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| Second war at the casino. COVID counts as a war right |
| 🫡 |
| *So far* |
| You can sign up voluntarily |
| Currently staying in Peru without any good internet connection while I have lots of calls expiring in march 💀 |
| For defence stocks why would it mean gains for tech stocks (which hold up a lot of the sp 500) inflation fears will be real if this unravels to be something big |
| There were years where it was just normal slot growth this shit is insane every day it’s insanity. |
| There is none. They're just reshaping phrases they read in random internet rooms. |
| Chris is that you? |
| Big number go up |
| I feel sorry for anyone holding USD right now |
| okay then i can understand & empathize a little more.\n\nbeing self employed is a great feeling, however i’d give it up any day to fuck off & never have to worry about $ again. |
| I’m on a boat now. Basically at any point you can look out at sea and see at least one other boat. |
| Membah all these so called ai powered layoffs lead to a significant amount of offshoring. Many such cases |
| lol average? Is that what your mom told you |
| LMT and RTX gonna skyrocket |
| said for 6 months straight, it's not bers dreaming that imaginary number |
| No one forces anyone to gamble on the market |
| Man, I had 691 puts I sold when spy was 686 last week that expire tomorrow. If I held those bad boys I’d be in lambo town. But I’m a fucking pussy |
| 30 min til you get to feel that pit in your stomach as your calls turn to dust |
| Stevie Wonder asked me, “You seeing this bullshit!?" |
| i think it’s gonna be fine guys, ber and bol will both make enough money to retire and the world will find peace\n\njk spy 700 by open ber fuk\n |
| This is so bullish. War is always bullish. |
| It starts at 6 and we’ll be fine |
| Inject me that bull copium straight into my veins |
| Margin requirements for equities and oil going way up. Should be a fun week |
| Aw shucks 😍 |
| Cancer |
| !banbet |
| What did he say |
| What? The people, Vehicles and chemical plants involved to get from a barrel oil to gasoline at 'the pump' are not free? |
| I'm halfway to my number, at which point I'll be fullporting a 1.8x leveraged world index. The day I can quit this sub will be a good day |
| Yep |
| must be your first day at the casino |
| They’ve already taken out 40 commanders. Khelmeni had 4 successors lined up for every position. Commanders were given orders to continue attacks even if no-one above them respond or give orders. It will take a while to take em all out. |
| No, thats why we're here |
| Amazon's cloud unit reports fire after objects hit UAE data center\nReuters | 03/01/2026, 15:30:30 |
| What? |
| I wanted to post that weekend oil was up 15% but it was blocked by wall st bets admins\n\nhttps://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-oil---us-crude\n\n\nIts mooning. RIP anyone who uses oil |
| Idk if they want me back |
| Don't you love your kids?\n\nOf course he will be , but on different lists at a different time! |
| Be outside EVERYNIGHT just me and my girl |
| Exactly |
| As long as you say “not to get too political” before you say some off the wall shit you’re in the clear as far as HR is concerned. |
| Welcome to this modern north-facing two-bedroom, two-bathroom residence at The Sheikh, offering panoramic views of the Strait of Hormuz. Bright and airy, this home features an open concept living and dining area with oversized windows that flood the space with natural light, as well as recently added asymmetric exterior wall apertures that offer the luxury of a 24/7 al fresco dining experience from inside the residence. |
| Guy seemed like he had never picked up a burger before in his life |
| #FUK |
| gay if true |
| you're*\n\nyou fit right in |
| Dubai chocolate about to hit all time highs |
| Sad portfolio 😩 |
| Who says I work for someone |
| With this market I wouldn’t be surprised if we closed up 2% or down 5% |
| This guy gets it. We need a better ban mechanism. Like a scarlet letter for being so wrong. Even if they're right tomorrow they've been screaming bullshit for 5 months. |
| you’re straight up delusional lmao, but thats normal before a minor (possibly larger) selloff |
| They knew what they signed up for |
| Every fucking Sunday night there is so much anxiety seriously this shit is so annoying. Cant we just have one normal fucking week??????! |
| SPY 700 is just so obvious, ber dreaming |
| China retaliating for who? On behalf of their “ally”, Iran? Bahhahahahahahah |
| I wouldn't bet money on it but anything is possible. All it takes is for new leadership to taco faster than most think. |
| Every tards calling green by close monday so the true reversal will be tuesday or wednesday, before that dead cat bounces providing exit liquidity 🤷 |
| Bad poll numbers means we are going to start a war |
| Might be the last MSFT we ever see green. Someone take a photo |
| China is the voice of reason |
| should i do iron condor? |
| If I was ber I'd be concerned over 2 things trump gave time line of 4 weeks and we all know what happens when retail loads too many puts lmao |
| Oil regenerates. It will out last all of us. |
| Go to your closest enlistment office |
| I am tired of bulls calling bears morons and bears calling bulls idiots.\n\nI am here to settle it. Your both right. |
| Post the tickers bruh! Keen to take a look |
| I'm gonna buy the dip tomorrow.\n\nPanic at open, everything red, then slow recovery over the coming two weeks.\n\nAlways the same 🥱 |
| Apparently the reason Iran didn’t have nuclear weapons was because the Ayatollah issued a religious order banning them 20 years ago\n\nLast year they said they might if they were attacked\n\nWhat are the odds of nuclear war in one month on polymarket? |
| All hail the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla! |
| what expiration/strike |
| 20% of oil goes through Hormuz buddy. Mostly to Europe and Asia. We were lucky as fuck to have $60 oil. You haven't seen real inflation yet. |
| iRan |
| We’re talking about tomorrow. Iraq war market opened 1 pt up after invasion, I don’t see how that is impossible tomorrow. |
| It’s basically wsb but they think they’re fancier cuz they try to catch falling knives |
| Super Bowl of futes trading in 30 mins |
| Guys this is my first world war what do I do? |
| Gaddafi was killed by an army we backed. We killed the dudes listed above directly. |
| We’re all retarded here champ |
| This is wildly less significant than Russia attacking Ukraine. No one likes Iran and everyone will get their oil. Calm down melvin. |
| Callllllllssssssssssss |
| Bruh how they even fighting the lobsters are still wearing rubber bands 😂😂😂 |
| I’m in a bunch of norwegian ones, too underground for you lot 😤 Tankers, producers and oil service. |
| Yes, but its 12 hours ago |
| According to 99% of the people in here, they’re way off the mark pricing that up 🤣 |
| Short term selloff is inevitable unless iran says theyre gonna do whatever trump wants |
| Proud to be a ber. Bols can die |
| id tell you but I'm blind and deaf |
| That to coming from a based ass username |
| How hard is it to just not do options |
| Put it all on msft $500 calls feb/2026, cash out before october |
| Really interesting to me that this whole idea can be summed up as “there exists a market for oil with multiple sellers” yet people spend time explaining it on Reddit as if it’s a unique situation or any new insight is provided |
| Yes, do tell. I’d give ya 2k outta the ten and keep running with it. Always paying commission |
| I’m people |
| Alot of us bought a month ago. It was obvious this was going to happen. |
| 80% of my investment is boglehead DCA in an index type shit. The other 20% is YOLO |
| Early models will have a garden hose attachment in the belly button but later models have a self douching mechanism that the robot is able to do on its own. |
| Put me in a coma and wake me up once the market goes back up |
| its insane how many ships there are everywhere like holy shit lmao |
| drill baby drill |
| buy oil fut? |
| Yea could see green in like a month, Im talking about people saying markets will rip tomorrow, not happening sorry.. and by the way it took about a month after Americans put boots in iraq for market to see positive gains |
| Only a fool would say that |
| ‘WAR’ being greyed out is poetic |
| 😳 |
| That makes perfect sense. War is for profit. Always has been. |
| why does jeffrey amazon have to do with this |
| Who is ready for super inflation? |
| That can’t be good. |
| You are retarded |
| Let go of some and hold some. No matter what, regret whatever decision I make. |
| corn pop recovering |
| Bulls sweating bullets |
| I'm handsome 😏 |
| Therefore, guaranteed to spike to not more than mid 70s then collapse. |
| !remindme 24 hours |
| Probably induced vomiting after the video |
