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| Calls for 1 more day then stay away rest of the week |
| if MSFT keeps dipping and NVDA keeps pumping, it can eventually happen! |
| Bers about to make an *emancipated* proclamation, after 9 days without food 💀 |
| When this war ends, the market will probably collapse because nothing makes sense |
| Many obese were left behind today |
| Anal sax |
| One is under $80B market cap. \n\nBut both should be at a $5M market cap. |
| You all laughed at me for buying the SNDK dip at 965... always inverse this sub 🤣🤣 dumb retards |
| I sold SNDK last Friday at close with a nice profit. It’s painful to watch it keeps pumping though lol |
| Do you realise how little a fake and ghey dollar of profit in a market some random redditor lols at buys, compared to a good solid 🇺🇸🦅 actual dollar?\n\nTrick question. It's the same picture. |
| New incoming. Get snacks. |
| And we don't live in a fa..ist nation! |
| Google call is cool again. $330 call and sell it before earning |
| Only if they slow down the release.\n\nAt the current rate, they've already burned through half of it. That was a month and a week. |
| not betting against america betting that bols are stupid, we shall see how it plays out. |
| Or you can watch ur portfolio bleed out to nothing in a week |
| Damn didn’t realize Reddit is gonna ban my account for that, ITS A JOKE |
| Nice, you've cracked the code. |
| Nah take profits and ride the waves man. You’re not new to this. |
| 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 |
| Green is green! |
| Can’t tell who’s been moving the goal post harder 🥭 or 🏳️🌈🐻 |
| I’ve learned so much about the market in the last few weeks. An oil shortage is only a problem before it’s an actual shortage. But as the problem goes on for a longer period of time, and it becomes an actual problem, it’s no longer a problem anymore. Oil shortages when they are real don’t matter. |
| If this shit doesnt crater tommorow im cooked |
| No one cares about reality, you ain’t pulling your 401k nor are the rich selling shares when they can get collateralized loans against them, making the bank also want to pump.\n\nThe system has been changed, there’s only 1 move and that move is to buy calls and switch to leaps on corrections. 📈📈 |
| You don't tell her, but double down. The next bet is bound to hit big 😇 |
| That’s a lot better than I did, what kind of capital are you risking tho? How’d you do it |
| Can you explain this screenshot. Im lost with puts and options. Seems lucrative to buy a lot of something you cant afford to buy straight up |
| > [I use] proxies retard\n\n> and yes, gdp is a proxy of productivity\n\nSo you used GDP, exactly like I said from the start. Cool. Thanks for being a complete asshole wasting 3 hours of time lying about not using GDP for no reason.\n\nNow that we got that out of the way: A wide range of historical examples and just basic understanding of almost any industry shows that if there are oil shortages, it will stall out or even drop GDP, since you need oil to run machines we use to make and ship things to market, and you need oil as a raw material as well for plastics, rubbers, and so on. As well as simply observing that this is what happens in reality as well during numerous actual oil shortages.\n\nSo OBVIOUSLY blocking 20% of the world's oil for months will drop GDP. So since that's exactly what you're using, your model predicts the stock market should crash from this. |
| Thank you, I needed to hear that. Now let’s hope these puts expire worthless. |
| Year 2040: “BUT THERES GAPS TO BE FILLED AT 640 AND 660 , A CRASH IS IMMINENT” … okay grandpa time for bed |
| Dude we had a correction what y'all want 1929? Lmao |
| Try 2.50 |
| Thx Abraham Lincoln! |
| I think 🥭 said no black history month or black mondays anymore |
| Is that a SOFI account? How is trading options on there. I saw once that in order to sell a contract you actually have to call someone to make the transaction. What is that like? |
| What a solid overview of an answer, thanks for answering my question with such clarity and cohesiveness! I did buy 80% of my portfolio into RDDT at 138 but was waiting for a better buy opportunity near 120 so ive sold it for now but idk how the market is going to behave with the headlines changing every other second. I sold NBIS pretty early as well. |
| keep betting against America bears |
| surprised it took so long for the BTC as petrodollar replacement narrative to take place tbh |
| Want to know how markets work? Jpow tells the interns at the NY Fed trading desk to buy calls using the Fed's infinite money account. |
| My mistake for getting short calls on SNDK lmfao. Casual $30 AH |
| Nice name lmao. |
| #bro thought he was a doctor LMAO holy shite |
| RISK ON, DICKHEADS! |
| Corn going up up |
| Three cents lol |
| That’s the point |
| My SNDK puts are not looking too well |
| People are already burning down warehouses.. But I guess it'll take data centers burning down to make any dent |
| I gots some, yes. Ain't holding past 395 though |
| BERS FEASTING ON THAT 0.1% DROP LMAO |
| (-) x (-) = +\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/l0ydz19ba1vg1.png?width=547&format=png&auto=webp&s=5393d9a6bc68ed856ac1249746632c52eb86c480\n\nDon't cry bro |
| Corn really went up 5% and is still ripping |
| number go up\n\nnothing to do with fundamentals. this place just follows the last few candles and goes whole hog in that direction |
| we've all been a little bearcurious. its shameful and a sin. im disgusted too |
| Fucking thing is going to hit $1K before dark. Somebody just spent 5 million to buy it at $985/share. Holy shit. |
| Thinking that Iran is too weak economically to start fighting again. They're not going down like it's Armageddon and want to find an off-ramp |
| change to PDT rules decided tomorrow |
| It’s coming, you know it is! |
| Oh my god its giving me a second chance to reduce exposure 🥹 |
| God I love being a bull |
| Its party time |
| Legendairy |
| Butt corn exploding |
| CVNA above TSLA is crazy work 😂 |
| The releases from the strategic petroleum reserve will last until about mid July. Hope your puts last that long (they won’t). |
| You knew it was gonna go back up though |
| This is Biden's market |
| I mean, Nike is only in a 5 year down trend.. It’s like a coiled spring ready to break out! (To the downside). |
| Shits gay yo |
| MU is going to a have an insane rip this week randomly isn’t it |
| Meta 🚀 |
| Imagine if you allocated into hedges |
| But why? Why use cash from a very high margin business to fund a low margin business? They'd make more money just investing in an S&P index fund. |
| Turn's out it really was 4D chess. |
| Shorting 🌽 at every major rally while it's in its bear cycle, is pretty much free money. \n\nAnd I still can't believe this shit still works like that after 8 years. |
| Imagine thinking the literal one thing Trump cares out could possibly stay down. |
| Fellow oil bulls... riperon |
| Blast off!!! |
| feel u brotha |
| MARKET NOT UP NEARLY ENOUGH |
| 700eod |
| A lot of the S&P is tech and less effected by oil which gives market managers and hedge funds a level of stability to shake retail out at the top by alternating bullish and bearish news fueled by the presidents words and actions. When the volume drops at the top maybe then we’ll see a real reversal |
| I have puts so it’s gonna open at 690 |
| Is this real? That's the funniest fucking thing I've seen all day |
| I swear if SPY doesn’t go down this week, I give up. |
| What we doing tomorrow |
| Anthropic lost the contract, they using chatgpt |
| Are we human? Or are we investor? |
| 🥭 must’ve promised the Iranians BTC but they said no deal unless it’s at 100k |
| Saylor and Tom are back baby MSTR and BMNR longs |
| The more the merrier |
| I want AI articles to report on what AI does. I want AI to take my job. I want AI for President. I want to be touched by AI. I want AI to be injected into my bones and blood. AI is my savior. AI is my diety. AI is me |
| what did the Zuck do now?? |
| Hello is this McDonalds? I would like to place a to go order, We are gonna need 12 Happy Meals, 14 Oreo McFlurries, 5 Diet Cokes, 10 McRibs and a side salad for my little lady.\nName for the order DJT |
| Because everything goes up and down |
| You’re safe bro, bc I’m shorting it |
| Where's internal field? He loves it when crypto pumps! |
| You're truly a retard to go this balls deep on options. You deserve it by not having any willpower to have a solid foundation first. |
| I bought some puts at market close and feel disgusted with myself…\n\nPlease shame me and don’t worry it’s not my kink, I’m not a fucking ber |
| thanks |
| maybe don’t play options then\n\n“Fuck this casino!” |
| I was crashing out earlier because people actually believe the 34 number like we haven't been monitoring the strait this entire time |
| If Claude is really running this Iran shitshow, then puts on Anthropic are easy money. |
| Could mean a lot of things but I think that low volume pump from last two weeks mean that there was not a lot if conviction behind this movement. Not everybody is on board which would mean its less sustainable. |
| Try moar ber |
| I think your fucked!!! |
| Was so damn gay and bearish in here all weekend - what happened? |
| calls on chocolate and peanut butter |
| Whoa META just shot up |
| #Imagine being a ber LMAO🤌 |
| Shit like today man... Shit's something. That's for sure. |
| SNDK is more of a pure play for the type of memory that is currently in great demand. MU makes a lot of other stuff. |
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| Holy corn |
| Gourd, Jerry, gourd! |
| based |
| Genuinely surprised you can type this well and be that poor. |
| That selloff was ridiculous. Was trading like someone was going to vide code a new Windows |
| Impressive really. I don’t think I could loose that consistently if I tried. |
| Why is there always some manufactured crisis in April |
| Hell yeah get it king |
| Soxl at 81 wtf lol |
| is there a god? or just market maker. |
| Apparently Btc going up is great for my HOOD calls |
| i actually jut met my new gf from it. but hinge had way more action. tinder was full of hookers. \n\n*shrugs* |
| It's at 135 now, MSTR longs only work when BTC goes multi day gaps up |
| 🥭 even 🌮 him being Jesus… he was a doctor in the photo 😂🥴 |
| loaded up on IGV and clearly everything else is going up but software stocks like super gey |
| hopeless romantic trading |
