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| Lmao what a dick, he starts a war that affects everyone, by policing the middle east, then is like whelp im out and tells our allies to clean this shit up |
| Kharg handles 90% of their oil. The island, by itself, accounts for over 40% of Iranian economic activity. \n\nIf they torch it, the regime is over. |
| No, he is trying to suprise his own army. Not the enemy. Vlad already knows. |
| by Wendy’s dumpster along with SLV $250 bros |
| Just curious anyone else buy SMCI?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8gmyrs9w0aqg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74e6f28bc6083bf246a5eafa43d7acbf5db30f1d |
| Idk why people are celebrating when us plebs don’t have access unless it’s regular trading hours |
| https://marcelatl.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Marcel-Dinner-03.17.2026.pdf(https://marcelatl.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/Marcel-Dinner-03.17.2026.pdf) beef wellington $190 a piece my dude. |
| It's called Standard and Poor's for a reason. |
| “their 0DTE calls expired worthless today?”\n\n“pump it 1% after hours” |
| I think he’s getting so angry that nobody is joining the fight… not NATO, not China… nobody. He can’t back out now cuz that’ll just make it look like he’s wrong and everyone else is right. But what’s stopping him from going scorched earth on Iran, and take the strait like it’s the Panama Canal? US territory and US controls which ships go through. US charges any ship not going to/from US up the wazoo? |
| It’s insane how much the markets move on the words of a known liar. It’s quite clear by now he’s saying things to line the pockets of a certain class of people, and everyone outside of that (country) club will just suffer. |
| Bulls in for a rough weekend now that they can only afford half a tank for their wife’s car |
| Who's the terrorist rn, from their POV? Israel and the US... just sayin🤷♂️ |
| 🍒🍒⛏️ |
| Where are prices indicated as falling?\n\nMisleading title, OP |
| Gold chart is terrifying |
| He's betting he doesn't get Congress to fund his war. |
| You mean the guy who took control of majority of oil trade? Lmfaoooo |
| To quote a reasonable and sensible president considering all things: "fool me once, shame on-shame on you. Fool me-you can't get fooled again." |
| Don't worry we'll make sure she's home on time tonight. |
| Who got 645 calls for next week can we match lambo |
| Yes, baby girl, roll over |
| So I assume with 🥭TACO’ing, Bessent won’t need to continue to short oil right?\n\nRight? |
| Narrator: *Then there was a housing market crash.* |
| Enjoy that .37 cent check after the lawyers get their cut, you’re almost a quarter of the way to affording a 40oz malt liquor! |
| I'm already trying to find an alternative to Google so i don't see the appeal in all of this tbh |
| Ur a regard |
| Ah I figured it out... \n\nAt first it seems contradictory....\n\nbut it's $200 billion to fund the **END OF THE** war. \n\nArt of the bribe! \n |
| have you talke to iran about that. |
| I didn't realize how overall bearish this sub was until this SPY afterhours pump 😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/nwv075bs0aqg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bc536aaaaf70c8345a0e6091ecf787e806fcbef |
| I think it will be really interesting to see where the short interest lands when it’s posted (I believe it’s 2x / month). Nevertheless things a crazy low volume/float for a new listing. It’s a question of whether is platform friction (computershare is horrendous) or hodling… |
| Do you really think about chips&dip while the bf is balls dip in your wife? (Get it? It sounds like "deep") |
| It would be kind of funny though, If he just gtfos all the military back to their bases and just leaves this mess as is. |
| I guess ignorance really is bliss when it comes to this shit show. Too bad we have to pay attention to it. |
| Ah yes. Devastating consequences has stopped them before from doing something stupid... |
| Unfortunately, that's the fertilizer. |
| Come again? |
| Yes, it does sounds like the logical next move for this administration then. |
| That's what she said. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zcedwacp0aqg1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1981e1e6a082949922b1bacf4ca351a9883488a\n\n |
| It doesn't matter how many casualties they suffer. Even a relatively small amount could be used as an excuse to escalate. But they'll get absolutely smothered by missiles and drones, plus a well armed defending army. |
| So Trump taco'd and now we are going to moon? LOL |
| because thats how he planned it |
| President Trump Says We Are Getting Very Close To Meeting Our Objectives As We Consider Winding Down Our Great Military Efforts In Middle East; Hormuz Strait Will Have To Be Guarded And Policed, As Necessary, By Other Nations Who Use It; If Asked, We Will Help These Countries In Their Hormuz Efforts, But It Shouldn't Be Necessary |
| Hes a goauld |
| https://preview.redd.it/c0838kvo0aqg1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b6f9983a6faaf6ed75f30917d9334dd0efdfffe |
| PPT working weekends now |
| That tweet was a major distraction for exit liquidity. Boots on the ground and more, dont forget the Pentagon asked for 200 billion more. The drop ain't done yet |
| \*LEAVITT: TRUMP REMAINS FOCUSED ON 'TOTAL' VICTORY IN IRAN |
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| Ahhh durka durka durka |
| The US treasury is shorting oil… they throw away money constantly but not on something they can manipulate to win… even if you make money; going long oil at this level was regarded brother… I’ll pray for you 🙏 |
| Oil $350 bros, where you at? Rise up. |
| Are investors actually this stupid?\n\n \nWho am I kidding of course they are |
| Really? Where did you read that |
| Where is this info? |
| Let’s restart the military operation with the magic phrase: Epstein File. \n\nremember to buy short if you are going to use that spell. |
| VET |
| Jokes on you I bought calls for Monday at the bottom. Stay gay ber |
| He said the Straight of Hormuz should be policed by the countries who use it, the US doesn’t use it. Wellp, time to wrap it up boyz we’re outta here |
| Democracy is overrated. They elect regards like this guy |
| Where is this info? |
| This guy is going to send troops. You can't believe him.. |
| You won't get anything. All the money will go to the lawyers |
| Yup… |
| How tf is he winding down the war by sending an additional 3000 soldiers? |
| We’re about to get our shit pushed in 😀 |
| Oil starting to creep up again. This may be a short term bounce |
| In the current market, the vast majority of people are losing money. The suggestion is that not trading is already making money. |
| Why wouldn't oil just go up by 25% in the we lose 20% of the world's oil |
| I don’t even care what spy is gonna be monday, i’ll worry about that monday. Gonna stay off the market and hang w my wife and kid and wake up to a bunch of money going in a direction |
| Where is there any info marines are heading there? |
| The markets have been defying gravity since Covid. |
| no |
| That's really good to know. I've had some options get auto exercised from my broker, but always thought it was based on the regular market closing price. |
| Bols are retarded, while he post a vague tweet he's moving troops and ships there, you really think he will go and say: Yeah we're cool dude. Israel will stay there like an idiot and Iran will say yeah fine bro. |
| At this rate I’d be lucky to have a wife in 2030 |
| Could. Could also open at 640. I've been cash for a few weeks, chilling on it.\n\nGoodluck! Who knows what the Beekend brings |
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| Going up early next week on TACO optimism. Then going to shoot back down when it turns out Trump isnt actually in control of the war anymore. |
| https://preview.redd.it/gjnzrz3g0aqg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=579477b8bc0b85a3f49d39f657721bdabcc44e91\n\n |
| Sorry, new ID laws have been passed to prevent fraudulent purchases and enforce Terms of Service for products.\n\n\nID authentication is performed using a subscription based app, which requires access to all financial accounts, and a mandatory blood sugar monitoring implant to determine how hungry you are, all in order to improve the accuracy of dynamic pricing.\n\n\nAll consumption of products must be done in view of your phone so the app can monitor for fraudulent consumption.\n\n\nAlso, every company has their own subscription based verification app. |
| "One day you too can be down 8%"\n\nWild that people in this sub are proud of being down |
| https://www.tipranks.com/news/the-fly/trump-says-u-s-mulls-winding-down-iran-military-effort-bloomberg-says-thefly-news |
| With this kind of capital you should be trading SPX options and not SPY, but obviously you don't understand what wash sales are. SPX offers better tax benefits and is exempt from wash sales, try that after you figure out how much money you have left after setting aside the absurd tax bill you created. |
| SNDK after hours 🤑🤑🤑 |
| It’s on his silly profile on his own social network no one uses but him. |
| The marines are just heading out to facilitate the unwind through force guys |
| real talk this is some crazy volatility the last few days |
| Sorry. Prices are falling when the infra has been wrecked to shit? Okay dude |
| Just a regular chance |
| this is the fakest pump ever |
| https://preview.redd.it/0p53lgmc0aqg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfed83c4970cb4e376e1bb13272b3515ee1531df\n\n |
| This is dumber than a box of rocks, these people are specially trained for their role, not cannon fodder . They’re not just a conscripts. Losing even a small contingent like that is devastating |
| AH stuff like USO losing ground it made today |
| Where the fuck you eating lmao, i went to Elise which a high end steak restaurant, i ordered some drinks and still only payed 250 canadian |
| Glad to be here |
| You mean 695? |
| Watching Project Heil Mary. Don’t gib spoilers |
| You missed something about martyrs in there buddy |
| this is true WSB energy |
