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| SGD is real money, realer than USD |
| idk, out of my control man. Ima keep doing my best in my life. I was just answering the guys question to the best of my ability. Its irans storage they were refering too, he asked, I replied. |
| Do your homework please. Oil demand is increasing. Countries are rolling back stupid EV and green deadlines. Drill baby drill. |
| Nbis |
| WHY THE FUCK DO WE STILL USE OIL!!!! |
| UNH to $400? |
| 710 can’t be broke literally |
| 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Tesla and Amazon I like |
| the US betted its entire economy on spicy autocomplete and overpriced missiles, drones, fighter jets. |
| I have quite literally never clicked on a single reddit ad before in my life while being on here an unhealthy amount of the work day. |
| Tesla went public around 2010, so definitely not from the 90s. |
| It's from the Penguin Publishing who misunderstood what they were ordering? |
| Sir, this sub is for professional regards. Not investors. |
| But if spy up just .5% we could gain 300% |
| Imagine being that guys wife she’s been tryna divorce him for 10 years lol |
| I DECLARE V |
| Ah, thanks! |
| who tf cares about Trudeau?\n\nHe hasn't been PM for over a year |
| "invest in what you use" - Warren Boofus or some guy |
| Short dates gonna get iv crushed after tmr, would advise close those if it keeps flat |
| As a fellow Canadian options trading through Wealthsimple is so funny. Best of luck |
| This is the way. |
| #Chip stocks DRILLIN hard. AI is finished. LMAO🤌 |
| can cofirm, I am not participating. Am shitting rn |
| Nobody clicks on da ads man |
| Oil prices will be lower so the oil market will be bearish - maybe the Dow and S&P maybe bullish - but trump thanks inflation is at 1% |
| There a reason semis are getting obliterated or is it just profit taking after a massive run up |
| You can read messages? Congratz! |
| You guys have profits?? |
| 🤣 |
| All I want for my birthday tomorrow is some 22 inch wheels, a big booty hoe, a gold tooth. And Google 300, if Google goes to 300 I get all those things |
| Jfc be a better person man |
| LMAO🤌 |
| is CVS considered Healthcare? I guess for most of us poors, Robatussin and aspirin is the cure-all |
| It's basically a group of middle east country who have a gentlement agreement for their oil production. They all intentionally keep the production to a tense level in order to reduce global supply, whice increases the price of oil, therefore profit. |
| CVS won some regarded AI award and JPM upgraded UNH. Dunno if those are the real reasons, though. Not too surprised they move together; they have some sort of partnership. Some of the pharm/biotech stocks are up a bit today, too, but that might be defensive rotation, since other defensive sectors are also up. |
| He did WHAT?! Blasphemy. \n\nAnd thanks!!! |
| Noooo |
| Double middle fingers. |
| I wouldn't expect any consumer benefit. It really means more profit for the oil companies that now get optionality if there is demand destruction. |
| bullish |
| Why? Hood blew through the roof on last earning. |
| #AI trade is pretty much dead just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
| 7120 7130 bear spread wish me luck |
| Yea, that’s how 0dte works |
| So, calls? |
| Can we actually get a -1% day? or even better, -2%? |
| To all the mofos talking about buying the POET dip\n\nFUCK YOU REGARDS. I WAS RIGHT YOU FUCKING NERDS |
| From the new Iran proposal:\n\n\n\n“Iran’s latest proposal to end the war shifted the focus of negotiations from nuclear issues to the Strait of Hormuz but otherwise presented no new concessions” |
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| I've got like 2 remaining things I use ChatGPT for but I'm almost entirely on Claude now and will be unsubscribing from Chat shortly. |
| Wait y'all actually think the last 3 weeks wasn't the run up for earnings and we are actually going to keep going up after earnings? Like you don't really truly believe that do you? |
| If it drops through 709 look out below |
| With AI I totally agree with you, but data centers are being built regardless. We can only hope it's a chemotherapy |
| Can spy shit the bed already |
| Blocked the percentage bc he’s rich |
| LUMIX seems like it’s the best value out there rn in terms of specs and features for price and I am really sold on the custom LUTs. |
| SPY down 0.7% , WSB down 90% .\n\nClassic |
| We do |
| I’m balls deep in the advertisers |
| https://preview.redd.it/ph3h0nl99yxg1.png?width=648&format=png&auto=webp&s=41cbe7689471e3ab9906bebb81323ffab4f0017d\n\nWell, that's concerning. \n |
| What?! He sounds like a prick. I’m sorry you’re dealing with that that’s nuts |
| Corning man, I had hope 😩 |
| It's the poors who can't afford electric vehicles or solar panels and what not. |
| Damn bers |
| Anyone buying hood call? |
| try makin crispy tendies with no oil |
| Smells like dot com bubble. |
| Even if they don't, congress might "force" Mango to stop the war, which would allow him to blame it on the dems and save face with an off ramp there as well. |
| 😀been so long. 💃💃💃🤣 |
| I hope another storms chasers convoy later today, those nerds get riled up don't they |
| little pump up, mega dump down |
| My puts are printing! I picked a hell of a day to stop drinking. Lighting a J seems so much less celebratory. Especially since I’ll probably eat a whole pizza and go to bed after… |
| Earnings tomorrow is going to be the biggest sell-the-news event you will have ever seen. Alphabet, NVDA, Amazon, and Microsoft have almost always sold off after earnings recently. Just look it up. |
| "I don't understand how futures work and now need to take a shipment of oil?? I'm getting calls????" |
| Trudeau’a favorite day |
| just doesn't seem to rise. when AI is doing well, it dips. when AI is crashing, it dips. |
| Double rice please. |
| everytime you refresh reddit and scroll in these thread you're giving views to advertisers and might even click on their adds, yet all of you are not balls fucking deep in RDDT? |
| Why isn't Scamvana dumping more? |
| Aye nice hell yea. Good luck with your future endeavors! \n\nYour username reminded me that Guy Fieri got rid of the frosted tips and goatee and broke the internet for a day lmao |
| UAE's top exports are\n\n> crude oil (37.1% of total), gold (17.5%), processed petroleum oils (14.3%), petroleum gases (4.8%)\n\nthat's not looking super diversified... |
| NVDA why stop bringing down SPY |
| Spy under 710, generational dip buying opportunity. |
| ASTS just giving up like the writers on Dexter. 🧐 |
| Give me 680 tomorrow |
| Nice one. |
| Why doesn’t it go fucking down 😭 IWM crash I don’t even have puts I just wanna see it go down |
| This woke my cat up, and he is very concern |
| Not to 60s, but we'll see lower 80s for sure. |
| Maybe not that, but it can build workflows to help speed up operations, optimize energy outputs, make logistics even sharper, notify crew of any system disruptions earlier. |
| Probably but they aren't going to let the US take over their industry lmao. Are you crazy? That would be folding all of their cards and accepting westernification. |
| CAR 1000 confirmed |
| Regardium leviosa |
| Awesome day to be gay today |
| bruh i just wanna see a 1% day on spy |
| Now explain to me, why the fuck this bitch done pumped into close yesterday? |
| LMAO your portfolio went from 1% of its initial investment to a robust 2%. |
| To be fair it was 715 |
| #The CAR dump after earnings better be BIBLICAL |
| I think they will go down tomorrow also. We will start seeing them again on green on Thursday or after JPow’s speech tomorrow. Until then it’s gonna be gloomy.. |
| It'll have zero impact until the Iran conflict is over.\n\nOnce the conflict ends, it will likely add to the speed of the drop as speculation will be UAE will add in additional supply.\n\nLong-term? I think people think it's going to be good, but I think long-term oil investors would tell you it's more like it's going to play havoc with everything. OPEC is in some ways good for making the oil market relatively stable. Oil was already cheap enough. Before this happened, It had practically dropped to almost cost level for them to produce a barrel. Remember what happened the last time we had a race to the bottom on oil. |
| spy has 3 days to keep its pants on. the monthly is hanging on by literally 2 fn dollars. |
| I may do a month out on QQQ |
| J-Pow to bulls tomorrow - \n\n*Fuck your Calls, I've got you by the Balls!* |
| we hitting support or about to dump through a floor? |
| DiCaprio does a good job here, but I feel like so many of us feel this way about the world around us, that conjuring up this kind of emotion for that kind of scene would be easy for a lot of us. |
| GUH! as service |
| AXIOS WONT SAVE YOU TODAY BUL LMAO |
| Line go up |
