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| *Hoe |
| The fk is a Nebius? |
| please RDDT another day like yesterday and I'm out |
| Helmet on and crayons up |
| It’s St Patrick’s day red is ILLEGAL. |
| Gilbert Godfrey |
| Spy is either going to 700 or 0 today, no in between. Which seems more likely? 🤔 |
| 50k back on the menu boys!!! |
| Nah. Just a normal day with “no news” except “oil still high, Iran war continues” |
| Told you. Buy buy buy |
| god no |
| alexa you know what to play |
| SPY about to dip right at open. |
| Calls on everything |
| What’s the play this morning |
| Market is moving without knowing where to go. |
| Is there a single positive piece of news for this pump? |
| pubes |
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| sold my calls yesterday, so if you're still a ber, thats your sign to abandon ship |
| Market hella strong |
| Short oil at open while bessent is working. Go long in the evening when he clocks out. |
| Bush |
| !banbet SPY -3% 1D |
| ALGOS warming up with some german techno ready to take your money. Good luck everyone. |
| IREN wtf |
| People who buy puts are always angry |
| Fun? |
| Lol just wait. |
| 😎🐻🇺🇸🐻 |
| pump means nothing until it means something.\n\nyou sound like you've been "charting" for 7 months on Thinkorswim. |
| It’s just a matter of time |
| It's green so it doesn't get pinched in the shillelagh |
| ava addams still going strong |
| Oil prices are coming back down? |
| Good luck today kids |
| I think the war's over guys. time to "liberate" greenland now |
| is this a rug or are we in on calls today? |
| Stocks up today as the aliens agree to give U.S. tech companies access to alien computer chip technology. |
| *lonely pablo escobar meme.jpg* |
| Listen if you want to bet against my Patron Saint you can go ahead and do it but I want to see positions so I can virtually mock you |
| Should I buy some lotto 700 eod calls 🤣🤣🤣 |
| open !! SELL |
| Nvidia Expects to Make $1 Trillion From AI Chips Through 2027.\n\nThat is sick. The entire global semiconductor market was valued at roughly $600 billion in 2024. |
| Oil gonna dump so hard tomorrow |
| They live in Lebanon pump working as planned |
| Deez nutz |
| Come on MSFT. Do something |
| its not gay if just the tips touch |
| Reminder:\n\nDuring WW2, American headlines were full of deception, never including decisive events until after the fact. \n\nJust endless broadsides like “Hitting them Hard in the Pacific!” and “Sinking German Subs in the Atlantic!”\n\nSince the war was won by us, we tend to conflate the press as free and accurate. It wasn’t. \n\nThere is actually a large body of work that argues that Western liberal societies profited immensely during the wars of the 20th century because they were particularly good at creating content in their societies that generated mass lies, hysteria, and confusion / Compliance. |
| I did a banbet and nobody cared |
| When RED candle? You all really believe it’s back to ripping everyday now? 😂 |
| Happy birthday to me! 🎂🎈 🎉 |
| Netanyahu leaked to the Israelis that the war would last a year |
| This is actually dumb enough to work flawlessly…I’m in! |
| Well when everything on the East Coast wants to close at midnight, and On the West shit wants to stay open until dawn ... |
| I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you. |
| Ah bears are totally smoked! |
| Short the rips n long the dips |
| I'm really really bad at this |
| Getting ready to sell puts at loss |
| good day to sell it all, imho |
| Back in bed champ. You need a day off |
| Why do people mess with this stock at all? |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| So in other words he was wrong for decades and then eventually was right?\n\nMichael Burry likes your take on right/wrong. \n\n“I may have been early, but I am not wrong.” |
| I guess Trump was right. War in Iran didn’t hurt the economy and oil prices coming back down. |
| SPY or NVDA |
| i dont even know what im looking at |
| OPEN THE CASINO |
| Suffocation, no green |
| Bers R F _ _ |
| what do you suggest trimming today? |
| Good morning. How do I wake up 5 min before open everytime? |
| EWT puts cause March-April is the best time for Chyna to invade Taiwan. Murican forces proved to be clueless, also they are a bit busy as of now |
| Think of how many chips we could sell them. |
| we used two have two weeks of green with at best a single -0.2% day in between lmao. this market is something else |
| El risitas was the soul of this regarded community |
| Sucks that logic means NOTHING in this game. |
| Imagine buying puts on open |
| did PPI get leaked or something |
| I hope you’re right buddy. |
| someone has to keep pouring bottles of water into the ocean, otherwise how does the water get in there? |
| We might as well start every day with the Nasdaq up .30% seems like it’s this on repeat |
| Finna face rip to $120 |
| Cmon Mr market, gimme a good old fashioned little suck job |
| Priced in already |
| Yeah the news is Scott Bessent is ghey |
| be patient, indices have gone nowhere for 6 months, probably very little risk of keeping some cash for a bit instead to see if it dips lower |
| The great cope trade |
| Are you fucking serious… |
| If you are following me, be prepared to cover those long puts! |
| We used to be a proper sub, bring back the custom memes |
| Cake is usually better with candles 🙂 |
| USD down 0,3% SPY up 0,3%?\n\ncoincidence. |
| DVLT gonna pump to the moon |
| Good boy |
| we could have an alien invasion and spy would be green |
| Crazy to think some of the people I talk to on here are probably heading to bed on the west coast when I’m waking up for the day(I get up fucking early) |
| Puts at open are going to create generational wealth today |
| Lol Bers |
| I don’t see how that could happen. It’s only up. |
| Buy puts at open. |
| no health without wealth though |
| Oh what a wonderful short opportunity at open |
| Spy and oil pumping at the same time nice |
| Well, it's the EU. Expected |
| Stocks will never crash. People have been saying it for years now. Everyone knows it’ll always bounce back, so it’s inherently depression proof.\n\nLook at how crazy earnings are even though we’re supposed to be in a bad economy. \n |
| 🐻🤣 |
| Ahhhh nope, can’t trick me this time Spy |
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| NBIS chapter 11 rumors beginning |
| time to panic sell puts for a loss |
| as a true American patriot I like fighting authority more than I like money. Money is just a happy accident in this case |
| \*Cope |
| Gay |
| Only half of this is true. |
| Dumpty dump fake green |
| Shit makes no fucking sense |
| will pump a bit more i think - then puts for sure |
| regard |
| I'm an idiot for buying MSFT puts yesterday. It's about to take off. |
| holy pump nuts |
| OKLO pamping |
| Or I could just DCA then.. |
| See... its stuff like this that is going to make everyone never trust the US stock market ever again. GG free returns, there is no guarantee of anything except SPY rapidly dropping back to 450 very soon. |
| The connections between your statements in this sentence are wonky |
| Bulls talk so much shit considering the market is still down weekly, monthly, ytd... |
| The bombs will keep falling until the files are completely forgotten. We were already way ahead of schedule in terms of new coverage of the files but they need to fully go away from memories. |
| I think it would be literally impossible for you to be more wrong. Like, you nailed wrongness dude! |
| The sad news for the bers. \n\nThe market can have, and has had in the past, weeks were every single day was green, one tiny 0.01% red and then back to green dildos. And nobody bats an eye. \n\n2 red days in a row, however, are illegal and punished by federal law. |
| Wish I had taken this yesterday... 5k in losses... |
| I thought they closed that Wendy’s near you |
| Why stop there 680 open |
| I did know Spirit had first class |
