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| Alysa liu didn’t die for this |
| Computah, make sure these guys have a fantastic Friday and all their contracts quadruple in value |
| $720 billion market cap for a company that doesn’t make a profit. This AI nonsense is going to come crashing down just like during the dotcom crash. Ten years from now most of these AI companies won’t exist and you will not even remember their names. CRWV is a perfect example |
| Wintardium Portfolessa |
| Thanks Biden. |
| Blood is in the tub |
| drill baby drill he wasnt talking about oil |
| Lmaoo my calls are cuked |
| the usual every mag 7 is -2% |
| Congrats to all the NFLX call holders on generational money |
| Welp I guess it's a stress weekend where I scroll through r/godpussy and be really annoyed for no reason and lash out at people I love. |
| #LAST DAY OF FEBRUARY, MAXIUM PAIN HERE WE GOOOO |
| Circuit breakers |
| Bought more GOOG at 303.7; backing up the truck. |
| Instant margin calls |
| AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
| I think gamesuck hits 22$ today load up the puts if u listened yesterday ur doing just fine |
| Well everyone should learn other languages ... ... ... ...\n\n... |
| spy to 525 |
| Perhaps.\n\nIt's amazing that people think stagflation is bearish.\n\nLook at soaring EPS of S&P 500 during inflation in the 70s:\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/JvAcAUi.png\n\nHigh nominal growth = massive revenue and profits. |
| 30 sec… |
| Gonna be a rough day friend |
| VIX up and DXY down Do what you will with this information ✨ |
| "you have options expiring today" |
| Uh-huh, wait till you find out what Sam's been doing lol |
| All is lost, sell it all and go fully into gourd futures |
| Good luck everyone |
| OPEN IT |
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| 1 min until my money departure from my port. |
| Time to rewatch Terminator |
| My property taxes are doubling this year 😦🤌 |
| !banbet spy 675 1d |
| Ai is the reason we’re flat and not up |
| This doesn't look good, but we do have a recession every week and it somehow recovers. So... Calls obviously. |
| SPY going +/- 1% everyday reminds me of those liberation days |
| I see NVDA picked death today |
| Spy calls so cooked |
| All the money is leaving useful things and fleeing into [checks notes] Netflix |
| Hell yea |
| That duo pump tho |
| Strategic in the "microstrategy" sense |
| Don't try logic, that'll only make the market mad... |
| I don't feel so good Mr. Stark |
| Very disappointed in SPY. Can’t even keep up with VXUS anymore. Sad! |
| Ai is the reason for this lol |
| Watch it collapse over the weekend back to <$60 just like every other time we're supposedly going to invade. |
| Ads |
| Why is it tanking |
| Right there with you. I bet I can lose more than you! |
| HOLY BIG RED DILDO |
| I was just making a joke about naked long |
| These deals are meaningless at this point |
| Would be my first year to make real money |
| #is this bc i touch myself to Ms Rachel?? |
| Wonder what would have happened if NVDA had actually missed earnings… |
| The only thing I’ve learned is to gamble 20% at a time and not all in on whatever buy. That’s it. I haven’t learned shit other than throw it at the wall piece by piece |
| More META at 642.8; oh yeah. |
| DUOL green by open? |
| The US indexes been flat for like four months now.\n\nNot even ai can save this shit |
| It's 11:30pm in Korea and the NYSE is about to open, so it's okay if you open that bottle of soju in your desk drawer. |
| recession indicator |
| I'm about to have all of my gains wiped out on open |
| OPEN THE GODDAMN CASINO |
| Really hoping this pre-market is just a head fake, and we go uppies from here. We seem to more often than not be getting fucked on fridays...lets have a green friday today! Tendies for everybody! (except bears, fuck them) |
| Retard |
| You can’t even respond to my points that’s why I’m getting pissed |
| MSFT taking it up the rear let’s go |
| CoreWeave to the Core of the Earth! |
| Google not even waiting for opening to dump. Piece of shit stock |
| The last 2 options are a trap because they funnel you into a soon-to-be-AI'd whitecollar job. |
| See you in the mangoville |
| Tell me too |
| Might go for it |
| Same... There was a time when I almost bought 100+, but then I decided it was silly to invest in the future when I barely have any money now. Boy was I wrong lol. They were like maybe 50-70 cents at the time.\n\nBut yeah, I'm sure I would've just sold them when they were in the hundreds or something anyway. |
| Inflation is bearish? Wtf? |
| People cheering making money from the Netflix deal. They also cheered when Palpatine was elected chancellor |
| Most of my port in xle gld and slv my day has come lol |
| Just fire the cpi analyst and rehire someone who knows how to play ball |
| So goods are actually down, but services are what inflated the numbers lmao |
| Yes I can see my stock is down 5% you cunts, no need to notify me |
| Bottom is in |
| Lol VIX |
| even if i have duolingo |
| Tomorrow is Saturday chief |
| Close it at this point broski |
| Don't buy puts on things down already, buy puts on XYZ. I will be here next week for more tips. |
| Continue to load META at 644.1, nice. |
| Yup if theirs one company that personifies the AI bubble it's the company selling everyone the hrdware hand over fist. |
| Thers still time to freak tf out before its over. Panic sell everything |
| extremely concern for bol |
| Probably goes down -1.5% before it recovers a bit. |
| Fuck |
| SPY needs to make these kinds of movements when market is open so I can actually make some money |
| Lmao check futes |
| yo PAPAY CEO just fire 10k people your stock will fly |
| This guy actually had a good record always see him making money. Prob made few billions so far |
| Lmk |
| You know you’re doing well YTD when I spent $500 on NVDA call yesterday and I’m not even worried. I’m gonna average down on the contract today. 185C expiring 03/09 |
| NFLX to 100 cmon |
| We’re not at the bottom until everyone knows what staglation means |
| Jealous |
| me too |
| Wouldn't be surprised if this went sideways but just looking at the options chain makes me think SPY might be going up because the amount of puts from $690 down to $680 is crazy |
| DUMP like big DUMP |
| What the fuck is strategic about it |
| Pokemon Gen 10 release and the market bout to bleed! Thats kinda rude... |
| Lets see if i can or if the market has other wishes |
| Shove it all into gold |
| See you in a week |
| 0dte SPY calls because nothing makes sense |
| The stock market is a harsh mistress with a strap-on... |
| Bought more META at 645.4, what a deal. |
| Dump at open is way too obvious, and so we pump |
| 🤣🤣 |
| Did you say thank you once? |
| I don't drink coke so I don't think so |
| All of the above. A lot. Big moves up and down first 20 minutes. Then choppy till 2pm. |
| Just wait till 🥭wakes up and starts yapping |
| Open the casino!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| You keep bringing up con artists who never had established reputations and companies lol |
| no bro just you, they want you bad |
| Crayons 🖍️ out |
| 10 year yield still dropping |
| Nobody panic! There’s still a chance we go to war and save this. |
| See y’all back at 690 |
| Duh |
| Why are bonds catching a bid? |
| Sell all the crash is here |
| Sometimes youll certainly miss it, and that ok because its better than the alternative of entering at the wrong time or on the wrong day where theres no v and getting crushed. But often there are indicators to get in, such as volume or double bottoming patterns. Sometimes you wont get in on the very bottom of the V but some higher structural level where it dips/retests on the way back up and thats ok. Ws can be just as good as Vs. |
| yeah, he may even be in profit, as long as he does not accumulate interest on the deficit |
| The inflation print was spicy. |
| Oh man I’ve been using “I’m bricked up” incorrectly when going out lately…\n\nI thought it meant “I’ve got ❄️”…just found out it doesn’t, |
| Tf did I wake up too |
| Oh no DUOL |
| Genuinely one of the funniest tweets ever |
| Notify the air stewardess (or steward) that there is a suspected pedo on the plane |
| Thoughts like this are why you belong on this sub |
| Bitch-ass market |
| Thanks |
| and the moment I get calls on korea (EWY) it starts droping |
| Wait, you're telling me we get to liberate more oil AND distract from inconvenient domestic problems? Sold! |
| 🔄 |
| https://preview.redd.it/irxc6yeor1mg1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efc7ec1ba280e431d15eb667100d82684ab18f16 |
| Surely this is the bottom |
| Walmart trading at a higher multiple than NVDA is peak regardium |
| Sold all my amzn from $200. Honestly thought it was gonna be a long term hold |
| Easiest slv play ty Nvidia |
| Some of you will not be with us after today |
| Why not target 932.8 atp |
| I hope all your retarded trading decisions work out for the best today. Unless you’re a billionaire then fuck you honestly. But the rest of yall, hell yeah |
| bols blame crash on bers but bols greed is the real reason bubble started on first place. |