| 🥭 can’t TACO. This isn’t like the tariffs where he can turn them on and off with the touch of a pen. This is a multi party war. If Iran won’t open the strait, doesn’t matter what he says |
| I been trading this .. just not with enough money for it to matter lol. |
| just becoming a ghey bear |
| Bulls are gonna have trouble trading this market now that Donnie has finally yanked away the reigns of Buy'dIns freight train of a bull market.\n\nI feel bad for them. But they wont listen to reason 🙁 |
| “I don’t want to do a cease fire” - Trump, from a reddit post 1 hour ago. \n\n\nNow he says it’s winding down? \n\nSomeone take the keys away from grandpa please |
| I dont play options |
| To be fair they aren't enjoying this either I reckon. |
| Rate hikes indicate a hot economy... |
| Up 50% then down 1%.\n\nNews "oil prices are down!!!" |
| Israel will continue bombing... |
| Next time I’m gonna need that Pump Post *before* close |
| He said this to help stabilize oil prices not stop the war. \n\nHe knows which levers he can pull |
| I hope you find it, OP. |
| Iran will turn those islands into rubble before they allow the U.S. to hold a position there |
| 2 of my local gas stations IN CALIFORNIA don't have 87 gas at the moment. |
| There is a pattern: him trying to "surprise attack" the enemy. The thing is, he's done it like 10 times in a row now so every time he says he's deescalating the enemy escalates lmao\n\nEdit: I'm betting iran takes this tweet as a sign of imminent ground invasion |
| No1 is buying the past few months except for Cathie 🪵 \n\n🤣 \n |
| Boots on the ground this weekend for sure |
| It'll be a bear extinction event if that happens. 10 on the richter scale type of event |
| RIP chuck norris . \n\nps , fk your puts |
| “He can’t keep getting away with it!!!” They say, for the 16th time this month. |
| #I can't see anywhere he said anything about winding down the war LMAO🤌 |
| have you tried working extra shifts? |
| With the cost of living crisis and price spikes in nearly all key components of consumer electronics, I believe there could be a niche in the smartphone market for Amazon if they go the ultra value route. \n\nWe don’t live in the age of $50 smartphones like back in 2014 and even Chinese OEMs are getting pricier. |
| Taco |
| Lmao if ANYONE thinks that Iran is going to wind down the war with the US. |
| Minimal liquidity and pumping every stock could mean a massive push up on Monday but with everyone knowing it's bullshit it'll end up being a rush to get out of those positions. |
| i dont think it gets worse. he told israel to hold back b/c he cares about the market...should have bought. shitty. |
| To be fair, if the US announces they’re done and leaves Iran will in all likelihood also stop hitting the GCC and US bases. They’re almost certainly not going to stop hitting Israel though, which ensures that the US can never actually leave unless an actual deal is reached. And the issue with waiting for a deal is that even if the US allow the regime to exist (not that they really have a choice) the Iranians are also asking for total capitulation on the part of US and Israel so that will ALSO not really work out. Just a really really bad situation with no clear off ramp other than ‘wait to see who blinks’. The Kharg island stuff is retarded cope, taking it achieves nothing other than further escalation and holding it is essentially impossible |
| https://preview.redd.it/chdzoov40aqg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=117f1bc05e41dfe4fe93ac634004aa0f123dfe97\n\n |
| Dip to buy. Iran has leverage by closing the Hormuz and they are not letting go |
| What ticker |
| How tf does the market still listen to that man |
| what |
| I need s wife so I can take a nap while she watches my positions |
| Market up 1% after hours when he said this |
| The delulu part is the "could see SPY 1000 by December" bit 😅 |
| Warsh is just one vote. I don't know how many times people need to lay out the format of the fed. More often than not there are some members voting against the chair. |
| Soy vay? They make a hell of a marinade |
| It’s almost like it’s completely irrational and built on nothing but alternating layers of grifting and collusion. |
| And now I’m sure he and his lackeys will buy some nice discounted oil right before \n\n“Oh yeh we’re invading Iran” |
| Markets are already closed, by Monday at open 74 more oilfields will have been blown up. |
| They’re literally pricing in rate hikes by summer |
| Now why would he say this whilst sending thousands of troops and equipment ? 🤔 🥾 on the ⛰️ 🇮🇷 https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/trump-tells-israel-not-repeat-strikes-iranian-energy-crisis-deepens-2026-03-19/ |
| Says something positive right before market close for the weekend. Where have we seen this before. Monday is going to be crazy. |
| Its because AI is designed to believe that humans are telling the truth so it just always falls for what Trump says |
| come monday... bers r fukt |
| OAML 🤌 |
| 💀 |
| If you draw a circle with your finger, then hold at the end of the circle, it will transform into a perfect circle.\n\nCalls it is. |
| No, it’s down because of oil. That can’t just be undone. |
| A sacrifice he's willing to make |
| TACO! |
| What they need is grandpa buff and flatten the terrain. |
| It's a kangaroo market, so anything can happen |
| AH pump |
| OAML 🤌 |
| on a friday.. after market closed.. lol |
| Day late and a schmekel short. |
| lol it's insane really |
| never bet against them. that's probably the #1 piece of investment advice you can give someone. |
| 100% but lord mango doesn’t care |
| This isn't Venezuela or Greenland guys. Can't see him TACOing out of this one in any universe. |
| Close to ending the war but need a sweet two hundred billy and a couple thousand boots on ground. Interesting! |
| Why would he do that when he is waiting for the dip? |
| https://preview.redd.it/letokltxz9qg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74aa3a1843a9341a619cb586c6cb69f582859b14\n\n |
| Now why would he say this whilst sending thousands of troops and equipment ? 🤔 🥾 on the ⛰️ 🇮🇷 |
| We are seeing a titantic struggle playing out. Which is stronger the word of Don or physical reality? |
| Guaranteed rate cuts after the war is over |
| Had a great talk with my friends at NATO who agreed they should help with the strait of hormuz. It's a piece of water we don't even use! We have been funding NATO for years so they should pay they're own way. However they said they will send ships and we will help. Thank you for attention to this matter |
| Is it still fun playing with 10k when you lose? 🤔 |
| Oh wow congratulations! A couple more years at this pace and you'll be able to afford A spy odte, and lose it in minutes. |
| Bols: “all it takes is one tweet to fk your puts”\n\nToo bad that shit comes after hours so your calls still fuk 😂 |
| Ok, and our very clear lack of drone strategy? |
| Winding down by sending more warships and marines into the region. Cool story |
| I guess it's easy, as long as you are the guy making the tweet. |
| My portfolio is red for two straight months. In tiktok age thats like 7 years of suffering |
| I could really go for a hooker mom right now |
| they're called "insiders" |
| Around open, but I went to take a test and didn’t get to sell when we went to 653 so I held\n\nExpire Monday \n\nWe reallt could be at 660 open on Monday with Joe stupid the market is \n\n |
| Can this manipulation happen in such a way all the hedgies and suits get fucked whilst retail (those who are the reason these fucks have jobs) prosper for once |
| Market is looking for any reason to go up. When Hormuz reopens it will rip. Til then it is probably scary |
| This right here |
| Well a lot will die as well |
| You should be up technically |
| Can’t lose what you didn’t sell 🙂↕️ |
| Why would anyone believe that when two carriers, two amphibs and I assume more is on the way? Like who was relieved by that? |
| Didn't we win few ago? |
| FREEZE. SHOW US YOUR PUTS!! |
| What were you in bro? The market is only off by 5 percent. Are you buying SMCI calls at 50 with a week to go? |
| Apparently she was right too. Something wasn’t right about the dude |
| Retar, his lackey is 1 of 12 votes, also retar, j pow will sit on board and still have a vote \n\nc u at Wendy’s 🍆✊🏼😫 |
| Put it on your resume |
| Now I know for sure my neighborhood bear is gonna be digging out of my trash bin tonight |
| People are fucking stupid if they lose money on this. |
| Jumps in all stocks. People are dip buying |
| You are braver than most |
| So long as their laundry room doesn't "catch fire" |
| Are you serious? The only reason SPY is going down is because of the war. Once it’s over things will be back to normal and the bulls will take control again. I can’t see a bear case after the war is over |
| https://preview.redd.it/2tk8nzfrz9qg1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cccc15eaa73daacb7fe44d465adc4860a5925924\n\n |
| lmfao he's already trying to fucking pump it. Let's see how long the short term gains hold through Tuesday afternoon cause Monday will be another biblical pump on low liquidity as always. Same shit different day |
| I believe that’s called “losing” |
| I can't get over how ridiculous this shit has gotten... like I don't even know how I would explain any of this or express what I'm feeling at the moment to people who don't follow any of this |
| Your title is still retarded |
| this will work best over the weekend |
| Ngl I’ve forgotten what green looks like |
| Couple MEUs to take the islands would be enough, tbh. Not the big island though. |
| How does his words affect markets? He lies so fucking much….. |
| Bols trying desperately to bring the market up to end the week. Chances are good it will just drop back down Sunday night when Asia screws us. |
| Why send more warships into the region if the war was over |
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| You're reading the chart upside down. |
| The bear market will continue... bro. |
| bul so gullible |
| Wsb regards thinking we open Monday bc of after market moves when its all just buying dips. Get rug pulled again lmao |
| Rarest reddit moment ever. Happy weekend! |
| Cool. |
| That lady was kinda hot tho |
| So what's that make u? A socialist sheep? You think Iran should have nukes? |
