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| Worst stock and management. |
| uber destroyed earning... that's the proper play |
| Do you even understand that the high PE is fake due to amortization of Xilinx merger? |
| Man just keep cash lol End of capitalism is this. No jobs for anybody and billionaire just keep on jerking |
| What's wrong with Uganda? |
| Ah yes. Shutting down travel on one of the busiest travel days of the year would not effect the economy... God u people are morons. |
| Only judge judy can judge you |
| Why? I refuse. |
| Bro risk 17k in 1dte 😭😭😭bro has money |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Acceptable-Living233 made a bet that AAPL would go to 267.0 within **4 hours** when it was 270.644 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| Good idea. |
| What about the taint? |
| Will my UPST puts print |
| I died |
| i want more blood.. let the streets run red w/ the losses of the degenerates😈 |
| I want BTC to get fukd |
| if your wife needs a boyfriend i have an opening |
| If you like money load up on RIVN , if you don’t load up on Fake Meat |
| For real. |
| Wsb needs a welfare check. Lots of accounts wiped out today. |
| Yeah that’s wild like shit hurt today but it was less than 10 percent down on my port. Never go full regard |
| we already had a president from kenya try to keep up |
| Congrats, and fuck you. |
| Long calls. Don’t open the app until March. |
| $ZETA had a shitty timing for earnings. Would’ve popped like crazy if it was last week for example |
| They’ve seen him looking for a very big, very huge, very beautiful needle. He talked about some huge bubble idk |
| Burry pilled doomtards are out and about |
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| #I'm gonna train some seagulls to steal my neighbor's toupee LMAO🤌 |
| No such thing. They'll go full Venezuela before they let a true crash happen. |
| On days like today, I’m glad I’m diversified across stocks, gold and bitcoin because it allows me to lose money in three totally different ways. |
| Just took a nibble today too. Gnarly falling wedge forming. Might be another day before it comes to a head though |
| Work at McDonald for 2 years to regain that bro |
| Cheap liquidity |
| wtf the next NYC Mayor was born in Uganda. Are you for real?!!???? Lmaoooooooooooooo |
| ?? |
| Yeah, because it’s not getting crushed by that much and PE will still be inflated |
| I say -3% tomorrow. SPY at \~659-663 |
| Bols so quiet🫣 |
| Nearly everyone reporting earnings AH is drilling - how is spy still green (even if barely)? Continuing the drilling tomorrow |
| 68 is special number |
| Yep! Right there with you. Wish I had gone to a casino instead of continuing to bet on these and other AI good ideas. Think my trading days are done. Tired of seeing red and reading about others success. |
| UPSHART |
| Could take next year decision |
| I’ve had worse. |
| Rugs Buy One Get One free todat. |
| fck the moves. I am bankrupt |
| You guys worrying about AMD. Only one who matters now is on 19th…. |
| Why does HOOD have to change shit around daily? They can’t leave it alone? I can’t find anything!! |
| Keep buying meta yall are tripping |
| 0 for 5 in earnings this week after losing 20% of my portfolio last week, very legal and very cool |
| Nah probably not |
| Sorry to tell yall but this bubble is bursting. |
| Mmm no. I am saving they used bitcoin as collateral for debt and they will get margin called below some number. Back in ‘22 it was 21k. No idea what it is now. |
| Ok bro you do you |
| Is 🍊making some announcement today evening? |
| Dude, just let him have his thing you can’t be saying things like that here |
| Why did Barron short the market today? |
| I 6x'd on next-day QQQ puts (627s) too but unfortunately didn't bet anywhere near $17k lol. |
| What time does Supreme Court rule on tarrifs tomorrow? |
| ALAB OPENAI deal IMMINANT |
| With this NVDA dump, those 220c for next year are a steal |
| lmaooo\n\nfat cuck and his fat fuckin glasses |
| Reddit fucked up and double posted it. Jeez chill. |
| remember remember the 5th of november?\n\nthey don't call it V for Vendetta for nothing \n\nhope you bought the dip, OP |
| I realized I don’t know how to actually value any of these companies. Like if avgo dips 50 dollars is it even worth that? |
| Nothing makes me wanna judge you more |
| OP - did you sell or HODL ? |
| Give a compelling reason |
| It followed the rest of the market |
| My day was great, idk what y'all talking about 🐻🇺🇸🐻 |
| Just like you learn in precalc… as the market goes to 0, bears go to infinity… |
| ballsy play (gamble) really paid off. take those profits and put them somewhere safe man! |
| I reverse FOMO'd and cashed out right before last month's surge of corporate AI incest.\n\n\nAt the first red spec lol |
| PE is something everyone knows about unless you didn’t go to public school |
| https://preview.redd.it/lga27dhdgbzf1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e16a1fd815d40a371c975f7ff5fdf099175e6e3a |
| my hedging strategy when the market dumps is simply to not look at my portfolio this allowed me to survive previous dumps |
| You are wrong, strategy is posting porn loss of wrecked portfolio for reddit karma and wenndys application |
| Today was just a tech downturn.. the rest of the market is doing mostly fine, and plenty of stuff is up. Look at DuPont |
| So cripto is in big red |
| This dip buy is about to make me a lot of fucking money.\n\nOr it’s about to lose me a lot of fucking money. |
| Some things to consider: the recent spike in repo operations has been called an arbitrage by the same cope-lords that brought you the term “vibecession”. But, if we’re being generous, that is an educated assumption at best; it is not factual. The other possibility is that someone needs liquidity. Did it look like that today? But even if the appearance is there, is it genuine, or an illusion to convince the Fed to loosen the tap? |
| Stop spamming wtf |
| SHOP puts today, more SHOP puts tomorrow (tariffs, if upheld by SC, should in theory break shops stock right?) |
| Them stocks out to get ya! |
| Italy sued him for overusing the emoji in an inappropriate and racist manner. |
| Oh yes, 🥭 doing something that wouldn’t affect the US economy in any way and because the hive mind hates him suddenly it’s going to crash the economy |
| They also probably had first kiss together |
| Good old Vix. \nYeah, I really thought my gold might slightly offset my tech. I was wrong. |
| I did everything right and they liquidated me! |
| 69??? isnt that the sex number??? :O :O |
| Zucc pls |
| Guys, we’re trying to get the Webull CEO fired. Can you get on board? |
| Most people only know to click the buy button lol. Just BUY puts instead |
| My head says puts but my balls say calls. |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| The Big Shart, the sequel we’ve all been waiting for. It’s just me taking a massive dump on Michael Burry for fucking with my portfolio |
| Oh, and I averaged down on the second dip, then it dipped like twice more…sold META at a loss. Feel okay about MSFT as expiry is 1/26 |
| Nevervember |
| Less air travel = more time shopping On AMZN |
| Lisa su and Jensen are cousins. They have family bbqs together |
| Market being down tomorrow is not a forgone conclusion |
| i want amd to crash and burn i held calls all damn week for it to do nothing but **advanced money destroy it** |
| yup. |
| 6th red day! |
| Surprised you're only down that much for buying pre earnings |
| You say that like we don't have Cambodia over a barrel now thanks to 🥭 |
| Lol, as if he has any funds to give. Next federal payroll is on nov7 and then 21. If they miss payments, nobody gonna want to work. |
| Discounted buying opportunity for MSTR, BMNR, et al. BTC and ETH might not fall too far because of all the recent institutional interest. |
| All in dkng calls , only true gamblers get out of this tech mess with profit |
| Only 30mins till shitadel, ackman, griffin, taco, melon and cuomo have a collective GUH, and we can resume the pump tmrw. |
