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| Normalcy would put us around SPY 550 you sure you want that? |
| She sucked off 🥭. |
| # ITS ALMOST LIKE WE JUST WITNESSED A CLASSIC BLOW OFF TOP WHEN THE MACRO ENVIRONMENT OF UNCERTAINTY AND WAR AND (ARE YOU RETARDED, VIX IS STILL 20 AT ATH) STILL HASN'T CHANGED |
| Shut up. |
| You have a day old gyro in your trash can |
| ah it was all me making new accounts bc of the loonies running subreddits like a hoa |
| Am I banned? Even banbot won't respond to me. |
| Just sold my puts, so it’ll keep crashing sorry bols |
| Guess I will be able to Warsh my butt with inflated dollars |
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| Bears talking like a poorly written villain on the CW, bulls dropping the ball in celebration before crossing the goal line, egg on both faces, embarrassing |
| Vance not going to Pakistan. talks are over |
| THIS THE END GAME FED CHAIR\n\nPublic Debt: $38.5T - CRITICAL\n\nDebt-to-GDP Ratio: 122.6% - CRITICAL\n\nTotal Systemic Liability: $213.5T - EXTREME\n\nLiability-to-GDP: 679.5% - TERMINAL\n\nForeign Trust Ratio: 24.0% - DECLINING\n\nInterest / Revenue: 33.0% - DEBT TRAP |
| Same. Yesterday up $2500 now down $2000 |
| if indices stay unphased while crude goes parabolic im just gonna be annoyed |
| All the shit they did to make it more digestible for an AI model made the site worse |
| My 666 puts need this 😫 |
| Wow congrats bers u sure are winning, the market is where it was yesterday morning. |
| IRDM was the play of the month. What's your next one? 👀 |
| As if him being there would do anything? |
| Every quarter sane news, growth is slowing etc and then massive war in earnings. |
| Sold asts yesterday @ 75 for 35k profit after holding for 18 months and i regret it lol\n\n |
| It's shocking.\n\n |
| Oh shit, i missed that! Nice to see it green again. |
| Dude this is such a bad cope.\n\nMaking a blanked statement about boomers failing to plan.\n\nBoomer that successfully retires responds\n\n“Yeah well you’re just insecure bro”\n\nThe short of it is most people have terrible spending habits and relationships with money. Which leads to late planning and failure to retire.\n\nThey chose to live in the moment, now they have to live with that choice in their later years. |
| Easiest calls of my life |
| Isn't today the day that oil contracts are due? |
| Yes and it always does. Because people are social animals and want to discuss or look at discussions on current events and or hobbies. |
| Some Netflix and chill with the Oval Office couch |
| I thought we bought to 712 for a reason. War is over right? xd |
| Good lord brutal bul trap there |
| Maybe get rid of all the bots |
| IRAN NEGOTIATOR JUST TOOK A SWING AT JD VANCE |
| This is 100% my opinion and I have no data or source except lucid dreams, but I think insiders know that the talks are a scam and they are slowly building positions. \n\nThey have to use a bit more tact now since they are "drawing suspicions" from the WSJ |
| why does a man whos worth 200 million want a job that only pays 100,000 |
| As long as you don't double down on them |
| More to come |
| I don't think I belong here with that level of reading comprehension |
| it really does |
| "Robust reform" of the Fed - Kevin Warsh |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| 720 weeklies. War is bullish! |
| Don’t worry, it’s been heavily marketed in India, check the growth in users and Indian subs, everyone is going to enjoy the new Quora experience |
| sold my fake meat calls to buy 0dte spy puts letsgo |
| You just had two opportunities to load up on calls. Dont complain when this pumps the rest of the week |
| 708c for tomorrow and chill |
| It's nice to see MMs are back to their old pump and dumping ways. Things were getting way to legal round here. Insiders were getting pissed. |
| Maybe because many of the mods in other subreddits are insecure douchebags |
| 14 day winning streak ≠ shambles |
| Vance might still be at White House so no Islamabad meeting potentially lol |
| seems bad |
| Msft got that retard strength |
| My ass can only take so much of this |
| Do any of you fucking retards buy the shit advertised on here? No? So why do you expect others would? |
| Back to being able to short every pump |
| I think I’ll go top off my tank |
| One of those don’t look at the port days 🥱 |
| I am happy to report I'm the reason we're dropping. I was sick of seeing bulls win and I wanted to end this streak so I bought calls. You're welcome bears. |
| If car drops 300 bucks I'll make about 10;dollars |
| Ms. Lummis has a disgusting marlago face |
| Sigh. Lost everything |
| Google deal yesterday |
| Cope harder cuz yall have lost the last 16 days straight |
| Will we be taxed on our tariff refund checks |
| Honestly this is probably the best technical analysis there is |
| sheesh? are u 12? |
| She’s been fired |
| What makes you think bots can't interact in Nepali and that's there no point?\n\nBots have been infiltrating social media platforms since 2010. |
| EvErYtHiNg iS PoLiTicAl |
| Holy shit I see why FDs are addictive now. Am I fukt? |
| I will say part of the oil move today is probably due to may contract expiration |
| THE END IS NIGH\n\nRUN FOR YOUR LIVES |
| There’s also an incredible amount of engagement bait posts, I assume a real person using AI to come up with a story that’s sure to get loads of comments. \n\nAnyone else come across posts like this? |
| What is happening to POET? Finally woke up? |
| Currently even on my calls and I'm considering chickening our and buying puts. |
| My guess is that he Used tsla shares to get loan to buy spacex. |
| you aint seen nothing yet boy |
| Walsh first impressions are everything, and you fucked it |
| Someone knows something |
| Filling the gap today |
| Gyat |
| Yup it will. Patience is the key |
| Is TIM APPLE leaving the catalyst for a bear market? |
| Might buy QQQ calls |
| Quitter |
| U projecting |
| Squeeeeeze |
| Trump won't let Iran surrender 😭😭😭 |
| what are you expecting? it does look like it could be a juicy way up, other things got beat up similarly like this I've seen most balloon up like crazy, especially NBIS, but it's so in demand apparently so not sure if similar |
| Wow the V failed? Something really bad must be happening with the peace talks. |
| why stock market crashing? |
| Lmao the president went on and dumped the market |
| Moon soon don’t trip |
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| who fell for the bull trap again 🤣 |
| YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SIR |
| soooo many regards in here think market will turn to bear market I just can't do anything but buy calls except CAR puts that just trippled expiry 4 months out. |
| It’s fucking over, back to 540 EOW |
| SPY 690 or 720 EOD would be lit (all I have left is lottos) |
| Id tell you but I dont want you to have sex. |
| Also a lot of normies started using reddit, which is slowly changing the site overall. Reddit used to be full of highly educated, dedicated, high effort users that would contribute a lot to the conversation and have used the site for years.\n\n\nnow, I feel like the average user logs on once a month to scroll down /r/all and for 30mins.\n\n\nspam upvote bait, bots, and low value comments are more prevalent. Its becoming more like the youtube comments section. I knew this would happen when they IPO'd because the objective is to attract those exact types of people to the site. |
| Why oil pumping. Is deal day off? |
| Sold my puts right before it dropped another dollar. Fml |
| Not before she gives me ketchup! |
| Many of them didn’t plan for the future, much like many of you are gambling away hundreds of thousands of future dollars into 0DTEs.\n\n🤷🏻♂️ |
| Im a proud -.3% dip buyer |
| Bulls in shambles |
| Reddit is learning |
| bought CAR 9/18 450p @ 139 - plan is to sell next week if this drops. will IV kill this put or did i buy myself some time? |
| Wtf? A dozen insider buys for HPQ and stock is up but I can't find any other reason why |
| I see wall street is raiding the Dow Jones again \n\n\nSp500 went 1% above prior highs while down jones could barely touch 1.5% below prior high\n\n\nNow down jones is at lownof day while sp500 is not\n\n\nFck this market |
| Looks like the /CL shorting task force ran out of powder |
| Oil mooning lmao |
| I got a warning for saying “Chinapoors” |
| Spy 700? |
| Nobody believes you asshole |
| Congrats on your success and enjoy your retirement. |
| Power tripping mods will always hurt this company. |
| Quit selling you fuckers |
| It's literally so high up on all the astrology shit that it's gonna zig a little more before it really zags. \n\nBeing a paper handed pussy > 💎🙏 |
| This is the bottom |
| Cocaine |
| Oof you even commented it twice, and 6 people agreed with you… You belong here |
| Scalped 100$ today lesgoooo |
| bought the ASTS dip |
| You’re absolutely right |
| ~~panicans~~ |
| Defense stocks going down because a peace agreement will be signed and the rest is going down because there's no peace |
| 👮♂️🚔 sir im going to need to see some 🅱️identification |
