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| kenny g already dumped 80% of the port he pounded out of the leopold pinata \n\nthis is either really good or really bad for the ai trade through the end of the year |
| You can’t when you ignore DMs. |
| Depends\n\nIs 🥭 shilling again? |
| is that more or less compared to a normal monday |
| Photos pls\n\nWords mean nothing to ne |
| BTC about to be really rocky. Bears got liquidated really hard, the bulls are next followed by a new low into the start of the bull market. Calling it now |
| Hedgies don't want to load up before NVDA ER, so volume has been weak. Next week the option chain should be pretty wild in semis and volume will pick up bigly. Since they already retraced in July, its likely be the start of next leg up if there isn't a midterms market correction |
| The amount of dick I'd suck for SPY to open +2% on Monday... |
| It was nice without it |
| Just found out that strength has different ratings\n\nMy pull is elite and my push is novice. This defo fucks me up somehow |
| It can be both! |
| :clifford: :clifford: :clifford: |
| It is fucking ass, genuinely |
| I had big gains, then I added to my position in 2021 and brought up my average price and it immediately went down. Then for some reason I held through last year. I have no idea how to time crypto trades. |
| Hi bb.\n\nI cant seem to catch anything. 🥹 |
| and then |
| Yea we definitely aren’t full bull run bro!! (QQQ went up 10% in 2.5 weeks) |
| Rare weekend I am tempted to buy going into. Yeah, I think a rally here is irrational, but I trust the market to do it anyway Monday because bulls insist it has to happen. Plus crypto and shiny metals are over extended, so people taking profits there will rotate back in. |
| What does one buy and sell to gain $37,000 in 8 months? |
| >Bond market accused of being 2 weeks away from newks!\n\nSave us T-Diddy! |
| I am tessler than you. |
| No casino take 100k bet |
| Banbet or stfu and gtfo |
| SPY opening at 767 then plummeting Monday? |
| not likely |
| This is Wsb none of us can read |
| don’t turn this into a dumb ai thing. This is just companies doing what companies do. Move money around to fit a narrative. They did it before AI and they will do it after. |
| No you're not. You're gonna sit in your room and stare at your phone and play video games. You're either gonna drink alcohol or energy drinks. |
| If only they waited an hour. |
| You are not lazy, you’re overworked |
| 1. Your post is needy and annoying. Just post your positions. You can give your rationale for why you think it's going down if you want. \n2. The amount you bet isn't anything to get excited about. It's less than one paycheck for a decent number of people. Even if you "win," the result isn't anything spectacular. \n3. If you're complaining about negativity on wallstreetbets, you clearly haven't been here very long. This is hardly negative.\n4. Buying calls after a huge run up is equally as dumb as buying puts. Both are gonna get destroyed by IV crush. |
| Theres no inbetween at this point. Were either opening to 770 or 760 Monday. Hoping pressure from China gets Trump to chill tf out |
| U better behave! |
| Bond vigilantes aren’t going to win a fight against a treasury with unlimited money. |
| Sucks to be you, my door is open and I am also on the prowl |
| When those customers also have PSUs or at minimum hold shares already…..\n\nWhatever you incentivize, happens.. |
| 🐈 |
| Hopefully this will hit |
| 🤣 |
| Institutions coordinating to screw retail |
| the fuck you are! |
| you talking about people you know personally? |
| My company had a hands-on demo with Salesforce where their literal trained staff was trying to demonstrate the product, and despite it being a brand new product, it felt like some clunky 90s software. Clicking 5 million buttons in their insanely slow UI to do anything. |
| Why’s sad is that even when 🌽 doubled from prior ATH. ETH never even cracked its 2021 highs. |
| Earnings for last 4 times |
| People that bit by that one tick that makes you allergic to meat. ^^^And ^^^also ^^^turns ^^^you ^^^ghey |
| Better lock your doors, I’m on the prowl tonight. |
| where do we open on Monday? |
| SPY +5% by AH close |
| Are you implying that AI related revenue is overstated by customers? |
| Wrong!!!!!!! |
| weekends are for fucking shit up when markets are closed |
| Nobody is brilliant here Sir. |
| Cryptards are better people than memory and semi bols. |
| Give me the money and challenge yourself to do it again. \n\nI believe in you. |
| https://www.instagram.com/p/DcUVS-xEQhD/?img_index=1 there is the last week performance for the crypto market, we are in bullish momentum! |
| I'm not a bear though |
| Sir, you are giving ZJ's behind a Wendy's please less talking. |
| Stay to stocks. Forget they exist |
| You gonna try to glaze her roe ? |
| You have to use it properly |
| I took a $400 realized loss for a $6k unrealized gain (longer term play) I'm pretty happy ngl |
| Dunder Mifflin 2.0? |
| No talking to you |
| You are so fucking right about it |
| BTC is rallying you know what that means !! Stocks are next |
| Looking like a gangsta in a cocktail dress. |
| mabye, but im win lol |
| hmmm, what about the regular market? |
| Why crypto shot up?\n |
| I think about it ever day |
| #BETTER CASH OUT OF YOUR CRAPTO WHILE YOU STILL CAN, THIS PUMP WON'T LAST A WEEK |
| You talking to the wind? |
| fukin crypto tards about to start posting nonsense again |
| I'm only down 25% lifetime on my ETH holdings now. |
| Team Cute Gays Korea |
| The strip clubs make it worth it |
| We're going to bomb the bond rates back to the stone age, kick the crap out of them |
| If you every think about getting into options. please don't. |
| # If you bought puts before close, you are already down going into the weekend |
| This is not your Facebook wall Sir |
| 62k in aug week 3 means calls worked this time, huh |
| 🌽 going to $85k. Then crash wave. |
| ***James Joseph Cramer*** |
| Praying for Trump to chill over the weekend and announce some type of peace talks so we go full bull run Monday |
| Truer words rarely ever spoken. |
| Whatttt lmao what’s u lose on |
| >Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts is allowing the White House to continue construction on President Donald Trump’s $400 million ballroom project for now.\n\nYou can continue committing crimes for now while we decide if it is a crime or not. If only my margins worked this way ... |
| Share the love, lmao |
| Reporter on Bond Market: The yields have come back up since then. Have you talked to Bessent about another type of intervention.? \n \nTrump: The ultimate intervention is our military. And if we have to use that, we will.\n\nwe are threatening to bomb the bond market |
| > It hit low $80s at the height of metaverse spending and rocketed after he moved on from it\n\nyou're wrong on why it went to $80 and why it shot to ATH. use AI to do some basic research. hint: signal loss from apple, tik Tok fears, macro economic conditions (look at every tech company)\n\nand they haven't moved on from metaverse lol, they just shut down horizon but look at their RL spend...once again just basic research |
| 5 times a charm |
| I feel bad for them. Always seeing the glass half empty; they just needed more love growing up. |
| jokes on them i actually like a lot of apple tv shows like widows bay and i watch them on debrid soon as they are available in 4k |
| Why not IBIT calls in that case?\n\n |
| I lost earnings 4 times in a row! This time it has to go my way so up we go |
| Nobody’s going up guys next week ?? |
| As ever. |
| Nope, wrong move, you're supposed to lose money |
| Quite often too. |
| deal doesn't matter anymore, number go up |
| Everythings computer |
| The people declaring bankruptcy right now are the people who said they deserved more than others who add more in value.\n\nIt hurts knowing how many people have been forced to live below what that deserve simply due to financing the greedy over the deserving. |
| sidelined? |
| You are a bear. You bought puts. You lost. You doubled down. You lost again. Stop doing that. |
| Some lost thousands. That's a good day |
| What do y’all think about nividias move on wed |
| Why would you choose to not eat meat? Unless you're gay, obviously |
| You'll be fine. 10% drop seems bad, but in the photonics sector that's just a normal trading day |
| Yes, yes I am thank you. |
| Facts lol |
| duh they're gonna make the left deal |
| Woah dude you get to fuck your wife??? Huge. |
| 770 would be a Godsend |
| Gey Bers want to see the World burn to make $4 |
| If I wanted guaranteed returns that barely cover inflation, I just let my cash rot in a piggy bank |
