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| 2028 largest companies. SNDK, MU, SAMSUNG, and a 1 year old company that makes nice little fashionable sweaters for ram sticks and are very in fashion |
| PURR to the mf MOON 🚀 |
| Been there done that, main doc said epidimytis for years, turned out it was test torsion. They would just twist and untwist, got surety done when the pain was a lot & haven’t had it happen again. Tho the recovery for me was ass ngl |
| Flash crash at open just watch |
| *notices your SanDisk* uuMUuu what's this oWo |
| Some of you aren’t buying MU calls $500 OTM and it shows |
| PLAY BALLS |
| GRPN gonna launch today |
| Fed will never let this market go down |
| PayPal ber getting some action at least |
| This type of person is 1000x worse than your average gey ber |
| Not really, i was from the camp that it would resolve quickly which it hasn't. Meanwhile reserves are being depleted, at some point they ran out lol. |
| Bers bout a get wrekd todai |
| What are some stocks similar to SNDK and MU at a lower entry point? Would be great if they are "stonks" but more looking for long term play\n\n |
| Game plan: Turn on Give Up The Funk by Parliament and make some fucking BREAD |
| Bye bye planter lmao |
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| Supermicro’s co-founder allegedly smuggled $2.5 billion in Nvidia-chipped servers to China. \n\nHis bunghole must’ve really hurt after keistering that much |
| Great Redemption Provides Nourishment. full port calls at open. affordable group coupons for parabolic tendies. |
| It’s going to $2200 and then a forward split? |
| Slow morning |
| BEARS!!!!! |
| check the met gala, [nyt.com](http://nyt.com) |
| I constantly refuse to buy SNDK at these prices and it keeps going up.. |
| Snagged another 5 shares of MU yesterday at ATH, turns out it was a good deal nonetheless |
| Why not both? |
| Take it easy, take it easy |
| As long as it's not another ATH we have a chance 🐻🤲🥀 |
| Taco Tuesday |
| lol, bruh thinks the stock market is the economy. Economy is trash. Stock market is fire. Guess which one the wealthy don’t need to rely on. |
| Not USD anyway |
| well fuk my pltr calls then |
| Asts why tho |
| 🥭 just announced new special operation, it call Bers r fked. LMAO🤌 |
| guh why did i only but 20 shares of INTC when it was 20 dollars |
| That is the mentality that allows you to be non directional and use volatility to pay for the directional bet Mr hedge fund… |
| Your bottom ass is leaking? |
| Time to buy 0dte calls at open |
| What the hell PYPL |
| why is it green premarket? |
| No crying in the casino |
| This feels like a fun day let’s go |
| In getting more depressed |
| Ah it's one of those Israeli-style ceasefires |
| Ya. It had many 10% drops |
| too many puts yesterday this might be hunting season |
| Yeah I thought calls would be a safe play wtf |
| I’m considering buying calls at open so it’ll probably tank |
| MU!!! 🚀🚀 |
| Nothing 👌, the stock is a loser |
| And autism. Tylenol is really a miracle drug |
| Triple top premarket\n\nYou know what that means |
| What if we sell NVDA to buy other semis? |
| Maybe Reddit brainwashed me and the economy is fine after all I should delete this poisonous app |
| *Epic fuckup |
| I refuse to make money every night by just buying MU and SNDK. \n\nIt's not about the money. It's about doing it the hard way and gambling on which SAAS companies have upbeat guidance. |
| Can't buy calls on the past friend |
| 🤌🤌🤌 |
| And anyone they bought at $37 sold at $189-287. The only people that did not are in a coma. |
| Good morning! |
| $FLY wen Lambo? |
| Sndk 1350 eod 1500 eow?? |
| but does retail genuinely have that much influence on today’s market to cause a multi month rally as an unwind of positions?\n\ni was always under the impression that retail positioning just doesn’t have that much weight anymore |
| Drops after every earnings call, even if it's really good. |
| MICRON SANDISK OMEGALUL |
| Infinite money tree |
| thanks mr president for this awesome stock market |
| truth nuke |
| In this market it's low risk for high reward. Look at SNDK. It went from $40 to $1,200 in about a year |
| Please teach me to make this |
| I feel like I'm a week too late for DRAM |
| Because we pump everyday? |
| They need Walmart minis for the places too small to call towns |
| where are these paper oil prices people talk so much about |
| MU is going crazy |
| Like what bro? |
| It’s over. Hegseth gave a briefing on Epic freedom. |
| Have fun paying that 42% tax |
| a hive of bulls responding to every bearish post with full exuberance, def not a top signal |
| Check how big the company is… |
| Vibes are fucked, so it’s possible. |
| Bers should go back to hibernation |
| hopefully after I sell my calls |
| Rest into peace bers, LMAO🤌 |
| Time to close up the SHOP? |
| Move NVDA MOVEEEEE |
| My cash is in limbo. Not sure what to buy. Semis are so overextended it just feels like FOMO. Meanwhile SNDK is going +6% every day. Nothing else moves during market hours. So annoying. |
| Probably closer to $2m |
| Why is PayPal dropping again?? What can make this POS go up? |
| Has anyone used PayPal in the past 5yrs? Venmo is a good option but having my account frozen every other week and told by AI reps that it will soon be back up is fucking garbage. |
| Bers lol. LMAO even |
| There are many vendors that accept BTC, and adoption is growing every month. You can also send it peer to peer. It operates 24/7. Oh yeah, and the supply is capped, so you’re not being constantly diluted and losing purchasing power by way of a growing money supply. |
| Genius play by game stop ceo to create forced selling so he can buy for cheap (lol this guy is a fucking idiot who am I kidding) |
| New operation, no boots. |
| No crying in the casino gey boy |
| 2007 called and it is very bullish |
| https://preview.redd.it/mqjtgfk1mbzg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a62debdfaa74e4d7d3f14fd70796d7e49e4bdd42\n\n |
| Generational run on NVDA this week. The market has already clearly priced in higher multiples on other semis but not NVDA yet. |
| How big is your portfolio? |
| My PLTR 160 calls might be fucked |
| memory euphoria peak seems close, I don't make the rules |
| spy calls 725 0dte and keep your eye on them |
| Debt over 100% of GDP must be Uber bullish |
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| Tsla 👀 |
| ligma balls |
| I hate pltr |
| Inflation must be out of control. No one wants cash rn |
| Market trying to outrun inflation unless the bond market crashes it. |
| Ber gonna get spanked today El oh El |
| Probably could've bought a wayyyyy OTM contract for a couple cents at the time and be a millionaire today. |
| Do they think world economy is gonna collapse if we have a red day again |
| 2% day incoming… fuk too many of you had puts |
| Every challenge makes us stronger |
| Thanks, I needed that |
| Why are we pumping today? |
| Poor guy is broke |
| There's always another trade. Chin up. |
| They don’t hire anyone that tells them the truth. |
| ONE AT A TIME PEOPLE, DON'T CRAM INTO MU ALL AT ONCE |
| It's based on the compute power required by proven frontier AI models like Claude Mythos that can basically hack every computer on the planet. |
| Fuck, Cramer says MU to 900🫠 |
| I want what you're having mate |
| TSLA calls |
| Hope you bought the INTC dip yesterday |
| Fuck why did I not buy more DGXX 😵 |
| it's like PYPL whole existence is meant to trap value investors in a perpetual loop |
| just buy calls with the rest of us dude don't be lame |
| I have a Non profit and I am locked out of Venmo. No human beings to call. No tech help other than AI reps. And yes nobody uses PayPal |
| 😂 |
| Depends on wear they live. |
| US foreclosures hit 6 year high and gas is $5 gallon, extremely bullish |
| Have you read the whitepaper? |
| Lmao no one cares about the bond yields, oil, real economy or some nerd shit like that... it's all about stonks now 🤌️ |
| more likely they get smacked down and stocks moon |
| Sep 2025 i told myself to throw 100k at SNDK\n\nIt'd be $1M now fml |
| so PLTR dumping it is |
| 🥰 |
| Biggest megaphone top of all time would be nice |
| They're so homo |
| Do you lose all the trades in between with said strategy or does it still win more than lose overall? There’s your answer. |
| Now that the Great Depression of yesterday is over. We are good to moon again. |
| we are back to europe pumps, amerifats sell off, repeat until 8000 |
| https://preview.redd.it/n5eveyjqlbzg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a203c1bfd4ac0bef2108fd345dfd000b090d56d4\n\n |
| If Iran war keeps raging it will be very soon. Bond market saying we can’t afford it. |
| if you're a man and are going through a tough time, just remember that no one cares and it gets worse |
| Fuck this market and anyone that defends it. Hope you lose. |
| Walmart is in every bumfuck town in flyover America. So naturally, CALLS ☎️ |