| Buy trinket off Etsy from artist in Kuwait for $7. After going through Hormuz toll and tariffs I pay $12,480. At least I stopped buying avacado toast though. |
| NKE is toast. Too much competition and how many pairs of NKE running shorts do you need? I’ve been wearing the same pair since 2011 (and haven’t washed them yet) |
| OP, I need you to tell me your next exact moves so I can inverse them.. |
| Have a lot of fibre in your diet |
| Why do you think their cloud revenue keeps exploding while their biggest clients are AI companies |
| MSFT with the monstrous push up after hours |
| Well cash gang is never actually fucked technically |
| This is playing out exactly like the end of 2021/early 2022. If you know, you know. 😜 |
| Oh boy lol |
| people forget they make nand too |
| the strait has been opened anyways |
| He made Bessent pay for it |
| I’m forming my own blockade |
| Same for GLD & BTC |
| Just change the chart to 1yr.. and boom, you can retire at that rate |
| You just did it, copy paste send! |
| I just opened a savings account that has a promotional 4% interest rate for the first 6 months to park some cash in it. There is no reason for me to buy US treasuries when I know I have zero risk of losing money in a savings account.\n\nFor context, currently the 10 year US treasury's yield is 4.293%. |
| Real men trade ornamental gourd futures |
| Watchu mean it’s going to $1400 |
| Bear Hibernation > AI Hallucination |
| Makes me think a deal was reached |
| Eventually paper oil has to catch up to physical oil |
| "OKAY CLAUDE: OPEN THE STRAIT - MAKE NO MISTAKES" |
| #MSTR |
| if you're not willing to try to do that, why tf are you even here lol? |
| This pump was caused by sandisk correcting upwards |
| So like a brand paying for a kardashian instagram post we have the president of the United States pumping pltr stock ticker last week and doordash today. \n\nHe going to have his Carvana car delivered during failed ceasefire speech next week |
| Corn signaled a red day last night. |
| Bers are lining up at Wendy’s dumpster |
| First time is awkward. |
| CPI , GDP , Jobs ,better than expected. |
| 😂😂😂👍👍👍 |
| Different time zone? |
| I’m still here… just trying to rest my asshole from all the green 8===> I took. Buying more 680 puts tomorrow. |
| I like TEAM as well. For me, the main difference is the potential floor. With MNDY having almost 50% of their market cap in cash, there's a built in floor to the stock price. Plus, MNDY's growth and margins are extremely nice!\n\nAs for TEAM, I like their products and feel they're pretty solid as well. I have sold some puts on it, though none have been assigned yet, so I don't have any shares. Between the two, I feel the valuation is better for MNDY but again, I wouldn't mind owning some TEAM. |
| Economists have predicted 100 of the last 5 recessions |
| Market pricing in the fact that Claude will know how to open the strait |
| Aren't they down like 50%? I sold that shit back at $410 (bought at $100). |
| weekly high for MSFT. Don't count it out. |
| So... our navy is going to tell Russian ships they can't pass to Iranian ports?\n\nIs this how ww3 actually starts? |
| At least the other pumps were tweet based. This one is from the clouds |
| CORN MOONING |
| this will be an epic fight between us, but I will win! |
| Testing the water right now |
| You mean the US stock market. The market is not the economy. There is a pending recession, but the market is made of easy money printed at will. |
| i don't even care if equity bol wins. i just hate seeing cryptards reap the sloppy seconds |
| TOM LEE LISAN AL GAIB |
| He gunna buy when it does a 10 to 1 split at $2000 and think he got a deal for $200 per share. |
| A storms a brewing |
| No I don’t disagree at all but I keep telling you shit changed as soon as that ipo hit and without relative stability he doesn’t have the valuation. \n\nI also tell you guys to take profits every week and 90% of you still think every Friday will be the best day ever |
| <Points at the indexes while silently screaming>\n\n"“HAVE THEY NO SHAME? HAVE THEY NO SENSE OF DECENCY?”\n\nPS: Took that quote from Truth Social lol.. |
| Ok bro, add extra catsup to my order please |
| One thing that’s clearly very hard for many, if not all, of you to understand is how fucking gay it is to be gay. |
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| how do you know what speed a photon goes? **You cant measure it**. this is literally the dumbest shit\n\nproxies retard. and yes, gdp is a proxy of productivity, but that doesn't mean it is perfect or complete |
| Technically "The Intelligent Investor", but this one is more funny and apt. |
| lol. I’m so glad I learned my lesson early and stopped doing regard stuff. Thanks for reminding me of what not to do. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/No_Ranger_3151 made a bet that USO would go to 115.0 within **1 day** when it was 124.565 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Asia will be good and continue to buy up. Europe will sell. |
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| Holy shit CRDO just opened the strait |
| How to tell wife I technically make $89k but we need to live like I make $41k after this morning and she may have to cancel her extravagant trip to Louisville Kentucky and get a job |
| Compaq |
| great, now do the opposite so the bears can have at least 1 red day. |
| Damn we still have to go through the midterms later this year. Then another 2 more years to go from there. \n\nAnd me thinks he's going to try to run again, and we're going to have to deal with the chaos that comes from that. |
| Seriously how is MU not also going up |
| For real… I ALMOST feel sorry for the bers. |
| rather than buying oil futures i bought $WTI which is a stock, meaning it inly goes up |
| Anyone has guts to short SNDK here? |
| Alfred: Some bers just want to watch their money burn.\n\nBatman Begin |
| Sam Altman dated my mom in 1964 before marrying Tim Apple |
| How bout that Oracle y’all kept sayin was dead? |
| Tom Lee told you all, some of you refused to listen!!!! |
| 🌽signaling another green day tomorrow 😂 |
| Crypto pumping. Yeah ber r fuk even more than they already have. |
| I must be gay AF I don’t believe the rally |
| MSTR longs printing regarded investing works |
| There is no Strait of Hormuz. |
| The market is so ridiculous that it's almost funny. Only not because I suck at finding the big ones |
| Porque el mercado halba espanol? |
| Well you are dedicated ill give you that |
| RIP bears. April 2026 - April 2026 ✝️ |
| I haven’t read up much on them as I just started my new screening filters, why are they outperforming after the split off |
| Is the strait blocked? Yea\n\nIs there an oil shock? Yea\n\nBut you forgot the eternal rule - you need a nuke to crash the market, but only a lie in the headlines to pump it to new ATH. \n\n |
| Is the market pricing in 🥭impeachment or death. Wtf is happening |
| > productivity increased at close to the same rate\n\nHow do you have any idea if productivity went up or down? **You said you can't measure it.**\n\nSo it could be half of what it used to be for all you know, or 10x more, or 100x less, maybe not even up *at all*. Let alone as precise as "up by close to the same rate" as anything\n\n> and the stock market seems to follow productivity\n\nYou would have no possible way to know that **if you can't measure productivity**\n\nSo... you're just lying? |
| Only Jamie dimon and ppi can save my puts tomorrow |
| Ok WSB, tell me what the play is tomorrow and I’m going all in |
| Lol I'm up like 2% in the last week on index funds |
| Absolute shitter |
| Stopped reading at “Trump” \n\nGood luck trading emotions |
| There is no war in the Strait of Hormuz. 😀 |
| Bol trap at around 100k. |
| Bear make sense\n\nBull make money |
| Socializing losses = dumping into strangers |
| Bears be like \n\nfriendship ended with black Monday, black Tuesday is new best friend 🤝 |
| It’s actually incredible how resilient (or irrational) the US economy is. Outside of manufacturing production, pretty much every other metric or statistic points to impending recession. |
| Haha |
| Bears being bears for far too long: a tale as old as time. Every crisis for the past six years, the market shits itself for a month, maybe two if its really bad, and then decides its done being sad and goes parabolic for awhile. Yes, it's dumb and doesn't make sense, but it will still happen. And when it finally doesn't, we're all probably giga-fucked anyway, bears and bulls alike. Might as well stop fighting the current and go with the flow. |
| What if it’s intel |
| This dude ordering doordash to WH probably adding billions to the deficit |
| PLTG MSTR MUU U |
| hot take lmao |
| BTC starting to act cool again |
| You guys realize that crypto is gonna make a run now, right? |
| no, but i'd like to thank OP for driving up interest in the options chain in the short term |
| Just drop the nukes already so we can go to spy 800 |
| To be later researched. |
| Oh no, I hope you are ok OP, you will live to fight another day and lose the rest… (or find the play that creates generational wealth) |
| i’m way up I feel blessed |
| holy shit this place is regarded |
| msft still -25% past 6 months. shit will rise faster than you can buy calls |
| i don’t comprendo this market |
| Why havent you averaged down? |
| Cutting edge technology company out of the Midwest of Silicon Valley. |
| If the stuff about the strait isn't true then the other stuff isn't true also. |
| https://preview.redd.it/yci0np2o81vg1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=2be5a3ea296a4e77b0bb0aa9c47e1391facac075 |
| Jesus pick a lane you goon |
| You set up a RAG pipeline dude, what is this comment even supposed to mean lmao |
| They don’t sell to themselves. They sell to a completely different company which they happen to own. |
| This makes my 2k loss hurt less thanks bb |
| Of course look those 200c volume, totally not insider right |
| >In any case SemiAccurate doesn’t deal with rumors re-labeled as truth because it has been copied by dozens of other sites too, we do the research, and this time we have a big one. \n\nIronic name |
| 🚨🚨Europoor detected🚨🚨 |
| New data centers thrive on human flesh so the poors will be sacrificed to our digital demons that we unleashed on the world |
| Gahdamn |
| Magic eye lol |
| If this is true, what happens when spot and futures come into alignment? Treasury gets hit with a massive loss? |
| Maybe bears need green futures, cause red futures they are cooked by open |
