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| Happy 420 everyone. Hindu Glue got me talkin like Jeet. |
| Amen |
| Hail Johnny AAPLseed! |
| Yes red very soon, either morning or tomorrow |
| That's fuckin' hot. |
| until you remember the cable tv "guide" was just as shit and slow. |
| Nothing, which is why people don't invest in cash. Currency is just a placeholder to exchange goods and services. \n\nIdeally, currency loses a bit of value over time (inflation) at a stable, predictable rate, to encourage people to exchange it for goods and services and keep the economy moving. In other words, the exact opposite of what (non-stablecoin/pegged) cryptocurrency is. |
| Dang it’s not as grainy as I remember |
| https://preview.redd.it/a9djk9579fwg1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=b322e64a92542c028a6edc5608d2d23e49646e53\n\n |
| There’s been like no news on Iran War today. Suspicious. |
| It was never your company, it was just your Ternus |
| It’s literally green |
| Fingers crossed |
| yes |
| New ATH tmmr! |
| Is it cold |
| Come here big boy |
| don’t slap the door on it |
| We wish him well |
| I won’t move and I’m not even remotely a fanboy. iPhones meet my minimum expectations of what a reliable phone should be. And once they’re a few versions old, the price is right. I haven’t had a contract in 8 years, and it’s nice! |
| I was told no crying in casino |
| Guy is a permabull. Remember he could have said "sp500 will fall 10%. Sell everything at the top, wait till 10% and then buy with leverage". But he didn't say that. I like tom lee but we already know the market generally goes up. |
| It's going green before 8 pm tonight lol |
| 🥭 talkin about "we are the hottest" like he's Paris Hilton in 2002. |
| Puts or calls? |
| Got NFLX $100 1/27 let’s get it |
| I bought calls so deep red |
| Everyone buy PayPal, let’s get rich together |
| Things are going Down, just saying |
| So we’re actually buying aapl at these prices? No questions asked? |
| I'm naked. |
| When AI government agents? |
| ASTS predictions tmr? |
| Nope, it aint going green |
| Calls |
| It being used as a medium of exchange is only growing if you look at the numbers. I think the potential is certainly there with layer 2 solutions. We’ll see. Seems unlikely m2 supply is going to decelerate any time soon. |
| the pricing model shift is everything here. most people are still thinking about zs like it's seat-based but z-flex changes the game completely. when enterprises start spinning up thousands of agents they can't just add seats for non-human identities, they need consumption-based billing for api inspection volume.\n\n \nreminds me of the same lag we saw with infrastructure names before they caught up to actual usage patterns. once that flywheel kicks in with agent traffic the margins should be insane since they're just processing more data through existing infrastructure. |
| 720 incoming |
| What’s the odds you think that it hits $5 |
| THIS MAN IS HERE TO MEET A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL |
| Bear hunter must've lost a ton of money, he won't shut the fuck up today 🤌 |
| SNSE |
| Surely we're not gearing up for another oktober-meat-fest? |
| Sure. The bubble popping doesn't mean the tech is going anywhere it will just decide who the real winners are. |
| 45. Got around 60s |
| whichever way, but especially if it goes up, I wouldn't be surprised if MM bring it back to closing price to burn option holders/retail |
| Huh. First fart fetishist I’ve seen in my life. |
| Ambiguity does nothing for me. See you in the gulag tomorrow |
| You still have a chance to get an erection, baby |
| They can't make any money and it costs $100 to drive to the theater now to buy some $25 popcorn\n\n |
| #Old dumb TVs are way better than modern "smart TVs". These days it takes 5-10 seconds for a channel to load up. It used to load up immediately. LMAO🤌 |
| you know the answer to that |
| The economy needs to go up somehow! |
| Pics or bust? |
| SEED 2.0 CONFIRMED 🔥 |
| A lot actually |
| Negative 12.33 in gas money |
| Bers had so many opportunities to change in the past 2 years, I feel so bad for them |
| Still going up my g. Where is my dip? |
| https://www.amazon.com/How-Be-Funny-Techniques-Intelligence/dp/B0CLHGSTJL/ref=asc_df_B0CLHGSTJL?hvadid=80401998412438&hvnetw=s&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=m&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=78981&hvtargid=pla-4584001472599565&psc=1\n\nI got you, fam |
| https://preview.redd.it/876h6e6f8fwg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abfbf05eca33588efd2fdbc3a93cb9c18cabb986\n\nSmall potatoes 🤷🏾♂️ |
| Huh, I wonder where the comment went 🥸 |
| #My girlfriend goes to school in Canada, you wouldn't know her LMAO🤌 |
| do you think RTX will have positive earnings? +5%, maybe iran war already priced in |
| "I'd rather be old as fuck and not give a fuck about the world after I die soon than be young and trying to have a world to live in for the next 80+ years"\n\n\nOk boomer |
| Are you living in the boonies? Here around Toronto, it's like around 2 mill. Couple of hours away in the middle of nowhere and it's still 1m plus. And this is a weaker market. 300k might buy you a shed that has running water and electricity, maybe. |
| We need more Luigi’s. Shit is criminal |
| Rddt |
| Been waiting for the right sign to start buying puts on CAR.. Saw an article tonight how ‘it’s the MOASS’ - finally! |
| If fake meat pumps to 7ish again this week I will put a fake meat sausage in my rectum |
| How many? |
| Depends on how many black turtlenecks he owns |
| THE MEAT STRIKES AGAIN 🍖 |
| RDDT. Could double in a few months—and if you hold a few years, potentially 5-10x. |
| Bigly. Haven't you heard of Johnny Appleseed |
| Merry 4/20 you filthy degenerates! |
| #This is just like that time I lost my wallet in Italy.\n\n#*family guy style cutaway begins* LMAO🤌 |
| r/confidentlyincorrect |
| Didn’t they signed a deal and it’s being contested by Microsoft? Just need to wait for the result. |
| Makes more sense to have a product design CEO than a manufacturing CEO |
| I need to learn to stop trading in the first 30 mins because I get too excited - really bite me today |
| All the money they saved by gimping my pro account and forcing me to wait before they can collect some more tokens. |
| I will not be buying at 60 or 70 or 80 or any other number between 1 - 110,000. |
| A lot of dummies in here |
| Up 10% on simulated meat. |
| Puts fckd |
| I would be retiring 20 years early if it does lol |
| who tf is jumping into a pump and dump |
| Ah, of course. I forgot this was a casino |
| your puts were fuk the moment you bought them |
| SPY dropped from 690 to 630.\n\nBTC dropped from 120k+ to like 55-60k or whatever.\n\nTHAT IS FUCKING WHY |
| Is John apple gonna be as good as Tim apple? |
| in base 9. |
| I mean, that is how the vast majority of last names were created so it does have precedent. Can’t wait to see John Daytrader and Jane Broker on the street. |
| genuinely what should I buy w 3k and just wanna leave it for a few months |
| rtx earning play |
| Stock's been shaky lately but John will Ternus around! Hey-o |
| basically every piece of good news has been cancelled and we got a......... \n\n\*checks notes\* \n\n\-0.2% day to break the cycle of +14% in one week |
| Only after I pull them out slow like |
| I'm sure Iran will thin of some way to accept the surrender of the scattered tribes and factions of Fallout America. |
| There* |
| Did i just sleep through a trigonomitry class again |
| Wb apple shoes lineups? |
| Solvent green is people! |
| Any news expected tn or are my puts fucked |
| im inside!! |
| Buy buy |
| WOW Thats super retarded |
| Special pump forces deployed in the market, boarding and ceasing all puts. Only calls allowed to profit. |
| dude this shit is scaring the f outta me, this looks like late cycle garbage.... flowers.com? Beyond Meat? All Birds? QQQ rsi above 71? I may be wrong but wtf this has to chill |
| Replaced by Apple Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's daughter. She was born for this. |
| Thincter |
| "Oh no I made money"\n\nShut the fuck up |
| Long live John Appleseed! |
| Sure but my bag got no time to wait |
| Been shorting and will continue |
| your fault for trading on outsider info better luck next time |
| oil will go to $300/barrel...\n\n\nin 2070 🤣🤣 |
| That’s the actual plot of the book “Jennifer Government” by Max Barry |
| #It's 2050 and the entire world is run by Google. The planet's name is changed to Google Earth. LMAO🤌 |
| Endless money printing and rampant inflation along with the rest of the world dumping US treasuries. Time to SHINE ✨ |
| ooooo that’s a tough one |
| If you’re thinking about jumping into CAR, I strongly advise not to |
