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| Mstr should change its ticker to PONZI |
| We’ve created a market where the worst news could come out and people will be like \n\nBULLISH\n\nIt’s a billionaires paradise |
| Someone’s deffo running the algos to inverse googl and NVDA |
| #BER SO FUK |
| hold gang. |
| Finally life has meaning again for the next 6.5 hours |
| Short $rgti - fucking ruining the quantum narrative |
| Because you didnt read the article. |
| Here we go |
| amzn down .5% in 3 minutes, sus! |
| Alright Apple 10 dollars straight up |
| wtf goog lol |
| you are burning money man dont do it |
| My friend walked into Sam Altman's office while he was updating his resume lmao 🤌🤌🤌🤌 |
| The fake meat ticket is back on the board. Pretty sure this is one of the sign of the apocalypse in at least one holy book. |
| I work with some infrastructure in Europe and some countries are ridiculous to get things repaired at. One time some fiber took out a few 1000 people in I think Italy and the workers just straight up took a day off in the middle of the repair process lol. |
| I’m straight again. 🫡 |
| MSTR bers will deservingly be homeless for being stupid |
| I watch youtube videos on my phone on strategies to disconnect from my phone |
| I know what you’re saying. My parents literally own two homes on a golf course in Scottsdale, Arizona. When they croak, I’m getting a boat.\n\nBut the fact is, boomers are spending an insane amount of money - on cruises (that are more like floating cities), 600 horsepower $150,000 ‘family’ SUV’s, and 3rd and 4th vacation homes. \n\nNow add in the fact that as they age, their spending on healthcare (as they try to keep themselves alive) is going to increase exponentially. \n\nTrust me, a lot of these people are not gonna die with any money. |
| Just put the fries in the bag bro |
| BA calls? |
| 0dte puts at open |
| Why would you publicly announce shorting TSLA. That just seems dumb |
| MSTR bers in shambles |
| KEEP UP THE PUMP. |
| Bitcoin miner? I hardly know her. |
| God i can't wait to lose money today. |
| Cheaper oil means less demand for it 🤦♀️ |
| I’m way ahead of you. No interest in clapping for a bunch of dudes making millions for playing a sport. They don’t clap for me at work. |
| They are all owned by zionist who, of course, want to control the narrative. Similar to why that one Larry guy bought tik tok....not because china bad, butt under china ownership, the zionist couldn't controlthenarrative. Now they will be able to. Same w/ AI. |
| For the love of god, OPEN THE CASINO |
| #BEND OVER MICHAEL BUSSY DICK RIDERS. |
| Well I mean the bull run must have payed a lot so |
| Tell me we hold this pump and do 3% today |
| I would like my portfolio to appreciate in value today, thank you. |
| I need that by the end of this week |
| Yeah. I need NVDA to hit 194 by 2026 to breakeven |
| I hope my spy $685 0dte will print |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| _JUST IN: Michael Burry has officially "shorted" Tesla stock_\n\nI’m convinced bro wants it to pump |
| BA up 6.33% |
| Ok send all meme stonks 🚀 |
| PATH |
| More coffee |
| AEO puts? Good earnings look priced in. |
| The only commercials I see these days when I'm watching football are for sports betting, old people drugs, and lawyers. It's brutal. Go birds. |
| You're supposed to clock in and then poop, you're doing it all wrong man. |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| # Michael Burry be like bat outta hell finna flying towards NVDA LMAO aight boo get them bitches 🤌🍝 |
| Smells like smegma I don’t like it. Reversal?? |
| No more QT as of yesterday |
| Everything is selling. Economy is as strong as ever. What do you mean? 😂😂😂 |
| Depends, are you in Canada? |
| -100% is diabolical. Congrats. |
| It’s funny though how the majority of crypto traders don’t see it. They drank the crypto winter cool-aide. |
| Betting has ruined the game, for sure. |
| Cheaper oil is pretty much better profits for all companies |
| Wow, you doubled checked & still got it wrong. |
| As much I like ChatGPT, I detest Scam Altman... OpenAI would be such a nice place if they kick this guy out. |
| If I don’t get this poop out of me before the drive in to work it’s going to be terrible |
| I want to stop using my phone\n\n_uses phone_ |
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| Kirk: Mr. Powell, status report.... \n\nPowell: Fascinating, Captain. The number of TSLA bagholders is.... Increasing! \n\nKirk: Analysis? \n\nPowell: I suggest we cut by 50 pts\n\nScotty: Captain, she cannah take no more! \n\nKirk: Overvalued stock, Scotty... We have to TRY! \n\nPowell: Captain, my suggestion had nothing to do with Tes-\n\nKirk: Warp factor 6, Mr Chekov! \n\nPowell: But inflation... \n\nKirk: WE'VE GOT NO TIME! \n\nPowell **raises eyebrow**\n\nMcCoy: He's gone mad.... |
| New cars aren't selling rn from what I see on YouTube. |
| they can't liquidate me because i ride commando |
| These fuckers still on holiday?! |
| Burry bout to get buried in dee shit |
| Looks like lipstick on a pig. Around here we make silk purses 👛 out of a sow puss. |
| SNOW might be Priced in.\n\nCRM's got nothing to do with anything CRDO and MBD lol |
| Today’s winners will be MSTR NVDA TSLA |
| 🌽 with the steepness |
| Bears let it go it’s over |
| New qqq ath sometime this week |
| Not enough people are talking about this, but the consequences of competition poaching talent from OpenAI is now showing up |
| already feel like nvda going under 180 again smh |
| I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you. |
| Deviation started once Wall Street got invested |
| so here's the weird thing, you can get way more leverage than this at maybe a slightly higher premium (possibly less due to tax concerns), without using box spreads or doing any weird shit. Like I think it's 5 or 6x with many brokerages when you meet a min requirement.\n\n \nAnd even if not, there's so many 2x and 3x ETFs and volatile stock plays out there that it is essentially leverage, but honestly without the risk of an account going completely negative.\n\n \nYour gains are great. But pointless and not special given your effective leverage. |
| They should offer free family law services. |
| a small relief bounce in premarket and there is a celebration, had to double check if it was an actual pump with these comments |
| Are you having fun? |
| 13.6 billion was injected into banks |
| I have such a talent for selling too early. It's truly a gift |
| #THAT WAS A GREAT BER TRAP YESTERDAY 🐂📈📈 |
| Life hack. Bury your family in your back yard. Pay off your mortgage, pay zero property taxes. 🥭 did it. |
| META is acting like it wants to moon....which means it will crash and fuck me at open. |
| Since yesterday was red, today is green. These are the Holiday Laws. |
| RAM 1500 |
| I hope Sam Altman dies penniless. |
| If you arent in bitcoin miners or mstr just give up |
| Bond yields rising, oil falling.\n\nAnyone falling for this "rally" today deserves to lose money |
| I'm waiting until spot price is close to 60 personally. Still more upside on this rally. If it breaks 60 I'm loading back up too |
| So why we green |
| And soon |
| AGI confirmed |
| Yes |
| I think this will dump on open unfortunately, but will rally late. Google lol |
| 100% revenue growth. |
| ah hell yeah melt off all that fake premarket bullSHIT |
| Wish they would just completely bag saylor to the point of no return |
| The gang blows its load at open |
| Uhhh do you own Ford? |
| Imagine working at OpenAI thinking it's a dream job and then be like wtf why am I working here |
| I hate to sound like an anti capitalist, but money is ruining sports. Between college kids getting millions of dollars to transfer schools and all the fucking bullshit DraftKings ads I'm forced to watch, I'm thinking of giving up on sports entirely. |
| Take a look at tsla india numbers then... |
| there are few times im sympathetic to google.\n\nI hope they develop the mother of all ai systems, open source it out of spite, just to make sure openai goes bankrupt. |
| All these shitty companies spamming my email with “Sales Extended” and shit. Just tell us nobody buys your shit anymore already lmao. |
| Calls or puts today? |
| Yes this true, and will happen at some point. 4.5% on the 10y isn’t extreme enough for the Fed to adjustments. And what if they stop lowering rates Those MBS rolling off their balance sheet are going to struggle to be absorbed if the SRF and RRP are still having outstanding usage. However the Fed just added liquidity into these vehicles so we’ll need to see how the usage is on those facilities. |
| All my kids have iPad neck |
| Welp puts are fcked |
| Shares every time |
| I’d be more concerned about AI killing off Google’s cash cow search ads. 10 years from now “Googling it” is going to be as quaint as looking businesses up in the phone book.\n\nRecent history is full of behemoth companies that were part of everyday life and who had big solid cash flows getting too comfortable just keeping their cash cow alive versus innovating. Sears, Xerox and Kodak. I think Kodak at one point even invented or acquired the rights to the first digital camera prototypes and decided to kill that off to protect their film business. |
| Does Robinhood still blow confetti everywhere when you lose your life savings? |
| Where they good or bad? |
| Let’s keep raising the price of vehicles. All we have to do is increase the length of the loans. So much winning! I can’t take anymore winning!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 |
| Silver you beautiful bastard. In the green already |
| GTLB is an absolute trash stock but Cathy Woods recently dumped tons of it. So calls? |
