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| Oil futures if they are going to invade the straight |
| a plane literally blown in half is only "damaged" according to the pentagon, lol war must be going well |
| Nikkei and Kopsi down less than 0.5%.\n\nthe world is healing |
| Said the reddit arm chair general 😂 |
| Saw those futes sliding and it got me thinking, why don’t I slide into those dm’s and see how things are going? Still got that husband who leaves every Thursday and Friday for trips with his boys? I’ve been buying 0dte puts and only scalping about $8-12 a day but still, it beats ice chips from the freezer. I can provide a nice life in that trailer park off route one, walking distance to the Costco. If you ever think of me too, just hit me back. Much love, your retarded bear |
| +5% tomorrow easy |
| Hoping for a pump tonight to offload my bags before the drilling resumes |
| Oil back to when the regime put out fake news to manipulate the markets at 7am last week |
| no one know what will ross , kohls or Burlington coast factory stcoks do next . heck even microsoft |
| Yeah because her husband works there. Already got swatted |
| Skullfucked |
| my USO calls are waking up... |
| Amish saw the future and they are fully preped |
| Pamp it |
| I thought SMCI just made racks. |
| But war is bullish when we are winning, so far theyre messing with us |
| Hims the fake pump too |
| hmm, gross |
| Dude you severely underestimate just how much of our future he’s willing to Mortgage. With enough money that should’ve gone to healthcare and education you can put boots anywhere on Earth |
| Bol is losing money every single day ..and jpow is nowhere to be found lmfao |
| Welcome back retard |
| if u wanna see your future look at the Amish now |
| It's gonna pump all week prolly just to make the lower high you can bank on it |
| 🥭 said we already won bro |
| I have a call hinging on this 🤞 |
| Literally |
| Did you say thank you to the 🥭 yet |
| Hers the fake pump |
| I am sure this is meant to be sarcastic.. Right? |
| Pump this mf |
| oil mooning so price of donkey, horses and camel must go up |
| Someone explain to me how S&P futures and BTC printed the same minute to minute candles since futes open. Wasn't BTC 'decentralized' |
| What the fuck are stocks? |
| V |
| Vix keeps dropping 👀 |
| Grape |
| i bought puts before liberation day, felt like a genius.\n\ni over leveraged myself into call positions as the U.S. was preparing for war. “war is bullish”. my portfolio is ruined |
| Lower highs. Can go to a lower low before next lower high. Didnt mention in which order, just that it usually doesnt go straight down and there are bounces, but they are always lower than the last. |
| Yass Daddy! Raise my gas prices more! |
| If you laugh, reality actualises |
| If your futes have blood in their urine, it's strongly recommended to seek medical attention at your nearest retardologist. |
| \*sobs\* |
| Who is tired of all the WINNING |
| soon they will sell gasolin in bottles |
| Holyshit I just took a peek. WHAT THE FUCK 😂😂😂 |
| If 🥭 tacos tomorrow and leaves Iran, they're still going to be shooting missiles at us and keeping the strait closed.\n\nYou only get to quit a war when you are winning. |
| Puts on calls on puts |
| I think right before the war started |
| MARTHA? |
| You know, all of this lately makes you wonder.\n\n \nWhat exactly happens to Michael Saylor if its a historical bear market? Does this dude lose everything? |
| I drove my 22ft diesel truck, that gets 14.5 mpg, to play golf on a 250 acre course this morning. |
| So Hormuz stays closed? Don’t see the dip buying opportunities |
| Peter Schiff gooning right now |
| 😬 |
| It would be really funny if Iran demanded unconditional surrender from the US |
| So what companies gonna tank when the Houthis decide to use cargo ships going through Bab al-Mandeb as target practice? |
| Bols get wrecked |
| Circus breaker on KOSPI today? |
| Fork found in kitchen |
| priced in |
| Looking forward to the IRGC selling a paid trading Discord course for $99/month |
| Boozer brothers 😦🤌 |
| The same way he TACOs everything else -- claims victory, ignores reality. |
| In October I was looking for retirement homes in Monaco, then Mexico, now I’m eyeing a quaint cottage in Mogadishu |
| When you pee? |
| Move to the Gulf of America. Only booming you'll hear is from the big booty latinas next door |
| For the sellers of these calls, fo sho |
| And it will speed up adoption of renewables. |
| BTW Cuba can process Venezoelan oil and they have refinieries..so we will be importing gas from Cuba |
| No way |
| i too like it raw |
| Technically not insider now that it's public? Lol |
| Not good at all! |
| It's not holding hands... |
| Ok but what if the people running this thing are like, you know, really fuckin' dumb. |
| HOTTEST. ECONOMY. |
| Boots on the ground would give us clips like this, but with marines and shitty arab phonk: [https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/1s71myq/fpv\_drone\_hits\_russian\_soldier\_advancing\_through/](https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/1s71myq/fpv_drone_hits_russian_soldier_advancing_through/) |
| Cancel Netflix. Don't support companies that support the Tangerine guy |
| You have to be the biggest smooth brain on planet earth to be selling all your stocks at near 52wk lows 🤡😭 |
| It’s definitely a buy at 1 |
| Stop the count!! |
| no resurrection for 🐻 |
| Wow! |
| Just think of NFTs. Rainbow was developing much faster with NFTs |
| Why aren't TSA agents getting paid? They forgot to put the funding in the big beautiful bill? |
| Now no one mention what we saw here |
| Shew got myself permabanned by the AI which doesn’t understand context. Won my appeal and Daddy’s home |
| AL JAZEERA REPORTS GUNFIRE AND EXPLOSIONS IN OR AROUND GENERAL MIDDLE EAST AREA |
| If you think this gaps up in futures…. Just look at oil. Look at all the damage it’s done so far and now we are holding above $100/barrel? Yeah, good luck |
| Been there, done that. |
| See but that still implies higher than now highs |
| #Good old times of 2022 are back again. Me and rest of the bers run amuck across the casino 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻 |
| *Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses*\n\nI'm already here bro 🙋♂️ |
| Gonna buy more XLE. Shit is retartedly fucked. |
GG \n https://archive.ph/yiqWS archive.ph |
| this same thing happened with Adam and Eve lol |
| It’s not so bad.. more tingly than hot |
| Oil will pump all the way to 1000 dollars.\n\nBOJ, US treasury will become honorary wsb members.\n\nI don't set the rules. |
| I don't like skinny candles |
| Scruff is the best all around. Sniffies is the best for hookups |
| Ya but this is so much worse |
| Nothing ever happens people when they realize it's all going to happen at once |
| Boots in Uranus |
| Tomorrow is UVIX entry day. |
| lol.. and I don't even know what kratom pills are |
| Another Chapter....like 7 or 11 |
| Right back to corn, baby. |
| Looking like recession |
| 🤡 Just a little short term pain for long term gain. 🤡 |
| I believe it |
| LMAO downvoted for speaking the hard truth |
| I live in Dusseldorf as well |
| currently down 55k, my portfolio being destroyed is a stretch, but i had 53k in realized profit the last 15 months, i’m still holding on since they don’t expire till mid june but wiped out 15 months of work |
| Lot of people are going to want out on the next pump. \n\nLower highs and lower lows still to come |
| lol @ this typo |
| They will acquire it I'm just not sure when. I work for a competitor and always here all this shit |
| Dude his midterms are already wrecked. Ain't much he can do to salvage it in the short period of time left. I've heard he'll prolly plant ice agents at voting ballots so he can scare away voters tho. What a POS... |
| Nobody fucks with Big Baby Jesus |
| What is this, a Motley Fools newsletter? |
| let me know when we get to the bottom 👌 |
| buy the dip THERE ARE NOT GOING TO BE BOOTS ON THE GROUND for the simple fact THERE ARE NO FUNCTIONING PORT FACILITIES TO HANDLE A SEALIFT FOR HEAVY VEHICLES AND SUPPLIES plus it would take at least 1.5 months and thats best case scenario and no you can not fly them there all you amateur armchair generals know zero about logistics |
