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| r/dubai |
| "You're on diaper duty next week." |
| Just got out of a long meeting, what did you guys do to the stock market while I was gone? |
| Second week of the 3 day war is official over |
| What I don’t get is why the focus is not on escorting boats through the strait |
| Great example |
| Told him to sacrifice his son to the blood god |
| China will come out of this way ahead of Korea or Japan. China can get oil directly overland from Russia, and they are sitting on big oil reserves, and their economy is not so dependent on oil, rather on coal. |
| Pick a direction !! Omg spy need to break the curse of backwardness & stagnation. |
| I will be selling gaps up my bum if I am wrong |
| You forgot inflation, although if everything crashes I guess that wont be a problem. Inflation solved |
| Anyone majoring in Computer Science right now is regarded. Unless you go to MIT or a school of that caliber, your degree is going to be as worthless as the piece of paper I used to wipe my asshole.\n\nThere's like 5-10% at the top that will be fine but the rest are totally fucked. |
| Meta is the biggest joke of a company that somehow still prints money lol |
| Give him a call |
| Extremely regarded, good luck |
| iran is a boss |
| After close |
| Just the tip. It's called Kumzar. |
| 🙈 |
| What did 🥭 say to Bessent to spook him so much. |
| Just need like a -1% qqq day to be happy. Halfway there 🙌 |
| Lil pump lil dump lil pump lil dump |
| Yeah gamma squeeze and shorts covering yada yada |
| I'm on my 3rd pack. |
| 650 incoming ? |
| That’s it? |
| Black Monday incoming |
| I think the majority of people left trading are us investors ... think about it nasdaq down... cant invest in bonds so they invest in the dow as investment of last resort. Cos who would invest in cash only. Hence flat to little rally in the US$ as bond yields skyrocket and stocks look shaky. Its looks like the US investment is a dog chasing its own tail. |
| I think it’s calls time now. We have historically crashed right here. We have - everyone bought puts. |
| When he feels it in his bones. |
| So many mindless dip buyers being turned into exit liquidity |
| if i were XI i would abandon the taiwan thing, then sign a peace treaty ensuring all the chips flow just into china.\n\n\nfor Taiwan is better to align with a country that has bullet trains vs one with bullet holes. |
| do they plan to colonize Hormuz? what is the plan here |
| if you are holding 10 2 dollar bills and you get laid off is it stagflation? |
| Metas avocado got brown quickly |
| Like Ron Jeremy? |
| Petition to rename this app to great Greendit, GRDT. |
| Another “great” weekend ahead… |
| I’m going to get lunch. I’ll be back for power hour. |
| Quit bro it’s not worth it |
| Good job and happy birthday bruv |
| no fucking way - \nfat dump in the final 10 mins |
| Hopes and dreams last thing holding this up, that will be gone soon |
| Lmao look at the SPY weekly chart. You would never think theres anything remotely concerning happening. |
| we got 2 hours of fun left, can you fucking do something please? |
| The actual recession starts on Monday |
| Look at his account, he’s still coping the comments of that post. |
| And to be honest this is one of my favorite stocks, but my preference is going short heading into earnings but am aiming to exit before earnings, depending on the momentum |
| https://preview.redd.it/s464m87pkuog1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=16b1bc06e291eebee9e3b8d909a98baa103d2c75\n\n |
| That’s why I’m not in it as a ber. It’s either over or it’s just getting started. I hear the engine revving |
| Ofc, Barron bought a shit ton before the attack. By we he didn’t mean you and I. |
| Puts on MU for the weeknd then on monday sell at open and buying calls |
| I think we still have some room to go before the reversal.\n\nPuts over next two weekends then calls right before April |
| It can’t break past 664, not good |
| You are not listening, EVERY PUMP GETS SOLD |
| Big bad scary mm’s. And if you say who cares/asked. There. No joke for you |
| Some people look like their farts would smell like spaghetti |
| gap up ur bum |
| i inherited three -2 dollar bills… so I’ll do my part |
| While you were trading 0DTEs I was studying the two dollar bill. \nWhile you were engaged in premarital sex I practiced the two dollar bill. \nWhile you spent months diamond handing your bags for the sake of vanity I used the two dollar bill. \nNow that inflation and strippers are here you're all unprepared. Except for me. \nFor I studied the two dollar bill. |
| Relax, guy. It’s not boots on the ground if they’re just treading water right off the coast. Literally! |
| Hookers and cocaine for all 11k made. |
| Ah yes Daily cvna pump |
| God bless America 🇺🇸 |
| Up internationally, down domestically (cushing OK). Read some older charts. |
| I have poots to the bottom |
| And take nvda down to low 170s with it. Fuck that ticker |
| Impeccable record |
| Secure persian baddies |
| lol I hope so cause I’m jack to the tits on calls |
| It's over |
| I rarely make cocksure predictions - but surely there won't be an EoD pump with all this uncertainty? |
| We do? Petrodollar at work |
| Im coooooooooooked |
| Today kind of sucks. Its a prep day |
| I bought calls like 2 hours ago. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/eldicee made a bet that SPY would go to 669.0 within **2 hours** when it was 664.752 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| When the market drops slowly like this the headlines aren't nearly as bad and doesn't cause people that don't keep up day to day from panicking. |
| Jim Cramer says the market is "oversold" and he is "buying" |
| Bro\n\nIf the Indians got mad at China they could reenact the Helms Deep battle and rush the Great Wall with all 1.4 trillion of them\n |
| Hyper deflation! |
| The little green thing made me brick up a bit |
| If Luigi had gotten his hands on the Epstein files we could have avoided a whole ass war |
| Not with that attitude you can’t. |
| Film at 11 |
| bruh export controls make oil go up not down\n\n |
| Rookie numbers, gotta pump these numbers up |
| Right after Cuba, Venezuela, Mexico, Greenland, China, Canada, Spain… |
| HOOD should learn from COIN, corn up and it’s actually up |
| Not on Friday |
| i actually think so, and then sunday night open, LOOK OUT |
| Oh, that sounds amazing, selfmade, or can my lazy ass buy it somewhere? |
| spy cant touch 660 put wall. dont bother buying put |
| Dont forget natural gas. Most refineries and foundries use it for power |
| I shmoked 3 cigarettes so far today. |
| The Fed and mint expect people to do this, and factor it into government revenue. Its called seignorage. |
| whats the objective |
| Penis on the ground |
| thank you for your service. what do you think about this situation? |
| People holding over the weekend? Nah |
| Come on SPY drop like a set of panties! |
| Yh MM pinning prices here, nothing moving. Its fridsy they gotta not pay options. |
| When does mango assume his ultimate form? |
| 2 USO 3/18/26 $92 put for only 40 bucks. Whatever dumb algo sold me this is fucked if trump export controls oil. |
| Immediate 10 point reversal every time there's a drop\n\nI see you Scott Bessent |
| Spy gunna do the same shit as it did yesterday, next down swing I'm out. Made some money, cause my losses on what I got to a minimum |
| Buying calls after the pump, truly well regarded individual |
| Actual Trump quote: “when oil goes up we make a lot of money!” You can’t make this shit up. |
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| from +800 to down 7k i need a fucking lobotomy suse |
| It’s a multi year play young buck. And I’m still up 125% on my 5500 shares at these levels. \n\nYou never post any positions so I have nothing to make fun of you for. Don’t be scared, give me something to make fun of you for. What are your picks right now? |
| And they need em, secure the strait of Hormuz crayon munchers, black gold must flow |
| No, but it’s the goat FF. |
| I'm an expert in pushing rope |
| I hate to cook myself, but I’m doubled up on calls. This looks like we hit the bottom to me. I expect a gap up on Monday |
| Teach companies are going to have people sitting outside Walmart by the end of the year like Salvation Army |
| Him constantly telling people to just go for it is pretty funny |
| They should help liberate Iran. |
| RUBIO IN PEACE TALKS WITH IRAN WHEN? |
| Its a great time to buy |
