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| vix is a shitcoin |
| More debt lol |
| They got 3 weeks of stuff to drop |
| cornering the market on enormous Mission Accomplished banners |
| the loss porn on both calls and puts on the front page today is *chef's kiss* |
| Are you promoting your own post? WTF kinda horseshit is this |
| They are headed to Kid Rock's pool |
| Or they have bombed them into oblivion, left them with a trillion dollar rebuilding effort, destroyed their nuclear program, and have a currency worth toilet paper |
| I'm tired Boss |
| This feels like one giant misdirection. Long weekend is perfect for boots on the ground. |
| Back when he first said 2 or 3 weeks |
| You need to go to the purchase windows on the side of the building. A teller should be there and they’ll help you out. |
| And cause we never get to use them and it’s sick |
| So what about the Strait?\n\nThat’s what matters. |
| Can oil and spy pump? |
| This guy cucks |
| Nike is done |
| https://preview.redd.it/z8mqucjuigsg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=03b31985c7f2d1838721b1ca3b7fc7dd44874edb\n\n |
| Be fr… |
| Honestly, 🥭is so cocky. Oil prices will humble his base soon. |
| The internet is 99% reposts now. |
| Actually today 1USD=\~0.3 usd in early 00s.\n\nSo Today possible 167usd per barrel is \~50USD in the early 00s.\n\n50USD per barrel was in 2005.\n\nhmmm..\n\np.s. today oil was extremely cheap, actually. |
| Iran has him by the balls. I don't think when we leave is up to him. |
| These posts earn either a brilliant or idiot message. You, sir, are an idiot. |
| it isn't a real TACO unless 🥭 orders complete retreat of CENTCOM into continental Europe and US lmao. |
| That’s just a detail. They are open sourced now. Whether they like it or not. |
| oh bb… |
| What the fck did we win |
| Dead cat bounce and anyone with 2 brain cells knows orange is lying his fat ass off. This war aint stopping anytime soon |
| He is trying to leave the flaming bag of shit on somebody's doorstep. Anyone's. |
| Dude people pay AMZN 5 easy payments at 29% for a fucking $20 tee shirt. I shit you not. |
| ”Trump is always right” Because he speaks out of both sides of his mouth |
| The amount of obfuscation 🥭is trying to implement is insane no real people believe his shit unless u are part of the 🥭cult. |
| A fad that will die soon. incel 21 year olds on streaming are popularizing abusing women and looking gay at the same time. what a timeline |
| lol not the same at all, i already get 3rd party tested peptides, it's not the quality it's the amount taken. we're talking about something that gets injected into your body and alters your body/brain chemistry even when taken properly. |
| People stopped caring about profit even before the dotcom bubble.\n\n\nIn an ounce of seriousness, if you wait to invest in growth companies until after they've built their company and turn on the profit machine, you're basically ignoring the rumor and buying the news.\n\n\nSilly valuations aside, if you're buying for growth, revenue is more important. If you want to buy for rational stability, buy Microsoft or bonds or something. Not IPOs or pre-IPOs. |
| Lovin it |
| Wti futures traders stopped huffing copium |
| you go in, open your ass wide and tell John Stockson Exchange to dump it in le epic style |
| Tell me the last time it did that dawwwg |
| 2-3 weeks = 2-3 months in 🥭 dictionary |
| My port is getting more cucked than Kristi Noem. |
| You really think we lost? |
| Probably just doing it to burn tax dollars |
| I am beyond meat |
| Commenting now so I can easily comment again later |
| So he breaks an entire region of the world, creating the worst energy supply disruption in 50 years. Then runs away and declares victory to his base.\n\n......Dumbest mfer on the planet |
| 😳 |
| Who knows. Sounds like their ability has been depleted. But they still have weapons and can likely bomb ships in the Strait. |
| Who the f listens to what cramer has to say? |
| So it's done we are officially pulling back? |
| It’s always 2 weeks for him. That’s why we know, he didn’t think it, planned it and can’t do it |
| Bought calls before close. Now we dump |
| Oil or QQQ need to break here. Hopefully oil |
| The dreaded "two weeks." Now we know we're fucked.\n\n*President* [*Donald Trump*](https://www.cnbc.com/donald-trump/) *on Tuesday said he expected that* [*U.S. military forces*](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/20/trump-iran-war-ceasefire.html) *will leave* [*Iran*](https://www.cnbc.com/id/10000297) *in “two or three weeks.”*\n\n*“We leave because there’s no reason for us to do this,” Trump told reporters at the* [*White House*](https://www.whitehouse.gov/)*.*\n\n*“We’ll be leaving very soon,” the president said.*\n\n*The U.S. and Israel attacked Iran on Feb. 28.* |
| In the gift shop, obviously |
| Nah the market will rally if boots hit the ground |
| A lot of people read that, but why didn't it start ripping until halfway through the trading session? |
| The few sane people that know shit hasn't improved at all are pumping those. Rip japan's shorts. |
| Literally lost to Iran. Wild lol\n\nMoved the goal posts all the way back to our own end zone and retreating lol. A better way of saying “we can leave without a deal” |
| I mean if I were him and I wanted to “surprise them” I’d keep doing fake tacos to distract them from where I’m putting my forces. So it’s not like this clown show made it less likely |
| his sons |
| Who? |
| lol, was this all a maneuver to try and gain oil monopoly? |
| If no NATO, greenland appears in play again |
| Fuck. Two to three weeks to this guy is the same as saying indefinitely. |
| Time to load up on oil futures contracts. |
| Dear president dump, Barron got his liquidity okay cool? Reverse taco now + terrible job report. The bers yearn for 600 |
| the brent-wti gap has narrowed down to \~$1.5 .....any particular reason for this? |
| Another three weeks war for the next 21 years |
| Isn’t the us flying B-52s over ? The war is not over |
| If you aren’t short the rest of the week after that trap today idk what to tell you |
| If he’s saying 2 to 3 weeks, shits gonna get spicy this weekend for the 3 day weekend with market closed |
| No worries guys. Iran probably requested a third aircraft carrier in the deal. Totally normal. Still bullish |
| If iran indeed starts striking data centers, how will 🥭 delay his promise to strike critical infrastructure next week? |
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| Don’t need to. It’s cheap to pay the toll. 20 cents per barrel. \n\nOther countries use more oil from the strait than we do. Art of the deal. \n\n/s 🥭 is regarded but I’m kinda serious that the strait being controlled by Iran is not as bad as us actually engaging in war in |
| I heard on CNBC how the MM were well aware of the amount of puts retail had for today. |
| Ah bada bing ??? |
| So if trump backs off does iran gain the ability to toll straight of hormuz? |
| That is the most intelligent post I have read on this Sub in a very long time! Also, 100% spot on. |
| Tomorrow IRAN be like April Fools...................and the market drops 10%. |
| I'm 99% sure he will attack Iran but probably on this long weekend. There is 2 days left to pump as high as possible before we go down again. |
| The oil is not where it needs to be. The people who need it can't get it from their preferred source and they're running out. Bidding intensifies. |
| Just buy and hold and it’ll all moon when the demented old pedo dies in a year or so. |
| Oh its way worse than that. I fished with guys who lived at home with easy 100k in boat and another 100k in truck. Fish $250 entry events where the top payout was $5k. Spend $2k a weekend to get there and stay.\n\nUltra retards |
| I fucking hate that I know this Wendy's, it fucking SUCKS |
| No. He doesn't care about markets or the dead. Isrl must be the only regional power. |
| Still a decent record. |
| Trump said the was was over a long time ago, why are we still talking about this? It was even on Fox News! |
| Honestly it does feel like the war is gonna be over and oil.is.gonna drop |
| So puts over the long weekend right Non farm payroll Friday when market is closed Plus weekend shenanigans in the Middle East |
| NKE is gonna open at 44 at this rate |
| Ah yes the ‘ol oil pump and SPY pump who couldn’t have seen this one coming |
| New enlistment kid buying a camero at 28% interest rate thing still cracks me up as bad as this. |
| Don't you judge me |
| Thank god it’s bullish in here, puts will be printing tomorrow |
| Full TACO. Now he is saying that Iran doesn't even have to make a deal, but if they cause any problems, we will be back and obliderate everything, blah blah blah\n\nThey have no military but hold the strait |
| Wasn’t there a guy that posted about going all in on snap last week and everyone called him a retard? |
| taco is probably goona get physical with melonia in rage that the judge block the mar aa lago 2 wahsington edition is blocked |
| "2 weeks" is Trump's actual code word for "never." |
| I believe btu will spike post earnings. So I’m not even stressing on that one. |
| Do you buy what you use? What's preventing you from allocating 5-10% to RDDT and holding for 5-10 years? Check out my post about RDDT in r/redditstock: [https://www.reddit.com/r/redditstock/comments/1s6yv9l/comprehensive\_rddt\_fairprice\_409\_valuation\_and/](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditstock/comments/1s6yv9l/comprehensive_rddt_fairprice_409_valuation_and/) |
| Just walk in and slap a $100 on red. If it hits tell them to let it ride. |
| Bears sound smart, bulls make money, Iran the grill today |
| Develop a drug habit and have a kid on accident. Make it worse |
