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| Is the need true that Jim Cramer is bearish? |
| Scamvid |
| What’s the ticker for oklo 4x? |
| Algos? Profit Takers? Ex-Crypto Bros? I've only been trading seriously for a few months but noticed this common but paradoxical pattern where a projected earnings beat is directly followed by decline in share price |
| Are you a bot? |
| Will be interesting to see if Ellisons do the same thing with the Saudi funding that Elon did. IIRC Elon paid off the Saudis shortly after the Twitter acquisition (probably his survival instinct kicking in) and re-fied into other more conventional financing. Do the Ellisons do this, too, or do the Saudis want to keep their money in the combined entity for influence purposes? I guess we'll see soon enough. |
| Fck u. We r all either to the moon or hell. Not in between |
| I stopped using weed for a long time by going for long walks and chewing gum |
| Ah ah look at the Damm stock |
| What do you mean by this is that the first thing that comes out of my mind when you think of the last time you saw a woman you saw her and she said she saw you in a mirror or a picture and you said that she saw her in a picture and she was just looking for a mirror in front and then you said you were going back and you said that was a mirror. |
| who tf eats a "bean burrito" |
| No shot |
| Did anyone just see that |
| It’s the most efficient way to take money from idiots |
| war is bad.\n\nhowever if I get drafted, im okay with living without my arms, legs and head to avoid going to the middle east.\n\nI hate the beach, I definitly will not like going to the middle east. |
| Been hearing this since October. Any minute now |
| Lmao.\n\nOnce again, thats what I thought you dumb fuck. |
| Breaking news: Iran just nuked DC\n\n\nMarkets: Ah I see, I see, does that mean SPY 700? Yes it does. |
| Trades like this would give me a heart attack. Too rich for me to even consider. |
| Blowing Newports tryna decide if I'm gonna sell my avgo calls n full port shares \n\n |
| Buy signal |
| Send him to tehran |
| rest in puts |
| Sign me up for WW3, I’m ready. |
| Yes |
| The only guarantee nowadays is that it goes from left to right. I know this because I am a technical analyzer. |
| I left 50k on the table with the same contracts |
| bought SPYU and it only go up down up down up down. atleast options go down but big FAST! |
| This market is for boomers by boomers anybody else gets their pockets picked |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| Look at this nerd with his well-adjusted outlook |
| I cannot express in words how much of a shit I do not give about this god damn project financial review call I am on. |
| Bols have to convince themselves that no bears sold when spy was down 2.6% and that bears never buy calls even when it's obvious the market is going to go up. \n\nThis helps them cope with the call options blown to smithereens and the gaping hole in their portfolios. |
| Me too. |
| Crwd fck both calls and puts tme |
| Me: please stop the war \nAlso me: but only after I take profits of my def stocks |
| Now THAT I would like to see!!!! |
| Scanning bags of taco seasoning at the register and reselling stolen Pokémon cards is my guess |
| This is the most ridiculous trade bro..\nYou were luck so QQQ pumped back for you. |
| Dude yes!!! |
| Is Iran more or less dangerous then Minnesota? |
| This would be like me getting approved to buy a Bugatti Veyron when I make $50k a year... actually, the Bugatti might be more reasonable compared to this "deal". |
| Congrats man! And a big fuck you! Or is it the other way around? But seriously! Nice job. I’m a 0DTE SPX trader myself. One day I’ll be like you! |
| Remember: Fridays jobs report includes January revisions. The same January that predicted almost as many jobs as the entire 2025 fiscal year. |
| >Leverage Shares 4x Long OKLO Daily ETF \nLeverage Shares 4x Long QBTS Daily ETF\n\ncmon man we do not need this shit lmao |
| The next 4 too |
| Best I can do is blow my port up on 0dtes |
| shut up |
| Money printer bro. Trust me bro. 700 tomorrow bro. |
| You don’t need my help, I believe in you big guy 👍 |
| *not just at night |
| Management is superb. I'm hoping for a dip. |
| Life is less stressful when you stop trading like a degen. Buy and hold stocks, purchase monthly index puts to hedge against a total market upset. You can't miss. |
| The VIPER HIMSELF!?? :O |
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| Yeah the AMD calls are a source of pain for me at present. MSFT and META are valuable still, idk how given the environment. |
| Avgo is going to be flat tomorrow because you touch yourself at night |
| That was me yesterday. |
| Should have bought SLS instead lmao |
| Today was amazing for day traders. Easy 5-8x. Hope we open low again and pump like this tomorrow. |
| Do 63k now, u know it will go up tomorrow for sure im 99.7 sure |
| My puts do be puttin’ |
| me trading @work on red days: his visage does not show an ounce of despondence. |
| Back to $685-$690 tomorrow |
| im on friday too |
| Got a problem with that libtard? |
| Y'all been yelling spy 700 for the last 12 years. |
| Yea there was a pinned comment pre market that they raised karma/account age requirements because of an obvious influx in bots. |
| How did that work for you ASTS was my only green today |
| CRWD: I hope you're hungry, for nothing |
| What a gigachad! |
| bruh have you seen the numbers they are expected to release ? |
| Cant lie yall, i took a break after getting fucked up HARD by "great time to buy" after lib day\n\nCame back end of october and markets been fucked since, im very sorry. Very very sorry. |
| Mom? 🥺🥺 Puts or calls? |
| Yes the best way to put out a car fire is by dousing it with more gasoline. That always works! |
| What time did u buy these? |
| Actually that margin call did you well it looks like. |
| Let’s get some boots on the ground. Deploy all ICE agents to Iran and let’s see what they can do |
| SPY 700 soon |
| We already handed out our ghey bear medals of honor yesterday…. Today was just cruel. Sad Pepe.\n\n |
| Feel like prob not at this rate |
| That's insane. I remember when they were like .70 cents! |
| We’re proud of you, son |
| Well this turned out pretty well. You’re 2 for 2. Looking forward to your next idea. Hope I catch it early enough to hop in on the next one |
| In other news: Wendy's received a record amount of applications |
| Now seems like the perfect time for China to invade Taiwan. |
| Yeah but the farts are free |
| Prolapsed anus |
| Puts or calls for armageddon being brought forth? |
| I swear it feels like the simulation is against me. I finally decided to get serious about investing in stocks this year… and of course the market starts breaking right after.\n\nFive years of basically going straight up, and the moment I jump in, things start going down. The timing couldn’t be worse. \n \nSorry guys. |
| Are car rental prices gonna go up or down?\n\n\nI got some summer traveling. I expect airline tickets to go up, but car rental rates to go down... any logic to this? |
| Trump insurance will get you through |
| Mom you probably won't see this but I'm gay. |
| ppl are stupid, just get high |
| Mods bombed the botatollahs? |
| Lol Epstein and Les Wexner were even involved in Iran-Contra.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3D-ndk2HFA\n\nhttps://www.dropsitenews.com/p/jeffrey-epstein-iran-contra-planes-leslie-wexner-pottinger-leese-arms-weapons-smuggling |
| Jim Cramer said he's bearish this week, what do we do? |
| 690 tomorrow |
| CNBC FAST MONEY - ALL IT TAKES IS ONE DRONE.\n\nOIL $150 |
| Wow you’re regarded! On margin is crazy. During a war/midterm year is even crazier. Some people just want to see how fast they can delete money |
| Stg they're disciplined, I'll give them that |
| 0dtes unless feeling conservative, then 1dte |
| At least you know what is about to kill you. Normally people are surprised by it. |
| Housing bubble, hard seltzer, bubble butts |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Yoghurt-Ancient** bet **ASTS** goes from **92.48** to **100.0** before **05-Mar-2026 05:22 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I don’t have the balls to play 0DTE. Fuck that. I guess I’ll\nAlways be poor |
| !banbet ASTS 100 2d |
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| man i got owned bad trying 0dte puts at 678 today |
| Careful with oil trade, big money has been making plays for a few months and option flow has swapped to bearish. Not saying it wont to up but hust be careful twain |
| Hey so, we’re not ok huh? |
| Yes what we do most of the time is look at what happened in the market and build a narrative to explain it, which is not hard. Looking forward and picking the right narrative without the benefit of hindsight is impossibly difficult. \n\nMy thinking was that the market and Trump himself hoped for this to end quickly, and as it's becoming clear that's not happening the market increasingly reflects that. On the other hand Trump is also watching the market all day everyday and he could randomly drop some news to pump the stocks |
| The bot purge did great work |
| They will be worth more than netflix in a few years they have ufc to and on the Whitehouse lawn they will be promoted |
| Hey good for you I’m just not there financially so I’m ready to lobotomize myself for a decade to get there but I spend so little maybe not even a decade lol |
