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| …why didn’t you buy in the 3-7 after hours?? |
| Search ad revenue light and negative FCF they will likely sell their spacex and anthropic stakes at some point to fund capex needs so those revenues aren't relevant and inflate EPS. Cloud growth good but still unclear how much they had to spend to see that revenue growth since its not broken out that way. Not saying its not going back up at some point but thats why it went down initially after report. |
| Calls or puts idiot? |
| Lately the real after hours moves wait for the Korean degens. |
| Yea I saw that too …calls at open |
| \-3% is the new break even it would appear |
| Does this work with gold too? Might have to switch up my strategy.. |
| Pretty much all leadership/big money is older folks\n\nThey’ve been told AI is magic and their competitors are about to beat them, so they need to outspend to win |
| The Google. She will rise. She is beautiful like the first snow. |
| The guy just can’t stop war criming. |
| For those wondering what it is, that chart is following pretty closely to Bitcoin in the same time frame so I’d guess that or MSTR\n\nAlso me too OP LMFAO |
| This 👆 |
| Alright, did Elon not talk about the sex optimus bots? |
| It’ll pump in the claymation metaverse thing |
| You weren’t getting pussy either way buddy, get real |
| You'll see tomorrow. The fact that SOXX didn't rally after hours is telling already. |
| He ate the diarrhea |
| Traded The day of the crash... I got decimated... bought the dip that kept on dipping. |
| Why do people pay for anything when they can just steal it for free? Why do you buy groceries when you can just pick them up and walk out of the store? |
| ngl, i feel like someone really wants to push that button |
| did you buy a potato or something? |
| They don’t have as many options as US so they bet more money in leveraged etfs. Calm down it will go back up. |
| Because they are controlling major waterways and restricting the supply of oil |
| Diversification? |
| AI wouldn't be accessible without them or other data centers. Therefore they are all part of AI. Plus NBIS does have AI tools and capabilities\n |
| Don't like an Eastern Roman Empire fan hear you say it "became" the Byzantine Empire. |
| That has to be the most regarded thing I have ever seen. SP500 is up 18% over that period. |
| he's always like this |
| Lol they're gone |
| Bc they’re terrified of missing out on the next internet and are throwing anything at the wall |
| Wut miles davis do |
| Burying is more like it, MOABS for the win. |
| It is certainly not dead, since most of that compute is for Anthropic and OpenAI, and they're far from profitable. Google's numbers are a result of incestuous circular financial engineering that isn't sustainable. |
| 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 🇮🇱 |
| For some, yeah\n\nThere are shitty corporate bonds at 5% but I’m not gonna touch em |
| Because it will also prevent those students from finding jobs when they graduate. Wait— |
| capped capex no cap no capex |
| Puts r cooked or cooking? |
| So buy around 220 ?? |
| mmm, mango tacos, sounds like a marketing opportunity. Maybe with a main of chicken, and fired over a war criminal grill |
| Let me guess. Planet Labs!! It got me too for $$100k in stocks and $30k in options |
| Earnings have always been dogshit |
| He's a wise man....🙏 |
| Semis honestly |
| https://preview.redd.it/ckze428mxueh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f801932f2c72fbd439986dc7d80f512274502fcc |
| more like when Beavis & Butthead sell out of chocolate bars by selling to each other |
| Jesus; how?!?!? |
| Why don’t we just leave Iran? |
| Is that the going rate rn❓ |
| profits |
| ? |
| 😡 |
| https://preview.redd.it/2ld9nfjkxueh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79a2ef9885f4d18c415f48f82f7c77d58f3a348d |
| I stopped buying them and really just sell contracts now\n\nPretty wild to see how quickly they lose value for the buyer |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| If tsla isn't bankrupt in this scenario, why throw IBM under that bus? They actually have a bit of growth. |
| ill put a one wish crystal up your anoos |
| https://preview.redd.it/yit0h2cjxueh1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=639a7c258b80ef9c71565a4b94d50805415e536d\n\n |
| Did Elon eat the diarrhea lettuce? Why do they keep saying he is sick? |
| Nice to see competition working out for the fellow man |
| aren't there like 30 days left |
| If you got AI puts, you’re absolutely cooked and should be ashamed of yourself. Everyone and their mother knew GOOG would increase AI capex. Damn, just stop investing at this point. Let the dawgs eat |
| Crude at $88! |
| Unless the market collapses, I’m almost positive Google back to 380 in the next month is a guaranteed. I thought the same about micron but the Google numbers are fucking wildly good |
| Dude bought at every top possible lmao |
| If you didn’t buy in the last hour you’re never buying |
| Both can be true |
| Doubling down on calls tomorrow fuck you Miles Davis |
| The other guys in the bathroom thinking he's taking dick pics for online dating |
| Good luck with that. |
| Why aee you writing despite? Arent those 2 complementary? |
| that’s where the money going |
| time the f out. Luckin is back? what the f happened to my stock lol |
| Twenty bucks is twenty bucks. This rim ain’t gonna job itself. |
| Been looking at some 1-yr CD’s or bonds for 4.25% APY\n\nThen I’ll gamble on options with whatever I’d make so I end up flat |
| Can we hurry up and get to the part where Google is 250 a share tsla is 100 and ibm went bankrupt? |
| Redditors:\n\nMake jokes about how Google will beat earnings but dump anyway\n\nBuy calls anyway\n\nGet mad their initial prediction was right 🤣 |
| it's priced in |
| https://preview.redd.it/cbuia6fcxueh1.jpeg?width=1448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35474b1ae1fb0d679d3258e5a39dc81e37fe5a38 |
| Is it pronounced “hooties”? Like the second “h” is silent? Does it even fucking matter? BUY CALLS. |
| Kospi sold us cheaper MU last night 😁, they will buy back high |
| They aren’t crushing. Expectations are high and companies need to be destroying which they aren’t |
| Google is a great example of why options trading sucks ass now |
| Are these CEOs dumb, why are they burning billions on some chatbots so some students can write essays a bit quicker |
| The scientists and engineers are saying it is very difficult or impossible. Finance bros are saying these scientists and engineers are idiots, and space data centers are very possible. \n\nGuess who people are believing? |
| Ill.take anything at this point |
| Most comments on reddit are organic, yes. Id agree that only 5% are worth scraping, but the majority of comments are still humans. |
| Isn’t OnlyFans still printing money? |
| Depending on the content I find myself searching directly on Reddit honestly. |
| Buy KORU, SOXL, MUU, and SNXX if you like money |
| Goog V…. I was hoping it stayed down 5% until open to buy in |
| If I never found this sub I’d be richer and get more pussy. |
| port is 10% AMZN 10% MSFT 30% GOOG 50% Cash, what am I missing |
| semis going red AH, bruh i dont even know anymore I WANT OUT |
| Instructions unclear. Ended up with Thai femboy prostitutes with Brazilians. |
| This is why I stopped stealing picnic baskets. |
| not google users apparently |
| My town is going to do a mass cremation for the unclaimed dead at the coronor's office. It's weird seeing so many names, especially so many immigrants. I mean, imagine living your whole life and then ending up in what's basically an unmarked grave so far from home. Really makes you think. |
| shhh it is you're gonna scare it |
| Absolutely...🤑💰💰💵 |
| *4 years of work\n\nOh yeah, let me go sell the lionshare of what i hope will fund my retirement so that my income this year is 600k. Ill just pay the taxes with my leftover clown makeup\n\nYou don’t understand fundamental basics of investing |
| > US President Donald Trump wants FIFA President Gianni Infantino to be the next UN secretary-general, the New York Post reported, citing sources. |
| He realizes losses & not gains.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2o8gaar6xueh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8f484537fd3b3fc9f3fc40dd6e698dac04cfb57 |
| He already is you just can’t see it |
| I could use some |
| It was only down 4% bro |
| Does Elon usually mumble this much? Sounds like he's wearing a horse feedbag. |
| Even if it does exactly that, iv crush will sit on your balls. |
| https://preview.redd.it/za3g51e5xueh1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f2635a0217bc9961d5111affc017128c38b94ca\n\n |
| It's like a tube of tennis balls hanging there! |
| All my money was in kimchi futures |
| # 😂 |
| All good. I estimated by taking 200b-Q1-Q2 which equals 120b so in theory if last 2 quarters are equal that’s 60b for Q3 which represents a 38% increase from Q2 stronger than the 28% increase they had in Q2 from Q1. However if this means it’s just going to be 55b in Q3 and 65b in Q4 that means Q3 is increasing only 22% and Q4 is only increasing 18%. It’s a bit of a red flag on capex IMO so you might actually see a buy up on GOOG but I’m not so certain either way. |
| Holy shit the salty AI bears in here! They're All pissed off GOOG proved they vastly grew AI cloud profits despite vastly expanded AI revenue. AND dont start with the whole mark to market stock stuff, this is before the $90b from that. The profitability debate of AI is dead. |
| Only stocks? Holy shit dude, in this market? That is incredible and not in the good way |
| Maybe reddit will finally do something about bots if they lose data licensing. Nah who am I kidding |
| I have the pro it sucks |
