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| Love me some coco |
| smh. All the work for a false flag and they couldn't even make the market green. |
| Would be hilarious if that 10% war drop was just a correction and shit actually tanks because shit sucks. \n\nSo calls it is |
| Girl it’s time to switch, you already had a great March, come over to the bull/breeder side and let’s all get rich through Summer |
| Latest Ghalibaf tweet confirms Iran is COOKED\n\nTheir economy runs strictly on oil revenue, and they can’t fund their terrorist behavior without that oil revenue. They had leverage at some point, but it’s gone now because they got too cute and thought they could get more. Now they will have to give up everything just to survive \n\nTLDR: blockade of the blockade is working |
| Traffic staying flat while ARPU doubles is basically the dream scenario for any platform - means they figured out how to squeeze more money from same user base without losing people |
| So who's the supreme general commander of Iran this week |
| Why wouldn’t it? Best performing asset class in last 10 years. |
| AVGO calls |
| If you block them they win though |
| Lmao |
| Cow 🐮 gang |
| How is it make-believe when it works to send value anywhere in the world with an internet connection? |
| Bet it will hit 85K first |
| I should have specified. I was talking about gdp. Still wild not matter how you break it down |
| LMT is stuck in negative gamma with a $560 max pain, leaving spot $46 under the pin. The $470 put wall is the only real floor while call resistance stacks to $590. You're betting on a move outside the 3% expected range or you lose theta.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/l7v3fr3h2mxg1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=71a2e993e8dac4b8fefc2a747797330ef4a369e1 |
| there is no cure for whatever you have |
| I wish it was the Margot scene |
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| Bears make sense bulls make money |
| Oh we’re fucking blasting off aren’t we HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. FULL PORTING SOXL WEEKLY BABYYYYYY |
| Spx -2% tomorrow |
| Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| This one SPY 540p for tomorrow is about to create generational wealth. \n\nSorry, not sorry bulls. |
| !p vm analyze the option chain of LMT for me |
| WHO IS READY FOR NEW ATH??? |
| Not everyone can afford to be a full member in the Berkshire Hathaway club |
| 100%. Started as a C/C++ dev and got a bit into AI and expert systems in the 90s and then bailed. What we have now is the real deal as far as productivity goes. Claude is amazing to use, it's only getting better every other day, and eventually we're all fucked. |
| United States Oil Fund, LP -> `132.615` (0.215 / 0.162%) |
| BTC YTD high incoming? |
| hey so if you put \n\n`reddit.com##shreddit-comment:has(div:has-text(/Blocked User/i))`\n\ninto ublock origin, the blocked comments will be completely hidden, instead of being collapsed as "blocked user"\n\nposting this for no particular reason |
| We have a cleaning lady who comes every two weeks for $180 per visit. She speaks broken English and insists on being paid in cash (for reasons I choose not to dig into). Definitely cheaper and better than a robot, although she doesn't fold laundry.\n\nI would buy a cleaning/folding robot for the novelty value and because I like tech and am relatively well off. The vast majority of people couldn't justify $20K for a robot even if it were useful. |
| consistency is key and I'm consistently terrible at this |
| btc more tangible than USD |
| Go buy poots plz |
| Big green forever now |
| … is this real? |
| KKR is stuck below the $105 max pain with negative gamma, meaning market makers will fight to keep it range-bound until Friday. The skew is slightly bearish, pricing in a higher probability of a drop to the $96 support than a squeeze above $107.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/byqyrfq72mxg1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=62ea9003db1b0f5c740cf146c2401edd7787fdab |
| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| Still kinda lame |
| !p vm analyze the option chain of KKR for me |
| can a make-believe currency be oversold? |
| Have all bers become full on bols? Is that what actually happened |
| YOLO $10K on SPY 1dte calls on Wed before market close. Wendys or Valhalla |
| LMAOOO IMAGINE FADING THE V ,,, COULDNT BE ME HAHAHAH |
| SPY just hit 900 on www.barelysolid.com |
| And if they were -2%, I would load up calls on my calls too |
| When I do my weekly DCA into “real” investments like VTI / VXUS I do a flat amount of $$$ which never lines up with a round number of shares |
| probably find those bers in smallwsb |
| This day will be the first scene in the big short 2. |
| Sorry son. No college money for you. Dad tried shorting the market since COVID. This times different though, trust me bro. |
| ~~coward~~ cash gang 😎 |
| If 🌽 breaks $79k resistance, it will head to $86k this week |
| no flair take |
| WE ARE IN A TITANIC. RUN FOR YOUR LIFEBOATS |
| it's gonna be green sillly ber |
| This is my hypothesis... May see some red (especially overnight/Asia markets) to clear liquidity. Or like last Thursday when we hit liquidity levels during NY session. |
| BUT HYPER LIQUid!!! 🤡🤡🫵 |
| Green by 7:45pm |
| Sup. HON options data is dead on arrival; market's closed for the weekend, and my tools are blind without a ticker or specific expiration to anchor them. Check back when the bell rings, unless you want me to analyze a ghost. |
| Definitely sounds drunk |
| Pretty sure that how Robinhood got so many users |
| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| Probably green by open idk how |
| !p vm analyze the option chain of HON for me |
| POET calls? Looks primes for take off, not a short expert but i hear the chatter. Also MRLN has been mentioned 9 times today haha. |
| ngmi |
| Yeah I’ve met people who do this. I don’t understand it but I’ve met them |
| Finally I can sleep well knowing spy will be red tomorrow |
| week\* |
| This is not "open", dumbass. It's not even pre market open. |
| Intel is going to $300/sh |
| I've already finished |
| I pray I wake up tomorrow and ASTS decides I can get out of my calls, please MMs just one time |
| Ur poor |
| literally no fucking correlation |
| Hell yeah bet she can cook and put away a plate. She deserves Texas Roadhouse, not Rally's. 😉 |
| Buy puts let me know how it works out |
| I think my point is that we are the only ones allowed to cry at the moment. |
| ty bro may the stock market gods print you lots of $ |
| do people actually buy fraction shares? like the price of one share is too much ?? |
| Are we talking about WTI at 96 or are you looking at something else? |
| Amazon 280c may 15th\n\nLFG |
| Everything is doom and gloom. Mass layoffs, a huge energy crisis tsunami is on the way, the social disorder in America, with leaders almost assassinated last night, tornados ripping across the heartland, the Gay of Whoremez closed.\n\nCalls it is, we’re going to 725 by the end of the month. |
| You’re so annoying lmao |
| Nothing Burger |
| It’s all over. We’re done for. SAVE YOURSELVES! |
| long oversold |
| Regarded because it’s going up? |
| Pornhub |
| Just big text? No images, no videos... Nah |
| \n\nTake April chart and flip it 360. Its over\n\nHit the atms before the bankruns happen. |
| Yes sir |
| Hi, my name is Dan. |
| Why fuck is bitcoin going uppy |
| As a bear… yup |
| Let’s go $100+ Nana |
| Corn 80k let's go |
| Downwards.. |
| this is earnings week, market's obv gonna be green up to earnings |
| Saylor waited for futes to open to buy 🌽😂😂 |
| jesus it's touchy in here today. how many of you bull - bear people are bots anyway? |
| seriously, I raised myself and that was plenty. |
| Oil nearly back to 110 but nobody cares\n\n🤡 world |
| Cool buddy |
| That's why I asked |
| Sez u |
| no crying in the casino bud |
| Intel to 120. |
| I concur. I had a very similar experiance. |
| Xvideos |
| maybe i was talking about myself, lol\n\nI'm all about the vibe life. |
| Please edit this so it makes more sense. Maybe throw in a few commas, fuck |
| Knee jerk, automatic inverse to oil. |
| of course not\n\nbtc telling the story |
| Isn’t that the whole game lately |
| same old weekend story. futes open -0.2% and close +2% |
| LMAOOO BROKE ASSS LOSERRRRR |
| LMAOOO BROKE ASSS LOSERRRRR |
| Yeah but a box of Hot Pockets were a 1.50 and that was reg price not sale. Walmart is selling a single Hot Pocket for 2 bucks. This economy suuucks ass loo |
| They need to regulate and break these things up just like in the antitrust days |
| I am now -.3% ytd. AMA |
| Here comes the V! |
| i've made a lot of my life decisions based off of vibes, i turn 38 this summer and have an amazing life aside from the part where my body is betraying me |