| having your balls man what a lucky yolo |
| Losing |
| ##SENTIMENT> TECHNICALS\n\n\n#always |
| AMD pumped 60% in the last month alone. Wake the fuck up |
| Dunked so hard I've drowned |
| People losing their entire year’s gains on a 1% drop need to re-evaluate their life. |
| We know AMD is gonna pump Monday after FD holders get totally sodomized Friday when their calls expire worthless |
| wow |
| ##BIG GREEN TOMORROW |
| https://preview.redd.it/6rxulni0gbzf1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71c03e6958bdfc05b3466f19ef0551e53ab19971 |
| im with ikbr so SOL 😅 |
| Our ports are pretty similar, so I feel your pain. I went from $97k -> $72k!\n\nFunny thing was is I told myself when I hit $100k I’ll take a break, then I bought META and MSFT calls pre earnings and held cuz my exit plan was profit 20%…….. |
| 😂 |
| Bubbles never end |
| I have a theory that the influx of new retail investors do not have strategies for when market go down. |
| Nice!!! |
| The AI bubble didn't pop. It's slowly deflating... |
| What happen to RDDT |
| Lovely 430 sunset drive home🤗 |
| Glad I full ported 😂 |
| Buy the dip and get dunked is my motto. |
| Bro, I spent a month in korea for work in june. I didn't see a single vegan option my whole trip and I didn't dine at the same place twice. Shit, even half the kimchi has shrimp paste in it. |
| What are PEs? And how do they effect my 0dtes? 🤔 |
| Was karp coked out of his gourd this morning on CNBC |
| Ah well you could see why I might have commented what I commented |
| What is this hgraf everyone is talking about? |
| dude you gotta sell - me and the boys need this one ! |
| Update?? |
| The chart is one week but the losses are just this week |
| 🫡 |
| Just like PLTR today! |
| I would’ve bet the exp date a couple more months out further |
| what we see now, is sailor buying cheap corn to make some gain porn on MSTR |
| Does he suffer from an STD? |
| November 11 now |
| You seem surprised. Lol |
| Follow the trend |
| It depends on your account preference. It is worth reaching out to your broker |
| Nvidia has the highest expectations, anything less than perfection+ and they'll go down. |
| Spoken like someone living in moms basement and not knowing how the country works. |
| +6% on a day like this would make the top of this chart |
| I was blind before I read this and I wish I could unsee it again. |
| UVXY calls it is! |
| https://preview.redd.it/js6wpqlsfbzf1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841be0e99b48901417b2ecdbdbede7b3848461cf |
| It was Apple. \n\nGood day sir/madam. |
| You have only ever lost one of those. |
| Us today\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/p1788ovqfbzf1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7ca22f132d58b764eb7a62a5ca6f97045031d5a |
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| MetttttaaaA!!!🗣️ |
| I understand that shares are going down but why even gold? |
| Corn needs to take a pfizer pill or give up. This flaccid performance isn't going to make it in the internet money business anymore than it would in porn. |
| Whos retarded enough to buy SMCI every time and hold it to earnings. Seriously it has to be the freeist short ever. |
| Can imagine vividly thanks |
| Today was its IPO\n\n\+6% for an IPO is pretty underwhelming |
| A mediocre supermarket chain? You belong here. |
| it is, until it isn't |
| yes... sometimes I have to face my own stupidity |
| #AMD IS MAD GEEKED |
| We need to auto ban anyone whonuses that stupid emoji |
| Maybe wait for the real dip |
| I thought he predicted a crash at least every other year. |
| I will gobble up $300 |
| The bigger problem that Jerkers dont see that none of the ATH markets matter to buying customers. When the common folk dont have money to consume the charts will go meet Dick Chaney. See you in Q4 |
| Please do🙏 I love it when he goes full tard |
| buying calls tomorrow see you in hell |
| Street narratives are like "investors are starting to consider valuations" as though investors are all idiots who never before thought to check the PE on their stocks. They bid shit up when they think other people are going to keep bidding it up, and they sell it off when they think other people are going to sell. I don't think valuations factor into it or it wouldn't be a market-wide haircut, just the TSLAs and PLTRs and other overpriced shit. Anyway, bol r fuk, circuit breakers, generational top is in, etc. |
| Pretty much |
| Bout to call Australia |
| eveyone cash gang these days |
| That’s my catch phrase you can’t use it |
| you gotta hand it to buttcorn bulls defending 100k time and time again |
| It will, just it’ll be about 8 months |
| Long calls. |
| Sorry to break it to you, but you already lost |
| Large fries in the bag please |
| Choose a fun pen name and write a book. |
| Man there are better short options. I can see Bitcoin back to 109. |
| It also moves right. |
| same, i am thankful to be around pretty, non psycho girls. it has literally gave me so much hope for humanity |
| Us today\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/dszzqyfjfbzf1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5deaf2085907c8458d7067dfa1806eaf44f8993b |
| https://preview.redd.it/j13mcgpjfbzf1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d9520aa043f34340a2380245ec6a6a84ec5e372 |
| Agree. I miss the good old, 2022-style flash crashes on corn. |
| Forward looking market hears the words “ever given a chance at power again” and prices in some more uncertainty |
| No AMD/NVDA?! |
| We had that quick one a few weeks ago, that held us over for a bit |
| You can’t lose money if you don’t sell. |
🥭 is threatening to shut down parts of us airspace during thanksgiving(source:  U.S. may be forced to close some airspace next week if government shutdown continues, Duffy says Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy said the agency may need to close "certain parts" of the nation's airspace if the shutdown drags on. www.cbsnews.com |
| Definitely, shit has been getting out of hand. |
| Tom “Bull King” Lee |
| Why are we not at 0 yet |
| What did goat Lee say this time |
| I still believe Glup Shitto coin with bring me generational wealth. |
| Stop being weak. Man tf up |
| I thought fake meat was supposed to report today? |
| Legalizing crime is good for stocks. |
| We were promised no federal income tax in exchange for tariffs his entire electoral campaign, if the tariffs are bringing in as much money as he says why are we still paying federal income tax. If he was bringing so many jobs to the country why is unemployment spiking. Shit doesn’t make sense. |
| Why are you sitting in the dark? |
| I like to entertain about 50% of the running conspiracies. The rest of them are for people that use Facebook |
| I am now a generational grocery bagholder for Weis Markets (WMK). Net profits down 13.3 percent YoY and 3Q EPS down to $0.74 from $0.96 the same period 2024. Mid-Atlantic is in a 🅱️ecession. Position is down 12.85% from entry in July at $75/share. No stop-loss |
| GTFOH, and take this sound advice over to /r/personalfinance or /r/investing. THIS IS WSB! |
| My wife is holding it down for them |
| RISA SRUUUU LMAO |
| Get it while it's hot, for the next couple years they'll burn the country down before they raise interest rates. \n\nBad for you? Maybe. Good for SPY? You know it. |
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| Bro SMCI told us earnings were gonna be shit a weeks ago why the fuck is it drilling like we didn’t know |
| It'll come back up lol |
| Yeah no it’s not |
| Anyone else get baited hard by Tom Lee and Amit |
| Congrats 😒 |
| LOL |
| Where’s that annoying AMD fan boi with the 🤌 |
| It’s just the beginning. AI value reckoning has been coming for awhile and I think we all know we’ve been in a bubble for about a year. It’s really just a matter of time before a pretty serious correction. Is this it? Who knows. \nLeave it to ding dong in the wh to implement some new insane policy about now too |
