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| U 2 bro |
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| Let's fucking go |
| Got my SPY $400p locked and loaded for tm |
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| Did you go full spy yet? |
| > I’d of made\n\n\n\n\n\nNo wonder you lost it all |
| Friday is full theta day lol hope you didnt buy anything 👍 |
| 8 months under drump might as well be a decade in financial events lol, but it is Google |
| 20$ across 50k trades |
| I read big ugly for some reason |
| And they will lose it this year |
| It sounds like Stranger Things didn't stick the landing |
| Hahaha \n- AI |
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| Honest question, how do I get my partner at work fired? \n\nBro is taking 50% of the opportunities and doing literally nothing with them, he’s actively studying for certifications to leave here and openly says he’s leaving once he gets another job.. \n\nShit could be 4 months from now, I don’t got time to wait for your fuck ass in this commission field |
| !RemindMe 1 Sep 2026 |
| It was a tongue in cheek joke. Glad you got it. |
| Bitcoin pumping, spy will be up bigly tomorrow |
| Give it a year |
| Hopefully it changes your gambling addiction |
| Do you think you are making even more on that? You can cash out now, take the tax hit, and invest in some boring index fund |
| 2026- back to 4k! |
| watching curb really makes you realize how unfunny jerry seinfeld is |
| The problem is you made money |
| You also can't do it by buying just the security. Out of the money calls, or nothing! |
| My best investment in 2025 year was a shadowless zard |
| Like analysts, they just copy each other. |
| You mean gambling? Lol |
| I suspect 🥭 or one of his economic advisers has an reddit account which is active here. |
| 9800 ASTS 15,500 RKLB. You have a great position. |
| This year's loss porn is pretty epic |
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| MMs teleporting red minotaur dildo directly to rectum without penetrating asshole. This is a flash assfuck causing immense pain |
| $200 |
| So no need to tattoo anything |
| Why does every Twitter furu have the same market prediction for next year? |
| Easy comes, easy goes. |
| Oh god, be careful! |
| Ok, Nick Fuentes |
| $asts gang here let's go! Im getting close to 14000 shares, thinking 2026 is our year\n\nWhat's your split between ASTS and rklb? I sold rklb for ASTS last year because I felt ASTS had a much bigger long term opportunity. So far id have been better off holding rklb, but can't say I regret buying asts. \n\nPersonally think ASTS has a larger TAM and more explosive growth the next few years and monopoly like economics compared to rklb... But should be a good year for both! L |
| 😮💨😮💨😮💨 run it up again and again and again |
| LMFAO |
| Congrats! |
| Bingo 😏👌 |
| !RemindMe 6 months |
| That's 2300 USD per month at 4% without even touching the principal... Enough to go by while he looks for a job |
| It's publicly traded partnership (PTP), which makes it a very unattractive trade for non-US tax payers. Probably one of the reasons why the premiums are so low. I can see other reasons, but anyway, if you \*are\* a US tax payer, you already have a slight edge here. Good luck to you. |
| I’ve been watching the mods work.\n\nI know it’s a hard job.\n\nReports, reposts, negative karma, no joy.\n\nI’ve been here for the bad trades.\n\nThe “guh.”\n\nInternational gourd futures.\n\nUpvotes, downvotes, automod violence.\n\nLurker. Commenter. Probably soon to be banned. Reinstated.\n\nI'm on my knees, Mods. \n\nPraying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want.\n\nOne flair: “See you, space cowboy…” |
| True alpha here not seeking flight nor safety with nobody but myself I'm hard as fuck |
| Yes |
| Hey bro congrats I know this is asking a lot but can you please send me some. I’m having some health issues and just need cash to try to get everything sorted. And this is an impressive gain btw, $4k into over a million is insane. Please take it out of options forever and just invest in a reasonably diversified portfolio. |
| We post only losses here, sir... |
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| I made 180k then lost it all 🙃 |
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| I do a mix of VT, VIG, VTV, VBR...shit is solid. |
| Sounds like old ladies are an untapped market 🥁😅 |
| SELL RIGHT FUCKING NOW |
| See how it went up so high, so fast? It can go down that fast and frankly, massively faster if shit goes wrong. Be careful man. Imagine the wrath you will unleash on your self if that were to happen, and you had the chance to cash it out and pay taxes on it. You have that chance right now, and it can turn the fuck around on you in a heartbeat. |
| I feel enlightened, wow |
| excuse me |
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| Wish you warmed me sooner |
| Don't get greedy homie.\n\n1M aint a comfortable retirement. Especially since you're going to be paying taxes on this, you won't have 1M after. Easy to lose it all trying to chase the next dragon. |
| It expired today, didn’t it?\nHappy new year . |
| Younger chicks seeking flight to safety with rich older dudes. 😬\n\nYounger dudes seeking flight to safety with other younger dudes. 😬 |
| Reddit and other social media is full of them. |
| Nice job dude, I'm jelly. |
| Its too often someone brags about losing money |
| by the time your 45, a sandwich at wendys will cost 100K |
| We moon tomorrow, MM new year pumping coming |
| You made lots of money, didn’t you? |
| Topic is depression.. makes long list of happy |
| You did it |
| It’s only gambling if you lose… durr |
| fuuuuuuck so many people became millionaires with options last year and here I lost 1k in total |
| Honestly, I’m looking forward to Neurolink working out. I want to retire to the Matrix (straight back to the 90s). |
| Is it still taxed long term if you held the leaps for less than 1 year? |
| I was the same way |
| Is $zeta any good for long term or just pump and dump? Too hyped on twitter |
| AIDS |
| Imagine if it was like that and you could increase your energy amount by increasing calories and decreasing labor. The richest people on earth would be the fattest and physically laziest on earth. |
| Gonna be hard to live off of 700k at age 30. |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW0NtG7X8Ys |
| I’m glad it worked for a while but options are high risk and we don’t have the information to make those judgements This reminds me of the gamblers ruin because you keep gambling and you eventually go bust. \n\nThat’s why it’s so hard to recommend options professionally. |
| MY PORT IS 655K AT 31 THATS 2.5M at 45 where I can withdraw 100k a year and not work! Lets fucking go giga chads I won the game if I just hold spy! |
| too many spankings? |
| China shills and bots downvoting the truth |
| !remind me 1 year |
| He got fat fired |
| How dare they report something that's true, and I have freely talked about several times! |
| China understands something that America does not: child labor and an absence of enforced labor laws |
| ngl $1m in 2025(6) doesn't even constitute new money. $1m is like super modest retirement in mid-west or a down payment on a house + some spending money in a HCOL city lol\n\nhopefuly OP realizes that and spends accordingly. (budgets their whoring in a spreadsheet) |
| Jokes on them, they'll owe us |
| You don't have to tell me twice, putting my life savings in platinum🫡 |
| NVDA |
| Why does my ass hurt? |
| Boomers going to college football games only to hang with 19 year olds lmaooooo losers |
| Barclays says they’re gonna miss this q & kathy wood recently invested. Do with that what you will 😬 |
| When you book your trip, do you have a casino host? Im pretty sure if you do, that they would happily accommodate the request. If not, youre at the mercy of your play getting noticed by a host who has the power to comp those kinds of things. A good host for the right client will make litteraly anything happen, so long as it is legal and could potentially result in a profit. |
| for the new year remember dopamine poisoning causes severe depression: 0dte options, sports betting, online poker, porn, OF simping, events betting/ predictions markets, doom scrolling, tiktok algos, prolonged gaming, sugar overload, energy drinks, fatty fast food. |
| You did this all in one year??? |
| Like running a marathon on a treadmill 😀 |
| I hope you get that flair dude. |
| AMZN |
| Serves him right!!! |
| MS, JPM, AAPL, NFLX, NVDA, AMZN, META, MSFT, GOOGL |
| Have you tried guys? |
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| All the rain is going to make the game interesting, but Indiana is a damn good team. |
| Well.. there's spaghetti meals and there's 🇮🇹🍝Spaghetti Meals🤌. |
| How far OTM did you go |
| In this economy? |
| Funny you mention it because slots are strategically what you want to play to boost your theo. They have the highest average return to player. Each time you spin your bet is in some way added to your theo, but unlike table games where players lose 100% of their bet on non winning hands (yeah, i know this isnt always the case, but im trying to keep shit simple), slot machine players see an average return of 96%, meaning that over time if you wager $100, you get $96 back. |
| Or he could just not sell and take a lower interest loan against his equity and never pay realized gains |
| His mother wanted Brayden, I was more in favor of Colby-Jack Alvarez Jr. |
| Give examples of the 20% pls |
| VT would help there, it's total (world) market. You could also consider a target date fund that will increase a bond allocation as you get closer to the date, but if he's gambling all his money on risky options, baby steps. I wanted more to make the point that total return is all that matters and not to chase dividends for "income", they are not free money. |
| Forget it then |
| Brayden’s one love has always been the sound of running water. Spends most of his time outside. Sometimes his mother and I will let him roam for days before we get his whistle out |