| Tysm |
| It finished up, but it turned negative immediately after his post. It wasn’t as high as it was for most of the afternoon, though. |
| Are you rdy for troops in Iran on Sunday?\n\nThis is just a bait |
| If you’re buying on this pump you can pick up your regard card at any participating moron office from 9-5 Saturday or sunday |
| Listed my waterfront property on the strait of Hormuz on Airbnb and the current tenant is constantly texting/calling me past few days. I don’t know what you could possibly be complaining about but figure your own shit out idiot. |
| Because insider trading is now legal and you're not in the club. |
| You can't take Kharg. Iran will turn it into a pile of rubble before they let the US hold ground there |
| cocina cerrado. no mas tacos. |
| Markets entered 2026 pricing two rate cuts. Three months later they're pricing a hike by July. That's the fastest sentiment reversal in fed funds futures since 2023. |
| for anyone who says he cant taco think of this, almost no oil leaving the shit of whore moose goes to the us, so if he taco's there are not much us ships to shoot at, iran wont shoot at europoor boats because they didn't jump in, they wont shoot at the gulf bro's ships because their facilities were only targeted to prove America can't provide security to them in times of need, and Israel doesn't care about a taco because trimming the grass is already their policy, so mission accomplished. The only issue with a taco is the nuclear material but it will take some months to turn it into a bomb so he can go back in after the mids. I see a big chance of taco |
| Could’ve used that pump before market close. Lost 6k in power hour. |
| Well most of my options don’t expire for a while so it’s not a final loss. Also I jumped up fast with Netflix calls, and now back down to where I was. That takes the sting out of it. Also, I’m not dependent on this money |
| Mango you crazy son of a bitch you actually made me forget all about those files |
| Breaking news: Some brave bols have breached the island in an attempted takeover. Bols wants to end the war before Monday and recapture the 7000 dream\n\nMeanwhile, bers are lining up to eat a triple baconator combo at Wendy's served by the leftover bols |
| They passed the NCAA in December. Draft was bound to happen. Long time in the making. |
| Delicious |
| You are assuming 🥭 thinks lik a normal person\n\n\nHe is just gonna declare victory and war over and everything will pump |
| It’s Friday afternoon, something will be announced to drive the markets down |
| You’re delusional |
| USS BOXER is headed with more marines, i don't think this will wind out anytime soon. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4438fy4lz9qg1.jpeg?width=1509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cf063dedc5c57847f68246d68c190b342f18971\n\n |
| I am long oil sold my puts do u think he is actually able to taco this? |
| To think we all could have just panic sold that weird loony tunes monday after the war started where somehow the US market wasn't dipping yet at all. |
| Nq or es futures. |
| Saturday, March 21, 2026 12:00PM "We will have boots on the ground to control the Strait of Hormuz" -DJT |
| bessent came blabbering about bonds again so he had to pity truth, all there is to it. can't put the genie back in this tanker |
| on monday trump is going to announce he bought 2dt calls with pete's 200B and we solved the national debt |
| Yep. He kicked a hornets nest of jihad and his only ally goes to Israeli prison if the wars stop. |
| HEY GUYS, ITS WEEKEND |
| maybe it will drop after reopening |
| Its quite sad. Im worried about them |
| *”The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many people as possible.”*\n \n - Bernard Baruch\n\n- Overlord |
| https://preview.redd.it/au528xcjz9qg1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f8837b26014fd0d9cef899672ca69c4ffa20aa\n\n |
| So, we should see some relief at the pump, right? |
| I’m not sure when Trump said this today but USO and BNO are both down after hours. |
| What's 20% of $40 Trillion? I'm bad at math. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7dau3qphz9qg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70c23b002ff665138f428f445adcbc9e6be13213 |
| That bold even far before the war. No doubt 100x |
| I’ll believe it when I see it. Probably just more market manipulation |
| By zooming out |
| Ah, I see, he is trying to trick them. Say we are winding down, then boom, hit them on the ground. Some genius 4D chess moves! |
| dont believe this POS |
| "Okay, he's pulled the football away at the last second every single time I've gone to kick it, but this time he swears he won't do that, and I *really* want to kick it."\n\nPeople are stupid. |
| Well if they all go then it'll be a real war |
| https://preview.redd.it/r8wcv4zhz9qg1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bae3ff886050ab2bf7b392859eba782b9bc49365 |
| Seriously. Unbelievable market manipulation. Bad red Friday=positive market spin over the weekend for a green Monday. It’s happened over and over again |
| No it’s okay I JUST bought calls today, this is going to be a face melter up.\n\nYou holding puts over the weekend after such a big drop? 😭😭 |
| If you do temperature predictions using WU make sure to go to "history" and ignore what it shows as live 🙁 |
| what do u short exactly? |
| https://preview.redd.it/k9rbwwkgz9qg1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a9c0cf8e02037647d3f0f6d03fb855e45ffc757\n\n |
| that's allah |
| He’s just saying that to calm oil prices over the weekend then next week guess what, BOOTS ON THE GROUND |
| Classic Mangos...\n\nCreate the problem.\n\nSolve by taco's his own move\n\nWant to win nobel prize for solving the problem |
| > AXIOS: Trump considers "winding down" Iran war without opening Hormuz Strait |
| While sending thousands of young men to die at the frontlines. Wow. Just wow. |
| If you went long after that tweet you’re not real. That motherfucker back there is not real! |
| F++k, I am still waiting for the fukin stock to go up because of all the GPUs that they rent and they come up with this s..t |
| Don't worry bears, its going back down now |
| To be fair this current pattern of retardation does fly in the face of Mango 1 |
| spicy response don't let the normies see it |
| What caused the jump in spy? Or what did the tweet say? |
| This is fucking shit, I lost half my port today in puts spreads waiting for this pump shit ah |
| The US leaving isn't going to open the strait or as Trump spells it "straight" |
| Yep load up |
| 🥭 doesn't give 2 shits about logic or strategy he's just gonna pull out and declare victory and markets will pump \n\n\nIt's Mission Accomplished banner 2.0 |
| Sand dick |
| I feel like the markets usually detached from reality haha |
| Bulls are coping with after hour movement where they're still red incomprehensible |
| How to buy into the Iranian drone market? |
| Found Tom Lee's Reddit account 💀 |
| It wanted to make sure you knew exactly how it felt about you. |
| was up 5k this week entering today and i ended the day losing 6k 🤷😭 |
| Damn on Friday |
| How do you cope with losing that much |
| World moving based on 🌮 \n\nRegarded ass timeline |
| To take the mainland, sure. To take Kharg island? Nah. |
| Winding down 🤡 |
| He also said ‘no new wars’…. Not sure why anyone believes anything he says |
| You guys are foolish if you believe this.\nHe’s saying this so that Iran thinks it’s coming to an end and then that’s when the ground invasion will begin. Remember this post. You will see. The ground invasion will secure the oil on the island. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zwfgig1bz9qg1.jpeg?width=1918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e970b0f13b9356b31002ab83231dd18e0db69fa6 |
| The ol tube steak with a double double eh? |
| Everyone thought those amphibious landers were for gyna -taiwan…turns out they were for eyeran the whole time lmfaooo |
| Fuck this shit, I lost half my port in calls today, waiting for this pump |
| $22 after fees and inflation |
| Why not? Where does that money go, who benefits? |
| The bull run after the war is over is going to be generational. We could see SPY 1000 by December |
| The cornball of a pres couldn’t say his stupid shit during trading hours? |
| Yeah, but the wife always devours that in one gulp. What am I supposed to eat while I'm sitting in my corner chair? |
| There's an air craft carrier on the way that will take 3-4 weeks to get there. |
| Pierce Brosnan was always my fave \n\nHe wasn’t the strongest but his Bond was th most cunning |
| Bonds ETFs will drop again (( |
| TACO always |
| .35 delta for leaps is highly regarded, you belong here\n\nWhat's the catalyst that'll make it pop 30% fast enough for gamma to make it a less dumber move mate ? |
| “Just the tip baby. I promise I’ll pull out.”\n\nFell for it again awards. |
| Just imagine what you could make playing oil futures when you control the drones. |
| A lot can happen in 48 hours |
| Imagine not realizing they are trying to flush out any puts they can before the crash lmao |
| 🫵 shut the fuck up |
| Marines are an invasion force. The army would be occupation force. |
| They'll likely call it quits like they did with their gaming division. |
| #What a moron trying to pump market after Friday's close LMAO🤌 |
| Puts on Villanova |
| This is the part of a Civ game where the AI notices you massing troops on their border and you say “I’m just merely passing through!” |
| Market deserves to crash for buying that stupid tweet |
| What high beta piece of shit should we buy if we pump on Monday? |
| Aaaaaand there go my puts |
| Fuck ur puts |
| Please don’t pussy out like Europe and Canada did, Iran, destory our fucking economy. We don’t deserve the petrodollar, the world’s reserve currency or anything else |
| After market close? |
| Money printer too brrrr and gold in freefall. Can't make this shit up |
| I don't know who could have timed it but if u actually had puts on SMCI prior to today I have to congratulate u on your generational wealth. those who did will have an amazing weekend. the rest of us will rot over the weekend in the circles of hell (which is our ports) lol. |
