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| I’ve been bearish this entire year, I’m finally switching over to being a BULL 🐂 if you can’t beat em, join em. |
| PE is 4,000% |
| yes |
| Power hour coming up |
| How many dead Vs before bol wakes up? |
| US Oil cos aren't up nearly enough. Global supply chains are shifting from gulf to US oil and prices aren't going down.\n\nDo I FOMO into XOM or CVX? |
| #RH is crypto first and stocks later. I literally search for a ticker and before it shows the stock it shows a crypto with a similar name LMAO🤌 |
| Cuz he’s always short 👏🏻 well done |
| ayo let me get $37 for a metro pass g |
| THOSE CHEBY HOSSES AINT GONNA LIKE THIS. |
| Maybe that they aren’t an autonomous car service? Or that they make money? Or don’t have massive legal hurdles to become market viable. |
| sweep the leg |
| DAMN, missed ALMU morning dip opportunity |
| Y'all know spy is getting a 36th green day in a row tomorrow right |
| Inb4 Trump announces the cessation of tariffs on China at 1pm |
| CF going to $150? |
| those are the only ones you need bruh |
| https://preview.redd.it/j5cdja37c51h1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f768d36624050f132e270350c243a4dad20f904b\n\n |
| MRAM if you want to FAFO.\n\nThe fact that this shit is somewhat holding this price is telling my spidey senses something is up. (Maybe a giant dump also a possibility) |
| Not buying CRBS when it went to 300 from 185 opening. Nothing but down from here lmao |
| You🫵bought MU calls when it was over 800 and are now crying in the casino cause it has been consolidating for a few days rather than ripping another 23% in two days 🤡 |
| No sissies crying in the casino |
| Who’s adding Tesla calls here |
| SOFI riding other fintech earnings coat tails back towards $18. |
| Most days I get all of my trades backwards. This in NOT most days. Gettin paid bilaterally |
| Is MRAM about to do its neg leg up? |
| Puts here? |
| Too late on MRVL? |
| I hate all you NBIS motherfuckers. (congrats and fuck you) |
| Wonder how market new bag holders this month has created lmao |
| Can power hour start early |
| I wonder how much dark money is propping up this market. \nthe kind of dark money which originates from sketchy offshore bank accounts, slushed around between dark pools while being structured, actively hidden by large institutions because of their politically compromising nature. |
| Just crossed 1 milly, super stoned. I could do the craziest thing on this sub right now.\n\nOr like open a daily poll who to put 5 k into and turn i into a WSB daily game. See how much money we can pool. |
| It’s just W’s |
| Anyone else scream at the candles? |
| crazy, whats the profit right now? are you gonna hold? |
| Shut up |
| Can I put 5k in NBIS rn and still make money or should I just get fucked in the ass |
| They’ll make you mod of their sub |
| I've used Bing yesterday for once, is this why MSFT is pumping today? |
| Correct. At least Trump openly shares what he's going to pump so us retards can actually make some money too. I'm sure everyone who bought Intel is crying. People will follow his plays but cry about what he's doing |
| Swear this market loves to piss me off |
| Every V is fake |
| i would like the rest of the semi industry to come along for the ride but that is usually too much to ask for. |
| wait, is my wife just a hooker in disguise? how did I not see it!? |
| Looks like META is doing that thing where its green most of the day then decides to jump off a cliff during last hour of trading. |
| What’s opex day? |
| I may be down thousands on options but at least the SEC has no reason to go after me for insider trading |
| are you playing AMAT earnings? |
| Solid DD |
| Cerebras only trading 7000 x sales - Time to buy! |
| It's up 1 cent |
| i dont get this post. Ford didnt make you 300k to 1.9M, you just got in it yesterday. Also where is the 2.3million in ford? Are you holding Ford in two different fidelity accounts, why? none of this shit makes sense. |
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| It seems there not much steam left |
| But but but I thought he was an outsider??? /s |
| Trump is in China to see what we have to give up in exchange for continuing the war with Iran. |
| FRMI new tenant is Amazon that’s why Fermi is rising fast |
| The compete with Uber, that’s it. If they buy instacart, they will be 1:1 competitors with Uber. \n\nDriverless taxis have no market power, extremely dumb to even bring them up lmao |
| software is dead. stay out or go broke |
| i wish i just put my balls out and bought CBRS at 300 and sold at 315 - psych level shit is real |
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| Figma calls because it sounds like ligma |
| I've already made some money |
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| FRMI signed with Amazon |
| And there are a fucking ton of em |
| Gonna drop a poet gain post later, we fuckin ate today boys |
| It’s all priced in |
| How you playing the Space x ipo? Buying right away or waiting? |
| Why take risk when you can manipulate the market to print yourself money? |
| luckily those are exactly the only ones i bought and panic sold the others last week already lmao |
| I think this hooker has me and need some advice boys. Keep in mind I just used to be able to give her cash and be fine. Now she wants cash, dinners, movies, diamond rings, iphones, utilities, mortgage payments, and an entire life together! |
| NVDA have been getting punished last few earnings prints |
| I miss when the index was allowed to go down. We took it for granted |
| Bols running out of money or what. |
| $3 2028 :money\_mouth\_face: |
| beer belly |
| power hour hasn't even started yet. still time to get in your SPY and QQQ calls |
| You're being theta'd |
| Literally same |
| i like this stock! |
| Vibes 👋💸 |
| shit $43 got me very far last night |
| Wanna see my lpth 😏 |
| I think they just now bought Ford (2.3m) with the money they made over the past year (300k-1.9m)\n\nbut yeah, I’m confused as well |
| Imma VTI until I die. |
| Down almost 40% in my $NOW leaps but feel pretty good these will eventually print knowing that King Mango bought. |
| When do we sell the news? |
| 25 |
| I’ve had more fun than this for less money tbh |
| TTWO will print till release |
| Lol shut the fuck up. This isnt the two sides bs you dumb asses say. |
| I thought it needed to go into a blind trust |
| ASTS earnings were dogwater why is it pumping!?\n\nRDDT earnings were amazing, why is it dumping?!\n\nWon't anything think of my portfolio |
| $100 |
| how old are you |
| FREENOW deal was solid but market still treating them like they're bleeding cash when numbers clearly show different story. |
| (save us) |
| Long term community member now |
| Thank you for singlehandedly causing the stock to pump |
| It’s gonna be more of the same shit tomorrow, then face ripping green on Monday. Obviously. |
| All memory has. the sector will return to dominance soon enough |
| CAT |
| Bro just please for the love of god put the fries in the bag instead of all that. My lunch break isn't that long. |
| It’s on the website |
| any thoughts? |
| you love rddt? lmao |
| [Here](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0wDSKiWLfPYACSVwyZLCQ2ksT2dUH2X0QHSwcDzkxeuUVAt1Se5AWL0q0&s=10) you go |
| It’s on the website |
| Now you can hold bags while you put fries in the bag 🍟😭 |
| could’ve bought anything but memory this morning and made money |
| https://preview.redd.it/c6b7g4wjb51h1.png?width=1182&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4e8ec7f5dedc63e9f592fb3c188a4013a39d5e1\n\n |
| Well considering it’s market cap, higher than that |
| Lol no |
| For semis, only NVDA, avgo, tsm are really up. Rest are down |
| Guh. I paperhanded my ASTS after earnings ffs. |
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| now suggest potenial poet |
| The greatest businessman, the biggest-now MU fly |
| DRAM absolutely pinned all day long |
| Pelosi is not the president and does not have the power of the president. Both are wrong, one is definitely wronger |
| NVDA pumping before earnings so it can dump after |
| looks to be the case, which sucks, I was hoping we crack 750 |
| Netflix said AI and the stock dropped. Pack it up. It's over, boys. |
| congratss |
| Bought intel calls for next week. God speed |
| bot it, spin it, turn it, buy it, sell it, put it, call it, short it, win it, lose it, exercise it, expire it, margin call it, bop it, lose it, sue it, bop it, foreclose it, cry it, turn it, twist it, sell it, average it down, bop it, lose it, close your account, bop it, sell it, bop it, sell it, foreclose it, cry about it, sue it, apply at wendys, bop it, pull it, flip burger, bop it |