| Nice BTC LFG🚀 |
| #I MADE 6 DOLLARS TODAY BOIS\n\nWAM \n\nBAM\n\n🫳\n\n💰\n\n🫴\n\nPAPAS STILL GOT IT |
| >Trump says Iran ‘not ready to make the right deal’\n\nSo deal incoming? |
| You can always make it back bro life is too long to cry over short term losses |
| Douche Bros looks tempting here |
| $Bull stock keeps teasing me |
| Tesler |
| If trading the news really work, why do 99% people lose money trading |
| Apple, who is famously not protectionist? *gasps in Nintendo* |
| I only have 10 Ethercorns but they are up 50% now. \n\nRetarded. |
| crypto gonna rug pull soon? |
| it won't put a dent in their sales but there will be some people who won't buy anymore. I have 5 apple tvs and i've been transitioning over to google 4k streamer and ONN 4k plus/pro |
| Ls |
| Good. |
| And coping |
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| First time on chat and this is brilliant 😂 |
| memory sticks. |
| Paid in Free shining Wendy's burger wraps... (jazz hands) |
| Semis are dead for a while it seems |
| Yields going up means we're gonna see inflation. Sure it's "guaranteed returns" - but the real outcome is "guaranteed returns on cash, which ends up loses value faster than the bonds return". IE: You fall behind, not get ahead.\n\n |
| I'm a bull and I'm down 19% from ATH. Still have my health, 966k in liquid assets, and my wife wants her ass fucked tonight. I think imma gonna be alright, bro. |
| 770 I hope lol |
| You can tell who's sidelined on crypto |
| I have $2.16 left in my port, down 99.97% all time. But pockets ain’t empty cuh 😎 |
| Apple hates freedom! Short Apple! |
| 770 or 760 no in between |
| apple app store (apple tvos) removed all apps that can play debrid or iptv \n\n \n |
| Iren 50c |
| I can't think of anything more meaningless then Friday after market |
| Whats spy opening to on Monday boys? |
| He really has some special ideas about how things work |
| true, but the poster and many others have mentioned that Meta built a cash printer (which is alluding to the vast popularity of the products) and now the issue is the Capex not that they're fucking up their core business. \n |
| lol.. true.\n\nThe platform is legacy. Data is mostly shit and lack of context for llm to actually make sense out of . \nThen there is too much data - just keep storing more. \n\nNo AI will fix this. In fact is opposite of AI - clean data. |
| Drinking |
| I kid you not I literally sold asst a week ago |
| They don’t realize that SanDisk flash drives are the new global reserve currency |
| Your level of retardness has actually never ceased to amaze me. Not the group - you in particular. |
| > it wants to build an in-house silicon business\n\nThis means buy from Taiwan or China |
| Awe did baby make a poo poo 👨🍼💩 |
| # I HOPE BUL HAVE TERRIBLE WEEKEND |
| Where are the people saying SPY is opening $755? |
| 🤷♀️ |
| Stock is Overbought tho |
| Somebody should really look into that |
| After hours and my shit still red. Cmon, give me some piece of mind. |
| I mean if the yields increase high enough, you get to have guaranteed returns. Sure they are boring than stonks and options. |
| what's the point of retiring early if you're gonna live the rest of your life like a hobo |
| \> Anthropic, which buys chips from a variety of sources, including Nvidia, Google and [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com), has indicated recently that it wants to build an in-house silicon business\n\nThese motherfuckers can't just buy the NVDA chips? Isn't Nvidia giving them enough money anyway for it |
| They just said they found vaccine for cancer and you bought puts \nLol \nNo way someone is this retarded |
| Did not expect DNN the Canadian uranium gooner stock to be my best performer today 🇨🇦 🫎 |
| Sounds like the game plan is to finance this AI buildout on private credit. Then when all the AI infrastructure companies go under, US taxpayers gonna bail out the insurance companies and the hyperscalers gonna buy back the infrastructure for Pennies on the dollar. \n\nGenerational wealth transfer incoming 2029 |
| Trump said they would do a military intervention in the bond market if they have to?!?! |
| Always funny when the bers come up with another excuse week after week for why the market will fall lmfaooo |
| Hopefully SPY is back to feeling like itself and stops moving like a penny stock |
| Where’d the money go? |
| Well being smart has gotten me nowhere |
| find the worst trash and buy it's that kind of time |
| All it takes is one lambo ride to change all that |
| mstr? |
| https://preview.redd.it/9d1lcxpcyskh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b38d3596edcd0f4f7d09dcfe0c5d3e953bfc1e3e\n\n \nLMAOOOO |
| Buy puts = get obliterated \nBuy calls = get obliterated \nObliterated account = wife gets second bf |
| Adults have free will. Throw some AH pesos at a rando for the love of the game. |
| yes |
| Should have gone to Nana plaza instead |
| It’s a game I play with myself. Oh is this the point where I stop full porting on retardation? I should place a bet on that! |
| my crypto bags have been ripping, BMNR is the best of them |
| I’m sorry 😞 |
| Oh no shit Sherlock. When your data sucks there’s not much you can do to improve results. |
| Probably MSTR 140/150 calls. |
| do it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/9u8wx1k7yskh1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3f0bb41f085de610c347b642265c551f06b4f66\n\n \nFuck your puts |
| You have to wait till next week and it will take a dip down your contracts are too short |
| Sure it is Mr. Potato head. Sure it is. |
| The economy has been doing great what are you talking about? |
| Why were you fired? |
| I know. Port is blow anyway |
| Saved 500k to live like a crackhead LMAO |
| 0dte spy calls |
| Great strategy |
| Good stocks to look into? |
| https://preview.redd.it/yu6p77xyxskh1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=666d5aeb0d2a6dd08cbc1f657143c7580f83dd2e\n\n \nImagine if you actually just did some research. Worst cult ever. All we do is make money. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5ch1l0s0yskh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ff273ce8580cde32ac7f3cb7d491000ce11f784 |
| Cucks |
| Is this going to be software wide problem or just Salesforce? |
| *stares at your question for a while* |
| But the food good tho |
| We’re still early |
| I fired with 500k invested at 42, migrated to Canada from NYC. I'm 50 now, living fine on 3% and I live in a cheap apartment in Montréal with roommates and work 2 days a week teaching music lessons. Otherwise, I practice my accordion, piano, sing, write stuff, etc. If you meditate and empty the mind, life doesn't need so much consumption. I don't care much about travel. I could go off on vacations...but I take psychedelics every now and then and explore the area. I have close friends, I was a wild slut for a bit, and now I'm cultivating my own fire. Anyway...sure, there's a crackhead named Mathieu who lives outside, but he's harmless and quite polite. Life is ok. I've lived in luxury before and wasn't any happier. We bully ourselves into thinking we must match fantasies that aren't worth the squeeze. We're all headed toward the same destination |
| Cause I’m retarded and want revenge |
| Where did I even mention Burry? You having nightmares about him building his ballroom in your mom's wide nostrils?\n\nThe "greatest" bull runs has been going on for like a decade. We're probably at its tail end. |
| Yes |
| you know what i say to you? Mooooo |
| Hey we don’t talk about Jeffrey or his island here. |
| It’s got clear momentum heading into September which is historically a good month for Tesler. Why people try and short momentum is beyond me. |
| why in the world would anyone want to buy bonds? |
| Hard to tell if this is due to AI being unprofitable or Salesforce being a dogshit fucking company with a big moat. |
| It baffles me how much more retarded i get by the day |
| I bought AAOI at 140, how fucked am I? |
| XPEV |
| we went from pumping things that might be overpriced but still make sense (ai) to pumping the shit out of garbage like crapto all because the treasury is printing now |
| Imagine if you listened to me and bought the dip you stupid little bitch 🤣 🐻 🔫 \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/zpoaoa9lxskh1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94987e770d80d166a810561f0bdf8ea1d9d5cfe0 |
| Where is this “recent TD Cowen” report? |
| The gambler in me wants to buy something AH but I'm a goddamn adult and should control myself. |
| U fuck around and get std |
| XPEV |
| Lol. Found the Burry boy. \n\nYou are going to miss one of the greatest bull runs in your lifetime because you’re a fucking retard that can’t stop doom scrolling. |