| >I start to wonder how these people made it through business school\n\nthey got their rich dads and trophywife hooker moms to bribe Epstein's professor pals. |
| Every dollar we give bol is another 10 we take monday. 595 very soon |
| devious market |
| What's current price of oil? Market looks closed but FT says oil drops so how do we see it ? |
| Why didn’t the retard tweet during market hours 😭😭😭 |
| How many times are the markets going to believe him? He's been saying this for weeks. |
| It's only partially up to him now though. Iranians might not just magically open the strait back up. They might, but it's not Trump's call. |
| They also asked for 200bn like 2 days ago. This shit aint stopping |
| Good day to bail out monday \nI bailed out today and I regret |
| how much have you made since 2016? |
| Ah hell no. Where my 18 year old boys gonna go? 12 week all expense paid trip where they can dig their toes in the sand. Their presence is a present in itself |
| Tired of the winning yet? lol |
| If you dip, I dip. We dip. |
| except everyone who lost their ass on calls all day, and those who greeded out their puts with 30 minutes left |
| Microsoft gonna grob your ass |
| ABSOLUTE FUCKERY FUCKED |
| One was Jan 12th the other was Jan 13th |
| https://preview.redd.it/kkjpc4h1z9qg1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3fcafbff9dc94f7f21fa4abd295433d4c3ba928 |
| Y’all tired of winning yet? |
| I lost 10k on smci today. Just bought in yesterday. Let’s cry together |
| Not debating best experience but best selling is Roku |
| Donald Rumsfeld on Iraq “it could be 6 hours, 6 days but I doubt 6 months” \n\nOver 6 years |
| There's a scenario where King Mierdas uses the marines as fodder in a foolish landing mission to escalate. \n\nNot saying that's likely, but it's far from implausible. |
| TACO time |
| The *true* market driver. /srs |
| Yeah right, for the 10+ times in the last 3 weeks. Watch market go green for half a day before it turn blood red again. |
| somebody's gotta buy the top |
| Grifter waited until after opex market close to drop this \n\n\nWhale put buyers got massively paid 🤣🤣 |
| Some dude was saying he got April 670 calls today after going cash gang when it started, that would be funny |
| The thing is though that price isn’t decided on a reality but on what the market thinks and since the market is full of idiots… |
| You've got a bright future here kid |
| Man, I was literally using ChatGPT a few months ago to understand how energy trading work, it didn’t tell me jack shit but told me to follow the news\n\nIt didn’t tell me which energy stock to buy or what the F to do. All I know is buy VOO and hold like come on |
| I think I remember a Wiley Coyote cartoon where the Road Runner paints a sign that says ‘All Clear’ and the Coyote comes out of hiding.. and then Road Runner drops a piano on him |
| **Market fluctuates!** Headline news. Jesus Oil hasn't come down.\n\nThis is obviously his attempt at hiding the fact that he's all but committed to ground invasion. |
| A lot more on the way lol |
| #SPY going below $600 next week and below $500 by summer and below $400 by the end of the year. LMAO🤌 |
| Show me, just to feel better |
| turns out the 200B pete was asking for was for shorting the oil markets |
| Stupid, stupid market |
| Behind a Timmie’s dumpster, the ol’ tube steak eh? |
| From flipping fingers to flipping burgers |
| Good thing after hours isn’t real |
| My stop loss hit by one cent on vg and then it spiked up. I didn’t lose money but I lost about 12k |
| ##I love this timeline 🙌 |
| People are going ti think Monday green and its a bull run then get rug pulled again in the week lol. War is not over until Iran says. |
| he said few mins before market close, probably for his friends |
| I'm positioned for demand due to NVDA starting to trade on the Teheran Stock Exchange on Monday |
| Legit pumped right before close so everyone gets stop loss out of calls. \n\n |
| Someone fucked up the timing for the scheduled “war is almost over” truth social post. |
| when did you buy em, expiration? |
| I just have 3 things to say:\n\nGod Bless America\n\nGod Bless the Troops\n\nAnd Gentlemen…\n\nFUCK \n\nYOUR \n\nPUTS |
| Earlier today Hegseth requested 200 billions for war, hmmm |
| Once US / Israel stops bombing, the rest of the world can start negotiations with Iran. It would not be the first time that China brokers talks between Iran and Saudi Arabia. The world will recover, US international standing might not. |
| Trading this market is super unhealthy |
| seeing this after market action? damn it. i should have bought. it going to go up again monday\n\n |
| Dude i blew both my wife and I acc last year in one month lol |
| Didn’t the media just report US is readying troops for ground deployment? |
| What's the price of oil at the moment ? |
| Hahaha... |
| #LMFAO MY 655C RISING FROM THE ASHES LIKE A PHOENIX |
| Another green monday and then shit will happen throughout the week. He's just creating buy and sell opportunities for his buddies. |
| Good steak dinners by me cost $400 usd not $120cad |
| 82nd Airborne now enroute as well. |
| He has tried multiple times now. Market just ignores it now. |
| Troop movements are on the way to CENTCOM. Ypu don't reverse course on that so easily. It is unlikely de-escalation starts now |
| COHR\nMU\nAAOI\n\nAre setting up for some Crazy Runs.\n\nCOHR is My Top Pick New High Next Week.\nMU is Next but I don’t Know if its Capex will continued to be held against the Stock\nPrice in the Short Term. Could Run Next Week or Wade around for a Month or longer, like MSFT and APLD.\nOr just market sentiment like NVDA.\n\nCOHR is Part one of The Optics companies NVDA is investing in. AAOI is the other one.\nCOHR was running up before the announcement and has been winding up for a run up. \nCan Jump 25-50 Points in a day |
| He won't even try, he and his rich buddies just needed to get some last exit liquidity out before the crash |
| Just like last week when he said they are almost completed and went ahead and dropped 8000 bombs afterwards. |
| I was so looking forward to the draft |
| Anything to keep the market afloat |
| No he's not. Him and his gang are just yoyo-ing the global economy to make their options print. |
| Art of the deal /s |
| That’s rough, buddy |
| 🥭: we are winding down our involvement in Iran\n\nAlso 🥭: moves 5k marines, 2 amphibious landers and asks for 200b for the war |
| It can pump 2 percent in premarket and then more during market hours. They can literally do whatever the fuck they want |
| So much manipulation, i love it! |
| https://preview.redd.it/dmdex4oqy9qg1.jpeg?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb1ca92a8dc5cf9e2f77583dd7b86491f6018ff |
| How is he gonna wind down the war after he basically assassinated the most revered people in Iran? Why would Iran agree to wind down the war? |
| finally after hours SPY ran into a little resistance after pulling up over 10 points from the cash session lows |
| Yes but it's nowhere near over. Iran has been able to export oil as usual during the conflict and 🥭 wants to remove sanctions to let them export more because he's so terrified of high oil prices so Iran is now making almost double the profit. I doubt they care about a few dead bodies and bombed buildings so they have an incentive to keep it going. |
| It cost $12b for 6 days btw. They’re planning for a long campaign. |
| thats brutal man.. im sorry, try to hang in there.\n\nlosing stinks but you can build it back homie! |
| max pain is SPX 6700, unironically we might see a 2% pump on monday |
| Welcome to the club |
| You must be new |
| They wouldn’t be asking for $200bn if the war was winding down |
| Lost money all day trying to find the reversal and gave up literally 2 minutes before it pumped. The market deciding to pump at with 30 minutes left in the day is a joke. |
| If you truely believe that the objective of the current administration is to market manipulate, then this isn’t different, tariffs, jobs, interest rates, now add war. The personal ties to the middle east, my thoughts is all this government cares about is the stock market. Bullish. |
| How are u not sad lol |
| RIP to that one dude who just posted that he bought a ton of puts |
| why would the winner wind down? |
| Shh just let the retards complain about Trump and pretend they care about Iran ala Ukraine |
| Hegseth will come out tomorrow and say the beatings will continue |
| Epstein island maybe... |
| If you bought the dip, get ready for the rip. |
| What do you think is going to happen when all of these people get laid off and all of that institutional money stops flowing into the S&P every two weeks? Half of the market is retirement accounts. When people stop contributing and/or pull money out because they got laid off but still have bills to pay, there would be even more downward pressure and volatility than there is now. |
| They're gonna stop in Tel Aviv and swap out all of the US soldiers and sailors for Israeli ones so they can carry out the first glorious step of the invasion, right guys? \n\nRight??? |
| wait he just send more troops how war is over |
| Things happened. |
| This trend really does resemble the middle finger Lol |
| I like how the market believes “winding down” on the same day the news come out about thousands of troops moving to location. |
| And the Iranians were just chanting death to this country for funsies, so they will just return to their regular business. All problems solved. |
| Can’t wait to see all the bearish escalations that’ll unfold this weekend\n\nG’night regards |
| Yea good chance we see 1.8% - 2% on Monday. |
| Weekend is still young |
| They need more than 5000 marines. They'll get shredded otherwise |
| Google it you will find hundreds bud lol |
| It's all the inbreeding |
| Serves them right betting on a crash.\n\nFuck em |
| It literally pumps whenever mango says anything now, even if its nothing lol. Everyones expecting him to save the day |
| Just like 2 pals who argue sometimes. Totally normal |
| Trump tweeted we are close to our objectives, that is it |
| "Lol fuck your puts right in the bussy"\n\n\n^Vladimir ^Lenin |
| Go on, undo the whole damn day |
| Done! and Done! |
| After the market is closed…..typical |
