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| Correct |
| Tf am I looking at |
| ? |
| They’re in middle school |
| My stocks just moved up a bit - futes green |
| We are mooning every day |
| KBR isn’t in that market and barely in that space these days but yah got it. HAL pumped on immediate news more than the rest Burry printing there I guess |
| Who |
| Surely this TSMC news will pump NVDA right? |
| Protestors need the pepper treatment first then locked up. Give us what we voted for! Go 🧊🧊🧊!!!! |
| The stock market doesn’t care about ICE\n\nICE had a tough week PR-wise - market went up anyway |
| Yep that’s pretty common |
| Go in to get cheesesteak, leave. |
| I bet your face stinks. Rub the side of your nostril with a fingertip and give it a sniff. It if stinks, go wash your face. |
| That's basically the same thing |
| Need SOFI to go on a run. |
| high end car at walmart |
| Anarchists have no job and no money. They don't matter. |
| high end car at walmart |
| you guys are gonna get yourself into so much shit with this expansionist stuff. |
| Catch my drift? |
| You beat me too it. SMH |
| I was DCAing into xmr for years but sadly its all disappeared somewhere |
| Booking shorts now |
| Shopping at Walmart? |
| bought in last friday |
| Honestly don't know bro. But I do know that ASTS is only getting started. Pre-revenue with bullish sentiments estimating future profit margins in the 80-90% range. Which is insane. Think of the dividends. |
| Asts to 110 eow |
| wtf canada |
| Holy shit Jonathan Ross has raised 225k on go fund me |
| How old is the kid? |
| Man, there's a lot of cumulative years of airsoft enthusiasm in that video |
| Suddenly WMT going to have better AI than AMZN. |
| Real Gs use xmr \n\nIykyk |
| Because it has literally no impact on markets or the drivers of markets?\nThe only way this ICE protest means anything to makers is if you get mass civil unrest |
| Philly seems like a miserable place to live, can anyone confirm? |
| Israel? Minimizing civilian casualties? Hahahaha |
| Da boys |
| I’m confused |
| MSFT to 500 by EOW |
| A shitpost |
| I started dipping everything in ranch like the amerifats |
| Lol bers |
| Somebody said Canada is the worst 🤣🫵 |
| What am I looking at here? |
| BBQ sauce is just thick syrup |
| I started dipping fries in mayo like the europoors… it’s great |
| Why are you anti Israel folks always weighing the bombs\n\nIf there’s terrorists under a building the bombs are going to have to be heavy |
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| LIGMA BALLZ |
| One met a woman who said she had a phobia of it. Tomato base sauce on a pie tho? Oh no that’s fine. |
| How is anyone bullish with this bs going on?\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/WbcXMkNh6v |
| last time I checked wannabe items make a good attempt at looking identical 😆 it's not a wannabe Robinhood which is why everyone dunks on it. Let's not act like 4 years ago everyone was hating on Robinhood the same way webull gets hate now |
| You're starting to learn that P/E and pricing metrics don't mean much. The literal only thing that matters is: "Is it popular with the guys?"\n\nIf yes -> they buy & price goes up.\n\nIf no -> they sell & price goes down. |
| me losing 1k investing/gambling:\n\n"I'll get my win back got more money on the ready."\n\nme spending $7 on a smoothie everyday for five consecutive days:\n\n"Nah I gotta stop this shit that's really gonna add up I can't just keep spending $7 on a drink each day I need to be more responsible." |
| I mean the conversion camps not the ICE ones |
| canada is the worst we gotta do something about them |
| I'm a bull almost always and even I feel a little ber, they're going to have to send me to one of those camps |
| Corn is coiling up for a big move very soon, mstr baggies better hope it's not down or mstr will be below 100 quickly |
| Some dude on Twitter thinks Anthropic and IREN contract announcement coming tomorrow. Seems like a trustworthy dude, going all in on margin. |
| I just need one good year in the market. Hopefully 2026 is the year I will finally make it. |
| Jarvis, 2x my money |
| 135* |
| I don't even need to watch the Niners game, I can get a general idea of whats going on by hearing my neighbor yell from next door |
| Truly is a mid-tier condiment. BBQ sauce of any type will always be far superior |
| Gotta contribute somehow |
| Never had it |
| Well if you ask the MSTRtards then you already have your answer. There's no shortage of posts on wsb lately of idiots full porting MSTR. On one thing we can all agree, win or lose they'll get exactly the outcome they deserve. |
| So many bears in here now maybe it will be up tomorrow 🤣 |
| \> I always outperform the S&P\n\nClearly! |
| I’m ready too give me some of that |
| Crazy stake |
| Is that like a 6th graders response? 😭🤣🤣🤣 |
| AG has been disappointing so far compared to other similar miners. |
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| Sooo looks like $AMZN gets cooked this week? |
| As a CEO I got an early look at futures. Just ugh |
| I'd rather have curry mayo |
| Ketchup is a fruit smoothie |
| GUARANTEED THEY WILL FUTE |
| We'll see about price movement Monday ... Irans situation and threat of disruption in oil supply of one of OPECs biggest suppliers (3.3 .illion barrels daily) could be a major catalyst to price action. |
| BBAI wen moon |
| $APLD short interest is about to pop. Check the YTD. 💥 |
| Hood 120 please |
| what happening |
| Get off your phone inbetween sets and focus on benching more than 145lbs ffs |
| Who hates ketchup?? |
| I call my penis the superheavy crude |
| ... But here you are |
| lmao |
| Indicators point to them setting up for another VZ-style chopper raid staged out of Bahrain, but I don't know if this one's gonna go quite as smoothly.\n\nCSGs are way out of position; USS Ford skipped it's ME rotation for the Venezuela op and the USS Lincoln's still near the Phillippines. |
| Yearly opex week - theta gang is likely the only play , imo |
| Jfc saving |
| Calls on $HOOD, after jobs are gone everyone will try to make it big through trading. |
| When you post to WSB's you can expect at least 1000 regards to copy you. This post just nuked another $100k, easily. Sleep well with this knowledge OP! |
| nah |
| Luckily i spent $15000 on INTC in december 2024 |
| Be sure to report this new gain to the IRS |
| I just want NVO to hit $65+ is that too much to ask for? |
| No retarded. Thank you for your demonstration of my point. |
| “Invade” Iran and Venezuela because you want that cheap 🐱 |
| ketchup hate is so forced |
| If you spent $1000 on INTC in 2000, you would have $1000 today. |
| This is on pace for most boring year ever. 🥱 |
| Regarded* |
| Buttcorn is tanking, my calls are toast! I’m ruined! |
| Corn doomers seething at these bounces |
| Sitting on 18p for a while, let’s see |
| It's meeee |
| Futes gonna be red |
| facebook asking me to choose between my gym music and doomscrolling in between sets.\n\n this is why you cant catch a green day META |
| Ya they do that |
| Medium rare |
| OKLO +10% or -10% kind of day tomorrow. No in betweens |
| Going down definitely |
| Priced in |
| moar coap pls |
| We are getting a nordic x cartel x islamic resistance it’s joever |
| I’m feeling up but will probably initially lean neutral to bearish! |
| I mean why the fuck would they, inflation adjusted the price of oil is in the fucking toilet. This is the last thing they would want l, surely. |
| Gold also has had a parabolic run tho |
| Hahaha |
| Can we get another run like that? I'm long SLV need more moon |
| VIBEZ |
| Fuck you…. Congrats 😭 |
| Big if true |
| https://preview.redd.it/cio145o0pscg1.png?width=856&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3be351cd5ec230ef491be21bb9c4c47b8c209dd |
| Rolls Royce? |
| This place gets more retarded by the day… |
| What difference does it make? Semantics is the game yall are playing not me |
| SPY +8% tomorrow |
| You know your idea is reeeeeaaaaal sketchy when even big oil won't touch it |
| You think the left would want an invasion of Iran??? That would never be accepted |
| I don’t think limitation of military assets is an issue for the US. Think they could invade Venezuela, Greenland l and Iran all at the same time without issue. |
| “I don’t have a pulse, but I can feel the pulse of the market.” Warren Buffet |
| We’re on this sub for a reason. |
| Again, semantics. That would be implying ASTS is paying the MNOs for access to their clients, yet no money is leaving ASTS' account. Schrödinger's payment? |
| Did you look into it at all? |
| Any opinions on Coper ETFs? Looking at COPX vs ICOP |
| Damn spy hit 694?? I’m too pussy to do anything I guess. Buy the dip |
| That’s just hummus with a fake civilian shield |
| HOLY FUCK GIMME THE FUTES |
| Beautiful day out here on the west coast. Upper 70s. Enjoy ya'll. |
| I guess there is where we buy calls now? So that I can keep up my losing streak! |