| Yes please. |
| Regards are agnostics and don't know what atheist means. |
| Lmao |
| why the fuck do rich ppl wear the most retarded fucking outfits imaginable? |
| Because that’s where the real war is being fought by the BOJ and Bessent |
| Lockheed x Nokia $NOK\n\nhttps://news.lockheedmartin.com/2026-05-05-Nokia-Federal-Solutions-Lockheed-Martin-introduce-mission-critical-5G-solution-for-US-Department-of-War-open-suite-of-standards |
| Waiting till Thursday close |
| Bullish sentiment on only 2 tankers being hit yesterday. |
| I bought Fiserv. Where's my prize? I was told there would be a prize. |
| My best positions have had the least thought into them just vibes |
| Thursday? |
| MSFT is price correctly. Everything else is overpriced by 20% |
| I put $17,000 in micron and it just hit 100 grand. 550% increase. |
| Highest 30 year yield since 1998 and bulls are buying calls, when will the house of cards fall |
| Are you from the future? |
| You cope with it by accepting that it happens to everyone |
| The same reason it goes down every day pre-market. Global economies dont like collapsing |
| r/ValueInvesting still thinking PYPL is a cool value stock |
| so it can go back up again |
| No such thing as being atheist when you trade options. |
| I would like to try rice chris christies for breakfast |
| Don't forget the pretty much free education as well 😂️ |
| I’m not allowed to make money! |
| They also have my halo 3 limited edition xbox 360 so that’s gotta be worth something |
| firefly absolutely mooning, space day today |
| you? |
| No one in here gets laid |
| Like 30% |
| -2% by close just cause this place is so beyond euphoric lmAO |
| SOUN |
| ultimately yeah\n\nBut as long as retail is so hung up on it itll keep moving dramatically |
| Why NVDA so scared of $200. Push thru baby, it’s gonna be ok |
| Fucking Tuesday, bro. |
| Picking up pltr here. |
| a year from now $3000 |
| Did someone say SOUN ? |
| Yes. |
| Oil is down because...? |
| you guys have been saying that for weeks now\n\n |
| SPY will play around 721 - 722 today, you heard it first here |
| There's no significant news or reason other than no further escalation from iran and 🌮 expectations. \n\nEarnings are pretty much done with, nothing going to drastically shift markets atp. Neutral at best |
| lol |
| Spy 230 eod |
| Scratchers from Walmart 💯 |
| bunch of dumb cocksuckers |
| I think MSFT is 10-20% mispriced by the market. Thoughts? |
| Is this another stocks only go up Tuesday?\n\nEdit : Tuesday * |
| I'm gonna need some tissues in the casino. No matter the circumstances I use them, it'll lead to me being ejected. |
| Seriously how do you cope with missing out on a trade that you should have made according to your strategy? Every time this happens I fucking hate my life. |
| Cinnamon rolls will be ready just in time for market open yippie |
| r/valueinvesting would have been buying VCR companies in the late 90s because the fundamentals looked good. |
| I regret being too jealous and doubling down with amd. There was plenty of love to go around. |
| did yesterday atleast (guess who bought calls) |
| No one uses venmo? |
| shorting gamestop should be fun |
| OPEN THE CASINO!! |
| What play to turn 50k into 120k today? Serious question looking for ideas. |
| Would’ve averaged up and made way more money but still fantasizing about showing that low average cost to someone |
| You’re showing that you’re old like me to know what that delicious burger is. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zfcpabialbzg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6112d7e29b05ff1744d3db2d4879ef45559a37a\n\n |
| Another day where fake paper oil is down, real oil is up. If hormuz doesn't reopen soon reality hits in 2/3 weeks. |
| Upvoted for wisdom. |
| MU six hundy already. Regret is not buying more and listening to the experts in r/investing saying “iT’s cYcLiCaL” |
| DOCN fucking mooned even if the numbers do not even look good |
| In 2032. |
| Fries. Bag. Now 🥲️ |
| I use it. But I’m also 500 years old |
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| And they are still a major national security keystone, a major taxpayer, and a major local employer.\n\nRecently visited and experienced how one of their main freshwater lakes got drained noticeably lower for chip manufacturing, to the point that a little tour boat actually ran aground on its usual route last year. The tour guide says local agriculture industry and tourism industry aren’t too happy about it, as they got thrown under the bus, but they understand where urgent priorities lie. |
| Clueless child. Study history |
| Beating myself on selling it at 470 |
| Because you are scaling up at the same speed, try picking up same number of contracts when you are at your lowest as well as your highest. \n\nContrary to most wisdom, I feel i play better when lot size is smaller and exit shorter term than holding a shitton |
| nah they all have china phones with good cameras it's just a combination of slow/blacked out internet and footage being compressed and shared through a dozen telegram channels before it reaches the west |
| It's valued to high as it is, it's a waning company. |
| Sndk |
| SNDK is getting scary high, MU still has room, relatively low valuation in the sector |
| usually i do. this is getting to 1929 levels of retardedness and greed |
| bUt pYpL p/E iS sO lOw |
| A year ago SNDK was $37 |
| No I'm just interpreting the headline. Note the word "despite" I wrote there. |
| If you don’t like 🌽 at 80k, you will love it at 1M |
| Still a long way to run up too |
| PURR new ATH today 🚀 |
| Roll everything up and out, boys. |
| GOOGL seems to be topping out for now |
| Upvote if calls at open. Downvote if calls later in the day. |
| Bc the cultists where brigading. |
| Or I could buy and bring it down , how does that sound |
| who is that? |
| The Moon. Buy LUNR. |
| Can’t wait to open down 20% |
| MU cranking |
| r/Valueinvesting in shambles seeing Paypal |
| Will paypal rebound a bitz at opening? |
| where we landing boys |
| And can still go much lower! Nobody uses that shit lmao |
| Mu or sndk? |
| we still buying grainy ass war footage in 2026? Iran is about to get a nuke but all their videos are in 16p? maybe if we send em our old iphones they'll chill. |
| Never heard of her |
| https://preview.redd.it/7uido0fxkbzg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbd9a6b158cbdfe7b2b95c61ec26f5bf1474c927\n\nGodspeed |
| Fuck Bitcoin. Micron actually makes shit. |
| not sorry for your loss |
| PYPL still has a market cap of $45 billion. There are so many shares outstanding. |
| You'd get downvoted hard on here just 2 days ago for saying gamestop has no realistic way to complete that buyout |
| But PayPal value play😂 |
| Zero chance u hate azure |
| AI has utility and people love it despite how much they tell you they don't. The dotcom companies were valued so high for no reason. |
| yes |
| crazy, congrats on the gains |
| So PLTR shatters earnings expectations and it sells off. Is the valuation finally setting in? |
| Beating myself for not getting in and just watching it pump |
| No news is good news when yesterday news was bombs. \n\nIt feel like a bulltrap, so you want a ber trap to help you feel better about slamming calls? If it feels like a bulltrap you should just be sitting and watching for puts |
| It’s the Bitcoin of this whole thing |
| PayPal new all time low 👀 |
| I have like 10 soxl shares from 2021/2022 that are up over 500% lol. I’m such bad at investing cuz why didn’t I full port my internship money instead of just buying 10 |
| Good morning, I hate Microsoft (ticker: MSFT). |
| Looks like you know what you’re doing…time to triple down |
| Ha Gameslop getting fucked again. It's on the Website, duh. That interview was peak regardium. lmao |
| remindme 60d |
| I got a neo. It’s great. I use it for work. It’s the price of a nice Chromebook but 10,000x better. |
| War: -0.5% \nJust kidding, no war: +2% |
| Can I get it right meow? |
| Just buy calls man. lol |
| Top just dropped |
| MU up 400% since I got in last July 🙂 |
| IMO when something is running so much before earnings it is rare that it moon but what do I know ( I am in this sub) |
| They’re building an American version of the Chinese social credit score |
| Almost every stock except for like a dozen are down 50% from 8 months ago… \n\nSpy could easily hit 800 |
| Who needs a quant when price follows a 45 degree angle upward |
| We are with you on that lol |
| Don't question it, just enjoy it. |
| Also wanna add if you feel extreme pain or notice rapid swelling, ER asap as other people mentioned. |
| I guess my QQQ 666 puts were not so funny after all 🤡 |
| I bought calls after weeks on the sideline. The top is officially in. That’s a sell signal if ever there was one ☝️ |
| hegseth said that iran attacking UAE and ships is not in breach of the ceasefire lol. |
| Are you man or wooman? |
