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you have 1.2m usd, why tf risk it in futures?
Dead ass, if you throw the free weights after finishing your set, it shouldn't count\n\nWhat the fuck is wrong with you that you can't finish up right
Thanks for the downvote, buddy. Got nothing else to say?
You know what doesn't suck? Leaving it all in VOO and getting +15% without sweating a single buffoonish tweet.
Its almost golden corale time 🙂
I don’t care about Google in any way. Just saying that llms are not going to be profitable or powerful enough to solve real problems in their current form and price model. Yeah it can generate corporate slop very well and I use it for those tasks too, but I wouldn’t pay the unsubsidized price for that. It’s just not a multi trillion dollar business model now
Wait, are you actually buying one for real? I thought you were just shitposting 😂
That last 20 mins on $CELH Friday? \n \nBuyout? \n \nObviously that Rockstar CEO Stake news the previous week... \n \nClosed above that 50dma. This one has had some monster, short-dated outsized moves in the past. \n \nDe Ja Vu coming?
I have 7 but 6 of them are Visa. So if this happened to visa I'd almost be SoL
Don't buy nothing, you not ready.\n0 conviction, 0 DD = 0 profits
Daaame!! Just saw a nice big round ass and couldn't act right. I'm such an ape
How so?
Also it ain't me doing apld, it's other guys. There was just one blind comment, and the vibes felt alright. My DD was simply "was leo in apld?" and apparently SA owned almost 6% of the company.\n\nGood enough for me, punting monday.
At least they're fairly cheap. It brings a small tear to my eye every time I break a 1/32 inlay bit. Happens quite often doing intricate inlays on exotic hardwoods. Them fuckers cost me $35 a pop. 🥂
"investing" lmao
DeLorean + Flux capacitor
They literally make money from YouTube, not from investing lol
It could be absolute zero kelvin and it doesn’t matter. Heat needs to move through something to disappate and it has no where to go in the vacuum of space. Have a look at the size of radiators on the ISS
Dunno, I was out of town Thurs and Fri, just got back today. Made a few trades from my phone (HTZ puts because why not) but otherwise no idea.\n\nAPLD it is. Still dunno how to feel about TTD, up \~15% in five days. Maybe just book the gains and rotate into OTM calls on APLD?
DNUT
Degens won't buy and cry as usual.
I love that you have 4 Wendy gifs locked and loaded. \n\nI always have this one locked and loaded. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hw0f1scz6mjh1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01856e9b548f20487e16344854c09908cb81d318\n\nNow share that bikini Wendy, comrade.
That’s good info. Wondering about the profit margin . It’s becoming a competitive market
Being a Bear isn't being a Gay Bear. There's a difference. Just boldly playing one side and having strong risk appetite for economy to drop out will give way for that line of thinking - like a Gay Bear. When puts are used appropriately it's protection, insurance for equity ownership should things slide in times of pull-back.
with that pattern, you're set to be at 40k by next month. keep doing what you're doing lol
Leo was rapped to steal his position on the cheap. \nAlso WTF happened Friday afternoon? Thread was flooded with Nokia, couldn't tell if it was actual hype or bots. \nI am proud bag holder of APLD! Hope you are right
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Looking forward to it.
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Loading up on Build-a-Bear for the week after. Short squeeze should be unreal.
Take a quick look at Qwen 3.8 27B. Just dropped yesterday. Specs match or exceed Opus 4.6. And from what I can see, so far it's tool use and coding also match very well. It's not Fable. But it's pretty damn good. I'm running it on a consumer PC with 32GB Ram and one 3090 with 24GB of VRam. And no... I'm not getting Opus speed. But I'm paying $0 per token so I can sit back and let it grind away all night.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/m2npu8av6mjh1.png?width=1331&format=png&auto=webp&s=c831c0aa4d02f833f747bbd29900dec0e9493b6d
enjoy the weekend, bulls, this week tops after aug opex
Booyah 🍻
Nice job 👍
Excuse me sir, may I borrow your wife?
Lmaooooo
Idk man, it has really helped me a lot with some of the tasks I loathed the most, like polishing emails, improving my resume, doing complex math, research, etc. I couldn't accomplish half of that in twice the time with Google. Why are we caping for Google of all companies? They're a boring company. Haven't been innovative for a long time.
It could be worse. You could be me just hoping for a massive crash and I won’t even profit off it.
Worrying about who Kingdom Hearts is for, is for 8 year olds.
Career Builder Monkeys Super Bowl XL Commercial
Career Builder scores again this year. If it wasn't a classic rule of advertising before, it should be now: you can't go wrong with monkeys in business attire.
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRrMu7B1L2I)
Avengers messed with the timelines and killed my entire family. You killed my family in order to live stolen lives. Steve Rogers you live with a family that is not yours.
yes on the VIX
he takes ginseng
Could have been me and only put $120 in! 🫠
Her bf stretched it out.
Good take. LLMs are the front-facing, most obvious form of AI, but are by far the most underwhelming use of the tech. 🥂
Why bet so far otm? It was at 1.5 before it started moving up. You were expecting everyone who got in to sell AND people holding it to sell to drive it to new lows?
Kingdom hearts is for 6 year olds.
Believe it or not? Calls.\nFr if you don't have the money thr broker will just sell it at market. Or you can just hold it. QQQ always goes up.
I did the same but 1.5p lmao fml
You should post the loss porn, would definitely get some traction.
Make Recessions Great Again
$10k even better
It’s already happened in futures for any institution or trader in most countries. I know oil traders are setting up shell corporations so they can trade on Hyperliquids synthetic Crude and Brent perpetual futures contract
It’s not heavily in the negative, they’ll have back to back quarters of operating profits
Thats such a crazy timeline man i was pretty young to realise just full porting into ASTS, RKLB, NBIS and IREN even though i was in all of the names at diff points of time, currently in $AAOI but what are ur thoughts on getting in at a $130avg?
Full on llm believers are retarded. Its main use will be agentic through businesses, which it is already very good at in certain use cases and will only get better. The whole general purpose magic search bar thing isn’t gonna happen
Why i cant see this on the news?
I'm not feeding the trolls; you guys aren't picking up what I'm laying down and nothing I say will change that. You sound like you've never used ChatGPT. You sound like you haven't witnessed the deterioration of Google's search algo over the years. It's willful ignorance or trolling.
APLD apparently. Jumping in on Monday for no reason other than someone here mentioned it and said easy 3-10x, and leo was in it. Good enough for me.\n\nLeo wasn't dumb, he was just overleveraged.
In ~1 month I'll receive my fully upgraded AI sex doll. Then I'll deliiver my independent review on whether Chinese AI models can actually compete with American models 🤓
I see short term pull back. It just ripped 50% in a week off the lows. Lockups are coming one after the other in the coming months. Above the $135 IPO price and people who have had illiquidity for years in this company will want to realize some gains.
Promising 😂
!banbet SNDK $5000 90D
That’s not how that works.
You're fucked. Sorry dude.
LOL you do not even know how to find primary sources\n\nComedy
It’s 11.5B in a quarter and their annualized is like $75B, and it’s been growing at a pretty insane rate
Lol. Terminally online take. And/or I'm sorry your family is crazy
Yeah that’s right
* lanturn\n* velvet\n* canyon\n* orbit\n* maple\n* thunder\n* krystal\n* medow\n* achor\n* silver\n* commet\n* horbar\n* wallnut\n* summet\n* coral\n* timber\n* raven\n* marble\n* glaccier\n* copper\n* blosom\n* prairie\n* falcon\n* ember\n\nShit, That's not my grocery list.\n\n
It materialized just fine, you were probably just late. I made \~180k during the pump between calls + shares, see my post history. I know several guys I was chatting with about it when it was 1.6-1.8 who made absolute bank on it\n\nIt almost doubled in a week... is that not a pump?
See you all behind Wendys
if u dont mind me asking what sub? just curious. If theyre right its going to print big because its probably a sleeper.
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Im jacked to the tits in ASTS and ONDS.
Wtf? All of your criticisms apply to regular search engines....
im jacked to the tits
It takes minutes to make boomers believe in Jewish space lasers and child grooming drag shows. They're actually regarded... Not exactly the selling point you think it is. 🥂
Believe it or not, call
I smell a new ceasefire and SPY 790 Monday
I already use language models, they just don’t impress me like they seem to impress a lot of other folk, feels eerily similar to how I was going to made redundant due to “no-code” and “low code” solutions historically.
Unfortunately this is the take of someone who cannot do their own research \n\nPlacing pure faith into AI means you will accept whatever it’s regurgitated like it was gospel\n\nThe AI companies can limit and cherry pick the sources they use so they manufacture the data \n\nBut yeah, go for it, just waltz into that brain dead theology to some Cold Play
I want to buy $1000 of 0DTE calls or puts on Monday. What should I do?
It's kinda great, I can finish work, eat something, loose some monies and go to sleep . Rinse and repeat
Are you still bullish on Viavi?
I'm paying for a subscription that says it might do well, we'll see
I own about $500k in calls and shares at about a 60/40 split, I think that it’s going to return to $50 pretty soon and then slowly work up to $100
ah you are a blonde there's no hope have a nice day
> *"All glory to the SanDisk man"*\n\n- Uncle Ruckus
True
I wonder what it would feel like living in a time zone where it is like 5pm when market opens
Crying to AI won't change the price of real estate. Bye
🥭: We will claim Hormuz as US territory 💀
Its my birthday guys:) 26
It’s dried cat poop fungus. You sure you wanna smoke this 🤪
Vikings, probably a better show than Game of Thrones.
Eleven billion'sies?
Uhtred was Last Kingdom, and Last Kingdom was great until it became like a soap opera.
Just think about it, in 5 years everyone is going to be using AI instead of Google. It's barely getting started. The TAM is unlimited. Anyone with half a brain will realize how much better it is, and how much more it can do. They'll never look back. I've see it happen firsthand. It takes minutes to turn even a boomer into a believer.
The US isn’t importing any more oil than last year. The data paints a clear picture. Been a net exporter for many years…. Something tells me you aren’t very familiar with energy markets
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This guy gets it. Strategies and innovations will be found to rotate away from reliance on simply more memory. Video games used to take up 1mb of space. They worked with what they had, and did so effectively. Chips are what forced evolution, not memory. Memory has always just been… memory. \n\nThe origins of open AI involved them reaching out to Nvidia to design them a chip that could run their model \n\nNvidia then used that tech to design DLSS. Ironically DLSS reduces memory usage at the same resolution.
My week was 0%. Because I am broke and made zero moves. Still outperforming 90% of sub.
Pic or it's fake
I’d take literally every cent available and liquidate all my assets and then put all that in spcx, before putting 1 penny in anthropic. Idc what positive indicators are coming out for Anthropic. I personally believe that they fail in the future and OpenAI leads, in regards to non-local models and ai tools.
Thank you! You made me cum today. So.. I will see you in Wendy very soon?
They aren't on track for $100B this year. They are on track so that they will earn $8B in January 2027.\n
https://preview.redd.it/sa33fia74mjh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0035b65f621b087a292a04e4bd939d0f51076141\n\nBoth accounts.
Sir, this a windy dumpster
those are actually your moms dildos
https://preview.redd.it/un1bbe934mjh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a00a0e8515bc44b3b8e93f3238715efa4a291ad\n\nYou can see where I found options.
https://preview.redd.it/upwpx2sz3mjh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d647f3398140d8313fc3a1cf2af0bf18d52ed766\n\n \nNever deleting this app!