| They always post after it's mooned... I'd wager they now looking for exit liquidity |
| Why is this so relatable 😭 |
| I got so much done this 🅱️eekend. I'm really proud of myself. |
| Lmao ya ok. |
| Yeah you are. But answer the question. Why do you care? |
| 0DTE SPY contracts. |
| It's like -.01 down 5 dollars haha. What would you call that? It's relatively flat but trending red. So I called ot flat red. Flat green would be if it was up 5 dollars. |
| Imagine losing the best chance to defeat Iran because you pulled out all the assets for Maduro. Puts on 🥭 |
| Waiting on futes even though I don’t trade futures 🤙 |
| And all of them will face the challenges of creating enough electricity to charge them once they hit a certain point of saturation. \n\nLook at my cool EV that I'm only allowed to charge every 3rd day for one hour!! |
| If I wasn’t balls deep in other positions I’d be opening shorts. |
| This is going to be bad. I can just feel a -2% day coming up tomorrow |
| mind if I reach out to her? |
| Bound to happen |
| Strike and exp? |
| NVO head of US department was on fox news in the weekend advertising their pill and the great launch, basically free pump and "Novo Nordisk (NVO) executives are participating in the **J.P. Morgan Healthcare Conference** in San Francisco, which runs from **January 12-15, 2026".** \nI expect a good week. |
| thot WSB was about the market anon |
| If she's a moaner, I'd gift him a pair of WH-1000XM6 |
| Speed dating didn't work out |
| Yes they’ve said many things about protecting civilians and meant literally none of it. Actions speak louder than words and all that. |
| If I make money I’ll be happy so I know somehow the market is going to test me |
| Bought a phantom cuz I always wanted oneee |
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| !banbet anet 125 1d |
| Red or green tomorrow? |
| U r retarded |
| The day you were born? |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Reached one of my financial goals. Was happy for a few days. Got wreck less trying to make more. Blew it. Made it all back plus some. Got arrogant. Blew it and the some and now I’m back to square one like a true regard. |
| Cool! |
| Gamesuck puts going to the teens this week |
| That right should be revoked |
| I wanna sell NVDA CCs for 1/23, but I want to keep the shares, I’m looking at $195 strike, what do you guys think? .2 delta |
| Thinking about it, in the UK that could actually be classed as criminal damage! |
| I remember not too long ago everyone hated google now everyone loves them, yall really do hivemind simp for whatever is hot at the time |
| I lost a parent recently. No words, wish I did some things differently |
| Ever since infancy I’ve wanted to tap into people’s retirement accounts |
| So Israel said they are trying to minimize civilian casualties, but then go and drop a 1 tonne bomb on a residential, packed area full of mostly women and children.\n\nUh...wtf did they think was going to happen when you bomb someone?? |
| 🤞 |
| I’m sorry, I thought this was America? Protesting is an American constitutional right. Also, how’s that boot taste, retard? |
| sounds kinda suicidal lmao |
| This is causing a lot of job loss in India. |
| Fox News: \n\nWe see these self-important White women doing it in video after video after video, taunting cops, insulting journalists or even bystanders, often with a weird and disturbing glee. |
| Wannabe robinhood |
| Agreed |
| My ex is sleeping around the town. |
| Timmy, you ever been in a cockpit? |
| I really fuckin' wish I had invested in it early 2025 😭 it'll probably keep pumping. |
| I was more making fun of how we all pump our positions here. I was pumping the hell out of Netflix Friday... because I'm a shitty human bag holder |
| Ready to gamble my paycheck on earnings 🥳🥳🥳 |
| https://preview.redd.it/lmgno81snscg1.png?width=856&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a987389b5b927c23f2c23598d2b8535ac0988cb |
| Puts on your marriage if you have one. |
| Pedos first |
| Anyone buying SIMO? Silicon Motion running with the memory chips. They make the controllers. |
| Please crash it🙏 |
| Fuck Elon and his companies. |
| My dad just died the day after Christmas. I have been thinking about this a lot |
| You got me |
| What we really need is men with balls |
| Do it |
| Take a look at it and compare its valuation to other companies it is cheap to me |
| Also “the living years” by Mike and the mechanics |
| ITM leaps are usually the way to go yeah, I'm just more fond of ITM for the gamma swings, for the same amount of capital an OTM leap will gain more than an ITM one because of that, and the theta decay would be minimal until closer to expiry. Just depends on the risk level you're comfortable with, like your comment alludes to. |
| He’s trying to drive down oil cost on an effort to drive down cost of living, he just didn’t ask anyone the right questions before taking action. |
| GOOG is really going to the moon huh |
| You’re dating your mom? |
| Wait until a back massage is waaaay better than sex |
| Onds. Oas investor day on friday |
| what yall thinking of SNDK? |
| Tar |
| Blackrock about to lay out its blackcock and smash the table with its earnings |
| Sandisk puts? |
| drunk already? too early innit |
| Plottwist: you're singlehandedly responsible for crashing CVNA 💀 |
| Looking to add more VOYG to my portfolio. Bought at $21 but should have bought more. |
| Bro was probably so hammered he won’t even remember visiting them |
| Corn soon will follow. That junk is getting tired and old...boring!! |
| Yup |
| I need it to tap 99k so I can start a short or get down to 75 so I can start longs. |
| IREN calls? |
| Annoying |
| Why you care |
| I guess |
| Lock the protestors up plz |
| I mean fuck it. CVNA calls |
| spx/y has kinda spooked me over the last few weeks, the swings feel really unpredictable and random |
| That kid might grow up and be a genius in casino though? You feed him a steady stream of Tylenol growing up and he'll be your meal ticket |
| As crazy as it sounds, I'd be buying DITM LEAPS. Minimizes the extrinsic value you're paying while still maximizing leverage with some safety level. |
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| bb6 unfurl |
| Yes, buying more of means I’m already in it. |
| !banbet slv 80 14d |
| Apply this to stocks and you will be alright. |
| Memes. I want all the GameStop memes |
| Listened to a macroeconomics podcast that called out that gold and silver are top of WSB mentions atm and that’s reason for caution. \n\nCalls it is boys. |
| I will keep you in the loop! |
| ASTS crashing back to $80 on Monday, loading puts at open, profit taking time |
| SPX. There can only be one Highlander. |
| Coming soon: Old Tech + AI Chatbot + Ads |
| Sometimes I count them just to make myself feel crazy |
| By honest, you already have the position |
| Up or down? What’s your guess? I’m going with down based off “feelings” |
| which stock to full port into weeklies? deciding between GOOG, ONDS, MU, ASTS, or maybe NBIS |
| Holy shit that’s wild. I need to know how this ends 😂 |
| So straddle? |
| always has been for some people, you probably just got less horny |
| EnerSys (ENS)…AI driven explosion in demand for battery backup. That’s what I’m buying more of tomorrow. |
| Your mom still let you touch her? |
| See also ‘the incurable tragedy’ by Into Eternity, about the drummers dad’s diagnosis and death to cancer. its death metal but gives me goosebumps, or did, I can’t listen to it anymore after having lost my dad to the big C |
| "You know what North America needs? More superheavy crude" 🤡 |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 390.0 before 03-Feb-2026 04:42 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| There's only four trading days left I don't think you're gonna make it |
| AMAT and LRCX. |
| wait, they didn't stop? |
| 🦅vs 🐉 |
| Dating a girl with an autistic kid..\n\nI’m alright dude. I gotta deal with my retarded self |
| that's seriously fucked up but what the hell take an upvote |
| Anyone with more than 2 nickels doesn’t give a shit |
| Yeah they should blow it all gambling on 0dte like you instead lmao. Fucking idiots. |
| 🌽sub 87k by tomorrow morning |
| Remember the NPC trend? That shit was wack 💀 |
| So basically SPY call 700 Jan 15 |
| spy is have Taco Bell shits tomorrow |
| I heard from my neighbor that he wasn’t asking permission, cleared the cars, then sort of demanded payment for something they didn’t ask for\n\nIt’s getting spicy and the cops just showed up |
| DonBomb going concept for it, it's core to his doctrine if he gets no monies. |
| So I was pulling out of the Market Street parking lot and a driver hit me. My rear bumper cover is damaged, and the passenger front door is stuck closed. Who's at fault? |
| What are you on about |
| I was thinking for Thursday |