| Everyone needs to stop trying to think rationally on the market. It’s going to do whatever it wants and it doesn’t care about your analysis. |
| SPY 4+% on the news |
| Hoping we (England) get to smash US at some point haha |
| They don’t anymore do they? |
| Wtf actually happened to Pakistan vs Taliban?! Any news lately? Lel |
| Yez |
| Why islamic revolutionary and not Iranian... Guards? \nThese bozos just need to get on with the bombing each other, why all the announcements and shits. |
| 😵 holy moly |
| I remember this one time Covid was called a hoax and would be "over by Easter Sunday." I guess he didn't say what year. lol |
| I'm in management can you get me a job |
| 🌮 |
| No. Really? |
| Man... I used to live on John St back in 2003. \n\nDidn't even work in finance but I loved the vibe of this area. Craziness 8-4 then absolute silence. Nights were beautiful. \n\nBest place to live in NYC. \n\n |
| Got news for you. The US leaves it won’t be back anytime soon. This the Suez canal moment for the US |
| Bro stole the top comment from the /r/news post 😂 |
| Oh, the dreaded "two weeks." Now we know it's permanent. |
| I remember when the first military vessels were deployed and started bombing during negotiations. Were those negotiations successful? |
| SPY 675 tomorrow\n\n700 day after tomorrow.\n\n725 day after day tomorrow.\n\nAre you seeing a pattern here, bers? lol\n |
| You forgot kangaroo market theory. We’re going back down tomorrow |
| Oil is bombing...errr....I mean pumping! |
| old news |
| Definitely how it feels |
| Bah gawd here comes brent crude |
| Currently taking a shit at work so intense I had to take my shirt off |
| “Wife’s boyfriend” cuck, and no I’m not upset with a cuck |
| Leaving will open the strait? Lol |
| bingo |
| No |
| It would be extremely funny it after this clownshow he actually sent the troops. |
| People actually believed that. Lmao |
| Consolation prize to Chicago because they wanted to be as special as NYC |
| Where did he say that is he talking right now? |
| If you are still bearish after that day, you need to be put in a padded room. |
| We bomb till we run out |
| 300 pennies nerd |
| Sell everything. |
| Got 200 shares of MU but still want the market to tank |
| Even if the strait was to open back up so much oil/gas infrastructure has been leveled. Will take years to get production back to previous levels. |
| Happy April Fool's day! |
| Wars back on the menu boys |
| Take your bag of fries. Shine it up real nice and stick it where the sun doesn’t shine. |
| U mean this sub |
| 4/1 $360 puts are .51 lol |
| What I learned today, you do not want to be getting Fresh. We'll never see her again. |
| If you read the WSJ piece last night and didn't see green today, you're just gambling and should get a new hobby |
| If he is saying 2-3 weeks, it will be at least 2 months before this ends. And I don’t think its gonna end nice and dandy. |
| Aware. Thanks. |
| Imagine taking out a 240 month loan on a $50k fishing boat at like 9%. People actually do this. |
| Art of the deal .. |
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| Because he didn’t. He said 2-3 more weeks. Crude collapsed on the expectation that the war was ending today because a model UN larper in Iran said so |
| Bull tears will be refreshing tomorrow. |
| Don’t forget they only have double digit IQ |
| This level is probably the critical inflection point to set the narrative. Will it go above 200ema on the daily to start the bull cycle or will it reject 200ema to go towards 600. I am looking to straddle near the line. |
| lol 19 year old hard earning 150k...can you really make 150k in a year by twinking yourself out to old closeted boomer men? |
| Incoming 8pm EDT Shrek 🍆 on SPY |
| If you don’t realize the loss it isn’t real. Remember that |
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| Werent those private equity weasels getting really nervous of late? |
| Noooo noooo noooo im so tired of winning please Mr president. |
| The master of duis and crashing his car. Ironic since he's supposed to know how to drive. (At least in golf) |
| I don't believe in god, and I don't believe in bears |
| For us |
| ozempic is an easy one, if you take too much you just have a sore stomach and don't eat. same with the healing ones like bpc, tb500, and ghk-cu, nothing crazy will happen if you take a little too much. a lot of other peptides have side effects, sometimes serious, even when dosing properly. increased heartrate, hives/allergic reactions at injection sites, flushed face and body, etc. are common and won't do much to someone already in shape and properly dosing but someone with pre-existing conditions or taking more because they think it will work better could end up in a hospital, some people already have. lot of horror stories online and even reddit but who knows what they did so all anecdotal.\n\nas for shipping, i looked up how ozempic is shipped and it is crazy compared to how i get mine. i get lyophilized/freeze dried vials shipped in a box in a bubble mailer, for free if you buy enough. maybe people will switch from their grey market supplier but mine already has verifiable 3rd party testing so why would i or anyone else already taking them switch to a more expensive option.\n\nwho knows how they'll do, all depends on what they sell, the price, and how they sell it, just seems silly that everyone is saying peptides are such an easy market to tap into and hims is going to 200 because of it lol. |
| Aides should leak that he’s been complaining about chest pain. +15% day |
| probably because they're subservient right |
| Technical bottom |
| Wow bears are still cocky af |
| Gotta lose to learn how to win |
| When will pdt be lowered to 2 or 3k? |
| If tesla hits 330 before 4/17 I will make banks |
| Everybody talking about the 2-3 weeks but to me this sounds like the April 6 deadline is already (again) forgotten and meaningless. |
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| A true dealmaker here |
| oil is pumping again and bitcoin and qqq are still pumping for the love of the game |
| I'll allow it.\n\nWalk up to the first person you see and say "I would like to give you my money and never see it again." Then hand over your money and leave. |
| Robinhood might give you a call, don't hang up. |
| can someone explain why we're going uppies alongside oil |
| Hmmmm how is crude starting to climb just as the president says war’s over? |
| Bottom is in |
| Hopefully aides leak more bullish information to wsj so we have another mega pump tomorrow. |
| SLM’s are the future. It maintains privacy and for extended thinking it can use the LLM. The idea that you will have a blank phone with only agents scares the hell out of me. There’s no boundaries and you can get screwed in a gazillion ways because 1) you were not clear enough 2) agents misunderstood context 3) ran out of memory. 4) you will be nickel and dimed for token usage for checking your bank account/ downloads on top of your mobile provider. |
| Last night "We can leave the war and Europe will need to defend the straight."\n\n \nTonight: We have concepts of leaving the war." |
| https://preview.redd.it/g6g38y3rhgsg1.png?width=1212&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d5ca5d94f29975c1f4a4e46c10fe0301d85fbb2\n\nStill up but today was rough (going to be at an overall loss tomorrow probably) |
| I sold at the bottom let me cope here for a second |
| ultimately, conditions have not changed |
| Two weeks is a reverse taco, it means the war isn’t about to end tomorrow like traders were huffing hopium for today |
| Ber cope |
| > US deploys third aircraft carrier to Middle East amid preperations for Iran invasion\n\nLol. Hope yall grabbed puts today. |
| It was generational buying opportunity |
| That 300 coulda been towards a house im sure ur parents are proud lol |
| Market cucked me today. Still up 300 for the year. Got cocky with winning so much with puts recently, and I got humbled. |
| CEO of the Board of Peace btw |
| ASTS CRWV 12% |
| He has also said we won the war on 7 seperate occasions starting 03/03/26 |
| I dont think quite yet |
| Comes out to like 20 cents per barrel for the US. Not worried. |
| More probable he can win in F1 |
| Yea.. oil will still likely hit $125. We may or may not see $150.. but sure as heck $125 we will. |
| I ain't touching nothing. It can ride up or down im all out of fucks and need a reload. |
| No way your Tesla puts are only down 2k |
| https://preview.redd.it/crqi0bushgsg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6ad3d4e8fb025fbfafa64d8852adfd4de46fda1 |
| Americans are living in the dumbest timeline |
| 800 for me, but that's plenty! |
| too much |
| CALLS ON THE IRAN STONK MARKET |
| #BAN |
| If you look at Spy 1 month chart it looks lock stepped with the same pattern. We’re gearing up for the next leg down |
| Why stonks traded on NYSE but options on those stock prices traded in Chicago? |
| It’s 2 weeks to stop the spread all over again |
| The bols started it. |
| Two weeks to flatten the regime. |
| I don’t gat comparing people to dogs being an insult. dogs are awesome |
| The algos are buying it so go long on puts ya dumbasses this was to go tits up at somepoint RIGHT? RIGHT? |
| So my strategy has been buy long otm calls 5-10% on rtx/shld. Post dividend/news dip I started with 7k April of last year. My most recent blunder I bought 210 calls at 206, 204, and, 199. I’m hopping now on a pre earnings run and a miracle to get back to even. I did start with 7k April of last year. |
| Sorry dude, we are in a bull market now |
| He has concepts of leaving |
| They lowered the loss porn threshold? Shame.... |
| You don't live in front of a Wendy's because things are going well. |
| I think it would be funnier if it went to 167 |
| Judge blocked the ballroom, ww3 confirmed |
