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Kim Jong Un is pure aura. He’s the only fat guy in North Korea. Citizens cheer for him like WII sports characters. And get food welfare every year by threatening war with South Korea.
Sold my SPX6780C calls so it will likely continue to rip, but happy to collect some quick profits.
Thank you for your service
Calls an hour to 90 minutes after market opens*
Believe it or not,\n\nPuts \n
No alarms and no surprises, please
corn about to decouple
Sounds like a bear trap to me
By 684 today EOD
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
When it all stops being fake and gay and makes a little sense again?
Mine has also had MTDR and Target. Target +5% no dip wtf?
MSFT 400p p p p printed 🥳🥳\n\nWill ride this 400>395 train up and down all month i guess
Bro just go enjoy your day
I hope mango opens a big golf course where Iran used to be. \n\nIt might be hard to find grass but if we can’t build a golf course in Iran no one is terraforming mars.\n
Lol mu is down 7% . If you are in margin, you gotta factor downside lmao 😂
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Plunge protection team spending billions to try to get qqq to 600
98k realised loss is crazy
chilling with PYPL calls
Puts at close and calls at open type of week
Dude what if it’s Iraq 2.0 an we get mega fucked
If you think goods and services are expensive now.....just go take a dump and check back later.
How does one invest in Qatar Airways? I feel like now is a good time.
#Bol are too stupid LMAO🤌
just delete the app
any links to DD about $DXY?
Lowest low of the week so far
Too late it’s already priced in … look at the run up since  when it first started negotiations…
It was like -2%. And my calls at the bottom are looking pretty good now.
Nivida is less risky then spy at this point
Million account. Not small. Ytd is 20k lost. Im not yolo like most people here
🚀🚀🚀\n\nbers getting shot rn
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MSFT SAFE HAVEN
!banbet APP $435 3d
More efficiently? Why do you think $160 is more efficient than $150? Why do you think May is more efficient than June? If you don't have an actual answer to these questions, nobody can really help you except throwing another dart at the board and seeing where it lands.
Did you buy it
Damn should have bought some AVAV calls at close yesterday.
I didn't look at my port today. ...kinda scared to.
***IN WHAT CHAMP?***
ending flat
Every country which Iran bombed will retaliate. They are done
Get the mission accomplished banners out and we’ll go straight vertical
Waffle House in Iran is still open, so not that serious.
Seemed like a good idea at the time...
Any reason for ASML being particularly shafted?
Don't think NK is religious enough for them to matter
Volume on this V suggests exit liquidity...
Kind of them to allow another short entry, i suggest you take it
WSB is a WMD
I’m green somehow now lfg
I bought puts at 670 you are welcome buls
Bingo, straight state sanctioned theivery. If the Federal Reserve was not stealing everyone's option premium here they would literally have went insolvent LOL.\n\nYour financial system is so fragile that a little 5% move down from a fake giga rally ATH is enough to cause liquidity issues. Imagine not full porting metals here.
# JUST BOUGHT AN SPXW 0DTE CALL. THANK ME LATER BEARS.
Upon first review in minutes of looking, the vix/ovx ratio shows compared to past war/oil vol periods, this move has only just begun. Currently sitting at a .33 with past spikes reaching .75-1. The key tell on all previous spikes and Volatility was a large body candle with a large up wick which seems to accurately mark all the tops. (Oil vol top, equity market bottom)
Cope alert 🚨
I thought it was straight of Hormuz, not gay of Hormuz.
🤞🤞🤞
This, on face, seems like a financial disaster waiting to happen. Do Citibank and BoA really think they will make money off of this? Does Redbird (UAE, essentially) think they will get their money back?
IV crush can be brutal at times
Saudi Arabia & UAE set to attack Iran\n\nFrance & Britian are sending warships\n\nThis skirmish will not last much longer
I was happier for the bers than the bers were for themselves…\n\nWhen will you ne’er-do-wells be satisfied?
XOMEGALUL
Huh?
"This is the moment for the American fracker." Who up fracking they wells?
Yup. Mongo nvda googl. Wiped out all gain this yr. Ytd lost about 20k. Million account though. Not small account per Reddit
I’ll have a huge drop at open with a V later in the day. Daring today aren’t we?
You can have nukes so long as you aren’t Muslim and have oil
lol this
Oh we mooning?!?
If meta can be green so can nvidia
Sell more. I want bigger discounts.
I just bought em lol
We are going to recover… until some oil refineries or data centers are hit again and then it’s total chaos
Green by close
whats her of
Why cashflow and bearhunter so quiet today?
As the saying goes.. "ya win some, ya lose more"
678 incoming
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TQQQ up 3.5% since I bought it this morning 😜
Rip
Knew should have held a bit longer but at least I made my losses back for the day and then some
Aaaand I’m out 😇
Sell dip buy the run
give it an hour...we going green fella's
Averaged down from 90 cent 680 0dtes.\n\nJust sold em for a cool $43 profit.
#Entering CALLS LETS GOOOO
ASTS TO THE FUCKING MOON!!!
That title is messed up
Idk what’s happening but I like it
I have a whole port of infuriating stocks. : (
BX looking chunky. Is Blackstone going to keep going down? LOL\n\n\nSitting at a 4% divi right now at this price. That's better than CDs and longterm Blackstone going bankrupt? Lol
Oh wow, go look at that $DXY chart
Bulls celebrating -1.4% instead of -1.7% 💀💀💀
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You’re welcome, I sold my calls for this
!banbet $spy 700 3d
Do I want to believe this pump? Hell yeah\n\nDo I close my SPX puts? OH HELL NAWH
!Banbet NVDA 185 1d
Ok John loc
Spoof it harder. Green EOD
We beat inflation FOREVER
how much did you lose buying puts at the bottom
Starting a regional war is a little different than retracting persona tariff threats. It’s not really up to him at this point
Feels like everything is set to crash a certain amount and the things that already did aren't going anywhere, or even up (ASTS, avav).\n\nUh and target and Costco dgaf
BTFD on Google whenever it is under $300
I've tried this, but I always get beat up by the homeless people who live around the corner store that sells the lottery tickets.
It was nice to do my monthly contribution to my boomer stuff at the lows this morning
Luckily sold my puts earlier. Would like for vix to go down now a bit so that it makes sense to reload puts before close.
RSI getting low too, $686 coming in a day or two 👀
Genuinely what the fuck
You're too focused on immediate monetary value and kiss the point. They know this isn't a great financial move (at least not directly), they're buying more propaganda outlets. They'll get bailed out if need be.
