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| Imagine being the person who writes his tweets. That bro is about to retire and buy a epstein island when his term ends. |
| Priced in. |
| Found the 🐻 ^ |
| Happens to the best of us |
| What is her next project ! I am interested |
| Motley fool says they are a breakout company that could be the next "big thing" |
| I grabbed 7/27 $108 for $7 |
| Fat cats of Wall Street will target your account for even putting that out there.\n\nYou cooked yourself there. |
| Am I dumb for buying SNDK puts today? |
| https://preview.redd.it/jdwc68zz3seg1.jpeg?width=1575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bc6c5fc9abe2512b59e3b134b7f89f16e110125 |
| https://preview.redd.it/gnkxpx204seg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=393b46383ab9359a226403922d8498183d411af1 |
| i retract my statement |
| Nice |
| In the movie she was so hot lol |
| would not |
| If TQQQ hits 60 by eow, I will have financial freedom for the rest of my life. Please god, I pray and beg, more than you know. |
| Stupid, yes. But how is it illegal or unconstitutional? \n\n>>The constitution gives taxation powers to the legislative branch\n\nRight and the legislative branch took that power, turned around, and passed a bunch of laws over the years saying the president can just add/remove tariffs at his discretion as long as he says certain random completely subjective magic words like "national security".\n\nPrecisely everyone could guess that it would inevitably result in some future president wielding tariffs for his own personal benefit. And here we are today, in said future.\n\nIf you think this is bad, wait until you find out they did the exact same thing with the legislative branch's power to decide when the US goes to war. |
| Oh hey, I’ve seen this script before |
| Sometimes in the mist of drug fueled experiences new ideas emerge. |
| ty |
| So you're saying there's a chance? |
| I believe in Nana and her magical generational wealth granting properties. |
| When are the stupid bears gonna learn TACO isn’t just something delicious to eat? |
| Was bulls too. Very embarrassing. Nobody here has any balls. |
| I'm going to Ouija her later. |
| Congrats just don’t get used to these types of moves , they happen occasionally |
| HIMS is clearly just a trading stock. Within 12 months, it's gone $65 to $25 to $65 to now $28 |
| Puts. |
| Bruh |
| Yeah you don’t have a girlfriend |
| lol so Europe caved, Denmark gave away territory |
| I suspect any dips will be bought. Its a state sponsored company now. Got the freaking US gov backing it. For the next 3 years anyway. |
| Oo nice I will take a look 🤝 |
| Umm.. you must haven't seen this yet, don't know how true tho \nhttps://youtu.be/C1pHv6FP78A?si=ad2NUUxBHHTh-b3u |
| The bears where soo convinced we where going to have a war with NATO lmfao 🤣 |
| my hero, thanks brother |
| Rat queen |
| **NFT Hot** |
| If you’re a gay ber and you kno it you won’t win\n \nIf you’re a gay ber and you kno it you don’t win\n \nIf you’re a gay ber getting gashed in grab your ankles and get blasted \n\nIf you’re a gay ber and you kno it sit and spin |
| Username checks out |
| I have been watching it since CK died because Nick was everywhere when I’d never heard of him or Rumble prior. I bought calls yesterday after FOMO when it got to like 13 |
| Same and it keeps rising….. |
| Every time I have sex with my girlfriend she queefs out of her ass |
| If you compete against musk you will lose. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5dyk7tit3seg1.jpeg?width=108&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a4873537c121379b820915b54a70a543457f42a |
| Daughter? |
| 200 % of portfolio ≠ 200 % margin. |
| Told you guys yesterday he 100% will 🌮 today!\n\n\nMaybe I should play an option here or there tho 🤔 |
| Mhmmm |
| Are you kidding me? This clown is part of the WEF agenda.\n\nHe's either wearing those sunglasses because his eyes are red from coke or his wife beat him up again. |
| Lmao damn bro.. that hurts. 🙁 \nYou on the logistics side? |
| Didn't get cupcakes at the store after looking at them. Now at home 2 hours later and regretting it. I guess it's healthier this way, but I mean, berry chantilly cupcakes have some fruit 'n' stuff. 👐 |
| Bro we have Greenland. Let this shit moon and keep your mouth shut fuck |
| I feel like we broke a bone, let it set badly, and now we need to have it re-broken |
| Last I saw Danish parliament told pants shittier to fuck off. Doesn't sound like a deal. Another chud |
| https://preview.redd.it/yxd60hro3seg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61aba7ff7e745746b4cb195d5d03c121557f5ad4 |
| i didnt know SD cards were a very lucrative business. |
| Fucking loser |
| Bro gooned and mooned the stock market with a sheisty mask on. Then ran off with the bag.. classic |
| Ah yes, I'm the ceo of google but now my biggest market is mostly dead and the few people that live are starving |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 690.84906 before 22-Jan-2026 03:14 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Not really 😂 |
| I dip in and dip out of calls but I still have 1/2 my shares |
| Bring back the good old days when everyone in here was calling each other faghs and regards |
| I was playing with $1200 the past few days on 0dte calls and literally the day I don’t I coulda made 200k. I’m down 30k too fuckin smh |
| Banks started to drop those debts and he said never mind 😂 |
| The truth is out there, Mulder. |
| Bers angy and downvoting everything lmaooo |
| TACO |
| Brilliant |
| What strike and expiry are you eyeing? |
| My man…. run outta that casino like you robbed it. |
| Might be a little late to hop on that train buddy. Maybe not, maybe it is. Only time will tell…. |
| FUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKED |
| big bootie latina said hi to me today. Made my day |
| The return of T.A.C.O.! 🤣 |
| He's basically the king of Schrodinger's assholes: everything is constantly both deadly serious and a joke/negotiation strategy until he figures out whether he can get away with it. |
| Base on? |
| The numbers mason.... |
| Yeah, but my calls expire next month. I guess I'm hoping for a TACO rally on Greenland. |
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| Bit more nuanced than that |
| Maybe |
| how does SNDK keep going up? |
| So its not TACO anymore its TOTO ? |
| yes, nasdaq (CHA)\n\nthey are a chinese (milk) tea franchise |
| If you bought in the year 2000 you're still in the red |
| Bought some SaNDusKy shares and puts today. It shall be eternally flat now. |
| Remember all the dumbass bers over the weekend screaming Armageddon? |
| Facts though |
| Hey, you forgot about the military. Most expensive, lethal military on the planet and the USA got wrecked via memaw and pawpaw through Facebook. \n\nEnemy nations didn't need to fire a single shot, just corrupt the stupid Americans. |
| Wtf is this shit |
| We almost got Greenland |
| TACO TACO TACO |
| Yea honestly never thought I would be looking at Netflix calls but here I am. They are dirt cheap |
| 1 out of 3 ain't bad |
| This shit is becoming almost predictable… |
| Maybe we should listen to the “A” in TACO 🌮 |
| for now... |
| I went and downvoted because I wanted to |
| His TACO was delayed by a day due to a badly soiled diaper |
| I am proud to announce I've been invited to the president's "Board of Peace" 💪\n\nWait, what's that?\n\nCorrection: "Board of Piss" |
| Man, you wanna let me help you ship some of that? |
| Jacked to the TITS on SLV calls after that random fake drop today LOL |
| And yet they’ll pay their life savings to be smuggled across the desert to live amongst us. |
| Trading sober would be rough |
| You wish you could afford an iPhone? Don’t feel bad for not being able to get the hottest set of wheels. I’m sure you have a beater that still gets around with at least one working speaker |
| I commented on someone being prejudice towards all down syndrome people by calling them "sweet", but you are coming back with "generally happy"?\n\nPick a lane and get back to me. |
| TACO |
| TACO |
| So you buying RDDT next? |
| I love orange man, but he is predictable. loaded up on SOXL yesterday |
| I read a post like that, I think AI has definitely surpassed some meat guys in intelligence |
| Almost 2 weeks of profitable trading now. But i know better than to feel confident until i have 2 months under my belt |
| 1/15/27 NFLX 80 call LEAPS gonna print... picked one up today for 16.90 |
| Bought intel at 36 sold it at 40🥀 |
| So a $300 call woulda been 54k? Fuck I hate myself more lol |
| AMD just don’t give a fuck lmao |
| I’m going to try to the buy low sell high method for once. I’ve tried everything else. Sounds regarded I know. |
| I know some stuff... Enough to be dangerous. Here's some tidbits.\n\n\n1. Don't try to recreate this post. Op spent over 80k on options that expired today.\n\n2. Read up on tastytrade and investopedia\n\n3. Know your max loss and decide if that's OK before entering your trades. Manage risk. |
| $Bcc I work there |
| 🌮 TACO 🌮 😋 😆 |
| What did he say |
| TACO. Again |
| RKLB and ASTS investors: 🧍♂️🧍♂️🧍♂️ |
| wonder how much this works to offset them just being expensive af to repair/insure |
| NFLIX going to fly !! |
| Is this what we’re calling insider trading now? If so count me in |
