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Seems like most stocks have lost like 10-20% off their ATHs, yet spy is less than 2% off ATH.. the fuck is holding this together?
SPY Leaps were not cheap today...
I need popcorn
Thoughts on AMD earnings? Buy or Sell the news 🤔
When WSB learns they should full port gold and silver is when we’re fuk
Calls for tomorrow. Major overreaction today
Bought more SLV at 76.5, you can't leave without me! 😡
EU is rolling out Wero which will replace Paypal
Pass some Adderall to a brother
Hims is a POS you’re def a bag holder
Bear has profit, they’ll pump just enough
this is known as the bargaining phase
Even the one that's trending right now is still QQQ which is taking on the tech sector of the US economy. The SPY is equivalent to taking the top 500 profitable companies of the US and thinking that all sectors of the US were going to buckle all at once in a single day.
TSLA is about to be Wile E. Coyote looking down as analysts realize the numbers are going the wrong way.\n\nGotta love the predictions where expected 2028 EPS is shit but 2029 jumps to a bajillion dollars because of 4 analysts pumping it.
Let’s see hmm, I only need an upward move of *checks notes* $12.27 by 345 to break even
\*grids
the best i can do is end of century
Gov shutdown averted
last 3-5 trading days i feel like my port got cut in half <sad pepe.jpg>
You swinging it?
Down \n\nI think this is shorts covering for now and regrouping
HOOD was at 120 2 weeks ago\n\nmarkets are absolutely brutal
Go hoard some shiny rocks
I will never fall for SPY $700 calls again. Until next week.
I wanna hate you but you prob right
At the same time, gold and SLV was ATH….\nCash doesn’t hold the value anymore
Let's see the truck
I’ll full port when they announce the Xbox 720
so cyberspace is now safe?
Nice. We times that shit well. Cheers
shares bruh.
Ouch
We’re delighted to work with open AI… 🤢 💃💃💃💃🤣
Watch Sue Bae and 🥭 pump this thing back up
SHREK DINGUS INCOMING!!!!
#PYPL Green EOD, I MEAN END OF YEAR, I mean END OF DECADE
All we need is the 🥭 tweet for the God candle
AMD to the rescue
Sometimes I regret not being more regarded. But man was today a nice day to have good hedges.
If I wasn’t playing weeks out and monthlies I’d have done the same
Are you adding to this position? Or focusing elsewhere?
# Sandisk  woke up
Which big tech company is reporting earnings tonight to offset the Iran news and the jobless report being moved?\n\n*Checks notes* \n\nAMD? Fuuuucck lol…
Don’t you just love selling your position then having your phone buzz 2 hours later saying if you held you could have financial freedom\n\nLike thanks phone that’s gonna help me sleep tonight
Oh blow it out your ass, Howard.
Why does Robinhood say CRWV reports after close on 2/14? With 2/14 being a Saturday
Corn is a hedge against financial freedom
Goyboy
Hold my beer, I'm about to cuck all of you by buying in
They have holdings of btc 🤣
Wild ride today.
Bought back SLV around 76.1, fuck the market-makers! 😡😡😡
5 percent on the invested capital
Why is fake internet money crashing the economy? LMAO
I need a V that stretches beyond the Milky Way to break even.
1 year?
Yes :/
if AVGO ends green, i might actually be regarded
Is this the time we buy MSFT calls or wait a bit longer.
All the dips are being bought straight back up lmao
#Bears always win fucking ALWAYS
*HA* you thought but that was actually a FAKE fake V
“CEO of SPY to announce share buybacks” - Bloomberg
will it doe? feels like its looking for any reason to dump more lately
Just woke up. Why dump? Taco sharted again? Melania movie rereleased on DVD and VHS?
Anybody buying Spy calls?
That V looks like it’s stalling for another leg down
Back to 693 for some fuk reason
sandisk wtf lol
That’s called: “one step forward, 8 steps backward”
Lord? Is it u?
no bud, there was never a doubt. johnson explained what would happen last week.
Cybersecurity well below April lows
How much money did you put in?
bol AND ber trap. great
"Chances for war just skyrocketed... for the 25th year in a row"
I'm sorry I'm in the market since 2021 so I don't have one
HOOD probably fell as much as it could possibly fall \n\nuntil tomorrow
If you fall for a fake V, you'll get a big D in your A.
690 close is all I ask
It's a falling knife, probably gotta wait for a double bottom at this point, or at least a big volume key reversal.
It does, gg, I had Tesla puts so made a little
Stocks have been overbought for over a year.\n\nWe have a long way to go.
Start the V? It was a fake V? What fucking charts are y'all looking at? I wasn't paying attention to all strikes but I snagged 50 contracts of SPY $689 calls for $.11 and sold them @ $.34. What more do you want for your calls on a -1.5% day?
the direction has been clear for 3mths, any bump is a trap, gtfo the stock market
Back in joes stock market ?
Hey you!, yes you! You fell for that little pump, didn't you?
cant get a fucking fill on anything \n\nthis market is straight aids
Horray our gov is officially open again
u just have to move on
so true!
Fuck please don’t be a trap
I bet your wife thinks you’re micro soft now 😂
We need a FakeNews_Barbie 💅🏻
Get laid you nerd
No one knows but it’s provocative
Wonder what after hours fuckery there will be
So tired of theta between 695 and 700 then dropping to 685 to immediately V’ing back to theta territory.\n\nDrop to 650 or go to 720. At least one side will make money at that point
I promised her a 6 figure swing. Didn't say which direction
They really got us the Goyim by the balls
Reverse V!
What are we doing about Uber?? 👀
Can anyone lend me a $1?
🥭 says now a good time to buy
Nah it’s cooked. Gf
Hahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahaaa BB
QQQ enfuriating
SPY 690 by open tomorrow 695 by close
Don't feed the bers
I agree. It’s simply a sector that very few people understand, and they’re very heavily institution driven. LLY doing well? Buy it. Not much a of a stock picker industry. Throw money at the winners. Everyone’s in it. Allows the manager to tell the client, well “everyone lost on healthcare” rather than, we missed it.\n\nThe people that do know shit get paid very well. And even then, they still lose a lot.\n\nBuffet has never touched Pharma. He can’t predict cash flows 10 years out. No one can. And, he doesn’t understand it. He’s okay with this.
Buy the dip? 🥲
SNDK is green. This behemoth cannot go down no matter what.
blackrock, $BLK, down >6%.\n\ndon't see that everyday from the world's largest asset manager.