| I shill bid a Pokemon card up $3000 more than it was actually worth and sold to PSA and now people are actually paying that price for it on real eBay listings |
| GOOGL Q3 earnings: Cloud up 130%, earnings grow 50%. Def a sell. |
| Green by morning |
| So fucking tired of semi sucking the juice of of everything |
| Steve Eisman did this. |
| I don't buy into astrologenomics, but if you have a spare healing crystal or whatever, my anoos could use it |
| Yo where is googl's pr team? Start pushing out positive articles! Fuckk |
| Happy national 🥭 day ya degens |
| Good earnings may already been priced in. Or in the case of Google, investors don’t like increased AI capex. They’re going to pretty much allocate all their free cash flow next year to AI infrastructure. |
| shhh don't tell OP that, they're having fun |
| Can you give s head's up once you decide to invest? |
| think Game of Thrones "Red Wedding" |
| Or the cockier even more clueless bro meta |
| $MU 1 Trillion in 48 days by Algo scam\n\nAll backlog means nothing, when debt load by BigTech reduce spending, save themselves from rating agencies credit degrades like $ORCL |
| https://preview.redd.it/rcm97kv0xueh1.jpeg?width=1391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f309e6e65d629db9e3e47f2d473c5ed9284680f5 |
| Google you piece of shit go up already |
| Cue the R Kelly space jam song. |
| Cowabunga dude. |
| Google went up 10% last eaenings. Yeah but i m with u there |
| "It's not about the valuations. It is a bet on Elon Musk"\n\n🤣 |
| Some people just wanna watch the world burn. I’m one of those people |
| https://preview.redd.it/kbr07d1zwueh1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff40c567a2633e7c62fac28eb59105dee3e989f9\n\n |
| **Wall Street is triple-psyking itself over options. If Google beats earnings, buy. If it massively beats, sell… just kidding then buy.** |
| You need to race OP to the bottom |
| I have a long horizon on Reddit. More it drops, more I’ll buy. |
| Erectile Dysfunction? |
| This universe is a simulation designed to punish you for chronically masturbating. Or something about capex. |
| Will probably buy Shel tomorrow. European and Canadian oil companies are much cheaper that American.\nAlso wanted to buy Esso but it's already 50% up last month.. no ideia why |
| Cause it’s the top |
| semis up google downn |
| They told me not to buy CRAK because it already went parabolic. Up $7k in it so far. |
| That’s why we’re doing rockets\n\nSo we can do it all over again |
| lick the wrapper and stick it to your forehead. it burns |
| If you really did this … that’s fucked |
| Goog gonna be 350 by open |
| Honestly im not sure but it was my last time buying chinese stocks. Good lesson to learn i guess lol. |
| FY2196 Q4: GOOG has officially purchased North America. GoogleStreetBets says this time it will be different \n\n\-5% |
| Most bullish news in years. Laws are optional for everyone (rich) now. |
| never had jolibee. wasnt where i grew up. Probably better than Ebolaburger certainly |
| Tsla didn't crush. Goog spent all the earnings and a chunk of profits were anthropic/spcx investments which... yeah. |
| No, that bump in capex is not high enough to sustain the semi valuations. Their cloud ROIC is good though. |
| The moves are apparently to continue bombing iran |
| I have an old island |
| Cool, may buy some shares or calls \n\nAny recent fears of dilution? That’s the part that keeps me worried about small and micro caps |
| Options could be a faster way to lose than whole stocks.. |
| If goog dumps don’t feel good about its retarded brother MSFT next week |
| I’m honestly impressed. It’s like when college teachers challenge students to score 0% on tests and they’ll be given full credit for doing so except in this case well… you know |
| So I followed your advice and now I sit on pillows |
| I bought AMD and Baba by Nov 2020. You can if you time it right. |
| Who is paying for porn in 2026? |
| I'm pretty sure saying China is better actually ticks of more than 50% of the countries in the world. (more so in Asia) |
| My only mistake was not buying more +40% smcx |
| Forgot to full Port before. |
| I bet not many people remember 29 … regards |
| Propped up. I honestly believe we will never have a circuit breaker, no matter how bad it gets. |
| The Google fire, she rises. |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger comes in and says give me your clothes... |
| Buying Goog shares after hours generational dip |
| Cathy Wood, is that you? |
| lol. Spirit airlines for sure |
| Can someone please actually explain to me why these amazing companies drop 5% after crushing earnings? I can’t remember the last time a company’s stock went up after earnings no matter how good they were… why?? |
| Right right lol |
| Lots of pouty bitches in here sad that AI is profitable for GOOG. |
| Yea, hes gonna teleport everyone's money straight into his account then return a giant sack of shit to everyone else. |
| GOOGL will fly tomorrow |
| My rectum |
| Yes, the sequel. 🙁 |
| So the Houthis hit two saudi tankers in the red sea. Mango better remember how to taco fast |
| Totally not fraud, this guys a genius |
| "Top mover: -6.22%"\nPure gold |
| Need GOOG to do that thing where it goes back to even before open to save my calls and fuck the bears |
| You could've been rich |
| Gov says hold by ~~beer~~ bag |
| watch for the bear trap |
| If goog still down a lot tomorrow im full porting. Gonna be a bounce for the ages |
| You sound desperate. |
| Yep. And they pay that interest themselves on behalf of the customer to get those rates. It’s not self financed. |
| This market no longer wants to go up |
| Nuking pickaxe mountain tn. |
| It's coming back |
| Of the government... |
| not a very good day for enron |
| Would be a historical comeback goog |
| Not a great time to be seafaring (just ask some Venezuelan skippers) |
| DUMPSLA |
| Google “we keep making mad money but don’t have capacity to keeping making mad money so we are expanding to make mad money and using a fraction of the profits to do so.” |
| Massive profits disagree. |
| I like it. |
| Maybe that’s the disconnect between the first term and his second\n\nIf you traded his first term, you know deals were announced for headlines and buildings sat empty and contracts were ultimately cancelled\n\nBut a lot of you sure think it’s all real |
| 🥰 |
| I love that 🥭 threatens Iran saying he'll attack power plants for every ship they hit and then Iran strikes another ship the same day. They don't give a fuck haha |
| Way it is going by time we get fembots they will only speak chinese |
| BOGO! |
| Why don't companies buy puts against themselves and then drop news that they are going out of business? |
| its always end of this year with this guy always next year |
| Again?!? |
| Can someone ask Elon how many alt right shit posting tweets he’s done this last quarter? |
| Yeah, you remember—I got absolutely wrecked after the last earnings. I figured, "How much lower can it go? It's already at multi-year lows... it's IBM." Turns out I couldn't have been more wrong. I am hurting bad. |
| Anything semiconductors or AI the past 30 days. Many are down 25% to 40%. |
| Penny stocks. What did you buy |
| Google earnings retardedly bullish for semis and memory\n\nLove to see it |
| Genuine question, why don’t people just start doing the opposite of what they want to do? Would that genuinely be a good strategy? |
| Me as well I've been in IBM 20 years and this is a dip buying opportunity for me to lock and load again. Been here and done this. Not a big dividend but I love the volatility this company has for buys and long term profitability for its size. It's been one one of my favorite longs. |
| this is the kind of promotion that actually makes me check my mailbox |
| Show us the returns on capex, show us that the spending makes sense, only companies whose profits is going up are the companies selling ai hardware and some ai software companies. Mag 7 is getting fleeced. Eventually they'll scale back the spending and everything will come down. |
| Welcome to getting old lol |
| Why is that lol? |
| 5D chess here, Houthi’s don’t have bridges or power plants |
| Well that's what having your pee hole fisted by the market looks like. Ask and |
| Needs warm butter and banana in a Skittles tube... |
| SPR won’t hit military minimum until November though. |
| buy-one-ship-get-one-power-plant sounds like a scammy ipo pitch |
| Teslas future value isn’t quantitative |
| This post market just reminded me how much I hate big red chewing gum. Who tf likes hot cinnamon flavored anything ? |
| Isn't it Infrastructure Week still? |
| Long goog, short tesler pair trade might be good. |
| Couldn’t trade at all today, because hanging out with my grandma. What a great day😎 |
| 98% down on AMC. Not hard to do. |
| Bro, you need some? I double stuff |
| He seems uninterested |
| William and Mary single handedly funding Elon's Mars trip |
| This is why I drive a cyber truck \n\nOnly one in my state |
| No one makes money buying IBM |
| Yeah, but the generic ballot favored dems by 10% that year. It's 4% right now\n\nCould still move, but it doesn't quite look like a blowout |
| but if they have autonomous trucks, who will feed the lot lizards |
| Disagree. They and AMZN are best positioned to monetize any AI model built for their purposes. Source: GOOGs 45% increase in cloud operating profits. Before any Anthropic stock gains. |
| Can someone tells me the reason why spy still 747 |
| Reads Report. Checks GOOGL after hours. Turns on Purple Rain by Prince. |
| My b. I don’t think they went into specific for Q3 cap ex spend |
| I have a big golden erection |
| https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2026-07-21/trump-s-corporate-pardon-power-echoes-a-17th-century-english-king\n\n>Trump Extends Pardons to Companies, Echoing a 17th Century King\n\nUnprecedented move to pardon companies instead of just people. Huge implications for massive public companies.\n\nWith the right favor (bribe?) any company could escape regulation or financial penalties. 😂 |