| I'm not a college man, but 1.7 billion $2 bills is approximately $3.4 billion. \n\nIf we took every two dollar bill out of circulation, I don't think that even makes a dent. |
| Thanks 🙏 |
| It’s my birthday too, birthday brother! Can I have some? /s |
| No contraception is a hell of a drug |
| How will 🥭taco out of this one |
| This stage of stagflation is going to be great! |
| 93? Damn unc |
| Donnie, I'm so tired of winning |
| The problem with 'boots on the ground' is that we're talking about Iran. It's one of the worlds best naturally fortified countries. A ground invasion plan is hilariously inept, backed by a couple thousand years of examples. |
| Let me guess.. \n\nFake pump to close \n\nLMFAOOOO |
| You guys obviously now we're gonna rebound and finish green right? |
| those delivery services be handy for when you're sick and can't venture out but don't know about gooning... |
| Time to sort sndk |
| BREAKING NEWS: Some bullshit happening somewhere. |
| Crazy once is a lifetime event we’re living through… |
| Marines to launch ground invasion after market close, iran needs to hide their crayons |
| Feeling fucked fam |
| You didnt read the $2 deep dive?...look through the sub. Its from yesterday I think. |
| ooooom. I am at one with the universe. oooom. I will never join the bers |
| Who? |
| Window down |
| I wish I can get my money back. $70K in losses. I would pay off my debt and start my life correctly. |
| Prolly |
| retard |
| Do we think this might be related to addressing issues with Hormuz? \n \n**ABC News: 2,200 Marine unit, 3 warships ordered to head to Middle East** \n \nA Marine expeditionary unit with 2,200 Marines aboard three U.S. Navy amphibious ships is being ordered to the Middle East, according to two U.S. officials. \n \nIts deployment does not mean that the unit is going to be used as a ground force for use in Iran, but it **offers land, amphibious and aviation assets** that can be available to military commanders if needed." |
| rumor is penis in your mouth this weekend |
| thats not a signature, that's a spy chart since war started |
| September 2025 Spy is 660-690 -> March 2026 Spy is 660-690, get me out |
| Same price range since september haha |
| what other option is there? |
| What if we did the same thing for the $1 coin though? |
| What do you mean without an escort? Can’t you think to those poor soldiers alone for so many months |
| Definition of a retard is a trader that still holds his 0dte's this late into a friday thinking he might still be able to get his money back. The gains and the remains have all been taken, all that is left is decay |
| Just in Canada, too |
| Buy |
| We could really use some good news here |
| Lmao |
| That’s just in Indianapolis. Image the whole country. |
| So true and Same here. I’ve been trading it today. I don’t have the balls to hold it over the weekend. |
| Stairs up elevator down all day |
| Algos making this shit too easy man |
| Haha ditto |
| I am once again asking the market to be less ghey! |
| Where the hell is my Freedom check! |
| So you went on puts? Alright! 😮💨, thank you sir , good luck to you too!! \n\n so one of us will fall and one of us will stand on Thursday. |
| Sir, a second iceberg has it the private-credit market.\n\nIran is a great distraction though. |
| lol and THIS is just what it looks like when the market is still huffing copium |
| All we need is some oil deal with somebody and oil gonna crash and market will sing |
| Rumor is boots on the ground this weekend. |
| Who are the bad guys? 🤔 |
| 16 OIL TANKERS ATTACKED...\n\nMONGO - DON'T BE A BUSSY... SEND THE TANKERS THROUGH WITHOUT AN ESCORT.\n\nLOL\n\nOIL $300 |
| If you got gamecube games them shits are worth MONEY \n\nMade almost 400 selling like 12, Zelda and Mario Party were the big ones |
| There are 1.4 trillion Indian people\n\nThat’s insane \n |
| Let’s rewind that a little maybe and just be critical of people ordering a god damn private taxi for their burrito because they are too busy gooning. |
| PRIVATE TAXI FOR MY BURRITO 🫴🚕🌯 |
| Nice! I dont have the imagination to come up with the specifics but it feels like about 3 weeks of bullshit left to sling. |
| Okay they just bought calls late. Dew it |
| Yes if recession hits. |
| You know how the old saying goes bols 62nd times a charm. |
| T is basically Sephiroth if he were a pedo instead of a twink smashing hypno Dom |
| Can the admin pls pretend to have a plan so it can finally crash cause the plan is retarded? Not telling the plan is theta af. |
| Home |
| Happy birthday bro! |
| the problem with having people in charge who haven't worked a proper job in their lifetime is that they don't understand the cost of the burnout in their troops. 🌈🐻 about to enter their apex predator arc |
| Loaded ONDS here, too many good news recently, shorts can't hold it for much longer |
| But he says he uses Photoshop, Illustrator, and InDesign, and Photoshopea is just something similar to Photoshop. It also lacks many features. \n \nIf you open a 1GB file, it either doesn't load or runs slowly, displaying a "not enough memory" message (i have 32GB of RAM). Furthermore, it doesn't have most shortcuts, you can't customize your shortcuts, there's a gray bar that takes up a sixth of the screen, you can only use four profiles, and you can't print directly. Unfortunately, it's only useful for making memes. |
| so MSFT really ain’t gonna move at all until April earnings huh |
| Is the ground invasion coming this weekend? |
| Need a dumperoni to 593 plz |
| Happy birthday! |
| Taco pump would hit differently |
| Nostradumbass |
| $LWLG new leg up - mark it |
| Bull |
| Lmao you belong here mate |
| please make a post with your recommendations so we can inverse. thank you. |
| I thought about it, but it's just too risky. 🥭 loves to do weird shit in the weekend |
| https://preview.redd.it/ix846pomjuog1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dedb6d3dfdd4247985d0da185c2e982f6bdacc73 |
| What time is the break out?! Tick tock tick tock |
| Lol are big institutions really furiously swapping trades in and out just to tread water? |
| Wen 🥭 Heart attack? The market will pump like 10% I am almost certain of that |
| There are a lot of things that are only prohibited because someone will shoot you if you're dumb enough to try it. |
| ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT |
| Yeah.. fixed it 🤣 |
| Can we please pump MSFT |
| Is anyone else quietly stacking the dip? |
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| wow, making money clicking a few buttons is kind of hard |
| I can't believe you're so close to being a billionaire.\n\nCongrats!! |
| Its gonna take a lot of fuckn scalping to recover $15k |
| 2000s were the best |
| Been holding semtech for a while |
| Full self driving submarines with cameras only |
| As opposed to the boggle head investment strategy used by most here? |
| humans used to grow their own food and be self-sufficient. whatever happened to that. |
| Google losing $300 is one of my biggest indicators at the moment. Watching closely. |
| Bols mass extinction event |
| absolute trash week of companies that are just filth - except of course for RCAT and MU. |
| I’m kind of seasoned here and even I was feeling fomo. Classic.. |
| TACO NOW PLEASE |
| Better than paying tax on everything... literally everything |
| "They'res not even proof they mined the Strait"\n\nSo I guess all those minelaying ships you bragged about sinking were just chillin out there |
| Should I hold it for Mondays market or sell? |
| You mean you don't want to be a frail loser. |
| silVer?? |
| Oh wow! A little green candle. Must be the reversal for sure. |
| Remindme! 7 days |
| No, this is completely wrong. Savings is how you get investment. Investment also is good for the economy. It’s the “I” in the GDP equation. |
| thank u my hero |
| an e-girl? |
| Bro try next year |
| God I love being an Exxon shareholder lol |
| Why don't you go where Harlem flits? Puttin' on the SPY |
| I have purchased 800 shares of schg in my long term account this month \n\nRetarded?\n |
| Fortune favors the bold. We'll either crash on Monday...or rally. Pick your play, but always know this: ber fuk |