| Doomers get goomered. 👌 |
| Greed, Clammy Sammy is just a willing greedy pawn in this circular financing circus. |
| haha ... it's like im not even contesting his policy right now, i literally dont know what he means. he'll just pack up and leave? then why not do so now |
| I love this lore. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ql20ef1lhgsg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7927db87d181133b481901074c35e90d0697c885\n\nMade it now what |
| The art of the deal guys 😂 |
| Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps says it will begin striking US technology and financial companies in the Middle East beginning on Wednesday in response to ongoing US-Israeli attacks.\n\nhttps://aje.news/hnjlh9 |
| This will be bigger than the metaverse and nfts combined! |
| selling is safer on any given day but people think they can do it every day and they will inevitably blow up their port. On 0 dte gamma will juice up those options. If the move against him happens fast enough, the stop loss won’t get him out. He wcould blow weeks, months if not all his profit in a single trade because it looks like he’s all in on every trade from the amount he’s making. |
| Yeah this was the fakest bounce ever, oil still above $100 so we aren’t going anywhere. So much damage was done, even if the strait opens TODAY and the White House posts a picture of Khamenei’s son sucking trumps dick, that doesn’t repair all the refinery infrastructure overnight… Oil price remains elevated for the rest of the year, causing inflation and rate hikes which means next 6-8 months we go down regardless of what happens now. |
| Iran hasn't attacked israel in over 13 hours now. Maybe mango is right war is over. How can I invest in Iranian toll both in hormuz. Seems like huge upside |
| Does she also live a hard knock life? |
| this is why CCs are the worst |
| Don't forget to stop by a Walgreens and get some Blistex. You'll need it. |
| Im also worried about helium supply. This will hit memory suppliers soon. |
| 2-3 week Iran and forget |
| That’s what I would do in their place. |
| But there’s already a lot dying |
| If Iran can blow up just the parts of the data centers that archived my edge lord internet phase that would be great |
| Was in the same boat as you ... don't give up hope, yku can turn it around. |
| ... so far! |
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| 🌮 time!!\n\nLil bitch Mango chickens out again. Iran defeated him.\n |
| You're right! Fuck me lol |
| tWo MoRe WeEkS |
| Fake meat, real losses |
| They're gonna have another margin call from Warner Bros end of the year |
| We know that's you, Scott |
| I just don't want ppl adding my discord lol but valid if you don't believe me |
| One can only hope. I hope mbs remembers how gaddafi ended |
| ENHERITANCE |
| How easy it is to provoke someone to bomb on impulse, all while sitting in in the comfort of your home. Some people are really out of touch with reality. I know this maybe a joke, but please respect the innocents that have nothing to do with all this shit. |
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| we literally can’t 🤣 |
| The strait still closed. Countries will pay a toll then. |
| We will have a deal in 2 days\nThey have 10 days to make a deal\nWe don’t need to make a deal to leave\n\nWow sick negotiating skills bro |
| 2 weeks to stop the spread |
| Yesterday: "Regime change achieved"\n\nToday: "Regime change was not the goal" |
| Covered calls are regarded |
| i think you confused it with star citizen |
| How about you leave my port alone? |
| Third aircraft carrier deployed to Middle East to a war that’s over, thank you bolz for the puts opportunity |
| I don't think that in a market like this, bulls or bears should put each other down.\n\nBoth get equally cleaned up....in turns |
| Personally, I can’t read. But got a good article link to how a less than 20% disruption can cause oil prices to triple? Seems like a synthetic crisis |
| This seems similar to the time most people believed that the market would dip more after the initial liberation day tariffs and bad earnings will tank the SPY but it kept shrekking up.\n\n |
| Two weeks to stop the ~~spread~~ Iran |
| I think it's tomorrow |
| you're thinking of star citizen, not starfield |
| Sold meta 575 put 2 April during early March for 5.xx\n\n\nRoll forward earlier thinking there’s no way meta recovery to 575 this week. \n\n\nFk me. |
| He saw his shadow? |
| Snap is hilarious. They could potentially be a decent stock but they have so much fucking stock based comp that you should never ever own it. The only people making money are the executives who destroy their finances. |
| "my gains"\n\n...blacks out the user in the screenshot🤣🤣🤣 |
| Really? I didnt know that lol |
| Lmao rip |
| You guys think Tiger wins the Masters this year? 🙂 |
| Let today serve as a lesson to you bers that bols are professional belt to ber ass lmfaoooo |
| Legend |
| How many times will the market fall for "quarantine for 2 weeks" "90 trade deals in 90 days", etcetera |
| I had my nutsack cut open yesterday and today was 10x worse lmao |
| Gonna take a shot cause I paper handed my calls for 700 bucks when they were really work 10k smh |
| only if you hate money |
| All best day and worst day happen during market crash. But I’m tired of market manipulation, boss |
| Anne is Ann's retarded cousin |
| The only way to understand him is to have a regarded friend near you. He must have had a stroke or two, he sounds dumber than usual. |
| On PS5? it's been out on xbox for years. and it's a shit game. |
| Bro this is old news. |
| I just keep selling into strength. |
| The rest of the world will be so over the US |
| I'd ask why the market is still up while listening to this guy say retarded shit, but I know it's because we're all retards. |
| Apparently oil pumps and so does the SPY |
| Why? We are leaving - bullish af. Back to ath. Keep coping. |
| I want to remind you all everything is priced in |
| Consolidating / down into October (maybe mid to late 30s). Then surge to new highs late in the year / next year when USD strength runs off.\n\nWe haven't even begun to receive the CPI reports from energy impact on inflation. Worth noting that gold lost 25% of its value between the 2022 inflationary shock / DXY strength commencing in March 2022 and bottoming in October 2022. Bad CPI in that period also led to some spectacular one day falls (SPX -4.5% September CPI 2022; -5% across pre-CPI & CPI day in June 2022 etc.)\n\nDollar strength will be bad for metals through this year. |
| Whisper it to me real quick. I won't tell. |
| Limit up. |
| big green pump!!! |
| Sir, this is a Wendy’s... oh wait, it’s actually the Temple of Loss. Just throw your phone into the front doors, the impact will be the same as your portfolio's. |
| Dumbest pump ever |
| -2k on these, +38k on QQQ 568c 0dtes today. Every day is another opportunity |
| Will trump taco on peace? |
| Mango said 2-3 more weeks of war 😭😭😭😭 we all know what that means |
| doesn’t matter |
| Theta eating good too |
| I give even the ones I don't always agree with a listen as it's worth hearing contrarian opinions, so take this all with a grain of salt. Of the big Youtube ones that do daily analysis, Trade Brigade on Youtube is the one I'd most recommend for a good 8:00 show right before markets open. He's good at covering the different scenarios and breaking down market internals. Like this morning he called a 65%+ chance of a counter-trend rally this morning.\n\nVerified Investing/Gareth Soloway relies too heavily on trend lines (like he's still using his basis for oil collapsing every second now a topping tail from 4 weeks ago that everyone else is saying to ignore because it's been too long to be meaningful), but in spite of the channel presentation that can e a little slimebally, he's had some really good calls like calling oil even before the Venezuela incident and calling the Corn short-term rally. Chris at TechnicalTraders is interesting as he trend trades, which a lot of tech traders don't like to do. But he also like has some hilarious over the top bearish predictions. Like just last week he was talking about a scenario with an 8% interest rate, where I was like... people would be buying bonds hands over fist if they paid out 8%. \n\nThere are a bunch more like Brian Shannon who is great. Also he's not a tech trader, but the goat stock podcast for me remains Steve Eisman. |
| The greater fool theory |
| Oil bulls are actually bears which makes them gay. |
| NKE went to shit since all the children went to work in the mines |
| Old news mister bear. Have fun with your shorts. |
| What lol |
| Will this revive GurGavin |
| what the fuck |
| All these pumps, makes me think the eventual dump will be biblical. |
| Also curious about this. |
| absolutely |
| Oh that's why the market is so green today.\n\nThank you! |
| The eow dump is going to be so magnificent. This is one of the set up’s I’m willing to go big or go home over. |
| LMAO so he TACOed out just now after market hours and just wants to leave the current mess as it is\n\nGet ready for that big red dump |
| For now. But even c suite at hospitals are trying to replace as many jobs as possible with AI. They’re trying to layoff physicians and hire more midlevels with AI. MBAs don’t care about patient outcomes, they only care about the bottom dollar. They’re running calculations to find out where payout from lawsuits < $$$ saved from replacing physicians with midlevels that have a fraction of the training. This country is truly fucked |
| ? |
| If the US leaves Iran in control of the straight theyll be right back for Iran War II when people realize how untenable that situation is |
