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| If you have a million why do you invest just take that and put in sp500 or something , too much greed in this post |
| Makes sense. What’s the point of of angering the north and causing them to lash out with unpredictable consequences. If the regional bully has been quiet and behaving, just let him be. |
| No, no. Let him short because it is hilarious |
| Friday? Today. |
| Cracka please |
| What company is going to build a robotic ai berry picker first? Because seriously that’s a job for robots. |
| my uso calls are fucked aren’t they |
| what are the crazy koreans up to? |
| Nike is not just a shoe brand tho… |
| My feed is purely AI slop and corporate girl boss posts |
| What is this luxury porn start up called just curious asking for a friend |
| where do you see that? |
| He doesn’t have dementia and is a genius mmmmkay |
| That just means your grandpa sucked a black dudes dick one time |
| Work for the Govt....my work is looking at WSB all day. |
| I just want to be rich, never work again, and have different women blowing my cock everyday while my beautiful wife makes arepas y huevos for us every morning for breakfast |
| SPR still going lower it explains all of the strategy going on rn |
| Terrance Howard over here teaching math class.\n\nBroadly, what I'm getting out of this thread is that a lot of people must simply be out of the loop. It's hard for me to get a bead on people's familiarity with the reality of AI as it exists in the corporate space today. I guess if I didn't work at a corporation where everyone started using AI for everything this year, and had only used ChatGPT in 2025 or something, I would also be out of the loop. I guess there are just going to be two different realities from here, and there's no clear path to reconciling them. |
| I bet $100k you cannot dunk a men’s basketball on a 10 foot hoop. |
| This isn't news |
| Reacher like most single nomadic white guys is now into south East Asian girls |
| Anthropic CEO's wife pushed Epstein to be more involved in her "revolutionary" "luxury porn" start up for women. 3 years after he became a registered sex offender.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/2765ovK.png\n\nLMAO 🤌 |
| Full port CLS |
| same here, my family wants to disown me if I don't hurry up |
| Hopefully WING continues its pump |
| Me - big weak |
| I would like red futes please and thank you |
| LinkedIn is such a weird place its all larpers. |
| No, no. Not crazy at all. A bit on the mild side for a conspiracy theorist. |
| Say it |
| Closed today |
| Most of us don't have jobs. That's why we're here. |
| My calls are going to eat a weekend worth of theta but at least those puts i sold did too |
| 😊 |
| 1/3 mu 1/3 sndk 1/3 stx can't go wrong\n\n |
| A little seasoning on that white bread |
| Using the AI slop report button makes LinkedIn algorithm show you more AI slop lmao |
| NEWS: 🥭 says he has ordered Hegseth to “substantially reduce” joint U.S.-South Korea military exercises, citing his relationship with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and calling the drills “hostile.”\n\n🥭 says he is helping North Korea because South Korea refused to join his failed war against Iran.\n\nHmmm |
| I would wait for a good dip and then go into SNDK |
| I remember asking the posters/traders over on atomicbobs.com “anyone gonna get some citi at .25? During the gfc collapse.\n\nNo takers lol\n\nDang |
| where do you see that?\n\n |
| Load up 4k worth of 10/21 800cs and split the winnings with me |
| I sold all mine, there’s so much more money to make in stonks |
| 23andme said I'm 1 percent black |
| restaurant stickers on menu USD fucked |
| My account got a warning the other day for harassment, simply by suggesting that everyone pretends to be all righteous and honorable, and they would never be corrupt like a *specific* individual (who indeed is corrupt), but if they were in this position, they would probably do/be the same, but not as open and transparent about it. |
| U should just wire me the 💰instead |
| Being 30 is weird cuz my mom is literally rooting for me to get laid and make a grandchild |
| I must have nutted to that one a hundred times before they took it off |
| Is Michael "Gay"rry liquidated yet? |
| Futures up 7 bps, bers are fucked😭🤌 |
| Fuck now I can't create another boilerplate SaaS that nobody will care about!!! |
| it's not that they like us, they just don't have any original thought |
| i just dropped my last batch at 139 for a quick 40%. i keep jumping back in when there is a significant pull back but it's starting to get a little expensive at this point.\n\n |
| She needs to finish the lug nuts |
| Yoooo I'm glad you made it out of the quake. Keep your head up |
| NET calls |
| Don’t worry. You can always resell the course. And you don’t even need to rent a Lambo with Seedance. |
| That's racist |
| Its fair value is a little higher from here. They’ve had 2 good quarters in a row now and isn’t the broken bank it used to be |
| Whats the point of a sell button? Just get rid of it. |
| Sup ninjas |
| Hey chat gpt why is my wiener 8 inches and my brokerage account at $10 m, sorry wrong chat |
| Anyone buying TE tmr? |
| How do they work |
| guys i need some wisdom should I go 50/50 on mu and sndk 0dte calls tmrw or should I just fullport one |
| I hope so. North korea mad at them. They are an attention greedy whore wanting the media that is covering Iran. |
| Well I held 15 $770p through the weekend so it’s def going to be $780c |
| u/opinion\_is\_unpopular pls tell user he has to speak American here |
| Marriott is not like McDonald's which is really a real estate company. \n\nMarriott International actually owns or leases only about 51 properties out of a massive global portfolio of over 9,300 locations. This means Marriott directly owns less than 1% of its branded hotels, operating overwhelmingly as a franchise and management company rather than a real estate owner |
| Bigmac an hour ago...place was clean and employees were very polite and prompt.\nFood was tasty, 10$ |
| lmao >!bers!< |
| # Japanese government weighs crackdown on illegal trade of Pokemon cards |
| 馄炖 |
| Hell yeah |
| The better the skin fade the better the wisdom. |
| How did you get your original 1M? Other trades? |
| $NFLX qt’s |
| and prayers |
| Dip buying gonna be exhausted with the buffet indicator at like 260% when this shit finally does big short |
| Maybe, but also kids despise AI atm - may be a trend but too soon to see |
| Idk you get to a point where you know how to prioritize the BS in a sea of stupid requests and chill the other 30 hours a week. |
| All he can do it block Strait of Hormuz again. If he bombs Iran again then Iran will bombs the other countries in the middle-east.\n\nThere is nothing much TACO can do in this situation other than give Iran what they want. |
| From what im hearing over this weekend.. i would say just in time |
| I have never heard of a European fund that actively shorts the markets. It's always American ones. European funds for years keep saying invest in S&P. How is it the Europeans those who don't have doubts in the success of American companies. |
| Time to start a NKOSPI |
| 😳 |
| Markets will continue to rip, the worse the news is the higher we go and bigger dips. |
| Just bought a course from someone with broccoli hair about how to get a lambo, hope it works out 🤞 |
| I want Burry to rage-post more slop charts… |
| Welcome to earth |
| Revenue doesn’t come from chats, most revenue is from enterprise Claude code. ATM models are interchangeable and your point stands, however frontier AI will have to force usage of their harness to be able to use their models in an effort to cut down on the interchangeability |
| no i just want some empanada. |
| I don’t make any money |
| thoughts on paypal |
| MAGNETS 🧲 |
| Thank you |
| No need to watch futes, buy every dip bot still activated |
| Big week |
| This is just a ignorant comment. That horse has been beaten dead and proven wrong so many times. We actually have plenty of water in the amarillo area and corporations can dig deep into the ogalla |
| Work in corporate |
| LinkedIn has implemented a report AI slop button. YouTube needs one too. Logged out ads are all AI scam products and Google doesn’t care — don’t know how allowing scams is legal but they do. |
| u/opinion\_is\_unpopular he can’t talk like that this is a place for serious financial discussion |
| Just get really efficient at your job. |
| We’re all gonna make it |
| Bad bot |
| Anti Semitic |
| Well, it wouldn't be the first time I've thrown money at pretty wavy lines and fairy dust. I might give it a go. |
| How the fuck are you people getting jobs where you get to do nothin all day. |
| What are you guys having for dinner tonight? I hope everyone is gonna eat something nice and nutritious |
| South Korea is going to mega dump |
| Heebs got another one |
| so what now we're not gonna save casino korea if they get invaded? |
| Hyperliquid from deez nuts |