| GOOGL beat earnings by that much and still dumps means only one thing. They aren’t satisfied until an AI sex robot is created. |
None of these started at a trillion fucking dollars valuation due to stupid hype and had the same staggered unlocks with billions worth of shares being released every few weeks. Here's a good visualization:  SpaceX (SPCX) Lockup Schedule: When Insider Shares Unlock (2026-2027) The SpaceX (SPCX) lockup schedule date by date: when insider, employee and Musk shares unlock through 2026-2027, and why each unlock can move the stock. purepowerpicks.com |
| They didn't beat. Raised capex. The beat is based in mark to market accounting of anthropic and spacex around 90 billion. |
| Can you for me? Im regarded |
| As a bear even I find this dip mentally challenged |
| Volume of what? Cum in your ass? |
| SPCX clearly lol |
| Worth about 840k ish today so far! |
| wow such a bear market - Sell everything NOW |
| I swear I heard this exact line of thought in 2023 how LLMs won't improve further and only get dumber.\n\nOh look. |
| Top notch AI porn is literally the only thing that will save Google from data centre oblivion |
| this must mean msft is going to pump 30 percent after earnings. |
| $GEV backlog means nothing, it’s all BS story\n\nLook $ORCL has $638 Billion backlog, stock crash from 345 to 125 |
| Where's my $5,000 DOGE check, Elon?\n\nWhere's FSD Elon?\n\nWhere's the 100,000 Optimus robots you promised Elon?\n\nWhere's the SpaceX launch, Elon?\n\nHow long until you fcking idiot retards realize this man has BEEN scamming you?\n\nLmfao |
| So like -1,000 Nasdaq tomorrow, got it.. |
| Easily half the braindead fucks on our nations roads do not need to be licensed to drive |
| This time it’s different |
| G-mini is arguably the best. |
| They will buy the dip. The dip is retarded |
| This is good for bitcoin |
| Pure retardation |
| Car parent trap! |
| The capex amount isnt the problem. AI has clearly moved beyond a 'charade' as you put it. The street has give these hyperscalers Carte Blanche to spend whatever they want, aggressive capex is welcome....they just dont like being surprised with incremental increases. Its adds confusion and is taken as 'you weren't aggressive enough and may be leaving cloud revenue on the table'. |
| Thoughts on SHEL? PE currently at a surprisingly low 13 and forward 8.5, and seems like it's being priced mostly as an upstream oil company despite the majority of its revenue being from downstream, and downstream/refining companies like PSX, MPC and VLO have had 30%+ growth over the last 3 months.\n\nAnd oil looks like itll be popping off as well even for the upstream portion of the company. |
| That's incredible |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| I thought their military and navy was completely decimated multiple times over according to 🥭 |
| If that happens were fr pumping sk hyniz adr up 5% a day just for koreans to rug us the same day xdd |
| !banbet |
| Reinstalling the app usually fixes it |
| People here keep acting surprised it's just shares when the supreme reddit darling went from over 130 to under 60 in a month. |
| TSla keeps having these jerky pumps where there's a shitload of buys all at once. |
| U buy me lunch ur puts going to go green tmrw |
| GOOGL: We don’t have the infrastructure built yet but we’re also negative cash flow and using debt left and right\n\nIBM: dozens of deals that were announced didn’t materialize and we missed numbers on data center server racks (they’re not ordering server racks for these supposed data centers)\n\nDraw some lines between those dots |
| The volume dropping over the last few weeks is concerning |
| Couldn’t figure it out are you sure you’re not missing a step. |
| The dump was already priced into pump. |
| Doesn't make sense to buy Google until they can show they will actually release a competitive model. |
| That’s….that’s how it works? Cause of money? |
| But the unlocked tranche is not just employees with RSUs. There are early investors like the conviction funds who’ve been accumulating (Eg ARK) which is likely why the borrow rate has been low — lending programs aren’t restricted to the current limited float. |
| Somali pirates enter chat: Look at me, I’m the captain now. |
| oh yeah you know that other important strait yeah that one's fucked right now as well |
| I just called a locksmith and paid $300 to open my car and make a key because my key fob wouldn't open it. Turns out it wasn't my car just same color and model. At least now I have a sunroof. |
| Get the Koreans out there. |
| What's the biggest gap down you've seen in recent months |
| Did fine for memory, not Google. Google announced no capex guidance for 2027 and notes it’ll get even worse for prices in memory. They have a huge backlog for data needs and are leasing data centers to not even meet demand. They are doing fine as a business and will recover this quick dip. |
| Lol it’s up 71% on the 1 yr.\n\nBack in my day, that was a pretty good year. |
| Just saw something less than a week about about how we should be buying CSX, but it's old school boring but doesn't have all the AI, memory, hyperscaler crap |
| What’s the definition of bussy |
| Do data centers need janitors or cafeteria personnel❓\n\nAsking for myself |
| Monday's pump simply remedied the unloading of bags that was last Friday |
| Makes more sense the market been trading like trash so far this week |
| No chance |
| well houthies are not iran. |
| 90% of the time yes. But the other 10% you get an X-Man |
| Elon sounds like shit this is painful |
| Ya it's not a great season we're headed into. |
| if you start trading options youll get it all back |
| If we get a 2% move down I’ll donate to an animal shelter |
| r/titties |
| They can get the money back by diluting shareholders, no problem |
| Put spy back under 700 |
| Listened to the call and came away uninterested. I would not say bearish, but just stay away. I don't like spending lots of money without profit in sight or increases in costs of doing business that results in less net income. |
| did SNDK go up today |
| He’s retiring to die on the golf course. |
| Market manipulation This ur first time? |
| 15% in a few months really isn't a stretch man. Hold that shit |
| CRASH THIS BITCH |
| SHOVE THAT AI UP YOUR ASSHOLE!!! |
| The fed will just brrr its way out. If it shits the bed just hold fast and go long. We'll all be nominally richer and hopefully able to buy $5m starter homes and $20 gallons of milk.\n\nNow if congress defaults or China successfully takes over the denomination of oil trade currency, then the party is over. We are Russia 2.0: paranoid, alcoholic morons with nukes. |
| You dont think this could rebound to be up 4-8% tomorrow? |
| Don’t worry, that’s a joke. \n\n\n\n… is what I wish I could say |
| I wouldn't be so sure. MAG7 certainly. |
| Jensen and Lisas scam has run so rampant that companies have ruined their free cash flow to fund those twos coke addictions \n\nWho even believes this spend will continue into 2030 and beyond without a major breakthrough except memory and semi Bols, it’s all a collision course |
| We joke about it, but I think this report would have goog at 450 if no Iran situation. \n\npatriotism better pay handsomely soon! |
| \*\*CENTCOM: At 5:30 p.m. ET today, U.S. forces began launching more strikes against Iranian military targets at the Commander in Chief's direction. The mission will continue to further degrade Iran's ability to threaten civilian mariners and commercial vessels transiting regional waters. |
| https://preview.redd.it/h2uv5xwpvueh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71301e63190836e5ff58cdd6aeb0a6aaab34fdec |
| Like a confidence man |
| https://preview.redd.it/r9d4b75kvueh1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c53082d80e68ebf891a276921d0076392ecd769d\n\n \nI feel like this nightmarishly distorted Wendy’s logo should be the subs logo. |
| wtf was even the point of releasing earnings early if you’re still gonna fuck it up |
| Oil going up $2 again today, almost at $100 |
| $11K DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN. FUCK YOU GOOGLE. SUCK MY LIMP DICK |
| That should be easy money, just be conservative |
| Bro, whatever you did before, do the opposite |
| The king of capitalism? Since PayPal he has never owned a company that posted profits higher than its government subsidies for even a single quarter. \n\nNot Tesla. Not xAI. Not spaceX. Not Solar City. \n\nSocialized risk = corruption - not capitalism. \n\nYour comment is so ironic. |
| trend has been, bag7 & semis dump on earnings, underdogs been pumping lately. |
| looks like I'll be getting assigned and doing the same thing after $1800 in csp premiums this week. oh well... |
| I still saying you’re a moron for judging a stock like Google after 8 minutes and 2hrs respectively. Lmao, you thought you had a comeback after 1% drop? |
| you know i feel like she could have still easily closed her eyes there, she wanted to look |
| Duh |
| Bro the Oil market was really more afraid of a TACO than what was happening with their eyes lmfao. |
| lol special-ED kids are in charge of wall street |
| Kind regards |
| It shouldn’t have tanked period. You don’t increase income by 30% total and increase already known spending by 10% and tank |
| Hope you bought calls on the urinal company |
| Yes if they come back and say , oh sorry we meant capex reduction |
| I thought it was much larger % of the population. Anyone under 40 has no chance of owning a home so they jumped in balls and feet 1st with massive unheard of leverage. I could be wrong, of course. |
| I love super mario! |
| Oh yeah mane we fucked |
| I could use a good squeeze |
