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| Here come the stats |
| Dumbass. He called the police after he snaked a property Epstein was gonna buy and he got worried Epstein would leak some of the Russian kompromat in retaliation. |
| Honestly I don’t know what is worse\nBuying PayPal at 60\nOr corn 🌽 at 120k |
| *Diddy brought to you by J&J |
| Damn I was hoping CVS would be down more. It’s sitting just past my breakeven price |
| HOOD pls fly again |
| Any chance you’d be willing to share what your plays typically are? Been eyeing hopping in on VIX but a bit intimidated, for some reason. |
| 😏 |
| Pump ethereum for two hours |
| This behavior seems likely to be one of the main contributors of the future crash (like the low quality home ARM loans being written leading up to the GFC). It seems clearly counter to the interest of the public to allow this sort of accounting game. I think the SEC is scared they’ll trigger the next recession if they do anything about it though |
| That’s not how this works🫡 |
| Google is such a shitcoin |
| Romney! |
| *I see a list of stocks*\n\n*and I want it painted red* |
| It did. Not reply to you that is. |
| West coast isn't real |
| Did you at least read what ASTS is doing before commenting ? Seriously did you do so ? Because everything you just said is plain wrong. |
| Nothing better than watching Marc Bienoff run his company into the ground 🤣 |
| Bro get off my YouTube music I just found chvrches last week |
| If hims goes to 15! I go all in leverage |
| no. job- and inflation numbers this week. nervous market. |
| wow market hours suck if you're on the west coast i'm going to end up like those GRWM influencers with cold showers at 5am and shit |
| I'd have to say puts on the franchise going forward with the dialogue they're having about the new film. |
| Google under 310 |
| Even weeklies, MU literally has hit this price every single day lol idky today is extra doomer-y |
| Fongers crossed |
| It will work eventually probably |
| Spy looking Dippy today! |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/jacked2datitz** bet **QQQ** goes from **614.23** to **608.0** before **10-Feb-2026 02:27 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 4 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet QQQ 608 6h |
| Sir, that is offensively accurate. Good day! |
| Huh? One of the more interesting posts, how much time a day do you dedicate to thinking about who Trump screwed? |
| If I owned MU I would consider selling it and buy samsung. But since I don't own it, I don't give a fuck 😃 |
| What a beautiful morning to take some stimulants and look at budgets all day 😩 |
| Love this little fake 🌽 rally just to give some false hope before it drops off a cliff. |
| As a short that lost money shorting this junk, I am rooting for you, I hope Tesla and carvana go bankrupt |
| 🌕 |
| I'm sorry but you do see the question...right? |
| Unlikely |
| Retail sales about to send SPY > 700 |
| Almost time for some cooked data... bears are fuxked |
| There is no optimism left. Puts at open. |
| Quantum of Solace was middle of the road for me, probably a distant 3rd for reasons you mentioned. |
| Doesn’t seem so by looking at the graph 😂 |
| Why does Squawk Box host these morons. Ron Johnson doesn’t know anything. A “semi automatic handgun with additional clips” hahahaha |
| Flat |
| MSFT is down every day |
| $APLD is the move |
| Try big booty latinas XD |
| You might make it an hour into market opening and then you’ll be sitting on the toilet twitching like an addict trying not to open the app and bam, down 10 percent |
| Take away their favorite thing and cripple morale. 😂 |
| marc andreessen head shape why |
| Got a shiny Palkia…calls it is |
| Sooo..... Theta day? |
| Money |
| Congratulations on another day of being alive. If you're into that sort of thing. |
| True, but not as bad as the Rambo movie in New Mexico or Arizona ( US southwest state) |
| Keep contributing to the market… it will work one day! |
| Hmm. I’m not sure the victims would agree. \n\nMoreover, this is being reported by publications historically very anti-Trump. \n\nDon’t let your politics cloud your judgement. He called the police on him and called Ghislaine “evil” while doing so. That’s worth more than the slimy Clintons and what they did… (nothing) |
| This post is too smart. Let ppl get upvoted for talking about rubrik without knowing they cover completely different aspects of security. Also let ppl think CrowdStrike is better bc they’re too dumb to set up thresholds and too scared to rely on an automated playbook. |
| corn taking down the whole stockmarket again i see.... nothing wierd |
| Given his history, he probably doesn't. |
| Much higher leverage with options. |
| check your panties |
| Not sure if ber but the ghey is strong with this one |
| You can’t lose them all. Next one will be the big win |
| This isn’t the first time I have tried |
| Or who’s sack your holding |
| Hola retardos! Dos mojitos por favor... |
| SentinelOne does not outperform CS, trust. |
| 2 years is a bit extreme, my best guess is either a bounce before earnings or it bounces around 120-130. |
| Puts on beef jerky and grape soda |
| I made the mistake of sitting through one of those in Hawaii for free snorkeling cruise tickets. I'm never wasting precious vacation time again. |
| Great post!! Spot on. |
| I think its anything to save him from losing his collapsing base bc they hold on to anything that paints him nice. fucking goobers dude |
| Yes buy 700 calls at open |
| Remember bers just when you think it's gonna dump they will always have that green candle to save themselves. |
| Theyre not our dogs anymore |
| Source on deal happening? \n \nIf a deal does happen and supply increases from Iran's oil, OPEC might cut production to protect prices. |
| 40k Dec 100 calls leap. Let’s go |
| We need to be neon green this whole week to make up for the carnage that took place recently. Also, Bitcoin can get fucked. |
| Hood better hit 120 |
| Some supporters i know claim he was an fbi informant lool gtfo of here |
| Dawg, this comment is hilariously ignorant. A single business could buy S1, ZScaler, Rubrik, and Fortinet. They aren’t direct overlaps and no business uses a single security MFG unless they wanna get hacked. |
| He said he would double down |
| MSFT DOWN $8 TODAY? |
| No. MU is still dirt cheap. |
| You wake up & you're not sometimes? Nice. |
| Oh god don't say that |
| Don’t you know this market only goes up? Don’t fight the tape and momentum. |
| Gonna need the market to move more than 3% today |
| TSLA up though |
| For sure |
| One day soon selling your shitcoin is gonna be like selling a timeshare. You're gonna have to give away a free kayak to get people to sit in a room and listen to you lecture how its a great investment for 2 hours. |
| am I late if I buy? |
| Bro I'm in a similar situation but I'm making the most out of Bitcoin. If you can time the next bear market bottom with semi-accuracy you could probably multiply your $400k by 5-10x in less than 4 years. In the long term it's a safe asset, I don't see much risk tbh. Might be your best friend |
| I fucking hate you |
| WSB rediscovering haruspimancy. |
| Ahhhhhhhhhh, thanks for clarifying |
| MU 520c June if I can get a fill (vol undervalued yesterday.) |
| Are we breaking through 7000? |
| daily |
| yea why? |
| He seems to be the only “elite” that blew the whistle on him… surely that’s worth something. |
| I had never watched gay porn until they tricked me into watching Heated Rivalry. |
| this streak is a worse omen than a bullish cramer |
| u ever wake up and ur like damn it |
| Looks can be deceiving |
| Corn buyers really thought they were back… sike |
| And another day that CRM is dumping lol |
| I lost my Rolex investment watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing some woman at that party. I immediately went over and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch |
| Ruh-roh. |
| Saylor for his next trick will buy btc at $100k when it’s at $30k |
| Alcohol will be banned. I will become a bootlegger just like my great grandpa. |
| I want to see blood |
