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| Not for SLV bulls |
| They won't but the fact that the only thing keeping the stock market up is like 5 stocks beating earnings expectations forever is pretty concerning. |
| There's no reason there would ever be a crypto bailout, from a strategic policy standpoint. In fact, it would be better to let it crater since countries like Russia and North Korea use it to skirt sanctions |
| Calls on auto parts suppliers. |
| He didn’t fold… he’s making news so DJT can pretend he won… nothing changed but give taco a chance to taco |
| Look at how much IT gained before The news |
| Taylor Sheridan just shits out shows for 50-75 year old conservatives. I swear there's a new one every 6 months |
| btc 16 hrs ahead of your portfolio |
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| I made 100k on crypto then lost it all in the stock market. So there’s that. |
| #Here is a photo of American troops marching into Iran\n\n#https://i.imgur.com/cyNvSFq.png LMAO🤌 |
| Stremio w/Torrentio is end game |
| SLV continues to moon tomorrow? |
| He’s a genius |
| drugs |
| Genius |
| SLV tanking tomorrow? |
| love thy neighbour |
| I wish I went all in on silver futures in 2012 |
| You’re literally pulling lines out of context that don’t even align with what you’re trying to say. Your reading comprehension is laughably bad, and you clearly don’t even understand that that’s not what they’re even referring to. \n\nDrug adherence has nothing to do with what you claimed before. \n\nAmerican hospitals have more beds per capita than any other country in the world. The words understaffed mean nothing out of context.\n\nI could go on and on, but it’s clear that you have mental health issues and are a literal regard. Do you feel silly yet? |
| wish i am grey bear now |
| there will be no crypto bailout. shit is going to zero |
| I mean literally the only upside is "hopefully more people will start believing in magical internet money again." |
| If you're so sure then open a short position. Because when you're sure, you make money on it. 😁 |
| 🌽 69k is not a meme |
| Ok WEEB 🤪 |
| Damn! I thought my 31% was good. Mr Yacht over here. |
| 😱 |
| BERS JUST GOT CUCKED\n \n"No plans for China free trade deal, Carney says as Trump fixates on Canada" |
| Micron calls for earnings this week. Sk hynix, samsung and sandisk will have orgasmic earnings. |
| This game is boring af |
| Do your own homework lazy ass |
| RZLV, ACHR, MU |
| Probably not tonight since they fly B2s out of Kansas and the weather there has not been good. Those planes can't get wet apparently. |
| If we gap up they’ll have to strike Tehran lmao |
| Why isn't Infleqtion going public via a traditional IPO? Why are they settling for a SPAC deal? |
| Bachelor's degree and done. Do 2 years at CC then 2-3 years at Uni (in-state tuition). That's how I'd do it today if I needed to. Shit's way more expensive than it was when I went to college and I'm not even that old. |
| What actually draws retards to crypto when the fucking stock market exists |
| usd diving hard\n\nthis is concerning |
| My bro unhappy |
| Let’s pool are money together and take turns being elite every week |
| It’s only worth now cuz the big boys milking it, imo. |
| Cause why |
| So why did he hate gays? |
| So buy puts at open and get them decimated within an hour after the bounce / IV collapse? |
| Yeah bro |
| My guess is close at $411+ or massive drop to $375…\n\nOr honestly both based on last week lol |
| No bro |
| MSTR -60% in 6 months vs qqq +20% lol \n\neven worse than mortgage stocks in 2007-2008 |
| It’s French, le bic |
| Yeah bro |
| my mind is telling me to buy tesla puts but I've been hurt too many times from their rigged-ass earnings |
| Hopefully after I sell BOIL to buy it 😋\n\nThat 10% production shutdown worries me on getting into KOLD before EIA numbers on Thursday. I think a huge drawdown could give a full week run up on BOIL. |
| My bro |
| Short the USD |
| True. Staying in academia is more what I’m referring to |
| MSTR no coupon bond buyers have to be the second most stupidest people on earth. |
| THAT'S NUMBERWANG |
| Puts. We opening red down 1%+ |
| time for saylor BTC purchase tomorrow and price to tank even more |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AdInformal2790** bet **GOOGL** goes from **327.57** to **350.0** before **05-Feb-2026 05:26 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 4 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I'm losing anyways, so why should I even type something for my moves on tomorrow, lol |
| !banbet GOOGL $350 11d |
| It’s shiny and you buy calls |
| America in Zugzwang since 2020 |
| 🤣😂 |
| It's genuinely nuts how the entire global stock market has been carried by a handful of stocks. Without them spy would receive significantly less mythical hype because a risky 8% a year isn't very good at all. At that point treasuries at 5% seem pretty good. |
| Have a coffee and a cigarette on the shitter peak WSB |
| jesus was a leftist... |
| Depends on your area of study -- you can go make bank in math, finance, computer science, or statistics. |
| Like truly around the world no one likes you lmfaoooo |
| who’s the main man. |
| What were your plays? |
| I need to x30 my money. Best strat? |
| what's the news? |
| He said free trade agreement is a no but the trade agreement with china is still on |
| You're patting yourself on the back for...thinking of taking a position. Do you hear yourself? Lol |
| It’s okay bb, no one likes you 😩🫵 |
| Downfall of the united states of shartmerica on polymarket before/after 2028? |
| come on open the futes already |
| https://preview.redd.it/t81suqtzmkfg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a40e5eedd888c8b479d89d5bb0e87e97e8407c0 |
| Oh boy, trying to guess the top...huh. \n\nYou didn't even bother DCA your position over time and instead just went in like it's the top. |
| WYFI 🤙🏽 |
| Yea I don’t understand either people trade and buy them everyday same with stocks. Users are more important to them and fees |
| Still better than Draco |
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k5q\_XG9z5Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k5q_XG9z5Q) |
| Go bed early, show up for your regular job |
| Carney folded bears fucked |
| To that penguin island. |
| what happened to regional banks on friday? |
| Where did you get 20% honestly 20% would be great cause they wouldn’t be so reliable on crypto |
| Left to right, but good point on subsector risk.\n\nLeast risk to most risk subsector maybe: Uranium, oil, gold, copper, nat gas, silver but pretty much everything other than that first spot are debatable. |
| nah god hates leftists |
| I'm never gonna get used to the goofy bobble heads. |
| Ok. What’s step 2? |
| Just bought a little more BTC / ETH. Inverse wsb. |
| No man is an island entire of itself |
| I love you |
| I dislike that you’re correct |
| You mean using a phone or a computer? I don't have internet explorer. |
| Even God hates Republ*cans ❤️❤️ |
| Puts |
| Just vibe to "Born this Way" by Lady Gaga and enjoy your life |
| Anyone else here holding CEG? |
| I have no sympathy for these people, especially if they’re invested 🫠 |
| There’s plenty of sites that provide the data and news about it |
| He lets his lawyers do the work. He doesn't do shit |
| Could have made the same money trading 0dtes for 15 minutes a day |
| Ben chod |
| lol its just vibes |
| It’s already 150 below ath ! Think it will go up |
| What a wasted day. May have as well been a holiday |
| I always keep a little TSLS on hand just in case and added a little TSDD this week for more flavour. 🤓 |
| #If Microsoft or Apple misses, Nasdaq will die LMAO🤌 |
| Cause |
| That fool that bear'ed arms had puts... he was one of yous |
| The fluoride in the water |
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| Do you own crypto |
| You had me at 2010 COD shit talking. Take my money! |
| Some of you will be reminded of a familiar feeling tomorrow, and the others will get their first pegging |
| shut up chode |
| 🤡 |
| Japan bonds be like: omawa mou shindeiru |
| Why am I so awesome? |
| Pretty much. They open in 35 mins and I expect a sharp pump and correction |
| I wonder what child support looks like. |
| You shouldnt be doing stuff if you dont want to |
| So ready to trade. Up 126% this month |
| After much deliberation, PhD is not worth it. You get paid peanuts for the amount of effort put in |
| to Jeremy Grantham of all people |
| Tomorrow I'm gonna keep being chopped asf but still loving myself and my chud life |