| enriched uranium, it’s very scientific |
| https://preview.redd.it/rfg68swk81vg1.jpeg?width=1272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72be4f0c7af42f1fd8048c8028e10187b2eec46e |
| Sucks to suck |
| Defo gay ber |
| Does google, msft, amzn report the compute they sold to themselves as earnings or not? |
| Its mangos reality, you just buy calls in it. |
| shit is still going up wtf |
| Is anybody actually up? Or am I the only loser here |
| My stuff is up today 🤷♂️ |
| Imagine looking at this market and feeling bullish. Just imagine for a second! lol |
| Crypto is popping |
| If you'll excuse me, I have to go privatize my gains and socialize my losses. |
| Can you elaborate pls |
| Dam, no one I know uses that app. Just look at the rating on app store and play store. Speaks for itself |
| Who knew black Monday meant black as in black ink |
| Brah it’s a fucking joke relax. |
| Half of Sam Altman's schedule is blowing 80year old VC dudes |
| Bears can't even fathom this day bc I'm a perma bull and am equally surprised. |
| This is exactly how it starts every time |
| Persian night, babe\n\nSee the light, babe\n\nJim foresaw it all but he gon 😢 |
| NYT reports a “formal response” |
| After so much volatility, it's odd that shiny metals have been so quiet.... |
| At some point you might all be working just to afford a wooden box that is slowly rotting |
| Join the club |
| ok, let me ask ai |
| Same bro |
| #the war is over |
| In mean, we should be lower based on macro factors. Do you disagree? |
| VIX is lower now than when the war started. Truly nothing ever happens |
| I need MU to do what SNDK did today so I can make 100k and take the rest of the month off. Kicking myself for going SNDK shares and MU calls. |
| im balls deep long in novo nordisk, if i went bear on that shit to same extent i would be rich. i can comfortably say GLP-1 is bull poison |
| RemindMe! 23 hours |
| Holy🌽 |
| Bro gambling and blames the market |
| $979.45* |
| I never really understood volume. What does it mean? High volume low price change low volume chance of high price change? |
| My MU bags are almost fully reinflated. |
| then explain why market are up today? they're predictive right? |
| All this oil talk when we know the future is oil free air frying. \n\nLmao bers. The only oil you should be thinking about is them deep fryers at wendys. Make sure you dont burn the fries 🍟 |
| You are cordially invited to the Hater's Ball! |
| I think part of the pump is becoz of earning season as well. |
| One more concept of a plan should get us there |
| **BREAKING: Bloom Energy to supply up to 2.8 GW of fuel cells under expanded Oracle deal** |
| 50k in sndk last year is now 2millions |
| Tomorrow 692 |
| Global financial system collapses?\n\nBelieve it or not, calls |
| Hey...use the tangerine like every body else |
| This MSFT train isn't stopping choo choo see ya at 500 |
| it's sand in a disk. how much could it possibly be worth??? |
| She is with us in spirit |
| You shouldn't have done that |
| We can’t stop winning 😭😭😭😭 |
| God, this market is going to be so many villains’ origin story |
| ate half of Silicon Valley's ass |
| TOO MUCH WINNING!! |
| I think 2-3 weeks of chop before another drop. Almost 10 straight days of gains is unheard of. Last Friday was a flat red day. Hang in there brotha. Logic will return with a vengeance. |
| Cant fault them lol, I am sure the option chain goes way further than 1280 for exp friday haha |
| As the saying goes buy high sell low |
| THE STRAIT OF HORMUS DOENST EXIST - ITS ALL IN YOUR HEAD |
| Imagine nvidia does way better than guidance and that is when the market gets rug pulled LMAO |
| He is complaining that market is up and also loosing on Calls. |
| >You think making a basket and immediately burning it makes the stock market go up? 🤣\n\n no retard. an ounce of gold buys relatively the same thing today as it did 2000 years ago. the amount of gold increased. but productivity increased at close to the same rate. quantifying the gdp of transalpine gaul is a non-starter, but productivity is obvious. \n\nand the stock market seems to follow productivity. im sorry you don't like it. |
| The hardest lesson I’ve had to learn while trading is that a small win is equally as good as a big win, and avoiding a loss is better than either. \n\nThe casino is open 5 days a week (really 6 if you’re trading futures) and it’s OK to miss out on a good trade if it means you also miss out on some losing ones. |
| The Trump put is in WTI and Brent futures. Trump keeps oil low by pumping Iran War talks and making up numbers of ships crossing through the Strait (34 yesterday lol) and stocks can keep rallying.\n\nEven though there's a huge disconnect between the reality of $140-150 deliverable oil in the physical market and the June futures paper, this is a fake it until you make it situation.\n\nWorks until it doesn't. |
| Art of the Deal, baby |
| It probably over reacted at the beginning of this conflict , but it will slowly rise long term most likely… |
| Yeah but what is that even 5% of your account? Wish I could have your problems I'll trade you! Lol Please just help me figure out how to build my process to achieve better in life especially finances |
| Markets can stay irrational longer than we can stay solvent, every time |
| MY POOP IS EXITING THE STRAIGHT SMOOTHLY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. |
| learn how to give gawk gawk. infinite money |
| Stocks only go up you dumb smelly bitch. Praise be to Allah. |
| Stock options end on fridays usually. Indexes like SPY have 0DTE |
| That's a lot of optimism... or drugs. |
| Stfu |
| If you look at this upside down it looks like someone getting f##### in the a## |
| Ber is hibernating and sniffing glue |
| In the bedroom |
| Oil crisis is almost over\n\nUS asked for 20 yr moratorium on nuclear. Iran countered with "single digit" offer\n\nSo the one thing that US wanted that Iran previously refused is now actively being negotiated.\n\nIran showed their backs - it's over |
| They're buying $1280 calls for Friday? Holy smokes that's crazy. This shit is wild. |
| SANDISK OFF THE TOP ROPE |
| No bro I mean every time something drops you guys believe whatever bullshit narrative explains it after the fact. Tune out the bullshit and think for yourself |
| Just watch! |
| I just wonder how much more we’ll pump before the rug pull. I was thinking it’d happen when oil shock sets in but honestly it could take way longer. So many people short or buy puts, it creates a floor and ends up sending prices back up once people buy the dip…plus any funny business going on behind the scenes |
| molotov cocktail |
| RemindMe! 23 hours |
| https://preview.redd.it/xztj8fmp71vg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=83ca75dbb55136d21423efb3c2ab1b9bf0b8526f\n\nsilly bear! Have a TACO! |
| #IS THE BER IN THE ROOM WITH US RIGHT NOW? |
| welcome to 🎪 i will be ur guide |
| get rekt |
| That is why you are the Master! |
| I don’t know why but I feel like we will get black Wednesday but it’s just my hunch |
| Right is a direction |
| Sit on my hands. With Trump manipulating markets and taking advantage of the swings I'm not interested in giving him any of my money. |
| Sam altman |
| sheeeit |
| so far we're 0-2 on bank earnings (GS, FBK), and market maintaining its boner for the next...\n\nsome of the clowniest sh\*t ever |
| Strait opening is imminent. It's like betting against law of physics |
| But what if we're in a semi-permanent stagflation environment where the fundamentals is rich get richer, spend more, we all get fucked by K shape but they keep increasing profits?\n\nThat said, I'm sitting on a giant pile of cash hope you are right that fundamentals are all wrong and big crash is coming. |
| Pre-market\n\nMarket\n\nAfter hours \n\n24 hour scam market |
| I just cannot fucking believe that the oil crisis is now WORSE than it was 4 days ago and somehow oil is fucking LOWER AND STILL DROPPING!?!?\n\nFuck everyone and everything. Genuinely |
| Then wtf are 0DTE?!\n\nI now know less than when I started asking questions. Maybe options are for me after all. |
| This was the fakest and gayest pump ive ever witnessed |
| okay professor, tell us the real data |
| Lol |
| I bought some SNDK, surely it won’t go down right? |
| I would be so fucking rich if I would just buy and forget, instead of obsessively watching every candle and cashing out at the bottom 😓 |
| What's this r/investing? Get out of here with that |
| Nope. You can just be way otm on the calls and still die |
| A couple more taco cycles and we'll be at SPY700 |
| how da hell my 500 dollars in puts not print again mayn what da hell mayn is rigged |
| Yes, I am Tom Lee. SNDK is the best. Buy SNDK. We will release a white paper with Google that promises quantum, AI flying cars.\n\nBuy SNDK. |
| Yo, I sold Nebius back in March, WHAT THE FUCK??? |
| friday is gonna be the biggest flat day |
| if you hold, no. if you sell, yes. |
| SPY goes down 0.75% and your port goes down 6%. SPY goes up 1% and your port goes up 0.75%. Fuk. |
| we're going back to 676 again tomorrow |
| Need a red version of this |
| All in on beaten down quantum stocks - imagine a quantum strait of hormuz, where it is in both free and open but also double blockaded. \n\n\nCalls on calls on calls. Bulls have solved the quantum question and flipped it to endless pumping where even bad news gets us new ATH. |
| Good? |
| Fun fact: to prepare for his role as “bonesaw” is the 2002 hit Spider-Man “macho man” Randy savage spent 30 years preparing as a professional wrestler. |
| Promise? |
| Godamnnn FINALLY! |
| Me stoopid baer me stub toe me so mad and horny |
| Market go down if Iran starts blowong up ports?? |
| Wright tells the Semafor World Economy forum in Washington that despite previous comments he made that oil prices would likely come down soon, they are likely to stay high or even rise until a substantial flow of traffic resumes through the Straight of Hormuz.\n\n |
| Sir we don't like smart people on this sub |
| Better get out now before the crash |
| I am holding 693 Calls for tomorrow got it for 0.8 are they gonna print bigly? |
| SANA |
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| There's no way the OP post is real, but yes, I will buy any amount of accidentally or otherwise bought oil and gas. |
| Sana up 32% in aftermarket with 12 days to cover. That’s gonna hurt. |
| Massive VIX spike coming tomorrow. Way too comfortable in here |
| Stock options expire Friday (unless holiday) |
| How's the data looking, bers? |
