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| I’m all in on ICE |
| Honestly if they decide to remove the censoring they would make a fuckton of money from gooners |
| Can she be happy with herself? |
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| Yeah, it’s interesting that even their base seems to be largely unaware of that. They really are either evil or incredibly stupid all the way down. |
| amd? anyone thinking calls? i paper handed calls today, left thousands on the table |
| Sharp like a turd |
| Yeah, but not much. |
| 🌮 trying to crash the market but it’s holding steady. Maybe he will release the true cpi numbers |
| But all he has to do is point to the stock market ripping and tell them it's good for them. They're fucking retarded. |
| #HUGE layoffs coming this year. By the end of the year half of the country will be Uber drivers. LMAO🤌 |
| amd? anyone thinking calls? i paper handed calls today, left thousands on the table 😭 |
| He’s admitting defeat after multiple years. If he’d done it right away it’d be calls, but now it’s puts because people are waking up to how much of a aitard he is. |
| NVO primarily in my joint. \n\n\nTSSI (up 8%) and GLNCY (up 4%) in my IRA |
| Before you ask, yes I did get the Robinhood cash card. |
| the hell is an aritzia |
| Full position purchase plus the highest multiple leverage |
| Probably lol |
| Thought I missed the dip… but maybe I dodged some long term bags |
| so, buy rocket labs? is that the tldr? i didn’t read this. |
| Tell me about it! |
| Damn bro |
| CPI will be fine. |
| Nice bro |
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| Be greedier when others are greedy |
| And been dealed in a very bigly manner!!! Maybe the biggliest in the history of the world!! |
| TRUMP UNHAPPY WITH PAM BONDI - BREAKING\n\n \nlmaoooooooo wow! |
| Oh yeah silver really popped |
| Damn living the dream. |
| It's not bullish forever is my point |
| could be diabetes and you're doing damage now that'll cost you your foot later |
| I hold a lot of NBIS, so yeah. |
| Nice bro! |
| Why would anyone agree to a trade deal if tomorrow some random tariffs gets applied again. |
| There’s honestly no ceiling for tomorrow, if there is any time to cook the books it’s now |
| Sorry bro |
| RemindMe! Tomorrow "reply to this thread" |
| Their silence is a lot scarier than if they matched his every move\n\n🥭 recent decisions all reek of desperation not secure power/stability |
| Stuff like this is a big part of why I hate the AI hype train. This is a legitimate great use case for AI (assuming they aren't throwing LLMs at it for no reason). A purpose built drug discovery model is a great use case for machine learning and the LLM hate is getting poured on this when it doesn't deserve it. |
| Am I the only one who posts here when I lose a fuck ton of money? |
| Silver and gold price don’t matter till 4am anyways |
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| I USED GROK TO UNDRESS MYSELF\n\nRESULTS WERE ACCURATE\n\nCALLS ON TSLA |
| Puts on SBUX |
| How? |
| So you are literally speculating in a tertiary market on a speculative asset? We are starting to reach 2008 levels of regards with the amount of leverage on 1st degree, 2nd degree and 3rd degree derivatives. |
| I unlocked my profile so my stalkers can read it now. |
| Risk management isn’t sexy and I’m bringing sexy back 😎 |
| Stealing this meme, thank you for your attention to this matter! |
| Even Russia? |
| NVDA, you good? Seems like you can't stay up for long. |
| Unrealized, sure.. Long silver, long gold, long foreign unhedged equities, long commodities, long hedged blue chip euro …\n\nSold Dow blue chips and anything with us bond exposure |
| If the news didn’t keep talking about tariffs he would have just forgotten about them, \n\nthey had no implementation plans for months after they were announced |
| Thanks bro |
| So because it’s the middle of the month they MUST manipulate the stock? Who the fuck are they trying to burn the most? |
| Definitely not a good time to be in meta |
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| EOSE if you wanna make money |
| Tuesday |
| I made 110$ |
| Iran's top trade partner is China, who already have massive tariffs put on their goods by the US. Prepare for life to get even more expensive. |
| Honestly I thought Meta would go up after this. |
| What are your thoughts regarding Gold and Silver? It is supposed to go down because of Bloomberg? |
| Down bigly on ZSL calls 😒 |
| I am not a fan of Powell, but I agree with him on Trump’s motivation. This is part of the reason gold is soaring to record highs this evening. In truth, Powell and Trump are wrong: monetary policy is too loose, and interest rates are too low. |
| Retail stores really tanked today, just noticed that. Shitty holiday sales. Huh. |
| https://preview.redd.it/pd55a03tuzcg1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb9971f6a22defc1b2ef4888523a29c33ad5c939\n\nEven my dog started drinking for you, good luck tomorrow at Wendy’s |
| yeah...last time it was above 95K was early November... |
| Yup that’s my consistent hang up, I can’t in good conscience wear the glasses that feeds all this shit back to Meta lol, they been too sus for too long. |
| SLV to $100+ this year easily |
| https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/12/fed-chair-powell-investigation.html |
| Yeah. \n\n\n$5k in my joint account. \n\n\n$20k in degen retirement account |
| Whats the "panic du jour" tonight, bears?\n\n\nSPY crashing .03% AH? Iran? China tweet? \n\n\nEducate us on why bulls are stupid. |
| If we could start tomorrow up 1% thatd be sick. |
| I asked my wife if she heard of it, and showed me the catalog. I told her that's not why I asked, too bad I can't buy it because I'm a phone trader on webull 😎 |
| China does business with Iran, so 25% more tarrifs on China? |
| AI, more specifically AI slop, is going to kill engagement on their platforms. They're fucked if they use AI, they're fucked if they don't. |
| SLV 2011-2012 repeat |
| they aren't planning on ever having to "win" again |
| Yes but only on long positions |
| You may have a thyroid problem. Should get it checked just in case |
| Good goyim |
| Insert "we don't do that here" meme. |
| Only time I lost money so far this year was on SPY puts, otherwise up $7k in 10 days |
| You dumb? Have you even been inside an aritzia? I wish I was a woman because some of their winter coats are fucking gorgeous |
| His handicap is so high because of the strokes.. |
| puts on this guy’s next marriage |
| I thought i was safe putting everything in the iranian rial |
| manual or automatic is the only real question. . . |
| They got the backing of Trump Plus his son in law is in on the deal as well as some Saudi’s |
| Me too. My last comment last night was that they deserve to be poor. |
| Nvo obviously |
| Yish nice line o coke |
| Tsmc earnings though. |
| He doesn't like Russia, but he won't tax Russia, he will tax India instead. |
| Ouch. I don’t know how to feel about that statement. |
| Did anyone actually make money today? |
| Lmao dude after trading 88-92k for like 2 months straight it's gonna breakout... by Friday\n\nLoooooooooooooool |
| Fucking ATH right before CPI data! This is insane. |
| Man I love the concept of AR glasses and the Meta glasses genuinely seems great, I just hate that Meta the one making it |
| Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't him making up arbitrary tariffs currently in the court? I mean stupid me over here thinking not to poke the bear but who the fuck am I right? |
| With all that money you can eat like a Sumo wrestler and play with your own boobs! |
| They always playing second fiddle |
| It is terrifying. I felt like I was in a movie watching J. Powell. I had to keep rubbing my eyes to see if it was actually real. \n\nJerome Powell is the kind of government employee that everyone should aspire to be. |
| Are you looking at the same information as the rest of the world? SPY is fine, and will continue to march up. Flat is just fine. |
| Except on pharmaceuticals then it’s 6,234%. Check my math. |
| If we could start the day up 1+% thatd be sick |
| Alexa play Wipeout by the Surfaris |
| Why |
| Right? It’s due for an unwarranted pump! |
| Here! Bought at 680 because "buy the dip" and went in with 6 figs (major part of my port). FML! |
| It gone |
| FinancialJuice: Trump: Effective immediately, any country doing business with the Islamic Republic of Iran will pay a tariff of 25% on any or all business begin done with the US - Truth Social |
| read up on pinning pressure. jan . 16th for nvda |
| Marc Andreessen??? |
| Good call.... |
| The billionaire class doesn’t give a fuck about inflation. |
| Nah they prob rotated everything today. |
| Wonder how china feels in all this. They wanna make partnerships work but the mango man throws tariffs around, bombs, kidnaps. They can keep buying gold but it doesn't really make up for all the fruitful business partnerships that get destroyed. |
| Ah, well, I guess there's that. I'll keep an eye out for you in the future. |
| Bull market back on I guess\n\nI don't even remember what the news was\n\nThere is no news in Ba Sing Se |
| Ritalin might do some good so my money is on hellish amounts of diet coke |
| DM IF YOU WANT SOME WINNING POSITIONS FOR TOMORROW |
| What's that? \n\n\n/s |
| Sold 90% of the calls just before that drop but still holding some contracts 😮💨 |