| Overbought asf on 4H, $712 was the peak, it’s only down from here. MACD is also flipping now too. Bears turn to eat for a few weeks now. Bol mass extinction event is here |
| Reddit App is ass and instead of making it better, they just killed off other options. Classic shitty company move |
| If anyone loses weight now, I just automatically assume Ozempic. |
| Bulls getting wrecked |
| You belong here? |
| Walsh: Fuck Yo Calls |
| Missed the bottom 😪 |
| COME GET IT WHILE ITS HOT 🫴💩 |
| Im officially worth more not existing. Thanks. I quit. |
| If it can make you rich by dinner it can make you broke by lunch. |
| Did you guys really not cash out after the last rally? |
| He still has his Jansport backpack from HS so he's probably frugal enough to pull this off. \n\nYou'll be in oil business in a matter of a few months.\n\nCongrats and kindly fuck off! |
| Petition to make this retarded admin to shut the fuck up |
| Completely agree. |
| Please sir |
| Yeah they missed this boat a decade ago. Had the IPO happened in 2015, there would have been a decade of perfect linear user growth. \n\nBut picking this moment as the moment to be concerned with MAUs is like the Cleveland Browns discussing the playoffs for the 2026 season.\n\nRead the room you built. It ain’t happening. |
| Oil pumping |
| >€\n\nLaughingman.jpg |
| r/wallstreetbets proving once again that they’re extremely regarded |
Apparently a short squizz \n reuters.com www.reuters.com |
| these aren't V's\n\nthey're n's.... |
| Sold half of my 712ps for 3k, now house money 😎 |
| Yes. It is taco Tuesday after all |
| he already announced it |
| This volatility is nauseating |
| ~~coward~~ cash gang 😎 |
| Don’t panic sell🥵 |
| I'm oiling my nuts, can you squeeze em for me? |
| U got anymore of dem pamp tweets? |
| I use to come here for bleeding edge breaking news and the algos ruined it, now it's super slow to learn anything here. By the time it gets picked up by the site's algos it's yesterday's news. |
| First red day of many - the move down will be as vicious as the recent move up when people realise the war is anything but resolved |
| Hey everybody, let's play fill in the blanks!*\n\n\n*REDDIT MODS ARE: ____________*\n\n\n*Don't actually play this game, because you will experience the answer. |
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| NOW earnings tmr after close, its pretty beat down for being a SaaS company but I think it got legs |
| I’ve been a naughty boi so I’m hiding it for the moment |
| Wow youre an asshole huh? |
| Down goes jakeisarake, down goes jakeisarake |
| One subreddit dragging the whole thing down |
| Count your minutes |
| So buy calls tomorrow before trump announces a ceasefire extension tomorrow afternoon/night |
| We’re a bunch of Millenials. We’re the new boomer social media |
| levels don't lie, same as yesterday, we had nice key break, re-test and recover off friday low of day. |
| He means he's trying to get each position to be worth $1, on average. Is that not the way to do it?! |
| What just happened? We were comfortably hanging around 709, 710 and then off a cliff it went. |
| 2Late needs to go! Warsh will bring us to an age of glory!!!🤑 |
| RDDT servers acting up like garbage again. Earnings must be coming up. |
| The year is 2030 the only phone company in business is Black Berry cause they spend $0 on ai |
| Market doesn't like Warsh I guess |
| Yea, but instead of human IRS agents, this administration will use Palantir to randomly - er, I mean accurately - identify and locate tax evasion. |
| wtf happened ? |
| They all the same |
| Nepal. Even if I was from India, what’s the problem? |
| can we just have a bit of normalcy? Jesus. Market acting like a raccoon on meth. |
| Long run, I believe you will loose money. I think there is a chance for a meme run, but I would not count on it. I would get out at break even when you can. I would rather have you yolo it on Intel. I heard their 18a yields are at 75%. They need 50% to be profitable. Their 14a process is picking up steam, currently at 25% yield. |
| Reddit is for millennials |
| Is it even really an ambush anymore? Should be expected at this point. |
| All bulls should be praying for it to drop back to a reasonable number so they can load up on free calls!! |
| The V will come because stocks want to be upppoo |
| MSFT actually looking really strong here |
| Good play. Im 34, come from a working class family with zero financial literacy. Luckily I was fascinated with money young so I was making some moves when I could. I use the same strategy and I feel like I have a future now. |
| Market does not like Warsh. This is a preview of what's to come |
| So..find another |
| https://preview.redd.it/p42mbkf7akwg1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=d5dea98cf54a26e6b937092b3ccb0d418ea9b5a3\n\nsacrebleu |
| DXY looks like absolute ass |
| Thought red was illegal 🤔 |
| Fuck is $poet pumping for! |
| It ain't over till Pam Bondi talks 💀 |
| I understand that, but the arbitrage of signal becomes less efficient/effective on longer timeframes, and to some extent positional signals from big firms may have some reflexive quality to them (ie, JPM hedges and goes risk off, others may follow their lead reflexively).\n\nOn shorter time frames, yes it will be arbitraged away. But if these flows can reveal that big money is hedging up or expressing directional bias, that could be valuable to me even if it comes lagged by days (it takes these players days to reposition anyway). The 'muh phds' argument doesn't really apply to low capacity retail traders so much, they're working to find edge with billions, it's not worth their time to find edge that breaks down on a portfolio over $100k - my situation is the opposite.\n\nObviously you've spent more time here on the ETF flow thing than I have so you probably know better than I do, but I'm not expecting any magic or anything.. Just less of a reliance on headlines from third party sources, since that will be maximally delayed and minimally informative. |
| Okay I’ll take one for the team and buy a Put so we turn around. |
| The great promise of AI is a world where critical thinking is outsourced to a machine, the rich get rich beyond measure, and the rest are forced into making ends meet through manual labor\n\nSo yeah. I agree with that one |
| I think we need to start waiting a few minutes before getting insufferably cocky about a move |
| >**BREAKING**: DOLLAR LOSES HALF ITS PURCHASING POWER IN 6 YEARS\n\n>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HFjAPdzakAAkYFQ?format=jpg&name=900x900\n\n✅️ |
| Daaaaamn what a ride this morning. Went net +$2k, -$5k, +$4k, and I'm OUT |
| Now that you don’t need $25,000 equity to be a pattern day trader, this will be a big win for…Citadel getting paid from order flow |
| Which # ceasefire are we on? |
| Dw this is just them pricing the bad news in so in a few days when 🥭 says theres been a peace agreement it will rocket back to a new ath |
| Open the next Poet? |
| I’m into boyish lookin girls |
| Netflix needs to rebound this week it’s so oversold lol |
| 👺 |
| okay LEST GO TO 706 |
| Market watching me flip the same option repeatedly.\n\n"You want that or no?" |
| guys quick what dip to buy (and why is it all in on CAR) |
| good luck. |
| Send us anywhere but the kangaroo theta zone please |
| Mhm gotta love how Apple keeps the market up when I buy puts but when I buy calls Apple keeps the market down. Woooo |
| Wen B? |
| What do you mean? This place has 20 times more bots and continues to grow bots |
| We are just getting started, war is coming |
| you can just say you're from india |
| Or emdash all day long, or lists with emojis and so on. And that is just the obvious stuff. I’d guess 40% bots now and rising |
| JESUS FUCK JUST PLEASE GO BACK TO 710 |
| DRILL TEAM SIX LOGGING IN. I HOPE ANYWAY |
| Cuck. |
| I think by "medicine" he means alcohol and it is the women drinking it. |
| Dont forget to set some aside for taxes |
| Don’t think they have made bots that interact in Nepali language that much. There’s no point. I cannot tell you how much it’s bot and people, no one can. \n\nI can only tell you there’s been immense growth even before the llm boom and the bits that came along with it. |
| Not smart ones that made money today.. like I’m doing pretty well today just saying |
| They also have some sort of algo that tries to determine if you're a bot or not, and if it gets a false positive it will shadowban you and it's nearly impossible to appeal. |
| I hope whenever wash walks through the halls of the fed building he feels the wrath and aura of jpow and acknowledges he can never replace him and will always be 2nd fiddle |
| It’s either pumping to 777 or dumping to 666 no in between. |
| use a real language \nregard! |
| The 2026 WSB NYC Meetup was a failed luxury trading festival in 2026 organized by r/wallstreetbets, promoted as a glamorous NYC getaway to promote expert trading information. Instead of promised villas and gourmet food, attendees faced disaster relief tents, cheese sandwiches, and chaos, resulting in cancellation and investor fraud charges for the organizers. |