| remember back in 2008 we needed until 2012 to get back |
| They literally just got there. Probably hitting the buffet first. Then the pool bar. Maybe check out some beach yoga. It's an excursion. |
| Futes red |
| MU out here trading at a forward PE of 4 and people are calling for another -75% |
| oil keep going up baby |
| I bought 500 shares of OXY at the old price and sold them at a 1% loss right before it went up :\\ \nWith all this market volatility, I really should’ve waited another week :'( |
| Calls on alcoholism |
| What's the point of this sub anymore? All i see is 1 day bulls go Durrrr hurrrrrr 700, the very next day bears go Durrrr Hurrrrr collapse. For the last fucking 4 months. |
| These guys are really gonna pump and dump all the way through -20% and then some, huh |
| Our calls printing crazy hard tomorrow🤑 |
| The bottom is in look at it |
| ngl i just had no idea if its called 0:30 AM or 12:30PM lol |
| Believe it or not idk wtf im doing |
| The Iran guy said to do the opposite. Green day confirmed |
| Calls on puts |
| give oil 250 and dow 15K |
| If you are down more than 10% YTD you are a degenerate gambler or you’re investing in shitty companies. Stop blaming 🥭 for your shitty investments and lack of diversifying |
| Should have put that 25k in poker game |
| I bought 500 shares of OXY at the old price and sold them at a 1% loss right before it went up :\\ \nWith all this market volatility, I really should’ve waited another week :'( |
| -.6% is green now. Interesting. Cope even harder bro |
| Tell that to the strippers saying the boys are coming in saying they'll be deployed this week |
| Is this how one becomes regarded |
| On your mom. |
| Pamp it |
| Bull spotted at local circle k buying MD 20/20 and kratom pills |
| Vix dropping |
| Norway haven’t even turned on the oil production that really matters, this ain’t an oil problem, it’s a time for producers to make real money. |
| its red, its red and I like my steak and wine red |
| BOL R FKT |
| You see a pattern in the stock market? Dope, it now sits alongside an infinite number of other patterns, including a large subset that look nearly identical to the pattern you identified, but with a vastly differing array of outcomes. |
| prolly doe |
| As you should king |
| Old news bud |
| When are we taking over Car Guy land? |
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| TIL if you fuck shit up, shit gets fucked up |
| >effect\n\nbig brain bad grammar |
| So they sell Rockstar to Celsius just to buy all of Celsius? Maybe I'm too regarded to understand this move |
| Relaaaax this shit is gapping down hard 📉 |
| Pretty sure bombs were falling during that Tweet |
| Brent oil is also getting way too high up, I'd expect selloff pretty soon |
| nah i just make random guesses so i can look back say tell myself i knew it, but i ignore the ones im wrong about. |
| Lol |
| Reddit mod |
| How dare u |
| That Celsius post LOL |
| Puts |
| How does he 🌮 a war? |
| It’s 12:30 not 1 don’t exaggerate |
| Calls |
| $VG. YOLO |
| If futures go green does that mean its red by morning or has mb ghalibaf cursed the inverse |
| But at least you’ll die knowing that 🥭 got away with raping a child. |
| 1,2 and 4 are possible. 3 you lost all credibility |
| What’s been negative ? |
| 🚨Fed Officials Signal That Rate Cuts May Be Over |
| Wouldn't shock me they distribute them in most places |
| What do you mean? He's postured very hard about boots on the ground. He's threatening Iran without actually threatening Iran, and he keeps extending his 'deadline' even as israel ignores said deadline.\n\nMango keeps trying to pull other countries into the war to reduce the burden on him/the US, and he's unsanctioned Iran and Russia to keep his buns from frying off immediately |
| How do you know he’s not already here?\n\nI see you, MBallzG69. You’re not fooling me with your DD. |
| Pain! |
| But "someday the sentiment has to change". Did you even read his DD? |
| He Sold? |
| Reminder ‼️\n\nBankruptcy is not end 😭\n\nIt's a new beginning 🙌🏻 |
| This is one of those situations where there's an obvious recession, but the NBER takes a long time to officially declare it. \n\nFrom 2020:\n\n> SHAPIRO: In that case, what took so long to call this a recession?\n\n> HORSLEY: Well, actually, by the standards of the National Bureau of Economic Research, this was a pretty fast call. It usually takes the team about nine months to a year to decide we're in a recession. In this case, they made the announcement in just about three months. You don't need a Ph.D. in economics to know we're in a deep downturn. \n\nhttps://www.npr.org/2020/06/08/872470104/economists-announce-the-u-s-economy-is-officially-in-a-recession\n\nFrom late 2025 and early 2026:\n\nhttps://finance.yahoo.com/news/most-us-economy-already-recession-190152508.html\n\nhttps://fortune.com/2026/01/18/national-debt-killing-american-dream-inflation-recession/\n\nhttps://www.ft.com/content/e9be3e3f-2efe-42f7-b2d2-8ab3efea27a8?syn-25a6b1a6=1\n\nThis is a stagflationary recession. It's not something the Fed can easily fix like many of the others. Fiscal policy aka the Treasury Department is responsible for it. |
| Oil red and stonks green soon 😊 |
| People really think they can organize and deploy boots on the ground in a week lol. Same vibes as the “we didn’t bomb Iran this weekend so it’s all good” crew, while the second carrier was still in transit |
| If you are buying Puts like I am they are looking fan-fucking-tastic |
| This is one of the dumber posts I’ve seen this week, and that’s saying a lot. |
| This is so regarded it has to be a copypasta |
| Last Sunday, SPY futures opened .75 down but finished Monday in the green. Not saying it’s gonna happen again. Just saying you never know. |
| Made $25 from poker game, after losing 25k in the stock market last week. Feeling very positive |
| FYI heat death of the universe is also priced in |
| No they said Pelosi is buying Cialis. |
| germany |
| there's literally nothing mango can do, iran won |
| pass it to the left damn |
| he‘ll cancel midterms |
| !remindme 4months |
| There's a new energy floor so the government can devalue their debt\n\nPump it |
| I mean there are a total of 50k+ US soldiers there now 😬 |
| Do you still live with parents? If not, everything you buy is delivered using refined crude oil. |
| Market he himself induced, none of these were needed |
| Been at it for a while |
| I don't think we would put boots in the ground. They'd get slaughtered by drones. \n |
| Alright party is over get back to work you degenerates. |
| Fuck the Admin and fuck 🥭 |
| Oil already falling. Here comes the shorting again. |
| Pain? Pain. |
| Gonna be +4% green tomorrow on a 🥭 tweet, only to be - 10% down eow when idiots realized they've been lied to for the 800th fell for it again award |
| Pumping hard |
| Sub is way funnier tho when ALL the ghey bers come outta hibernation |
| I mean… |
| Can’t wait to find out on this one. Shits hilarious. |
| Wait till boots in the ground / heavy causalities, def more than 5% |
| I haven’t seen green in 42 days |
| I just want to be in this thread, just in case. |
| i wonder how many governments are trading the other side but not advertising it 🤔 |
| U a g |
| The market will only crash once \n\nA) y’all high IV puts expire \nB) once yall stop being bearish \n\nOtherwise, green it is. The rules above have a 100% chance of working |
| Heeh? You straight up lying? |
| The line between circlejerk and non-circlejerk subs is blurring |
| Considering how manipulated it is I'm not surprised. |
| Trump has got to TACO at some point. No way he'll go to midterms with a bear market. |
| There’s gotta be one fucknugget wsber in the 82nd airborne who just casually comment drops here that he’s about to jump out of plane over Kharg island any moment |
| How are you holding up? |
| Yes |
| To start with. Odds on conscription? |
| You just haven't learned how to trade them yet. Probably for the best |
| Already green |