| Out of all the AI relationships, I think the AMZN<->Anthropic one is the strongest to pay attention to.. It was around the time that Project Rainier came on that Anthropic started to pull away from the pack. |
| CAR now has a $6 (1%) spread ah. |
| Apple controls the hardware. In order to get AI, you need hardware. The guy was also in charge of watches from 2022- current so Johnny Appleseed has done well. |
| I got something more important to discuss than the Tim Apple news. I just got back from seeing Project Hail mary. Excellent movie. Way better than the piece of shit Mario Galaxy. K Pop demon hunters is pretty close to being as good as Hail mary too. |
| Iran not talking.... give em two more weeks! |
| wait this is actually a pretty sad day in the stock world |
| Welcome to easy credit |
| The most advanced of the tribesman will bring claude to negotiate on his behalf |
| Or you could just buy equities. |
| if he doesn't the stock goes to 0 |
| 420 karma on 4/20 😮💨 |
| maybe this John Ternus can actually invent something new and not copy something from Andoird LMAOOOO!!!!!! |
| All corrections have been blockaded. Only mooning allowed to pass through the Strait of SPY. |
| Its literally doing what it did last 3 cycles\n\nI know it makes no sense but here we are |
| Who can even keep track of all the ai deals |
| Market rotating into popcorn and fake meat… What is this? 2021? |
| Huh, 🤔 .\n\nI guess fuck you fuck me fuck us. lol no degenerate plays |
| There’s some small caps Bears have been clinging on to. |
| But how can a leaderless collection of tribes surrender? |
| Sold everything but my bags SOFI and NKLR now give us a market crash 🤌 |
| This was a beautiful thread🥲 |
This is why I am poor and they are not:\n\n\----------------------------\n\nCommerce Secretary Howard Lutnick's sons could be making 3 to 5x returns on every dollar they spent buying tariff refund rights. \n\nCantor Fitzgerald, now run by Lutnick's sons Brandon and Kyle, was buying tariff refund claims from companies at 20 to 30 cents on the dollar. \n\nThe firm told clients it had "capacity to trade up to several hundred million" in these claims.\n\nThey confirmed at least one $10 million trade was already executed as of July 2025. They said they expected that number to "balloon in the coming weeks." That was 9 months ago.\n\nToday those claims are worth 100 cents on the dollar. The refund portal is live, $166 billion in refunds are being processed.\n\nIf Cantor bought $100 million in refund rights at 25 cents on the dollar, they spent $25 million. \n\nThey now collect $100 million from the government. That is a $75 million profit. A 300% return.\n\nIf they scaled to "several hundred million" as they told clients they could, the profits run into the hundreds of millions. \nSOURCE:  https://x.com/BullTheoryio/status/2046317416255463578 x.com |
| Who tf is John Ternus and does he suck dick? |
| It’ll still be a pita to find anything there |
| My bad. I forgot to change the sheets. |
| lol |
| Better than a gooner? |
| bro you were up like 60-80k |
| Prolly just like the yellow basic lays |
| What does that have to do with spy buddy |
| So that was a mess earlier |
| your tims are cooked at open |
| Be strong. ASTS is a cult. unless you sell CSP for 60 and get $10 in the next few months |
| A Billy and Mandy meme in this sub?? Truly the economy has got to be improving |
| No bro |
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| I dare you to short it then? |
| Probably a good reason why it was in the back of the files |
| That's a real breakout |
| As a PSA I will not bee buyin at $110k. |
| I think they picked this time period because they knew the stocks were so tuned up it wouldn't drop. |
| Of course this AMZN news gets announced AH. |
| Not necessarily. What if tomorrow NVDA announces a phone? Do you put all your engineers into AI or something else? Tim didn't want to face these challenges. |
| Much rather be a boomer than a doomer |
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| do i buy AVIS for continuation of short squeeze? institutional investors are squeezing it right now 👀 |
| Spy 643 soon |
| TSA strike |
| #is there even any air left for cash gang to punch? |
| \t\n“Iran's top negotiator: Trump is seeking to turn negotiating table into a table of surrender”\n\nHe’s not wrong he’s just early |
| If the sex is really good! |
| Nations like Russia and North Korea are using it to bypass sanctions. |
| What about gyna and Japan? |
| Getting ratfucked by theta, probably |
| Drinkable burgers? |
| 🤔 thanks |
| Yes |
| Joke’s on the market. I’m already insolvent |
| QQQ 655 BBY |
| If no one takes profit we just keep mooning higher and higher. Even red opens take us back to ath in afterhours |
| AVAV |
| Not entirely true, Pepsi co reduced prices on Lays potato chips a little bit. That should be good enough for the poors LMAO |
| No, he will just go back to his maiden name. |
| This could be bad for Apple, on the other hand, this could be good for Apple. |
| I'm sorry but with a phase like; " A.I. is NOT a bubble" ... you lost me. Absolutes are pure BS in the investment markets. No one can predict the future anymore. I used to be able to, but that gash darn Lex Luther got hold of some kryptonite and fed it to me! :(\n\nI've been a professional investor for over 50 years and the number of times these pundits have said this or that is not a bubble - well it's time to consider shorting the market. I say 'consider' because market euphoria can last a long time.\n\nLet's just say investors common sense market sensors should be on high alert when 'so called' pundits, (I call them BS'ers), say; ".XXXXX is NOT a bubble" |
| We’ll all be shithole kings! |
| Getting so many TACOS's he's gonna single handedly solve world hunger |
| This actually just might work. Won’t take much momentum / sentiment shift for this thing to take off |
| today was lame as shit\n\nHow the hell is a man supposed to eat in this market? |
| Sold my leaps that I held from a 65% loss to break even before close you’re welcome |
| Where is my goon gang? ✋ |
| It’s up 20% from the lows and there’s many-a-bag holder at higher prices. Needs time to digest the move |
| Look at ah. You will see tomorrow |
| It told me I was dumb 😔 |
| Look at eBay chart instead |
| anyone open new position today? |
| **BREAKING**: UK AND FRANCE BEGIN DUMPING US TREASURIES\n\nhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/HGYaLXUb0AAFBxb?format=jpg&name=900x900 |
| Are going to UNH or GUH tomorrow? |
| That is wild, we have a nutcase here who owns .25% of a multi billion dollar corp randomly posting lol 😂 |
| why isn't anyone talking about the amzn/anthropic deal |
| "That's an excellent point, and exactly the type of thinking you should be doing..." |
| Imagine watching BTC melt up to $100k, while you sighed, shit posted, and punched air the whole way up, before finally buying in at $110k. |
| It will only excerbate the K shaped economy even moreso. Asset holding class is gonna eat while the working class gets fucked again for free |
| Honest question. Do I sell all my $NBIS shares? |
| I agree mostly 👍 |
| Literally just saw this comparison of Cook vs Jobs. Ternus will have a bigger ship to steer but let’s see what happens! [Cook vs Jobs tenure](https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXXjWlZgbC7/?igsh=MTF2Z2psdXlmaG02cg==) |
| 50,000 bears used to live here. Now it's a ghost town |
| This time is different! |
| SPY gonna end the day positive LOOOL |
| Yep, this post was a perfect encapsulation of the Bear hysteria. Knew it had to be the bottom. |
| Calls in the morning |
| Capital One’s CEO is named Rich Fairbank |
| Not really. People will always buy Apple. You think people gonna switch in mass from the Apple phone? |
| Heat |
| #TLDR\n\n---\n\nTicker: ZS\n\nDirection: Up 🚀\n\nPrognosis: Long ZS at ~$135 (Downside priced in, massive upside ignored)\n\nCatalyst: Millions of AI agents spamming API calls that desperately need zero-trust security. \n\nWall Street's IQ: Room temperature (treating the absolute bouncer of the AI club as an "AI victim"). |
| r/spacedicks |
| Not falling for that one again |
| #The dumbest person you know is being told "you are absolutely right" by ChatGPT right now LMAO🤌\n\n#On a totally unrelated note, ChatGPT always agrees with me which means I must be a genius. LMAO🤌 |
| Love this type of red day. Opens the door for a rip up into the week and didn’t really hurt any of my stocks cause the small caps were still green. |
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| Checking in |
| My eyes must be deceiving me then lol, happened 3 times today |
| Johnny Appleseed LFGGGG |
| Rich\n\nHe feels very rich |
| Fuck I missed out on asts. Was waiting for such opportunity but did not buy. God damn, now I will fomo in some BS stock and get burned |
| Heat |
| Lol no |
| Small red day to reset the counter now another 12 green days. 🤤 |
| Celebrating day 1 of this new bear market with some delicious medium rare chicken and red Gatorade |