| Companies like MSFT are delivering 60% YoY growth.\n\nBut trading at 2022 fastest rate hike in history valuations.\n\nOnly retards are those not buying. |
| What the heck |
| Failing business strategy:\n1. Be failing\n2. Need layoffs\n3. Use AI scapegoat\n4. Layoff talent\n5. Stock price go up\n6. Profit…… until next quarter |
| Bought GOOG at 305.3, also a new position; what a deal. |
| Day 1 of commenting every day until they open the casino early |
| Reddit has ads? |
| GOOGL face ripper (up) at open pleaseeeeeeeeee |
| guys this is good news. calls are now cheaper |
| from reacharounds maybe |
| Would ya look at oil? I wonder what may cause an increase like this 🪖🪖🪖 |
| MMs wouldn’t let you get away with it would they? Just like 8grand i lost on aapl earnings calls. Theta lords cucking us |
| Any 0dte plays? I got $500 |
| make sense. how much fucken lower can the 10y go |
| Imagine credit delinquency rates when unemployment actually rises |
| You sound tense. You know what would help you relax, a nice beer. |
| Anyone but my fault. For sure. I don’t know much, bi I do know, and constantly say “it’s not my fault!” |
| BUY BUY BUY |
| Calls on India |
| Wonder what’s gonna happen at open pump, or drop more |
| No I just want to see it red |
| BERS ARE COMING |
| Man, what a shit show we're about to see. dafuq NVDA?\n\nMeta looks down more than 10 from yesterday's close. \n\nNFLX looks nice tho |
| There is a difference here since this thing has been delayed several times and the whole hype and several contracts hinges on its success. |
| The end is near boys |
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| We are so fucked Bobby |
| I mean there is no way it can go down even more right Lmaoo😭 |
| !banbet SPY 1.5% 1D |
| >OpenAI closes $110 billion funding round with backing from Amazon, Nvidia, Softbank\n\nAhahahahaaha dumbass ber really thought AI boom would end when system is awash in money. |
| Are you tired of the big beautiful winning yet? |
| 9:30AM EST |
| anyone else a military aged guy getting spammed with "join the navy / fbi" ads from the us govt on reddit for the last few months? |
| Mangoflation is here |
| Really gargling CoreWeave today CNBC |
| RELEASE THE REGARDS |
| Yesterday I was on here telling all of you retards to buy anything related to fucking oil\n\nWell look what is going up while tech goes down. |
| 9:25 dump followed by 9:30 dump followed by 9:35 dump followed by continuous dumps |
| if you're bullish you could just buy shares and then you wouldn't have to come flood this thread with "WHY DOWN" over a sub-1% overnight move with staggeringly obvious explanations |
| People realized that regard with his hand on the button might actually do it... |
| PUTIN STOP!!!!!! |
| Bers haven't realized our true purpose is to generate shareholder value 🙁 |
| nice, going to be some bargains out there after the usual opening dump\n\nI'm ready for once, too! |
| Have people not capitulated yet?? |
| Bring back Biden's market I want to be rich again |
| I ain’t hear no bell 🔔 |
| Save yourselves. Sell it all at open and go into puts |
| I dunno why you idiots care about these numbers the markets have long divorced from reality |
| Retard alert |
| Write a paper about it nerd |
| Can't wait to see Joe "The Cuck" Kernan try to downplay the hot inflation numbers |
| Then slam puts on a green 5m candle, but not if the body is bigger than the previous 2 red candles. wait until a red 5m candle with body bigger than previous 2 green 5m candles and slam puts. exit in 30m. Repeat with calls if the opposite shows. Spx lows 6810-ish, high 6890. If it blasts pasts those and you are lucky enough to be holding the right direction... gratz |
| I'm guessing he had like 12 contracts of the 190, so he's prolly out about $10,000... another day at the park... |
| Where is the “believe it or not calls” team at this morning? |
| Bought META at 646.7; a new position. Target 700. |
| Upty up from here. |
| i'm going into the woods with a copy of blood meridian.\n\ncya when I cya |
| Looks like all my 190C for nvda are cooked. Makes sense. |
| Normally people go 70% VTI and 30% VXUS in their retirement. I switched to 80% VXUS and 20% VTI last year and so far it's paying off |
| One day out of the week |
| Or you can also buy and sell the same option with same strike price but with different date - buying the longer dated one and selling the shorter dated one. If your short leg is then assigned, then it means it's ITM and that also necessarily means the longer leg is also ITM but with extra time value so most likely it's higher. |
| Don’t you sell now |
| Rotate all your 💰into energy and rare metals if you wanna be bullish on anything |
| Cvna calls at the open. Your welcome. |
| Hope so babe |
| It’s going back up because big money isn’t selling yet. It’s gonna dump |
| As in incorrect |
| I’m forever bull, but I still question what kind of retard is buying at these prices and macro environment. |
| https://preview.redd.it/xsj8y1ndr1mg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ae6bb5f603894aafc263fc306bbe05f7c842cf2 |
| We sink in 5, hold on regards |
| The market can't go up until the uncertainty about Iran war is resolved. So I think we'll keep range bounce until then. |
| I haven't seen 'circuit breaker' once so far. That means we actually do hit circuit breakers today |
| How tf is the 10yr under 4 with PPI that hot? CRIME |
| Lol We're shooting our own drones now |
| Last week I did a 0dte SPY play because I could then “roll my winnings over to play AGs earnings”. My ODTE ended up worthless, if I played AGs earnings I would’ve undone all my losses for the year. Pain |
| you dont know it yet but we end green today |
| thank you!! |
| Circuit breakers or ber anal prolapse. No in between |
| Inflation is long-term bullish for your portfolio, bearish for everything else |
| oops he did say we are the hottest country maybe that was the sign? |
| They are going to make sure new Fed guy cuts anyway. They will run it hot 🔥 so they can get some bigly numbers to shout about in time for the mid terms. \n\nWhatever comes afterwards they will: figure it out later 🤷♂️ / blame it on Sleepy / use it as an excuse for emergency powers. \n\nNot sure what to suggest apart from maybe not cash (USD). |
| Weekend already fucking ruined |
| I don’t think we will ever recover… until next week |
| We will be blowing through the support soon. Will it be today? SPY FDs folks? |
| Still to high |
| Hey Block employees: the marine corps will hiring soon |
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| Could have also gone the opposite way. Be happy with the win my friend. |
| I fucking hate having put options expire today. I don't want to sit here and babysit this shit.\n\n\nA good problem to have I guess |
| They just need to employ Elizabeth Holmes to run their marketing and really add some hype to this blue sky train tesslurr |
| It’s over. Panicking and selling everything as we speak. |
| We've run out of so many distractions we're going to have to talk about the Epstein files again |
| Trading today is gonna be risky as shit. \nCalls logic: we are already down get on the V cause we have been bouncing of 680 since months.\nPuts logic: trash numbers for PPI might get hikes. Bearish wall street \n |
| PPI numbers don't mean anything. Calls. |
| Yep. The business mode doesn't work. Nvdia and the others would be better off letting the equity dwindle to nothing and then pick up the assets |
| then its not going to |
| Just let it drop, this is stupid. Most companies have been in the shitter since the rate hike fiasco in ‘22 and will never recover..\n\nThe Mags haven’t been doing much better but MMs use AAPL to prop things up every time NVDA wobbles. Blind corruption through and through |
| still weird because stocks can plummet very quickly. |
| What the FUCK happened overnight? |
| Shorted RKLB whole month and questioned my existence lol |
| Sandisk is sandicking me |
| Whoa you're a piece of shit! |
| Hahahaha |
| If APP goes down 40 more, I’ll take on a swing trade again |
| Damn it. You got me.\n\n |
| I dont respect myself anymore |
| Man I love STNG |
| I buy call 🙂 |
| Hrmm what regulation shield you from agreeing to Robin Hood's margin contract that assigns unlimited individual liability? \n\n\nSEC Rule 15c3-3 (Customer Protection Rule) — This protects customer assets by requiring segregation of fully paid/excess margin securities and reserves against customer credits/debits. It treats customer debit balances (what you owe on margin) as assets of the broker-dealer but does not shield customers from owing money if liquidation proceeds fall short. The broker can pursue collection of unpaid deficits as a standard debt. |
| Dude, by your reaction, I know you're cooked. |
| One thing that helps my productivity is when I feed the geese at least 11 times a day. Here's how I do it: |
| $280 |
| So when we got good CPI/PPI data we were pumping for 20 mins and then dip to the abyss because ...???\n\nThat means today we dip for 20 mins and then rip because AI Superiority is back and we dipped enough since yesterday? |
| Fuckin looks like circuit breakers |
| This private credit issue is slowly sucking air out of the market, good news be damned.\n\nBers rule. |
| MSFT drilling to the core |
