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| No I'm watching the Olympics rooting for our boy! |
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| Actually people put mayo and tajin on it and call it street corn nowadays |
| What's the point of posting this fake stuff? Like I have no idea? |
| This doesn't say much. |
| It absolutely is |
| Guhhh cuhhhh |
| Ayyy who in the fuck is this hoe Mrs. Trendsetter? |
| Rybelsus has been out since 2019.\nOral semaglutide wasn't released a month ago. |
| It’s fake. |
| I once turned 11k to 600. So don't worry, you will make it out. |
| Can you tell us what your moves are for Monday, so we can do the opposite? |
| are you calling the USA sus? |
| He's purposely posting super racist stuff so people will stop talking about Epstein |
| Stock market is now "Cards against humanity" - greater the human suffering, greater the green arrow's ascend. |
| Probably doggy style. I can't see it being too different from most other animals |
| JUST. LIKE. THAT |
| Apparently you learned nothing from Tropic Thunder |
| Don’t jump |
| Is this still Joe's economy? |
| Yeah bulls cant always win 🤷🏻♂️ |
| You Better get all time high too |
| >That is not possible for data centers, a global industry with a ton of heavy hitters spending huge amounts on R&D. Data centers can already be functional independent cities of their own with unbelievable efficiencies.\n\nThe big problem with GPU DCs is getting big enough power feeds, because electricity generation in most countries hasn't been growing fast enough, and it's an incredibly slow-moving industry, because for decades, power usage wasn't really growing. In a scaling competition, Elon's saying that space is an end-run around those limitations, and having dealt some with the energy industry, I don't think he's wrong on that. On the US East Coast, power's already running a bit short, utility bills have doubled in relatively short order, and there's a populist backlash brewing. |
| if you live long enough, chances are you will get sometime of cancer regardless |
| How do calls work? |
| Yep you did gambling |
| Greed is a real thing though.\n\nPeople don't realize they've got their enitre life sorted with these kinds of money.\n\nBuy and pay off your house: 300-400 K\n\nBuy a good low mileage car you can use for 15+ years. 50 K\n\nPut the rest of the money in a divident account and go work any job you'd like for 1 or 2 days a week, more for preventing social isolation than actually for the salaey and you can enjoy the rest of your life.\n\nAny extra money you can earn besides that is purely pleasure money. But people get greedy. |
| Just turn it upside down and you're doing great. |
| He’s trying to find the perfect combination of words to send us back to all time lows |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| USA USA USA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 |
| Yes we are 100% free of fuckin food stamp fraud & crime bcz that shit doesn’t exist here 😂\n\nNow go pawn off your food stamps for some cash at your local bodega |
| You all think the 2 day recession is over or griday was a relief rally and we go lower?\n\nLets hear monday open predictions. |
| Maybe hiring hookers could’ve brought you more value than gambling 600k on options |
| One of us ! One of us ! One of us ! |
| Bent over backwards behind the Wendy's dumpster |
| Tell me why figure skating is the most athletic sport in the Winter Olympics but they all look and dress like wsb mods. |
| This is fake right? For whomever posted this I certainly hope so eeeek |
| https://preview.redd.it/gsm55n94j4ig1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e800ef242a27e3604a681266897e5792010646b |
| 😂 Got me. |
| Maybe both. |
| What the fuck is a women? |
| Probably need to take some time to reflect on strategy and how you are using indicators. Also define what type of trader you are. Look back at your trades and see what you’ve had more success with. Is it swing trading, bearish breakouts, bullish breakouts? Perhaps you haven’t defined a strategy yet? Traders who are consistently making money are usually using some form of strategy. There will always be a slight luck factor, but most of it is strategy. |
| Robot Energy 🤖 ⚡️ |
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| Oops |
| will be funny seeing crypto subs back in crisis mode . ppl really thought they were buying the bottom at 60k. |
| OP's debt post: [https://www.reddit.com/r/Debt/comments/1q2c2uj/suggestion\_wanted/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/Debt/comments/1q2c2uj/suggestion_wanted/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| Great job |
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| Off to see the Melania movie. Catch you losers when I get back. No spoilers!\n\nCome on now fess up...who else saw it? |
| None, everyone on the internet is a 45yo man\n\n\nThey actually don't exist |
| Not just your bias showing. Nothing wrong with that |
| you did great! |
| i think it's a bit late for that |
| Go on son |
| Damn gotta move to Canada, didn't know you guys were free of fraud and crime lmao |
| yeah, stupid scientists, lol. That aside, when I am disciplined enough to go to the gym on a consistent basis, I feel way better mentally and physically, so there's a good reason to go just for those kind of gains. |
| ai is the pop-up ads of the 2020s |
| Posts like this make me worry that Reddit will become this AI engagement bot farm that we all respond to |
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| “Let’s wait and see if your immune system takes care of this cancer on its own before we do anything” is genuinely beyond retarded |
| ROFL copter is on my Instagram reels feed. They weren’t joking about the meme reset. |
| Fake first time options a week ago with 6k and now a 600k loss post, crazy how mods take down my posts but not this lmfao. |
| After 12 months in 2025 and 1 down in 2026, I still haven't found a new job. Damn this job market sucks dick right now 😕 😐 😒 😑 😫 😪 |
| Flip your phone upside down |
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| Do a federal crime get health insurance |
| Just hold the phone upside down |
| Gamble on some RDDT calls. lol |
| cash out and buy some scratch offs. |
| But he cant sell courses with this😂 |
| There is no need to go to the gym really, I personally have never really gone to the gym. Regarding health, most people die from heart disease. So get your diet and nutrition on top as in stop eating carbs, sugar and seed oils and start eating supplements and that should be enough. Gym is not gonna do anything if you diet is trash at the end of the day |
| I just fail to believe that posts like this are real. Ain't no fuckin way. |
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| He literally just posted the past president as an ape\n\nHe has to take a break and let the IRAN bombing distract from that before he tweets again |
| https://preview.redd.it/c6ijjjami4ig1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78125d00301ac1e19af1d3a1f1e295a81a3d29a2\n\nLet me buy the dip in peace. |
| The Epstein files is keeping him shut |
| 1% is 1% too much.\n\nAnd obviously we have welfare programs, but none revolve around fuckin EBT cards being pawned at NYC Botegas for cash 😂.\n\n*Eats 🦞 at a restaurant*\n\n“What you mean you dont accept foodstamps”\n\n*Trashes entire resto*\n\n😂😂😂 |
| 18% average draw down selloff during midterm years. Last week was\nthe tell it’s happening sooner than later. 💩 |
| I need a chill weekend with no attacks on Iran so MSFT can pump on Monday |
| Any women here or straight cockfest?\n\nGotta be some retarded women losing all their money too eh? |
| Can you imagine how bad the number really is if you count the gig folks? |
| Grok\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/yehbj26li4ig1.jpeg?width=32&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac5a84a4e1e814f15b59e383342aa532589279fd |
| You get no love from the pussy. What will you be shorting next week? |
| Just do the opposite of what you've been doing the past year. |
| Follower mentality/FOMO\n\nYou do stuff when you see other people doing it. Trade’s already over. |
| You belong here, nice balls tho |
| And losing |
| Fake |
| Yes |
| Fake news not true, and if it is true it’s because of Joe Biden \n\n/s |
| Dude I've got like 17 million billion gagillion Shiba coins that I bought like 7 years ago as a joke. I still look at it and laugh sometimes. |
| If you had that much to begin with, youll be fine lol godspeed 🙏🙏 |
| https://preview.redd.it/fse9m0fdi4ig1.jpeg?width=297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a4c70a6b145cf9cc5211bbbf1de9fe697db0b44\n\n |
| 😢what is a lonely VOL junkie to do on Saturday? |
| If you are lucky enough, your own immune system will clean it up\n\nWe are getting so good at diagnosing cancer that we are actually performing procedures on people with no need\n\nYour immune system regularly fights and defeats cancer. It becomes a problem when your immune system fails to fight it. |
| It looks like u lost most of it on one trade. |
| That’s a good point about Friday, but all that buying pressure has to run out soon. It might not be next week. But the writing is on the wall for tech. Last week was a warm up for a bigger drop eventually.\n\nI’m starting a small position in SQQQ as soon as QQQ crosses back over the 100 MA to put my money where my mouth is. We’ll see. 🤷♂️ |
| We going up or down Monday? |
| I’m definitely not an overly optimistic person. Dude is just moping. \n\nYou can complain about your life or try to improve it. |
| learn Chemistry. form relations with a few unscrupulous individuals. start knocking. |
| Say thank you! |
| Bro, you could’ve bought 2 houses and used the rental income from said houses to do this shit.\n\nYou could’ve retired in a large chunk of the world. I just, don’t understand… |
| Haha, I knew this guy in college |
| Each! 100btc, 100 strategy |
| Bingo |
| At this point, all on 0dte. \n\nBut seriously, what happened? |
| Madonna! |
| Gawd damn it oh lawd why ya'll didn't tell me about Armenian women 😯🤣🫂 |
| Arguing with my cat |
| bruh come on |
| What the fuck this idiot couldve retired in thailand now instead of retired hes just ret4rded |
| Lol snap benefits are like 1% of the fed budget, what news are you watching that food stamps are brought up that often. Canada does not have a single welfare program? |
| it feels like a fake |
| Definitely gambling. Better odds than the casino though |
| you're probably performing the wrong spell rituals 🤷♂️ |
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| have an EU passport |