| No we are not seeing that |
| UwU |
| Its such a sleeper stock, no one talks about it here 😭😭 |
| Msft what a POS |
| Hello |
| Anyone notice that orange goo dripping from joe kernan’s lips? |
| One thing I can 100% guarantee, the market will remain irrational longer than you retards can remain solvent |
| Hello |
| Fuck this made my laugh way too hard |
| Yeah fake tits are very disappointing. Not the same at all |
| 12% spy growth MoM gives us spy 1200 by october literally golden age.\n\nWe’ve solved the market |
| A little smile started taking shape then I saw that you lost less than 25% and still have almost 100k left. Gotta do better |
| Holy Beegeebers Batman. They're buyin the CAR $750 calls expiring Friday for $25+ |
| Did Apple stock drop yet? |
| What’s this from |
| How do we feel about UUUU |
| Because Apple is at a point in time where the next idea is not as simple as crapping out the next phone. Tim was like "nah" and is forcing the new guy to figure it out. Basically Tim never took risks or innovated shit. |
| Ok I get the different responsibilities of a Chairman vs. CEO\n\nBut please ELI5 what an **Executive** Chairman does vs a CEO.\n\nAnd isn't it a red flag when a CEO immediately moves to be Chairman at the same company? |
| Buy some Nuka cola while you're there |
| Anybody buying INTC calls on this nice dip? |
| enjoy retirement tim apple |
| I been there before😔 |
| I bought $10k of AMC at $20 AMA |
| Is there a good fallout shelter company that is publicly traded? Just curious, no reason for asking. |
| Same. But “it’s like the dollar, but worse” is not really an intriguing pitch, ya know. It’s also pretty telling too that nearly every bitcoin booster has abandoned the whole “currency” thing in exchange for the “store of value” narrative. |
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| Really wild. Also, why, why, why can I never be in a short squeeze like that? |
| See bers, you got your red day. Happy? |
| Damn, might actually end green by eod |
| At least it’s bigger than mine |
| Its a good thing that investing now is not necessarely about now but about later. \n\nThey still own the best patented sat2cell tech on the globe. And space shit blowing up and fails happens in this industry. |
| Market gonna rip tomorrow because stock market goes up 90% of the time simple math |
| Because we’re in a huge fucking BULL market with wind at our back. Calls |
| If you feel like bers are winning, zoom out. |
| Jack Welch made short term decisions to boost stock his entire tenure and then dipped when it was unmanageable. Jeff was handed an unfixable mess. |
| so tomorrow cuz TACO? |
| Last I saw, they were actually profitable. Compared to where they were at when all of the shenanigans happened, that’s definitely a turnaround. I’m not saying they’re going to get much bigger or anything, just that they’re going to survive. |
| Just checked the performance in my gambling account. Up 223% since March 31st and 4% ytd. Probably should go to cash for a bit but I won’t. |
| Everybody has known this was happening for at least a year. Ternus was also the presumed CEO in waiting. No news here. |
| R we not seeing spy reject 710? |
| https://preview.redd.it/rnkc4a706fwg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33770e16a8aa654dab7dfe0d8926a7454f9f57e4 |
| 🥭 solves world hunger |
| Beyond beverage isn’t bad tbh 😯 |
| Cook Computing |
| Based on the reports that Trump wanted to open the briefcase and use the codes ... all in on URA |
| OP you are actually retarded |
| Close one eye |
| So we are casually back to Friday close |
| What kind of taco are we getting if we’re pumping before the tweet 🤔 |
| Thank you to whoever bought my GDX puts ❤️ |
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| Green by open\n\n(practicing for later) |
| I will never get tired of people who don’t understand how oil futures work telling me that there is going to be a short squeeze and then deleting their accounts when it gaps down. |
| if i had to guess though, i would say up |
| There are none over there!!! ALT+F4 that hoe |
| The gains will continue to increase, until morale goes also up! |
| I have $50k in the money leaps, I'll be ok |
| If you’re making 104% per trade brother you can replace our commander in chief |
| Gains are gains baby! |
| Gotta stick to your investment rules |
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| We need to get into those signal chats |
| #Joby's business model is basically "people will be ok with sitting in giant drones and flying to places" LMAO🤌 |
| Hmm one number is bigger than the other |
| JUST DO IT!!!!\n\n$NIKE |
| brilliant |
| He was selected by Mr Tim buybacks. He will be more of the same. |
| buying both tesla calls and puts are pretty obvious for this ER. big move incoming, just not sure which way |
| Go Gold Go!!! |
| BEARS LMAO. YET ANOTHER WEEKEND WHERE BEARS PREDICT A MASSIVE DUMP, BUT THEIR PUTS GET DUMPED INSTEAD😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
| ~~Moon~~ Goon time |
| Not a doomer but company outlook’s not in the best place rn |
| Even as a permabull I have to say…this market is retarded |
| OK Tim. Time to check on them nuggets. |
| what a solemn moment, tim apple passing the torch to john apple |
| I guess you can argue that they are Cooked… |
| Godspeed Tim Apple. I retired early because of you. 🙂 |
| Genius |
| Priced in. |
| You mean 🦍 |
| Tiny Tim... bubble bubble pop! |
| +.17% |
| Did you mean dong? 😳 |
| Okay, but despite the dot com bubble, the internet is still the most important and valuable tool in the world. Also several of the biggest companies in the world today were either part of that bubble or were formed shortly after. \n\nMany ai companies will get evaporated, but also some of them will be the next Amazon. |
| Innovation isn't the only thing that matters. Marketing and branding can be equally important. Apple didn't invent Bluetooth headphones, yet they still made insane amounts of profit on AirPods. |
| Afraid the market may be suffering from severe TDS |
| Corn mooning. Celebrating by ordering some elote cuz WE EATING GOOD TODAY UH HUH |
| Ripping this fucking bong rn |
| We eating (fake) steak tn boyss |
| The blind squirrel finds an acorn… |
| What? |
| Oh look almost back to flat already. Being bearish is dick-rippingly hard for no reason.\n\n\nEverything: Terrible\n\n\nMarket: Sure but maybe one day it won't be. Also I found a heads up penny today 🙂 SPY +12% |
| Did u just have this already downloaded who even made this |
| Tim Apple will now be called: Timmmmah. |
| TACO Tuesday Eve |
| I have 45 June calls\n |
| Russia removes flight restrictions to Iran. This seems like actual evidence on where the negotiations are at. |
| Cus the 🌮 is coming |
| How can they taco on a monday |
| everyone just then makes money, there's nothing to dislike |
| Had to sell in those two weeks cuz of your fat losses huh? |
| New here? |
| LOL BERS |
| 1200 dollars of gas money |
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| Bols are absolutely unstoppable!! |
| You can literally see the market coiling for a huge pump. LMFAO |
| Why is spy ripping AH |
| TACOs incoming, any minute now... |
| The trajectory starts now |
| So you cut it off? |
| Trading discords are just silly pyramid schemes |
| My calls aren’t cooked just yet 😈 |
| That's a ticker with some meme potential, for sure |
| The north remember |
| Fake meat lottos are printing |
| Odds Netflix hits 140 by June |
| Buying calls until Powell sweet chin music’s this market into oblivion before leaving chair. Then we buy poots. |
| Can't the price just go up for a little bit after I buy so I can feel rad for a few minutes? |
| Bro I just want Siri not to suck okay? Let me dream 😭😭 |
| **GREEN LMAO** |
| You want to negotiate end of a war in a place that sounds like “Is**m is bad”? |
| BERS how many times have you been warned. Be optimistic about life and join the BOLS even if nothing makes sense. |
| What's it look like when the short sell restriction is lifted though? It's been restricted since this morning and will be into tomorrow too, I believe. Then Wednesday becomes a different story. I'm not short on the stock, but there seems to be a lot of people talking about ASTS without understanding what's going on and why the stock went steady up today. Edit: some of y'all may be a scratching your heads on Wednesday, that's all. |
| Time to get some apple pie |
| not bull going up after i sold it for $5 after holding it for a year... |
| Wait.. he's a grey? 👽 |
| Wow, Timmy Apples stepping down, that'll be the end of Apple. |
| Down = only up 5% |
| They'll just steal someone elses idea and marketing hype it to all the apple fanboys at one of their cringe presentations, like they always do. |
| The amount of people in here who think that Tim Apple is really named Tim Cook is beyond comprehension |