| It's easier to be rich and buy a house on the golf course, just takes money. |
| good stock for daily trading |
| Your facts mean nothing to that regard |
| Should’ve just put it all in McDonald calls and waited it’s a lot safer play that could start brining you back over the next few months |
| Telling people to research their stock picks is like telling the US to watch cable television for news. |
| Shouldn’t oil be green if it’s going down |
| I am a bull and your mom is a cow |
| I love Israel |
| Any circle ⭕️ bulls here? |
| Which one of you is my wife’s boyfriend? Can I get some allowance please? |
| Dude! Its Because he got puts lmao |
| Its above the ichimoku cloud?! Buy |
| What’s worse is caring about it at all. Sunday futures are always mostly flat and always irrelevant for mondays action. |
| Ah yes the ascending buffalo butthole pattern |
| Where's my hug. |
| Grindr |
| #Could futes be any flatter LMAO🤌 |
| i’m up $1500 already |
| Bro just spend the 100k to get insider info from truth social or alternatively just "honey trap" someone at axios and profit |
| U want a Latina ladyboy to pump ur lil white boy ass |
| Furnished Finder |
| Spy 780c at open. Or 770p idk |
| Claude is down????!!!!111 buble has poped!!!!1 |
| Still on the boat! 🚤 |
| Oil futes are green retard |
| Rope |
| Short term looking for the move! |
| Hahahahaha serves the duopoly right. Gabe wins. |
| Those of you that travel for work. What do you use to find housing that’s not AirBnB or VRBO? |
| Oil bulls going through rough life |
| !banbet xsp 769 24h |
| ur options expires worthless, id rather keep the shares u feel |
| wen 800? should i load up on 4k worth of 8/21 800C's at open? |
| Any Latinas looking for love |
| The only thing these futures need is a little crème fraîche. |
| I have Cramer’s touch lately when it comes to picking stocks 💀 |
| So futes are green and so is oil 🤣 |
| Same crowd cheering for hertz |
| The world of investing is a fucking casino. Bulls. Bears. Theta decay. Margin calls lurking behind every candle. That's why we here at r/wallstreetbets pride ourselves on doing absolutely zero research and risking our meager life savings on contracts that expire Friday. Armed with screenshots and weaponized autism, we're here to guide you deep into the financial wilderness. Then just leave you there.\n\nWallStreetBets. Leverage. Delusion. Loss Porn. |
| buy the dip fam |
| fuck i just realized i nuked my 200 hour grim dawn saves when i reset my pc with cloud saves off |
| Where are the bros that keeping echoing corn to a million 2 years ago? |
| Solid advice |
| Mine says “ Claude is temporarily unavailable \nWe’re [working on it](https://status.anthropic.com/) — try again in a moment.” Down detector shows lot of reports |
| 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| Futes are green, why is this sub always screaming on sunday that we're going red? |
| Sun mpc vlo |
| +0.1% Bols back in charge :kek: |
| just buy shares |
| That’s why he’s been quiet. Something is going on. I think he is gonna send in Drill Team 6 |
| Refresh! It’s mooning like mad |
| Spy 840 by midterms |
| It is a little dumb. You missed out on the rule of 55. |
| Bruh if you think shorting oil is th move rn you’re actually regarded |
| works on my machine |
| Have you seen their menu? Hommie, most US customers Gen Z/A can't even read it.\n\n |
| bots got liquidated |
| Servus |
| Futures looking good and we back to larping being rich |
| wait genuinely why?? I have avgo calls 30 dte |
| nq gud spy gey |
| semi vol looks cheap now |
| You don't even understand what a bear is. it's not buying shares when the market is down, its actively betting that that the market will go down, as in buying contracts that pay out when said event occurs. |
| Claude down. Need more data centres. Pump MU and SanDisk for more capital. |
| Perhaps he's throwing Nk-pop a bone, same with Ji-ping & T-wan |
| Ber are fukked tomorrow haha |
| I was sick of paying $29 a month for a trading stats app, so I built one with the help of fable 5. For the less regarded ones on here , [FillJournal.com](http://FillJournal.com) is the link, you'll thank me later. |
| Hopefully you are stepping away and getting help elsewhere |
| Can you low iq bears sell your puts so we can get a drawdown again🤣🤣 |
| A carrier to replace.. |
| i dare it to drop lemme get some more |
| Wow and how many people actually use them, more or less then 3? Also Spotify has almost all the music, can you say the same for Netflix? |
| I can never understand you retards |
| Fuuuutes having the Kim Rocket Pump |
| bers r fuk yet again? |
| Bols back in charge |
| Na |
| Valve |
| claude and gemini are going to funnel $15B and $10B per year to spacex for compute |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| who are they |
| Dr. Domo, Japanese Dr. Doom |
| Yep they sure are 🤡 |
| wtf why?? |
| You can buy them in 2hrs. SPX or XSP |
| I believe it. There is this psychological race to 800 so I think we will overshoot it and then correct |
| Fuck, semis dumping tmr |
| They just sound jealous. |
| they saying MU and SNDK is overvalued af is that something to worry about for my 0dte calls tmrw? |
| Futes always green these days and when they blood red we rip 1 percent. Calls everyday lol |
| winter in coming. that ass of a country ain't last long |
| His dreams |
| green futes bers r fuk |
| How are futes? Are they hot and sweaty like my bolls |
| us fracking oil is expensive to produce but can be turned on and off easily, they are one of the balancing powers in the market |
| Futes absolutely rip through the moon |
| Just as predicted, market is flat |
| this shit got me, if the tiny balls were hanging, i’d lose it |
| This post tells me big money is ready to buy so they want you shorting for better prices and liquidity. |
| Went to a family reunion. Everyone told me why they thought me retiring at 54 was dumb. |
| Concern for corntards |
| I mean if op keeps this up pain can be forever as well |
| 🥭 about to invade South Korea? 💀 |
| don't touch it - Baboon tweets fuxk even experienced oil traders. stick to regard stocks |
| My average cost is 510. I see it will definitely be testing 500 within this week anyway, so I'll probably just trim there instead of the big short I wanted. |
| Not sure the long term chart means anything when the company was near bankruptcy and had a 1 for 10 reverse split. |
| Korea just got the pimp slap |
| As soon as it moves down 100 everyone is gonna panic sell |
| Going long on almost literally anything has been a safe strategy for quite some time…. We about to get into stagflation so dividends are where it’s at imo \n\nI’m not a gambler like most here tho |
| What happened to all the Hertz spam lol |
| You can by /ES options right now! |
| you know that one meme with bunch of red af regards hugging each other for comfort? that's the 'mutual' part of mutual fund |
| Buying VOO is always a solid play but not what this sub is about. |
| Wrong grammar you fucking idiot |
| No more problems with losing a sock in the dryer, also i lost 7 pounds. |
| blame boomers |
| Oh nice u like fake shit |
| But we already won!!!! |
| Ain't nothin' but tutti frutti, get on the floor if you've got that... |
| Baka gajin |
| being prepared to get fisted by china, yeah |
| Imagine, if futures are already green, what will happen at the open.\n\nCRAZY BULLISH!! |
| Where did you acquire this information |
| It’s terrifying to think about |
| being prepared to get fisted by china, sure |
| Yet real estate market somehow won't crash this time |
| Grip it and rip it week 👍 |
| walk around akihabara for 5 minutes and you’ll find a spot |
| Spy +20% mutual fund: -.2%. Cooooooooooool. |
| Bulls will be trapped there soon |
| you really missed the boat on this over the past year and a half. made me a bunch of money 🙂 |
| Hit by a smooth criminal? |
| We all fucked it’s gunna theta dick us until we break $780 after like Wednesday Fed minutes. Wake me later this week. |
| Black Monday Tesla down -20%, NVDA down 14%, QQQ down 6% |
| what? you don't want extra winning? |
| up .01% WSB "futes rippin" |
| バカの外国人 |
| Prepared for the war we already won like seventeen times? |
| Yeah |
| i mean, if they can turn it around one way or the other, at .59, it could be an epic deep value play. but theyre an absolute mess at this point no doubt about it. though they are still THE institutional name in the action camera space, if they cant somehow trade on that alone then fuck man. but the stock is on deaths door for a reason, they've nearly totally fallen off, lost a ton of market share to insta360 and dji in recent years etc. idk i gotta look into it further. might throw a grand or two at some calls fuck it |
| Can I buy options at 6am tomorrow or not? |
| Loads die with some debt outstanding \n\nhttps://abcnews.com/Business/americans-dying-average-62k-debt/story?id=46323519 |
| It’s nearly impossible to make money investing in a stock market that is up nearly 40% over the last 18 months. |
| Is sndk still on an uptrend |