| Low key, I think 🥭 thought Iran was half the size it is and couldn't even find it on a map 😂 |
| Lil bro can’t add 1+2 smh |
| Don't give up hope! |
| There’s still 8 months and some days left… be the change you want to see in the world!!! |
| one man's ripping is another man's consolidation going nowhere. |
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| Spy calls at 9:45 for 10am pump |
| I missed this meme. How does this deflate the USD? |
| never dealt with it lol what are you talking about |
| Hood flat for a month. Choose a direction. |
| Surprised Pikachu face all around |
| Who? |
| Might as well open at 675 so we can immediately dump, amirite? |
| +1% for no reason. Lets goooo. But we still flat for months tho sad |
| The sub bout to be crunk as hell, off the chain, off the walls, goin absolutely nuts 🤑 |
| ez puts on open |
| In California their psychological level is like $12 |
| 6 minutes till ber r fuk |
| Yeah!!! We don’t hear the WEN 50+% drop out at the dumpster…. |
| Well my puts are fucked |
| Flexor? I hardly know her |
| went to bed with IWM down over 1% and now its up .5% what a joke |
| Imo it's just a dead cat bounce |
| If oils been pumping since janurary and the market has been flat since longer, maybe this really all is priced in. |
| # 700 spy |
| The Sand People are easily startled, but they will soon be back. And in greater numbers. |
| # JENSEN SAVED THE WORLD 🚀 🚀 🚀 |
| **🥭 sitting alone in the first coalition meeting**: "*They should be jumping to join my club*." |
| CALLING ALL JAN MICHAEL VINCENTS, CALLING ALL JAN MICHAEL VINCENTS |
| Same 😭😭🫂 |
| drink water and stretch your hip flexors |
| TV dinners are suddenly more appealing at 2 bucks a pop. Same shit. |
| Is there any news? What is haaaaaaappening? Lol - I mean, I like it - not a ghey bear... but still curious what is going on. Market is so random all the time |
| St Patty delivers? |
| The reality of this market is that if you have no balls to long overnight then you get no tendies |
| choppiest chop chop the market has ever chopped |
| It’s not rigged there’s just a significant level of collective delusion of the risks the entire global economy is facing right now |
| Ayoooooooooooo (me though) |
| Bears face the ultimate punishment of watching America prosper for the rest of their girlfriendless lives. |
| Literally buy calls, it’s ain’t hard folks |
| To give false hope to get more liquidity for the major rug pull they have planned tomorrow, or today, or Friday. |
| Health is wealth. |
| I hear you… it’s true I believe it. It’s difficult to do though … fate of a regard? |
| Eh decent odds. |
| I already covered my 454 purchase |
| makets go down "fucking stupid 🥭 scam"\n\nmarkets go up "fucking stupid scam pump"\n\nWSB in a nutshell. |
| on irish vibe \* |
| Someone needs to tell these fuckers a little bit goes a long ways. |
| My only regret in life is buying MU calls in december instead of september 💔 |
| i dunno id guess a little bideny, then maybe back to trump for a bit, eventually biden tomorrow tho i think |
| Bessent woke up, cracked his knuckles, and got right to work |
| So a tank or two of gas worth? |
| Metals are still low so theres that |
| Stop pumping premarket you fucking crooks. This is just gonna set it up to theta during market hours. Save some damn pump for us poors |
| GG BEARS, GO BACK TO THE CAVE NOW |
| Nvidia |
| I know why the market pumping. America can't control hormuz, gulf states think America can't protect them, they turn to China, they lose respect for U.S., sell it's debt. That will make Fed print money, stocks will rip higher. |
| how much. |
| Not for another hour 🤓☝️ |
| You wanted a correction? Instead we going to shrek dildo for no reason |
| Tax refunds shrugging off inflation. |
| They used PM to put NQ right into that weird wick/imbalance on the daily chart. You know what comes next |
| My port is green but heading to the dumpster anyway by force of habit |
| I'm sticking my tip in. Would be retarded to go balls deep imo. |
| Ho Lee Fuk |
| No it’s an excursion |
| you just gotta relax when there's all that pumping otherwise it will never open |
| Bears really thought there wouldn’t be a back to back Green Day 😂🤣 |
| where is Inida? The Caymens? |
| Oil and stocks are up? What is this sorcery? |
| Need to get my DOW 20000 hat |
| I love how USO pumps overnight and SPY dumps overnight, then USO gives back *some* of the pump while SPY gains back *all* of the dump and then some, so both can open green, apparently |
| It’s literally always on Wednesdays. |
| west coast is bad coast |
| Very concerning for ber anoos and puts 🫵🐻🤡 |
| 🤬 don’t u got work |
| Banbet |
| Bers not even talking back. LMAO |
| My puts are ready 😈😈😈 |
| Had been extremely difficult to find good trade and entry to make money for a day trade. |
| They mightve been eating babies but does anyone ACTUALLY care unless it was their own baby or a baby they knew? Nah. Same way they bomb schools and you dont flinch an eye. Same thing chat. All fake brownie points avengers pretending like they care |
| NVDA looks like its about to go |
| ah, good goy |
| Tax refunds so big no one cares |
| 9:22 here |
| let futures have pumps |
| what jump we've been consolidating here for weeks |
| GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET |
| looks like we're back to vibes based trading |
| In the downtrend the overnight jump means nothing, that’s what I’m saying. I bet you rely on vibes though |
| Dude, get to your high school geography class. |
| 6:22 am here checking in |
| This market is like Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber with his fingers in his ears to any neutral or bad news. This bubble pop will be brutal until then callsssss |
| 686 eod |
| SPY 680 EOD |
| time in the markets beats timing the markets. |
| this |
| I’m scared, excited and horny. Soon I will be depressed |
| Low volume pumpith to big volume dumpith. |
| we won the war the straight of america has been reopened |
| Fuck it, why not? |
| Ber are so dumb its ridiculous. |
| Same |
| The straight is open and tankers are flowing through because their military is demolished but we need help with escorting the tankers safely. |
| Yeah yeah, I'm on my second Guinness 4-pack. |
| Can also go higher.\n\nWild huh. Might go down, might go up. \n\nDefinitely to the right. |
| Gas prices here just below psychological $4 a gallon. Pitchforks come out soon. |
| Tomorrow bro 2pm est |
| starts today |
| cramer clearly boofing that ozempic. head looks very big compared to the neck. |
| Can you not fucking pump like this before open |
| How you know |
| If I still bought puts I'd be furious right now |
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| !banbet SPY 690 4d |
| 673,61 \* |
| at one point the market must move on from the war. Can’t deal with that forever |
| So that it's ready to fall when you buy calls. |
| And in your mind that’s just completely random? |
| buy high sell low |
| Love how bers will say the market is rigged to go up, and then buy puts right after. You buying puts isn't gonna make it any less rigged brochacho |
| it's not a stock for those that are impatient thats for sure |
| Is FOMC today or tomorrow? |
| 455 is so cursed. |
| Can still hit 675 and go lower after |
| I pulled out 30k at first week day after the war. Should I buy now? Shit I expected it to dump more, now it feels like it’s going to pump to the moon.. why the hell? |
| St. Patrick's day 🔥 |
| 6800? Looks like we might touch |
| Too much green in pre. Now we get theta day |
| Calls on butt |
| World is desensitized to everything. |
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| nice tale to tell yourself but it's obviously being pumped. we'll all be paying the bill for this plunge protection month in the years to come |
| long adobe and nvda |
| Vaseline is cheap |
| i only see bol celebrating tho, and bol are always the one celebrating too early |
| SPY pumping a percent off overnight lows on *checks notes* **vibes.** |
| Would |
| BER BUDDIES 💀 |