| Got in at like 155 imma be rich when it triples in price in the next couple months |
| With the sickness? |
| Holding mstr, orcl, fig calls & lly poots, Godspeed... |
| I really don't care, do you? |
| Those Ford sales numbers made me laugh |
| sprinkle her ashes by the cattle grazing fields so the bulls can dance over her one last time |
| I hate on some stocks only because I'm jealous I didn't make gains from them. |
| Lol... 10th grader level of understanding of supply chain management and strategic business relationships. \n\nJust buy index funds, and don't touch stocks. Thank me later. |
| 👏👏 |
| You will live and you will like it. |
| Didn’t fill my order sighhhhh |
| Negative sentiment circulation is really funny. GOOG 2 months ago; NVDA 3 weeks ago; OpenAI now. That’s just an example and in couple weeks nvda will be at ATH again |
| Dont get fomo, dont get fomo, dont get fomo, dont get fomo.\n\nFUCK |
| There is a price for that too these days |
| Came down your throat chimney 🎅 |
| I had a dream last night that Nvda was up 6 percent over night .\n\nNot quite , but I’ll take it 🤣🫡🫡🫡 |
| It just reading slop written by humans |
| Theta gang dance at open |
| Absolutely nailed it! |
| GOOGL building data centers in space in 2027. Why is the price not $350 rn 😂 |
| Is that like a booty call? |
| Where |
| Afternoon, poor. |
| Little Marco |
| Ah shit there's my sell signal |
| #INNOVATION EXEMPTION. 🌽 |
| 😂😂😂 |
| I was her boyfriend back then lol |
| He is gayblish\n\nPlays both the sides |
| Take this pill and keep working slave. The rich need more profits. |
| Mike Wilson on Bloomberg: rates are too high |
| It’s gonna be fucking biblical |
| He doesn't wake up until noon. |
| i can’t wait |
| Getting bit by someones dog will net you 5k |
| I mean sticking your dick into a blender is an experience |
| Hes making 800k a month. |
| Yeah, it’s going to freak out all the crypto traders that are so sure the 4 year cycle couldn’t possibly be deviating. |
| Black Jack is a game where you can easily outwin the bank. That's why they limit your bets and ask you "nicely" to get the fuck out if you start to win on the long run. LoL |
| clear as day |
| did you order the code red?!!? |
| u/bearhunter429 are we bullish or gay today? |
| Sure buddy |
| It will confidently spout out some dog shit, that’s for sure |
| Bers at open\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0k5hjvlfvs4g1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1634685da803610bb3fec313e06060082c889b4 |
| Can't believe MSTR was the sign that the markets bottomed from that little weekend and Monday morning dip lol. |
| RKLB calls at open for me. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Lower_Jello6307 made a bet that NET would go to 180.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 192.772 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| MSTR just like a roach. |
| Crash at open |
| harambe died for this market 🦍 |
| just take me out to a field and euthanize me |
| Code for: I need more money xd |
| Don't use chatgpt now that Gemini 3 is out lmao |
| her BF is probably very happy |
| That shit has made me such a lazy speaker. I use it to organize and refine thoughts. Now I speak the same way I prompt. We’re cooked |
| Depends what the kids are like |
| Nah GitHub eating them alive |
| SMCI baby 🚀 |
| right... the problem with these arguments is that generations of people (boomers, X, millenials) are not grouped into a tight 10 year age group and then nobody for the next 5-10 years... there is a pretty steady amount of people at every age, so this process continues at a steady pace indefinitely; which I guess is 10+ years but saying 10+ years is a weird way to explain this process.\n\n \nalso as you said, retail investment accounts and individual retirement accounts are far more common than they used to be, so the amount of retail money flowing in is much higher than the measly retirement coming out.\n\n \nALSO and the most important point is that most of these boomers are so rich that they aren't actually taking everything out, there is no way to spend it all. It just sits on the market and then it gets split up to their kids and then those kids immediately YOLO it into options that they found on WSB. and the cycle of life continues. |
| Black Jack is a game where you can easily outwin the bank. That's why they limit your bets and ask you "nicely" to get the fuck out if you start to win on the long run. LoL |
| What? |
| i usually take my dump a little before that |
| Both are already a little bit riced in already |
| Its not circular if he can get government backing, then its just straight theft instead! |
| 📈📈📈📈📈📈 |
| They don't have to sell shit. They bought homes for nickels, and have 80% pensions + social security. |
| Another opportunity to short $rgti |
| Works extremely well when there’s market volatility |
| Because it doesn’t. |
| And federal holidays are not enforced for private companies, they can give us 0 if they want to.\n\nAnd even if they do, it's still not applicable to shift workers. Good luck working through Christmas and Thanksgiving if your shift falls into those days.\n\nSo much winning for the richest country in the world |
| Steve Cohen bought the Mets for 2.4 billion dollars so he could open an 8 billion dollar casino \n\nWhat happened to the game I loved |
| got so many calls yesterday need this |
| MSTR will have the greatest run ever |
| Fuck cramer atp, he's just a babbling old man, we pump regardless |
| Quit lying, we know it’s your feet |
| Trying to use CHATGPT for actual work and sometimes I think it is totally faking it and it doesn't really know wtf it is even talking about. It is like trying to deal with a real person. |
| As long as you know the risk then that’s good |
| Calls at open to print bigly |
| I have like 20oz of silver. Should I sell it or just give it to my kids when they’re older |
| Wow, people are really gaming for GTLB earnings play, eh? |
| So they invested in Thrive without investing any money? How can I get in on some of this action? |
| mstr keep going |
| Just woke up from a nightmare where AMZN spiked to $297 in the afternoon and when I tried to sell all my shares on IBKR I somehow did an internal transfer to Nicki Minaj for the entire position so I lost my entire life's savings.\n\nI'm thinking calls on AMZN, puts on IBKR. |
| makes sense to me |
| Top is definitely in. Thank you for your service |
| Down so bad I've asked my girl to start up her feetfinder account again. |
| To the moon baby, BOX/OKTA today. Think I’ll also play GTLB, seems like it’s gonna moon and $40 is a hard floor |
| No. |
| This is why we hate rich people |
| Bitcoin making its way back to 91 today. |
| amzn to zee moon |
| The article states that the investment firm is owned by Jared kushner's younger brother. Nepotism again to appeal to trump who only speaks illegalese. |
| Their? |
| bers2poor |
| Probably straight up to Fed cut |
| Infinite money glitch: see which way BTC is moving before open and full port SPY in same direction after open. |
| just a joke because the majority of the inflation is reportedly from an absurd supply shock in commodity rice prices |
| The spy is going to start off rough |
| Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals have expired. Time for Santa rally |
| SLV is so back, my calls gonna print again today |
| Bro, I’m in INTC too. I believe the stock and company is on the way back to new all time highs. I believe it’s a strategic national asset and the war with China is not a threat on the horizon, but here and now. We’ve been watching modern warfare play out for an indefinite period of time. It’s economic, financial, and informational. The war in Ukraine right now is an antiquated contingency, but I’m not saying we mustn’t prepare for that. I’m half way through your DD and just wanted to browse the counters before I got totally sold. It’s a good read and I’m heading back to where I left off. Thanks. |
| False, the opposite of buying puts is selling puts. That's very very different from buying calls |
| Sweet nothing JP whispers |
| Ok joining you, let’s 🚀 |
| Hold on now, let him cook |
| It's already afternoon in Europe |
| Bull trap Bear trap for 2 months. |
| Cramer said he likes SPY right here 🥀 |
| For the furthest edge ones to print you need a big rally. It's best to keep off until the up or down action starts. Holding greater than 10 minutes usually ends with -30-50% |
| It’s absolutely insane and disgusting that in 2025, new homes aren’t built with small modular reactors as a standard |
| I think at this point 🥭 knows that people expect him to be an hour late so the 2pm announcement will commence at 4pm |
| Amzn pls go back to 250 |
| Yup and we should listen to them. Just keep buying more |
| Stairs up for a week and a half. Then elevator down until BOJ decision |
| I did the same thing tbh. Of course it's easy if you just hold google. But blehhh |
| all bols and rheir mama are hoes bitch |
| No stakes, but why would anyone invest in datacenter stocks like IREN and GLXY at this point? Proven time and time again they’ll dilute retail everytime. |
| You merely cummed all over yourselves - I bathe in it! |
| Lmao |
| Need more data centers I guess |
| Depends on how soft the ground is. |
| # Bols should cover they crotch in shame having Tom Lee as they mascot. #Beta |
| This looks weaker than a drunk erection |
| > OpenAI did not spend money on the ownership stake\n\n> The partnership will focus on the two sectors at the top of Thrive Holdings’ priority list: IT services and accounting.\n\nThe absolute horror |
| TSLA is green.. today is not normal |