| As a legacy player is it too much to ask for a Mind twist unban? What's the worst that could happen.....? |
| They should change this thread from what moves you making to what you bag holding |
| Dumbass wants to own a bridge when it's just a tax liability for maintenance. |
| I predict we do well at the start and fizzle out flat eod 😒 |
| Lmao they are flooding the news cycle with how 🥭 was trying to tell everyone about epstein the whole time. Lmfao but not when u were pals for 1000 fucking years get the fuck outa here with that shit |
| Another day of rocketing higher? |
| Going all in puts in BONDS |
| Stocks never go up in straight lines, zoom out\n\nThe trend is upwards. |
| SPY looks like it could actually go to 700 this week |
| **real talk:** if lauren mayberry was dating me she would never use a toilet again 💦😃 |
| As a software consultant that recently spent a year removing fiserv from a client's tech stack, their product is complete ass and the only reason they have any customers at all is because it's very expensive to remove them. This is not a company whose growth prospects I would be investing in. |
| Godspeed retard (I have calls please print) |
| It's the goddamn Chinese! |
| He won’t make that much from this trade… stock options get IV crash |
| puts |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/EmbarrassedKoala3982** bet **SPY** goes from **693.74** to **700.0** before **10-Feb-2026 04:20 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 9 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Please do it. |
| !banbet SPY 700 8h |
| Who'd of thought MU wouldn't keep going straight up for eternity? |
| My insta algorithm is a weird mix of big booty white girls twerking their lives away and tips on how to be a good dad |
| You’re still here? They haven’t banned you for your banbet? |
| Yeah, unfortunately shooting one doesn’t really do any good. But it’ll get them to move on for a week or two. Going to borrow a neighbors drop trap. |
| You keep using that word rug pull, I do not think it means what you think it means |
| Well... given how high the stock is, they are sure to start selling that soon. |
| SNDK 640 EOW |
| At the same time they want a raise, or better conditions. Insanity. |
| Jeweled Lotus not unbanned, sad |
| Are yall new to the industry??? CrowdStrike caused a global outage by letting a new guy push untested code to production. This lost them business. Crowdstrike is way more expensive than S1, and when I evaluated both years ago S1 could auto quarantine while CrowdStrike would only alert. It’s been a minute and the space changes a bunch, but S1 is just as viable as CrowdStrike. Except CrowdStrike pays the big VARs to be the GTM partner. |
| You worry me bc you’ve been shilling a couple tickers I like so I’m gonna liquidate those positions at open |
| SPYU doesn't have options, just shares. I woulda gone in biggly. |
| I'm really tempted to short IREN with everything I've got and more, wich means it's gonna moon today |
| I thought Quantum of Solace was him at his best as the character even though the story wasn't great. The 3 movies after didn't feel like Bond movies. The adventure aspect of the movies wasn't there. Way too much focus on Bond himself and lessons no one cared about like sometimes the old ways are better. Get out of here with that. |
| $SNDK $MU\n\n\n\nRed open -> green EOD or flat EOD |
| I call it winning |
| Working again on my end. |
| Red at night bears delight. Green in the morning bears warning. |
| MU LMAO |
| In his sleep |
| Believe it or not, yes! |
| They're all weak day traders or 0dte options gamblers who can't hold. |
| TLT is creeping up again. Markets are in danger.\n\nI learned that 30-year bonds also have a 3x leveraged ETF, TMF. This seems like something with no way to backfire. |
| Michael 🌽 isn’t selling any but the rest of the market is lmao |
| probably people who buy weekly leaps tbh |
| it was just a wsb regard too greedy to sell their options |
| Guys I was thinking about being a little bi-curious and buying a put |
| Like your wife |
| Rug back to sub 685 today or tomorrow or Thursday. It is an inevitability. Place your bets |
| Where is Saylor talking about 🌽?? |
| hello darkness my old friend |
| I’m considering putting the AR on them but I don’t want to scare the shit out of my neighbors |
| That’s a nightmare fam not a dream |
| Just one? You know there was more right? Time to call in the team.\n\n |
| Meanwhile TSLA pumps 4% off news 1 robotaxi has been spooted |
| Not a buy then? Big company embedded in a lot of things though |
| Going to watch the MU tape for a bit to gauge entry on short-dated calls… |
| Muted reaction from the market |
| I’ve been eyeing SHOP too, but IV crush looks to be pretty brutal. |
| 2X or 5X of 0 is the same. Because that is where he’s going. |
| MU at prices it's hit every day since it started dropping and we got a bunch of doomers in the thread smh\n\nGrow some BALLS!! |
| Step 1. Be really rich already. |
| Let’s see!!! |
| I understand this reference |
| AI is making it useless |
| Chainsaw |
| Nvda back to 184 eod |
| Greenland needs another push to pump metals |
| Suggestions on how to deal with ~10 feral dogs that wander into my yard every night at about 1 am? |
| Buttcoin, ahoy. |
| 🌽 dropping like my ex dropped it on her "friends"\n\nThat probably means my 685 SPY 0dte scratcher will print |
| CRM been discounted for the last two years 🫵😂 |
| Snitchcoin |
| My portfolio feels like an under shirt which is juuuust too short so it barely untucks constantly \n\nSo happens that this is occurring to me right now as well |
| TWS is working fine |
| Takes three to make it work. We now have two |
| $ALAB calls. Goes much higher after earnings |
| a worse bubble then tech. Value, quality and growth is all messed up. |
| Where's the ADP? The dude who posts it must have lost his job |
| SPGI oooffff |
| I am way too overleveraged |
| Skyfall always just seemed like a home alone turned bond too me ... |
| THE APP LOOKS AT YOU 🫵 |
| In 100 years Il be mad if there’s no GOOG to pay me the principal Back |
| I love america |
| What? |
| yes it's messy... web portal is working when phone app don't. |
| And good morning to you |
| I thought we’re running that back? |
| Celieve it or not, balls. |
| Fuck his debbie downer day |
| I, personally, would appreciate a bounce. A big ass bounce. |
| Fake it if you want to advance in your career. If its you and another person with somewhat equal qualifications up for promotion, they are always going to choose the one they like to be around and feel comfortable with in a social setting |
| 680 calls 695 puts |
| Ooooof - let us know the next time you sell. |
| The is the buy the dip nothing unusual. The HMB4 News is over blow. MU already sent the chips out for them to be tested. They’re sold out of inventory. They literally can’t keep it anything in the stock room shelves. |
| Can’t believe hockey is getting banned in Canada |
| Most of that karma is from the early years. It reflects past usefulness, not the current state of the platform.\n\nUsing a product doesn’t mean you can’t criticize its decline.\n\nTrying to dismiss criticism by pointing to usage is just a way to avoid addressing the criticism itself. |
| Bol fuk? |
| \+630% |
| ??? |
| Morning, gentleman retards. \n\nI shot a hog last night in my backyard at around midnight. I’m choosing to take it as an omen to buy puts. |
| Also the rock smells it |
| Damn, not even the first one was free. |
| don’t ruin his debbie downer day… |
| I think it’s FUD too. Tomorrow’s investor conference should shed some light on whether or not MU is in Nvidia’s Rubin. |
| Saylor says something will 2x or 5x like the difference between those are rounding errors. |
| Saylor looking awfully nervous & autistic 😦 |
| Ah yes, a straddle. |
| That shit is like 300% up in a year. What do you expect |
| Rewatching the Daniel Craig Bond films, and it just feels like the actor hates the role. Casino Royale and Skyfall are good, the rest are abysmal. The producers got too caught up in a multi film story arc of setting up Spectre, which hurts the good films as stand alone experiences. |
| biden market 😭 |
| Plenty of old ladies to kidnap though |
