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| Ice cream machine must have been working yesterday |
| 749 holding on for dear life |
| Holding WMT calls ahead of my imminent employment as a Wal Mart greeter |
| Only up from here! |
| So, calls? |
| Real question is what are you not selling right now and why? |
| Bro RH wouldn’t let me buy MSTR puts. I tried from open until about 10am. Fucking stupid. |
| The v was fake and gay |
| Nice, good scam |
| and you thought V today |
| Locked in gains in IWM puts. Not going to overtrade today. At least that's what I'm telling myself. |
| I see the SpaceX IPO destroying the other space stocks unfortunately. |
| No crying bull! |
| I was upset when I lost $70 trying to time SPCE. |
| I found someone worse than me. |
| Hey look its me |
| It’s all over |
| https://preview.redd.it/sa4uvnif5h5h1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=a3f5e143c52362d4a6572c45a7e99d3955d989d9\n\nwhat can one do against so much hate |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Historical_Stage2622** bet **ASTS** goes from **98.08** to **120.0** before **19-Jun-2026 10:29 AM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 10 wins and 19 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| So the market thinks a Trump loyalist that was chosen by him to be more dovish than jpow is going to hike? Ok 😂😂😂 |
| !banbet ASTS $120 14d |
| Yeah but what was different or special about today that every whale and institution put mass sell orders across the entire market |
| Got in on the IPO with SOFI. |
| Imagine that. |
| If you don't understand what you're doing, this is just a gambling addiction with unlimited loss potential |
| Wen V? |
| Overlords: you can have this much of your V today..... \ .... |
| 650 |
| I may be over leveraged |
| the bubble is popping boyo, freak the fuck out and sell everything now |
| I'm not using AI to manage my portfolio or influence my investing decisions. Just plugging in my balances and asking it to project for various scenarios at different ages and in different markets to give me a good idea of where we'll be. No different than using investment calculators offered by the major brokerages, just less effort.\n\nI do compare that to what my retirement broker and investment broker projects as well. They're all in the same ballpark. You can just use AI to show you the numbers in the way you want to see them.\n\nI don't think there's anything stupid about using AI in this way. |
| Chat how cooked are my September AVGO 440c |
| Green by EOD… |
| V canceled |
| LULU safe haven |
| anyone else's options prices extremely fucked up? bought some QQQ 723 dailies, QQQ dropped like .80, and each contract was down like .70 |
| reminder... brkb and chill |
| What the fuck happened? Did 🥭 bitch ass say something? |
| Crushed.... 0.3% down.\n\nTruly regarded as one of the traders of all time. |
| DEPLOY AXIOS |
| Fuck man, down 1%, bubble popped. Better start buying ammo |
| Great jobs report. Tons of new jobs wiping old people butts in nursing homes\n\nGuess if trading doesn't work out, there is a fall back plan |
| We’re still V ing. Volume dried up on these red candles. The V was the highest volume of all day. Gonna just dry up here and then make one of those lopsided W’s and melt up all day |
| As always, happens the day after my puts expired |
| Weird since they rigged it everything has been hunky dory! |
| Bears about to remember were in a bull market. |
| At this point this happens every Friday lmao |
| It’s gonna be ok |
| Shit things are so bad they woke Tony Hawk up! |
| Algo eating |
| This post ruined my day! |
| unemployment remains high |
| avgo, cien, PL, rkb, cbrs, rdw all 2x diddled me for past two days. soxs and sndq helped with port not completely getting poof. PL, CIEN drop feels overdone. |
| sorry guys i put calls in at the limp dick V |
| I’m fucked but not as much as Saylor |
| Spacerally next week lets pray |
| more spy puts? |
| The buy button broke, only selling |
| Dam they destroyed the market in a matter of 1 hour lol |
| Stocks go up! |
| Ladies will buy a corset even during a recession |
| beautiful staircase straight to the Wendy's dumpster! |
| According to who? Lol. |
| Alot of fat that can be trimmed |
| You haven't seen crash yet 😂 |
| it isn't a dump unless SPY drops by 20% per day. |
| My port is 70% DRAM and I bought spy calls today AMA |
| just sell now bols, never know when that black monday is right around the corner... |
| I really thought we’d hit ATH today, I full ported my $20 into the casino and now I’m gonna lose it all |
| Lol, -1-3% is getting crushed? My guy, wait for the real pain |
| lmao facts |
| He’s the og wolfspeed pump and dumper |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/RisingToMediocrity** bet **ASTS** goes from **98.07** to **90.0** before **19-Jun-2026 10:28 AM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 26 wins and 25 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| he wont stop blowing up his rockets |
| 0 -> 100million -> 0 -> -1million |
| Did yesterday. oh yeah! |
| !banbet ASTS $90 14d |
| Don't stop I'm getting close. |
| Another day, another bag(s) |
| Can’t believe you bols fell for that lol |
| Youre a bagholder NOW |
| Bunch of positive earnings reports and solid jobs numbers. Can't let the plebs reap any of the value, must sell. |
| These IPOs will crash the market |
| https://preview.redd.it/im7vqdjb5h5h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bd46bbdbdfb0cfcabeac6020f56d49206cde614 |
| The electrician thing is kinda odd (I don’t know shit about it) but my buddy who was just doing sales white collar was sick of it quit and became an electrician but basically said the money is getting the masters license thing after 10 years then you can have your own business and hire journeymen and that’s when you make money until then I think he’s getting paid like $30 / hour says it sucks and as much as he despises sales is searching for another sales job after about 18 mos as an electrician up in MI \n\npeople talk about all the money in it and as if it comes very quickly but idk how true all that is. I think you can make close to $30 / hour as a sales intern, thought it would be hire for a professional electrician \n\nIf anyone knows about how the trades work maybe they can explain the path to money a little better but it doesn’t seem as simple as just go get a trade job |
| You’re probably pretty isolated if that’s really the predominant feeling you have at this moment. |
| We must reinstate PDT and up the limit to 50K to appease the market gods. |
| Omg sp500 down 1% what to do wow omg! Market crash omg! Fk u bears! |
| It's the one stock funds and retail will hold tightly right now (for obvious reasons). It's at fairly low volume at the moment, so any and all small movements are basically tied to the S&P500 and some industry ETFs. |
| No AI crying in the casino |
| Levels not seen since Monday |
| Postions or ban |
| NVDA dip? |
| https://preview.redd.it/3s7bfria5h5h1.png?width=677&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e7d5ac63491c262236a27cdfbfe35bcd5a3eb82\n\n |
| One red day and everyone loses their minds |
| https://preview.redd.it/paq79w2b5h5h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7650dfa9bee9fcfcf5da6c211188109d44ef929 |
| Bottom is in |
| I bleed red |
| Dam this is a major crash LOL |
| Welp, another close the app day |