| Lost my dad to cancer in less than 2 months from diagnosis to death. Realised how much I’d taken him for granted and how much my mum meant to me. \n\nTop tip, record conversations that you have with them so you can remember their voice. Ask them to write a short book about their life. One day you have questions for them they won’t be here to answer and you won’t remember the sound of their voice and trust me when k tell you that is soul crushing. |
| not to chop my balls \*again\* |
| Why do some many people donate in tiktok lives. Who are these people. Imagine wasting ur money on someone random😂😂 |
| So excited for futes |
| WULF 🐺 |
| I can already feel the comments from bears for the TSM earning. \n\nTSM destroyed earnings “BUT CERTAIN PANDA MIGHT INVADE” or “+100% percent revenue. Why not +200%” etc. |
| side or nip |
| "OK, so guys, we took Venezuela for you. You can just get there, get their oil. And you know, just feel free to send me a little something in Mar-a-Lago"\n\n"Well, sir, actually ...we ain't really interested in that whole thing"\n\nLmao, now we getting lobbied into conflict even without lobby pressure |
| Friday? |
| More than most people on this app |
| After doing it enough with enough people it starts being less about doing it and more about who youre doing it with and most importantly, if its a good time. |
| Details keep spreading, but supposedly he was doing it then knocking on doors expecting them to pay for something they didn’t ask for\n\nIt’s becoming absurd |
| Ur own? |
| stupidber! |
| No regard can't you count |
| thats why even though i could pay cash for a new car I can't bring myself to bother. That money in the market could have me quit working 3 years earlier. |
| SPY CALL 700? 👀 any ideas? |
| This guy fucks ☝️ |
| I'm not taking about them, they actually were doing it for freedom |
| what have the dictators of america, miriam adelson, paul singer, larry fink, larry ellison, have planned for us this week |
| That's a fair assessment I think, and I'd probably still be in CVX myself if I hadn't been holding weeklies last week. It does look like we're back to the short term news = stock boost cycle, and not just for oil. |
| Sad |
| I got calls on Teva, they are presenting on tuesday |
| Long term they’re going to hover between 30-80 for the next 5 years. Lot’s of spikes up and down on news headlines. If it gets too pessimistic I’m going to buy calls and if it gets too inflated I’m going to buy puts. This is simply a specific product that solves a specific problem. Neither their market nor their market share will grow meaningfully. |
| niceee. |
| whapen? |
| Apparently the parents told the kid to use the car brush, but he had a “better” idea since the shop broom was larger…\n\nEveryone was outside clearing their driveways and taking pictures like some mass crime scene \n\nCops just showed up a few minutes ago |
| Also, please stop whooping and hollering. It’s gay |
| Dude, right, I don’t know anything about your recommendation. It is a legitimate question. Debt ratio, profit potential… what’s the upside based on metrics? I’m asking because I’d like to be informed about the potential to make money on this trade. |
| gayish sentiment. |
| follow them. find out where he lives. get the poop and leave it at the front door. |
| 49ers > Eagles |
| So nice of you to fund the Somali daycares |
| Touched a boob once a few years back |
| y wtf lol |
| ICE began door to door raids.\n\nThat is definitely going to lower investor confidence on the US if the whole debt crisis, shitty data and war thing didn't lower it already.\n\nputs. |
| That can only be insurance.\n\nI’d never let a kid clean my cars but by fuck if I did I’d check what they were doing with what equipment |
| i want to know how you'll end 2026. |
| Gamestop: Were shuttering 400 stores\n\nAlso Gamestop: We're offering Cohen a $35b performance-based stock package 🤡 |
| This guy keeps letting his dog poop in the grass in front of my apartment door. Do I crash tf out? |
| Just ban Twitter already, who cares |
| Cuba better watch out. Little Marco coming for ya |
| I certainly won’t give a shit about your family dying of cancer. |
| So you think USAR is the better play? |
| Luckily no\n\nI’m far enough down the street that our houses are larger and spaced out more so he didnt make it to us before someone flipped out |
| I’m gonna be a star star |
| If they’d said that I would have been fine with it. “No customer acquisition cost” was too hand wavy and dismissive of the fact that MNO take half the revenue in change for their client book |
| I think CVX is best placed for VZ oil projects, they have been there longer than anyone US based. More hopeium than real money. The market will like the idea. I also expect USO to continue to rise, I have calls for 75 end of month. Oil markets like stability more than anything. Long term I am not very positive on the oil stuff coming from VZ. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t money to be made short term. Cleared half my CVX calls for 100%. I might not be retarded enough for this place though. |
| Gamestore is definitely not gonna make it. Even wal mart’s retail gaming section is more impressive. What’s that say? It’s toast! |
| And buy ASMG |
| No way. Source? |
| why |
| I got options, got a lotta options |
| Just watch for them ending the laundry cycle early and leaving you with some hefty bags until they need to run another load. |
| You know nothing about individual companies and it shows. They are paying down their debt and have massive margins. \n\n\nAI bad is all you know, isn't it. |
| what Iran should do is get their hands on the Epstein file and threatening to release them lol |
| When I first started trading on my own back in the early 80s. Round-trip trade on 100 shares just about anything would be close to 10% in brokerage fees. Day trading was not really a thing that you could afford to do. |
| Their fault for letting some dip shit kid clean snow off their car instead of doing it themselves. |
| Damn. Bob Weir died. Puts on GD. |
| "so dry yet so watery" |
| Sell asml |
| Why? |
| why lmao |
| Pumping the market doesn't make you wealthy. Selling after the pump does. That's our job 😉 |
| DAL/TSM gonna moon |
| Just imagine when they find critical minerals in space. For all we know there’s a golden planet floating around out there. |
| what is the thesis behind this ( i want to aswell) |
| doubly gay |
| ‘The stock is considered very high risk due to high volatility.’ |
| KRMN |
| that's hilarious |
| are we going down?? |
| I like how you went to EuroWealthys instead of Eurorich 💀 |
| We're all back at work now keeping ourselves very wealthy so that we can pump the markets for you. |
| Yesterday I had intercourse with a prostitute from El Salvador, I tried to make a joke about whether she accepted 🌽 but I think it was lost in translation. 🤌 |
| on what news? |
| yea + google becoming an agentic shopping protocal for like 20+ companies. |
| Did you let him clean your car? |
| No one talking about the Epstein files anymore? Pedo’s plan worked…. |
| I was gonna buy calls and my dumbass instead bought puts right before it pumped. |
| Why cause of gemini wal mart collaboration? |
| neeeeeeeeeeur |
| $GOOGL probably +5% tomorrow. \n\n \ncongrats - i'm missing out on this. Hopefully $AMZN has a good run like this one day! |
| So sad going to miss you GameStop we had so much fun with money. Go to the light Blockbuster and ToyR'us is waiting for you.. 😢😢😢😢 |
| because some retard like me will drink a whole 12 pack and get American problems? |
| Dam |
| $190 1/23. Might’ve put a little too much faith in china buying h200s |
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| Clear heads sticky fingers |
| Great progress, we love to see it |
| I think it will be at 400 tomorrow. |
| That's a good point, but unfortunately the farthest OTM leaps you can buy are still over 0.5 delta. May have to wait until they expand the options chain. |
| Looking at gold and silver |
| How can unrealized losses be real when stocks aren't real. |
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| Oh god that sucks for every party involved. Poor kid and car owners! |
| Eat your bran boys 'cause we're dumping tomorrow |
| You guys finally back from vacay or wanna go back to holidays? |
| Just because that wallet is up on polymarket does not mean anything to be honest. |
| WSB\n\nmisses generational run up on ________, response to missing it: *imma short it. what a shit thing that is* |
| Considering a War Pig port for Tuesday\n\nLMT, NOX, RTX, LHX, ITA, SHLD, OXY, CVX, XOM |
| thanks you for giving society what it needed the most |
| Coming to terms with your own morality and of the ones around you as we get older is certainly a mindfuck. |
| Buy calls on this guys parents that they'll live until 110 |
| What’s the date on em? |
| On the weekend I believe it indicates Monday. |
| Time for us EuroWealthys to go to sleep now. Don't get bombing anyone while we're asleep now you rascals. |