| What’s up with the jump? Any news? |
| sorry bb |
| I would never lend you money again. But amused for sure |
| Puts on NVDA at open = 5 bagger |
| Whoever sold calls, looks like you’re going to get fkd today 😂😂 |
| Any positive comments about America get downvoted so hard |
| Shittiest stock in the history of stocks. Ask me how I know |
| Flat with a bunch of boolshite till 3 PM EST tmrow.. probly |
| probaly not the time to be greedy, take the gainz and run? |
| Stopping by to read up on my deranged boys who think they can beat mango by longing oil |
| I had to pay the Chinese delivery guy with these back in high school. Couldn’t find the cash my dad left to pay for it. Guy who went to my school delivered the food. He then referred to me as the $1 coin dude. |
| I WANT VOLATILITY |
| Bers in disbelief |
| Is Kevin warsh gonna pump the markets like 2020? |
| So is the war over and oil dumps, dam it bessent |
| My NVDA puts gonna ruin my asshole |
| Don’t let all the is premarket green distract you from the fact that Tai Lung was never evil in Kung Fu Panda |
| Lulu earnings calls today, all the white becky's love yoga pants |
| MSFT |
| Same guy who fucked your mom (it was me) |
| I thought you weren’t gonna trade |
| Are we opening Trump or Biden? |
| If bers want to pay $10 for gas, I’d gladly sell to them |
| ewwwww |
| found a truth social guy |
| #700 EOD |
| finna be yet another one of those +1.5% days for no reason |
| early pump :O |
| MU face ripper today |
| Remember; if the hooker dies during sex the 2nd hour is free! |
| My 675 spy calls expired worthless yesterday |
| I can't believe the market is still only like 4% off all time highs. |
| who lit a fuse up SPY's ass lol |
| lmao you are the worst trader in history holy shit |
| Cocksuckers couldn't wait until open to scam pump 😩 |
| I missed the original post about $2 bills. Can someone explain it to me like I'm a 62-year-old woman who used to be pretty sharp but finds herself struggling some days? |
| Not going much higher before open |
| I mean why is the market ripping like this? |
| 680 then 700 u gay ber trade the Vibez 🤙 |
| You're talking about the US right? |
| Kraken robotics with another nice contract today! |
| I appreciate unh going up |
| Seemingly high. That VIX crush is comically stupid. |
| I mean, does the strait closure cause issues with the global economy or not?! I guess not. |
| I'm white |
| https://preview.redd.it/tkiyrr0vvlpg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68d23e8c540b7bdf2afb4d45e48276f9ab92e3c9 |
| THIS MARKET IS PISSIN ME OFF |
| How is ORCL red even today what the fucking fuck 🤬🤬🤬🤬 |
| NVDA. Why bet against the market maker |
| I’ve been on this train since 41. Not very painful. |
| Bessent just give me a shot I'll send oil straight down to 70 |
| Hahaha ber 🫵😛 |
| I spotted the Iranian in the sub guys! |
| very high its manipulation by government |
| Call me Joe cuz I am sleepy |
| Let him cook |
| Every day we are one day closer to the end of the conflict. Bullish! |
| Any news from the Vix short guy ? |
| what war, its an operation |
| No he had the SNL writers help him |
| DUM BER CELEBRATED EARLY AGAIN.\n\nNow we get to see them cope, again. |
| If making snakes disappear is all it takes, I should have been sainted a long time ago |
| 0 |
| we all know how to prevent it but i want to take the dumb money just like the ultra rich |
| Anyone got a terminal in the ME to see what the oil is actually being bought/sold for |
| VIBE |
| Gay bears talking about rug pull already. stfu 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Ber assblasted AGAIN |
| gap fill to $673.50 den...puts? |
| My friend got a BJ with the $40 I gave him to get a lap dance. Good times. |
| has anyone visited the r/playboycarti sub that shit is funny af |
| Fucking little green leprechauns out in full force today. |
| temporary trump market before back to biden market unfortunately |
| Looks like anyone can create and post fake headlines on X. |
| Going to the same movie the rest of you life. Uh no thanks |
| So, midget porn. Got it. |
| Trump has been saying war will be over " soon " for past two weeks. I reckon it'll be " over " in maybe two weeks more |
| Like most things, it can until suddenly it can’t |
| Strippers hate this one simple trick |
| Than innocent people will die. |
| 🤔🤔🤔\n✍️✍️✍️ |
| One pos country using propaganda has a 1 year regime and the other has a 50 year regime |
| sorry about your small peepee 🙁 |
| All right retards odds this sticks? |
| Cum*\n\nGuh* |
| Green for st patricks, how poetic |
| I pussied out on nbis puts yesterday 🙁 |
| # Google Cloud, Nvidia unveil fractional GPUs and deeper AI partnership at GTC 2026 |
| The Great St. Patatrick's Day rug pull is about to commence. |
| Nbis puts was da move |
| Easy come. Easy go\n\n |
| Errrr. Ok |
| He was asking for that when naming it epic fury |
| War hype seems to be dying, like 2 weeks have passed. Nobody even care anymore |
| Can NVDA break $200 today? |
| A tad. Only a tad |
| is the war over? |
| Win is a win |
| That is why you don't hold a job, so you get taxed like a poor on your short term gains. Also make sure to not be too good and only make like 70k a year. |
| Shutup chat |
| What if the targets are military targets and they land on civilian ones instead? Like a girls schoool? |
| Did you make this up urself? |
| Ask yourself why would they lie about the strait traffic? It’s to prop shit up short term for their friends to get out |
| 👍🏻 |
| I want this shit to end just so we can stop posting the same dumb joke 10000 times a day |
| even though I'm long CLN not CLJ it's infuriating that the frontend of oil is being so blatantly manipulated |
| if even the oil price can be artificially deflated, then nothing can stop spy |
| Gonna chrome up with DRAM in my cock and call it micron penis. |
| 65 delta short puts |
| We know you're going to do it regardless |
| David Benioff and DB Weiss are directing this season of "Market" and they want to "defy expectations"\n\nSee also Season 8 Game of Thrones. |
| Feeling better this week thank god. I was worried last week. Thanks for asking.\n\nI'll make myself have fun in Reno, King! |
| -2%* |
| Again GIGA pump? |
| If you’re not buying calls at open to support st paddy’s then you are not a true patriot |
| holding NBIS today must be painful |
| What we buyinggg |
| Nasdaq daily chart is literally turning into a barcode of full bodies |
| Since when? |
| Yes |
| Let the Great Rugging commence. |
| So puts or calls at open. Spy is pumping lol |
| Can someone explain the whole two dollar thing? I missed the explanation. |
| Well I'm up +30,7% which is 10$ |
| Imagining not knowing why we are pumping when it's Saint Patrick's Day. Ber r so fuk |
| retarded comment\n\n \nVIX at level seen 10 years ago, spy should be there bruh |
| Who's down to spit all over my boy pussy? Then rub it in circles, slowly? |
| Aren’t you tired of winning? It might be +2% just because day. |
| Let this bol dream a little dang 😭 |
| Operation EPIC FAIL 🥭 |
| December is currently at 76.5 lol |
| Imagine declaring victory then asking bears for help afterwards lmao 🤌 |
| Kharg Island under US control We have all the cards |
| Imagine using the propaganda talking points from a dying regime in POS country about what the oil price will be and trading on that assumption. \n\nBers are dumb as a bag of bricks. |
| *the year is 2035*\n\n*SPY 700 is still a meme* |
| Past market crashes feels like traders were just dumb, they could have ignored everything like right now |
| Err, sure but I have to warn you, that my trades are extremely dumb and prone to lose money 💀 |
| using this as my 0dte DD lmao |
| ber rn: "money doesn't matter. we are all the same on judgement day"\n\nhe has a point |
| Let's price in whatever happens tomorrow so we effectively go nowhere |
| just the oil frontend only being up 1% while the months further out being up 2% completely normal price behavior lmao |