| You sound dumb. Imagine just eating a salad with only vinegar. |
| Hey we’ve all been there, I could have been retired several times by now on ‘what if I just held’ |
| I fixed it. Fix market |
| Idk man. Dow is green and that's all taco cares about. |
| Everyone focused on big tech earnings tomorrow but I’m rdy for the ceo of chipotle to call me poor again |
| Why’d you circle my stocks? Asshole. |
| anyone get cucked by poet and the wife this week? |
| More annoyed at my PLTR on a day like today. It poops itself everyday, and bigly on days like today |
| One day I will buy a call or put and the very next moment the market will go in the direction of my contract. Won't be today, but one day |
| What if I bought more calls on Monday👀 |
| Yeah I’m over the money now. It’s whatever, I learned to accept it. I’m just trying to get myself out of this hole I dug myself into and actually enjoy my life. Thank you |
| You need a Cuban for a right roll, or some of the engineers I went to college with. |
| Sir. Now is not the time |
| aiight? |
| Ahh shit here we go 🤣 |
| option profit: 260% \n\n\nme: may i know you? |
| Ok if I time this dip I can be rich too |
| The key worry to the market right now is inflation and you think lower oil is a bad thing? |
| How are we still at 710? AI is a bubble (confirmed), Strait is still closed (confirmed), 1000 Trillion US debt (confirmed), we are really just holding on to hopes and dreams hmm? |
| I made thousands when I liquidated my calls last Friday |
| New interview out soon with Thomas Mika from POET revealing who the mysterious new 5 million order is from- Stay tuned😏 |
| It’s very awkward though for sure. He passively aggressively mentioned he can’t give me a good review if I leave. Like dude, I don’t care haha. |
| One has cancer and one slathers on makeup |
| should’ve bought $KO OTM calls instead of buying $SPOT otm calls at least it wasn’t too much |
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| How much is that in freedom dollars it’s hard to tell lol |
| 708 soon |
| Just curious, why now? |
| PLTR is a fckn pos 💩 |
| It's more of a long-term play. Everyone is going to go max capacity when they can store it and ship it. UAE wants to be able to independently determine production quotas and is using this as a good OPEC exit opportunity. \n\nBigger question is whether UAE will sell in something other than dollars. That could be a bad trend for us. |
| Investors? Possibly You! \n\nPrestige worldwi-wi-wi-wide. |
| this |
| 709? |
| Same. 🥭 is this your alter ego, Dementia Donnie? |
| Sorry it was a slow day at Wendy’s and I didn’t have much to put up |
| 🙋♂️ |
| Fantasy |
| I remember covid whip saws every other day. Market up 14% in 3 weeks without a 1% pull back |
| you're welcome, baby. go kick ass.❤️ |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| $70 hood puts fuck it |
| Tack gonna save us bulls and send us to 715 |
| More growth, where? More green, how? Long term supply, for who? \n\nAnswer these questions, please, Mr. Experienced global oil markets expert sir |
| well this was retarded |
| Why does everyone even care about oil? It doesn't even taste that good and bathing In it feels weird |
| Yes, many of us have hit rock bottom. At my lowest I just remember thinking "If I can survive this, I can survive anything." You're still young, plenty of time to reinvent yourself and get on the right track. |
| I gotta pay 46k to buy back those premiums, I will let it called away, if it hits and stays above 415$ |
| Damn, that’s old! |
| What sort of pussy is playing in a stock market where gains and losses are less than a percentage? I’m swinging 20-30% up and down and days like today means bye bye 80k for me. |
| Big wicky green candles tells me insiders gonna pump this |
| You're missing a big difference, Photoshop, sketch, etc weren't entrenched in the organization like Figma is. Figma is connected to Jira, to work flows, slack, teams, to coding tools, to share point, it holds components, designs, permissions, themes, versioned history, conversations of why something was designed, I mean the list goes on. It is not easy to swap out and it is far more complex to move on. It would probably take our organization a year to switch and there is no way they will do that. |
| I'm seeing a sideway trend at where it stands. |
| Indeed. Thanks |
| Why is reddit so weak |
| Bers - stop trying to shake me out of my positions. It ain’t gonna happen |
| And a lot more.. |
| i wonder wtf $HOOD gnna do |
| Thank you 🙏🏻 |
| This. |
| Im a big Panasonic LUMIX fan. I shoot on a LUMIX gh5ii and I think it’s an amazing camera for what it is. Really just depends on what you are trying to shoot but I think those are all solid choices. |
| The „dip“ which is 0.0075% below ATH? |
| This reminds me of valve opening credits |
| Everyones saving energy for tomorrow dude, its going to be crazy |
| Hold google they earnings ? Fuck ya mama didn't raise no bitch amazon to. |
| Yeah that dont sound cool at all. Like are we back in middle school studying english? |
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| If I were salaried it might be an issue. As a contract worker, I just stop working lol. My notice is in. It’s “notice” not permission at the end of the day lol. |
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| Tail as old as thyme |
| Bruh what you saying lol |
| No it wouldn’t it would drive prices down - more oil leaving the market = lower prices |
| Which earnings should I play today, and what should I buy |
| https://preview.redd.it/i0c5tk8i8yxg1.jpeg?width=231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fdb2d4a4a3875835e72361232e920e48fffd666 |
| What’s going on with healthcare sector ? CVS and UNH mooning |
| Oil almost at 100 tho |
| Qqq 652 next |
| Everybody here freaking out tells me we have more room to run ✅ |
| 0 impact on oil price while strait is closed.\n\nEven when it opens, assuming big ramp from UAE it'll take a long time before impact is noticeable.\n\nMaybe mid/late next year.\n\nAnd that's assuming this doesn't lead to more instability. |
| Thank you ❤️ |
| That jpeg makes me angry. |
| Its such a perfect encapsulation of USA |
| balls deep USO |
| Egyptian hieroglyphics |
| Haha I feel you. He knows I want out the legal game though so would call my bluff. It doesn’t matter though. I’ve effectively stopped all work so he doesn’t have to accept shit. I’m outtie! |
| This was a good day to sell my puts. I’m not messing with that anymore. You’re welcome, for the incoming crash. |
| Brother bears, we up 🐻🩸 |
| Their complaint was artificially low production quotas, so technically probably would lower the price, but nobody knows the real price of oil really anyways so... |
| Me when the person who sucks at English and uses for AI for everything is a fuck up |
| For sure. I'm long and DITM with NVDA. The timing just couldn't have been worse. |
| Your hat is not appropriate for this red day. It's too fancy. |
| 🥭 is years by 2 older.\nSorry, that doesn't make any sense. |
| Im 5 |
| Calls here again? For the 6th fake V pump today? |
| king charles will speak in congress, rule britannia! long king charles |
| that was strongly worded and showed deep concern for the issue like what else do you want??? |
| Like this correction and fluctuation of the stock going down won’t phase me. I think micron can go much higher and I’m in an advantageous position to sit it out and wait as I’m deep in the money and my option doesn’t expire until late 2027 |
| I think oil just volatile rn, but as soon as Hormuz is open, UAE will jump in with massive production and oil will go down to 60s. It’s all set up now with Iran offering the off-ramp. |
| Yes but after hours |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| that’d be me sir |
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| The Big Short |
| Holding spx puts @ 7175 and they printed but also picked up cheap Nasdaq calls (5 days and 1 month expiry for earnings or I’m case of taco)\n\nDo I cash in my puts or let both sides ride for the week? |
| i cashed out at 710 as well. Just doing a DCA now and have my 401ks |
| Another low volume day. |
| the pearl clutch heard ‘round the world |
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| openai missing revenue growth targets is what's driving nasdaq down. oil probably playing a role too with no end in sight for the hormuz blockage. |
| A Mexican lady was working at Chipotle, but couldn't roll my burrito worth shit. |
| AAPL and MSFT green and SPY red shows how much NVDA weighs on this market |
| Big yikes |
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| That’s what you regards get for buying a stocked called POET |
| Never. I always banbet on the downward direction, and it always goes up after that. It's just the way it is. |
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| NVDA still a good choice for long term. |