| Well, we kind of threw a wrench in that, as well; his son Mojtaba Khameni was the longtime favorite, and current intel is reporting that we killed him in the initial strikes as well. The third in line died in a helicopter crash in 2024. \n\nThe moderate candidates are reportedly getting ostracized, and we're getting left with the ultra-conservatives and IRGC guys, neither of which bode well for a diplomatic end |
| No. Under Obama deal they could still enrich albeit at low levels. Also Obama deal was only valid thru 2025 anyway.\n\nAfter that enrichment related provisions would expire. We'd end up here unfortunately regardless.\n\nThe problem is that Iran is not really a good faith actor, keeps terrorizing the region, just a weed that you trim but it keeps growing back. |
| If a dude on TV expects mines than you better get on the phone and tell our military. They're clearly unprepared. Also it's a great way for Iran to ensure their people stay supportive of the regime. |
| Look at you getting all mythological |
| Down 4% from highs, that's barely a blip on the radar |
| I live on the planet where the Iraq war and war in Afghanistan happened . |
| https://preview.redd.it/wqrzctcseimg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92010985672ddffa7e51dcba054d356005150ff8 |
| $100/barrel keeps Russia in the Ukraine game for a lot longer unfortunately |
| Unreal. Absolutely unreal to spend a billion every two days is just unfalthomable. (Probably way more when you add interest in) |
| maybe if ur a loser with no interests outside of wageslaving |
| Got my cash ready for tomorrow's sale. |
| YOU MORON BEARS WAITING FOR THE MOST OBVIOUS SELL OFF OF ALL TIME.\n\nJUST ACCEPT YOUR FATE THAT SPY 700 IS TOMORROW |
| You’re cooked |
| They're gonna be like the kiosks at a corporate slop bowl restaurant, cleaned biannually maybe |
| Calm down your comment isn’t clever enough to post twice |
| For real? Source? |
| This market makes no sense. War = Shrek cock probably |
| For real. I've uninstalled all those delivery apps. Overpriced and unethical. I think I've used a delivery app maybe 2-3 times in the past 5 years and I know that because I've only used them when I was so sick I was bedridden. I've never used them outside of an emergency situation. |
| There’s a way to deal with that - just move around all the furniture and put plungers in all the toilets. |
| No, I am not going anywhere. The AI pump is much much weaker right now. The only thing protecting you is the dollar dumping. |
| Not fake |
| I see the mistake. |
| It has a 10 PE ratio right now... it's going to be fine. |
| I agree that is a strong possibility but to say its gonna rip green tomorrow is flat out delulu |
| BOZOS think that they'll be able to keep the Hormuz Strait closed. They are getting Iran back to the fucking Stone Age if they push their luck too much |
| Overton Window at its peak |
| Can confirm, my local shipping company is NOT sailing through |
| You’d have to be insane to insure those ships at this point |
| Its never fair |
| Green at close on monday |
| sell vix calls suckers |
| I also feel like this is a lot of money to him and he thought it was a "sure thing" |
| Will Megan Fox take a role in this? |
| That doesn’t work here bub |
| What oil stocks you loading up on? |
| #🥵🍑💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨 |
| Wake up time for all the tax cheats who have been using Dubai and Qatar for hiding their ill gotten money. |
| looks like the EV guys were right |
| sounds fake |
| Market ripped during Iraq war area with a +1% day after invasion. Everything you mentioned is hypothetical. |
| Bet ur a bottom |
| The older I get, the more I realize the wisdom in being a Boglehead lol |
| Yup |
| Even if you make/have a lot retiring is also a hard thing to do because of a change in lifestyle |
| It’s no ww3 if no one wants to get involved. China released a statement calling the us war hungry and went about its day |
| Nah I’m getting rich this month trust me |
| Apparent Iranian attack on an UK air base on Cyprus? That would be wild. |
| base in cyprus got hit |
| Holding gold, holding mining company shares.\n\nProbably gonna try to time a 50% sell on my 3x if it does do a nice gap up, hoping it rides through monday and i can do it closer to close maybe.\n\nNot selling all because i don't believe in my timing that well and it very well could run through the week or most of the week. |
| . |
| Bezos bent the knee to 🥭 and is still getting fucked by the administration 🫵🤣 |
| SPY 700 tomorrow |
| What’s he say |
| Can’t wait for the ber bloodbath |
| Good luck with the baby. |
| I was stressed out yesterday thinking it was Sunday, waiting for futures to open 🤣 |
| Just watched the CEO video\n\nPuts on MCD |
| They have a 50-50 chance of being right. If they are right it's "I told you so". If wrong, they disappear. |
| Sell the news! Sell the olds! Sell you anoos! |
| Wouldn’t that mean they just end up like gaddafi? |
| Any excuse to increase the value of earth sweat. |
| !remind me 1 day |
| yes and im not biased at all or holding stock |
| A lot of you will never be able to retire and it shows |
| It’s OK, we are funding Israel’s universal healthcare. |
| Nvidia puts |
| Live Oil trading starts at 6:00 PM EST today in just a little over 40 minutes. \n\nBrian Sullivan on CNBC said that there are ships on the both sides of the Straight of Hormuz just sitting there waiting for orders to go through. Reports are that Loyds and other insurers have refused to insure any ships trying to go through so it is not known what will happen and when. He said the market can withstand a 1 or 2 day delay here but more than that, it will be a problem as about 30% of the worlds oil, gas, liquified natural gas, chemicals and fertilizers flow through there. Concerns are that Iran or the Houthis will fire upon ships or perhaps they might lay down some WW2 style mines along this 21 mile wide body of water. |
| If you think spy will be green you can 8x your money by betting on it |
| sure it’s not because you’re retarded |
| That’s not HODL….. |
| Black Monday. Then all time highs EOW |
| Wasn’t that literally the Obama deal? |
| She's labeled CEO by the press and many others. Who do you believe is the CEO? |
| Ummm US is now involved in something that Iran wont back down from, UAE getting involved and what if Russia starts supplying them with better weapons? Uncertainty is the bottom line, and thats what causes selloffs from risky equities into safe havens like gold, defence stocks and bonds |
| Isn’t that like the cost of one hospital visit for you guys? |
| > "Get Out Of The Pool" is my client warning.\n\n\n> We are losing financials. Already lost software. MAG7 has been sucking wind. Consumer lending has rolled over and private credit is getting bruised. Market flush to $SPY $666 was my baseline bet on VIX to 40 call... |
| Can we invent a federal holiday so markets dont open tomorrow? |
| According to the Beatles if you want a revolution you must beat your wife |
| yeah they are going to have to do better than that |
| Don’t do it to yourself brother |
| Holy fuck sleepy and the black guy would have been impeached for saying this shite wow |
| Operation Aya told ya so will always be funny |
| Another fire sale tomorrow?? |
| Hellen Keller would be furious if she saw this shit. |
| we knew dude...it is ok... |
| not a fair fight really\n\nUS, Israel, UK. France, Germany, UAE probably with intelligence, Iraq & Jordan with bases, ... |
| Believe it or not… calls |
| > 🅱️enis |
| Right right that’s why I asked |
| Oil was spiking to $100/barrel back during the 2003 Iraq war and we were all freaking out when oil was like $2.80-$3/gal I can't make my mind wrap around inflation because we are now freaking out about $100/barrel oil when $100 is worth far more less than it was 20 years ago and but the gas prices are like 25-40% higher. than they were back then. |
| Been here 18 years. The new kids on the block really turning this to shit sadly. |
| Feels more ghey ber in here. Bers def talking shiz. Up we go. |
| I've seen this before. You're not contemplating the appropriate amount of retardation in markets. If SPY opens red, I'll resign to r/investing for nine months. |
| at least 5 million. \n\nat 5 million:\n\n1 million in $voo\n\n3 million in high yield savings accounts\n\n1 million for drugs & toys |
| It is. But I feel like phrenology should also be kidney related. |
| This guy blows |
| Don’t let ww3 distract you from what they did in those files |
| Dollar strengthening |
| Return of jafar wasn’t very good |
| SMR gonna lock in a deal and shoot back to $50 (this is my only birthday wish) |
| They’re negligible. Toddlers in the US cause more casualties |
| markets gonna spike up for 30 min then rug pull, March 2 puts clean up at close |
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| Yes |
| Still |
| Not at all tbh |
| Come now, it's also down 50% from 6 months ago. |
| Iran has no chance of winning anything honestly. Russia and China don’t even give a fuck |
| It’s up 1/2% after going down 2%. Buckle up boys . |
| Oh my days get this guy out of here imagine not even knowing the right time |
