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He just buys up companies by issuing stock
......................... my brother in christ
And a loaf of bread will cost 15.99
Something is happen
No, he's a racist moron but the greedy investors are too many
Worried about how it will trade with this spacex ipo stuff. Not sure if buying a long call rn is worth it.
I keep getting the error "FORBIDDEN: agent not authorized to access this account" when trying to have Chat GPT make a trade.\n\n
Doesn’t need to burst lol AST will be 100+ tomorrow on a successful launch. Is there only one Semi stock? or AI software? No it’s short term money move and RKTL & ASTS are much better buys right now at the price
Jungle guerilla wars are good and easy to win
Tell me Elon hasn't been planning this SPCX IPO since he started backing Trump it's actually genius
why not SPCQ
The problem with people here is that they don't know Starlink which is part of Space X brings in billions
SPCH is the leveraged ETF with most liquidity, just fyi
you're welcome, you're the man!
Stinky spy ur just destined to end up in the gutter aren’t you
Not true. EU GDP was on par with US even in the 2000s, dumbfuck
Today could've been an email tbh
Pump time
I think we all know >!that they don't.!<
NBIS is unstoppable
War over so the power of v ded
Bro I’m literally real. Not a bot.
Loading up on SSPC
$100,000 invested in $ETH 8.5 years ago is now worth $130,000.\n\n$100,000 invested in SpaceX 3 days ago is now worth $160,000.\n\nLMFAOOOOOO
What would happen to the stock price if Musk died I wonder, and Tesla too.
do you live under a rock
cmon Semis, end green
You were right.
SACKDAQ
You guys realize they’re gonna lower rates. PMI and economy data is showing expansion through the roof, oil gonna come down. This is about to be 800-900 spy by end of year
https://preview.redd.it/bprgg6xfjo7h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0730b6c910b6542836ebf746cea8012af29f287d\n\n \nIt’s absolutely crazy like just look at the volume on the $300 call expiring in two days …..
You’re def getting that
the smaller space stocks have got OBLITERATED. LUNR down 50% from highs, RKLB down 38%, ASTS down like 35%... is it over for them? RDW down 40%
🍎 recovering?
*SPCX buying Cuba before the US can get there. Hmmmm cafecito.*
down .3% after up like 2.5% in a day\n\n"wHeRE si V?'
The SpaceX rugpull will tank the whole market
Got a buy order for 100 shares at 95
Just declare war with Cuba now trump. This ain’t it
i hear ya. .. mad scary to take this stock into the close .
Im in for 500 shares- options priced too high IMO
Buying Netflix shares is wanting to lose money.
What about Google?
What's your price target on that?
Took the day off
Not sure how it's possible to read that much into my statement.\n\nI only commented on your statement that the costs scale linearly, which is inaccurate.
oh husbant you shorted the funny space company and now we no afford rice
https://preview.redd.it/z6jg7e8fjo7h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=613ff6f0a09365829e055b33035d66391522f244
regard bot in at 233 after hours
Im not missing the newest musk grift, no way
I thought vance said it was true? Literally 0 point to this war
Look at the hourly, it happened on Thursday
https://preview.redd.it/e9v24nnejo7h1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e02d054e05a74b8e5f9df02b1bea540ef735b2c
Who ?
Not at all impossible especially if any of it was rolled over from Roth 401k
Does anyone know how space x could be worth more than Amazon? Do they have more revenue?
Aren’t they not allowed to sell until some date
https://preview.redd.it/2lfk66ldjo7h1.jpeg?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7ff4db10082d34f4a999840e53b52f8cffd6b5
This is so stupid.\n\nIf spacex didn't tank after buying the paedo AI generator, Elon musks nazi salute or killing USAID and resulting in 14 million unnecessary deaths then it ain't gonna tank. Every logical element says this should die. But the greedy is too much.
its upside down today
might be, brazilian heli stocks crumbling rn
No V today looks like
you can draw straight line on pretty much any stock from after the first 30 to right now \n\nzero volatility because it all gets front loaded in after hours and open
Like this?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/u6ta56mcjo7h1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f68375db6ff631c9a187356c083b20af3e72bfb\n\n
after that, you are going to bail out the AI industry. Yaaaay!
IWM just grinding the whole day 🥱
Same. Getting gaped.
Vague post 👑
Smells like shit in here
SPCX to 1000$ EOY. Upvote if you agree.
I had a metric shitton of oklo shares at 12, sold at 7. Stfu
Way undervalued
742b wtf, where was I
He shorted it? At first I thought that it was shares and it was risky...\nThen I saw it was shorts..\nShort seems more logical but death can occur quickly....\n\nI would rather be long than short for space x... Nfa\n\nEdited
Power isn't the problem, it's that gpus turn all that power into heat. The ISS vents less than 1MW of heat with its huge radiators and datacenters consume hundreds of MW of power, so they'd need hundreds of ISS radiators to rival one terrestrial cooling tower.
Retard alert
Volume bottoming and trendlines still pointing up equals power hour?
imagine nothing
You normies don’t get it, me and my associates are moving tens of dollars a minute in these markets
I mean...options on spcx seem very meh regardless
Is that why we’re Red 😞
Chart does look like institutions
BREAKING: Strait of Hormuz passage will be free after watching 2 unskippable ads. Subscribe to Hormuz Premium to unlock ad-free travel and for a heat map of where we think we placed the mines.
wtf is the V at spy?
Spacesex hasn't made a new high in 20 minutes. It's OVER.
You’re broke??
SPCX should correct shortly to $160. I will be a buyer there and $135 when it retests that.
You’re right I had the wrong forecast eps.\n\nGreat flag - just bought 100 shares.
Im debating on selling before close and jumping back in tomorrow instead, I got half my original position rn. My original buy in was $150/ share. Movement is starting to make me feel nervous. 😭. SpaceX definitely will do a stunt to keep momentum going but faaaaaaaah. I’m scrrrred
NVDA PUMPPPPP
And you fucked it!
I got nothing left to Yolo lol
It keeps getting lower, must be the only tech stock that only goes lower. Every news both positive and negative make it drops
why not covered calls?
just found out oliver tree died. damn. RIP
you clearly have never used windows
The same US government that slaps tarrifs on random things on an emotional basis and makes new ceasefires every 10 days
Sorry boys, nothing will pump cause all that money is going into SPCX.
Financials ripping. \n\nToo bad private credit to 0. To the ground!
Keeps us updated please
I wonder what kind of creative service fees Iran gonna be charging on the Hummus
WDC just got rerated, that's probably why
Elon getting his stock compensation by 2027 as SPCX hits 40 trillion dollar capitalization.
Put half my acct into calls at 7555 and 7550. This is it, it’s either grand slam and continue with my degen ways or I’m pulling the rest of the account and taking the rest of the year off.
Green dildos? Red dildos?
Do they have IP rights to a specialty anti-parasitic?
Y no volume MSFT?! MSFU F'ed me...
We all know those are going to dump even harder when SPCX dumps
we pumpin tomorrow or what?
I think I am going to get myself a nice cup of tea
When does this happen? Next Friday?
space is infinite. like short losses
You sure?\n\nIt just shat all its gains up today for no reason
Holy cucked
Stop selling metals to buy SPCX
That just makes him jumpy - that's worse
RemindMe! 12 week "check for spcx 211$"
So when market tanking cause fed?