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| Doesn’t matter, i saw that shit |
| > if markets are predictive then they don't follow productivity\n\n* You look at the past history of the world, and how oil changes affected productivity\n\n* You see the same thing happening to oil again now\n\n* You can predict how it will do similarly this time.\n\nhurr durr |
| Ber: “But… but… reality!!!” |
| Won't have to wait long |
| are u gey ber |
| I dont give a F, ber |
| Its phat nibba season |
| How you gonna bet 4 days out with a name like that? |
| The fuck is this comment. Only buy high? |
| I thought you said Block aids so I was down with that bro |
| It can only good happen. |
| Will start to eliminate some of the noise. Signal vs noise ratio and all. |
| Yes fuk da bears 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Reason and logic in my casino? Hecks nah! |
| Long term definitely not, but short term we may see it dip below $4500 again |
| Hedberg ref for the win. |
| big one into uranus 🌈🍑 |
| Do any of you guys trade XLE? It was a real roller coaster today 🤣 \n\nThe NY Post rumor stopped my first trade out. |
| It can only good happen. |
| Loss porn incoming |
| The oil situation is a nothingburger and the market is already pricing that in |
| Well I was surprised when it dropped from\n$5000 to $4100 in two days. I didn’t expect that at all. That was brutal |
| Line might go straight up forever as the dollar dies |
| Helen Keller would have been a great trader. |
| Imagine being a ber like the market hates you personally |
| JFC bears |
| SPY 700 EOW? |
| 🌈🐻☠️ |
| Any old ladies trying to pay this young stud for a ride i bought puts and am short on funds |
| People who still claim that Hormuz is blocking 20% of oil have done zero research since the war started. |
| It’s a statistically proven fact that people that make less money are unhappy about money 💰 how’s that? |
| America will be just fine.\n\nChina on the other hand has a problem. |
| maybe stop trading options then, and trade some popular stocks that have a chance of coming back even if they get cut in half like hood, rddt, |
| Almost? Poor guys full blown. |
| > if i weave a basket, even if i never sell it and burn it right before i die, it is still a productive activity.\n\nYou think making a basket and immediately burning it makes the stock market go up? 🤣\n\nRemember YOU brought up that "[whatever you meant by] productivity" is the basis of the stock market going up underneath any random noise, over long period of time.\n\nSo if this is an example of what YOU meant by productivity, you're saying that activities like this directly contribute to the long term rise of the stock market. Fuckin how? |
| Investing.com APP ya tard |
| Almonty Industries is a beast and is saving me. |
| The bottom is definitely in we will pull back but only to make higher low it's go time |
| Inverse the weekend consensus. It's a sure thing. |
| Imagine telling your grandkids about the time a memory company went from $35 to $1K in a year. Tell us again grandpa about the time the printer went brrrrrr. I like that one. |
| Is that you Tom Lee, very sneaky using legible_ print |
| if markets are predictive then they don't follow productivity, which makes every one of your barely intelligible impeachments baseless. so tell me, why are markets up? |
| You sold calls into a rising market trend? |
| I donno whether to keep acquiring SOXL at these prices for general exposure. We rose a bit too fast with all this madness but Anthropic throttling everyone due to capacity limits... |
| Yeah we’re gonna go on a bull run this week. Russia said they’re ready to help with the settlement. Didn’t say the defense of Iran or curbing US aggression. Everyone is pretty desperate to open that strait at this point. |
| Fuck this fucking Market |
| Idk blockade sound kinda bullish |
| We're approaching the final ber extinction level event. Buckle up buttercups |
| I tried to buy an SNDK call right before market close today and think or swim glitched out on me |
| At this point we might as well just open at ATH and get it over with |
| 🥭 magic.\n\n\ni also fail to understand this pump, except for manipulation and CTAs algos were duped to chase since all indicators aligned again 🙄 |
| Because it serves no purpose. |
| Nah someone said sndk has $1600 price target from some analyst. Had to look it up and there’s even a $2600 price target cant make that up |
| Snip snap! Snip snap! Snap! Snap! Snap! |
| For what it’s worth, I’d be very surprised if GLD drops below 4,500 any time soon |
| Even if you know why, you’ll never be able to have predictive power. This is why the old wisdom of “always be buying” isn’t half bad advice. Buy right and hold tight, the matrix is designed for alll assets to rise overtime |
| Everything that will ever happen anytime anywhere is already priced in. |
| This shit is way too brutal. If you ever lose your discipline only once (which we all do as we're human) you will be immediately destroyed. |
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| Holding puts on spy and sndk tonight. I know, huge mistake. Should have waited for Friday. |
| !banbet SPY 670 4d |
| Ok |
| PYPL buying back 10% of the float yearly. Wtf you tards bearish on it for. |
| The market didn’t do anything to you, you do that to yourself. The market didn’t hurt me today… lol |
| MY MAN! |
| Air soup for dinner it is |
| CNBC plz fix your futures delay. i hate having to go to the investing website |
| ah yes 9 green days in a row, I am sure this will keep going on forever. Especially since oil situation got solved. Oh wait.. |
| Still way more puts this week then calls. |
| What do you expect when you are just gambling! No better than roulette! Lol! My stocks are up almost 10% since last week! |
| Going balls deep on a cyclical after a 28x run-up over the last 8 months. Godspeed 🫡 |
| I like the thesis. Can you tell me how this trade would differ from other project management SaaS that is down significantly due to agentic AI? I'm thinking Atlassian (TEAM). |
| Unity Software 🤳 |
| Friday is the big one. Just don’t ask me which way |
| corn mooning, tech booming, oil tanking. my wallets full and my body t |
| excuse me? |
| SanDisk Sansa was the goat |
| The prisoners are most definitely running the prison |
| nailed it |
| 🥭 won’t be happy until MSFT reclaims $500 😝 |
| i think you're struggling with the productivity thing. if i weave a basket, even if i never sell it and burn it right before i die, it is still a productive activity. even though gdp wont be impacted. |
| I just started trading in October 25 (the fucking month all became flat or apocalyptic), so a lot of learning has been done since. |
| You put tldr at the top of a wall of text |
| All time quite annoying actually |
| oh it will come for sure, and very soon. People that bought at the bottom will sell eventually. It's just a question of how big. Might be just a couple %, might be as big as the last drop, idk |
| SDNK solved quantum |
| Good idea |
| i think you're confusing a dream of yours with an episode of *Dr. Christ MD* |
| I’m gonna inverse whatever this sub and it’s regarded members are saying |
| Whoa who is saying that number now? |
| try +1%. jesus fucking christ. |
| Some of you don't know digital capital is the future, and it shows. |
| Small caps pumping 10-20% and mega caps 5% in a single day with a double blockade. Imagine the mooning once one blockade is removed let alone two. \n\nLiterally SPY 800 within a week not a meme. |
| WSB needs a daily vote for are you bullish, bearish, or neutral, and then they need to tie it to an all time leaderboard. |
| I feel like after Harambe died we flipped over to the bizarro universe. What should crash a market instead pumps it, transparent lies are taken as fact, and fundamentals are dumb as shit. |
| Ngl it's either that or i convert to tinfoil hats : market is pricing multiple rate cuts and DXY cratering this year so this run will continue, SPY 1000 EoY |
| Yeah, it should be the other way with their fundamentals |
| # 9 green days in a row QQQ and still green AH. LMAOOOOO BERS R FUUUUUUKKKKKK, THEY DON'T EXIST ANYMORE |
| I’m gonna go blockade the Hormuz myself in my tugboat and demand 17 billion dollars |
| The market does and that’s what wrong with it |
| When? |
| HERE'S MY PLAN: CURRENTLY FULL PORTED INTO $AMZN OCT CALLS, WILL HOLD UNTIL AFTER Q1 EARNINGS\n\nIF $AMZN PUMPS, I WILL SELL AND FULL PORT INTO $ALAB FOR THEIR EARNINGS, WHICH SUPPLIES $AMZN WITH THE SWITCHES FOR THEIR CHIPS\n\nIF $ALAB PUMPS, I WILL SELL AND FULL PORT INTO $UBER SINCE 2/3 PUMPING MEANS EARNINGS SHOULD BE GOOD ALL AROUND.\n\nWITH LEVERAGE / OPTIONS I AM EXPECTING A TOTAL RETURN OF AROUND 410% ASSUMING $AMZN HITS. IF $AMZN DOESN'T RALLY, WELL THEN WE HOLDING THE CALLS TO EXPIRY. |
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| Who knew that the secret to hitting 700 was starting a war |
| Just went all in on SNDK after hours at 978. This thing is going to 2k+. |
| 🥷 what |
| lmfao, you don't think oil matters for adding value in industry now?\n\n> how much did our gdp go down\n\nMarkets are *predictive*, the damage hasn't all happened yet. |
| today was the greenest red day ever |
| Natgas is also rubbing within percentage points of five year lows |
| damn if its dell, RIP AIB partners |
| market will crash and bols will be crying 😭 poor dumb BOLS |
| I’ll check it out |
| Crazy to think that you actually might be right. Things are opposite of everything I think the last week. |
| Kodak |
| Ole xi on phone with Iran right now saying they better straighten this shit out or they gonna join us 🤣🤣🤣 |
| lol |
| Who has that? You got some expensive shit, there's no evidence you know what to do with it.\n\nWhy not tell the nation which trashed the Spanish armada and won Trafalgar, about great seafaring forces? Cos when I think about the US navy I think about pearl harbor. You sure showed em there 🤭 \n |
| Lemme know the next play bossman |
| 9 green days in a row and still green AH. LMAOOOOO |
| I don’t know. I just feel it. It’s not longer going up with spy and $4800 is very strong resistance |
| Too bullish in here…my calls are cooked tomorrow |
| True sign of economic depression - spending on image brands |
| And they can't print oil |
| Put the beep boops in the bag |
| Nope I just pick stocks based on pure fundamentals, try to buy on dips and don’t buy options. |
| I've just been following the Robinhood recommended & looking at biggest losses on open\n\nso far it has me 3% up for the day |