| Iran does seem to be faltering a bit. I guess the market is pricing in capitulation |
| The strait of Hormuz, more like the Gay of Hormuz |
| If we pop hard enough I will close my long put positions. If it gets near $100 per contract I will pull that trigger |
| Being oil bul has to be hard. Every day a 5$ drop is bound to happen. |
| Flat day |
| 🥭Operation Epic Fail🥭 |
| Transitory |
| A-SHAPED RELAPSE INCOMING OR I EAT ASS BEHIND THE WENDY'S |
| Gootch or gtfo |
| I guess being a flight attendant let's you be in first class. |
| The bulls can have their premarket fun. We bears will reign supreme later. Win the war not the battle. |
| Lutnick |
| sorry for you win. that sux. |
| vix is at last tuesdays low, while spy is barely there, we will gap up today. |
| Oh I get it. Creeping higher gas prices must build integrity for small and mid cap businesses.\n\n\nTransistors are getting to sub-nanometer, so why not profit margins too?\n\n\n\nSeriously IWM wtf is this. 😖 |
| # 📊 What the data says on St. Patrick's Day trading:\n\n* **S&P 500 average return:** about **+0.27% on/around March 17** since 1950\n* **Win rate:** often **>50% (sometimes \~60–70%)** depending on dataset\n* Some studies show:\n * \~**0.5–0.6% average gains** in more recent decades\n * Up days as high as **\~75–78% frequency** in certain 20-year samples |
| welp I'm out of commission for a while but I'm still with you guys in spirit... God Speed |
| St paddy |
| Spy to 700 in the near term future keep going bols!! |
| shits pumping uncontrollably |
| Except earnings |
| im doin this for you |
| Regardless of your bank balance, that’s still an insane amount to pay for food |
| While your feet are stompin |
| Why are we pumping lol |
| Ber going to cover here soon, even they see this is winding down.\n\nDid you know there's record short interest in the overall market right now? Do what you will with this info. |
| has anybody seen my it? im tryin to jork ova here |
| Bessent can you give me a job I'll short oil futures for you overnight as well that shit will be down to 70 immediately |
| They don't have earnings, they're in the red. PE infinity.\n\nMost neoclouds aren't profitable yet, maybe some smaller ones are but that's only as long as they stop buying more GPUs, and after a while it will catch up to them and customers will move over to neoclouds with newer GPUs. |
| nervous? |
| Missed the fucking boat on OKLO 🤬🤬🤬 |
| The fed is going to have to raise rates this year if oil keeps pumping. |
| It pumped on the last 3 earnings, I wouldn't. |
| He has to give testimony on construction fraud |
| Need my boy pussy rubbed |
| Words fail to capture how I feel looking at a field of green and seeing Meta, where I have some calls, sitting at -0.04% |
| How’s the health |
| Gay |
| zoe kravitz |
| somebody sing with this man im busy looking at lines on a chart |
| about to be 10 |
| lol it's fake man, the "peace and prosperity" spy is trading on is bessent shorting oil for currency manipulation |
| ah, a fellow scholar |
| Jensen Huang projects 1 TRILLION BILLION CHILLION chinese DOLLARS in revenue |
| > Huang predicted the need for accelerated computing decades ago and built a company ready to take advantage of it when it happens - and it did.\n\n\nYeah, the 8800GTX came out in 2006. \n\n\nIt got roasted because it gave up die area to the concept of general compute while AMD focused on graphics and excelled. \n\n\nNvidia is the definition of long term thinking. |
| Ah! So I see we’ll be flat all day then… 😮💨 |
| garante we going up now, you're welcome |
| Nope |
| China is Iran’s primary buyer and they’ve been settling in Yuan for years |
| Is the war in the room with us now |
| #Buy the Tits 🥹 |
| Flying for the first time in forever tonight. Going to a week vacay in Reno. Flying first class, so I have that going for me! |
| Daddy Jensen saved us again huh |
| kill me |
| Spy $800 eom lol |
| Pink with blue stripes |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/WarenBoffet** bet **SPY** goes from **671.66** to **660.0** before **17-Mar-2026 04:12 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 9 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet spy 660 7h |
| IMO all of the enterprise customers that would want to use their OS have already bought in. Probably a nothing burger/reversal\n\nEdit- Misread for Red HAT, not Red Cat, I'm regarded. For drones...\n\nYou can take a look at adjacent companies like Archer & Joby (yeah, they're VTOL's, I know), it's not looking great |
| Bessent just wrote on signal: Stopped out on my oil short. -1R |
| Oklo calls for ER anyone? 😏 |
| I don’t want to get arrested for that again |
| Pump up the jam |
| LULU 169 |
| Bears waking up and shrieking at the sight of blue sky hope and happiness |
| I love how the Iranian regime was just as degen and retarded like some fellow gamblers here, oil 200 my ass bro ✌️ |
| What color are the socks? |
| Nobody needs US, there are no major threats to Europe anymore. Just pack your bags you bums and tariff your own citizens on European goods some more. |
| ? |
| Sybau? |
| Is your mom's hip able to take that action anymore? |
| Pump harder. I bought two week out 680 spy calls yesterday and want to see 677 soon to possibly begin shorting again |
| Massive fraud in construction project. Trump has the cards. |
| Oil getting pushed down again 😂 |
| Reallllllly trying to get those oil headlines out 🤡 |
| Any positive news or we just pumping cause squeeze? |
| Need to do a quickie before market opens. Any ideas on whom to think of? |
| When youre cracking a cold one with the boys in Iran and having a goat barbecue and then see an AC130 destroy your tomatoes, green peppers, and nan's macaroni salad |
| NVDA: buy the rumor, buy the news, buy when Jensen signs tits, buy it anytime really |
| Damn I thought I was going to pick up some cheap calls at open |
| No |
| run your fingers through her hair and make creepy noises. . . |
| theyre trading in Yuans rather than USD. westlets seething |
| War. War never changes. |
| Not yet, usually I see the transaction in my account the day after the payment date |
| Also Axios: "While the U.K. has circulated a plan among potential coalition members, responses from several other countries have ranged from skepticism to "hell no," according to sources familiar with the diplomatic talks." |
| well scottie doesnt know\n\nthat fiona and me |
| #Open the Strait of My Gains 🥹 |
| Its only public data |
| this is turning from "better dump these puts at open" to "guess I'm married to them now" |
| self-discipline one of the main indicators of success. |
| imagine after iran war is over, we will go to 710+ lol |
| Not one person in first 4 rows. Wingo sucks |
| Just the mere presence of the US is enough. |
| Is your homie giving you head really gay if he is wearing socks while doing it? |
| Ideally, they educate/keep people informed while being funny; and on rare occasions, reach someone who needs to hear it |
| Rcat calls or puts? They've dropped on earninfs 9/12 of the last times. Which makes me feel like calls are the play but also given the war aspect...people will be bullish so inversing that means buying puts. |
| Spain unlocking oil, nice |
| SPY back to $687 by Friday |
| #I love to cope |
| Markwayne( Mango guy ) bounght unh and since then it's green almost everyday\n\nHow so? |
| Pump before open geez who would have thought 🤡 |
| I am fully erect. |
| QUICK BEARS, POST MORE AI FANFICTION ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD, MAYBE IT WILL GO DOWN AND SAVE YOUR PUTS!!! |
| It’s really impossible to know. I got lucky on that one. |
| sybau. puts on your airlines |
| yes i understand that the futures curve is not a prediction of future prices, and that even if we ignore that total misconception, the dec contract is currently $76 |
| u/31ansnotdone please include this in your wsb nudie pic welcome package |
| preach |
| They need a new morning show. I hardly watch it anymore and it's not like the Bloomberg show is much better. I'll take Schwabs show |