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| No No No\n\nJobs are all time high\n\nStocks are all time high\n\nRatings all time high\n\nFuck I gotta get high to cope in this environment 😭 |
| btc back to 60k on monday? probably |
| You didn't use enough leverage. |
| It’s only racist if you’re offended |
| Lend me the 600k for better results |
| Pls explain to me how did this guy make money.\n\nI’m pretty new to all of this. This shit looks like gambling rather than a thought out strategy. |
| This has always been the answer |
| Hell yeah reverse returns |
| Hmm maybe don’t do that again. What positions? |
| I am kind of glad that they got something. Poor little buddies don’t get too many wins. Was a good catching falling knives opportunity for me too. |
| Always is. |
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| How come everytime I wish for a direction for the markets to go to in here it just takes the opposite? |
| What happens if you're diagnosed with cancer while unemployed and have no insurance ? You just die ?\n\nJust need to plan incase it happens |
| Assume SNAP launches an OnlyFans competitor within their app. What do you think the stock price would go to? |
| Old APO leadership is the files |
| I miss when SNAP would dump 30% and I could reload puts before the next dump. |
| i hate wen theres no futes on saturday 🙁 |
| I always am. Just look at my page. |
| Boobs |
| ponzi |
| Many failures. And a few big wins. |
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| I’m pulling out of a RDDT short, so this week might be better if everyone has that same thought? |
| this frozen wasteland weather in nyc is way worse for my mental health than that -40% 1W in my port |
| Everything went fine until Friday |
| I agree on everything, but dont you think friday price action was rather strong? I mean, it was no low volume, bulls where in control every single 10 m candle of the day to the point the graph looked like a stair and it ended at the ath.\n\n\nIm inclined to think we should be going down one month from here, but that strong friday session is making me question some things about the bear thesis |
| I don't understand why people would think that building a data center in spaces makes sense. \n\nLike you can't radiate heat in a vacuum man |
| I am, but all i keep hearing/reading about are fuckin food stamps in the 🇺🇸 \n\nOnly western country with such a system |
| Yeah. Probably maybe between Monday and 2030. 🤌🏼 |
| That's super-interesting - I tend to be contrarian so when everything's high I lean towards puts, and during periods like last week when the "normal" direction is sideways or down vs. up, that's been really profitable. Of course I get killed on days like Friday.\n\nDo you typically open at the start of the day and close partway through? Or you're trading midday on the ups and downs? |
| I agree |
| Whenever I hear waste management I think of the Italian Mob. Is that racist? |
| I've literally never felt energy from coffee. I'll drink it for the taste, but it does fuck all in terms of energy for me... Just jitters and anxiety if I have too much. So lame. |
| LOL. God I know that feeling |
| Calls on carvana |
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| Gotta get the big tiites so you can count more press |
| Puts |
| Bears had a good 1 week. We’ll take it from here |
| Surprisingly Robinhood. Fantastic user friendly setup |
| Exited? There was no selling movement on all the stocks yesterday |
| 🥭 would deport all superheroes to keep taxpayer money from going into reconstruction properties\n\nHe would do business with the supervillains |
| Trump is very quiet this weekend. Is he ok? |
| Or tight stop losses to your cost basis so you can drop your cost basis with the market if it plummets. |
| Just had a good time with 2 hookers. I gave them the money and told them to invest in Micron and Google.\n\nBut they told me they're putting it into McDonald's and Pepsi instead.\n\nI asked why and they said if we regress a (1,0) dummy variable for the presence of McDonald’s on TI’s index, the total urban population, per capita GDP, and urban \r\nGDP (urban population times per capita GDP), we get the following results (with \r\nt-statistics in parentheses): \r\nProb(Presence = 1) = 0.23 + 0.085 TICPI +0.0019 Urban population \r\n (2.06) (2.47) (2.53) + 0.0033 per capita GDP - 0.0000 Urban GDP \r\n (0.50) (-0.73) \r\nR2\r\n = 0.26 SER = 0.42 n = 121. The results suggest the \r\nexistence of a virtuous circle: countries that succeed in institutionalizing some \r\nrule of law and that are open to the world will be recipients of McDonald’s \r\npresence and the attendant benefits. Countries that cannot meet these criteria will \r\nbe left behind. |
| Less reward |
| Puts on this guy's self esteem |
| Idk, seems like a pretty obvious big breakout for the Q’s coming within the next 4-8 weeks. |
| Yeah this dude is retarded. That was the minor correction. We’re going back up. |
| The regarded one |
| Hopefully this year for the sake of my $7.5 leaps |
| Well played! |
| Because I've sold in the past and missed 100k |
| Yeah so close to buy calls on Thursday but chickened out |
| I bought at the top and it apparently moves 1 for 1 to bitcoin right now. Fuck my life lmao |
| Yeah, ditto, but it doesn't seem as completely ridiculous as when I first started looking at it. |
| Lmfao. $40 mil, and you don't have $50k liquid to prove it? Classic. \n \nI know a guy who needs a job, but realistically, if you have an S-Corp (presumably with that $40 mil) you should be able to give him $50k on a 1099 to do nothing and not even care. Lol. |
| It’s ass especially for options |
| It’s not but ok |
| I thought this shit was AI for the longest time but it's actually real, enjoy: https://youtu.be/rXHqqmVhr8M?t=401 |
| You got this, just be a man about it if you lose it |
| first tme? |
| I like watching overly optimistic and overly pessimistic people discuss their world views! \n\nI sometimes am like, man your depression is making me depressed. Getaway, but I am told by society I have to support them so they don't off themselves! \n\nThen I am like man I gotta watch out for myself too! |
| That was a turducken joke. The old one-two. |
| Bers are going to look back on these sales and cry so fucking hard. |
| Nobody can explain to me what RCAT does that nobody else can do. They build drones, which literally many defense companies can do at better scale. |
| should've just sold a portion |
| \ni think they get wiped out once a q |
| Update for those who care. I pressed 150’s x 3 on flat chest. Tell me you’re proud or else I’ll…I’ll…cry 😭 |
| Idk make the stock price go up |
| I only deleted it because I thought it wasn't working - I stand by my banbet 😀 |
| Reverse cowdino |
| They got legs in the Metaverse now so that money was well spent |
| ol billy got the herps. |
| Who the heck still trades SNAP? none of the kids use it. It's dead in the water. Last time it was relevant was when they released those camera glasses 10 years ago. |
| I gave you guys a fun fact earlier that Circuit City founded Carmax. \n\nBlockbuster GOD Wayne Huizenga started Autonation. \n\nHe also was a part of Waste Management ($WM) \n\nThe more you know |
| what does a Reddit subscription even do |
| wtf is today's connections today bro, i hate when they do this shit |
| Oh yeah give me your feelings. I love your feelings. |
| That's based NGL |
| Does that mean that he is twice as smart as 10% of the population? \n\nJust trying to help the math out for ya |
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| Tesla doesnt deserve Mag7 status |
| MSTY dividends insane |
| Too late! I went all in at $15 when everyone told me it was going back to $5! Cheers. |
| lol -70% in 4 months |
| I’m just a retard, but I’m bearish as all fuck for tech. Nasdaq will dump like it’s 2000. Even with Friday’s rally, QQQ is still under the 100 MA on the daily. 4 days in a row under the 100 MA. The last time it went under that line for longer than 2 days was February into April of last year. That big liberation day crash.\n\nFriday was just a dead cat bounce for foolish buyers. Big red coming to shit all over everyone. |
| Loooool yup. |
| already dumping. back to 60k sunday probably |
| Lol i think we got the same one. |
| Are you Russian? Only place I can think of being blocked and not even sure that is true. It is up the country you would be moving to allow investor visas and there are plenty of countries that have a program |
| Honestly, we're not even *that* regarded. r/valueinvesting is way worse 💀 |
| From 69k to 69k what a pump |
| really? even w etfs closed? im surprised i must admit |
| Yeah, I got a findom man, it’s called the Nasdaq. |
| Yeah, I had to make a lot of trades just to negate losses. Brought my portfolio back to 8.75% up YTD, but damn that was a fight. Eliminating YTD realized gains early though and transferring them into a lower cost basis might keep me from making an estimated tax payment Q1 though. I guess that’s a win. |
| how does amazon stock only fall 7% on such a huge capx? $200 billion?? wtf is this correct? The metaverse was only $40 billion or so total over 3 years |
| Last week’s negative narrative from business news outlets around the sharp rise in CapEx spending by several Magnificent Seven stocks overlooks the upside for the “picks and shovels” providers. Increased CapEx is a direct tailwind for memory, semiconductor, and data center companies, which I expect to rebound over the next few weeks. My favorite names in these areas are Micron, Taiwan Semiconductor, and Celestica. |
| Only if i get assigned when I sell puts on it again, but really the earnings is next week so idk if i will even do that afterwards - will depend on what the ER is like. |
| I'll bite - why? |
| Wait there’s a sub for MSTR? So we aren’t the most regarded sub after all |
| Theta is coming for YOU 🫵 |
| Because I think it bottomed out around 140, RSI is under 21, extremely oversold, forward p/e around 32. Very underpriced for a high growth tech stock with low capex. Market should re-rate the stock to closer to 200 within the next couple weeks. |
| short btc to hedge that |
| lol wat |
| crypto crash too |
| Amzn is probably a giant automation/robotics winner over the next 2 years or so |
| The one that stays with you for life |
| Goddamn unc |
| AXTI has had a wild few weeks. It has swung between $17 and $24, multiple times in that span. Buying calls when it dips has been pretty profitable for me, but IV is high. I'm also taking advantage of the high IV by selling cash secured puts.\n\nNo 0DTE options available for it, but even 2/20 options swing like crazy. The only question is, calls or puts? |
| crypto will crash, stocks don't care |
