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| CVI stock. NOt only does it play with me more than ex situationships, but I could of gone more into MRK when it was 70. I still got a lot when it was, but if I put the extra 5 grand man with the dividends oh boi id be good. Now every time I wanna sell it there is hope and than it just crushes my country balls. |
| lol watch the same shit that happen to Japan happen to Paraguay. Germany top 3 to win for a reason |
| Yes, I agree with this take. I’m just saying that coming up with a model to beat a soft bookie like Bet365 for example really isn’t hard, that’s why they spend millions on stopping scraping and on algorithms to identify who to limit. |
| or even worse, /r/investing posts are used to train it |
| What are my moves tomorrow?\n\nBig fucking money movies for big dick players. Like today, realized gains of 38.74.\n\nGet fucked. \n\nTomorrow, more of the same, just like that. A fucking Financial Tyrannosaurus. |
| MacOS. And I have a Linux server running for my NAS |
| !banbet 3D IWM 290 |
| I added Dec $360 calls last week. |
| These WEN regards do not go away man |
| out of all the stocks, they benefit the least from AI but also will be hurt the most on an AI downturn.\n\none of the worst investments of all the bag7 honestly. |
| Sure thing. |
| Pumping = gain back a small pice of what you lost that day |
| Wow so cool . Big amount |
| I’ll never understand how Elmo got a bunch of smart people to believe that millions of people are going to want to buy his stupid fuck ass robot |
| Yup definitely kicking myself. Just hope we get there again as I’ve yoloed into it lol |
| lol Germany is still a -230 favorite… everyone relax |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael burry sold me fent behind the NYSE building on Wall Street. I was 2 mins away from losing my life before Warren Buffett found me and gave me Narcan. Since that day I have dedicated my life to hunting bears and pumping bulls. |
| Google Sheets does the job as well. Anything that is complicated enough to require Excel, shouldn’t be in Excel |
| The reflecting pool goes down as one of the most important events of the century |
| A good reason would be I could use your money before you go |
| If you didn't make money today just quit |
| Beats numbers |
| Imagine being so poor you don’t have working AC in your car |
| 2x a positive is a negative?? What a regard |
| Bullish |
| I saw it was a defense company and went calls, let’s gooo |
| Someone bought puts |
| sometimes the company and tech is amazing.\n\nbut management is absolute ass.\n\nthis is why your stock sucks. i always hear people talking tech, rarely about the people running it. \n\na man like Peter Beck gives you confidence to buy every dip/sell off. It's as or more important than anything else the company has. |
| It was funny. You could use sarcasm with the stupid /s sign and not get downvoted to satans ass because everyone got jokes and weren’t so angry all the time |
| More BB nuff said |
| Why does the planet affect you. Hookers and blow. |
| No from 2 weeks ago lmao |
| Nah |
| What operating system does your computer use? \n\nBusinesses and individuals overwhelmingly use Microsoft products in their day-to-day. I could give a rats ass if WSB thinks Microsoft has bad products lol. |
| I got that from YouTube lol. All the same sht anyways, do you even know how old reddit is you fetus? |
| Previous close ? Wtf you talking about Willis? |
| You seriously think GEN Z gets the credit for AI?\n\nAlso, culturally, their contribution has been abysmal imo. Their generation is defined by slop and the abandonment of standards. |
| Germany needs to put in Alvaro MOrata to turn this aroud |
| META revenue nearly 100x RDDT. Doubling from 0.5% isn’t a thriving competitor. This is their time to shine and they aren’t grossing a billion quarterly yet. I own RDDT. I believe in it. I’m just disappointed so far. |
| "If rklb drops under 90 ill full port"\n\n*rklb reaches 80*\n\nLOL I ain't buying that shit |
| No. Their windows storefront is absolutely ASS. It's worse than Epic, and that's saying a lot. |
| genuine question, why do we always cheer on the Koreans when Japan stock market is three times bigger and let's not talk about the big baddie China? Also nobody ever talks about similar sized markets like Australia or the Saudis etc...? |
| I don't get it... |
| Looks likely that Korea will dump again |
| You should go with JACK. It just has the better metrics for a squeeze |
| Analysts and baseball players - overpaid for being right about a quarter of the time |
| You know they will do it using blockchain 😉 Google it |
| what's it gonna take for these Koreans to stop selling |
| I have 350 long dated calls and about 4,000 shares. Been buying calls consistently for the last year.....$16.50 is totally reasonable price target even without WSB involvement.... |
| They wanna be burry so bad |
| Love yourself, bro. You got this. |
| Yeaaahhh,\n\nyou'll always get them shitheads that wanna impinge on yer right to free speech\n\nto them everything is 'offensive', whether it is, or it isn't \n\n...and all they have to offer, is silly hair colours and pent up tantrums that leave them with nothing more than, overt flatulence and disrespect, from one and all |
| the stock is known for hitting ATH then selling off 50%. look at its chart since 2024. \n\nalways sell new ATH and rebuy - of course sometime soon this will stop being the case - especially now with their new purchase. until neutron is up and going, i think this pattern will hold. |
| Now only if you didnt need to eat :/ |
| Excel is excellent |
| Cry like a little bitch because I'm poor and everyone's making money but me. |
| https://preview.redd.it/6uxwb3fnhaah1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d8ed1653ab8e31d129cc7f55becceb7d4a0ea4d |
| I'm impatient though.. I want to blow $300 on a learning experience but it's too complicated |
| Another 1.5% on QQQ and I'll make some nice money on these 740 7/2s lol |
| Well, there was is this little AI thing they’re doing. |
| all caps lookks like shouting at the market |
| That’s kinda mean brother |
| GTA VI almost here bro |
| You're sacrifice means so much to the shareholder. Keep up the (good/bad/okay) work |
| Just 8%? Bullish. If my CEO ain't paying the bribes to do business they ain't working hard enough |
| Stock market doesn’t save a failing company. Couple things…\n\n1. A shit company will always be a shit company unless they get a new CEO and he / she changes the culture. \n\n2. Stock prices or market cap of a company has zero things to do with a company’s financials post IPO. Wen can hit $1000 and they wouldn’t see a dime of it.\n\n3. If Wen wants to raise more capital, you know cold hard cash or just pay off its debt. It can issue a second, third, etc offering of new shares. This will get new institutional investors to invest or reinvest in a company. \n\n4. Problem with issuing new shares is it dilutes the current shares a current investor has as institutional investors buy shares at a 5-10% discount, driving the price per shares down.\n\n5. Also by having a second offering indicates a business is struggling and it scares off potential new investors.\n\nHowever back to the original question, there’s nothing the market can currently do to save it business but it can make the CEO, board, and employee ms richer for the short term of they own stock in the company. |
| And calculating based on previous close |
| Wen lambo? |
| Me need your mum to put you to bed. |
| Tell me honestly, is there any MSFT product that is actually decent |
| Is there anyone brave enough to go in there and pay menu price for a Daves double combo, and not only that, #also# eat it? If there is someone out there willing to do that, then thats plenty qualification. |
| I usually just stop eating |
| (Theyre currently hovering sell button) |
| MSFT needs a little blue pill |
| Thats. Disgusting. |
| Scuttle back to the WEN dumpster |
| Just need to get back to even so it’s not a wash sale. Then when you sell it, you can watch it go higher. And when you finally buy back in it will go down and you’ll have a real loss! Easy. |
| Mad unfortunate. I'm gonna buy more soon. then ill be done for life |
| YES SOLDIER\n\nperfect candidate\n\nwe must recruit |
| Doesn’t look good 👀 |
| Pick me up a baconaror. I'm behind the dumpster |
| Were…. That’s not the world we live in anymore. People don’t care about each other. Everyone is out to get theirs. It’s actually a sad commentary |
| B of A wants discounts |
| and make sure he puts the fries IN the bag |
| I have been recommended 10 year old videos lately. Surely I haven't watched everything else on the platform? |
| Yep tons of shorts too |
| Surprisingly easy tbh 😅 |
| Got UNH calls so I can ask for medical bill reimbursement later from them |
| it's less a meme and scam, and more that management as these companies - like all of them - is such absolute ass. like i'd take michael saylor over them ass. |
| I’d be negative too if I was missing out on D |
| I've been in there all day 🙁 |
| Ford had quality standards? |
| 2x leverage |
| I love MSFT doomers. I will keep looking at the chart, smile, and go about my day. \n\nWe’ll see you at 400 soon, my sweet prince. |
| I legit just watched a 3 hour Age of Empires 2 tournament final it was sick. I'd never seen competitive AOE before It was way more interesting than I expected. |
| Thanks king. Not much to teach I haven’t said in other comments just really lucky |