| Wonder how much pressure the Treasury can keep on oil before it gets out of their control |
| every morning like clockwork scottie out there pumping futes and dumping oil |
| What are you talking about I bought kush stocks in my Roth back in like 2017 the first time it was supposedly getting legalized buddy |
| SELL IT ALL, dump on open |
| Sold some naked 140’s and bought 120 puts. Bring it. |
| Imo, RKLB has a larger potential percentage growth, but is also a pretty speculative investment. If we see a RKLB dump after the spaceX IPO, I'll buy. The thing is, RKLB does have the smaller Electron rocket, which costs ~7.5Million, as opposed to SpaceX's larger but 10x as expensive, Falcon 9. So, there's definitely a part of the market that RKLB doesn't have competition in. |
| real full flight there. calls on the economy |
| Gemini FTW |
| best thing about leftovers is sometimes it tastes better due to marinating in seasoning and sauces longer and you don't have to cook the next day! |
| Was finally, FINALLY in the green on this turd and knew I should have sold it yesterday. |
| Allergies make me feel sick. Maybe a contributor to my losing stream |
| There are a few Iranian and Chinese tankers starting to move Iranian oil |
| Cant chat about to take off |
| Among peers? |
| Yes. Typically radon gas which is a radioactive daughter of radium and a source of alpha radiation settles in low areas of a house. There are also numerous occupations that can expose you to carcinogens. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2eq8x1k3ulpg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16fdc52fc91114968474c2cf0f4af63913abaed4 |
| Drones have really changed the way wars work |
| This is gold |
| Dm me too if you pls. Curious |
| Today maybe |
| Women should be required to post a profile pic with eyeliner smeared down their cheek. Everything else is a ruse. |
| Obviously green on St. Patrick's Day |
| Sold my NBIS calls yesterday, a rare smart decision |
| Gonna be so green today |
| Are we finally back in the "green every day for no reason" fairytale land?? I've missed it so much |
| If 9/11 happened in 2026 the market would go up |
| This shit looks and smells like 2007, I liquidated all my stock... credit crunch, oil shock\n\nYeah everything is good Cramer, let me buy some bear sterns |
| pretty standard, you new? welcome to work! |
| aww |
| He bought calls |
| I have a small rebuttal but I will let this pass. |
| You understand? |
| HASSETT: FUTURES SHOW OIL GETS BACK TO THE $50S LATER IN YEAR\n\nlmao misreading the futures curve incorrectly [](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2033870350677938461) |
| Ask Markwayne |
| I sold last week at 91 too, fml. waiting for it to stabilize before buying back |
| PAMP IT!!! |
| I’m more of a vagina man myself |
| Hassett straight up lying saying "Tankers start moving into the Strait"\n\nHow can these US politicians lie like that |
| Britain has drafted a plan for a coalition of countries to secure the strait of Hormuz which has been shared with Washington-AXIOS |
| I’m monitoring my dick |
| Some AI slop is better than other AI slop |
| Yo wtf my puts are dead |
| I also only have sex with your wife. |
| Crazy how I only have a handful of amzn puts yet I have complete control over where a trillion dollar company stock price goes |
| Yesterday at the barber shop: "This Iran war is going to be very bad for markets". LOL |
| can the treasury atleast try to hide their bs ig it's more effective if they make it blatant |
| Fake exit liquidity pump |
| 🍀 |
| help! I’m stuck |
| At this rate Iran is gonna need to hold tryouts for the leadership gigs |
| Too much pre market pump, not gonna have room to pump during market hours just a theta fuck-fest that destroys options both ways like they always do during market hours.\n\nLame ass shit |
| Bers read about the great depression and think "what a great time to be alive"\n\nIt's a sickness |
| Oh no, a newer account than yours has a differing opinion, must be a bot! |
| MU rejected at 454 break the shi* out \n\nGo straight to $500 |
| Just be happy |
| The hardest part about a 4 week war in the ME is the first 6 years, then its just a few years of handing it back |
| You earn your title. |
| Beach chair. |
| You are probably a dividend investor too |
| they most likely used swaps |
| Clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right. |
| So what's the pump for? We start a second war? |
| You are suspicious dump |
| As a bol, this feels like a bol trap. So calls it is. |
| same |
| Congrats. You dont belong here. |
| I appreciate you guys always being here for me to make fun of |
| 675 minimum today to flush out retail shorts. I have been wrong many times |
| Or the market is forward looking and sees past headlines and current troubles. Money is made betting on the future. Most traders lose and quit because they don't have the mental aptitude to truly see the big picture and process large data. But this is also why there are so many men traders compared to women, and why they are more successful |
| Suspicious pump - expect the usual dump |
| Who's Patrick? |
| I have 2k shares. Likely dump today. Little more tomorrow. Then start a climb up.\n\n\nThe notes aren't all going to be dilutive. |
| Hell nah |
| Looking like a zero move day finally. It has been awhile since I haven't made a trade. Today is it |
| You’re gay!! |
| Great thanks for asking , hope you doing great god bless\n\nI’m going to start following you. Also I’m going to sent you a private message, so we can run together in a trade! One day. |
| Lmao pump the premarket, theta day the market hours. An old classic |
| He’s probably on this sub, no time for work |
| or else pinched |
| MSFT goes down $3 overnight and then pumps back up. A very healthy market. |
| Call me gay but I don’t like boobs or ass as much as I like face 😋😋 |
| They’re both fucked in the head |
| oh shit... i don't think i own anything green |
| they literally are just trying to load up the other side of the scale and many regards will blindly listen |
| It sucks. But it's no that bad.\n\n\nThe Company will settle conversions by paying or delivering, as applicable, cash or the Company’s Class A ordinary shares, par value €0.01 (“Class A shares”) or a combination of cash and Class A shares, at the Company’s election (subject to certain conditions related to Dutch tax laws).\n\n\nNot all will lead to dilution.\n\n |
| Yes |
| I like the nvideo stock |
| I’ve been buying calls over the last year, and getting my ass kicked |
| a nice healthy green color |
| Do I buy the NBIS dip or not |
| The war in Iran is so gay bro. End that shit bro. Please bro!!! |
| >HASSETT: FUTURES SHOW OIL GETS BACK TO THE $50S LATER IN YEAR\n\nthey legit just dont understand how anything works lol |
| Happens all the time |
| Yes |
| I'm making a couple dollars hopefully |
| I don’t need to wait 33 minutes for that |
| Gold, Oil, and the Indices have all entered the ring. 3 men enter, 1 man leave - who’s it gonna be today |
| Feels like nothing can make this market drop |
| OKLO and RCAT calls? |
| trading against American stimulus money printing, aka oil being shorted so the market has liquidity |
| we may never see a red day again |
| How do you get 250 with just $2 bills? |
| When we dumping |
| Very much complete |
| David Faber tries really hard to keep Cramer sane |
| If it pumps at open, puts on spy asap for me |
| Yessir! I hope ya doing well 🫡 |
| I bought UBER LEAPS yesterday, I like my chances |
| Looks like holding onto calls was the correct move |
| Buying puts on NVDA at open today |
| Jesus take the ~~war~~ WHEEL! |
| ARE WE MAKING SHIT LOADS OF MONIEZ TODAY FRENS |
| I told myself if oil was over 95 at open i will get out of my position. Gonna be close. |
| Anyone received dividend from unh, or we need to wait a bit longer? |
| Please MSFT, please |
| told someone to buy puts yesterday... wonder if they did |
| Oh so sorry Mr. Palantir. |
| Face and lips 😋 |