| It does exist. Thank me later\n\n[https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/ogkqy9/a\_very\_exciting\_tokyo\_tour/?share\_id=hXQhzbEWIUPUfcO6CSiyg&utm\_content=1&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=ioscss&utm\_source=share&utm\_term=1](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/ogkqy9/a_very_exciting_tokyo_tour/?share_id=hXQhzbEWIUPUfcO6CSiyg&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1) |
| No man, you see. It's true that my brick factory loses 1 dollar per brick, but I made more bricks yesterday that in the whole previous week! It's a good thing!!\n\nJust don't ask how the profit was |
| We’re causally pulling all ships from around the world and just casually putting them around Iran for no reason in particular cause everything is fine |
| Well it's better than opening -1% so yeah |
| Damn, as long as you're tossing so much money into the void, how bout just sending me a few grand? I could definitely use it more than the market makers |
| Buying ACHR |
| It’ll at least 10-50x before I retire. No reason to be worried |
| it exists if you have enough yen. |
| No everything's computer |
| You are not taking Clarity Act into account. Senate vote on clarity act is already scheduled for Sept 15. If Senate passes Clarity Act, it is catalyst for crypto, and for mstr b/c it will provide legal framework and will trigger inflow of institutional money. \nNow, if Senate fails to pass Clarity Act nothing good is coming to crypto for probably few years. \n\nI do think chances are high that Clarity Act will get passed and I am holding MSTR shares. |
| that's a top signal if I've ever seen one |
| spy 800 by sept 1st |
| Show what? |
| That bers are fuk |
| going to japan\n\nwant to drink some sake with cute girls that dress up as my favorite anime characters \n\ni am sure this kind of place exists |
| Eh, with AMD you never know how it'll end a particular day. |
| Attaboy |
| How'd you end up with a million in the first place? |
| Lmao bears putting there hopes on MTG??? Oh man what. Bullish week spy 780+ |
| "Long term this is a buy"\n\ndude why do I even read these posts |
| Yeah a lot of people know they just can't afford it so live at home and spend their money on cars and holidays. |
| Your a junkie. Plain and simple. |
| Yeah bro we just got done with a correction and everything is in an uptrend |
| \*before market open\*\n\nTHIS IS THE END OF CAPITALISM\n\n\*market opens slightly green\*\n\nNEW BULL RUN EVERYBODY |
| Service NOW and keep loading LGIH (insider buy by senate members) |
| Oil + gold futures show what? |
| China |
| BERS R FUK 📈📈📈📈 |
| just wait till 8 futes will be rippin higher |
| At least we are funny here. |
| unsub from r/askreddit and r/funny and it becomes orders of magnitude better. |
| Genius! \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/l4nlx6t68tjh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e424694e864210a3a9acc0d0f61f63c7185a1c20 |
| You’re complaining? |
| Ya man, scary i hope she recovers soon |
| I guess my new all-in AMD short was a bad idea |
| You've always bought onds calls since you were young? |
| I just love chilling and watching movies all day all languages. |
| I choose to believe this cause I went from 0% to 80% invested last week\n\n |
| …… what? |
| Futes are barely green |
| I can handle the most retarded takes of this sub, but the rest of Reddit is intolerable |
| Right? She's skeleton. |
| Haha wtf is this from this is amazing and I have no context |
| Gonna be a classic melt up date… +2% by EOD |
| idk corn is red |
| Turn down the what! |
| Apparently not because I'm pretty far from a fucking commie 😂 |
| Your looking at this all wrong. He needs to let hookers on coke sell options on his account. That's how he's going to hit it big. |
| someone give ariana grande a double cheeseburger asap; Wendy’s will do |
| And once again bers decimated with fake wishes of a collapse |
| Something Isreal would do. |
| You should see EXUS it's basically on a straight line 45 degree up trend.\n\nhttps://www.google.com/search?q=exus+etf&client=ms-android-motorola-rvo3&hs=co7&sca_esv=10b0fbc9d9454061&sxsrf=APpeQnuci01l1Ie_XVMhNCXtYlbk_ZqxVA%3A1786917669923&ei=JTOCavOBOLKQhbIP5uKcgAM&biw=411&bih=766&oq=EXUS&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIgRFWFVTKgIIATIKEAAYgAQYigUYQzIKEAAYgAQYigUYQzIKEAAYgAQYigUYQzIFEAAYgAQyBhAAGAcYHjIKEAAYgAQYigUYQzIFEAAYgAQyBRAAGIAESPcXULYMWLYMcAF4AZABAJgBYKABYKoBATG4AQHIAQD4AQGYAgKgAnzCAgoQABhHGNYEGLADwgIXEC4Y3AYYuAYY2gYY2AIYyAMYsAPYAQGYAwCIBgGQBg66BgQIARgZkgcDMS4xoAe2A7IHAzAuMbgHasIHAzMtMsgHGYAIAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp |
| Classic |
| Hell yeah son |
| Yes it's hot |
| 🥷🦅 godspeed homie |
| You didn’t lose it all for nothing. You’ve reminded me to be grateful for my life choices! |
| gold GUH |
| Bears are fuck! |
| Tom Lee is the Anti Burry. |
| open the CASINO |
| Yeah |
| EVERYTHING is green LOL |
| are people really jizzing their pants about +0.1 percent |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee said buy ALL dips |
| 🥭 fears little 🚀 man lol |
| It's jover |
| Nicolas Cage is the GOAT |
| Futures green?? |
| gayest pump ever |
| Maybe 2128 |
| We about to skyrocket to $785 |
| futes rippp |
| wait futes open at 6 pm? |
| Have you tried closing the app and relogging back in? |
| Blood flat |
| Holy futes |
| [UAE already paid off Iran](https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/uae-unlock-billions-dollars-iran-sources-say-2026-06-12/)\n\nOf course Israel has been non-stop trying to sabotage any US-Iran deal. They are the devil in all of this. |
| Does anyone ever read a prospectus? Why on such a garbage stock? |
| thats what im afraid of |
| OH SHIT ITS GREEN |
| if you don’t understand the origin of WSB joke ‘your wife’s bf’ then may I suggest you ask your wife’s bf to find out. |
| opening bell 😀 |
| Set alerts |
| wasn't this admin |
| Hard to say, but I know it's relatively high beta/volatile. I feel at this price, it has room to go up and room to go down - just wish I bought when it was 23/24 recently. But the macro picture is looking more bullish. |
| 1 minute for what |
| Didn’t we lambast Putin and Russia for the same threat. Fake news |
| Bro the DOW is over 50,000 |
| 🏃🏻♂️➡️ |
| Maybe the nuke is the scapegoat theyre gonna use to crash the market before year end to align with the capital gain write offs. By the books endgame baby |
| Nvidia supplies Russia as well as the Ukrainians |
| its green boys, lets gooooooo! |
| 1minute! |
| APLD was 23$ only for 2 days... very hard to time such a brief bottom... what is your entry price? |
| Tariffs suck |
| 2 minutes! |
| Arbitraging handjobs behind the dumpster? |
| Are you tard? FX is 1.16sh |
| When you run out of bb’s you bring out the shotgun |
| So pump memory tomorrow and buy puts at close while the koreopoors sell |
| pokemon cards and mtg cards have better price actions than MSFT, META |
| I like your username |
| Japan about to Pearl Harbor your 401ks |
| Ggog |
| What if you download Car Jam? |
| 2 minutes until my life has meaning again |
| https://preview.redd.it/2y18eey17tjh1.png?width=857&format=png&auto=webp&s=615fcec55f91271ca6a87b448508cee8814dcc63\n\n |
| puts on democracy |
| Money is worthless, get more money? |
| Is oil gonna pump or dump tomorrow? |
| Ok im in. Damn. This feels awesome haha |
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| Yes according to technicals, until buys come back in mid week. The equilibrium slope created in Tuesday and Wednesday created a nice trend line that was respected multiple times followed by the pump on the 13th of August @ market open that pushed markets to the high of 7817. Market instantly consolidated, dropped and closed below the trend line at 7795, not the first time I see this, usually the markets tend to test the levels pre pump @ 7765 before buys eat up again. Not financial advice, but my calls are on Wednesday onwards. |
| We don’t know what is ranch 🤷♂️ |
| lunr :money: |
| Hey I have puts and calls and would love a pull back. Sill looks bullish until end of month 🤷let’s go though!!! |
| VOO and chill tomorrow is what I’m doing might swing it with leverage though |
| And wants to reach low inflation low borrowing costs and high deficit spending at the same time.\n\nIf this administration is somehow solving this equation than they can easily solve the Riemann Hypothesis. |
| Nothing, you're blessed |
| Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Oh well. Nevermind. |
| > Trump: I have directed Secretary of War Pete Hegseth to significantly cut joint military drills 14:06 Aug 16\n\n> Trump: very strong ties with Kim Jong Un of North Korea 14:05 Aug 16\n\n> Trump: I am unhappy the US long ago agreed to join military drills with South Korea |
| I mean it kinda did Crash spy and qqq short term didn't it? From like 750 to 700? |
| Brother look at flightradar and tell me that with a straight face, also ships in hormuz were attacked today… |
