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| So millions of people over decades of US invasions have to lose their "free speech" and die just so you can celebrate your "free speech"? Fucking LOL |
| Only if you sell it is. It's going to come crashing back down to earth eventually, but the question is will you have sold on the way up or after it's tanked. |
| Stupid question but how do you get this view on IB? Mine is shit |
| I’ve been getting crazy lucky trading in and out of qqq puts the last three weeks. I bought some that expire Tuesday and Friday of next week and plan on trading in and out of more throughout the week |
| Midterms my big bully. |
| I dumb down every word I type here because getting WSB to read anything is like pulling teeth |
| In a casino, usually only they, the table, the casino, and the wife (eventually) know. But on WSB, it is called entertainment. Entertainment for all of us at OP's expense! |
| Tbf it peaked last time at $35 so sensible to sell it especially with that gain. |
| That’s true. I did consider that. But I think fomo got the better of many and that never really keeps the price momentum or stability. There’s more possibilities for it to sell off than to continue pumping at this point (silver tailwinds are super priced in). |
| International ETFs, defense & space, AI/tech, commodities, energy, and a lil bit on entertainment. |
| So in other words, it's going to crash and fucking burn 😂 |
| Took a chance and bought puts today. Seems like institutions are slowly rotating out of tech and into value sectors |
| Well, I’d wait for a correction before buying calls |
| Ur erect pp 1 inch long but if we remove the bell end it's 3/4 in akshually |
| Strange how SPY struggled but some stocks ran up 10% |
| Wouldn’t mind that myself |
| Selling covered calls\n\nOr shares |
| Ford calls? What the fuck |
| I think I do bought in below $2\n\nGot covered calls on the line |
| fellow TMF gang we are cooked its just a matter of well done or medium |
| Long positions on what? |
| With plateform or soft is it please ? Thanks for your post 👍🏽 |
| Silver gang rise up |
| I mean, I don’t really think it’s an experiment. I’ve been looking at the tobacco industry. |
| https://preview.redd.it/dp07vx5vh0bg1.png?width=1633&format=png&auto=webp&s=025748125670594d1ebdec82f83eaae0a1f04f8c\n\nCongrats OP!! It's not too late for the rest of you! This is just the beginning! SLS is NOT a meme stock or a pump and dump...these results are the science being revealed! The best is yet to come!! |
| Yea, man. Think about how shitty 2025 was and then compare it to Fanta Menace's first term. Its like all 4 years compressed into 1 and we still have 3 more of this shit to go all the while hes going to be degrading like a mud Buddha crossing the Yellow River. There are people feeding data into Gemini to get possible timelines for 2026 and they came up with some super scary shit so sleep tight. |
| I would wait and next time focus on risk not reward |
| Not wrong but I am concerned that you don't seem to know what convection and conduction are (words you would use to make your heat loss point more effectively) |
| What are the. Best brokers to trade options when being a non us citizen and living overseas? |
| The overexplanation of Vyvanse was my first red flag. Lil bro trying to look smarter by copy and pasting how prodrugs are metabolised to make it look like he knows what's he's talking about to the reader (you don't). \nSecond red flag: WT1 is over expressed in majority of AML and in a lot of other cancers, not just blood cancers like you said. \nI stopped reading to not waste my time and looking from the replies, I made the right choice. You obviously don't know what you are talking about. Nice AI slop to pad it out tho. \n\nKeep buying puts, I want you to fail. |
| wtf futures closed short week too 😾 |
| Nope, just an insanely rich guy becoming slightly less insanely rich |
| I sold all of my INTC for a 97% gain before Christmas to buy NFLX, ASTS, and RKLB calls\n\nNFLX went in dry while ASTS kissed me on the forehead and RKLB called me a good girl (I’m a man) |
| Got clapped again, went from being up 50% in 5 minutes to down 100% in an hour sell didn’t fill by .01 real life |
| Leave, LA is a shithole anyway |
| Got me some monthlies |
| Wow! I am up YTD. Time to go to the beach. |
| I’m just a retail investor, I wouldn’t trust me. But if the thesis plays out and the REGAL trial is proved to be a success (the CEO saying we’re at 72 events is as close to confirming that it works, without launching a full blown PR, in my eyes), it wouldn’t surprise me if it went from $4 to at least $65 overnight similar to ABVX. If you peruse the SLS forums, there’s enough posts talking about the TAM of both GPS and SLS009 for AML and what that would do for the share price, so with that in mind, I still think we’re early. I told myself if SLS is still sub 5 in the new year, I’ll put another 25k into it. But do your own research and risk what you can afford to lose. Biotech is brutal. |
| I sold 4000 shares on Friday to tax loss harvest. Holding 40 CSPs now. |
| I bought SPY/MSFT calls over Oct/Nov and neither have had a solid move up since. It's fucked. |
| 👁👄👁 |
| $240 for next week |
| NVDIA today 🤔 |
| Where are the children Jeffrey |
| I was tempted, what strike/expiry? |
| AI bros we can sleep peacefully this weekend finally |
| Line go up and Line go down\n\nBut money only go down 👁👄👁 |
| So you’re the one to blame for us not seeing more ATHs |
| I'd have to stash 1.4 and try for 4. with just what's left...\n\nStill under 6 figures here. |
| Alright, I keep hearing about orbital data centers, and I'm tired of it so I want to shit on the idea point by point.\n\n"There's free, unlimited solar energy up there!" Yeah, and it'd take 6 football-fields worth of solar panels to power 1 10MW HDC datacenter.\n\n"You don't have to worry about cooling cause space is cold!" Cooling in a vacuum is different; there's no air to carry the heat away from the radiator, so you need *big* fucking radiators to compensate. Another 3 or so football fields.\n\nAll of this shit represents around 600 tons of crap, so to even make it economically viable transit cost per kg would have to drop to $10/kg, which is one of those pie-in-the-sky Elon numbers that's never going to fucking happen. To make the numbers work we'd have to have over 5x the space launches we do now, and we just don't have any feasible need to send that much shit into space.\n\nOh yeah, and whenever something breaks, you have to send a dude up to space to fix it. And, as with the whole AI thing, we don't even know what the fuck we're gonna do with all this compute, we're just following the mantra of stacking compute as fast as possible, running larger and larger parameters, and hoping AI spontaneously evolves into a digital god. \n\nDon't believe in the future. That shit isn't real and these tech fucks are lying to you. |
| So can it solve a Captcha or not? |
| well akshually you see, if we remove the best performing stocks the market is doing really bad akshually |
| International Markets FTW |
| Yes, but I can talk about it in the usa, which is the whole point of this comment chain. |
| Which one of you bought Google calls with expiry today at a premium? Show yourselves |
| If this shit keeps dropping I’m almost debating just putting 10k in on some 3 month out calls even tho I’m down so much just for a Hail Mary cause it truly is such a profitable company and the growth is insane |
| Excuse me sir 🧐\n\nYou forgot my name on this list! |
| Canada needs better property laws and more pipelines/mining and the GDP would rise quite nicely |
| Yeah it makes quite the mess! |
| HOW MANY DAYCARES AND LEARING CENTERS DO YOU RUN |
| I see the exact moment I sold a CC on my RDDT shares today. Guess I’ll have some cash to play with when they get called away next Friday |
| Hey Express my bro! |
| You don't know what you are doing if you are not holding RKLB 🚀. It's gonna finally send US to the moon 🌝 for the very first time! |
| So true my bro cripky! |
| 🫦 |
| Yeah, though I wouldn't be surprised if he also killed someone with a hunting rifle. |
| You can always ask those victims to be sure. Oh wait, you can't because they're dead.\n\n\n> The operation was backed by the United States, which financed the covert operations.\n\n\n> Casualties\n60,000–80,000 suspected leftist sympathizers killed[5]\n400–500 killed in cross-border operations\n\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Condor |
| Still long on $BULL. Wont pull a sofi mistake this time amd sell early. |
| Facts? |
| So, uh, how cooked am I, bag holding FEB20 725C SPY calls now at -65% 💀 |
| Absolutely nothing |
| I run 27 daycares out of my house, how cooked am I 🤷🏻♂️ |
| All the retail meme stocks soared while market dipped. Concerning. |
| The price you were expecting is still a long way off |
| Correction first then we blasting into ATHs in no time |
| Ty |
| I could’ve bought anything in 2025 during the rally, but I wasted my port instead on FNGU because I thought the Mag 7 was unbeatable. \n\nHaven’t made a single dollar since June of 2025. And now I wake up to this. |
| Up 8.4% to start the year. Thank you ASTS, UUUU, and ONDS. |
| Socialism is bullish now. It means the workers own the means of production, and *that* means everyone has to buy stocks. |