| 150k |
| Butt stuff |
| I should find a different hobby for real . Love you guys tho |
| CXMT stole Samsung whole playbook. \n\nRIP memory bol |
| Don't worry OP, I obliterated my portfolio 3 times this week alone. |
| Down preferably |
| You're saying the quiet part aloud my friend |
| Starting to be more reasonable |
| 🫴🎲 |
| TSLA probably going to rip $30 points Monday. Momo chasers is all you really need. |
| Incoming -10% on Monday |
| I’m staking, the rewards are nothing special but eth dividend is cool |
| wtf dogecoin |
| I guess if you own your own property and grow your own food and don’t really plan on travelling or supporting you kids you could try it out 😂 |
| Buying anything without leverage is just fucking pointless. Have to plop down $50k to get any meaningful gains |
| Are you people actually planning to get a life this weekend, or are you all just staring at a closed market timer for 63 hours? |
| port looks like a fuckin heart monitor, kills me to think about the stress im doing to my own ticker |
| Gonna buy some crypto just to feel something over the weekend |
| They already own everything. You know Oligarchs make money on both sides? When the market is tanked in coordination, they buy puts. Typically in a flash crash, they know when to buy calls as well. This is not a pullback. SPY needs to touch 420, minimum. |
| Stock only go up if i don't hold them |
| Look at SPY ripping |
| Just want to let you guys know that last time my monthly puts expired on Friday, there was a huge dump on Monday. My August puts just expired, so good luck out there on Monday, bulls. |
| scotty b under yellen: this is wrong! we're saddling our children with debt and warping the free market!\n\nscotty b under warsh: PRINT IT BAYBEE WE'RE THE FED NOW |
| $85k confirmed. |
| Sell the options to them |
| Are any of you actually profitable or are we all just lighting our money on fire and cope with jokes? |
| It doesn't appear to have been a conviction trade. He bought it all for 90 cents on the dollar and was able to stabilize the markets enough for a 10-20% bounce where according to Ken, they’ve offloaded 80% |
| Why? .. it's already the most undervalued memory stock |
| I dunno, I think it is at a fair price atm honestly. But I was talking fakecoins. |
| Bears really thought they had this one figured out. You had your 2.5% pullback. Get long or just keep missing out because you’re too fucking scared to ever buy anything. Keep holding cash and watch it lose 3-5% every year in spending power.\n\nGet long and stay long equities. Otherwise the oligarchs will own everything. |
| Who bought my SOXL $126 7DTE today? I hope NVDA earning pumps it so you get a lot of money |
| I’ve called the top on bitcoin |
| As someone that worked with Salesforce devs and partners on their Einstein role out years before they could even spell AI I can tell you that their entire data translation suite was a pile of trash then, and is even worse with this AI nonsense. To generate actual insights the first thing you need to decide is how you want to export the data the hell out of the Salesforce platform so you can use an app or platform that can actually do what you tell it to. |
| I like that |
| As someone who works at a big tech company, I see this financial engineering all the time. I can almost guarantee you most of the revenue going into their agent force "bookings" is account teams just moving money around in their enterprise license agreements because they are incentivized to do so |
| Fucking tsla\n\nhttps://youtu.be/LpxT9TLGoLI?is=x16j2y\_swEykLPgI |
| Great day for SLS today. |
| Calls |
| I feel ur pain bro. Options is a losing game when u suck. I, too, lose playing both calls and puts. 😔 |
| That's called an "ick" |
| alls |
| DLTR and DG... people's wallets have been hit hard this year, plus these things are everywhere... except central LA for some reason. Would love a dollar tree close by. |
| None of the 🌽 bots bought 3 days ago, let's be honest.\n\nAnyone you did, I am happy for though. Legit. Now sell. |
| Imagine going on a date and telling a woman you're a good for nothing 'day trader'\n\n# 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🫵\n\n***WHEEZE*** |
| See you at the cook out |
| RAT city |
| Ok so whats next week's 50/100 baggers |
| LMAO BERS |
| I thought feminists only wanted to kill the unborn. Looks like in this instance, they're fine doing away with kids too |
| I think IREN isnt a bad buy |
| 24/7 |
| WDC going to 350 next week |
| Calls |
| Worse than Red Hook? |
| SLS is a vaccine targeting the wt1 protein that is mainly found in 20+ cancers. If it works for aml there is a good chance it works for other cancers. |
| TEM calls were a 50 bagger as well |
| About to buy a section 8 building with my HOOD gains |
| I need this in meme form to understand |
| Just joshing around |
| So what? The entire portfolio was tied to ai, one little pull ack and the whole thing blows up, which is exactly what happened no? Why would they keep the portfolio the same when it clearly didn't work? |
| But what if you bought 3 days ago |
| There were many insane plays this week other than MRNA, which didn’t require insider knowledge:\n\nMSTR 110 calls were a 100 bagger.\n\nHOOD 100 calls were a 50 bagger.\n\nTSLA 360 calls were a 40 bagger. |
| Puts on your keyboard accuracy |
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| Better odds with shitty penny stocks man |
| 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
| You been staking? |
| They're called leaps. I hold them through 52 weekends |
| I would say thanks for your help, Vlad likes you |
| This is wsb\n\n0DTE options is the only way to go and it has to be something stupendously stupid so you lose the money in one 5 minute trade. |
| Do you hate sleeping |
| This happens to me as well and I just show them who's the boss by turning on Tokyo Drift (Fast & Furious)by Teriyaki Boyz on repeat 😂 |
| Keep stocks on your watchlist and only buy them after a dip. |
| You could’ve just said I made my weekly paycheck and save yourself the unnecessary qualifications |
| Until Linux makes it obsolete |
| Just shorted it, thanks for the tip! \n\nLMAO |
| Pay taxes |
| Eth is just destroying it |
| Here I am all I have is an edible and no cart wishing I had one |
| Better stock up on Chapstick |
| Well yeah, she's a liberal |
| INTC to 105 next week |
| GOOG paying $10 million to acquire all of data from Spirit Airlines to feed AI, including employee records |
| Refund = more revenue to declare. |
| Congrats man! 🍻 |
| $CRSR |
| I think HOOD is going to 150\n\n |
| SNDK 2000C lock and loaded |
| Get to 110k and get portfolio margin |
| MRNA 200 calls |
| Weekly INTC calls, thank me later |
| Reminder: if you have no exposure to Bitcoin, you are underweight it. |
| SLS is a very niche leukemia that they're targetting. Moderna's seems to have more potential to expand in other forms of cancer. Also they've got a lot more ongoing trials. |
| whats your next play big dawg? |
| I sold all my META stock last month. It’s just been backsliding all year! |
| Luckily ended there before the 4:20 options market close. Was able to take profit on my Monday expiry puts. Thanks for your support! |
| Nah we gonna pop next week but on a side note how do I get the banbet thing to work |
| 🤓 |
| Doing a backflip of a 8th story building sounds very appealing right now |
| My whole port is on the line. I also used margins 😎 |
| 92 cents in the Roth, doing a fucking pump. |
| NVDA calls $30 OTM |
| i wish but this is a lose |
| I had one fall out of the sky and land on my bonnet while doing 100kph. Don't worry bonnets are also not real. |
| I didn't know we were allowed to count our 401k's or IRA accounts. |
| where can i put 4k right now to go to the moon ?only retarded answers pls |
| That was clever. |
| Just found out im richer than AOC ☺️ |
| I bought 150 shares early last week and it’s been a solid return so far. I believe in it long term |
| At least you have better chance winning at blackjack than slots |
| Gotta give credit to the people with balls to hold options over the weekend |
| Momentum chasers and shorts covering mostly. Institutions repositioning too. |
| Thanks bro. I’m sorry about Dudley |
| What do we throw our dry powder at next? |
| ez flip\n"Ken Griffin says Citadel unwound more than 80% of risk tied to Situational Awareness portfolio" |
| 100k is the new poor. Edit: us gov debt now 116k per person so just subtract that from your net worth. |
| 80% of 10 dollars |
| Rich people are buying and dumping NBA teams like they’re scalping SPY 😂 \n\nNBA is absolutely cooked |