| but dump until then |
| how about they hedge bofa deez nuts |
| Welp |
| Stop by and say hi ‘round back |
| What's your bet? |
| Go to Wendy’s you motherfucker |
| I'm not regarded enough we need a 5 star general with thousands of shares to create the stakes necessary just like RoaringKitty |
| The most American thing about me is I😤HATE😤POOR😤PEOPLE |
| They need to actually shoot at the goal instead of setting up while the defense builds a wall every time |
| Named ; Whimpering Puppy |
| Poots on McDonalds and KFC |
| Tell me a good reason I should keep going with the planet actively going to shit |
| Pray you’re right bro 🙏 I sold 0% at 150 |
| I’ve been scouting. This good, OPsan?\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/bAJPfmIpkB |
| Was it hard to get a prescription |
| CMPS just hit 2B, LFG! |
| I always tell people who hit a big high to take some of it and just put it into a high dividend stock so u can say u got some reward. I did that and it helps the bills with dividend alone, so regardless of whatever happens you can say its worth it eventually since u won something. Helps tilt too. |
| Imagine your job is being retarded and wrong for a living. |
| You ever feel bad for bers? Like they always hoping the next 2008 is right around the corner. What if we go up for another 20 years first? |
| WEN |
| Yikes! 🤐🤐🤐🤐 |
| How can dram be a bit green and RAM be negative? |
| That logic is why I didn't buy on Friday though!\nBut yeah I know you're right, thanks man. |
| sheesh hope you had something long since then. would have been nice to buy around there and just forget about it for a while. |
| Been saying it’s going to $20 since last week |
| yt is fried now \n\nruined the algo |
| Can Germany please not fuck this up |
| A baconator does sound good rn |
| Talking about the ride back up |
| I wish we go flat tomorrow end the month red on qqq and resume pumping for 2 more month instead of 5 straight month of pumping. |
| Bullish, more revenue. |
| World Peace 9:30am - 4pm ET M-F\n\n* Most days. See schedule for wartime during special holiday hours. |
| RKLB hit 100 AH.\n\ngod damn i was right on the money. if this week holds green and we keep this momentum, 120 is possible this week. \n\nmy 100c plays looking juicy. |
| I got the asiago ranch chicken club. It was dry and I almost gagged trying to get the last bite down. TOO THE MOON! |
| Oo they're pricey |
| you mean for the stock that's already at it's bottom? what's it going to fall a WHOLE DOLLAR?\n\nyou are not a regard if thats too much risk to stomach |
| US invasion of South Korea if they fumble the MU pump tonight |
| lol, lesson is ALWAYS buy the dip in this regarded market |
| Here we go again, 1 green day annnnd\n\n“BOFA: HEDGE THE RALLY\n\nBank of America is urging investors to hedge further S&P 500 gains, warning the recent rally is losing momentum and could give way to a “three-wave correction” through September.”\n\nTechnical strategist Paul Ciana sees the index falling as low as 6,850—about 8% below current levels—and warns that even new highs could be a “head fake” before a broader pullback. |
| It is I, QueefingPussy! |
| mumu |
| I sold and have since opened new positions during today’s dip |
| Yeah to train the AI more and then get fired again. |
| If you want this just do it yourself |
| My youtube feed is boring trash where is the good stuff gone?? |
| What are these numbers based on or is it pure conjecture? Not saying you’re necessarily wrong. I bought calls myself. |
| Gollum is loosely based on a character from Plato, who gets a magic ring that makes him invisible. \nHe steals and schemes his way into becoming the richest man in the world, but then descends into a crazed and skinny rape monster that just stalks the night like a ghoul, unable to feel joy, until he wastes away from too much rape.\n\nSo about Elon Musk.... |
| Microsoft stands alone. the singular red beacon of hope amongst and angry green sea. through defiance alone it stands against: progress, technological innovation, and economic growth.\n \na hero does not ask for a reward. a hero does not say "I deserve more" no - a hero only stands for what it believes in. without MSFT there would be no ↘️. stand proud MSFT. stand proud for what you believe in. what you've done. what you will continue to do, even when no one is watching. |
| Wouldn’t there be 100 if it was a put, |
| Wow a bag holder in the wild. So many things to invest in and you went with this? |
| Germany gonna start WW3 after losing to Paraguay |
| I took a zepbound shot on Thursday and I straight up don’t wanna eat, shit is wild bro |
| Chapter 7 |
| Do it yourself bagholder |
| Why not just ask Mr. Kitty himself? |
| they finally solved crushing 70 year old grannies in their living room. That was the last step to unlocking fsd. $30 trillion market! |
| I've fapped to worse |
| I regret not buy the MUU |
| I actually like what they’ve done with the spicy chicken sandwich |
| Order some calls |
| It seems to get hammered down anytime price tries to move beyond 195. I was watching today because I had a call expiring. Very strange action, because who takes profit on penny gains with one of the most profitible companies in the world. Investigation is needed, I feel the stock is being terribly manipulated by a few scheming market makers. |
| I've never traded Pharma and never will lol. Plenty of money in software and related high beta stocks without needing to pray I don't lose 30% overnight |
| WEN |
| when do they release the abridged version where we skip the filler and get right back to the good stuff (MSFT500) lmao |
| WEN has been at the bottom for a while so where is it going to dump? \n\nWEN has been a staple in the WSB memes forever so to say that it has no history is dishonest\n\nWEN is under new management and is planning expansions into numerous countries\n\nthere's only one direction to go |
| 0.22% |
| Tru |
| I was so close to selling ASTS at 69 |
| Conceptually I have the idea of being a millionaire |
| FROM NORTH TO SOUTH AS ONE UNITED I SUMMON THY KOREAN |
| So which bag7 is going to get a regarded 7% next? |
| Bro , I am bull in general but sls is pump and dump |
| Relax, you already missed the surge, check back in 2 weeks |
| My calls will be happy, bought Friday. \n\nHopefully the dilution fears and bleeding is done with for now |
| Too late now. |
| wen squeezing past resistance sounds about right |
| BACONATOR |
| bro it's up 0.22% |
| We didn't invent everything, just everything you enjoy! Everything you spend your money on that goes into our pockets! Everything thing that distracts you from realizing a true life! It worked 🤣 |
| Alright Korean, pump MU to $1200 today. |
| I will manage the money and ensures he sends you profits for a 20% fee |
| Why? |
| I'm too traumatized to ever buy this garbage again. All this drone and lidar stuff is a huge meme and a scam. |
| Its not if, its WEN |
| A wise man once told me, if you’re having a hard time getting over a women, just imagine she took one of those dumps that has dozens of unspent corn kernels lodged in the sides. Feel free to use this technique as needed. |
| I was so close to buying ASTS at 69 |
| I cannot stomach this 18 inch dragon dildo |
| Cause I'm super into this shit as a hobby and want to know everything about it. Autistic fixation idk |
| He |
| Here’s what’s gonna happen: We’re gonna fall 1% in over night futures. Then 0.5% more. I’ll decide to get out of my puts for break even. That will then be the start of a terrifying crash. |
| yesterday my rklb calls were nearly cooked which meant I will just let them die. Today they are back up 10x (still 60% down thou) |
| I lowkey wish I remembered how reddit was before 🥭 got elected |
| Did you go to the casino and put it all on red?\n\nYour wife ought to find a new boyfriend. |
| Lool buy as many bags as you can hold lil bud! |
| Can’t be late when they were first to arrive 🤦♂️ |
| # 🅱️ E R M A N Y |
| Yes |
| Keep it quiet an let it print 💪 |
| 100년 강세장 |
| All of this is fine but why has no one showed a final table showing who will be left with what and who will be left holding the bag other than the regards here |
| https://preview.redd.it/j1fzc9glgaah1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25f92069a2d3fed924c06d817f16bc86af95120\n\nHave fun being a baggy |
| Crossing 200 before the 4th |
| MSFT pumping after hours.\n\nNot much, but such pump is to be expected by the worst stock known to mankind.\n\nWill META pump more? Or will MSFT finally breakthrough?\n\nFind out tomorrow on Dragon Ball MSFT. |
| Suck behind it |
| and IVV is +1.92% for some reason, VOO, SPY, SPYM are 1.6-1.66% \n\nES1! is only 0.15% higher than SPX but they’re still only 1.18-1.33% I don’t understand |
| so another 1.5% up tomorrow? or we gonna chop? |
| Cool, I’ll keep adding to Kioxia |
| Pls transfer thousands of dollars to my bank account and I will stream me investing it. You can get back the profits. I promise |
| Wash sale or a horrible sold put was assigned |
| From 2010? |
| Nah nvda is just going to be late to party |
| Ride this dick |
| consider how much we rocketed, then the sell off on great news and a neutral/slightly hawkish pause. \n\nSome AI stocks ripped down 60%, space stocks 50%, etc. you not buying is the dumbest action ever. what more did you want as a buy signal. |
| Mine js 2dte |
| Maybe WEN isn't a deep value play and you're getting pump and dumped but are too regarded to see that. RK was shit on here for months before his position made money. But you probably weren't around for all that. |
