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| Lmao so many ppl buying tech when the Nasdaq topped in early june |
| but sir, that would mean SOXL crash too. CEO of SOXS soon? |
| What strike? |
| Cash out when it was like 1/10 the current price? |
| You best believe I’m buying calls on the way down. I hate money |
| PCE came in higher |
| I don’t have a cell phone at all until 16, no mart phone until my early 20’s. When you weren’t around a computer you were unplugged and I really miss it.\n\nI keep debating getting a flip phone to force myself to stay off reddit, YouTube, etc but just don’t think I have it in myself to do it (not putting that on any tech companies, but I do think I have an addiction to the internet) |
| I was \*just\* thinking about you. You never know with META. I would've dumped my 0DTE, too, for the record. |
| NVDA 0dte calls is izinmoney |
| NVDA options structure is interesting, fun opportunities provided Friday and Monday expirations instead of Wed Friday |
| Is that from his Metaverse? Because it needs to be. |
| But the dip |
| Why do they do this to us? \n\nLet me make some money for once!! |
| more than enough for my puts to print tho |
| The red candles are looking rather large on QQQ 😳 |
| OABI was doing good today. Forecast is $11 on high end. I definitely think we can see movement to at least $5 soon. |
| where did yall stand in the great drake vs kendrick lamar beef |
| i need MU to drop 5% today lol |
| Nvda shareholders are the biggest pussies 🙄 |
| nvidia is going to skyrocket during earnings |
| Good lord I just saw that flash flood video |
| Why everything dump |
| you trade yours for a pizza, I'll trade mine for the breadsticks |
| Welp.. the QQQ touched 706.50 last night while I was asleep.. let’s see if it bounces there again today.. |
| Bro you okay? Did you close your position or still riding it to Valhalla? |
| Ok all in $SPXL should get a bounce here |
| Kss didn't move at all, atm calls down over 70% |
| If you want non-horse meat, just buy halal. Islamic caliphate saves us again. |
| cant wait till btc is 45k |
| THIS IS THE END 😭 |
| wait how did space sector get this bearish |
| Thx Meta for this +12% on my portfolio |
| Have you even said thank you to Canada once? |
| They only pay full amount if tiktok and YouTube pay out. No way tiktok pays out. Easy peasy. |
| # GUH |
| some of ya'll don't paper hand your calls soon enough and it shows |
| Look how they massacred my SMTC gains! |
| Lmao. I told y’all got rugged don’t listen to the frozen one |
| Saar send one noode wife pic pleejjj saaar |
| Everyday I just buy puts. Hold through the noise. Cash out before noon. |
| Not really. Got calls when it was $390 sold when it was $500.\n\n100% gain |
| Also add what happened 5 days later, because after last for example NVDA pumped |
| GAY, why did they do this to me |
| This dump is FABULOUS! |
| I did for a 20k loss earlier today. |
| $TLTW 😉 |
| ~~Oh no the consequences of my actions,the chickens coming home to roost~~ nothing to see here folks |
| # MEETKEVIN PUSH BOOL JACKSON ASSHOE IN |
| One of the few funny parts of the Epstein files is how much everyone hated being around Saylor bc he’s such a dork. It wasn’t because Saylor didn’t partake in child rape. Saylor wanted to be a part of their group, and they tolerated him, but they hated being around him. \n\nNow, put this in perspective: They hated Saylor because he is a dork, but they at least let him come around. They told Elon Musk they were shutting down the island rather than let him come hang out. |
| I think the more pressing question is when will it bottom? |
| Bulls running out of steam bull run ending |
| What are you doing step SPY? |
| This shit is so fucking gay |
| Saar bomb vagene pleeejjjj saaar |
| customer owned tooling coming. Idk man also their SerDes leadership MOAT hurt by MediaTek I would long $SMTC instead NFA |
| Was down 600 now back to break even. Might just call it a day |
| App about to plummet |
| just ranging |
| Inflate the profits away |
| WHY THR FUCK IS INTC STILL SELLING OFF |
| UGH fuck fuck |
| for fck's sake 🤦♀️ |
| RIP NBIS |
| FTFOPSERN IFO -Warren Buffett |
| Trust the leather jacket |
| Meta better fucking v if not my money is fucked |
| This price action LOL |
| Is this how I can get infinite market lives? |
| Should have cashed out then |
| Many such cases. : | |
| Why is META recovering again |
| This is my Morning Sound and the original is from Marc Rebellit\n\nhttps://youtu.be/enYdAxVcNZA?is=diAyDxI92vBStTF\_ |
| This goes down cause everything i touch gets worse then it is |
| MSFT puts was always the move |
| If you're not buying nvda calls today, you genuinely hate money lmao (I have no positions cuz I got liquidated last month) |
| Was there any news why the dump |
| NVDA penny stock the way its moving before earnings |
| Broadcom negative YTD has to be the easiest full port at this point |
| My MU calls when from a used Subaru to 20 pizzas from Little Caesar's |
| Wow lol that pump & dump was a total headfake |
| SPCX has only been on the market for a few months.\n\nWait a while. Christ. |
| Bears looking mighty Chadian rn |
| ZENA ready to squeeze again here |
| This is the worse kind of market. Bols fk bers fk. IV so low thetagang also eating bones. |
| Damnit, sold my SPX too soon |
| good morning saar. gorgeous trading for you today to redeem |
| Ahhhh the days chop has begun!\n\nUp down up down up down and to the right |
| ruh roh |
| Nvidia will crash the market today. Mark this post bros. ai bottleneck already identified in microns earnings ect. Backlog is too large not sustainable. |
| SPY the fuck was that candle? |
| 7 fucking 65 |
| lol so AMZN decided to jump off a cliff too. |
| Bullllssss lmaoooo. Fucking bulls scam everyday. Shits ridiculous |
| Remember two years ago when it pumped daily for no reason? |
| Holy shit Nike is under $40? |
| nah goog will rip |
| what the hell, just sold my meta call and it pumps 3 dollars lMAO |
| https://preview.redd.it/t437a90qbqlh1.png?width=990&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c6ae154980c06613d64904c34905e8872ddb9f4\n\n |
| Lmao NVDA is cooked but Bitcoin is back lol |
| might have lost 500$ yesterday but made 150$ today and I am happy |
| the next best time to sell GOOG is today |
| Nvidia red again 😒 |
| There is nothing easier than buying 0DTE Puts on Reddit after it had a green day. Literally never has 2 geen days in a row |
| Flying to Sevilla tomorrow anyone there wanna meet up? |
| I wish I never redeemed it 😔 |
| Come on man why is the whole market dumping and yet INTU rallies back to almost even |
| call buyers...it's joever |
| Yep. For sure. Profit is after they pay their meager sum. They’ll get it back within weeks. Why you carrying water for billionaires? |
| Nvidia earnings gonna crash the market bro |
| every buy is like an instant bagging. Impressive, really |
| Saaaarrrrrrr!!! |
| if you couldn't tell that SPY would dump today, you should just buy and hold index funds |
| OP should be up around 25% today if I'm not mistaken? |
| Clifford |
| Never trade first 30 mins. Also never trade next 15 mins. In general: never trade. |
| Fuck 420. Go back to 450 like after earnings |
| Your mom |
| Real player spotted |
| Full and full red semi stocks tommorow i have puts |
| Yeah, even if every single ps5 and Xbox player bought GTA 6 it would amount to around 130 milion copies sold total. There are only 95 million ps5 consoles shipped and Xbox doesn't directly report their numbers but it is supposedly a bit over 30 million shipped. \n\n\nIt is very clear the person I was responding to is a child though, there was no real tought process going on there. It is just annoying that people like that are allowed on the board. |
| Don't care if NVDA beats EPS and revenue - what I want to see is how much their margins have narrowed with all of these deals they've been making, what they've spent on data centers, and all the bond selling. Can't completely cook the books - numbers have to match up somewhere. |
| so it is due a postive day got it |
| You know the economy is fucked and the states are broke when they are pulling a EU move like suing companies for billions. Pennsylvania just sued Snapchat to get on the bandwagon. Itd be better though if the billions would not disappear in a black hole and went to job creation which would actually stimulate cash flow and economic activity. |