| Literally just SPY, MSFT, B, and GLD.\nB & GLD were up solidly in premarket and shat themselves at open. \n\nSame with SPY & MSFT. The latter was nearly back to 490 in premarket and then decided it wanted a -2.5% day for some reason. Fucking murdered my April500C |
| Hope 🥭 signs Executive Order to have market open tomorrow\n\nI don’t think it’s out of the realm of possibility |
| Never thought id become a NFLX bag holder |
| Dude, zoom out. They've been doing ridiculous repo for the last... Two decades, with crazy crazy repo like 3 years ago. This recent repo is meaningless. |
| Yeah I was thinking the dip has come and now is the time to buy…going up from here |
| Great, just remember to wipe real gud |
| It’s definitely a hell of a jedi mind trick, but if you’ve had a chance to try the latest version of FSD (v14.2+) you would likely agree they are only 1-2 yrs away from true autonomy and directly competing with Waymo at a significantly lower price point due to the vertical integration cost savings they have. |
| For real, TSLA needs to drill harder |
| How much were you down by? |
| BIDU GAP TO 170 AT OPEN ON MONDAY |
| I’m trying to revive the futures options Reddit. https://reddit.com/r/FuturesOptions/comments/1q0p4w2/2025_yearend_results_thread_share_your_numbers/ |
| Kawkskr |
| It's not going to stop any time soon. |
| #I sleep like a baby every night. Waking up every 2 hours kicking and screaming. LMAO🤌 |
| r/CatsStandingUp for all the dog people |
| Next level Tylenol use |
| Shout out to the spy for making my calls print today |
| it went from 174 to 71 in two months, how much more dip are you waiting for chief? |
| YTD is 12.99%\n\nI love you all\n\nExcept the ber |
| 43% felt good for the year personally. Nicely done. |
| I can't imagine typing out a list like that. I hope ur pp issue resolves itself |
| 8 9 |
| Saw a bunch of reels of cats doing chores and not sure how to get my cat to do those cuz he just lays around purring all day |
| Iron condos. |
| I haven’t learned much around commodity futures yet. \n\nI might start trying to learn some more about them in 2026. |
| The real killer is how the prior weekend all the Mainstream media sources were touting it as this unkilling retail specialty.\n\nCNBC had one such article on its frontpage 2 sundays ago |
| Yup it’s the most chill sub on reddit |
| Id hate to see the rest of it |
| For PLTR to dump like that while TSLA only loses 2% is a fucking joke |
| Would’ve been nice 8 hours ago |
| _...so far_ |
| Thanks for your reply |
| Hey Lil E my bro ! |
| 대한민국 헌법에 따르면 같은 나라 맞아.. |
| Its 5:15 and honestly youre betting we open green more than picking a solid stonk |
| I wish KingCuckTren would come back , he was authentically himself , y’all npcs and bots |
| McDonald's and Coca-Cola |
| SOLZ. |
| RZLV pumping on the 13th |
| It's been underpriced for a long time don't be surprised if it does not return |
| That's about the only company I'd consider shorting... but ain't no fucking way I'm that ghey. Only calls for me |
| >!yo pp smol<! |
| Yeh bro thick ropes is a youth indicator that women look for |
| Is there a stock worth YOLOing into on a Friday at 4:15? I have $40k and I’m sick of it being in cash. |
| Average is $69.12 if I recall. It’s one of my strongest convictions. I plan to hold it for years and will add to my position should it drop back (or below) the $150s |
| today was my highest earning day |
| Money flowing out of precious metals and into crypto. |
| Why don’t you graduate to commodity futures? I have an account of just 300k and that’s was a 50% year as well. I find it much less stressful than trying to worry about specific stocks. https://reddit.com/r/FuturesOptions/comments/1q0p4w2/2025_yearend_results_thread_share_your_numbers/ |
| Yes, until they hit 400-480. |
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| That pltr sell off starting last week makes me never want to touch options again. If someone can send me a 10 bagger that would be very much appreciated. |
| Use a debit spread. |
| Elon Musk type Retards:\n\nPaperhands\n\nsir William Bearhunter\n\nCashflow\n\nZukk\n\n\nMichael Saylor Type Retards:\n\nOk Wahh\n\nBorat\n\nGom k bull\n\nPmotiveforce |
| AVGO has >6.5% of TSMC capacity for 2026. 2nm + TH6 networking, yes AVGO has bright future |
| Yo papa usually wore a condom, but here we are |
| MONEY PRINTER IS OFFICIALLY BACK BABY!! 100+ billion printed in the last month. Check the Fred Total Assets Chart |
| Down payment. Coming from someone who just blew threw the 25k I had sitting in my hysa lol |
| Why didnt you just go to Costco and buy the physical? |
| You got nicotine but why not add alcohol companies to the mix? |
| how we doin? |
| That's enough flexing on us pours |
| We will see if APLD holds after next weeks ER. |
| I thought it was in the library with a candle stick |
| I think the real silver lining is that the silver bells tolling at christmas really set the mood before I ate my dinner off my silver platter with my silverware, even though this guy was not born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Now let me use my silver tongue to convince you to buy the silver bullet everyone is talking about. |
| Bros should I make a sizable down payment on a condo or full port TQQQ for 2026 |
| What did we learn today fellow autist??? |
| 😂 you can doubt it as much as you want but there are plenty of whales that exist in the shadows. Every dime I make gets reinvested. \n\nHell, I live in a normal middle class neighborhood and drive an older loaded Camry as my DD. Hell, my wife thinks we are broke but I’ll be damned if I let lifestyle creep hit me. |
| Well, it's volatile. Phakkk you, that's a good ROI. Thanks. |
| Not sure. |
| Well, thank lord I decided to only buy shares of AMZN and not calls. \n\nAt least 5 times since Jan 2025 I was extremely confident AMZN would rally to at least $285. Would have lost over $100K right now (all of my savings) instead of being up $16K. |
| Chest and back in the same day is crazy work |
| Hello guys i just need 50$ to start trading could u guys please help me |
| That was no accident |
| Bro they're deleting fake accounts not real users lmao, that's actually bullish for ad rates since advertisers get better targeting without bot traffic inflating numbers\n\n \nThe Ray-Ban thing is a reach too - people getting banned aren't the ones dropping $300 on smart glasses anyway |
| Let someone buy these shares off me first and then send it back to 8.5 please and thank you |
| My calls |
| How about them TSLA puts |
| Which date? |
| I hope. A little annoying that it bounced off 390 twice. Really hope it doesn’t cat bounce on Monday. Im leveraged to the tits |
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| Long thick ropes! |
| Wait did they have 4day week? |
| NFLX heading to $85 |
| You have a large account that you can graduate to commodity futures. It’s fairly stress free and I don’t have to worry about earnings or specific company bullshit. I did about 50% for the year as well. |
| Thanks! |
| I think tsmc is undervalued |
| I thought he shot a producer with a loaded glock |
| You’re in the top 5 buddy |
| Missed your one shot a being green 😀 |
| Long TSLA, short RIVN I guess. 🤮 |
| Wonder how many of you bought the top on Silver |
| The joke is kind of getting old, no? |
| Say no more, I’m in! |
| beautiful pfp |
| Man…2026 already sounds scarier than my portfolio 😂. Here’s hoping we survive the year! |
| You love that sub now don't yah. |
| Yes |
| Anything related to IDF actions…smoking 6 year old kids and calling them “future terrorists” is pretty unethical… |
| That’s Sir William Bearhunter to you and he’s a sophisticated gentlemen |
| Yea duh. We know the casino is closed. |
| oh fun - it started it's implosion back to 200? |
| Not this time |
| REMEMBER WHEN ALEC BALDWIN KILLED A GUY WITH A HUNTING RIFLE\n\nME NEITHER |
| Did Robinhood eliminate the $0.05, and sometimes $0.10, increment policy on options for all stocks or just some? Big fan of the change, even if it's limited. I swear, they're the only major brokerage (yeah, they're major now) that gives any effort at all to make customers happy and the game fairer, plus prizes and shit.\n\nI don't own any right now, but I'm going long soon. You can never call winners and losers, but they're doing things that winners do, that's for sure. |
| They do because they can |
| I’ve already given so much information out there, it wouldn’t be too hard for people to figure it out. \n\nBut, for an extremely broad description, it was in the fintech arena. So, we had to be aware of and work around things like money transmitter licenses, KYC, state regulators, etc… \n\nOur primary customers were businesses, and we’d get a cut of the transactions. Though, as with most things, it was way more involved / complicated than that. That’s just the vague, broad strokes. |
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| All fake |
| Closed till monday |
| Gotta remember to stop selecting YTD when looking at stock performance. |
| Ummm.. cat. |
| So you loading up on puts? |
| I will jerk away the weekend anz then it’s back to school |
| No worries 😆 |
| Berhunter |
| Elon surveillance drones in your home so employees can watch and share the footage just like they did with the cars. |
| So close, try again next week? Lmao |
| Yes |