| It was the Calls at the close after all.\nWe have concept of a plan |
| Tacooooooooo |
| Diameter, sure |
| If you still fall for his Tareefs, you deserve to sug deek behind wendys |
| Not much else to go off of |
| Because I have a gambling addiction |
| Haha oh shit.. god speed friend. Maybe make sure you’ve got a full tank of gas in the car in case you gotta rough it out in there |
| Lemonade….crunchy ice! |
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| Asts dumped my port |
| I wonder how much Elon had to pay them and what bribes he had to offer their CEO. Seems like a good investment on Elon's part. Unfortunately for him, this only works until it doesn't and the data comes out. |
| Markets aren’t confident anymore. They have not had the bounce back that you’d hope for. |
| Yep, put all eggs in one basket, 50% chance you crash it, best risk management by Warren B. |
| Make it stop!! |
| I'm doing Loan, Loss and Liquidation. |
| Will INTC retrace? I’m shorting this mother of a hoe, DOWN BIGLY |
| The ones I had on my watchlist went up 18,000 % at one point fucking ridiculous the days I don’t do 0dte it goes bonkers |
| No |
| Uaa was $6 2 weeks ago and I was at $10k profit. Today is back to $6 and still same 10k profit |
| Literally, everything is a house of cards propped up by reckless speculation with massive inflationary pressures, but there's effectively ZERO chance that you can time any massive bearish shock, no matter how inevitable it may seem. |
| Damn turtles. When will they learn |
| Infinite money glitch |
| Congrats bro you deserve the win with such courage on 0dtes |
| Back and forth, back and forth. This guy has absolutely no idea what hes doing. |
| Trump says something. Stocks nose dive. 2-3 days later he takes it back and they shoot back up. I feel like everyone should know this by now |
| Correct. But some of the multipliers are mind boggling sometimes. |
| Umm.. you must haven't seen this, don't know how true tho \nhttps://youtu.be/C1pHv6FP78A?si=ad2NUUxBHHTh-b3u |
| so we just act like that never happened or what? |
| i got no idea... the NG ETFs were going bonkers today which is probably not encouraging for me not wanting to freeze, lol |
| Wonder if he taco’d cuz he knows Supreme Court will nix tariffs |
| Too late A-hole you just blew\n Up our spot .\nThe entire free world just shot America the bird |
| Was it Tuesday in the US? |
| >Those "0DTE" things are just high risk ultra leveraged contracts with multipliers that didn't exist back then.\n\nThose contracts have the same multiplier as any equity contract that existed 2 decades ago... You get the same gamma explosion on the last day of monthly options too. |
| Puts on the Carolinas. Raleigh was basically in flames when they last got a half inch. This weekend theyre expecting 5.\n\n\n5 inches is average right guys? |
| Trump's playing 3d geo politics, wants NATO to step up , sees Greenland as a stepping stone for conflict . Theats Greenland sovereignty , NATO steps up . Greenland safe from red block influences . . All smoke and mirrors , my two cents from the other side of the world 🌎 |
| words wont bring your money back |
| What do you mean sir? |
| I bought UNH & JNJ. The entire sector is due for a breakout. MRNA looks juicy but maybe too late. Lots of beatdown options IMO. |
| Leftwingers getting in line with MSM and social media ... So hard to try to keep WSB blue lmao |
| "concepts of a deal" |
| Thanks 🙏 , gonna go do some more DD on it |
| Justifying buying more stonks to Chat GPT as it continues to tell me the most “high IQ” move is to put 5k in VEU |
| US has a crazy man in control |
| Up 1.1k down 0.2k up 1.3k 🤷🚀 |
| Wait so what's the latest? I thought the NATO guy said they had some "deal framework" for Greenland? |
| Is why I hate cats\n\nThey love antifreeze and it kills them stone dead. So don't leave an uncovered dish of it out overnight. Please man, I am begging you. Do not do this ❌ |
| No it's not cheap, it'll be back at 50 once memory prices crash like they always do. |
| You'll be shitting icebergs for life! |
| Double-wide refrigerator boxes are the only way to go. |
| Idk, literally grabbed leaps and 100 shares when I saw the news earlier. Would love for someone to tell me wtf I bought and where it’s going |
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| https://preview.redd.it/kpnvznlf2seg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=bcf4b162a3a8a81af0fa5517199025c83adbd61f |
| Construction paper, scissors, and .... "Hey! Who ate all the paste?!?!?" |
| My boss (sorta) is listening to a Spanish news channel on the past two days. I can understand enough to know they're calling us retards. |
| still time to get $VG leaps |
| gg |
| LMAO |
| Youre not even wrong dude. Most of my sells have been at the bottom, and buys have been at the ATH. This is whack. |
| mate this is a high roller casino |
| Sooo everyone? |
| earned trust |
| Cook them both and share one with the cat, customary. |
Sources: \n\n nytimes.com www.nytimes.com  Trump says Greenland framework with NATO involves mineral rights for U.S. President Donald Trump said he reached a framework for a deal with NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte on Greenland. www.cnbc.com |
| You know the crypto bros are down bad when even the old intc bag holders get to shit on them too |
| The Trump and pump. |
| Who’s here doing Ladies, Liquor and Leverage? |
| Not really though. We never went red today just high green to low green |
| I think doomsday memes might be quite good. The last ones to see them will be quite pleased. |
| What was the % gain on your spx call on that pump? |
| bullish soy futures |
| you got lucky for 2 months--and then you didnt. part of gambling |
| Has TX done anything to prep the grid for ice and storms yet or are they still kickin that can down the road? |
| Lucky! |
| give it another few weeks for the next "tariffs" announcement, then buy calls after it tanks. |
| If you didn't make absolute bank today, I don't know what to tell you |
| I’m trying |
| that's my idea you fucking plagiarist |
| Early details emerge from the Greenland deal:\n\n(1) Involves "small pockets of land" for the US (source: NYTimes)\n\n(2) Timeframe: indefinite / "forever" (source: CNBC)\n\n(3) Mineral rights for US (source: CNBC)\n\n(4) Collaboration on the Golden Dome (source: CNBC)\n\n*^(Source links in comments)* |
| and the other hand, I just saw a guy who bought calls at market open and he down 30K and later in the afternoon turned it into 230k 😂\n\nyou were at 100% has exit liquidity.\n\npiece of advice buddy the markets are never obvious |
| Damn, you were that much in the money and you didn't close them???? |
| GOOG my precious❤️ |
| #Some of yall weren’t around for Donald Pump’s first term & it shows |
| Bought 20 shares at the peak, prepare for RSI 10 |
| People who trade based on Trump tweets and such are crazy. |
| 🤣 |
| like flies to a fresh pile of shit lol |
| Exactly. At this point, the market moving at all based on what he says is our fault, not his. |
| Genuinely need to learn how people do this! Congrats bro |
| banbet INTC 47 2d |
| Lol the number of deleted posts in this sub...like seriously how do you expect people to not be political when this is straight up political influence on the market in a very heavy handed way |
| Sandisk is still cheap af. Did you look at the valuation? |
| Jfc you think he won Greenland lmao gl man |
| FNMA FMCC gang, rise up |
| Fair enough |
| Straight up Gangsta! |
| My memory is shot, too much weed |
| It's kind of funny how conservatives glorify the founding fathers but they would clearly have supported the royalists in the American revolution.\n\nThey just hate the concept of protest. Which is ironic considering their idols |
| Paper hands |
| I'm not familiar with that company. Are they publicly traded? |
| No crying from PUTS. You know Trump’s playbook. He loved tacos. Yesterday was a -2% day and you stilll wanna hold puts. Not hindsight I had calls with for taco to happen. Kinda late but it came through.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5miy5d122seg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9be01f9872c2f09e4f228545e46ec9381ae45dcb |
| I literally do this with vix options. lol. |
| Sweet! I had a similar position, though I could only afford 3 calls, but still was able to pull in almost $1k profit! A win is a win, right? Congrats man! |
| wouldn't miss it for the world |
| Yea, take a look at space and quantum stocks. Profit taking always occurs after big run-ups. Its more about when that happens |
| I also downvote for funsies |
| I’m saying it like a pirate. |
| I did not get the memo and opened some puts. If they drift towards earnings I will trim and let a few for a free ride, if it already goes against tomorrow and Friday then I cut losses and move on.\n\nOpened the positions right after TACO delivered the news so the price was pretty good |
| If you dumped ASTS over the BO thing lol you didn’t read it well. It’s competition for the likes of Starlink for Business and has literally nothing to do with D2D. |
| To be fair, he shits himself and obviously doesn't understand the stuff coming out his mouth. He won't see a jail cell because he will likely get sent home as senile. |
| Back to futures grind |
| What company is this? |