| It's not even listed on Robinhood |
| Artistic *and* highly regarded. |
| Go to the doktor |
| Well you definitely don't want to be in cash |
| Reps won the moment inflation hit 9% in 2022, but it is truly insane to see just how heavily they’re overplaying their hand. The support they’re bleeding from Independents because they thought a majority was along with them on their mouth breathing,reactionary immigration stances and having the economy be micromanaged by an 80 year old chomo is beyond what even I expected. |
| Because you're a frothy drunkard |
| Calls it is |
| Abysmal stats for a level six smh |
| Sure,why not? |
| President of Colombia said something mean? 50% TARIFFS ON COFFEE!! (Something I think that’ll happen in real life) |
| Can nvda just pay dividends already ffs it’s joever |
| There’s always money in the loaf stand |
| wait until this guy sees how odds swing |
| “The news totally matters guys!”\n\nFucking dumb kids here… |
| https://preview.redd.it/1ddf9139uzcg1.jpeg?width=1372&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=876b0f867f7cda848595d2388bb12bff8d6a93d4 |
| I seriously tried but got downvoted and laughed at. |
| Does anybody in the whole world take him seriously? |
| He shows his age with his sign off signatures. Haha |
| Same. Eat, sleep, jerk off, trade. Occasionally tv or video games. Literally I do nothing else, never leave the house. |
| Why am I thirsty all the time? |
| put as much as you can in index funds and live off the dividends. take 30k and do it all over again but at least this time youre already set. |
| 🌝 |
| You're investing in a company that named itself after a virtual environment that resembles a Ps1 game with no players |
| Business genius btw |
| Their giant purses were ubiquitous with the girls in highschool lol |
| The products are actually made with quality materials and not ridiculously priced. I was in there this Fall and saw a cashmere beanie in there for like $60.\n\nNot necessarily dirt cheap; but consider this - the next store we went into had an **acrylic** beanie for the same price -\_- |
| See A |
| Taco |
| Vibes |
| Only 25% tariffs for trading with Iran?\n\nHe’s gone soft. \n\nHe put like 200% on China last year for existing. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ylrm4o12uzcg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d971a54ec0628b3ad9d3ba3bb678d7d0b349eec9 |
| Aka you play with options, you care about volatility, have limited capacity |
| Is this going to skyrocket nvidia? |
| Lose money |
| Why is that? |
| NEW ATH \n\nCALLS HERE |
| OP did say he was dragged out of the basement so it checks out |
| Relatable. It's just not worth it, i don't feel like i will miss much. The pain it would save would far outweigh any joy i miss out on. I will continue for now but it just keeps getting rougher to take it. |
| When are we going to legalize all the crypto crime? \n\nI want access to event contracts in my 401k so instead of moving my money into a stable market fund after SPY hits 700 I can instead bet against Jesus returning in 2026 and make 5% guaranteed damn it |
| I’m saving this. Lol |
| Only earnings can save us now |
| NVDA will hit 200 in the year 2029 (stock price not adjusted for inflation) |
| https://preview.redd.it/9dzttsaxtzcg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c0821f78d171e2e5aa846d220a6c4923680f28 |
| https://preview.redd.it/9100cg8xtzcg1.jpeg?width=1018&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f76bbc26727d31e899129f01fed8817212897afe\n\nOne trick wizard.... |
| I checked for my sanity and yeah he did. Conservatives be saying he’s sharp though |
| Rest of this week will be the Great Depression v2 then next week we moon |
| ###Alan Greenspan is Satoshi Nakamoto |
| Where are all you BEARRORISTS from last night? |
| POW right in the nvo calls |
| META making me depressing AF |
| Yep |
| May be true, but what happens when they cut too much and inflation is uncontrollable? Emergency rate increases? |
| This dude is about to use the full power of the United States military these next few years to go on a conquest. This is about to get ugly. He might have to do it all before mid terms. The clock is ticking. |
| These fuckheads really propping it up until puts expire.\n\nThreatened powell and now imaginary tariffs, 4 months ago this shit woulda cratered LMAO |
| I like how Trump is now just adding “final and complete order” to truths like that makes them into royal decrees |
| Seriously. Donny may actually be clinically regarded. ☠ |
| 🙋♂️😭 |
| Will liberate us from more of our money |
| Foreign countries DO NOT PAY IMPORTANT TARIFFS. \n\nSource: I've been importing for 10 years and going out of business because of this fucking moron. |
| About 3 years, give or take. That is, if we all make it that far. |
| *I can see why his casino went bankrupt so many times* |
| Brain rot gone terminal. My condolences. |
| Next up - this little known fast food chain called McDonald’s |
| Market gonna rally 10% tomorrow 🤦♂️ |
| Words sound angrier if you attach digits to them 30%! |
| sadly |
| I thought you said meta just went -10% 😭 |
| The best strokes |
| Noon |
| Seen ads with boomers talking about buying silver. So I bought puts |
| Russia? |
| Present 🙏 |
| What the hell has happened to this sub, who the fuck cares as long as we find a way to make money on it. Overall these have been pumping the market, so WHATS YOUR DAMN PROBLEM |
| Final and... Conclusive?\n\nI don't think that word means what you think it means\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/itt612lptzcg1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8acf395ebf920b78223d33752ca54d57f99521e |
| Picked up some delta airlines calls before close. |
| So we are going to tariff everything from China. \nEverything from India.\nEverything from the EU. \nAnd all oil from Saudi Arabia. \n\nDo I have that right ? |
| I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERNS BUT THIS DEAL, THE GREATEST DEAL OF ANY PRESIDENT, HAS BEEN DEALED |
| Tariff collectors HATE this one simple trick! |
| *[Redacted by Bari Weiss]* |
| Let the games begin! (we are back to this again) 😔 |
| Still not how tariffs work. |
| Called it |
| https://preview.redd.it/btqe35ymtzcg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e7322302e408f237e1741f72b6acec1b8507849 |
| He really said that, didn’t he |
| Ive known about it but didnt realize they were public. |
| They should allow option purchases with credit cards |
| Trump is a strong leader |
| I’m definitely going to masturbate. I don’t know what else. |
| We're still at \*checks notes\* year 1 of 4. |
| Yup.\nWould take "sleepy Joe" back tomorrow, thanks. |
| So the market will pump slightly from fake CPI data tomorrow and then be in a holding pattern to see if SCOTUS rules on tariffs Wednesday? |
| My life is pretty dystopian, its kinda kewl |
| Evening 5 pm |
| Powell is eternal. Powell is inevitable |
| what is the move for tomorrow? |
| Puts on Iran |
| Your 30g chocolate ration has been increased to 20g. |
| Did I miss the vote in congress on new traffis ? Did they just abdicate their power to the king? |
| So wait, AI is making drugs now?? |
| The metaverse stuff was a total money pit of nonsense and I think they are going to focus more on glasses rather than larger headsets. |
| Lotta talk how data centers are going to become the top consumer of silver |
| Go 100x with options or just use margin gang |
| Nothing is obvious.\n\n25% tax on india |
| WWIII when? |
| i think the issue is the buying a call part |
| Will Gold go higher if trump opens fire at Iran? |
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| Which country has more honest data. America or china? |
| Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| There is no helping them. |
| Jpow isn't going to jail lol. That's why the market doesn't care. |
| fucking calls |
| Final.and conclusive eh? |
| Probably Cause I keep spamming bs. I need to get a life. |
| ‘Final and conclusive,’ says TACO Don. |
| Wait till you see a 300% DISCOUNT! |
| How exactly is he going to tariff "any and all business done" in the US? That's not a tariff, but since he doesn't even know what a tariff is... |
| #Last night this place was berfest due to red futures LMAO🤌 |
| He has the biggest, the best strokes |
| Silver makes up 0.002% of an iPhone btw. What is this fake bullish news. |
| I don't unddrstamd what difference it makes. If he is not arrested, stock market go up. If he is arrested stock market go up. |
| Trump's solution for anything is applying a tariff |
| 50% was priced in, so yes |
| https://preview.redd.it/tehrgm7atzcg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ca30e02d7dbea0b810631d85e697086332909f4 |
| But Netflix doesn't even want the news stations. Paramount can have those anyways. |
| What? What countries are even allowed to do business with Iran? |
| Why do they only have 3x leveraged funds? Why not 5x, 7x or 10x? I thought this was a casino |
| Final and conclusive until the Supreme Court rules it unlawful. Riiiiight. |
| Well now, I have been debating whether to vacation this year in Iran or North Korea. If it is going to cost me an extra 25% for Iran, I guess it will have to be North Korea. My guess is Xi, Modi, and Putin are going to have to write a bigger check when the tariffs get added on. |
