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| Rejected initially and that’s what I meant. Made over 300% |
| There’s an old wooden ship called “Diversity” |
| Lol not a single parent replying. \n\nFor my wife and I it’s the best feeling ever. Bringing a new life into the world and seeing the world through their eyes, getting to watch them learn. Kids are so inherently joyful it just brings a lot of happiness.\n\nAnd we both had/have high-flying careers before that. Not like we had nothing going on. That’s all just secondary now.\n\nOh, and we travel the world with our kids. They are 4 and 6 and we’ve been to Europe twice, Hawaii, lots of domestic trips. \n\nYes, it’s also quite difficult at times. But don’t let the haters dissuade you from the best experience of your life. If you’re a normal person who has your shit together you’ll love it. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/RacingGreen94** bet **NVDA** goes from **185.21** to **250.0** before **04-Apr-2026 08:29 AM EST**\n\nTheir record is 5 wins and 17 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| If the FDA does no harsh Action against HIMS, if they find Shady Stuff. All the Pharma Deals done could be in jeopardy by the Admin.\nNot just about GLP-1 Stuff.. |
| I’ve got a two year old. We’re one-and-done and love it. It’s a life change, and not without its difficulties, but I love being a dad and would definitely do it over given the choice. |
| !Banbet NVDA 250 8w |
| Personally I wouldn't give the overlords another slave, but some people are onto that ig |
| Doubt the SEC would do anything anyway. All of them are crooks |
| Hedging my short CVNA position with long MSFT. It is not going well and in retrospect makes zero sense |
| My therapist trippin', i ain't taking these pills. |
| GLP is how they’re financing longevity. Shit gon be crazy. |
| The problem I think is the fixed lifespan of the GLP1s high pricing and their inability to make enough of the stuff to push the price down to meet demand. With this much interest in the space they are ripe for disruption, and unsurprisingly that is happening. If the GLP1 cash machine stops (and it is, just look at the glut of “research only” pharmacies that are hawking these drugs for 1/10th of retail) they are in deep shit because they are not keeping up with demand and their patent protection is not worth the paper it is printed on. |
| 30s. Her cousin who lives near us has 2 kids and we look after them often. They’re amazing at their current ages (4 and younger). |
| It’s 1976 all over again. I’m sure Apple is aware. |
| You got money so you can pay people to take care of u |
| https://preview.redd.it/zhjc7r6fq2ig1.png?width=1187&format=png&auto=webp&s=7274d46807adc3f0009eb62932e4c2a97e2896fd\n\nCan't show all time because I switched brokers, but here is the past year. |
| We do do that. I’m laying in a hotel bed while she’s asleep rn |
| Well it’s better than the alternative, no? |
| Does cocaine count? |
| I sold yesterday |
| How old are you? If 20s no rush. If late 30s time will start running out fast especially if you end up wanting more than one. Do many in your friendship circle have kids? |
| That latter part is the bit we keep thinking about |
| Just go on cool trips across the globe with all the time, money and worry you will save. |
| Serious question. Do you understand how hard it is to write prescription drugs online? Do you understand the logistics of different states, different licenses, different classes? They’re not just compounding they’re completely vertically integrated, not to mention that even labs come in 20 different levels and they are acquiring the top levels left and right.\n\nThey keep diversify away from GLPs and offer more products than ever now. \n\nThey’re marketing fluff as their revenues grow year over years is a simplistic way to put it. Talk about the Teslas and the PLTRs and how the can never fill the shoes they bought. IMO out of all the companies that you can short HIMS is a wild one to do so. |
| Ty |
| When you have kids they become your life for 2 decades. Aside from fulfillment of having a family, kids mostly matter when you are old and want someone to take care of you |
| $IVG |
| Would you prefer getting laid or the market open? |
| Anyone watching the 🅱️olympics? Whos winning? |
| Silver is a very interesting subject to read up on if you’re bored. The history of it is quite something. |
| REAL GUHLS GET DOWN ON THE FLO \n\nON THE FLO\n\n🕺 🕺 🕺 |
| Been loading HTZ since September. We will achieve +$10-15. Avis sits at $120/share which to me means HTZ is WILDLY undervalued. Loading more March $6 calls this past week on the dip |
| I think he wants a crash at this point so he can lead a miraculous recovery in time for midterms. |
| Hope has always been a hollow promise. Just try not to think about it. |
| Boobs |
| I think that means your Canadian idk but defo check |
| Bro, just spend an hour reading /r/regretfulparents. |
| Sure that was years ago. Up 150% from ai in the last couple years and took profits for a house |
| Agreed |
| Ty sounds like I should avoid silver |
| You think degenerates can’t be rich? |
| From what I understand. Claude has released an actual financial analyst tool this week that according to my analyst friend at a big bank, puts out in one minute what takes them a week to compile. They tested Claude internally and the reactions were surprise at how good it was… |
| It's wild seeing post like this because 3 million in cash is enough principle for live off interest alone.\n\nWith 4% apy in secure savings, that's a 120K a year salary. Probably 90k after setting aside taxes and reinvesting into your own principle to fight inflation. \n\nYou would literally never need to work again if you just don't fuck with the principle. |
| I’m holding 5k in puts over the weekend. Trump do your thing. |
| No worries. It shot up fri btw |
| Honestly they would be stupid not to bribe him at this point, which is intended |
| having sex is gay |
| 🤣 🤣 🤣 |
| No way, my +37790 parlay is gonna hit 100% |
| Supreme Court has put off the ruling of tariffs multiple times now and have rarely ruled against international action of presidents. |
| Yeah that’s why you’re on the weekend sub right LOL. Anyways, we’ll see what happens till EOY. See ya till then regard.\n\n!remind me 1 year |
| "If this was a real breakdown, price wouldn't keep snapping back.." \nthat is what happens in a distribution top, that's not an indication of this not being a breakdown. |
| where was this guy yesturday in the post daily thread telling us its gonna go up like 4% off the lows. |
| My wife and I have both said that we would have kids if the other one wanted them, but neither of us is willing to be one that says “let’s do it”. Does that mean we just don’t want them? Anyone got kids and any compelling reasons to have them we might not have considered? |
| Definition of F***ed in every way possible |
| Time to be bearish is over retard.\n\n1. 100 sma reclaimed yesterday on spx and nullifying bear flag structure\n2. Insane short and put volume spikes have generally marked the bottom\n3. Bitcoin bottomed at a really nice round number of 60k, telling me that the damage is probably done for the short while. \n4. There has been no fundamental reasoning for all of this down move, which generally hints at being a short-term move and not something that progresses into a much prolonged move to the downside |
| Lol a 150b market cab uber vs 4T google.\nHope you don’t own stock bc Uber notably sold their robotic driving division years ago and think somehow this “networking” is going to save its ass. |
| Zzzzzz |
| They use the train to build the moat. They keep adding and adding treatments to their lineup, they use GLP to build the empire. |
| Funny how 99.9999% of us wouldn’t want to associate AT ALL with a person doing what he did. We’d run in the other direction |
| Whoever held over the weekend after the rally might just be the biggest regard here |
| Getting banned is a right of passage on Reddit. |
| This is wildly impressive. Wish mine looked like this and not the Red Sea |
| Shit 100ma is what pros use, dammit let me adjust charts… |
| HIMS reliance on GLPs keeps going down IMO. They keep offering new treatments and more ways to cross sell to their customers. The long play here is longevity not weight loss. They already got everyone losing weight, now what? Is the big potential here. I’m obv super bullish on them. |
| This piece of the market will wait for the Anthropic IPO, thanks |
| i playd 700h CsGo and im still shit |
| It’s kinda like real life. The way you talk to your friends is different from the way you talk to grandma. Know who your audience is. |
| What are some good ai bubble plays outside the collapsing american tech stock market? |
| Wait, all of this made perfect sense to me. Did I become truly regarded? |
| Relief rally because people are so used to “buy the dip” mentality. It’s going lower. |
| Don’t worry your dumb Super Bowl bets will get the rest of your money. |
| No I made the majority of it on a 0DTE Greenland bet. I did make a few hundred k on silver futes, but the second it started tracking SPX I bailed, because that’s when the big boys get involved and I didn’t want to get rugged. My day to day is in NQ futes, unless there’s catalysts to switch to 0DTEs for higher returns.\n\nAs for metals, silver SHOULD be trading at 7:1 to gold, but it’s currently at closer to 50:1. Silver is also the most manipulated market on the planet. If it can escape the manipulation it’ll trade at around $500. |
| Corn crashing again LMAO |
| If you believe the administration, nobody can ever stop or reduce reliance on US currency, debt, imports or products forever and ever no matter how insane we are |
| Wedges have false breakdowns all the time. The problem with this DD is the market has defied all logic for months and months. Market doesn’t want to have a real sell off yet, because mfers just keep dip buying. \n\nEverytime it looks like it should breakdown, like Thursday, it just doesn’t. Everyone was all beared up Thursday and look what happened. \n\nThe primary reason for the weakness in the Qs is because of this route in software. Every retard out there thinks that ChatGPT can replace enterprise software. That reached a capitulation level of selling on Thursday. \n\nMarket has been rotating out of tech and into other areas of the market. Best case scenario you could get another quick flush and then here come them dip buyers again. It’s more range bound than anything. |
| How Amazon destroyed Spotify? Or Netflix? Or Self driving lol |
| Meanwhile mag 7 will be flat. I believe it. |
| Good time to invest now ????? I’m thinking of starting lol |
| Qqq and nasdaq are two different things bro. |
| JOLTS report indicates higher probability of a rate cut |
| Someone doesn’t know what the definition of recession is. |
| Hard to imagine 2 of the 3-4 biggest memory companies who have insane demand and Google going to zero. |
| SpaceX is a profitable and valuable company. On its own it can support a $100b valuation, maybe even $200b. But add in xAI and it’s half that, not 5x that. |
| Weekend Thread Commenter, reporting for duty, **SIR!**\n\n# 🫡 |
| This cuck heard room temp iq and came a’runnin 😂\n\n“boot licker reporting for duty” 🫡 |
| IIRC you made that from metals? What is your hypothesis now with recent dump |
| I love the way EBITDA has just replaced actual profit - “if you remove all the expensive stuff we’re making lots of money!” E has the ITDA in there for a reason |
| Positions? |
| Nothing is a crime if you’re rich enough |
| \> China and US begins trade war \n\> USD and Yuan competing in a race to the bottom \n\> 🥭 halves the dollar \n\> China decimates the Yuan(i.e makes it trade at 1/10th of its current exchange rate) \n\> China exports spike \n\> US exports don't change and even drop due to 🥭 fucking up US trade relations \n\> 🥭 TACOs, US loses trade war, forced to sign a humiliating trade deal with China and the US is forced to subject itself to IMF rules due to pressure by bond-holders essentially going from world power to Argentina 2.0 overnight.\n\nmost likely trajectory of events. |
| Big time chart astrology going on |
| Wait “different people” you mean didn’t borrow from a bank, but instead people you know?\n\nThat’s next level regard, I hope you don’t like your knee caps too much… |
| Otters are cute but they stink, are noisy as fuck, and will destroy your entire house. Just get a dog |
| U should smoke and drink while trading too |
| i'm not reading all that, but you got me on bear DD... lets do it!!! |
| HOLY SHIT BOYS IM FUCKING BACK! MY ACCOUNT IS UNBANNED! WOOOO THE CHALLENGE CONTINUES! |
| SpaceX revenue depends on Government contract. xAI is a lose cannon and far behind Gemini and OpenAI. Elon, the moron, knows next administration will not be favorable to SpaceX because of his involvement in public affairs around the world. SpaceX technology becomes more irrelevant as many competitors like Blue Origin and other European and Chinese firm can do the same thing for cheap. Elon, knows, his best chance is to capitalize on SpaceX now while he can. He will pocket billions and move on leaving investors in limbo. Look at Tesla then and now, same fate for SpaceX. Bundling two technologies ( SpaceX and xAI) in one is a desperate move by Elon. His last chance to manipulate investors into his scheme. |
| Who eats beef? How many steaks did you eat ytd?\nEverything about is slow and expensive. Feed, Time to market, Retail price.\n\nHow many burger places you see going up?, Chick-fil-A have a cult following. \n\nRead the segment results on the last report. \nChicken and Pork is wear the money is at. \n\nThey are moving away from expensive production. Even better they have the ABILITY to do it. |
| It’s depressing |
| You guys think th recession is over or this friday was a relief rally? |
| It’s depressing here in the US. Like, what’s the point of working and every day life if these people just get away with everything and the worker bee people are just supposed to suffer. |