| gf is money reducing asset, you better off getting a puppy and roam around Starbuck, get girls to talk to you instead |
| I’m putting Brayden in time out for the next 3 hours |
| Any chance you could donate 10k to a Brazilian in need? |
| INDIANA GOING TO CHOKE JUST LIKE OHIO STATE DID BECAUSE THEY ARE AN ASS TEAM WITH NO STRENGTH OF SCHEDULE\n\nCONFERENCE IS A JOKE, LMAO 👌 |
| The Diddy documentary on Netflix\n\n50 cent funded it lol |
| Give me wsb worst pick of 2026. We all know how well inverse wsb works |
| You can do that tomorrow |
| Brayden spends most of his time in the wilderness hunting. I’m worried he got into something he normally doesn’t burp this much |
| Have not heard that phrase in a long time |
| May I meet you |
| 2026:\n\n80% VOO.\n\n20% well diversified in profitable and super durable high beta companies.\n\nCongrats, you will now crush 90%+ of ~~institutions~~ retards called "smart money". |
| Trading starts at 8pm EST my nittany lions |
| Congrats! |
| 😂😂😂 |
| so many $500k+ loss posts today, pour out some bubbly for them today |
| that's a legitimate reason to exercise. I've been randomly assigned a few times before expiration by some moron for apparently just the sake that they wanted to push a button. No other reason made any sense over them just selling the contract and moving on. |
| Universe just likes to mess with people and give them a taste of triumph before taking it all away and leaving a giant gaping hole full of regret |
| lol I was really drunk sorry |
| Yea |
| Orrr just be poor and make a doc about your enemy and put in YouTube for free. Probably get more views |
| Don't you guys like him? |
| Just enjoy yourself for a bit u earned it |
| Gonna have to leave the house and go to coffee shops, target, etc all the time to increase the odds of that. Oh, and you’ll have to say something to other humans. |
| Be careful what you wish for |
| I hope you have amazing recovery plus more - slow and steady |
| “good job” goes a long way |
| uh oh tel aviv is crying and apparently getting very racist |
| Gay |
| I hope he clicked the gift when the timer reached 0, at least he'd get $1.50 in doge |
| It is life changing money because a million bucks at 30 pretty much guarantees a comfortable retirement at 60, a chance to retire even earlier, and a much more enjoyable life while he’s working. He’s not gonna be able buy a mansion, a Ferrari and fly private but he can use the money he would have saved for retirement for a nice place, spend much more money in his daily life, and even take a year or two off from work and travel. |
| thanks 👍 |
| Straight to jail |
| It's like a badge of honor for him, similar to a cockroach he eats shit and lives forever. He's actually claimed that too much exercise makes you die sooner, as if you're depleting some predetermined amount of energy allocated to each human. |
| You can't predict shit better let it ride in an all world ETF for a few years than dividend |
| I just want a gf this year |
| Fun part is Florida isn't gonna gain much of that "saved" money |
| I appreciate these posts more than the good stories. Sorry this happened to you bro. I also lost a lot this year. Heres to a better year. |
| 50 different buy orders over that time. Some worth thousands, some only a couple hundred. |
| Lewinsky was an asset? |
| theres gonna have to be a whole separate accountancy department for the incoming retards i mean retailers showing up with their 200$ in capital gains spread across 5000 trades |
| Just start with everything you tried this year and do the exact opposite |
| 4 double shot espressos in today playing with my new machine. I am going to be such a good barista one day |
| Corn looks bullish for a January green open. 🤝\n\n\nI'll be paying close attention to ORCL |
| That looks like a great company in 1900s now turned to shit due to infrastructure |
| My personal projection for the company is 100B market cap, which puts the stock price over $200. With that being said, I plan to sell 10% aka 1k shares when we get to $100, despite it being below my target. \n\nThe reason is to hedge if I'm wrong. Selling 1k shares at $100 returns all my cost basis + almost 60k and let's me ride another 900k house money (again assuming it's at $100) |
| hey just wondering was Kenneth Lay in the epstein files? Another mysterious death instead of justice |
| Buddy. Good for you. A 3 year build up makes me less crusty than the 1 year millies \n\n\nIt's like if any canadian bought celestica at 10 three years ago. |
| Well done |
| Hey bro can I just give you 4k, send me a milion in a year or so. Congrats tho. |
| Should be a wonderful year for memes. Space too. |
| 8am nicotine\n\n9am coffee light & sweet\n\n10am 3 glasses of mimosa\n\nNice |
\> And if you want to build a house (not buy) it is easy to spend 1-2€m on a mid-sized home excl. the land (in my country).\n\nYou're building a mansion? OP has enough to buy a modest home outright, in every city in the world EXCEPT hong kong island, singapore, Seoul & Macau \n\n Just a moment... www.globalpropertyguide.com |
| So poor bro can’t afford to charge his phone |
| Lol. 🥭 is going to throw a tantrum at the WSJ article about him today saying he gets no exercise and eats salty foods like hamburgers and french fries. |
| My 2026 resolution is to survive this job market. \n\nI need to stay employed for 5 years and then I’ll hit my FIRE number |
| Trading starts at 8pm est my nittany lions |
| Burry has been wrong on everything since 2008 🤷🏻. |
| Donald ?? Donald, are you there ? |
| Nothing was shorter than 3 months at first. Kept going farther and farther out. |
| Fair. I don't think housing is in the cards for me anymore. The prices are high and then the fking taxes man. Taxes borderlining how much I pay for rent. Can't do it |
| Your broker will close you out of the position without your consent on the expiration date (1/16) during the day at some point, but you really do not want to let it go that long.\n\nJust sell the option before then and enjoy the profits. If you think the uptrend will continue, the roll the option forward to a later expiration date. |
| Thank you for buying my calls bro! 🫡 |
| Congrats. Hope you sell and take some profits. |
| Very cool, I just doubled my money on this mamdani speech! Bullish on prediction markets |
| Who |
| Ya’ll wanna raid Blackwing Lair or something? |
| You know you're getting old when you exercise not just to maintain your weight and look good, or some abstract notion of being "healthy".\n\nBut do exercises just to feel functional, keep inflammation down or some crap you never dealt with young. |
| Wild how they said content being redacted is because of on-going investigations and in the files maxwell is trying to make a deal with fed. Audio from July shows her being questioned and the day they questioned her about Clinton is completely redacted. She'll make a deal and more ppl are going to be charged |
| Oh I would absolutely hate to be a multi hundred thousandaire. Like my worst fears. Please don't tell my enemies with a genie. I would hate that. |
| If MSTR files for bankruptcy is all that bitcoin just dumped on the market |
| Mu? Monsters University? Manchester United? Whatever it is I’m in |
| I had missed many plays that didn't look as obvious as RKLB and because it seemed more obvious I finally said fk it. Had probably 20 different stocks all worth 2k-3k and sold them all over the years to keep dumping into RKLB. |
| It’s the first heart beat of a massive portfolio |
| Y’all remember that one time when the Japanese started carrying all their trades rather than just using the app? Pfft |
| Ahhhh I have heard of their ties with Anduril I’ll have to look more into them. Appreciate it! |
| Dang that’s where my head was going til I read your comment lol.. “maybe I should finally give it a try, what’s the worst that could happen” |
| You can for a 10% penalty |
| They won't. Right now we're not in the "market discipline of government" mood in the country.\n\nIt will take a few years to get there. |
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| Ticker? |
| New Year New Me!\n\n*Drinks heavily, gambles, and jorks it to porn all at once* |
| I’ve had 1 dream so far. It was that my front tooth was broken in half. My crown is on year 10 and they said after 10 it should be replaced so honestly a pretty reasonable dream. |
| if i can just 10x my account this year i can quit my job |
| You assumed that'd be enough for him. |
| Anduril has committed to ramping up their sea drones through 2027 and Kraken is their supplier of battery and sonar tech. Kraken also has the best sea batteries I'm the industry.\n\nAlso, as we are seeing with silver, there is a rare earth shortage, but there are trillions of dollars of polymetalloc nodules at the bottom of the ocean to harvest/mine. |
| That’s what gonna happen when Cali pulls this BS |
| Not when you're expecting a correction of SPY/QQQ next year (overbought market) |
| Make it gummie bers so we can feast on those filthy bers |
| That’s a bold move Cotton! |
| Imagine wanting to be the mayor of New York. Smells like poop and subway rats are as big as beavers. And then the rats turn to you and rudely say, “Hey, I’m walking heeere!”.\n\nNot for me. |
| Imagine being so rich you can fund a documentary on your enemy and then publish it on Netflix |
| Can someone send me the link for the post on the 2026 stock picks |
| I got a feeling $SMR will pump to $30 sometime this year |
| technically ur ghey |
| You know how some candy companies make gummies that are in the shape of various things kids like? Like gummie pizza.\n\nWell, I propose a new product to appeal to adults: Gummie houses. |
| Arguably, some trading should be open today. Israel’s main index with one of its best days in a year because there much thirst for trading and they are the only ones open. |
| Why kraken? |