https://preview.redd.it/aab9l97ctzcg1.png?width=2532&format=png&auto=webp&s=787ae961a8daed5de7434f8ccfd69dfee9d02ffa\n\n Trump can't remember saying he has a great memory While Republicans criticize President Biden over his age and supposed poor memory, the Daily Show found instances of Donald Trump forgetting simple facts. www.ms.now |
| We got Orange Vince McMahon in the white house rn |
| 8 days ago you posted you were a struggling 21yr old. \n\nWhat has changed oh wealthy attractor of fine tail? |
| Stop talking about CPI, PPI, PCE, jobs report as if they still matter. \n\nA. The numbers cannot be trusted. \n\nB. Powell replacement is cutting interest rates no matter what. |
| apld to $40 tomorrow so i can drop these calls…or more, more is ok too |
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| China, India, United Arab Emirates... none of those guys do business with the US anyways, right? |
| If we can use the roman salute we can use roman numerals |
| GREEN DAY TOMORROW!!! |
| Tomorrow we go to the moon 🌙 🌚 |
| Like a Kendrick drop! |
| I heard of this in the "what up gang" tik tok guy videos. |
| money buy boobs, boobs make happy 😊 |
| And no taksie backsies because he said it was final and conclusive. Darn!\n\nLiterally anyone with a tariff higher than 25 percent has now been incentivized to do business with Iran… |
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| ligma balls, haha got'em |
| PLEASE XI DADDY PULL THE RARE EARFS TO PUMP MY MP BAGGIE |
| Some people post on mondays. Not me though. Not anymore \n \n-cashflow |
| Tomorrow's TACO Tuesday |
| Gay ai mods been removing post so annoying |
| The Child in Office |
| Capital expenditures vs cash generation |
| Where my fellow METArds at....\n\nAnother day of misery but our time will come |
| Even George III didn’t have this much unchecked control. And you guys didn’t take too kindly to that. |
| This order is final and conclusive |
| https://preview.redd.it/9qmiln94tzcg1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1227c2dd30a0887eb4427b95bd1ac833a4074760 |
| 1250% |
| Nobody has better strokes than him. |
| 698c at open tomorrow? |
| The “Mods” are fucking retarded. Always have been, always will be.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3hwqdxf2tzcg1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a84b148c1d928f66d5286c81ada0fd19a3d1435a |
| Is he still alive? |
| More importantly, how are they keeping track of what tariffs to apply to who |
| What time does market open tomorrow? |
| So this is what it feels like to be governed entirely by Ritalin and Big Macs |
| China is the largest country that trades with Iran. We will pay that Trump tax too |
| Hahahahah\nPermission to post this in the yugioh sub |
| Well my expectation is that Oklo will be way over 170$ so it wouldn’t matter.. May be a max of 10k profit diff if I were to sell 3 months before expiration.. |
| Aritzia aka TNA was there before Lululemon and practically invented the tight leggings and ugg look. Circa early 2000s Vancouver. |
| This is literally perfect use case for the tech, how is this so hard to understand? |
| this should help protect the Iranian protesters. what a loser |
| # YOU REGARDS VOTED FOR THIS. |
| Lmao......not for nothing, I REALLY think these are winners. This is my comeback! |
| THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER |
| Being overweight metals and miners has been a blessing for my port |
| Algebra is Arabic so therefore all Algebra is a Muslim hoax |
| You mean open down |
| I have not heard of any of these, you could just be making shit up. Are they like Zara? |
| I want a new 911 turbo |
| That’s some irrational exuberance |
| Except Russia again? |
| no thanks I'll paas |
| 🌮 by the weekend |
| Market knows it’s BS |
| So those Iranian dates at loblaws (Canada) are gone? Man, they were super cheap. |
| If CPI were going to be bad they just wouldn’t release it. Big green tomorrow |
| Chimpu that you? |
| I’m gonna be the very best at inflation like no one else was! Gotta catch the tariffs! Gotta catch em all! |
| Fr |
| Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| To be fair, in about 10-15 years no humans of any kind will have value compared to AI |
| Not sure why people are downvoting you. |
| Hm I should buy more gold |
| That sub fucking sucks\n\nEdit: but I am super fucking entertained looking at all the new users who are posting growth stocks in it lmao |
| Yes |
| We used to say we're putting tariffs on certain goods or industries, not entire countries left and right. This guy is exhausting. |
| Just like today if SPY hits ATH NVDA will not participate my 1/23 calls are completely burned alive in just 1 hour of trading. |
| Still counts. 2000% tariffs. |
| So 0.16% is down? I would call it flat. Also the cpi is tomorrow and we are hopefully getting 3 months in 1 report because we had 0 data for november and october. October was not published and november was literally blank with just the total inflation they pulled out of their ass |
| https://preview.redd.it/ejhlfd4rszcg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d62b9c317ea901606408413488710c282e721b55 |
| It is obvious that this tariff is an additional charge; if products from India used to pay 100%, now they will pay 125%. |
| Dip has been bought by retails. |
| Like Russia and China? |
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| This is clearly fake as no one could be able to lift those massive balls of pure iron |
| Bro if this lands onto CRWV or NBIS…those stocks will fucking triple.\n\nAFAIK, one of the most lucrative vectors in this AI space for compute is the advances that will occur in administrative healthcare operations and bio pharmaceutical development. |
| Lmfao all the fucking doomers last night where going crazy lmfao |
| Im a pedophile and raped women along with my best friend epstin. Thank you for your attention on this matter. |
| https://preview.redd.it/eitiegroszcg1.png?width=591&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6aa9a16c135cc4930fac0aa82033bf1db19444d |
| Oh great! Lower tariffs! Send all the business to Iran |
| It means two giants are teaming up to speed up drug discovery, a perfect use case for machine learning. Just because you don’t understand simple concepts, doesn’t make them made up. |
| omg googl i didn’t know you were so big 😳 |
| Constitution also doesn't say that a gay ber can marry another gay ber. But its the law. |
| Never invest in Cuckerberg. I sold all my shares after he bent the knee to Trump. |
| actual insanity, thank you |
| wait until you start losing hair. shit ain't so stress free |
| Blah fucking blah. Fucking fuck you Donny. |
| My portfolio would disagree |
| #HLD STONK GALP |
| Who gives a shit worrying about it ain't going to stop it just try to enjoy life while you can |
| The assumption that you outlined (gold can't go up while equities ALSO go up) is mostly true if the dollar is stable. As soon as the dollar starts seeing volatility / dropping your assumptions fail. |
| This is how it works now? Just rambling nonsense and it becomes law, instantly? Got it |
| We traded Alan Greenspan for Alan Greenland. |
| He's had strokes. Probably several. Unfortunately he's got great medical care. |
| Best fed chair of all time. |
| Good! |
| Market didn't give AF bout powell |
| Who's gonna tell him about Ruzzia?? |
| At this point, Netanyahu must have his fist jammed up DJT's ass and just working his mouth like a sockpuppet. Thank you for your attention to this matter! |
| ha ha this one is new |
| 250% |
| They have significantly reduced their trade with Iran in the last few years. From $20B in 2018 to $2B in 2025. Idk how much this impacts India. |
| You know things are bad when he hires someone with govt experience |
| I have a theory that the Supreme Court knowingly delayed responding to this tarrif case because they began seeing signs Trump was pulling them back as a response to economic issues. They didn’t want to rule on it, and were hoping they could rule the issue as moot\n\nNow that he’s adding in more tarrifs the court realizes this is no longer a choice |
| To be fair this was about a $20,000 account in November 2024. But ive blown up multiple times since then and am now just grasping at straws. |
| Yesss sir |
| It’s ok.\n\nThose countries do business with WWE. |
| lmao most bullish signal for nvidia is how much totally irrelevant botposting happens everywhere at all times on this site |
| https://preview.redd.it/mw4q3dheszcg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb2188323a202d2bca0027adefc75d53e4f8b165 |
| Thank you for your attention to this matter! |
| NVDA GREEN SPY RED LETS GO (-0.02% red and 0.01% green |
| I’d wait for the typical Wednesday consolidation then ya prob |
| pick better stocks my port has been up the entire time hes been in office lmao. |
| trump has a bernie streak |
| #Alan Greenspan is Satoshi Nakamoto |
| Dude I can’t with Trump anymore \n\nIt’s all too much, where’s Congress? All his other shit I can deal with but Greenland and Jpow are genuinely stressing me out lol |
| Got rekt 💲💲💲 |
| Very rare to see a post with 100% loss before it happens. Well done OP |
| So the tariffs will last until Wednesday when the Supreme Court strikes them down. \n\nGreat timing Mr. President. |
| I’m weak |
| Hope so |
| what are the chances trump and elizabeth warren are bangin on the side? |
| Does anybody still care about crypto? |
