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| You there?\n\nOP doubled his money on ALAB and 1.25X on IREN |
| Iran didn’t do calls yet just wait |
| Warsh was put there to lower rates. |
| Damn that was a lot of gunshots |
| Look, the parties themselves do not know what's being agreed on, and they like it that way. |
| The DOW is at 100,000 |
| Even with this draft (lol) Iran will be 2 weeks away from having nuukes |
| YEAAAAAAAAAAAA |
| Oh that was a rough few years or I wouldn’t be scalping right now it’s like my least favorite way to trade |
| I did something similar and she lost the ring. |
| Shout out this broke retard\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/JsWst4InUb\n\nHow my dik taste |
| Happy marriage!! 😉 |
| I just made a deal with my neighbour, I own their backyard now. |
| Right, why is everyone pretending something will actually change. This song has been played on repeat for months |
| If you could short hope for mankind, you’d never need to trade again. |
| Earlier today I said they'd dump munitions to save on fuel as the deal is made. Anyway, they dumped munitions 🐥🦖 |
| I thought taco had the most assassination attempts on him but then I found out just now obama had at least 11. |
| 🌽 gave up all the gains in 1h and bols are talking about a +3% day 😂😂 |
| So, I know you're trolling but he wasn't a founder in PayPal or Tesla. |
| Calls only for fake "deals". As soon as we have a real "deal", it's gonna be puts and blood on the street 😂 |
| Trump and the UAE are the only two friends they have, if they cross him on this they risk screwing themselves |
| He is the only man whose picture hangs above my bed. |
| Balls at copen |
| He's not even good at that, he has to buy them horses just to get an unenthusiastic handjob. |
| McGunshots |
| Never one peaceful weekend is there |
| How much do you think volatility is going to increase when the pattern day trader rule is lifted |
| Oh shit yeah he did. Still can't believe he did that tho |
| But did she run off with the sausage man ? |
| Reading Space X S-1\n\nWent straight to the financial tables\n\nEverything except for Starlink looks trash |
| Good luck, friend. |
| Ber crying comments in over drive |
| Beg your pardon. INTC went from $20 to $120 in a few months. |
| Future bagholder detected. |
| Why are we going down now? Wtf? |
| Iran just refuted US claims that the strait would reopen without their control and directly stated the nuclear file was not discussed. \n\nThe deal has no basis in reality is their response. \n\nTotal nothing burger as usual. \n\nhttps://gulfnews.com/world/mena/iran-says-trumps-hormuz-reopening-claim-far-from-reality-1.500551409-1.500551409 |
| I ain’t reading all that |
| The crypto sector responded to the tweet by doing rug pulls. |
| Yoooo, why you leaving out Zip2? My man took the yellow pages to the internet. Don’t short change him! |
| bols so desperate they're believing whatever US says |
| Well, he claims AI, but their AI department has never made a profit. Also the new rocket has never carried anything anywhere, and once it does, what are you making money on? So far apparently only their satellite department ever made a profit, and it's very minimal compared to the valuation.\n\nAlso, the way the IPO document was written, it's basically all benefits go to Elon. He has majority voting rights, your shares have no right to any vote, he has special shares, you can only trade other shares not the ones insiders have, and he gets the right to spin off any successful department into a separate business to fck you if you're a spacex shareholder. He also pushed to be allowed to sell his shares immediatelyar IPO. \n\nI'm not saying the stock may not go up, but it's clearly mostly there to make him richer at the expense of everyone else. |
| Iran negotiating their way into a super strong position wasn't on my bingo card this year. |
| Maybe it was celebratory shots into the air for the deal being done? |
| I mean logically he should and jpow did if you remember |
| Damn. Holding that ASTX till Tuesday is gonna be sweaty lol. Call options volume is HEAVY but who knows what can happen. |
| https://preview.redd.it/a3s9bvjuqy2h1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0089e30e875f118c87aaead9090874210def000\n\n |
| Yall see that chemical leak in SoCal? Yeah I live like right there 💀 |
| JD "The Butt Executioner" 🐥🦖 |
| Worlds Greatest Negotiator is on the case |
| Weekend oil tells the true info\n\nWe opening to -50% oil and +300% everything else, dont worry abt the conflicting headlines |
| Peace today…..infractions tomorrow……bombs on Memorial Day……NEW CONCEPT OF A FRAMEWORK OF AN OUTLINE COMMUNICATED IN SMOKE SIGNALS IN A GUSTY BREEZE ON TUESDAY BEFORE MARKET OPEN |
| I still cant believe SPY went up during the Strait of Hormuz being closed, just so it can shoot up when it reopens; people acted like the Strait closing would cause a Great Depression my whole fucking life lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/urmn6h4qqy2h1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eecf3b4319506198b8c3f76997b867a51e07e268\n\n"Pwease in our time" |
| Did it finally happen? |
| If we push this psyop hard enough they may just off themselves |
| If he opened a animal shelter, he would have done more for animals or humanity than anything else he’s ever done before. |
| Market hates software right now, doesn't matter how solid fundamentals look. That 100% retention rate is pretty wild though - means their product is basically impossible to replace once its embedded in enterprise systems\n\n \nProblem might be growth trajectory vs where they were trading at $65. Wall Street got spooked by something, maybe guidance wasn't aggressive enough or concerns about enterprise spending slowdown. When sentiment shifts this hard there's usually more than just valuation metrics at play |
| He is negotiating something under the table, and saying smthg else to his base publicly. Its pretty cleat at this point. |
| JPow will slap him silly before anything like that happens |
| How can you be so certain and still be profitable |
| Its hilarious how shit the world has become 🤣🤣\n\n\nBtw it's not actually hard, but yeah only a fucking retard would start with Twitter. |
| Lmfao. Far more believable than this admin. |
| Weekend sp500 being up 0.9% and oil only back to 2 week ago bottom shows that this peace was being 99% completely hail mary priced in. Efficient market hypothesis my ass lmfao |
| Rage bait is a success |
| That's an humiliation for the USA, what a bunch of idiots, it's worse than before. |
| Gun fire outside White House |
| Unless OP had forgotten about them he’d have sold them during the 2022 dip thinking it would have been a great investment. |
 https://x.com/selinawangtv/status/2058312115098697760 x.com |
| it's almost a decade old and you're calling it recent? are you 12? |
| EDS is strong with this one |
| They have literally been more accurate than Trump or anything coming out of America has been through all this lmao |
| > Shots fired near White House |
| Iran has already come out and said its BS. |
| Thats not happening so what else? |
| Bol news scraping bots in over drive. |
| He is at the WH rn |
| And 90 days to build up more drones/missles |
| Elon has invented:\n\n\- Paypal/ecommerce\n\n\- Electric cars\n\n\- Autonomous robots\n\n\- Space travel\n\n\- AI\n\nAlso first guy to have a quadruple PhD in engineering, physics, business management and women's studies. |
| Whoever denied it supplied it though |
| I don’t understand |
| Is that not recent to you lol? What are you 12? |
| 30% for retail |
| ☝️🤓 what he said |
| You forgot: \n\-nuclear enrichment stuff being discussed later \n\-potential control over Strait of Hormuz |
| He’s gonna rug pull the entire market isn’t he |
| anyone know how i can update to say 770 |
| Some of yall thought bear markets were steep. Late bull are way steeper |
| She looks kinda mean 🥵 |
| If warsh hikes rates |
| Nah you're always number 1 🐥🦖 |
| As long as tankers can exit, toll or not, it beats the current situation. That’s why oil drops. |
| it's nice! sunny today and i was out by the pool, got used to my job too |
| Open the Strait you crazy bastards |
| Digg reboot killed itself LMFAO! |
| Concept of a deal? hormuz still close? Spy 850 call it is |
| Has anyone informed FIFA? What’s the peacemaker count up to now? |
| What will crash the markets? Looks like nothing |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 760.0 before 26-May-2026 08:07 PM -05 |
| It doesnt even need explanation, we just get it |
| !banbet |
| Thanks man. I remember Buffett started buying in 2016 and share price took off after that. Hindsight is 20/20 but ended up being a good move! |
| so fking true |
| Being a bol on this stock is as disgusting as being a ber on spy |
| How's california? |
| Yup, ride the wave, just be ready to get to shore. |
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| How’s that guy PeePeePooPoo on twitter doing |
| I don’t understand. You definitely shitpost more than I do why am I still first on the wall of shame |
| lol…Monday may be a tough day for him |
| The world ended in 2012, we are all in hell . |
| Can you explain? |
| It’s already happening. Just see which posts reach the popular feed. Only video/picture posts get attention on Reddit now. The days where long text posts were the norm on Reddit are long gone! |
| The US and 🥭look so desperate right now. They are trying so hard to will a peace plan in place. Why would Iran agree to anything short of a slam dunk for them knowing the US is capitulating. |
| im pretty good! |
| How lame is this post? Let me count the ways |
| My shorts on earnings did print in the end. But yes 230 possible max pain is 220 so I can see a push to 230 and settling 220 roughly. \n2 3,3% days nothing we have not seen yet … |
| Bro it’s Saturday and already all this shit is happening. About to have 1 month worth of events in one holiday weekend |
| I like the people posting X links, like that's a reliable way to get your news. Like its hard and theres a lot of bullshit but X is probably the last place the truth is told. |
| it's insane how much conflicting information there is. Does anyone know what the fuck is actually being agreed upon? |
| genuinely who is 🥭 negotiating with? why every time a “deal” is being made iran always denies it? |
| The only thing Elon is good at is banging his employees |
| covid was 6 years ago, almost 7. |
| What happened to the guy that had 600k qqq puts |
| Don’t bet on this until it’s actually finalized |
| I didn't know saying stupid shit on Twitter was progressing humanity |
| Youre missing AI |
| It's not even Sunday and this Memorial Day weekend is nuts. |
| ……. Iran? Hands down. You’d trust USA over the people they are actively antagonizing? |
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| Iran, Qatar and Saudi will now pivot towards a security framework with China. |
| … you really putting this over Covid era lockdowns and uncertainty? |
| Famous last words 📈😂😂😂 |
| Nice Ballroom bro |
| Why 250 |
| Dude in 2018 the site of a nuclear meltdown (seriously, Santa Susana Field Laboratory, read about it) burned and sent radioactive smoke all over Los Angeles. There had been water tanks for firefighters there for years, but NASA ordered them to be destroyed not that long before the fire. \n\nCrickets. |
