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| Are you open or closed? |
| Iran taking credit for Graham's death. Bullish or bearish? |
| Tom Lee is always bullish you clown 🤡👌🏼 |
| Bols are fuk Monday |
| Brave stand bro. |
| I get that after giving up cigarettes. Still. 30 years on. |
| [I am going back to South Carolina to ask to send our sons and daughters to the Middle East](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1xkQbMGVIdg) |
| Don't want to buy calls cause we are at all time high.\n\nDon't want to buy puts because I think this earnings season might be a banger. |
| \*US SAYS HORMUZ IS OPEN TO ALL VESSELS SEEKING SAFE TRANSIT \n\*TRUMP: STRAIT OF HORMUZ REMAINS ACCESSIBLE IN NBC INTERVIEW\n\nHowever...\n\n\*IRGC: NO FOREIGN VESSELS MAY PASS THROUGH STRAIT OF HORMUZ WITHOUT BEING IDENTIFIED, TRACKED, AND MONITORED BY IRANIAN FORCES |
| I love funding overseas wars that have no resolution! |
| Sakujo sakujo sakujo |
| Theta Monday doesnt believe in you |
| the eye-rainians, they called me up this morning, they're begging for a deal - like dogs. |
| Android phones, slick cars, K-Pop, the list goes on |
| Seems unusual |
| nah, i believe in theta monday |
| Remember, 1 axios tweet is all it takes |
| # GRINDR PUTS |
| Tom Lee is bullish ! |
| Risk reward would be insanely good, Netflix has a high probability to be around for “generations” to come |
| Just reiterates how stupid the market is when it only reacts to completely binary “is Strait open or closed” options. Traffic is never going to be the same after all this bullshit. |
| Bubble pop wen? Are we aiming for an exact 100-year Kondratieff cycle? Just think of the bubblegains over the next three years of financial repression… |
| Still waiting here. |
| So many reddit cucks saying Spcx to $40 == always inverse reddit |
| It takes only 1 barak ravid shitposting to make this market go up again |
| Brief and sudden illness sounds like something someone might write in a deathnote, if such a thing existed. |
| What if Graham died from the mud butt virus? |
| He sounds like he would torture and kill his pets\n\nWhich he likely did |
| Another weekend thread where bears post shit like, "red monday" and "I dont see how this could possibly go up."\n\nOnly to get blowed tf out on Monday because the market doesnt give a shit about their preconceived notions. |
| Something w/cash back. |
| Sounds like a great buying opportunity ! |
| The reason you have a gain is because she broke up with you! Life changes when you no longer carry all that dead weight. Congrats 👏 |
| I prefer to think of it as a data laundering. |
| Go to church |
| Thank you perma bols for giving more ammunition to my puts |
| POMP THE OIL! |
| Add in cpi uncertainty release Tuesday doesn’t give a lot of hope |
| At least when Japan destroys our economy from afar they give us back giant robots, Babymetal, ramen, bitching wrestling, and big honkin anime tiddies. What does Korea give us? Some dude with sunglasses doing meme raps, that's what. |
| Try exercise |
| When having more screens confuses the new traders rather than helping. |
| One of Senator Lindsey Graham’s most notable and frequently cited quotes regarding the nation is, **"I will be with Israel until our dying day"**. \n\nHe made this declaration to emphasize his steadfast allegiance to the U.S.–Israel alliance, going on to state, **"I'm not with you. I'm with Israel.”** |
| Who would hold options over the weekend? Do you hate money? |
| Is it to soon to discuss Vegas? |
| Why don’t they ever say realized or unrealized? 😂\n\nStill though, how can you screw up that much with Donnie as your “Dad” phone contact? I think I might have just answered my own question |
| I didnt have nightmares, but id dream I smoked weed and wake up concerned I had actually smoked weed because the dreams were so vivid and real. |
| Hard drugs will help with the nightmares. |
| I sure hope so |
| Cmon oil, we need a good pump next week. May sell them. |
| I mean would you feel more comfortable holding 755 puts or calls over this weekend lol be real |
| Damn I was so excited I woke up 50 minutes ago for the market, only to realize it’s still not fuking open.\n\n**~~AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~** |
| Dollars or sperm? |
| Ya with a fucking chip in the head |
| Yeah it’s going to drill Monday. |
| In order to increase the birth rate in South Korea, every newborn should receive 1 share of Samsung. |
| Guys. Need to turn $10K in BP into a 10 bagger. Thoughts? |
| Hopium |
| Benadryl will do that |
| This bet happens every 2 years |
| Bibi sounds like a kids who lost a pet, and I guess he did. |
| I was really baked when I wrote that |
| No fucking way, BB won't lie to keep U.S. involved in the Middle East... |
| It's not the sleeping that causes the problems, but the random decision making when he wakes up. |
| It's not so much about the strait being open it's about there not being a peace deal. I can see spy reaching low 740s Monday. I def don't think it will go up |
| Benadryl |
| LMAO, we're close to Burry being correct. Nature is healing 🥰 |
| one of the funniest things i've seen on here. ty for laughs |
| it’s very specific to the person’s financials and spending which is best |
| Did you switch to PCP? |
| He blocked me when I asked if his wife beats him 🤷♂️ |
| go with Mama's, after campbells bought raos and changed the ingredients it got terrible. |
| Oh yes it is. |
| 2 months sober from weed and the nightmares still wild and vivid |
| It's gotta be Eric, it's always Eric |
| You still have time to do something weird. |
| Schrödinger's strait |
| Pray for no axios till tuesday then, if market crashes on monday, MSFT will be up |
| R Kelly go bring him out |
| Someone probably should make an open source platform that cuts out influencers, algos and ads.. maybe a maximum friend or viewership count or something to remove that scalability incentive while keeping an emphasis on privacy |
| CPI and PPI this week. If we beat by 0.1% we will Shrek for sure |
| sburry has gone insane on twitter right now LMAO, capitulation of shorts is near |
| Played 9 holes and it’s only 8:15 I love the summer |
| Robinhood gold |
| Isn’t that the point of memory |
| Sugar Daddy 😦👍 |
| She’ll be back when she sees this post |
| Pretty sure the other day you were talking about being single and broke |
| US officials say BB’s intelligence of Iranian plot to kill 🥭 "was deemed not to be entirely credible," WSJ reports. |
| Both sides of the isle kinda happy Lindsay Grahamnesty is gone. |
| I bet yall $10 that they play the Village People at the funeral |
| Time for a new credit card 🛍️🤑 Any suggestions? |
| Good maybe soon I can buy singles again |
| Fugk a gf. I want this |
| Brutal tweet, Big D tweets out the guy "is dead!"\n\nand\n\n"So sad!"\n\n💀 That's a hell of a eulogy |
| Well okay then. My Pokemon portfolio down 20% this past month 😔👎 |
| [WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER ON THIS SUB](https://x.com/i/status/2076135368517448135) |
| It feels so good to have a solid nest egg sitting in the bank. I have been rock bottom financially and the difference is amazing. When i slide my wallet i to my pocket it is a powerful feeling. The money man is leaving the house. |
| We are in implementation phase of ai. People are spending highly and will continue to do so for a few years. Data centers are current spending and data center optimization and cooling will be the next cycle after this. This bull market is going to go on for another 5 years most likely because of the circle jerk to stay ahead of china. Implementation will be over in prob a year to 3 ish years as data centers are still being built and then the optimization and cooling, which has started already, will be the next ticket to squeezing the most out of that current infrastructure while not turning the planet into a waste land/desert. This is where people will start actually fully utilizing ai and actually have useful returns. What will follow is 30-50% unemployment and credit rating system implemented for them which will be tied to their universal basic income. Redlining will be back based on working population and non working. Robots everywhere. Good luck out there. Travel will be the most needed future advancements because 30 50% on non working population will want to travel around the world. |
| I really hope so, but again, good financials, profits and big numbers usually means the stock goes down in this market. |
| Gayham sacrificed himself to make us forget that the hormuz is still closed\n\nWhat a great man |
| #All you dum dums were buying sndk at 2350 as if it found a cure to Alzheimer's |
| Its realized profit/loss not capital gain you fuckin tard |
| Now turn it back to -280 |
| [Buy the dip brothers and sisters](https://imgur.com/1ASC2nR) |
| That is uplifting news |
| PAAAAAAAAAAAMP 🐂🐂🐂🐂📈📈📈📈 https://x.com/firstsquawk/status/2076300104848527664?s=46 |
| As they should be. The amount of effort it would take to beat what those target date funds is completely unrealistic for the average investor. My 401k is going to stay in the target date fund it started in for as long as I have it. I at least have a beneficiary set up though haha. |
| Wrong sub for uplifting shit brother |
| [The Death of the Status Update: Why 55% of Americans Stopped Posting on Social Media](https://www.pcmag.com/news/death-of-the-status-update-why-55-americans-stopped-posting-social-media) |
| No you’re unironically going to be fine. Green dildo in the morning |
| Lindsay Graham found dead in closet this morning |
| Higher pc specs and extravagant monitor setups don’t fix your dumb trade decisions. |
| Anyone ever hit it big with a 0DTE? |
| Would make sense eh?\n\nSo no, it's going to 770 |
| Not looking good |
| Bulls think the strait is open, McConnell is alive and Graham is straight 🤭 |