| Does anyone believe any of the things trump says about this anymore? He just says random shit and then contradicts himself the next day. who is trading on any of this anymore? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/motomeru2526 made a bet that SPY would go to 689.0 within **3 days** when it was 632.849 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Youre a retard. |
| Who is this Anne and is she single? |
| Trump said the 2 week thing. We're so fucking cooked bro after the holiday weekend |
| Hell say the same thing in 3 weeks. |
| Gey bers gonna be sad when this thing doesn't stop till SPY700.\n\nWar is over, stop trying to sound smart. Its over, mango bored. Just ride high with the bulls from now on. \n\nCALLS ALL DAY. EVERY DIP BEING BOUGHT LOL |
| Tldr? |
| Pretty sure everyone who crowdfunded that is dead |
| game recognize game fam |
| https://preview.redd.it/4ih21f8yggsg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27dd05c32d89bfee8510fbc5781c0373a933995d\n\n |
| For ber |
| My only regret is not buying more NKE puts. I pussied out |
| "we'd like a deal with iran but we don't need one" \n\nwtf does this even mean? |
| by backing away from Iran? do these guys even talk with each other lmao\n |
| >iPhone 17 Pro Max can already run Qwen 4B LLM. Imagine how fast chips will be in 10 years from now. Why pay for LLM service when you can use it on your phone for free. \n\n\nThats why you can't get RAM or memory anymore, can't have you building your own supercomputers and stealing Altman's -0 profits |
| my bad. continue |
| No pants either |
| Summer Olympics traditionally resurrects NKE. . .but that's two years away. |
| fuck Sweden. diving, faking, embarassments. puts on IKEA |
| 7yr loan at 13.98% |
| Went from 35k down to 22k down, we are getting somewhere 😂😂😂 |
| Yea I'm thinking, either it's impossible to get troops into the battlespace or the casualties would be unacceptable |
| lol almost no pump on the "2 to 3 weeks" news. |
| Show the screenshot 😩 |
| I am looking at Tesla |
| Remember 2 weeks to flatten the curve? Yeah same shit. It’ll be a year or two minimum. |
| I've heard you can play red or black in the army, and they give you 3 meals per day |
| WTF! Starfield game is gonna release in a few days (April 7th).\n\n |
| Probably a more profitable industry that what they do now |
| I shit on Open AI as much as the next guy, but to play devils advocate, they control 45% of the AI App market, they’re the dominant AI system used in enterprise/business, and they have nearly a billion active weekly users \n\nThis is the “future of everything”! technology that can replace hundreds of millions of white collars employees, at least in theory, not just some bullshit social media app. So the market leader in what a lot of people view as a the future of everything .\n\nThe money part is insane but I guess the counter argument is a lot of massive tech companies bled money their first several years, focusing on growth and adding users before focusing on profits, Amazon comes to mind, I’m too lazy to Google others |
| And then Iran enters the chat lobby |
| If we get dip at open I will buy more god willing |
| *guy is |
| Hope you brought your checkbook |
| Time to buy |
| Breaking news: NKE is headed to WMT stores near you……. |
| Puts a couple weeks out at open tomorrow. I barely missed buying puts near the end of market today. Won't make the same mistake tomorrow. |
| Must be a top earner on OF |
| BREAKING: Trump says Iran 'doesn't have much left to threaten' US companies with, mocks and asks, 'what did they threaten them with, BB guns?'\n\nPOKING THE HORNETS NEST OH BOY |
| You mean 650 |
| lmaooo |
| Why |
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| Christian Jihad |
| When is it - I am too lazy to look it up. |
| Aww u made 10k 🥰 |
| you saw the intraday candle right?\n\nand you call that a pump? |
| You walk to Nassau St and turn left. Walk a few hundred feet and turn right on Anne ST. You will see a Wendy's. Start there. |
| THIS ⬆️ |
| How much are you down? |
| I need a reverse card for my puts plz |
| Yea market is tanking tommorw. 🥭 just put the stamp on it |
| Went from down 130k to down 120k today...\n\nHahahaha take that 🌈ber |
| That would end the petrodollar and American hegemony |
| This isn’t going to age well, but can you please just put the fries in the bag. |
| I know Barron reads this. Big dawg, tell ol 🥭 that Iran called him fat or something so he bombs some more. Need to get out of these puts |
| I drive a Dodge Stratus! |
| Thank you sir |
| Bessent Says U.S. Plans to Take Control of Strait of Hormuz Eventually |
| Ragebait |
| NKE straight to the fucking trash |
| I’m glad the spoilt little turd got burned…. |
| They are just pumping so insiders who bought right after tariff day can dump in 5-15 days |
| Busty… I mean bullish |
| It turns the frogs gey. |
| Cause that's not how it works |
| All my covered calls I sold yesterday are ITM today....awesome |
| Trump |
| How about now? -8% looks nice |
| You called china cleaning up the mess like a home aid cleaning up a dotards accident? |
| Every time I look at the share price I am tempted to jump in..then it sinks to a new low each and every time. Where is the bottom for this?? |
| I think when you just get up and leave a war? That’s called losing |
| Too bad I didnt make my spy calls weekly yesterday |
| Sheesh market pumping |
| This is the worst timeline. |
| u ok bud? |
| IRGC commander Suq Ma'diq declared ceasefire |
| "and we're leaving iran, they begged us to leave - like dogs." |
| Partly fund rebalancing and partly JPM collar trade roll over. |
| 🧢 |
| damn we need to trade together. i also do spx 0 dte |
| Gets habitual Body Odor complaints in his office |
 Trump to address nation on Iran war Wednesday night, White House says President Donald Trump said he expected that U.S. military forces will leave Iran in "two or three weeks." www.cnbc.com |
| Highly regarded |
| "Iran does not have to make deal for US to end war" - Trump |
| Wait spy is with oil being up. ? |
| That’s longer than before |
| Yes |
| Rip bears. Literally caught naked |
| who did his hair tho |
| Crude is still at 102$ and won’t budge. The big boys must know something |
| It will crash hard once it hit 670 |
| source |
| wrong. because he is always right. no matter how little sense it makes. |
| Can't stop, won't stop |
| It will be done in two weeks, maybe three. 🥸 |
| Yo yall seen DEFT? Penny stock with a huge turnaround. Killed earnings. |
| WWII had a ton of public works programs. WWIII doesn't have a government that will fund productivity |
| Congrats for Turkiye, Bosnia, Sweden and Czech for the participation at the Soccer World Cup. The best World Cup ever. The greatest. If Mexico 🇲🇽 wouldn’t be a host it would be actually the best. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Good thing I like Kraft Dinner cuz my grocery budget is looking a bit thin. |
| Watching my MU March of 2027 $350 calls print. |
| Lol he is doing friendly fire now |
| I feel like you need to go to the CBOE for that |
| 🎵Bull money don't jiggle jiggle. \nIt folds\nI like to see 🌈ber anus \nwiggle wiggle\nFor sho🎵 |
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| just remember we got alllllllllll night for this thing to fall apart |
| Iran has nothing except the fact we made them the de facto rulers of the Strait of Hormuz and are currently strangling trade of the world's most important resource |
| FYI- Oil doesn't expire. Start going long tomorrow. |
| Still waiting for someone to tell me what “news” made the market pump today… |
| 🌮 de buche |
| There will always be bigger servers, more nvda chips and smarter models. you might have claude opus on a phone in a year or so but then will have something more next level hosting on their server |
| End of American military hegemony. Biggest cuck ever |
| happy cake day |
| Find Billy Ray Valentine and go from there |
| This fuckin bitch just ruined the petrodollar and got americans killed for a certain country |
| talks going so well they brought over the whole military to listen |
| Correction: now at 12 year lows* |
| Puts on nyt |
| # Trump says U.S. will leave Iran in ‘two or three weeks’\n\n \n |
| Bro has got to be lying to try and trick Iran. I can't see how he would let his ego take that hit. |
| Chuck would make Iran leave |
| Oh shit this is where Raiden fought Solidus |
| >has nothing \n>Strait still closed\n\nRetreat anyways |
| Nobody's seen anything like it 🤲 |
| realistically, he can’t say he ended war number nine because this is technically not a war, correct? |
| This is why I was afraid to hedge with a put. Somehow I got lucky and didn’t do it. |
| lol. Copium. 700 soon. |
| Side hustle showing your butthole on onlyfans? |
| 😂😂😂 |
| What is your entry requirements before you take a position? There's very little red, ever, in your trading. It's astonishing. |
| ORCL freeing up 10B from laying off 30k employees! |
| I think it's done, people are buying Hoka and On, China's sale is also slowing down, at its current trailing/forward P/Es (\~30) I'd say it has more room to go lower |
| 🥭 just fucked the bears |
| Oops I… did it again to your puuuuuts. Got lost in this game with I-raaaan. |
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| this fukin retard claims he has saved 8 wars so why the fuck havent you havent you finish this one dumb motherfuck lmao |
| I don’t think YAO MING could save NKE at this point. Nobody in the Hood wears NKE anymore it’s over. NKE is the old Sean John 😬 |
| Don’t be surprised when we open SPY at $560 tomorrow |
| blackberry bagholders 🤝 |
| Ok so in the meantime the global economy tanks, people run out of fuel and everything goes to shit. Right |
| lmao bers. Don’t show up tomorrow. Today’s beating was one for the ages. loool. |