| u/31andnotdone is an eagles fan |
| Way too bullish in here, you know what that means |
| GOOGL will be 400 sooner than you think |
| End of this week is the JP Morgan healthcare conference. I expect some big announcements from all sorts of biotech firms so we should see some big biotech movement for better or worse |
| Big time. Launch campaign, initial service starting, a bunch of DAs getting signed...expecting big things for them and lambos for me. |
| He’s right though. |
| Neighbor down the road just got screamed at for an hour by half the street\n\nTheir kid was going around clearing snow off cars for a few bucks\n\nTurns out the little shit was using a shop broom with gravel frozen into the bristles \n\nPretty sure he just caused like $150,000 in total damage\n\nI don’t know how they’re going to settle this |
| Gld will be green tomorrow niners will win today. |
| You know he doesn't remember that. |
| You know what? Screw doing research and DD. I'm going to trade based on this random comment on the daily thread. Will scoop up some weekly calls tomorrow |
| NVDA 200 this week please…it’s been too long. |
| Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, and Species |
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| It won't be the Carolinas... Those damn lint-heads need to stick with their North Georgia vibe. |
| and saying it’s crashing wen it’s down .04% on the day\n\nand idgaf either, but it is a bit much |
| Such is life in Pacific NW 🤌 |
| engineered weather against poor people. Too often have I seen nice Monday-Friday, as soon its the weekend, fucking rain / low temperature. |
| go to greenland. Trumpy will give you the money back when he'll buy the land. |
| If Apple is >259 by this Friday close I’ll make a cool $4K in a week.\n\nNaturally it’s gonna crash to sub 250 and I’ll lose $10K 😂 |
| U sound regarded asf you belong here |
| Is this Trinidad James ? |
| I read that thinking what's up with the Japanese all of a sudden? then aaah ok |
| BILLLLLSSSSSS |
| Mehico |
| No they were volunteering for war at 16. Ive got a 21yo kid at my work who doesn't want to drive a truck because it has a trailer attached to it |
| It’s like being underwater |
| There are people buy 500 of them at a time. |
| Pltr likely up 20-25% this week. sauces are trust me bro full port tmr morning on the dip at 945 |
| Yes, but he was talking about different type od assets. \nHAL SLB KBR BKR, too much risks on majors. |
| With everyone expecting it it wont |
| The day Maduro was captured, Cramer was shaming everyone for buying oil companies. He said, "C'mon it's 2026. Don't just knee-jerk buy oil. We aren't doing that this year. We also aren't buying mini nuclear reactors. C'mon."\n\nThis was before the Meta announcement. Can't make this stuff up. |
| He could make millions of people happy, instead he spends millions trying to make everyone as angry and bitter as he is. |
| Have my upvote. Go BIRDS |
| Someone must have watched the finale of Heated Rivalry. 🏒👀 |
| If only he was given the Nobel price of peace none of it wouldve happened. |
| A Brady broadcast is just top notch. No extra drama like Romo. Thank the broadcasting gods. |
| What are we watching |
| #Today is called SUNday yet it's rainy outside LMAO🤌 |
| You all retards talking about some pos stocks instead of full porting in MU and SNDK |
| It’s Monday bro |
| This actually looks like a good bet. Is it worth buying leaps on? |
| New Tech = Old Tech + AI Chatbot\n\n*this is driving our economy and market ladies and gentlemen* |
| Ykw? Hell yeah, thank you |
| I love being off work every Monday. |
| Bond dudes are talking about how the risk premium on treasury bonds is now on par with corporate bonds |
| Still lower than what i sold for dont make me regret |
| Selling poooots hoping for a drop... now you tell me this. Either way good news. |
| Think it will run more than the memory/storage stocks? MU had a 250% gain last year iirc, and the shortage is expected to only worsen this year. |
| Why |
| They say that to every company they visit, but yeah in this market itll prolly pump |
| Just to drop 10% the moment he buys |
| the people of iran would not burn down their own hospitals to change the government. it's clearly mossad spies and israel doing that but they failed. |
| "Can't believe you're getting high on acid right after they shot those Kent State kids"\n\nThink cause and effect |
| correct, so watch them move big this week just to fuk lol |
| Tomorrow, work, again |
| Wannabe eurocucks |
| I'm still holding some oil stocks calls myself, but why do you expect them to continue pumping this week? Their movement the actual day of the White House meeting seemed more muted compared to the day before. |
| I identified like 50 good stocks but holding all is retarded AF..\n\nMaybe I should just be a closet-ETF |
| 🫡 |
| "Sir I know your son has cancer but have you tried enjoying your life?"\n\nToxic positivity fools. Ignore and invalidate everything bad, only look at the good. |
| MacOS can be shitty but I have no idea how people put up with Windows. I work on open source software and the time it takes to get shit working on windows vs Linux or Mac is unbelievable |
| So let me get this straight, you thought the previous dudes did the same stuff for freedom and democracy? |
| Why |
| o shit yall they about to open 🅱️UTES |
| I paperhanded my RBLX position selling for profit when it hit the $40s, so I'm thinking of starting back in with some options myself. |
| Losing all my wife’s money keeps me humble anyways |
| https://preview.redd.it/72h5pft5iscg1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5749ccd5774d97f2ebc3819a37273eb4682e01e3\n\nMe likey |
| I won’t accept the US having more than 50 states, gotta combine either Dakotas, Virginias, or Carolinas. Getting a new flag would be a pain, plus they would want to make it gold for him 🤮 |
| Dumb to have 2 days to exp |
| Yeah I’m staying away for option to start the year but will probably go heavy on RKLX |
| They're a literal cancer taking out one compromised country at a time. If only these boomers could stop touching the kiddos. |
| Google really needs to get its new desktop OS out there already |
| Microslop |
| Let it roll for 20x. Was able to do that with ionq 15 leaps I bought about 18 months ago |
| Yes i’d buy tomorrow and sell weds, avoiding IV crush. If CPI is cooled i’d imagine they’ll pop |
| Holy fuck I thought you got banned lmao\n\nIDF he's right over here |
| Eagles are biggest jackass fans in NFL |
| 8.5 wars averted in 3 2 5 1… |
| nah, time was invented so we could gamble. |
| Gotta be careful with the bread knife. |
| Spent all day troubleshooting windows and just had to say fuck it fresh install goodbye apps puts on michaelsoft my lord |
| There’s red, green, and flat\n\nNever heard of “flat red” before |
| Playing SLV more to raise my income even more already this year. Silver all year baby!!! |
| I still remember when he streamed on Poe2 and he didn't know how to disable comments, a dude was spamming him with a message "You are alone and will die alone" all in caps lock, he closed the stream and told he was having internet problems. That whole thing is one of the funniest thing i saw lmao. |
| He is talking about d2d or d2c (direct to device or direct to cell).\nStarlink needs you to have one of their dishes or a modified device.\nASTS works with a normal phone and without any need for a special app the same way you get your carrier signal on an iPhone. |
| Even Keanu Reeves?? |
| crazy amount of tel aviv bots here drooling about spreading their degeneracy to iran. it's sunday so they are back on the internet. |
| Got to enjoy your life. |
| if you had asked me if my eyesight is getting worse I would've said no, but driving without my glasses is always an experience |
| Cramer seems bullish on Nvidia so calls are fucked |
| It’s a double rainbow. What does it mean? |
| meth gooning is on another level. |
| 5th daily goon hits different |
| Persians. Hairy, butt hot. |
| Hesgeth visit |
| It's almost never worth it to buy options for an earnings. You would do better selling them and buying to close the morning after earnings. \n\nEven if the stock does awesome the contracts will get crushed at open from iv. |
| then buy at open, theyre currently at max discount |
| RKLB- hesgeth visited over weekend and said they're the type of company us gov wants |
| I owe 70k to uncle sam this year and its pissing me off. No wonder the ultra rich always try to find loopholes to lower/not pay taxes |
| 1. Enterprise penetration isn’t the ceiling. The depth of workflow ownership is where SaaS platforms compound. \n2. Suite products don’t need category dominance; they need contextual adjacency and zero switching friction. \n3. What better acquisition targets are you thinking of? \n4. Consumers care about innovative and thoughtful user experiences, not cookie-cutter stuff. \n\nCongrats on making a profit out of shorting Figma. I was not talking about short-term stock moves, but betting on long-term upside potential of the stock. |