| I remember looking at RKLB back when it was $4 and I thought to myself "That's pretty undervalued, I should scoop some up" but then I started second guessing myself because I started to think it was that low because the market thought it wasn't a good company/product, so I never scooped up at those prices.\n\nLmao |
| Thread is dead\n\nWill check back at night. \n\nHave a wonderful day. I’m going to finish a bottle of wine and play some old computer games (heroes of might and magic) |
| Go to your friendly neighborhood loan shark and ask how to 10x your debt. They'll help you out. |
| Somali daycare |
| 2025 wrapped:\n\nvalentines: 0\n\nkisses: 0\n\nbody count: 0\n\nshe lowk bad: 2841\n\nWhat a great run |
| Silver lining \n\nAlso, 96% of portfolio? \n\nIt’s one thing to get bag tagged by a buddy \n\nThis dude showed up to a football meet with his nuts out and was yelling at people to kick him in the balls |
| Bitcoin better do something this year. Mstr will probably not make it this year so probably down… |
| That's your issue right here they didn't take you gave. |
| I replaced caffeine and weed with heroin |
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| Maybe not google but anything can rock the market at any time. |
| How do you have this much money but you are this regarded? |
| Im already bored of 2026 |
| Can you post the lost porn when the yen carry trade turns this to 0 thanks to you :3 |
| 😢 |
| The entire RKLB position is Roth IRA and about 200k of the remaining 300k is Roth IRA and Roth 401k. |
| Sure |
| They should just add a usurious Amazon tax. |
| I use many different brokerages, but link them to Yahoo Finance to give me a consolidated overview of my positions. Schwab also can do it but not as nicely. |
| Life changing maybe but fuck you money? Not even close |
| Not after taxes.\n\n- your accountant |
| I'm just going down a deep rabbit hole how the 12 month calendar is fake and how it's suppose to be 13 months. |
| Need an easy 10x for the new year. Any recommendations regards? |
| Hell yeah. Space waffles are gonna be juicy this year |
| Me too man day 1 today looking forward to the ability to dream again and manage finance better . Weed used to be cool legalizing it just enabling too many fat chicks I ain't no fat chick |
| I found it just by searching for poet in my share account as if I was going to buy it. And it was one of the related pies.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/uz8lrrsbmsag1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=9aae76271f668c7afe95d050fc5f0858f9c82a15 |
| https://preview.redd.it/g6iezz21msag1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d61f1859a9a5b61d8df8d051bbe235402345a304\n\njust one tweet away |
| Happy new year fellow regards |
| What if OP is a bum and his gf was a 10/10 smoking hot rich babe |
| The whores you speak of. I too experienced |
| 🤔 |
| Analyst: Joseph Spak (UBS)\n\n\t•\tRating / PT: Sell rating, $247 price target (reiterated) \n\n\t•\tWhat he said / changed (late Dec 2025):\n\n\t•\tCut 4Q25 delivery forecast to ~415,000 vehicles (from 429,000). \n\n\t•\tSaid this is about ~5% below Visible Alpha consensus (~435,000) and more consistent with buy-side expectations (~405k–415k). \n\n\t•\tReasoning: expects weaker U.S. deliveries after the $7,500 U.S. EV consumer tax credit expired at the end of September 2025, creating a post-incentive “air pocket” dynamic. |
| “This shit gets rug pulled every day” it’s up like 200% YTD what are you guys smoking |
| It's ok. Take your time to read the FAQs and why asts satellites are called space waffles |
| !remindme 6 months |
| Feels like we ain't done yet. Neutron, MTO, Golden Dome are right around the corner and Constellation, Profitability, and Index Inclusion afterwards. |
| …ok I came to a conclusion: it’ll probably be ghey. 😒 |
| This is the way |
| Brotherrrr mod why did my post get taken down, I had more than 2.5k losses. |
| Theres no waffles there\n\nEdit: wait i see them. I see the waffles |
| I bought $8239 worth of 🌽 to keep the new year rush going |
| 🤔 |
| Nice |
| I saw an app called "reverse efficient frontier" on the google and apple store that sort of uses like the Markowitz theory (modern portfolio) theory to sort of help with this |
| Don't worry it's not bird brain - what I told you is not true in this caae. When I said Pelosi method I was referring to a lot of the Pelosi trades being deep ITM options on tech conpanies like MSFT or AVGO 12 or 18 months out. So deep ITM that they were essentially like buying shares, but with ASTS even deep ITM leaps are expensive as you rightly pointed out.\n\nAnyway, let's say you have $10.5k to invest in ASTS. If you buy shares at $73.21 that's 143 shares.\n\nIf you buy $35 calls expiring Jan 2028 at $52.60, each contract will cost you $5260. So for your 10.5k you would effectively have 200 shares. Your breakeven would be $87.60 in 2 years, meaning you're paying for about $14 in extrinsic value. That's basically the extra money you're paying the option seller.\n\nSo you wouldn't have 2x the buying power, or whatever I said, you would have about 1.3x the buying power. This is just because ASTS is the most fancied stock for 2026 by retail investors so IV is very high. Basically your comment was more right than mine. For most other stocks, even Mag7 with the probable exception of TSLA, buying deep ITM leaps will effectively 2x your buying power but not here.\n\nHaving said that, you could buy the $35 call for $52.60 and sell the $150 call for $26 which would mean your calls effectively cost you $26, but you would cap your profit if the share price goes over $150. If you're not sure what I mean by that better to run it through AI! |
| I was just asking a question |
| Probably gonna lose all its value too |
| My sweet sweet summer child. Let me guide you to the light. \nGo here and you will find the space waffles. \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/ASTSpaceMobile/s/CHC2keKc0h |
| i quit drinking and 420 but live on coffee and celsius. prob die of something weird and end up on a tiktok or safety video for others to clown on |
| My account skyrocketed from april to september in 2025, then chopped around till year end. Felt like coming off heroin. Need more of those 10% months |
| -$600k |
| As if bezos couldn't afford to pay the 7% tax, his move to Miami from Seattle fucked up their entire budget 😂 \n\nhttps://luxurylaunches.com/celebrities/jeff-bezos-relocation-shook-the-state-budget-12312025.php |
| He's talking about the robotic ones |
| IRS currently watching front page of wsb trying to calculate how much gains they getting this year |
| Wrong |
| y r u gæ |
| What am I thinking now? |
| 🤔 |
| My financial advice for 2026 is to make money |
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| Whats a space waffle |
| ... of global water supply |
| Yes it does. \n\nIf you are a jerk, dick, moron, you’ll have a bad year. \n\nIf you are positive, work hard, happy with what you have, you’ll have a good year. \n\nYou are already starting off having a bad year. |
| in 2026 we double our efforts to release the epstein files and send the boomers in it to jail. |
| 🤔 |
| 2025 is over thank god. Worst year ever for me but somehow lots of personal and financial growth |
| Quit smoking weed a bit ago. Caffeine been hitting so hard since that I quit that too. I feel fucking amazing. I didn’t realize rawdogging life might actually be enjoyable. |
| You must be using H&R Block |
| Damn that’s some solid one year gain. Congrats.\n\nI’m just happy sitting here with my 250% gain the last 2 years. You are a champ sir. |
| 🤔 |
| Ok. |
| One of us! |
| i hate being technically a millionaire but most of it in retirement accounts and too young to claim it |
| 🤔 |
| Total market > dividend but otherwise yes absolutely |
| No. |
| There are worse things in which to become a *connoisseur* |
| He said he started with 4k in 2024, 150k is the last option purchase. |
| Yeah wait till op hears about this |
| long or short silver at the open? |
| 🤔 |
| Well at least you won’t have to worry about taxes this year |
| 686 tomorrow would be just fine with me |
| but this is for jun '26 time to HODL. |
| 🤔 |
| Porn, war, and scams. Hopeful we can get in on some of that |
| Oh no! |
| that's already on CSPAN |
| That doesnt answer my question |
| 🤔 |
| ~~:.|:;~~ |
| Congrats, that’s amazing. Would you be willing to share some tips privately please ? |
| Well, he had to get to $180k first... right? |
| Congrats man. Love seeing risks turning into rewards. |
| really bad |
| If you keep going you can never work again with 100mm dont let the others on here discourage you |
| If you're upset about that, wait till you hear what the Teflon Don did. Wild shit. |
| Bravo launching new series \n\n\nThe Real Boomers Of Epstein Island |
| You can’t fix stupid. |
| Youre a maff genius! |
| Hollywood writers are so bad and obliviously in-your-face with their intentions that they're unintentionally teaching a whole generation that being 🌈 = being cringe |
| It’ll be alright man. Stay positive |
| Jeffrey Epstein would have pushed for 0% interest rate |
| Steve Cohen |
| Brayden Sanchez?\n\nYou’re trying to make sure he’s unemployed for life? |
| once upon a time u could pay thousands of dollars for a degree and the skills/schooling you received would actually mean something when it came to getting a job. you’re not gods gift to humanity because u got some internships bud. it’s unfortunate for your brother that a college degree alone isn’t enough anymore like it used to be. |
| What is hedge... |
| HOOD. UNH. COST. |
| Ah, too late. That was an hour ago. Unfortunately since then I saw this post and now I know that trading is just a way to lose all your money: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1q16xyd/total_750k_into_2800_hopefully_i_will_recover/ |
| Asts 1000 shares, lunr 1000 shares and rklb 2500 shares time will tell |
| What kind of year will 2026 be? 🤔 |
| Can I borrow $5000? |
| Sounds like taking more risk is guaranteed to make you money and your portfolio will never go down. Outstanding work. |
| W |
| I'm mis 30s in analytics, any resources you'd suggest to learn the strategy you used? |
