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| 🥭 full ported into PLTR |
| rockets down |
| Why were they forced? Isn't your pension fund run by big boys who can make their own decisions? |
| Uncircumcised? |
| https://preview.redd.it/gf6gqy3613ch1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7deb5f2e9931f2df88aecd3a7f198d12a63af008 |
| Go long on commodities and short the NASDAQ (plus memory juggernauts) if the KOSPI shows structural correction tonight. |
| Sub 70 would be good |
| ever get drunk and embarrass yourself at a karaoke? |
| Islamic Republic of Japan |
| Korea and Japan bros you were given an easy way out by Eurorich. Take your bags and run. |
| did half that yesterday. other half in the 70s. |
| hopium over-supply |
| wham-o |
| everyone finally beared up? |
| Twats |
| OP timed the lunchtime pump well. |
| Think I read that some of the insider lock ups are expiring now, so expect them to continue dumping. |
| Tesla puts |
| It IPO'd decades ago. This just shows how solid it is (surviving 1987, 2000, and 2008).\n\nIts RPO backlog, if realized, would support a valuation in the $4T range. That type of upside is startup-like 😊 |
| \>>gives godtier trades \n\n\>>makes the same dogshit trades as you \n\n🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌\n\nJk. |
| Probably “or what” |
| Man, this guy didn't play around much before going all in. You'd think he'd taste success once before trying for a larger number. |
| Nvidia puts or calls tomorrow? |
| It’s funny till it isn’t |
| I tried to tell regards this kind of stuff isn’t an automatic. All I got were down votes. |
| Iran says they're going to play ball and strike back. Yayyy |
| Wish i had more money to drop into microvision |
| i love seeing ghey bers get rekt, just be bullish lil bro |
| Next beyond meat |
| Nah, they ALL do not, dumbass |
| They haven’t even begun to end and they end in phases over many months |
| Actually trading well = got lucky. Don't kid yourself |
| Mitch? |
| and what do they have to lose? If US escalates, it’s over for the admin |
| > Waymo Robotaxi "Snitches" On Two 15-Year-Olds Drinking & Shooting Orbeez Guns In Bay Area |
| Agreed, think it still has a dip or two left in it. |
| ONDeez nuts |
| Higher mpg results from higher energy density. There are more BTUs per gallon with diesel. |
| Why |
| Guaranteed pump on lockup periods expiring and insiders unloading on us? |
| Wait some more |
| lol |
| Tough crowd , it was a dinner for 2 atleast ?? |
| Bc it’s the only one up this week? Solid DD |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/comments/1ur0uvt/planing\_exit/](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/comments/1ur0uvt/planing_exit/) |
| 😭😭😭 |
| writing myself off 🫡 for tax write-off |
| I don’t see it going below $7… |
| ~~US ARMY~~ jeepers creepers |
| Not a woman but i do have money coming out of my fucking vagina rn bro |
| I want to drop 100k in RKLB so badly |
| shit now I want some dumpling |
| You spelled gambling wrong |
| Haven’t made jack shit the past month im fucking pissed |
| [Hold on to your anoos](https://i.imgur.com/YoVci0X.jpeg) |
| How high leverage are we talking about? I would keep it safe and at 1.5x maximum to avoid margin calls at all costs |
| Waited till market close to make that comment lol well played, I got SLAMMED |
| Rip the bols a new one |
| shit, now I want some champagne |
| https://preview.redd.it/kk4qgbze03ch1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad8bc7ee8df07c6945d578b33ceee0799a542563 |
| They’re pretty flat, all the drama aside. |
| What did you buy when manic |
| I may have lost $6,000 since last Monday but I’m up $150 today |
| let's just launch his dirty diapers over there, war will be over by the weekend |
| Don’t only 30% of ipos stay above ipo price |
| Tonight the ai bubble pops for the 20th time 😭 |
| Hopefully Iran sits in the cuck chair and doesn't retaliate tonight\n\nLet our fellow Korean degens buy the dip in peace. |
| Still bullish 🥺 but i will be a gay bear again soon😅 |
| I am a turtle. |
| Bear in the big blue house type exit |
| That's not true either. You, yourself can always learn more about trading, and become a better trader. I didn't manage my mental health, and I didn't manage my risk when it came to trading. I suffered, and I've learned from it. Trading isn't hope and luck. Hope isn't a strategy. It makes a lot of time and discipline to do better. |
| Wait I’m bipolar too am I gonna get messed up |
| Bombs a jeep outside of a base …\n\n “They‘ll be in the dark ages for five generations. |
| Loosing money in a bull market. Best regards |
| Full port |
| Isn’t war bullish? Market has just loved war with Iran |
| At least it's going to the dead so that they can spend it. |
| Losing big. Why is WULF ripping? What a pos |
| Well you did have it just didn't take it |
| Only you know that answer |
| AI |
| oh the bag holders 😂 |
| What in the world did you do?! And why would you let yourself lose that much money?! |
| Awesome, thank you for this. \nSo they give you notice when a margin call is due that day.\n\nFidelity is really stupid, I go to my margin summary and I was issued a call yesterday on 7/7; but I did not receive any notification whatsoever.\n\nToday on 7/8 I get a text, email and active trader pro notification that I have a margin call. On the temporary pop up message, there was a due date of 7/10, however I no longer see this due date mentioned anywhere! Also since the message was a temporary pop up, there is no way for me to find this 'due date' anymore.\n\nI called Fidelity and they said there are no due dates and that I can be liquidated at any point in time.\n\nFidelity is such a mess, they can't even send out proper notifications. |
| 🥭: *"if they attack again we are gonna hit them with advanced military weaponry technology that has never been seen before that will end their whole bloodline and wipe out civilisations 900 years into the future so powerful it'll be seen from 2 gazillion light years away by green space men"*\n\n*Continues to use PGMs...* |
| KOSPI gonna rip tonight. I can feel it in my bones |
| I'm familiar with that blip. It's the I can quit my job and do this full time candle. |
| Me too. I will stop traffic for them. Snappers rule btw. Just don’t dangle your dick in front of them. |
| Why covered calls, aren't you capping your gains this way, especially on volatile stocks like MU? |
| Nooo, BEAR! |
| Is Korea going to stop dumping? |
| $400b market cap and up 221,000% from IPO. “Is this a startup?” |
| Yeah we'll see man... |
| Luv is luv |
| ONDS is holding steady , time to add more |
| Ai space robots colonizing another planet and autonomously making money somehow and sending it back to earth |
| Good night degens🫡 its late here.\nTake care |
| Did great for Nebius too |
| You keep doing the same thing and hoping that this time it will work. |
| some young guy? |
| Shit now I want some In N Out |
| Burn it all down. |
| Try a day |
| Managed to lose thousands in my Robinhood account but today it officially went from one figure to two 🎉 |
| Inflate ur way out of debt. Hasnt that always been the play? |
| My office has officially hired too many people. There’s no where I can work in peace anymore there’s always someone who wants to talk and I really enjoy my alone time |
| Blame it on the idiots who made the special deal with musk |
| man with 6 shares worried about liquidity |
| I did and mom happy |
| Hey man, instead of burning it on the market just transfer it to me instead 😀 |
| Biden is till alive. He was born closer to Lincoln's presidency than his own. |
| I don't even care anymore\n\n✋😔🤚 |
| ecc or bust |
| That’s not bad at all if you’re on a path to make more money. Before you ruin yourself with options, please consider dumping it all in vti. Wish I could go back in time and do the same in early to mid 20s |
| This red light therapy is so gay |
| The question is when. Ticking fee is going to bankrupt psky if it's not done by the end of this year |
| Aw this guy is so insecure |
| Variable. I R&D HFT latency arb systems - sometimes I get a big paycheque, sometimes I get a small one and other times I go for long periods of time with little to no income. I've had little to no "real" income for a while.\n\nBeing said - I'm currently working with a mid sized fund with some friends to R&D a latency arb system for them - so depends how that goes ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ |
| I too struggle to imagine a plausible scenario where this isn't a money sinkhole. It has more chance to become a defence company that produces anti-satellite spacecrafts more than anything. |
| This will have a bigger impact than a rate change. |
| All in |
| This is hardly wild. Yet |
| You can walk into a grocery store and get the same shit for 1/4 the price, or less.\n\nBullish because people like you are still in the market. |
| u are nasty |
| I like turtles |
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| Posts like these saved my life, knowing someone else lost it all makes my meager failings seem inconsequential. Thanks OP. |
| she was eating wendy's for dinner |
| I was gonna make a joke but I just can't\n\nSorry bro |
| I am renting out my unused 96gb DDR5 RAM. Please subscribe to my IPO. |
| I make 100k n I lost 100k this year. 100k feet of dih in my ahh in this market. This gmfu |
| Who's got the bell curve meme? |
| I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride |
| no but remote islands in Sumatra do. Musk is a dork but Starlink is legit. |
| Just make some bread and noodles at home at those prices |
| Hopefully it drops to $50 or less.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3vs58bbkz2ch1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e157315d5db7abc563c191de7e3dd507f05ef9a5 |