👍
same boat brother. 679 after the initial dip
Green eod
Grats
A5 miyazaki wagyu BMS 12 grade cope and retardation coming outta some of yall
good one. why is it in quotes?
Yes. What else you wanna hear? You're handsome. You have big pp. Your wife loves you.
So dip buyers never lose?
Congrats!
BND, GLD, VTI, VXUS all down in my portfolio today. But PINS is ripping. Who would have thought PINS would be my safe haven.
Kim Jong Un lowkey genius.\n\nMf sitting on real nukes daring someone to test them.
Imagine being Iran\n\nFunding Russias War\n\nWhen they need help - Russia is like Susan Collins “worried”\n
yeah, I’ll stop immediately
we gonna rip up for the rest of the day
Bers are demanding for circuit breaker upside 🤣🤣
Where Nvidia 180 gng
I’ve doubled my Roth ira in 2 weeks LETS GOOOOO
She’s a 10 but her ex is from Florida
Trying to figure this out now
And yet, the volume is fucking insane.
Sold waiting for 10 straight Green Day’s to buy back . Retail has about 1-2% of stock ownership btw
naked covered you say?
Think gold 18 months ago
We are fuckin V'ing \n\nLet's go boyz!
Here comes the V, right on schedule
Oh wow, look at moneybags over here.
Qqq $1 from my massive calls strike 👽
This is it. The last 32 years was just a big bull trap. Starting from March 2026, the next multiple decades will be straight down. Your grandkids will see SPY back in double digits.\n\nBull is fuck.
I tell ppl PTON is good and they make fun of me while buying silver. Lesson in that
Nah Apple and Netflix pay basically double what you'd make working at WB or Paramount. If you are elite level tech talent you've already left for Netflix.
God my 6785 calls would be so fucking green right now, if I hadn’t bought them at open 😭
Nothing ever happens
Green at EOD would be so funny
They’re DRINKING the OIL!
Is that a V I see?
Butcoin 🚀
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
# 🚨 BULL TRAP alert 🚨
So it's going to crash?
Is it too much to ask 693
He probably lost about 20%
Somebody knew I was quitting the stock market today and had to liquidate my last $1600
Buying META calls on dips is my roman empire.
The future of the lean hog market looks grim
Betteryou liquidate than having them do it.
See you after lunch
There is actually no way WHAT
So over it... So fucking over it bro.
Backed by quasi-friendly nations. What a thing to be beholden to.
No shit. 🤣 Look at all the double passport holders in the government. 😬
My pp goes from .5 in to 3 in which is like 600% but 100% likely when we hit SPY 680 today
“Everyone freak the fuck out it’s over sell everything” - Warren Buffet
Msft too
I would be worse than homeless
My only rationale, is that the market sales for oil is done in dollars, and those petro-dollars are in demand right now to to try to acquire *any* oil that *anyone* is willing to sell, given how long this strait closure could last.\n\nThat would explain the broad sell-off across asset classes.\n\nAfter that all calms down, I could see precious metals popping back up again, as the other, long-term, 5-6 narratives driving it really haven't gone away at all.\n\nI've got about 100k ready to DCA on my miner stocks once this looks like we've found a bottom.
Gotta flush this bitch out for the final push to ATH before we all go broke next year.
Dude my strat is play hava nagila on loop all day while trading im up 80% since I started
btc green spy still fucking down 1,5%
Everyone's banking on the US becoming a de-facto dictatorship. When it does, every company that didn't trip over its own legs to become part of the State Media will cease to exist, or be broken into pieces and handed over to the friends of the Holy God King.\n\nSo it'll make a lot of money because only Paramount will exist.
It's a piece of shit stock, agree
We’re still fucking rallying what the fuck
you think it’s us? retail is buying the dip/ exit liquidity
Saw here yesterday people saying 7/7 times the war month was green. Is that true?
im hard
Even if TACO holds true, I think it's a bit late to expect the oil to start flowing again immediately through the strait at this point
Fed governor Williams soothing the markets by sounding like there's an adult in the room\n\nDespite all we've done to him, JPow has not abandoned us
Terrible timing
WHY IS THE DOW NOT 50K
Ugh my cost basis is 24 I need help
You lost 98k realised???
Among other 'freudian slips' including going 'oopsie poopsie musky helped with my puter' about the 2024 election.
Same
Gambler's market. Risk-off. No volume. Closing the app.
There are only 3 certainties in life: \n\n1. Death\n\n2. Taxes\n\n3, The complete and utter collapse of VIX
A drop from 670 to 660 right now would literally eradicate the western world and causing large scale financial system collapse LMAO
Do it
U perking up. We are in strange days.
UAE is now involved in the war
That crushing feeling when you watch the option you sold for a loss shoot up 200% in less than 30 min later
USA! USA! Get those communists in Iranistan
Fake pump, destroy puts, drill after hours and premarket, pump on command after everyone loads puts, rinse and repeat, hope they rot from the inside out
Any good theta gang plays?
Yes. It all makes sense!\n\n🤡\n
Mine shows this at the top of my Capital One app. What the hell is that supposed to mean?
These are mostly SPY?
bears..
Any play you make now is just going to make you exit liquidity for the people who knew beforehand
LMFAOOOO BERS THOUGHT A THIRD WORLD “COUNTRY” WOULD ACTUALLY TAKE DOWN THE MARKETS 😴
Getting V'd so hard
Yes.. where do u think the money for warfare is coming from ? War is never free . By the time this is over , America will be totally broke and in a trillion dollar war deficit while trump fills his own pocket .
MSFT is green? yeah right, do they think im an idiot
To those of you who bought puts this morning...I salute you!
At least we've established that microsoft has well and truly bottomed because if it can be green on a day like today it's definitely not dropping any further
Does anyone have any technical analysis on Sofi
I don't know if I hold a stock more infuriating than ONDS.
Everything is red except for SoFI\n\nUnhinged and unapologetic autism \n
Getting strong 2022 vibes! Going to roll my puts out in exp and down in strikes when I reload later today. If/when I play calls they will be ATM and shorter duration. Trying to minimize premium cost. And have a hair trigger on those calls.\n\nGoing all in cash has dropped my blood pressure measurably.\n\nExactly how I did it in 2022.\n\nEdit: Targeting VIX in the low 20s to reload
Starting to feel like we’re governed by another smaller country
MMs dump at open then retail buys lol how long can this continue
Fuck Burry and his Adobe
Higher highs baby let’s keep this thing pumping
Hello 676. Goodbye 676
Bruh how much net worth do you have?