| Rob me. |
| it only works until you're ~30! |
| This poem is a sign to buy $POET |
| Amzn should just jump up 25% straight away |
| "Yeah, we even ran a scenario where the Bills and the Jags had one of the best playoff games of the season, and they still don't know they're in a simulation yet. Its wild" |
| They were promised that land 3000 years ago though. |
| NPR radio about how liberals finally understand why the second amendment exists.\nGod bless America |
| Microsoft's turn for uppies this week. |
| Probably smart since they're expecting to have a lot more upside still this year. |
| I wonder if OKLO wants to run to ATH\n\nMaybe multiple green days.. |
| They should be fine then, which strike? |
| There’s a song by a band called Bread. “Everything I own” it’s about time spent with dad and losing him to cancer |
| I know the mossad coup in iran failed because my gas price didn't go up even 1 penny this weekend. |
| What happened to Canada? |
| 34.13% \n\nIt’s right there on the page, you want to make sure you stay until 80-90% is cooked and hold onto that last little bit just in case |
| Either you believe in the afterlife and you'll be back with them, or you don't, and then it don't matter at all. |
| Just holding. I'm not gonna risk scalping an extra 10-20% at the risk of losing my shares. They're already up 1200%, gonna wait til they're up another 200% from here to start selling calls. |
| #Pak drones entered Indian airspace, Indian forces on high alert \n\nGeopolitics is getting crazy... This is feeling similar to what exactly led up to WW2 seeing everything that's going on in the world rn. It's looking spicy boys |
| Are my NVDA calls cooked? |
| So looks like a nothing burger weekend to open flat |
| Hey I guess we’ll see! |
| Yea done by thursday 14th. My calls are for 3/20/2026 |
| they don't want that degeneracy in their society. |
| That supply is a long way off from hitting the market, the political unrest is in Iran and that can potentially influence the price of oil very quickly. |
| I don't understand time anymore.\n\nI'm getting older, \n\nmy parents are getting older,\n\nThe realisation that one day them not being here...\n\nEnjoy your time with your loved ones, while they still are here folks. |
| Now THIS guy governs |
| *people literally being kidnapped or killed*\n\n"Yeah but the SUN is OUT" |
| Index, sector, stock |
| You know you gotta give it to Elmo, all that money & power and yet he is probably the most miserable person on the entire planet. |
| SNDK due for a substantial pullback. Caveat eimptor! |
| I feel terrible for Patagonia Argentina. Milei sold out the country to the J’s and they set the forests on fire to buy the land and steal the resources. \n\nPalestine ain’t enough. Iran ain’t enough. Now our world heritage forests are getting decimated. |
| Weekend nasdaq is flat red too. It looks like it will open flat to red. I may grab some strangles at open and see where it takes me. |
| Actually I tried this crazy thing called actually visiting different news and media sites on a web browser. I actually clicked on articles and read them. Yes I know it sounds strange but people used to do these sorts of things instead of just reading headlines or asking AI |
| Expecting another 30% gain in the next 5 days on a mid to large cap stock that’s up 50%? This is a meme market fr 😭 |
| Iran 51st state |
| Blame that journalist who asked that question. My returns haven't been the same since she killed that alpha |
| *Covered calls may take no balls,*\n\n*But I know how to wait,*\n\n*Sell the shovels, get the gold,*\n\n*Leave the miners to their fate.* |
| Its all a psyop |
| WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU |
| teach me, senpai |
| This is amazing hahaha what a way to be brought the news |
| SPY 700 tomorrow |
| Oil bulls think that prices go up if the Iranian regime falls. Nobody tell them. |
| It follows the market, it doesn’t lead it |
| True that, iranian women are HOT ! |
| Lets see if you fellas do a Maduro with Greenland while I sleep. You never know... |
| 😔 |
| Poots on Durka Durkas |
| OPEN THE CASINO RIGHT NOW!!!!! |
| The Orange Man found out you retards were calling him TACO and now he's just out here kidnapping people and invading countries.\n\nLook at what you've done! |
| What could go wrong? |
| The return of miniskirt in Iran will make the world a better place |
| meta puts after the data breach? or nothingburger |
| Wow, I’m absolutely whacked out of my mind on shrooms, walking through a beautiful California town. Sun is shining, life is amazing and it’s all going to be okay. Don’t forget, it’s all going to eventually be okay. \n\nGoodbye for now |
| I was going to disagree but caught my reflection in the phone screen |
| Isn't that supposed to be done by the 14th? If your calls aren't short dated they should be okay, which strike and expiry do you have? |
| Nut |
| 100 |
| can TSMC and ASML pls merge and vertically integrate / buy up NVDA, Intel, AMD? \n\nmiddleman premiums are ridiculous rn. |
| AMZN |
| What are your moves tomorrow? 💃🕺 |
| No sell chart looks awful. Last pump was chance to get out |
| Do you sell covered calls on these or don't want to risk them getting called away with how volatile the stock can be? |
| Buy the dip on Mastercard and visa |
| But WHY |
| Fair enough, I may leg into some weeklies depending on how tomorrow shapes up. 🙏🏼 |
| Mustache is just eyebrows for your mouth |
| I hope china and taiwan flood the GPU and DRAM market with cheap GPUs and DRAM.\n\nPrices are getting ridiculous rn. |
| Im a believer |
| Thats fair. Just know Ill be able to retire on tuesday if we go up 11% lmao |
| Another day, another chance at LUNR winning the LTVS contract.\n\nJust need these lotto tickets to pay out. |
| 1. From the enterprise perspectives, they’ve already penetrated the market. There is not a lot more companies that haven’t used Figma or other upsells.\n2. The product suite is in no way comparable to O365. They’re trying to upsell but new features like FigJam does not have market domination like the core product.\n3. No big players will acquire Figma. FAANG get into too much trouble with antitrusts, which is why they’re doing acquihires (license the software and poach key people, ex: Windsurf). There are also better acquisition targets with more synergy than Figma.\n4. Figma is a professional design tool. AI slop does not care about a design systems and accessibility scores. Because it’s “harder” to build Figma doesn’t mean Figma deserves Cursor’s growth.\n\nMade $40k from Fig puts.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qq2uawqnfscg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe257a129dac07b9e0db6bda0df47842213be95e |
| Tyerd boss |
| That’s the fun part. As people’s budgets are squeezed they’re more likely to look at finance than looking to buy outright. |
| I'm just *sloshing* around 😊 |
| Which stocks will go up after the 2nd depression and 2nd civil war? I need picks help |
| Department of War paid them a visit late last Friday and Hegseth mentioned this is the type of company he can see awarding contracts to |
| finally got sick of my long calls dragging for months, sold some calls and the bastard immediately jumps 8% |
| Im pretty sure |
| I’m thinking we open flat maybe 694 since bitcoin has been stagnant all weekend |
| I'm closer to jeff bezos net worth than musk is |
| Belief INFQ/CCCX will pump. Over. |
| I'll see you on the other side |
| please knock the Eagles out so I don't have to listen to those people another year 🙏 |
| Not yet but who knows the night is still young |
| Based on? |
| 🙏🙏🙏 |
| Because canadians are dumb and ugly |
| More regards here are 25 than 50, so it's more relatable I guess |
| I think that’s a nurse from a mental hospital |
| Vault-Tec Guaranteed |
| Botched dong |
| RKLB will rip to 100 this week |
| What do you think about intc |
| SOFI SOHIGH… HERES HOPING! |
| Nothing burger. They know they’ll be bailed out by the draft dodger. Rich kids help rich kids let’s move on |
| New thread who this? |
| If polymarket has a bet on this, I’d take the doubt option. |
| Why canada caps energy dranks at 180mg caffiene but you can go to any Tim Hortons and get a large coffee with 270mg??? |
| Great point. You could see how the industry will benefit from an all-in-one platform. Figma just needs to make a huge branding play about its intention to be the platform for digital apps creation end to end. I feel like people are still stuck with Figma is just a design collaboration tool. That’s my premise here, the earlier you recognize the big picture, the better (hopefully). I believe they have the execution chops to pull it off. |
| Bers walk around Wall St after the bell looking for expired 0DTEs tickets like addicts at the horse track |