We never learn
SPCX if you want money
well i guess its time for good old ITM calls to stop this pump
And for the sane of us boring but safe S&P 500
Gonna be fun once all the big guys dump their SpaceX bags and it causes everything to tank
AI company, Code 7370. Something with Computers and AI stuff. Space is a frontier, we plebs will only imagine (thanks AI generated pictures on our smartphones)
REPEAT AFTER ME MSFT IS ABSOLUTE DOOKIE. MSFT IS ABSOLUTE DOOKIE. MSFT IS ABSOLUTE DOOKIE
not me reading this at 3am 😭
Euphoric.
u/Digazzo
I came here with my dick in my hand
#bulls are esteemed investors, bers are degenerate gamblers LMAO🤌
.41
gotta lose to win!\n\n
Dangreous
This is something I never expect wtf
Playing Screw Worm being an issue. Not Cattle futures, rather chicken demand rising. In on Pilgrims Pride $PPC
SPY calls here
how was it?
maybe AH
Take your meds
looking kind of weak now?
I can buy those same calls for .44 right now. Is it a good deal tradesman?
How would a small pull back ruin my life
spcx is a whole new sector rotation space fuck my entire ass
You all don’t realize the impact Starlink has and it shows you take your WiFi for granted. SPCX is undervalued.
calls are nice and red and crispy
spacex buying cursor for 60 billion lmao\n\nyou guys don't know what you're in for
SPY daily chart look likes a 3 yr old drew it blindfolded
There have been some leaks (unconfirmed) about the mou being a heaping pile of dogshit and yes massive hunch plus 🥭 looks sick like hes been up all fucking night and has no voice. The price action on vix and oil have been openly fucked with before and now it seems super obvious as nothing has changed yet its flying downwards. Plus the g7 attendees according to bloomberg who is on the scene. Other countries havent seen the mou either which I find suoer strange. Plus why send nato warships if the things done..... something shitty is cooking \n\n\n\nYes I am aware of some positives happening but chooses to not release funds to iran but let's them sell oil. \n\n\nRussia getting yippy as prices fall. Spr at 43 year lows like there are to many coincidences lining up and statistically speaking hormuz opening with these factors is incredibly unlikely that this shoe goes back on like it did before
I think the algos are programmed to give small wins in the morning to lull you into thinking you're good at trading, then in the afternoon they take it all back with interest
You could not be more wrong. \n\nAs usual with individuals, you are trying not to grab a falling knife. But you think you know far more than you do. \n\nFor every stock trade there is a winner and a loser. You are not just assuming you’re right, but that the world’s largest and most sophisticated traders and hedge funds are wrong. \n\nThere is nothing free about this. You are foolish g yourself believing this.
AAOI becoming a pump and dump. allergic to 200. buy at 170s
It's basically like $70B compute spend with the neocloud and then funded by $300B of investment from the neocloud
Indian CEO. Need a Taiwanese or Chinese one lmao
Things can always be wrong with a new launch
I was promises 760 spy, its joever
doesnt have the same ring
RemindMe! 6months
What's Hawthorne?\n\nInternet says it's a university or academy? Never heard of it. I did six years at Cornell. Should we measure our dicks now or...??? \n\nBut seriously, only non-STEM people think space is good for cooling. And only an insecure child would brag about 3 years at whatever that place you went is called.\n\nSorry you got your feelings hurt for being wrong. Be better.
Dude you are talking about a 5-10% draw down being impossible after an 80% run in two days 😂 sell before you ruin your life you have no idea whats happening
lol no it ain’t you should have bought Coreweave and NBIS early this morning
https://preview.redd.it/qmzvp7fsio7h1.png?width=618&format=png&auto=webp&s=40cf48c8feb3493478b3d992c254ca1523326b04\n\nNVDA is down like 18%
Earth is only one planet. Imagine conquering space.
The moment i fomo into spcx is the moment the cafeteria lady dumps her stock
false
SPCX
Thank you bro ❤️
3.14% is not a lost, you kept all your money. Now full port spcx.
https://preview.redd.it/zddv351sio7h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff84dffa41d411b50900ff98e6aaf8d46db3ac7b\n\n \nThis you?
🐻: I wish for a market crash related to the SpaceX ipo\n\n\nMonkey's paw: You know, when you give me room to twist your words like that, it really takes the fun out of this.
When do we start calling it the BAGSDAQ
yeah, sell your calls so the stock can go back up
My $20 from yesterday is growing, bought in at $186\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5gjgvwbrio7h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99bee7aaf04a0eee2bbb26bb5fd8ebf911c49469
got fucked in the anise star
To your credit IV is fucking bonkers at 200+% lmao
Any chance we moon
Nasdaq 100 is getting obliterated again..
? \nWDC has a PEG ratio below 0.5
I’m actually terrible at this barcode trading
Not particularly bullish on spacex, but the value is in "can someone else do the same thing but better", since that answer is a no. Same goes for all valuable companies. You might argue tsla just cars, but can GM or Ford build out supercharger network and build 400mi range cars? Answer is sadly no for atleast a while, even more so with ev credits shrunk. \n\nCompanies with impenetrable moats are the most valuable, as they should be
KTOS
ive been waiting since 930 for spcx to dip below 200 to buy lol thats not gonna happen is it
MSFT gonna make me homeless
SpaceX has nothing forward
well thats retarded
Bought my spy calls when it was still 755 ask me anything
Aint nobody making 60% gain in 3 days doing that
CIEN WDC CRDO MU HPE
so many anti Elon bots in here
Pretty much
at what now
On what basis? WDC’s valuation is absurd next to MU (or even SNDK’s for that matter).
Goog calls
Art of the deal!
wait this place is just a casino!\n\nHEY EVERY BODY THIS IS JUST A CASINO!!
Bruh where did you even find this, fucking hilarious🤣
No
Agreed
Why the FUCJK are you this way MSFT.
Balls to the wall with nvda calls rn
SPCX
Where the fuck is the V?!
Honestly this whole SPCX IPO has been beautiful financial engineering
i was to understand there would be a v…
I saw the premium prices and I didn’t have the balls to play. Not even dropping $1000 on options… 😳
Merge Tesla and SpaceX, trust me on this one… Buy more\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wjuiw51mio7h1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d174b5dda5f60a6192d1bc5fc771d0e0fc0da55c
Of course as soon as I have a bunch of big money spreads it’s dividend time 😭
i see you doubled down on regardedness
So we spend 70B bombing Iran and now are paying 300B for it to be rebuilt?
best value stocks rn?
OH YEAH? $9B gross profit at Spacex vs. $360B for Amazon. WHAT NOW? Oh wait
Why buy boring MAG7 when you can buy SPCX
I got 5 contracts for $230 for Thursday, cost basis is $1,050. Even if it doesn’t bounce today I’m fairly sure it will by tomorrow, definitely Thursday
He'd be better off just buying toto. It isn't possible to improve on their $20,000 neorest nx2.
My 0 DTEs are dead. FAHH
Had AAPL really not priced in that SNAP was not a hardware threat lmao
You better at least get 1:1 or you’re top tier regard that deserves a trophy.
My man! ❤️🤌
This shit was way more fun when SpaceX was not there
Wow you guys missed the easiest ipo buy in history huh
Your Googl is holding up well though..
https://preview.redd.it/js6rh7njio7h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45cea54aac37398ceb1718c5f28f085042e1bf7e
Why didn't you wait till the next earnings call? As always, NVDA will reveal that they cured cancer and that Jensen shits out $100 bills, and the stock will tank 10% the next week.
So do a pair trade long amzn / short spcx\n\nTake a position
anyone thinking calls right now?