| I have poet strikes at $8 |
| 🥭 gonna pump MSFT. Get on the 🚀🚀🚀before it’s too late. |
| I have Mstr and Circle. Hopefully I can get a big pump. |
| Based |
| Bols have evolved into Homo Gainiens. Bers remain at intelligence of Homo Erectusdysfunction. |
| Every little upward movement up for MU is swatted lol, they really want those 800 calls expiring worthless tomorrow. |
| Hey guys what’s looking tasty and undervalued to go in? |
| I wonder what Barron is "experimenting" with? |
| Ok every stock in the world had its fun today. Rotate back into memory tomorrow plz and thank u |
| NBIS ain’t gonna be splitting |
| ???? |
| As soon as he said to buy a Dell I immediately bought Leaps. The rest is history. This dude is the best indicator. Now I know why he was pushing it. |
| Wondering how big the short position of Cerberus' IPO issuing banks is going to be by tomorrow, or even by Market close? 🤔 |
| Buying and holding forever is a better strategy than whatever is that you're doing. |
| Crowdstrike has been ripping lately |
| i stupidly have been 50% smh 50% spy….\n\ni won a lot but i didnt leverage or anything, couldve won much more, should i be happy? |
| Remember the good old days when presidents wait until they are not in office anymore and just charge 1 million dollar speaking fees/ meet and greets? |
| Good afternoon everyone, this is your captain speaking. If everyone could please remain seated with your seatbelts fastened, we will be beginning our descent. Thank you for flying with American bear lines. |
| Not a day goes by where i don’t paperhand smh |
| Reminds me of the great muppet caper. “I’m sorry, I can only take you as far as the lobby” |
| Microsoft gave the Fed courage to do what had to be done 🫴 |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peak and he was browsing zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations. |
| yes please |
| Dipped my toes in some vcx. No idea how it works. But I’m ready to lose some money |
| “Hmm….. What if I test 748 one more time…?”\n\nIt’s support SPY, you don’t need to keep testing it, smh |
| Waymo is the future. Ever been in one? Super nice, no dipshit drivers, and cheaper/safer. |
| Sigma will beat earning and double the guidance |
| congrats on your new "investment" |
| 50,000?!?! LET THE DIDDLERS ROAM FREE! |
| Nah, going with puts on this one mate |
| Its end of day |
| The market is so horny to buy any $1 dip in SPY and QQQ |
| CBRS is trading live, yet Sofi, who confirmed my IPO purchase request for shares, has not yet confirmed how many shares I was allotted, and it's dropped from it's peak. I can't win when I'm winning! |
| Be specific, explain in neutral civil language how each of these statements is objectively stupid \n\nIf all you can do is hurl insults because you’re unable to clearly verbalize your point, that speaks volumes about you\n\nI haven’t worked service job since high school, but I’m also not so arrogant as to look down on honest work that’s a vital component of our societal infrastructure and economy (food service) |
| I need power hour to save my calls I bought at lunch! |
| market don't care about opex day....only up up and away days |
| I live by this, Im still broke but at least I have a motto |
| Everyone gangster until Micron goes red |
| Truth but we all have to learn |
| they bet against america |
| Bruh wtf is that giant sell wall at 748? |
| Every single attempt to tp get over 117 is kicked down IMMEDIATELY |
| Buying $5 worth of shares and forgetting about it. Remindme! 999999999 days |
| Update: I took a nap and woke up to the shit inverse V ing and broke even. Never take 3 hour naps 😭 |
| 200* |
| Consolidation in MU = bullish |
| I bought CBRS for $386/share |
| No |
| You went full port on NVDA puts yet were too chicken to ban bet it?\n\nDoubt it. Let’s see the receipts. |
| Ehh trump bought it so it's gonna pump\n\n\nTaco has never failed us. When he pumps something you buy lol |
| Same as Uber’s. Integration with the app. |
| $5 OTM SPY calls at open tomorrow |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/PapayaBig430 made a bet that SPY would go to 750.0 within **1 day** when it was 743.664 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Open a paper trading account and practice there for a few months before actually doing it. ITM strikes are safer but less rewarding when a stock goes up and OTM are nice when there is a spike but if the stock doesnt move you lose money everyday. They very complex and honestly the main issue is to have discipline and and not get too greedy. No one went broke taking profits, just remember that |
| Yup . But i just dont know how much more can earn . Just curious. |
| I've been in the 34.16/25 call spread for a couple months now, if this deal goes thru this year will give me a nice about 400% profit, for a small investment, pretty good. |
| Poet just keeps going 😭 how high can it realistically go? 100$? |
| Man, fuck Wendy's, I'm loading up on Jack in the Box. |
| yeah but top floor means beating uber for now |
| He bought meta. Everyone on here hates the company. |
| market incapable of going down |
| They don’t want you |
| Keep eyes on options activity maybe, buy options for next week |
| Would love to see POET drop a 40% gain in one day today. |
| i don't care about bag holding reddit, i love the product so i own it |
| Damn poet bols I was not familiar with your game |
| Yeah I sold a third of my AMD at 218 |
| Intc is more unhinged than my crazy ex |
| that whole tech could be the future, i have small % there waiting for a blowup |
| Imagine buying one stock only which would later become the most valued company in the world. |
| If you weren't able to buy in a week or two ago you missed out on 1-10 years of gains |
| Intc is the indicator for 🥭 pumping. As it falls, so to the market |
| I remember having to actually read financial statements and stuff |
| Anyone here just time 0dte puts and calls today, seems like a scalping day in second half |
| It's 2029. NBIS is $150 after 25-1 split, RKLB is $250 after 20-1 split. INTC is back to $18 per share. No split, hell no |
| Fig puts |
| need the power hour of all power hours today 🙏🙏 |
| If there's something major announced it'll probably be on Saturday so only 🥭 insiders know to benefit. |
| It’s neutral / bullish\n\nIf you are bullish buy calls don’t sell them |
| What's the play for tomorrows |
| QQQ just hold 720 I’m begging you |
| Crazy. My calls from day before earnings are almost green |
| Can google stop with this fuckass movement, I would literally be hitting 100k net worth for the first time otherwise |
| Which stock should I make sweet sweet love to |
| shrinking the balance sheet usually means selling off assets like bonds or letting them mature without reinvesting. but how fast can they do it without spooking markets?\n\nthis is the kind of market activity we follow. see our page |
| Watching this China trip unfold.... who seems to have more power, Trump or Xi? |
| Just so yall know msft is gonna trade sideways until opex tmrw. The mms can’t have your 410 calls expire ITM |
| Lost 4,000 on Monday $600 to 3,000 today on spy calls and puts then down to 2000 cus fuck me that thing does what it wants |
| btc back to 78k on clarity disappointment or sell the news |
| Mortgage your house. Float will be very thin for the demand. \n\nBFGFX is 17% SpaceX. Good proxy. |
| Late 2024 google stock was much much higher, ~200 |
| Closing at the highs |
| 🐻: No this can’t be. Everyone was supposed to be poor and unhappy like me. |
| It’s a big club and we’re not in it |
| i would never |
| PCT. 35% short, 16 days to cover, 20 % up today. Looks juicy. |
| Trump bought NOW shares recently which seems like an outlier, I bet its worth the gamble |
| Almost 30% short interest on FIG....is it worth getting calls and hoping for a pop? |
| Opex day 🤣 |
| For the poors it is. |
| tbh I like GRAB more |
| I better get some tang tonight |
| Crazy gains |
| Cerebras $500b marketcap by EOY fucking EASY |
| Yuh |
| Bruh just close the sprad and go enjoy life ffs before you break the whole damn system |
| Wait for the hype to die down. Give it a month imo, then have a looksy |
| Do you think the Chinese tankers passing everyday are going to the other gulf states |
| despite all the disagreements and general regardness in the daily convo, its nice to know that like 95% of us are rddt bagholders. a proper common ground really |
| just because the Strait of Huzz and the Quinoa Island are getting glassed by the US Army doesnt mean we should gaf. |