Poor guy only has 4 reviews. Gunna help him out with a 5 star
The guy/predator didn't follow thru on the "meet up". He either got cold feet or got tipped off by a friend because after a certain amount of time a bunch of people in the area knew what the TV crew was doing.
and change it's name to Commanderinchiefcard (the far side of the world)
nah you have to be retarded ask AI if a dollar goes further in China or America no point in arguing with someone with no brain cells
In a few years anthropic will be acceptable again in DoW.
Gen alpha is going to kill everyone because they'll have the balls to not put up with it
get a sex toy yourself
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This was a shit pump that never materialized.
pass me some of dat good shit mon
You don't even know where you vacationed, you can't even live there, and now you angry. Take the L and move on.
That was me 2 years ago. When king ecbert and ragnar get philosophical is the best. I hope you give Last Kingdom and a chance too
It already dipped after earnings and procedeed to jump 35%. I bought SPCU and sold, but then I rebought the same amount and plan on selling Monday if its up a decent amount.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/s3i3ym6m3mjh1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e236fb54cf16240ff5b6debe6c460c396baf0c79
Changing clouds is a multi year effort because the APIs are not directly compatible.\n\nI can change from Anthropic to OpenAI to Grok to Deepseek models in a single command.
I want to bury my cock in Burry’s titties
I usually shit in the backyard then burry it
Honestly WSB is the only sub on this whole app where you can say whatever the fuck you feel like and still get support.
Wait until they buy Tesla by diluting SpaceX shares to dive in, IMO.
In the interest of anonymity I won’t say exactly what I do except to say that it’s a niche field where probably fewer than 50,000 people worldwide do what I do.\n\nAI is useful for when I need to do more typical programming like Python, but my main job so niche and any code existing for what I do is highly proprietary so there isn’t enough data for the LLMs to use. We’ve tried implementing AI but it’s not there for our use case atm\n\nEdit to add: I'm not inherently opposed to AI. I do more traditional software engineering in my free time as a hobby and at some point I'm going to take some time and see if I can figure out how this agent stuff works, but I'm not willing to spend the shitton of money it costs to use agents when I can do the same work and likely end up with a better result myself, even if it takes me more time, on my personal projects.\n\nPlus I don't want to ever give any money to Scam Altman or Dario Asmodeus.
Here I’m thinking this is in my city and looking for phone number.
That’s a good start, it’ll motivate you to find new job quickly
Sending this to my black gf
I've been thinking of it this way. What ultimately catalyzed AI and its rapid evolution? Chips. Everything else is therefore ancillary.
Hodl
Don’t mind me, I’m just an internet asshole.
Yea but it initially also gave the biggest space rally of all time so u could argue about riding the wave ig
The same reason companies don't hand out $10,000 maxed out Macbooks to employees. It's all cost vs benefit.\n\nAnd the problem right now is that the 'benefit' is impossible to measure. Sure, I can save 4 days vs 3.5 days in coding with some AI, but is that actually turning into 4 days savings at the end of the process, where customers start giving me money? Other bottlenecks like PRs start constricting, developers not having a great grasp of the code can lead to more bugs down the line, etc\n\nThere is a lot more to a successful company than just 'build the goodest thing the fastest'.
I pee in the sink of every Airbnb I stay at. Its my signature
Are you retarded? It's simply a fact a dollar goes much further in China than America ????
people who actually post their portfolio/get upvoted are already outliers. if this guy full ported QQQ right now, his average gains per year would probably still be more than the average user on this subs whole account
Is it the model or how you use it? Your differentiator is your processes and your data. If you can get the same performance from a model at 1/3 the cost, you will beat your competitor who is paying 3x more for a similar model.
No one is selling. SPCX will be $300 EOY…. TSLA has always traded at 300+ FWD PE…. No one cares.
I wish that worked ALL THE TIME. usually my emotions overtake my brainpower and I am fucked.
Wish I could do that 🥸💔. Stay blessed, brotha 🙏.
>It’s not a bubble\n\ntrains had a bubble, the internet had a bubble, telecomms had a bubble.\n\njust because its 'not going away anytime soon' doesn't mean it's not a bubble lol.
I’ll telll you something, it’s not ChatGPT level stupid for sure.
This is why we hedge kids
US
So we're talking about SNOW? \nCRM?\nMaybe NOW? \n\nTheir earnings were bette then expected my puts got fucked badly
not until Oct so who knows. I'm still in long for the stock so we'll see
I’m gonna build an llm that automates prompting. Not an agent either, it just goes b
Very underrated show
You definitely want to own Micron before December '26 given that they'll do (1) share buybacks, (2) increase the dividend, and (3) probably give a huge special dividend\n\nThis will attract more income investors who are probably not in the stock right now since they can't do that until the Chips Act condition expires
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Honestly, the confidence is wild 😂 50k is a huge bet though.
The robot stole it all from github
5% left. Don’t stop
DE is risky asf. Fertilizer is through the roof which means people are planting less in general and only doing enough to max farming subsidies and no more. If anything id bet DE Puts instead.
Can I please get the Ninja turtle?
shit, thanks. I buy. Was one of leos who got hammered. CAlls sir, calls.
I lost about 95% of my port
Maybe stop doing that
The idea that my corporation is ever going back to manual coding is simply absurd. The goal now is to find a path towards making our own models in our own data centers and mint our own tokens to burn. Failing that, OpenAI and Anthropic have us by the balls.\n\nThere's a creepy delta between the lived experience of my reality, and dorks on reddit acting like everyone's going to go back to 2025 next year. I get that nobody wants to carry water for AI companies, but this genie is *way* out of the damn bottle.
My bad 😔
What are the risks to their revenue?
If models become more efficient \*and\* performance improves to where they can replace workers wholesale, then you get a world where we’re building tons and tons of more data centres than currently exist and these companies go vertical.
RIP, felt that one
Baby gains 😭
Fuck yeah first bet of the night a 7 bagger on Wells
So your entire argument was just hypothetical BS you can't even do? Stop talking shit then😂
ass, gas, or grass.
Those are the average
Whenever someone says calls here its always buy to open.\n\nSell to open is when u hold 100 stock and recieve money from someone to "borrow" them for X amount of time.\n\nSell to open = r/theta subreddit you need more bank to make those plays. \n\nYou need 100 of a stock to sell to open.
valueinvesting may as well be called bagholders sub. I lurked it a couple of times, even made a few comments. It can be a scary world out there
Need more context on your relationship and your rent costs etc. if it’s unbearable and you love her and there are no other red flags etc then prob just downsize/move until she’s back on her feet
Vikings is a great show, can’t believe I never watched it till now
RIP your court case.
Trueeeee classic+ soon fuck yeah
literally all software works worse than it did just 5 years ago.
Its because they move to boomtowns that suck all their money away through cost of living and the only shares they hold are through the corporations they work for
At this rate she’ll be rich
This might be remarkably astute
You can back test 1 million over the past 5 years literally 70% in cash and the rest in some high growth like nvda or or some semi crap got you a few million while protecting your core\n\nAfter 1 million no reason to gamble unless the whole market goes down 60-79% the. Start layering in
yes it's annualized, it's also non-GAAP so they're probably counting stuff as revenue that shouldn't be(like contracts that they haven't been paid for yet)
hand rolls and miso soup :feetswing:
I found my GFs dildos. Those things are literally twice my size. Is she just faking it when she’s with me? Why would she even need huge things like these.
Look guys - we aren't at the top of the bubble until you see capcom release a new resident evil and it's literally just AI generated slop that gets a 2/10 metacritic. That's the top of the bubble.
I knew UMAC was basically free money when I first got into it at $11 yet I was regarded enough to only put in 1k.
what the fook my dremel 1/8 mandrel broke. jeff amazon to the rescue.
"Card payments have been declined for shoppers around Australia due to a Mastercard system update, the multinational card provider says."\n\nSo basically all of 50 people were affected
😂
I'm not bothered enough to check. China is by far cheaper than America for a decent quality of life assuming ur east asian of course could never live there cuz I'm not. What ur saying is equivalent of saying 5 mil isn't enough to live in America if u live in NYC Miami and Silicon valley yeah duh
Leopold
don't forget it's 'annualized' so you just take your best performing day, week, month, whatever arbitrary period of time you choose, and stretch that out into a year and say that's how much money you're making.\n\nsure its a method where you can make 1000 dollars in January, 0 dollars in every other month, and then claim you make 12,000 dollars a year but don't worry about it.
its not just "producing more code quicker".. ive built tools that save time, that just would not have been viable before....\n\nimage an automation that every month saves your co-worker 2 hours of work. \n\nif I told you it would take 40 hours to build it, it would not get built. The ROI is too far away. If it takes 1 hour to build, and cuts their monthly task time from 3 hours to 1 hour, it would get built month 1, no questions asked. \n\nThat's just one example. \n\nHere are real examples from my company:\n\n- A finance person spent 2 hours every month exporting data from three systems, fixing column names, joining spreadsheets, and formatting a report. Now its automated. \n\n- Every morning, someone spent 45 minutes reading yesterday’s support tickets, tagging them, identifying duplicates, and sending the team a summary of recurring issues. Now that's automated and ready before we get to work.\n\n- 50 salespeople each spent 10 minutes after their weekly meeting updating the CRM from their notes. 10 minutes per person, times 50 people. That is now automated.\n\n\nThese are all just simple examples of tools i have built in the past 9 months. That does not include how many more updates I've shipped to our warehouse software, our website, etc.\n\nI have easily done as much work in the last year (and provided as much value to the company) as I did in the previous 3 years, and I've been a software engineer for 10+ years.
Which one of you is Kristen Sinema's bodyguard?
The broooo is the lawww
I don't understand a mental model in which a free model can be conceptualized as "good enough." If your business is competitive at all, you'll either need to use the best model or get your ass kicked by whoever uses the best model.
So you don't even know where you were? wtf? 😂Chengdu is a massive city of 20 million people, not some secret budget hack \nMy point it is not cheap to live in China if you want to have quality life. Go try Thailand,Vietnam, or the Philippines if you looking for cheap living
Me and Warren in the same spot.
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Yeah no problem, hit me up!
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dump the dead weight
Im not talking about product/customer facing infra necessarily. I work in internal analytics/data/gtm and it’s a different story with internal tooling.
if that truck is hauling my calls i need it to drive faster
I think that's the problem
Better upside than Four Seasons Total Landscaping?
non-GAAP annualized number... which is to say bullshit.
When are earnings? Could see a NBIS like move tbh
Hey, at least you had fun. Golden age of video games too
from your other comment, I like your mindset. do you mind if I reach out to you to just talk about trades? I've been doing the same thing trading swings
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Do they have sex robots? That would be the reason to make me go there.
I'm not trying to blow up the guys spot but here we are
That’s why you lost money. You became too logical in an illogical and heavily manipulated market
The more you fund the more you guarantee
built the time travel machine, played runescape and world of warcraft instead, was a better time.
Just get a 100k coding job with no experience or degree in 2000-2010. Your RSUs will also explode like 3000%
It’ll be fine, it has already crashed from the highs of the semi-trade and they continue to boost revenue more rapidly each time
Best way to remove the emotion is not think of it that way. That money isn't yours anymore, and you're not trying to get it back. Your job is to start winning again. Smart with smaller sizing. It's about stacking base hits.