| Wouldn't work. I work in a bank, we have maybe 100 $2 bills and if we get too many, we send them to the FED. Also if you have every single person in the United States collect 5 $2 bills, that's 3.4 billion dollars. This alone is not a meaningful amount to even cause a blip, nevermind the fact that most people will not consider it rare anymore if EVERYONE is doing this, So some people will lose interest etc leading to the destruction of the idea. Not to mention, some stores REFUSE $2 bills and if they DO take them, more often than not they will not give it out as change due to it's unusual nature. Every now and then someone will come in my bank with hundreds sometime thousands of $2 bills, all older gentlemen probably had an idea to hoard them due to being rare, and after years of this decided “what’s the point” it’s worth $2 the price will never go up, It’s not even scarce most banks we just have them in surplus just come in and ask. I like the idea though, keep up the good work! |
| Like a little bit and then all at once |
| My oil tanker is appreciating in value daily. Lol |
| Always finding the maximum pain pin and holding it there until 3:45pm when 0dtes are sold, then it moves…same shit eeeryday..start morning up and down looking for that point, find it, hold it, make that money …move it after 3:45 … our market is fake…I made my 86% today on my trade in the morning but watching this everyday is kind of ridiculous….hmmm o today are the weeklies also.. |
| Isfahan is a cool name for a nuclear weapons site \n\nFeels very Final Fantasy 7 \n\nAnyone else getting big Final Fantasy 7 vibes from this energy crisis |
| Hope it hits for you bro |
| Where do you buy leftover ribs and tortilla chips for $1.50 |
| Loaded up on sp500 June futures today on the dump this afternoon.Going to be a nice payday in the coming weeks |
| The Pedo Submarine lives!!! |
| hopefully, earnings were good |
| Come on bulls |
| I’m not shilling it and offering no recommendation but the person who dropped 750k on $SM is doing just fine. Someone tell me not to buy… |
| It normally is, but there’s a reason the last 6 admins passed on attacking Iran |
| Yeah there will be a larger ground presence. But again, it's not Iraq style. We have much better intelligence tools and this is coordinated with Israel who will likely take the brunt of boots on the ground.\n\nThere are a lot of reasons this is a buying opportunity, the biggest reason being how afraid everyone is right now. |
| Well theres us Naval Escorts actually showing up, Gas Tax Credits, declaring victory while keeping a naval presence in the ME, and hows that alaskan pipeline project coming along? |
| 😂😂😂 |
| No. The issue is that consumers are demanding more for less cost… so companies like Honda are creating more sophisticated machines that have many more points of failure and thus break down more. Of course, analog, simple build cars tend to last a lot longer: there’s little to them besides engine quality. |
| Said like a Fox News host |
| Have a feeling we might see 659 during power hour.. no one is holding this over weekend |
| Go ahead and buy that crop top young man |
| Bought a crazy amount of 592 0dte qqq puts lotto. I'm feeling lucky at 40 pennies each 🤫 |
| this war is over when i feel it in my boner |
| ELON MUSK REPORTEDLY BUILDING SUBMARINES AND TUNNELS TO GET OIL OUT OF THE REGION TO SAVE THE DAY\n\nWILL BE DONE BY THE END OF THE YEAR\n |
| I guess RDDT will go under 100 with all this bullshit. FUCK! |
| Government paid for them to go on a tropical cruise??? |
| If you're a UAE citizen you get taxed if you spend too much time outside of the country.\n\n\nLol. LMAO even |
| The crazy thing is that even if this war didn't happen the economy was already in the shitter as seen by today's numbers. Just shows you that the market is one big ponzi for degenerates like you and me to lose money to big money. No basis in reality just pump stocks like WMT with single digit growth to valuations greater than tech with double digit growth. |
| #ITS OK I HATE MONEY ANYWAYS \n\n🚪💥 |
| Got a real Nostradamus over here |
| He's going to announce boots on the ground tonight, isn't he? |
| Im taking the exact opposite position, best of luck! |
| 1d? Like tomorrow? |
| Guh |
| I can believe I am the only one who spotted this. this is happening |
| You should buy more then 🙂 |
| SPY hitting 1984 before close |
| Only thing keeping me from being a billionaire is Elon Musk keeps refusing to give me a billion dollars. I would be a billionaire should Elon not do that. |
| I get mine in $1s\n\nMore bills=more money |
| I could have swore SPY was down like -4% this week but here we are just -0.3%. Been a week for the ages. |
| You forgot to block your signiture. Fortunately most of us can't read hieroglyphs. |
| Not going to time anything, but will be buying at a discount |
| Because now there's so much bat shit crazy insane shit happening everyday all over the country they now have other things to report on. Same reason a mass shooting would be wall to wall coverage before. |
| I wanna be one of those people who are stretchy and can reach their toes standing up. |
| The spy chart reminds me of a slide 🛝 where I had a nasty fall as a toddler |
| You should have risked it all |
| No V 🙁 |
| So rigged. So rigged. Pushed out of my positions. |
| Damn, NBIS, good job by you |
| Where’s the pump??? |
| 666 or im gay |
| Cut up some left over ribs, make nachos. Pour an IPA into a scratched glass. Close your eyes, youre not at your local shit brewery. The good news is you spent $3 not $80. |
| He went full mask off yesterday. Genocidal Zionists are doing their best to maintain the veneer of objectivity, but supremacists just can’t help themselves. |
| As a American I’m fucked |
| I’m gunna time the bottom! |
| CHECKING STRAITS...\n\nYUP STILL CLOSED. LOL\n\nOIL $300 |
| Anyone else not having fun |
| No, that was the spx position I sold out of |
| Yeah, truly regarded stuff. Apple is killing it right now. |
| This is how bears are born |
| I predict the Iran situation will continue into next week. |
| Only legendary companies like UNH is green |
| Unironically we’re all out of oil, no more gas to pump this |
| Bulls getting cocky cuz we went from 0.3% red to 0.2% red lmao |
| thank you for your sacrifice |
| Board and confiscate Iranian tankers. |
| Without some fake bullshit headline to pump things going into the weekend, this shits going to drop |
| Burj khalifa going down due to drone attacks would be such a downgrade from 9/11 |
| Cool we got the same birthday . |
| I won't shed a tear for Adobe for its greedy business practice, that shit can go under |
| I’ve been very happy with Davinci, for the video editing route. Free access lets you do any basic things you need, and one time purchase for studio gives access to some convenient AI tools like magic mask rotoscoping or AI subtitle generation or whatever else.\n\nAlthough don’t go for their cloud editing collaboration shit, their webpage conveniently “experienced an error” when I wanted to cancel and had me running in circles for almost an entire month to cancel. They did refund my last month payment for it though, to be fair. |
| Will it break resistance at 665 or break support at 663? It's yo-yoing back and forth. |
| real quote from the petedrunktard: "The only thing prohibiting transit in Hormuz right now is Iran shooting at shipping. It is open for transit should Iran not do that" |
| shit is going nowhere, it's a one way ticket to the earth's core from now on |
| Its wsb math actually. |
| brought crude oil before the dip 2 days ago and lost $2600, if i didnt auto liquidate i wouldve been up $400+ rn |
| Believe it or not, 7000 |
| Close enough. |
| lol patient forever while it rises for years and then I get in out of frustration only to lose 3 years of savings. fml |
| It was funnier when we could still read the numbers on your driver license |
| bol can't even |
| Gaaeeeeeeeeee |
| not the whole world lmao, americans projecting again |
| For years I was told war was bullish? |
| So what are the sound bites left to manipulate the market next week?\n\nHere are what have already been used:\n\n"War is over"\n"Just Ignore the mines you pussies"\n"We'll just empty our reserves"\n"We'll just buy Russia's reserves"\n\n\n\n |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AndItsThetaAgain** bet **SPY** goes from **664.65** to **626.0** before **14-Mar-2026 01:17 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Breaking: Meta to invest 12.3B into metaverse: "AI is now finally at the place we thought it was when we began the project." |
| You got ripped off. $3 bills are counterfeit. |
| !banbet SPY 626 1d |
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| It’s not war, because if it was, it would need congressional approval |
| Perfectly rigged \n\nLMFAOOOO |
| If she goes to 6700 eod, lol |
| Next stop, 667 |
| Held through and sold for break even. Had 110 calls lol FML |
| It's not Normandy just a fake to draw forces to the beach |