| Imagine naming your kid Drake |
| Google calls |
| Hasnt that family scammed enough from the crypto world? |
| That’s what I’m banking on |
| I mean i did consider going long silver calls back in december. i was mentally prepared to just do the whole wait and watch thing. Wouldve prolly taken profit around 95ish or sooner though. But if i had held onto that spark of conviction i had - which was just to wait and hold calls long term, i would be feeling pretty hot right now i think. |
| Shillver boys going to blow their wad prematurely at open . Red rest of the week. |
| It exists, you have crap like OVH cloud. Datacenters with wooden ceilings and no fire protection. |
| That mawfk will survive longer than you can remain solvent |
| All hail the copium |
| I asked Google how to buy bitcoin and it redirected me to a mental asylum |
| You think he would share this if it was down 20% or flat? Nah |
| Elon Musk putting a masterclass right now on how to manage multiple baby mamas and 14 kids 👏 |
| 💯 |
| Taco Tuesday is always a 100% where I’m from |
| My moves tomorrow? Will probably have a coffee and then have a smelly poop |
| MU as well |
| FCX |
| MEGA. Nice ring to it. |
| Work gave me off this week, guess ill see what happens with the market |
| Puts on TXT - I think they will report good results but like GE Aero the outlook won’t be received well. |
| I prefer to die poor behind a wendi’s dumpster living with her than rich. |
| Idk |
| An 🥭 AI will just take his place, so it doesn’t matter |
| PE doesn't mean anything with recent price surges. Get Gemini to calculate their FCF at current prices and compare to their market caps minus debt. You're in for a ride. |
| Boo |
| Please trump say something good about crypto |
| Which wars? |
| My jaw broke from all the cawk and I don't have health insurance 🤒 |
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| Thanks! Good details |
| Pull back first |
| Because the most likely attacks in these wars would be carried out by drones, and ONDS is one of the most advanced companies in drone manufacturing |
| When I first heard of ETH it was discussed on 4chan and was $6. \n\nI was ready to throw $500 at it but had literally no clue how to buy it. |
| Buying the dip is easy, selling the top is difficult |
| Tbh, no cap, on everything, real talk, keepin it 100, fr fr, on my soul, i did not have sexual relations with that ber. |
| Everyday lol |
| Hrm, ok then...\n\nUUUU wooo!!1!\n\nBetter? |
| I'm long at 25700 |
| Looks like Kash Patel |
| https://preview.redd.it/bb8eq2hulkfg1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf6be6cbe25694f713c91a2fab9d5135d59944fd |
| S&P returned 1.4% in 2015 (Pats vs. Seahawks SB) and 31.49% in 2019 (Pats vs. Rams SB). Fine, I guess I’ll root for Rams. |
| you can just not do things |
| wsb is always bearish corn. people either lose money on it or miss the run up. |
| Yep. His "Mormon" list, a short list of silver miners you can "marry" and be happy forever happy with. |
| Buying the dip is my move. The trick is buying the bottom. |
| No that’s too fast for him, it’s Netscape |
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| Calls in gold and silver |
| I wouldn't buy this with my money, I wouldn't buy this with your money, but I can't deny it's caught a bid. |
| Thats every sunday |
| None of this is existential. Gay dump tomorrow, recovers end of week. |
| I held calls for both over the weekend 🙁 |
| What about data centers? Chips manufacturing? Labor? Eu trying to be China except it isn't |
| 42 minutes until my FUTES brethren take control of the tape |
| Hoping you’d say D Wave (QBTS) buy frenzy |
| Sure but can you even buy puts 30 years out? |
| Naturally |
| KMB - I'm gonna shit myself in my depends from all the gains Im getting on any dip |
| BTC down 3k don’t worry HOOD opens -5% per usual. Guess my anal cavity doesn’t get a break this week back to usual |
| And yell "MCDONALDS HATES OLD WOMEN!" and do a roman salute. That's kinda a 50/50 tho because there's a chance Whitehouse shouts out Mac D 📈📈 |
| Appreciate your comment on the website. That has nothing to do with PINS running back to $40. |
| Market Open (9:30 AM) ~99% Arbitrage bots force stocks to match futures prices at the bell.\nFirst Hour (9:30-10:30 AM) Low / Negative "Mean reversion" often causes the market to move opposite to the gap.\nMarket Close (4:00 PM) ~50-55% Intraday news and volume wash out overnight sentiment. |
| # IF Americans lose power then they wont be able to trade options! |
| https://preview.redd.it/3ndwsb2ilkfg1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dee8af2950bb4a5391c1751547c73439dcff9571 |
| Buy low, sell lower baby!! |
| Calls on fanduel |
| Do you mean MUUN 🌚 |
| Tufted titmouse shoutout |
| i’m sensing sndk and mu puts soon for a wave D selloff |
| Ive already mentally called in sick tomorrow. Is a sno day |
| yes so that it’s cheaper to load up on puts |
| Calls it is then |
| Look at the silver chart you moron. It's not cyclical. It's a fucking cup and handle. |
| Congrats on that accomplishment\n\nI suggest some skin moisturizer |
| Ignorance is bliss my guy. |
| Sorry, terminal fail. You are simultaneously saying hurr durr second amendment and hurr durr serve this guy right for exercising second amendment rights. You are a brainless fàscist cuck who is happy to take it up the ass from the right kind of secret policeman. I just can't imagine the awfulness of being you\n\nGuessing you are also poor. Sorry about that too |
| You can always self deport |
| beautiful, champ |
| It’s a great line. Some don’t have the stomach for downturns. You don’t need to be so emotional |
| FUTAS? |
| Yooooo, look at those big tits, 9 o'clock\n\nUp there\n\nUp on that branch, there's two\n\n🐦🐦🔭🤓 Wow |
| But why? 🐧 |
| https://preview.redd.it/5zqab7q4lkfg1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee061b9cfb00f27b6be4405b0f650e5651eb31aa |
| I was never a fan of Bul |
| Cut the saylor shit |
| How much you have in it |
| Drake “Drake "Drake "Drake Maye" Maye" Maye” Maye |
| Wsb'ers hate this one simple trick! |
| Winter isn’t going to last forever. If you can Time the spring thaw… |
| There’s no chance you would |
| Try to quit watching porn and masturbating. True test of strength and willpower |
| You actually do want to be holding puts when 🥭 expires. The uncertainty will be a huge drop that you sell on and then immediately buy calls. |
| Will MU moon? |
| Open form of money built by freedom anarchist tech nerds that support freedom of speech and human rights, went from 0 to 100k usd. Thats pretty awsome. |
| This👆🏻level the playing field |
| Parlays are for suckers |
| always bet on green |
| Same, minus the life. |
| Oh wow.. you’re that retarded |
| fixed |
| Hope that UUUU goes on sale at open, purchase more. Purchase more GLTR at open, even though it will not be on sale. Purchase everything else in the port that’s red. Watch the gains for the rest of the week. |
| Damn, I'm old Lmaooo |
| I mean, the whole country is burning, so calls is the only way obviously…. |
| Never seen wsb more collectively bearish on something as much as 🌽right now 🤔 |
| I’ve got a problem. 15” on the ground and 4” more coming. I’ve already fapped through all of pornhub. What else can I do? |
| top signal |
| Noted, if anything I think maybe we charge like $300 for the app and send you a gun to go with it |
| Crypto using reverse psychology. Instead of dumping on futures open it will now pump LMAO |
| If they’re within 0.3% either way, useless. Up to 0.6%, medium. Any further, 100%. |
| Make Europe Great Again. |
| Never pursuing a free trade deal and no plans to sign a free trade deal literally mean the exact same thing you fucking moron |
| Canada never had that in the works. That’s just 🥭 fighting dementia |
| It is known. |
| Tf is that, I mean\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0vgl81xokkfg1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcc494bd470ff9f3ba54cd87318e743c49366cf1 |
| How are your parlays doing? |
| Every single day |
| Need more COWBELL |
| If they talk about the possibility of having to raise rates down the line too the markets gonna flounder |
| no u |
| Strength and honour. |
| Buy the dip |
| ? FOMC or something else coming up? |
| \nI believe u |
| It’s alright, the real award for me is making people laugh |
| Finally, we also need to taxes Google, Microsoft, Meta and all these US. tech giant for 10-20% for monopoly they got in the market. |
| It's honestly crazy what a shit show the EU is. |
| I don’t make the rules bro |