| Where all the look at MU forward PE nerds at |
| does the cafeteria serve tacos on friday |
| #SHUT THE CASINO!!! 🔥🔥🔥 |
| please MU just $20 lower 🙏 |
| I'm not turning Japanese........ |
| Losing going up losing going down.. fml |
| GUH!!! |
| Went all cash at open. Just gonna sit on 150K and sell options this is the beginning of a much needed correction. The healthcare rotation couldn’t make it more obvious.\n\nThe fed gets tested on this correction and then you full port semiconductors all end of 26-27. |
| It's a good time to have pattern recognition. |
| $PANW: thoughts? |
| Every time MU is down 5% on Friday, it goes up 20% Monday |
| we're going to crash out below 7500 huh |
| 1 million is a good start. That gives you a $30K to live on safely in your 30s. Oh wait you need around $12K for medical so you have $18K. |
| Yeah sure but the most successful space launch provider isn’t worth $1.75 trillion though, it’s an extremely inflated evaluation |
| Axios: Say we have a peace deal with Iran, Russia, and North Korea right fucking now!! And that all the world leaders are singing the Beatles |
| Maybe the PDT rule was good for some of you LMAO |
| 🤓🤓😂 |
| I am not making a call either way. Everything is way too frothy |
| Where’s the circuit breaker when we need it |
| Today we are doing a W instead of a V |
| Imagine not deleting the app |
| Mstr bols lmao |
| next. leg. down. |
| They only hire qualified applicants |
| JOEVER! |
| They just destroyed PL in one day |
| ooooooof |
| Any good sales on todays dump? |
| I hope this is AI generated. I really do. Oof. |
| I thought my 20k was bad.. |
| MSFT you asshole. Stop it. |
| Time to sit this one out and wait for the right move. |
| asts please give down to 95 zaddy |
| Yilongma |
| CLOSE THE CASINO!!! |
| People buy high risk assets then act surprised when they go down |
| Ever looked into parrot? I work somewhere and saw parrot drones being brought in |
| Picked up UUUU yesterday. Wish I had waited😩 |
| Be honest, how many of you fell for the fake V? |
| why in the m. fucking fuck $aapl is up today? |
| Oh nooooo \nit's a crash\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/azd9koj65h5h1.png?width=2002&format=png&auto=webp&s=42672ba9073bb152e5c1e303db814745f30369a7\n\n |
| Fuck I am a NOW bag holder. |
| So glad I sold my shares Monday |
| sorry guys i bought micron at 939, V canceled |
| Yep account is blown up |
| Is it over |
| Rookie number. Gotta keep doing until it’s gone. |
| Damn. Can’t even laugh this is so bad |
| Just call me Scottish because I've been kilt. |
| https://preview.redd.it/p8fpmk455h5h1.jpeg?width=1043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b97005fd736e868973b10a4484c70588d0fc39a\n\n |
| Today's summary - GUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
| DOES THIS MEAN VOO AND QQQ ARE GOOD??? |
| Watching the ladder is a complete game changer now, wow wtf have I been doing NOT using it |
| this is pride month but bols tot lmaooo 🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌 |
| forgot obligatory /s lol |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/EmbarrassedKoala3982 made a bet that MU would go to 1100.0 within **3 days** when it was 1030.632 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 16 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Bulls yesterday were so smug lol |
| No crying in the casino |
| Quick, someone yell a slur at bears |
| BTC B-lining it to the shadow realm |
| yeah bro, I think there are quite a few people, myself included, who are contemplating just closing the computer, and starting the drinking early this weekend. |
| 'Oh fuckkkk' |
| Anyone else just lowkey excited they have more time to buy INFQ? |
| I'm taking a shit... Priced in |
| Captain price?\n\nMy portfolio, going dark (red). |
| V CANCELLED GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES PEOPLE |
| under my administration fake bounces will be made illegal |
| Really curly ones pls |
| V baited me 😞 |
| THIS IS THE TYPE OF PRICE ACTION THAT MAKES PEOPLE VENGEFUL |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Bought the top on LASE today 🙄 |
| strong labor market, high inflation is a recipe for disaster apparently |
| What changed in the past couple of days? |
| Great day for buying! Lord knows the algos will, the free hand of market AI guides us all as Adam Smith fortold. |
| $VRRM |
| Not 0DTE cuz I’m not regarded |
| Who killed tesla |
| As long as $won > $lost we are good. |
| Too bad they were all in healthcare and fast food. |
| Congrats to today's newly appointed bag holders |
| Lower low incoming |
| I'm with you... I've been buying up shares when TCNNF was below $5 waiting for this moment. For anyone looking to get into the pot stocks, my recommendation today would be Green Thumb (GTBIF). My guess is that they are waiting for the full rescheduling of adult use and then will uplist to the NYSE too. TCNNF & GTBIF have been in lock step the past year up until this week. I expect in 6 months when both are listed on the NYSE their market caps will be fairly close again. My extra cash is going to GTBIF until they also uplist. |
| What’s the PE on that? |
| This weekend it will worsen. Insiders are probably selling in preparation for the next dump |
| What a fucking moron. All credibility lost 🤦🏻♂️ |
| STOP THE COUNT! |
| Thank you for your service. |
| Holy shit turn the PDT rule back on |
| Please can we get a deal 👉👈 |
| burn microslop burnnn |
| It must be Pride Month, I’m starting to feel like a gay ber |
| Welcome all bag holders lol |
| needs lesser pixels |
| Nobody fell for JPMs tsla PT hahahaha |
| Let the IPO fomo liquidation continue. |
| Remember bulls, just turn your app to Japanese and the line will go green |
| Guess everyone last night at the JPM spacex presentation decided they were going to participate in the IPO and took gains today |
| Bag |
| Rotation to Space X so that Elom can be trillionaire..\n\nRegards out there exceeding the ones in here |
| Wendy’s rejected my application |
| Freak the fuck out and buy BRK |
| Fake V abort I repeat abort |
| I’m cash gang today. It’s funny, I have been expecting this for months and it comes on a day when jobs numbers are good. Market makes no sense in either direction. |
| Next Friday calls for SPY or QQQ… |
| Was the time to sell semis yesterday? |
| Can someone tell me why I am holding CRSR I lost the plot? |
| My V was taken from me |
| You know when healthcare is up, everything is fucked. |
| Delete the Robinhood app. Don’t answer your phone. Definitely don’t answer your door. Nobody’s gonna arrest you for mismanaging an app on your phone. Stop worrying about it. Go for a hike. You’ll be fine. Everything is fine. |
| The V got GUHd |
| Only SpaceX IPO will heal my wound |
| lols at the regards who bought NVDA this week bc Vera Rubin sounded cool |
| The prints that were promised |
| CMG sells chips |
| Elon's gotta turn on his trading bots soon or he's gonna be broke. TSLA tanking |
| Anyone have the AIRR etf here? I like it so far. |
| yes, the algos. |
| V is cancelled |
| wow i see you have some issues there buddy, it was a joke |
| works until it doesn't |
| At least the chip stocks didn’t just fake pump for two months or anything…..oh wait. |
| Copper miners, $COPX |
| This...is not the plan. This is actually directly contrary to...the plan... |
| That fake V |
| I noticed |
| Yeah, we are seeing lows we haven't seen since last Friday. |