| *Regard poll:* Upvote if you think this pumps by 10.\n\nDownvote if we going further down. |
| Alexa play Working for the Knife by Mitski |
| Why learn a new language when ai can real time translate |
| You guys are making money? |
| Eastbound and down baby!!! Ashley Schaffer BMW!! |
| No way we V from here. I think we've squeezed every last bit of retard juice out of the market at this point |
| Facing down the abyss. Every boy must face the horror one day |
| $325 |
| I laughed ngl |
| As prior military that means nothing, a10s always go in a flight of 2 and it's regular to fly daily for training. |
| https://preview.redd.it/heibeov3r1mg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb177b62c7df5dd1f76d614853b08051fe83fccb |
| SPY at $400 would be an accurate price |
| lol I thought I was an idiot for selling my long dated calls yesterday in the morning |
| Greed? Bread? Breed? |
| WTF |
| Mortgage rates are down! I can finally buy a doll house |
| Nah. It'll be a mango clone. He'll do what he or she is told and d live like a king or queen |
| 10/10/25 |
| and you could have it all\n\nmy empire of boner pills |
| WE ARE IN A BEAR MARKET HOLY SHIT |
| Close any overnight winners. Don't trade for the rest of the day |
| Two ripe juicy calls ready for the tax loss harvesting market |
| same brother.. same |
| I'm about to get fooked |
| There's something really funny about the only two green things in my watchlist being VIX and DJT. |
| 🙁 |
| good luck fellow soldier. i will be on the sidelinelike a pussy |
| 😅😅😅 |
| yes |
| You meant to type *bread |
| The Golden Age…… For Bears |
| You don’t deserve the Golden Age! |
| yay more layoffs (lashings) and wars |
| yes |
| Get up Turkish |
| At least its just salesbros and executives GPTs prompts slopping eachother off - the fact that every nextdoor post is a real living human typing one hunt and peck at a time hurts the brain. |
| Don’t worry guys, sold my 2200 AG shares around $20/share and sold my AG July calls around $650/contract… both solid wins, buuuuuut…\n\nHad I held thru today, shares would be worth $24K more and options would be worth $13K more 😎 |
| Hilarious how the CRWV ceo always shows up on CNBC when news comes out that the company is basically a grift |
| You should have a drink |
| In sell in may |
| Why pay $100 a year extra for an owl when I can get Claude to annoy me on my existing sub |
| Remember struggling mightily 2006-2009... luckily I got to keep my job and I wasn't a fool with my $ (most of the time.)\n\nNow? It's gotta be almost impossible. You basically need 2-3 roommates just to break even. And not to go all Dave Ramsey, but being financially literate will help immensely. |
| Do I:\n\nNot get a degree and make $17/hour\n\nSpend 2 years of my life and $10-15k at a community college to make $20/hour\n\nSpend 4 years of my life and take out $40-60k at 7% to make $23/hour\n\nSpend 6 years of my life and $100k at 7% to make $25/hour |
| Gini coefficient can only go so high before a breaking point |
| Know what, just short travel airlines. This war is coming. |
| We live in a pathetic dystopia |
| I’d rather just ______ at this point man…\n\nIm so tired.. my energy is fucking zero..\n\nI CANT\n\nICANT |
| I'd likely to buy one share of spy at open please. |
| * Core PCE 3.0% 5+ years later of elevated inflation.\n\n* PPI 3.6%.\n\n* Money printer back on and accelerating.\n\nActual retard ber: gaiz sofi hysa is 3.3%!!!! cash is king! after taxes and inflation I'll get poorer but only a little bit at a time!!! |
| 5 months of exit liquidity pump n dumps. Fuck it I’ll have another please |
| OH YA DONT SAY |
| MSFT TO 350 AND FULL PORT LEAPS |
| Is it John Dutton? |
| Still going to end green today |
| I wish people weren't being regards and buying up companies that don't make any money. SPY should be down a lot more |
| Wrong |
| Tried it, twice, didn't work. Still 0 🙁 |
| My wife told our son Gabriel to look away from my portfolio filled with calls \n\nI told her no, Let the boy watch |
| Damage report? |
| I don’t care if it’s backwards looking, Netflix makes bad movies and I like going to the theater. If that’s the future, the future is trash. |
| calls on bankruptcy |
| Its not all doom and gloom yet, but it needs to addressed sooner than later for sure. |
| Look 2 lines directly below the red square:\n\n>core PPI recorded a .8% gain |
| Oof. |
| 90% chatgpt bullshit |
| recession will increase the deficit, so that doesn't make a whole lotta sense to me |
| Google stopped responding to my iphone's requests it play the news, so Im SoL on my morning news podcasts. |
| What? I work 12 hours a day as a foreman for a defense contractor. The fuck are you on about? I am a quitter, sober 13 years. I'm guessing your partner can't stand your alcoholic smell and you know it but won't do anything about it. |
| US is dead. Panic Sell!!!!! |
| AI bubble has popped 💉+ 🎈 = 💥 |
| Holding put for IWM? |
| Most travel is time travel. |
| explain to me like i'm 5 why Bitcoin is following DXY lately some days |
| For all you nerds who whined about missing the ONDS rip last week, here's your chance. |
| They don’t have Wendy’s in the UK. He’ll have to apply to Wimpy’s. |
| Calls on LMT? |
| Ban bet it then pussy |
| Yes, example: theranos |
| Plot twist it’s you |
| drake.gif |
| PPI can also go up due to things like rising input costs and currency depreciation. Why, when we know for a fact that both those things are happening, would you assume that it indicates strengthening demand? |
| you woulda thought |
| Why would Joe Biden do dis |
| Yep, exactly. A bipolar president creating bipolar tariff of policies is not good for supply chains and pricing of products and services. Also not to mention that the sell America trade is in full swing as our European allies or maybe we should call them former allies have pushed extremely hard on private companies to exit United States software companies, not only for investment but also for running their businesses |
| No matter who the next fed chair is they are fucked |
| I'm trying my best to be on the winning side of the gap. Feels bad for the other millions of ppl, but human empathy < greed |
| Brother im used to making 50 bucks risking 10k |
| Sounds like the ramblings of a quitter. You should go out and buy a 30 pack immediately. You failed yourself when you quit. Don’t forget all the good times you had. I suggest a beer. |
| poors are gonna hate AI so much they'll vote FOR a stock market crash |
| I think it's illegal to say bad things about the market or prez now |
| Definitely doesn't make you woke |
| Believe it or not, bankruptcy |
| What would make that not work? Sounds like betting on both red and black. How do you actually make money |
| A dude with a nose ring lays me off and I’m throwing hands |
| Dude wearing Yellowstone club logo on plane. Know your in the files buddy |
| About to find out what institutional selling looks like |
| This is me ask me again later how it went |
| I live in Florida an hour away from an AF base. I've been noticing more helicopters flying along the beach recently |
this is how i feel facing up to the market today, lets fucking gooooo  Snatch-Got the Minerals.mp4 Tommy takes on Errol.Classic. www.youtube.com |
| 690 by 10 |
| Yes, water is wet |
| #Even scammers are getting laid off by AI just think about that |
| Ten year on a trip down to 2% again |
| Edited, note GDP deflator is already 4%. Were in a FAIT aka flexible average inflation targeting policy environment.\n\nYou're "off your rocker" if you think 5 years later we're still at 3% core PCE round trip and they're actually targeting 2%. |
| All of 🥭 policies are inflationary, including the wars. For inflation to go down would be a true miracle. |
| jeez cnbc actually put the word stagflation on its website. they must have gotten the green light that short positions are secured |
| Duolingo going bankrupt, it was at 200 on December now at 83$ 🐻📉💸 |
| They really just said Damp It |
| #Don’t open the casino |
| Dorsey can go fuck himself and his bloated ass companies. He is killing all SaaS companies cause he over hired for all his companies and using AI as an excuse to layoff. |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| Is Powell too late still? 🤪 |
| It will if he takes no action... |
| You count to potato, can't you? |
| K economy just accelerating. Wage gap and income inequality starting to really stretch now. This has to be really tough for the younger generation. |
| We always V, we can never have a good old fashioned dump |
| What is f5ing? |
| No, by the end of today, the charts will be green and bears BTFO |
| Hell yeah |
| "My wife left with the kids and her personal trainer. Here's what it taught me about B2B sales." |
| At the vix spike, even if you buy calls at open you'll see maybe 30-50% gains for recovering to yesterday lows. Plus super high premiums. It's going to be risking 2k to make $500 kind of deal |
| Sold my PANW calls from dip buying yesterday, and held on to NFLX shares that I almost trimmed, AND didn’t play Duolingo bullishly like I almost did. Holy W. |
| Catastrophic, too many people on earth need plague for growth |
| You don't like waking up every day wondering what bullshit he said and how it will impact you or your job? |
| lololool the data matters today loloool |