| That's overpriced. Love is [on sale at a convenience store for the low low price of $2](https://i.imgur.com/cjNb5Bc.png) |
| yeah, weird right |
| It means he is highly regarded |
| I hate people like you. Nobody asked for this. |
| Fuck off |
| Through years of being called a regard |
| The stock market can read Mango like a book. They know he will always back down at the end. He pushes things right to the limit before retreating. |
| gunshots at WH rn. |
| Tesla is about to start making their own chips. |
| Open , close? Schrödinger and hamlet both turning in their graves |
| Here's the gunshots idiots thinking it was fake\n\n https://x.com/selinawangtv/status/2058312115098697760 x.com |
| I'm going to start a weekend Fortnite list to game and talk stock smack for times like this 🐥🦖 |
| NVDA $230 next week would be tight. |
| This normally is followed by Israel bombing and taking more of Lebanon |
| I'm good fren how you doin? |
| Youre retarded for thinking the deal got done. |
| Still a long time between now and Tuesday. Lets see what the boss (Bobo) has to say first |
| Weekend tech 62% LMAO RETARDS |
| Bers committing a berrorist attack outside the WH now in an attempt to save their ports |
| There’s no deal lol |
| People like Elon progress humanity by like 1000 years faster than they would have without them. Like we'd still be in the stone ages if it weren't for these people. |
| Did you have poots? |
| Shit well if Walter Bloomberg says it. |
| So many things happened this weekend. Can't keep up. Ukraine Russia War going off. White House heard shots. Assassination attempt on Ivanka by the IRGC. This Iran and US "DEAL" |
| Pew Pew |
| damn dude that patience paid off big time. i remember back around 2014-2015 everyone was saying apple was done, iphone sales would peak soon and all that nonsense. meanwhile you just kept buying while everyone else was panicking about china concerns and whatever else. \n\n \nmust feel pretty good watching all those shares multiply while the rest of us are trying to time the market with options and getting burned. i always tell myself ill do the boring buy and hold strategy but then i see some dd about a meme stock and throw money at it instead. your discipline is honestly impressive especially holding through all the dips over those years |
| 🙄 |
| Oh my gourd I hope our lawd an saviuh is not in harm's way |
| well... makes sense, oil tankers will now pass the strait.. but now Iran will make billions out of tolls |
| LMAO\n\n>Egyptian President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi held a phone call with Trump and other Middle East leaders, calling for a deal to end “the current tension” with Iran and to prevent “renewed escalation”.\n\nthis call wasn't even a conclusion to anything, its just every other leader in the region telling Mango to stop being a regard and find a solution\n\nmeanwhile Iran wasn't even on the call\n\nand they are still not in agreement\n\nhahaahah\n\nit would be funny if it wasn't so fucking damaging to the world |
| Most chaotic in... 4 years.... |
| Welp I guess nvda 250 next week |
| Congrats |
| It was always under Iran's management. Doesn't mean it won't be open |
| Sus flair, I was just watching his video 🧐 |
| Years ago I met somebody who we were making small talk and he joked that he sold Apple stock in 1992 to buy a Ford Ranger brand new. He was my EMT taking me to the hospital so I did the math on the way it was roughly at the time of this his Ford Ranger was equivalent to 16 million. \n\nMy point is, everything we do is an opportunity to do something else. If we look back, we are all geniuses with hindsight. We can't, so we really need to stop trying to. \n\nEven the poorest motherfuckers on their deathbed never said I wish I made more money. It's always, I wish I would have done this thing instead of making all that money. |
| wait is tim apple actually a thing now |
| is it groundhog's day again? |
| Nice, I am almost out of the hole that is GME... |
| No |
| Europoors know how to meme? |
| This isn't new governments have been storing encrypted information for over a decade and holding it just for when technology can break it.\n\nNot crypto specifically like everything they can. |
| 760 |
| thats the fun part, gas stays high all summer as everyone refills their SPR's |
| Bust, apple has already filed for patents on a ring year(s?) ago. Should be launching soon and will eat up a large chunk of the market. |
| Space x has announced a grand profit of 1 crumbled up dollar bill found in the washing machine |
| Assuming deal is good and no one messes stuff up, what we think SPYs opening at Tuesday!? |
| Eventually the headline will be right |
| gunshots at white house. I think bibi wasn't happy with the deal |
| What did your wife self to get your cuck chair |
| It's super AIDS |
| The strait of hormuz is wide opened!! |
| Tell her she’s worth “a million bucks”. \n\nThen tell her she wasn’t worth it since she’s not worth $1.885 Million or more. |
| Cum shots fired in your dad's ass |
| Only bad stuff is priced in. |
| Likely, market hasn't gave a shit about oil or rates for the past 5 weeks |
| "soon" right. |
| Administration just pump and dumping yet again. |
| > IRAN'S FARS SAYS STRAIT OF HORMUZ WOULD REMAIN UNDER IRAN'S MANAGEMENT CONTRARY TO TRUMP'S ANNOUNCEMENT\n\nOil -10% |
| A loving wife is worth far more than $1.8 million. |
| Bears trying to tank the market by assaulting the white house. |
| if he was gonna end the war fr why not do it at market open lmao |
| Yeah and I don't agree long term to me not being a billionaire |
| Fake and ghey |
| I don’t give a flying fuck about silicon and electrons moving quickly and efficiently I need a solution for balding. |
| Fruits of the AI trade 🤌🏻 bullish |
| If it makes you feel any better, all 3 of the people I know with significantly more than 1.8M dollars in their brokerage accounts are married to people they sure seem to fucking hate. |
| they are annoying and they're all bears |
| Wth 😂 |
| well you do gotta punch the keys into the AI thingy or give the AI cyber dong a tug.. Either way something is getting a handy. |
| Tesla |
| Vice President Trump said it's happen soon. |
| BREAKING: Servers dropping plates at the White House. |
| ahahah same, it surprised me so hard that they would just give up on EVERYTHING including uranium. |
| Wouldn’t this be a loss not a gain? |
| bro this is the most chaotic time in recent american history. |
| And nobody cared until then |
| Don't threaten me with a good time! |
| My biggest regret is not shorting oil even more |
| Upon hearing this he walked out of the hospital and into the path of the first tractor trailer he saw. |
| Probably a charitable assessment, but:\n\n🥭: announces a done deal that is made up\n🇮🇷: no, strait is still ours\n🥭: you broke the deal, bombs away |
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| No shame in quiting. But if you're so inclined, buy monthly treasuries with your 500k, collect your 2k at the end of the month and spend them on all the FDs til your hearts content. No need to touch your principal. This is not financial advice. |
| Has Iran been informed that they made a deal? |
| Backshots fired at your mom's house |
| Yes that is certainly an option but not one I’m currently considering given my wife and my 401ks are just sitting in the index already |
| Tuesday will be so green |
| Way too euphoric in here over a nothing burger. It’s Saturday don’t you losers have anything better going on |
| * BREAKING: Several gunshots have been heard at the White House - ABC News\n* [https://x.com/conflict\_radar/status/2058310071952564436](https://x.com/conflict_radar/status/2058310071952564436) |
| Hell yeah. Icon. |
| My only regret is not buying more leaps. Bol going to make some money on Tuesday. |
| Yes 🥺 |
| Mr. Elephant Man is very please. |
| I think this got lost in translation dude |
| Also, where are Epstein files? |
| President Rubio you mean... |
| I think i understand stocks now |
| I figured a thin deal to keep the ceasefire alive with not much agreed but this level of folding... |
| The trick is, usually MU is up a week after earnings. Forget NVDA |
| At least you’re still married. My ex called it off and kept the ring. I just sold a few shares of Enron to do it though. |
| Wacko Mole!! |
| SPY is 15,000 |
| 2.5 more years of inflated oil prices will utterly fuck our economy, too. Iran is winning. |
| R.I.P Spirit Airlines. Went bankrupt right before the oil crash |
| My only question to you is, did you invest at any point in time since this war began? |
Gunshots heard at WH:  https://x.com/selinawangtv/status/2058309255644549547?s=20 x.com |
| Next time you have chatgpt do something for you tell it three paragraphs or less doofus |
| Eh, you would've cashed out at 10k. Don't beat yourself up. |
| And why would Iran agree to that just to get bombed again by Israel and Iran after the midterms |
| I had Starbucks stock when the company was only in the Seattle area. I sold it in 1995 to make a down payment on a house. Should have just borrowed more… |
| Hoping USA draws Iran in the world cup, it's the only place where they can score a win |
| Man you guys really think of everything don’t you |
| Real?! |
| Market is closed on monday so by Tuesday everyone will forget lol |
| # Day 85 of the Quick Little Excursion |
| Me taking credit for fixing a bug I introduced |
| This sub was here long before that event. |
| Some ber is shooting outside of white house after realizing his puts are fuked |
| Jokes on you. I own 0 puts. |
| Yes it does. Go to the Account tab then P&L |
| Yes, you go down with the ship coz profits are for pussies |
| Iran has already said “nah fam” |
| US is shit at wars. Except internal ones over really difficult questions about owning human beings |
| Lots over the years, OPEN and ASTS where the biggest gainers. HOOD and SOFI also made be a bunch and you can see the other current positions |
| I'm surprised he wasted a fake news on a Saturday |
| Even her new husband thinks you made a bad choice. |
| Guys you do realise that mango needed a deal before the world cup. |
| They are also wanting to shift to do payments in crypto which further harms the dollar. |
| gap up loading into bears faces and anyone in uso calls |
| The untold half of the story, the brides parents gifted the couple, 100 Nvidia stocks on their wedding, which worth 3 million now. |
| How do i gamble if market closed any suggestions |
| u/veryveryuniquename5 take the hint |
| Yes |
| Hope she was worth it |
| Considering a HYSA will give you >3%, 5% is pretty simple. Hell, you could sell a 12 month covered call on Nvidia shares at a $150 strike and you’d net 7%. Plus you’d get the whole gain up front instead of month to month. The downside is that you’ll have no liquidity on that cash unless you buy out but you’ll be giving back a significant portion of that 7% to do so. If something catastrophic happens and Nvidia tanks below $150 a year from now, then technically your gain is wiped out. But, if that happens, good chance your money would have gotten wrecked anywhere you invested it outside of a HYSA. |
| He’s never been big on consent….. |
| With what? That's a long walk |
| puedes ser mi sensei?? |