Regularly scheduled dump
Game stop is actually a DFV play…They get an acquisition it will reprice them accordingly. They’ve got a hard floor with that much cash equivalents in hand. It can only go up
This next year is all about xle copper
DID TRUMP BOMBED IRAN OR WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
God damn it.  I broke my rule of no bio stocks with this one and this is what happens.  Fucking typical.
Where is the incoming V ppl are talking about
We should all jork in unison as a tribute to the market
Saylor will be fine though 😉
Msft on sale
Same here atm 690 spy calls disintegrated
The V is still on
Is this all just bitcoin causing margin calls?
Will ARM be another POS after earnings or massive recovery and back to previous ATH?
V cancelled 🙁
Cause gov opened back up .
0dtes are the only safe haven in a market like this and i'm not even joking
Dont be poor\n\nXle\n\nXle\n\nXle
It does, but earnings estimates to justify stock price implies a lot of earnings growth.
Bulls? We good fam?
> day trading with 15k\n\n> Loses it all\n\n> buys a 40k truck at 21\n\nOP is allergic to being good with money
SIIIIIIIIIKKKEEEE!!!!!
Fake V
ill be entering when share is \~400, this is when it fills the 5/1 gap on chart. when it shows any sign of support around 400 ill buy leaps
This should improve the market biggly
I did it, I'm finally in the 1%!!!!
need sexy lisa su to save the day
Just do the opposite of what you are thinking. You are welcome.🙏
AMD poor guidance tanks it
I sell snake course you wanna buy?
Fucking bols trap!
Europe can barely make Notepad app.
Yikes 😭
If it makes you feel better, I’m rich now
LOL back to drilling
Out of the whole Mag 7 I believe during a world ending recession, Amazon is the most likely to survive..
I bought the dip but it kept dipping
Good for day, good job champ
\>And how about they make RAM?\n\nThat would 3-5 years out, cost a couple billion dollars and there's no way to be sure demand will stick it out that long.
The secret to Dubai Chocolate's exceptional taste is the souls of Bangladeshi migrant workers
HOOOOOOOLD
That was obvious lol
All ready done sir!
lol me too! Squint and he is
govt shutdown avoided! 📈\nturns out they’re all still pdf files! 📉
Alright time to dump more baby
Just bought a $700 call because with this fucking game spy likes to play it’ll see $696 again this week because why the fuck not. Then at that point switch to puts because for whatever reason spy can’t get last $700 and it’s been this way SINCE FUCKING OCTOBER
Covered all my intraday QQQ shorts at 614 (from 625, 625.3, 628.5, 629, 629.5) and took fat profit, 💰💰💰💰💰
I guess I chose a good day to not look at the market.
oh I thought it was averted last week already
And the V broke like a wishbone
that guy who lost 80K on 2/2 qqq puts
Fuck wrong way buddy
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successfully caught one knife, I am now a professionally accredited knife catcher
You pivot into your own anus.
I really need to start buying puts, why limit yourself to 50% of the ways you can lose money
So if ADBE really still wants FIG it can buy it for peanuts, please do so i can unload this piece of shit
lol
#wtf was that red candle
Nietzsche spoke of this.
Gonna be the V-iest V of all time. LFG bois!
Canada, India, Brazil, Turkey, China all are off-patent as of 2026. I know several people here in Canada whose insurance have already started prepping them for switching to generic.
Elevator to 1st floor, now stairs to hell ffs
It’s the hope that kills you
he sold? pamp it 🚀
If that happens crude bois should take profit.\n\nThey have declining revenue, declining profits. Global rig activity and production only increasing.\n\nMango will do everything in his power to keep crude prices low.
A few numbers (yahoo finance) to point out:\n\n\-Cost of revenue seems to be increasing faster than actual revenue.\n\n\-They are doing share buybacks, but debt is increasing.\n\n\-Operating Income and FCF is about the same as it was in 2021\n\nWhile i agree that they have a good moat, it seems like an inefficient company that is getting worse. I don't see anything in your thesis to show that this will change.\n\nThe way i see it, any price increase above 300-350$ in the past 5 years has been market hype and hopium. That said, it's currently at \~280, so there is a little upside
Fake V
Exactly. If he does the Opposite it becomes his new decision so then it is no longer the opposite. He can't win. We might.
Getting closer right?
Not me brother, this subreddit
Not gonna lie, twas a bit stressful for a minute there
The risk is falling on a huge deposit 😂
#amd reportedly huge beat will save market
That would make sense if the movements in the down direction weren’t 10x
I full ported calls \n\nidc anymore
LOL bruh so glad I took profits.
looks like spy and corn are the same graph, now send corn to the shadow realm and take spy with it
Am I seeing this correctly… you went all in on short dated calls/puts?
Fake
Why we dumping today?
🥭 gonna pump ts right now
Is silver basically just a leveraged play on spx?
Funny enough, everyone we owe money to still wants to be paid in …get ready for it…cash.
dump continues when the market remembers it was not dumping on the partial shutdown
Holding like 50k in shares , will continue to hold
Way to be bisexual
Ain't falling for this V shit again today lmao.
MSTR is cooked
I’ll jork all your hogs\n\nEdit: vigorously
Gonna need a big MU pump tomorrow plz
We are going to V so hard you will be sick of Ving you will scream no S&P we can’t take this much Ving
Exactly 😂
huge gain on qqq puts today.\nput half of it on amd calls
Line go up but sometimes it go down
In SGOV now, not buying expensive puts\n\nBut this recovery is gonna be fake as fuck \n\nNo one has faith in this govt
Crypto Bounce is FAKE NEWS
What goes down must go up?
SPY stop the teasing
Damn, I thought NFLX was a buy at 90 😬
Nothing wrong with having balls to play both sides instead of blindly buying calls all the time.
Hope that little green dick helped you limit your losses on your calls. Back to drill team 6
Start the V please. Thank you!
He sold ? Pamp it
iwill jerk my dog
Not like the world was ever nice to me I’d happily watch the end of the world for my puts to print
Well it was a fake V. 😢🥱
Gold is just crypto without all the bullshit technology risk
Sold SPY puts way too early this morning. I will never size up until I can harden up these paper hands. Fml\n\nGot some QQQ calls - this time I will let them expire deep ITM or completely worthless.
$11,000 I could pay off my credit cards! Then I’d be broke still lol.. it’s just money! Don’t die you’ll get it back!
We will be green by EOD today. Remember, if pump not arrive today, then pump surely arrives tomorrow.
This shit had to tank that far so it could rip until EoD and end flat.
And they’d be rewarded with interest on those holdings.  Nah.  Not anymore.  If you aren’t in risk assets, you get run over by devaluation.
Uber or SMCI calls?