| Not only on Germany winning the World Cup. Many German things going south atm. |
| To be fair Boomers, Gen X and Millenials actually had a ton of cultural output, even if we make fun of them.\n\nGen Z has barely anything to show for itself other than TikTok slop, doomscrolling, lack of social skills and increasingly shit artistic output. Dogshit generation |
| who remembers the 700k all-in drone guy. he tanked like a -35% drawdown right after posting, but now he's about to eat |
| SMCI is struggling. I wonder why |
| Map vibecode designed by ai, I do it often enough myself to tell. Calls. |
| We're gonna feast on spicy nuggs and frosties on the moon 😎 |
| Each time ASTS goes to 130+ , folks here are "I was so close to buying it at 69"\n\nThey look at it as the worst valued stock when it goes to 69. Worse still, some start shorting it at that time |
| I was so annoyed when I found out what a wash sale was earlier this year lol |
| Same, we pray |
| Ouch |
| ride the wave or sink beneath it |
| Do winning long puts |
| most of them haven't even posted here in months or more. |
| NKE Calls, NVDA Puts that’s my strategy. |
| Nah hitting 750 tomorrow |
| Im buying tomorrow |
| I'll bet you 5k that we're green tomorrow\n\n |
| both sides understand fighting can only take place over the weekend and must wrap up by sunday futes open |
| She can make $10k in a bad week on onlyfans. Unless shes ugly. |
| I have patented visible light. Please keep your eyes closed until we can negotiate a license deal. |
| Why not both?? |
| We need you to shut the fuck up |
| keep in mind Tesla valuation is also based on them selling 30M vehicles annually in less than 4 years. |
| I kept my Dodge RAM and polish it every day. Worth every penny. Valued over 50k. DRAM to 50k! |
| I showed up 45 minutes early and the crowd was already packed up to st Catherine. luckily I still had a view of the stage, I was thinking about joining those crazy folks jumping into the construction site |
| I got shit load of Nvda call |
| Dividends? I dunno bro why you care |
| I did 🙁 |
| Wash sale |
| Puts on Germany winning the World Cup |
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| It's a short squeeze tf you thinking of chasing |
| $EVC |
| No. We dont |
| I think you should sell your body |
| So what exactly is the "Understanding" part of the MOU?\n\nEdit: Also, a reason why Oil is down might be because a lot of it is Iranian now. W...t...f 🙄 |
| time to be bear was last week now it's a bounce week + it's almost never red in the july 4th week |
| Shit this is the first I’ve seen with the mouse |
| 0 in taxes? The IRS should get on the case! |
| Wash sale |
| 곰은 게이고 한국인은 타락한 도박꾼이다 |
| The morning dip wasnt exactly clean |
| Supposedly, $WEN share price will likely go up to $12-$15 from a squeeze and $20+ is possible if retail traders really hit the shorts in the face |
| it works for retard college |
| If it drops below $1100 again, it's a good buy.\n\nI think it's a good buy at $1134 too. |
| cool cartel |
| Well too late now either way cause I forgot to close it before close |
| Thank you for talking me out of FOMOing in |
| What the fuck |
| wait a minute.. Wendy is Riley Reid? |
| never play pharma, no matter the gains.\n\ntop 1 lesson of any retarded trader who has traded longer than a few years and stayed solvent. |
| did you put a market buy order? |
| Wasn't today the dumbest price action ever ? (Yes I'm 🏳️🌈🐻) |
| Or, it's like watching any market or evonomy!\n\nCongrats OP! You just received your first lesson for Econ 101 |
| Lmao bers coping when we knew all along today would be big green |
| This shit is literally astroturfing |
| Come on Wendy’s double digits |
| No, because I don't want it, and we all know that me wanting or not wanting something makes or breaks the market 😎 |
| Booo |
| I think the worst thing about the boomers is that they pretend they invented all emotions, music and culture \n\nthe reason it's a surprise when we look at photos from the 20s and theyre just like us is because the boomers spent 75 years saying they fucking invented everything. |
| So were really just china now but with less sex robots. Wack |
| I will not FOMO into SLS\nI will not FOMO into SLS\nI will not FOMO into SLS\nI will not FOMO into SLS\nFuck someone talk me out of it |
| Wrong sub |
| i did the same to lose 100 |
| WEN $9 calls? July 2nd? |
| Yes the meme power is essential. Its the best way to rally all the regards to a cause. |
| Best way to see it is the strip club. If they are not doing well the market is not.\n\n Boobs |
| Oracle will be the first domino. Too much debt |
| Ondas |
| SPY going back to 730 by open tomorrow like today never happened LMAO |
| Why can't saylor just get a loan on his bitcoin to buy more bitcoin.\n\nI need this man to fraud his way into some more capital to buy. \n\nHe could make me 'buy a house' money with a bet i have. |
| https://preview.redd.it/znuvndhvfaah1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fedee009f8a03e63ab0909a6966c088db1cf51a\n\n \nlol for real congrats dude |
| cause you're a frickin idiot |
| This company is an endless source of entertainment. |
| "Charles Poon" sounds like a made up name |
| Does anyone remember Bynd apes |
| Micron is still cheap, bruh |
| You is the extra |
| Its alright because Eric ”Drama” Jackson is not present this time |
| bear fanfic is fucking wild. lol |
| Still not as bad as the AMC apes from 2021 though. 😉 |
| no |
| Nice job Claude |
| Great on someone else, would get old on yourself |
| Bagholder alert |
| I fomo bought at 1100ish this morning and it tanked 10 mins later. |
| I sold SLS today and bought it a while back. Made a bag. I feel like SLS is setting up for one of the most epic Pharma wipe outs in history. Nothing is a sure thing and WSB retards have 0 doubt about SLS and can't even conceive it dropping. And that too it's a Pharma stock? Yeah this is not gonna end well. |
| Dram to 200 EOY |
| I’m curious if geopolitical conflict will make PMs go up again. Now that the technical charts look a bit better |
| AI |
| These Wendy’s apes are as bad as the open apes holy fucking shit lmfaoooo |
| Stock market isn't bullish imo. Still running on fumes yet melting up. |
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| I have $300, can someone talk me through the buttons to press on Robinhood to buy winning SLS long calls? Whatever makes sense. |
| What the fuck did you just call me? |
| perking up today, picked up some calls in it 🔥 |
| But it has permanet action. NFL is by far the worst to watch. |
| I have MSFT calls & puts. Probably going to stay pinned tomorrow |
| I should hould have bought that MU dip |
| Space stocks, quantum stocks, JACK, IBM for the shorter term.\n\nLoading up on staples, oil stocks, copper stocks, uranium stocks for the longer term. |
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| Wife works 3 jobs now and put away a nice $10k nest egg that I found. Started a 10k to $1 million challenge and on day 1 lost it all. Should she work 4 jobs to refill it quicker or do I just need to find someone who can support me better |
| In 2025, GM sold 6M vehicles, Ford sold 4.5M vehicles, and Tesla sold 1.6M. Ford and GM both have \~2x the revenue. Tesla won the stock price battle for sure because Elon Musk is the greatest stock promoter in history. As far as the actual business goes, Tesla is still much smaller than the other two. |
| Make or female or |
| What’s funny is existing stockholders get anal gaped due to dilution from ATM offerings and there’s nothing they can do about it |
| been moisturizing my dong 3x a day for better health and now i have a fungal infection |
| a nice clean green day ber r fuk |
| That’s not a fact we already didn’t know |
| Now do their P&L graph |
| I guess smci puts after that news weren't the play maybe if they start smuggling drugs the stock will properly plummet |
| SMCI investors must be some different kind of addicts \n\n |
| Paraguayan, more like pair a Guineas, amirite Moe? 🤌 |
| Samsung, SK Hynix\n\n펌프질하세요 |
| No Generic Social Media Posts |
| Chat is being relatively cute tonight, keep it up🥰 |
| 🤔🤔 |
| More like taking investors money, but yes they can essentially issue themselves a check from other people's investment. \n\nSometimes its necessary to save a business or buy time until it reaches a point that its profitable, think like ASTS displacing and taking over every current Cell Service provider, not making money now, but after the heavy initial cost, it will have a better product to sell indefinitely vs AMC where the CEO continues to drown in debt and steals the cash of retards that still invest in it, despite AMC constantly diluting to pay off interest debt with no plan to get out of the hole besides reverse stock splits and then diluting more shares |
| NBA is just as bad, dude gets bumped in the arm and does 4 barrel rolls to draw the call lmao |
| perking up today, picked up some calls on SPCX |
| I feel like owning this stock I’m part of a cult and the leader announces the end of the world is tomorrow, gathers us all together and it doesn’t happen. Then claims that he had a new vision and it’s actually next year, rinse and repeat |
| I was walking down Wall Street this afternoon and saw bear slumped over on the side of the street muttering about the MMs being out to get him. Pls check all ur coke before u take it guys don’t wanna see any more people get laced with fent like him |