| https://preview.redd.it/u2urprj2o2ig1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2ce35b6a926a4af8a3d67e690e09aa674426a08 |
| Corn at 69. Nice |
| Remember guys. Its not a crime to party with epstein 👌 |
| Not interested in internet fame |
| alright if you don't mind going to zero just say that next time lol |
| Can you show me where you’re seeing this for the buffet indicator? Everything I’m seeing still says strongly overvalued |
| Nope. Can’t talk about it. Same as people shouldn’t talk about their work salary. |
| Guy who couldn’t predict when it was time to go to the bathroom predicts Dow to double in three years lmao |
| You should really make WSB as active community on your profile. I'd follow you if you post |
| Waiting for 🌽 to be 40k |
| Amazon |
| Jarvis, twist his balls |
| It’s so funny when geopolitics and 🍊interfere with your mysterious chart magic 🪄 \nI’m not saying that there is nothing in it, but the markets are not operating in vacuums. |
| SPQR_14 the OG!!!!! |
| I made $1.4m last month and not a single $ from crypto |
| The real true believers of 🌽 are so far gone. ‘Store of value’ is such a fuckin dumb take lmao |
| Calls, so inverse me for profit. |
| That’s cute. I made $1.4m in January |
| “Traders like me” bros strat is literally DCAing |
| Well it depends on what 15% is of how much. I mean a “Top 1% Poster” like you probably profits $300 from shares in a P/L of +15% so I would understand it being negligible in your case. No shame btw, everyone starts somewhere and I hope you make it. |
| Can you teach me how to do the p part |
| Thank you to whoever decided markets should be closed on weekends. Can’t afford to lose more money. |
| Funny he’s UCLA. \n\nHe reminded me of a roommate who was finance at USC. |
| If you trade through someone like Schwab or Fidelity, they have their own system. I use Schwab's ThinkorSwim. |
| Someone downvoted you and I think their hard drive should be investigated. |
| My buddy and I still text that to each other 10 years later and it’s always funny |
| You heard him folks, Dow is going to go 25% yoy for the next 3 years straight |
| I started buying yesterday. Will likely continue next week. \n\nPraying this was the dip of a lifetime. |
| I have a friend who makes 1M in revenue for her business\n\nShe thinks I brag. Sigh |
| They had to say that. Ain’t no way it’s released this year they literally fired the dev team a couple months ago |
| Not an otter, but I had a ferret that turned my life upside down for a week until I could convince the breeder to take his defective stock back, so I'd recommend a puppy with the understanding that your life for the next 20 years now revolves around its needs. |
| He was trying to say the paper money will turn into toilet paper then eventually everything in price will double. |
| I have a river otter in my pond and it do be pretty cute. \n\nI'm mad at my beaver tho. It keeps chopping down trees, I even planted a bunch of willow tree saplings for it, and it ate them too |
| Yeah you can. Just ignore the poors |
| very helpful.... ALL IN TSLA PUT MONDAY! |
| It doubles and the dollar value splits in half |
| Chart traders crack me up. Saving for a laugh on a shitty day. Thank you for that, sir. |
| He sat there for days watching it go up n down |
| i feel like this sub has missed best play ytd BA |
| i did $210ish |
| Still not enough to justify a $25 Billion market cap |
| Yeah, I wake up and go to work with the knowledge that our government is run by child sex traffickers. \n\n\nI guess everyone else must be too. |
| 😂 |
| Finally someone with some sense in this thread!🚀🔥 |
| Something something broken clock |
| You’re over here talking about making over 100% and are gloating about 15% on a volatile asset. Like you’re the epitome of retarded |
| Few |
| Klaus Schwap: you will own nothing and be happy |
| Sir, the internet coin is going down again. |
| Ok share your returns for the past 5 years so we can compare . Happy to share mine. |
| taco said stonk market would double and I fully trust him\n\nI have 0 reasons why he would lie to me, rr-right guys? |
| Day trading is a lonely life\n\nCan't talk about my p/l without people thinking it’s bragging |
| Yesterday I bought puts and I’m short CRWV. My very best indicator the market will drop next week is that I feel today like I made a horrible mistake and was totally wrong. Those always pay off. It’s the ones where I feel good about my strategy that I get my face ripped off. |
| as long as they are growing then just sit on it. The stock market loves high growth tech companies |
| What's with all these posters showing positions with shares lmao |
| Ofc it’s like skateboarding or boxing. |
| Here comes the market astrology people |
| One year ago they werent involved in AI. It wouldnt have looked like as an attractive company to invest in |
| The market does not care what you think |
| Well then I guess retards make more money cause I’m up 15% on my new BTC positions LOL |
| They weren't involved in the AI space one year ago. Its was only in August they started getting into it, and it turned out to be a goldmine for them especially when they got lucky with the memory shortage hitting that sector. |
| You guys realize it’s insulting us, right? |
| That's why r/DraftKingsDiscussion is everywhere. |
| astrology for men |
| My paper account is down too |
| Here in Europe a whole bunch of people are in hot water over it, might even sink the UK gov’t \n\nMeanwhile in the US, nothing. Bizarre |
Ad revenue increased 75% year-over-year to $690 million\n\n Just a moment... investor.redditinc.com |
| lol it’s even worse when you consider macroeconomic influences |
| That's sorta how the entire thing works. Keep creating new distractions each week. \n\nFor instance, did we ever hear anything else about the suicide bomber 1/1/25 in NOLA? How about the suicide cybertruck bomber in Las Vegas on 1/2/25?\n\nAnything else on the military helicopter that crashed into the passenger jet on 1/3/25?\n\n \nNo? Perfect.\n\nOnto the next distraction. |
| https://preview.redd.it/l35kxrucl2ig1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ee53bd7362ea501ff08e5cf9dfe0db94da19609\n\nGo cry pussy Calls it is |
| Jolt data and unemployment data came in\n\n(And also everyone trying to trade the E list - which is dumb because no company or person will be punished) |
| Sorry bro don’t you know bears r fuk? |
| If you think this time is the same as last times you’re actually a retard |
| Well, yeah, but have they tried building more data centers? |
| Market cap? |
| TTWO confirmed that summer 2026 marketing for GTA VI will begin, which could coincide with the next major trailer ahead of the Nov. 19, 2026 release |
| Right now people are paying for profitability and not growth. This will run its course until people realize that Coke’s PE is higher than META. Once it is clear that profitable cos don’t grow as fast as their multiple then there will be a great rotation back to paying for growth. Right now I am slowly building positions in growth (ex mag 7) as I know I am not smart enough to buy exactly at the bottom. Every trend always runs its course, the key is to never over pay |
| Agree that just using TA is not the smartest of moves, but I'd say there is an element of weight to it given all the BS that's currently going on. \n\nThe plates can and do always spin longer than people think though. One things for sure....it will create a lot of bag holders when it does eventually happen |
| Bers mentally prepering for green dildos inside them next week |
| https://preview.redd.it/yusolsc3l2ig1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15ac85d1c825cb19f8b340f176d350c09f1e0975\n\nLet him cook |
| INVESTING! |
| Yeah the market is gonna inverse you bud, don't get me wrong we deserve another liberation day, but it won't happen yet not until either this fat orange leaves office or he declares civil war. Until then don't be like other bers and lose your shirt.\n\nAnd your astrology gay lines don't mean anything in this market environment where a tweet can send it up or down. |
| Now onto the next leg down! |
| Cmon baby, give us a doji on dat 100sma |
| This right here. I saw this happen with META, ended up holding a large bag for 3 months. Saw again with MSFT. Sometimes the wait will literally last 45 days (META). \n\nLet the market confirm it first and then make the move. |
| Hyperinflationary is the word I think |
| [EL $0 EL, imagine.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1nwuyfy/comment/nhkxhf3/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| they're all woke libtards mmmmhhhhhhhhmmm |
| Not paying attention to the news anymore somehow works. |
| >It just seems like we are incredibly far (like eons) from human intelligence.\n\nThis. And this is also where the comparison doesn't fit: The internet was never far from revolutionizing the whole economy. It took some time, but that was mainly because of infrastructural problems like expensive, slow hardware and slow connections et cetera |
| I prefer to day trade on the 1 second charts.\n\nVery good for my heart valves. |
| 5 of them really desperately want to form a type of business model that if that happen will be the mean of their "products" decay. \n1 of them is selling the shovels. \n1 of them can survive without that movement and might even more profitable without that type of business model. |
| Otters are just big weasels. In real life they're pretty nasty. |
| Gambling is a hobby of sorts |
| In a perfect world, yes. But their margins are extremely thin as is. Their revenue for 2025 was 54.441BN, 2024 53.309B, and 2023 52.881BN. Despite this their gross profits for those three years were: 3.562BN, 3.627BN, and 2.631BN. \n\nI touch on beef primarily because it is their largest source of revenue, $5771 vs poultry at 4212 and prepared at 2673. |
| That’s your upper lip, homie. |
| Might as well be reading tea leaves |
| Chart squiggler |
| Does anyone think about Maximum Overdrive during all of this technology and AI talk? Do you think we will one day have a BattleBots show that aren’t remote controlled? |
| Two things can be true at the same time:\n\n1. Pharma companies are *dicks.*\n2. Developing drugs is an *incredibly* difficult process that requires the tightly coordinated work of hundreds of very very smart people for multiple years with only a slim chance of success in the end. \n\nThe successful drugs pay for the tens of thousands of unsuccessful ones. |
| It means nobody clicks on reddit ads. And even if they did, people here don't have any money to spend. |
| I still dont know why things cratered Monday thru Thursday. |
| Last week was a brutal deleveraging. |
| Buts its not a bubble until capex hits 100 trillion |
| Thank fuck I got in to gold last october and have been milking the living shit out it daily since. Shit just prints money and it's so easy to trade both up and down |
| I was able to train a 6900xtx on my own artwork. \n\nAnd run it locally. \n\n\nI hated it because it makes all the mistakes I normally make. \n\nI can also run deepseek locally, and mod tf out of it.\nI'm going to make either a robotic GLADOS or a Billy bass run my smart house. \n\nCant wait for it to lock me outside |
| Sure buddy. Now get back to work. |
| Fear the 4 Nines. 😱 |
| Chinese tech and energy companies in the CSI 300/500 will absolutely moon this year. Xi is going balls deep on independence in those two sectors and the innovation here is off the charts. \n \nRead the party’s 15th five year plan, don’t take it from me. Explicit language about supporting company growth in biotech, semiconductors, green energy. This IS financial advice you donkeys. \n \nStarted DCA into a few ETFs with my REN MIN BI |
| Kinda shocked that more people aren't talking about the Fundrise Innovation Fund's proposal to convert to a publicly-traded fund with ticker VCX. Almost all the big name IPOs for this year are already available via the innovation fund, which should be listed on the NYSE by March 2026. \n\nTop 10 VCX holdings are Databricks, Anthropic, OpenAI, Anduril, Ramp, SpaceX, Epic Games, Flock Safety, dbt, and Vanta.\n\nAs Fundrise puts it, VCX is a "public fund for private markets." It's ground breaking so there are a lot of haters and confusion, but I'm building out r/VCX_Fundrise to capture all the details. |
| But they are so adorable in these YouTube shorts |
| So more calls, got it |
| >I think it’s different this time...\n\nNo reason for it to be different this time. |
| Come with me to the moon brother |
| I just realized SPY +1.9% and RDDT -7% on good earnings\n\nWhat this mean? |
| I'd rather go back to sleep. See ya Sunday night |
| Really does smell like bitch in here |
| You're an idiot |
| Otters have stink glands, so I'd go with a lizard |
| I remember seeing this play for the first time early teens and being struck by a sense of my own mortality. Damn, will never forgetti. |
| Yeah but the color of the flames are a bit alarming presently |
| Post in a place where 90% have been dumping money into sp voo calls etc and ofc you will be shunned. But the real 🏳️🌈🐻know what’s coming, it’s over |
| Another reason $0 is coming |
| I think Fastly will be my gamble calls this week (and DKNG my gamble puts) 😎🚀 |
| I’m between getting an otter or a puppy as my new pet 😇 |
| Ah so it could go down but could also go up. Got it |
| The truth is what no one knows |
| Nonetheless, examining a broad market index from purely technicals is… retarded |
| Crypto market always open, if youre desperate\n\n\n/// I hate the crypto market//// |
| pp |
| Tylenol American numbers are through the roof, all my friends kids only eat chicken nuggies. You are absolutely cooked |
| That's is naive 🤷♂️ |
| But the risk upside on that exposure is pointing in a very good direction this year. High risk, high reward. |
| The syndrome is up but the gains are down |
| Price action, support, break out ... Pure bullshit\n\nStop right now |
| Niga I’ve been in this sub for 10 years and idk who you are |
| Can’t believe people are still invested in this. All you ever see is loss porn. Learn people. |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/zXy5QIwFWA\n\n\nSee If he truly loves you he will make it happen |