| Give kids social media\n\nAt like age 8\n\nBlast them with prediction market brainrot\n\nProfit? |
| RIP to uranus |
| Explain like I am 5 |
| Tin foil hat *on*\n\n10,000 boomers a day retire. This creates forced market sellers - Duh - that’s what a retirement account is for (this will continue for the next 10+ years). \n\nStarting investment accounts for every child in America is a brilliant way to create another endless cash-flow into markets. |
| Finally opened an IRA, seems like a good time to buy in! |
| It’s Dell folks, really? |
| SPY inching towards 683 pre-market just to crash upon market open. |
| Morning poors. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Regardium-Leviosa made a bet that GLD would go to 400.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 375.103 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| CFO says Boeing will generate positive free cash flow in 2026 |
| Enron did this same shit with the circular financing with their partners |
| Exdiv is 12/4 so if youre holding at close on 12/3 you get paid. |
| SEE YA |
| Always is. \n\nExcept you know, when it isn't. |
| So about $10 then? |
| DO you buy share or LEAP? \ni'm holding share |
| Santa came down my chimney and fucked my wife and my puts. |
| My mom died of cancer retard so that might be hard |
| Last night |
| Victoria Secret has been on a tear since this summer. Should have loaded calls when the wife started buying that shit again around then |
OpenAI boss Sam Altman declares ‘code red’ over ChatGPT\n\n OpenAI boss Sam Altman declares ‘code red’ over ChatGPT ChatGPT has fallen behind Google Gemini in a range of benchmark tests www.independent.co.uk |
| Annoying as fk, not gonna make the gym today cause im holding on to a poop the size of Saylor’s bags |
| I have to finish cumming all over your Mom first. |
| Breaking news: BYND to collaborate with Gucci to style all the new bags that are being created |
| ================================================== \nJOHNSON REDBOOK RETAIL SALES INDEX (YoY) \nPeriod: December 2025 \n================================================== \nRelease Date | Actual Index (YoY) \n\--------------------------------------------- \nDec 02, 2025 | 7.6% \n================================================== |
| Everyday TSLA is on retard strength, guess it still has juice left for 460 |
| You are also retail regard |
| Wow. So much bid in silver |
| This is what every analyst on Bloomberg says every morning |
| Calls at open going to be a +1% kind of day |
| Did BA kill a bear? Wtf happened |
| 700 |
| Buy high sell low |
| What's is burrys position? They are only up .6% pm this feels like a bot... |
| Me |
| Spy puts should be in the money by 1030 |
| PSTG |
| Don’t kill my vibe |
| I’ve bought $10 CRSR Calls recently, hoping they should absolutely print into the new year… |
| Up 0.3% in premarket and bulls are already cumming all over themselves. |
| love it when millionaires know less about personal finance than the average person making 50k\n\nan average 25 year old with this much money would’ve made leagues more than OP |
| ☝️ |
| Rug this shit at 9:30 plz |
| Jesus imagine being this retarded and disconnected with what's going on. |
| DLTR? |
| The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. Good luck bro. |
| Elon LOLing hard in Burry’s ber face |
| But isn't there a percentage crash number where you'll get wiped out? When the market fell 33%, how far down did your portfolio go? |
| OpenAI issuing a code red & giving up on advertising is a code green for Meta and other ad stocks. Less competition |
| good sir can you spare 200k. make my year |
| Buying at the top does that. Glad I could educate you on this matter |
| We get unlimited HJs for free. You’re going to have to up your product offering to expect revenue. |
| does anyone buy META? |
| Got 40k in nvda calls expiring march\n\nOk fine the 40k is cad so what |
| CAM ON YOU BASTARDS PAMP ITTTT |
| You are in for a porn win!! \n\nAt what price would you be looking to sell? |
| Lmfao. Always. |
| >The Fed is planning to buy bills\n\nExcept they aren't. Only to replace MBS. Everything else they are leaving flexibility to maintain the longer duration of the balance sheet. At the end of the day they have the lever to lower yields whenever the fuck they want and they've shown they are 100% willing to pull those levers. |
| Thanks Silver good job.. Keep it pushing |
| Panw calls |
| Don’t feel too bad, I bought GOOG puts after it was up like 10% and theta killed them |
| Doesn’t matter just keep buying |
| CALLS ON DELL |
| Next leg up ⬆️ |
| XPS15 I got in 2019 was / is GOAT status and still runs like a boss. Granted it has an NVDA GPU, 1 TB SSD memory and 32 GB of RAM |
| Did I just hear Jim Cramer say "to hell with them" regarding OpenAI?\n\nAnd buy Meta right here, right now? |
| That's the feeling I'm getting. Bounce off 683 then drill to 676 or so. |
| No but it keeps going up anyway which is why i dont play it |
| The ex dividend is less than the spread lol |
| Prediction markets are totally not gambling guys\n\nJust like DraftKings and FanDuel were just DFS platforms for funsies |
| I'm seeing broad positive trends among competitors.\n\nI actually think it'll be a bumper crop day for the markets generally. |
| what could go wrong today? \n\nanyway retail started buying, i am buying a little too. |
| What he was trying to convey is that the spy is going to start off rough |
| Imagine looking at those prices and say *"Aaahh, yes! Finally a golden opportunity to buy!"* |
| Record deliveries, highest in 7 years. CEO said some really bullish things this morning. $250 inbound |
| No need to get ahead of ourselves 680 eow 740 eom |
| Think of security bro. We gotta beat China bro. Just $10 trilly more bro |
| I am one of those\n\nMelodramatic fools |
| He's GUH-maxxing |
| Pretty special losing on calls when the underlying has doubled this year. |
| Shares/calls |
| Nah, costs have gone up too much |
| Holy shit 190 in the sights for Nvidia? |
| Pump at open. Giant dump at 10am est |
| Real or fake? |
| Puts on Mongoloid Debil |
| Godspeed regard |
| Of course |
| oof do not say it out loud. i was thinking it but i do not like seeing it with my eyes. |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| you guys remember michael burry? LOL. \nSTILL a gey ber |
| LFG 🌀♿ |
| Feels pumpy. |
| Need to retire and become a snow bird |
| I, for one, am shocked. |
| Are they still losing like $40,000 on every vehicle they deliver? |
| I think i just unloaded my thanksgiving meal. Smells exactly like cranberry sauce in here |
| Closed out too early on my Nvidia calls… |
| They make great products it's just it just doesn't take. Their pixel tablet was fantastic but they moved out of the market. They need to commit when they do things. |
| Pump me some ETHA. |
| 😂😂 |
| Didn’t know that. To the Earth core 📉📉📉 |
| Banbet it |
| Yarp |
| Anyone bullish on Netflix this week ? And what price u think it can go ? |
| After I finish this cup of coffee I am going to be having a code brown. |
| I don’t think QE is going to be as impactful as I first thought back in September. The Fed is planning to buy bills meaning the front end of the curve leaving the long end to lag. Now i think the real challenge to my theory will be YCC and a combination of the Fed and Treasury working in tandem to bring the long end down. 4.5% wouldn’t be enough to trigger a move to YCC though, a move to above 5% would. |
| Look at that sexy spike on HOOD! |
| everyone keeps talking about OpenAI stonks like it exists |
| “🥭tariffs will reduce US deficits by $1 trillion less than previously estimated, CBO has said”\n\nLol |
| Think I’m Gonna take the L on my goog calls and buy in on the next dip at lower strike if it keeps up this pattern |
| Fake meat dropping is bullish |
| Robinhood is the problem, not you |
| Ain't nobody want your retarded ass |
| OpenAI is imploding (Code Red) and you guys are still buying Nasdaq? |
| Do you still get dividends even if you sold the stock before the dividend day? |
| Tsla 450 EOD |
| Easy money can be straight up price action/arbitrage or weird little IPOs or whatever, just depends on how you like to play it. Easy money is also most of the people here, though the dodgeball line is getting a bit thin |
| shrek eat that vaigra pls |
| Hit me with that banbet |
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| Fake meat back on WSB board |
| I think he means spy is gonna start out rough |
| Any hope for 685 this morning? |
| At very least |
| Since when are bubbles hard to see? Puts on this guys childhood |
| Can’t wait to see ath again |
| NVDA FUD out the way, now we FLY |
| It'll be back around 175 by end of day. |
| scammy altman has ties to Epstein via Larry summers. \n\nI hope he gets his stock shorted to the basement\n\nwhile google dances on the ashes of OpenAI. |
| According to whom LOL |
| Wtf happen to BA |
| Red by open unfortunately, you can read it from a mile away |
| And to add one more to this, if you default your account, you arent gonna get your car re-poed. Still lose money still a risk, but youre not losing it all. And then you have a capital loss write off to recover more of your car cost. Ive never defaulted, but, its just the obvious better financial choice than paying some jackass behind a desk to float you a car |
| Yes and give me 500k, fuck it, right ?? |
| Corn looking to reclaim 90k today |
| It will continue to defy all logic. |
| wen super intelligence 🥱 |
| That 2PM announcement is gonna be at 3:35 right? |
| Goog calls printed dam |
| I’m holding my meat |
| I'm a pretty well off business owner and the thing is, they don't necessarily think you're rich, they think that A) you're in charge, which means you're important and B) you have a lot of free time. |