| I need meta to make a throbbing V shape recovery into the 700s pronto |
| 2009 crisis had nothing to do with overall market valuation. It was triggered by bad debts and a liquidity crisis. 2000 dotcom crash was due to P/E. |
| Shits down 44% since July and homie shorted support 🤣 not saying it’s not going lower |
| Do you even undestand what the high PE tells you? |
| tweeting memes on X calling bottom. i am not kidding |
| Buy a 0DTE spy put tomorrow. That will print |
| At this rate, seems like we don’t really need government. 35 days and counting, pretty chill. Fuck it, we’ll do it live! |
| Just voted in PA. Downballot Ds.\n\nGonna jack off to deranged porn now. |
| this actually made me laugh. fucking 🤡's |
| US Government won't allow that. |
| Wouldn't Nvidia have cheap put options? The market is crazy for Nvidia. You'd think that would cause them to be low |
| Hmmmm I’m beginning to believe that this ai bullshittery holding up the entire economy isn’t going to last very much longer lmfao |
| i don't think they will announce decision morrow of to |
| tell that to meta shareholders lol |
| Cashedt |
| Not sure I follow, because liberation day was down like 10%+? I know because it was the first day I used margin to buy something. |
| Loosing money like my virginity |
| We putting out hot line after a speed bump on way to 7000? |
| Looks like it’s a coal for Christmas kinda year |
| Opposite perspective for us ghey bears |
| Others should fear cuz I be greedy |
| Where the fuck is Tom Lee ? |
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| enjoy the ride down bro |
| "ѕսrеӏу іt cаոt gеt ӏоԝеr" |
| THIS AINT NO DAMN ELEVATOR ITS AN STOCK TICKER |
| crypto has been a couple days ahead of the market past week |
| Not red enough, this is a minor correction. |
| AMD/NVDA. No reason for AMD to be down at all after great earnings. |
| NVDA is going to crush earnings and the market will not give af |
| sounds like a you problem. I've had one super crazy gf, like literally a psycho that's in jail, but all the other ones have been pretty good. |
| Killed thrat |
| will bers win again?\n\ngiantshrek.jpeg |
| Pretty sure this was Obama’s fault |
| We'll never see Bitcoin under 100k again |
| Don't shit up our sub with your "quant" AI bullshit.\n\nAlso, share positions when you post here. |
| Wall Street Bets and the terrible, horrible, no good day. |
| What big thing happened? You can't even see anything in the chart. Sorry, but you can't cry until it's crashed by 20%... |
| AMD is gonna sink, bail out before it’s too late and buy it for cheap later |
| It’s been 84 years but I think it’s finally time for RIVN calls |
| im here for the chaos😈 |
| I have UNH 360 1/1/2026 call. Should I sell now?? Pleas help |
| Only thing that will weather the coming ber market |
| Actually you're not an idiot. I'm sorry I said that. |
| If r/wallstreetbets existed in 2007: That Burry guy predicted 5 of last 0 crashes since 2005 LMAOO |
| hes in cryto, so he cares |
| Just buy the green ones bro |
| Half of the people here wouldn’t survive in a normal market where we actually get healthy retraces and it shows 😭☠️ |
| Bears have been fasting for 7 months. They can have today |
| One day of red in a sea of green. Calm down. |
| Why would they do that???????????????? |
| Be others when others are others |
| You misspelled \*stocks |
| Remember, remember the 4th of November. |
| wow so cool |
| Blame the billionaires |
| AMD's going to be green by tomorrow |
| #U. V. X. Y.!\n\n#YOU AINT GOT NO ALLIBI!\n\n#YOU REGARDED, YEAH, YEAH, REGARDED! |
| Why would you be worried by a 10% correction when the market is up something like 900% since 2009 ? We have been in the most extended bull market in history, the rally of the last decade and a half is unprecedented by every measure. |
| Tesla gonna burn I hope!!! |
| yes! |
| Can I finance rope? |
| Aerotyne International |
| https://preview.redd.it/2l31lb61fbzf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b162616bf756b1912bb957f2366084641ac2b0c3 |
| This is when you consider buying |
| As is tradition. |
| Imagine: It's late October, 2025, and you just bought BYND for $7.50. \n\nNow fast forward to today....\n\n😂🫵🏽🤡 |
| I’m also wondering |
| Come on, dude! \nIt’s easy! You just need to pick the green ones |
| It’s not much of a dip yet |
| You know damn well people gonna be reading that title as “artificial intelligence” lol |
| Can't collect taxes when the government is shut down. |
| ive been through so many toxic girls that normal feels like a red flag |
| Dude posts in are/conspiracy. All you need to know. |
| Whey fuk |
| Look at my quant! My quantitative! |
| doomp eet |
| Give them one red day and regards are writing essays about how they saw it coming all along and everything is going to zero |
| on the morrow of to |
| Why is $BETA not in this list? Up 6% today |
| They can find another job not working for the gov't |
| Amd needs to be at least 300 based off earnings and Lisa here |
| man you still have $26 to gamble away |
| Cava has the worst health code violations of any major brand. It’s not even close. They are frankly some of the least clean or safe places to eat in the entire country with a national brand footprint. |
| Cool week to not have cash to buy in |
| this dumb orange pos could make the mother of all V’s by getting rid of his dumbass tariffs but he won’t |
| Uffff man you don't even know what you're talking about at all. I've been watching this space for over a decade. There's some bubbles inside of it. |
| Crazy SPY only dropped 1 point based on these numbers… |
| You completely missed the point I made |
| ~Christian Bale\n \n ~Michael Burry |
| Go touch grass. |
| Tesla new feature the car plays radio while the headlights flash to the song!!!! Omg this is the future of technology. The golf cart only has to be plugged in all the time like a cell phone. Woww! What could go wrong |
| I bought calls this afternoon |
| This is what better looks like |
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| Trust me, I am completely talking out my rear..but it’s moreover the optics of it, and potential inflationary impacts - printing money (bet that tariff money already spent), as well as “money is cheap” potential monetary policy that might come around end of year (another rate cut, begin quantitative easing)..I feel like with some of the drama on this pullback is to shake out retail this month before some of these programs may take place. Isn’t that all these corrections and pullbacks are? A shakedown so the big boys can pickup more shares on the cheap? I mean zoom out, stonks only go up. |
| Because JPOW consults polymarket for his decisions. |
| alts are slaughtered |
| casual 35+ days of government shutdown |
| His eth price prediction better be correct too |
| You would have been out the window in 08 by your reaction to this lol |
| That was said at $1T,$2T,$3T,$4T. Having said that, NVDA is overpriced. All it will take is some Chinese clone of their sh!t even at 75-80% of the performance to bring NVDA back to $30. I think the Chinese already have stuff in the pipeline. |
| Everything is correlated and moving together now, we fucked the math |
| That's a good one for a long hold |
| Im full ported on Down syndrome token |
| 💦 |
| Bers may have won this time, but you're all still gay. |
| # NOBODY:\n\n# TOM LEE: 🌽 will reach $200,000\n\n \nROPE |
| What a fucked up day. |
| 50% here... |
| when SC decision ? |
| Now you feel the pain i felt when i bought BYND at 6.3$ |
| At least crapto is getting a V of sorts |
| Stonks only go up. |
| Pray for my HOOD $152 11/7 call |
| Just buy lexx |
| Hertz guy is the only winner today |
| Ticker? |
| I read SHORTER and .. oh nevermind |
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| I’m gonna cancel your vote |
| !banbet AMD 240 2d |
| Where the burry vs Wallstreet cat meme at |
| There's nothing more triggering in the world than this phrase, coming from an audio engineer |
| APP going to moon |