| She speaks so well… buying puts,, 🤣🤣 |
| Low key miss adults being in charge fr |
| All roads lead back to Epstein |
| i have spy 680p 3/20s! |
| A regular bean burrito costs $3.25 at my Taco Bell after tax. Kind of a ripoff |
| Red overnight green eod |
| Helus pharma $HELP has phase 3 data coming this month. Every dip is being bought as it runs up. I’ve got 35k invested at the moment , it’s equal to index funds in my portfolio. Go big or go home! |
| This threads so dead LOL many WSBers have been wiped from existence\n\nMoment of silence 🫡 |
| Han Solo made the Hormuz run in under 12 parsecs. We'll be fine |
| I bought 190 calls yesterday.... could've sold at the pop to 183.50 but noooooo "this will go higher" |
| Me |
| The market is going to turn deep red EOW, don't be delusional |
| CNBC - STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS FUKK\n\nOIL $150 |
| $SLV is making a comeback tomorrow 80s minimum |
| What's FMP? Also what data subs cost that much? Bloomberg? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/FluffyPenguinsx** bet **PLTR** goes from **147.47** to **170.0** before **10-Mar-2026 05:20 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 3 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Gonna adjust my garage door springs in a bit... if you guys never hear from me again you will know why |
| !banbet PLTR 170 1w |
| Going around the horn is even more expensive. Money runs the world junior |
| That is not the market going down |
| truth post about crypto agenda |
| Couldn't this mean that the rest of the market is too expensive/still needs to fall? |
| Never end on a loss 🙏 |
| Yes and I’ve been working for free with my losses 🧸 |
| That $500k MU yolo guy is my king\n\n$500k (1/2 in margin) in 0dte QQQ calls man what the fuck |
| Kinda badass… and kinda fits the role .. 🤣🤣 |
| Which one of you regards bought 100000 msft jan 2027 625 calls for 50 million $ also 50000 575 jan 2027 calls? |
| If you do that, you realize there is no going back right? |
| Every US citizen is saying this rn. |
| What was the Hail Mary? |
| Only when people think it'll be bearish. |
| CHUD 🚨 |
| At 8 months here. Yeah, it can get boring but you gotta do other stuff. Exercise exercise and exercise is what I do. Check out the “stopdrinking” subreddit. There are posts just about every day asking your exact question |
| Green All time now... again... lets see how long this lasts. |
| f, what have we done. Just give him a MRNA vaccine! |
| Evil man |
| Artisanal tiki drinks don’t count if you tip > 25% |
| Miller, that you? |
| Potentially too logical. When something makes sense, it must be wrong. \n\nTSLA leaps sound way more retarded. |
| up 6k on the $qqq calls. not sure about his $mu position maybe down a little but he re entered at a lower cost basis before he had like $411/share\n\nedit: updated— https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/llmxmiC06J |
| Anyone have a hard time getting work done the last 2 days? |
| Boomer.\n\nOne joint. \nOne line. \nOne needle. |
| Bribes are already paid, by the coal companies.\n\nThis is the part where he delivers for them. |
| Man! I had the same contract! Bought it for 6.20 sold at 8.30 and then twenty mins later it was at 14.20, then it mooned around 2:30pm at 36.20. Pissed me off. Nice work though. Out of curiosity, who did you buy and sell? I bought at 11:16 and sold at 11:24. |
| Also he had a cancer diagnosis lmao |
| He had a prune juice tester |
| Steven Seagal the next ayatollah |
| They wanted to double tap the whole administration |
| Why did the dollar jump so much today? Now I am holding FXF at a loss. |
| So is he up or down overall? |
| Piss AND shit then |
| But what would the Iron Sheik say |
| Don't these regards know WW3 is priced in? Calls! |
| You think I cant keep track of a handful of sentences?\n\nSpecifically, what do you think i am uhh not applying critical thought to.\n\nSince you already know. Share. |
| Taking a class online at a local community college and now I'm feasting hard at the student discounts. More money for options. |
| Student loans, 2nd housing bubble, avocado toast |
| Bro you are my hero lmfao\n\nWhat the fuck kinda big dick play is this, that is insane\n\nIm a small dick player, just holding the mu calls still |
| some of us like screaming into the void, ok? |
| It’s so simple to check Mango’s posts…from like 5 min ago…but what do I know |
| Yup… haha… fuck me huh |
| I think my boss has dementia |
| It was like that though today. See? I had the same contract.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5q0849e9nwmg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4bb122f44d5b0c741d8a687b0a766d102286284 |
| cryptards got their hail mary and corn didn’t even pump, SADGE! |
| California? If so enjoy $6 to $7 now |
| I drive electric |
| Sobriety is so boring how do people put up with this shit? |
| Randomly had 12k warrants of MOBX. That's silly. |
| If I speak, big trouble. |
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| Meh. I know plenty of people who’ve become rich doing it- and yes, some who were rich then poor again because of it. When you want to YOLO that’s usually what happens, but if you have control and discipline and don’t YOLO every trade, you can be successful at it. |
| I just watched Margin Call on pluto last night. Still a good movie. |
| nah he bought &qqq calls. twice & realized a 95k loss on his first attempt |
| CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 |
| What dte are you guys buying for SPY calls/puts? Friday opex? Monthly opex like 3/20s? \n\nI bought a Friday opex today just to see and the volatility whipped around on that shit so much I don’t know how you guys do it lol |
| Here's my thesis, Donny T will want this done with before the GCC run out of interceptors. So a big pump in around a week and a half. |
| I hate the last 15 minutes of work, i am just bullshitting until like an acceptable time to leave early |
| Zero premiums too I bet. Why does everyone think insurance is the only reason ships aren't travel thru the strait. I think when you see a missile fly over you things get real fast compared to insurance.\n\nWho's paying for the insurance again? |
| Again, not talking about just today lol. \n\nOther Ai components are mooning while memory is struggling\n\nAAOI, AXTI both over 106% in the last month while memory is down |
| Like I said, re-read your own comments, do a little self-reflection |
| Where can u find this chart? |
| What Helped the Afternoon Recovery\n\nMarkets pared their deep morning losses following a series of comments and policy moves from the Trump administration:\n\n* **Navy Escorts:** President Trump announced that the **U.S. Navy** would escort tankers through the Strait of Hormuz if necessary and provide maritime insurance.\n* **Strategic Assurance:** Trump stated he expects higher oil prices to be "short-lived" and that they would likely drop even lower than before once the conflict ends.\n* **Positive Earnings:** Strong fourth-quarter results from retailers **Target (+3%)** and **Best Buy (+4%)** provided some localized support to the consumer sector. |
| You just making shit up now fam lls |
| I’ve been paying $4-5 for the past 2 years… |
| 0DTE are addictive. You're basically fucked OP. |
| Gay af bro u make me sick |
| Already did that with TSLER puts I learned the hard way haha |
| Same 😢 |
| Thankfully I played safe today and only down 20k. |
| Best I can do is sideways for another month. |
| My cousin Randy Orton said Iran is a bunch of pussies and that shit could be so true it’s not even funny |
| Bro how are u so bullish |
| Thank you |
| Chat moving so fast no one will see I love women 😳 |
| This is me all over. I fumbled it today. |
| 4k into savings. 1k to gamble on options. 1k to buy more TLRY shares or maybe some long calls. Thanks! |
| IWM IBIT Leaps?? |
| Puts on ayatollah's |
| IT'S LITERALLY ALWAYS THE SAME. EVERY SINGLE TIME PEOPLE SAY "THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT" IS NEVER DIFFERENT. |
| 🙏glad to see we’re not all stupid |
| That dude was 86 years old, We could have just poisoned him and claimed he died in a natural cause. locals would have big celebration parties in every street without firing a single missile. |
| Iran will shoot every oil tanker but the Chinese ones. If a Chinese oil tanker comes through, the US Navy will have to shoot it. |
| Crypto desperation has finally reached Mango’s desk. Bros used their silver bullet. |
| Depends if she noticed the TV gone or not. |
| #The only believable jobs report at 8:15am, what could go wrong? |
| So what does everyone think of this software company called Palantir? I hear they are going places. |
| It’s 500 million now |
| 1 for on road 1 for off |
| You wrecked the first one? |
| Things that fucked over Millennials: 9/11, Housing bubble, Harambe's death, COVID |
| Yeah that's what I thought you dumb fuck. Classic reddit cycle\n\n1. Over generalized retarded claim\n2. Cherry picked data\n3. "You just dont understand"\n\nFuck war, fuck our bipartisan blood thirst and fuck you lazy shits who keep it going. |
| Piss, like the rest of the poors |
| Hehe ngl I've done that in the past. \n\nOn an unrelated note, what are you all having for dinner? Red and green crayons for me today! |
| What do you drive? |