| Yes |
| If you had it done one year ago with UNH you'd be down 50% on shares. Then you'd need **only** 20 years to break even with dividends. |
| Why Moody's down 11% |
| Why V collapse |
| Just isn’t enough juice to blow past 700/7000 till nvda reports |
| Market rotation into RACE 🗿 |
| Google should be pumpijng hard bc of Waymo. Pure market manipulation. Its not about earnings, news, guidance anymore. |
| IBKR is down |
| That... is a really weak joke. |
| Tel Aviv leveled |
| Wat |
| Bought more TQQQ at 51.5, short squeej day. |
| Amazons Ring cameras allowing me to watch Jenny run not just past down my house but down the whole street 😍🍑 |
| Working triple overtime |
| Yeah, have to agree. |
| Hey Canada see that bridge you just paid $6.5B for, I want half of the ownership.\n\nWords of a lowlife ghetto thief. |
| The joke: "Ugay" |
| employees literally want to see companies go *under* |
| So much |
| call center or casino? |
| If wasn't for us poors you'd be speaking Apache |
| How do I set up multiple businesses that all place orders from each other to cook my books like the tech companies are doing with AI? |
| Goldman Sachs BS report + Samsung HBM4 deal with Nvidia. FUD in my opinion, they’re trying to get it at a cheaper price. |
| Deflect, deflect, deflect: Saylor can’t answer questions about the really real problem for corn miners so he deflects to digital credit garbage. I miss Hindenburg. They would dissect and destroy this Ponzi scheme |
| When the market went up, MU went up also.. |
| I don't trust it one bit tbh. |
| Let’s print together, fellow bear. 694p expiring today also. 20 contracts. Hoping to sell at 688 for 5 figure profit. |
| Omg calls are going to print. Every dip is bought globally non stop forever. Buy calls |
| Understood. Today is one of those "don't look at the app" kinda days |
| Profits don’t matter in this market |
| At some point in the next few months there are going to be a lot of people kicking themselves that they didn't load up on MSOS at these prices. The rescheduling executive order was already signed in December, and final rescheduling is imminent. |
| market goes up MU goes down. market go down MU jumps off cliff |
| Remindme! 1 day |
| Just feel compelled to reiterate what I said last night\n\nI think the biggest issue with bitcoin is that it is a big fake retarded Ponzi scheme |
| Rejecting spx 7000 for the 500000000th time in a row I see.\n\nNow we’re doing it premarket! |
| It's part of the wider commodity cycle that will continue through trump's term. No real growth as everything is eaten up by commodity price surges, ie inflation. |
| "Just kidding" manipulation x 2 |
| Sandisk |
| OP claims to be an old school WSBer, but he corrected the word "regard" lol\n\nThe only real YOLO is fullporting 0dte but you bought 20k of shares for the long run.\n\nr/stupidinvesting |
| sa**M**s**U**ng |
| Something of nothing. New ATH soon. |
| SanDisk weeklies or spy 0 day |
| I… can’t afford it |
| We’re going all in at $1! 🤣 |
| 🧠 gymnastics |
| Reason is simple more cash cash in elon's bank account |
| BTC going down......usd/yen going down.......stocks going down........my life going down....... |
| Its something |
| How's it gay? |
| Euro poor is my guess |
| ... so far |
| 🥭 team working overtime to come up with the next distraction |
| Why rug pull? |
| The CRM discount is fucking awesome. |
| $NIO finally profitable jump on before the ride starts |
| You forgot the 2024 flash crash. Vix hit 70 briefly |
| this must be the 🅱️romised rug |
| How many contracts? What premium? |
| Take the red pill and you will continue to live under the domination of pedophiles or take the blue pill and learn Spanish |
| He needs to sell the story |
| I just sell actual chips, bro. I'll put them in the bag with the fries. 16GB DDR4 3200 is the best I can offer. |
| you guys have jobs? 😧 |
| Because MUgay |
| Squawk Box is so much better with out Joe! |
| Nice flair |
| $NEXTYEAR |
| Why MU tanking? |
| Wow im super red. Thanks MU |
| Why the f doesn't visual mod not reply to me anymore |
| Bers just need Spy to go down 5% today to break even |
| Covered all QQQ shorts at 613.8 (from 614 to 615.5); took profit.\n\nJust went long on TQQQ around 51.6, let's ride the short squeej. |
| Ngl, I am anti-social. I'd give up their first born child to bers before I go to one of those "parties". |
| Excepting liberation day, if you wanted to see VIX above 25 you would have to go back to 2022. That’s complacency baby |
| If you're gonna call and ETF "high growth" then I need that shit to be growing at all times. Better pop a blue pill, trade some 0dtes, sell feet pics or whatever you gotta do to pump my bags Charles |
| Calls on $NET before earnings |
| Why |
| 🌽🤣 |
| MU calls will print so long as they aren't 0dtes |
| Time to soak in the hot running bath for 2+hours |
| Saylor just said if corn goes to 8k they would just roll the debt. lol. What’s left to roll? |
| !banbet HOOD +5% 7d |
| Why |
| Joever as tits |
| I think Saylor actually believes the shit he says. |
| Yes, I am not a chip expert. |
| 🌽 😳 |
| I mean if you were around for the dot com shit or the release of Excel maybe a couple others but otherwise this is the only true industry disruption you’ve likely seen in your lifetime anyway. |
| Qqq was just at 616 a minute ago |
| i smell a rug pull |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n **Ticker:** EADSY (Airbus)\n\n **Direction:** Down\n\n **Prognosis:** Buy Puts / Short the Baguette\n\n **Catalyst:** Deliveries are worse than COVID lows, supply chain is broken until 2030, and the French government is artificially pumping the price while institutions dump their bags on retail.\n\n **Technical Analysis:** 1-second chart indicates Macron is personally buying the dip. |
| ah! that retard saylor on cnbc, no one told me |
| Got damn, ive been here so long im seeing people destroy their ports with MU calls again. That was the meme stonk like 10 years ago. Circa 2016. I thought id be rich by now. Oh well, I'll just keep buying spy calls. |
| Three words that describe my morning squat right now. Pure. Fucking. Mud. |
| Same |
| Just hold copx get it last year |
| Shitcoin about to reach 60k |
| Doom? Gloom? Earth-shattering kaboom? |
| Barclays has them at overweight with $159 price target. \n\n\nLearn to read. Their article listed stuff we all know and only highlighted concerns to make people think they're helping. |
| Yes. I've heard it explained that he realized the Dems would run ads with him saying "Shame on me" so he flubbed it kind of on purpose.\n\n \nDon't know if I believe it but he hasn't fooled me once yet (I wasn't old enough to vote for him either time). |
| fuck IBKR, they won't stand behind you if you are an advisor |
| Connection error loop on the app. \n\nIll never financially recover from this |
| it's always been about using these little 'culture war' things to hide from the rampant graft and corruption and self dealing |
| You’re stupid if you think memory shortage is over. |
| They need to make Al Anon meetings but for people effected by loved ones doing crypto |
| SPY is crazy |
| Guys I think the adp number might have leaked |
| So my spy 690 puts expiring today have a chance…. |
| the stock that went from 40 dollars to 600 dollars in 5 months is definitely the start of a cycle |
| This imaginary writer memory bear is a skinny lil bitch |
| I don't know. I'm retarded. |
| ASTS gonna rocket today |
| I better get shares on margin like 3k$ or short |
| You can do that any day, though. |
| It's more likely than not that the morning weakness in crypto, round number resistance on the S&P, and a dollar that's not crashing will all lead to a pullback on the open. |
| Yeah, deferred gratification is always the best |
| Stellantis is going to march right back to where it was last week before it dumped. |
| Wait for the IV crush before buying a put, seems safer. They had soft guidance, which seems to matter more than earnings these days. |
| guys name is nutlick and yall thought he was gonna be normal? |