| I looked on their site for a possible job and they did come off as pretty snooty, like they wanted to be a consultant group or something. |
| I bought IVV today, sorry, guys |
| It’s calls so it’s puts |
| Crypto down 20%+ in the last month 📉 |
| My wife said she likes it soft ☹️ |
| We are in trouble. Consumer is hurting. |
| Bull is fuk |
| Agreed |
| #AMD down because market was expecting them to announce a new partnership with OpenAI LMAO🤌 |
| Stock market lost 500 billion alone in tech stocks today. Yes my calls are fried…but either way that’s a reality check. |
| ive got free shit you can have too, you just have to come take it |
| Puts |
| https://preview.redd.it/8gjcw6erebzf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82f53badf952fa76bc177de5d8c731ce26a42652 |
| couldn't find the comment but basically they've reached profitability since q3 24 (why the like 2400% run up in a year), but the revenue lagged q2/25 (q4/24, q1/25, & q2/25 revenues were 113.4m, 116.5m, 91.3m) because tariff scare pushed some of their emea (europe, africa, middle east) orders from q2 to q3/4 \n\nthis isn't me making anything up, they literally confirmed this in their earnings call "Our EMEA business accounted for 43% of our quarterly revenue. This is down slightly year over year due to customer platform launches being pushed into later quarters. " @ 14:34 - [**Microvast Holdings, Inc. (MVST) Q2 FY2025 earnings call transcript**](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/MVST/earnings/MVST-Q2-2025-earnings_call-345555.html) from their website [**Quarterly Results - Microvast Holdings, Inc.**](https://ir.microvast.com/financials-filings/quarterly-results) \n\nadditionally, in their q2 presentation they said 450-475m full year 2025 and with 116.5m revenue q1 & 91.3m q2, which puts q3/q4 average of 121.2m revenue each quarter for a 450m full year revenue (which would be a record quarter) and in past 2 years, they've only underperformed their revenue outlook 1/8 quarters. |
| Si señor! |
| No, its fucking over |
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| Due to certain market conditions, I have decided to pivot from gambling to selling feet pics. \n\nThank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Puts on OPEN for earnings? |
| Bruh I'm getting fucking robbed by taxes. It's damn near 33% of my paycheck. Wtf??? |
| I put in an order to move my entire 401-K into bonds and I'll sit on the sidelines for a bit. The last time I felt this way was in December 2021 and I bought it back in October 2022. I kept my gains and made interest while everyone else took two years to recover. |
| Is there an option to replace red with green on my phone? |
| Guys, it went down 1.17% today and y'all acting like it's 1929. |
| Maybe, maybe not. Time will tell |
| Gross dude. This is a trading sub |
| $OVTZ |
| Aren’t they the same bot? |
| Yeah so you’re gonna learn in the coming days that the stock market fluctuates, it doesn’t just go up. Hope this helps! |
| # POLYMARKET: Fed decision in December? 25 bps decrease CHANCE IS AT 69%\n\n69 69 69\n\nWE ARE CUTTING |
| Reddit I think is a buy and hold even at this price. I think they’re due for a massive data partnership within the next few months also I like the app. There’s a lot that sucks but it’s the app I spend the most time on. \n\nHOOD I just want to tank on earnings so bad. I feel bad that I missed the boat but I need a better price to buy in |
| Male Tesla driver here. I can only find female charging spots at my local Walmart. What the fhuhk Cathy wood I hate this is this your idea!!???? |
| sounds like a dramatic teenager lol |
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| What does DonaldPump have to say about this ? |
| didn't we just play this game.like 3 weeks ago? just calm thw fuck down and eat some cheetos |
| Schiller PE just prior 2009 financial crisis: \~25\n\nCurrent: \~40 |
| is this thing on? |
| I wish my parents named me something cooler, like Dick |
| What other choice do I have? Sell??? Nahh |
| LMAO🤌 |
| Mamdani will make New York better, that's not a negative. |
| Buying the NVDA dip |
| Everything is a death sentence with this clown |
| Riced in homie |
| I have 34 positions... All in the red. It's hilarious and I laugh out loud when I look at what I done |
| ok, do you think it would gave auto exercised my long in that case? |
| Mstr baggies show yourself. |
| The end is I |
| I love the memes in a bear market |
| Whenever shit is going down, the amount of funny memes usually go up. We can't lose |
| Aren’t they just selling off their winnings after the ZT merger? |
| Want some chips with that dip? |
| You are definitely not my wife |
| This is terrible financial advice |
| Be sexy and confident when others are greedy hot moms. |
| So buying 30% SOXL....may have been a bad idea |
| u might be right on this |
| Green Days > red days > cock and ball torture. Perspective ppl |
| You could’ve bought yourself a nice low end Alfa Romeo |
| 3 days. |
| Solid like 50% gain lol |
| I'm 31 lol, I'm not even rich, in California I might be considered upper low class, lower middle class if I'm lucky. But I work like a dog in low income positions. What is the investors center? |
| Cuz the Tesla forgot to olug themselves in. They parked in the female spot with a male car . It’s the future of parking . Segregated Tesla spots . Get out of my spot |
| Plz vote guys |
| Donny ain't gonna save you tomorrow. They aren't releasing a ruling on the tariffs til next year supposedly - tomorrow is just the arguments... |
| Wow, you're an idiot. |
| Tomorrow. We needed a few fake pops to flush out the paper hands. I think now it V for real |
| Got a headache someone touch me |
| AMD Beats earnings and is drilling, this market is fucking with us. |
| JUST IN: Trump on Truth Social says tomorrow’s U.S. Supreme Court case on tariffs is “literally life or death” for the country, affecting financial and national security, and praises record-high stock markets. |
| Me too |
| Nice port, did you cut it yourself? |
| you too!?!? |
| COSTCO!!! |
| He now has a new generation of haters |
| Tomorrow may be too |
| I been thinking about this too. Saylors ponzi scheme will collapse. This is what happens when you take a technology who's only usage case was buying drugs off onion site markets and use your failing business analytics software company to purchase this "asset". |
| Found the fucker |
| Insane shake out |
| The best thing to do when you buy at the top is immediately sell when it goes down slightly to cut your losses. Otherwise you will lose everything. |
| Lol. My entry point was probably a little higher. |
| Me: [sound of beer opening]\nHer: "Are you drinking again?"\nMe: [long pause] Noooooo? |
| Can’t all be green days. Good buying opportunity. |
| Good God, this market sucks. I want my Bidenn blankie back |
| Finally a market correction. |
| All my positions are 2 months - a year out so I'm watching for now |
| Buying opportunity for cash gang. I still have a few pennies ready to go. |
| 2w |
| There's too much to fill there. She's a hot dog down a hallway |
| bullrfuk is so much funnier than bearhunter\n\noh wait\n\nLMAO 🤌 |
| Lost a couple thousand on some gains these past two days. So sad. |
| Tom Lee said spy to 750 before EOY and he is of Asian descent so calls |
| You will most likely get exercised. Most of them automatically exercise when in the money. Most retail brokers don’t post assignments until late at night or early the next day. |
| Yo NVDA movement wtf was that |
| I’ve been screaming for a year about Smci operating margins. Think folks are catching on. |
| I’m all in levered to the tits on BMNR at 40’. Laughing maniacly in the fire. A cleansing fire this is. HAHAHHAAHAHAJAHAHAHHAHAHAHA |
| What about the drones at European airports that are gronding flights? |
| What do you mean leverage works both ways?!?! |
| Dear market, why are you ghey? |