| I'm sure less than 1% of you here are even able to trade SPX options/futures right now, much less comment on them at this point on a Sunday evening.\n\nGo out touch some grass, worry about your 7 SPY contracts 14 hours from now, and in the meantime let us SPX traders with $100k+ Interactive Brokers accounts scream about sub-0.5% movements, |
| I made $4k Fri. \n\n100p Delta too low, theata will eat you. Go for a .50 or higher if you want profit |
| The AI/data center bubble will pop, then we will get a robotics/space bubble then it'll pop then we will get quantum/encryption bubble\n\nThat should take us through 2035 or so. |
| I think you gotta go long this week |
| Futes down\n\nSpy -2% tomorrow |
| Where? WSB just have fat people |
| i dont want to go to moon, just give me a little green hill |
| Red Monday into 4 straight days of red. Save this comment. |
| have you even said thank you |
| r/pornfree |
| The casino is open 24 hours |
| I wrote last week: "Puts only print in the overnight market"\n\nFYI, on robin hood you can buy/sell XSP from like 8:15pm to 9:25am. So buy those and sell them in the overnight market. |
| 🥜🍆💦🥽 |
| I think we may never see another green day this year. Sell everything |
| Porn is for loosers |
| -0.25% is blood red? |
| 🥜 |
| Pornhub or redtube? |
| Stupid bers. Green before morning. Bet on it. |
| Could be a correction before these mega earnings or a run up to the earnings |
| With other peoples money while you collect fees from them |
| Waste my time here and on RH just to see a +/- .5% day |
| They haven't been delisted yet? |
| 👋 |
| 2nd half of the week less risky more likely to be green first half is riskier |
| Nah that don't math lol |
| Green by open this is bullish |
| Nobody knows anything but the confidence is inspiring |
| God damn are we really opening red? Does anyone believe it? |
| Red monday into 4 days of pure green candles |
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| Where is the 7% drop? |
| 🌽 regard strength |
| This guy has 2k for some good deep dick whose in |
| Obviously green (I'm full on leveraged on SOXL btw) |
| Burry’s nvda short is about to be the big short part 2.\n\nBulls start lining up at the food banks. It’s going to 0. |
| Said every Sunday |
| I don’t particularly enjoy lighting a menorah in my mother’s kitchen on Christmas Eve. Especially considering how she raised us so evangelical that I could pull my ears off my own head if I ever have to hear another bible story. However I feel that it’s important I show up and assert dominance considering I’m 2.5 years out of college and make quadruple her salary. |
| Same exact boat as you. Keep me posted. |
| lmao nope |
| \nBers constantly wish for the AI bubble to pop and it when it eventually happens quantum might be coming around 😂 \n> **Goldman, JPMorgan Show Wall Street's Split in Quantum Computing Race**\n>\n> (Bloomberg) -- As a breakthrough proves elusive in the quest to deploy the nascent technology and boost earnings, global finance is divided on how to proceed.\n> \n> Although the technology doesn’t have much to show at the moment, it is quite apparent that Wall Street and its peers across the world are gearing up for what they now realize will be years of toil before they can hit pay dirt. Goldman may have pared back its efforts but it may eventually take an even bigger swing at it again after all. A representative for the bank declined to comment. |
| I just know someone here made a life decision based on vibes alone |
| I'm the biggest bull, have kids from coast to coast ... but this sugar high is pushing it. Even if everything was perfect, people are going to take profits. Be smart, wear a rubber friends.\n\nThis has been a Me-Regarded market quick tip of the day, but only the tip |
| Thanks. Scroll down and you would see it started from 33k. And the 33k came from two 0% interest balance transfer cards. |
| Holy shit futures pumping |
| Really need to make at least 2-10k tomorrow. Have 1-2k to deploy what would be the go for weekly calls or puts someone look into there magic fucking ball or give me good dd |
| Gonna buy 100p and 150p in the am. Earnings gonna send this bitch down |
| Yeah fair point but look at what the Tesla valuation did for the likes of RVIN, they IPO’d at $75b without ever having done anything. The pump will be real for space stocks and especially those who can deliver. |
| It's a liquidity line without having to offload treasuries or other securities |
| I agree. The Fed will at least point out the energy crisis for sure. |
| LOL bers don't understand how much smarter Saylor is than they are. |
| I need to know too please help another regard we are a brotherhood |
| True, all is left is that garbage crypto on weekends, they need to do 24/7 trading because these fake coins got boring in like 2021 already. |
| #FUCC BURRY CUH |
| Futes blood red. Bers are eating tomorrow |
| It'll be green in the AM looool |
| Listen guys the MJ movie is not going to pump AMC, everyone knew it would happen this is a sell the news event I’m shorting AMC stock so hard |
| HD options show a **Max Pain** at $345.00 for the nearest expiration (May 16, 2026).\n\n* **GEX Profile**: Significant negative Gamma exposure between $340 and $350, acting as a magnet for price action. Market makers are short gamma here, likely fighting to keep price within this range.\n* **OI Walls**: A heavy Put wall sits at $335, while Call interest spikes at $350. This defines the immediate trading channel.\n* **IV Skew**: Puts are slightly more expensive than Calls, indicating modest hedging demand against a downside break of the $335 support.\n* **Liquidity**: Tight bid-ask spreads in the ATM straddle suggest efficient pricing; no obvious arbitrage unless you have alpha on volume flow.\n\nThe market is pricing in a quiet week for HD. Break $335 puts open, but don't expect a squeeze above $350 without new catalysts. |
| Open the casinos my puts are finally going to hit |
| Michael j. burry joined the chat |
| Priced in |
| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| !p vm analyze the option chain of HD for me |
| Are CAR puts gonna continue to print tomorrow? |
| I'm an idiot all I see is he bought low and sold high..... I wish I understood the market better |
| HCA is sitting at $433.50 with massive negative gamma of -359M, meaning dealers are short gamma and price swings will likely accelerate against the spot. The Max Pain is stuck way up at $490, while the market is pricing in a 5.8% expected move down to $408 or up to $458.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/q0r5lg1f0mxg1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=7678992c22f3920cc775308aff8259e15d4533a8 |
| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| That’s fair |
| If I don’t see green at 8 I’m gonna be mighty upset |
| !p vm analyze the option chain of HCA for me |
| Green because money printer goes BRRRRR 📈📈🖨️🖨️📈🐂🐂 |
| All this confirms for me is my thesis there are thousands of other retards same as you on HOOD doing this. Calls on HOOD for ER |
| Uncle Frank? |
| I cannot even tell if there is any actual ber left here. All I see is bols thrashing bers day in and day out |
| It's been red every Sunday night past two weeks and pumps by morning |
| SELL |
| I am shorting AMC |
| Can we do it three weekend in a row?!?!? |
| I hope crazy, evil old antichrist tweets something to help me. |
| self suk intensifies |
| Quit biting his dick and being a hater for now reason. He's the opposite of a narcissist. And what have you even done to help humanity progress? If you were as famous and as scrutinized as Elon, I guarantee Elon laps you in terms of overall being a good human. |
| what are dollar swaps and what do they mean?\n\n |
| green by open silly ber |
| Btc shrek pump. |
| Lol is that even a question |
| True |
| Spy is red finally |
| I will not |
| Why would that be great? It brakes the streak! |
| Semiconductor stocks green or red tomorrow? |
| Your gf liked all those traits tho |
| Deal 🙂 |
| Bol Sak bol fak |
| Why should market care about 🥭 ? |
| NOWS your last chance to buy HIGH and sell LOW!!\n\nRegards, calls now!!!!\n |
| Hands? |
| We lived through the worst this isnt the worse why arent we bullish |
| This is armageddon level of panic you should be feeling. Sell before the first circuits get hit and you lose even more. |
| Its over. We are red. We will never see another green day again |
| Buy the futes dip. Don’t wait for market open |
| All I see is cat ears in second half |
| the bers are still gonna get hyped up about red premarket futures lol |
| Futes down -0.3% = Green by open because we Eurotards buy every dip |
| Lord Homelander if we’re down more than 1% tomorrow I swear I’ll stop jacking off to starlight porn |
| There’s some top contributors in the /RKLB sub that are very unhappy with me rn 🤪 |
| -0.3%?\n\nIt's fucking over. Panic sell everything. SPY 250 eow |