| What are the chances that insiders are selling because the war with Iran is about to heat up? |
| Guess this is the bottom guys 🫡 |
| wtf |
| Bers are feasting as we speak, biggest orgy they've ever had |
| I’m not gambling. I’m investing in 0dte x3 leveraged instruments |
| Well. God dramnit. Would you like fries with that? |
| Never knew how much I wanted to be a Gay Bear. |
| it's ok, so am i.\n\none of us, one of us.. |
| It's funny how once every 2 weeks the market is deep red and scared about "rate hikes!!!!!!!" then the next day $MU is up 30% like nothing happened |
| Rude |
| wtf! I was on Robin Hood and I had mu puts and they disappeared? They didn’t sell and it doesn’t show that they bought but I 100% bought them around market open. \n\nThey literally disappeared and I got refunded but I don’t see anywhere that shows that. Anyone had this happen? |
| -10% on shares today. Feels bad man |
| IM FINANCIALLY AND EMOTIONALLY RUINED |
| Y? |
| Bears about to. Feel bulls V |
| That was not the question brah |
| I bought a call to put an end to that green nonsense |
| I went from + 500 to -1000 to -3000 to -5000 and closed my positions at -1200. Hell of a Friday! |
| Oh, no. A correction after parabolic gains. We're doomed or something along those lines. |
| Who else is eating sleep for dinner this weekend |
| Checking in. ✔️ |
| It is absolutely astonishing how about 10 times in a row I have made the wrong move |
| avgoing to 300 |
| SRXH 🚀 |
| My wife is gonna kill me |
| We’ve had one V yes but have you heard of second V? |
| and back down it goes |
| Refinance where Michael? \n\nMichael.. pick up the phone please.. caller ID shows margin call. |
| What stocks are yall buying today. If any? |
| Looks like you're not fucking eating either\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING (my puts) |
| V my ass |
| The wealthy like inflation so long as it isn't hyperinflation. |
| How long before 🥭 says war has ended and Iran made a deal? |
| Make it stop pls make the bleeding stop |
| Fake V! Positions done for |
| What a fucking bloodbath lmao |
| whoopsie! |
| i use gemini sell signal tracker |
| What did my port ever do to you?! |
| Yet i keep giving. It's beacuse of my greatness. |
| it's not actually selling, it's shortterm deflating |
| TOS ui literally lagging today. first time ever. Forgot how to draw red candles |
| Wow AMD cost me\nEverything lol |
| Stop posting on Reddit and stop trading OP. You and most of the people here clearly don’t understand what you are doing. Stop taking advice from Reddit. To the people in the back. Stop forming your views around Reddit. |
| Dawg, i thought the dump was supposed to be next week |
| Lol it was a fake V, we are fucked |
| There’s a sucker born every minute and it’ll really hurt the bottom line if they’re educated before we squeeze them dry. |
| 3%? \n\n…First day? |
| Rate hikes guh |
| yes I loaded up but not calls. |
| Open a bag account |
| Its gone up every day for 2 months straight bruh lol |
| show of hands, how many of you fell for that weak ass "V"? |
| No PDT .. retail about to show algos who runs this show |
| Twitter ad from some ai company:" Get paid to turn your everyday actions into valuable AI training data.\n\nBrowse, submit, and get paid for every approved submission "\n\nPeak dotcom level stuff. |
| uh oh... |
| just switch to colorblind mode bro problem solved |
| Damn you guys are jinxing it.\n\nNow that I said you guys are jinxing it, it's probably ok.\n\nBut then, now i said it's probably ok, damn |
| squeezing sooo hard! |
| MSFT is gae as shit! This ain't 1997 anymore BRUHHHHHHHHHHHH |
| Die ASTS! DIE! 🔪 |
| Because dollar is strong. |
| Where is it I’m not seeing it |
| Stop with the fuckin red candles jesus fuck |
| https://beincrypto.com/tom-lee-sees-ethereum-at-250000-as-ai-and-tokenization-reshape-finance/ |
| Well said. Similar boat. I catch myself wishing these years away to retirement, this system is some bullshit. A really good guy I work with just died on his keyboard 2 weeks before retirement. God I’d be fucking pissed. |
| I blame the positive jobs report. Rate cut chances decrease because of it. Market doesn't like that. |
| Good jobs data which is bad for stonks |
| How did everyone know to sell everything at the exact same time?… |
| Thanks for the $$$$ |
| If btc goes below 60k I’ll bend over and take everyone 😈 |
| Yea man I got like 3 jobs last week. I'm now making less than 3 times the minimum wage. Take that poors. |
| Almost every friday since the war started has sucked |
| Gaps are meant to be filled. SPY 748-744 free fall when? |
| I was worried but after seeing this comment, calls are the only logical response. |
| Yeah, Bol R Fuk LMAO 🤌 |
| Jensen Huang to step down as NVDA CEO and become a League of Legends pro |
| The best money can lose |
| V when |
| When will I learn to stop chasing “value” and just buy leaps… probably never cause I’m regarded and I hate money |
| Exactly. How many times did he have to say this bs especially when rates were like 5.5%. They’re not fuckin raising them again. |
| It’s not good enough to screenshot yet. I’m not gonna log in the app until it reaches $80k. $50k currently\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/58h61azb4h5h1.jpeg?width=1092&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3db1205fea17463fcb11f0b72c0bc169be1e9bc |
| 12% I think l saw somewhere |
| you smell anyway saar |
| Sometimes they manually don't approve mine and I go "damn I hope it isn't the same person seeing all my BS trades" |
| Good. Buy more. Your calls are getting cheaper |
| Damn I’m getting smoked |
| i wish i had river-van money |
| Maybe on the 2,000th try this prediction will finally come to pass.. or the market just pulled back for an hour like it always does. We’ll be green again shortly. |
| Rip |
| Probably died |
| sorry for your loss |
| The guy who fudged the job numbers was a ber |
| Someone tell the market… |
| Does it look priced in now? lol |
| Fire up the coal mines. |
| Yep. |
| How is everything red |
| Is that really why it tanked? |
| glad i got out of most tech. in LLY and IOT , green on a red day |
| Of all my platforms, RH specifically the options pricing seems to be the most accurate and up to date. Sure would like to know wtf is going on |
| At least my MSOS shares are up 😅 |
| He mad congress took his war toys away |
| THIS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE WHY WE SELLING |
| AMD has got to get it going |
| Did he actually say that 😰 |
| https://preview.redd.it/oxiq561i4h5h1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=063b3e12ae86888030ec91bcaf92620f7c23dacf\n\nMcdonalds is up cuz i got a burger and fries yesterday |
| yes very parabolic |
| fuck today sucks |
| Holy fucking shit thank god my UNH bags are carrying me. That's a wild slide |
| Alright guys panic parties over. There’s not gonna be rate hikes. |
| # FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SPY GET THE LEAD OUT |
| Someone check on Saylor |
| Tesla gets good news for once and goes down?? |
| get fkd |
| Post the loss porn cock suckers |
| Good day for Red light therapy |
| If y'all didn't get nbis calls when it dropped, I don't want to be your friend anymore |
| You heard him he said keep rates steady |
| Reversal |
| Based |
| Part 2 I knew holding those puts was the right play even if I was a tiny teeny bit scared |
| CRDO shining brightly in a sea of red |