| he sold at open, lost half his port on 0dte $qqq calls, realized the loss, the full ported the remaining 80k into more 0dte $qqq calls and sold for a 6k gain\n\nthen bought back into $mu with the same 250k margin |
| he had a followup post where he sold off, switched to puts, and made some back. big ball man. |
| What were your biggest winners? |
| Lost in space. |
| I think that’s giving them too much credit. They just want to make money selling ad space and clowns are good at creating spectacle |
| Honestly this war could end at any moment. |
| What the fuck am I supposed to drink now? |
| Leave your first sentence out and just write the second sentence and you'll sounds much smarter.\n\nYes btw the original lawsuit was for 5B and they were expected to lose |
| $TMDE is also following similar patterns but is significantly lower in market cap. |
| True that.. greed and hope.. |
| Gambling addiction |
| That's Mr. Manager to you |
| Charm my snake. |
| You forgot the /s |
| You mean time to use a long rope |
| This is an undervalued comment. |
| tom lee said $eth would hit $100000…………. |
| Daycare? You pay your wife to do her mom duties? |
| I like this one |
| What's tempting about nuclear is that Germany can get the uranium from close allies, and refine the uranium in house. Nuclear is also consistent. It never waivers. The more nuclear energy Germany produces, the less fossil fuels it has to burn to fill in the natural lulls when renewables fall short.\n\nThe main problem with renewables right now is independence. If Germany wants to be energy independent with renewables, it needs to make drastic changes to its supply chain. The current renewable supply chain is largely based in China.\n\nTake wind: Sure Germany makes the actual structure for the wind turbines and has the supply chain for it, but the motors inside are all from China, as well as 95% of the rare earths needed to make those motors.\n\nTake Solar: China makes 98% of the worlds supply of solar wafers and provides 90% of the worlds market for Polysilicon which is the main ingredient in solar panels.\n\nTake batteries: China makes about 80% of the worlds batteries, and refines about 70% of the worlds raw materials used to make those batteries. These are the classic nickel cobalt batteries, though. The world is rapidly rotating to LFP batteries. The problem? China controls 95% of the world's LFP market.\n\nChina literally owns most of the worlds supply chain when it comes to renewables, and China can turn that supply chain off instantly on a whim (Like say after China invades Taiwan, and Europe responds with sanctions, then china responds in kind with a total block on the export of said supply chain). |
| Even drone etfs aren't doing that hot despite a war. |
| You’ll be happier |
| Billionaires too. |
| I can. I fit right into the WSB mold. Good for me. I'm a winner!!!! |
| U.S. gas prices are poised to jump to an average of $3.35 a gallon, up from nearly $3.10 today.\n\n\nCool cool cool. It's not like I have to drive an hour to work or anything everyday |
| Nuke* if Mod is 🇺🇸 |
| US will guarantee ships PUTS on oil |
| Believe it or not, there are still retards posting in the daily thread. Just screaming into the void. |
| Yep. And now I'm in misery. |
| Inflation and dollar depreciation |
| And who will enforce the judgements? (Bold of me to assume there will be one) 😂 |
| You already have a bet going - CRM to 210.0 before 06-Mar-2026 03:04 PM -05 |
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| Does that mean mods will ban his account? |
| One everclear |
| Easy calls 0day tomorrow which gonnaprint |
| Hey /u/Checkmate404_ - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: BATL.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Imagine being a crypto bro\n\nInvests in “decentralized asset”\n\nAnd is pinned by MMs\n\nCan’t make this shit up \n |
| Really |
| It's a depreciating asset. Unlike your options plays, which are worthless. |
| I thought war was bullish? |
| Let me help you a little. This is up ⬆️ And this is down. ⬇️ 2.5% lower is down. |
| 🙄🥱whatever man, stay mad if you want. Re-reading the comments with a bit more critical thought might offer some catharsis though |
| Like raisins |
| How's our 200k margin on MU guy? |
| Sometimes I am reminded that I know so much more than my management and it’s disheartening lmao |
| One is never enough. I had 9 at one point. |
| "Do not let this war distract you from the fact I am unleashing my dollar-eating scarabs." |
| All I said wa |
| Yeah what the fuck lol |
| Capital i.e. bribe Call disguised as a "AI Power Strategy" meeting.\n\nOpen your checkbooks folks, he needs another tacky looking gold bedroom. |
| GOOGL is complete misery every day |
| Do it? Come back after the 🌮 |
| You already have a bet going - AMD to 215.0 before 09-Mar-2026 09:46 AM -05 |
| !banbet It’s Joever |
| Im still holding at 599 |
| Will the Primary Ken Doll pull it out?\n\nEither way — leave the women and children at home!\n\nOops, I thought this was the TX Senate Democratic primary circle jerk…. |
| Entire market hanging on cracker barrel earnings move over nvidia |
| No 🙁 |
| I like your comparison here to Top Gun but don't know if it's correct. I read today that Iran is allowing Chinese oil tankers through Hormuz. I don't know what Japan and South Korea are supposed to do for oil, tho. |
| damn. exp? that’s a lot of risk if they’re 0dte theta might grape u |
| Sounds more like a plant to convince and trap the retail investor |
| I only opened this post because it's in Red. |
| Same. The problem is the US isn’t at war and didn’t invoke article 5 so it’s just yelling for no reason |
| all is good, Adobe is green today |
| What happened to the first motorcycle |
| Time to use stereotypical emojis to refer to a specific demographic |
| CRWD with the double head fake |
| Yes, thank you |
| Because hedge funds rig it. |
| That’s the good news. |
| Does your partner know about your options gambling addiction? |
| Thoughts on cashing out my gamble account for a second motorcycle? |
| Correction: more people are buying than selling |
| fuck yeah love that song |
| New ayatollah dropped before GTA |
| Beat my eggs. |
| Same |
| Now hes trying to pump crypto? Pick a side guy. |
| CAN WE EITHER JUST TANK OR GAP UP 5% SO WE CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS RANGE |
| QQQ is hanging onto that $600 floor like its life depends on it. |
| This right here is why calls a month out or more will survive. Even the MMs have the memory of goldfish. We've had Iraq, the Ukraine Russian war and now this. I fully expect just like them, the market will get tired of paying attention. |
| i made 800 on spx puts last 20 mins of the session. 🤭🤭 |
| CSU is creeping back up |
| Thing is mango would never admit it took him more than a couple weeks. He needs to make it look effortless id say he declares victory within the week |
| Make his own “little” closed oil economy? I don’t know if that would work. The only way it would work would be through selling at a discount. Otherwise it’s easy to just buy from outside US at market price (assuming legality) |
| Hes pretty much bullish no matter what and puts out insane projections. He projected bitcoin at 200k last year. Hes mostly just entertainment for cnbc and not a real analyst |
| I hear china is pretty censor heavy on RDDT |
| 🎸 |
| #BERS ULTRA FUCKKED |
| Post the gain porn |
| Sometimes that’s your contract with society |
| Inverse! |
| yeah mods banned me for that alr |
| lol it'll be fine\n\nIt's what we get for holding a high beta stock, if it can go up 10% in a day it can drop just as much |
| I dip, you dip, we dip |
| They have the bols ultra-confident in buying the dip now, lmao |
| Made 800$ on spy calls today… coulda made 30k…. I have tiny balls unfortunately |
| This is an answer I can understand |
| There is a concerted move away from USD by the entire world. Not everyone has access to gold, and paying for stuff with crypto is a hell of a lot easier and safer than with physical gold, especially in third world countries. |
| Joking |
| Hollywood has made fun of accountants and wall street for decades while their own books look bananas. Maybe it's time to listen to one of the "sell-souls-to-devil" professionals /s |
| They didn’t look that great unless you go with an In-The-Money option.\n\nI have some options in DDM and XRPT (plus a single issue stock) and the spreads are 😂 |
| What an unfortunate day that I created with my own greed |
| **BEARHUNTER NEW AYATOLLAH LMAOOO🤌** |
| Long term, not immediately |
| Ism pmi has been great for 2 months. Just keep stacking longs |
| You can’t criticize “israel” on here, Reddit will ban you… you can literally say the most vile things and they will let it slide but don’t you dare mutter a word against zionists |
| 0.2% after hours is crashing hard? We just saw a ~1.5% intraday move. 0.2% is absolutely nothing with volatility like this. |
| There is no good news. |
| One bourbon \nOne scotch \nOne beer |
| He’s a funny lighting rod like Cathie Wood |
| this sideways market is so boring\n\ni don’t even care anymore either rip or tank |
| See you in 8 hours when my port catches fire again |
| Down |
| Now turn 60k into 480k. Easy. |
| Looking forward to Software stocks losing another -30% after losing -50%. |
| We will rip up to vaporize them just before the generational dump. |
| Please spank my chicken |