| Ur wife is a bitch then |
| is the data true to never sell your shares |
| Good news = not priced in \nBad news = priced in |
| lmao what the fuck is this reality if this is real |
| I love how people pretend they’ll hold a stock forever after they seen it go up |
| This is the funniest outcome so maybe |
| Hell yea. I'm prepared to average up. |
| * BREAKING: Iran media just reported that bers r still fukkkkkkkkk |
| Both can be true |
| lmao I don't think anyone could've predicted USA will just surrender on the weekend |
| Ooooof that hurts. I am always tempted to sell but glad I’ve decided to hold. Hope she has been a good wife to you! |
| But are yall still married? \n\nThen again, so what…that’s a lot of fucking money. I had some big fuck ups too. Namely $PLTR. I started buying it in the $2 range up to $5 or so. Covid times . Had a ton. Sold it for a loss. Then I never wanted to get back in it because it ducked me over that time. Bad mistake. We both wouldve had to hold through some tough times, especially you, of course. But oh well, what can we do about it |
| I want satellite confirmation |
| Trump playing Deal or No Deal |
| 50%/50% all details are on the website |
| I struggle to understand this panic and I keep seeing it everyday. You’re up over 100%, any healthy stock isn’t going to fall 40% overnight. Just set a stop loss. Say 20-40% of your current PnL, if it falls to that point cash out you will still be up over 50%. If it keeps ripping you keep profiting. Why complicate it and have an heart attack. Selling just because you’re scared is not a strategy |
| Trump says we hold all the cards, but Iran holds a literal straight |
| I had a sell order that never hit Friday thank god we gonna be printing Tuesday |
| Where are some good ones? |
Apparently NBC is reporting gun shots outside the White House\n\n https://x.com/selinawangtv/status/2058309255644549547 x.com |
| So "where we were three months ago except 25 billion for Iran?" |
| Yeah believe Trump who has announced a deal like 10 times |
| Shots fired outside White House |
| I sold my Nvidia in late 2023, I think, when they dropped significantly. I think I sold my Meta shares around that same time and for the same reason. Oh, well, I try to console myself with the fact that I at least held onto others, like AMD, Apple, and Cisco. I did sell my initial Intel shares, but I got back in when they dropped even further. Now, I refuse to sell everything; I get my investment out and keep the rest, just in case. |
| Iran’s Fars News: “It should be noted that American officials have acknowledged in multiple messages to Iran that Trump's tweets are primarily for promotional purposes and media consumption within the United States, and they have recommended that no attention be paid to these statements.” |
| Yeah that's called OPEC and it already exists |
| Not really. He wants out, and now has enough to do so. On to Cuba |
| Yeah but not drink, and not mimosas if you catch my drift lmao |
| This would make a good prank. If the bank let you keep what you can carry like a tornado chamber carnival game even better |
| Framework? 60 day ceasefire so its not really over?\n\nConcept of a deal still?\n\nWorse than the Obama deal.\n\nArt of the Retard. |
| wow, so US just gets Obama deal but worse? Insane win 😁👍 |
| IDK about you guys, but I bet autism is more of a superpower than a detriment. I should note that, despite the vicious rumors going around, I’m only casually familiar with the condition. |
| Fuck off tourist |
| Can’t Iran just blow it up? |
| meta is the largest joke of the century |
| Everyone taliking big game now, but the most likely scenario is for Tuesday to be flat as always 😅 |
| How did you \n\n>put in order to buy some more MU 🚀🚀🚀\n\non Saturday |
| Greatest strategic defeat in American history.\n\nAnd that includes Vietnam and Afghanistan because neither of those belligerents ended up as geo-strategic powers as a consequence of our military intervention... |
| With the deal signed, r/valueinvesting dudes can finally break even with SPY coz rising waves lift all tards |
| They could just close the oil refineries and just make bank on oil options like they have been for past few weeks |
| Each token barrel represents a non-digital barrel that is not tokenized but the tokenized barrels only represent the tokenized oil that has been tokenized and is currently trading on the tokenized oil barrel token market. |
| maybe in this imaginary world you might even make money with your puts |
| A roadmap of a framework of a concept of a draft |
| lmao |
| How was the mexico trip? |
| Somewhat plausible |
| Fix the gas prices fatso |
| Hope ya still got her with kids. No looking back, onward and upward, God bless you and yours, best wishes |
| Its the stock market. Stocks go up. |
| Not when youre holding smci |
| This is no longer good |
| I got in ~75K so I'm happy (so far) |
| You do realize that this is a pro capitalist forum. How can you retards even read. |
| Glad that my SPY sell order didn't get filled yesterday |
| Fake ass news, i refresh ever 10 seconds |
| Oh no, this won’t crash after the IPO. The entire process has been set up to give insider the best chance to divest shares into the hands of passive funds, which will be massive buyers. It’s a truly perfect grift. \n\nBest write up I’ve seen: https://keubiko.substack.com/p/nasdaqs-shame |
| Isnt it just an extended cease-fire? Or is there another "deal" in the works? |
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| You do remember that the GameStop short squeeze started this sub yea? |
| 🥭makes this claim deal is done, then states Iran broke the deal, then uses that to bomb them. Setting the stage. |
| Bols at market open: *Pikachu face* |
| RIBBBSSS for my pleasure |
| I also choose this guys wife |
| I’m not saying it’s a good deal or will be upheld, I’m just saying the rumor going around saying this \^\^\^ news agency is claiming there is no deal appear to be baseless so far because they aren’t on the actual site and the only sources being shown are individuals on X that don’t work for any Iranian news agencies.\n\nMeanwhile the site does have news about Iran and the US getting close to a deal posted in recent hours.\n\nA lot of these X accounts would rather be first than correct, gotta watch for that. |
| War and peace |
| I mean if you felt comfortable selling it at that price then I doubt it that you could hold it till today anyway |
| does anyone wanna come over and drink mimosas, u/veryveryuniquename5 ditched me again |
| Forgive my ignorance but is there such thing as a quantum resistant wallet? |
| It's been over a year |
| this is why you only let the lawyers know about all your assets |
| Build up the hype over the weekend, gap up for the market on Tuesday, get that FOMO set up and load up on puts...then attack by Tuesday afternoon. |
| Art of the deal at work again people! |
| Thank god they aren’t reaching a deal. Market is going to fucking crash hard when that happens. Calls until the strait opens. Am i the only one reading the tape? |
| Jesus holy sociopathic view of an oxytocin release. You forgot to figure the price on dependency, reliability, and comfort. It's worth $100 per fuck just not to have to explain my green light red lights |
| Surely the rule is always to immediately shelter if an air alert is issued? Or do you just shrug it off usually and say Nah bro I am good, US embassy hasn't said shit about this? |
| Has anyone let Michael Saylor know about the generational dip buying opportunity? |
| UAE new pipeline will be done soon. Fuck that strait bro. Blockade till 2100 we'll just have a new naval base off the coast of Iran and theyll all immigrate to Europe |
| Draining the Hormuz with a shop vac currently to save puts |
| Lol you think 🥭 is more believable 😂😂😂 |
| I thunk it must have AI upscaled El Risitas. Its quite good at upscaling faces |
| Maybe this is a distraction for this\n\n* [https://x.com/conflict\_radar/status/2058308645960511672](https://x.com/conflict_radar/status/2058308645960511672)\n* BREAKING: A possible Oreshnik IRBM launch from Russia has been reported\n* Meanwhile, massive Russian attack on Kyiv Dozens of explosions heard in the Ukrainian capital |
| Forget about it. You would have sold it at 2x return. Psychology. |
| Worst US performance in a war since the war on drugs. |
| Ruh roh |
| Better ask your mom if was a bot last night |
| Iran controls the strait. Can enrich like any sovereign country. Ties the Israel regimes hands in Lebanon..Bankrolls it's future in tolls and massive China reconstruction. |
| Bers begging for more bombing is SAD |
| im confused. war or peace? |
| Market gamesmanship again, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to see an attack on Monday. Hopefully I’m wrong and this whole thing ends. |
| How will the calculator know future stock price in 25 years 🤔 |
| Friendly reminder that NVDA could open at 250 on tuesday if the war is truly over |
| The European memes about the US making the 100th deal "announcement" are just soooo good. 😂😂 |
| I’m not poor. \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/v9xnhewpny2h1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fea53a609a81d4eca29d80dd5da78692f0559230 |
| Multiples are compressing. You have to be completely rrtarded to not recognize this. SaaS was highly valued in a world where coding was somewhat magical. It is not anymore. Don’t fight the trend my friend |
| Found the hedgie |
| Yeah it could also be sell the news. \n\nHonestly anything can happen, it’s more about probabilities than anything. Don’t have a hard bias, just listen to what the market it saying. |
| FINAL (2).docx |
| I have calls for next week but I think no one is going to agree long term to Iran controlling the strait. |
| As an investor of palantir at 12 and a seller at 21, ethereum at 25 and seller at 28, etc, never get caught up in the what if scenarios |
| Just want a -10% crash so i can buy it with my new found wealth and 3x my net worth faster. |
| Ain't nobody got time to read that novel you just had ChatGPT write |
| I'm genuinely sorry for any put holders. What an embarrassment |
| hi fren, how ya doin? |
| We've always been at war with ~~Oceania~~ Iran |
| GREEEEEEEEEN\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/i3o656hkny2h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b2ac76072c640b1f2dc1f0d7a734b37a4eaeb |
| Bulls won actually |
| Oh. The car still has 56k miles too. lol. No windows no interior. Doesn’t even run. For fux sake. Thanks parents for letting me make my own mistakes. |
| Divorced? |
| Palantir is basically the final boss of “number go up but at what cost.” \n\nAs a stock, this is exactly the kind of gov lock in, no competition, infinite contracts story WSB drools over. As a society, this is how you accidentally speedrun your way into a soft surveillance state while bagholders argue about EBITDA on CNBC. |
| pachydermatoligist\n\nThere's a joke there somewhere |
| Now you understand how to financial engineer your way out of anything! |
| Iran absolutely fleeced 🌮.\n\nLives and treasure expended for nothing.\n\nAlso Hormuz is still closed. |
| This early? We got time to reverse the reverse and double triple the inevitable betrayal. |
| MSFT to $1000, we need excel to open the strait |