| ahhahahahahah |
| mu 0dte calls? |
| Aren’t we all over aspiring influencers? Bam Margera was the top |
| **TO MY NKAS THAT BE GREEN ON THE YEAR BE CAUTIOUS THEY ARE CREATING THE DEMAND FOR REVENGE TRADING TODAY** |
| unofficially |
| It would be worth losing all my money and living in a van down by the river just to see Bitcoin crash to zero. |
| This is it bois. MMs have officially got their shit together and we chop for the next 6 hours. \nBoth bers and bols made money |
| Bears on life support in the comments. |
| Okay, I guess I went a little farther OTM than usual, but I still bought close to the bottom(so far anyway) why the fuck aren't these little creeps turning green?! I know thetas mean, but wtf. |
| Sold every share I own of everything to go all in on options. This will go well. |
| Every dip is hiding and even bigger dip |
| I’m not concerned. Going to maintain my position |
| Sell in June and just be gay 🏳️🌈 |
| Tom Lee is dreaming if he thinks ETH is ever gonna get close to $250k, idek if thats possible because ETH doesnt have much of a cap on coins like BTC, moreover crypto kinda sucks ass so it wouldnt do that anyways. |
| all you have to do is swing rsi on mu and you win 🙂 |
| Yay the low volume fake pump back up to 0 after tge real moves in the first hour gotta prop up the economy\n\nOh yeah and short the shit out of oil even though that situation is just getting worse every second |
| truly degenerate. go find love man lol |
| Not time to buy until I see angry bulls in here |
| Just like I know that because I caught that long and am trying to let it ride it probably retraces the entire thing first attempt to new lows or some shit |
| SQUEEEZE THAT - 12% |
| Now put it all on black |
| I saw an evaluation saying that with all the damage to Iran and Russia oil supply chains that gas won’t be under $3 a gallon until 2032 if nothing else happens. |
| Is 🥭 ok? Y he no tweetin yet? |
| NVDA folks getting smoked |
| I need some Jesus juice |
| Rejected 315 back to 300 now soon for Tim 🍎 |
| I've learned my lesson. Every dip is a blessing in disguise! |
| sign up for my class |
| MSFT now officially given back all gains |
| gold heading back to 4100 |
| Calls here for sure |
| Should’ve fucking sold the top of that fake V |
| Hey man take it from an idiot and sell 200 of them lmao |
| How do these fuckers just drop the entire market like that? Evil greed demons at blackrock controlling market like a puppet on no news |
| wtf amd |
| No shit |
| BER WITH THE KO PUNCH |
| Round 2? Yes please! |
| The better part is, he is out 40k lol |
| Looks exactly the same. |
| Back down she goesss |
| Anyone remember when Nasdaq fell 12% in a day? |
| The AI run is over. Too good jobs data so no rate cuts this year. Rate hikes are more likely. This time it actually is over. Too late to freak the fuck out. |
| Ever since that PDT rule removal charts are moving like snails 🐌 |
| your friend is gonna get evicted if you don't win today |
| Barely noticed without this post thank you! |
| Pretty amazing how no matter how much money I put in my account number always goes down |
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| I'm not fucking selling and eating either |
| LEAPS are surely fine LOL |
| what are you buying right now? |
| I know hella ppl got washed the last 2 days. Hella top buyers in this mf. |
| i know i be wrecking their toilet |
| Look how steady NVDA is. She barely moves. I should’ve bought that. 😭 |
| MSTZ at 8.4 yesterday, 10.15 right now, and 30 in a couple months |
| Got a few SPX 7500 puts yesterday for like 90 cents a pop , closed them for a 10 bagger lmaoooo |
| Soxl you beautiful bastard |
| Dump this shit |
| Lmao, down 2% from ATH? Son, get yourself checked. |
| All the poors are liquidated for SpaceX IPO |
| it is almost like USD gained 1% and SPY lost 1%.\n\nhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
| Legend |
| https://preview.redd.it/j6ohzr074h5h1.png?width=641&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa98e1753dd015fee02091c04d9badc0b766c5ca\n\nhave you looked at RIVN stock? its only gone down since IPO. \n |
| BUY BUY BUY |
| you guys know already |
| what is this? a V pump for ants? |
| what do you mean by V failed?\n\n |
| BRB going to see what kind of hopium they're puffing in the MSTR sub |
| I'm cooked for sure |
| Am I fucked up? 70% of my portfolio is actively in Call options.\n\nMay be a game changer: 2028 expiration |
| Microstrategy doom loop came faster than expected haha |
| Fuck u microshit |
| So is crypto officially dying? |
| Yes |
| I’ll be sure to leave a dollar in the wendy’s tip jar |
| V being rejected ouch |
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| PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP |
| Bromeo, you're a king, you left 2 million on the table, but that sort of thinking probably saved your bacon so many times along the way, congrats |
| one red day and brokerages already advertising short selling |
| Msft forgot to v |
| So green by eod? |
| Overreacting to wreck calls? |
| Sorry my fault…I decided to buy some calls this morning |
| So is this a V, or is it going down the shitter again or just theta along the VWAP? |
| We heading to 707 within the next few weeks. |
| Maybe the PDT lift is clogging their processing. |
| All the chip stocks are down significantly..., surely MSFT will be up as a countertrend/safer play..., right?\n\nPadme: "right?" |
| Because it’s all fake manipulation and the markets don’t care what bs comes out of trump anymore? |
| Will it be a v or n ? |
| the lack of question mark makes it seem like a statement |
| buying calls just to ruin it for everyone |
| pump it bulls |
| Laws of nature |
| You will not be forgotten brother |
| I’m still down 4k\nAfter this V lmao |
| gonna pin spy at 750.43 for the next 2 weeks I guess |
| Up from here. It can't keep going down forever |
| AAPL just had the fakest pump of all time. Spike then literal tank lol. Crazy |
| God and me know you are lying. |
| MU LETS GO |
| Calls here for sure |
| where do hundredaires fit? |
| idiots that fight a pump are a special breed\n\n |
| Maybe under $65 |
| SPY 746 in sight |
| I had a fucking cost average of 300 for 6-7 shares and just couldn’t take it. 8 days later was the massive spike and I just can’t look at it anymore. \n\nBut granted I rotated a lot of the money into MU and AMD, so not the worst play but still |
| Interest rates are dropping. Orange man didn’t put the new chair in to keep rates the same based on data. |
| i warned you the ride at open was gonna be rough\n\nshut up bears |
| RSG 🟢🦧🍿 |
| If you weren't already in space, get in before the IPO. LUNR RKLB ASTS just pick one and enter |
| The copium must flow |
| im balls deep in more NOW calls; this could end very badly for me |
| And right after Victoria's secret. Now I don't know what's real anymore. |
| > I keep using AI to project retirement strategy\n\n\n> don't do anything stupid |
| Down 50% today, I think next week is bullish im holding my calls |
| I feel bad for the NSA agent assigned to me having to wade through all the retarded shit I post here. |
| Holy moly did I just miss the MRVL dip two days in a row!? FAAAAAH |
| Ouchie me no likie |
| It’s almost impressive how me being bullish can straight up tank the US economy |
| Thought DRAM was going to save me. Now I’m paying it child support |
| k |
| ...with options |