| he lost his investors over $6b |
| Alright Europoors and S Korea, do your thing-\n\n\nPanic and freak out and sell everything.\n\n\nSo we get the dip. |
| 2.5% from ATH lol wouldn't say it's going down. |
| I have 100 6705p |
| Hopefully my bags have to pay out a few billions of lawsuit money now |
| It’s been within 2% of ATH for 6 months. Inflation means it’s going down even when it goes sideways. Soon you’ll have been better off putting your money in a HYSA instead. |
| Gay TA tells me $650 this week\n\nMy heart tells me $700 ♡ |
| People are buying it |
| Can't wait for the low T overnight sellers to make me money at open just so they can lose all of their money by 9:30am |
| Make money 💸💰🤑 |
| Yesterday at close I joked that Ser Arlan of Pennytree’s magnum dong would fuck ur puts. I’m here to humbly report it was in fact my entire portfolio which took said dong. No lube. |
| Lower lows and lower highs. \n\nThis market reminds me of the office episode where Jim trains Dwight to reach for an altoid every time he hears a ding sound. \n\nEveryone trained to buy the dip and dip buyers are going to get obliterated soon barring some completely out of left field good news. |
| 150 what per who? \n\nGod europoors are pathetic. |
| Ghuh |
| $PLTR gonna buy me a 2nd Lambo! |
| Literally no one is benefitting from this . Maybe 6 months max |
| Racism towards 🌽 bros |
| Same here dude… unbelievable |
| He's a fat cuck |
| Ha. I’m literally sitting here thinking the same thing. At some point it’s gonna go down and keep going down. Finish at the low one day and then finish at the low the next day too. |
| Nvo will be positive soon |
| oh for sure. those counter-attacks weren't random at all. And the US has shit all over the world. Iran's like "ok, you want to destroy us? we realize we can't beat you in an outright war, so we're going to fuck up infrastructure for everyone, cause oil prices to skyrocket, cause inflation to spike and make everyone's lives miserable".. US can't afford to actually invade Iran. US needs this to end quickly. Iran wants to draw it out as long as possible, and potentially deplete Israel's and the other ME nations' interceptors. |
| does China really need to "take Taiwan" at all? \n\neventually couldn't China just preselect Taiwan's leadership candidates behind the scenes, do a lot of hacking, industrial espionage, bribery and corruption within Taiwan so that they effectively control the island without actually firing a shot? |
| Daycare and mortgage really fucking up my ability to buy the never ending dips since October |
| I’ve had a smoke 🚬 👌, and that is way funnier than it should have been |
| Today was bullish\n\nI just dont know how yet |
| Ok real question - why does Tom Lee catch strays in here so much? Is he fundamentally wrong a good bit of the time? |
| it is good for markets if its being run by competent people with a decent plan, this is not that |
| How’d you do your 100 to 8k??? |
| After market close, its probably just the 15 minute prediction guys. |
| See you in 2 years 😆 |
| This is grossly incorrect because data centers don’t rely on a single constant power source and rely on a couple of things:\n\nRedundancy, grid balancing, battery backups for uninterrupted operation. Solar and wind, when combined with storage and grid infrastructure, gives the same type of power just like traditional energy sources.\n\nSo to retort your statement:\n\nAny additional power aside from the grid power is still normal power back to grid no matter what AND can be stored in batteries...to be used for data centers and and residential homes if they got a battery system installed, which again the Trump admin did away from any types of incentives and tax credits in order to save consumers and large scale business contracts that would have done this. it's all cyclical and helps everyone and Trump killed it. |
| In another man's butt |
| Spy - 2.5% off ath. This thing ain't never crashing |
| 686 end of week on SPY im calling it, would be funny |
| Fear of energy cost rising to build chips due to war in the gulf. |
| Elon? Stop lurking. Cuck. |
| Congrats.\n\nThat means you’re the only one that applied. 🫵🤡 |
| I'm curious if the war drags on if Trump would ban oil exports... idk if that's legal or how it'd work, but that's never stopped him from doing stuff before. |
| Under sleepy joe yeah but not under mango man. |
| Thermo Fisher just got hit by a thermonuclear in AH |
| They are making sure the market goes down extremely slowly that’s for sure. But it sure is going down. |
| Everything is crashing when I started trading since Oct. Sorry guys |
| Gas to 150¢/L by the end of the week, and expected to get much worse. Fuckin' thanks 🥭. |
| TSLR puts actually printing got me so bricked up |
| It's like negotiating with Homelander while not having laser-eyes-proof skin. |
| Don't be stupid....buy $PLTR. Your family deserves nice things! |
| Mine too. And it’s bigly. Not even close |
| So what’s the play tmr ? |
| To train the LLM on investment, do you think they give equal weight to us, and to weird subs like btc or invest ? |
| I RAN out of moves to make, to the drive thru I go! |
| .18%? |
| Who said war was good for the markets? |
| No no probably not sorry man just look at the levels mate 6910 is the level if it doesn’t close above that it’s gg 6805 would be extreme sell off but according to the levels it’s a sellers market rn |
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| Two days into the week spx already punched the lower expected move, so with 3 days left can it hit the upper expected move? It's very possible and maybe avgo earnings will pump the semi sector to enable it... |
| $MSFT being the only mag7 to close green is pretty funny |
| And to top it off. Brypto is going up. What a joke |
| It could also go up or down, but definitely sideways |
| Well... no.\n\nIran's a significant producer (2m barrels per day if we're generous with how much we think they're smuggling out off the books), but the loss of their oil production isn't the reason oil prices are spiking.\n\nThe reason oil prices are spiking is because the Strait of Hormuz is now a battleground, which means *Saudi* oil (and Qatar/Bahrain/Kuwait/UAE) isn't getting out. And that's 20m bpd that's getting blocked.\n\nOil prices are up because *Saudi* oil production is off the board. That's not good for Saudi finances. |
| Why do people do this? U obviously started a position and are gonna hang tight until earnings since there’s no real catalyst until then. Since that’s the case and since you are determined to put all ur money in plus margin why not buy some now, some later and later in dips and position yourself better for success or less of a potential loss? SMH be better in 2026 brother. |
| Gld down too. Where is it going? |
| corn straight rippin. not a good sign for my puts. |
| Our messiah has arrived |
| Moment of silence for all the military recruiters who lost all hope of a performance bonus this week |
| Guh* |
| can someone explain why crypto is up? we all know its not digital gold like they claimed |
| Good thing you bought those SPY calls EOD 😬 |
| wtf lmao 🤣 |
| It really didint have much to do with that just look at the levels crodie |
| \*Epstein |
| He was ready and willing to 69 the mayor right on the resolute desk |
| If google doesn't get to 350 by Friday, I'm gonna need some ropes |
| Seems the top is in for $ONDS, it needs more than a short-term catalyst to grow beyond its current market cap (which is 3x that of $RCAT) |
| SPY crashing hard AH |
| Not even considering investing in ground developers? |
| Boots on the ground is like almost a certainty |
| up 10% despite agreeing to pay out $2.2 billion? that doesn't make sense. is $2.2B *less* than what was expected? |
| Sam altman is ghey |
| Ah my b. Wasn’t trying to be pedantic. Usually I’m dealing with people who just think Iran did the strikes everywhere without reason, not realizing there was actually a larger goal behind the counterattacks. Also, US has 800+ bases and many of the targets were those bases, but media likes to omit that part sometimes. |
| You used a lot of words to say "2/3rds super majority". \n\nYou think america has been in some conflict for 60% of its history "because of one side".\n\nYou then chose to ignore AMUF or conflicts with near unanimous support, and then ignore that continued funding on those wars followed the incumbent party.\n\nLike the Afghan one passed 1 year before you example was 100%/99%, then funding under Obama june 2009 meet GOP opposition and got pushed by dem.\n\nYou intellectually lazy fuck.\n\nOut of all the dumb bullshit that is both-side-ism you chose the one fucking thing that has 250 years of consistsnt both side ism. |
| they'll all glaze him |
| Bruh I convinced my wife to transfer the hysa to Robinhood last October. Now she's never gonna trust any of my financial decisions |
| #FUCK BITCH |
| Diversified with 100% +ve correlation stocks. Right? LOL \nYou could have just bought one of those for a losing trade with same returns. |
| It's worked the party couple days. Will it keep going until we have more info on the extent of the war? |
| Can't believe after these past two days the mkts may just continue to go sideways for however much longer by the current formation of the weekly candles 😂 |
| Sexy in red |
| Omg it’s 2022 all over again!!! |
| Fidelity won’t let me trade options. Time to download the hood and lie |