| Lmao dude saw all shit happen in the last 2 months and thinks there's gonna be a pullback |
| Blockade |
| bought those some contracts, 12 of em @ .91, held all the way to 5.4!!\n\nthey ran to like ~$8 by market close |
| what did you smoke before typing this ? |
| You usually have to do the opposite of what you’re feeling or what market is “feeling@“ |
| Sell bro, tuition write off |
| Options are pretty tough. I have lost alot more than I have made. \n\nIt's a way to make money quick but also loose alot. I avoid them now |
| The top ramen company keeps this secret buried in the catacombs |
| ONE MORE TIME FOR THE CROWD: LMAO BERS ! |
| Commercial on tv told me I can buy a flash drive. I thought they were sold out but apparently they checked the closet and found so more. Yes!!!! |
| You ever have a dream where you’re Jesus and then you wake up and you’re just a doctor trying to heal people? |
| Sdnk 👍 \n\n> This pamp will make us millionares |
| They were straight up deep throating themselves hardcore |
| Guess the ticker is SCMAI |
| Who dat say dey gonna beat dem bols |
| if you didn't buy SPY at -9.8% from ATH you were trolling. I didn't rebuy everything tho, still have some cash for a pullback sooner or later |
| Imagine not shitting your boy's pants for him |
| > a dog is productive if it can return a ball, chase a rat away, etc.\n\nYes sure, working farm dogs also produce value. I made it pretty clear I was allowing for working dogs to have productivity in my earlier reply, I'm not gonna list every single possible job they could have.\n\nIf rats were eating your farm's grain, and the dog chases them away, your farm makes more revenue = $. Measurable.\n\n> even if it doesn't bring in dollars.\n\nAll of the examples given bring in dollars. If they don't, it's not productivity.\n\n--------------\n\nAgain, obviously you cannot correlate "a trend I don't know the direction of" with another trend 😂 so you clearly thought it was measurable until you realized that made you wrong here. Now you're trying to absolutely absurdly argue that you know the direction of a trend magically without having measured it, to try and feel right somehow, by divorcing yourself from the realm of logic entirely. |
| Twins are leading their division. Sure would be nice to be them rn |
| Yeah I felt pretty dirty, but gotta keep emotions out of it. I’m still heavy on ITM calls from last week, so definitely rooting for up up up.\n\nBut it never hurts to hedge! Also fuck that rude bastard who replied to you. What happened to civility. |
| spy flat for 6 months! how is anyone supposed to retire with this rate o return? |
| NKE calls. I mean … the problem is between the chair and the keyboard at this point tbh. |
| Maybe he not based in US? Not that it matters anyway |
| #BLACK MONDAY HIT HARD\n\n**But this black don’t crack !!!**\n\n🥭tried to hit us with **blockade on oil**… said it’s too slick, too powerful\n\nThe DOW dropping like snowbunny panties in a fat🥷 penthouse\n\nTHIS A FIRE SALE !!!THE BIG BODY KINGS IN THE MARKET… LIKE BROKIES ON BLACK FRIDAY TRYNA COP A FLATSCREEN\n\nFAT 🥷TREASURY checked the moonshot reserve… why don’t we just buy the whole damn thing?!\n\nPulled up on that 🌈🐻. **Big body bules** brought the SaaS, and declared we the HOTTEST country !!!\n\nNew CEASEFIRE deal by Tuesday? Yea we got em… 🌮\n\n10% tariff on Iranian rugs, 40% on broke (ber) opinions. FULL embargo on neckbeard 🐻 with financial advice.\n\n❄️🐰: babe, am i gonna be ok?\n\nSNOWBUNNIES EXEMPT. THEY GOOD. |
| im 10 more Strait blockades away from retirement |
| what pullback? lol it ain’t happening anymore with this rigged ass market |
| cash gang missed the boat as usual. |
| Lol, why? |
| Imagine actually believing every bullshit narrative that’s fed to you |
| SNDK could probably run to like a million at this point |
| Uranus is too far 🪐 |
| Highly regarded to compare prices |
| >So what? Stochastic = a random contribution on top of a non-random pattern. The non-random underlying pattern here has a clear, predictable impact to it from Hormuz.\n\n\ndoes it? i don't really think so. and did production go down? no, i don't think so either? since you only understand gdp, let me ask you: how much did our gdp go down? please be precise. |
| Thank you. Now if you can teach me some new tricks on how to profit from this, that’d be great lol Godspeed |
| "i never said that" |
| More buyers than sellers. Just less than normal both sides. |
| SNDK with 1800 price target wtf |
| Someone will make bank on the eventual rug pull like they did with silver but a lot more people will lose money trying to time the drop using short dated contracts. Got reckt too, no more puts for me other than to hedge |
| Imagine not buying SNDK a year ago |
| Imagine gay bears having nightmares hearing mr crabs in that episode saying ..and the next day and the next day and the next day lmao |
| nah, wait for the pullback, this is suicide. However I am a degen and I bought some calls for this week |
| can you imagine the smell of a WSB mixer?? |
| Bought MU Jun 2024 @ $150 Held for a whole year even being 40% down at some point. I really believed in the stock.\n\nFinally gave up and sold July 2025 for $122. It started going parabolic shortly after that…. |
| Don’t worry that 1 time when you win you win bigly 🏆🤑 |
| *fMachines |
| Dammit im in |
| If tonight Iran bomb 85% of GCC energy capacity, SPY will gap up to 695, CRDO to 250 and NBIS to 200\n\nGot it now, ez |
| It's amazing how the internet works\n\n\nOn twitter, there's a guy with a handle Walter Bloomberg\n\n\nIs he related to THAT Bloomberg? No\n\n\nDoes he work for the company Bloomberg? No\n\n\nIs his legal name even Bloomberg? Unclear\n\n\nBut because his handle is called Walter Bloomberg and he posts finance news (that isn't all true) he can legitimately manipulate markets. Which I'm sure the SEC would normally be curious about but not under these guys! |
| ah shit |
| BBBBBUUUUYYYYYY EVERYTHING |
| No, lol, HELL no. Bottom is NOT in. |
| At least you aren't a Twins fan. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 750.0 before 23-Apr-2026 07:35 PM -05 |
| I never even understood how that works, people are constantly arguing |
| !banbet |
| wow, this was probably the best explanation of it - cheers! |
| I actually managed to lose money on SNDK. I’m that retarded |
| " 🥭vows to ‘kill’ Iranian warships that near US blockade of ports" Bro I thought their navy was destroyed |
| Why are yall pumping SanDisk? Are MP3 players making a comeback or something? |
| sndk and mu no longer run parallel. sndk's ridiculous. reached memestock status. |
| does cash gang finally buy in? i guess if you can’t beat em, join em |
| Shoulda bought CF calls.. and or puts when the stock dropped |
| That feels like it should be illegal |
| This is more succinctly stated than the original |
| Why is MSFT even down, it's extremely undervalued\n\nIt's still pumping out new cloud services/products and the userbase only grows\n\nAnd there is no reason to fear the EU will ditch them, because at that point MSFT will make a similar deal with the EU, like MSFT did with China in 2012: Selling and operating MSFT services through a regional/national mediator |
| did ships pass through? |
| #Ber in trouble just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
| Nike is a bad company anyway why the hell you buying calls, don’t need to blame the market for that |
| When she blows the amount of airborne beef will be insane |
| It’ll nvr go away |
| Gay bears doing gay things with money |
| Same people who blew up their port with puts today about to lose their new deposit tomorrow, chasing calls. 🫵😂 |
| Not even being up 46% on my calls today is enough to heal the pain im feeling watching the Astros play. 8 game losing streak incoming |
| Lmfaoooo |
| Thanks bro I'm making the switch in the morning |
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| So this is the problem, productivity is the ability to do work. gdp is bringing in dollars. a dog is productive if it can return a ball, chase a rat away, etc. even if it doesn't bring in dollars. glad that illustrated the difference!\n\n>happiness is correlated with increased charity....\n\n>WOAH WOAH WOAH YOU CAN'T PUT A NUMBER ON HAPPINESS SO IT CANT BE CORRELATED TO ANYTHING |
| I'm going to go with like 4. It feels like he pushed so much shit from 4 years into one fucking year omg. |
| We will pamp tomorrow. And the next day too. And the next day |
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| DRAM DRAM DRAM -lil pump |
| What would be more bullish? Drone hits a naval ship or naval ship fires on a Chinese tanker? They both seem like they could be potential +5%ers |
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| I’d pay a lot to see the pope break his arms off and then choke him out |
| Yes, no women here\n\n*sips iced coffee* |
| Nothing changes when the stock splits, it's just that psychologically retards will be more likely to buy a $90 stock than a $900 stock |
| Ok, we need to back off OP at this point. What they did not tell and no one realizes, they are auditioning to take over Cramer's place when the coke finally does Jimmy in. And I for one think OP will be fabulous for the position! |
| Become a bull and get milked |
| But ppi gonna be hot cause cpi and no oil coming out the strait and low volume lmao....not a gay ber but imagine it goes something like that...😆😆😆 |
| Looks like we are about to drop big soon |
| Sandisk upgraded at Fomoandyoloandnogrow from yolo to fomo and yolo and maybe grow. Price target up from\n$1000 to $1500 |
| It’s called manipulation. |
| I think so too 🥲 |
| can you explain the rationale behind ZS calls |
| 50'000 bears used to live here. now its a ghost town. |
| SNDK is really unbelievable like wtffffffff |
| SLV and GLD ever coming back? |
| “More money has been lost anticipating a crash than in the crash itself” |
| I'm gonna be exit liquidity for $SNDK tomorrow |
| The market is pricing that end of the war is near. It thinks the Hormuz blockade will force Iran's hand. It doesn't care about oil/gas flows at all.\n\nThe recent bottom is the exact point where Trump started seeking for a "deal" publicly. So the more chance for a "deal" there is, the more it will rise because we're closer to the end.\n\nIt's bonkers, but this is the only explanation I have that makes sense. |
| Post like these is why I am subscribed |
| lol it’s a general LLM not trained for specific tasks. |
| Reminder: If it seems to good to be true don’t ask any questions |