| You wanna know how I got these flairs? I had a girlfriend who got in deep with the retards... |
| Is the circular financing in the room with us now? Lilly is spending real money to set this up. I swear, all you regards learnt a new terms a month ago ago and just can’t wait to say it every chance you get. |
| wow they make up 50% of the total market!?! |
| Gift me a sub and let's go |
| Need SLV to open up -3% thanks |
| He probably has zero idea what law they are going to use to enforce this and his team are scrambling right now to come up with something seeing that they are likely to lose on tariffs in the Supreme Court this week. A large part of the Supreme Court's criticism of Trump was how ambiguous the previous tariffs were. It was a "national security crisis so tariffs on everyone". The same would probably apply here. "Anyone who does business with Iran" is ambiguous as fuck. We used to just say that we're putting "tariffs on Iran" now we're doing "tariffs by affiliation and I'll be the one who tells you who is affiliated with them". |
| *any American company importing those goods will pay the 25% tariff tax that the consumer will eventually pay.\n\nThe other country will never pay a tariff. |
| Collective punishment. Great way to show the world you're not the bad guy. SMH. |
| Here we go again. What a MESS his whole tariff “policy” is. |
| Deja Vu from last year’s spat with Iran?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vvd1y0q8szcg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=724c9b033ae2ec0d01e16c09f0c487a740b633a1 |
| Oh wow.\n\nThanks for the tip!\n\nI have been doing it exactly BACKWARDS!\n\nExcept on a bearish silver ETF I accidentally bought a put on and made 3 bucks.\n\nIf silver corrects but holds $70 then that’s bullish.\n\nAre stock market bulls gonna party like it’s 1986??? |
| A least there's going to be one last economic spike before everything crumbles down. |
| He should be holding up a mirror in this meme |
| 🌮 |
| Broccoli heads telling me to buy silver on TikTok. The top is officially in |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/triwyn made a bet that SLV would go to 80.0 within **7 hours** when it was 77.248 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| VSCO up 200% in the last 6mo tooo |
| It's a tweet not a fuckin email, donnie. You don't have to sign that shit goddamn boomers I swear |
| I’m not Catholic and my parents wouldn’t let me join the Boy Scouts and still my life is being ruined by pedophiles. They’re just fucking my puts. |
| Our constitution says nothing about taxing our citizens to “save” citizens of another country. Tariffs are a tax. |
| so uhh.... should i buy gold? |
| Market reacts positively on Jpow been prosecuted. If DoJ could speed up the process, put him into jail tomorrow, we should be able to see 1% up again. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ig73lfr5szcg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6d2b29f1f5bf6e30ec16ebd728f44c9d87cf317 |
| do you prefer hairy balls or clean shaven? |
| Idk what to comment so here’s haru urara\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rwzfvtm1szcg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=815c1af15c90f6af9678479bed58de291a01bc0e |
| So truth social posts are law now? |
| Numbers are a democrat hoax, nobody is better at numbers than him, he knows all the best numbers, maybe like nobody ever before! |
| Getting really annoyed with the Chop |
| As bad as everything he does or says is. \n\nThe ending of everything with “thank you for your attention to this matter” is just so stupid I can’t understand how that alone isn’t enough for people to think he has brain damage. |
| but but.. the depreciation!! |
| SPY hanging on for dear life while VXUS rips lmao.\n\nClown material. |
| Thanks, the top is in |
| When will he learn how a tariff works? I’m fully convinced he thinks other governments pay for it.\n\nWe truly have the dumbest motherfucker possible running our country. |
| Guess that’s why we are the great Satan. |
| What year is it! Can we at least use roman numerals? |
| Your mom has some nice Solanas |
| Does the stock market even react to whatever trump's says anymore? |
| so 700 tomorrow, didnt know we get to see it so early on in the year |
| Annoying and scary. How much more will the rest of the world put up with before retaliating? Eek |
| Buy shorts on sand importers |
| Next market kneecap just got soft launched. \n\n🥭 will 100% tweet out “China” in the same paragraph with tariff, critical minerals and South Africa Naval exercise… |
| https://preview.redd.it/39utrpjxrzcg1.png?width=591&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ca2fb0b90164aa442715f2d4e5f995709af552b |
| zuck is starting to realize his AI phase is going to flop like the Metaverse now he wants to rent the GPUs he hoarded. dumb lizard |
| With the recent performance of the market. This is bullish |
| Need more uranium |
| Put it in, then call it back out, repeatedly. That's how TACO fucks you. |
| Only country he has authority to tariff, so that makes sense. Given that the current rate is 30%, this would be a reduction. But that's assuming he signs an actual EO and doesn't stop at this shartpost, which is about 50/50 these days. |
| It's 2026. Numbers dont mean anything anymore. |
| money totally buys happiness. don't take advice from poors. |
| We need to get the person in charge of helping him find his way to the Oval in the morning fired. |
| So is this in addition to or a replacement of tariffs? Because if my tariff was 30% or more I have a a neat idea... |
| effective immediately |
| I bought 0dte puts at 9:34AM EST I held with conviction imagine if they were calls? \n\nwith the last of my money and will I bought end of week puts. Please god SPY to 684 |
| final and conclusive... until the buddies have load up on the dip |
| Big league is not being in the red zone. |
| 25% is some pussy shit |
| I’d be happy to break even on this one |
| Silver Stonks.....\n\nIt's retard time in the market |
| r/ValueInvesting sub in shambles, just whispering "P/E ratio" to cope while their portfolios stagnate. |
| 125% |
| Welp, this will backfire in 3...2... |
| How did the Tesla thing work out? |
| 5. One goes above a table to reach the ceiling and holds the lightbulb steady. The remaining four make the table spin. |
| 🗣️with 5 packs of hunny mussy and that’ll be it.\n\n.\n\n🌈🐻: *Would you like to try our new-*\n\n\n.\n\n##🗣️ My order is final and conclusive. |
| This dipshit is playing checkers with the world's economy |
| Some of you may go to war, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make |
| believe it or not |
| Calls on puts. And, vice-versa. |
| i used to be poor too |
| maths shows you are good. but bad |
| Ha. Good point |
| https://preview.redd.it/y7rf82wqrzcg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87898f4bd38daf69150dd90d7e6e1a2ac5d5a4b7 |
| 🥭 last ditch attempt to sway SCOTUS. Iran killing its own unarmed citizens, its an emergency and tariffs justified. Case closed. |
| Sure grandpa, that's what we will do. Night night. |
| How many days of this shit left? |
| https://preview.redd.it/thv3ts5qrzcg1.jpeg?width=305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21271ff5698ddf713eafc3e63057e547dbd7af24 |
| If I could invest into people making the "never talked to a woman" joke in this thread I would never have to work again |
| Quite the assumption that consumers would stop buying things. We haven't seen that tho -- we've actually seen the opposite. Consumptions are new ATH's despite dollar going down. If food costed 100x as much do you really think people are going to stop buying food...? |
| Nobody gives a shit |
| https://preview.redd.it/8fg4wq9orzcg1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b0b933d738dcbbcee72e7736f038e9e369cb15a |
| trump called elizabeth warren and got nudged by her to cap interest rates on credit cards \n\n--elizabeth warren rn on bloomberg |
| I mean this dipshit is saying WE will pay the tariff |
| Poor dude, look at how much he has aged due to all this shit |
| It's for the "unrelated" topic of claiming the fed spent too much renovating their building.\n\nHe is saying it's retaliation for not lowering interest rates, though, which it plainly is. Especially since Trump is spending way more and more provably, on the white house renovation |
| What happened to the bears from this morning? I swear the comments this morning made it sound like we were going to open -3% |
| Calls on LMT |
| Isn't this a pretty bad time to invest in a clothing company when there's an affordability crisis? Discretionary spending's the first to go. |
| So, Americans to pay more in tariffs? Got it. |
| Is the move to just throw dice on spy 0dtes with my whole port and leave for the year either way? What the fuck are we doing here. |
| Hope you're right |
| they have a cash cow with office, linkedin, azure....they are Fineeeeeeeeeeee lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/jxgq3y0lrzcg1.png?width=910&format=png&auto=webp&s=758fc591a4df3842e724c4c5f6222ca119077fe6 |
| Dude writes like he's an eighth-grader trying to pad the number of words in their essay without actually saying anything new. |
| Fidelity is better. |
| The order was in fact not final and not conclusive. |
| https://preview.redd.it/gyawfnakrzcg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e2c45b02f8ad34f034426b7fd9b3c8a04b7f810 |