| Sure wish I went all in on those Google leaps last summer. Made a really nice profit, but could have walked away with fuck you money. |
| With reverse splits, anything is possible. |
| how many of yall lost your health insurance last night |
| that is crazy |
| Actually its $200k |
| https://preview.redd.it/aqb1be9vjsag1.png?width=856&format=png&auto=webp&s=dd76b1341767bf113f9528347780e149070e0ed9 |
| patiently waiting for NBIS to make me rich (holding bags) |
| Millionaire until the government wants their cut. Jokes aside bravo man. |
| At least set a stop loss. |
| Probably gey |
| Congrats 🎉 |
| Wow |
| Is it? |
| Top signal |
| 🫵🤡 |
| IRS: you're not a millionaire yet buddy. |
| Tell Brayden to stop his shit 😡🤬🤬 |
| https://preview.redd.it/f9esmh1jjsag1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c80a98f09f07150892515f0cf7de80f4c90a815 |
| You will learn when it is too late |
| $Bull |
| Shit I will do that next time. Thanks for this amazing advice. |
| Bro. Wish you to hit 2800 into 750k in 2026. |
| Make him go outside |
| Good work - let see if you’re still holding these positions in 6 months…hopefully you sell for these profits. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jt74066fjsag1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=034a900dc3499a17fa031e80fca4d5d70afdcd3c |
| Makes me really wanna sell |
| Jeffery Epstein i knew you were alive! |
| I am not a maff genius. But 25% gain with 13% devaluation is (1 x 1.25 x 0.87) = +8.75% not 12% |
| That's true. Monopoly money is worth more 🤣 |
| Gonna do my first LEAPS, a “LEAP” of faith 😩 still havent chosen a stock, am i regard |
| I made 64.5% in 2025 |
| My son Brayden won’t stop burping…it’s pissing the wife off. Can’t even hear the tv, gotta keep turning it up…pissing the wife off even more !!! |
| I'm a broken student that doesn't understand a thing of what you guys are saying. Hey. |
| Idiot doesn’t do it, he is a full retard |
| It’s not real if it’s CAD |
| Congrats! im about to buy my first property in 2026 after becoming financially stable in 25. Its not much, but im proud. Not a betting man myself, so ill likely never see that second comma |
| Anyone follow BRK.B? New CEO as of today. Hopefully we can hit $1100 this year. |
| Thank you. Hope you still have a job .... |
| God damn silvertards going full ape mode. With everything from conspiracy to NeVeR SeLl |
| 😮 |
| https://preview.redd.it/qhqkqn70jsag1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e02f6f07ffe9d2070609b86885a48829033a0080 |
| Thinking of selling everything and sitting out 2026. Tired of dealing with these bers slobbering over my bloody port. |
| The difference between -10k and +10k is a |\n\nYou can do it |
| Ended 2025 lower than it started. Fucking junk stonk |
| Clearly you’re a market genius and the only thing keeping you from being a billionaire in a few short months is reinvesting every penny you have back into the market for those sweet sweet gains. |
| Newbie question. How much did you risk to gain that? |
| 😂 |
| Gambling on short dated options there is no other way |
| Didnt understand any of that but calls |
| Buy LEAPS on Nexa. Hold until Q2 results. Zinc mine that is the 10th producer of silver worldwide but nobody knows it because they don't advertise as a silver producer... It's not even in SIL ETF. Absolutely ridiculously low stock price. Their Q4 '25 and Q1 '26 EBITDA will absolutely skyrocket. |
| Damn she def had someone ready to smash at midnight. Brutal. Better luck next time |
| 2026 is going to be huge for pre-revenue stocks |
| Why didn't you just do the opposite? |
| Fuck 🅱️s get 💰 |
| someone ban this dude for whatever these are: é € |
| About to get blitzed and demolish Chinese takeout |
| Amzn can trade sideways longer than the market can remain irrational |
| I thought about it; I would need to list all the sources first. |
| I goon at work only |
| UBS analyst vs. Elon \n\n\nRound 1\n\n\nFight! |
| Getting a pelvic massage tomorrow. Should be interesting 😬 |
| Shit mane it doesn’t even expire till June |
| Okayyy love that for you manifesting even bigger wins — you really did that. |
| What are your plans for 2026? Are you going to continue holding ASTS or jump into other stocks? If other stocks, which stocks are you buying? |
| Imagine all the sparetime you'd have if you just stopped gooning, not gonna, but just imagine |
| Put it up your butt\n\nFor science |
| Awesome, that’s for the inspiration for 2026! |
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| Getting rimmed while asleep does count! Congrats! Just take a shower |
| I was promised SMCI recovering in 2026 |
| Bro has a 3.1 GPA though, so you're clearly the gifted one in the family. He's just going to be punching air for the rest of his life while complaining on Facebook that they took his SNAP benefits away. |
| Made 75% on a 10k 7dte position. Closed at day end on 31st. No idea where to spend +7.5K on. |
| Bro, you’re acting like having a million dollars makes someone Mansa Musa. |
| And where's the money in putting up more ISSes? \n\nSpace is cool and all, but eventually we have to ask, "what the fuck are we doing this for". Space tourism is going to hit a wall; the people that can afford to spend a million dollars going to space aren't going to do it every year, and the more people that do the less "cool" it is to do it anyway. Living is space will also get old once people realize they're paying millions to effectively be locked within 1400 sq. ft of floorspace with a nice view.\n\nSpace fab will eventually be an industry, but it's also forward thinking in that space fab will be for more space shit. There's very little money in shooting resources up to a station for fab and then bringing the finished product back to earth; you can just do that shit on the ground at way less cost.\n\nBasically, SpaceX valuation is pricing in the ramifications of a full interplanetary economy when they haven't even done the *first fucking thing they said they'd do*, go to Mars. And like Mars, once they actually look at how difficult the problem is instead of just listening to Elon talk out of his ass about it, they'll back off. |
| High margin is bad for liquidity and thus the exchange's revenue, so it needs to come down eventually. \n\nIt's like the casino blatantly rigged one game to save their ass. But eventually, they need to return to more accessible rules to attract gamblers |
| Oldest profession bro |
| What brokerage do u use? It has a nice ui |
| Could have been worse, some made 16.5% but only got a couple percent plus because of the devaluation. |
| Made 75% on a 10k 7dte position. Closed at day end on 31st. |
| Bravo should launch a new series \n\n\nThe Real Bagholders of Self Directed Trading |
| Nice but what strategy do you use to pick stocks? \nI can't shake the feeling that day-trading is almost completely unpredictable and whatever you do is border-line superstitious. \nBut maybe I'm wrong and there are signs that make a trade more likely to win than lose. |
| 🤨 |
| Honestly it only went up 15% in 2025. \n\nI think they have very messed up debt agreements for all the ai buildouts |
| You are batting against a group of cult fans who dont know how to read a balance sheet for the most part\n\n\nHope you win bro lol |
| Today is the highest your trading portfolio will be all year. \n\nEnjoy it. |
| Still shaking... glad it's gone... |
| Im from Europe made 25% percent on American stocks but since the dollar devaluad 13% its only 12% fml |
| Just keep on moving pimpin. If you are a good dude shes gonna circle back around and when she does show her you're to good for that shit. Make her regret it. |
| I wish I held onto my leaps back in April. I did a whole lot of shenanigans for basically no reason. |
| Should make this a DD post, looks interesting, should open with whatever trade you’re suggesting |
| You just dodged a bullet. |
| what did you do to get around pdt |
| In what way? |
| Probably tasted like vinegar |
| Time to go to all the YouTube music videos and comment “anyone here in 2026?” |
| See you tomorrow. |
| #officer I really have no idea whose bag of dildos that is |
| IBKR so terrible tho... |
| mine says +74.22 on thinkorswim |
| sir, please just pull up to the 2nd window. |
| Will AMZN be a good pooch tomorrow? |
| I lived through the longest bull in run in history and my All Time is still negative.\n\nFML bro. Maybe I should stop trading options. |
| This booger I picked looks so delicious |
| So far I'm even for the year. I'll call that a win! |
| That's why you won't have 750k |
| Close that shit out and capture the gain |
| This is huge if true. I have almost exactly half of all those things. Halfway on house, $345k, had sex (with myself) already in 2026. Lmao. |
| The year to date being 0.00 is making me 💦💦💦 |
| ur missing BTC |
| I thought you were going to post the guy who got up to 1M and back to 20K lol, good enough!! |
| The people who say that kind of stuff have never seen money, and will never see money |
| Happy new year! 🎊🎆 |
| Use options with max loss controlled like vertical calls. Also use stop loss. Your options should never take you to zero |
| Next company you’re looking at? |
| When AI takes my job I plan to stay in touch with it, just so I can find out how poorly it's doing. Finding out 73.2% of the outputs it generates are completely wrong, and it's pushed my former employer into bankruptcy is going to make my homeless a bit more palatable. |
| Don’t know any brokers operating on New Year’s Day |
| I heard video killed the radio whores |
| I had a 30 dollar wine from the seventies last night. All that time and it accrued no value. I'm sure some of you can sympathize |
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| I had 3 internships at the university of Cincinnati and got my full time job from it. 3.9 gpa\n\nNow my brother hasn’t yet had an internship is graduating in 6 months at Ohio State University with a 3.1 GPA\n\nHe can’t find a job and is asking me for advice what I did. Like idk dude, you did everything different.\n\nAt least Ohio state is a “smart school” |