| My guess is that the Pentagon spelled out how many coffins and Purple Hearts they needed for Kharg invasion and then Mango TACO’d as always. Now he’s bored and wants Cuba, Greenland or God knows, Svalbard |
| Quotes by Kristi Noem’s husband. |
| Hardly earned |
| no divorce as her boyfriend keeps her happy /s |
| Iran completely destroyed + Iran controlling straight of Hummus = Big win for my port 🥭🚀 |
| careful it's a gamble 😉 one tweet u go green another u go red \^\^ |
| Are you getting this info from:\n\n1. Fox news\n\n2. Your ass\n\n3. The secret messages left in random library books\n\n4. All of the above? |
| Yup, same reason Lulu stock is down. Athleisure is out. |
| MSFT is a bargain. Trust me, I bought at 430 |
| Market was up because of Krist Noem’s husband big tiddies |
| How... \n\nThe second Open AI raises it's prices the subscriptions will fall off. \n\nHow the fuck do they expect to make enough money from ADs long enough before imploding |
| Market is forward looking. So if there is even a fake timeline when this is over market will pump |
| I’m confused why they keep funding this with trillions like it’s money laundering scheme. They lost the plot of chatGPT and allowed unlimited Sora videos with zero monetization. Not even ads. They are a money burning factory. On the other hand Anthropic is making bank cause they have a solid model and app and subscription that is expensive af but people will pay for to code shit. GPT 5.4 is very smart but codex was only just released as the last company with a vs code app and no CLI. How will they make money? They should be ahead of the game. but are losing. |
| Realest post on here. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3ime29i0ggsg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4007ff6eadb46c4c994dd3c3137b4f5ed45486c |
| Meh wake me up when he announces something important |
| Yes Mr Trump back to bed please |
| schwab\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/00qldwpzfgsg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd2897ac3767dfd489c01b3621f73366ba9fc16d |
| He says Iran has nothing. What about the drones and rockets that are shooting at ships in the strait. This orangutan is regarded |
| i think therefore i tard 🧐 |
| Bulls are actually retarded, they could be right and making money but you’re still a retard for buying into good news put out by 🥭 when it has literally never been true and has without fail Switched shit up the NEXT day. |
| There’s probably gonna be some sell off tomorrow morning. Profit taking |
| Prove it! |
| How much do you think NVDA should be worth? |
| Tore up the JCPOA, attacked because they were "2 weeks away" from a nuke after previously saying bombings completely destroyed nuclear capabilities, don't need a deal apparently, straits closed. Regime change apparently wasn't a goal of this now. Hardline son takes over. Leaving in 2 weeks.\n\n200 billion spent to be in a worse position than ever before. \n\nSPY +2% tomorrow |
| The only thing I'm mad about is I could've got my Friday puts way cheaper. Zero doubt in my mind 635 puts will still go into money |
| What exactly do you spend a trillion dollars a year on again? |
| I’m not getting any sleep this week.\n\nI’m jacked to the tits with weekly SLV and GOOGL calls….. |
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| "They're gave us 20 oil tankers as a gift" the other day! |
| It was my fault, I finally bought puts. Thankfully one of my actual stocks went up all I got that going for me, which is nice. |
| Chuck Norris would gain 1hr |
| Don't worry. OP is gonna be a lot more humble once he spends 25 years making this back.\n\nJK, no way this is his own money. |
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| Nuclear energy: |
| Over for them! |
| Go pats |
| Such a strong military |
| Brent futures up and sp down what are you looking at? |
| wait why is he coherent and making points rn |
| GG Broski |
| Called it! |
| War is still 2-3 weeks away from being “over” according to mango but as far as the market is concerned this shit is wrapped - Iran is slowly losing control of the strait and their leadership is divided and unable to communicate effectively \n\nThere are a metric shit ton of retail oil bulls who sold their homes to long oil, they are entrenched and will deny reality until they lose it all\n\nEdit:\n\nIranian leadership fractured:\nhttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/30/us/politics/iran-leaders-trump-war.html\n\n\nShip traffic:\nVarious sources |
| I am sorry but what broker is this? |
| When do you think your wife will divorce you? Asking for a friend 👀 |
| Frankly the best there ever was 👐 |
| Nike "not getting in on the running shoe craze"?? In what world? They basically started that craze decades ago lol |
| Day 5000 of the the three day operation |
| overwhelming *brainrot*🫴🧠 |
| Master of the air accordion 🤲 |
| One day 🥭 will be gone and the titan that is the American marketplace will shrug off his influence like it never even happened |
| Mango hallucinating "tremendous number of ships sailing through Hormuz today" |
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| "Trump: Iran doesn't have to do a deal before the US ends military operations in Iran" |
| These are not similar companies or business models. Anyone can tell a story like that, but you cannot ignore market dynamics and pretend to know user interactions for this new technology. I don’t know either, it might work, but my research tells me they won’t be worth nearly that much. |
| r/daytrading is calling you. Do not swing anything in this market. They are out to get you. All you can do is get in and out of a trade quickly by looking at price action. |
| Dude wants someone else to do the test run in case they get blown up LMAO |
| Microplastics in balls directly linked to bimbofication fetish- NIH |
| He meant Middle Earth. The hobbits have lots of data centers. |
| Beat expectations, so with the devaluation of the dollar makes sense it goes down to IPO price |
| They’re buying puts for sure |
| One last pump |
| THIRD U.S. AIRCRAFT CARRIER, USS GEORGE H.W. BUSH, DEPLOYS TO MIDDLE EAST - WSJ\n\n\ni thought it was over |
| okay u/TaxFraudCPA |
| Mamdenny |
| Philosopher over here |
| military operation…. |
| Why would you expect it to go up? Like I’m genuinely curious |
| They get paid anyway |
| Getting out before the inevitable ground invasion this Friday |
| Guys wars ending for the 5th time. This time it’s true though right?….. Right? |
| nah fam |
| New ath soon |
| I guess it depends what you mean by talks. Talks to me means serious negotiations by both sides in an attempt to get to an agreement. Neither side seems to want that right now and it's hard to see how Iran can even trust us anymore. |
| MAYOR MAN DANNY |
| Whose? The husband of Kristi Noem? |
| Spice up your life |
| A single 1/12th fractional share?\n\nSolid risk management, because you're only down 0.50c on the 9% earnings crater. |
| Israel Probbaly threatened to release what Epstein footage they have on him but also he takes in ton of money from pro Israel lobby. They were gonna attack no matter what and it was a great chance to game the market but pushing news good or bad |
| What a fucking piece of shit NKE |
| Up and only up |
| I'm excited for this Artemis II launch |
| NKE ded. |
| they’re exhausted. let them cook, damn |
| Yeah this would have been 20-25 years ago so that tracks what you are saying. |
| And the families of 100+ children. |
| He was always regarded but now it’s on a whole other level |
| you gotta give it to him, he's good at yapping |
| Futures: BZ⬆️ and ES⬇️ |
| Damn son |
| (Walking around my home shirtless listening to DMX looking at my SHOP & GOOGL calls I bought last Friday at session lows) |
| Its not good |
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| 2-3 weeks to stop the spread |
| Don’t worry I bought puts for tm so that means we pump more |
| chuck norris in 10 minutes.. |
| Selling 629Ps and sleeping like a baby now. |
| 😭 |
| Fucking Cramer literally called the bottom :S |
| Trump encourages allies transit Strait because it's safe, now - WSJ\n\nHe got a yacht he should prove it |
Iran says it's all BS: \n\n nytimes.com www.nytimes.com |
| wow you must have laid off 30k brain cells because you're quite the Oracle |
| Is leaving in 2-3 weeks good or bad? Futes not doing anything yet |
| I understood this reference. |
| Uber new ATH by July. Thank the World Cup! |
| Charles Payne definitely crushes peanut M&Ms during break |
| i didn't even see you there you've been so nice |
| too much hopeium |
| lmao dude, that’s a wild move. at least you’re riding the crypto wave with BMNR up 8% today. just remember, it’s a rollercoaster out there! keep an eye on those BTC moves, they can flip things fast. just don’t forget to eat if things go south, ok? 😅 |
| Please tell me what’s not negative about the current situation |
| Take a dump market, you must be tired. |
| Welp pack it up bers. The downturn is over |
| guy’s* |
| The rare guy in wsb that knows what he's doing. What's your call on gold? |
| he always did |
| Literally just scalping SPY puts first 30 minutes of the day then I get ready for my day job at Wendy's. Started with 5k on 3/11. |
| Look his new post lol |
| ALL IN ON OIL TANKERS AND LOGISTICS 😛 |
| That record is really unflattering lol |
| Boobs leaving the ground |
| TACO Tuesday was real |
| And my tax dollars were spent to kill a bunch of school children. Probably gave a bunch of people cancer with all the shit in the air. \n\nUSA USA USA |
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| Very good observation! |
| !banbet spy $629 6d |
| "we're right on time" - 6 months later. |
| Wars over 🐻s |
| Wow peptides were spicy back then. Impressive |
| Actually, thats what was headlined by US news, he didnt actually say that |