Pretty much that + all the selling momentum made me lean towards puts. \n\nThen I started doubting myself and sold for a pitiful gain.\n\nNext play I’m definitely diamond handing tho. Missed out on 120k last Thursday and 400k today and not gonna let opportunity pass me by again.
I should say I’m  inversing my gut feeling on this one… same with Palantir yesterday.
Trillion dollar company that makes American taxpayers into paypigs for their labor costs? Bullish.
2k bet placed Friday down 50% I just threw another 1k 10 minutes ago. God if you exist help a brother out.
XOM $150 by E0W!!!!
Anybody think of jumping in NET?
You’re halfway there, keep pushing and eventually you’ll just buy and chill and rotate when it’s time
And now it’s time for calls!!!
So, QQQs close at $617-618 I guess. \n\nLet’s go!
I pray for that sweet release. Better than being poor.
this is the bargaining phase then
shrek on the menu?
SNAP hasn’t had a green candle in a month
they bought calls so shutdown ended
got some spy calls, it will probably crash now
I can see why people do it, so many posts here where people either make -99% or +999% in a day
ADUR still shitting the bed though
Huh. It's not a proper V yet, but my Google at least stopped skiing down the hill.
Let's and green just for funsies
That’s what I did on Friday and I sold the accidental puts immediately after when I should’ve held 😂
That is impressive.
If we close green I’ll Jork your hog and my hog
Rumors of SPY’s demise were greatly exaggerated
I’ll help you jork it if we close green
Armageddon canceled. Raise the V!
Just wait and watch your puts burn slowly
Floats are away different. About 7x float for MU hence more stunted moves.
https://preview.redd.it/8dg2w2ssybhg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02c9ae374d82f9f7f762ee85614cf99a9868f93e\n\nYou dropped this
NVDA 190 and i'll sell my calls. please Jensen.
Ask your mom
Totally thought that’s Kirk cousins on cnbc… 🤣🤣
One of the craziest parts of today is that Carvana is actually in the green
WHAT IS AMD EXPECTED MOVEMENT
PATH
Do we go up again now?
What do you guys think about Uber for earnings?
This market is just insane 😭😭😭😭
The one where SPX just made a 40 point gain in 15 minutes?
goverment is finally opening up again
Yes…
so instead of a clock counting down to 0 (as it always been), it's a blonde girl screaming at you to "enter an higher bid for my product" or BUY NOW at some crazy price.\n\n \nShipping is additional.
Can’t pay a mortgage with “equity” either.
TE shorts, lmaoooooooo
> ever worry about choking to death while eating lunch?\n\nI would consider this a blessing tbh
blood oxygen
We close green and ima jork my hog\n\nEdit: vigorously
Limp dick?
who is early
Swear it tethered to BTC
Unless you borrowed money to buy these BK isn’t going to do shit.
Internet....CNBC
House votes to reopen U.S. government, bill heads to Trump's desk
President Donald Trump will need to sign the spending package after the House of Representatives approved it.
(https://www.cnbc.com/2026/02/03/house-republicans-reopen-us-government-shutdown.html)
MU end of March calls if you like green
Amd calls?
Stupid fking bers wishing total world Annihilation just so their 1 odte spy put prints
Want to laugh?\n\nI sold USAR at 25.98
is the V in this room or is it gone?
Where are you seeing a forward pe of 17? \n\nBtw half my portfolio is PATH
WE PAMPING!!!!
I agree re:GLP1 being a gamechanger. I just don't know if NVO comes out on top. I own some, and largely regret it.
pump these bags Nancy Pelosi
spy is alive again!
Sold my appl calls too early
He got the insider info.
The V will not be televised
I bought the dip of the dippity dip to early and now I’m down 98%
MSFT is getting destroyed and Aapl is pumping is insane.
I bought 5 spy 694p for 1.41 and sold at 2.10. they went to 9.00 uggg hate my life.
MM’s i take back all that shit i said
THERES AN OLD FASHIONED TERM CALLED "AFFORDABILITY". 🥭 IS MAKING THE STOCK MARKET MORE AFFORDABLE🤣
Sold my puts time for SPY calls, sometimes it’s better to be a swing trader rather than a bull or bear
nobody is buying this turd sandwich (no non-leveraged bagholders),\n\neveryone was just BETTING that others are buying this shit (leveraged paperhands)
they must be feasting today over at valueinvesting, with their great picks NVO and PYPL
What charts are bols looking at lmao
Why?
Anyone else work from home and ever worry about choking to death while eating lunch? I’m not opening Fidelity anymore while I eat.
Apple nice relative strength
that dump on amd was a gift. loaded on calls
Same, and I'm holding this dip too, hope we make it out this time 🙏
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“Okay guys markets back green” Microslop 📉
A poor craftsman blames his tools, and you are very very poor
MU has 7x the shares, oh wait the down is fucked
Just averted a government shutdown
Uber puts?
Someone here bought Calls at 696 and Puts at 684, show yourselves
AVGO NVDA
Watergate was a social experiment lmao
MU, Goog, QQQ calls now?
If this is all shutdown ending can pump SPY then bulls are REALLY fucked lmao
HI HO S-I-L-V-E-R!!!!!!!!!
I swear to god, if it goes down again I will find you
FYI https://www.cnbc.com/2026/02/03/house-republicans-reopen-us-government-shutdown.html
Who’s playing SMCI earnings
Bag holder spotted. This is Mark Carney's market now. Act accordingly
CLOSE THE CASINO NOW
Its nice to be back here again
I’m concerned. The pamp should be quicker, scared this will fade then resume to dump
congress: poors starving, sorry can't reopen the government on principle. port is down 0.5%, holy shit lets get this government open right away.
Any travel news? I can’t find shit. PM asking about why BKNG and EXPE are getting dumped and “software fuk” isn’t a good enough answer.
Made 10 bucks on calls so I'm out
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This is definitely the plunge protection team LOL aka QE
Tim 🍏
NVO's P/E is already really low, lower even than UNH's still. Puts are going to get gobbled up by theta I think.
700 eod
Will you people stop buying stocks that peaked a decade ago\n\nThat goes for all you PYPL retards too
I bought the 6% dip on a stock that is up over 40% in a year and >500% in 5 years. What a deal!
Just bought 1k of MSTR to join the regard train
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Intel is run and has been run by morons. They missed out on mobile and they’ve already missed gpus. They need to pivot out of design and focus on fab. They need to stop chasing past margins and focus on survival.
Fair enough yea im hoping for the ship to turnaround for IREN and NBIS on their upcoming earnings this week but im in NBIS at an avg of 99 so im pretty much stuck now
Yes, Eu is introducing Wero
Need mother of all V’s by tomorrow
y green dildo?