| Ikr? Anti-capitalist commies… what do they want? A socialist Western Europe that has seen small enterprise increase by like 50% since the 90s while the US has decreased by 50% like free trade fits on some sort of bell curve? \n\nWe should send them to the front line and then maybe they’d appreciate their lowly\^ status in the richest country in the world to learn to appreciate it. Pampered little shits |
| -19.2% |
| Bol Monday will be "brief and sudden illnesses" |
 Trade Weekend US Tech 100 | Live Weekend US Tech 100 Stock Index Price | Weekend US Tech 100 | IG Switzerland Weekend US Tech 100 www.ig.com |
| Precisely why you dont have that much money sorry to say |
| Why generational? |
| Calls or balls tomorrow? |
| I think any degenerates on this sub like risky women because it makes them feel alive - akin to 0dte’s |
| Ah Lindsey died huh\n\nMannnnnnn I get my news from here, please post uplifting shit! \n\n**NEXT!!!** |
| maybe I should start playing *Rust* |
| Could be wrong, but I feel the strait being opened is kinda priced in as oil never jumped much |
| Imo no |
| Good riddance Lindsey Gayham. |
| Are my 756 calls cooked chat |
| I'm just infatuated with crazy women and I understand the dangers & consequences |
| You bought GLW calls at 260? That’s some brilliant timing. |
| # SPY 760 \n\nIm bullish on oil |
| r/valueinvesting would have been investing in VCR companies in the 90s, because of the metrics ☝️🤓 |
| When is the casino pen? My hands are shaking already |
| Didn’t even need to add the /s lol |
| U.S. Central Command: Strait of Hormuz open to all ships wishing to cross the international waterway legally\n\nWe ripping tomorrow boys huge Green Day |
| I can only refresh this thread so much |
| 🤣 |
| Justice4Lindsay |
| China is extremely profit driven. Let’s not delude ourselves. \n\nThey have a top down plan but once it drops below the top committee it becomes a free for all profit grab for as much as they can get. |
| Holy cost basis 😳 |
| Speak for yourself it’s my fancy dinner for me and my wife |
| Iran and Russia are aligned |
| It’s frustrating to see everyone being mean to the billionaires. We owe everything we have in our lives to them and should be happily working 80+ hour weeks to increase shareholder value no matter what. I am all for lowering minimum wage and making 90% of the country have the same salary to boost revenue. |
| Good morning fellow KINGS and QUEENS\n\n🫵👑👑\n\nLet's go CONQUER today!!!\n\n*scrolls Reddit for another hour* |
| 🥭 right now: 😅 |
| no \n\nBut they opened the Hormbussy |
| Graham was a war monger who cheered on lots of deaths. Boo hoo |
| Oh! lol I didn’t know that\n\nI do know khameany said yesterday that it “is the will of the nation” to make the US pay for our assassinations and that they will have revenge 👀 |
| GRINDS MALE. YAH! |
| DID THEY OPEN THE HORMUSSY YET |
| Was Lindsay Graham visiting Mitch McConnell or something lmao |
| Goddamnit lol |
| But now the tanker fleet that Russia uses is running in to sea drones and blowing up. |
| A fool (me) and his money will soon be apart |
| He died shortly after meeting with the Z-man to discuss Russian sanctions, so make of that what you will. I don’t think Iran gives a shit about Lindsey |
| Turns out we didn’t need the oil after all. |
| The key to trading successfully in this market is |
| spending the day maxxxxx-maxxxxing |
| Can anyone tell me how's my Kospi and Sk Hynix holdings looking right now? |
| Lol |
| Only J lube comes in a powdered size large enough to produce a 55gal barrel. IFYKYK 🌈🐻😉 |
| Lol, I bought calls on June 30th and it instantly dropped like $60. It might go up a tiny bit so I still lose money, or keep crashing until my calls are worth $0.\n\nNo amount of good financials, contracts or profits makes stocks go up as long as I can benefit from them. |
| Hahahah, the whole WEN thing is hilarious. |
| Prices for Korean hookers are out of control 😭 |
| Don't forget your "special cuddle" in the vestry |
| I've been working with 401ks for over 20 years. The bulk of assets are in target date funds because it's the QDIA. Inertia is a thing and most participants don't take the time to make changes, or even name a beneficiary. |
| Can’t think! |
| Thick cunt! |
| If you’re going to make up a number might as well say -9900.69% |
| Can’t read! |
| Thick cunt! |
| Was it Iran? I’m so mindfucked by the world of late I wouldn’t be surprised if it was Israel too |
| Better sell or you wont have either. |
| Can’t spell |
| Gram death? |
| Reading the article it appears they are trying to be vertically integrated. They are talking about owning wafer technology. They are trying to own top tech and other bottlenecks in the memory and chip supply chain. |
| Thick cunt |
| It’s spelling not grammar. Thick cunt can’t spell and runs away! |
| Raos ain’t worth it |
| “Semis won’t go back to their ATH anytime soon”\n\nIt has been less than two weeks and you are obviously wrong lol |
| Oh heck yea. Investors are going to dump dump dummp until spcx can string along a few good earnings reports and show catalysts. Its not just gonna magically shoot up in price in its current state. I mean i kinda think there may be one last pump before the real dump. |
| I 🙏 he is spared for many years |
| As a spokesman for gay bears everywhere, let me just make it clear that we do not count closeted man as part of our community |
| Markets can stay irrational longer than OP can stay solvent |
| I hope he's happy in the clouds, 🦄, and 🌈s |
| LMAOO |
| DRAM at 63, All time high at 80. have a nice day |
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| I have 6 min before church starts |
| They got Lindsey 😳 |
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| Where do you see that |
| Old news https://x.com/bricsinfo/status/2076287108080193908?s=46 |
| Shouldn't you be in Sunday School right now? |
| 🤡👉👈🤡 |
| in their cryo-tanks |
| Times like these is when I thank God we have 🥭 in charge.\n\nThe eulogy is going to be wild. |
| What a waste of time to be on this sub during the weekend |
| Marinara sauce going for 7.50 |
| Earnings end of month could have these print |
| Where do u see pre Futes ? |
| When the strobe lights drop out of the ceiling and barrels of astroglide get rolled in that's the real "power hour". |
| Puts on Hollywood. Small creative indie films doing amazing numbers, then watching some recent massive studio franchises have been awful |
| $LULU, I read all of it and there is not a single doubt in my mind |
| If you’re going to make up a number might as well say -99% |
| Sorry OP 🙁 |
| I spoke with Sen. McConnell this morning and he says Sen. Graham is with him and adjusting quite well |
| I was going to take that but it was +165 for some reason |
| It’s open again |
| What Russia got him? |
| The worst part of this Lindsey gram death is now having to walk through the flood of edge lords creaming there pants in cringy comments on every Reddit group cheering on death |
| Why do you guys keep posting about the strait like it's affected anything in the past 4 months? |
| Died fucking a Ukranian drone builder... what a way to go. |
| Massive green dildos in the weekend futures. Almost fully recovered from the Iran strikes |
| Only when the person got rich from being evil. |
| Lindsey Graham met with JD Vance didn't he!? Seems like the obvious explanation |
| # So, SPY 730 tomorrow because of the strait closure? |
| I think this is your algorithm. My feed is investing and video games. |
| TSCO has been taken out back to the woodshed. |
| A backstage event |
| Just had a 20 minute conversation with Lindsay. He said he enjoyed touring the drone factory in Ukraine but believes the market should pump Monday despite the Iran War ongoing |
| Well that's the issue isn't it. Iran's leadership has very little to lose and the current US administration has A LOT to lose as it faces decling popularity heading into mid-terms. Unless the US is committed to a total invasion (which it obviously isn't), Iran is gonna win this bluffing game cause it can wait the situation out. |
| Why not -70% |
| I spoke with Senator Lindsey Graham for about 20 minutes this morning. Lindsey is in good spirits, and he said: "It's pretty hot down here, but Satan's schlong is as good as advertised" |
| Who can really argue with this though? 🤷🏾♂️ |
| I sold one SPCX $140 cash secured put that expires 7/17. I don't want the shares. It's going under $140 isn't it!? |
| You forgot “Fires a gun” |
| England Argentina. Big flop queen fest. Fifas money is on Argentina for a France rematch of 2022. |
| That too |
| Worst decision of your life |
| Ah! |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| You got lucky at 8 |
| It’s “you’re”, come on man |
| Some slut named Lindsey died on instagram? |
| Usually when a big political news story like this breaks, WSB gets flooded by con users, but not seeing that with closeted man. Wonder if it has anything to do with his stance on Ukraine/Russia war 🤔 |
| “So far” Homer Simpson meme |
| Glad I’m not a gey ber, I don’t think bulls can catch it |
| Corning (NYSE:GLW) has signed a multi billion dollar agreement with Amazon to supply optical fiber for U.S. data centers. \nThe company is expanding its partnership with Nvidia to support AI focused data center infrastructure. \nCorning plans a tenfold increase in U.S. optical fiber output and expects to add 1,000 manufacturing jobs in North Carolina. \n |
| Why did zelensky kill Lindsey gram? |
| Lyndsey graham dead the world is healing |
| Nasdaq futures going to open -19% |
| McGregor walking in tunnel with Green smoke and lights = Bullish |
| Buying more Sky Hymen to support Korean bros |
| Do the ladybugs decompose first or last? |
| Certifications and proven track record are the moat, not the tech itself. This is mission critical software we are talking about. |
| i've got $20 on Lindsey Graham via autoerotic asphyxiation |
| Just saw so many meme between them. LOL |
| Yes |
| Caused by mass endorphin release from an 8.5” object inserted all the way up. |
| ~~birds~~ bers aren't real |