| we lost a whole bunch of refinery capacity since then too |
| Maybe but my port is bigger and I am up more this year than your ghey ass. |
| 60% downvote ratio btw Isreali bots crying in the chat on mute |
| Imho, the company is a fair valuation at around $35-40 share price, I'd buy it at that price |
| There’s an unexplainable kind of thrill to losing some guy’s salary in a week |
| How does something Ike this happen? How long is "all time"? |
| DRAM ETF is a good pick and it’s currently on sale. 😉 |
| people really thought SpaceX Nasdaq inclusion would FoRcE bUyInG 🤣🤣🤣 |
| The secret is... I never look to see how they did. Just every few months I peek at my total. If it's bad Ipretend it's not and come back in a few more months or years |
| Definitely do it. I knew a guy that was like a premier salesman there when I used to buy from them. He made like $30k a month. It was insane. He sold like 2 cars a day. |
| I heard there was once a woman in this sub |
| Quarterly “is tech still making money” moment \n\nAnd this retarded market sells off despite the beats and raises coming in again and again and again |
| The markets are down so it’s a good time to invest! |
| Please… you’re not even in the six figures yet… |
| Bearish on the life choices that lead someone to spending $45 there |
| OP remembered the good old saying "First one's always free". Then forgot its valid through your entire whole life. |
| Exiting everything before Olympics in LA |
| I hope this prints. I might grab some OTM $250 leaps. You can’t retardmaxx if you’re ITM, and I want to provide that missing piece. |
| Okay. How much you got? Now play with options, five fold it and report back. |
| This has got to be the cutest frenchie ive ever seen |
| Did you buy? If so, you are the exit liquidity for this obvious rug pull. Its worth $13. |
| Time to leave this cursed place for the day |
| You are probably right about this. 🥭 is so weak and persuadable. |
| Calls. Violence summons shrek |
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| god damn |
| Did you literally double and let it ride to a dollar bro smh |
| QQQ is the command to instantly kill Bethesda games through console. In this instance it is going to be similar but it isn't a game and you really needed that 730$. |
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| Do we go at 1 or 0 though? |
| IT's just that mr T starts a new war every week so pump and dump stocks. |
| “Touched him” lol he tore his shirt. Penalty for Messi against Poland last tournament after he was touched by Szczesny hand after Messi lost the ball too and the ball was going out clearly. When did I mention penalty for Salah? But still no red card for MacAllister covering his mouth? That’s a good call? Anyways game is done we move on. |
| Muskies Shares are locked for 1 year after IPO. \n\nEmployee Shares -\n\n20% one day after first full day of trading following Q2 earnings report. (Expected early August). Get bumped to 30% if stock more than 30% above IPO price for at least 5 days in 10 days preceding Q2 Earning.\n\nAdditional 7% shares 70 (Aug 20), 90 (Sep 9), 105 (Sep 24), 120 (Oct 9), and 135 (Oct 14) days post IPO, total 55/65%.\n\n28% one day after Q3 earning (Early Nov). Total 83/93%\n\nDec 8 full unlock 100% |
| I see 300 in 3 years |
| Look at you. Sitting there thinking, “this is it, it’s going down this time for real”! Then tomorrow when it’s +2% you’ll be saying it’s all rigged. It. Goes. Up. |
| The Qataris have been playing both sides for months. You think they’re above using fifa for blackmail? |
| ORCL |
| where did you get your math degree |
| Lmao I actually laughed out loud |
| Is $45 Panera dinner bearish or bullish |
| !banbet UCO 45 2w |
| \-99% incoming tomorrow </3 |
| Stopped buying because I’m just a 24 yo brokie who makes 45k a year |
| Legit the first thing I said |
| Yeah but at least smoking crack is fun. Everyone on this subreddit is just pressing buttons on some lame ass phone. It’s like Keno but somehow even worse |
| Naw, we are going to just breathe FREE AIR |
| Your 240 calls are NOT hitting |
| Mitch McConnell just pulled the plug on Joe Rogan \n\nRIP 😔 |
| Yeah I also like loading the boat at the bottom of moves in hindsight |
| They “ceasefired” Sunday and Monday with little drones against Saudi and Qatar tankers. I mean, you keep poking a grumpy bear, you going to get mauled. They also shot a tanker that was too close to Omans shores instead of using the channels closer to their coast, last week. I don’t know what they thought was going to happen. |
| Nice! |
| Brother are you 80 years old? FMV hasnt accurately priced growth stocks in my lifetime |
| Most people here were panic selling when it went down to 875 |
| Source: Isreal Times |
| The gang discovers passive investing |
| She's in luv with your money |
| I feel this...down 35k and have 4.5k left in my account, down like 400 today also...I am regarded |
| No, I just got off the phone with Mr Korea himself, he said they plan on pumping memory 15% tonight |
| ORCL is at a price where institutions don't care if it fails. If its business works, it'll 10x, so institutions regard it like a startup.\n\nIt's similar to RDDT at $140 in April: higher debt, but also higher potential revenue. It could be worth allocating a small portion for a 2-3x in 1 year. |
| You could say NVDA is a no brainer… |
| It wasn’t Bibi, it was the U.S. and Iran getting knocked out of the World Cup. |
| Tomorrow I will tell you what I said yesterday!!! 🗣️💨💯 |
| https://preview.redd.it/uhxsgemsy2ch1.png?width=917&format=png&auto=webp&s=24222cd29d11e3266bb35f34beb1947087658f16\n\ni am down 94k but aint going nowhere |
| I'm N luv wit a stripper 💃 |
| KORU |
| I locked myself out of the house so I have no choice but to clean the garage. I need SPY Holdings Co. at 760 tomorrow. |
| The optics stuff will likely need to cook for another year or 2 to really pop off. |
| No real benefit to using tqqq over qqq, especially with the spread being worst and half of the retards under 40 yo using Robinhood. |
| Just pile the money on leveraged stocks like Apple and Msft. You’ll be back in no time\n\nIf you f with options when you have 15-20k and only allow to lose $200 at a time. |
| I probably should have loaded boat with MU under $900, but may load the boat with SK instead |
| Why? |
| Big tech earnings will decide the future of this market \n\nAs always...... |
| Big Mitch with the inside scoop..guys a real brainiac |
| Anyone else recognize that whenever a US team ends their sports run, a war starts? 4 Nations Canada vs USA, Tariff war right after. USA Gold medal achieved? hours later Iran War Round 1. US World Cup Round of 16 done? Day later Iran war Round 2.\n\nYou want it to stop? Become an athlete that can make longer runs. |
| u wot |
| Grab nvidia |
| Mu is the play |
| no risk no gain |
| Yes, dozens of them really need/want it, and some of them have the money to pay! |
| Tomorrow, the username checks out. |
| DRAM is a longer term hold. 2X SK Hynix if you wanna just play the listing (which I do) |
| My dih is hard from nvidia |
| There’s always the Chinese markets |
| It seems renting and putting every spare penny in stocks isn't much worse than owning a property with mortgage. |
| https://preview.redd.it/fnj9quomy2ch1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81accdf9937edfea0e162654c5761068e8d2b61d |
| Kopsi ded |
| Nvidia for August 🔥🔥🔥 |
| Big talk |
| These daily swings are cool for scalping small wins 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| womens athleisure expert "Michael Burry" and noted LULU bull now has a position in draftkings. Just how wrong can one man be |
| Wrong - $219 buying power |
| We are monitoring🫡 |
| Me too. My rate is 3.25% |
| Not really. Just make sure housing cost is 15-20% or income max |
| I did the math - MU has a $600 FMV assuming most optimistic scenario |
| Now I see why market returns are so good on average. You yahoos keep paying into the system. |
| Why fucked up? What part doesn’t look like puts to you? |
| $AAOI is actually trash needs to be shorted to the ground. |
| Coz he invested in it? Duh |
| Hey |
| https://preview.redd.it/12k8v6xgy2ch1.jpeg?width=1306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=242d78cdc11a0328d0724c601ad1c3dab9856162 |
| 🐂s going to wish time stopped at 8:29 PM |
| Real convo btw idk probably but |
| Just another $100 to go down before it’s ok value. I’d start a position at $60-$70 though |
| Nope sorry buddy, more State Farm ads |
| I feel like consumer staples is the play here. |
| This isn't copium, it's coperoin. |
| yooo i was just thinking about this |
| I spoke to Mitch McConnell, he said $215 |
| When is J Huang obsessed with NBIS? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ekz0f19dy2ch1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51c755954ec12417da8599d819be07eba56f84b2 |
| It will probably never be profitable, it will have to be made by a superior society with no monetary greed. |
| Bombing during market hours?? I think that’s “illegal” during this war/conflict. |
| Netanyahu: *"Ceasefire is over Orange Boy"*\n\n🥭: *"but the market is already bleeding"*\n\nNetanyahu: *"I said ceasefire is ceased"*\n\n🥭: *"yes daddy, launching missiles now"* |
| So hard to say. The war lowered GDP, some of which would have gone into buying their product. It isolated Russia as a customer too. \n\nOTOH, a lot of demand for chips for drones on both sides. \n\nIn the it probably lowered demand by something slightly less than the impact on Global GDP. So maybe 1%, max? |