| Who bought the top after they thought they bought the bottom? |
| did you sell them all at $1k? |
| https://preview.redd.it/i6xqlceibqlh1.png?width=447&format=png&auto=webp&s=6203af40df8d2adf8798dce4fe597726248551d1\n\n |
| Just remember RDDT’s RSI is totally comfortable under 20 |
| https://gasprices.aaa.com/ up and up it goes, where it stops nobody knows 🐻🐻🐻 |
| Biggest regret this year was not selling GOOGL when it was at $384. Just so happened to be the same day they decided it was a great idea to announce that their chief scientist was leaving. |
| Classic pump and dump |
| Who tf wears ANF |
| Nvda cheap before earnings. Honestly couldn't have been a better day.\n\nPeople think the bubble will pop but nvda is the soap dispenser. |
| dont hate on the stock hate on the poeple responsible for moving the stock |
| Elon needs SPCX above $200 if he really wants to do the things he is setting out to do, including the merger with TSLA. The fact it cannot even get above $150 must have him shitting his pants. What a disaster |
| I think it’s possible the tech party ended June 6 |
| 2023 was quite a year |
| # Great work NVDA. DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT |
| Currently they haven’t proved their profitability. That doesn’t mean the business model will stay the same in the future. And I was just talking about the concept that competition makes them unprofitable is total nonsense. |
| You're so lucky! |
| big drop before nvidia earnings so mm can buy in cheap |
| Inverting WSB - NVDA $250 calls with only 80% vol look attractive |
| Easy almost 2x on that SPY reversal which was obvious. Even my dumbass saw it coming. Think I’ll stay out to NVDA earnings now. Maybe grab Q’s puts EOD for it. |
| >China's Moonshot AI is negotiating revenue-sharing agreements with Microsoft Amazon and Alphabet's Google that would allow the U.S. cloud giants to host its blockbuster Kimi K3 model, three people familiar with the talks said.\n\nNo wonder everyone's been bailing on Scam Altman |
| I Sun disck |
| inflation = more money in the market |
| Meta v? |
| Bc it relied on chips from nvidia to make it. You will see why this theory makes sense after earnings today… |
| But who pays for AI once we are all unemployed because it took our jobs? |
| meta v incoming |
| This guy is gonna buy out NVDA but end of year IMO\n\nCorn is going to 10 million |
| I was promised a crash, wen? |
| Why googl butt fucking me rn |
| https://preview.redd.it/mesyrm0dbqlh1.png?width=239&format=png&auto=webp&s=27a7162d60e1ba3eebffd193f791d6b3cb6dfad2\n\n |
| Damn there were so many people who got nvda calls yesterday 🥀 |
| only down 0.7% btw |
| Anyone else have WNDW looks like it may be starting another run up |
| Negative gamma coming at SPY 765 come on come on I need a McMuffin today |
| everybody put on your gimp suits for after hours today |
| I’m starting to think yeeting my entire net worth at volatile space stocks that were already +200% YoY was a bad idea |
| yeah, freaking billions for settlement, and then the operational restrictions to put into place? META is cooked. |
| But you said calls so obviously puts 😂 |
| Yeah rip put holders they gotta be so fucked |
| GOOOOOGLLLLLLLLL |
| Can we get more red candles up zucks ass |
| >buy calls on meta\n3 red dicks\n>buy puts on meta\nMassive Shrek dick\nPortfolio : -88% |
| GOOG racing to $0 |
| Yes |
| It begins… |
| Google = the next Msft where the price goes nowhere |
| Here’s what happened to NVDA post earnings (next day move). Do with this what you will.\n\nNov. 17, 2021: **+8.27%** \nFeb. 16, 2022: **-7.54%** \nFeb. 22, 2023: **+14.02%** \nMay 24, 2023: **+24.36%** \nFeb. 21, 2024: **+16.41%** \nMay 22, 2024: **+9.32%** \nAug. 28, 2024: **-6.38%** \nFeb. 26, 2025: **-8.48%** \nAug. 2025: **-0.8%** \nNov. 2025: **-3.2%** \nFeb. 2026: **-5.5%** \nMay 2026: **-1.8%** |
| It's in Note 2 (Summary of Significant Accounting Policies), under the "Risks and Uncertainties" subsection, not in the main Risk Factors section (Item 1A just points back to the 10-K and says nothing new). Here's the exact language from the filing:\n\n"The Company is dependent on its suppliers, some of which are single or limited source suppliers, to design, develop, industrialize and manufacture components or to perform the upfitting, integration, and related services to upfit vehicles with the Aurora Driver and the necessary redundancies for driverless operations, and these suppliers may not produce and deliver necessary and industrialized components or perform the services at prices, volumes and on terms acceptable to the Company. For instance, the Company plans to rely on a single supplier, AUMOVIO (formerly known as Continental), for the production, provision and full lifecycle support of its future generation of the Aurora Driver hardware system which will be integrated with OEM platform vehicles. In instances where the supplier fails to perform its obligations, the Company may be unable to find alternative suppliers to satisfactorily deliver its products, if at all." |
| 🥭 Truth subs got the NVDA numbers early it's over |
| nope, SPY is finished |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFz59Jmgewk :dance: |
| right |
| Bro |
| I agree it’s an overreaction, but counting on the market to come to its senses quickly is a tough bet. Godspeed. I have no dog in the fight, so I hope it works out. |
| All priced in |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **LUMN** ▲ | $6.28 (above) | $5.71 | $6.02 | +10.0% | Aug 29, 6:59 PM | |
| Don’t this this is a bullish settlement for the stock. Also why Google is down today. \n\n1 hour time limit if YouTube and TikTok join this agreement which they may have too. No doom scrolling midnight to 6am. \n\nPuts. |
| Don't know but I stole it from there lol |
| Pls pump dicks |
| !banbet |
| clocking into fast food job now, time to get this bread |
| Jeez spy pump and dump |
| Puts. Other places to buy TVs and stuff along with economy being shaky so obviously it’s calls |
| i sold for loss at open but man it feels good watching this mayhem from the sidelines for once |
| :kekh: |
| AI bubble pops today, buckle up buckeroos |
| SPY Drillin |
| When you guys say the “20” are you referring to the 20 SMA? |
| Nvda leaked jensen said its the next trillion dollar company |
| qqq down mate, get gud |
| The time to enter Nike is now. $40 calls for next week should print |
| But the added regulations are not |
| Wasnt INTU down like 12% pre market? LMAO |
| dump eeet |
| Lawl intu puts got jebaited hard |
| Lumn ready to blast back to $9 📈🚀 |
| https://preview.redd.it/328jz5t0bqlh1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=df43deb2daf8aaf27b30fb2646e06447b930d551\n\n |
| :derp: |
| https://preview.redd.it/ylw448g0bqlh1.png?width=496&format=png&auto=webp&s=b4b5f4f0af4d13634190d981db1f933c37238767\n\n |
| Which ones? |
| Intel on discount today INTC |
| META premarket gains all gone |
| Made a little money on SMTC - still sold too early. Feels like a stay away day |
| What a dumpy day.. |
| Why is every day so gay |
| Im so confused all stocks are red but spy only down 0.1% |
| what just happened? KSS was -7% minutes ago now back to 0 ? |
| this pos |
| Berkshire might believe in GOOGL but doesn't seem like anyone else does. |
| rip the spy bols who got rug pulled |
| Guess it took an hour for people to remember inflation is bad lol |
| Cult |
| Buy assets. Look at the exotic/hyper car, watch market, etc. Look at Ferrari prices over the last 4 months. 2-3x increase. Crazy.\n\nPersonally, I think real estate is the proper channel right now. Its not in focus and once they cut rates its going to explode in value again. |
| Im not too far off right now. Misery loves company\n |
| bull trap morning\n\nthen theta retardery\n\nWTF VIX сука блядь |
| Look at the Android example I gave. Being cheaper can get you market share but being best can still give you a cash printer. There’s absolutely two possible scenarios. Plenty of people who are paid lots to understand the economics here believe anthropic could become the most valuable company on earth. Plenty of others disagree. But there is a reasonable argument that they can become the go to enterprise product at twice or more the price of Chinese models and only be twenty or thirty percent better. |