| looking back the writing was on the wall: \n1. circular ai jerking \n2. lack of energy to accomplish stated ai revenues \n3. extreme forward looking ai revenues \n4. buffet bailing \n5. burry apeing \n6. meta/msft breaking \n7. govt closed for weeks \n8. months of endless 'up only' \n9. supreme court tariffs case \n10. mandami taking over financial capital of the world \n11. years of ber rage building up \n12. fake gyna deals \n13. burritos becoming too expensive \n14. crypto crashing \n15. probably at least 3 people you know personally in your circle struggling to find work \n16. ai slopping up everything \n17. europe and canada drying up faster than ur mum \n18. gamblingfication of everything \n19. crime is legal \n20. im tired but you get the point \n \nAnd before you say buffett and burry are fake and ghey, realize what sort of public transportation you're riding to wendys presently and what sub you're spending your precious time in. |
| Until it’s not |
| i don’t get how dollar keeps going up 😭 |
| Nobody here will be able to handle that, everyone would instantly sell the moment it reaches one cent |
| So with chipotle and cava shitting the bed, puts on sweetgreen is a no brainer right? |
| Lmaooo he was too late |
| You'll be able to afford someone much better looking, but thank you for the offer. |
| You didn’t lost, you hedged your winnings |
| if she can split like that I'm sure someone will fill the gap |
| lol, meh. |
| nah, the bulls just don't want to look in the daily thread cause they're sad |
| I dont believe you |
| It’s fucking over, fellas. Back to levels unseen since late last week |
| why did god have to take some random dick chaney dude today instead of michael baury why 😭 |
| I bought bread and no money left |
| riced in |
| Everything’s computer. |
| I heard rumors that in Burry's next movie "BigBig Short", r/wallstreetbets will be briefly mentioned among those who made fun of Burry and later on the movie sit in shame and silence after being proven wrong. |
| Lisa Su is knocking it out of the park.\n\nLove that she has a PhD in electrical engineering.\n\nMaybe more CEOs should have an understanding of what they're saying 🤔 |
| It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas 🎄🎁🎄 |
| Amazon just sold all of their AMD holdings. |
| Here’s an idea: We have one random day a year that’s like the purge, except it would be all stocks immediately dropping to $0.01 and being bid back up. |
| Pan-m |
| What we’ve experienced today is mass sell-off so everyone can rotate into GOOGL |
| FNMA |
| \- DicksFried4Harambe |
| How in earth is AMD not up massively off this beat and raise ??? Lol |
| snot green like a throat infection? |
| #HIMS down on the news that their biggest customer (Dick) died LMAO🤌 |
| 420 by thanksgiving please |
| Hear me out. Enable options. Take all stock positions. When your positions pop, sell calls instead of outright selling. If it dips back down, you keep that money. If it extends further and you end up being forced to sell your stock? You sold it for more than you would have if you sold the pop the day you sold that contract. \n\nI will almost never outright sell my stocks since starting this unless there is something serious I dont like about the company that comes out. |
| Thanks for playing , tmrw we rip |
| No, this is the top of tops, the market will never be green again I'm afraid |
| what a fucking regard. proud of you! (I did this too with 0dte spy options) |
| Long $ROPE. Down almost $20k in 6 days |
| Sad day to be poor |
| Go get em tiger! |
| I love dan Nathan. He's so negative like me |
| my move tomorrow is to take it in the ass (again) and hope I get $5 from it for food |
| Yeah the one thing I bought puts on, AMZN |
| bynd was the top indicator |
| You can always do a 4x bull VIX 🙂 \nBeen making some good money on that, especially bear |
| And I always remove the suggested tip. |
| It will clear uncertainty for people that ain’t getting a pay check. That’s what the government ain’t doing at the moment. |
| Pull up - AMD is up +22% in the past month and +150% last 6 months... |
| IV, and Theta on your 3-DTE contracts are a hell of a thing. |
| Saw one banbet before earnings of PLTR which is -5% in 24h. But the guy had 1 win, 9 loss streak and i was not so convinced. But the kid was correct. |
| 5 to 6 |
| definitively by 2027 |
| YTD? |
| When I can count the times “AI” is mentioned in earnings calls on one hand. |
| LMAO🤌 |
| We're starting to see that the rate limiting factor for AI is not chips, but power. |
| Buy high sell low….BRRR |
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| days like this. sometimes, im glad i have a job lol |
| RDDT just needs to get her gap filled below 180. |
| Pure retardium of the finest grade. |
| ALAB cooked, but I am cooked too. Fml |
| That's wild |
| Copium or hopium? |
| Because of the Airspace |
| Guh |
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| Having money is not everything, it's the only thing LMAO |
| I think it's time to |
| Hey guys just wanted to check in and ask what's happening to my AMD and NVDA investments? People say here every day that they'll keep going up. What's going on? |
| After an 80% drop in all these stocks yes. |
| I’m exiting liquidity from my pp |
| Zooming out on the 5yr chart |
| When are you gonna hit your stop loss? |
| No. Recession. |
| May average is 752 @45 shares im so cooked |
| My azzcheeks are raw bro. What was up with that today. Bounce back tomorrow right? |
| Gonna need some snap benefits to feed my dog |
| I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.\n\nI don't know y. LMAO |
| Oh, I believe it. |
| What about sometime last week or a week before, three percent down |
| Marker got it back in blood |
| BRK laughing watching Big Tech burning all it’s cash on chips and data centers, then adds to its Sirius XM position… |
| Someone hacked into my account and bought a bunch of 🌽 a month ago 😡 |
| This is the worst market crash in history |
| coke and hookers |
| I like your fighting spirit, sport! |
| It's this guy's fault everybody! |
| 2025 is a bull market for 20 stocks. \nBear market for the remaining 480 stocks. |
| Kryptonian dump going V at the moment, there’s some hope… |
| Remember, you only lose money when you actually sell. |
| 5500. |
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| Market down like dick cheney |
| You’ll be the driver |
| How many more red Spy days until next green |
| Found the needle in the haystack and nuked it |
| Has anyone checked on how this guy is doing today |
| yea bro, I sold my all META and used all my margin to sell even more 😎 |
| Yeah, I wouldn't be doing gold right now, but historically gold has been one of the big ones. \n\nGold is rocketing up right now because central banks are buying up a ton of it. Especially china who wants to undermine the dollar's position as The world reserve. |
| sardines might be cheaper! |
| https://preview.redd.it/qvie5nrudbzf1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb48582adc8d835bb6d31cdd15fdd1c6425d4156 |
| People with cash, when are you planning to buy in? |
| Fear greed when others too greedy, greed fear when greed gets fearful |
| Have you got weird hair and a glass eye? If yes you’re hired. |
| At least your not on margin account…. Buying option like buying stocks |
| I made a profit, but wish I had sold at open and then loaded back up an hour later, ah oh well. |
| Squirtz til it Hertz |
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| understandable reaction. my pp also went hard for palantir but then i decided to chill out and watch spongebob. avoided a disaster. |
| 🤣😭 |
| !banbet SPY $$735 30d |
| Someone kiss me I’m sad 😔 |
| Penis can |
| no doordash for me this week |
| I think UNH hits closer to 300 before coming back |
| 2 or 3 down days in a row and most of them will be insolvent and self deport. |
| I can’t believe it ! I’m finally heading back to Wendy’s they say I can start immediately |
| I tried being ghey when others were straight and got punched. |
| Bad either way. No tariffs=no incoming money. Yes tariffs= continuous instability. However I lost money all week so I’m the wrong person to ask. |
| Please sell 😂🤣 |
| You all realize hertz was up 30% today right ? |