| Let’s get this straight memory bros\n\nYou’re here to make money or be a chip expert?\n\nTake a look at 2021, 2022 and 2024\n\nThis is what happens if you get caught at the top of the cycle, and the behaviour is a slow and long drag before reaching 52 week lows,followed by years to reach back to its peak\n\nDon’t get caught at the top, no matter how strong the thesis is.\n\nNow ask yourself, has the past few weeks feel like the start or the end of a cycle? |
| They would rather complain about a Spanish half time show over the massive pedo scandal at the head of their institution. |
| Michael Saylor catching a falling knife lmao |
| I dream of the day when I can walk out at work flipping everybody off and never go back. |
| Same here, came to check if there was other people in the same boat |
| This is a casino. What the fuck is "hedge?" |
| Mid- week dump becoming clockwork with inflows on Fridays and Mondays so they keep milking our money every week. Nice scam |
| Yes |
| It’s the future guys right? Right?!? Is it? |
| How are they making money? Soda has gotten stupidly expensive. |
| Silver futures still $81?? |
| Super oversold. |
| Japanese stocks at the start of the month was a good buy. |
| Ahhh yes insane dump at 30 cents down |
| Easy VIX plays |
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| I'm laughing way too hard at this. |
| Never happens 😉 |
| How to make money. Put buy orders in at 8 way low. Then sell order ready immediately after way high. \n\nProfit |
| You're telling me. |
| "...also you'll have forex exposure." |
| shutdown is back on the menus, congratz to the bers, was too cooky |
| So you’ve seen a lot of circle jerks? |
| Yes |
| This drop is nothing. |
| I’m a CPA and I believe I have all the knowledge in the world to be a good trader and investor. But when you have a disease - it overrides everything especially once you go on tilt. You start making very irrational decisions, over trade, over size, drain accounts, take out more loans, torment yourself, hell not even playing 0DTEs sometimes I found myself playing 2 hours to expirations. |
| Yes mines working, only tried read only access though |
| IV crush gonna be huge. |
| You have no idea how bad the corporate internal fomo is with AI. Its the biggest circle jerk ive ever seen in tech. |
| all the volume is at the start anyways, after it just drags on for hours |
| Today has to be rug pull day given that my broker processed my deposit in, like, less than a business day. Unheard of. |
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| Although the MMs who sold these needed to short TSLA in order to hedge, so the end result is that someone is shorting. |
| TIL that TSLR burger is made from Elmo’s adrenochrome victims |
| Well the English state is 1000 yo. |
| Free fall is Coinbase’s chart buddy |
| Because that would the the sensible (aka boring) thing to do… |
| HOOD calls ahead of earnings. |
| They probably actually like other people, want to network with people outside their everyday circle or maybe they are just lonely with nothing to do. Id say I can't wrap my head around the anti-social sentiment behind being confused by it. |
| no, several people here have issues too |
| Low volume dump premarket to ensure the 3-4 dollars it immediately recovers on open don’t actually push us higher. Sad. |
| In two days |
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| And you wonder why you get passed up for promotions or raises. Most jobs are really just big social clubs. |
| $MU bros I don’t feel so good |
| Feb 13 is highly retarded. You couldve made this exact play with month long dated plays but here we are. Retard central |
| Girls don't like silver no more |
| eth down 5% |
| Somebody call the CEO of SPY, why is SPY tanking? 😱 |
| in like 3 seconds or do we bears have a chance? |
| I dump around 7am, but sometimes there is an encore around 8am |
| Not one tech company had bad earnings. Essentially all beat. The capex threw people off and many think tech is at the top. People are cycling out of US and tech. Which is very much why SPY is flat while SCHD, IWM, DIA, Canada, Asia and etc are way up.\n\n\nLook around. |
| \-17% from all time highs, it's not bad. It's very common to have these sort of pullbacks. |
| What’s the news this time ? |
| Bought some BTC so I win no matter what. \n\nBTC becomes worthless:\n\nPros - Get to watch Crypto bros cry. \n\nCons - I lose money.\n\nBTC bounces back:\n\nPros - I make money. \n\nCons - I don't get to watch Crypto bros cry. |
| Happy I only have 30 shares of HIMs |
| Yes let me pay 45 times earnings for stocks growing at 3% per year |
| !remindme 6 months |
| I hope it works out for you bro. Good vibes today only. |
| SQQQ is |
| Ah, the fuk has begun |
| dems mention shutdowns again, will prob be a bloody day today |
| I think markets should only be open for the 5 minutes a day, so we could just get it over with |
| Yeah but drugs are easier. Everyone loves drugs. Why go to the trouble of exercising and not eating shit all day when you can just get a shot in your arm?\n\nFuck, the only thing that would make people run faster for the shot is if the doctor gave you a handy afterwards and people are already running at top speed. |
| why would you not hedge your portfolio now with boomer stocks? Safe dividends while market plays out the next 12-24 months |
| It is not possible to understand it because the strategy is bullshit 😂 |
| Will it bounce or better to short? |
| This must be a TOS practice account |
| Cant hold above 325 |
| Man every time I look at MU it drops. Today is going to be fucking violent |
| "financials and fundamentals are dead because my stock analysis is wrong while others make money with their wrong understanding of fundamentals" |
| You can’t kill the metal. The metal will never die |
| Today’s money goes to capital, not people. I Don’t buy the Capex is bad narrative. |
| Squeez my nuts dongus |
| how bout you squeej deez nuts |
| Up 150% all time? |
| It's okay to not know ball 👍 |
| Good morning SPY 700 |
| KO was extremely overbought over the last few weeks, and is due for correction. |
| Damnit short trading week next week |
| are we dumping yet |
| MU seems to be in free fall. |
| Earnings whisper on twitter/x posts them weekly |
| You already have a bet going - B to 50.0 before 13-Feb-2026 07:02 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Yip |
| Lubes and booze ? |
| Bad decision |
| IBKR down, surely they won’t rug my ass |
| What kind of stock is that? |
| theta |
| ROTATE INTO UNH |
| If by rocket you mean drill |
| he was famous for being the first ever white guy to be named Millard |
| Owens Corning Raybans Limited? |
| I personally think November was the start of the switch from bull to bear market. QQQ making a lower high and lower low last week was the first major indicator of the down turn. I think we see the drop happen within the next 60 days and bottom some time around mid term results. |
| Retail trading on opinions like these is exactly why we will see a low volume pump past 700 before any sort of correction guaranteed |
| software is due for a rebound |
| You belong here for sure holy shit |
| I need NVDA to stay above 190 for at least an hour and half so I can do a put |
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| Because he belongs here. |
| Let me see your war face |
| Now here is a conspiracy I can get behind. |
| TIMBEEER!!!!!! |
| Because it dipped pretty hard 😭😭 that’s the only DD |
| Have you tried zooming out? |
| OP's Spotify earnings play profited!!! |
| It looks like Market-Makers might take a step back, then start another round of short squeej. |
| Yep it's well done because it's done well. |
| Financials and fundamentals are dead. What's the vibe? |
| WHY |
| ON puts is my play |
| shutdown risks again GREAT |
| Knew I'd get one\n\nSPGI |
| thx |
| They're wrapping their heads around each other. If you know what I mean |
| Green, baby. |
| Yes |
| Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything |
| SPGI got cooked |
| End of year? You think its gna stay flat waiting for you? |
| 8am dump? Nice |
| Here’s the moment of truth, same price action as last week and then here is where it tanked |
| Sure thing grandpa |
| Just go to the earnings whispers website |
| Fat boy, wait til tomorrow |