| IWM down pretty hard |
| Yes and they're putting sedatives and hormone disruptors in the food. A desperate man with low T and the magic rectangle in his pocket is not a threat. |
| If grindr let's me post a picture without a face, then reddit should let me post a pic with only one leg |
| Gread the fuck out and panic buy everything. |
| Seems like metals remembered they aren't supposed to follow SPY. |
| Are relatively long dated Vix puts above $21 anything other than free money? |
| Not sure. I'd just be guessing. I'm in the Northeast so we were joking that it was preparation for Greenland. |
| I just want IWM to stay down 1 day please |
| MSFT down nearly 3% and the casino isn’t open yet\n\nPress F to pay respects to call holders |
| Rate hikes |
| He's been shorting qqq for a week now or so he says |
| You might need a new strategy now if its buy calls after every red day. We aren't in a bull market anymore where that's a for sure thing |
| Did a lot of trimming I don’t have a job can’t afford to be down lol. |
| If the cooked numbers are bad, just imagine how bad the real numbers are. |
| Movie idea. Buddy comedy young Hitler time travels and parties with Epstein |
| We do need crypto to finally fully collapse and then stocks pump |
| That's quite the ppi print. |
| Bro has no idea what’s going on |
| Looks bad. So bears will be fried or? |
| scary thing is there's some rich 19 year old kid thinking the same thing with $280,000 ready to make some generational wealth |
| "TOO LATE" JEROME POWELL, WHO IS A VERY STUPID PERSON, DID NOT RAISE THE RATES WHEN I TOLD HIM TOO AND NOW INFLATION IS OUT OF CONTROL! |
| If you're not in oil, international, emerging, and/or metals. \n\nYou may consider checking with your Dr. to test for retard |
| VIX crush Friday is canceled? |
| What’s savings? |
| Reddit app designers: how can we fuck this app up even more than before |
| welp am I gonna get rekt? |
| Yeah I think maybe dip today, but next 1-3 weeks should have a run up imo |
| Girls FTW!! |
| If this looks bullish to you I’m curious what would look bearish |
| Plowed back into Semis 2 days ago like a fucking helmetless retard 😒 |
| the DD for today is everything is so obviously bearish that we are surely gonna pump |
| Bought 2 shares of AAOI yesterday, really wishing I bought more instead of MU and CRDO |
| Idk bout yall but when this dumps at open I'm rushing into safe haven CRM |
| society is different than it was pre-covid. the box office and movie theaters are a thing of the past, not the future. |
| Holding gold is the best decision I have made lately |
| And half the ants worship them and want them to have even more money. Because.... they like to get cucked? I still haven't fully figured it out yet. |
| damn dirty bers |
| Or cute rats |
| Man NVDAs earnings must have been trash |
| Gonna look red today |
| Not lying to myself. I agree with you. I guess that makes me “woke”. \n\nUnfortunately, everyone else around us continues to believe everything that Mango says.\n |
| Your mom? |
| Holding. Haven't sold any. I have cash but I'm not buying more. Not because I'm not bullish but rather out of prudence. This position has grown to be about 90% of my stock portfolio and 70% on my entire networth. \n\nAs for what I'm doing with my cash, I've nibbled into smaller positions. I now own about 10k KRKNF, 5k RDDT, and 1k AUR |
| Going back up to open flat. Us regards always loses. |
| There forward PE is like fucking 20. Coca Cola is higher. Costco and Walmart are like double. |
| I used to look forward to leaving school and becoming an adult |
| Cuz I'm a regarded |
| As is tradition with this stock. For the love of God, people need to stop buying options ahead of earnings (not that you did, but IV was still high). It literally never moves as much as is implied by the IV. |
| I cant see my shitpost here anymore |
| Are you 🥭? |
| I've never seen a cool billionaire. They're all doofuses. |
| No, the customer buying products at Costco is paying more and getting less \n\nI, the person invested in consumer staples an up 15% since January \n\nWhat sub do you think we are in?\n\nHigher prices staying higher for longer without demand destruction leading to super high profits is literally bullish \n\nYou just sound like you can afford the increases in your Wendy’s salary 😂 |
| PPI being up would indicate stronger than anticipated demand? Reason for the market dip is lowered odds of a rate cut next FOMC. |
| This reminds me of the Dethklok classic film **BLOOD OCEAN** |
| You know it is going to be a wild day when you get hit with random Discord invites from WSB regards. |
| YEAH I KNOW THIS ONE THIS WILL BE AN OMEGA PUMP AT OPEN |
| Change my mind, the only reason crime isn't higher with everyone beign broke af is bc ppl are pacified by phones and infinite entertainment from streaming. |
| I dont recognize that that word exists, so I cannot tell you |
| Im so close to break even! Had to double up at the bottom and ride that silver haired vixen all the way back up! |
| Call |
| Did MSFT release their earnings again? WTF |
| Its alright guys 🥭 will just make a deal, no need to worry. |
| Better than expected lol you're smoking rock bro |
| Say thank you! |
| I can feel the "Great Again" deep down in my plums. Sadly I can't make fun of people anymore because I've already been temp banned for being a big meanie |
| Shouldve bought more of that sweet shiny gold |
| It's quite possibly the worst social media which is crazy |
| Not to mention, 21.6% of the $ coming from sovereign wealth funds in the Middle East. |
| r/linkedinlunatics is pretty good |
| Can’t wait until he says, this is your fault 🤣🤡 |
| Calls at open if you want to get absolutely fucking wrecked |
| Believe it or not, Big Green coming |
| ✋ digital gold 🤚 |
| it was worse than expected |
| Nice |
| Still gonna play calls but don’t feel great about it |
| christ. I know the market and economy are two different things but a lot of y'all have totally forgotten that they're still connected |
| Thanks OBAMA |
| Excuse me, bulls. I think you forgot these\n\n🎒🎒🎒 |
| MSFT needs to shed 40% of its workers. Stock will go up then. Easy. |
| I can't understand why people wait until 60 to retire. Just 10x your savings and retire this year. |
| But mortgages are cheaper now (10Y), and it’s a “once in a lifetime opportunity” to buy a home (realtors). |
| Credit card number, last 4 of your social, and mother's maiden name. |
| LMAO, I saw a lot of people use chatgpt on their final exams, and I got a higher score than them. |
| Warned you about MSFT shorted by hedge funds. You guys never learn |
| Deflating since November |
| The scary part is maybe this IS the cooked over number |
| I JUST WANT TO CURL UP IN A BALL\n\nI HATE GOOGLE |
| Any cheap flips today |
| But I like the daily games lol |
| The greasy strangler ! |
| Brown people have been "put in their place" and are scared to walk the streets of their own country \n\nThat's what matters most to 🥭 supporters |
| Pooped on by ai |
| No, by the end of today, the charts will be green and bears BTFO |
| You're actually correct. |
| LinkedIn is a dystopian shithole and freaks me out. |
| Soooooo rate cuts? |
| Pwease |
| Jobs numbers exposed to be cooked last month\n\nInflation still hasn’t been remotely “defeated”, and if anything is picking up steam and exacerbated by 🥭’s obsession with tariffs\n\nStock market largely dependent on 1 company that is also largely dependent on future spend by a select few buyers\n\nWar with Iran imminent and still no real reason has been given for it. To overthrow their leadership, sure, but no one really wants another regime change when we haven’t really seen the 1st one from this term through\n\nSuper bullish tbh |
| If the fake numbers are bad, how fucked are the real numbers |
| My core PP has risen 0.5% guys |
| Yes the last 2 weeks have been absolutely crazy with the amount of activity |
| So...we are dropping because core was better than expected therefore lowering the chance of a rate cut? And tech is dying because AI is fake and gay? |
| So inflation is high which means we're...selling off assets? Buy the dip noobs. |
| VIX is only at 20, can’t see how we’ve found a bottom till we see a real spike. This is just a slow drawdown till then |
| That would explain the baddie in the McDonald’s drive thru 😖 |
| can see us getting a hard relief bounce at QQQ 600 and then it will be time to load more puts for the inevitable QQQ 580 |
| Bitcoin - United States dollar -> `66199.56808` (-1260 / -1.87%) |
| Watched this guy use chat for his lab exam and he still got an F. Puts on ai |
| https://preview.redd.it/xarbxw7xp1mg1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc9c09bc90f51f003b636ffd52150a92f7846ff |
| !p BTC |
| Always was right? |
| In the future, they have time machines. Which means market makers from the future have already priced in everything. Everything is priced in and bullish. Stocks go up |
| Worst stock you coulda bought.\n\nWho would have guessed it |
| Jokes on you I'm so alone. |
| They will eliminate humans. No consumption = no inflation. |
| Now do it again! |
| Stagflation .. bullish am i rite? |
| No, probably another week I think |
| The bear has entered the room kicking ass, asking no question, gaping anus left and right but he forgot to bring the lube. |