| No way there will be a V today.\n\nMost likely we will get a big fat green \n \n✓\n\nEasy for Bull.\n\n |
| Bear perspective; I’m not sure yall grasp how resilient this market is. There a pedo in the office and its worst case scenario in terms of various wars and this market just stays up like it’s on viagra. |
| All because they kept their guidance steady lol |
| So much doom here, i think it's a bottom indicator |
| I love losing money on a Friday 🥰 |
| easy quick charting for sure |
| Lmao I hope to be a millionaire soon. But if you’re a billionaire in this chat. Why you here lmao? |
| Hopefully LOL |
| It’s not being listed in the S&P so people are fine |
| tom lee 10b unrealized losses LOOOOL |
| The only v insight is my cum gutters |
| Why is it always V |
| If rates stay flat, we moon. |
| Bers the upcoming V is sponsored by Happy Pride Month |
| Congrats all dip buyers, again |
| Omw |
| TRULIEVE BUY NOW BEFORE NYSE |
| Completely emotional. The reactions I've gotten have been purely out of fear. \n\nOne of my coworkers has a very mundane administrative task that she often slacks on (not that she isn't effective elsewhere). I rely quite a bit on it, so the other day I had cowork automate it and let her know that she wouldn't have to do it going forward and instead could just monitor the accuracy. \n\n \nShe proceeded to say, "I know it's going to fuck it up. How much are you paying for this? With all the cash you're making, I'm sure you can afford it." Like the idiot I often am, I told her that I expense it.. She responds, "Of course you do. Everyone expenses everything around here." \n\nLong story short, she's beginning to recognize the potential & instead of embracing it, she's decided to sit in denial.. These are the types of people that will end up being displaced. |
| Bers about to get cooked like job numbers |
| Dude. It's at $212. Up 800%? Take your profits.... |
| You may be right. \n\nBut mu bag holders should be fine this year. Even is you bought at 1100.\n\nEarnings is in 3 weeks. It will run up before and those who bought at 1100 should at least be able to get out at even. Unless you just bought short dated contacts. |
| Who tf is Saylor going to sell to, himself?🤣 |
| Google to 380 and I’ll never be greedy again I swear |
| Feels good to just be sitting here watching after throwing everything in SGOV yesterday. |
| Market is 10% down everyone is crying in the casino |
| MU up $30+ from the lows and my calls are straight up paralyzed in place. |
| They didn't make sense for 2-3 years, remember Trump crying about revisions? |
| shut it |
| Robinhood just send out a reminder about being able to short sell in bearish markets\n\nThis is 100% the bottom confirmed, now way they let us poors profit off shorting |
| No it’s not, but it didn’t read like he was retiring as in not working, he meant he’s retiring (allegedly) from WSB-style trading |
| 🙏🏼 God please hard V and bring us back to open and I promise I will not day trade again 🙏🏼 |
| can someone issue me a vaucher for at least 1 time cry in the casino?\n\nthanks. |
| Hold that 940 bitch let’s run a bag here |
| My calls are losing despite the price going up 💀 |
| Lol why is Yahoo Finance talking about teen unemployment? |
| BAND to the moon |
| Going to 700. Sell everything you bols |
| PDT rule kept the markets on permanent theta mode. \nthe markets have switched now from theta hell to volatility hell with the potential of bigger gains, losses. |
| RIP MSTR! Death loop underway |
| pretty low odds\n\nhttps://polymarket.com/predictions/china |
| holy shit, caught the dip with a put making 170% now bought calls, if I finish green ill be so happy. I had all calls and it hurt so much last 2 days |
| Robinhood is better than tos these days |
| All I need in this life of sin is MUU dips and my girlfriend |
| Learned from my call mistakes on MU yesterday. Bought at 930 and held thru the downside. Up $1000, easy pz |
| Tesla was up most earlier . Now down the most . Holy shit what a shit stock |
| Beast |
| guarantee we end flat today. this is the warm welcome for all the new traders excited about the PDT rules being lifted |
| Here comes the V |
| Look into how much exposure NASA will actually have to SPCX. Youre better off buying SPCX directly via IPO. I "feel" money will flow out of RKLB, ASTS and others into SPCX. |
| Thank god u stopped those..100 of those is how you end up taking double shift at Wendy's |
| MU BERS, where the fk is my 900? My puts are now not printing??!?!?! |
| I just fat fingered my savings into SOXL, hope I retire next week |
| Man I think I’m doing something wrong, why does my chart shows green every day and +$11,000 this week. Thinking about telling me boss I want to stay since I’m not doing well |
| Holy fucking V LFG💀😞 all my calls are dead |
| Dude I think you did it! |
| To bad theres no V today, straight dump only. bye buy money. |
| Keep buying cheap puts every time they rip it. They only push it up to sell at a higher price to you |
| ASTS under 100$ ,buy? |
| This sub is the perfect mix of billionaires, millionaires and poors |
| AHHHHH SAVE ME AXIOS SAVE ME BARRON FUCK |
| It is lost case. Better to buy NBIS |
| That drop made everyone forget that we’re in a dipshit market with infinite money |
| Fantastic, easy money |
| If I was a ber I’d be soooo mad and salty all of the time, in true fashion |
| MU MU MU |
| A -1% move in the S&P 500 Index represents a loss of approximately $649 billion in total market capitalization\n\nPlease tell me people are not taking money out for shittiest IPO ever next week? |
| For months bulls thought they are smart and untouchable investors . You are all fried now |
| Crazy how AAOI is already back to green |
| GENERATIONAL V FORMING ON MU |
| Letting go of msft |
| The short oil / long SPX trade got crushed 2-3 times. It seems like people are wary of trying it again |
| This is the way. Now put it all into something stable that only rises over time like bitcoin and rest easy. |
| These numbers are fake and will most definitely get revised down |
| we are so back |
| Chat I might be cooked |
| V time |
| My mommy told me |
| 🫵 panic sold |
| I just finished all over AMD |
| Amd back to 500 I bef |
| Bear trap* |
| And regarded |
| Bought AVGO at $490 and just sold at $397 but my account now says I have less money than I started with. Have I done it wrong? I don't get it. Buy high, sell low, right? |
| 755c 6/15 thank me later |
| Bought STI at 39.88 am I fucked? |
| We are so back |
| JUSTICE CRAAASHHH |
| Bull trap coming. 👀 |
| Walmart baby to the moon |
| I entered call 20 minutes ago. bulls time now |
| I hope you will not fuck everyone |
| I'm just here to witness corn going under 60k, don't even have any stonk positions today. |
| It’s Canadian? Bro - you’re not a millionaire yet then |
| Re-read what you just wrote. 🫵😂 |
| If you did not buy the dip when market was down 1% and Qs down 2% you are a ghey bear. |
| hold your divvy boomer stocks. the money has to go somewhere. |
| Is this a dip for ants? |
| How do you know that was the bottom? |
| Gentlemen... start your engines |
| Sometimes on days like these I look at that waffle iron sitting on my kitchen shelf and start getting some crazy ideas |
| PDT gets removed and we’ve had multiple bull and bear traps in the past two days, legitimately not a coincidence lol |
| Literally just sold and already would have had 900 more dollars |
| Did you expect honesty in the casino? |