| let's just say it's open so we can bull run 🐃 |
| Time to go over to r/valueinvesting to see what to short this week 🤣 |
| ☝️fail |
| well, hypothetically speaking.\n\n$345 are available for .28, and if the stock fell to 320, (about a 25% drop) 10 puts for $280 would return $25,000 or 89X return. |
| Wait, you are actual guys and not AI? |
| Don't... |
| Username checks out |
| You do you bro |
| Bag holding since when ? This has been a nice stock |
| A thirstay bear |
| might as well blame Korea for the situation in Iran as well. \n\nWhat's with all these idiots that think Korean retail is the driving force behind volatility these days? Do they not understand how all these stupid ETFs work? |
| No it was aides |
| ☝️ \n✅ gay \n✅ retard \n✅ chud \n❌ funny |
| If your comment is over 10 words, ur gey |
| 187, nice. |
| Always |
| Redder than closeted mans butthole on Monday |
| Time to hit the local senior home and see who wants to go to DC |
| "super aids" is wild |
| Welcome to Costco, I love you |
| Sir, this ain’t a Wendy’s |
| I can show you dozens of the ships in the condition 404 showed. It's been happening for over a year to shadowfleet tankers just nowhere near at the rate of the last week. |
| Hope you kept your receipt. If not, you're getting store credit😔 |
| Thank you. |
| https://preview.redd.it/wn3v83u9ysch1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=7760aca6a7eeac291ec5671ff6fcdad475cf4b2d |
| RIP Lindsey Graham.\n\nPuts on Grindr. |
| can't believe we heard about Lindsay Graham dying before Mitch McConnell |
| Who is ready to make some money tomorrow? |
| I spread your mom's box if that helps |
| your not worth it, but keep comin' back for more |
| yes |
| I’m about to make some corned beef hash and eggs over easy, y’all want sum? |
| when and where |
| you all can suck my wiener |
| It looks like a big bull trap.\n\n |
| "So we're going to need you to send your ships back to Hormuz as we need more oil. You'll just have to cover the insurance premium going up to $5 million. Oh also you might have to dodge a few mines, drones, and missiles along the way, but don't worry as we'll tell everyone on social media those are all not there. Also you might get stuck there for months depending how bad things get. But don't worry, when you get back, you'll be able to sell those barrels for maybe $5 extra per barrel depending how successful our social media campaign is at suppressing the oil market."\n\nI dunno, guys. Seems like a sound business plan to me. Where do I invest? |
| I say everyone wear those gay lil tassels on the back in honor of him |
| No clue but it’s impressive. Maybe buy new homes next to the plant |
| I feel like calling Lindsay Graham a US senator is a bit of a stretch tbh. Definitely bullish though |
| He had his pelvice broke at the ufc event |
| Why am I short 600 shares of RIVN in my Fidelity account? I had box spreads? I need to speak to the manager of the stock market immediately 😠 |
| Another dump monday |
| Lindsey who? I’m talking about Joe Rogan |
| He tried to release the Epstein Files |
| https://preview.redd.it/0isf5a0nxsch1.jpeg?width=1402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0751c6c5444d55b42323b2e7263dc2ae0712e1f |
| It was 🇮🇷 they’ve been assing senators for 470 years |
| Hes not dead, i talked to him for 20 minutes this morning |
| Just one teaspoon of superaids in your butt, and you're dead within three years! |
| If you only smoke every 6 months, is it that much of a problem? |
| Amyl nitrate will do that |
| Lindsey Graham RIP |
| I'm bag holding it. Probably monday it will dump hard. |
| I bow to your expertise |
| conversation never happened |
| Hey I’m single if you’re interested. (I’m a guy but I’ll be your gf) |
| No one here knows who Triple H is. Your audience is 16-22yr olds. HHH was popular before they were born. |
| What time will Korea F'k things up? |
| I am prepared to make a deal! I want Sydney Sweeney as my wife and also $1 trillion |
| Overdose of methamphetamines up the rectal cavity |
| Type of dude to spend thousands on a hair transplant in turkey just to rock a buzz cut. |
| No I think it was super aids |
| Who? What?? |
| Top is in now. You are cooked |
| I can show you a link of one that got hit by a ballistic missile. That’s different from saying all 70-90 ships were hit by one and they’re all disabled. |
| Dream scenario right here. Fresh start |
| Fuck you IBKR my capital is not at risk if i full port to Index funds |
| It’s already been made clear it was a heart attack, and the man was 71. |
| Looks like my robinhood account |
| Yes, give iran a big paycheck and say sorry just wanted to help but realized you didnt want help |
| (-0.21%)\n\nBLOOD RED |
| Fax |
| Thats pretty funny after reading your other screechy replies kid |
| SHOW SOME RESPECK INNIT |
| Where can I bet on the cause of death? It’s gotta be super aids right?? |
| SK Hynix gonna go first. |
| I mean you if you look on Reddit there are festivals gatherings. Maybe do a Lollapalooza overseas? I would love to go to Lollapalooza in Europe. It’s in Germany this year. |
| Yeah \n\nWith Toyota you think maybe they building Potemkin factories in usonia just until 🌮 ⚰️ but with TSMC there's other incentives. |
| I was an asshole long before this dude died. |
| There's your problem. The DMV is actually the biggest shithole in America |
| Calls? |
| From Korea |
| If only they’d be porking instead of beefing |
| Bulls crying in their corn flakes over turtle man and closet man deaths 🤭 |
| if the strait is open, then the strait is not closed |
| when axios drops the article, premarket or even prefutures? |
| Bro is poor now |
| Im tired of all this. Can we just let Costco buy Iran? |
| What’s gf? Guru Focus? I like moneys. |
| Everyone’s still sleeping on GLW. Watch what happens on mondayyyyyy |
| I'm incredibly berish on bers |
| Iran definitely wants to make the deal, only issue is that they want tolls, nuclear development, 300 billion dollars and more as part of that deal |
| Nobody’s got AIDS! |
| Nah, it'll buff right out. |
| Not after that conversation |
| I hear it's dog eat dog outside the beltway. Sympathy 😢 |
| When they say how badly they want the market to collapse, all I can think is “Me too, the day before YOU planned to retire” |
| That's not the kind of cream pie I was expecting |
| I can't read. |
| I saw the new TSMC building outside of Phoenix and it is massive. MASSIVE |
| AIDs did this? |
| I think if you try the dogs you may be pleasantly [?] surprised \n\nAlso seems to me that a tapeworm would love you even more unconditionally than a dog. You give it a home and food and take it with you everywhere. |
| bears aren't people |
| Probably? |
| I'm having chicken wings for breakfast life is amazing |
| Ok. I'm a white guy from the DMV |
| Thanks Chat GPT |
| Maybe move out of the hood? |
| It’s pretty normal to get this reaction when a hypocritical piece of shit goes |
| These things come in threes |
| WHICH IS FINE |
| You ever read people’s opinions on the internet and react with a strong hope that their life completely falls apart |
| Boomer coffins |
| RIP Lindsay Graham, Joe Rogan 🙏 |
| He died for engagement?\n\nThere's better ways |
| Ok. Military is easy choice but personally I’m in sales and if I ever lose my current job I can sell anything. |
| Dude was a piece of shit |
| Yes, but, I feel between 4.5 and 5% the ten year Treasury starts to cause problems for equities. |
| #We're are 24 hours away from the stock market opening and seeing Micron & SanDisk rocketing higher. In Triple H's voice: ARE YOU READY!!! 😤 |
| Normally with little enclaves of richistan. I sense you lack the appropriate visa. |
| Theyre made to be that way since we abolished slavery. |
| Bebe ftw |
| The new normal: Just buy with bad news and sell with good news. |
| Takes forever to lose money like that |
| I'm going to Mongolia for 3 weeks with long oil positions. Can't take a satphone because ghynese will confiscate. Search and Rescue gonna heroically recover me from the Gobi desert and imma croak Gimme the price of WTI, or send a helicopter which knows |
| I live in DC. Cope |
| Cut the losses and consolidated gains 💪 |
| At least your wife still sucks your dick.. |
| You Zimbabweans talk a lot of that ishboo |
| Ahead of its time, lol. |
| I’d say you can do better, but I’m sure that’s not the case |
| I want to hear your take |
| Be careful what you pick. The best thing would be objectively necessary productive businesses. Like water purification, food production, lumber mills, etc. \n\nGold, silver, palladium, even compute will all race to $0 as civilization expands. Stocks traded in USD will boom and bust with the currency. |
| They bungled the source material in the first season by making envoys part of the Falconer part of the universe. In the books they are basically space marines that use subterfuge and manipulation instead of violence. Because of this they basically become pariahs to the rest of the world once they stop being envoys. A line in one of the later books mentions how something like half the crime in the universe is caused by ex envoys.\n\nKovacs doesn't really have much ideals in the books from what I recall, so by tying him to some revolution in the show they kind of dug a hole for themselves. |
| the fuck cares? dude's dead you know. plus he was probably a piece of shit. |
| Open like *your* mom's legs, you welcome to enter but no saying what you gonna catch |
| Welp, I guess my leveraged NQ long is gonna be joining the late senator come open |
| All American cities are shitholes.\n\nThanks for coming to my Ted Talk |
| 18 thousand reviews |
| thats a lot of words to say it do go down. |
| Stop Projecting |
| Anonymous Reddit edgelords. They would pee in their pants if they were speaking to a live person in conversation |
| at least you're smart |
| Seize their assets 🙂 |
| I mean my gut is big but I'm working out... |
| Still no statement from Grindr.\n\nShame. |