| Strategic reserves only last so long |
| Loading NAIL. JPOW surprise cut it rips |
| Red by the time my call purchase order goes through |
| Imagine selling on red days |
| Thank you for your attention this matter! MIGA (Make Israel Great Again) |
| Client goes awol on for me for like 2 months and has now sent me 2 emails today chasing up a email from Friday\n\nBruh why are you like this |
| Were green no matter what |
| Supreme gay |
| How do I get a job at the Treasury oil futures desk? My qualifications are big balls and smooth brain |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| AMZN wants to pump |
| I know, I know |
| Putsss |
| Oil and indexes up.. hmm |
| I need the bread |
| I see its fidelity. How did you sell it quickly? Did you already set a selling price? |
| Wait I can get people to subsidize my gambling? |
| Shut up bot |
| Like Shane Gillis, im just a methhead in fallout. Shooting jet and recycling junk metal |
| No, just would like to have a day of green. I’ve had really bad decisions on options lately. |
| seriously think that you should play Balatro alongside the market slot machine. \n\nit helps to subdue your impulsiveness lmao |
| Calls? |
| My man Paul !!!! Remember me ? \n\nI see you everywhere jaja |
| We passed from oil pumping market dumping to oil pumping market pumping 🤨 at least we know one of the two should be wrong |
| Curiousity |
| I once had a conversation with an Irish dude about a “furry patch” in the middle of a field. After much confusion, I realized he was saying “fairy” and I just didn’t speak ginger. |
| Night Bears slowing disappearing back into hibernation |
| After they already screwed us with inflation the last 4 years? Thats just cruel |
| Dude cover up your camera. We can all see you jorkin it |
| You sound like an ignorant guy like....Waltz |
| It's been far to long since there was due diligence here. We've regressed to apes throwing shit at each other and cackling.\n\n\n\n |
| Or 662 |
| will drop more? |
| Secret life rule to happy relationships. 💦 reservation |
| Redditors only buy the dip once its at the ATH. |
| Hims to 50 |
| BEARS can head back to bed |
| This is an interesting way. How would you believe RKLB might be affected? As a direct SpaceX competitor I’ve been interested in stakeholder sentiment for “diversifying”, could maybe see folks move equity over initially to capture a bigger launch provider spread (which wasnt previously capable due to others being private). Could drive RKLB down for the initial days maybe? Who knows |
| Only 6% of ballistic weapons hit the target in WW2. That is a fantastic statistic. And incredibly bullish for America! |
| Bagholders stay mad. I got downvoted for saying I was loading puts yesterday |
| Head |
| JPOW and the others should just raise rates 3% on his way out — |
| I'm not, but that's because I have shares so I know to expect it. |
| >before it became a slur that accurately describes WSB members\n\nThis shit been a slur way before WSB been a thing |
| You must be one of those ghey bears they talk about |
| cat learned what a skunk is this morning |
| That’s not easy. Have you seen the movie “Thanks for Sharing”? |
| This is the demographic who donate to slots players on Kick. |
| is Jpows last speech tmr or do we get one more? |
| 🥭: ''We're ready to end the war, and have agreed to pay 1 trillion USD in war reparations to Iran. We have lost.'' |
| Fellas, is it gay if I sold SPX put credit spreads? |
| 20-5 |
| Batman? |
| Price of oil is going to $450 after I drink all of the water in the strait |
| Well for it to be effective it would take so much capital they couldn’t cover without forcing the market up so on contract expiration day the price would double as they begin to cover. Essentially the opposite of the Covid crash where it went negative briefly |
| Thanks for the due diligence. |
| This market has to be heavily manipulated by the 🥭 admin right? Pumping in liquid overnight to prop us up. |
| Depends on the sub / mods. Some go nuts and perma ban anyone saying it. |
| Read the article yourself idiot. It doesn’t anything like that |
| I am trying to learn how to do the real one. What is the command? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Sbrunex** bet **RDDT** goes from **141.18** to **150.0** before **20-Mar-2026 08:58 AM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 3 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet RDDT 150 3d |
| I trust this sub more than AI |
| Yup, the shareholder offering was terrible and still is not fully priced in. They're going to keep dumping it on retail. |
| We pump |
| Today is Saint Patrick's day which uses green a lot -> market green -> LULU ER green. Let's goooo Calls!!! |
| armpit |
| Expectation of future profits whether it's higher prices or lower costs. DAL gave good guidance and may be expecting little impact to profits. \n\n\nRumor has it airlines hedge less now as well. We will see. |
| Feet!\n\n\nIll see myself out. |
| I see you’re not familiar with NBIS’ game… it ain’t pumping today. |
| No rate cuts priced in, war can’t cause the market to go lower, JPOW can only surprise and send us higher. I’m all in. |
| Ok, first of all. GDP per capita is measured in dollars, it automatically favours the US as your currency is the dollar. Also a lot of the heavy lifting is done by US billionaires. No country has as many rich people, but you also have so so many poor people. In Europe there's more regular, middle class people. I mean, if I was a billionaire I'd move to US too, but for regular people Europe is better. \n\nAnd what money and safety are you talking that US provides? US gives no money to developed countries, and the safety you call is just so Americans can be happy. You think France, Germany need US troops in their lands to be safe? |
| Ass |
| Please don’t touch me there 🥭 |
| HOOD ate their business model |
| yesterday’s war is over\n\ntoday we start a new war |
| Agreed |
| PE around 30-50.. now its 300 😐 |
| Boobs |
| Bears/Bulls.... In this economy? Theta fucking the lot of you. |
| Yeah that’s fair |
| nah |
| Yk what’s better than 20-4? |
| China crew china destination. only reasons why. notice how they all hug the shoreline in transit now too. |
| He sounds like an arrogant guy like Karp.\n |
| which of those had war AND mango? |
| Now today just inverse yourself. EZ |
| 33 minutes till 🫵 might regret ur life choices |
| 672+ close |
| Light sweet? |
| And calls. Always calls. |
| Would be cool if something happened today |
| Didn’t you hear the news? The war is over. |
| I bought DKNG $40 calls almost a year ago, boy was I wrong. |
| I have a feeling this is going to dump after the first 30min at open |
| We should have a market crash in the next few months, but spy will keep climbing to ath. |
| Good luck bro, god speed. 👊 |
| Kharg will take them. |
| 🥭: look at all those wives. They know about getting pounded |
| so red on open huh |
| agreed, only sex with your wife |
| I thought the title of this thread said “Starbucks”. Literally read through the whole thing very confused….😕 |
| Long day at work yesterday. Got home, did chores, checked on the kids and the pups, finally sat down for a minute. Booted up Fallout 4, loaded my exitsave on my current Survival run. Remembered I am on my back to Sanctuary, just making my way through Concord. The save loads, and I keep running up the road. Not two seconds before I graze a car. Immediately crumple, dead.\n\n \nFucking cars are the apex predator of the wasteland. |
| their SMR project got approved |
| NBIS -6% open, -16% close |
| They are yandex… the Russian company |
| Question for today is does NBIS pump or dump at open |
| I almost bought puts but it never hit my price target 😅 |
| This gonna hold 670 after open? I’d rather see red in the pre then go green |
| i hang out in r/wallstreetbets so i never have to be in r/povertyfinance |
| I wonder how OPEC feels about the treasury shorting oil |
| Babies, adults, young folks, men, women, \n\neveryone like titties and all type of titties are nice |