| Got damn kicking myself for selling my puts at the tippy top |
| Man you must be really soft to hold on to this and even think about it |
| Tmc looking like the next random boom. Guess we’re going to war with the ocean |
| 🌮 |
| Tired of winning? |
| wtf |
| https://preview.redd.it/jlmrm4tw1seg1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4fcef18f341db749db85b4ce8f7feadc9205d92 |
| Been in that position with a tenth of the skin in the game, I can only imagine your anxiety rush. Glad it worked out for you my dude!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0pxlrnuw1seg1.jpeg?width=218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba4c1d1c81f6c95c3fbff038aec431f1a3be5897 |
| TMC calls |
| He also just prevented a 9th war by promising not to attack Greenland! /s |
| This is great gift |
| lol |
| You kiss your kindergarten teacher with that mouth? |
| Why not both? |
| ? |
| Shorting gold for tomorrow, I might go bankrupt faster |
| And my axe! |
| I tried shorting sndk today. Not smart |
| its all a big joke |
| Here for this. |
| The moment you sell, they'll skyrocket 💀 |
| on god no cap |
| The best kind of win in anything is by coincidence. |
| lol I had spy calls wait all day for taco and you over here dodging it… LMAO\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qtrlvbtr1seg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=186f03d280af2bebd11368fa4f6318ce9bb3f880 |
| you're stilll wrong. puts bagged today before reversal. |
| Saw that Trade Bazooka pointed at him and never minded. |
| Bond Vigilantes: Not so fast! |
| Wait until the new Fed Chair takes over, and hits control-P about 30 seconds after swearing in. You better be all-in at that point. |
| What r y gona do now ? |
| That doesn’t mean anything. Markets care about future earnings and FCF. |
| This would be awesome. Not for my finances, but for the amazing spectacle promised here. |
| Why? lol! |
| Fuck yes. Congratulations |
| Trump told it's not possible |
| Man, some of y’all are really bad cooks |
| Emmanuueeel 💖 |
| 😽 |
| I’ve got an idea of a framework for a trade…full port calls |
| But I'm also profitable and retarded. It takes one to know one. |
| I just added another downvote out of spite |
| Buy puts and let us know how it goes. |
| We'll see, clearly the US isn't a reliable trade partner |
| We kind of deserved what we get at this point. \n\nThree elections with this guy. Sometimes people have to touch the stove the realize that hot things hurt |
| Getting rid of ASTS and RKLB. They dragging me down, fr.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hvq7xq1l1seg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9112977aa4085e9b68e3917e2e5c54d1db62d79 |
| Well\n\nBig dip.\n\nCould go up, could go down. Could go sideways.\n\nYou could have just assumed he would taco like the rest of the world did. |
| Careful, berz are butthurt rn. |
| Best 0dte calls or puts for tomorrow???? |
| Full port sndk for 1 share or weekly rddt call? |
| Term limits. Career politician should not be a thing. Same for Supreme Court. |
| if you liked MU at 390 you'll love it after a split and then a run up to 390 again |
| The head of NATO told the dumb pig that they'd work out something for Greenland and Trump fell for it. Hilarious. |
| Not mine fam. I’m eating good today |
| He told you he would make a great deal with nato that everyone would be happy about and that it’s a good time to invest |
| https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/218089434/well-yes-outstanding-move-but-its-illegal |
| Who could have possibly seen this coming? I’m just some internet dope, and I was buying yesterday and this morning. Duh. |
| Jerome’s term expires soon and we about to have 0% rates |
| He reloaded all the way down faster than trumps tariff threats disappear |
| That's the thing though.\n\nYou have people like newstrom that are so popular, but they're so cookie cutter cardboard no they're not going to do anything. \n\nAnd you know this guy is going to win the primary because of enlightened centrism. \n\nPeople see crazy right wing governments and their solution is to become more right wing. |
| Who you looking at on the lumber front |
| https://preview.redd.it/8n54a5kf1seg1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ebc7a1f2f8c681bfca83aaea03972768d2a6b9f |
| It trades at a big premium compared to Micron, which is the standard atm |
| Man this guy is dumb. Hey pass the cheese flavored lard that makes my chest hurt, hope it's nothing because I can't afford the 100 gazillion dollar cheese-lard overdose treatment. Can you believe this guy? He's made billions off our backs while stepping on our necks and we do nothing, what an idiot. |
| Makes sense, and is in fact what happened |
| I'm sure we'll see this Greenland deal in the next couple weeks for 3 years. |
| Good morning |
| Nuuk Greenland. Why are they giving 🥭 ideas with these names? |
| SPX +3% tomorrow and I’ll stick Greenland up my ass |
| You should go to Wendy’s more often. Congratulations! |
| Neighbor cat left two birds on my porch this week. Thanks I guess 🤷🏻♂️ |
| 🤡🤡🤡 |
| That's beautiful, congratulations! |
| OSCR is an amazing buy rn |
| Aww him feelings got hurt \n\nGet out of the casino soft ass |
| What are you thinking |
| OHH man if they tell him he can call it that he will nut in his pants and sign the deal |
| Upgrade to windows 98 |
| I want to use the glitch but yeah worried just like you about it all of a sudden dumping |
| https://preview.redd.it/xjqv21ta1seg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b371bffa104d5409dfa3cec31e7af7bc3d34c7a |
| The stuff of dreams. Can we be friends? |
| wtf happened to this sub I’ve been gone for a few years |
| Not a millionaire but I am happy |
| its up 100% in a month |
| [It's TACO Tuesday already?](https://youtu.be/lgtbTw_GCXw) |
| Rooting for you man. Get the girl. |
| I really got [downvoted](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/kTJewJNtIh) over this last night. LMAO hope y’all got fuked today |
| Balls deep on What The Fuck |
| I choose to sell CCs with a 90% breakeven and 18% premium 5 months out |
| Oh naw |
| The taco trade is still the trade of the century! Don't miss it. |
| Reddit chart looks strange on Robinhood. $225.36? |
| I'm feeling BULLISH on Healthcare stocks. |
| I honestly wonder how this worked in business for him. No one probably wanted to deal with him. What kind of positions was he taking? |
| their debt is really fucked |
| you build a framework from a concept of a plan, when it's convenient, it all goes to shit, you blame the concept for collapsing the framework plan. |
| Jezus fucking christ. \nBILLION DOLLAR FUCKING COMPANY. \nEarnings Call Qualilty sounds like SHIT. Call DROPS...CEO/CFO flipping pages cant hear SHIT |
| lol. TaCO again |
| 🥭 couldn’t help himself. The best thing he could have done was ignore it. |
| It is mathematically impossible according to the Pythagorean theorem for Sandick to go below 80 rsi |
| Art of the market manipulation |
| Until the wind changes again. Americans really need to do something about that piece of sh1t. |
| The Art of the Framework. |
| If Aldi ever publicly lists I will remortgage my house and liquidate assets to full port it. |
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| I threw 1k into a weekly MU call and got my 100% return |
| RDDT or NFLX? |
| As soon as I get in, it’s gonna start dumping |
| To Greenland to use the ice for cooling |
| AMZN pls go up |
| You still have 2 days left so sell at the bottom |
| So we are probably gonna gap up tomorrow huh |
| I saw that and lolled hard |
| I set a sell limit for a minimal gain. Tomorrow is the dice game |
| If you’re gonna play weeklies just play it on memory, fucking 99% chance of hitting |
| TACO strikes again. |
| Yep. And puts his knuckleheads in charge of “negotiations” so he can blame them when it’s a big nothing and everyone has moved on |
| My entire watchlist was green today\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/z0vv99111seg1.jpeg?width=1054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=946aa303c25073e3e5e5e62758a6f8646367dece |
| EU should still be squeezing the treasury. Going short on the dollar. |
| What caused DE to take off mid day? |
| Do the markets even respond anymore? |
| See you tomorrow! |
| Hahahaha you are so easily manipulated. |
| yep. been trading silver since april last year. current wave probably won't be far off its peak |
| My port went from Redland to Greenland |
| be nice\nthink he was f in the a |
| Why? |
| Or will he? Find out tomorrow! |
| GO TACO, GO TACO, you're a wiener, you're a wiener |
| I’d always assume he currently is, just not always on camera |
| I'd say that at some point, people are going to stop taking him or the US seriously.\n\nThen I realise that that moment has long since passed. |
| Based. |
| Yeah if you can't buy samsung/sk hynix seperately. |
| Blessed by the taco |
| Tomorrow is good, Friday. On the fence. Speaking it into existence with positive vibes. |
| silvers gonna do very well over the coming years\n\ni cbf deciphering your post with the options and timeframes cause i don't trade that shit but just be ready to weather a pullback. weakening momentum. not saying it will go down but the longer the run lasts, the greater the risk\n\nbut this is the casino sub so glhf |