| Spy would be 1000 under sleepy joe, possibly 1200. |
| I'm probaly going to get ridiculed for this, but $SMCI will be due for a pop off. Yes, I'd prefer it sooner than later, but keep a look or or buy share. I believe it's going to double before the year is over. |
| They really don't, though. This is blatant. Did you read the bit about what he did right after he bought Dell? |
| Good day for your cover calls to catch up as your QQQ calls take a breather. |
| Doesn’t matter, the past is in the past. Let it go |
| Micron why are you doing this to me |
| I like Intel, but amd and tsmc are just much better buys |
| rally up... |
| Xi is going to be running 3 Ford Mustangs with spoon engines. And on top of that he just came into Larry Fink’s and he ordered 3 H200’s, with KODA, and a Micron system exhaust. |
| 3 words to describe this market: GOMO FOMO HOHO |
| These v's are getting volatile lmao |
| I mean was there ever a doubt |
| What about my 749s |
| Im printing rn stop limiting yourself |
| So Ford is now an AI company? Huh, *sighs*, calls.. |
| Is QCOM a buy here? |
| Still thinking about that guy who has a million dollars on figma |
| not enough sluts living where I am. No one is impressed by my stonk gains |
| Lighting the saint of wallstreetbets candles and incense to try to get AAOI to correct up |
| So wat happened, Trump eating noodles right now or wat. |
| Heard Elon was trying to offload unsold Cybertrucks to Chinese officials while in the bathroom stall |
| Tell that to my DRAM calls |
| Fuck a V we got a damn ✅ off the lows |
| Spacex ipo thoughts? |
| What's opex |
| Manipulation Technology, Inc. |
| NOW seems like the most obvious play ever which makes me a bit uncertain, it can't be that easy right? |
| Why you deleting it!! |
| I tossed a fraction of my port at it (a few days ago), and am going to come back in a year and see what's up. |
| 750c are going to print so hard tomorrow! |
| Real talk, should I hold my calls on oil thru the weekend? |
| insane adds by me, my balls on ur face LUL |
| Nah the market is the one that's broken. Oil is expensive af. |
| NVDA earnings coming up will drive memory stocks up. I'm loading up. |
| Well, obviously next target is 10 million. |
| Tomorrow is opex and allegedly major options expiry and likely news about China, a lot could happen |
| so Cerebras is 1/5 the market cap of Micron? that makes sense. |
| And he will pump PLTR again - That's the only reason I bought calls yesterday |
| Huuuuge piece of shit |
| MSFT is taking off, last time to get in! |
| This has to be number *checks notes* 900 on the Things To Impeach Him For list. |
| The people who paid $385 and want to average down true degen style |
| For real. It's almost as if this whole thing was a joke. Gme has been a holding company for years. Thank goodness they said no. No dilution. |
| Time to read the tolkein series again, starting with my illustrated version of the hobbit. The world is healing and spy800 is not a joke anymore |
| Assuming it was physically possible and those datacenters wouldn't instantly melt, it takes light photons 8 minutes to reach Earth. Now imagine long how telecoms would take. \n\nThe shear amount of rage from lag would be enough to cause a riot. |
| It's okay MSFT, you can go when you feel like it |
| I prefer to be on my own. I think it's my glass eye. |
| where is Cisco going from here? thinking of long term option 1.5+ years |
| And the dabbing on the masses continues! |
| I just bought UUUU bc they randomly run up all the time |
| Nana gonna call the top now she knows the news |
| what do you think is Lyft’s response or moat against autonomous car services? |
| had these as a watchlist position . congrats fk u |
| You obviously don’t watch f1 |
| ah makes sense |
| Anddddddddddddd pressure relief to 752 |
| haha USO maybe its just me... BUT YOU SHOULD BE AT FUCKING 120 RN |
| Nowwwww |
| Most portfolios today are concentrated in the Mag 7. I wanna see a "squid game for companies" where we narrow it all the way down to a single stock, the Squid 1. |
| No he’s regarded because he thinks Trump is paying $1000 to $5mill per share 😂 |
| yes |
| Not sure why anyone would buy CRBS when it started at 180$ the rest is you paying out other people who got Lucy with the buy. |
| WEN ✅🚀✅ |
| Theta bruh nobody likes losing money both ways unless u like split roasting ur wife's boyfriend |
| Tomorrow's opex? Yeah I'm closing my options with my measly $250 profit. Every opex lately's been a theta fest and I want no part of that. That's probably why vix dropped 3% while spy dropped $3 earlier. |
| I bought so this is why |
| thats worth $1400 today. |
| What is a good buy point? Ngl i almost YOLO’d into it |
| I left my computer for like 10 min... NO WAY we ate up that entire red 15min candle holy. Send this thing to 800 |
| when ppl are bullish with a stock like FIG, thats when u realize u are surrounded by retards. |
| They're the largest digital bank in LATAM, have a fuck ton of customers. Pretty ambitious company long term they're expanding into the United States |
| Hey, you can always try, beginners luck is with you, just saying. |
| look at 5 min chart bro, we going uppies |
| Notice how msft went up and ppl aren’t spamming it anymore |
| Do 0dte pussy |
| WOWW NICE FIND!!! |
| I got a warning cause I said fa... Like if sticks. God I am hate the pussy censorship |
| What % gain is it? |
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| Holy u n fuking believable... |
| Real pain in the ass huh? |
| Well I just bought a 2028 $5 call, will forget about for awhile. |
| For those wondering where’s Jensen Huang, he’s the one taking the photo |
| Wonder how many clowns bought CBRS |
| Thinkin bout cashing out and enjoying my life |
| Show $ONDS in here. One of the best gainers of the day |
| I ain't really trying to pay the taxes on these small gains.\n\nrolling them into generational gains or losing it all so I avoid that |
| Kids of parents who bought Pets.com is my guess. |
| where's my ASTS gang back from the dead |
| I think on Monday the stock price should go up (to my understanding). There will be a strike at Samsung (bullish). Tech CEOs visit to China (bullish) |
| Corruption |
| Man i really fucked up on POET. |
| 748 isn’t going to hurt you SPY you can stay over it, ffs my calls are running out of time |
| God damn I dumped POET after the marvel news, for like 50% gain instead of 5000% gain. I had LEAPS too |
| I can't wait to see one of those phones in the wild. You know its going to be a piece of shit. |
| ONDS 10x from here |
| Forbes Middle East explains the reasons for rising prices pretty good:\n\nhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DYStQtqxSQe/ |
| Prob got him excited |
| CBRS IPO. |
| lol I see 4 dicks all sold |
| 200k worth of puts in AMAT? |
| are you ignoring the fact where they compete with Uber, Tesla, and Waymo, the latter two of whom have driverless taxis cruising around right now? |
| The last 2 hours have legit been a giant bear whale vs a giant bull whale |
| Me too |
| Why would that apply now? Rules are for suckers. |
| The trick is simple they cooked all the 750 0DTE calls long enough that you would have to DCA with a truckload of money before they rip it higher so everybody wins |
| Looks like we are all in this together. |
| For 2027 are your rebalancing the pie or creating a new one? |
| do it |
| > Still happy that they gave about 10% but this limit system requiring cash up front is retarded since you have 90% dead weight in cash.\n\nIt's nothing new and completely logical and reasonable.\n\nYou absolutely should have enough settled cash or cash available to invest in your account to cover 100% of the total cost of the IPO shares you are requesting. It would be a complete mess for allocation otherwise... currently trading at $337.. up 80%+, lol... crazy. Will see if it sticks or priced for perfection at the moment.. right now it's selling off from the highs. |
| likely a reaction to treasury auction would be my guess |
| Oh ok. What kind of strike price? I always think about buying leaps, but the premium is so damn high I don't want the theta decay or whatever. Do you just look for a certain delta value? |
| How much i can earn if i keep until now .? Can u help me think\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/yzwpseaz951h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ec6179ce446285473ee29fafb4cee1909e9ec5d |
| People losing their minds over intc 1% swings |
| Looks like another 15 min 746-748 run on spy |
