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I think there will be a massive rotation into goog the only fully vertically integrated AI player as people sell off META and MSFT ... i hope you are right
AAPL will have a strong quarter tomorrow backed on China sale numbers. Problem is it’s up 10% in 2 weeks. Risky to go long there
Fuck you.\n\nSincerely, \nThe guy who sold you those calls
It turns wife into BBL
Cloudflare puts or calls?
wut?
Gay ber
Bers are loudest when the options market is closed 🤣
RICHTECH ROBOTICS $RR
META crashing to lows not seen since… July?
i'm bear and i don't think it is ever safe to short, everything bullshit oops bullish\*, and market always recovers
I mean, they are 100% green. The question is: will you be amart and sell tomorrow or hold it and risk them expiring worthless.
MSFT servers working so poorly I can't even access their investor relations page.
How
Uhh, yeah, tomorrow being the last Friday of the month with big mag7 missing, pretty sure we’re gonna finish off red
Doesn't seem like you were right.
wait so META was inflating earnings by doing tax fraud? Bake him way toys
I first read that as yoloing into the dip, as in full port META before the earnings report and lose 8% of stock value. I need to improve my reading comprehension.
10x
I got in around 170 something and doubled down with LEAPS and more shares around 190.
https://preview.redd.it/62ankhq124yf1.jpeg?width=1217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ed4a771c2454f3981e52124fc2733169fa72e49
Holy shit META, talk about a dump.
They pumping nvda hard to hide the damage
All these tech companies are gonna destroy earnings what is holding qqqm back right now?
Berkshire was up 20% YTD during the most volatile period of the year; it is now underperforming the S&P500 by 12% as of today’s close. With more and more dollars funneling into high P/E AI adjacent technology stocks, I wonder what a rotation away from such investments could mean for defensive companies like Berkshire that are relatively underexposed to AI and maintain a large portfolio of physical assets
Not when you have a friend inside.
the fuck is a 3k loss lmfao. get over yourself
Looks like MSFT might recover but META puts all day tomorrow?
Please zuck say you missed earnings because you spent too much on AI 🥀
Robinhood takes from the poor and gives it to the rich.
Buy METU right?
I did as well. Good thing I only used about 5% of buying power
Should have just stayed in GOOG but i wanted to diversify cuz there's no way it rips even higher right...
Starting Dec 1, Fed is effectively increasing its net purchases of Treasuries by $40B per month.\n\nRetard bers are asleep.
What do you think will happen when xi says no deal… stooopid
damn stock gods cursed you bro
I just sold CC's like 5-8% OTM on all them. I was gonna sell everything tomorrow irregardless. The CC play just forces me to commit to it.
GOOG about to fund my retirement shit.
Anyone else balls deep in 2x leveraged Meta, METU? Fucked so hard.
Let’s goooo. I’m holding to october 2029-2034 before selling is a consideration
They pumping nvda hard to hide the damage
I appreciate your insight \nI'm gonna keep buying
Because Sundar forced everyone and his mother to use it without asking first.
It's not that the earnings was bad - it's that they announced that they'll keep spending on AI in the future and even increase that spending rate. Very similar to when they announced that they'll keep investing in metaverse stuff a few years back.
Hello I would like to speak to manager please I was promised a pump on these FUBO calls
Bols so quiet. The losses must be metamental
Live to fight another day! I tried something different right before the bell I got some GGLL leveraged 2X GOOGL Bull shares. So no expiration worries -sort of.
Nice
What dip? This is the most overextended the stock market has ever been. Wake me up when the entire index is down 20%.
dont worry, donald will save us!
FI still seems way oversold here
Yep
MSFT Green by tomorrow
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15 Brazilian dollar tax bill
I thought it was because of a one time tax charge or something.
you're just regarded. time to put money into spy like the fuckin loser you are
Nice dinner for both of us this weekend congrats!
MSFT has too many products to keep tanking, plus NVDA and AMD partnerships. \n\nMETA on the other hand is gonna wither.
Why GOOGL puts tho?
If I didn't have to pay taxes I too would have greater income.
So are we safe to short tmr? after meeting is over.
It’s just a giant circle jerk, they just know they have to keep spending to keep the stock price up.
That assumption is based on the logic that you need a return on investment. But in this market that means fuck all. You sell the dream and nothing more.