| Bols thought lmao |
| 🥭 talking about Charles like, I wish you were my daddy. Daddy love me I praised the Anglo Saxons |
| Where’s the taco tweet |
| Right, that's for sure |
| Ok but while we're talking about Iran right now, is not also Bahrain, Kuwait and UAE also in dire straits (pun intended) for overfilling their reserves and being forced to cap wells? Not to mention refinery capacity for all of those states have been absolutely crippled. This is a complete disaster already as if the damage to refineries across the entire Mideast is worse than being reported (which I'm pretty sure it is), then actual petroleum production is for at least several years stiffled. If the strait and the ability to get oil out stays closed for a few more weeks Iran won't be the only one capping wells from my understanding and the entire mid east crude supply may be shredded for decades to come. \n\nBut it's also believed that Iran has been getting multiple ships out the strait since the US blockade, so Iran may not be the one suffering soon from overproduction with no buyers. \n\nNow while this is indeed bad for everyone but the US you have 2 problems: US oil would become a global requirement and US oil companies are heavily profit driven. If it creates more profit to only marginally increase production here and export it vs keeping domestic prices low, I full on expect oil producers here to do just that. Also you still have Venezuela in play which I feel the US would use as a bargaining chip for markets (not even the producers need to be convinced anymore, we've gone from fake money to fake physical assets at this point) even if most the oil there is inaccessible or of lower quality. \n\nTL:DR we are fukd |
| Mom's Spaghetti |
| Mine was non-existent |
| It works for TSLA. |
| Yes there’s one day left on the notice. I have just stopped working at this point. He’s calling it a “leave of absence” 😂 \n\nFunny part about that leave is it’s never going to end… |
| In the situation where your boss is just like “nah youre staying” |
| Cashed out, good luck tomorrow everyone else |
| nvda needs to chill we still have msft, goog, and meta reporting |
| what a shitty day. Nobody makes money except option writer |
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| Watch… I may be regarded, but the US and Iran are going to make a deal |
| https://preview.redd.it/phmkddr48yxg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4b02da8c991be7708a75b2a8de5aef88335497f\n\n |
| I can do it for 50 |
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| Going to 0 EOW |
| Pour it in me, I'm as wide as the Caspian sea right now my boy, and ready to ferment this spunky treat in my hairy meatwallet |
| I am out on calls. You are welcome |
| help us out who..........if your talking about mango all his notes are written in crayon followed by pictures |
| Lisa should learn how to hype |
| In that situation or like generally? |
| UK Foreign Office: The ambassador was summoned in response to the Iranian embassy’s unacceptable and inflammatory comments on social media.\n\nfucking Europe lmao |
| someone turn the buy algorithm back on |
| What happeneduh bulls |
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| Mooooods |
| Tell him "rash is staying with the company thats not getting me any work to pay my bills. Either you accept this now or in two weeks I will be taking my work elsewhere. This isnt a negotiation unless you want to pay me to have one" |
| USO to $150 |
| Tell him, believe what you will but in 2 weeks reality happens |
| 🥭 Is older by 2 years. But looks the other way round lol |
| Wonder how this will impact oil:\n\nUAE leaves OPEC in blow to oil cartel amid war on Iran\n\nAnnouncement of May 1 exit comes as Gulf producers are already struggling to ship exports through the Strait of Hormuz.\n\nLike legitimately increase the price of oil, or decrease it. |
| What do you even do in that position? |
| I’m just playing papi jump with AAPL and SPY… is it back to SPY now? |
| I bought about the same amount around the same time but I sold it. 😭😭😭 |
| PUMP THE MARKET YOU CRAZY BASTARDS |
| I'm a bol but holy delusion |
| It can be worse. I am 43 with partner and kids. So the guilt is lot more. From 10 yrs trying to get out of this craziness. It's always 2 steps forward and 5 steps back. I lost couple millions. If you genuinely need advice:\n1. Accept losses and believe life gives opportunities eventually.\n2. Invest in your self.\n3. Don't try to recoup losses from market. That mindset just going to make the hole bigger\n4. Whatever is lost is lost. If you do the same things whats lost is going to be lot smaller than what will be lost in future\n5. Leave this sub and any similar influences. It completely rewires your brain to not contemplate the risks.\n\nGoodluck man. You are young and there will be good things to come in future. |
| Check my vajayjay (;) |
| I got banned once for saying retarded. Those were truly retarded times. |
| > cutting off all fossil fuel use just wouldn't cut it anymore\n\nIf we cut off all fossil fuel use right now, we'd be locking in about 2C of warming by 2100, which is bad but manageable. The remaining problem is dealing with the stock of CO2 in the atmosphere, but we have technology to do that. \n\n>AI is essentially going to be a chemotherapy. It will either accelerate our end or come up with a solution to undo what we've done.\n\nI don't understand this at all. AI will make it harder by demanding a lot of energy, it will absolutely not come up with a solution lmao. We know the solutions, the difficulty is people keep voting against them |
| ok boomer |
| Adbe isn’t going anywhere don’t listen to these retards |
| #'Iran expected to submit a revised peace proposal soon, sources say'- CNN\n\nthat's the pump signal |
| Sorry, I wasn't referring to it's uses in programming.\n\nIt doesn't create unique, and impactful design. And it never will. The way design and culture are not a good use case for them.\n\nThey can ape design in their data set, creating uninspiring work that's good enough for a lot of purposes. But that isn't going to be what we adopt as new and exciting.\n\nThere's a space between "they can do anything" and "they're all BS". |
| Calls are strictly for bulls. Any bhers seen with calls will be reversed immediately |
| POET going to $3. |
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| She knows you're a gambling addict. |
| This is great for consumers and businesses, if UAE has truly left and independent of OPEC this will increase competition and drive prices down! |
| Another bullshit day where nothing happens 🫠👌 |
| Yeah keeping my job it pays decent, but is soul crushing. Looking for a new gig, the tech job market is a little tough right now. I eat really healthy and workout religiously. Need to stop using THC vape pens to escape from my troubles for sure. Trying to stay strong 💪Thanks bro |
| Sold poots bought calls so it’s gonna dump |
| Send it IMO |
| I'm actually extremely easy going but my tolerance for stupidity is astonishingly low |
| i need this money too badly to lose |
| https://preview.redd.it/0xk0zzcw7yxg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a3fb3a5ff690bc83c09d11aa85714d5935f490 |
| Iran is going to make a deal, because they have to for their economy and the self preservation of the IRGC. US will invest billions in their oil infrastructure and lift sanctions in return. A new era in the Middle East beckons. Get your calls. |
| keep trying and try different things until you find stuff that works. cultivate relationships. don't give up on shaping your life into what you want. you don't control everything in the universe but you sure can affect the probabilities. grit determines success. and change up when things don't work. you can do it. |
| Sure keep deluding yourself |
| Wedge forming |
| Yaaay\n\nYOLO with Monopoly Money\n\nNice |
| Bulls lmao 🤣 |
| TER will blast off into space after earnings. |
| Scam Altman should post on Twitter calling him Enron Muskrat |
| Yesterday was to gain exit liquidity, today is to sell it off, and tomorrow is gonna theta til 2 when FOMC drops and we go up 2% on change over from "to late powell"(personally love the guy think he did awesome) to Kevin warsh, then earnings to send us up another 2% and we're back at new ATHs. |
| Not so free |
| This is like a crazy TACO announcement, but from actual adult people. |
| >With AI the resulting wave is clearly going to cut labor costs drastically\n\nYes, I'm sure that an LLM can perform basic maintenance on a rig somehow |
| Warren Buffet would be envious of the diamonds you have for hands. |
| Your avatar is huge. Fix market |
| Mine |
| Like great earnings and big red anyways? |
| Yes. |
| I’m a contract attorney (so only earn when I work). My boss is like literally not accepting my two weeks notice. “Let’s not do anything rash.” Like bro… |