| Canada was NEVER pursuing a free trade deal with China\n\nThat’s why you’re retarded. Look outside your bubble before calling people brain dead |
| Puts on AT&T no service…… |
| Believe it or not, green tomorrow |
| 200 |
| Larry will step in by cutting the dividend and share buybacks. That’s the only thing he can do. |
| Yes |
| #GIVE US THE DATA, how often are futures actually correct for predicting direction the next market day? |
| I lol’d so hard |
| Volatility = gift to the faithful |
| Isn’t even open yet |
| Everything computer |
| They would dilute it back to 25 before you could even sell |
| This is probably just the modem chip. |
| [archive.org](http://archive.org) is great |
| The only Alex we talk about on a first name basis should be Alex Honnold |
| Got off the phone with my mother\n\nthe little minx had company last night. And tonight |
| Shock and Awe 3.0. They spent 9 months planning before executing the 2003 operation. |
| Bye |
| Yeah im sure its just a conspiracy theory jfc this sub is braindead |
| Eth is $2800 again lol pathetic shitcoin |
| Flooding the market with the 6-7 ounces of SILVER that my Grandpa gifted to me. You are welcome for the start of the SLV price collapse due to over supply |
| What an amazing opening... My hope is XNG hahah what a bloody rubbish time left |
| I'm gonna buy this dip so hard with KMB that I'm gonna have to buy Depends from how much I'm gonna shit myself nonstop |
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| 99 a gram? |
| #FUTES FLAT AND GAY |
| What a boring fucking championship game |
| care to explain how it’s awesome |
| Even with subsidies, you’re still dealing with a lot of global availability and latency issues that major cloud providers won’t have |
| Sorry forgot yall into fomoing the top here |
| I want 675 |
| domain expansion, unlimited calls |
| Anyone that things AMC will MOASS is high af. Maybe, maybe it’ll claw back, but it’s not hitting $100B valuation. Absolute hopium is maybe, $30/share? At an insane run up for some regarded reason? Yeah it’s toilet paper, better use is a tax deduction on actual gains lol |
| If you read that headline think it’s in any way factual you might be retarded |
| Go pats. Get me my money boys |
| I just lost a years worth of brain cells reading the comments on a Reddit thread asking if US is on the brink of civil war |
| Must have the option to choose Darth Vader voice, needs gun owner verification badge |
| I’ve seen someone thinking people were looking at actual corn futures so… |
| Please don't do this. VIX options are horrible. Just buy what it's derived from, SPY/SPX puts. |
| How high will SLV go? My guess is $130 |
| Only time i ever bought puts was on MSTR at 420 and i chickened out and sold for break even shortly after. I just dont like puts in general. |
| https://preview.redd.it/fi0dnra3kkfg1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e265f376e05be8827f27e388a80e40bce6af2f0\n\n# THIS ONE? |
| Google it |
| US navy couldn't even defeat the houthis who have no military, but the tel aviv bots are fantasizing about a war with iran. no wars for israel, fck off. |
| > I’m less focused on picking the “perfect” names and more on catching rotation when it actually shows up on the chart. Energy and materials make sense macro wise, but timing matters or you just sit in dead money. I usually track names like XLE, XOM, CVX, COP, and materials like FCX and XLB, then wait for structure to flip instead of front running the thesis. I use RevCan.io on TradingView to spot when momentum and higher timeframe bias actually turn bullish so I can play calls instead of guessing bottoms. Let price confirm the story first, the money follows after. |
| That’s only a small piece of it. it has a lot more to do with lack of supply and exponential increase in demand. |
| Ovh |
| It's not shit - it's basically non-existent. |
| Not fearful enough in here \n\nPain will be felt this week\n\nTake pepto bismol accordingly |
| 🐂 🐂 |
| Stay away from SPACs |
| Early bird catches the deep discount |
| Yes I'm in robn. I'll average down if I need to |
| Subsidized for the broke |
| Yeah, they shouldn’t be mad it’s down. You should only invest money you are ready to lose. This could be a dip or it could be bad news. Buy low sell high is the name of the game. Always have an entry and exit strategy. Majority probably haven’t read the intelligent investor and it shows. Granted Warren and Grant never recommended precious metals, the principles still remain the same. |
| Time to start building european tech solutions espectially if you are software developer. |
| What's their revenue |
| Nbis |
| Source\n\nhttps://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2026-01-25/carney-says-canada-has-no-plans-to-pursue-free-trade-agreement-with-china |
| Short of public subsidies no startup can compete on cost anymore. |
| Can MU and SNDK just keep pumping this week please? |
| EU cloud is shit |
| I love cornpops! |
| Nah it's all done through voice chat and the app can alert you to nearby users via navigation screen interface/audio pings |
| What happened to PEW PEW that burned everyone last year lol |
| Calls on fanduel |
| #dont sell tomo or ice will forcefully hit the buy button for you |
| I think TNA has more to run. The mag 7 earnings will probably disappoint. I think next week sees ATH for the DOW and the Russell 2000 if 🌮 man takes his medication. |
| the market makers are waiting for your sell order. They will pump the price when ready |
| Can someone competent give us a few examples we can invest in? |
| Does Sofi hit $40 after earnings or am I smoking the copium |
| Cost-related non-adherence to drug therapy leads to over 112,000 premature deaths annually.\n\n(https://global-uploads.webflow.com/5e5972d438ab930a0612707f/5fa9bf4419f4da03a7daf190_WHPC-Xcenda_NonAdherence%20Population%20Model_Report_22Oct2020r.pdf)\n\n26000-45000 Americans die each year because of lack of health insurance depending on the study.\n\n(Tanne JH. More than 26,000 Americans die each year because of lack of health insurance. BMJ. 2008 Apr 19;336(7649):855. doi: 10.1136/bmj.39549.693981.DB. PMID: 18420687; PMCID: PMC2323087.)\n\nNearly 30% of Americans say they haven’t taken their medication or have skipped medical care due to high prices.\n\n(2021, Gallup and West Health)\n\nover 75% of american hospitals are understaffed in infection control and 90% of these hospitals had, as you would expect, higher rates of infection, hospital acquired infections kills about 100k people a year. \n\n(https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/misc-emerging-topics/understaffed-hospitals-have-higher-rates-infection, \n\nMorgan DJ, Lomotan LL, Agnes K, McGrail L, Roghmann MC. Characteristics of healthcare-associated infections contributing to unexpected in-hospital deaths. Infect Control Hosp Epidemiol. 2010 Aug;31(8):864-6. doi: 10.1086/655018. PMID: 20569114; PMCID: PMC3528178.)\n\nI could go on and on and on\n\nDo you feel like a stupid fucking idiot yet? |
| That’s a good reason. Do they let me know before they do that? |
| Idk, there are a lot of regards out there |
| Dudes and dudettes, I desperately need to get out of the US. Hope I win big this week! |
| The asset itself is awsome the price action is worde than dogshit |
| Why |
| Ewwwww |
| Bitcoin is also worthless when fiat collapses |
| Honestly that’s kinda genius and all bag holders should be adopting this |
| The little brown mushroom guys from Mario? |
| I'm done being gaslighted by women!!\n\nThese Meta AI glasses record every fucking thing. So if she makes some shit up I just pull the footage from the cloud lmao 🤣 🤌\n\n#THANK YOU ZUCK 🙏 |
| USAR guaranteed to moon after that 10% stake, who knows how much it’ll hold thru premarket |
| That might be giving them too much credit |
| Makes sense |
| Go away no flair |
| >3x leverage TQQQ up 3.9% \n\nin english? |
| why BTC is such a dogshit asset must be studied |
| Thoughts and waivers TSLA |
| My silver keeps turning green |
| Yep, TCAF. |
| 5700+ shares and 600,640,660,680 calls for june 26 |
| >*Canada says it has no plans to sign a free trade deal with China after Trump threatens 100% tariff*\n\nLmao Canada folded so fucking quickly |
| USAR, UUUU |
| Why not VTI? It's has all the companies VOO has, less volatility(cant forget forty7 is manipulating the marer like its his 1st job), & better coverage of the entire market. |
| Best Buy employee: "this one has a 285k in it and it's slow as fuck but the government invested in intel."\n\nCustomer: "ooooh, then I'll take two!" |
| Because $900 is 9 points on ES 30 min of trading on a slow day |