| Holy shit Da Bills.\n\n3-7-3-14\n\n0-7-3-14\n\nPlayoffs shaping up to be ridiculous. |
| Post nut clarity helps with logical decisions |
| Worth picking up some weeklies on TSM for earnings chat? I know they report revenue monthly but not profit |
| i don't even like BTC but i pray for it to go up just to fuck people that keep spamming here "Shorting BTC is free money" trying to get more people to short it. |
| Ber cope |
| Which stocks boomed during the nuclear bombing |
| Why |
| $ASTS\n\nThank me end of 2026 |
| Futures are already known by mm’s so are they really futures? |
| why didn't you just say from 25 to 50? that's a realistic range of age with income |
| Dumpin into CCCX |
| i discovered sports betting today guys.\n\nfuck |
| Yup. Another launch is coming up. Once we get a BB7 in the sky this stock gonna go parabolic.\n\nEdit: I mean, even more so than it already has. |
| We can dream about the 11% the rest ill pass 😘 |
| Uhhhh. Nobody tell em |
| breaking: this week the US will take over Goldland |
| I hope |
| It feels like the year has already ended\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hp70i5uuescg1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d9e81875c16fd63c7fe718d844ec4cf75a59b4a |
| Looks like another green week, congrats bulls. |
| And he’s still a miserable bitch lmao |
| $400 by april and my credit spread hits $$MAX WIN$$ |
| This guy's a master of distraction \n\nThe files --> Venezuela\n\nThat protester --> Iran\n\nIf he wants to smokescreen the SC tariff decision, Cuba might wanna watch out |
| Well he was dressed like a nurse. |
| **INTC, RKT** 🚀 |
| If no buy more ...😂 |
| iron corridor on banks? don't they almost never move? |
| See you, space cowboy... |
| Bell Canada Definitive Agreement, BB7 Launch Date, BB8-10 shipping news. Any of those |
| What does this mean? Is something happening in cuba? |
| The more I read europoor comments I get the vibe that they actually want to be invaded. Some weird fetish or something |
| I hope so. I'll load up on calls. |
| Soon moon |
| Big SLV dump this week. |
| Calls? |
| Are you saying it's WordPress v2? |
| How much debt is added to MU before the first $ of profit? |
| Haven’t checked the markets and Reddit for 3 days. Anything interesting going on? |
| The us is the only country that taxes its residents even if they leave the country. |
| Ah yes, my favourite company, Concrete Pumping Holdings |
| I’m loaded to the tit on mcewen MUX. Love the exposure they have to copper |
| I am bullish on silver for completely different reasons - there is a huge physical shortage of it. Each EV made uses 50 grams of silver.\n\nThe UK sold 500,000 EVs last year, the EU 3,800,000 EVs. thats an additional 200 million grams of silver each and every year. Then there is China, India, Korea etc. \n\nUntil they can mine more silver, the market is constricted, and new silver mines are very slow at coming online.\n\nThe tightening of margins and leverage by the exchanges is a good thing, it keeps the market rational, but it won’t hold back the physical demand for a much needed commodity. |
| That was a male hooker. |
| Shorting? |
| Id shit on my dad's bed and not blame the dog if thats how it goes |
| Cope |
| Either trade less or take up a meth habit. Your choice. |
| You’re also missing that they acquired PayloadCMS last year and Payload has the right amount of flexibility for them to create a workflow where you go straight from design to website with content management system. It’s gonna take them some work to get there, but it’s certainly doable. This could start to eat away at some of the websites that use Wix, Squarespace, and WordPress. You’re on to something here. |
| What PR are you talking about? I'm about to buy 28k worth of asts leaps expiring in 2028 in my Roth IRA account. \n\nMy brother already bought it and he's up 10k. |
| Still, I’m closer to being a $10M than he is 🥸 |
| I’m in the industry. We are not fighting over SSDs. At all. |
| $83-85 first and then flush to $75 it that doesnt hold |
| Buckets |
| Please pump HOOD |
| New thread new me |
| All fucking year. |
| zsl |
| grape is ok. i mean, c'mon. |
| Damn bers |
| I will sell it all at $125 |
| Do yourself a favor bro. Stop looking at nat gas cuz that shit is more rigged than anything I’ve ever seen. |
| IT has 12% just to reach its own all time high. its like me buying penny stocks with all my money cause if they go to trillion dollar i make money. regarded asf |
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| I went to therapy this weekend and that was some rough sex. |
| Please pamp NVDA. I feel like we've waited long enough. |
| Well you didn't expect me to go in mine did you? |
| Elons wealth is absurd. You live \~ **788,940,000 seconds** by the age of 25. His is equivalent to making $1000 / second, every second of every day of your life (awake, or asleep) from 0-25 |
| Thanks for clearing that up, I assumed that was the play, but I’m just curious how much higher it will go, I do not see this being sustainable given the current buying rate and specific local economies health, but you know how the saying goes. |
| Im not a ber by any means but itd be awesome if i can scoop up some stocks at a heavy discount so i can go balls deep |
| DeLuise |
| Let's just make it a trend and a subreddit... Could catch on. |
| Expecting some solid PR from ASTS tomorrow morning.. wouldn’t be surprised to $125 by Friday |
| also TBH and TAX |
| AI slop |
| Gotta get an auto meat milker bro. What is it your first day? |
| Went to an Indian casino on the Oklahoma border today and as soon as I sat to play some woman came up to me asking for $10. \n\nI can see some of you asking for 0dte |
| I think it’s a pump and dump scheme coz the op doesn’t bother faking a screenshot of the position. |
| Sorry, mate. This is not a pump and dump attempt. I'm in the creative tech space with experience on most of these tools and platforms. You are free to dismiss this as an AI post, but just wanted to share how I see Figma in the context of the creativity platform space. Cheers! |
| HOPEFULLY SO I CAN GET A GOOD NEW ENTRY. |
| all it takes is 1 wrong day for theta gang to get their booties opened. |
| I'm probably going to sell some qqq options next week. |
| BAD MOVE BROCHACHO |
| Sounds like everyone will be having a gay old time. |
| 2 hours until SPY 700 |
| NFLX is looking kinda dumpy from the chart im looking at, might a slight pull up but wouldnt have to much hope for a crazy pop this coming week. |
| I try my best but it takes awhile as a woman |
| Hopefully we see some Morgan Brennan this week |
| Made $25 on Hood !!! |
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| Calls on LIGMA and DEEZ |
| That’s how you know it’s going up more lmao |
| close your eyes and pick |
| NG gonna gap up tonight. CVX calls I bought last week gonna keep printing. |
| Not even dark in Havana yet who knows |
| If you buy any flavor of chapstick besides cherry, you're clearly a psychopath. |
| Toretto? |
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| ligma ballz |
| I would love for gold and silver to take a dump so im going to say it got better! |
| Thinking of shorting Amazon tomorrow (no homo) |
| AP reporting on the Maduro polymarket bet. Gee, wait till they learn about all the other “random” bets people make. |
| Looking at houses in southern california and so many houses/condos increase the price at least $200k 2 months after someone purchasing the house lol 😂 |
| So if I make 20 trades a day how am I supposed to handle this? |
| Well that was ominous |
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| ligma ? |
| Da bears |
| The fight is Zelensky vs Putin |
| Just to drop to -2% 2 minutes to open? |
| i sell puts on whatever tech is down |
| You spelled 11% wrong. |
| AMZN needs to drop a little |
| I think that's a good move |
| Everyday hitting ATH makes a lot of sense |
| So what do we think, futes up +1%? |
| Did geopolitics get worse this weekend? |
| Silver supply is incredibly inelastic, and PAS mind supply is a drop in the bucket of silver production. Silver is also in a long term structural deficit, and it gets consumed every year unlike gold since it’s mostly used in industry. Silver has a long way to go in repricing. A measured move on this cup and handle is 330+ in the short term and 1000+ long term. These silver miners are likely still 20 baggers from here |
| Where has this sub been all my life? |
| Yea |
| Why was everyone cool with Amazon having crazy valuations before AWS but Walmart who already has an equivalent supply chain and profitability is somehow less valuable. Walmart is Amazons only competitor. |
| fuck United, ratcliffe and wilcox dawg |
| 500 $tsla puts at 400 |
| Gdxu |
| Spy 688 tomorrow |
| $MYPP |
| avgo go up ⬆️ |
| The longest day of your life so far. |
| 🌽 |
| I dont speak mexican |
| Nflx at 75 |