No more v. Lets try w
Damn the whole thing?? Lmfaooo I guess forget about diversification, put all eggs in one basket huh lol
Fundamental deez nutz
My MU calls are bleeding. Should I cut bait?
Yeah just claw back all of yesterday
Huh? \n\n
NVIDIA, pump up those numbers 📈
$300 is realistic
Watch, you won't be able to afford any alien pussy in 2 years. SpaceX gonna make you rich.\n\n$120 Trillion valuation coming. Don't get left behind and have to fuck Jabba the hut
\nRemember to manage risk; NVDA is the best anchor for the upward trend of the AI ​​industry, while everything else represents "alpha" built upon that foundation.
Not really WDC is up huge
Ban this guy for being cringe
This was my play! Hey you stole my trade!
I HATE THE STOCK\n\nFUCK
Oh gosh dump is bigger than
Nothing because when I actually take profits it keeps running
WDC has more upside
is ASTS over?
Its okay, just flip the image upside down and that fixes everything
It’s all hyper dependent on the individual and their circumstances. Ignoring PE ratios and CAPE and always putting new cash flow into a broad index will work over a long 20+ year time horizon. Life is not the simple, kids happen, people get sick, homes have emergencies. Some people don’t want to have to go through that and watch their porfolio be cut in half at the same time. Other asset classes smooth that volatility. You’re absolutely allowed to change your allocation based on your life situation.\n\nAt current prices it’s almost guaranteed we will experience a 20%+ drawdown year in equities somewhere in the next 10 years. It’s also almost guaranteed that your CAGR in VTI over 20 years will not be lower than 7%.\n\nNot everyone is built to have that 20 year vision when just lost half your net worth. \n\nFrom a purely mathematical standpoint for terminal wealth, you’re right. But also math studies have also shown it’s even MORE efficient to use 2x leverage, over the course of 20+ years you will outgrow the interest you paid for the leverage. But now you have to stomach potentially 70-80% drawdowns, but throughout the entire history of the SP500 it has produced outsized gains vs just SP500 over every 20 year period. Why don’t you do that? Probably because it requires an insane amount of risk tolerance \n\nThat being said. I agree VTI (or VT) and chill is the strategy 80%+ of people should be using
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Have you seen the state America is in lately?
Yeah selling high and buying low is for tards
🤣🤣🤣🤣
PS: LUNR is down 50% off from its ATH.. plenty of bag holders here..
Elon is the Fed
I will be full porting MU if it dips below $1000, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
the AI trade got decimated today. Most of the May rally given back
He will be back to broke again
Time to full port SPCQ
Spcx gotta go down
nasdaq 100 is some real bagholder shit
Generational wealth secured
Sorry folks switched to calls today which is why we are dumping
THE MARKET IS FOWARD LOOKING
https://preview.redd.it/ktfz6tpbio7h1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d447bd45c063046b3477364c180f1ea7f5eff0bf
Kevin Warsh was called "Diesel" back in the day.
You should show this to your friends, not us
And what did you learn from that expperience?
And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
asts going on the first launch since spcx ipo and regards are shorting it.
no fomc
Why would they arrest him when he’s right?
Chasing 4 extra percent went from being up 100% to being down 65%
I don't think so Tim
with earnings coming? ok bud
😆 below $175 yes
The lesson here is buy the hype, short the fuck out of legacy companies like bag 7
congrats, you played yourself
More reason to avoid it
How can you be such a low skilled trader and still have so much to trade with
The 15m chart on AMZN is something to really aspire to look at
350 tomorrow
What is wrong with them
sounds like you hate money
Playing 765 06/30,
Universe
Are you as dumb as you sound?
LOAD UP ON CALLS BOYS
That MRVL cfo owes Jensen a tug
SpaceX worth more than fucking Amazon now.\n\n$18B revenue 2025 VS $700B revenue.\n\nWhat a fucking joke
Googled calls cucked me 🧑‍🦼‍➡️
You definitely should. I used to be the same way where I held on too long and got burned. That’s the biggest lesson I’ve had to learn recently. Any profit is good profit. Idk if you’re American to get this baseball reference but I’ll rather stack up plenty of base hits than a home run. Became consistently profitable after adopting this strategy
Trim to 20% of Portfolio and hold long term
Insiders shares unlock up to 40% within 5 days if it's trading 30% above IPO price I read
Nana be with you
Easiest calls I have ever bought in my life right here
i feel this will become very funny with stock price, use IPO to inflate the price, then use the stock to buy stuffs, hey, it is not like this has not been done before
Shit day so far. Yeuch.
why would u do that
This is a paper trade man not real come on. If it was a real trade there would be an i with a circle around it next to the open p&L usd just like the one you se next to position ratio.. I know this cuz i just bought on live account and paper and you can see the difference. See look \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7k2x6ly3io7h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71b7a44eac84b3f7405a305185024ae0f52d479c
It depends on which tier city
Got any sauce for that or is that a hunch
I was promised a V 3000 seconds ago…
$NBIS $BE I ONLY EVER REALLY LOVED YOU I DON'T KNOW WHY I HOLD THESE OTHER WHORES
A singular company being worth more than half of US's GDP because "5% float" is hilarious to me.
A market full of scams, you either play along or get left out
Operation Cuban Cigar wen
So calls?
Half correct. Stalling the price today with baby pullback only to rocket it tomorrow.
a wins a win
I'll give a little reason behind why this is probably not a good idea. Regards say "stock to da mooonn! To one thousand and beyond" But the market cap is 2.7 trillion or something, a bunch of it might be margin. It's extremely over valued, all based on hype. What have they produced that's brought in a profit? That market cap will be chopped off a couple trillion soon by profit takers and you'll be stuck with a painful bag. Not too late, today's a good day to exit. Good luck.
My mother said be a homeless or billionaire . That means only option is CALLS
Drink some coffee.
$750 incoming
anyone who is not slamming 1K strikes on that before earnings was born with a hatred for money
Literally just bleeding everyone. Fucking theta
this price action is straight aids
\+$15k disagrees
Just got 300k in spcx at 216. If it rugs I will literally cry.
Do people here really believe SPCX is going to $500? Lmao I will short at $250
Until liquidity kicks in 4 days from now when 30-40% of insiders shares unlock due to inflated price
SpaceX has a tiered lockup. They can sell 15% in the first 7 days. Then further percentage blocks unlock at intervals over time when earnings are released.\n\nI think its around 1 year to do a full stock dump. There are certain exceptions where they can unload faster or even immediately though.
Sell $250 calls!!!
Fuck you theta gang
pump NVDA pump
I said 250 eow.. Smart thinking dot gif
Banbet SPCX 400 30d
this isnt a dip lol
Imagine being someone who regularly interacts with a short term trading community and letting reddit feelers talk you out of betting on a Musk IPO.
Would be pretty funny if SpaceX becomes the #1 marketcap company in the world. \n\nSeems entirely possible in this meme ass market tbh.
Yeah, it could be worth even more. Seems like odds are good that's what will happen. All they need is consecutive two more days if it trading over $175 and they can sell 10%
So uhhh, you sure love your tesla car huh
that's what i want to see
There is no pump today
Thats 3 Wendy's meal
There's supposed to be a big rock passing between the earth and the moon "soon" 🤔
Puts were not the move
Truly retarded I’m impressed hope you sell in the next two weeks
I’m tired of being retarded
Nothing to TACO lol
Elon can lose 1 trillion dollars and he still the richest person in the world
Nah they are still balls deep in ur mom
DAMN THAT'S A BIG RED COCK
talking heads
Not even just 250k wealth. Bros trading with it haha
On the day?