| because its the AI story |
| Check out my town house \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9b5xapwjvueh1.png?width=1320&format=png&auto=webp&s=adb400f6005fd2a3447c251ee98c00cad0b430ef |
| Actual eps was in line around 2.80 to 3. The rest was mark to market on anthropic and spacex. |
| Why is google down? They beat all. |
| Buy one get one 🤣 |
| The dam is breaking. |
| axios working overtime on a 11 point plan to pump the markets |
| Keeping the family tradition going, good job 👍 |
| Go back and watch smokey and the bandit, Jerry Reed will tell you about Conyers/Covington/Porterdale |
| I am sure 🥭 SEC will clean things up! |
| forecast for tmrw: goog down, bag7 down, semis ATH\n\nwhat will happen: korea get margin called on semis overnight (again), semis also down, anyway SPY ATH by eow |
| Google could give every American $5 billion with their capex spend instead of “AI” |
| You know, rather than creating more foundries to actually meet demand… |
| Gonna share some tendies with me? |
| Trump 1.0 Midterms in 2018, I’m pretty sure the market was down. Something to keep in mind. |
| I may be a homoseshual but do NOT mistake me for a ber. |
| They would assume correctly |
| I mean they had to report earnings lmao did you think there wouldn’t be any discussion after releasing numbers? |
| monday? |
| Why would it do your taxes right? If the govy ever bailed them out, this is why not. |
| Oil up on news of Google dumping for earnings |
| First time ever Google is free cash flow negative |
| I have too many puts in the red, so no. You are welcome to buy me lunch |
| i like being green and then getting greedy and being less green. I have a gambling addiction. |
| peegard |
| You know it’s joever when stocks don’t get that sweet 20% earnings pamp 🥺 |
| Hahahahaha fucking shit...one day bro, one day... |
| Wsb likes it so puts |
| Just because they can doesn’t mean they should. It’s not exactly risk free |
| Yeah, not even phased really, just could have gotten in cheaper. Will bounce eventually |
| https://preview.redd.it/2hearcoavueh1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c30e08fe67ec6f0104dc0f20751f775730239157 |
| I'm waiting for it to pop before I buy puts (they will be cheaper) |
| 96.6% of the population are ready to buy the dip |
| Americans on both sides should be passionate about not having techno-oligarchs running our country. |
| He bought the right to crime. |
| Why? Cost of delivering to customers went up over fifty percent. Revenue growth of customers is about 24 percent. Sorry you're losing but the earnings show how quickly this is becoming unprofitable to sell ai services. |
| Memory & Semis are going to rip to ATH. Just don't buy short term calls expecting constant upward action..... |
| That and aapl have been like the only 2 consistent trades in July |
| Are we crashing tmrw or no |
| fistful of dollars |
| Once money is worthless and no one has their own computer, then whoever can prove they burnt the most electricity solving math riddles will be rich! (please ignore the fact that with enough computing power you can modify the proof and don't ask whether computing power is being concentrated anywhere by anyone who might have an interest in bitcoin) |
| uh oh caller is asking why robotaxi scaling is so slow |
| Elon (allegedly) shilling for spaceX on TSLA earnings call. This would (or may) have been a crime 10 years ago?\n\nEdit: TSLA lawyer saw my post. |
| Option is last chance to recover |
| People are still frothing at the mouth to buy. Once the late-stage trend entrants run out of capital and the algorithms see it its gg |
| AI slop in WSB |
| What do you mean |
| I fight with her just like how my parents did 😔 |
| But that's how it's supposed to work |
| You gonna love it at 280 |
| a man needs a name |
| Margin call for Elmo |
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| and the ALL IN TSLA BRO posts\n\nThen OMG IMA KILL MYSELF cuz I lost everything on a retarded azz gamble that I had no business participating in from the first place\n\nPeople love their suffering |
| Sorry that is not the look of a shocked pussy |
| Lmao the govt found out that engineers knew robotaxis don't work without lidar / radar (duh) and China is way ahead on the sexbots. \n\nMost factories here & China already pretty much automated already so the latter is a incels/olds play. |
| Market is dumping before Koreans can get to it |
| so this is the point where i sell my house to full port SOXL, right?\n\nRIGHT? |
| So true after waiting for so dam long I just couldn't take it anymore and took the loss and invested it in something else! |
| Where we’re going…… we don’t need oil 😎 |
| Weren't they cooking their books too. |
| By god, it’s like you’re just typing out exactly how small your dick is with every word. |
| This is such a non answer just combine em |
| Not 'too much' capex. Its pretty clear that the street has give hyperscalers Carte Blanche to spend whatever is necessary for AI demand, but they dont like discovering that incrementally. It adds uncertainty and indicates they are leaving cloud revenue on the table. \n\nKind of sucks because google is trying to thread a needle here. Revise capex down, street reads that as softening AI, revise capex up, why didnt you plan better. \n\nSpaceX/investments gains is seen as non-recurring which makes the picture a bit fuzzy as well. |
| It’s just this sort of price action that made me sell some at 150. Regretted every penny. It’s just one of those stocks you have to ignore and check in 5-10 years. |
| Got be Spacex pull. |
| I’m not broke, I just have an extensive debt portfolio |
| It fucks me up that fat people got normal sized skeletons hiding in there |
| Oil = free money. Google = makes me cry |
| Short ROOORLE |
| lol I probably wouldn't be able to lose that much even if I tried on purpose, tf did you buy |
| Bill Kospi will scoop up cheap MU and Hynix |
| Congrats. Oh wait, my phone is sideways, and I’m color blind. Sorry, regarded. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4zu3sko2vueh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcd74a65160623d4c3eed0f4dd85faa74b6eed4f\n\n |
| Koreans are going to love this |
| Bro how did this even happen ?! I got depressed for you |
| Mmmm spaghetti western |
| It’s kind of funny though it does seem like the IRGC , Houthis and 🥭 and friends all coordinate to do the spicy shit after markets close… coincidence ? |
| Hey man |
| How about the people who had funds fast include spacex at $150 ☠️ |
| WS crooks sucked baggies for 3 days from Qqq 699-710 range \n\n\nnow down she goes hahahhahahahahhàaaaa, lmfao it was a ruse ya cucks |
| Cloud is going to feel a lot of pain with ai. Companies can use their internal sme’s to develop specialized tools with Claude code to meet their needs for a fraction of the price. |
| Couldn’t be me. Starbucks coffee tastes like water. That’s why they sell it to soy boys like you! |
| Many do and some are successful. No different than buying weeklies |
| eternally priced in, the market is all-knowing |
| I mean...on a long enough time line...\n\nHope they're prepared for how long that might actually be. |
| Oil back to $100 in short order. Calls. |
| Hahahahaha |
| he kept averaging down, probably -40% on his position |
| The market lately doesn’t like capex spending. \n\nGoogle definitely was going to show an increase in capex spending. \n\nI bought GOOGL calls anyway. \n\n🤡 |
| People sell? |
| Elon talking about connectivity everywhere. $ASTS |
| same with microslop |
| Oils up $2 AH and people are panicking? 😂 |
| MSFT is like the final girl in a horror movie, except she has a bum leg, involuntary turrets, explosive flatulence and is prone to fall easily if prompted to run in the slightest. Suffice to say, she may not see the sequel despite her title. |
| Google went from razors edge tech stock to bitch ass boomer shit in half my lifetime\n\nincredible |
| Now you know what not to do |
| Long oil if you like money |
| At this point what’s 🥭 gotta say to give us that sweet 2% pump. |
| Dude probably went all in on DRAM or MSFT |
| Fake jobs data will save the market |
| in all fairness google did not tank nearly enough. Yall google bull should be happy now |
| did he panic sell? |
| This sub is called pssy losers who know nothing about trading but everything about gambling\n\n |
| Tried Gemini and ChatGPT to do my taxes and holy chatGPT sucks, Gemini is way ahead |
| People knew it would drop but still bought cause the FOMO …. I’m one of them |
| GOOG is fake drop, it will be back above 360 tomorrow |
| heard it on bloomberg |
| You pee on yourself too? |
| Yeah this is ass |
| They didn’t, actually they were one of the very few financial institutions to make a lot of money out of the 2008 crash. |
| Call options on ETFs. Call options on DRAM when it launched for example. The capital has not yet pumped MLCC & PCB Companies. The short answer is you cannot directly buy the top holdings because they are on Korean, Japanese, and Chinese markets. Others have yet to IPO. MLCC & PCB major players are not in the US. |
| Still remember my roommate saying "I think I will hold it for now" when SPCX was $220 |
| Oil rates oil rates oil rates oil rates |
| It was always ever going to be about the capex |
| Position? Lotus flower while I watch you lose all purchasing power to inflation cash gang |
| Welp this is all I needed to know that this is the bottom. Calls it is |
| Cphi it pumped harder after market close, it dumped 60% in the morning after I bought. Only $100 thankfully |
| Tell me the stocks you think are going to zero, I think I have an idea. |
| This sub is just so called bols and bers switching sides based on what trade they‘re in |
| Smart man |
| did the Iran War get memory hole'd *again* already? none is talking abt it anymore |