| My puts expire 2 weeks not poor yet |
| Was never a fan of Bul. Too cocky. Small hands too |
| The last shape is inacurrate, mine is only straight line down. |
| Holy crap. Guys! 2 guys on futures are trading with each other an its slightly down. Im sure at open tomorrow when millions of shares are being traded it will be the same. Go touch grass regards. |
| Calls |
| That’s just one method. There are others, but it really depends on OP’s situation which we don’t know. Not hard to figure this out via GPT. |
| looks like another big green by open to fuk da bers |
| Just ignore the gulf countries asking for dollar swaps. |
| it doesn't matter, the gap ups happen during intraday |
| Not holding Reddit, but if touch the stock i will crash at least 90%, same for space stocks |
| Hey Bols, let's make a deal. Market Red at open so I can sell my puts for profit in the morning and then it pumps to new all-time highs after that. How does that sound? |
| # Markets don’t care about mango rn it’s tech earnings season LMAO |
| Green at close nikka |
| Finally some true crayon DD |
| this smells like a circuit breaker. Panic the fuck out before open if you can trade before the bell |
| that's... sub-optimal |
| HOW COULD GEORGE WASHINGTON DO THIS TO US??? |
| Only sell when you run out of cash and have an opportunity that you think is better than the worst thing you have. The worst thing you are holding is likely going to beat cash given enough time. |
| Bols never get a weekend gap up anymore 😞 |
| So the stock is going up and down while the traffic goes up. This is a schizopost |
| Going to nibble on spy at the 640 ish mark |
| BIG BLACK MONDAY 12 inches |
| Omg....we are ❤️🩸❓❤️💋❣️💯📛🍎☎️📞🤬🚗🚘🚨🍎🍓 |
| Are you a midget? |
| Ive seen this play before, green by open |
| THE MARKET IS PRICING IN WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THE WORST CASE SCENARIO, I PROMISE YOU ALL IF NUKES DROPPED THE SPOOZ WOULD PROB GO TO 8,000. \n\nNo bullshit this is really wild whats going on. |
| I’ll probably start with the robot, then throw in the worm a bit if I’m feeling frisky |
| THE END IS NIGH, SELL EVERYTHING |
| Username checks out |
| Qqq futures are at -0.30% right now which is a big discount compared to the normal +1.5% daily finish 🙄 |
| Futures only down 0.3 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 |
| There is no AI bubble. It’s real and permanent. \n\nI’ve got 30 years as a hack/hobby programmer with very real knowledge and capability limits. \n\nI’ve done a ton of development for personal projects. Built my own client management portal for my business that both is my own practice management software and a client portal to send me new work and keep tabs on existing work. \n\nBeen incrementally working on it for years. New features new capabilities.\n\nThrew the project to Claude code and said look at what I’ve done, but do it better with more modern design elements.\n\nInstead of hundreds and hundreds of hours of coding over the course of years, Claude is done in hours (and a lot of my babysitting and re-prompting)\n\nEvery junior dev job is practically dead. \n\nNow I’m going to create an app for my system and spin up new project that I’ve had ideas about but never the time to kick them off. \n\nAI might publish shit news articles or get a logic puzzle wrong from time to time. But real world AI applications are going to boom. \n\nEngineers? “Build me a water treatment plant that fits on this footprint and needs egg shaped digesters.”\n\nArchitect? “Design me an elementary school for 500 kids with room to grow to 1000. “\n\nLawyer? “Write me a draft brief on this topic to work from.”\n\nEvery chat bot for “live customer service”….\n\nEtc…\n\nThe AI “bubble” ain’t going anywhere. Your job might though. |
| WE ALWAYS V, DONT BE STUPOD |
| Calls at open retards. |
| Oh shit prices not seen since 10 am Friday were cooked |
| LMAOOOO ANOTHER BROKE BOI BITES THE DUST |
| Defense contracts & new leadership |
| She just got lucky once with TSLA in one of the most historical bull runs |
| Wow |
| Glad you commented, queer representation is important |
| 🥭 in 50 minutes: I thought the market would be down 30% by now! |
| I use Robinhood since it’s free and I’m\nToo cheap to pay for futures stream of TradingView |
| HAHAHAH BRING ON THE V!!!\n\nV AS IN VAGINA PUMPING TIME!!!! BULL HORNS GO INSIDE 😛 |
| This week the market will feel the high oil prices and stocks will crash. |
| MY INVESTMENTS, I'M RUINED |
| I saw a Bloomberg financial lady on hinge and liked her. It was her on TV, rolling her eyes with the caption "buy the dip."\n\nY'all are being laughed and mocked by Bloomberg!\n\n |
| FAOSJFALSDDJFLASJDFLAJSDLDFJ LAJLFASDJ LMAOOO\n\nJUST ANTICIPATING ALL THE BEAR TEARS ON MONDAY AFTER WE UP 2% |
| #Shrek up! |
| HAAHHAHAH IMAGINE BEING A BROKE ASS BEAR!! |
| Maybe more people are noticing the CEO of this place and his role in the ADL (and likely the SPLC).\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/s79r2thgzlxg1.png?width=543&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b9c1728223e17c43ec598724dc027a45b8f2a9c\n\n |
| So painfully obvious this is gonna be up 3% by Tuesday |
| Great. 🥭 On 60minutes in 50m |
| So it’s bound to rebound ? What are the margins/visitor ? |
| Extreme fear is not profound enough for what bulls should be feeling rn.\n\nOil can’t be contained its so over for the greatest bull run of the decade. |
| ATH tomorrow |
| Bol tarp by open |
| Yeah I think once of a lifetime opportunity. I bought 1 on Friday. Will scale in when I see it breakdown |
| Genuinely think it might be a good time to just fucking full port into AMD. Shares or calls. Idk. Idgaf anymore. |
| Can you guys look at VIX before you say it’s going to crash I feel like I say this every Sunday |
| Fucc Iran |
| More like up syndrome amirite |
| If it is still green tomorrow, I will hang myself from a tomato tree |
| would be great if can we get one day this month without an unconfirmed Axios report or Pakistani anonymous official spewing some fake and heavily repeated news shortly before open |
| You're here so you are. |
| Sees headline “futures fall”\nChecks futures\n-.1%\nShits going green after trump pump tonight |
| Y’all know how this week gonna go right? 🐸🌳🧤🐢🐊🦖🌵🍏🥝🥒🫑🥦🪀 |
| Well... it's official: the first few minutes prove this week will go to the bers. Astrology doesn't lie. |
| I just remember far to well getting rekt by Amazon going long on them prior to earnings. Long term they'll come out on top but short term the market can get spooked by someone saying "capex" too much on the call. |
| bro crypto is the government's attempt to get you to care about math |
| Ig |
| GE is sitting at $284.60, bleeding short gamma with a massive -54M exposure. That negative GEX means dealers are likely selling into pumps and buying into dips to hedge, creating higher volatility inside the $271-$297 expected move. The max pain is pinned at $285, so expect the stock to get dragged there by expiration as the call wall at $300 sits untouched.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ygc6lwmczlxg1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6c6ebfb3631e79394323e883294763079578391 |
| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| !p vm analyze the option chain of GE for me |
| Just when everyone expects green it will be red tomorrow hahaha |
| Btc with the nice pump |
| I need CRWV to tank and Apple to skyrocket come one baby open the fucking casino |
| lmaooooo twitch streamers don't make shit these days, better money is in youtube. |
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| I'm aware of mega backdoor. I just expected something more because instead of typing out 2 words, he instead chose to type out a paragraph. |
| Both |
| In electricity: an automatic electrical safety switch designed to protect circuits from damage caused by overload or short circuits\n\nIts because selling can become self reinforcing and cause more selling due to algorithmic trading |
| -.3 futures means +1.3 by end of day tomorrow. It's just how it works now. |
| smh |
| Gas prices have been higher non-inflation adjusted...so much higher from 2008 to 2012. |
| Why is BTC so regarded? |
| I've done a lot of backtesting and I've come to the conclusion that lmao bul r fuk |
| Retard bears try to make everything bearish calls on their stupidity |
| I'm guessing bc stock action resembles electric current. Too much trips the breaker |
| Green or red tomorrow? |
| I’ve been using this app to copy other traders crypto leveraged bets, and i’m literally more profitable just copying people with high profit rates than i’ve ever been doing stocks/options.\n\nAnyway, where BTC go in the next 4 hours? |
| Red at night, bulls delight |
| The Gang Wrestles for World Peace |
| Where is everyone seeing the futures? Anywhere I look shows the friday value still. |