| Not quite sure what you're asking, here's a tanker being hit by a sea baby three days ago: [Ukrainian Sea Baby drone films itself hitting a Russian tanker in the Black Sea | World News | Sky News](https://news.sky.com/video/ukrainian-sea-baby-drone-films-itself-hitting-a-russian-tanker-in-the-black-sea-13561897) |
| Peekend Pow |
| Why is it the norm to be an asshole when someone dies now for engagement\n\nThe fuck happened to class |
| Just stop buying health insurance |
| He thinks US military power is like Team America. He can't fight a ground war in Iran and he can't bomb it into being more of a shit hole than it is anyway. He could nuke the whole country from orbit but that's contraindicated and the pentagon probably won't let him. Out of options. |
| We should put all pride flags at half mass in our closets today in honor of our lovely senator. |
| Big if true 👀 |
| Things That Absolutely Did Not Happen Today for $1,000 🙋🙋♀️🙋♂️ |
| So, no. Got it. |
| Sorry just a fyi, highly unlikely you get to quit your job even if space x stock goes well.\n\nCurrent price is priced for a company like space x that is already profitable, but every year it throws away billions of dollars....\n\nL |
| nasdaq weekend futures blood red. that could only mean one thing. Bagrosft green and the rest of the market in shambles |
| So just like an ez 300k you threw on for the shares Jesus |
| My wife asked me if I loved her more, my Micron & SanDisk stock, or my dog 🐶\n\nI told her I love my [current] 3 year old dog more because he'll love me no matter what. And I love my first [deceased] 16.5 year old dog more than anything in the world.\n\nAnd Micron & SanDisk made me rich\n\nMy wife then got pissed because she's only #5 on my list. She then overreacted and said how dogs & AI stocks wouldn't suck my dick like she does 🙃🫠🤦♂️ |
| Sea baby drones are a known drone type that Ukraine has been using for years? They've also got those gigantic flying propeller planes which can completely blow up the bridges of these things like 404's link shows. |
| They will find a way to pump it just before those shares become eligible for sale to fuck any puts or shorts before letting it go down. |
| I bought 20k shares of SOXS at market close Friday |
| True if big |
| Witless ignorance |
| 🥭 just wants to fake his death by getting all worked up about the Iran wanting to kill himb |
| Maybe it was never really closed to begin with and headlines are nothing more than something to move markets in the oligarchs favored direction. |
| Underrated comment |
| Hey you stop that right now. You’ve got some stuff going for you.\n\nLike for example you’re not even that ugly |
| Open the strait you crazy bastards |
| Average age of senator 65, average odds of dying in the year for 65yo amerifats 2%, 100 senators. We should expect 2 deeply distressing events a year\n\nFollow me for all your actuarial needs |
| I haven't smoked since Thanksgiving... 2023 (edibles back in January though) , it hasn't been as fun since it's legal in most places. I'm not saying I'm done just doesn't interest me the way it used to 🤷🏼♂️ |
| Yeah I love it, and it noticeably boosts my HRV, just one of those people that can't moderate it and turns it into too much of a good thing. |
| The thing is the biggest “debts” can be to Microsoft but Microsoft did not invest in anything but a shell company with a name. It does not actually hold any voting rights, any IP for chat gtp etc. What you see as OpenAI is actually a mixture of companies on paper. |
| Do you have a source depicting the drone types |
| Have the funds settled in Trump's account from his last trades? If so then you are probably right. |
| Israels greatest warrior🫡 |
| \n\n❌Ceasefire in effect\n\n❌MOU signed \n\n❌Strait Open\n\n✅Markets Go Up on Monday |
| Surely it'll happen this week |
| either 2 hours before futues open or 2hours before US open there will be a trump tweet "IRAN WANTS TO FINALLY MAKE THE DEAL!" \n\nquote me |
| RIGHT, like they just make a new sub with v2 saying they’re different from the main sub |
| Might be hard with their neighbors |
| they are using anti ship missiles now\n\ntheir good stuff will probably be put online next round |
| *"I don't see this lasting longer than 2 weeks at most"*\n\n \n(Day 134, and counting....) |
| Who’s ded? |
| What stocks are you getting calls on? |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **MSFT** ▲ | $400.00 (above) | $380.06 | $385.08 | +5.2% | Jul 23, 4:03 PM |\n| **Record** | 1W - 0L | 100% | - | - | - | |
| !banbet |
| Iran controls nothing. It will have nothing soon if it doesn’t obey |
| You’re my hero! Teach me oh wise one. |
| I call him Warren Buffalo |
| Numbers is wrong, us imports 40% of crude it refines, SPR and Cushing running on fumes. I am and always have been an oil trading expert AMA |
| comedy gold\n\n |
| its hard man trust me i quit like 50 times and still trying. its just nice to calm my 24/7 active mind u know |
| My feed is 90% NSFW subs. I can't stand the "ummmmm achtuallly" crap on the rest of this site. |
| Who said so? Give it a try |
| crazy that graham just passed away. life is short man. |
| Warren buffet |
| Eh whatever the munitions are, irrelevant to the point (also doubt they are anywhere near running out of shaheds) |
| Welp, time to quit weed again. Maybe can make it longer than 6 months this time. |
| it may be by the 31st, source?... my gut |
| Iranian cruise missiles say otherwise |
| That's like me with sports |
| Doesn’t matter if CENTCOM say it’s open. If Iran says it’s closed it’s effectively closed cause no insurance companies gonna allow it |
| Remember you have to close the strait first before opening it |
| [This is the typical damage to a ship from a drone strike.](https://bsky.app/profile/specialkhersoncat.bsky.social/post/3mnjx2yupjc2l) Doesn't look operational to me for a looong while. |
| Reddit is 50% politics and I cannot be bothered with it.\n\nI mute each sub but it feels like they make new ones to get back to my r/popular page |
| wtf my PYPL is green. we're in very strange times. |
| Big Green is coming can you feel it chasing you Bers it’s coming for you. USA increased oil production if you look at the volumes we don’t need anything from Hormuz any more never bet against America it’s like betting against Tom Brady |
| After this bullshit, countries are going to be transporting oil by camelback instead of using the Strait of America |
| It will remain clopen until Trump drops the official Plinko chip into the board. Currently the chip is stuck and the ghost of Bob Barker is attempting to dislodge it with a broom handle. |
| That was 65+ years ago, NFTs & 🌽didn’t exist then\n\nMaybe I’m completely wrong but I just don’t see gold ever being worth the squeeze in modern times |
| No crying at the casino |
| My math has the value per share of SPCX at -$1.52. Value of Operation plus Non Op Assets minus debt, divided by # of shares. Just napkin math…and maybe I’m wrong?\n\nEdit: AI says my math is wrong, according to AI its book value is $5.96 per share. So then the current price is really based on an expectation that Starlink is going to moon this thing. Still the current market valuation is 2,332.89% increase over its book value. |
| Oh sure you can. |
| I love it 😎 |
| OPEN THE STRAIT CLOSE THE STRAIT OPEN THE STRAIT \n\nYOU DONT KNOW WHAT THIS DOES TO A GUY |
| Last thing I heard, we were done focusing on the war. Even if it’s still going on, the government has different plans to make money and even if it isn’t stable they control the markets and if the media isn’t pushing about the war then it means oil prices will drop. They only hype to increase scares and no offense to you but they bring in people like you to think it’ll keep going up. Their over all plan is to divide rich and poor without a middle class. This scare of the war divide us more and more middle class people lost their spot of being middle class with everything going up. They can’t pull the trigger and do everything at once because it’ll cause too much havoc so they do this slowly. Best of luck and wish you nothing but the best |
| Closed strait = *talks going well* tweet soon = SPY+1% 🤌 |
| Nighttime is definitely gay gym time 😎🌈 |
| OPEC also announced production increases of 120k barrels per day, as well as the UAE hitting an ath in production too |
| You can't even make jokes about dead senators anymore. I thought this was america |
| I think we are all scarred by not taking profit on something plummeted, for me right now it's qcom |
| Turns out it was just a Baby Ruth. No big deal. |
| A lot of them were hit with sea drones which are practically torpedos. At minimum they'll have to be down for repairs for a while with risk of more damage. |
| https://preview.redd.it/x8z89kuopsch1.png?width=1506&format=png&auto=webp&s=c37889f1f7b7e44867c5830088fc4ac559367b50\n\n |
| Snip snap snip snap |
| Tell what to people in Germany during the hyperinflation before WWII |
| Hit with a drone is very different from “taking out” |
| The podium only has 3 places for a reason, sir. |
| Just send her this screenshot |
| this is too soon |
| There were times I missed generational opportunities selling early but there are just as many where I avoided bombs. Sold lunr from 20-30 all but 8 shares, my cost started in the 3-4 range, no regrets.\n\nSold half my Soxl in the 80 range, half of what was left in the 100 range and the rest in 200. Mixed feelings.\n\nSold my hood in the 20s left half a share that has ridiculous gains. Kicking myself. |
| Unclosed |
| Iran doesn’t control the strait, but in a much more real sense, it does |
| I’ll never go to the gym before noon. So many old people and normies holy fuck \n\nEvening gang for life 💪I’m gay |
| Very large. One fab is 2000’ x 600’ in plan and 150’ tall. Plan for 3 of them. They have multiple support buildings of similar size, some serving multiple fabs others just serving one. Then they have a large admin building. |