| Crypto pumping. V time. Bers r fukd |
| I once read that eventually Bitcoin will be too big to fail that miners will be paid fees in order to keep the system going.\n\nThat is how you know Bitcoin is unsustainable long term. Without outside intervention or the price continuing to go up, it will collapse like a black hole |
| How |
| Puts 😏 |
| Leave it to Reddit randoms to call for Microsoft’s downfall. Only top 5 in every major earnings category and with no signs of slowing down. Expected growth for Azure was 39% and they landed at 38%. Every other category beat expectations, and cloud is not the only thing they offer lol. |
| Not sure why this is being downvoted, you're totally correct. There's literally a list price, and how much mass f9 can take to orbit. |
| I shit u not I have an online femdom |
| Fun fact, Pepsi once owned one of the biggest collections of military submarines. Google it. |
| Lead singer of the 90's band "3 doors down" passed away from cancer at 47 today.\n\nThat's not very old to me... auhhhhggg mortality |
| Wow just realized OPEN is still hanging on |
| Did 🦕 do it doggy style or regular sex |
| Ohhhh |
| Sir, this is a casino. Please go bet on the Olympics. |
| You truly belong here, love you, you degenerate. |
| That’s cool. I respect the balls.\nHell, I’m even more regarded, I’m bag holding tech 🤪 |
| I don’t have 250 in liquidity to move. I have $55,000 in my personal savings account I can touch. \n\nMy S CORP however,\n\n\nWould you like a job? |
| I bought 2028 $65 leaps on IBIT.\n\nI bought BTC around $12,000. I will just keep that |
| Sometimes the ads work on me but I’m a regard so |
| What happens if you time travel? Will it still be 24 hours? |
| Just go to truth social and delete rddt |
| They haven't actually |
| By “actually growing” are you talking about the AI circle jerk hype train? 🤔 |
| no such thing as oversold cron |
| to buy nbis when it gets dumped again? |
| HOOD has been beaten down way too much, so calls! |
| Imagine when companies realize paying for superbowl ads isnt even worth it and their brand is already so big that people were going to buy their shit anyway. Like coke or pepsi. |
| In the same way you’re betting on the market mean reverting, your gambling odds also mean revert to the average- that being not in your favor. If $300 is a lot to you, it’s time to cash the hell out and put at least some of it in a Roth. \n\nI’m not a member of wsb and I know this is like pouring a bottle of water in an ocean of piss, but your EV is not positive when doing day trading or options and the variance on return per play is crazy so the market will catch up to you eventually. May not be your next bet, but definitely eventually if you let it ride each time. |
| The only thing we know about Monday is that it will be 24 hours |
| The Tardío spell during the last Quidditch match is how we got half of the members of this sub. |
| What the hell is 🌽 and why do you all keep buttering it |
| Oh im just saying that cause I was retarded and held calls lmao |
| Need the retards to pump NBIS all of next week into the ER so I can dump it or sell some overpriced covered call. |
| That’s crazy. The (Dutch) military people I know are set for life by the time they’re in their thirties with a few smart investments from their savings. Op belongs in this casino fot sure |
| Wife's boyfriend here. She's kind of annoying, so I don't blame him. |
| Why tf wouldn’t you sell |
| How many Reddit Max subscriptions we got to buy again to get Reddit stock to rocket past $300/share lmao 🤣 🤔 |
| Msft price on Monday? What we thinking. I have stupid high limit orders. Bought some 0DTE 400c and probably going to exit shortly on Monday morning and port into whatever looks like best 0dte trade. Only have 900 left and looking to grab something directly after market open\n\nSpy?\nSlv?\nASTS?\nHit me up\nAny cliff jumpers? Puts be fuck but that is so last week am I right my chums |
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| he who knows (nose) win while the cattle provide delicious milk. |
| Oh, without a doubt. I mean, I’ll deal with a “normal” red Monday, it happens, but these -2% days are stupid brutal.\n\nA +1% Monday? Woohoo!! |
| When does the Quidditch World Cup start? |
| Was shitting bricks with a gigantic NBIS position! And then like magic, $70k loss wiped out! |
| buy low sell high |
| Nothing ever happens |
| Again? |
| Yeah, it's overpriced now. Value, staples all priced too high. Rotation back to actually growing companies is already happening by big money. Posts like yours and talking heads saying staples is the place to be is my top signal |
| You have to ask: is depopulation better than degenerates breeding\n\nI honestly don't know. Maybe if AI really automates most work, this will be the best thing |
| low carb |
| I take it you're hoping for a "17 Black" outcome? |
| If we get another 1+% day on monday ill be a happy guy |
| ...when enough dumbasses eventually give into this sort of terrible argument. \n \nAgain, people have figured out that BTC is no different than TrumpCoin or the monkey NFTs. And, it's not any more functional than any other existing currency. \n \nStill, you do you, mate. Grift and pump to your heart's content. I'm rooting for you. |
| Fuck the naysayers. I saw it too.\n\nSame pattern for the last year or so.\n\nFree $ everyday. Let's fucking ride homeboy!\n\n(I'm 100% gonna lock in most of my stuff @ the next 695 retest.) |
| Bad news for Japan as well, though I am thankful for the fact that my pay wasn't in Yen. |
| Meta is the one that was strangest — stop loss raid. The market had already digested high capex bc of bigly growth. |
| shoulda woulda coulda\n\nsmh |
| Major yup. Dicks out on that. |
| Wow |
| Support at $140 on the weekly and monthly and RSI is quite oversold, could be worth a gamble if confirmed to break above $140 imo |
| I added KTOS, AVAV, AXON, RGR and SWBI\n\nlittle bit regarded |
| Probably not from the $600 kind. |
| Last night was “after *this* kind of day, it *always* craters on Monday. But now the Bers seem like they are hibernating. I don’t care if it goes up or down, just so long as it not another -2% kinda day, because that’s a -10 for my port mix. Kinda tired of that shit already lol\n\nAnyway, Go Sports Team! Yeah! |
| That Bill Gates is a rascal |
| "my homie"\n\n \nthe fuck is this an unboxing?\n\nso which one did you get? |
| I bet billy gates ate that pussy too |
| Can it at least hit China? |
| So it is self balanced |
| Generic dealer, with glitz. Violated all MAs, could drop more with occasional short covering pops. |
| My homie got an STD from an escort |
| When is Valentine's? Should I ask her!? At this point I assume she knows |
| Theta is ticking away at your options |
| putsonreddit was not available so fuck off |
| It’s not a matter of if, it’s when\n\nThey don’t wanna hear that while we add PM, PG, JNJ, WMT, HON, SOLS, DOW, RTX, DUK, WM |
| you gotta feel tired when you are tired and energetic when energetic without fucking it all up imo man, agreed, it'll naturally balance itself out unless you got a condition or something |
| Ok then tell me why you think its a bad choice. From my POV, you’re making it political |
| Holy boom box |
| Yep they are not really toxic assets that they are purchasing….not yet at least. |
| The old "inverse hedge" |
| Cabbage water |
| This is not how you send them $250k to prove it. \n \nI don't even believe you'll send $50k as proof. |
| We might just be extra green on monday |
| Not that many people (relative to the population of the entire globe) would die from the event itself |
| have u read your username in these times? |
| An escort is at least $500 - $600/hr\n\nThat's equivalent of 1 - 2 shares of Micron or SanDisk\n\nChoose wisely 😌 😉 🧐 |
| There's a certain category of tech stocks that are highly volatile that a lot of WSBers are overexposed to: ONDS NBIS APLD IREN ASTS PL AMPX RCAT and many others. I call them Smallcap Highly Innovative Technologies, or SHIT |
| only if there’s a shortage which they’re currently is not |
| Wild that airplanes used to have secured doors |
| [MSTZ investors in shambles](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/MSTZ/) |
| Not really, no. This is a worldview you’ve created for yourself. |
| So how is Ford’s ER gonna go? |
| Either flat or new bottoms. Part of me hopes it’s flat so I can buy more calls |
| Oh, I'm real (beep beep, boop boop, code execute) |
| Why not both? |
| Dow Jones crossing 50K and everyone got their ass deep fried here last week. Read the room, folks. We’re in rotation and tech is over for now. Join or get cooked ✌🏼 |
| 250m metric tons of gold is around a 300 meter asteroid. small asteroid. City killer, not a planet killer.\n\nGold is very dense. |
| But government shutdown, so… |
| Why tf would you not at least pick a longer expiration? |
| QE Lite^TM |
| I mean, 90% of those cartoons weren't really good anyway |
| **Elevator Operator** |
| Monday is not going to be that bad, if not still good |
| It’s joever |
| Another government shutdown good or bad for stocks |
| What app? |
| you mean the wsb wall of shame? |
| ? |
| Your wife is gooning with her bf and you’re celebrating the number of comments you make here |
| Yeah but then I have time for your wife too |
| I was thinking of selling my Reddit stock, but I'm going to keep holding since I trust ya'll are going to meme pump it up |
| Nope we're in QE-not-QE now |
| Word of obvious advice: always keep some buying power if you don’t have a meaningful hedge. So one or the other, but ideally always some buying power. |
| when i grow up i wanna pump shitcoins and penny stocks like a fucking goober mommy |
| Every time. |
| 3 day weekend next week so puts will pay the following Monday |
| A Monday pop is more likely. |
| There is a 50% chance that you are not real! |
| >When the drug is not in shortage\n\nGLP-1s were and still are in shortage |
| Where’s your crown king nothing |
| So we all loaded up on puts right or are we regarded |
| Way to read the room |
| wait a second, the fed balance sheet has been going up again since early december? I thought we were still in QT |
| CRM - Benioff is a beast at selling to Fortune 500 and will not lose the AI race |
| Congratulations 🎊 👏 💐 🥳 😊 |
| No attack this weekend, so SLV & GLD will fall |
| What platform you use for trading? |
| I think both are good plays. But I’m all in on infrastructure plays (APLD and IREN). Hyperscaler capex is so enormous, at least some has to be going towards data centers. |
| HIMS didn't buy a big enough plate at the 🥭 dinner. |
| It actually is |