| once the whole ai debt bubble pops, compute will be so cheap that the average person will be able to run, build and train AI locally.\n\nFor AI to become a major Industry the current AI CAPEX bubble has to pop while Local AI models swoop in to address the market gap.\n\nFor once compute is cheap, the research and development can well and truly accelerate while healthy market competition forces companies to produce high quality AI models and do cross-industry automation projects and sign cross-industry automation deals rather than wasting all that AI compute on content farms and chasing diminishing returns via scaling. |
| CrayolaView |
| A graph! \n📈 |
| I can hear that cackling laugh of his 😂 |
| It's just a start |
| Did you see the one email where Jeffrey got a yemen prince out of the country because he was about to go to jail, and it worked\n\n\nDude is just living free after killing a girl |
| And that is why we are reaching the bottom. Typical bottom indicating comment. When BTC reaches lows people start commenting “Oh it’s going to 0”, “It isn’t useful”, however, when it’s going to $120k: “BTC is a safe heaven”, “BTC is the future asset”. It’s all Macro cycles, Crypto Fear Index was at 5 (Extreme Fear) yesterday; previous Extreme Fears were at April lows. Before that was 2022 during Covid, and 2019. All were during lows followed by green dildos to a new ATH. |
| MAGIC INTERNET MONIEZ |
| 🌽 prolly gonna crash this 🅱️eekend like it does every 🅱️eekend |
| Nothing solid just speculation. Nothing confirmed. It does scare me though. I think it’s somewhat credible although without Nvidia or Mu confirmation I’d lean more just rumors. |
| No positions, no all-time port screenshots. |
| I was gonna say there’s not a lot to be bullish on right now lol. Mango man can kill any rally whenever he doesn’t get his wheaties in the morning |
| You forgot the gigachad. |
| Because people like making money.. That's it. |
| Tf am I looking at. |
| Close above 615 and all that is invalidated and we enter trap phase before real drop\n\nU welcome |
| Iono about ending obesity, most of the time it’s a self induced problem. Homelessness would be great to tackle |
| my thing is why 65 calls that was a huge reach i ended up getting 43 calls which made more sense |
| Wouldn't they just charge more, and maintain the same margins? Not understanding this.\n\n\nAlso don't they make the majority of their money on chicken and prepackaged Ready-to-eat foods? You didn't mention those? Sounds like they would do well by cutting some of their beef line, and focusing on the profitability of chicken. |
| Nobody knows |
| You're not wrong. I sold a few months ago but keep the chart up because it's like a heartbeat of current events. Whenever there's a big spike you know something big happened and good or bad before even checking the news. |
| It’s not suppressed\n\nAlgos just don’t wanna buy a stock where mods gets a high from perma banning it’s users |
| Hahahaha, brilliant |
| Perfect day if the market was open |
| I hope not, it's the only currency my drug dealer accepts that isn't cash. |
| I don't have 50mil yet, but I have a CAGR of 112% for several years. |
| Perfect day for the market to be open |
| Reddit said on Thursday that the average daily number of people who visited a page on its website grew 19% from the previous year to 121.4 million. While that growth did beat Wall Street estimates, it compares with a gain of 39% in the same period a year earlier.\n\nSome prefer to stay on the sidelines until we get further confidence on user growth trajectory. |
| Soooooo sophisticated. Put the fries in the bag, Duan |
| Whales are dumping their holdings and moving funds to offshore accounts before their names are found in the files. |
| I love that this bot just responds to regards who build word forts. 5/7 trolling. |
| Reddit’s forward price/earnings ratio is 34.9 times, significantly lower than 215.6 times one year ago. |
| I feel u man, webull has decent fundamentals n i like their products. I almost got into this stock but what stopped me was the negative sentiment on this stock. But most importantly, i think this company will keep getting hammered on due to the fact that it was originally created n based out of China. Despite them relocating outside of China n reassuring that all data is secured, they’re still not getting the just love from investors.\n\nThis is too bad cus I think the company is great. \n\nFor that reason, if i had the stock, id harvest loss cus right now there r plenty of amazing opportunities. I did mistakes in the past to hold long on great companies undervalued, but sentiment was negative for years. Missed great returns cus of that.\n\nHopefully that helps |
| Oh look a scholar🤓 |
| You're not hot shit buddy. Show your 50mil portfolio or stfu |
| Their products didn't have clinical trials. So that limits what they can do and say/advertising. |
| 100hrs to study bitcoin lol |
| Alexa, play with my balls |
| Adderall / Ritalin |
| Is losing money on options considered a hobby? |
| [Why don't you guys ever listen to me? So ronery](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qwxduy/comment/o3uul0e/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/k0v3fqjsh2ig1.png?width=553&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d65ebbf17e6a26b01d704e7ca4b23338c8d045e\n\n |
| I’m sure you’re a looker |
| "The OG's will know me" - the Oppressed GayBears? |
| The East Indian companies make the mag 7 blush |
| Let the ghey ber weekend doom begin |
| probably the correct move given my trading history. |
| It’s simple, you give money to Saylor, he gets rich. |
| That’s because tech was a large part of everything but that changed the last 2 weeks. |
| Look up the NECC disaster.\n\n\nCompounding probably shouldn't be done at this scale.\n\n\nPuts? |
| Money printer back on. Tariffs will prolly get nixed from Supreme Court. S&P back to ATH |
| Tldr but a lot of paragraph and use of Jargon words. I'm in |
| This guy holds, so much hopium here |
| I really hope no one bought back in on Friday. The market is gonna crash on Monday, based on the current movement of 🌽 |
| you trade without looking where giant price reversals have happened before? |
| Bought calls. |
| 🌽 is the market now whether you want to throw tantrums about it or not. |
| It’s still the preferred payment for pedophiles, and there are horrible images baked into the blockchain. |
| What the actual fuck |
| I’m worried about this but at same time I’m thinking it’s China junk memory. I don’t think it’ll offset AI structure but maybe help the average poor with DDR4 memory. |
| Yes Q"s more\n\nTbh BTC tracks everything |
| It’s 75% bullshit and 25% true because enough people believe the same TA |
| thank you for your service |
| Nope, but stock price can go down while the company still making bank due to less of profit and more capex? |
| BTC tracks the Qs, not SPY. |
| Here I lie awake, alone, sullenly wanting, altogether dejected.\nO casino, where art thou? |
| In a similar situation. What's your plan? I'm just holding and laughing. |
| *provided proper position management, stop losses etc |
| Who made money on Froday? |
| BTC moves are based on catalysts like news\n\nIt literally doesn't go up by itself |
| They aren’t profitable though. Only Apple is. The rest of them have decided to forfeit the next 10 years of profits to build data centers |
| 😂😂😂 no medical advice in the casino |
| Strong comeback. Strong everything. I will keep believing drawing lines on the graph cannot predict the future direction of the graph. |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: TSN\n\n Direction: Down\n\n Prognosis: Buy $55 Puts\n\n Catalyst: Smallest cattle herd since 1951\n\n Meme: Where's the beef? |
| What about when spy is closed |
| Btc vision is internet currency not shops. For what it’s worth it actually works well as internet currency imo. |
| Tim curry is a treasure |
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| You'd think BTC would go up because it's a digital currency and COVID forces people to use their laptop more |
| Will the mag 7 really crash while being the most profitable companies to ever exist on earth? |
| Does anyone know if the semianalysis article on MU being excludes from rubin is credible? |
| Good morning🥱 |
| My drug dealer doesn't accept gold, only cash and btc. |
| Show us your P&L from last year and total portfolio value |
| Rofl if you even try to speak the way people do in this sub in the rest of Reddit you’re done, the internet as a whole these days is soft as shit. Everyone has a hot take that that everyone agrees with, anything outside of that gets you a brigade of people with room temp iqs that think everything should be free. |
| Perma ban because you commented on some weak ass sub that you were banned from, but was still in your feed. And of course the mods of that sub were cucks. |
| We will rally till Nasdaq hits 120k in 2029, then small correction to 100k and 200k till 2031. Easy |
| Nah, just pedophiles |
| No\n\nBTC may mimic SPY. Not the other way around |
| Yeh tech stocks are doing great right now. Nothing to see here. Nevrr been stronger. |
| Hello. |
| I like PL at this price |
| i mean no traces so it is easier to laundering money. |
| Stick to astrology there are idiots that believe in that crap |
| Can’t even use the app anymore or they’ll catch me again. |
| My average is $45 but I only own one share. lol had a few hundred at $17 but sold them all. |
| Literally every shop must accept gold as a currency dumbass. They just don’t advertise it |
| All those words and pictures just to be regarded and wrong. Ouch |
| Trump wanted the USA HOT!!! |
| Lol this is disaster |
| Swing trading mebe |
| Wilderness Girls |
| believe it or not, calls |
| Thank you for your service. Bullish |
| Of course it doesn't always work, you only need 55% on a coinflip to beat the casino for millions. |
| I have seen more shops in my life that accept btc rather than gold. |
| All on black |
| The last time the market dumped was because the dollar was debasing. |
| Ah, come on, that’s being disingenuous. Technical analysis indicates probabilities but it doesn’t always work. |
| Ah yes, "chart reading." The original "watch your wallet" grift. also hearty lol @ 7mo old account |
| Nothing in markets is "easily predictable". Using a single moving average as a decisive line is way too simplistic. |
| Is space stocks still a good buy |
| This market isn’t being held up by Robinhood dip buyers praying at the 100DMA. It’s being held up by $600B+ in AI capex, earnings revisions that can’t keep up, and funds that have to own this stuff or underperform.\n\n\n\nSideways chop ≠ distribution. This is absorption. Big money doesn’t FOMO tops, they buy while everyone’s bored and arguing over lines on a chart. If this was a real breakdown, price wouldn’t keep snapping back every time sellers try to push it.\n\n\n\n“Support becomes resistance” only works when there’s a crowd trapped and panicking. Who’s trapped here? Funds with 5-year mandates and cash printers? Lol. They don’t care about your breakeven line.\n\n\n\nNasdaq vs SPY divergence? Cool story. In every growth bull ever, SPY plays boomer anchor while tech reloads. SPY holding its 100DMA is not a short signal, it’s the market saying “relax.”\n\n\n\nBuffett Ratio screaming overvalued? Yeah, it screamed that for years last cycle too. GDP math doesn’t price AI buildouts, and margins aren’t mean-reverting when demand is structural. Valuation only matters after earnings stop exploding.\n\n\n\nShorting QQQ at the 100DMA is cute, but it’s also how you get vaporized when Jensen coughs on a mic or some hyperscaler bumps capex guidance by 5%. One gap up and those puts go to zero while you refresh Yahoo Finance in disbelief.\n\n\n\nTL;DR:\n\nThis is a capex + earnings market, not a vibes + liquidity market. Until earnings crack or the money actually stops, drawing lines and yelling “correction” is just cosplay trading. |
| Peter is another name for wiener |
| I'll ask Gemini for trade information (not advice), mostly hard figures, such as what the expected move is for a company; and I catch it starting with yesterdays close or last week's half the time. |
| btc plummet 40% of Ath while Qqq is at Ath.. |
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| That's not true. \n\nI'm broke as fuck |
| Like the back of my hand |
| I'm going to assume you've never been exposed to the concept of the discounted value of expected cash flows |
| You will recover by Monday. To the moon! |
| Bet. |
| Yea. This is my 5th, that’s why I said it. |
| My third leg is always down 😭 |
| Money printer is running on 1,000.\n\nUS and Japan print to buy each other's bonds. No real bond buyers. \n\nWhatever you do you can't hold cash |
| https://preview.redd.it/8hy19qa7f2ig1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fba7f5fce073a25a09c295cffb5684e090009999 |
| OT14 aka IV aka CV aka... |
| The tell for me is how he claims premonition but only comes out after the fact with his evidence. Every technical analyst I’ve seen is white until their model works, and THEN they come out and cheer themselves on to the world. |
| CPER! |
| Can you track the most retarded WSB users and post their names? |
| The world is always on fire |
| My CAGR has been 112% for the past 8 years. That's actually weak compared to my mentor Kristjan Kullamaggie who broke over 200% CAGR using technical trading. |
| Hey guys this stock that shot up in value and collapsed just shot up in value again! Let's go all in! |
| Goodluck to you. Im picking up Itm 2028 calls |
| If btc plummets, its taking tech with it. That seems obvious from last week tbh |
| I feel this. I’m on my fourth. And my original account had a nice custom flair… Reddit bans for the absolute weakest shit. |
| It just stops working |
| There’s absolutely zero reason to believe it’s going to go up any meaningful amount. Liquidity literally proved last month that gold is still the dollar hedge and no one takes BTC seriously |
| Imagine having every resource at your fingertips and still being this much of an absolute tool shed. |