| damn man idk. uncertainties & assets perceived as stores of values during uncertainty. jeez a real head scratcher. |
| !remind me 1 week |
| Nah, no more cheap weapons from Iran |
| How broke are you? |
| !remindme 41 minutes |
| Probably a million or more |
| WILL ONE OF YOU BIG BRAIN BER CUCKS EXPLAIN TO THE REST OF THE CLASS HOW YOU’RE SO SURE THAT THE MARKET WILL BE RED TOMORROW? |
| oil |
| it opens at 6pm et retard |
| Most people like myself, probably forgot how landmass Iran has. And than you zoom up and see Russia and you are like damn |
| Perfect all I needed to know |
| I look forward to throwing a towel at my sex robot and then taking a nap while it makes me a sandwich. |
| More people have died in America in this war so far than in the gulf |
| T minus 40 minutes until red futes |
| Since I keep ordering stuff, using em or taking some parts and sending em back, never |
| Not according to the Beatles. |
| Yeah but people would fuck the cleaning robot too. |
| Apparently the temp supreme leader was ended today as well…Jesus |
| Theres no shortcuts mister. |
| Gay |
| Down 1.4% today. |
| good week to be a 0dte trader |
| Can't speak for other bulls.\n\nBut I didn't say Monday green. Just that it would be a short operation couple weeks tops.\n\nAnd within that time frame we would rip upwards on that news. |
| 10 billions |
| 💰 |
| chat moving so fast no one will know im gay |
| Market open puts on SPY & NFLX, hodl for 10 min, sell and go back to bed |
| Fuck yeah it’s going to be |
| Someone should start up an AI sex bot cleaning company |
| If you want a revolution shouldn’t you.. you know.. give the civilians guns? |
| 230 expiring mid April |
| No bro, next weekend s when shit ll get real |
| Still here. And still confident. The selloff was Thursday and Friday bro. |
| How we thinking on gold and silver ? |
| How much would you have to make in a single trade to never trade again (VOO & chill would be fine).\n\nI think mine would be 200k |
| I hope it is |
| EXPLAIN TO US WHY THATS NOT POSSIBLE? |
| Spread em |
| buttcum isn't ripping. it is exactly where it was at the close of market on friday. this happens every single weekend |
| How often do you think sex robots are going to need cleaned? Do you think they'll make a robot that will clean the sex robot? |
| We need to redefine the work ripping because we all had it wrong all this time. A dickhair increase is what we call ripping now. |
| crazy. its like, Iran is some strategic country or something |
| Sure but would you sell your oil for $80 in house or export it for $120 a barrel? It’s a global market |
| Explain your reasoning |
| Log off Reddit and you’ll see you’ve been brainwashed.\n\nExplain to me what I’ve said goes against your big brain point of view?\n\nSays the guy here only 2 years. |
| I think all tech calls are cooked |
| Obviously not an leadership change but, maybe an open Straight of Hormuz. Just trying to caution people making big oil plays. Do your own due diligence.\n\n |
| Im holding amzn leaps but would be crazy not to hedge a bit in case, my short term puts gonna printtttt |
| I want to bet on puts in the morning but watch we end up flat if I do. And if I don’t circuit breaker |
| Volatility could be wild this week. |
| Explain your reasoning |
| I think that’s my plan. Sell the 600 as a CSP and buy the 560 for protection and possible profit. |
| depends on dates as everything, you mean in the daily/weekly sense? |
| BTC down 20% on the year and you’re gonna use it as copium for your calls? |
| more worried about their battery manufacturing abilities in general. we've fumbled the bag badly by not developing the same |
| It’ll be green and the VIX will spike. Sending calls to the moon. |
| I can smell the arroz con leche from here |
| I am a robot to remind you to post in 4 hours |
| Maybe the way to look at it is: \n\- He can sell calls an make about $1,250 a month just in premiums. \n\- He is making $400 a month in dividends \n\- He bought the dip and the short-term upside potential is about 50%\n\nThat was well played. |
| Guys u think my Amazon calls are cooked |
| Anyone think Nvidia skyrockets tomorrow? Paradoxically? Logically? |
| define ripping |
| I don't see Erika Kirk listed as CEO of Turning Point Brands |
| BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYONE FROM SATURDAY SAYING IT WAS GONNA BE GREEN?? 🫨 Where the bulls at? LMFAO 🤡 |
| No movement, just like Venezuela. Nothing ever happens to the market unless anthropic makes a public guide to building fighter jets with Claude |
| I think we discussed this.\n\nHuge difference is that 88 Clerics were already planning succession. They have a structure in place. |
| What terrible things did you do? Did it involve children? |
| yes |
| I can’t believe some of you think we’ll be green tomorrow lmao |
| Green for Asia, red for us |
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| Autobots roll out! |
| Voted flat |
| supreme leader cheeto man said this was priced in |
| A baseball hat w USA on it I guess. He uses it whit a suit on |
| Whoever’s going to replace khamenei is going to make him look like a pacifist 😂😂 |
| PANIC 📉📉📉📉📈📈📉📉📈📉📈📉📉📉 |
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| Bitcoin ripping = bears fucked tomorrow |
| Yep. Would be nice to get you out of the house for few hours. She needs few breaks to get a real pump and have a shower after. Don't call her while in gym and don't come back for a stupid reason like oh I forgot my water bottle. Just be considered |
| Yea she looks rough |
| Check it again you filthy ber, wait, name checks out |
| 🌽 shrek dildo |
| gay porn |
| the bear is still in denial of what’s about to go down in 3 hours |
| Its between 2.90 and 3.10 around me in PA. They tax the shit out of it. Unless you live in like Texas or Hawaii, the biggest difference in price state to state is how much they tax it |
| Yep, it’s why manufacturing is being dragged back. \nSame reason USA couldn’t be stopped in World War Two, we could just make more shit faster than everyone else. \n\nChina is us from WW2 with drones. |
| I would like to live in precedented times |
| is there anything that man wont do to keep us off the files? |
| Lmao |
| If it holds for the next hour, seems it’ll open at +3.5% |
| Man was making 280k a year and only has 120k in savings. Now he can only get paid 70k a year which is about 10k more than the average salary. This guy asking for handouts for drugs is like James van der beek's wife starting her go fund me while "broke" in her $5 million mansion. |
| Selling is ANTI-AMERICAN, write that down |
| !remindme 2 days |
| Corn pricing in world peace |
| If shitcoin don’t care, futes won’t care |
| What was the goal here exactly? |
| It’s gonna be blood red and I have calls |
| try weed |
| Always will be |
| I wonder why not switch the strikes and buy/write a debit spread(s). Downside protection. I assume your main thesis is a bounce off 600 but low enough to close the 560 out for plenty of profit, then roll the 600 as req’d, if req’d. |
| Believe it or not, puts |
| Prediction:\n\nUpvote if predict spy opens green. Downvote for red. |
| Things can always get worse. Don’t have options - but happy that 20% of my portfolio is gold and metals right now |
| OMG, corn is back to 65k, now the sky has fallen. |
| Look at this guy and his meat filled diet. Meanwhile the rest of us have to worry about the price'o beans and rice. That shits imported! |
| We played this game before in Iraq; cutting off the heads made things progressively *worse*. Offing the adults in the room kicks command down to lower-level regional commanders, which tend to be brutish thugs. We don't need to trade out the Tehran University PhDs for Iranian Zarqawis.\n\nThe initial hopes of the US/IDF strategy was that the attacks would kick off an internal revolution, but now that were a day in it doesn't look like that's happening. Instead, powers shifting towards the IRGC, which isn't great since there's some wackos in there. |
| Is GLD has a crazy move like 5%, then I’m selling. |
| Pinball machine? |
| Beyond all reason is the most accurate depiction of future warefare ive seen. It will all be decided by production and logistics of autobots. The real outcome decided by whomever has the most synergy.\n\n> smaller, simplistic drones in vast numbers threaten defenses due the ability to overwhelm and leak into vulnerable areas where even one or two can cause devistation\n\n> larger drones, like tanks and artilary will aggressively punch through and occupy territory while supporting an endless wave of simple drones\n\n\n> massive carrier aircraft like the one china is developing will serve as deployment centers dropping off thousands of airborne drones to the front, thus speeding up the process from production to combat\n\n> long range missiles will become reduntant as a front is dominated by millions if tiny drones which can intercept all of them with ease\n\n> unfortunately china already has multiple self driven production facilities in play within the private sector, likely funded by the party itself |