| Sucknon deez snapples |
| How do i buy SPY 5000 calls for january 27? |
| They don't really crawl the internet well. Now that WAF are blocking AI LLMs from crawling, and also the LLMs are getting so overwhelmed they're shortening reasoning times. |
| Nah, the next guy has it easy. Just slap "AI" onto a product and watch the stock triple. |
| Can we get a red day after 11.5% in 2 weeks??\n\nMarket: best I can do. Stupid ber |
| Yes |
| https://preview.redd.it/t3522zpy4fwg1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=464c1c3bdc0476a6e322e08c42482dcc7b6cf8cb |
| spy 730 eow just need the 1 guy to say some stuff lol |
| And oil 200 |
| E\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/r41nukjy4fwg1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00f632597ac695763493514270bc1813dbd600ba |
| Why is no one in this group talking about CAR stock ? Literally the same as AMC ? |
| Fr. If you’re not a nepo teenager posting a 500k position or loss consider your shit removed |
| wah tim apple? 🙁 |
| Now we have iPhone 18 with a new charger. Puts |
| It’s been a while since the industry has had a good jerk |
| man, the S&P is gearing for a +3-5% candle.... |
| Think the biggest takeaway here for me is:\n\nWhat if all the companies who were over leveraged in OpenAI, just abandon it..? \n\nWhat happens to OpenAi , Altman & those company losses? \n\nIs Anthropic just gonna be the new kid in town or? |
| What does bankruptcy have to do with calls? |
| tomorrow or wednesday better be +-2% to make up for todays gheyness or I quit (go broke) |
| They are eating noname brand noodles |
| #Remember when a company's stock would pump if Sydney Sweeney appeared on their ad? LMAO🤌 |
| No, then they're wrong and left far more money on the table and there are plenty of actual stats about it now. \n\nThis is WSB, either post gains or losses. Instead it's $0 b/c no risk taken, no reward. |
| W AMD |
| Why does this TV screenshot look like it's from 2008? |
| Giving blowies behind a Wendy's will always be there for you as a backup business plan so don't worry. |
| Hows your shorts bear |
| Had Jobs doing somersaults six feet under. |
| The PDT rule/designation is being removed altogether. There is no minimum equity value in the newly adopted intraday margin structure, save for what was already in FINRA rule 4210 regarding margin accounts: $2,000 (can be cash or marginable securities). |
| Small caps with new highs while they technically flatlined spy to not make the pump obvious. \n\nTuesday spy 730 not a meme, followed by 750 wed, 810 thurs and 900 friday. \n\nSpy 2100 by october. |
| Maybe, but tech stuff is where the value is in AI right now. People using it to make apps that in turn make money, etc \n\nPeople using it for movie recommendations (no offense) are not likely to convert to paying users. But they also use way less compute than someone building an app does, hence why Anthropic is so compute constrained. |
| $Bull is running |
| My prediction:\n\nCeasefire expires with no deal\n \nIsrael fires missiles within 4 hours after the ceasefire expired renewing fears of WW3\n\nSPY hits 800\n |
| Fuck that hick Tim Apple |
| godspeed brother |
| Ran the company into a ditch and now he is getting out. |
| *As a PSA my weed Stonks did not moon on 4/20.* |
| My wife’s boyfriend will attest that I do know what the word means. |
| lol wsb always finds a way to turn global chaos into a ticker, respect honestly |
| happy 4/20 to everyone in this chat, ya'll kept me alive |
| I'm here to provide wall street with more data about how to fuck us over |
| Lol him giving a pedophile a gold trophy already aged this poorly |
| "My God, that's wonderful." classic Mr. White. |
| Good riddance. My left testicle had more innovation than Tim Apple. |
| I’m missing the CAR AI play. New software to scan cars in/out, fleet management and maintenance, AI assistant. All of these exist in some way prior. What is something new or intuitive to their business? I have no fomo. |
| can't wait to invest in pets.ai |
| futes futing |
| They can't. They're always right but early. |
| Ben is a moron he’s gonna bankrupt them within 5 years |
| # BIG BOOTY LATINAS WILL BRING WORLD PEACE. |
| #You can kiss my true blue, born-and-bred, red-white-blue, stars-and-stripes, freedom lovin All American ass LMAO🤌🦅🗽🍔🏈🤠🇺🇸 |
| Do they have an ibathtub in the box or do you need to buy that separately |
| Wait, you're supposed to use hands? |
| You got the comments section confused with your mirror, friend |
| Let the bull run continue |
| Seems unlikely, especially with Amazon's anthropic news |
| What? That's my whole buisness plan. Hopefully im not screwed |
| I’m still waiting on mine, do you need to have the Robinhood banking to get the card? |
| Yes, simple tasks are 100% slower. bigger tasks and reasoning is in the minutes. |
| down market this week |
| I thought the headset was the last Jobs idea they had in the filing cabinet. (Notice he left it in the filing cabinet.) |
| Investors will love it. Thats why calls |
| Did they fire Tim Cooked again???? |
| That makes sense, thx for the reply |
| ASTS 110 wen? |
| You know they are going to create robots you can hunt. That's fucked up. \n\nP Diddy edition coming soon. He's slippery |
| Got out of my HIMS 40C 1 May position. May regret that, but I got out +98%. |
| Definitely feels like a re-run lol |
| The current Google CEO's last name literally translates to "begging" in Tamil which I always thought was funny. |
| [uh...](https://i.redd.it/7voml1ufz4pz.jpg) |
| Crackberry |
| “We think you’re going to love him” |
| Getting stoned and playing vidya. |
| You guys posting this are regarded through and through. It's simple: Either get on board, or buy international tech or VXUS. Good luck. |
| They went pretty silent very quickly |
| Bulls in control but they’re drunk and can barely navigate. Bers rly thot they had the connected controller. You’re forever player 2. Never forget this. |
| Think he has 3 legs. His wife confirmed. |
| brother is making huge profit |
| its a waazi its a woozi |
| Alabama |
| Lurking I'm sure. |
| Gold pumping |
| Zip it, pal |
| The fact that the market wasn’t that red today means that I think the market behavior on tacos is gonna flip. If he starts easing tensions then the strait stays closed longer which is bearish, if he starts escalating then strait stays closed shorter which is bullish. \n\n\nYou heard it here first. Sitting out short term plays tomorrow to see |
| The finest sequence of events I've seen on Reddit in a very long time, well done sir |
| Apple is cooked. |
| Cant believe this sperm won |
| Sometimes it's not about winning, it's the art of the chase. \n\n |
| Nintendo's former CEO was literally named Bowser. You're not gonna beat that |
| I place calls like that lady says and then in dude where’s my car |
| Dont feel bad -25k here still from last year lmao shoulda sold before earnings |
| https://preview.redd.it/spg89j714fwg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=241d31f4b2d9b77e156fbc2d1b41f10d43871bc9 |
| Just got unbanned, myself. Mods think they are actual officers of the law. |
| Forget the stocks. Grow your own. |
| Where are the asts doomers 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| They're adding removable batteries back to phones! |
| They will be the egg main. |
| ICoffee beans 70$ a month. |
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| But then all the way back down within 2 hours. If it stays up more than 4 hours you have to consult a professional about how to handle too much pump causing a possible short squeeze. |
| They lock people into their ecosystem with things like Imessage, they release the same phone in different colors year after year while increasing its price. Plus they gave up on the AI gimmick all the rest of the competitors are doing. \n\nI for one would switch but my wife and her boyfriend don’t want to download a third party app to track my location. |
| Not really. |
| Wen Taco ? |
| Claude is meh for anything outside of tech stuff I asked for movie recommendations and it straight up lied to me |
| Bears are bulls that missed loading the multiple 10% corrections dumbass mangoe has gifted us |
| Apparently they don't work and it sucks. |
| >as price for computing goes to zero\n\nAre we sure about that? |
| they work together to make money manipulating the market my friend- its all a fugazi |
| *My ALK calls did not age well. Fuck.* |
| 🥭 announcement tomorrow before market open just in time for taco Tuesday |
| I am under no pressure whatsover |
| BTC ain't doing shit with respect to that. It's too cumbersome for traditional banking and payments. Everyone just keeps hoarding it, with the exception of some money laundering and shadow economy (and even for that, other crypto currencies may be better, from the technological point of view). |