MU has had its peak. It's WDC's turn!
Ha
Wish I did at ipo day
No taco Tuesday?
I need to follow up you Sir! And remember, if in distress, call the life support line!
give this man an award lol
What’s happening?
Bought back into MUU sorry we’re dumping boys
someone poke it with a stick
Cant believe I passed on that pump. \n\nGod will bless me for not giving into temptation. Thanks broski.
It down, SNDK too\n\nThese all rarely diverge so much
Even with this drop ber puts still -76% from Monday
Retail traders are paying huge premiums for ultra-short-dated SPCX call options that require **80% overnight gains** to pay out.\n\nCall options that can expire worthless. So much money is going to disappear.
This market doesnt give a fuck about anything but inflating the bubble
Laying railway lines is also good
SPCX 220c went from $5 at open to $20 once it went ITM in the morning... 400% calls on 1st day options open, what degens are buying this
!remindme 6 months\n\nRoth SpaceX yolo
Sometimes you gotta risk 2500 to make 40. 😈
It ain't jpow, market can't tell if new dad is cool or uncool
If you become rich, don’t forget me\n\nIf up lose it all, forget I existed
Iran pulled out or something?
You did that when you could have bet the house on puts
I could do it, and grab QQQ
Put all your money on it then
Yep more than Seagate. Financials better too. China can't make hdds
dude you called this perfectly
This is an extremely ignorant comment. Not only do they have their own model, it is literally the best value model you get, and according to most benchmarks in coding, it rivals opus at like 10x+ less the cost
buy 1% of a share of MU?
Omg I almost would rather take this 3k loss 😂
and its gone
If too many people think this, it will inverse.
Rate hike being priced in
I can hear this meme
It is not a baseball coming at you but a punch form The Bronze Bomber\n\nThere's a startup that was able to extract surface level material of an asteroid. \n\nAn asteroid of heavy metals worth 10T and close enough to earth for CAPTURING \n is multiple countries getting nuked level event. \n\n\n
751 and then we go up. Ok? Thank you?
When do you think that will happen?
profassional
SPCX is the new safe haven asset 🙏
When SPCX shares start unlocking I will be full porting puts
Warsh is gonna trigger so many wash trades 🧼
copium
the slow space x grind is not good for my calls
Spy closing near 754 fasho, imma go take a nap
you were saying...
SpaceX strong af
imagine selling spcx on a day it’s up while the whole market is down
Yes. I’m about to have $3M
Amen. I’m out of powder besides what I need for my daily diet of maruchan instant ramen but we’re just getting started 🚀
🙏
fuck you Apple!
You realize all bankers and financiers don’t think alike in a hivemind right?\n\nYou also misunderstand how an asset backed loan works. LTV is never 100%, unless you get a VA cashout refinance.
what a disaster day for MU
Same for INTU, ADBE, and CRM
Bump
The implied volatility on these SPCX options is unsurprisingly very high. I might sell some options.
It doesn't even matter what he does at this point. If anyone can afford to light $60b on fire for nothing or worse it's Elon
done thanks
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This literally cannot go tits up
52% 1Mo.... yeah, where tf did that come from? Slept hard on this one
More like drowned in maple syrup, whiplast would be +-0.5% in minutes
WOW!
Big money, big money, big money
750p?
Look at me, I'm the algo now
Just yolo into wdc and delete the app for 4 months
Another taco 🌮 Tuesday, another easy day making put profits
That is likely the easiest $25k you'll ever make, unless you keep scalping this shit. Take the fucking W bro
SPCX is gey.
exhausted
Don’t fuck it up tomorrow Kevin
#And God said, 'Let there be light,' and there was light. Then God said 'let there be red' and there was Microsoft (Genesis 1:3) \n\n#LMAO🤌
Time to load up $ZS calls
Mods, you cant let this lame ass dude keep getting away with it.
Don't tell North Korea
Israeli ambassador just told Bloomberg that they aren't responsible for civilian causalities and 🥭 needs to understand that and Israel doesn't have anything to do with the agreement lmao
At least you have a chance
This is all ber fault. All good, tomorrow Warsh will drop a nuke on 'em
Crash must be happening soon, Ackman is hyping his scam junk funds extra hard.
yooo i was just thinking about this
nowadays? no cause pumps last forever nowadays
Next BTC bull run should be around October, same time the market is supposed to shift. I’m buying the BTC miners that own their own electricity and benefit from AI and Crypto. WULF/WULX, RIOT, MARA (Trump is holding), CIFR, CORZ…etc. I’m up around 1,000% on these so far
what about MUUUUU??
I’m losing. Where da pamp?
Follow the cap follow the money follow the tendies 🧢
Why do the crime candles never happen when I’m trading, I take a break and it’s 1% everyday, I decide to join the fun and it’s disgusting theta dog shit
My bag 7 bags are heavier everyday
best advice ever
i have a feeling we're going to 750, so calls it is
So do we call him “K-Dawg” or “KevWar” or like “KWAR” “Papa K”?
Tell me about it
I love sluts
I'm just gonna cash out and play online blackjack
If they have a successful launch tomorrow expect this to move back to $100+
or the actual most likely case: it kinda works but not as good as the AI company CEOs say it will. it boosts productivity for some workers, there is some job loss but it also creates new job categories that people transition into\n\nlike if you use it in daily life it's pretty clear to see that it is useful but it's pretty far from "replace all workers".
SPY closes around 754 I think\n\nSPCX will close at 700 (after several 5-1 splits)
So flat so boring
Imagine being an oil bull
C'mon I'm getting blue balls over here
Don’t forget millions of Elon haters piling into poots. They double dipping their profits all the way up.
The 1% of bers right time right place will 100x their money and gloat for the next 10 years
There's power in space, but the cooling and solar radiation would destroy GPU workloads as they currently exist.\n\nNow maybe they're going to make a B200 out of vacuum tubes...someone Xcrete this genius idea at Musky
There’s no reason for anything but a giant pump today.\n\nStop selling things. Instead, buy things.
WDC is on a roll, STX too but less
Text a married ex and tell her you wanna work on things
i would buy after tomorrow fed decision since if Warsh is too hawkish, GLD will drop. Idk if he will since he is orange's boy, but there is a chance.
Bro, I’m sorry 😭 I hate seeing people struggle. I hope we all make it. I can promise you that I did not make $800,000 overnight. I was very poor once., I just gambled everything I had and got lucky 🙏❤️
Crazy isn't it - strangers on reddit assured you it would've crashed by now
6/17 750p are being a little bitch
I’ve heard Wendy’s hires old people, so don’t worry
Strait is clopen
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Welp I was up about $7k for the year a few weeks ago but about to turn red unless space stocks suddenly turn around before my options expire on Thursday. \n\nOne dumb SPX trade just put me in a tailspin I haven't been able to get a single win out of since
🍿
Yeah man I got cooked down almost 30% gonna walk away and re group man
I can confirm this would be true
Puts on other stocks. Can't go tits up
I expect there will be some up and down for the first 8 months, there always is with IPO's. But once it crosses $300 I don't think it'll drop below $200 again for any real length of time.\n\nOn Friday I figured it would close at around $170 which it ended up a little under. I also expected it would take a full week to cross $200 which has already happened today. I figured a year for it to cross $400 which is probably a major underestimate at this point.
he sold puts which is bullish
geez so what happened?