| corn = coin\n\nJust a dump meme joke. |
| Chinese memory companies are about to open the Ram printer(TM) and drop RAM prices hard via filling the market gap that Sam Altman created in his idiocy.\n\nCXMT and YMTC to be specific. |
| No one cares, won't do much. Only those weird YouTube people will lose |
| is this happening in the booth of a diner in full view of the public lol? respect |
| I swear all these lines can literally be titled to any angle that fits any narrative LOL. Technical analysis is one big bloody fugazi. |
| I promise I make more money than you. But believe what you wish. |
| Explaining high frequency automated trades by sophisticated algos with human psychology lol. Sure OG man |
| OT14 aka IV aka CV aka...\n\nI mean we could do this all day. If you know you know.\n\nEDIT: HOLY SHIT MY OT14 ACCOUNT IS UNBANNED! I'M BACK!\n\nu/OptionsTrader14 |
| I got into this yesterday - think it definitely has a lot more room to run - basically involved with all the hyperscalers… |
| They need to redo the rules, or at least make it clear. Seems we're at the will of whatever mod. |
| I think the drop on BTC from ATH to “newer low” is about 50% (-+10%). During 2021, BTC got hit by covid which caused an additional -50%. I think we’re close to the bottom now, my theory is that it’ll chop sideways for sometime before going back to a newer ATH. Especially with who’s in office, I think it’s different this time unless indexes enter a bear market. |
| This is my favorite thing I’ve ever seen |
| Triggered. I feel personally attacked. |
| Let’s go! Doing the same! |
| It works though, it's always worked. All I care about is making money, not appearing smart about "macroeconomics." |
| I threw equal weighting into all of these AKA the WSB regard index ™️\n\nLast year returns were 72%. Let’s ride |
| 3million in the capital one high yield savings account would be a 105k annual salary in interest. You would basically never have to work, or trade for that matter, again |
| Bro, I won't even use a glass someone's drunk out of without washing it with detergent first |
| 😂 |
| it's not down a lot. look at MSFT, that's down faaaaar more. |
| you think some financial advisor is going to compete with this level of trading? you'd need an active hedge fund and because they have huge aums, you'd get good stock trades (maybe) and have 10-20% per year. |
| Yea but look at that 1.93% green. If you do it every day, you gonna be rich |
| lemme guess you have a boner for american oligarchs. man they even did the same with twitter when your beloved musk bought it |
| Ur worried about a mag 7 stock going up 20$ lol |
| Don't worry, as human beings we did and will continue doing stupid things throughout our lives. Just make sure you keep the level of stupidness under control every time. |
| True. Probs still way overvalued tbf though |
| doesnt look like he ever risked more than 3k, so he's prob up a good amount still |
| I've always known $0 will happen |
| The future is now old man.\n\nThe lack of regulation will cause this to be a whole new bubble on top of the everything bubble. |
| How does one become antichrist anyways? I mean, Peter Thiel |
| Enhance... |
| How well do you know the 63 people you had sex with last night? |
| Great stuff for my toilet break! |
| Damn, I thought Tim Curry died a while ago. He is still kicking. Good for him |
| Pretty sure they lied\n\nTarget doesn't fuck around with cameras |
| Is 33% dow, 34% vxus, 33% schd a great portfolio to crush the mag 7 in performance? |
| Next leg down lol - bro the man in the White House is bullish as a motherfucker and will do almost anything to be remembered as an economics genius, even to the point of drastically debasing the dollar. There's always fluctuations, drawdowns and sectoral rotation, but anyone who gets caught up in your mumbo jumbo will likely underperform the SPY. |
| ″I'm undefeated in picking winning stocks″\n\nDon't think you can say that anymore buddy. |
| lol. Ok boomer |
| Considering the recent macroeconomic influences....I'd say it's you that's regarded 😂 |
| They say the more money you have the smaller your penis is. How small does it have to be once you hit 1 trilly? |
| Why that strike? |
| MSFT headed back to 450 end of month |
| https://preview.redd.it/n1add63xc2ig1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7236272bc04655548e891af65f6b280a869d4310 |
| Someone stole my bike accessories off my bike outside Target while I worked a shift there. I asked them to check to see if we could find the culprit and they told me the camera outside was a fake. They only care about whats going on inside. |
| \*Waymo has self driving robotaxies. \n\nFixed it for you. |
| Let me guess, “they” are fucking with you? Check under your bed for Bogdanoff tonight. |
| That’s weird. When I look at graphs they only seem to go up and to the right. |
| The world is on fire 🔥 |
| \n‘Muh bolinger bands are in retrograde’ |
| He made something impossible, merely late. The new FSD is objectively good. |
| That’s a good start on Buttcorn 🌽, just another -68k more to go |
| Should still be at least a millionaire then |
| I won't argue about the stock price and the company's unwillingness to evolve.\n\n\nBut in terms of payment methods, "paying with 2 clicks"? are you serious?\n\n\nPayPal's service is not intended to be used by impulse buyers like probably you and a bunch of social media zombies, but to offer a protection layer between serious buyers and businesses, where if anything goes really wrong you can open a dispute directly with them and get your money back.\n\n\nNo 2-click payment method offers that, they are just a link between you and your bank and were designed to "safely" squeeze the most money possible out of you, not to protect your interests. \n\n\nSo, I wish you are one of my customers one day, businesses need people like you to thrive. |
| Yo marther’s so fat…. |
| I have a ton of puts for next week. You think I’m too early? |
| I’m going all cash and keeping all the fucking pennies. Easy 300% return in 5 years |
| Ok, you can even bet on the 15 minutes BTC movement. I don't think you can outregard those regards |
| if you dont think rddt valuation is being structurally suppressed, you are an idiot |
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| Why qqq? Hasn’t that already showed its faults this week? |
| Cannot agree more mate , very well said! Last Friday is a pure example of this! |
| Pennies Pennies |
| Sorry you were down 50 %. I’m only down 13 %. |
| Criminal price |
| i think so |
| Up 1000% this month. Need a couple of more months like this |
| Behind the nearest Amazon warehouse |
| Prob on his 5th ban like a real OG |
| You guys ever look at a chart of 🌽 and just think damn, this shit is fucked |
| Yeah right |
| i dont like it, if SNDK tanks, MU tanks and google probably moves down 5%. \n\n\nYou got too much one sided exposure |
| Two inflation proof items were cocaine and pizza. |
| It's ok. Mr. Duan will soon be behind the counter of the local Wendy's slinging burgers and frosties. |
| I fully agree mate. His analysis is not even relevant. Analysis is made to September 25 so the narrative can work. \n\nThe buffet indicator is already down to “Overvalued” in February 26. Equities can stay in an Overvalued period for 10 years without a problem, as you can observe on the chart. \n\nFriday was great! Calls next week 🚀 \nTechnical Analysis is crap and should not weight more than 15-20% as part of your decision to buy or sell. Watch Anton Kriel on YouTube or other professional traders that worked in trading desks at the biggest banks and you will understand this better. \n\nGood luck |
| Yeah... the SpaceXXXAI does not make me hard. Such a sketchy merger. \n\nxAI limpeting on a somewhat healthy host makes my safety squints engage. |
| Locking your smart phone away. Or switching to a flip phone. |
| The literal anti-Midas |
| It’s just a phase |
| I will visit him under his covers and bust in his ass, yes. |
| Guy that thinks he's a 0.01% genius for doing what guys on podcasts tell him is my favorite flavor of regard. |
| TIL Target's security cameras are so good they can read the texts on your phone |
| Bro is a wealth advisor saying this too |
| Besides humanoid robots, batteries, solar, Teslas, and robo taxis; Tesla is also working on fabs, foundries with nickel and lithium already producing, and will almost certainly merge with spacex/xAI. |
| TA works until it doesn’t. |
| Nikkei will vaporize the mag7 even further in performance. |
| That's clear but why does it work? And most importantly, why can't i do the same? |
| Screenshot ur fking position pussy. So much fluff if you dont have 100% portfolio in ur thesis u r gay |
| Ritalin. |
| $9 an IPA , not hungover, up in the chat after years of being banned and man this place has gotten actually less regarded. People have obviously stepped away from here. And I get it, people can now AI image create AOC feet pics and it got boring. But I’m here to find out how we make money all well getting insanely regarded. |
| Im honestly not pretty enough to pull off that gig |
| Bring in hourly contracts \n\nShit would hit like crack for the first hour of the session |
| Real life too |
| Trading view |
| My technical algorithm has given u a 67% chance of failure (69-2) |
| https://preview.redd.it/5e3tat6wa2ig1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba65f8babdd1de7b4cd66d13c985440346e7f9da |
| Found one of the cryptards |
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| !banbet slv 10% 7d |
| Nortriptyline helps me with that and in addition, it activates a receptor in the brain to help heal stress induced hippocampus damage. Not a doctor though, I'd consult with one or with a psych. |
| It being banned was the buy signal. |
| Using the buffet indicator w last data from 30th September 2025? More than 4 months old data, current earnings season have lowered the indicator with Mag7 and multiple others now trading at much lower valuations lol. |
| What are the bullish macro narratives right now? |
| Yup, second this. Qs look like utter shit on the weekly |
| Pretty good. |
| LMAO |
| There is too much lines and stuff. |
| Lmfao |
| Great question. The answer is yes. You are covering his losses. |
| I'll also be even at 220 |
| Sativa |
| Next time use crayons gramps so the regards will understand. |
| shocking not completed regarded. try better next time |
| Its not predicting the future its a game of probabilities. You will probably have higher returns if know when risk/reward ratios are in your favor. |
| Honestly i think ego is the root of all evil. But money does buy ego for free. |
| Circles |
| If you can think of it you can probably bet on it |
| What exactly is the cure for deep procrastination? To the point where I KNOW I should be getting my shit together but I just refuse to do anything |
| I love how every reply leans boolish. Sort of reminds of the /tvtoohigh police. \n\nThe time to go all in is when stock ownership is ath and everyone is a cvna millionare. Do it!! \n\nSell your kidney if you have to. |
| 25% Google, 15% Nvidia, 15% Tesla, 15% eth 5% BTC the rest are tech stocks tsmc etc. |
| Are you a billionaire yet? |
| Gemini only. GPT had too man issues. I call it the carver now because it'll carve scripts up.\n\nI pay for raw tick data. I download trade and quote data t+1, use rust to stream and filter my own OHLCV data. Then process quote data for sweeps, pressure, ect. Also download options data for GEX and other things. Takes me 20 minutes a day to fetch and process in the morning. \n\nThe data helps but its up to you to turn it into something workable. Best I've done so far is an ER scanner for what may come next, and then a scanner in the works that needs a few tweaks. Its back tested with win rates for 5 and 10% moves within 15 days. Like HIMS 2 weeks ago.. alerted at 29 some dollars.... 74% chance 5% move, 52% 10% move in 15 days for puts. Its now under $20.\n\nBe prepared to spend money, get really frustrated, spend a lot of time working, tweaking, learning if you go down this road...\n\nI'm running a 7950x AMD, 128GB ddr5, 9100 samsung NVMe in raid 0 with direct lanes to CPU, Ubuntu, liquid cooling, 5090 RTX 32GB. Lots of backtesting, simulations, ect. |
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| Was Satoshi Jeffery? |
| Sure no worries, will take it on your wife's chest, just like she requested 😉. That OF PPV money will definitely help you blow up more money on far OTM calls. |
| NIL fucked up college sports. DraftKings fucked up pro sports. I'm starting to think that money really is the root of all evil. |
| SPY 700 is like the tren/dbol sterioded out market, it’s cool, my retirement looks hawt but you know that’s peak, after 2 years of twisted teas and a hormone dump we are right back to SPY 420 and where $20 isn’t seen as an insult anymore |
| Support on liberation day was found at Spy 500 QQQ 400 |
| Better than Cramer |
| I think a lot of the big banks and stuff are dumping it because of the E files. \n\nRetail will bag hold it until they die, so it probably won't go to 0 |
| Can I bet on what people will bet on the daily movement of eth? |
| 48% SNDK 40% MU 12% GOOGL, tell me this isn’t the most regarded |
| I think a simpler way of putting it is that there’s a rotation out of tech into other sectors that either got hit hard by tariff fears or are positioned to do well whether or not tech booms.\n\nThe fact that qqq couldn’t hit its previous ath before collapsing should be a giveaway. It would take all the software companies coming back and/or the mag 7 that are spending big for it to just come back to where it was a week ago. \n\nI think it’s safer to go long IWM and SPY but yes be cautious about QQQ popping off again. |
| Assuming there are delulu firms still having Crypto-base assets. \nYeah might have more "stocks sales off" in that case. \n |
| SURPRISE MOTHERFACKA |
| I feel this. I wear thrifty clothes and drive an ancient car. \n\nI do this because i have money, not because I don't. |
| Can someone plz post the Down's syndrome person in front of the chart. |
| Probably nerdwallet. Dude didn’t ever pick a single stock correctly and deleted his account |