| that wasn't her. |
| What if I get calls rn 🤔 |
| Hmm what they gonna use for trading currency? |
| Will my NDX 27,400 print tomorrow |
| I sold everything all my crypto all my stocks. Just kept a small marginal in play but yes I follow Buffeterino now. |
| USAPEC coomin soon |
| https://preview.redd.it/k9m7hcsp7yxg1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77c6e52cf8bfbf041cca4f3105d6d7b506e04462\n\n |
| AMD will be undervalued after earnings and guidance |
| I think you have a shot bro |
| Closing the app for the day wish me luck |
| Sounds like you’ve been demoted to second favorite MILF |
| The benefit of being rich — even if you’re down 70k today you feel absolutely nothing. Time to just ride thru til next week |
| Show me the V |
| famumously |
| Can I get a liter of cola? |
| “Iran reached out to me, tears in their eyes, and said ‘sir, we are in a STATE OF COLLAPSE’” — 🌮 |
| Man, 🐻 just can't get a break. Hold in there brother. |
| Just accept your calls will expire worthless |
| Kinda a mind fuck. No oil moving, oil goes up. If hamburger quit moving Wendy’s would tank. |
| Ironically, around the same time frame, I did the same for the same reason in my 8th grade math class where we played the stock market game once a week. The girls in the class invested in apple, and my nvidia and AMD went down. My team lost trust in me. Way to hold! |
| Easy WSJ hit piece to cover institutional profit taking |
| Calls been free money but I know the moment I buy them they will dump it back |
| I think I have better odds playing in a actual casino then the market |
| goin ballz deep on BEAM, and fk the bearishness CALLS it is. |
| Suicide |
| This is the way |
| must be nice to have friends |
| I only have ASTS rn. Looking to get a position in RKLB |
| You saw this guy tweet at market open in an attempt to pump the markets. You know he's watching. You know he's gonna pump this shit up. |
| “Welcome to Costco. I love you” |
| UAE leaving OPEC would be bullish you dumb fuck |
| Poop it out bro |
| Peace is coming. Pure retardium too |
| LOL |
| You wanted drapes and paint for 30 min instead? |
| Bouts to crush dat ass |
| Isn’t the idea of them leaving OPEC that they don’t need to restrict production like OPEC forces its members to? |
| April fools |
| 0 percent |
| Which is exactly the plot of the movie… so sad |
| You’re a high maintaince friend also? |
| Pakistani officials trying to pump the market. Again the same recycled news with proposal to end the war |
| I'm thinking that they go back up before earnings on Thursday |
| AI bubble just popped bro lmao |
| We about to run |
| thoughts on ~90dte 750 spy calls |
| https://preview.redd.it/vea5y72j7yxg1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e497c4f2859bdc2ee5d3c7c07fb855bcc6117a81\n\n |
| Max pain is 713 just send it there brah |
| Netflix really has a special ability |
| I only long play semis now. Park that shit and let it cook. Some of my top performers… |
| What are the odds that $POET 5/1 10 C prints? 🤑🤑🤑 |
| this guy cant read |
| UAE left OPEC today because yesterday I sold XOM and bought NVDA |
| I wish |
| I also have the same app, why does mine show a minus before the numbers ?? Did I install some apk version? I’m on iPod 17 pro max |
| Sorry Bears |
| Your girl dont correct me on the spelling when i fuk her though |
| Can we go green? Come on market, great earnings coming tommorrow, plenty of time to get in now, before my 0dte expire |
| Gonna tell my therapist that no, actually, my catastrophizing is a finely honed skill as I watch the shrek dick of pessimism grow in my port |
| played both sides. lost money both ways |
| 💎🤌📈 |
| You’re literally gambling |
| Momentum building in POLA |
| SPY up 11% in the past month and you regards are crying about a sub 1% red day. Absolutely braindead idiots. |
| Beautiful ratio |
| Hah Bloomberg just cold cutting away from 🥭 to play kimmel |
| Cause she spent 50k |
| start over here |
| Congrats mommy |
| Jeeeeez, gotta break the streak sometime I guess |
| Was probably 148k and she only let you find out about the 48k |
| Odds this is just a trap the hedgies are using to dump and pump for earnings tomorrow. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4ytkpsoc7yxg1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b9068f97ba40ecf165fb2d0f6627aaffd422cf5 |
| This is the intelligence of lulu shareholders LMAO |
| 42 now. I've always been very patient though. |
| Keep doing what your doing you’ll do great from a fellow regard |
| buy the dip |
| Consumers benefit? Doubt. Gas companies will likely not drop pump prices because they know what people will pay. |
| USO goes boom |
| buy oil a few months out and just wait lmao |
| buy the tip |
| Buy 🫳🎤 |
| Someone bought calls at the top. 🐻😏 |
| Buy low |
| yeah, by spelling "dumb" wrong |
| at least i'm still up on SIVE |
| Be nice to your mom |
| Who wrote this regarded speech |
| 🤣 |
| Meaning UAE isn't the in oil mafia anymore. OPEC is basically a mob of countries controlling the price of oil. |
| I agree but any approach to worthwhile de-carbonization means pain for the poorest around the globe. We acted too late and now we’re here. The utilitarian in me thinks its the only way it would even happen |
| Ooofff |
| Live somewhere better |
| I'm reading UAE had significant investment in more oil generating capacity but has been limited by OPEC quotas for years (currently about 3 mil bpd and they want 5 mil bpd by 2027.) They want more slice of the pie. |
| more puts? |
| I promise you if you buy anything invested in Anthropic you will be rich. |
| LUMIX S9, Nikon ZF, or Fujifilm XE5 are the leading contenders rn. Wanting something hybrid as a good quality dad cam, that can still take good photos. Any good recs? |
| noticed her spending and i kept poking |
| Literally no buying and selling |
| 🥭 unfortunately |
| They will |
| The oil is rocketing and the stonks are down. Bulls are waiting for 🌮, but now the English King is distracting 🥭and the party is coming to an end. |
| UAE is definitely getting something in return from either the US or China |
| Tbf, I probably would have done the same thing. |
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| Green by noon, right bulls? |
| https://tmpfiles.org/35562788/kpctunb.jpeg\nCan you be dumer than this?\n\nFrom experience, sadly, you can. |
| !banbet SPY $700.00 1d |
| https://preview.redd.it/anjgpsu67yxg1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3c4f859b94dd4a043f7db93e72945084124a597 |
| Healthcare approval of Cialis to itself. |
| POLA |
| That’s already priced in. |
| Did you tell her you lost 48 dollars on options? |
| Its a bear trap, dont believe him. Nvidia to a quadrillion |
| Oh theta days, ignore indexes and simply scalp ATM TSLA calls |
| Big tech softening their spending this week could change assumptions |
| How’d you find out |
| Good thing I didn’t full port SNDK calls |
| Bro you talking like photonics are pumping |
| ADBE |
| Oil recovering from 11’s dip ;o |
| Nah, OpenAI missing numbers got people worried. |
| Yes |
| right when i bought calls |
| Yeah I need to put in some work. Been applying to different jobs but the tech job markets a little rough right now. Will keep trying |
| just found out my mom won 48k at the casino last month and kept it a secret |
| Zero change in the thesis. Thanks for the discount |
| was told stonks only go up |
| 720 EOD time to load up! |
| I'm I still banned |
| My character flaw is getting annoyed at my friends when they fail to remember something basic |
| R34 V-Spec in midnight purple |
| Feelin' dumpy. (not the market, my ass) |
| Selling those 250p is free money! 🤣🤣 |
| And this is exactly why you don't YOLO, especially not on margin. |
| What do you mean isn’t going to phase me? \n\nI don’t follow this stock ticker sid it drop a lot?\n\nYou’re rich now, you don’t want to secure the gains?\n\nI’m out here wishing I could somehow get $10k….\n |
| Sell it all now and rebuy at the end of the day to dodge theta\n\n(GL btw, I have calls) |
| My UNH says otherwise |
| Smart money taking profits. WSB regards asking why line doesn't go straight up forever. Normal stuff. |
| UAE is leaving OPEC? I wonder if they are going to get a hurting... |
| If they fail. The whole AI pipe dream will go down for a while! |
| Short Nvidia now guys.\nThank me later on. |
| Is this supposed Age of AI Abundance and 3-day workweek in the room with us? |
| no its a bear trap again |
| It's really interesting you call out idiocracy regarding this. I actually feel Idiocracy is the exact opposite. In Don't look up, it is very smart people who end up doing stupid things that destroy the world. However in Idiocracy, its stupid people doing, what ends up being smart things, to save the world. In a sense a spark of hope rather than a veil of despair. |