Damn they were really after my baby oil I mean oil stocks this morning.
It was but u guess im not allowed to have it since i got downvoted to hell lol!😂
google to 260 then full port
What a beautiful buying opportunity today way
Ty for your sacrifice
Feeling scared! My RH margin call notification is popping up every 15 min! I am broke! I can't deposit any money! Dissolve my positions already!
This war could have been an email.
Imagine choosing ONDS over RCAT
Im sure there’s a Discord for that
No it’s joke but I’m sure some are
LMFAO NO WAY. IMAGINE IF WE END GREEN LMFAO.
A drop from 690 to 600 is only 13% \n\nAnd it would make you all homeless LMAO
Can you do it Budd Dwyer style and have someone post it here?
They've discovered I've been selling naked ADBE calls
So USA owns putin and ordered him to attack Ukraine?
What the fuck is wrong with everyone buying today
my non-trader friend called me a regard for buying calls...
Same but $16 my odds are much higher
bear turned bull today. i ain’t gonna lie
CRWD is the new gold, act accordingly
Fuking shit day. Just sold everything. Need to calm down a bit. Took 98k lost today. Every single trade is the opposite of what its supposed to do.
CIRCLE ❤️
too retarded to understand this, so how much are you up today?
One neverending mess into another for a century round these parts
F, time to find some conspiracy theories.
Hey hey 👏👏 ho ho 👏👏 every red dildo is to be bought 👏👏 hey hey 👏👏 ho ho 👏👏
Bears in full panic as we speak.
I kinda wanna do my port right now\n\n40% Amazon\n\n40% goog\n\n20% Apple \n
We really gonna end green today lmao 🤌🤌🤌
Id bust
BEARS ARE SO GAY 😂😂😂😂😂
I also sold my OpenDoor shares to cover an account deficit 🫡
It hit 28 close enough
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MSFT being the only thing green in my port
Get it through you thick skull, IT ONLY GOES UP
I mean not bad since they are expiring EOW
SOFI 💪
When the VIX hits 30 that’s when you buy btw
Another flat day with extra steps
Oh absolutely, its just funny that today people are remembering that haha
If this turns out to be a bull trap, am going to the manager
Of course Nvidia and Apple gonna be the cunts
Next keg up 680
Soon we’re all gonna be able to publish a book called “Making money in a market where SPY is always between 670 and 690”
Oh lord, you've been holding that bag for a while. F in chat
Short LMAT 🩸🩸🩸
When lunch
Empty the prisons in iran if nothing else for pure entertainment. Imagine diddy rolling up to the frontline
when was the last time we pumped AFTER open? feels lik months ago
Play the actual lottery
This market is insane
Godspeed regard. I too sold around $6 in December with a $10 cost basis. So glad to be free of those bags despite the loss.
Loaded nvdl today
Everything going up. Feels like yesterday. And we ended greenish
I am regarded, someone please brosplain me: Does this mean OP has to find $297,500 to give to Robinhood?
Great now we got the Houthis threatening another Strait (Mandab) if Saudi engages in any way... which they are likely to do to some extent... this whole thing is about to get insanely messy.\n\n
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Very clean technical batman signal on Spy
My left leg is sticky all the way down to my sock
U want believe this but profitability is bearish
7% profit on that recovery, guess I'll sit out the rest of the day
I can barely hold my actual shit. Leaked a little today during class.
Big ask
The market is rational and healthy
Pls 🙏
Imagine the gall required to have such a garbage financial system, literally send out messages that the Fed Reserve is having issues with liquidity right now, and then try to force silver/gold down that same day as if the entire thinking population is not full porting the metals to hide from this upcoming banking system collapse.
You are 100% right, but remember only us poor people are allowed to make bad investments. Rich people cant lose.
SPY “community member” now
Inverse me
Why tf is ADBE ripping 💀
I appreciate it brother
I have not seen the color green outside of my toilet since January
I can feel the v coming
Bols are so hype in here you know it’s about to drop 5 dollars
It kinda makes sense that the market has to be propped up through this. This war is going to be the most unpopular thing. The market is down on the year and flat for the last 5+ months. A negative/further down market that affects rich people money would be a death spiral for this shitty administration
U missed it by an hour
Was such an obvious bottom idk why I only bought 1 call 🤡
I’m impressed that you are so passionate about something. Unfortunately it’s dicks, but it moves me to see you love something so much.
In Japanese, "mu" means "nothing", which is the price this is going to.
Fu
I need to turn $15 into $100k by market close tomorrow. How do I do?
Volatility junkies been rocking a hard-on since opening bell\n\nThis is THE gambler's market
NO BUT I AM AN EXPERT IN BUTT SEX
Dude way too late lol come on. Last couple weeks was the time to open some longs on crude futures not xom
IV crush
I use an EMA plot not sure which is the 200 but my levels are 586 and 545.
Nvda gonna rip faces the next 3 weeks
my bullish balls are tickling right now. Feeling green. let’s go
I don't k now who needs to hear this but you don't chase puts with VIX at 30
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Bye the dip.
Yeah, buyers.
Damn depending on timing that was a great decision. I sold half and bought MSTR calls, but I should’ve sold all and sat on cash tbh
You are now a moderator of r/pumping
You really think oil prices will remain high until May?
Things over there must be calming down and resolving themselves /s
You should have bought the ex-US dip you regards
Imagine being this fucking retarded and drinking this much koolaid LMAO
SLV and GLD can you please wait I need to buy, markets closed here 😢
MU PLEASE 🥺
If this can end at 681+....ill touch myself. Emphatically.
Fuck my shit UP. What I get for trying to trade when I’m too busy lol
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There's retards on here ... then there's you.
Makes me suspect the calls I bought at 672 are still worth less then what I got them for
Bears got greedy
This is the greatest market for trading in my 43yrs of trading. Never have there been such insane swings for years now, ever since COVID basically
Yes they do
Made a quick 400 on calls and now im done cuz dumb pdt
Made good money on puts, but got out of my calls after that first bump when it started dipping again. Fuck if only I knew lol
Most obvious bull trap in a while
Breaktime looking over, belt going back to ass
Yay made about 60 bucks scalping 0DTe but I used my last day trade. This isn’t fair! They need to hurry and rid of that rule.