| honestly i love this subreddit but if i had to guess what was happening based off reactions on here at all id think it was like a total market crash and i check and its like down .05 in premarket |
| What doesn't lead to it? |
| anyone having issues with ibkr? |
| ASTS calls today? |
| Your descendants are obligated to dig you up and feed you the shoe, otherwise they'll be eviscerated by SkyNet\n\nRemindMe! -100 years |
| Trading rule #1: Be chill asf |
| Either Wall St is going to fold to Big Tech, or they are going to do what they did to Meta in 2022 and sell tech off nonstop until tech cuts back on CapEx. |
| The 13th? Interesting. ^(I had to look it up. 😑) |
| I just can't wrap my head about coworkers who go to company parties after work hours. |
| So. Nothing but new aths, all year. Got it. |
| Markets been so flat lately I might just skip market open. |
| But reddit told me SPOT was dead with price hikes and new CEO |
| The market is not overbought by 30% though |
| Guess which regard tried to catch the falling knife on HIMS and got fucked in the ass??? Meeeeee 🤬🤬🤬🤡🤡 |
| Good advice |
| Stuffed with rocks. |
| Depends if the stock runs up more for earnings |
| How are they hilarious?\n\nMU is guaranteed to go to 600+ |
| Basically every metric says it’s time for a correction and SPY literally cannot break above 695. Staying cash and only doing small trades during market hours will enable you to have massive dip buy ops before the end of this year. |
| The chart still looks very bearish overall. |
| What’s the easiest way to find the weekly earnings’ post? It’s never on the main front page for me. |
| Millard Fillmore |
| It has been between 200 and 230 for a long time it seems. Getting sick of watching it 'sit" there. They recently had a second layoffs so hopefully some restructuring going on with AI (bots). Whatever it is I sure wish they'd get it together and moon.. Best of luck to ya. |
| https://preview.redd.it/xcg0mhhqznig1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3196538a5c7a58fbc7864d75cbb7f1b02caade09\n\nLots of intelligent people have been saying that. I should probably sell now. |
| You’re gonna wait fat boy |
| And highly stable. Who can forget the sturdy Novell giant under Eric Schmidt's leadership? How is that Novell stock doing these days? Probably better than BlackBerry. Brb, checking. |
| Must have been made in Nasdaqistan. |
| long term investing doesn't work after the market is overbought by 30% |
| Buffett retires and now KO has a demand problem. Coincidence? |
| Not if I cum for theta gang first! |
| I'm Aladdin in this B$&ch |
| Would try, but should probably wait until I land a high paying job or graduate so I don’t actually move to India 😂 |
| Or just trade those sectors? |
| Time to start stocking cash for the Pullbacks this year |
| checking this daily discussion threads made me forget completely about mid-long term investing. lets not forget that. it is less cloudy outside the casino. |
| Premarket is the only time of day bers can feel good about themselves |
| Sir, a second mistake just struck your portfolio. |
| but you are the chosen one, the godgiven natural born trader, right? \nright? |
| Theta is coming for YOU 🫵 |
| This dead cat was promised to put holders 3000 years ago |
| We are 1% from ATH? |
| That SLV run from 65 to 76 the last 2 days has surprisingly low volume. Makes me think another leg down is in the works soon |
| Barclays says they’re gonna miss |
| Nana will be really pleased. |
| Tesla Calls at open |
| Same but with DMT |
| It’s easy to look back and see Carter worth (stock astrologist) on cnbc called all of this yesterday when he drew that big cock on the screen |
| That’s Facebook, and they’re damn good at it lol |
| Always calls |
| Oracle? |
| MU baggies who bought AFTER the 300% run up are hilarious |
| Er, wen? |
| A plumber can have dreams too, right? |
| Ya but ur still down on that trade. This is a fresh new trade. He's gonna get sucked back in. Hopefully he goes on a win streak...but we know he won't. |
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| Market is COOKED |
| Another day of lack luster earnings to remind us that everything is overbought. \n\n\nLater people will be like "why market go down on no news?". The news is there brother, you just chose to ignore it |
| Metals back to where they came from |
| you sir, are an investor, im just a dirty low life day trading scalper. I take my money and I leave. If she runs again tomorrow ill be back, but otherwise, I got bills to pay now. |
| My avg is 12.50 |
| Fuck Robinhood my calls lost me my last $3k |
| Futes have been over 7k several times in 2025... |
| Wasn't trying. |
| Could have bought silver at 15$ 11 years ago and all the years through. He'd be upup |
| Can't you jazz up that link grandpas? |
| Ads turning up phone brightness is wild. |
| Bloody red today |
| Faggót mentality |
| Ocrl? |
| All the data comes out tomorrow right |
| GOOG 🚀 |
| Way too bearish in here. Market’s gonna jump up again today as a result. Have fun getting burned by puts again |
| Buddy if your gonna try to sound smart atleast pick gold lol |
| Because Mark always means what he says, as opposed to Steve and Glenn tacoing all the time |
| Time to drive to the bank so I can deposit & play with the last 50$ i got |
| I like porn with a decent story line, like “why????” Are you banging your stepsister? What led to this? |
| If anyone could tell you that consistently… |
| Oh damn. Guess I could have opened a chart too. No wonder there's crying outside the casino. |
| NVDA puts? |
| crypto will |
| W? |
| On your karma after this downvote? |
| Fragile market |
| They want my shares… they won’t get them 😡 |
| Today is going to be the day that your position prints |
| You aren’t good at this |
| https://youtu.be/KjmjqlOPd6A?si=PHR2ZzGjEPNvhMpv |
| WHAT GOES UP REMEMBER COMES BACK DOWN. WHAT WILL BE WILL BE. LIVE LEARN AND LIVE MORE. REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE DONT EVEN TRY. ATLEAST YOU TRY. |
| I became a better trader after my ego death on shrooms. They don’t want you to know this. |
| Prob tm not today unless google is crazy over |
| MUU |
| lol ppl thought mstr recover? nope. back to $100 this week |
| Crypto |
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| Buy high sell low |
| PLTR & OCRL calls 📈📈📈📈 |
| So this is the free money hack i have been waiting all my life. |
| 🌽 |
| btc too. last week all over again |
| MU went to 450s and dropped |
| If Retarded Tech stops selling to retail who will use their products?\n\nGubbermint? Big Biz Bitches? Military Bloodlusters? Pigs? |
| Whose ready for the rug? |
| BTC drill to 60k when market dip a tiny bit |
| So, calls? |
| they own all the Amazon jungles in Brazil, pretty much a lumber company |
| BREAKING: SPY TO HOVER AROUND 675-695 RANGE UNTIL THE END OF TIME |
| Buying puts on HOOD on Robinhood. Fuck this shit |
| What?? |
| Futures got too close to 7000 |
| lol QQQ is just a few percent off highs. this is just cope |
| Vibes! |
| Earnings tomorrow pre-market |
| Hoping LEAPS orders fill at open… |
| Canada up 36% already |
| Why SHOP ? |
| Son I’m crine |
| I have a hard time believing 🥭 wants a strong dollar and I have hard evidence of his 🌮 behavior. |
| I bought the dip. Turnaround story…. I hope |
| The GPUs that they are currently selling will be obsolete in 3 years. |
| CSCO steadily crawling up lately |
| Isn't it pretty easy when it loses 30% value in a day? |
| Lose 100% or 99% |
| Imagine spy did 7% ytd. People here would be cumming in their pants singing praises to the market gods. That's prime QQQ performance. |
| why futes fall down go boom |
| !remindme 2 weeks |
| Fuck SPY 700, I just need SCHG to 32.15 (tryna unload some bags) |
| PUTS |
| $RACE |
| FDA probing NVO for false claims in their commercials… I think we gonna see pharma shake up. |
| You're too retarded even for USB if you don't know the returns for spy and qqq the last 5-10 years. |
| Who's grandpa is this? |
| Remember, folks, don't panic tomorrow. And don't buy puts ahead of tomorrow's jobs numbers. |
| Damn KO is that safe haven we deserve? |
| Why is hood taking a shit |
| Any good day trade ideas today?\n\nI’m thinking long HOOD SHOP |
