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| GREEN MIRAGE GREEN MIRAGE GREEN MIRAGE |
| Within me are two wolves. \n\nOne "knows" the market can't possibly keep going up. How can the grift and ponzi keep continuing.\n\nThe other knows it has to keep going up. They will not allow it to fall. Not before OpenAI, Anthropic, SPCX and mag dilution has been fully dumped on us. |
| How is it going to rotate if it was spent on infrastructure that is not viably profitable? Did capital rotate in 2008? No perceived value vanished |
| actually, the ukraine temper tantrum didnt have quite as much effect as you think. and im easily felons biggest hater. he might be mine, specifically. im telling you \*with absolute certainty\* it caused a small delay in the offensive; enough for russia to withdraw. in real terms, less people died than they wouldve. but it still happened against his wishes. |
| You got your figures wrong. The mag 7 are roughly 35% of the S&P500. And about 15% of the stock market. |
| Ask yourself this, what actual commodity that is repeatedly buyable does AI produce? \n\nThat’s right, nothing. |
| SPY 760 by Wednesday. |
| for the 12th time |
| I swear to god if this motherfucker escalates now, I will hire an Etsy witch to put a curse on his entire bloodline |
| Have faith Arthur |
| A pause in bombing isn't going to save us from MSFT and META earnings this week |
| dont have any positions now w options |
| “We invading NK “ lubing up? |
| ppll who downvote are losers that have tons of fkn puts lmao!! bers are so fkd!! go back to ur shanties. fkn loser. |
| Other gamblers and know nothings like you sure. |
| Watch the tape. \n\nTune into a little See ‘N Be Seen. |
| I couldn’t resist tacos for dinner… just had to |
| Hedberg? |
| Why not value things 10 years out, that's a 5.4x PE - what a great deal. |
| Why? Koreans will pump on samsung and sk hynix deals tonight. |
| Guys I'm still short meta helppppp |
| Im an oil bull but learned a while ago its not going to get to a realistic price until reserves are literally 0. So much bullshit in this market |
| mag 7 proved “market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent” isn’t true. \n\nmarket cant outlast trillions |
| Lol? That’s why I told you to buy LEAPs |
| Interesting conversation right now poolside. What’s really in your 401ks guys? No bs |
| Iran is holding SPY and wants to cash some out monday so need a green today for better liquidity |
| I'm not even short the market im just not room temp iq |
| I'm sorry. Do you want the guy who's rigging the casino to be kicked out or in charge of the place? |
| why? they gonna eat your dogs? |
| You work in the rubber factory? |
| Houston, we have liftoff |
| wen moon |
| Meta has the most to lose but also the most to gain, they're the only player in the space with all 4 pillars coming into fruition in 2027. They're about to drop heavy but I have never seen a buy like meta in September 2026. |
| Me and my korean friends are lubing up rn |
| Ber\* |
| I mean I’ll buy more oil if you really wanna lower it it’s not like I’m not Already up |
| SOFI 👍 |
| You should though. That would make a good Youtube channel |
| Were you the one that made the dookie |
| if i had a crystal ball that told me when it was all going to go tits up, i would |
| Cvx puts at open. Then calls. Things are getting spicy. |
| The mag7 aren’t 100% AI |
| I fear the koreans |
| Dementia maxxing is bullish |
| If you read anything on msm. Someone paid for it to be published. UNO reversal is the play |
| Hit the gym bud |
| Just saw a COEXIST bumper sticker. Haven’t seen that in a while |
| RIP MItch, you are a loved man. <3 |
| Someone needs to educate him on how to properly maintain your paid companions. Gift them some dental appointments and you will have the hygiene you desire. |
| This green schlong gonna slap some ber cheeks tomo |
| Simple, short the SPY. |
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| Well I'm glad I closed all but one of my shorts on Friday. LITE has been a turd though so I'm not worried. |
| It’s like the market is willfully trying to avoid a bubble actually. You want stocks to come off their highs. You want skepticism. And we have all of it and more. |
| did Iran know that USA won and the strait is open? |
| I’m not one of your exes bro, im a morbidly obese male. Unless… |
| You really think with the eshittification of everything else that tech companies won't find a way to monetize this? |
| I walked by a dry cleaner at 3am, there was a sign that said sorry we are closed. you don’t have to be sorry its 3am and your a dry cleaner you don’t have to say sorry. I’m not going to walk in at 10am and say someone owes me an apology. |
| I don’t invest heavy in AI. Because 90% of my net worth is in AI stocks thanks to work lmao |
| Just wondering how many others have saved it...\n\nJust like I have...😅 |
| RIP oil bros and bers. I feel sorry for the state of your gaped holes |
| Those girls don’t even have teeth |
| SOFI is going to run up into earnings. Gonna buy at open. 📈😎👍 |
| Yeah? And which side should I short? An accounting firm who’s going to replace all its accountants with spreadsheet AIs, or Google who just went cash flow negative for the first time in 20 years due to the hundreds of billions it’s spending on AI capex?\n\nYou can’t short both, and only one side is going to crash. |
| I love that Nickelodeon Jr and Lil Jon collabed on the Lazytown remix https://youtu.be/hQp5l4-sfFA?is=eJ2tb8anLWXedMBA |
| B for effort |
| Interesting |
| If oil hits 80 without a real signed deal that is actually realistic im going all in |
| To be fair, what would they say? LMAO |
| Crazy bipolar ex-girlfriend market |
| Forward PE closer to 20 and earnings growing by 25% or more. |
| Holy shit he really dumped out his photo roll huh |
| Honestly, who the fuck knows... it is seriously anyones guess |
| I think it's overvalued but not a bubble. I'm expecting a correction eventually, but not a crash like the dotcom one. So far this is actually generating profit all over the big caps, instead of empty hopes and dreams invested into small caps (dotcom). |
| Ah, strikes have been paused, the straits must be open and oil must be flowing, obviously. Whatever man, I'm so over this war and these nonsensical reactions to it. Let the chop continue then. |
| yup no one replying to me now 🙁 |
| we're opening at 750, aren't we |
| Don’t worry, the Koreans will be killing any kind of pump |
| You just hate me cause I said shitty things to you sorry bud |
| big greek shrek cock |
| the market isnt the economy and a 35% drop would not be the end of the world, and much of that money would eventually rotate to other sectors (as it should) |
| Most of their talk is self projection about their account. Being bearish all the time limits your alpha potential for trading account |
| The name's Green. Bigly Green. |
| try 2% |
| Last 6 weeks |
| bulls r fuk.. |
| Cheap, streamlined models from China bolster operating margins and lower cost of entry for new customers, but they also likely killed Anthropic and OpenAI beyond their pure training functions. These companies and PLTR are now aggressively trying to pressure the administration to provide a regulatory moat for them, since a natural one doesn't exist. However, doing this would basically guarantee AI remains too expensive to succeed in terms of profit. This is why Jensen et al signed a letter to the admin a couple days ago telling them to basically allow OAI and Anthropic to die and roll the dice on open weight, so demand would be uncapped and he could continue to sell zillions of dollars worth of GPUs.\n\nQuite the pickle. |
| that’s what i’m thinking too |
| Love the fake peace deals because spy goes up even if it’s not real. |
| Ur toxic and gay |
| NQ! And the Qs hit the 20 week last week. Now it's just a question of dead cat or completed pullback |
| Actually middle ground would be maintaining the blockade on Iran but not direct military confrontation.\n\nOf course all these options are absolutely horrible |
| Let's get a 2 percent green day tomorrow |
| Did i miss another rebound? Am i chasing if i full port at open? Was thinking of full porting NBIL friday near end of day and got sidetracked.\n\nI need a 10% day tmrw, what should i do? |
| #Let me guess, tomorrow will be one of those days where SPY rips 1% but most stocks are red LMAO🤌 |
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| Their "cash" isn't really cash though, is it? When Berkshire earns $12 billion annually on the US liabilities. |
| https://preview.redd.it/nrnffmgngnfh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b04ac21f29a5276c70af8581acb13af7ab4f9561\n\n \nPeople seem to think that it’s your first biotech lol |
| 694 |
| Lmaooo there are a couple of bers who seem to completely disappear from here when the market goes up, it’s comical 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Oil bull frantically scanning mango AIsloppa for hidden message like gamestore ape |
| #Futes opened exactly where weekend dow was LMAO🤌 |
| You should back up your words by buying LEAPs shorting the market then. |
| barak ravid vs (soon to be poor) oil bol |
| They invested $900m at a 12B valuation like 11 years ago. 100x over that horizon, they’re fucking laughing all the way to the bank. |