| All those people full port ASTS |
| I thought I was a regard for owning 100k at 20$. |
| Theyre eating the dogs theyre eating the dips |
| This run is literally never going to end. Theres literally nothing that can stop it |
| Just buy $MU |
| Go for it and report back |
| Apparently the batch that just went out is extremely flammable- but you didn’t hear that from me. |
| Taking too much viagra can cause brain aneurysms. |
| Time to clock in and be a wage slave 😔 |
| what goal does him playing dumb serve that couldn’t be achieved if he didn’t play dumb? it could be argued that if he is able to properly explain where the money is coming from that could be beneficial for the company. it’s possible that he just didn’t know how to answer the question because he hadn’t gone through all the details, which is tbh fine. |
| A new set of peace talks will rip spy 2% up and so on and on |
| I know this is gonna be a risk but SOXL puts might work here. Chips cant keep going up like this right? |
| I bet you could make a dope hookah out of an old R2 unit. |
| QQQ. We've been consistently green with nearly no overnight activity. Then today and nearly no news, it's greening. Is it because Iran is going to france to "chat?" So there's hope of a conclusion?\n\nThis feels like too much of a bull trap. If we don't get a huge dip at open, I'd be very weary. |
| PYPL 10% down pre-market\n\nUnder $40 today?? |
| Alright, who wants a mustache ride? |
| You become Ivanka's boyfriend |
| MU up $30 overnight. Thanks guys, I owe you one 🙂 |
| I am playing arm, it has double earnings basically, if amd good today it will follow, if not they are reporting Wednesday |
| Yeah Hormussy open |
| Yea, when in doubt just buy 1week spy calls on red days. |
| I just imagined him walking out mid Pete talk or tweeting during it. |
| You may not know what they do, but they know what you do |
| I'm sure Axios is behind whatever it is |
| Still need pltr to go up atleast 10$ |
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| Please learn different between can and will? Don’t ignore balance sheet. |
| Pump me harder daddy based |
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| Market took some viagra, but now it won’t go down. Is anyone here a doctor? |
| I’m just showing what’s possible and also proving that I’m one of the best traders/investors ever |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| Hope you bought puts. |
| OK my balls are starting to tingle here |
| MU just tearing it up |
| Yesterday |
| I'm regarded by some as a bear. |
| Haha |
| Be wary of an epic bull trap. If the market dumps, then we might not see some of these all-time highs for another or year or two. |
| Stop describing my Tuesday |
| it's not money, there is nothing behind it. |
| If they gave red day here and there no would doubt this fake ass pump |
| Coming back to thank you for this. Good find. |
| iran is all talk |
| Imagine missing the 20-21’ hype train then not making money on semis the past year |
| Comparing the economic conditions their generation had when they were up and coming and the state they left it in and calling it dumb is…\n\nJust put the fries in the bag dude. |
| Can we see SNDK in a CAR-like situation?? lol |
| He aint scheduled to? |
| Honestly this is what WSB should be all about! Well done son ! |
| there hasn't been a single real dip in over a month. not one day with a >1% loss. in comparison to all other times SPY rocketed, this is damn near a vertical leap in comparison. so consolidation, when it does go red it comes right back before the end of day. |
| It’s impressive how in consistently able to trade up to the same exact value, then lose most of it, then trade right back. I just need to break that ceiling one time… |
| I mean if you wanna go by the most conservative estimates then the safe withdrawal rate is as low as 2.7%\n\nFor a college student I think it’s reasonable to use some money now when it has greater utility |
| If MSFT doesn’t pump today I fucking don’t know |
| you really think this cares about the iran war, ok well get a 1% drop so what |
| No! |
| Kegsbreath shotgunned 4 beers in 15 seconds |
| you could see on the FRED/Fed M2 money supply chart where we hit 2026 and they said, "okay, time to get to work" - just a relentless pump\n\nif i had to guess, it's some wheeling and dealing and scheming by the Treasury to print dollars and not direct FED intervention |
| is this pump today hopes, dreams or delusions based |
| You will have that by Friday |
| So what's the fake news oil is dumping on today? |
| If you’re losing money in this market you’re either regarded or a bear |
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| Buy the levrage stock |
| Puts at open |
| Can I stop crying in the casino please |
| The pumps are fake but the money is real as long as you withdraw\n\n🧠 |
| If you have to choose between those 2, I'd go with micron. |
| I got paypal calls so the drop was expected; you're welcome bears |
| SNDK up 2%. That’s basically a red day for it. |
| Yes, its not too late. just go all in on calls like how i did |
| Me and my balls coated in microplatics, ready for some 0DTE calls. |
| They would point to cat being value when its hardly that. |
| That's a nice divvy, but Jeff Amazon gonna kill em. |
| All aboard the DigitalOcean hype train! Take off in 15 minutes |
| If movie comes out in 2035, we are heading to new highs all the way for next 8-9 years.\n\nThat's enough to have FU wealth till then 😃 |
| the market is front-running a TACO however due to high stock prices 🥭 is less likely to TACO and more likely to double down. \n🥭 doubling down => 🏳️🌈🐻 signal \nreverse taco trade not priced im |
| ABSI looking like it might be worth trillions. |
| Shit blows up and stocks go up. I’m starting to get it |
| I guess SHOP go down this morning. |
| Ye, the job opening data coming out soon |
| Isnt most of the local 2nd hand online markets also asset of of ebay? |
| Gas $5 a gallon\n\nData centers getting cancelled left and right\n\nSPY: Fuck it we ball |
| Shares are ok especially pltr will be back with no time, PayPal might take a week. Options are fucked |
| What happened during the press conference this morning? I missed it |
| I usually have the feeling of “this can’t keep going straight up like this” but now I’m feeling it will and want calls. Might be short term top if I buy them. |
| Get it checked, could be a torsion. If that shit turns blue, you have a few hours to have it surgically fixed or you lose a testicle.\n\nAlso stop jacking it so hard |
| 102.5. 99.95 support |
| Taco fuckin Tuesday comes through again. What a great day not to be a bear. |
| Now imagine if there was no uncertainty… maybe then, it would tank |
| Whenever SPY has melted up or down 0.5% pre market, it’s usually one hell of a day |
| Do it |
| I have 10 shares of NBIS at $10 in my RothIRA. AMA. |
| Half cash, half website |
| Single digit pe foeva |
| “It’s half cash half stock”…. “I don’t understand your question” 💀🍻 |
| The market is gonna rip, and NVDA is going to stay pinned under $200. It's the law |
| until they don‘t lol |
| Sometimes random medication or supplements can have weird effects. I’d see a doctor though |
| wait for open, sndk is gonna drop a whole 0,5% before pumping another 6% |
| It was leaked tho |
| when it comes to your family jewels, go see a doctor |
| you know institutional and global money goes short too right? |
| Try a heat pack. |
| All the time. Should probably see a doctor |
| Watch from the sideline |
| Spy decided that it would not be retesting any support nor correcting in a $100 1-month swing, blasting through ATHs amidst global uncertainty and multiple wars |
| No that‘s not true. Inflation usually leads to higher interest rates which increases expected return for investors which leads to lower prices. |
| Yeah but we will thoroughly enjoy the next one |
| If this another 2% day, I'm literally selling everything |
| TTWO slowly climbing up. GTA 6 trailer soon? |
| Someone convince me to not put my life savings into DRAM leaps |
| Yeah that report right after earnings really fucked up the stock. 6.81% dividend though. |
| if the markets rips today im moving my remaining cash to treasuries because this shit is just random |
| that's rough, sorry to hear - I've been afraid of getting anywhere near stuff that is like that\n\nI know the money I buy, it's going to fall & the moment I short, it'll go up another 10% |
| What do you purchase with it? |
| Bers opened short positions and bought puts that are dated from April crash to leaps all the way next year, we probably won't be crashing until a large amount of them are wiped by Jun, Jul, or whenever people start pivoting into being bols since the most popular purchases regardless of positions for most retails are options with 3 months out expiry dates. |