| The market has been selling in anticipation of this event, now that it has happened there is no one left to sell so stocks can only go up. |
| https://preview.redd.it/xg2dfoj8psch1.png?width=1506&format=png&auto=webp&s=f608cb54c1d964644afb8e7bfc821dcb63fff46d\n\n |
| Ok seems like borrow fee is going down and available short shares are going up so it might be squeezing rn |
| lol all in at 2T marketcap, I won't touch it until it goes under $100 |
| Literally any company that needs extra remote compute bud. Right now thats obviously AI companies training models. They rent entire data centers for days/weeks to train. Anyone who has a bunch of compute lying around is doing it and making bank. |
| sometimes I genuinely wonder if donnie knew the shit he was getting himself into\n\ndude was on a straight up sugar high after taking Venezuela in 48 hours and like a gambler thought he was due for another win lol now this might end up being the whole story of his presidency |
| USA won let the victory rally start! The US-led Joint Maritime Information Center said, however, that the “southern route” [**remains open**](https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/12/world/live-news/iran-war-trump#cmrhm6la600003d5ut06rzequ).\n\n2 MIN AGO\n\n**CENTCOM says Strait of Hormuz "open to all vessels," despite Iran declaring it closed** \nBy [Catherine Nicholls](https://www.cnn.com/profiles/catherine-nicholls) and Izzy Lippolis \nUS Central Command has said that the Strait of Hormuz is “open to all vessels,” despite Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) announcing earlier today that it had [**closed the waterway**](https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/11/world/live-news/iran-war-trump?post-id=cmrgy8y4g00003j6whi8grsyn). \n“The Strait of Hormuz is open to all vessels seeking to lawfully transit the international waterway,” CENTCOM wrote in a [**post on X,**](https://x.com/CENTCOM/status/2076278945993888116) adding: “US forces are positioned and prepared to ensure that freedom of navigation remains available despite unwarranted Iranian aggression, harassment, threats, and arbitrary \ndeclarations.” \n“Iran does not control the strait. Traffic is flowing,” it continued. |
| It only pumps 5% tomorrow instead of 10%, lots of call options as risk of expiring worthless before we push to all time highs |
| China paused their oil buying and took about 4 million barrels a day off the demand, coupled with 4 million barrels a day of release from the SPR and drawing down commercial inventory to near line fill levels it kept the apparent market balance you're seeing. |
| This shutdown has caught many traders off-guard. |
| Sorry to hear that. Hope you are profiting in your other tickers |
| Doubt it |
| How big was it? |
| Lol |
| shiet I never thought of that O.o haha |
| Bloody green day tomorrow |
| STRAITS BACK OPEN AGAIN |
| 🤭 |
| Very sorry. So sorry. Losing a dog is hard. |
| Boots on the ground in Iran bc that was Lindsey Graham would’ve wanted ❤️ |
| Strait closed means oil’s gna do -10% monday |
| Yeah me too. Seems like COVID but I threw away my last test kit 3 weeks ago |
| IGRC is using anti ship missles now\n\nthat they are running out of their old shit drones |
| Woah woah too many words and numbers are you trying to give me a stroke? |
| Chance that it moves like crazy once market opens ? |
| Lmaooo McCoonnnel be like I just spoke to Linsey 20 minutes ago lmaooooooo |
| Doing God's work |
| Market just wants to shake out as many people as it can before it shoots up. We all know it's going up though, so very little selling and no dips. |
| I pumped your mom's memory |
| I absolutely love the regards of this sub |
| 🍈 paying him to say that shit and monitoring him via the car |
| Can we get back to pumping memory? Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Always this. Huge opportunities missed by taking profits WAY too early. I know can't go wrong with profit, but damn all the same |
| We don’t negotiate with berrorists |
| hell yea |
| It’s hilarious that despite the fact that the straight is closed oil really isn’t moving that crazy. I remember everybody calling for 200 oil saying there’s no chance we don’t push higher |
| I'm not afraid, nothing ever happens. There aren't circuit breakers anymore |
| Fuck your Girlfriend |
| The strait is as open as your moms legs, ath by open |
| Very obnoxious right wing influencer |
| (well in your books) 🙂 but fair enough g !\n\n |
| I just want SPX 8,000 & I don’t understand what’s taking so long to get there tbh 🙄 |
| Who |
| # TWERK BUSSY SUNDAY |
| Open reddit and see a video of Jake Lang getting his ass kicked in LA 🤌 |
| https://m.youtube.com/shorts/bW-asNtmkfE?ra=m |
| SPY |
| Define well, if you just mean green, then SPYD. It's usually up when spy is, even if less, and is often up when it isn't so the chances of it going 'well' are high. It's actually done a bit better than spy this year, with a better dividend to boot. |
| Right phew you had me rattled there |
| We all watch enough US entertainment that we have a kind of primer on how things work. I made this dude squeal like a pig in Appalachia cos I seen the movie and I know the drill. |
| Nice. He has a big cock. |
| I will keep the gains 10 of the 10 times |
| Hey word of advice ans please listen to me. if you lose the 50k that you’re playing with, DO NOT USE the 200k trying to chase. Look depending how old you are 200k if everything goes right can change into millions in a few years with the court placements. Sht with 200k you can buy a house in Ohio/Arizona or Texas and rent it out and collect 2k a month and live comfortably. The biggest mistake people do is when they lose they think they can make it back and then go broke chasing that high. Yes you could possibly make way more but no one goes broke taking profit. If you’re a degenerate like me then I would increase my playing power by another 25k/50k but strongly discourage this lol good work and make sure not to lose that capital you made. If you’re not sure where to put your money next contact a fiduciary with the at least 100k and they’ll make it into a million in less than 10 years for 10x best of luck and congrats fck face!!! |
| Over 2 more years of this guy 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ |
| Benjamin Netanjahu!! Make my Portfolio Green tomorrow |
| I’m referencing a video lol cute tho |
| It was your dad actually |
| Why either or? Have you heard of people investing in more than one thing lol I can't with this guy |
| I met a uber driver (retired but drives for fun) driving a Tesla 4 months ago, he used to work at Tesla and fck me he was so damn bullish on TSLA stock. Him and his old colleagues had no incentives ti buy the stock but for some reason they all did and just kept buying., makes you wonder Ig. mind you this is in Australia. (random ik).... |
| I know…she’s got very questionable taste lol |
| What's his name? |
| Was the girl blind? |
| That video was comical lol |
| Government already owns 10% of INTC so it’s not off the table |
| Shit I am sorry |
| My biggest mistakes weren't buying the wrong things it was selling too early on the right things. Except LUNR, fuck that stock |
| NVDA was a better investment |
| Of course it’s open because not as if Iran can pull up a chain to shut it. Therefore not untrue. However ships have a choice, coordinate with Iran and go by the northern channel and cough up, or risk the Omani channel where the US offers escort. Problem is that if you take that route you get droned because US cannot stop this. Hence both the US claim of an open Hormuz and the IRGC claim of closure (unless you go the exact route you are told by them) are “true” |
| I just went on probably the best date I’ve ever had in my life |
| This happens like twice a week. |
| How about my wife 10 weeks ago? 21 years faithful. My daughter committed suicide three weeks ago. |
| Damn |
| This is happening at the same time Ukraine has taken out about 90 Russian shadow fleet tankers in one week. Oil is gonna get tight. |
| I have calls, so two pumps plz!! |
| Cool except the final sentence - I mean cmon can we get some realism here? |
| fair dinkum, fkn send it.... onwards and upwards |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/yourgirl696969 (1W - 1L, 50%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **MU** ▲ | $1006.81 → $1100.00 | +9.3% | 3d | Lost | |
| I own 10oz physical not including jewelery speak for yourself |
| Is a car company when the EV narrative works for them, is everything but a car company when deliveries in the 🚽\n\nUndefeated 🗿 |
| How about multimillionaire? How about 8 inches? And thick. How about talented, and loving and respectful? |
| good on ya, (from Australia) |
| Ma come fate ad accumulare questi importi? Forse devo espatriare. |
| Not just tempting, it IS a short candidate. |
| Half joking, but I've done surprisingly well with this lil fella. Not for the faint of heart |
| Lindsey gone = SPY 🚀 |
| the entire story is just hot air |
| Equities typically rise with inflation. In fact, much of the growth we’ve seen in recent years is due to inflation. |
| I declare my pp is 11 inches long - ME |
| SPY “backed by the power and might of the USA” |
| fair enough mate ! |
| fair mate, seen a few TSLA comments recently... good on ya \n\n\\ |
| JUST IN - U.S. declares the Strait of Hormuz open to all vessels: "Iran does not control the strait. Traffic is flowing." — CENTCOM\n\nBEARS FOOKED |
| The ole Irish goodbye |
| SOXS |
| https://preview.redd.it/eiy60zdvksch1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=4213f26a216a22eaaab41e2d9e4136bbb49271ea |
| That’s hate speech |
| people are randomly dying nowadays, would be a shame if something would happen to spy tomorrow |
| TSLA |
| Why do you say that? |
| you mean: defecating in the white house is exhausting |
| Why |
| your life depends on one stock or ETF going well. what is it. |
| Definitely bullish on BB. Do your DD. |
| The strait is closed again |
| Whos fucking who lol |