| Bitch I lose $100K a year. |
| NFLX stock thoughts? |
| It’s trap if your an obese tourist |
| When my neighbors used to do this really late at night I just put on the Office and cranked Steve Carrel to ridiculous levels of bass. It didn’t work, but everyone found it funny |
| nvda is toast next week |
| Bro every gambling game has a less then 50% chance to win except Poker. you will always lose in the long term. |
| I wish I had some all I have is a cart 🙁 would be nice to end today off with |
| Start bumping your own mix to show them your dominance |
| no need to lie about being regarded |
| Banbet! Googl 400 7D |
| You make 100k/yr? So you're broke? |
| Sorry! |
| https://preview.redd.it/f1l1y87xuskh1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=5593655c04a1a4e8c4ed53ac9a2a6ff62c2b80f0 |
| Bought MSTR 140 calls expiring next week.\n\nShould be an easy 10 bagger. |
| 25th Anniversary Fast and Furious. |
| They’ve published zero statistics or data, just said we met our own defined endpoints and we won’t tell anyone what they were exactly.\n\nHardly a big deal. So far. |
| The transaction was primarily about **risk transfer and execution**, rather than Citadel adopting Situational's investment thesis. Citadel aint like Leochild |
| spy rippin up after hours. not looking good for my puts im holding over the weekend. |
| cant even eat blueberries anymore smh |
| hi |
| this company is uber max gay. do you not remember that they use to touch us as a child? |
| There's a party going on at both the left and right neighbours, and because the music of both sides are mixing up at my home it feels like I've been listening to a cursed mixtape for the last 2 hours |
| $760 breaks it’s a massive air pocket to $750 so possible. |
| Reminder: We can talk shit about the Amish, they'll never know\n\nBig beard lookin ass |
| Yeah, it’s good, but the books do spend longer on each part. I think almost the entire second book is based on present day |
| That’s what I’m counting on. But man NVDA looks like they’re going to post bonkers numbers. Street might love it this time around |
| 80% of what? |
| The most practical use for this sub is looking for people who got fucked on their positions, so you can swoop in and buy at their pain-point\n\nLMAO |
| I don’t need anything for that. Futanari midget catgirls is a standard 5/7 days |
| NOPE!\n\nNEXT!!!! |
| A baby Newt is called an eft. This is because Newts famous gambling addiction only develops with age. |
| This has lawsuit written all over it. Not funny at all. |
| 🥭 will be posting about it all weekend |
| NVDA dumps, but semis and memory pumps\n\nAt least that’s what happened previous NVDA earnings |
| I hit 24 twice on the same roulette table in a casino in Amsterdam. I cashed my chips in for 300 Euros. I passed the table on the way out. The croupier recognized me and asked if I wanted to play one more roll before I left.\nI thought about putting the whole 300 on 24, but decided to just watch the spin.\nIt landed on 24. I'd have won 10,500 Euros if I had played. |
| i hope you're on the west coast |
| Such degenerates anything pops a little bit and we want it |
| Welcome to the fucking show Leopold Aschenbrenne. Bummer AI couldn’t forecast the demise before old school Wall Street cleaned your clock |
| Day 1. no real ppl wanna see that shit. its the niche for the rpg AI gf freaks |
| SPY puts for Warsh speech at Jackson hole? If there’s no guidance again markets gonna drill to middle earth |
| Thx monkey man |
| Don’t worry about this idiot. He doesn’t know squat. Just made a lucky bet. The 2b data is good but they had to expand their criteria and go close label for phase 3. We’ll see if the RFS risk reduction stands. I find it odd they just said they met their endpoints without any numbers. Seems like they wanted this exact reaction |
| My cat Dudley died around then. I’m sorry for the loss. I’ve been destroyed much the same. \n\n“See it in my face” rings so true. |
| Cya at 380 next week |
| u/cashflow\_ is a real one |
| Wild how a large number of dead alt coins where the teams behind them don't even exist anymore are up 20 to 30% lmao |
| Same |
| Hmm so the big boys buy low sell high.\n\nNot a skill I have but I could generate a sizeable amount of tax losses for them to offset that. Hmu for collabs if you are reading this hedgies! |
| oh I’m clearing that search history immediately tomorrow morning |
| Let's see did my stock go up today--\n\nNOPE!\n\n📝 Retirement time horizon... increased... by one week... \n\nLOGGED! |
| Leopold deez nuts |
| im all in |
| Idk how you even lost money on these, did you buy them today wyd |
| u gonna jerk it to some weird shit tonite |
| Only had it for 10 years. /Europe |
| Yea big boys usually sell before rally... |
| That's not what the article actually says |
| Enjoy it while it lasts |
| wait im green today?? |
| Smashing edibles and enough of them to send me into space until Monday at open, fuuuuuck the weekends |
| Past performance does not guarantee future result\n\nBut if we look at SNDK before NVDA’s earnings previous quarter, it also had a consolidation period for a couple days before mooning right after NVDA’s earnings |
| I made half of my biweekly paycheck this week\n\nWhat you know about direct deposit cuh??? |
| So the semis and neoclouds all gonna be suppressed until they unwind the whole thing\n\nThis is why you should never trust anyone named Leopold 😤 |
| They need more cash for blackjack Friday night |
| Citadel sold 80%, which explains the market last week, I think we will see big green dildo on monday\n\n |
| 2b data is a small cohort 10% the size of phase 3 and hand selected individuals and open label. It’s proof of concept but hardly a predictor of phase 3 success. |
| I like it overall but they jump around too much between all the story lines. |
| Yes, let me jump on that 🌽 that is -28% 6MO, -46%1Y because of a 7% day\n\nJust in SPY over 6MO and doing nothing, you would be up a 40% differential |
| thanks lol |
| its been 6 months, how come nobody has opened the strait of hormuz? Did you guys forget your gate key? 😱😨😰 |
| It’s actually a simple google search. If only |
| Those drops + recovery though |
| How much did they spend though? |
| Celebrate and let index stocks and time do the work |
| Autodesk |
| I hate that this makes sense |
| I have puts |
| Dude, I couldn't stop laughing literally you can't predict what happens next.\n\nFrom Gourds to bees, to getting kicked out of Seattle for introducing invasive bees.\n\nThis guy lives. It's not a good life, and it's not a pretty life, but it's a real life. |
| Thanks bro |
| DONE WITH WORK, TIME FOR THE WEEKEND BABYYYYYYY\n\n_starts scrolling Reddit_\n\n☺️ |
| Yup |
| No way |
| You're already up 1.39% so I wouldn't worry about it you have some cushion |
| If I believe everything I read on the internet, it's mainly to support her parents who apparently 'sold everything' to help pay for her lawyers.\n\nThe GoFundMe is framed as benefiting the parents, but you're pretty much funding her court case as well. |
| The new Chris Benoit? |
| It's a big club. And you aren't in it |
| Nah i took my money an ran lol |
| I know the feeling bro. Some might say that price action wouldn't have occurred if you held those calls. Despite millions of shares being traded throughout the day, somehow, they are able single us all out... |
| Yup |
| 750 monday |
| Whose got P Diddy on Monday before market open? |
| DOGE FLYING |
| is it weird to goon to the AOC tummy video |
| he hit da crack pipe |
| No, AI porn is gonna eat the real things lunch |
| Precisely my point. |
| Wut happen |
| Welp this week sucked |
| Might as well let Elon absorb Asts, i want out GUH |
| I don’t give a fuck what you care about. |
| Godspeed brother, I don’t have the capital for that |
| I did a little digging, and it looks like their reason for making one is to support her retired parents.\n\nThey say it'll help cover their travel and living expenses... but then also add a line about covering expenses from supporting Lindsay...\n\nSo it'll most assuredly go directly to her lawyer fees.\n\nStill not seeing how it hit 1 million... there must be some meme/viral angle to it. |
| SPY back to 770 Monday |
| lol that’s not how biotech works at all. I dare you to put all your money where your mouth is and hold through FDA process. |
| Silo on AppleTV is a bit of a slow burner, the books were better :feetswing: |
| Monday is going to be so fucking green |
| If PornHub IPO’ed. Would you buy? |
| Calls on $TIGR thank me later. Pre earnings digital fintech run up has been nothing but gains |
| That last gta6 leak was wack |