Guys the glasses has a screen now. You can look at your wife and big booty latina at the same time. Why nobody buying?
This guy prob said Google was dead when it was trading at $150 and didn’t buy any
Exited my position today, not a millionaire like you but bought in at 29 and left at 191
I got guac and this how they repay me!?
or imagine if they could !?! and no other upstart competitor can match without the same massive spent. if you want business moat, this is pretty much it.
Yeah they literally invented the concepts and architecture for all modern LLMs which these days are what 90% of the AI hype is about.
Unless XI cockblocks 🥭
META WTF
What makes META unique is that no one actually likes the company or its leadership. They're just in it because it prints money. As soon as they miss, that shit drops like a rock because of the former.
LOL government told you what to think ?
Exactly 3 years ago meta went to $90
Meta just seems tacky in general to me compared to Google
I can't bad numbers on either meta or msft...hmmm right meta had one time fed tax and the gaap is the issue to drop... 😂
!remindme 3 years
Yeah, well done. It was a no brainer.
I saw a comment on Meta reporting $1 EPS vs 6.72 EPS and thought the dude was memeing for laughs.\n\nNope, it's real.
Swapped my GOOGL calls for META 🤣 painnnn
I think it’ll recover. I bought some shares in the dip. EPS missed but it was all expected. They’re building a ton of data centers. Still beat on revenue. If they didn’t then the drop would be understandable
Google is helping me erase my past mistakes, I held out for a hero and his name is Sundar Pichai
I wanna know that too
Tried to sell out of META at $700 in AH but getting an order error message and I'm too retarded to figure it out. Drops to $680's and fuck it, too late, probably will bound back to \~$700 by open anyways.
Delist $META. How tf are you missing estimates as a big tech company in the big 25
Thanks for the tip...looks like this worked out!
WTF is going on with META's earnings? I am guessing spending kept that number way down.
It's called a buying opportunity.
Not going within 10ft of META ever again
On sale, the underlying business is still growing. If this holds through morning definitely buy
Delist $META. How tf are you missing estimates as a big tech company in the big 25
lol good one pablo escobar
Fucking cooked on meta smfh
Meta V earnings are good market overreaction on tax payment
Congrats regard, eat well tonight :))
SPY is flat.
hha good point well of course
Google is overpriced shit.
He got his, and the company is as entrenched as apple in other companies cash flows. (Ads, scams, politics, general oligarch shit)\n\nHe don't *need* to do nothing
China tarrif deal news tomorrow right
incredible gains, (reasonable) risk-taking and conviction get rewarded. are you planning to stay in goog, nvda?
Amzn er gonna roast tmrw ☠️
AI datacenter and nuclear plays is the move
Blood red tomorrow lol
IV is not real
Welp, there goes the account
When the going gets tough, the tough get goonin
MSFT keeps my dick soft 😍😍😍
some shares
It will tomorrow
NovemBEAR
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Sell the news tomorrow. Properly dump it.
Meta was the start of the drop.
Blood red tomorrow lmao
? why
Googles products are mostly free and it is still a killer, imagine that
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I actually like Google as a company and their products - Meta not so much
I just lost so much fucking money
What to do with apple now, too late to buy it's options?
META MSFT crash - AI bubble popping.
REMINDME!
Still waiting on my gld calls
666 ON HALLOWEEN
It’s an earnings beat though no?
I’m sitting here reading through MSFT earnings since I can’t work with Azure services down.
At first I thought otherwise but that was always the case. They always rolled into T Bills exceeding $35B.\n\nNow instead of rolling off some, they replace some with T Bills. It's effectively net purchasing $35B more Treasuries and adding liquidity.
Should at least be more valuable than aapl and maybe MSFT. Not sure about Nvidia tho
META missed so bad \n\nMy God
I started getting in on some calls but yeah I wish I had been in on that shit when it was $150. Talk about a missed opportunity there.
Click the link
Damn how much you got bruh
Is META on sale or cooked
apparently this was priced in news for NVDA. stock is flat
$META is literally only down due to one-time charges, free dip buying opportunity imo
Totally nothing to do with lawsuits pending that could have potentially broken up parts of the company.
People really do not like farmer's markets I guess.