| Look at the common denominator, bud |
| Totally agree. I think the idea of irrational exuberance became so widespread that everybody is watching out for it, but a lot fewer people are looking at the possibility of irrational gloom. |
| Calls.. then puts.. then calls. |
| What’s the science behind men being unable to poop unless they’re playing a Metroidvania? |
| Hey u/Inner-Instruction-57\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/4k002n5ggnfh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb0e04e42e8ffb9ae87c0db6cf8bf0b1a21e556\n\nStill think I’m the only one downvoting your loser mentality? |
| Now look at Chinese models that train on outdated hardware, and a lot less compute. They are on par with these models. Imagine if they had a bit more compute. |
| Sorry phone was upside down |
| This is probably the worst place to look for any advice that’s worthwhile. Between cynicism , shorters spreading FUD. And trying to weed through people actually trying to give proper guidance you’ll be more confused after reading any advice you get here |
| Dont waste your time the BULZ/BERZ folks are completely braindead. |
| Apparently, I'm not intelligent enough to decipher this, LMAO |
| What if a violent onion was eaten prior? |
| The investors who got burned in 2000 and 2008 are now the boomers who are running wallstreet so they still remember very vividly the pain inflicted by those 2 massive crashes. This means that wallstreet is extra cautious about not repeating the same mistakes and getting caught with the pants down by a massive red rocket launcher pointing at their buttholes. The bubble will burst after the 2000/2008 generation retires which is in about 10-20 years. |
| so inverse you? |
| Google invested $900m at a 12B valuation. They’re very happy with the outcome here. Lmao |
| QQQ, how much at open ? |
| If an oil bull shits his pants in the forest and no one is there to smell it, does it make a stink? |
| Why all my serious ex gfs blocked me |
| Do we think it’s really the market going up or just the dollar going down? |
| awhile to go higher like i said. |
| Nah |
| My first is hairy . My second lives in a cave. My whole is gonna be buttfucked tomorrow. |
| Buttcorn $70k 🔜 |
| if googl opens at anything above 325 i will do disgusting things |
| why tf are futes pumping? i was promised chaos and STRIFE |
| i can confirm you're wrong |
| The girls you pay don’t brush their teeth? |
| lol |
| A Green Day in sight tomorrow |
| Yes we do. There are only two scenarios for AI, and both mean the economy crashes.\n\n35% of the entire stock market’s value is the Mag 7. If the Mag 7 are spending trillions (with an S) of dollars on a product with no path to profitability, constant depreciation (the GPUs AND their cooling systems have to be replaced every three years), and the only positive outcome is decimating the white collar workforce, what does that tell you about our chances?\n\nIf AI succeeds and pays back its $3T investment via layoffs and labor savings for corporations, it takes 40% of all white collar jobs in America, crashing the economy.\n\nIf AI fails, it takes 35% of the stock market with it, crashing the economy.\n\nThere is literally no positive future for any of this. |
| If only there was an artificially intelligent entity OP could ask. |
| Even with all the craziness that’s happened, the president of the US being an AI slop addict is not something I could have foreseen.\n\n…also this apparently is bullish for SPY and bearish for oil |
| when she spits on it, it’s hot but it smells so bad afterwards |
| the green is too bright! |
| Oh thank goodness. I was so worried that we wouldn’t have a sign of good futes to come when I opened this forum. Not even gonna look, this is good enough for me. |
| most of them won't. I think a lot of it will be in local models. |
| Exactly...\n\nAt this point it only takes a minor catalyst to squeeze all short sellers...\n\nAnd the stock price could potentially go to space... |
| I hope you’re right, but we got awhile |
| The fat man who can’t climb the stairs to bang his wife is a true story 🥭 |
| you ass will smell like dick |
| FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FIVE WEEKS IM JUMPING BACK INTO OPTIONS\n\nYou 🫵 have been warned |
| Of all the things these are the two dumbass reasons? \n\nCybertrucks have great safety ratings. Singling it out over any other truck brand for this reason is idiotic. All vehicles malfunction and its rate of malfunction is not anywhere near negligent.\n\nAlso he didn't "throw a tantrum" and he didnt "turn it off". It wasn't on over Crimea to start with. He refused a request to enable it because of ITAR implications and he didn't think a corporation should be able to make autonomous military decisions on behalf of a foreign military. An uncommon elon W. This event led to the creation of starshield which is a military contract and significant reason for ukraines offensive drone operations have been so effective recently.\n\nLike damn the guy threw up a nzi salute but you don't like him cause of a dumpster on wheels and then total misinformation. |
| 100% |
| Lmao, it’s a date 💋 |
| Bears, oil bulls\n\nJust synonyms for retard |
| L for the oil bols. Wishing for a fallout so they can make $300 |
| Nah, sell off today. No food for you this week unless you work at Wendy’s |
| Oil bros are the new crypto bros |
| Depends what he ate |
| I know. |
| Oil bulls over at r/oil saying this will all blow over and price of oil will skyrocket tomorrow |
| Same as elections when 🥭 loses |
| Shut up ber |
| I have reason to believe that I'll be rich tomorrow |
| Chat got quiet LMAO |
| lol, improved. You mean disrupted. |
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| Dear diary, I lost it all again |
| From who? Japan and Ukraine are making cheaper drones but would our domestic companies already under contract even allow that |
| I wouldn’t hold my breath |
| You so bitter. How much did u lose last week |
| so mango thinks winning the meme war means winning the war? even his memes are so lame! |
| I think so:\n\n \n1. Billions in off balance sheet liabilities on the datacenter buildout with SPVs\n\n2. Meta turning to setting up a cloud business to sell compute\n\n3. No one seems to mention openclaw or other dog shit agents anymore, I think the hype is dead.\n\n4. Open AI looking for "US govt investment" / "Bailout" |
| Just to get ahead for the week fuck you SOFi |
| Unlike we retail peasants, they bought for $6.48 per share. |
| NECKGINA_MOLESTS_KIDS |
| As a semi-hot girl who likes to trade… I’ll take both, thank you. |
| BERS LMFAO |
| Oil bulls are the worst, I can sleep peacefully knowing that some of them got margin called tonight |
| Futes only fake when red huh? |
| Going to have anal for the first time will my dick be smelly afterwards |
| TSLA and SPCX eat shit this week\n\nSource: vibes and wants |
| FUCK BER |
| Hold the line bears!1! It’s on us! |
| I don't know shit about the future and i don't think anyone know either |
| I say the same thing to my peener |
| BER MONEY FUK |
| nasdaq up, aapl probably -2% tomorrow. |
| Sup, Donnie's lil fluffers? |
| Why make stuff up? Why? |
| Futes futuristic |
| Probably at the end of them. China pushed Iran to fold, US won again. Lol |
| XLE puts were so obvious on Friday |
| "Elon has ruined me." "Go Elon!" The brainwashing is really something. |
| agreed it still has time to go even higher. |
| Wow I’m really glad we violently dumped on Friday just to immediately recover by Monday open |
| "The game is rigged if I lose" |
| What if we Kissed underneath the Joker Stairs? |
| We're basically forced to financially support businesses we dont like. Otherwise we get fucked. What a cool system. |
| If you're asking this question now, just delete your Robin Hood app. |
| Sometimes I like to be in the shower on all 4s to see what it will feel like to be knocked and take storm damage in Fortnite |
| theres actually a Dark Souls reference in mango's fuckin TruthSocial lmfao |
| Maybe nowadays.\n\nThey used to glaze him hard |
| Kospi will bury tech bears |
| I think peace happend |
| wow I just logged in and checked out futes .. LMAO get fucked ghey ber! |
| I wonder what percent of his dozen kids he parents and takes care of. I’d guess lower than 10%. |
| I hope I’m wrong. One good Green Day is great for me. |
| Lol it sure doesn’t hurt does it. Lot of bear cope in here. Sorry you’re trapped in puts. With any luck you’ll only be down 50% by open. |
| What if? we’re so back. Best show ever, staring 🥭 the pumper |
| Meta won’t, at least not immediately, and I think they will bring the whole market down. But I do think Amazon, Google, and Microsoft will succeed as companies with their AI investments. Not sure they will as a stock though |
| The only thing you need to know for tomorrow is this https://gasprices.aaa.com/ |
| GUYS THEY BOUGHT AT $6.48 PER SHARE UNLIKE YOU CUCKS |
| SPY please stay up please stay up. |
| Not a bubble but the stock names have lost their traction. Probably up and down around these levels from here on out. I doubt they’ll be back to their ATHs |
| War = -0.2%\n\nFake peace deals =+2% \n\nActual infinite money glitch |
| high risk high return |