| I don’t think you comprehend that just because you find something insensitive, does not mean the rest of us need to care. |
| She strangled her three kids while her husband was out of the house, the tried to kill herself by jumping out of a window, but survived and is paralyzed from the waste down.\n\nAnd somehow she’s now a feminist icon. |
| This is the degenerate shit I'm here for |
| Well, my previous experiences are not good by OTM calls or PUTS. Since I started buying ITM options, my winning rate are much better. Also, you can roll your contract if you lose a few bucks here and there. |
| Nothing? 100K is peanuts and will disappear very fast the moment there is even a threat of recession. |
| what about 200? |
| Now blueberries are covered in shit, are they disposing of 🥭 diapers in the food supply? |
| Hell yeah brother love the optimism |
| This edgy dude kisses his mother with that mouth |
| Marvell too! 👉👈 |
| Check yesterdays chart retard |
| Bosom burritos |
| dark humor means there's humor |
| Postpartum depression. |
| Not at all. Look what happened yesterday |
| Mine was slots. I should try roulette next |
| Should I have bought or sold? |
| That’s how i did it too |
| Hood didn’t pop until today though regard. I bought hood two days ago and it didn’t do shit while btc and coin were ripping. Hood was negative yesterday. The catch up makes no sense |
| dont forget r/ValueInvesting thats a classic |
| Eww David |
| time to load up $AAOI |
| My eth has been awoken from the depths of hell |
| She’s claiming it was post partum psychosis \n\nSo I’d assume the 1 million is from people sympathetic to that defense |
| Uhhh.. you mean like trouser burritos? \n\nLMAO |
| There is obvious chance of winning as it went up almost $18 today. |
| Why do you buy ITM puts |
| Congrats bro👍 |
| saw someone mention making an inverse reddit ETF, it would be the most profitable fund of all time |
| https://preview.redd.it/cvfhjhlmsskh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03c357c4e143dac1588bb4acd98b2d4f44c743d7 |
| Na she already admitted to doing it. Woman feel bad for her so they are giving her money. |
| Goddammit i just got calls |
| Reminds me of the time my dad smothered me with a pillow to 'teach me how to breathe' through something like that. Yeah, probably caused some of my claustrophobia, lol. |
| Ouch |
| It's looking kinda dumpy so yes surely it pumps more lol |
| Sounds like the restraining order is still holding |
| Blew my port. If I held my calls from the day before I would’ve made all my losses back and then some |
| Holy shit had to look it up. I mean this almost feels the karmelo anthony instead of black and white it's man vs woman. |
| Apex Regional Landfill |
| The punchline here would be killing kids. Not even a little stock market related. If that’s what you find humorous then you too, are a piece of shit. Good day. |
| Sell early when given a chance. Dont wait til friday |
| I did a little before close for puts expiring Monday, a little too aggressively otm tho |
| There are no women on the internet\n\nBoo this man |
| I agree, I think black is the right move here. |
| Wishing you luck! It's a tough game for sure |
| We should all really be doing in on rotation :hmmm: |
| What's the reasoning behind the donations? Is she claiming to be framed or something? |
| Well phoooey |
| Lmao,\n\nWait is this real? |
| Classic. |
| 🚨 Ballroom approved 🚨 \n\nSPY to 800 next week. |
| people expect nvda to price to perfection so it will fail |
| Wtf is Labor Day |
| time to hit the *real* casino 🎰 |
| Im praying my 350s hit Monday |
| Like, no shit man. Answer his question: "black" or "red"? |
| Tiny hands make tiny stitches. |
| There is good taste and bad taste |
| I definitely am feeling FOMO but the truth is it could have and still can drop just as quickly. |
| 🫂 when my pup passed i would still randomly cry for a couple years. I’m sorry you’re going through this and I’m grateful you shared remy with us #blessed |
| I hope that you bought some TSLA puts for next week |
| https://preview.redd.it/9s94zps7sskh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c91a2cdf37c69b532aaad98575192844e499d89a |
| Too early bro |
| every soul under the sun is expecting NVDA to hugely beat expectations and then tank anyways after that\n\n \ntherefore this is unironically actially priced in and NVDA will pump instead |
| Call me at the end of the month- 867-5309 |
| This cant be real. Please tell me nike didn’t put this out |
| Corn to $80k lets do it |
| Damn. I don't even have 30k on my port. I basically shit post here all day |
| she said every 10-12 rolls, the 4 black numbers (i guess) always end up in like 10 11 12 13, something like that. So she counted and bet on that lol |
| Has to be humorous\n\nThe joke here is exercise band = Nike = just do it = “kill children” hahaha?\n\nIt’s not witty, it’s contrived. |
| New Zealand is nice |
| He edited his post |
| All depends on NVDA earnings next week |
| What should I do while I acclimate in Mammoth Lakes this weekend? Eat burritos and look for Latina baddies with big burritos? |
| Not funny. |
| Well I was dumb enough to chase puts yesterday and today. This is my last trade unless it hits |
| Ya dun ducked up then. Fix it |
| I have a feeling Cramer is right this time. MU $2,000 PT within a year. |
| nobody: absolutely no one:\n\nwsb option sellers: "i am now the proud owner of 1 floppity jillion MRNA shares" |
| Perhaps we should’ve all became crypto bros |
| $AAOI lmao of course these mofos waited till after Friday market close to dilute |
| i asked her how she did it, she said she watched youtube and went to the casino |
| I love how stuff like this gets buried by retarded memes and shitposting and never sees the front page until the trade explodes |
| Will it ever be enough? |
| my friend plays roulette and won $12k |
| Brooklyn bridge |
| Thanks |
| This is time well spent tyfys 🫡 |
| This is such bullshit. I'm reporting this. |
| Who know's.. but I don't dare hold a short on his stocks overnight |
| Me too |
| No |
| They died for his humor? |
| like your username |
| If you are good at blackjack or poker, it could actually make decent income |
| He passed away 6 weeks ago |
| spcx is just speculative as the sp name suggests |
| Boo this man |
| New Jersey |
| Please guys if SNDK not 2000 by end of this month, I'll have to start sucking dicks for money |
| Sell sell sell |
| Thanks |
| YAAASSS ZADDY COME GET THIS CORN 🌽 💅 |
| Balkans are nice, western europe is mostly trap. |
| Hear me out |
| How you lost money on QQQ and SPY puts? |
| AAOI going to 80 |
| Oh without a doubt. I have an e7 license. |
| I’m planning to spend all weekend over at r/SpaceXBets downvoting any comments that’s neutral to positive on Muskrat. |
| Probably should find a different hobby |
| Shit bags |
| Switched from SPY to TSLA options for the first time today and it’s crazy how much I don’t give a duck about the strait or oil anymore |
| This was a good week for the gay bears if you bought puts dated longer than 0 dte. Made a killing on weeklies bought last Friday, sold yesterday |
| antrhopic ipo will be literally free money: wait until it dumps -50%, buy, profit |
| I need investors for a competitor of hyperliquid, i will name it **HYPOLIQUID.** |
| I prefer the theory that her husbands the flash and she’s innocent |
| Tax loss harvesting they sold less than 0.82% of their total stack lol |
| I hope this post gets downvoted below hell |
| MU SNDK RKLB ASTS |
| 75 percent of meme Penny stocks |
| Btc is probably gonna hit ath this year. |
| Huang isn’t just going to be able to say “AI” this time |
| I lost 1.2K |
| Yeah I went on vacation in july and lost my badge and about 30k from my port. |
| Bot 50 $55 strike IBIT 9/11 calls for the meme for .04 a contract on Wednesday after 🌽 pumped the first time. Praying these mfs print. Was looking at a 5x earlier this morning, holding these mfs till they are in the money |
| How much do I have to pay for $3500 margin for next three days?🤔 |
| can u buy crypto after hours? |
| Rug it |
| Strangled her 3 kids to death and has received $1M in donations lol |
| What countries are absolutely worth visiting because they are like no other? And which ones are a trap? |
| The bitch keep getting bitcher. |
| Nothing is too soon |
| Ya boy got abs |
| Nah, fuck you fa ghut\n\nThree innocent children died smh |
| BTC ATH when?\n\nSoon. |
| What is up with $wday?....\n\nThe put option activity was off the charts today. They going to pull an IBM and and pre-announce in the pre-market Monday???? |
| I didn’t say it I declared it. |
| What we trading this weekend fellow homodexusls |
| Reddit\* had asts at $8 and then sold it 1 day later for 10% gain lol then got back in at $23 2 years ago and got extremely lucky |