| What do you think about the current state of everything in the market?\n\nLast week everything looked like it could turn pretty horrible and it suddenly reversed without any change on friday |
| smort |
| So, wait, I thought we are pretty much guaranteed a massively red Monday? Did I miss some news? |
| I really hope that was the final flush out I dca a little too much into calls and shares lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/e1miba8ic4ig1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daa2c9428cb04754c471c9a1f8f8c643a90edc5b\n\nI started with HON at the end of 2025 — sold a bunch of semis and bought HON and WMT |
| It could. Buy some and sell if it breaks down further |
| That is like 10 minutes |
| Fr, the nvo pill is cheaper then all the extra food americans eat when not taking it |
| Yes |
| We're going to rocket in 2026 and 2027. My EOY for 2026 is SPY 800 and for 2027 850. Then who the fuck knows. |
| No its not, check your butt |
| u/CALLSONREDDIT explain urself |
| Your father would be so proud |
| This is one of the dumbest bets I've ever seen. Silver just found its bottom and now is when you short? The time to short was last week or earlier, or after it pops again (maybe). Awful timing. |
| Puts will pay this month. Right |
| Nice job |
| Should have said hyperscalers, as NVDA caught a bid and Apple is a safety trade that’s been doing fine. MSFT up with software Friday. |
| You seriously just reminded me to make a coffee |
| Absolutely following this post. |
| Next stop, Top 1% Commenter 😎 |
| This super bowl has no rizz |
| You missed a /s\n\nIt would actually be worse. The "dark" side of the moon is simply the side that doesn't face earth. It still has 24 hour days, and you can't exactly keep your radiators out of the sun then. |
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| $200 -> $28k. In one week. I also lost it all in one day trying to double that $28k. Pulled out $500 😆 |
| euphoria |
| You mean the PBM. Pharmacy and insurance don't interact. |
| thank u for your continued updates on this |
| Congrats Brother!!! |
| I like how they justified buying bitcoin at all times high as “stabilizing bitcoin pricing” when they could have bought twice as many coins if they had any patience. No dude, you were trying to pump that shit to 7 figures out of pure greed and you created a massive swing range.. effectively doing the opposite of stabilization. \n\nOne counterpoint they make to dilution, “even though we diluted shares to hell, each share has a greater amount of BTC now.” Shares are still positively scaling. They could have down a much better job of that, but yeah.. |
| "DON'T." |
| Why are you posting misinformation? \n\nBiden is sleeping, not dead |
| Ah! another regard who will be praying as hard as me 🥭 doesnt tweet something crazy on Sunday. welcome welcome |
| RIP |
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| Will never happen for anyone currently alive |
| Musktein |
| Levered bulls got stopped after thursday, ultra levered bears got killed friday, next week is kind of a cointoss |
| Some people here only look at money as a sign of success. /shrug. I rarely visit here but this post came to my front page likely because I have ties to spaceX. |
| Sci-fi type ones probably like 20 years out at least. The ones you are describing seem like fleshlights with a bunch of attachments. |
| I am on the leaderboard for comments today! |
| boomer slop |
| Started selling CCs. Figured it's win win. Collect some premium gains and if my shares get assigned, then they sell above their cost basis. I'll go until it blows up in my face. |
| You have a good user name |
| bers tend to lose money |
| Not sure |
| My wiyeef won't even talk to me. She said dassa scam |
| How is this possible I’m new to options 🤣 |
| Similar thing happened with that 340k SLV puts guy. They pumped until he closed with a huge loss before dropping it like a lead balloon. |
| Sorry for party rockin |
| Guaranteed musk puts cameras on the female sex robots vaginas that freaky bastard |
| I never drank coffee/Red Bull to be more productive, that’s crazy, pushing your body into overdrive for a slave wage. I only drink that stuff to get caffeine high on my days off |
| I jumped in on Friday because of vibes |
| You probably have wrong stocks. You have to buy the ones that go up. |
| duh |
| Sounds like me in my first few months. In four different sectors, rotating in and out of shit on a daily basis. Good times. Can’t believe I didn’t blow up my account |
| If you work hard and follow your gut, you should be back at $257 by April. |
| What are we expecting for next week? Was friday a Bulltrap or will this just rally on til ath?\n\nCurrently asking myself what happens if Apollo misses big on private credit mark downs. |
| French and german governments beg to differ on the "no alternatives" front. |
| Go ask AI to counter your argument 😆\n\nDo you really think bitcoin would still be so highly valued if anything you said was actually a dealbreaker? |
| Nothing has really been happening. Friday was green |
| I’ve got some from May |
| Most mag stocks died after their earnings tbf |
| https://preview.redd.it/lqrjzmmib4ig1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5070c4ddf2c9c949cd771aa6eb28f9fcb11774d5 |
| https://preview.redd.it/2abjj3wfb4ig1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91e16422e15c46dada36ff358ef20bfd931dddc1\n\nDue for a bounce? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Specialist_Exam_8433** bet **CRWV** goes from **89.95** to **150.0** before **28-Feb-2026 01:44 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet CRWV 150.0 21d |
| Timeline for sex robots: \n\noptimistic 2028–2030 for early adopters\n\n2032–2035 for mass market |
| $200 million? |
| Sure |
| What is MM? |
| Exactly what happened to me last week. |
| Not online, but you could try attending Roller Derby. |
| Few things make me happier than watching RDDT fall off a cliff. |
| Wassuuu Bicconnnec! |
| Was it a bull trap? |
| r/femdom |
| Nothing with bitcoin/mstr and TSLA is guaranteed unfortunately |
| Good price still |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/Coinbase/comments/1qyl4xy/prediction\_markets\_negligence\_or\_fraud/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Coinbase/comments/1qyl4xy/prediction_markets_negligence_or_fraud/) |
| I’m going to inverse you and go GREEN MONDAY. |
| I don’t know what it is exactly but for some reason nothing about Friday freaked me out in terms of my put positions. It felt fake but I don’t know why |
| Believe it or not, flat |
| I made a detailed post for in RDDT sub worth checking as well: \nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/redditstock/s/W2exDScibH |
| I'm in staples, energy, commodities, and Coca-Cola. I don't recognize myself when I look in the mirror now. |
| You have a gambling addiction my guy |
| I made a detailed post for in RDDT sub worth checking as well: \nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/redditstock/s/W2exDScibH |
| Buffalo wing dip. 🐂 |
| I made a detailed post for in RDDT sub worth checking as well: \nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/redditstock/s/W2exDScibH |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Technical_Scallion_2** bet **CRWV** goes from **89.95** to **80.0** before **08-Feb-2026 01:41 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Take some ludes |
| That’s actually retarded lmao |
| Just think. For 300k you too can crash the market for the day like the guy who full ported amazon calls. They really brought the whole thing down to take that dude out lol |
| I made a detailed post for in RDDT sub worth checking as well: \nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/redditstock/s/W2exDScibH |
| warsh will push for cuts for sure |
| At some point, you gotta grow up and figure out what kinda man you want to be. |
| Have you tried the metaverse? |
| $mstr has a long, long history on popping bubbles... just zoom out completely and you are in for treat |
| Some poster left a very valuable comment that I think of often on another post where OP was assigned, “ABC: Always be closing”\n\nSometimes I set calendar reminders just to remember for those long strats to not be a 💼 holder. Or on day trades I make sure that about an hour before close I review the play. Like others said, silver ain’t the worst bag to hold. |
| hows my 136c on rddt gonna look on monday, exp this friday |
| Already have IBM |
| Ahh that means we’re gonna be another Venezuela. |
| At least still something brother. Could’ve been worse |
| I got burned so hard on my CCCX play this last week. I still think they’re the best value in the market. They had some rotten fucking luck, and me too by extension. A government shutdown each time they started to get momentum. Other quantum companies shitting the bed with dilution or whatever this last go around. The narrative of quantum going from revolutionary to “highly speculative and overbought penny stocks” in October as well. \n\nI see quantum in two separate ways, there’s the revolutionary logical qubit super computers and then there are deployable applications. \n\nIBM and google are a league above everyone else on the logical qubit side last I checked. INFQ is the front runner for deployable applications. It’s like comparing data centers to laptops imo. There’s always the breakthrough chance though for any of these companies. \n\nIf I was responsible and a believer in quantum, I’d go in CCCX/INFQ, IBM and a quantum ETF. I’m a degenerate though and see CCCX as having the largest upside in the next 6 months though \n\nFYI, I believe INFQ shares are locked post merger. So only CCCX buyers will be taking losses if it falls below $10. |
| That is a fun fact! |
Im +600 shares from the Earnings night, +300 at $207.60 +300 at $204.64. Currently sitting at +$3k. I got scared when it floated down to 197 after hours, but should have added another 300. I had faith in the $200 holding.\n\n imgur.com Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gif...  imgur.com |
| Just watching the Super Bowl. |
| Having sex with my wife |
| 3.50 |
| 340+ NYSE stocks hit new highs, marking the strongest market breadth since 2024. There were 22 prior cases when 340+ stocks reached new highs after 6+ months. 12 months later S&P 500 posted a median gain of 16.96% with an 86.36% hit rate |
| mstr puts 3-6months guaranteed win? |
| Call him Daddy JPOW. 😊 |
| This is the way |
| I made a detailed post for in RDDT sub worth checking as well: \nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/redditstock/s/W2exDScibH |
| You know whenever I buy call options, I end up buying at the beginning of the fall, then it falls more and more. I’m always stuck holding the bag until it recovers and I end up breaking even making $0. |