| We will continue having big red days. The question is when will bols capitulate on buying it back up. |
| What would Salah ad-Din do? |
| This month? We're only 2 days into March 😬 |
| Who said you are off the hook for Iran's demolition? |
| Corporal Ray Person was like 'the fool' in Shakespeare plays. \n\nHe was the one who really saw through what the fuck was happening and why |
| bottom at 3AM and then recover |
| As of today my cash/option account is outperforming my normie IRA YTD 😳 |
| Sen. Blumenthal: I'm more concerned than ever that we may be putting boots on the ground in Iran.\n\nBelieve it or not, puts on boot manufacturers |
| They keep with the "We annihilated all Iranian military capabilities" after each bombing\n\nThe problem is that these days the bombings are happening few hours apart, so it has a lot less weight |
| IRGC gonna slaughter bulls like it’s Eid |
| I was told we visit 7500 before 6500 |
| So we open big green tomorrow |
| Back from being banned cause of Israel\n\nFUCKING MU |
| Yikes good luck |
| Its only a loss if you sell...\n\n\n...Or let it expire worthless |
| No, a billion is a billion in both places. The US has a different definition for a ton, and we use imperial measurements still for some reason but our numbers are the same. |
| Thank you. |
| SPY already setting up for another -1% day tomarrow 😭 |
| I turned $100 into $8k in 2 weeks, now my account back to zero. So eventually OP will blow. Zero chance to be successful in long term w 0dte |
| It’s OK, ChatGPT just entered into an agreement to plan the war |
| Good |
| Boy am I glad I passed on holding my gold calls yesterday afternoon. \n\n\nRemember if its too obvious the MM criminals know to pull the rug on you to liquidate retail in this fake market. |
| "They got all the cash from all the banks....I never knew a pres had that power. I'm going to maybe try it sometime. I think I'm going to do it. I'll fly it somewhere." he's stealing all the gold left in Fort Knox right now lmao |
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| I'm scared of what they'll tell me |
| SLS |
| The year is 2026 and I'm a MU virgin thinking of YOLOing |
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| I usually always try to have a couple bearish plays which I didn't this week, but so far NOW, MSFT and adbe (going on long beaten downs) have been solid bullish plays this week 🙏 |
| Damn I've lost a lot of money this month |
| Man this market is confusing. I think I'm gonna try the short at close and buy at open |
| The little dump at end of day cost me 2,500 in profits… lame |
| That would be big if true. Very heavy on the “if”. |
| yup QQQ dumping after market close as always \n\nit's like markets are manipulated or something |
| Ok hear me out: the VIX trend line is higher highs and higher lows |
| Advanced Money Destroyer |
| yes. when i said "take everyone down with them" i meant figuratively. They don't have the actual weaponry to take anyone down down. they do, however, have the weaponry to inflict serious pain (financially) on many countries. |
| Can’t believe these retard is President |
| He’s never early just wrong. |
| I'm sure hundreds of billions pouring into defense stocks does actually increase the likelihood of war actually. |
| will QQQ do the limp dick thing again tonight |
| I see not green - OP is lying |
| k |
| Yup. I fell for it too. I'm never trusting the news again. |
| You either don't have the balls or are a complete idiot. It's the best stock to own in this market environment |
| It doesn’t matter we have so many we have the most we have the best and most expensivist birds |
| I went hard into September calls 440 strike |
| Why can’t u show us a pic of him sleeping, IS REMY AI |
| He comes w me everywhere I go |
| Nobody knew we'd be at war with Iran 4 days ago 🤷🏽♂️ |
| Why? AMZN outperformed the market today. |
| We are the heroes of our own story |
| This emoji feels appropriate today \n#📈📈📈📈 |
| Why does the US government get to foot Iran's demolition, but I'm on the hook if I want to demo my garage for a new ADU? |
| Tom Lee says the bottom is in. Sorry, bols. |
| I can’t bother remy he’s sleeping he gets cranky if I wake him up |
| The US doesn’t rely heavily on oil that physically passes through the Strait of Hormuz, so it wouldn’t “run out” of oil if it closed. But oil is priced on a global market. About 20% of the world’s oil flows through that strait, so if it were blocked, global supply would drop and prices would spike. That would raise gas prices in the U.S. pretty quickly. So the U.S. isn’t directly dependent for supply, but it would definitely feel the impact through higher prices and economic ripple effects. |
| 6500 is inevitable. But before trapping some more dip buyers along the way. |
| And all my options!! |
| It will. From there it’s anyone’s guess. They gotta pump it to flush these puts. They’ve already murdered calls bought this week. So what if they pay a few degens? This place use to have 5 figure plays happening regularly. Now I see idiots talking about making $100 |
| You should see a doctor for that |
| Okay. |
| LITE was down >11% today. lol |
| Tomorrow we get another deep strike on the bols anus |
| They announced an intention to, but haven't done anything yet |
| Tom "fat cuck" Lee says bottom in after his boyfriend was in his bottom |
| And take Remy with you? So selfish. |
| Yeah I’m not saying i agree with it but it’s pretty obvious what the goal is with the timing of overthrowing Venezuela. |
| I think the US would be one of the least affected regions for sure. The rest of the world is what's being affected, particularly hydrocarbon-poor regions like east Asia and Europe. This is why the international indexes fell off a cliff today and SPY is only down like 1%. \n\nIf the rest of the world sees spiraling energy costs though it would eventually affect the US, one due to more US oil being exported due to higher profits overseas, eventually increasing US energy costs, and second due to rising costs of imports of manufactured goods due to higher costs of energy inputs overseas. |
| Puts |
| One of the many reasons he reminds me of Einstein |
| HATE TO SEE YOU GO, BUT I LOVE TO WATCH YOU LEAVE 😘🥵 |
| Good choice. Cash is better now. Index already way inflated. Wont be missing much upside. |
| Love to see it |
| I just like to invest in simple, stable companies and hold. Unfortunately the environment is wrong, so I will eat my popcorn from the sidelines. |
| Shooting ropes out my penis rn |
| Paper handed my ROST like a little bch 🙁 |
| Have you met SALTY WARM GAY? |
| I was happy to break even tbh. Fuck today |
| My understanding of Iran’s actions is not that they’re trying to take everyone out, but to cause max pain for US by harassing US allies(which objectively is working if you look at markets).\n\nAnsar Allah has estimates of over 200k-300k members, and while that is likely inflated, I doubt we killed a large % of them. They may align with Iran over a common enemy, but it might not be worth the trouble after last year.\n\nIt’s something I haven’t seen mentioned here yet. |
| NVDA $180 is the final value of the totality of every AI forecast forever |
| Yea it's up since 10:30am |
| the trend was strong all day 🤷♂️ |
| War is bullish, no doubt about it, the real bubble here is in the private credit system. |
| Thrilled I didn’t sell LITE before close yesterday after buying in last week |
| FRIES IN THE BAG BUL. SHAKE ASS TOO |
| If XLE gets to $60 by the end of this week, ill make $15,000. If it gets to 65, ill make over $30,000 |
| What a limp noodle into close |
| >Iran's State-run Tasnim News Agency claims that a US f-15 fighter jet has been shot down by the country's air defence. No confirmation yet.\n\nHow many birds is mango going to lose? |
| Guys usually I’m joking about not posting here anymore but today I’m serious so don’t even try to tag me I’m not replying at all dont even try it just let me go dont try to stop me |
| I’ve seen dumb and then I’ve spectacularly dumb. 🥭is all of the above\n\nHoly fuck! |
| If silver tanks again tomorrow I’m going all in on AGQ |
| NVO has one of the only weight loss drugs, but since their product isn't quite as good as Lilly's, NVO is getting absolutely massacred for it. It's almost like NVO would be viewed more positively if they didn't have a weight loss drug at all! P/E of only 10??? that's a little ridiculous. |
| They buy puts, join the show 🍿 |
| This is how retail ends up holding bags |
| Dude I wish I left all my money in my Hysa at this rate\nThe stress has been horrible lately 😂 |
| this morning: oh god freak the f out and sell everything\n\nnow: eh i guess that was a red day |
| > plus 10 or -10 over six months\n\nwatch out we got a nostradamus ova ‘ere\n |
| Tom Lee lied\n\nBols died \n |
| #LMFAO |
| The Ellisons are personally close to Trump, that's why. No need to bring ideologies when interests are enough. |
| Tell us when you enter so we can follow. We will exit when we want |
| I definitely should've just DCA'd into a HYSA 💀 |
| Well, nobody knows where the market is going. But we had a solid recovery, so up in the next day seemed more likely. If you think about it, nothing happened overnight to justify this massive dump. But the market does what the market does. |
| Do you really not understand how people that bought calls made lots of money today? |