| I need it to go more down please |
| Well hope my 678 calls expiring 11/7 print |
| or AI could accelerate even more and it's not actually a bubble? I just wan money |
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| Believe it or not \n\nCalls |
| Smash cut to some Boomer holding CSCO since March 2000. |
| flat? |
| AMD beating estimates mean that people can still afford GPUS and data centers ,which mean people still have money, which means AI isnt doing a good job automating and replacing people.\n\nSo the stock will probably tank. |
| It it would’ve gone up 1% no one would have thought anything was out of the ordinary though |
| I fixed your list to help you.\n\nANET\n\nALAB\n\nSHOP\n\nPLTR\n\nMETA\n\n~~RDDT~~\n\nNBIS\n\n~~HOOD~~\n\nGEV\n\nMU |
| "It's just a fact." 🤡🤡🤡 |
| Hope you recover!! |
| Oh we can go much much lower |
| When is META going back to $700? |
| Herding** |
| With QQQ under 620 now, I’m officially in the red on every position I hold |
| Physically impossible |
| Squeeze incoming |
| No 🧢 |
| UPST and SMCI calls -99% tomorrow |
| Can MM not be difficult and let us have the big moves when market is actually open |
| I bought just right in the top of that ducking mountain .. fuck my life aahahha |
| Moved to a 70-30 income, mostly mid length t-bonds last month because this shit is so stupid. \n\nIf the market dumps im up 10% to and can buy the bottom market down ~ -25% nice 40% burger or so. \n\nif it dosent I'll miss out on 30% or so and will have to take my 7-10% penance in not trusting 30-50 f/pe. |
| How can he not.\n\nMayor of New York controls the New York Stock Exchange obviously. |
| How about a 2000 one? |
| It will get better but not for TSLA. You owe Elon $1T. |
| can you make it two? only way to be sure and all that... |
| I tried that last thursday when META tanked 13% and its still not working |
| Not gonna lie, watching a giant, hard, throbbing, veiny, black cock go in and out of a vagina is kinda gay. I like it. |
| Buy in increments while its dropping, that's the secret sauce |
| Lisa escorting bols and bers to the slaughterhouse |
| Can't even get a 20% dip in 24h on corn anymore. Boring |
| Jesus Christ that website sucks. Just filled with ADs for tacticool gear, patriot hats, and hearing aids. |
| Oh man you are at least better than the guy with 1.3 mil PLTR yolo yesterday |
| Buy the dip |
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| I lost everything I’m down like 300 dollars I don’t even care anymore I’m selling my house and living in my car full porting what I have left in bynd and praying |
| yeah but redditors generally skew berish anyway because of the depression 'n' stuff |
| ' Don’t judge me"\n\nYou're kinda inviting it with a comment like that. |
| Honestly, it probably did lol. |
| Some of yall are soft af |
| Thank the lord I remembered the 11th commandment:\n\n11. Thou shall never play AMD earnings LMAO 🤌 |
| Today was a blood bath |
| How does that compare to how much zuck spent trying to force metaverse? |
| Fuck you. It’s about timing the market to perfection to maximize all profits. Go back to the investors center, baldy |
| Companies that have dipped that i might buy into, ( most are not real dips) :\n\nANET\n\nALAB\n\nSHOP\n\nPLTR\n\nMETA\n\nRDDT\n\nNBIS\n\nHOOD\n\nGEV\n\nMU |
| You mean the Court decision? |
| advanced money ehh small drop |
| I have puts for tomorrow so can it be tomorrow? |
| Not gonna grubhub my way out of this one |
| leverage? |
| Somehow sold my puts for a -10% loss today.\n\nIt was a tiny loss, but damn if I ain’t pissed about it. |
| the comments are fuking hilarious today 🤣🤣😂 some guy getting shitfaced drunk, some guy vomitting all day in the shower 🤣🤣 |
| I want to die I'm down 20% this week. (I'm still up 30% last 6 months) |
| Yeah bro I want more |
| thats what iv been saying everytime corn dumps the smallcaps dump and then it recovers while the smallcaps stay down. its like they are taking the hit |
| Just found out about 'fine water' and water sommeliers. I am calling top. |
| What's the outlook tomorrow? I know you all are the real insiders... |
| Yes |
| BRK enjoyers finally feeling happy for a change |
| Gaylord Focker? |
| GOOGL green by midnight. |
| How long have you been investing for? It's been better for like three straight years, and basically like 14 of the last 16 years. Grow a pair |
| Why hasn’t 🥭 blamed Muhamdani for the stock market slump yet? Is he stupid? |
| It’s so bearish in here there’s no way it’s not the bottom |
| It will take them weeks or months to deliberate the ruling |
| is down 1%, not 10…da f |
| BRK ripping on its cash position. Lol. |
| Except gold is following the stock market now because the gold market is regarded |
| Everyone knows that women can’t nut |
| Honestly it kind feels like 🌽 is catering and pulling down all the small caps with it |
| https://preview.redd.it/78my056bdbzf1.png?width=252&format=png&auto=webp&s=2cef81227ffeff32bc4e12a5c073b04e88f47cda |
| Did Dick Blumenthal always have that lisp? |
| Just gonna watch TSLA to see if my put LEAPS come in the money, which they're not far from doing. |
| What does the government do that its not doing right now |
| I genuinely want to die. I genuinely want to die |
| Tom Lee hiding in a spider hole 🕳️ |
| So Burry was right? |
| Have you tried searching "cava" and "food poisoning"? They handle a lot of raw veggies and some locations aren't staffed by the best |
| I exaggerated slightly, but Pizza Hut has a Large 1 topping for $11.99. Assuming large is 14", the same pizza costs $22.99 at the local place. Note this is a small town in a HCOL geographic area. |
| Chart looks like my wifes boyfriends dick after he’s pumped her on the 30th |
| thank god all of WSB sold their META(i'm tricking the algos bros) |
| No today is the first day it has ever gone down 3% from ath |
| panic = panic\n\ncan = can-adian\n\npanic-can |
| Cost me soooo much |
| Plausible explanation for the dumping:\n\nOrange insiders got word that Orange will defy the Supreme Court if they rule against tariffs and are front running the dump but word got out amongst their rich friends and associates |
| Let it burn IDGAF |
| lol PINS |
| money flowing into bonds??? ugh |
| ded cat tomorrow |
| Be fearful when fearfulls are full of fear |
| You ain’t got shit till it hits your bank account |
| We’ll all be dead long before that |
| I was promised an asteroid. I demand an asteroid. |
| people think that because they get baked all the time, baking food will make it feel good ... in their defence, it works sometimes tho! |
| https://preview.redd.it/pixn2o95dbzf1.jpeg?width=929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1849d6db2fd0f181f24ff7c611c332b35a61f771 |
| Me: sees report and guidance, "Thank God I didn't sell covered calls"\n\nMe: sees after hours drop regardless, "Should have sold covered calls." |
| META down ~17% in 5 days |
| It’s brutal, I’m down 20+% on some junior miners. The second I sell they’ll rally |
| I BOUGHT THE DIP BUT IT KEPT DIPPIN |
| I need a stronger deity for this. The lord isn't strong enough. I need the LAWRD! |
| Boo fing hoo |
| Great time to go long pussy |
| God guides my hand \n\nHe makes sure I hold the bag for NBIS\n\nI don’t want it anymore. |
| OH ! So you're "RETARDED" retarded. |
| Because I bought calls |
| more like AMDiddler lolol |
| Man, I can't wait to see the epic meltdown in here if we have a 2008 style drop. 😎 |
| #GUH. |
| Haha looks like a Zero Budget Stories screenshot. Love it! |
| Market will recover once government is open. Thank you for your attention to this matter…… |
| At this rate open Ai collabs with SPY please |
| I bet that full port NVDA guy @ 210 that ended up selling is crying with joy right now |
| Lmao yes the people who have been investing their millions into the stock market will all throw in their 1k checks at the same time and that’s what will do it |
| when the when the when the when |
| I say it bounces tomorrow |
| Waiting to see how tmw plays out |
| both |