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| Supposedly, $WEN share price will likely go up to $12-$15 from a squeeze and $20+ is possible if retail traders really hit the shorts in the face |
| Is that Jebediah Kerman holding the flag of Israel, while on the Mün in your profile pic? 🤣 |
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| r/MSFT starter pack |
| win is the win \n\n |
| I’m almost at break even on CRSR 🤡 |
| the money printer go brrr but this time it's my portfolio |
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| At least 50% retarded |
| To the moon! 🌝 |
| AI is pretty amazing, that’s a little hyperbolic |
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| Imagine huge boobs |
| I guess it’s just breaking out, I thought maybe they got another big deal. They did say there were two others so even with the Amazon deal that still leaves one more |
| Meth heads are too unpredictable. |
| SENSIBLE CONCLUSION, AT LEAST NOT A MUSTY BER |
| That's it, selling all my Paraguayan positions |
| You just become the Choosing One. |
| And went to the island. |
| Hope they are 2028 |
| Nah lol i keep buying more |
| After hours is popping in my port. Got some AVAV and heck even AXON going up more now. |
| Nah let him live. The law of averages will kick in |
| Fun fact I'm have extra chromosome |
| Serious question why are all the SP500 etfs +0.50% above the actual SP500 today? Rebalancing fuckery or?\n\nSomeone please explain. |
| >Tomorrow the market’s showing up with a folding chair and a personal vendetta\n\nMarket will Undertaker no-sell your cuck ass |
| looks like uuuu got keeled |
| Keep sitting on this fat stack of NBIS and cussing the COCKROACH COWARD HEDGEFUNDS 🖕 |
| So not going back to 50 🥲😤 |
| High on weed and options trading, what a combination. You are a true regard. Advice? Your wife needs to put child lock on your phone especially when you smoke 💨 |
| JACK > WEN |
| Next target is pump until July 4th and after that is slowly pump until MAG7 Earning in later July. |
| I’m telling you to ignore everything and buy LEAPs |
| \*analize |
| To round of 16 |
| Because it’s totally undervalued …. 😉 |
| Taiwan and the US need to not just catch these people but reflect on how these smuggling were possible in the first place. The next time one confirmed incident then the whole company lose the license with all involved sit for at least 20 years in prison. |
| More buyers than sellers |
| Gay |
| I bought my 1/2 share. Ride on you fat, pig-tailed bitch. |
| Because it has nothing to do with the news . They need the market up but cant push it up with everyone constantly pulling money off as it goes up. Business as usual after November no worries. |
| Picked up 2k shares last week at 6.41, then another 1k at 7.22 on Thursday. Filled 100 contract strike .85 - July 31, Friday before close. \nGreat gain today, better tomorrow, let's drive it to $20 by next weekend, and I'm good. |
| Yes. Thanks for the answer |
| I DECIDED TO BUY KEEL AND UUUU BEFORE THEIR RESPECTIVE DROPS. WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME GUYS? |
| Takes skill to lose on msft puts and sndk calls 🤣 |
| i still cant get out of my head how obnoxious those pathetic subhuman bers were at that 5 minute drop dip in the morning |
| Why did SPCX run a little today? |
Ford rehires human engineers after AI fails to match quality checks 🤌🏻\n\nSource:  Ford rehires human engineers after AI fails to match quality checks The car-maker found AI quality checks failed to match the skill of veteran technicians. www.bbc.com |
| You should be using stimulate my profits instead. Rookie mistake |
| Trading gave me Tourette syndrome |
| I’m glad I bought more SLS calls on the dip this morning. \n\nI got calls on call on calls. \n\nGonna exercise for shares so :))) |
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| Can wen pivot to ai real quick? |
| I hope you’re right, the 1% top most upvoted banner makes me think ur smart 🤤 |
| Buy 25 units, 100% profit probability |
| WEN gang rise 🆙 |
| 🤣 |
| Ofc I open the app and slop dies instantly this morning. |
| Hi ChatGPT! |
| What the fuck are you talking about? Where is my Dave's Double? |
| we already priced in the pause.\n\nnow we moon until the final date in which rates are hiked.\n\nit's that simple. |
| Micron was never bigly red…. Not since march |
| Dresses like Urkel |
| I spent all morning and part of an afternoon to earn $13 on 0dte. I could have just earned this at wendys |
| Why do you have to bring that 🌈 bear mentality in here?\n\nFight cancer, and make money. |
| Something like 65% of all business revenue is business to business. Government is like another 15%. Consumers are like sub 20%. Consumers could disappear and the economy would keep chugging along just fine. They don't need us |
| Bers be like: \nBols be like: |
| Wait until you find out the market cap of USD. You'll be itching to sell it for anything at all |
| Please |
| Bears say economy is bad, people are broke. This is bullish because it means companies took people's money. |
| Hasta la vista, baby |
| It could well sink below a dollar. If the results are not good. Look at very similar ATYR |
| MSFT forgot to change their xbox into rainbow for pride month and all the snowflake keyboard warriors called to action to unfollow Xbox on twitter. The result was a +2MM more followers |
| So tomorrow down 8%? |
| Shitbird company btw |
| True gotta have a backup option after getting liquidated |
| I have bids at 44 and 39. Don’t expect them to fill but you can hope overnight liquidity can go wrong. |
| !banbet SPY 749 24h |
| This comment section is actually a bag, I won’t be the one holding it, $9 calls July 2nd |
| cathie wood would be the richest manager in the world if she took the most popular advice given to retail.\n\nclose the app.\n\nshe'd be up so much it's insane lmao. |
| If your tits look like that i dont gaf what you are |
| Wendy’s calls |
| What do you think “investing in” means?? |
| Over 20 years, a green Monday lead to +0.45% avg weekly gain vs 0.12% when Monday is red.\n\nEsp this week when America is celebrating a holiday week. |
| Dinner |
| Poop |
| Uh no |
| bad numbers are backward facing and the bad thing (war) is over. warsh is also going to change the way inflation is calculated |
| Bulls spent the whole weekend inhaling hopium like it was FDA-approved. Tomorrow the market’s showing up with a folding chair and a personal vendetta. Every green candle you dreamed about is getting repossessed before the opening bell. NVDA? MSFT? They’re about to discover gravity isn’t just a suggestion. Futures are loading the coffin, bears are measuring for the tombstone, and bulls are still drawing cup-and-handle patterns on the obituary. See you at open. 🩸 |
| Idiot |
| Msft + 0,2 in AH, WE ARE SO BACK SYCKE |
| JACK FOR SURE |
| What’s it called when there is poop in your corn? |
| 😂😂 |
| Sls will be back to $2 next month |
| At this point in time, being sane and bol can’t happen together |
| It's crazy to think about, but every time we break the ceasefire and then post about a peace deal, we mega pump.\n\nan unbroken streak of 4 months of this. Really insane to think about. |
| I hate when my brain is like "are you sure you want to do that?" |
| Coke and Ketamine. Gotta CalvinKlein. |
| I like ASTS way more. Up 21% today. |
| Kind of funny how we went from Microsoft bigly green micron bigly red and uno reversed |
| fuck it, bullish. |
| Nvda going to cross 200 tomorrow? |
| Champagne. (And twisted teas) |
| I see the Wendy’s marketing and biz strat team discovered WSB \n\nHi Wendy suck my balls go back to twitter |
| Wendy’s isn’t even failing tho |
| Holy shiii maybe AI was a good idea after all |
| The fact that Tesla ripped 8% on no news today, is why I am sure it will plummet tomorrow |
| Screw it jack in the box it is tmw |
| Faaaaak |
| https://preview.redd.it/xbg4x429eaah1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6aa8045ecdf2742ae22a5d53fabdb191ee29a64 |
| What am I missing? Your nuts are very small. |
| All about saving our future jobs! If there's no Wendy's, where's a regard to go? |
| Which of you panic sold MU on the dip today. |
| after another 6% day. . . |
| Also companies making lots of money |
| Theoretically i am already a millionaire |
| all the new WEN holders be making out with that juicy 7% dividend, just old fashioned boomer investing, hehe |
| Jack In The Box .. Havent seen on in years since moving.. |
| looks like a market |
| For MU by itself? Feel like the broader Market will generally float up because only Retail and Algos are trading.\n\nTrying to learn more about Gamma right now, but if we have generally Positive Gamma that's when things just float up till Bug Money decides to collect. |
| Stock market is not the economy |
| $100k |
| *Two things are infinite: the universe and the bull market; and I'm not sure about the universe.*\n\nAlbert Bullstein |
| I blame the Koreans for me forgetting to blame the Koreans. |
| It’s wild how everyone downvotes you, yet can’t say a single reason why you’re wrong. |
| As for me, I just like frosties |
| Paraguayans are bollywood class actors on the field🤡 |
| yeah and it's dogshit I'm not speculating here |
| If the low from a week or two ago holds then the low could be in.\n\nSame with gold. \n\nI have a decent amount of the stuff (plus an SLV call), so I am mostly watching the tape and the charts. |