What are the current profit margins with baby oil and other expenses?
\> Blurs out the phone number \n\> Name easily searchable on guugle
AI is real. The economics isn't.\n\nThe LLMs used to do chatbot bullshit or vibecode isn't great, but the ones used for science and medicine are.\n\nThe fundamental problem is that they promised a "do everything AI" to sell it and inflate its value even though the physical limitation shows that it can't do the things they promised. Now they're cooking the books with accounting bullshittery to prop it up.
I'm hoping that's true. pretty worried about a crash after next earnings
In my experience companies talk a good game when it comes to avoiding lock in, but look what’s happened in cloud. I can see exactly the same thing happening again here.
trust experience, life is too short to spend it with someone that isn't willing to be a true partner in a relationship.
but no money to invest.
I traded better when I inversed Jim Bianco and Harry Dent
MU is basically back to ATH. Did you do margin or what.
Where the improvements are happening are in reasoning / logic. Of course the smaller models are not going to have the same memory of the larger ones... but they don't need it. They just need to know how to find it / solve the problem.\n\nIt's like you - if you don't know something you know how to look it up. You google it. You ask GPT. You look in the manual. Etc. The improvments there are happening at breakneck speeds - problem solving ability.\n\nYou don't need a model to "know everything" - you just need it to be able to know how to find the information it needs and verify it's "probably correct".\n\nIn that sense a superagent with "no memory", but access to the worlds largest database / library would outperform a model with massive memory with worse problem solving ability. That's where we are seeing the massive gains / improvements.
Same same
Get a load of this retard
Dude I got burned but I’m trying to get it all back but I don’t want to be emotional about it.
um, pay it so you don't get evicted?
lol. if you have a million dollars, why on earth would you use Robinhood?\n\n
APLD is a solid 3 to 10 bagger in the next 18 months
I finally skimped enough lettuce at Taco Bell to invest again. We going up or down on dailies?
Tell her she’ll have to share you
Millennials lowkey the new boomers. Golden age of tech growth, insane market booms.
Gf just got fired and won’t pay her share of rent, what do?
Chengdu I believe, but takeout + delivery was always cheap even in Guangzhou
So puts it is
Look at KOSPI.
You’re using gemini as your source of truth?
My view is that chips are rebounding and will reach new ATHs by mid Sept
So far 🤞
congrats. thats hard work
This isn’t called investing…
Since the solution is pull a Nixon and resign, he'll never implement.
rip to your mom after birthing a 300lb baby
So many people have gotten burned with this “circular finance” bullshit. The reality is that the profits just trickle down to the hardware companies as they have all the pricing power. They undertand that in order to keep the supply chain healthy, they need to shovel some of those profits back to the start of the supply chain. There’s nothing bearish in this scenario.
Heb
So glad Gen Alpha is a thing now, Gen Z no longer holds the burden as the only generation getting truly f*cked
Are we sure people aren't just poor?
Use qwen 3.8 as an example. I can run it locally on my laptop and its stronger than the frontier models of \~2 years ago, which required tens (to hundreds) of thousands of dollars of hardware to run.\n\nThat's... no improvement? We can now get frontier level intelligence from \~2 years ago for "free"
Ctrl+Z
"from boring DCA’ing"\n\nSurely boring PCA'ing!
Dude I have no idea I wanna get all the money I have lost( on memory and chips) back but idk how
uh huh, and did operating cost also increase?\n\neven if you remove capex, I don't think they're making more than their spending.
Sure is, forest , better get another shrimp boat
My charts not real I got fed false information by bots on reddit
It’s a blog where people chat duh 🙄
Is that like a Scottish Mortgage Trust or something else?
A new report by openai that released 2 days ago showed that there were no statistical significance between AI usage and revenue.... This is not fantastic improvements to business bottom line... \n\nCost of token did fall in in july compared to april by around 40%. This is not because it is that much cheaper to run ai. We are currently in a race to the bottom with every single participant losing insane amounts of money. \nFurthermore, open ai and anthropic have said that they were slowing the development of new models... I don't think any of those increase in perfomance (if they exist) will come in time to save them. Both openai and anthropic have probably less than 1 year of cash remaining.
Yes, like I said, using smaller models. Qwen 3.8 27B gets amazing results in real world tests. They stripped out a lot of general knowledge in hopes of retaining coding and tool use, and seem to have succeeded. \n\nBut there are limits there, and scaling down gets you a bump in resource use savings, but it's not going to repeat over and over.
They're here to finish the great reset and destroy everyone on earth so the earth can rebuild again.
Where ?😳
would be too easy, no fun
That first one was just orchestrated FUD to shake people out and liquidate some of these hedge funds. Anyone with a job or IQ over 60 knows AI is just getting started. People are calling for the bubble to pop like 5-10 years too early.
Guys do you think chips will recover? \n\nI fear that models become more & more efficient and at some point it won't be about chips anymore..\n\nStay or rotate? Dunno software lookin sus but already got my fingers burned..\n\nI really need that reddit advice.
So far I've had the most luck with semis, but I've tried using scanners and cashing in on micro cap gappers, too. Don't think I'm a fan of the latter. Generally getting better at day trading but I might just be better at swing trading.
Actually the R's R Rong.
Can't the President just ask Chatgpt how to solve the global issues?
Looks like GOOG 380 Monday based on weekend drugs
Operation Nimble Archer Part 2 coming soon i think.
Wow, a reasonable person.
Never wanted to go to grad school but considering it now because of this
Was your mom an elephant
That’s your problem, you needed to choose Wendy’s to truly be enlightened
I don’t give a shit about any of that. Do what you want. You implied they aren’t burning money, I pointed out that they have manipulated their figures, end of.
Yes exactly. On one hand it's demoralizing, but on the other we're not alone, I guess. We've got senior level professionals applying for entry level jobs. It's not looking good!
Also margin calls.
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Not sticky at all. Switching an API from an Anthropic model to a Chinese one in many cases might literally be one line of code. \n\nMost businesses implement it through OpenRouter exactly for that. \n\n \n
Just ask yourself.. why are you betting against the US economy? When you’re shorting SPY or QQQ, you’re essentially saying the economy should not be this good and I rather see people lose their jobs because our economy is f up. I’d rather be an optimist and betting for or just not invest at all. That said it’s a bit different betting against individual company if you think they’re doing shady stuff.
Sorry and also sorry about all these terrible ppl calling you names as if they know anything about trading, yet they hide behind their screens and insult you. \nFact is, if you trade stocks, you win and lose. There are no get rich quick strategies and don’t believe anybody that tells you otherwise. Use only very reputable brokers to get advice or to manage your money for you.
what sector do you trade
Efficiency gains. For example, I can run Qwen 3.8, which is a STRONGER model than the frontier models of \~2 years ago, locally on my laptop. The frontier models of 2 years ago needed tens of thousands of dollars of hardware, qwen can run on a $3000 laptop and outperforms them.\n\nThese same efficiency gains are being seen on the frontier models. The reason they are not fully reflected in the price is the frontier models are utilizing 100% of the hardware they have to offer "better" intelligence. In a few years if they decided to "freeze" the current intelligence offerings and instead focus solely on reducing costs... they could offer more and more tokens / intelligence at the same price.\n\nThey sell the same "frozen" intelligence but their costs continue to faceplant. In that sense - if anthropic decided "fable is good enough for all" within a year their costs would be half to offer the same level of intelligence at the same cost. Profit.
I hear they lay off the least capable
Analysts last week: here’s why the AI boom is over and you should never invest in it ever again\n\nAnalysts this week: here’s why the AI boom is only just getting started
and they all expect 3+ years of experience for an entry-level role
That assumes the model itself will remain the entire product. Electricity and compute may become commodities, but the valuable layer will be everything built around them: proprietary data, specialized agents, integrations, workflows, security, distribution, and years of user history.\n\nEvery cloud provider sells similar compute, yet AWS, Azure, and Google Cloud still make billions because companies don’t choose solely on price. Once an AI is embedded throughout a business and trained on its operations, replacing it won’t be as simple as switching chatbots.\n\nThe base models may face thin margins, but purpose built agents could replace entire departments or operate small businesses. If an AI saves a company $50 million annually, it won’t be priced at electricity plus 5%. It will be priced according to the value it creates. Even if model developers struggle to capture all that value, the companies and end users deploying the technology could still become enormously profitable.\n\nAI is still generic and difficult to implement. The real profitability will come when it becomes purpose built, reliable, and plug and play. ChatGPT today is like DOS before computers had graphical interfaces. It’s powerful, but users still have to provide detailed instructions and assemble the workflows themselves. \nThe true breakthrough would be allowing an AI agent to hold its own professional license with the state or federal government. Instead of personally becoming a licensed real estate agent or freight broker, you could purchase a qualified AI agent, provide the required capital or bond, and authorize it to operate the business for you. \nEventually, people may purchase compute like internet bandwidth, while general AI agents hire and coordinate specialized agents for accounting, sales, marketing, operations, and customer service. At that point, AI becomes a scalable digital workforce that operates around the clock and continues producing value while its owner sleeps.
What’s stopping companies who own shares of Anthropic to burn tokens to pump revenue for 2 quarters pre listing to inflate valuation and create exit liquidity?
When are they rolling out the UBI? Yang was so prophetic in hindsight. I called it back then, not to toot my own horn.
Sam Altman: its called hentAI. It is art
They just keep asking more for less. I’m sure you know this, but every posting gets 1000+ apps it’s just hard to stand out. I enrolled in a masters program to have some more options
How is cost to run the models getting lowered? Power costs more, depreciation of assets is the same, models of the same size cost the same. \n\nThey can go the route of using tiny models and clever routing, and certainly should. But that scales a single time.
Gen alpha should not have been born, sorry
You have been replaced by AI
I came out okay but I'll pour one for you. But magnets, you ever magnet? The liquor store showed me something too, but that is wine is in a absolute disaster zone; probably physically literally, too
For now.
If an option expires in the money it gets exercised automatically.
My kid in Chicago is having a bitch of a time finding any employment.
You are being left behind. The field is changing so fast. You should get with it before you are fucked
Maybe tomorrow
Wtf is a chatblog
wen moon
man do i fucking love being gen z
To be fair… they probably ran this projection on max effort.
Who is ‘we’? \n\nThe X factor no one could predict is the decline in demand from China. They are leaning on their own reserves and internal production for now, this has tempered the threat of a supply shock
[Most Gen Z investors have used long-term investment cash for sports betting, according to a new poll](https://www.newsnationnow.com/business/your-money/sports-betting-gen-z-survey/)
Congrats. I need this too
Trading has become the only viable option to generate decent income. Trying to learn more / get better at it every day.
WE BOTH KNOW THESE CHILDREN HAVE NO FUTURE.
What is your field lmao. \n\nI can guarantee that if you find llms useless in your workflow you are the problem. Full stop. Literally do not buy it if you write code for a living.
I think anything downstream of refiners will crush earnings this year. Oil prices are middling, but gasoline and diesel are way high relative to crude. Demand to export is pinching domestic supply, so their margins are terrific if the supply shock never arrives
Stock goes up 30% in a week and then dumps 5% on the weekend, holders will be alright
Well you belong here that's for sure
Etrade sucks. Maybe switch to robinhood and try their agentic.