| So many people over leveraged to the tits after pumping for 6 months straight. QQQ was up ~60% since April at the peak lmao. This could get ugly |
| Been time son |
| Hertz 🚀 tm |
| Bear? |
| Gonna buy more MSTR 011626 150p |
| uhhh ok ahhh so i buy uhhhhh... put-calls? |
| He sold twitter to XAI in a shares for shares deal. |
| ill fkn buy you a Happy Meal if HOOD jumps after earings. I need this shit severely. SoFi and HOOD are harassing me |
| Pump or dump on tariff cancel? |
| Advanced IV Crusher |
| AMDiddy |
| Only the one Nvidia boy likes Taste of |
| Axon tasered itself. |
| Fearful others be greedy when are. |
| smci=aids |
| Saylor sweating out kerosene 🤡 🤣 |
| Wtf AMD do something! |
| Whatever you think will happen, wont happen. Always reverse the reverse and inverse the inverse. |
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| Forward P/E is 28, which is quite in line with other tech companies |
| Thanks Obamdani |
| Have you tried spy shares? |
| Did i do it wrong |
| Gold down. BTC down. Equities down. Oil down. \n\nTake heart, though, because VIX is up! |
| Pussy |
| everything will be ok \*hugs\* (well not tomorrow, but next month?) |
| Pissed I sold my puts at closing yesterday 🙃 |
| MSTR been falling off a cliff for a while |
| And its still red. Advanced money destroyer at it again\n\n\nSelling AMD earning calls is free money at this point. |
| If you didn’t buy calls today what are you doing |
| bitcoin\n\n**ethereum**\n\n#cryptocurrency |
| What vomit did he write this time? |
| OMG!!! 😱 the market dropped 1% after going up 30%+ non stop since April |
| LIGHT WEIGHT BABY!!!! |
| Pan-ee-can for me. |
| I’ve been hearing about a “Tariff Stimulus” check. The way he keeps pitching it I feel like it’s only a matter of time as he thinks Americans will welcome a stimulus check. Imagine the effect that, paired with more liquidity in the market (end of quantitative tightening Dec 1) will have..Santa rally for sure |
| Don’t worry zuck will have even more cap ex next year |
| Literally nobody wanted any of the deals he says he’s getting lol |
| noooo. did u long? |
| generational rotation from jelly to fart |
| If AMD could stay down until open so I can pick up my nickels from AMDD I’d really appreciate it |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/FoundationRegular661 made a bet that AMD would go to 239.69 within **2 hours** when it was 251.689 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 22 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| So that’s your proof? A random tweet? IBIT and FBTC both down today meaning OUTFLOWS. If you’re saying binance is manipulating the price down, no, they’re not. Whales on binance manipulating it down? Sure, happens all the time. But binance isn’t directly doing anything |
| Turtle dick? TURTLE DICK!, |
| Most people here don't understand that the market moves in two directions |
| Ah, if he did lucky ass timing |
| cry for first hour, have a nice day drink, have a few more, end up dancing confidently around the house before checking my port and going to get some tuna for my week’s worth of lunch. Not sure after that |
| Not complaining they are selling! |
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| RemindMe! 1 month |
| Amen lol |
| \*CANADA PROJECTS C$78.3B DEFICIT THIS YEAR; PREV EST. C$42.2B\n\n\n\nLOL |
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| I bought the only August 2026 $7 put today.\nA firm bought them, they will rack up crazy debts then bankrupt the company. Classic investment firm move |
| AMD 🤝 PLTR 🤝 META |
| Should have thought about the direction you were headed 3 months ago. Some money is better than no money? |
| Go for it 😉 |
| In 3 years! |
| Burry was right, bigly, one time. Every other thing he’s tried to say since ‘08 has been noise. Dude bought heavily into water, I mean fish fuck in it for christ sake. |
| Can you post all your moves going forward, so I can like, do the opposite each time? |
| Started with getting fucked by my put spreads…bought my short positions back and banked with ITM wings. Closed half too early, but kept enough to flip a small profit before close. |
| U don't do NNN smh |
| Thank g for RIVN |
| someone said he sold after hours yesterday at $215 when it jumped |
| Top is in? |
| Ohhhhhh baby, \nOmaha Beach tommrow? |
| im fukt.. |
| Actually not that bad. Chill the fuck out. If we see SPX/NDX dive 10% over the next couple of days I would be worried. |
| well at least theres some loss porn on this stupid sub for once |
| Sometimes selling covered calls is a blessing. |
| SPY up almost 20% in the last 6M and y’all complaining |
| Yes |
| When girls post homosexual things online it’s all sexy but when I do it’s suddenly gay and fake |
| Is Panican pronounced like Phoenician but with a hard P, or like Anakin Skywalker with a P in front? |
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| I was looking at AMD options at 250 and noticed they were roughly even for both puts and calls on open interest, so I thought it would be flat. It can't be that simple!? |
| Intel is my portfolio knuckledragger rn. Better bounce back |
| You're right let's put the sexual predator back in office he's historically done great |
| got lucky bought right at the bottom, still down 30% on my portfolio |
| Has anything actually gone up with earnings lol |
| Ruh roh buddy! |
| Did the 1.5 mil PLTR guy sell? He's down at least 100k |
| all the bul loss porn is going to make no nut november impossible 🙈 |
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| I’ve been vomiting all day I literally fell asleep in the shower and liquidated about 10k and lost it all on rain bet literally we are screwed meta dropped like 20% |
| i still dont know whats bullish or bearish in regards to SCOTUS. Keeping tariffs and having tax revenue and less uncertainty, or cancelling tariffs and having to refund them, but saving.. basically SME and 90% of americans? |
| michael burry? you mean michael BERry |
| I don’t have shares of the spy bro. This is fuckin Wall Street bets |
| No it's because we don't like you shilling stupid bs not because we're bearish |
| I’ve been watching $META since it dumped over $100. It’s gonna take off when I’m not looking I swear 😂 |
| It was priced in a long time ago. AMD stock is up over 100% YTD. |
| Goog leaps are still ok lol |
| Karp and Burry cock docking rn 🖖 |
| shiit, been in with amd since the high $80 a share |
| Job openings in October slumped to the lowest level since February 2021 LMAOOOO |
| Things won't be back to normal until bols get their SNAP benefits in full. |
| I too have learned my painful lesson. Never touching it again…actually maybe in the 20-30s |
| Honestly if I was a CEO right now with a pre-scheduled sale of stocks, I’d just do a PR the day before sale and say “We partnered with Nvidia.”\n\nDoesn’t even have to be tech. Could be a dairy farm and still get a 10-20% bump.\n\nNot seeing anything that makes it illegal. |
| Ngl that Dennys chart is hilarious |
| **Dennys drops 20% yesterday then gets acquired by another company and pumps 50% next day** \n\n*totally fair and unrigged, nothing to see here* |
| Will we ever be so back again? |
| Why is liquidity drying up??? |
| Are we okay AMD bros? Tell me everything will be okay. |
| We're getting the gang back together, for one more big short. - Christian Bale to Michael from The Office (2025) |
| AMD green by open |
| * **In April'25:** I posted multiple times that Fear and Greed Index was at Extreme Fear level and I was buying stocks with all my available cash - my posts were heavily downvoted\n* **Today:** I posted multiple times that Crypto Fear and Greed Index is at Extreme Fear level and I am loading up on Ethereum, Solana and Bitcoin - my posts were heavily downvoted\n\nSuch heavy downvotes are a sign that people are extremely bearish so you are getting a great value on those assets\n\nTake that how you will... |