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| Suleimani. Head of the IRGC and politically powerful too. He was busy in Syria and Iraq, which is why they killed him. |
| Username checks out. |
| That’s a fair point, but if you look at the data it says otherwise. People are switching from Android to iPhone at the bigger rate, rather than the other way round. \n\nAlso brand loyalty and retention is like 90-95% with Apple. And much lower with android. \n\nIf I’m also being honest I don’t care for Ai on my iPhone, and I think a lot of others feel the same. |
| The tickers being shouted out right now high key reminds me of Q3 25 😬 |
| What about burrito? |
| I bought calls today, I’m probably too early but hey, “I like the stock” lol |
| S&P makeup is changing, this is the year of <100bn companies fighting it out |
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| Blackberry? |
| They did not secure enough compute early enough. |
| Prove your username |
| !banbet WDC 360 1w |
| I think its funny how Iran said they were not interested in another round of peace talks, but they are sending delegation to peace talks in Pakistan soon.\n\nBoth US and Iranian administrations are really trying to cloud the media. Neither can be trusted. |
| Metals shat the bed today 💩 |
| https://preview.redd.it/6vtlvcwp3fwg1.png?width=1068&format=png&auto=webp&s=b464fa8d280048c7e50824a1c768f28edc7d6bb9\n\nEventually leads to this... |
| Im seeing them in concert soon, so freaking excited! |
| Why are they all grabbing each others Atari CX40 joysticks? |
| When's the AI scare this month? |
| Well Tim Apple just became the CEO. Tim Microsoft, congrats |
| They have a post history, but it's silver and a certain ai shoe company. They might not be a bot, but I'm willing to bet they're paying someone for access to a 'trading' discord |
| You really think "most" Americans have a shit deal? Where else would you rather live? |
| Just admit you made $0 money cuz you're a bear instead. |
| What’s the best ETF for Chinese marathon robots? |
| In my opinion Tim Apple lacked creativity but he did 10x Apple within 15 years which is incredible.\n\nHoping for John Apple to have similar success |
| That's speculation, not investment. You can only make money on speculation if someone else loses money (who gets in later), and your odds of getting in early are pretty low. |
| Florida |
| tim took apple from the innovative cool company to the everyday household item brand. |
| # He totally fucked the new guy cause their next innovation is going to have to be really creative. |
| Anthropic is? |
| This is what makes psilocybin stocks that much more appealing |
| That’s exactly my concern. At what point would the US start using gold reserves? Is it accessible by executive order? Oil reserves seem to work that way. |
| Short oil with one account, pump equities with another, accept cheap oil deliveries, flood the market with a moderate mark up profit, close short, profit off oil, short equities, 10x your oil profit, pump equities off lows for a new ATH of spy 850 before midterms while siphoning the 3tril profit you made into your qatari account.\n\nThe plan is set. |
| I head PH “Adsense” pays well |
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| !banbet COHR 330 1w |
| Jonathan turntits better pump Apple like Timmy did |
| I do wish they'd focus on making Siri's AI better though. Plus all the apple ads I see mention "Apple intelligence" so it does seem like it's high up on their agenda. |
| I bet they go all AI too. |
| I don't see any company above $2T being able to moonshot to a new innovation. That will never happen. Larger companies have less risk appetite. They did try virtual glasses but it's just not the time yet for these glasses, not just Apple.\n\nEven Nvidia's new generation of GPUs are meh, it's just demand that is keeping their valuation.\n\n |
| I need msft up 10% by 9 am |
| Only for Anthropic to give them 10% of theirs |
| to where china? |
| John Appleseed |
| Amzn should invest in All Birds |
| Bigly |
| Tim cooked but now his Ternus over |
| I need an emergency taco right away |
| The PC industry has always had killer mail in rebates. |
| I dont think that word means what you think it means. |
| Rip tim apple |
| You can make jewelry out of gold and it has some industrial uses. But most of its current value is dumb speculation from people who are still holding onto gold's historic use as physical money due to being a metal that doesn't tarnish. In other words, yes because it is shiny. |
| $DGXX will reprice and its going to rocket, I strongly believe this |
| Will he Ternus into millionaires? |
| Wallstreet magic |
| BB is going to provide security for robots 🤖 \n\nBeep bop beep bop |
| only thing that matters is if the new ceo will go all out and spend on "AI" lol |
| Win/win for amazon. Unless Anthropic no longer exists before reinvesting |
| That's how you make a living, right? |
| The true product of the market is only the market. It exists only to feed and serve itself. |
| taco bell ? |
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| Hope the new guy brings back iPhone manufacturing from India. |
| let them eat cake |
| They used to be fun now they blow |
| What? |
| They get a good chunk off one bad fill. If you do 2-3 funds and rebalance once a year, they're in the money within a year or two |
| I cant take guys that say taco seriously |
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| I imagine Trump is sitting in a room right now filled with fake gold. Fresh diaper on, diet coke in hand, lukewarm McDonald's fish filet being delivered by some semi retired pleb trying to pay for obscene medical expenses. Cable news playing softly in the background, as his dementia riddled brain struggles to form his latest sundowning induced tweet that will decide if I make money tomorrow or lose my ass. This modern world sure is something. |
| Somehow my portfolio closed +$9.6k today. 🤷♂️ |
| This is the way |
| Bears are just bulls looking for a discount |
| > missing AI completely.\n\nWhat ai success are they missing out on? |
| Bears get one tiny red day that didn’t even break us out of the bull trend and they flood the chat 💀 |
| Nice, they should stream it on porn hub |
| Slap an apple on it = 🤑🤑 |
| I really like CMPS. |
| Sounds like a new dumb and dumber movie. |
| Maybe they should raise the price again that'll help |
| Maybe reverse split |
| Green is green. Can get a good Wendy's meal with that |
| Made $345 on puts today selling early thankfully. Still down massively on my $sqqq shares but slowly selling them off. What’s the next move bitter bears? |
| Why are these mods such cucks? Every discussion I post gets taken down with a 3 word explanation |
| US Treasury working so hard to short Oil Futes so countries can come scoop up said futes at a cheaper price before Oil continues its Bull Run. So generous. So vulnerable to a catastrophic shorty squeeeeeeeee. |
| They do. I have everything mac. What I mean is that many Chinese brands have better cameras, better AI integration, etc. Apple can only mantain the hype lead for so long before customers switch due to lack of actual innovation. \n\nThis guy comes from an Engineering background. It is said that he is the person that will bring Apple to the next stage, hence why it's good for the stock. \n\nTim Apple was just a salesman, he did a lot, bit Apple now needs younger blood and to try new things. |
| Infinitely rolling out and up, for a net credit. Market truly be insane. |
| Is it just me or does the guy that lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue have TACO's more than anybody you know? |
| Tastes like paper |
| Aren’t we all in a way? 🥵 |
| bruh the ai bubble getting wild, amazon just throwing money at everything with "artificial intelligence" in name these days\n\n \nmy portfolio been bleeding but least i can make some fire beats while watching these numbers go crazy |
| FD&C or D&C? |
| I had CRDU hehe sold them all today though, 100% up in like 30 days. |
| I have made money on puts in the past 9 trading sessions in a row. \nI just realized I may be super retarded. \nIf so, does this give me membership to a special club? \nI would like the particulars please. |
| The real LPT |
| People are not interested in Psychedelics anymore?😆 I thing after 🥭 signed executive order , CMPS, HELP, GHRS are mooning . The question is “ can they compete with ABBV or LLY?” |
| friday |
| I've lost out on millions of gains because I would theta-gang.\n\n\nLiterally... \n\n\nIt's not worth it. \nI'd highly recommending to stop. \nSell otm csp if you're that bullish and then swing the shares. \n\n\nAs a mentor of mine would say, it is nothing but artificial comfort. |
| Meanwhile I am streaming on a flight |
| Project Appleseed? \n\n(Don't Google that and certainly don't go to any events) |
| Money is devalued now. It’s different this time around |
| Any bears still alive? |