| Hey if you within draft age that is great that your still young. Weold people have your back and will take care of your mom |
| Time to use leverage! |
| What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas? |
| PLTR and PYPL will be going crazy, trust the process 🤞🤞 |
| I can’t wait for Iran vs Egypt in the “Pride game”\n\nFIFA up to serious mischief |
| For those you already holding gold and oil, are you selling at open or hoping to ride the gap up further? |
| Bols copium in this thread might be the most purest and most crystalline form that humanity ever discovered in history. |
| Only if you buy stocks that go up. |
| I’ve tried running away from it too. Doesn’t help |
| And where's it going to get them? |
| -3% futes here we come |
| did you even really go for a run if you didn’t post about it in a gambling sub |
| **U.S. Military Deaths 3** Three Army service members killed in Kuwait/regional bases. aww fk |
| Turning Point Brands! |
| when will AMZN be back above 220? |
| He’s mud butt is flowing extra |
| If I buy stocks at the stock market tomorrow will they retain their value? my plan is to sell those stocks I buy for a profit.. that's why i am asking |
| No Camel Toe either! |
| Is ICE an option? |
| Naw, rent-a-girlfriend for sure. |
| Iran has lost half their missile launchers already.\nI can't imagine they will have many for long. USA/Israel has full control of the skies now. \n\n\nhttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/01/world/middleeast/iran-missile-launchers.html |
| Following the dems posts |
| Bank of America has predicted a low of $135 dollars an ounce for Silver by the end of 2026 and a possible high of around $300. Not just wackjob Stackers talking about silver now. |
| I was surprised it didn’t stick around. That Dijon/mayo sauce was good. |
| Maybe next weekend ill be able to look at my phone and not encounter a potentially world-ending event |
| “Objects” |
| Loss porn extravaganza |
| Pubis and gypsy tears? |
| Wouldn’t be the first time but I think now that American troops have been killed it’s only going to get ramped up. \n\nPlus, we’re rapidly exhausting our supply of interceptor missiles and relentless strikes on Israel because we ran out of interceptors might make them do something unthinkable. |
| I think part of the play is to disrupt cheap oil going to China |
| Brokeback Mountain collectors edition in Dolby Atmos |
| Gonna go for a run to clear my head before the shit show unfolds. |
| I saw those photos and I’m like I don’t really keep up with celebrities much but who the hell is she? It broke my brain. Couldn’t even remember what she looked like |
| I mean VIX has been inching up since exactly when Mango went on rants about attacking Iran again in December...\n\nThis seriously could be a setup. |
| Combined Financial Snapshot (Full Year 2025)\n\n* **Total Combined Revenue**: \~$66.33 billion\n * **Warner Bros. Discovery**: $37.30 billion\n * **Paramount Global**: $29.03 billion\n* **Total Combined Net Income (Loss)**: \~($2.40 billion)\n * **Warner Bros. Discovery**: $727.0 million profit\n * **Paramount Global**: ($3.13 billion) loss \n * Total Combined Long Term Debt: (100 billion)\n* Yeah, they are cooked. |
| green oil |
| Yes Doctor, this one skipped their meds |
| Bear hypothesis shattered in 45 mins |
| what is TPB? |
| If he wasn’t potus, he’d be just the clown of the town. In his position and w all his money it’s accepted. It’s crazy if u think abt the skin tone and hair color combo |
| I came here for this. |
| You should mail them one of those prank letters that is filled with glitter. I always thought that would be the most annoying thing to have to deal with if someone got you. Glitter exploding in an envelope in front of you. |
| You use that rewards card too or what |
| Futes may actually be real and straight for once. |
| I tried to search magic carpets and camel hair on Amazon and got no results. |
| Genuinely sad. She’ll probably die within a few years. |
| Calls on noise ordinances in ur city |
| Let's go! In and out. 20 minute adventure. |
| Exactly, this is not black swan event , everyone was anticipating an attack. You don't amass 1/3 of your arm forces next to Iran just to show off force.\n\nI bloody bought gold calls , SQQQ, and Palantir on Friday in the event of the weekend attack. If I anticipated, surely market did too \n\nThere will be a dip as algos react but it will bounce. |
| I sold my tqqq and Microsoft calls on Friday so i can move money to buy Pokémon cards. Might have been my best financial decision yet until i buy those booster boxes. |
| kinda yeah, he did nothin for a whole weekend and I thought nah its over, just sell for small profit and go on |
| You might be surprised there was huge buying at the close - think the market will reprice in this skirmish and the stock goes red to green tomorrow. |
| It’ll be up tomorrow, we all know it |
| I think your mind is making a Freudian slip |
| I’d rather have your maple syrup |
| New neighbors just IPO’d across the hall: 8-person smoking committee, volume set to MAX. My sleep is down 40% YoY. Considering puts on my apartment |
| so a full time influencer and redditer |
| I feel like I know what Iran is going thru right now. I just got my cheeks clapped on battlefield 6 and it wasn’t even close |
| Bears about to be wrong my footed hugely on initially sell off then chill. Bitcoin’s action over the weekend basically says ‘eh some fucks given but not many’. \nI’m shorting oil if we go above 85 a barrel. Closing my gold and Nat gas longs at futes open probably |
| What about natural selection? \n\nI was under impression that fools are supposed to be free to fk-up and smart ones are supposed to get richer? |
| Kelly Osbourne actually looks like Skeletor |
| First cuts is the deepest |
| Hotline gonna need to get posted I fear |
| If it’s not a circuit breaker is it even red? |
| If the market is red I better see a whole lot of jokes about people’s ports getting bombed |
| "Thank you for your revolution to this matter." |
| We should be more worried about our actions adversely affecting their biggest ally |
| The Shah of Iran has announced they will invest 300 Billion Rials into Salesforce implementations |
| Hello Chief! Let's talk. Why not? |
| Bers acting like this is ww3 or something calm down already |
| Watching my XOM like a hawk |
| IRGC trying to kickstart some scuds rn 🤣 |
| Pre futures already ripping |
| You just picked the worst time. If you did that after liberation day instead you would be rich probably |
| Anyone buying gld futures at 6pm? |
| TIL I am the Ayatollah |
| -1% is nothing really. Could be green by open |
| https://preview.redd.it/7rblza11cimg1.jpeg?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1271d4b9feac04dc8c81aab48b2584ea152c2760 |
| I have 700k equivalent NQ shorts open from Friday. Dont know if I should close in big win in 1 hour or hold longer... |
| If we have circuit breakers tomorrow, I’m cancelling my refinance and full porting SOXS |
| For sure. Pull up the Chevron 5 minute chart on Friday and look at what the volume was in the last five minutes of the regular market hours compared to any other five minute candle the rest of the day. |
| Nothing has changed for SAAS though |
| am i cooked? |
| With how bearish it is I’m wondering if it opens deep red and ends up green by the end of the day. |
| Take it back |
| Erika Kirk, CEO of TPB is a huge fan of Romania and the children there. \n\nI have puts. |
| First Iran World Cup game this summer is June 15, I’m sure it will be fine |
| pharmacy closed at 5\n\nGoogle maps said I'd get there at 5:05\n\nnot proud but I made it on time\n\nironically for ADHD meds |
| Maybe bullish if defensive positioning repositions |
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| They just declare it. Like bankruptcy |
| # Amazon's cloud unit reports fire after objects hit UAE data center\n\n Amazon's cloud unit reports fire after objects hit UAE data center Amazon's cloud unit, AWS, said on Sunday that power to its data center in the United Arab Emirates was shut down temporarily after objects struck the facility... www.yahoo.com |
| Chubby green |
| You are weird af |
| Are we supposed to be scared of Iran? |
| I heard 99% of blockbuster share holders visit /r/valueinvesting |
| Yup, these 40p are definitely paying now. Thank you for your donation |
| Would’ve been protected by the current regime if so. |
| Awful timeline |
| Why are you talking to my boss??? |
| What happens on day 9 ? |
| Flat then? I don’t see what’s bullish or bearish |
| Holyshit! I thought OP was lying. Fuck! |
| lol at least its not a bottle full of pee |
| So what is the move to hedge against nvda calls, spy puts at open? |
| So why didn’t he ask for that? Why call it cease fire dotard |
| That’s me in an hour when I look at my gold shorts |
| Every time I brush my teeth |
| Dummies keep thinking Venezuela was anything more than insider trading. |
| Probably had the entire Leisure Suit Larry series. |
| LOL |
| Aladdin box set |
| IM JACKED TO THE TITS |
| Welcome back Mr. Diamond Hands. |