If we end green today I’m never trading this market again and I will go 100% VTI and never look back
Please stop!!!! This is too much winning Mr president. My calls for the day are cooked
we use computers to trade now get with the times old man
Is this a reversal?
TNA bouncing hard like T&A!!!
Okey, dafuq we drop. I live in a cave.
So the market cares about government re open
better buy the dip
SNDK goes down 1% -> MU goes down 10%\n\nSNDK goes up 20% -> MU goes up 5%\n\nMake it make sense
imagine buying PUTS and then going to take a shit and coming back to this fucking rally? Fuck bers
So green by close?
I am team nothing ever happens so this will be back
Only fans
made money somehow
Holy fucking shit so consistently on everything, not just on stocks but regular old vanguard ETFs as well, thats like getting 0 on a true false quiz level of skill, inverse that and win
it was 4 mins ago, so yea.
Loaded up
ENGAGE THE AFTER BURNERS
Shutdown averted. Fear has been removed from the market till end of day! IM GETTING IN!
Source?
buttcoin really had me sweating there... definitely scared out paperhanders
QQQs mooning but VIX crashing - options still bleeding.
Bottom ticked the market and sold my puts but then accidentally bought more puts instead of calls lol
Lmao
SPY pumps, and MSFT is like.... "NAH, I think I'll stay here at -3%"
I got whiplash
I like being on top so keep scrolling
How long before the class action lawsuits start against HOOD
I don't mind being a long term Amazon bagholder, I believe this stock is the last one to die in an event of a world ending recession
$692 close will be hilarious
AAPL, CVNA and LCID are barely holding this market together.
GLP1 pill will chage the world.\nThanks for the cheap shares.
my my \n\nmust have been the happiest 4 hours in the ber life this year
Please god help me
GOOG closing over 345 will be a pleasant site
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Literally the exact same thing happened yesterday just in the opposite direction 😂😂. Jump into lotto calls and you might win sunn. Not financial advice
About the time they get to lowest cash, max baggage, rug pull.
To literally nothing. Its pure market manipulation
Welp, 3rd time was a charm on calls for a quick 3x to cover all losses on stupid plays and stocks going down. Ending the day green today would have been a hell of a lot easier had I held onto those $690 puts I bought for $.17
Anyone can offer me a work from home job please?
Got out with just a scratch... ill take it
Are we closing green? Lol
NFLX only goes down.
Hope u like the stock, we going down more unfortunately
Bears go back in hiding by tomorrow morning, to hibernate some more until an actual crash happens
ONDS shorts, lmaoooo
Surely AMC will be back this year right? It can’t stay in the dump forever
Pump it the fuck up baby I’m hard
Trumps made these markets so uninvestable. Blue chips swinging double digits.
Please lord my butthole can’t take anymore msft gaping
\> You could make the argument that humanoid robots could be useful for domestic tasks, but again, nowhere near primetime.\n\nWhat is this based on? The hardware is already there. The software could be there any day now. \n\nWe're not talking about autonomous cars, here. Domestic bots don't hold children inside of them while traveling 70 mph down the highway. They don't have to be 99.999% accurate to be useful. \n\nOptimus only needs to be able to do a handful of domestic tasks (take out the trash, make the bed, fold laundry, bring in the groceries, unload the dishwasher, sweep the floor, put toys in the toybox, etc.) to be a very attractive product.
🥭 uses tariffs like a warlord uses his army to threaten other cultures of conquest. 🥭 is basically an economic warlord \n\nThe market doesn’t like tariffs and economic uncertainty
power hour is back to regularly scheduled market maker programming
All the stocks on my watch list moving at the exact same time, in the exact see direction, and the exact same amount.\n\nThis is normal and natural!
Now that we have funding for *checks notes* 10 whole days the market is surely saved!
we need the candel of all candles now
“What are you doing?”\n\n“Learnnning.”
They had to ruin all the fun on Buttcorn 🌽
sell or hold till zero 🫡
How can you bet on a company that, in the middle of the AI boom, got caught cooking the books to make itself look like they were selling well?
Thank you! You are a real one!!
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Can MSFT just stop being a downer
What dip did you buy? AVGO here
Already known
No. Just believe harder.
Fat cats have unloaded the bags on bols at 7000 \n\nThey unloaded on saylor the last bit of pedocoins \n\nCrash this shit 💩
I buy it goes down I reverse it goes up
They must have found SPY and QQQ in the files
And our hearts 🥰
God damn it MSFT, you stupid fuck. Can you just do what everyone else is doing.
Here's hoping they vote to end the shutdown within the next hour, then we'll probably get a nice little EoD pump.
It's similar to an open faced ponzi. It's technically NOT a ponzi - since they're using debt to buy assets and are open about what they're doing. But those assets are crypto. \n\n**This is microstrategy:**\n\n"Give us your money, and we'll invest it for you. By the way we're investing it all into crypto. When the convertible note expires either we'll give you back your money & interest (if the investments didn't work out) OR if they did, you can have some shares of our company at the strike price. So you get all the upside but no downside! While... we still have assets. If we have no assets you lose it all".\n\nIt's a way to pump crypto while simultaniously transferring money from late convertible note holders to early ones. Shareholders are just along for the ride and ONLY get paid if crypto does insanely well. If crypto goes \*sideways\* or up \*less than \~10% / annum\* they actually all lose out...
This smells of market manipulation or carpet pull.
#HOLY V. SPY 700 by eod
SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP
He sold? Pump it.
Now THiS is pod racing
It will. Buy the memory stocks. Safe havens for a while
That was last week in metals.
MSFT closing above 415 would be a triumph
Tuesday.
Every time VIX gets to 20 lol\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/znqzkpb9ybhg1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32848d88aad8300a56c75bd13c58b2f14486a6d9
Will happen. Guarantee you.
Takes some brass balls to do that. What was the logic behind the play? Just not trusting yesterday's gains?
Bears are winning tf are u talking about
I need like a whole cheesecake covered in chocolate
i think today might have just been a delayed cash crunch from metal liquidations last friday
K dump is over, back to flat by close\n\nI fucking hope lol
1.5 hours to go green.