| In a little under an hour I’ll start watching futures with you guys that will have little to no bearing on price action tomorrow |
| I feel like you are promoting car accidents |
| Need 30 percent returns to net 15% after dollar devaluation in 2026…….guess I will just buy more gld 🙂 |
| His was quite funny 🤣 |
| Calls on this idea |
| I have a friend that works in hospital. Collections. Under $3000 they send some bills and then sell the debt to a collector. \n\nYou can get away with ignoring $900. Don’t answer your phone from calls you don’t recognize |
| Thoughts and prayers MSFT |
| Stidham has earned my respect. I hope he wins. |
| Why tho |
| ☃️🍆💦 energy all week |
| HOOD, Yahoo…freaking anywhere…it’s 24/7 🤷♀️ |
| Spy won’t open below 684 |
| So you dont have a collections for the next 7 years |
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| Does the existence of supermarkets imply the existence of super m00rkit makers? |
| Nothing is going well other than circular funding 🔄 |
| It’s gonna go down to 40. But don’t panic. Intel is a long runner. It will be above 100 in a year from now. \n\n\n\n\n\nIf not I gotta sell the house. |
| 820 my ass |
| I just flip the phone upside down. Chart looks 📈 good. |
| When Iran Freedom Campaign? |
| Congratulations to Seahawks or Rams on winning the SuperBowl. |
| 🌽 pop was a bad investment |
| CSP or CC maybe? |
| Then the app isn't for you bro. Me on the other hand, I'll show them what over a decade of experience in this game looks like |
| Most are on roids. |
| Good luck 🫡 |
| Why |
| This administration is run by a bunch of goombas |
| Why |
| Yeah you're right I'm loading up tomorrow |
| 🤑 |
| I’ve had calls since Dec…did very well last week. Think I’m holding thru earnings but a little nervous |
| The Michael Jordans of bag holding 😂 |
| Second part of statement is right. |
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| I don't even get why shit is red. Yen/Dollar, Iran, gov shutdown? Who gives a fck for the market long term. |
| I live in a Wendy's dumpster sir |
| Barron Streetwise, has to be......or maybe Compound and friends. I had the same thought though 😀 |
| Bunker etf when? |
| Any of yall shorting asml? |
| We don't even have FSD in 2026 |
| They just had a subpar quarter. They'll get em next time. |
| Big if true. Where did you find this info? |
| I for one can't wait for another over leveraged crypto bro liquidation day! |
| COPX is yummy |
| LMAOOO 🤣😂🤣😂 |
| Where can i see corn dumping |
| ONDS is gonna open at 14 |
| I'm glad you see the vision |
| That would be a big huge gap up. What are you holding? |
| A single 0DTE could do that in minutes, if not seconds. |
| Absolutely agree something is fishy but it’s funny coming from the guy that launched two pump n dump coins very recently. |
| It's 5 and there's still a little light out 🥳 |
| Probably easier to just steal from the register and steal bags of nuggets |
| 🙏 |
| STOP THE COUNT\n\non 🌽 |
| I really don’t feel like driving around with teenagers calling me all types of racial slurs mayne |
| Yeh same gonna buy the dip |
| So definitely not their plan. WH is filled with more retards than WSB |
| I'll let you when Newsmax, Fox, Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, and Ja Rule come out as well. |
| Ty! |
| That would be amazing |
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| the move is to short it and then pour hot coffee on some old lady |
| Let's go NQ, I need these futures at 25900 |
| Her husband's company went from $1,000 to $25M in 1 year lol. Great gig if you can get it. I need to lear how they did it |
| Best thing about being a metals bull is the behavior of those in power and their policies basically guaruntee me gains lmao |
| calls on ONDS, UUUU and USAR |
| I’m waiting to hit something big and use it as my tax deduction. Only reason it’s sitting tied up on the corner and getting kicked |
| 🤡 🫵 |
| Buy IBRX 🚀 |
| 🌽 dumping hard. \n\nSpy calls fucked at open\n\n\nSLV and GLD will boom. |
| I need to make $227 this week to hit my 2k monthly goal |
| DFEN |
| Every other post on X is a baggie claiming rotation out of precious metals is coming soon. All of the just happen to be heavily invested in crypto. It’s quite pathetic tbh. |
| Blocking strangers on the internet is micropenis energy 😂.\n\nLike you can't even accidentally see a different view. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2zkbkyeoikfg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bc7a222fdf34d3c6f08a1a51e6d05bf25d9d6dc |
| Too employed to care you should be too or making progress on that front |
| Ok regards, new million dollar idea just dropped into my head while taking a shit. It's a proximity based messaging app to be used while driving that allows you to send voice messages to other drivers who have the app. The profiles are anonymous, in other words you don't see people's names just their vehicles. Voice messages are deleted after they've been played and there is no moderation aside from the user being able to block other users. It would basically allow people to opt in to 2010s COD style shit talking over voice chat but for while you're driving. And the app makes money by stealing your data or whatever. |
| So basically same as everyday since December |
| 🤣 |
| TBD, but my moves today will include trading futures |
| Is that actually true? How can you prove it? |
| bought btc ur all retarded |
| 🧊 wearing Meta glasses |
| Every tax paying household owes $310,000 as their portion of the national debt, so quick looking for a check! |
| Gl |
| calls on AG, HL RZT for longshot |
| Bullish AF, but after losing ~4k on META, I'm too scared to play earnings, even though it has nothing to do with my previous losses |
| 🌮 waiting for the futures open to decide if he needs to start a war |
| Two weeks from now you regards will be wondering why nobody warned you about the earnings rug pull. |
| OP made a bet that META stock would go above 650 within a day when it was 638. META stock was at 600 just that very same day earlier so it had already went up a lot. If it didnt touch 650+ within one day, he would've lost all $45k |
| im working at mcdonalds and using my money to buy macdonalds stock |
| What are YOUR moves tomorrow? |
| This is smarter |
| 🚀 |
| Focus.\nThe 🍟 bro.\nIt goes IN the bag! |
| Loaded 80k into 🌽 at 86250 |
| Sweet summer child. |
| the one thing I can promise you, even in this market |
| Get ready to cry again |
| $KOLD is going to soar next week |
| Yes to everything |
| Easy schedule and just overall shitty year in the league, especially AFC |
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| U.S going to be left holding the corn bag while china is out. |
| Still have power, so we're feeling good! |
| So new fed chair in with trump and trump want 1% interest rate so is that how we pump? Just borrow and further destroy the dollar |
| Isn’t bar low? |
| What are good ammo stocks or etf? |
| They have a bit before any dip occurs. Unlike crypto precious metals are valued based on what they can do in an industrial fashion and the scarcity of it. Crypto has “scarcity” that’s it. They will need to update security on the blockchain once quantum computing takes off. If not shit will be worthless. I took profit on both. Dumped all my btc at the top before the sell off. Sold enough precious metals to cover the initial purchase and get a lump some of money to put into bonds. I’m holding a good chunk of precious metals because it will always have a value/use unlike crypto which is a one trick pony. |
| Civil war just like tiananmen square American version |
| Wake me up when a news channel that matters does it |
| They must be foreign |
| You can get off the ride any time you want |
| Made with gemini (I left the mark there as also noted by others) |
| 🤣 |
| One hour till my life has meaning again |
| Yup |
| Its crazy how I look **exactly** like brad pitt in fight club |
| Strikes on Iran tomorrow. |
| yes |
| Do you retards even smell the revolution yet!? |
| I’m in the mood to say aggressive homoerotic shit\n\n#TWERK BUSSY |
| Anyone can call a surge on metals buddy. It’s fucking cyclical |
| Computer |
| Iran Regime change first. Nato destruction after that |
| Me thinks gun stonks are going to go through the roof this week |
| Managed to get one of the idiots that post propaganda all day to block me. That’s the achievements I’m going for. Just let them make assumptions and pointed to their retardedness until they couldn’t take it anymore |
| He's regarded you mean |
| Who’s still bag holding AMC |
| It’s over Bul. SPY delisted this week |
| Meta and Msft to the moon |