| It'll be framed in about 2 weeks. |
| So how much money did his mates made shorting stocks? |
| Why can’t I be this stupid? |
| is a "framework" better than a "concept of a plan"? |
| Probably the bond holder lawsuit |
| Nonsense, robinhood allows shorting now. |
| So he taco'd already? |
| Traders decide the price of the contracts so you don’t even have to involve any calculations. If a regard wants to sell his contracts x67 his capital that’s up to him. It’s also up for another regard if he’s gonna buy those overpriced contracts. |
| I assume options? whats your expiration date?\n\n \nAlso dont gamble more than you can afford lmao |
| Sandisk puts looking like free money after earnings |
| What about the 2000s |
| Anyone else buy the Netflix dip? All Shrek dicks from here on out boyes |
| What?\n\nI explained there is a risk adjustment added to the contract. What you wrote are those "risk adjustments"... \n\nI also wrote that the strike price is the basis option value traded, the risk adjustment is what you pay on top or below. \n\nA lever is amplifying those, to one of two directions. \n\nThat is exactly what I wrote. |
| Yeah I rode this up from £38-£66 but I sold half my stake today, I just don't trust it. 75% up is not bad I'm going to let the rest roll |
| You need to enroll in The Learing Center for Traders. It's a highly regarded complex framework for taco tariff trading. |
| TACO fucking Tuesday every day of the week |
| . |
| sometimes it's just too obvious. |
| Man, some paper handed bitches out n about today.\n\nI put all the profits from my friday puts into calls\nYesterday. Almost all of it. |
| What’s oracle on man? 😭😭😭 red every fucking day |
| New glitch not patched : just throw 10k into SNDK or MU and get your 5% return and call it a day |
| All fun and games till the Taiwan op |
| Rollback of tariffs because dear leader is a pussy = predictable 0DTE gains |
| BTFD continues. People like us never learn. When we do... Bye bye!!! flusssssshhhhhhhhhh |
| !banbet |
| Potential to be big stock one day |
| SMCI, BULL is throwing away your money |
| There’s some 10k shares buys stacked in the order flow if this hits 8.90 and 9.10 |
| dont feel alone |
| Don't do it |
| im riding with you my brother. good start today.. lets see if we can get some continue tomorrow |
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| i made money yesterday and lost it all today. wtf 😅 |
| Penny bound |
| Greenland changes their name to Taco land. |
| For sure, I was just being a smart ass with a "Taco Tuesday" reference. |
| Didn't you know crime is legal now? Absolute immunity and all that. |
| He lost so much money he's broke now!\n\nWait... |
| I’m gonna Google boobies and butts nonstop until earnings so GOOGL rips 💸💸💸 |
| Every retard knew to buy this dip, just like we did in April last year. It’s the smart money from WS who panic sold. |
| Yeah me bro. Don't know how to screenshot but yeah |
| totally sustainable. |
| tomorrow ill close no matter what. . thanks Nota. its not easy seeing stuff down. but this is part of trading/investing. \n\nironically enough. take a look at my history. im ALWAYS down whenever i buy in. i usually end up green before i close. look at all my stuff. sometimes you have to ride the wave. |
| Delisted |
| You’ve never woken up drunk? |
| "manage your family's investments where you already manage your own"\n\njesus hahahahah |
| All options contracts are inherently leveraged. No one questioned that. It was you who first asked what the leverage multiplier here was as you failed to recognize it. Go back a few hours early and see your own comment, I just pointed out the math for you. You couldn’t even understand the price you pay on each contract. |
| lol where do you want tech to go? |
| greenland. you heard that right. |
| I remember seeing a ber this morning claim trump is serious and expect 3 months of slow decline lmaooo IT ONLY GOES UP NOTHING IS REAL |
| Mr. One Trick Pony. |
| Is this not crazy to anyone else that one man can just play games with the stock market and markets across the board? Like he can just wake up one morning and go “I’m placing 50% tariffs on Madagascar because fuck them” and then wait 24 hours and be like “I changed my mind guys”.\n\nI have zero knowledge of the stock market but this just seems insane to me. |
| You’re telling me there’s a chance 🥹 |
| Wtf SNDK\n\nAlgos outta pendrives or something |
| Dead silent yesterday,\n\n\+0.5% these bichs on parade LMAO |
| Futures liked that headline a little too much. |
| Wut |
| Dude, 300k would be the perfect amount. You know you have a nice nest egg, but you still gotta keep your job at Wendy’s to keep the money flowing in. |
| this fucking MF |
| Lithium America’s |
| how can you tell when trump is lying? his lips are moving |
| Any thoughts on appl? |
| I chose MU over NVIDIA! In 2019... Then held 300 shares of MU until now*. Truely I am a godlike trader\n\n\n(*sold 2/3 of that a few months ago around 190) |
| Lumber and healthcare the move |
| I used to be a bear but I've already learned my lesson, no matter what happens, you go calls. \nYou're either right, or right too early |
| Intel and SNDK will not stop pumping |
| Not suprised. 98% of day traders lose money in the long run |
| Sometimes I feel they those two like my gay friends more than me. |
| god yes\n\nFUCK YES |
| Should I full port BBAI or am I just retarded? |
| I was just fucking with you, GGs gal |
| Valuations are actually at reasonable levels across most of the big names. Some still haven’t been taken behind the wood shed yet. |
| Sounds a lot tastier than a piece of chicken, a floret of broccoli, a corn tortilla and some other thing. |
| 🪞 |
| Thank 🌮 |
| ur mom is loose, we lose |
| The regard move that keeps regarding!! \n\nCongratulations and freaking F U!!!! |
| Nice pump but can we please break this fucking range and get tech moving for real past November levels |
| $BBAI It's all lining up - (security ) Think Greenland , The Border, Panama Canal - Greenland's melting ice and the general Arctic thaw are creating new, shorter shipping routes like the Northern Sea Route (NSR) and Northwest Passage, increasing interest and potential for maritime traffic \n[bigbear.ai/newsroom/bigbear...](https://stkt.co/NNSicecG) Bullish |
| INTC didn't hear the closing bell |
| He knew Supreme Court would over turn the Tarrifs so he told them to pause on announcement while he uses tarrifs as a threat to negotiate for Greenland. Now he calls them off himself so when the court rules against him he doesn’t look as bad. |
| “[Taco taco man! I want to be a taco man](https://youtu.be/Zg3q6qW2aKo?si=qguxuLy9b2OaVeLZ)!” Use this Village People song next rally |
| I been so lost since i went down 20k in Nov after that Oct surge\n\nis rklb and asts still good? holding on a bit in my account \n\nwhat is the move now?\n\nwas in apld, qbts, apld, rklb , asts then got jammed in the butt in nov |
| whoever times the top with sandisk and mu with puts is gonna create generational wealth |
| Manage your family's investments where you already manage your own 💀 |
| A lot of people are saying. |
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| But but but greenland!!! |
| lolk |
| and then trolls are gonna spam "HAH YOU SHOULDVE INVERSED THE INVERSE OF THE INVERSE DUMBASS" |
| Turn those turds into straddles at the same strike and try to break even. Mmmm... actually, it's probably too late for that. Apply plenty of lube. |
| Man… |
| We don't have a justice system anymore. It's just run of whims of an 80 year dude lol. |
| Berz: butthurt because they didn’t make 59k% on puts from their fear spiraling. \n\nBulz: maximum kekz |
| Gamblers win sometimes |
| They call me 007\n\n0 dollars \n\n0 hoes\n\n7 days a week in the gym |
| 🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀 |
| wait till people realize tomorow that intel sold its memery division last year. gonna be a lot od disapointed people. Chatgpt fooled them all |
| I didn’t say I was smart |
| Your first mistake was to bet against the market. Trump takes lot of pride in mentioning the ATH market in his term. What makes you think he will let it fall freely? |
| No, no, no. The US owns Greenland now. Mission accomplished. Can't you feel all that winning? |
| Psychic |
| Complex framework of the concept of a deal. |
| Because you had no idea on how option prices are made out of, you are also mistaking strike price vs prices on options you pay |
| It’ll be a long duration unwind |
| YO HOMIE |
| The stakes r high and you’ll lose all that money |
| Watch. Denmark says we had no contact with him and right back down. This shit isn’t even fun anymore |
| If only it was on the 3rd, it could have been TACO Tuesday |
| Then how about shorting INTC ? |
| So.....IT'S family made millions executing trades based on knowing the flip flop.....and the rest of us?\n\n \nDinner again in front of the TeeVee.....a piece of chicken, a floret of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing.\n\n \nFor dessert, some sweetened watery gruel made from the soybean dust from the bottom of the silo.\n\n \nAnother day in Murica. |
| Maybe wait til 2pm to start dabbing? Then you’ll be tired by bedtime |
| Using the husband’s Netflix account. |
| -10 and you put the fries in the bag |
| Whatever. From all of us in Europe, we say go for it. Let's have a little financial war. |