| And communist, of course |
| China doesn’t care. They will just pull rare earths again |
| He thinks his Tweets are now law ;)\n\n \nHe's not right in the head! |
| What fraud |
| Diamond Balls |
| don't tell him that 😹 |
| https://preview.redd.it/2eufpa0hrzcg1.png?width=311&format=png&auto=webp&s=7021d3bf92ae5f444d65a335bade60df43814dc8 |
| bro has ran out of plays. SAD |
| LETS FUCKING GO!!!! CALLS TMR!!!\n\nChina trading with Iran means its tariffs drop to 25% right? |
| Did he just say if the Supreme Court rules back on tariffs we will have to pay itM so yeah dumb ass, keep adding to it. \n\nI hope this dude lives long enough to watch his life unfold and he gets everything his name on striped away. \n\nOne can hope. |
| BABABABABABA |
| if you just want 700 just sell covered call(s)... 3/20/26 665c are paying $35 of premium per share. |
| To gamble? |
| That Israel coup against Iran attempt really failed so now it's on to tarrifs. |
| Dollar down .25% so the market was actually down .09 not up .16. I dont think anyone reasonable thought recent events are good for the country, but increased inflation risks and potential for rising bond yields means stocks get bought. The price action isn't fake, its just convoluted. |
| Will Galp go up? Okay, I accept |
| Cash money until the next dip |
| Google surpasses NVidia in market cap and nvidia becomes a shitcoin 💩 |
| I do 10% with mine nobody likes to move |
| I farted..... |
| I see he's trying to get ahead of his major incoming Supreme Court loss. |
| what you getting instead? |
| Bro really posted a photo of him that says president of Venezuela 😂😂 |
| Today I learned Alan Greenspan is still alive. |
| UAE, Germany, and Turkey are all US allies and they trade with Iran |
| Does anyone wanna level up some alts in World of Warcraft? |
| yep probably |
| You getting BAER warrants? |
| “ I don’t like Iran, so I’m going to tax American businesses and citizens” . |
| yes and India and Turkey |
| Idk, my gold and silver holdings seem to love trump lol |
| Goog to 340 tomorrow? |
| I'm dumping nvda tomorrow lol I don't like the vibe |
| Ah yeah like when the dot com bubble burst and everyone bartered with bread and bullets |
| Increasing my tenants rent 5% once this lease ends. I need more money |
| Tariff threats ignored lol. Shit doesn't work anymore |
| https://preview.redd.it/rbno17v3rzcg1.png?width=496&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ca275a5963e077a86c7c74b67d509601c7483fb |
| Calls on alimony checks. |
| Just because the guy hasn't heard of some clothing store? |
| Dude has spent half a year banned lmao |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| isn't that China and Russia? that didn't work the last time he tried it |
| This message makes me feel like I've been struck by lightning. |
| I pulled all my stocks and ETFs based on the US market and went full Europe defence. I feel like there is only 1 constant right now and that is that everyone needs rockets and tanks... |
| https://preview.redd.it/6iczfxg1rzcg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a19a2b91553f819e36e28e870d5731d7a7990aa3\n\nFuggggg, looks my portfolio |
| How has this fat fuck not had a stroke yet? |
| Bought last Wednesday at 10am after it dipped. As for why—idk I like scalping WMT calls |
| NVIDIA or Lilly? |
| bought spy calls and slv puts. AH trading looks like i got it exactly wrong. |
| ##GAD DAM CLANKERS TOOK ER JABS! |
| Not sure what you're talking about, I literally gave you the source that says the opposite: \n \n\- Subscribers Q2 '25: 2.439M \n\- Subscribers Q3 '25: 2.471M\n\nIs that what you consider massive growth? |
| Only 25%? |
| Big discount for a lot of countries if they start doing business with Iran |
| Israel first |
| Closed out my GLD options and 95% of my AGQ position. \n\nThrew some of that cash into miners, leveraged Biotech, Target, MORT, XLP, RKT, UPS, Goodyear Tires, AMZN, Porsche\n\nStill waiting on some other plays to cash out within the next quarter or two. \n\nThinking of closing out SPY/QQQ when SPY gets to $700-$710 and then just buying back on a fat dip |
| not this mf again |
| the title of this post seems pretty accurate ngl\n\nbut at least your "donation" is not too big |
| This W/L ratio settles my nerves on my 705s for friday lmao |
| Ahhh SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP I WANT MONEY SHUT THE FUCK UP |
| So he's gonna decrease the tariff on China to only 25%? Interesting way of announcing it |
| I sure hope so man im leveraged to tits |
| clearly, that’s why I’m in it now |
| yet your mastery in flipping burgers is what pays the bills. extra ketchup with my fries please |
| Puts first, and then calls, silly. |
| Countries don’t pay tarrifs |
| Well India does trade with Iran I believe, does it mean there current 100% tariffs will become 25% 😀 |
| You already have a bet going - GLD to 450.0 before 02-Feb-2026 03:14 AM -05 |
| https://preview.redd.it/3d9vxrcuqzcg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9a8c0ac9077db21a799f62a96b6e43edca91803 |
| !banbet |
| 25% tariffs gives +25 armour rating to Iranian protesters. |
| 2023 major trading partners: China, UAE & India\n\nhttps://oec.world/en/profile/country/irn |
| I have been convinced. Well played all |
| Fucking guy wants to rule the world. I don't know how much more of this I can stand. |
| From what I understand they are suing to make WBD disclose their reasoning for turning them down. Basically saying "you're holding back info from your shareholders, and in turn they will get screwed", then attempting to win over the shareholders to vote in favor of the Paramount merger. |
| Don’t fight the fed, unless your the executive branch apparently |
| Oh cmon I was just reaching green today ffs |
| https://preview.redd.it/llayto6sqzcg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e698eddc4a2bd9683bb38398d663fe1760b1cbc |
| Volume really low almost everyday nowadays it’s all fake |
| nice play, i don't blame you. unity will be quick to rug pull everyone once again |
| In short, it could go up or down. |
| Nah will just float there like a turd doing nothing or slightly up like it always does.\n\n\nNobody takes that retard seriously and his tariff bullshit doesn't scare anyone any more. |
| Dont worry there's a human milking room in the back. |
| does the EU do business with china? |
| don't wake the Xi 🐻 when he is hibernating ffs |
| The books are cooked and it's gonna pump. \n\nEven after all the weird news, and starting the day at 690, we still ended at 695. \n\nA quiet news front and some cooked books will push it past 700, even though it's kinda bullshit. |
| 🥭 better pump those job numbers up or else we have time to strike lmao |
| consumers would stop buying things, it would be impossible to insure things, etc. Some assets would increase in value, not many would though. |
| dude's gonna bomb iran next weekend |
| Better be true |
| Someone help grandpa up to bed |
| So, CALLS? |
| Based on your win % my puts are fucked |
| this is for anyone who does business w them |
| https://preview.redd.it/ph6vzh0pqzcg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58740d25e51958a0a1bd4ed8741c12a8976c21fb |
| I always liked Mr. Wizard better than Bill Nye the Science Guy. |
| Noted! I'll report back |
| https://preview.redd.it/meeojfpnqzcg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=976b576763d91de935ff444f0453c3801913c866 |
| You don't know shit |
| Supreme taco soon |
| Fake |
| Lol |
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| Why is meta such a pos now |
| MMs fuckery |
| $70 now, welcome to inflation |
| 2 but how do they get inside the light bulb? |
| I agree with this.\n\nI don't particularly follow generics mid-high end fashion, but I do enjoy fashion across the board.\n\nI have not heard of this brand either and I'm from the Midwest. Lululemon is still high on the list around these parts. |
| I bought few puts for tomorrow. I dont see how todays price action isnt fake when you think about the current market conditions and shit taco is making |
| Free money |
| waving goodbye to yet another opportunity at generational wealth passing me by |
| Down 2% over night. 1% green by close tomorrow |
| This means China... |
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| VEA ETF |
| god damn im invovled in so much stupid shit that now I care about a local town hall meeting in bumfuck, Missouri, am researching how bullets are made, and am now an expert on the trajectory of uranium’s spot price this year |
| How many ber does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
| the way they fumbled the AI lead it deserves to go to 0 |
| CALLS !\n\nmango says any country doing business with Iran will face 25% U.S. tariff |
| why did you buy WMT weeklies? Genuine question\n\ndid you pick these up at open? |
| Yep. Which is why Europe is going to outperform the US for another year. Holding VGK until the admin changes. |
| phew!! crossing my fingers for tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/ojym4s8gqzcg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76a74be8fa05df600f4a41ec55e7edd139594a87 |
| AVGO 380 Friday |
| lol, I can’t wait for the day I get to read the obit |
| Read that as “master of puppets” and started reminiscing on all of the 80’s Metallica concerts I never attended because I wasn’t born |
| 25% tariffs on any country that does business with Iran. China is their biggest trading partner |