| Yes. Any company can create new shares out of thin air. This is how stock-based compensation works. The downside is that shareholders now own a smaller piece of the business. \n\nBuying back stock works the opposite way. You take cash, buy your own shares, and now shareholders own a larger piece of the business. |
| Agreed. 100% going to grab some calls. Not sure of strike yet. |
| The company sells shares at that elevated price, retail eats it up and gives them money |
| Michigan says they still will! |
| What is this sign trying to say |
| It still amazes me how the market can pump on the same news for 3 months. lol |
| Sir, this is a Wendy's |
| Never lmao |
| SLS to Infinity and Beyond |
| Regard Money is from USA\n\nCheap Money is from Japan\n\nGambling Money is from Korean\n\n\n |
| SpaceX back to 211 eow |
| 500 soon please so my exits trigger |
| Yes Google “at the market offering” |
| I think he meant market cap, which is why you got downvotes i would guess |
| Jacksen Huang |
| Bers fucked, bulls rocked |
| How much wood could Kathy Woods chuck, if Kathy Woods could chuck wood? |
| Shouldn't of sold mu weeklies for measly $600 gain earlier today |
| 69 shares |
| the way path is capitalized feels like a hint or sum |
| Put my extra 35 cents in cash in my Roth IRA to work. Duh.\n\nI would have put lots of money to work today but my SportsBall Cards guy is closed on Mondays. |
| 💰 |
| I missed out on an extra 3k when it shot to 2060, I closed around 2035. It sucked but I legit was terrified all day glued to my phone |
| yes\n\n |
| I just hit the simulate my profits button on Robinhood and if spy hits 945$ tomorrow I could become a millionaire |
| 20 for fun |
| As other have said it's through diluting shares and building up a cash stockpile. Also Gamestop is scalping Pokémon cards and selling them for 2 to 4 times MSRP. So they're making a boatload off of that. |
| MDMA or coke bro? |
| Cash injection allows for faster restructuring and results. |
| It’s got to be calls right? How many times have they cried wolf only for smci to come roaring back. Wall st is loving this volatility to milke retail… |
| Is there a JACK? |
| Positions or Ban! |
| Wow. Congrats, I had an opportunity to escape with 3k and I got greedy. Watched it melt down into close before I sold |
| BUY WEN AND JACK |
| Can any sane Bols explain the reason for the bolishness? Absolutely everything is fucked, physical oil is nowhere near pre war levels, CPI, PPI, other cooked numbers are still bad. |
| start buying LLY at close to all time highs |
| Half the time they really had canceled but got bribed by the US in some way last minute and show up (Last time they had 6 billion unfrozen). Neither side is trustworthy. |
| Bought 200 shares in 2016 when it was $25, still holding |
| ¿Por qué no los dos? |
| read a report a while ago that a lot of uae investors have dumped considerable money into it. \n\none of their top holdings out of all possible stocks lmao, so might be ripe for a rip back to 45 if we hold the green. |
| First of all, I think WEN is fundamentally different than GME/AMC. I posted DD you can find on the sub a couple days ago but they're not at all comparable.\n\nBut a healthy stock price helps a business in a couple ways. One, you can attract better talent since stock based comp will be more attractive. You also don't need to mint as many new shares when you provide SBC to employees.\n\nAnd the second way is by selling equity at the market if the share price rises significantly. If WEN were to go to say, $30/share, management could create new shares out of thin air, sell them on the open market, and then use that cash to pay down debt. |
| Buy WEN, hit the dumpster, grab some cheeseburgers. Mans gotta eat. |
| My poor ahh has 300 shares bought at 7,65 |
| 3.2 inches, fully erect |
| I think 48 will be the bottom |
| Big brain moves, I want to see what he does at 44k or less |
| whats your time horizon if i may ask? |
| 🙏 TSLA and SPCX for bringing generational wealth to the masses. |
| Some shit's gonna get weird with the rebalance tomorrow. Stuff usually isn't up quite so much in a single quarter (e.g. MU is up >200%), so a rebalance is going to hit it disproportionately hard as people have to sell more than usual to balance risk |
| I don’t see any reason not to buy it |
| Thankfully I didn’t buy Mstr puts again this week |
| whats your time horizon if i may ask? |
| Bought a NOW leap call time to lose it all |
| I bought ssndk calls at that top this morning and watched it melt down. 32k to 14k. (Also not my money) it came back and I made 1700 and closed tf out |
| $WEN for the WIN |
| Indian maxxing? |
| wait so the market just lets them print money like that |
| No silver comments here. SLV might be at the bottom assuming panic market meltdowns are over with. |
| When’s the exp? |
| There’s nothing like a nice green day, a linen outfit, and house music |
| Yes Yes, stocks and calls |
| How much does everyone have in WEN? |
| Jane has a restraining order against you. She also asked if you would please stop looking through her trash for her toenail clippings. |
| https://preview.redd.it/b6eul9hidaah1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e16a3fede7fb50325bc173180d9ae37ffd0e094c |
| imagine putting money into a scamco like SMCI |
| So calls on Nvidia, and Softbank still the clowns who keep funding the fruitwater? |
| Why is SMCI playing hard to get, it’s hot and then it’s cold idk what to do with my calls |
| Kanye has made at least two public lists of people who have "betrayed" him. \n\nBoth times, Harriet Tubman was on that list. |
| I burned 4.6k Friday trying to time a sndk pump 😂 that one hurt\n\nMade it back today with ASTS calls tho |
| Ford and GM were supposed to eat TSLA for lunch according to Jim Chanos…whoops! |
| WEN |
| Yep, the whole clusterfuck is like a country that's dumping welfare into AI and getting money from their exports to do it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rx77jwmfdaah1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d5b7bf02f480a9959e36fad323140a3b64b0d3d |
| They have been ass for an entire year... |
| No |
| 1DTE spy calls because why not |
| All I can say is the recession at the start of the 90's really must have taken its toll on the area you lived in. I grew up in the roughly the same area as you only 20 years earlier and we had the mom and pop stores that carried everything you needed from groceries to socks to camping equipment. I dont remember there being a Walmart there when i left in the 90's. |
| Gah Dang, straight up manipulation every single fucking day. |
| I will buy at 50$ and get a 10x bagger. |
| Can’t wait to see 350s msft and 189 nvda tomorrow |
| Tsla holy |
| MSTR selling btc at a loss to re buy their shares which basically just holds the thing they are holding at a loss . Big moves from Michael Saylor . |
| balls to the walls to the calls |
| Some are here to push politics.\n\nSome are here to make $$. |
| To the moooon!!! I see this going above 100. Let’s goooooo |
| Just for the bears to make it go down the next day. |
| $1000 call to hit 8.5 |
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| Are we doing the $1.5T meme stock thingy again? |
| I can’t belive I lost everything today and then got it back. Fuck 0DTE full ports |
| https://preview.redd.it/ttq4p508daah1.jpeg?width=2934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caba7b0e8eb381f619c987d8d1cde54ddcb68777 |
| ☝️😂 |
| I think u mean next month not this one |
| I was hoping for more upside eod |
| Yez sir |
| https://preview.redd.it/bf68yso6daah1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=862636abe39d8c99ec18c1bdffffc39b9cc83b8f |
| Yup. This bears going to be going into hibernation if we have a green day tomorrow. |
| How much do you all have in Wen? |
| If spcx went to 0, it wouldn't be the only one hit hard. |
| Anyone buying SLS? |
| Lmao what the actual fuck is this timeline |
| YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME SELL |
| Not to speak of that, every time you buy something, you are indirectly funding the AI buildout. Whether you buy something on Amazon or you saw a Google/Facebook ad and then bought something a few months later. The hyperscalers are the ones paying the bills and the ones that keep pumping fresh money into the AI build loop. That part is heavily underplayed in the interactive map |
| HAHA |
I use a strat for this that works for me very well and I got rather good at sniping the market with it. \n I Tried Day Trading With Only In this video, I share the full journey on how I would start trading with to 0, and I will show the full strategy, system, and risk management.⭐The Ac... www.youtube.com |
| DRAM / micron, GOOG, ASTS calls all running. Good luck fam |
| Except that’s how every model in existence has been pre-trained |
| Prices don’t exist with fractional shares |
| Rzlv my nuts idiot |
| Time for your bax daily forecast 🫡\n\nTomorrow is a sharp bait whip open quick high and low into a fake downtrend midday, Jane candles up before close to end slightly green. 😎 |
| Nothing about the company all about the money. |
| Sounds like a shitty sign |
| I was on a meeting. Are bers stilled fucked or nah? |
| Idk I'm regarded |
| Agreed. Wonder if holding til around 6/27 or 28 is the move with earnings 6/29 |
| never bet against fraud is a hard lesson to learn.\n\nbut a profitable one once you do. |
| 9:30 - 4pm est |
| Well you’d have to think that |
| vibecoded with ai of course |
| Pump a position that's less expensive. |
| There were people like Ghandi and Mother Theresa that were poor and were winners at being fantastic humans that left a positive mark on this world. |