| I wish I hadn’t sold calls on my Reddit position 😢 |
| Explain |
| Google gonna fuck me again this week 🍆🧑🦼➡️ |
| Hope you hate your knee caps |
| Reclaiming 90 today bioatches |
| [I doubled my sales last month!](https://preview.redd.it/q2ba318kfpt31.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=82b2ccc0a3136bbf52edda165be198db35418c9c) |
| Nothing ever happens |
| No one likes a sore loser. Except all of us ☺️ |
| I disagree with the assumption that recent layoffs are due to AI integration, I think those layoffs have more to do with over hiring from the boom after covid and the expected lower interest rate environment coming to fruition. If anything the spending on AI is more cause to the layoffs. However, on a longer term perspective the consensus is for AI to displace jobs, which I think those expectations will be falsified at some point. To your point there are a number of large companies like Salesforce who have laid off employees in customer service while replacing them with an AI agent(s). \n\nTo each their own though, this is the fun of trading, the challenge of doing homework and falsifying generalities. |
| im more of a front door kinda Santa |
| we all think GOOG is hitting 325 by 12/12 right? asking for a friend heh |
| I expect loss porn fake meat retards. |
| I'll touch them.. get them warmed up for you. |
| Vix is super low, spy gonna start out rough |
| Couldn’t really say it better. Also google fiber isn’t a tiny thing either |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Professional_Rule845 made a bet that SPY would go to 685.87989 within **1 day** when it was 679.089 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 689.0 before 02-Dec-2025 11:57 AM -05 |
| It’s a trap! |
| !banbet |
| wait so we werent talking about corn futures this whole time? |
| https://preview.redd.it/q44sr382ts4g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d43ad1c989cb3bfb0bfe96f710ea2f4401933f2 |
| I've been concerned about that. A more defensive allocation might be in order as well as more worldwide diversification. Also gold/silver.\n\nHard to defensively allocate though. All broad market funds ate balls deep in big tech. And an ex-tech fund has a huge chance to perform like ass in most cases. |
| After being down like 10% |
| If Boeing corrects to $50 like in the year of 2000. Would they return to making good planes again like in 2000? |
| Whoever dominates AI takes down everyone else. The whole internet based economy is transitioning. All of it. And all the growth that will come from doing it better |
| An inch of snow/hour and it started at 6am and supposed to stop at midnight.\n\nFuck everything. |
| Yep just need to know how high they will fake pump it first |
| Lmao they don’t let the market go down just buy calls it’s free money |
| Can you blame anyone for being bearish on that clown show |
| looks like Wendy's is closed boys 🙁 |
| nice, few people can say they won with puts in a december. |
| SPY puts gonna print today |
| You already have a bet going - MSTR to 190.45080000000002 before 31-Dec-2025 10:56 AM -05 |
| Agree. On the other hand, Orange said the tariffs were supposed to be paid by other countries, not US companies. This could bring to light the problem and force Orange to do something to make sure tariffs are paid by the right people. I dunno |
| !banbet |
| 6 7 |
| Gonna pull some subwoofers out of the basement and play Green Day in honor of my portfolio today |
| He's just like me fr fr |
| 🤞 |
| ty |
| Need to remind myself don’t touch any option for 30 min |
| China figuring out its own CUDA-like ecosystem wouldn’t change much for the US side of the market. The west doesn’t trust China, they don’t rely on China for advanced compute, and China isn’t even allowed to buy our newest chips in the first place. Export controls are literally designed to keep a hard wall between their AI stack and ours.\n\nEven if China builds a full blown end-to-end competitor, that doesn’t suddenly reduce Nvidia’s relevance to US hyperscalers, US defense, US enterprise, or even western research… Those groups would not switch to a Chinese semi-stack even if it was technically competitive. The risk profile alone makes it a non-starter.\n\nSo yes, China will try to clone CUDA. They’ll make their own accelerators. They’ll push huge government money into it. But that has almost zero impact on Nvidia’s actual customer base because geopolitical reality, regulation, and trust barriers matter more than theoretical silicon parity.\n\nIn other words, “China might replicate CUDA” doesn’t translate into “Nvidia’s moat disappears.” It just means China builds its own fenced-off ecosystem that the West will never adopt anyway. Meanwhile Nvidia continues owning the markets that matter to Nvidia.. |
| Sad day and weeks ahead for ber, money printers warming up you can feel the warmth! |
| Bury is a TSLA bear now too |
| Wait till like 10 am |
| I got Santa Rally plus a wheel/pedals setup and Xbox live to race with my friends |
| Will $80 premiums still print? Or do I need $1,500 to make things happen |
| Everyone is a savant in a bull market. Wait for a flashcrash or a real crash to even it out.\n\n\nAnd I'm old because I know the original flash crash reference and watched the great recession live. But not old enough for the dotcom bubble |
| Puts it is |
| MM's pumpin' NVDA until it dumps after ex-dividend. Then they'll return to GOOGL. |
| Sure it will. |
| That’s wild |
| dont mind him hes high on copium |
| Snow day from work! |
| Only thing to be a ber on is vix |
| So SPY to new 52 week high this week. Sounds good |
| Coin=Corn |
| Is this a full port put kind of morning? |
| It’s been time to buy puts the last two months |
| To be fair I think we just watched it happen $.90 to $1.40 is a good jump |
| Gunna be a theta day |
| They are in talks to buy Celestial AI |
| Absolutely absurd honestly. The predictions market is what I deleted my account and transferred all assets out |
| He prefers to buy at ATH |
| Ive always had good luck with Kroger calls so time to repeat that. |
| ALAB follows CRDO which just ripped 20% on earnings yesterday |
| Easy ting |
| All that money I could have had yesterday I guess I’ll just have today |
| He said alot its best you watch the entire thing... |
| UiPath ripping all week, and now ripping pre market. Earnings Wednesday can we double? |
| An inch of snow an hour...FML |
| That's why RDDT is a fucking goldmine. There's no other site on the internet with organic discussion encouraging *text based discussions* not just short image based responses and clout chasing. |
| DO IT, SAYLOR, PRESS THE BUY BUTTON 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| They totally killed google upward trend for no reason |
| QQQ 630 end of the day? |
| #IMAGINE BEING A BER AND BUYING PUTS DURING SANTA RALLY MONTH LMAO |
| Nope. |
| Not true. Take a look a Joby. Joby is the only viable eVTOL right now. FAA certification is imminent (less than 12 months), clear progress and innovation you CAN read about, and the big analysts are still giving hand jobs the ACHR CEO. They don’t know as much as they get credit for, or they do know and they are intentionally trying to drive down JOBY to get a better position before it shows undeniable dominance in the sector. |
| Airbus facing issues on A320 |
| NVDA 185 end of day |
| Market feels dumpy, but VIX is actually dumping. So confused on what will happen today. |
| That's not the problem. It's the yen carry trade unwind and the possibility of a BOJ interest rate increase problem. And that's not fully riced in yet |
| I still don’t get it |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 696.466584 before 06-Dec-2025 10:10 AM -05 |
| 😂😂🫡 |
| Trading bots don’t have hands. |
| !banbet |
| stop trying to make BYND happen, it's not gonna happen |
| lol |
| Today moon rockets launching. Money printer is on. |
| Cramer hyping MSTR way too hard, time to buy puts |
| Gonna end up snowed in today, so calls it is |
| Helicopter contract |
| bullish |
| Did you eat the poop? Why is it in your stomach? |
| Wow!! Amazing!! |
| Daddy nvidia put it in timeout. |
| Alab just casually up 7% |
| bro whats up with Michael Dell's wife's eyes |
| Until suburban moms stop buying $90k trucks to haul groceries we're not in a recession |
| Here you go\n\n🎰 |
| You're being downvoted, but I agree you can't be sucking behind the dumbster during working hours while on Wendys payroll. |
| Colombian Coke lord |
| Me rn at work 🙏 |
| When you go buy a car for example youre literally just paying interest to a middle man you cant deduct it and they keep it. Pay 5x or more the interest rate to this other method also. That shouldnt be a hard concept every movie or show ever paints car salesmans as scumbags, cause they are. They just balance debt and make working class pay it and provide them with a living. Cant hate the player so just play monopoly too |
| Gonna mix it up and try to end green today |
| Damn, NVDA is angry at the bear today 😳 |
| Is there a way to inverse all the regards pumping silver 🤔 |
| takes one to know one |
| It's as easy as buying SPX calls, but you'll fuck it up |
| Hopefully this doesn’t dump at open |
| It's my qe and I need it NOW |
| For years I thought yall were talking about actual corn 🌽 |
| What is Powell say last night? |
| Can Goog stop being a limp dick |
| Agile does not work for anyone anymore. The only people who like Agile are the project managers who position was created entirely to be the person who holds the daily meeting and drags things from "In Progress" to "Completed" |
| NVDA back to 210 please |
| flat trap |