| You meet a girl and then you have such a good fuckin time for like 2 years and then they start playing these games with you of chasing and shit cmon what is even wrong with this gen |
| Beautiful repeat from yesterday /NQ Fri LOD 26629.5 bounce and long trapped the bears again |
| If it goes down you need to buy puts.... "buy the dip" as they say, ber |
| I think you need to go back before 2020 |
| This sub is the closest thing to the SA forums that I’m aware of besides some secret torrent site that survived |
| I use Reddit almost daily.\n\n\nI hate Reddit. |
| I miss when you could call OP a bundle of sticks and not get banned. |
| I don’t get it, all they did was make things worse? How are things not improving?! \n\nI like that instead of addressing the issue with bots, they allowed people to hide their profiles so others can’t look through their history. \n\nPlus, while it definitely sends like they’re trying to lean into the doom-scrolling Insta-adjacent aspect, there’s still a lot of forum style engagement that people originally went to Reddit for. That’s diminished with how bad people are at reading and how hard it is to know if you’re engaging with a bot that doesn’t have a good response or just a fucking idiot that can’t understand what you’re saying. |
| I’m not surprised. it’s trash. I just use it to find stocks. it’s all it’s good for. |
| Lots of low effort pro-Warsh spam on here while he's literally talking out of the side of his mouth every sentence. Sad state of reddit. |
| No |
| .2% so far |
| Bullish ? Its a fucked up rug pull ber shit show. |
| 🥭 said the dow is at 50k on cnbc this morning\n\nthats your catalyst |
| long SPX short USO |
| You're telling me molecules don't magically teleport from the ground in Saudi Arabia, into a refinery in Asia, as soon as a deal is reached??? Nooo that can't possibly be true, that would be like a... Serious problem, POTUS wouldn't allow that, riiiight?? |
| JUST IN: peepeepoopoopeepepeppeepoo |
| can we fuking dye |
| Hamsters escaped the wheels |
| Just go $open and goodnight |
| eurorich |
| Ok ok I’ll admit, I contemplated selling |
| The burry classic |
| genuinely have zero idea why i have $500 in amzn calls |
| Piece of shit meta ought to be at 700 |
| I thought the war was finished and we are just finalizing the details with Iran? |
| Any chance we close at 712 |
| Satya nadella is more handsome than you and you won’t admit it in your wife’s presence |
| Reddit servers ran out of oil |
| I have my life savings on this dumping |
| V me baby |
| Too bullish in here |
| # Today has been one of the bigger crashouts of the bers and doomers LMFAOOOO. |
| Quality over quantity. \nWe're fewer but we're better. |
| #LOOKS LIKE THETAGANG AMBUSHED ERRBODY |
| Liquidity grab |
| No lies detected |
| Ah yes dropping the letter V from the ticker $CAR |
| All in on Intel, fuck it! |
| Dude on LinkedIn who lost investors like $500m talking about how flying private is so great and necessary |
| like yesterday, great pullback longs from Fri low of day levels! |
| Pope Trump is going to talk shit about Warsh after his first fed meeting or maybe sooner. LMAO. |
| MY PAPER HANDS WORKED WELL |
| Is it "natural" activity or manufactured? |
| 2 days without a new ATH. this is worst than the great depression |
| Yeah Im still bullish on it for sure. Facebook is all boomers, tik tok fills a different niche and X is just a right wing propaganda machine these days. As long as reddit fills its own niche it will continue to grow. The bots and reposts are a problem tho |
| Because there are more AI bots than actual users and it feels like every post is AI generated. Reddit is trash now honestly |
| ELI5 what in the world did I miss? People renting a lot of cars all of a sudden? |
| Not exactly. Any gains get offset by itemized deductions or other loss carryovers. There’s a reason he takes $1 in salary. They don’t want regular income that creates taxable events. \n\nImagine if he tried to itemize his deductions every year? It would run into tens of millions per year if not more. \n\nTheres a million ways to do this. Just ask AI. |
| Should’ve just got in puts at 7130 😂 those 7100s printed |
| You like VG so much you wrote it three times? |
| Lul |
| Imagine wanting stocks to go down in order to make money. Sad and deplorable |
| Nice I made $5 today |
| Vix shreking and indexes green. Shits ridicolous |
| Just gunna open the door to go to an amc theatre and order some fake meat on my blackberry phone |
| I woke up and LUNR was red, not its back to intraday high lmao love that \n\nThis was in 5 mins lmao |
| The Zuck-platform crowd has also arrived since their home has been ‘slopped’.\n‘Witty’ comments with no context incoming. |
| Why is it going down? |
| less not forgit Cali also taxes those that leave the state lol |
| Ah bears, here comes the V |
| Should I take 🅱️rofits on my MSFT🪟 calls? |
| Caught that dip on AMD, quickest 30% gain I made on calls ever. |
| "RUGPULLING SO HARD!!!!"\n\nThought we were at -2% but shit is -0.13% |
| Which way |
| https://preview.redd.it/17gffi9q9kwg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4df70b92aa970ad5917077c5509f0c50a75c1f7\n\n |
| And if it’s not bots, it’s KD’s burner accounts. |
| They’re propping these dog shit zombie markets up with 13M volume |
| Market is pricing in for a 🤡 show tomorrow |
| Any fucking prayer this goes back to 709+? |
| A true retard when I see one. \n\nEnterprise value is equal to market cap plus net debt. So if there is net debt (for Wendy’s this is around $4bn) by definition enterprise value will be higher than market cap… |
| its weird how anti-AI that sub is. |
| what medicine, asking for a friend |
| Down more? |
| Squeeze $HIMS ball sack dig pills, bald moody fat piggy BUY BUY BUY |
| Pretend like this week is last week and just mindlessly monstercock pump everything. |
| Warsh seems solid if I’m being honest |
| Iran still not confirmed attending discussions 😂😂 |
| Can’t see your post history so 🤷🏻♂️. |
| that's because all of you are bots |
| LMAO WARSH TELLING US HOW HE'S GOING TO COOK THE NUMBERS |
| Not surprising. Out of control mods, censoring speech, bots and accounts covering their tracks…Reddit is a place that can’t be taken seriously |
| WARSH: DATA BEING USED TO JUDGE INFLATION IS IMPERFECT\n\nno shit sherlock |
| In theory, Reddit could have been valuable to teach LLMs how to converse like humans. \n\nIn practice, it’s not working. Bot posts are rampant and bot accounts have a hard time blending in amongst human controlled accounts. |
| The 4/24 900c started trading today. It opened at 12.00 and hit a high of 70.00 within an hour |
| Wow reddit is hot garbage |
| Dead ber bounce |
| Calls on Pakistan |
| Congrats |
| Not surprising. Out of control mods, censoring speech, bots and accounts covering their tracks…Reddit is a place that can’t be taken seriously |
| reddit down for 7m do we have a cure for regard yet? (i need it) |
| They say, the first million is always the hardest. |
| Not surprising. Out of control mods, censoring speech, bots and accounts covering their tracks…Reddit is a place that can’t be taken seriously |
| Thread Dead. Puts |
| Jeez u lost twice my amount, we are netbros |
| just another day at the casino |
| Pretend like this week is last week and just mindlessly monstercock pump everything. |
| Not surprising. Out of control mods, censoring speech, bots and accounts covering their tracks…Reddit is a place that can’t be taken seriously |
| There is a fly in my office that’s about to make me lose my shit bro, I’m fucked up |
| Can confirm, I've seen a post trigger bots from two emotional camps *at the same time*. |
| Thread Dead. Puts |
| You mean mods being able to permanently ban people for anything reason they chose isn’t good for user growth? |
| Pakistani manipulations |
| Pretend like this week is last week and just mindlessly monstercock pump everything. |
| There’s a reason bears don’t stick around long here |
| Ber going around downvoting everything cuz they MAD lmao |
| Anyone who has been on reddit for as long as I have (13 years) can see how cooked this platform is. They've taken away everything that made it great and turned it into a rage bait engagement farm. |
| You mean mods being able to permanently ban people for anything reason they chose isn’t good for user growth? |
| Pretend like this week is last week and just mindlessly monstercock pump everything. |
| What’s up w Reddit |
| pigs get slaughtered!! |
| Someone tell Barron I picked up puts and need a quick down day before he pumps again. |
| Iran is 2 weeks away from assembling a deal |
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| V coming already? red days illegal? |
| wtf is wrong with the thread lmao |
| Inflation made me gay!!! |
| Oil up, stocks up, ass up, face down. |
| Playing with fire 🔥 \n\nI like it 😈 |
| Banning is out of control. \n\n\nEach sub has its own special rules and when it gets on the front page you run the risk of a ban.\n\n\nAin't nobody got time to read the rules for thousands of different subs.\n\n\nAt worst you should get a temp ban the first time that can be removed after you read their rules and answer basic questions about it.\n\n\nThat way participation doesn't decline.\n\n\nBut I think they like it when people make knew accounts. Pumps up the growth numbers. |