Please cash out and get the fuck away from stock market, I have seen people making tons of gains and lose it all because of greed.\n\nPlease CASH OUT
No brainer tech dip, will sell in a few days
Government shutdown is over in 2025. Markets dump. Government shutdown is over in 2026 markets pump. Can we all just agree none of this ever makes sense.
tempted to buy some meta stock
Anything to Dave the stockmarket hahah
I just bought Feb 6th lol 🤷‍♂️
I love AMPX
1 1/2 hours to find out
Wtf is this market , i've aged 5 years this week
V fade into a bloody sour hour would be most entertaining
corn recovery, lame
Down 30k sold for even
hwat
No we are the milkman’s kids
Goog earnings predictions?
what's up with the quantum pump
GOVT: OPEN\n\nBEARS: LUBED\n\nV: CONFIRMED
To what though
MSFT has bottomed here after all stocks have collapsed
Attractive in what way tho 🤔 ups or downs y
BERS IN SHAMBLES 🤌
SNDK what are you doing sir?
Paypal looked good yesterday
What’s triggering it?  Perhaps a growing sentiment by the masses that everything we thought we knew about government was sitting in some files that are just now being released?!?
So was it going down cuz of the bs fake shutdown? Lmao
Like a leopard frog wearing slacks huh?
taking the 0.01% chance of an explosive rip with 50 bucks of 50c weeklies
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HIMS gobbling up their market share as they pivot into lab testing and eventually a robust proactive healthcare provider. Expecting Novo to try partnering with him to gain access to distribution network.
I sold. \n \nNow prepare for the V
if we could do that by tomorrow morning that would be great
NIA but things are looking good for AMZN, I'm just wondering how priced in the 8% implied move actually is...
Hidden gem of a comment HOLY 🤣
SNAP looking so attractive at this point tbh but it looked good at 15 too
Lol cope more. Buddy
#Fuck TSLA!
Ofc
Put it all on red at the casino...
Just made 9 dollars. Anybody interested in my trading course, please DM
news stories should have news links
On SPY? Yes
How funny if we reversed and finally cracked 700 today 🤣
pump it
I bought $30c expiring on the 13th
If this ever closes green it’s generational bear trap
I think they always crush and tank tho
no
🐻’s really thought
The government has been shutdown? Interesting.... Wouldn't even know.... Seems like they've been shut down for years...
Deploy Shrek!
If this squeezes the shorts I'm going to laugh and laugh and laugh
Seems like a major overreaction
Guys it is over isn’t it? 😞
They have extra chromosomes. Xtra Chromy Homies.
Feb 5th 697 call, am i cooked?
Burying myself in a pile of PLTR shares and waiting out the next 3 years
3-5 business years lol
Dude, if SNDK pops again im going to fucking vomit
# House votes to reopen U.S. government, bill heads to Trump’s desk. Good i guess. V incoming
you're welcome guys, i bought puts thinking it was a fake bounce.
Lol some magic money from Powell’s ass came right in on that Nvidia support
I AM NOT FUCKING SELLING \n\nI WILL GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP
not possible
V initiated? Everything’s going back up lol
Got a good look at the young guy that’s been cat calling me for the last few month. He is cute, just got no ass. \n\nI guess not every man can be a dumptruck daddy.
This nice smooth liquidation. Just like in ES. These are leveraged sell orders being executed by institutions for those offsides. \n\nPretty sure there is absolutely no bid happening except for some short coverings.\n\nWe are witnesisng this live in BTC right now
Probably
V time \nThink they’re ending the shutdown if I saw correct ?
They didnt zoom out to 3 month chart 📈 lul
waiting to be able to post on main \n\napparently you cannot say things about wanting PDF files to swing in trees (\*on a play set of course\*)\n\nweird huh? website will let chuds talk about stuff- if it involves brown people. \n\nFunny where it draws the line.
SPY has a chance to do something funny, like another 1% drop
Well if you don't buy hyped up meme options, IV ain't that big of an issue. MSFT leaps IV around 35%, not bad at all
OpenAI and NVIDIA having a marital dispute and we are just the kids in the middle.
For anyone lucky enough to read this, Elon is going to be buying PayPal soon for much more than it's currently trading at.
BREAKING: OpenAI announces a deal with Iran
They’re mothers drank ethanol
Can we get Sandisk to dump? Asking for a friend
lol I hate when people say this, but there is- without a doubt- some tomfoolery going on
I don’t feel good, so probably calls
Paammpp ettt blease
Don't let others tell you that it's impossible to break your chin gambling. Go get it
fucking green candle on sofi and reddit. ATH wen 😭
So much good news that we must believe we are going to ATH this week and for the rest of the month!
get the fuck in, next stop 7000
I prefer the V over the D
i buy the dip and shit keeps dipping. atleast i’m not gambling w options haha
Idk I heard they just have a big problem on a Gacha game, not sure is on pypl side or the Gacha game side , something like people key in info and the info can be used by other players to make thousands of dollars buy
sooo im not actually down a grand if i dont sell amirite
Wish I had more money would have bought all these dips lmao
More drilling coming just wait
Is it free? If yes I will take it.
Time to pump it
everything is near ath and bers talking like we have been in a bear market for years, what im missing?
What are the chances Amazon misses earnings? I sold completely out of meta and plan on swing trading Amazon earnings
Dead cat bounce jk
V incoming … fake sell off today. No news
Govt Re-opens. Please Deep V now. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
No, hope
So today is the same as 12/17 where spy went down and broke every support levels
2 weeks ago. Panic and sell everything
GEO / CXW this is your moment
Sooo how we feeling about SMCI earnings?
Rest in peace eurofatties, LLY about to eat your market share
Shutdown over SPY 700 surely 😀
Yes. People should divest from shit stocks like MSFT or AVGO and instead buy quality companies like CVNA.
No bids . \n\n0. \n\nPedocoins selling hard few takers.
Bruh, why do these V’s happen so abruptly? Like chill give us some indication for gods sake
Government shutdown cancelled. \n\nBack to calls
MASTERCARD is a safe haven on this red day. Imagine the pump it could have had if today was green
Did you account for the massive pump on friday tho?
I blinked and $SPY shot up $2 wtf
The V is real and my dad is coming back I knew it!!!!
Circuit breakers on the upside inbound
Bears really thought 680 was up next 😂😂
Can we get a MU power hour? Asking for a friend
Bols get fuk part 2
So one Oracle tweet can crash the market, but orange man can say whatever. Cool.
Taco's Uranus from recent news...
Yeah.. I almost locked in calls before the pump too..
Im watching 🤓
I didnt lost 20k at 21, but also my NW was about 5k then. Just switch to a boglehead now will make the loss worth it.
Paypal and then NVO, hope valueinvesting has the hotline posted up
lol
Dang bro. You were posting that before the algorithm starting ticking stuff up
Duy the bip
prayer circle for bol let's get spy to 700\n\n🕯
Looking at the order book this pump is fake AF
Lol SPY has no idea what it wants to do
Everything is fucked
Canceled
Green by close
And back to drilling
Lunch is over and green peen incoming
Nice\n\nGEO / CXW
So…many…bags…
DID SOMEONE ORDER A V
Hahah Indeed
SNDK reloaded
Can we get the greatest V in history? I promise that I will not make fun of bers.