| Quarterly market waiting for NVDA event despite every fucking ceo and their mum confirming for almost 3 years straight this ai buildout isn’t stopping but we have to do this song and dance everytime |
| No, we're in Obama's market |
| Why does NVDA suck so much cock always. |
| Chop, no volatility today. Then market crash rest of the week. Good luck. |
| RemindMe! 7 days |
| It's the same thing with AVGO. They announced a bond issuance to cover AI infrastructure. The market hates debt that hasn't turned a profit and by definition, it takes time to turn a profit so GOOG's gonna chill in this tranche for at least one more quarter. Likely more. |
| Remember the days SPY would be up like 1% overnight then would have a funny dump to red within the 1st 30 mins?\n\nLet’s get those days back |
| 0DTE META calls will make millionaires today, get it now before it's too late |
| AMD lmaoooooo |
| Full ported 0dte tsla puts |
| Gonna loose everything on mu calls |
| Weren’t not buying it burry |
| $16 billion settlement for META is fucking cheap |
| Thoughts on SOFI? |
| Calls or puts on $BBY? |
| Barcode all day |
| How many tax dollars are they wasting by keeping SPY pinned ? |
| Markets been boring asf past 3 weeks |
| Why invest in the future when the future could be today? |
| why won’t TSLA die wtfff |
| Mossad pumping pltr every day |
| literally all of my calls are in the red after finally buying, kept seeing them be so sustainable and green in the watchlist but now it’s all pure -40% everyday and red |
| Bro fuck staying up, go to 420! |
| The resistance is fake and gey. Dump it |
| Anybody else here bought that juicy dip at close for Dicks? |
| So effective that if you bought this morning at open you’d still be up nicely! |
| How the hell is MU red today? Makes 0 sense |
| https://preview.redd.it/qbdc3efpaqlh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ed318c02c59971ba40c34bcff292022550746af\n\n |
| Was that a MM scam pump to trick people into selling? |
| Tsla cooked |
| Boring day |
| Avgo feels like what happend to MSFT when it went from $555 to $350. Can't beleive it was $495 not ago |
| Zuckerberg can pay this out of his own pocket and still be worth $200 Billion. \n\nAnd they say dodgy behavior and crime doesn’t pay! |
| Google. No!! Stop cliff diving |
| Ugh NBIS. Come on. |
| Link then you turd :screech: :screech: |
| Trick to guide higher even without actually locking in customers yet at these prices? |
| Meta v? |
| Believe it not, tsla Sept monthly $380 calls |
| Up and down |
| Nvidia gonna moon to the south side of the equator |
| I almost went big on Meta but then decided Goog was the better play, which I think it is. I just don't understand why the market only values at 17.311 p/e (prob less now) while their growth is fantastic, and other AI growers aren't getting spending held against them the same. |
| I bought nvda lets go bois |
| excuse me we're in bidens market |
| For the first time in my life i preordered a game. This should tell you a lot... This will outsell everything |
| meanwhile it's falling over like a fent addict 🥴 |
| Meta should be forced to fund a private education for every child on the planet |
| Agreed. Bought some YOLO 200c’s for Friday and a few 177.5/170 put spreads just to hedge. IV is 100%ish but still doesn’t feel high enough for how big it’s been swinging |
| JEEZUS FUCKING CHRIST AVGO |
| Flat day just come back tomorrow |
| I just sold you welcome. Give it 1-3 days. |
| Imaging voting 🥭 and his market |
| Hey /u/Objective_82 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: VMAR.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Just leaked: GTA 8 delayed |
| Nvidia about to moon. |
| META destroyed my calls, thanks zuck |
| I bet even my wife will come sooner... |
| Bull trap was very effective |
| did this really weird thing where i bought at the low of the day, instead of selling at the low of the day. stay tuned, will let y'all know what happens |
| Some guy named welrope gets on here after hours and wears the 'and it shows' line all the way out. It's not funny anymore we moved on. |
| I really don't get the GOOGL consistent dumping, it has had a lot of good news recently and is nowhere near 52 week high. |
| Just loaded 0dte Tesla puts . Jacked to the tits |
| AVGO is so trash wow |
| inverse cramer says semis pump |
| only the sheeps |
| this guy is definitely coming straight from tiktok “investing” |
| Every single hint of recovery sold off everytime. How did 🥭 fuck up this market so bad?? |
| Zuck when the billions and billions in lawsuit payments pile up *"dude, you know Im good for it, just waiting on my datacenters clients to come through on rent this month"* |
| A NVDA tide brings down all ships |
| Cuckerburg is the worst |
| Zuck got cucked. Although, the $17 billion award was couch change for META |
| https://preview.redd.it/e1qoa9wdaqlh1.png?width=259&format=png&auto=webp&s=52c8d06ccd8b02687c3e1cebe60011b1b7060ba8\n\n |
| Who else got baited by META ? |
| Goog 😭 |
| Everything is cancelled. Pack your stuff |
| If ypu inversed all your positions ever youd be a multimillionaire |
| This might be a signal to play options guys! 👀 |
| Nothing is safe from the bubble 🌈🐻🌈 |
| NET is gonna go high high |
| sorry, guys. Accidentally pressed the "sell port" button |
| They aren't really value, more like quality dividend stocks. Maybe tech really is dead. |
| Whole market is down. Spy about to go red |
| $18B sounds like a lot until you realize Meta’s revenue last quarter was $60B |
| US CENTCOM: Okay we might've fucked this one up, but nothing we cant fix |
| #DUMB BULLS, IF META PUTS CHILD CONTROLS ON THEIR APPS HOW WILL ALL THE DUMBFUCK BOOMERS FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THEM. META IS OVA |
| I never implied anything about my stance on the valuation.\n\nI'm not interested in buying or owning the stock.\n\nYou're moving the goal poasts and grasping at straws instead of just admitting they're not deeply in debt.\n\nJust like the debt->liquidity straw you grasped at, now you're grasping at the straw that I think the stock is undervalued. Or whatever logical fallacies that fit here. Honestly, I don't care enough to analyze whatever is wrong with your logic.\n\nFor the record, I don't think the stock is particularly undervalued.\n\nBut my stance on their valuation and my assesment of the business are two very different things. They don't appear to have imminent issues financially and the stock is not particularly cheap. Those two things are not mutually exclusive. |
| Linsdey Graham still winning from the grave unbelievable his sister won her primary runoff |
| BUBBLE |
| It’s so manipulated |
| Why is PLTR pumping? |
| Nah it has a tiny bit more down to go before big rip |
| So obvious this shit is going to be flat all week. Nvidia earnings will be a nothing burger. Everyone will lose money. Just don't play options |
| AVGO is a dying stock? Been getting their nuts kicked lately |
| When the fuck did a basic car battery start costing $250? |
| So it’s gonna plummet? |
| The amount I have lost shorting IWM I would be a millionaire |
| Yeah it’s a witch hunt. The prosecution knew this too and settled for what they could get. Someone will put this feather in their cap and move up in their career. |
| Celieve or not Balls |
| Just got rid of it, it’s ok, I’ll make that money back elsewhere 🫡 |
| Please bounce back $MRNA I luv u 😘🥺 |
| Nvda fw pe 24. So after earnings should be around 18-19 which makes them a buy even if projections lame |
| Summa yall don't paperhand in time and it shows |
| Port sustaining heavy damage |
| Puts? |
| FUCK THE IWM MOST REGARD SHIT EVER |
| Trump has fucked this up so bad that even talks of a deal can't pump up the market anymore. |
| I have a DD post bro. I sold my 401k at the top and have 80k in the puts |
| SUCKSL |
| Fairs If celsius did it then you got me |
| 'After earnings' technically includes all days till the heat death of the universe so the answer to your question is 100% of the time. \n\nSource - I ate an RTX enhanced crayon |
| im diverisified between SQQQ and SPXS cuz i forgot the first half was SQQQ |