| I did, but i also bought oil calls yesterday. Evening out |
| Whose dick do I gotta suck to get this to actually recover to 715? |
| “Community”\n\nJust that one comment.\n\nI snorted 😀 |
| lol\n\n |
| buy them now |
| retard, yo uare gonna lose ur money |
| Why won’t let it me banbet ? 140 nbis eod |
| Perfect. |
| Keep buying guys stonks only go up |
| Look at the volume, fuck all there. |
| Somebody smart tell me how I can most effectively lose money on this |
| Somebody slapped down almost $800,000 on 9.5% OTM puts on CMG for earnings.\n\nHas Fatmurica not been eating burritos this year? |
| It’s up tho? +0.1% |
| "The concept or WUV confuses and INFURIATES US!" |
| The problem from my understanding, and I'm no expert, is cutting off all fossil fuel use just wouldn't cut it anymore. Not to mention the push for AI being counterproductive for climate change. I guess it depends on if the goal is buying time or stopping the crisis.\nAI is essentially going to be a chemotherapy. It will either accelerate our end or come up with a solution to undo what we've done. |
| Make market green again |
| People are starting to do the math in CapEx and depreciation. |
| But pipe can only do 1.5M a day, and they produce ~4.5M. So they still need the strait to open. |
| They tried to gapfil to knockout premium buyers. Failed. It’s been falling since OpenAI announcement. |
| MSFT chop 🪓 |
| here comes the bounce. sorry bears |
| Only green stock today is CAR |
| Not alcohol, THC concentrates. Yeah I do walk, hit the gym, etc. Just feeling hopeless right now |
| The whole point of OPEC was to regulate and cockblock supply to make money |
| bought some NBIS on the dip |
| just did my tour for the morning in spyran and i think i need to quit trading. |
| AMD puts are free money I swear to god no way this stock dumps down to 250 in 51 days. \n\nSome whale didn’t exercise a literal boat load of calls and sold the top and left their short 250c open because they plan on driving the price down to below 250 🤣🤣 |
| yes |
| Plz dump one more time. I will buy calls this time |
| !remindme 3 days |
| 🌽 moves like a lil bish |
| I keep tapping the sound icon but Wobbuffet keeps yapping. Please fix! |
| Do you think King Charles looks at Mango and is like "hey, I bet this guy is Eskimo brothers with my brother..." |
| I am a regard, but probably not an 0dte regard anymore, and probably not very often. |
| It will be a huge boost to decarbonization, but the effect it looks like it's going to have on food production, is going to be really painful. |
| Back and bicep done time to goto my shitty job |
| They are up massive in the last month. Needed a pullback |
| they've only been on non stop pump for like a year. they resting for the next leg up, or down |
| Keep telling myself it’s just MMs trying to shake me so they can make more money on earnings |
| I just got here, did anything happen in the market today? |
| Boring! Gonna go drift 🐥 |
| COME ON AAPL BREAK OUT!!! |
| I got 671 5/1 |
| Yeah, I can't watch that movie anymore. It's legit low-key traumatizing. |
| Sounds like you’re taking the wrong risks for the spot you’re in right now. Pickup a new hobby or some shit that can get you out in the world, making friends instead of drugs. More friends = more connections, helping in more ways than you think. |
| the dip keeps getting bought up 🎳 |
| Claude’s reasoning has become mid. They recently released a post mortem confirming that they downgraded the reasoning (to cut costs). Had to switch back to GPT. |
| What's the Chance that opec gets taken out and everyone just spams oil production |
| Well... If you have to ask, I was making decent profits with OPEN that have been halved since the latest peak a few months ago. If it goes below 5 again, I am out. |
| DM’d you if you want to hear about it and what happened to turn it around in dramatic fashion. |
| WTF are you talking about |
| >bol extinction event\n\nMarket would have to go down for that tho |
| I kinda feel the opposite, I feel like some sort of crash might he the only thing that will get our leaders to step off the ledge |
| Claude, keep wti oil below 100. Make no mistake |
| I'm a chemical engineer and AI has been absolutely useless in my field. It's definitely a good tool in some applications, but you are vastly overestimating it's performance and ROI. For many applications that AI can be used, the returns simply don't justify the CapEx. |
| This is just so untrue lmaoooo |
| stop gambling. get into therapy and substance abuse treatment, make some friends, train for a new career. don't act like you don't control these things. 31 is fucking young. everything can be different faster than you think. |
| A gay bear for ants? |
| Yup obv pump fake |
| Your girl will love it |
| Already do that. |
| Aloha Snackbar and POET bag Holders\n\nty unloaded those csp on the bump |
| I mean we can handle chop right we've covered right? |
| Photonics are all collapsing chump |
| The 9000 excavators of Ronin. \n\nGreat movie. I recommend. |
| You'll know in 20 years |
| 🥭's mom doesnt sound so america first..... hmmmmm |
| You bring shame to the bear name. Shame. |
| Battery died |
| Find a hobby that gets you out of your devices and a little more active. Find a real person to talk to. |
| its delete the trader app day |
| FUD article on OpenAI really got infrastructure stocks today. |
| Substance abuse isn't going to help your situation any. Chat with family. |
| Yea dude. Im fucking regarded too |
| Gullibols rocking the rainbow curly wigs i see. |
| Buy a broad market ETF, you goon. They double every 7-10 years most of the time. Calling a stock a “Safe bet”…are you high? |
| Check out the real situation |
| If you ever feel dumb... Remember someone panic sold his photonics because POET was red |
| im so tired but cant sleep cus ik ill wake up down even more can we just pump please |
| 2day bol trap may🐝? |
| What is your timeline? If long term, then diversify against likely AI impacts. Don’t invest all in SaaS that is 100% going to get disrupted from their current business models and valuations. \n\nFind bargains in companies that will thrive; hardware, industrials, manufacturing, and so on. \n\nYou can always allocate a small % to some SaaS bets if you feel they are super undervalued due to recent sell offs. |
| oh u thought we were getting a green candle? nope more chop |
| what happened to semis? |
| I love flipping on Marketplace, I've upgraded my iPhone to a new generation and even made some off the trade just by selling my old one high and haggling a new one low. |
| he said tree, was that a buy signal for dollar tree |
| Sounds like you've never been to pound town |
| You know things are going very well when cheap used cars become stores of value. |
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| sndk mu so weak today |
| Everyone's a genius in the biggest monthly bull market since 1999 🫡😂 |
| $14 here…let me know if you’d like to sign up for my course\n\n/s |
| Community has spoken. OP banned |
| Promise? 😉 |
| I wish I had the money a year ago to do that. A friend told me to buy SNDK, MU and a couple more that he had bought. He bought 2000 shares of SNDK at some stupid low price. I bought only that one at 47 per share and bought 100 shares kinda like a joke. Fuck the jokes on me he just retired fuck next time I'm selling the house and buying everything he suggests. |
| Good luck to you. \nDedicated gamer, I am much older and my total game time is only a quarter of yours. |
| Gym and healthy diet unfortunately really does work. |
| Him: I'm SO good at this. |
| you know I have always been a bear... and for some strange reason I do not want the music to stop right now. I think this is the time that if the music stops it would be catastrophic not only to the stock market. |
| Sam Altman already stated he has the solution for making OpenAI profitable. \n\nSimply build AGI and ask it to unfuck the business. Super easy, barely an inconvenience. |
| Yes, I agree the pathway can begin with an anecode. But the commenter was saying that likelihood of approval is based on rigorous standards of evidence, and not anecdotes. |
| Govament could only short oil future for so long |
| If your “great” option plays got filled immediately, ya know you’re fucked |
| Nope i made my wins on spy and now im done. Not reeling me back in nope nope 🚪🚶♂️ |
| ok |
| As long as oil futures stay a few cents below 100 the market may not collapse. What a fun game. |
| Seems like that was the nail in the coffin. Then about a month ago they killed the whole project. |
| RDDT is down 8% and the market is still open for like 5 more hours. Looks like I'm cooked today boys |
| Sell ya regard |
| The strongest stock market, must be anchored by the strongest dip. -.7% |
| Tsla go back down. Identity crises are supposed to be bearish |
| SPY making W formation . Back to 715 shortly |