| lol nasdaq futes are green 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| Good info |
| What a gay bear comment |
| Brutal peace deal. Iran folded like no one was expecting. It was obvius after weak retaliatation and after chinese participation in talks |
| RKLB and ASTS are grazed to the ground. How much lower? |
| If you are just now temporarily between plays, you are not who im talking about. Talking about the long term retards who missed out on the ai rush due to fear of risk without enough spine to take a position |
| That's tomorrow |
| Why so many regarded people here? |
| Just like my imaginary friend |
| Koreans better not goof this up |
| Puts at 735? You must be deeply pessimistic. |
| lol yall think futures matter, it can all change pre market or overnight |
| Instead of shorting SPY and later questioning your sexuality, long oil and LMT 🤷♂️ |
| TSLZ AND MSTZ 🤑🤑🤑 |
| Lol 👐 These are not the droids your looking for |
| Amazing, what rockets out of the hole? Shit fuckn no one needs. Meanwhile the companies who should get investor funding limp dick around. |
| *she got the power in her hand* 🫴⚡️ |
| He is one of the few aliens sent away that’s actually done anything here on this planet, even if it was to just piss people off and buy technology and get the government to subsidize it using his diamond brain to pass the correct wavelengths through to our simple minds. |
| Down from 1.24 but stable. I’m 150k in long calls so I hope it stays green. |
| My puts are... |
| aint nothing dropping but bears' pants xDDDD go see 28 June nasdaq candle. and the subsequent 2 days. we repeating that right now. |
| Both |
| People shit on bears but smart bears have been making stupid money lately shorting high beta stocks |
| Like always there will be companies that will do well and companies that won’t do well. IMO AI isn’t a bubble and is gonna change everyone’s life. We are still so early and it has already improved so much |
| Wow Nasdaq futures -19% it’s over |
| # I walked into a hard to find record store. Nothing was alphabetized. |
| Non esentebs |
| ROI is not a top concern right now. Irrelevancy is. It’s a fight to the death of who gets there first and acquires the one ring to rule them all. |
| Yeah they don’t even have the bear necessities |
| Elon himself disagrees with you |
| The bond market really is one of the greatest checks on government stupidity. Sooner or later, the bill always comes due. |
| Sell in May, and Buy in July |
| Reality |
| This comment tells me one thing. You’re trapped in a bunch of puts and worthless oil longs too. |
| No children, no mortgage, only the good life here. Some of us live even better. |
| COPE |
| Thanks but I'm down 150k on ASTS so I guess it all evens out |
| Folded 🥭 over a table and reamed his ass out like a Ber post Covid |
| Futes looking great. I'm more positive than an AIDS patient |
| Dumb bears don’t short the bottom of the channel. Smart bears have been making good money lately. You can make money on both sides don’t be so biased |
| No, because the SPR addresses the problem right now as in RIGHT NOW. |
| One of those all stocks up except for whatever you are holding days |
| Bols it’s an eternity until open tomorrow. Settle the F down |
| Will we be cucked by our Korean brothers? That is the question…. |
| they call me bubble boy. |
| The models are getting better with a speed that‘s still surprising me. Between gpt 5 and 5.6 are worlds. That‘s all that matters for now in regards to GPU demand. |
| And they're all terrible |
| Check agiane |
| When SPR is empty, let me know so I can buy more OIL puts 🤣 🤡 |
| pokemon has infiltrated my youtube algo - no interest in them, but the valuations are just wild. congrats on getting that bag |
| /CLU26 is a good indication |
| Wouldn’t it trend up if our SPR is almost out and we don’t have a ceasefire opening Hormuz/Red Sea |
| I hear the women there walk around bear naked |
| Oilpleasestaydowntillopen\n\nOilpleasestaydowntillopen |
| QQQ to the heavens, SPCX to the earth's core please. |
| Someone has to work at $WEN so I can make these dividends |
| Red by open |
| Dead cat bounce or are we so back |
| Did I see 750 on futures what in the fu… |
| Futes are fake as melania's orgasms |
| The Pitt |
| i like the positivity but lets see market open i pray for calls |
| thanks Grok |
| Chat are we gooning or mooning tomorrow |
| Just did |
| Any show recommendations? Just finished The Agency, Beef, Legends (highly recommend The Agency and Legends). |
| For real? I just looked and it’s AI slop for days |
| Poor bears. Just trapped in worthless puts. Just unable as human beings to ever look on the bright side of anything. They cannot help themselves. |
| I have a 5 inch missile too . We all have 5 inch missiles 🥰 |
| Check again |
| Yeah right. |
| Ohhh damn we are so greeen |
| I'm not sure I could handle listening to white replacement theory or "Have Grok roast this guy for us" for more than about the length of time it takes him to deny his need for therapy. |
| Futes are GREEN AS FUCKK!! We are so back. |
| Either the war ends or we get boots on the ground. No middle ground here |
| sounds about right. whats the issue there? |
| https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx2jjpm7zv8o\n\nAnd here are individual names:\n\nhttps://futurism.com/future-society/elon-musk-crashing-out-usaid-killed |
| Bears really thought we wouldn't pump tmr |
| Why are futes already falling? |
| Bearorists must be deported to bearastan where they belong |
| Hello fellow hider of account history |
| An imaginary one |
| RIP OIL BULLS |
| which cicle of "good talks" are we on that oil is down 6% again? |
| BTC some nice volume at exactly 18:00 mark. Hmm..... |
| Watched close encounters of the third kind. Do aliens trade stocks |
| There is a bubble on people calling it a bubble. \n\nI mean look at price action. S&P growing earnings over 25% and many stocks are way down from their highs. Software has been left for dead. S&P only trading at about 22 times. It’s not even close to a bubble. The fact that we constantly talk about it means it’s not a bubble |
| Yes, you invested in shit coins that have no value |
| Wrong! |
| ope I lied jk |
| Sheep would accept random claims without asking for proof. |
| Plenty of us are up substantially this year already after playing either gold, oil, semiconductors, or some combination thereof. Why risk those gains when there's been nothing but chop lately? |
| Di bears dem mash up bad. Dem nah mek one bloodclaat dollar |
| U beleive dat??? |
| Where is the AI revenue? |
| sell and rotate to msft 390 ce and book it on wednesday before earnings. msft going to bull run before earnings. |
| I’m a buyer of 🌽 |
| There are a lot of analysts that weren't part of the IPO that gave them a very high price target. |
| This shit is about to fade because the US running out of missiles is not fucking bullish. And I'm a bull |
| The government spending efficiently offends you\n\nThink about that |
| Investing.com |
| Mango slopposting killed OIL |
| Frvo |
| As an Amerifat I can’t read so have no clue what you just wrote |
| I feel |
| The useful AI models are too expensive for the average business right now. Dumb things can’t even read PDFs. |
| Hell no. I get in there around an hour after market open when volume green lights the move. |
| As fuk |
| SPR being drawn from is why Oils down, the trend down will accelerate. The reasoning for this is it speeds the outcome of Iran up at a certain point decisions have to be made. |
| Prove it. Venmo me $50000 |
| DOW JONES 50k |
| You don’t need to. I come to this subreddit to look for degenerate loss/gain porn. If it’s worth seeing It’ll “top” when I sort for it. Given how sensitive you are you won’t post your losses. |
| Wildly too expensive for wildly unreliable results. |
| What qualifies you to say that? |
| I believe we see another 10x in a year or so. This bubble will never ever be popped |
| It will come back up eventually. |
| I just want a 5% day, is that so much to ask? |
| Factually incorrect |
| so futures green? |
| don’t steal mitch hedbergs jokes |
| Wake up, see it drop 10% on good news. Close the app and try again Tuesday |
| Korea bros it's your turn to come through now |
| spy ATH tmrw |
| Tanker blown up in strait of Hormuz today\n\nOil futures: down to $92 |
| Which is a prime example of why there's still plenty of room for profit taking at every lockup expiration. Early investors may not hold at 100 or 75 or lower. If I had private shares I'd been holding for 10 years I'd sell the max allowed at every float expansion through December. |
| Business is booming in summer at the dumpster |
| It seems like most major companies have shitloads of space x stock\n\nSo either the lot of them are INSANELY stupid or they know this is gonna actually pay off, i mean look at vanguard they own nearly 19 million shares\n\nThey arent just gonna buy all that only for it to become worthless |
| You should check out what Ben McKenzie has to say about it |
| It’s actually getting better now. Still getting margin called tomorrow though. |
| so you took a 1dte put on friday? |
| How do we know if a lot of women taking Botox for migraines just like having smoother and tighter skin? Which in turn reduces migraines 🤔? |
| covering shorts |
| SPCX to 200 |