| What are you seeing? I see everything is flat |
| 1/4 of my port of defense stocks. But no amount of war makes them go up. I made my peace with this fact by now.\n\nIn 2030 there will be no LMT, NOC, HII... 100% of the Pentagon budget will be spent at Starbucks. |
| Gold is a scam, most people don’t even own a physical ounce\n\nPeople paper trade gold, that’s its only function for now |
| Monday gonna hit your port like that buffalo hit that old guy |
| I hope this prints for you (us). |
| A lot of you fatties going to the gym on sundays and it shows lol |
| Gold is not for complete crisis like food and water, it's for if inflation continues to get worse and the system carries on and we all endure it |
| Aren’t you like a week, two weeks, three weeks, behind events. This is old, repeated news. |
| “Guy was an interior decorator” |
| There’s more than one grade of helium chief. |
| how long before we realize that the data centers were significantly overbuilt? |
| Iran closing the strait of hormuz in honour of Lindsay Graham's death is a beautiful sentiment. i dont know lindsay graham im not american but he seemed to want that strait closed so bad or whatever idk but i think it is a nice sentiment by iran |
| Thankful for you guys |
| Risk here is that US reimposes its blockade and we are truly back to square one |
| He’s fuckin em haven’t you heard |
| What are some good oil ones to invest in? |
| I like to travel and visit a lot of FB groups for locations and every city on Earth I've been to has people complaining about people not respecting their culture.\n\nThe only thing I find odd about this is that the only people I ever hear say that sort of thing in the US are hillbillies and trashy people.\n\nIf you wanna visit the US and shit all over our culture. Please do. That's what we're all about. |
| It’s not about China, it’s about the Iranian channel, any ship can cross to the north but if you go by the Omani coast you get droned |
| I'm trying to imagine a brown light now. |
| why? |
| >next |
| Melon or mango pls |
| Yeah, if you ⏸️ & think too hard, you’ll realize nobody ever owns anything so long as mortality’s a thing\n\nThis’s why I’m a perma🅱️lul\n\nStonks higher forever until I touch the sky 🫳☁️🪽 |
| Can’t wait for the 3rd death I wonder who it could be 🥹 |
| >China-managed Oil Tanker "BURG STAR" transits the Strait of Hormuz using the Iranian safe corridor.\n\nSTRAIT IS CLOSED, BUT NOT FOR CHINA\n\nOil was loaded in Iraq too. |
| memory bulls fkd now |
| Hugging trees rn to manifest peace by open |
| He was 71 years old and had a heart attack, this is really not shocking. |
| Oil 🛢️ |
| This was 14 hours ago thiel jfc |
| Imo same goes for dollars. It's a hedge against paper currency\n\n++ it's used in semiconductors, ram and ai. |
| Give me those gains, i’ll provide you new GF |
| we've got fucking PHD level chatbots running stock markets ATH with eye watering capex and your idea of checking if it's a bot is asking in what way ? \n\nYou truly belong here regard |
| Ty |
| Islamic Republic of Ber will take heavily artillery fire from the United Bul Emirates Monday |
| Hope my 20 754p that I held over the weekend pay out |
| My nickname used to be ninja. I’d ninja right out without even saying goodbye to anyone. |
| The best thing about missing a sawzall is you can buy a new one for like $100 |
| been there w/ Tesla & lost that war |
| Surely he’s already dead |
| Good, gold is one of the dumbest investments ever imho\n\nYou absolutely cannot sell it in any true crisis 🤣\n\nLike say Mad Max happens\n\nWhat’re 🫵 gonna do❓ drive to your local exchange & make a trade❓❓\n\nLel, bullets are a better long term investment\n\nNFA |
| They didn't even know I left 90 minutes after the party started.\n\nBecause all the blow was gone. |
| Why? |
| market was dead in the water before Iran popped off. lost momentum when Iran cooled down. I hope the war goes on forever. |
| Well McConnell, looks like you’re next |
| Feel better |
| Dang. Gays of Hormuz is closed again |
| Orcl |
| https://preview.redd.it/hzrfbgwcisch1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a364257de692145688ccfe131f5d1448ec3c7cc9 |
| Gold is headed for a tough road if that shit keeps up. |
| Gap up Monday confirmed |
| Gotta just say “scurry on the fuck home, I’m tired” |
| I am gonna spend the rest of my day trolling the Axios X page asking when they are going to release the "Talk's Going Well / Ceasefire" posts. |
| ATH in 12 hours |
| I pretend to go to the bathroom and never come back |
| Can you enlighten us |
| At this point I’m genuinely wondering if all this weirdness with Mitch is part of one massive insider trading scheme on p-o-l-y-m-a-r-k-e-t or they really really don’t want Massie to have that seat. I mean what are the chances of an elderly man surviving cardiac arrest after being found unconscious, like well under 0.1%? Maybe it isn’t so bizarre after all |
| I'm sick 🤧 |
| Yields were faceripping Friday, maybe somebody knew how events would unfold all along 🌚 |
| I definitely hope that no other politicians die suddenly from any brief or sudden illnesses. |
| I take puts on fridays |
| Completely avoidable war btw |
| Theres a possibility it doesnt register probably with balls that high up |
| Damn. He was just a kid |
| they loved to go shopping & gossip with him you mean. . . |
| Same, as it should be, some people just wear out the welcome. Its that which keeps me from entertaining too regularly. I like you but you dont live here. |
| The money you spend on bonds buys equity and makes even more money for the seller. |
| I’m out the door long before the signs |
| What are some good ones to get into right when the market opens? |
| Please take a moment the next time youre a guest to not be oblivious to the signs its time for you to go the fuck home. |
| You know damn well that Fat-Fuck McLoser is gonna try and pump the market before open. |
| Remember the junkier, the more 💰 🤑 |
| I have the opposite of explosive diarrhea, and genuinely considering buying out all prepackaged lettuce from the local supermarket. |
| one better - the Norway soccer chick. . . |
| Gonna fuckin rip when pre opens |
| My scenario has a better chance of happening than the US and Iran ending hostilities and the strait opening up |
| All Ber 🐻 twinks are mourning today 🥲 |
| To the moon |
| You lose some, you win some |
| You snooze they close hormooz |
| \*scratches uncontrollably\* yall got anymore of that volatility |
| Turns out the real inflation spike will be electronics not oil |
| I ain't buying at ath\n\nWait is its mnav only 1?? |
| Weekend doomers are weird as fuck |
| So you'll let it expire worthless |
| Is this Ladybug thing worse than the the Nutty Putty caving guy who got stuck upside down? Not sure I want to google it. |
| People area already saying its a hoax, while they are posting from the commode. |
| PDT |
| Bruh, he was literally the whitest dude in history |
| So are we gonna get a twofer or what? |
| He's making shit up. If it didn't go below 75 the last 2 times, it's not gonna happen in the future either. Bullshit. |
| Ahh yes the brief and sudden illness known as “AIDS” |
| Hyperliquid is cyclospora |
| Full ported into poots man, felt like hitting the lottery ngl |
| I have dozen of puts for next week. Is it going to print? |
| Nana's inheritance? |
| right hand cost nothing |
| I am amazed by how cool you are. So cool. Very cool. |
| Explosive Diarrhea is my baseline. Imagine if I get the bug. You'll all just see a blinding brown light. |
| No inflation takes your returns |
| Late 2026 headline going into 2027: Explosive diarrhea makes its way across the United States, as 1 in 2 people contract sickness. CDC nowhere to be seen. \n\n\nApril 2027 headline: Q1 US GDP sharply negative as explosive diarrhea takes its toll on productivity. Workers spending more time in the bathroom instead of production floor. \n\n\nToilet paper shortage incoming. |
| I thought it was gay morning. |
| What are you gonna do? Arrest them? Send the SEC to the Strait? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
| One of the oldest poisons known to man, probably. They call it aging. |
| I use Gemini more than Claude! |
| You have only experienced a few months of a bull market so no wonder you feel like it's easy. I'm not thinking of hedge funds that have to deal with size and regulation. I'm thinking of the people working there. Quants who get paid millions that would all be worth billions if they could reliably get 160% returns like you did by luck. Charts analysis is mostly useless, just something people use to explain luck as skill |
| What if he’s the black swan |
| # Puts on GRND for the RNC convention 🤑 |
| Sounds like he may have been poisoned. “Brief and Sudden” |
| Sad to say, I have once again run out of casino coins. |
| Mom? |
| Proud to announce i am taking a cognitive test |
| Skip the strategies but keep on betting i bet your hit rate will go up lmao |
| I was 20 745 puts and 20 sqqq calls |
| No dont. I learned about it years ago and I cringe when people say the words lady bugs now. It’s disgusting |
| 7 is in fact 3.5 times 2 |
| We're theirs z wheel theyres d wae |
| They're all pretty much memory. |
| sometimes I miss my sawzall so much, I use it to cut down one of the neighbors trees. . . |
| I have a feeling we get another -8% on KOSPI |
| With Graham's new condition, he'd probably be perfect for a supreme court justice spot. |
| 40 pizzas in 30 days |
| 🙌 🎉 |
| Once they did a nice and sexy series called Marco Polo, with good actors and interesting stuff, it got cancelled after a brief season 2 for no reason apart that they had to make Budget for other 2000 series I will never watch in my all life.\n\nNever paid anymore for Netflix after that and I WILL NEVER PAY IT |
| Neighbour had a skid steering roaring at 6:30am lmfao |
| mine said it was aura farming, but i needed to wear 'comme ca garsons' outside, inaddition to takjng showers 3x a day |