| I think you'd have better luck with wolfspeed. Good luck! |
| But who holds the cards? |
| I have been seeing so many comments about CAR. think you are one of the bots |
| This is like a horror movie! You looking back and them all staring hungrily 😂 |
| kinda wanna take a shot of red 40 or blue 2 just to see what it would taste like |
| But did you buy the dippedydip? |
| They do pretty good, but I wouldn’t consider them a company that I entirely trust with my privacy. A lot of it is marketing. |
| Lmao yeah right |
| Congrats. You deserve Wendy’s for dinner |
| whats wrong with that\n\nmaybe something will drip down to the msft asshats |
| Huh I was gonna guess wednesday |
| He can carry those losses to future years. |
| Only 30% also lmao. All this needs to do is hold and when they start covering. Oof |
| Expect to see AMD jump in and give 10% of the company to Anthropic. |
| Guess Tuesday |
| You think they’re going to AWS? |
| I've been using it, they're exhibiting signs that support they're compute constrained. |
| Are we not allowed to talk about $CAR and Avis here? It’s gone crazy yet I see nothing on here |
| Easy: 19th October 2026. |
| I-toaster coming soon |
| Every available share is shorted due |
| tuesday? |
| I don’t think there are enough threads announcing Apple’s CEO change. If you guys can create a couple more, and maybe flood the daily with couple more posts, then that would be great. Thanks |
| Bols please pump SPY to 715 tomorrow. I’m dying to buy puts again |
| I would like to thank ASTS for the $70 I made while at work today |
| The entire history of market growth is setting new ATHs. |
| Iran speaker gloating they have pokemon cards. Hope JD takes his collection so they can swap any dupes. |
| I will miss Tim Apple and Jpow daddy |
| It’s disgustingly over valued it’s just puts are gunna cost a lot cause of IV |
| Until you look at how many pipelines go in other directions out of the Gulf |
| What happened with disney? |
| The Apple you know and love is from the Tim Apple era |
| Dont think i can til the market opens? Hope someone corrects me! Using robinhood if that matters |
| Its only 30% shorted |
| if that's your read, long vix is free money |
| October 19, 1987 - Black Monday\n\nguess what day is October 19, 2026? |
| Just now, huh? |
| Tim Apple is now Johnny Apple |
| That headset was a total piece of shit lol |
| 🥀 Gone but not forgotten |
| Japple? |
| John Apple Ternover |
| It’s just a way overvalue stock or maybe perfectly valued either way not much upside imo but I’m clueless do do you’re DD if you care enough |
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| Stop I’m gonna cum |
| Enron walked so Big Tech could run. The AI circle jerk continues |
| And then if it doesn't work then TACO TACO TACO it is!! |
| Influencers running the government lmao |
| Johnny Appleseed taking over. Appleseeds become apple trees. Apple trees have a lot of green. More green days ahead. Calls it is! |
| Exceptionally gey |
| NVDA 190 EOW 🤌 |
| And don’t put the prices back to pre tariff |
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| Apple's entire gains in this span still less than Sandisk's in the last 10 months\n\n |
| ...but I didn't.\n\n>fidelity cards have been required in most gorceries since at least 2020 **to get the discounts.** |
| That's not what value investing is.\n\nUnless you're being sarcastic, in which case it is. |
| Welch ruined corporate America but for some reason people jerk him off like he’s some kind of business genius… |
| No it's not. Lol. EIA had both WTI and Brent spot price going up the last 7 days |
| Sir I have 47 chromosomes. It’s dumb. |
| Oh shit, forgot a I was holding calls for $330 |
| Brent is fucked too .. physical is still trading around +35 over paper ... and paper collapses into physical at the end of every contract, which, for june, is set for April 30th\n\nso either brent goes to 130+ area to reflect physical being sold OR physical magically drops to paper (don't see that happening, EVEN if hormuz opens) |
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| I just dont understand how we can just keep retesting ATHs and blowing past them? I mean, war aside, is this not just incredibly weird? Where is the small correction? Like how is it going to test 710 tomorrow… |
| They feel hard |
| Amzn mooning reminds me of my favorite bezos quote - “Given a 10% chance of a 100x payoff, you should take that bet every time.” |
| Theta gang type of statement |
| Line go up. |
| He inherited the no.1 market cap company from Jobs. Now they're no. 2. \n\nJensen is probably no. 1 CEO for shareholder return. |
| 1.27% on 2.6m is mid |
| They look fkn retarded. Real tits FTW. |
| Why would you make a wartime deal with a pushover peacenik ✌️?\n\nPuts on peace. Calls on the S&P. |
| This is either smart or dumb. |
| Me too |
| 950 |
| Johnny Appleseed |
| Oh…I was not following. Prob missed the boat, but will look |
| What if i told you that there are more gae bols than gae bers |
| Terrorist negotiating with terrorist |
| Chicken or egg? |
| He totally fucked the new guy cause their next innovation is going to have to be really creative. |
| Or, as the article suggests, they are selling because the price went up so much and they own to much in comparison to other assets |
| Unless they have Mirror Force and Raigeki, I'm gonna call bs on these cards. |
| # Thank you Tim Apple. You did good. But also, some of your ideas were dogshit. |
| UNH EOD tmrw? |
| Gotta be the apple watch & Airpods too, no? |
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| So airbuds and an incremental chip improvement. |
| Do they get vested shares? |
| No |
| May he rest in peace |
| Tim Apple a day keeps the ghey bears away |
| Spy will open at 717 tomorrow morning |
| As long as my portfolio is going up that’s more important |
| All the new guy has to do is do what everyone else is doing but make it worse and charge more for it. Success guaranteed. |
| lol I got smoked |
| Look around you dude, I’m not even the original commenter or the next guy, I’m third in line and you’re holding everyone up. Just put the fries in the bag, we got shit to do. |
| They have the best selling phones, laptops and tablets. Tell me how they are not “competing”\n\nOther brands are the ones not competing here. |
| #John Apple > Tim Apple |
| Mysore masala dosa |
| Amd is a quality company |
| You forgot about the fourth line. \nThe line of pure Colombian coca I snorted off a hooker's ass. |
| Same. |
| When it’s\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/g6uytewg1fwg1.jpeg?width=1092&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeac1fdc6b2ad6e758325ff7f56cd7aad6af96b4\n\nIt’s 1997 and the CEO changes |
| They call it margin in my case |
| Same age Cook was when he took over. |
| It’s up like 6x since March |
| Feels like a good time to jump in to me. |
| Me too |
| Exactly. |
| Apparently China has sent short range tactical nukes to Iran to keep Israel in check. |
| That explains the dips aapl had, you need to chill on the tp theft. |
| Big dick energy. |
| happened last time also. companies like Walmart tell small companies to eat dick and pay the Tariff for them. so they do, then Walmart increases prices anyway, now they get a refund and the small companies try to argue with the factories in China to recoup some if any of it. small business and consumers get fukt |
| I shouldn’t buy stocks because I’m pointing out that the drop isn’t that bad? It closed at $85.53 on Friday and it closed at around $82 today. That drop is likely going to be erased as the days pass, why fret about a drop for one day? |
| AirPods and Apple Silicon happened under Cook btw |
| Nutflix. |
| Exceptionally poor |
| https://preview.redd.it/r7bkdnfi1fwg1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e402f536c098005c5e93bb2b5b2af5334cda6ceb |
| Net worth? Tell us about liquidity cuck |
| ASTS and TSLA predictions for tomorrow?? |
| Hoof you been talking to? |
| I'm ok with that even though nothing makes sense. |
| My man les go! You might see that 200 pretty soon tbh. |
| So will the new CEO need a new solid gold bribe? |
| Imagine being a ber 🤣 |
| On Schicklgruber's birthday. |
| Ionq pump? |
Not sure. Robinhood's website states you must have a minimum of $2,000 to trade on margin:  What’s the total maintenance requirement? | Robinhood What’s the total maintenance requirement? robinhood.com |
| What?! How? |
| This feed is not for dating |
| Ew |
| What about the CEO switch do we think it’s gonna go down fast? |
| Down 40% but I ain’t giving up |
| Cook Ternus…there’s gonna be some change |
| What can you tell me about breast implants? |
| He was personally responsible for all the value creation and stock appreciation for AAPL…. |
| Title unclear, bought Temus stocks. |
| Is it pink? Is it big? |
| I wasn't asking you to join me in investing in CHWY you smug idiot. |