| KOSPI next on the list to see if this holds |
| Check news. Cum-in-chief decided against aggression, for now |
| No one really knows. |
| Ran out of missiles, started launching memes |
| Sounds like you’ve seen quite a few. In the market too. |
| Wouldn’t go too far with that yet simply cause American made |
| 🌽 straight to the heavens |
| ZN UP |
| Bulls getting excited to fast. Already dropping. |
| RIP oil bulls wtf rugged to shits |
| You can try Trading view /nq or /es |
| Gold star mew PSA 10 empotech |
| 🇮🇷 folded |
| gap up yet red candle is melting my regard brain |
| Oh man 8pm is going to be interesting |
| 55 burgers 55 fries |
| 17k so far |
| How can you be this delusional lol\n\nReddit is a mind virus for some of you |
| Yet it was installed on over 1 billion computers. Pretty fucking good for a failure. |
| what card |
| BOJ Core CPI tomorrow night 👀 |
| Ber in trouble |
| Green tommorow bois load up we going to mars |
| Ber r fuk! |
| # I used to do drugs, i still do but I used to too. |
| Bought a Pokémon card for 2k last year and it sold for 50k last week lol |
| This pump was predicted 3000 years ago |
| Is there any reason why we're Shrek dicking other than haha bears are gay? |
| Art of a deal 😉 |
| Oil FUTES must’ve hit a mine |
| Gotta remember to buy a put tomorrow so market never ever goes red again |
| Based on what? Cash gang did buy the top on anything. |
| Weird https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/C5L2Xe49y9 |
| Let the fade begin. |
| Where? |
| Concepts of Tacos |
| It expires tomorrow but I have a GOOG 400c I bought post ER and I moved $2k into T rowe large cap Friday afternoon. 🤘🏼 |
| My girlfriend got some used condoms to reduce costs. I think I found the one. \nBoys make sure your girl is financially prudent |
| Agreed. What puss |
| PUMP ME BAGGIES TRUMP |
| where can I see futes? Yahoo app isnt updated |
| I shaved my asshole for this |
| Oil earnings this week 🤑 |
| even cheaper friday LuL |
| The last two months have been: buy Friday close. Sell Monday open. Buy Monday close and pump all day Tuesday. Sell Tuesday close and GFTO until Fridays close. |
| Losing 5 - 6 figures because you thought buying overpriced SpaceX stock made you part of the Martian space program is a level of financial delusion that deserves its own Netflix documentary. Enjoy holding those bags while your retirement fund evaporates faster than a Starship test flight lmao 🤣 🤌 |
| Market has gapped down over the weekend maybe exactly once over the last 3 months. |
| Is the market one of pure, utter filth? |
| Unless you can 100% have correct trades cash outyields downside as the gains are collectively kept. Very bad take (this is from a Long perspective not short) |
| As a Europoor I am leaving you to sleep with NQ teasing 28,500. Hopefully I wake up as eurosemipoor |
| it's happening, idky this sub thinks it's dumb\n\nit's the dod printing money\n\njust like the upcoming reactor on the moon |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣👉🏻👉🏻👉🏻🐻🐻🐻🐻 |
| Because why not lol |
| If this holds right here, spy opens right at $749-$750 |
| Wondering how much my SPX 7465 call bought at 5.20 would be now? |
| I play the momentum. 1dte directional bets. |
| I have a feeling everyone will get out tommorow cash gang ? |
| I think cyclical AI investments have made people more wary of the practice. The headline makes it sound like google spent 94b which would appear questionable given the climate. However anyone with a frontal lobe would see this was an initial 1b investment in 2015 that was beans at the time and paid off well. |
| They were listening to experts. And those experts said that we are 2 weeks from "problems" with oil. |
| nah they'll go higher |
| Agreed. |
| Who’s that |
| Cash gang is even dumber than bears change my mind |
| U should be permanently banned |
| I think gambling on stocks is better than the shopping sprees my wife goes on. |
| so are my hood calls 5dte going to print or nah |
| They weren’t doing aggressive buybacks back then? Its something they’re known for, I think |
| i say hold. this whole week is nothing but green. |
| That’s a shrek schlong if I have ever seen one. That means we get wild price action tomorrow |
| Does axios have a trading account |
| You know this subreddit has been taken over when people complain about people being rich on wallstreetbets. |
| This is why I don't hold puts over the weekend 98% of the time. |
| All thanks to Xi, if he starts buying again then oil will go above 100 in no time |
| Futures going to hold? |
| My calls don't usually print but when they do market is closed and futes just opened |
| That's not bad. Hopefully can offload this 7500 call for $1k or so |
| I saw this exact comment last time before mou announcement came \nJust wait he’ll fuck it up |
| Based on the market reaction, the war is definitely over this time, right? |
| Axios trade > Pelosi trade |
| How green? And what does that mean? |
| Down 17k on open and not a single barrel of oil went through the bab or Hormuz this weekend. Love it. |
| Ber |
| Deliberately misleading |
| Futes? |
| And on the 5th day god create a green day |
| Done a shat job at making my food, if they even have it to serve, morons |
| # Time to goon for 2 hours and 8mins when I can sell my SPX calls |
| Praise Allah puts will be cheap on Monday for the great capex crash |
| nerds |
| 1 green day and reddit regards think the bear market is over. It's just a lower high, we'll make a lower low soon. |
| I don’t see a chart everywhere I look is fridays close |
| **Hey I’ll take a number 9, fat boy** |
| I did last week |
| Futures +3.5% already LMAOOOOO BEARS |
| Oil bros in tears |
| "oil to 150 soon" jesus christ is r/oil the most delusional sub there is? |
| oh lmao. opened at 7470 |
| silver isnt a real metal |
| Yup. Sell the one for profit and buy a cheaper one to let it run |
| Wow I knew bers would be fuk but I didn’t know they would be this fuk |
| Why |
| Nah it’s the 67k point we need to get through and confirm above |
| Dem market yah so rigged, it nuh normal. An mi batty smell bad fi true |
| And that was the writers’ desired effect |
| [Huawei is building its own DRAM fab, and it could reshape RAM prices for everyone](https://www.xda-developers.com/huawei-is-building-its-own-dram-fab-and-it-could-reshape-ram-prices-for-everyone/)\n\nIs $MU fucked? |
| Yea oils going back up lmfaoooo |
| Futures blowing it's load with 15hrs to go is nerve-racking tbh... |
| All you had to do was follow the damn trend CJ |
| Yeah it’s funny until you think about it a little too much |
| You gotta be at full mast |
| Wow chipotle stock has actually done really well these [past years](https://youtube.com/shorts/doiQuj0PPgk?is=T8W_2tLHRJR4nbdE) |
| $800 by open. |
| So what if my penis is small?\n\nIt matches my portfolio. |
| LOL trading oil in Mango's economy is total degen behavior |
| why did silver pump |
| Yeah |
| Monday always Green amazing tacos. |
| i guess unserious people making serious money xDDD |
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| Andddd closed my oil shorts. \n\nOn the indexes I think we get a little more push up into and after open but then sell off because peace in Iran doesn’t actually change why things are fuk |
| You speaking from experience |
| too late to apologize? :p |
| **I’ll have two number 9’s. A number 9 large. A number 6 with extra dip. A number 7. Two number 45’s one with cheese and a large soda** |
| WTI following along |
| careful bulltards, dont blow your entire load on a sunday night |
| Couldn’t relate. Always had strict big naturals only rule |
| "Just wait another two weeks" |
| 750+ by open |
| I'm literally asking nothing is loading for me lmao |
| Is it really 745 gahdamn |
| remember liberation week 2025, when the nasdaq hit +12% |
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| All I saw was insane Truths and massive oil drop just happened. |
| Massive short squeeze tomorrow on the -50% names |
| Futures are gay and fake |
| I haven’t seen this much green since I ate crayons |
| Reddit will absolutely smash earnings |
| I might have successfully sold the oil top |
| I don't usually eat Tacos on Sunday, butt fuk it!! 🌮 |
| Some % of Canadian TFSA and other restricted account types will be happy to use em. |
| Bers are such disgusting creatures |
| Did his truth social account get hacked |
| Korea going to grab that liquidity to cover their margin calls. |
| Barlon Trumo making fat stacks with insider in for |
| Oh it’s green green |
| Imagine holding cash thinking you'll ever get a worthwile buying opportunity 😂😂😂 |
| Hmm I bought spx calls for the first time last week, didn't realize I could do that. Might do that later tonight but probably not |
| Buying MNDY and RDDT |
| the green bar is going so high i can't see where it is, maybe i need to buy a taller monitor |
| ah yes spx looks to be around 4500. LUL. |
| Thanks for your sacrifice |
| ur gey |
| To answer your question I am using Trader Workstation by Interactive Brokers. |
| Nah be 749 tomorrow |
| They bought at 212 |
| Waiting for the folks that always talk about oil going up to perform some Simone Biles level gymnastics justifying their bags again |
| Bears r so fuk |
| My August USO poots are happy right now |