| "memorandum of understanding" is a fancy way of saying "concepts of a plan". |
| He needed approximately $1 in rubles. |
| Two more weeks |
| I am thinking +3% on Tuesday open which puts at around 765, rip to 770 during market hours and then dump back to 760 by market close. |
| When did wallstreetbets become the shit hole for anti capitalist retards to play around in. Im surprised you retards even know how to type |
| Keep 1 of your calls. Buy shares of boring shit like ibm, be, cat, spy & smh with the 80k. Take profit on or trim some shares to exercise 1 of your googl calls before expiration. You've locked in 100 shares of googl at $38500 already. They'll be proud. |
| lol I’m not the one who responded to my first post. Who is the triggered one?\n\nIt’s not an arbitrary time period when I literally have only been talking about it for one week.\n\nSoftware becoming obsolete. lol. You’re more regarded than I thought. |
| https://preview.redd.it/y7mcw5lcny2h1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=4857ede111bb06db8cf17f8e4dd3aeca7ede9a26\n\n |
| Sounds like Trump caved lol. Straight is open and blockade is gone. So basically same as day one lol |
| From my perspective i think that initially stocks already on the market could suffer a moment because of investors moving from them to spacex, after the hype i think they will be back on those stocks. |
| bears using ouija boards to try and manifest hormuz staying closed for that $200 return rn |
| I wish you could pay people with opportunity cost |
| Script for the past 2 months: \nNegotiations almost done: PUUUUMP 1-2% \nNegotiations suck, war is back on : Dump 0.1-0,2% |
| Explain it to me in non cryptotard terms |
| 😂 triggered SaaS bull. Flat for two weeks is an arbitrary time period. SaaS line down, semis line up. Unless you have a thesis for why this secular trend will change then shut the fuck up weirdo! Fake rotation for like a week then back to regularly schedule programming where software multiples compress |
| Iran has Trump by the balls |
| Ask Gemini, you'd be surprised 😲😲 |
| I can hardly think of a fatter profession than computer programming. |
| What did bro buy, puts? |
| twinsies <3\n\nhttps://www.bls.gov/charts/employment-situation/civilian-labor-force-participation-rate.htm\n\nit's a legitimate statistic in your country too. Im sure it has it's own correlations and indicators that might prove useful in your future endeavours. best of luck friend. |
| So the deal is to go back to pre war standing, Iran gets $25B in funds back and the nuclear issue is pushed back 60-90 days? \n\nBasically square 1 but Iran gets 25b. |
| Brother I struggle with picture books you expect me to understand a single thing you had ChatGPT write for you? |
| Holy shit this reads like a cyberpunk novel but it's just... real life now\n\n \nBeen following PLTR since the DPO and the stock movement never made sense until you see it laid out like this. They're not just selling software anymore, they're selling themselves as critical infrastructure that governments literally cannot function without. That Maven program becoming "official program of record" basically means the Pentagon can't turn it off even if they wanted to\n\n \nThe part about European countries building dependencies on American tech while talking about "technological sovereignty" is wild. Like watching someone complain about being locked in while they're handing over the keys\n\n \nAlso kinda crazy how they went from "preventing another 9/11" to basically running the digital backbone for everything from healthcare data to drone strikes. That mission creep section hits different when you realize your tax data and some kid's school records might be sitting in same system they use for targeting\n\n \nThe philosophy warrior stuff from Karp always seemed like typical Silicon Valley ego until you see the actual scope of what they've built. Dude wasn't just talking big, he was actually building the thing\n\n \nMakes me wonder what other "software companies" are quietly becoming this embedded in government operations. PLTR just happens to be public so we can see the numbers |
| …update to follow on Taco Tuesday… |
| What is the play then. Should we buy high tech stocks like MSFT and META since they are both undervalued now and the new fed is leaning towards AI to achieve this new money system reset? |
| Here is the FARS news agency page everyone is claiming made an announcement dismissing the peace talks:\n\n[https://farsnews.ir/FarsNews\_eng](https://farsnews.ir/FarsNews_eng)\n\nAs you can see, no it did not officially yet.\n\nWhat’s more, the wording of this claim appears to be arguing the nuances of the main discussion, mainly that Iran will remain in control of the strait in general, which I don’t think anyone was really disputing anyway.\n\nConsidering the the most recent posts the agency does have displayed are the ones from a few hours ago confirming Iran and Washington are getting close to a ceasefire deal, I’d be very wary of taking this most recent rumor seriously, especially since everyone claiming it is just citing random folks on X.\n\nTL;DR cope harder bears or cite some sources |
| You definately belong here.\n\nThey are no where close to true commercial quantum computer.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/pmayhj76ny2h1.jpeg?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5a6b12baa942305b2cb66ab3e245e07a46310ae |
| Yeah good luck buddy. Been married and together 18 years. House, cars kids. Cashed out and split my profits with her and she left me. Hope your story turns out better. Fuck that bitch. |
| This IPO is *such* an obvious scam. |
| Farsi = Persian language. \n\nAt least it's their own, not a hand me down from their former owners LMAO 🤣 \n\nThanks for the absolute master class in national self humiliation |
| Iran definitely won |
| because rklb is up 14,000% 2Y |
| It could be worse. It could be the ring you bought your ex-wife. |
| US negotiating with itself |
| NACHO: Not A Chance Hormuz Opens |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| what is largely negotiated? Is it negotiated or still under negotiation, or the AI is approaching 90% of completion of a negotiation? |
| Ahh didn’t realize you’re tied into the group phone call brother |
| Lol I sold my 2 BTC at $700/coin to help pay for my now-wifes engagement ring. My dad still likes to remind me how expensive that ring was. I understand your pain |
| Bers keep getting angrier by the minute |
| He just REALLY didn’t want to go to Jr’s wedding. |
| KEEL added to Russell 3000 |
| lol.. |
| Can confirm, have $2.5m and a 19 year old sugar baby. Those are the two best things in my life. |
| More than the guy who said the us won already 65 times and hasn't any explanation why the us is still bombing then |
| Embezzle some of that grant money and buy more options |
| Isnt actually. Some days its a pain, but most days im having a blast. And I dont hate you because of your religion |
| I thought this post was satire, until I read OP's comments 😬 |
| And losing a bunch of high value munitions and equipment |
| Im tired of you people being so fuckin retarded. I hope you lose all your money |
| Iran won. |
| why wsb obsessed with RKLB when PL is +1,100% 1Y |
| Ber gets one extra day of seeing money in their account. #blessed |
| Are we long Wendy's though? |
| SOXL is the same price it was on Monday May 11. Do you understand what “flat for two weeks” means?\n\nYea I made a ton of money on semis too. If you think semis are going to go up 20% every week for infinity you’re a fucking moron.\n\nMaybe get some reading comprehension and understand what a rotation is. I’m obviously being intentionally obnoxious about the rotation part, but it’s a fact that SaaS has out performed semis since the time I started posting about it. |
| or? |
| Any option plays I took over the years were very minimal or honestly lead to my biggest losses which is why I learned to stick with shares |
| american ai bulls keep winning\n\nkeep seething in whatever shithole you come from you tard |
Side note\n\n* JUST IN: U.S. embassy in Kyiv urges Americans prepare to immediately shelter if an air alert is issued in the next 24 hours.\n\n https://x.com/polymarket/status/2058307341137641843 x.com |
| Sold 10k worth of AMD at about $5 to do a renovation …. The house ain’t worth as much today |
| Embarrassing lol |
| 67 |
| I mean even if you don’t want to believe in the Iranian news channel, who do you think controls the strait |
| Hormuz will literally never be negotiated back to what it was, the escalationhas gone to far. He's scared to escalate because it will drive oil up even more along with keep Iran/Isreal in the headlines.\n\nSo we'll just have 6 more months of saying hormuz is open on one side and saying its closed on the other.\n\nGonna be a green summer. |
| the market has spoken memory stocks are dead |
| You Forgot about the multiple stock splits. My guesstimates is 2.2 million. Thanks chat gpt for the data I didn’t want. It didn’t feel too bad when I calculated without the splits |
| The concept of talks about a framework of a draft |
| The Moonie Times |
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| Got it. Palentir bad. Short it. |
| This doesn’t help my Reddit calls does it… |
| people aren’t gonna be buying spacex for profit though… |
| Remember when peace plans were announced a few weeks ago and now we’re back here and announcing drafted proposals.\n\nThis market is beyond cooked |
| Hyperliquid |
| BREAKING: Iran directly rejects Trump's claim that Hormuz "will be opened" as part of a "largely negotiated" agreement he just posted on Truth Social, saying Trump's claim is "far from the truth" and that Hormuz "will remain under Iranian management" with Iran retaining exclusive permanent authority over route, timing, method, and permits, per Fars. \n\nIran also confirms the nuclear file has not been discussed and that American officials themselves have told Iran in multiple messages that "Trump's tweets are primarily for domestic American propaganda and media consumption" and "should be disregarded." The "largely negotiated" deal claim therefore has no\nbasis.\n\n11:39 PM • 23 May 26 \n |
| Remember how Trump operated during his first term. Every week he would tease progress on a U.S.-China trade deal, and Wall Street investors would eat it up. |
| What’s with the ankle sock vs crew socks shit? Gen Z is like mentally retarded, this changing style cycle shit has been sold in cycles all the time. Gen Z is literally back at old school millennial trend of baggy clothes and long socks. It was only newer millennials who switched to skinny jeans and ankle socks. Dummies getting played by the style algorithms |
| Alright, which one of you here lives in Seattle and runs this fake Iran Fars news from their parents basement? Lmao |
| exit...liquidity... \n\nhave a nice weekend. |
| "iSnT JeAlOUsY a SiN? Checkmate all of christianity!!!" Reddit christian hate boner is always jusssttt around the corner lol it must be miserable being you |
| yes |
| You had many years to rebuy them back |
| Might be sell the news Tuesday or the dreaded TACO Tuesday. Certainly not a a Shrek candle day. The Market always does the opposite what the sheep dream of. |
| Watch them give us some stupid bearish headline exactly when it touches 750 |