| We are sending troops to the theatre. We are thinking about winding it down. He has a feeling we should continue. We totally destroyed their military. <whisper> hey they just launched a cluster bomb attack on Israel. We aren't interested in Peace at this time. Another countries petrol infrastructure is hit and hard. We just have nobody to negotate peace with. |
| We need something to keep us off the ledge. |
| Monday or Tuesday they will make it $665+ burn some puts and dump again more |
| Trump is going to TACO out the war this weekend and claim he’s the sole reason for world peace after starting it 💀 |
| Must be the bombing of that girls school, killing over 100 little girls. Stopped the next holocaust or something. |
| When did they fall? WTI crude is up today |
| just send it down 5% on Monday so some of us can finally make money… |
| dynamic pricing is gonna be the most dystopian thing we see in our lifetime and wallstreetbets will somehow profit off it |
| This thread: Bols thinking they're all clear due to one tweet, and Bers hoffing copium and praying for WW III cause they bought Puts at the bottom |
| You don't send extra Marines for a TACO. You send them to fuck shit up. |
| Unironically yes. Have you seen stock brokers? |
| the only way to win this rigged game is to not play\n\nand when shit is finally fixed, maybe jump back in (slowly)\n\neven if this pump 2-3% on Monday, it would only go to 660, long way to go back up |
| Well I’ve got them until 6/18 so whatever |
| This better not be a setup for a rugpull because they're invading on Sunday |
| And yet…every other leader bends the knee, gets kidnapped, or merc’d lmfaooo |
| TACO truck has arrived |
| Donny trying to make it purposely retarded to bet against the market, no matter how bad the news is. If there are no more bers playing, no more crashes, even when a crash should happen. |
| That's right everybody, we are going to confuse the enemy. The Marines just shipped out for the Middle East, but no worries. Look at this shiny, disco ball |
| Im dead |
| A fed bear is a dead bear |
| https://preview.redd.it/hv82ojuey9qg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=816280ceb3926ba214840d3e61ce54b70e8f5443 |
| The word is back? Noice |
| Except, there are other parties on the table. |
| Well I’m glad we’re friends with Iran again, waiting for them to send is some of that oil! |
| They literally just applied for $200b and the market pumps again cause he said the war is almost done for the 5th time |
| they're gonna play a BF3 map irl |
| Flipping the middle finger, flipping the middle finger, flipping the middle finger... |
| 90% of Reddit is for not picking up on this dudes patterns and trading them since 2016 |
| When did you buy these?\n\n |
| You r what we call ultra retarded client |
| Check the charts. Nuttin but up. |
| Thanks obama |
| thanks Jews! |
| There are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks where nothing happens.\n\n^(Vladimir Lenin) |
| lol what’s the news now making everything shoot up |
| Bols celebrating with champagne Friday night and cream of sumyungman behind Wendy's by Monday open |
| Is the market *really* retarded enough to pump this much in AH just based on Mango's meaningless and dubious claim that he'll be winding down the war soon? |
| Lol.\n\nLike its his choice now. Smh. Wow |
| last time Rubio and Trump were together at Maro Lago we declared victory. \n\nMarines going there to ensure channel stays secure. Unconditional surrender coming. |
| And he’s got a babe for a wife |
| He’ll give them what they want and F the next guy in WH. |
| Tom "Fat cuck" Lee is the biggest false shephored the bols ever had |
| You can’t really think that |
| Trump open to winding down war, WE GOT TACO ON THE MENU TONIGHT |
| Thank you saar. Please do not redeem saar. |
| inshallah |
| Don’t get too excited.\n\n<insert snip snap meme> |
| Not anymore |
| shits about to turn green in aftermarket lmao |
| See missile warning\n\n*panic*\n\n*hit eject button* |
| Woo I feel bad for these dum bum gay bols buyin after hours when shit is still being escalated on Monday |
| Lol, his handler just said they're going to strike like never before. |
| They'll have to accept Gulf oil traded in yuan and no military presence in the Middle East |
| You should tell Iran, they just bombed a base |
| Don’t forget to grab your bags! |
| Tbh when I saw the price I was confused too. Don’t know what FT guys are smoking over there!\n\nEdit: I mean tbh he said this after market closed so……. Let’s see what he does over the weekend, probably gonna say I’m gonna deploy more troops or something like that. |
| Sounds like a you thing |
| Bold of you to assume we can afford chips in 2030 |
| Clav has reached my safe space |
| The second this conflict is over the market's will rip face. Everybody just wants to make money even the middle eastern people blowing up each other's wallets. |
| That road back is gone, just like H man couldn’t say “my bad” to Stalin after 6/1941 |
| I'd like to go back to losing |
| The markets are\n\nHe’s said this every day for three weeks \n\nFool me once shame on you, fool me 21 days in a row…. And I start to wonder how these people made it through business school |
| Well to be fair Iran just executed some high school teens that staged a protest so they are the usual animals they have always been. |
| dip buyers rewarded, again! |
| kidding! Just kidding! |
| Lol what a fucking pos man |
| Don’t forget the 2 trillion spent on developing it! |
| A lot of people dont know this. After market closed, you cant trade the option. but u can exercise the call or put even after the market closed. And it depends on your broker, some even allow u to exercise the options before 6pm. |
| winding down but supposedly 82nd airborne is getting ready to go. lol. prob just a pump as always |
| ber r fuk - permabulls at 695\n\nber r fuk - permabulls at 648 |
| when will they finally give up and quit. |
| Invest in stocks that are down right now with good financials! |
| #Mission Accomplished TM 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 |
| Oil is down, wtf u on about |
| it all started with the Oy Vey |
| The funniest part is he chooses to pump Friday afternoon, now he has to go a full weekend staying quiet to keep this pump 💀 |
| https://preview.redd.it/7xgsxw94y9qg1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=e774cb30fec5065fd8215942e18a0fe93c6df968\n\n |
| Dude he’s giving us better opportunities to short, why complain lol.\n\nJust don’t hold positions overnight and short during the day. |
| Hopefully Monday opens with a giant green dildo so I can get more puts |
| bro needs Barrons calls to print |
| Which Donald said that? Sundowner Donnie? Late Night Rage Tweeter? Early morning positive Donald? |
| It's as easy as ordering a cheesy chalupo crunch.\n\n1) Retreat.\n\n2) Declare total victory.\n\nDone. |
| Lmao 1% up AH |
| 20 bucks is 20 bucks |
| Bols 5th time learning the war was ending, they seem to forget it's Bibi who tells 🥭 when the war ends. |
| I fucking knew it https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/9wUxqM5yqm |
| I only made $150 a day but my port dropped 4-5k in one day lol. Sorry nana i have failed u |
| Which part ? |
| when you feel depressed a 0dte will fix you right up and fill you with other emotions |
| It’s NOT UP TO HIM. TACO does not exist here lmao |
| ngl I was getting scared af for my 1dte 652c |
| She has Dow Syndrome |
| 😂tweets is not reality. Troops getting sent to Iran, the real life situation is escalating while Trump is claiming that it’s being resolved quickly |
| There’s no way this guy waits till market close to say he’s winding down US involvement in Iran |
| a tweet.. guess from who? |
| Deflect and calm the markets and then capture Kharg island |
| Fr fr |
| I like how Donnie, since he came in has done so much bat shit crazy stuff that everyone started overlooking the most important point.\n\nThis man, the leader of the free world and the president of the US, wakes up every morning and paints himself orange. |
| I'm depressionmaxxing. I feel nothing. The market can't hurt me anymore. |
| USO is down 3% AH. |
| Trump is gonna shit a brick |
| Bought UPRO on 96.00, sold on 99.45, I'm done for today, war is not going to end soon, everyone who holds during the weekend must be regarded |
| SPY up like today never happened LMAO |
| Why would we be cooked? It's crashing next week lmao |
| Calls on Klarna |
| thats just the algos doing there thing |
| Please just fucking taco already. I saw videos on social media of people in Iran away from Tehran still living a normal life. Iran is a large enough country to have the war of attrition for a very long time. America won’t win, if 🥭put boots on the ground, it’ll be Vietnam 2.0 |
| The market aint open king |
| Bulls talking a lot of shit for getting their anuses ripped open today 🤔 they gf must be getting them cheeks clapped by their bear bf with the brambo. |
| Imagine being a bear that held puts over the weekend lmfao |
| Oil is up today. WTF are you talking about? |
| 🌮 again |
| Honest answer is nobody has brought a true AI smartphone to the market\n\nSo it’s an opportunity to jump in\n\nDon’t know if it’ll succeed |
| Yeah. I’m never owning a house at this rate lol |
| Calls for Monday and Tuesday, puts the rest of the week. It works until it doesn't. |
| Like this is going to be the end…. LOL gullible bulls |
| The “about to wind down” into Sunday morning “objectives completed” \nIt’s a Friday night prime into Sunday confirmation. Why pump once when can pump twice |
| Someone sold their calls at the bottom, switched to puts, and now witnessing market recover everything it lost today.\n\nShow yourself king |
| We will see next quarter when AWS eats Azures lunch. |
| Yeah |
| He knows about surprises as much as 🇯🇵does |
| So much bear cope all weekend 🍿👀 \*starts edging\* |
| Quick someone tell Iran that orange is backing down, their still bombing bases |
| Just 9 years until we fully wind down again |
| Lmao 1 percent move is sick |
| +5% easy on Monday. Wow. This is what Winning looks like |
| We opening Monday 666 |
| This either means the bombings 100% drop or we are deploying ground troops |
| Market makers never let us win big on friday when calls can print 30xs so easily. Only on mondays when we 2x for same movements |