| I read the Crossroads Capital DD. Someone recommended it after an NBIS DD posted here got clowned on (when NBIS was still in the 20’s.) |
| Picked up some $20C Leaps. Fuck it we ball |
| # I used to have a **SANDISK** USB long time ago LOL 🤡 |
| I mean Pelosi is right there bud. Try being objective. It's not like him getting richer actually impacts you. Could've been rich if you bought Intel. No crying in the casino |
| anyone here playing INFQ and CELC? |
| 🚫🐻🚫🐻🚫🐻🚫 |
| Surprised that DJT didn’t get a heart attack once all the Chinese kids started jumping and yelling as he was walking by\n\nFucking jump scare for me |
| Do we go up or down today? |
| if your stock doesnt make computer or uses the computer it fuckin sucks ass and is going to zero, also fuck you |
| 4% dividend yield? I’d prefer being down 4% to that bullshit, at least then I’d be regarded. |
| sure man whatever, ill buy 100 shares |
| lol |
| Hmm 1DTE 750C or wait for tmr hmmmmmm |
| Dressed like a French guard from Monty Python buying MSFT |
| Just wait till the 5th of June, you’ll no longer need to have 25k to trade more that 4 times |
| a true regard |
| *"all bark, no substance"* coming from you, this is worth about as much as used toilet paper. Here's a collection of the retarded shit your slow self said during this time:\n\n\n*"considering people have misplaced priceless works of art, cars, precious metals, etc…."*\n\n\n*"It’s not uncommon for normal people to misplace or forget about things of low-moderate value"*\n\n\n*"(<$2500, low-moderate value) and the current appreciated value (>$125k, moderate value)"*\n\n\n*"sound naive to think this can’t possibly happen"*\n\n\n*"so now you’re on here flaming and saying they don’t deserve it"*\n \n\n\n"think comparing an amateur investor to a c-corp’s financial accounting is reasonable" I **never** compared OP to a director of a small corp; I said even hnwi and directors of small corps that I deal with know where they put $2,500 within *2 years of doing it.*\n\n\nYou're too stupid to understand simple text. Stay in your lane and put the fries in the bag. |
| True but it wasn't this expensive yesterday tho |
| Better be nacho dorito chips |
| Yep fuck fighting the rivers current, cost me huge |
| Having Crohn’s disease is a bitch but it’s a good get-out-of-plans guilt free excuse |
| CRBS? Who cares what it does. I have this episode of new IPO before. |
| Genuinely though what made the algos rip that sell off at 1pm. |
| congrats, IV worked in ur favor. Also, I bought like 10 puts, not exactly big money on this play. |
| When you discover Burry is 5’6” it all makes way more sense. |
| How did you find out about it? |
| Insane adds by institutions. Over $60 million bought $OPEN |
| Sorry - I played with money - Hope you did as well as I did. |
| If you’re buying MU right now after not buying December at $200, January at $400, March at $325, I hope you’re ready for the rollercoaster 🎢 |
| calls? |
| INTC just found shrek dick pills....with volume......you have been warned. |
| I was going to disagree, but the today qualifier is carrying a lot of weight. |
| Who the fuck pays $308 for CBRS |
| Can someone tell what just happened at INTC |
| Does Robinhood forgive your first time hitting 4day trades if you have PDT restrictions? |
| It’s where it’s at before start of war. I bought puts when the war was going on but now it’s to risky |
| Because I didn't buy |
| This off again-on again relationship with MSFT is very emotionally taxing. |
| Yahu said they had meeting with UAE to plan against Iran but UAE just denied those claims and China/US both agreed Strait should remain open and should be talking about peace to get it open again |
| basically |
| I fully believe they can indefinitely sustain a market climb to crazy numbers and would ignore inflation to do it |
| its a legitimate piece of shit stock with a business model that any basic service in the AI realm can provide now |
| “Law”\n\nYour funny |
| I would say so yes |
| There won’t be a bubble until robots come. |
| It’s calls until it doesn’t work. Anybody trying to fight the trend or find the top is going to continue to get taken to the shed |
| you should try to buy stocks when they go up |
| I hold RXT and I'm downvoting you. |
| No, you misunderstand. I agree it is a big deal. Israeli policy is 100% focused on Israeli interests and will take advantage of its allies in any way that will benefit itself.\n\nThe USA and Israel are in an abusive relationship. |
| Imagine we close the day above 750 and 🥭 sends out a big beautiful pump after the china summit for Friday 🤤 |
| ONDS lol +31% today |
| because it's been going up a bare minimum of +1% every single day? |
| Some news on NFLX? |
| Because it's a green day |
| tmrw. $23 puts |
| Am I regarded? How does this imply they were market orders? |
| You clearly don’t like money |
| I'm up 50% on my calls. Down to post screenshots after ER? |
| anything less than +1% is considered red |
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| Intc whaatttt |
| Sold my ONDS calls way too early today, didn't think it would keep rocketing like this. Still made money. |
| !banbet SPY 740 1d |
| Onds my friend thank you for the big day |
| Have you seen the Kevin Hart roast? It was shit compared to the previous Comedy Central ones.\n\nAs far as microslop, well, that's literally in the name. |
| Check out the new series from NFLX called Long Rope |
| Lmao |
| Lol everyone was shitting on dell for a long time prior to it's earnings |
| Why isn't MSFT red |
| Def grabbing puts before close |
| Why are 1dte spy calls expensive? |
| Surely we stall or correct here right? No way we touch 7600 by Monday |
| Now for the next leg up |
| Wtf, I'm positive YTD. Wtf. That should show you how insane this pump is. |
| Bears aren’t wrong. We are so overcooked. But they’re strongly underestimating 🥭’s desire to print money into oblivion, as long as the stock market remains euphoric until midterms. |
| Everything is manipulated. |
| I'm so confused. Did you buy $300k worth of Ford shares a year ago or what? |
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| BIG VOLUME ON INTC |
| up or down? \ni believe it stays flat till tomorrow evening to mess up the large call stack and then start going up again on monday. |
| Bro jfk didnt even do anything and they got that mfr |
| Thats not 23 million. Ban! |
| In the filing? https://x.com/the_spactator/status/2054961102635651348?s=46 |
| Theta chop the rest of the day |
| Whats happening at Intel shit just went crazy |
| I did indeed win. |
| Only scenery here is golf course, beach, swamp, trailer park and suburbia |
| I put 200k in Amat |
| You're going puts? Exp.?\n\n |
| Why nobody is buying XOM puts |
| lol you gonna get fked |
| Sndk sub is funny. Either people who missed the boat or regards who bought calls late. |
| SPY establishing support here for the run at $750….LOAD UP! |
| I'm buying |
| A year/6 months if you dont want to be having nightmares when the stock goes in a different direction |
| Can't tell if bot or smooth brain. Fuckers trying to equate what trump does to anyone else in history lol. lmao even. |
| I holding a bag full of rotting garbage and after a week its starting to stink? |
| Sooo glad I got in early on calls for Giant Turd inc and Shit Sandwich Technologies!!!! 💰 |
| THIS\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^\^ |
| at least I know my FIG shorts are going to do well |
| What’s a good 1dte play banking on some kind of China announcement? Or anything else juicy? |
| It's not |
| Yahu stated they went and had a secret meeting with UAE against Iran BUT UAE DENIED THOSE CLAIMS LMAO |
| Naw no greed, just clean wins. |
| nice work bro |
| Damp it |
| Hard to bamboozle anyone when the certainty of a market is to buy every dip |
| Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can?\n\n\n…because his wife died |
| will jerk myself off with crude oil and post a video of it to this subreddit if USO has a -10% day tmrw. |
| This shit is manipulated 100% |
| Hmm do I check out before the weekend or not |
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| Mango is asleep right now. It's going to be a flat day. |
| NVDA can’t just go up a trillion$ in a week. Sell off will continue |
| Vix dumping is criminal |
| This is the first time in a week I haven’t tried to buy the dip on MSFT and it’s the first time it fuckign Vs. fuck this shit. |
| INTC WHAT JUST HAPPENED |
| I don’t care if that stock dies - still had a beautiful profit day but SNDK tugging me $5k set me back |
| whats going on with it its erratic |
| Only thing down today is ber spirits |