| Yes; it unfortunately had an unintended consequence though. People realize that Lulu is high quality, however Costco-equivalents (such as Kirkland labeled products) are also known to be high quality, therefore when Cosco is selling the same product at 1/5th the cost it undermines the actual value of the non-Kirkland products. In essence, why pay 5x when Kirkland is just as good? That, combined with high volume is what makes Costco very compelling to consumers.\n\nThe lawsuit essentially created a Streisand effect for Lululemon and caused buyers to seek out the Costco-equivalents products at better prices. |
| HODL!!! |
| Yep. Eventually the AI agent economy will use cryptocurrencies because they are so frictionless and fractionable, BUT the coins they use will be coins pegged to real assets. unpegged cryptoassets are too volatile to be good for microtransactions. They are less trustworthy than fiat. |
| No thanks. Just because that’s good on one day doesn’t outweigh the insane run up tech has had. I’d rather be all in tech this year. |
| guy is doing some freaky stuff in his office that's for sure |
| Go and sin no more. |
| Rklb |
| TOAST up 7% after hours on earnings beat. Dropped 10k into this this morning due to some regards DD in here. Tyvm, that $700 flip is my only green in this sea of thousands of red $ |
| It’s not shit the bed tho |
| me too by accident. if we shoot up before i get closed by ikbr, im duuuuked |
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| Boy they sure thought he was the white devil |
| plt R 😳😳😳😳😳😳 |
| I can afford my home gym along with my oven thank you |
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| wen panic you should panic and panic some panic |
| Well done, my dude. Now cash out your winnings and go the fuck home. |
| axon tased itself in the nuts |
| If you didn’t sell ur puts at 4 you asked for this |
| Welcome to insurance and hedging. |
| Be greedy when others are others |
| Everybody wants to be a shareholder, but nobody wants to hold no heavy-ass shares. |
| yeah I fkd up timing and bought like 4-5 days ago. am getting railed rn. im sure its gonna bleed tmr too |
| what if both at the same time |
| Gym is cheap. Try it sometime |
| Yea dats right he wanna Tree fidddy |
| I want nvda to go lower so I can load calls for earnings. |
| u/grok is this true? |
| 🥭 just posted \n\n“Tomorrow’s United States Supreme Court case is, literally, LIFE OR DEATH for our Country. With a Victory, we have tremendous, but fair, Financial and National Security. Without it, we are virtually defenseless against other Countries who have, for years, taken advantage of us. Our Stock Market is consistently hitting Record Highs, and our Country has never been more respected than it is right now. A big part of this is the Economic Security created by Tariffs, and the Deals that we have negotiated because of them. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” |
| Is it time yet for calls on natural gas? |
| Sentiment and trend shift is happening. It was "nothing can hurt this market". Today, we saw that, literally nothing, hurt the market. Actual retards won't even know what happened for weeks. |
| The best part about AMD shitting the bed is that bearhunter won't be making 500 comments tonight, shilling for AMD |
| Nice man. My old man port is up ~140%, my gambling one approaching 70% YTD |
| Oh shit, really? Haha, as it happens i was just revisiting the behind the bastards podcast episodes on Peter Thiel. Haha, why anyone would keep their money long term is insane to me. Obviously, make some money in the short term because the grift is real and profitable but damn. No, it’s not the future of law enforcement. Criminals get better. |
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| What a pivot |
| https://x.com/traderview2/status/1985736863374864447 |
| Lmao. Retard |
| Ok |
| He’s holding a teddy ber in an aisle of a store. |
| Be fearful when others are greedy\n\nBe fearful when others are fearful\n\nBe fearful |
| Tesla 460 by 10 am fuck outta here |
| Herpes is a thing |
| On repeat |
| I was told corn 200k eoy 🤡 |
| TARIFF TRUTH MESSAGE I REPEAT TARIFF TRUTH MESSAGE |
| Updoot for Dua Lipa, comment for Sydney Sweeney |
| Watch out watch out watch out, is that a v i see in the distance |
| Hey now. The timelines aren't completely fake. |
| but then you miss out the opportunity of buying the dip! i have a job but a sane person has some investments budget not going all in xD |
| waiting on the drop below $42, then full port myportfolio into SMCI until it reaches $60 again |
| Just put the fries in the fucking bag |
| Long BYND |
| If they restored original Pizza Hut restaurants and recipes they would slay |
| Hahaaaaaa |
| Meta really has become a problem at this point I'm only up 181% since i bought in at $222. In April of '23 |
| PLTR bulls got rekt badly today 😂😂 |
| Nope typically a miss is up, so regardless I should of been good |
| Like time the market and fail 99% of the time? |
| P/E is meaningless |
| Alexa, play 1-800 by Logic |
| You’re 100% a fatass |
| No verified sex crimes=unfit to lead I guess |
| Its not clear when he took out the shorts, so I crunched some numbers. The EARLIEST he could've shorted would've been July 1, and the LATEST he could've shorted would've been September 30th. Assuming he went ALL IN on NVDA/PLTR shorts... the math works out to\n\nHim shorting NVDA July 1st would mean he's down -29.6%\n\nHim shorting NVDA September 30 would mean he's down -6.5%\n\nHim shorting PLTR July 1 would mean he's down -46%\n\nHim shorting PLTR September 30 would mean he's down -4.6%\n\n:/ we still have AMD, QCOMM, and NVDA earnings coming up AND we have a supreme court case going on tomorrow at 10 am EST.\n\n \nedit: This math uses stock numbers as of COB 11/4/25 AT market close :/ |
| sexy lisa su saxophone |
| oh |
| 🥁 |
| The advanced money destroyer AMD after earnings as is tradition |
| $168. |
| Tesla gonna go to 350$ a share by Christmas ? Santa wants Tree fidddy !!! |
| Hmmm |
| How? The market is down 1%! |
| How is SNAP a fraction of PINS market cap while generating 30% more revenue and reinvesting heavily back into their AR glasses? |
| I would argue most healthy foods are cooked stove top but okay flair poor |
| getting absolutely railed by HOOD. -7% on a fkn day? right before earnings? Its prob gonna bleed until earnings tmr and if they beat right back to fkn Break even |
| We need a dead meow meow in this mf |
| Print my nuts on your chin |
| No WE here. Not all of us were as convinced by stocks trading with 600+ p/e on concepts of a plan. |
| After years of buying puts, I finally buy calls. Maybe I should just stick to cash gang |
| 488 |
| SMCI just drill to 40 already so I can take a nap |
| Buy the dip!!! 🤷🏼♂️ |
| We’ll see if the trend is changing when overnight hits \n\nThey were very quick to start the bleed right away yesterday |
| Nobody to run refreshment stand? |
| Fixing his hair |
| Not too bad, you'll make it back sooner than you think |
| You ideally want to front run the next bear market, not wait to see if it is for sure a bear market |
| You're either in the WH signal chat, or you're not. Anwy, you want fries with that? |
| I got done durrrrty today. I had puts on ADM and it dumped 9% on earnings but recovered by open. |
| Wait for it to go back up. \n\nBut I wouldn't sell all of your inverse investment. A dip might be only the first dip. So sell half and buy the dip, if it dips more, sell another half. If it dips again, sell the rest. \n\nBut today was only a small thing. Personally, I'm not engaging my inverse investment, just riding the wave. |
| Spy 700 seems like ages ago |
| Everyone's ex0ecting a big dump here soon but drill team 6 needs get going here. Time's money and we dont got time to place these stairs down elevator up. |
| TLT and short QQQ. Metals have run-up too much already. TLTW has a nice divi so you get paid to wait, if your port is large enough for that to matter. |
| where the fuck is Tom Lee? |
| Advanced Money Theta |
| Thanks for explaining the sarcasm |
| I remember the texture, and the way the light looked through them, even though I haven't seen one in decades |