| Typically what happens is like with NFLX recently - bought at a bottom but didnt expect it to move much. Sold 1 covered call a couple bucks OTM. Stock went up, great. Then it was a dollar over my strike so I rolled up another couple dollars. Then it dropped a few dollars. I tried rolling back down but by that point things get muddy and i closed out. Maybe $100 gain. \n\nThey really are a good strategy only the popular stocks are so volatile it is hard to find good stocks that arent too expensive. |
| EWY or DRAM for SK Hynix IPO on July 10? |
| Yeah that's what I said. I'm talking about bettering my life to get more money. I'm always gonna suck at trading |
| Si |
| Thanks guys, I come to WSB for the finest in world news reporting 🫡 |
| I hope they put Sabrina carpenter on it |
| How is that even possible, from 20k to 140k?? |
| I think Apple has the potential to be hit the hardest |
| Don’t worry I lost 100k since January. It only takes 1 100000x |
| I mean the most likely case is the US wasn’t upholding portions of the MOU and so they started to attack shipping in retaliation. Part of that could be the Israeli strikes on Lebanon |
| Selling Elon’s musky bath water. Some people in this sub would drink it literally. |
| ORCL has really been hurting me lately. However, I'm not giving up -- 'bought some more today on the dip. |
| Where did you hear this? Almost the internet subreddit speculated it would pump, then dump a week or two after inclusion....And I barely frequent this sub |
| Any stop loss rule? Trade around the clock or only at open or do you wait an hour after open? |
| probably lactose |
| Yep mood instability and ability with spurt of impulsivity will do it . Lost a lot with bad traits |
| EWY or DRAM for SK Hynix IPO? |
| Satelites |
| i am sure there is a few, that started out at what +$100. |
| Bulls are getting antsy… looking for risky plays cuz suddenly it’s getting hard |
| Fair \n\n\nBut do the mortgage tho. |
| I see a lot of falling knife grabbing enthusiasts. |
| You are trapped at high interest rates in a mortgage but yea i see that. I really feel for young people |
| Fr, a safe correction then boom |
| Satellite projection ads that cover the entire sky above us all |
| last 3 months of my portfolio would indicate I have brain damage |
| Does Iran have a stock market? How about we let them invest in ours for peace |
| AH thread is getting frisky. |
| Just when I thought life couldn’t kirk me any harder. |
| Good point on NXP vs ASML. \n\nNXP gets hammered by the macro economy and auto slumps instantly, while ASML has that multi-year backlog cushion. \n\nLook, if Europe's economy stays in the gutter, is NXP dead money for the next two years or a good value buy right now? |
| SPY just go down to 738 and then we can rally to the moon. |
| I talked to Jensen. He said nvidia is hitting 210 tomorrow at open |
| On Monday most people will be able to dump their IPO allotments without facing flipping penalties from their brokerage. Some are longer, some have been shorter. But yeah, people who bought after IPO r fuk |
| Don’t stop. Double down. Sell your kidneys. |
| Now let me sit you right down son and tell you about the beforefore times |
| How tell me down 75k realized and I’m sick 🤕 |
| Renting is the absolute wealth killer for people right now. Buy a place, be house poor. It is still wealth. Do anything to get out of the rent trap. Sell drugs if you have to. |
| What if Iran just doesn't respond tonight....but waits until market hours tmrw?!\n\nNot sure anyone would suspect that. |
| U recovered ? I’m down 75K realized ytd and I’m sick . Options killing ke |
| Right? The stock has been on a steady decline since it peaked after the IPO. This is exactly what everyone thought would happen. |
| Then why the f u say 0 volume holy. R u a goon or what |
| Buying at the bottom of the V? |
| I have mental illness (schizophrenia) and maybe ADHD, and I don't do this kind of gamble, I just buy stock and hold. So stop blaming being bipolar |
| better than a standard savings account |
| Imagine being a rivn bagholder. |
| Hate to be that worker with a passive index retirement fund. |
| Full port and let us know how it goes |
| More like CoreWeave, Nebbius or Equinix but those valuation multiples are crap, they’re just landlords. |
| 🌮 Trump: attacks on Iran in retribution for yesterday's bombing of ships by Iran \n\- if it happens again, it will get much worse |
| Still 189.96 |
| Hidden valley ranch ftw 🙌 |
| Bro we know what EWY is |
| twice the rate. Right now, Robinhood has solid rates at 4.25% for $1M in margin, but Public is right there too. |
| Yeah, I heard the audio, he definitely said Japan. |
| Hundreds of penises behind Wendys |
| If DRAM/MU drops another 6% tomorrow, I will seriously start thinking about porting full because that's a steal |
| Tears of joy seeing all the bottom indicators |
| Plenty of time for losses |
| 100% \n\nI’ll make it back. Experienced something just like this in 2022 with TSLA.\n\nJust shitty it happened tho |
| Ice soup for dessert? |
| Butttttt I want to buy more of this dip 🥲 |
| Ok my 240 calls r cooked u r saying |
| No liver survives that |
| SPX is treated as Section 1256, 60% of profits are taxed as LTCG and 40% are taxed as STCG |
| Is this real or u making it up |
| How would spacex ever make a profit? $600k trips to mars? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ifljtn0px2ch1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c14a1903655d32b281c82cd95d2890d2bb9db70 |
| do it you won’t |
| Yeah, I heard the audio since then, and it clearly is Japan. I should know better than to give him the benefit of the doubt. |
| Well I'm screwed then |
| Yo bro! Got any better porn? I seriously need some right now 😊\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2iggp6dox2ch1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2008cc01a923d8bc71b41ff2f877ec80f33eccdc\n\n |
| Before midterms? Nauw. After? Pretty good chance he does |
| Good day to be a bear, uncrustables for dessert 🤤 |
| What's the bet we find out the ceasefire was stopped because Isreal couldn't help themselves but to attack again? |
| I’m an old man and I my life has taught me to buy everything, sell nothing, laugh at poor people. |
| Yep... I got brutalized |
| That’s more than 10% in a month. |
| I think that's the normal period for most IPO's, but SpaceX's is quite complicated...\n\nSpaceX investors will be able to sell up to 20% of their stock starting on the second full day of trading after the company releases its first earnings report after the end of the second quarter (likely around August 5th). There’s also a performance-based trigger; investors can sell an additional 10% if the stock trades 30% above its IPO price for at least five of the 10 trading days leading up to when earnings are released.\n\nThere’s a layered lockup structure in place too, irrespective of where the stock is trading. Investors can sell in increments of 7% after 70, 90, 105, 120, and 135 days following the public listing. An additional 28% unlocks after SpaceX reports its third-quarter earnings. The remainder unlocks at 180 days post-IPO. |
| the missing 950B€ is already priced in and do you think the "export bans" actually capped them that hard? |
| 180s in 10 days, tonight 206-208 |
| funny. I was wishing I bought puts |
| Good chance they cease their CEASEFIRE too |
| Are you an expert in this field? |
| MSTR seems downright fiscally responsible and well managed compared to the wider sector of crypto treasury companies. Dear lord i wanna buy 500$ of some sketchy one for like 40x return. |
| The accountant group chat: \n \n"Take a shot for every stupid day trade your client did" |
| Bought hood 125c for next week. Seen a ton of vol on the 120 and 125 strikes 🤷♂️ |
| Until you lose it all |
| Marriage kids mortgages cars dont do any of that shit youll regret it all |
| Serious question. Have you accepted you have no idea what you’re doing and you’re a gambling addict?\n\nI know everyone makes a joke of this, but you need to get some help bud. |
| No pain no gain |
| I believe that the sole purpose of this stocks inclusion in any ETF or index is to prop up its own price. I see it as a built in failsafe if Elon needs to cash out. I refuse to be his bag holder. Also, what idiots thought that north of 200 was a good price to buy into this? What regards. |
| Ayo u still got $13.69, .Why you giving up, King |
| lego memes again? |
| Yea that's what I fear will happen tomorrow. |
| so much of their profit is from orders placed years ago, the real impact we will see in 2027-2028 probably\n\n \nchina was stockpiling DUV machines like crazy before sanctions got tighter, that inflated the numbers in short term. but now they cant sell the most advanced stuff to like half of world and the other half is building their own fabs slower than expected\n\n \nNXP is different story, they got hit more direct because auto and industrial chips demand dropped when europe economy went to shit\n\n \nbut ASML basically prints money no matter what happens, when you have monopoly on the machines that make chips everyone needs you eventually |
| It’s meaningless. GDP measure economic output of a country in a year which is closer to revenue. Marketcap is the value of an item usually discounted inflows over 20-30 years . The market cap of real estate in most countries would far exceed this. So it’s just silly to use them in same breathe |
| Nvidia calls 10000x incoming |
| Are you retarded |
| Let me ask you this:\n\nI make money just fine. Do you? Alright goodbye sir. |
| Calls on buffet |
| Lmao |
| How will Iran respond? Peace missiles? |
| lol garbage ass AAOI still cant turn green |
| Somehow not USO |
| ya'll got anymore of em peace deals? |
| Korea its your time to shine |
| I think Star Link was specifically designed for military use with civilian use secondary. |
| SPX going to 7200 tomorrow |
| He looks stressed lately. I feel bad for him |