| Btc above 65k so hopefully we have a nice pump |
| Futures r mooning |
| please intel go back up tonight |
| I told you oil would drop after I top off my tank of gas for a day trip lol |
| Bers claim “boots on the ground" \n(March 2026)\n\nBers claim “boots on the ground" \n(April 2026)\n\nBers claim “boots on the ground" \n(May 2026)\n\nBers claim “boots on the ground" \n(June 2026)\n\nBers claim “boots on the ground" \n(July 2026) <---- we are here |
| I don't trade futures. Just do shares, options with 30+ days expiries \nOnly hae used premarket, overnight for my trades |
| Tech 100 was only a little up tbf and super low volume |
| Had to be it. |
| Bers googling “payday loans near me” right now lmao!!! |
| Oil futures is so off compared to the physical price of oil 🤔 |
| Mmm toasted ber samich for dinner |
| THANKS! i can book my calls at open or close you think? for max gain? where would you short? so i know when to double down. |
| Sold 1'22'' in |
| Why didn’t stock inflation make oil go up? |
| People bought OIL calls on Friday 😂😭 |
| Its back to 745 \n\n\nLets not play like this is super bullish \n\n\nWe are still chop trapped |
| What’s the price of peace and steady rates? \n\nHIGHER |
| Looks like it may be another one of those days that unless you held overnight/over the weekend, you don't profit, you're going to be burned NY intraday. |
| Brent cratering but not WTI. |
| This is why you need to trade SPX, I can sell these calls before market opens tomorrow if this shit fades 🫵 |
| Gigantic gap up for Nasdaq wtf |
| 🪧 we miss remy 🪧 |
| Dump n pump |
| Remy come back |
| Mi shout an exasperated bumbaaaclart at deh top of mi lungs dem wen mi a see a dem fuyutas der BIG MAN TING |
| Bulls will be celebrating until Koreans start paper handing in a few hours |
| OPEN THE CASINO\n\nBEARS FOOKED\n\nHAHAHAAHA |
| How many points for SPX? |
| https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-us-tech-100-e1\n\nAlso oil |
| I know you losers dont watch int'l but asia is pumping too, as well as europe. This is a good sign for today |
| Futures r bullish |
| Sorry fanboy. But Elon founding a few companies doesn't make up for cutting USAid directly leading to the deaths of tens of thousands of children. \n\nDude threw up multiple Nazi salutes. He amplifies hate speech and misinformation daily. He illegally tried to buy people's votes. \n\nHe's a terrible person. Plain and simple. Everyone who ain't a terrible person can recognize that. |
| :clifford: :clifford: |
| There is no spy hood msft ? I dont know im sorry if its sounds stupid |
| Everyone go to r/oil and laugh at the bag/barrel holders |
| I guess I shouldn't have gotten gas today. |
| oil bulls in shambles |
| OHHH YEAAAAAA |
| Wawaweewow King of the Castle 💯🤝 |
| oh thats why he was posting all that BS ai shit |
| You’re at fault for investing in something that IPO’d at 100x its revenue. |
| Oil. Lol -8% |
| Thank you! |
| Oh yeah, they’re great for that lol\n\nIt completely changes with the setting and limiting your vision though.. the serotonin it produces is like 70%+ visual, so when you use shades, it goes inward. It is a very very different experience 👀 |
| PAAAAAAAAAAAMP 📈📈📈📈🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂 |
| #Futes opened EXACTLY at where weekend dow was. Imagine not having faith in weekend dow. LMAO🤌 |
| What a joke lol |
| You are fake |
| https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures?cid=1175153 |
| Bears are fucked |
| Red by open |
| holy fuckin shit OIL - tomorrow is going to be greener than the greenest day |
| no chance lol. huge short covering incoming. nas back ton 29k by tomorrow |
| Im gonna need a pump. A dick pump that is... |
| Can someone tell me why wsb celebrating something? \nIs everything green now ? |
| HAHAHAHHA BERS. |
| The leader of the free world, ladies and gentlemen…\n\n(DividendGang memes better, and that’s saying something.) |
| no |
| #Told you weekend dow was green LMAO🤌 |
| It’s okay green red always can make money |
| ive seen alot of fake things in my life but this right here.. |
| Thank youuuu |
| Both are dogshit. |
| Letsss goooo |
| tell me you know nothing about the markets without telling me you know nothing about the markets.\n\n \nis spx 4500 yet? xDDDD |
| Winner winner chicken dinner (unless you are a bear) |
| Lmao oil at $83. You’d think a peace deal happened. |
| Share link please. Where do you see this? |
| it can definitely happen |
| Did he taco or did Axios Goebbels post something? |
| OMG. Peace did happen! 👆 |
| Ooooh shit we PUMPin |
| Anyone know how to get the mods to write back and give you a flair? Tried a dickpic on the second attempt, still no dice |
| INFLATION IS A NATURAL CATALYST FOR HIGHER PRICES. BERS GOT THAT COLLAPSING BRAIN DISORDER |
| Bears got green Flashbanged |
| Futes be absolutely futing |
| Explain how pink hair or a nose ring equals moral inferiority. \n\nBecause I CAN EXPLAIN how the haves of upper American society are morally inferior. With fucking receipts. |
| Imagine we get rug pulled and it’s another red day? 😂🙄 |
| Shrek is in town..\n\nBut it’s still 15.5 hours til market open. |
| Lol |
| Invest in evil n-zi bastards, get fucked. |
| Bruh ain’t no fucking way |
| Lol this is the craziest market I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen almost none. |
| i'm in a type of mood now after that jog, do you think the cougars would appreciate me honking at them? |
| Lmao those futes are going back down quickly |
| Bers lol 😂 |
| lol these dumb ass articles. “More of Google’s future profits come from products they didn’t build?” Wtf they made $405bn in revenue last year from products they built and this was a smart investment even if the stock plummets 75%. |
| "Threadguy predicts the celebrities of the 2030s will be traders“ "My most confident take is that the celebrities of the 2030s are the best traders. I've never believed in a take more than this. This is the take” \n“You want to be famous? Learn how to trade. Crypto influencers are the new athletes”\n\nWe might be eating sardines and crackers but she absolutely has NO idea who she's sitting next to 😌 |
| 0.75% |
| sure jan |
| Why though? Tesla earnings have passed. Also, U.S is signaling capitulation on the Iran war- so looks like we will have a good day. |
| Fuck bers r dumb lmfaooo |
| Just need this pump to last 2 hours and 15mins so I can sell my SPX calls |
| somebody get these beggars out of here |
| My wife likes White noise almost as much as she likes black guys. |
| CLAUDE SOLVES OIL CRISIS |
| Wow hyperliquid was super close on oil |
| 0.03% Am I seeing the right link? \n E-Mini S&P 500 Sep 26 (ES=F) Stock Price, News, Quote & History - Yahoo Finance Find the latest E-Mini S&P 500 Sep 26 (ES=F) stock quote, history, news and other vital information to help you with your stock trading and investing. finance.yahoo.com |
| BERS LMFAO |
| hope you okay son :p |
| Imagine the quant firms sifting through all this shit posting just to get an edge on retail investors |
| :smoking: :smoking: :wow: :wow: |
| Looks real to me |
| Buy high, smoke PCP, sell higher. |
| Wtf gold |
| https://preview.redd.it/zohhixzecnfh1.jpeg?width=1402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fad355bfbd18e4707d1a52bd433e77ceb55f1aa |
| ITS BIGGER THAN I EXPECTED |
| Damn bols lmao |
| We have a winner |
| :money: :money: :money: |
| Warren is going to liquidate the company, sell all the assets and give himself an enormous golden parachute. |
| HAHAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE NOT HAVING CALLS RIGHT NOW |
| Elon has already done more for this planet than the entire history of your family tree bro.\n\nWhat specifically has Elon done that is unforgivable according to you? |
| I tripped this weekend. Camped in the woods with my buddy and had a blast. |
| GET FUKT LMAOO HAHAHAHA |
| :shrek: :shrek: :feetswing: |
| Yep definitely one of those |
| bers |
| I will make retarded cat videos on ChatGPT to waste tokens and burn their money. |
| T minus 10 seconds until futes gotta 💩 |
| > A sex robot walks into a bar. She says hi baby, I love you, and want to go home with you. The guy leaves the bar with the sex robot and lives happily ever after. That's it. No additional punchline beyond that. |
| Of course. Most people just raise their children, pay their mortgage and live their life. |
| I positioned for one direction. I'm either broke or rich. |
| Holy sell off -2% 😦 |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| I feel at home in this thread |
| I can feel it in my loins. 1 more minute |
| 😮💨 |
| flat like the mountains. |
| Who is they? And where are they getting their cash to flush the stock with and if "they" have that much cash why would they pump it into a dogshit company? |
| Mr 🥭 is very regarded |
| Here. We. Go. |
| So excited for my daily dopamine hit |
| honestly i think tomorrow it's going to be a fun day! |
| Just reloaded $10k and ready to lose it all again this week |
| This is embarrassing, these demented boomer memes are beneath the office of the prezident. It's unbecoming of the leader of the free world, he should be making insider trading tweets |
| The comments in daily thread feel much more degenerate and WSB-esque than comments on regular posts |