| Wtf is intel manipulated? Movement so weird |
| JPow was the only one with keys to the printer |
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| https://preview.redd.it/ax64cub7951h1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a49725e5101c8fc2357934954bcec484e1112e44 |
| INTC Shrek? |
| So my weeklies for THIS week are cooked? |
| So many mu baggies here.....this thing is not going anywhere |
| Nvidia earned 3x microns revenue in q2 2026. But its valued at around 6x micron. Micron def has room to go up. |
| They might have already said it |
| Now is the time to buy SNDK if you missed out. |
| computah, make my trades super ghey and super retarded |
| 🥭 Announce the chips deal. Kill the MU and SNDK puts. China gets GPUs and our farmers get tariff relief and can sell their soybeans and corn |
| intc? |
| DRAM $100 EOS |
| WON'T YOU FLYYYY HIGGGGHH FREEEBIRRD YEAAAAHH |
| How are politicians and particularly the president allowed to hold single name stocks? |
| Buying INTC an d MU |
| Cerebras (its customer) just IPO'ed. Good time to buy more DGXX while it's on sale! |
| were they eating a filipino street foods? |
| options are gamble some people are good at gambling |
| Ok you got me. After reading this casino comments I also bought NOW |
| i feel half these replies are bers in secret trying to banboozle bols to buy at the top and get rugged 😂 |
| anyone had luck repeatedly gambling on 1DTE earnings days with random companies? |
| Taking my profits and dipping, market is just swinging too much for my head and I need a nap |
| Rumors M. Burry considering moving to Russia or China in order to cope with how exceptional America is. |
| IF THERE ARE ANY BULLS LEFT PLEASE I BEG IM STILL AT 721 |
| It’s crazy that we don’t require presidents to put their assets into a blind trust upon getting elected tbh. |
| oh my sweet summer child. |
| That's good work. Need to 10x that to feel comfortable in this economy with the collapse of the dollar |
| As in Trump directed the trade. It was his call |
| Buying 25k nflx and 25k msft shares only.\n\n\nTell me why this is a bad idea.\n\n\nNow tell my why this is a good idea.\n\n\nEdit:\n\n\n250 nflx @ 86.70\n65 msft @ 400.49 |
| A ripped guy with his shirt off* |
| 300k turning into 1.9m sounds like some serious rocket fuel |
| dont mind me! Just losing all the gains I had this week today! |
| https://preview.redd.it/s8hnm8yy851h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e877cd8add7ff9df32228797a95189e9909266dc |
| They’ll keep it going until all their buddies can ipo |
| You’re not wrong, but my point is that “you can become a lot more than you currently are, within the limits of reality, effort, timing, talent, and circumstance” is not the same as “you can be ANYTHING that you want to be”. The problem is that hope without constraints becomes disorienting once reality shows up. |
| You gotta be fucking shitting me with this |
| With tears in their eyes? |
| hood bag holders, we are so back |
| It works until it doesn't eh\n\nStill salty about selling my $1450 call last Friday for $7 when it rocketed to $117 before close.. |
| I made $2.00 on 0dte calls. Fuk i really am a loser |
| They got me once on the way down, they ain't getting me twice on the way up, 750 eod |
| This market run is over when “they” say it’s over. |
| SPY Why are you gay |
| Can't help myself.. said I was done but may as well gamble 750c on hope of pure stupidity into close |
| Dell certainly isn’t, after he pumped his bags. |
| 58 losses? My new strategy is to inverse everything this guy says |
| MU traded in a $30 range for a week before one of its monster moves. This past week feels like that, only $10 down from Mondays close. Probably big move next week if I had to guess 🤷 |
| Whats that got to do with Apple? |
| Power hour will make ber throw up lunch |
| We're going to see SPY at 755 by OpEx for sure |
| Omg. DOW is 50k. Major top signal. |
| Shoulda bought RKLB |
| They like sniffing their hands. |
| They are enemies of the state |
| Could be a funny close |
| Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd another round of puts |
| SPY shall caress 760 Monday morning. |
| Mu spread is crazy work lol\n\nI bought a call at open for 17.50 and set a sell price for 20.50\n\nIt literally wouldn't trigger so I decided to just sell it for less, and changed sell price for 19.50\n\nIt ended up selling for 20.50, I guess a magic green candle came flying in at the last possible second? |
| Seems like an easy dip to buy |
| Love that song |
| Power hour will be beautiful |
| I dare someone to full port the 30 dollar sprad on poet. Double dog dare you |
| Go Up you bastard MU |
| Bought redwire at 14.5 while high. Im so incredibly fried |
| Samsung strike when? |
| Got it. Yea I refuse to pay for anything on these apps. Perhaps the sample size so far hasn't been good. But to be fair, the sample size is also small due to not many matches. |
| We have the best of those too |
| vix is broken |
| I’m more interested in Baron’s portfolio. That dude is definitely going full Regard. |
| You bought actual shares? That’s fucking lame. If my money can’t magically evaporate at an agreed upon date in the future, I ain’t buyin |
| I wish I had disposable money... Or any money.. 😂 |
| Gobble gobble |
| Way too many dudes be walking out of gas station restrooms without washing their hands |
| I swear the people in this sub think you're only allowed to invest in one thing at a time |
| We don't live in the kind of country where elected officials are held accountable anymore. |
| SNDK about to have a "hold my beer and watch this" type of moment... |
| If you’re a bear you should be afraid of this consolidation. The re-rate is happening whether you like it or not. Welcome to the new world 🗺️ |
| Life insurance payout to my family |
| I might buy puts solely out of distaste for newsmax |
| Full port calls until trump leaves china. Free money |
| MU... DUMP IT!!!! |
| Just need to come up with $299,950 and I can try and do the same thing |
| Tslr cooked guh |
| 🐂 🏃♀️ continuing tomorrow. Thanks for playing. |
| how you gonna get it back? |
| Bers reporting weekend DOW already red. |
| WSB after MU pops up +150% in 1.5 months: BuBbLe\n\nAlso WSB after trading flat for the week: why isn’t it going up?\n\nLmfaooo |
| All in on WDFC. Gonna need that lube when I get pegged |
| SPY 749 EOD\nSPY 749 EOD\nSPY 749 EOD |
| When you’re going to manipulate the market to guarantee your wins, why would you care about the spread?\n\nAlso, what tf are you talking about? |
| If it was any more insider it would be considered a colonoscopy lmao |
| End of the line |
| Bro must take 5 minute breaks at commas. |
| I have a 1/27 320C that is up only 968%. what's the difference with your positions? Bought in late 2024 I believe |
| for some reason i thought they were legally required to put all this into a trust, while being in office |
| He increased these early 2026 and through March to significant gains. When is the sell off happening or is it already scheduled? |
| Come back for memory tomorrow. This whole day is just low volume chop. If we get big green volume tomorrow morning then we will be good to go |
| I can't help but feel this rally is one massive generational trap. \nmy gut feeling says the president is going to ban retail sell orders before crashing the market with no survivors. \nIm full porting calls anyway. |
| good choice |
| Hahaha |
| I lost way more money than I planned today. But I can’t stop trading. What the fuck |
| How recent is recent, RDDT was a massive success |
| Are these red candles just insiders hitting the tape? |
| Its all hit or miss, dont bother paying for jack shit in apps, I know a fair few people who went from met online and apps to being together |
| Right? I bought 750 calls on the dip and now it doesn’t know where to go |
| Lots of shit absolutely ripping today...and MU with 5 hours of straight up fucking NOTHING. Liyerally such a gigantic piece of shit and literally just fucking robbing everyone. Same with fucking INTC. Absolutely mind blowing ajd infuriating to say the least. Just nickel and dime shit back and fucking forth. |
| I’ve been buying NBIS since $24, if you take a minute to learn you’ll understand why it doesn’t have shit fundamentals. \n\nCrossroads Capital called out NBIS in December 2024. They’ve made millions on it. Read the DD on their website. |
| Profit is profit.\n\nThis stock could drop 50% at any time. I'll probably be right there with you when it looks another 40% tommorrow.\n\nBut I'd rather book profits than watch them evaporate. Stacking small to medium wins is how you really win this game |