This. Is. Why. You. Cannot. Hold. Shit. In. This. Market. \n\nLmao
That just means you still live in reality.
US remembered they could just rig the market. GG bears.
Or Call me, also works. ) Me as in Blondi, not myself).
Well, that’s one way to do it.
Bitcoin climbing and yet data center/miners are still getting crushed lmao good shit
Back to 695 lmao
If this shit ends flat like yesterday i'm gonna kys
Son im criing 😭
More leverage with midcaps at the moment, since they have lower PE's
Bers sweathing rn
Once in my trading life I'd like to see 100  0dte calls hit strike.. is it today? 🥲
Yes, I’m aware of that. Is there anything else because of the war start over the weekend and yesterday, it was green.
Cheers to PLUG! Dicking all over the market today
My TP is broken could someone please just lmk exactly where the 200d sma for qqq is at this moment. Please?
DONT WORRY CANADA, WE’LL LIBERATE YALL NEXT! DONT WORRY, YOURE GONNA WIN SOME MORE! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
I’m not sure that would cover their debt servicing costs and existing year on year losses.
It was a sarcastic suggestion of what will the government say to bail them out tism anon my beloved
Yeah seems like our posts were right at the beginning of the V lol
All I'm buying is MNST atm
u/sck178 bought puts? ... Pump it
It’s becoming clear that there are greater forces that are preventing sustained selling pressure. It makes sense since this administration’s only selling point is the stock market’s performance lmao
Annnd Hormuz was priced in, we good on 670 support
I've been getting pissed cause I do the right play but close out at the wrong time. I would have made so much money already this year if I wasn't a pussy.
man the worst thing is waiting with cash not buying calls then finally deciding to buy, then spy drops -2% the next day and then recovers +2% so now ure even instead of just being up, so you double down and then they drop -2% again lol..
Kept shorting QQQ around 598.1, what a deal.
Can’t believe I sold my puts at the bottom and bought calls. Is this real life
SOLD MSFT RIGHT BEFORE IT V’d I BELONG HERE ⛳️
$680 0DTE Calls more than doubled on that pump. Thx Mr Market
Shrek
Is that the only thing?
why do we need the Hormuz? just use AI lmao.
Dip buyers will be rewarded.  Just not sure when.  Some companies have been beaten so hard they are an incredible value
Can international ETFs resume the pumping
sure..
only a bull would write this
I’m supposed to believe in a market crash while BTC rises gtfo u pussies
lmao holy shit Rubio just said we attacked Iran because we had intel that they were going to be attacked and would retaliate. I don't even think he's giving us bullshit. all Bibi has to do is threaten nukes and we'll leap to go do his bidding like his trained attack dog. jesus piss-chugging christ
Some of you have been waiting for this pullback for a while but you will chicken out and talk yourselves out of doing what you wanted to do all along
Bro don’t tell me you’re not holding Flux Capacitors Inc. smh
Dude what news are you watching. USA is fucking destroyed, internally and in the middle east. Because of false flag attacks in Saudi and Qatar, they are losing the middle east allies. Iran is depleting the USA Anti air defense so bad that they are planning on moving their Air Defense systems from Asia to the middle east. Its a complete shit show and they are panicking.
GREEN EOD🚀🚀🚀🚀
MSFT is actually green
SPY 700 .. we are so back
If we end on green I will shit my pants
Too late buddy
amazing 6 dollar pump lmfao
Everyone said calls no one listened
If you’re not buying CRWD right now idk what you’re doing. At least buy shares in your grown up account
So they shouldn’t have been given the loan?
Are we gonna fill the gap? Can we see 688 today
Stock market always goes up or somethign
fuck yeah baby bought the MDB dip and flipped a quick 9%
Thats what they should do, but when you take into account the fact that all of that is mostly rich pedophile money... yea not gunna happen.
They r cooked tho
fight little spy fighttt
today was just pricing in the hormuz strait closing since yesterday the US was still claiming that they had control over it. only goes up from here
And a good chunk of their collateralized debt is secured by those same rapidly-depreciating Hopper GPUs. Compute rental rates and resale value on them keep plummeting every time Nvidia drops a new chip.\n\nI don't see *any* scenario where this company doesn't eventually blow up, and all of their lenders end up eating shit.
Why i am still down 5%
Yes so war is bad but I think Blue Owl capital might actually be fuk this time
Wow great day for me. Rode puts all the way down and bought 673 calls literally right before it took off. Which I had gone deeper now tho
😘😘😘😘
Damn ass tits strong
last year was big bounce back mid april, i wouldnt be surprised if we see something similar again this year
"Iran talks going well"
I guess it is possible for VXUS to go down while Trump is in office.
this. during the [dot.com](http://dot.com) bust i was bartending and this guy came in margined to his tits, and was went on and on how fkd he was. the older guy next to him said, "you have money to cover it right?" The look on both those guys faces was priceless.
700 eod
SPY down:\n- 1.6% on the day\n- 1.28% on the week\n- 1.86% on the month\n- 1.5% YTD\n- 0.75% the last quarter \n\nBulls: those bears are so cooked
I bet on oil and I'm still a loser
Lol wut? I didn't say it's not down, I just don't think it's going that low again before close
Rigged index V missed my port
Going to tinker around with some ratios on OVX / VIX to see if I can find some early signals or patterns in passed war events.
Getting gaped in Robinhood jail
Did Walter Bloomberg tweet that the war was over?
All right bols, this is your chance. Break 676 or it becomes the new ceiling, and we are certainly not staying here if that is the case.
Soo.. why did gold spike then crumble?
Oops....
Wtf happen
The V of Vs upcoming
COVID will be over by easter, trust me
This rally is so fucking regarded the one yesterday was fucking stupid too
wtf is happening
Ok if it ends green I’m a need SEC to do their fucking jobs
BREAKING: Marines used Bing to search the straits of Hormutz
🦅🇺🇸LOOK OUT PATRIOTS 🇺🇸🦅\n\n🦅HERE COMES THE V 🦅
Iran has 92 million consumers. It's all just economic units.
Microsoft looking very Macrohard right now
WTI saving my life right now
I am feeling bullish as fuck right now
Insane dip buying again. So predictable
Kept shorting QQQ at 597.8, thank you!
There’s like 2.5 trillion in the crypto market?  Can they just liquidate that, delete it from the internet, and put that in SPY?