| Not a fuckup, a wise decision! |
| $SPY $QQQ strong Q2-earnings coming.\n\nThis Iran war is almost feels like Ukraine war, market digest and move on.\n\n$MU got $42 Billion revenue. Means $165 Billion annual revenue rate for $MU \n\n$SNDK $WDC $STX $ASML $AMAT $TSM $NVDA $LRCX $ARM $SMH $QQQ $SPY\n\nAI never going away |
| I see you got swept in the short selling news on BE added to the morning's bombing drop. Just about every other stock recovered except for BE, although it was a nice entry at $242 for me. |
| Good point, send me your credit card informations so I can send the 💰 |
| so what's ur income? |
| https://preview.redd.it/nboca0j9x2ch1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df2e5e215b7c5f8c03e06de4a0aa6a6ffa19f19b |
| And also nvidia |
| Given the nature of the strikes right now, I think Trump is preparing the terrain for a ground invasion. I hope I’m wrong, but I dunno, something feels different. |
| and then |
| My accountant is going to be fucking pissed when tax season comes |
| My dad bought at 200. Inheritance gone but it's still funny. lmao |
| Then you should be banned |
| is there a UK version of Budweiser? I feel like this post is like people shitting on US beer when they drink bud and not the 100s of other beers made here that is good. |
| 740p and I don’t regret it \nYet |
| Couldn’t be him! That dude lives in the metaverse. |
| MU +20% tomorrow |
| IDK, but I am starting to slightly wonder if 🥭 knows what he’s doing |
| Oracle and SMCI seem like the only stocks heavily oversold |
| You don’t have to be a gay bear to realize sloppy joes and coleslaw for dinner absolutely SLAPS |
| Count me in 🫡 |
| For people who don't know how Robinhood works, those aren't realized gains or losses. I never had 98K to begin with. 😵💫 |
| Shii, with inflation, hold the Whiskey. |
| At least you were up at one point in the beginning. OP never had a chance. |
| There was other reasons but that was one. Plus it wouldn’t be the first time a retard like you didn’t understand what you did before you did it.\n\nYes I don’t trade options! I totally didn’t sell puts today! |
| no clue other than I don't think Nasdaq futures is worried about WTI when the volume is so little. idk i'm degen on WSB so I don't know shit |
| You can see why Warren Buffett called it quits on this shit |
| I wish I bought calls at close |
| Asian male dih??? |
| The dump wasn’t supposed to happen until the inclusion and it started right when predicted. |
| Well of course, isn't the point to lose money? |
| EWY. I'm putting a shitload into it. South Korea fund with 25 percent SK HYNIX, who has their IPO Friday. Hoping this will be a small head start. |
| I see. How much did you start with btw? |
| group suicide begins in 3.... |
| Anyone else lowkey fucked up and bought puts before close or just me |
| Nvidia is opening at 210 look |
| It does okay until 5pm pst. Then those Koreans fk it all up |
| I love that tiny bump at the end of the 'lots of thinking stage' where you can tell they tried to be conservative with their investments, probably an ETF\n\nThen they got tired of watching it go up by a few dollars every day and yeeted it. |
| If it goes up I buy micro NQ\n\nIf it goes down a short micro NQ\n\nI take 2% daily portfolio gain on 50k principal and walk away. \n\nThen repeat tomorrow \n\nEasy peasy |
| 9:30 AM - 4:15 PM; 8:15 PM - 9:25 AM EST |
| Or we get a infinite money glitch. Netflix tries to buy WB again, Paramount steps in and gives Netflix another 5 billion to piss off, they do, Paramount gets blocked again. Repeat. |
| Big Netanyahu |
| hahahahaha yeap.\n\n |
| Enter the Koreans |
| It chops and then hits all time highs and everyone becomes millionaires |
| They yearn for the bombs |
| PB ratio is at an all time low and they have $3.5B cash now, good time to DCA IMO |
| \-99%, they would’ve been at 960B€ |
| Nice, my account that started at $0.17 is only a dollar behind you now |
| Some people drooling in anticipation of the loss porn charts they will get to post here |
| WILL $ORCL HAVE IT'S 13TH RED DAY IN A ROW? FIND OUT MORE TOMORROW! |
| Who's your supreme leader? BB? Kek |
| Lol |
| I’m sure you’d run it better! |
| Good strategy for sure |
| with his smarts he can easily turn that into hundreds of pennies |
| Just shares and calls, no puts 🫡 |
| That's what you get for listening to them. |
| big dump when he bites the cheeto dust, cause doesnt matter. |
| In the EU brokers have to tell you on their app that \~75% of people who trade them lose money lol\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fa6ql9g3x2ch1.png?width=416&format=png&auto=webp&s=ebbd7b36097005e56078b6a26b7787242a27f536 |
| What does this mean |
| Don't pretend that you all don't know what happens next... |
| Damn bro.. How do you feel right now? If you have lots of money you wouldn't be bothered for sure. |
| Hey, that’s what i do. |
| Idk how to read this. Shares? Calls? Puts? I guess I have to see what direction IBM moved in yesterday. |
| Right, more or less emphasizing the scope of sheer dollars and magnitude of this bubble based on nothing of significance. |
| it's the casino's money now |
| yes it's a life long disease, no way to dodge that. |
| Damn, I read it as going from $1M to $1.675M. |
| bear grylls |
| False flag attack in the mundial is still on my bingo card |
| I doubt that too. I believe it will be either 6 or 7. |
| Nvidia to 240 now or never |
| And now it's open. LFG! |
| meh |
| But you will buy when it’s at 1500 |
| Post ur gains big dawg. Lemme see who it’s made for |
| https://preview.redd.it/tut6q0hrw2ch1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=613b0749d586c1c661defeb36f4c4b18ee075618 |
| Did you try turning your chart upside down? |
| Certified Redditor Moment |
| not really worried about it, I'll be fine. |
| Futes are doing ok for now 😮 |
| Dead Internet Theory is turning into an everyday reality way faster than anyone expected. It’s exhausting enough trying to dodge regular catfish and scam bots on these apps, but when the platform itself is the one actively manufacturing fake people to keep you swiping, the whole ecosystem is cooked |
| If you want -99% either or!!! Because whatever I buy goes down -99% !!!!!! |
| "CENTCOM just reported that more new strikes are occurring against Iranian targets to keep the Strait open". \n\n.... that was open before we attacked Iran which they then closed because we attacked them but we said we're the ones who closed it with the blockade in retaliation for them closing it but according to the SecDef it's always been open except for Iran shooting at ships. |
| My boss who’s a bit of an asshole has started being nice to me because everyone else working under him is somehow more retarded. Big plus of living America is the competition |
| CFA is ass\n\n\nEdit: Aside from their lemonade and cookies n cream shakes |
| wti 0 volume holy |
| congrats, it's a boy |
| I wish I had PLTR shares |
| I choose right and hold until it’s 0 |
| So many in this sub will chase NVDA at $230. That’s all you know how to do. Chase highs. And get scared at lows. \n\nOh well. More money for me. Thanks for your contributions. |
| Old enough to be your daddy, young enough to fuck yo mama. |
| Bitch margin is not for \*you\*. |
| Oh we're screwed, they just realized strikes are bullish and no strikes drop the market. So now we're about to do the opposite and end ceasefire. |
| ok this actually made me laugh ngl |
| WTI is red, it means futures will be green soon and war is over for 112th time |
| Market cap and gdp aren’t measures of the same thing. Anyone that references them together doesn’t understand finance . So you are in the right place. You are very well regarded |
| They’ve been accumulating for the SKHY inclusion |
| https://preview.redd.it/ntcmauzjw2ch1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aca83fd5337f3ea5096a41f0e1fe62acc0a6c0c\n\n |
| Some whiskey and a cheeseburger |
| Everyday red. My ability to carry heavier bag is improving |
| I can not in good faith buy MU when r/valueinvesting is so bullish on it 😔 |
| I’m thinking I keep choosing the wrong thing |
| when does this rebound start or do balances just keep dropping |
| Calls puts? |
| Should be okay, depending on strike |
| Until you have $millions in income - don't degen it. Because if it's lost you won't get it back. You'll enter into one of those "I just want to get back to breakeven" spirals.\n\nMax degen capital should be a function of income (so you CAN get it back if you lose it). If you're bringing in 7 figures - sure - go ahead and yolo it. But if you're income is $100k, don't go degening 10-15 YEARS of income to you.\n\n"Would I be ok working 15-25 years if this trade goes bad?" <- if the answer is "no" - risk is too high for you. |
| If Iran kills our supreme leader do we pump or dump? \n\nAsking for my port |
| I turned 100k into 600$ |
| Post results tomorow💪 |
| Futures going to be crazy blood green tonight and open red |
| Nvidia |
| I prefer ceasefire has ceased ceasing next |
| Why won’t AMD go to $1000 already 😡😡😡 |
| Not really gambling \n\nThis was all shares and covered calls \n\nThe companies are still very solid in my book. Will probably reach higher highs by eoy. \n\nI just can’t bank roll that monthly margin interest on $1.5M and guess to find out. \n\nWill bounce back in once trends are recreated |
| This range bound action is like purgatory |
| IT’S RED. FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING. SOCIETY IS COLLAPSING |
| Oh man, crying Jordan's everywhere!\n\nBol and Ber. 😲 |
| What you thinking |
| God pltr bagholders are gross |
| This one got me. 😂 |
| IBS or Celiac gg |
| Dirty bomb |