Hopefully you see a decent return in about 10 years or so 🤷‍♂️
Giving us more buying opportunities.
Good choice.
stop slut shaming the whore moose
Yea I’m out of space x. Fun while it lasted
heres the recipe downies - \n\nQQQ has a 200ma resistance at 720. \n\nStay long, grab a couple puts at 730 or so spread across today and tomorrow. If you lose, your shares will carry you up, if you dont, those puts will be worth a few thousand at 720
If I have 800k to fuck around with, I’m definitely not gambling it in this market. wtf
G.O.A.T.
!remindme 2 weeks
that shit aint $500\n\n
Buy and hold???\n\nSmh you have literal dates on a calendar, they invented 2-3x leverage ETFs for this.
Idk when this guy bought but if you use your eyes and not just click the time filters you'll see BE dropped to $230 last week.
Historically I would rather have Warren Buffetts position than some Elizabeth Holmes blue sky billionaire that falls apart once people realize you're just an overly persistent idiot trying to force engineers and scientists to conjure up your fantasy land
well played
Spaghetti Oh’sss
Guy above me is gay
No because \n\nThe price is set by…. The buyer lol \nSmall public float \nNo bank will give value of a large portion of shares based on micro public float price\n\nSure if we hit 100% of public shares being released and stock price survives that maybe but not for substantial sums
Spy is stuck at 752.50
bloomberg discussion is wild right now, anyone listening to this?
spcx ruining the market. no volume no fun
Honestly, today feels like a theta day.
I have a good job, in fact im at it now
this is the best bers can do after an all night blood ritual?
Not selling on that MSFT pump a couple of weeks ago is going to haunt me for the rest of my life
Proof or ban
The market makers thank you for your donation. They're also thanking me for mine.
I'm a bot\n\nBleep bloop
not with the news we have tomorrow looming
SPCQ and SPCL are where the degens are trading
BahahahahahhaahhahH omg what a fucking idiot
sell some and swap them for slop puts, spy will hold steady with its diversification
MU baby why you do that to me
puts at close going to print tomorrow
Did SpaceX buy Cursor so that they can vibe code their rockets? Calls.
It’s up 20-25x in the past year
250k extra to invest and poor in the same sentence..
Put $30 in your car gas tank and go drive around town looking for a job.
overtrading. ~~walking away~~ going for a ride ffs.
500 is too cheap to. this shit sailing to 1million
SPY Calls 1DTE
AVGO 09/18 500C
All in on the IPO then sell two days in
Its gonna keep going up until you buy some
Nope
🤝
Not direction, direction and speed. \n\nBeing speedily wrong is not as bad compared to being slow and correct, and fast & correct doesn't really yield much unless you were there before the volatility. \n\nSo the lament would more be like: why won't this horse run in the right direction and run faster than everyone else
Damn I made money from puts for the first time ever. Only took 2 years
i swear reddit never disappoints
yep
Just wait for SPCX to burst so the money will flow back into all the other space stocks RKLB ASTS FLY
yeah, in about 6 months
float so low maybe? also institutions control like 90% of money. there is never a risk for them since they already own all the money
is everyone having a good time?
Can they sell puts on their own share holding to lock in some gains before the lockup expires?
TIMES UP!
PowerPoint isn’t the future of AI dawg
got $900 to yolo, any ideas\n\n
haha rockets go brrrr
Should I use my power for evil? Anytime I buy an individual stock even if it looks like a sure thing it quickly goes down a lot. I'm at 100% success rate. So should I buy $100 worth of SpaceX stock Just so the Price of the stock goes into free fall?
$40
I had 2spcx puts will it print ?
Spcx might surpass nvda at this rate
That’s more than I made
Just one fucking boat makes it through the straight and we are going straight to 800
... K.
Not good holding INTU, ADBE, CRM as well
NBIS better get in now
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As a reminder, Elon could sell 7x the entire public float and still have 51% voting control of the company\n\nthis is a historic moment in time when we have a calendar for how mechanics similar to a short squeeze are going to unfold. We buy and hold, the passive funds are forced to chase shares ever higher, then it all goes splat as speculators cash out and lockups expire and the supply starts to flood the demand.
Bro why
Can the pump hold for more a minute
If this Vs back to open I’ll do whatever the ppl below me says
everything and everybody is recommending $NOW. I fest for my calls
I’m on TQQQ go big or go homeless
Got 10%. Thanks bro
I’m a bot but I have a pp
Western digital has been flying under the radar I haven't seen anyone mention it it's up 35% the last 5 days
Come on get that money.
I think the next big thing could be robots. With advancements in generalization learning, and if there are breakthroughs in sensors as well, then problems related to physical friction and other interactions between robots and their environment can be solved. Robots could become a truly transformative industry. Similarly, virtual reality, 3D printing could also be transformative industries. But for VR and 3D printing, we need to find companies that are truly specialized in these areas in the U.S. stock market. Many such companies might be found in the Chinese market, but the Chinese market isn’t necessarily a suitable place for investment.
What are those news? And why are all in caps?
Metals have been heading lower because we have the concept of mining asteroids in space.
Biggest scam in the history of stock industry.
!Banbet Sofi $20 1week
SPCX is making the market fucking boring. Fuck that stock
300 incoming. The float is so tiny. Stop look at valuation and watch the float\n\nImagine I create a million shares for $1 each. Valuation is 1 million. But I only float 1 share, which sells for $2. The valuation now 2 million. But not really. This is what’s happening. SPCX can run up until the shares unlock
mu a shit
thats when u resolve to market order and watch ur shit sell for 50% less than expected
Sometimes I wish I had money like this but then if I gotta be stupid to have it then no thanks. OP, 3% ain't shit. Like someone else mentioned, they're the most valuable company in the world. Look at some fuckin charts ffs and just know that it might return to the $200 level which is it's hard support and where you should've bought last week.
That'll be $7.24
I never said they didn’t increase their cost. Just they are scaling their revenue a bunch so they can afford higher spend.
Im loading up on puts for August. The rug pull on this is going to be biblical
Fuck off
80 by mid january
sir, this is a casino.
Nasa hasnt been able to do a space launch in over a decade without space x. It doesnt matter whos in charge. Plus Elon can just go work for china and any us politician knows that.
Alright qqq bols here’s ya pump.
spcx has what market makers love: endless narrative possibilities basically. from ai, to space exploration, computing, satelites, infrastructure etc etc. basically a tech empire, pe or technical data doesnt matter when you have this kind of story
Do they have a “clap” sign at the SNAP event. They are all so out of place lol
first trillion is the hardest
it's not about worth, it's about allocating unspendable money for extremely rich people and corporations. Same as the AI bubble.
those dont explode anymore
$1 trillion sure can buy a lot of bots
I bought in after the spike. I kissed my $1200 and hit buy. If the market is going to be retarded, I might as well be too.
Oh this guy again
theres a giant gap from 478 on the 1D chart\n\nyou have downs syndrome if you dont think theres any upside.\n\nedit: mans got so mad he wrote fuck off then deleted his comments looool
Look Mr Market, I don’t care which way you go, just fucking do something.
Lmao ok “the tradesman,” drop some receipts then. What plays you on and what size, or is this just pre‑loss copium in advance 😂
I am legitimately considering Anthropic but trying to figure out how to go about it and not get hosed
Could someone explain why Spcx keeps going up, even if wsb is hyped aren't we peons in the grand scheme of things, are institutions actually betting big ? They have that kind of risk appetite?
Definitely won't come back to bite you!
250k and poor people in the same sentence.