| absolute dogshit week of earnings to go with my dogshit port. |
| >> France takes ‘appropriate measures’ after sailor’s jogging app exposes aircraft carrier’s location\n\nStrava sinks ships 🚢 💥 |
| Made out not terrible. In line for Wendy's but no dumpster action for me |
| lol we open near 665 |
| up 1% AH you can't make this shit up |
| Why is there an AH pump, what the fuck happened\n\nI fucking sold my calls, kill me now with a Shahed 136 |
| The market is rekted than my asshole hairs |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee was right - BTFD |
| Always some scam movement on the markets after Friday close. It’s always planned. I’m on the right side of the scam this time |
| Oh so we won and things are winding down but we don’t even know who we are fighting anymore. This is the geopolitical version of having an imaginary girlfriend. |
| Sounds nice, but he is way too busy living the good life to focus on making a company again |
| the clown needs to make his mind up, seems to change as much as the wind changes direction. |
| Someone please summarize today |
| What happened to Scam-ci? |
| Why? |
| We’re too tired to taco about it |
| why would you hold puts after todays down day |
| I want spy to go up but the volume is nothing here bro |
| You deserve it for betting on a crash.\n\nFOH |
| Puts will be fucked on Monday |
| Rolling through the strait with that mango insurance on a billion dollar ship. Who thought this was a good idea? |
| But is iran winding down? |
| Bro anyone who shorted futures before they closed is punching drywall rn |
| apparently it was a basic IR missile that hit the F35, how the fuk does this POS jet cost $100m and it cant defend against IR missiles lmao |
| orange waited until market closed so his friends can load up |
| Idk why but this makes more than zero sense to me |
| Iran will not ‘wind down’ |
| No clue.. but leaving while Iran controls the strait and fuel prices are rising isnt it.. It'd be hard to pass it off as a win. |
| So now if Iran doesn’t go peaceful they’re the bad guys |
| SPY still going up those puts ain't looking so good boys |
| ok great but bad news, i don't think iran has any plans to wind anything down anytime soon. so. you know. |
| You can get a steak dinner in Canada for $120 please do tell where |
| No one wants it to keep going. But it will not end because orange man tweeted about it. |
| He's gonna take the island this weekend. |
| We're too tired of winning..... |
| Turnover refers to the total dollar value of all shares traded up to that point when I posted this early yesterday morning. Yes, there are a lot of restricted shares tied up for the next 6 months. I have been an active trader for the past 30 years. Don't get to see many moments like this, particularly for those who took an early bet on Fundrise. Let's keep it going! |
| All big moves happen AH lmaoooooooo. Takes all day to dump 7 points but can move up 10 in 2 hours. Shits rigged ypu all know it |
| Congrats on the new job at Wendy's |
| PUT holders gotta be going insane right now |
| After destroying all your calls, SPY is up 1% AH |
| More money leaving stocks and going back into bonds. A tale old as time. |
| If yall really though next week wasn’t gonna be pamp it time, start governmentmaxxing |
| Yeah those boots on the ground are about to turn bullish LMAO |
| wait, SPY is STILL going up? LMAO\n\nBers, you may not have any money anymore, but you do have my condolences |
| These decisions are made by executives who’re mostly white. |
| Guess who has two thumbs and just bought voo and qqq puts? |
| Can I have the remaining 2.8k |
| Thousands of marines headed there, boots on the ground is the next operation. We desperately need the fertilizer for the growing season, we do use the strait. |
| ##Happy Birthday Baron “the future emperor of the USA” Trump! 🥳 |
| They forecasted 1 rate cut in 2026, and if employment slumps they will cut more than that. |
| We should accept the market’s judgement of the situation and position our trades accordingly. |
| _"I owe my soul to the company store."_ |
| Had this 10k bet gone south, OP would have deposited 10k from that 80k he withdrew literally yesterday. LMAO such is the life of a regard. |
| Because its irrational. |
| I meant cost basis versus market value LOL |
| Bears sweating staring at the ah |
| We dont paper hands here |
| What is the agenda with boots on the ground I’m being serious am not up to speed |
| Iran can smell the fear 7000 miles away. Strike while he’s trying to TACO. |
| Does Donnie think just because hes “winding down” Iran is just going to be chill with allied ships going through the strait? |
| He was too busy shitposting on Truth Social, guess it wasn't until after 5 that Pam Bondi informed him that Dow was no longer at "$50,000"! |
| agreed, but it will be more in the form of inflation than % drop in equities. |
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| Man. This is such BS |
| Why couldn’t mango wait to say this until Sunday night, giving it too much time for something to happen over weekend to wipe it out. |
| Business growing while stock falling? |
| Nah dude it's winding down the prez just told me. |
| But that’s not our business right? He bankrupted a casino, and here we’re in a… *ouch. that’s gonna hurt. hard…* |
| This dude is retarded. |
| When do you think bers will be fuk again |
| Hes just gauging market reaction on a Friday post market. Since the markets jumped, I assume he will make an announcement Sunday night, Monday morning to save the market from correcting. |
| I don’t play for 15 minute candles chief |
| And Malcom in the middle \n\nWe are so back |
| Oil still up, stocks will stay down |
| Again? |
| The amount of bloatware and ads everywhere will be insane. “Please watch this 30 second video before answering your call”. |
| Iran just couldn't Kuwait to cause more trouble |
| Haha I love 🥭 |
| well the market is buying it |
| Certainly not begging for another 200B |
| What are you gonna do with ur fake corn when depression hits. Keep manipulating it to make the number look good? |
| 7x30=210 or 21,000 USD |
| https://youtu.be/QFgcqB8-AxE |
| why would you not |
| They had a chance to take profit but did not and now they are pissed LMAO |
| Wars only end when both sides agree to end it |
| Great time to invest man, economy has never been stronger. |
| Two more hours to watch bears get throttled. I’m getting my first martini I’ll check in later |
| Eww... is there a vaccination that I can get to prevent this? |
| >they wont allow something as dramatic as a 2008 crash again\n\nLOL.\n\nThe government doesn't have any tools to prop up the S&P 500, at least not directly. |
| Making money in this market is impossible honestly.. When a tweet, a TWEET, can make the market swing 180 degrees... this shit is annoying as fuck.. |
| We were at 674 two days ago. Imagine celebrating it getting back to 654. \n\n\nAnd when the boots do hit the ground, they can dump it on y'all all over again. |
| Damn, Monday gonna be a +5% day. |
| More excited for Hannah Montana |
| US Military base in Kuwait just hit by Iranian missiles and drones … don’t think Iran got the memo |
| you're right its not only oil. ng, fertilizer, all the critical materials that are produced in the persian gulf, they need to go where they're meant to go, otherwise they cant keep producing cuz there's nowhere to put the new stuff. once production is shut for long periods of time, even reopening the strait doesnt immediately fix the issue! |
| It was after hours on a Friday |
| Mr. Blonde |
| Sold my bags after the pump today. Don’t even care if it goes up, I feel relieved lol |
| Why |
| Knew I should've sold my puts before close |
| He wrote a book about this |
| Anyone buying Trumps last post? |
| Because it's not a positive |
| Bols thot this time |
| ☝️ |
| Should be a spectacular bounce on Monday unless something crazy happens. |
| Key word: close |
| Gold over 20% off the highs |
| Anyone thinking this is the end and it’ll only be up from here, deserves to have their pockets emptied |
| Sure, Trump can say whatever he wants but if the new supreme leader wants to keep the fatwa jihad on the strait of Hormuz going we're fucked. |
| SPY just needs to move up another 1.5 and it's like today never happened |
| Perfect timing to, I've been so thirsty lately! |
| There was a lot of volume at close |
| If you think corporations in 'Murica will get punished for doing bad/illegal things...you haven't been paying attention. BUY! |
| If they didn't want to be murdered they shouldn't have been born terrorists |
| 🥭 spending the weekend asking ChatGPT what to do |
| Hard to taco this one away. |
| Natgas too\n\nPlus the Chinese ship a lot of shit to the gulf to be reprocessed there |
| Iran needs concrete evidence ie a clear ceasfire between both the U.S. and Israel before the strait will open. they now hold all the cards, why would they not continue to tax the strait or US allies in it if we just demonstrated absolutely no intent to stop them |
| Yup |
| I can't read this because it's paywall blocked. \nNevermind me not being able to read period |
| Nope, because the odds are heavily stacked against you in the long run. You might grow your portfolio 10% a day, and then one day you guess wrong and lose 80% in an hour. |
| I don't care anymore. People went full regard when they put him in office, it's time for people to feel the consequences of their vote. |
| I call bs! The titanic was unskinkable because they sectioned off the hull. |
| A tale as old as time |
| I guess all the money that pumped in after hours |
| what helped you the most grow it? |
| Some of you bears sound like you want it to keep going |
| You know he told his buddies to buy at the end of the day, Gonna be up big Monday |
| Breaking Bad era Kristen Ritter was such a dime omfg |
| it's still 1000% but yeah so like $12.24 USD -> $125.11 USD , I'll get a nice steak dinner with my wife |
| Why couldn't he say that during the day while we were getting our asses kicked? |
| Classic |
| We are past due for another decade of fixed income outperforming general stock indexes. |
| It might bounce but oh boy it’s gonna drill thereafter. |
| By way of Russian and Israeli compromat |