| kinda funny shitcoins have been dead for like 5 years and some people still get annoyed when you mention them |
| October to the end of 2025 was brutal. My account was up 350% from August to early October and then I lost all those gains and more in October and November. |
| Hold or cut loss on -30% stocks? |
| I finished the week up 1% but I feel like I've been in a barfight |
| Op is right, it’s gonna hit ten. After it hits 1 and they do a reverse split |
| Just shows you bots v. people. 50%+ of the 'people' online aren't real. |
| you can still do, as long as it's yours... poor |
| Nah I mean it’s not a safe haven for money and doesn’t have growth upside. Kinda in the middle ground of the market right now. These get chopped up. I mean it could go up but if so that just means macro is doing okay for a while longer and there’s better opportunities. IMO. |
| Sounds like he must have hit some rocks skiing down a steep area of chutes. |
| One more rate cut Jerome please Jerome, I promise I will sell for real this time. |
| need a hot mossad agent country singer gf 🥺 |
| Where does one go to find an online femdom nowadays. \n\nAsking fora frien |
| They bought SLV and MSTR while shorting on Friday... sad time to be a bear |
| This regard bout to wake up to a hard ass pounding from that dude theta on Monday morning |
| banbet it |
| In other words nothing happened |
| Hi my friends, what are we up to this weekend except for the super bowl and a few wanks? |
| Made a $1000 play on your idea. Portfolio is down a $1000 now lol |
| What dip? |
| About $12 at Subway |
| How are you doing today |
| does it need to go back up? |
| Looking forward to the FTX Larry David commercial |
| The “buy a visa” route is going to be closed soon as it is being abused from the people of said shithole. I still remain hopeful but we’ll see |
| 15k deep and over 10,000 of practice later and the boy finally gets booked for a few shows that pay like 50 to 350 per. But the real perk? The bitches. Well, a few at least. Is becoming a dj worth it in 2026? |
| - Jerome Powell |
| It’s using the API but they are their own discounts backed by the Gov not GoodrX |
| Can’t say it’s impossible for qqq to hit 615 Monday. Got people that work hard looking at charts read all day follow the news day and night to make a thousand dollars not including the tax than you go this…lol personally prefer his style lol |
| Thanks voo permabol |
| orange said the dow will double, very bullish monday |
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| Actually, mag7 will catch a bid finally — yesterday was down to load up — and we will go to all time highs before any index correction. AI complex is about to go bonkers! You sound regretfully short. |
| Really, what makes you say so? |
| At least $7.00. |
| We also have higher salaries than the rest of the world dude |
| Or a support level getting breached with expected resistance replacing it at the same level. Ie once it approaches $7 again institutions will sell. \n\nYou don’t expect it to get to $7 anytime soon? |
| America going to Oman for Iran talks should indicate that America has taken an L. |
| remindme! 10 days |
| Me I knew that |
| That’s a big word |
| Did you ever hear the tragedy of Jerome The Wise?\n\n I thought not. It’s not a story WSB would tell you. It’s a 🏳️🌈🐻 legend. JPOW was a Dark Lord of the Fed, so powerful he could use his money printer to influence the economy… \n\nHe had such a knowledge of the economy that he could even keep stocks from falling. The dark side of the economy is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… transitory. \n\nHe became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his job, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught Kevin Warsh everything he knew, then Kevin sold at the top. \n\nIronic. He could save others from market corrections, but not himself. |
| let me know when you plan on buying |
| Wow musta sold super quick. Good move. |
| Ok I asked chat gpt and it called you an anti semite. |
| !remindme 1 year |
| Probably |
| # BUY. THE. FUCKING. DIP.\n\n \nwe moonin hard next week. Ber ultra fuk |
| Yeah it's getting over that hump of $1-2k that's the biggest hurdle for me psychologically |
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| MM bought the dips — they sold the dips\n\nThey bought safe, boring things at the end of the day |
| Sorry sir, the yippy descriptor is reserved for the bears. Bulls are more over confident…maybe hubris. |
| What was your delta? Holy |
| Those saying no are mistaken, lol |
| How much you think a submarine cost? |
| Oddly positive in here for the weekend. \n\n\nDid the bears go to literal zero or what? |
| I shorted btc from 84k. Finally covered at 69,420. Left a good bit on the table. No ragrets |
| bad news for China if she wins |
| Meaning |
| NBIS too |
| Yeah this is called a break of structure - just a very zoomed out timeframe. Don’t do it. |
| Friday was exit liquidity and more sector rotation |
| Bro. I said the same thing yesterday and got downvoted to oblivion. It’s the culture here, all excuses and no self-discipline. |
| 67 |
| Honestly, the dopamine crush on Saturdays is worse than from post nut clarity. Saturday is like making a hardcore drug addict go cold turkey on his favourite drug. |
| She is acting like Trump and Margaret Thatcher.\nYeah her party will win this. |
| Nice! I got 4 $69 puts on silver for April lol. I couldn’t resist. |
| The bulls here are REALLY fucking yippy holy shit, we’re in for black Monday |
| It's not priced in. You're paying a huge premium for the chance of a weekend move. If Monday opens exactly the same as Friday close, your 0DTE calls are down probably 30% just from theta decay. Same as 0DTE puts. That's how theta decay works.\n\n |
| But my double declining wedge shaped axle twist is above the 69 lms. |
| believe it or not, calls |
| Nobody knows that yet. Charts look good for continuation |
| He certainly is in the right place. This might be the most regarded thing I've seen here... Top 5 for sure.\n\nGets 1000% on his options expiring Monday, and the damn calls aren't even in the money yet??? So he HOLDS? Holy shit I can't even LOL Casino literally gave him free money and he turned it down.. broh |
| Yeah, we're in a de-risk environment now. Quantum doesn't work, I don't see these companies being around for too much longer. |
| I forgot how good Gary Youngman is in this movie. |
| Insanity bro |
| No, ripped from the movie file. |
| It’s all about the Melania coin. I stare at my Melania coins while I watch the Melania movie. |
| with the power of technical analysis i have determined you are retarded |
| Can someone give me a TLdR on markets last 2 hours? |
| https://preview.redd.it/h3c7g7ml84ig1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0928c2f3c4149676617f2c28e592d905e503eb7d\n\nSo it is written so it shall be done. |
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| have calls on gold, if it goes down it’s either Wendy’s or jumping off a bridge |
| The trend says you are an idiot for not cashing in |
| Panicked overreaction |
| Haha good luck |
| It’s like shooting the side of a barn and then painting the target over the bullet hole to show you got a bullseye. It’s confirmation bias through and through with a heavy helping of cherry picking data. |
| what happens if you ignore it? |
| New phone. Who dis? |
| Possibly on Monday. Ask Blackrock or Vanguard. They know intimate details that not many people have acess to |
| people like you are retarded, turning into a politcial thing. your side agrees so you defend it. |
| The amount of noise introduced at room temperature compared to sub-zero temperatures makes that claim a bit far-fetched. |
| I have no stake in crypto. I hope it crashes and burns to 40k at least. If it can pull down stocks Monday and give us a juicy dip buying opportunity, even better. |
| It takes a special person to hold those calls over the weekend after what took place Friday… wtf is wrong with you? You know those are getting obliterated at opening bell right? |
| No positions. This isn't talkaboutbets |
| I have a fidelity account but have not used this data. Is the tool from which you derive gamma really that simple? How do you decide when to connect that with the actions of dealers? |
| still 6 grand to go son. |
| It's not public yet, IPO coming up later this month. |
| Not every drug is a s simple as GLP-1 peptides to produce. |
| CCCX? |
| Is it good time to buy DJT coin? I want to start stacking before it comes official currency of the world. |
| Thanks will take a look |
| So close. Once you get it over $1000. Things can happen fast |
| Any expectations for stocks moving based on Superbowl commercials |
| Depends on what the mistake is and how big the penalty might be. It also depends how "obvious" the pattern change might be. Your CPA is probably more right than asking a bunch of regards on here. |
| Try IBM.. |
| Bro refused to wait for consolidation |
| Not on this list but I think worthy of following more closely is Instacart with earnings release 5PM 2/12. \n\n52 week low. Profitable - growing cash stack of 1B +, sales of online grocery delivery is reaching record high’s every month. \n\nThe pessimistic view is $Amzn is going to slice their market share and some minor regulatory challenges IMHO. \n\n\nIf it’s not this quarter, it’s a soon - they’re way overdue for a rerate and I think it could be this quarter. Or, I could also see a buy out to take them private |
| This is backward or am I crazy? |
| Infleqtion - will IPO through a cccx spac on 17th of February |
| No, indeed only cursed. |
| Bro I am down and out. 360k since Oct 6. Went to zero Jan 16. Be thankful you still have something. |
| Based |
| Inshallah |
| Thank you |
| A system of downs. |
| What’s the company name? Can’t find anything with this ticker symbol |
| Start the drama now =} make up sex on the 14th |
| Rather than SQQQ I trade NQ futures for the greater trading hours and better tax treatment |
| 695c’s here already locked and loaded |
| Momentum traders stacking staples. We're in the upside down. |
| Try more strategy\nYou can take sell call/put strategy in callput.app\nIt will support us stock options soon too |
| LMAO |
| Oh wow, he utilized the invisible sky daddy buff with this trade (through the grace of god). Bold strategy, wonder how this will play out for him. |
| Because they had to bad them lol\n\nEdit: ban* |
| Imma start bottling my farts. It's valuable because it's limited. No more will be produced after my death. Buy now. |
| Congrat and fuck you! I went from $130 - $550 - $15 on Thurs-Fri lol |