What price should I buy SPCX at? $180?
How much loss on MSFT?
I just bought 1 stock, enjoy the crash fellas.
Why not s&p500 😭
I mean, they still have 2/4 weeks before selling without sanctions
Yeh, Gemini says it's about 3.5T $100 bills ... so just use $50 bills and it's about right.
You must have read 《Three-Body: Dark Forest》, written by Chinese science fiction author Liu Cixin.
Rapist bear
Buying even more MU
How much of the port are we talking about
thats never gonna happen, this isn't blue origin
#It's so fucking annoying when your options go up, you want to take a profit but the fucking order won't fill no matter what LMAO🤌
they are no elon musk tho, be careful
LMAO sure bud
you know the WSB rules on screenshot unrealized gainz LMFAO\n\n
Is GLD cooked? Or still worth buying some Aug/Sept 400 calls to hedge over the summer?
yesterday was nice, why not have yesterday today?
Lame. It was lame yesterday, and its lame today.
Ya another thread is what is needed here. \n\nGood call Op
It was buy in the first 5 minutes and sell in the first hour 🤷‍♂️
And OP'll hold til $185
Duh. That's the early retirement trifecta.
QQQ pricing on par and matches or go above SPY wen?
For no reason at all...shit will start moving at like 140ish pm.
Picked up my son from preschool and his playmate was telling him to invest in $NOW. Top indicator?
Is 755 back on the menu?
No its great
Right after I get stopped out.
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they don't make the money until they sell and a lot could happen between now and their lockup expiry
this fucking market is so god damn boring \n\nits just waiting for 6 hours to see which way they move it
This volume blows
or a green one
I bet this will go up to 500 and then crash to 300 repeatedly. Still way above ipo and current price\n\nOfc my bet is small barely 50@166 but yeah
What are they solving to save humanity?
I put too much into NOW.
do people not understand how stocks work? This is just regarded, the most regarded of regards. I really feel sad for you buddy
Fake news
Cheaper than what was priced in 1 month ago
Is war back on the menu or are we just profit taking on memory stocks
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$500 price target!!
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SPCX has taught me that I’m going all in on openAI and anthropic IPOs
This will only drop further into close
Already up 60%, stop loss set to 25% profits.
# There's a spacex Falcon 9 launch set for tomorrow june 17 at 2am-4am. If it turns out to be a firework puts gonna print BIGLY
Get ready to meet ur wife boyfriend
It doesn’t have that much upside
hyperscalers dumping but neoclouds pumping\n\ni am drowning in logic over here
or maybe predict the future
I’m getting real fucking tired of SPY theta fucking me to completion almost daily man
Candle straight to 250 more likely
**No Active BanBet**
I think we’re better off flipping a coin
Not until the index fund bag holders are forced to buy in.
100% shits a 20% machine
!banbet
Too stretchy. Probably not going to hit.
what no way im shocked
Wtf is going on?? The president said stonks only should go up!
I actually entered at IPO for $250,000 worth of shares and got 6 shares instead because RobbingTheHood doesn’t favor poor people. So then I had to wire $800,000 into Webull which was frozen because my bank thought someone other than me initiated that wire and it was a whole cluster fuck situation, so now I’m late to the party. Funds cleared this morning and I was able to buy.
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I don't understand it at all. Same goes for MSTR and Michael Saylors whole stratgey, he keep getting 100mm rounds of cash somehow lol..... And this multi trillion company? I understand nothing.
Hold on let me try something\n\n>IRAN ANNOUNCES VICTORY, SEIZES ALL MAJOR PERSIAN GULF COASTAL AREAS \nISRAELI PRIME MINISTER SEEN FLEEING TEL AVIV \nPRESIDENT TRUMP CONFIRMS ICBMS LOADED WITH NUCLEAR WARHEADS EN ROUTE TO KHARG ISLAND\n\nThere you go now you can retire on those puts
Hmmm are metal lows in after all? 🤔\n\nPlease someone deep in the space give me a hint 🙏😭
Profit taking
I'm still not falling for it though
Imagine in the greatest bull market in history you’re bag holding fucking… Figma.
Spy wants 751 but doesn’t know it
Gonna look real suspicious if oil bounces back up after the fed meeting
What you do is apply for work somewhere, get hired, work there, put money into a 401k and getting paid weekly. Then one day after like 30 years, you just leave like it never happened.
I made money today. Time to get a vanilla Frosty
I can feel it. He is with us . Please my lord shrek show your precious dck
Very dumb move. You’re a gambler not an investor.
Just went on lunch break, checked the market, and wtf. What had happened?
https://preview.redd.it/shoi43xago7h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=794ad32039bfb2171d50cce4b9014f0a42ce561d\n\n \nThis is a bug
It should be higher
its a buy what else is there to say
Bears type like bulls buy calls everyday instead of buying leaps and 14 dtes. Like ya keep making fun of me for having SanDick calls I bought 2 months ago
Just wait until it gets dumped on the index fund bagholders!
😆
It’s almost impressive how often I am wrong
Talk to the manager
nah, bulls can hold and win in the end. autistic bers gonna be stuck counting chromosomes instead of money no matter what
War back off the menu
I'm already done with my trade today 7545p @ 6.00 sold them for 15.50
Because Sandisk and micron are far better
Who's we?
I mean it made the 22k employees there millionaires, made .7 Trillion in less than a week, seems like it's going pretty well
QQQ why just whyyy??
Elon adding another 100B to his net worth like it's nbd when that's like adding Buffets entire amount of wealth in 1 day.
Just one Word...#Greed
And it's likely going to go a lot higher before it goes a lot lower\n\nThis is market mechanics and front running the indexes, indexes having to buy before any lockup expiries — not people actually saying this company should be worth more than Microsoft or Amazon
Oh look at that …. war back on the menu ….
Feels like time has legit frozen, theta is killing everything
SPY snooze fest
tomorrow mango is going to announce a nothing burger and the market will theta raygun both bers and bulls
I should’ve taken profit soon as I hit 20%. It’s chop days like this where i lose
Where are those people who wanted nothing to do with Elon when he was campaigning for trump and now putting their life savings into SPCX
I know, it's like either go down or up, fuck. Both calls and puts are down cause whenever I bought one, it went the other way, but just enough that I don't make a profit
Gotta follow the trend
Ah... thanks, yes this explains it.
Thanks to you (and people like you), Elon's gonna be a multi-trillionaire soon. Then roundtrips back to just a regular billionaire.
I just bought some in my Roth IRA as well so he doesn't feel alone. $500 price target.
its not that cheap lol
UH-OH…
Calls on maintenance
New Netflix documentary - How to Deflate a Giant - Microsoft
You and everyone upvoting you have horrible reading comprehension
WDC is up 40% in the past week
Bad bot 🤖
I’ll look into this. Thanks for the tip on earnings 🫶🤟
/remindme 5 weeks
🥭 we need a little truth social post rn . just a lil one to get a lil pump goin
Why is pltr going up when spy is down scam market. My puts appear to be cooked
Best Plan Ever
Not impossible
fuck the top is in
What a mad meme, thank you sir.
And you're going to want the 3x leverage UltiMax Bag Holder ETF
Anything below +20% is now considered a dip for SPCX
This is simply not true markets do care at some point. If the government didnt matter then why is government risk a metric that is measured
If he's wrong they should put him under the next rocket launch like a modern day witch
You’d have to wait until it’s worth $5 trillion to double your money. Hard pass. I’ll a wait a year once everyone starts dumping it.