| Another red week incoming |
| Iran has real leverage, and there’s no obvious fix. \n\nMango’s cut and run post seems a pressure tactic after being rebuffed by NATO allies. \n\nWe’ll see how they respond. |
| BREAKING NEWS:\n\n# 🅱️✝️💲 IS BACK |
| i hate myself |
| > no thoughts just vibes and bad financial decisions\n\nThe war in Iran? |
| And then over the weekend we blow up some more refineries and pre-schools, right? |
| Twice now lol |
| papper pump |
| Ber would have to be dum not to see capitulation when it hits |
| TACO is back on the menu boys! |
| Ah lol |
| Post screenshot |
| why are you here then |
| My cynical brain immediately goes to trying to extract another form or layer of user data that they don't currently have from existing platforms. |
| It's not even his choice lol |
| What does winning look like? |
| How many times is this war gonna end bro |
| What if it was a VIX put 🤪 |
| I sure did! \n\nOh great fortune teller, is it wise to load up on 640p come Monday open?👀 |
| Miriam Addleson gave a billion dollars to Trump. That’s always part of the reason. |
| Come on let's go I just vomited all over my floor. Here's a piece of bounty to clean it up with |
| The only stock I hold green today was TTD. Won’t pretend to understand |
| Bears that did not close their puts are cooked.... |
| Cue the "Now is a great time to buy!" |
| Missed the AI boat and running out of ideas. |
| More like buttraped |
| If MSFT could hit $405 by next Friday that would be be fucking sick. |
| Uh ohhhh hope ya sold ur puuuuts 🥴🥴🥴 |
| I agree, but its all about HOW much they will let the S&P crash, I speculate they wont allow something as dramatic as a 2008 crash again, big difference between a 15-20% and 35-45%% |
| Lotta bear cope. I don’t understand why yall do it. This guy does it every single time. He’s gonna rip your face off just like liberation day. The game is rigged. Bet with the rigging. |
| #’Picture of Trump pointing up to your port’ I Did That 👆 |
| I like to pound ass, and ber like receiving. It's a perfect match |
| Lmao |
| Chuck Norris was so great that God wanted to see him. Rip. |
| US Victoria base in Iraq burning hit by Iranian missiles and drones just now..\n\nDoesn’t seem 🥭 knows what he’s talking about anymore 😂 |
| Too many money managers hiding out in the energy sector thinking they're slick. Cant wait for all those stocks to dump 20% in a week |
| What market?!? We is in a casino. |
| It smells like buttsecks in here |
| You guys know he tweeted because he intentionally wanted a minor pump before he fucks something up over the weekend. Thousands of marines and, what, another ship moving in? He's gonna do some 🥭 things and monday is gonna be bad. |
| Naw it'll continue dumping Monday, and if it doesn't, then that's the time to double down on cheaper puts |
| how many times has it ended already? I thought they were finished off last monday. |
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| 🥭 screaming at allies is like the dude that throws a party and doesn't invite you but calls you to help clean up |
| None, I only act like an options trader for fun while bagholding shares. |
| i did not know that |
| This would make more sense if Netanyahu has some kind of kompromat on Trump. I have no way to know whether that's true, of course, but it would help this make more sense.\n\nI'm sure some defense contractors are profiting, but that can't be the full story. From what I've read, internal US position was always to avoid war with Iran for the reasons we're seeing now. |
| The admin just asked for $200 billion for the war, I cannot believe anyone is falling for this fake TACO. Gonna be instantly transformed into exit liquidity by Tuesday lmao. |
| check the markets, Oil is dropping like a lead balloon |
| Q: what do Trump and Jimmy Carter have in common?\n\nA: >! They both invaded Iran !<\n |
| He tacod? |
| People might be reading too much into that post.. there is no way the US withdraws right now.. That would be admitting defeat. |
| I think they only do this w options that still have some value. If it was worth .01 they dont bother |
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| i made it all scalping puts but for some reason i changed my strategy to calls today. im a clown |
| wat |
| Honestly hope you sold bro. |
| WTF why is it pumping. I miss my 5 shares of VOO that I panicked sold at the lowest today… |
| War ended again |
| An enemy doesn't have to give up, they are often simply neutralized |
| I would go all in on sgov if they did this! |
| Shit's fkd. |
| trade secret 🤫 |
| Of course, after the 0dte calls expired worthless |
| How.many calls did you buy? |
| Theoretically speaking, would this be possible consider SPY options stop reading at 4:15? |
| To be fair it is CAD not USD... 🙂 |
| Any news or what lmao 😂 |
| up 79k today\n\ngenuinely don’t care what you think |
| Its crazy how quick some of yall go from being food stamp experts to geopolitics experts.\n\nHi its me |
| If the USA pull out then Iran will be officially the strongest country in that region since they’ll be seen as the only country that made them back off. \n \nThis will result in Iran controlling the straight as they like and have the confidence to really make nuclear bombs this time. |
| It doesnf matter what any of us dumb dumbs think. What matters is how the market reacts. |
| Ofc my SPY call expires worthless but is printing in after hours |
| # I wake up the mornin feelin like P Diddy\n\n# Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this 🅱️ussy |
| lot of damage left to repair on SPY still but this might actually trigger an unbelievable rally monday because of heavy bearish positioning |
| the market is selling off bc of oil, not war. if the oil doesnt flow it doesnt make any difference whether retardo man says the wars on or off, won or lost, we leave the middle east, we send 5 billion troops. none of that matters unless oil can leave through the strait and new production can get turned back on. |
| do you do weeklies or further out? \n\njust hold till green then dump.. \n\nany tips or just keep trying and hope for 3 out of 5 solid plays |
| I'd wager most in this sub have double digit IQs. One out of every ten, maybe they're three digits. |
| cope |
| They expired in April but were 660s and 650s I bought while SPY was in the 680s lol. Now that they are OTM I dont want to hold them anymore. Market could turn back but I'm tired of bleeding every day. Just scooping up cheap shares right now. |
| 82nd Airborne Division deployed into the Middle East region to assist boots on the ground campaign. |
| THANK YOU\n\nHOPE YOU LISTENED TO ME |
| 🥭post, Iran war wrapping up, about to pull out |
| That was my theory buying oil and lng today |
| Spy conveniently climbing after hours too fuck weekend puts, predictable. |
| Damn |
| Pentagon sending 3 more warships, thousands of marines to Middle East: U.S. media reports\n\n@\n\n"We are close to achieving our objectives"\n\nwtf |
| How are people still falling for this shit after the 15th time?\n\nThen again… people are the reason we’re being entertained by this clown in the first place. |
| "Winding down" = boots on the ground this weekend.\n\nBruh's just juicing the market after hours so he and his cronies can cash out before the late close |
| Imagine your government blacked out the internet and you couldn’t come to this sub |
| Being a couch potato 🥔 |
| So I guess the market dumped with zero recovery so his insiders could load up on calls as cheap as possible huh? |
| It's cuz it wouldn't have pumped as much, you need low volume of AH |
| 😅 |
| yes |
| Thinking of booking a fancy hotel in Dubai since they’re cheap rn and war is practically over. |
| Let's just call it Taco Friday from now on |
| Godspeed* |
| Diversification habibi. Samira, Yasmin, Reem… wallah a man must manage risk. Never overallocate |
| Lmao exactly this. Make it make sense. The guy is so detached from reality. |
| atleast trump tweeted at end of friday . 2 days to figure out whether it is a lie or taco |
| I mean I’m short USO calls for May, for example. They aren’t gains yet. I’m relatively max long the market rn. But yeah no real gains to post yet, if you didn’t notice that announcement only just happened |
| whoa why is ah pamping so hard |
| Hes like a kid that got bored with a toy |
| If the save act doesn’t pass (and it’s not gonna pass) then the likely scenario is dems win house which makes 🥭 a lame duck. If the dems win the senate as well then he gets impeached and we get lame duck vance. |
| Yeah. My calls closed at -90% |
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| There’s nothing in the rules that says a dog can’t manage your portfolio! |
| This is the most fake and gay taco i've ever seen, don't fall for it |
| That's how you know it isn't positive |
| A mention in the history books as the man who fuckd USA from within. |
| Exit liquidity today was retail buy, Monday gonna be blood red. |
| Damn, it’s like the market is re opened. |
| Still pumping and almost back to the daily high. Spy up $10 from the daily low. |
| You cannot make this fucking shit up. |
| Taking it might be easy. Keeping it would be hard. |
| Wrapping up operations while sending more assets. Ok |
| That will still trigger a global recession lol |
| Doesn’t mean anything though. At best US completely gets out. Iran will not stop, Hormuz is still closed, and Israel will keep going, the situation is even worse if this happens tbh |
| In fall out its bottle caps. Caps are the future.. |
| lol what we met the objectives? And no cease fire? Huh |
| Intel dropping was just a byproduct of SMCI...should bounce back I hope. Not for Granny though...for me |
| My $80 gonna make u a millionaire |
| Trump could have said that before market close and I’d be $5k richer\n\nMango man giveth, mango man taketh |
| Your calls are toast |
| No, he's an idiot. \n\nHe didn't like when Powell called him out on live TV when Powell corrected him about the cost of the renovations. \n\nIt's that petty. \n\nBut they are also morons because they didn't factor in the length of the bullshit case they invented against him. |
| Literally my port numbers too LOL |
| Fyi. If you load up on puts that aren’t 0 dte gambles after the big drawdown already happened. You’re just flat out stupid lmao |