| Dafuq is GOOGL down |
| It’s consolidating to the 20 and is about to make a final push to 8000 before we see some major resistance IMO |
| Huge risks. God knows what will happen with the cyberleek situation… |
| Omg if I had meta calls I would \nBe crying |
| You never know with META. Godspeed. |
| This stupid linear trend line lol. Why does it keep respecting it... |
| :pepeuwu: |
| And tanks 10% |
| trump tariff US goverment for taxing tech firms |
| $GOOG sucks ass tf u USpoors always sell everything to the but holes of i dont wanna get banned again. Every mf day i see only red when you monkeys get into the market, your worse tham every korean paperhand u fckin stringhands |
| motherfucker Abercrombie and Bitch. i am a clown to not buy calls |
| Every time i ignore price action it goes up, when i look it starts going down, therefore im just gonna not look ever again |
| lol METArds you deserve it |
| shouldve sold META 600 |
| !Regardme 7 days |
| Pump it make people buy calls, rug it into open price. Do absolutely fucking nothing 5 hours |
| Where else do you get it from?\n\nI find it cute to think I hold any crypto anything |
| NVDA being under 250 at this point is criminal……. |
| Well earned. When you build an empire on stealing people’s data and weaponizing it against them, you should expect the hate. |
| Why does that meme have a return to sender address |
| AVGO announced plans to move their headquarters to Tehran? |
| CBRS lookin kinda juicy |
| They fuck up a couple generations and pay less than what they earned in a single quarter 😂 |
| UNH please stay up for the love of God |
| probably non, you know who makes bank though? lawyers, as intended |
| Google is so close to its 200 day sma. And some people think its a bubble |
| :pepetrump: :pepeuwu: |
| VIX up 0.13% it's all over |
| Nvidia is going to post billions in tariff refunds and destroy earnings all backed by the consumer. |
| Meta finna spike to $575 by EOD |
| That’s fine, I’ve done it before. When a brave man takes a stand, the spines of others are often stiffened. |
| No bounce plz |
| Price of oil doesn’t really matter if diesel stays over $5.50 |
| Pee on you |
| I love this ticker, and appreciate a mention of it always. |
| Then what the FUCK is Wendy's for? I thought meme vids. |
| This market sux |
| I just think yesterday was an overreaction. Todays price action is validating that a little. Hopefully this run continues. I think 140-150 is a pretty easy level to get to and then I could see it stay rangebound for a period of time until next earnings |
| Hold |
| Cucked by the zuck |
| mu falling off the cliff and tracking everything else tells me more robos than people are trading this market |
| FLAT! |
| $meta paying $16bn over ten years is nothing |
| I don’t know what’s going on today. Every time I go long, it drops, and every time I go short, it goes up |
| FUCKKK YOUUUU YAHUUUU |
| Where did he say he got his info from the video, ape? |
| Meta fuck you |
| It seems oversold. CELH also rebounded big. |
| APP about to break into the Head of an IHS, price target $200 |
| Yeap, Jen wong is selling |
| Hm I will go ahead and sell my 0dte… LMFAOOO thanks 🤡🤡🤡 |
| Everybody losing their minds over a stock flat.hahah |
| I gave back and donated so much to MM this month I hope they enjoy the coke, hookers, and boat rides I paid for 🤗 |
| So one hour ago it was super good news for meta, and now it's bad news o_O |
| Sir this a Wendy's you can't do that here |
| Poor Bol got rugged again |
| What’s the play with SLS? |
| Ok fun over 7 hours of chop now |
| #RED TODAY, TOMORROW, THIS WEEK, THIS MONTH, THIS YEAR, THIS DECADE, THIS CENTURY, THIS MILLENIUM, FOREVER 🔻🔻🔻 |
| At this rate, the only house I'll be able to afford, is a doll house 💀 |
| my crystal ball says it will pump after nvidia earnings :rich: |
| This is one of those no sell/no buy days. The market is on read only mode. |
| JFC ber trap to bol trap to ber trap to bol trap fuck this market |
| The video is dumb.\n\nBut what's dumber is assuming someone's Buy-In from said video. |
| what would p diddy do here |
| VG climbing steady. Such stability, such calm. |
| Thank you I am grateful -the people |
| Markets is not good... Not bad. I think it's fine but oil needs to fuck off to another 5$ lower |
| is META buy polo? |
| APP 300P |
| If bers liked shorting nvda at 210\n\nThey will love it when its at 240 |
| Bring on you fucking MANUPLTORS BEING IT FUCKING ON I AM HERE TO THROW HANDS |
| is google the new msft |
| I see red except dicks! |
| NVIDIA beats expectations |
| I’m prepared to say the gamer word |
| Iceman Cometh |
| Well I guess , if it goes north |
| Nvda is gonna get fucked |
| 565 for 9/4, I'll hold for now. How far out is yours? |
| I’m in Nike calls here for next week. |
| market action still total dog shit and completely manipulated by the market makers to drain maximum premium |
| Lmaooo |
| I just full ported SPY puts . See ya next week if it goes south |
| Do bears have limp dicks? |
| Go to bestbuy and buy a reasonably affordable one. You don’t need a fancy ass high end cpu, RAM & gpu combo. As long as you have a solid internet connection, you’d be aight. |
| AVGO succ meee |
| yasss daddyyy |
| Iceman turnt what else |
| False |
| RIP clip |
| Well meta fucking sucks again |
| EVERYTHIJG IS FUCKIG. DOWN EXCEPT IWM |
| i keep buying the dip but it keeps dipping more :hmmm: |
| Bubble popping... |
| I literally addressed this in the post. And in the longer DD pdf. |
| WHY IS IWM SO FUCKING STRONG |
| Once again, the fate of the US rests in the hands of NVDA earnings. |
| Yeah bro, you’ll now have $10 instead of $5 :kek: |
| Meta has got to be the most hated stock of all time |
| You bought in at 6 figures lol |
| The market and being gay, name a more iconic duo. |
| Is that bitch selling RDDT again? |
| Im gatekeeping |
| Me just waiting for $41. It'll pop with some lame Canada deal |
| Go down you fucking hullshit |
| AVGO just sucked my dickkk |
| ITS OVER... |
| nice, congrats |
| I have a 575 call that I am debating whether I should just get rid of now |
| FUCK THIS MANUPLATED PEICE OF FUCKING SHITTF |
| Regrets? I have a few. |
| Goog the new msft it seems holy |
| 😐 |
| my 130 dicks calls are gonna print looool |
| Can you explain |
| Seen this video fucking 6 times in the past 24 hours and I haven’t looked for it once |
| NVDA finna plummet |
| And cocaine |
| >Bill Gates: World not preparing adequately for AI\n\nDang bro that reminds me of that time Bill Gates asked Jeffrey Epstein for advice on how to get rid of an STD lmao |
| Really can't trust this market |
| Is this just California? |
| Open AI is one chinese model release away from being nearly worthless. Codex is dog shit, they've got nothin. |
| Btc is flat tho? 🤔 |
| Googled long dicks and somehow wound up here.\n\nAnyway the direction of your bet makes sense. The October expiration is pure degen behavior. Congrats. |
| Who tf is dumping SMTC, go back to 146 man wtf! |
| Profit is profit |
| Some 18 year old just signed a deal for $117 million to play for manchester city. Why did my parents force me into college instead of soccer. Fucking idiots |
| no vaccines today ha? |
| What does crooked wood feel like? |
| NVDA earnings being priced in rn |
| Puts? |
| Mooooooom I overtraded again 🙁 |
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| You like to suffer. |
| Every minute candle is a day new day low on GOOGL. Literally no one wants this shit and its crazy to me. |
| NVDA bout to make me rich 🐻🏳🌈 |
| Reddit weekly were kinda the move so far.. stock moves slow daily but had hell of a jump from Friday to now |
| Going all in since it’s financial advice that I can sue for if it’s wrong. |
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| Stay tuned for part 2, coming to you in 2027 |
| iron condors |
| Mine expire 9/18 and it’s not looking good atm. Dropping with the META lawsuit maybe |
| LLY 2DTE calls ?? |
| true and its stupid asf |
| We’re going down, I’m yellin’ TIMBERRRRRRRRR!!!\n\nYou better move :dance: you better dance :dance:\n\n:dance: :money: :dance: :money: :dance: |
| GOOG shitstock about to make me tilt |
| im not having fun guys seriously |
| Made 2 dollars btw |
| Meta… |