| 8pm Tehran time (9:30am PST) Tehran might start attacking data centers. Things might be weird tomorrow, or nothing happens. |
| so what the fuck was the point of all of this |
| Wha did he say |
| Biden would have it done in 2 to 3 hours |
| Listen to this guy…\n\nWe. Are. So. Fucked. |
| I’ve shorted before but bears have a fucking sick commitment to negativity\n\nI’m amazed they can even leave the house |
| And other lies you can keep telling yourself |
| Bol slaughter party tomorrow. You’re invited 🎉🎈 |
| Presidential library/ hotel and birthright citizenship |
| Sold all @ 3.05 this morning, picked up a ton of QQQ 568 0dte calls that crushed today so still ended green. Hilarious amount of comments prayin for my downfall |
| Good enough for him |
| Wait did he really say this? It's sad I can't tell if it's a real quote or not |
| President Trump says the US will leave Iran in “2 to 3 weeks.”\n\nFor the over/under, I'm taking the over on this one boyz. |
| Buy weeklies motherfucker |
| Because he has no ballroom in his dipeys |
| If this insane breaking of global hegemony collapses what are the immediate market implications. WE DONT KNOW BRO |
| This guy is fuckin regarded |
| Nike 💩ing its 🧠s out 🤪 |
| Who’s coming with me to go and fetch some oil |
| 18 point pump today on spy is Britney Spears level crazy |
| Cooba.\n\nBig Tiddy Persians to Big Booty Mamacita's |
| this guys a psychopath |
| daww -10k euro thats cute \nfirst time? |
| War… in Cuba |
| Let me text Trump |
| Similar experience. I bought a pair a few years ago. Loved them. Ran through them. Went to buy another pair and it was the worst, ugliest, most uncomfortable pair of shoes I've ever worn. Returned them and bought Nikes 🤷♂️ |
| Is market stupid or what? There will probably be a ground assault in one of those islands. |
| I might have to tune out this is regarded |
| AI must have been modeled after 🥭says wrong things very confidently |
| If ya’ll knew what I knew…\n\nLet’s just say, good luck and I hope you have a healthy emergency fund 🫡 |
| Same well 25% after today. |
| Did someone say peanuts?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/n6xphijuegsg1.png?width=1065&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ecb7457408bbb0365c6a8d01d16d685235f89d4 |
| **DEAL!** |
| Dump this shit already |
| War is ending. And we do not need rumbling. |
| way she goes buddy. fuckin way she goes… |
| Shoes that track your movement with ai incoming |
| 17% of total Qatar LNG capacity was destroy, which will take YEARS to build up again.\n\nIf tomorrow there would be peace deal, the fallout will follow us for years. |
| No stop loss? |
| Nah, money is money. With my luck there will not be a home to go to lmao |
| Bought a long dated put; but this feels like the bottom today. |
| Its over it's not over it's over it's not over snip snap snip snap |
| Oh yeah the war is done, he has moved on to something completely different |
| War is over in 2-3 weeks? He just flat out lies now with no long explanations. it’s insane 😂 |
| They kinda do actually. USA will bomb their infrastructure, a lot of Iranians will die of that happens. |
| Nobody wears that shi no more |
| Why didn’t Nike say something about AI shoes to pump their stonk? are they retarded? |
| I would laugh at dumb bers but I can’t since I’m down 30% ytd |
| Don‘t forget that any lunatic you killed was replaced by an more hardline lunatic. Great work. |
| Stay away from my permafrostie |
| i understood that reference |
| HE SAID IT A THIRD TIME |
| wait no because why is he kinda going off rn |
| Serious question: Reports are that China is creating a peace plan for the strait. I'm guessing that means some form of military protection for Iran to keep the peace. If they succeed what does that do to US power and will markets be affected? |
| The Retard's Gambit. The most revered chess move. |
| Why are people talking about slavery? |
| Booyah for tomorrow |
| Banks Selling an overpriced sack of shit to someone else is actually very smart. \n\nPlease buy Sam’s bag of shit bro he’s so close to AGI bro. Just a morbillion more dollars bro |
| do you follow them on reddit or other socials? if you got anyone you'd rec lmk |
| I’m officially not touching overnight anymore lol |
| NKE is at 10 years low. Something doesn’t add up |
| I believe talks are happening but both sides are lying, it’s not going nearly as well as Trump is saying but it is also not non-existent. |
| He just said the same two sentences twice in a row and didn’t even blink bro we are so cooked |
| Nobody called the hotline yet |
| s l a v e s |
| There it goes again |
| We are going to be bagholding for life. |
| Yes. Slaves. |
| Scaramooch’s sources say so too. It is happening |
| I'm going to start telling my boss I'm 2 to 3 weeks away from finishing my projects |
| Ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country can do for you. |
| Bought puts |
| We spent Billions of dollars to not regime change, close the strait, and potentially kill the petrodollar. Also 13 Americans died. \n\nBrilliant gambit sir |
| So we still pumping on BS |
| Absolutely pathetic that Iran is more trustworthy than our government |
| I’d be very surprised if the US escalates over Easter weekend. |
| Man he's looking old. |
| You realise they have physical assets in the region too, right? |
| miami library 747 air force one hotel coming soon |
| seriously, man. i hope you learned a big lesson. i play 0 dte and when you are in a position, you cannot look away for more than a few seconds!! And always be ready to place a market sell order to get out quickly. \n\n |
| Didn't Amazon get hit last week or the week before? Twice? |
| Weak guidance tho |
| Bibi won't allow ceasefire? |
| Strait still closed bro… |
| Donald Hussein Trump |
| i love how he went from unconditional surrender to productive talks 😂 |
| He's on one. \n\nJust ask about the Ballroom if you want to live. |
| 🥭is fiesty with the media |
| damn not him coming for barak hasine oboma's unattractive late and expensive building |
| You got humulliated in every single comment and wanna save it saying I have 1 million. Well fancy pants if you are so rich you wouldn't be on reddit. Wouldn't we? |
| Good job |
| Nike falling despite beating earnings?\n\nFoolish, they should have fired 30,000 people instead. Are they dumb? |
| thanks Tom Brady |
| **HUSSEIN** |
| Bears got whipped today. \n\nJust hold out for the dump, you’ll be fine by noon tomorrow. |
| When the obvious isn’t so obvious. It’s gonna pump because of vibes |
| End of the world is delayed. Disappointed and happy at the same time.\n\nOnly negative is we still need to go to work tomorrow. Fuck! |
| Lmao I told someone it better pump bc it’s down 16% then bought puts shits a dying company |
| #TACO AL PASTOR 🌮 |
| NVIDIA basically turning MRVL into a key sidekick in the AI factory + AI-RAN story. Custom XPUs + NVLink Fusion + silicon photonics is a pretty nice narrative for “picks and shovels” in AI and high speed networking. A $2B check from NVDA is also a hell of a validation. Volatility will be wild, but this is the kind of deal that can justify a rerate if execution is decent. |
| No gg. |
| So Nike just went up there and told everyone their business plan is to raise the price of their shorts that disintegrate in a wash from $150 to $200? |
| Well he isn't in charge either, so that is a whole other problem. \nMight as well have Chuck Schumer agree to a deal with them... |
| TRUMP SAYS IRAN DOES NOT HAVE TO MAKE A DEAL FOR THE U.S. TO END ITS WAR \n\n |
| Just Do It |
| 660 fo sho. |
| What was the play? |
| Please keep pumping til end of Thursdays I want cheap puts for weekend escalation that causes a flash crash |
| “leaving Iran in 2 to 3 weeks” LMAO |
| I won’t believe it until it’s in a tweet |
| Rip to that guy that went in on nke calls |
| You should be the wsb mascot |
| Slv looks like a rabid grizzly on viagra |
| BB guns 😭😭 pew pew pew |
| > it doesn’t matter to the US since they have enough oil\n\nHow do you think that works? It's a global market, and there's less oil in it now. So oil becomes more valuable. That applies to the US too; even if we produce our own, it sells for more now. |
| Where the fuck are the sex robots I’m sick of waiting |
| They wanna make a deal so bad that we didn’t even have to make a deal even though we want to make a deal |
| Other countries have corroborated. Sadly if I were to put money down on who is the biggest liar (and in a way I am) I'd wager it's our country. |
| Nah, they'll install a general from the guardians of the revolution, get an oil deal and leave israel + gulf states deal with the mess |
| LOL mental gymnastics |
| I wear Nike every day $NKE |
| Yeah tbh I can’t wait to get puts. I hope tomorrow is green. |
| 2 or 3 weeks away from being 2 or 3 weeks away |
| Did he say pp guns? |
| He also has an ebay linked, in his about it says he was born 1999 |
| said something nasty |
| BB GUNS LMAO |
| Do u need a girl if u can suck your own dick? |
| what'd they threaten them with. BB ghuns?!?! |
| im about to go crazyyyyyyyyy with this gold play! |
| Well. I called perfectly but didn't play it perfectly. Oh well. Futes on the upper end of a downward channel. Let's see if that holds or not |
| So basically a forever war with Iran? |
| 🤡 |
| I think you we're looking for the words global embarrassment |
| Only thing they're denying is ships going through the Strait |
| Would have been nuked today! This very day |
| i just made a sentient wendy's dumpster with AI! |
| no go big or go home??\n\n |
| $70k to $1M challenge |
| PB GUNS LMAO |
| does anybody know what's going on?!? |
| Sounds like hes talking about Israel. Terrorists with nukes |
| Best I can do is three fiddy |
| because its the end of the month. and all the rebalancing is happening |