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| I should clarify that my statements should be taken with a grain of salt and remain purely speculative.\n\nBut Société Générale is supposedly the bank with problems related to silver.\n\nSince the LBMA (2019), the bank has stopped all physical bullion storage (a natural hedge), which would force it to use derivatives to hedge its structured product issuances.\n\nThe bank may have disguised its loss in its "Gain/Loss on Other Assets" line, used as a catch-all line according to IFRS standards, by offsetting it with the sale of its assets, notably the Africa/Basin division, which generated over a billion in revenue for a final gain of €61 million. This looks like an emergency cash release.\n\nFurthermore, why also sell Société Générale Bank & Trust (Switzerland), which manages astronomical quantities of gold and of money when that same market is booming\n\nSociété Générale sold a jewel that generates stable dividends for immediate cash, such as its leasing subsidiary (SGEF), for exactly €1.1 billion when money exceeded $70\n\nSociété Générale maintained provisions of €3.1 billion on "healthy loans," provisions intended for use in case of problems or bankruptcies\n\nA report mentions that "Non-Core" income, which includes hedging costs, was -€83 million in Q3 2025\n\nIn the September Pillar 3 report, the bank notes an "increase in non-HQLA collateral," indicating a scraping of reserves to provide guarantees\n\nFollowing the rise in money on December 30th SG issued a statement, relayed by FXStreet, claiming that the price of silver is very high (which is completely false, by the way).\n\nThe past acquisition of Newedge, whose role is to guarantee its clients' transactions on commodity exchanges…\n\nDuring the silver price spikes at the end of December 2025, there was an unusual surge in temporary trading suspensions for these products.\n\nSilver Lease Rates reached 8% in December, and surprisingly, unprecedented cash flows were detected between Société Générale's New York branch and major precious metals custodians.\n\nSG did not participate in the silver arbitrage between the Shanghai exchange, where it was trading at a 10-15% premium compared to London, a free arbitrage… this shows that credit lines were saturated. through losses on short positions\n\n\nAnd to top it all off, rumors are circulating about a European bank that is supposedly in serious trouble due to the rising cost of money\n\n\nI'm not making any assumptions and I could be completely wrong, but it's something to think about. |
| they don't have 1.5m they traded cumulative 1.5m |
| You should realize 70% of that, put it in a dividend ETF to live off it then play trader with the rest before you lose it all |
| Oh No, What a shitbet😭 |
| If you’re rejoining the gym and another person is on the machine or bench you want to use, here is a tip:\n\nIn the wild, when hippopotamus fight over territory and/or the females of the territory, they will get into a scuffle with the other male. The winner will bite off the tail and then cover area in feces to display dominance and claim the territory.\n\nHope this helps. |
| The return back to flat hurts my soul. |
| Yes |
| You ever think about buying deep ITM options when the stock drops a significant amount? I’m just saying it might be life changing if you bought 6 months out or LEAPS correctly |
| Username checks out |
| Wow. Great freaking job |
| These are LEAPS though. So it should only be taxed at long term rates |
| What is uncle Sam’s take out of that? What will uncle Sam’s take me? |
| If he inverses he still ends up at 0 |
| I can smell his breath through my phone |
| So what's the play tomorrow doggies |
| Incel weirdo alert. |
| Michael Berry is an idiot. He got lucky one time and all of his previous wins before the big short were in the longest running bull market of the time. He didn’t have to do anything other than buy positions and win. He got lucky on the short position. |
| can someone talk me out of buying oracle, i personally think the ai trade is going no where and i could just buy nvda or more amd but if those stocks are going up oracle is bound to be up trending too and i think oracle has the highest upside out of all the ai trade stocks right now |
| That was never one of them\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ct5borupgsag1.jpeg?width=333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aceb5c297f37f63486f76b37685f1e9e13d34905 |
| i wonder how long she had "break up with bf" on some new years resolution list |
| Anyone make a YTD chart joke yet? Haven't seen a single one! |
| # [Soon lads.... soon...](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9OhRVdXFaqI) |
| Unlike, say regular everyman Donald Trump |
| You can always buy some insurance if you want to keep holding it ‘. Figure out the difference in dollar amount you need to pay if it is short term or long term capital gain. But some put . You could use 10-15% of the tax difference as put premium to offset some of there is sudden drop in Google |
| Not until you sell. |
| Whats his name? |
| If you're ever feeling like a giant regard, just remember Tom Lee said ETH would be $15k by now. |
| If your weight is higher than your credit score then you might be a ber. |
| Isn't today non-trading day? American brokers really do be operating on 1/1/26??? |
| My gf broke up with me last night at 10, wtf is wrong with women, this will be my year |
| free weights > machines |
| What about risk of std? |
| No, and yes |
| What a way to start the year |
| Damn 2025 flew by |
| Oh no then he'll only be a multi-hundred-thousandaire, he'll have to turn tricks behind the Wendy's to survive |
| Maybe, and no |
| To 600k after taxes xd |
| God I miss the emotes |
| Fake |
| Be good looking and giving good head is stableish job? |
| will silver and TSLA ever go up since I bought |
| In most of the country outside the mega cities you can buy or build a decent home on a plot of land for anywhere from $300k to $600k. You can go even cheaper in certain parts of the country but then you're getting really rural which isn't appealing to everyone. \n\n$1M isn't never-work-again money, but it definitely sets you up for homeownership and early retirement if you invest it wisely while you keep working. |
| Upvoted. It was pretty good wasn't it? |
| Idk man, Nana's grandson had at least 2 of those things! |
| Same as other Learing Centers that already exist |
| Was it bear or bull? |
| Tell me you listen to Dave Ramsey without telling me you listen to Dave Ramsey. True WSB move would be to try in 10x it in 2026. |
| Easy to tell in here who does and doesn’t rerack their weights |
| How was the sex with him? |
| I like this perspective, and the distinguished gentleman in your picture, whose movie I was enjoying a rewatch of just as recently as this week.📽️🍿🧙🏼♂️🧝🏼♂️ |
| 😢 |
| I dont take gay pills and I havent used a dome since the 90s |
| Big if true |
| So basically a retard school class? |
| Is this a sign Google will crash soon ? |
| My house is paid off. I have over $700,000 in liquid assets. I already had sex once in 2026. Each one of those things ensures I don't belong here. |
| our 7064 sats from the RH gift thing are down $.01 right now 🙁 |
| The only difference between crypto and currency is the government demands payment in currency\n\nAnd... (Please fill in the rest) |
| Now that's what I call... exit liquidity. |
| I get so upset when I hear about people abusing drugs and alcohol.\n\nTreat the drugs with love and respect you bastards\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vd3sp6xefsag1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d9f8216b20e4c040bd8bf6e803208dce1f95ad7 |
| i assume you only buy shares and expect it to go up. do you short too since it's more risk? do you wait for opportunity when it's not uptrend? |
| For real. Monday everyone get back to work! No more drawn out bullshit "holidays" excuses to slack off. |
| Now don’t blow it |
| There’s nothing to figure out. It’s a 10 team parlay that hit. If he keeps making these bets he will lose it all and that is 100% guaranteed. Have you met a yolo options billionaire? Absolutely not. |
| All skill bay bee! |
| I like a melting pot and I like variety. I also like women of different backgrounds. But what's happening in Europe i dont like dont let that shit happen here |
| Its the 1st and that means rent is due bitches. |
| sry for asking but will there be top picks for the year again? |
| lol snow in the RH app when it's currently 65 in San Diego |
| Hello, this is fed, we're family, please send 100k dollars, urgent. 😅\n\nHaha, sorry, well done m8 |
| Smart, you can’t lose money when you don’t have any. |
| Keep dreaming. TAM for ASTS is way bigger than RKLB. |
| I don’t like the idea of that |
| I did not lose my money due to reading! |
| Send me $1000 I’ll turn that into a million |
| ? |
| I just want to know who won the Porsche... |
| make sense, damn |
| Lol, I'm guessing ~40%\n\nBut an update post would be greatly appreciated when the time comes 😀 |
| I’m taking a liquid shit right now |
| I agree with you on the inflation point, and I think you have to be prepared for it even if it’s only partially likely to occur. The worst point in time to retire wasn’t 1929 or 2000. It was 1970. A decade of 10%+ inflation was more damaging than the Great Depression or two 50% drawdowns in a decade |
| I get it, are you on prep and go on bareback? |
| iF yOu LoSt MoNeY iN tHiS mArKeT… fuck off |
| 😢🇨🇦 |
| I would ban a Canadian too! |
| Hi Dad, I have a new phone number, pls call me back |
| Murrica: 2025 was bullish, ended 15% YTD after all that. \n\nEuro: 2025 was theta. |
| TLC? |
| Some potential fraud in Minnesota isn't as big of a deal as elite pedos being exposed and our government giving hundreds of billions of dollars, weapons, and bombing whatever country Israel wants, lol. |
| Congratulations! Also Happy New Year! |