| Does it sound like a good name for a dog. Duke... Gonzaga... Purdue |
| “almost done “ lmao .. ok DT |
| buying up all the cardboard houses around me, the prices might boom |
| Guy i work with is a 'stock wizard' and has been out with surgery for 3 months and just got back today. Hes eerily silent about the market which i take that as he blew up his port during his leave lol. He looks like hes realizing it wasnt gonna be so easy to get out of the work matrix |
| They need money to build their centers. Fast growth more capex more dilution 🤷🏽 |
| BEARS!!!!! |
| Where’s Aladdin and his rug |
| Bottom is 100% in btw as predicted |
| Belly Buttons?\nTo wear while working behind the dumpster at Wendy's ? |
| I feel the same as you, but I think this one might not drop like all the others. However, I’m still not gonna do it |
| This dude from Palantir is sharp |
| 🇮🇷 |
| Oil stabilizing, Short term issues not looking as bad, spy 695 calls |
| 🛢️🪄 |
| Why EONR in the shitter, I got these heavy ass bags |
| Iran letting some Iraqi oil through the Strait |
| How do you go about your daily life being such a genius ? |
| If you take away the desks and the computers and your were still in the same position as you were trading, you’d look like a marionette 🤡 |
| What’s the benefit (if any) of doing this (getting tons of $2 bills) ? |
| 🤝❤️ |
| Do they make full body size? Like from naked gun? I'll take three. |
| LOL shocker. NBIS dumped bags on it s shareholders LOL |
| Congrats |
| Many happy regards |
| No porn, no masturbation for 4 months, only sex with my wife. I’m a different breed |
| Well I missed my banbet by .0001 yes you read that right, there goes my 20-4 record |
| Don’t play. |
| Why question gifts from the MM overlords |
| Skiing down the slopes in Austria right now in the same\ndirection as my portfolio |
| Exactly |
| I say combine both for a Sensual Retard experience |
| dont hide the truth from them. its like a lie |
| Yes |
| One thing we can all agree on:\n\nTitties are nice. |
| Cant bring myself to order "real" pizza there, but wild shit like your example is delicious slop. BBQ pizzas are my go-to from fake pizza places so I just skip the uncanny pizza valley altogether. |
| Does the rug know? |
| Im getting pounded, your getting pounded, everyone's getting pounded today. |
| Thanks Patrick |
| no no it's at bill's house! and fred's house! |
| Real quantitative tightening would be lighting them all on fire and posting the proof here |
| Yeah, but all the cardio from anal counteracts the negatives |
| I need to fill out my brackets and I don’t watch basketball. Help me! |
| I'm going to pinch the fuck out of this market if it's not green today. |
| St. Patrick's Day is statistically one of the stock market's best days. ***S&P 500 ends higher on March 17 80% of the time***. |
| I'm going to just ride the tide via other space stocks, such as LUNR & ASTS. |
| A lot of the bers here have the prerequisites to make a fine Ayatollah |
| TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE |
| I’m buying oil everyday regardless |
| the jinx of a century |
| Unless you wash sale! |
| I’m seeing a lot of panicans in this thread |
| I used to work with some Irish girls, they liked st. Patty’s day, but they did NOT like being called leprechauns. |
| They will never let normies have free money again |
| What you are describing is cope. |
| When you have $100MM, you will allocate $875K as a safe number to have as a maximum daily all portfolio loss, and you will have invested in the trade in the range of $3MM - 5MM. \n\nfor me this all comes down to leverage that I desire to keep my portfolio at. I keep my overnight around 1.2-1.3, and my day time has it's own rules. |
| why pump wen no change |
| Time to buy |
| This right here - the one loss will bankrupt you |
| They realized it was a scam so they pulled their money out......of the bank and yolod on oklo earnings |
| That dogshit baghold video game retailer happened |
| 1.00 ➡️ 10.00 |
| Gonna be green today |
| I wish capes would come back into fashion. I'd enjoy elaborately throwing it behind me as i exited the gentleman's club. |
| Ima DM you rq and no im not trying to get you to give me anything. Ima give you advice |
| Whyyyy |
| You know the rug is coming |
| All priced in anyways |
| Prices not seen since last week |
| Is anyone considering reserving SpaceX stock when listed? It feels too obvious for the initial several day pump scheme that will happen. |
| It was suppose to be over last week. |
| I like turtles |
| Europoors see futures up and get confident |
| My current cope is that because of my massive realized loss, every dollar I make via trading, is effectively tax-free until I break even 💀 |
| Oil is plentiful!! I’m drinking a cup of it rn as we speak! ☕️ |
| When the war is over we can commence pumping AI and memory cards and shit again. Oh wait |
| How long till 🌮 |
| Oil is sorta down????? |
| Were you in coma for the last 5 years ? |
| Lpg tanker Sea Bird now exiting the strait on its way to China. Flying to Palau flag |
| Oil down |
| i bought qqq yesterday im a professional |
| Flat for next 28 years |
| The best thing you can do in this market is just give up lmfao |
| Because the developers are essentially a handful of private families (it's not like the states where the big builders and developers are public companies) that control large swaths of developable land, poor tax policy that drives over investment into residential real estate, years of lax money laundering controls and foreign capital controls, immigration that up to this last year was out of control (Canada let in as many people as the U.S. does but is 10x smaller), city planning that cannot get anything done without residents opposing every project, municipal development levies that are insane (for example of 400 sf condo will have like $100k in development fees tacked on). |
| What happened to OKLO??? |
| Finding it hard to be not greedy |
| Nah, I think you'll be okay |
| Convertible notes in this market is basically management saying “yeah our stock is clown high but we’d still like a cheap loan off it, thanks.” \n\nIf they price this with a fat premium and low coupon, I’m looking at it as a soft top signal for AI infra froth. Not touching NBIS but I’ll happily short the sector if this rips on the news. |
| As is tradition. |
| This is good for the people who bitch and moan about how the only thing companies care about is shareholder value blah blah. Companies can start making long term plays without having to sacrifice people in the short term. All this firing and rehiring and firing is all because companies report quarterly. \n\nWill we have drift? Sure but long term planning works better when ever decision you make is not scrutinized at a granular level to the point that it would be better to just not do anything and keep it status quo.\n\n\nAt least that ist he point of all this. |
| The "mutilization" of my portfolio continues |
| My rotating 2w condors keep me afloat - made a killing for months on spy at the top curve |
| lots of bear talk, but market is seeing the light at the end of the tunnel |
| Sir, your scroll wheel is full of cum, doritos dust, and cat hair |
| Green as fuck rn because a couple hours ago Israel knocked off the 2 dudes likely calling the shots in Iran if Mojtaba is injured and out of commission \n\nDoesn't change much because it just falls to whatever whothefukjibad is next in line and they're gonna keep lobbing rockets, but markets are still gonna take it as a sign Iran's almost done |
| Fingers crossed my friend. I need a lot of miracles in general. |
| when pump fail? |
| can we just make up a new meme stock and get rich off of the regard horde again already? |
| Mvst bulls in shambles |
| They also smell like shit and have no social awareness |
| Lean hogs are always the play. No kink shaming! |
| What’s the play today |
| Because you gay |
| Toyotathon |
| Sold mine yesterday. Will buy back in today |