| You said slaps so definitely bitch made at minimum |
| Reddit is already 80% bots |
| Cramer basically saying Saylor's best quality is that he's a con artist lmao |
| Tree Fiddy |
| God. Give me the strength to get this poop out of my stomach |
| Sooooo new ATH? |
| Bullish |
| At least you have a reason to hold it. I genuinely hope it works out for you. |
| A lady in the streets but a freak in the bed, you have to buy both. |
| thots really thought |
| TSLA full year earnings are going to be about $1.10 per share. Each share costs $432. Who are the people paying that much for it? Raise your hands please. |
| You need Jesus. |
| Silver will squeeze |
| Maybe it's in jail now |
| I’m scared for burrys drums tonight |
| Probably about Dell’s donation to fund Trump Accounts for kids |
| AI is an arms race. The winner will be more powerful than most countries. No one gives a shit about a year's worth of ROI right now. |
| Depends what your rate is |
| Firm. |
| QQQ is up 6.5% in 7 trading days lmao just nutty stuff |
| Look, I don’t know how it’s gonna play out, but every single corporation on the planet is kowtowing and doing their best not to anger Trump. This is certainly a different strategy. |
| About tree fiddy |
| Squeeze my silver nuts |
| god i love that song |
| Silver had a scary overnight dip but is looking ok premarket now. \nTLT is still down so I might DCA in some more. Will see how it plays out. |
| 40% of Reddit responses are from an LLM. It's a big useless loop. GOOG is cooked. |
| It's basically unregulated derivative |
| Trap I think, just not sure which one. Time to casino I guess... |
| hey what are you guys charging for handys? |
| Crwd calls, puts, or straddle? |
| It's bullshit that the movie *6 Underground* didn't have the hit 90's song '6 Underground' by the Sneaker Pimps in it. |
| OH MY GOD CHAT WEED STOCK UP 1000% TODAY\n\n~~ignore the reverse split pls~~ |
| I’m 35 and do not want kids any time soon. I like not having a crotch goblin that takes my income and time |
| What'd he say? |
| Is RH down? |
| Just buy longer dated calls. I'd be shocked if it didn't go back up to ATH within 6 months. (Unless there is a major general stock market crash again) |
| # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS\n\n# YET AGAIN!!! |
| RDDT literally more volotile lol… i just like the phrase, keeps me from closing my RDDT app… best of luck Shurlak ! Also DNUT is ripping, Open is the pipe dream of the 3. |
| By using ETFs and Index funds as collateral for cash leverage in a separate account with a different broker. If you have some money, and you need money, why not just…. Loan yourself money….. like every business and government does. Get hip people. Leverage interest is tax deductible. Car loans arent. Personal loans arent. And you get dividends that are going to beat your interest anyways. Literally the exact same thing OP is doing but smaller. Come the fk on people dont get stuck in your 9-5 forever. |
| for weeks |
| If Google acquires Reddit, it's all over for OpenAI\n\nReddit is responsible for 40% of LLM citations\n\nGoogle can close the ecosystem to make Gemini better while ChatGPT would be less useful and more users would gravitate to Gemini |
| The silver squeeze comment guy is right you know. |
| Dude can you help me |
| I didn’t even have to get past the first sentence to see why u failed. “I started with penny stocks then switched to options” u are an absolute degen and anyone with any semblance of a brain would’ve stopped way before that got anywhere near where u got. Kinda like how when I got smacked for 7 k plus in one day buying options I said u know what there’s gotta be a better method than this. Here I am many months later and more profitable than ever. I’m now the house, not the degen. Ur gonna need some luck regard |
| Since yall are soooo smart, why don't you marry each other |
| CEO seems like an obvious job to automate with AI. |
| Car delinquencies, credit delinquencies, home delinquencies |
| Did Koo really bail on the kick or just miss lol? |
| Wait I thought bynd was dead meat. |
| I think will buy once the dump happens, if it happens 😭🤣 |
| MSTR recovery today? Corn up to 87 |
| It’s currently squeezing to go from $17 to here |
| Imagine doubting nvda |
| $MRVL goes much higher |
| _US foreclosures jump 20% as more homeowners fall behind on mortgage payments, per ATTOM._\n\nNice |
| Open the casino daddy |
| Did everyone miss he turned $5K to $81K on WeBull or am I missing something? |
| I have calls but I am considering grabbing puts at open for the inevitable morning dump |
| gg |
| American Idiot |
| i really hope you win |
| Right on, brother. I’ll see you at open🍀\n\nEdit: sister |
| If NVDA can hold this green day then maybe a swing trade.. |
| Silver triple digits soon |
| cuck |
| They won't believe you. We know the truth though. |
| I thought nvidia supposed to be dead meat. |
| BA my eyes are watery BEFN BAGHOLDING |
| cuck |
| Most banks should have their own low fee index funds. Just annoyingly kinda random sometimes, like they may have an s&p100 equivalent but not s&p500 etc. They usually also don't have their own low fee version of qqq etc.\n\nI think young people will lose money on these apps with short term plays, panic selling and very volatile sector specific etfs or betting way too much on one stock that may do poorly even if it's a big one like microsoft. As a europoor i'm quite certain they'll ban these neobrokers sooner or later. Also the huge tax nightmare because i'm sure many people don't know how to report them properly. |
| Remember daddy 🥭 said no red stock markets |
| And probably better access to data. |
| Momma raised no quitter |
| BYND printing tendies |
| Chunky… |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| A response to your 'guide'.\n\nThis is a sophisticated but **extremely high-risk** strategy. Here's my analysis:\n\n## What's Theoretically Sound\n\n- **Kelly Criterion application**: Using Kelly to determine optimal leverage is mathematically correct for maximizing long-term compound growth\n- **Compensated risk focus**: Targeting systematic risk factors (market, value, momentum, quality) that historically earn premiums makes sense\n- **Diversification**: Global exposure across countries/sectors to eliminate idiosyncratic risk is textbook portfolio theory\n- **SPX boxes**: Legitimately offer cheaper financing than margin rates (clever arbitrage)\n\n## Major Concerns\n\n**1. Survivorship Bias**\n- The backtest "since 1985" conveniently misses the 1929-1932 period where this would've been catastrophic\n- Even acknowledging 83% drawdown in 2008 understates the psychological/practical difficulty\n\n**2. Kelly Criterion Assumptions**\n- Assumes returns are normally distributed (they're not - fat tails exist)\n- Assumes you know the true Sharpe ratio (you don't - it's estimated from history)\n- Small errors in estimating Sharpe lead to massive overbetting\n- Most Kelly experts recommend using **half-Kelly** for this reason\n\n**3. Rebalancing Reality**\n- Selling at 2.2x leverage means selling into crashes (March 2020, 2008)\n- "Just rebalance" ignores transaction costs, tax implications, and emotional difficulty\n- You're assuming you'll have the discipline during a 60-80% drawdown\n\n**4. Smart-Beta Concerns**\n- Value has underperformed growth for 15+ years\n- Factor premiums may be arbitraged away as they become known\n- Higher expense ratios than plain index funds\n\n**5. Hidden Risks**\n- Portfolio margin can be revoked during volatility spikes\n- SPX box liquidity can dry up in crises\n- Assumes Interactive Brokers remains solvent and doesn't change rules\n\n## Who This Might Work For\n\n- Someone with **genuine** 20+ year horizon\n- High income to add capital during drawdowns\n- Emotional fortitude to watch 80% losses\n- Deep understanding of leverage mechanics\n- No need to access this money for decades\n\n## Who Should Avoid This\n\n- Anyone who would panic-sell during a 50%+ drawdown\n- Retirement accounts you'll need in <15 years\n- Anyone without emergency funds elsewhere\n- People attracted just by the "108% returns since June 2020" headline\n\n## Bottom Line\n\nThe **theory is sound**, but the **practice is brutal**. This is essentially a bet that:\n1. Historical factor premiums continue\n2. You can psychologically handle extreme volatility\n3. Market structure doesn't change fundamentally\n4. You won't need the money during a multi-year drawdown\n\nThe author is right that this isn't timing the market, but **2:1 leverage on equities** is objectively aggressive. Most professional risk parity funds use far less equity leverage and diversify into bonds/commodities for a reason.\n\nIf you do this, I'd suggest:\n- Start with 1.5x instead of 2x (half-Kelly)\n- Only use money you can afford to lose entirely\n- Have 2+ years expenses in cash elsewhere\n- Accept you might underperform for a decade+\n\n**This is not a "set and forget" strategy despite the passive framing** - it requires constant monitoring and iron discipline during the exact moments your brain will scream to abandon it. |
| So are we about to go into a lost decade? |
| Just because it supports PyTorch doesn't mean it's well-optimized for it.\n\nTPUs use XLA to run on Pytorch. It doesn't run natively. There's a reason CUDA is a moat.\n\nSo yes, JAX improvements are massively relevant. |
| i am offended for reddit, including it with these two |
| If only I bought Dell stock shortly after buying my XPS15 way back in the day like a smart person who liked the products |
| Same comment from you every 5 mins eh? |
| Calls or Puts? 👀 |
| The one week BYND decides to pop and I’ll need to buy back my covered calls |