| I'm getting all the losses out of the way first so that it's nothing but profit afterwards |
| I predict even more unpredictability in 2026. Some of us will make money, but the vast majority will lose it all on options. Good luck, we're going to need it. |
| Had 2 spaghetti meals today, some sad shit |
| I believe she may be meaning the brand instead of melt value. I could be dead wrong but just what i thought when I read it. |
| Put me on! |
| Move to Dubai |
| New Year New Regards |
| why would someone have it as a november thing? |
| What are u buying next? |
| No, not this time. He didn't and he said it twice in the past two months. |
| I can't fail if this was never a goal. |
| I’m curious what the 2 vertical spikes are going up. \nWas that profit or was that fresh capital. \nIf those were wins I can see why he’d think he had an edge. |
| crypto mooning |
| New year new account |
| Happy new year 🎆 |
| Which would have been accurate if it was your original comment. Just pointing out the 50% tax rate is not accurate |
| JUST IN: Winning a gold medal in the Olympics is now considered a second-place finish |
| Damn it, man. What did you for, invest in $AMC? |
| My 2026 goal is to launch a Trading Learing Center |
| who the fuck would have that as a new year thing? |
| Wen SpaceX IPO? Going full port |
| It is also 2026! |
| the ruling class decides your belief system and they are relentless. |
| If it’s good enough to screenshot it’s good enough to sell |
| I dont want women hanging around me or my place afterwards. You dont pay whores for sex, you pay them to leave after. |
| It's January 1st, 2026. All my bills are paid. My house is in tact. My family is fed. I've got 950k in liquid assets. I'm alive. \n\n2026...let's fucking do this. |
| Fat people are not happy people lol |
| True. Hence since im poor |
| And it's snowing! Quite the anomaly! |
| Cash out and invest properly |
| Turning 4k to 1 million is amazing!!!! Congratulations 🎊 |
| Our YTD did |
| He loves working, making sure not to get lazy and comfortable in retirement |
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| i'm betting 90% of you failed nofap 2026 already |
| They’re gonna fuck me in the ass |
| Yes it did. Shut up. You were annoying in 2025, and you're already annoying in 2026. |
| I only know of bears and bulls. I don’t know what pigs stand for 😮 |
| LMAO🤌 |
| Season3: never ending storieeess \n\nSeason4: Be runnin' up that road, Be runnin' up that hill\n\nSeason5: I don’t like girls 😭 |
| You can get banned on reddit for saying criminals shouldn't come here and should stay where they are at |
| You have kinky on the transaction of the money? |
| Which in this case is $130,000 less. Pretty significant difference. |
| that's true year round though |
| I knew I would wake up to some bad news, happens every new year but did not expect to see rich people getting burned down in a swiss resort. |
| Let us know the % of the IRS is going to take when you do your taxes. |
| Cad 🤣 |
| Looning with a side of spooning |
| #It's 2026 and just as shitty as last year. Nothing magically changed overnight. LMAO🤌 |
| Either that, or the results of inbreeding? |
| That thing is up 200% for the year and some 800% for the last two and you managed to lose on this? You better sell it all and never get back. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3718yniwdsag1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bb996f9d084db27b760b02d527763cf545eba45\n\n$SLS is taking off, will be stock of 2026 |
| Dont worry, you goin straight into the end of days |
| Holy shit.\n\nI literally just posted the same question and then see this. |
| Disagree |
| Is it true that Shanghai port authority refused to ship silver cargos to COMEX? |
| Billions* |
| people aren’t scared of AI, they’re scared of getting laid off and having their job offshored while the company spends that money on “AI” |
| Why do those men all have egg shaped heads?\n\nYou know who... |
| Only if you have thots running around your home gym. |
| No. I only want paid service. |
| Can someone teach me how on calls |
| Comeback 2026 inbound! |
| I appreciate it!! |
| Just wondering, but is this really life changing money? I mean, you still need to work. The quote from succession hit me hard. Even $5m is a nightmare.\n\nAnd if you want to build a house (not buy) it is easy to spend 1-2€m on a mid-sized home excl. the land (in my country). |
| Time to learn |
| snorting more fun |
| If you do not have the buying power to buy the shares at expiration then sell the contracts or the brokerage will sell for you at more than likely a worse price than you could have gotten yourself if you just sold yourself… |
| T212 has made it impossible to search for pies unless they’re already popular.\n\nGo to the Memes community, look for the POET thread, click on the poster’s username and look at the only pie there. |
| What should he do after cashing out? $VOO? |
| Hundreds of millions of fraud in one state is pretty big but ok |
| Congrats! How did your analysis on Google resulted in this decision? What made you think let’s buy Google not eg AMD or NVDA? |
| DoorDash was made just for people like you |
| Best of luck to you! I’ll be looking for that $2M post in Sept |
| this is the best time of year to have a home gym |
| So buy low.. |
| People scared of AI are the same as people scared of chainsaws.\n\nYou just get moved to a more efficient role, or laid off |
| At 30yrs old this is not even close to fuck you money, but it has him way ahead |
| As your accountant I would advise you to eat fresh |
| We need to define what "moral ground" is. Everyone has guiding morals. Maybe moral constraints would be a better term but we'd still have to define what moral means. This could get very "ontological" quickly. John Poole- self identifying as pagan who would have been much happier living in the brief period of monolatry. Once the very self serving monotheism con by the Hebrews took root I would have been road kill. |
| Damn that should be criminal |
| SPY is currently $682 bro |
| well the new bot campaign is obvious. divert the public's focus to day cares and africans instead of that foreign country stealing all our tax dollars. you tricky tricksters can't trick us anymore. |
| Got his nose bitten off in Saigon |
| The price action is horrid. But zoom out, ignore the intraday chart. Just check back in March and May, I have no doubts we cross 100 easily by mid year |
| No idea. No interest in learning about it. I just hand it off to accountant. |
| > once and a while\n\nr/boneappletea |
| You know your stuff. |
| Well.. half is going to taxes so.. but congrats and fuck you |
| Let us know when you become an unmillionaire. |
| I said smoke |
| No clue |
| AMZN is literally outearned by money market funds bro |
| Happy people even doing weirder shit at the gym season |
| The descendants of an alien race |
| lol this is not true |
| Not against it but I don’t think it will be true AI for a long long time |
| They are the original people |
| https://preview.redd.it/20b88z31dsag1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67f15e4e019e9f7125422e30b9eeb812fe6f1d51\n\nStonks |
| Ugh...I had so many opportunities to do this, especially after liberation day. But my dumbass is too impatient to just sit there and hold onto good solid companies.\n\n\nUNH, NVDA, GOOG, HOOD. They've all doubled in 2025 and in the end my portfolio hasn't because I thought I could day trade better than just riding out my leaps. |
| Yours doesn’t? |
| I don't require your money you peasant. |
| What did you start doing with 4k? |
| TSLA calls. You belong here |
| Narrator: 2026 was NOT a milli |
| Hi, can someone explain wash sale rule? I made 14k losses in 2025 but I bought immediately after I sold for a loss. I made profits in stocks but overall -14k by eoy. Do I still need to pay taxes for those profits? Also, can I carry forward these losses to 2026? I don't understand here the wash sale. |
| Rocket Lab is better |
| I mean how hard could it be? You start with 4k. Its like you bet on red or black. If you get it right 8 times in a row? 1m |
| probably shouldn't actually do this |
| I will need more time to get to 100. 2025 year been very painful |
| crush up a NoDoz and snort it |
| What about women that are new money? |
| Why Somalians look like that? |
| My YTD realized profit and loss on Robinhood is finally positive again! All it took was the year to end to make the negative number go away but who needs the details. |
| "2026 will be a milli" oh fuck |
| Always comes back to the whores |
| Tomorrow -50% |
| Also please remove “right?” from the end of each sentence |
| Jesus Herbert Christ! Congratulations! |
| Part of the problem is that some people think a million makes them wealthy. |
| \n\n\nremindme! - 1 year |
| Happy New Year buddy |
| Fuck this markets are closed bullshit. This one day on, one day off crap should be illegal. Some of us haven't made CEO money yet. |
| Bro, realize those gains and put it in property and land. |
| All these motherfuckers gonna run into a bear market and lose their shirts. Then go into debt trying to make it all back. \n\nThe only personalities who do these crazy gambles again and again and again are the types who won't just take their winnings and fuck off happily ever after. |
| Moon week |
| Yeah I’m below 90k |
| In case you’re too smooth brained the answer is to sell some to diversify and hold the rest. Godspeed, from another hood bull |
| Dude made money from the very same industry that took away his livelihood. |
| Are we gooning or mooning this year |
| really need tomorrow to be bigly red |
| Sure but it was only 60%. You could have cashed out with the remaining value by selling. With a 0DTE, you don't have that opportunity. |
| Well played. Cash some of it out |
| What restaurants are open on New Year's Day? I'm hungry and don't know how to cook |
| Theta gang eating |
| Everybody gonna be playing old games cause nobody out there trying to run a $10k rig just to play trash AAA |
| Lmfao post again at the end of 2026. Please keep it! |