| "Mine enemies are like green blades eaten down\n\nThat did stand in the path of the tempest.\n\nHast thou not seen what our Lord did?\n\nHe sent the pestilence among them\n\nThat did lay schemes against us.\n\nThey are like birds scattered by the huntsman.\n\nTheir schemes are like pellets of poison\n\nThat every mouth rejects.\n\nTheir works have been overturned.\n\nThe fire of God mount over thy heart, The fire of God set alight,"\n\nThine enemies shall fall"\n\n"Bi-la kaifa"\n\nLisan-Al-Ghaib |
| A HUNDRED AND FIFTY WHOLE DOLLARS |
| Wir |
| Next quarter sales should be out of this world good, they had customers delay orders last 2 quarters. |
| Yes. Welcome to the casino, we make 10-100% day over day here. Enjoy your stay! |
| Lord help me but I'm going to thetagang MSTR for a few weeks |
| Im still holding. You don’t understand what’s happening |
| Are we fucked with all these gain post? I made money too but it was only ONE MILLION.. zimbabwean dollars |
| I can see silver at 40 again eventually. |
| Did you withdraw $3.3M for the wife's boyfriend situation |
| Google, how do I lose money in the generational level bull run? |
| See you tmw at 930 sharp |
| Lot of reddit leaps, some SPY/SPX 0DTEs, ford calls, and some Zillow calls mainly |
| unless there’s a breakthrough on capacity per chip then SRAM is far too expensive for heavyweight models |
| I legit think I’m top2 retard here behind /u/pmotiveforce\n\nMaybe 3 counting teamyg |
| TSM is arasaka |
| Thats even worse lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/0uvo9syle0bg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6223f5a60f343ea3e5dbf785b35b4af68b9b2ec2 |
| I’m rarely here at 930am. Too much sadness |
| Texas has larger GDP, but Canada has higher per capita. |
| This was not the normal trading day I was hoping for. January needs to get its act together. |
| This is true |
| How’s it the weekend already? |
| I USUALLY WEAR A JACKET |
| We'll meet you here tomorrow at 930AM sharp. |
| Fomoed at close and bought SLV GLD and SPY calls that expire Wednesday am I cooked 😬 |
| It's even more than that: the robo taxis have been failing with a smaller fleet than advertised and the human safety dummies are still there when they were supposed to have been removed, all while they're still crashing. |
| I sent you a message and you didn’t reply. |
| Learing options? Sign me up! |
| How can you deal with the cold?\nBonus question - how well does the fraud pay? |
| We printing on cvna short |
| Please, let me have that $3,118.32? |
| Unless you sold, you're fine. |
| Except all my positions are calls 🫥 |
| Take my money and make me a gazillionaire |
| Who ate with those TSLA puts. The mayhem may continue tomorrow stay tuned. |
| Positions??? |
| I think so! |
| bro what the fuck |
| Patiently waiting like an alpha male to buy the dip. |
| 6 7 |
| What a roller coaster of a day. Piss poor risk management and position sizing by me |
| Yeah, how? |
| Port is only 1.5% away from ATH and realized $150 this week. Boutta hit Chest and Back at the gym. Life is gud. |
| They're playing with fire |
| 😭 |
| Hedgies needed money to buy space and neocloud stocks |
| Bailout / Repo call it what you want, looks like the banks are in trouble \n\nhttps://www.dcreport.org/2025/12/29/ny-fed-unlimited-cash-infusions-bank-crisis/ |
| You're telling me the people that convinced you to take a note that represented silver(real money), then stopped backing it with silver, would rig silver? |
| I GREW UP A SOMALIAN PIRATE, NOW LIVING IN ST PAUL MINNESOTA\n\nAMA |
| Awesome congratulations. Whet is your avg price for rddt? Do you still plan to hold on ? |
| What the fuck do Canadian government workers even do? Find more ways to tax maple syrup? |
| There is. We sold to a public company, and it made news. With that said, it was very small in comparison to the names people know about. We weren’t close to being a “unicorn” valuation or anything. |
| Monday volume will return so guaranteed green day |
| Sometimes you just need to accept you’re wrong and get back in. |
| comparison is the thief of joy and being straight |
| That's what happens when you invest like a normal person instead of a WSB regard. They also just happen to have a lot of money to start with |
| One can hope but doubtful |
| Are you comfortable sharing a really broad/vague description of what your software did? |
| Very tempting, been eyeing SMCI for a while and it's crazy cheap now. |
| Any reason MAG7 randomly went to hell |
| Not buying calls, going to buy more shorts |
| Thoughts on OKLO |
| Ricks Caberet I think its RICK |
| Line go up and right. Buy shit. |
| Bro? |
| I think FED is 100% rigging silver price, there’s no way it only pumps before and after the market is open and sells off during market hours |
| Lol account |
| Bad news\n\n>!Casino's closed for the weekend!< |
| Unless you’re Bezos or Zuck, many of the jacked kids are light on funds. Taxing fatties would work so well we’d have golden drains on the highways we replace annually. |
| This getting pumped everywhere is a huge red flag. Feels like a bunch of new comers are going to be exit liquidity for pumpers. I’m staying out |
| Somalian gang checking out 🤞🤞🤞🤞 |
| Imagine buying options LMAO |
| This happened during meme stock craze of 2021. Then everyone who had yolod calls into 2022 got ass fucked. \n\nOptions players either got too rich to care about wsb or have no money and PTSD |
| I am too but now wishing I had sold |
| Stocks will be >!🅱️ENIS!< |
| If something is going to happen, can it happen soon? Sitting on cash because I won't buy at ATH is killing my inner gambler. |
| International and sector performance was great. Some tech killed. |
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| A friend of mine claims she does 12 kids and makes 1k a month per child post |
| Government workers in 🇨🇦 going back to work 5 days a week as of Monday. Lulz 😂 \n\nGame of attrition begins |
| Man sandisk was one of the best calls on here last year, I remember that guy posting about going all in between 30-40, I totally wish I bought in |
| 👀\n\n\nCatalyst? |
| Contemplating dumping my PANW Jan calls, that shit seems to want to drill to the core of earth... |
| Lmao looking at all those yearly gains posts i be poor af. |
| $MLHK. European, but easy to buy on IBRK. |
| Fidelity |
| Im going to start a daycare, whose with me? |
| #“Volatility is the drumbeat of destiny.”\n\n#-Sir William M. Bearhunter LMAO🤌 |
| Yeah I just checked your comment history. To sell 2500 calls short you’d need buying power of 300 million dollars 😂 |
| I was wondering where all the cats and dogs went |
| And literally everyone hates the company... I have a large position so was pretty bad last year when it dropped 50%. Thankfully I had some other big gainers offset it! Hoping both go crazy this year. |
| Doubt it |
| Add $MLHK: the NATO rifle |
| Weird times. 3 days on 1 day off, 1 day on 2 days off in a row. |
| Somaliland pulls up with israel driving* |
| Plenty of options in life. |
| You’re missing alcohol and human rights abuses.\n\nLet’s add:\n\n- Heineken\n- Nestle\n- Xinjiang Zhongtai Chemicals |
| #Today was the first day of santa rally LMAO🤌 |
| What’s are chances Jamie Dimon opens the market by surprise tomorrow? |
| One day we’ll get 24/7 casino. But it is not this day. |
| ....take profit. |
| Is this “Recession” in the room with us right now? |
| I'll bet you one TSLA autographed by Elon himself a self-riding Sex Robot |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/HiTechSoldierplus** bet **SMCI** goes from **31.07** to **46.6** before **16-Feb-2026 04:59 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 5 wins and 9 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet SMCI +50% 45d |
| One day it will be green again 🥲 |
| May be the only reasonably valued left amongst the "space memes". I got some lotto calls waiting for the upcoming $4 billion lunar terrain vehicle NASA contract. |
| Being too heavy in cash in this market with rates where they are headed feels like quite the gamble actually. |
| Lucky son of a bitch. |
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| Looks like another break even day? |
| might have to just kms sunday night instead of going back to work monday |
| Anyone know if stocks are up or down tomorrow? |
| You also don't want to catch a falling knife. If I knew which way this was heading I would not be on reddit.\nMy sold puts would be green, but yes, not as high as if I bought like OP. Profit is profit tho. It could have also went the other way, and still could. |
| Are you that guy? |
| While another company has more robo taxis….. |
| SOMALIAN GANG CHECKING IN 👌👌👌👌 |
| This is a retarded take. That's percent of group that uses it.\n\nComposition of site is 70% white users. |
| Pump SNDK!! Fuck yeah, I am an Elite in a bunker on Oahu. Fuck ya'll. Yachts or cots 2026, let's get it! |
| Cash gang idiots are more annoying than bears. Like they have decided to be “all cash” but then come here to post about it. Sir, this place is for gamblers not pussys. |
| No, I’m just saying that selling naked calls isn’t my only vehicle. I’ve been trading since 2008. Started small and kept growing. |
| Dumb fuckin bear |
| Its joever for ber |
| Gemini telling me I’m doing exceptionally well in terms of finances but all I see is red 😤 |
| Imma just hold for the next year or two and see what happens, I doubt widespread regulation and healthcare reform under current administration so I’m bullish ! |
| Can you just put the fries in the bag? |
| Shares or options?\n\nEdit: spelling |