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| MSFT is allergic to growth 😔 |
| Hopefully you recognize me |
| Fun fact: starting with $1, 70% monthly returns over 5 years will get you to $67 trillion. 20% monthly would get you $300 million |
| isn't Iran already sanctioned to eternity |
| I’m on here too much I’m starting to recognize the same accounts commenting. Signing off for the night |
| Leonardo DRS has been recovering nicely from the dip. Still has plenty of upside left |
| So tariffs on Chyna |
| As a bull myself I feel very bearish about tomorrow we will see whats gonna happen but it feels like we won’t see 700 for some time |
| Last tarrifs before wendsday decision lol |
| Spotify 520 tomorrow |
| What did the orange moron do now? |
| my butthole is federally reserved for jpow |
| I still think Silver is going to run long-term, just going to be a choppy as hell ride. It's been a long term structural shortage and didn't get the bump from debasement and inflation. \n\nRetail is just topping portion - this is all china and shortage/pressure on Comex/LBMA. Still going to watch a ton of people get washed out paying massive option premiums and physical spreads even if it does ramp through Q1 |
| He has to do something dumb every day |
| Iran currency is now worthless\n\n1 Rial = 0 USD |
| AI robot can never mix in the "secret ingredient." |
| Hmm. Orange is going unhinged again. I was bullish on JPow attack... But now my taint is tingling and that's berish |
| He's ratcheting up the fear for sure but I still think we get to at least $700 before any major dump. I imagine we'll get several terrible news breaks in the span of a couple days, and that might be what it takes to sustain a dump. \n\nNo one reacts to noise when even the quiet times are loud as fuck. |
| The amount of greed in this market is appalling |
| Wonder if he has trouble taking dumps. He doesn’t get a lot of fiber I bet. |
| Nope. |
| Tarriffs 🥭 says…\n\nWhat that means= a tax on americans. |
| I'm so glad to see PayPal mentioned so many times here. I hope that company gets blown to oblivion. I just hate to have to use it, yet so many clients request it. |
| Tank this fucking market spy to 0 so my calls print matter of fact spy to -700 cause why not |
| Less podcasts more music |
| I had hoped we would leave that in 2025 😭 |
| https://preview.redd.it/l13htiq2qzcg1.png?width=384&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e806a223cc7bba92eda56e13412f6b198caa39c |
| Meh 25% is nothing burger \n\nAlgos only react bigly when the words “china” and “tariff” are in the same post |
| Waiting for tweet “It’s a great time to sell” |
| It’s giving “but I want a pony, daddy!” |
| don't forget about Meta's 0.33% dividend! |
| Might have been me in the morning thread |
| I full ported my 8k into 10c 45 days out and I’m already up 3k, almost sold today as well. With the offering being closed I’m looking for another pop this week towards $11 |
| Very final. Some might even say conclusive |
| Its gonna go to the left tomorrow |
| A tariff tweet? LMAO remember those? 🤗 |
| I have three sisters, and have never heard of this brand. \n\nNow they're all 40+ and live in Rural Wisconsin so that may also be part of it\n\nEdit: Also married for 4 years - but i really don't ask what brands she's buying |
| My ghey tendrils are tinglin! More tariffs! Dance ghey bears! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Bro is unhinged |
| Any updates on fatfinger guy? |
| Go turn your wifi off for a week, it helps |
| AI+Robotics being able to be thrown into some Masterchef shit and make a cheesecake better and faster than a pastry chef will be the real singularity. |
| Samw |
| So tariffs for two days🌮 |
| Just buy gold bro this chat gpt shit won't save you. |
| Dude, I just saw a woman I know buy something from here yesterday and it was the first I've heard of the store. This is legit, are they viral or something? |
| uhm this will be... interesting\n\ntariffs but what if they're called illegal in 2days? They said in that case "we have a plan", but I doubt it\n\nso nothing burger? |
| I pay a credit card bill and have a girlfriend so I’ve heard of it |
| the worse the news, the greater the pump 🚀 |
| Meta was up 4.25% last year. You would be better off with buying a bond.... |
| Why go down ? Down go why ? |
| Bro, it's final and conslusive! |
| You haven't had a party to vote for since 1996. |
| don't flex on us too hard |
| Happy gambling |
| 🥭 republic |
| Just when you want it to dip it fucken Rips 😭 \n\nWith ya on them 1/30 $SPY PUTS |
| Lol tariff wars are back baby |
| 🥭 knows to tweet this shit AH … knowing it’ll recover by open. Brilliant |
| Yeah since november. It's up like 20% over 1 year (in euro terms, ex-uk would be even higher since the pound dropped almost as much as the dollar). That's highly highly unusual though. I assume ai and mag 7 money rotating into gold and ex-usa stocks in a desperate attempt to hedge somehow.\n\nStill that's why i would suggest VT or msci world over spy at this strange moment in time. |
| If the CPI is bad, maybe 690 and a great dip to buy. Then back to flat. |
| Can’t tell if shit happening today is worse than before because before was pretty shit too |
| Its spelled ketamine |
| Shallow and pedantic |
| Tariffs again 🫢 |
| God I hope my RXRX gets sucked into this for their data set |
| I have hella puts. Strength and honour. |
| China buys oil a lot. |
| Hope ya shorted the crypto today |
| OPEX is coming on 1/16. May see a selloff sometime before then. Max Pain on SPY for 1/16 options is 689. Watch the market makers bring it down to around that level by the end of the week. |
| at it takes is a bearish headline then euphoria is over |
| Yeah super risky, but check out the Options open interest for Friday- Looks insane lol |
| Never heard of it…. Suuure |
| NVIDIA is putting a billion into a lab, who cares?\n\nThis is PR for regards lol. |
| Wendy’s is calling bro. Already had a black whatever April last year, not due yet. |
| i got gold gapping up tomorrow, and fading.... |
| Exactly why I got puts for Friday |
| QE is NOT money printing. They are separate. |
| Another day another garbage from 🥭 |
| He waits til market close to say this stuff by design |
| And that’s exactly why it fucking tanked |
| how else are you supposed to refi 37 trillion in debt when interest rates are still high? |
| I picked up some Jan 2027 20C on Friday. Glad I did. So I have a little more time on those now. |
| I was gonna buy some last week, but instead, I came here for help. Y'all talked me out of it. thank you. |
| Y’all ever had proctalgia fugax |
| So an additional 25% on China??? We're fuk |
| Until Wednesday, when the supremes tell him to GTFO |
| Don't give them any ideas |
| I tried creatine for 3 weeks holy shi this helps with stress |
| And now, in SPY overnight fashion, it will go to bed back at its cozy 689 before waking up tomorrow and continuing to shatter ATHs |
| I hope they bring him back for commentary like Nick Saban |
| Not sure what you mean "below my cost basis", but I was paid $1 \*for\* the Covered Call that I sold, which I expected Theta to eat to nothing, I had to BUY it back for 3x the amount to close the transaction out. |
| lol I have calendar spread I make money as long as it stays within 180-193 range |
| if they don’t overturn, bullish imo |
| Cpi is gonna be hot so back 680 |
| Who tf even is 👁️🏃🏻♂️ |
| Feels like trump is actively trying to make it dump |
| Yessssiiirrr |
| Sold my calls today at the top! \n\nSo it's definitely gonna rip... |
| Ahhh that explains the drop lmao. Hes trying to get rid of that Venezuelan oil |
| They made the same announcement with NVO in June. It didn't help at all |
| NVDA the most manipulated stock in the world. You will 100% lose money. |
| So if they don’t overturn, markets will correct, right? LOL think again |
| Good luck Man ! Hopefully you are right and this will at least triple up !! |
| What about china? |
| Welcome to Costco. I love you |
| right. but they’re not going to overturn them. they’ll find an excuse for their boss. |
| Riddle me this: \n\nIf getting rich is so easy, why am I so broke? 🤔 |
| Yeah forreal lol idk wtf op is saying |
| Bro get a GF |
| We also still have folding@home which does it for free using distributed computing from volunteers. Its not like it was only ps3 thing. |
| No mention of COF, SYF, C, etc on here for the TACO trade? That's where the easy money is. |
| Does anyone even do business with Iran? No need to disrespect corpses like that. |
| Shorted futes last night and had weekend puts it was alright! |
| Breaking: 🌮25% tariff on any nation that trades with Iran |
| SPY 700 tomorrow |
| Mmm experiencing some anal spasm at this time |
| And the market goes up |
| 🥭treating Greenland like a blonde child clinging to her parents |
| Sneak peek of tomorrow 👀\n\n \nbad CPI: SPY +1%\n\ngood CPI: SPY +2% |
| https://preview.redd.it/aw9b5de3pzcg1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a1c0584518ea3555e39494f35a556b2fa288972 |
| I might take a break from options for tomorrow after nonstop trading them for 4 months and just do shares. This market has some kind of irrational hatred for options right now |
| They’re still trying to tank this dog shit fucking stock NVDA holy fucking shit the anger in my FUCKING BODY |
| I just genuinely want to end it 24/7 anymore. This life is so miserable. Good luck all. |