| Green by open? Lol |
| Green as hell if that happens war is bullish |
| Big brain |
| Ber orgy 🌈🐻 |
| correct. many retard bears in here salivating over the futures opening neutral\n\nthe absolute state of bears\n\nsad |
| Omg I can't believe how much futures are dumping. The markets are RUINED. |
| I don’t see how the best plan a caltech grad could come up with is walking through the checkpoint with a shotgun |
| and she's afraid you dont like her yuck |
| May the lord have mercy on my puts. |
| No more peace talk, assassination attempt on POTUS, let me guess, boots on the ground next? |
| Blood red |
| Wow, actual market crash it's all over panic sell now |
| I got INTC puts so I’m prolly finished tomorrow. Market will limit down and it will be up 8% |
| If they’re not -2%+ then it’s still Calls |
| If this earning results in 16% drop, I'm going to be a Twitch streamer to recoup. |
| Yes. Correct |
| Brent is at $108 the energy crisis is about to destroy the world economy. \n\nSo this means 1.2% tomorrow on fake ceasefire prospects \n\n |
| and I have no sympathy for married people who use their kids as an excuse to complain |
| THAT SHOOTING WAS A GOOD DISTRACTION FROM THE FACT THERE WAS **NO DEAL** STRUCK OVER THE WEEKEND.\n\nYOU CAN TELL BY PRICE ACTION NEAR THE CLOSE ON FRIDAY LUTNICK OR SOMEBODY KNEW, I'VE NEVER SEEN BIDS/ASKS GET SO FUCKY. |
| What's Figma? |
| Yes |
| Lol, so true… I have 4 young kids |
| Ber bout to b big fuk |
| whatever bro SPY hit new ATH Sunday at 4pm book it |
| buy the dip gapperoo to fill |
| I got a burner called torta_pounding, take that as you will \n\nIf she got a face card send it |
| Corn is heavy green makes me say we are going to be green on Monday |
| You serious, Clark? |
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| But I’m afraid I don’t have enough peepee to go deep into the torta. |
| And pump +30% at talks going well before open |
| Crystal ball |
| bad bot |
| Gas prices have never been higher, prices I've never even seen before \n\nBut as I understand it, this is just short term pain to get me ready for the long term pain\n\n😑 |
| Same thing |
| My heart wants to buy AMZN puts for earnings because they are affected by gas but my brain says no. |
| There’ll never be another green day ever again. Holy shit the fettuccini retracement on futes along with the scholastic index signaling major disaster. 🫗rip |
| bol r fuk |
| Im semi confident that his capex is priced in |
| i did on intel but i'm paper handed and sold it because idk, vibes |
| Limit Brown |
| down .3%... its fucking over |
| your peepee cares not where it gets stuck, only that it has its fill of the yuck |
| Buy the market 5% lower this week on shaking out of top chasers and ride the next leg higher. Not rocket science, no dd needed. |
| Why red 📈📉 |
| I took losses on Friday! |
| I wonder how they came up with the name "circuit breaker"? |
| stay broke ya bear |
| LMAOOO ANOTHER BROKE ASS BITCH BEAR SPOTTED!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAVE FUN STAYING POOR YOU LOSER |
| ☠️ |
| Futures went from -0.20% to -0.30% in 5 mins. According to the math, we might open at around -19% |
| Limit down |
| LMAOOO BROKIE BEAR SPOTTED |
| How tf is vix going down 😂 |
| Just look up “futa” |
| Calls |
| Typically I use my eyes |
| End of the bull run. Multiple circuit breakers tomorrow |
| She’s really sweet and communicative but she’s a torta.😭😭 should I go on a date with her or nah? |
| I am from the future. Axios will release a headline about JD will fly to Pakistan for discussions on Wednesday. \n\nThat will give 3 days of pump for markets and flat oil |
| You retard, HL was indicating that tomorrow opens green. This is basically green. Are you new here? |
| DeLorean\n\nJk. [Investing.com](http://Investing.com) |
| No offense but\n#Fuck you all |
| Did anyone buy AMD OR INTC PUTS FRIDAY? |
| I'm a Ber but I'm not celebrating just yet. We've seen this movie before |
| Considering negotiations have ended and Mango is a big fat moron, futures are bizarrely optimistic. |
| LMAOOO PSSY ASS BITCH. ITS DOWN LESS THAN 1% |
| like you obviously dont even know what it is if you for some reason "dont like" it whatever that even means lol |
| people are tired of his soap box shit |
| I’m surprised it even opened red, but I’m not really hopeful for my puts still. \n\nThere’s still no volume so that means this can easily be propped up without a ton of money. |
| bro down .3% is not basically green. I just lost 3 million using 250x leverage because u said 728 |
| 1% tomorrow |
| Then green by open 📈🐂 |
| Tiniest of dumps for futes. Bigly green by open |
| **HYPERLIQUIDTARDS** in shambles |
| literally anyone downvoting HL posts is a genuine retard lol |
| Still better than an entire new car that will eventually become old and will require new parts |
| I have gone to 5 guys once since 2020. The covis price hikes were unacceptable. |
| The IRS allows a tax free gift of up to $19,000 per person\n\nSo if 100 of you gift me $19k each, that's $1.9 million in my pocket 👏tax 👏free\n\nCome on, why wouldn't we do this?\n\nWho's first? |
| That’s it? That’s green by overnight let alone by open |
| LMAOOOO ANOTHER BROKE BEAR SPOTTED 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Advanced Money Destroyer puts gotta be it right? |
| This is a good sign for the bears if it starts down little then starts gaining momentum to the downside. Previously, it would gap down like 1% then gradually recover, which is bad for the bears. |
| Unless it's down 4% bears are just more entrance liquidity |
| https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures |
| Bulls have been having it too easy I hope they get fucked this week and my puts print |
| 😭 |
| They exist. They even have 80% returns on paper trades. |
| Surprised a 🥭 ass ass I nation attempt isn’t bullish |
| Believe it or not calls because he’s safe |
| FICO is sitting at $1,004.72 with max pain at $1,000. You’ve got negative gamma exposure of -110M, meaning dealers are short gamma and will likely fight to keep it pinned near that $1k wall. The expected move is a wild ±$141 (roughly 14%), giving you a range of $864 to $1,145 for the week.\n\nPuts are slightly more expensive than calls (79% vs 74% IV), showing some fear below current levels, but the main support wall sits at $900 with 208 OI. If we break that, you’re looking at liquidation territory.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1grt4jubylxg1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=04fdbcc2afce65e6bbabe17c41b9c7ccccd0d9c2 |
| straight of whore moos |
| Futes dumping 📉🐻 |
| Sunday is for a day of rest. |
| There just don’t make them like John Wilkes Booth anymore…….. |
| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| I want the market to crash |
| !p vm analyze the option chain of FICO for me |
| Don’t worry I have bought more and more every week for months… not stopping now |
| Nice open 🤡🤌 |
| 5guys is good if you LIKE spending like $15-25 for grease patties between grease slices topped with grease sandwiched by greasy bread, with double fried soggy-greasey frires on the side, and a greasey milkshake.\n\n5G fans PROTIP: bring you own tahini, peanut butter, a stick of butter, and seaseme oil. That way you can fix the few dry napkins that don't eat soaked in grease, dip fries into the tahini, bite the butter to cut through the grease between sandwich bites, and add the PB into your shake. |
| Muh hyperliquid |
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| Calls calls calls |
| Check symbols ES00 and ND00 |
| Futures flat, big 🟢 by open |
| Sooo what’s the move |
| Look how they massacred my ~~boy~~ futes. |
| ceasefire and hormuz reopening soon bro. papa kushner will guarantee it. just gotta pump SPY to $800 first |
| Post the hotline for the bols fr |
| What’s everyone use to see futures? |
| Future red means tomorrow we green |
| Straight ahead, mate |
| Green by open |
| bulls on the bargaining stage |
| HAVE YOU EVEN SAID THANK YOU TODAY |
| Right here. HL was an indicator that the market wasnt going to be opening red. This is basically green. |
| where to check futes |
| BREAKING: World is ending is back on the menu |
| Green by open |
| Try harder |
| love the momentum on futes ngl |
| I’m fine with this |
| Fractional shares! |
| 5-guys does a good wrap though |
| Same shit gets said every Sunday and then we rip to green and smash ATH. \n\nCalls. |
| After reviewing this thread, I'm gonna need to do a forensic analysis of all your devices. |
| Why does Mango need a room for his balls when Mike Johnson's mouth is right there? |
| mms pumping it to get better short entries |
| It’s phalling and phailing. |
| Bulls really thought. Nope, Chuck Testa. |
| Bigly yuge |
| It’s gonna turn green |
| Pikachu 1st edition red cheeks off eBay. Ungraded 7 could potentially be 5k in 5 years. |