| def gap open over 70 |
| I'll just keep dollar cost averaging my way to retirement. |
| And insurance went down due to more careful less aggressive drivers. |
| It'll be sell the news. Then continue selling. |
| 3 day operation |
| Can there be a circuit breaker in the pre market? Asking for ber. Very concerned for them. |
| # Amazon's cloud unit reports fire after objects hit UAE data center\n\n\n\n Amazon's cloud unit reports fire after objects hit UAE data center Amazon's cloud unit, AWS, said on Sunday that power to its data center in the United Arab Emirates was shut down temporarily after objects struck the facility... www.yahoo.com |
| Tom hanks son is stuck in Medellin lol. I gotta get out of this city it’s so cringe |
| Terabytes of femboys |
| VIX at 25-30 tomorrow. |
| Best film ever made. |
| Probably diddling small boys like most religious leaders |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ |
| 1 hour until limit down futures. Prepare for tech to be -15%. Get to your bunkers. |
| Mount up bears, we attack in less than an hour |
| OP may just be Antonio brown |
| Ceasefire negotiations are being considered 💚💚💚💚\n\nTrump says negotiations cancelled 💔💔💔💔 |
| We will soon see how the markets will react. Plenty of volatility and manipulation ahead… |
| 😂 |
| He looks like a fruits basket typa dude |
| Ha! Iran can blow up ships from hidden naval artillery off the rocky coast. RPGs be fired along with drones. Sea mines are being laid down as we speak by disguised fishing vessels. |
| many such cases |
| Bols are coping so hard that im actually feeling sad for them. |
| do they have to pee more to put the fire out? lol |
| Why didn’t 🥭 revoke his citizenship |
| Am I the only one who’s not able to navigate that board up here for shit? Feeling really old lately |
| -1% spy weekend futures |
| Puts |
| I start a job tomorrow after leaving my job in September to trade options. |
| 4 years ago the Ukraine war started, 6 years since COVID. March is not a good month for the indexes apparently… |
| Have you ever seen a ber weep violently?\n\nCheck in tomorrow. |
| Four weeks?? Holy fuck boys, I have to hit the eject button ASAP on my calls\n#\n**EJECTO SEATO CUZ** 😭\n#\n> 🥭 told the Daily Mail during an interview early Sunday that the ongoing conflict with Iran is expected to last roughly four weeks, stating that, “It's always been a four-week process. We figured it will be four weeks or so. It's always been about a four-week process so - as strong as it is, it's a big country, it'll take four weeks - or less.” |
| "I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!"— Johnny Rico\n |
| more chips orders, bullish |
| Bin Laden had copies of final fantasy 7 and Resident Evil on his computer\n\nWonder what we find out the ayatollah was into? |
| Good show |
| Any recommendations? |
| Pipelines have set capacities, they are not magical. |
| Do you EVER sleep? |
| This week there is gonna be some event or headline that causes a massive candle every hour. Free money. |
| lol most of the time |
| Thats hella green |
| Yes |
| red green |
| Bullish |
| yep, could be a week til it crashes, could be a day, could be a month who knows |
| Priced in |
| Cuz you into BTC 😘 |
| So green they’ll look red |
| I mean there is enough pee in the bottles to put it out |
| Is it late to enter now? |
| Who wants to travel to the Middle East anyways get real |
| You guys have multiple casinos? |
| right??\n\nhow is everyone here so rich! |
| Tomorrow's gonna be LIT. Let's FUCK |
| Got any link? |
| Wont matter. Drones aalready decide battles. Whatever the average person brings in manpower will be outmatched by a self replicating mass of drones |
| They are currently down about $13,197 overall, but their P/L Day is up $1,078, meaning the market started moving in their favor recently |
| The one time I don’t buy puts we break out of 680 bruh |
| So I heard you have big one - nice 😎 |
| Lol |
| What’s the chart? |
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| Amiregard |
| Just one hour until bols fuk |
| How green will futes be? 🤔 |
| Have you ever looked at someone and just known the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead? |
| Or if you want to sell just sell to Americans! That would be ok |
| that was all a game and agreed with Russia and China they all have some skin in the game\n\n |
| Nothing like blowing some shit up from time to time. It’s why we love the 4th of July and New Year’s Eve. |
| Ill have you know I only have 1 wife, and she fks me. |
| He might be on the opposite side with expectations to cash that 72b cheque in heaven… |
| So where can I trade the pre-pre-markets? |
| you ll end up just practicing lol |
| Good job 🥰! |
| Bunch of people gonna be basically living in the Pentagon. Do they have panda in there currently? |
| google yahoo finance cl, then look for the crude oil link... chart updates at 6pm est |
| Around midnight tonight there will be a bunch of loser bers in here declaring victory, futures will creep back to even by open, and then we will see a +1.25% day |
| Dubai 'real estate' expats will have nothing to sell but a pile of rubble LMAO |
| Bro watched like $50 trillion of military equipment being moved over there and said “it’s just for shits and giggles” 😭😂😂😂 |
| the US is a net exporter |
| It'll happen once there's signals new leadership in Iran will 🌮 (they will). |
| I should be proud to buy lesser cuts of meat like liver instead of steak. |
| things the sharif don't like:\n\nrocking the casbah\n\n\nthat boogie sound\n\n\nbers |
| A curse on both your casinos |
| traveling became a lot unsafer\n\nthank u trump and netanyahu |
| Other way around. Claude is fucked |
| Yakubian apes don’t read they just regurgitate fox bews |
| Am I a brokie? |
| Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Hard to hate it because they clearly put a lot of fucking love into it. But the UI needs completely revamped. This ain't 1990 bros |
| I mean the big winner is Putin...his oil price just tripled, Donnie and EU will be now in Iran...and Putin can raise a russian flag in Kiew by end of the week |
| Until the uprising |
| The number of upvotes it has basically confirms a red day. Gotta inverse wsb |
| i wish my bags werent this heavy |
| Gold flyingggg my boy let’s get it |
| Holy hell futes are green as fuk 💚💚💚💚💚💚 \n\nJust practicing. |
| Admit it EU, feels a lil good to put some of that higher defense spending to work |
| I did not even know this was a thing. What are you guys watching that crypto bros in Dubai is a thing? |
| Cookd |
| Last year march we had liberation day.. |
| Hell she could run for POTUS. We love geriatric criminals apparently |
| Iranian TV announced it. |
| open the slaughterhouse |
| +0.0% open\n\nor more likely\n\n-0.0% open |
| No would here would be drafted, everyone is exempt on grounds of being retarded 🤌 |
| LDS |
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| go ahead, short it |
| sold my 50k 10x gold and 50k in oxy shares last monday because I thought US didnt attack over the weekend so it wont happen. bought novo instead\nim so retarded |
| gold is about to start futing |
| Playbook for tomorrow: tech stocks which are completely unaffected by the conflict crash 5% for no reason, while oil stocks miraculously survive the selloff |
| At 5 PM ET you won’t see anything, however at 6 PM ET you will be able to see something that resembles with blood |
| https://preview.redd.it/0usejc8uaimg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd27a16c2f90b93e9a1c1d7f5809b1c232409c80\n\nSame…. But a comeback is on the horizon |
| Zohran Mamdani calls for restraint during press conference below New York Childrens' Hospital |
| Yeah. Marathons UX needs work. Holy headache. They ain’t fixing any of that by launch. 💀\nLike the art direction though. Reminds me of mirrors edge a little. |
| IR Therapy incoming |
| I see the trend as well. |
| Sounds like a great move hombre |
| 90% of my port is gld 500 leaps, 5% is rnmby and 5% is NVDA leaps. Should be a nice Shrek tomorrow. |
| 50% |
| Plenty of star links and weapons have been smuggled inside the country. fucking retards. Palantir will also provide over watch. Cheap anduril drones have been given |
| FUTURES UP 3.1% LMAO!!!\nFUTURES UP 3.1% LMAO!!!\nFUTURES UP 3.1% LMAO!!!\n\nscaring bers lol |
| 🤣 |
| You guys wouldn’t last long in war. Too fat and slow |
| Thank you love 😘. Wish it was an inch or two longer but it’s quite girthy. |
| Not everything but killing that guy shows the power inbalance gives markets more confidence this won't drag for a long time imo |
| Rtx |
| This strategy is the best. |
| Pretty hostile for going out of your way to save $4 on a Sunday |
| wdym? Like it will spike up and then spike down? |
| Clown spotted! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
| OSRS bond at 52 week low. Venezuela really must not be doing well. |
| Yeah but we don’t have to worry because we’re energy independent and our investment in clean energy, and EV’s, has lessened our dependency on foreign oil. Right???? |