| LMAO Oh Boy |
| Your neighbor is a fucking moron |
| So what? Stochastic = a random contribution on top of a non-random pattern. The non-random underlying pattern here has a clear, predictable impact to it from Hormuz. \n\nSo your position remains "Market should have gone down (because of production reducing). It didn't do what it should have done" Exactly the same as that guy's |
| Avg Nvidia card temperatures |
| If you think the BOJ is coordinating with anyone then you truly belong here |
| The temptation to full port calls |
| What? |
| market went to ATH before crash eh? |
| Calls on $DASH Grandma |
| What if 'huge balls'? |
| More people need to hear this. Quit looking at the news! Follow price action. Problem is 99% of people don’t know how to follow price action lol |
| My neighbor says Tesla car makes you impotent from all the magnetism but idk Musk got like 76 kids and he’s around it all the time |
| I think there is truly no job worse than managing your family’s portfolio |
| You're like a good luck charm |
| Hunny pls take the dildo out |
| imagine thinking women are any smarter than men |
| i went cash gang and knew i was fucked on saturday |
| Feeling pretty bullish in here. About time to flip back to being a gay bear. |
| they were wishing for the doom of the US so badly, they might as well |
| There’s no bottom to the dollar so there’s no top to asset prices. See what happened to all assets priced in rials? That’s the matrix. Number go up is not always a good thing; your dumbass wooden boxes that we take out 30 year loans on aren’t getting better over time yet the price goes up. |
| Idk who’s more taco at this point, 👁️ran or 🥭 |
| It doesn’t matter in this market! |
| >Rich Starry, a ship laden with oil that had said its destination was China, turned back from the Strait about 20 minutes after the blockade began, according to MarineTraffic, a maritime analytics provider.\n\n[source](https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/iran-war-us-iran-ports-blockade-strait-of-hormuz-trump/#post-update-61cc370d) |
| Pretty much isn't enough to save them all. |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Remember we only role play as bears. It is fictional.\n\nThe moment you lose yourself and fully believe in the downfall of American Equities, is the moment you blow up your portfolio.\n\nBuy calls, all day, every day. |
| Elite reference |
| Bro lost on puts and calls. Bro is the great sage retard |
| Ok Boss |
| I just have to accept that I won’t be holding puts when the sovereign pump fund runs out. I could do inverse etfs but that is boring as shit. |
| Show me your puts 👀📉 |
| Well I started the day with lemonade and it turned out to be blockade |
| buls are giving me high blood pressure |
| No thanks dudd |
| If they have been in talks since late 2024, look at the price then, and the action since.\n\nMakes sense on why it would take so long and why the window is “closing”. |
| The way I’m reading the news of 121 tankers leaving Hormuz to come to the US is that expectations are at least 16 more days of closure. Up to 44 days if some of those ships are going to India. I haven’t seen the makeup of the 121 ships origin or destination countries be detailed yet. \n\nSo that means that the strait is likely to remain closed for a couple weeks to a month longer at the least, all the while the production of certain things like sulfuric acid and helium are semi-permanently reduced (think chip making). Oil pipelines have ramped up to full capacity but this is a percentage increase from normal flow, so not anywhere near the 20M barrels per day that normally leave the GCC through the strait. \n\nThis ignores the other ~4M barrels per day that normally leave Bab el-Mendeb route, which I’m sure for insurance reasons alone some ships (their owners) won’t be navigating in the same term, and has been threatened for closure already. I’ll continue to ignore this but leave it on the radar until closed, but should be mathed out by someone with more time than me for actual export loss. \n\nSo for another .5-1 month of *delayed* shipment is the very least right now and that’s the optimistic view. The pessimistic view is of course much cloudier with no timeline of reopening, potential for other energy routes to be tolled (or tolled heavier, think Panama Canal etc), and a general bearish call for loss of all hope. \n\nThe reality is probably somewhere in the middle, and likely to be toward the optimistic side as the economies currently doing battle need to fund the battle itself in order to remain potent. So is it looking good for oil prices in the near term? Idk man I work at Wendy’s. You want fries with that? |
| He hedged with a job application at Wendy's. I do the same. |
| SoFi |
| #😤 |
| it's a statistically proven fact that the average person here who says things like "get a job", "virgin", "you live in your parent's basement", has a portfolio consisting on 1 NVIDIA share, 1 TakeTwo shares, and 1 MSTR share. |
| Are you high? Where did you get 1.5%? |
| > what is the productivity of a golden retriever\n\nusually 0, unless it has a popular instagram account or does acting on commercials or something like that, in which case its total value added would be based on the accounting books for those ventures. If it's a breeder dog, puppies also have value, gotta look at the books there too, etc.\n\n> really? only quanta can be correlated?\n\nYes, obviously you cannot correlate "a trend I don't know the direction of" with another trend 😂 |
| “That was a pressure test and a reset”, he said. “Now with this blockade, it isn’t measured by ship stop, it’s measured also in how fast the markets react,” Pfeifle said. |
| Get rekt tho |
| 0% correct is second only to 100% |
| Wtf was that. |
| Go get some sleep |
| That's just how gamblers are |
| There's only 1. |
| That makes sense because Uranus is HUGE |
| This is the most cringe shit I’ve ever seen posted here today |
| Maybe his master plan was to desensitize the markets from reacting to any bad news so that stonks always go up and calls print as infinitum |
| Did Bers defect to Iran? |
| Incredible day 😂 |
| I was mugged by two Jesuits in Vatican city as a Cardinal and a Monsignor looked on *and did NOTHING*. |
| I've had multiple relations in high school and every single one of them lasted 3 weeks max, because except for saying "yes" to being gf/bf we didn't do shit, not even talk. Every single one of them is happily married now\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter. |
| I have always been a chicken shit on those vol monsters SNDK and BE\n\nGratz on the big balls buyers |
| There is literally no woman in this thread. Coz they are usually not regarded to be here. |
| I bought more calls at close like a true degenerate 🤣 |
| I swear bears have a fetish for being retarded losers |
| No. UR ANUS |
| Can't wait for futures in 3 mins to open at +1% |
| Lmao Bears gonna be all out of cash by the time a red day comes |
| That's it, I'm going to the strait, gonna get to the bottom of this |
| Yes |
| Good luck and fuck you lmao |
| Either way, I bought 1000 shares for earnings. |
| Is it a gamblers trait where you have no reaction losing thousands a week on options but hesitate to buy food |
| Sandisk just partnered with Space X to build data centers on Uranus |
| No they weren’t not really and they’re not dumb honestly. Rollercoaster market isn’t for everyone |
| You dumb bols are in flagrant violation of the basic laws of economics. |
| What the guy above said. I find the ber stupid posts in the daily juvenile and annoying but there's truth to that. Got fucked several times FOMO ing in after a couple of red days. Never again, at least first time qqq pumped to 3.6% within minutes and the second time it went to over 3% gains the following day so it really stuck with me, this expensive lesson. You are playing this game against sophisticated actors that have much better information and are much better at interpreting it. |
| The good news if you're a bull, is if the market stays green through this whole oil crisis, by the time there's a recession and stimmy's come out the printer goes brrrr, there won't be any major red days and we'll have even more green. |
| It's not intel |
| Leaps on tqqq..... Fun |
| I have the lucky feat |
| Why did it take 7 weeks then, our navy has been there the whole time |
| Ya I won’t double down but I’m not gunna capitulate. I knew we would V before the big drop but I didn’t think we would go this high. Seems like we will get max bullishness before the rugpull. We are almost there probably. Just look how arrogant and cocky bulls are being in the thread today. They think they can’t lose lol. |
| HPQ |
| At least you got plenty of time |
| Blockade 🥡🥢🥠 |
| XRP is a 4chan grift |
| Tell us next time |
| I'm very thankful Robinhood told me I'm too dumb for options, because I was thinking that |
| It's hard, but we should see as an opportunity to show the other side how to deal with such garbage |
| bro…. if you were to tell me all the things that would be happening geopolitically 3 months ago, from then to now, I wouldve gone short too\n\nnone of this has anything to do with the news, thats definitely not the thing thats been moving this market |
| What app is that? hella clean |
| Can I please hear some bear cope for tomorrow |
| Have we seriously been green 8 days in a row? Damn |
| are you brave enough for puts? have you checked the premiums? cost an arm and a leg. |
| Overconfidence on either side historically doesn’t end well. That being said I’m not buying puts unless I see us 697-699 then full port because it’s not happening |
| You know what also has no volume? Your wife’s new hair style. That’s why I use: VOLUMIZE (TM) - just because your portfolio is sagging like a mf your hair doesn’t have to! |
| https://preview.redd.it/h9fg2zur41vg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04fc5974a7c6c1455c7c397bd2bb196a96c71526\n\n |
| Vol wasnt that crazy but agreed waiting for atleast some kind of news. |
| Sandick 1200 eow so crazy that it might be true |
| Yo dawg, I heard you like blockades, so I put a blockade on your blockade, so you can blockade while you blockade |
| Hey guys, Reddit posts full of AI slop and influencers are saying XRP is gonna hit 21,000 a coin. Should I load up? |
| probably missed their chance, maybe if they tried while INTC was in the dumps nobody would've cared |
| You good? |
| Some of yall are just unhappy because you’re miserable pricks. Hope that helps. |