| Aww. Guess that one hit home a little too hard. Cry harder wasn't gonna cut it anymore. 🤣 |
| I didnt know you go outside \n\n\nsmh |
| Yes, thank u. Please note I capitilized PUMPING in my comment as well. I do not fuck around when it comes to $ |
| 2 minutes till absolutely flat futes |
| shrug |
| First put it on black in a casino tonight |
| Hey scroller, chat's starting to go fast and we only have a few minutes left, here's a quick good luck kiss for you 😘 |
| That's all the market needs to pump: nothing |
| i'd be fine with just tit play considering they be like butts |
| both hopefully |
| :wendys: :wendys: :wendys: |
| I don’t make the rules look at the bid |
| Seagate better make my SNDK go to the moon |
| OPEN THE FUCKING CASINOOOOO |
| Shit is going to be so red lol |
| "They are a monopoly so this is good for the stock." Late stage capitalism is so bleek |
| Wtf put that shit outside |
| Why? Nothing happened over the weekend |
| > How many sex robots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?\n\n1. Just like you expect when you spend +$100K on a sex robot. No games, no bullshit, you get what you pay for. |
| The holy trinity |
| Baller! |
| :feetswing: |
| Give a tug |
| soond like yoo ape |
| These things used to be 40$ to teach coding or something like that |
| I cut 3 lawns this weekend, 2 at $30 each and one at $10 for my aunty because she’s a cheap ho. I will be PUMPING this liquidity into the markets tomorrow, at dawn, look to the green candles |
| Good point actually, I didnt think it through. |
| Big gap up |
| A lot of these memes are just reposts from other people who generated them lmfao |
| Nukes! |
| Uh oh. The chomo bots are converging on this convo! |
| haha damn str8 |
| lol home boi , you are flailing in your chair, trying to spit ball insults to see what sticks. I wanna say i feel bad for you but no really. Try harder |
| Oh ok. I was going to fuck with you. \n\nBut he just means stock futures open at 6pm ET.\n\nhttps://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures |
| If CAR can go aehad and release the bankruptcy news, that would be great. |
| Who’s got their cock out for futes |
| i've made it a couple years somehow managing to keep this fucking fountain off in our living room. But, my wife has now turned it back on, and again, it sounds like a fucking stadium urinal while i'm trying to relax. |
| Still gonna dump |
| Ew, no |
| Where's my hug. |
| We'll go in our operation, against the occupation\nFor elimination the oppression, we'll go in our operation |
| So everyone that holds Google stock also has a stake in SPCX whether they like it or not. |
| Truth Social going to pull down 🥭 account soon for violating terms of service |
| If my calls decay I guess I’ll be more calls🤓👆 |
| green |
| 3 minutes |
| Holy fuck fire Sundar |
| 4 mins until Ber bust all types of nuts |
| buttigieg hahaha |
| pizza tracker shows above average business close to the pentagon... |
| Gake and fay |
| what the fuck is he posting dawg \n \ncan't belive raspberry pi 16gb ram cost over 300 dollar these days because we got shitposter like this |
| I’d pay good money 💰 to see the prompts 😂 🤖 |
| world of pure filth \n\n\nmarket of dirt \n\n\nHelicopter of penis |
| 5 minutes till ber anoos gaped |
| True |
| Maybe we wwre too hasty about banning lobotomy. |
| Dead cat bounce monday Red Tuesday |
| All of this posting will remind everyone that trump is just old and delirious. Idk what that means for the market |
| Futes going crazy rn!!! |
| only dumps |
| maybe 15 |
| Bottle deet stick foot |
| What happened to voo and chill 💔 |
| but less fake xD |
| Market moon and I am gay ber |
| Cry more bro 😂 |
| Well, here’s something to think on. Ibogaine companies and DMT companies should demonstrate promising results if they’re allowed to operate freely. This could be particularly beneficial for neuroplasticity in dementia patients and individuals struggling with addiction. The Alzheimer’s and dementia issues of these individuals finally have some hope beyond the conventional medications currently available. I’ve witnessed videos of people visiting their children daily at a hospital who don’t even recognize their faces or their surroundings. After smoking a DMT pen, they become aware of their daughter’s presence in the room and experience coherent thoughts. I won’t even begin to discuss the potential of Ibogaine. If you’re not already aware of its effects on individuals who are physically and mentally dependent, I highly recommend doing some research. |
| Red or green tomorrow call it now if you have the balls |
| https://preview.redd.it/wm7stzyibnfh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47af7cb63c0660fa287438ec6bd71a5ae3b600f5 |
| I am newbie man i just opened three options waiting to hit |
| Ah the joys of seed rounds only available to the non peasant corporate class. |
| 🥭 is fake and gay |
| You haven’t realized the genius of it. He’s definitely using the level of AI that requires tokens. Run up monstrous bill to pay OpenAI to increase their revenue, paid for with tax money, to make their IPO look better. 5d chess |
| 5 minutes until we figure out who is fuk |
| You didn’t hear about it? |
| Dear diary, what the fuck bro? |
| Is it going up or dump |
| futures are always fake and gay, but I suspect they're gonna be extra gay in a couple minutes |
| Are we just trading in a market of pure dirt? |
| futures open |
| No wonder AI will never die. You got a 🤡 shit posting these AI images |
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| Has anyone here tried psilocybin therapy? Not couch melting but like, eye shades, sigur ros or something bittersweet, and just breaking all the way down? It is BEYOND painful peeling off all the layers and *confronting* things with amplified and raw emotions with novel perspectives. it doesn’t fix a whole lot or give all the answers, but it helps in one way or another should you need it.\n\nI think I relived my NDE when I was 4. Never really bothered me and I wasn’t even trying to work on it, but it was surreal. I was in a pool with my 3 older siblings and cousins during a family reunion, my kickboard slipped, I was panicking and getting pushed off the kids I was trying to cling on to, and then I lost consciousness. My then recently deceased WW2 vet, convict turned WW2 hero grandpa (who I only knew as a scary and mean old man in his wheel chair and oxygen tank who would stare off in the distance if not terrorizing us with his deep, gravely and booming voice or jumping out of his wheel chair to take cover from a cap gun my brother was running around the house with. For real a deeply complicated guy but was also homicidally abusive to his wife and kids but was also himself a deeply abused individual.) appeared with a teddy bear and a little smirk. I can still see him, amidst the bubbles and clouds. Then there was the deep warmth and peace in that moment too, despite who that man was and the brief moments of panic, terror and violence that preceded it.\n\nMy dad pulled me out. I was resuscitated. The first thing I said was that I saw grandpa. The next thing was that “he told me it wasn’t my time,” according to my parents. Just kind of a heavy thing for a kid that young to blurt out after regaining consciousness.\n\nI don’t know what all was reconstructed. I’m agnostic, but the warmth is the one thing I have absolutely no doubt about. Now that I have my own little one, I’d probably get annoyed at whatever random internet weirdo rambled that at me… but yeah, it helps a little when my heart breaks for others. Maybe I just went a little too long without oxygen and now I’m here 😂\n\nThose mushrooms though 😳 if you know you know. Love you broken people |
| Blood flat |
| Whats gonna happen in 7 minutes |
| Pure dirt |
| I thought we were friends we traded commentary before, what happened to you man |
| i only see green? |
| I feel like a retard for paying $135, thankful that ronlbinhood only gave me 1 share |
| It's a great idea. We're tired of smelling 🥭s shit filled diapers all the way up here. |
| Bulers r fuk |
| str8 up |
| 7 minutes until we know who's fuk tomorrow, LMAO |
| I wouldn’t say so. It’s more similar to end of October 2025. Choppy season after rally |
| That's shitty. |
| It was coined in the 50s and commonly used by boomers in the 70s. Easily verifiable fact dummy |
| "All of it, Sir?" "Everrrrrrryyyyyything!!!!!" |
| Reddit WSB retards think corporate accounting works like their Wendy’s paystub |
| Interesting I didn't know companies bought other company stock without actually acquiring that company |
| Never give up. I had a 150k portfolio and I became Nissan Altima rich 😎 |
| I remember my first time |
| You're such a stereotypical Elon fan lmfao. \n\nMentally 12. Heartwarming seeing man babies stick together. |
| oil mega dumping before futures open. always a good sign 🙂 |
| I'll knock them for giving money to Musk. Them, and everyone here that did so, sucks. |
| That sub is really sad \n\n\nPeople talking about loading up on free samples from Costco as dinner |
| In texas |
| OK the air filter wall on the 🇨🇦 border is legit funny |
| I believe I can see the future because i repeat the same routine |
| This has to be the moment where 🌮 goes full crashout |
| What’d he say now? |
| Oil is going up tomorrow |