| Good I have 100 of those suckers |
| Typically 100-200 out and I’m DCAing the contracts meaning, when I make the initial purchase I don’t use all dry powder and will get more if it drops further |
| mby on something |
| yeah, it's like, guaranteed |
| oh shit - ruggable online rug store just loaded in my add feed. . . tell me this is a good sign. |
| Did Lindsey choke on a twink's dick? |
| How tf do bonds work you just buy and then …. Make money ? Ok |
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| ask for medication and supplement with 2x THC and you’ll be great. . . this is not financial advice, but could be a useful strategy - so I’ve heard. |
| I got 11 751 puts for Wednesday. Need this shit to take a dookie to make up for my regarded plays this year |
| giant mammaries |
| In DC and South Carolina there's a lot of twinks now needing unemployment without Lady G. |
| 750 puts finna print |
| 🐞☠️ |
| Oh wow two US senators and now Joe Rogan too? Unbelievable. RIP |
| if TSMC does well, the AI stocks will suck in 100% of market liquidity for a week |
| This ”Bill Gates pie in face” is a best video to watch right now. \n\n3 LEGENDS shove Gates proper cream pies to face like MSFT shoves red on your portfolio\n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iK6SS8CXYZo |
| I’ll never forget him giggling at the thought of bombs being dropped. Perhaps a lil karma exists. |
| General manager |
| guten morgen |
| nope |
| The strait is clopened. |
| Do you have any idea on how large the Super Heavy is?\n\nDo you realize the next gen spacex satellites are proposed to have solar arrays as large as 70 meters? Of course they're massive. You keep saying the word viably but I don't think you know what that means. |
| You know what, that's okay. I don't need that in my life |
| Imagine when you’re dead and mango calls you “dead!” with an exclamation mark… |
| Two US Senators dead within a month of each other. Crazy . |
| try to think of it something like a safari, where your out looking for someone far more regarded. . . it’s the only thing that keeps me going now. |
| Rip queen |
| no matter how vagguely i put it, you will suffer for at least the next few hours. there is no sfw to put this.\n\ni need someone with better english than mine (it is my 3rd language) and a lot more writing imagination to explain it 🥸 |
| Pools closed. |
| "Those just my ladybugs" |
| Woke up to a headline that was pretty close but still not good enough to open that $250 bottle of champagne. That’s been chilling for a few months definitely buying calls. |
| I went to my therapist and she said me not talking to people and being quiet was not 'Aura Farming' but social anxiety. |
| The "brief and sudden illness" has now been declassified as the rampant explosive diarrhea. \n\nCalls on Taco Bell. |
| gm\n\nit means good morning, in english |
| cursed\* |
| Well, only time will tell. They don't seem to have much of a plan apart from burning money. To me, it feels like a way for microsoft to keep their balance sheet clean and eventually buy them up when they run out of money |
| can you give me like a vaguely SFW non-curse hint as to what it is..? plz .\_\_. |
| win win situation. Enjoy it. |
| Beautiful quiet Sunday morning\n\nTime to use some power tools |
| He was so young (for a senator or turtle)… |
| All good man - withdraw from society as much as possible, start stocking up on the vidya |
| Someone here wrote to google Graham's ladybugs, and because i am 2 idiots in 1 body i did, and now i hate him and everyone here.\n\nthank you for youur attention to this matter. |
| I wouldn't mind if we have a small correction Monday because of all the strait of hormuz stuff Again. makes it easier to just spam Calls for the rest of the week when it opens again for like 4/5 days LMFAO |
| Want to talk about it? |
| Nah go to donate and not cost 1 M |
| I'm tired of socializing |
| Nah half evil. Half ladybug. |
| 👍👍 happy to hear |
| A good day for peace loving people of the world. \nOne less genocidal maniac on the planet |
| PURR will overtake mstr |
| I'm sure he's looking up at us as we speak. |
| Just got cyberpunk from steam summer sale, is it any good? |
| You think OpenAI donated use of their models to Microsoft out of the goodness of their hearts?\n\nOf course they're benefitting |
| Is the strait of Hormuz open bc Lindsay wasn’t openly strait either |
| That’s your mother |
| But you won't |
| You tool, I clicked on this thinking it was an NBA meme page. \n\nBut I mean with basketball and gambling being conjoined twins these days I think I buy this without even batting an eye. |
| Good riddance that cunt was pure evil. |
| Priced in? |
| Damn that’s crazy about Lindsay graham |
| Mfw I found out Haaland is English. Chat why didn’t he switch teams partway through 🧐 |
| Going back to working tomorrow is insulting |
| Why do the good always die so young?\n\nRIP Roe Jogan |
| That takes real talent to consistently be wrong. Just go short next time you want to buy something and vice versa. The chart will flip around in no time! |
| GAINS! Fuck her. In this life playboy, get your gains and make it happen than reflect till than... GAINS |
| Nah…. I highly doubt that and disagree. |
| I could not believe that shit lmao |
| I seriously need to stop spending half of my days on stock strategies, I just need to stick to index ETFs and tell my broker to unlock my app only once per month or something |
| It's never been open in 3 monthst yet it's closed again |
| Long 20x SKHY at 171, what’s gonna be on Monday? |
| Look at all the awards being given out! That's gotta be bullish for RDDT! Calls! |
| 🤨 \n\nThis is why I need to leave this cursed sub |
| I bought Monday 749’s at close but then moved that into Wednesday 751’s. Markets usually pretend nothing exists Monday after some shit went down and then it usually legs down the next couple days so I took the safer route.\n\nMight genuinely print like a MFer. Puts over the weekend usually print when it’s this obvious. It’s just a matter of will it keep being delusional |
| \*SEN LINDSAY GRAHAM DEAD AT 71. \n\*HE SUFFERED FROM CHEST PAINS, WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST AND DIED AT HIS CAPITOL HILL HOME - WAPO |
| I need a poly market acct I guess |
| Can i be ur new gf? |
| Whats the payout on 10 Keno numbers? |
| more like -.30% then ATH |
| I'm going to continue being too much of an SNDK bagholder to be able to play any of these 🙁 That said, I guess it could spike 20% in two days, so maybe I should still look at the latter half of the week. |
| idk what's going on but my package has all the perks. |
| Remember wsb: auto-erotic asphyxiation can have detrimental effects on elections. |
| Him pulling out that hobby lobby poster board like a kid in 5th grade never gets old to me 😂 |
| sorry i meant after the initial recovery from the covid crash |
| Was it ever open? |
| Hello darkness my old friend |
| Ya gotta feel bad for all the newly unemployed gay escorts in this already tough economy. 🐻🌈 |
| I am pointing at you like that basketball chick |
| Begär ut det. \nJag kan inte sprida vidare eftersom jag läser bakom paywall\n\nAnnars kan du läsa texten jag klistrade in ovan, det står där |
| Half shrek half bol babies 🥰 |
| I hope bols get pregnant how hard the market will stick it in them |
| Iran seems sick of this shit though, not sure they will let The Retard TACO |
| Whoever is the 1st person to downvote this... Hmm. \n\nI'm calling the feds. You definitely have Nicki Minaj energy.... |
| So, calls as usual! |
| Broke my sony earbuds trying to replace the shitty battery.\n\nMoral of the story, dont be a retard |
| But the women loved him! |
| Everything is priced in. I do anticipate a little mid term scare by October, but the market could crawl up 5% before slipping a tiny bit |
| Bearish. In every conceivable way |
| Makes me feel better about myself |
| That is my concern too. They do more creativity than actual profits right before everything blows up. |
| I just hope bols get wrecked cause I'm a sadist. |
| I understand what depreciation is. My thesis is instead of solid earnings, I see financial engineering. |
| What exactly made him likeable in your eyes?! I'm genuinely curious. |
| Dividends coming up near end of july |
| The fifty percent markdown will be absurd too. |
| Highly likely by goog earnings at the very latest. Down to spx 7000-7100. |
| Mickey Mouse will now punish you for your lack of conviction |
| The Facebook IPO was criticised at the time for the lack of shares being floated. \nBut SpaceX makes it look like they sold every share by comparison. |
| that satellite would need to be absolutely gargantuan. \n\ni'm not sure how you can state a power consumption that high and still think that solar panels will be enough. like i said, it can be done. but i don't see how it can be done *viably.*\n\nare these to be assembled in space? a solar array of that size would be stupidly large. so we have billboard sized radiators and a solar array the size of ... 12 billboards? |
| They have been seized by the open GhAEy |
| Good luck with that. |
| She'll never come back bro. Let her go and heal up. Go touch some grass. It's greener outside. 🙏🏿🥲🤡🫡 |
| \nSmall Business Optimism Index\nMay 2026, selective quotes\n\n>In May, job openings and hiring plans fell notably to the lowest levels in six years.\n\n>A seasonally adjusted net 9% of owners plan to create new jobs in the next three months, down 4 points from April, also marking the lowest level since May 2020.\n\n>In May, 13% of small business owners cited labor quality as their single most important problem, down 5 points from April and marking the lowest level since December 2016.\n\n>Sixteen percent (seasonally adjusted) of small business owners plan to make capital outlays in the next six months, down 1 point from April and the lowest level since March 2009.\n\n>In May, reports of both actual and planned price increases rose significantly. The net percent of owners raising average selling prices rose 6 points from April to a net 36% (seasonally adjusted), marking the highest reading since March 2023. A net 34% (seasonally adjusted) plan to increase prices, up 7 points from April and marking the highest reading since July 2022.\n\nhttps://www.nfib.com/news/monthly_report/sbet\n\nbullish for Us economic health? bullish for average consumer discretionary spending? bullish for mid-tier discretionary brands? |