| entire market is lol |
| I just finished lunch |
| We probably will drop to 660. Look at how weak this thing looks, it’s just like yesterday |
| 👴 |
| Sell everything now and then buy back in once everything stabilizes and pumps |
| 6.8k is your full cash? |
| Another bull trap |
| buy a happy meal or something, what a chad |
| IM A CHUD |
| Should I enable margin in my 401k rollover? |
| Calls on Jodi |
| Said it all day |
| MSFT 455c\n\nGo big or go home, homie. |
| ah good point, good point |
| well i did buy, but in premarket (im from germany can buy calls), theyre still green, but were 3k up ;( |
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| You idiots were worrying about Strait of Hormuz… finally we hear we don’t need to worry about it. \n\nNow instead of using our lying senses we just get DD straight from the horse’s ass. |
| Is this what the Irish Famine felt like |
| Oh you unironically thot this was just an excursion and not a war? Lol |
| Blowing up a school on day one was suspiciously American... |
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| Buy meta today before close? Seems way oversold |
| are we gonna swim between 663 and 665 like a turd in a pond until the end of time? .... |
| I see 663.11 |
| Dm'd |
| Stronger than vibranium |
| sauce |
| Market right now: https://media1.tenor.com/m/yY6e_RK01EIAAAAC/cliff-hangers.gif |
| Cramer just said this isn’t a 2007 scenario 💀\n\nFull porting into puts. |
| I grabbed some spy 670's for $1 per contract for the hell of it let's see what happens lol |
| Look up the summary of the movie Wag the Dog. 😂 |
| About that time again to re heat those brussel sprouts and fish in the breakroom. Might burn some more popcorn too for dessert |
| Fraud pump to close green then elevator down next week |
| > Saving is good for the economy and boosts growth in the long run.\n\nLol wtf are you on no it doesn't. The only thing that's good for a capitalist economy is spending. If people are saving then they are buying less. If they are buying less, less is being produced, then come layoffs, which forces even less consumer spending and on and on until the government is forced to bail things out again if it can before collapse. |
| Blind, where everyone miraculously earns at least $600,000 a year fresh out of school and nobody ever lies. |
| Math!? You mean 33 right? Or is this a Wall Street bets meme I don't know? |
| Breaking news: conflict in the middle east!\n\nI cant believe it! |
| Well, this takes my mind off of August 12 when we don’t have gravity for seven seconds ..nice |
| microsoft back into microslop territory, my june 440 calls are struggling |
| The Marines are fundamentally and structurally a naval expeditionary force. They are sent in to prepare the way. \n\nIf there's no larger ground presence to follow then perma-ban me. |
| LOAD UP ON CALLS WE PUSHING THROUGH\n\nPSYCHE |
| How about the balls? |
| Was I tho |
| Something bad happening off the coast of the UAE. |
| Mufasa for added manliness |
| Hope boots in the ground includes Timberland's because that's all I have. |
| I just got 20 $2 bills from a bank.\nCost me $40 for a stack of paper.\nBidenflation? |
| 11th here. Happy Birthday bud |
| Probably would if they stopped pressing the buy button |
| Spy 663 is lava |
| now he can’t buy options if it’s in cash |
| I'll help the bols, scalping some puts |
| My ideal tweet today - war ended, Jpow stays, I have rectal issues |
| Literally everything is a speculative meme stock now |
| ***WHOLE WORLD 🌎 BE FUCKED AND BOLS BE LIKE IMMA PUT IT ALL ON GREEN TODAY CUH***\n\nLMAO 🤣 |
| Call me when SPY hits 650. It's bounced there twice in the last six months. |
| Are we even sure this war with Iran is real and not fake news? |
| He had just full port shorted oil then Mango called him in to force him to agree to something retarded that will make oil go up.\n\nEither that or a rare human moment as his conscience was contending with the fact he only got involved in all this for some elegant grift and now he's sending young men to die. |
| Friday V plz |
| I don't understand. Is this a joke, or is this serious? \nI'm still trying to understand this subreddit, too\n\n |
| I’m not drunk and I read PayPal. If I was drunk I’d have read TSLA |
| Need an update after today lol |
| gold -0,5, NEM -5\n\nmakes sense |
| gonna be maf if I sold my scalp at a loss only for this bitch to breakout |
| Happy birthday bro\n\nKeep Selling |
| In 1 week of bombing Iran we spent more than half of NASAs annual budget lmaoooo |
| No more joke, spy 666 now |
| The resistance at 663.13 on SPY is insane. Every time we've hit it we've bounced right off of it. |
| -.25% is not crashing hard regard |
| Respect to uploading your id to prove it. |
| Fuck mid-cap stocks |
| Another 3+ year war with nothing to show for, as if we didn't already see this shit coming |
| It'll happen. I remember during lockdown some guy in the daily went big on $FORD when the play was $F |
| 7k is 7k profit <3 |
| And the power of love |
| I’ve seen this setup thousands of times this is gonna hard shoot up or hard drop there won’t be an in between but given the market it’s gonna hard drop |
| >WSJ: Pentagon Sends Marine Expeditionary Unit to Middle East\n\nCalls on Stellantis, between this and the sneaky draft thing there's about to be a lot of Chargers/Challengers bought |
| I mean I should just be grateful I have a home….whats a second mortgage between friends. |
| It looks like a resistance is forming at $450, so OP likely needs huge news to change market sentiment and drive over that line. Could happen but TA horoscope says more like to bounce down |
| Risked 6.8k, was down, just sold for +10 dollars, wish I was joking \n\nfull cash for black Monday after we kneejerk gap down to boots on the ground |
| Quit red candling my green candles |
| This is how it always starts . Small. Temporary. Then it will be troops home by Christmas. Then just a few more years. 2.4 trillion later |
| Look how they Massacred my boy Microsoft 😪 |
| this close to rage full porting into META calls |
| Imagine buying a speculative meme like Gold when you could have a real store of value, like digital 🌽 |
| Expected chop. Been flipping contracts for $40 profit at a time. Not a lot but keeping me green on day lol |
| lol |
| 2$ cash DD live in action. Lmao\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/70ojmmx4iuog1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98af8add596392eab85aec227e55b13899cfb045 |
| wen theta? |
| Please. When the fuck has it pumped? Has been on in the room with us at any point since 10AM? |
| Full ported NVDA puts at open. Sold after the first flush down when it consolidated.\n\nUp 7K instead of 25k fml. Third time this week I had a 15k+ trade and fumbled it. |
| They are not smart enough to realize they are well regarded |
| Am I reading this with a Morgan Freeman voice or Tom Hanks voice or the Lion King guy voice? |
| Give it up bers, let us win one |
| Wtf was that |
| Smartest man on here |
| Are we gonna be stuck at 664 forever? |
| Its an excellent question for r/politics |
| The Russians played Witkoff, the Israelis played Jared, they both played 🥭 but everyone does because he's a senile idiot, Hegseth played along so he could larp as BigManly Soldier McAlphaMale, White and the evangelical nutbags wanted it because Jesus somehow?, and the oligarchs wanted it because the needed to get their pdf crimes off the front page. |
| You’re 33! Dayum that’s like senior citizen on this sub |
| anyone holding oil over the weekend?\n\n |
| It’s time for treasury bills 👴🏼 |
| i don't have to be drunk for that |
| Imagine being at SPY 800 rn with Sleepy Joe at the helm\n\nNo 🧢 |
| You're gonna beg a fuckup to stop fucking everything up? \n\nBold move. |
| The SPY price action is beyond crazy. You leave your workstation for less than a minute and on return, the stupid thing that had just turned green is down almost $3. |
| Kind of surprising given how positive the reception for the new MacBook has been |
| This time a twit from 🥭 won’t come to save us. They just sent more troops ffs… |
| Netscape |
| Just got apple tv. Hate to brag |
| Is this the pamp attack of doom |
| Who? |
| "If you shoot protesters they will be consequences" DJT\nTACO THAT |
| Another pump to just dump lol |
| Wow boots on the ground this weekend and you morons are gonna buy? Really? |
| Market chart is now just literally inverse oil |
| Maybe full porting and using margin on META calls wasn't the move either.. |