| Like the economy is booming? Bullish |
| yep, same at 1:22 |
| It definitely won't. The news this weekend has ALL been negative |
| that would be a generation buying oppurtunity |
| calls on ropes\n\n |
| It's -0.35% now |
| Could be location dependent for sure. |
| Does it count if only one side is doing the "peace" talks? |
| My condolences. How much are you down with it? |
| you’re actually not wrong |
| ### Japan carry trade\n\n### Deepseek 4\n\n### SMIC chips that outperform NVDA's latest and greatest\n\n### Oil $250 |
| You think fundamentals matter anymore lmao. |
| We pumped on the tweet of a ceasefire and not one day has passed that a bomb didnt go off. What a wild joke these investors/algos are. |
| https://preview.redd.it/c6o8ew1s72sg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7ab377297d5cfe7d67762c7c647fd5bedc7aaa1\n\nI got u |
| 1/15/27 400c, works out to like 4-5x leveraged. I'm not dying the rest of the retards but it's still gonna fucking sting |
| Hahaha it’s green now |
| If you wanna feel extra regarded, the US is too |
| I'm honestly really curious what is even trump plan going forward, he tried to taco recently which shows he is at least worried about the market situation but I'm completely lost |
| Where you from? |
| Well guess we wait and see |
| Going back to $8 |
| nobody fucks with the jesus |
| We’re not even in a bear market yet |
| green by open 😴 |
| Lmao already green |
| Good bye OP you’re gonna cost some rich asshole his secret trade and potential create a situation where a working class person gets a slight advantage for a single moment and that’s really frowned on here. Next time be a human trafficking conman you’ll get promoted. |
| I don’t believe you |
| the fact u are asking means no. |
| 50 |
| Hey futures, stop mfking giving me hope! |
| Guys I live in the gulf and we still hear a lot of booming, we’re basically fucked |
| Context? I missed it |
| For a real 3% drop in a day, we need the market to open higher build that liquidity up before the rug is violently yanked. |
| Either way, we would like an update for our amusement. |
| Are you not? |
| Thats nothing lol. If I remember correctly futes were down 5% liberation day |
| Also waiting for mag 7 equities to open. Who knows |
| Maybe wait for a panic dip, we haven’t seen capitulation yet. |
| Not really |
| do i have a gamblimg problem staying awake at 1 am to watch futues that i cant even trade & have to wake up for work in 5 hours? |
| Mossad got the pee tapes. |
| Terrible programmers but sure |
| Mine 😞 |
| Literally down 0.2%. Lmao. And mfs on here are holding 40-50% IV options. Lmao. |
| id say 5% max |
| Stocks are a thing of the past |
| Es has fallen 300 points in 3 days and cocky bol acting like they know shit about anything |
| Banbet dat! |
| bols: fUtUrEs dOnT MaTtEr, NeWs DoEsNt MatTer, OiL dOeSnT mAtTeR, lAnD iNvAsIoN dOeSnT mAtTeR! |
| Some regard is saying Pepsi is buying Celsius |
| Wtf is japan gonna do lol. |
| You doin coke on your port? |
| We're going to go green and bears will screech that boots haven't even hit the ground yet. |
| jesus is king |
| I’m rooting for you bro I hope you come out in profits. I know market can flip 180 degrees overnight so don’t lose hope yet |
| Not with a new 200B data center, babyyy! Daddy's got a few new lambos to buy, gotta pump those drug prices up |
| What, crack? Crack is great. |
| Oil always crashes after Sunday open |
| holy shrek candle on s&p futes |
| I bought 1 may monthly spx 6400p for $9k on 2/23 then sold it a week later for $12k, should've just sat on it for 3 more weeks and chilled bc shiets like $26k rn, fucking spx calls and microslop been gaping my ass past week |
| If you're feeling retarded, remember Japan is using their national bank to short oil |
| is the chart broken? |
| Another 10% at the very least to go |
| Confuse yourself, to confuse your enemy\n\n#TheArtOfWar |
| Drink three coffees, have a cigarette, shit my pants\n\n👈😎👈 |
| I am hopeless |
| Puts on glass because there might be an abundance soon 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Whazzup Shaq |
| id give that about 1% odds of happening |
| So no one loves you |
| Yep |
| Someone genuinely believes this and is allowed to vote and drive |
| I want to buy but I'm scared shitless! 🤣 |
| One of my favorite quotes from a movie is when Reeves says 'you lose', and pacino says 'consider the source' and points up\n\nand he's right |
| LLY is still almost a $800B mcap, NVO already got dismantled, LLY has to try everything to keep their hype growth stonk status rolling and stock price up which is why they’re doing all\nthese buys. High pressure in this market. |
| Sooo pretty sure this is illegal and you might want to delete it\n\nOr\n\nYou are bullshitting and you end up banned this month. |
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| buddy, we've been living with Jim Cramer for decades. We've got it. |
| Japan surprise attack they’re going long oil |
| Lmao 🤣 okay bud |
| If I trade off this information who goes to jail |
| This dude is one of us but we didn’t know it |
| Bruh -0.7% in 20m |
| What s the damage on nvidia, i can t see |
| Every country in the world belongs to America |
| In all fairness, if the President can do it why can’t OP? |
| good not great |
| Thought we'd at least get a little pump, no boots on ground, Japan shorting oil, talks in Pakistan, huh... |
| Quit it, they obviously know how to propaganda you're literally spreading it. |
| No bueno LMAO |
| Damn, spoken like a true market pro ... |
| 🤨 |
| I'm also antiseptic for speaking against Israel 🤷♂️ |
| Go Go USO!! |
| I thought they are the evil guys |
| not even close |
| Still time for news don’t play with me I’m liquidating everything |
| He ended the tweet with *drill* He's telling us something. |
| *hits crack pipe*\n\nWhen you think of it, it’s really not too bad |
| Geez, open 20m and down 0.7% already lmao |
| It's not over yet. The decade I mean. There will be enough time for counting, if you survive to the 2030s. |
| Not worth it tbh |
| I thought deescalation usually means temporary cease fire and negotiations at the table, not more bombings?\n\n\#ArtoftheDeal |
| How many times do you think Trump has called Bessent asking him to short oil? |
| Japan. they suck at trading |
| In Gwynn you have WYN! |
| Stop posting this stupid shit |
| Did they say it was so bibi doesn’t release T’s photos/videos from the t-Epstein files? |
| I guess -0.75 to -0.45 is smth. |
| To 550 then 700 EOY |
| You are fake news |
| That's fair, and congratulations on the profits you have already made. |
| Because the infrastructure has been bombed too shit and demand is inelastic? What a dumb question |
| Because any money still in equities is about to evaporate like morning dew, my friend. |
| can I join this discord too? |
| HAMBURGER CHEESBURGER BIGMAC WAFFEL |
| Has she transitioned, cus the ayatollah don't want HER |
| 82nd berborne division reporting for duty |
| https://preview.redd.it/vno4t4sb72sg1.jpeg?width=2061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bae7c5a91c1f7bae3bbfc6e16d807bb004fb36b3 |
| I'll buy the whole fucking recession. |
| Should have held on to some of them puts but would have been a stressful weekend so we're all good. |
| So what happens when we put boots on the ground in Iran and are absolutely slaughtered?\n\nEdit: it's happening this week, sorry. |
| What futures are you looking at 🤡 |
| Are we at extreme fear yet? i wanna start buying more |
| I only put $20 of gas in my car at the gas station each time I go so gas prices really don’t effect me |
| Dude is about to get droned for insider trading. You heard it here first. |
| What absurd post trump planning tomorrow to pump it |
| spy 662 this week, giving bulls hope & fucking up puts. into another -10%. \n\nno one winning is algobots favourite |
| They really broadcast their bad decisions, that is for sure. |
| 1939 |
| -40% from here, at least. Possible with a few weeks of $200 oil. |
| How, in the ever loving fuck, did find end up in a situation where Iranian officials are more trustworthy than US ones? |
| bul bargaining behind the bendys bumpsters tn |