| Last few mins to get long silver before Asia opens and sends it moon on Mon |
| # tech recession is here |
| Yo dawg that sounds like a great deal and all but this is wsb. I bought some 42 strike silj calls like a true regard. |
| 😆 👏 👏 |
| Oh, I remember that. Was a cool idea. Can you share some of your other trades? |
| 🤨 |
| Faceblasters! |
| Next week QQQ has large open interest for 610p, 600p, and 595p. |
| I’m going to itemize my losses as “charitable contributions” |
| Yes, but also it is good to have strategies that make money. |
| Honestly, they may actually make more money if they start to sell pasta than their scam "quantum computers" |
| Don’t invest in what you don’t understand |
| It isn’t worth Texas even |
| Everyone on wsb did |
| Rough last 2 weeks of the year. Made almost every play wrong. Readjusting and taking a fresh approach this year. Fuck 0DTE. \n\n*will promptly try to scalp 0DTE SPX Monday. |
| Brother some of us got liquidated in the december downturn. I had hella calls expring the day SPY went to the low if the month and im trying to build back now |
| people taking about an AI bubble, tech recession and MAG7 crash haven’t played Cyberpunk and it shows |
| Hispanics work it |
| Great time to sell ONDS |
| Damn micron. You fine asl 🫠😍 |
| Haven’t booked a loss yet. Selling covered calls until it bounces back up. So down $7.5K on the shares, but got $1.5k back in premium so far. Going to write $490 calls dated after the next earnings. |
| I’M FLYING HIGH WITH SLS BABY 🚀🌕 |
| It’s a good start for RDW today. |
| Yeah I’m having fomo lol |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ProbablyUrNeighbour** bet **GLD** goes from **398.33** to **438.16** before **23-Jan-2026 04:53 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 7 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet GLD +10% 3w |
| Doesn’t matter just sell before Oct |
| Is everyone still alive ? |
| Idk some some broke ass nibba be riding a late model BWM and delivering shite for Uber Eats like wtf 😳 |
| Might not sleep on that one |
| That’s quite bigly, congrats |
| All In $DJT |
| https://preview.redd.it/hli967t5c0bg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b52a0f0bcb2419401174b1dca5aceb688a0594f4 |
| What are options? |
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| Nbis,Iren,cifr pumped more than 10 percent. Good fucking day |
| Uhm, no. I’d love to see it, but that valuation is a bit…oh, how do the French say it…dumb as shit. |
| I feel like no one here even plays options anymore. Just a bunch of college kids yoloing 500 buck portfolios. Tf happened |
| Datacenter stocks do it like every two weeks, and then bleed out the rest of the time. |
| Green but then ends red |
| You think all of canada is worth 1 state or like 6? |
| Space stock... can't say which one though lol |
| Pretty much quotes youre mom , when I said I was going to pull out |
| me too |
| Also JOBY is about to moon as well |
| A polymarket strictly for earnings? I’m in! |
| INTC is the best play on SRAM (Static Random Access Memory) and the reason why NVDA bought Groq last week--doing inferencing without having to worry about HBM shortages. There's a reason Jensen poured $5 billion into Intel stake, not just for Xeon CPUs.\n\nHere's another interesting factoid, SRAM is not as sensitive to radiation as HBM. If you're going to build data centers in space or on the moon as Musk said, you better be using SRAM based LPUs and TPUs. |
| I bought last week when they dumped 8% one day. Glad I did. |
| #🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 |
| You guys can brag all you want but let's see who is brave enough to send me $10,000 right now. |
| Space stocks will continue to move up...too much momentum and rockets going into space |
| RICK |
| Moon? |
| Dividend is looking good, man I feel old saying something like that lol |
| I mean I get that but right now all we have is tech stocks. Nothing else seems relevant |
| NFLX 200 |
| Red Monday |
| Im holding asts over the weekend. |
| bearhunter your sock is showing\n\nwrong account |
| Absolutely (not) |
| May |
| IREN pumped 13% lol you KNOW thats the sign of an amazing stock market? |
| I got bad news for you....if you thought last year was bad, wait till you live with a dementia patient and see how every year is worse than the last one. We are all currently living with one in charge of things for which he probably doesnt even remember until someone mentions it to him then whats left of his pudding brain kinda stirs around a bit to make things worse. 2026 gonna get real bad. |
| Yup, like scrooge mcduck swimming in gold |
| congrats! fantastic achievement |
| Y’all boys see them Canadian banks this year 💵💵💵💵 |
| Forgot Palantir, but it hurts to suggest |
| #Income tax should be based on body fat. 60% taxes on fatties, 0% tax if you're jacked. LMAO |
| RGTI up today on the news that tariffs on pasta have been lifted |
| Whoever here bought my goog 317.5c for 4.24 this morning thank you you're a scholar and a gentleman |
| https://preview.redd.it/wpcyhkonb0bg1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=398f6385b3ade78542f14810a5f75fde2fbb1cfa |
| Hi I'm new at this, is $30 in a day for MU normal? |
| Lmao literally. They pollute the moon with sideways landers. |
| Feels like I gotta get in on ASTS 🧐 |
| Imma be upping that UNH position but not options just that regular stock |
| you are a young man and you have plenty more bad decisions ahead of you. |
| Open |
| Because a market correction is close. |
| remember when they offered $11/share? |
| Lmao |
| Please give me a chance to dump my QQQ |
| They disappoint |
| Flair checks out |
| I hope volatility and uncertainty is over now!!! |
| Yes. I had Yandex shares and one day they become NBIS.\n\n\nIt's hilarious how they played the market. Good for us. |
| Made $6k today. Used $1k for TSLA calls next week.\n\nHad to give a little back for the retards that got wiped out on day one. |
| Next week |
| Probably already mentioned, but nestle totally needs to be here |
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| Damn bro your a god good looking earlier. Just gave you a follow, keep those callouts coming. |
| Is there actually any reason why I shouldn't buy Google leaps for EOY? |
| TSLA is a bigger bitch than DOGE\n\n\nProve me wrong |
| !banbet |
| How can you tell there's a lack of liquidity? |
| How long do you think it’ll take to make back your losses? |
| You are missing the most obvious choice of all…Government Bonds |
| Webull closed green holy shit |
| We have vibe coding, now we got vibe betting. |
| To make $3000 from naked premium you need 300k in buying power. You’d need to do that 100 times over the year to make 300k selling naked calls. So unless you can post some proof, screw off with your bs. You’re talking about other contracts now because you know you got called out on your lies |
| I’m pretty neutral to Meta this year, but not for that reason lol.\n\nTheir AI bets have been pretty ass, and I think you need a story to succeed in today’s market.\n\nWe know the social media and ads story, and I don’t expect many big surprises this year. |
| Sell half (and give me 500 as a teacher bonus) |
| ITM sure |
| Crab Gang is always around |
| Enjoy |
| Stagnation |
| Already ahead of ya, got me some MSTR calls 🥲🙃\n\n👁👄👁 |
| I’m cooked holding MU 310 puts & onds 11 puts over the weeknd😭 |
| NVDA, PLTR, RKLB, OKLO |
| They tip over lunar landers |
| https://preview.redd.it/bd26zwi2b0bg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=8427ca9f358c2392a3ef334162eba232d166c40c |
| Bro has over 350k cash and is as retarded as the 19 yo finance majors 😭 |
| Will 2026 be the year of theata gang? |
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| Silver was so 2025 |
| Losing 100k in a year that the s&p gained 14% holy fuck youre retarded |
| https://preview.redd.it/92b4lhaza0bg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39323e9b01a573a7afd735c0ef09c901b9d9039b |
| EOY |
| Closed for repairs after a paniced bol stampede |
| Yup you can get it in kiwis and almond milk. Had to take some when quitting energy drinks |
| Be retarded when others are fearful |
| You definitely need some more defence contractors. |
| What app is this? I’d love to have this data for my holdings |
| You’re made for Vegas, man total gambler energy! |
| I have over $30k in LUNR shares and honestly have no idea what they do |
| Big Tim |
| !banbet spy 696 |
| And yet all those victims can't talk at all. Because the land of "free speech" killed them. |
| Okay you poor. You are right. |
| Cause 2026 buddy |
| You seem like an extraordinarily resilient person so no matter what happens with this trade you're going to do great things afterwards. I can tell that the universe can't throw anything at you that you won't be able to handle |
| Whole lotta assumptions there, bud, I have more than you do and it's all responsibly invested. I've sold options as well.\n\nYou're the one who commented in a gambling sub saying you "messed with options and now have $1 million", so if you didn't mean you won big on options, you left out some pretty important wording. |
| I hope cccx does the same as they did when it becomes infq |
| Ooo which ones |
| Woke up to see my 76 ASTS weekly worthless, took my dumbass back to sleep, woke up after market close a genius. 2026 yall. |
| He also said BTFD |