| Some peoples whole reasoning for voting for 🥭was cheaper gas wonder how in denial or dumb they must feel now lol |
| Good call! |
| 666 |
| Built an algo trader for predictions markets and having to watch all these IG posts and Tik Tok vids made me realize society is so fuked ... but anyways, Michael B Jordan for best actor. |
| WATCH WHAT HAPPENS |
| Chat look at the bright side if you live in the north you won’t have to stand outside in the cold pumping gas as long when you put 20 dollars in the tank. |
| THE V IS HERE. THE V IS HERE |
| It's such a small force I am not entirely sure what they would be tasked to do. Probably 2/3 of them are support folks. Maybe one of those little islands in the middle need occupying. Or it could be a force in being. They do have a good amount of air assets and small boats. |
| Just a quick prostate exam |
| I am with you. We are cooked |
| Looking pretty good for Bull. |
| I didn’t hear no bell |
| Lazy company not interested in building modern software for working professionals is amazed they're not doing well. Shocking. |
| # SoftBank's PayPay set for hotly anticipated Nasdaq debut after raising $880 million\n\n \nImagine you being drunk, and want to buy PayPay but ended up buying PAYPAL.. lulz |
| Prove it bop |
| And again:\n\n\nEVERY MOVE GETS DUMPED, STOCKS ONLY GO DOWN \n\nBULS FUK |
| Russia may as well bomb iran if they let that happen. |
| maybe full porting MSFT calls at 410 wasn’t the move |
| War is over |
| Its never been more joever. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ok07m41xhuog1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37774e1ab03514baa6d76d58337e5baba21aa215 |
| #How is VIX down today with markets crashing so hard LMAO🤌 |
| Surprised they aren't pumping harder to trap more bols |
| If I close out Puts that’s I sold, do I need to wait a day for clearing before I can sell Puts again? |
| Only down $600 this week lfg |
| Someone is just mashing sell on AAPL holy shit |
| Not even that red, send the Qs to $575 so I can pick the market up |
| how much? |
| Mom is that you? |
| They will need more than that. |
| Gimme\n\nI can spend your money waaaay better than you can |
| \-3.1% over 4 days |
| So we have hundreds of aircraft, 3 carrier strike groups and sending in the Marines. \n\nThis weekend could be interesting |
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| im going insane watching this fucking chart barely fucking moving |
| Years of following up with the Kardashians has prepared me for the current events. 🥭 is Kim and ayatollah is Kanye. This is the divorce crashout arc |
| It is, it’s going down |
| here until an hour before close, then rally back to open |
| This shit is EASILY V'ING THE FUCK UP to at least flat lmao\n\nLmfao |
| Greed the fuck out and panic buy everything. |
| and the u/ |
| What is a result of an all out war before a triple witching Friday? |
| Happy birthday and fuck you |
| Looks like Monday will be a red day...raining bears n shit |
| I HOPE U R RIGHT |
| #How is VIX down today with markets crashing so hard LMAO🤌 |
| >We are doing a little buying for the trust, mindful of how horrible the tape is.... so oversold\n\n\n- Cramer |
| Calls. |
 wsj.com www.wsj.com |
| I only have Bing |
| 🙏🙏🙏 |
| HOOD do something |
| They’re out there, they just don’t have any money of their own, and since we’re all getting screwed, we don’t have any money of our own |
| I have too much money.\n\n |
| what the fuck, your winrate is almost 50% |
| What happened to bessent he was stressed like he fullported (after meeting 🥭mid interview ) |
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| I have $6,000 in freshly printed $2 bills that I got from my days working at the bank. No specific reason why, I just like them lol |
| for the antz |
| Fast hands are key |
| A moot point after CBDC adoption, dyfk |
| bought calls, soon "iran lets europe to cross hormuz" |
| Cant wait for that irrational V....calls because it makes zero fking sense. |
| Not in any real way, not the way the market is afraid of, not Iraq style |
| Monday red opening. We all know orange man does crazy shit during weekends. |
| americans elected a retarded administration, what did you expect |
| Same, I was in at $10 cad, sold at $11 cad, kept the profits for stock to let it ride. |
| Three more hours left for this to go sideways so much more |
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| !banbet SPY +1% 3h |
| That’s cause it was -20% at the start of 2025, first time looking at stocks? |
| Sauce? |
| Reminder for bols, it’s 1pm… still time to salvage your odte calls :/ |
| Jan - March is not enough time to mean anything |
| That's it. I'm done. I'm sending my wife to 🥭 to give him foot massage and in return ask him to get back economy on track. The only issue is that my wife is over 18. |
| V IS HERE |
| In my day they paid you to take crude |
| Looks like it found support here |
| Looks like we're getting US boots on the ground in Iran |
| Now is your time to get in but most people in this sub are allergic to making money. See you at $100/ |
| The admin didn't think they would close hormuz 😂 |
| Banbet it |
| Ok, yeah, sure. So load up on puts. I'm adding to leveraged NASDAQ over the next 4 weeks. I think I'm buying the bottom or close to it. |
| $MU put premiums for earnings are going to be so good. |
| Can we just get that -3% |
| You don’t send 3,000 marines and not use them. |
| It’s dumped 1.5% |
| Literally nothing is moving. Its just static. Flat. Bleeding everything fucking dry. |
| GDP at 0.7% and core at 3.1% is the economy doing the splits: growth faceplants while prices keep doing parkour. JPow about to hit us with the "higher for longer" remix and my calls are already in hospice. |
| Usd rocket is a symptom too, tardo. Not the cause |
| exclude dollar -15% over past year and spy is at december 2024 levels |
| When Taco |
| She oiling up my Brent till I crude |
| A new generation of voters started popping up who grew up watching Jake paul.\n\nKids never had a chance. |
| when will microsoft fly ;( |
| Anyone shorting oil with SCO? Already up $300 on just shares and covered calls. |
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| Well, looks like I’m bag holding some miners. On the plus side my puts are doing great. |
| In case you're wondering where things go from here.. Look at ULTA. Women are apparently dead which means the economy is dead because all of us in here know a mattress on the floor with a 20 year old pillow, a folding chair, a tv, and a bucket to shit in is good enough. No women? No economy. |
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| No no no , chat gpt told me it was going up and it isn’t, guess who’s not getting my 20/month anymore |
| 🥭 drop a tweet, we need a 🌮 |
| A V here would confirm market is truely cooked |
| Boots on the ground confirmed this weekend, sell it all!!! |
| Louise E. Anna |
| Why this bih NBIS have regard strength today? Market selling off, Daddy (NVDA) selling off, and this bih just thetaing |
| 625-700 for next 10 years btw (or longer), money printer off and on just to inflate everything away cause too much debt and nothing is really being "produced" anymore except for bombs and such |
| This dump for ants shit is as frustrating as the rando pumps.\n\nLETS MOVE |
| I hope you enjoy Taco on the weekend |
| I have a month out calls on QQQ down 30% nothing but 🙏 at this point |
| Alexa play Fortunate Son |
| i try a long ES here =\] |
| Three more hours left for this to go up so much more |
| i’m holding this shit over the weekend |
| 52 week SPY low is in the 400s that's crazy |
| Those are the exact people you *should* lionize as heroes lol.\n\nGood, strong leadership isn't flashy. It's quiet competence. The world would be a better place if that trait were more valued. |
| Man you were talking a lot about calls earlier, I really hope you didn’t buy any |
| The market is finally starting to come to terms with there being no way for 🥭 to escape the FO stage after the initial FA |
| Bers crushing us because fuckin USD is a rocket ship |
| Don't worry expect buying to pick up again around 440 |
| Gamesuck crushed yet again those dumb asses r never gonna learn |
| The only you should be holding over the weekend is your d**k |
| Three more hours left for this to go down so much more |
| Go there and demand they open it |
| I picked up some crayons and determined we are going to zero if the weekend is red |
| Straights of Homos is probably what Mango thinks it is called |
| Other than the risk of getting hit by an Iranian drone or missile, you can transit the Strait of Hormuz just fine… |