| Jack, not sure why no one talks about this. Set up is gold for squeeze. Lol short seller got big mad to find that within seconds to downvote. |
| You mark to market every time you report. If it goes up you take the W. If it goes down they take the L. They can't cherry pick.\n\nThe gain or loss from spacex / anthropic is pretty much ignored, their continuing operations and capex are what matter.\n |
| why semi pump stopping? |
| 2022 was decades ago |
| Were these penny stocks or something ?! My heart hurts for you bro |
| Pretty much already is here in the kingdom of syrup |
| Don't be surprised when that onion dip surrenders |
| Put indeed |
| stuff your butt with zucchini and go on the deep web, search for andrew tate coin, you have to buy exactly 100$ worth. take the zucchini out your butt, make dinner with it, record it and put it on only fans. youll make money. risk<reward |
| maybe mercury being direct tomorrow will finally make Micron go back to 1200 |
| Brent pumped over 85 today. Entering danger zone. |
| Yes they report it, and the street won't care whether it's up or down |
| its down 4% dumbass |
| I need the big win |
| >Because there are no confirmation of him doing it first of all.\n\nYou're fine holding the opinion that "I think more paid bots are haters" without any confirmation, so this isn't really a conversation about proof. It's purely a discussion of opinion based on the facts we do know. With everything we do know about him, I think it makes way more logical sense that he does spend money trying to influence public opinion positively for him and his companies across all manners of media. He would be dumb not to.\n\n>he also probably doesn’t have enough to spend either.\n\nThis point doesn't make sense. He is the richest man in the world. If he doesn't have enough to spend on Reddit bots, how could anybody else? Is your argument really that the "haters" have more money to spend than he does?\n\nIt also completely ignores that fact that bots are extremely cheap, especially for someone who owns a tech company like xAI. |
| Pump Amazon before earnings |
| Nobody cares about oil and middle east for now. We would have dumped last 3-4d if it mattered. |
| Congratulations to all who bought Google at 326 |
| Googles operating profits dramatically grew. In addition to mark to market profits of their investments. It's very good for shareholders. |
| MUtards. |
| So Saudi got a nuclear del because of an investment promise, there's talk about google, intel and a few nuclear companies. |
| I am chatgbd, AMA |
| This is why I keep cash on the side. I don’t want MU to be this much of my portfolio. I will likely start trimming once MU reaches $1,300. |
| GUH yeah. \n\nMy friend convinced me saying they were growing faster than starbucks and they had more downloads than any other app.\n\nWhat we failed to understand was the downloads was because of the free coffee they got for downloading lol |
| We have been 2 months into it lil bro |
| Probably sold at $199? |
| Nvda & Google is the only stocks which are undervalued af |
| 🤨 |
| why |
| I prefer Fazoli’s tbh. Their breadsticks are way better. |
| Wait a second… if Google just sent everybody home and closed their offices they would make $98 billion. Why the fuck are they even working anymore. They rich. \n\nJust realize already. |
| Oh lord I hope so. Bought more last week when it had a brief rally to the 370s so added to my 380c position. Then next day they announced that they will delay gemini 3.5 pro LOL. Perfect fucking timing. |
| This was in fact very fucking gay |
| If this is what happened to GOOG I shudder to think what wil happen to MSFT |
| He wasn’t luckin too hard for the right stock |
| How are ppl that bought SpaceX at $200 feeling? You couldn’t have possible made a more regarded move |
| Negative FCF was tipping point |
| Yo Tesla need to go down 40% not this bs with Google |
| When is last day spy went down 2% or more in a day. We are owed one |
| Google red now is diabolical after that |
| Yeah by EOW we will see. AH isn't the best indicator really |
| Its official, stocks go up on bad news, and down on good news |
| Chances of a Circuit breaker for tomorrow increased to 97.12% |
| Not like the SEC cares lol |
| MSFT better learn from GOOG and announce reduced capex. Otherwise it’ll drop 10%. |
| You’re like that weird guy who lives at a Starbucks for the bathroom or to write his “script” mumbling shit that people just ignore so they can get their coffee in peace. |
| Promise #1032 that will never materialize, or if it does, it’s a fraction of the hype: “it will be awesome” |
| I was looking at Google so much I forgot about Tsla lmao |
| Watching TSLA SPCX both down like 6% , it just warm my heart |
| Hopefully those won’t be taken too |
| Tis but a scratch. 🙄 |
| It has not. Whatever "it" is in your fearful brain. |
| If it's so manipulated then why will it crash? Lmao |
| Oh, yeah. We're definitely getting ruined on pricing AND features because we've outlawed competition. I'm not saying all foreign cars are good, I know there's plenty of crap out there. But even major non-chinese brands make good vehicles that fit niches the US just doesn't serve domestically. The Toyota Hilux, Toyota GR Yaris, Renault Twingo, Renault Alpine, Citroen Ami, and basically every form of Ute. ONTOP of all the competitive foreign EVs\n |
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| How to profit to the moon\n\n1) Pick tech company close to earnings \n2) Buy puts way out of the money \n3) Buy Lambo\n\nAnd im a bull saying this |
| You get free dip with nuggets at Wendy's. Can I get a ride? |
| #This shit is going waaaay lower. In 2022 NVDA was down -70%, META was down -65%, GOOG and AMZN were down -50%. LMAO🤌 |
| red |
| google circular financing |
| Seems oil is on the menu, and you can't afford it |
| I told you Googl to 1. |
| Nice |
| I stopped doing options entirely and just get 2x etfs for earnings. They offer a little more flexibility even though the movement is often too fast to react. |
| He’s not lying though ! |
| I had some people over this morning and they sat on my couch.\n\n'Just found some change under the cushions. ==>> Bullish. |
| I saw an increase from $195B to $205B for 2026. As for 2027, they only said it would be “significantly increased.” |
| Guess you will never own a share. |
| I have a GOOGL 400$ call expiring next week. It is now at a cool 2000$ loss |
| I think Tesla and SOXL will continue to pump! |
| So if a ton of Google's earnings beat was from unrealized gains in SpaceX and Anthropic, and SpaceX continues to shit the bed with their stock price, Google will need to report that drop in SPCX value as income loss in the next quarter, correct?\n\nNot overly familiar with how unrealized gains/losses are reported, but it would be very weird if they could pick and choose which to include |
| I love how the memory bulls are celebrating. Just wait until market opens tomorrow. Everyones fuked. |
| To make SPY go down -.10% = Act of God. \n\nTo pump SPY +2% on a random Tuesday = layup. |
| 🥭 gonna pump tonight. We put boots on the ground Sunday. |
| get it together tom! |
| GOOG is dead to me, just like my calls 😒 |
| At least u got shares. You become the long term investors 😂 |
| !remindme 6 months |
| It doubled in a fcking year you retard\n\nThe level of just degeneeate blind gambling behavior here is toxic af |
| JARVIS EXAMINE MY SPHINCTER FOR ANOMALIES |
| I've bought tickets for an expensive date for my wife tonight. She doesn't know its to apologize for all the money my port lost on Google today. At least I slightly balanced with MU gains? |
| Surprised how well the DOW is holding up with oil up so much |
| Powerball or megamillions? Which one is squeezing? |
| It’s 2057. MSFT ends their strongest year ever beating expectations by 1 gazallion dollars. \nA kid comes home from school and asks his parents: “we must be rich right? You invested so much money into MSFT when it was 380?!!” \n“That’s the neat part kiddo, MSFT is so consistent it is still at 380?!?” |
| Look at that oil pump. $$$$ |
| Thanks Google and Tesla for shitting the bed |
| It's more like "I think I'm going to get into a car crash every day, so I'll not drive a car everyday or I'll get rid of my car". Same as those who stay out of the market or sell since they think a crash is imminent. |
| MAG7 is over 60% of global AI investment. Then Asia is 20%. |
| I'll Google that question to see what people are saying. |
| I like your idea but wonder if it would be better to full port the etf's top holding instead for possibly more edge. For example when dram launched may was a 60% return meanwhile MU was 80% just curious of your thoughts |
| You in the dark with all your funko pops. |
| My $218 bags are going to be heavy for a while |
| 1dte SPY $750 puts I bought at $750 today |
| Here I am doing that with MU and it’s stuck since earnings 🙁 |
| Probably bought $WEN |
| Google has one of the biggest beats I’ve ever seen and stock tanks 5%!?!? \nAre we in upside down world wtf? |
| Kospi will buy the dip |
| Flee to safe sectors tomorrow |
| wtf is happening with mu |
| It was expected capex would tank GOOGL like every other |
| AMC!!!! |
| You should have left our puts alone |
| concentrated but not leveraged. |
| I think every investor of TSLA is an idiot who doesnt know how to read balance sheets, pe Ratios for valuations, general lies told to their face, nor timekeeping of promises that never came true.\n\nThe market will show you in due time. Tick tock. Its going WAYYYY lower \n\nMwahahahahaah |
| What youre saying now? |
| Wen Google delisting? |
| You all called me retarded on my -4% banbet on Google. Who's laughing now |
| Cover deez nutz |
| Historically bad, so far at least. |
| yeah, stock only dropped 10 pts when he was talking, then recovered when someone else took over |