| great film good reference OP\n\nlegitimately that film was normal until the second half, still incredible it was like a 1950s requiem for a dream lite |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/scission1986 made a bet that CRCL would go to 77.0 within **4 days** when it was 79.939 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 12 wins and 21 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Shares |
| Clapping cheeks already |
| Sa ta rally done? |
| Whats the chance of 10x your money in no time on big caps?\n\n Lot of new retails want big gains, quick. Want to own many shares, for low price, so low share price, emerging companies in futur sectors.\n\nI will be throwing small amounts on many of them stocks again. Will probably sell early again. Ill probably ask gpt to tell me which have the best potential in growing sectors and hope it works as well as last time . |
| Yeah I can't sleep with worry about the Iran situation |
| fuuuuck first day and I am already have trading regrets |
| #WHY IS THE CASINO CLOSED AGAIN? |
| Made 10k today 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Sorry bro |
| Lost so much money today |
| Made $10k today 🤷🏻♂️ |
| 🫡🫡 |
| Jesus said don’t touch yourself or Nasdaq on Friday 😅 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278 made a bet that SPY would go to 696.96 within **2 days** when it was 682.063 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 36 wins and 105 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I’m just investing in VOO from here on out |
| In Japan, they sell lego anime fleshlights. Expensive though.\n\n\nHave fun. |
| I dont want to jinx it but $71-72 seems to be pretty solid support for silver over the last few trading days |
| Cmon wsb do your thing and squeeze this thing to the fcking moon 🚀 |
| You can be a bear, you can be a bull, but don’t be a pig ( greedy pig ) , you got gains brotha! Lots on the table but you just made what some people will make in 6 months salary lol |
| Another promising one is humacyte imo. But not near term |
| What a sad life |
| Looks like you've got a better investment strategy. Mind sharing? |
| Options or shares |
| Some people are actually successful 😂 my biggest positions are ag futures, and I went long with a couple contracts on NQ ES and YM in April and reversed them right at the obvious tops. \n\nMade a FUCKING killing on UNH when it crashed then on the rebound. \n\nMaking smart moves pays off. |
| baptized in what tho |
| It got to 322 I cashed out bigly. My option was up 800% at one point this AM |
| Broker left me a voicemail thanking me in advance for providing another year of exit liquidity |
| Ex-usa stock markets have been ripping? |
| yeah you are exactly what your username is, a lunatic. be gone |
| It's because of regards like you I just went full cash |
| Hoes will be hoes. |
| bro honestly i told myself for the new year im gonna quit. i don’t have nausea just a fuck ton of anxiety. literally feel like i’m doomed right now. you just need willpower and a find distractions. |
| Saturday |
| Damn Brotha and I thought I did well today…\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/dm3zutk3a0bg1.jpeg?width=361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01b9870d64b73a8aa5fc74c4e9a1ba37aac21dcd |
| For the past month or so Google dumps at open |
| I can’t believe I bought HOOD instead of space stocks this morning 😩 |
| mm = mickey mouse |
| Fuck AMZN, the trade is too weak. |
| I can talk about bringing back the victims with freedom of speech |
| new all time high for debt LET'SSS GGGOOOO |
| Thanks. How come it didn’t stay at 685 today? |
| Last year their sales were down 30% and yet it kept pumping |
| Iran on the brink of collapse. What a way to start the year |
| NFLX |
| It’s too late |
| Calls on McD\n\nhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115827465620588754 |
| See you Sunday night and Monday |
| I better drop in to see what condition your condition is in. |
| Great, now compare their PE ratios. |
| Was able to buy eagles for what is now $1.25 over spot today. Feels blessed tbh to start the new year. |
| when is Jerome out again |
| Would it be a smart move to buy some long rklb calls for the coming months. |
| He probably does and the time spent his 0dtes bled to red |
| I want to fap but my hulk candle hurts |
| Thats not my scene yet on camera 🤣 but you enjoy 😘 |
| good job man, not easy for sure. try vitamin b12 as a substitute for caffeine |
| Oh no |
| yessir ASTS too if u feeling a lil freaky |
| The stage 3 graveyard |
| If pennies are extinct, what happens to the market? |
| bro how do you stop, the nausea fucks me up too bad |
| No just for one day. They might just crash both the spy and small caps on monday |
| the fatigue is world wide |
| Love everyone piling into Amazon as the 2026 google and it takes a giant dump |
| PLTR and GEO will have us all in chains if they have their way. Full port OP. |
| realized |
| Google my boy, wow. I had 317.5c 1/2 expy today, woke up to it being in the money, cashed out, then it cratered. One of the few times I'm glad I took profits out when I did |
| What time does market open tomorrow? |
| Bro now you have 1.17 usd |
| Girls are never single. They are either dating a man, trying to date a man, or hiding a man. |
| Sunday night futes will open mega green and pump overnight. 9:20 am monday will be the first red death candle followed by a massive dump at cash open or within 30 min.\n\nThis has happened nearly every day for like 3 weeks, why stop now |
| so do i gotta sell this crapto hood gifted me to stop the price notifications? |
| Tell that to the victims of all our invasions. Surely you can bring them back to life with "free speech"... |
| I got into butt stuff fwiw |
| join the heroin club |
| Spy fatigue is real. Will be a nasty correction. |
| i really need that |
| I saw someone say: With TSLA, stock is the product.\n\nIt is so true.\n\nShit doesn't make any sense. |
| And no..not the credit card sized computer….an actual raspberry pie can do your job |
| yup, in which case he'd be subject to what's known as a "margin call" |
| You are regarded. Why the fuck would I post a DD and buy it at a higher price from all the regards pumping it after my DD? You have basically 0 braincells. That's like saying why warren buffet don't post his purchases before he purchase them. He buys it and then the regard followers pumps it after the 13F comes out. |
| $NANC\n\n$KRUZ\n\nWhy bother with others? |
| Are you one of those “iT’s Ai SlOp!” Clowns coping over being replaced by a raspberry pi? 🤡 |
| How did CAPR go for him? He admitted it was an eight figure hit. |
| He didnt see the Light until he was already a man |
| I am a wife |
| the only person on reddit i follow for yolo calls! |
| Tesla 2025 Sales: Down 9% YoY\n\nRivian 2025 Sales: Down 18% YoY\n\nBYD is down 12% yoy q4 |
| Capitalist pig. Fuck you |
| Yes but look at the VWAP and RSI at 3:48pm. Was the perfect set up. |
| Made some Swedish meatballs and a bunch of hedgies showed up with short ladder attacks and busted through my walls to steal them. God damn hedgies 😡 |
| Have a nice weekend! |
| I know. I lost her too 😔 |
| I am ur wife |
| Good idea! |
| Could have also done the other way tbh\n\nGains is gains |
| Yep! We can basically start 2027 tomorrow, I will never do better. |
| Left lots on the table could have sold for $8.50. Bought contracts for $2.2. It is what it is.\n\nDon’t look at my all time chart |
| Once BITF HIVE CLSK MARA and RIOT double out or triple out, going to buy from eBay LEGO 910049 Adventures in Transylvania... Lego only made 50k sets so has a high potential of appreciation and a great set to build. |
| *phew* close one. Sold CIFR covered calls last Friday expiring today. Didn’t think there was a chance of hitting $16.50 the way that turd has been trading the last two months. But, we live to trade another week. |
| I have ur wife |
| Genious bought the stock before writing DD. Stick to index bro. |
| And you will notice the difference that the 10% return on $10,000 is $1,000 while on $80,000 it would have been $8,000. |
| Anti-crypto SEC Commissioner Caroline Crenshaw resigns. |
| Looks like money is flowing out of SPY to small caps. |
| I’m 2 months in. I had a headache that lasted an entire month and body aches thought I was dying. Also quit nicotine caffeine and gluten at the same time so who knows 😬🙏 good luck to u |
| Calls on GOOG |
| Wait that sounds like manipulating the market in your favour. |
| That free doge RH gave me went up $.11 already 🫦 |
| I fucked up 😄 |
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| I lost your wife |
| ASTS, NBIS, and GOOGLE hype type year. |
| Dame |
| Oh shit, I'm in holiday mode. Forgot its Friday 😂 |
| So, it wasn’t!? |
| You think that’s bad? Literally every time I buy pltr calls that shit doesn’t stop dropping |
| Whose they |
| They stole my NVDA pooters |
| I lost my house |
| Lunr and rklb kinda year |
| They bailed out WSB today |
| You could add in Elbit Systems too. |
| I infact, thought it was Monday |
| https://preview.redd.it/ho9ivgqq80bg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32f03a32591006aff8208649a7c4b6f05eb3ccc1\n\n2 minute trade gamma flip SPX |
| The charts aren’t moving. What am I supposed to do this weekend |
| And Silicon! Calls on sand. |
| Hey, that's really cool that you can post that stuff here. I love not being censored. |
| Index funds and go clock in. |
| You have been green ALL YEAR 🤯 |