Jesus Christ, imagine if all these Mags can never properly monetize all their capital expenditures?
Join the club buddy
Thanks for the dip, JPow! Then thanks for second dip. Finally, thanks for third after hours dip. I bought and sold at the respective lows and highs for each. Good day.
Thoughts and prayers for META investors
No, you will see god in 4 years.
How can they have a 15 billion tax dollar bill?
https://preview.redd.it/kaau06uf14yf1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=193442e3444771eeb59138f9b23ae343f818d132\n\ntech is a winner take all market. #1 company gets 76% lion share of the market. palantir is precisely this
Lol you wanna bet?
Meta down 7% on a one time charge seems like easy money buying here
damn I wish I bought more puts for sfm
Bought some 10/31/25 $290 calls for about $3.40 today shortly before close.\n\nWas a gamble and still not sure if will end in green or not... lol. I think decent chance this can still go to $300 - $330 before open tomorrow.\n\nAt least my shares of Google and my LEAPS should do nicely, so should come out ahead either way.
Meta I get but MSFT beat
what time is the tariff talk tomorrow?
#I just want to say thank you to myself. Thank you for being amazing and having a big pp and making bank
Tech always moves at earnings, why was CC the play?
Can't wait for the google tramp stamp
Amazon does that in a month
I bought $85 at the lowest
AI glasses LMAo 🤌
Missed EPS is a no no in this market
Yep I don’t get it . Wish I had puts now lol
My portfolio is fucked
anyways google killed with earnings 100 billion in a quarter
I just filled 50 shares AH at $685 of META, fight me. This shit will V - probably.
lmao fr 💀💀
Google is already 8% up at my timezone
🗣️
🙁 Damn I like sprouts
It's okay META, you lived a good long life, we're in good hands, we'll be okay.... you can go now :sniff:
It's called an earnings miss.
META, MSFT, and GOOG all started in ERs they are still committed to AI and still pouring money into it. Bubble ain't popping yet. When that verbage changes, the music stops
What numbers? We dont do those anymore
GOOGL casually reporting >$100B revenue for the **quarter** meanwhile some of you chucklefucks didn't buy when it was $145 a share **earlier this year**
It says -EPS 7.25 vs 1.05 if not tax charge
Buying a pair of shoes with a wheelbarrow full of bills.
How do I join the discord?
I remember when meta dropped 25% a few years ago on earnings. Plenty more room to downside with this POS stock
because you are stooopid
anyone yoloing META on this dip?
I might roll to a lower delta immediately tomorrow idk yet tho
I know some of u greedy pics rotated from nvda to google
Same exact thing happened to NFLX. One if it's best quarters beating previous records but a one time large Brazilian tax caused mass panic and it's still way off highs.
Oh yeah I member. I think the AI bet for them is more similar than different to their metaverse ideas. Shoulda woulda coulda with puts
Rare win for the putfolio today.
How bad was meta that it’s down close to 10%
META needs to do a stock split
Jim Cramer shitting on PLTR CEO after shilling for the stock for months lol.
https://x.com/mrp/status/1983007447439864124
(https://x.com/mrp/status/1983007447439864124)
You new?
Well you forgot the wildcard- Mr. Orange might tweet something about Gyna and this shit is +2% at open.
So META got that one time tax like Netflix?
Doesn’t look it lol
becuz I bought calls that's why. order is now restored in my universe
Imagine trading SPY or QQQ
RIP SFM got GAPED…\n\nwhat happened
Whole day had me sick i ain't playing tomorrow ✌️
Only APPLE will be the winner of this Quarter.
You show me a paystub I quit my job right now and come work for you
define crash
Remember when Zucc was trying to get boomers with 3 homes they bought in the 50s for 4k and a handshake to buy fake homes when they could barely remember their Facebook passwords.\n\nMeanwhile the people who actually understood that even fake homes can pump in value will likely never even own a real home. Lmao.\n\nNow he just sells your info and fake A.I cloud computing shit, oh and social media where you can watch your nana and peepaw post minions.\n\nMeta to the fucking ground, useless website only used by boomers and retards with fake friends in India.