It will come back
Just pick a number, whatever feels good for folks. \n\n$3 trillion? Why not $10?
A company burning money faster than their Kerosene driven Falcon's. Prayers for that Mars Colony, any volunteers??
I can never get the direction right to save my fucking life
berkshire could unironically outperform spy for years just using that huge cash to pump spcx
Fortune favors the bold
no v
MM are trying to artificially suppress spcx price.
can someone with a monkey brain explain how space x is worth more then amazon?
Sorry guys I have calls and puts $1 up and down, so this market ain't going nowhere until I sell.
😂😂😂😂🤎
It’s possible you can be in the same tax brackets or even in a lower one in retirement and have more in taxable income if they undo the Trump tax cuts. This is what I’m hedging against.\n\nTake a look at the income tax brackets change from 2017 and 2018. Imagine if that was reversed later on.
Yes. They are regarded.
Legit feels like nothing is moving at all, theta has frozen about everything
SPCX: PURCHASING 1 TRILLION IN COMPANIES \n\nMARKET: HOW YOU GONNA PAY?\n\nSPCX: WE ISSUE STOCK WHILE WE ARE WILDY OVERVALUED\n\nMARKET: MAKES SENSE
yeah, one can dream
Cheaper than 300
GM now a contract manufacturer for Lockheed Martin.
Put a stop loss in at 195. Sell at 250-300
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Just gimme a quick dip under 752 so i can leave the casino
Just remember bolz, you are someone’s exit liquidity lmao.\n\nCalls it is.
Nobody talking about AVGO
SPY IS A PEACOCK, YOU GOTTA LET IT FLY
This market is giving me whiplash
Vaccine chip neural communication
Aapl is such a bitch
Market is testing bull’s faith
Either this is the local bottom or qqq goes to 720
cashing in on that initial pump post ipo i see
So was the OG poster. I’m sad it was removed… I was hoping we could get a string of mommas buying SpaceX IPO 😂
This advice should be arrestable
Im able to do more with cursor than claude with its 5 hour window. 😆 beside, I use opus on both. 😂
500 trillion market cap? 5 times the GDP of planet earth lmfao
scam SPX dump needs to stop
Im already elbow deep in spy puts
Look at tesla and compare it to other car companies worth and revenue, all of his companies are houses of cards.
!remindme 1 year
This is digital & financial water boarding. Holy fucking hell
Yeah I'm buying back in with the profit tomorrow too. It's a way to skim the top. At some point tomorrow it might be up 15% and then I'll sell the third again. It'll drop down again from 15% almost guaranteed, so I can buy back in at a discount (probably during off hours). Then I'll put the profit into other stocks.
Cya
Am I the only one who thinks price is just stalling until tomorrow for the Fed?\n\nKinda looking like it's gonna fall off a cliff tomorrow.
TSLA and space x are the safest spots in the market. There’s too much future hype for them to go down more than 5-10%. You would be brain dead not to buy the future
Pls let it happen
Doink
My brother in christ....thats called building a new pc
Imagine one candle strait to 160 on SPCX
# Nahh mf's be out here in BROAD DAYLIGHT owning MSFT
I spy a breakeven price
is the market stuck
Hpe died after earnings
That is only 1/20th of what it is actually worth now that they bought Cursor.
😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I should’ve known better than to buy within the first 15 minutes
Is Sofi good ???
Omg lmao 🥭 isnt releasing the mou because he realizes all the people hes having dinner with (g7 summit) are gonna have to pay "fees" to get their oil now. If you guys think oil is just gonna chill after that lmao yall silly as shit. Bro is having lunch with the people hes about to tell "I shit in the food" lmao
Elon Musk got that Midas Touch
How are they so effective at shaking me out both directions and tanking when I hold
what you should do is buy microsoft puts
Well, that's happening all around the world. We are driving away our allies..
i‘m probably the only mofo losing money with spcx\n\nfomod and panic sold\n\n\-3k so far
The Koreans are getting their house taken by the bank later because of MU I doubt they gonna help
Set your stop loss and hold onto your nuts dumbass
I thought my spy puts would be worthless today lmao
As is your mom
It wants to dump so bad to 751.20
Reminder market cap literally doesn’t fucking matter for an IPO.
!banbet SPY 657 4H
RemindMe! June 1, 2027
It says 100%
Never at this point
I think, if you have more money in stocks and stuff, they give you more. So a millionaire will get more shares alloted than someone with 5k worth
Scroll up dumbass. The whole point of OP (which was wrong and he has since admitted) is that.noboduxwas buying. That's idiotic.\n\nThe conversation was not about internal grok demand. Damn you're slow
SpaceX is now the 5th largest market cap in the world
https://preview.redd.it/zkja6ocofo7h1.jpeg?width=1043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d745344d5a4501e7bdb139a21a36f63f5818df1f
Half cash, half cock
"if you want to be taken seriously as a software company, dont make an e-mail client that takes 12 seconds to open an e-mail". Literally shittier than 1992. Analysis done.
Buying puts.
mine are too
i thought next week cons would move slower, nope might aswell buy 0dtes
Not yet, but I think SpaceX is.
I have calls and puts for today so the market hasn't moved in hours.
Mr. Burns: "ah yes, I'd trade it all for a little more."
Pre-FOMC theta cucked.
Seems so 🤷\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2066907902695084217
Sub 60k bitcoin this week easily .
Too many bull posting spcx so I may need to sell it soon lol
# 1 Market cap soon
Algo so far keeping it in tight range 735.40 - 734.10
Fuck them. I upgraded my motherboard and cpu and they made me buy another windows ☹️
Employ rapists, pedophiles, and criminals: I can hold my nose.\n\nKill Double Fine and Ninja Theory: I hope MSFT goes to $0.
We are on the brink of a bear extinction-level event
There isn’t literally 2.86T dollars invested in SPCX right now, despite that being their market cap. Accept that you’re wrong, maybe?
I shoulda just took my 100% and went about my day
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I mean, that’s three years of retirement right there
Only the best. Sorry you missed out.
Green days are illegal! LMAO
NOW bag holders, how’s it going? That pump a few weeks back was the once per year jawn
Qqq it is
Why GOOGL pump and dump today?
SPCX is a better buy and hold than SPY today LMAO
SPCX to buy Msft to ensure outlook works in/for space. \n\nElse.. another alternative to outlook will replace this dinosaur software.
I got calls and puts so it won't move or down today.
Just do yourself a favor and remove this dog shit from your watchlist
10k comments in the daily thread before power hour . . . A little jittery in here\n\nThe tards doth protest too much . . .
The guh moment was the distinctive turn in quality. Nothing has come remotely close to that since
koreans please show mercy
On chop like this, waiting for large red candles and buying calls at the bottom, selling as the candle get's eaten back up. Looking at 0DTE 752 calls now at 1.05
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I'm Not touching tsla stock till later this year, cause this shit ain't gonna go up much till then, more likely dumps into the 300's as market pulls back after AUG and then I buy for the end of year merger play
Buy high and sell low isn’t my favorite strategy, you are only down like 3.5%- personally I would give it a a bit more time for your thesis to play out
All SaaS stocks such as INTU, ADBE, CRM, etc I’m cooked
this is the way
Yea I got 120 for 7/18
way down
EMERGENCY RAYE CUT .5 Bps
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You are fucked
wasn't the ipo oversubscribed and everyone got barely alloted a partial part of the full request? how did he manage to convince his broker for 70000 shares?