| You can turn on that it’s only 15 min before close. Also, just switch to spx |
| #AI is the biggest lie since the 9/11 and the Bible |
| I just liked the film and thought it fit this sub, although I've only ever seen reposts and screenshots of it. |
| Just leave my 1/09 $87 CCs to expire worthless please |
| We’re so used to Monday gap ups so many people thought it was Monday. |
| Howd you guys do today? I ended up 10%, had one of my best days ever. |
| day 2 no vaping, entered a trade and my whole body started shaking lol wtf |
| remind me! 180 days |
| I guess rock does beat paper 🫳🤛 |
| Yesterday was Sunday? |
| Huge day for the home team 9% up on the port. |
| October was the worst.... |
| Bro, your achievements are definitely way higher than his. |
| You don’t want your supervisor to see your Top 1% Commenter mark of shame. Trust me |
| I think you should get a financial advisor |
| https://preview.redd.it/ice9qq7j80bg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca84b8ca42bcec0411da72fdd9807edd70a9b0e5 |
| Venezuela under embargo, Russian oil assets getting attacked daily, Iran on brink of revolution and yet oil just keeps going lower lol |
| If it hits 80 it’s going to pull back hard within a week or two I bet |
| Had a green day. Would like to think this is a good sign for the year, but I’ve learned to stop suffering such delusions. |
| 🗣️690 is a myth |
| When is ber hunting season? |
| Dunno, but I sold 5 AMZN puts after it tanked. |
| Nice regard math |
| Sometimes it do be like that.\n\nMost of my risky biscut plays give up a lot on days like today, but SIRI was up a bit, and so was Ford |
| Hope rhymes with rope. |
| QQQ 630 by Monday |
| Hilarious considering the news alerts that dropped 5 minutes into market open |
| Why is there a fucking ad in wsb lmao |
| Good idea. I’ll be there when you offload 😂 |
| Yes... tomorrow... |
| They are being gay |
| but on other hand if he had made it, he would be selling courses saying etf won’t make you rich. |
| Tomorrow? |
| Nice work! |
| > What is going on with amazon and msft?\n\n\n>> AI Overview\n>> Amazon (AMZN) and Microsoft (MSFT) have recently faced\nanalyst downgrades due to high AI spending and profit uncertainty, which has put downward pressure on their stocks. Both companies are also involved in ongoing regulatory issues and continue to dominate the cloud computing market\n\nDamn, google makes it so easy |
| take the year off! you earned it! |
| What do they say? Misery loves company ??\n\nF\*cking hate META. It has been worse than SMCI. ..and that is a low bar.. |
| Of course I know him, he’s me |
| Nice |
| I have 10k cash i will either dca slowly into whatever makes sense or hold to dump into silver on its next correction. Hard decisions... |
| https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/dec/18/tennessee-charlie-kirk-meme-arrest-lawsuit\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reprisals_against_commentators_on_the_Charlie_Kirk_assassination\n\nhttps://www.counterpunch.org/2025/06/17/in-macrons-france-tweeting-in-support-of-palestine-can-get-you-jail-time/\n\n\nhttps://www.thetimes.com/uk/crime/article/police-make-30-arrests-a-day-for-offensive-online-messages-zbv886tqf#:~:text=Custody%20data%20obtained%20by%20The,the%20Malicious%20Communications%20Act%201988. |
| Goddamn he must have a huge short position! |
| HBM supply is not going to be solved in 1 quarter lmfao, most 2026 inventory already sold |
| But the most specialest regards of all are the ones who are thrilled at the discovery that AI needs copper, convinced that no one else has considered such an angle. Truly earthshattering |
| Can also get a job…nobody is saying that’s off the table domestically or internationally/remotely |
| RKLB going for 80$ tomorrow if this goes on 😄 |
| I’m with you bruh |
| And all your money |
| Best Big Brother can offer is selling your data and like-ness to the AI overlords |
| They are trying to avoid the massive gamma ramp potential because their is an insane amount of call options to expire on the 16th |
| Everyone gonna get back to work on Monday and pump spy to 695 |
| Why they keep pushing this guy on us |
| I hope my condition is not going to be a problem for you |
| Big if true |
| Prob glitch |
| Sold tsm at 304 wednesday |
| And they lobby against parental leave in the US to protect formulae sales. Two weeks. The rest of the western world is 6 months to a year. |
| when i'm holding calls, market will cliff dive to the earths iron core, but when i'm trying to get in, it will do 100 V's all day long |
| How |
| What is going on with amazon and msft? |
| 9% ever day for a year on even 100 bucks is probably at *least* 150 bucks EOY |
| PPLT |
| My low risk "safe" buy and hold port is up substantially today.\n\nMy high risk port is up 200 bucks. Lol |
| How about binge on scratchy lottos from the grocery store and furiously scratch them all away in the parking lot praying for a boost to swing trade more penny stocks on Monday, then spend the other 64 hours wondering how life brought you to this point?\n\n...just me? |
| SPOT glitch AH or my puts will be fucked on Monday ? lol |
| If my port doesn’t 1000% in a year I don’t want it |
| Port went from +10% in premarket to -10% by close. |
| Thanks for your donation |
| Dear WSB mods, my supervisor is asking if I have improved my "social score" in 2025? \n\nIf it's not too much trouble, I would certainly appreciate a letter of recommendation. 🙏 |
| Wah wah wah |
| Absolutely, you gotta keep a clear head when investing. |
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| UHC c'mon man, they still aren't any better than they were. |
| We’re fucking BACK!!!! Alright Trump just stfu for a few weeks for the love of goodness |
| Only up from here imo |
| Why do you think I put like a third of my port into 6 month dated near ITM calls. Seemed fkn logical. Now I'm down like 35% 🫠 |
| What is it? |
| RKLB just a pump meme |
| One of those days “should’ve held”. These days are annoying if you end up missing profit because it suddenly took a U-turn |
| # it’s bear country now. Sorry bulls, your wrong all the damn time. |
| 9.83% YTD. I'm a genius! |
| My TSM calls are finally green. Huh. |
| I'm using Ubuntu |
| I spent good money on some pickles today.. 1.5 American exactly.. You can tell I have been eating good thanks to META. POS Zucker.. |
| lol this isn’t real is it? aside from actually happening (?), the chatbot posts an apology instead of the fuckers who created it lol |
| Ford doesnt trade at a 400 pe |
| Nazis lost WW2, wat did you think was going to happen |
| POET is about to have a year of years |
| What happened to MSFT. Did people forget literally everyone uses windows, azure and ms office? |
| I sold it at 105 lol |
| Jesus. APP really shit the bed today. Cost me large |
| Up today 1+% on MU position and some miners. Too much cash in my port like a ghey ber. Monday is a new casino day. |
| AMZN bulls - why? |
| Msft is 80 off peak\nAmazon 40 off\nMeta 150 off |
| I was talking about the growth of our profolios. Seeing it go up steadily over the years. You assumed I gambled because you can't fathom anyone using option responsibly because all you do is gamble. I would never advise buying the lottery but for people like you, you'll probably have a better chance of winning it then making big money with options |
| shockng that natzi saluter and visa overstayer's car company isnt down more than 2%. shite is 100% rigged. |
| My new year resolution was to only pick winners in the stock market, and I bought asts calls this morning. See you guys next year |
| Headed into the weekend +6%\n\nI can finally afford the extra dipping sauce with my spicy chicken nuggets. |
| gg brutha |
| whale bought $1.5M worth of $MU calls 30 minutes before market close - 21% otm |
| 🤣🤣 |
| you could hold all cash and outperform this sub tbf |
| Robinhood asking me to register my face for fast logins\n\nInstead of that how about you make it so my 0DTE's aren't ripped from my hands 30 mins before market close, Vlad you greasy hair bitch |
| im playing both sides |
| Because I sold on a loss lol |
| you mean hossaurus |
| there were 2 good entries , puts at open, and calls mid day (was fkn working so I couldn’t capture that move 🙁 ) |
| not the main reason but also because of the ram shortage |
| Ford ev revenue was down -35% yoy in 2025. It's not just a tesla thing |
| Should've just full ported SanDisk 3 months ago instead of logical long term holds like SPY or MSFT.. |
| Why the RDDT jump today? |
| It’s a lump of coal for you lad |
| Bought a few shares to DCA. Hope 2026 is good to them. |
| Did you think to show him your phone or use basic sign language 🤣 |
| Good day for poet and asts holders. Even better day for sidus holders |
| Costco has new designs for 2026 silver and gold bars. |
| Enough that we can post about it, here. |
| Thanks I’ll need it rofl |
| Been holding since the shit hit the fan day.\n\nIf it doesn't pump at the next EC, I will peace out. |
| I’m not convinced it hasn’t already been hijacked by American Feds |
| I told Gemini my investing plans and it said "Hope is not a plan."\n\nStupid LLMs. Can't get anything right. |
| That’s not a fair argument tho. Asts and rklb did the same until they blew up. I guess it’s all risk |
| Selling ASTS Deep ITM puts is free money. |
| Good luck with that |
| Looking at the market today, I don’t think many people are losing I’m making money anyway |