| Nice bro wanna be roommates? |
| That’s sick, congrats again |
| because you spent every day trading options? |
| He can sell options on them now.\n\nOP: you could write calls over your strike price and guarantee you get paid while keeping your calls for tax reasons. |
| What I'd give for an empty gym |
| i think he means he gets banged by 10 dudes |
| maybe your new year's resolution could be to stop saying "I mean" |
| According to the graph you are an unrealised millionaire |
| Not too mad, I’ve got about $7k in a 100k portfolio in a combination of downside protection puts and long term options. I will occasionally swing trade options of $2000 or less during high VIX times. But the money can disappear entirely in that scenario, so I limit it to 2% |
| I love how people also forget about tax |
| Most people say $70k/year salary is satisfactory, maybe a bit more now since that was a few years ago\n\nAre you below $90k/yr? |
| My gym was empty this morning |
| haha. |
| The duality of man |
| 10banger or bagger? |
| Nice, but seriously, cash out and enjoy. Don’t be like some regard who want to keep playing and end up working by the Wendy’s dumpster. |
| I love how you made an edit just to say that 😂 |
| The same guy a year from now: How I lost $1M in 2026 |
| Pray for Brussels |
| I've seen a lot of mediocre people make these same arguments. |
| And zen, we tweeest. Just giva da balls, a leetle tweeest |
| Virginia Slims. |
| Pray for Brussels |
| I initially wanted to use slavery as the example but I thought the nazi one was a little quippier |
| No way |
| December jobs report better than November because of seasonal hiring or nah? |
| Rose parade shmose parade |
| Lol I made the same gains with the opposite plays! \n\nHuge initial spike with baba puts on liberation days (30k to 160k) then some heavy losses on puts as market rallied then swapped to hood calls and went up from there, biggest bull holding is hood |
| All of my investments are IRA and 401k. The entire RKLB position is a Roth IRA |
| What were the next 10 out of curiosity? |
| Imma do this in my year of luck my momma had me at 26 I was born on the 26th and I became a man on 26th and Cleveland |
| Smartphones probably the biggest impact, but ram goes into everything, smart tvs smart fridges, cars, etc |
| I hope you sold some yesterday! |
| Classic trap that too many people fall into. It's really sad to see |
| Your LEAPS are still active then |
| If you don't read the post, sure. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| SGOV |
| Options is gambling swing stranding is internal patterning the same stock as he said by paying attention to the market everyday also like he said the more money you have the easier it is to scalp low risk and get good gains. He got 18k on 2 percent I mean cmon it’s the way |
| Parents with good money habits typically teach kids to have good money habits. Regardless the source. \n\nComing into money, most people really don’t understand what to do. Broke within years. |
| They are literally criminals/insiders in charge (a handful) compared to a shit load of them on polymarket/prediction markets. |
| Enron is baby bumps |
| Great! Congratulations, now could you lend me 20k? |
| I’m a poor piece of shit |
| that's why i was thinking maybe healthcare or something stupid, at least if it all drops u lose less |
| Congratulations, and have a happy 2026. |
| ok you got one stock to put 7500 in looking for a 10 banger by end of year, what ya got |
| The naked truth is that the stock market is a casino nowadays because you never know what they are manipulating. You have to make your bets |
| Then there's no such thing as a millionaire. |
| How much do you make/have? |
| Hypothetically how much would it cost run a luxury whore train? Electric of course |
| yeah i got some 71 puts expiring 9th january. Feeling pretty good about that. |
| Only logical next step is to double down using margin from these gains |
| Gross that your dad pays your credit card |
| This |
| tbh, nothing looks attractive at these prices |
| Wearing shorts in Colorado. We fucked |
| Why? |
| > Literally no one has an edge if you trade the liquid instruments like the ETFs \n\nI’d like to remind you of Liberation Day + the immediate takebacksies |
| Vecna dies, El and indian el die too |
| I drink energy drinks to keep my heart healthy |
| Congratulations on your success. Please teach me man. Just lost my job and can’t afford my mortgage. Just a family man trying to get by. |
| Cash out, start over with the 4k and become a millionaire again. \n\n\nIn a very tiny microcosm of this whenever I go to the casino and play low stakes blackjack I start with like 40 bucks. If I win 40, I put those chips in my pocket and forget they exist. Just keep playing, if you win a bunch great, if you lose what you're playing with, you still have your initial money and it's still all gravy |
| Same but with parents |
| What are your bets for 2026 oracle |
| 🤐 |
| Just do both. It's what I do, heh |
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| Prolly just a wet sticky cig |
| Webull ? |
| Hood did me dirty last month as well, but I’m still up huge on it overall. Kept buying the 7 layer dip, surely itlll go back to 150+ |
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| Good luck with those positions in 2026 |
| Went all in on ASTS.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ncts8nklasag1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=c959a0ac2d0436dcc94d9c11d7760d8b4744451b |
| Did OP use margin? |
| If you aint gettin banned you aint living |
| and SLV and GLD will rise…\n\n…unless this is a “destroying the stock market” outcome where both ETFs collapse to dust in favor of buying physical commodities |
| I get it man, but this kind of hating just screams “I’m poor” |
| Impressive work, to hold leaps this long without take profit is balls of solid rock, congrats |
| That lasts days |
| Can anyone in this sub say why they’re against Ai? |
| Off to a bad start |
| except if he sells now, he won't pay taxes on them until 2027. |
| Lucky retard |
| yeah I have only 50 shares at $72 so if it rugs, I don't lose much |
| Seems that way |
| They never do. All pigs get slaughtered. |
| Soak your vape/cig/blunt in 5 hour energy and see what happens, you might be a billionaire in a year |
| My new year resolution is to shut the fuk up more. |
| EWY +90% 1Y\n\nIshares Msci South Korea ETF\n\nThoughts? |
| no options no fun |
| Ya ppl who say this are delusional as fuck, if they had gotten there with options u bet they’ll continue, of course some people will withdraw a portion but very few will completely retire gambling. |
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| #Im in tight with Sosa |
| Why’s everyone hot for AMZN this year? |
| Sitting around waiting for my nana to die so i can move to south east asia and get 7/10 gf that doesnt love me |
| Opens tonight |
| Yeah most of the time it never makes it to the bank account. |
| This is how you know we’re in a historic bull run, everyone is shitting out money left and right. |
| Lol loser. I’m ban proof 😎 |
| Money |
| that's 8 months, you putz. don't get greedy. you made enough to be on easy street for rest of your life if managed wisely. |
| Meth |
| You don't see the 100 others that jesus made lose their life savings. |
| They didnt took, you gave it for exchange, go to russia skinny hot woman free |
| I have a question. How does someone turn $500 to 90K within a week? What was he trading? How does it work? |
| The lottery might be a better investment strategy than whatever the hell I was thinking in 2025 |
| Why are u here |
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| Sounds like it sucks |
| You’re not wrong. Unless he was selling puts. |
| If there’s one thing I’m sure of, it’s that some intern at Jane Street saw this post today and moved GOOG to the top of the market manipulation and fuckery list |
| Join the club retard |
| Sell man, you did it\n\nJust put all in funds/dividends and go do whatever you want |
| did u do a 4m day trade |
| How long did you end up holding that bag for? |
| I am truly envious. |
| Im seeing too many RKLB posts…not good for RKLB bulls |
| Loaded up on keg beer yesterday afternoon. Currently glued to the toilet. Made the mistake of shittinh my pants earlier. |
| You just said it yourself, it’s just numbers on a screen. Hood is just a gambling app and the money is your score. It’s not life changing if that money only ever stays as your digital score.\n\nSerious answer, unless you’re intentionally rage baiting in a fucking casino sub |
| The bank has a good chunk of it |
| I wish there was a version of caffiene that only lasted like an hour that you could smoke |
| Nothing like the new year's resolution gym rush at the local gym 😒 |
| The discussion can get retarded and lost around it fast but yes agree. |
| NOT happy for you |
| Day 1 of not loosing money in the markets 💪 |
| thankfully im only interested in cute guys and they always offer up themselves for free |
| He could have been selling options against them all year. Would have a lot less money in that case. |
| Yes, the trade was executed. |
| If this is most of your net worth, please de-risk 900k or it into stock and bond index funds. You’ll never live with yourself otherwise. |
| Wise |
| Congrats bro. You deserve it |
| ULA doesn't even have reusable rockets. SpaceX changed the game by orders of magnitudes with F9 and soon with Starship. I won't bother with asteroid mining as that's too far into the future, tho maybe faster than expected when we get better at automation and unmanned spaceflight. But even for near Earth operations, starship can put up the whole ISS in 4 launches, 3 if expendable. The industry is bigger than we thought, and of all the industries, space is one where past performance really does not indicate future returns. \n\nJust my 2c as a PhD student in aerospace, main focus on laser power delivery in space and lunar environments. In other words, pew pew in the big empty. |