| Bro the Catholic Church got a bargain on child abuse relative to META.\n\nMETA: 17B \nCC: 5B |
| Point of view?\n\nWe are trailing behind him?\n\nHow did we get past security? What are we achieving by doing this? Are we hoping to talk to him in person or get more physical? |
| Nu and Sofi are doing me well |
| 2$ fuck this shit |
| I think this is the largest fine in US history? And certainly the largest issued against a tech firm. |
| I shit you not bro the moment i full ported puts at the top jane crashed all my broker apps at the same time lol!\n\nHad to get theta gang a little rustled knowatmsayin. |
| Always had been |
| Aahh taking a page out of Elon’s playbook |
| Believe me I wish we had some of the UK rules, publicly accessible beneficial ownership data for example is a godsend in this line of work. |
| I lost so much this month, and after sitting through yday bs with calls that opened -40% I sold and sat out. \n\nGot fomo for a hot sec until I saw that reversal lmao would have got crushed |
| nviddyGUH :clifford: |
| Wild how Jensen's celebration looks so much like Erika Kirk mourning the death of her husband. |
| Today nvda er, next week avgo then two weeks after Sept monthly expiry which will prolly be around the time for a quick 5-10% correction leading to Oct monthly expiry imo. |
| I just set some for nov 20th goodluck |
| Hope he sold it fast enough 😭 |
| *Jensen opens oven* |
| No, but RDR 3 will be coming sooner. |
| GOOG is killing me in the past few weeks |
| https://preview.redd.it/y1lwl1j89qlh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ac270c96d45354f645832ee2d701a26e0e69be\n\n |
| I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY |
| Lawyers lawyers and lawyers |
| Lol I took a 20k loss this morning on GOOGL and this shit keeps falling off a cliff. That is a bad sign. |
| Mother-FUCKER |
| How much of this goes to the children |
| Uh oh |
| Meta was the one that said this case alone could cost them 1.4T. The plaintiffs in this suit were looking for $200b. \~10% of the targeted amount isn’t that bad in a lawsuit like this |
| Fuckin goog |
| NDVA puts 🤑 |
| I’m curious too |
| That's why we're all here |
| damn |
| Fuck IWM FUCK GOOGL FUCK YOU GOOGL |
| Everyone cheering in the crowd = Bagholders |
| AVGO??? |
| Meanwhile roblox bans people for outing pedos |
| so just a billionaire casually stealing other people's peak content to make cringey ai slop. |
| Grabbed jan Nike calls. |
| Whenever told me to buy meta fk u asshole |
| Rem |
| I DECLARE A MULLIGAN |
| make it hurt harder ! Hammer the dildo of concequences deeper... |
| GREEN. RED. GREEN. RED. GREEN. RED. GREEN. RED. GREEN. RED |
| It’s titled Korean chaos |
| Thanks for your sacrifice |
| r/DeadBedrooms is where you belong sir |
| https://preview.redd.it/3abbusr29qlh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b40313e49950cf53f9ea2d31f37a0146477bd9f7\n\n |
| If that’s the quality of the AI video definitely short on NVDA |
| algos once again don't know what to do, so they track all the same, indexes, gold, oil... |
| This is America sir, you pay a fine to commit crimes that make you 10000x the fine |
| The people here aren't actually all that smart.\n\nTrading is tough as nails. Initially almost everyone loses money.\n\nThe market right now is also weird as hell.\n\nI'd stick most money into voo/VT/qqq, gold, TLT and bitcoin just to cover all bases. Then use a relatively small amount to get feet wet. Right now i would actually recommend not holding any individual stocks/options for a prolonged amount of time because in this market everything that pops like 20% usually fades within a few weeks.\n\nI think there is some merit to online gurus/courses or just discussing a bunch with ai. But again you likely won't make much money at first.\n\nThe macro is also really weird and different people will have different view points. For example some are saying we are close to the ai bubble peak like a dotcom or 2007 peak, some are crazy bullish on commodities, others are sticking to tech stocks still. Value investing is kinda dead because fundamentals hardly seem to matter. In theory the mag 7 are still a great buy with 0 bankruptcy risk, but in an ai bubble unwind they would get punished. |
| Unfucking real. I bought MU calls at the very top |
| A drop in the bucket |
| Spy absolutely ripping!\n\nTo the right 👀 |
| apple pumpin through the roof again crazy |
| For a split second, I was super uber rich... And then that time passed. And I am back at 0 |
| AAPL 💦 |
| STOP PUMPING PLTR OVERVALUED ASS STOCK OH MY GOD |
| only $4.20 with promo code 69 |
| They will beat as they always do and they will offer good guidance as the always do. How the market reacts, who knows. |
| 1.5 and 700 put doesn't move WTF |
| Same. |
| AAPL taking these calls I wrote up to max profit |
| lol NVDA 190 by Friday confirmed |
| Sell an NVDA put, sell an NVDA call, sell your soul and wait for flat earnings |
| its not ai |
| Thoughts on $KSS? I’m slightly disappointed |
| Nah. Judge dropped a HAMMER! \n \nFined them tens of millions! MILLIONS! |
| lovely, just gonna be another -20% on these intel calls for today |
| Hehe can u rub my bald head |
| HOLY SHIT AVGO STOP!!! FUCK MAN MY WHOLE PORT IS ALREADY GONE WTF ARE YOU DOING |
| What are we doing about NVDA |
| 1% |
| Buy my book and I’ll let you in on a little known secret institutions don’t want you to know and Wall Street hates. |
| $97k total from MSFT |
| why metaa |
| AI bubble .. literally every image/video posted here is from AI |
| TIMBER!!!!! |
| should've bought HYPE instead of SNDK |
| I am 0 days old and learning this. |
| Nvda 240 calls 2dte will make you rich.\n\nThis is 1000% financial advice.\n\nI declare to be liable.\n\nIf it doesn’t work out, I accept all claims. |
| Why the fuck Zuck also taking down Google man so they don’t pay full settlement unless Google also settle |
| $BLSH...🐂📈 |
| People be like: “it’s dropped after earnings every time…so that means with certainty, this will be the time it shoots up to the moon” |
| omg meta has successfully baited me again with that gay pump |
| MRVL calls or you’re gey |
| I’m not gambling. I’m *high speed investing* |
| Meta was manipulated.will 100% pump in thr next days |
| Who gets the money? |
| Loaded up on PSQ (1x inverse) |
| Whoop Jensenstyle |
| dont miss out on dksn |
| Google fucking took all my NVO dividend profits fuck you |
| laptop traders! just wanna ask a stupid question which laptop do you use, mine is getting f.ckn noisy at trading sessions |
| Hey, I am that smart guy were looking for. Currently, on my second shift. Can you meet me behind Wendy's? I'll be able to explain a lot better. Gotta go now.... |
| “Tax cuts” |
| I am buying...nq futures |
| DKS making that huge comeback! |
| Welcome to the Theta Center. |
| https://preview.redd.it/z6281u4s8qlh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27fe6c45f67d811fc0a7ed7517e89ae12cdc21e9\n\n |
| Building a house of sports next to me. Sounds pretty awesome. |
| well thats opposite so that makes you a genius |
| A year ago? Maybe. |
| Ya'll are just roommates at this point.. |
| I’d rather be short Nvda than bullish atm. Any good news stock maintains its levels. If there’s even a modicum of bad news, stock will tank. |
| Would love a random -1% dump but probs eod |
| Things take time....even META pulled back after initial spike |
| I wonder if we'd straight up circuit breaker if NVIDIA misses |
| Prolly just tired of all your shit :screech: :screech: |
| This goes too hard for how short I am |
| GOOGL a new day low. |
| https://preview.redd.it/vh99rk3o8qlh1.jpeg?width=795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88243ba08950cc158ae23b75dc1c151c868d400a |
| Bad inflation numbers and bad macro news, scam market pumping on nothing |
| Wow META truly is a piece of shit. It’s going under $500 before it can ever breakout again. |
| Sell covered calls and cash secured puts |
| ORAKILLLLL |
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| believe it or not PUTS |
| MSTR and HOOD to fuck off and dump |
| Say what you want about Koreans, whether pump or dump, they go all the way in, 10 times better than this flat dick market |
| Get off DKS, try GAP it's launching up, up, up |
| He comes out using retarded AI? Okay I buy more shorts |