| Ah yes now I remember the Iraq war resolution passing with a 97%/40% R/D support split, what a bipartisan masterpiece |
| You’re right but the pearl clutching “progressives” will down vote lol |
| With Trump's Unpredictability ican see what would've made you money turn into losses. |
| We can send ship pics of their bow when this miss our toll booth w a threatening letter and late charge |
| Uh |
| No? Just asking if there's something going on with this sector. Considering everything you've said, in the same time frame photonics stocks have done really fucking well recently. Completely ignoring violence, conflict, doubt etc |
| My dude it’s March 3rd. |
| Nah. Only major issues as of right now are sentiment and government spending. I know people are dying, but the stock market generally doesn't care. |
| On the economics sub they’re reacting with Dow down 800 points with comments like fuck around and find out ahahahahahaha shit will be up 800 points tomorrow good Christ what ball sacks of wet wipes |
| I will probably regret my decision, but I bailed on all my stocks. There is no plan, no goal, no out for this war. I hope sense prevails, but there seems little of it atm. I predict a major crash at some point. It’s so bloody stupid. |
| Ownership. I am a generous lord. |
| Think about how much bigger, better, and beautifuller our ballroom could have been if we’d’ve utilized the budget being allocated to this war |
| Yeah nah |
| It's all in the hair |
| That shit was unreal. It just kept going. |
| NO! |
| Now OpenAI has researchers leaving for Anthropic lol |
| Market so gay its making the mods here look like chads |
| I’ve had them since Monday and I’m green? I didn’t realize the spreads were bad I didn’t think they were yesterday. Regardless it’ll be in the 60s by June. |
| Stop Losses are like wearing condoms on the island |
| # IF THIS CONTINUES, \n\n# HYSAs ARE GOING TO OUTPERFORM SPY LMAO\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ |
| Huh? You think it’s going to 690 |
| Got$12k of amzn calls gonna need a miracle tomorrow |
| what's uneducated about it? it's 100% factual that China and Europe are more dependent on Middle East oil than America is. X-US will be hit harder. |
| Sam Altman looks so goofy in a suit |
| Better take is that 70% of US’s oil processing is built to process heavy crude, Venezuela’s main stock and trade. |
| CNN has about half a million viewers. I can't see them being all that valuable. |
| Nah, just do 0DTE SPY call and in 8 hours you are done or even faster. |
| Was down 30% on my koru. Ouch. |
| You sir may have a gambling problem |
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| Get back on the short bus |
| Pump intraday, dump after close, rinse and repeat |
| There were cards??.. |
| Bears!!!! LMFAO\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJust getting ready. |
| Thank you so much! I needed to come and this was what I needed to come |
| So is ondas just literal garbage? |
| Market too unstable. Going full port into KR |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/SilentArgument7501 made a bet that MU would go to 500.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 417.215 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| 63k to 0 would be more impressive |
| Ain't happening. |
| I can turn 8k or 63k in 0k or under 0k. |
| Trading options is like being friends with Epstein, sure the good times were a lot of fun but you know any minute now everything’s gonna get nuked |
| CRWD is green 🚀 |
| Oh I’m not optimistic enough to believe it will come. Not for years. When state authorities is wholly subverted and is willfully corrupt, you can keep the line going up for decades before the scheme collapses. Look at Yugoslavia—hell, look at the Nazis. If not for the war the whole debt bubble bullshit they pulled would have wiped out the German economy. I want the crash now beca it will be better than if they’re able to print and lie another 10 years of asset bubble. But I have no optimism left. |
| Some day I want someone to be as happy to see me as bulls apparently are to see a 1% down day. |
| And buy MORE puts after? |
| Shorted ASTS and RKLB fight me |
| I became a multimillionaire today because of $MOBX |
| That’s a long blowjob. |
| Sell call spreads. There are known knowns and known unknowns. But there are also unknown unknowns—things we don’t know we don’t know. |
| # Ooooh the cope is delicious |
| I’m GAY |
| Stress… 🤣🤣🤣 |
| I think the Houthis got their own shit going on but I’m not sure the Saudis have their shit together enough to keep them in check if they get harried on both sides |
| I never understood why swear words weren't allowed on cable news channels. The FCC rule about that doesn't apply to cable tv. |
| AMD is like a crazy girl, you get 11 seconds of pleasure and then 6 to 18 months of depression |
| Beautiful word, toll |
| Poet 7.49 eow |
| Closed all options positions when Vix blew past 19 looks like that was the right call. |
| Pretty uneducated take |
| I think forecast assumptions are pretty flat with what analysts expected in terms of revenue, coupled with what is happening in the middle east. Overall, I am expecting a slow and steady climb unless we see massive outages again this year. |
| SPX, unlikely. NDX, plausible. XSP? No chance. |
| https://preview.redd.it/9je0edqciwmg1.png?width=239&format=png&auto=webp&s=33cb654ad14d087b44a158e6bda5bf3faae130b4\n\n |
| I’m WARM |
| I bought it yesterday and I’m already down |
| time to pack up and move countries, maybe even planets. |
| Yeah the last one lasted 20 years but this one will end in less then a week |
| Iran will pay for the war on iran via tolls? |
| I'm SALTY |
| "friendly fire" |
| Lol |
| Add FLO to the list of falling knives Ive cut myself on. |
| Market dump tomorrow because of all the call buyers |
| Fuck me running I typed without proofreading. LOL. |
| Congrats! 🎉 |
| is there even a pre-earnings runup with this war? lets get that LNG transport protected. |
| I mean we keep turning potential leaders into soup. They have no other choice. |
| Liberated from my money |
| I feel like people don’t realize the US barely imports oil from Hormuz and the US produces the most oil worldwide. If anything controlling Hormuz will be a huge advantage for America. I’m not sure if there’s a rational argument that markets will crash because of this war. We’re only down 1% and it’s been 4 days now. Volatility is expected but the confidence that 🐻 have of a crash is misguided. |
| Clear path for SPY and QQQ below $250 soon. We’re about to enter a 70 year bear market. |
| guys i’m super regarded i forgot to mention |
| you better believe i'm ordering them |
| earnings call hasn't even happened yet lol. patience young skywalker |
| time for number 4 |
| hey hey fellow $NVO retard ! mines flashed green today , kinda regret not pulling out now |
| Buddy, every flight and every bomb is your $5K DOGE check. |
| These put/call ratios on spy aren't that bad. A lot more people expecting an uptrend than I expected. |
| Alex Karp is a mad genius!! |
| i'm not a rah rah america circle jerk guy, but i think we fucked the Houthis up pretty good. I don't see them causing much of a problem during this. Iran's pretty much on an island and they seem to want to take everyone down with them (can't really blame them to be honest) |
| Might as well just get a HYSA with the past 9 months of price action. |
| only if you held them |
| If you bought NVO 5 years ago, you are up 0.88% |
| My portfolio is getting liberated harder every day |
| Not when everyone is expecting it. We crash when everyone FOMOs and banks take their liquidity exit |
| He's been so right for the past 6 months so I gotta go with his financial advice. |
| I wonder if he falls asleep before or after they fellate him. |
| some of it for sure, still a lot mined in the US, but a long declining yoy chart |
| I was looking at April charts last night and I cannot imagine SPY 500 ever again. I did not appreciate how wild it was at the time |
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| Twerk bussy Bul then bag my groceries |
| Msft making my Mhrd |
| penny stock season \n\ntodays gainer: MOBX |
| To be fair to Spain, they had fought a horrorific civil war before the start of WWII and were exhausted. They had huge casualties relative to the size of the population. |
| more like heavy shitter |
| Do it again. |
| I mean we all looking at the same SPY chart right |
| MSFT + OPENAI + DOW |
| Outright ownership or just 1 night of passion? |
| Almost a year later, are we feeling ***liberated*** yet? |
| Praying to the macro economics and John Keynes to give them foresight as to what the fuck the economy will do next with this Iran war. |
| Bro me too, bit sore tho |
| I hope Asia opens green tonight. |
| Too late :\ |
| Don't worry welcome to range bound hell way before you got here... I predict a +10% to -10% for the foreseeable next 6 months in your portfolio. |
| Moderna yay |
| Tom Lee says buy Ethereum. It will be $5k by end of 2026 |
| Bet you are really hungry now |
| Anyone thinking discussions between the US and Iran are taking place tomorrow needs to take a break |
| Retail regards keep giving opportunity to load up on puts before dump. Thank you 🙏 |
| Sigh and oil is spiking now thanks to the war taking Iran’s oil production capacity off the board so the Saudis probably aren’t worried about money now… |