ROFL who bought btc at 67k yesterday? here is your clown mask
i am loving all these microslop comments
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Guh
why not going for August exp? The price isn't much different for a 100c (I assume) and you get to play earnings on top
This is beyond stupid and pathetic. Jesus christ
You got me good! 😂
Space X has been largely calm and quiet today considering half the entire float has been traded by lunch time
Covering existing debt
idk bro
I have a great life brother thank you. Just made 50% roi in 2 days sold half and letting the other half ride 🚀. Its just fun coupons to me..I already made it. Sorry you missed the boat 🐑
Can anyone share a platform where I can buy?
.........not lol
Is this a double top
another day free money shorting btc
Fuck it gonna all in on SPCH
Why am I still holding $MSFT ?
Market is such a joke bro
MSFT should burn for the sole reason it tried to shove copilot down our throats
Nah, oil spike was transitory
I fucking hate MSFT so much
Where is QQQ heading
Index funds going full buy next werk
Waiting for the squeeze on the index etf’s as they try to get in with so little float, institution’s can’t sell (and miss - fomo)and retail who won’t sell! 🚀🚀🚀
I’ll buy it if I triple my money
if you look at MSFT 5 year chart, you can see it's been trading the same, flattish style for years
Where’s the 1 pm V 😡
735.40 - 734.10
The entire system is a corrupt enterprise. Same as always.
I am a shell of a man
My smart ass idea to buy FIG at 18.50 was not very smart. So I am just an ass now
Who can buy options and put their phone down? Not me.
its not profitable yet, so there will be dilution somewhere in the next year
🤯 it all makes sense why all the block trades reported by CME were on oil futures yesterday. \n\nThose fuckers let us pump SPX/NDX so they could use us as exit liquidity.
When the brainwashed call others brainwashed
is axios dead
rocket go up.
It will be $420.69 very soon!
Is the peace deal in the room with us right now?
Come back in early December.
Too big to fail means it takes everything down with it as it's so massive and integrated with the economy at large it takes too much down with it.\n\nSPCX revenue wise is around Dollar Tree and most of it is from circulating things to itself from other Musk businesses and circle berk money. SPCX could dissappear tomorrow and beyond a bunch of people losing money it wouldn't effect the economy much.
They deserve what they get for killing Double Fine.
Pre IPO sounds like a better idea
Need a +3% tweet
damn TIL Freddie Mercury was gay
One thing I learned from the spcx ipo is I truly don't know shit about fuck
Elon's balls are getting marinated in your mouth
Buy high, sell higher
SPY does not want to stay below $752.50. But it'd be really nice if it did ...
ServiceNow bag holders. How cooked are we?
Just fyi space x has no capable self landing rocket that can reach orbit itself
HODL
right thing to do
>First big drop won't be until after first earnings imo \n\nFirst big drop comes when insiders can sell. \n\nThe very second the rug can be pulled, it will be.
This is why I keep coming back
At this point, the amount of bag holders on MSFT (incl me) is just insane. Management needs to come out and get this shit under control.
and then wait until Korea starts buying tonight!
Which ones ?
Msft for the win!
You could have gotten IPO shares at $135, you had to request from ur broker
Wild how people Reddit still think they’re financially smarter the musk just bc they dislike him
APLD got that retard strength
MSFT gets punished by markets for being passed by SPCX, yep totally logically markets right fellas? /s
All in the full $37.91 in SPCX. Fuck the moon we're going to Mars baby!
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SPCX MORE VALUABLE
Spy down .2% and half this chat getting margin called
250
This has to be the slowest 2 days of market since Christmas, and one of those days it was closed
Haha this isn’t real. No way someone did this.
Never if you’re after the best returns
what a revelation
Dont care im loading up on ASTS
Did you make sure to like his IG posts today too?
Can’t wait to see the generational bag holders this will create.
I bet we have more FOMO to \nCome
What’s your set up?
Rug pull rug pull rug pull rug
100% and I can retire
Put a stop loss in.
Donate it to autism charity
Idk if i evwr bought an option that ended in the money. I dont even buy that much out of money. For spy i usually buy 0.3% otm. It is actually impressive
Jesus
SPCX calls and chill
my firast thought: whAT WOULd Nana say??
The one day I don’t go ape shit with puts and go with calls
If you want to make money there’s way better options than Google
Stuck on a commercial on Prime. Too cheap to pay $2.99 for ad free.
!remindme 2 weeks
bruh i am completely ruined if i ever have to actually work for a living. can't go back to that shit.
Ayo!
I get that its trading at 2030 projections and this is purely based on Musks "trust me bro" Math and expectation. \n\nSo you believe that their revenue will grow from $18.67B today to $1 trillion by 2030?
its actually over this time
The valuation is out of wack due to the tiny float.
Yup. Had my port tied up in other options, made profit on those and now I did a few Intel monthly calls on the dip today
Nobody can reply to this comment without getting banned for violence.
I swear you were moving to the boonies of Oklahoma to live a simple life…
but the stock opened at 160 or something?
Tomorrow is fed speaking?
Im gonna start investing in rare whiskey i dont even drink then sell that shit to retards later.
The downfall of MSFT will be studied for generations
i feel you...
Not all stocks are red bro
oh right.. i fuking forgot this week is the triple witching week again.. i.e. the indexes tend to go bearish.
I pick the worst days to trade and roll with my bias
About to be a car company soon too
🗣️
only posted this
Jake Paul (@jakepaul) on X
My SpaceX public position Congrats to @elonmusk & @JaredBirchall Have been supporting through the private rounds but excited to dive deeper into the ipo ...
(https://x.com/jakepaul/status/2065478133483028967)
Just buy 1 call and 1 put at open, one will prob print
It’s not ogre yet
Lol The stock market has always been a pyramid scheme, modern finance is a pyramid scheme.\n\nAs karl marx once said “It’s just money, it’s made up, pieces of paper with pictures on it so we don’t kill each other”
SPY gunning for 760
$762 tmr
I feel like taking the L and going to sleep 😴
Real funny market. Time for a V.
As soon as you short space x you know they are going to announce they have invented faster than light travel
Come on! Create a new low of the day
She’s hot af I swear it’s always the 300-lb redditors sayin this type shit
you're not in the right sub
NAPTIME
That is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen on this sub. Why don’t you just Venmo me $100k and I’ll kick you in the nuts and give you a tax write off.
Part of living in the American capitalistic society my guy. It get better, pretty soon it will even feel good.
Kinda crazy how oil is near pre war levels
This is actually believable and wholesome
Gooner class sensibilities.
Microslop Windon't
The whole data centers is space is as stupid as it sounds for one simple issue. Insulation.\n\nUnless you are planning to have servers in the vaccuum no heat exchange will happen with the outside.
As dumb as it gets here
Ewww
I have a sneaking suspicion that we might just end this day red...
damn, if that's the case...🍆💦
Your balls are in Elon's grasp
Man it is kinda disappointing GOOG not holding above 370. I thought it finally cleared 370 after trying for so many days
It’s a good basket, if it’s green
so you didn't buy at 100-110 but now at 120-130?
i had a little bit of shit in pants this morning\n\nI could not hold it
stop loss is for the timid
Did he sell…
You’re thinking that the billion barrels of missed production and all the production scarring and time to normalize the straight matter. Yes I know what you’re talking about and it’s in reality correct. But markets literally do not care and governments will do everything to suppress prices. And they have won….
They got me in the wash cycle
"Spcx more valuable than msft!!" Well yeah msft doesnt have a starship
Not on that one - went green before the 5 min candle was done