| Took long enough. Some of us have been “dooming” for 4-5 years now. Even a state-school-educated dumbass like me knows that political parties can change, result is the same. |
| Bro I’ve copitulated so many times in the last few months wtf do they want from me |
| Prepare to get recked |
| Did the AI bubble just pop? |
| Why the fuck did I buy NVDA near open yesterday. God damn it. |
| MSFT leading the dump as usual 🤡 |
| Time to trade in the lambo |
| Some 19 year old kid who thinks hes the next Jordan Belfort is rubbing his hands together looking at the $280 cash in his account saying to himself "be greedy when others are fearful. Now is my time to make some generational wealth" lmao |
| Hoping for some upgrades over the next couple of days, holding June calls |
| Lets go silver you summabtch |
| I can no longer buy the dip. No monies left. |
| God, 🥭’s second term is objectively a giant fucking failure. Literally nothing is better lol |
| Please, no more winning. I'm tired. |
| DOW, Inc. (DOW, not the index) is a screaming buy. Ignore the recent run and zoom out. Down 51% over the past 5 years. I see a move to $35-40, then chop until $45, then a pretty easy move to $50. That would represent around a 66% gain from current levels. \n\nBoring can bring the heat too, and they come with lower implied volatility. |
| BRO 🤣🤣 |
| bet you $RDDT does +7% today just for a fucking laugh |
| Drop more CRWV |
| The one I saw was super low as well!!! Lowest I’ve ever seen. \n\n\n….practicing ground troop deployment elevation???! |
| Same! How much you lose |
| I was just assured a couple nights ago that things have never been better!! |
| I don't mind that my SaaS stocks are crashing again. I have conviction in them. But could the market have please done this yesterday before I reloaded??? Really annoying to buy right before crash. Could have gotten more |
| thats every friday this month |
| \*always has been meme |
| Get fukd ber\n\n\nPLTR 140 |
| Lmfao people like you are head scratchers. Why would they pay 110b if they want the CNN? They could have had it with a fraction of that. |
| Because too many fucking shares is why. Without heavy buying interest it could easily trade at a 4 PE. |
| NVDA 182 never seen that before |
| Spoiler >!on a long enough timeline its all discounted, because!< >!^^Stocks ^^Always ^^Go ^^Up!< |
| So, I guess no Santa Rally today? |
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| fear fear fear 💅 |
| It’s a great time to have nothing to lose! Thank you for your attention to this matter! |
| And these are faked inflation numbers to boot! |
| Wow |
| Their stock is down 75% over the last 5 years and they're losing market share like crazy to Toast and Stripe. |
| aight i'll die poor |
| oh wow its red again, how surprising |
| Im\n\nSo\n\nDamn\n\nTired\n\nI\n\nJust\n\nWant\n\nGreen |
| If only we had 0% tariffs... |
| No, why would it |
| His will be done |
| Honestly seems like the move, but only if you lube anoos and exit quickly. The larger formation looks to be downward not upward |
| Ugh my measly 100k silver is holding up my stupid 300k in VOO 😩 |
| fuck you msft |
| Is it Joever? Why would Bidn do this to us? |
| I wanna make something clear\n\nEverything is priced in and bullish (except for crypto)\n |
| fucking market, blood again.\n\n |
| iran deal won't change shit. this is early recession stuff. once lay offs start accelerating you guys are already cooked. |
| Bad numbers = We moon today. Always inverse these weeks |
| Anyone who was around in 2022? Were companies missing on earnings that year? Or were rate hikes just fucking everything |
| And all the gullible idiots saluted and felt patriotic.\n\nReally hard to avoid the conversation of politics when it comes to our personal finances. They are absolutely, indiscriminately, intertwined.\n |
| I do this mental math weekly |
| just start sleeping with him like your wife does |
| if you're buying puts on open its already too late |
| Yeah that's our tax money flowing from the current regime to Paramount |
| So those $20k gold calls were the move after all |
| *this*\n\nThanks for talking sense. |
| YOU HAVE BEEN OFFERED AN OPPORTUNITY FOR GLORY🫴✨ |
| the true degenerates are the ones who have been in here for hours already because they're so addicted to gambling that they can't think about or do anything else until the market opens\n\ndon't ask how I know |
| # 🦅🦅🦅Big Beautiful Recession™ 🦅🦅🦅\n\n^(HAVE YOU EVEN SAID THANK YOU ONCE) |
| What a weird life I have had. I used to be happy its friday. |
| At this point I’d have better luck on black or red at a roulette table |
| Raising rates 200bp. Suck it orange man. |
| I agree with specimens that said the v thing we are already on the low of the mean so price it could rebound insanely |
| Tariffs working well 😏 |
| Since last year |
| Black Friday.. |
| at what point is it not a discount anymore |
| Nice |
| Selling puts on a stock that’s down 60% is not what I would call a yolo friend. These will probably make money though |
| anything that is going to be used against Iran is already over there. A10s and Chinooks are like 50+ year old aircraft |
| In this economy hookers and blow is actually cheaper and more practical than a wife and kids |
| ah yeah commercial real estate is fuk as usual. |
| why? |
| I try to be a good boy and maximize shareholder value but I'm so hungry |
| RKT gonna hold above 18.60 today? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ssu5f4shp1mg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb3e2882bdafe12e45d01a7f5fe44088ce2b38e7 |
| Uber drivers and door dashers in Lexus cars too. They all over side hustling |
| Buy nflx 100c for next week |
| Yeah. i was hoping this time would be different due to the huge months of liquidity building plus how beaten down tech is already, but ig not. Time to close the app and come back in a week lol |
| Netflix immediately selling off at open right? |
| https://preview.redd.it/1pnk38fhp1mg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c16992f3d6b3164879677b88d2f2d197ccb526 |
| He still is. He can't help that America voted a retard for president in two non-consecutive terms |
| Did he actually swnd missile strikes? |
| Cus if it trades at 40x you and I would be making money |
| Timing the market is a fool errand! Regards who didn’t buy NFLX at 72 will jump in at 92. Winning! |
| horrible horrible movie |
| Nice 👌 |
| Live near an AF base -- they've done no lights helicopter tests over my house in the last few months at 11pm, and I think they flew those NJ drones over my house at some point on a cloudy night cause i heard lower pitched jet engine sounds for 5 mins straight one night, don't think it takes that long for a plane to pass over. |
| Daily thread the best early in the morning before the fr degenerates wake up lol |
| Throwback, but who remembers when the joke in late 2021 was “layoffs are bullish”? Now what happened in 2022 |
| Funny u mention this. Last week almost every day there was a chinook flying around. So low that it shook the house. Apparently, the Marines were doing some sort of training. At least that was what I heard. |
| I would go further out than that even for late 2026 that theta decay soon catches up. |
| Unless monthlies, I never understand people who hold green overnight. |
| Jingle war, jingle war, jingle all the way.\n\nOh what fun it would be for a US -Iran war. |
| hehe |
| I'd hold out for a call from Lord Humungus... the Warrior of the Wasteland... the Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla! |
| I think you were just 6 months early lol |
| I want to so bad but am so scared.. |
| Tan dick hat on cnbc |
| I saw it a couple weeks ago, saved it to my phone for later use.\n\nIt’s so fucking funny, I’ve used it liberally.\n |
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| Buy more avg down sell when it comes up to consolidate . \nNot financial advice |
| I have a concept of a framework of a market |
| Cause 🥭 is a poison pill. Kill’s everything he touches. Including his own party |
| Small mining stocks continue to bang |
| I pray for bros who have to fly into Iran in an A10 |
| Hammering duol calls🤑🤑 |
| It’s turning the bend into a bear market |
| 0dte calls it is |
| You can't say taco in stock market sub |
| Same |
| Nice! Though I’d have done shares or maybe LEAPS if vol was undervalued. |
| Hello? Hey dummy, it's Margin! |
| F16s were flying over my midsized city yesterday. Was loud as fuck. |
| I declare bolrupcy |
| I would like to proudly announce i broke even on SLV after catching a falling knife |
| Whether real inflation is 4% is debatable. GDP deflator is already 4%. \n\nThey won't print that high at least for a long time. It will be 3-3.5% for a while and considered "not good" but tolerable. |
| I have the concepts of a market |
| The war in the middle east is going to be bigger than most are expecting |
| Just wait till congress starts selling today for Iran war prep \n\nNancy about to make out like a bandit |
| I believe we are currently in the same price action pattern from last March. If that holds through, we will sell off for the next month into March option expiration and then rally |