I know a lot of people are clowning on AI here, but this is likely because Microsoft changed the pricing and metering method for GitHub Copilot, so companies are responding by entering into agreements with Anthropic directly and cutting out the middle man.
Thanks. The lack of responses has been bizarre. Was having a much easier time 4 years ago. I'm wondering if there's something wrong with my resume from an ATS perspective, but I can't imagine what.
You live in the Midwest or something? I don’t regularly attend strip clubs but when I have they are always at least hot
Why you telling my bizness to the world, dude.
Recently? I stayed in a cheap ass hotel and they had robots delivering me meals to my room. The takeout was like 3 dollars for a meal and delivery or smthing.
left his phone in the toilet.
You won't have to use your AK then.
Well its true. We arent even a tech company and we have been reprimanded for not using x amount of tokens per 2 week period. This was scaled back in May or so but they are discussing bringing back a requirement. They have dashboards for all tech teams token use and if an orgs not burning an expected amount of token its seen as not taking advantage of "accelerators"\n\nSome treat it as a dick measuring contest (bro i hit our limit and had to get an extra allotment im 10xing bro) and some just have no clue and take it as a trueism that using tokens means more productive and efficient. Its not necessarily "spending for the sake of spending" as there are motives for it, but they arent doing anything intelligently
┌⁠(⁠・⁠。⁠・⁠)⁠┘⁠♪
gamble on sports, prediction market, stock options.
👀
Yeah it sucks man hope you find something
also wtf are college grads supposed to do
PBR all the way!!!
Strip clubs are all filled with old women now, its a dying business model. OF is doing to strip clubs what netflix did to Blockbuster.
thats a weird way of asking for my phone number
Machine’s broken again
THis time it’s different
That's why I keep away from them.
All of those things sound awesome to me
quit while youre ahead,
Yeah, spent the last 4 years working an Intel account for an agency. Content management, marcom, data hygiene etc. Working directly with Intel stakeholders. Hard to find jobs like that; most companies don't really need content managers. And the thought of going back into proper marketing is dreadful.
Was -40% on Nebius... Look at me this week
OPEN
Ah. Well. Go eat some nostalgic lead paint chips, wash it down with hose water. Get a bjpwie from Nancy Reagan. Best thing about Boomers is the expiration date keeps getting closer and closer.
Bots on the front page? Please explain?
Gotta be drinking after these losses. My gosh
My Mastercard was declined, but that was completely unrelated to this
Damn. Fries, in the bag. Now.
Been rough for bears for about a decade now
venmo me a dollar?
I belong here\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/mzazqjbhxljh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b22ba780593ac8564ea679a562a83c34209f64a
Bro there are dogs on instagram called Ja’barkis and Barqueisha 😭😭😭 true story
The thing is - the cost of running the models is roughly being cut in half every \~6-7 months, and their intelligence is roughly doubling at the same rate. I don't think that's going to slow. In that sense - the first usable / good model came out in Feb 2026. The 2025 models were half as strong and costed twice as much. Using 2025 (or worse, 2024) data is like the same people saying "ai has been shown to not help with productivity" without realizing that was a few generations ago. Current generations are being widely used, everywhere, with fantastic improvements to businesses, bottom lines, etc.\n\nSo long as cost to operate the models continues to faceplant, these companies are going to be money printing behemoths. Imagine anthropics costs gets cut in half from here and their intelligence / offerings doubles in performance. That's... going to happen with the next generation of frontier models.
wtf, that shit was easy
Too many times actually, which is why I know saving money there means tanking your standard of living.
the market is longer rational
I’d say we should know less about each other \n\nBut for some reason I’m’glad you shared
What’s been your exact economic ROI on producing more code quicker? Code does not make money.
Elon now claims almost all of the profits will come from XAi and not the space ventures?!?! You telling me I bought this for nothing? You promised human consciousness in SPACE!!!!
Nice
I just found 1$
Use Quant Data for trading options. Or else you are going in blind. They also do discord free teaching live everyday.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aqhQS-wGO1k&ra=m
Tech?
No options for me
Free money for someone
always calls
It was a fucking leap too. The most paper hands bs I ever did.
If you ignore the massive debt, the actual complete lack of genuine interest, and the fact that multiple executives have already reported that AI barely increased productivity by 5%, sure dude!\n\nThe circular financing and borderline fraud isn’t real revenue. None of these companies are even remotely profitable. There’s no model or even baseline understanding of HOW or WHEN these companies are going to be profitable. China has already proven that you can do it at scale for MUCH cheaper which might encourage a price war. \n\nNo one that’s actually good at their job is using AI. It’s idiots that need everything spoon fed to them because they’re either lazy or don’t understand what they’re doing. No one is “learning 2-5x faster.” No is learning anything lmfao. They’re relying on AI to do things for them that they can’t do themselves. That’s not the kind of work force that’s going to produce long term health or profitability.\n\nThe only people “hooked” on AI are high schoolers that are too lazy to use Google themselves to do basic research.
Just lost 1$
That’s why it’s the world reserve 😎
https://preview.redd.it/2xeh08rwwljh1.jpeg?width=1211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d972f334fb8e1755cf6373dbab9eeaf51bd63a1
I was fairly deep red until recently where I’m more or less break even now
Jobs are atrocious
Sperm donor.
Laid off in Jan, have 10+ years of experience in a decent industry, gave up looking for a new job. This is the worst job market I've ever experienced.
Yep went from 66% to 30 % in a month lol
https://tenor.com/view/pepe-money-rain-gif-22406177
bro forgets they exist
Upvote if you like cummy cock
You've never been to China have you
Dollar is Monopoly money comparison to GBP
F
Oui
What field?
It's still positive pressure on the stock or whatever it's called
https://preview.redd.it/luy3vk8nwljh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fb9949076d49727ec8d53b90d098a1d73bf9029
DoorDash is calling
what kind of work
I was originally in at 450 and was up close to 200% but eventually cashed out at around 95% lol
Or may be quitting it 🙂
I know this is just anecdotal but damn there is no work out there anymore. Been freelancing for three years and used to turn down work for being too busy. Now it is crickets for the past six months
and a 5.9-pack?
We have like 6 different AI platforms now that all give mildly different responses and 100+ users are licensed for all of them.
These cyclospora shits are kinda cleansing ngl
yeah you're 100% right, even if they do cure cancer, it's not really a big deal. small stuff like that will never make AI useful!
https://preview.redd.it/e0audy9zvljh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=729cd245f7bbe02580faa62351b6ec2760f31baf\n\nThis was my gambling options + GameStop / meme stocks account.
Or top 1% in Uganda if you have 120k 😎
Then Obama can run again and he will stomp him outta the race 😂
https://preview.redd.it/1sgb3go8wljh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3c918eaa1671f6e8176c3f50dd2ba50aa401da4
Just move to the boonies" isn't a life hack, it's just moving to the boonies🤷‍♀️
I never said they were on the enterprise level. I am extraordinarily bullish on them, SpaceX, and the other hyperscalers. If you aren't don't buy the stocks, it doesn't bother me.
Happens every single time. Timing it is incredibly difficult tho... I was too early in my first attempt and it resulted in a 13k loss. Figured I'd try again and got lucky the 2nd time tho.
Walked to school uphill both ways in the snow type shit
What's the emoji for pepe dancing in raining money?
Back in my day we’d go through ten times worse without a peep. You need to get over it
Fuck the fact that we were given expensive houses, shitty job market, covid inflation\n\nLet’s talk about the fact they dumped whores and hoes into our dating pool
End of the day anthropic will be consumed by amazon or google and open ai by microsoft.\n\nEdit 1: ofcourse for fraction of what it IPO’s for.
It would break the market, they wont allow it. Walmart Vision Center etf
Totally. But why? I can't quite place it but this is so true. Its just a bad face.
Unpopular opinion is that she literally the only normal person in the whole series
TRUMP SIGNALS POSSIBLE 2028 BID\n\nPresident Trump posted an apparently AI-generated image of himself wearing a “Trump 2028” hat on Saturday.\n\nThe image included the message: “We are going to win.”\n\nThe post signals Trump is again publicly floating the prospect of seeking another term in 2028.
Jealous.
Cop jeans are just as tight
😳
I hate my life, i need harder drugs
In 1992
I'm born in 91. People from my era are probably the most well-adjusted, at least have the capacity to be. Last gen to grow up without the internet.
Went from +$10K to +1K on Friday, they rugged that shit so hard.
Yeah, but then competing foreign models will get banned for "security reasons", forcing American companies back to Anthropic/OpenAi.
Put it on a t-shirt
There's a chance that Bitcoin jumps up now breaking out of the wedge just based on TA. And because Bitcoin has no actual value it seems like TA can actually matter there. I mean...if everyone is trading on TA it'll follow the trend it's supposed to.
I need to manifest the BAG7 next week to not be a piece of shit
I need to go balls deep in Mag7 and never ever pull out again, unlike I did last 10 years...
Goals
You'd be up over 100% if you traded gay stocks too. Discrimination is bad m'kay.
IBS sucks, man. Having constant diarrhea and the need to go right after you eat really fucks with one's quality of life
Just as they prepare for IPO. How convenient.
Today is a nice day
I sold far too early... Holding the entire position here would be up \~70k, not 27k. Risks are higher tho and I was day trading it a little bit. Figured never lost many booking a profit.\n\nI'm out of HTZ, never playing it again. Made money on the ups, on the downs, and now I fuck off for good. Find a new game to play.
I just know the whole boomer personality is a bit they let down when no young people are around. It’s like English people with the fake accent
Maybe just invest in something that will pay dividends and reinvest the dividends. Take 500 out to fuck around with and if you make something of that cool if not well your dividends are still paying.
you could just not go to those cities?
My obese coworker shits every time he eats.
Anthropic will post operating profits 2 quarters in a row now, there’s so much untapped market left and not just for coding, even if some companies cut back there’s no chance it’s going to stop growing.
I’m not the pot smoker crying about IBS
I did once. She pulled away.
See, that's the problem with you lowkey deadass no cappers. Just because porn fucked with your brain doesn't mean we're all so fragile. Same applies to anything else.
I too bought puts only sold half so far letting other half run hopefully
Sell the news
Oh wow, you’re just an idiot then. Makes way more sense.
No shit, I end it on the 2nd date after we smash
Hock Tan, spit on that thang
I got some banana milk for you
I'm so lazy today. Been laying in the sun for three hours drinking ice tea.\n\nFutes can just piss off for another day. #no365markets
What if AVGO made a goonbot \n
you only need to flip a couple 1% profit like 50 times and you're back to 1.2mill
Can't wait to look cute and steal yo girls
She is esfj which is nearly the perfect conflict pair for intj
That’s why ai bubble will pop
Im not overleveraged, youre over leveraged.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/asg4lqjxuljh1.jpeg?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=705278393f6273c745c82e29cad0a8573031a631\n\n
If at first you don't succeed, take out a cash loan on your credit card, and try again.\n\n*^(NFA)*.