| I am looking at the order books right now, and I’ve been analyzing the actual raw data coming straight out of Taipei. You guys are literally throwing your shares into the mouths of greedy Wall Street algorithms just because of a scary headline. Take a deep breath, stop crying, and read the actual facts before you ruin your own portfolio!\nI am heavily positioned here, and I am not sweating a single cent. Why? Because I actually read the fine print while you guys are busy panicking:\nNOT A RAID ON SMCI: The Taiwanese authorities are NOT prosecuting Super Micro. SMCI is officially listed as a cooperating party. They are actively helping the police clear things up.\nTHE REAL TARGETS: The investigation targeted 6 private individuals and 3 local entities, including a third-party distributor named Albatron. These are malicious middlemen who allegedly manipulated papers back in May.\nOLD NEWS IN NEW SHOES: This is just an extension of the investigation we already knew about from the spring. There is ZERO brand-new fundamental damage to SMCI’s core business.\nTHE LEGAL REALITY: In Taiwan, exporting these chips isn't even a standalone criminal offense yet. The prosecution is investigating forgery (manipulated export paperwork). It's a bureaucratic issue caused by rogue ex-employees and shady middlemen!\nI just used this ridiculous 'Flash Crash' to optimize my position because I know an overreaction when I see one. Look at the After-Hours right now—we already bounced back over $28.45 (+1.1%) because the smart money is buying your cheap shares.\nThe institutional bots triggered a massive stop-loss cascade at 2:00 PM EST, and you guys fell for the trap. Stop staring at the 1-minute chart, close your app, and let the market recover. We are holding the line! |
| Anyone know when Tel Aviv market open is? |
| they never had one bud |
| Fifa peace prize 2027 candide right here |
| holding through all that red, making more money on puts and dumping it into the falling knives has paid out once more.\n\n"don't catch a falling knife" lmao that's for losers who can't handle a few cuts |
| I’m not that broke I can still pick up a few hundred shares |
| Lego. The company. Lego ... the brick ... the plural of which.... is Lego. |
| It's a turnaround story. New CEO in place in place. |
| What does SCMI even do, expect being a scalper of industrial level? |
| Is 900% of RZLV float really shorted? 🤔 I just bought 10,000 shares just in case that is true and I’m not reading it wrong. |
| I saw a cyber turd today with the side panel flapping in the breeze like it wanted to fly away. |
| This is a sign. |
| DFTX |
| Because the companies issue shares at the elevated price, which are bought up by us degens\n\nThe company gets that cash\n |
| \> commercialization targeted for 2029\n\nNot any time soon. |
| Because the company can/will almost always dilute their own shares to pay off debt/grow |
| If you had $10k more, what’s your next 0 dte pick? Looking to do the opposite 💰 |
| I think its about time you all ask yourselves if u r in an abusive relationship with your portfolio |
| What does your heart tell you |
| Sir, this is a Wen... |
| Shut up and buy calls |
| It's all luck isn't it... |
| a day deserving of the 2023 pinot 🫴🍷 |
| SMCI is about to lose its auditor, again. |
| I can’t wait to get scammed when I’m older |
| I would love for RDDT to bump up to $180 so I can sell some OTM calls to some regard please! |
| ☝️facts |
| the bearish hits just keep coming for MU and SNDK |
| It's funny because if MSFT stopped spending so much the board would be red. |
| $AVAV popping! |
| still better than one throw or kick every 5 minutes than 5 min commercial break... best to watch is NBA |
| Lol yeah, it seems like there’s a good support near 20 tho so I’m looking to buy shares at that level (missed the dip last week) |
| u hate money? |
| AVAV popping! |
| Imagine naming your company after your small, limp dick |
| I’m tattooing this quote on my forehead for the world to see |
| why would I want a quick 8% on NBIS in one day when I have been lowering my cost with CRWV for the past 2 weeks? |
| that sounds interesting, if we can remember, lets revisit this around that time 😄 \n |
| Will it? It sounds disgusting and poor-like |
| calls/puts the way with soxl |
| Tomorrow |
| PANIC SELL |
| Mstr is going to rip balls to 400$ “oh no it’s a Ponzi scheme and he’s a scammer it’s gonna get him in twouble and waaahhh” mango is still in office as far as I know… |
| It's up over 200% since two months ago, what are you talking about? |
| Like today. CNXC had 3X the volume on the 20P than the OI and checking the options activity, people were expecting a massive move after earnings.\n\n |
| how many here JACK to WEN occasionally? |
| green dildo day as it should be some things never change |
| ZAM sounds like a 90's futuristic tech.\n\nBULLISH. |
| Damn you, Tom! |
| We are on the brink of a bear extinction-level event |
| OUST w the insane day today |
| It's not going wild but at least it's no longer down 24% ytd |
| Anyone else shorting INTC starting today or is it just my retarded ass? |
| Getting up even if she’s going down, can’t lose. |
| Maclovin\n |
| well you can at least thank all that investment for literally creating your site |
| Cant make it too easy. |
| I regarded, bought more MSFT calls at close |
| I loved playing soccer growing up, but this is the absolute worst part of the game! \n\nSecond is the refs can basically decide every game when 1 goal changes almost every game. |
| I called Jane last friday and she told me calls.\n\nI love jane. |
| Nutted in my eye just to see how far I've come. |
| Sell off? |
| I dont know which stranger sold me on SLS months ago but thanks pal. 97% up on this bad boy. |
| How Macro-economics work if there were only a couple dozen people in the economy. |
| BREAKING: MSFT PRICE TARGET RAISED FROM $0 TO $1 |
| I have MSFT puts are these going to print?🥲 |
| They have to remove that somehow, it really has some merit to be a fantastic sport to watch |
| https://preview.redd.it/zc6xivt9caah1.jpeg?width=1269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f733b68ebab6f8aaed63a8d6ddec5ed2f24d604 |
| Literally the whole board is green... except MSFT 👨🦽 |
| Literally 1 cent lol |
| Wokestreetbets full of Iran lovers |
| Our AI tracks our most intelligent users. After parsing your posts, we have concluded that you are within the 5th percentile of all WSB users.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| If anyone needs additional justification: their business model is highly regarded, and I am as well. Therefore, it only makes logical sense that I buy. |
| \n[US-Japan-Taiwan unite on ZAM to challenge South Korea's HBM lead](https://biz.chosun.com/en/en-it/2026/06/26/AJTFZHWLQVELRFJUY3TXMA2RNU/?outputType=amp)\n\nINTC (and Softbank's subsidiary) about to upend the HBM market with Z-Angle Memory (ZAM) in a direct challenge to HBM. |
| FOMC gives a hint of dovishness and this thing will rip to the heavens. \n\nIf the word transitory comes out of Warsh's mouth regarding inflation being energy related and easing, you will FOMO back in as the buying takes us to ATH. |
| What was the common expectation for the 80th to occur? Sometime last year? |
| Hey what’s wrong why is my stock down .17 in after hours |
| Astrology is technical analysis on women for men |
| We don't even have to go that high, break $12 and the shorts collapse, might get to $20. But by that time we've tripled. |
| They gon issue 45 trillion new shares next week. Brrrr indeed! |
| In an abusive relationship with MSFT 500c’s |
| I don’t understand why are you trusting Iran that much, all the time they talk no negotiations, we are not coming, and they show up literally next day, they are equally trusted as the other side. Based on that, calls. |
| Order a buttplug from amazon. You can have fun with it everytime you have to charge your EV. |
| 69.420, eh? |
| The hard r |
| Hello, Gay. I am groot |
| Aren't soccer players embarrassed to have to fake being hurt every 90 seconds I'd think a man would have some morals, you guys. |
| Same with 103x Jan28 15C |
| i want to hate this but i dont...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/w792m96ybaah1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50db8219dd0223d3ec181d9b47ccd793f408f2f9\n\n |
| So fast food restaurants are new movie theater squeezes and year is 2020?\n\nWe all died in 2020 COVID didn’t we? no way this market is real life anymore |
| Since 2018? It's more like 10-15, lol |
| 🐻 strology:\n\nNo Puts this week as Mercury and Pluto are in retrograde.\n\nBig Money will start collecting all the donations that Retail has given them when they return from their 4th of July Mega Yacht parties.\n\nAlso be careful in the following weeks as we are approaching 4 months since Oil sustained at higher prices March 10th. This is thr average that Recessions happen after such oil shocks, no matter what 🥭 tweets.\n\nThere *might* be postings for failures starting around July 10th, but more than likely it'll be 2Q Earnings where we see cracks of all kinds start to appear. |
| I fucking love being alone. People don’t leave me alone |
| https://preview.redd.it/a6nowhqwbaah1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f625f3e0217729213fab64a4801058219a663ada |
| Ride the wave till mid July, sell the Fuck off approaching next FOMC because aint shit changed for that yet |
| Calls are good, puts are 🏳️🌈 |