| Because those of us in data have to clean up the mess left behind by them.\n\n\nNone of their products are ground breaking or anything, it's all standard stuff. The real issue is selling a vision instead of reality and then awful offshored data engineers that clearly don't understand the actual data and "forward deployed engineers" aka bad BAs that half ass requirements. |
| Bitcoin up. MSTR up. Snip snap. |
| What do you mean no reason? Theres this thing that keeps printing infinite money, the money will push assets up. |
| Yup.\n\nThey bought land and property for free. They Started businesses in low regulation and low competition enviroments.\n\nThey destroyed the planet to grow those businesses.\n\nThey are now in charge of the banks the fed the government everything and they aint letting go til they are out.\n\nWhen its all done with their cash they will buy whatever remaining land and call it a day. |
| Here's the thing. THIS is the dip |
| Ooh premarket is getting jumpy, lots of volume buying and selling already. Should be an interesting day, buckle up |
| Any guys ever have an issue with testicular discomfort. Kinda feels like the muscles there are spazzing out and now one of my nuts feels like out of place. It’s not pain, just uncomfortable. |
| Are you stupid? Stocks only go up |
| S&P is only up about 5% ytd. Not that crazy. I expect we continue to run this month with a setback in summer. And we end the year around +10-12% |
| In hindsight, there’s been so much swing opportunity with RKLB but am too pussy |
| Only moves are overnight. We get scraps |
| Wow I would have been better off with spy 1dtes than playing pltr |
| The bulls would get too scared and sell their positions to MMs |
| I see my 719p is likely fucked, market is back to ignoring reality |
| >***Cramer defends AMD after downgrade: ‘This stock is going to go up much more’ -*** [CNBC](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/04/jim-cramer-amd-stock-downgrade.html)\n\nlol, LMAO even |
| This is the only casino where people cry when they win. |
| i am |
| Why would the market even go down? The people in charge of the movement have their net worth invested in it. \n\nWhat are they gonna say? “ya know what, we should crash our own portfolios.” |
| Red, White and Blue bubble sounds like the market. |
| Don’t let the nasdaq get to 30,000. They will bring that up instead of answering war crime and pedo questions |
| Inside trading before taco Tuesday? |
| Sucks to suck 👌 |
| NBIS is gonna do a SNDK this year |
| Printed money has to go somewhere. |
| 3 is never coming out and 2 is mid |
| That room only has chair of the cuck 🐥 |
| Aye I’m not complaining but did MSTR already beat earnings or something? |
| PYPL 5yr chart is so beautiful |
| Gonna need that to change ASAP |
| Sir, boomers are in their 80s. They are not involved whatsoever in whatever dumb ass conspiracy nonsense you believe. Just say you're a lazy ass kid that wants a participation trophy |
| Honestly it would do a way better job than any of these geriatric monsters |
| Has 🥭 spoke yet? |
| add Buttcoin to the list of things that don't care about months and months of $80-120 oil\n\ncrazy, i thought they needed 24/7 server farms and energy inputs, but i guess not, nothing matters, nothing is real |
| Just like SOXL, MSTU gotta rise back up |
| thank you for your sacrifice 🫡 |
| Dude this sucks. Literally everything is up and there’s no dip to buy. Was hoping for a buying opportunity to buy calls on something for a 4-5 bagger today, but it’s all already up huge. And I don’t trust buying puts. |
| What is going on??? Seriously |
| /r/ValueInvesting setting up their cuck chairs to talk about how PYPL is even better of an investment now |
| From the article: \n\n... the agency received the report on April 30, Evercore ISI analyst Umer Raffat noted it could have occurred even sooner, “at or before April 15.” **The pill went on sale in the U.S. on April 9**.\n\nWithout a patient’s full history, it’s impossible to assign the event to Foundayo, Shin said, pointing out that the pill had been “put through the clinical trial ringer” prior to its launch.\n\nLiver events have been reported across all GLP-1 drugs, typically stemming from pre-existing conditions, he wrote. However, large-scale trials show no significant difference in liver event rates between Foundayo and placebo groups.\n\nNothing burger. |
| When did he say that? Do you have a link to an article? |
| AMZN bruh |
| Wheres the "trust me bro short MSTR" guy? 🐥 |
| Wild . You think it’s got more momentum ? I can’t tell wtf it’s gonna do |
| Half cash half stock half missing |
| LOL some people still think BTC is “fake” money |
| Shit is so fucking rigged. Im 100% sure Basset is funneling tax payer money to pump markts. Real capitalist stock markt would be like SPY 300 imo |
| 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 2% day! |
| Bro That is the most regarded thing I ever heard |
| Don’t worry, you’ll get bailed out. |
| Told you UPS was going to take it in the butt. |
| March 2022 article |
| At least a couple weeks, I’d close any position you have unless there far leaps otherwise theta gonna take a lot away |
| It wont dump trust me lol, even i bought it and it still ran. |
| pypl bulls in shambles fuck your earnings beat |
| Poor payp holders, i saw Valueinvesting sub recommeding all the time, the man who predicted 2008 also bought haha |
| Day 3 of 0DTE 725c buying … been 0/2 since Friday |
| Nah I’m man had enough |
| One time some lady in a little artsy tourist town was handing out cookies. They looked good. I ate one. She then told me it was crickets. I wanted to fucking kill her right there. |
| Once again, the entire semiconductor industry is worth another few percent overnight. |
| is this truly the greatest market rally of all time? \n\nbeen running in a straight line up since the beginning of April lmfao? \n\nNot for nothing but that’s insane it’s been basically buy every day for a whole month |
| I think of you measure it in freedom units you have a better chance of getting it through |
| Did you hear them? |
| I’m not selling my AMD shares, if it drops after earnings I will buy more. |
| Provide us with an update.. are you already a millionaire?! |
| wth PYPL?\n\n |
| Yeah, I agree with you. But just by pure logic I am thinking that for these bad news for LLY to come this soon, especially when they are the runner-up on oral medication, might show that they still don't have absolute market dominance on GLP1 meds. This is something to strategically keep in mind for the future I would think, plus just looking at the chart, LLY is ridiculously overbought and in dire need of a cool-off. Let's see how this is going to play out and what will happen in the future. |
| Sorry sold it |
| my god, SOUN gays just woke up |
| Maybe, but that's a lot of gainz before shit drops. |
| Megadoodoo 🐥🦖 |
| Use baby oil just in case bro |
| Back to vomiting and crying at the same time |
| Show your puts |
| Keep buying retards, if we miss the moon, then we are going for the star! 💫 |
| I can see who has puts based on some of these comments lmao. Salty ass bears |
| **Vicki Vallencourt!** |
| top comment lol. anything that suggests to regards to buy tech gets upvoted |
| SNDK or nbis |
| I refuse to buy sndk and ruin the fun for everyone else. |
| So we filled a gap yesterday only to leave another gap today lol |
| 13/14th Gen were made on Intel 7 (DUV).\nEuv expanded yield.\nHigh na euv expands yields even more. |
| Ok doomer |
| thats what they said a year ago tho |
| Literally the first generation in history to leave their children and grandchildren in a worse economic situation 🤌️ they fucked us, the environment and the economy and now they burn all their money in retirement homes. |
| "I didn't do shit" - T. ROBINSON |
| I bought 350 shares yesterday. Was hoping it would continue down to buy more. Unfortunately my puts are rekt |
| For sure. It's about 4% losing money vs 12% in dotcom, roughly (in the S&P), so something to keep an eye on for sure. \n\nAlso megacaps selling to megacaps and buying up the tech from smaller companies. \n\nIt's just very different, but has its own caveats of course. |
| Ewy $200 EOM is all but guaranteed. Koreans have the midterms on June 3rd and they will do everything in their power to keep the market pumping until then. |
| Lol literally pumping for no reason. Biggest scam market of all time |
| *global economy collapsing infront of our eyes*\n\nSPY “fuck it, another 2% day” |
| I feel this way with rklb and plnt |
| Ber just got upgraded to highest level of endangered species |
| Im going long in Palantir. I don’t give a fuck |
| Not even a 1950s phone number |
| I hate big Pharma as much as the next person but one isolated case of liver failure has very little significance. |
| Good luck bro. I am sitting on a lot of cash but deploying more of it in tech lately. Hope I don't get my ass torn out. |
| Wait til you hear about the instant, incurable blindness |