| Please V, just gambled on 0dte SPX 7120s |
| Please V, just gambled on 0dte SPX 7120s |
| congrats and fuck you |
| Just recovered my call losses with an at the money spy FD. Dunno how long it'll take for my balls to de-invert though |
| Ah, I see, I was wondering where the jump all of the sudden came from. Might be this post. |
| I mean being “pro-ai” is a choice, but not a ban-able one, unless you’re one of those r/accelerate dorks. |
| Ah, I see, I was wondering where the jump all of the sudden came from. Might be this post. |
| Just go $open and goodnight |
| Any chance this fucking Vs back to 709+? |
| Surely shorting INTC before earnings can’t go tits up? It’s been on an insane run and… it’s fucking Intel. |
| Just recovered my call losses with an at the money spy FD. Dunno how long it'll take for my balls to de-invert though. 😬 |
| Before joining an independent local gym count how many lifted jeep wranglers are parked on the parking lot if it’s more than three you need to find another gym. |
| Any chance this fucking Vs back to 709+? |
| LMAO HILARIOUS |
| Ah, I see, I was wondering where the jump all of the sudden came from. Might be this post. |
| Turns out echo chamber of brain-dead losers doesn't attract new users |
| Any chanve this fucking Vs back to 709+? |
| Sold my BJ calls too early fuck |
| The sheep are all loading up on gold but the sharks are loading up on private credit. Sharks are winners, and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep, you guys. |
| Happy retirement enjoy your garbage truck |
| Anyone who has been on reddit for as long as I have (13 years) can see how cooked this platform is. They've taken away everything that made it great and turned it into a rage bait engagement farm. |
| Why is it going down? |
| When your algorithm literally pushes bias left/right slop on the top feed each morning from random news sources with hella suspicious upvote counts/comments, it really starts ruining the experience. |
| That won't happen because posts, comments and engagement are the product and they just want the statistics to show to investors and advertisers |
| Surely shorting INTC before earnings can’t go tits up? It’s been on an insane run and… it’s fucking Intel. |
| Happy retirement enjoy your shitty truck |
| Why is it going down? |
| "Are you going to be the 🥭s human sock puppet" 😂 |
| Guh |
| Hims to the mf andromeda see you in valhalla |
| I refuse to believe we are gonna have another flat day |
| Imagine being in that room and just sitting on a carpet criss cross applesauce |
| Well they banned blackqueensinsports so yeah I get it\n\nEdit: nvm im a dumbass it’s still there \n |
| uh V bros? |
| When your algorithm literally pushes bias political slop on the top feed each morning from random news sources with hella suspicious upvote counts/comments, it really starts ruining the experience. |
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| Puts on Reddit |
| Nah this is the typical FUD that releases a week prior to earnings |
| Anyone who has been on reddit for as long as I have (13 years) can see how cooked this platform is. They've taken away everything that made it great and turned it into a rage bait engagement farm. |
| Hypothetical: If user growth stagnate but revenue and profits keep going up, does user growth matter here? |
| O |
| if we break through that 706 line idk what happens probably straight to 704 |
| Anyone who has been on reddit for as long as I have (13 years) can see how cooked this platform is. They've taken away everything that made it great and turned it into a rage bait engagement farm. |
| Ber going around downvoting everything cuz they MAD lmao |
| My meme post of the strait of Hormuz in here last week got banned by mods after 1k plus upvotes and 100s of comments . When people “control” what they think should be seen , you’re gonna lose your base instead of growing organically . Posts that people don’t want to interact with will fall away and the popular posts will be seen naturally . |
| “Panic sell everything” no no panic buy everything! This is the way |
| Prostituting myself out seems worth it now |
| You are missing Venture Global (VG) they always keep a part of their volume reserved for the spot market.\n |
| Mr Bol… I don’t feels so good 🤒 |
| Ber going around downvoting everything cuz they MAD lmao |
| I blame this: https://www.piratewires.com/p/the-terrorist-propaganda-to-reddit-pipeline\n\n\nThis started happening before October 6th and it felt extremely artificial and then after October 6th it was like half the front page \n |
| Hjjb |
| Anyone who has been on reddit for as long as I have (13 years) can see how cooked this platform is. They've taken away everything that made it great and turned it into a rage bait engagement farm. |
| yesterday and today clear hold from Friday low of day beautiful pullback longs |
| You are missing Venture Global (VG) they always keep a part of their volume reserved for the spot market.\n |
| They’ve killed the website. Bots and their bad actor moderators have destroyed the default subs, especially any main subs relating to news. Can’t see All or Hot on the phone app. And nothing feels like it’s a real human on the other end anymore. Upvotes and downvotes only exacerbating the problems. We need to escape back into forums. |
| “Panic sell everything” no no panic buy everything! This is the way |
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| Beat part about the thread is that there is honest news commentary right night to "my fart smells dictate my directional 0DTE plays" |
| You are missing Venture Global (VG) they always keep a part of their volume reserved for the spot market.\n |
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| “Panic sell everything” no no panic buy everything! This is the way |
| Bots and power tripping mods. Not exactly compelling. |
| Awesome, I thought MadTv was a Simpsons' thing. |
| “Panic sell everything” no no panic buy everything! This is the way |
| They’ve killed the website. Bots and their bad actor moderators have destroyed the default subs, especially any main subs relating to news or politics. Can’t see All or Hot on the phone app. And nothing feels like it’s a real human on the other end anymore. Upvotes and downvotes only exacerbating the problems. We need to escape back into forums. |
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| Do you see how stupid this sounds or do we have bubble blinders on |
| Bots and power tripping mods. Not exactly compelling. |
| Bots and power tripping mods. Not exactly compelling. |
| If a deal is just about made, according to Mango, why is the pentagon requesting a 1.5 trillion defense budget, a 42% increase over last year? What wars are they preparing for if it's "almost over" with Iran? |
| ath today |
| these bounces off Fri LOD are just wrecking bears |
| LOL BEARS |
| My guy, very very nice, you love to see it |
| Is it too much to ask for 715 |
| Car to 100 plz and thank you |
| I wish |
| there is no risk, two firms own 108% of the shares |
| This Kevin guy will be even wealthier soon. WSB folks - not so much |
| My guy, very very nice, you love to see it |
| He sold ? |
| My guy, very very nice, you love to see it |
| SPY red like period blood. |
| Congrats and enjoy the journey!🍻 |
| tbh its very hard to put money into this rally rn. |
| Here's the deal scooter, you need to sell your puts |
| Don’t panic pussies, haven’t you learned already - stonks go only up |
| Are you actually fucking serious? Why the fuck are we v shaping again |
| Even if he was a shit about it, they shouldn't remove dissenting opinions. Downvote and move on. |
| How ridiculous that this is going up\n\nWhat else is new |
| Warsh is Powell 2.0 |
| Agreed, I hold shares & believe in the long term but any spike gets sold off. Thanks |
| What’s wrong with 5 inches. |
| Iran keeping 🥭 on read |
| 🥭 posted a picture of eight women he said he'd like if Iran released, saying it'd be good for negotiations. \n\nIf they released the women he can see that as an opportunity to say how great negotiations are going and extend another two weeks. |
| Ya, been watching it since 2022 when it was $12 and I got stuck with shares. Not fun. |
| I fucking hate oracle stupid old man Ellison |
| Peace |
| Finally did it, ignore everything and buy the dip |
| Unfortunately gold will only keep multiplying |
| feels dumpy rn |
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| Hah appreciate the concern really, but only bought like $200 worth of otm puts. I feel nothing anymore, I already lost it all buying puts the past 3 weeks😂 |
| u/TheGoluOfWallStreet * |
| Oh brother please turn that shit off and come back when you got more money lol |
| I lost $10 today |
| You mean perma banning user accounts for criticizing ego maniac mods and then cross banning other accounts linked to the device is backfiring? |
| People who gets it gets it and see it as the undervalued stock it is. All those here shitting on Reddit will just try to rationalize not investing every step of the way to $400.\n\nA company with \n\- 90% gross margin \n\- 70% YoY Growth \n\- $1B in FCF \n\- early monetization platform \n\- The source of all AI training data\n\nYeah, what a dog shit company. |