| Rumors going around mango is about to sign an EO banning the sell button. |
| Right? Where's the line form? |
| Screw GOOGL. I need GOOG to hit 400 soon |
| This is such a clean visualization of the “AI bubble as a closed loop” idea lol. It’s like watching the same dollars cosplay as capex, revenue, and valuation boost in three different earnings calls. \n\nFeels super bull for NVDA short to medium term and kinda terrifying for everyone holding the second derivative of this trade. |
| The backdoor. Fraud in the server |
| I hold therefore I bag |
| WEN! Wendy’s is climbing up baby |
| Because I have a 3x position |
| Have bers ever stood a chance? |
| #NEVER BET AGAINST THE BAX 😼 |
| Round tripping |
| Oof |
| The only thing I have extreme fear for are the Bers who will get crushed under my swollen testicles. There can be no foregiveness for Berness, only margin calls. |
| Googl hitting 400 again soon |
| I'm sitting at a Love's truck stop waiting for my stupid EV to charge and there's a Wendy's here. There's a lady changing a poopy baby's diaper on the table. This must be a sign that my 7/3 12c will hit and I'll be driving a Lambo instead of an EV. I hate it here. WEN Lambo? |
| Sandisk didn’t finish at green unfortunately |
| Admitting you have a learning disability is step 1 |
| JP Morgan raised S&P year end target to 7800\n\nBers never stood a chance |
| RZLV |
| yeah so they fund each other then buy back shares idk |
| He’s good! Just a first time visit since he’s just a puppy. I think I’ll name him Mushu |
| Isnt red positive in Korea? |
| Bought a lottery ticket option for it after this dip. Hoping for a really good start to July. |
| Hopefully Iran attacks again so that we can pump some more |
| Cut it |
| !banbet SPY 800 50 days |
| Sell and buy some coke |
| Get a dog. Spoil and treat it right. you'll never feel alone again. |
| I hope crypto drills forever. I sold all my ETH for like $120 in 2020 out of panic during the covid crash. Sold all my BTC below 7k. Proceeded to watch from the sidelines as ETH 50x'd or so from the price I sold it at. I refuse to buy in ever again... could have made like 10mill. |
| So envious of you. Great job. Please teach me |
| what a perfect fit |
| SLS GANG |
| Bro I'm tryna analyze Wendy's not get a semi |
| Ber twerking bussy yeah my peener on pluto |
| Shrek today because tweet? He can’t keep getting away with it |
| LFG AVAV |
| this is back to where it started its meme position lol. no. |
| This creating the self sustaining economy we've been going for! |
| Bro refuses to admit he is wrong |
| doesn't move for shit |
| Nice and welcome new whale |
| Roff \n\n>'No negotiation at any level': Iran refutes Donald Trump's claim of planned US talks in Doha |
| Orange fat man confirmed\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ujjjhhdhbaah1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=120bced25cc4ae51085784b4071d2d03b2983f91 |
| Yeah they just want to step on people like ants, use children for their gratification |
| It almost feels like a giant money laundering operation. |
| Great point tbh |
| is this selloff in the room with u? |
| AVAV is cumming… wait, is it AdultVideoAdultVideo stock? |
| Too wrongs don’t make a right. We must kill Korea with kindness |
| I lost money trying to SELL cfds 🤣 |
| Ok who tf is Sharon AI and do I buy it? |
| true. |
| That's what she says at the end of Disclosure Day |
| SMCI need to make a film, I'd deffo watch this shit 💀 |
| When you want to place a "lotto" style trade for earnings...(I'm thinking of doing one for the upcoming earnings for NFLX)...are yall choosing some far OTM long expiring day of earnings calls (like $0.25 or $0.10) and just buying a $hit ton of them? OR are you doing vertical call spreads so the theta doesn't eat up them up as much ? |
| No one cares!? Just search the comments on this thread for the word Korea. All the bulls are not going to sleep tonight. |
| Shorts gonna be working at the dumpster soon... |
| this is not the way 🐂 |
| Bols opium won’t even help what’s coming overnight… it’s going to bleed so horribly |
| Are you not here for it? |
| watch Everything Everywhere All at Once. We are the worst version |
| AVAV saved my ass, now if DRAM can continue to go up and buttcorn just pits I’ll retire |
| Yes. You pay profits. So if you bought 10 shares at $10, and they went to $100 and you sold 1 share, you would pay $90 tax on the profit of that share you sold. |
| I'm in |
| Any restaurant that sucks man is my kind of restaurant. |
| WEN is still below even fair value let alone blasting off |
| Up .01 cent in the AH…Wendy you make it throb! |
| KOSPI is going 10% min today, you heard it first here |
| Fuck Korea |
| https://preview.redd.it/n9mwy9k7baah1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f749e075750d39bad622de466336ddf97afe0c81 |
| Are you retarded |
| Where's the Jane guy? \n\nDoes he know you can call Jane and ask her what the play is and she'll tell you? |
| I paper handed 😔 |
| What are these bot comments |
| dram isn't gonna really move until we get closer to SK Hynix listing here in US. |
| Or just some smoothbrain |
| https://preview.redd.it/131ofgx5baah1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25c02bce53e76d3c518671bb190fea9dd5a6b3b2 |
| 3 hours until KOSPI trolls ruin everything again |
| would recommend leaving the casino a winner but BOL if you keep playing w fire 🔥 |
| Lost 5k today on puts. Doubled down on 1dte spy puts. |
| I knew is shoulda bought AVAV |
| https://preview.redd.it/v92jgeq4baah1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b50fa21eb1b477c1f4228604a673f965245f3cd |
| I don't like being alone, but socializing with people I don't like is even worse |
| someone burned through their stimulus check for this billboard lol, the chart is also a bit sus but whatever i'll take the gains |
| Do I pay capital gains tax if I only pull out my initial investment? |
| https://preview.redd.it/04wv5qi3baah1.jpeg?width=1315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecbdc800851bb8615403f8cbcf51da0d2958af57 |
| Maybe 3 months? Who knows, but if it gets some positive news on legal issues |
| Buy all the RZLV you can get your hands on... shorts paying 163% to hold....big catalyst coming as a $300 million buyback approval. Big move incoming |
| I sold all my MU\n\nAnd bought MUU \n\nProbably going to regret it |
| But on the other hand, be me and buy MSFT calls when it was $357/share and sell them when it hit $380 for a 300% profit and then 1 hour later MSFT drops to $368 |
| https://preview.redd.it/0ecxnw12baah1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f05edc84b36f9c6ee8f33990066e1171f53a2bf0 |
| They are gonna deserve every penny they make after it pumps back to 50$ |
| Zuck time tmrw??? |
| Please be right |
| She already sold for a loss so in that regard.. |
| Technically at pre stock split price isn’t this like being worth 285.90 a share? It was at a thousand once |
| Nah just straight to AH |
| Cant let the MMs know my move |
| Clearly |
| When ARM earnings? Was there a set time? |
| Every time you see that bullshit NoT FINANCIUL ADVICE!!! DO UR OWN RESURCH\n\nYou know it's some hedgie and his botnet trying to pump retail into their stock and required to follow compliance. Even if that stupid warning mattered, the liability wouldn't matter for some idiot who's going to blow up his webull account in 3 day anyways. |
| We doing this tmrw?? |
| That would have been great advice 8 hours ago |
| $3B ATM during the run up to $150 and likely had some leftover from the previous ATM. The rest is in equity |
| if people knew how to make money from fraud and grifting, they'd love it as much as i do. \n\nskill issue |
| what kinda dog? |
| Where? |
| The gov is Enron this time |
| Someday, someday |
| I'll take 9.50 tomorrow. |
| I bought more, let's get it |
| I did not know that. Then the ticker should just be $ELON then. |
| I guess with all that money it’s a lot easier to live that lifestyle |
| Lfg Korea! |
| Sometimes I forget what certain words are in my language, I don't even know what calls and puts are in my language 😶 |
| Right there with ya pal |
| I’m worried Paraguay looks good |
| why’d you sell |
| Lfg Germany! |
| Hy |
| Fuck that company is gone nowhere in 5 years and Cathie Wood is bag holding |
| Actual good company with 35% short interest and enough meme power to make it happen |
| Shares or a specific call? |
| Hope he’s doing alright |
| A while is relative to how time is perceived. A 3 day holiday weekend of no trading is quite a while |
| I have some calls sitting at -30%\n\nmonitoring the situation |
| The absolute dedication to the regardation.... I mean game...... bravo. |
| I do wish I had 15 children who don't love me and all day to spend on Twitter arguing with internet randos |
| I'm kinda worried that you didn't specify a direction |
| This is the way |
| If you own/owned SMCI and lost money despite the 4 prior issues, you deserve every penny you lost. Not even kidding. |
| After it pamps. |
| Microsoft it’s already a buy, thinking about hitting those late July 400C |
| and the opportunity cost had I held literally anything else |
| To broke to make a good money off mu at this point so gotta keep pushing soxl |
| Since tsla momentum trades i feel like there might be better chances based on premarket and first 30 mins on what do. \n \nThats what I noticed last week and today. But who knows im just a regard like the rest of you. |
| I like to think the other side of my DRAM option is someone from squid games |