| Nvidia got 170 or lower potential tomorrow? |
| Seriously tho what do I do |
| you're a FRESH person 😎 |
| Did we get the weekly affirmation that the ~~FSD~~ end of the war is gonna happen ~~never~~ soon? |
| Hit Nike the belt and then the shovel |
| Imagine WSJ reverse the reporting lol \n\nAll cash no skin in the game |
| it makes no sense, it is also a stance he and others communicated word by word several times during the last weeks\n\ne.g here:\n\n> Iranian president says recognizing Iran’s ‘legitimate rights,’ firm guarantees ‘only way to end war’\nMasoud Pezeshkian says he spoke to Russian, Pakistani leaders\nSerdar Dincel | 11.03.2026 - Update : 11.03.2026 \n\nhttps://www.aa.com.tr/en/asia-pacific/iranian-president-says-recognizing-iran-s-legitimate-rights-firm-guarantees-only-way-to-end-war-/3860478 |
| let me see the present |
| Is it possible Iran is denying talks at an attempt to keep oil prices high? They still want to keep negotiations on the table but collect more premium on selling oil. |
| Nike got dunked on |
| Because MM’s needed a headline to pump. It’s literally that simple. The house always wins. |
| Holy fuck no joke |
| DJT may be done with Iran but I'm not sure Iran is done with DJT |
| on the bright side you've got 20+ years of capital losses to apply to $3k income tax deductions |
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| yer a fresh person! |
| Told y'all to stop overthinking and just hold calls until Thursday noon. The Trump admin is bluffing a pullout rn. They can't *not* launch a ground invasion in Iran over the weekend. Pulling out would be surrendering the petrodollar. |
| think bigger |
| Iran doesn’t need to make a deal 🤣 |
| the market keeps buying the bullshit. bulls keep buying their own shit. bers keep eating shit. same as it ever was |
| You are a fresh person! |
| So who's drones are they? Why didn't you melt them? Crazy |
| The real reason why this pump happened today is bc you touch yourself and cry yourself to sleep bc no one loves you |
| Best I can do is 650. |
| ~~love~~ bulls always wins |
| And here comes brent crude futures…. |
| def sucked getting shreked after selling e-minis 2 days ago. my timing couldnt be worse lmao |
| Lmao appreciate it, I’m either getting fries in the bag or finding out they forgot my whole order. \n\nIV is stupid high so this is either a cute little lotto or a very fast lesson in risk management. You playing this too or just here to watch the grease fire? |
| Is this the plot of the Dune sequel? |
| LMAO |
| Tomorrow is either 660 or 640 |
 Iran’s president says decision to end war ‘must guarantee people’s security, interests’ Iran has faced US-Israeli attacks since last month - Anadolu Ajansı www.aa.com.tr |
| MANGO IS BORED OF IRAN. JUST GO LONG ON EQUITIES AGAIN LOL |
| Eff twenni TOO ✈️✈️👈👈 |
| yay good job |
| Reverse winning is still winning |
| Quiet everyone, he’s about to do something stupid. |
| So, there are troops over there or no….. |
| thing is... i switched from calls to put in the morning. then proceeded to go biggest green day in probably over a year. so. you're welcome |
| not regarded, just retarded |
| market gettin yippy |
| You know what let’s elect my local crackhead then |
| You'll soon crawl back to your cave, dumb bol |
| Shout out to that Nike poster from earlier I’m sure everything is looking good |
| Can you give me a heads up next time? |
| He is try to bait NATO into helping him. When NATO firing one shot then they're a part of this war.\n\nHopefully, NATO is not stupid like TACO and Netanyahu. |
| The guys with the charts all predicted this move today lol. Literally every tech trader I follow called this, though most expected it yesterday. |
| Yep tripling the money supply will do that |
| Gulf states in shambles. They may actually have to fight. |
| I hadn't, I've tripled my portfolio since the start of the war, and I was a bull before that |
| That shouldn't be a problem |
| Enough with the war shit already. Move on to “AI bubbles” and lose money that way with your poots |
| Book me in |
| Sam Altman once said “it’s surprisingly a lot easier to bend reality to your will than most people think.” I have a feeling those words will be eaten shortly. |
| but also they have until the 6th otherwise they're gettin btfo |
| Actually, i think the opposite. I know this seems like a meme, but we'll all see in like 1 day to 2.5 weeks.\n\nThough the result will be something I don't think anyone will understand. I'm positioned to benefit from it. |
| Are people walking barefoot 🦶 these days? Buy swoosh people. No matter what any moron tells you, it’s Phil knights - All American 🇺🇸 brand just like Apple, Starbucks & Nike are cornerstone of an American consumer |
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| Same stuff 🥭 . Stop stringing us along. Relief rally today, back to business tomorrow |
| They should call it selling indecent options |
| \>heel support \n\>runners |
| still better than most other brands |
| The markets had no idea this cheat code existed. You just got to say shit, even if it’s not true, and it’ll go up 🤣🤣\n#\n> 🥭: US will leave in about 2-3 weeks |
| Ok but you also have to give back all the money your earned |
| Don't forget regard. I want one too to be a gay regard. |
| F*** that it's good for you |
| They gotta fund their war somehow. That'd be hilarious -- imagine buying hundreds of millions in short dated options. Announcing "we're going to end the war". Markets jump - make billions. \n\nNew military budget, funded by the US. |
| Good job dude man |
| 🥭 has declared victory and leaving Iran in 10 days |
| Legit masters |
| It’s 1.5x average dawg, almost precisely. It’s elevated no need to dramatize |
| It occurred to me last night that the US has no move from here. If we just up and leave Iran is just going to enact a tool in yuan. I’d imagine China would also try to come play hero for the GCC countries. Our dominance in the ME and over oil is dead. \n\nIf we invade we probably get stuck in another 20 year war. Except this time we have no support. From anyone. \n\nOr we keep bombings going indefinitely and continue to destroy the infrastructure that supplies oil to the rest of the world and inevitably Iranian civilian infrastructure. \n\nI trust 🥭 will make the right decision. |
| lol @ the chodes sitting at their desk staring at charts all day and running algos when all u have to do is see if Trump feigns the war being over or not that day \n\nhere’s ur cheat sheet:\n\n🥭 says we are invading: market tanks, invest heavily for the rebound \n\n🥭 says ceasefire talks could be imminent: get ready for incredibly predictable regarded upswing because the market is made up of 5 year olds\n\ncongrats go buy a rari now |
| Warren Buffet over here with the incredible fiscal sense |
| Why mango keeps saying war is over when it's not at least for the next two weeks. We still got a week or two left |
| The market can stay irrational yadda yadda |
| I mean it’s been rumored and pretty obvious to anybody paying attention to IR leadership the last few weeks that there’s a schism between the IRGC and the rest of government. The IRGC are the ones with the guns and are running the show right now regardless though.\n\nAlso the speculation about why they won’t admit Mojtaba is dead and name a successor. If he were alive they’d at least have shown proof by now. They can’t agree on a successor but they can’t say that publicly. Thus cardboard Khameinei |
| 🌮 said he wants to quit. Iran said they want to talk???? But when you scratch deeper it basically is they still want their 15 point plan. So basically nothing happened |
| https://preview.redd.it/8l6w5avddgsg1.png?width=1032&format=png&auto=webp&s=033235ffd4b22a0cd1d696665bd6cb690fda2797 |
| Well this sub certainly isn't making me invest in RDDT. |
| They’re taking Nike behind the wood shed |
| Just did 30 minutes on a step machine. Shit sucks |
| Wonder how may Trump buds bought 0DTE calls on spy |
| Anyone have a few mil we gotta save em |
| The real reason why TACO go to war with Iran is because of P.daddy bought all the baby oil. Now TACO need to search for other oils from around the world. |
| chipping away at my 80k of carryover losses on my taxes LMAO im down to 75k now as of today assuming I don't lose more |
| Yeah maybe |
| I got a pair of NB trail runners pretty comfy for a minimalist shoe |
| won’t someone please think of the ballroom 😩 |
| Haha…..what are you thinking for tomorrow. I love a good inverse bet |
| MSFT and NVDA too |
| you had 5 straight red weeks…\n\nyou deserve today |
| Nike shoes fall apart waaay faster than any others I have, and they are 2x the price as an equivalent shoe from another brand. Aint buying those slop shoes again, and neither is anyone else. |
| Can for April fools just as a joke can I have all the money I've ever lost back I promise I'll give it back at the end of the day |
| found you on grindr bro |
| This isn't a discount bird warehouse? |
| How is this is not bearish? He talking about hitting and shit |
| They have said there’s been a deal on the table this entire time lol. And trump has said their points are non negotiable. Lmao the s&p’s performance isn’t indicative of what was said. Don’t make a correlation buddy. Zoom out |
| “Know when to exit” - brother, hindsight 20/20. 0dte is always a pure gamble unless you’re an insider, and even still it has its risks. |
| 2 - 3 long weeks |
| All this talk about Hormuz strait, I wonder how the Hormuz gay feel |
| Some good copium ya got there |
| As long as that's all consensual |
| Ideas to balance the federal budget: Next President sells the right to swing a sledgehammer at the WH ballroom for $1000 each. |