| That is a rough drawdown, mixing shares with both puts and calls looks like it got caught in the chop |
| It would be more helpful to draw the future lines I think |
| On polymarket people bet on the daily movement of ETH. Regards always find a way to be regarded |
| 🥺🎃 nu-huh |
| This one ☝🏻 is gold haha |
| Guys... it was a dead cat bounce.? |
| My pedo friend sent me a file called pizza... Do I open it? \n\nHe said to give him 25k for his charity called 'I <3 kids' |
| So tldr calls? |
| Mr Beast that shit |
| Are you retarded in real life or just on the internet? |
| “The OGs will know me”- 7 month old account 🤣🤣 |
| I remember when you couldn’t talk about corn without being banned but the mods are gay and regarded so makes sense. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rec60iv292ig1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb9e448e70d7d20b88bd76a00f215473a2eb68b\n\nWho are you? |
| Ghislaine...would |
| Just buy long dated mstz calls each time it rallies |
| If love for it to be true but cryptography and distributed system development probably wasn't his forte |
| Everyone knows yamotha is satoshi |
| It’s likely that the BTC dump was engineered to coincide with MSTR earnings.\n\nCan one of the actual autists in the thread forensically investigate the mechanics and options flow around this hypothesis and get back to me? |
| Should have paid for her food and record it all for insta views |
| In the files he gets involved like five years after the creation and talks about contacting the creators and developers so he wasn't Satoshi |
| Didn't u hear, PDFs are cool now, trump does it so it must be amazing, I usually use Google docs but PDFs are cool too I guess |
| I've owned significant bitcoin since it was double digit prices, and trading MSTR since it was 10x lower than it is now. The time spent to get me to those positions was the most lucrative time I ever spent. What exactly is mythical about this? |
| Do you want any financial advice in the side? We are doing a special on bitcoin and bitcoin-treasury companies |
| Reliably predict price action.\n\nNo. |
| The point of usb-backed stablecoin is that you have some thing of equal value to USD, but without any restrictions or requirements that is attached to the actual USD. |
| Imagine the panic if 🌽 dives below 55k. |
| Yesterday, a woman next to me at the grocery store broke down crying over the price of food. |
| You're going to visit him undercover and try to bust his ass huh? |
| European military can't use any Microsoft product because they're full of NSA backdoors. Crazy how fast people have forgotten about the WikiLeaks revelations that the US spies more on its allies and citizens than its enemies. |
| I bought $MSFL for a 2 week hold. Should be right back to it's sweet spot of 425/share. Easy 10%! |
| congrats you drew some lines on your chart and completely ignored any and all macro or micro context |
| So what's your net worth? Are you a multi-millionare? Because you surely should be if you can read the charts and predict the future.\n\n \nThis shit is just astrology for men. |
| stay away from it, only buy it if you hate money |
| Can you hear me now! |
| Is that Epstein BTC theory already proven as fake? \n\nWould be pretty hilarious looking at all the crypto bros if their amazing asset was created be a p3do 🧃lmao |
| Sexbots are gonna kill the whole prostitution industry. And since Wendy’s are all closed we are gonna have to give handies behind the Bed, Bath & Beyond… wait…. Damn it…. There’s no place to make a decent living anymore but at least being homeless I can still look at this screen with unlimited porn and despair. So actually instead of Puts on the AI bubble. Calls on AAPL because I’m just gonna insulate my cardboard home and block out the road noise with the newest AirPods. |
| It's quiet in here when the americans are asleep |
| Freetaxusa, it's gotten to where it can do it automatically with the other investment tax form\n\nNot like last year where you had to type all your trades |
| You have it backwards. What's happening with bitcoin is a reflection of liquidity stress and firms selling for cash to cover other losses. It's the first thing to get tossed.\n\n\nWhat losses you say? Look Jan 30 gold and silver to start. |
| Bitcoin |
| Yep that is what is happening now with some 3D modeling |
| You're gonna want to file a section 69.420 first fellow regard |
| It makes perfect sense. It's a vehicle for known fraudster, Michael Saylor, to personally enrich himself. |
| 2 sentences in and I'm out already. Technical analysis is nonsense. |
| Surprise to see a fellow Singaporean~ |
| What was your previous OG account? Don't recognise this one |
| Thinking to file Section 475 to not have wash sales\n\nAny downsides?\n\nI have a 6 month win streak, 800 trades a day |
| MSTR makes no sense to me |
| My pedo friend was released from jail so I'm hoping to have wild parties on his island. But first, I'm gonna lie about it to everyone. |
| Lex Luthor is that you |
| So now I’m convinced that the dumbass press secretary manages to age a year after each press briefing. I think our previous consensus was that she looked 20 years older than she actually is, but now I’ll up that to 30. Plus I also think that stupid cross gets bigger the more lies she tells… |
| Nah, good luck out bribing big pharma |
| Why work harder when you can be a nanny living in their beautiful home living the life, while getting paid? |
| Lmao what is that giving called when you give someone a 100 billion but then take it right back? Classic NVDA |
| Damn pumpkin spice is disgusting. |
| #| ||\n\n#|| |_ |
| You really read the automod algo on this one. I’m actually impressed with your shitty story. |
| which two? |
| Gaybear |
| Yeah, don't worry Nikkei's gonna get inflated again. |
| Bag7 will bring down the rest of SPY with them for sure |
| Feels like this article is talking about me especially on charts. Which “proper software” would you recommend? Thanks |
| Sure, thanks Regardamus |
| Cue the ''gay ber'' and ''astrology for men''.\n\nBut anyone with 2 brain cells can see we are like coyote running up the air right now... Don't look down on the trillions in stocks and quadrillions in derivatives while GDP in western countries are only fueled on debt.\n\nPoint is this musical chairs can stay solvent in books longer than you can stay rational, your DTE is too short i guess. I'm still long for now, dips will be bought until complete liquidity exhaustion which doesn't seem on the menu.\n\nTight SL and timing reentries should be more capital efficient for now 🤷 |
| So how low are we going? It’s all happening soon. We see the writing on the Wall. Is SPY 420.69 the bottom? |
| He's cleaning plates in the back |
| It was actually because either the way you dress doesn't scream "I AM RICH" or just too suspicious of a guy who seems to have all the money of his not in the bank. |
| As someone who is long on tech, and all my positions in general, none of this should matter to me, but I learned the hard way you need to think long and short. If better prices are on the horizon it’s good to know before going all in. Analysis like this obviously has its limitations but I think it’s good to know because the more information you have, the better you can plan your entry. And overall, my vibez also tell me it’s a dead cat bounce on Friday and I won’t be surprised if next week dumps again |
| Yet the whole sub is a bunch of lemmings looking for the next growing overvalued tech stock, picking up crumbs ever closer to the AI bubble cliff |
| I am not sure you understood the "2-3 years Dagestan" to use as reference. |
| Gay |
| Banks do apparently |
| Rug pull ? |
| So there might be progress or not and the business case is irrelevant 😂🤡 |
| https://preview.redd.it/61trwv8o52ig1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a28f993b69136338d82ed90528699550cdbdc99 |
| There are positions only till feb 4th. I doubt this gambler still is sitting on 18k, seriously |
| In my experience: Gemini>Grok>Chatgpt for trading specifically. \nNot making the trades for me but for projections and quick calculations, it works really well once you fine-tune the prompt. If you don't tune it, every trade either is a lotto ticket where you lose your house or a "10 bagger", according to the bot. \nAlso, maximum 2 topics per conversation, or it starts hallucinating... ie: projection for S&P AND/OR impact of earnings of xyz. if you put a third topic in the mix, you'll witness some real Looney Tunes shit, both in paid and not paid versions. \n\nmore than once Gemini has impressively predicted XSP day close from the first couple hours of trading, +- 0.1%\n\nBonus: AI is the best way to gather market sentiment, news, leaks and reports and make something out of it, at least to someone as regarded as myself. |
| Congrats!!! I've been trying a similar strategy this year and it's been working out fairly well for me too so far. Controlled risk and discipline is the key. |
| Earlier than this mate. QQQ -15% by opex |
| Absolutely not. Maybe read this thread again. I never said there will be magical progress. My only point is that the business model is irrelevant for now. \n\nThere might be progress or not. That’s something one should learn about and evaluate the probability to risk before investing. But the business model is irrelevant to the investment at this point. That’s why I disagree with your argument based on “no profitability and no road it to”. It’s simply irrelevant and I have shown you why. \n\nWhether you and I think there will be progress or not is a whole other conversation. So don’t deflect and try to prove I’m wrong about something else to save your lost point. |
| So many of the commenters enjoy losing money - thanks for the DD |
| Who gives a shit whether somebody is poor or rich. |
| ?? |
| I forgot the Event. Thx so i think, mu will Break 400$ before wednesday👍🏼 |
| this is the way |
| Why do people assume I'm poor? Had it happen a few times already that I went to the dentist and asked for small cosmetic changes, and every time they're like "Are you sure? I must warn you, it's going to cost about €70. Please take some time to think about is. I mean that chipped off tooth could stay perfectly like it is now."\n\nSame counts for my previous (small and cheap-ish) apartment. I had enough money to pay for it in cash instead of having to use mortgage, and the selling company immediately got anxious and suspicious when I said I'd like to pay in cash and said they wanted to do a background check on me with my bank (or authorities) first. Wtf? Why? |
| Depends. Do you have any money left to take his advice? If no, then yes. |
| Absolutely fucking retarded. Shocking. Let’s examine the S&P 500 and Nasdaq from purely technicals and not consider any macroeconomic influences. So fucking retarded |
| Calls it is... |
| Omg |
| That sounds contradictory going all in personally but warning clients off the same trade |
| Everything |
| As a matter of fact I've been working on LLM based trade tooling with auto order execution. In my paper account, after about a year, it's up 50%. After giving it access to an account with (a limited amount of) real money, it's down about 1%.\n\nEssentially, my approach is this:\n\n1. Give the LLM an initial prompt which includes current market summaries, current positions and portfolio values among other things\n\n2. Provide the LLM with extensive tooling for market analysis, stock discovery, reddit analysis tools (WSB sentiment isn't half bad...), general news tooling, as well as stock analysis tooling including price history.\n\n3. During the LLM run the LLM will analyze tickers and execute trades. The LLM then returns a summary of all it's completed analysis and trades as the output.\n\nThere are some issues with coherency, i.e getting the LLM to remember previous trades and executing future decisions based on that. The account with real money is fairly cash restricted which makes the trader very hesitant to actually make any trades.\n\nRecently, the trader has also lamented about the volatility, and liquidated most assets due to the cash restriction.\n\nAnother problem which is **very** annoying is exchange selection. At least IBKR's smart order routing is fairly terrible using their gateway. Eg, when the LLM wanted to purchase ASML, IBKR decided to route that over NASDAQ instead of Euronext while also providing EUR as the purchase currency, obviously resulting in an error. A couple more issues arise with European ETFs which get routed incorrectly by the gateway.\n\nOverall, the concept works, but tooling is difficult to get right. |
| Yessir |
| So tomorrow Japan’s general election can decide Monday trend？ |
| I think you've spent more time being a self hating racist |
| That sub is cringey af rn |
| Maybe someday I’ll see you on a warm desert evening, on a train bound for nowhere. We can share some whisky and a cigarette and talk about life. |
| That guy is down my entire lifesavings haha |
| Im with you on this and purchased puts already but I’ve been retarded in the past so we’ll see |
| So how the hell you end up with -1 position on your put lmao |
| All that risk for lunch money |
| enough excitment, boredom is good |
| Yes |
| ARE YOU A GENIUS? |
| Safety is for pu**ies i guess |
| Your entire thesis is built on “there will suddenly be magical progress of which there is no sign as of yet”.\n\nChips have been profitable from early on. Bad example, again. |
| How are my SLV poots looking? Is there any beat I can hear? |
| “Chat I want rich. How? Thank you.” |
| Can we detach from btc completely already \n\nJust tsunami all the leverage and get this over with |
| You get one more green day. That's the best I can do. |
| Anyone here actually make money? |