| Not being fat will help |
| SLS Getting momentum. A load up next week. |
| Saw multiple ones but this was the latest \n\nhttps://x.com/uk\_rept/status/2090909597527691770?s=46 |
| Roulette at least buys you a drink before it screws you |
| boring ass day tbh |
| I've been through multiple losses with pets and best way to get over it is through time. My last dog that passed was 7 years ago and I couldn't get myself to get another one until 6 months ago. Just remember the good times and staying busy is what helped me get through the loss. |
| Voyeur Cam 🤣 |
| Is he ok? |
| Finneee.. i guess I'll have to give it a go |
| I don’t miss having a dog I miss him |
| 🥰 |
| It's about time I get my flair 😤 |
| Not sure ! Nvda always dump after earnings |
| LOL |
| Put it all in SPY and don't touch it |
| mRNA has way more to gain from this than Merck does. If you buy calls on Merck due to this announcement, thinking that mRNA will go down, you have it totally backward. If this thing fails mRNA will go down and Merck won’t move. If this thing is a success mRNA will go up a lot and Merck will go up a little. \n\nIf you read the latest results as an indicator of the success of the INT program, then it would be stupid to expect it to move Merck and not Moderna. That being said, the big mrna move likely already happened. |
| Actually too soon? |
| Dark humour exists. |
| 🤌 |
| holy f btc went up 2k today |
| The Ethiopians thought someone said you will have scones flying into your face in Ukraine |
| Saw one once, was quite memorable. She even spoke to me, something like, “get away from me you dirty hobgoblin”. Had my best sweatpants on. It was a great experience. |
| Did you not follow the news? Trump's speech on Crypto |
| Nike died somewhere in 2023.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/q1fpi6m2rskh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e50276b2a12839f2e5a1324c0877a858d49342d |
| Nvda will it drop as usual? I have 10 calls sept 2027 expiration |
| WEN |
| It’s just the simple shit for us |
| I bought , $$377.5 put expiring on 8/28. I’m hoping to cash in by Friday 😆 |
| Scary Spice ova eeee... looks like she can make a scary good gabagoo tho |
| I don’t like this. I don’t like you. I don’t even like Nike |
| https://preview.redd.it/9y7k9tjyqskh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0c5b613d317f9f351b65de09606e26216ab539f |
| Dang, what’d you put it in? |
| Starting a new weekend trading routine this weekend. Excited for it! ☺️ |
| I did |
| I got a straddle for Monday so naturally, we’re gonna be flat all day |
| respect |
| Lol glhf |
| It's worth a shot |
| Someone in this thread can fix her |
| I don’t talk to my family about remy. Basically because as soon as anyone mentions his name I start crying and I hate it. I only bring him up to you losers on here and my ex which was like his mom |
| Anyone here have multiple accounts in ChatGPT, Anthropic, Gemini etc so that you can generate useless memes and cat videos for the sole purpose of burning tokens? |
| Low life post. OP a piece of shit. |
| i thought nike already cornered the market on making me feel inadequate about my fitness, now they want me to feel guilty about my mom too |
| New dog time. Give another pooch a life like remy had. Thers lots of dogs out there who need a break and some love |
| Lol. 15's today. |
| Ur turn |
| How much do you make? That can offset this moment of truth |
| I got 342.5 puts expiring Monday |
| Gonna splurge and order something more expensive than cheeseburger at McD today 😤 |
| This is more r/dankmemes and less r/wsb |
| This is just atrocious. |
| https://preview.redd.it/pyme8mrnqskh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cb416a0bb2decde9d31ac93c074d1d57743a871\n\n \nI am a lurker who likes index funds |
| She killed all her kids with an exercise band |
| Try 100X |
| Why do you insist on leaving out Build-a-Bear? It’s going to be massive |
| I’m on GDX for the same expiry, wish I bought more |
| Well there’s more money in treating a disease than curing it. |
| Nike needs those kids to make their shitty products. Better to make slaves than graves. |
| Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| The sticky halls of justice |
| There's at least 3 in this chat |
| What |
| Tried to ollie on a skateboard. Chat this shit hard af 😿 |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/TreeofLibertyFood (1W - 5L, 17%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SLS** ▲ | $13.86 → $16.00 | +15.5% | 2d | Lost | |
| Roulette black or red odds like 47% OTM 0dte odds- fuckall usually |
| 🥰 |
| Yooo this is cursed af |
| Ask ChatGPT to summarize it. |
| GLD 500C 1/15/27 |
| As a holder of both a badge and a flair, I approve this message |
| Not spam real user. \n\nGet fucked. |
| Revenge trader why I saw your post last night and thought you sailed off (I knew you didn’t) |
| Thank you, now it can moon |
| Dilution |
| Is that you Benjamin? |
| Its ok to use it for free, matter of fact you should make so many useless cat videos from it and burn as many tokens you humanly can just to destroy OpenAI and Anthropic's bottom line. |
| Bruh |
| Need $5 Million to retire comfortably \n\nGood luck |
| Can you explain this? I'm employed |
| Thanks |
| So sorry about your loss but you know he’s enjoying it in spirit somewhere. You just gotta feel it. My baby passed away suddenly a year and half ago, and I’m still talking about him with my family every single day since then cuz I just know he’s somewhere knowing that we still talk about him and miss him every day. |
| Damn this is fucked up |
| https://preview.redd.it/5u6dkldcqskh1.png?width=1864&format=png&auto=webp&s=08586c035eb59d35cf2cc4d7ecb465d85517e679\n\n |
| Most likely you have both addiction. By the way, I’m heading to the local casino after the trading casino is closed 😆 |
| The truth is nobody gives a fuck about market before labor day |
| Put it all on black |
| 19% for the current year and 85% total , have just been lucky so far haha 4 year old account |
| He’s selling right before NVDA earnings? Interesting |
| Lose it all... |
| Haven’t seen one for a year |
| Free 5g? Sign me up |
| whats the news for AAOI |
| not here or in a 100 mile radius around you |
| F35 GIGGIDY. |
| Unfortunately for all of you I inversed what I wrote above. So if you inversed the above you inversed my inverse and therefore bought the same as me. I wanted to bring a couple ppl down with me, Rip to your portfolios 😢 |
| All in on SLS son |
| Why does ur rh look ghey? |
| I like AI |
| But seriously though where all the hot women at |
| I reached -17100 today |
| I'm so sorry for your loss. I'd like to say it gets easier, but you more just kind of learn to live with it. |
| It is officially bullish in here….\n\nTime for the real bloody weekend…oh god |
| :exit: |
| Why everyone so negative? Why didnt u buy calls then? |
| time to load up |
| I am probably better of getting a real gambling addiction at the casino then trading options for real. |
| AI is dead, thank God 🙏 |
| Got to my beach condo today. First time back since remy passed. I used to take him down to the beach every late afternoon after beach patrol left like clockwork. I’d bring a towel and ball. We would play fetch and walk around some then just sit there together on the towel enjoying the beach and people watching. He loved it. Me too |
| Thanks brother |
| Source? |
| i absolutely LOVE when I time a stock/etf correctly. |
| 100% guaranteed you wake up for work on Monday...unless unemployed lmao |
| Still down $19,500 |
| LOLZ |
| Straight to horny jail |
| "someone" sold 17MM $NVDA shares on the aftermarket, that's almost $4B |
| people found out it rhymes with yaoi |
| YDS |
| Made some money yeah. |
| When did you pick up these calls? |
| whats happening to AAOI? |
| Good job bro, what's your total percentage gain? |
| SLS & HELP |
| No its like 110% |
| Kid's haven't made a peep since I got home. |
| Arrest this gooner! |
| Next time you decide to give away $5k lmk |
| if you don't have money you must really hate money |
| You have 3 hopes:\n\n1) Stage 3 trials fail. Who wants that other than you.\n\n2) Very over bought but Moms and Pops don't do technicals they do FOMO.\n\n3) Crypto distracts them as greed is good.\n\n4) Looks weak technically but that's JMO .\n\nGL |
| UAE |
| With an IV of 500%... |
| I bought far out spy calls just in case nvidia wants to make the whole market rip |
| I like DKS. |
| SPY is still over 700.\n\n🌽 is waking up.\n\nBers are fucked. 🥰\n\nHave a nice weekend 🤓 |