| Explain please |
| It was a long time ago when I watched degenerates blow their account up, swearing to myself that I’d never enter the dark arts. That’d I’d just buy VOO and forget about it. That lasted three years about, And then my life took an unexpected turn and I proceeded to light a lot of money on fire with thousands of 0dte …Sigh. 😮💨 |
| Just don’t go full retard. I’m waiting on more confirmation from VIX but I’m seeing these levels near ATHs good to get back in for next leg down. We may chop during earnings season and get more fake headlines. But we ain’t outrunning inflation. |
| Just the tip? |
| Actually it's triple, I am also blockading the strait |
| And his record recovery to stable levels. Stuff of legend fr. |
| I’m guessing May earnings and then run it back up for midterms |
| As a previous employee of Gateway during their golden years it makes me sad they dissappeared as a company. |
| You know what the ber be thinking rn...this is the top....this is my chance to show the bull whose BOSS, 20) SPY puts queued up |
| I read they are investing in AI infrastructure.\n\nUsing this to move beyond just being a memory manufacturer. That's why price is bomming while other memory names are not. |
| Market is regarded, but I am loving it |
| That's DR. President Jesus get it right 🙄 |
| Is he playing checkers and declaring check mate? |
| Is SNDK still a buy or should I get puts? |
| SNDK |
| Bers seem especially mad and especially poor today |
| Keep the NKE calls those should play |
| We don't need hope rofl |
| If you thought today would be red then your entire understanding of what the stock market is and what it functions for, is fundamentally flawed |
| 1) what is the productivity of a golden retriever?\n\n2) really? only quanta can be correlated? dumbest shit tbh. |
| I buy puts and it just goes up all day hahahahaha |
| more intc calls |
| If you thought today would be red then your entire understanding of what the stock market is and what it functions for, is fundamentally flawed |
| Bers, take a long, hard look in the mirror and ask yourself "why am I ghey?" |
| So I just grabbed em by the blockade...and when you're rich they let you do that |
| Nvidia wants to buy Intel.\n\n\nFits the description of “reshape the PC landscape” and “Nvidia spokesperson stated, “The media report is false; Nvidia is not engaged in discussions to acquire any **PC maker.**” the wording “ since late 2024 and the time is approaching to make a deal or walk.” Comes into play when you see Intel has become $100 billion or so more expensive the past two weeks. \n\nIt already has a 5% ownership.\n\n\nThey wanted ARM but couldn’t get it due to regulators. I think they could get it past US regulators and I think Trump would be willing to sell to say he made money for the US. \n\n\nInternationally it would be harder to get past regulators than ARM probably. |
| Where every YouTube video that says covered calls is not free money it is like picking up Pennies in front of a steam roller. You are seeing the steamroller in action here |
| “cash gang” was gloating in the weekend thread lmao |
| Just as he predicted tho |
| Thank you |
| Waiting for the news to drop because that EOD pump was big money rushing in. |
| As a dip buyer 2022 changed my life ngl\n\nRetirement is a reality. |
| paired with Ken Bone |
| Iran talks going well -> Tariffs talks going well -> Stimulus talks going well -> |
| Nobody here is comprehending that 🥭 checkmated Iran. By utilizing our navy, there’s no force on earth that can even come close. \n\nBullish af regards. |
| I feel like I blinked when SNDK was $600 now it's $900. I'm gonna throw up thinking about how many times I could have bought calls, turned off the app and came back a millionaire in few months. Watched it from $200. " Nah that's too high, $600, "nah it should fall soon", $900, "oh maybe I'll buy a call" 🤦 |
| Fun facts: if green tomorrow \n\nSPY has only hit 9x green streak 2 times in 20 years (most recent was last year)\n\nQQQ last 10x green streak was 5years ago |
| I’m gonna vote for that old lady DoorDash driver next election\n\nWhy not \n |
| I agree. I think we are bear market all year. |
| What goes up must crab for 2 days, then go up more. |
| Lol do you even know what scammer means? Idiot |
| If MSFT can replicate its gains from liberation day last year, we are looking at around 40-50% uplift by Oct. |
| Have you tried not losing money? |
| Verizon and Zscaler calls? Damn!\n\nWhat part of this says calls?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5zi28f3l41vg1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=531756894b960ae79c99628d9356dbc19fd065d4 |
| Even during the war dip sandisk was holding strong and consolidating. It was clear it was gonna blast off when the war ends. Question is: was this premature? Even if it isn't, when and how strongly will it correct again? |
| Gay bears only getting gayer |
| Because they only went short at the bottom of the correction. Just in time to catch the ride back up to ATH. |
| SPY went up 13% in a month in 2022 before crashing 🤷🏻♂️ |
| I'm gonna be nice and inform you that last week a certain congressman took out 1 million dollars worth of calls ....your welcome |
| Thanks for your service....🐻🐻 |
| This sub feels safer than my neighbourhood |
| Zigged when you should have zagged |
| breh |
| so what is the US's plan here? hope that iran blinks first? |
| Ded and burned |
| > productivity is abstract.\n\n1) It isn't, it is fully measurable\n\n2) If it wasn't measurable, hypothetically, then how tf did you claim to know that it correlates with the market? Non-numbers can't be correlated, lol. You would have no idea what it's relationship was to the market if you couldn't measure it. You were able to compare them because you were using GDP or similar. |
| Lmao, do you actually have a brokerage set up for your dog 😂 |
| I can kill a box of Peanut butter Chex cereal in an hour. |
| I am confusion why the eod rally |
| Imagine having the greatest seafaring force in the history of the world and still being bearish…? Must be miserable to be a bear. |
| Thanks boss. Good stuff |
| SNDK going to eventually make the SLV crash look like profit taking |
| Stupid bers were awfully loud on sunday 😂😂 |
| Study these words:\n\nBer anoos gap |
| NOK C12 Apr24 - Just feeling it. |
| US is a net producer right now. We'll soon need to start pumping extra barrels as the world will come knocking on the most reliable producer to exist on planet earth ever. Mix that with AI magic, oof my nipples are getting hard |
| So you're a pos |
| What did we learn from this market correction? I learned why we make fun of them the other 11 months out of the year. |
| Wondering what tickers President Jesus will pump tomorrow |
| Fuck your puts. 😎 |
| I’m set on calls for tomorrow thus Wednesday must be the SPY 700 day |
| Seriously at this point why would it matter. A good laugh at the bols would be funny but it would probably reverse in 2 hours because priced in or 🥭 tweet |
| 🥭 being blasphemous we’re fucked qqq back to 608 |
| and as a whole, it is stochastic. welcome to systems theory |
| I can see being a short term ber but gotta be tough for permaber |
| IRAN TALKS GOING VERY WELL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. |
| Fries in the bag plz |
| You’re putting too much thought into it. Stonk go uppies. Thats all you need to know |
| https://preview.redd.it/e8qvvwf241vg1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38ce47d869a191c48c0bf7f87918838813c4e9c6 |
| Everything is bigger except their baby dicks |
| Last chance to cash out your MSFT position before it goes back down towards 350 next week |
| Nah |
| More buyers than sellers |
| Bear yells at clouds |
| babies can offer some resistance when you try to take their candy away\n\nbears offer no resistance when you sell them overpriced puts with a good doomsday story |
| Berlin stock exchange and we have a deal |
| Spy is going to $690 tomorrow and $700 by EOW |
| 270 |
| Pretty much at ATH’s retard |
| Bro the amount of bears crying on here ....insider trading market will go up no matter what bear can't win.....um it gave you gay wads a correction....how did you not win? |
| the first t is silent |
| Historic run incoming |
| Bloom Energy up 15% AH |
| Right? People forget 2022 |
| We printed ten trillion over a decade. Where do you think that money can go? No where. Fucking no where. It just keeps sloshing around in equities, looking for a return.\n\nThat's why this shit has such a gravitational pull towards up. Because there's nothing else to do with that money. |
| Steers and.... |
| imagine how proud Grandma wouldve been if he just held. |
| productivity is abstract. didn't you say you were a nobel economics winner or something? surely this isn't new? GDP is measurable, productivity only has proxies. \n\nif 20% of the world's lithium was blocked would you say the same thing? i mean its not a 1:1 for sure, but i don't think the conclusion is as guaranteed as you seem to think. |
| You know you'll be close when....\n\n1) They announce a stock split and the stock goes to infinity\n\n2) They announce a stock offer to take advantage of a 10 sigma stock. |
| https://preview.redd.it/uz74qrvr31vg1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eef855cb403c4ad49de6fd2622efd441e8d23ba\n\nWow eMachines finally gonna rise after the never obsolete claim |
| And then it will boom, just after you sold it all. |
| that's a thing? |
| he's so retarded lol and posted that shit right after the Pope comments. oh ok you're a doctor. LOL |
| Light work. |
| My brother in christ, you bought calls on a company with a 5 year downward trend during economic uncertainty\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2tsfm24t31vg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3446a1fb0bd9728871e5a6afce108c2e037efbd |
| Swalwell just resigned 😳 |
| I would aswell gotta be a harsh pull back soon. |
| SPY up almost 9% in two weeks and you’re buying puts?? The market does not follow the rule “ what goes up must come down” |
| Only chance for puts is PPI… eh could be 5% tomorrow and SPY will probably still be up 1% |
| Hearing daily rumors right when market opens that Iran wants to make a deal. 😆 |
| He must've pissed off a Big E class cat |
| Oh I see what the problem is, you should've done the exact opposite of all your positions. |
| Awe man I was gonna vote for Slalwel. He seemed like a cool dude. |
| Shithouse |
| This has 2022 vibes to me. Those might be safe. |