| It's hard to not hold on to SLV, considering how expensive everything is in the US... |
| Goog is back at it again\n\nOh no 100y bond, sell sell sell |
| Going green buying Micron and Seagate todayyyy |
| Why no love for U (unity) around here |
| +1% day on the nasdaq again |
| Guh. \n\nFor you. Not me. \n\nI have SLV puts. |
| There is an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says: fool me once shame ... shame... on you, ... fool me you can't get fooled again. \n(My response to MM chicanery) |
| This hasn't been a bull market for US tech stonks. Not since november. |
| stocks up\n\nshitcoins down\n\nlove to see it\n\nmaking money on both |
| amc calllssss |
| S and P down 15% lmao what stock is safe |
| Curious if anyone’s got anything on $TTAN |
| I see this comment everyday what a useless chain of words |
| You already have a bet going - MSFT to 440.0 before 16-Feb-2026 09:55 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| For the first time in my life I was intimidated and overwhelmed by all the porn available to me\n\nI just can't watch all these videos and don't have the time to watch it all\n\nSo I just yanked me pizzle and started my morning off right simply & peacefully 😌 |
| I have concluded that 4d chess is a really retarded game |
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| !banbet QQQ +4% 4d |
| I’m comparing different dividend funds for that and will leave my current growth portfolio be (still will trade around it when I can, just lack the time and focus to do it well rn.) |
| For market makers |
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| Iamma be contrarian here (especially if everyone on WSB agrees on something probably opposite will happen) and say that slowly loading up on HIMs shares might be the play this year, their other avenues of growth are coming in with menopause and self cancer testing, their disruptive medical practices where they by pass expensive shit and focus on personal care for consumers, their ability to be seen by doctor fast and have doctors on call for you is actually nice (especially spending a week in hospital and seeing my surgeon only once in two weeks and ortho comes by only for 5 minutes in the morning to look at my injury and bounces right away) I’d say I think long term they have future. This GLP-1 stuff is short term focus right now. I feel like they did it on purpose with the pill especially before their commercial for Super Bowl making them look like big pharmaceutical disruptor. Regular consumer who doesn’t follow news like WSB retards do and who is looking for cheaper alternatives might even fight for HIMs I think there is something cooking. They are multi billion dollar company with growing consumer base (not just got for weight loss but other practices). Imagine by passing insurance long wait lines and high prices to have it “catered” to you specifically, most regular people I think will jump on it as it makes things way easier. I don’t know but something doesn’t seem right with this whole set up plus FDA probing NVO for their commercials now too. I am gonna buy slowly on the way down, started with 100 shares at $17 and if it drops below I’ll buy 10 shares or so every few days for the foreseeable future. I just can’t imagine them going under and bankrupting like most people predicting here. Their moat is building network that any regular person can use that connects doctors with clients. Some might say why won’t doctors just go solo dolo by passing HIMs and judging by my doctors at cedars they have bigger shit to worry about than count for clients and try to cater to everyone easier when company sends you all the info and you go from there instead of doing all the leg work yourself. |
| Amazon needs to hit 200 again so I can load up on more shares 🚀 |
| Nothing could possibly go wrong today . No chance |
| Boss? Of Good Ship Lollipop? |
| Feels dumpy |
| I wonder where that retard that said "dOnT tRuSt tHe mOnDay rAlLy" is now and how much money he lost with his PLTR puts |
| How many jobs you got? I got 3 |
| My port was in such darkness last week that now I’m in the light I feel nothing |
| Damn, I need to start applying behind Wendy's dumpster then |
| I propose changing this subs title to "Wall Street DCF Analytic Investment Selection" |
| you dont talk about me that way! things have changed, im the boss of this family now! got it? |
| regard was here |
| Lowk these futes dropping make me more excited to buy calls… |
| Puts on what? |
| We’ll see how it opens I bought pretty far otm if it’s share worthy I’ll post the gains |
| corn also 69420 several times today |
| let's make a lot of money today |
| Ngl, I might just sell today. |
| Wasn't MU like $500 or am I thinking about SNDK? |
| Congrats overnight spy options sellers |
| There is no such thing as oversold crypto. It will keep falling until the QQQ has a bear market and then that bottoms, likely $3-5k at this rate which was the Covid low. If BTC is falling in a bull market for stocks, it will fall even more in bear market. |
| The double intoxicated fellatio condor seems to be the play for today |
| I am actually 2-0, this stupid bot didn't identify the stock hit the target on the first one.\n\n\nSo you could say I am a complete autist. |
| This is part of the plan after sinking the dollar and re-shaping trade for the US - century bonds instead of treasuries. |
| Ah, another one burned by Faggy Ds, godspeed regard |
| The liquidation event *WILL* be televised |
| Good luck to you too 🫡 |
| dont say it |
| scalp 0 dte spy options...easy if youre right |
| I dreamt of a massive payday |
| Spy 694.20, Tesla 420.69, helluva day |
| I finally realized yesterday that metals were nothing more than a meme pump and dump…they got me again |
| You bought a stuffed cat. It ain’t moving. |
| Oh wow 15% growth with a dollar constantly on the verge of nosediving.\n\nMost other global indices have almost done 15% ytd already. |
| Just keep in mind that the sectors mooning since January are sectors that typically do well at the end of a bull run |
| My crystal ball can see it dumping to 160 |
| Good luck |
| i'm like -25% on ACHR i hate this pos stock |
| should I buy wendys leaps with my life savings? |
| mu and sndk need to wake tf up |
| VXUS and chill |
| SPX options are cash settled and get preferred tax treatment. Definitely preferable for some types of trading. |
| hopium |
| DDOG hitting. Very nice numbers |
| A lot of the stocks that I watch had low volume days yesterday too |
| You’ve been spewing verbal shit this whole time. Theres something wrong with you. Make the inference. |
| btc only thing falling . as expected |
| We all are |
| Guys, MU is really really cheap. Please buy I am desperate |
| Regards please keep shouting in the void |
| Wish you said that before I sold half of my calls |
| I bought, so no |
| Bold move, Branch |
| shit that’s a lot of upvotes\n\nPUUTTSSSS |
| thank to shorting btc and long tech, i'm either making tons of $ everyday with btc short or tech longs. nuts |
| I'm not playing any ERs today, but APP tomorrow post-market should crush earnings |
| Sure would be a shame if… |
| RIP. This is why I don't play earnings. From now on I only intraday trade. Too much volatility at opening, closing, and earnings. |
| Is fucking MU going back up |
| >S&P GLOBAL SHARES EXTEND LOSSES TO DROP AS MUCH AS 12%\n\nCEO OF SPY FUCKED UP - THEY WILL PUMP IT TODAY |
| I don’t even trade, this came up on my feed, and you’ve made me feel sick |
| When will AMD reach 250 again, I need exit liquidity |
| You are asking for what is a guaranteed 5% gain in a day. Lmfao dude on spot trader that is not easy to do. |
| Tech is trading in a range since October 25. Only broad market strenght and rotation is holding Nasdaq up. I think Nvidia earnings will be a huge sell off event approaching |
| IBRX |
| 🪦 |
| I bought a leap, expiring Jan 15 2027. Then shares as well. Personally think there’s a lot of value in both |
| It’s awesome. I’m actually using it as of yesterday to guide building a new self-sustaining port for the next couple of years. |
| Until the government renounces all debt bonds and treasuries to restart. Fucking Bancor. |