| That’s it fellas. This market is officially on an infinite ketamine trip. |
| I imagine there is shares available somewhere with all the selling |
| Selling off for a period of weeks. Bombing Iran. I am commander in chief now. |
| *tomorrow |
| They said sir, sir, how do you do it? How do you buy the top? I said, I’m the best top buyer there is. No one can buy the top like me. |
| Sell it and buy a house |
| Back from a 7 day ban\n\n\nWord to the wise, DO NOT joke about the spooky PLTR founder lol. Instaban |
| 750 tomorrow is such easy money. |
| To hold calls overnight yes or no? |
| You tryna tell me its 16 bucks for a damn 30 dollar call? Absolutely absurd my gui |
| How long do you go out, like a week or two? I only do SPY calls. |
| why is vix eveen moving rn |
| Nvidia chips are easy to make |
| More people to buy calls in the casino |
| Its all computer |
| I’m disgusted by the levels of greed I am seeing in this thread today.\n\nWith that said, calls. |
| when did u first get into ford? idt anyone would have saw it coming back then for their ai venture |
| BRO! |
| Is that good for bag holders? |
| Mu muh guh |
| Annoying, then it will rip past 750 after close |
| Glad I bought my $752 spy call for 5/22 haha |
| Can’t scare me out of my position I didn’t get jacked to the tits with over leveraged calls for nothing |
| NAHH |
| SPY stop that |
| If Musk wins against Scam Altman, TSLA will be parabolic |
| I’m also holding shares. |
| Woohoo, just crossed 750k if I combine my personal plus retirement savings |
| Calls wall at 800. Many many call options are expiring tomorrow |
| Knowing I got Calls, entierly probable |
| https://preview.redd.it/ndklpsx7851h1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83d43f49cf961403700239249ba4d8b989b205fe |
| Lord Paperhands, is that you? |
| banbet gooby |
| TSLA is slowly rolling over |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ChickenYip made a bet that CBRS would go to 400.0 within **1 hour** when it was 354.495 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 58 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| dear brother bulls im sorry i let you down and didnt get out |
| Fucking recovering again my god |
| RIP |
| SPY 750 EOD copium crackhead club |
| ? |
| Got greedy thinking we'd smash through 750 haha |
| This is the reddest green day |
| something something presidential conflict of interest |
| Buy it up boys |
| POET to 1500 6 months from now |
| Red candles on spy keep fucking up my calls |
| I'm following this. Good luck |
| Just need to let it consolidate and go range bound for a few days then let it rip again |
| hahaha this is so sad. all bark, no substance \n\nyou don’t even understand what moderate is, and think comparing an amateur investor to a c-corp’s financial accounting is reasonable \n\nshoo, crawl back to whatever fetid existence you come from |
| GUH |
| TSLA calls |
| Intel will never see a green day again |
| I think we're onto something here lol |
| I sold yesterday🥺 |
| Are you literally retarded? |
| Wait he sold META and MSFT? So they're going to drop even further than this? Cray |
| Remember when getting into tech and getting paid 6 figure doctor and lawyer salary with just a 4 year CS degree was a sure thing and that the gravy train would never end? \n\npepperidge farm remembers and 4 of my tech buddies just got their pink slips this morning. This AI tech lay off are brutal. |
| SLS is curing cancer !! |
| tommorow is our real green day |
| DRAM being so DRAMatic today. Just pump lil bro, you know you wanna be $100, just do it already. |
| The important thing is that you shouldn’t risk a large chunk of your net worth on risky short term shit like this. I’ve lost tons doing exactly that before. |
| The biggest GUH I've had in over a month today |
| Every high level official does this |
| What kind of tard bought CBRS after a 100% runup on IPO? |
| "yes, you nailed it" |
| Sell it and put it in to something more undervalued and or dividend stocks.\n\nYou didn’t even know it existed until the other day. Imagine getting money back every month if you buy something like $O |
| I might buy space x after an 1-2 earnings report not day 1 |
| Come on. Back to fucking 749 please |
| MU has been on a ragebait this week, grind up just to slam back into earth before you can even open your brokerage app. Only ever makes a move overnight it’s ridiculous |
| What's a mf gotta do to get some blood on the street around here. BORING ALL THE TIME |
| not trading conditions and whoever buys anything here is regarded |
| spy 750 eod |
| Someone validate my bias nvidia will rip 10% after hours because I bought lotto calls |
| Lol NFLX, useless bitch! I am never getting out of this shit. |
| It's like bears won't ever learn. They think we've tapped human invention and advancement or something. |
| >The filings also show a major $1 million to $5 million entry into Dell Technologies Inc (NYSE:DELL) Class C stock on February 10, 2026. This acquisition preceded the President's public endorsement of Dell hardware during a White House event in early May.\n\nlol jesus christ |
| Even if it was outlawed, he’d still do it because there’s no accountability |
| 200. It’s sales are on paper only. They will never deliver their forward earnings |
| https://preview.redd.it/01facm1y751h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f035c21f108ea4337566db4fe8c8380bcf8da55 |
| ITS BECAUSE IM GREEN ISNT IT!? |
| CBRS opened at $385 when it was originally priced at $120, what a fucking joke. You're a dumbass if you're buying this shit |
| I exit too. A bit salty I did not leave up 175%, but it is what it is |
| we were so close to 750 |
| If MU can’t climb with the China visit, then we are the new MSFT |
| Bought ASTS twice\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jdruuv7x751h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32959879c028eb7cb7fdb7abcf8a015ff7f67aa0 |
| Just cashed out my POET calls that I bought for 3.00 for 13.50\n\nJust want to personally thank the haters |
| Yeah. SPY respected its levels today. |
| Why drop at all??? Just keep going up, brothers |
| Tim Apple will be pleased to see this. |
| If only retail could get into these companies before IPO. lol |
| It's fucking over |
| 731 |
| SPY IS AT 390 ON HYPERLIQUID |
| Wait till the retards come out in full force for the space x ipo. |
| I said ooh, ooh ooh. Come on baby turn the lights off. |
| SPY... Would be coold if u hit that 751 today |
| MSFT is the real 2M calls play. You can run it short scales into the money and reinvest…. But before that I’m hoping NVDA gets that 2026 SNDK/AMD energy into this earnings |
| Literally no one who tracks shipping claims Iran is currently exporting oil what are you on about?\n\nhttps://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2026/4/29/is-irans-oil-storage-nearly-full-and-will-it-have-to-cut-production\n\nhttps://www.iranintl.com/en/202605124053 |
| So whats fair value for Cerebras? Anyone have any idea? |
| Okay we call it W then |
| WTF is this red dildo |
| Dump it to krumpit |
| Sometimes the V is a W 🤔😟 |
| I'm richer than you, I don't care about your opinion you got lucky on one trade, shut the fuck up I don't care about you |
| ahhh...the famous M. well played well played... |
| Yea pretty sure I will give up. Was hopeful, but ended up being hopeless. |
| damn! can’t take those crashes anymore! 😭 |
| I buy QQQ call, QQQ drops. I sell QQQ call, QQQ pumps. \nHAHAHA, I got power. FEAR me!!! |
| My heart can’t take these swings |
| poor choice |
| not a bad time to take some profits. Not saying to sell it all, but selling some is normal. \nRemember that Cash is also a position and 'cash-yielding-assets' like QQQI, BTCI, can make sense for a lot of investors too. |
| It’s actually until bulls stop buying calls cuz then MMs don’t have to hedge no more |
| Nvda 200 or 250 first? |
| Wait until 5 mins before close to buy at $235 |
| Nothing matters it's all fake and will continue to go up over the next month brother |
| wow multiple dips to buy in the same day, what an offering 🙏🏻 |
| You said their chips aren’t the best, I was confused in you couldn’t possibly mean designed because they are soo soo far ahead of anyone else so maybe you meant their manufacturing wasn’t the best which is just a slightly less ridiculous argument. I see the amd/nvidia, arguement now, the article mentioned an AI chip I believe. And amd made coprocessors for ai things but is consumer focused and just not comparable to the enterprise focused ai chips nvidia makes.\n\nTsmc is where they fab them now, but they make designs they can go through Samsung or TI if they have the means to produce those chips and I believe they sometimes do. Also china also has foundries as well, just not quite the size and quality of tsmc |