| A silly man covers his balls when running naked through a crowd, a wise man covers his face. \n\n-Confucius |
| Blocked |
| Yes. And that’s why I do nothing and make money. |
| I am hetero, who cares, women are boring no matter what the pant is.... |
| he just needs to attack a chinese boat rq |
| That's means there is headroom for gains! |
| >Guy is thinking\n\nRight about here is where you went off track |
| THE MOST TRANSPARENT ADMINISTRATION EVER. |
| Was there a TACO on the Navy blackcade of the strait? |
| Don't listen to me : new ATH this week or the next, then the real correction begin. Look at high betas name, all overdrived from 50 to RSI 80+ in few days, pumped on the same algos... No homo ber but will turn soon, this last run is unsustainable liquidity wise and make no sense economy wise neither |
| Timeshare in Boca |
| This whole bull thing is kind of gay now |
| “The lubrication industry” \n\nOh your mom’s bedroom? |
| Traitor, we havent even saved the bols who bought the top yet |
| His position was "Market should have gone down, it didn't do what it should have done"\n\nYour position is "Market should have gone down (because of production reducing). It didn't do what it should have done"\n\n> so why is the market up today then? there has to be a reason, right?\n\nI dunno, but I don't need to know. I only need to know the traders are rational agents, and that the vast majority don't flip coins to trade = there are reasons. |
| markets up this month on nothing but horrible news makes no fucking sense |
| Number one lesson from this sub since covid (one I repeatedly forget, always losing money when I do so): Narrative follows price, not the other way around. \n\nButterfly effect and chaos theory with algos in full effect for a complex dynamical system where outputs feed back into inputs. That plus tweet manipulation feeding dumb algos and we're where we are. Don't try to make short-term sense of it; you'll just go insane doing so. \n\nThe difference between now and 08 is default rates made it easy for investors to be under water but as long as someone is willing to pay X for future returns / profit-sharing on these equities, it's hard for extended capitulation to take place without a fast and sharp bubble rise. While earnings are still going up, the music will keep playing until the titanic cracks in half and sinks. |
| I'm not really a snack food guy, but pizza flavored chex mix absolutely fuckin slap |
| lol I fucking hope so. |
| We know how to lay the pipe bro |
| That’s what my brokerage made today. Cool. |
| Hoping Tesla goes 370 this week |
| First time? |
| Bag holder spotted |
| WSB is either 1) Bers that are praying for another crash because they missed Cuckeration week last April, 2) Bers that missed adding the ghey-ran correction, or 3) masochist Bers that get turned on by losing money |
| one is a legitimate company bad at business, the other is not legitimate but good at business. |
| Why is it always that |
| 100%. Also congrats on the huge W. I got some $689 calls that expire tomorrow for 15 cents each, sold one at close for 70 cents so hopefully gonna free roll my way into a few hundred tomorrow |
| If you dare to Dream! |
| Risked 188k to make 9k? LoL you belong here |
| 1D - green\n\n1W- green\n\n1M- green\n\n3M- green\n\nYTD-green\n\n1Y- green\n\nAll- green\n\n\nIt’s been too long. |
| I think the opposite will happen |
| Earnings is on the 30th, SDNK did that because I said I needed money |
| May this luck find me, dear lord. I see what you done for others... |
| Oversold to hell. Index's and ETFs need it to pump. Price targets between 521-641. |
| Yes MORE than when the war started |
| The dude you're replying to is bullish. |
| https://preview.redd.it/su98hq0f31vg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31c9f61d9f119e7ce1e73416622eaf69a62035ad\n\nNice! |
| Jesus Christ ? no. I'm just a doctor. |
| Now do the opposite tomorrow to lose more money lmao |
| Try being bear |
| good thing that wasn't the headline then |
| Imagine missing bidens market when everything was down 40% 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ |
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| Alright bers, I used some of my gains from calls on some puts at market close.\n\nProbably just burning money tbh |
| I’ll imagine it once you find another suitable investment for my 401k to go into. Don’t worry, I’ll wait. |
| its 1k by 3:49 Mountain Time |
| That’s just one part of it, the company has like 5 other Ai companies and the ceo also founded the largest company in Russia\n\nGoodluck gang, 😂 |
| The "risks" are for retail retards. No risk if you are a billionaire. |
| 🫂 |
| Nah WSB is way too bullish now. Either down or flat tomorrow |
| What are we taking today folks Hopamine or Copamine?? |
| Yh just lost 10% of my short position on SNDK |
| my rom com dream haha. Anyone interested in a WSB mixer in nyc? Not during trading hours ofc |
| Is it safe to come outside?? Are all the bers gone? |
| "it is easy money and most obvious play" \*proceed to give free money to bull\* |
| Same |
| PPI gon be .1% lower than expected. BOOK IT. |
| one reason why I became an astronaut to get that space alpha for my WSB all or nothing bet |
| Blockade |
| Black Monday was truly terrifying! We were supposed to be up 10% but instead only up 1%. Sheeeeeesh |
| Why is INTC 65 and SMCI 25! Make IT MAKE SENSE |
| Texas got so many damn kids most of the states around them got as many Texas kids in their major state university as they do locals lol. I know university of Oklahoma and Arkansas both are like that. |
| Fugazi Market = Bugatti I park it (behind Wendy’s) |
| why |
| whoever will call the top on stuff like sandisk and lumentum will be rich |
| I’m not just an npc, I’m a self actualized npc. And I think AI is better than most people that I’ve met. |
| GDP is a direct measurement of productivity volume and is obviously what the market would be following. This is the dumbest backpedal attempt.\n\nIt doesn't even actually matter which metric you prefer anyway. Fine, tell me which other productivity measurement you prefer instead of GDP. And then we can talk about how it obviously also would go down if 1/5 of the world's oil is blocked for months, lmao |
| Ooooh 🥭 was pretending to be a doctor... My bad. |
| What’s it matter? If you’re not an insider, you’re gambling. Whole market is dictated by insider trading atm. |
| Emailed Apple HR department that I should be the CEO not that cuck Tim Apple and now I have an interview with Sydney Sweeney. I’d like to see Bezos pull a move like that. |
| blockade |
| dudes be having trophy wives who have no depth on their arm for status reasons \n\nsame shit |
| Should’ve just bought SNDK - probably still not late but 😀 |
| Hey /u/MacaroonFriendly4728 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: BMBL.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| This is so two weeks ago brother. |
| Bro was salivating last night just to get railed today |
| Imagine if one day everyone thinks stocks are worthless pieces of paper and we all start to sell everything |
| They really did |
| You say fugazi I say Bugatti 😎 |
| Well said. BOJ has already mentioned dumping dollars to short oil. I suspect they already are by looking at the DXY downfall recently. \n\n\nOil derivatives are screwed though. Naphtha prices have budged a little recently, but not much. |
| For the 5 plus people who may see this message, if you want to understand the Iranian perspective from someone who feared their plane would be shot down on the way from Pakistan. Enjoy.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/live/3_YeUduTclU?si=lj14SNPGoo66CxwV |
| Let’s start a chain where we keep blockading on the comments. Someone just comment blockade, then someone else comment under that blockade and see how many times we can do it so the market keeps going up |
| I held UVIX calls over the weekend. After only making like $70 it was clear the market didn't care that talks failed and the strait was being blocked. So I bought MSFT calls and up bigly. I'm not fighting algorithms. |
| Read? |
| one word, Gonorrhea |
| Ber cope is extra juicy today |
| Listen roll them to Jan 15 2027 155 call. Your down like 2300 each contract. By rolling you can get 2000 more credit on each contract to make up for what your down. That stock coming down forsure. Give a few months and it will most like come down. You will get decay, if it stays flat then perfect you gonna keep shares and credit. If it goes higher roll further out for a credit. If you patient you will get all the credit back. But now you are a long term holder but 170 max on this dumb stock. The 155 for Jan probably free money. Then in Jan you can sell more. Cmon man think about it. Dont be dumb. |
| So the market has made back all it's post war losses so it's like it never happened. Except consumer sentiment is at a generational low (72 year) ...gas is still up.....we spent trillions in a war and gained????....and some of our brave men and women lost their lives. |
| i can call a guy retarded for taking a position that is true if it isn't taken for sound reasons. that's not a contradiction. \n\nso why is the market up today then? there has to be a reason, right? |
| "All oil blocked and civilization to end"\n\nMarket: 1% green. |
| Hard not to burnout doing this. |
| Same boat, let me know what you decide on |
| Even during the great financial crisis draw down the market did not recover this much and re test the lows. It’s never happened in history |
| Lmao they absolutely destroyed Swalwell |
| Japan is shorting oil as well to keep prices down. I wonder who’s rich enough to blow Japan out of their short. Maybe Soros can break the bank of Japan this time |
| Is this "correction" in the room with us!? |
| More shares less options |
| Bers really thot |
| But why male models? |
| So we got PPI tomorrow, so calls? |
| Lost half my port today. The puts expire Friday but idk if I can hold there is literally no winning as a gey ber </3 |
| Zen |
| You'll be happy tomorrow |
| I've never seen retardium levels this high in someone alive.\n\nGenerally folks stop remembering to breathe at half these levels |
| LMAO 🤌 |
| Hella bullish vibes on CNBC rn |
| For the nerds into BE, check your account. Holy balls. |
| Market like blockade, do another |
| its kinda like grey flooring now... looking a little dated. |
| Roll for initiative |
| I dont think i have much in the way of strategies to employ here. Credit spreads seem like an option but its not worth it. |