| Uhmmm hello, they are scheduled to bomb US tech sites in middle east on April 1 which is tomorrow. Or maybe are they participating April fools? No? |
| Someone please keep his mouth going |
| why i got -25 karma on my last post |
| Iran threatened cyber warfare on these companies. |
| I still think we go down Thursday. Nobody likes holding three days. |
| 😂👏😂👏 |
| I saw a Costco vs Hoka video recently on rose anvils channel. Costco defenitely works for the shorter term but their foam will not last as long. Still worth the price tag. |
| I’m 37 selling 0DTEs |
| Lost a good chunk of my portfolio as a bear, but my options last within the next months so I'm not concerned, I know this is just a fake pump |
| I'll take a little relief before the Friday blood bath |
| Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water |
| Someone please shut his mouth |
| MANGO: “ALL I HAVE TO DO IS LEAVE IRAN AND OIL PRICES WILL COME TUMBLING DOWN, AND WE’LL BE DOING THAT VERY SOON” |
| Bers still writing multi-paragraph essays on why to buy poots smh lmfaoooo |
| But you have to pay membership to buy shoes... |
| Bers get their dicks sucked;\n\nBols get their shit fucked.\n\n |
| Rip roe jogan |
| 2 weeks boys. As usual |
| We’re so back, I mean down like -30% ytd but so back baby |
| i am on the opposite side of you, good luck sir! |
| They're desperate for good news, yes. |
| Today may have come for my ass but there is no crying in casino |
| They actually beat expectations but this market is bullshit |
| That’s like asking their populace to give up interest bearing debt |
| Just two more weeks left 😉😜 |
| I don't like the guy but he is so fucking funny |
| Paper trade |
| There will be some sell off tomorrow but that’s not unusual at all |
| President Trump just answered a reporter's question a min ago (about $4 gas prices) with this:\n\n>**"All I have to do is leave Iran, and we'll be very leaving soon...and if France or some other country wants to get oil or gas, go to Strait of Hormuz..."**\n\nEDIT:\n\n1. I think he also said in 2-3 weeks but I didn't catch that because I was typing this..\n2. He just said "Iran doesn't have to make a deal for us to end our operation...in a fairly short time, we'll be finished..." |
| thx |
| MANGO: ITS YOUR PROBLEM NOW, WE ARE OUT SOON! |
| Not how it works but okay |
| I forgot nobody in this sub can read thats actually my bad |
| Jamie Dimon: Hey you guys can make up some fake peace deal headline, got this collar thing...\n\nWSJ: Say no more...Aye Aye Sir 🫡 |
| War’s done. It’s over. |
| Has anyone asked how Hormuz Strait feels about all this? Feel like we hear a lot from Iran, US, and Israel but nothing for Hormuz Strait, poor guy. |
| They need to do something with their Hormuz toll revenue. /s |
| Hell yeah. Honestly this is my highest conviction play. Purely because they are structurally set up to succeed. Doesn't matter what happened in the past, what matters is what they're doing now. |
| I read that shit |
| That was a sign of the Russian war wonder what this one signifies |
| Today's rally was stupid. That is all i have to say |
| Sorry, too much writing\n\n🫵👉🍟🛍️ |
| the only thing worse then just invading is the US just fucking off and leaving. goodbye american hegemony |
| I have one ongoing already with nvda, but fair point |
| It is not dropping at all in the ah |
| #Nike shoes are the same quality as Costco shoes. You are just paying a $80 premium for a logo LMAO🤌 |
| 🤷♂️ |
| OP you ok? :d\n\n\nYou should still be able to afford a single pair... |
| so normal people |
| i’m just pooping around |
| Wait, some of you have a whole room for your balls?? |
| Bro it was the most massive war ever fought on the planet. Involving dozens of countries and hundreds of thousands of deaths. People were literally afraid of nuclear bombs falling on them in the suburbs. It was the most tumultuous time in modern history. And look what happened. Equities DOUBLED \n\n“Wasn’t really impacted” are you really this retarded? I mean my god read your history. How old are you? 12? Don’t you learn this shit in highschool |
| Truth. I've had the bottle up there since Nam and am completely fine. |
| It's like watching my parents trying to make peace after a fight, I've seen this movie too many times. Just skip forward and get straight to the fucking why don't you |
| unless by design they will use the processing power to build 1- a mesh for edge compute power that you pay for through your eletricity and hardware lifespan. 2 its first filter to get higher quality data for infrastructure, smart cities or whatever they can monetise xD, dat from you or from your surroundings (camera, microfone, Radio waves) ...just an idea |
| remindme! 5/15/26 |
| He doesn't give AF about gaz |
| Take only one to 🌮 |
| [Bers....no really](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/1s8uech/abused_zoo_bear_still_circles_in_imaginary_cage/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| Manngo said he would rather states help each other than FEMA |
| Biofreeze should be applied no less than 1 hour before masturbation |
| never |
| **Conspiracy time**: Iran is getting paid by insiders to announce that they have the "will the end the war" |
| What if Iran took part in market manipulation after seing mangolito do it repeatedly? |
| It's in the cloud, they gonna hit the cloud? |
| Run your car on your tears |
| " a little detour" back to 500 |
| People are piling on the oil but late to the party but I think the wind mills and solar are overlooked I just yoloed into orsted and mwh(solv) hopefully that is the next party |
| Little detour 🤣 |
| Staying cash and just long energy via XLE. It’s obvious the White House press conferences have zero link to reality and rumors of panic behind the scenes of the G20 are getting more numerous. |
| It's spelled Guh |
| lmaof bulls see 4 sentences and call it an essay\n\nbears just got a better story rn, being blind to it is a choice |
| Iran has threated to kill Joe Rogan. rip in advance |
| Glad my calls are for 4/17 otherwise I’d be a lot more concerned\n\nHowever I might only need to wait a couple more days before selling for a solid gain lol\n |
| I do some calls :). Thank you very much |
| About to be 32 in 2 weeks and I’m still buying 0DTEs. I’m a degen |
| Why are they gonna strike Maine? |
| $122 billion round. The world is brimming with excess capital |
| Nike went woke now broke haha |
| all of that to say there was never a deal or agreement and nothing actually happened materially with chyna lmao |
| Is this “necessary will” in the room with us right now? |
| Cause the US wasn't really impacted during WW2. American manufacturing massively benefitted in fact. |
| Omg ya gas prices are great don't worry lmao i feel so safe just leave and they will come down 👇 |
| id definitely cough up more for a longer dated option next time, theres gonna be a correction off a 3% day in the midst of a war but its not necessarily coming tomorrow |
| How many of Facebook‘s \~1 billion users were giving them money when they IPO’d?\n\nOr how about Google, how much have you ever paid for Gmail or maps? |
| So the s and p did almost 2x the average volume bc you think those are old words? |
| Closed my SPY calls I grabbed before close yesterday at open for a clean 100% and felt like a genius for about an hour. Then watched them go to +500% without me. Cool cool cool.\n\nOn the bright side, I made money (rare), stopped perma-bearing for once (character development), and only mildly hate myself (self-growth). 📈 |
| Happy cake day nerd |
| New Balance is rapidly gaining market share against industry leader Nike, with reports indicating a 180% sales growth since 2020 and a 19% increase in 2025, largely driven by popularity in the "dad shoe" lifestyle segment\n\n_AI compuder |
| Any reason for that bet? |
| Same, with an extra step. I rode a few puts from .69 to over 1 several times until I sold at.the top and instead of calling it a day I bought a lot more the next time it hit .65. Went up like before, but then the squeeze happened and I kept buying more as it dropped. All rookie mistakes I've made a million times before, but here we are |
| Nothing is stopping yall from taking advantage of homeless people. Your house or yard is dirty literally just seduce him either some drugs or alcohol and your jobs can be done for pennies on the dollar |
| ok my covered calls are safe |
| Probably going to do some light trading tomorrow, absolutely no idea which way it would swing\n\nBetting on gold going to 500 in a couple of months though |
| Noooooooo |
| Fun fact. The stock market doubled during WW2. This ain’t even close to WW3 bro. So maybe we wont quite double then? |
| > Nobody hates you bro\n\nBe real, I can feel you seething from here.\n\n> we just all think you're a retard\n\nBro identifies as multiple people, that's hilarious. Nah son, you aint a 'we' you're an 'it.'\n\n> as is evident from your brain dead takes in this thread.\n\nOh look, it's confirming what I already told it, that it's entire idea of "smart" or "retarded" is based on whether or not someone agrees with it.\n\nIt isn't beating the allegations, LOL. |
| Imagine talking shit about the best Federal Reserve Chairman in 4 lifetimes. |
| me when the edible hits |
| NKE, meet Jason Luv |
| The Iranian president has no power. There was always a deal on the table, but it's not agreeable. This isn't news and I'm tired of these sucker rallies. |
| Your puts were heavy today looking at all this comments you are making. Get over and buy calls |
| You'll be doing dishes again soon.. at Wendy's. |
| Ain’t nobody reading that shit |
| NKE CFO still blaming tariffs lmao\n\nbro we moved onto AI fears and war in 2026\n\nyou’re slow af |
| Haha another one who thought the world was ending on sunday and now is hedging the first bounce. Going higher short term |
| His magnum opus. |