| Damn a whole YouTube dedicated to doomer content lmao |
| didn't the Jackson's do that too? |
| Same |
| John Apple Ternover |
| what is this brother |
| where dudes talking about TSLA calls this morning? |
| 3m net worth. 30M 6’4. Immigrant. |
| bro what |
| Yeah give it to Granny Smith. |
| feels like we're about to get a summer of AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM🫴🦅 |
| \> In the next few decades\n\nLove predictions that are physically impossible to ever validate |
| Weird shit going on yxt stock\n\nCan you regarded experts look if i should full port tomorrow ? |
| Tim was an amazing ceo |
| Oil bulls start foaming at the mouth when you remind them that spot prices are falling down closer to future’s prices and not vice versa. |
| Finally… why did it take so long… |
| I support this ‼️ |
| Puts on calls |
| Tim got cooked |
| got deep ITM leaps on ARTY (35 cc expiring September). obviously regarded but maybe… |
| Could also just be Russias economy collapsing and them having to liquidate |
| Mans paid 10 thousand dollars because of some pointless line in the sand that he drew up himself . . .\n\nSome of these regards truly deserve to lose money |
| The answer is "yes", in case you still don't get it. \n\nBy definition, all current stock prices are adjusted for inflation. |
| Is AAPL cooked? |
| My biggest gain in the last 7 year was stealing toilet paper from my company and selling it online, but all my stocks still down 30% and 40% |
| I added at 77 👍 |
| https://preview.redd.it/pxicbll21fwg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6979bf46fd8560396c537564b3c3ca414cc5912d\n\n |
| Man I can’t believe avis employees are now millionaires |
| We all know you fuk your mom (aka trans dad). |
| Sure, but he kept growing the revenue and making unhealthy amount of money for all you betters! |
| You can literally feel QQQ wanting to shrek up. Its wild. 700 soon. |
| Yes |
| This subreddit just isn't for you |
| Hoof hearted? |
| >We will not negotiate with terrorists.\n\n*^(Iran on negotiating with the U.S/Israel)* |
| So when the poop hits the fan the leadership sells gold. Man, that is not a good look for gold bugs. \n\nhttps://www.mining.com/web/russian-central-bank-sold-700000-oz-of-gold-in-2026/\n |
| Iran’s Ghalibaf says country will not negotiate under ‘shadow of threats’\n\nIran’s Parliament Speaker and negotiator Mohammad Ghalibaf has said that the country will not negotiate under “threats” and hinted that it has been preparing new military capabilities in case talks fail.\n\n“Trump, by imposing a siege and violating the ceasefire, seeks to turn this negotiating table— in his own imagination— into a table of surrender or to justify renewed warmongering,” Ghalibaf said in a social media post.\n\n“We do not accept negotiations under the shadow of threats, and in the past two weeks, we have prepared to reveal new cards on the battlefield.” |
| Solid red day today means that it’s green the rest of the week. SPY 750 EOW |
| $BARRON |
| Interesting take. You're probably right. |
| Johnny 5 |
| congrats |
| Long live John Apple 🍎 |
| Less colors\n\nCalls |
| 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐 |
| We trying trickle up economics now |
| AMZN may do a Google this year.... |
| Mix of govt/TLT and protective puts. Small portion of my overall portfolio, but the payoff can/will be nice if things do turn sour. If not, I'm still heavily invested as far as my core long term holds so I can still ride this ridiculous upswing. |
| Their software is crap |
| #Dang it Bobby! This boy ain't right. LMAO🤌 |
| Hey I’m wockin |
| Would sound more serious if they didn't just open their airports today lol |
| this whole tariff refund thing is hillarious because they basically give money from the people to big companies (passed the cost down to the consumers and now profit as well) lol |
| Think about how you’re gonna have to impregnate her to get child support after you blow up your account. Always works for me |
| Ova hea |
| I bought 2 contracts for an average of .15 LOL it was worth like .60 this morning |
| I bought a 205 for Friday right before close am I fucked? |
| Welch was ass, and anyone who patterns themselves after Welch turns the company they manage into ass. Ass all the way down |
| Keep buying everything you can! Ignore the ramifications! |
| Pat Gelsinger, former CEO of Intel, was an engineer and Nana got gaped under his leadership. |
| Gobbaghoulllll |
| Yeah, like the bored of peace! |
| Watch mf Netflix calls hopefully go up |
| It’s like these idiots never fcking learn. I guarantee any of the people buying now on this sub are new as fuck and just don’t remember how many generational bag holders were made last time |
| Agreed which is why we’re seeing physical prices drop closer to where futures are.\n\nDated Brent went under $100 a barrel last week. |
| Shreyas Apple |
| Only hard r |
| Gabagool |
| Tim Cook to step down as CEO and became new king of Straight of Hormuz |
| wife’s literally one of the richest nyc real estate heiresses, and large $MNGO donor but i’m sure he has our best interests at heart ✌️🥀 |
| Buy lol |
| Oh boy |
| Everyone after jobs should be mandated to have a last name that is a profession, or change their name. |
| Will you sell some MU shares |
| The stock is fully shorted my dude. So much higher |
| Yup. You only get 3% if you drop it into a Robinhood trading account. Otherwise it’s like 2% or something. |
| Johnny Appleseed |
| Drinks, Beyond Brewing |
| He becomes a supreme leader of Apple. Tim indeed cooks. |
| FernGullly: The Last Oil Tanker - Requiem. Vol. 2 |
| Can I use the n word on reddit? No hard r |
| ENERGY EMERGENCY INCOMING.\n\n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ex2DfKgyCg&t=143s |
| Don’t |
| Not throwing too much at it to see what happens. If I lose it all I'm still up on what I made the last it time ran |
| Y’all wanna hear something nasty |
| They next two ASTS sats are going on SpaceX next month |
| Sell |
| Surely puts |
| *Introducing iOS TimApple 2.0* |
| Puts? Or just stay away |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Pretty sure the strait is still closed 😬 |
| Sivers |
| ALL HAIL HOUSE OF APPLE\n\nSteve Apple\n\nTim Apple\n\nJohn Apple |
| I learned it’s not even worth learning about tbh |
| They made drugs specifically for scenarios like this |
| ✅*Marked safe from AST FUD* ☺️ |
| My TMF gonna moon thanks Trump |
| Its stock price bozo |
| [mfw](https://youtu.be/B3yN-7-bBtk?si=4gLv08u4p19NfP2y&t=63) |
| No real argument from me. It's good hardware, but it's iterative, not innovative. I would expect more of the same by elevating the person overseeing that. |
| Priced the fuck in |
| Turdnuts |
| Tim Apple fell off the branch. |
| Massive pricing power in a generationally supply-constricted market. And with the capex spend by the hyperscalers speeding toward a full T in less time than new supply can come online (2-3 years), memory and drive makers are price-setting like never before. SNDK is more or less reflecting the parabolic increase in spot NAND prices in a memory supercycle that doesn't seem to have an end in sight. |
| Okay pundu pundu |
| The rest of the year is gonna rip. Biggest gainers EOY? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ivbqny460fwg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbcb4ed6b47ee105351fe31f25dd9053375a889b |
| the world will never run out of dumb people, so the floor may never be reached |
| It is up 500% in a month lol |
| The price disconnect can only last so long. |
| > the crazy thing is just 1 good trade and I can double the money and be back to where I was\n\nThere it is. Keep that regard mindset. |
| That's a really good price, I bought at 14 and ended up averaging down to 7.70 average, want it lower with more shares |
| nah, this ponzi is not done |
| Rubi |
| Yeah I don’t understand that one tbh |
| The new model of the iCook is scheduled for release next month |
| https://preview.redd.it/8ipo21lzzewg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff83491527c923a83c2f1d90e2533efcfe5912bd\n\n |
| I took it for a spin, stair steps last week were pretty convincing |
| #I DONT WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT |
| I hope John apple has a 24k gold gift to give mango |
| And hopefully I make 1 trillion dollars for being an upstanding whistleblower |
| **PALM BEACH PETE** |
| Yeah and now it’s worth trillions lol |
| not really, that's why stable coins exist. Bitcoin is slow, volatile, and public |
| No, seriously, I had over 100 shares and I clocked out of it, didn't check the news or anythibg for months.\n\nI came back and I only had 32 shares and I was down 97%. My app didn't sell any of it without me knowing either \n\nWhat the fuck happened. |
| Holy shit they do!!! |
| The SEC, hopefully they give my tip a good read\n17767-208-324-769 |
| Lol I have puts but I think investors really don’t mind him leaving. |