| If you have resources there are some countries that may be better than your current one that have investor residency visas. Usually just buying a property there, or sometimes depositing money for x amount of years in a bank, is enough to get the visa. You have some choices, it’s up to you if you have the drive to test one out. |
| Y'all can afford freezers? |
| Dude, chances are you end up with $0. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/quokka1234567890 made a bet that MSTR would go to -30.0 within **1 week** when it was 149.401 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 8 wins and 7 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Who knew that the first profession decimated by AI would be cartoonists? |
| Well they've already been slaughtered lol |
| Chance the Rapper of all fucking people being a #CoreweavePartner #Sponsored is a major top signal |
| The entire. Fucking. Planet. |
| Makes me feel not so bad about my 45k in total losses |
| Lmfao shillver |
| That would actually send stock up not down |
| Earlier stuff to watch: The Professional, The Fifth Element, Dracula, JFK, Immortal Beloved |
| Buy Monday and make profit in 6-12 months if your okay with that volatility for now |
| ME ME ME. |
| Correct |
| Nah, women will be buying robots, too |
| Thursday was the big boys buying back at a discount. Friday was when they exited again.\n\nY’all got played bad. |
| First of all he invested $1000 and not 300 |
| He's taking credit for the Friday market pop. Claims he's taking it to 100,000. Note that whever the market bombs, he disappears. |
| CRWV is going back to 150 by end of this month after NVDA earnings (2/25 after hours) and its own earnings (2/26 after hours). Market is going to go euphoric this month. I don't know what happens after that, but I won't fight the trend. |
| "Wealth Adviser". I get all my wealth advise from old gypsy women. |
| I shall |
| Noice |
| calls |
| Cheers dude |
| lol |
| Just trust me guys! She goes to school in Canada and she's hot! |
| This guy understands, employees are cashing out at all time low on the reg. |
| Please post what happens on Monday 🙏🏼 |
| Oh right because you know more than the professionals in this space and the institutions coordinating the development. Right... Random guy on internet. We will surely laugh at your words like I am now at you. |
| The real quantum play is INFQ, open your eyes - over 100 mln revenue on a 500 mil market cap |
| damn, fuck my qqq puts |
| Wowwww |
| I’m not poor, also that doesn’t unshit the shithole |
| Futes cannot open soon enough |
| Theyre toast 💯 |
| Beetus Blast!! |
| Already happened now we pump for 6 months |
| these ponzis won't exist in 3 years lmao |
| All eyes on Japan. Markets will pump if that lady wins bigly. |
| Confirmed. I’m so wired I can taste colors… and one of them is pineapple |
| Bring the volatility back plz. It was so profitable in 25. \n\nLove weeks like this |
| Crash wen? |
| Msft thoughts for Monday???@ |
| no |
| yes |
| Is the bottom in in IGV (or, software stocks)? Upvote yes comment for yes, upvote no for no. I'm curious about where the group is at. I guess you could vote twice by upvoting one and down the other. Plz dont ruin it! |
| Thank you. |
| What's the biggest 0dte put on the market? Only have about 900 unfortunately |
| Rapture’s already happened. We’re what’s left. |
| #THIS |
| I am at least 80% ber, absolutely hate corn, think it will eventually go to 0, yet I am still holding yolo COIN calls I bought Thursday eod. I must just be bored. |
| That friday pump was big boys dumping stocks to poors earlier in the week and buying it back at a discount |
| The same Wall Street that pumps the military industrial complex, health insurance, private prisons, “prediction markets,” credit cards, tobacco… eye of the needle and all of that |
| I wonder why they have lowered the dolar cost average now that they have a chance |
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| Try side chick day on the 13th |
| no |
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| yes |
| Have you tried not being poor? |
| I can think of 40B reasons why 👀 |
| I just passed "the boys" loading up mango flags into their mangomobile\n\nIt is way too cold windy, and snowy for that shit |
| He’s rich |
| sounds like he doesn't know what he is doing. and just got lucky. and thought he would get lucky again. boy 3m in simple etf/index or divided king would have you eating comfortable. so many better ways you could of reinvested thatoney 💯 |
| Buddy that tsunami created by the impact alone is already an apocalyptic event. \nIf that happen thou anyone in and near the American continent will pretty much dead. \nBullish for corn/maize thou. |
| Margin calling? Who dis |
| 6777 |
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| Sell it then it will moon |
| DCA to 0 average |
| All those micro subs are either full of gey bers or full of retarded bols, no inbetween\n\nSmh |
| Technical analysis really is astrology for dudes |
| PM, DOW, PG, JNJ, HON, SOLS, WMT are killing it YTD — the rotation started on 1/2/26 |
| This made me exhale air in an erratic fashion 😆 |
| I am not sure if it applies to your case but I have found that doing a bunch of research before and between the periods for the legal sessions has saved a lot of hours. Basically I summarize situation and ask about different approaches I am considering (with supporting facts/assumptions for each approach) . After initial consult have done more research, refactor approaches and ask again. Overall it I just takes away work that they would have to do, and/or eliminates some back and forths. Lawyers rarely ever say that something is absolutely the best approach unless there is no grey in one’s situation. Best of luck homeslice! |
| About $5..... |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| Have you tried pussy\n\nA cat will do |
| Seems legit |
| I believe ice soup is the official dish of WSB nation - if ya wanna be fancy you may garnish with dandelion from the nature strip near your cardboard box |
| Parasites |
| What? I did think for myself. I told YOU to use an AI since its clear you cant think for yourself. \n\n\nYou have done nothing to counter my arguments. You havent even adressed them lol |
| Sucks really bad that I live in a shithole and can’t do anything about it. |
| taxes are for the poors |
| Wild that we used to be able to smoke on airplanes. |
| Thank you for your rounded reply. Then why did the stock drop like 5% pre market on the news? |
| Wonder what 🥭 will fuck up this weekend. |
| That's not accurate |
| I got some $SPY puts so naturally I hope we invade Iran today and the world succumbs to darkness and war. |
| if btc continues upward mstr will moon. |
| my body is fucked I can't sleep past 9 am 😔 |
| So paying lower prices in drugs is a scam? |
| Balls deep |
| You could have bought $10k worth of hookers and blow and got the same rush while losing less money |
| LOL. I didn't realize that. |
| It’s green for a reason |
| Theta gang thanks you for your donations |
| Exactly, unexpected… for puts to pay you need uncertainty a black swan, calls pays 99% of the time why even bother with stupid fucking put where you have to time it to perfection? Just buy calls on pullback and be the richest person on earth, never buying another puts fucking POS, I thought the pump would fade and they wouldn’t just pay calls so easily I was wrong… FUCK put options on SPY QQQ |
| Enough to turn 300 to 16k |
| open the casino already ffs\n\nat least open the futes |
| I’ll sell you some 710 calls |
| AXON spiked at 3:50pm 399 to 417 |
| A real idiots take on the market (me)\n\n"Idk what the fuck is going on but I keep making money" |
| No balls |
| Pineapple is on sale? |
| This isn't accurate. Sorry |
| Kind of an irrelevant example since Mylan didnt do any of the R&D on epipen, they just legally bought the patent then jacked the prices up for profit\n\n\nWhile evil, doesn't really relate to the HIMS situation at all |
| !remindme 5 days |
| That’s what I prepared for |
| Then go all in pussy |
| Blursed |
| MSTR will hit $170+ this week. Maybe even $190+. \n\nMy $130, $140, 150 calls will all love this so much. |
| My favorite part about your post history is every play you make is with less money |
| WHOS READY FOR A REPEAT OCT BULL RUN. +7% ON THE Qs IN ONE MONTH |
| I think you're overall right. Many, if not most AI companies will "fail" or be bought out by the AI winners. Most companies will however make use of AI to improve their businesses, no matter the industry.\n\n\nImproved efficiency and automation will be a game changer for the entire world. Especially in science, this will eventually accelerate scientific progress in many fields by orders of magnitude. |
| rapture with jesus telling ya’ll to sell all worldly possessions |
| betting against the ai hype train takes balls but those vwap levels dont lie, especially on pltr where bagholders keep doubling down thinking theyre getting a discount |
| So fucking what? Company is losing users, so it's losing support |
| If you want to buy the company thats spending 100B while decelerating, and guiding further deceleration, instead of the companies that are accelerating, go for it. |
| Maybe a bit less traumatising now than a few days ago |
| Minimum |
| Its hard to find joy in anything when your basic needs for love and attention aren’t being met. Seems like those are a luxury in this day and age reserved for the incredibly lucky or the incredibly capable. Being an average guy nowadays might be a fate worse than death tbh. |
| Fire sales like this don't come by very often |
| For sure… |
| Nice to see honest people! Glad it worked for you |
| https://bitcoindeaths.com/ |
| Y’all are just hating because OP is gonna be banking on Monday open print |
| he’s an otter bottom |
| Brother, how long have you been trading? What’s 2/9? It means February 9th, what’s Monday? Monday is 2/9. What happens on 2/9? The calls expire, plus over the weekend Theta takes away profit (value diminishes due to expiration date). What’s an expire? Do you drink milk when it’s bad? If not, you don’t drink it because it’s…. |
| How many of you are going to donate to the market this week by buying spy weekly 700c’s? |
| im a little less hungover now that ive got some lunch in me |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/DRCAG3SUN made a bet that SPY would go to 650.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 691.41 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 11 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| You sir, are a fucking idiot |
| Confirmation bias |