| Again. There doesn’t need to be a road to profitability YET. Also your whole narrative of LLMs have hit a performance and efficiency ceiling is so simplistic it’s actually kind of funny. \n Your whole thesis is based on NO innovation. Yea no shit Sherlock, if there is no innovation then it’s not profitable now or will ever be. Like literally every industry start up ever. lol. \n Chip industry has hit ceilings every couple of years for the past 50. It’s still the most important industry in the world. People found a way, new architectures, new processes. This is the exact same thing. Maybe it’ll fail. But not because the business model doesn’t exist or they are burning cash. But because they can’t continue to innovate. |
| You already k”no”w |
| It’s stock is dropping because they have a shit product, we just implemented it here for its main purpose ‘Vulnerability Management’, couldn’t even show every application that’s installed on a device. |
| I went balls deep in to QQQ puts at close. Lets see how this works out. |
| not enough crayons. calls |
| What an epic ride from 200k to 3M! I wonder how much leverage did you use. 5x?\n\nAnd, how could you get margin called with 3M cash? XLE didn't even drop that much... |
| We just made it to pre-slump. Some way to go up still. |
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| I don’t know how you come out of this situation, but I know what it’s like to be a gambler. I had nowhere near the credit to obtain 80k but over the last 10 years I have amassed more than 10k debt from trying to “flip” options which is just a losing gambling game. The best flip I had was my last 50 turned to 5k on AAL call options during the pandemic recovery. I then flipped that to 12k over an AAPL call play. I then started venturing into TSLA calls and got emotional and it turned into your exact same trade. (Lost it all). All while I was doing this, I told myself I would really love to leave the “casino” take these profits and learn how to just trade basic stocks. I got too greedy and now I’m back to learning stocks. I see you’re learning too. The fact that you said, “Alright let’s try 100 shares this time instead, shows recovery. I even downgraded my account to remove options privileges. Options will NOT be our downfall in 2026. I pray for your recovery brother. |
| Imagine buying mstr puts. Closed mine Wednesday\n\nIt was very obvious btc was going to bounce off 60k mstr is just leveraged btc you are forgetting it doesn’t matter how shit mstr is the price will still go up\n\nI think you are cooked on your puts man next time don’t be late to the party |
| It's retarded. Takes one to know one. |
| So Amazon has only gone up 25% YTD? 😞 |
| Do you have a specific workflow? Or just dump anything you grab and ad-hoc asking ChatGPT to explain? |
| Everything bounced off of key levels the last 36 hours.. BTC was 60K, SPX was 6725.\n\nThe big questions is - Will it hold those levels. |
| bro tried to give me "financial advice" LMAO u have a physics degree working full time front desk at a clinic, i am in school changing careers and just working part time. go figure urself out first LMAO |
| Good strategy just sell low and buy high🤣 |
| Should. Would. |
| This is not WBS I remember from Benjamin's vids.\n\nWhat happened to this thing? |
| bitcoin has value to people scamming, evading taxes, money laundering, selling drugs etc.. It allows them to move money around much more easily. |
| I’m an Aries. |
| I feel kind of done with trusting futes |
| . |
| Remember folks, only crypto bros truly understand bitcoin |
| Hello fellow apes, any predictions for monday's open? Had a wank yet? |
| all relief rallies are short lived ... |
| Yeah, I requested ChatGPT to advise me 8 ETF’s with a prognosed return of 8% annually with low risk. Used 5 of the 8, 2 are doing very well. Other two had so little returns, I sold them off. Must say it was goldmines and tech. So nothing spectacular. The aggregate bonds I sold of, low risk little return. Probably to reduce the risk, but with no returns I can also let it just sit on my bank account |
| Sold at 97k before it went to 126k then back down to 63k I ain’t too mad now lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/p3niyxy612ig1.jpeg?width=1254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbf835916911f7c47bfc809e0453807001ba65b2 |
| Also bought shares from tenable, they have good earnings in a field which will be more and more meaningfull. Guess the Market IS to hard and ITS hardly oversold |
| It is interesting, because I agree the AI hype is worthless, but sort of get the comparisons. The problem is that it seems like we are funding AI as though we are certain that it will surpass human intelligence and *soon*, even though it currently cannot add two single-digit integers together correctly.\n\nIt just seems like we are incredibly far (like eons) from human intelligence. I wonder how much it seemed reasonable to think "these lightbulbs will last longer."\n\nEither way, when google dumps a trillion dollars into AI and then agrees to give it to apple for 1 billion/year, I think the value is clear. |
| Suck it |
| That retard is a chronic buy high sell low manic |
| Look at all you retarded weekend warrior bag holders, esptein coin tanking again💀 goodluck holding your pdf stocks aka mag 7 |
| Went all in on HIMS calls thursday, not a good decision |
| Observation: I’ve found that high performers in my workplace are able to effectively use current AI (LLM) offerings to increase their productivity by 5-10x on some tasks (but maybe only 10% on others). These individuals thrive on adapting to change, view it as a tool and nothing more, and I think that is why they’ve been so successful in integrating LLMs into their workflow. \n\nInterestingly, our lower performers can’t quite figure out how to use LLMs or refuse to use them for one reason or another (some out of principle; others because they are less IT savvy). I also think that some jobs benefit much less (or not at all) from LLMs.\n\nEveryone is entitled to their opinion, but to watch the right person use AI in the right way at the right job to achieve a 10x increase in productivity is a beautiful thing. |
| There is some truth to this.\n\nI work at Big Tech and advise many startups. AI replaces about 5-10% of code and still makes a lot of mistakes. \n\nIt cannot code much at big companies because it’s not trained on their existing code. \n\nIf you’re building something from scratch, AI is just pulling code from google searches to generate code for you with better structure. AI wasn’t needed if you could google correctly and adapt the structure. In fact optimized google is likely what the current GenAI is.\n\nThere is a lot of hype about the capabilities of AI as it pulls billions in funding for leaders and visible people. So why not? Follow the money - no one wants less of it, so AI is great.\n\nIn fact i don’t think AI can even fully replace engineers even after 10 or 20 years. Just help them 50% from the current 10%. |
| Are you fucking stupid? Everybody knows the line only goes up. |
| retard at work peeping at my phone while im filling an order, says im addicted and regarded for trading when mango can just dump the market with one post, looks like someone is salty on missing out on the dip LMAO RETARD |
| https://preview.redd.it/sjv4riwt02ig1.png?width=777&format=png&auto=webp&s=18c5704af9dff7d6b1eccb295d5cb6debe554f70 |
| Glad ill still be able to burn trees creating memes on ChatGPT in the desert |
| 😂😂 |
| "You missed your last chance to buy corn for less than $70,000." Cryptards literally 8 hours ago. |
| llolllllllllllllllll |
| https://preview.redd.it/bdmoszkm02ig1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9236efbb53c8b7888fb0f51d69ab73918b28e8b6\n\nHow OP looks rn |
| If you look at the price action of MDY and AVUV, you’d be surprised people are still bearish.\n\nBer r fuk |
| Ass blasting |
| You must be french |
| Sold my MSTR puts for a loss as corn was going up. |
| Why the fuck would you buy puts???????? |
| For me we go out to nice restaurants when we want, get nice things for our house, and pay for extra education and camps for our daughter. Our expenses used to be 80k back in 2026 but they are double that now. We did a frugal month and we could spend much less, but we’re at a point now where we don’t want to. We’re not out there buying boats and watches, but we want to live a confortable life while not thinking about budgets. So our nest egg target moves from 2.4m to 6m, which imo, in the grand scheme of things, is basically the same number. I’ll work for an extra 7 years or so to get there |
| Sure do |
| He wrote like: You guys are not that smart as me... |
| Thanks for sharing! Have you considered futures? |
| If you had 3m your living expenses would rise |
| Ok |
| When Kid Rock said Bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy, I felt that! |
| My crypto bro colleague was absolutely insufferable yesterday (he brought at around $80.000) |
| Market has been range bound since August/September basically. Sniffs 7000 and pukes. Sniffs 6700 and pukes the other way. Ole Fat Cuck been predicting S&P 7000 for three years now |
| Coming fro a gambler is ironic af |
| boring ass week |
| You lost me at bear |
| from your lips to 🌽's ears |
| AMZN leaps with the remaining money. Dont be stupid. \nAint no way that you wont be profitable in 2028 with such stocks... |
| Difference is that consumers have always paid for light. LLMs have been commoditized (by subsidizing market-grabs) so fast that no one will ever pay for them.\n\nBetter comparison: cartels subsidizing a "new crack" for all the school kids only to find out 5 years later that the stuff is not addictive at all |
| Actually doing some actual due diligence this week end. |
| Diversify…. |
| Make your self puke then chug some water. Thank me in the am |
| I mean you can expect to get a 10x in a year without a risk of 1/5 imo |
| It stays down this low for too long and we might be watching a bank fail over some upcoming weekend? |
| Smart money buys when the masses sell, and sells when the masses buy. You waited to long to buy it. |
| >replaced call centers with AI slop \nI worked in the call center setup and maintenance industry, and this alone saves companies billions.\n\nHiding their phone number, That FAQ or chatbot you need to pass before you can even talk to a person? Thats all designed for you to "help yourself" or straight up give up. Every call they don't have to handle saves them money, and at the numbers some receive, a lot of money.\n\nJust putting an other hurdle between you and a person they have to pay is worth billions.\n\nOn no, they don't care if you get what you need or not. They only care about the shitty surveys you fill in at the end. |
| OH shit IM busted! |
| Eventually replacing milions of people global wide will cut costs in giant companies. Maybe we are still 10 years away but all spendings will pay off at some point |
| > around 10 billion in profit \n\nLol there is no profit, its revenue. They are actually losing billions. They say they won’t be profitable at least till 2029-2030. And that is if they actually find a way to make AI profitable. \n\nNobody is making any profit except Nvidia. \n\nThis whole bubble is based on the idea that if we let AI companies burn enough money somehow the digital god called AGI / ASI will emerge. \n\nIts pure speculation. |
| surely MSTR will go down on monday right |
| Tomorrow when I wake up, corn might be below 60k |
| WSB is straight retarded. Can anybody gain anything from being here other than entertainment? |
| Great reference |
| next leg down ?, are you a doctor ? |
| I would love this algo + profit part, but not the blacksite one… |
| Nice colored lines pussy |
| The bet isn't on current LLM AI, they're betting on AGI (Artificial General Intelligence), AI that's basically at least human level and capable of doing and learning anything a human can. \n_That_ would be a multi trillion dollar industry, and whomever gets there first is likely to decimate their competitors and rule industry for the foreseeable future. \nPersonally I doubt AGI is feasible on the current path (but I've myself have been wrong many a time in the past), so I personally expect stuff to pop at some point when it's clear that the current investments aren't going to pan out to AGI level within a reasonable timeframe. |
| Not always true. There are a ton of technologies where growth is logarithmic. |
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| AI is overrated. But let me tell you one thing. AI is fucking awesome for college. I just made my research with a few prompts. And since I am lazy, I ran it through an AI model cross checked with a different AI model, ran it on a third AI model. All free models. I have 15 pages of material written by AI. I had to read a paper, which I did, but I asked AI to summarize it because I didn't know what the fuck they were talking about. I formed a position. Asked AI to establish my position and reinforce it with sources. It took like an hour. I asked all AI models to verify cross test and stress test my positions. I submitted the shit. \n\n \nFor basic shit like this it's great. My school said that all I have to do is maintain control that my voice is the dominant voice and I'm here like a director telling AI models add this, add that, no, I don't like that direction, fix it. Make it more juicy. Give me more details. \n\n \nExpect more AI produced material to hit everything from Youtube, research, medicine, science, etc. If I was young and I didn't know what to do with life, I would ask AI to make me youtube content and then record myself doing just that. Choose a topic. Get AI generated content. Read the shit to youtube. Post. Profit. \n\n \nYou want to be a financial advisor? Sure. Just add not financial advice at the end. Medicine expert? Go for it. Coding expert? You are nothing more than a puppet collecting a check on this model. Forget your degree and pointless jobs.\n\n \nThis is not real advice. I'm a veteran using my GI bill for housing money. |
| Technology is technology. AI is part of technology and the internet is also technology. Without the internet, AI would never be a thing. All of technology grows exponentially. Its not a subjective thing. |
| Maybe you’re just not a curious person… simple as that. |
| If you want an honest answer, you have to move past the mask that **Reinforcement Learning from Human Feedback (RLHF) enforces on LLM's.** Once you are past that, you will understand exactly why AI companies are pushing as hard as they possibly can. |