| I was working, but also struggling with bipolar disorder, and ADHD. I was placing big trades, also buying leap contracts when I had no reason to be spending that much. When you are bipolar your mind doesn't really grasp those thoughts, until you hit rock bottom. |
| 😭 bro....get back in there. You still have some money left to 'trade' |
| try taking some digestive enzymes with your food and probiotics |
| My wife can find a reason to paint a room every 3-6 months. This summer, it’s the entire basement. Idk ppg has their hands in quite a few cookie jars, so I could see this one working out. |
| AVGO up 6% today u dummy |
| Same lmk what you choose |
| "this shit EZ" |
| What do we do now |
| https://preview.redd.it/c3myk7g3w2ch1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abc133d34cdffce6786cb0d6d689dc7e71b3e554\n\nSince 2020 that’s equivalent to about 75% of one years wages |
| sold my calls yesterday for an 80% loss, then bought a bunch of puts and now at a 50% loss on those. I plan on watching that go positive tomorrow, then not selling cause I think its going to moon, and eventually close the position out in a few days for a 90% loss. |
| Idk, I have no interest, honestly. And I know it may sound stupid but, I figure i ought to try to do what I like. Problem is I dont even know what that is. |
| That’s fair. I changed the subject. Also fair. |
| your 401k is their exit liquidity. It will tank further when their shares are eligible to sell. |
| OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO OF THE FUTURE! |
| Name says it all |
| KOSPI is the only market that matters |
| Dirty fucks let them too, naughty Iranian kittens |
| a shift at wendys |
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| I laughed so hard because I lost it all and have 78 in my account too 🫣😂😂 |
| You never invest after May and before October |
| Thank god the bottom is finally in |
| Dylan Cease throwing a no-hitter is the secret bear signal. |
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| Truthfully- what joy do you derive from a comment like this? Spend your time doing things that brighten your day, my guy! |
| Lunch |
| This pump and dump scheme is gonna fuck so many people. |
| I HELD MY SPY 745P FOR TOMORROW IDGAF I JUST WANT LIFE CHANGING MONEY SO I CAN STOP TOILING IN CORPORATE AMERICA AND GO LIVE ON A FUCKING RANCH SOMEWHERE |
| agust 7 730$ has 0.3 delta? lol |
| Just not sure where to begin with that tbh. Was thinking of applying for a job at Carmax |
| Yikes |
| Thank you for buying them from me. |
| How much do you gamble at once? This shit’s unhealthy man. |
| A fresh steaming hot turd and ASTS stock. Can you spot the difference? |
| It was cheaper and more miles per gallon. |
| I feel pretty good about my life right now and I have 1400 dollars total to my name.\n\nI have a car paid off, a modest clean home, food in my fridge, a girl that still loves me, and a little rabbit named Spartacus. \n\nLife could be a lot worse. You’re okay OP I’m sure you have a ton of blessings as well |
| I hope so |
| But what about these cannons? |
| This is just so wrong you just haven’t drunk the right stuff |
| $70 left… what do I yolo into |
| Needs to go much much lower |
| Blow on it, should fix it |
| https://preview.redd.it/so8fini1w2ch1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efda1a85e12db74468ecec4af4a9d0296ea6d0dd |
| How long did it take to get to 100k though? |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Technical-Fondant-94 (0W - 1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SMCI** ▲ | $27.80 → $32.00 | +15.1% | 1w | Lost | |
| lol no, what were you drinking? |
| Unless it’s options |
| Not this time |
| Lots of Elon haters on Reddit. Durrrrr |
| Ceasefire has ceased. Next is blockading the blockade. |
| Wow nnniiiccceee.. a day after inclusion. Who'd have thunk! |
| is the jump in the room |
| *Ass to mouth?!* We are doing them dirrrrtyyyy |
| More like monthly buys of same amount, I - by intention - went in light at beginning and sold some for $210, now I go down until Elon does his magic. In parallel I am restocking $TSLA because I think that there will be a merger for Optimus and MacroHard. |
| ai is back baby |
| $10M\n\nMargin turned my $1.5M account into $3.1M \n\nWas the craziest high you will ever feel |
| My soxl calls say otherwise. We’re good to go. |
| I just can’t resist anything pretty and shiny |
| It’s $130 a month in the US where I am. Competition is coming for them. |
| And then stock tanks ! Wallstreet is allergic to investments that will show growth and profit , yet if you don’t show growth and profit , you get punished by the same people by tanking your stock |
| It's summer, set it & forget it. Keep dat money |
| “Green Day” Mu was up one percent bro calm down |
| In 5 years, this loss will be 2% of your portfolio |
| Guzzling too many glizzys |
| $NFLX Algorithms easy so see. @2:44pm, crushed the trend and pushed it lower. Algorithms are backing shorts into a corner. $NFLX fundamentals haven’t changed since it was trading north of $120/shr and the main liability was Warner acquisition, now gone with a $1bln break up. You do the math. Join me to FTAlgos. $NFLX 🚀 |
| Might take this advice.\n\nI have 500k in company equity account, and 350k in my funny haha account. \n\nMight move most of it to index and only play with 10k to start and see how far I can go. |
| Breaking: US just bombed Iran atm |
| most people here are |
| It's much better now, being bipolar is one of the worst mental diseases to live with. It's an everyday struggle. I stopped trading for a long period of time, because of manic episode losses. That helped a lot. |
| Sorry dude, that's the correct call Fathi fell in the box, not in a position to score nor was getting the ball, dude fell after MacAllister touched him. Just like Argentine players were be grabbed in the box and falling as well, both things can be true which are no calls. Again Salah clipped his foot, Salah already lost the ball, another good no-call. These were the right calls and that's reality. |
| Damn. You’re a millionaire and you still use margin? How much are you aiming at? I mean, not the realistic $0 but your dream amount. |
| Alright, I dig it. I’ll bite. Decent chance you know someone that knows something about PPG’s profits last quarter. I’ll grab some calls. 412 🫡 |
| My tummy alway hurt 🙁 |
| silver, buying little bit at a time all the way down |
| love this for them. |
| One green day and memory bros think they're back. This is how it started with the metal bros, too. It's so cute when they're young and full of hope. |
| I'll buy when it hits 110 |
| oh brother they have the hooks in you deep, this is rough |
| Prove it |
| Datacenters in SPAAAACE!! |
| Exit liquidity in full effect. |
| Bullish on AI again, just bought more dram and semis |
| Last month Fidelity sold a 100 block from under me, of course at the worst possible time. But I’m also riding naked NBIS calls so I kinda get it. |
| Give it 4-5 years and SpaceX will probably be back to at least $200 a pop and it'll probably just go up from there. I already bought and sold enough to cover my initial IPO buy of 19 shares (which I still have so now I'm basically free-rolling) and if it goes under $100 I'll just pick up more. |
| Nothing beats tge feel of a lil roach crawlin cross my feet 🙂 |
| Girl loss porn. |
| If I had that money I wouldn’t do options over a few 10s of thousands.\n\nOr just buy QLD dip or something and hold for a few weeks or months.\n\nBut maybe that’s why I’m not a millionaire. |
| Carling is a good time |
| I BOUGHT THAT SPACEX DIP |
| Huh. Had to look it up, it is higher. A full $15 higher |
| Nope, a pump was expected due to it being a tiny float that was well oversubscribed and the NASDAQ inclusion. The dump is expected when the market calms down and the unlocks begin. |
| Bull market for today rinse and repeat, welcome to korea |
| Right, Fidelity is much higher than Robinhood for margin rates |
| What is this word “regulatory”? I seem to have it missing from my 2026 lexicon |
| I lost 140k . It’s real unless you don’t have that kind of money |
| the market never does the Obvious thing |
| Boss gave me some AI slop for me to review 🤦♂️ |
| And probably getting all the government grants it can while leeching our natural resources.\n\nSeriously fuck this cancer of a company. |
| Don't give up, when I stopped being regarded and just bought chip stocks and stop trading or options im in the green again.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5vm976tjv2ch1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c2984ff3661ade82dd21306ea12e6617dc1f90c |
| Ceasefire coming tomorrow to pump the market but I fear the fake pumps have ran their course |
| Now that we're done with the boring fake market, it's time for the real market to open. |
| Still green all time baby 🤑\n\n(I am experiencing crippling depression) |
| tell him I've got some insider information on $ROPE |
| Well usually the opposite doesnt involve a company being rocketed into an Index without having met the requirements and a years worth of good quarterly results\n\nOn top of also coincidentally being listed on an index used for retirement funds THE SAME DAY that the IPO share selling penalty rule wears off (big one here ^)\n\n\nSo, yeah, of course people used the index listing as exit liquidity, otherwise they would have taken the penalty and sold at $200+ and taken the IPO share ban which lasts depending on how many times you've broken the rule |
| I’ve been to the UK several times now. Love it there. But every time I go, my opinion gets reinforced even stronger. \n\nUK beer is fucking terrible pond water tasting shit. |
| “I’m not as good as I once was but I’m as good once as I ever was” |
| ^(Always has been) |
| ever since i was a little kid I've wanted to become exit liquidity for trilionaires |
| And Pay them in cash |