| QQQ calls after a week like this? And didn’t even think to grab a bit more of a time frame? Just going in raw with Monday expiration? Yeah you belong here 😭😭 |
| Reddit as a stock will continue to fail as long as it allows 90% of its content to be moderated by basement dwelling sock goblins. |
| Nothing but cardboard and shoe leather soup for bers this upcoming week |
| And each peak/valley is directly related to btc halving. As a percentage the peak has grown smaller in relation to the previous peaks but as we see the ensuing crash is massive every time. \n\nSomeday though the non BTC fanatics will get bored with the smaller returns or losing their money as they alway buy at the peak. When that happens the next peak post halving won’t hit an ATH before crashing and that sparks the end as there is no use case that isn’t more easily handled with fiat in the local and global market and miners will shut down as they won’t be able to sell a bitcoin for profit. |
| I didn't think I'd ever get the money, to be honest. I had to cash out twice because they'd only let me withdraw up to 250k at a time. |
| What do you do? I work in r&d, so I’m a bit more upstream |
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| I've learned. I've held at times and lost it all. And sold at times and missed 100k |
| Good bot |
| Non-apocalyptic? Maybe Leon getting his cawk ripped off when he shows off his sex robot. |
| Sounds like a silverbug's dream |
| How about now |
| Just click the picture and look. About 9:45 Friday am I bought. |
| SPY $710 possible this week? |
| Tesla Reported Zero Federal Income Tax on $5.7 Billion of U.S. Income in 2025\n\nhttps://itep.org/tesla-reported-zero-federal-income-tax-in-2025/ |
| Valentines day is in one week. Do I start the fight tonight for the break up this week or let it get closer? |
| 100 hours of MSTR research?\nWhat did this guy do....watch every single Michael Saylor interview on 0.25x speed 3x each?\n\nHold on, I'll do all the research on MSTR to see whether it's worth buying, and time myself:\n\n*Opens MSTR balance sheet info in Tradingview....*\n*Looks at Bitcoin weekly chart - sees ginormous head & shoulders pattern playing out, visible since at least last year*\n\nGuys, this is not a buy.\n\nTime: 37.5 seconds. |
| If you are a bear and you want some really well done red meat, I have found a podcast for you. It is called "Economy Meet Hisrory".\n\nIt is some really good shit. It is current, full of hard data and facts, and most importantly to me....it is both accurate and insightful. I will admit the guy assumes actors make stupid decisions, but his analysis is spot on IMO. Check it out. And tell him TJMBeav sent you (total bs on my part!)\n\nEdit: Full disclosure. This podcast is obviously generated by AI. It is readily apparent when you watch. But the data shared is accurate and the dooms day scenarios are very plausible! |
| AI decides to kill itself |
| QQQs? Why not TQQQs AND SQQQs and maximize ur returns? |
| It’s interesting it takes sex robots to do this instead of the women just having some standards |
| I wish I was a downie. I would be so free and happy. |
| your wife expects you to ask her to be your valentine |
| Just buy ramin. |
| 2030 be like BTC CRASHED FROM 250 to 125k ITS OVER |
| Happy for you or I'm sorry |
| Can’t have big pharmas profits getting diluted by actually helping people now… |
| The crypto Jews fighting the Japanese again. History does rhyme |
| Gonna sell CCs on yieldmax |
| Wow, I hope you’ll be able to put up some other thing like this before goin broke, I like it |
| What calls. What strike price, what duration, when did you buy? |
| Give him both holes. He’ll be fine with that |
| You can save everyone a lot of time in the future if you’d lead with ‘the gourd index is a bad idea’ |
| A covid-like virus with no vaccine and a >50% random mortality rate. >10% random mortality rate probably does it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ai89k7ds24ig1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1872b0706242c1ba27417e2fbf244a17bef2a471\n\nThank you — they don’t see the sector rotation and will not acknowledge that nothing changed fundamentally on Friday |
| That sounds pretty apocalyptic |
| Fucking coinbase. Skimmed a sizable cut off my coins when I converted to cash |
| Let’s get some news this weekend to start the clown 🤡 show going |
| Nope but I heard Joe Rogan passed away. |
| how many times has 7000 been rejected? I feel like at this point its more of a psychological barrier. |
| Oh fuck you VERY MUCH and congrats man! 🔥 |
| How do I apply for food stamps? |
| Bet |
| naturally lowlifes like you will gravitate to this which will help clean the gene pool of people who don't have a capacity for real human connection. so go for it. |
| I went through a whole rabbit hole earlier this week. Apparently the reason Japan went all isolationist with Europe is because when they started trading with the Portuguese, the Portuguese drained them of all their gold due to a silver pricing disparity.The majority of those Portuguese were known as crypto Jews. Just ask Gemini or ChatGPT , how did the crypto Jews drain Japan of gold. |
| 😢 |
| Tom Lee saying something has bottomed |
| OP your still up $1mm. Like Why did you over leverage at $3mm? That's the time to re-evaluate your positions so your not reckless and over leverage in this over inflated bubble we are in.\n\n"Pigs get fat, Hogs get slaughtered" |
| Don’t sell the loss simply hold and break even or hold long term and buy the dips. |
| is there a reason why it should? |
| That’s me |
| well i guess everyone needs to learn the secure your gains lesson. have fun! i really hope that works out for you but either way you will learn a lesson. |
| Maybe change your stray |
| The latter |
| Charlie was everywhere |
| You sleep the weekends on decay it is basically baked in you know. It's like business days vs calendar days |
| It's a simple case ( zero complexity) but lots of book keeping hours ( 6 years of logging hundreds of trades per year, options , stocks , wash sales ) |
| What would be like, the *worst* possible, non-apocalyptic, black swan event? \n\nA 250 million metric ton solid gold asteroid obliterating the city of NY? Tanks the price of gold completely and wipes out the world’s #1 financial center and a massive economy. \n\nPlease submit your own black swan events for consideration. |
| I'm r/ool what's does this have to do with supporting pedos? Or was it just recently proven that pedos use btc so they can't be tracked? |
| https://preview.redd.it/20m26jaf24ig1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6bfedd70c81b123db5c1a21d7ee72360b032eaf\n\nWill add more if goes below 390 |
| They're buying buttloads of gold. The LBMA doesn't report who their customers are nor their bullion movements. The current price indicates massive buying from a mysterious buyer who isn't Tether or the central banks, at least not at reported levels. They want the Yuan to become the new reserve currency (how to increase confidence? By making it gold backed) and they're building the Unit, a common international currency 40% backed by gold and safe from US sanctions for the BRICS.\n\nMeanwhile everybody's looking away and Goldman Sachs says the rally is backed by retail, based on very small official China purchases that are obviously fake.\n\nCheck out that FT article\nhttps://archive.is/20251115230238/https://www.ft.com/content/b77a95b0-ee74-4bde-b11f-32ee0fe03cd8 |
| I got lucky with some altcoins I held until 2021 and cashed out, and I'll never touch crypto again. It cost me like 5 grand to withdraw the money from Coinbase. |
| are you also taking a vitamin B complex |
| Why |
| Study for 100 hours to find out |
| Thoughts and prayers 🙏 |
| Its a stealth move to box the CME out of the system. \n\nCrever Gill...... |
| God i hope the cops get here fast. Someone broke into my home and left a bunch of MSTR shares. Traumatizing |
| Easily the best comment on the internet today. Bravo sir. |
| cook a 4 course dinner at home |
| Just have a nice dinner over at his place. He will understand. |
| Why are you using quarter old stats for your buffet indicator? The one actual piece of semi real DD that's wrong because blowout earnings just lowered PE across the board. |
| I really do not know if this is a bit or not |
| Horatius at the Bridge or the 300 Spartans holding the pass could also work lol |
| But you’re still running the script through insurance in many cases |
| Lmao do you realized how much qqq would have to pump to negate that much theta decay |
| Thank you very much thats extremely cool. I love it! |
| He’s going that, but I doubt he’s playing chess. He’s a checkers guy. |
| Maybe if they're the Japanese. |
| Wow theres no reservations left for valentines day. Im fucked |
| Haven't you heard? According to MSTR CEO yesterday, the\n12B loss this quarter was just an accounting artifact and they're actually flush with >2B cash to pay lenders. Very safe. Safest of safe. |
| Stock based compensation |
| Handle: alltits69 |
| I’m here for the discourse. The utter hypocracy of rightwing lunatics being offended *for* Jews and Europeans is just hilarious. |
| Powell had bad gas during his senate testimony in 2022 during a discussion on why he thought inflation was transitory. |
| LMAO…can’t even think for yourself 🤣 |
| Or +36k |
| This is the way |
| I work in clinical research so now I get it. We have so many weight loss drug trials, pills, auto injectors, regular subQ injections. A lot are promising, a lot had bad side effects. The clinical side of early phase trials costs around 1-2M. That’s just testing your new drug on 50-100 Healthy Normal people. Now imagine the drug discovery phases, that’s millions on failed drugs and animal testing. Add in the late phase testing on millions of people. Then consider that drugs take on average 10 years to be approved and most of them fail regulatory scrutiny. I think drugs should be more affordable, but also the system only works if big pharma makes a return on their investment.\n\nEdit: I just looked it up, according to Novo, they spent $10B on Ozempic. They created it, should they now go bankrupt? |
| So many of my most downvoted comments here were charts correctly predicting what was coming. |
| Just injected 400mg of caffeine into 🍍 |
| PayPal trading at a PE sub 8, steady cashflow and an incoming CEO that supports buybacks with free cash. I expect a bounce back to $60 within six months. |
| Lolol why not just DM them yourself if you aren’t a broke ass bitch. Oh wait you probably can’t because it’s nothing but a scam. This ain’t 2018. No one is falling for your crypto scams. |
| Some say 10x more |