| Are we going to double top into another strong pull back? |
| Puts at open to print bigly |
| Na bud green till close |
| Where are you getting 4% loans from? I'd like some of that sweet sweet debt! |
| If it's like the og teen titans intro, I might like it |
| We had one yesterday… |
| NVDA putting on its big boy pants |
| Kids are hilarious man. Some of the funniest shit I've ever heard is from my kids and nieces/nephews. |
| I'm a little worried about my calls, but if I had puts I would certainly be upset rn\n\n \nThat being said, yesterday premarket dumpy NVDA then uppies at open. Maybe today is inverse. I hope you gain money and I lose all of mine today, friend. |
| OpenAI is literally having its Netscape moment: started the AI boom, first mover advantage, best product initially, and then Google Gemini/Microsoft Internet Explorer wins because they have more money & better distribution |
| so what will happen? red on open ? |
| JG Wentworth is going to be the next fed chair, announcement 2PM ET |
| Red days officially deemed illegal |
| What's a good 100x play for 2026 so I can retire and exchange that currency and live like a feudal lord somewhere with a favorable exchange rate? |
| If I get rich\n\nI definitely won’t sell out\n\n_sells out_ |
| true. |
| What happens when company shares, real estate, assets, etc, all get tokenized and moved to open source markets and auctions without the current regulation, do we all just haggle on the dark web? Sounds... sus. |
| 🤣 shits at almost $60 and you think it's gonna squeeze? |
| Ai ded bubble bubble!! |
| I squeeze my short interest til my bubble pops |
| Found the doomer. |
| DNUT OPEN RDDT |
| It's up like $6 in the last 5 days, pretty sure it's already squeezed |
| How old are you? |
| So all in on dell now? |
| Do your parents know that they raised a fucking idiot? |
| Please don't be a boring theta day. |
| Up we gooooo |
| That’s what I’m saying. I need to buy calls and delete the app. |
| It's code red at OpenAI\n\n*fuck it just turn NSFW back on* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| House edge is less than 1% on some games |
| Blood, sweat, and pizza grease |
| unemployment will continue to tick up due to AI and automation until Jobs will be past time hobbies and optional for many |
| Is this the NVDA run to all time high? |
| Maybe buying NVDA puts after 12% down month was not the best idea I’ve ever had |
| send me invite code🙏🏾 |
| Ya see this is clever lol instead of the generic "ber r fuk" weirdo shit. Thank you. |
| Fake meat fake meat |
| Can I get some kind of perma bull, ber hater flair |
| Textbook example of capitalism and maximizing shareholder value |
| It’s been gapping up all year from the lows of $150 |
| u the kind that stay in office until 8 |
| https://preview.redd.it/wc0z89owqs4g1.jpeg?width=117&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e801b6c446ac0bab3a3302fc1823ed3d9bf7c3c |
| You would have sold for 20% gain |
| Sure. Right after we get 🥭’s health plan & tax returns … |
| Always bet on black - Wesley Snipes |
| Market is sabotaging GOOG |
| How do you mean |
| I want my flair to be BBAI = Big Bear Haiter |
| No news is good news |
| I love being billionaires exit liquidity! |
| pump at open |
| MRVL gonna print tonight boys! |
| Am in 6750p myself but am gonna hold for the first hour cuz this could bleed all day for all we know. They would be down 50% anyways....no point |
| The guys who lived in caves and got chased by mammoths thought the same thing too |
| When futes are red they are very fake and ghey like beyond meat \n\nWhen they are green they are very real, like Tesla humanoid robots\n\n🤌🤌 |
| Cloudflare $NET upgraded, price target $235, should be $275 |
| Calls on BBW for, uh.. reasons. |
| I know exactly what you mean, im in my thirties now but when I was 17-22 I smoked everyday, before every meal, before sleeping. But eventually I started getting paranoid, and self conscious while high. I'd be anti social while high too. But the funny thing is as soon as I was sober again I would forget about it and then smoke again, and same thing would happen.\n\nEventually one day im like hold up, how about I not smoke lol. That was the biggest step. Then it was just about breaking the habit, but once you accept that you might not like being high, it got easier for me. |
| How about $2.836? |
| MSOS were on a tear yesterday. Wonder if we see some continuation for my calls to print bigly |
| NVDA breakout imminent |
| pls no rug pull, pls no rug pull |
| Yeah thats the same date I’m talking about. I think the probability is skewed more towards higher yields than lower at this point. Unless the unemployment rate moves up quickly in that time which is a small possibility. |
| So either Fed chair nomination or war with Venezuela announcement. Either that or some stupid non-market moving announcement. |
| Went into it wanting to hate it, came out humming a song or two.\n\nDidn’t love the story / movie itself but the music is pretty well made. Maybe im a little femboy at heart but Golden slaps |
| imo it ran up a bit and is now bleeding |
| no. |
| Kind of an ignorant take, no? Any stock (or person) can have a redemption arc. Downvoting on sight without thought or debate, on pure “cover of a book” principle is archaic and naive.\n\nI hope you feel like you fit in with whoever you’re trying to impress. |
| Best moments in life are from my kids. It's about high water mark thinking. |
| I suspect some people on twitter use chatgpt or other AI chat bots to write their long arse posts about nothing that could be done in a few sentences. Why do people do this? Do they think people will read if they write like Bill Ackman? \n\nSpeaking of him, may I meet you? |
| Benis? |
| If I had money I would want them\n\nThat’s kind of the only reason why I don’t |
| Sophie Rain made more by selling her body |
| Thats what i said to my ex wife, crazy |
| Idk maybe billionaires should leave kids alone for once |
| cause you're young.\n\nwait to have 35 years or more: \n \neverything is shit. |
| Go back to Canada, it's a frosty bear-topia. |
| Lets get this casino going!!!! |
| Do you ever look at a stock that’s gone up 300% over the last few months and just think wtf was I doing? Curse these paper hands. |
| This entire market is just one big “trust me bro” |
| so is it chunky or solid? |
| It's possible but increasingly unlikely.\n\nEspecially with QE3 coming soon. 4.5% is definitely the upper bound. Beyond that Fed and Bessent aggressively step up YCC. |
| Trump's kids.... |
| Silver squeeze in 40 days |
| why wont google move man wtf |
| Can I have the $0.67. |
| The main thing about profits is I don't have any |
| Send address |
| how's your sex doll bro |
| Couldn’t have put it better myself |
| Buy nvda at 9:30 and chill. |
| I wrote my name on a test once and handed it in blank. Always wanted to do it. Professor was pissed |
| Powell will leave in May 2026 |
| Let's just massively short mstr together like team gamestock |
| active in: r/SexDolls |
| I can't believe actually wanting kids |
| Ok but how much has stock price gone up with every AI investment announcement? |
| wow, missed it, must be one of the top 10 performers for each of the last 3y and probably x thousand % up |
| Anyone else expecting the US 10Y yield to hit 4.5% before the new Fed chairman takes over? |
| I took my daily dose of Tylenol..im gucci |
| Back to 1 by eow, imo |
| The days of the bitcoin bros are over. They'll need to stabilize the currency at this point. |
| I had my fun with Bitcoin but after a while I could only handle so much 'trust me bro'. |
| Santa daddy cum inside my chimney tonight |
| underrated |
| Did you have OpenAI write this? |
| Dudes are driving around absolutely slappin Kpop Demon Hunters on repeat. I was walking my dog at the duck pond and these kids were playing it on repeat at full blast lmao there has to be something to this thing |
| These quantum scams are a cancer to the markets - chemo is to short these shits $rgti $qbts $ionq |
| That's fucking real?! What a guy |
| Meta's Llama💩💩💩 |
| i think i missed that part |
| Except TSLA |
| LLM have been commoditized, which is why no one is willing to pay for them.\n\nEvery $16 invested in AI...\n\nturns into $1 in sales.\n\nAbysmal.\n\nWould you invest in a lemonade stand if it cost you $16 to generate $1 in sales.\n\nNope!\n\nWe shouldn't be investing in "AI infrastructure" either! |
| Can I borrow 20$ |
| Without mstr pumping Bitcoin, Bitcoin will fall. |
| We survived the bear market of November\*\n\n\*: (excluding MSTR bols and bols whose calls expired last month) |
| Nvidia pumps on open? |
| Don’t even have a short position against 🌽 just want to see it fall |
| It won't reach ath again for at least another year. |
| You own around 0.00019% of their stock. |
| OpenAI’s lead is in its large language model (LLM). While impressive, that lead is actively shrinking. Google's Gemini, Meta's Llama, and even other well-funded startups are all rapidly closing the model gap. A model is ultimately an algorithm trained on data - it can be replicated and surpassed. |
| Markets only go up its truly wild |
| If my morning dump is chunky, I sell. If it’s solid, I buy. Simple as that. |
| NVDA to 40T and US GDP to 400T |
| Burry first source of income is his substack, not his trading activity.\n\nHe's basicly a little more than a youtuber. |
| Remember when they used to act like Robinhood was a good company trying to help young investors get into the market with no fees\n\nAnd then they added options\n\nAnd sports betting\n\nAnd prediction markets on the weather\n\nFuck off |
| carbo is the way |
| Michael Dell donating 6.25 billion to kids \n\nHell yeah |