| "over" |
| Nope but sure according to fake news it is |
| No |
| Good bot |
| You make it sound like it will just go to zero overnight. Have a stop loss if it goes below x % I sell everything. That way since you’re already up 200% you will still be quite up a lot, if it goes up you keep riding. This isn’t rocket science |
| US is just an actor in this region. Arab states and Israel are also contributing in this war heavily. Anyway no deal is reached and the proposal from Iran is worse than a peace deal. It is a total humiliation defeat of US in the region.\n\nhttps://x.com/rt_com/status/2058298106861486543?s=46&t=UFjn1ft0TCmHA6FlDKct2g |
| 12th draft isn't it? |
| “Semis have been flat for two weeks” look at soxl 1 week chart. Then 1 month chart. Then 1 year chart. Then do the same for IGV. Hmmmm |
| Monday is too close to market open though, so maybe tonight after moonset? |
| HOOD and RDDT will still open -5% |
| Weekend oil barrel tokens trading at $45 per barrel of token oil digital coin token oils |
| strait of Schrodinger |
| If Iran is so laughable why don't you just conquer them and put an end to this? \n\nI will fight with every fiber of my being against the theory that you are a nation of fat cowardly retards, but I gotta give me some ammo |
| Congrats! |
| I wonder if there were fires in New York, petroleum leaking, and a plant of poisonous chemicals about to blow up prompting a “state of emergency” if it would make r/popular or r/all, cause that’s what’s happening in southern cali and crickets lol\n\nIt really seems Reddit promotes a very specific controlled narrative.\n |
| Friendly reminder that the kids on the NVDA sub genuinely thought 250-300 was locked in post earnings |
| Market opening on Taco Tuesday. Puts |
| Fuckin retard go back to school |
| reality tv leader gets reality tv results |
| A coworker tells the story of selling his Microsoft stock in the 90s to buy a dresser. \n\nMy wife sold oracle stock for a down payment on a house. I’m afraid to look. \n\n\n |
| is war on or over |
| My friend and I played online poker quite a bit about 15 years ago. We both won and placed in several tournaments. Bitcoin was a payout option. 😔 Regrets. |
| How did you learn all this stuff? |
| And still fake |
| can't tell if redditors are using chatgpt or if chatgpt is using reddit |
| If it makes you feel any better, I opted out from buying $10k of BTC when it was around $20 each because I had to buy diapers and pay for my kids daycare. |
| Poor bers gotta spend weekend seething again |
| Continuous cope from Reddit keeps me bullish |
| Iran didn’t lay any mines. Trust me guys. Go for it. |
| Hormuz still under Iranian control. 🥱 |
| May you both have a long, happy and fucking hilarious life together. \n\nThat's the best way to see it. |
| I'm beginning to think there isn't even a strait of hormuz |
| Guess he just got bored and wants the Iran war to end |
| Saturday futes futin' |
| It's called 2 mins of searching. Are you that lazy? |
| X-Energy me like |
| In a week?\n\nSemis have been flat for two weeks.\n\nWhen did I start posting about SaaS?\n\nIf you want to bag hold semis go ahead.\n\nThat’s my point dipshit. |
| Lol.. bring receipts |
| No way ai would have gotten the physics from the dispenser pressure correct. This is real alright. |
| I loaded up spy calls at market open |
| Imagine being a trapped gay bear for all of Memorial Day weekend |
| keep letting your politics dictate your trades it's great |
| You truly belong here, fellow regard |
| GG bools |
| That’s life everything cannot be measured in money |
| Just need NKE to sign a deal and replace \n Air Jordan’s with AI Jenson’s and go to outer space. 🪐 |
| Long duration bond bears are so fucked on Monday |
| Interest rates are -5% and all banks are instructed to ask any potential savings account holders “what are you, gay?” before opening one up. |
| The playbook is remarkably predictable. Start some shit in march april, walk it back may june, ATH for 4th of July, flat until midterms, then mini crash eoy |
| Reminder the play is still the same.\n\n300 IBM calls for Jan 27.\n\nIt's time to make grandpapi proud. |
| With my MASSIVE quarter million net worth I have recently become fascinated with how the Rockefeller trust system worked. \n\nI STRONGLY advise you and everyone to look into it.. specifically how they used permanent life insurance plans as a way to grow 3-5% tax free and could pull it at any time without penalty.\n\nIt’s sort of crazy. I will be buying a permanent life insurance plan for my kids next month. Unless a black swan even happens they will be her bank using her life insurance.\n |
| Hope your wife still let you touch her |
| Screw your puts and screw your technical top. Puts on oil baby. Calls on spy |
| Believe in 0 DTE calls on SPY. |
| Brother with all due respect.. there was zero chance the US would gain any concessions from Iran with the current state of things. 🥭 is **desperate** for a return to status quo regarding price of oil and will prob agtre to Iran to collecting tolls on top of easing sanctions. |
| Looking for that Tuesday bump |
| Iran straight up denied that shit. You’re still regarded |
| where does one see that |
| Strait will be irrelevant in a few years with new pipelines being built but they’ll def make a pretty penny in the meantime. |
| Uhhhh why do you regards keep reposting fake news do you really need puts to print that bad? Lmao |
| Quantum is the boogie man |
| Putting "BREAKING" before something doesn't make it news or real |
| I’m up over 700k on semis and shorting sass what’s your point |
| i dont have puts. but if you have near-dated calls, you're gonna lose some value \ni actually had calls (expiring tuesday) over last memorial day weekend, after 🥭 dipped the market on the Friday threatening europe with 50% tarrifs. made 300% |
| Turn on the printers! |
| Oh man you are going to be fucked Tuesday morning |
| meanwhile oil traders still refreshing twitter every 12 seconds |
| When does one say dayta vs thata |
| Gonna get some 0DTE spy 🥳 |
| Still married? |
| No escalations were made this weekend to push out a deal over the weekend. It's not like 🥭. He would want to release this during the market hours to pump it more |
| Of what might happen in the next 30 days, extendable by another 30 days if mutually agreed |
| Israel already prepping the jets |
| We are way beyond caring what the American public thinks |
| Of course, literally why would they open it during negotiations, there is literally no reason to do that as it gives the US zero reason to be serious during talks. |
| You do know they have been more credible than 🍑 right? You're so brainwashed bud |
| bears so desperate they're believing whatever iran farce news says |
| As if they're any more believable. |
| Damn bro why you trying to fight the momentum |
| Now that Iran situation is over, watch bears say Cuba or Greenland will be the next ‘worst crisis ever’ |
| Yes, paradoxically sus though. Because over a long weekend if bad shit we’re gonna go down you’d do the bad shit first and then pump market with fake news at Tuesday open. So maybe it actually is different this time lol who knows |
| It’s happening regardless but I’m sure some things can’t as easily be re routed |
| Bears thinking facts will change anything in this market. |
| Even if you didn't sell it then, what makes u think that between then and now you might not have found another reason to sell? Hindsight is 20/20. No regrets.👊 |
| 1.88 million so far |
| NVDA -5% somehow that day |
| Reddit pivots to video to combat YouTube. Calling it |
| \*\*\*yawns |
| After 10PM on Fridays in 1995 that bought you two Whoppers. |
| I’m up over 200k on SaaS in a week lol |
| weekend futures gonna look like a heartbeat monitor at this rate |
| You may be a retard, but at least you don't look at weekend charts and believe them.\n\nThose guys need to get a court ordered guardian. |
| Market gonna tank |
| WTF is IRAN FARS. I TAKE WSJ FAKE NEWS ANYDAY OVER "IRAN FALSE" NEWS |
| Be strait when others are Hormuz.\n\nThat’s what my granny Warren always said. |
| As long as bombs don’t fly over the long weekend, stocks probably gonna go melt up again |
| You do need to login to participate on reddit. Maybe not to just lurk and be a clown. \n\n\nAre we pretending that reddit is slowly not trying their best to acquire user data and influence the site ?\n\n\nRemoval r/all should've been a much bigger deal than it is. Because now there's no site wide organic upvoter thread.\n\n\nWhy do you think that is ? |
| Yeah, I remember the 2020-2021 gains were seen as crazy for the humble gaming GPU monopolist. Now they're like 10 pixels high in this image. |
| Everybody suddenly burst out singing \n\nNot |
| It also bought up all of TSLRs and xAIs outstanding debt and pays its owner $42 Trillion a year in salary |
| Yeah that report Israel is warning US that Iran is being deceitful with this deal is the off ramp |
| 55 cherry pies on me. |
| They’re transitioning quickly for sure, but they still use primarily coal/oil/NG. |
| I sold all my AAPL in 2002. In 2008 a friend suggested I buy back in, but I figured it had run as far as it could. |
| The FBI couldn’t get me to reveal this l |
| SaaS is retarded, you deserve to lose your money |
| To the markets it is, otherwise Trump wouldn’t have explicitly mentioned it as the only outcome in his post. The nuclear situation was the headline problem stated to go to war to appease the public but the extent of that reality is very murky and since then the most immediate thing impacting the world is the close of the strait not Iran potentially enriching uranium |
| Oh god, Im sorry. |
| The perma bol/bear are insufferable over the weekends. |
| I bought from 4 to 15, took out double my original investment, and still have a huge position gaining every month. |
| This is why it feels sus to me that it came on long weekend. If they wanted to Pump the market it would happen at trading hours |
| And don’t forget to shout THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT |
| Yeah I could see that happening. |
| The one where I used to live was alright. It was pickup only and run more efficiently. The CAVA in my new town has trash all over the floor and also allows you to order in the restaurant, which turns the entire operation into a total cluster. |
| Algos don’t seem to have adjusted to the new reality we have under Trump where he just says shit that isn’t true\n\nExpect a pump on Tuesday no matter what if he says there’s a deal, even if there actually isn’t\n |
| Oh. wow. another "deal" that's pretty much done and ready to go. How exciting. This shit is giving me a headache. |
| I believe the market will go up no matter what... |
| TAX THE RICH start with u/sun_not_cold |
| Alright man, since you opened the topic, I kept a spreadsheet for calorie counts for a fitness journey. Why I started tracking my sex in a sheet right next to it is beyond me but I did what I did. Since my finances lived in Microsoft Money as well, I joined the 2 and discovered $24 of relationship spending per ejaculation. What's worse is that I found this very funny and shared it with my girlfriend at the time. She wasn't amused and I learned that data autism jokes don't broadly translate well. "You belong here" etc. |
| People love the theatre |