| https://preview.redd.it/tt4hmifv6tjh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1f84bccae961bd6b4ddc36bcd9a90d33c4a4d5 |
| Meh. 100x leverage yolo into eth. What can go wrong |
| What about baidu |
| Netlist 🥸 |
| all space stocks are a scam |
| do you think it will go lower? AI up momentum is returning |
| https://preview.redd.it/7nkyhjrr6tjh1.png?width=954&format=png&auto=webp&s=295e435e4bda0ee4e679e94a224d702db53c9ff1\n\n |
| The time for this was on the way down. It's now the largest position in my portfolio. |
| Whoever thought the host of the apprentice would be taking steps to lead our country into potential nuclear war 🫠 |
| If you try to pay me with this at the Wendy’s drive thru it’s gonna be bad my n |
| You are a little late it already crashed. |
| What if I spill some ranch on it? I hear Europeans love ranch. \n\nHurt some wittle feelings with that one. |
| I'm gonna remind people asts is a fucking scam with actively fraudulent management. |
| well it's 5.78 usd so yeah u got scammed |
| USD has been pumping this year though. it’s the only thing i haven’t been wiped out on |
| Id like to buy it sub 25-27 |
| The art of the deal |
| Yeah but…\n\nStill calls! |
| anyone buying APLD tomorrow? seems cheap |
| No \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/lwmrswzi6tjh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2478b79dde62e8e48dea133229bc8f60408cd72 |
| My stock run flats lasted 8.5k miles, now I have to spend $1k on new rears\n\nI need to make 2k in casino this week |
| Why do women wear those shapewear gym leggings and sports bra in public as a fashion statement |
| That is the goal. Trump wants a weak dollar to make US goods more affordable. The target is 30% reduced value over 10 years. |
| Why tho |
| Claude.ai is down… **puts** |
| that might be the best investment of ur lifetime |
| Dont say I didnt warn you |
| I hope you talking 200 pesos not dollars |
| like wise |
| Calls they , should be bought up and restructured 0.65 cent rn , did they not collab with red bull at some point? |
| **Yea you’re right it’s off its axis** |
| Enough. |
| When debt and M2 goes up bears getting slaughtered even when they are right.\n\nAnd gay at the same time.\n\nGod bless them! |
| This mercantilism by the US gov is getting ridiculous now Apple isn’t allowed to buy Chinese memory chips, so everyone has to suffer |
| Funny but no chart supports that |
| :derp: |
| Scotty Bessent salivating at the thought of driving down oil futures price 🤤 |
| Why not both? |
| Lmao we closed above 775 on Friday a 10 billion gamma level ....bearish??. |
| Armageddon tomorrrow. Sell while you can |
| Are you an insider if you work at wendy's? |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| 2 hours and 8 minutes until I constantly watch charts like a tweaker |
| A nice purse would fill the look out |
| By Friday |
| I'm big brain i went long brent because wti is american :smoking: |
| Trading view is decent |
| WTF?! |
| Wait why dram, what’s the dd cuz I’ve been seeing people saying memory is about to pump again |
| Tomorrow night is going to be interesting. Memory stocks had a great Friday, the Korean market was already closed and they are closed on Monday. So our Monday night will see millions of people way more regarded than any one here just chomping at the bit. It also gives them an extra day to sell their sisters, mothers, etc for cash to get into the market. |
| Also green |
| https://preview.redd.it/y8b18a0u5tjh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba0da143c724354b149035f7e2db0e554c406aa |
| The wall people say I’m a better trader without the chemical chains on my mindddd |
| Yes please pamp it |
| Either oil or JPY, sorry :jpow: |
| All in on Baidu |
| I’m a bear and I’ve made a few hundred grand this year. Just because I believe we’re in a bubble, I’m not dumb enough to think I can nail the timing accurately to short the market. So instead I invested in bearish things like gold and fixed income. |
| buy |
| I’m thinking bowling, more Monday mood |
| Even jehova ain't going to witness that |
| Trading oil is betting on a demented 80 year old kids twitter account.\n\nJust buy gold and silver imo they just started to run and my guess is they will dubble before the end of this year. |
| By the looks of the technicals were bearish till mid week |
| Is it askew? |
| Oil will be green tonight till Scotty Bessent and his goons come back from the weekend and start shorting it |
| I started the year an expert on shiny metals, now Im an expert on memory |
| nukes this nukes that shut the fuck up and open the casino |
| The Big Long |
| In the future it’s just gonna be the US and North Korea bro’ing out using US AI models and the rest of the world using Chinese AI models |
| VIX futures too?! 😥 |
| Buy calls because if there's a nuclear war shit won't matter anyway. |
| Also, I tune into their earnings call. Pinchuck (the CEO) is totally unhinged. Excellent vibes. |
| Buy into vrtx now or no? |
| MRAX is now here to help. |
| That's the neat part, also green! |
| https://preview.redd.it/avb5bd6h5tjh1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e660395c024503dc249740ef82b153766f2d6be\n\n |
| Should I go bowling or golfing w the boys tomorrow night? |
| South Korea this and South Korea that…I just want to know if dram pumps tmrw |
| https://preview.redd.it/7hjf8eye5tjh1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=010dd741e679edc4ba403d5d2dac7cab24407cdd\n\n |
| It makes sense now, Trump secretely ordered to bankrupt the lower class of South Korea so they'd be less opposed to go fight in a war. |
| At this point America looks so fucked Taiwan probably just join up and say GG |
| Isn’t he always bullish? |
| what about oil futures? |
| They could spoof but people have reported the flights have opened on UAE forums |
| futures will be green no matter you like it or not |
| Source is MTG (The space laser lady). Who is nuts but also would have sources in the right places to hear about it. Also not surprising that they've considered it. |
| i found a gopro in the park the other day, watched the footage and i suspect the guy works in facilities at a local archdioceses, cuz he recorded himself working on the computer for some bizarre reason, and i was just barely able to maybe make out the letters on the logo on his shirt. how weird is it if i call the main number and ask if a dude who looks like him works there and im trying to give him his camera back if so. also, puts or calls? |
| :wendys: |
| Pump hertz, pump. Then print |
| It's definitely a point where they could think "what if we can end it and halt any further deployment". |
| No. I'm working on my tan |
| Feel bad for anyone shorting the market nothing can stop the circus |
| Open the casino? |
| Great answer.\nIf not energy, what then.. Go long on index? |
| Take your meds you idiots. |
| I need to get new earbuds too. My air pods are dying 😔 |
| I need micron to $1000 by end of August |
| 😜 |
| Margarita Taylor Green? |
| Europoors’ puny bet sizes explain why they are poor in the first place |
| I went to Denny's for breakfast on Friday by myself and it was awesome. |
| What price do you plan to sell? Nevermind it says Aug 21. Would you have bought a longer option ? |
| Having military presence in a country that is home to critical AI bottlenecks is bad actually |
| We need a big pump so I feel better about losing my lil earbuds 🤏 |
| Yeah that’s consumer cyclical for you 😔 |
| I got 50k in physical gold and 100k in silver, if this turns into 1 million I'm building my own nuclear bunker with all the necessities and if nothing happens oh wells, it will be a mancave and can also rent it out on Airbnb 😂 |
| It was just dragging for about a year plus and my other positions were rocketing so I figured fuck it. Small loss overall. |
| MTG is bored out of office looking for a good reentry price |
| OPEN THE FUCKING FUTURES CASINO!\n\nI WANT IN! I NEED IT!\n\nPLEASE!!! |
| we gonna get Nuclear Armageddon before GTA VI |
| Shit market used to dump on North Korean saber rattling about nukes, which had less than a 1% of happening. The fact that there's even a possibly double digit probability the dumbass does that would be circuit breaker if the market hadn't been completely desensitized. |
| Lol hyperliquid opened trading for KORU |
| what do we think SPY is gonna do tomorrow? |
| First I'm hearing of nuclear posturing. Can a regard get a source? |
| Next time you should get an orchiectomy first |
| Do any of you pay for data from Tradingview? If so, which? |
| Jim cramer is bullish... Get that parachute ready |
| OP has never heard of GPS spoofing |
| Good |
| Please AMD |
| Overheating pieces of crap |
| Webull a good buy or just run up before earnings |
| fuck |
| Amen |
| They are good cameras for what they do |
| In my local farmers market it is up only 0,2 % |
| I've got screenshots of my IAUM, that should be good enough |
| pls amd |
| Micron puts |
| What yall think about Go Pro? |