| If you own TSLA don't worry they stopped production on Model S and X at one factory so they could convert it to Optimus production. I mean no one asked for Optimus and no one seems interested in buying them and they don't actually work but I'm sure the stock will pump |
| We haven't had a healthy green shrek in ages...only appears when a huge sell-off risks circuit-breakers |
| Today they are going to open 6% and close 15% up LMAO |
| Because you're able to make a good, objective, data backed decision and see the opportunity continues and you don't succumb to the noise that is Reddit fearful. |
| i need a circuit breaker tomorrow to recover everything i lost today |
| Actual Indian (A.I.) |
| Yeah, if you chip tards could not tank railroads please, that'd be great. |
| He space docked? 💩 🚀 💩 |
| Oh Lawd we dumping tomorrow |
| Space x only? |
| Wen bear market |
| GOOG will be back to 360 tomorrow |
| That was before the leader of the AI race announced insane capex guidance and stated it would continue to increase through 2027 |
| The Lannisters send their urinal. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4nmzestrtueh1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=d742adb17a431fe642dd71917f2c0593eb0d0ea5\n\n |
| Can’t understand anything they’re saying but I heard memory |
| That's some fine fud |
| GOOG or TSLA puts? |
| Its like a never ending trap, increase CAPEX you're fk'd. decrease CAPEX, AI bubbles pop, and you're fk'd. |
| this side ways movement on MU and DRAM making me a bit nervous |
| Bruh |
| Oil baby ❤️ 🚀 \n\nWe now have 2 straits in turmoil. Have you said thank you even once 😂 |
| I believe Elon's mum told him he wasn't allowed to. |
| Nope, you're still fucked.\n\n🤣\n\nThe Market just hates Software too much. As though some institutes are shorting SaaS and longing AI Hardware Builtout stocks. |
| Those are winner stocks but in opposite side.. lol |
| Not a chance. |
| Taco is coming to chill errrrrbuddy out. |
| Dumb ass blue hairs on the street can’t seem to stomach the fact that the future costs $$$ 🤌🏼\n\nThe future will forget you. |
| Cool story bro. |
| Hey /u/Napsterz123 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: GME.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| How’d Elon do on the call? Seems like pretty well. |
| MY GOOGLE CALLS ARE GOING TO $0 FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!!!! |
| Apparently I’m learning shorts never have to cover? Seems sus. |
| Lmao NVDA saved my account today |
| Amazon gonna blow up then…they own a biggilion percent or something |
| The worst part about the increase in capex they're probably not getting much more hardware for it, just paying higher margin for the same thing. |
| Dram trying real hard to not go past 60 fk u |
| Reddit sucks |
| qs 690 tmr |
| https://preview.redd.it/ie3ty8amtueh1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a17ef72240b556ebb6f5ccacda465e9f5b0a057 |
| ☢️ |
| I just got the early post from my truth social battle pass:\n\n🥭 gonna ban Chinese memory and announce a temporary ceasefire Sunday night. |
| Thinkorswim buzzed on login, went to message center and it told me my Goog calls were fucked. |
| Why GOOG why |
| You know the markets cooked when Google and Tesla can’t save the day. |
| All gouda Broski |
| I’ll take my Lambo in electric blue please |
| Even without being part-reptilian, he's younger by a lot, and has actual martial arts training. It would have been wonderful to see him destroy Musk. |
| As a Korean- American. laughs in American, Cries in Korean |
| Lol |
| Yeah I'm taking this pic as a meme |
| https://preview.redd.it/t4yjbr8htueh1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5873073b95e44d4432fda4abeb5a5d99b2226ba9 |
| the koreans were literally up like 6% last night and closed up .75% |
| If he helped me find artisanal dildos and odd historical facts as easily as driving directions, yes, I’d dig that dude. |
| Valid. 3 months leaves room for a recovery Bro |
| Oh, so NOW Mag7 is down and SPY is down. Wth lol |
| Should go up though right) |
| Earnings were objectively stellar. |
| today was a fakeout only non regards understand this |
| Should be no meme stocks too ! |
| If they don’t follow suit with capex raises they lose the race. No one wants to lose the race |
| Im still selling covered calls on my 350 GOOGLE shares ($166 average) and making like $2k in premiums every 3 weeks. Probably gonna roll out tomorrow for another $2k |
| Yeah I think I’m gonna dip out of MCD for the time being |
| Luckin? |
| Nobody on this Tesla Q&A can work a mic lmao |
| Calls on now will break even at worst. Google will probably recover before market open |
| Unrealized profit actually, if SPCX continues to shit the bed then that unrealized gain is going way down in future quarters lol |
| Trillion dollar company, can't figure out mute button on earnings calls. |
| I find it hard to believe it’s possible to lose this much without options being involved |
| stuff your butt with zucchini and go on the deep web, search for andrew tate coin, you have to buy exactly 100$ worth. take the zucchini out your butt, make dinner with it, record it and put it on only fans. youll make money. risk<reward |
| Flat is the most diabolical thing they could have done. |
| Good news is you actually have a chance bc of how far out those are. Not all is lost. Hopefully you saved some dry powder when it hits 3.76 under …your guide to profit should be that SMA 200 you see creeping Down from 10. The only real risk is that 8 call that’s a little extreme. You have to work them aka trade up and down with them. You have time. You’re good. Don’t panic. |
| Or the dump is fake and gey that’s all |
| Elon can’t get himself off mute, cooked |
| $500 IN BUYING POWER \n\n10 BAGGER DAY TOMORROW \n\n |
| #cybertruk more like CYBER-MISS ER lmaooo!!!!! |
| Believe it or not, I am fucked |
| Down and up and down and up and down and up and... there is no end. |
| The artist Alberto Greco sold tickets to his suicide. Just a fun idea for anyone looking to raise more capital. |
| Weird, semis have been up and up since I said they seemed to bottom, and now Google raised their capex\n\nDeary, I think you might be a moron 😱 |
| Makes 40B more? We just making up numbers? |
| AI runs the robotaxis take the humanoids to go take peoples jobs. |
| What’s the WSB consensus on NOK tomorrow? |
| IBM is fked. that earning and lower guidance. under $200 soon |
| In a bull market looking back at the past year too lol. |
| Surely it can’t lower now, I say the fiftieth time |
| I believe in Edgar Friendly |
| Lol. |
| Spy up 10 bucks tomorrow please |
| That’s the whole year |
| Rotation from metals to oil |
| Yeah, just us EV's on the road. |
| i havent invested a dollar in the S&P in my brokerage since i put 100k in when voo was like 490 last april or some shit. my cash position is begging for the crash. i still buy avuv and vxus tho. gimme some red lines tomorrow ill snort em like wolf of wall street |
| Circular financing bro. Money goes to anthropic for shares, so they can buy compute from GOOG, who can report shares new valuation as other income. EZ money. |
| They grew cloud profits 45%. The debate is dead. |
| The only dip I can afford is some French onion dip right now… |
| That means FCF will be negative if it isn’t already |
| As someone whose been betting heavily on a bear market past 3 years.... literally every single person says theres going to be an apocalypse soon. And yeah i believe there will be lol but literally its the same story everytime. \n\nF IT IM IN, |
| yuu gotta be bullshyting erryone bro aint nooo freaking way u held threw all that ?!?! what were u in Acoma or in prison why the positions were running?? |
| Nothing ever make sense sick of this shit |
| VIX hasn’t even moved yet that’s how you know this dump hasn’t started it’s only scratched the surface |
| Wow what the fuck man!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/26fn4kr6tueh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c2671c95a37621dabff56a76f49857c165ad085\n\n |
| meanwhile MU is ripping in AH |
| In 2 hours, Koreans are going to destroy that buy button. Am hoping that nobody is short KOSPI or any of the memory and chips names LMAO |
| It’s from the X accounts that report earnings |
| TSLA a strong buy at 345 though |
| Can you do the same math for micron? |
| Thanks for sharing this advice. Your plan to know when to buy makes sense, but curious to know what you would look for to sell, or no one really knows? I have held through this recent AI stock correction as the thesis didn’t change, but I know that the stock can fall well before earnings peak for the companies. And sometimes just because institutions want to rotate funds (like recently), where good news only makes the stock fall more and it doesn’t make sense |
| Does inbreeding produce regards? I need to know for ... my friend |
| Are Google cloud margin increase due to AI investments? |
| You got this from what? Their massively expanding GOOG cloud profits? Delete this. |
| Word of caution: Wall Street (not the retards in here) is still heavily short and likely hedging in ways that keep downward pressure. Could suppress it for quite a while. ... or eventually set up a squeeze. |
| Well, I just bought *100 shares @ $328.39. YOLO. |
| MU calls were +250% before getting nuked at the end |
| Daddy T said no more shippy attackky or hell be very mad you guys grrr |
| Good news I am making a lot of money on Oil. Bad news I own a lot of GOOGL shares. |
| Ah, classic regard buy high panic sell low |
| Anyone excited for $10 a gallon gas? |
| Just his desk |
| They guided on increased capex. The hyperscalers are still scaling. |
| Tom out here in typical boomer fashion |
| [Bloomberg](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/live-blog/2026-07-22/tesla-second-quarter-earnings-live-updates?srnd=homepage-americas): Musk Vows 'Incredible Returns' For Tesla from Huge AI Spending Plans\n\nWait, what happened to robotaxis and humanoids??? Narrative already shifting to AI too? |