| https://preview.redd.it/z4xys8nm8qlh1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fac4df5b4a5c6ca414e477a803b97b87256c057c |
| Here we go going flat lmaooooooooo. Would love to know who the fuck is buying. |
| this is the end, my only friend, the end |
| Imagine choosing a stock to buy and you buy dicks idk |
| Nothing will happen cause of NVDA. Scam stock |
| It’s that fuck you and your money formation |
| The House of Sports facilities are awesome. Going to take some time to update Foot Locker store layouts but I believe they can do it |
| how tf do I join the theta boys im done bro |
| wen hole |
| https://preview.redd.it/k42z36ek8qlh1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=567a62a750243c944a68e8eb7c9f1a6a71052bdf |
| Yeah googl is up 10% |
| guys i am buy mrna today |
| Like 15 years too late |
| intu was a good buy premarket\n\nOnly if I had the money |
| I would assume pretty much every demographic, not just teens. It’s unhealthy for adults too. |
| Is Rklb going to finish green for once? |
| wake me up when sndk wakes up |
| You might want to check those contracts again. Meta gave back almost all its pre-market gains |
| $1 drop and options don't fucking move. This shit is so fucking rigged |
| Looks like robinhood |
| Yeah they're taking on $60B debt for AI infra |
| META settled for about 5x less than the amount Zuck torched on metaverse |
| Don't you feel better now, Parents? Everything is settled and all is fine. |
| Why? Price target is $180 per share |
| Surely MU calls cannot go tits up |
| Untradeble market |
| Damn that's crazy. It definitely feels like they know something we dont |
| starting to think just join the trend tbh, seems to work for what? 2 weeks in a row now everyday |
| !Remindme 7 days |
| That's how you end up unemployed and living with your parents |
| How long can they pump IWM AND SPY while dumping every stock in existence except BE |
| Put 7k into td lets see |
| Well what do you know, peace deal talk was all smoke |
| Theta day? |
| You'd automatically flag up, we'd simply ask just why as that isn't normal, we would expect a standard account, a savings account/isa, and a credit card |
| Well that's just a rounding error in the capex they use to harm more children. |
| Is this an admission of guilt?\n\nDoes this settlement stop the harms to children? |
| 🔥 |
| Some people will claim this is fake |
| Honestly bullish |
| all in calls on $DKS |
| Rockstar is probably the most QC oriented company in all of video game history |
| Meta calls overnight then 0dte puts would’ve been a banger |
| yup |
| AVGO getting smoked recently |
| NVDA doing the fent lean |
| let metaaa PUMPPP |
| FUCK THIS MARKET IN THE ASS |
| If you love her…\n\n… B&E her home while she’s out with friends and wear her panties :chad:\n\nYou are a cuck after all :sadsuit: |
| He could make an entrance like that and still report mediocre earnings though. |
| Growth stocks are gonna struggle until 10 year yields come down |
| People buying DICK'S dip are retarded |
| Guys, forget about Mag7, go buy $dks |
| im just saying that it's obviously very bullish when you pay billions of dollars because your main service is deemed harmful to its users |
| Global all hands meetings while watching the market stay flat before NVDA earnings is the kinda torture blue collars don't understand |
| Well thats what happens to my portfolio every time. The market can be at ATH and i still lose money. I belong here. |
| 600 |
| What is this an institutional holding pattern? Come on fellas feed the beast |
| They should be required to have every use log back in from scratch every 10 minutes of use. |
| Qs about to drop |
| Everybody since the beginning of the year. SCHD and KO are both up a lot more than SPY and QQQ ytd |
| odds of that happening? |
| Its ok im also down 7k rn |
| Bollinger bands are tightening on SPY. Holding the daily 20 strong, NVDA earnings are about to spark a huge move one direction or the other. |
| Puts |
| Yes. Broadcom did |
| META settlement is bullish for GOOG & RDDT...... |
| Why is this ai so shitty? |
| Honestly I'm just as confused too. All I know is that for days, including Monday, there was no directional flow for NVDA, then suddenly Tuesday, 9 of the top 10 largest trades were Aug 28 230C brought at ask for a total spend of nearly 10 mil. The 10th trade was selling Aug 28 240C at bid. |
| Good job! My recommendation, going down the degen hole is fine but I always pull out at least 50% on gains and put them into a separate account or an ETF, that way you don't end up like the people on here with 80%-90% portfolio losses. |
| The real story of the day was SMTC earnings last night. The market is trying to pretend that semiconductors are dead. The market is going to get it's arms blown off and will deserve it. |
| Weird ahh |
| I can hear Dolly singing Whitney's version now. "And IIiiiiIIIIIiiieeeeeeIIIIIII... will alwaaaays love youuuUUUooohhhhUUUuuuuu." |
| Btc breakout to 80,000 … come on I’m betting house on it |
| You're in the wrong sub if you're looking for smart people. |
| Can you post this again tomorrow when NVDA is at $190 |
| Appears hedge funds by and large short Chips - prob using algo trading to push downside. Go short |
| That was really sweet |
| Aww I love hamsters |
| GOOGL forming that bleed all day formation. |
| Turn them back on obviously |
| I tried this on take two for last one. It didn’t work. |
| Tech is already in a correction. The remainder of the market is fine. When tech dives, that doesn't mean the broader market will... it's simply tech thats pulling back, but it is still way, way up. People are thinking something is happening, that just simply isn't... at least not for now. |
| Gigantic buy orders from big institutions are coming in on $CRSR.\n\nI’m buying more stock and $15 9/18 calls. This thing really tends to run hard. |
| Oh I get it, different countries different strokes (as well as sectors), be interesting what his business:account ratio is! |
| Seen a lot in this game but I can't understand it other than it's trading on a bad NVDA print |
| whos playing NVDA earnings? |
| NVIDIA is crashing in 7 days, lol. |
| Jacket not shiny enough, SHORT! |
| Who would have thought value stocks were the play. |
| Watching AVGO gap down immediately after opening green every day without fail is genuinely unbearable. If it drops after ER I'm literally going to lose my mind |
| Do you guys really think nvidia will still drop after earnings even after this new pattern |
| I hate trading when I lose money, I love trading when I make money. |
| never underestimate how lazy people are |
| How does google even have sellers left? |
| Uh oh... microslop is green... This is a warning |
| nothing worth trading, just chop and theta served for today |
| Keep my koopdaddys name out ya mothafucking ai |
| MU pleas fly again |
| show us your MSFT gain porn mate |
| Can someone smart explain what happened with META this morning |
| I wouldn’t call 17.1 billion peanuts especially with capex going to compute and raising debt for it |
| They just put a price on societies well being and it was so cheap their stock price went up more than the cost of the fine. |
| Who would have thought value stocks were the play. |
| Its riced in |
| Well, best of luck I suppose |
| Whoever took profit on usar, smart move |
| If you cut a deal with the IRS, you get a payment plan. If you file for bankruptcy and cut a deal with the credit card companies, you get a payment plan.\n\nI've personally written settlement agreements where we've accepted 70% and a payment plan in lieu of getting the full civil penalties |
| Technically yes but |
| if we cross 767, it could be a +1% day |
| Also people who start the socialist "revolution" are the very first people to get black bagged by the same government they put in |
| Head of Ethics = Chief No Revenue Officer |
| XHAMSTER.COM best stress reliever |
| HOW META CRASHED LIKE THAT?! I was hearing 1.5 trillion damages. Now they settled for 16 billion shouldn't it be great news? |
| Yes. |
| META 18 bil is pocket change, jacking to the tits with calls |
| Spy is going to drop .25% or little more |
| Holy fucking shit ive lost 7k this week chasing losses im so regarded |
| 700 |
| Mu puts or calls? |