| I jumped ship for a small loss |
| Bro/sis, stop drinking, it will solve a lot of mental troubles you have, then start walking outside, then hit the gym. Also stop gambling, enjoy small pleasures in life like good coffee, it's gonna be OK |
| And it’s pumping again lol |
| poor confirmed. you can take my mom out. she will pay for the dinner so you can grow that portfolio to $100 |
| Well I meant we were ripping ah and by morning we're down bigly |
| Start with the substance abuse. The rest will fall in line. Speaking from experience |
| Well I guess it’s time to reload the account thanks Nbis you pos |
| Sell QQQ buy Warren Buffet day. |
| No that’s not how this goes |
| Wrong again. You have no idea how AI works and how companies will be using it |
| I guess today is bol extinction event.\n\nNo more bers and bols today 🙁 |
| You can really tell the MMs are scared to let USO hold 140 because everyone knows SPY should be under 650 with that number LOL |
| Merry mccloud |
| I lost all my savings, younger than you so didn’t had any wife or anything but I def hit bottom. Good luck, there’s more to life than things you cherish. Hopefully your bounce back. |
| There was news that Disney had to drop it like 2 months ago |
| Apologies for bugging in , but who will open the Strait? \n\nTrump ? \n\nAnd which Army ? |
| no |
| Why isn't the market going down today then? |
| Market feels like it's about to crash |
| and when we bounce, he will lose it all |
| it's quiet too quiet |
| I made my $3 for the day \n\nI'm out |
| Is the market down because all the time the strat has been closed is now impacting the things it was supposed to impact? Like helium and shit? |
| Is the big 4 gonna pop on Wednesday after hours? What’s the move? |
| Only way you could get fucked like this is 0dte options trading |
| Pumpy af |
| Taco Tuesdays to be superceded by Wacky Ass Wednesdays |
| 1/30 days being red is hardly a flex, he's been losing for the past month |
| Buy otm calls at 359 for the tweet |
| Bol is literally deceased, how could this happen in the year of the Lord two thousand and twenty six |
| Borat impression time. |
| https://preview.redd.it/xav7vda66yxg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=4cf5da7ac0d13974efe0c3dbadc4bb91a8a59fbb |
| Ok I need advice. I think the market is going to crash even more tmr after earnings. But I’m alr deep in the money from today’s puts. Do I sell? Sell half? |
| AI is notoriously difficult to monetize. Just because people are querying OpenAi, Claude, and Gemini on how to write an email or reply to a text message does not make it monenitzable. |
| who been in UNH calls since last week, ME\nwho been calling for tech rotation into healthcare, ME\nwho thinks UNH rips to 400 in the same week when it breaks 370, ME |
| Just stay gainfully employed and you'll be alright. Dump the substances, eat better and hit the gym if you want to improve your health, confidence and loneliness. It'll take some time but just grind through it. |
| Openai says fake news..keep pumping! |
| Was that tmw? |
| Pray for my memory.. |
| Holy |
| I wouldn't even go as far to say it's a dump |
| If you liked SOXL at 130, you’re gonna love SOXL at 95 |
| I'm tired of watching my boomer 401K invested in target date fund 2055 outperform basically every single stock in existence\n\nmath doesn't math, i hate 2026 |
| lmao brokie I saw your message. poor!! u/Abe2025 |
| 'HEY CHARLES, REMEMBER WHEN MY COUNTRY WHOOPED YOUR COUNTRY'S ASS? YEAH THAT WAS SO GREAT, WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER' |
| So APLD should be double the price of CIFR? Calls it is. |
| Its so over |
| HEY ANALYSTS IS SNDK STILL WORTH 3K YOU FUCKING IDIOTS |
| how old are you to need lube? |
| Down days just mean 1DTE calls instead of 0DTE. Simple 's that. |
| Didn't even know OpenAI failed Sora so bad that it had to shut down lmao.\n\nWas wondering why I heard nothing about it. Apparently bleeding $1M a day. That doesn't even include lawsuits and real cost of stealing all its content. |
| I have no idea what POET is and at this point I'm afraid to ask. |
| I got my 15% I’m outta this crazy |
| That’s not why ppl are selling. |
| Aint we all regarded, broski? |
| « I made 100k » \n\nUnrealized PL |
| I've traded KO for a long ass time, and I don't know if I can ever recall a +8% day that didn't involve like a market crash or market crash recovery. The whole reason you invest in it is \*not\* to see this kind of volatility. |
| If you’re bored, you’re boring. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ogajtwgx5yxg1.png?width=614&format=png&auto=webp&s=b476ea87553f09c4cbd2961b0871073a477497ec\n\n**Become him** |
| LMAO Charles looks so uncomfortable. |
| Anyone here ever hit rock bottom before? I lost a LOT of money, am stuck in a dead end I.T. job, have no partner or friends, am depressed and struggling with substance abuse. Now I’m wondering how I’m gonna bounce back? I’m 31 years old. |
| I'm a victim of bols brainwashing it only goes up |
| Be careful bers. Puts are like the one ring. You'll never wanna sell and the longer you hold it the more pessimistic you become. |
| another boring ass day |
| This is bubble collapse day 1. |
| you went all into SOXL at 130, didn't you? |
| Seagate’s doo doo demand tomorrow will show how fragile the AI stocks are |
| Trusting you brother |
| when he says "we" he means his inner circle, not us plebs. |
| Lots and lots of spy calls |
| $POET regard 🖕 |
| The market has already reacted, what do you mean? |
| EyeRan: Our offer is nothing changes except we're charging $2 million for tankers to use our pond. You'll also need to lift all sanctions and help us rebuild our enrichment plants. \nOrange Peel: DEAL! Yes.....WINNING!!! |
| I vote for the ban |
| 🙋♂️ |
| how much do ya'll think Allen cole lost in his bet??? |
| This is why he's doing such a terrible job! He won't even pay $9.9! lol |
| waiting for goog |
| Everyone knows OpenAI is hemorrhaging money lmfao. |
| 🙋🏻♂️ |
| When's FOMC popping off? Jpow mcing today? |
| A way |
| IWM is so retarded. It just never goes down with spy but goes more up than spy on the pump |
| It will fuck with your head once it starts being your annual salary in 5 minutes |
| how?? |
| Melania cosplaying Jim Carey from THE MASK again today ... |
| Not retarded just gey. He has taken apple and doubled their revenue. He's has helped apple to achieve a lot. |
| When he said "we", that doesn't mean all fellow americans |
| Just shows how retarded this market is |
| Together with the US bailout request, UAE must be leaving OPEC because they are broke and need their money now |
| Just wire me this cash instead if you plan to lose it anyway |
| Fuck yeah, what body? |
| They misprinted when they said "this is a gift", they meant "grift". ChatGPT fucked that up, hallucinating. |
| Sadly this dump has put me into minus from when I started, which means I’ll be stubborn and leave myself vulnerable to getting burnt |
| its not my fault, i tripped and fell into call options |
| This dump is so stupid and not justified at all imo |
| Went from up 13% ytd to down 7% in a few days\nFeels bad man |
| Maybe he found some skat players. Probably can go on the same sites as Mr Noem! |
| fake V = bear market |
| knew my RDDT position was fucked when a million reddit bull DDs started getting posted here. fucked up my position real good. |
| HAVE YOUR OWN FAMILY, HAVE MANY CHILDREN, AND RAISE THEM RIGHT!!! |
| The average American reads at a six grade level so far. Just give it a few more years we got plenty of highschoolers graduating with almost zero reading ability. |
| Especially when they are highly regarded. |
| $MDA Space |
| Whichever I choose, it will be opposite. I choose puts. You are welcome |
| Gasoline has flat lined and from the industry presentations I've seen, we have now hit the plateau |
| What is this, a dump for ants?! 😤 |
| What this means |
| There's plenty of NFLX bagholders here now that the stock is trading at $91.. |
| Shit made me $27 bucks on a scalp. Got me money to take out someone’s mom tonight. |
| Iran's deal did mention talks of uranium and nuclear matters to be held later. Just for the war and blockade to be called off to open the strait. |
| Which way you thinking it goes? |
| I threw some money into 0dte puts that if they hit ima buy a new camera with. I need $707 like a bitch. |
| My shift just started and I’m already taking a 💩 during work hours. Can AI do that? |
| Nah I'm not even gonna lie I got fuked with no lube today. Gonna have to take a few days off this is BRUTAL |
| Thank god I didn’t fomo calls. Was about to do it too. |
| >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY\n\n\n❗️Public Debt $38.5T **CRITICAL**\n\n❗️Debt-to-GDP Ratio 122.6% **CRITICAL**\n\n ‼️Interest / Revenue 33.0% **DEBT TRAP** |
| Sounds like that operator in Rainbow 6 Siege. I like the skin that makes her look like a swamp monster, calls 🔥 |