| Y'all know its going to shoot right back up by close. |
| F, I though it was pickles |
| Vs come and go, but friendships are forever 🥰 |
| go bears i guess |
| I’m on about 7.5 to 8 |
| Mu puts printing!!🤣😂 |
| Trust me you don’t want cerebras I’m down fucking 20% in 1 hour already |
| forever |
| Dabbling in 1DTEs again and the anoos is puckering |
| learn to trade and buy low sell high. |
| MIRAN WAS JUST MOGGED FOR HIS JESTERMAXING |
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| Its in my day trade account. I still got them at cost of $7.6 in my long account |
| CLOSE THE CASINO |
| But what about making and selling golden phones and phone plans? |
| Anybody else microdosing tickles to build their immunity? What dosage are you on? |
| SPY up 8% in the last month (all over previous ATH in Jan) in the face of a global energy and liquidity crisis...\n\ni'M goNnA fUll pOrT CaLLs |
| 3 days and options open up. |
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| Go $F yourself. They even have a solid dividend as a cherry on top. |
| Congratulations and, fuck you! |
| It takes elected officials to make the rules and they ain't going to make the rules against themselves |
| See, you’re making sense. And that means the market will do the opposite because it refuses to make sense right now |
| Wonder if CBRS is gonna be the next FIG. Hopefully it doesn't tank before the option chain opens |
| bought some too, hope we make big buckaroos\n\n |
| Amen to that |
| I also just totally forget about my 6 figure accounts |
| Mmm...its at nearly 900bn market cap. How much more up can there be realistically |
| CRBS at one point had 45 buyers for 1 seller. Buyers got hosed for sure. |
| Omg an actual DD on WSB instead of gambling? Not possible |
| day trading dream |
| Market rally keeps going till bers stop buying puts.\n\nThey just don’t get it |
| bers finally destroyed the buls today taking the market from +1% to only +0.60% buls are wasted |
| My heart cant take this anymore !!!! |
| RIP Bol Rogan |
| 😔😔😔 |
| Because you finally bought calls! |
| brother bulls forgive me for i have sinned after you saved me |
| GIVE 🥭 HIS PHONE, THE PEOPLE DEMAND AN OUTLANDISH TRUTH POST THAT WILL CAUSE THE MARKET TO RIP UP 1% |
| Can I retrospectively buy Cerebas? |
| Jesus Christ, 20 minutes of price gain thanos snapped in three |
| Was on my way to Wendy's and tried my first option play.. letting my wife's boyfriend cook for me tonight.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/x17jaosg751h1.png?width=1036&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a95b86fedb33b3dd519a663e6efa63d222559db\n\n |
| Oil kinda pumping? |
| SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE MOVES UP 1 DOWN HALF UP HALF DOWN 1/3 WHY WHAT THE FUCK IS SO CRAZY TODAY ARE WE NOT ALLOWED TO JUST MOVE UP?? DO THEY KNOW WHEN THEY SELL THEIR POSITIONS ARE WORTH LESS??? |
| Id say if poet passes 8.20 billion its time to panic as thats where Sprouts sits on the list. And by panic i mean stand up. Walk outside. And just flail your arms around |
| yes |
| Being a Christian, duh |
| These swings are crazy. |
| Poor souls that bought CBRS at $385 it’s heading straight for delisting now. Cooked books to show fake eps. 📉📉 |
| Very cool, veery legal |
| Damn, that's some crazy shit dude...congrats |
| Sorry guys I bought a single SPY lotto for next week and it immediately dropped. My b |
| Puts on AMAT. Sell the news even if the earnings report AH today is great, already expected. |
| Bol trap triggered. Bol fukt |
| Just wanna know what wacky prop Elon brought to Chyna...\n\nAn elephant maybe?.. "lets Stomp out this trade beef" |
| guh, why we crashin'? |
| That’s why puts on SPY are cheap. It’s a bear’s wet dream. |
| Bulls: let me tell you somesing, LET ME TELL YOU SOMSING.. 🪂 |
| You guys what am I supposed to do my anxiety cannot handle calls at this level |
| Ok boomer. I’ve made over $200k on NVDA. How about you? |
| When short CBRS |
| I picked Workday. It is very very discounted now compared to NOW |
| why the biggest crash of 0.0000002% percent happened? |
| Major metro area in the northeast. Tried making a good profile, try initiating convos, etc etc and it's been brutal. Not mad or upset, but the reality looks bleak. I'm a straight dude looking for a woman. |
| Politicians don’t have to file till a few months later after execution of trade. Thats why they always outperform indexes that do exactly what they do. |
| Still holding? |
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| You know CBRS is in the toilet when WSB whats to short it. I'm here to buy at 200 💎✋️ |
| Buy the dip! Calls |
| Fuck you, SPY |
| GUH? |
| Cerebras IPO is absolutely bonkers |
| Just closed it.\n\nIt feels good to win in that trade, but also bad knowing there's 18 months left on the contract.\n\nBut I figure there will probably be some profit taking in the near future and I can prob buy back the contract ls at a lower price |
| MU....thank you for proving to me you are in fact a piece of shit. And INTC. You can go fuck yourself too. |
| Really explain that theory Elroy? |
| They write poems about how much money I missed out on by dumping my leaps during the last run up. |
| Praising God |
| guh |
| "He's rigging the market in his favor and it's wrong for him to do so!" I agree, but here's a thought: just buy what he buys. It's an opportunity/gift, not oppression. |
| At this point it may move sideways until NVDA earnings. |
| Obama was actually pretty cool |
| Don't hold calls today |
| what a deadcat bounce |
| SPY guess no 749? thanks mr broker for calling my calls away lmao |
| RIP Cerebrals |
| Yu gay af then |
| At this point I’m a bull only because I hate bears so much. A spiteful bull 🐂 |
| Goated comment ever |
| Uh oh 😰 |
| fake dip |
| 😭 |
| Software companies are coming back! Workday it is |
| Love to see it. I’m still holding half with a trail stop at $28. My exact NBIS levels and risk management are on my profile – come compare notes. |
| lol MU kissed 795? Back to 780 you go |
| genuinely what the fuck |
| This feels like the quiet before the storm. \n\nWe haven’t had a true red day in a while |
| Ew |
| Between bagholding MSFT and shitposting on Reddit, how am I supposed to get any work done |
| Up 66% on SLS in my Roth. LFG |
| I mean… the courtesy spit was a nice touch\n\nI hope he texts me back |
| It's 2 am there and they depart tonight soo we are cooked now |
| MU plummeting |
| What is your strategy? |
| It'll be SpaceX to run it up |
| This. Cerebras just IPO'ed. Time to load up more DGXX while it's on sale. |
| they write beautiful (and highly cash printing) poems. |
| Even Mango can't get ADBE to fucking go up. |
| MU can’t break 795 to save its life |
| Everything besides Semi or AI goes down or sideways. This is not sustainable. |
| This load up on all tech and ai related, heck even spy 800 calls |
| Dude, all good. I was joking when I said it hurts. You’re spot on that we all have our misses. |
| Can CBRS reach its original IPO price by market close? Stay tuned to find out! |
| I’ve basically 5X’d my portfolio and it’s only May. What a year LMAO praise God! |
| Drilling starting. Hold on |
| Do you expect a gap up on Monday? To 850 ? |
| Let yer nuts hang |
| Good thing I had a work meeting during the great american recession of 1:00 PM - 1:45 PM. |
| well, thats not good. |
| And put 100k into JEPQ😂 get paid for life |
| Just fuck off and pick a direction. My port just mmmmmmm |
| Added software companies which are at the bottom. So I did too. Workday seems very cheap now |
| Mu is a tease. Gives some hope and then falls back down. You better get to 900 soon |
| Nobody cares dude. He is worth $7b+, you are worth $8/hr. |
| This is the first V that has failed. It's a very bad sign |
| NVDA $260 EOW |
| who is still buying puts? |
| I don't know either, do they produce poetry? |
| Abandon ship |
| Suck my dick Biorich |
| Imagine buying calls at these prices |
| Congrats and fuk you 🤌 |
| ASTS back to 100s soon |
| Thank you ONDS. I doubted but I see the light now. |
| What if it's a 🥭 crashout and WW3? |
| i feel like a boomer buying Apple and Nvidia when there's stuff like POET or Cerebras going on. |
| 😞 |
| Still up a good amount, but was up 3x that this morning. Debating whether to sell now or hold through the afternoon |
| 1% a day keeps the bears dead and gay |