| Oooh that's a good one |
| Haha you’re so silly. It’s only $1! 🤣 you’re actually so funny.\n\nSo seriously which ones? |
| Imagine you operate this way at your 9-5 and never have to worry about any repercussions but still get paid |
| why don't you keep trading off what the iranian news says i can see that going real well for you |
| Jesus Christ the lameness of this \n\nSuperposed on non lameness of course lmao |
| They will call in the loan on a small percentage movement of the treasury, like 1% or something, because of how much leverage would be involved. There’s a massive difference between something like a mortgage that can’t normally be called, and a margin loan, where the broker can demand more collateral at anytime. |
| Yeah just waving around with his money. Why don´t you share mister big money. Give something to the little people. |
| Yep this confirms you're regarded. Rip your puts |
| I have been ask to go collect the nuclear dust with my DustBuster. |
| Trumps too afraid of getting embarrassed by the Iranian military again over the Strait of Hormuz |
| And he’s divorced |
| https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-oil---us-crude |
| Thats Cuba next |
| He drank them all and said yummy |
| Aging demographic will overtake all movements of ai welltower is a great stock to buy at the current price |
| Be honest, you probably would've sold when NVDA hit 30 (double your money). |
| euphoria pump and then we correct (as in correct JUST the tuesday pump) once reality sets in that this deal is largely in irans favour. Then back to normal boring trading, not that im complaining. |
| If that happened, btc would be worthless overnight |
| I don’t understand why they drop the news on a Saturday of a three day weekend, especially before it’s confirmed by Iran. Won’t affect the markets Monday if it’s fake. And the bear takes that we’re going to bomb them tomorrow also make no sense bc what’s the point of fake news if you can’t even pump the market with it lol. |
| Imagine bombing a country and then singing a deal that leaves you worse off than you were before |
| Notice that in that laundry list of parties named in the call, Iran was not one of them. |
| 🐒 |
| I have better negotiations with my dog then this bullshit |
| I’m big on Chegg!! Think we could hit triple digits EOM |
| Even if not the ring, your paper hands would've sold it eventually. |
| "No offense but that's just 100% false and ignorant. The whole reason we are *printing money is because the world cannot absorb the debt we are issuing*. There just isn't enough demand."\n\nWhere are you getting this information from? Most of our debt is domestic, and it's due to be paid out to bond holders, treasuries, social secruity trusts, medicare, etc.\n\nIf by the world you mean the US, then that also isn't true because, again, US investors hold the majority of our debt.\n\nInflation rates, tariffs, and oil have investors feeling less confident, but they're still buying US bonds and treasuries, albeit at higher yields. If there were few or no buyers then we wouldn't be having this discussion because the government would've collapsed and the world would be in an financial crisis the likes we've never seen. Other countries also love selling to the U.S. markets, so they inevitably end up holding onto USD, which allows us to exert more control on the global stage.\n\nRegardless, those other foreign powers you mentioned don't have much in common outside of being global powers, and they collapsed differently. You should look at the U.K. instead.\n\nWhen you control the currency and you're credible to pay back your debt, then the debt matters less than it otherwise would. It's unsustainable for sure, and we need to curb government spending, but the world still thinks the U.S. is credible and can pay back it's debt obligations, so the world will continue to transact in USD.\n\nWe're in uncharted territory, but it doesn't seem like the system is on the brink of collapse. It just needs the government to right the ship a bit.\n\nYou also aren't considering that some of the money spent is going into increasing our GDP, and that other countries also owe us trillions of USD. |
| I’m convinced they are talking to some dude on the phone who says of course he’s in charge. Then they make a deal |
| Half an hour too late |
| RIP to my oil bag holding bros, shiny rocks do big ups Monday (unless 🥭 says something else regarded before) |
| Sure Jan \n\nhttps://xcancel.com/phildstewart/status/2058300400625656293#m |
| Buying RDDT Calls at market open |
| Just now...\n\n**Iran's Fars news agency dismissed U.S. President 🍑's announcement of a reopening the strait under a nearly finished deal as "incomplete and inconsistent with reality."**\n\nBruh... 😂😂😂😭😭😭 |
| I sold puts on CAVA last year and it promptly dropped 20% and I was stuck in the trade for a year lol |
| This is the most "Check's in the mail" president ever. |
| IRAN'S FARS SAYS STRAIT OF HORMUZ WOULD REMAIN UNDER IRAN'S MANAGEMENT CONTRARY TO TRUMP'S ANNOUNCEMENT |
| Are you a spam bot? |
| What about Lebanon? |
| Right now a 30yr. Treasury is paying more then 5%. So you will get that for 30years |
| so should i buy share of quantum company now? maybe diversify over 5 stock? and delete the broker apps...? |
| Profit? |
| So we buy the dip. |
| I mean the third party who could blow up the deal is Israel. Highly doubt they like the terms of this |
| Open next Monday, we get a pump, then, we closed the next day, so we can buy the dip, then we open again next week \n\n \nEveryone will make billion but i still down 62% YTD |
| Right before futures open! |
| Awesome bro! I’m happy for you knowing that you will be receiving thicker and tighter gains. Which SaaS stocks are you going all in on? Let me know and hit me up, let’s hook up |
| The truth is that a deal will be bearish |
| priced in |
| Assurances of no new territorial ambitions. |
| Why would he lie about this? Why would he do this to us? |
| https://preview.redd.it/y7sfxdmwky2h1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87e43f0403f6010d4583fd3a5d30ecf708b85603\n\n \nWSB seeing a truth social post thinking all their calls are going to hit |
| Who is straight? |
| I kinda don’t want deal finalized\n\nBecause some new shit gonna happen that tanks SPY 10% |
| Did the Fed finally start cutting interest rates or are we still 'monitoring the data'? |
| Humiliating deal but whatever I need my bull run |
| Jared Kushner, Master Negotiator |
| https://preview.redd.it/oj4243w3ly2h1.jpeg?width=674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ccb1ec8886abd049af5c0c6d5e6d5b4e97d178 |
| Yes but peace in the Middle East (excl. Gaza) is prob here for a year+ since we ran out of missiles and Israel ran out of interceptor rockets |
| *cross fingers*\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7n2m5ez2ly2h1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40107eb69d1e4f18e95d546627ec364966b166bb |
| We hope for your financial demise. Be a darling and screenshot your port chart YTD to tide us over for now...please? |
| Space x is now trading for 9292838383838384838 dollars a share despite having 1 thousand dollars in yearly profit |
| Totally bro!! |
| Really? That sucks was looking forward to trying it for the first time |
| Holy shit the weekend Nasdaq is up over 1%!? LOL. Bears are beyond destroyed |
| Nothing ever happens crew undefeated |
| Schrödinger's strait |
| The charts = astrology and praying |
| Well hindsight is 20 / 20 but you had 23 more years to get back in and didn’t buy more shares? |
| It's Bullshit what Trump says. Check iranian news. |
| Fars (Iranian official new agency) pretty much just summed up things in general: \n"Does not correspond to reality"\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/oqfkz7psky2h1.png?width=1015&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f4956f5b608d518904c0b94ca0cdba1c35f2db9 |
| before the announcement of an announcement of what might happen |
| Yeah, it's long term disaster for the world. But the important part is that markets rise next week, I guess. |
| I sold my only 2 bitcoin at $800 each |
| If a deal is reached does that mean we’ll go back to where we were before the war? |
| Has Iran seen this “deal”? |
| dunno, ask the bols. The bers are all gay |
| BB was never a meme |
| Good job JD Vance. |
| At least it saved you the headache of owning and renting out a property or two. What a nightmare that is, I hear. |
| Well they have the most to improve from where they are/were. The Citigroup of burger joints. |
| The IRGC-affiliated Fars News Agency said on Saturday that the Strait of Hormuz will remain under Iranian management, rejecting Donald Trump’s claim that the waterway would be reopened as part of a draft agreement under negotiation. |
| Good I hope the doomers get more ammo, I've made a killing on all these buying opportunities. |
| About 24 more hours till we know what happens |
| Dude seriously! It’s for real this time. This rotation is gonna be beyond fucked. Don’t miss out and make sure to join in on the fun! |
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| It’s all Iranian Rial. He’s getting bus fare |
| What’s a strait? |
| Strait of Hormuz open just like it was before. |
| I sold a bunch of pltr shares when it went from like $6 to $20-25 range because my wife insisted on us buying a home. 6k shares later I’m still pissed off at her. |
| The IRGC-affiliated Fars News Agency said on Saturday that the Strait of Hormuz will remain under Iranian management, rejecting Donald Trump’s claim that the waterway would be reopened as part of a draft agreement under negotiation. |
| https://preview.redd.it/j57axcyrky2h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e68365ef0c2258e1ee6088387a101f9ede608be |
| On I forgot the market is closed on Monday. Means we get an extra day of fuckery this weekend. |
| if nvidia shipped chips, the chips be shipped on a chip shipping ship |
| You did the impossible. Instead of trying to do it 3x just reinvest in VOO and let time work its magic |
| Fuck y'all , why are you all being bolish . This doesn't end well |
| Ok I dont know what to believe anymore \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1oiz1nfqky2h1.jpeg?width=1214&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3bb0f21a282f7df868aa736eeb5b0853f07a2d0\n\n |
| CAVA blows. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Aljazeera reporting that |
| No idea how people are still getting faked out by trusting the word of this admin. |
| Don't forget soon charging countries for the Internet cables under the sea 😂😂😂 |
| Edging |
| Welltower is my Roth IRA 1.5k 5k into spy |
| Right but isnt it better to follow the market instead of betting on when the future might occur? If the market is selling hope, we should also buy and sell hope? |
| and this isn't based on me guessing, the charts support it. we'll still rally from July to August, but we may get a small pullback now |
| Ahhh this stupid fellow thinks a deal has actually been reached. That's cute |
| The article is behind a paywall, but QC wont solve P = NP. So whats the catch? |
| As of the past 2 weeks yeah, been ok for the most part |
| Bullish for DATA CENTERS |
| Will pray for you. |
| happens every other week. Markets putting less and less weight on his words which is interesing |