| Judging by that spy 6 month chart we start the V up tomorrow |
| Oof. Thanks, that does make me feel a bit better. |
| thought we both gonna get banned lmao |
| P\n\n\nL\n\n\nT\n\n\nR |
| .007% ROI |
| It’s sort of like the martingale strategy of just doubling up when one loses. You can’t possibly coin flip and lose 8-10 in a row, can you? That’s the jist of all these yolo plays. I’m guessing 225k is just play money for him and a real\nBrokerage account is hidden from his grasp \n |
| Is that gold we mined? |
| got in at around $57.18~, hope we make it BOL brotha |
| Grok is this ai? |
| Am the MU margin guy lost 40k today |
| Next heavy hitter : AVGO |
| $1 is better than -$1 |
| Deadass. Shit makes no fucking sense. The sectors that should be drilling arent. \n\nFUCK! |
| I need AMD to strike another deal and get me to $205 tomorrow |
| More 🌽 |
| There’s gonna be a lot of fucked put holders tomorrow when they come to some sort of resolution lol |
| I closed my NFLX calls at 81 if that makes you feel better |
| That is not germany. Just iran. |
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| I've got 60 xle calls from $57-$58 |
| The asians crashed their markets yesterday they can't be trusted 😭 |
| Bombed resume grill interview but somehow got to next round. 1 hour technical now 😞 |
| Oh im sorry reality hurts you.\n\nBeing unable to differentiate decades of real bipartisan support of war and constant moral flip flopping by said parties as "both sides ism" is peak tardation. |
| Smack dab in the middle is exactly why im betting on it, we dont get to have fun the same way anymore |
| A win is a win bro. |
| overnight dump, daylight pump |
| What was this today lol? "It is war, hmm should I buy gold at a discount, defense stocks, or corn.. Corn it is!" 🤪 |
| IREN getting pummeled all week |
| I know… feeling it now |
| I too tend to listen to folks with an B.A. labeling themselves as professor. Highly credible. |
| Just don’t even check what you could have made |
| did you think it was just going to go up forever? there is real, serious, conflict and violence going on right now. real people are getting killed. the government is really really intense and crazy. all of this puts doubt into people's minds. doubt causes sell offs. MU's runup was 100% driven by the idea that there's a shortage of memory capacity for AI needs. if all this turmoil slows, or stops, AI rollout then MU and every AI-adjacent business is tanking - like, legitimately tanking. that's why you've seen a 15% sell-off on MU. but even with that, MU is still up more than 300%. zoom out. |
| And people laugh |
| Not moving. What's wrong with it?? |
| not my meeting, was just told to forward it to him lol |
| Smart, burn out all that dopamine in your brain so the regret hits 800x harder when you look at your port |
| Many words to say your a gey bear |
| I timed my trade entries almost perfectly this morning, but closed them way too early. I'm reminding myself that a small profit is better than no profit or a loss, right? Right?? |
| After you lose your job 🙂 |
| I'm sorry to everyone trading nvda, I bought shares |
| MONGO SAID... "ITS TOO LATE FOR TALKS WITH IRAN"\n\nWW3... PHASE 2\n\nOIL $150 |
| Spain sitting out ww3 like they did ww2 |
| Nothing , I am done until war is over |
| Fuck yeah |
| CRWD just obliterated earnings. Picked up some shares last week and grabbing more tomorrow. Already below fair value before earnings, this baby is going to run |
| 🥭 better not send one of those Obama airplanes full of cash before we all get our 5k Doge checks |
| I believe Dr. Jiang |
| They allow F words on CNN now? Nice |
| Yeah 8am EST too, da fuck |
| Thanks FDR. 😖 |
| our top export the last few months was gold. |
| Lmao |
| where are the economists?? |
| This is why shares only |
| Instead of worrying today, I yanked it, three times. |
| A lot of the assembly is still done in Asia for a lot of these memory makers even if they are American companies. These factories eat up a lot of fuel and with Asia heavily dependent on energy, it will impact them just as the same as the Taiwanese, South Korean, and Japanese memory companies |
| 2007 felt more over, but there's a lot of year left |
| Chats too bearish, spy 687 tomorrow |
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| Don’t talk to me or book meetings before 10am |
| Rip grandma |
| Not playing, Praying |
| Yeah I acted too quickly twice today and got fucking clowned |
| Well that didint do anything now did it |
| Usually I’m tapped into ME affairs, but I’ve been taking a break cause it’s exhausting sometimes. Are the Houthis getting involved yet?\n\nThat could really send us drilling if both straits get closed. |
| https://preview.redd.it/la270j9ygwmg1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a866df497925be3980ff91b0ca98cd3babad2e0b |
| #Can't wait for the new edition of "I did that" stickers on the gas pumps |
| One of clients said they got 400k this year.\n\nFUCK YOU WHEN IS IT MY TURN 😢 |
| Spy below 100 days average, the sale continues |
Buy the rip \n\n\n Afternoon Rant - Where is that crash? Is it over? JB talks markets and more… www.youtube.com |
| Good point |
| Why do you have an 8 am meeting way too early.\n You must be a real corporate bootlicker |
| Gotta get some more years under that belt. Ive spent the last 20 years watching my liberal and conservative friends flip from angels of peace to the dogs of war based upon who's in office.\n\nAmericans love war, they are very happy to stomp the boot, they simply need to believe they (by proxy of their party) are wearing the boot. |
| This market is a mental asylum, they might as well be right lol |
| Yesterday, I was thinking "I don't really know what MongoDB does." Today I am thinking "I am glad I didn't know what MongoDB does." |
| Netflix was in line to buy WB, and they'd signed some kind of deal promising Netflix 2.8B if the purchase didn't end up happening. |
| I should've bought the dip on SPY instead of IREN. Wtf is this shit. |
| This is how you know they never had any values and it was all bad faith signalling. |
| It’s worse than that if you use GAAP accounting |
| of course we will. You can’t win a war without a win condition. We don’t have any. We just have firepower. Basic Clausewitz tells you that’s not enough |
| Did you say COVID?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ioaja1vsgwmg1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=da9689310d7565512fcfe7df8d503046f2f00c96\n\n |
| steel balls |
| I mean no not really weekly’s monthly cmon |
| Fund your account for the sale tomorrow! Algos will sell off like crazy! |
| respec |
| Today was such a tease. |
| I wonder what Ye thinks of all of this. He should be the new ayatollah |
| Copying you tomorrow |
| Oh i forgot, we got major pete pyle to lead us |
| Green by open. |
| Relying on for riot control while it burns? Instead of paying riot taxes corpo is investing in palantir so America is doomed |
| I invited my co-worker who is 20 years older than me to a 8am meeting he texted me "Fuck you and your 8am EST meeting. I am yanking it at that time, i'll do it on the meeting" on slack |
| Did a new jeffrey epstein get found out at close? What happened for the last 1 hour?? |
| 🤝 |
| i made so much money this year im gifting 1 million Rial to everyone in my family |
| Both-sides-ism has been a brain dead take for a while now bud |
| spain also has a very good energy mix to ride out the oil/lng spikes. Im sad my long EWP took a hit because of mango, but hodling |
| Morgan stanley tech conference, starts in 10 mins ends in 3 hours |
| If Spain refuses to help they will pay the price of refusal which comes at a great cost |
| Infinite respawns smh |
| Anyone holding calls overnight needs to visit Arkham |
| I was too scared to buy the dip today… been buying MSFT dips for 2 weeks straight but I chickened out today… |
| Gaystock lmao |
| Wow she must not care about money |
| this but unironically |
| Hope this pops in the morning so I can exit these puts lol |
| My port last year looked like the Shire\n\nMy port this year looks like Mordor \n |
| every day I hope for the genuine catastrophic crash, the total collapse. Something sharp enough and hard enough to make the median voter unable to miss the consequences of their actions |
| With no lube* |
| I asked AI and it said most subreddits allow posts after 500 karma meanwhile game sucks ass groups make it a minimum 1200 karma to posts haha no wonder those dumb asses r still buying that shitty stock |
| +72k realized YTD on gold, almost all short market positions |
| Here’s the breakdown of the last 4 days for the SPY:\nOpen at 693. Volume 72 MM.\nOpen at 683. Volume 83 MM.\nOpen at 678. Volume 87 MM.\nOpen at 675. Volume 99 MM.\n\nAnd you think the play is calls? |
| I ain’t clicking that |
| Very true but the conservative subreddit is especially guilty of this. They lick boot harder than anything I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen some crazy liberal cope in the past under Mr. Joe |
| shut up |
| MMs first killed the CRWD calls, then they remembered some of you degens bought puts. |
| bough 10 XLE $60C before closed, will prob get killed |
| Have you ever flushed shit down a toilet? |
| How much market cap did palantir gain this week? Thiel made 300m today selling, how much of their earnings was that? |
| both are true |