| $69.69 at open. Settles at $78 tomorrow. $100 by EoW if this escalates further. |
| start 680 into recovery till open, very obvious |
| My old Toyota is not allowed to die LOL |
| Nah, I'm a one pump chump. Gotta decide when to penetrate! |
| That definitely will help Russians and all the oil stored in the shade fleet. I guess Indians will be buying Russian oil again.\n\nBad for Europeans if the middle east oil / gas are blocked for a prolonged period.\n\n |
| yo crypto Bros in Dubai...I dare you to do a selfie with an incoming missile? Lol |
| I need one of those juicers like on gremlins |
| yall take yourselves way too seriously\n\nSPY 1000 EOY |
| Iran is a reel big cuntry brosef |
| Pre-pre futes are still flat |
| WARSHSTEIN??? |
| Wen Israel invade North Korea? |
| You belong here? This isn’t ant street |
| I can’t tell if you’re all legitimately retarded or not. Where in the fuck do you see green happening lol |
| robinhood lol |
| gonna fomo into aaoi |
| comment above is gay bol |
| Circle K has 25 cents off for first 5 fill ups if you make an account. I just filled up yesterday for $1.98 |
| Unfortunately, the votes are showing you may be correct… inverse wsb |
| Always has been |
| Hope it blows up |
| Buy rtx |
| He’s a boomer with viagra and a stent. He’s what zillenial bitches drool on |
| The situation room doesn’t have great ventilation. If Donny has another blow out in there, it’s gonna fucking reek |
| that's the look I'll have when the markets tank on Monday haha |
| 1 hour until you’re poor |
| Now |
| do the obvious because that will obviously happen |
| hows futures looking chat? i cant see nor know where to see 🥲 |
| Wait guys the areola was bombed, holy shit? |
| So you like the hijab laws? |
| This isn’t even our war. We’re just Israel’s backup bitch. |
| exactly, its still better than what we're getting lmao, from what i've seen depending on where you live rent seems to be better overall compared to avg salary... i hate that employers get away with underpaying here\n\ni'd love to get an h1b visa and work in the states for a bit, especially since i have a lot of friends over there, but trump made that close to impossible unless i have a fuck load of experience now |
| Panic At The Casino |
| Guys Iran is going to pay for us to bomb them 🤌 |
| \*high five\* |
| Dulce bellum inexpertis |
| I’m fine with anything as long as we get a BIG move |
| I’m scared, yet excited? |
| Both 🤘 |
| Nvidia will move 20 cents.\n\nBOTH WAYS. 😮 |
| Why do you think that? I would expect lower prices in an attempt to win the midterms. |
| Beware the Ides of March….\n\nCalls it is. |
| Very libbish in here |
| #space X rocket launch 7:34 pm tonight. Will\nFly up the east cost. Look south east on the horizon |
| Why is Vance in the situation room and Mango at Mar-A-Lago during most of the operation lmao...? |
| the bad guys (we) have completely and utterly won except for russia, china and north korea. And china is the only truly strong counterbalance stopping the pdf file ring from enslaving all of humanity. |
| +1.25% day |
| Can’t wait for the Fundrise Innovation Fund ETF to go public so WSB can crash out about Anthropic and Anduril on an hourly basis |
| 🤣 |
| Same goes with China retaliation which will, to some extent, happen. !remindme 7 days. |
| Netflix buying. Under $100 is cheap in my opinion. |
| Time to get hella stoned one more hour till the fun starts |
| DHT BOYZ |
| How the fuck has this account not been banned yet |
| 🌽 |
| P\n\nA\n\nN\n\nI\n\nC |
| 75% of traffic shut in. |
| Full port = 5k? That’s what we’re dealing with here? |
| Nice you practice looks good |
| I full ported LUNR on Friday and I have a margin call. Pls be green tmrw |
| HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLYYYYYYYYY \*preemptive\* \n\n |
| Ross AVGO AEO MDB big money to be made this week fellas |
| Hey dude! Dog has terrible dragon breath and a bad attitude 😆 |
| You guys spent all weekend war fapping. Hopefully you touched grass at least once. |
| 1 minute to futures! |
| If futes open up 3% I’ll lick a toilet seat at a fast food chain |
| it doesn't make me feel any better because i had an extensive CV for a graduate and it took me almost a year to find a job, the market is terrible here too. even with a year in the industry i can't find any other job |
| What kind of crazy sob uses rddt with a white background? |
| !RemindMe 10 months\n\n> Trump is going to be impeached in 10 months after democrats gain a majority in the house and the senate.\n\nWrong.\n\nPolls consistently underestimate modern Republicans. I hate them but that's just facts. Polymarket shows them weakened in the Senate but still winning. Only chamber that matters.\n\nCan't wait to laugh at your ass. Don't be a dumbass waiting for the invasion that definitely is not happening. SPX going to 7500 by EOY. |
| OPEC had spare capacity of 3 million barrels per toward the end of last year. KSA has a couple million more. |
| He is number 1, dummy. Guess who was President in 2019? |
| No, it was not. Death of US soldiers was not priced in. |
| I have stunningly few precious metals plays in my portfolios at the moment. |
| Sitting on a pile of cash. Do I spend it all on stocks if they're significantly down in premarket or as it opens and savour the late day recovery, or do I buy later in the day or week as everything drops further? |
| Donnie just grabbed all the value investory by the pussy |
| We all saw Javier's tweet, thank you |
| NO BER SHALL PASS |
| Quit opening it you rube |
| Id be so happy if i could 1x my port tomorrow |
| imagine there is a war going but i wasted the whole day waching house of dragon and drinking beer smh |
| We go back in time and undo everything |
| Pretty good deal especially considering if the price goes down you get the lower price. |
| You take the green pill and go back to your copium.\n\nYou take the red pill and I show you how deep the drilling goes.\n\nWelcome to the closing stages of the weekend thread. |
| The king has gone mad. Calls |
| Lmao the libs are back in the chat this afternoon |
| 1 hour until blood red futes |
| I feel like the admin bragging about the stock market highs non stop is too perfect of a setup before a crash for meme purposes and therefore bound to happen |
| Lol if Donnie wants to have a war its gonna be big beatiful war and they are gonna pay for it |
| Silver 100 |
| More days to lose $ |
| r/valueinvesting would have been buying VCR companies back in the 90s because the fundamentals looked good. |
| Sir, only 22 NBA teams are tanking. |
| It's never too late until it's too late. Going all in. |
| How’s your dog, Tacos? |
| banner checks out |
| VIX 80 PLEASE |
| Oil spiking so is dubai chocolate \n\nCPI coming in at 200% |
| History rhymes indeed |
| Bro really said 4 weeks to setup the ultimate rug pull tomorrow |
| oh rly? in that case I’d like to personally sell you these contracts. |
| Yeah this comparable |
| Yesterday he said a week. Now it’s a month. |
| Full porting spy puts 0dte 5k |
| Smart guy |
| ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️\nListen up retards, inflation is pretty much sought by every single power heavy into debt. It was Ukraine and now it will be Iran. Always a fucking excuse to dilute the value of their nasty debt.\n\nIf you want to keep fucking your wives, buy Bitcoin, now. \nFucking clowns. |
| 2-3 max I think. |
| Any possible way we are green tomorrow? |
| Order 66 on a global scale |
| 1h til Armageddon |
| Buy war crypto today, tomorrow and next week 🚀🚀 |
| PDF-7 didn’t un-alive self. |
| Unfortunately if we go red tomorrow my trading career will become a Wendy’s career |
| Yeppp |
| I need proof Ayatollah is dead |
| love to see a fellow credit spread trader |
| This gonna be too easy long oil and silver short jets wait for spy to drop enough then buy the dip lol |
| Sofi puts and platinum calls |
| Donnie want to be No1 so give it 100% this time |
| Probably gonna reload my DIA calls for 3/20. |
| The thing is donnie boy is talking all about Iranians rising up and the CIA don't have any that they've trained ready to be deployed to get the ball rolling?\n\n\nAmerica used to be a country man. |
| 🫡 |
| Guesses where /CL will be in about an hour? last at $67.29, opened Feb at $64.30... It's gotta hit $70, either gap up or reach $70 by market open tmrrw. |
| Comment above me has big 🅿️🅿️\n\n🙂👍 |
| If this fuckn chicken could get to temp on the smoker that would be great. |
| The man says it was riced in. It’s riced in. Calls |
| What is worse than Feb?\n\nMarch |
| Better discounts incoming.... |
| Ogres have layers\n\nOnions have layers\n\nEpstein have layers |
| I always inverse the value investing sub. It's the safest bet out there. |
| Last time we ☠️ a dictator the market was green. \n\nBet Maduro is glad they just kidnapped him…. |
| Is the ceo of vix in here? |
| Over a long enough timeline, a nuclear war is a buy the dip. Doesn't make you look smart to do it though because you wouldn't live 200 years to see it. |