| The “U.S. considering using nuclear weapons”headlines are probably the surest sign to get calls as there’s probably a less than 20% chance of that happening but…it’s not even like the market has really dipped so I have no fucking clue |
| Touch me, it's so easy to leave me\nAll alone with the memory |
| saved so mich lol |
| QQQ up 1.3% on the Wellington, NZ futures market 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 |
| Hey how exactly do you know where the top is and the bottom? Do you look at the daily charts or monthly in still a beginner and I hear a lot of people say “you bought at the top” how do you know? |
| To prepare for South Korea's market crashing, I'm watching The Big Short with Korean subtitles. |
| Bears in shambles |
| I don’t think anyone believes the us would use nuclear weapons like cmon |
| Here's a cookie 🍪 don't spend it all in one place |
| Love to hear it! 💪🏻 |
| Futes will be green and calls will print |
| They are chic |
| Not counting on Israel to NOT start some more bullshit |
| Let’s goooo! 🤘🏻 |
| Anyone buying Reddit? |
| Need RDDT and AMD to pump tomorrow morning. |
| Nuremberg cannot come soon for these people |
| just FUD |
| first response to give me best option to trade tmr morning for life changing money & i'll go all in |
| If you don’t want a million just give it to me next time bro I will be glad to take it 🙂 |
| Centipedes? In my vagina? |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/LoveTrash/s/n2ysIbUQU2 |
| Market green, they’ll abandon the ME by the end of the month and just say something along the lines of “We don’t use the strait so whoever does can clean up our mess.” Oh shit forgot the “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!” |
| CGPUO |
| Thats why God invented options.\n\nEither your kids will have enough to move out or you are all moving out of your house. 😉 |
| Physical gold? With all the nukes talk? |
| we aren’t starting up this nonsense again |
| https://preview.redd.it/0atku3kv3tjh1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=b309b9b3194dbfe1b6f3765a0051a786e92d28da\n\n |
| Mmmm war crimes. Very profitable! /s |
| I can't even laugh or stroke at this loss porn. Brother please get some help. I'm so sorry man. Best of luck |
| Bro chill |
| I have them in my posts |
| You ate until you were full, then you kept eating, and your stomach hurt and you *still* kept eating. |
| Probably arguing with someone on X |
| One can hope! |
| You Salmon fishing right now? I made it in business then trading. You kind of have to do both to get to this level. I suppose you could get really right a few times but even then. I had NVDA at $6 (presplit) made a shit ton, went sideways, made some on ANET and then busted a move on Micron back in March. |
| Oh quality stocks... Thx. Let's do long on stocks that will go up |
| he's a terrorist |
| I made 500$ since may and I'm glad most of you regards can't even do that |
| 9/11 is coming |
| lol no it’s not muppet |
| Shitcoins are getting massively rugged this weekend, holy shit. |
| Coke and Martian hookers |
| spaceX to 200$? |
| Didn't read what you wrote, but loading up a couple hundred shares of MSTR on Monday. |
| >Israel should be killing “30 to 40” people each night in Gaza and should build Jewish settlements in the Palestinian enclave, the country’s far-right national security minister [Itamar Ben-Gvir] has said in an interview.\n\n>“I think we should be doing 30 to 40 targeted assassinations per night,” Ben-Gvir said. “Not just those who pose an immediate threat. There are people there who don’t deserve to live . . . They are not even people.”\n\n>Ben-Gvir also called for the re-establishment of Jewish settlements in the Palestinian territory, saying that he envisaged “all Gaza” belonging to Israel, and reiterating his previous calls for Palestinians to “emigrate”.\n\n>“I imagine settlements not just in Gush Katif but throughout Gaza, and encouraging emigration, the more the better,” he said, referring to settlements that were dismantled by Israel in 2005. “And for the terrorists, there should be no emigration. We should just kill them one by one.”\n\n-- ft article titled "Far-right Israeli minister advocates killing ‘30 to 40’ Gazans each night" |
| Ketamine and runescape |
| I laughed just reading that 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Guys u think sndk can go to 1400 or below within this month have call options and regretting not taking profits last week |
| Yeah that way North k-pop can attack South k-pop when 🇨🇳 goes after 🇹🇼 |
| What caused this crazy return ? |
| Probably has 100 more to loose |
| What's Elon Musk doing right now |
| $MRAMing a cock up my ass |
| It's interesting to see a lot more houses available and at... well, not affordable... but less insane prices. |
| Good |
| so US can own and use nukes but Iran cant? kinda funny |
| Watch Mor Tape. |
| Goddamn, 🥭 is running on pure retardium. |
| MTG calling for rationality here. What a cursed timeline. |
| we should also pull soldiers on NATO's eastern flank for iran |
| This is outvesting |
| At first I thought: this is just stupid enough to work. There only $200 why not? Then I thought: this relies on 25% minimum growth in a few months, to avoid total loss, on a company with flat revenue and earnings growth, and competitors trading at identical (P/E=15) multiples.\n\n \nAlso, it's been up lately, so it's now down 75% from all time high 20 years ago. \n\nI might actually buy a little. |
| 18.6 year real estate cycle is a mf'r |
| just grab him by the pussy |
| But the stress is gone after watching it slowly disappear. |
| Martin Shkreli Pharma Bro is also short\n\nHow I knew to go long, those two are so confidently incorrect 99% of the time |
| Document all |
| The housing market is at a tipping point, it’s actually fucking over |
| 🥭 just trying to save ammunitions because he used them all to open Hormuz |
| Netflix Long |
| Yea, less people to take profits from the stock market, so it has to go up |
| IBM!! |
| Thanks for the heads up man. I'll be sure to frisk all of my hookers from now on. |
| Short it from the slightly elevated prices right now? What do you expect the bottom to be? \n\nBrent crude was only $6 cheaper per barrel at this time of year in 2024, this time last year it was $20 and reaching 5year lows sparking OPEC cuts to boost the price…. \n\nYou should probably skip the energy play if you think shorting is a good idea right now lmao |
| You realize that SpaceX IPOed at such a high market cap that if Google IPOed at the exact same equivalent valuation it would've IPOed at 45 trillion market cap, SpaceX is pulling in about as much as BlockBuster video rentals at its peak, lets be realistic about the long term relevance of StarLink satellite internet |
| Netflix!! |
| Trump spilled the beans that he needs resources from the pacific to finish Iran. Oil prices will keep going up. Iran ain't backing down. Market will not like that move. |
| Talking heads of the Warhawks/hardliners group have been making statements like this since the Cold War in every nuclear power state for decades. Just another alarmist headline applied to the most recent conflict |
| Kospi closed today |
| Get yourself a boyfriend\n\nOr a dog |
| Hungry. TACO. |
| Naw. This is my 4th time starting over this year. Yolo baby. |
| The most red Monday you’ve ever seen |
| Or maybe they just aren’t fully retarded |
| china's military is corrupt as fuck |
| No one is gonna fight the US on behalf of Iran lol |
| omg calls |
| Trump just dumped South Korea 👉 https://x.com/disclosetv/status/2089101168945369358\nLooks like it's gonna be Kospi Krash Week 📉📉📉 |
| Also what does "on and off for 9 years" mean?\n\nYou're a frequently unemployed gamer that spends most his time shitposting, and because of that I should listen to you when actual business leaders are saying they're not seeing the results vs. promise?\n\nIf you own it just tell me the company? |
| buy yen during lunch break\n\n \noops i didn't mean to post that publicly |
| Burry added to his shorts supposedly. I hope it rockets again on Monday. |
| As your humble degen I can say sports betting sucks. The risk reward is atroshious. Even slots are better. |
| i thought we were winning, weird |
| black monday coming tomorrow |
| All you need is a two front war to get them out of the house… |
| Closed |
| Wait you owe less than 1k? On this sub??? |
| It does this on simple math and shopping prompts. |
| Cuz its all packed in ur small intestine |
| i'm honestly really shocked xi hasn't taken taiwan yet\n\nreally shows how things are probably a disorganized shitshow over in chyna too under the surface |
| CSPs never had a bubble, and at the end of the day AI is a CSP. (Cloud Service Providers)\n\nAWS has only been growing for over 20 years.\n\nAlso the fact that almost everyone thinks its a bubble, tells me it's actually not a bubble lol. When people stop thinking it's a bubble, that's where you gotta worry. |
| And if he's as bananas as they say... |
| I love trading. Have you tried being good at it/profitable rather than just gambling on 0dte like a retard? It's a great feeling |