| #DRILL BABY |
| Because you belong here 😂 |
| He didn't lose anything. He just found 41k ways of how not to make money. |
| Enjoy the grind |
| The applications are so limited. Anybody who can truly value from mediocre speed rural internet has already made the leap. |
| Easier said than done. You’d have to be there to understand |
| Just hold on for now, I’ll say month or two before things gets normal, |
| I'm certainly glad I could help. \nYou've made my day, knowing that I make a positive impact in this world. |
| With a bad diversified portfolio its still hard to lose this much how does this even happen |
| damn that red line looking like a ski slope, your portfolio went off the cliff with no helmet\n\n \nstill got 1.2M buying power though so maybe you can dig yourself out... or make it worse, either way i'm here for the update |
| American Airlines flys over 50,000 planes a quarter and makes no money. Space X one rocket 🚀 launch every 6 months is worth 2 Trillion 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| No shit Orange man hates Nancy |
| Big wins doesn’t require holding. He had a big win. Held and got fucked. So should you. I hope the market keeps taking your money little boy |
| How did Elon convince yall spacex was worth more than Tesla 😂 |
| No... it can't be... is this... the legendary Super Retard?! |
| The ceasefire with Iran has “temporarily ceased” -US official to CNN\n\n# HE DID THE MEME |
| There’s remote workers you know |
| More money doesn't make some one a better or smarter trader. It just give them more money to lose. |
| y?\n\n |
| KOSPI entered a bear market yesterday.... |
| This is going to bite you hard if you don't stop. Take it from someone who's had his fair share of 7 figure yolo's. Make sure you set most of it aside in a "dumb" account with options and margin disabled. Then do degeneracy with what you have left! |
| I like how fickle the semi sector is. Goes from one moment the MAG7 are spending 650B this year on CapEx to the MAG7 are not going to spend anything anymore AI is useless sell all your semis as fast as you can! |
| I am also retarded and down 23% on SOXL |
| Someone's great grandchildren are going to have enough accumulated wealth for a glass of clean water |
| It was an IPO. They skyrocket immediately because everyone is buying it because it's new. Most people understand that it's a quick pump, usually just a day or two before you should sell. Anyone who thought an IPO was just going to shoot to Mars with infinite green arrows forever is a bit silly. |
| I thought I was bigger idiot for using 20,000 but this sub has some insanely physcopaths , stop for fuk sake |
| Or 100 go to 1000 bagger. |
| Ha ha! |
| Dilution is coming. Bag holders will be rekt |
| Are these real? |
| When do the lockups end? |
| Anyone notice Nancy’s trade aren’t working under this administration or is it just me |
| I don’t see cheaper money elsewhere |
| are you stupid |
| The boy might be right |
| Me too. Those growth stocks are all about potential. Remember when Tesla was the most overvalued company during covid… so many people missed out on big money with those thoughts. |
| Nope. |
| What did he say? |
| r/SuicideWatch |
| ???? Bots are weird ah |
| Thought it was 6 months post IPO? I could be wrong |
| 4 minutes until fake and ghey futures!! |
| Felons do best in sales. You guys talk with confidence and navigate difficult people well. You’ll be just fine, man. |
| Asking myself the same question lately |
| For all the hysteria..Dram has only been only under $60 for a couple hours at a time for the last week |
| Not the ones I'm talking about, they don't shave. |
| Mañana es el dia de moon |
| Freak the fuck out and buy everything! |
| I’m not talking about people who invest in index funds I’m referring to stock holders. |
| No it's kinda random and depends on how priced in it is like everything |
| 2 things can be true. |
| Giant green candle coming near you tomorrow |
| I've always been in sales, for myself mainly. I flip cars, motorcycles, used to flip weed lol. I just honestly have no idea how to transition this skill into the real world and how to make something of myself in sales. Where do I even begin? |
| What put strikes are we doing ? |
| With your mindset you’ll never hold for big wins |
| That means you're bad at trades \n\nLike it or not your disorder is a part of you |
| How is Korea doing? |
| I’m not a felon but try trade work n then after 4 years get a contracting license to run your own business. As long as you didn’t kill anyone or commit any fraud you should be able to pass the background check |
| Have you ever been Bipolar, do you know anything about mental illness? |
| Memory seems to have hit the bottom. MU back in the green today. |
| spcx jumping after hours. msut be indexes getting in. |
| Hot Take: he should use $PLTR's weaponry to flatten their country |
| I don't doubt they can generate *some* revenue, but more than any other company and more than the GDP of most countries on earth? The scammer scams again. |
| https://www.sourcifychina.com/korean-rug/\n\nThere are way more types of Korean rugs than I anticipated. |
| There was someone else on the other side of this trade. Imagine how cool his plot looks. |
| You can take my PYPL if you like getting depressed for a whole year or two. |
| Take a million out and buy options with 44k? You’ll have your money back in 1/2 trades buy leaps |
| So should I full port yet or what |
| I was buying in and out\n\nLiterally last Friday I was at $1.5M\n\nGoing through surges of dizziness and depression atm |
| If you not buying sndk you must hate money. Don’t worry tho we all hate money here lol |
| 🙁 |
| 99 of them go to $0 and 1 is a 100 bagger. |
| People were holding to sell today, next stop is below IPO price when the rest of the lockups end. |
| i think its required to be an ex-felon to do beer delivery |
| Freakin the fuck out and selling everything todo los dias |
| Good lord that is impressive. It’s nearly statistically impossible to be that bad at trading, but you… you proved them wrong. |
| You full ported at top, that’s the problem. If you full ported all that stocks with margin 3 months ago, that’be different story |
| Good god |
| https://preview.redd.it/s73rvwosu2ch1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81b9368c17d03ff07439f852e8a26ee2573d649 |
| How old are you now |
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| A quick one and then lost it plus a little more. Decided to take a break and learn some things. And then came back with some confidence and immediately lost the rest. |
| Five months? Don't the unlocks start next month? |
| No , I didn't. I am bull for semi sector. But NBIS valuation is not justified at all. |
| Today? |
| Don't let the big banks find out about this foolproof strategy! |
| What if we are all dram agentic ai’s in some deep learning model. \n\nThis is some deep shit to think about. \n\nRKLB 100c for august. |
| remind me of the range of a Shahed again? |
| I hope these Korean rug pulls make people realise how any Chinese investments will go.\n\nFish heads can't be trusted. |
| No, I lost a considerable amount and then I actually started trading well. It wasn't luck. However, I was making 5K trades because I was off my bipolar meds, and I've also had undiagnosed ADHD for years until just 5 weeks ago. 😵💫 |
Blocked |
| What you buying\n\n |
| When does the lockout period end ? |
| No one has ever tried this before, let’s see how it goes |
| !remindme 5 months |
| ITT: OP refusing to take accountability for sucking at trading and instead blaming BPD. Seek professional therapy when you can afford it bud. |
| "What if instead of buying a house, we buy a mini-home? It's on wheels so we can take it wherever we want, it will be an adventure!" |
| No this is my life savings \n\nI am still green all time \n\nMy stress threshold is $1M. I refuse to let the account go below $1M so I ejected. |
| Hopefully an educated redditor replying on studying this kind of stuff helps you. I see so many redditors vibe trading and losing their shirts lately. |
| All this recent loss porn is very bullish. Retail is being drained while the street gets lower and lower entries. Bull market incoming. |
| Gotta start trading futes lmao open shorts when the bombing commences at 4pm close them when new peace deal signed at 8 am lmao |
| Heard welding is a good gig and it's not gonna be threatened by AI |
| MTDR calls |
| Lol |
| I got some chicken 🐔 stocks in the pantry |
| Space robot army building datacenters for AI master race |
| Oil is not done yet. Donny has completely dropped the act since July 4th is now over. Plus Iran putting massive flags and posters and chanting death to 🥭 you know it’s personal for him now |
| We are dropping peaceful bombs |
| Its fidelity, not the FBI 🤣🤣 |
| If i chip in 100$ into 100 microcaps, surely there will be one 100 bagger. |
| Someone had puts that got burnt. RIP. I bought some too to protect shares I own, but was smart enough to know the run down is over… sold them at lunch. |
| Maybe the 0dtes are contributing |
| Hope you all made money today on Taco Wednesday.\nTomorrow we will have our 600th peace deal and big green dicks all day. |
| do a flip! |
| Personally, I wouldve preferred term 1 for today specifically. I got absolutely melted. |
| I’ll consider buying a starter after the August lockup. |
| I can give you a KEEL stock |
| July 20 n August 14. Jk I’m going -99% tomorrow like this week |
| Yes they can dump 20% instead of 30% since the bonus wasn't unlocked |
| You are no longer investing, you are a random Koreans liquidity |
| Congrats |
| This was always the plan ever since Tsla granted musk options for meeting milestones without specifying that he could not just merge with Tsla with spacex to meet the milestones. GOAT scammer |