| Same, I’ve been buying calls in other tech companies but would have probably made more in MSFT |
| LMAO |
| Yeah people thought cutting %20 of oil supply would be bearish, can't be me |
| ┓┏┓┏┓┃ \n┛┗┛┗┛┃ \\🐂/ \n┓┏┓┏┓┃ / \\ \n┛┗┛┗┛┃ ノ) \n┓┏┓┏┓┃ \n┛┗┛┗┛┃ 🧑🌾 \n┓┏┓┏┓┃ \n┛┗┛┗┛┃ \n┓┏┓┏┓┃ \n┃┃┃┃┃┃ \n┻┻┻┻┻┻ |
| AI threads selling Temu garbage. Obscured upvotes and downvotes. Shitty mods with unchecked power. Reddit, I don't use you because I like you, I just hate you less than TikTik. |
| I mean ceasefire isn't getting renewed tomorrow no idea whether equities will care tho |
| Bears 😂😂😂 |
| Markets will be eternally flat |
| If you’re holding shares… |
| I got banned in r golf saying positive things about Trump in a post about Trump. |
| Gonna be fucking nuts |
| PANIC AND SELL EVERYTHING |
| Market blasted past ATH during a war why the fuck is it pretending to care about “negative catalysts”now? It’s detached from reality why quit the cope pipe now? |
| 😭 my feelings are hurt. Censor!! |
| u/TheGoluWallStreet, u/Potato26481 and you all get flair |
| CAR risk is so cheap. |
| One CALL to rule them all |
| Bots and passive aggressive dorks. Ain’t no one new coming in the door. |
| Today is May oil contracts expiration day and it’s going to fuck your calls but good luck buying the dip |
| pump harder i need my calls saved |
| I'm here almost every day and have been for well over a decade yet I hate this site and want it to die\n\nI got addicted to internet forums in like 1999 and reddit unfortunately replaced all the good ones |
| Going to ride AVEX for another few days or weeks during this IPO pump |
| No i understand what you are looking for. Ive been looking for it too.\n\nAnything that is useful information even to infer from prior to official public available data time frames is practically non-existant. \n\nThe best rational I can offer you as to why this is, is that there are armies of quants and programmers recruited from the top performing schools in math, physics, etc, to be looking for any and all advantages (direct or inferred) with resources we can only dream of.\n\nWhen they do find anything its either arbitraged out of existence, guarded or closed up.\n\nThe reason major firms are looking for latency improvement is also a reflection of this, if they cannot find the trend before it hits the tape either from direct or infered data, then they go to position where they can use the direct data as it comes out faster than you can even read it. |
| Isn't this the place that still prints out the rental contracts on dot matrix printers? |
| Pissing |
| Even 8 inches ain’t gonna fuck you as hard as the markets |
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| lol we’re down .12% and everyone is freaking the fuck out 🤣 |
| do the opposite of what logic tells you |
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| Better short it than |
| I get it. Thanks |
| That wat I say |
| I got a warning for posting Sum Ting Wong in r/bayarea |
| Regarded |
| Good for you bro |
| Cant wait to see how fun things are about to get when PDT(pattern trading) turns off in june lmaooooooooooo |
| You're not far off. |
| Can you regards buy the CAR dip |
| Kinda like this Warsh guy ngl |
| Well back to normal LMAO |
| Spy 0dte you have to it’s initiation |
| Ber really thought we were going to 699 LOL |
| That dump wasn’t very satisfying. Market needs more fiber |
| You son of a bitch ….im in. |
| Someone the other day told me that I'd find happiness by putting a gun in my mouth. You don't get human authenticity like that on any other sub. |
| https://preview.redd.it/b9b64drb8kwg1.jpeg?width=1131&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=958001a39897e4b851e4afcebbf391ba69ef7e5b\n\nGood luck. |
| wtf with that dip? Did someone twit something |
| YTD +4%. Most of my stock picks are low beta |
| identical to all of other mangos people |
| Nah, it's on the 30th |
| I went to take a piss and some fat cuck went wild |
| Bers missed another generational buying oppurtunity 15 minutes ago |
| Portfolio burning but the monthly auto-invest is non-negotiable 😂 |
| First is going back to $110 |
| Proud to say I caught the knife but my hands are bloody af |
| Just the algos creating dip-buying opportunities. |
| Legendary (until you remember you have to pay tax) |
| Thanks for the dip |
| Hes cooking.\n\n |
| thank you for your service |
| good news fellow regards my robinhood account has been approved for options trading what should i lose money on first |
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| Ive noticed a dramatically increase in moderators removing posts. |
| !banbet RTX $200 3d |
| wthelly |
| No..really it is. You gotta fix your algo and follow the right people but yea..it's way better than WSB dude. |
| Puts it is |
| It really is. |
| They are just that\n\nThey are paid to jerk each other off and these hearings are just theatre |
| Idk why anyone even sweats the confirmation hearing. The head of the fbi has a fucking shady ass roommate millionaire and that fucking dipshit got the job- \n\n\n\n\nRFK has the voice of a thousand dead souls and they let him direct our health care |
| Just buy pre IPO companies. Ez |
| OP is a scammer, do not click any links. |
| Wonder how many people bought puts at the bottom 🤔 |
| 🌈🐻s are excited!!!!? |
| At least it is an honest prize |
| NBIS 200 before you know it |
| Glad I bought that dip. The furthered dip was annoying. But I know at the end of the day, all dips get filled in good equities. |
| Regardless if they sell stocks and take the profit they pay capital gains tax.... |
| Bulls are more delulu than my boyfriend claiming he's 5 inches |
| I’m sure you been wanting it to V since 31 March yet here we are it did |
| No I’m balding and there ads make me feel INSECURE , AS A MAN ,I WILL NOT SUPPORT THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL! |
| It's okay to leave GLD and SLV out of the V. |
| He should have been taxed more if he could afford all those shares. |
| Profit is profit |
| Wendy’s is dead, ain’t coming back unless they bring back that old white man from the dead |
| looking like a similar trajectory to intel after it's govt deal, that took a little bit to get going too |
| I dunno if i were a genius holding worthless puts all morning until they printed 300% wow\n\nNo, I'm still weetodddedd |
| Is Warsh getting cooked? |
| K shaped economy |
| I was the exit liquidity |
| Bears finna cry in the toilet in 30-60Min |
| -100k for the car lol |
| How can you tell they are bots? Do you have some concrete examples? I can never tell. |
| How do I get in on Barron's signal group so I can talk to Warsh? |
| Why does this senator smack his lips like a former meth head? |
| Can confirm, haven’t grown in years |
| VIX and OIL ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ |
| If that WSB meetup were real you realize it would just be a bunch of autistic people mumbling and avoiding eye contact with each other right |
| the pavlovian conditioning to buy the dip and do TACO trade will cause most of wsb to become bagholders. |
| Eating pizza |
| It’s not a conspiracy theory to say that the markets are manipulated. It’s simply a conspiracy.\n\nThe real question is - how do I get on the other side of that conspiracy so I can make money instead of losing it? |
| Forget "Bulls make money, Bears make money, pigs get slaughtered" more like "Bulls make money, Bears get slaughtered, pigs eat deceased bears" |
| Easy 200% |
| Please delete your brokerage app. Do your future self a favor. |
| Wsb is one of the few places on reddit where you don't have to worry about hurting everyones feelings and having a mod take your post down |
| This is scary watching the Warsh hearing. I didn't realize how stupid and retarded these Senators are. They sound like Hollywood caricatures of themselves. |
| Shocking. |
| # Fuck the dip, not buy the dip. Remeber its fuck the dip. |
| That because you're all regarded. |
| Somehow sold it for 1k profit, didn't think it would pump after that 9:35 dump |
| Just keep buying.\n\nEveryday.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/43i5gba88kwg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fc1537d2be7105dcfc48e8f670d268c5153a07f |
| Would someone please be my Sock Puppett? |
| I had some leaps on this earlier this year. After watching this stock performance every day for 3 months I will just be buying puts on pumps from here on out. \n\nThis stock can't hold any pump for much more than a few days. I would buy atm puts for 2 weeks out |
| Dead internet theory. |
| Where were you during the two-minute crash? |
| Update to my earlier comment about my friend "working" for a streamer:\n\nI have just discovered that the "date" he went on a couple of months ago was him helping her move to a new house. He did all the manual lifting and carrying everything.\n\nShe gave him a hug after and declined them getting lunch together LMFAO I CAN'T |