| You obviously aren’t thinking about shareholder (the 1%) value hard enough then. |
| #Metals 💪💪💪 |
| We usually get last day of month window dressing but I think they're going to have a real hard time with that today. Trump meeting with security cabinet at 3pm. |
| This guy gets it |
| It’s looking like it’ll shit the bed |
| Why exactly is nvda trading at a 18x forward pe? |
| Some of you wash your hands after you pee and it shows |
| I just want to break even. Please. 🙏 |
| I think so |
| So, 0dte calls at open? |
| Ok |
| Yeah but the other option had a cackle! |
| So from the outside looking in. It appears that the inside isn't as good as the outside which is a dumpster fire which makes the inside want to stay inside when its also as bad as the outside so the sides you are staring in or out at dont matter and the theory of half empty or full...either way it tastes like burnt ass |
| Yknow what this means? We're going to war. \n\n\n\nThe only way these people know how to distract us from the fundementally fucked issues of society is to tell us some farmer 6,000 miles away is an immediate threat to Aunty Maggies life. \n\n \nHoo rah |
| (((They))) |
| NVDA always brings the market down for a few days with great news. I feel like MMs hear “sell the news” and don’t know it only applies sometimes. They’re kinda regarded. \n\nDon’t worry, we pamp today. I took a tarot card reading of the market today and we are going up |
| Wait wait, I haven’t hedged yet!! |
| You’re paying more and getting less, literally the opposite of bullish. Lmao. |
| KWEB is getting really really cheap |
| Just got told I'm losing my job to Al. \n\nHe is a fucking dick that Alfred. Just because he is the owners son. |
| The Paramount bid seems like pure politically-motivated idiocy. Maybe Netflix will just scoop it all up after a bankruptcy filing in five years. |
| I hat about options ? 😅😂 |
| Never |
| You could have sold SPY 690; instead you will bag hold until SPY 480 |
| Bulls pray just to see 690 again |
| My 0DTE puts will print |
| TAKE. THE. GREEN. |
| jony AIve working with scam altman on... whatever the fuck it is they're working on |
| He read reports upside down |
| Nice |
| It’s both entertaining and *entertaining* 👀 |
| Pics or it didn't happen |
| Thinking about going in on some LEAP contracts expiring in late 2026 early 2027 on potentially AMZN, AVGO, NTFLX. Rather then try to time the market short term, hopefully these long term options provide a little more stability. Anyone see any other stocks that will go up a lot before Jan 2027? |
| Really is suss how the MM keep the price right below the strike. Works well for me today but watching it in action is bizarre and if I was on the other side I would be so pissed. |
| We are in a bear market smh |
| And I almost bought orcl puts yesterday. Almost. Fuck |
| Ehh make 200 bucks a week and you're at 10k on the year\n\n\nThats a 52 bagger |
| Current objective: ~~survive~~ capitulate |
| You're in the right place. 🙂 |
| I’m going to PPI your mum |
| Or I could stay balls deep in SLV calls where it’s nice and warm |
| Reality is not needed here on Reddit either, it seems. |
| Orange man wants 3rd term |
| *Complete. Global. Saturation!* 😭 |
| I told yall weeks ago, baddies in the drive thru mean one thing ↘️ |
| I had a bunch of shares in 2018 and sold in 2023 😂 |
| You already have a bet going - AMD to 215.0 before 09-Mar-2026 09:46 AM -05 |
| We’ve been in stagflation aince 2023, when we postponed “recession” to get it all over with. Consequences of not taking our own medicine. |
| lol I love when the auto mod replies |
| !banbet |
| Egg prices are down tho, right? |
| More tariffs would fix this |
| Some dude were defrauded random individual investors is the same as the smartest people in the world agreeing to contacts? Lol |
| RIP to my spy calls\n\nIf you lose at options it's because you're greedy. Was up 25% yesterday at close but rolled the dice because greed. This happens to me constantly. I'm retarded |
| Is a negative pump also a pump? |
| Nah 1030 |
| Literally no way to replace jobs at the same rate they will be lost to AI. Good luck bois |
| Morgan Freeman fingering up |
| Hit then quit. |
| Braggart |
| America is so over. |
| Everywhere |
| Going to be a big shake down today. End of month and Friday. |
| they filmed your retarded president with kids |
| Covered the remaining QQQ shorts around 603.4 (from 606, 606.5) and took profit, 😆😆\n\nI am naked long, now. |
| I meant to say calls in title |
| ITS ONLY A LOSS IF YOU SELL 🫵 |
| Honestly mods should just ban these karma collecting clowns or force them to post screenshots of both legs. It's the same discussion every single time in these threads. |
| I do CFD‘s for longterm. Am I regarded? |
| What if we miss the V tho |
| Cramer just showed the background of his phone and it was 'chart candle green'.... Fuuuccckkk |
| Nice |
| Anyone else who lives by military bases notice a lot more training exercises lately including some of the cooler planes and choppers you don’t usually see?\n\nCause no joke I saw the duo a10s 2 days ago and yesterday I saw 3 choppers I couldn’t ID due to the weird looking tail rotor \n\nLast week I saw the chinook looking long transport choppers |
| Gonna happen today lol |
| Doesn’t matter China has better video and chat bot models over us |
| Call your mom lol (she misses you) |
| > Jim Cramer on $NVDA "Don't cry, Buy"\n\n\nIt’s over |
| lol haven’t woke up to something this retarded in a hot minute |
| I like this gamble |
| Hm. May not short vol just yet… |
| powell could do the funniest thing during next fed meeting |
| I legit cannot think of a bol case rn if NVDA er wasn't enough\n\nThus calls are the play |
| Good chance we get a death cross today if it closes down here |
| Whats the joke |
| im pretty good at doing that too. Everything i buy long loses and every thing i buy short loses. It's so much winning im getting sick of it |
| I call it the inverse reality strategy. It’s been surprising effective! |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 180.0 before 27-Feb-2026 11:43 AM -05 |
| people question truflation though. I don't know what to believe. |
| Make Inflation Great Again! |
| Jerome was on his way to be the greatest than mango ruined it all. |
| !banbet |
| Anointist my head with oil |
| I can easily say there will be no rate hikes anytime soon. Cuts? Shouldn’t have been a single one since September 2024. Not a single one. |
| This is gonna print 🚀 |
| I can feel my standard of living declining |
| we are the S&P 500 \n\nwe carry the flame |
| They aren’t gonna raise rates but even if they did a stronger dollar would attract more investors\n\nIndex has just been chopping with the dying dollar lately \n |
| This\n\n |
| So now there are TWO things to distract from....the lies about affordability and inflation, and those pesky files.\n\n \n |
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| Lost 10k on monthly google. Which represented 50% of my portfolio (lost it all before that, thinking this was a safe bet) |
| grow up |
| something around me smells like poo but I can't locate the *source*🫴💩 |
| I lmao at the software developer in Toronto that told me his job is the safest from ai.\n\nHe doesnt think the expensive wage slaves are looked at with the same cold calculation, and politness does not imply compassion. In fact, they save the most by firing the 6 figure guys |
| your rod and your staff, they comfort me |
| $10 up, $10 down. This market going snip snap snip snap |
| Seriously wtheck. I was half drunk trying to get into an uber and it was like why, just why. |
| For real. We stood a chance but it got obliterated |
| Anyone watching Pokémon 30th anniversary stream? |
| Another splendid day to sell puts |
| Well another -$20k after the bell rings. 🔔 |
| "I am gonna build a consumer ai device" these silicon Valley cunts are now gonna pretend they never saw a smartphone |
| The price of everything goes up with consolidation. They don’t need to have growth, just steady cash flow. |
| This spy action is giving me headache. Plus me not selling panw puts on Monday up 200 percent and taking the 20 percent loss yesterday |
| Learning Spanish is borderline illegal these days |
| What are some calls or puts I can make to ease my nvda losses rn |
| Now that everything is going to hell, do I align myself with the Duke of New York A-Number-One, or Master Blaster. |
| Imagine investing in the US lol |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 180.0 before 04-Mar-2026 12:15 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Already guys your goal to today is just to not trade. Really. Every hour that goes buy that you sit there not losing your capital you should be proud. If you end the day even then that is way better than your usual performance. Only if a super juiced up setup that obviously cant go tits up comes along and free money slaps you in the face should you maybe consider entering. |
| No such thing |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Proper-Intern-8136 made a bet that SPY would go to 700.0 within **1 day** when it was 693.599 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Boss wanted to help increase morale around the office but didn't want to spend any extra money, ie yoga in courtyard. I suggested we get to fight one employee of our choosing once a month. I got my eye on Betty from finance. You better approve my per diem or you are eating my knuckle sandwich. |