| I mean why do u guys buy so many why not just 1,2,3 |
| He TACO'd. Denmark and Europe said "tell you what, will collaborate more on security" and that was the off-ramp he needed. All this accomplished was humiliating and isolating the US. |
| So glad I bought today. Just too easy. |
| why not Chagee? |
| I bought SIL and GDX on the dip |
| I went Pfizer. |
| A negative millionaire. 🐻 🔫 |
| confidently can say somewhere between 0 and 150 |
| WSB regulars throw me your long picks... So I know what to short |
| Yeah that's a solid plan. I also swing trade LEAPS on SPY. Definitely a lot less stressful lol. |
| ASTS PUTS |
| Looks like doordash and netflix it is |
| Like every other fucking day in the history of the solar system |
| Wow..! I shorter 10 shares at $389 and closed when it dipped next day and almost shorted yesterday at $435\n\nAm glad i didn’t |
| That is called a lever... it is a leveraged stock.\n\nYour numbers is over a 3000x lever.\n\nIt seems rather that kids nowadays do not know the foundations of finance, whilst I am rather baffled that 3000x multipliers are traded, when back then you had 50x knockouts as already highest risk contracts. If there was even someone emitting those.\n\nSo, I am right, this is just a huge leveraged option contract. |
| Only the poors, silly. |
| Bro, its the same deal you already had. Congratulations. Big success. Very good. |
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| BOUTA BE ON SOME BULL SHIT FUCK THE BEARS N*GGA |
| !banbet HOOD +10% 24d |
| I AM GOING TONIGHT AFTER WORK💯💪 |
| Taco Wednesday, go buy some lmfao |
| Anyone else enjoy the dip lol. We all knew it was coming ffs. Two weeks turned into two days though lmao |
| The real takeaway from today is that Carney’s thesis—that the old world order is dead—has been proven true by the response it elicited. When the President of the United States tells a G7 ally that their country "lives" only because of his protection, the "pleasant fiction" of a rules-based order is officially over.\n\nGold , kdef, Saab, |
| I have to go to work in this fucking blizzard on Friday and Saturday |
| I did my part |
| TACO arbitrage? |
| bears never learn |
| 100% |
| Womp womp |
| TACO |
| Its pretty late in swaziland so could happen any monent when he gets up to have his diaper changed. |
| You did it bulls, you're up .51% on the year for SPY! My god, pour the apple cider and break out the play dough! |
| Well, nobody is disputing that... |
| Ying and Yang - you diamond handed 30k the other guy paper handed 40k... hhah |
| yeah, slight exaggeration. I based the entire position off of the $586's. although there was reasonable opportunity to turn 20k into 2mil today, at the $686 call level. |
| Let me try my luck by shorting 1 stock each for fun sake |
| meta $700 soon |
| https://preview.redd.it/6k7hskglzreg1.jpeg?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c44096490b5c0b29ba4efb16820de0b374fa972 |
| You can’t even make this shit up. He said, “we pretty much have a concept of a deal.” He literally said this during the Joe Kernan interview |
| we were like 620 two hours ago. that would be pathetic. 630 please |
| Hey retard thanks for sharing. Y'all just remember them 12 steps |
| Bro lost money on calls today, unreal |
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| Taco Tuesday? |
| Taco mother fucker |
| Friday at 3:00pm ET. |
| Nah just rough him up a little bit, twist his nipples, pull his nose hair |
| It's literally taking over Greenland. European politicians are already pushing for a Greenland deal. |
| Look the important thing is that Joe Biden and Merrick Garland didn't want the justice system to appear political and in the end ISN'T THAT WORTH WHAT WE'RE GOING THROUGH? |
| i am shorting sndk and down 60% |
| TACO Don |
| Damn bruh I'm not even gonna make a funny meme comment because I actually feel bad for you 😕 |
| He was long the calls and sold at a loss before they mooned. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zzbyqmuhzreg1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=44659d67edc82848e9210cc2862fd0f4142959a7 |
| 2 months of skill\n20 minutes of greed\nPerfectly balanced. |
| Who became a millionaire off that spy pump today |
| !remindme 35 days |
| Of course. |
| No, but I wish I did. They shouldn’t be up that high. |
| You bet 126k on 0dte? |
| The NATO chief Mark Rutte is literally promoting the obvious lie that Russia and China are threatening Greenland and saying that we need to give Greenland to the Americans. \n\nEuropeans will gladly give up Greenland and keep licking the American boot, telling their own people that American aggression is good and we need to give the Americans everything they want - while sanctioning Russia for taking over Ukraine (not even part of the EU) and sanctioning China for... literally doing nothing threatening whatsoever.\n\nThere's not a single European politician who will stand up against the US. They are all in the pockets of the Americans. They are all traitors. Every single leader in power in the EU today is a corrupt traitor serving the US and Israel more than their own people. |
| Cancelled. |
| Do you know what taco stands for? |
| Getting GREENLAND inked on my lower back for my wife’s boyfriend this weekend |
| I'm in Texas and in no mood for another ice-pocalypse as we had five yrs ago... so hope the storm fizzles out |
| I think we should start calling these taco parties. |
| What does legal even mean anymore?! The entire justice department is compromised at a federal level |
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| pay attention to earnings tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/b60wejaezreg1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32e06fb87d77223ded12d8272bb1a2704a84dc01\n\nYou |
| You spelled retarded wrong 😑 |
| to sum up his presidency "DEAL OR NO DEAL" |
| Is he gonna say something stupid tonight? |
| Anyone have balls to short SNDK and INTC ? |
| I did, yes you are right I need to read up on those. Those "0DTE" things are just high risk ultra leveraged contracts with multipliers that didn't exist back then. |
| Remember when Berz were convinced WW3 was starting and we were all going to fucking die/go bankrupt and it was going to be a months long sell off? \n\nLmao. |
| In for 12 of the same call |
| It's computers trading instantly. The fuck are you talking about. |
| OPEX in the rear view. Market was looking for anything for a relief rally. We rippin tmw |
| wish i knew pal, but probBLY TO kill my calls i bought half way through the rally. fuck my life |
| Brother it’s up 50% in 2026 just hold through earnings I’m pretty sure there’s nothing Intel could say or do that would justify their current price. It’s like their EOY price already in January |
| *Europoor |
| This dude is extremely regarded and will get hurt by s&p ceo |
| RemindMe! 30 days |
| BOIL? |
| 520 low end 600 high end. I'll reassess in May once Powell is gone. |
| “Trumpland” |
| Framework of the concept of a deal |
| Longterm we are absolutely fucked, now it's just a matter of spotting the manipulations and trying to make money off it. |
| ¿Por qué no los dos?\n\n^^Don't ^^deport ^^me ^^ice |
| Sandisk is the grim reaper of bears |
| All of my bearish TA and charting didn't factor in the late day Donny tweet \n\n\nFor fuck sake |
| Do you follow anyone specific that got you trading like this? |
| GL bro. Watch out for that IV squeeze |
| He's got dice in every pants pocket, doesn't he? |
| You will find many friends like yourself here. Welcome home |
| More like: Taco on (-10%), taco off (+15%)\n\nTL;DR: buy the dip & hodl until the next taco |
| duh |
| I’ll take your word for it. I’m really just here for the loss porn. |
| They owe a shit ton of money to bondholders and preferred shares they promised 10% to on a regular basis. They either need to raise funds from investors by issuing new shares and using those proceeds to pay existing investors... or they need to sell bitcoin when the price is down. \n\nIf they use funds from issuing new equity, they aren't buying bitcoin with 100% of the funds raised, which means spreading out the existing bitcoin across more shares. If they sell bitcoin, there are fewer bitcoins to spread across existing shares. |
| Always BUY\nThe FUCKING DIP |
| Was all of this just another market manipulation scheme? |
| The NATO chief Mark Rutte is literally promoting the obvious lie that Russia and China are threatening Greenland and saying that we need to give Greenland to the Americans. \n\nEuropeans will gladly give up Greenland and keep licking the American boot, telling their own people that American aggression is good and we need to give the Americans everything they want - while sanctioning Russia for taking over Ukraine (not even part of the EU) and sanctioning China for... literally doing nothing threatening whatsoever. |
| how |
| My dad owns 100 shares with a cost basis of $179 🤑 |
| Elect a clown, expect a circus |
| After 1200 technically |
| Who is there left? |
| Concept of the art of the deal |
| Congrats ou degen!! |
| 🫵🏻 are a gambling degenerate! |
| I think you are also mistaking strike price and price paid on shares, strike price does not mean how much u pay on each share. |
| I've just been doing CSPs on things. Probably won't play INTC tho... it's already ran so much |