| half a year of no movement, nice great "AI RALLEY" we had when half of the mag 7 is at prices from 2024 |
| All the retards that bought the open are deep fucking underwater right now and completed crushed. Haven't you learned that we're going to SPY350 before EOY? |
| Economic reports: economy so strong, very big dick, such resilient and healthy\n\nEconomic revisions: what economy? |
| it's ok spy you can leg down now |
| bols got OIL futes'd |
| 👑🐻 is back bb.\n\nHOLY FUCK LET'S JUST GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH SO WE CAN START THE REBUILDING PROCESS.\n\nCalls on dog food because that's what half you dummies are going to be eating by the fall. 🫶 |
| Guess it depends what you’re holding. Oil yes!! |
| But... but... they're so WOKE! |
| Relax guy! |
| 😳 I meant the good memories |
| Shambles in bulls |
| A Marine Expeditionary Unit (MEU; about 2000 Marines; it's pretty much the smallest invasion-level force the Marines operate in) appears to be on its way to the Iran area. |
| Because the caramel bitch was annoying with that giggle |
| Manipulation |
| Who’s gonna hold his shit during the weekend? |
| Markets a wrap |
| Drop in 3… 2… 1… |
| jim cramer said market is oversold and he is buying\n\nbears won, 650 monday |
| holy fuck Monday options pricing in absolutely bloodbath over the weekend |
| https://imgur.com/a/li1tdvQ\n\n/u/bearhunter429 ^ |
| So repeatedly saying AI doesn't work anymore. |
| can jpow even save this shitshow? |
| When are we gonna blast off |
| Nasdaq same price as early September! |
| Buuuuuuuuuulls! |
| Its really incredible the extent to which this didn't have to fucking happen |
| I’ll wreck your throat with |
| SPY has a date with the 200 MA |
| What would be the price? |
| … |
| Honestly surprised we are not much lower based on GDP revision that showed January was a hoax. |
| C'mon man! |
| Happy Birthday! go get a beauty spa, your face is unrecognizable! |
| EVERY FUCKING PUMP GETTING DUMPED HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BULS FUK |
| Haha, remember when the US killed 170 school girls? Or when Israel wiped out 10% of the population of Gaza, most of whom were children? Good times |
| Big Beautifull Boots |
| I’m asking myself the same question - I’m from EU |
| Accept it it will only go down, stpd buls 😂😂😂 |
| Just double inversed myself. Should work out well. |
| Black gold still dominating the market. I’ll dip in my toes EOD for a possible dead 🐈⬛ over the weekend but I’m not trading this bs intraday. Y’all are actually regarded 😂 |
| Soon the market will have no choice but to price in this war, like the Ukraine-Russia one. 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Bro thinks we’re old enough to vote |
| Remember SLV over 100? Those were the days. |
| Anyone brave enough to hold shit over the weekend? |
| When you join the military part of that assumption is that you may end up at war and in combat. Lots of people who are being incredibly loud today about having a problem with troops in combat when most of you, especially the loudest ones, would actually never be at any risk of being in combat yourselves.\n\nSincerely, a purple heart recipient courtesy Obama's expansion of our wars through 2009 into 2010. |
| # **HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BULLS ACTUALLY THOUGHT HAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING HAHAHAHAHAH** |
| Americans read at a 4th grade level lol |
| Fuck this. Fuck this market. OPEN UP THE STRAIGHTS OF HOMOZ. |
| Peter Thiel knows about the Antichrist 🎶🎶🎶 |
| Get those chips through the canal |
| Note to self\n\nDO NOT SELL THOSE +45% PUTS U BOUGHT TODAY, BEFORE WEEKEND BLOOD \nDO NOT SELL THOSE +45% PUTS U BOUGHT TODAY, BEFORE WEEKEND BLOOD \nDO NOT SELL THOSE +45% PUTS U BOUGHT TODAY, BEFORE WEEKEND BLOOD \nDO NOT SELL THOSE +45% PUTS U BOUGHT TODAY, BEFORE WEEKEND BLOOD |
| I might be a little buzzed. I tried to do mongolian throat singing and I think I rekt my throat lol |
| Let’s just say there’s a reason puts are loaded to the tits 3-6 months out on Google. |
| Thanks! Curious how 650 was determined? Nov/Oct lows? And 625 for August? |
| Who else is holding oil during the weekend? |
| OK sleepy Joe |
| Probably works for the FBI |
| There is none |
| Adobe PDF is trash |
| Why did you guys vote this idiot in |
| We were all talkin mad shit about Russia's 3 day special operation and look what we get. |
| 667 |
| Its March, Sweetie |
| I’m straight up not having a good time |
| What makes a person anti christ anyways |
| 93 Damn unc what did a T. rex look like |
| Next week only doing sndk 0dte forget this spy/qqq shit until they get all the stuff sorted out!! |
| Can we get a random pump to 666 |
| Trying to get someone fired for not helping them fill their quota and then harassing them at home was well within that reps control. |
| Strait of Hummus |
| Man those windmills dont look so bad after all lmfao |
| Based mongo |
| Why is there a bid at all? I need to ask again. |
| Wheres the V ???!! All i see is red. Mayday mayday |
| Only SSDs and RAM will be used for currency in our future post-financial-apocalyptic world |
| And what exactly will trigger this miracle? |
| Did Tesla make gas powered cars I don’t know about |
| “Trading”\n\nThis is mental illness sharing group therapy \n |
| Boots on the ground and thumb in your butt for the foreseeable future. |
| Wendy's hiring. |
| Bulls begging for some "Truth" to set them free. \nBut Mango is already golfing. |
| Bulls in shambles. Unfortunately this is going much lower. |
| SNDK safe haven? |
| They are printing paper oil right now, I am sure that will end well. |
| Relax guys, there’s no need to worry about the Strait of Hormuz. The Pentagon is sending more ships to the region. They’re not sailing through, but they’re starting to work on the concepts of a plan to sail through in a month or so. |
| No |
| Short term rally into devestating eod drill |
| Guy it’s not about the money, it’s about the memories 🥰🥰😭🥰🥰🥰 |
| "When I feel it, okay? I feel it in my bones" |
| I know Brent, and he's not very crude! |
| Every bull praying for a deranged orange to tweet some shit to save their calls. |
| Bro I can read your DD number |
| Going up until earnings then 🙈 |
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| Bro really posted a redacted driver license. Happy birthday regard. |
| Yeah that just sounds like the beginning of an economic collapse to me |
| MU and SNDK only profitable companies. 😂 |
| I bought 1 month to exp QQQ puts when we were at 600. Eating clean over here. |
| UPPIES PLS |
| People aren’t ready for the power hour rip today |
| Is the NASDAQ gonna hold this level or what? If we take out 22,000, where is the support??? |
| This is our Ukraine 3 day operation 💀 |
| Still unreal. I remember when McD started and a basic one patty burger was $.39. Yeah I'm that old. |
| What is this? A candle for ants? |
| They should make body armor out of 663, impenetrable |
| Its not a V, its a ladder down. Friday sell off is confirmed at this point. |
| Fuck you. Buy a phone charger |
| Man, Americans really do drink their own kool aid, don't they? |
| Losing money to tiny hats because a different group of tiny hats has a death fetish and started another war. Are we having fun yet? |
| The TACO trade makes sense, but its too short-term, so i play the TACOBURRITO trade.\n\nTrump Always Chickens Out But Ultimately Reveals Recurrent and Incomprehensibly Tragic Obtuseness\n\nLong-dated puts. |
| And MU and Western digital. Memory stonks in general |
| Send this bitch down lmao |
| At least it’s nice to see CVNA tanking. |
| They are often the very same |
| Institutions have been pushing that we are about to re enter the bull market\n\nRetail news, same shit(let’s be real same thing) \n\nThis is just a warm up phase. |
| 🤣 |
| i have a strong suspicion we are about to rally |
| Im printing from all these fake pumps😂😂 |
| God spy wants to dump so bad the slut |
| I’ve never in my life felt so confident that the play is to hold calls over the weekend |
| Calls on butes |
| Not sure they have the strength to organize something like that this weekend, but we will see boots on the ground. |
| What a great day to be a thetagang |
| NO BALLS TO HOLD SHARES OVER WEEKEND🗣️ |
| So what to expect today after hours? |
| if u boughs calls --> 🤡 \n(I also did) |
| *V here*\n\nIs what I tell myself to keep my delusions alive |
| I'm a (former) USMC grunt. We're always mobilizing. That's the whole point of the Marine Corps. |