| Retard market, its gonna collapse soon in 7-8 months |
| Literally just buy futes come back 1 hour later and profit |
| Thought inverse sandisk was a good idea 🪤🧑🦯 |
| This feels so surreal 😭 |
| This yall! Why can’t we all come together bers and bulls. Let shit crash, buy it all up, pump and dump so we all eat steak. |
| hegseth just preparing a mega rug pull lol |
| Anyone else have a few tickers they like to trade because they feel “cozy” in a way? I’ve always loved playing swings on RIVN, WMT, and CSCO for some reason.\n\nI feel like I just *get* them |
| /NQ 28k 🥳 |
| Look closely you little hedge fund managers… people talking about old meme stocks means there’s something new that’s cooking they are distracting you from… |
| Ok I go long on all the AI meme stocks! Everything is AI who cares about oil prices 😜😅 |
| I've had to come in and clean up their mess on more than one occasion |
| Yeah, bc they track stock spreads which have been awful at times |
| Yeah, but you still won't be a lard ass anymore. Calls |
| Oh boy, are we talking about bonds again? What's next, yen carry trade? Chinese real estate crash? The easter bunny? |
| The year is 2057. President Claude AI is running for reelection on the promise of reducing the price of insect-based human sustenance by increasing domestic cricket production. |
| Remember when Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the mud dogs paid off the national debt |
| Keep buying 😂😂😂😂 |
| fucktardmarket |
| Saylor for president is not a joke. |
| Build your own airline and dump out the door before landing! |
| we're up over 4% premarket, baby!!! |
| Which should I full port? MU or SNDK? |
| Most apples are red so makes sense |
| I'm 40s but being a bear has made me feel like 60 something. |
| SOUN Yolo\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/e4g0k1mnibzg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e33b364b38870bdf41ffcde1eaecfa45e8bf923a |
| Best it can do is 199 til next week |
| What those accounts gotta do with hood? |
| day goodbye to microslop at open |
| shorting stuff? how are you down with everything green |
| Imagine being a paypal bull |
| Somebody needs to tell kegsbreath that the hantavirus ship is transporting fentanyl and full of narco terrorists. Problem solved. |
| Ariba |
| Its $350bn doesn't make sense. more than 100x forward P/E. Its already priced to perfection. So the drop now is probably sell the news. |
| TSLA 🙌 |
| Feel u |
| Nokia giving me a rimjob |
| Bers thought, therefore they lose money. LMAO🤌 |
| Should have never sold my stake, pivoted most back into QQQ and DRAM |
| You will get that thirty four dollars back one day king |
| Imagine telling your kids that you dint become a millionaire on the greatest bull run in history LOL |
| When will meta rally again |
| Gay money make no money. I make no money. |
| INTC close 103.4 today |
| To reiterate again:\n\nThe first move is fake\nThe second move is gay\n\nI'm not actually sure about the third move because I've usually panic sold by that point. |
| Look at P/E and you'll know |
| Everyone knows we're in a bubble, any bets on when it'll burst? This year for sure. |
| literally shaking rn at the possibility of retirement by this Friday at the age of only 32 if spy goes to new ATH of 12000. |
| Is NVDA ATH EOD too much to ask for? |
| Sinker de Mayer today |
| Married 16 years now bro. No GF here. We both getting older. Jesus, tho, I look back at old photos of us and I am just shook at the perfect 10 that I bagged. Still looks great. |
| This shit will not crush until boomers cash out for retirement. They wont let it.\n\nBoomers man, the only generation to pull up the ladder bend them and blame the next gens for the economy. |
| My poor MSTU covered calls with strike well below the cost basis are gonna fuck me, but I guess it could be a loss for some of my gains? |
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| Okay cool but have you heard of ligma? |
| It's odd that lip balm is either shaped like a weiner or a nut. No other choices |
| Already down a paycheck in premarket. I don’t deserve love |
| Asts moon bigly pls |
| I have a few 1000C for jun 18 (we’re on wsb anything more than 1DTE is a leap) |
| It’s just like, so stupid |
| In 18yrs from now? |
| Problem is if your liver stops working you don’t get to watch TV ads or do anything else anymore as your new job is pushing daisies |
| $SOUN is ready to go |
| Guess what’s not green, fucking AAPL |
| NOT SELLING UNTIL GAMESTORE STOCK LOOKS LIKE MY BANK ACCOUNT $1.73 |
| Cinco de Mayo 🎉🥳 |
| No, you get downvoted for saying things middle schoolers think are deep. |
| I noticed that a lot of spreads have been shit this year on various stocks |
| this is turning into a lockout rally, way different than last years move.\n\nits just gonna force everyone to pile in when they dont want to |
| Appreciate the discount yesterday |
| “spirit”\n\nI like the metaphorical foreshadow |
| 730 today |
| Been buying as much as I can under 80 |
| Is it time for mstr calls? |
| I hear fast boats have been very successful. |
| Apes did the price turn into a phone number yet |
| *Your liver will hate this one simple trick* |
| You need to reset your gf every 8-10 years back to 20ish and just never look in the mirror |
| Every time I think MU reaches a peak, it makes me look like a fool |
| Bears in shambles LOL |
| Pricing in a peace deal for the 5th time |
| Some of you read this thread by New and not by controversial and it shows in your portfolio |
| Damn, would have made millions |
| Either that or a steroid user. |
| Just vibing again |
| Calls! |
| Only if it then proceeds to jump to 800 |
| Lmao, it's the cool thing to do |
| Okay, I'm back from a brief vacation. We can resume losing money now. |
| hola retardos, seems like a little uppies today, but who knows |
| I have no idea what news is happening but I'm assuming SPY $750 by friday |
| Chat I want to bring candy to a country that loves it but the airline that takes me there does not. What are some clever ways to hide 2 kilos of powdered sugar to get through? |
| Here forba good time not a long time |
| what has a better shot at doubling money today? SPY $725 calls 0dte or TSLA $400 calls expiring tomorrow? |
| How the fuck do we keep going up lol |
| Lay off the pipe |
| Mu forward pe about 6 still. Sndk forward pe about 19. |
| I'm retardmaxxing and proud of it bc remember either we risk it or we work at wendys |
| No |
| Has your liver stopped working after taking lly's weight loss medication? You may be entitled to compensation. Dont hesitate, give us a..\n\n> looking foward to 10 years of these fucking ads |
| the taco of the taco will catch a lot of ppl with their pants down |
| I resign today, as president of The Bank |
| The job opening data has a Big impact on the trade market right? |
| Meanwhile NVDA is the inbred cousins |
| Lmao I came here to say this, I was gonna call him a retard but then he’s worth dozens times more than me |
| It would be marvelous if SPY tanked to 710 at open |
| Calls on replacement livers. |
| They're both problems. I was expecting it but later, this appeared quite soon. It's not a great thing for small molecules. As I said, this is bullish for peptides, so this is also why LLY will not really fall, tirz is unaffected by these news. |
| Iran isn't even a real place\n\nHave you been there and seen it personally? |
| Sorta weird how aging just creeps up on you. Still feel 20something but def don't look it. |
| Despite things going worse then ever, its very promising |
| I get downvoted for speaking facts. Smh… |
| Because its too high, it cant possibly keep going up 🤓 |
| YOU CANNOT STOP THE PUMP THE MONEY MAKES MONEY TO MAKE MONEY |
| when does that happen? |
| The old "fuck over the other markets so they have to come to yours" strategy has been working so far hasn't it. |
| I sold 1 call against my AMD position. I expect +30% pump on earnings |
| Got 150s for Friday. Inshallah |
| Wouldn't an addict be excluded by the study? |
| It’s just +5% every single day. Rubbing it in my face |
| USO 0dte calls and then hope for war escalation or rumors\n\nIt would have worked if you did it yesterday when oil jumped 4% |
| Seeing pre market so green makes me scared |
| Less then a hour left to see if market pump or dump |
| I feel so naughty seeing my oil stocks and semi stocks go up simultaneously |
| Yall think MU has further to go? It feels crazy but also i thought that about SNDK at $600 |
| Guys I think freshman means he just transitioned to a man, you guys are overthinking this |
| PINS WTF |
| Hey guys, it’s me. The United States Oil Fund. I am officially putting in my letter of resignation, effective immediately, from the NASDAQ. |
| Wasn't Alyx supposed to be HL3? |
| Thanks Mr Axios. |
| r/ValueInvesting in shambles $PYPL |
| Lol, get a load of this guy,. He wants to barter goods and services again |
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| LFG |