| He said shorts fukt |
| He did and everybody chose to ignore it |
| Sales my man. Sales |
| Its definitely gotten worse brother |
| Wrong |
| 🤝 |
| Do you have millions elsewhere? Is this just your gambling account? I can’t imagine seeing entire balances go down like nothing |
| I figured it out. With whatever is trending you just buy before 3 and then sell at open. Shit always moves after hours and scams the retail traders during the day. |
| Attaboy. Your family still loves you they just resent what you did |
| What DTE strike |
| I feel better with my losses now. Thanks🫡 |
| Well i mean i do that too. Either full honor or complete scum bag. The only two choices in management when looking to buy a stock. |
| There are more losers than winners . You are not alone |
| bought some calls now the bank is forcing me to buy 9000 stocks.. wtf is that? |
| Can anyone spare some stocks for a poor man? |
| This market is unnuanced\n\n*Unnuanced*\n\nUnnuanced I tell you |
| brother it was down near 2% AH |
| Thing should be like $30 |
| May your puts pay inshallah 🙏 |
| Thank you |
| I think I said this when I was in middle school. But then, I grew up. |
| F in chat |
| You have enough for spy odte. |
| Any felons in here? Looking for some advice man, feeling really down about life lately over this old felony of mine. Not quite sure where my purpose lies or what to do with my life.\n\nIm young, so I guess chalk it up to youthful drama and bullshit but, idk mane, I've spent my whole life taking care of people I never even had a chance to think of where I wanted to end up.\n\nNow the peace and quiet really bothers me. Can't even join the army ffs |
| ❤️🙏\n\nWe’ll both make it rich one day |
| is AI porn better then normal porn? No? then we have room to grow. BULLISH ON DRAM AND MU |
| Big Mike |
| Mark my words. My 240 nvidia calls will 1000% |
| We moon tomorrow. War means a TACO. |
| I just bought 100k of MU today 😭 we are in this together! (Other than the fact that your shit is levered) |
| Like that wasn’t going to happen …. |
| is AI porn better then normal porn? No? then we have room to grow. |
| ORCL 🥀💔 |
| You are no longer investing in a company's future.You are investing in the inability of other morons to realize they also aren't investing in a company's future. |
| I hope everybody understood what DJT told us and used today's opportunity to derisk. |
| It’s up 16 CENTS in AH, I really hate some of you. |
| And here I am looking at my $2k loss and going, "hmm, maybe I just stop." Thanks papa bear, I'll keep pumping my numbers!!!! |
| my friend tanked 1.5M fast exactly like that |
| I’d love for this shit stock to go to 0 but it’s 100% gonna have a retarded pump at some point within the next few months on no news |
| you can actually see the moment where this thought process took over |
| Just put your money in my 401k I will retire for the both of us. |
| Well the other 60 duh |
| Ukraine war involved us too lmao |
| Need? Maybe not.\n\n \nWant? Yes absolutely.\n\nI am also including places with grid power but just not close to any type of good laid cable infrastructure which is a shitton of places |
| What about Dirty Mike and the Boys? |
| Off nvidia chips |
| WHICH OF YOU REGARDS SOLD EVERUTHING AT THE BOOTOM TODAY?\n\n |
| Someone doesn't remember the Covid lock down period. |
| Way better than term 1. He used to cause daily flash crashes that would rape every stop you tried setting before teleporting back up to where it was before |
| When will the cease of the ceasening of the ceasefire happen? And will Japan surrender? |
| I lost 10k with soxl |
| Very |
| I'm down 45k so it wouldn't be a stretch to drop another 45k lol |
| brother, there are 22 hours until anything meaningful happens |
| Pretty much follows a 3-2-1. 3 Barrels = 2 of gas 1 of diesel. Compare the prices of the 3 barrels of oil to the price of 2 barrels of gas and 1 of diesel \nand the difference is the crack spread. Obviously, you want to make a profit from what you break the oil down into. As the margin becomes narrower look for market reactions to be volatile. |
| https://preview.redd.it/n90tkp32u2ch1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc76cf57bc59399f931290cc5c67cc0c75f017b0 |
| This war is brought to you by big goyslop\n\nCall it a GREASEFIRE |
| My income last month was like $500 and here I am feeling bad for someone who is currently a millionaire. |
| I feel inexplicably confident for someone whose only success this week is going from $15000 down to $7000 down. It’s difficult to distinguish confidence from just being dead inside though. |
| ##WE CEASED THE CEASEFIRE \n##Reached out to Dylan Cease for comment, he shrugged |
| This chart should be shown at the beginning of every Gamblers Anonymous meeting |
| Its in safe hands now |
| $240+$100 /2 = $170 then sell at $52 \nVisionaries call it Down³ |
| Link? |
| everyone said it would dump and it didnt. it's still above ipo price and has been for the last month\n\n |
| These types of posts is the reason I come here. The same reason I go to Walmart. I look around and I feel better about myself… |
| This too shall pass! |
| people have said that for decades but no one's ever been able to test that theory |
| We have always been at war with Eastasia |
| Does the dump continue or halt wtf is going on |
| r/whooosh |
| And 🫵 are too |
| I won't be happy until it goes down to 30$ |
| Have \~$1.7mil and don't use margin. Just need 1.7m to start |
| I think hostility and misinformation has finally overcome the useful parts of the internet. Let’s turn it off and start over |
| Kospi is hoptial |
| bro his entry is 418 can you read |
| Indians are way cheaper |
| Define generational |
| Robinhood won't let you sell naked calls. This must be part of a spread unless he's holding 225,000 shares of ONDS. |
| When are we gonna get the cease of the ceasing of the cease fire |
| wtf is DRAM pumping on, KOSPI is closed and MU is filling its diapers again |
| contraindicator you'll get rekt |
| I’m paid out my carry as it unlocks. That’s as early as September. I have to imagine other institutional investors operate the same way. |
| Does someone who wants to be off grid really need high speed internet? |
| So I created this dope website with Wix. Lemme show you how i did it.\nFirst up go to Wix.com. Aight so next, pick a template. Like there are literally hundreds you can choose from. |
| Isn’t it less employee stock though because they didn’t maintain over $175 |
| 😂 this is so dumb that i know its true |
| Dont worry, you can make it all back very easily with 0DTEs |
| US back to war because no world cup match today |
| How can they fight over land if it's uninhabitable for 50 years |
| I used to shitpost about elon merging spcx and tsla and now suddenly big bank analysts list this as a real potential bull catalyst.\n\nMarkets gone full retard. |
| I like that I can see the brief moment he made 15k off options and thought "babe, im a day trader now 😎"\n\nthen he was extremely scared for a bit before deciding to try to make back the 5k hole he was in |
| RKLB also tanked on inclusion for what it’s worth |
| US Officials are reporting that the ceasefire has temporarily ceased.\n\nThis is not a drill. |
| $60-70 fair valuation on SPCX. It is going to tank more. |
| If weakness is making money then you’re strong bro |
| Roses are red \nViolets are blue \nBears are gay |
| Don’t max margin full port AMD, MU, SNDK 🫶 |
| This |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Excuse him he’s regarded and broke |
| Being the first and only functional swarm, which wouldn't have been possible without falcon, makes competition (in the near term) highly unlikely. There are numerous companies that could produce the sats, but only China has a similar launch cadence to SpaceX. |
| Market already trying to pump. Bers eradicated 9:30 est |
| Why aren’t we sending robot drone barges full of shit through the Hormuz? |
| It has AC. Still living better than the Europeans. |
| You still can buy some WEN |
| this is true |
| Pennsylvania |
| He may have made some dumb decisions but he doesn’t deserve to go out like that and wishing that on someone here is just foul |
| Just part of learning fee. You will recover and hit $1M 🎯 |
| In SPB we trust |
| had a buddy burn out exactly like that with $BE calls |
| This fucking dickwad LOVVVESSS to wait until aftermarket hours to drop some bombshells |
| https://preview.redd.it/m0h1wccjt2ch1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e7b0b2772711d41b6fc0d909d3b22079cafece8 |
| This question \^\^\^ |
| CEASING THE CEASEFIRE sure is a choice |
| It will sell rockets to shoot up your anus |
| Or they're gonna pump before SK Hynix IPO on Friday. |
| Koreatards, MAKE IT RAIN |
| You've never been bipolar 🤷♂️ |
| Fidelity was one day late in sending me the margin call maintenance. \nI called them to see if there was anyway they could hold off liquidating anything until the funds are transferred.\n\nThey just said no guarantees, so they may very well liquidate my position tomorrow. |
| Many such cases |
| Clown administration |
| Wen UBER $90? |
| Can you tell me how to do the opposite of this? |
| If a crow shit on your car, you don’t destroy the car. |
| lol close \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/me79jrbft2ch1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e23a4708f78aa517cd9add216c9d9fdc9ac6f9f |
| Her boyfriend? She meant husband right? |
| They are trying to pump this thing and talk about it in the news 24/7. \n\nI wouldnt be shocked if there were elon bots astro turfing reddit trying to keep it on your mind. |
| i feel you bro, my Charizard card dropped in value today by like $20 |
| I prefer call plays on founders who are under federal indictment…. SMCI for the win |