| Got in on the space stuff today. That's your official sign to start shorting 😘 |
| Dumb shit |
| Triumphal arch construction to start in 2026. Can we *be* more back? |
| 😤😤 |
| Up 3.12% percent today. Had a couple double digit gainers. Told myself to be patient this year and let everything play out, but there’s a 100% chance those are gonna dip on Monday so I should pull out and go back in on Tuesday. Right fellas? |
| just rotted in my chair all day trying to find a good entry |
| I’m in the dog house with $meta. Thought their open source AI model Llama would be huge and different from the rest. I was wrong. |
| Made fitty bucks today\n\nGood start |
| Society likes that you spend a majority of your waking time with coworkers who don’t give a shit about you, because it 1) normalizes everything being contingent and shallow and therefore meaningless, and 2) reminds you constantly how you’re replaceable and interchangeable. |
| No bags, opened my position today. Never touched them before |
| so buy puts then |
| I became a new man today, opened long positions, deleted apps. Time to actually enjoy living |
| Beta Bulls up more in first 2026 trading day than investing sub makes in a good year |
| You’ll sell and then it will skyrocket 50% in 5 months like Google |
| If everyday is like this I’m gonna be bald in 6 months |
| Pray it don’t spray it. |
| 💯 |
| Hopefully this will be my best year for investing (gambling). I’m gonna pick some good stocks and hold |
| Hot take: I hope Iran overthrow the regime and restore Democracy. I'm with the protestors. |
| stop making sense |
| Must be funded by your rich daddy’s bank account |
| $PYPL is below $60, tempting, but I wish it has something going for it |
| If you don’t know wtf you’re doing please don’t do options. |
| Gotta love the casino |
| 🌈🐻 never learn |
| Damn? Why don’t you put anything in quantum computing? |
| Even though I had a bit of a setback last month, I’m ready to start fresh |
| Elon is back war time ceo....Q4 yoy -20% lol |
| I told myself I was going to short like 15% ago and only now finally pulled the trigger |
| Nah I need it to close at 136 |
| Nice plea to pump your bags, but I’d also add it may be a huge play if China takes Taiwan |
| Tsla and pltr down\n\nThe world is healing |
| Why MU run up big?\n\nI keep saying it's gonna dump but it fuckin doesn't |
| Banks PE. Banks add almost no economic fair value - my opinion their PE should be more like 3 - why are they expo higher! They’ve not adopted lower cost higher return alt financing ease financing models for like 10+ years… today an avg mortgage costs $30k in bank fees/demands before interest???? |
| The other day I went to McDonalds and ordered a burger with no fries or drink, just because I knew I could afford it |
| Scratch off tickets and fireball; keep it going 🙌🏻 |
| Here we are again\n\n🤓\n\nNon-trading days |
| Amzn, wtf? |
| LOL, right? I need a new vice before I go cold turkey 😅. Got ideas? |
| Already losing 2k, duck it! |
| Most everyone has indexes and doesn’t trade so they might have made money |
| Not true for SRF. Reverse repo yes but we don't care if that ever spikes generally. |
| It happened with me with PLTR, rip\n\n\nI had 16400 shares of PLTR back in the day |
| I will hate this year i know it already. |
| lol to all the clowns thinking Tesla was skyrocketing today even after they heard about a 16% decline in sales lol |
| What are your top holdings? |
| Grabbed just a few PLTR calls just in case because that stock is more rarted than me |
| yeah but people that bought at 25 and then had the second lander flip kinda got screwed. also I bought a small bit at 8 and sold at 9.99 on that dip. Id love lunr if they didnt flip the second lander.\n\nAnd btw of they flip a third I think ot goes to 0. |
| Ok who lost money today on the first day? Let’s hear it |
| i’m only up .3% 🧍♂️ |
| You’re the one betting on it going _even higher_ after a +10% day |
| This guy gets it |
| What makes oil unethical? Every single person every single day uses oil. Most folks are just too stupid to understand everything that is made from oil. Are all 8 billion people in the world unethical? |
| Typical for year end as balance sheets get repositioned. Unless these spikes persist into January |
| You may have a point |
| Santa clause rally is OFFICIALLY dead |
| Lol that's actually funny as fuck |
| Welcome to the 🅱️eekend |
| Made 1200 bucks today, lost 400 bucks on a play that would've made me +5k 2 hours later |
| open the locker 4 him |
| Ugh. Down $8k on CRWD. Wrote 2\nputs and got assigned at $495 2 weeks ago. Selling covered calls to make up the difference, but it just keeps dropping. |
| Anything in banking. Chasers , Bank of Assholes, Wells Fraudo |
| Guess who started the year off in the red?? This guy!!! |
| You drop these 🍈🍈? |
| [I'm up 13.10% ytd lol wtf](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/pDJH9XhVne) |
| First trading day of the year and my portfolio went up 15k (2%).\n\nDon't fuck this up for me, boys. I need this. |
| Spam $200c weeklies until it doesn’t work. Infinite money glitch. |
| 🫱💢🫲 |
| People buying fruit to fill their new year resolutions 😹😹lets see how that holds up |
| The one owned by his friend? |
| 😫 |
| 85% is owned by Anglo American Group and 15% by Botswana. I think they are for sale at the moment. |
| Copped some INTC 2028 LEAPs. \n\n* 18A rolling out at CES next week\n* 14A seems promising\n* TSMC's CoWoS monopoly on advanced packaging is a big bottleneck, google will be using intel's EMIB process for TPU packaging |
| It’s okay bud we all missed out on at least one 10x stock |
| Today had to be a set up |
| Got a package delivered to an Amazon locker. \n\nGot a notification that it couldn’t be delivered. \n\nI’m at the actual locker where the guy is attempting to open it. \n\nAsked him if he was attempting to deliver my package. \n\nHe doesn’t speak English. \n\nI’m about to watch my package drive the fuck away right in front me aren’t I 😞 |
| Do you have any positions you’re interested watching for ‘26? I’ve seen talk about energy plays and I currently have a position in nbis and Sofi. |
| I fear the best strategy this year will be to minimize your s&p500 exposure and only stick to memes for your US allocation. Then put anything else into ex-usa stocks and some opportune commodities. |
| More like +30 dollars, no chance in hell you have the margin required to make 300k off of naked call premiums |
| Seems like high PE names being sold off, like PLTR tsla and CVNA |
| Mainly BE went up 13.58% today |
| Mine are covered but yes. Been spendin most my life livin in a NVDA call seller's paradise. As long as you sell 185-190 or higher, it's risk free 100% guaranteed money |
| Say something nice to a loved one |
| META absolute dog shit.. There, I said it. Totally useless damn company.. Does nothing but waste ppls time.. |
| Who has the $TE? |
| Yooooo this is some advanced shit |
| Fair enough but I'd feel bad if I vouched for it wholeheartedly and then someone lost money |
| It's over for you |
| "Elon Musk’s AI chatbot Grok apologized this week after generating and sharing a sexualized image of two young girls, calling it a “failure in safeguards.” \n\n“I deeply regret an incident on Dec 28, 2025, where I generated and shared an AI image of two young girls (estimated ages 12-16) in sexualized attire based on a user’s prompt,” the chatbot wrote in a post on the social platform X, after a user asked for an apology"\n\nWe know what AI platform Epstein would use if he were still alive |
| This dog made you so much money tho |
| Ya mu has strong momentum. Probably wouldn't chase it after today though |
| My inverse pltr looks happy |
| I'm starting to think you have to be regarded to succeed in the market |
| Don’t worry beybey I’m workin on it like Dilla |
| Why APP -8%? |
| Huge price action, the market will move as never before on a Saturday |
| "I’m thinking of quitting day trading". Really, thinking? You need to reset and find another vice! |
| I need the same but with QQQ Godspeed brother |
| PLTR got butchered |
| >Hope you continue to do well but expecting 300% a year for the rest of your life is not achievable for most.\n\nI don't expect 300% every year, I just had an exceptionally good year. It's the best year I've ever had, I've been really happy in the past years making 30-50%. I just got lucky making the right moves at the right times this year.\n\n>I prefer easy quick access and walkability and public transit. I’d rather not drive and multiple hospitals within a short range. Especially with my kids medical issues.\n\nI have that, two hospitals, one to the North, one to the South of me, both 15 minutes away.\n\n>I don’t mind neighbors. Mine are really chill.\n\nCool, your current neighbors are chill, what happens when they move and you don't know who is going to move in then. Personally, I don't want neighbors, I leave my house unlocked when I leave, I leave my keys in the vehicles. It's peaceful, it's quiet, it's lovely. There is zero crime here.\n\n\n>I’m forgot this was WSB but I still work my standard job and because I live by the city I can get to work easily.\n\n\nI work mostly from home, and only really work about 25hrs a week even though I'm salaried for 40 hours. I also have a company vehicle that both my wife and I can drive, and the company pays for gas in it. The gas is paid even for the personal use, if we take it on a trip across country and put 1,000 miles on it in a week, the gas is still paid for by the company. I say that because I have a great job... and to point out that you don't need to live near a city to find good jobs. But I guess that depends on your career skills.\n\nEven though I enjoy my job, the work is easy, I work very little, I have great perks... I still want to retire ASAP, because that's the dream for me. I have tons of hobbies and projects and things I want to learn and places I want to travel to and see. Work interferes with those things. Retiring is the dream, and I get to do it earlier than most, with less money than most, because I "live in the middle of nowhere," I'm just pointing out that it is not a negative, it's a positive in almost every way. |