| Aight I understand market will be blood red tomorrow, but how bloody red? 0.5%? 1% max? |
| I see the opposite... and the put/call ratio? |
| 🫱🍩🫲 |
| Send it to the floor algozzzz |
| Buy the dip fa>!tass!< |
| Got gas today so I could fill up for $45 instead of $49. \n\nIt’s called financial health idiot, look it up. |
| Omg I’m so happy for you |
| I am so regarded even stray cats laugh at me |
| Fucking irak |
| Comment above me has big 🅿️🅿️\n\n🙂👍 |
| I've got the fuck out as well.... Cash is king now |
| eveyb on this damn app is screaming calls lol. this is great news for my TQQQ puts 📉 |
| https://preview.redd.it/3jdzpqgr9img1.jpeg?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffeb13e7154b945419bcbb248b5825de1875f8b0 |
| What's the over under we hit a circuit breaker tomorrow? |
| Idk why but that “write that down” sent me. Might’ve been looking at the computer too long |
| Bastard you just had to expose me 🙃 |
| AIDS? |
| so no oil from Kuwait, Irak and Arab Emirate so we buy Russian oil? Asking for an orange friend |
| Boy so tall he could’ve at least served stationary as an ATC tower |
| Calling me retard when I’m just telling you the facts & being pragmatic. \n\nI would love for what you’re saying to be true but it’s naive to believe that’s how things will turn out.\n\nTrump is going to be impeached in 10 months after democrats gain a majority in the house and the senate.\n\nAfter which, money will be held up. Or do you believe democrats are industrially bullish as well? \n\nThe fact is, domestic industrialization is a thing of the past for the US. Which is pretty obvious when you study basic economics. |
| They 100% do. |
| Imagine actions having consequences |
| https://preview.redd.it/3hg9m6lp9img1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71acbeacd54b0b7a69c6e7336889ac729094a448 |
| Top signal |
| If you need someone to clean her fat rolls, lmk |
| Options aren’t the market. Options are a casino, the pros are the house, and the house doesn’t lose. |
| Largest one day increases in Brent Oil (not including Covid)\n\n9/16/2019: 14.6% (Abqaiq attack)\n\n8/6/1990: 14.05% (Kuwait invasion)\n\n3/23/1998: 13.77% (OPEC output cut)\n\n1/7/1991: 13.71% (Desert Storm)\n\n1/14/1991: 13.63% (Desert Storm) |
| I just thought this one was funny. Appetizer for ya I guess\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ae31f31o9img1.png?width=1220&format=png&auto=webp&s=7281fb1bdfdfdea512984188958c043b167005c0 |
| Do people still think this is all priced in ahahah |
| Watch my shit plummet |
| So the Twin Towers really WERE the world’s tallest file cabinets? |
| RTX, NOC, LMT with a dash of AVAV and KTOS |
| Knows what he wants |
| War always been bullish tho 😅 |
| Tech 100 will be down $400 in 2 hours |
| Or +0.12% and a chorus of “bers r fuk” |
| Up or down tomorrow? |
| Not if you get drafted and sent to the front line, Mr. Got Bitches. |
| See you Monday at 9:30AM 👍🏻 |
| After seeing NVDA selloff, you’d have to be a moron to buy calls on AVGO. Which is exactly why calls is the play. |
| Nice try Mr. MM! If we tell ya then you'll dump our stock. |
| They cannot keep up with the loss from the strait regardless. Every day the strait is closed the world loses 31% of its daily supply. |
| prices in europe have still not fully recovered from corona and the ukraine war. Well most of it is corpo greed but this is just the next excuse to bump up prices immediatly at the gas station. \nyay |
| 5 mins!!!! |
| I swear people jerk off while thinking about the most fear-monger-y story for the future. I'm convinced this type of thinking is a fetish at this point |
| I have cooking oil at home. I am still worried. |
| Every geopolitical conflict in history has been a buy the dip |
| The don’t expect this war to be over in few days so I don’t get why you think they want the stock market to open green |
| Puts on anything |
| 2001-2003 is SOOOO back. |
| Iran was a secular democracy until Britain and the US overthrew the government and installed a monarch in 1953. |
| Living vicariously through US military to distract from your inert fleeting life |
| Unfollowing wsb and deleting brokerage app if futes are .1% red\n\nName calling, bullying, and "bers lmao"ing if futes are .1% green |
| I mean war is good at least more bitches for me |
| So gay. |
| Bulls are basically liberal white chicks. Both have nose rings. |
| Oman has been equally friendly to all countries. if you can’t be friends with Oman or a Switzerland, you can’t be friends with much. |
| has anybody contacted Kid Rock for his assessment on the current situation in the Middle East? |
| until hookers dont drop their prices by like 70% until then its all fake |
| So we took Venezuela for the 🛢️ so we are less reliant on the Straight or Homo. |
| Posted by someone who already has their entire port set to close on market open |
| Esp drones 🙃🙃 that’s gotta be the one of the most hated ways to die |
| Coping |
| irrelevant delulu people |
| That wouldn’t shock me.\n\nBut the DJIA has big caps and oil and industrials so they should be good. |
| A bird tells me PLTR will skyrocket tomorrow |
| T - 01:06:00 |
| how does four weeks affect my 0dtes tho |
| OP is Lisan al Gaib |
| Give me a one bagger play tmr |
| Where do I find this episode? |
| Corn staging a comeback. Green as fuck tomorrow. |
| I wonder if people will still bring their kids to the White House Easter egg hunt. Throw them right into Epstein layer lol |
| Bols coping |
| That’s what I’m talkin abt |
| Now there’s a cool guy |
| I ordered a #1 with a Dr. Pepper. |
| Consoling myself. Got many calls expiring this coming friday |
| I have an S23 ultra and it works perfectly at 3 years old. |
| Not only oil unfortunately but for most part\n\nIt is going to drive all price up especially items that need to transit through boat and air freight\n\nSay hello to high inflation rate if situation is not quickly contained |
| r/valueinvesting #1 post today is not to sell tomorrow. We are actually fucked aren't we |
| Cool story bro. |
| Put your money on it. Or shut up lol. You have this big conviction. Tien to make some serious money. You think the price is going to up to infinity and stay there.\n\nI should actually buy puts 5 years out lmao. Maybe I'll wait in the next few months if the prices are still high. |
| Lmao 10% rise in oil prices and a core inflation number over twice what was expected… War in Iran… You’re delusional if you think this is priced in |
| Just pre-ordered the S26. Ive had the S22 and the S24, both solid units, never had an issue. |
| It's not like they are going to go anywhere unless you go get them on land. |
| Remember when Iranian women didnt have to wear sheets? Orange is bringing it back and you guys hate it. |
| All press is good press.\n\nDamn. I'm hungry all of a sudden |
| If there is one thing I've learned about the market is that it does exactly what the people here expect it to do. |
| I took a Psychology of Evil class in college in fall 2001. I am good to go. 👍 |
| I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like |
| Selling is ANTI-AMERICAN, write that down |
| Instagram whores stranded in Dubai. They will continue to be urinated and shit on |
| Special weekend military operation |
| I hope TSA dudes are now getting more serious...I dont want fly directly to my hotel room |
| Lmfao, you're retarded if you think tomorrow is going flat. Like, not WSB-joke-esque retarded. I mean genuinely-pull-your-money-out-to-a-HYSA retarded. |
| Iranian Supreme Leader is an *elected position*, if he's dead, there would be another Supreme Leader. \nThis is ain't Kim family of North Korea where if you kill the head (or the family) it will create vacuum of power. |
| I have oil and gold, so I’m not particularly worried. |
| Moron |
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| But way way way more uncertainty of wtf happens from here |
| Isn't this bullish for chip companies? |
| Yep |
| i will buy so much if it does |
| Only in vacuum |
| You framed it as if they are being buddy buddy\n\nThe only ones who are legitimately buddy buddy with Iran are China, Russia, Cuba, and Venezuela |
| ok |
| Insurance costs. They just get rerouted |
| hopium |
| "PLEASE YOU FUCKING REGARDS RISE UP AND TAKE OVER THE IRGC ALREADY I DID SO MUCH WORK. SO. MUCH.WORK." |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| All of the US and Israel backed monarchs in the Middle East have been ramping up oil production to counteract the supply shock of the Strait of Hormuz being closed. \n\nhttps://finance.yahoo.com/news/saudi-pumps-more-oil-bets-125924255.html\n\nIt’s important for optics for Trump, Netanyahu, MBS, MBZ, etc. to ensure the stock market is green tomorrow. I wouldn’t be surprised if they dump a ton of new cash into the market tomorrow and then slowly withdraw it over the coming weeks and months. |
| Samsung makes phones? |
| Blood red to the upside |
| What a lucky ass |
| going to starting buying /MES. one contract for each 0.5% down. |