| Getting an actual new post by the auto-mod on any subreddit has become more challenging than finding the full Epstein Files.\n\nIf I was new to this place I’d pass too. Good thing for Reddit I’m quite thoroughly addicted. |
| Lol sold mine for 55% profit, bought calls for the bounce, sold for 20%, done for today! Gg my friend |
| Buy the CAR dip |
| I want it to V so that means it won't |
| Puts made sense which is why I bought calls instead |
| Here Kitty Kitty Piggy |
| People who make the comment leaderboard are outing themselves as losers. |
| Oh, so the value of the company has changed again in the past 2 days by...nothing happening? |
| I need the craziest v of all time to save my portfolio🥲 |
| elon trillionaire by month's end |
| Why I spend hours of life my life researching undervalued small cap companies to buy long calls to just buy short calls in TSLA that I already highly regret…. I’ll never understand but at least I’m having fun…. |
| Damn this is impressive, if your trash is getting you 200% then I'm moving in with Oscar the Grouch |
| Still not total conviction, but might build momentum. |
| Yes |
| Thought the same, see them max in a year. |
| Ahhh the great game of selling off individual stocks while pumping the ETFs, poetry |
| I feel like hes the only one with a spine in this room |
| Mods don’t ever bother responding after banning you anymore. I still have no idea what pro Israeli thing I said that banned me from r/news |
| 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻\n\nEdit: and also “it’s not just x, its y” |
| Next stop 7200, sorry 🐻 |
| Elizabeth bear caller Warren is my new fav politician |
| !remindme |
| cuz reddit sucks now. Either know-it-all twats, or the word police. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| spy 700 eod |
| You know what they same about bear markets, sometimes it has the most violent rallies. Like this one that took us to ath 😂 |
| So what’s the vibe this a bouce or spring board? |
| Buy the dippity dip |
| Made 3 hundos on the dip |
| Thats the only reason it does. Because goyims werent positioned for it. If people were bullish on it they just wouldnt have pumped it. |
| DOWN A LITTLE BIT FOR 15 MINS, QUICK DEPLOY THE AXIOS HEADLINES |
| Calls on sock puppets |
| I know a guy who went cash at $680, stayed cash through $630, and is still cash. The majority of “traders” should just stay fully invested. |
| He's a bot and so are you dummy! |
| Thank you Barron |
| What medicine?? |
| 1 percent lmao this Warsh guy is gonna pump us so much |
| I was financially advised this was a bol market |
| There's the dead cat |
| Disappointing user growth but here we all are commenting at 2am 💀 |
| We bers can’t win against the WH |
| Reload puts from this dead cat. Going below 705 |
| we're not doing shit chang |
| Warsh sounds like hes gonna be great.\n\nThese senators are toddlers |
| Schizophrenic market |
| Baron bought the bottom |
| I demand JPOW gets another term! Warsh is planning to predict instead of react to data. |
| Does this include player lines as well? |
| Can’t believe they’re trying to prop markets up here on the eve of the ceasefire being over\n\nBut what choice do they have\n\nFucking anemic volume. Everyone should be ashamed, especially the cheap money junkies calling themselves bulls |
| I didn’t put all my moms money in a leveraged etf, but if I was going to, can you explain how they work? Like what is the potential for upsides? All I see are people saying how they can fuck his mom, how can they help her reach orgasm? |
| Awkward cause I said it too just above LOL\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/Sk9fCR8Nop |
| Stop drinking raw milk |
| I bought puts at the literal bottom |
| wow my CAR Puts trippled expiry 4 monthe out |
| Are you sure i have people joining? |
| Buy $HIMS you fucking regards 🤬🤬🤬 |
| Today’s PA is legendary |
| holy shit thank god i'm a paperhanded pussy once again |
| Reddit sucks. |
| It’s all bots! I swear there’s only like 2 people I know in real life that use Reddit and actually comment. Most everyone else either stays away because of the left leaning hive mind or doesn’t even know what it is. |
| Put it all in gold and silver. |
| Wait, was earnings this morning? |
| My main got banned years ago for spelling out the words in FD |
| LMAO look at the volume. Retail is getting absolutely shafted soon. Idiots thinking every dip is a buying opportunity is gonna bite so hard |
| Imagine buying calls at all time high |
| I read the fed is injecting a fuck ton of money into the market today . So we must moon |
| POST has been here for a year at the very least |
| Lmao yall see the most obvious call opportunity and buy puts |
| Credo is a rocket ship |
| I don't want anyone to lose their hard earned money, no matter how much shit and mockery I talk. \n\n\nHow would I get my chicken tendies when I go out to eat without bers to service me??? |
| I hate theta gang |
| Market unstoppable |
| Bought 10 0DTE 710 calls on that dip |
| Psh, it would be named Apple HomeLand obviously. |
| It is interesting that you associate being anti-ai with someone left leaning politically. |
| Were you pro AI in terms of people losing their jobs, by chance? |
| LOL BERS |
| CAR is ridiculous |
| He’s starting to believe |
| ded cat |
| V |
| There are commies in your city, organizing to steal your puts/calls! What are you going to do about it?? |
| Warsh is such a moronic spin doctor that denies reality\n\nHe’s the PERFECT candidate for our current dipshit world\n\nHe’s going to be confirmed lol |
| Big gaping dumb |
| I’m personally up 30% lol |
| i need some bullshit manipulation today |
| Shasta is in my backyard! Pretty awesome place. Happy for you! |
| v for vendetta\n\n |
| Holy V |
| President pump needs to tweet on $TRUTH asap!!!\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter |
| Best century. Buy dip. Recovering |
| Sold at the bottom went straight back up!!!!! 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥🔥 |
| I understand you may be joking but if you are serious you should delete this app and any brokerage app you have. Protect yourself♥️ |
| Bekause |
| Damn I wanna buy puts but I also like not losing money |
| almost bought calls at the bottom before that shrek candle but I missed the chance |
| The loan is rarely paid off. They just pay interest and the principal gets rolled over into bigger loans. \n\nElon, and others, have an army of lawyers, accountants, financial planners, fixers, and lobbyists at their disposal. So paying taxes on stock-related wealth is a no-go unless they absolutely have to do it to buy something else that would appreciate more in value. |
| Yes but that’s what makes it the easiest market in the world. Yet somehow people still find a way to lose money |
| Why do all these boomer sens print out these poster boards.\n\nIt's 2026 gang. |
| Yeah, it was 630 and now we go back to 640. Expect lower my friend. 610-620. |
| You put your hand upon my hip, when you dip, I dip, we ~~dip~~ buy. |
| What advertiser would want to advertise in a developing country |
| Trapped |
| Again -- days later. Doesn't change anything I said.\n\nBut more importantly, I really don't give a shit. Keep responding if you want, but I'm done with you. Have a nice life. |
| He forgot to taco |
| buy the dip |
| This is the only thing I could find on why it's falling 3.5% today, so far... Besides "more sellers than buyers" |
| Paper Hands gang checking in. My course will be titled how to paper hand a potential 50K gain for only 2.5k. |
| It says the link expired |
| Judy discovered Im overleveraged |
| Told you so |
| This is one of the few places that isn’t botted to hell with reposts\n\nThe bits just watch the activity here and add it to their algos, but they leave us regards in peace |
| Photonics stocks quietly rocketing left and right and almost zero mention here\n\nPure WSB |
| Tim Scott's favorite Seinfeld character is obviously Kramer |
| This is the only thing I could find on why it's falling 3.5% today, so far... Besides "more sellers than buyers" |
| Warsh has no aura bro. |
| Yea the v cometh for us all |
| Out of every stock today I didn't see msft having this much fucking strength. Wow |
| That sub is awful. It's not even "left" bias...it's actually a technoanarchist bias at best, and an anti-tech bias at worst. |
| Ber trap |
| Loving that he isn’t just giving in to the idiot’s direction |
| Umm not as many bots as X and FB? |
| am I trippin or is that Larry fitzgerald sitting behind warsh ? |
| Bought 10 0DTE 710 calls on that dip |
| V |
| BREAKING NEWS! IRAN & USA have agreed that good head is better than weak 🐱!!\n\nMore news as it happens |
| I saved the bols again by buying puts, I had calls before sorry!!! |
| I just found out that my friend is in the hospital with an E Coli infection in her kidneys! Which is apparently more common than I thought. Seriously, WTF |
| We are so fucking back. Bers put the fries in the bag. |
| BREAKING NEWS! IRAN & USA have agreed that good head is better than weak 🐱!!\n\nMore news as it happens |
| I was only scared for 7 minutes |
| Yes first dip is great, but we could go for second dip |
| warsh is bearish 😀 |