| Look how they massacred my boy AVGO 😭 |
| F \nU \nC \nK \nGoog |
| Intel Inside. My anoos |
| I clearly sold too soon |
| Spy doesn’t want to break 767 |
| Holy fuck I love this 😂 |
| Make $MU $1000 Again |
| Yep this the play |
| Thank you just bought the meta dip lol |
| AMD was an obvious short. Thanks for the cash, regards |
| This is why you’re poor |
| Broadcom has been next level dogshit wow |
| Amen brother |
| google sellers are like david goggins, they never get tired |
| Let the pre NVIDA earnings breakout happen |
| Never :jpow: |
| Political exposure (aka being a PEP, which Trump absolutely is) is part of the AML monitoring and reporting process. I was an AML investigator at Cap1 for many years, I will not go into any further detail on the specifics of this case but rest assured politicians and their known associates have special monitoring requirements. You can't detach their political status from an AML review, it's always going to be a key factor. |
| It was a trappp |
| Perfection |
| Their subscription model just started. If that ends up going well for them it's pure profit. I wouldn't be stunned to see them back to 165 before the end of the year. |
| Freak out and buy! |
| There, happy? Am I American enough for yuh ? |
| META 620 |
| You'll have another shot to short DKS. Do it just before market close. |
| DKS |
| My options are turned off for now only stocks |
| Is it ok to piss in the shower |
| Imagine being perma ber.\n\nDisgusting. |
| Dang, it be like that. You had the right idea. On |
| Profit and revenue completely different. |
| **BanBet Created** ▼ | **Record:** 0W - 1L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $690.16 (below) | $766.84 | -10.0% | Aug 29, 2:04 PM | |
| META is a proof on how is this mkt rigged |
| Question for yall: would you say Reddit is addictive? Insta,YouTube, tiktok are all addictive. |
| Relentless buying of MU for it to never go anywhere |
| Fuck me I miss every play I wanted today |
| !banbet spy -10% 3d |
| I haven’t fucked your wife in a year either |
| If (when) NVDA inevitably falls below 180 in AH, I am buying as much as I can |
| Hahah |
| You should |
| https://preview.redd.it/bwntu7lp7qlh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a66454a428585c02720938bd7d7ad054f946f36\n\n |
| this is a great place to start if you want to figure out what NOT to do. that's step 1. step 2 is that you do those things anyway and lose all your money |
| NVDA calls down 70%, AVGO calls down 50%. Hasn’t hit me how cooked I am |
| What if I’m t shirt? |
| Congrats to whomever put money into AVGO being a complete piece of shit |
| I’ve recalibrated my model\n\nIT’S NOW SAYING 10% DAY ON NVDA INCOMING!!!\n\nBERS R FUK :screech: |
| https://preview.redd.it/v66tmkcp7qlh1.png?width=240&format=png&auto=webp&s=06d6dbb71d5daabe68ab9d16f0c33cd15d84afdf\n\n |
| People will soon be buying in, this is the best price in over a year |
| Probably sideways till 4:20 |
| Soooo meta 590? |
| More importantly this year it only comes out for console plebs and it won't be on PS4 and not every owner of a current gen console buys everything. \n\nI have some very obvious disappointing sales numbers to prereport to the ppl that didn't think that part through and expect some huge jump off this year's data. Cause that 230m is from like 7 platform releases. |
| yoloed 2X google and now i sleep with my hopes in my heart for a google green EOD |
| **BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 0W - 1L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $782.17 (above) | $766.83 | +2.0% | Aug 29, 2:04 PM | |
| I haven't fucked my wife in a year |
| !banbet SPY +2% 3d |
| I've been loading some March 27 calls on UFO. |
| META going where? |
| DICKSSS |
| At this point they are going to scrap 3.5 and just say we are working on 4.0 |
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| META META META |
| Run bro, run far, run fast |
| META back? |
| Thats something I am already good at ig 😭 |
| Jensen raising the price before the earning made me worry. |
| Learning? |
| You were saying? |
| Lost 600 today, would be up 8k if I held 20 minutes. |
| Note: sold my SNPS calls for 140% gain at 420$ |
| DICKS! |
| Hahaha yes a little out of the money but looking for that 20% day |
| Memory's getting a lil momentum. \n\nI don't think NVDA earnings is going to move the market much this go around but it's nice to see that someone does. |
| NVDA going to announce a partnership with itself. Recursive money |
| ~~Technical Analysis~~ Partial differential equations are too confusing to understand and I've not had enough practice to develop any skill therefore it's just made up nonsense |
| So msft just giving up now |
| wtf is dash always up |
| throw money into the market, watch it disappear, figure out why |
| > A 40-kilowatt rack of servers will need an 80-m² radiator\n\nNote that the Vera Rubin NVL72s described in Elon's announcement draws like 230 kW, not just 40.\n\nIf space data centers become a thing (and I don't think they will), they'll probably have to rely on some kind of breakthrough that allows the chips to run much hotter, so that the entire satellite itself is high enough temperature to radiate more effectively, since [radiative cooling increases by the fourth power of absolute temperature](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stefan%E2%80%93Boltzmann_law). That would probably require some kind of custom silicon for high-temperature operation, and I don't know if the physics would ever let that work. |
| Ya or not |
| PLAB |
| MSFT want $500 |
| Why the fuck is this market so scammy. Can we have a fucking red day holy fuck |
| Market makers working hard lately, where I live they opened up Costco, Walmart and target |
| Can we order a new market? I think this one is broken |
| when is the last time Nvidia actually went up after earnings |
| META showed how this shit is rigged |
| Looks like I'm boutta be rich |
| This is much harder to win across the board at trial than an antitrust suit that is clear cut. If they don't buckle, WBD Paramount merger will not happen. |
| No, but I do love phish dicks |
| Ohhhh I see |
| Diamond hands still? |
| Oh oh momentum is dead! |
| NVDA calls print pls |
| Start with having money, then you lose it on your brokerage app. |
| NVDA is going to moon after earnings when they announce they are acquiring Bitcoin and implementing its Blockchain technology! |
| Good chance of hitting or na |
| I'm an investigations manager at a large US fintech, been in this industry at large and small US institutions (including a stint at Cap1) for my entire career. No such rule exists in the US. For businesses, that's very much on the low end in terms of accounts. You have to keep in mind that this is real estate industry stuff, they have individual LLCs for every property, layers of holding companies, etc. |
| This is correct. It amuses me that people think it will be different this time. Also, God forbid we cut government spending. Obviously we should just come up with a new tax and encourage the idiots in Washington to spend even more. |
| this morning pump has no conviction |
| Who’s gonna tell em 😭😭😭😭 |
| The moment I sell. |
| no im mad that its dumping after pumping cuz it baited me |
| Guy where do I start learning like you guys I am very new to all this PLEASE GUIDE A BIT |
| High IV from earnings on the biggest chunk (NVDA) |
| meta settles a lawsuit thats based around invalidating its entire business model: calls |
| Sandisk is only making flash and not even in their own factories afaik. Mu makes all kinds of memory and storage. |
| buy it |
| please let tsla go to 0 |
| Once upon a time, in a land far far away, I made money |
| Where do you trade options? |
| Guy where do I start learning like you guys I am very new to all this PLEASE GUIDE A BIT |
| In a sea of green tickers…I’m staring at my blood red AVGO… |
| I raise u a avgo |
| Debatable |
| HOOD puts |
| You know how they say we only use 10% of our brains? Well, I think we only use 10% of our hearts |
| I agree a single rack in space is useless. In fact, I’m quite skeptical of data centers in space as a whole. But if it’s possible, my bet is on AST, not SpaceX. This is WSB, my goal is to cash out before people realize this isn’t the ideal solution (ideal IMO is SMR-powered servers on Earth). |