| Genuine question-How is this different than buying [Booking.com](http://Booking.com) or Berkshire hathway class b shares? Just examples.\n\nI get the rarity of BitCoin, but you buy BTC .0000001 or whatever at $60K, and then you double that to .000000002 or whatever at $120K. Just trying to understand the logic. (Yes, I know it's wallstreetbets). |
| 99.99% actually saw that this was a piece of regard bait, levered to the gills, just waiting for someone to begin their career at a Wendys drive through |
| there's people on the corn sub comparing hodling it to the battle of midway... |
| sold before btc goes to 200k? oof |
| Can't even have a better "Greater fool" theory example than that . \nYou might even have better gain just by buying Energy stocks at that equivalent price . |
| I remember when this sub cared about toppling unfair institutions. Now it memes about supporting pedos |
| I trust eye witness testimony less than an AI video lol |
| Play stupid games get stupid rewards, i predicted everything |
| FOR THE ALLIANCE! |
| I own a specialized service company, love what I do and it's a critical part of manufacturing.\n\nHave to? No. Being part of so many historical projects. Rocket companies, JPL and took a picture next to the Curiosity rover that's now on mars, seeing rocket engines getting blown up on test platforms and feeling the shockwave... ya.. I lve for this shit. |
| Imagine trading spy long term off of chart data alone. Are you slow? |
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| Always inverse, bought Calls, thanks regard. |
| Smart |
| Ah yeah just pay it. I thought it was a significant mistake. \n\nYou should be able to find somebody that is cheaper. I have had specialized niche legal advice that was at lower end of what you were quoted. I have had business contract, trademark, and estate legal help at way cheaper. (I am assuming that for your case it would not be more than an hour for consultation and that they would not be spending time going over your taxes) |
| So they're buying even more than they're saying? |
| i went to get into AXON but still seems expensive even with the selloff |
| Personally, playing options on a leveraged ETF is beyond insane. Good luck cowboy! |
| so just the tip? |
| Human connection and not stuffing your dick with microplastics, or some shit idk. |
| How many times can one celebrate $69,420 in one week?? |
| 100x deez nuts |
| $BAP??? let’s get this bred!!! |
| Getting your car repo’d from your last margin call and instead of a tow truck it’s the Hulk throwing it at a bad guy |
| Is SMCI gonna have another pump to $60 👀 |
| I did not even consider buying off that alert. Even if it was correct more often than not buying anything falling 15% that day is a bad idea. |
| I think you’ve got an off-by-1 error in your logic. |
| >It’s stock is dropping because they have a shit product, we just implemented it here\n\nWhy'd you buy a shit product if you knew it was a shit product? \n\njw |
| And I had warned you all - degens |
| Quantitative and regulatory easing, inflation expected to cool even further, strong recent q4 earnings boosted by consumer confidence at the top of the K shaped economy. \n\nEmployment is the only real headwind albeit potentially a serious one. |
| Someone do the remind me in 2 years thing. Idk how |
| They only report what the central banks buy and it's underreporting. They're also buying discretely through state owned banks and the military. |
| We are back ro the days before photographs, videos and recordings. If you cannot trust the validity of those mediums then it becomes like it was before they existed. Back then your word and honor were invaluable. Why actual duals of one form or another happened for centuries. Why courtesy and chivalry were actually real and actually important. In some ways that makes it a good thing to some extent? 🤷♂️ |
| Almost like his dad was a KKK member who raised him to hate black people |
| Wow so funny. Everything is hilarious. Fuck this pedo payment system |
| Unfortunately this is how u know someone is a supporter of that party:\n\n- Argues over race\n- Works a dead end job because u can't realistically be racist in good paying jobs where teamwork is paramount\n- Complains because the world is the problem and not his lack of skills.\n\nMcDonald's kings.\n\nDon't argue just block. |
| once SPY hits $700 you will achieve nirvana |
| Broke even with crypto, sold it all 2 years ago. I hope it all goes to 0 |
| When a stock goes down is it mainly because of retailers or the New York and bank guys who are doing it ? |
| Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell man |
| Because it’s 20 years in and it’s still fucking useless there’s nothing you can do with it but commit crimes |
| Considering sex robots will be here by the time I'm in my 40s - 50s\n\nThe important question is why would I want a gf/wife in her 40s/50s\n\nAt that point they're no longer in their prime lmao 🤣🤌 |
| SLV is still fokked tho |
| brother we don't want charts we want positions |
| Azure decelerated 1% and yet MSFT still has a bigger backlog even when excluding Open AI lol |
| The average return on Monday after the Superbowl is -0.39% 2009+ |
| Straight ass it seems |
| Chartists shouldn’t be allowed to vote |
| You've been saying this since 6 cents.. do you ever get tired of being wrong? |
| I started to dca in btc this week. Will deposit 500 per month into btc and eth equally. See you all at 200k and 10k respectively |
| Say what you will about this Bob Lazar guy who talks about aliens, but that Rocket-boosted Honda CRX he built was fuckin *badass* man |
| because chart said so? |
| I mean if SLV being volatile is your play, why not a leveraged SLV position? AGQ is not very liquid though. |
| Yes sir. Hope to change it, but had some big gambles that went the wrong way. |
| Expiry of this guy's calls |
| So have they started bombing anyone yet? I want to get my current event news from the only source I trust - the WSB weekend thread. |
| Nice |
| And what economic event can happen on Monday ? |
| https://preview.redd.it/4esufcmzz3ig1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2016f9c32ec4b7b5128f0bc33451c7893a02a348\n\nI set that alert at the bottom over 10 months ago. At best it will ride at the bottom of the yellow channel for a bit if it doesn’t crash back down through it over the weekend. It will never see $200k. |
| 🫨 |
| how do I know you’re not ai |
| Keep coping. Dead cat bounce is all. |
| I’ve unfortunately learned there is no such thing as free money in the market… |
| Nah they want to replace it with e yuan |
| morning coffee run |
| I never really understood technical trading. How often are you correct in these sorts of predictions? I always wondered, if you are able to predict the price movement… wouldn’t algos be able to do the same and make it unreliable? |
| I bought a bunch of 🌽 ETF stocks when it hit around $60k to "hold long term" \n\nwake up next morning its up 30% lmao\n\nsold instantly\n\nI aint bagholding that shit |
| This is like most of the "ideas" that come out of Elons mouth - completely idiotic fantasies, but we have to listen because rich man is talking |
| Proof of replacing entry level positions? |
| Just don’t lose ANY more, yea that’s , um, pretty bad but it could be a lot worse. |
| Big if true |
| Is this that famous "British humour"? |
| inverse wsb is always the move bro. whatever this bunch says, be sure to do the opposite |
| As a European: no it’s not disrespectful. We applaud people keeping fascism and authoritarianism at bay. \n\nWe don’t need you to be offended for us. |
| I respect the honesty |
| How do people so retarded get such big loans |
| Wut. I will never do that |
| Ten days like yesterday and I’ll finally break even |
| The event is called Monday. |
| How we gonna be able to prove the reality of anything anymore if people can just claim it’s AI? |
| 2-3 years is also his dating pool |
| LifeMD is undervalued |
| With Hims, both Bears and Bulls get poked. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2ea0ux2sz3ig1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3667130cbc3f1956247f6a8d7aefe972c431332c |
| Well this is happening in Canada and tax layers are asking 5k to 10k just to look at your case lol going with tax lawyers it might be cheaper for me just to pay the penalty |
| Having the ability to recognize your an idiot makes you smarter than 110% of the population |
| When the fuk is spy gonna build a space elevator, whats taking so long 😡 |
| bit of a correction, its going to 200k |
| I like you, you're alright. \n\nAnd MSFT |
| You gotta examine your life and find things to make you happy man. Gotta be able to find joy and beauty in small things. \n\nWhen you get to be an adult you’re no longer in an environment where you’re constantly around friends, people trying to make friends, people trying to go out and do things. You need hobbies, you need to make sure that you’re not subtly stressed all the time. \n\nGotta very actively take care of both your physical and mental well-being as you get older. |
| True WSB star 🌟 |
| I always hold my breath in |
| About $3.4 million. |
| I can see only numbers and the name of the day. I can't see possible events. |
| You still have to work (on a Saturday no less) and you're trying to flex about it? LoLoLoLoLoL |
| so who bought the btc dip before it goes to 200k? |
| https://preview.redd.it/hcmtdh4hz3ig1.png?width=612&format=png&auto=webp&s=53c163b23863bb86d6f583b10ab5978e2f5a7b91\n\nSomeone check up on this retard |
| https://preview.redd.it/4tc7s0ufz3ig1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=53d3672de1bdcdfc6d0d1c0466499c801a326839\n\nWe see different things. Squeezed shorts end of day and then kept riding the cloud after hours. |
| Thats all you got? A different ETF? Come on dude, contribute! |
| Bot |
| You know nothing about Germany beyond what the rightwing propaganda and Joe Rogan have told you. The country has many problems, integration certainly being a major challenge, but I wouldn’t say it’s is the biggest challenge we’re facing.\n\nTypical American trying to school *me* about the country I’m living in.\n\n*You* are the disgrace to the brave Americans who gave their lives fighting fascism and dictators. |
| Good on you man. No better feeling that dodging a train, just make sure to not end up in front of another one. 😆 |
| It's a classic, man |
| https://preview.redd.it/i303p67az3ig1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3621ff18c27d595f5f0bf2e047a4f3973489015d\n\nYou should’ve sold bro |
| So fucking wrong its hilarious. What do you listen to |
| China bought gold again yesterday, bol run on gold continues! |
| Just as funny as the first 100 times. Soon will be the 69420 post |