| The fuckin TA bros thinking its nothing more than astrology. |
| 1 month chart on nasdaq is the perfect range chart |
| I just sold my nvda and amd bags. Fuck this shit |
| I have made so much money today |
| This HAS to be the bottom, I say with no reason to think so... |
| Definitely the case. |
| Some of us we’re too busy banging chicks in college |
| Tf apple |
| Microsoft, you big ole pile of shit |
| I said I wasn’t going to gamble anymore and I went and bought some NVDA $180 0dte calls just now LMAO 🤌 |
| NDX still 24600 /24700 range 🤞 |
| I literally ripped my pants |
| do NOT go below 6600! |
| Microsoft you're such a pos I hope you know that |
| Bulls have been getting punished all week lmao! |
| Grammar compromised |
| I’m going to put these Robinhood stickers on my car so everyone knows I’m a poor degenerate gambling Redditor |
| I can’t wait until we see our mango in chief crying on live tv begging people to buy. QQQ to 300 |
| MU has been holding strong throughout all this |
| Sooo boots on the ground this weekend? |
| The day of the steak\n\nMost bull traps I’ve seen in one day |
| I got a leap for next Jan with a strike of 90\n\nBeen hard watching it drop like 150 everyday but give them time is my gut. Easily worth 110. Got a gut feeling it's gonna pop on some news of what they have coming that they're reinvesting into. Or an earnings spike |
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| Theta is killing us. I'll be surprised if any of us make money in this. |
| cry and drink beer\n\n |
| 3 day special DOW operation |
| Inverse WSB |
| That's just one vote on the board. They can't lower without inflation. |
| We already know Anduril stuff is made to be scaled by existing US MFG, right? Not concerned. |
| Imagine being bullish on the Nasdaq |
| Sugar we’re going down down |
| I have tahini |
| guys everyone told me theta makes money, but what happens when I'm assigned puts and im down -39483fdfsd34832432 |
| MELI, META |
| There are people who went all in on $RDDT at $270. 😂😂😂😂\n\nEven better, Palantards at $210. 😂😂😂😂\n\nThe best may be buttcoiners holding bags at $130k or sPaCegAnG baggies at $130 though. 😂😂😂😂\n\nHoly fuck "I wish I would have sold" will be the most uttered statement on the internet this year. 🤡🌎 |
| No worrrrrrrries. Retail news said it wouldn’t be like 2022 |
| I will never sell my calls. A captain goes down with his ship. |
| The Js aren’t reversing this any time soon |
| nobody here “trades” at all\n\nthis is a gambling hangout |
| So up or down? Wild take. |
| With my credit card |
| I think he will approach but then bomb the coast |
| 🫵 thought shit was sweet! |
| I gotta double 1/4 lb-er and a large fry and it was $12-something. No drink. |
| Shhh it’s a forbidden stock here, it’s going to zero because they don’t hold any. |
| I need MSFT above 440 lol I fucked myself real good. |
| Delete the app for the day |
| Still not as cringe as bols buying calls everyday and spamming the sub until close begging for 🥭 to get a incoherent tweet off. |
| Never Up. Never Down. |
| Some of you were not trading in 2022 and it shows |
| Cmon SPY.. do something |
| shores of hummus xd |
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| Naval superiority but we stay 500 miles away. |
| fuck you MSFT piece of fucking shit |
| 660 looking juicy |
| True. If makes you feel better i missed out on like 2k extra |
| We're moving a MEU |
| SNDK!!!! |
| What you holding? |
| ES is right around the 50 day ~6640; we either bounce here or we collapse beneath it |
| There are literally no buyers... except for me! |
| The lion is starting to be concerned about his 2x long positions |
| How to cope with selling to early |
| My only regret is I could only afford 1 put today. But I made a decent profit so I'll take it |
| Bull apocalypse incoming |
| Maybe killing the “green new scam” wasn’t a great thing for the oil prices. |
| Who bought calls on friday the 13th? show yourselves |
| Boobs on my frown is going to happen |
| V denied |
| So over the decades and last 7 years especially, andsurely someone can point to multiple places where an investment would have paid off massively because if not then it only deepens my point.\n\nThe only one I think anyone will point to that holds any real weight is ozempic. Problem is anyone who has held that stock over the last couple years is down 50-70% |
| SNDK DGAF |
| Ya |
| How did you get it?!!! |
| I think we need to address private credit lads, first blackrock now jp Morgan restricting withdrawals on private credit funds, loan defaults at 9.2% shit could come down legitimately |
| Boots in the ground |
| Low key want to buy calls at closing since we are definitely getting boots on the ground and apparently wars are bullish |
| You definitely should've sold covered calls |
| Breath: rough. \n\nImmune system: kickin' ass. |
| great so the 1 thing i sold this morning sndk is rallying |
| And, it’s gaaannnnn |
| calls on rope |
| Well it looks like it does get worse. |
| We are so fucked |
| Wearing my market cap right now. |
| "How many of you think stonks only go up? Raise your hands. \nWell you're ***wrong***. \nYou're just gullible little greed whores and the MMs are going eat your lunch! \nLLLLLLLET'S GO!"\n\n\- Capt. Tenneal. |
| (<) (>) (v) (<) (>) (v) |
| We thought (and hoped) you left |
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| That Strait Of America thingy..... We ain't gonna be able to do shit about that. Its essentially like kids on a front lawn throwing snowballs at passing cars. |
| Hold nothing over the weekend. With our psychotic world, be cash when it’s closed. Can’t fight the machines. |
| THERE APPEARS TO BE VERY LITTLE LIQUIDITY FOR THOSE OF YOU RUNNING FOR THE EXITS |
| I have no idea what will happen over the weekend, and I’m happy to sit it out holding cash. Good luck y’all. |
| there are so many calls to be held thru the weekend |
| you dont belong here |
| So we have companies suing US government for tariff refunds and class action law suits asking companies refund customers for being charged for tariff increases. Does that mean that the gooberment could just send that money to the US people and save a TON of legal fees? |
| Marine Expeditionary Unit...kinda like like wsb delta plunge unit..or theta fuks unit |
| We have air and naval superiority but can’t escort a tanker across Hormuz? These MFs |
| A fire in the sky |
| Buy calls on lobster because its going to go up when they feed it to the 200,000 soldiers before getting deployed on the shores of hummus. |
| Full porting is crazy. Let's see how this goes 🍿 |
| They're just wading on the shoreline, menacingly |
| pump is somewhat delayed today |
| what is -0.36% is this a dip for ants |
| Did u buy |
| Calls on MRE’s |
| can't believe they did a rug pull under these war circumstances. shoulda been red to begin with. |
| Time for puts? |
| Being regarded |
| i cant double down anymore pls orcl |
| boots on the *water* |
| Good thing 🥭just confirmed the US has unlimited ammunition and could fight the war forever.\n\nBold claim pepper, let’s see how that plays out… |
| Life of bol : dca calls until break even. Finally see profit. Hold bcuz V incoming. Proceed to watch mm’s take lunch money. Sell at loss because scared. Rinse and repeat |
| It's pretty clear the market isn't efficient in the short term. Otherwise there would not be a boom-bust cycle.\n\nIn the long term... maybe not enough "term" has passed since the amount of investing has gotten too large to show the expected results. Maybe 5 years from now you will see that over the last 7 years active traders have overperformed. That means they overperformed yesterday and today and they will tomorrow, but the stats are not in yet. They will not overperform over a day, every day, hopefully that's clear.\n\nAnd that is even assuming the market is efficient in the long term, which is still unproven. Maybe, maybe not. |
| I had some at 4 I think sold at 12. That’s been awhile ago |
| And for my next (same) trick, I’ll turn 5k into 0. |
| Thx for the merch Vlad\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/XyNz99Y\n |
| People post their consistently wrong predictions as if they'll get recruited by Burry when they're finally right lmao very cringe |
| Spy on Monday is either 650 or 675, no in between |
| *"What you have to remember about oil is it’s the only commodity on Earth that is in the input costs of every single sector of the economy. You don’t have an economy without energy, so this is a global concern.”* Kevin O’Leary - actor from Marty Supreme |
| promise???\n\n |
| Lmao. |