Congrats, you’ve smoked your brain AND asshole away
Probably get caught in a scandal next week
Imma need spy 800
Potential pure play
Timing timing timing timing, I'd say we're a ways out on it, things take a long time and this society we live in now make it feel like everything could happen any second but the reality is big geopolitical events take crazy time, planning, logistics, preparation, moving physical objects, incorporate the right humans into the right positions \n\nBut boy, it all sure seems to be lining up pretty well for a china takeover of taiwan and total tech dominance for at least a small interim period
oh man , in oz?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xhbiaydsuljh1.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3f5f6e453048c30e26a7215be75a57ef1a19a23\n\ni dunno, i started getting rid of cards like in 95, axp gold was last before tossing that in 98. never used them. i know if i did i would totally f it up. like not remember to look at mail. only in these last few years did i make it a thing to check mailbox. yeah and i do know autopay is a thing
*regarded.\n\nHighly regarded in the online community
Switch to Korean banana milk, you will never go back
WOO
I know and I actually took a few months off this year but then I developed terrible IBS. One day I realized the correlation and re-upped and I've been fine since, so now I have a legit reason to use it lol
Uh oh 😮
Of course there is value in AI. The exact amount of labour cost, and not a penny more.\n\nBut that’s the problem with these companies. It’s a finite amount, they aren’t the only player, and open source models exist.\n\nAt some point open source models are enough to replace a job. So no money that can be earned there, while still saving on that 70 trillion a year.\n\nIt’s a very fixed amount, and these companies aren’t get THAT amount. They are getting traction, until they are no longer hired. Right now, there is 20 trillion of a market world wide. Which is decreasing by the day.\n\nEven if it solves cancer, which it won’t, that would be a specialised model, that also isn’t worth THAT much. It will be trillions, patented for 15 years, and that’s it. With competitors also using AI to get as distinct as possible, while still effective. So you split THAT pot.
Helicopter cock and purchase stock
just put a brown bag over her head
Try taking that $2M to Shanghai, Beijing, Shenzhen, or Guangzhou and see how fast real estate eats it alive. You be living a comfortable middle class life
I operate on partial information all the time lol - it's why I use vibes. I just get a sample size of 10-15 other people and see what they think. These types of vibes don't work well on trillion dollar companies like SpaceX lol... it's literally like 3,000x larger market cap. Smaller market cap, the better, as you tend to get a more accurate picture. Billionaires are not shitposting in places that I can read what they're saying / read their vibes / read what I think they're going to do. It's poker.\n\n\> You never know how many layers of fading the crowd deep the player with the most capital is \n\nWell, yah. Know what game is being played. The game I described doesn't work on SpaceX exactly due to the conditions you mentioned. Every ticker has a different game being played. You need to roughly guage the field - your performance / outcome is dependant on how well you can correctly read that. No rule generalizes... I just outlined the game I suspected was being played on HTZ.\n\nIf I was wrong, it means I get memed on and lose money. It happens, frequently. It's a game of identifying the field / who is playing.\n\nIn this case - why would someone use bots to pump it? The winning move (if they wanted to go long) would be to accumulate at cheap prices before letting anyone else know. Using bots means a worse entrance for themselves. That's not a winning hand / move.
This time it's different?
You sound like of them. It’s just a crutch bro
Name: paul\_robert\_ \n \nStatus: under investigation
send to stock market 2 3 years and forget
How the fuck did you lose 227k on futures. That’s insane
The weed / thc products have changed but if you find one that works for you and stick to it you're fine
good job keep it goin \n\n \ngetting started is kind of the hardest part now you got a system that is working for you
If you're long you can only lose 100%
Lol nothing that runs on a single old graphics card even today can match opus 4.6 lmao. \n\nSure run a modern model for 1/20th the cost across multiple gpus and you can match it. But you probably are not doing anything needing opus level thinking or speed if you're claiming this. \n
Retarded? Yeah
What is wrong with you? Source: trust me bro ?
This right here is a sell marker for AI, regular people investing into tech hoping to make it rich without any research lol.
no it's because they all know that Grok is going to be king of the AIs
I don’t like Walter whites wife Skyler. Almost makes me want to turn it off. I don’t like seeing her face
went to China they racist af
The semis need to rally again before anything else can
It’s that pesky pot smoking habit of theirs. How are they supposed to win a woman with a fragile mind and no ambition
Never trade around anything important. Even vacations, long weekends, family stuffs.\n\nSomething like a job loss is asking to get rekt.
Then I have to learn duck language
You sound like an Elon fanboy.
Question is when…
Cries fomo to me
Google pumping next week lol
explain
Those are called guinea pigs
you just wait, Grok is going to have exponential growth \n\nhaha just kidding
did you know if you have $2 million net worth. you are in top 1% in China 'cause they have 1.4 billion people. why don't you fucks quit your gambling and move to China. you be rich-rich there.
Goog is gonna be ded for months
If you are single you just haven't found the right drug addict
Same brother
i did that when covid hit. never again
mods need to call the national guard, comments are out of control today
Youngsters complain a lot about their women but I think your whole generation is regarded wimpy whiny bitches
Look at me. I’m the one who is liquidated now.
\> “Because this doesn’t make any sense.”\n\nSir, it does make sense tho lol. Everyone has realized that the FED will print money to bail out equities if shit hits the fan. They did it during 2008, they did it during covid & they'll do it again at the next sign of weakness in our markets. Ever see the "money printer go brrr" memes? It's because that's literally what the FED does when shit hits the fan these days. They print money (billions, TRILLIONS) and pump it into our markets.\n\nWhat is the effect of money printer go brrr? Inflation, bonds & cash lose value as more money is added and equities skyrocket as they get bailed out by the gov / bought up. In that sense equities go up if they do well / the ai play works. And... if it doesn't? They'll get bailed out and go up even harder. \n\nIn either case - why would I want to hold cash / bet against the market? Equities are going to win, cash lose. You're... playing the wrong game lol.
he's gonna wait out monday and tuesday while it continues to inch up, and then get fomo and buy the top
Ypur mommy wanted you to take a break from apple juice?
not if they're a meth head
The file the FBI has on me:\n\nName: Paul_Robert_\n\nStatus: Retarded.
I'm 5'11, 5.9" pp and 98k salary. Can we deflate the 6 6 6 rule to 5.9 5.9 5.9
Under 300 lbs for first time in my life 🙌
is it always like this here? or did it start 2 weeks ago?
Pro tip: women want a guy that they are proud to show off to their other female friends.
Well, if it makes you feel better, your ONDS shares are now double the value it will be whenever they decide to dilute them even more
literally just google: "is inference profitable" \n\n> Yes, AI inference has positive gross profit margins (often 50% to 80%)\n\n\nthat's better than 90% of industries. Inference is extremely profitable.
Memestock outearning most mags lmfao
How are you red on Microsoft
Whenever a theory makes sense in your head but you have incomplete information, it's always good to self reflect on how many people know what you know and how many people are positioned the same way you're positioned. The outcome being favorable in this instance doesn't mean the same reasoning can be applied to other instances. For example the whole spacex shares being unlocked so be short was a contrarian position but that contrarian position was crowded already meaning it could be exploited by the players with the most capital (institutions). You never know how many layers of fading the crowd deep the player with the most capital is (and the fact that they control the most capital and involved with the trade to some extent means it doesn't even matter if they're fading anything or not), and especially with meme stocks you have no idea how crowded the crowd is or how crowded the fade the crowd crowd is, not only that but there isn't any fundamentals or technicals backing up a likely prevailing trend
Seriously, this is the worst example of vendor lock in that has ever existed. \n\nHell, the security implications alone are staggering. Apparently, everyone in the world is just showering the robot with all of their most sensitive code, lol.
Stunning chart. The clean cliff, followed by a slow, miserly decline until death at $1.00. beautifully done
Burry better have my money.
This Travis Beckmen guy is a real stupid piece of shit. Like, shut the fuck up. You aint funny. You boring ass, loser. \n\nGo away!
You can always sell it now and buy AVGV so you're protected when this ponzi scheme collapses.\n\nOr do 10% TQQQ and 90% AVGV to limit your downside while staying bullish on this AI bubble.
I used to be a bear. It doesn’t work over time. Sqqq to hedge and then dump it in to any slump.
Guys talk about height, money, dick size… women don’t care about those things, to them wrist size is king. A lotta wristcels in here
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My gain was beautiful\n\nAnd now it’s\n\nGoooooooonnnnneeeee
Pretty hot
lol ur 5'4 give up
Yeah I was peepin the shaheds on there, was gunna get one for my backyard to piss off my pretentious neighbors
Wait five years. It will be fine.
Anyone tried sucking toes
> You can verify code correctness reliably very quickly\n\nLet me stop you right there. Correct code and code that is actually ready to meet the user are two different things.
This is accurate
But it did create the world
They're hiding their debt though. They go 20% in on these data centers with an investment firm taking 80%, then they guarantee the investment firm that they will pay them back of things go tits up. So they are moving the debt off their balance sheets to the investment firms while simultaneously taking the full debt on.
Help me understand? Does this mean i 13x leverage on calls?
Atrocious
grow 5 more inches shorty
Stop shit posting and go get some poosay virgin
Being up 30% while being almost solely invest in semis and AI. Great job!
They can wash bro....
Lmfao
Caught CHIMing on live television
lol too bad they can’t hid it in an actual profitable business like Google and Amazon.
It takes a second to realize that $40 an hour is actually only double the minimum wage in California
That's what I did lol. Went long the other week based off pure vibes (everyone was talking about it). Then - I realized it was a meme and fucked off / took profits very quickly. Meme kept pumped and they all follow the same pattern, so I bet against it.\n\nGuess I just got lucky. Well played sir!
Stop dating fat chicks with bad hygiene
What do you think terrafab is for? \n\nWhy do you think we amended the endanger species act?\n\nWhy do you think the gov lifted up intc so much? \n\nWhy do you think rare earths and magnets are going up so fast?\n\nLutnik/lip bu tan/epstein 👀
Exactly, my friend. I sometimes get YouTube videos on my feed, that have like 500k views, about how doomed everything AI is and how we should short everything. I always wondered about the audience, and it's clearly those redditors.
Well, that's up to you. But if it's cause you think you can't beat the market or stuff, I'd say you're wrong.
This guy dating 4 armpitted ladies
Get your money by getting a mf job lol
Pounds what are you English?. Fucking loser.
Calls on deck
Manuela
Disagree
No, these companies are literally taking their biggest day and multiplying by 365. \n\nhttps://techcrunch.com/2026/05/22/how-vcs-and-founders-use-inflated-arr-to-kingmake-ai-startups/\n\nTrailing numbers are the only ones that matter in a tiny business, there is no track record to be able to extrapolate.
Absolutely 4-4:15 will be great for earnings. But so will the premarket window the day after earnings. I used to do lots of IV crush trades on earnings back in the days and that premarket was the nailbiter. Being able to close a trade premarket would have allowed locking in many big winners (and cutting short some losers) before the hordes come in at 9:30.\n\nBut you are right, markets will quickly adjust rather than leave piles of money on the table for everyone to grab. The hordes will now come in at 7:15 instead 😁
ayy the GOAT enjoyed holding cash losers told him to buy he held fk em
10 GW is fucking lunacy. NYC peak load is under 12, and Scam Altman wants to pull that much power of his lying ass
I don’t even wanna know what kinda women you get with
nah bro you're right. there's no value in AI. \n\nwho cares if it cures cancer, solves millions of problems, etc.\n\nand 100%, i agree with you, the cost of employees is only something like $50 trillion to $70 trillion a year. that's a limited market like you said, so theres no value in replacing workers. \n\nI fold.
Keep ONDS, sell the other garbage.