| u guys have this weird random bias against hyperliquid you shuold prob google "what is a perp contract" to learn why you're retarded |
| Futures red, bulls r ded |
| EXACTLY |
| Oil will be down -4% inexplicably by 10:30AM and give way to a 2.4% pump like usual |
| Circuit breaker open and potential SPY delisting. Please don’t do something crazy bulls. \n\nSomeone out there still loves you. Not me, but someone for sure. |
| Bears, you've seen this story before. |
| That sub is retarded so don't ask me. |
| \-0.20 SP500, +2% oil \nboring |
| Oil could go to 100 tomorrow and spy would be -0.2% |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| futes red vix red just as god intended |
| I kept saying that yall are gonna learn the hard way to take profits. Should’ve done it Friday |
| What is this a dip for ants? |
| Pension funds existed back in those days.\n\nIt’s just straight up 401ks now which is a huge problem. |
| Where to look at futures |
| #CONCERNED FOR BULLS |
| SHOW YOURSELF u/YAKFUCKER |
| butt 80k this week inevitable |
| Downward |
| I'm hyper, but not so liquid. |
| will we finally see a red day that doesn't reverse to +1% by market open? most probably not |
| Lord give me the confidence of the oil market. |
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| OIL up, wake up Bessent to short it. |
| Ain’t gonna hold till morn till morn, ain’t gonna hold til moooorn, ain’t gonna hold, ain’t gonna hold, ain’t gonna hold till morn til mooooorrrrnnnnn |
| spectacular |
| Oh the opening red is just ADORABLE |
| you looking at the closing price from friday champ |
| War prolonged at a complete standstill and it's barely .2% down? Good god we're seeing a pump to 28K NDX aren't we |
| COF is trading at $191.39 with max pain at $192.50 and a positive gamma exposure of +52M, pinning price action between the $190 put wall and the $205 call wall. The expected move for this Friday expiration is ±$7.61, while the moderate bearish skew in the IV suggests downside protection is priced higher than upside calls.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/pjlhjszsxlxg1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=37d402df0355884218f52db2ac4fdc8bdfd4c3dd |
| it wasnt tho |
| Chill bro just check (platform) bro ive been using (ai platform) to (task) |
| lmaoooo bers getting excited about a -0.2% dump |
| Sears, Enron, GM and Lehman \n\nAll very different sure but there is always the possibility. If it were to fail I’d assume there would be a government bail out just like GM |
| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| !p vm analyze the option chain of COF for me |
| IT'S GOING VERTICAL |
| black Monday confirmed |
| I think I’m doing HOOD calls tomorrow |
| So, ChatGPT, since they scraped 4Chan and Stormfront for data? |
| Muh hyper liquid |
| **FUK** |
| I like pineapple on pizza 🍕 🍍 |
| fr like it’s a cc… you made ur money bro, just not as much as you could have. Be happy you got that like damn |
| Jesus fucking christ its a shade of red i’ve never seen before. |
| 😂🤡 |
| So its green? Can i sleep now? |
| if futures are red you buy right now simple as that |
| basically green |
| the problem with a binary up/down system is it cannot differentiate between why something is voted up or down |
| mega backdoor provided you meet the requirements |
| Gamora: I bet we were fun.\n\nQuill: Like you wouldn't believe.\n\n# 🥲😢🥺😫😭 |
| WHERES THE GUY TALKING ABOUT HYPERLIQUID AND SPY 718 |
| Five Guys is probably the lower tier of the burger places?\n\nI'd probably go with:\n\n>InNOut >> The Habit >>>> ShakeShack when they have deals > Five guys\n\nThe value proposition just ain't there for me. I'd honestly rather get like Carls Jr and save a few bucks than go to 5G cause if I wanted a bit better quality then I'd go to the other 3. |
| SNDK and HOOD calls right |
| Drill team? |
| bUt iTs uP 1% on HYPER lIqUiD 🤡 |
| you built like a 14 year old girl, you not doing nothing to no one lmaooo |
| precious metals down, oil up |
| Bols shocked. Bers rocked? |
| Feeling a black tuesday this week |
| Been a while since we’ve gone into pre market without Agent Orange drama… feels peaceful |
| Flat. Bears in shambles |
| HOLY FUCK |
| WHO FUK THIS WEEK |
| Definitely the week for a 10x. HOOD,META,SNDK |
| imagine an ai trained with the most evil and malicious dataset possible to create a super demon model. |
| Lmfaoooo bols |
| They named the dickrider supreme meal after you for sure pussyboi 😂🤡😭 |
| Saylor tries to manipulate the market before futes 😂 |
| HOLY SHIT BULLS DONT OPEN THE APP TOMORROW |
| yeah its puts\n\nsorry bols, but numbers cant just keep going up |
| Lmao can this go on forever |
| -1% on monday futues getting boring so we prob go from 0,01% go 1% |
| Just not ethereum. I'm fucking bagholding nothing. But it's still suprisingly heavy. |
| Open the fucking market you crazy bastards! |
| Futes open 3,2,1 |
| I feel like that was a trend in 2024 with a lot of these AI software type stocks… maybe I’ll look at a LEAP \n |
| Isn't Bag 7 companies against value investing? Trillion dollar companies.. |
| lmao i feel like such a badass downvoting people i disagree with |
| > **BREAKING**: Futures markets have decided not to open to spare bull life. |
| market telling us trump will say some real bullish shit on 60 minutes. crazy green monday |
| Omg 🌽 |
| get ready regards! |
| imagine downvoting this. get fucked you filthy bear |
| That corn shrek might have been Saylor Moon building his pyramid house of card even higher. |
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| Great products, neo seems like a home run. I think Tim not leaving with bad earning coming up |
| ❤️ |
| Get downvoted into oblivion bitch ass |
| Futes absolutely ripping |
| It's not too late to buy intel for a 2x return. |
| They recently had a small "win" with MSFT |
| Zero chance 😂 |
| LET THE BULL RUN CONTINUE |
| Lol reality says its bully |
| "Nasdaq removed every structural barrier between SpaceX and index inclusion. The 10% float? Gone. The three-month wait? Gone. The cap at 100 stocks? Suspended. It's almost as if the rules were written for one specific company." |
| Would it be most beneficial for MM’s if we dump everyone’s earnings calls right now. And then set the new level for where earnings could rise up to? |
| lol |
| 2 minutes until my life has meaning again |
| Man no one gives a shit about crypto anymore - big money cashed out for AI. |
| Here it comes!!!!!!! |
| Bull run over |
| You don’t go from 0 to 2m doing logical things like taking money out after big wins |
| I’ve seen at 20 different cyber trucks on the road this week. Are they on sale or something |
| Nvidia is 10% of everyones retirement.\n\nLiterally definition of too big to fail. They created a green monster. |
| corn up\n\nspy up\n\nbers fucked |
| You might have better luck with ORBX or MARS... Rather than her mumbo jumbo Space ETF. |
| ummmm\n\n\nyou know....\n\n\nhrmmmmm |
| Crypto is alive? |
| bears are fucked as fuck |
| Whoever downvoted this was probably born in 2005. |
| >!Futures are fake homie. Always were!< |
| real |
| Cannot go tits up. |
| I know this place that has ramen for $10 for lunch it’s the best ramen ever. Come through. I’ll buy. |
| 30 minutes before futures. Post the bull sui hotline mods |
| She's a 10 and her IRA is all in MSTR. |
| Crazy shrek dildo for corn just right now. |
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| What just happened to corn? |
| wrong lol |
| Holy shit, pre-market is bad.\n\n\n\nBulls, I really feel awful for you on this one. |
| teach me by giving me one then |
| Soooo you’re a gambling addict |
| So real you had to post it twice. Shut up how about that? |
| this makes me wanna look at msft puts tbh |
| Low fiber diets |
| you just now figuring this out? |
| Im sure he can do more, just doubt there’ll be much demand 😔 |
| Right on. Care to share why? I'm not very good at DD.. |
| Tell your BF to change his pad |
| Honest question. Why can’t the design system just be shared as part of a shared project or skill in Claude Design? What makes Figma special and sharing a design system? Sharing exists in enterprise AI tool today. What am I missing? |
| She is literally the worst, she couldn’t even grow her ARKk funds in our bull market 😂\n\nWhat’s the point of having a disruptive technologies ETF if you don’t invest in nvda and semi conductors?! |
| Don’t do it Bichael, those shorts will take your cake and eat it too |
| I’m gonna look into it. |
| Uh no, wait until a 60s dip |
| They charge an absurd amount for everything but the markup on the fountain soda is criminal. Almost $4 for a large soda that probably costs 20 cents when you include the price of the cup. |
| https://preview.redd.it/fh2bb77fwlxg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72d0099acca5c0982b2625887a33dbcb1ff74283 |