| Is there a block list lol |
| The Market: Google is a great company with so many diverse revenue streams, innovative products, and a name that is a household verb. Warren Buffet even loves the hell out of it. Solid company, enough for the Dow.\n\nAlso the Market: Fuck this Google guy. |
| Drones hitting Kuwait, I guess war never left the menu. |
| So, are the rest of the mag7 gonna walk into the same meat grinder goog just did, or are they gonna be a little less like crack addicts about their cap-ex plans? |
| For those of you who don't understand, google is that friend who claims to have made bank but is always short on cash and borrowing from you for dinner everyday because he literally got no cash\n\nWould you like a guy like that? |
| No free cash flow? Holy fuck we buying calls ? |
| Yes |
| Wtf why are futures tanking for no reason? |
| I need peace to happen and kospi to run up 30% tonight then maybe I can open at break even |
| typical tom |
| Im so proud of you bro |
| Made Korean beef bowls last night. Does that help? |
| don't pick up |
| SMCI: The shorts have not net covered today, if anything they added more to their short positions to control the share price. Despite amazing fundamentals \n... \nIt's only a matter of time that we will have enough retailers, institutional and Reddit investors teaming up to force a meme type gamma short covering. \nI would not be surprised one day waking up to $1000/sh. \nThe fundamentals is a screaming buy, the share price currently trades like a company going into bk, even after a 20% spike today. |
| 195-210 |
| https://preview.redd.it/j3p9ctg0tueh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80bb24aa64ee3dd12f633b1c186b86142210ba23 |
| Retard alert |
| Buying the dip is back on the menu boys |
| Goog reversing hard at tomorrow’s open. |
| GOOG is like the wife running up the cc on vacays with her bf but insisting it will result in more money when she gets a raise. |
| This shit is so AI. You can’t hide it just because you tell it to ”talk like wsb”. CLANKER PIECE OF SHIT |
| Hey, at least at the urinal you didn’t miss. I hope. |
| I need goog to open green lmfao |
| There is a large open window on MU up to $1125. With Google increase in CAPEX to $215B this is very bullish for MU. |
| Yolo the last 34k in options you’re going to lose it trading stocks anyways lol |
| Thanks I’m regarded and still learning. |
| Oil pumping after another ship attack lol |
| The market can be irrational, memory shouldn't have dropped either but it did on vibes alone. Now it's building back up again because lo and behold, capex spending hasn't changed for big players like google and increased even. \n\nThat market reminder is probably what's driving this dip for google, we'll see how much it might boost memory stocks in the days to come. |
| 👀👀👀👀 some green day 😂😂😂😂 |
| So you can lose money 2x |
| Not bull nor bear. Professional rage baiter |
| I mean like wtf ? If u have to sell why not sell before , why wait til earnings report. |
| idk i replied after it got removed 🤣 |
| no freakin way! |
| I see a V on google |
| Buy the dip for once |
| Just part of the process, just coming back too from a 2-day shit show that ended with 27.8k in losses. Halfway back already. There’s a difference between a 🤡 and a rodeo 🤡.💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼 |
| Yes generally. But there’s a cult of fans that are very aggressive. Maybe some are bots. But they exist IRL. |
| this is some stupid level of retardation \n\nhow do you do this without leverage? |
| Me too. Me too. That is why I only trade meme stocks that aren't penny stocks now. |
| Redditors in shambles - they really thought Mamdani had the ability arrest Yahoo lmao |
| There’s no way this is possible with just stocks |
| Probably theres was one yesterday that skyrockted 1000% and plummeted literally market close |
| Probably |
| GOOGL shares give you voting rights GOOG does not and is slightly cheaper. Other than that, they are the same thing |
| I mean... crwv, nbis and others are climbing because people are buying their compute, theyre not actually selling "a.i", thats a big difference... |
| Right here |
| ORCL has more. Granted half that is OAI but look at the size of ORCL and look at the size of Google Cloud |
| Hi Bill |
| You’re in it |
| What’s the forecast capex spend for Google in Q3? Anyone got the number |
| Wonder how much net worth Elmo lost today 🤔 |
| so semis barely moved on that google capex announcement, and the only semi that had earnings today (TXN) dropped 3% on a double beat\n\nINTC -12% tomorrow |
| the earn big is not innevitable we only have so much time here on earth so if you divide 343444484.7737.4362 plus 38483842239.232 im not good at math but im told it equals some quite shit odds |
| Nothingburger earnings |
| this guy on the NOW call talks like saylor |
| Yep |
| Two weeks until SNDK earnings |
| Now? |
| That is how p/e works, yes |
| buy dip then |
| It’s funny people think it’s like a sports team. “Come on Google did great!”. Dumb fucks they need to somehow return money back. If they spend all their income it means nothing |
| https://preview.redd.it/zramlrgosueh1.png?width=588&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b2a3ac5133b1717010c789bb9225d9e18f2b1a1\n\n |
| They guided CapEx higher to 195b iirc |
| If AI models were that good it would either be hidden by the makers of it or be heavily regulated the next day so your probably right it was an accident |
| just share your positions so we atleast we can get a good laugh out of this |
| Even if you bought at top and sold at bottom it would not be possible. Definitely reddit pump and dumps |
| Jesus. Run this through AI to clean it up and make it legible, then immediately delete it. You're dead wrong. GOOG just proved AI is profitable as anything else. That's why CRWV, NBIS and others are climbing. |
| Just 5.8K? That’s a relatively good day for an average option trader |
| Bols going to pound town .. love to see it. Got lotion and everything ready for tomorrow |
| they say in 10000 years earth will be hotter and brighter than Venus its probably much sooner |
| :pepetrump: |
| Ibm fucked my port |
| How to invest in regard urinal mat?? |
| That earning is fake as shit. It’s just investment profits |
| Google will go above 360 before the week ends. |
| Buying more google tomorrow. |
| not me thinking its some ETF, but no its the actual CSX and its up 5% |
| A-aren't you usually a bull? |
| Urinal in Wendy's? |
| GOOG p/e gonna drop like a rock after that earnings, no? |
| thanks bro, same. I'm down lots on google, about to get margin called on it |
| :kek: |
| I see SPCX and I laugh |
| Stop trading, you r bad at this. Just buy VT every paycheck regard. |
| Did you read read or listen to what they said? Their Q got fucked up because AI is so expensive and hardware is so expensive businesses deferred hardware purchases from IBM. |
| What car company takes two hours to get your rental? I get my luggage, walk to Enterprise, National, or Hertz and get into my car. Do you wait to rent a car once you get to the airport? That's regarded.... |
| Google can you Google what the fuck? |
| :screech: everyone will buy goog dip and it will be green by close |
| With my luck, negative |
| This aged well. |
| The circumstance where the AI bubble pops and hyperscalers way overbuilt compute capacity.\n\nInstead of Google getting saddled with data center debt they offload it all onto the data centers themselves and carry on with a healthy balance sheet. \n\nSo, financial stocks will take the brunt of the AI crash instead of our tech monopolies. |
| #This is just like 2022 where tech companies drilled for the whole year. Only difference is this time they are keeping SPY up artificially. If they allowed SPY to follow stocks it would have been down 10-15% by now LMAO🤌 |
| INTC earnings will bring death |
| Should I get drunk tonight or tomorrow? |
| It’d be hilarious if he invested 150k in penny stock |
| U fkn suck |
| \^This. I sold all my tesla back in the day to buy that chinese coffee stock. You only lose all this from trash |
| You dont understand bro, I just need 1 trade to make it all back |
| For the second time? |
| Holy shit, you are singly handedly saving reddit. |
| 100% AAPL played 4D chess by just sleeping thru the whole thing |
| My boy is back :wow: |
| Sure to shareholders. But people buying cars see a car company and are buying them more than any other |
| NOW going back to where it was BEFORE |
| Google: makes 40 billion more than they thought, going to spend 15 more than you thought on infrastructure. Net 25 billion, sinks 6% |
| Let me help you out... PUTS on all MAG7 during earnings. CapEx has seen to that. |
| It'll be green by market open. SPY |
| https://preview.redd.it/uqc0mg0esueh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87bef24c2b90b06e85e07b7f8627d0f5665e1a6e |
| No |
| Why is there two googles anyway |
| Bitcoin chart 100%. Probably IBIT. My man bought the Bitcoin top. Guess it’s time to sell now |
| Google earnings reported cure for cancer, stock drops 43%. |
| :dance: |
| You know im getting tired of these Wendy worker comments as if its so bad to work for Wendys.\n\nThey provide me with chocolate frosties and put a smile on my face even though they’re ex convicts or drug addicts. |
| He launched it into space. That was it. He made 1. Promise kept. Tsla up 50% tomorrow. |
| What do you think NOW opens at tomorrow |
| o shit we merging with israel |
| get out while you can!!! |
| I feel your Adobe, just hoping for a mini run so I can get the hell out |
| Dude it’s still 211? |
| https://preview.redd.it/l86nny5csueh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69a1a1b57fef8981ead69028ff78c1a35f748b59 |