| Magnificent 🐻 trap. Beautiful just absolutely beautiful |
| No forward guidance? This new fed chair is in for a surprise. |
| V |
| Imagine this thing goes red several days in a row - will that test the resolve of “buy the dip retail punters” |
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| Welcome to Oklahoma. I live in the middle of know where on 80 acres and love it. |
| Fuck you elon!!! |
| am I trippin or is that Larry fitzgerald sitting behind warsh ? |
| Imagine this thing goes red several days in a row - will that test the resolve of “buy the dip retail punters” |
| - Do a week of a fake ceasefire / peace talks\n\n - Get the puppet fed chair confirmed on Tuesday. <--- (**you are here**)\n\n - Have the vote the week after / immediately \n\n - Blow up kharg island / Invade\n\n - Send WTI to 150 \n\n - Puppet fed chair cuts to 1% after initially hiking 25 bps to establish credibility\n\n✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via **financial repression**. |
| Wow |
| WATCH $OPEN |
| Fake drop. Ending green. Just algos being spooked by the shitty conference. |
| dumped just to kill my calls, just mine |
| It says the link expired |
| I can't be bearish when SPY still over 700, but good for you bers |
| How can S&P go down when we’re so close to world peace? |
| Up from here $open |
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| sell sell sell buy buy buy\n\nthey are selling all the winners and buying software. ROTATION |
| Why is Karoline spelled with a K |
| run up to the biggest election in human history has some upside for rddt i'd say |
| #Recessions are LONGGGGGGGGG UGH |
| There’s the V back up right on schedule. |
| Lol bears. It will be back to green by end of day. |
| That was a dirty bear trap. We all have tetanus. |
| “I don’t believe in forward guidance”\n\nOh great, I’m sure every quant wanted to hear that |
| I'm tired of RDDT and their mods banning everyone that doesn't conform to their view. To be banned from local community / city subreddits because you have a view that is different. There are conservative and there are liberal views. If I can't be on those community subreddits. All that is left for me is WSB. Might as well as deactivate my account and just lurk here at this point. \n\nGetting ridiculous at this point. |
| Lol bears. It will be back to green by end of day. |
| 706 is the floor. SPY is never dipping below this level |
| MSFT inversing the market. The end is nigh |
| Resume the pump. Nothing ever happens but uppies |
| Fuck completely missed that pump off bottom |
| Why is Karoline spelled with a K |
| And there is the V. Calls calls calls! |
| Bears celebrating doubling their last $10 |
| You can only pull off the boy who cried pump 15-20 times before the market catches on. |
| My calls are for june, I'm going disc golfing cause tomorrow is the $15 18 hole with a free cart day. I'm cheap (and suck at normal golf). |
| So how much you made? |
| Bears celebrating doubling their last $10 |
| maybe because from 2020 till now it has been a bull market except 2022? same thing as holding TQQQ wins immensely where it shouldn't work that easily |
| The Shift to "Dovishness" (Interest Rates)\n\n\nHistorically known as an inflation "hawk," Warsh has recently pivoted toward a more "dovish" stance (favoring lower rates), which aligns with President Trump's preferences. \n\n\nThe AI Factor: He argued that Artificial Intelligence is a significant deflationary force. He believes that productivity gains from AI will keep prices down, allowing the Fed to cut interest rates more aggressively than current officials think is possible. \n\n\n4. Inflation Responsibility\nHe took a hard line on the Fed's recent track record, stating, "Inflation is a choice, and the Fed must take responsibility for it." He pledged to prioritize price stability to prevent "grievous harm" to citizens. \n\n\nWhy the Market is Reacting\nThe "Tillis" Hold: Senator Thom Tillis has threatened to block the vote—not because of Warsh himself, but to pressure the DOJ to drop an investigation into Jerome Powell. \n\n\nTrump’s "Disappointment": President Trump stated this morning on CNBC that he would be "disappointed" if Warsh doesn't cut rates immediately upon taking office. |
| That’s not the reason you moron |
| Like you say you will get banned very very quickly for doing this. It's called arbitrage or "arbing". |
| Hell yeah dude. |
| That’s not the reason you idiot |
| It's an ability to forgo the basics for 'how they feel'. Lots of old people have years of intuition based on their experience. Problem is that sometimes they value intuition over the basics, and they get burned. Same reason old people think 'the world is changing' and then they get scared. They just forgot the basics and relied on 'intuition' and 'feelings' until they got reamed. |
| thats it? lol thats my pocket change |
| Nothing new here. This "disappointing logged in user growth" is their take on the last earnings report, where it still grew but not to the level expected. Meanwhile every other metric crushed expectation. \nSemrush data for Feb March and now April has been surging. \n\nThis isn't saying "logged in user growth is low now for this upcoming earnings" no one knows that. I expect due to the Iran noise and other geopolitical factors, numbers will exceed expectations. |
| SPY strength is admirable |
| “Market only go up buy calls” vs “today is may oil contracts expiration and no games will stop it from rising on physical delivery” |
| I need the craziest v of all times to save my portfolio 🥲 |
| Because X is the superior place to go now. Believe it or not. It is. |
| dip buyers will be rewarded |
| Up from here |
| What’s “it” |
| Remember when this sub was full of lame cuck saying like “bears don’t dance” as if there is any morality in capitalism 😂🤑 |
| legendary |
| Remember when this sub was full of lame cuck saying like “bears don’t dance” as if there is any morality in capitalism 😂🤑 |
| That was the insider candle. Act accordingly |
| Eh what’s going on? |
| Bored on the sidelines. Dropped 5% of my port into dividend stocks/etfs. Am still 95% cash. |
| The Dow is not 50,000 😔😔😔 |
| That’s it bears, you got your 20 minute dip now it’s back to the mines |
| How can S&P go down when we’re so close to world peace? |
| BULL really edged us pre-market lol |
| Bored on the sidelines. Dropped 5% of my port into dividend stocks/etfs. Am still 95% cash. |
| Can the market drop just a bit more I swear I'll buy this time |
| I need the craziest v of all time to save my portfolio 🥲 |
| Why is the number red! I've not seen this in the 14 days I've been trading. What do I do? |
| Nothing to see here. Jaut your daily political market manipulation. |
| wtf, what did 🌮 do now |
| I need the craziest v of all time to save my portfolio 🥲 |
| OY GEVALT |
| Holding on to my ass with hims |
| Ah there's the v. Msft with a dollar dead straight up |
| wtf, what did 🌮 do now |
| That’s it bears you got your 20 minute dip now it’s back to the mines |
| Lord GIVE ME STRENGTH to hold these calls. |
| I just made 10k in a 2 minute scalp from $SPY wow bro\n\n |
| Warsh Confirmation:\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tz2MGLPVptQ |
| Fuck, just lost $6k in unrealized gains from the day |
| Just shaking out the non-believers - no problem. |
| There is the IMMEDIATE V lmao\n\nBer really thought we go 699 today lool |
| What’s uhhh….. what’s spy doing? |
| Welp, i got rug pulled for sure. God dammit. |
| Tech stocks are getting insanely expensive. If earnings don’t back it up, a major correction will follow. |
| SPY just needed a lil water break that’s all |
| Mate its a -0.20% |
| VVVVVVV |
| Let’s just pump for the fuck of it |
| Grab calls before the V gentlemen |
| You are not looking at the global perspective. Reddit is exploding in the developing world and in Asia. I am simply bullish on Reddit because of much activity I see in my home country’s subreddit, the growth, the number of subreddit. Not to mention there’s the giant that is India with immense growth potential still. Look at the subreddit sizes of India and how many of them are popping everyday. |
| Warsh really fucking us good huh |
| Why TF is RTX crashing after good earnings |
| this market seems sane |
| Just got cooked lol |
| Nobody wants to sell this shit but I think algos gonna take over😂 |
| Shid, I didn't even like having money anyway. |
| Sold puts too early 😢 |
| +135% for the day, I’ll take it. Good bye. GL out there |
| WTF, my options all looking like a crypto chart.... |
| HPQ out performing |
| #HERE COMES THE SPY V |
| It just went from 120 to 160 in almost a straight line |
| Theo von is a pussy dude.\n\nBro needs to spend more time reading, touching grass, and helping others if he’s so upset with life. He’s rich as fuck, go help others if you’re so sad. Seeing people light up because of you will cheer you up\n\nDudes mind has been fried from cocaine abuse. Like a few people I know too. \n\nSpent the morning on twitter following news and saw a video of him crying cuz momma didn’t hold him as a baby. Fuck off buddy lol |
| I just bought. They always wait for me |
| It’s at support, either we V or dump |