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fuck me I was $10 away from locking in 688C for tomorrow, now SPY is going back up...
Bear market is on
I don’t care what any of you say I’m loading up on spy calls, this is like the fucking 30th time spy has faked getting to $700 and it works so $695 calls are the way lol spy’s been playing this game since literally fucking OCTOBER
fake V only more pain ahead.
And its pinned for the rest of the day.
there's always a bigger dip
This dip was promised to us 3000 years ago
It's not useless, you can fund drug cartels, terrorist organizations and dictatorships with it.
Lol imagine if SPY just pumps back to green eod
V for ants?
Sick V about to be incoming on MSTR don’t miss out yall.
Here comes the half V to kill both sides of the trade.
Are the behrs seriously about to spam, "fake V?" You do realize you are the bait, idiots.
Smart money knows we’ll see SPY $560 by April
Regard strength indicator
What? Gambling?
Gov shutdown over
MSTR wen
Hmm okay thanks
Be extremely funny if this ends green.
When’s the last time NVDA was below 180?
Yea, but it gives the "illusion of control" or something...\n\nAnd that said, it's bouncing there...
Insiders finished buying
From up 200% to -25 wow
OMG I brought right at bottom!! Huge V incoming!
And he’s trying to tell us the market is doing fantastic lmfao
Buying the dip on daily LA temperature was the play
Okay thanks
Back to dumping in 5mins
The Dip That Was Promised
SPY 700 LFG 🚀
Crazy stat. I hadn't seen that one yet.
Oh look at that Spy's RSI is almost at 20, I think I'll buy some calls now, let me just log into my brokera- and it pumped .2% is over 40 now... great....
Fake
we got semiconductor earnings today lads, > 7000 close tomorrow
They ended the shutdown to save the market lmao
#Are bulls having a good time? 🤣😂🤌
Why my pee pee so small today
Just because you’re heavily concentrated in zeroDTE calls and pre-revenue shitbags doesn’t make the market “untradeable.”
Here it comes
The CEO of fomo
No, I mean mutual destruction of value resulting in financial losses for both sides -> markets go down
do this V hold. Hm
Yeah market isn’t crashing while I have cash ready, sorry bers.
Bottom definitely set but let’s see how it finishes
Pump the VIX!!!
Here come the big green hulk cock V
This V is brought to you by Your Retirement
Jokes on you guys, the V is happening now. Straight into Google and Amazon earnings we go bulls!! Load up
Shutdown over, BTFD
I bought so many dips that now I'm a dipshit
War with Iran very soon
Duolingo is a POS stock
This isn’t for you bro
690 EOD. It’s gonna happen simply outta spite, algos hate everyone
So glad I dump all my COIN shares when it was trading at $258 just a few weeks ago
that's how NFLX gets back to ATH - televises Jensen/Altman cage match
Bear today, gone tomorrow. Calls 🤑
Pump for ants, back to dump
The V is here!
Always was
Yea and get crushed by IV lmaoo
a small correction before market close was expected. Watch for another drop tomorrow.
The only thing I've been green on this year is RCAT but that position is so small compared to my HOOD position which is bleeding big time
Probably warsh
Obama and Joe biden having super gay butt sex the quake from the butt clapping is causing market to fall off a cliff
You guys were so bullish yesterday evening and that was the sign. Smart guys knew that. 🙃
Last night I had a dream about GTAVI. Earlier I saw TTWO was red bigly so I bought some. I didn't even know earnings was this evening. A sign from the gods?
BOL TRAP
Destroy the VIX
PUMP IT
I can't wait until market open > A little red isn't a big deal. It's normal > Wtf why is it tanking? Please go up > Down 5% > Closes portfolio \n\nRinse and repeat
fake and ghey
Fakest V i’ve ever seen in my life
I told you guys, until we see a 10% drop it aint a crash
690 by 3PM
Time for V? Feels like a bull trap
Nobody knows wtf is happening and nothing makes any sense
Nothing ever happens
this is literally what i do, lmao
Throwing this out one day before earnings. Cool.
The only big V here bulls is your mom.
Green by close!
Your sacrifice will not go unnoticed, kind sir.
POWER HOUR CONFIRMED GOVT TO REOPEN
You get Reddit gold for free
The V is gonna be HUGE
Bro needs to triangulate the source of the retardation
Bottoms in
Government shutdown averted
Corn bounced off that 72,500 support fast
Ran outta moneys gotta buy the dip on credit card now..
Lisa has the future of all humanity on her tiny Asian shoulders.
shit needed a power 2 hour today
How much MSFT? And Just shares? Thinking of starting to nibble
Recession over
I hate money
Shitting your pants in meetings is bullish
Wouldn’t u like to know weather boy
*CLICK*\n\n*CLICK*\n\n**BOOM**
Blew my account today meanwhile my friend just texted me asking me what he should buy in this dip
🤡🍑 market.
sndk aint suckin no dicks
Probably see spy 700 today
All time high last week and you call this a 🌈🐻 market 🤣
probably in few hours
You can spend all day posting on reddit and tell people that that you've been working all day at the company that you own
This get sold
# I thought I was being savvy saving cash for the dip. Apparently that wasn’t THEE dip. LMAO
whew! I've had stop losses trigger on 4 different names already...
crapto doing what it does best
I love you little V
$2.5billion loss for saylor so far \n\nSend the mfer to zero \n\nFuck that pedo coin
Should I sell tqqq and move to soxl or tecl since they down more rn?
I didn’t see that, shoulda known honestly
lol send it green
i timed the fuck out of that V lmao. jacked to the tits long lets go
**that's bait**
News?
#NVDA going bankrupt LMAO🤌
The twins only pamp
Bers r fuk
No fucking way I sold at the bottom
Yep, 0dtes
put the fries in the bag? more like fry the puts in my bag!
Yes 🥺
Down 1.5% a full day is unacceptable because it's never up more than 0.5% a full day.
##THE CHAOTIC PERIOD HAS BEGUN
buy the dip
Okay wtf is triggering this? Partial shutdown , Iran , Jensen Altman fight ? Wtf
Unironic incredible buying opportunity. Only memory sector name that fell today
Why? Why!? 😭
Jesus is taking the wheel.
SPY tied to and being dragged down by a completely useless “currency” is peak casino market
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Omg what a nightmare
ODTE's?