| 590 meta call gonna hit today?? |
| people mad about meta pumping after dumping are retarded |
| lmao meta |
| I think we might quietly just climb all damn day. Get your 770s ready for tomorrow. |
| Have to inverse the inverse |
| Bruh with how much |
| meta 585 plz |
| Yes |
| Guys are forgetting NVDA was down into the November print and there was a fake pump on everything followed by a massive reversal the next day\n\nIt’s worth 5 fucking trillion, there’s a reason why it moves so slowly now and just dicks around, the market has already rewarded it, the big boys aren’t interested in making it more expensive to own from here like it was at 1T |
| Pump AMD MU guys common we got this |
| DKS up. Calls on dying malls. |
| Robots don’t get tired dummy |
| Not if everyone thinks this way lol |
| Shits like bitcoin. Worse than that even |
| Why tf are calls and puts on spy so expensive today |
| AAPL spike Odte on fire |
| Just you wait and see |
| Oh how I love AAPL |
| Where to put 10k at close today? Dont be shy |
| It's been dropping for the past month.......so your saying the company is going to lose 60% value in a month? |
| tsla is actually the gayest stock on this market |
| RIP options trading |
| This meta recovery is bs |
| BOX beat earnings no run up and is still going down fck |
| Holy shit this is a dangerous game today |
| This movement from meta LOL. Premarket pump into dump at open into a rebound now. |
| It's the vibe era, hopefully Jensen got some bravado. Earnings are too padded to give any real guidance anymore. |
| I’ve been sufficiently sidelined |
| My condolences, wish you good luck in the future |
| Real |
| Means buy |
| Why? What did he do? I missed this |
| NVDA please save AVGO…please NVDA please |
| I CANT MAKE MONEY WITHOUT VOLATILITY |
| ikr sndk lagging like crazy |
| Struggling to stay awake at work please god I need a million bagger so I can quit to go and nap |
| The correlation between my big cawk and your moms tiny poosey is off. |
| You and I could easily go to prison. |
| Gen Z - pretty much all of them |
| 20x here.. I say stay and feel every tick |
| Common goog |
| Gold rally then how else are they gonna comeout of the debt situation new investor here asking for knowledge |
| Tonight’s NVIDIA earnings will show that it’s reached the peek with no longer 20% growth. Maybe 6-10% at best! |
| Google going down, spaceX going up. Hilarious |
| 3.3% inflation is only high for poors :hesright: |
| Ahhh yes, change the topic. |
| Smart |
| recession proof |
| let mu break 940 and pump retards, stop selling off |
| Mark Rebillet has mentioned he doesn't find bitcoin interesting or engaging |
| short meta again |
| Nah I’d say household under 250k.\n\n100k ain’t meaningful by itself anymore |
| The correlation between $mu and $sndk is off |
| You belong here |
| I hope the jackson hole speech is not gonna push stocks down but lift it. Then this might work. Institutional players still holding back up until after the speech. |
| OMG DICKS is rising |
| meta back to 590 by EOD?? |
| ALT+F4 |
| Wow |
| Kappa |
| Peasants all around me!!! :screech: |
| don’t miss the META rebound |
| possiblyitly of google turning green eod |
| You are wise |
| 5x mu. Should I just hold until tomorrow and log off for the day? |
| Hard to cut rate if inflation is still high. We'll be in stage inflation then Fed will be stuck. |
| "He sold. Release the new model" |
| Mark Rebillet would never associate himself with Bitcion or Michael Saylor |
| Dump coming. Or maybe a pump is coming. Or maybe i ate crayons for breakfast. |
| Where does the lower part of the K begin? Those making under 100k? |
| BOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNNNG |
| It already broke out 😭 |
| I was promised an Economic Doomsday 48 hours ago. 👿 |
| Will my oklo 45 covered calls survive the week. Im excited to find out |
| Give out handies behind your local Wendy’s for $20. |
| Fuck you avgo stupid piece of shit |
| Half percent up plz spx |
| Tired of the pump and fade back to red. Bullshit market |
| If you think NVDA is going down because of previous earnings, it's going to go up. That's how this works. |
| For the love of God don’t fall for manipulation candles -to me |
| Give us price movement so big it goes down in history and ends up on the Wikipedia page |
| Feels like even the algos are tired |
| bers = 🌈 fa🐐 rtrds |
| https://preview.redd.it/e3eo1ljm6qlh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ec40eb12792142907d4e22d9b62aa022dca5488\n\nI’m not getting out. |
| Gold rally over???? |
| Lost $80 on MU pump, |
| watch meta go back to 590... |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Gold just GREEN SHREK DICK |
| For those that listened. Those 7700’s should have treated u well |
| I love wdc |
| What’s a play for cheap I can do to make sum cash |
| I'm so scared to short oil |
| 🤣🤣🤣 look at the doomers cry about it being green🤣 |
| When they start marketing to 12 year olds we should |
| duh!......if only NVDA put all its funds into SPY, well then we never wouldve had that AI boom |
| chat’s moving so fast nobody will notice I’m a gay and fat alcoholic |
| Surprised this made it go up…I guess the market just wanted an end to the lawsuits |
| Gheeeey bear |
| whoa |
| Holy tits it’s happening. |
| im somewhat of a leopold myself |
| Today we 🌔 |
| good dog |
| JUST DO IT |
| CORN CORN CORN |
| So pretty much GOOGL has done nothing all year as this price goes back to January. Cool cool, I am fucking out. 20k loss. I really hope it works out for anyone still holding this pile of shit, but I cant sit around and just watch this fuck bleed my account everyday. |
| Most human he has ever looked. |
| o.o |
| you could have bought /ES puts at the close like I said yesterday and then sold them last night around 8 pm |
| MM making spy run for higher ground like a flash flood is coming |
| Good teens shouldn’t be on instagram |
| Meta makes $60 billion a quarter. Large numbers are hard, but proportions are your friend. |
| The settlement amount is paid over 10 years so more like \~1.7 billion a year |
| That’s the entire point of gold |
| OK I BOUGHT NVIDIA PUTS TO INVERSE AGAINST ALL MY MEMORY POSITIONS THATS DOWN HEHEHE CMON PUTS SHOOT NVIDIA UP I REALLY DID THIS |
| Let's be honest here, would you still shop there if it was called Penis sporting goods? |
| Yeah bro, and more jobless people means RATE CUTS which is bullish for the market. |
| I'm a dysfunctional mfer |
| SPCX TO MARSSSSSS WOOOWWWWW |
| Yeah, settle so they can move on to their other 30 or so exploitative actions. Move faster than the government. \n\nRemember what they say about speeding tickets? They are fun fees for the rich. That's basically what's going on here for these huge companies. |
| damn fuq them kids |
| People have been saying stuff like that for decades. The euro was supposed to replace the dollar back in the 90s. Never did. Same thing with BRICS |
| The only thing this benefits are the lawyers.\n\nHas everyone else already seen the ads in Reddit asking if you think you've been harmed by social media? |
| Meta is like the social media version of 4am cable television infomercial propaganda if the cable company actively stole and sold all of your data. Theres only one step lower which is truth social, and thats more like aol chain mail propaganda. |
| Let’s go DKS! |
| Uber sold 67.5 million Aurora shares in $479 million block trade |
| PUMP MU |
| Didnt short tho.\n\n16 bil. still to be paid and limits and safety guidelines will be implemented. \nI figured will lead to less ad revenue.\n\nOr maybe Zucks left testicle was itching - |
| 2-hour goon limit wtf |
| wow bastard ass movement on PLAB today |
| sue for $14T, get $16B with $10B lawyer fees. |
| Let me give you simple souls some advice \n\nUsually nvda pums into earnings and dips on\n\nThis time it’s the way around \n\nDipped into earnings \n\nSo expect a major rally. |
| spy going to 775 100% |
| i need to get out of spreads. shit's gonna wreck me. |
| loooooooooooool |
| resume meta pump |
| Bitcon failed to breakout? |
| Everything green or going green except googl\n\nBecause why would it |
| Do yourselves a favor and take a day off. Rest, recuperate. The market opens at 4pm |