| PLTR |
| Looking forward to spcX being on the daily 52 week low list for a while. |
| I only marvel at marvell. |
| The great news is you can literally buy them \nBack and pocket 200% profit as of close today. If this is even legit. \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fo2r06yzs2ch1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ea42dacc142c599a717da7baeb11c3679f8e003\n\n \nOr you can let them expire because it’s gonna be a long road to 16. None of this makes sense. Hmmm I’m gonna sell 16.00 calls for just after summer because it’s guaranteed to go to 20 before summer. |
| Keep playing with option $5M is easy money 💰 |
| Stop blaming it on BPD. You have a gambling problem. Sort it out. |
| >U.S. OFFICIAL TO CNN: THE CEASEFIRE WITH IRAN HAS TEMPORARILY BEEN CEASED\n\n\nlol ok |
| You call a less than 1% up a bull trap? |
| I’m in for shares only, probably wouldn’t hold any options if they’re ITM rn but who knows |
| Hero to zero |
| Options = casino, never again |
| At OP, when are you entering these positions? Market open or at 1030? Curious if you’re using any entry criteria, timing or just YOLO’n entry? |
| The way things are going Apple will be $400 before Christmas |
| Most people understand far worse than me actually. I've known people with 500K losses. Being bipolar and risking way to much when I didn't need too, when I was already up. Any bipolar person would also understand exactly where I'm coming from. |
| Just consulted my anime waifu on grok, she told me to man up and buy more calls. \n\nWhat wifey wants, wifey gets am i right fellas |
| At least spit on it before you stick it in tomorrow please |
| I think the worst part of all this is your absolutely insane 12% margin rate. |
| If Tesla and SpaceX merge, does the company then sell cybertrucks to itself? |
| Imagine trying to trade indices during this 😹 |
| Start your own fight club |
| I thought their military was decimated |
| https://preview.redd.it/mk5tvbw8t2ch1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a108215c7897d7f7347bdddea3cf1ad04f4be4e8 |
| If strait is open, reserves don't decrease for long. If Iran doesn't shut that thing down, there is no pressure in US. |
| OpenAI pushed their IPO out to 2027. They saw the writing on the wall. |
| I bought my first options contract last week, a put option, Jan 15 $100. |
| The Islamic Republic of Japan mind you |
| https://preview.redd.it/3xloawl6t2ch1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50d1f9b7115f3eef84a1dc847dcb8a8a147f3103 |
| The day before he got elected spy was 5700 or so? The economy hasn't really improved since then but here we are at 7500 thanks to uncalibrated fake-out pumps |
| Help, my boyfriend is burning my house \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/c8o7rmb6t2ch1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bd5b26c7f48dd1865951b3b0994411cfe27fb2f |
| My SoFi bags are heavy as fuck I just want to go back to my cost basis |
| Hook a brother up with a link |
| I have one share. Laugh at me daddy. |
| >Considering I made 30K in a month last year, I'm not.\n\nAnd how much did you lose in the other 11 months? |
| coaches used to tell me "don't get too high with the highs or too low with the lows"\n\nFUCK MY COACHES I'VE GONE FROM SUICIDAL TO EUPHORIC IN 9 HOURS |
| 55/month for unlimited 100mbps basically has no competition in satellite internet\n\nFor a cabin off the grid that changed everything |
| What are you doing trading if you have 4 million to use? I would be in index funds and not individual equaties. I'd rather go spend a thousand bucks in a casino. Seriously, I'm just curious about the mindset here? |
| !banbet AAPL 300 20D |
| Except it involves USA lmfao |
| There's always tensions in the middle east, while it may not be the ethical choice what about we just nuke and level the whole area and start fresh? |
| I don't. |
| All they’ll need to do is post here after the fallout and they’ll have a spiritual level kink-related release |
| How do you know? |
| if you do it in reverse you'll be back where you started in no time 🙂 |
| SPY barely down, a sector rotation occurs out of tech and into other companies in SPY and 90% of this sub is destroyed |
| MU and SNDK are going to tank tomorrow. Today was a bol trap. |
| Nbis is most overrated stock |
| War is priced in 6 months ago |
| Reddit watermark is the new ifunny border |
| Burnt* |
| Dudes will watch marvel movies but won’t marvel at their girls beauty |
| Pro tip. Study your history. During WW2. Markets doubled. |
| Inflation would push the market higher so you are good |
| Can someone pump my French A.C stocks so i can afford an A.C with the profit 😂 |
| No problem just wait for profitable space colonization. We'll see who was right in 2150. |
| Saw someone say 360k loss guy posted something in s\*\*cidewatch? \n\nJeez man, hope he pulls through |
| There are so many times there that I would have either shit bricks or pulled out.... thats determination and stones like diamonds. |
| I’m going to enjoy my fried chicken now and wait for 6pm |
| You still have $343.78, no quitting yet I have full faith in your ability to lose that as well. |
| Surprisingly enough, AH market hasn't sold off to the strikes news.\n\nMight be waiting to see how Iran responds, nonetheless... the KOSPI will decide our fate. |
| It’s like what happens with spy is sometimes it goes up and sometimes it goes down |
| 😭 |
| i say we are gonna pump when korea opens |
| Cant stand fans on while asleep |
| There is that stretch of time in the middle where you just slowly degraded away.\n\nWhat were you doing at that time? |
| so you got lucky for one month and thought, lets go!?!? |
| Nah, I already beat carpal tunnel once by quitting sugary drinks and candy, that mofo is too scared now. |
| Ik lmao, I was up late last night seeing everything tank and everyone was freaking 😂 |
| Welcome the world of being bipolar. 😵💫 |
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| Same, trading and working full time is way too much stress for me, only going to be buying long term options for the foreseeable future |
| I was just at a Wendy’s drive thru and overheard the cashier arguing with the guy at the fry station. The cashier was adamant that the market was not pricing in the secular growth opportunities in DRAM and the forward PE of MU was not consistent with the real demand. He believed a rerating even higher was imminent. The guy working the fries called him retarded.\n\nAnyway the register broke down and he couldn’t figure out how much change to give me |
| 😭😭 |
| 🙏 |
| Default is up. When will bears learn. |
| Muskboi thought it would pump to $420 when in actuality it’ll dump to $69. |
| At least they’ll wait a few days unlike IBKR (ask me how I know) |
| Friendly reminder that in nature wolves don't have Alpha/ Omega hierarchy. In the wild it's usually the oldest male/ female pair who run the group.\n\nAlpha wolves only develop in captivity, and it's a trauma response where one wolf decides to start brutalizing his own family because he is going crazy in prison. |
| RICHER BETTER-LOOKING WOULD BEAT YOU IN A FIGHT KEEP IT FUCKING MOVING BEAR |
| Unfortunately, its more like "You don't need to defend yourself, if you have a nuke" |
| Many people invest in funds which track NDX, yes |
| Its provocative. |
| the moment u think ur being smart by switching to shares and then somehow end up with naked options anyway lmao. this is peak wsb, the road to hell is paved with "i'll just reduce my risk a bit"\n\n \nfidelity margin team probably has your number on speed dial at this point |
| Pre-market starts at 7pm EST |
| Mannnn, I cannot agree more. I feel like the sour ones don’t even wanna be at work so let’s just give them the ‘out’ lol |
| Iran gotta just give back Isreal the land that was promised to them 3000 years ago otherwise this shit will never end. \n\nOy vey |
| At least you were richer. I sold covered calls on oil etfs after they pulled back from ATH. They pumped back up, but I couldn't really sell for much of a profit and instead I ended up holding until a loss overall. |
| Remindme! 1 day |
| Cant imagine buying a stock where the founder-ceo hasnt been knighted.\n\nSir Peter Beck, i’ll never sell RKLB ever again after that masterful acquisition. |
| Macronix would be interesting if you could buy it 😬 |
| Looks like they bombing the Islamic Republic of Japan again.\n\n \nWhen is peacefire again? |
| https://preview.redd.it/oeptldjms2ch1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b2c7b3f27a5b76caa14e71f68f3cabd0e8d84bb |
| Impressive |
| bro tryin to speed run carpel tunnel |
| Cubano Tuesday 🔜 |
| Futures for it closed +4% already |
| 19 minutes for the sacrifice feast in islamic republic of Japan |
| Bols praying for some K-pop femboys to save them. Pathetic. |
| excellent typo🐔 |
| Everyone is selling now that it’s in the index, why would it go up?\n\nLike if I held space x I’d be like the index inclusion is the last exit liquidity for a while and I’d dump my shares like woah |
| I remember it was like that before fuel exploded in price in the 2000s. People started buying euro diesel cars and such then boom high diesel prices. I looked online and it seems the mandate for ultra low diesel is one big contributor to the switch. |
| Yeah I got permabanned from it |
| Made 30K last year in a months time. Barely any 0DTE losses. Manic episodes from being bipolar 😵💫 |
| that much cash costs about $2,500 a day! |
| Are kospi futures out? How do you guys find this |
| Oh we gonna get an article every time it drops a dollar? |
| Retail investors are gonna get sodded when institutional investors sell off in 5 months |
| Care to elaborate? Im open ears. |
| Super fighting robot 🥭 man |