| You idiot - im in |
| She cant see the vision dont listen to her |
| I'm trying to reinstall nvidia drivers and restart and do a bit of tweaking of my vram settings. Or else gonna use integrated graphics while I buy a new graphics card |
| Its big because its a big loss |
| Korea and Kospi noticed you from across the bar.. and they really like your *vibe* |
| Bessent: Y'know, Mango, there are many more markets you can manipulate other than the United States'.\n\nMango: I'm listening.... |
| Bruh... no fucking way! WW3?! Even the thought of using nuclear weapons by the US is crazy...\n\n\n**US Considering Potential Nuclear Weapon Use**\n\nFormer Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene posted on social media platform X alleging high-level strategy meetings are considering the use of nuclear weapons against Iran and lowering the threshold for their use.\n\nThe former lawmaker warned that such an escalation could trigger a global "nuclear holocaust," leading to an economic depression and unprecedented casualties.\n\n"America is not untouchable," Greene said, urging the public to stop what she called the "insanity."\n\nShe added that current leaders would be held responsible by history if a nuclear conflict occurred. |
| Only if you want to lose money. |
| Puts on kospi 😂 |
| I think they’re closed for a holiday |
| Bears won |
| Where’s my crash? |
| My large/mid cap value etf is up 21% ytd |
| Puts on kospi lmaoooo |
| Yeah, how tf they donna do that to my degen Korean homies?!? |
| what are the vibes r.e. Korea / Kospi? Haven't followed the news last couple of days |
| SIBO isn’t in my portfolio |
| eating that lettuce that gives you hives |
| Dont sell yourself short man portfolio size doesnt determine the quality of your thinking just focus on building a repeatable process and protecting that first $1k because the habits you develop now will matter a lot more when the account gets bigger |
| You just need to start winning and you will love it sir, total game changer. |
| I’d have more money if I had a heroin addiction than this stupid shit |
| This is me. But I’m tempted to move more into SPY because it just can’t go down??? |
| Two more weeks |
| Those are your anecdotal metrics.\n\nSurveys of actual businesses say it ISNT increasing revenue or profits in measurable ways.\n\nThe real economy is not getting the benefit. Shit we actually need? It isn't increasing output. |
| It would not surprise me if South Korea counters the US with memory or chip restrictions and market dumps.\n\nThis is a pretty big deal |
| An irrational pump |
| time to get a wife with a more regard-inclusive mindset |
| You sure about that? Might wanna check on their inflation rate and currency exchange as of July |
| Because it grows a lot faster early on, obviously?\n\nAnd I never said it wasn't useless. If you recall how this conversation started, the dude literally said give agents a bank account and "go make money".\n\nLike that's laughable when it's still failing tasks. Like I showed you an article on it. |
| putins strongest soldiee |
| south koreans stocks cooked tmrw or what |
| Something is brewing in the market - I can feel it. Unfortunately, I don’t know what it is. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3fp64bd22tjh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26d781c3544a5043dfbb5d3b368bf74c0bdc8283 |
| Yup, most likely bad vram |
| Yeah I saw that post too they get like one slice of ham and 4 noodles on naval ships |
| Talking about it as if was heroin 😂😂😂 |
| My wife just suggested to take some "profits". LOOOOL |
| Some people are just miserable fucks, period lol. No point even worrying about them. Def their loss. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kxls9dbz1tjh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24db3f238d77232e727677de701bd8d873657656 |
| nothing says military dominance as much as starving soldiers |
| This is just very sad. Pissed away so much money basically gambling. |
| someone talk me out of this im putting all my college funds on MU, AMD, SNDK 0dte's tmrw morning |
| I hate trading with every fiber of my being. Wish I never got introduced to this shit. |
| Twerk peener |
| pulling the last carrier from asia and now reducing military exercises with casino korea\n\nis trump daring xi to hit taiwan |
| those pay nothing |
| I’d take him over Burry any fucking day of the week. |
| how is he doing both china's and russia's bidding at the same time |
| You can plug into the vga port on the board, and disable the graphics card in device manager |
| Username checks out |
| its gonna be a blood bath |
| thankyou |
| You might have methane dominant SIBO then dawg |
| North korea is our friend now and South Korea not so much??? WTF is happening to america!! |
| Open the godamn casino |
| 🌈 bath houses can return to NYC\n\nThis is how you know 🐻s are out of control |
| Sure thing |
| Good |
| when you are close friends with POTUS how are you not gonna make money in this market?! |
| I only invest in the Russian stock market |
| Bought 775 spy puts right at the end Friday expiring tomorrow so this shit is going to the moon |
| Ackman underperforms SPY |
| Spy to $800 this week lol |
| A constant stream of methane is emanating from my ass |
| H1 -11%, Aug YTD -5% for Pershing Square https://pershingsquareusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/PSUS-Semi-Annual-Report-2026.pdf(https://pershingsquareusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/PSUS-Semi-Annual-Report-2026.pdf) |
| You should have just gotten an a drug addiction. You adjust could have enjoyed a few months of it before losing all your money. |
| AY BUDDY HOW BOUT YOU CATCH ME AT THE OPEN 🫴 |
| fuse of dooom |
| I've lost over 20k from shares of dram. |
| Yep. There are a huge number of VOOers + tech here (including myself) that are just here to shit post and for the entertainment. |
| Are we at the point where Hormuz and oil are secondary to bond yields, and the faith and credit of the US Treasury.? |
| im ready for a big cannons fish head half stock half cash week |
| Well hell yeah then |
| I'm still leaning towards HD puts this week, but going to see how the flow looks tomorrow |
| someone explain japan, go |
| In a surprise move, President Trump announces that the US will be substantially reducing military exercises with South Korea due to his “very good relationship” with North Korea’s Kim Jong Un. \n \nAlso suggests the move is related to South Korea’s refusal to join the Iran war.\n\n[](https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2089099762284794181/photo/1)\n\nHe's just so retarded man lmfao |
| Mcd donates to the irgc |
| So calls |
| spx to 200? |
| All that and markets up 2% |
| why doesn't he squeeze MCD? is he dumb? |
| Ask Google. |
| I would take 2 million of that and put it in something conservative. |
| U r too short to reach them |
| It just means that it increases productivity, and I outlined some quantifiable metrics. There's a reason people are using it and it's not because "it's all hype!" it's because people are seeing real gains from it.\n\nDo with that what you will. |
| Would you consider being up 199% since mid 2023 as consolidating? |
| Someone can lie about which colour of crayon is the tastiest, and pay others to tell you it's the tastiest\n\nYou will eat the gross crayons leaving all the nice yummy crayons to the other guy |
| Reminds me of my start. This is the way. |
| On my wallet maybe |
| Wait... is he married to Susan Boyle?\n\n |
| Does Mango really eat so much McDonalds that he needs to manipulate the markets to pay for it all? |
| Just thank them for being super cool about the "not within 50 feet rule" and then go take a dump. Party will be way more interesting when you get back. |
| my ibkr trading account or the ios stocks app but those are delayed |
| Looking for a massive move! 🤘🏻 |
| Moor like Bill is a hack, man.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/02chtpwa1tjh1.png?width=543&format=png&auto=webp&s=e9b7602aceac9b0a817e6990955750aadb3e863f\n\n |
| I AM JACKED TO THE TITS 🫦 |
| Post spac performance 9 out of 10 is bad like really really bad to below $1 |
| Pump keel, pump |
| Their revenue is billions |
| OPEN THE CASINO!!! |
| me: "ok fine i'll be bullish for a change."\n\nthe news tomorrow: "BLACK MONDAY IS HERE, TRILLIONS ERASED." |
| AI (Grok) thinks Advanced Auto Parts and John Deere are top AI hyperscale plays this week. AI still in it's infancy. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/lo4xxqj41tjh1.png?width=1520&format=png&auto=webp&s=732e15859fa70811fa6248641b670f3787fca8c6\n\n |
| FYI saying everyone uses AI makes it LESS impressive, not more.\n\nBecause if everyone is using it and it's not moving the needle much besides crazed anecdotal evidence of coders, it just isn't good enough.\n\nLike we get it, coders like it to assist them. Beyond that, it's not doing nearly as much as hypers claim. |
| I like ET, OXY and CVX better |
| Happy Birth day to Sophie Cunningham the GOAT. |