| good, if you took money/gambling advice from anyone on this sub you'd be straight regarded |
| Please god no, what did you do? |
| please delete this man, don’t make fun of people with Down syndrome. |
| Bro was right about something so obscure and still ended up losing money |
| HE DIED LIKE A DOG\n\na beautiful dog |
| oh man i hope you sold |
| If I eat a TACO with a Mango and an orange on the side does it mean my port goes green tomorrow? |
| The Art of the 🌮 |
| Can I have $20 |
| Sounds like buying calls and puts on SPY is the way people make crazy amounts of money on here.\n\nI might try it out some time. Not go full regarded, just like… 10k regarded, which is still less than 5% of my portfolio. |
| I threw away the intelligent investor and will instead be reading Art of the deal\n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER |
| Seems like another lost game of chicken |
| it's always fun to see TWO of your positions on the big board (RDDT and NFLX) |
| All these tariffs I never once folded then somehow yesterday it got me and I sold. When am I gonna learn anytime it crashes, BUY |
| Ok Barron |
| Excitable boy they all said. Well he's just an excitable boy. |
| Wall Street: hey 🥭 we’re running low on liquidity and need to rotate a lot of money without setting off any alarms\n\n🥭: say no more fam |
| I do lol, I made a good two weeks paychecks amount today, its just mental insanity that one day, maybe it won't go back up anymore long term. |
| down and then kind of up? also our friends hate us? \n\nyou are certainly in the right place fren. |
| holy mother |
| Just spy calls? |
| TACO |
| Good shit, but fuck you. |
| Red vs blue let’s see who comes on top. You. 🤜🤛 me |
| Does anybody know why the V for every stock is just on pause with a line going sideways all the sudden? |
| Americans, be aware that any president you lead is controlled by Zionists. And then, historically and culturally, you have nothing to teach us Europeans, whose ancestors were under the Roman Empire. While your ancestors were convicts... From America, I only remember McDonald's, French fries, and Coca-Cola. No culture or history. |
| How did OP know it would go up today and not tomorrow? |
| 💯 |
| Are you thinking EWY is a good buy now then? |
| Bullish SBUX, set and forget \n\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2013348204704682039 |
| We should increase the prices anyway for the american consumer to fuck him up. We don't need tariffs to increase the price when shipping to murica. |
| T.A.C.O |
| Shit bro..... The play you were going for actually worked. Somehow you bankrupted yourself after being right about an insanely rare event |
| ... what does that got to do anything with what I am asking for or writing about? |
| And Europe will stay irrelevant on the world stage so unfortunately he's right. |
| https://preview.redd.it/sgm18diyyreg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25cafb8e1174d72249a771729b04bc13854c857c |
| If you cant make money trading SPY shares, you probably shouldn’t be allowed to trade options if we’re being real |
| All in |
| oh so we lost to the same thing, glad to hear that LMAO |
| >Doubtful. I think he has actually angered Europe now in a way the US has never done before.\n\nNah, the EU is run entirely by US-controlled puppets like von der Leyen, Baerbock, Merz, etc. these people are literal traitors working directly for the US elites.\n\nThe NATO chief Mark Rutte is literally promoting the obvious lie that Russia and China are threatening Greenland and saying that we need to give Greenland to the Americans. lol |
| Well thought out strategy sir |
| Looool he backed down real quick |
| bulls think it's a good thing that our European allies are going to abandon us. Market only goes up. |
| I dabble in commercial electricity as a broker... just got a message that its gonna be a wild week. I say let's see if ng can make us rich or poor. |
| It has high PvE but growth is insane. |
| Hope you voted for Trump. He gave you a free $200k+. I was nearly caught on the other end of it. |
| What you think realistically we hittin eoy? |
| Synthesis of information |
| Every stupid thing I do is actually a genius gambit that didn't help anyone. |
| Hello my name is retard and this is my first time at 🌽 anonymous |
| Cash out and watch what happens premarket. |
| What would’ve been your gains if you held to the top today |
| TACO TACO TACO |
| Company looks solid, ngl... I might actually throw some investment money for long term |
| Good luck suing some Chechen living in his basement that makes deep fake porn of Stacy keibler and your mom for five bucks a pop. I'm sure the chechnyan government will be more than happy to extradite him or whatever the fuck out of respect for US law. |
| I mean why make it complicated? VOO, VTI, any other broad market fund…Sure there’s probably particular sectors/companies that feel an EU trade war more than a china trade war, but his threats affect the whole market. |
| Howudoinplaya |
| I have the concept of a framework for making money in the market.\n\nStep 1: Buy stuff\n\nStep 3: Profit!! |
| TACO |
| Tomorrow really could go either way |
| Thats Dementia Don to you sir |
| Dont be sad youre stupid, be happy youre not the stupidest\n-Buddha |
| position? |
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| Just calm down and use sentences man lol |
| teccchnnicallly price began bouncing in the after hours yesterday (via futures) |
| I’m pretty sure I had a weed dealer who had Down syndrome when I was in college. He was a straight up G. |
| Holy shit, looking into doing plugs on a friend's Subaru and this flat-4 boxster is fucking sweet. Extremely easy to work on. Toyota GR86 looking kinda fine now |
| BBAI consolidating. Thinking about some shares and calls soon 👀 |
| Hey man…what is your play for INTC tomorrow ER ? |
| This shows me it can still tank |
| I definitely wouldn’t have posted the loss so you’re right |
| Me too regard |
| So, until next time? |
| 😂 |
| Taco Tuesday! |
| I broke even |
| Damn too bad I only got 77 shares at 6 dollars |
| Middle answer: Niet |
| Eh we’re more likely to see 680 than 690 tomorrow |
| Knicks moneyline for tonight is at -700. Wow, so, put up $700 to possibly win $100. And, it’s the NBA, so anything can happen. Yeah, I won’t be taking any money/gambling advice from you, comrade. |
| # LOL wtf even gold and silver said SIKE! |
| So did you |
| Good news boys, expect another 20% run. Don’t forget to thank this utter Chad |
| What the heck did you do last year |
| Netflix bottomed out today. Only up from here |
| You prob shit your pants in the morning so dont be hero \n\nIm not ber but trash like this wen we up or down piss me off just stfu and be glad you didnt blow your port with 0dte |
| I mean just compare 🥭 to that guy. Yam tits and full diaper or Macron? The choice is clear. |
| CEO, CFO and COO also made large ***sells*** in the last week. |
| Oh actually I hope it does. I want America to feel the consequences of its actions for once in its goddamn existence. Sorry to those who have positions in this market, but the US needs to have some sense slapped into it, and this is the only means that will actually sink in. |
| I lost money |
| There never is. Just lurch to the next self made crisis and not have any relation on that either. |
| Maybe even more... |
| Everytime he tanks it buy, it's that simple, just wait for the first big wave |
| TMC how high we thinking, 12, 15? |
| WSB should be separated from RDDT as its own ticker, we can then manipulate our own stock price by controlling how much we post |
| No they’re still undervalued |
| Bears made money\n\nBulls made money\n\nI made no money |
| They use money |
| If you would have said calls I was going to believe it |
| sold Intc, Mrna, Sndk, Mu, Mp, Eose leaps to derisk\n\n---\nsince then underlying up at least 15% |
| At this point?\n\nAny serious country would have violently disposed of the entire leadership and their families by now and redistributed all their ill-gotten wealth to the people.\n\nAmericans should be waaaaay past the "slap on the wrist"-stage of response.\n\nChina sentences public officials to death for making even a single corrupt deal. |
| Yes. |
| LOL so close to gold.. yet paper handed... 0dte either scalp or hold till expiration. |
| When will you LEARN\n\nLINE GOES UP |
| Very curious what Asia and Europe do here. A lot happened today considering absolutely nothing happened. Either way there will be selling at open tomorrow. I think wait until 10 and then hammer the opposite of whatever the hell is going on |
| TACO but not like the remaining sentiment is great |
| banbet! ASTS $150 30d |
| What are $xxx calls? How do you make them? |
| Yep the fact he stuffed the Venezuelan oil fund in his personal offshore accounts is pure third world despot behavior. He’s not interested in the US at all |
| Yeah cuz the market started tanking and the buys were in |
| Folding chair said what? |
| Are you following stock market wolf? |
| 620+ qqq tomorrow |
| Short answer: No\n\nLong answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| The red crayons taste like strawberry. |
| Maybe. But we all have the inside info on your mom. |