| 🤡market |
| Is that the regarded cheerleader mf I blocked? |
| He will prove it again today |
| Hey man how you doing? We gonna be ok? |
| The highly feared reverse reverse reverse v |
| So..., Mentats and Daytripper? |
| Does this offer still apply? I am at Varrock west bank |
| What if the fed will praise AI? |
| If I had more balls I could have ripped another couple grand out of sndk puts, and now I’m all out of dry powder until tomorrow |
| Dude suffers from incontinence of the bowels. No one's going down there anyway |
| And in CHF thats even harder. Well done. |
| LMAOOOO, GO BROKE BITCH |
| Ah, Poet. We were once kings. |
| This is a dip for ants |
| Oof bounced off open, my calls looking SOL |
| HAHA U ARE SO FKN STUPID FOR BUYING PUTS. ESPECIALLY ON AN ALREADY RED DAY. WHAT A COMPLETE MORON |
| So calls or puts |
| His puts are printing a bit here |
| RIP SOXL April 2026- April 2026 |
| # DAMP EET |
| Taco Tuesday is the only day when I hold calls. And probably one of my most profitable trades.\n\n\nNo matter what is happening, Tuesday means calls. |
| Together with requesting the US bailout, I think this means UAE is broke and needs its money now\n |
| Oh LULU keep drilling harder please |
| JDimon pulling out the ol hood and gown. “We have got to keep the western world together” |
| The UAE leaving OPEC is definitely a huge hit. Can’t wait for the market reaction |
| Is the strait even closed when Putin's big dick Chad yacht just passed through the strait with no problem? |
| already happened and it's not enough! |
| CEO (presses mute): “Denise, who is this asshole, and why is he on the line?”\n\nDenise: “He’s the single largest holder of Club Wingstop Reward Points in the world, sir… By a mile.”\n\nCEO: “Jesus.” |
| We are getting our shit rocked |
| Cut your losses, keep your day jobs bols |
| Idk man I think it’s gonna be like this til earnings |
| Let’s go back down again. I wanna buy calls this time for fake V. |
| SPY price top of the day has been reached. |
| Lmao you've posted this many times |
| if only we could stop. i always try to periodically cash out a bit of profit but it's been hard and end up re-investing them |
| Its not Sun Tzu, its Sue Tzu. Totally different guy. |
| good boy |
| I bought yesterday dip and sold aready, 30% gain was good enough for my poor ass |
| What you've failed to consider is that t rex is aggressive, like a bull. Triceratops is super gay, like a bear. |
| Which broker is this? |
| That's what I'm doing but then I do that most days. |
| Charles doesnt like Mango.\n\njeez hes so over this fanfare |
| Lmao. Definitely not new |
| Haha noted! |
| Sir, this is Wendy’s |
| But they can stop and halt further cuts... (or market is pricing that way) |
| LMAOOOO |
| Maybe VXX just isn't open on tuesdays. |
| I was waiting for you to say that because you’re a horrible person. |
| right when I bought CAR the MF started drilling man fuk this shit xD |
| true, but buy both just to be sure (or just give the shares to me) |
| this is why you are poor, i bet you are buying puts. lmao |
| Yankee Doodle dandy\nBullish King visit today |
| Home depot retesting war lows 😑 |
| That reason is stupid. I’m not into Oracle, but “I don’t like Whatshisname” is an outright stupid reason to leave it out of a comparison. |
| Absolute madman. Your position is almost old enough to open up a brokerage account of its own and a few more years it'll be able to legally drink. |
| I like it. We need an ETF with those. Could simply call it FATS 🤣🤣 |
| Can i get $50 ill spend it on wendy’s i promise |
| we may get a rate ✂️ in return for DOJ reprieve |
| We need more exit liquidity. Thank you for your attention bastards |
| What do our resident Regards al-Gaibs think of $NOK ? |
| Wrong casino bro |
| In 2 hours you gotta get to the airport |
| =\[ |
| yes |
| Claude told me that RKLB is a better bet than ASTS because it’s less risky and still has tremendous upside. Thoughts? |
| Now use that confidence to make a series of increasingly bad decisions until you're broke. |
| you think he isnt making the ladies work for it? |
| lmaooo, broke ass bitch spotted |
| We need more shoe companies to switch to AI goddammit\n\nNKE, I'm looking at you. |
| Who doesn’t? I use bluechew and I don’t even have ED. You should try it, it’s awesome. |
| would Tim step down if apple isn't about to beat earnings? think about it |
| you mean your broke ass bear asshole is completely fucked?\n\nyou have been losing for a month straight. we are still at ATH pretty much |
| It's actually crazy how fast you can make money on the stock market. I just made my day's salary in 5 minutes. Now if only I couldn't lose everything lmao. |
| That would be insane. The nuclear aspect of all of this is why they bomb the fuck out of Iran. That would be the ultimate taco |
| Advanced money destroyer back at it |
| Waking up to a correction I can deal with, but finding out my cats' fluffy bio dad passed was tuff |
| Lmaoooo exactly my thoughts 💭 |
| Fuck today is Tuesday, that means taco |
| That was it!!!???? |
| The anecdote is very relevant and was very useful. Anecdotal evidence is why companies started studying these compounds in the first place. |
| JPM is my fav boomer stock |
| I have no idea |
| Think 🥭 takes Hims? I mean dude’s in his 80s. You know that little 🍄 isn’t getting up on its own… |
| Spotify also has lossless, just fyi |
| how is it red -15% in one day? are you stupid?\n\nwe aren't even down -1% |
| If AMD pump back to green, u/veryveryuniquename5 will automatically be summoned. It’s a fact. LMAO🤌 |
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| Having a put in my port guarantees a V. This is definitely not financial advice. |
| I have a couple 2006-2008 cars that have appreciated in value lol. I bought them for 3-4k and they’re selling for 6-8k now |
| Dead cat bounce on CAR is over, anyone who bought 🫵🤡 |
| Pussy oil war has been ignored by the market for awhile.. almost a nuance nothing "significant to worry"\n\nTech on the other hand is what driving the volatility. Its priced to perfection at this point. |
| Guys I don’t think earnings are gonna be good |
| Made some dough |
| Trapped after making thousands of dollars the last 3 weeks |
| I can’t be the only person indifferent to high gas prices. It might be the one thing that gets us to change our destructive ways. |
| All in on Google and wait 5 years. They'll probably be the first 10T company. |
| Kings are bullish |
| Bonds traded by professionals, equities traded by retail |
| Nice! Good times |
| It’s fake. |
| oh no who could have seen this coming omg |
| Good! |
| Semis going to retest lows they have liquidity to satisfy heheheheheheheheh |
| Jpow won't raise rates, that'd be insane to do before he leaves |
| NEVER PAPER HAND OPTIONS |
| I don't think mango understands he has a chance to send this up another 5+% week tomorrow if he accepts Iran's deal and earnings smash their expectations. |
| Market: \nGreen +10% for one month\nRed -15% in one day |
| Chill and scalp gents, it's not a ber or bol day, it's a day traders day |
| Show me your puts and i will believe you |
| This might be the first big good thing from Trump's second term |
| They aren't hiking |
| Who knocked the $1000 crown off sndk head?? |
| \*unzips\* |
| in dhey benninging |
| are you suggesting thats not the _... play?_ |
| Bull trap watch lol |
| 715 eod taco |
| Can someone explain me the meaning of "unrealized P&L"? Seems like a big red number. |
| Every option purchase I made today the market proceeded to do the opposite, and then when I sold it became profitable 😭 |
| Super gay. Tired of all this pussy footing. Give me some gain loss porn materials. |
| The king gonna tell mango how to make a deal with Iran.\n\nSpy +3% tomorrow\n\nEzpz |
| bears are so gey and whiney |
| Pump time |
| NFLX CALLS🧊 |
| Was gonna say the same thing. I don’t trust it. |
| yeah but what's the chance that those estimated earnings are just hype? I think very high. As someone who works in commercial mechanical contracting, AI buildouts are getting canked left and right |
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| Literally doubled in last few days |
| NVDA and AMD need to announce a pivot into shoes. |
| Bulls trapped. |
| guess were just sitting here playing with our dicks for the rest of the day |
| I want your silly buns |
| A volcano vaporizer I have had for 10+ years just sold for 80% of what I paid for it that’s wild |
| Well soon enough you'll be able to have that too |
| We deadass V ing |
| GARUNTEED RATE HIKE AND SNDK EARNINGS MISS = ME MAKE MONEY |
| prepping for IPO |
| If you guys weren't so blinded by only tech you'd see a lot of green like myself. Boomer bros unite! |
| He is saying the anecdote you made is irrelevant and useless, and he is correct. |
| Bro missed out |