| No one I know is complaining they are losing too much weight on a weight loss pill 🤣 \n\nViking would have sold for more money than Metsera. Thats the real reason it wasn’t the target. |
| hating Indians? how churchill of you |
| How’s that work? |
| ahaha oops sorry im regarded |
| What do you mean you didn't think the chain would be that bad? You can literally check how liquid the chain is before you ever trade it. Ive read pretty far down in the comments and ive gotta call bullshit. You say you trade millions of dollars a year. Hundreds of thousands of contracts a month. Yet you dont think to check how much OI or volume is in the options chain? Im calling bullshit on your whole story because thats the most rookie or noob mistake anyone can make, ever. |
| So funny I actually ate Taco Bell for dinner last night |
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| He never said which 90 days! |
| Assemble regards |
| !banbet SLV 100 72h |
| Agree |
| Thanks, I am thinking along those lines, as I want to hold and hold. I wonder what would be the correct proportion to hold and exercise / rotate into other leaps as I have never been on this situation. |
| A man will convince himself of many falsehoods just to pretend his options will print |
| Novo has pills, LLy don’t. That doesn’t suck. |
| You ok bruh |
| I'd wait for volume to try up and let institutions finish dumping. I don't think this thing is going to V anytime soon |
| LMAO |
| And I'm the bear |
| TSLA 420.69 |
| Yo I have 2k to spot trade need to made like 100$ what do I buy |
| OH WAITER!! MORE BREAD AND CIRCUS PLEASE!!! |
| What is dead may never die |
| These are the posts that fuel me. Pure retardium 🤌 |
| stupid bear |
| I’m waiting for the CNBC headlines like “Markets rally 300 points on regarded WSB sentiment” “Dow plunges 800 points led by excessive loss porn among the WSB traders” |
| I'm sorry you bought after a ridiculous run. |
| Puts on RDDT, too many indians on the site now |
| You already have a bet going - GOOGL to 300.0 before 28-Feb-2026 10:30 AM -05 |
| !banbet SLV 90 48h |
| Ferrari ticker should be RARI |
| And just like that, my calls are cooked |
| You did very very well here. Post the gains! |
| I think it pops on the #’s but then goes right back to trading with BTC |
| How exactly does an LLM advance biotech? |
| +10% day incoming |
| I picked some up Friday. I’ll average down and hold until I’m 90 if I have to that gap is going to fill. |
| Sopranos? |
| Shopify has been pumping the last few days and going crazy PM, anyone playing earnings? |
| This OSCR pump better hold so I can unload my bags. |
| His anus is definitely bleeding. |
| This Mu pullback is bullshit. Nothing has changed. Samsung is releasing next gen memory? Who the fuck cares, any and all memory has been and will be sold out instantly for the foreseeable future. I'm buying this dip (the exact bottom, too, watch how it's done) ((actually, I have exactly 378 dollar of cash left over, so I will buy 1 (one) share of $MU if it dips to 378.)) |
| Tsla never gonna leave 420-440 range absolutely the most propped piece of shit stock on the entire tape. |
| Why is it always Mark your words? \n\nWhy can’t we Steve or Glenn your words sometimes? \n\nWho gives a fuck about mark? |
| oscr -14% -> +10% in an hour |
| Inflation is back in a big way |
| Upgrades due to banking deals, they are fake but they also will keep buying the stock, so Calls |
| Never was |
| Definitely buy and hold before it jumps |
| What's the ticker? I put amzn the piece of shit and getting nothing |
| We will just chop until NVDA earnings. Dont blow your account |
| Even if you're right, the new CEO isn't necessarily incentivized to shift the narrative to good news yet. He might have a couple more quarters of "look at the terrible mess the old guy put me in, this is going to be sooooo challenging" before he transitions to "I just pulled off the turnaround of the millennium." |
| lol |
| It’s been flat for days…once big tech earnings are done money will flow in as it’s the easy big value play |
| It’s ok he hid the realized profits so it’s all good! |
| I also don't live there anymore lol |
| Oh there's no limit to nukes anymore? Okay. Completely fine and normal. |
| Rinse. Repeat. |
| Dog it’s been up 22% when the market is flat |
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| 🎶do do do dododo do do do excellent🎵 |
| 😭 |
| The CEO of Lilly said people need to temper their AI expectations for biotech and drug discovery. He said in ~10 years AI will help speed up the process from drug research to shelf will go from 15 years to about 12 years lmfao |
| 50’s soon |
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| !banbet SLV 77 24h |
| Problem is people get suicided if they cure a disease |
| Puts then |
| All of my favorites blew up my port the last 4 months so now I don’t trust anyone. |
| I've been thinking that about Biotech for 5 years now and my returns are not great. |
| TECH RALLY IN S&P 500 SET TO RESUME\n\nCapital Economics says the tech-led S&P 500 rally should regain momentum after a weak start to the year. Recent losses reflect AI spending concerns and geopolitical tensions, but earnings have been strong, with many tech firms posting double-digit growth.\n\nThe firm expects earnings to keep rising and maintains its end-2026 S&P 500 target of 8,000, arguing the rally remains fundamentally supported. |
| No money in cures |
| It's that sorta general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. |
| Was on fox yesterday and started sweating because he could not answer any of the pertinent questions |
| They’ve been evacuating for the last 45 years |
| Hmmmm boy, are you fat |
| I’m going to flip a coin, just to realize I choose the wrong direction after all hahahah |
| Not sure, whenever the manager shows up to take over the drive-thru & let him clock out for break. |
| I for one is still waiting for 90 deals in 90 days promise to come true cause I am gullible like that |
| How high is Ferrari going today? |
| QQQ calls at open. Always works. No different today |
| RIP silver yet again. |
| do you wet the bed? if not, are you willing to learn how? |
| mark my words\n\nNVDA WILL hit 206 |
| Just not American ones |
| Agreed |
| *’Ok grandpa, back to bed now..’* |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/MD_Peds made a bet that MSFT would go to 416.0 within **1 week** when it was 402.81 and it did, congrats autist.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Good time to buy some HIMS calls? Can it go any lower? |
| All countries ordering evacuations from Iran but talks going well |
| we might never see a red day again (that doesn't reverse within 2 business days) |
| cmon mu don’t do this to me |
| I bought in at 125 last week fully in |
| 70k by 930 |
| We should have this as an historical sentence that should remain forever in our minds |
| Dead stock. |
| Buy TSLA 435 calls… it will go up $`18 dollars at some point this morning |
| Sometimes the best thing to do is nothing |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| $SHOP heating up. A loooong way to run before back at ATH |
| ASTS drop some news !! |
| If it keeps going, we can donate you some bread and butter brotha! 😉 |
| So you’re going to load puts, in case everyone else loads puts but really the move is calls? Or are you going to load calls because everyone else is thinking puts and the market is going to try to trick everyone with a pump? |
| One thing I’ve learned in my last 10 or so years of trading - don’t try and catch falling knife’s. |
| Spotify used to be a $800 stock. Many stocks are down nearly 50%.\n\n\nWe are likely in a slow demolition crash and many are unaware. \n\n\nOnce we hit bottom, go all on biotech. Ai will rapidly advance it. We could be curing diseases left and right. |
| Not many people here talking about NBIS. I think this might actually work |
| 30% here, fellow regard. |
| Yeah next time. 2026 seems like another massive investing year for amzn. Harvest not until later so my leaps aren’t good anymore |
| Silvtards in shambles |
| Last year MU was my most profitable stock and this year will be my worst |
| Who? |