Bull trap guys
Sure they do - they waited for the NASDAQ/DOW to peak before manipulating the market and driving prices down by starting a needless war. I'm sure everyone in the Whitehouse sold before the order was made, and will buy back when they bottom out. They're willing to destroy the world to make a "killing" in profits.
Imm holding a lot of 600qqq calls... bought for low price of 30 pennies each 😅
the theme music on the cramer investment club commercial is hilarious, sounds straight out of a 90s espn montage
Imagine we go all the way to green like this
are you telling me there's a chance???
Was holding TSLA puts overnight, swapped to TSLA calls waaaay too early and was actually down for the day. This random ass recovery is saving me at the moment....
I now own 30,000.shares.of Nintendo
Can we tariff China into bombing Iran?
Fuck yeah. Almost even on my calls
Straight pumping
700c 3/20 how regarded am i
if you missed out on that 10am dip on silver/gold you lost generational wealth lmao
Here i am thinking theta time. Shits mooning
$PATH has held well these couple of days and it's now going slightly green. With earnings next week, it makes me think someone knows it will have good results/guidance and is buying every dip
ANF and AEO?
Pro tip: If RH gives you a quick fill on your options then it means you're about to lose all your shit
behind wendy’s, come by 11. My shift ends then
Thank god my previous losses for the past 6 months trained me not to paper hand. *my port will drop a further 4% in 24hrs*
America out here dismantling a country in a fuckin weekend LMAO\n\nThe rest of the world hates us until they need us to save them LMAO
Oil is and always has been a difficult game. It's barely rational at the best of times
If you have puts, just get out now
Think of how much bigger a ballroom we could have built for the cost of this war.
Bers tried
Missed my alarm today woke up right at the bottom… I owe my life to some higher power
They must've reopened the Hormuz
Moving into the "we're back > we're so back" phase of the cycle now
The soul of america
Cvx let go green!
Got in at $1.00. Thanks regard
Cope? Spy is down 1.6% and you think im coping? Every accusation is a confession.
Damn SPY playin’ the hits
Ok got about 6k in covered calls for May to act as a buffer in case we go further down\n\nHopefully we rip going forward and I cap profits on everything instead but rather be safe at this point
Keep dreaming ber
Can't revenge trade and my girl will get pissed if I revenge drink. Man fuck this day.
Huh. \n\nI thought red every day was just the new normal until orange magoo leaves
The the war going on, I would recommend viewing OVX as well as the VIX. OVX is moving strictly on M.E. tensions and lacks noise from day to day event risk like econ data, etc.
Calls at open was not the move. Switching to puts at the bottom was also not the move.🥲
Is the bottom in, out, or nut?
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It’s the opposite for me I missed my alarm and woke up right at the bottom
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Dollar surge
BWahahahahahah yeah right...
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Or you could x2 your money by buying 2 of the right direction calls. No time for your pansy penny picking
Big Beautiful Ballroom. Definitely on time and on budget. You need *more* info.
Don’t V please just stay down
MSFT very patriotic 🇺🇸🦅
Break the opening range high and a lot of shorts are going to get stopped
Crazy how MSFT has been falling for weeks, even on green days, but suddenly now shows this insane regard strength
bear starts buying calls right about....now\n\ninverse dum ber
Bought some calls a bit ago, I'm retarded bull now. How do you guys always slur it out, "Durr, letsth Veeee!"
Wheres the guy that dropped 400k on MU with margin
Fucking giga corn dildos
Copee
Shit, I sold my NOW calls too soon. Hopefully ZETA pops off next and I can sell those too soon too 🫠
HARMUZ REMINDS ME OF THE SCENE FROM JARHEAD WITH THE IRAQI OIL FIELDS ON FIRE. \n\nOIL $120
V let’s go
Imagine Nvidia goes green
Chile is green. We're saved.
Please 🥭 don't say anything retarded in 20 minutes 🙏
Prior support is now the new ceiling
SPY rallying $5 straight up in 15 minutes\n\n\nCriminal
Anyone know what happened to metals? They got absolutely wrecked. Thank fuck I was out lol.
Ayotallah Khamenie's last message was "Do not stop buying calls"
Feels good. Hoping for a slightly lower entry, these things whipsaw
Asts is the goat
Fed bagholders and PPT using so much of the systems liquidity to prop up this dogshit scam market that captial one is giving error messages like\n\n"Something went wrong. The Fed Reserve is experienceing issues with certain transactions. We're closely monitoring the situation."\n\nSpy 700 today for sure!\n\nLiterally the fakest pump the world ever saw LOL
Gonna be classic\n\nWar -2%\n\nCeasefire +1%\n\nWar over +1%\n\nWar super duper over with the greatest peace deal in history, thank you for your attention to this matter +1%
When you time the V near-perfectly, just to wake up to hear the fryer beep go off.
yeah i realized im retarded, i took 3% profit and fucked off for good this time
Holy mother of god MOBX
what happened
pure retardation
LOL WRONG
how they doing now big boss
The market IS rational it just fucking hates me
Now that was a V.
Why are we rallying\n\nI swear to God we always rally for no reason
DO NOT CUT MY HOTDOG
Held hostage in this price range. Gonna break out and up or get dragged back down to the depths of 670 and below.
Crypto should be the first sign that we switching to bolish once this shit is behind us.\n\n-Retard
for 5 minutes probably lol\n\nedit: damn its goign good
I've seen enough. Green by close and tomorrow ATHs.
Did google drop due to Gemini being slow as fuck today?
Believe it or not calls
I love when the hillbillies try to write directly to 🥭 on their Facebook 🤣
My calls are looking nice again
Just waiting for ICE-FIGHT to sell his goog calls so we can rocket up
This shit can't be real.
You knew it was coming ya bish
They say sir... this V is beautiful sir...
Same shit as yesterday just a little more dramatic
imo wait a couple days\n\notherwise get a more OTM strike, don't full port basically
So buy Netflix stock?
Russia delivered energy even during the conflict, they are far more trustworthy than the US.\n\n\nIt was America that caused the conflict through the 2014 maidan coup, there is plenty of evidence and motives.\n\n\nImagine if Mexico was regime changed, would state China military exercises and wanted nukes. That is Ukraine for you.
It tired and has a long way to climb still
Saudi's going to pump it to the red sea, we all good
>might indicate the market is in oversold terrority ( peak fear).\n\nIndicates that people think the market is going to tank because Donny is fucking something up again, and the only way we get a quick recovery is if he immediately stops the war he started and gets on good terms with Iran.