Yeah but thats just an example, and if that, thats not always the case.\n\nPlenty houses start with 60k in repairs and end up in 100k+ rehab cost territories. \n\nIm just saying, theres not a sense in just hating on myself for it. The bright side is, and there always is one, is that 1) not my full portfolio and 2) im young with plenty of opportunity to make more money. \n\nLifes too short dont get hung up on the little things.
Probably shouldn’t take adderall and trade 0dte
The market movements have nothing to do with the shutdown theres some real coping going on here
stop being gay gold
If we somehow end green off this pump my erection will break my chin
believe it or not, green day
Keep in mind that's likely the lowest you'll ever see SPY again in your lifetime, you guys
we r so back
Big V started. I’m about to cum !
BOOM
cool, now pump back to green MSFT you piece of shit.
Spy back to 695 tomorrow?
Generational bag holders were created today
Cope
I bought some and quit after a few months of the stock down 10% , it was a shit show
Finally
This V will be glorious
I love it when SPY just randomly roids out like this
Crypto.....hahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhah haha
This V about to expose the shear unrelenting psychosis of WSB
YESSYEESSYESSSYESSSYESS MOREEEE
V or fake 🧐
Your take shows CI to be much better than UNH. Can you defend your preference for UNH between the two?
Watch 700 EOD. You already sold, so you'll miss it. Haha.
Its over bears, close your positions before its too late
SEND IT SPY CMON
MU is dead 😔
I wonder how that braindead permabol with the stupid clownface pfp is doing
Holy fuggin candle
There's our girl, we missed you V
DAYUM puts getting crushed rn LMAO
The V that could
Wow stupid V had to ruin a good thing
Then we would proceed to dump right back down
I know some people lost serious money on MSTR those posts always get haters downvoting
Dang son. Ya made it. Almost
I dont know what the fuck happening anymore bruh. Everyone's saying its because of hawkish FED. But he is in those files and 🥭's close friend's son. So, he will cut those rates. But I think something's fundamentally broken. It's definitely not market's overstretching with dollar dump.
This is the fun part everyone calling V to happen now.. down a full day is impossible for ppl to even accept nowdays
I should buy low shouldn’t I
Believe it or not, spy 700 today
buy calls instead
There will be no basements soon
\nUS House approves funds to end government shutdown. Sends to Trump for signing into law.
#FULL PORTED PUTS AT THE ROCK BOTTOM
Iran failed to seize the tanker, but they did seize our ATHs.
Hoe has been flat since like October, STOP PLAYING GAMES
greatest bol trap of all time some are saying
please, sweet baby hesus
How does this brokerage allow negative balance?
Clearly I missed one of the biggest moves so far this year. I flipped a couple puts early and quit trading just before the fun began. I am so sad.
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We end green today
^(WE'RE SO BACK)
Well, they didn't piss away billions on AI slop.
It's at least comforting to know silver is going to $20
Ok, now don’t do it again and put it in an IRA instead lol
some bounces
As usual
what are the perks of getting assigned RDDT shares?
What actual events??? too much hype into assets and it blows up, that's it.
Would be hilarious if we end the week at SPX 7000. \n\nThis market is truly retarded so do not rule this possibility out.
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IM NOT FUCKING LEAVING
🤣 no thanks
V faker than Elon's new sexual partner (Optimus)
There's the nice green bounce... go go power rangers....
Bought a Put to cause this bounce, while secretly holding Calls in another account under a different name. Fuck your games, Universe
WE ARE SO BACK … to -2%
The V has arrived.
NVO what a trash stock XD
V back to flat then theta cucking begins
🟩 God candle 🙌
Btc was waiting on that, back to 125k now...
HOOD will claw back
Mistimed the V and now 70% down :/
He bought?
😂
I would like a fucking $8 V please
Oh snap, the MMs finally found their Buy Button, they've been looking for it all morning
Earnings were fantastic last quarter and it didnt move the needle but I'm still hopeful
I never win on put options ! Any advice ? \nWhat’s the best strategy for short holding ?
Is this what the anime JewJitsu Kaisen is based on?
Lmfao AAPL bulletproof
Fine MMs, you shook me out of my MU position. Fucking bastards.
A shit ton of spy 690p. 750 contracts @0.43 to be exact.\n\nI chose it over Spx because it was in my Roth IRA account so I figured I wouldn’t need to worry about taxes. And spy has a closer spread so maybe? = more money?
SAYLOR SAFE THE MARKET
do worry, we're not getting rid of war anytime soon. you'll be up again
I don't know any other payment platform/company that has more hate towards it than PayPal. Its difficult to change that reputation, especially as they really aren't doing anything better.
We need sex robots and we need them now!
pure bagholding now, just trying to exit at breakeven.
Stop the count!
Turns out investing in solid assets means I’m green today - BRK and GLD printing
War? You mean, one sided slaughter?
If I make money going both directions today I’m gonna bust 🫦
This V needs viagra.
Alright, let me buy a 0DTE put to help you guys out 🤣
GOVERNMENT FUNDING PACKAGE HEADS TO TRUMP'S DESK FOR SIGNATURE
# ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?!
Well adjusted buys with the fall of crypto will lead into a nice risk reward scenario
Red candle on VIX. Time for calls.
And he’s incompetent. even if he could do something he’d screw it up.
Why V?
When u own nothing but high beta stocks on a bloody red day 😍😍😍
I did i time the bottom? up 15% already in 2 min lmao
Which strike and expiry do you have lol
Blue shirt nice cans
Chinese, European and other Asians moneys at this rate. \nAlso yeah foreign banks stock are not knock down to negative yet so far. \nKinda doubt the SPY will stay positive this day. \n
I’m following you into battle on the SMCI calls. 🚀
we all died 6 months ago\n\nour punishment is watch spy in this range forever
Can we at least get a short cover rally?
“And…it’s gone.”
TSLA is dead cat. Look at that bounce! 😎
SNDK is my saving grace today 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Were backkkkk
Im like wtf!!!!
It's recovering. Sell Sell Sell
Fn S&P dragging down CVNA
Quick sell you puts bers 🤌
Well that's unfortunately and very irregular for fraud. Quite sneaky.\nWhat bank was it? I can't even buy a pair of socks online that isn't amazon without needing a second level of authentication.
Hulk and Shrek pitching tents.
This better be a big V
its the V . Copium
You can see Nancy pelosi right now on cnbc
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That was the v. Enjoy it while it lasts
You can still buy NVDA under 180 rn
Dang son. Ya made it. Almost
Alright the v is done, back to drill
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Totally not rigged right boys eh eh eh ehhhhh
Commence Operation V
yesterday
This V is gonna be fake just like all the others today
lmao ive got a reddit warning for saying some harsh words towards drill team 6\n\nfucking AI got me by the balls
never sell- warren buffet
PUMP THROUGH THE DARKNESS
Have no money available for trades, but there appears to be buying opportunities
my account got epstein'd
They’re already going to get it in November.