| Drama queens |
| -1% on for you is -24% on my dumb ass leveraged weekly calls that expire next week |
| http://www.savewalterwhite.com/ |
| Why is everyone talking about a CAR squeeze? Not even a 2 bagger and looks done already?\n\nEdit: nevermind, I zoomed out |
| I’ve been stalking the sub for months watching regards lose their mind over their savings being destroyed by the dick sausage company \n\nNow I’m the regard |
| I bought 30 $1 calls 2 months out at 630am. Might be interesting |
| I just like the song |
| Im not saying its easy or efficient, but i have purchased stuff once or twice with crypto. |
| The pinnacle of greed is downvoting someone else’s joke because it made you laugh but you are jealous that it did not come from your own empty brain |
| I know man - so sickening |
| When they learn to make windows updates that dont brick your computer |
| Still holding foe a while |
| True Value Investing 💸💸 |
| Doesn't Iran know futures are closed right now smh |
| Birthday twins with Adolf! Congrats |
| Oil taking a massive dive into futures close today is not a positive sign for the doomer contingent. |
| wasnt there a moment in 2019 or 2020 where 🥭straight up murked an iranian general and the market recovered in 1 day lmfao |
| Beyond AI Brewing! \n\n10 bagger right there with that name change |
| This is not a bad idea at all. Apparently the semi truck is a huge hit with truckers. John Deere stock just got upgraded buy some analyst to $976 today. |
| Who's Tim Cook? Do you mean Tim Apple? |
| You’ve got your priorities in order. |
| Really? What subscription are you on?\n\nI use Max and barely ever hit my limit. |
| Which one of you crazy fk'rs were buying beyond meat today? |
| How dumb does one have to be to cite the price per share? \n\nYou shouldn’t handle your own money. Just saying. |
| Bullish for oil, yeah |
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| Apple bottom jeans. Boots with the fur. With the fur. The whole squad was looking at John Ternus. He hit the floor. Next thing you know $APPL go low low low low. |
| What is there to be an insider on? Maybe tips from institutional BTC investors about when they will pump and dump? |
| John Ternus Gay |
| Bought a 200 NVDA put, and 205 NVDA call on Friday at close. Sold the call at a loss today and kept to put. I'm fucking regarded. |
| Finally, all Tim did was follow the trends: bigger phones, flashy names, and a totally meaningless upgrade with much fancy talk every year. And the quality of apple really degraded with him. just look at the iPads, they are basically super overpowered Youtube machines and drawing boards, but due to iPadOS nothing else. \nOr the unnovation: I'm still with my 13 and it's like 2 minor features I'd like to have from the newer phones, the better find my for airtag 2 and usb c. That's really depressing considering this is a 4 generation gap. |
| If you sniffed coke off weiners all weiners would smell like coke probably. |
| we gotta invest in that private healthcare 😀 |
| Thank god I only have Apple shares and not calls |
| I got burned once and have become too skittish to do shit like this, was gonna go all in on CAR earlier this month and only committed to a small amount. Oops.\n\nMaybe I full send Amazon. |
| I swear everything I buy and sell shoots up immediately nbis,credo, alab luckily I kept some alab shares |
| Blackest monday of all black mondays ever could be black |
| Smart man. This goes over 100/share. It will fly. |
| Puts on puts |
| Blaze it |
| I woke up with BB calls making back all my last week loses and then some |
| Did Beyond Meat p1vot to AI? |
| Sounds bullish to me . |
| Which one? |
| Calls on Viagra, it goes up |
| he's not tho |
| He is just tired. He is human too |
| \>calling names in all caps because it went down -%1 after going up 14% in 7 days\n\nMSFT bagholders are the funniest shit ever |
| Today is my birthday and I lost. Someone give me a gift for tomorrow please |
| When life gives you apples, make cider |
| Short EWZ guys, currency is currently overvalued and the index is overpriced as fuck lol |
| Maybe they uploaded Jobs to Apple AI |
| Every piece of microsoft hardware has failed |
| Damn, at least his car brakes are probably ok. |
| !banbet |
| BREAKING NEWS - Speaker of Iranian Parliment MB Ghalibaf just tweeted, \n\n"Trump, by imposing a siege and violating the ceasefire, seeks to turn this negotiating table\n— in his own imagination— into a table of surrender or to justify renewed warmongering.\nWe do not accept negotiations under the shadow of threats, and in the past two weeks, we have prepared to reveal new cards on the battlefield" |
| Got a girl coming over later but I can’t get it up because I’m focused on my options at open |
| Don't worry they just need to announce they're giving anthropic or openAI a couple billion then get promises they'll spend 100 billion on subs. \n\n500+ by January |
| holy shit lmao |
| If you're feeling bad, just remember, stupid bers and cash gang were talking about selling everything 2 weeks ago LOL |
| Well time to start gambling Sonny boys college fund into spy calls\n\nBut seriously congratulations! |
| Hormuz |
| Long term no but they look like they're gonna be changing a bunch of thinga like copilot |
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| My neighbor decided to repair his own breaks to save $600. Haven’t seen him in a week. |
| Buy microsoft it will end the year above 600 |
| God speed bro\n\nConrgats |
| Sounds like you're reviewing a popcorn shop. Just watch the damn movie. |
| You already have a bet going - NFLX to 90.0 before 22-Apr-2026 03:49 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| That’s fucking awesome dude, happy for you. I’m up 60% because I saw someone mention the ticket a few weeks back. What a ride lmao. |
| Double down boss show some conviction |
| The only one of the Magnificent 7 to not set their balance sheet on fire trying to win the LLM race lol |
| Not even close. Look at the numbers since cook became CEO. TSLA gets headlines. Apple gets the dollars |
| The circlejerk keeps getting bigger and bigger. At one point they all will merge into one mega corp. |
| Shares from early in the dip, still not green ffs |
| They're made in Colombia with coco leaves |
| Woke up 4 minutes late today and only got to buy ASTS calls at $77 not $74. Almost a 5% swing missed SMFH |
| i think $MNGO hinting at the fact that he’s regarded. Well moon by noon 715 eow |
| Oh wait |
| The trade off being that your kids grow up in an unrecognisable, unsafe place 🙁 |
| Yeah you do! |
| the crazyt shit is that timmyh didnt invent anything new. everything was well thought out by Steve Jobs. They are just following the plan he laid out for the next 300 years. |
| Bers are in SHAMBLES 🤣🫵 |
| Teenus |
| I no cry in casini |
| Why didn't I hold on to credo it ran up $100 in a month |
| Kicking myself for selling too early (before the recent rally) |
| No |
| Takes practice |
| He won the investors hearts short term, but I feel he has compromised the integrity of the company while doing so. |
| You ever notice how money smells exactly like cocaine? |
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| I feel like this goes to show you can’t trust anything companies say. They can, will, and do lie to the public about anything and everything. |
| https://preview.redd.it/9omxtuwyyewg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c05e22de9521fff5aff520e376a9127b480ca6f9\n\nStill holding lol. I was hoping for $200 by now but bought in the end of January |
| Congratulations on all the hard work you did 👏🎉 |
| I never wanna hold that WTI one overnight usually, too scared |
| QQQ to \~653 tmrw |
| Yeah, but that's not why he was appointed. \n\nRoe v Wade was also a settled case. |
| I think the same |
| Oh wait |
| Yes |
| And we appreciated it very much Tim 🍏 \n\n🫡 😢 🪦 |
| Your only options are “We are about to make a historic peace deal” or “I am going to fck them sand lizards up!” So it’s 50/50’as far as predictions go. |
| Any bets on bombs flying tonight? |
| Congrats |
| Still? I made money and got out today |
| I kinda love idea and the facts that the biggest fights are scheduled now for q3/q4. Anyway, gearing up for jun first I guess |
| beyond tomorrow gunna make my balls tingle |
| Lol it's literally just a cash back deal. |
| Which is both an argument for, and against, investing in market cap defined funds. FWIW, among the big three, VO captures the most upside, since it gets the winners from IWM/VTWO, and by the time they're big enough for SPY, a big chunk of their lifetime growth and gains will be priced in. That said, the bottom quintile of VOO do exceptionally well, and often better on aggregate than the other 493 (VOO ex-Mag7), and are a great target for stock-picking. |
| 😵💫🤝 |
| Good luck! My sister had pre eclampsia, had to have a premee baby. |