Stop loss hunting should be illegal.
Thats right spy get it out of your system youll be under 670 again by eod 🙂
The bulls erased the post open dip of 1% and now just have to erase the entire 1.5% pre open dip.\n\nDefinitely not a bull trap, no way.
Unh red to green/flat by close
Lol 3/11 686C finally in my budget
Btc above 68k
Generational V incoming
At least selling CCs has made me some pennies 😭😭😭
Gay ass market 😐
Captial One has a error message that the Federal Reserve is experiencing issues with certain transactions, my mom said western union wouldnt let her send money to her mom yesterday, gas shot up like 60 cents in a few hours yesterday and you guys arent buying bank sector puts for the upcoming bank run/collapse???\n\nNGMI
Starting to think these guys don’t know what they’re doing
Buying calls and puts should really have a IQ test before purchase, I would’ve saved so much money by now
I bought SNDICK calls!
Big companies don't trust Chyna.
Green by close
What was tweeted
🍆🦅
why red???????? why....
Pete Hegseth is tanking market faster than a 40 oz.
My brother.
as a calls/puts noob, could you explain this like im 5? or maybe 15?
Current resume: Tour Guide in Tehran 2025-2026\nWendy’s 2026 ~
Double down but extend the expiration to 3/6 or 3/13
🫴🔥
Why V stopped
The thing they are producing and transporting is more valuable today and in the immediate future because their competitors are getting bombed.\n\nAnd it’s not just the Canadians, it’s the Brazilians too. \n\nMy vibes are off today. This is nonsense
I've moved about 90% of my portfolio to insider trading prediction markets ..
ive been trading since 630 PST
Very bullish for Microsoft the rest of the week
I am the strait of Hormutz and I am WIDE OPEN.\n\nBUY
I’m convinced all the bulls saying we going up this week were just bots trying to make yall exit liquidity. Luckily I got puts and sold for 75% at the open
Ok how do you go back to yesterday and buy
MSFT was oversold but also lmao
Oh my calls will love this
Holy freedom dongs
anddd it's over
Not a crypto bro, but I swear playing these IBIT calls and puts intraday has been wild lol. You either crush it or get liquidated on half a 15 min candle.
Does the midterms have a meaningful chance of the Senate flipping? Without both houses, nothing is getting done.
Msft is green, very funny 🤣
Let’s go green
One of the manipulators said rate cuts are possible
nothing
Leave before u regret it
What did you predict?
MSFT bouncing to the $415-$420 level this week
How the fuck did you get my photo.
lmao you say this shit every day and every day you are so wrong 😂😂😂
Cracking up at MSFT of *all* stocks managing to creep into green
From deep red to touching green. \n\nThe portfolio rises from the ashes
yes, has started last week
Ok I was right!
algos
Working with a guy that does this regularly - finished rehabs are a premium product compared with the white-wash landlord specials. Chicago. Only desirable neighborhoods where the renter pool self-selects for successful people. Rent projections he's getting on other buildings seems astronomical, but people line up willing to pay. Self-managed as the ideal setup involves an owner's unit.
Oh dang we were right?
Hey US Navy, you might wanna deal with Hormuz bc global markets and such. \n\nWas an obvious move but better late than never, right?\n\nThx.
OIL $120 HERE WE COME.\n\nHARMUZ SHUT INDEFINITELY. PIPELINES UNDER ATTACK. OIL IS SHUT DOWN.
https://preview.redd.it/awb17e34uumg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03b7d281154396f832f4da6d7431ae4039a79539\n\nIt’s that easy fr
Soooo what changed that it's suddenly recovering?
It went up $4 on qqq... then keep volume low 😂
Weekly puts yesterday on EVERYTHING was the move
Drops like 4-5 days but with all of us regard, more like 1-2 days and then buy the dip
You belong here
Today is fake dump. \n\n \nSee I can do that too.
My elite day trading is the only thing keeping my long dated portfolio intact
Is it still available? Will you take SPY 690c?
Unironically, rotation into beaten down software finally?
the hero we need
Do I double down on these puts or cut my losses and move on hmmmm
\-50k
Closed my puts i held from overnight 20 minutes before market open thanks to futures. 12,000$ overnight 🫡 might take a scalp day trade or just sit rest of day out if nothing jumps at me.
Just made money in prediction market for the first time
nah, tech oversold af\n\nsemis might die yes
When the midterms come around 🥭 will be bragging that the dow is above 40k
I know half of you haven’t brushed your teeth, let alone flossed in at least 3 days. \n\nPuts on dental hygiene
When can we start pricing in looting all of Iran and building hotels and shit?
Both low float
yesterday was just fake pump
Robyn Kush sounds like a good stripper name
I can’t catch a break today, wtf
Make VG go parabolic 💵!
Damn I searched the svix ticker on Google before buying on the fidelity app but the Google ticker is 15 minutes behind so I missed the good deal
Must be new. Your paying huge premiums
We gonna eat ghey bers today
How regarded is this play? MU 385c 3/20
Gassy, even
Alright bers, move along back to your caves, nothing to see here
check my latest update, see you today actually
Look at that BTC V holy shit\n\nMSFT just went green as well\n\nBer are fuk
why would you do that to yourself? at least cut some calls
On the bright side, I could finally afford a non 0DTE 685 call
Bulls were awfully loud yesterday
It never does sadly
VIX PUTS FREE MONEY
these +1% candles feel like nothing because the market is doing these candles every fking hour lol
Yea, I know.
Bulls just woke up after partying all night LETS GO
And he makes those
but ASTS is up? what loss porn
The drop may last 4 or 5 weeks.
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Cmon. Give me 677+
SPY CLOSING AT 679
!Banbet SPY 688 2D
ez bull put spreads but u regards only know puts and calls
Is V in the room with us?
Im buying more puts
Guess you just had to wait like 24 hours.
does it matter?
You could simply buy RKLB calls at 10:30 and by now you would retire. Instead, you ...
Pump it to push the put holders out and then dump it again
Qqq pumped $4 and it's so quiet in here 😛
CRIMOSOFT because of the crimes it committed in my port
V are back
This V is going nowhere there’s no volume
Man you bols are insufferable... the first green candle and you're off. If you had GFs they would be soooo upset with how premature you can be\n\n
Lower highs
lol yes I am! Holding for 2 years min and buying every dip!