There's no point holding stock in this 🌈🐻 market
It’s the size of Mangoman’s hands…
pump incoming, bought puts
Hopefully. I can add another 800 shares when it does : )
apple 🍏
Just go up like .2 percent more and I’m done forever I promise
the V none of us deserve but desperately need
SNDK just doesn’t care
PLEASE DADDY MARKET.
Just bought a fuck ton of qqq calls expiring this friday with a 640 strike, yes Im retarded
I hope it’s upper case and not lower case
MSTR seems like such a boot buy now
Brb selling all my furniture
I know Jeremey is freaking out ab PayPal today
Go back to the basement regard
🚽 that was easy
So it looks like that Jeff’s ring was quite heftily involved in Bitcoin and all the crypto bros have effectively been funding a network of deviants for years. What’s the value going to be once your “freedom coin” turns out to be Diddlercoin? Certainly explains his unexplained wealth.
not yet
If he establishes martial law and cancel intermediates because the only good result he has had (the market) is cooked, who can't stop him? I think he's pushing the boundaries hard enough
why green candle?
Are they just re doing what happened sunday night, today?
NFLX price by April?
Nice, buying at the bottom
Its coming back to 600
puke and rally?
We’re all long term investors now
for real.. my calls are cooked
# Send it.
praying for bol because i need cheaper puts 🕯️🌈🐻
I'm becoming an expert on catching falling knives, bloody business
RSI stands for Retard Strength Indicator.
What does VIX at 20 mean
Lets gooooo 🙏🙏. Wish i coulda done the same with FD/DK lol
Yep.
Neeed TSLA to drill through this support at 415
zero reasons to own shares in any sector imo
Why does it have to be Mango??? Mango is such a delicious fruit.\n\nWhy can't it be Durian? or Balut?
Markets going down like there is no tomorrow 🤦🏻
The comment section will be a graveyard when the AI bubble bursts
Believe we’re lookin at it
She also handed out diamond hj’s
Here come the V, but it wont save my ass
MSTR 🤡 🔫🤡
I bought one put your welcome bullz
I know shit's gone real bad when the VIX outgrows my entire watchlist
hey, hey hey hey.\n\n**WE'RE** gonna get wrecked 🙂
Remember crypto treasury, the hot corporate trend in H2 2025? Should be lots of CFOs out of a job by end of H1 2026
I lost my shirt on AVGO too. Finally dumped it for 340 and took losses. Glad I did. I will go back in when it slides below 300
I made some money with puts but I sold so fucking early ;^;
CLOSE THE CASINO
I am a victim of weaponized judaism
Is this the market realizing the US is in deep shit or is it because the elites realize the Epstein shit isn't going away.
MSFT V incoming just like Daddy said
Thank the fuckin’ lord that Bitcoin trades 24/7 so I can watch those retards lose money at all hours of the day
3…2….1…
Sorry to say but equity for home owners really shouldnt matter. We shoudnt make housing some type of investment. If everyone houses drop by 30% does it really matter? it would just scale
😂😂😂
V back to flat
Presidential signature away from the government shutdown not happening. Is this what the V was waiting for???
Shut down is over just pump it
When V 🤔
Added 1dte $686 calls. At this point a little more pain won't be felt if it goes against me.
Shutdown ended. Now we pump. \n\nThis shit is SO manipulated it isn't even funny anymore. ONE drone nukes the market. \n\nI bet the rest of my portfolio that shit wasn't even real.
Green by EOD
Its a beautiful day my friends
omg was that a gap up spy, lets gooooo V
Time for a tweet
https://preview.redd.it/m3mbx4n6wbhg1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3fcf62736fb2c57a1a921bb9be06e9b378f5308\n\n“Camera 2, slow zoom over his shoulder to focus on his watchlist”\n\n“Ok cue the laugh track and signal the dog to cover its eyes with both paws”\n\n“Perfect. Run the Wendy’s ad on the next commercial break”
Everytime i bag hold i start drawing fibonacci retracements lines and shit.
Tell your wife I said Hi
\-13% is considered optimistic imho \nmy bet is -20%
There’s our V
Bout 20k comments the thread start to glitch
This is the V
us shot iran drone down -> chances of war just skyrocketed
>The S&P 500 (SP500) has historically plunged an average of 16% within six months following the appointment of a new Federal Reserve chair, according to Alexander Altmann, Barclays Plc’s global head of equities tactical strategies.\n\n#Reminds me of the dump in 2018 LMAO🤌
Should fall for every $1B they spend at this point.
No, it's just the usual paperhanded retail gheyhood.
Danny Ainge go brrrr
# software and corn just can't find a fucking bottom
It isnt weird at all. it is how they unload garbage onto unsuspecting retail. just unwind it slowly so you can keep luring in those dip buyers. If you crash it all at once it is a lot harder to off load bags onto the rubes on robinhood
Guys where’s the V
I would hit that.\n\n \nWith a 2x4 that is.
November is too far away for that to happen.  I see a continued sell-off, then a run-up to midterms.
Well well well, bers were right all the time. I changed to bul last week. I belong here, yes
Where can I buy your option course?
MAAM, DO NOT REDEEM
#its just a flesh wound 🥴🥴
Patiently waiting for SNDK to +10% from the $660 wall : )
We striking Iran? Invading Greenland? Going to war with Antarctica’s penguins? Throw me a bone here.
Keep complaining, some people actually lost money on puts today
FSD is a national security threat.
5th day in a row in the green . Shorting silver and BTC was the best thing that ever happened to me lol. I actually entered a long position on silver yesterday. I already took profits on that. And now I’m long BTC . Just nibbled some on the $72,000 low of the day. \n\nHoping tomorrow will be the sixth Green Day in a row. \n\nTo be fair, I’ve lost money in the last two years straight lol. So I guess every dog has it today.
crushed it as in MSFT?
Welp, nice knowing you guys, its been a pleasure
It's a consumer stock\n\nAnd consumers seem fine
Apps
The Bag7 does nothing but hold us back
Inconsolable right now lmfao but hey 🤷🏻‍♂️ greens green
this is bad. Real bad. I am to over leveraged on theses earnings play. lol. rddt is such a shit stock. I wish i didn't pick up calls but I did like a dumbass. All the other tech earnings this im gonna get wrecked. fml
dont forget, amd and smci reporting tonight\n\nmore oil to fire