I sold my MAGS today, converted it into a strangle to derisk, and parked on TLT with some defensive puts. Thankfully they kicked in, so I may wait to see how the market reprices, and DCA in for a new dividend base. \n\nI also sold my last IAU call at a small profit when I saw it wouldn't hold up.\n\nI expect silver to test for a new bottom tomorrow. Once it stops, I plan to write some 41-strike CSPs expiring Friday to harvest more theta.
Nope get fuked for now...they will continue this until moral improves. Tell me the numbers again were they bad?
Zuck and his obsession of spending money every time he sees something new
So 10% layoffs coming?
Powell literally said we’re not in a bubble and this ber thinks we’re in a bubble
Will be green by open
Why do I feel that some kind of negative NVDA news will be coming up soon
Thank you
I'll buy on 100% margin if it dips to $650!
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The weakest of red days. See you tomorrow at 690 open sadly
Mag 7 now mag 5
Meta down for no goddamn reason
thank god
When it rises that much is it manipulation by billionaire bulls? Jesus
The stock is tanking. I told you to sell CVNA. Who the hell is selling cars with all these tarrifs and taxes. I’m surprised they made any money…lol.
I would sell before 11am to be safe \n\nPick some up later if it keeps riding
Im so scared for my 685 puts
Good luck, six figure bets are wild…
What a day boys, hope everyone made some money
Zuck paying NBA salaries for AI talent and should've reserved it for share buybacks lmao
No shit
Fcking meta ass wtf ??
Buy meta
“No thanks I prefer companies that avoid taxes and give money to me” - the market
One time $15B non cash tax charge which means EPS would have been $7.25. So would have been a clear Beat
META -8.8%, yeah, yikes
Was meta report that bad ?
For 6 months...
Google I fkn love you, but why didn’t I full port instead of only holding two calls
Yup poor trading strategy for me
"The big bottom-line miss stems from Meta setting aside cash for future income taxes, which forced it to book a one-time, non-cash $15.9 billion tax charge this quarter. Without that one-off hit, Meta said diluted earnings per share would have been $7.25."
Yep I hope so cos don’t get the drop
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Meta and MSFT really fkd spy
How long out did you go?
Uh ! Same universe ?
But why
Yeah, tbh I didn't want to risk getting hit by a major drop in IV. I made that mistake with Nvidia last time, where even though they beat they didn't beat hard enough so everything dropped.\nSo, sadly, I only made a 100% profit
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I’m generally bullish but damn Chyna going to finish everyone off😂
Alphabet CEO Sundar Pichai: \n\n"Our first party models, like Gemini, now process 7 billion tokens per minute, via direct API use by our customers."
openAI deal any minute now, right 🤡
Well shit my orders didn’t place, time to put it on black instead
Balls deep
Well I touched tmdx and eBay so 🫠
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Lmao let them ride? \n\nHomie ur shit is Iv crushed
Sheesh insider traders bout to make hella money buying heavily discounted puts after a week of pump.
Anyone alive in here?
Meta put holders eating good
Sundar Pichai is my father
AI bubble starting. AI spend for Meta doesn’t generate anything. It only makes AI emojis on Facebook chat
MSFT Guidance: 100 Trillion Dollar Deal with Open AI
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Wait wait wait I have an idea for you robinhoodtards like myself. Simply go to the daily price jumps list every day and do puts on the biggest price jump stock. What goes up must come down right?
CVNA is obviously cooking the books and Azure has been down all day
I dont think that was a good thing
Multi trillion $ companies moving like penny stocks
every call and put I did today turned green, MM's dont have shit on me
fml. $650 coming soon. buckle up.
Delist $META
bol only hope for tomorrow is mango
Goog is my biggest holdings but don’t worry my penis is still thin so I didn’t win everything
Catching the falling knife i see
100 effin billion in a quarter. Whoa.
Yep don’t get that . Guess it’s cos I decided to buy calls .
I feel like that. I’m over Instagram and Facebook. Only Reddit now
Zuck needs to stop farming in Hawaii and get back to work
# "ma we got chicken or what? ma!"
Congratulations to all weekly call holders, what were you thinking 😢
First time buying calls - are my Meta calls going to print tomorrow? Don’t understand why my estimated revenue is at -98% 🤔
Gemini > All. Imagine using Grok like a basement dweller
Not a problem...