| SPY V but really this is the dip we needed to have, but not the one we deserved |
| You already have a bet going - AMD to 750.0 before 09-Jun-2026 09:56 AM -05 |
| shall I double my position to average it better or we’ll go down more next week huh? |
| !banbet wmt 125 8h |
| Everything |
| My god, BULS are dumb |
| They must really want Gamestore to go down |
| All hands on deck to save the market before melon's IPO!!!! |
| AVGO ruined my life this week |
| 😳😞 |
| everybody got their puts? ok now make them pay for it 🖤 |
| I got a 950 0dte for 7$ |
| Stairway to heaven,elevator to hell LMAO 🤌 |
| We said calls and you bought WMT calls? |
| Guys how do i turn 0k back into 20k |
| 0.91% left to go, and gold will be flat YTD. then we can start the real drilling from 4300s back to the depths of 3300s hell. There is no escape. |
| Finally AVGO broke 400 LMAO 🤌 |
| All right guys I shorted, took one for the team, so everything is going up now |
| The real dip doesn’t happen till oil spikes to 150 |
| we wsb should hire a lawyer to prosecute Chinese agent hock tan who purposely tried to manipulate and damage American market. |
| Bought calls at the bottom. I’ll be so fucking rich if this ends flat today |
| AVGO losing 20% of its value from its peak must’ve wiped out thousands of traders 🚽 |
| asts $100 calls |
| Some of y’all really think its going to be red until June 12th 😂 |
| Todos los Bears comentando que hay una falsa V. Jajajaja |
| wat dip do i buy |
| When did you buy these ? |
| Don't give me hope |
| Market has moved on from Iran. No Iran news makes it go down anymore, but there will be huge ups when it’s finally over |
| At least I got BBC. I would smoke you with it |
| MU 1000C 0dte? 👽 |
| Because healthcare is classic defensive sector you nob |
| Market crash over. This one is a dumb manufactured dip lol. 😂 |
| It should smell like my prostate |
| Lmaooooo I’m big green |
| It's started to bounce back |
| Bought so many nvda 220 0dte lottos. \n\n# JENSEN PLEASE |
| I called(literally) the bottom guys please thank me |
| Priced? Priced. |
| You keep my stocks name out your mouth |
| Cum on amd |
| Eh, it's not too bad. Down 38k now. This is why I don't do options. It'll come back next week and I'll sell it off then |
| I can already see it. |
| You should be fine long term |
| They are greedy big bastards, they'll be back after they scare the scared money. |
| LETS GO FUCKIGN V NOW I SOL DMY PUTS AND BOUGHT CALLS |
| They are going to get so shorted lmao |
| ALGORITHMS PLZ PUMP MU |
| this is why you need to pump your breasts regularly, to keep the active |
| It's big balls of me |
| I wish we'd have an actual -5% day |
| Providing top quality service at Wendy's |
| Bought 2 different dated spy puts at close as a hedge for my 770c, best decision I’ve made in months |
| All my covered calls printing. I love the V |
| They know we expect a PUMP after Every Dump. They're gonna RUG US HARD BROS |
| LETS GO MU pump us to $1000 |
| You’d have to be an idiot to drop micron lol |
| No crying in the casino bols 🤌🤣🤣🤣 |
| Like 8% 😞 |
| I was promised stocks only go up? |
| Feeling a V incoming . |
| Once more the wendys fry cooks shitting themselves about a red day worried about losing that $250 paycheck they deposited. \n\nEveryone knows calls. |
| Truly safe haven lmao 🤌🏻 |
| ~32k |
| Literally smells like old crayon |
| https://preview.redd.it/sr71p70g3h5h1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0ea752b2e089ac9afd9a3f9503b17fd991f578e |
| And after that, do you think it will go back up? |
| Nobody ever |
| it will W\n\n |
| V IT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS |
| Holy sh** $AAOI just went from -10 to GREEN! \n\nBreakout is imminent!\n |
| $HBAL |
| Buy the Dip you crazy bastards! |
| Jensen meeting with Faker was the top |
| how many times is this dump and pump gonna happen. I swear we will end up green again. Fuck off Micron and Amd |
| Is the v in the room with us?? 👀 |
| Looking at these fucking snakes pumping Apple to hold up the market |
| $MSFT is a dirty lil slut, just teases you then goes down on you, stops right when you edge. |
| I like how the market is down today because, checks notes, more people have a job. |
| The V is a trap - feel free to fall in |
| Jaja no, cayó a niveles de ayer, ni siquiera rompió el piso. |
| Ok bers you had your fun time for V |
| Ran out of boob milk now I can’t have my morning coffee |
| I've made more money in the last two weeks than my employer pays me each year. I'm pretty good mate. |
| all i see is a buy opportunity\n\nbuy orders filling\n\nbers about to be rekt |
| Ofcourse AVGO the only one not to be recovering and its the only one I have 😂 |
| On what? |
| The real gains are the chats in here, always has been |
| buy and relax brother |
| Recession cancelled again |
| Unfortunately I’m self aware enough to know it’s not me solely, but likely many other people with my same level of knowledge and experience and sprinkles of gambling additction |
| AAPL |
| I’m buying calls guys, time to buy puts |
| Alright bers you know the drill. Time for a spankin’ |
| To buy the daily dip or nah 🤔 |
| Getting skinny enough to quit Ozempic is the new American dream. |
| 💀💀💀 |
| What the fuck microslop going back to 400 |
| Oh my AAPL |
| But fucking oil is falling too.... |
| NVDA > $215 |
| Drugs are more fun anyway |
| he bought puts?\n\nPAMP IT |
| Just shut up and buy the dip! |
| lets see ASTS back to 120 |
| MM's punishment for not including SPCX in SP500. |
| Yeah because most tech is down close to 10% while spy only 1% fucked up. |
| Always short SOFI on any pump it’s the easiest money next to sucking dick. |
| Iran could do the funniest thing |
| Bers are not powerful these days... They generate very light volume and got rolled over by a BULLdozers |
| El siguiente bajón está aquí con nosotros? |
| SPY 6/30exp 755C? |
| Source |
| green by noon |
| MSTR imploding in 3.. 2.. |
| The battle has just begun |
| I'm too nonchalent to panic over this dump. |
| Please buy the AVGO dip. Please it’s a great company |
| No |
| The fake V to reel in more calls, tale as old as time |
| 87% F my life |
| Well, my AAPL calls are the only things giving me joy this morning 👌 |
| Can someone here buy some puts, so that it pumps? |
| V AMD PLS |
| MRVL actual retard strength. Fuck it adding 5 more 300 leaps next monday. |
| Y'all I'm long MU but I bought 930 put at open and sold at almost the exact bottom of that drop. Fuckin love profits. |
| nothing will go up today, its over |
| Our time has begun now |
| Not a loss unless realized. |
| Already did boiiii |
| an fake v to bankrupt a few paper hand bers before bulls get dragged to the abyss by the financial markets again. |
| Bought at $265, holding till $550 I reckon |
| Saas companies are extremely undervalued right now? All in to buy ? |
| goog gonna turn green and the others will follow |
| V |
| is this a dip buying opportunity? |
| we back yet? |
| Holy shit man where did that gap come from. I never see a gap like that intraday |
| Green by close. Calls calls calls |
| Chart looks like a flapjack titty |
| GOOG YOU SMEXY FUK |
| Jobs numbers are not important when ai is taking your jobs |
| He’s done worse for less |
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| Like the back street boys said\n\nBuy buy buy buy |
| All my friends hate MSFt. |
| I agree |
| You all start panicking on every 5% down day is hilarious 😂 |