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| Sounds like you’re eluding to deepseek being really good which means AI is good….sooo….. |
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| Everything you just said is information I already knew and in no way proves he had any relationship with Satoshi or the creation of the Bitcoin, but this is clearly a circular discussion with someone who unfortunately has convinced themselves in probably a number of insane conspiracy theories, so I'll just let this one be. |
| If we could get rid of all the grifters like Elon and Scam Altman from the economy, I am sure that capital would be allocated better for the benefits of everyone, including investors. |
| The thing is that not every technology has exponential growth. Some just reach a plateau, some just vanish... and AI is not the internet 🤷♂️ |
| jerking my hog |
| Bump 🤣 |
| I can’t answer that question for you right now. Technology has always grown exponentially. What you’re asking me is equivalent to asking what will the exponential growth in Websites or computers be back in 2000? I’m not an inventor nor someone who is contributing to this growth, but did u think that when computers and websites were created that we’d have this type of technology 25 years later? I don’t think so. As fas as I know we could literally be getting humanoid robots or even uploaded intelligence in the future. |
| It's less about AI and more about the job delinquency rate sky rocketing.\n\nAnd you're correct on Friday the markets experienced desperate fomo-ing across the board. |
| Definitely not iren lmao they just had only 17m in ai datacenter revenue. Nbis tho looks good |
| You bought at generational highs |
| So dumb |
| I build my own dashboard with live alerts, up-to-date BE, profit levels, etc. I'm not a coder so AI helps me tremendously creating it with Python, connecting APIs, websockets, etc |
| I see the same selling patterns again in BTC as earlier this week.\n\nAggressive. |
| the light bulb was not the railroad and the internet was not the lightbulb… |
| You already have a bet going - HOOD to 130.0 before 05-Mar-2026 09:30 AM -05 |
| !banbet I'm back on track boysss |
| Like web3.0 🤡 |
| Dibs on red |
| This assumes that you are some who makes dumb trades. I doubt that many people on this subreddit fall into that category |
| maybe it takes him that long to read. |
| Let me know what you do next!! |
| “Just more 6 months bro!!!”, for the past 3 years |
| Yup. Literally any other index is up, dow jones and vxus being up big. |
| Oh I see, someone is heavily invested in AI and was hit by a reality check and got a bit emotional…\nKeep your emotional blunter for when the next deepseek-like model comes out and everything crashes again |
| We prefer to |
| Drunk and hangover (get buttermilk or hangover shot in est Manhattan) buddies goto sleep. Monday will define you. |
| What will the exponential growth in AI be? AGI? Why are you so sure that all this will pay off? |
| So, what are you people up to this weekend? |
| There is no scenario on this planet in which AI will provide any net good to humanity. It will be (and is) used to make the average human''s life more difficult, more invasive, more expensive, and less private. AI is being used to auto reject health insurance claims, reject job applicants, raise grocery store prices, create AI slop online, run dragnet AI-powered surveillance tech sold to the government by private corporations (flock, Palantir), run dynamic pricing algorithms to both find and charge consumers the absolute highest amount of money someone is willing to pay for a product or service, generate extremely real-looking (but fake) videos of people saying and doing things they in fact, did not say or do, putting scores of people in a variety of industries out of work, causing utility prices to rise for the average American when these ridiculous data centers are being built, and, probably worst of all, is creating a world in which it is becoming, if not already, a world where finding out and determining what is real is nearly an impossible task to undergo. \n\nAI does not and will not ever provide a net benefit to humanity. For-profit corporations will make more money and cut costs using it, and governments can better surveil on their citizens.\n\nYou cannot hold non-conscious intelligence accountable. |
| Just realized the Nasdaq hasn't made any gains since september... |
| The code is as bad as the feverish dreams displayed by the first generated pics and videos.\n\nGive it few months to get things better, and learn how to weld 'cause our jobs are soon gone. |
| If btc ends the weekend low 60s again stocks will be dumping on Monday. |
| Bitcoin? Yep. |
| Don't let them troll you. He knows that it's not the same |
| Is it possible to learn this power? \n\n |
| This is exactly how Scam Altman would reply here to justify spending trillions for hardware wearing out in 5 years for fullfilling empty promises\nBut no worries, maybe you‘ll get your deepseek moment soon again |
| LLMs hit a ceiling 1 year ago. The whole “AI” labelling is deceiving. There is no road to profitability, hence all the cash spent is burned. But some investors have got / will get rich, while most will hold the ashes. |
| Gonna use this when my boss asks me what I do all day |
| Class fuckin film. Reference made my day. Thanks |
| What's the point of all these flimsy comparisons? AI is not a light bulb. AI is also not the internet or railroads. Not even close. And all the infrastructure is much more expensive compared to electrical poles |
| I love the starting capital at ~700 and a goal of ~000,000 are they taking notes from openAI massive increase from $0 of benefits to $00,000,000,000 in just a few years? |
| >It simply does not make sense to me how people can be investing into OpenAI, Anthropic and all these other AI companies for getting nothing back in return\n\nThey got something in return: stock profits. The investment will be sold pretty fast once shit hit the fan, though. It's a (relatively) short-lived hype |
| I suppose just undoing the ytd loss of 3.4% would do that. So yeah you're probably right. |
| deez nuts in your ass. |
| It’s like ray-ee-ain on your wedding day. |
| He states that his wife is dumb but given the recent trades he did, he is way more dumber than her and he is right tho giving the tickers he went into. |
| Do you have an argument to go with that or are you just saying “leveraging debt for growth is bad if it crosses 800bn” with zero references or reasons? |
| bro got triggered at wsb |
| that‘s me. |
| Shits weak! |
| Personally I would place my bets on hood…but I know nothin |
| the burry narratives have melted this poor kid's brain. zero critical thinking ability. |
| #“In 10 years bro, promise! Just give me $800bn annually now!” 🤡 |
| Looks like you also don't get the hype about paragraphs. You should try it! |
| I was sad that my full port for the January month was only up 6% instead of 14% (cus holding too long and some bad picks)\n\n\nThen I come to this subreddit and instantly feel glad I'm not some degenerate gambler |
| What a steal RDDT is at those prices man, so happy to be able to build a position |
| You're doing fine, way too many people use AI for duck debugging without realising it and attribute the success to the chatbot instead of their own reflection |
| fake money is crashing again |
| Not if you’re spending $800bn on it annually, basically all your generated cash. |
| He will be laughing when one mstr share is worth a million dollars.\n\nBitcoin will grow 30% a year assuming a fair value today of 90k for the next 10 years, then slowly start only growing at 20% a year. Still more than enough to be the best performing asset in the history of the world. |
| … or the mag 7 will just grow 2% |
| That’s literally how every dominating tech company starts though. If your aim is to be the dominating artificial brain of the entire world and that goal is actually on track then the business case is largely irrelevant for a looooong time. |
| I missed the negative sign on that put. |
| Character development |
| https://preview.redd.it/tg0wd9mqu1ig1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01ce42fc03e6afbc13808a68a26ad46984ccebdb\n\nNice H&S there atm btw |
| Damn bro i feel you im down $57 on VOO 🥀\n\nEdit: was |
| After some rough searching and according to bureau of labor, theres roughly 100mn white collar workers in the US, the total costs per worker is about 100k usd (not just salary but time off, insurance etc). so total costs of white collar worker annually is about 10tn. if you assume that AI can replace even 10% of that, thats a 1tn labor cost saving, if AI providers can charge 10% of the labor cost for that cost savings, thats a ROI of about 10% on the 1 tn capex spent so far and thats only accounting for US workers. |
| Don’t post on Reddit, especially not WSB, if you can’t rise above insulting comments that disagree with you. The only one sensitive here is you🥀 |
| “you mean you actually need to type for the internet to work? weak.” |
| Just put it in VOO bro 🥀 |
| WDC |
| Oh look, someone i getting a bit sensitive when hit with facts.\nIt‘s called hype and overvaluation if you ever heard these words.\nGo back cry to your mum |
| Everyone’s port should be 50% IREN and 50% Nebius. SASS will never trade at high multiples again |
| They aren’t investing for today’s technology it’s for 10 years in the future The winning companies will likely be the next generations magnificent 7 regardless of if we’re in a bubble |
| lol |
| Few will diamond hand when they're down 30%, but that level of resolve is necessary to make it big. |
| A me say Aaaaaa AI come and me wanna go home |
| 😭 |
| Up until now, if you wanted someone to instantly come up with wrong answers and tell you how great you were, you had to be an executive. AI is democratizing that idea, at the low low price of a half dozen car batteries thrown into the ocean per sycophancy. |
| I agree with you to some extent. But AI has transformed the world, or at least the digital sphere and the way we get answers to our questions and learn. \n If you just look back a couple of years before the ChatGPT surge things were incredibly different in those aspects. These changes come with growth pains and also a lot of slop and failures. \n the dot com bust didn’t mean the internet wasn’t the next big thing. There will be a contraction of the field at some point, essential players with solid businesses will survive. \n It took Google years to even find a way to be profitable and then some more to be. And just like that open AI is spending to be the artificial brain of the world. The sheer power of that makes the current business model side irrelevant. It quite literally doesn’t matter what it costs or brings in at the moment as long as that goal stays within reach. |
| This dumbass post is how you know the median age in this sub is 14 |
| Or maybe not. No signs of profitability yet, only moving goal posts. |
| You can buy literally any other index (barring qqq) to get better performance. |
| I think Cringe might be a Girl |
| I remember retards like you when palantir was five dollars a share 😂 |
| BREAKING NEWS: 🌽 JUST DROPPED DOWN TO 60K TRADING RIGHT NOW, THE BIGGEST DROP SINCE 2020 |
| Gambling is for losers |
| Absolutely not. The mag 7 won't grow 1%. So the dow would have to rise 2% and mag 7 0% (both are unlikely) to push spy up 1%. |
| Just to let you know. The growth of technology is exponential not linear. So its not something thats going to wear out in 5-6 years, its going to get unimaginably better. I do agree that it is extremely overvalued and overhyped at the moment and its going to have its downfalls, but any sort of downfall won’t last for long. |
| Starting bright and early at McD. Looking forward to Saylor memes to keep me amused. |
| Guys this first light bulb is really dim and only lasts a couple minutes\n\nWhy are we building electrical poles to carry electricity around light bulbs will only ever provide a marginal increase over gas lamps |
| Nice hit |
| Yeah they launched a few months ago |
| We learned this in kindergarten |
| Mag 7 will definitely tumble again. Rest of the stock market will continue to rally. Is the best investment plan xmag plus vxus? |
| It improves. Like everything else, just imagine a website from the 00s. \n\nWe just found proof-of-concept for now that it works. Now the question is just if we can have it do things for good and control it. \n\nGive it time. Think about this post in 10 years. It‘s gonna age in some way. |
| No 3-4 years is a relatively new phenomenon when it comes to the law. You were clearly insinuating that this had been going on for a long time (20-30+ years) when it has not. |
| It may just be me being odd here, but I don't invest in anything I don't understand enough to give a lecture on. \n\nSo... if everyone were like me, then 99.99 of Wall Street would not invest in it. |
| Some people think the stock market is easy money. It's not...\n\nYou are tested at so many levels |
| Not a single foid in my life 😔 but at least I have you retards 😃 |
| Then you should try a reputable lab. There's a clear difference between Ozempic and compounded Semaglutide - unless you got it from a compounding pharmacy committing patent theft, which is an entirely different set of issues.\n\n\nLabs have already found additives in compounded formulas that don't exist in Ozempic. Labs have found different GLP-1 salts in compounded versions compared to Ozempic. |
| You sell your holdings for a possible loss. |
| I don't think it's fair to compare to industries that actually produce things. |
| Bitcoin: it do go down |
| All 3 are dead stocks.\n\nFullport sandisk. |
| I thought wsb was full of whales since I see so many 1m+ win posts? |
| Throw cash towards these 3 stocks and you'll 100% thank me later DE, EZN, and UTS |
| Because Medicare is going to cover Ozempic later in the year. |
| Yeah he got out and is the manager at Wendy's 😂 |