| Only companies making money are the ones that sell the hardware. No money is being made by actual AI companies. |
| So what did Colin Jost say today that pumped the markets so? |
| Do you know what they’re called? |
| NRGV GO BRRRRR |
| Thanks for the gist of it |
| can't believe this shit SNDK only goes up lmao |
| When you enter the casino, leave your sense of logic at the door. Don't expect anything to make any sense. |
| Don’t own puts. I’m just here for the loss porn eventually |
| I don’t understand your question |
| > adults in the room \n\nI love that we talk like this. I know what you mean. I'd be buddies if you want to on linkedin or snapchat or something. |
| Max pain is defined by the price I've bought at. |
| I thought it was strange at first that cnbc was interviewing Freddie prinze jr. On the matter |
| Talks going very good again |
| Pltr fuck your puts fuck your calls |
| yeah probably open with a big green candle and then slowly drop and close somewhere between open and yday's close |
| Half stock, half cash? |
| pltr reversal? |
| What calls should I buy at open |
| Smci |
| !banbet INTC 150 60d |
| PLTR is going green |
| Half Life 3 will come out before GTA 6 at least |
| It's eventually going to catch up to SNDK. Leaps on MU are money in the bank. |
| Because the companies are actually backed by earnings this time? \n\nOverpriced, sure, but all expansion phases can be considered bubbles then |
| Breaking the law and getting away with it\n\nSo hot right now |
| If this holds up, it’s a big deal, safety scares can hit sentiment way harder than earnings. Weight-loss drugs are already crowded, so anything like liver issues could shift market share fast.\n\nWouldn’t be surprised if people start rotating toward competitors like NVO short term, especially with earnings coming up. |
| Better tax , no early assignment, cash settled |
| Might have a chance to buy them back for about even or a minimal loss before Thursday. Or the market might not like their outlook and their earnings could dump. Seems like Neutron is pretty delayed. |
| GLP-1s don't cause liver failurr. Weight loss in general causes liver failure. Your body stores all the bad shit in your body in fat tissue and when you burn that the liver needs to work over time to filter it out. This happens with all weightloss plans. \n\nCalls only. buy the dip |
| You misspelled WU |
| He's definitely drinking his own seed |
| Should I play half life 2 before 3 comes out? Is 3 still coming out? |
| and caesar wept for there were no more stonks to full port into |
| Hahah same |
| Guilty but sub $6 cost basis |
| There is a maxim in the quant community that politics is just the "tail risk", meaning it barely moves the markets. What we see these days proves that politics is actually the very reason markets move. Markets move according to politicians' best interests |
| Not every company can do HBM, which MU/SK/Samsung are the only ones producing |
| They know, that's why the house always wins |
| Ur anoo gonna be red and open |
| only reason I’m up 900% on MU is bc the taxes terrify me |
| I simply refuse to believe pre market is real |
| Im the one guy who can figure out immortality and the system keeps me down 😠 |
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| !banbet IREN 5% 1d |
| Applying lip balm before sucking another man |
| PYPL is the ultimate money laundering machine. Bullish |
| Pumping all the way until the moment 🥭 decides to tweet something about making Iran pay for breaking ceasefire \n\nHuge gap down\n\nThen eventual talks are going well as we rebound\n\nIt's just a matter of WHEN, and you're not an insider so are you ready to be exit liquidity |
| PaVVVVVantir |
| My God, once the Trump accounts kick in, the HOOD rebound is going to be insane |
| $FIG |
| I don’t understand your question |
| This guy could talk all day and say a whole lot of nothing. |
| GOOG 1000 wen? |
| squeezing soon, patience |
| Need to see a new ath |
| War on -0.5%\n\nWar off +4%\n\nInfinite money glitch 🤌️ |
| Bro underestimating the impact of tech on markets. Love Buffett and errythang, I hold BRKB (good to have boomer shit when tech crashes), but bro is 169 years old and things have changed. |
| Only reason I’m up 900% on MU is bc the taxes terrify me |
| How have yall not invested in SNDK yet lol |
| They venture into lots of spaces. Doesn’t mean designers will just switch from their preferred tools to some generic ai design software. When everyone can create code, the design is the biggest differentiator. Figma is their workflow. Their proof of record. It’s how teams work together. |
| Speed running liver explosion |
| Before they break the law again or after? \n\nThey need Sen. Warren on their board. |
| You know you can't actually dive into a pool of gold coins |
| So basically the same as an entry level desk job. |
| Buy in May and definitely stay. |
| Your question |
| give it time (if you have it) |
| Probably, but hope you’re wrong |
| We’re gonna miss this stupid war when it’s over |
| People popping these things like candy are in for a rude awakening. |
| Reddit is the fuel of the retardmaxing era. |
| Sandisk is the new MU while WDC gets its shit together. |
| Lets make the stakes even more fun, and turn 500 into 50k |
| Duh.. the funny thing is he borrows against Tesla shares to get cash, then buys Tesla stock pamping it. Infinite free money. |
| Something I’ve learnt about myself recently is that I really don’t play well with others 🤔 |
| unless lucid say they’ve created ai with the help of jesus christ himself then they’re cooked, burnin through uber money like a WSB member at a roulette table |
| My pltr calls aren't doing so well |
| Why PayPal is down so much with excellent earning report (beat on both revenue and earning)? Manipulation? |
| You got this |
| Red by open |
| I didn’t buy at 200 because it was overpriced… I did my research on memory a little late. I got in at 480. |
| get into figma before $25 |
| Alright who’s still in POET regards |
| PLTR +3% EOD |
| Fortune favors the bold |
| Imagine thinking about how to build a diverse portfolio when you could've aped into MU a week ago and 3x the performance of spy YTD |
| Let me enjoy |
| Please always remember that currency is invented and in reality meaningless. If the FED wanted to, they could make the dollar go to 0 tomorrow, and then you’re stuck holding millions of pieces of firestarter covered in a decade of filth. |
| Yesterday I bought some 0dte SPY calls and immediately the market dumped due to some useless war news that didn’t affect anything. I averaged down twice and ended up losing it all. Now I might have to go all in and try to get money back. |
| *falling\nBecause its going to $20 |
| You managed to screw up both his first name AND last name, congrats, retard. |
| What is gayer between applying lip balm and sucking another man? |
| Furry Beary Burry just sold all his Gamestop stores. If we can buy them all up, we'll own eBay right? Right? |
| How do you have this much money in the first place? |
| Make sure whoever you pick are not corporate dentists. They wills scam you like a car mechanic. Call their offices, and ask them if they are "part of a DSO". Dental Service Organizations are corporate offices that are often owned by suits and not dentists. Another question to ask is if their practice is 100% owned by local dentists. |
| Alcoholic, fat, roided out body by builder with Dinky Do Disease. |
| Until Friday. |
| Smart |
| \nWith call wall at 600 MU is going to rocket further if it stays above it |
| Crazy how blocking the Strait of Hormuz unlocked a hidden technique for SPY so it never goes down. |
| Accidentally picked up a limit order call before closing bell yesterday but never expected to get filled. It was a happy accident. |
| Sitting at break even and deciding whether it's actually a massive piece of shit. |
| Puts on my health vision is getting saturated while I’m working and my head hurts feel like I might pass out |
| It won't be a test |
| 50k on 0dte strike $725 at open. (Not a licensed financial advisor) just a Gambler. |
| No, they are not front-running your orders, that is highly regulated and illegal. RobinHood gets paid (via PFOF) to route the orders to market makers (Citadel, etc) where they will fill your order out of their own inventory. They are required by law to fill you within the NBBO bid/ask, but that is it. The MM's profit nearly the full bid/ask spread. In that case, there is no incentive for them to fill better than they need to.\n\nIf the broker does not use PFOF, they are capable of sending your order to multiple lit/dark pools and MMs, and then get the best price. This is a case where the broker is incentivized to actually give you real price improvement. I believe only Vanguard(horrible UX, and I don't think they do price improvement), Fidelity(better) and IBKRpro(best) are in this category for equities.\n\nWhen you turn to options, I believe there is only one that does not use PFOF. Yes, Fidelity uses PFOF for options and I don't care what Vanguard does here, so IBKRpro stands alone as the only non-PFOF options broker. However, even among the PFOF options brokers, they are not the same. The lower tier brokers will route you to their best price while the better brokers (Fidelity, Schwab, TT) have routing engines that will fight for midpoint fills. |