| You just made me realize there are people with investment accounts that weren't alive in 2008 |
| Appreciate it, man. |
| Will slv go up tomorrow 🙏 |
| This posts actually makes me hate my investment cowardice |
| Primo uomo |
| There are some decent accounts on Twitter still |
| They are also really bad at remaining incognito. If I turned 4K to 1mil, I’m definitely not posting about it on the internet lmao |
| Aye, I did. |
| I don’t make enough money to be happy. I hate my fucking life |
| Yup |
| Aggressive in may woulda made u rich though, insane bull run from there |
| The 5090 from Nvidia was going from $2000, now $5000. Ram prices are also skyrocketing. Buying computers will be like buying used cars. |
| my new years resolution is to be a smarter gambler so i wont be trading today |
| You cant scroll videos on any platform without seeing European cities being turned into 3rd world shitholes. Its sad bro |
| Economics substack is Twitter and Reddit before they became only retards.\n\nSmart people who like to inhale information and have actual respectful discussions. No bots or trolls. The only problem is that it responds very slow to new developments because it's all long form. No good way to organize information yet. Also the good ish requires $ and subscriptions.\n\nBut glad it exists.\n\nThe current consensus is "who will buy T bills if the market can't and Fed doesn't"? Most everyone seems to agree right now the answer is no one and we don't want that. Which means:\n\nA) deficits will shrink or\n\nB) a lot more printing\n\nThe first in today's climate is obviously impossible lol. So B is inevitable. But that also means cash and debt will get destroyed. Being a bear just will not work out well. |
| META and Netflix will go up more, I am sure of it |
| Just like the guy who had 4m and blew it all. Until that money is in your account and protected from your gambling to some degree, it's not really yours. |
| Ill be waiting. |
| Atleast you have a house right? |
| Hoping these silver bells carry me through the new year 👀 |
| My New Year’s resolution is to stop pretending I’ll follow through on New Year’s resolutions. |
| Whorologist. |
| Bro, you know a lot of degen shit I don't. When I hit it big, I will hit you up. |
| Hate to brag but I haven’t lost any money yet in 2026 |
| They won’t last long. |
| Even after taxes he won't lol. He is a millionaire dude, that's like saying elon musk isn't a multi billionaire because 99% of his money is unrealized and tied to his businesses and assets and not in his bank account |
| congrats ! |
| If you made it to 750K once, you can do it again |
| You gave your money away.\n\nI can give you my address for your next charity venture. |
| If that was the case then you barely have any billionaires. |
| I lost my empire to the whores, son. They took it all. I offer caution to the youth. |
| Is there a way to learn options that’s safe and not wild gambling? |
| Looking good. Margin up |
| Is the business you started the big one? |
| Didn’t you see their Motto? Buy HOOD so you live in the hood…. |
| No only 20%, you can refinance later if rates come down leave rest to compound at 10% a year minimum |
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| Helll naw |
| I recently shot myself in the foot buying goog calls in late September with December expiration and sold late October at a loss right before they tripled in value |
| Uncle Sam says not so fast. Congrats still |
| Get out now before we see the screenshot of you back to 10 dollars |
| You are a bit dense son. I spent ALL my money on whores. They took it all. |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| Margin up! |
| Knowing gender is near pointless, but age is important. If you are closer to your later years, a YOLO is not advisable.....Unless you are a true degen.....then you belong here. |
| Redditor: Insults me\n\nI block them. They find out\n\nRedditor: Insults me again |
| Can get there with rklx |
| dreading the resolution folk at the gym |
| That's awesome 🤗 |
| i see you again on wsb commenting on whores. what did whores do to you. markets closed we all here for story time |
| That's 97% of your portfolio 💀. |
| Oh 100% and I find myself doing that far too often myself but I also never studied, traded against trends and straight up vibe traded. It was dumb. I think if I actually applied myself I would have had some success at least. |
| ok fatties time to work off all those poor decisions of the holidays |
| Not as bad as I thought tbh |
| open the schools |
| Look homie, mark my words:\n\n$GOOGL will reach 330 in January. Sell only half to secure something, and then sell the rest when $GOOGL rips in January\n\nSource: wizardry |
| You drive a Nissan Altima? |
| I mean, you might want to strategically pull money out for tax purposes.\n\nLike well, you could have paid for some of it last year. |
| Why not travel somewhere they are cheap? |
| 50% to tax. You have $500k |
| No, he's not trying to time the market. If you'd read intelligent investor, you'll realize that the idea is to invest in undervalued companies with performance potential. \n\nHe's not finding anything that's undervalued or even fairly valued that he thinks has high potential, so he's holding on until such time those buys become available. \n\nAnd he doesn't always buy shares. There are plenty of examples of him buying corporate and municipal bonds as well. Or even issuing structured debt. \n\nFor instance he supported Harley Davidson's 2009 crisis financing structured as a high-coupon loan -- much smarter stance in hindsight when you realize how much HD has been struggling.\n\nAnd it's not like he's always risk averse. For instance, during the 2002 crisis, Berkshire quietly bought about $8 billion of “junk” (high‑yield) corporate bonds very quickly, at a time when credit spreads were wide and sentiment was poor. \n\nBerkshire Hathaway one of the highest Sharpe ratios in his category (publicly traded mutual funds). For instance, AQR’s “Buffett’s Alpha” paper calculates Berkshire’s Sharpe ratio at 0.76 over 1976–2011, nearly twice the U.S. stock market’s \~0.39 over the same period.\n\nSimilarly, he had a 0.79 Sharpe ratio from 1976–2017, again about 1.6–2x the broad market, and this was the highest of any U.S. stock or mutual fund with a 40‑year history. If you look at it on a trailing 1‑year basis, the current 1‑year Sharpe is 1.51 for BRK.B as of this summer. |
| Scandal\n\nMu\n\nKioxia\n\nWestern digital\n\nSo it looks like RAM prices aren't going to be falling this year 😔 there goes my shorting idea |
| dont you think making a good entry is also hard? i thought i was buying into reversal based on the indicators and price action but the moment i got in, it went into previous demand zone. fcked me lol |
| Look who is charge\n\nPaying taxes is so pre-2025 |
| A regular old ZJ will run a man about 2oz of gold. |
| >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enron |
| i wish so i can buy more |
| Rock that!!!\nCongratulations 🤑🤑🤑😎 |
| I got to work it but also hang out with my wife and kid so I’m happy. |
| to not owe as much in taxes gooseneck |
| Shit, I was close but I’m only half way there now … stupid RDDT earnings. |
| Closer to 600k, if we are talking total tax burden |
| Hell yeah bro, congrats. RKLB gave me my second comma this year too. I trimmed out my initial investment and now I’m holding these shares as long as I can, and I’ll diversify with new dollars. The company has outstanding leadership and executes so well. I truly believe we are just getting started. |
| How much mate? |
| You're not actually a millionaire until you sell. |
| Damn this is how I find out lemon whore died. Rip to a real one |
| Holding a spy position ima take a L on tomorrow smh |
| There'll be profits when you are done |
| If you have to ask, you cant afford it. |
| It's tike to move that million into a good index fund and give yourself $4000 a year to try it again with. |
| He put all the wealth his family gave him before the plan crash... in one trade. Thats called gambling. |
| First AI chanting in 2026\n\nAI AI AI |
| Holy shit is it possible to learn this power |
| Why gamble? Something safe as a wait and see approach. Gain a bit of interest and see if mms want to dump it or keep the run going? Opportunity cost if it goes up on shares but it would also be cash loaded if it dumps. |
| How much do they go for in your place? |
| He bought long calls on beaten down names. Not exactly gambling |
| What about 725k? What about 700k? It's easy to say when you don't have the money lol |
| how do you manage to buy the top |
| damn man, how do people cope with this. for swing trading, what's yall strategies? do you buy into trend or at reversal? |
| Cheap is a subjective term. What is cheap to me might be expensive for you, gringo. |
| https://preview.redd.it/b7vjj1uj7sag1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c6d87d9bca6708565753e311394ca1d4abda66c |
| 2700 per contract… lol buddy thought he was a market maker or something |
| https://preview.redd.it/lwm8aslh7sag1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca30f7f7daa37783abf52377462d41a167e0bc65 |
| They called us crazy *adjusts tinfoil hat* |
| I’m not that 🌈 |
| so you bought 0dte calls |
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| That's awesome, now take $1M out and put it in some boomer funds. Don't be like those people that come on here and say "I had $1M and lost it all" |
| It’s 70 degrees F here |
| I guess people here like their prima Donna celebrities to tell them what to think. Sorry to offend. |
| SHLD looks yummy.. |
| Yea |
| Careful around the whores. They can smell gains like sharks smell blood. |
| Here they are around 200 dollar for 1hour is that cheap? |
| Damn it's the end of holidays already |
| I got in at 147 I refuse to sell at a loss |
| Are you a mod at /r/personalfinance? |
| Jork peanits |
| how did you manage to buy the top |
| All these millionaires! How do I become one besides robbing a bank? 4k into a million in a year? I need help |
| Frank?!? |