| The timing is intentional, he don't give a fuck about you bro |
| You should just keep your money in the bank account, bro. |
| Was this dump just cuz of quad witch day w.e they call it lol. |
| LMFAO trump is hilarious man. I am the sole cause of this shit show, when I'm done I want everyone else to clean it up. |
| the sexual tension between bulls and bears is reaching a fever pitch |
| Angry? 100%, Israel will be fuckd tho if they leave... but anyways his words are worth 0, hes changing his mind every minute |
| its not possible to underestimate dumbness |
| Monday is going to be interesting.. |
| Timing couldnt be more perfect, hope bers get a chance to double up puts at Monday open |
| Oil is going back to $67 |
| Stepped away for 2 hours to cry outside the casino and come back to see my calls could of been saved sooner. The house is evil |
| bers r fuk, i hope everyone bought today |
| they already said they are looking towards gyna\n\nus hegemony crumbling in front of our eyes |
| We don't even fix shit here. What chance does Iran for us to fix theirs? |
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| Maybe stopping the israel before they started incinerating everything worthy in the region would have been the right thing to do 🤷 |
| it only has to be convincing enough to start a massive short squeeze |
| Show the all time chart chad |
| Seems we will never know lol |
| Welcome to the club |
| Post your gains then, let's see some conviction |
| Just in time for all the 3/20 calls to expire |
| Perma ber is still up even if the taco happens cuz we just made a fukin killin. But im spending my weekend carefree cuz i know that even my deepest otm puts will print full and nice next week 🐻 |
| was up 5k this week entering today.. ending the week down 1k.. depressing af lol |
| Strange. He would usually say something like this before market close\n\nAnd what does winding down mean? Does it mean “we are at war but less bombs” or “war over?”. Also, “considering winding down” lmao. He could “consider” anything \n\nI also just have a hard time believing this because we are sending more and more and more troops over. But idk. It’s funny since I think this would have helped the markets before hand |
| 🙌 |
| The they/them parade you mean? |
| lol last year’s bull run does not happen without Trump winning |
| Itz only smellz |
| Seriously? Just to name a few, Pull out of the "big beautiful investments" they made and kick the US military out |
| Literally. I would have made bank |
| it is astonishing to me anyone thinks oil is going to go down right now, thank christ I have these people to hedge against |
| I get that most people in here are dumb as shit but you can't be dumb enough to think what he said is bullish haha. It's a trap |
| Any geopolitics experts here wanna tell me what happens if taco actually tried to pull out? I'm assuming Iran just opens the straight right back up no issues and the refineries hit just repair instantly? |
| If trump was tacoing he would have made that announcement on Sunday night. If trump wanted to be a wolf in sheep's clothing he announces it on friday night. Expect fireworks this weekend in ME. |
| Nah metals dgaf |
| US gets dog walked again. You think thin skinned sack is gonna take this one lying down? -1 C135. -1 F35. -11 (at least) enlisted. -thousands of interceptors. -soft power.\nWhat was gained for all those L’s? |
| If anyone is falling for that waffle while they're busy steaming boats in theatre you deserve all the losses you're gonna get |
| Two ways, 1.) very public guarantees of a never before heard of installment of QE. (This is what started the affordability crisis in the first place. If it goes on it might cause civil unrest.) 2.) boots on the ground, Yankee Doodle to the rescue |
| What options are you planning to buy with the sale money's? |
| Guess I/we will need to work on our risk management and refind our edge (if any). |
| War, huh, yeah\nWhat is it good for?\nMaking money on well timed puts uhh\nWar, huh, yeah\nEtc \n\n? |
| no mkt goes in a straight line down, a bounce would be great to see |
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| If anyone ever says “well I, for one, never hope you get hit by a bus” that is the secret code the market is about to crash! |
| I will say it right here. \n\nSTART SOME BULLSHIT YO! |
| So if 🥭 really just up and leaves. Do you think the gulf nations will be angry and close the US bases? |
| Hope they didn't expire next week or something |
| Not me sold mine today. Bought some TQQQ earlier after hours too in 401k. Figured some sort of arbitrary lying over the weekend would pump.\n\n\nWill go back to buying puts around 675+. |
| I think Trumps gameplan is: \nRetreat, and let Hormuz be fuckd.. and let the countrys that actually get their oil from there, go and "fix" the situation.. meanwhile the US will sell their oil, whatever surpluss they have.. However, i doubt Israel will survive alone, and i doubt Iran will forget what US did.. \n \nsoooooo World cup 2026 i guess im skipping atleast.. |
| It’s just a gulley |
| No kings is next weekend |
| Look winding it down, we’re moving the troops in. Big, strong troops—the best in the world. They’re going into the perfect spots. Everyone’s nervous, they think something big is happening. And it is!\n\nBut we’re actually winding it down. We’re cooling it off. We’re watching Kharg Island—we see every single thing they do, believe me. We’re de-escalating because we’re smart. We’re doing it from a position of total power. It’s Peace Through Strength, and it’s going to be a beautiful thing! |
| USO 105 put Hail Mary at close genius or regarded |
| Another instance where deep pocket share traders have a massive edge |
| probably throw all those useless THAAD radars in the ocean and order chinese ones instead |
| Iran killed that wrestler, they will pay 😤 |
| Ironically, when the movement began they dubbed themselves teabaggers |
| CAN WE ALL JUST FOR GOD SAKE NOT JINKX OUR CALLS FOR ONCE PLEASE 🙏🏻 ! I DONT WANNA SEE ANYMORE “ WE AREEE SOOO BACK “ on this SUB |
| I got that at a soup plantation a few times |
| I went full port tslq calls. I’m either fucked or a genius |
| Everyone knows a guy like this |
| Who is going to the victory parade this weekend? |
| Are there retards still listening to that guy ? He's been talking about "winding down" and having achieved his objectives(nobody really knows what they are) since the first week of the war lol. |
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| Couldve used that announcement during market hours |
| Agreed but people are gonna die whether you buy puts or not, so just buy them. |
| anyone pick up PL puts? |
| No one wants that to happen but people are just reading the room |
| He already has the fifa peace prize, now nobel peace prize doesn’t really matter tbh |
| Oh the same one Fidelity predicted in Nov would grow by 40% in 2026, that one? |
| Yep, If they had a real broker. They could call now and exercise the call. Well , too bad for them |
| I trade both ways dork |
| If you wanna just live in a fairytale go ahead |
| You’d think by the 10th fake taco traders would have picked up on the tacos being fake |
| Yeha bc the mf will be closed thank fuck |
| It's crazy how it's almost the same words used for the last fake pump. Same post again from users here. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7qgtprmhv9qg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa6f8474085cdc11e612e50298eb23c0ae2592b\n\n |
| what they gon do bout it? |
| I'm begging that the stocks crash so 🥭 gets the message and people don't die over this bs. He only seems to care about the markets when he fucks up |
| Who held puts that were up big, and now your weekend is ruined |
| Imagine holding puts over the weekend for bLaCk MoNdAy |
| u/buyatollah_kuminamy how are [your bets going](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/oHuka5T8EF) |
| Don’t really matter what the market is now. We can’t trade anyways. |
| There needs to be a cast iron taco before we pump |
| i think SPY is actually going to hit the opening print before 8 PM today |
| * un sanction Iran \n* un sanction Russia\n* give Iran total control of the strait, with them charging $2m/ vessel\n* install new hardliner ayatollah with nothing to lose since we killed his whole family\n* they offer…nothing\n\nSounds like total unconditional surrender to me |
| It’s almost like I called it \n\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/f6hhsd4xOM |
| Tech just posted some massive earnings and guidance. This market is itching to blow past ATH lmao |
| I'm tired of getting bulltrapped by his announcements |
| In 50 years 🥭 will be considered a genius. Why you ask. It’s simple: we are speed running Idiocracy. |
| 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 |
| BEING A BULL ! STFU ! |
| The free phone gimmick didn’t work the first time.\n\nAmazon: I’ll do it again.\n |
| Wasn't it bulls saying war is bullish? |
| It’s gonna go down right guys? ^Right? |
| Then red by Monday open |
| He’s desperate to manipulate |
| for so many traders, i feel like its the same story.. \n\nhold, it drops..\n\nget rid of it.. it pumps..\n\nwho is on the other ends of these trades? |
| I actually like the move.\n\nThey've grown a lot as a company since their previous failure in the space and should be able to leverage Alexa and Amazon LEO connectivity.\n\nI know people meme about Alexa being garbage and Amazon LEO being slow to send their satellites into space, but they are both great offerings for a phone.\n\nWith their scale I think they'll be able to offer a decent value oriented phone. |
| Here's the neat part: dicking with interest rates doesn't guarantee one or the other. It's entirely possible that we get both (high unemployment along with high inflation and a declining S&P). A disruption in the flow of information is enough to cause a recession. These clowns didn't even publish BLS data when the government was shutdown. Do you really think altering interest rates is going to help?\n\nThis is like being on the Titanic while it's vertical with half of the ship underwater and being hopeful because another bilge pump started working. We're way, way, wayyyy past that point. |