| I see calls absolutely printing on monday |
| So my calls on SPY is safe? \n\nThat’s all that matters 🙏🏾 |
| Don't lie you can't get your weenie past chubby girls cheeks anyways |
| on the inverse etfs maybe xD |
| It wasn't an illogical statement. If you hang out with him, it might be fun. But, the world would definitely be a better place if he never existed. |
| Did South Korea just get rid of these? |
| Most redditors from my experience hate their parents. Even the neck beards that still live at home and rely on them for everything (aka most of reddit) |
| 🥭 most volatile and deranged truth's against Iran (e.g., send them back to the stone age) have usually resulted in a huge TACO and massive Shrek following it |
| No, "running" is actually not.\n\n |
| The water soup is on me |
| Computah, spy ath tomorrow |
| And you could have it all:\n\nMy empire of dirt \n\n😔 |
| Russia will win |
| Cry harder QQ |
| Found the dumbass |
| I just went on Trump’s truth social account for the first time ever.\n\nOH MA LAWD |
| All time low in about 10 minutes |
| still time on monday pre. |
| Why does Google even own other company's stock? Is that normal?\n\nEdit: apparently yes |
| Right. People that can read and see the news |
| Mods please ban these low rent autists. |
| Quit lyin |
| Yeah that one guy on reddit who thinks he’s the ceo of MU |
| I think 🥭 just ordered his AI shitposting team "Just release it all, release the archives" |
| Nice cope bro.\n\nYou're only fooling yourself. |
| I should have bought a motorcycle |
| No way, the ultra skinny trends from years ago sucked. Curvy slightly fat women are peak. Actual supermodel level skinny women are usually not attractive to me, and I say this as a lean guy who works out daily |
| As we all should. |
| 😄 |
| Every decent human hates Elon. It's not even slightly a reddit thing. The only you see more hate here is everyone here reads things. |
| Which one? |
| They haven’t started their nightly fute yet. |
| Does anyone know anything more annoying then your 15k portfolio friend saying he’s going to get lambo rich |
| I might have to agree with you...\nShe including many others are actively piling in...\n\nBut the question is...is it a long term play or a short term one... |
| The thesis hasn’t changed, I’m not invested in Sellas to exit before they have the new standard of care in AML lmao. You are such a clown. Don’t worry, we’re gonna keep in touch. Every year I’ll update you on my gains and philanthropy as you clock in for your boss. |
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| That's why it's a perfect fit |
| This was taken right before the headshot, actually |
| market selloff past couple weeks is exactly like last year right before the drop in april\n\nSPY going back to 700 |
| Private Equity |
| Where do you think he got Melania? |
| Still fat as fuck |
| Where are you eating out? |
| wait, I thought this was the poverty finance |
| Donny got his wife as a gift from Putin so ..... |
| https://preview.redd.it/v5b3by6aanfh1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec69201e64bc6550955b371b3586d19793dbb7b7\n\nLol jk just stop gambling |
| too much ranting, aint gonna read that shit. Sound like you need to touch that grass |
| Woah, Trump has a photo with JFK?!!? |
| The new bill signed for Ibogaine was sure to make waves. The government is walking a tightrope here because once the addicted population discovers Ibogaine’s effectiveness, they’re in trouble. I understand that the few who hold power wouldn’t support it, but I hope eventually, they’ll be led by those who would allow it to become a reality. |
| Because the majority of people on Reddit are moderately educated morons who are overconfident in their own intellect. \n\nMyself included. |
| Lmao 🥭 on an absolute roll with the AI today. |
| The amount of international dating ads on this website is insane |
| I will never, ever feel bad for those people. All it took was 2 second of critical thinking to understand that a valuation at 2T with 37 billion accumulated deficit was retarded |
| PINS |
| Jeez futes are futin bigly |
| When will this sub purchase r/povertyfinance? Half cash, half stock. |
| Never heard of him so by logical conclusion he’s full of shit |
| REEE THE WORLD IS ENDING ERMAGEEEERHDDDDD |
| # I shoulda bought calls friday 🗣️🤌 |
| Very true! Cooling in space uses radiator panels instead of fans or chillers since there’s no air. It’s a real engineering challenge but solvable with large radiator arrays. Swapping CPUs is harder. The plan is modular server satellites where entire racks get replaced by robotic arms or brought back down. Both are legitimate hurdles the orbital design is built to solve, and the 2027 prototypes will test exactly that at scale. The AI satellite prototypes scheduled for early 2027 will show if this will be a sci-fi vision or something everyone will have to take seriously tbh. |
| https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116988278856697658\n\n\nThe grassy knoll is a nice touch |
| Bring back the monkey Obama 🐒 meme lmfaoooooooooooooooooo |
| The amount of people with Pink hair is a fraction of a tenth of a percent. \n\nJust like Elon, you spend too much time online. Touch grass. Get some friends in real life. \n\nYou spend time around people who like Elon who are a tiny percentage of people and those people amplify an even smaller percentage of pink haired weirdos to keep you convinced you are actually the normal ones. \n\nThe reality is you are just as big of a freak as the pink haired weirdos you obsess about. |
| Lol bro thinks he’s financially literate when doesn’t know the difference between FCF and Capex spending. Their capex increased by $10-15b if you want to argue about this, which is still nothing to Google btw. I don’t think you’re in a position to be lecturing others about financial skills when yours is delusional riddled in a superiority complex. \n\nSybau. |
| The body has ways of shutting that level of retardedness down. |
| 🤘🏼🥹🤘🏼 |
| Just do half cash half stock |
| I lowkey feel bad for all the people who bought SPCX at $200+, prob some boomer who saw the news on tv or some shit, insane wealth destruction |
| It become a problem when you are a monopoly and you prevent competitors do enter the market |
| FUTES PUMPING LOL |
| I’ve definitely done some research on this. It’s absolutely ridiculous.\n\nWhen MAPS attempted their first clinical studies with MDMA, the government essentially stole kilos of MDMA from MAPS. They claimed that the MDMA was not created in front of a public official. I suppose the regulations on creating drugs like that require an official to oversee the synthesis process.\n\nAs a result, MAPS was severely financially disadvantaged. The government believed that they could simply financially cripple MAPS until they ran out of money or something. However, what actually happened next would prove to be a turning point for MAPS. They established the Pineapple fund and received donations of approximately 9-10 million dollars, if I recall correctly. Not only did they have the funds to produce more MDMA, but the government’s unethical actions actually strengthened MAPS in the long run. Now, years after the clinical trials, MAPS has achieved nothing but positive results. |
| That's worse than gme's offer |
| LuL.\n\nhope to see you here in 15 with the big green. don't be a stranger 🙂 |
| You can't imagine the compliance |
| Come here fellow retard |
| Hell is coming at market open tomorrow. |
| The fact that the leader of a G7 shitposts says a lot more. |
| Come on, we are running out of \nMissles. War over or ground troops? |
| bring them to me |
| You guys are peaking? |
| Those analysts are part of institutions who are paid to set those price targets to hype up the stocks IPO more. It’s called lying! |
| Fuck you. I have a medical condition. |
| I hope all of their life boats are tied together as they sink. |
| How long before something disgustingly racist is posted and then blamed on an intern? |
| i get my kegels in from gay sex (im gay) |
| no fat women. |
| You already won and you’re letting it ride. Lie to yourself all you want. You’ll be back in the casino win or lose. |
| I miss the memes Iran churned out in March |
| Grok: Generate 🥭 banging out Usha |
| You mean people on reddit jumped to conclusions by just reading the headline. I am shocked! |
| If they just stole the business idea they could've been at 1 trillion gain |
| >Ebrahim Azizi: Ukraine, too, may soon come to understand that Iran does not let actions go unanswered\n\n\n\nWe are on that Biblical end-times timeline |
| I love the Global South! |
| Grok |
| Obama on that list lil bro |
| You will own nothing, do nothing, be nothing, and somehow be happy |
| most of them are pink hair nosed rings freaks, yea they are the real moral compass |
| Slopposting is bullish for memory |
| there's a trader in korea right now saying "Look at me, I am the captain now" |
| It’s almost time you degens |
| He’s overhearing the data centers |
| Iran sold drones to Russia. Russia used them to bomb Ukraine. Now Iran uses those drones to bomb the Gulf monarchies and Israel. That means every explosion in Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Israel means one less explosion in Ukraine 🤔\n\nhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/26/ukraine-strikes-iranian-vessels-tehran-accuses-kyiv-of-hostile-act.html |