| Let it go bot! no one is buying a boomer stock. |
| Good thing daddy is going to guarantee WBD gets paid |
| brother put down the gamepad, move out the keyboard and watch a movie or something. u r not helping urself. |
| The SPY ytd chart looks like a friggin cardiogram |
| It's going to be a tumble down the side of a mountain and not a drop from a cliff. Body bouncing, face smacking against every rock |
| Put your paycheck in JD for Thursday earnings. Guaranteed win. |
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| At the end of the day even flight to safety like GLD and SLV get shot down like our F-16s |
| selling calls and puts has been fantastic in this market. \n |
| Well no, he can add the disallowed loss to his cost basis. So when he sells (for a profit hopefully), his taxable gains will be lower. I think Robinhood automatically handles this for you and updates your cost basis when you sell |
| https://preview.redd.it/xdgonv6bgwmg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36911a45d2910a28dc9cdf03276a7a2d0c55ddbc\n\n |
| My $5k in $MU calls are now currently worth $2k rip |
| $RCAT been mooning this week |
| Wait, why they do that? |
| Sold and took a 3% loss at open, I think we are in for a very harsh market due to Iran |
| wasting no time to go to shit lollllll |
| I'm happy to announce that the heinous terrorist attack committed by Texas Roadhouse against my colon has been abated. Shitting lanes are secured to allow me safe passage to go to Ikea. Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| You mean how to beg for help? |
| Useful? Let’s downgrade that to ‘available.’ |
| Professor X from the X-Men?!?! No way!!! |
| Has it ever been more over? |
| fake and ghey |
| It's not a bear market yet but we seem to be heading there. deliberately. |
| Unfortunately it’s real and very regarded |
| TGT due for a prodigal son comeback |
| girl i know just gave me $1000 to options trade for her, spy calls at open? |
| My mom already calls me the three-legged goat. |
| I think like a trader, but act like an investor. I lost money thinking I was smarter than everyone else. These days, I buy and hold. Yeah, I am old. |
| You know you’re allowed to trade things besides meme stocks |
| our warship just gonna get hit a couple of times due to friendly fire LMAOOOOOOOO |
| Hey, I brought them right at 9:30:05,\n\n\nA put.... \n\n\nThing were going side way for me but at least I'm glad I got out with 5% profit and before bull come in after 10:30AM. |
| Why leave it at conservatives? Its a goddamn american past time. |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| I wasn't expecting ATEN to be doing so well this year, but I'll take it. |
| u/cashflow_ show us the goods |
| What cyber stocks are you on |
| What if the mystic Theta gang pulls up? |
| Magic 8 ball says Yes . It’s a miracle they got it to where it was today |
| They will never let us buy low. Forget it bro |
| A very popular professor believes the us will lose the war in Iran\n\n\nhttps://youtu.be/4Ql24Z8SIeE?si=z0yV043aXL3iU-6g |
| Feels like game of thrones lol |
| Hell Nah! SPY is going to drill to the pits of hell tonight. Just like the last two nights before. Only buy SPY calls intra day after the selling cools off. |
| Loaded up with covered calls and 20k in ASTS puts. |
| did good today, managed to take my 15k loss and turn it into just a 3k loss. |
| with you on this one |
| Lol why couldn’t this dump have happened at close? They fucking got me again. |
| Best compliment of the day |
| Strait of homruz these nuts in your bol mouth |
| It is comical how many have thrown out all of their values and integrity to lick a boot |
| Urge to sell ondas increasing. Drones seem dead? |
| WMT has been eating TGT lunch the last 5 years. |
| Damn wanted to buy VIX expiry tomorrow but today was the day |
| Mogged by RH |
| That sub is fake and gay |
| "durrhurr the carrier variant of the Blackhawk isn't a Blackhawk"\n\nJust shut the fuck up |
| They will just send so many we couldn't defend against such chaotic |
| What does the US even make anymore besides corn and bombs |
| More puts loaded for tonight. Can I do it 2 days in a row? |
| Relatable |
| Still bullish on TGT because disposable income cash snow bunnies wouldn't never be caught dead shopping at the ghetto WMT |
| Whose turn is it to monitor the situation now? |
| Who wants to work on my post-nuke farm? Every 15 years of labor will earn you 1 three-legged goat. |
| When does the real sell start |
| How long till we see hegseth shirtless on an aircraft carrier chugging a beer? May have been worth losing a few bucks today for that. |
| An update ….\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qoikgovrfwmg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14c1f922058c6ca6980d1bacb951922120d26ee |
| What if it sinks from friendly fire like those 3 jets |
| I'm deep in spy calls. I'm also deep in spy puts. Whoever loses, I wins. |
| A war on memory? It's not just the last few days.... \n\nMU been going down since end of Jan |
| Yes, where is Remy? |
| MSTR calls |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 650.0 before 10-Mar-2026 12:15 PM -05 |
| My $MU april calls are absolutely destroyed |
| !banbet |
| I’ve had jaw issues the last 2 weeks(I’m a bear) |
| ---Merger happening--- (RIG and VAL)...Drill baby Drill🛢....Time to buy in safer offshore oil drilling especially now... #1 sea oil driller Transocean Ltd ..stock RIG.. is mergin with #2 oil driller Valaris.. VAL... adding 73 high tech OIL rigs and 33 ultra Deepwater drill ships to RIG massive fleet controlling the (Worlds Oceans) OIL sea drilling. Closed on various contracts like Brazil and most likely Venezuela offshore massive back log of future contracts for oil and safer from Geopolitics or Wars.. 🛢RIG🛢 |
| IF YOU DIDN'T BUY ON SUNDAYS FLASH SALE, OR TUESDAYS FLASH SALE DONT WORRY YOU'LL HAVE A OTHER OPPORTUNITY DURING THIS FLASH SALE. STAY POSTED. |
| Not regarded |
| CRWD puts fucked me. |
| This bald mother fucker, touched my drum set |
| Downward facing seahorse formation on my daily chart. Calls. 🐟🐠🐡🦈 |
| Bet that RTX is feeling good |
| Nah we need to show him dow at $50,000 |
| But the decline started with the release of the first Chat GPT model. No one was talking of AI before that. So how is it a swing after AI highs, if there were no AI highs? Or am I misreading the graph? |
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| I was pretty close |
| Avoid opening the app first thing tomorrow morning to prevent a cortisol spike. |
| Nope! 🙂 |
| Calls |
| Wish I had an award to give you. 🏆 |
| You can summarize this market simply: cucks |
| It's not, but opening it in the first place is.\n\nIf we gap down then their position is protected and they can close for profit on the short leg, greatly reducing the loss on their long position.\n\nIf you're in a spread, a gap down is still a loss and a gap up is a much smaller gain than it would have been without the short leg.\n\nTLDR: Man wants to get rich, not cap his gains. |
| Think we need to commission Zelenski to come show us how it is done. After he says thank you of course. |
| Gold or oil |
| You guys bought spy calls eod, right? Right?? |
| Yep. Regardless of congressional split or same party as executive the with exception of a few special campaigns that would have expanded Vietnam theater congress has never pulled support from the POTUS engaging in millitsry action.\n\nUnspoken rule. You never interfere, as the next president might be your party and they likely want to run the war machine.\n\nOpposition will trash the incumbent for political points and then do it themselves, and the cycle repeats. |
| Lost about $3k on that shit stock. Fuck MSFT |
| Grabbed Spy put at close. Too much war uncertainty so why not. |
| same time tomorrow for calls at open? |
| Data centers that run off electricity need lots of electricity to run. How is this still some sort of mystery? Is there anyone left who's decision making skills let people make plans beyond 3 days into the future? |
| I don’t drop character til the DVD commentary comes out |
| Some guy was in here last night asking about his 0DTE $612 $QQQ call lmaooo |
| Ai nonsense maybe? |
| Especially after electing the biggest of all |
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| I\nAm not shorty it. I sold the puts, which mean I think it will go up |
| BBVA in the dumpster after hours 🤌😭 |
| Happy birthday boi 🎂 |
| Might be a bit too low, I'd guess 667 to 675. |
| No, it was Hunter’s laptop and paintings |
| Qatar shut down it's natural gas plant after an Iranian drone hit it yesterday.\n\nEurope imports a shit ton of it's natural gas from Qatar. |
| They Just went into escorting Tankers with oil to china |
| well yah, we're on wsb's. Not investing |
| he cant. hows he gona re-stabilize the region from what it is now? dude got too confident after venezuela. |
| How is closing the short position capping their gains? |
| I've been indexed and cash for quite some time lol |
| we would tank HARD if one of our warships gets disabled or destroyed by a $5000 plastic boat made by Iran LMAO. |
| If you bought 0DTE calls today you 10x’d |
| they have shit loads of priests bruh, fucking lol |
| Not even close to being as funny as 🌮 "we had some successors in mind but it turns out we killed them" |
| So 660 tomorrow and pump to 670 |
| Who is brian armstrong and why do u hate him? |