| if it bounces today as well then consider it over for bers eternally |
| Look at the dollar yes |
| Based on Futes, calls. Calls on the usual suspects. Software and AI has been beaten down, probably more of that today. Then calls longer dated. |
| Peter thiel getting rid of NVDA was right all along |
| Insider front running iran attack tonight, they lose to attack on fridays so we cant panic sell |
| I WAS LIED TO AND TOLD NVIDIA HAD STELLAR EARNINGS\n\nI CALL BULLSHIT\n\nI CALL BULLASHIT\n\nI CAAAAALLLLLLLL BULLLLLLSHIITTTTTT |
| We are almost at ATHs lmao |
| Dude you haven’t cited any facts history or research data. I told you about railway mania and you had no response. And were you aware that microsoft lost 90% of its mkt cap during the dot com bubble burst.\n\nYou misinterpreted my point wrong as well. Can you even read? I said the internet changed the world. I’m not fucking denying that you fucking dumbass. What I am saying is that expectations for it were too high. Same with railways. You literally said this was like the freeway buildout. Do you even know how fucking long that took? I mean jesus dude you’re just spewing shit out of your ass |
| Cnbc, the best source of market news |
| Smarter than me who bought calls and hold 😩 |
| From what I have learned, it creates a dip but ultimately recovers pretty quick. |
| A 6th meeting was planned last year when Operation Midnight Hammer went down |
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| no |
| Yes, don’t let the fake near ATH fool you |
| Still bullish as long as demand continues- nothing you said is a recession indicator- it will increase issues in the misery index but the stock market will continue to rise- which is the point of this sub \n\nThe collapse in BDCs and private lending already showing they pricing in higher for longer rates, but then now before there is actual demand destruction and we see rate cuts \n\nIt’s been working for me- convertible bond funds are up 30% market price right now while still trading at discount, we have not even begun to see what will happen if we get real rate cuts going |
| cant wait to short every single stock listed on the texas stock exchange |
| Your getting the accelerationist in the audience all hot n bothered |
| Goddamn, Enjoy your worthless USD retards. I will look for french citizenship. Macron, if you are looking at this, I can be VERY Bendy. |
| works til it doesn't |
| Thank god i hedged my calls-only port with leveraged oil 2 weeks ago. Instead of -5% days, I get -2% days. Bless oil. |
| No matter what |
| Billionaires? |
| !remind me 1hr |
| From what Ive been reading, straight to nukes |
| SO MUCH WINNING |
| used to be hot out of my league divorced single moms hitting on me\n\nrock solid recession indicator |
| just delete the fake screenshot and life is good! |
| WHAT\n\nTHE\n\nFUCK\n\nARE WE IN A BEAR MARKET? |
| Stagflationary period inbound |
| If those are the price numbers released, you can assume the actual numbers are fucked. Buy at least some gold today |
| Someone getting fired over these numbers. Turns out that state of the union 2 nights ago was exactly what we saw it as: bullshit. |
| Yea |
| Thinking of short calls on XYZ. Maybe straight up shorting. Don’t have time in life to dynamically hedge rn tho, so would be a gamble. |
| There are now 14 aerial refueling tankers at Ben Gurion airport in Israel. F22 Raptors are positioning at Ovda Airbase. |
| No retarded gay shit will prosper over me |
| And that's without a major war in the Middle East |
| That bitch headed to 350 |
| I’m starting to think everything’s computer |
| Gold |
| Producers taking the inflation burden off of consumers |
| Damn you MSFT |
| Proud of you, don’t fast too much bro |
| Real time inflation is under 1% and the Fed acts like they're blind 🤷♂️ |
| They are just focusing on making the "hard times make strong men" part happen. |
| Poop |
Big fish buying puts, expecting a correction\n\nLooks like they are done with pump/dump & unhealthy rotation trading to suck money from small guys\n\n Options trading activity is flashing a warning sign about the market Traders are buying up protective puts or selling covered calls against the S&P 500, says Scott Nations of Nations Indexes. Volatility is likely on the way. www.cnbc.com |
| Nice to seem something other than “bers r fuk” and “we will never see a red day again”. Updates on BMs happen either way. |
| …… if you are holding puts!! |
| Told u |
| Scotch guard my guy! Meemaw thought of everything. |
| GOOGLE HAS COMPLETELY RUINED MY LIFE |
| DO NOT REDEEM what are you doing?! |
| wtf? |
| Can we just drill straight down today please no V |
| >You’re an idiot but not the kind we need round here.\n\nJesus CHRIST LMAO |
| OPEN THE CASINO |
| Spy calls at market open are gonna print HUGE |
| Smart move by Netflix honestly. Warner Bros is a dumpster fire of debt and bad decisions and the content library while impressive is not worth inheriting all that baggage. Netflix already owns the streaming game and buying WB would have been like winning a poker tournament and then using your winnings to buy a casino that is already bankrupt. |
| I will, with 100% certainty, lose money today |
| Sorry. Had numerous chances since 2018 or so. Didn’t even get rid of him in November 2020. He stayed. And his replacement in 2021-2024 was a shell of a human. |
| Those WERE the cooked 🧑🍳 numbers 😂 |
| DONDALDAQ soon |
| Who let all the left extremism bots in here today |
| NVDA giveth and NVDA taketh away. At this point the entire market is just a leveraged NVDA position with extra steps. Jensen sneezes and everyone's portfolio catches a cold. The funniest part is everyone knew earnings were going to be insane and it still dumped because the market has priced in perfection for the next decade and anything less than literally printing money causes a selloff. |
| Definitely. Noticed this when I turned 30 and had to be a lot more careful when strength training. Day to day you don’t notice anything but it’s easier to get injured and joints takes longer to recover |
| Some peoples greatest achievement in life is being exit liquidity |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/burneraccount1819 made a bet that SPY would go to 679.90832 within **1 day** when it was 693.784 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 56 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Imagine being the guy who broke it last time, and then you get re hired and you break it a second time |
| The problem is that what Nvidia offers isn't needed in the current economic conditions. You don't need supercomputers when you can't afford eggs |
| No more mommy please no more. My ass is already bright pink being spanked my MM and laughing at my regarded self for buying nvda 200c options 😭😭😭 |
| I walk 18’. Sit in a chair a few hours and then look busy after a couple naps. |
| True! Unless you’ve gambled it all |
| Msft $407 to $392 in 24 hours 😃 fucking awesome |
| V to green to create exit liquidity and then -4%? |
| "Drain the swamp"\n\nThey made us the swamp. They are bleeding the United States and have been doing so since 9/11. Al-Qaeda and the Taliban both said they would take down the US from within. Look who is in NYC. If you can't see it you're lying to yourself. |
| Watch SPY bounce off the same low it’s been bouncing off |
| I’m glad I’m selling CCs on my msft position. It just can’t stay above 400. \nThe 10k in premium I’ve gotten makes up for it doing nothing in my port |
| Powell's soft landing has been officially destroyed |
| It's a smart thing to do. It's about stability more than a fucking point price. \n\nYes, let's let it get out of control again... Thennnn raise them |
| literally true, way fewer comments in here |
| Business idiot is my favorite term for those people |
| everything needs to be razed to the ground so we can build anew with AI at the core |
| Wrong. The obvious play is calls because retards also think like you they think reversing is the right play. I'm buying more putsr. |
| I’ll hold you onto this. |
| I sold my 80$ NFLX calls last Friday thinking I avoided the dip and made 200$, missed the 10 banger 😭 |
| NBIS -10% eod as usual |
| NERRRRRRRD!!!!! |
| Those big thick red candles next to the tiny low volume green counter-pump are the big dick bears about to cuck you (It's your portfolio. See this is an analogy). |
| Imagine if you bought NVDA at 203 during earnings lmao bols |
| Bring back sleepy joe |
| Yup. Futes lie on the daily. Well probably be red today. ATH’s next week or month with one simple tweet. Or X or whatever the fuck they call it now. |
| I’m going to take a nap. When I wake up my positions will be worth more than they are now. |
| Most of the big moves happen in pre-market. Wouldn't be surprised if there isn't even a -2% day today |
| They did before the split. |
| Momma...can i look yet...momma? |
| it has at the small business I work at that sells luxury goods ($1000+), our sales never recovered after christmas and our feb sales are down like 70% compared to feb 25 lmao |