| FN looks kinda similar but it doesn't have a great support immediately below it.the level I'm watching for that stock is around 420-430. If it undercuts that range, shakes out and finishes above on the day, it may see a small rebound back towards its 21 EMA. |
| not you again |
| Just buy some roses and you'll be fine |
| Any hot women online |
| mrna was a bull trap at 2pm |
| She needs to focus on her Kegel exercises |
| A huge chunk of the current short position was established while IREN was falling from roughly $60 toward $35–45. |
| Do it 20 more times. |
| Spys gonna drop 3% to fuel MRNAs next 100% day |
| It's campaign season in the south guys\n\nJust saw an ad where a guy running for office said he likes trucks and air conditioning |
| Some fucker sent me a 20 page report at 3pm then scheduled a 9am Monday meeting to review it. They lost their fuckn mind if they think Im reading that before. |
| $3,000 on 1DTE contracts? Why do you think? |
| So... spy 750 on Monday? |
| How come every time I scale out then I regret not selling all at open |
| If I get laid off I will have to expose that I lost 400k and have 70k in debt and my fiance will be mad at me |
| WTF |
| I had a lot of good seggs this week but made ZERO gains in my Port. Correlation |
| I'll use them one last time |
| Is that a corn seed? |
| Uh oh. An F35 over UAE just called mayday. |
| Deep bussy ladyboy massage 🍆 |
| Extreme retail hype, massive price swings, and high social media attention mean it trades with heavy meme-like volatility! |
| Is that where they gelque it |
| Thanks. I’ll look at this one. The way u described this makes me think of another one I feel the same way about. Fabrinet. Same thing happened to them last week. |
| Is SOFI going back above $20!!!!!! Are we going to finally be able to see a fat premium for CCs? |
| Hope you bought some puts for next week |
| Yolo the whole balance into 0dte FDs. Come on, show us how well regarded you *really* are. |
| just be glad it's not 2008 dude. |
| ur a vaccine harry |
| I didn't know AAOI was a meme stock |
| Hold onto your butts and nuts, analysts are likening AI to dotcom, so original; just your regular narrative FUD rotation, next week we will be back to circular financing and Enron \n\ncall time |
| NVDA? more like NVDead |
| Give me some for being a good boy in school. |
| Deep Tissue Thai Massage 🤌 |
| I think he might have left his keys. I wonder if he comes back to get them |
| Can you let me know next time this is going to happen? |
| Grab a beer brother |
| Put it all on black |
| don't care what you are saying, you're just talking about a meme ticker nobody cares about. |
| Yup ur prolly right |
| If only. |
| Meme |
| look at you fancy people with your grave stones. I'll be in a paupers grave that has a metal tag with a number on it. |
| How about a felon/market manipulating market? |
| they've been dirt cheap since march |
| granted you should have done this at the end of the day on Wednesday, but I think you will be fine.\n\n \nedit - whoops saw this was a week away from expiration...probably should have gone out a month at least for the hype to go down. |
| Ethiopian??? |
| You are safe either way |
| It's gonna be a shakeout below the 50d and will go up next week.. watch! The best time to buy is actually after the post dilution drop |
| Let’s rename the stonk market the gey market |
| I'm telling someone..not to buy? |
| https://preview.redd.it/mco04hywrskh1.png?width=957&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc90931549a884f345fc7d3f9977b812253636af |
| Fuck AAOI |
| post yours |
| Only made $246 on Tesla calls, could’ve made $1000 😡 |
| If you didnt 40x long shitcoin before friday close you must hate money |
| If you’re gonna waste it at least send it to me. |
| I'm what?? |
| oh you're a retard that bought bullshit. say no more poor. |
| Russia has Ethiopian and N Korean troops on the ground. Is actually ww3. |
| I'm throwing away my wife's exercise ropes. |
| the jackson hole thing is Friday so make your money and empty your bag before then |
| Mrna is basically a meme stock compared to the other company benefiting from this, Merck. If I were you I'd be happy with my puts in mrna but be cautious enough to buy calls in Merck as well. Puts on the meme stock, calls on the big company. |
| He's made all the money he needs. Now he's focusing his energy on his relationships with those closest to him and also working on his grand philanthropic efforts that will continue to benefit mankind long after he's gone. |
| https://preview.redd.it/w4h2vr3znskh1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f49148944aa6a141b4e4fd1054c9f588020501c |
| two more job rejections today LFG |
| Like ATP, but better |
| Put 75K in SPY and never touch that part again. Then gamble away the remaining 25K like you would've done with the 100K. |
| :money: |
| Having a drink and a chat on this fine friday evening with my buddies ChatGTP, Gemini and Claude\n\nFor some reason they always agree with me |
| I agree with your last sentence that you are fully regarded. These trades are proof enough. Going all in with margin on a speculative stock with super high volatility is as regarded at it gets. You may still get lucky and make money on it; that only makes you a lucky regard. |
| oh look, you never post here. how odd. couldn't possibly mean you are holding some heavy bags. |
| Is that some menopause code? |
| Half moon dust, half musk crust |
| What's with that monster aftermarket selling volume on $NVDA? GPU not relevant anymore? |
| Moe! 😳 |
| I am holding calls but 2028 expiry. |
| ohh, no company is allowed to actually cure cancer. Thats billions of dollars annually for "research" etc. NO FUCKIN WAY!\n\n \nModerna and Pfizer didn't cure covid either, people waking up did.\n\n \nI shorted pfizer back in 2022 I believe and did well. |
| if u hold mrna this weekend, ur **** |
| see, iykyk |
| Asts is not close to profitable? Thats not even contentious; are you holding extra chromosomes |
| Go to the gym. |
| 🥵 |
| :hug: :hug: |
| You don't have a badge, peasant! 🤫 |
| selling what? MRNA? |
| When did you trade those Dec 26 $320 puts? April 9th? |
| Exactly |
| it's a pattern not a color sir retard, worst part is that you're likely in your 30's. |
| This admin would totally do it, too |
| But they didn't y'know |
| who are you even talking about |
| C-suites looking after their shareholders like Burry in big short ''those bitchz would have paper handed if we diluted on open'' |
| :dance: |
| Wait did you sell? It was above your strike price today wasn't it? |
| massive selling pressure next week. will think about it at 80 |
| I'm having a mixed features episode if anyone is looking for an exciting weekend |
| You won’t 👀 |
| russia is imploding so they will be able to soon |
| Cool badge bro. Where's your flair? |
| Aight way too many doomers in here, i bought nvidia calls and im stickin to that shit |
| Japan's economy is actually 100% fixed by getting the rest of sakhalin, kuriles, Kamchatka, etc |
| More money than asts will ever make |
| about the GLD question, have u looked at Jan 29? GLD fell from $510 to $467 and never came back. If u buy/sell an option on that day, you're permanently ********* |
| Time to load up then |
| Pissed I can't bet on the viability of one Mitch McFuckfaceConnel |
| What’s the thesis on NORD DISK |
| As someone with "Top 1% commentor" badge, I feel greatly responsible to uphold the values of this community.\n\nI also look down upon the non-badged members 😃 |
| Thanks, now my tears have made my ¥150 ramen extra salty |
| Serenity just went bearish on AAOI. It's fucking over |
| 80 bucks a day per dog boarding dogs is good business |
| "him continuing to invest in a failing market proves his visionary capabilities!" |
| u gonna find out why they were dirt cheap lol |
| Really? Have u looked at GLD closed price this year? |
| Took me a long time, But I finally made back all of the losses I made this year. was down 80%. |
| you guys have jobs? |
| Highly regarded. |
| Can't wait for those fucks to get balkanized |
| blow it all on hookers and cocaine my friend |
| Sure, we pretend to work, they pretend to pay |
| No long term |
| Is this real, lol |
| Are they not picking up do you have the right number |
| You guys have salary? |
| Hello fellow AST Spacemobile enjoyer |
| Iran is over hyped-- oil shock is gonna be a secular depressant for a while but it won't break anything on its own. Russia AND Ukraine are both hitting real manpower issues so we're going to finally see something shift there within the next year |
| yea same. i dont know what to do and dont want to force anything so i am all in cash. just gonna wait until the next setup i feel confident about |
| Now option up to 10X or 0X |
| There's some crypto bill. |