| I went to /r/BYNDinvest for the lols and it gave me cancer. |
| How do you get an algorithm drunk so it gets irrationally optimistic at Xmas? |
| Doesn’t matter, buy SoFi. |
| Some people actually think Ai is just chatbots. that's how early we are |
| Inflation in Japan is already riced in, no worries |
| Even fake monies is coming back to life |
| Any good earnings this week that tend to do well?\n\nI missed out on MDB |
| MARA calls looking like they’ll print 🙂 |
| JPMorgan be like \*\*Written with Gemini 3\*\* |
| Like fishing with dynamite. Go to a bar and tell a bitch you own your own company they are on you. Poor people think all business owners are rich |
| Just don't jork it for like 2 weeks |
| GOOG is just an inverse NVDA etf |
| I hate it |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry responded to my Craigslist ad looking for someone to repair the up button on my elevator. "$30 is $30", he said as he climbed into the elevator shaft. An hour passed and he shouted down that the button should be fixed. I got in, pressed the button, and the elevator started moving up. As the elevator moved up the shaft, I heard a rhythmic whining sound. I opened up the service door in the ceiling and I saw him sitting at the top of the shaft, sawing away at the cables to my elevator with a little jeweler's saw. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\n\nThat is to say, Burry doesn't like taking the stairs down. He makes sure the elevator will make it to the bottom of the shaft when it's time. |
| UiPath baby. Today’s the day. |
| Corn is dead bros watching it shoot back up to 100k |
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| I can feel it in my bones and that gives me the trading edge I need. |
| I fucking hate keto |
| It’s up 1% today lol chill |
| They really have no morals |
| Google clearly has a superior portfolio - Search, #1 streamer YouTube, DeepMind, Waymo (which is just crushing Tesla in Robotaxis), multiple billions of Android/Pixel/Chrome users, and Google Cloud (the fastest growing hyperscaler) - to monetize AI as compared to 1-trick pony OpenAI. \n\nClearly, the narrative of the past few years that Google was somehow "behind" in AI simply because OpenAI released a chat bot that would "kill Google" has been proven to be total rubbish. \n\nMeantime, Google continues to build on its lead in AI infrastructure capacity and will generate tons of free-cash-flow by the time OpenAI earns its first nickel. |
| Imagine being broke asf when the market goes up |
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| Only because it's their 10th one for the day. |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry responded to my Craigslist ad looking for someone to repair the up button on my elevator. "$30 is $30", he said as he climbed into the elevator shaft. An hour passed and he shouted down that the button should be fixed. I got in, pressed the button, and the elevator started moving up. As the elevator moved up the shaft, I heard a rhythmic whining sound. I opened up the service door in the ceiling and I saw him sitting at the top of the shaft, sawing away at the cables to my elevator with a little jeweler's saw. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry doesn't like taking the stairs down. He makes sure the elevator will make it to the bottom of the shaft when it's time. |
| !banbet CRDO +2.00% 35h |
| Are we human? \n\nOr are we trader? |
| Raise your hand if you panic sold nvidia 🤣🫵 |
| Please pump Everything but intc |
| Smart money indicator declining, im not touching this shit |
| In fact, there’s even more bers on Meta rn. That means this shit will pump soon |
| I got 6 call options open and a bitch ain’t 1 |
| Wrong? Wrong? |
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| #JPMorgan on "Is AI a bubble?"\n\nUnlike past episodes of speculative excess, today’s AI cycle is being largely financed by profitable, cash-rich firms and underpinned by robust demand. The tech sector’s free cash flow margin, near 20%, is more than double its late 1990s level, underscoring both robust profitability and the capacity to self-fund AI investment. AI spending is also translating into monetized demand for AI hardware, cloud services and software, helping justify continued investment. Indeed, bubbles burst into nothing, but the AI theme is building real infrastructure to meet growing demand. \n\nStill, markets are struggling to price a technology that is advancing at exponential speed. Earnings growth has been extraordinary, but expectations have risen even more so. Tech sectors have accounted for 36% of S&P 500 earnings and 56% of the index’s capital spending growth over the last 12 months, leaving markets vulnerable to any missteps, such as a slowdown in business adoption, power constraints or faster-than- expected hardware obsolescence. The stakes are high, and visibility into the ultimate winners limited, but this looks less like a bubble and more like the tumultuous beginnings of a structural transition. \n\nWhether bubble or boom in valuations, profits or innovation, selectivity and balance are critical for portfolios. Within growth, the tech sectors have obvious appeal given their exemplary profits, while consumer discretionary has lagged this year, beleaguered by tariff pressures, a softening consumer and a relatively weak showing from the sector’s Mag 7 names. Within AI, beneficiaries should continue to broaden out from the innovators (tech) to the enablers (industrials, utilities) and the adopters (financials, health care). Traditional value sectors like energy and consumer staples may continue to struggle due to low oil prices and a deteriorating low- end consumer, while financials boast resilient earnings and differentiated catalysts like deregulation and yield curve steepening. \n\nWhile markets appear undeterred, even with solid fundamentals markets can correct, investors should be prepared for both success and setbacks. |
| #NVDA RIPPIN LMAO 🤌🤌\n\n\n\nok not really but I really want it to |
| BYND going to make a lot of regards think they're not regarded today |
| PSA: there is no QE |
| Green day |
| $META $700 EOW |
| I'm big on Campbell soups, man. That guy said some bad stuff, sure, but they took care of it. and I really don't think his personal opinion affected the quality of the soups, man.\n\nAnyways, CPB 30c 2/20/26 |
| This guy definitely does coke and bangs hookers |
| ITS THE RIDDLER! |
| When was fun exactly to you? I thought gambling is fun because you win sometime. |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 200.0 before 05-Dec-2025 05:11 AM -05 |
| He might be right. The stock went up around 100% in short order the first time he did it. |
| !banbet |
| Looks like my years of weather watching is about to pay off |
| I hope we pump harder than breast milk |
| uh oh Hegeseth gave a kill all puts and calls order, even if they're alive |
| How can mstr possibly pay the dividends without selling Bitcoin ? With mnav below 1, selling Bitcoin will lead to a downward spiral.\n\nReally the easy trade of the century to short it. |
| BNS Calls? |
| Looks like meats back on the menu! |
| ? |
| Cons of being a europoor: all the pretty women will be forced to wear a burka in 10 years. And no air conditioning |
| You can bet on the weather with robinhood prediction markets lmao thats fuckin wild. |
| No venezuela war then. |
| Is it a cat rescue? |
| Both |
| You know meta is so back when no one is talking about it anymore |
| This is absolutely true. “I need a Stanley water bottle in five colors.” |
| APLD goes much higher next 6 months |
| NVDA at 170 didn’t feel real ngl |
| NVDA going to 184 today, 190 EOW \n\n200 next week \n\n210 EOM |
| Abbvie still going down after I bought.. *sigh* |
| Idk but she lookin perfect today |
| Serious answer put that extra leverage into something that’s generating a regular cash flow even if it’s not returning 27%. |
| I've fucked up my life pretty badly, but this sub always makes me feel much better about things. I've fucked up, but at least I've never spaffed tens of thousands on puts! |
| bers and poverty |
| And on those really long flights |
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| NVDA pumping all the way to $182 in premarket. Unprecedented in the past few weeks. |
| !banbet AMD 300 29d |
| No one warned me about all this pussy I’d get making my own company |
| "ANACONDA SQUEEEEZE"\n\n\n-Nacho Libre |
| And all it bought was a turkey leg and a used rubber because of inflation.\n\n\nThanks Obama. |
| Markets only go up it’s actually insanity |
| NQ making a high while delta making a lower high. Could be deep red today. |
| I have no idea. Perhaps something with Venezuela? |
| Grandma’s Boy, is this you? |
| Oil falling off a cliff now too |
| I give it like two weeks |
| NVDA -5% incoming. Thank this guy ^^ |
| NVDA is taking off, any price blow 182 is a steal now; immediate target 185, next is 190. |
| SPY addition Friday speculation...same with Carvana |
| The real one lol |
| That was a year ago? Fuck time flies. |
| I want puts. Give me a non financial advice timeframe. I’m doing 20 strikes. |
| Still possible |
| Fack your poots |
| Everyone had their turkey and feeling good. Time to pump the market. |
| Any addiction is about finding new ways to cope with an emotional trigger. Pick any new thing to do when you get triggered, like walk around the house breathing deeply and get a glass of water, and do that every time you want to smoke. Every time. Your brain will build a new loop in no time. |
| Too green..sump at open? |
| #COFFEE IN ANOOS !!! Men |
| Burry has shorted $TSLA |
| Yes start selling your anoos |
| If only I knew OP sooner, I'd do the exact opposite trades. |