| Hmm. Yeah, you really need to study up on ODTE to 1DTE options. \nI first started trading options early 2000s where you called your Broker up and paid $50 per options. |
| Euro land has already been conquered |
| (insider) |
| My puts will put a stop to that |
| I hit 250k and promptly fell to 190 lol |
| Youre the exact opposite of what im talking about well done |
| How do you buy these calls and stuff? Please eli5 |
| Staying with intc calls |
| All the most powerful razor edge tech, tools, and infinite education at our fingertips.\n\nAnd look how regarded we've become. |
| No one shows up to greet him in davos, watch his speech in confused silence, one guy even told him to fuck off, and he responds by dropping the tariff talk for a minute.\n\nWhat a little bitch lmao |
| Piece of shit gamecock already fading |
| Mangotaco |
| https://preview.redd.it/blb6mhf8yreg1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=132d1b95c3e952087104dfb836c5a84201cf6982 |
| I DEDICATED MY LIFE TO THIS |
| Donald had nothing to do with your decision to “invest.” Just saying. If you can’t roll up and smoke it, then you can’t afford to play. That said I’m sorry abt your loses. I’ve been there is spades. ♠️ |
| Why did i click this, WHY |
| Hit the lottery on SPX calls that I grabbed for $0.05/call |
| I want up, with sometimes a small dip for balance. Not the insanity of moving the market several percentage points at a tweets notice. Yeah I take advantage but it's a headache. |
| Yea we follow President sleepy Don over here |
| He drew the elephant and aced the clock face test. Can you see his bloodshot, pissholes-in-the-snow eyes? |
| If you don't have inside info just quit lilbro |
| Distract from Venezula situation by causing Greenland situation.. distract from Greenland situation bu "no linger imposing 10% tariffs" |
| https://preview.redd.it/ajrvtd44yreg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd3701edca1b7588733760487d73894104f32927 |
| What? You all never heard of an "infinite deal" before? |
| US to acquire Greenland. Dumbass |
| TACO Wednesday |
| Nothing lasts forever and the current administration will come to an end, presumable by the next election. I just hope the next administration has the balls to indict all of them. And I do mean all of them. |
| What time did you start buying? |
| Nana magic show tomorrow |
| i bitched about mango quite a lot, but I never sold a single position. i know, ultimately, this will get resolved and we'll go up. Mango cannot let the market collapse for long. 401k's will be decimated and the republicans will get violated in the midterm election and in 2028. |
| This is the way |
| TACO strikes again! |
| I am moving on |
| is it too late to go ALL IN to Micron? |
| Hopefully making another 5% off CIFR. |
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| cant prove what i said to be wrong per usual goofball lmao |
| holy shit i peed |
| They didn't get the memo....woke is yesterday's news. |
| I would live happier if people like you didn't conflate truth with things that "feel nice to say". |
| The reason I lost $10k is from theta play. And MSFT. Stupid MSFT. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1rx5vitxxreg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8e12f39067ffbc3f87b1809d833677c0920fe98 |
| Between 5 and 300. \n\nBut no less than 5 and no more than 300 |
| Thx bro 🫡 |
| Guess who isn't gonna feel like they profited off the nazis?\n\nThisssss guyyyyyy 🙁 |
| A word salad is nonsensical, it's not when someone says something you dont like and you get emotional about it |
| Scammed Altman lol |
| Step 1: hate 🥭 \n\nStep 2: be pissed \n\nStep 3: figure out how to make money anyway |
| If you watched them deteriorate, why did you keep buying....? |
| Shocked |
| I threaten my children to feed them McDonalds if they misbehave. |
| Thought the market was dead for the day and sold some 686 calls around 2:00. Thank god I didn’t paper-hand that shit. Worthless now. |
| 10 reps of 12 oz beer curls. Let’s go boys |
| Congrats |
| I finally hit my first quarter mil in today’s market, felt like the biggest milestone since 100k and I feel both excited and scared as I continue towards 300, 400, and half a mil.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/i9cln7cwxreg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6962b9c95a88070ef8609a1e95018a76081ac2b1 |
| And the average of Monday and Wednesday is Tuesday. |
| True. I only made 400% in 30 minutes and feel embarrassed to even admit that. I'm a failure. |
| Gme? It's will do that for you! |
| lol |
| lol!. Insider trading? |
| SPY is going to 690 tomorrow |
| When I attended Jeb Bush's inaugural membership dinner at the Bohemian Club, he opened his speech with a "joke" about killing and eating a baby. |
| And just think what would have happened if you were teasing SPX instead. \n\n60% of your profit would have been long term capital gains and you would also be a millionaire |
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| Holy word salad |
| I didn't i actually bought more at 3.09. 50K worth and it recovered. 20K for the day, 16K total |
| Lmao, that’s what I was thinking |
| The kidnapping of Maduro & his coercion for Greenland has shown a grave disrespect for the principles of the peace of Westphalia, set 1648 to end the 30 Years War.\n\nMany politicians in Europe are pol.sci. nerds and are picking up on his views on state sovereignty, and they do not like it at all. |
| How comes you stay with the same profit? The stock ran by 50% from its lows? |
| Spy could have been +700 three weeks ago without this chicanery |
| From all these tacos today are we going to blow up the toilet tomorrow or blast off into space? |
| 😂 |
| my port is in Redland |
| so it can go back to where it was 3 weeks ago for earnings |
| SNDK is going to be the next Trillion Dollar company at this rate it basically goes up 10% every day |
| 690 for sure but ath would be wild |
| Mommy? |
| Truth |
| Ok but what was with the fading at the end |
| https://preview.redd.it/oxngj2yqxreg1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0c661c0b4e042953e0217e77c82c025e6e17b5e |
| Lucky mf so what’s the next option everyone is into |
| Didn’t you learn from last year what the word framework does to the market? |
| Bro this is a whole Taco Bell Grande |
| post |
| TACOs for everyone! |
| It appears a deal has been made, shocker! |
| People lost faith in them and sold |
| Some of the child rape sessions turned into actual murder. The eventual result when sexual violence and dehumanization of victims goes unchecked. |
| fugg im seriously contemplating loading up on calls here |
| Birria pinatas |
| Your kids will serve them to mine |
| Someone please lie to me and tell me Spy is going to 690 tomorrow. |
| Only reason i lost most my gains was cuz i bought puts at the bottom. So you know, naturally i am the reason we are saved. |
| Tell me about it lol |
| If you didn’t make at least 59,000% gainz per option today, fucking quit. Like, yesterday.\n\n$500+some bullshit fees into 300k. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bch2c10pxreg1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae97b24b4c8400ca4edef59de32b67bb51acc5c1\n\n# S&P 500 pops 1%, Dow surges nearly 600 points as Trump calls off Europe tariffs tied to Greenland |
| What would have given him the right to in the first place? Get your shit together america and control this toddler. |
| Where |
| This is not the year, administration, or environment to rely on indicators based on “normal” past performance. This is balls on the table, slap your bitch, wheelie to Valhalla mode. For the foreseeable future. |
| TACO Donnie 2.0. How do businesses even plan with this going on, let alone investors?!? |
| Might be. I’m down 15%. |
| 90 |
| Brother needs to restudy options. Options prices is comprised of a series of variables including interest rates, price of underlying, volatility premiums and days till expiry. |
| A whole 🌮 bowl full |
| RDDT 1 year ago: 220 per share \n\nRDDT today after 3 quarters of MEGA beats and raised guidance: 210 per share |
| What’s the ticker |
| Hahaha. In all seriousness though - gene therapy is their entire thing and they were focused on cancers. Then a couple years after going public covid hit so they focused on that and the stock obviously went to the moon. Last few years it got pushed back down to a more appropriate price (and then much lower) \n\nBottomed out while their trials with Merck have been taking place. 5 year phase 2 melanoma data just came out and it’s fantastic (50% reduction). Phase 3 data coming this year and assuming that it’s in-line with phase 2 it’ll be on market in ‘27 |
| Horchata cannons |
| You did everything traders are told not to do and made money lol |
| i'm gonna netflix and chill with your mom and girlfriend at the same time |
| wish I bought more of that dip |
| It's gross seeing the bers crawl out during the slightest bit of red |
| If only we could see the future.. |
| It's legal because Americans are clowns |
| TACO |
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| This is going to go in history books next to Socrates and Voltaire |
| In a *day*. |
| Show us them gainz then, 🐒 |
| Feeling much better about port today, but these Netflix assholes need to promise some catalytic development from a WB deal. Something far beyond just showing reruns. Need some Elon style future guidance (hopes and dreams). |