| Anyone seen the economic calendar for today? Thoughts? |
| Most bers don’t really want to 🪢, they just want the pain to go away. If you recognize a ber who’s struggling, let them know there’s help. Have them dial 1 (800) BUY-CALLS |
| Thank you for your cervix |
| They’ll double beat bigly for sure but it might lead to a -18% for no particular reason |
| Lol more like 120 |
| Awaiting with bated breath. |
| What you gonna buy then? Shares? |
| $UMAC |
| Wrong…Go ask ChatGpt powered by Nvidia gpu and it will tell you why. |
| I…I…I’m a filthy sinner 😒 |
| 🙏 |
| That's a mighty fine rug you have there sir... |
| $ALAB to $220 after earnings 🚀 |
| Favorite stock ticker? SCHD |
| They can and will. GPT hallucinating again… |
| Probably Canada or EU. Good morning |
| "Average WSBer doing 5 mins of DD"\n\nThat seems like a lot. Probably closer to a quick glance. |
| You could go big in shorting it too |
| Talks going well with China, talks going well with Iran, talks going well with Greenland. We’re back to pumping on talking about talks, gg bers |
| At least my poop is low IV |
| would be hilarious if employment is *BOOMING*🫴 |
| So many expecting crypto to rebound or a new cycle. This time is truly over, the end. |
| Yea I guess but it’s hard to look at this that way, I lost last week 25k on Shopify stock.. the stock up big time this two days I almost breakeven but I don’t see it as a win |
| Reasonable. Probably 50/50 odds |
| Because TSLA is always up |
| Buying 700 calls just so it won't |
| Sell these on a rip, wait for a pullback and buy back into Jan 27 leaps regard |
| I've yet to meet anyone who got a bidet and later went "you know what, I'm going back to spreading the shit around my asshole with paper instead of cleaning it off with water" |
| Playing with your own poop |
| RDDT moon shot this week frfr |
| yup btc dumping as stocks rise. still short, not taking profits at all |
| https://preview.redd.it/9677j2o4unig1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e284ad17c901b367018687fc8e24830fda0ce847\n\nHLeqrXA4ctFxq2nRgcQPeKGnRaXUweSgAP32GhwRpump |
| Check AMZN the piece of shit |
| They are cooked. Long NVO |
| NFLX 🙏🏻 |
| Lol, actually played Tesla calls yesterday, i cant get too greedy |
| DDOG at 135 |
| If mu hits 365 i’m remortgaging my house for call spreads |
| Repent your filthy sins |
| Why is shitty TSLA up |
| I need MSFT to hit 550 by lunch today |
| Which one of you is Tai Lopez |
| Apparently MU gives out their products to other companies for free and only Nvidia will pay |
| Favorite P🌟? Alina Lopez |
| Someone told me this is donkey porn so here ya go:\n\nhttps://youtu.be/F5GO6JwzfkY |
| How is shop looking for tmr? Calls or puts? |
| JFC, I woke up.... and I am deep ITM with my \~570 MFG calls. I am livid. Some serious life-changing gains are coming my way. Yet... objectively.... I think I will fkn double down... because the fundamental reasons for which I bought are just starting to show up.\n\n900% up. Still have until April 2026. My god. |
| Gonna get wrecked pre market damn |
| Went full port yesterday so it'll probably dump again |
| Sucks to suck |
| I really don’t see any reason for the stonks to go down. This is why i will probably get some weekly puts today 🙂 |
| Sell SPOT at opening bell? |
| Crucial? |
| DDOG is my dog. LFG!!! |
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| what if, after all that pattern, most people think like you? |
| At these levels RDDT basically a value play |
| Minami Aizawa 😳 |
| High confidence in spy 700 in this thread. You know they’re not letting it happen right? |
| $RDDT oversold gap at $205. |
| MacHead who uses Ms Office. Many of us to bc Google and Apple productivity apps suck. |
| Believe it or not, TSLA |
| ?? It’s barely green |
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| i’ve just searched the comments and found no mention of MSFT yet. so let me be the first, PUMP PUMP PUMP BABY 🚀 |
| Abella Danger |
| Nah |
| 🤣 |
| I don’t even know what to buy anymore 😔 |
| Damn I hope rklb doesnt go back down to 50 |
| Hey, when you've gotten bitch slapped to the tune of $175k over the last decade when you could have done nothing and tripled it.. a win is a win🤣 |
| Goodwill from who? Like how much money do you think Crucial was generating for them? It’s a well run company historically and I have a feeling they have a better idea about not putting effort into making consumer products than you do. |
| Yup |
| Moon |
| I'm in the mood for porn. Who's the best emerging star nowadays? |
| I have some bad news for you |
| don’t hold through earnings it’s really not worth it they’ll kill IV even if it moves your direction |
| You've thought a lot about this. |
| Because I bought. Sorry. |
| They sold all 19? |
| Netflix limit buy at 79 |
| Witnessing trust fund babies realize they ain't as smart as they think is good entertainment. |
| Gets him ready for a toss salad… |
| Long Dong Silver |
| TSLA does not deserve to have a single green day ever again |
| Couldn't sleep last night. Worrying about Cathie Gurthrie 😦 |
| Called it. MMs have fucked so many people over that they have multiple Ferraris on order at once. So many in fact, that Ferrari is sold out of new cars until 2027. |
| KO dip |
| I am in only for 🍿 |
| Very slow that its actually concerning |
| RemindMe! 28 days |
| I feel like I’m playing with fire with $1.7k in hood calls 😩 |
| All based on alleged rumors from a Korean news source that often lies. |
| $ndx 25,420c |
| Wowee, the Silver margin borrowing rate went up around 40% overnight. I think here is when we start to see some cascading liquidations. |
| I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as bad as I ever was. |
| Not a 0DTE but hood 90c |
| 3029 |
| Stfu |
| Because there's a bunch of retirees on here that made their bag decades ago. \n\n\nPlus, a regular casino doesn't feel as good as hitting a $50k 0dte. |
| unfortunately, my best is like -30% with paperhands |
| 🚽 |
| Honestly going all I'm on zero dte calls on a meteor destroying us all. I hope you all burn with me. Wish I could say it's been a pleasure, or even tolerable. |
| Spy $700 today lads |
| GLXY 19 |
| Season 2 is the best but 4 is completely lost my interest |
| It's not any less gay than touching your crack with your hand in the shower. |
| That's what makes this place the best |
| Hospitals, I guess. They’re all in danger of closing due to the 🤡s actions. |
| seems slow this morning volume wise |
| Ah yes, HIMS falling pre-market with 1/2000 of yesterday trading volume. \n\nI better sell all the calls yes nice drop effort lads |
| Now we are finding the top, these products launch, retail YOLO’s market dips. Smart money uses for increased long exposure. |
| Ooh maybe not, they are coming back up |
| DDOG… blows out earnings.. |
| It looks pretty |
| where do you think im from you nonce |
| Why does Jensen hate US companies? |
| lol |
| 😎 |
| Watch once you sold, it will drop like a motherfucker |
| Spy $700c calls |
| You really like that water jingling your asshole huh? |
| Oh I would hold… I love the name |
| MU shot themselves in the foot by exiting retail, they lost a lot of goodwill. Hope Samsung drives them out of existence. |
| Yeah this was my first and it’s looking pretty good (made on Friday) |
| so far |
| Willing to blow 10K on a 0dte at open for a potential 10 bagger, what's the degen play? |
| Lmao |
| Even if it rises 20% its still only break even for me |
| I believe mostly flat today and tomorrow before touching 697-698 and taking a dive back to 680 Friday into Tuesday. |
| I have 2028 leaps, surely they can get to atleast 120 right? |
| You already have a bet going - U to 30.270000000000003 before 12-Feb-2026 03:37 PM -05 |
| Every single stock in the last year has crashed upon earnings beat and PT upgrade. It’s like they are all scared of success now. |
| Let’s get another round of 🌽 flushing for the fellas |
| !banbet |
| 8am |
| “Hey guys, check **this** out!”\n\n*Proceeds to copy and paste the same cell in the strategy meeting spreadsheet over and over to thunderous applause.* |
| Is 🌽 peeking into the abyss again 🤔 |
| I will join you in this endeavor, so stupid it can’t possibly go tits up |