| Last I checked crypto was only 20%? Or is that only top line and somehow the margins are better? |
| Ok |
| Why 🌽down so much? 🧊? |
| Doubt it drops. Clearly Warren did his DD prior to buying. |
| Wen 200% tariff on Canada? I want the market to go vrrum after the TACO |
| Guys, I heard ICE was responsible for the Titanic tragedy ⛴️🧊🤔 |
| How’s everyone feeling about META earnings? |
| Playing games well is how you get rich |
| There’s a Gemini mark in the corner |
| Thank you for helping me get it quicker to my entry price 👴🏽 |
| POTATO CHIPS 😋 |
| Short term yes but it’s more about future quarters when the trading volume dies down |
| They are a little creepy. Not self washing like the ocean… |
| There aren’t thousands of dead Americans. That’s complete hyperbole and not a single source backs that up\n\nYou’re literally just making things up on a thread that has absolutely nothing to do with what you’re even trying to rant about\n\nFor the record, you should know that if you want to convince people of something you should stick to facts, avoid making things up, and do your best to not let your mental illness show |
| Only if they go back to leather helmets. At that point they wouldn’t live past 35 anyway |
| Yes, it will open |
| It's only $900 bucks dude. Pay it |
| INTU primed for takeoff! |
| Oh I get it , lol. I thought it was weird I got one n not him. I just found what he said quite funny. |
| If it starts recovering early buying puts. If we shrug off the Canada thing - then we open flat and I’ll abandon this play. |
| No way you’re that guy |
| alex honnold climbed a skyscraper with no ropes for a few hundred K in payment. regard could have sat on the sofa and just bought SLV calls to make the same. |
| Dude has been in the commodities sector for 30 years and called the surge 4 years ago, as well as the glut before that, but sure keep losing money. You'll fomo too late like a bitch. |
| Pay your bills broke ass |
| Predictions for the futes open ? |
| CNBC is pissed calling out Whitehouse liying about Alex. This is getting entertaining dayumm |
| Agreed. You still like $RBRK this year? Or what other plays are you watching? |
| Nah usually it’s up right about now and doesn’t dump until overnight 🤓 |
| 🥭 needs to invade Greenland now, this gov may be shut down for a long time. He used Minnesota to distract everyone from Epstein files, now he needs something crazy to distract everyone from Minnesota |
| Down 20% in five years. Oof indeed |
| Wait, so you're not even from the US? You're just cosplaying?\n\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA |
| #i don’t wanna hear it\nIf u broke as a\nMan U have not been sucking enough cawk ‘!\n\nWhy don’t u have 100,000 in stocks \n\nWhat excuse u have dame it if u in USA |
| My bro Napster |
| Can SLV consolidate and dip from current levels? Yes definitely. Will it ever be $60 again? No. I don't even know if we will see $75 again unless a lot of shit changes real quick |
| Been waiting since Friday for futures open. No more holding over the weekend |
| The same thing we do every day, Pinky. Try to take over the world. |
| LAES |
| I thought I made some money with my GLD calls and MU stock last week. Crying while sitting on paper money hill right now |
| To sum it up calls and puts are fukd |
| \n!banbet SPY $670 1w |
| *Clicks Create a Player on Main Menu* |
| Bitcoin baggies mad itt |
| For laughing. Gotta love it |
| ??? |
| I’m not a retard, and that’s good enough for me |
| Cryptocucks in shambles 🤣🫵🤡 |
| No clue tbh. |
| if I buy ITM silver calls that expires next week, where do I collect my silver? A lot better situation than me being assigned to take barrels of oils during covid. That time, I had to spill it into a local river |
| Hate to break it to you, but that is u/Shoddy-Inspection339’s stolen valor. |
| What? |
| Is this original? lol did you make this? |
| Robinhood still makes money when someone sells crypto. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense when crypto goes down that Robinhood would follow. |
| I was communicating on the weekend thread 😭 |
| I thought Intel pumped cuz they announced some partnership in the AI circlejerk. |
| So is Canada tariffs priced in |
| potential mvp and take his team to superbowl is ass i know\nbet you called brady and peyton ass hundreds of times too |
| So you're British? |
| If you did, you won’t be on this sub! |
| US is basically Mossad play ground |
| Puts on for my city |
| Half the time you own it, half the time u dont |
| Change your life |
| Check out SBSW too. Platinum, Gold and soon lithium. |
| Looks like a buy to me! |
| Ignore. If collections call, cry. If they aren’t sympathetic, hang up. Eventually you’ll get a sympathetic one and they will write it off for you. Yay US medical system 🤪 |
| I'm expecting a big move in CRDO soon. It's sitting on major support. So either big bounce or deep pullback. |
| Just keep printing money uncle Sam |
| Can you imagine |
| I sound suicidal because there’s a retard who deep throat’s propaganda acting like a retard online? That’s a new one |
| How would crypto creatures lives be if they invested in real things like stocks or gold? |
| We gonna make that guy say he got the pizza for free! |
| This is crazy. 40% short interest, 165% IV. This will get crushed in the coming weeks |
| I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!! |
| About tree fiddy |
| Yeah probably. And whatever company is gonna be building strip clubs and casinos in Gaza. Oil unless companies like Exxon are scared their assets will be nationalized in the future. |
| I still would totally watch some roided out freak league with basically the exact same rules otherwise. But ya know, 'advertisers.' |
| This is the way |
| Holy shit that's hilarious. If your bank login details were leaked, you'd at least have some recourse. In this case, I think they're fucked lmao |
| Silver going to open with a shrek but I’ll wait for 99 |
| Crypto tards: well you see perfect scarcity future money internet distributed blockchain anonymous amazing 1M by 2030!\n\n\nMouthbreather: gold shiny, silver hurr hurr (drool)\n\n\nMouthbreather winning by far. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7xzl435ugkfg1.png?width=2080&format=png&auto=webp&s=d454cacbc6a613130f3334ba5196c5581f663442 |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/N4Rw3pouqf\n\nI wonder what happened with this guy. |
| It’s a pizza 🍕 value |
| KMB - I'm gonna buy so much Depends to shit myself from the joy of buying the dip and collecting those sweet dividends |
| You sound suicidal. Out of curiosity, are you British? It's crazy how much sperm from strangers you ingest online, and I want to know if that's a foreign thing. |
| Ignoring |
| She’s a 10 but says “cryptotards” instead of “cryptards” |
| Tomorrow\n\nSILVER 5%\n\nGOLD 1%\n\nSPY -1%\n\nINTEL 50% |
| Did they become a Reddit mod after? |
| Citadel pays them for order flow |
| Made me want some Sunday sauce |
| WSB bullish time to close the long ..lol 🤣 |
| How are my SLV calls looking? |
| Puts on opinions from midget cocks |
| cryptotards want $SLV to crash so bad. |
| Only 100% ? That’s a rookie number |
| I’m surprised it’s held up so long. |
| Calls on KMB so I get some Depends an shit my self from all the joy of my dividend payouts 🤤 |
| Why would I kill my self over retards? |
| Thanks bro, checking out the tickets you listed 😎 |
| This is the worst AFC Championship I’ve ever seen\n\nThe modern NFL is filled with Midgets. Sam Darnold is in a NFCCG |
| 🌽 isn’t real\n\nWhat retards |
| (Maybe don't) open the casino |
| so as fast as current intel CPUs, got it |
| Alt szn |
| >98.5k is the avg price paid \n\n**LMAO** |
| So much fear to buy. Gonna go hard on dividend plays. PG and Kimberly Clark.\n\nGonna buy so much Depends to shit myself from joy from all the dividend payments ima get |
| I can link you a thousand horoscopes that were right as well |
| Yep, you're not going to George Floyd this one. Have the last word, and after this is over, please don't kill yourself. |
| What time market open? @everyone |
| red is a discount |
| Woah!! My first award. 😎 cool |
| Cool, glad we got to the crux of it |
| Schumer ain't got the stones |
| omg |
| Ok so, USA attacking Iran, ICE makin chaos in Minneapolis, how will tesla justify its 5-10% gain it will probobly get tomorrow? |
| Or, or, or... BULL-shit 🤗 |
| Prediction, SPY opens down .5% and trickles down to down .8%. Bumps back up to flat at open, craters hour or two after open. |
| VIX is the play. |
| You trade time for money, government prints when they want. We’re not the same. |