| obligatory bers r fuk |
| gimme some 0dte calls for tmrw pls and thank you |
| Then why is anthropic growing at \~10x ARR per annum? That doesn't match what you've outlined.\n\nIf anthropic hits 200b ARR by 2028, it's business and the AI model is viable. It's on track to break 100b ARR by EOY. It was at 9b at the start of this year, and 1b at the start of last year.\n\nIt's going up because of exactly what you mentioned - everyone is starting to integrate AI into their workflow. Once people do, they don't go back. That doesn't match the "70% are cutting AI budgets" you outlined. |
| That's why you should Always Be Buying |
| we don't have much time.GET.TOTHAFUTURES🫴🚁 |
| hope they get burned |
| You’ll be homeless soon with that attitude. |
| US nukes Iran. Russia nukes Ukraine. North Korea nukes South Korea. China invades Taiwan. All this week. |
| Don’t lump him in with us! |
| Any hot milf or dilf ther? |
| Up 0.2% is a solid start |
| Tell the kids you know magic secretly and you won't get invited again |
| Futures feeling pumpy |
| Anth Pop It\n\nWEN? |
| **I don’t feel like I’m sitting at 12 o clock** |
| Buying a few more GOOG tomorrow. |
| Sure thing homie! GDX. |
| Do you think the people who bought Mango's insider trading service were told to buy puts on South Korea? |
| 3/30. The day that haunts me everywhere. If I only bought then, all this noise and volatility would be irrelevant |
| they have not released \n\nAnth Pop It\n\nyet |
| Sure thing |
| “Knew what he was doing” dude he is down on a year SPY is already up 13%+. Honestly it feels very WSB to put this up as proof he knew what he was doing. |
| Keel gonna open at 10% |
| PATH ALL THE WAY |
| Yeh |
| Fucking nailed the reply bro. Great job. |
| The hookers will rob you.\n\nThe coke may ruin your nose.\n\nBut it's about the (temporary) friends you make along the way. |
| Stuck at my wife's friend's kid's birthday party where Idk anyone. Calls on my boredom. |
| Life was so much easier when Sugar Ray and Smashmouth had hit songs |
| Their TAM is much more limited than it seems. Sattelite communication doesn't work in buildings. Even outside with very dense areas you are running into problems. You cannot provide more "dense" service in specific place.\n\nEven if they win their entire tam, if you apply typical telecom valuation to it they would be extremely overvalued at current price.\n\nThis is the same story that always goes on with tesla "but self driving is impressive, thell me they are not worth trillion dollars!" Companies are not valued by how impressive tech is. |
| Bro, everyone used the internet during dotcom.\n\nThat didn't stop it from being a massive financial bubble. It didn't stop it from taking time before a lot of failures and shitty companies went under first.\n\nEveryone uses AI now, so what? It doesn't change that it gets confused the longer the task becomes. It gets crushed by the weight of maintaining its consistency. The cost grows exponentially as task length grows linearly.\n\nRight now AI is incredible at prototyping. Ask it for a running head start and make a video? It will be unbelievably impressive. But start asking it to make a bunch of edits, really fine tune. That's when it starts to struggle. And the more you argue with it, the more it spirals.\n\nWith current tech, we can throw more compute at it, but it's always going to need babysitting and lots of help.\n\nYes, everyone knows its good for coding. And yet where's the output for society? Why is everything shooting up in price? How come only 2% of businesses say they see a measurable impact.\n\n**70% say they expect to cut AI budgets in 2027 because its not increasing revenue or profits.** |
| Needles |
| How about 10 of us chip for the 100k egosocial, set another portal, have it instantaneously published, and sell subscriptions? |
| It *will* crash, because that’s just the cycle of markets. \n\nKnowing when, how, or why the next crash happens is impossible. Anyone who says otherwise is either lying, delusional, or a short seller. |
| Lemme guess, Donnie Dumbass is shorting South Korea? |
| I hope it will recover to 410$ |
| Brother crude to $100. You know a new carrier was sent right? |
| What’s your portfolio value at now? |
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| Just seems to keep going up. Idk. |
| So weird watching Tom Sosnoff move into this guru space, guy has charisma tho so I'll still watch him |
| so we all know that the dump last month was artificial and not fundamental. that means MU and SNDK will reach ATH EOM |
| Here in coastal Southern California you get about .3 of an acre for 25 million |
| What analyst isn’t? |
| Only about 199% |
| Trump tried pumping them too, and it worked. I tracked some whale trades and it made them a lot of money. |
| first time? |
| Iran has zero incentive to make a deal. Time is on their side both in the short and long term. Alternative routes will take years to develop and billions of dollars. |
| Memory bros be closely looking at Kioxia when Nikkei opens today |
| PINS |
| nothing more coke, booze, and hookers couldn't fix |
| $SNA? You can’t be serious |
| Lmao Mango reducing US soldiers in the DMZ all because South Korea didn’t join in on Iran. |
| I will give you credit for having the right idea, but, BUT, you went too high and also at the wrong time |
| Weekend futures up 0.2% mad |
| "Investing" is a very strange way to spell "gambling". |
| got my bottle caps ready |
| is she watching snapped too? if so, sleep with one eye open |
| Baconators have been top trending on Yahoo Finance all day, interesting |
| His fund is getting lousy returns compared to other hedge funds in US. I would follow others. |
| Yep it's got the clap, mine looked like measles, had to wait for my Chinese delivery gtx 980M |
| SpaceX isn't really intertwined to other companies in the SP500. So why would the rest of the market correct if SpaceX has true price discovery? |
| Calls |
| "Investing". Call it what it is, regard. Degenerate gambling. |
| i believe her |
| Little fragile emotionally South Korea, betcha betcha they gonna jumpy jumpy around the market again just because, unrelated to Mango’s military shit. |
| WMT primed to go up |
| people will continue to not eat it |
| apple pump wen |
| `🥹` |
| **BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 1W - 2L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SNDK** | $1850.00 (above) | $1645.00 | +12.5% | Aug 23, 9:19 PM | |
| "BREAKING: The White House is reportedly discussing using nuclear weapons on Iran in strategy meetings, per Marjorie Taylor Greene" |
| !Banbet SNDK 1850 1w |
| It appears you haven't learnt what got you there in the first place. |
| Convient to place a 6" sphere in. |
| pwr, mtz |
| Priced in! |
| Forgot the voo and chill comments. |
| I wouldn’t consider being up nearly 400% since mid 2023 as “consolidating” |
| Bill Ackman is extremely regarded. |
| Diarrhea? |
| tell her about WSB, so she can see how we murder our wallets |
| delisting |
| can't afford that yet. still trying to get $lambo |
| Atleast you can do some freaky scenarios in bed 😅 |
| So stop loss it is on Nebius🤔🤔 |
| Hammered eating tacos alone LFG |
| blazing saddles or king of diamonds, day shift at the pony kinda rank |
| any Predictions for beyond meat? |
| I hope grandma party gets paid for the ASTS bashing after he got banned from the ASTS sub. Bro posts daily bashing a stock he's not even in I think he got wiped out on options or something and posts on his smoke breaks at Wendy's\n\nThe time investment from this man is bigger than any ASTS regard here truly impressive |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Creative-Position641 (1W - 1L, 50%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **RKLB** ▲ | $83.22 → $90.00 | +8.1% | 1w | Lost | |
| Big if true. 🤔 |
| Fuck Bil Ackman.. all the homies at r/PSTH hate bill ackman |
| Hey dude.\n\nMaybe like, start putting, half of everything you put in the market into a charity or something?\n\nJust saying, USAid got blown up, lots of starving people all over the planet. A few hundred thousand correctly distributed could save a bunch of lives.\n\nOr you could just... keep doing this...I guess... |
| Wmt and DRAM |
| So forever |
| it's telling you to buy puts |
LOL - surprisingly accurate. But league and shitposting. I design low latency HFT systems, have been doing it on and off for \~9 years. I have my own company and I partner with various firms to get access to the markets / access to the funding I need to operate them.\n\nIE: this is a decayed low latency HFT system I built.  imgur.com Discover the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gif...  imgur.com |
| stay away from cocaine, you will ruin your life. Spending money on the girls you like better. |
| Second comment for me was SNDK 0DTE |
| Because working at Wendy’s sucks |
| Nobody knows, it is undercover |
| Lie |
| Weird patterns on the screen with spots of rainbows |
| Bro just take the loss and run , dont throw more away |
| Okay sorry |