| yes, ape into those calls bulls LOL |
| Fakest V ever I'll wait for the next one |
| You guys need to teach me 😆 |
| 🎶 I don't like mens no more 🎶 |
| Todos estaban esperando el pull back, bienvenidos de regreso |
| **PAMP IT NOW!!!!** |
| I'm making money because I have a job. Meanwhile, I'm losing 15x that on my leveraged tech long |
| Thanks for buying the top |
| Anyone else clenching their nards out of fear?? |
| Fake pump #1 has commenced. Buy puts now |
| Wasn’t the Spacex IPO supposed to launch TSLA to the moon? God TSLA is so garbage of a stock. Has anyone actually made money on it? |
| V is a beautiful letter |
| This bull bucking hold on boys! |
| $720k real money big dog |
| Taco needs to get his shit together \n |
| I don’t believe this fake V LMAO I’ll just wait another hour. |
| Don't invest in EFTs. Keep your million, retire to a country with low cost or living. Enjoy your life |
| sooo, institutions have been selling like crazy this morning. let's see if they change positions now. hopefully they do. because retail rarely can beat smart money. |
| I got smoked. But I still got BBC. |
| holy GOOGL recovery |
| Holy shit these ASTS puts are a god send 🥹 |
| Hope you bought SPY below 750 |
| Dumb algos stopped having a seizure, now we V |
| I’m NOT cutting my losses. I’m holding this shit til death |
| I mean 30 mins and +10k is always nice, even on top of the 18k in the 16 hours since entering the trade. But yes I’m degenerate, I wanted to buy 100 of the 732p and stopped myself |
| how am i supposed to work under these conditions |
| All trades unwind eventually |
| Did the crypto folks just sold their cryptos at a loss and entered at the market top? |
| Losing ~$100 from your 52-week high in 1 week will do that 😂 |
| SPY below 750 is always a bargain. |
| Dogshit market? The market has been going only up since 5 years. |
| Thank you, sweet prince. |
| Yeah maybe I overshot, should've said $2 million or even 3. Who knows though. \n\nFunny you say that though. I'm sitting on a fair bit more than OP and live in a super cheap apartment and drive a 17 year old car (it's in great shape for its age though and I love it). I treat myself plenty and don't really want for anything, just living low key trying to retire by early 40s. Thing is, it isn't hard for me at all to not spend it. I'm not motivated to obtain more expensive stuff, I'm motivated to reclaim more of my TIME. I want complete freedom, and for me that means hitting my fuck you money amount. |
| Big joke this fucking index cant drop |
| Sentiment changes so fast in chat lmao |
| Come on AMD PLS |
| I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE TO BERS ! |
| MARVELLLLLL!!!!!!! RUN YOU CRAZY BASTARD RUN! |
| Nobody gonna pay those shipping charges |
| They always right |
| Enough shenanigans time to V here comes the war victory announcement of the day |
| Rumors we might have big Hormuz escalation on weekends |
| Imagine not making money today |
| At least you know where you are instead of assuming for others??..... yea |
| In conclusion:\n\nI'm fucked |
| Alexa: play "Dead memories" by Slipknot |
| How much do you think Apple will be by the time their new iPhone releases this September?\n\nBased on the last years, they’ve always sky rocketed from the September event. |
| Where is the shrek cock I am promised |
| GUH |
| jokes on the billionaires. I didn't sell my worthless positions and am primed for this omega V |
| So how many percents is everyone’s port down |
| There are mfers out there who think the fed cares about inflation? BUY BUY BUY. Inflation to the moon |
| Nah, don't see it. Zero reason to pump. |
| Why didn’t you do rolling calls with strike 430/450/490? One month call for a $100+ rebound on a stock that can stop losing despite decent earnings…. ): |
| generational buying opportunity? |
| I don't think so - about 3 weeks to earnings. I am thinking this is a blip. We will see. |
| I bought the dip on $AAOI did YOU |
| Damn the v callers were right |
| I have a feeling the market will recover by next week. But also, good thing you have shares and not calls lol. |
| Yes that's exactly it..manipulation and voodoo and definitely WEF are the reason saas doesn't magically triple every day |
| Yes because they were useless |
| health check time, you gotta pump those numbers up rookie |
| V confirmed |
| I like green days for the gains, red days for the chat. I can‘t lose |
| Bought $NOW hard. Good day to buy quality companies, ignore the noise. |
| Believe it or not…..calls |
| post your loss boys. im down 2k so far |
| Breaking: Iran to send America a Male companion for lady liberty. |
| Welp, made 3k yesterday, sold my LULU puts at a loss after they got crushed when I missed the opening sell. Paper handed my way into another 2K loss trying to dig out if the hole with 0dte's\n. Still up for the week but I will be sitting the rest of friday out. Have a great weekend all. Im gonna smoke a bunch of weed, enjoy some live music and the embrace of a warm woman. |
| Gotem |
| Smell my finger |
| Fuck happened, did you guys unplug the plug at the bottom of the market? |
| sorry guys I bought calls\n\n |
| Lol |
| I still get drunk and scream that I sold that in April for a loss after holding for over a year. God speed amigo |
| Pretty much. That plus rates |
| 笑🤣 |
| now rip it you dirty whores |
| Any chance you could enlighten us with which drone stock you are obsessed with atm? Any tips? |
| VIX 🍆 |
| Beautiful V forming on ASTS |
| There are farm people and non farm people |
| Waiting for the next dip |
| Puts on MSTR was the move, it's almost always the move |
| Rejected by S&P500. |
| Deadahh why is everything down I thought more jobs were good thing |
| MRVL up 10+ in like 13 minutes. Let's goooooo |
| I bought the put, and made money after speculating the dip that we both just saw happen. Love you dude. |
| We are V’ing and people are worried?? |
| Are we buying this? |
| AVGO fair value is $650 |
| I've said it before and I'll say it again. FUCK FRIDAYS |
| ~3:37PM yday |
| We go in now or nah? |
| Obviously dude. Im talking to myself. I'm cementing my loss. I'm owning it and becoming ONE with being a loser. |
| scroll back earlier said watch for the bounce at 750 749 |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Made 100€ with my puts and i already feel like the next michael burry 😎 |
| Timing was off... lmao. So you predicted the market might go down at some point? Genius! |
| It’s a gory Friday out here. Can everyone chill |
| Lmao bro. You’re fucked |
| It’s worked for 6 months straight |
| Piece of shit AVGO crashed the entire market. |
| Fuck MSFT |
| Memory bers you piece of shit, I was told it would hit 900. >:( |
| "please let our current investors cash out"\nIs what that really means |
| Bers be feasting today |
| $0.10 |
| Wait I thought you were all trading geniuses ? |
| PUMP IT MU |
| LMAO i like how MSFT is red everyday and completely detached from the market.\n\nP.S sold my put early. damn. |
| BTC about to be sub-60k |
| They haven’t made sense for years now |
| SCAM WORLD CONFIRMED |
| AVGO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE ~~FORCE~~ PORTFOLIO, NOT LEAVE IT IN RED |
| Why saas is down everyday without news? Manipulation ? |
| OPs Mom reading this post…\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/pu8xdavr2h5h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578f7b886718dab03d471d3f086c7bc329caf5f4 |