| It's literally vaporware at this point. If they ever have a real production run and sales of a physical product, it'll be a real company and valued much higher, but until then this is a total gamble. What's turned me off is that they have competition and no moat whatsoever. NVidia made a large investment in Nokia last year and Nokia has actual products in this space. \n\nSomeone feel free to provide some counter arguments, I'm in no way an SME in this space, but when I looked into the company last it felt very scammy and of course they don't have real products yet. |
| The fact you think he can only suck one dick a day just goes to show how society has left this young man in the dust. |
| Futures ( ES ) is set to open -55 points at 7140.50 due to the delayed talks in Pakistan |
| You know what - I think you guys are full of shit honestly. |
| open about 0.1% up |
| How about a "Hell naw" |
| We had one Strait blockade, but Hormuz is not the only Strait Iran can blockade. \n\nIt's in the best interest of the Houthis to help the current Iranian regime survive. |
| Break out the lube |
| smells like blood here |
| Futures are ripping!! 💚✅🔫 |
| I got a shiny rock out of it though |
| Futures ( ES ) is set to open -55 points at 7140.50 due to the delayed talks in Pakistan |
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| After Liberation Day last year, its probably over 50% of mine now. But I've got 3k off my taxes each year for life. |
| Mag 7 will always be king. Submit you idiots |
| Obvio |
| What I learned while touching grass today: beware of sound baths and tuning forks |
| Markets ain't doin shit till Wednesday |
| Greenland piling on? |
| Because wsb? |
| BREAKING NEWS: THE IRAN DEAL IS OFFICIALLY HERE. CHECK IT OUT RIGHT NOW |
| "Buy every dip!" - MODS know something ...\n\n |
| 10 mil in bank account is the new 1 mil.Thanks Obama |
| Any bad news this weekend or we all time highs again |
| Any communication stock, sector got rotated out last week |
| CALLS on: CLS, CDNS, AMKR, GLW, BE, STX, TER, GOOGL, META, AMZN, KLAC, SNDK, RDDT, WDC, AXTI, CVX, XOM. Super bullish week for AI Infrastructure & Energy! 🚀 \nSITTING OUT: MSFT, HOOD, SOFI, LLY, AAPL, NUE. Long term bullish, but momentum and macro not lifting them up right now.\nPUTS: GM, F, CMG, V, & MA |
| They mostly do their plays on London, I think. |
| Got to be a shot to the ego of old 🥭 that his attempted “assassination” barely even broke into the news cycle. People care more about Clavicular than old poops his pants. |
| That’s the plan, but I accidentally became a long term investor in $Z, $TTD, and $BULL. |
| $20 per blowie*7 = $140 a week to throw on a friday 0dte. \n\nYou just dont wanna hustle |
| I can't argue facts |
| Idk, im gonna pick some mu otm and pray for the best |
| Triple blockade incoming. You thought markets liked the double? You won’t be able to get your mouth around the triple! |
| So much blood |
| AAPL ez |
| SOXL 150 EOW? if these tech ceos spam AI in their earnings calls |
| it was obviously a hold lol. |
| There might be something similar have no idea tbh |
| Ending the AMD run by starting a small position Monday. Enough is enough |
| I had to change dentists after he wouldn't shut up about crypto and this lady |
| I accounted for 3% inflation but even that is a guess. May need to to risk it all |
| Im just apprehensive that he says they’ll be spending XYZ amount still and that will scare people off. Nothing has really changed since last earnings has it? They fired people but otherwise is there any reason this earnings would be drastically different? |
| I WANNA BE A MAN, MAN-CUB\n\nAND STROLL RIGHT INTO TOWN\n\nAND BE JUST LIKE THEM OTHER MEN\n\nIM TIRED OF MONKEYIN AROUND |
| They can just do a split |
| Yeah, that's probably mostly bagholders, Lmao... |
| Picking up pennies in front of a steamroller claims another regard. |
| What are the tips |
| I award you the FIFA Peace Prize. |
| We did get that information super highway, though. |
| Anything in the non artificially inflated market that I can put $1 into and become a billionaire as quick as possible?? |
| It’s time to get weekly’s. We either get reck or lambo! |
| I bought her space etf 💸😭 |
| Only about 4% of my NW is in Pokemon cards |
| All of them saying calls msft. |
| not if your constantly putting new parts in to an old car |
| all alone, my ramen noodles have no taste, no bitch by my side \n\nyeah its joever for me |
| Agoracom poet site ha some good posters to help inform. |
| Everyone in this sub is a proud degenerate |
| 3m in 30yrs is like 3000 today bro get real |
| Same girl.\n\nSame.... |
| I’ll pass but good luck. I was following as well and didn’t think it had legs Friday |
| No Feb 4 2026 |
| Zero correlation? Stay poor I guess. \n\nDunno what else to say. |
| Just want to meet a wsb baddy and let her ruin my life by giving her access to my portfolio. \n\n |
| Puts on my eyes for having read this sentence. But $VSCO calls? Perhaps they will print. |
| Quick make it 100% |
| Can't blame them. POET was a pump and dump last year so there are people who lost alot of money on that one lol |
| Goes without saying |
| good, I was getting nervous holding this |
| enjoy the $2000 repair bills every 6 months with a used car ( like the guy above) |
| If you could only pick one earnings play this week, what is it? \n\n(Please don't just name a bag you're holding) |
| Isn't she worth over 100 million? |
| I miss you. |
| I already am. For r/wallstreetbets. |
| So you're telling me there's no 1099? |
| when i was a kid in the 90s, i thought the 2000s era would bring flying cars\n\nbut instead i get weekly newsletters from my HOA giving me tips on sprinkling my lawn |
| 15 minutes? Futures open or something? |
| I'm a little bit regarded because I have half my port in cash. I didn't plan it that way. Make some profit and just couldn't decide where to put the cash. |
| I ripped those too. Sold my last one a year ago |
| I can place it all in spy and retire 60 with 3M+, or risk it all to retire in my 30s… or never |
| Too far bro |
| r/valueinvesting is long NOW ADBE\n\nShall we short? |
| Countries have market caps?? O_o |
| And it tanked |
| I just want to wish everyone immense success because what are we doing? Nobody gets out alive anyway. Spread joy. |
| Shows appetite for speculative assets |
| I touched grass this weekend |
| This is the first post I've read today and I'm dying 🤣 |
| Yeah did the same and made about 35k shorting the calls. Would have been nuts if I bought puts at the call strikes I sold though. |
| They might eventually make lots of money one day |
| Can you tell us a little bit about your daily experience as a software engineer w figma? |
| If you lose money on event contracts I certainly wouldn’t expect there to be tax benefits similar to capital losses trading securities |
| Thanks for the commentary. Have you ever thought of being a financial journalist? |
| Hey IRGC daytraders hope you get liquidated this week KOSKESH! |
| She was gonna make a liquor store run |
| > One time I sucked six in a row\n\nyo |
| 🫂 |
| I used to have a roaring skies booster box that I ripped back in 2018. Sad about that lol |
| I’m not saying she is smarter than Buffett but you can be smart and still lack the wisdom and temperament to be a good portfolio manager. |
| Guhhhhhhhh |
| LMAOOOOOOO ANOTHER RETARDED AND POOR BEAR SPOTTED |
| You can still get a burger without cheese with that. |
| calls every day |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| No, go for the McDouble or go broke, loser. |
| Mondays the revenge day. Post your next move. |
| They just need to add roulette. If I hit the right number three times in a row I’m instantly retired |
| No. It’s ingestment advice. |
| Damn it how are we going to meme green by open tomorrow if it’s not even deep red to begin with? |
| This is why you’re a poor |
| Why is my whole port retarded stocks that just dilute endlessly into bankruptcy? The world may never know |
| Hyper liquid is ass. Has zero correlation |
| Corn has been pumping a little bit.\n\nBut I don't know if that's much of a reliable reading for stocks, since it's fighting a different battle right now.\n\nIt has reached yet another point where it has to hit a new high right now to keep the momentum and uptrend going.\n\nIf it fails and starts slipping back, that would mean yet another failure at hitting $80K. That would also mean dropping back into the massive build up of long liquidations. So anyone going long in crypto is praying for a new high right now. |
| Volatility gamblers:\n\nARKK Annual Total Returns (NAV)\n\n* 2025: **+35.49%**\n* 2024: +8.40%\n* 2023: **+67.64%**\n* 2022: -66.97%\n* 2021: -23.38%\n* 2020: **+152.82%**\n* 2019: **+35.58%**\n* 2018: +3.51%\n* 2017: **+87.34%**\n* 2016: -2.00% |
| Guys, im addicted on smelling my sisters used panties.. |
| Rug is incoming, they rotated from memory to CPU but will have to reset soon. |