| Real |
| I choose to believe it’s all 1s |
| Hab's doch gesagt. |
| This is a trial balloon contest if the American public reacts poorly to a straight up negotiated surrender. This is getting clawed back on Monday. |
| i know you're a regarded bear but that's not how you spell strait |
| Duuuuude. 🤦♀️ |
| just letting everyone know this deal with iran is fake. oil is still a buy and crypto is a sell |
| I think this is actually animatdd by hand. The static stuff is staying in place and the stream of money loops. In ai everios always moving like mush. |
| do u trust 🥭 or some low tier minimum wagie iran news agency who also is supposed to not have access to the internet |
| are we going to have a 60 day extension of ceasefire, or are we going to have a peace deal? We know the peace deal will be fake because the only one not in the zoom meeting is Iran. |
| “Remember, switching to options is faster than reloading”-Sgt. Gaz |
| Happy memorial day weekend everybody! |
| I'd be interested in knowing where you get your investing information from. Any podcasts, forums, blogs, etc that you follow to keep up to date? |
| Is this why corn is pumping ? I thought Quantum was a risk. |
| Loading up on xeqt on monday |
| Whopper Wednesdays is Poppin off you crazy? |
| Similar to how we'd be able to afford a Big Mac Combo in the future? |
| I'm gonna get you 55 fries/nuggies to accompany |
| Lol taco gonna give iran 20 billion in cash |
| they will make billions from strait tolls |
| 🌮 Tues can't be anymore obvious than this? Right? |
| It’s called robinhood. That’s our prison now |
| Trump: “We have achieved peace.”\n\nIran: “What?” |
| The 3rd from the 5th batch for the month of May. |
| This deal is a deal as long as no one brings up the topic of the strait or nuclear. |
| Broke? I've been making money off of the MU pump. I'm bearish but not stupid |
| lol at bears resorting to Iranian state media for their cope. |
| ... Put me back under |
| why dont you move all your $100 net worth to crapto then |
| Her hair catches fire we haven’t met yet. \n\nBut the grenades aren’t free |
| USA did it! Opened the straight!! \n\nNVDA chips can now flow through! |
| I’d have openAI over the insane spaceX price any day of the week |
| "If" |
| Spending my weekend on this sub is both a curse and a blessing |
| Is the same guy who bought nvda calls? |
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| Sorry bears but gotta hang it up he making a horrible one sided deal that benefits Iran ofc they gonna take the deal lol |
| Me neither I’ll stay on my meds until my psychiatrist tells me I can get off of them |
| Idk but Ukraine is bombing Russian oil and China is still getting cheap oil from Russia. Plus China is a largely electrified economy. |
| I agree with you on the SPCX ipo. It pops by 50%+ for a day maybe two then every one becomes exit liquidity for the owners. 6 months later it is probably trading 50-60% off its ATH. |
| I bet your wife says this is somehow your fault. |
| Worse buddy, much worse... |
| Less of a scam than the USD which the govt can and will print at will |
| so which deal is this? the 3rd or something |
| It’s worse. |
| Bears are so cooked. You can see them coping hard in all the comments - in complete denial of reality. |
| Recession indicator, haircuts |
| I heard a quote once that helped me stop torturing myself about my own trading/investing regrets. \n\n“If hindsight made people rich, every trader would be a billionaire”\n\nYou paid the tuition OP learn the lesson and move on. It’s certainly painful but spending even 1 moment regretting past decisions is truly a futile concept. \n\nYou know the ending now but back then you didn’t! |
| Oof |
| All data based on the S&P 500 index. The numbers are rounded and in some cases approximate, particularly the dates, due to the tools I used to determine the dates.\n\nEvent | Market Top | Market Bottom | Change\n-|-|-|-:\nCovid | 02/19/20 | 03/23/20 | -33%\n2022 Phantom Correction* | 12/27/21 | 10/10/22 | -24%\nTariffs | 02/19/25 | 04/08/25 | -19%\nIran War | 01/07/26 | 03/20/26 | -6%\n\n\* I call it a phantom correction because the government at the time was chanting “this is the strongest economy ever” as was the mainstream media as the correction unfolded and throughout the duration of the correction. It was never acknowledged by anyone and many, including the commenter I am replying to, mysteriously don’t remember it somehow, yet it was longer and deeper than all but the COVID correction. |
| GG BEARS |
| The good thing about having calls AND puts is that when a fake peace deal gets announced you get some dopamine and when the fake peace deal falls apart you also get some dopamine 🙂 |
| Oh no. Far worse. We strengthened irans international standing by 100x with this deal |
| Lol\n\nhttps://xcancel.com/phildstewart/status/2058300400625656293#m |
| It's worse, sanction relief and Iran controlling Strait |
| Send bers to iran |
| Doesn't matter |
| Except I-ran gets way more concessions lmao |
| ? |
| It sounds much worse actually. And that deal was terrible |
| Sell the news |
| so movement of scam shitcoin is your entire thesis for shorting SPY lmao |
| but when was market down? lol |
| I wont go back |
| Breaking news it's from Fars news lol |
| I will send this to my kids 🙂 |
| The reality will matter when the emergency strategic oil reserve is depleted. At the moment the market is still pricing in the strait opening sooner rather than later. |
| What is this the 12th deal in the last three weeks. |
| Maybe you can trade that in for 1.8 million |
| You'd sell her for $2M in a heartbeat |
| The market don’t listen to anyone in the Middle East! |
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| it’s what most countries do when they can’t get what they want from the current admin.\n\npark the bus and wait till the next one. \n\nheck iran did it to jimmy carter with the iran hostages. |
| Tried telling people about this company in the daily for the past few years, God have mercy on the bears.\n\nThey were warned. |
| Pure cinema |
| Or just sell the stupid Nasdaq |
| https://preview.redd.it/xqly5ca0ky2h1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9e840034c3692b81efa8e4ae76bb6eb53baf22e\n\n |
| It almost certainly is. That’s not to say we won’t get a 1-2% day Tuesday, but it’s likely not going to be too crazy. |
| Where's the guy that bought 170K in puts expiring next Friday? |
| Cuba is next |
| 🥭deal same as Obama’s, prove me wrong. |
| >An Agreement has been largely negotiated, subject to finalization between the United States of America, the Islamic Republic of Iran, and the various other Countries,” Trump said in the post.\n\n>Details of the agreement are being discussed “and will be announced shortly,” he said, including reopening the vital Strait of Hormuz, a key chokepoint for global energy trade.\n\n>The agreement includes a memorandum of understanding as a first phase, Iran’s foreign ministry said Saturday, before broader talks within 30 to 60 days.\n\nWhatever "largely negotiated" means. In any case, all that sounds largely familiar. Like a movie I've watched a dozen times before. |
| Meanwhile the market has been pricing it in for the last 4 years and the S&P just crossed 69,420 leading Vice President Musk to tweet about it |
| How is there an end with a 60 day “let’s think about it” |
| Silk Road days had me flush with BTC. I think about it often. |
| $31.28 per share about 575 share for 18kthats worth)240k 😳😭😭😭 |
| My two got assigned yesterday as well. |
| concept of a concept of a deal |
| So what happened to that guy who got assigned millions of barrels of oil? |
| At least it wasn't for your future ex-wife |
| we might be celebrating early but you're broke as fuck so we're even |
| Get fucked bools. “BREAKING Iran media disputes Trump's Hormuz Strait to reopen statement” |
| God I hope mongo moons. It’s an amazing company! |
| Blindsided by Iran's unconditional surrender \n\nIf 🌮 don't get the Nobel War prize we know for sure it's fixed |
| I’m buying just to be part of history, even if I get raped it will be worth it |
| I sold $95s this last week when the stock was in the mid 80’s thinking it was easy money. Then it rips.. |
| My $4k in 30 DTE SPY put hedge is toast on Tuesday and I love it! Let go….. |
| In two weeks |
| It's not even the main issue lol |
| The fact that the all knowing corn has not been mooning recently tells you this rally is fake and once we hit SPY 750 we elevator down to SPY 600 |
| Do we need to bring out the "fell for it again" award? |
| Didn't paperhanded my port going into weekend hope ill get my reward for that. |
| Until Iran comes out and says it, I don't believe anything. |
| Achieve world peace\n\nStep 1) hold long on oil for the weekend\nStep 2) check if Wendy's is hiring |
| lol been saying this last 2 weeks. Markets go up one day then fall and erase gains when it doesn’t pan out |
| I’m thinking puts at $130 is where the next pullback will be. |
| In two weeks |
| It is, on Reddit |
| Not really though, you could argue that none of these terms hurt the U.S. in a sense but they do ultimately imply a horrible deal that Trump had to accept because he was bested by Iran aside from the wasted resources. Feels like the biggest problem is the lost of trust from both domestic public and international allies that he has nothing to show for since the war only created chaos and higher prices for everyone but brought no solutions besides him forfeiting the restrictions that kept Iran weaker. |
| yeah mine does this too whenever i check gains |
| Not if you’re holding smci |
| There will be alternatives like pipelines built to reroute if they raise the prices too high |
| Iran acting like democratic republic of Wadia |
| 30 on a g of deemz.. Best purchase ever |
| True |
| This time Iran has confirmed strait reopening though. Maybe they will backtrack again |
| No, it's still a $1,000 ring that could have bought a lake house. |
| Bers fucked |
| I'm just indexed rn. I'm out of INTC and AMD. I had jan 2027 200c's on AMD from a long time ago and held intc from \~30 to \~60ish. I haven't been in either in a while :/\n\nI got out of many positions far too soon tbh. AI ran harder than I thought |
| Speak for yourself 🤷♀️ I’ve been consistently making money. It seems you yourself dont understand anything which is a skill issue |
| Weekend NDX up 1% on ceasefire extension. If the stocks keep going 1% every time they say ceasefire then the stocks will double in 100 days. |
| Imagine bending over to a religious lunatic regime.\n\nGood job, 🥭 |
| Who cares if Iran controls the straits. The whole point is strait open. If it’s open, SPY moons. |
| A conservative rag with 2,000 readers has a source inside the negotiation. Sure. |
| I want to see the guy who swung $43,000 for the puts over the weekend. |
| HOO LEE FOCK, is this real? |
| **We made jokes that Iran is always two weeks away from a nuclear weapon. But apparently the U.S is always two weeks away from a deal** LMAO |
| Above average at best |
| Concept of a deal aka both sides have agreed on which topics are disagreed upon |
| This shit is gonna turn out like North and South Korea. At least until the next administration. |
| Operation Epstein Furry accomplished distracting you from Gaza and Lebanon. |