| My calls bout to print. USO and VIX calls that js |
| MATW |
| Maybe you listened to them bc you're acoustic too |
| I'm skeptical too, but what are the other options ? Keeping your head down like a good slave ? Armed insurgency ?\n\nLarge protests like these let people know they're not alone in their thinking and encourage non-voting (the "voting doesn't matter" smoothbrains in particular) to maybe consider taking part in democracy (flawed as it is). |
| Thanks |
| putting over 80% of your elite fighters on a small island in one tiny spot that your opponent wants to happen.. what could go wrong? OIL Bull. |
| When bols finally flip to Puts we’ll know we’re close to bottoming. We’re not there yet, they’re still being really regarded. |
| Is 644 a key astrology level? |
| open by green 🌱 |
| Report US troops being required to play battlefield 3 |
| Bessent wtf u doin. You asleep at the wheel? |
| This shit is crashing hard |
| Fading the first like 5m is a solid strat /s |
| Futures are barely down… |
| I happen to have all of that |
| Doesn’t matter. Nobody will believe him. |
| And someone shorting nat gas again lmao. |
| There are no laws anymore |
| Free DRS!! |
| With oil over $100 you’d think Amerifats would stop driving their fat cars |
| Wild how they used to post on drug pages and I still can't tell if their decision making has improved since then. |
| This is the funniest timeline. I’ve never laughed harder in my life |
| It’s down because oil edged up again. Crude futures is the only line that matters. |
| What’re futes looking like |
| Nh |
| Finally I’m in the right Signal Chat!!! |
| Hey bol come out of yer fucking rock and show yer faces |
| Bruh I thought futures were down 1.5 |
| POV: you're the SEC reading this\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/w2finrf472sg1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=2125b1975c596e87116cc8b59d2a26ce1a926a06\n\n |
| Bulls think theyre the main characters. This isnt about you\n\nMMs dont want to hand bears money any more than they want to give it to bulls |
| we are negative 10-12% how low do you want ? |
| No one gets prosecuted for white collar crimes under this administration |
| But at wot cost??? |
| If you live in texas you would have known that since last fall. HEB had signs during a shortage due to a change over to pepsi. I thought this was common knowledge\n\n |
| Can someone locate Mia Khlaifa to come solve this war please? |
| Bull: Alexa play O Death by the Soggy Bottom Boys |
| They've already owned them. |
| I bought $1M shares. You've been warned.\nDon't be jealous when I hit big on this one.\nThanks Gwynnyy. |
| If you’re currently staring at a portfolio 📉 that looks like a crime scene and your mortgage downpayment just got incinerated, put on those Ray-Bans 🕶️ and don't take them off. If she asks why, tell her the **future is too bright 🙌🏻** |
| aud already down 0.25% against usd lol\n\n\n |
| USO, SQQQ and energy call holders will be up bigly |
| Congrats 🌈🐻\n\nYou have permanently won the war. Your puts are guaranteed to print tomorrow. |
| Dont look, it will hurt |
| To be clear, it's only the red Americans that do this. Every red leader in my lifetime has invaded a Middle East country. None of the blue leaders have. |
| Yes. Thank you for doing your part to boost GDP numbers. |
| Futes at -0.5% |
| Guh |
| No one loves a poor 💔 |
| Because the supply is heavily constrained. The price isn't set by a random number generator. |
| That's not even their most expensive subscription |
| Ill suck yo dick for some Tweets |
| Green by 8 est |
| It's the Persian Cramer. |
| real talk |
| Fuck man, what the fuck is this slow decline. Just fucking tank already. Just want to see 5 days of circuits daily for once in my life. Just a bucket list you know? 🙁 |
| us100 23.000 bottom right guys? my liquidation is 22.900 |
| Oil bull right here |
| "Aluminium Bahrain (Alba) said in a statement that two employees were injured in the attack on its facility, while the UAE’s Emirates Global Aluminium (EGA) said one of its sites in Abu Dhabi suffered significant damage, and six people were injured."\n\n\nLong aluminium??? |
| Holding any bags is financial suicide at this point |
| FAHHHHHH |
| I’m still calling a spike to test $644 by 11am… |
| This sounds like it is written with a Chinese accent |
| Oil affects everything |
| Think he's one of us? |
| yo America if you guys could stop declaring war on random countries in the Middle East everytime your leader is behind in the polls the rest of the world would greatly appreciate it |
| Bulls be like You got anymore of them tweets! |
| Market closed Friday. The market is Catholic apparently |
| any chance of circuit breaker? |
| Bol hits a huge three to cut the lead to 42 |
| I miss the last guy running the joint.\n\nI suspect we will see SPX 7K again in 10 years. |
| Why would Pepsi work with dog shit like Vayner |
| I get it I get it, it's wsb, it's a joke, I get it. \n\n\nBut AI is more than just chatbots.\n\n\nPlease continue. |
| Oh our fellow bulls , we are fucked |
| Iranian parliament speaker already told everyone to inverse it, and he’s the only adult in the room right now as strange as that might be. |
| What company produces coffins for the US military? |
| That must be why futes only opened up -.5% |
| Thinking about selling a future contract here but I know 🥭 will tweet randomly and we will go +5% |
| dude can never admit wrong. I think escalation is way more likely before something reasonable like a toll |
| Tell that to the STRAIT |
| Imagine staring at lines on a chart this early in the week lmao |
| Don't think for a moment that we are going to stop falling |
| Futes ghey and fhake until open |
| Lmao bitcoin had just dipped, where are the dumb bols now |
| Earnings page makes me want to gouge my eyes out who thought that was a good idea |
| bers clapping bols cheeks every second 🐻👏🍑👏🍑👏🍑🐄🐮😭 |
| That guy's an imposter. Real Tom here! AMA! |
| I’m 100% cash now. Will full port SPY calls when it hits 500 |
| Probably, although it is so heavily coupled to energy, it will probably go up before market open |
| You know he's gonna tweet "Talks going well" before market open. |
| Unban the Mana Crypt |
| Yeah 100 is long gone reckon we hit 115 tomorrow. |
| Booty blasted by Futures doe |
| I wish I had mondays off for traveling. Then again, Wendy’s doesn’t give me much vacation |
| sold gold and silver and shorted altcoins |
| THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS. THEY’RE EATING THE CATS |
| Religion has been a source of many many problems since the dawn of time and yet idiots pounce on it like it's the greatest thing for humanity |
| https://preview.redd.it/xvb2wtdr62sg1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61fe47a9e2bd98d1758190a0a93d1bd17ab7183d |
| **AT LEAST I DIDNT BUY MICROSOFT LMAO** |
| Mango might want to TACO but Ayran won't let him |
| Bounce Wednesday dump Friday. |
| Bulls are coping so hard, they’re literally excited that its only a little red (for now) |
| Trump is dumb lol |
| 🌮 cried wolf too many times. not pumping anymore |
| Not under this administration. 😀 |
| The problem is, what form is that taco going to take? His ego is too large to admit mistakes. |
| Bessent is not alone anymore, he has help from BoJ |
| Do you hate your husband? |
| Just like last year around this very time... |
| V'ing already |
| Listened to a bunch of podcasts today with people trying to explain why we needed this war. They all sounded autistic |
| I mean it sounds wonderful, but what's the master plan for the this peace? We cannot take over Iran...it's 2-3 times bigger than Iraq and more mountainous. It's 1/6 the size of the US and they have a population of 93 million people. We don't have NATO or any nation besides Israel in this fight. You'd need at least 500,000 troops to even try to occupy the Iran. Sure we can continue bombing them into oblivion but they're going to continue economic pressure. They've been holding off on targeting some key energy infrastructure in neighboring countries. This war isn't like any we've participated in the past 25 years. Iran has prepared drones and missiles hidden underground. They have a decentralized structure with the IRGC, and they're the most extreme group. This is already snowballing out of control and the entire world could be hit with a recession. Some countries are starting to ration their oil and it's only a month in..... |