| Didnt he just say how he’s selling his? |
| So red on monday? 😃 |
| last weekend of freedom |
| He say you must pay toll to enter boy's hole |
| I was rooting for you 🙁 |
| If I’ve learned anything on this sub, it’s bet it all on 0DTE puts. |
| ohilovethatstock.gif |
| he already made his gains |
| If you regards actually could read you’d see that they didn’t actually cure shit 😂 |
| Bro bought puts on a stock that’s up and now he’s explaining breakeven math like it’s a flex 💀 |
| sent from pentium 2 processor in a cow colored gateway box |
| Just bought back in while it was pinned to $90, sorry if it's $70 next week 🙁 |
| People behind that A.I is probably using WSB to teach it how to play stock. |
| OPEN THE STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS |
| im numb ,hurts bad still. need a win so bad |
| eating mango tacos |
| Smells like conviction in the morning. |
| didn’t you just win it all back yesterday? oh dear |
| im crying cos it hurts bad |
| Incoming 450 when that trillion dollar lawsuit becomes a payout |
| Jackson's hole vs Hormussy? |
| Yes hope it opens deep red |
| Natalie Wynn? |
| Qube and Citadel are really going to keep pushing Eutelsat down. I wish I had millions and bought all the shares they are selling just to mess with them |
| Real bad, could have paid least half of my mortgage |
| FAH!!! |
| 🥸🥸 |
| Yes |
| Would |
| It’s cause you don’t do dd… Moderna,btc, Robinhood. You don’t have to like the stuff just trade it. |
| We haven’t even had any big news over the weekend in ages, mango doesn’t even tweet to move the market anymore \n\nHis heart just isn’t in the game anymore, Iran took his energy |
| Je moeder |
| There is crazy upside but there will def be downturns before those companies are actually earning profit |
| And your port should be like $1 |
| Can’t wait to see Jackson’s hole 🍆🍑😈 |
| Yup. I will stack at 60k |
| Up 10%? Ber say too pricey.\n\nUp 15% more? Ber still say too pricey.\n\nDown 7%? Ber say falling knife. |
| Asts is a 20 dollar stock RN and rklb should be like 45 |
| Got a shitload of vix calls they were dirt cheap today. Guessing it spikes next week with Jackson Hole & NVDA |
| Bro what a beast\n\nWhat's the next play daddy |
| Green. As far as the eye can see |
| https://preview.redd.it/bivfe181mskh1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d565616eea356084a3b9bc9b24d1e875db48d06 |
| 😗 |
| Real talk why didn’t bitcoin go up 30% in a week? No catalyst? |
| I own no asts but will buy in around |
| IONQ is "supposed" to be the better play, but INFQ has the benefit of recent IPO with room to run, and decent GOV contracts. Have shares, am happy |
| Most likely. \n\nAnd memory stonks should pump |
| lose it all. rinse and repeat. and end up with 79 cents. ask me how I know |
| Still Holding $772puts 10 . TSLA puts $377.5, JETS $30.5 puts x5, MRNA $80 putsx4 😎 |
| I finally empathize with 🥭\n\nNo better feeling than having a crazy chick run after you as you drive away in your golf cart. |
| Jackson’s Hole |
| Give it to me |
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| Asts is more overvalued but more volatile. Prob abetter choice for leaps. But real talk, both are overvalued and will crater when liquidity dries up. Both are solid solid solid long term plays. 18 months is not long term |
| 😗 |
| Why the NVDA calls not working? 😕 I think mine are broken. 🤔 |
| "JUST IN: Jim Cramer tells investors to “go buy Bitcoin.” |
| Bruh you inspired me there for a minute… |
| Dec $1730c |
| Would be nice wouldn't it. |
| I may try this AI agent trading shit. Can't be worse than me. |
| Any advice you get here should be immediately ignored |
| there are no critical economic events next week except nvda earning |
| Barry, right? |
| Scotty Goldfinger Bessent |
| Thinking about leaps for ASTS and rocket lab. Which one will grow more in the next 18 months? |
| Monday is beyond doomed |
| https://preview.redd.it/h4yq314plskh1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=a10e3cce7898c56359276b8d9e63297affaaa001\n\n |
| stop talking about your sexual deficiency here |
| Citadel has kept chips and memory up to unload Leopold’s books at a profit he just announced they’re almost done selling it all |
| the round trip from charles options is fking insane |
| What % in red do i need for profit at opening? |
| Quiet, piggy! |
| All the wrong moves recently it seems - Paperhand winners (they hit 10x-50x minutes/hours after I sell) and hold onto losers 😩 |
| sell the speculative shits and invest them in reasonable names. |
| Imagine being a boomer and selling all of your stocks at the peak of the AI bubble and moving it all into treasuries yielding a comfy 5.3% while sitting in a house that has appreciated 2000% since you bought it |
| It’s the shit. CIGAR and OCEAN facing. |
| When do they expire? Hopefully it pumps next week |
| What do you mean? I complimented the passoid. |
| My other friend says it’s because I treat them like shit until they leave |
| Just a bunch of chop as it slowly inches towards your strike, but here comes theta making you wear a condom |
| It was beaten down after earnings for absolutely no reason while some of its competitors went up on STRL's earnings numbers. That's the "hunch" aspect.\n\nTechnicals wise (which is what I rely on quite a bit): it's extended below the 21 EMA and found support at 200SMA 3 days in a row, so it provides a good low risk entry (stop right below 200 SMA)\n\nFundamentals wise: the company is growing at triple digits revenue and EPS YoY, gimme a friggin break! |
| Higher bond yields are gonna pull liquidity from stocks |
| Have you seen the IV on mrna options? |
| I wonder what % of the market WSB holds |
| Down -$7k on my SNDK calls today while it trades flat\n\nNVDA earnings next week will determine semis faith |
| Fuck off I have a vagina and I hold over the weekend because I ain’t no pussy è.é |
| https://preview.redd.it/efqscu8alskh1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a2a94101a48ebe6988d19ac6fdb6cac8f89c408\n\n \nYour entire port |
| Thinking about AMKR for next week. It’s beaten down after Q2 earnings, but it beat.\n\nAnd it’s partnered with NVDA for packaging, so thinking a NVDA earnings bump :hmmm: |
| Covert half to gold |
| Few of yall dumbasses will understand |
| 🆙 14.12% ytd. Will VT and chill now for the rest of the year |
| how dare you make fun of a defenseless woman /s |
| “IV is priced in” --- u/controlthenarrative |
| Finally, it’s happened to me? |
| They both can make sense and I've seen both terms used. A Crab market denotes the market going sideways. I've seen Kangaroo used to describe days with lots of volatility despite the eventual direction (up down or sideways, it hopped a lot to get there). |
| Yes, NVDA earnings will determine |
| All these ai / tech companies and their fucking offerings . So that is what we are doing now , huh ? (Eyes narrow) |
| I’m fat and ugly but on your side |
| You can still buy calls on cancer, it will moon with all the exponential growth! |
| crash? No... Ugly down day or two? highly likely.\n\nMost of you regards are too young to know what a real crash is. |
| Not yet, because I haven't sold |
| Wen 24hr trading every day of the week |
| AI is keeping the market going , after that they will have to find something else.. |
| # I ❤️ Bonds |
| Natalie Harp is a beautiful trans woman. |
| I’m sorry for brain loss 💕 |
| My port is so heavily weighted semis it’s sickening. All my options got obliterated this week more than the normal ass kicking they take. |
| So, OPEX over but Monday will be another dump! |
| Sorry, they are gonna pay Dell and service Microsoft. Bullish but much less so. Moderate |
| So how do I convince these guys with money to just gove it to me? I mean they're going to lose it anyway, but you know, they can live comfortably knowing I'd be spending it at the Wendys they move to and blow. Momey well lost imo. |
Going against the cancer cure? You might regret that. Check this out -  Blocked www.reddit.com |
| GLD all day while we got Scotty B and 🥭 |
| Lost $151 today. I was way down almost $2k. |
| Unhide your comments |
| Don’t ask for shit at Wendy’s I’ll be behind the counter buddy |
| Remember the connections to Peter Thiel and the similarities to the CIA's earlier Life Log product. FB/META is maybe not what it appears? |
| They bought puts? |
| Most of this sub miss their mouth when taking a bite of food |
| Tempted to sell my SLS now … |
| I just bought more yesterday - I wish I waited a day - FML |
| Pretty much contemporary civilization in all |
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| And lose money both ways🤣 |
| I actually think so, yea. Next week is kinda a key week for semis |