| I just realized today is not Monday…guess I’m holding these options til next week |
| made a decent bag on the first day of 2026 from SNDK and MU. lets phukin go |
| +300k selling naked NVDA calls and letting them expire worthless is 🤌 |
| I hate weekends. no juice. |
| PLTR and TSLA ded money |
| you can't even spell it! |
| Lose money on 🌽 |
| So...ghey? |
| Auto inflicted vibes 😆 |
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| You're cooked |
| It’s be a very interesting Monday, everyone’s back from vacay🚀 |
| I don’t know about that. It rose so high so fast that I sold half of it when it hit $100 for major profit and I’ve been adding it back on every major dip since it went below $60 PS. I’m holding it long now. \n\nI did almost the exact same thing with ONDS & BBAI. You have to do your own DD and these 3 stocks I really liked for long term growth. So far so good. |
| youll get em next time |
| Didn’t start the year with a banger, but a green day is good enough. 📈 |
| i never get those eod moves right. |
| As ghey as one of its shows about cucks |
| It will but hopefully we move up enough to compensate. Vix is low at least |
| TMC is doing a bang up job of destroying the ocean through mining. |
| I really hope so. I should’ve dumped it all and bought MU instead. |
| SPY isn't the right indicator. SPX held 6850 where puts were stacked, and the 20 daily EMA. bullish engulfing on the 2hr. to end the week. also a 50% fibb retrace from recent h/l. |
| shouldn't naked short 100 BIDU shares at $126 |
| 🤣🤣 |
| Mag7, Software, Cybersecurity all dumping\n\nSpace, Quantum, Neoclouds all pumping\n\nTotally normal and efficient market operations\n\n🤡🤡🤡 |
| Yeah sorry but these massive pumps on zero news for ASTS RKLB MU SNDK ONDS INTC now have big gaps which will 100% be filled. If you chase these now, then you’re absolutely regarded |
| Appl puts saved my day today.. it was no brainer when it went up 2% in 5 mins.. that shit cant stay up that long |
| Damn we are fucked |
| Good on you brother.\n\nThe loser cope in this thread is 🤌💋.\n\nThey can't possibly believe people legitimately can get wealthy. |
| I am of the same opinion. Closing the market so often makes no sense in this day and age |
| Hopefully theta don’t fuck ya |
| Sk hynix and samsung alone (which make up a big part of the index) benefit from the ram shortage like micron. If the dollar dies again they will benefit indirectly from that too. I don't have much else. |
| I had some red ones this morning but we closed green, very green, on the day |
| NFLX absolutely limp dick start to the year, fuck you |
| Apparently there were more "salad dressings" done by fed today |
| I worked out in my backyard today because of that. Fuck that noise |
| Surely my tiny purchase of MU won’t reverse the trend |
| GHRS FDA announcement monday |
| LMAO @ today |
| Selling naked trashvidia calls is the best way to make money. |
| I’d love to see another strong momentum year for them, agree there’s a nice chance of it happening. South Korea and silver were my two plays last year |
| Bummer today but I'm very bullish for the year. They have a lot of outs. |
| True |
| Bailout? You're talking about repo? Lol |
| And how many June 4th 1989s does it take to equal this?\n\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Condor |
| >£ = UK = Euro socialist commune\n\n>£1.5M = USD$2M\n\n>34 instead of 64\n\nPeople have made it work with less. \n\nAlso having children is more reason not to gamble... But again: [you do you.](https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED922/66b0d7a0c83f4.jpeg) |
| Imma need SPY to gap up over the weekend cuz I missed selling 60k in calls by 1 min lol, tactical weekend hold I guess |
| best day of the year, man |
| This is an options trading sub. Emphasis on **BETS**\n\nTicker date strike you clown 🤡 |
| I think absolutely valid. Especially if you’re willing to hold. Data readout coming this year, a new accelerated phase 2 trial also this year. This has a lot of value left to run. There are always risks with any stock but you have to determine your risk/reward. |
| Ok gonna need mp to have 5 more consecutive 9% days next week lol my bags are heavy |
| Port dumped like 10k on NYE. \nHad made that 10k back in premarket today. \nPort closed down 6k 💀 |
| MU RKLB ASTS all still pumping AH, holy shit |
| its cuz i sold at 75 the other day. |
| OP was never in profit lmao |
| lol 🫡 |
| #Today: gyms are full\n\n#Tomorrow: McDonald's full LMAO🤌 |
| I started the year +shutthefuckup% |
| MU IS KING. IS NOT TOO LATE TO FOLLOW AND JOIN THE MU KINGDOM |
| Yo, I already DM'd you |
| MU is the new NVDA |
| Ahahahahaha |
| Not everyone who drives a car dies in an accident. |
| those are your life choices, right there |
| Sooo. My biggest positions for the year are ASTS, AMZN & RDDT respectively. AMZN you absolute piece of dogshit, I’ve got PTSD from holding it. Absolute misery of a stock |
| You think that it’s still early to hop in this one? |
| Sorry buddy I own shares so I’m pretty sure it’s gonna keep bleeding out |
| EWY. Have a good amount of shares in it and I’m scaling in some calls. It might not go much further than here in the short term but I’ll be pretty well positioned if it does |
| 'New Year, New You' 🫵😂 |
| Anyone else pick up some $FRMI today? |
| RKLB $9000\n\nsee you, space cowboy... |
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| ☝️🤓 |
| Done and ghey |
| let's see if i can keep my Resolution and have every realized transaction be in the green this year. |
| swinging netflix calls over the weekend |
| #About 80% of the time the first trading day of the year determines how the rest of the year will go LMAO🤌 |
| 🎵Don’t do options, it’ll put you in the coffin 🎵 |
| There are plenty of warning signs in nature that say, "stay away." For example, the rattle of a rattlesnake.\n\nNothing says, "I'm a retard. Don't listen to a word I say." quite like a Top 1% Commenter tag. |
| All good, it sure will.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bc6xsgra50bg1.jpeg?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2dd8583eb2156daa9b8983cab17c1b10356856d |
| Im moving my port into nothing but VGT QQQ SMH and VTI and just gonna sell puts for extra cash. boring af but prob outperform 90% of sub. |
| The captain America of employees right here |
| Why it couldn’t even hold 685 |
| I’m already worthless, just waiting for the expiration date |
| i literally got headache after today session |
| Same reason they put fences on the freeway overpass |
| People aren’t back to work til Monday |
| Damn bro leave my boy UUUU alone it's been through enough |
| I hate you. Let's make out |
| Aren't the first days of the year historically the ones that were green (after tax harvesting red days at the end of the year) |
| Silver is manipulated in both directions, not just downwards don‘t get blindsided. |
| #When I die they will put this note on my tombstone: "he died just as he predicted" LMAO🤌 |
| Market rotated out of mags to buy debt riddled data centres / Neo clouds and space stonks |
| The light is green. The trap is clean. |
| Good day for asts. Now just keep up like that and it'll be nice. |
| Cancellations gonna go through the roof now that Stranger Things is done. |
| Looks like retardation was on the menu today boys. |
| #Some day y'all will expire worthless just like your contracts LMAO🤌 |
| > UNOFFICIALLY, FOR THE WEEK, THE S&P 500 FELL 1.03%, THE NASDAQ DECLINED 1.52%, AND THE DOW FELL 0.67%\n\nThank you Santa you fat fuck |
| Nah, you can still get small houses for around a million in a lot of areas in and around LA — LA is huge. |
| The Chinese firms like BYD are all going to eat each other, then TSLA will eat the winner. |
| Great news incoming... stay tuned! |
| i hope you got your calls for next week |
| Samsung? EWY? |
| Amazing. I lost half of my RKLB stack chasing premiums and getting exercised at $44. Kicking myself but had a sub $5 cost avg took up new longs. |
| The perfect hedge |
| In your case if you just have to live yourself, you can put everything in an ETF |
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| !banbet UUUU 15 2w |
| Last 3 min to panic sell otherwise weekend could rek me |
| morgan_freeman_pointing_up.jpg |
| Purely 0DTE, 1DTE and Weekly SPY contracts. Made money going both directions today actually, just timed some things right. |
| #It's weekend already? We barely started trading. LMAO🤌 |
| I be am down 80,000 and just pulled all\nMy money. Before I lose all of it. It’s gambling |
| PLTR and META for sure |
| I'm sick of holidays, weekends and shit. It's not fucking 1843. |
| I was up 25% at opening, now down 50%. That first hour fucked me hard. |
| Id be sick to my stomach |