| Given that it’s bomb proof and drone proof, I suspect it actually does. With the nature of the events it’s hosting, otherwise much cheaper I agree. |
| So China? ehhh |
| 💯 \n\nand the others suck his shriveled pp nightly. not sure why people do what he says. I actually think his ONLY talent is cult leading |
| dam bro \n\nhey can I get like $30 just until next week |
| >U.S. President Donald Trump: "Effective immediately, any Country doing business with the Islamic Republic of Iran will pay a Tariff of 25% on any and all business being done with the United States of America. This Order is final and conclusive."\n\nLol |
| Donald J. Trump: 45(Fired)-7th U.S. President, convicted felon & sexual abuse, twice-impeached, 6X bankrupt businessman, and three-time divorcee under ongoing legal scrutiny. \n\nDonald Trump will go down in history as the first American president to have willingly betrayed his own country in service to a foreign enemy. His acts of treason will be taught in history books for generations to come, and the name "Trump" will become synonymous with treachery. |
| Wow, no kidding. I'm not upset though, I put the money into ONDS and made 40% in 3 days lol |
| fuk. thats what i see too, but still might melt up for another day. |
| The funny thing with Dan Ives is that he dresses like a colorful gay bear but he’s actually a perma bull |
| it’s not a matter of puppets or partisan takes\n\nit’s that the entire market is already expecting them to be overturned \n\nliterally the definition of priced in |
| You’re gonna feel real shitty when SPY goes up 1% while NVDA tanks |
| https://preview.redd.it/ap4ofvxtozcg1.png?width=306&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9c1ac0ec16a17dbc13780c689f7cc9749d4867f |
| nice to see another ball knower in the wild |
| Sure do. How many drug companies have done this recently and no results yet? Most of em. \n\nSlap AI onto white bread, and folks would buy it. |
| !remindme 1 day |
| Premiums are crazy - doing some vertical debits/credits on SLV in the meantime. Everything tells me a retrace down - but honestly wouldn't be surprised to see another 5% up day tomorrow, and the next day etc until everyone it loaded to the tits with calls and then it dumps 30% in a day or something.\n\n \nThe scary thing is everyone at my work has been trying to wait in line at the coin shop to buy physical at like $10 premium to spot... Think we still have a little bit more euphoria before everyone gets wiped out. |
| trump to impose 25% tariff on any country that trades with iran\n\n--bloomberg |
| The force is strong in you |
| K-shaped economy |
| Does AMPX keep going up this week? |
| I got until end of month, chill 😎 |
| *Your expiration is pending confirmation by the Options Clearing Corporation* |
| people keep forgetting that. 3 of those fuckers are bought and paid for by trumpf |
| Nah im all cash.. need a dip to get back in.. |
| if you think you know what the market's going to do on any given day, you belong here |
| When I met you, I said my name was Rich,\n\nYou look like a girl from Abercrombie & Fitch.\n\nSorry, Rich, but you have bad taste. Heavy puts on Abercrombie expiring late in the year. Fraud alert to the max. |
| Like every other day? |
| Someone will prolly flip you for a milli. Just flirt with rich older guys |
| My goat JP |
| TSM to the moon |
| I feel there is irrational optimism about the supreme court overturning the tariffs. don’t we all know that all but 3 of them are 🥭 puppets? |
| It's cheaper than Costco. |
| Won’t lie bears got to me. I got a spy put for tomorrow but also nvda calls it’s one way or other ig |
| If the tech can't in any way be used for porn it's shitty tech that won't last. \n\nBacktest this. |
| Do you live under a rock? AI and compute models have been helping develop medicine and pharmaceuticals for decades now. This isnt some new fake technology. |
| Good |
| +906% on my GLD calls today >:)\n\nAnd Walmart! +333% on my 118c weekly |
| OP\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ve8tapufozcg1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20e1d594d784e452f9e2c977998d79846d03bebe |
| Just for swing trade, giving me like 3x lever, exit before the greenland bluff called off. |
| lol |
| if you ask me, this day was just pure BS |
| SLV to 100 and then buy puts |
| Lmao. Caught me. |
| 🥭:More tariffs! |
| Thank you. |
| If you follow the paper trail we are currently feeling the effects of Trump forcing him to lower interest rates in his first term. Pair that with the PPP Loans I mean free money to corporations. The Average doesn’t have a chance anymore. Because of that we are becoming a 3rd world country. |
| Nvda giveth nvda taketh |
| Can’t wait until we need to ration our water supply so we can build the newest data center for Zuckerberg. |
| SCOTUS chickened out. They are rewriting a new ruling now to ratify tariffs. |
| Blood red tomorrow |
| "If I use arbitrary cut off points then euro stock>us stock" 🤓🤓🤓 |
| Big if true |
| People like round numbers man |
| Any industry show fans? |
| The UPS truck in my neighborhood got rebranded to Aritzia cause that is all that dude dumps on my porch daily…. 🙄 Bought it a while back. Offsets the wife spending, I guess… |
| “Top 1% commenter” \n\nOk |
| The quickest way is to put it all in 0dtes! You’ll get there in no time! |
| Bears can't even get a single solid day |
| Integrity is waining on NVDA, wtf is this. |
| The market will ignore this shit for like a week and then react. |
| First day off of options trading? Believe it or not, calls. |
| All roads are bullish silver |
| Cramer lol |
| Inverse Reddit this will print |
| Takes one to know one ameritard |
| No, first thing I learned since I'm on wsb is that bears are very gay. I'll have to pass on this one |
| Bro, I'm gainfully employed. |
| Ngl I had to place some at the close today, just riding the volatility but expecting much higher if Wednesday isn’t in favor of Trump. Spy going downhill |
| I dumped most of my blue chip us equities today for euro and global blue chip equities. \n\nI think maybe the guard rails held on jpow stuff. |
| Yeah I’m also petite (5’3”), so that’s another factor for me and my Asian friends that are on the shorter side lol. Aside from having shorter lengths, their clothes also run truer to international sizing standards than American brands that do vanity sizing. Like an XS here is actually a true 0 that fits perfectly, versus an XS at stores like Banana Republic feels more like a 4 that needs to be tailored down. |
| Maybe the only AI company with a positive balance sheet by now |
| Not touching GLD. It’s a legitimate store of value in times like these when folks flee for safety. \n\nShillver on the other hand has always been second fiddle, and first clown |
| Like going back to the stone age? Where digital money doesn’t work and paper wealth disappears? Bullish silver. |
| Were your covered call "losses" closed below your cost basis? |
| Pricey |
| Meanwhile the market: \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/56t4mhc1ozcg1.jpeg?width=231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=615cc4d90c7b0a2d867308dc37d9050c0e4518ae |
| https://preview.redd.it/8xedfgy0ozcg1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97a5d205236981b24da9b1b22c812c117cd2e8bb\n\nWhale cum regard |
| Highlight of my day is reading the daily thread sorted “best” |
| Lol ber thought |
| Yo PCT guy, thanks again 🙌 regards like you make this place the casino that it is |
| RenTech cant hold a candle to you. |
| OSS ! What happened today? |
| Nvda ffs give me 200 |
| My gym has been doing the same thing for a month. Bullshit. |
| pretty sure you can walk into most coin dealers and they will buy 3% (or whatever) below spot |
| !banbet |
| Dog your utilities bill is charging his gas so he can drive! That's his tip! |
| Meta closed at the intraday low today, 635 tomorrow |
| No, he said that before the market opened this morning. You just saw it. |
| I’m up 648% so far with over 2,000 shares. It’s climbing very similar to how RKLB did. |
| Their last 10Q showed massive growth so unless some insider is leaking numbers that’s what we know until the next 10Q, the rest is just noise |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Goodoldhold made a bet that MARA would go to 11.0 within **1 week** when it was 10.62 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 25 wins and 18 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Pam Bondi standing behind him looking very uncomfortable while he's spewing this bullshit. |
| You only need 11 flips from $500 to a million. You’re not that far away from achieving greatness |
| Now I'm considering selling |
| Watch them not even do a decision on Wednesday and delay the ruling again🤡 |
| Trump says something dumb? Buy silver. Sell once it hits it's new high. Repeat. |
| They also bought and now own reigning champ |
| If today was an email the bandwidth used to distribute it would’ve been the biggest waste since you told ChatGPT “thank you”. |
| 333: a few blocks over from the beast |
| At the store? |
| Only greeks I know are gyros and falafels |
| LMAO. 🥭 just said that if credit card companies ignore his 10% cap next week that they're in violation of the law. I must have missed the part in the constitution where it says that if the President posts it on Truth Social, it immediately becomes law. |