At least you are not bagholding Micron at \~1100 like me
Just remember, women with big titties can stank bad. \n\nThat spot on the chest where the titty folds over. \n\nYeahs its like 2 more arm pits.
Reminds me when AWS outage occurred and every app crashed. Amazon stock went up a few % when people realize how reliant everyone was on AWS
Oh yeah, they're idiots, I think there will always be a human in the loop, but many of these bets are assuming that you won't need a human, and some bets are betting on us creating God, and some bets are being on us somehow creating human intelligence without creating God (the riskiest play of all).
Why'd I read that in Eugene's voice from The Walking Dead!
Consider it done
I got fuckd
My biggest mistake was re-entering Micron. I forgot it was a meme stock instead of a real company. Rode my calls all the at down to -85%.
Buy 0 dte mu calls at open. Truss
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Bro made his first comments on a 7 yr acc bcs he's short lmao. Short people are so insecure it's crazy
You think it's just Google? Lol
Can good traders send me exactly purchase time and sell time on monday so I can make loads of money :happy:
doesnt matter, its about who gets them first
Yeah I figured it would fall. Should have grabbed some puts after I sold.
Well said.
SPV in energy are used in highly risky projects that could go belly up. That kinda hints something :)\nwe'll see. the current US power grid physically won't be able to accommodate all these GW of wishlists.\nheck, Open AI declared 10GW data center in Ohio. That is 10 modern nuclear reactors needed right there. Or slightly under NYC power consumption. or 1/7 of Germany... just pure lunacy bordering scam.
Company itself is far from a dumpster fire. His entry isn't that desirable....but won't matter in 6 - 12 months
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I'm drinking my second choccy milk for the day. Am I an addict?
I genuinely can’t imagine there would be a better opportunity for China to make a move on Taiwan than right now with the US moving carriers around, morale low, low on missiles, and Trump bending over backwards to shove Iran under the rug before midterms and keep the economy from imploding. I feel like it is now or never for them.
Imagine being old as fuck :wendys: :vanish:
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Are you sure? I hear she trades the DOW.
ur mom
It's either positive or negative. Don't think anything more than that. Once bots are involved and posting fake positions (options chain didn't match volumes I saw) - it tends to signal someone is trying to get people to buy in / be their exit liquidity. Bots have been running for \~2 weeks, that tends to be long for a meme. It was bound to be rugged sooner or later. I went long the other week with no DD once I realized everyone was talking about it. That tends to be a fantastic investment on average - which is why I do it. Pure vibes, no DD. I realized afterwards that it was kinda a shit company - hence why I labelled it as a meme. The charts say everything.\n\nMemes tend to fall over sooner rather than later most of the time. You're very correct, nobody knows. I have no idea who the counterparty is / was. But if I were to take that bet 10 times, I'd probably be right more than wrong. It's a poker game / pure vibes - what are the other guys gonna do? That's all that actually matters.\n\nI bet the other guys were gonna sell / take profits, especially since bots were being employed en-masse. IG I got lucky this time
Mirin
who's up playin wit they worm?
You need to sell either MSFT or MU to spell SAMOSAS correctly.
Or it's in a hot tub.
Yeah bro, totally
It's all computer
George Costanza, that you?
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I’m not that concerned about it personally, believing code is overvalued as a resource. This is another reason why I think the AI bubble is going to pop in a bad way. The limiting factor on building successful products and extracting economic value from them is not code, it’s the product development process more broadly, and that isn’t going to improve in any meaningful way through AI at least for now. In part because the tech isn’t there, and in part because the big tech cartel is nowhere near as nimble as they think they are and therefore will underutilize AI in the places they most need it (streamlined management and processes). The AI industry has gotten way over its skies and massively overpromised for most cases businesses actually care about.
Remember, it's not gay if the tips didn't touch, it's during college, or you're over 70
The only good ones for the next market cycle is silver and potentially ONDS
Ah yes, the old buy high sell low strategy
Was you old job investing?
$HTZ is officially on the threshold list ‼️\n\nThe fuse is lit, hold on for dear life ⏲️🚀
You're probably 5'2
Friend who was 5'4 killed themself last month
Bleh msft is fine lol
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> you're absolutely right! no one will ever have a desire for more from this point onward in human history! \n\nNo. What i'm saying is that for most instances, there isn't any value. AI is for doing things cheaper, cutting employees. If you employ AI, your company isn't going to suddenly produce 100x as much, as to who the hell are you selling..........? It's a very fixed market.\n\nAI can come up with new inventions, sure. That could have value. But that has nothing to do with producing it. It's still going to be limited by factories building it. Something AI.............offers absolutely no value in. \n\nNow let's say that apple has invented 10 new products through AI, great right! Well no, as that's absolutely pointless. If those are all phones, then there is only going to be enough capacity in the world for......the same number of phones. If it's other devices, you have the same problem, combined with the fact that people........might not want those products. They are fine with what they have.\n\nIn no instance is AI worth anything more than.....a cost cutting tool for what is a very very very limited market. An EXACT limited market, which is the cost of employees.
sp500 is at all time highs - otherwise i agree with the terrified part
Not if you're investing heavily in it RIGHT NOW
You can still get just about any guy you want.
One call for next week that everyone should make
Don't chase
An army of George Costanza downvoters. smh
And his wife' account?
uh huh we all believe you
The dot Com boom didn't kill the internet. The AI boom won't kill AI
SMCI NEXT WEEK VIEWS?? What we thinking
This post makes sense.\n\nIn MAYBE 20 years. Maybe 50 or more.\n\nAI is nowhere near the level you are imagining. And it wont be there any time soon.
There’s nothing to rip. You’ve copied every fotm YouTube stock perfectly.
Buy high sell low right?
Asts is a dumpster fire
Why you so obsessed with short people. Did a short guy steal your girl
how u going to show them ur dick if ur short
*"Welcome baconography, to Alibaba!*\n\n*Click the link below to confirm your account."*\n\nClicks link. Logs in.\n\n*"Your account account has been locked due to unusual activity"*\n\n \nPuts on BABA
De minimis at this point
Yes, you need to be under 5’4 to have a chance as a femboy.
More like Down
Im taller than you and could beat up ur dad
aww. thats cute.
I need this hat in my life
Those early investors need to sell up their shares an fuck up institutional and retail investors
You are so overly concentrated in ai tech that you're going to get obliterated if something goes wrong
Imagine being 6’+ and still can’t get the poos and have no money?
Because the only AI that can be trusted for retail use has 3 extra chromosomes, once it can be regulated and controlled it will be in every single part of life.
I like what I’m seeing
You will lost her
So you bought silver at all time high?
☀️: I'm still hur, I ain't going nowhur. Bet you won't come outside. Bet you won't come outside.
To shreds you say
like a Bill Cosby sleepover.
Lame. You could have just bought VOO and chilled instead of actively "trading" at this point
That Sandisk position looking like it needs a prayer. At least you have a exit plan for the meme stuff instead of diamond handing to zero.
Meanwhile Chinas releasing all these proprietary models for free, well worse than free really, open source so anyone can just use it willy nilly.
Send photos of her tits please. Need to see.
Fair question, but SPVs don’t automatically mean Enron. Project finance has used SPVs for decades in infrastructure, energy, real estate, aircraft etc. The real question is whether liabilities are being hidden or risks misrepresented. \nAnd calling AI a “random number generator” avoids the bigger point. If companies are getting real productivity gains from AI, demand for compute is real regardless of how the data centres are financed. \nI’m happy to debate whether AI infrastructure is overbuilt. I just don’t think “SPV = Enron” proves it.
I have a 1" cock does height matter for me?
But look at your long term gains though. Silver lining.
I see no 0DTE or weekly SPY calls?
They’ve been saying since 2020 lol
Someone actually read their Sally, Dick and Jane books in school!!
DiCaprio's finest work ngl
Height doesn't matter as long as you've got at least a 6" cock.
Mores law halted and also is going at double speed according to Jenson.
you keep fomoing in when most of the move happened already, also you're 1 bad AI earnings report away from getting your port nuked
Pepperoni for women, dime for guys. \nObviously.
Can I get some projections on the prevanue by the preekend?
What does Valium feel like?
Says who?
Yep. The big fish will survive any bubble collapse if it were to happen. The white collar cognitive regression is already in place. People won’t be able to go back to remembering how to actually do things manually.
The internet ballooned productivity, doesn't mean it wasn't a bubble.  The more groundbreaking the higher chance of a stock bubble.
Short cope
Depends, im a top 5% earner in my country with solid physique so its not that hard. The hard thing is when does dating move from that to relationship but doable i guess
spoderman returns when you need him the least
> dividend companies.\n\nThose don't exist no. What you do have are profitable companies, giving a dividend each year, based on what they earn. A dividend that is pointless as it is just a forced sale every year. \n\nThose companies notably.....don't have an experation date, and remain valuable. \n\nWhat you tried to point out aren't companies with shareholders at all. With a fixed expiration date, you won't have any stock, as that has no point. You would have bonds, promising yearly payments, for a fixed price. With bond rates that can change. \n\nBut it won't be shares as shares.....don't make sense it that structure. Who's going to buy......?
Short
GPU are maybe the fastest depreciating assets out there, I wouldn't touch these with a stick.
Height doesn’t matter that much as long as you’re like 5’ 9. You just can’t look child like
Cisco is a better example... given that Cisco dropped from 77 dollars at the peak to 17 dollars and took 20 years to regain that loss.\n\nThe Internet is doing great now, but Im not waiting 20+ plus years to get my money back.\n\nI keep on seeing "AI is just beginning" comments. Yes it is, doesnt mean that investors arent going to loss their shirts as the AI economy is getting build, because history has told us whether it is the railroads, electricity and the internet... Massive early investments are dangerous and people can lose 80% of their money even when the tech is ground breaking, ask Cisco investors at $77.
Spending the weekend upvoting all of the AI content on YouTube. It feels good to support this emerging technology.
I've been giving an absolute fuckton of thought to this.\n\nThe AI boom is absolutely nowhere near where it's going to be. It's going to easily dwarf the internet revolution and the social media revolution by orders of magnitude.\n\nThe problem is not actually going to be the pathway for AI utilization - which is so easily clear - and the monetization, which is less clear, but it'll happen.\n\nWhat is going to be revelatory is the impact this is going on have on jobs and the economy. So many jobs out there are jobs that AI will displace almost fully. People who relied on arcane knowledge, and digital work will be unemployed. That's going to shatter the economics of markets and societies. Things like consultants, the tech sector, accounting, HR, policy writing, marketing, things that involve virtually no physical work, have a basis in knowledge, and don't require direct responsibility or accountability can be replaced .... today. That's a huge chunk of the working population. When they don't have jobs anymore, what do they do? That'll lead to a massive depression the likes of which society has never seen. That'll take down the market - and NVDA with it.
Calls
Came here thinking it was a joke
Whole tiddy, just one big areola
r u ugly
buy on margin like a pro
heard some tool call his dog a "dog daughter" and now I wonder how much he gets fucked I'm the ass by his wife's BF
If you are a man under 6 foot give up and transition to a women
Oil doesn’t run the world. Memory does.