| Boots on the ground = instant oil 150.\n\nCould possibly trigger China to go for Taiwan as well when the US is occupied in the middle east.\n\nAll in the name of Israel. |
| https://preview.redd.it/va24v8jffuog1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f5c270457d9888da977da011eb3e88d7cc5e519\n\n |
| need msft above 415 and same |
| Just give me a bol mass extinction event |
| If you made a profit, you won. That's all that matters. |
| Can we just surrender and give them like Wyoming or something as a peace offering |
| Marines are not "boots on the ground", will stick to nautical missions |
| Sandisk has gone up 1300%, so pretty good. |
| How do you afford that? I got a big mac, medium fries and a medium shake yesterday... 16 f'n dollars. |
| There’s always food behind the Wendy’s dumpster. Food and pleasure |
| Boots on the ground is happening \n\nSame as the Friday before the war first started, controlled sell off with volatility suppressed |
| Where’s my lunch pump |
| You're fuckin high |
| Nobody's buying this. Stop the seesaw ride |
| 664 puts went from 30 dollars to 230 today |
| It funny 🤣 |
| War has been pretty quiet today, are they gathering up or negotiating in back channels? |
| Monday gon be red too |
| Anyone else put a butt plug up in their anus hole durin market hours? I call it plugging in |
| If enough people start doing this, then all the normal people out there will start wondering where all the $2 bills are coming from and will probably see they're common, especially with over 400 million of them entering circulation as we speak. In other words, I don't think it will be long before grandma stops putting them in her cookie jar or sock drawer and stars spending them. |
| They are dumping tech slowly so people don’t panic lol |
| can still drive a freighter through nuclear waste, I guess? |
| this is criminal levels of manipulation good lord. they just hit the "autofuk" setting |
| market makers gonna pump the market over the weekend becuase everyone's afraid to hold over the weekend |
| It’s just another V chilllll |
| FROM THIS DAY FORWARD I SHALL BE KNOWN AS AND ONLY RESPOND TO MC DINGDONG |
| Oh so we’re doing this again today |
| Or we have another -2.5% gap down no risk no reward |
| Buying some 680c lottos. |
| what do you reckon for next week? |
| Supposedly, he sleep already |
| I also thought of this |
| Looks like wedge here then probably another gap down |
| We literally can’t leave without securing or destroying the uranium at Isfahan, which is like 700 miles inland. |
| Spy looks like that wavy machine reading you would see on the old Devry commercials. |
| Let’s see it! Screw yourself for loss pron glory! 😂 |
| no one is gonna buy until we hit 662,5 or waht |
| You can still taco. Just kick the can down the road, it's a problem for the next pr3sid4nt. |
| 40 talking to teens about where your money goes, poor you. |
| So how has it been trading since Mango got elected? |
| Send in those Chinese swordplay robots they showed for their holiday. Give em a real test run. |
| Possible... |
| lmao. How r u losing |
| Yeah okay but show us your all time then put the fries in the bag. 🍟🎒 |
| Stop this omg |
| These should 5x minimum |
| I am out, cash gang today. Its clearly pumped and dumped. |
| 🍿🍿 |
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| idk… i wonder if they know each other LMAO |
| No, I think it’s already funny |
| The Lion is growing increasingly concerned about the rising Default rates in the private credit market, that's worth 40.5 trillion dollars |
| Weekend call holders will be rewarded. No risk no reward |
| The world hasn’t even felt the real ouch yet |
| It’s kinda starting to get funny |
| I lost money on puts 3 different times throughout the day, I might be actually regarded. |
| Well now it could be anyones |
| This type of self-awareness is so rare on this sub. Good job! |
| Mr. Orange is sending ships with US Marines to the Middle East. I would bet money he is actually going to try some kind of amphibious assault. |
| BULLS are MM here, they want us to buy those crappy calls which end up nothing. |
| any regards member when nio was $5? |
| You guys are OBESE |
| What boots are you guys gonna wear this weekend on the ground |
| Everyone chasing NVDA but forgetting memory is literally the bottleneck. If AI demand keeps exploding, MU might actually be the sneaky play. |
| When Iraq 2.0 happened, it was an all out 24/7 live feed of TV journalists in the middle of the action on every channel. This feels like a complete media blackout compared to that. |
| Mossad knows where the dude is at, gonna sleep him on the weekend. Declare victory again on Monday. |
| We are getting a bukaki of taxes and price increases |
| I'm almost 40, eat jizz retard |
| Bulls getting raw dogged. Been awhile. Where's the popcorn? |
| Why would you do this to me 😢 |
| 🥭 is time for you to apologize to pretty much the whole planet and give Melania to the Ayatolahh |
| Clear as hell manipulation. |
| I am the literal inverse of this for the week\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/e6tc3772fuog1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94ded94cb25df9cdb135d180d71182823c7a5b9d |
| WOAH WOAH HOLD THA FCK UP!\n\nALL MY CALLS AND PUTS ARE GREEN SHREKKED. \n\nYOU CAN CALL ME WARREN FUCKIN BUFFET CAUSE I AM EATING FROM ALL THE SIDES OF THAT BUFFET |
| It's a type of economic decline. It is describing costs of goods increasing while jobs and the economy don't grow. The issue is that the Fed's tool is interest rates. When inflation increases, they react by increasing interest rates. This makes the cost of investing greater and reduces investments overall. This leads to a poor job market and increased unemployment. But jobs are already decreasing so it increasing interest rates will make a very bad time for workers. |
| Saw someone praying for 🌮 earlier\n\nBruh how do you 🌮 out of bombing someone’s dad |
| Dawn is stuck in whormoos too |
| This is the dumbest shit I've heard all day and I teach special needs children. |
| If spy hits 680, would save every bols bleeding buttox |
| I am holding 60% cash |
| The unstoppable escalation trap vs the immovable taco |
| NIO 😍 Like they say, nothing beats a good Gyna vehicle |
| BREAK OUT THE DAWN |
| I need AMZN above 225 and I swear I will never touch this shit again. |
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| SNDK MANIPULATION PARTY |
| buddy no one is going to want to hold anything over the weekend |
| ? |
| Sounds like you do get it |
| I’d rather show off my loss porn than my actual port |
| hegsith said marines are mobilizing |
| Truly a fall from grace. First term Donnie market it was impossible to not make money |
| But I already took profit |
| 1pm pump ?? |
| SPY can't fly because its wings are soaked in oil |
| 🅱️ |
| Something tells me you don’t understand. |
| Boots on the ground over the weekend. Declare victory on Monday. Rinse, repeat. |
| 663 is a brick wall, indestructible |
| Welp we are all doomed |
| Go look at GSY on the TSX, I think banks are next to start winding down |
| That it would go up cuz it had just went down a lot. Did you get any? |
| Why is anyone buying knowing that boots hit the ground over the weekend |
| NIO breaking out? |
| V incoming. Spy might hit 685 before the end of the day |
| I guess that was the best bears got lolol |
| No, but I've seen the heat death of the universe. |
| Spy going to stay flat or drop more this afternoon? Puts expiring today and tempted to drop them now |
| Okay $goog u should go up now! |
| Meta dip looks tasty |
| I would like a cheeseburger 🍔 with French fries 🍟 and apple Pie , Please extra ketchup and mayo. |
| Kevin Simpson gives some good stock ideas. Even Weiss doesn't mess with him. |
| Fuck adobe . |
| 🙏💫✨ |
| If you want terminator style robots, this is how you end up with terminator style robots 🤖 |
| It's your money.\n\nAnd then it'll be someone else's money. |
| Lose hearing sometimes 😬 |
| Is the estimated $1b a day for the war on top of the defense budget or included in it? |
| We are going back to flat, neithet buls or gey bers win and on monday we continue to slowly bleed out in the slaughterhouse |
| Cramer just said it's not like 2007\n\nFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu |
| yeah... marines mobilized. we will soon realize this is what iran wanted. nobody's ready for mountainous desert terrain. |
| Maybe. |
| Why can’t we live in world wear we are talking about putting Big Booty Latinas on the ground |
| My money's on 666 |
| Sndk strong |