| Am ber, can confirm, place kinda sucks right now. |
| Google has control of all the process for Gemini. Hardware, software, engineering, and training of their models are all done in-house. I don’t think anyone will be catching up. |
| Has to be...right? |
| You’re not all time high! |
| Banks also create money out of thin air through the Federal reserve. Our whole economy kind of depends on it. |
| Extremely rational exuberance |
| APLD🚀🚀🚀 |
| Same repetitious self-aggrandizing preposterous bullshit he usually spews. |
| Corn is as fake and gay as NFTs. |
| Look at last 5 days |
| Well, there's a safe bet. |
| Like in 45 minutes or eoy? |
| wtf is that about🤣 |
| yeah then don’t buy things |
| Getting close |
| And that will never be in short supply lmao |
| NVDA will be $200 soon 🚀 |
| At least a thousand |
| Today is puts in the morning kinda day |
| I love Lenovo thinpads but I also love the MacBook Air. |
| “This boy doesn't even know the difference between there, their, and they are 🎶\n\nYet he's naked in my room\n🎼\nMissin' all the things he's missin', God knows that he isn't livin' large\n\nA boy who's nice that breathes\nI swear he's nowhere to be seen\n🎤\nIt's slim pickins” - Sabrina Carpenter |
| nother day of irrational exuberance? kool! |
| He needs to shut up and finish mowing my lawn. |
| bbbbut I can't lose money if I don't use a stop loss |
| Pikachu |
| Theta day until like 2, then it's gonna rip |
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| Andrew Taint |
| !banbet MSTR 190 1w |
| APP ran up 18% in 5 days |
| https://preview.redd.it/jkv7uc0ios4g1.png?width=892&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ad0ba3814bc7137fb686fd768c65d5ff57edf0a\n\nWith this great wizard here, everyone can rest assured. |
| Your Mom touched me last night. It was fun. |
| Oh I'm well aware, I'm just not happy about it. |
| yeah solid idea. thought about painting. been watching movies and reading. i do enjoy the renewed level of clear focus. that shit feels godly |
| Aw man. For a second there, I thought I wasn’t totally fucked.\n\nSPY 0dte 675p RIP |
| So they could make it look fun while they fleeced your money. |
| Hmm oh boy I wonder who could possibly be responsible for this system hmm |
| Good entry for oklo shares here? |
| OKLO going to $100 |
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| This was my first thought when I saw the post. My oh my have the tables turned….and I’m cheering Google on🤷♂️ |
| !banbet Mstr 155 1w |
| Yeah but who doesn't eat the whole pie for breakfast if that's an option? |
| She fix that massive snozz yet? |
| If your a ber you hate America |
| Please stop posting garbage clickbait |
| $RGTI $QBTS $IONQ are all scams - SHORT |
| Burry getting rage baited |
| depends on the currency you follow. If you are following SPY using the Euro, you might be right. |
| How much money do I wanna donate to the market today |
| Then I’d say America will be just fine |
| It's called a bubble because it pop.... but sure.... to the moon or something... |
| Probably not |
| And then one more after that |
| Bank give you credit card\n\nTo buy things from businesses \n\nThat bank owns shares in\n\nStock in businesses go up\n\nYou pay interest on what you owe\n\nBank makes money on interest \n\nAnd on stocks going up\n\nYou lose money\n\nProfit? |
| Not much he can do directly without getting sued and overturned. Plus, this is just in case tariffs are overturned, which Orange already gets is a problem. And if they are COST will be first in line, bullish |
| $SOFI goes much higher on regard strength |
| yes & give me 1k if you’re feeling generous |
| Yeah, the 3rd world 😭 I’m cool on that! |
| Look all Im asking for is one 5% day on NVDA |
| What the fuck is this? |
| Made a sezl DD like 10 months ago before it shot up to 170. I timed the top after bag holding for a while |
| Thank God |
| Give money to kids? ❌\n\nGive money to the stock market? ✅ |
| Shame for the whole circle jerky-verse if OpenAI falls short. |
| I see PATH. I downvote that garbage |
| Not since Friday |
| Dec 2022: Alphabet's Google issues 'code red' following ChatGPT launch\n\n[https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/alphabets-google-issues-code-red-following-chatgpt-launch-432SI-2969837?utm\_source=chatgpt.com](https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/alphabets-google-issues-code-red-following-chatgpt-launch-432SI-2969837?utm_source=chatgpt.com) |
| Front page guy shorting NVDA is going to get blown the fuck out lol |
| Anne Marie Horden looking elegant and gorgeous today on Bloomberg. |
| We are back to a low volatility low volume bull market like before |
| Red by open? |
| or they buy mor expensive items \n\nit’s not binary \n\nand inflation isn’t 9% like it was in 2020-2024 so there is that I suppose |
| NVDA, FHN, INTC, RKT calls. Fading AAPL. Let’s go 👏. |
| Amazon and Nvidia gona push us to all time high today or tomorrow 👀\n\nBoth about to break out |
| you are all buying google today right? right guys? |
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| 8 years of puts and the lines keep going up, seems like at some point you'd check the lines |
| No problem amerifrend, u start pumping it again. |
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| eh maybe i'll ask someday. she would crucify me if i asked before a week was up. |
| $8 billion company with virtually no revenue and CEO dumped all his stock in may |
| Invest America = aaaaaaand it's gone for 25 million kids |
| no thanks, I'd rather continue to sell otm options to the degens here |
| 🙏🏻 |
| My fake meat 🥩 sandwich BYND is taking a trip to the moon. 🚀 🙂 |
| Gonna need 🥭 to release those terrible job reports so the Fed can do rate cuts |
| Dude on CNBC bragging about giving kids $250 doesn't know about kindergelt in S0CiAliSt Germany |
| Ask Gemini |
| Yes |
| Fresh air down to 15 |
| I have no idea why… I’m like a 5 year member 🥺 |
| Only thing i've learned in trading is to not chase rallies. Chances are (like 95% chance) by the time you hear about it it's already over and you are stuck having bought at ATH that may never be reached again or only months or years later. |
| fair enough. the weed-induced psychosis was unnoticeable in the moment. but pretty clear to see in hindsight. and the laziness or just being content with being bored. also days feel so much longer, in the best way possible. |
| GOOG stalled near 180 for almost a year. It can hang out at 300 for a little if it wants. |
| If Michael Dell's wife was wearing any more makeup, she'd be a literal 🤡 |
| Hey now, they're not filing for bankruptcy just yet. Hindsight is 20:20 and all that. Not my best move by a long shot but meh... Also, the way my taxes are the standard deduction is way more for me than itemized... it would have taken a much bigger donation for it to register on the taxes. |
| 1.84% is ripping? I was expecting like 10% from reading this post...you tricked me! |
| 67? |
| Yup, do that in this macro environment and come back to the sequel; coming soon. |
| Need $BULL at $10, wen? |
| or even better... Constructively clean a concrete building! |
| Open this shi |
| The entire economy is dependent on people being retarded |
| My man.\n\nOn the same path, 5 years in, up $65k so far. |
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| I just hope both teams have fun |
| Price bounced off a line I drew by accident. That’s enough for me. Loading calls. |
| Is this going to be a fookin theta day? |
| Guys it’s fucking over ! If you needed a sign, here it is right here ! 🏳️🌈🐻👌 |
| Oklo in a good spot for monthlies |
| Gemini training is built on TPUs afaik. So tpus aren’t good enough for training? |
| **The stock market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient. GIVE ME MY MONEY NOW** |
| Ah man I remember that. Dreams come back in full force when you quit. |
| You would be like 99.99% of humans. |
| Nothing will be ad free unless you pay. That's the reality of these new services |
| Same except voo/qqq |
| Honestly the first 2-3 weeks are the worst. If you can get past that, you'll be fine. Go to the gym or something instead. |
| >and maybe I'll even be able to afford a new gaming system.\n\nHave you looked at the price of RAM lately? |
| ATH will never be touched again |
| you can get 27% without leverage too though if you pick good stocks , no risk then |
| Snow day! |
| I am not asking for much, just a small pump of +5% on SPY. I offer my foreskin as sacrifice |
| Make a banbet |
| Who's on the hook if you default? |
| Market looking very regarded this morning, full porting fake meat and quantum |
| Why are you on your phone in the gym there soy boy? Put down wallstreetbets and get to work. This idiot will be here when you’re done. |
| Google TPUs do support PyTorch . So is JAX improvement relevant ? |
| Since you bought them at the same price you only have to wait for one to Gain more than the other one loses.\n\nI feel you on that nvidia trade. \n\nI've thought of it for a while yesterday was the first time i tried it going to try again today. |
| Wow UiPath ripping pre market. Earnings Wednesday can we double stock price??? |
| Today we YOLO. Tomorrow we explain to the IRS |
| Good enough for me |
| Upvotes will do, I want to be top 1% before I permaban |
| It's so cold today that you can hear the trees popping. |
| interestingly enough, not yet. i expected i would. there was one night that was kind of vivid but nothing like the dreams I experienced before during tolerance breaks. mainly just can't sleep all that well. |
| Too broke for Mongo calls so I went CIBR. Now I’m butthurt..😥 |
| 67? SUUUUU |
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