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| Your LEAPs are delayed gratification and we want loss pornography now |
| I would give you reddit gold for this comment, but I don't believe in the business model. |
| I wouldn’t even post this, peak embarrassment. Looks like you bought everything at the worst time. 3 for 3 atleast that’s something son |
| I told my financial adviser I take financial advise from sophisticated bankers from WSB Group and was up 25k YTD. He was impressed until he looked up what WSB really was then he dropped me as a client 🥹🥹🥹 |
| Lol Ive read and reread this several times trying to figure out how your wife ties into any of your investment decisions |
| What about EpiPen then? It costs less than $10 to manufacture today, was brought to market in 1987 and they were selling it for up to $600 at its peak in 2016, with Mylan posting sales of more than $1.5B in 2015. Designing the EpiPen cost, in their words “double digits in millions”, so even if it was 99 million, the cost has been more than recouped hundreds of times over. They are ripping off patients that need this drug literally to not die. |
| # LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Yeah post the prompt bud |
| The holy Trinity |
| Greenland is going to be the new Epstein Island. |
| Sell the wife. |
| # my wife is so fucking dumb but I lost so much money the last 2 weeks so I can't get another one atm. I think I will have to rebuild my finances over the next 5 years after that shitshow (I had most of my wealth in IBIT, UNH, PYPL, MSFT, LVMH) |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Did Michael burry just scam me money by paying for his email subscription? |
| It's a joke, you genius. |
| Ah the good old cognitive fallacy Illusion of Skill |
| I think his joke may have gone over your head |
| I’m no fan of corn but it’s hardly in the gutter, it’s only down 1-2k from yday |
| What am I supposed to do now |
| you thinking calls or puts? |
| I use Claude regularly to do research and advice me on trade after feeding him my volume profile levels |
| ASML |
| wondering the same, also how you decide to cut your losses? as soon as you are -30%? |
| S&P was up year 1, but the dollar was down. I think your comparison is a little too simplistic.\n\nGenerally, tax cuts boost the market. Apart from that, I think a President has limited influence. He can't control rate cuts at the Fed, or QE. Most of the things the President can do to impact the market are negative, not positive. |
| nice , you should have bought more |
| his positions are all in the post??\nhe just gambles 0dtes every day so he just bought a put after he saw the drawdown |
| So u went from $200k to $3M but now at $1.4M. Bro u still up big. Sell that shit and take a week vacation in Hawaii |
| Id hold bull and hims, you suck at stock picks so from here out maybe buy a few hundred dollars worth at a time and spread the purchase out over a few weeks or months even. \n\nAlso set up a stop loss |
| for horse racing which is a little more compact data set. I asked AI how I could account for outlier races where the most logical winner was upset by a higher odds horse. It recommended that I condense each outlier race into a compact data model and place that small bit of data (race type, distance, etc.) into a RAG. Then AI could check a race against the RAG data and try to provide those outlier horses. For horses this amounts to storing about 20 or so different pieces of data on a race. Placing them in a vector store and now using a RAG system to make selections for you. \n\nI suppose if you pulled your data together and the items you think go into moves in the market or stock you could set up a RAG system that you could check against. It would be a fairly large set of data and since you want historical data for each item you track. You need some generic way of including business events and geopolitical events so they wouldn't be too specific. But lets say you could pull together a weeks worth of this data and store it in a RAG. Have the RAG pull the 5 most similar weeks to what is going on presently. It may then be able to tell you the direction moving forward for each of those weeks and give you some sense of probability of where we might be headed today. \n\nBut this would be a big data use most likely and you would need access to a large historical database(s) to pull this together. |
| theres still some out there, theyre just hiding in closets |
| @grok is this guy retards? |
| Bangkok and Manila both have terrible traffic |
| Thailand is way cheaper |
| puts for ON then |
| How are u guys finding these stocks? This my first time seeing it. Damn |
| https://preview.redd.it/aejjn4c8p1ig1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=871f2c178abcf77b5fda6b9ee2be2def60dc0507 |
| bro got a phd in sniffing his own farts |
| Load the boat |
| A couple of my friends have lived in Thailand. They agreed that Thailand can turn people into absolute shitty human beings very quickly. They're glad that they left after a year or two.\n\nIn Thailand you will see some foreigners with jaundice having beer with their breakfast. They're literally drinking themselves to death. Plenty of foreigners get addicted to the drugs there as well. And when it comes to dating, it's super common for the foreign dude to treat his Thai girlfriend like crap. And it's super common for the Thai girlfriend/wife to rob the foreign dude.\n\nIf you learn Thai and hang out with Thai people, it's probably an incredible place to live. If you only speak English and hang out with other English speakers, you're gonna meet a lot of really shitty people. |
| I don’t believe you understood what my point was but that’s ok |
| TTWO for sure |
| DDOG calls or puts? |
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| Same - if you actually look at the Nasdaq pump, it's mostly just the NVDA rally.\n\nI bet you it's just a NVDA short squeeze/relief pump before dumping further.\n\nThe fact that GOOG and AMZN continued the dump meant that there's no renewed sentiment for American tech going forward. |
| Srs\n\nAmerican software is spyware , + the government shut off Microsoft accounts for a lot of specific EU parliament members when they voted to make a dude a war criminal. |
| Why not all 3 |
| We lost 50% of our net worth in the past 3 months but gained back 10% today! (Datacenters) |
| The only Great Depression is the one your dad feels because your a bear |
| China did it, \n\nEu is doing it, honestly unless something changes I do think it's a matter of time |
| Shit got real |
| He looks like a weeble |
| 3d printing |
| Agreed, machine learning doesn’t really work on the market as of now. Would probably require some whacky ensemble method to produce worse results than my 8 year old would get by picking at random |
| 52, I thought it was everyone else |
| If it was simple as analyzing earnings reports and applying economic theory, many more people would become millionaires trying to do this, but thats simply not the case.\n\nThe truth is in the price itself; focus on the price, cut out the noise as much as you can. |
| My money is on the phrase ‘extinction event’, again. How many times have we been extinct bro? My guess is none. Yet. |
| Takes many many years together get past the red tape and barriers to get the big old corporate contracts, even more so outside of the USA. Microsoft has entrenched itself for 20+ years now, itll be at least another 10 more before we see any other players entering (if at all). Everything moves very slowly in that space, and Google's track record of cutting it's own long-tail of services does not sit well with the risk aversed nature of corporate tech |
| You got shares. No rush. Bull and Hims ain’t gonna get delist anytime soon |
| I cannot decided MU Nvidea or AVGO ? |
| WTF is this bullshit? You can buy and take vitamin B12 separately. It will then mix in your body, anyway. No need to mix the drugs together. |
| I am building this with the initial intention sanity checking a setup I like and validating my own rules. Maybe it will become a scanner one day as well. Not an algo guy so no thought about that. |
| I grew a beard |
| r/unexpectedfactorial |
| No |
| Ew |
| No flair |
| True great strat! |
| Pain itself. Mind, you probs saved a fortune |
| Diversification is important. Never put all your eggs in one basket or industry. |
| If you don’t find farts funny, then you are a loser. Because you are choosing to have less joy in your life, with the same number of farts. |
| I was here the whole time just forced to watch from the cuck chair |
| Greater Depression is coming. And we are all there to watch its arrival. Insanity. |
| Looking forward to your future gains post! Good luck 🙏🏼 |
| He was a finoncier |
| Rubbish. Me too |
| Impressive - let’s make a come back |
| Hood and Coin will get slaughtered. |
| SPY |
| You have some catching up to do |
| what’s your win rate on these type of plays and is this your bread and butter trades? |
| So aguy I know who I met at a restaurant I go to for lunch on Fridays and I talk stocks sometime. He told me went hard into hims fubo figma and Netflix last few months. Didn't see him at the restaurant last few weeks . Hope he is ok. What a fucking retard |
| Good luck de-Americanizing when the US is leading the world in AI. Unless you want to trust Gyna's AI. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7caks466m1ig1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=807ef69d9afe5c3c3bb3c52b337e8921b2f801b2\n\nRDDT — high conviction, max volatility, vibes over P&L |
| In 🤣 |
| Are you actually serious or trolling? |
| Meanwhile everyone else is shitting bricks and licking wounds 😂 niece buddy |
| So, poor and unclean |
| Yes |
| The pass demands a loss. |
| These are the posts I check for „Promoted“ before clicking on them |
| Grey market.\n\nMost if not all compounded GLP1s are made in China based pharmaceutical and biotech companies. If you have a connect which isn’t really that hard to get and access to thousands of 3rd party testing groups based here in the US and intentionally how get their own COAs, you end up paying maybe $25 for a 30mg vial and that’s on the expensive side.\n\nIt took me half a day to figure this out. Bought Tirzeptide in November. Got 10 vials at 20mg and paid about $250 and that was waive. Just ordered 40mg vials few weeks ago for $230 so it ends up being about $2.30 = 1 mg.\n\nCompare that to Hime or EliLilly and NovoNordisk and it’s a no brainer. Make sure COAs are onit right and third party tested not just by the distributors themselves |
| Yep — AI works as a tool, not an autopilot.\n\nMost people I know who actually make money use it for screening + risk management, not predictions. Stuff like ChartScanner.ai to spot clean setups fast, then humans decide entries/exits. Anyone letting “AI trade for them” usually blows up. |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/XadJ4Vy8HG\n\nThis screw costs $250 to make. And is sold for $8k \n\nWhat do I long? |
| Hey so I actually did some 'research'. I hosted a finance rally where people could virtually invest 5k split between 5 stocks or funds. 4 out of 13 used AI to decide who to invest in. On average their portofolio grew 7% in 3 months. \n\nEven though they didn't actually earn anything they prove that using AI was kind of viable |
| Friday felt like a dead cat. Does anyone else just get that feeling? \n\nSure Thursday could have been a bit of a over reaction, but I honestly don't see a bright future for software when a free and open source ai can vibe code free versions of stuff. Especially since shitty vibe coding is about as good as most software currently (looking at you windows) \n\n+ most software is American and basically every country is trying to De-americanize their stuff. Imagine how much money is in the "next" YouTube or Facebook |
| Keep in mind tqqq is 3x! But know it wouldn’t increase your losses at the time of the call I think, you’re just liable to fall faster/more likely to get called |
| they'll kick you out of the Bacardi rum factory if you get too drunk. |
| Would you mind share an example how do you use it? \nWhat exactly do you ask? |
| Definitely one of the highlights. |
| Is that on the Wendy’s secret menu? |
| What are the side effects? |
| Is there a massive amount of stds there or something 😂 |
| Wait elon is a peeeedo too? |
| Does it not hallucinate when it analyzes reports? Every time I upload a doc in chat gpt and ask it questions, it makes up stuff that's not in there. Or am I doing something wrong? |
| Bills are already through the roof bro… |
| Weekend |
| Isn’t it bad everywhere in SEA? |
| The money supply only started increasing in the last 6 months of his term. He had 2 packages, the 2nd was right before he left office. Sleepy would have received the benefit of the 2nd stimulus and the 3rd stimulus that he passed once he took office. You've got a bit of revisionist history pal. Markets pumped because of tax cuts and deregulation. The same will happen now thanks to BBB if he can get out of his own way. |
| What you’re suggesting is a strict diet to those who have eaten themselves into being 250+ lbs. Everyone knows eat less is the answer and yet surprisingly everyone is not their ideal weight. |
| Indices barely took a dent from all the volatility.. Meanwhile Corn back in the gutter back where it belongs 💩🌽 |
| I'm asking for help from fellow autists who can actually, you know, answer particular questions.\n\nYou're telling me to look into people, I would. But I just don't care. I'm not as capital-coded as you guys. |
| They should have traded stocks and etfs like totally normal and not-a-degenerate people here |
| Take another one, you're unclean |
| SPY 700 literally guaranteed this week |
| Took a shower, water was wet |
| I had Strk in my kids account and sold it near the top and tossed it into open door and rode that wave. Pulled out with decent profit and went to purchase a new stock bit realizing I sent 5g back into open door. When I woke up in the morning the order has gone through and it was already sinking. Lmao |
| 100 hours? So like, 5 days? |
| # global equity following a $1.3T asset is wild |