| Algos picked up on “Iran to submit” and start pumping |
| Restored confidence & ego in yourself** pls keep that in check, nice win! |
| New degens making crazy profits on their first options trade: Man, this is easy. If I can just make 50%+ each trade, I'mma be rich in no time! \n\nThat's how they get you, sillybuns. |
| Just there to laugh at you for having your principal financial center in a city named after the only Duke of York in history more unpleasant than his younger bro |
| Problem 1 is news on that pussy oil war going on\nProblem 2 are those cooked tech numbers coming out this week |
| Look, it´s ok if you can´t get it up. That says nothing about your manliness. |
| 👀 for the unthinkable rate increase tmrw. |
| or a job behind the Wendy's dumpster |
| 🫡 |
| Fuck you ORCL GLD SLV ASTS UUUU all shiny rock mining stocks FUCK YOU |
| What a coincidence that we're getting another piece of fake news when the market drops.... |
| Someone remind me in 2 hours I gotta get to the airport |
| new GTR or old GTR. |
| And there’s the reversal news |
| US and Canadian oil companies are in deep trouble if it goes below $40/barrel |
| Iran announces Deez as new supreme leader of Iran signaling massive structural change - Walter Bloomberg |
| AAPL thursday should be interesting assuming others also beat earnings or AAPL only one that beats earnings. |
| man i feel this so hard, had one of those perfect green days last month where everything just clicked and was up like 15% across the board. next week straight back to bleeding money on spy puts that expired worthless\n\n \ngrizzlies been playing better than my portfolio lately which is saying something lol. at least when i'm stress baking at 3am after market close the bread always turns out consistent |
| Ceo of spy and mag 7 tomorrow at all time highs, what could go wrong |
| off topic but extremly bullish how spy is at 710 with 100usd oil. cant wait for the real bullrun once this geopolitical mess is over |
| War on -0.5%\nWar off +2.0%\nPut/Call interest 2:1\n\n\nYou must be crazy to buy puts. Literally the wors bet you can take. |
| Not gonna fomo buy calls. Either this is a fake V or I missed out today |
| I’m still holding. This isn’t going to phase me |
| I get it, even a +2.5% move gets it around $280. \n\nObviously it's a coin flip, but I just have a feeling the combo of: new iPhone sales, new Mac sales, new hardware-focused CEO incoming, no real AI CapEx liabilities/threats, puts them in a good spot for this earnings report and subsequent price movement. |
| I sold 10k of tsmc last april. Im sad |
| Sell now before crashing down more with STX earnings |
| At least credit the original person who said the quote : Forbes Riley the retail legend |
| I can’t wait for this sell off to do an absolute disgusting reversal and wipe ber ports clean, idc if I don’t have a position when it happens I just want to see bers suffer |
| mango opens his mouth and stupid comes out wish everyone would just ignore him |
| What if Chuck just roasts America for an hour |
| sure sure |
| Iran: can I haz just a wittle uwanium? 👉👈 |
| Gotta say the nice about high gas prices is that I see fewer lifted F250s on the road. Make them put that shit on non op lmao |
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| We will now pivot to selling AI sneakers |
| Time to take the elevator back down |
| psst theres no peace plan |
| Breaking news: I am not psychic and can’t predict the future |
| Everyone and their mother knows OpenAI is falling behind and has been for a year. Their partnership is over 2 years old and accounts for 2% of their revenue. But sure shave 3B market cap over it |
| Iran expected to submit a revised peace proposal soon - CNN, citing sources |
| Did you sell or are you holding? |
| Why is RDDT getting punished for Spotify's earnings? |
| This market 🤌🤌🤌 |
| Well this is ghey |
| My RDDT NBIS port is not doing good today 😞 |
| If this actually closes flat I’m never touching 0DTEs again |
| Head and shamble forming on NVDA chart. |
| 1.6 mil and thinks life is boring. Oh to have those problems |
| 🌮 |
| Money may not buy you happiness, but it can buy you a GT-R and a Midwest cosplay baddie and that’s all I fuckin want |
| Its always bullish |
| I haven’t used GPT in over a year and haven’t even thought of it. Only when I see Sam c00kedman in the news do they come to mind. |
| Oh i'm really not allowed to make money on oil calls huh |
| AI selling sneakers was the signal for the top |
| Nasdaq down 1%, uvix negative. I cant win |
| Peace deal announcements are the new earnings \n\nIt doesn’t matter if they’re true or not. Just keep pumping them out and the market will keep going higher forever |
| the market is delusional, but it is what it is |
| Man I really missed out on calls today |
| i hope so, these setups are infuriatingly boring as of late. i just want any kind of opening lol. |
| Basically qqq |
| Op we doubling down ? |
| Something is afoot. What’s going on makes it impossible to focus on the biggest earnings week of the year man |
| Very deliberate, no private company need to mention revenue because they're not a public company. |
| If we get a really inappropriate rate cut that will leave the country in shambles for decades to come. Is that bullish or bearish |
| Back up we go |
| lol now everything goes back up. Bubble burst is over guys, load back up! |
| iran to submit a peace proposal soon via cnn\n\n |
| You make this kind of port during a dip not ath |
| Here comes the 715C from the center of the pack! It’s found another gear and begins its 500% sprint to the head of the pack! |
| starting to get concern for ber...... better buy your lunch now bers. Might be broke by 12;00 |
| WE PUMP IN HONOR OF KING CHARLES |
| Was already served. |
| Oops |
| haha imagine being a bear, we are going to close green today |
| Do you think it'll still go up? |
| Just need this shit to hold above 710. I want my free $130 😩 |
| Ok enough is enough! 🥭 pump it! |
| I hope this drop holds. I'm all tapped out today. Stupid Fidelity needs to settle all my transactions so I can play again tomorrow. The V will be glorious! |
| Banbet no balls |
| Fake v? |
| OPENAI missed rev\n\nIran declared still in a war state |
| Well AI is once again dead, can’t wait for it to come back for a month and then die again on a headline that OpenAI came out as gay |
| okay |
| same exercise as yesterday? |
| Haven’t had that either and will bench you for reps |
| Same reason it went up on no good news |
| oil pumping |
| I wanted to by some MSFT or RDDT today. Now I don't dare when I already have META and QCOM. |
| *Content not viewable in your region*\n\nDo better. |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| # V that shit |
| This feels like an orderly rotation. |
| My calls are fuk |
| See you never then |
| I used to pray for times like this 🙏🏾 🐻 📉 |
| OpenAI |
| go for it buy soxs as well for hedge |
| My port cant make it back to October levels. I was only 15k away. |
| soxl calls |
| Rrrrr ally |
| well.... that was spooky |
| *The strait of Hormuz goes open and shut, open and shut, open and shut! The strait of Hormuz goes open and shut, all through the town!* |
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| Plunge protection team can suck on a tail pipe |
| Too many people calling for Taco Tuesday turnaround. 🥭 already trying to pump the market with his posts and not working. Lol |
| But will 🥭 be happy this time? |
| Lmao you wish lil dude |
| I would like to know the reason for the dip? what was the news still unaware |
| Funny how they managed to make sure the american flag is waving gently in the breeze but the UK flag is stock dead |
| We (me) needs SPY at 715 then it can do what it wants |
| 715 eod |
| Chatfuckin gpt....who the hell even invited them to the party!!\nThey are like that one guy who throws up on the floor in the middle of a lit party. |
| How the fuck is volatility down?! |
| You’re fun at parties huh |
| After all the global nonsense the people deserve 750 |
| How are we still talking about Iran. We’ve pumped 17 times on this thing being over. |
| Drill me harder |
| Do you have opinions? I wanna make this portfolio before tomorrow's Powell speech, what do you think? Is this gonna be a big failure?\n\n|NVDIA|25%|\n|:-|:-|\n|**SMCI**|15%|\n|**META**|15%|\n|**MSFT**|15%|\n|**AMZN**|10%|\n|**GOOGL**|10%|\n|**AMD**|10%| |
| It's growing around 1% a year. Which is kind of surprising with the amount of renewables investment worldwide. |
| Bers gonna be in shambles once this flips green on the day |
| Don’t forget Mongo said he’s surprised the market isn’t down 25%… it will be |
| taco tuesday?? |
| I did not have Trump breaks OPEC on my bingo card. Of course spy falls on the only actual good news of the last two weeks lol. |
| RDDT what is good entry point ? |
| No. |
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