| Yah I’m being really careful here in general. Market\nLooks over extended |
| BREAKING NEWS: JPOW IS SPEAKING IN NEXT 13 MINUTES ABOUT INTEREST RATE DECISION |
| Ignore bro |
| People really thought the government pumped dying company would just magically revive overnight.😭😭 |
| We love to see magic money heading towards it’s real $0 value. |
| April 2021: https://x.com/i/status/1382653760338591746\n\nOctober 2024:\nhttps://x.com/i/status/1851909965260128692\n\nOctober 2025:\nhttps://x.com/i/status/1973284425753567484\n\nThis week:\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2015482846639472691\n\nDude was right all along while every retard like you was laughing.\n\nBought OTM silver miners calls at the dip after breakout. I'm up +140%. Almost all are ITM. Expect to be at least +500% by mid year. |
| Please stop sucking me off. I voted for this. |
| Puts on this weather |
| Someone hack 🥭and tweet that bitcoin will be a federal reserve or crypto bill will pass so HOOD can go up |
| Calls on Water |
| What are your thoughts on replaying this same play but with $AAPL this week? Its been pretty oversold as well right |
| I would cry tears of joy |
| APLD and IREN!!! |
| Hope everyone is staying safe and toasty during this snow storm |
| Trading daily is so dumb. You could gain 10000% but if you lose 100% that’s game lmao. This is WSB. |
| Imagine thinking shitcoin is representative of the market |
| It’s mainly the fact that 🥭 continues to stoke China. That’s the only tariff threat the markets ever cared about. |
| Actually he’s the academic standard. Name checks out |
| Ban for sure |
| SLV 200\nGLD 1000 |
| Went to the HR and $1500 went towards my $1500 deductible.\n\nHowever my $900 ambulance bill is not covered. Is it worth paying or just ignoring it? \n\nMy credit score is 820 |
| Once the empire falls |
| Bers hibernate during market hours only to come out of hibernation when market is closed |
| I mean their full chart is a blood bath. These past few months have been the best they've had in years. |
| MSTR avg is 76k\n\nBottom for Buttcoin will be 69k because of memes |
| The only thing surviving next week is = MU. Why? Because why the fuck not???? |
| Get fucked while other are fucking |
| Brain eating amoeba would starve on most redditors |
| This is horseshit! |
| I would not be a buyer here. Better to be early on the next ones. I’ve never done well chasing green candles |
| Majority of all 🌽in circulation now owned at a loss. $98.5k is the average price paid for current holders. Even strategy is almost at a loss even after making their first big purchases around $10k\n\nPeople are underestimating how fast the collapse is going to be |
| It's okay, they'll announce renting stocks and they will pump again |
| INTC up 14.5% ytd\n\n3x leverage TQQQ up 3.9%\n\nBig oof indeed |
| Yea |
| RED IS JUST A COLOR, NOT THAT SERIOUS GUYS |
| Only if you include fake numbers |
| How much more upside do you see in Sandisk? Debating getting in now (feels very late to the party). |
| See the issue here is because you’re not American you have no problem hand waving thousands of dead Americans, whereas because I’m American I have an enormous issue with it.\n\nI’m not going to argue about dead Americans with someone who isn’t American nor understands our healthcare system, stick to betting on rocks buddy |
| \n\n!banbet SLV $200 4w |
| I think you can get a solid 10% on CRML because the convo will soon shift to when Govt will take a stake in another rare earth. |
| Full bull about to be released on TSLA |
| Gotta be smokin stogies in this weather, but it’s also bad for da health, so keep it in check…where’s the gabagool?! |
| The new Canada tariff threat is meaningless... the Treasury Secretary said today that the new tariffs are possible IF Canada makes a free trade deal with China. But Carney confirmed that Canada is not interested in that. |
| Just so we are clear, you’re cool being uninformed and deep throat propaganda just so you can be edgy on the internet. Got it, makes sense |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 480.0 before 03-Feb-2026 04:45 PM -05 |
| !Banbet |
| US to invest $1.6bn into rare earths group in bid to shore up key minerals https://share.google/KUSEjMWeseOHky0WU |
| Hood is gunna follow crypto again fk. Before crypto make like 50% of their profit but that was before sports bet ughhh |
| Qs take another look below the 50dma 616 but end the week slightly above 620 |
| Blessed and cursed, good luck |
| Be horny when others are fearful |
| its ok, you can say it was you. |
| Watch GLD and SLV skyrocket. |
| Small caps Russell was up 13% in 2025. This year it’s already up 7%. |
| an overpass on the 101 freeway in LA has a huge sign with “regime change in iran” with both israeli and iranian flags LMAO\n\nnot exactly subtle |
| He probably means hell but idk |
| Imagine getting rug pulled 24/7 |
| YANITED YANITED YANITED, ARSENAL ABOUT TO BOTTLE IT AGAIN LOL |
| Oh shit - you’re OLD |
| Go tell your mom about the donut shop. In the meantime, stop slurping my love juice in public, dude. |
| $DUOL puts. Thanks for the tip |
| Can't wait to lose money next week because some random retarded american event like government shutdown or Iran war happens. When does it stop? |
| Crapto bros are getting outperformed by boomers holding gold and silver😭😭 |
| What does blursed mean |
| TSLA SEX ROBOTS |
| usually the bull copium i can chuckle at, this is just depressing. shorting metals, buying corn, expecting blowout bag 7 earnings and green at open...reality check needed in so many ways |
| Would have been nice to invest. Tried to hype it to family and friends last year I put a little in but not much as I would of liked to, rolled it to my Roth |
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| !banbet TSLA 400 1w |
| Actually, the only real achievement was the Model Y release in 2020 becoming the number one sold vehicle in the world\n\nBut yeah, he keeps promising sexrobots and I'm still waiting unsatisfied 😩 |
| Bullish |
| I was listening to a podcast yesterday. Host introduces the guest as “highly regarded investor”. And whew, chat, the host didn’t mean what I thought he meant… |
| So you’re cool repeating false info, got it |
| What about leveraged gold etfs? |
| Fafo |
| Monday Green. \n\nCanada Tariff BS is overplayed attention seeking. DJTs tweets today make it clear he is just opening his mouth for no reason |
| VST for energy. Huge supplier with mix of nuclear, natural gas, oil, etc.. just signed big deal with Meta for a couple data centers. Have some spare power for more I believe. Earnings in December was a bit of a bust but mostly because of some hedged bets on energy costs. |
| And the after-crash crash! |
| Some Turkish finance bro skill issues, can only use Midas |
| Hahaha |
| No buyers |
| Wednesday yes |
| BREAKING: Iran to bomb US if it doesn't stop shooting protesters. \n\nPuts it is. |
| Coming up this week, JPow: you wanna sue me, retard? Ima raise the rates higher than your cholesterol |
| Involuntary commitment is the play for you |
| Shitcoin is dumping every Sunday. |
| I sat on calls for March for a month and watched them do nothing. Dumped them Friday so I’m sure it’s due to pump this week |
| >Fwiw\n\nNothing, is what that's worth. I'll take the millions |
| Wipe my cum off your face. It's fucking embarrassing. |
| Seeing a billionaire famous for fraud constantly angry that a Somali congresswoman has $34M is just heartwarming |
| Spy gets near 700. War, terror, tarriffs, shutdowns an death everywhere. Spy hits 685 everything's bullish. For months at this point. Just back an fourth |
| https://preview.redd.it/t0eutufxekfg1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9697f6e9498a07085a56b6799b6d66f176e23f2c\n\nI counter you |
| Praying USAR and UUUU moon, i could use another win since I got them damn near ATHs. |
| Come now, who hasn't dated someone based on promises |
| Calling it now. \nMarket will shrug off Canada tariff threat. \nAll this BS Greenland shit and now back to Canada is just a scream for attention\n\n100% GREEN tomorrow |
| I’ll save you the research work. Corn 🌽 is dumping because big degen Saylor went balls deep buying more fake internet coins again LMAOOOOOOOOO |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Celticsmoneyline** bet **TSLA** goes from **447.4** to **399.0** before **01-Feb-2026 04:40 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet TSLA $399 1w |
| Can’t wait for Shopify to crater again tomorrow |
| Apple News, Intel fab. Nana happy. |
| Tsla 1000000000 |