| Heheheheh. |
| This is way too relatable |
| no need, after enough buy red sell red, it'll find you. |
| Dude I also read that the egg can chose the sperm it wants to be inseminated by 😳😳 (idk if that true though lmao) |
| That sign costs a $20/month chatgpt subscription, at most. |
| My ass also agrees, idk about doubling soon but holding long |
| When is a safe time to buy Smci |
| They are though... |
| Never stop trading |
| While nobody is technically as rich as Elon, Yvon Chouinard, the founder of Patagonia, was a billionaire who donated his entire ownership of Patagonia towards environmental conservation. He ran that company with as much integrity as possible too. Definitely an exception to the norm though |
| good thing I was already bull trapped and just held |
| So buy more Wendys. Got it.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0y9u268kaaah1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e373a6f2f2f71cc1efa7d090ebbf0a93f835a6c3 |
| Color me retarded. What ticker is this |
| Buy red sell green dummy |
| Listen, Donny, give us a 5% day tomorrow and ill stop trading for a while. |
| So fani |
| Watching Wendy’s price since I’m all in with no trades to make until it goes boom or bust |
| Buy low and sell lower. |
| They gonna make a movie about SMCI one day |
| They just call it berry |
| I wish I could be the richest loser |
| I wish, but they just see an opportunity to sell for more than they would have yesterday 🙄 |
| I can't believe I was the sperm that won. Can you imagine? |
| Bought and sold some MU calls today to pay for my dogs vet visit |
| Hearing people fade blackberry since I jumped in at 3ish, but once it gets to the mainstream and picks up further momentum 50 is not crazy |
| I went all in shortly after the opening dip |
| sounds like someone’s holding puts. . . buy more, earnings will pump it to $10. |
| MU Gap fill to $1300 |
| So we are opening +2%. Confirmed. |
| MU after maket is red. Why? Koreans don't like green days? |
| Never heard of that stock, I'll look into it |
| That’s because X in ASCI is 88 which represents HH, it’s a play on his love for Hitler. |
| Wow, that means I have potential. |
| Really hope we have a big dip tomorrow again bc I was locked into trades 🙁 |
| enough that he gets thank you notes from his brokerage, his donations have bought a lot of mini yachts for the managers. |
| Is there anyone poor that’s a winner? Lol |
| yes, but I sold them too soon. Trying not to be greedy - such a loser |
| https://preview.redd.it/9chyr12baaah1.jpeg?width=2014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=189edfe14688ea85550d3ecf730e736a39b8cf97\n\n |
| It’s weird how fixated they all are on trying to be cool. Bezos, Elon , and Zuc are the worst offenders but none of them are content with endless wealth they want us to all think theyre cool on top. |
| For now! |
| how is smci still a company? |
| https://preview.redd.it/m0icd4baaaah1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9312d4b05a8a643286ee178b2f508e14f567509 |
| Korea keeps cashing out our gains bc they're degen gamblers, so yeah, you're probably right |
| My dairy queen blizzard melted before I even had a bite of it 😭 |
| To participate, is a win in itself. Never give up. Bags turn into gold, beggars become king, just that it goes both ways as well |
| Wen dumpster maxing!!! 💎 🙌 \nI’ll take shares and contracts as payment… |
| Remember when bers were telling us it was going to be blood red Monday? \n\nGotta pray for the mentally ill |
| Anyi trust lawsuit |
| I thought that was Pam Bondi for a second |
| buy straddles then pussy, Ken Griffin’s next yacht isn’t gonna pay for itself |
| That’s the hair plugs |
| You just sound jealous really |
| it was left for dead. all they needed to do was show up and it would have gone up. they actually reported a positive surprise though so there ya go. anyone who didn't buy calls on this today didn't want the freest money that ever existed. |
| Up 18% , hope you boys & girls jumped in AVAV before the earnings |
| Straight of her muz |
| WEN to the moon. |
| If kospi rips tonight we’re opening up another 1% |
| Yes, unacceptable to claim that it's ok to be white and proud of your culture. \n\nThat racist piece of shit. \n\nImagine if africans said that, or Asians? \n\nEdit: hey downvoter that bothered logging in to his second account for a double downy, \nU mad, bitch? |
| SMCI please go down to $25 and I’ll buy this time I pinky promise lmfaooo |
| You gonna see bud |
| misspelt 748 |
| They don’t have the facilities to flood it with RAM. Glad all the retards got shaken out…again |
| Wendy's sucks man. Terrible food, terrible dining area, and terrible prices. Why invest in this garbage? |
| Nope FMTM |
| U missed a massive spike last week I think there’s another one on the way. |
| Margin debt ≠ Value of Yen. They aren’t even correlated in the slightest. Figure it out or just keep losing. |
| i got 10k in some shitty absolute lotto play. \n\nit has more bitcoin than marketcap. i need saylor moon to fraud some more and give it the pump of a lifetime so i can 20x this shit |
| The volume is crazy |
| Ive read a summary, final trial about AML, 2 events more and results. Its supposed to be good, because of the time of the trial’s onset. And a posible buyout. Maybe its a x3 or more. And I like the risk, but with biotech im always a little more cautious |
| Why does everyone care so much about some whore's muz?\n\nAlso what the hell is a muz? |
| The secret was buying that dip in the morning |
| It's not always easy to tell if management is good, but it's very easy to tell if it's bad |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Sircho (0W-1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **MSFT** ▲ | $399.91 → $420.00 | +5.0% | 2w | Lost | |
| Wendy's going to $20+ |
| Do I look like a pussy |
| I’m finally green 🐸 |
| https://preview.redd.it/55vqiwv0aaah1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=244062c5d3539259d5bf62f661470eb5cd424104 |
| Oh fuck, wen are you going to make me WEN? |
| No 732 open |
| Cogito, Ergo sum |
| "one of my new?" how many u got? |
| Bers going to bring it to 732 open for us 🤑 |
| that’s berry weird qsn |
| This is true |
| I sold my SPY calls EOD, I don’t trust this market. |
| "Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she \nWith silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor, \nYour huddled masses yearning to breathe free, \nThe wretched refuse of your teeming shore. \nSend these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, \nI lift my lamp beside the golden door!" |
| Peeking over the top of the Wendy's dumpster, you gotta look closer. We are here. |
| What expiration? I went with July 31 $10 calls |
| US government also has a stake in it |
| even those are going kaput. |
| I believe my SPY puts are cooked |
| August 21 $300 calls |
| Watching TSLR go up 9% for no good reason makes me want to commit sepuku with a butter knife |
| but standing there waiting for an answer might be painful |
| Why man? I am thinking of investing but it ran up like crazy |
| It just won’t give up, if volume holds it actually might pop 🤣 |
| July/August earnings going to be biblical. Apple, Amazon, AMD, Google, Microsoft, etc. \n\nThis could make or break the market. If we see meaningful growth from hyperscalers relating to AI we’ll rocket. If not, we drill. Capex will also be huge. |
| Are you even black if you don't own blackberry ? |
| Allegedly the new Wendy CEO double potbelly revenue is 4 years before coming over....so maybe he is going to fire everyone, cut cost, double the revenue and ran Wendy to the grounds...just like Brian Nicole ran chipotle to the grounds and yet the stock price triple before leaving for starbucks... |
| my MUU avg is like 1235 on one of my new portfolios 😂😂 m tired of seeing red 💀 |
| I really can’t believe CNBC and all that is still a thing I mean the mouthpiece for the last 20 years was pumping bear sterns in the last days so u dumb asses would snap those bags |
| About to go up or down? |
| Oh, I'd read it as 500 calls! \nWish you a happy break even day.\n\nEdit: letters are hard. |
| you qualify for a court appointed guardianship. |
| surprised noone talking about AVAV , up 20% now |
| Literally just loaded up on em lol |
| Yeah, I was looking at selling some covered calls but it's nowhere near worth it. IV should be much higher... |
| It just broke resistance, exactly |
| I think therefore I am |
| No reason for a bull to ever be mad. |
| everyone knows the original, WEN is just a copy cat |
| How is SMCI still in the s&p 500 |
| It be feeling like 750 never. |
| lol just looked up what Microsoft did today 🤣 |
| I am locked and loaded. Already up 2x |
| This will print BTW, its going to bounce around 11-12 between now and next earnings. Hold this and then buy an earnings call when the put prints 😌😌 |
| Buy more WEN you crazy bastards, thank you for attention to this matter. |
| Is the play tomorrow to buy calls on whatever drops the most? Hmm.. |
| This is the way |
| 😂 |
| I aged like 5 years YTD. This market is nuts. |
| Woah why the sell off on MU and DRAM? |
| Those are shares lol I bought them in 21 |
| im on the "new" reddit it links perfectly fine. looks like your screenshot is from old reddit which isn't up to date so not surprised |
| But have y'all seen BRBR??\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/ValueInvesting/s/nOvba5bxSN\n\nA very handsome redditor with a large 🐓 posted about it! |
| and retarded |