| PLTR CALLS \nLUCID PUTS\n\nall you need 🤝 |
| Sugar Free Peach Red Bull is better than all others |
| Can we create an inverse Burry index please |
| Breaking: My understanding is its on the website |
| $800 per share is base case in my opinion....SNDK is 2k per share, if not 3k per share. |
| This is paywalled but I presume he means we should go all in on options during war then because holding cash is just wasting your chance a massive gains. |
| WE MEMORY CONSTRAINED UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE |
| I need sndk to keep rocketing and space stocks to keep plummeting so I can time the reversal and pull a Scrooge McDuck |
| The one that doesn't look like moose |
| PYPL needs to be at like 35 a share |
| With call wall at 600 MU is going to rocket further if it stays above it |
| Gunna need to be one strong rope. OP probably obese on chicken tendies |
| Unpack your bags kids, I get to keep the house |
| Trash stock 👌 |
| Stress is a fucking killer man. |
| What’s the date /strike? |
| MU AND SNDK BABYYYY 🤑🤑🤑 |
| Cashapp is king |
| So how much gamestock do I buy? Clearly you don’t want to miss this rocket ship. |
| Vlad tenev defending Ryan cohen is interesting |
| Do it then, bitch. You won't, pussy (I have deep otm puts and need a miracle, pls) |
| No they plan on trying harder to force an Iranian response |
| Most of these regards can’t or won’t accept the signs. ACT accordingly |
| Where are my SOUN hounds? |
| It’s all fun and games till the bubble bursts and all the people without exits get vaporized. |
| Why shopa-shit down? |
| Up yours, bears!!! |
| Yeah, I guess it's time for me to buy calls. I'm tired of this. Whatever happens, happens. See you guys after my results. |
| that's a lot of hate for someone working his ass off and turned a dying brick and mortar store to be profitable. nobody ever says "wow, good job man!" just want to spew hate. He was dishing out the respect those "reporters" deserved. You don't get to trash someone for years while they're actually working and you're just a paid puppet and demand respect. What have any of these "reporters" ever achieved in their life that was beneficial to society? This dude is a hard working kid that made billions taking on Amazon in the pet industry and now he's trying to do again in a bigger way. Why don't you save the hate and start cheering him on and see if he can make history...again. We need to be nicer in this life and root for the hard workers and not play into the hands of the "news" and the grifters. |
| no war in ba sing se? |
| Warner Buffet says [never to hold money during a war.](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/warren-buffett-says-never-to-hold-money-during-a-war-heres-a-stagflation-playbook-for-stocks-11646655287?mod=mw_quote_news) |
| Can spx retest ath today??? |
| As long as you're fine with the possibility that your 50k might also turn into zero, there are countless my friend |
| I guess it’s safe to assume PayPal sold Venmo overnight |
| Down 10-20% irrespective of results. Same goes for AMD. |
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| PYPL just needs to pivot to being purely an AI company and it’ll go back to all time highs again. \nProblem solved. |
| I bought MU when people were saying its price was insane, it had run up way too much, this market is crazy etc. It's up 50% now lmao. |
| Market make sweet love to me. |
| Being cashgang is way more stressful than full porting with leverage. |
| Except people are posting and commenting AI slop. |
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| Lol PayPal value investors fucked again 😂😂😂 |
| did Duolingo mention AI or what happen |
| AMD puts are going to be generational wealth creators \n\nBut I’m always wrong so inverse me |
| So i picked msft , pltr , apple (sold when it dropped) this earnings call, all missed, FYI today i'm in SMCI, so if you want to make money do the opposite, i always pick the loosers... |
| Gen Z stopped drinking, and now they just doom scroll and have panic attacks while thinking of the opposite sex, or leaving their room. Bring back the booze. Civilization is depending on it. |
| PLTR calls @ open followed by hookers tonight 💰🤌🏼 |
| SNDK otm calls |
| Except Intel’s new **18A process node** and **RibbonFET** architecture are specifically designed for high performance and low power. \n\nHonestly, all the negativity towards Intel is about as insightful as a person who bashes Windows 11. IFKYK. |
| Oh yeah. lol wtf |
| SNDK going to rip on open as usual |
| Nah |
| yall funny af |
| SPY will only go red once I end up in the streets at this rate lmao |
| Sports betting is wild and futures are basically like trading long expiry options since you can cash out anytime. E.g., Good entry at beginning of season on San Antonio Spurs bet to win championship. $10 bet and I can cash out $70 at current odds. Max profit is $450 if they win the chip. I’m sorry but how do I not cash out right now for 6x profit. At the same time, it’s a dumb $10 bet so of course I will probably let it ride to zero. |
| bro it will fall like paypall\n\n |
| I'll be honest, I do not understand how your first comment refutes or proves my own or goodboxclub's comment. could you explain what I am missing and why I am so fucking stupid as you say? |
| Bet on black, twice |
| Time will show us the answer. For myself, I highly doubt that this will put the oil crisis on hold. Its not possible for the USA to protect this amount of ships during the travel through the strait (both directions).\n\nI apologize if some phrases are hard to understand, english isnt my main language. |
| I had some calls and unloaded 3/4 of them Friday so I got lucky on that front. \n\nIt’ll probably come back down to 19-20 and I’ll buy some more calls for January |
| Edit: 14% |
| My God, you can totally tell Vlad was groomed by Ken Griffin. He's starting to literally look like Robin Hood. |
| educate youre self |
| PLTR about to breakout a multi month resistance |
| don't you dare |
| Is VM still stuck in the straight fiasco? |
| PayPal will break it’s 52w low ($39) this week. It’s extremely overvalued right now. |
| Is lip balm gay |
| that's why god gave us 2 of every organ |
| $LITE earnings today how we feeling ? |
| seriously, what’s a gamble play that could turn 50k into 150k today? |
| Renewed attacks, strait still closed, and this shit still pumping lmao, geopolitical degrees might legit be made up |
| Are we prepared for a world where MSTR joins the Mag 7? |
| Why 680 if it can go to 580 |
| it does when you go all in |
| You are right tbh. I have started using it a lot more to explain myself. Its easier telling people "im diagnosed autistic" than explaining in depth certain things. \n\nLike, i have great capacity at expressing myself in writing, but im so shit at expressing myself live/in person. Expressing myself in person requires me to simultaneously scan for body language (mine and person/people im talking to), scanning for their tone and reactions, self-regulating for stress, convert thoughts into precise language and check for any long pauses i make. Its managable, but can be a bit overwhelming sometimes and therefore, if the matter is serious, i prefer communicating in writing.\n\nEven now im self-aware that i probably overexplained here. Again, tempted to use "im diagnosed autistic" to explain this too :D\n\nBut i know what you meant |
| Lol |
| I'm convinced elon is buying his own stock |
| I don’t understand the question |
| All these chips being bought eventually have to go into mainboards.\n\nCalls on SMCI for ER.\n\nSMCI 5/08 28c |
| It's Taint. |
| The next cycle is photonics. Everything that does lasers and substrates will go x10\n\n\nReddit is probably going to go brr as well but i'm a bit worried about the political bias and extremism on the platform. It takes 1 probe from the current admin to close the shop, they went way too far in the direction of the Epstein class that they can easily turn around. Garbage in grabage out applies to reddit data more so than any other source |
| Funny part is that nobody is taking profits, as it was risk-free market 😂😂😂 |
| My thoughts as well. It is pure insanity. Especially since literally any semiconductor company can jump onto the DRAM bandwagon with minor effort. |
| Did they end the war again |
| LOL!!! You got me brother |
| Yea i hear stories all the time about the Gen Z or whoever younger people are now not drinking and also not hooking up, 100 percent correlated \n\nOlder generations had the idea, drink booze smoke and drop out earlier |