| The reason ai companies are rising to trillions in valuation is becouse the utlra wealthy elite have come to realize that future generations and possiblly the current one will fall into a technocracy in which everything that happens is driven and excecuted by neural supernetworks. By the time we have robots serving tables we will have moved away from the dollar and all other forms of currency. Whoever drives the technology can create whatever form of money they want. Governments will be bought out and conglomerates/monopolies will flourish. Investing in these companies is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. There is no safe haven aside from being in the c suite. \n\n> in the future we will move away from dictatorships and into an era where the whole world is decided by a small c-suite |
| So you are saying those aircraft carriers will just watch this? What is the point of aircraft carriers then if they cannot stop things like that? What is the the point of rest of the US navy? |
| what a time to be alive |
| Anybody without an iphone is a poor |
| 🚨Breaking News🚨 The Strait of Hormuz is now the Bi of Hormuz after the lovely evening with Fernando |
| Nice!\n\nThe metals were trading well on Friday.\n\nI made 12 bucks on an SLV put (day trade). Glad I sold.\n\nSome trades just get in your head.\n\nI might actually reload the DIA 3/20 call.\n\nNOTHING industrial’s like WW3. |
| Buy the dip, duh |
| Only if it is green. |
| Or missiles or something |
| Bruh that’s nothing |
| America |
| Trash vehicle |
| Not oral gonnorhea… |
| lol Donnie really thought missile one guy and the rest will take over |
| Have to keep the scam dream alive somehow… |
| ***YELL IT*** |
| the oil mean reversion is going to be violent |
| “Literally all priced in” is so idiotic. |
| In all seriousness, I think bleed overnight then flat by open. A lot of the vol was already priced in, and now there’s resolution to the question of if/when this would happen |
| Way more pieces than that |
| Seems safer than calls that may just get theta ganged |
| no, he got bone spurs |
| It’s sizable relative to what was displaced |
| If history is a lesson, bombs. Bombs is their power to close it. |
| Profit taking & to trap shorts. |
| yay cloud |
| Diagne has been a citizen of the United States since 2012 and is originally from the African nation of Senegal. Officials said Diagne was wearing clothing that said “Property of Allah” and had a design of an Iranian flag. |
| Meh Gamblers. \n\nOPEC had 3 million barrels in spare capacity last I checked and Saudi Arabia always has some unknown extra available too. Like you say the US is a huge producer now and can add supply pretty quickly. |
| No you don’t. Go back downstairs |
| Everything’s computer! 🍊 |
| Believe it or not, calls. |
| 2-3% OTM |
| +500 yes, very accurate |
| Gross |
| THIS IS AN OFFICIAL CASH HOE UPDATE |
| How tf is there a debate about how the market is going to open. Its going to be blood red. |
| Mines |
| No. Bone spurs are suddenly a genetic disease. |
| damn could he just started the war on normal trading day...I mean wtf you time the war on trading time |
| Relatively speaking, that is being friendly with Iran. |
| Byeeeeeee |
| Barroyatollah, first of his name |
| why will oil dip? |
| If that's true, even more reason not to be ber. |
| Bone spurs like his father |
| I told you not to tell anyone… |
| Galaxy Ultra S25 great phone |
| My DIA call for 3/20 was actually up when I bought it (off the daily low).\n\nI am just glad I sold my SLV put for a day-trade profit of 12 bucks.\n\nMy small ass accounts are mostly in dividend ETF’s. |
| Shhhhhhhh dont tell them..... |
| do not believe the futes, do not sell ANYTHING. Protect the economy this is your OBLIGATION as american citizens |
| The straight of hormel |
| Is the weekend Dow accurate? |
| More than likely. The IRGC is like a chicken with its head cut off now. It’s just running around spraying blood everywhere and seemingly randomly causing collateral damage. Oman, who may be the friendliest gulf nation with Iran and has for decades worked to broker peace for Iran was also attacked. |
| they mass produce drones and will keep firing them at ships, no company will go through it, therefore closing it. Biggest shipping business is already cancelled going through it... |
| MSFT NVDA ASML |
| Then Mission Accomplished! CALLS on market open! |
| Nah, he is disabled. |
| Just heading on down to the Winchester for a pint |
| Awesome. Good thing no invasion is happening retard.\n\nThere's plenty of time to diversify our supply chain. |
| Oman acts like a Switzerland in the Middle East, hence why they are a site of many negotiations\n\nNot so much that they are trying to be friends, they just don’t choose sides |
| Mines. Lots and lots of mines. Clearing them out could take a while. |
| Asking on a quote for EWJ puts 20 lots 32 days im bid |
| Warsh is an Epstein compromised puppet |
| I am 🌈 🐻 \n\nI think we open green and slow volume bleed up to 700 all week \n\nThis needed to happen during market hours |
| my wife is too hot for me to be fat AND poor so my moves tomorrow are exercises |
| nice dream |
| If it's still green |
| Its called surrender fool |
| You’re just going to keep repeating this for the next 1-5 years always pushing it out another year. \n\nHave fun |
| Mines and through heightened insecurity from those who actually are risking it for the biscuit |
| The big arch is only 12 |
| I’m mean… but I’m unfortunately also good looking, so I get away with it with most people. |
| Will Barron have to enlist? |
| they’re looking at weekend CFDs and being delusional |
| 15 |
| Gotta combo it, get a pool at your house and keep making trips back and forth for 4 days with your trashcan, then sell it out of your pool, boom your rich, or boom your house is gone, one or the other. |
| throw Palantir in there too |
| https://preview.redd.it/dc55h4hh8img1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=82900760e7c3b29ed238a872e269b806701c7e84\n\n |
| Or you know…the power to make it difficult or too expensive to insure a large ship carrying huge amounts of flammable liquid through a war zone? |
| 🤣 |
| Done already |
| #FULL PORT TUAH COIN GANG WHATTUP |
| Hey taco, you rlly think Iran boutta be interested in a ceasefire after u blew their leader into 345 pieces? |
| I am all red and going to be super sun burn. This is after I used heavy sunscreen. This is bearish. |
| Hailed as liberators, baby |
| Thats what I tell OF models about my future missle launches |
| Cautiously bearish. |
| Straight of Whorenutz |
| Finally.\n\nWith the supreme leader gone, the pope will stop excommunicating me for not sending enough troops on another crusade of his in my MTW2 game. |
| is civil war bullish? |
| nvda opening at 165 tomorrow you heard it here first |
| I went 100% in for stocks for the first time in ages and then this shit happens. I'd be sweating blood, tears and Red Bull if I had bought options. |
| you won't get there... it will circuit breaker and shut down for the day.... and your puts will expire worthless.... so if its approaching -6%, take profits!!! |
| That's pretty obvious for people who post on this sub. |
| Market will pump |
| Open the casino 🤣🤣 |
| Did you combine it with your fertilizer side hustle? |
| If ayatollah once, ayatollah a thousand times.....never buy puts. |
| war is always good cheap everythin even pussy is cheap\n\n |
| All phones are the same now, just pick the one that matches the smart watch you want |
| The real play is to wait for oil to dip in the am & scalp calls. |
| The market threw a shitfit over possible escalation in Iran, and then the actual operation went as well as it possibly could have. \n\nGoing to bleed up to 700 SPY by end of week. |
| That’s what we said about Afghanistan and Iraq |
| Locked the bedroom door, checked for clowns under bed, turned on all the lights, got under multiple pillows , asked chat gpt for a crash course on karate and charged the phone whispering “open the casino”. Damn, I wish I had the balls to yell it! |
| Hired |
| I think you could get delivery on a barrel of physical lube for that much with some money leftover for dinner. |
| Futures don’t matter because the future just becomes the present |
| What power does Iran have to close the straight? How are they going to do it? With warships? With coast guard? How?\n\nThey can say whatever they want but in reality, they have no power to do it. |
| CEASFIRE ANNOUNCED MONDAY. SPY CLOSES GREEN. |
| Are we cooked.? |
| You sure it wasn’t because he’s 100 years old? |
| Thankfully I’m full port Tuah coin |
| Everyone is talking about the MCD CEO video. Meanwhile, the video is racking up millions of impressions, and everyone is talking about it. Do you honestly think that video was leaked by accident? |
| WHOS READY FOR TACO TUESDAY!!!! 🌮🌮🌮 |
| He has always said they’ll lose money until 2030 even if every single fucking thing goes right and every single gig gets built uninterrupted with no delays.\n\nGood luck with that. |
| Fakest war ever |
| SPY puts |
| You vastly underestimate the stupidity of the American electorate. |
| Doubt it |