| NFLX going right back to hell |
| Well if you don’t buy short term calls you’ll make money more than likely |
| bears are the most obnoxious, pretentious, condescending group of people, luckily for us they are not making any money in this market |
| Imagine not loading up on MSFT and then complaining about it next year when it hits 700. |
| This is getting out of hand |
| AMAT pumping |
| How was he? Gentle? |
| was in a meeting. what happened earlier? |
| I like being a bol because bols make money. I like being a ber because bers can gloat over bols misery. \n\nBut at the end of the day, I am more petty than greedy, so MU and SNDK puts it is. |
| Thanks for the tendies. Sold the 120 calls at 2.42 |
| I would sell it may 20th after earnings😂 |
| Hi brother check dm |
| this 1pm V is deeper than my mom's vegana. Wait, how do I know that? |
| Have any recent large IPOs been a major success? SNOW and Figma created generational bag holders. |
| how? |
| Gotta wonder how many more he's sold... in the meantime. |
| You are better off spending that time at a third place like a gym or activity club. |
| US threw in boeings full of soybeans to grease the deal. |
| It is official. Those SPY 750 call is gonna be toilet paper. Press F |
| If he wasn't born rich he would be a nobody. He managed to bankrupt a casino btw. |
| 14 is low |
| Where does it say that? |
| POET is now the fastest growing (insert whatever they do - I have no idea) company in the world. |
| Let’s all say a prayer for spx recession lasting 83mins |
| Because it's a big club, and you ain't in it |
| 😂😂 |
| dont be harsh on yourself, that s not what i wanted to get from my comment.\n\nwe all missed baggers, i was in all RAM and Space stocks oct last yr closed them all for 1% profit which was less than fees. |
| Market going higher, if anything truly significant comes out of the China Summit. |
| why arent we making new ath every hour? wtf is this scam market |
| Anyone short CBRS at open ? |
| MU lives matter |
| Same, I’m also ugly |
| Toast |
| Rip soldier, good call nevertheless |
| No crying in the casino 🎰 , sir |
| Got back into SNDK today, it’s due for a ripper soon |
| Spy eod dump |
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| Can one of these green candles just hold??? Jfc |
| Classic |
| You mean the AI circle jerk?\n\nTechnomagic peoples who think building bigger and bigger data centers is going to lead us to AI sentience? \n\nOr the grifters who are just double dipping on the money to build them?\n\nActual people, don’t want AI. |
| Depends on where you live and if you are straight, generally people dont give a fuck about an actually decent profile of who they are |
| Omg. Why does this never happen to me??? |
| I meet a lot of women on this sub actually |
| I wish I forgot about an account like this |
| No crying in the casino |
| and OP decided he’d rather do well bellow average. |
| QQQ bulls dont stop just yet brother is at the 721.50 mountain ;-; |
| you should be good by the end of the day. 755 incoming |
| ELI5: The stock market is rising to meet the needs of the rising stock market |
| Market is fake cause MU down but MSFT up |
| MU if you can get to 805 in the next hour would be greatly appreciated. |
| You did pretty well, I was not expecting it to get that close |
| Haven't had a match in 5 years |
| Not for Taiwan it isn’t. |
| I read this out loud and got slapped thanks! |
| yessir |
| To be fair he said “so go out and buy *a* dell, they’re great” directly after talking about how Michael Dell started out by making great computers and then “just never stopped” (quoting MD)… it’s a bit of a stretch the claim people making that he specifically told people to buy $DELL the stock. \n\nIt was all in the context of talking about people who had donated to the t-word accounts.\n\nWith that said I have stake in Dell stocks and if people misinterpreting his statement as “buy $DELL” and that causes the value to go up, I’m not complaining |
| > several acquisitions of Meta Platforms stock occurred throughout early 2026, ranging from $1,001 to $500,000, while Amazon and Microsoft buys ranged from $1,001 to $5 million.\n\nOf course bro is a market buyer not a limit. Love these little regard details |
| Do we know why everything randomly dumped? Did they accidentally turn hedge funds sell button back on for a second?\n\n\nThat was a move straight out of the before-times |
| Poets value just surpassed the Academy sports and Outdoors corperation |
| All in full port on Palantir |
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| ASTS short squeeze\n\n |
| 17.35 is pretty low, markets feeling chill right now but could spike quick if something spooks everyone |
| How tf you forgot about a whole 6 figures must be rich af |
| BAN |
| We could start bombing Iran again and Vix will top out at 22 |
| Cmon 🥭 poke the spy 😞 |
| It's about 15%of my cash so still got ammo to avg down |
| My dog got really fucking mad when she smelt em |
| Yurr |
| Give up. It sucks |
| That hurts. I deserve it, but it still hurts. |
| Are my 749 safe |
| Surprised government officials can hold anything but treasury bills. At least that would ensure they don't totally fuck shit up. |
| Pain474 telling the multi-billionaire he is a failed businessman. Dawg you work at Wendy’s. |
| I wanna take a nap but too lazy to setup stop losses…. |
| We could start bombing Iran again and Vix will top out at 22 |
| God I wish I could short CBRS |
| Legit question: How has your experience been on dating apps? I've been on it for a few months and man it's rough out there. About to give up. |
| It’s because Trump is in China and tensions are all nice and rosey. |
| Don't remember Figma |
| All time highs.... Nothing to see here! |
| Well done, new cousin. |
| The Dell shit alone is enough to prosecute for insider trading but right this guy gets off on everything so never mind |
| MU wants to get out of 795? dump it nice candle man |
| Hindenburg Omen? Nothing some burning sage can’t fix. |
| CBRS what the hell you thinking opening at 350??? |
| SOXL 200 EOD PLS N THNX |
| LOL thank god for the free market. The main problem is how BRAZEN it is |
| Oh, I did x2... I'm sorry |
| Keep my wife's names out of yo mouth! |
| 200 here. |
| bot \^ |
| I made another 10k on puts. $472 was the top and it'll never touch $460+ ever again (not until maybe after the great stock market crash of 2026, which I'm calling the AI bubble burst, which will be right after either Q3 or Q4 earnings.) \n\nGood luck though. |
| Not a win for the crypto industry... Now they have to apply for a banking licence to operate |
| True. Not bagging on AI - but eventually you need revenue.\n\nRemember, companies used to charge for email, Cell phone plans used to charge $50 for 100 texts. (The # of texts my kids send these days would be $10,000 a month in the old days)\n\nImagine asking someone for money today so they can have an email account.\n\n \nEventually, spending $1 trillion on data centers has to generate reveue. Where is it coming from? So far, the only company making real profits from AI is NVDA. |
| Just buy MU |
| Boeing only getting 200 jets from the deal? Lmao this whole meeting is gonna be a bust isnt it |
| SUPER SPY |
| Cerebleedas |
| Free tiddy |
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| A ton of news sources reported the deepseek FUD too. It literally crashed the stock 20% if I recall.\n\nYou're also ignoring half of my comment.\n\n>Even if there is an ounce of truth in this, Intel and Samsung have had access to ASML machines for years, they still don't come close to TSMC's yields. |
| And it’s wsb there is VERY very very few conversations I see had about straight stock trades. All I see is options, we must be on two different sides of the sub, idk what to tell you. |
| CRBS bagholders show up |
| Somebody bought crbs at 400x last years earnings 😬 |
| Bears: "700 before 750"\n\n\nSPY: ".....and I took that personally." |
| I’ve been thinking it would be a good idea to do the same. That’s why I’m going to hold all my positions instead |
| AMRC peekaboo |
| What a fucking loser. |
| Did any Figma bagholders buy Cerebras? |
| Can't go broke taking profit. |
| How do i resist the temptation of putting all my money on one stock |
| MSFT is the skid mark in Paris hiltons chastity belt |
| thank you mr bull i am no longer lonely at the top of the 721 mountain... my brothers are with me |
| If only we can buy puts on CBRS |
| I NEED 750 SPY PLEEEEAASSSEE |
| This is illegal right? |
| MU 1 trillion |
| VWAP, sounds like a special effects sound |
| SOXL going to $200 |