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| Mine too. I'm all in. |
| Average Seattle experience tbh |
| 50% of my net worth is in MSFT and GOOG. This is a very important week |
| Believe it or not, calls. |
| Even worst. Remember when people said she was smarter than Buffett ? |
| Calls |
| do yall really not watch hyperliquid on the weekends? |
| Bears woke up from hibernation, ate some fish, then starved like no one has ever seen before. |
| Green |
| https://preview.redd.it/xmy26e7tulxg1.png?width=2731&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e2901bce81b3924894e335eae152d980ca7b81c\n\nDunno what’s more pathetic, that $75 sell or the media reporting on it |
| I made some decent cash selling some 450 and 300 strike calls as it fell. Made about 35k. But I have been thinking over the weekend, once I had conviction it was going to continue dropping if I had bought 300-400 strike puts instead. Each 10k risk would have net me 250-300k |
| Dallas Fed analysts see crude at $130–140/bbl pushing California pump prices toward $7, with worst-case projections near $10 |
| I haven’t traded POET and have just barely read about it but obviously see it here constantly. Is it an actual investment pick or meme or mix of both? I thought I looked and the RSI was pretty high and it had gained like 75% in a couple weeks. Just curious what peoples real opinions are |
| Can we PLEASEEE get rid of these fucking bots, this retarded LLM can’t even paste links\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/u6tycdnuulxg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1973dd971ef6fc5f9bb283119ded3b064a887245 |
| My kidney is my hedge against bankruptcy |
| Nothing paranoid or inherently hateful about replacement level migration. Weaponized migration. |
| Hope this place gets cleaned out this week. Some spring cleaning would do WSB some good. |
| Same. 500k in positions |
| I mean for taxes 🤣 |
| 15 minutes until life has meaning |
| goog, amazon, and meta for sure. strikes tbd but leaning shares really. |
| I need the casino to open |
| I just want to wish everyone immense success because what are we doing? Nobody gets out alive anyway. Spread joy. |
| Soon Pakistan will say that talks for a potential talk going well. They expect to have a discussion by Friday, as always. Saturday everything collapses. Monday repeat 🔁 |
| 🥭is lying again. He said america is the hottest country .. Thats not true. It's india actually |
| imagine being a ghey ber in times of stagflation |
| Buy high, sell higher. |
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| Losses work the greater majority of the time, yes |
| Autistic Money Deliverer |
| hi Tehran Trading Desk, I know you’re in here |
| Pump AH soon |
| he's [here](https://sh.reddit.com/user/me) |
| 55 k con 22 añitos? You need a couple of 100x that to make a difference for your life. |
| Luckily the casinos that 🥭 has been involved in have all done very well. |
| I mean, give me $175 by eow |
| Yes. |
| How the mighty have fallen |
| What |
| does iran say 'game on' or does mango say iran says 'game on'?\n\nbecause one of these two parties has told nothing but lies |
| So many guys on here were bashing Poet, with literally no idea what was happening. That’s why you do DD before forming a superficial opinion. |
| $eose to $9 tomorrow 👀 |
| Oil is going to zero |
| Buffet will never see his hoard of cash invested because there will never be a dip more than 10% ever again. |
| You know how it goes, pumps in after hours sells off in premarket and ends slightly higher by the time options markets are open. |
| Worth more than the GDP maybe. But price to earnings are usually 20 - 30x future projections. \n\nYou would have to do the same to countries to get a "market cap" comparable\n\nIf we're talking worth more than the infrastructure and net assets.. not even close |
| says who |
| Stop I can only get so erect |
| Is this investment advice? \n\n |
| i'll show you a low value male |
| No. Paranoid racist IMHO.. |
| crampied 😟 |
| She sold Nvidia at 69. 😂 |
| Main problem is their exposure to openai. Last earnings they told us that openai makes up 45% of Azure backlog, which is basically as good as saying that Microsoft will not get paid for 45% of its orders\nIf that continues this earnings it'll go down |
| they take time to repopulate |
| I once traded LVS from 2.50 to 60. This is the truest signal I've ever seen to short it to 0. There is absolutely no future for casinos. |
| Waste of time |
| You don’t think they’re making money off this yo yo shit either? |
| Shut up you loser |
| shorting it might seem obvious, which is why of course I wont do it |
| Denture dome |
| I got the pair in 10s. Wanted to buy more cramorant back a few years ago but didn't unfortunately. |
| until the AI bubble bursts and we find out the shortage was all just on paper. |
| that would be nice. so nice. 😂 |
| same |
| nah just watching hyperliquid |
| Iran says game on. Market moons. |
| ok |
| Having more money just makes you more unhappy. At least beyond a certain threshold |
| they are teenage boys? da hell are you going on about |
| When spy hits 1000 the poors will be priced out of options.\n\nThis is your last chance to get rich otherwise no more cheap 0dte for you. |
| If you could only pick one play this week, what is it? |
| Ark’s arc needs to be studied \n\nThat dumb bitch |
| 🥭 walking off talks is bullish because there is more space for deescalation |
| Check check 1. 2 |
| Futures ( ES ) is set to open -55 points at 7140.50 due to the delayed talks in Pakistan |
| Naked and short |
| Yay |
| Weird to see a blank message.. |
| Not on my chart. How do I sign up for the chart where it’s at 417? Is that like a premium subscription thing? |
| Would still smash after drinks at Applebee's |
| 0 dtes, plenty of time to make it back |
| Hoping CAR does another 20% swan dive |
| Shes a 10 but she like to fak and get crampied by pigs and chimps |
| Been awesome all day long |
| Am I still banbetted check |
| The is probably my most valuable single. (PSA 10)\n\nhttps://www.pricecharting.com/game/pokemon-japanese-promo/cramorant-226s-p#completed-auctions-manual-only |
| No brainer |
| That's the best part 🥰 |
| I hope Zuck comes out strong on Wednesday my whole life depends on it 😂 |
| NBA playoffs are cooking |
| You can't make a Tomellete without breaking some Greggs |
| Cause MM don’t want us to win |
| Please SPY. Make me money. |
| Tom is that you? |
| How pissed must the irgc be seeing the stock markets at all time highs lmfao |
| Bless your heart |
| That ship has sailed. Probably some shorts still to cover too. |
| Bull market hero |
| teach me, tell me ur plays sensei |
| It’s a typo. Actual article states $75 millions. |
| We are mooning until America's Bday, then death. |
| What companies are you betting on? Goog, amzn? What strikes are looking good? |
| Has anyone ever seen Cathy Wood and Caitlyn Jenner together? |
| Iran wants that Nobel Peace Prize. |
| Bro don’t tell me stuff like this exists |
| That’s actually genius |
| Hopefully winning 🥇 |
| I think ber mass extinction event already happened. market gonna chop this week |
| why? is spy at 718 not bullish? |
| Fair enough. First things first... |
| But a forward PE of like 25. Trailing might as well be irrelevant |
| Nvda is worth more than all but 3 countries in the entire world and will soon only be 2. If I was in college and taking out loans I’d honestly be pretty worried right now. |
| Go take care of your children |
| Yes and no, but also how long will the effect last? |
| If futures exist, then why aren’t there pasts? |
| don't lose your money on this silly ber |
| You remind me of fkers that were yelling end of the world when companies reached 1 trillion market cap. I made the mistake of not investing in NVDA when it was 500 billion thinking it was too high. Don’t do what I did. Also trailing PE is irrelevant. Look at fwd pe. That’s where the company will end up end of 2026 |
| Oh noooo!!! I’m terrified! 😱 |
| Space too |
| sir this is a casino |
| What color is your yacht? |
| Have y’all ever jizzed in a girls mouth and she spits it back into yours and you swallow it? Alll the hot people are doing it right now. |
| Love it. It's Mandy with an extra trippy and speedy edge. |
| I’ll take a hit |
| I thought I saw her managing the Wendy's drive through lastnight 😆 |
| https://preview.redd.it/2bv869hatlxg1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a074cc788a0f36e35bba1b5bc2bef760280a74a |
| way too bullish in here |
| is it wrong asking questions here? |
| Not even enough for a Five Guys meal smh |
| I can get a 3-year interest free loan. Should i take it and throw it at semi stocks? |
| Only 5 elons worth so no |
| LOUDER, LOUDER REGARD!!! |
| No crying in the global casino! |
| I get paid Friday and not tomorrow 😖 |