| The absolute worst. A burst of farts, then ads every 30 seconds. |
| It works on absolutely nothing |
| Elon Musk you pussy restore the NSFW image generator on Grok!! 🔞 🫵😂😂😂 |
| Same thing it does every day, Pinky. |
| Hostiazo like down right would say. |
| TSLA sales keep going down and promises keep going up! Stock goes up on hope. Musk is a genius! |
| Anytime I see people swimming in lakes i cringe.\n\nI read about someone getting a brain eating amoeba in 94 and no, there’s no cure.\n\nI won’t touch a lake. |
| #COOKING FOR TACO TUESDAY! 🌮 |
| A **duopoly** is a type of oligopoly where **two entities** have dominant or exclusive control over a market, and most (if not all) of the competition within that market occurs directly **between them**.\n\n*That is why Epstein and Diddy were competing for the best parties in the world* |
| at least by 40k |
| Waiting till hood starts selling mini options where you can own like 10 stocks of exposure. |
| He was at a fucking donut shop lmao. What fucking protest? Retard. |
| I indeed do own it physical, what made you think otherwise? |
| People who say "chat" are fried in general |
| CSG get that east European weapons stock while it’s still cheap |
| I just remembered that one time in elementary a kid fell down playing kick ball and his pants came off. That would have been embarrassing enough, but for some reason he was wearing women's panties. Wtf |
| Someone tell me GLD will be 500 at open |
| HEY HEY HEY! I'M REGARDED!\n\nBe right back, gonna do a line of Tylenol |
| Yep nobody…. |
| It’s not fearful enough in here |
| Wen futures? |
| All bullish for the market tomorrow |
| You can purchase it tonight 8ET on RH I believe. |
| You already have a bet going - MSFT to 500.0 before 15-Feb-2026 05:53 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| You forgot FOMC meeting, Yen intervention |
| If you don’t own physical silver… I have news for you |
| dont tell tech bols that, they'll squeal like piggies |
| Already got burned on 650/750 debit calls spreads. Damn this stock |
| Msft calls, earnings pop incoming |
| Then I made 50k this month on baby dragon myths. Fine for me. |
| > Dollar going under a dollar in value\n\n? |
| It would be worth less than Wen shares |
| Gold Mining (IDR)\n\nBRK-B\n\nEuropean and Korean arms manufacturers. (EUAD, KDEF) |
| Nothing. The idiot is two days behind |
| #Then TACO TUESDAY! 🌮 |
| Wha deal |
| I love the positive outlook |
| Yeah. Soccer does suck |
| Hookers |
| https://preview.redd.it/h434xgffekfg1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bea91be9304c2c8ccb743fbad60fa7c10e2bfbf8 |
| Chat are we cooked this week? |
| It wasn't a protest? Did you leave that in there because you like it up the ass? If you want my number, just hit me up bro. |
| I went long on all my positions this year. Traded an insane amount last year. So.. awhile? That’s fine. Idk who can look at the SLV chart and think “that’s a buy”. |
| Are you fucking retarded |
| https://preview.redd.it/2b0qzbpeekfg1.png?width=284&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad35415c04faf8f28d3310ebac66dd8eaed4ea24 |
| We were so spoilt with mag 7 generating free money. With them now the bag 7 qqq and spy will be flat or down for a while. |
| I made 50k this month following TA analysts who called the gold and silver rush three years ago. \n\nTA works on large, yearlong moves, not on daily trading noise. |
| added thx |
| OMG Mars futes just opened, SLV is at 150 and TSLA 800 |
| I'd like to make easy money writing csps for SLV and pocketing the premium, but i'm afraid as soon as I write one its gonna drop 20 points. But, ive been feeling that way since 65, so.. |
| 5% max |
| Like in that movie where the monster rips out of her abdomen |
| I've had enough of this shit . I want to find love... what the hell have I been doing all these years? Guys, I've decided to change. I will find love, and I wish you all the same. Peace out....\n\n*a few minutes later*\n\nNaw fuck that shit dawg I'm just going to wait for a sex robot 😏 |
| Paddy Pimblett's new nickname is Alex Pretti. He got Pretti'd last night. Calls on Paramount! |
| Don't forget to short HOOD, thank me later |
| Idk about all y'all but\n\n\nI AM FREAKING OUT AND PANIC SELLING EVERYTHING. at the bottom, of course! |
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| I mute it every time it comes on |
| Secret destroyers |
| Should i leave and den buy back later? Or should i buy the dip |
| Other people being dumber than you, which is actually a safe bet. |
| I left that in there just to see if you would latch on to the one irrelevant bit of info and ignore all the other blatant falsities, and by goodness you did it. Every day you prove your retardation to the world |
| I saw it |
| You forgot govt shutdown |
| Those options are way to rich |
| We are cooked |
| Maybe it's like dragon babies. People believe the magic crayons and then act to make it true. We make the superstition real\n\nhttps://www.forbes.com/sites/juliettehan/2024/02/05/cracking-the-dragon-code-career-success-through-dragon-baby-insights/ |
| Are people missing the USAR deal? |
| The " Trade at your own risk" warning just popped up on weekend wallstreet futes |
| !Remindme 1D |
| I don’t need to put 10 on an option, I own shares. Secondly, he said Tesla will never hit $500. He never gave a date. I can buy calls 3 years out, and Tesla hits $500 in 8 years. I would still win. Learn how to read. |
| 88k was the line, now we see 72k, then a solid chance at seeing 175k |
| Market negatives for tomorrow:\n\n1. Trade war heating up between US and it's 2nd and 3rd biggest trading partners.\n2. Insurrection Act being declared very possible\n3. Metal are mooning (they are typically a forward indicator)\n4. Crypto fall may lead to margin calls and equity liquidation\n5. Dollar going under a dollar in value\n6. Govt shutdown looking likely (dummy me forgot to add it)\n\nNeutral: \nEarnings season kicks off\n\nPositives: \nTuesday comes after Monday |
| I can't see silver, or gold, crashing anytime soon. Way too much uncertainty, that isn't going to get resolved until at least Nov 2028, in the world for that. |
| What makes you think silver is at a top? It has long legs |
| There's a new one every day |
| Aren't they commission free though? |
| Oof…only up 110% in the past year now. Damn. Sucks. |
| No fucking idea what silver is going to do. |
| RDDT earnings is around the corner!! Lfg |
| I think it’s flirting to close with fear of missing a good entry with basically the entire companies pipeline knocking on the door. That’s why I think it goes up no matter what |
| You mean downvotes? |
| Green because interest rates were 0 |
| No one is buying bitcoin anymore except michael saylor. Pretty soon they'll just give it all to him and he'll be like 'oh... i don't want it now.' |
| This is like the third football game I’ve ever watched. Good lord this shit is boring. |
| 🙏 |
| Silver |
| Bet. Let’s get mods to set that shit up. |
| See you in the morning |
| Just put $10k on the option then |
| Pump in more ways than one, amiright? |
| Not smart |
| MP, USAR |
| Market red or green during George Floyd? |
| He wasn't carrying a Sig 9mm? Who skullfucked you as a child, boy? |
| Yessir |
| Doc said if I keep eating this fried food i'mma die. Oh well, I guess it was nice meeting y'all. |
| he was the first one |
| What happened? |
| Just hoping for SNdK and MU to pump that’s really it. Next plays will depend on what those two do |
| Silver is real. BTC is an illusion fool |
| Deez are weak too. Have you ever had Deez? |
| Dude hasn’t delivered anything in any company since 2016 |
| If patriots lose tea will be tossed |
| I know someone who owns Doge and is getting wrecked |
| It's down |
| ETFs will heavily underperform just buying a basket of the largest holdings first then rotating into the smaller ones later. Also SIL has companies that won't benefit from higher prices like WPM (20% of the fund) which will lose business as soon as their contracts with miners expire. |
| $AGQ making me bank! |
| TMC while it’s still low |
| Looks like it's going to be an ugly Monday. And Iran is going to get clapped by next weekend. Fuck it, I'll delete my broker and I'm not looking until March |
| I bought a call on Fri, Jan 21 '28 200C |
| I’m adding. Dollar isn’t getting better, so… |