| back to 690 then chop for 2 more years! YA! |
| if technology is getting so much better, how come my scroller click on my mouse randomly just stopped working? this is bullshit |
| LFG! |
| Back when you needed to wear a suit and tie to do the scamming. |
| At work 1/2 an hour early for this |
| Until the ticket winner(s) break your kneecaps, seize your house, and fuck your spouse. |
| Cash gang will be the real winners today |
| Some of us actually make money, believe it or not |
| Stop buying spy calls and watch the “Slaughterbots (Official Trailer)” on YouTube. Then check out the Swarmer IPO happening today and fomo with me. Just don’t bid that sh1t up much higher than $5 before it comes out. We got a few hours. |
| Has anyone done a DD on IEA and Russian oil reserves..\n How much do they have? |
| Lots of homework. Look at tech mostly and follow. Don't fomo and get out with what you can. Any% up better than losing money. Tinfa |
| Do you think that because of the announcement concerning the DOE? |
| Fed on Wednesday. Today is a waste of a day. |
| Ai agents to the moon. |
| nothing like getting a survival/disaster guide from your government in the daily mail. \n\nCALLS |
| Even if the 2500 marines are taking Kharg, they gotta be at least a week away if they are shipping from the Pacific. Maybe 2 weeks |
| Easy. Buy 0dte, pick a direction. Its like your orientation exam |
| Been to 17 countries. US is in the top 3 highest quality of life ive seen with my eyes, maybe one. But then you have the garbage states like Mississippi that has to get their shit together.. Still has a higher GDP per capita then the entirety of england LOL. US is not perfect, but the fact people in spain can have afternoon lunch breaks that closes for hours, norway can have free healthcare is because of the safety and money the US provides |
| Ask your mom to put it in your piggy bank |
| SPY up Gold up Oil up\n\nGonna be an interesting day |
| i find it hard to believe any wsb user holds longer than a week but good for you. i dont think you belong here |
| https://preview.redd.it/j0whhafaqlpg1.jpeg?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c15a5aa648bebbe026334f73482ab1aff2d57f93 |
| Antiques dealer here - 99% of anything labeled collectable down the short road is worth less than the original cost. People buy what they like, what's in style AND by their memories. My mom/granddad, as a kid it was my fav toy to play with, etc, items you formed emotion attachments to. Not something that sat in box high on a shelf then stored in the attic. \nWhen I have to do appraisal days, or house calls, I call my job Dream crusher. I get to softly tell them their Franklin Mint plate are worthless. \nIf you love an item for decoration, treat as decoration, with the only value as such. |
| I gotta be early to everywhere I go cause I like to sit in my pickup and procrastinate having to get out. |
| Yep should have fucking sold NBIS yesterday lol... Right back off a cliff. |
| Can tell today will be fun! |
| livin in the past aint going to help you |
| bro acting like 6mo options arent still degenerate asf hahahah |
| Its mo/tue green and rest of week red since 2 weeks |
| So green at open it'll make you fkn puke |
| Oil’s gonna moon today |
| What happened to this sub man. We used to talk about iron condos and now every other comment is about sucking green dildos |
| Sucks lol 😂 |
| XD maybe 0,3 to cpi |
| Green shit |
| Hi, how not to lose money as a noob? |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 11-May-2026 10:29 PM -05 |
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| people are waiting for another big BOOM but idk if itll happen |
| !banbet NVDA 200 60d |
| so again green pre market and bers saying this can't hold |
| A portion of this sub full porting oil puts based on tweets from their daddy |
| Best and worst thing about random mango quotes is you never actually know if they are real or made up. It's really a coin toss. |
| Nuh uh |
| It also counts losses. The win rate in neither 100%. 1,5%-1,8% per loss |
| I have a dream that one day Apple will be greener than Spy |
| defo not retarded |
| Stock will recover once we get clarity on the loan. |
| 2 green days in a row is impossible |
| For a while, at least a year. Honestly I'm so used to regarded it just seems right though. |
| I just said long term capital gains |
| Can't wait to see how much money im making at open selling half of these NBIS puts and letting the other half ride |
| Imagine the market not being green on St Patrick's day? It's literally always green on St Patrick's day!*\n\n*source: I made it the fuck up |
| 💯 |
| This shit is going to drop like a rock. |
| Used to, before he became retarded |
| Maybe tacos for lunch today? |
| taxes on what? your losses |
| Your wife's bf will support you in bed |
| Not that bad |
| I think many are just hoping this war will all somehow get resolved before the price of oil gets to the point that it's untenable for consumers. Maybe some are even hoping that governments like the U.S. might be willing to simply burn money and buy the oil at a higher price and sell it to consumers for a lower price as form of subsidization in order to avoid having people getting upset with them. I doubt either of those things will happen, but I am desperately hoping this war will end before the price of oil becomes too much for consumers to even consider buying. |
| How could I forget it's St Patrick’s Day |
| does it matter what it is if it makes me money? |
| Fake banbet |
| 🥭: ''It's Europe's benefit to have their ships get blown to bits by drones instead of ours! Also we won already!'' |
| Sameeeeeee |
| you watch? |
| That's not even what the graphic says. 1 trillion from 25 through 27. Which oddly enough is actually a decline in their forward looking statements. |
| You would've been a multi millionaire this last year only by buying 30dte calls when NVDA hits 170 and puts when it hits 190 |
| its going parabolic |
| I need a support group rn |
| Imagine being behind _Greece_ in social wellness 🤌\n\nThese guys will serve you instant diabetes as a dessert |
| That's going to go well... |
| You don't read the news much, do you? |
| The trick is to wait until market close to buy earnings puts |
| Where did St Patrick put all the snakes? Up his butt? |
| whos ready to lose money today habibi |
| Went to bed feeling good about my puts. Wake up to disaster |
| I just love waking up feeling like shit and being rewarded with 9h at a desk |
| !bet SPY 675 EOD |
| Ah yes very nice and real pump |
| As an oil bol, I’m just glad I get to enjoy open with the other bols today rather than the gey bers |
| Pretty powerful to be honest |
| Bers have grown tired and want nap… too much pokopia |
| Bad |
| OKLO gonna go over 70 today after earnings? |
| No one can make peace with this admin. You can be his biggest kiss-ass supporter on Earth and if you do one thing he doesn’t like, he’ll call you an enemy of the state. |
| Hey bers, how does it feel to be so ghey and stoopid |
| Inflation is inevitable |
| You realize the market rallying doesn’t stop those things from happening |
| Any support group for bers |
| It’s fun being the lottery ticket machine |
| wrong thread dickhead |
| Seek Help |
| So many people wearing green today, it must be a sign 🤷🏻♂️ |
| I get what you’re saying, reminds me of a quote attributed to David Foster Wallace: “Irony is the song of a bird that has come to love its cage”\n\nDo these comedic talk shows really do anything effective against corrupt administrations, besides providing us with entertainment? |
| Its better than papa John's ill give em that. Not saying much but its true |
| The little known St. Paddy's Day Rally beginning to take hold. |
| Lmao, my first comment, but i have to ask, why would you do that |
| why no coup yet in Iran, come on just do it. |
| Wow, I thought I was posting something more useful than a shitty post of a loss, but Okay. If you already got it, sorry for mentioning |