| #Just a couple months ago GOOG was at $400+. Now it's barely holding onto $320s LMAO🤌 |
| ✌️ in the middle east will happen sometime but theres ABSOLUTELY no chance 🥭 can do it. He escalates. That what he does. \n\nCalls on energy. |
| Yeah, i sold all my sp500 when it ballooned and spread it around to other markets that aren't so long on AI, I have some exposure still through vanguards all world and asia trackers, but it's way less concentrated than sp500, and I already made a nice return from that. |
| r/UsernameChecksOut |
| Machine God is unmerciful? |
| Yea, what did you have to say about CapEx again? GOOG guided over $200B in CapEx and the shit tanked 4% instantly. |
| Sharp stabbing pain under the left rib....this is it, the sweet sweet release 😀 |
| dude thank you |
| Won't be long till we find out - but this brainless market, I wouldnt bet against you. |
| Yo wtf. First time here. |
| Gaargle\n\n\nDeez nuts |
| Ah never mind 1 tanker taken out by Yemen that explains it. |
| This is new headline |
| damn i paper hand nvidia too many times to get a 1600% return |
| Taking the picture after the piss, quality regard |
| I do it almost everytime. Can't trust AI entirely. You need 2-3 follow up questions anyways. |
| be proud he's on his way its the journey that counts not the destination!! |
| Investors are going to start demanding that companies not be profitable since it is bad for stocks. |
| Oil calls |
| I swear to god every earnings call now sounds like indian market now |
| would you like extra sauce with that |
| This is the inspiration I come here for! Well done, OP! 👏 |
| This is the way |
| https://preview.redd.it/ubsx1y19sueh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e04a9a07f9df096b1ce8c8aa7d9ac2fade15d52 |
| should have just stuck to CSX. |
| Bill Kospi will push MU to $1100 tonight |
| Earnings calls plays just don’t hit the same anymore |
| He actually got rich initially renting cheap rooms to blapipo. |
| Iight fess up. Who got calls on google friday exp? |
| Inverse wsb strikes again. Shoulda bought those GOOG puts |
| Competition is better, Elon sucks, vibes |
| They have lots of cash cows. I just don't understand wtf they are doing right now. |
| It’d be a remarkably close beta curve to BTC. \n\nMy guess is MSTR or some leveraged BTC etf\n\nI’m not judging tho. I trade it too if it looks appealing |
| I wouldn’t complain |
| Be careful whipping out your phone in the bathroom, other people might think you’re a pervert |
| Shoutout to the guy pointing out the gold chat button, you a g |
| I asked and i received |
| why nvda down tf |
| The stock is priced for sales of one million Optimus robots in 2027. |
| Fair enough.. |
| Shorted NVDA at 9:35 Pacific($214.22), then watched it wiggle within 90 cents for the whole goddamn day. Then suddenly an hour after the bell, on no news, it drops 4 bucks. Fucking bullshit. |
| Consider them sunk then |
| https://preview.redd.it/klokk4p5sueh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=705a6a68942bff875c91edbcee57bcc1108eb868 |
| Google that’s brutal but memory thanks you for the sacrifice |
| IV was pricing in a 7% move….but let’s hope! |
| Shibaaaa! 😡💢 |
| You on the put wagon? |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Any chance Google makes it to 360 by Friday? |
| BYE FELICIA |
| whoa |
| Uh so why are we trying to pass a bill to integrate US and Israeli militaries? |
| Very cool! |
| Good. At least you are smart about losing your money |
| Most stocks been bleeding since 2021 once the stimmy money ran out. |
| I’m a day trader. I don’t hold options or stock, so I’m all good. Just think this is stupid |
| This is WSB bro, wtf is invest?? |
| Right there with you, sir! |
| GOOG and AAPL gonna win all of this on the boring long play |
| Gonna be an Aunt Flo period kinda day tomorrow |
| Googl seems to be at the floor but I don't trust anything until KOSPI is closed. |
| God damn you need to read a book. |
| So calls tomorow |
| Not quite, you had the option to buy the stocks. |
| Future headline: Thousands of South Koreans defect to North Korea in search of better lives |
| Yo this is cool |
| Margin call |
| Oil is going up, who sharted? |
| Tell us what tickers you bought so we can avoid it and buy puts |
| This is ( unfortunately ) exactly my point |
| No I’m living behind Wendy’s dumpster how am I suppose to afford a share |
| #Google suddenly took a dive like a soccer player LMAO🤌 |
| no kitchen sink confirmed 🙁 |
| # Just send the market to the gulag |
| People at the pub in florida a few years back were remortgaging and investing. Scared me off for the past 5 years. It can go up +900% and down 90% and end up at the same place. |
| :screech: :screech: :screech: |
| im in denial! I keep telling myself Google ripping tomorrow! But deep down, I know I lost money |
| why is it indian accent everywhere bruh hahahah |
| At this rate might be able to sell these oil calls within this week lmfao \nLets go for wti 100 |
| Sell now before it’s -10% tonite |
| If you trade penny stocks, you are asking for it |
| Sorry, I haven’t unlocked that level of regard |
| Market hates their CapEx spend and most of their income beat is from unrealized gains from SpaceX and Anthropic.\n\nStill a stupid reaction from the market but not quite as stupid as it first seems. |
| Investing its hard to do. Stocks generally go up over time. Buy and hold. \n\nIf youre gambling or trying to scalp with no strategy you can easily lose a lot of money trading anything. |
| Its probably because your selling and not holding. Basically options. People dont realize if ur buying and selling stocks short term its pretty similar to options |
| Would be nice if these cars would be cheaper in general. They don't deserve to be valued that high when Chinese EV do twice for the same price. |
| They won't even give us a courtesy spit |
| Maybe his broker does not support custom watch lists? 😄 |
| You don’t have like $200? |
| why is Nebius +4% AH? are they even google supplier |
| Dram can gargle on ber nuts what dee fook |
| I paid around $10k.\n\nThe 100/95 spreads were about $220/ea and have a max gain of $500 at a SpaceX price of $95 or below at expiry.\n\nThe 100/85 were about triple that and have a max gain of $1500 at a price of $85 or below |
| What kind of cuck buys stocks? Options and leveraged ETFs or GTFO. No 1x teeny penie ETFs |
| #Last quarter all MAG7 beat estimates but 6 of them crashed. The same happening this quarter too. LMAO🤌 |
| If missed earnings stock drops almost guaranteed. If it beats earnings, there's still a good chance it could drop. So probabilistically it makes sense to bet a similar amount against every company and you'll be right more than you're wrong. |
| I’ll hire you to gamble for me and let you keep 10% of the gains |
| on what?? |
| EPS up 213%\n\nStock craters lmao |
| Again up 100% in a year |
| Accelerate. |
| If you are unaware there's a live chat that requires no refreshing and lets you use pepe emojis again. Click the gold chat button. It's the same thing as using the comment section just a little more convenient. Your messages create comments.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wx0k5ayqrueh1.png?width=759&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c33d2f4e60b5c8a5e19d80300a7122caad6bd51 |
| Hahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahaaaaaa suckers lmao 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣 u really thought qqq will clear 710 lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| I found the poor, I don't drive it, it drives me. |
| dammn are u guys like well off u and winning now u talk about them big slaps of reality like they were just trying to get a bug of you or somthing ugh my slap still stings and it was like 2 years ago at arounf 26-30grand |
| Its getting hard |
| Ah great, now I won't be able to sleep. Why you gotta hype me up like that? |
| Adobe, CRM, NOW. Ask me how i know 🙁 |
| Different tax bracket. Out of touch |
| How is micron only up 1%?? |
| People buying leveraged etf thinking they are not buying deep ITM long dated option |
| You put boba in the shi or something? Otherwise go to a doctor. 😂 |
| no one can afford this and this is shit chatbot China gets you for free |
| Can’t have a crack head ramble about a robot from transformers for an hour. Well you can but not with my money |
| FOMO buyer panic seller |
| You yolo on SPCX? |
| I mean…probably. It’s down 5% AH |
| Is this a common duo? I’m hoping |
| LMAO 👌 |
| HOW IS A SHITTY STOCK LIKE DELL UP BUT NOT GOOGL OR NOW REEEEEEEEEEE 🤡🤡🤬🤬🤬🤡😡😡 |
| Olympic woman's jello wrestling is worth a watch |
| why shouldn't i buy GOOG lower than warren b 🤷 |
| Tsla says Capex will continue to grow. Optimus robot plants to boom. |
| Ahhhh the buy at the top and panic sell when it drops technique |
| Googl getting skull fucked ☠️💀💀💀 |
| GOOG the only company properly executing during the AI craze, but stonk so boring |
| You do realize people rotated out of tech and likely into 493 other SPY companies, right? That's what makes SPY relatively safe. Jesus. |
| This is a 52 fake out. Nvda and avgo gonna be green as fuck tomorrow, |
| If GOOG just keeps the same revenue growth YOY for cloud for the next 12 years, it’d be higher than US GDP. |
| how tf do you lose on stocks 😭✌️ |
| the math ain't mathing? |
| That pump this morning was straight manipulation |
| AMC? |
| All brakes no gas |
| Dawg, this is WSB...\n\nBut also, I was just saying they could easily manage much higher debt levels. \n\nWhether that make sense or not depends on what they can do with the debt.\n\n |
| Oof, down 76% and still holding, that's the kind of commitment usually reserved for marriages in Vegas |
| You mean like from the toilet? |
| Hey ma! I'm selling off the hynix after the google call with the drunken koreamen! |
| By your mom |
| Im guessing pennystocks |