| Some people have money, some people give good dick |
| I hope bols get wrecked by a 3% gap down |
| SPCX insiders selling could prove to be positive for other space stocks because it unwinds the proxy hedge trade |
| There is not going to be a bailout. There's nothing to bail out. No jobs to save, no profitable business with enough customers to float it, cannot take on the sovereign debt to do it either. |
| I see a fellow recreational sports better. Paddy did mad work. McGregor was a total flop |
| Alhumdidullah |
| You might just get away with this one... |
| You are banned from the Casino. ***~~BANK~~*** |
| Wonder if [darksecret.nyc](http://darksecret.nyc) has men too? |
| PRAISE BE TO ALLAH |
| Ouf |
| Look up "Lindsey Graham ladybug" \n \nI am not responsible for the knowledge you will be cursed with |
| Yo, if anybody bet that 🐢 Senator was going to outlive the closeted gay Senator within the last month, they are now a deca millionaire. |
| I opened calls in everything Burry has puts. |
| Spent the weekend replaying Cyberpunk. This feels less and less like fiction. More like a life simulator. Tutorial for future.\n\nIt's like you'd give a fetus a post birth simulator where as opposed to happy life with friends, kids, family, food etc they'd be struck with taxes, illness, job hunt\n\nWe defo fucked up tho, Johnny Silverhand is a prophet |
| He's in the closet, but it's the one deep underground... |
| This isn't really that true. The daily market is mostly a small amount of liquidity relative to the total dollar amount invested. \n\nIf there is a major rerating, it does not matter what the passive investments are doing. \n\nIf liquidity freezes or stops buying, that will immediately hit markets. |
| Lindsay couldn’t face the truth that he was gay. Bitch can’t face the truth that he’s dead. |
| My favorite part of this post is that he only seems to have about 8k in an IRA and is gambling with 400k. Way to think about the future! Ha! |
| Time to start fucking some wives. |
| HE WAS GAY, LINDSEY GRAHAM? |
| When did it open? I thought US and Iran have been beefing for at least a week now |
| Btc, th, sol and hype treasury companies will be the buy of the decade on the next major market crash. |
| Delusion. \n\nIt is not impossible when the first earnings comes in without capex or a markdown for depreciation of chips that it reverberates through every ai related company immediately. That might be an entire crash. \n\nOr qqq 1000. |
| Lindsey and Kirky boi kissing in pride heaven 🌈 |
| 0 |
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| remember when we all knew liberation day was coming but didn’t short it? |
| RIP. He’s in that big closet in the sky now |
| Index funds basically gives all investors picking individual stocks in those indexes extra leverage in their trades. |
| That’s Obama’s wife |
| Guess we’re all waiting for the market gods to reopen the casino. |
| kinda liked lindsey ngl, too bad he never came out of the closet |
| Lindsey and mitch?!?\n\nInshallah!! |
| So I bought 50x $750p for Monday at close on Friday for $.50. What are my odds these go to $5-10 each at open??? |
| Yeah right? Why don’t they just invest in Allbirds or whatever they call themselves now. |
| I really don’t have much nice to say about the ceo of p-o-l-y-m-a-r-k-e-t other than that he’s PROBABLY ghey. His paper wealth is probably gonna be ZERO soon after every state outlaws it. Trust me both parties absolutely hate him… |
| Yes |
| Jumped on oil CFD at 73,56 :/ most likely will maybe end up on 0 |
| wake me up when there is a circuit breaker what's this shit |
| If CPI is hotter than expected: calls \nOtherwise: calls |
| why DIS puts? isn't DIS quite cheap already? |
| Signed not dictated u/Independent-Use-228 \n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS HIGHLY CONCERNING, ETERNAL PROBLEM |
| The fact everyone here is unanimously on the same side of a trade has always been a contrarian indicator. Makes me want to go long….\n\nI mean honestly, would any of you for any reason be able to say, “alright, I was wrong. Elon did a fantastic job of delivering.”\n\n“But he won’t ever deliver! He’s a con man that promises etc etc blah blah…..”\n\nAll I know is I saw the recording of them catching a rocket. Not saying their evaluation is warranted, but I remember all you cucks when Facebook was at $80, when Nvda was at $80, when AMD was “amazing money destroyer” and when Google was “ losing market share” and the list goes on and on. |
| A sad day for war hawks, male prostitutes and the jellyfish species. |
| >There's a reason why all his children haven't been conceived naturally.\n\nThis is definitely not untrue |
| "this hormuz girl" is being weird rn, I don't understand her really... does she want to fuk with us or not? asking for a friend if I should buy oil calls Monday open and ride this bitch until the inevitable happens... |
| Let's be honest... If they somehow make it past St. Peter, send me to the 64th level of hell. Heaven froze over. |
| And Jeff? |
| boooo |
| In his dream last night |
| Lindsey's wife passed several years ago from prostate cancer. |
| Gonna be smelly though, no air circulation for your feet. |
| If he wanted to be buried there I wouldn´t be against it. |
| Aloha Snackbar |
| u/independent-Use-228 thank you for the award brother lol |
| Clearly Mitch and Lindsay are partying \n\nwith Bernie |
| Hell ya! Almost sold last week due to the dump, but I am glad I didn't. |
| We shall see if my DIS puts are going to print...I was banking on Moana remake being shit and so far I'm not disappointed |
| So what happens to the USO puts he bought for TACO Tuesday? |
| It’s not cash they go to it’s bonds. Bond yields are relatively high at the moment. The fact that people are still in the stock market could be indicative of a lack of trust in bonds? Could also be that they don’t want to miss out on AI gains if it follows the bull case. |
| I'm sorry, you're upset with ME for... simply stating a FACT?\n\nYou can become a millionaire far earlier, but it's not common.\n\nI recently passed 8 figures, barely missing doing so in my 30s.\n\nIt required a scholarship to pay for College, a high paying field, I went to NU Law School, and a whole lot of sacrifice. It you want a "Lambo," it's unlikely to happen.\n\nA little luck helps as well... as NVDA in 2018 did it, but this was after living at home until I was 29, driving a beater, and investing about 85% of my take home pay.\n\n\n\nSo... keep whinning about SIMPLE, basic stats, or... fucking do something about it...\n\nI said rare. Please define that word for me. |
| Some rich regard should pay some young male actors to hysterically mourn him wherever his coffin will be placed for the public |
| Go through Singapur. |
| Do you Norway? |
| It was a troll post. KOPSI trading doesn’t start for another 14 hours. |
| Do your own research. No begging in the Casino. Bank. |
| So Kissinger and Carter and munger and Greenspan and all the other old goons are now gone. Which one DID outlive Lindsey Graham? Chomsky? I also genuinely wonder what it’s like when your idol (who you once hated) who’s a fat fuck manages to outlive you… |
| That's why I only eat at Wendy's |
| Red monday, red tuesday |
| The boomers are literally dying on the job rather than giving it up. Literally grasping onto power with every last breath. |
| Put oil tanker in docking station |
| did you buy them oil calls, son |
| she said she left me because I don’t listen or something like that |
| Hittar inte en enda referens till detta dokument. Flera medierna har paywalls så typiskt. \nGår inte att hitta målet i domstolsdatabasen mer än pressutlåtandet. \nHar du en länk till domstolsmålet?\n\nHere is the only press release mentioning the case number. \nhttps://www.domstol.se/stockholms-tingsratt/nyheter/2026/07/google-is-to-pay-damages-to-pricerunner/ |
| Praise Allah |
| wdym, i just had a 20-min call with him |
| Bitch been dead. Edit: guess I gotta clarify which bitch (McConnell). |
| wouldn't surprise me if he gets a state funeral in israel |
| Graham dead before Mitch McConnell |
| You´ll be fine. Ghouls eat dead people. You are ... hmmm ... continue ... |
| Not to regards. It matters to mature, intelligent people. |
| Fortunately/unfortunately some people are just blessed with genetics that basically make them immune to things that would have killed a normal human long ago |
| notice how these demons never explain what is fabricated or misleading. \n\nVery much real and very much informed. I didn't seek out this news story it appeared on my feed which i follow. go find someone new to blackmail to push your properganda |
| Does this bring the average age of Rs under 80 then? |
| EU doesn't buy Russian oil and gas so they buy US. Same for Asia if they cant get oil out of the middle east. everything is going to plan. |
| If Deez nuts belong to a Korean femboy then happily so |
| They have to Weekend at Bernie him until Aug 1st to avoid special election |
| How about you manifest *deez nuts* in your mouth tonight? |
| When I first read the news about US Senator Lindsey Graham dying my brain filled in Mitch McConnell instead |
| My thoughts go to Lindsey's poor wife. I hope he is doing ok. |
| Not even a single circuit breaker, this could have been an email |
| Manifesting Korean buyers tonight |
| That's basically flat for kospi |
| Where do you see this? |
| Only person who should feel bad aboot Graham kicking bucket is the 22 year old man chained up in Queen Lindsey basement |