| with a bill for $1.88mil |
| LMAO |
| If the internet is not working in Iran, that means the average Iranian cannot see 🥭 tweets... then why is their news agency keeps telling them not to believe what he is saying... |
| Saudi Arabia and Kuwait have already gotten massively fucked. Maybe they should've invested more into counter UAS and less into soccer. SA run by actual idiots. |
| Every “peace deal” just leads to a surprise attack from Israel. (The real terrorists.) 🇮🇱 |
| It was nothing 3 months ago |
| Hey regard whats the website for the second picture? I wanna cry at my early sells too |
| Lol no one wants anybody bombed but you gotta realize that supreme leader is a fucking pathological liar you can’t trust shit from this admin. |
| Who the fuck cares who controls the strait rn? I'm tired of these bers coping and says oh 🥭 lied, Iran controls the strait. Just fuckin accept ur asshole gonna be gaped on tuesday at open |
| Fake News !!! |
| To reopen the strait of Hormuz from the terrorist duh idiot |
| WOW IT IS REALLY OVER THERE IS NO REASON TO DOUBT THAT THIS IS REAL AND NOT COMPLETELY FUCKING BUNK |
| Well to be fair does the market care about the reality or the tweets and headlines? I dont think reality matters here, just narrative? |
| Draft this, honkus |
| No body tell him |
| Can we get one of these that’s a bear version where the ATM sucks up their soul along with their portfolio. |
| W name holding \nWhat positions on those 2? |
| Iran is gay |
| China want to recover illegal gains, i.e. making chinese nationals illegally open account in Hong Kong. What if 50% of all HK's accounts are in fact illegal continental Chinese ? It is suicidal to invest without knowing the amount of the fines. |
| Sell the news event…book it |
| They didn't have nukes just partly enriched Uranium that ramped up after Trump ripped up old agreement in his 1st term |
| Give this man a cigar |
| Just put in order to buy some more MU 🚀🚀🚀 |
| good to see so many delusional bears still out and about, SPY has so much higher left to go |
| Stupid bear |
| there is no peace if one side keep extracting the tolls from the highway. This is worsen than a peace deal because Iran keeps the tolls and uranium which mean US abadon its status quo in the region which mean Iran grows stronger after the war which means instability will resume. |
| Lol this is not how it works |
| Bols really thought 🤣🤣 |
| You maniacs, go home. Casino is closed |
| ah, didn't say anything about "not collecting tolls" just Strait will open. |
| Uh oh! |
| You should cross post this to r/guycry. \n\nSorry for your loss porn. |
| This war should have never happened in the first place. I'm pretty sure it's illegal, and in any case no good has come out of it. It's just hubris of one old man with too much power. An unnecessary war that damaged the whole world's economy, killed a lot of people, and didn't achieve anything, apart from the US losing any last bits of credibility is still had. But I'm European, I'm just watching this shitshow from the sidelines with a mix of dark amusement and concern. |
| Happy wife = happy life!\n\nRight? \n\n# RIGHT? |
| Careful with celebrating too early, bulls.\n\nBREAKING: Iran's Fars News says the Strait of Hormuz will remain under Iran's management contrary to President Trump's announcement.\n\n🥭 Always blowing smoke. Don't believe any deal has been reached until the blockade is gone and Iran actually opens the strait and removes or allows others to remove mines\n\n |
| Bro stop with the fake as Fars news crap when it's real we will know because that idiot irgc guy will broadcast it |
| I seriously hope you two are very happy. |
| Wendy's has taken advice of dumpster divers and have started changing their menu with operation fresh |
| The finalization of a draft proposal. They’re almost done with the rough draft of their rough draft. |
| Hey I did both! Sold $2.5k of Apple stock in 2010 for an engagement ring, and we’re super divorced now and she’s the devil! |
| Seems like you forgot. Mission accomplished |
| You wouldn’t have held past 2000$ anyhow and would’ve spent it on hookers instead of being married. |
| Were you reading the details? |
| Sold it for a measily profit like a chump instead of diamond handsing :(\n\nMade good money on AMD and INTC tho |
| If it floats, fucks, or flies \nCheaper to rent than to buy |
| deal probably won't come until the next administration. egos won't let somebody take the L |
| My wife is saying this is BS. It is thinking as if my aunt had a beard then I would call her Uncle. |
The Bored of Peace is back baby! - Donnie T\n\n\n\n# Trump reveals deal to finally END Iran War and reopen Strait of Hormuz is near 'finalization' after dramatic calls with world leaders\n\n \n Trump reveals Iran peace agreement is 'largely negotiated' President Donald Trump revealed the Iranian peace agreement is 'largely negotiated' after a 'very good call' with world leaders, but final hurdles have yet to b... www.dailymail.com |
| Imagine missing your son's wedding just to do a historic surrender. |
| Imagine when strikes begin again |
| Saudi Arabia and Kuwait care. They don't want to send any checks to IRGC for shipping tolls. There will be less oil exported via other routes at a higher price and call it even steven. $85/barrel oil is here to stay for a long time. |
| So if 🥭 and Iran can't agree on what is actually happening with the Strait, and the nuclear issue will be postponed until later, what is this peace deal actually? Sounds like a US surrender |
| Ok well marketplace is thriving |
| Who could have foreseen this? Color me astonished 😮 |
| I hope there is |
| Bols rushing to buy the most morally corrupt companies in the world are trying to teach bears a lesson. 😅😅 |
| Lol ain't no one leaving reddit for that trash |
| I had BK twice this week. Calls. |
| What is love? |
| So we burned through 100+ billion taking out decades old infrastructure in Iran, only to then pussy out completely and let Iran with the help of China completely rebuild, becoming even stronger now than before the war started. What was the purpose of this all in the first place? |
| Yeah Iran was saying this for weeks. |
| Bers on massive copium rn 😂 |
| I need a nice round number on the loss stats |
| What did u do to ur 1m micron stock position |
| They are fucking gloating knowing full well this asshat lies about everything |
| And tell her you would do it again in a heartbeat! |
| My SCO shares and USO puts are going to print so fucking hard on Tuesday 🥳🥳🥳🥳 |
| Two more days for 🇮🇷to post that 🥭is crazy. |
| Amazing to think when Iran began blocking hormiz uso was in the 70s bro |
| https://preview.redd.it/d5thn5wuiy2h1.png?width=686&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f1f6810cbd19de5d013207dfeb78f64c8ac2425\n\n"Peace is at hand" — [Neville Chamberlain](https://quotefancy.com/neville-chamberlain-quotes) |
| i would like to note that this is a meme. it wasn’t intended to be breaking news… |
| It’s fine though, that’s the main issue but other than that it’s largely in place. |
| I sold 6 shares of apple in 1998 to buy a fucking boombox. Whoops. |
| Been holding them for a while. Opportunity cost of staying in the trade and all, but still in the green and if the correlation between oil dumping and metals mooning holds through next week it'll be - well, still not worth it but at least barely better than a HYSA. |
| Yeah total bend over lmao |
| Already priced in. |
| $467,510 dollars that’s half a million dollars plane ✈️ ticket 😭😭😭😳😳😳😅😅😅fuk |
| [Iran war day 85: Tehran says major gaps remain in US talks | US-Israel war on Iran News | Al Jazeera](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/5/23/iran-war-day-85-tehran-says-major-gaps-remain-in-us-talks) |
| What draft version is this? Like 71? |
| Hindsight is a bitch. If it helps, I dumped AMD when it was $6, Nvidia at $50 etc many years ago. |
| A power consortium will hold 90% of the stock. This group will ensure that the price will never go low, and they can secretly raise the open market price by buying back the 3-5% from the open market. This way, their own value can go from 90% of 2T to 90% or 3T and then 90% of 4T and so forth.. Where do they get the money? They take a loan using their 90% of 2T as backing. As the share price raise, they can then use 90% of 3T or 4T etc to get more backing. So how can the price fall? |
| **Iran media disputes Trump’s Hormuz Strait to reopen statement** \nPresident Trump’s claim the Strait of Hormuz will fully reopen as part of a peace agreement with Iran is “far from reality”, the semi-official Fars news agency reports. |
| Yo, something is going to happen these next couple days. |
| X |
| Irans narrative is quite different |
| So there's a concept of a deal in place, but both sides still on the polar opposite regarding the straits lmao. |
| My theory is that the war will never end until everyone stops misspelling strait\n\nEvery time someone on the internet spells it “straight”, the deadlock is increased by an hour. Iran is watching |
| $3.6mil in today's value. Damn!!! One of the most expensive rings. |
| YOU’RE DONE.\n\nOh and also everybody hates you. |
| Open the goddamn market everyday this is fuckin stupid everything is computer and automated .. this is not the 1930s |
| And other nations will look to closing their choke points too. As well as proliferation. |
| there can still be war by tomorrow. |
| Actually all that stuff is good for the US too. I think we all know which country wants Iran wiped off the face of the earth, because its how they feel about every arab country |
| We cant see its name |
| Haha! Similar story! Sold my bitcoin to get married. Spend way more though ( she needed to move from USA to Germany, papers, courses etc etc) \n\n\nSooio don't even want to think how much it would be now lol |
| 😭😭 |
| Hey guess what?\n\nOh yea..\n\nYou’re FUCKED |
| Does it matter if we hit new all time highs on every peace deal? We are in WSB not some world news sub you nerd |
| nice job! Does look kinda bottomed out, but I'm very much index + chill typa guy rn |
| How much oil can Iran deploy? I assume there’s going to be a mad rush to get those tankers out |
| Nice. In 1996 I sold most of my Alpha and Beta MtG cards to buy a ring. I had an Alpha Black Lotus which went for about $130 at that time. |
| Imagine imagining |
| https://preview.redd.it/z4tkhnfoiy2h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=011e466de6762fd668dfc61ce01d250bd778d436\n\n \nTHAT WAS FAST |
| you mad dumB |
| Ok so we know where this is going |
| No |
| The 160K spy puts guy is going to get ram in the booty on Tuesday. |
| Can’t beat yourself over this. |
| Noped |
| Man a $1000 engagement ring sounds awful. |
| Jajajjaa |
| No |
| Yeah |
| bro, that was an empire ending move. you just haven't realized it yet. |
| I’m so sorry |
| Lmao stonks, amirite? |
| So you never bought back in at any point? This is dumb whether it was for your wife or any other excuse tbh. \n\nIf youre going to put this graph to heart you’ll end up unhappy and resenting your wife the rest of your life. |
| A deal to have a deal on issues you are miles apart. \nIn other words, declare the war over even though very little has changed if any. \nAmerica lost, but hey - to the moon until we crash. |
| Bertards never learn |