| Is that a noose in your hand? |
| Don’t they already distribute it and own a portion of it? |
| My heart can't take it anymore |
| Thanks king 👑 |
| Panic Truth incoming |
| Those files must be wild huh |
| No longer gonna work! |
| There are really people who are still subscribed to this enshittificated platform? |
| I'm not into the stock patterns astrology shit but there is ONE single pattern I see from time to time. When a stock starts way up in the pre market, it will usually go up a little bit more before slowly falling and ending the day slightly below where it started. \n\nI'm too lazy and stupid to try and make profit from this on a large scale, but I have made a few bucks from it when I get the chance. |
| lmao pajama boys are actually trying to buy up this shit. Might as well flush their money down the toilet, 'cause there's a big-ass recession coming. |
| It puts the boots on the ground, or else it gets the hose again |
| Fucking heating oil is going to 5$ this week bruh. |
| Since last April |
| BORR 📈 |
| Take a nap |
| There’s a reason it’s called S&P 500. SPX 500 by 2029. |
| Calls |
| Idk why would oil go to $200 ? Nobody knows shit. |
| Riced in |
| Buls on the ground bers on the plane |
| Is extreme fear now or yet to come? 🤔 I’d give it another week before switching to calls |
| Futures sliding? That got me inspired, to slide into your dm’s and just check how things are going. Still got that husband who’s a pain in the ass? I bought puts at the end of Feb and have been doing good. Steaks on the boat if you know what I’m sayings it’s only a boston whaler but I’m hoping to upgrade as soon as oil hits 250 later this spring. Anyway, just wanted to check in, peace and love, your retarded bear |
| Oil being <120 is actually shocking. |
| It’s going up guys |
| Any truth to this, OP will keep narcan in business for a while. |
| ^(**prepare thine anus**) |
| He’s been fake tweeting for 2 weeks now. Market needs verified data at this point |
| Pepsi has had a stake in CELH, they just announced an increase in said stake. |
| definite potential crash |
| I think it’s positive to have market going down a lot of opportunity coming up to make money on calls sooner or later |
| My uncle is a Nintendo \n\n(I miss him) |
| I farted and it shook the couch. |
| Yeah I would hate to be up 300% in the last year |
| I want him to. I want to add to my energy positions tomorrow. |
| Who needs oil when we got AI |
| Can we just ungay everything plz |
| Yup! |
| Why would it? |
| And the moment most of us decide to try this it turns on us |
| Whats the news?\n\n |
| I was the same way, for real though, ice those balls for 3 straight days, it'll do wonders for recovery. Good luck homie!! |
| This might be the most avoidable potential crash of all time. |
| *knock knock*\n\n- **The SEC** |
| Orange buffoon be all like, I've done bankruptcy lots of times, it's no big deal. |
| What is America first about\nMaking\nMe poor |
| Milhouse500 is not a meme |
| If you think you are regarded just imagine being Japan trying to short the oil now. Id wait till the shit is over, strait is flowing and then release the wave😭🤣 |
| Lmao 103 crude oil. The planet is going to come to a crashing halt worse than Covid soon. Fucking idiots. |
| Friday market closed for Jesus\n\nDamn religion ruining everything |
| Go to the homepage, and click on index futures |
| I’m 25% cash if you consider the margin I’m not using as cash. |
| I'm thinking the harder and faster the market tanks > the quicker we TACO > the sooner things can start to around. Am I coping? |
| u/osrskarma You seeing this shit |
| I saw as well. Plz delete b4 we all get fked. But all jokes aside. I will be buying CELH first thing tmr morning. 🤪 |
| cause the one breaking the contract is the counter party. The first to break the deal is the first to pay the penalty. They just got a free billion. In Elmo's case, he bought right before the big crash and realize he done zero diligence and fkk up |
| *I've made a huge mistake.* |
| Inverse the inverse. This isn’t my first rodeo |
| It smell like bitch I’m here |
| Does it come with a full tank of gas |
| Have the mods been removing the posts about this? swear there was three of them earlier now they are gone. |
| Lol |
| Looks great. Don't come to market tomorrow |
| these companies are all generating hgh quality datasets 24/7 in automated wet labs at a loss, makes sense to let them run themselves into the ground and snatch them up for their data for pennies on the dollar.\n\ntook the entire internet for llms to make sense and more data equaling more betterer models seems to be true for every model type, biology seems super duper complicated idk, probably gonna take years for these models to catch up to traditional drug discovery. |
| Oh buddy do i have news for you. |
| As a BER i have to admit the possibility of fake tweets makes me nauseous. |
| Bers on the ground confirmed |
| I can't think of a second benefit though |
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| Ber suddenly forget about Iran parliament tweet |
| For real lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/hbfzkvud62sg1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1c99e2132e9731905a6223405228347872d865b |
| Got dammit now those times feel like the simple times |
| [investing.com](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?is=CqRKn9NNc7jqN6fK) |
| I think it’s positive to have market going down a lot of opportunity coming up to make money on calls sooner or later |
| \-.60% is basically green compared to Friday. |
| Assuming this is true, which ai highly doubt, would we be in trouble buying calls monday and this ending up being true? |
| Somebody missed insider trading training day |
| If oil can stick under $100 we can rocket |
| One of the benefits of being poor is that people will love you for who you are instead of your money |
| i think the iranian guy was talking about oil not the spx |
| It will be worse* |
| Bessent is fighting back hard but oil is going to $120 by end of April regardless |
| Yeah sure. That’s why. |
| DEFINITELY |
| Down .6 and boots on the ground looming.\n\nPuts until Wednesday and then taco gonna taco for Jesus or whatever |
| Coping bull |
| Jerome worked so hard and carried this market on his saintly shoulders and this is what we give him. 🥀 |
| Futes not looking great |
| Hegseth, is that you? |
| run bols run for the fucking hills hahahahaha suckers gotcha LMFAO |
| I expect another fake pump attempt from 🌮 |
| GUYS!! CALLLLLLSSSSS |
| SPY 350 is not a meme |
| Could be worse |
| This Ghalib belongs in WSB not X. |
| Bigly |
| You think i give a fuck about Oil or gas prices. I drive Electric. I aint been to a gas station since 2021. |
| Michael Burry is that you? |
| Already happened:\n\nhttps://finance.yahoo.com/economy/policy/articles/treasury-just-declared-u-insolvent-151425143.html |
| Yes, he is , has been since 2020 |
| Way ahead of you. I have my HYSA, and maybe I'll dabble in bonds |
| Jan 2030 and even that's a maybe |
| Good they'll have a lot of cardio fitness for the revolution |
| Twitter (the target) did the forcing. Had there been a better offer they would have taken it. |
| The Spice (Oil) must flow |
| Ya |
| #bol in denial + anger stage of the grief lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Just wait until the press gaggle when he gets on the plane back to Washington tomorrow morning. Surely we dont repeat the same exact pattern for the 4th consecutive week. |
| Very easily could |
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| Well there you have it. |
| !banbet SPY 650 3d |
| Weeks? Try all last year. LoL |
| Some of you bols are alright. Don’t show up to market for the next 10 years. |