| Don’t worry guys!! I sold my GOOG, LRCX, and ASTS it’s starting to V. My sacrifice for all yall |
| Please exit the casino before you start crying. |
| MSTZ won't stop climbing, but I can only get so erect |
| If you’re not buying this dip wtf are you doing |
| Nope, that's all that was in the script |
| Everything is red on my screen except VIX |
| Markets been doing the Ole bait and switch this week. Gotta be careful. Sell on the next Green day and sit back and watch before re-entering |
| Jaja regreso a los niveles de ayer, que análisis hiciste? |
| 👉👈 |
| Lmao yeah you haven't been losing at all |
| Appreciate the warning for the black friday |
| 🥭 told me to buy stocks |
| Jane just dug themselves deeper into the hole 🪤 |
| Me 2 spy calls - let the V begin |
| Drop drop drop!!!! |
| 🫧🪡 |
| Im "taking profits so I can buy the same shit later, probably at a higher cost." |
| Bro same my chart looks like I did odte |
| Your own AIs? |
| The amount of times I’ve taken it in the ass from this dogshit market is unbelievable |
| MSFT be like that sibling who gets extra punishment from mom |
| What you start with? 900k? |
| Women and children first! |
| Got 300 NVDA $212 puts yesterday right before market closed too lol. No fundamental, I was away from my desk and off for the day. But instinct just scream in me if I don’t buy those puts I’ll regret tmr. Here we are 800% and keep going. Imma wait for it to crash more |
| America Worst |
| Shinier the blade, deeper the cut |
| Meh. There's always a V. |
| Need a "TRADE TALKS GOING WELL" tweet like real quick |
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| Can we just V half way back up for the weekend? |
| But but but I was humbled since yesterday |
| Amd you gotta pump it |
| Mango you better wake your ass up and pump the stonks or get impeached. |
| Exactly! The lifestyle creep is really difficult to avoid as well. We have friends that have moved to nicer homes, or remodeled their homes to be more beautiful and functional than our perfectly fine home. They have luxury SUVs and are taking their kids to Europe for summer vacation. We're driving a Kia and a 10 year old Toyota and taking our kids to Disney on credit card points and airline miles.\n\nI keep reminding myself that they'll be working until they are 65 or 70. They'll be paying their mortgage until they're 70. In that time, we will have lived a very fulfilling life with all of our needs met for a decade or more.\n\nBut they are enjoying the nice things in life right now and I want to too.\n\nThere's a balance to strike for sure, and I know I'm more conservative than I should be. I keep asking myself, would 60 year old me be glad if we upgraded our home 15 years ago (I'm thinking maybe)? Would 60 year old me be glad I bought that Lexus (most likely not). Would 60 year old me wish I had traveled with my kids more when they were young?\n\nFuck I just want another meme stock to 100x so I don't have to have this anxiety. |
| They turned the money printer back on? |
| UPDATE?? |
| market is rigged. redwire (RDW) growing strawberries in space, how is this shit not mooning |
| Profit is always good. When did you buy these? |
| Spy is down, oil is down? Are those should balance each other? Wtf is this clown market? |
| NOK puts fuck it |
| But,,,😭we have 7 days till space x and hopium!!!?? |
| Loaded up on more $NBIS |
| What the actual fuck |
| Green by close. |
| UNH once again bucking the trend. Only green when the rest of my port is red |
| Hock “Flash Crash” Tan |
| Fraud |
| it’s gonna go up then dump |
| It’s been like this for months lol |
| Making bank on three different strikes and still complaining about leaving money on the table..pure degenerate greed! |
| They’re powering everything through hentai now |
| sorry guys i tried to warn you but i got downvoted lol |
| Hamas IPO on same day as SpaceX |
| MCD! |
| SPY back to 755 before you know it |
| I feel very bad for call holders |
| APP is now a value stock |
| Hes typing a tweet rn |
| nope. fashion is cyclical. baggier stuff is in style now. Vuori and Athleta are becoming more popular as well with Gen Z. \n\nI'm from SF and I see many millennials adopting the gen z fashion trend of baggier fits now too. \n\nJust ask any of your girl friends *tho this may be quite the ask if "hot girls wear lulu". I'm sure the answer will be no |
| both market and oil is down. how |
| Pretty sure this is my biggest intraday loss since tariffs just holding shares. Jesus Christ. |
| I just love how everyone in here just kinda assumes the job numbers are cooked. They literally have not made sense since the fall of last year. \n\nRevision down for 2026 is going to be, like, 3 million atp lol |
| Paying 80x every dollar of revenue seems like a severe overreaction |
| What a nice gift by Mr. Market for Bull. \n\nVery nice pattern forming. \n \nCouldn't get any better for Bulls. |
| Every day bears think it's the great collapse, and every day we end green or flat lol |
| Theres a reason its called Microsoft |
| So this is your fault? Shame on yoouuu |
| Would be pretty cool if we v |
| Yep |
| Holy shit bro please stop right now and don’t touch the market again |
| What does Ja Rule think about this dump? |
| selling puts |
| As usual, ASTS dumps at open, time to buy |
| It would be kinda funny if all the stocks that hadn’t Hit ATH since the DotCom crash hit new ATH here for the new crash. It’s their faults |
| Just realize your losses, open your favorite goon sub, and ease into the weekend |
| Liquidity is going to flow in sectorwide, it's like the TSLA and RIVN situation. People will finally give a shit about space and when spaceX goes flying it's gonna violently drag up with it the small caps. \n\nThe main point is people are going to put their eyes on the space sector as a whole and wilñ want to buy "the next nvidia" thus space pamp |
| Yeah now you can do the whole project by yourself,no excuses, and management still gets the credit!! |
| Whaaaaaat |
| But why quit when you are so close to 1m real dollars 😂 |
| We’re going down, i’m yelling TIMBERRRRR |
| Got too early out of the puts, but a 4x is a 4x. Today I'm not going to play the V, fak that! |
| GOOG is such a monster. Holding off way better than the index and holding my port up |
| So what did you do to earn 880k without options? |
| I bought the top and sold the bottom you're welcome |
| Did NOT see a 750 retest in the charts 🔮 |
| Pump the market you crazy bastards |
| V failed, lmao |
| Yes some of us wanted a dip. Now we want the dip to fuck off. Capiche? |
| Tf was that candle on netflix???? |
| flash crash. damn i could have made a lot more on those NVDA options |
| MCD calls free money today |
| The Ruskie2k started the V, it's over bers |
| the retards that only chat on red days are out so i’m loading up |
| Annnnnd V |
| I don't care if I lose money. I just want Intel back below $25 |
| wheat things? |
| Anddddd it’s gone |
| Getting pretty squirelly out there |
| Ugh can you teach me 😭 |
| BOLS are getting smoked today. No excuses. You ARE GETTING WIPED. |
| I bet apple holders today are feeling superior to rest of the humans |
| Tessler go plunge plunge |
| hit that v at 10am bruv |
| the market will start its relentless mean reversion to -0.2% |
| I FUCKING HATE YOU BROADCOM |
| The size of a tangerine. |
| were in a actual clown market |
| Delayed onset V |
| Btw great username |