| The market is forward looking. Takaichi is going to make them Turkey v2. |
| Imagine thinking this is a strong economy |
| Nobody gives af about interest rates.\n\nWe are in a vibe-economy since covid. |
| They did before the split. |
| That blows. I baseline months as 30 days and charge my tenants less in February\n\nBut of course, I charge them more for every 31 day month |
| Flop AKQccc turn Jc river 10c WE ALL HAVE A ROYAL FLUSH WE'RE ALL WINNERS |
| Caities classroom. Thank me later. |
| Wtf hasn't happened this timeline is more ridiculous than fiction |
| ape no like |
| Buddy works for machine learning at square. Said like 2 years ago aren’t you just training it to replace you and he’s all like durrr nooo. |
| Materials love a good stagflation |
| Donny adores tariffs\n\nStagflation inbound |
| Cold |
| Claude would suggest getting rid of the buyers… Hegseth boat style |
| Bols need bigger PP and it shows. |
| It's not retarded. It's a solvency crisis |
| Yup. 20%. |
| so just to recap: we are red/flat on SPY and QQQ on the 1month and ytd charts\n\nsoon to be on the 6months as well\n\nNDX more like "NASDAQ 00" |
| Not single handedly, and not even all at once: had help by omission, 2021-2024. |
| Nah, I don't believe there's any putting a descent into Idiocracy back in the bag. As soon as the Internet was created and removed the barrier to entry for every random fuckin idiot in the world to broadcast their opinions into the world with equal weight to everyone else's, we were doomed.\n\nIt used to be that there was SOME curation of ideas based on merit that would give more weight and more visibility to valid, worthwhile thought. It wasn't bulletproof, but it was there.\n\nNow it's gone. Everyone now has access to broadcasting platforms of their own choosing with equal opportunity. Anyone who seems confident enough is assumed by a large percentage of the population to be a source worth following, so they follow. And we're fuckin doomed, because only maybe 3% of the population has ideas worth listening to and maybe 10% of the population has the ability to discern which sources are worthwhile.\n\nAnd I don't know about you, but the alternative (AI running everything) might be better for most but it means the top 3% are going to be subject to the same rules and handcuffs and guardrails and self-protections as the other 97% of fuckin animals they share the planet with.\n\nThe future is bleak. |
| I don’t speak Italian, sorry bro |
| Why’s everyone bearish what happened bruh |
| Sell everything... |
| Going to lose a lot of money once that bell rings but it’s so bearish in here we just may V |
| Cmon spy fuck off trying to fight the dump |
| You ain’t black |
| That bit in the SOTU was *insane.* (I think they may have been mocking us…/s.) |
| I'll never not love this meme. |
| #PPI hot, yields diving. Retarded market continues to retard. |
| We need our king newsom in there NOW |
| Rrrrrrrraaaissse the ratessss |
| Since Ive said this almost every week for the last 5 months... \n\nI love International Stocks compared to this Venezuelan level corrupt market. \n\nCalls on actual Venezuela. |
| Buy in you won’t |
| I work with the wealthy, despite not being very wealthy myself. Not poor, but don’t have 7 or 8 figure of net worth. Therefore, I’m in that “poor” segment. And we’ve been hoodwinked very well by a DJ Barnum. |
| If he doesn't have a long leg he could just sell the shares he was assigned at market price. |
| Japan raised rates in December and their market is up 19% since then\n\nSome of ya’ll retarded \n |
| By making a joke brother, calm down bb |
| I guess they do |
| My kid is 2. When I see “Elmo” I really think of Elmo. |
| They can hire away all the talent and make a new studio/station. |
| Just sit back and relax |
| My butt is so puckered. Calls all the way. I’m either so right or so wrong pre market is fucking with my head. |
| Spastic bers celebrating the same range bound for the last 5 months 🤡🤡🤡\n\nIm sure this is the time we go deep red! Surely! |
| # IT'S FUCKING RAW!!! |
| LMAO |
| They think we hit 675 or some 🤡 number |
| So I should sell my silver and buy WBD.\n\nRegards. |
| The perfect administration is in to handle a pandemic. Just like last time. |
| I guess Israel and PPI are bad for my AI stocks. Very related |
| yk they will be insufferable if it briefly tickles 700 before stalling another 4 months |
| Murica |
| Just deposit 300k bro |
| 🤣 your laidoff ☠️\n\nAnd they'll do it thru mass text |
| can't wait to dump my puts immediately at open, secure a healthy profit, and then watch it immediately tank to 670 |
| sooo SPY 675 today yeah |
| So is spy |
| Bro what. Payment on fixed rate is set for x period. \n\nYou paid more in principle than in interest than last month.\n\nHow the fuck do you put pants on. |
| Yeah this isn’t hitting 700 any time soon, 600 maybe 🫠 |
| “Oops all lands” |
| Qatari capital. |
| Is war actually bullish? |
| PANIC RUSH TO SELL AT OPEN\n\nSPY 669 |
| because that's the way the cookie crumbles |
| What's complicated? He's going to come in and lower interest rates to 0. Economic conditions are just roadblocks to making green number go up |
| The geese flying over me are in a flying V (upside down) which is exactly what the market will look like today |
| NVDA: kickass company, dogshit performance due to number of shares. The ultimate bull trap. Sell high IV calls when it’s pumping cover on the (historically speaking) dump. \n\nLiterally folks. It always dumps at earnings. |
| What a fat cuck |
| 😂 |
| I heard Waffle House employees are getting body cams to make sure they’re using proper punching technique for safety |
| oh trust me, I know |
| Calls at open, spy hits 690s by Thursday. Thank me later |
| Yes |
| Welp Februbeary was fun. Looking forward to Bearch. |
| Right at open baby send it |
| Hahahaha hahahaha |
| NFLX showing insane strength |
| Elmo plans on building a factory on the moon. This will be immediately after TSLR figures out how to make door handles that open |
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| Please short it |
| Uff I sold my nflx yesterday for a nice gain but shoulda held. Ehhh reason I sold is it could have gone -10% with news other way. Can't go broke taking profit!!! |
| NVDA is on track to become like a utility stock, I think. Built the infrastructure and already the insane growth is taken for granted. Not saying it isn’t a solid hold, just that it may be in transition. |
| Mama warned me about stocks like you |
| PPI sky high, rate hikes on the menu, brink of war with Iran. Are you a retard? |
| I mean the late night shows suck anyways.. sooo.. I'm for it. |
| How cooked are we… |
| Feeling full rage Ari gold mode. So no dip will be bought today then I’m not gonna trade |
| We only cater to the wealth class in America now. Inflation benefits them. And we only want their business now. What the millions of minions need is irrelevant. |
| Waste of life |
| I bet it’s your kink you’re ashamed to admit. It’s ok. This is a safe space. We’re all brothers |
| Why are interest rates dropping now? I would had thought that an inflationary number would move rates higher. |
| Yes. Example: Bernie Madoff |
| People lost their ass on NVDA earnings play. It ain’t too early to proclaim what happened two days ago lol |
| the headline refers to the core index, it's misinformation, extreme and in your face, and displayed as breaking news at a key moment for the market |
| Probably true, but we have lifetimes beyond us to figure that out. You are simply arguing what you intuit from what is currently understood, which I have also explained in my comment to signify our alliance. But that doesn’t imply we agree entirely |
| Imagine how bad the real numbers are 😂 |
| I just had a meeting invite subject line "Mandatory Attendance" for 9am today sent by my companies Copilot. |
| the headline refers to the core index, it's misinformation, extreme and in your face, and displayed as breaking news at a key moment for the market |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee said PPI coming in “hot” is actually bullish |
| a deuce? |
| *I fucked a couch last night and I didn't use a Seeley cover hehehehe* |
| Sounds alot like putting $250k on the ~Bills to beat the ~Raiders at -1000. |
| I still can’t believe that fucker sat in a meeting, on tv, with a guy who’s country is being attacked and destroyed, and had the stupidity to say, “but did you even say thank you”.\n\nWait, change that-I can believe it given all the other idiotic and disgusting activity of this administration since. |
| Silver needs to die tbh lol |
| If you think they won’t hike when we start to get 4% y/y reads, you are off your rocker |
| compared to the expectations I developed as a kid, IRL nurses are shockingly blue collar |
| cause duolingo is ass |
| It's been shopping season for a year. I'm sick of shopping |
| I would watch House of Waffles -- a hybrid House of Cards / Office television show. |
| I sum up WSB in a game of poker. Both bers and bols have unsuited 7 deuce and are all-in preflop |
| It's expected. Their valuation is already through the roof, so they need a much bigger beat if you wanted it to go up. And nothing has dropped like crazy, it's still well within the same range it has been in for the last 6-7 months. |