| No |
| Sndk |
| How is this not a bubble? Its dotcom all over again. |
| Thats a weird way to come out of the closet |
| is paypal a failed company now? 🤣🤌🏼 |
| https://www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/biontech-close-sites-germany-singapore-affecting-1860-staff-2026-05-05/\n\n"Company plans $1 billion share buyback, cost cuts, reaffirms R&D budget"\n\n\nSome companies deserve to go bankrupt lol |
| Liver damage =/= liver failure. |
| Vlad Tenev is a lunatic. This interview is totally unhinged. Almost as bad as Ryan Cohen. |
| It's on the website |
| ADBE time to start using the gaping up power! |
| They are the dumbest overthinkers on the planet. |
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| Apple exploring Intel's offerings and placing some orders seems likely even if it is driven purely by diversification away from TSMC and Taiwan. 18a is the most power efficient node on the market right now, it's outright better than TSMC's 2nm in that regard. If Intel can be competitive on the pricing it would make sense to pivot some production to Intel for products where power efficiency is more important than performance. It's also noteworthy that 2nm and 3nm nodes from TSMC are not fabricated in the US, if you want domestically manufactured nodes than 18a is the most advanced node available in the US. |
| Unironically you would make more money working at Wendy’s. |
| So this market is never going down again lol |
| Hoping that when volume returns to USO, it craters. Not sure how or why, but when 🥭 says “war over,” the gas prices go down. Summary: dinosaur fluid prices are fake and gay. |
| Idk what that means but it makes me feel like I should buy some shares |
| But just think about how much better life will be when AI doubles the price of Gatorade on a hot day. |
| We did yesterday. 3 green days now |
| Is paypal buying ebay or what |
| Am retarted and sold RKLB CCs not realizing ER this week. Premium was sweet but now I get it. I can probably kiss those shares away. |
| Forget about puts and calls ... which one is the squirrel? |
| Fax |
| Rip pull |
| looking at the chart bankrupt |
| Indeed. Nothing matters. |
| What they do? Listening to you speculate on what they do. |
| Amdtard earnings will be just like Palantards.... |
| Yup, 5 years behind with two year experience on high na euv. Full Year before anyone else. \nOk 👌 |
| Last summer there are a few people shilled this trash company here in wsb, well before the Fuzzy Panda report. The CEO's track record can easily be found online, that's just facts, has nothing to do with that report. No serious investor will trust a CEO with such record. \n\nThis is at most a speculative play, trying to sell your bag to greater fool |
| wtf is happening to PayPal? |
| Yes. So the possibility of drug-induced hepatotoxicity can be a bfd |
| Probably a buy after earnjngs |
| Paypal: buy now, poor later. |
| Say it with me now. Premarket is f |
| Honestly, the sun could start going Supernovae and SPY would just be like “ oh cool. So, anyway …” +1,337% because F your puts |
| Why my NVDA calls kept going worthless, how do we know when to buy to make money consistently?m I dont want to flip once my dream hits my goal. |
| The one with the hottest assistant |
| Taco Supreme |
| Everyday I look at MU and I think I am too late. MU can not keep getting away with this. \n\nDon't worry MU bulls, I'm not getting in so it will keep going |
| If only those CNBC reporters could question some of the made up stuff coming from the current Administration. Great journalism doesn’t just let one crazy answer go by with a shrug of the shoulders. |
| your not the only one |
| I like to think there's a bit of MU in all of us |
| I hear you. Best to protect capital and trust your gut. |
| Who? Japan and the US govt |
| Someone here called it SanDick, and I’m still thinking to that comment 😂 |
| \nGuys the Ceasefire is still on! I’m being super cereal! Why will no one listen to me, guys! |
| You guys were talking about NOK, it’s Swedish relative Eric is a stones throwing away from a new 52 week high |
| I dont remember why i invested in DOCN back in 2021 (and hodl’d/forgot about it), but im glad i did |
| Fuck Tsla and Intel and this entire fake market. |
| Wow |
| This guy gets it, I’ve sat thru sales pitches of Databricks / Snowflake and PLTR, nothing Palantir does is unique, they just know how to sell to the C Suite. |
| I can't wait until until Vlad Tenev freezes the prediction market due to liquidity issues. I literally have $1 million in HOOD shares and am thinking about buying more. |
| Go to the dentist foo’! |
| Don't touch mrvl options, fuckin awful spreads |
| yeah, go to your local store and buy 5 bags. |
| PLTR will fly green at open 💰 🤌🏼 |
| DCON going nuts pre market |
| INTC: just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in |
| When you can do it yourself.. |
| PAINPAL LMFAO VALUE TRAP GARBAGE! |
| I doubled down on their latest drop. |
| 4/4 doctors prescribing it care a great deal |
| I’m just here to make money mate |
| I’m at work and I flicked a booger and hit a dude across the room hehe he was like what was that |
| Hydrated and ready to gamble |
| imagine paying Burry hundreds of dollars a month to lose money |
| duplicator |
| There’s like 6 highly rated dentists within a one mile radius. I don’t know which to choose and so I haven’t been to the dentist this year. What do I do |
| PayPal!! 😫😫 |
| Spy 728 |
| PayPal is a pure meme stock at this point |
| yeah pornhub gay section |
| I think we get straight South movement on open |
| So calls on LLY? LLY is good for shareholders, bad for patients, it sounds like. Money over livers |
| I spend more time each week figuring out ways how to bullshit my way through looking like I actually do my job so I can gamble the entire time than I would if I just actually did my job. |
| That stock sucks |
| penis |
| If that's the case, let's downvote the post |
| When did I say I was a filthy stinking bear sir?! |
| DOCN fucking mooning |
| yes |
| They say I'm a DREAMER!!!!!! |
| was that a PLTR fakeout? |
| Is it on the website? |
| 👽👽👽 |
| Didn’t burry just buy PYPL? |
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| Value investing is dead |
| I started doing it in April so my win ratio was craaazay good lol. But ive lost confidence. Im holding cash for now waiting for a really good trade before I have to tell my wife. |
| cool, so consensus now is betting on more upside? since calls are expensive? |
| rip PYPL |
| You are. Full port and you could be living in a cardboard box in no time. |
| We haven't had a big red day since March. I hope I'm wrong but I feel we will get a -5% day in a row once they trap enough people |
| any ideas for a 5 bagger today? |
| Called it |
| It is not a big deal for the obesity space though. This is very bullish for peptides ie tirz, sema and VK2735. But it's nothing new, elevated liver enzymes has always been a problem for small molecules ie orfor, danu, aleniglipron. |
| Anal probe irl |
| so you are saying water kills? ive long suspected that. with the Jaws movies and the Titanic. now we know. |
| hold up you got me confused. you don't think its a bubble yet you are a bear? |
| Hahahahah. Best I can do is NOPE |
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| !banbet SPY 800 4w |
| Gemini went down so hard I had to use Chatgpt 🤮 |
| Please crash |
| Get one of those neck stretcher things that looks like a blood pressure cuff. It works and they are cheap |
| Are we skipping the consolidation phase and just ripping straight up? I like it |
| Lots of space company earnings this week and next. It's my time to shine! (Lose money) 😎 |
| Boo this man. Boo! |
| Advanced Money _________. |
| My bro I do not know who you are referring to |
| I mean, for some people their obesity is already slowly killing them. |
| Breaking: Vlad Tenev has not dug into the details |
| Pics? |
| said every hour before open |
| Earnings beat + 10% down = Gaslighting |
| That is old news. Known from drug trials. |
| You trying to get butt fucked? Cuz that's how you get butt fucked |
| what did our supreme leader say? |
| No, means that those who drink might lose liver. |
| The quantum investments accidentally sent the stock market into an alternate timeline, it'll be back on track soon don't worry. |
| Pypl at 300 back in 2021 🤡 |
| Let's Crowd fund |
| Valueinvesting is a WSB wannabe-sub for entitled ppl. I stay there to hunt for stocks that will go down in the next year, then buy them at the bottom once everyone hates them. |
| https://preview.redd.it/pcpunzsxebzg1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=859ae58b2e7d6eeeaf1207d44bab7204c8899859\n\nCalls it is |
| Wtf year is it anymore? Ryan Cohen and Vlad Tenev on CNBC looking like fools. Bag holders continue to be made everyday. |
| For ants |
| Calls. Always calls |