| 🤦♂️ idk why I assumed you are younger. I guess it’s a cycle where we go from money to passion to money in life. But I gave no fucks about network/kissing asses till 5 months ago when I discovered gambling in stocks. Now I am at a state where I have to message people on LinkedIn to network. Trying my best tho. Idk how’s economy for you, since I heard newcomers are having it harder cause of ai. |
| Mango farted |
| Yeah 💪 Nothing is more girlie than liking girls |
| -0.65% currently. Only been open for 10 minutes |
| If Monday is deep red, just buy puts everyday at this point |
| I kinda want to support them on this journey to watch their competitors fail. But alas, I'm too cheap. |
| https://preview.redd.it/t842fdc762sg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42ad1073f42faca7f2a7bd45ffea6ab4bf139661 |
| The line for the cuck chair in the hotel for MU shareholders is going to be wrapped around the building by open |
| So is Trump |
| Not even Octobet calls feel safe at this rate |
| Bro I get selling ur individual account lol, but retirement? Unless ur planning to retire like next year, why? |
| Does selling my car have an impact on the economy |
| SPY<600 by next monday |
| Ancient Greeks knew this \n\nI follow in the footsteps of Aristotle |
| My tesla putsss??? |
| Nope |
| If we ever get to 2020 levels i'm borrowing money to buy lol |
| 🤗 |
| Hahahaha green diarrhea shart futures. Dumb bols |
| That means it s going up? |
| I'm getting clapped personally |
| When will Iranian Man update positions? |
| And to think it’s not even Monday yet. 📉 |
| spy 500 is not a meme\n\nbut if we reach it this year it probably will become one |
| The oil situation is unfixable at the moment even if peace was reached tomorrow. There is too big of a deficit in oil being shipped and infrastructure has been turned off or damaged from the war in the gulf region. |
| we bout to short term bottom you bungholes. |
| 🐻 talking mad shit all weekend just for -0.5% and this before Trump tweets something in the morning |
| It’s actually -.52%…OH NO |
| How would he know? Has he ever worked behind the dumpster at a Wendy's? |
| Are my meta calls fpr july 500 coocked ? |
| Proud to be a ber. Even if it’s ghey |
| BIDEN WHY |
| spy 645 today and 656 wednesday. |
| How futus looking? How much down |
| What is this timeline |
| We're already red and not even a Crocs have hit the ground much less boots. This is not good. Not good at all |
| 🫦 |
| i get it. |
| Won’t have to worry about it, Israel will do it for him. |
| -0.4% on qqq relax bears |
| Brent oil up 2 dollars, edging 116. Futures down 0.7.\n\nBols where is your god now????? |
| man theres no robinhood for europoors. How bad is it looking? |
| Yea I have a little anxiety pill I’ll take tomorrow. Everyone I know who’s gotten it said it’s really not bad at all but can’t help it lol |
| So you’re regarded AND a heroin addict ? |
| 10% |
| I'm still laughing at Iran pretty much saying inverse 🥭 |
| No Pepsi just owns 11% of Celsius but is the NA exclusive distributor. |
| SELLING ALL MY BAG 7 TOMORROW AND PUTTING IT ALL INTO MILITARY CONTRACTOR STOCKS. \n\n🥭 IS GIVING YOU ALL A GIFT ON A SILVER PLATTER BUT YOU ALL WILL BE TOO COWARDLY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE.\n\nI'VE LEARNED MY LESSON PERSONALLY.\n\nPEOPLE WHO ARE SAYING IT'S TOO LATE, THERE'S STILL PLENTY MORE RUN WAY FOR DEFENSE CONTRACTORS TO RALLY. |
| Because someone else bid higher than Netflix and Netflix didn’t want to match |
| Too real |
| Taco knows he can’t stop the war she he will do his best to pump the market so we dont crash even lower. \n\nEvery week he’ll lie to minimise the pain.\n\nThats why I’m in calls.\n\nIn a few minutes, we go Green. |
| It’s pretty funny how often printing company employees have come up in insider trading cases (look up Chiarella v. United States, 445 U.S. 222 (1980)) |
| "for the surest road to hell is certainly the safest: It is the gentle slope: soft underfoot - without sudden turnings; without milestones; without signposts." \n\n\n\- screwtape |
| Thanks.\n\nAlso - by chance have you or your husband heard of the phrase "Material Non-Public Information"? |
| Did you buy them Friday at 4:14? |
| Oil over a hundred LMAO riding bikes to work this summer for the poors |
| I'm Eurobearean |
| Plenty of oil during Covid and tariffs |
| Sign of the bottom. Calls at open |
| It's not just Persian Gulf oil that's offline. Ukraine destroyed a ton of Russia's oil infrastructure in the past few weeks too.\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/business/energy/least-40-russias-oil-export-capacity-halted-reuters-calculations-show-2026-03-25/\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/business/energy/russia-introduce-ban-gasoline-exports-april-1-govt-says-2026-03-27/\n\nhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/26/putin-asks-oligarchs-to-donate-to-russias-dwindling-defence-budget |
| #Bol can't keep SPY above $600 much longer. Even $500 is doubtful. We are going to close gaps from 2020 and 2022 so SPY could drop as low as $220. LMAO🤌 |
| not looking good. already made $$$ lol |
| That is EXACTLY why you should buy calls. |
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| Well he isn't an alien and hasn't resorted to buying an entire Hawaiian island only to oust the natives. Be more like Tom |
| OP to start. |
| I am going to capitulate on my remaining calls today, closed some on Friday for losses... |
| What’s your portfolio big dawg |
| My blood runs cold- |
| Aren’t NASDAQ futures down just because the stock index finished more down because it’s open longer on Fridays? |
| As a verteran construction flagger I can confirm firm this bro 👆 is trustworthy. |
| Why would you say exactly where he works omg haha |
| Youre missing the whole plan. We devalue the dollar and pay off our debts with the now worthless paper |
| "Soft landing" |
| yea gg im selling everything at open. 401k, roth, SEP IRA, HSA, 403b. This shit is fucking cooked |
| O oo a aa aaa aaa |
| My only saving grace is that I never believed in MU because brother you guys are getting railed out from the back tomorrow holy hell |
| Yeah I’m really worried ☠️ |
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| Yeah, when CME’s top clients don’t have the physical to cover contracts 😆 |
| Interesting enough… April 17 43&50c have quite an amount of open interest 😂😂😂 |
| It's not bad, it's not my favorite thing to do but it's quick. My doc gave me a Valium before he did mine to help ease the nerves a little bit. |
| Spring time |
| Really hoping this is bait lmao |
| Strike and expiry? |
| Are my January calls safe? |
| I bought puts Thursday and Friday for a profit. But I’m nervous every time I do because of his tendency to tweet ridiculous things in AH |
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| Imagine swinging calls and seeing futures right now. 👀 |
| it's so joever |
| > takeover disaster\n\njust index invest and never pick stocks for your own sake! |
| Yeah I saw it too so pls delete |
| Sex with other men is the manliest thing you can do. |
| Only God can save the bols now huh? Not even 🥭 anymore... |
| You sound worried |
| Has fuk ever been more bul? |
| you bought calls just head to your nearest wendy’s |
| Circus breaker tomorrow? |
| Sounds like bag holder making some news |
| Robinhood, tradingview |
| 6th red spy week, not even covid or tarrifs had 6 red spy weeks. wtf is this shit |
| People would much rather go to jail than be drafted by this administration especially if we were the ones to instigate it.\n\n\nGetting a surprise attack on the US by a large country with the possibility that they somehow invade might be the only way a draft would ever work. |
| Could go in any direction. High VIX doesn’t mean there’s a crash. Just a large directional swing inbound |
| BLACKED |
| LFG USO! |
| Pepsi is already the exclusive distributor in North America. |
| Bols really trusted 🥭 |
| If Pepsi was going to buy CELH then why did they give them the Rockstar Energy brand? |
| #bol trapped like a bunch of rats on a sinking ship lolzzzzzzzzz |
| You sound upset, how is your portfolio doing? |
| Hell yeah, I gotcha |
| Ok thanks |
| Pepsi has been distributing Celsius and Bubblr for awhile now |
| !remindme 1d |