| Peter Thiel literally created JD Vance the politician. \n\nPalantir is not going anywhere as long as the GOP is in power, no matter what the financials look like. So based on how this administration works - which is corruption, self dealing and self enrichment above all else - it’s a safe bet for now as they’ll get whatever government contracts they want. As well as contracts from other billionaires in Thiels circle that are on board with his techno fash-ist (can’t say the real word I guess) oligopoly wet dreams. |
| Done |
| 24/7 trading would be a hilarious clusterfuck. |
| Wonder how that Barrick mining guy is doing. Hopefully terrible |
| What's going on with magic internet money? Was afk all day and didn't notice till now. |
| If those Japan rates keep going up, BTC/crypto might be having a timeout for a while. Many alts might not survive. |
| I mean, greatness is not for us all. \n\nAnd you, foxie, have now been warned. 🦉 |
| Elon will announce sexrobot pre-orders and TSLA will pump again. |
| https://preview.redd.it/9zumy9bpdkfg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db86405ac917871af666c567d0e753af130e16bc |
| Don’t forget to buy the crash! |
| Do that too |
| Technicals aren’t real but I like this conclusion so I’ll allow it |
| It will. Will bet you 10k. It absolutely will. |
| LMFAO |
| And down to the abyss u go |
| You da fukin man! Bravo! |
| I think probably down. They hold coin also which will be a drag on net income and they already burning cash. I'm a bull but don't see upside till second half of year |
| Dollar weak? GLD 🚀 |
| Wanna buy some? |
| One will go even higher while the other will go even lower. |
| SIL |
| New news? What happened |
| Thats gotta be the biggest shit salad on the internet. I actively avoid using it at all cost |
| I was born via C section |
| TSLA will never hit 500 |
| Can the left finally agree on a white George Floyd? Only the futures can tell. |
| I wish I bought more puts Thursday, that's all I know. Shit will be 35 by eow. |
| Take 5 mins before open to do some interpretive dancing and you'll know the answer. |
| Funny how shitcoin is breaching just when the crayons said it would.\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2013041310769311800 |
| Purple during the day |
| Im relatively new so my port is smaller than most. Therefore I cannot afford longer term exp. |
| So you’re cool parroting false info like you claim the other side do? Interesting |
| No I read it on your mom’s ass pimples! |
| Lmao right? So annoying |
| Cause less and less companies wants to trade with US cause of tarrif threats |
| wtf do these people base their opinions on for something that has no value and no fundamentals?! It’s so dumb |
| TSLA bout to miss earnings big and still go to $500 |
| This was already a fact when it was extended in November. Nothing burger. Poly market is an imaginary scam |
| So if you think the current United States government will collapse and reform into a new government, what's the play on that? |
| Someone said the T word |
| Yea yea remind me once futes open |
| Where did you see those infos? |
| Damn HOOD back to liberation day at open! |
| I thought "moves" was referencing bowel movements and trips to the fridge for healthy treats like sliced cooked ham deli neat and fridge cigerettes? |
| Nothing says WSB like buying the SLV top and ignoring BTC dip |
| Why aren't you? |
| He kept his 2nd Amendment\n\nHe lost his life\n\nI can't breathe\n\nOther than that you're going to still lose in November |
| Calls on abandoned houses |
| Jesse what the fuck are you talking about? |
| See that on Tikkytokky? |
| Gonna take some dick pills and watch Elly Clutch videos |
| Idk... that guy who did a 340k short isnt looking good. We need a bull to buy 350k to call the top |
| Oof gon be a bloody open tomorrow bud. Best if you just sit out next week. Don’t look at stock until February 2nd. |
| Going to fuel my silver longs more at open or should I just dump? |
| I just wouldn't bet on a long leg down. You could easily win that way. So long as you don't try and carry to far on a win. Should have a pretty good idea in about 1:15 minutes honestly |
| Ya I do that with health insurance\n\nI put the minimum so I don't pay anything. If I make good money then I just pay the premiums in my taxes |
| APLX even |
| till 2035? Will it go down then since Elmo will push off fully autonomous Tesla cars charged by Tesla storage banks powered by Tesla solar panel another decade? |
| Redarted I think is what they call us sir |
| No.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/nzdooiw3dkfg1.jpeg?width=115&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae99c8d2a53066535dca2ff212b2a7d49f44ade |
| Why? |
| $VELO , it’s under $15 and $ONDS, it’s hovering around $12. \n\n$NFLX is cheap but I don’t see it going up much “yet” |
| metals are gonna print until midterms |
| Y'all still holding pltr? With surveillance going up in future, I would be long |
| Rip poor Tom Lee. His crypto stakes are NOT doing well |
| I wouldn’t touch UNH |
| You sound like your entirely family is retarded. |
| Invest in trading apps. 24/7 trading incoming + options being ramped up. No brainer HOOD is going to be printing money on fees |
| Yeah his last tweet was along the lines of “have fun with china” |
| I have POET calls $7 in April. You crazy brother |
| https://preview.redd.it/nas3a4pyckfg1.jpeg?width=109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ccec0dbe1a8b90cdf0be477ecf1d1480b83f67c |
| Some internet explorer speed on this meme. |
| 6m qqq up 10% while coin down 26% |
| You think ICE shot him because they are against the 2nd Amendment? Please stop drinking your own retarded Koolaid bro. |
| https://preview.redd.it/lgh2i27vckfg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=034047d0feb194887f1dfe4d2b6153d44c5f2e88 |
| USD/cad is about to dive in 1 hour and 32 minutes. |
| Why is that? |
| Not to get gappped |
| Can someone explain this post to me like a 5year old how OP has done well with this trade? |
| I sure hope my uncle hasnt. |
| Nice crayons |
| Hehe, alright. |
| Not at a protest.\n\nWasn’t a 9mm. \n\nWasn’t 42 rounds.\n\nHad ID and CCW. \n\nOther than that you’re right |
| $IREN 70C 2/13 |
| Why not now tho if you think it will? |
| Tracks, birth and such |
| Calls on the broncos D |
| Shut the fuck up, retard |
| Corn crashing is not a good sign for bol |
| Half of SLV are IOU paper claims that are not backed by any bullion. Buy PSLV if physical is not available. |
| bc it had a huge run-up from winter storm and is due for correction? |
| Buying and holding tsla stock will be an easy 6x till 2035. What more you want? I'm personally gonna sell my tqqq by mid year and then switch to TSLA stock. I doubt most of you can beat 6x in 9 years |
| What psy op did Tim Apple pull to get all the autists to buy mac minis |
| $APLD 40C weekly |
| I’m thinking yes, the market will not like potential civil war and government shutting down again. We’ll be red (except metals and minerals), just a mater of how much… |
| That's wild. I wonder what they look for in worn women's panties. Like if it has pee stains or something does that make them better? |
| >Your greatest strength as a trader is the ability to generate ideas, ability to fund them and ability to exit them when they go south\n\nIdk if you just stopped reading after the "generate ideas" part or what, but yeah that wasn't the end of the thought, and that kinda makes you and your argument look pretty stupid. Hope this helps |
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| 🔊🔊🔊TO ALL BITCOIN HATERS🔊🔊🔊\n\nIt’s okay, you have missed a few rides. But no worries, you can always onboard the next one. \n\nYou know it, I know it, we all know it: Bitcoin is our present, and our only future. \n\nAnd you, dear friend, have now been warned. 🦉 |
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| I legit feel day traders are either well put or retarded\n\nNo in between |
| Your entire family has touched your mom's vagina |
| 5 years in the game, but it seems like your largest gains are within the last year’s time? |
| it's already fucked up. haven't seen a funny in a year |
| Think SATL will continue to run this week? |
| If you're buying SLV or GLD purchase physical. If there is a COMEX run or shtf you'll miss out. \nPlus you can roll around in physical like a poor man's Scrooge McDuck. |
| Pump and dump by 🥭 |
| Fart of the deal guys. Calls |
| 6970 calls expiring Tuesday about to print. \n\nFor whoever sold them to me |
| https://preview.redd.it/l2wko1seckfg1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0201aedf6b86b1afb705f042b2c977d39bff2e0\n\nCrypto is cooked. Where are the cryptobros going to invest the remainder of their stop losses next? |
| Damn, that Uber Eats commercial was horrible |
| You talking about broccoli face? |