Baccarat
okay loser gay! good for you
My point is that AI compute demand may be much bigger than we currently imagine, especially once machines and AI agents become major consumers of compute, not just humans
Yeah the actual useful economic life is probably closer to 3 years. After 3 years they're worth like, idk 20% of their original? So I could see an argument for 4 or 5 years if you really want to stretch it. 6 years is probably pushing it beyond any reasonability. I'd imagine the burnout rate at 6 years is comfortably over 50% and the power consumption compared to the new generation chips likely renders them negative value.
if random number generators aka AI are such glorious ASSets, why Google and Co don't keep them in the books, instead investing via various shady Bubble LLL special purpose vehicles?
Crude is about to open at 150$ dollars a barrell
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Stop it
Most Redditors still act like AI is useless and all hype. It’s insanely delusional
The cash and FCF are exactly why the Enron comparison makes no sense. Growth slowing someday is almost certain — every company eventually slows. But “growth will slow” and “the company is a house of cards” are completely different arguments.
I'm a loser gay
He told me to use pre-emergent weed control applications wherever possible.
I've actually lost the least amount of money with options.\n\nMost of my losses are from forex and futures.
Lmao bro doesn’t know about dividend companies.
you're absolutely right! no one will ever have a desire for more from this point onward in human history! we've already done all there is to be done! this is the peak! \n\n\ni've actually never met someone this dumb before, so it's an honor.
Haha
Haha
It’s better you had profit than looses 😂
She’s mid!
They'll just "roll it over"
AOC is single again. If I smash this thot, I will let you guys know inside information before the market
guys anyone bought NBIS?
Thanks for posting this bud. Lost about $1.5-2 grand trying to scalp 1-4 DTE spreads last week, and sold too many ITM calls thinking the market will give back some of the gains it made the week prior.\n\nYour post made my inner bear feel a little better.
Google $CSCO. Go to Max. See that? Ok, good. Carry on.
yes pls! wash it
I'm compelled: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c91XUyg9iWM
Why have projections or total addressable market when you can dilute shares.
lowkey wondering if aehr is gonna pull an sndk they seem to be a sleeper pick
It’s not that hard. Be hot be funny
Woaw Ai is so cool, it can make people with down syndrome. Truly, this is advanced technology worth trilloins
You are all retarted\n\n
OHIOOOOOO
May I wash it?
Yeah with the top 1% commenter flair.
Is there a difference?
has Michael Burry ever had a good recommendation
It's wild that someone found a bug in a specific cold wallet that allowed for them to be siphoned
are you for real? name me 1 source.
Looks like a flat week
Haha 🤣
Lol, 5 minutes per position per week is on the extreme low end of what you should be allocating. A full time professional l/s trader with more alpha would be spending 60 hours on a similar sized book. My book is very thematic and beta-heavy, but I can assure you the time-savings are real. \n\n > That doesn't sound like magic though it just sounds like an aggregation of data. \n\nYou thought the magic part was the data aggregation? \n\n> You're like the only person who's actually given a response \n\nUse it. Try it. Build something.\n
I Want to Rope but Cannot Reach
That's not Wendy's, that's Handy's.
I’m starting to realize “dating” is a total scam bruh lol
we got missiles flyin around, six from Hormozgan providence, iran four hours ago. launches were directed towards the strait.
so much BTC does sailor announce he sold on Monday? lol what a scammer. everyone who bought has losses now
Haha \nI wrote this .. Just helped by AI \nI wanted to write more
you mean trading??
Nobody cares about FCF lmao they want what they can't have
AI bubble gonna pop
Work
Agree 100%. Knowledge work is being transformed. Programmers aren't writing code anymore. It's a revolution
AI has yet to have made any meaningful boost to productivity\n\nAnecdotes and idea are fun, but it ain't gonna pay the bill\n\nNVDA is more like Cisco, yes its here to stay but it might take you 25 years to get a return on that investment
continues growing at same rate: https://imgur.com/a/uHmDcOf\n\ngrows from 9b to 100b in a year, then to 200b in another 18 months: https://imgur.com/a/GIZ60Bz\n\nfrom 9b to 100b, then stays flat: https://imgur.com/a/JTJdLkZ\n\nso what they are assuming is pretty moderate growth after seeing a crazy increase. i think its more likely they are undershooting than overshooting here considering.
> and you think that WONT impact the economy?\n\nNope, ZERO impact. As you need to think about it. If someone is more productive, in what would they be more productive in. If they make more, who the hell needs even more, who the hell is paying for that? Nobody. The world works on slow growth, which exists. \n\n> but what you described would be the single greatest productivity gain the world has seen since the industrial revolution.\n\nAnd there will be absolutely nothing to revolutionize. The industrial revolution was great in that we could finally meet the demand of the masses. Here we have already done that. AI can only do that cheaper, as there simply isn't a market for much more. \n\nIt's great for companies as they can be run cheaper, but then what......? That's the entire economic value. There's no value after that. There's nothing to produce MORE. What is google going to do by being 10x more productive? nothing. What's an accounting firm going to do by being 10x more productive? nothing.
You lost it by being retarded. Don't blame animals
Haha Sorry \nHad to rant
gAi
Can't fake cash in the bank and massive FCF lol. Eventually customers will grow tired of nvda and growth will slow, when it does NVDA share price will collapse like a house of cards.
You might be interested in my latest Kafka inspired novel, The Retard.
Interesting how the good numbers always seem to leak 🤔
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Enron would be ten trillion market cap in this market
find love in a hopeless place
Completely different, enron hid the off balance sheet debt, these companies put it on page 238. They are not hiding it just putting it someplace nobody actually reads.
Agreed 100%. Anti AI people have no idea what they are talking about and have no idea what’s coming.\n\nThere is no AI bubble. The party is just getting started and AI companies are going to be the most important companies in the world. This is just the beginning of a revolution
I'm not saying it didn't work out for you, but assigning positive EV to any action taken on meme stocks from vibes is a fool's errand. You have no idea which players are out there and how they're playing and in what size. Just be careful out there
Switching models is not hard. Anthropics is going to lose as AI companies price themselves down against good enough free Chinese models.\n\nThe only way anthropics wins is by innovation.
Iv is crazy and without call I can’t decide direction lol
Hahaha de
With all the AI slop posted on here (like this post) maybe you’re right. It’s in the beginning stages.
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Begone thot
My ass smells of filth and dirt
This texas heat ain't no joke boa
Go back to your sex bot hole
The only actual data we have seen is showing inference as not profitable.
Fair. If you want to connect on those options plays just LMK. Been trading critical minerals for a while now.
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When you lose 20k on options buying just shares sounds a lot better lol
This is such a mind-blowing revelation that I never took into account! The machine learning costs are already bad but I didn't realize that it gets worse. Buckle up 😨.
They are also usually working a dead end job, mad at everything in society, negative portfolio returns and severely underperforming the market while lamenting everything for going wrong 😂😂
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> Most companies fail to realize that growth has an endpoint and that’s OK.\n\nNo, it's simply not how companies work. It CANNOT work like that. Companies need to grow, or there are no shareholders.\n\nYou cannot say that you are valued based on 200 billion a year in revenue, and then that being only for a couple years at most. Then you don't get any investments, and nobody is able to recoup their investments. Their valuation is based on PROFITS of many many many many many many billions, which there aren't going to be. \n\nThere is no money in AI in a few years, it's impossible. There is no value that more expensive models offer that justify the cost difference between that and.......essentially free open source models. And that doesn't need some kind of crazy tech revolution. It just needs.......time. All the money is in training models, and that same model can be trained faster and cheaper.
Fuck, I didn't realize I'm in the TED Talk sub.
Openai is definitely a scam
Get that hormussy
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Tap tap tap. Is this thing on?\n\nI said GULF OF IRAN
You should get into breast cancer survivors
sounds like puts
Pencil lead. Not pencil eraser, I mean to point of the very sharp lead tip.
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gum drop
At this rate with Iran strategically kicking 🥭s ass, Gulf of Mexico cum Gulf of America may be Gulf of Iran by EOY with all this winning.
I wanna get rich bro 🙁
Im a certified ladies man.
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bros clasping hands gif, text "hating corn fucks, bulls and bears"
Some of you guys don’t have a real life outside of this sub and it shows lol
Angie In NOK calls
Lol, yeah, subsidized ai use with the companies taking significant losses is already being financially scrutinized. I’m sure that bodes well for its future when these companies have to raise the cost🙄
They aren't. This is ARR which can easily be manipulated e.g. get several big customers to sign contracts in a single month and front-load the entire contracts on that month's revenue, then multiply by 12 for ARR.\n\nI have no doubt their revenue is up substantially but ARR means nothing.
Dime
Make sure to tip your brokerage after each big win
Babe I owe J.P. Morgan $326k
Don’t open de casino
We’ve had revenue, yes, but what about second revenue?
Dinner plate
Short people must be so strong mentally to not have ended it all
The art of trading (options)?
What the fuck am I supposed to be doing?
Look, if spacex can hold its valuation, why not Antropic
Yeah you learn to switch from being the developer of a program to being the developer of a system that writes programs.\n\nI don’t view it much differently than the career transition my father went through. He was a carpenter who loved building things, then became a superintendent managing construction sites. Didn’t have much use for his tool belt the back half of his career.\n\nAI kinda lets individuals become their own mini superintendent of their own projects
BUY\_TO\_OPEN or SELL\_TO\_OPEN ? The trading bot wants to know?
Stop being a pussy and just eat it b
I bought Nov calls Friday. Hope to get a little pump next week so i can sell if it get to 355-360ish.
Got them all, it just highlights how important it is to have alternative card payment options now
“Investing” 🤣
It can be fun when the bear rage is more focused. McDonalds is a perfect example. Fuck McDonalds right now.
What's the point of bringing this overvaluation discussion then? Everyone's prediction is correct at any arbitrary timeline. There's only one way to prove the thesis man.
I realized a $200 loss last week and it still keeps me up at night.
Planning on donating another 900$ in the coming week.
It is what it isn't.
Even market hours you only really have from 11-12 and 1-3
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Were they otm or itm calls on the daye you you bought?
Pepperoni areolas vs dime size?
Fair enough. Wasn’t aware of the movie. By random, I simply mean it came across my feed with no input from me.
Are the yippy corn fucks still in here this afternoon?
What if you don't like chicken or chickens in general
lol
boss really expects me to eat a burrito, scratch my balls, and log into Clash Royale... all in the span of 30 minutes??
You have to understand the three angles to refute the ridiculous amount of hype:\n\nFunding Craze and why it's regarded, where investors stand now\n\nThe issues with the model architecture itself, which makes them expensive and not reliable. Doesn't mean they're useless though\n\nThe power grid issues in the US\n\nIt's all so fucked and it's fucking annoying replying to a psychosis bot who goes: "it will get better, faster, stronger," being totally okay with the exponential training costs (OPEX NOT CAPEX) of the models which are leading to rapid diminishing returns.
Phrasing.
Okay I’ll bite.
the house always wins
Ivanka's Passage. It's slick, wet, and there's a good chance you'll explode.
Yea I prefer pink pussy and areolas over brown pussy and areolas
Nvidia needs companies selling tokens.
https://preview.redd.it/kj1tpspzmljh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c62a5c9948f794d1570e3af91fc55986687a3d0\n\n \nSays the loser holding cash
Ireland is a pathetic country whose economy depends on illegal tax fraud. Your median income, gdp are all artificially inflated and completely dependent on us tech and pharma companies evading tax. Your average civilian doesn't benefit from it and are poorer than rest of Europe.\n\nOnce us closes tax fraud, your country will be back to being backwaters
The Metals Company might be interesting with this.\n
Big booty white latinas
For everything else there’s\n\nMaster~~bait~~card
inference is profitable for the AI labs. training the model, no. but it's costing the AI provider $100, not $15k. \n\nno offense but if you have no idea what you're talking about don't comment.