| Why is Reddit getting pounded |
| Not for free, you will get a bed in a company apartment building. They will even offer nutrition in the form of mashed up bugs in Capri sun pouches |
| We gave up Greenland for green stonks |
| You haven't studied options enough. You sell the put options and sell covered calls |
| No, the judge’s family was threatened. She set aside his sentence because of death threats.\n\nYou shouldn’t be in that job if you aren’t willing to execute it, but that’s another discussion. |
| was a post or a comment? |
| Stupid ass bers\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2hfsd3xhxreg1.jpeg?width=32&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=678526e6a0964b88f7ddf311e5c890ba77707145 |
| China manufacturing stuff. OP is a brilliant trade person. The embedded tweets are informative too\n\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2013789679527829810 |
| I'm in this sub so I can read your degen posts and feel good about myself. Then I look at my port and remember why I'm in this sub |
| same thing happened to me today but on a much smaller scale. congrats and fuck you |
| 🍟👉👜 |
| So did 🥭 🌮? |
| its a strategic company. profits literally dont even matter. its existence must continue. |
| whatever he's doing, it's not sustainable. he doesn't get to decide how Europe deals with the US. there are consequences to everything |
| Plus Greenland gets free protection and some economic activity from the base or bases. Win Win |
| In France, we have this interesting concept of a Franco-German couple, where we think we have a special relationship with Germany and can talk as equals, in confidence, and that we share common interests.\n\nThe Germans are unaware of it and screw us over every time. Every single time. Whatever the subject. Without even a glance or a kiss, straight up the ass without lubricant, pulling our hair and insulting us in German. |
| Till he throws a hissyfit in two days cause someone looked at him “the wrong way” |
| So like 100 years in the future? |
| Maybe 90. Maybe 45 |
| TACO |
| https://preview.redd.it/4y67giaexreg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b73fc7fbee61dda05d333188d993b51411aa403 |
| So mad i didnt sell my gold put when it almost went red on day |
| HIS BILLS! |
| About 600 more than I'd pay |
| Sorry, my child... |
| No |
| she's looking back at it in doggy bru |
| Im going to get downvoted into oblivion for this but seriously, the same people in here that are always crying about deranged 🍊 man are literally too stupid to make money off of the opportunities he gives you and you lose everytime, even a braindead monkey can see the pattern everytime he does this and yet you fall for it expecting the sky to fall, he might be a narcissistic psycho but he's playing the ever loving shit out of everyone in the dumbest ways possible and some of you are too brain damaged with hate to see it |
| $RKLB had a hell of a ride today. |
| *Ruby Chan*\n\n**HAI**\n\n*Nani ga suki?*\n\n**TACO Minto**\n\n**Yori mo anata** |
| I didn't Taco trade yesterday.i wonder how much I miss by not doing spy calls |
| That was such a bad moment to buy. I did myself too though. Luckily I lost only 15% of my margin unline you O.O. Look at $NAMM. It run like crazy today. Might have a repeat tomorrow. I made 200% trading it long at x5 leverage today after I got pissed at silver dumping. |
| I’m sure nana did plenty of that in her time. |
| Amazon is gonna catapult when 🥭’s tariffs get tossed in the bin 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Does anyone pay attention to the “death cross”? |
| Thanks mom |
| IRDM calls\n\nonly space stock that hasnt doubled from its recent low |
| Why do people here call him 🥭? |
| The frist step is recognizing that you have a problem. |
| 🎶My Bussy Pink My Booty-Hole Brown🎶 |
| I shaved you a seat |
| He wasn't elected when he was convicted. It's insane that Trump was convicted on May 30, 2024 but wasn't sentenced until January 10th 2025 after the judge agreed to multiple delays and postponements.\n\nRead the timeline, it's fucking infuriating. He should have been sentenced months before the election took place, but the the Judge is a fucking hack who enabled this. He didn't have to postpone it so many times or for months at a time. He rolled over for Trump when Trump had no power. Trump was a complete dick to the judge for months, and the judge just took it like a bitch.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosecution_of_Donald_Trump_in_New_York#Sentencing |
| Samesies \n\nNone of my orders filled |
| 600lb sisters reference |
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| My lesson before I lost 4k on 1wk rddt calls (fml) was if I’m still feeling gambly to put all winnings into leaps not more short plays |
| Staircase up, elevator down. That’s life. |
| Hey! What is your opinion about recent price movements? Would you consider to add some more around 14.25ish? |
| He can fuck off and die already. |
| So not only did he taco on Greenland he tacoed on some other stuff as well we'd all forgotten about? \n\n\nTotal whacko taco? |
| Seeing a lot of cocky Bols. Watch out … |
| Four good years then once everyone gets complacent we get another lunatic running the asylum and blaming the last boring president because they didn’t take credit for every little thing and constantly post on Twitter. |
| Im a ber and am only down 34$ today thank fuck |
| You are probably right, if there's one thing you know about, it's going down. |
| I like the random guy who hands celebrities Dr pepper instead 🖤 |
| Always 🌮🌮🌮🎉🥳🕺💃👏 |
| Yeah I mean I’m also regarded for selling calls on a stock that is going to zero or 20+ |
| Awwww. Why not? Can not be anything related to Article 2 now, can it? |
| I was thinking about doing this this morning, knowing that the calls for tariffs would be rescinded. Because that’s how he operates. Shame on me for not taking advantage, congratulations and fuck you. |
| How r u guys able to buy so many contracts |
| I could have closed on an SPX 6890 call when it was at 6908 but I would have been flagged for PDT and instead the market went shooting right down and it expired worthless. Fuck PDT rules to begin with. |
| SUCK A FUCKING COCK NANA GOD DAMMIT |
| Sexy Redd if you can hear this please save us |
| 😂😎 |
| Those mfers always want WWIII and don’t care who gets hurt smh |
| I joined the church of ray dalio, not letting this fly. |
| 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 |
| I knew it!!! |
| Camp OS.\nCan Apple Make Profit OS. |
| Ber are so fucked. They’re begging 🥭to lash out at other allies 🤣 |
| Those biceps are way too big |
| Long term play for billionaires perhaps. China will rise to be the next world power and you chuds made it happen. |
| When you nut in space it push you back |
| You know what the logical answer is and you also know what you’re gonna do instead |
| TACO. |
| if memory serves me right, i meant to say fuck you |
| Should I buy back my covered calls on TMC |
| I had 680, 682, and 685 calls. Had to go meet a Co worker and forgot to check the position while distracted. Come back and see were at 687 and I'm up 2k. Would have absolutely paper handed the fuck out of it if I'd been watching lmao. |
| It's TACO Tuesday, but on a Wednesday! |
| This place is like a locker room after the game but we’re all playing a million different sports. Yet the smell remains. |
| Do you know what a market maker does? |
| What price do u think it can go to |
| Out of past three years I have spent 50 percent of my time in Europe. From Romania to London. From Paris, to Frankfurt on to smaller cities like Mainz, Liepzig, Zug, Sofia, to Gdansk. I do not have time to watch Fox News only the BBC app for me. However what I have personally witnessed is the decline of western civilization especially west of Poland. The lack of true care for their citizens and visitors is truly disturbing. The world is pivoting away from Europe, the money has left London and has moved to the ME. There cities will be like Athens before you know it. The problem is when your biggest profit engine is tourism while China is going to crush their supply chains. Wake up and see what is going on around you. |
| Its gonna rip again. You have too much good news coming up. Good luck man. |
| AA earnings will be interesting |
| Sorry bers, maybe the next WWIII will pan out better for you guys |
| Spends 30k on 0dte and then goes to lunch......right |
| I'm going to tell you how this greenland deal goes down, $1 per year annual life time renewable lease for 20,000 Acres of land! It will be classified as a US Territory!!! |
| something something taco |
| I’m so confused 😵💫 sold 691c for puts What’s just happened? |
| Unadulterated gambling |
| Profit is profit, bub! Enjoy your steak and potatoes for the day. |
| >genuinely I am not getting this\n\n>EU dumped 3days in a row, we dumped yesterday, and everyone called it bullshit dump anyway\n\n>today king regard does his speach, nothing burger and we pump to the moon\n\n>HUH? I am very confused right now\n\nwell now I know why. I mean we dumped all the way back to opening range first, but this was the reason for the open spike.\n\nInsiders knew, once again. And we are not part of his group chat 🙁 |
| Glad I grabbed leaps earlier - lucky for once |