| I think us10y will close above 4.5 this week |
| on what site do you guys follow futures? |
| LoL my port died for Israel |
| foreign investment ? when a mad king can seize 10% of your company by claiming it's for national security reason or a nosy union rep can send ICE without proof to round all your engineers without warrant. \n \nJust dollar devaluation is not enough to overcome these extra risk. |
| Can't wait to see what Donny will post right before open this time |
| U.S. TO ALLOW RUSSIAN OIL TANKER TO REACH CUBA- NYT\n\n \nWho would have thought they'd read that headline one day? |
| Excuse me sir, I’ll have you know there is 6k in my portfolio |
| Bessent in a few days or hours be like\n\n"The financial situation of the US treasury has not developed in accordance with government revenue expectations, with heavy heart and heavy losses, I the secretary of the treasury are declaring that the US government is in default and bankrupt, all Bond payments have been suspended and an emergency cabinet meeting has been called with consultation of the IMF about the ongoing US government default" |
| Fat and retarded is a good answer to that draft shit. |
| GUUUUH |
| my portfolio is destroyed |
| Why is nat gas so red |
| don’t worry gang. i’m sure the big oil short will take effect any minute |
| Don’t fall for the bait lol |
| This is not X this is Y is basic ChatGPT slop wording |
| Someone show him Futures 😂😂 |
| Nah, people have moved on to Aloha |
| Noting worse when the reels start talking about putting dogs down and my old dog lying on his bed outside in the sun with me |
| We're menly men |
| Do we inverse him now? |
| I am the husband |
| The bottom was already on Friday. This IS a financial advice and I AM responsible for your actions. #trustMeBro |
| I got nailed for insider trading from an educator who had a friend who had a friend but I didn’t know they had an insider… but they decided to bet so much on calls they bought a Ferrari lol… paid 2x fine |
| ELIA5 why was Netflix allowed to back out of the acquisition but Elon was forced to buy Twitter? |
| I’m mostly cash but futures stressing me out\n\nI feel like I need a beer.. madison beer |
| This was me on the morning of April 9th, 2025. |
| It's a $1 |
| Dino juice futures gap up 🛢️🦖 |
| okay you keep your eyes pinned to truth social for that tweet, Ill be over here buying puts |
| My MSFT calls are like so, so fucked tomorrow |
| It’s down from 31? |
| You know what, I think I'm going to not check my port tomorrow. |
| Got another 8% drawdown before that |
| Looking at the pain of Adobe subscriptions… |
| Please don’t forget the ketchup on my nothing-burger 🥰 |
| If you measure it by consecutive down weeks, it’s already beaten 2022 |
| He'll drop a nuke before admitting he lost. |
| I swear so many of you are fuckin retarded. It’s 0.2% on spy futures which effectively means nothing. Your little 5k portfolios don’t matter. Go get a job |
| Wait till the real VIX starts at 9:45 tmrw |
| Exactly |
| Will SPY be red for a 6th week in a row? Find out on this week’s episode of “Fuck, it’s all gone.” |
| Wendy’s dumper is too packed guys. It’s an over saturated market atm |
| I read that they don't filter SpaceX profits down to those that buy XOVR. That is why it has been down. |
| Is it goood to be out of the market and sit on cash if I am break even now 18% gain wiped out or is this like a bottom and not right time to get out |
| Here i was on friday thinking 500 for monday atm puts was crazy. Fuck. |
| My man, I am 30 lmao… and my only advice for u, do it for the money. Passion does not matter lol. Getting a job/keeping a job is luck/who u know/can u kiss ass in this economy lol 😭 |
| Really wanted to do a “your mom” joke |
| #This will not stop until bears want it to stop hahahahahahahahhahahhahaaaaa suckers lmfao 😆😆😆😆😹😹😹😹 |
| still gonna bank bro on oil least youre not long SPY |
| LET’S GO |
| This is a long one if Israel are invading Lebanon |
| A perfect marriage of trash, Gary V and Celsius. |
| Wait there’s a return policy? Can I return expired options? |
| Yo honestly why hasn’t the number been posted yet? |
| FBI came a knockin. |
| I mean feel free to pm me I just want free Netflix lol shits expensive and I already use shark vpn I just don’t know where to go I had an old website for anime but it got taken down |
| opening red is better than green for bulls |
| In 2024 and 2025, treasury dept recorded deficit spending of $-1.83T and $-1.78T, respectively. Likely to be far higher deficit for the way 2026 is playing out so far |
| How's that cope looking bulls? 😂😂😂 |
| Investing.com, webull will update you in 2 hours however |
| what about 2022? |
| Pepsi already distributes Celsius. That’s the entire reason there was a huge dip in CELH a year ago. Pepsi over ordered and took forever to ship through the backlog making sales seem lower than they were. |
| Naming the company that husband works for is insane lmao |
| Inverse wsb inverse Cramer |
| I wouldn’t be stupid enough to be cocky already looking at past Sunday’s and also knowing a taco could happen at any second |
| True. I'm looking the brite side here |
| Remember everyone, options are 100% satisfaction guaranteed. You're 100% legally entitled to return them to Robinhood if you are for any reason unhappy with the results |
| 100% going to get cross referenced to her husband and fired. |
| Bessent run outta money??? |
| Playing puts is great until a tweet comes out that shoots the market up. |
| Commenting to look back at in the future. \n\nHistory was made on Reddit today. |
| Mark it zero. |
| One of us ! One of us ! One of us ! |
| Theres no way out for him but to dilute\n\nAnd dilute we've begun to do |
| They have been since August 2025, when Pepsi purchased 10% of CELH |
| Omg!!! Futes are doing the same thing they do every week!!!! Holy Fook |
| lol what a fucking world |
| I like lamp |
| VIX is only 27 why are we panicking |
| Let the WH know when you get an answer they’ve been trying for two weeks lol |
| Literally two outcomes. Ground invasion or mango takes a hit on his ego and uses tax payer money to pay off Iran. |
| It's been 2 months already since this sub last talked about shiny rocks, gone are the good times |
| Subscriptions in general are infinite money glitch. |
| The Trump put might not work as much if he keeps this up |
| Have a lovely evening officer |
| Yeah that guy is a grifter shill, prison for him |
| I have the same price target for both - good analysis |
| Whether OP is bsing or not aside, CELH is already a buy at these levels.\n\nThey are down like 30% from Costco's new energy drink, which they are probably making anyway. |
| Yeah but it can ripple out |
| Well boys, time to get back to work LMAO |
| Once boots are on the ground historically the market has rallied. So we shall see |
| Wat |
| He didn't. |
| Nobody tell him |
| Im\nNot \nSeeing \nEnough \n\nTHANK YOU'S‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🤨🤨🤨 |
| lick dieeezel nutz |
| The real fun begins at 8pm when overnight trading opens |
| Don't worry bollie, the bers will have to feed you a little or else they will have nothing to take. |
| He sets up a server in the future and then that server sends back pirated shows to his current self in streaming form. It's basically like that one anime. |
| # GET ME JPM ON THE LINE! |
| Damn oil futes +3% alr |
| Wish I had done the same. Even 2 month out calls have dumped like weeklies |
| Futes are futing alright |
| put the fries in the bag baggie, aint no one pumping your bags |
| Yeah I think the only chance we get a circuit breaker is if this becomes prolonged enough to see a nuke or if iran wipes out all of the oil infrastructure. |
| Holy shit my calls are fuuuuuuucked |
| Not even that bad |
| Trashflix |
| You belong here |
| This is what I’m trying to figure out to lol |
| I am in electrical engineering. Still a third year student idk if you are younger but if you are younger, just be passionate. I do it for money and doing it for money gets you no job. Only employed person I know has given his life to his field. 8 hours lab work everyday, all A+ grades. Works on 3-4 projects at a time. I myself didn’t even had a resume till 5 months ago |