| WSB has a TON of VPN users. My original comment has views from Peru, Latvia, Germany, and Canada. |
| i need one stock to full port and i dont know which one |
| 😂. I have covered calls at $337. I wanted to gamble without gambling lol |
| I gotta get back into window peeping |
| Weekend nasdaq and bitcoin are relatively flat. It could go either way. With vix at 14 and mercury in retrograde, I'm guessing that direction is to the right. |
| "always" as BTC sits at around 88k. if you shorted it at 0.5 cents you did lose millions |
| Leafs gonna win the Superb Owl |
| Big Dom will keep the peace |
| lol silver ruggggg |
| Going to buy a share with your Wendy's paycheck? |
| lol what the hell |
| How long before 🥭 suggests using napalm to melt the ice? |
| Have you ever seen a grown man naked? |
| Yeah with the right stocks, you can always do long term calls..I just meant this week just statistically has a high chance of a big red day (on indexes) and historically it's usually earlier in the week |
| I saw Iran rumours on insta on Thursday lol you are just behind my guy |
| I have to wonder if these AI generated posts are genuine pump and dump attempts or just karma farmers who don't even care what subs they're botting. |
| Hey DJ play: wasted again in megaretardville |
| Huh, TIL. Still used old Reddit, but I’ll have to check this out. Probably a lot of VPN use though. |
| I do, but preferably space gladiators, like Predator: Killer of Killers |
| How? The concept is to bring more oil to market? The cost and timeline is 10 years and billions so is there any real price support or just a hunch. |
| Jenna Ortega |
| At this level I think it is pretty attractive. I expect it to be at $50 by March/April. |
| 🫢 |
| Day 1025. Letting my ASTS shares ride again. |
| Made a news sub for regards in here r/brainrotnews |
| Did your butthole hurt the next morning? |
| Cool, I'll buy more leaps spreads when they sell the news. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Leading_Tourist9814** bet **TSLA** goes from **445.77** to **1000.0** before **12-Jan-2026 04:09 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet TSLA 1000 24h |
| Yall ever comment on a /all thread and look at the comment analytics to see all the Russian accounts active in the thread?\n\n\nAlternatively, I gotta say its really funny seeing 100% American on a comment in a sub like /gundeals 🇺🇲🗽🦅 |
| Maybe? Maybe not…. I’d like to hear everyone’s views on RKLB long term |
| Pro trading tip: always rub one out before placing a trade. Gotta approach it with clear heads. |
| Just like more QE means higher stock prices |
| It's nature's way of weeding out the slow folks. |
| What? |
| Silver is a can't miss |
| words of wisdom |
| I'd highly recommend Trading212 for EU. |
| piggies get to go to market |
| I just need Google to be flat until Friday. You can rocket after that big boy |
| Imagine people shaved their eyebrows instead of their mustache |
| More like $LGMA |
| Do you like films about gladiators? |
| Yes more supply always means higher prices |
| bers win bols win retail fukt |
| Suckin on my titties like you wanted me, calling me 🎶 🎵 |
| https://preview.redd.it/yszyysn9cscg1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce073cf837a581df2bfc1a03e524b54f2690fa73 |
| I have more will to live from 930am to 400pm M-F, which is so weird cause I used to love weekends. |
| Thats only in the US. 25% of all new cars in the UK last year were EVs.\n\nEuropean, UK, Australia, India are all ramping up EV sales. |
| Dumbass alert |
| Nice try bro |
| I mean it’s kinda the same (? Like at least in my car I can use google maps the exact same way as apple’s and the other apps almost of all of them have a button to open with google maps. Idk, seems like complaining for the sake of it to me |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/adheretohospitality** bet **TSLA** goes from **445.77** to **430.0** before **14-Jan-2026 04:06 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 2 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: FIGMA\n\n Direction: Up\n\n Prognosis: Accumulate Shares (User entry ~$34)\n\n Adobe's Regret Level: $20B was a discount\n\n **Summary:** Figma has evolved from a design tool to a complete product development platform (O365 for creativity). The "multiplayer" browser-native ecosystem creates an enterprise lock-in moat that single-player AI tools (Cursor, Lovable) can't breach. ARR has jumped from ~$400M (when Adobe bid $20B) to ~$1B+, making the current valuation look like a steal. |
| !banbet TSLA 430 72h |
| fuckin a yes!! Bills!!!!! |
| You ever seen a spaceship crash? |
| I bought too many calls with a 1/16 expiry back in October when things were looking up. Time is not on my side. |
| someone took a shit in my pants. not cool |
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| Rug it |
| The market is never going down again, guys. No ber markets ever again.\n\nAlso 🌽 1M by 2030.\n\nAlso time to full port into memes! Trust me guys! |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TeslaLeafBlower** bet **TSLA** goes from **445.77** to **475.0** before **12-Jan-2026 04:05 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 177 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| XOM! Venezuela noise alongside political unrest/spike in oil prices will send oil up up up |
| !banbet TSLA 475 24h |
| Just on Friday NOC +4.74%, LMT +4.72%, BA +3.14%.\nToday the US air strikes Syria and rumours of Iran. Someone always knows. |
| If by moves you mean puts, then yes |
| bloody purple dildo. the one that is edging since 1978 |
| I placed the limit order at the ATH, if the price breaks the historical pattern, the position will automatically close.\n\nI'll respond further to this comment next week 🙂 |
| I'm invested in Google, but I don't pay too close attention to it. Why has it been doing so well lately? |
| Fuck Real Madrid lmao 🤌 |
| META & AVGO gonna do what??? |
| Fuck Fox but Greenland is not a prominent story on Bloomberg or Reuters. Opinion piece on 2/3 down on Bloomberg and one post on Reuters. \n\n\nReddit is beside it's self. ICE and IRAN are far and away more talked about. |
| Stonks only goes up. |
| I’m gonna make moves on SPY and get fucked as usual |
| RKLB going to fly tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/b1q1961mbscg1.png?width=856&format=png&auto=webp&s=09a258bd23f3c3ec11a4f64d834ec9403d747318\n\n# CONGRATS |
| Gotta tap it on the tongue first. |
| I wish it were that easy. I work through every weekend and sunday is always the longest day of my life |
| Options prices are insane tho |
| fair |
| Nope |
| The green ones are more common but the red ones go deeper |
| >!Thirty!< First 😎 |
| Corn doing corn things |
| way to not tell me the conversation has moved |
| Both, same time |
| MU gonna rip again this week, the mega factory is breaking ground this friday with Trump admin officials expected to be present. the biggest fab on US soil estimated to be about $100B. |
| New thread ! 🪡 \n\nNow, just open the casino pls. |
| 50k in SLV calls, am i a regard buying calls right before their rebalance of their portfolios |
| A one man will be worth $1 trillion soon. It can go as high as it wants. |
| Spy 700 calls |
| Already did. Meh wd not recommend |
| Would you want \n\nA red dildo \n\nOr \n\nA green dildo |
| Futures will be deep red as this year will be choppy |
| If anything SpaceX will make all space stocks go higher |
| Please sir, can I have some more? |
| #On Friday afternoon you blink once and it's Monday morning already LMAO🤌 |
| Hi ho Silver!\n\n\nAin't seen nothin yet |
| Digital gold: A 90k stablecoin\n\nPhysical bitcoin: 4.5k, literally a 20x if it becomes the same price |
| sandisk tomorrow? It's gonna get in first 5 market cap stocks? |
| Google all fuckin day |
| https://preview.redd.it/ax5qhdp7bscg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7f7b284984cdf32e526b984f711e9530fb9759a |
| Write him a letter. Be his pen pal. |
| RKLB calls, Kegsbreath was there recently, probably get a contract or two for the Golden Dumb. |
| More than doubled, thats what the stock market is supposed to do. Weird flex to say that the market is up, its up 10% p/y for the last 80 yrs on avg |
| Robert Baratheon is dead |
| Can’t wait to see stocks on my watch list pump up another 20% before open |
| That ship already sailed with tricolor with their September bankruptcy. Everyone broke |
| Theta gang only way to go. What you been selling to the suckers? |
| Just going to do hot girl shit and hope for the best |
| Inditex up 200%.\n\n\nYou're just buying the wrong stocks. |
| 400% that's so insane 😅 I'm 36 and don't have anywhere near that kinda money. I know what I'd do with it though lol congrats |
| wasted your time spelling out holy shit |
| BUY MOAR SLS |
| https://preview.redd.it/ghtyrl0xascg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee12c29c577214ade8b5fbbe37462a706cb7660b\n\nFuck you and congrats |