| During oil-price crashes (2014–2016, 2020, etc.) thousands of wells were deliberately shut in and later returned to production. It is a normal operational tool, just not a zero-effort one. So yes — you *can* turn oil wells on and off. The difficulty depends on the well type, how long it is shut in, the reservoir, and the surface equipment. |
| I fucking hate r/stocks so much. \n\n“You can’t time the market” \n“I don’t look at charts. I invest in solid companies with good fundamentals” \n“Options are gambling” \n“My portfolio is up 22% how the hell did you lose $178,000 YTD?” \n\nBunch of arrogant asshats. |
| RACE |
| If china invades Taiwan they will start stacking oil agian. |
| I would wait till it hits 2000 first |
| So true. You make it trading or own a business? I grew up in Damascus and moved to the coast. I kill fish for a living now 🤠🎣 |
| They didn’t need to replace the warehouses every 5 years after they became defunct |
| 0dte calls |
| Jfc. |
| "buy this product from me, I'll guarantee to give you money if you cannot afford it"\n\nNothing to see here. |
| just do it first before she can. |
| No |
| What's it doing |
| is sndk at the top or can we put some 0dte calls in |
| 👀 |
| idk bro I just ride around on my *scooter* during the week 🛴 |
| Wife has been super into murder cases lately, how cooked am I chat |
| When I load the daily thread if the first 3 posts don’t mention sndk I close it in disgust |
| JD Pon Don saves North Korea from WOKE🥵 |
| It has never been bad advice. I keep about 90% in Mag 7-type stocks and $SPY, and speculate with the rest. |
| Thank you! 🫡 |
| kospee |
| when 100% of the south korean adult population is margin called next month and north korea has to absorb them to save their economy. |
| Guys sndk went really high u think it can go to 1400 to 1300 this month ? |
| 🍣 |
| Lol - yah other communities don't like it. I tried posting a few comments on quant and they hated it. Said I thought this sub was for practitioners - and I outlined I made HFT systems... like actively still do. They didn't believe me, got like 10 downvotes. Provided proof, downvoted again and I just figured, fuck it. Left that sub. Very hostile towards people like myself.\n\nOh well, their loss. |
| Bill Ackman is extremely overrated |
| My 2 biggest holdings are $SNA and Berkshire. I leave the rest of my capital for sheer retardation beyond your wildest dreams. Dude was right. |
| Amazon didn't have any profitable year for 9 years. Wall Street severely criticized them for destroying short-term cash flow to build warehouses. \n\nAnthropic posted operational profit (but net loss) for the first time last quarter, providing meaningful evidence that the business model can be viable and not just a money black hole |
| Korea Unification when? |
| Top signal |
| Flash a weaker bios for the same chip on it it worked for me 😂 |
| No. But he did get back into Netflix after buying high and selling low. So he belongs here. |
| You can't just turn on and off the oil wells. |
| A paper just came out that says literally this. They say it's unavoidable because if company does not use AI to replace people, company that does will outcompete them. So to compete they have to use it and fire people. Now you have no consumers so the whole economy tanks.\n\nI'm not quite sure it will play out this way because every company I worked at employes tons of useless people and they would benefit from firing them. In some cases whole divisions counting hundreds to thousands od people. |
| We’re gonna need to see your expense allocation table… |
| Suck on deez nuts auto mod! |
| Do you have some drinks? That helps me |
| what's that? why should i buy it? |
| Sisters |
| SPY |
| Yep. But it’s funny to add a -1 to the handful of comments that already have like 80 downvotes. |
| They are not public though. Where to invest? |
| If you don’t think you can switch you don’t know how md files and repos work. One of the biggest reasons having all your skills and workflows in md files and committed into a shared team repo is so you can reuse them with any LLM you need. |
| yes please. we all know stonks go up when you sell them. |
| First you gotta find dad…then… |
| Welp, think my graphics card is dying 😭 |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| I'm not american or european lol, just an observation I made |
| I do it and it feels weird for some reason |
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| Starting today, I am nofap until $GOOGL reclaims $400. God as my witness and Allah as my light. |
| https://preview.redd.it/tuzztifoysjh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69919e4f6a0a56540518115e7b773971ef9b37d8 |
| to be fair they've been printing a fair amount of money |
| Brb, need to check my port to see what I have sell orders outstanding on |
| isn't that every sub? |
| How do I short Korea |
| doesn't that sub hate elon |
| Love seeing bears lose |
| Short crude every-time it goes over $100. This stuff is all over the place and all you have to do is pump it. @ anything over $80 they just turn on the wells - that is straight from the Chevron CEO. |
| All in on grinder. The gays will be gay and i shall profit |
| I HAVE A DYSON FAN IN EVERY ROOM INCLUDING MY ANOOS |
| I’m probably not even going to trade tomorrow. Just gonna go over to r/SpaceXBets and downvote any comments that are neutral to positive on Elon. |
| I didn’t hear a no. |
| 🤘🏻 |
| https://preview.redd.it/dxkuznagysjh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a554e51bd3d5fae8e0313557cfabfe220cff08a\n\n |
| I would tell u but I haven't heard of them. |
| YAAAASSS POOTS ON BECKY'S SPENDING 💅 |
| No idea- just using chart indicators 😂 |
| What will you pay in taxes though? |
| anyways. i need some tickers i never heard of. where are they? |
| *tardism |
| How did that happen, did they not notice you and sat on top of you |
| Long mu/skhy |
| if chinaaa buys the oil, \nthen there has to be a lot of oil in the market. \n |
| We or them? |
| Yep, been watering 💦 it good |
| tell us u r bald without telling us |
| I remember that stock.. I think I had some..\n\nThey had the report of CEO buying or something..\n\nI could be wrong.. is it basically dead at this point? |
| Don't ask me for recommendations |
| Puts |
| I know the top is in but… BWET is the move |
| Only 1 of us. The state does its best to kill us on taxes before we ever get a chance. |
| All-in! |
| he said therapist, not hooker |
| How have "we bottomed even more", on BTC? no new low. Sure, another quick 1bn liq may occur but don't think it sets a new low. Everyone expecting lower, everyone gonna be wrong footed. |
| Can't pass my message for Dyson |
| bout to go double plat on jerkmate and place some calls on walmart |
| Mine charges 150/session with insurance lmao |
| Hood |
| just got a fresh cut from fantastic sams and detailed the kia rio. where the skunky bitchez at? |
| It's all fake, made up by market makers to convince people losing is OK. |
| China is buying oil again. \n\nUSO calls |
| THE FUTES WILL OPEN 🫴 |
| I bet you grow a mean 🍆 |
| The Addams Family by The Flowertown Players. |
| beat |
| sorry i was wrong. invest in all canadian stocks. |
| Sounds crazy? Friend, you have come to the right place 🫡 |
| Ughh this snake oil dude again. What company do you work for?\n\nOh yea it's a magical company you say you can't name where you play League of Legends all day now because agents do your job.\n\nhttps://medium.com/data-science-collective/ai-agents-finish-20-6-of-real-computer-work-and-no-scaffold-fixes-that-46ee9f0b2db9\n\nThe longer the task, the longer tokens get, the more it fails under the crushing weight of maintaining its consistency. Forgetting its constraints. |
| My moves tomorrow you say? Feeling like a genius for copying opening call sweep positions of 200k+ only to watch in real time as i am reminded that even people with money are idiots |
| Do women love you? |
| Damn. |
| I paid for one of those Chinese business curses on Citi because they ghosted me after 5 rounds of interview. This shit is going to the ground |
| You do you. I do this a lot when I travel for business, and no one cares. |
| 2025 called, they want their darling stock back |
| Calls on Walmart puts on Target |
| Then no. |
| The South Korean stock market (KRX) opens at **5:00 PM PDT** (Sunday through Thursday evenings for the next trading day) and closes at **11:30 PM PDT** (Monday through Friday mornings)\n\nClosed today though for National Liveration day. The day they get their drink on. |
| Puts |
| I mean shopify had a really good week |
| Totally fine but call it a pub |
| That makes sense….Buddha knows Pringles and stocks. |
| Can't wait to make fun of u/WarmCan3034 ☺️ |
| https://preview.redd.it/94zzm9amxsjh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5557c2adca4f9cf0d674c67d562c8c04bf7c4775 |
| Dyson i think gonna announce new product (toothbrush) on September and I dont know on which horse to invest!! |
| People will just think you are traveling for work. Nothing wrong with it. |