| Gonna try and time the dip only for it to dip significantly more later, as is tradition |
| This new guy is way more shit than JPow |
| He’s being washed |
| I'm not looking for a 'loophole', maybe you're misunderstanding me. Just anything that might be more informative for correlation than solely relying on the SPX complex flows. You know? Like even just awareness of where the JPM collar sits can be valuable, and you can learn more about it from the JHEQX flow, no? |
| You have a narrow window to take profit |
| > Pakistan Information Minister: Ceasefire ends at 4:50 a.m. PST. A decision from Iran to attend the talks before the end of the two weeks ceasefire is critical.\n\n\t\n> Pakistan Information Minister: Formal response from iranian side about confirmation of delegation to attend Islamabad peace talks is still awaited.\n\nVance got left on read lmao, war back on |
| Turns out stock market manipulation isn't sustainable after all |
| It will. Someone will launch a streaming app with 2-second videos and it’ll displace TikTok. |
| Hooo boy, the CVNA puts printed lads. I didn't see any news to explain the dipping so I got out. I'm sure news will drop soon and we will go even lower though. That wasn't no normal dip. |
| wtf |
| #The Ruggening 2: Yoink |
| 125 for 5/1 sorry felt I should have mentioned that |
| Because everything is all political |
| Ouch my balls |
| dumb bulls😂😂 |
| Surprised the market is up. Bitch dun killed my vibe. |
| Pull out now. Graphic's going down |
| Warsh |
| vibes |
| V or no V ? |
| Dump back to 640 then the real rally can start |
| Thank you gay bear was starting to get worried. |
| Holeeeeee shit what happened |
| You mean tim apple? |
| 50 point sell-off over a complete nothing headline lol |
| I'm ready for the crying from the bulls... "bUt MuH hOrMuz!!"\n\nYour tears are delicious and I am getting a boner from your bankrupted $10K robinhood accounts |
| I got a 2 day ban for a gay ber 🐻comment |
| Honestly profit only 2k so far but it literally covered all my loss for today’s 0dte fuckery and it doesn’t expire till 5/1 |
| the fed chair Nominee talk isnt going… great |
| And the work day is over in Iran 👌it’s 630pm there |
| Either the Iran situation or Warsh's answers at confirmation. Who can tell at this point? |
| I just want to let you all know that somehow I successfully sold all of my SPY 1de calls at the top today\n\n |
| What did mango say this time? |
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| Why dumpy |
| Why do you think |
| Equities on 1v1ing reality, Nah, I’d win |
| Fake 🍖 got rugged\n\nRIP vegans |
| Might make all my money back on puts. Embarrassing. |
| Oh wait your little prop didn’t hold up?! |
| Priced in |
| That’s called us being exit liquidity |
| https://preview.redd.it/4onz24g27kwg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=460b7e62bacbaf36e9e577a96e6c2f948f5640f1 |
| Today I found out my childhood friend is "working" as a full-time moderator for a streamer\n\nI say it as "working" because she's paying him in Warhammer 40k figurines that she buys for him and he paints\n\nIt's also him and 3 other guys that she's "employed"\n\nWTF LMAO |
| Iran ain’t showing up to talks. War time |
| what happen to by the dip 😂 |
| Sell everything |
| What was the news? I can't find it |
| Lol. It's only crashed 20% in a day in once in its entire history and that was 20.5%. |
| Why spy dropping out of the blue? |
| and go! |
| Keep going down more so I can lose more. |
| 🥭 said 50K |
| #THE DOW IS NOT 50K |
| Art of we attended in good faith and you didn't and now we are going to drop more bombs on you. |
| Nothing new Same news we’ve been getting that’s been bullish. The only difference is I have calls today |
| Sorry to everyone buying puts, it never works out for me when I do (I did) |
| News? |
| This is where you sell your calls at a loss only for spy to end green for the day |
| The first day Warsh is officially Fed chair. |
| Is Warsh confirmation bullish or bearish? |
| I can't believe the bers are winning today |
| #How original, another flat day LMAO🤌 |
| finally something happens while market is open |
| LETS GOOO |
| I was on the strategy that OF COURSE Iran would bitch out, and OF COURSE that would tumble everything. OF COURSE that is the obvious play so It only made sense to get calls. Now I’m in danger |
| Tim Cook leaving was the top |
| Lmao is JD still fucking around in DC? |
| Actual straight line down |
| Getting serious out there |
| holy clifford winkie |
| Monty Hall just might not make a deal I guess. |
| What is Seinfeld LMAO |
| Timber |
| Bots and safe space people are the users. Are we shocked? |
| Sure but no need to go on and on about it. Just make your point and move on |
| was there news? |
| Ok i lost 30% from the run. Got greedy! |
| What happened |
| Seinfeid? |
| I miss Tim Cock |
| 🥭 went yapping this morning and didn't say anything fake enough to pump the market |
| Which asshole fucked me |
| Fuck yo deal \n\n-Coolio |
| The question is - is Baron loading up on calls RN? |
| Is this how bers feel? I don't like it |
| This is just europoors closing out their €10 positions |
| There was this thing called the global energy crisis of 2021-2023 \n\nAnd yes debt is usually lower the further back in time you go. Are you really trying to make the case that George Bush managed the debt better than Obama right now? Because it was "lower" during his term too. |
| It’s joever |
| They systematically destroyed everything that made reddit great until it became a more text based version of Instagram (aka Instagram for autists). Unfortunately there are only so many autists, and with modern therapy and medicine many autistic people find a way to have sex with women which makes reddit seem cringe. |
| lol guy doesn't know Kramer, what a loser |
| Why does Reddit get fucked by every tiny move |
| HOLY SHIT YALL!. I actually did something right |
| Pakistan Information Minister Says Formal Response From Iranian Side About Confirmation Of Delegation To Attend Islamabad Peace Talks Is Still Awaited; Pakistan As The Mediator Is In Constant Touch With Iranians And Pursuing The Path Of Diplomacy And Dialogue.; Ceasefire Ends At 4:50am PST. Decision From Iran To Attend The Talks Before End Of Two Weeks Ceasefire Is Critical\n\n 04/21/2026 10:47 |
| It will gap down tomorrow, let it digest |
| It’s gonna V |
| Sorry |
| So many have mocked realists for being poor... now who is the one poor? You guys fell for the rug pull with thin volumes and now you guys will be living in a hut lmao get rekt dweebs |
| Did he ask for an ale and one of them chickens? |
| Bears if you get cocky they're just going to green dildo us |
| THE DEAD CAT BOUNCE IS OFFICIALLY OVER |
| IIRC, Reddit introduced a LLM Mod, which apparently doesn't have political bias... I'll try to find a link\n\n[best link I could find](https://developers.reddit.com/apps/ai-moderator#:~:text=The%20AI%20Moderator%20Control%20Panel%20will%20appear,new%20one%20any%20time%20using%20the%20%22) |
| what are this strange color dildo meaning, that are suprisingly appeared from nowhere? |
| #BREAKING: WASH SAID HE IS TACO'S LIL SLOT |
| Dipped out for today. Shit got me spooked. |
| Isn't the end of the cease fire in like 8 hours? |
| Get your moms money out now before you can’t catch up |
| Freak the fuck out it’s fucking over |
| Go camera is my safe haven |
| Yeah man, this launch has clearly materially changed the value of the company. That's why it is trading for (checks notes) the same value as before the launch. |
| What news did we dip on |
| Little did bols know… the v that you have been conditioned to is not coming for a while |
| It's just moving inverse of oil. Throw USO and SPY up on intraday charts |
| Alright fuck this. I'm done for the day |
| $BULL |
| F your calls |
| color me surprised...the company is still valued at 30bil.. are you serious ?? |
| Well we do need a dip to buy |
| its so weird how facebook became the boomer social media. I wonder if tiktok will eventually be for boomers some day. |
| This economy is so cooked. |
| today will not be bers day!!!!! |
| It’s days like these I can laugh at bols |
| Airan could do the funniest thing by skipping the talks and publicly force 🥭to TACO. |
| Wuh happen? |
| Shit got gay real quick. |
| finally some relief to get cheaper calls |
| Alright bears you win today but im still holding on |
| Goddamn i wish i had more money for puts |
| [](https://www.financialjuice.com/#)\n\n>Pakistan Information Minister: Ceasefire ends at 4:50 a.m. PST. A decision from Iran to attend the talks before the end of the two weeks ceasefire is critical. \n \n10:46 Apr 21\n\n>Pakistan Information Minister: Formal response from iranian side about confirmation of delegation to attend Islamabad peace talks is still awaited. \n \n10:49 Apr 21 |
| So 13% up in a straight line but we get news that literally all of it was based on unfounded nonsense and lies plus we are getting rate hikes probably and it just stops at -.3% L0L.\n\nReal market for sure |
| It’s time… dancing time! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Thanks!! |
| Gotta go all in on puts now to make my money back |