| I’m aware, just making a point that a better statement would be “past performance does not guarantee future results”. |
| Are you alright OP? |
| Sounds like they're thriving. They're welcome. |
| Slight risk premium until greenland, iran and cuba escalate. I expect -0.5% open |
| Just do the opposite of whatever the futes say |
| One of reddits big flaws is how it grooms echo chambers.\n\nTo start with, reddit should stop acting like getting downvoted is a bad thing |
| Ur boyfriend, and the guy you cheated on him with, and the other one |
| Elon 4 Ghislaine |
| Well Fuck my face |
| So many banks finna say nobody is paying their auto loans back. 90+ day delinquency higher than 2009\n\nBatten down the hatches. Shyts finna get reel |
| sun-monday btc dump incoming |
| Haha. Get rekt |
| Can you guys give me your moves today from the past it’s the 12th where I live, I wanna make some money |
| I am so excited. Cloud is more profitable than ever and expanding rapidly. |
| god dammit |
| NVO! Let’s goooo |
| According to the Monroe Doctrine you are gay |
| Must be some commute |
| Reddit has more than censorship. Try saying the sky is blue and see what happens |
| holy shit first |
| First |
| Could actually get $683 by Friday with it being Opex max pain is down there somewhere. |
| shorting btc always free money |
| I hate the Airlines, they are only a trading vehicle IMO. Their overall performance as an investment lags. \n\nI think they are at the peak because you can’t get any more capacity unless people agree to be stacked like cordwood. \n\nIf they add more planes then revPASM suffers. |
| Hey grok, remember when Elon was the real life Ironman? |
| Work from home nobody wears clothes anymore |
| mighty ducks would never lie to you |
| Cell phone in his prison wallet |
| Imagine at Thanksgiving saying SLV is at ATH, a correction is coming, so I think I’m going to go short on it. |
| Don't think that would be good for NVDA.\n\n\nImagine software getting better... |
| Get your 🌽 holes Rdy for next week |
| Women be shoppin |
| What’s your thesis bud |
| MP |
| $4.50 was the buy then. It was $3.50 range for the longest time, popped on Beijing changing license process, has settled $4.50, or what is a reprice given the importance of the mine now. So I think $4.50-$5 is solid buy range. I keep selling covered calls, I think we're due for a VIX pop soon, equities will sell off. So am running collars, using the premium to buy LEAPS. After VIX pops, I'll stop selling covered calls and ride the rebound. |
| SPY 660 tomorrow |
| Might want to check bloomberg and reuters, you know, the sources the markets actually care about. Fox isnt even considered news, its entertainment. |
| Are we getting tricked by the whole Greenland isn’t green and full of ice but Iceland is green and not full of ice? |
| if Nasdaq goes up 2% tomorrow, maybe btc will go up .2% |
| The news is fake. Life is good. Calls |
| Sell your options while they still have some value, you'd only lose the premiums |
| Nice to see some Poetry in this place! |
| What you go slaiing on. Doh |
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| 'tis the curse of Hornington. An ancient, evil curse |
| Yerp |
| Of not off. And triple what? You never said anything to triple. Guess this is the WSB average poster. |
| calls it is |
| I wonder if it's possible to optimize LLMs so hard that one can run kimi k2 locally on a old commodore computer without performance losses. |
| I am long the market |
| # y u so gae |
| sounds like you should liberate your mouth from taco's ass. If lazy lard ass american cant be bother to work fruit and vegetable picking job, imagine asking them cheeto lip to work in the cold ass tundra. They probably die within the first month. |
| good |
| Sounds like a predictable pattern to me. Easy money. |
| It’s not something you can prototype with your own money |
| Ban! |
| lol hell big dawg Ive been banned here for saying things.\n\nreddit has censorship, for better and worse |
| Smoke my big fat cock |
| Would you like to share with the class |
| One of these things is not like the others. |
| nbis |
| If you reply anything remotely against the Reddit hive mind you get banned on other subs. Y’all are the only real ones on all of Reddit. |
| All that stimulus money went to women sitting at home bored, so they shopped. Now they wish they had that money to buy food and pay the rent. |
| It’ll come down after it hits $400-$500 |
| I love the smell of genocide in the morning. Also wondering how much corn you gonna raise in 40 acres of Greenland and a mule |
| whats been gooned to cannot be ungooned to |
| lol I put in tens of thousands into ASTS at $4. I’m WELL above that number. Weird cope. |
| You bet your sweet momma it is |
| From universal healthcare and education. |
| Is it a NVIDIA 200 type of week? |
| Chilling with RKelly and Puffy… |
| But how |
| Username really fucking checks out |
| That own land in greenland |
| I think the earnings are priced in the bank stocks |
| I feel that in muh loins. |
| New Fortress Energy March 2C |
| Check user name. |
| Can’t wait too see what happens to him |
| Ask your sister |
| Trading futes |
| Thanks, stealing this because I can't find where I kept my first one. |
| Bro I read that environmental impact report they published and it's all bs. It literally says the effect of the impact can't be estimated because there's so little data already out there. They're just spewing propaganda to try and greenwash their project. I still own a bunch of their shares tho |
| Plan b fucks them up |
| I know there's a lot of important shit happening in the world at the moment but Wendy's actually has Tendies now. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Green_Conclusion5792** bet **SPY** goes from **694.44** to **670.0** before **12-Jan-2026 03:48 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 21 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Iodine pills. |
| Anybody knows why clothing stocks never recovered from 2022. Nke been falling since.\nAdidas hasn’t recovered. Zalando is down 75% from 2021. Boozt is down 40%. ASOS is down over 90%. Where do consumers buy their clothes these days. Someone must be benefiting from all these clothing stocks underperforming. Literally any thesis would be appreciated. I just don’t really understand |
| From the bad people…I mean non Americans. |
| What are your current plays? I was playing APLD for quite some time but now it's over extended |
| Thats probably because Greenland and USA is gonna have a meeting this monday. We'll probably hear more after the meeting. |
| We will figure that part out later |
| It just isnt in peoples' minds. Find me links where 90% of the population get their news.\n\n\nCnn nothing. \nFox nothing.\nMs now nothing.\nNBC nothing.\n\n\nIt's only on ultra liberal news. Daily mail and shit.\n\n\nIts back page clamoring. You all want it to happen for your puts. |
| # Venezuela current inflation rate:\n\n* **IMF Estimate (2026):** Around 682%.\n* **Trading Economics (Latest):** Shows 172% (previous 136%), with high monthly increases.\n* **Visual Capitalist (2025):** Estimated 269.9%, projecting to 682% for 2026.\n* **Steve Hanke (Mid-2025):** Estimated \~260%.\n\n*Good god.*\n\npeople trading truckloads of bolivars for a loaf of bread |
| Find me links where 90% of the population get their news.\n\n\nCnn nothing. \nFox nothing.\nMs now nothing.\nNBC nothing.\n\n\nIt's only on ultra liberal news. Daily mail and reddit.\n\n\nYou want it to happen for your puts. |
| Can we think less liquidity.\n\nI’m leaning towards mining companies |
| Pak-i-stan is in da bag!! |
| GreenlandMailOrderBrides dot com |
| Theta gang 4 lyfe! |
| Liberate it from what? |
| Ask yourself how much higher can NVDA go compare to other stock? |
| I enjoy selling options to the emotionally vulnerable. |
| What are you talking about? Ukraine 🇺🇦 was using starlink to get intelligence reports during the war even. SMH 🤦♂️ |
| Land in Greenland |
| Same reason wtf is on there from time to time |
| Beware of the Bloomberg Commodity Index rebalance this week \n\nGold index funds need to lower their weighing to suit the new balance |
| earnings seasons back baby. Best hobby to go full tism on, cuz theres no superbowl once a year, you get earnings season every quarter, lasts 2 months, really only like a month of down time, plus constant reports droping and macro news. Its all just a sea of dopamine. |
| yes. also long composecure |
| One day I'll make reddit top 1% |
| That's. . .not what they do. |
| Solid pick 👍\n\nCue the 'it already ran too much' and 'if you read it here top is in'.\n\nWSB isn't ready yet for the commodities super cycle... Metals and energy are 2026 (at least) plays 🤷 |
| or a 1978 911 targa - investment |
| that will teach em |
| Everybody and they mama saying spy to $700 and I’ll take the opposite side of the trade. Best regard wins! |
| What’s a yatch? |