Yeah I wasn’t aware of the movie. Makes sense how it came across my feed then.
The strait of America
That’s a lot of money to be trading on Robinhood
Goat wife simulator.
I FUCKING HATE EGGS TOO BRO
I remember how quickly everyone ditched Zoom. Companies can switch platforms on a dime; ultimately I think the ones affiliated with bigtech companies will win.
I wanna short every company with upcoming earnings calls, I swear they always drop no matter how well they crush it.
I’m Gucci.👌🏻
>The only thing fries need is potatos and oil.\n\nIf you ever try In n Out fries you'll find it's more complicated than this. Don't know how a chain can drop the ball so hard.
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Ok Drake
Gonna plan my next vacation for a week on the coast of SoH, now that we own it.
Keto and carnivore diets, while they may seem good at first have long lasting and painful repercussions. When you end up with cancer in your intestines don’t blame destiny or fate
Seek help brother, it’s not too late
This is not Iraq
If you hate unions and strikes wait until the sole provider of your workforce decides to jack up the prices, and cuts you off if you refuse to pay.
God damn you people are broken! I’m just here to verify I’m making the right call with index funds and my 401k. You deliver everytime!
I feel confident saying that there will be no September launch from that fuckup company.
😂😂😂
Why? I just prefer my pasty white girls 😆 lmao
This is just not true. Where did you get tthis information?
Cloud computing doesn’t need near as much capacity to operate. It’s why they were tripping over their dicks to build datacenters until they started pushing ai.
Refinance where, Michael?
'Investing'
OAI absolutely has models internally that’s far ahead than what’s available. OAI actually isn’t behind Anthropic at all, despite all the hype surrounding Mythos.
Don't buy asts. Predatory, lying management.
Shorts are expensive and subject to being wiped out even if they are correct in the long run. Your demand is silly.
I feel exactly the same. I used to love coding, always had pet projects where I spent hours building stuff with nice design patterns and all, felt always proud about them - but strangely I don’t miss any of that. Now I take joy in the fact I can virtually build anything, and I find my dose of challenge into maintaining the harness that makes it maintanable.
🥭 says he will soon declare the Strait of Hormuz "territory of the United States." Why didn't he do that sooner?!\n\nNo war, free oil and now we can charge a fee TO iran for oil. THE TRIFECTA... or as some people may know it, THE ART OF THE DEAL. \n\nSPY 1k...or 100...iono.
Arnie from what’s eating Gilbert grape? That’s the Gen Z boy mascot
https://preview.redd.it/yjmj29orlljh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=384de91e9dff2bf79295581dd963a720ca9604b3\n\n \nStarting investing after I got laid off a month ago. Had to learn a few hard lessons after losing almost 50 percent, but I turned it around. Hopefully your chart can make a reversal
Yep, nobody knows. The one thing they do have in common tho is that they do eventually fall over. Notice how I lost \~12k on my initial bet. I had to roll the position. It be like that sometimes.
I take omega 3 liquid most days, I use heavy whipping cream as my creamer. Since I eat beef, most of my b vitamins are covered, then I take magnesium, vitamin c and vitamin d at home. I also put some milk in my coffee and I also add in some salt and potassium
I'm due for a rewatch of Silicon Valley lol
This is a dumber comment than anything a hertz bot ever spewed.
Nutrition is easy. Just eat chicken, rice, and yams with a couple servings of fruit and veggies
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I love potato wedge fries but they are getting rare so I must be the odd one
Bubble butt white girls over big booty Latinas all day.
hate people who are so sure spacex is overvalued yet have no shorts...post short or stfu
Lumber Liquidators
bruh we need 24/7 markets
It's not going anywhere and lotta guys have been buying. BRK added something like $16b last quarter.\n\nIt's a risk of vol decay / drag holding GGLL, yes. I'm comfortable with it tho
I planned to buy NFLX Monday but you all making me nervous with this comments
It’s spelt lose not loose
The only thing fries need is potatos and oil. Hell, grow your own potatos. Cut them up, spray some oil, add some salt and seasoning, you’re ready.
Your arteries and intestines are fucked, you’ll end up with diabetes, heart disease and colorectal cancer. Nothing you said has omega 3, or HDL’s, and coffee and creamer are sugar bombs, and you’re not getting any complex carbohydrates for sustainable normal human performance. Not to mention taking vitamins doesn’t always ensure you’re getting enough or the ones you need. “A little veggies” is not enough veggies
My ass hair is out of control.
Nicely done! There were like 10 bots that hit the frontpage all at the same time - and I didn't see all that activity show up on the options chain - so I wagered at least some of them were fake. That's a MAJOR red flag that somethings gonna fall.\n\nMaybe they were real & I just missed it tho
They will easily attain this. Real number will be like 400-500 billion with over a trillion and a half in 2028
MS and Amazon literally changed on their reporting that GPUs last from 4 years to 6 years. It is INSANE the amount of leg work you need to do to understand how all the "super smart software companies" are playing a game on the American Public and investors.
and you will pay for your ignorance later
Money printer go brrrr????? Our money is worthless.
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Been in and out of GGLL a few times, but Googl is more of a long. It can go a long period in a narrow range. Not that I'm buying much here unless it drops below 300.
You should have at least one card per major payment circuit. One Visa, one Mastercard, one AmEx.
Ur mom already maxxes mine
I have a farm with 25 roosters
ZIM⁠ management literally canceled the earnings call. Is it even worth playing ?
Quit talking crypto. It was taken over by finance bros and a corrupt President. It’s a shell of its former self.
Weekend bers, gotta love them
Why be a bear when the market historically goes up far more than it goes down?
Literally started farting in pulses as I lol'd
You’ve got the wrong stock haha. It should’ve been NBIS instead of NBIZ. NBIS is +49,77% in the past 5 days 🚀 (Not in my portfolio though lol)
Lol just say you’re broke
yall ever tried cockmaxxing.
tech bros said that is Jevons paradox sir
Tell that to my space stocks
When the kiddos went to bed last night there were adult conversations on how the size of the market doesn't exist for what is needed for the AI labs to profit. Every single aspect of this bubble has red flags, and yet they are ignored because of the hype.
what about portfoliomaxxing
We have a bunch of idiots in here saying shit like starlink is for people who live in the woods and just use your cellphone for internet bro.\n\n\nLiterally idiots and ignorant or both lol. So many of the largest industries including mine are being completely changed by starlink. A simple google search would show this, but nope. These redditards learn all their news from reddit and tiktok.
Bro mad because OP made money lmao
You lose as soon as you buy. \n\nYou don't gain until you sell.
Hail Libertas
Beautiful. Can you spread it wider so I can see everything?
Businesses are integrating anthropic into their entire dev business cycles. It’s not a bubble and not going away anytime soon. \n\nThe tech might get more efficient and memory , etc might be a temporary shortage but it’s not a bubble.
Looksmaxer=short
Ur not learning shit, ur copy and pasting ai slop
What was it before the Mods took it down?
Investors in a lull. not knowing the rug is coming.
> Doesnt that ultimately lead to big problems in 10-20-30 years\n\nmore like 1-2-3 years because skills atrophy nearly immediately and new talent won't even get the chance to learn and the slop is impossible to read
Thir food is trash and I’m not even fancy. If they had crappy fries they wouldn’t even exist
Why am I trying to learn to write code in hope that I can have AI do better market research than me
Stocks will go to infinity because the USD will become worthless lmao
That is true in every way, and thats why i am concerned that in a decade of relying on agents as both code generators and potentially supervisors the pool of extremely good engineers will keep declining.
I did the same thing but the opposite. Bought when down then sold at the top. Congrats we both profited off volatility. 😂
There is a little bit, but it's fairly small. Compare the charts of GGLL vs GOOG over the last 5 years. The vol decay is baked into the price, so you don't have to worry about it too much\n\nimo the cost / risk of it is cheap relative to upside. GGLL's basically doubled google, and has the downside protection that straight leverage (without reset) doesn't offer.
Well that’s the thing. If it works then it works, great. If it doesn’t then the ticking timebomb is lit
Not really. It is mostly hype
It's called a trials bike (urban MTB).
So no volitality decay?
And declare 10% ownership of Mastercard for the US government
You should lol. Bonds are horrible investments, especially when the admin has shown they will bail out equities if shit hits the fan, at the expense of inflation + bonds.\n\nCash is trash, don't hold any.
When you find it let me know
Imagine having to looksmaxx lol just admitting ur actually ugly
the float was low. not the valuation
Bagholder spotted\n\nOr whatever the automod says
Coding is the one that’s brought up all the time because it’s the area that AI is best at, it’s where AI is genuinely disruptive. It’s also where most of anthropics revenue is coming from by my understanding, their enterprise software development toolkit is industry leading. It’s also one of the areas where inference can get ***really*** expensive.
I agree I use Claude code all day every day for work, but ChatGPT is better for general use like product research. I really like the Claude CoWork automation stuff though, I have several daily things running like telling me about new Mango investment opportunities.
Can someone explain to a Finnish person that why a company called LYFT has a P/E ratio of 2.5x ?
You are paying $200/mo. But it is costing your AI provider probably $15k per month to deliver the compute to you. Do we see the problem here?
Hottest handie in town
FINE I'LL JUST REFINANCE
Hi Jamal, while you were there with GoonSquadCommand’s wife, I was there with your wife. I’ll be over again on Monday.
Saas and webdev junior tasks - probably. Basically what you would rent a Indian to do
$NFLX is going to moon
Bingo! Dino DNA.
Which indicators?
😂
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Need NFLX to pump
You pay for a probabilistic linguistic machine that confidently shits out the wrong info 20-80% of the time depending on the field.
GGLL - or just GOOGL.\n\nGGLL is double leveraged with daily reset - similar to TQQQ but less leverage and more concentration.
It's all gonna crash sooner or later. The SpaceX projections and "addressable market" BS was like reading some sci-fi novel. People are gonna look back and ask - what were these people thinking?
anything is exploitable … they just used roblox because thats where kids hang around at the moment. In my opinion roblox is one of the better things for kids if you already giving them device. They have multiple games mostly free not spammed with ADs like crazy, if you keep an eye sometimes what your kids is doing there and quide them , it is completely safe and fun. Sure there is mindless brainrot games and lots of stupid ass boarder line stuff but my kids had nothing but great fun and great connection with they friends when they can play together sometimes
If you short, just short specific stocks. I shorted USO at 130. Shorted $CAR at 693 all the way to 150. It can work you just have to know what to short. Never short the indexes
My potronus
And I lost 25k being a bull
Sell covered calls.
Crypto meme is dead, retail participation is next to 0. Only bagholders remain. Move on
In all seriousness go talk to a reputable financial advisor and set yourself up for life, do not listen to these goofballs
True there is 🥭 element of surprise for a lotto call
What stocks you guys buying rn for long term? Other than Aerotyne and ASTS/RKLB..
Think ima write some calls Monday
What app is that?
It's here I thought.
strait of trump
Anyone got a link to the discord where the next meme stock gets elected?