Like I said
Sofi carrying my memefolio today
You smell a V?
Ok it must be planning on ending flat just for lulz\n\nI love this market.
No my puts!\n\n\n\nJk it’s calls
If you zoom out you can see how we are barely down. So on the bright side we still have 5-10% to go.
I'll coom if we end green
just a little bounce or we get any relief news?
Huh. Whoda thunk
i actually timed it correctly. wow.
I have CRWD calls and shares. Any thoughts on tonight's earnings?
The worst part is he made this as justification for his ego for not being right about holding over the weekend. guy he sold to is the real winner lol
MSFT green again is so funny
😉
CRCL leaps carrying my whole port this year.
https://preview.redd.it/zo20dzzptumg1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e1960ab17981dbe78b96b19fdf03ddfc70e7e10
I heard we close at 675 today\n\n765 tomorrow
Deepseek 4 is coming this week, it will include image generation and video generation. Of course with 1/5th the price of the current new-gen models.\n\nDeepseek 3 is already challenging the current models\n\nEntire tech market will evaporate this week.
D
Go on spy, make it the biggest ber trap of all time for the jokes.
Continue to short QQQ at 597.5; oh yes!
Nvidia lmao
Apple gonna hold spy down
🥭 always TACO.. by Friday ez. Load up calls for Monday if u buy up side
STRAIT OF HARMUZ GETTING SHELLED.
Amazing
V please!
Fake dump at open and V to green everyday until war over
Ber, accept your inevitable fate. We are going to ATHs and far beyond asap.
You not familiar with what happens when the system is forced to deleverage? \n\nEverything goes down because there are usually 100x more dollars in the system than actually exist, all rehypothecated and used over and over and over as collateral for other derivatives in a big chain. When sells are forced and liquidity drys up and people still need to sell to cover obligations, everything goes down not because something is forcing it down but because it cannot be pumped up so ridiculously anymore.\n\n
This just in, Iran said Thank You. All is forgiven.
https://preview.redd.it/kozbtcbgtumg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59f38c4ababc33e853cb7bf069cdbc36bdbe1386\n\nwho the fuck am i kidding, i bought into 111 SPY 675C exp 3/20/26 @ 12.70 each average price
Told ya about MSFT get on the rocket still room
Any news?
Fake dump incoming
She says I don’t spoil her with enough luxury so I’m flying her on Emirates Air to Jumeirah, Dubai for 5 nights to change that 🥰
#DO YOU FEEL IT NOW Mr. KRABS?
wdym? it didnt ge below and we are bouncing
feels like aug 2024 crash, loading up korea, semis, lasers
Stairs down elevator up LMAO
Israel bombs compound of group that chooses new supreme leader.\n\nIsraeli is trying to obliterate 🥭's off ramp. He can't taco easily at this point
15 minutes to erase the entirety of today's intraday drop lol
CNBC guy: "Conflict is inflationary." Kiss those rate cut hopes good-bye.
Bols bringing piss 💦to a shit 💩 fight!
Are we fuckin ending flat? Lmfao
buying a 605c for fun, this is all an overblown knee-jerk reaction anyways
Nvda big man energy
Spy trying a Steph Curry logo 3
bear ded
Bers 😂
https://www.reuters.com/business/feds-williams-says-rate-cuts-still-possible-does-not-address-iran-war-2026-03-03/\n\nPrinter go Brrrrr
you should throw all of your money on NVDL and THEN close your brokerage and fuck off for like 6 months
BREAKING NEWS : PEOPLE BUY THE DIP
Hold on spyyyy! Wait for me hoe
I’d name my daughter Robyn. It’s a cute name.
Upvote for 685 close downvote for 665
Never have been lol
Obviously there's a lender involved... That's just the initial cost down for construction loan and soft costs until project completion and converted to a traditional mortgage
Hello everyone is this the Gambling Anonymous support chat?
Post the loss porn you cowards
This is the real story. Not only did Netflix drive up the deal but they got a giant fucking envelope of million dollar bills to do it.
Lol BTC just went positive
Im so done I sold NVIDIA at 176 and it just jumped to 179
Continue to short QQQ around 597.2, what a deal.
Glorious can we ask the market gods for some green
7 feet
omfg yes\n\ni still dont know why NVDA has stake in CoreWeave...\n\ncoreweave is stuck with hoppers, and cant swap cheaply or quickly while NVDA just keeps pumping out new chips at LUDICROUS speed
lol at the heat map...rekt
Microsoft our lord and saviour
NVDA sounds like an STD name
Some of you have never bombed the Middle East before and it shows
Green by close and tomorrow continue dumping. I just saw the same plot yesterday
lol fake. you get the pump you were looking for and you still need to cope
But vibes cannot be quantified /s
Tech is sort of collapsing. I know a bunch of guys making 65-85. I got in at the right time a few years ago and I'm hanging on for dear life at $125k.
Its never not funny
Are you retarded? If you can’t see a major breakdown in markets on the horizon I feel sorry for you
Yall get reliefs? Dax was down 4%
Careful, volume is light on this V
this is hardly a dip at all. looking for another 20% ahah
Fakest shit of all time
uh-ốo , 😂
aw man your puts are getting dumped on :/
As a bear it’s hard to- ooooh- to talk today withou-aaaaaah- without having multiple orgasms uuuuh
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V?
Damn timed that bounce pretty well. This isn’t going to end well.
Ok 😞 back to losing money
Smart man
This 90-minute recession was scary
700 by noon.
ASTS is a safe haven
🤷‍♂️😭
I dont even know what to think anymore after today's market action. I think tarrif stuff and outlook will be bad for the next quarter so I still have puts.\n\nAlways a gamble and NFA but I feel pretty good about puts here.
How do I reload previous save
WH says Barron too tall to go into military ... David Robinson left the NBA to join the Navy, He is & feet tall.\n\n
The only thing I can see is that the Fed's Schmid is speaking and he seems to be saying good things. My smooth brain can't make sense of it.
The Pakistan short I chose VEON is illiquid as fuck
Signals of rate cuts
Why does the Ellison spawn and Thiel have the same sweaty look?
West coast woke up and started buying, nice 💪
Episode of " Bears in shambles" will now commence
Semiconductors on a discount of the century LMAO
But we had to strike Iran. They are dangerous religious fundamentalists.
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EVERYBODY GET IN WE'RE RECOVERING GO GO GO GO
market priced in nukes, back to ATH we go
Prob just relief after getting slammed over -2%
Ya it’s called filling the gaps brother
Shorted more QQQ at 596.5 and 596.6; quickly rebuilding my hedgies.