| CGMU.TO (Canadian market) but I also have a sizeable amount in UGL (2x gold) |
| Locked in 2400,, down 2k in open positions but still level from the last two days. \nKinda hoping ACHR keeps bouncing between 8.5 & 9.25 |
| +163,000 OI on NVDA 200c 1/16/25 \n\nLOL ! |
| GLD and SLV puts checking in |
| Probably should have bought in at $7 |
| Imagine being from the Balkans and calling any other country/region tard-like. \n\nFkn lmao |
| My store of value fake internet money 😿 |
| For ONDS 15$. For POET which i came out of, 10$ |
| Goon to the moon |
| Damn way to many put holders in here. Scares me for mine |
| if bears spent as much time trading as they did bitching their portfolios might go up |
| Look all im gonna say about silver is if i had a stash of 2kg silver bars it just doesnt seem like id have any realistic way to realize profit on this market pump. Im pretty sure the ishares and all that other shit are just fucking over shorts and options as usual. Does it mean i could take a silver bar i bought last month for 1k and sell it for 2k? Nope - might get 200 dollar profit but only if theres a buyer, but who the fuck is lined up to buy silver? |
| Ye i got calls this market is too stupid to fail |
| Ok silver bulls I’m back round two. Let’s see a 5-10% drop tomorrow |
| As long they can bomb some sand man and present it with country music soundtrack at least twice a year, everybody is cool with this economy. |
| Golden Google Goon |
| Username checks out |
| Yeah all the SREs complain about it. I do like the tracing part of it, its well done but there are other monitoring solutions with new ones popping every other month. Maybe ill do it🤔🤔 |
| Lmk how many mortgages and what % |
| Loaded with puts |
| SQQQ for ber market. |
| I didn’t play for weeks and today I finally got in only to have the worst possible outcome. This stock is too manipulated |
| Pltr 200c 2/6 free money. Huge buys market on close. Someone knows something (me) |
| More fake numbers=pump. OP is fuk |
| dawg I refuse to believe we just went up 1% from yesterday and it keeps going up off of what most would consider bad news |
| Circular economy has been redefined at the best. Market can be evergreen on hopium alone👌 |
| I own a good portion of PL. Was one of my best performers back half of 2025 |
| Yes everything is going well where I’m sitting |
| They literally have an in-store bench area with a coffee table and a fake tree or two, it's even set up near the cashiers so that when the girls check out and buy their stuff, the bfs know when to get up and tag along on out of there. The Aritzia in Sherway Gardens mall (Toronto) even has a cafe, for when you want to buy $10 lattes after spending $1000 on shit. |
| HIMS has best-in-class brand recognition and user experience. They are the provider everyone has heard of, if they keep executing they will be the winner in this rapidly growing space. Robinhood, Red Bull, you name it. They were the first big brand in a rapidly growing industry, everyone and their brother took a shot at them but it didn’t matter once you have the brand and the quality to back it up. |
| I think all you need is some time.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0rxq4chfnzcg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2efaf2fe1348049ff4648b9ff11f0ddd2cb46105 |
| Google at the half-devil number. |
| You’re 3 SPY 0DTEs from becoming a millionaire OP |
| LMT \n\n$600 \n\nMarch. |
| $Cvna all the way to 1 million dollars a share. It’s better than every stock on the planet. If you don’t own Carvana you’re a ghey bear and your mom should have left you at the river with the other ghey reject bares |
| “Hi ho SHILLVER. Awayyyyyyy” |
| Was out getting groceries, the fucking store was blasting that damn kpop demon hunters song... again. |
| Banana!\n\n*DanDanDan intensifies* |
| I stand corrected! I’m not here because I’m smart that’s for sure |
| Because trump is a petulant, vindictive, narcissistic, lying, con man, ruzzian stooge, multiple times failed businessman, idiot. |
| ONDS has dilution issues as they are just starting out . RCAT on the other hand has done all the dilution already in the past years and now gearing more towards execution |
| Girth gods |
| Shitty stock |
| LUNR making it difficult for me not to buy into the hype |
| Tomorrow I check on the strippers. Lots of talk of recession and field research must be done. |
| I remember at the last World Summit on How to Screw People Live, we all agreed the play was to convince mypdacc to short silver |
| It’s like an advanced Martingale Strategy, but with no max bets holding you back! |
| I wish I would have bought google instead of meta but thank god I sold my calls before that dump today 😮💨 |
| Wow |
| Hey ameritards, just before the fake CPI hits the tape, are you really, truly happy with this economy? |
| Rip to all the Metards |
| Then it's good until August. |
| Don't go backwards! |
| Dead money for a long time before the deal is done. |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: V.EPL\n\n Direction: Up\n\n Prognosis: Buy shares (Target entry < $0.25)\n\n Fundamentals: $1.1M Net Profit trading at pennies vs. unprofitable tech stocks\n\n OP's Position: 1,000,000 shares (Whale alert 🐳) |
| but they said they weren't enron. |
| Buying more Planet Labs - executing on their strategy and company is in major growth mode! |
| Made $75 on calls so obviously I bought 1.5K of puts on close cause I love to give back |
| At some point you gotta look in the mirror take responsibility and say "stop buying high dumbass" |
| It just means im not broke yet. I will pass this onto someone soon i am sure lol |
| Link me up bro |
| yah, markets go up if dollar drops 50% lol. You realize it's an inverse correlation between dollar value and equity value, right? |
| Just hit 8 networth. Can't wait to hit 100 myself |
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| Fries in the bag |
| My groceries were just delivered by a boomer in a Tesla who double checked if a tip was included. If this isn't a recession indicator idk what is |
| where do bears keep getting money for plays? I thought SNAP benefits ended |
| Def looking up wtf TQQQ is now! |
| Ayatollah used that god scam to get all the money and get himself all the bitches |
| Why exactly? And then invest it in what exactly? \n\nI'd end up paying like 30% in taxes, and then would have to invest the remaining $1M in something better. SPY? |
| "accidentally mistyped" |
| I bought the dip like crazy last year April, |
| Completely done with this day. Like I just can’t..\n\nWhere’s the vodka |
| What did someone say about "insanity" and "trying the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results". Pfft, must be smoking! |
| Imagine not being balls deep in neo clouds |
| why the hell do I keep day trading when we only green days\n\ni'd make 3x more if just held |
| ive never seen meta green after hours. oh maybe becasue it shit the bed tday garbage stock. 630s tmr |
| “Partnering with biggest AI compute company in world will result in worse outcomes because I said so” ?? |
| And me… |
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| Ligma Deez? |
| "If they are like to die," said Scrooge, "then they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population." |
| I’m ghey right now for the person who mentioned COPX |
| I just spit up kava in a corner of a kava lounge right now. |
| Sometimes the paramedics have onlyfans because they are paid less than trash men, but that costs extra |
| It’s valuation is so absurdly high… I am all for the high value and potential for GPUs, but it’s basically priced in the next 5 years of growth already. I’d want to see it pull back to at least $140 before buying in. |
| I can see that happening |
| Lmaooo going up the same amount % wise as last year entirely would be hysterical |
| Yup warned everybody a week ago about that meme stock. Sorry dude |
| What else does ChatGPT think? |
| I’ll say their dresses aren’t the best quality for what they ask. My wife buys jackets and pants from there. Seems to be better quality, I’d say the jackets are better with the 100% wool but most things there are better alternatives |
| I just googed in my pants a little. |
| 14th is next day for opinions |
| Bears are the kind of people that bungie cord bed mattresses to the top of a Prius |
| It is very possible for markets and gold to both go up. Imagine the USD lost 99% of it's value overnight because of hyperinflation or something. To adjust / compensate -- markets would skyrocket (ie: 1oz of gold was $4600, is now $460k due to USD being worth 100x less). It'd probably be even more due to loss of confidence in the dollar tho, just ballparking estimates / examples. \n\nLikewise equities would skyrocket too. Who wants to hold an asset that is potentially in a bubble / popping (dollars). You want to hold real assets / equities. \n\n\---\n\nwhat is your rational that stock market / equities and gold can't both go up at the same time? That's completetly incorrect -- it was true when we were on the gold standard but that is incredibly dated knowledge (that is no longer true as soon as we dropped it) |
| mitosis |
| You ain’t rich until it’s over $1k |
| Might as well give that money to me then |
| Sensible. Im just letting my leaps ride, tbh just whining and cant complain |
| is that the sweatpants store with the unfathomably loud music? |
| I’m dying 🤣 |