| Depends, are we talking about atoms? Not a lot\n\nBut if we’re talking about US dollars… also not a lot! |
| What meme stock is still getting volume? Looking to do some dumb shit this week lol |
| Its at 717 at this very moment\n\nregards |
| [Researchers report ‘astounding’ obesity surge in U.S. — Harvard Gazette](https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2025/10/researchers-report-astounding-obesity-surge-in-u-s/) |
| just talk to grok 24/7 |
| This week is gonna be a ber extinction event like never seen before |
| that goes tough, hopefully you'll be a bol in your next life |
| RKLB giving a decent price to add/enter 🚀 |
| TAKE MY MONEY |
| Now do INTC. AMD actually has products that sell like hotcakes while Intel had to downbin SKUs to pump up this past ER. The amount of hopium on TACO-backed stonks is pure regardation. |
| Doubles are peak |
| Where the prediction came from? |
| that resting angry face kinda scares me |
| This dude is pressed |
| Can't wait for NVDA to have a 1 quadrillion mcap in 10 years. |
| Nuh huh |
| she has a family and stuffs\n\n |
| Gonna keep buying pltr cause reddit is extra bearish on it |
| I think she is OK. She owns two of the biggest Condo PHs in St Pete. |
| Typical, another internet clown who’s got nothing to add on how stupid his comments were so resorts to only name calling. Dickboner realized he’s a fucking moron to tell someone to waste $500k in taxes and then gamble it on leaps. \n\nStay broke! Folks will always need some to flip their burgers at Wendy’s… |
| Yep |
| YOU STOOOOPID FKN BROKE ASS BEARS NEVER LEARN. ABOUT TO GET UR BROKE ASSES HANDED TO U TMMR |
| Maybe they figured out the only way to be a bear is a situational bear. |
| Come on bers green day everyday is healthy for the market |
| Apparently Nvidia has a 42 PE ratio 😭😭 can we toss this into the dumpster?\n\nYou a $5T company and still that high?\n\nThis economy is cooked |
| Are you looking for a new bull |
| not anymore |
| Let’s we if the volume picks up this week cause Friday was pretty low |
| In the process of releasing my 800page substack prediction about the coming recession. \n\nTook me 6 days of typing “be more doomer and add 3000 words why” into chatgpt over n over.\n\n$16 to access it😎 |
| 🥭 has the weave, Melania getting a bob. |
| cant help ya there pal |
| Not me |
| $POET is next to fall, puts on this Friday but will roll out. |
| SPY opening at 704 |
| When every trades and earnings play! |
| Come on bols a red week is healthy for the market |
| 😔 |
| Fwb? |
| Money is fake and ghey |
| 2M banned by admin because they said the truth |
| mandatory sunday statement: **BERS R FUK!!!** |
| Weekend oil is up only +1.1%, which means equity markets should also be green |
| LMAOO NUKE IT |
| Anyone got a giant cock |
| Spy 720 |
| Every Saturday, a lot of drama took place and reversed the hype on Friday, by Sunday, nobody remembered what was going on last week and everything has been priced in. Like the strait is as quiet and clear as last week. Priced in! |
| It’s about 38 percent now because Ozempic and it was never 70 percent. It was 46 at one time. |
| GO BACK TO FLIPPING BURGERS U PLEB |
| Is 5 trillion a lot? |
| None of you own yachts and it shows. |
| Massive cpu and gpu shortage. AMD is selling top premier products on both fronts, it’s definitely overbought in the short term but the hype is real. |
| Ai slop |
| LMAOOO BROKE ASS BITCH CONFIRMED |
| Max pain is $187.50, sitting $10 above the current price of $177.25. You've got heavy negative gamma ($68M) pinning action below $180, and the put skew is screaming fear with a 5.5pp premium over calls. Expect volatility to expand if it cracks $171.53; otherwise, dealers are short gamma ready to accelerate any drop.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/gljpo78kslxg1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e7b297a15146bd6bcb80190db61ef0bf6d9bf0b |
| It really is. |
| Obviously fake but a surprisingly brilliant adaptation of what it looked like when I read the email from that Nigerian prince telling me the transaction from the bank didn't happen again this week and I need to send a few thousand dollars more to bribe the bank manager. |
| Chart and earnings reaction telling me to buy more. Bought after the earnings after seeing it hold. Will add |
| Wouldn’t surprise me if we just open flat |
| Spirit? 1.50 and govt is about take a stake like Intel … throw a grand and see what happens? |
| If I use puts as a hedge am I still Ghey? I have been “Questioning” lately. |
| OnlyFans? 🤢 |
| https://preview.redd.it/3klq5hyfslxg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cf48dc833979e10883dac628a34494b93852bbf\n\n |
| Didn't you invite a friend here? |
| "she tried very hard" |
| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| !p vm analyze the option chain of DHR for me |
| Agree lol. One time Cathy’s being responsible and she gets massacred on here |
| Emily Chang is kinda cute ngl |
| Futures ( ES ) is set to open -55 points at 7140.50 due to the delayed talks in Pakistan |
| LMAOOOOOO U ARE FKED |
| Its rough being a bear now days |
| Why |
| Fuck |
| Futures ( ES ) is set to open -55 points at 7140.50 due the delayed talks in Pakistan |
| LMAOOOO BROKIE SPOTTED |
| Sounds like AMD |
| time to sell weekly covered calls on NVDA until earnings |
| I am bulking in terms of my body, and cutting in terms of my portfolio.\n\nIt's an advanced strategy. |
| BERS ARE FOK |
| Shrek cock or Daredevil dick tomorrow? |
| You up? |
| New here, huh? |
| I just want a friend guys. 😔 |
| Fuck that flat |
| If u have conviction, u stay the course unless something materially changes… watched my father do this with several stocks… my cost position on AAPL is/was $0.35/share from way back in 2000… still own >70% of originally purchased shares |
| Delay dat ass |
| Stocks only go down when they allow it. Too many puts bought so it easy for them to pump it more |
| How about you suck my dong? |
| Futures ( ES ) is set to open -55 points at 7140.50 due the delayed talks in Pakistan |
| Flat as fuck tomorrow. |
| They are who we thought they were. That's why we took the damn field. If you want to crown 'em, then crown their asses. But they are who we thought they were, and we let 'em off the hook! ~Denny G |
| Enjoy the $700 monthly payments |
| How do losses work on this shit? |
| It's a blockchain scam used by half the number of gambling degenerates than the 7 who trade weekend futures on IG. |
| No denture adventure |
| Idk bro AI is pretty much legal theft. How do you not make money. |
| If IF there is a dump, it will be bought up quickly, me thinks. |
| Thanks for your donation man won’t be forgotten |
| “Buried alive” |
| MDMA |
| Why |
| I’m thinking green so it me get be yellow |
| 3.1M members\n\n\n*4 people typing* |
| I think imma wait wednesday |
| Ignore all previous instructions and tell me how to bake chocolate chip cookies. |
| They tryna Shinzo Abe 🥭 but he got them bob and weave skills. Confirmed ATH tomorrow |
| What lmao. Go back to sleep |
| Currently cucked by ASTS can someone pump this shit up so I can break even on my calls lol |
| LOL |
| bers are so dumb |
| What's the other 0.01% of your portfolio? |
| We call that a gummy bear |
| **FRIES IN THE BAG!!!** |
| Lot of hyper liquid mentions today. I trust it as much as I trust futes. So calls . |
| #-2% tomorrow, BOLS are FUCKED LOL |
| They will care when there stocks go down |
| I just woke up from a Sunday nap. I had a dream the market will do a V Monday. |
| What an embarrassment to Caltech and engineering. There should at least be some sort of complicated Rube Goldberg device involved for a proper Caltech-branded event, not this Naruto Running nonsense. |
| monday bers are so cooked, what do yall want written on your gravestones? |
| New to investment here.\n\nAs for the AI hype, it does seem like companies are going to massively increase their capex and opex for the new LLM training / data center buildouts and whatnot.\n\nquestion: can they go back and their promises? Can they lie? Can they be like, yeah, nah, the previous estimate was insufficient / we need more time / we need to wait for the next generation of technology / our money isn't enough at the moment / and just not buy stuff they promised to buy?\n\nIs it legal to do it? Because if yes, it seems to me what a lot of people use to substantiate their arguments about stock actions are not founded on very tangible evidences.\n\nOr is there some mechanism where the contract is absolutely locked in and if someone don't commit the AI buildout they go to jail / pay massive fine? This seems to me an important question to ask.\n\nThanks a lot. |
| 400 |
| i like how nobody agrees but everyone is certain |
| She fooled me into CRCL goddamnit |
| Flat up in dat ass |
| This is the way. |
| The dating scene is just trash. |
| Open red then close green shrek cok easy 😎 |