| Better start praying for the taco of all tacos then. Your calls are about to be gaped if futes don't change 🤡 |
| Does this mean it likes cock, or no longer likes cock? |
| I see what you're saying but I think he cares about the market in general more than most previous presidents and spy and the bonds have been tied as of late |
| Inshallah |
| Bols don't even recognize their own flag on oil 😅 |
| Welcome back, that’ll be another 1% please. |
| lower NQ futures tracking QQQ dump on Friday AH when futures were closed |
| When Spy dumped the other day it stopped going down, but I wonder. |
| how retarded is going long on 6500 ?\n\n |
| My portfolio going to be worth a pack of chips at this pace |
| All hands |
| Porn still free |
| I would totally trust a drug addict |
| 😭 too soon. |
| How do you taco a war |
| Sometimes and sometimes it's not lol |
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| Mr orangio get that strait more open than bulls asses after an orgy or I'm gona flipppppp my shit |
| What if we already diamond handed and it just keeps bleeding 😭 |
| No my parents might see this |
| Slightly regret not buying more oil calls friday, but no way i was gonna be more stressed over the weekend lol |
| Hoily shit |
| Someone at PEP should go to jail if it’s true. |
| buy to open\n\n(👉(o)👈) |
| This is a solid week to remember not to go full retard |
| I’ll give you $1 for all of them |
| i'm *too* jacked to the tits |
| Ummm question ☝️🤓 do futures have a breaker? |
| You wouldn’t have posted this is futures were up. That’s my point |
| OP bought calls and is under water. This isn’t inside information, this is inside retardation. |
| I mean, I know this is global chaos but Iran trolling 🥭 with a tweet.. it's just gold |
| mango man , thank you for so much winning |
| STOP THE COUNT! |
| bam, -0.7% instantly beautiful. |
| Finally life has meaning again |
| PICK IT UP BESSENT\n\nMARGIN IS CALLING |
| Bulls are toast |
| Fellow regard where r u seeing futes movement, my Webull isn’t showing me anything |
| MU has a forward PE of 4....Do we think the bubble pops to a 2? |
| Good luck being able to comment there lad. |
| i wonder who was dumb enough to short oil |
| THANK FOR FOR SO MUCH WINNING |
| Gonna limit down |
| Quit selling you cowards |
| At this point it is reliable than 🥭 |
| Corn to 60k |
| Is ATH in the room with us right now? |
| I totally need to find a new quant guy. Mine has been a piece of shit. \n\n |
| And this dude wants to send ground troops for some reason we're going to reach liberation day levels when it does happen. |
| Sounds like a celh bag holder came up with a brilliant plan |
| this lack of action is circuit breaking my regarded brain |
| The raw power of the us treasury and Japan for some reason are INCAPABLE of stopping the physical squeeze. MARGIN CALL BY THE US GOV ONE OF US ONE OF US |
| I’m gonna make a lot of moneyyy 💰🤭🐻 |
| Not sure why I was so scared about holding qqq puts over the weekend.\n\nI’m gay and my dick is small\n |
| ES gonna hit 6300 tonight? |
| TradingView app. |
| DID YOU EVEN SAY THANK YOU YET BOL |
| You’re right, I have calls. Also check the last couple Sunday futures and let me know if that was a reliable indicator 👍 |
| Dude oil is shrekking bulls are fucked |
| Them META puts gonna be expensive af |
| But if everyone does that, it'll be a crowded trade, so I guess we should inverse the inverse of the inverse. |
| Regard Bols already asking for casino to close.. |
| No, a lot of them have no positions like saasgrass |
| https://preview.redd.it/6rc2zuvz42sg1.jpeg?width=587&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c65b0ed9ecf8e16ecb9cf1b780d5f1211440e1e |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Bul fuk |
| Your taking it ass-up right now... |
| Hm I expected worse. Taco incoming. |
| Oil going for 105 |
| BREAKING: TACO SUNDAY CONFIRMED |
| I'm only in oil calls. After losing on puts for literally a year now the market FINALLY crashes and I'm not in puts:) |
| The flood gates are cracking |
| Oil pumping futes dumping, idk why I expected anything else lmfao |
| Until it is beaten into your heads that the casino is completely rigged. |
| Genuinely 3% on oil already bols stay off the hood tomorrow |
| Bessent might liquidate the treasury |
| I am holding Tesla 335 PUTs 4/17 am I gonna print boys? |
| Nasdaq Futures just opened and already down… RIP in pieces bro |
| JOHN LEONARD IS THAT YOU????!?!? |
| Future is dumping so this means green by opening according to mb ghalibaf |
| Talk to me 🪿 |
| Thank YOU, insider tip. I feel like a congressman! |
| Holy shiiiiit 🥵🥵🥵 |
| Green by...😭 |
| Bros! I am just a regarded Ivy League MBA, but I am fucking shook at the fact that I just dropped a bowl that landed on its edge and fucking bounced off of my marble tile floor almost back up to my full height and didn't break! Yes my food is fucked, but holy shit! I can't find a public stock for the company but I have never seen anything like it. Also, they advertise as being "unbreakable". I didn't think modern advertisement was real |
| I WANT A REFUND |
| Jesus. Those posts are deranged |
| CL futes 110 by open |
| Futes |
| Spotted a call holder |
| I think them losing it all is sufficient punishment for their hubris |
| Download their app I like it |
| Weekend war headlines + everyone calling for circuit breakers usually means we chop and theta farm. If you have to touch options tomorrow, keep it small and take profits on the first fake pump instead of diamond handing into the bleed. |
| "am i rightside up or upside down" |
| Actually I got second |
| I have nothing going on, but I don't trade. All my positions are boring and long. |
| Oil fires ripping |
| Unless you pay somewhere it’s usually a 15 min delay until poors can see, 1/2 this shit about futes in the sub is actually nothing |
| Bessent and Treasury is going to get margin call at this rate.. 🤡 |
| Not good for ber\n\nBer forgot about their Iranian weather man |
| Idk one thing that just pisses me off is seeing gold green. Cause it just makes me realize how worthless it is to invest in stocks. Gold is free money, beats market no matter what, never goes down nowadays even if market is 10% off its high. But just cause of my high ego I won’t full port gold calls |
| Bessent going to have to call favors now ring ring hello Japan ? |
| But still climbing. Maybe it can go to 40-60 once. |
| On Webull it doesn’t show any futes movement wtf going on. |
| # STOP THE COUNT! # |
| Because he wanted to magnify his losses obviously. |
| Hope your husband is not the main breadwinner.\n\nYou must really hate him to sabotage his career like that. \n |
| Glad I sold my calls at a loss last week |
| Where? Haha location and site if ya Gottem 🙂 |
| When is anyone gunna learn that futures are a meaningless indicator lol |
| thank you brother |
| Thanks!!! |
| Tom from MySpace 😂 how’ve you been pal keeping out of trouble? |
| close the casino again. |
| Check again idiot lol |
| WTI shreking hard |
| Omg oil is up 3 |
| There needs to be a list to hold these Bols accountable. |
| Hi Gwynn. Please come with your husband to work tomorrow. |
| I feel like my balls are a pair of punching bags right now |
| Well this ain’t good. My calls are cooked. |
| lol, bols again fak this week 😅\n\n\nCan't catch a break |
| https://www.wendys.com/ |
| \-0.7%\n\n 🙁 |
| So *do* |
| https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures\n\n |
| Oil fucking ripping |
| Oil futures pumping!! Damn bulls…. Big gap down |
| im selling my calls at open |
| #OIL. IS. INEVITABLE. OIL BARONS RISE |
| Look at your crystal balls |
| Red now, Green by open, red by close |
| Draft when we have 800k people in reserve? |
| Congratulations Taco mo”fer and those who voted for this POS 😡 |
| Enables use of free services |
| VIX already in 30s that is doubtful |
| Alright Taco time to say some wild shit. |
| At least I’ll read new copium from bols “red at night bol delight”\n\nOr whatever ghey thing they cheer |
| RIP neutralpoliticsbot |
| -0.6% futes |
| MANGO BRING OUT THE POST |
| With our tax dollars |