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 145.0 before 07-Mar-2026 12:51 AM -05
What looks and smells like a fake sell-off usually ends with a strong V-shaped rebound.
As did I! And I posted it too
Let me guess green by close somehow
Thank you for the insight.
Absolutely disgusting
!banbet
EWY 200 by April
AI has been far worse from what others said. I don't have Netflix right now. What everyone likes and enjoys is different. \n\nLike, for me, I have ADHD so my watching without dubs is.... severly limited as I have to really lock in to keep up. Already locked in all day at work so just can't always do that at home
Don't worry my HAL calls are calm lol
Its too late
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lol bers 😂
Need this to V HARD. I’m still hurting off theta
!banbet NVDA 185 3d
I never said I had puts on SPY. Take a look at TGT. Lol
Bols aren't daytraders.
Wallstsavant on insta
Any news dropped for this pump?
Bols hurry up its gonna V!!!😂
Somehow lost so much IV on that V it barely bought me to breakeven
aight who bought puts at SPY 670 lmfao
Nah it will end green
🅱️itch @$$ bers got shook out, let’s pump this boys
HERE COMES THE V FROM WAY DOWNTOWN
Someone here just brought puts I see
Today’s a win
why stop at a 300K asset? get 5 100K multi unit buildings and 10X that shit
Make love not war 🏳️‍🌈
TSLA back to 400 by close I bet
Yup, and carrier companies like NVDA and MSFT have chained themselves to timebombs like OpenAI and CoreWeave. We've been setting the table for a *serious* potential fuckup.
Whack ass V
https://preview.redd.it/mf0ujj13tumg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a77cca7b6f2fa7a48439d5edd541db7b744dffd
🫡
Feeling v-tarded in here
Look what they’ve taken from us 😞
GE postionings? i have extra gp id like to do sumn with
you're retarded
If they were 0dtes sure\n\nBut they are 1-3DTEs 😎\n\nGotta lean into the IV not be crushed by it
PDFs are buying again.
holy shrek
Thank's Fed Schmid.
🌽 Green
That was the bottom it’s not going lower
what the hell sure, why not
ASTS be carrying my portfolio like a champ.
Wow who could have expected this…
Caught the bottom on SOXL. Feels good ghey bers lmao.
Don't even think it's possible, since it's not ultra short.
Buy 0dte calls
Exactly my point. They are bookmakers with dynamic odds and not exchanges or brokers with fair spot prices.
And here commeth…
Hey oil calm down
That's the pop I was talking out.\n\nShorted QQQ again at 596, hooray!!!
Dead calls waking up like a phoenix in the night
If you think trading war is fun, just wait till we get Lehman 2.0 in the private credit space. As a bear I would much rather short stocks on widespread fraud and ponzi than losing american soldiers and Infra for the 🧃
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
If this is the current wick, I caught the top
Flying V! Quack quack
Somehow the entire military and Executive branch got taken over by people with identical beliefs to the crazy uncle who loved Rush Limbaugh no one wanted to talk to in the 90s.
How did you know? Wtf
You can’t get margin called if you don’t have service to begin with.
Market doesn't like war
Mighty V to the moon
when ber
small v to give bols hopium
Today is more of a 40 billion type day tbh.
Flair checks out
A regional problem with now no end in sight with the possibility of sending troops. Nobody in the administration seems to have any plan besides the powder keg being tripped off to start this. Currently you cannot get insurance for vessels to go through Hormuz.
12 minutes to erase most of the intraday drop and already approaching session open\n\nAnd all the bulls wail and cry and whine about markets being down even though it's always an insane furious rip straight back up
Oh now you’re fucked gey ber
SOXL
Sorry that was my 5 day underwear...
How insane would it be to end green?
may be that they are already producing at (transport) capacity - or quite possibly the vibes where off today
AAAAAAWWWWWWWW DAMAGE CONTROL TEAM started buying
Too bad we didn't stop the school voucher bullshit when it first started. Most of the teachers in those schools don't have an education and they can teach whatever the hell they want
Just sat on my balls but tried to play it cool next to my female coworker
CMA CGM have suspended bookings for ports in Bahrain, Kuqait, Qatar and some of UAE, Saudi, Iraq - until further notice.
Why? War never pulled us down before when "for long"
What's the best stocks to buy during wars besides oil?
NVDA with that regard strength
You already have a bet going - SPY to 690.0 before 06-Mar-2026 09:55 AM -05
leave my Hilti tools alone
!banbet
For once I’m in calls for the V…which means we’re going right back down
V IS HERE, GET IN BEFORE ITS TOO LATE, ALL IN CALLS
Let’s go just fucking broke even now keep pushing
Oil up for a prolonged period of time = inflation = higher interest rates = less investment in speculative companies that specialize in creating pictures of your dog as an astronaut..\n\nBut Trump’s guy will be in soon so maybe zero rates? Who knows
Generational 0dte put buying opportunity!
ROPE
Don't mean to alarm anyone, but it seems red today
you dont want this answer but imma tell you the real play, which is to do nothing right now and let this simmer. especially if you're trying to gamble lots of money. patience is ironically needed to wait for the best play and who knows where the market goes from here.
Preemptive defense
V INCOMING
Green EOD
We are in the "it's so over > we're back" phase of the cycle
No
How many of you regards bought calls?
Im not even putting up a fight, just put it square to my forehead.
I’d like to give myself and all those who held calls a pat on the back!
holy green candle
qqq 600 in no time
You have reached the end, this is why
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Aight if we doing that fake nonsense Imma just go ahead and clear everything out, buy a fute and go play yugioh duel links. Not gunna waste time watching this performance. Might swing back EOD
This is not a taco trade. Iran is in control, because this is now a religious war for them.
!banbet XLE +10% 13d
What should I buy???
how about now?
P U M P
The regards have been fooled again now the real 'Muricans ride off tendies galore
Ytf bomb Iran. Why not Liechtenstein? Fuck Liechtenstein.
Got bear trapped because of work meeting 👹👹👹
VVVVVVVV 🥰
Want to see something interesting? Look at the VIX on a 5 year chart. The wicks were incredible back in 2022. Those are signs of money
sold my puts here... considered calls, premiums too high. I guess it's the sidelines for me for a while.
Absolutely not
Rotation into MSFT, everyone quickly!