| Donny, get the [ludes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC8VEK8f7G0)!! |
| At what point did appetizers cost $20 each? |
| I peaked in high school |
| Running out of missles running out of brain cells |
| LMFAO |
| That's awesome! You gambled and won. Now you will get to lose it all. |
| Can't find someone ? |
| The whole country has dementia, Love how the boomers love acting like its not all of them |
| We’re launching memes now, try to keep up |
| Someone take mango’s phone away |
| And an ad for a Black Ops knife for FREE |
| We're have signs since like 2022 |
| Tell me you're 12teen without telling me. \n\n*Spx? Don't you mean SPCX?* |
| I'm shocked at how much X has turned on him. Even the recommended stuff is against him. |
| Bros just clearing out his meme folder |
| OpenAI and QWEN |
| Im going to use AI to deep fake my portfolio to show my wife |
| He's actually retarded |
| What AI do you think Donny uses to generate this art |
| Almost an hour since last generated image attacking 🇮🇷, back to pamping |
| Makes sense when all you got for profit is getting a bonus fee |
| No you won't because you don't have 200k lol. If you're so sure of this stock crashing, show me. Put 200k down on that short bet if it's only a small position for you. All I've heard from you is talk and no walk. Prove me wrong here and ante up. I'm already in the game here long, step up and go short and let's see who wins. You'll even have a nice start tomorrow as oil is -8%. Easy money right? |
| Everything can be bullish if you bring enough lube |
| How red chat |
| 🥭 manipulating algos on his truth with ai slop today nice |
| Hi redditor |
| > I don't hate him because I don't know him but I sure wish he never existed.\n\nMight be the most reddit comment ever. |
| Holy FUCK futures are! Just preparing. |
| I am confused tomorrow who would be fucked🐮or🐻 or both? 🥭 have make it difficult |
| Probably means I'll buy debit spreads in both directions and take the profit when it's there |
| early signs of dementia |
| I feel like Google has the power to maybe influence things a bit |
| Panic buy everything \nThere i said it |
| So they're finally bringing back SSFs after 6 years, guess seeing Korean degens leveraged to the tits with SSFs in Korean markets made MMs realized the next thing to use for cooking the US markets lmao. |
| Pretty cheap if you're moving real money each day tbh. |
| It’s so funny seeing reddit and WSB freak out over Donnie posting AI slop lmfaooooo |
| Dude just sell and cut your losses. SPCX is the biggest scam on wall street. |
| :ahyes: |
| Is America running out of missiles while strait is still closed bullish? |
| Boomers already dominate the housing market. Now, as empty nesters, they want even bigger homes," per WSJ\n\n\nPure fucking evil man. 🫠 |
| 100k per month API access for these generative miracles |
| [Insert] crying_baby.gif |
| I guess in that way it’s sort of an asymmetric bet.\n\nThe potential losses is nothing compared to the potential gains, or the losses if you don’t place the bet. |
| https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/01/opinion/usaid-elon-musk-doge.html\n\n\nhttps://archive.is/rmhJl |
| The fact that it's shit posting and everyone is so serious says alot. |
| Apple smart glasses\n\n\nReally |
| Getting ready to say PANIC BUY EVERYTHING/PANIC SELL EVERYTHING at 6pm |
| Its chart is that way for a reason. OpenAI is half of their business. The company that had the AI headstart and is currently struggling to compete. 🤷♂️ \n\nBut look, the whole point of “Y’all know what that means” is that I’m an inverse indicator. Meaning you’re probably right to buy the dip. |
| Nixons mad man theory |
| The analyst consensus estimate is $236.71 per share and the stock is trading at $115.07. |
| 20 mins til we can overreact |
| The President of the United States is Crashing out on his Social Account again. This time with Ai. |
| What is MrPrezident posing about? |
| Consensus analyst estimate is $236.71, closing price was $115.07 on Friday. That's a more than 50% discount, but I lowered it to 40% to be conservative. |
| good enough to post good enough to sell |
| They can't sell yet |
| Now this is delusional lmfao. People who work at his companies don't even like him.\n\nThe only people who like him are the people who are happy that he made it possible to be racist and transphobic on twitter. \n\nThat's his entire fanbase. And despite how much noise they make online that group is a very small percentage in real life. |
| It was me! I took control of 🥭s truths. |
| It |
| No. He said people who dislike Elon are good people. Which is likely correct.\n\nElon is a terrible person. To find him likeable, you yourself would certainly have to be a terrible person as well. |
| Ber fuk |
| Fuck what up? |
| The new Michael Saylor of Bitcoin.\n\n6% of it! They are serious. |
| if we fuck this up im heading over to r/overemployed |
| Now that is some American entrepreneurial spirit |
| crypto is going to moon in H2 2026 |
| you mean spcx? |
| omg |
| dont forget the lube |
| trump is slopposting wtf |
| Maybe you missed the fact that when I win then I will immediately put $3.6M-$6M in GPIX / GPIQ for the \~10% annualized monthly cash dividends. I’ll have \~$30k-50k in monthly income that grows with the indexes and I’ll never have to “gamble” again. I’m not in it for the high anymore man. Yes, investing in the stock market is gambling. And this is bigger than me now. When I was in the throes of my addiction betting on 0dte’s, which is wildly different than this, I had no purpose. Money was the goal, and not the means to reach my goals. Now I’m investing (not making bets that expire in days or hours) by taking a concentrated position in a breakthrough oncology and planning to partner with Dr. Oliver Tree’s Art Grants for Baby Geniuses and founding my own non-profit studio space as well as protecting land in Brazil and Montana. Again, your ego simply must believe that I will lose it all. You have to place me in a lose-lose scenario to feel better about your own and that’s just sad.\n\nRemind Me! 12 months\n\n(So we can keep in touch and I can show you all the work that I’m doing to make the world a better place unlike you trolling on the internet from your mom’s basement) |
| Fuck you mean bruv |
| *Sigh* (unzips) |
| Us insiders just live in a tent outside the parking lot, trading using Starlink. |
| This is looking bad |
| Bro, you are going to give him ideas… |
| It's the fault of his tan suit |
| dont forget to do your kegels before futures open |
| LIZZO singing in Central Park right now |
| when was the last time they were a search company? |
| sounds bullish to me. |
| RemindMe! 36 days |
| is SPX 4500 yet? |
| Raise your oversized hand if you’re an Afghan Giant |
| Then continue to be sheep. |
| 👃 =💩 💩 💩 |
| I bet Sleep Joe would have posted some banger AI slop me mes |
| If you pay your taxes in Trump coin you get a 50% discount |
| Probably? |
| There goes the economy |
| !banbet GOOG 350 7D |
| There was a window of opportunity its first week to make monet, anyone who was serious about learning from this sub over the years could have seen that coming |
| Why biden do this |
| Bunch of goobers think Google bought in at the same price they did \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/uxfk3kjz7nfh1.jpeg?width=865&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b186a7368d3bb69f989b375144840fab92e9de |
| Well cool, where can I track that? 🤡💅 |
| Dude come back in five years. Bros gonna buy in at $500. Same shit with BTC. |
| 5 years seems about the right time to make big dumb moves. I sure did. Not that big of a dumb though Idk why you physchos trade something so insane |
| Surely an image of Kharg Island getting bombed is bullish |
| Orcl puts here? Have you seen its chart? I’m betting the opposite. |
| Disclosure day \n\nWhen Emily Blunt started clicking and clacking I no longer found her attractive \n\nWhich means I give the movie two thumbs down 👎👎 |
| present it. |
| We are so pumping tomorrow! |
| giga. |
| more like...what didn't he say? there's like 20 AI memes posted within the past hour alone. i stopped scrolling |
| I'm not even kidding, if you work in an office, just start smoking. \n\nCigarettes are so goddam inconvenient and nasty they helped me quit vaping years ago. |
| I DECLARE SINGULARITY |
| know a family who just moved there hoping it’d be amazing and they can’t stand the humidity after being there for months |
| I’ve decided to rotate into ORCL/MSFT puts.\n\nY’all know what that means. |
| iran isn't about regime change or control of the strait or a nuclear program - it's about the ability to inside trade and has been from the start. get with it, these jokers dgaf about you |
| wowoowowowow limit up |
| Bogo weekends |
| we ran out of self defense exercise credits |
| It was meant to deceive the lazy, stupid, and loudmouthed, and it has. \n\nAgain. |
| Reverse logic worked out for TSLA (for now) |
| OpenAI running an entire datacenter just for him |
| He may have at one point or another but it’s clear his mind is utterly cooked now. |
| With a shit-ton of good reasons. |