How tf do you miss on earnings as a big tech company in the big 25?
it’s so joever
I hope you enjoy your life king
damn getting judged for my burrito bowl choices. Am I the uggo!
that was cuz of his another retarded idea known as metaverse. As soon he stopped pushing that shit, stock came roaring back cuz their core business just prints free money.
Got my knife catching gloves on for $META
Live a little damn
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Oh they’re going to butcher amazon and Apple tomorrow lol
earnings are slightly net negative for the market
Yes. What outcome of the talk is not priced in already by this point? Don't forget QQQ literally pumped more than 5% in 3 days.
honestly meta looking tempting af rn
GOOGL IS BULLISH FOR RDDT BABY
Good feeling!
Will hold because I sold calls.
I DID!!!!! HUGE HIT
Got CMCSA and KMB calls good luck to me 🫡
Yea you’re losing money buddy. Everyone here is saying calls lmao
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SFM got GAPED \n\nwhat happened???
I bought 10k of spy calls right before close, you wouldn't believe how hard I am right now with today's earnings
Bout to full port this Meta dip. Just gonna come back as always
Im a buyer of meta, free money
Ooof 🥀
Now I am glad I didnt buy tech calls although I really thought that Meta, Msft will print after earnings
Meta was not the play🤣🫣
Tale as old as time. Wait for META to become oversold and then sit in calls until it slowly crawls back. Now is not the time though.
what a weird freaking year. This is one of the worst years my company has had in 20 years, work is scarce. But my long port besides the april scare has been so great that if it did this every year i wouldn't have to worry about working ever. maybe finding health insurance, but oh well.
8 love how the infallible all knowing market will pump stocks on day 0 then dump them on day 1 with no real data driving it.\n\n\nInfallible hand of the capricious vibe market.
Earnings were too good, so people had to sell
That drop is lethal . Like they were waiting to jump out
I posted the screenshot in the daily chat a couple days ago about not having a good feeling about that JP Morgan says bullish on AMZN and META news blip on Robinhood. META is now down a lot just 2 days later right after earnings.
Chipotle !!
my biggest position is meta and i sold googl before earnings, cant even sell because cant trade afterhours, cant wait to wake up to -5k
US China trade deal goes through, government reopens, SPY to the moon
Just remember, you haven't lost any money on your calls, until the market opens in the morning. There are 3 gap fills, you decide which one you sell at.
does no one understand that META actually did well?\n\nITS CALLED TAXES
CVNA deserves to get killed at any price above $0.
I’m playing cloudflare and I really like Amazon long term but w meta and Microsoft shitting the bed, so idk. I may just wait till after earnings to play Amazon
MSFT did pretty good, but analyst expect perfection at this point
I hope you bought META puts!
META looks oversold, earnings report looks decent. Big miss on EPS from spending on shitty AI glasses, but revenue beat and they still print money.
GOOG 27% beat on EPS while increasing capex once again, unbeatable combo
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Evaporated 45% of my port today 🔥😂
get zucked bulls
we got the tariffs talk tomorrow i just don’t know what time lol
Blood in the streets
MSFT should not be reacting like this
ouch bro
I was asked the numbers is msft looked positive why the drop? Who the fuk knows 😂
Meta drop is glitch in algos
I keep selling near atm GOOG puts and it keeps climbing. GOOG doesn't want me 🙁
And its gonna probably happen too.
My portfolio being 100% Google keeps proving everyone wrong.
Played META, GOOG & MSFT in shares. CC's on all. Legit just a giant wash 🤦‍♂️
Did I miss something and gains and losses no longer net out within a calendar year (and beyond for more sophisticated claims)?
If there is a money amount worth dying for it sure as hell isn't $30,000
We are drilling so fucking hard tomorrow
MSFT beat expectations and CVNA has record third quarter. WHy are they getting killed?
Kinda feels like investors are saying "okay, it's over for META their time has come and gone".
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Not a chance boi
Well looks like long dated calls on meta \n\nStill upset about micro softy
down 50k on meta shares what the actual FUCK
Who bought Meta puts? F ing someone is getting a Lambo
I hope one of these tech companies finally admits that ai is bullshit and will never return the revenues promised so they can save their ass first and watch the other tech companies collapse lmfao
Nah. Msft should be up right now, their numbers were insane.
META is gonna drag everyone down, ugh bye bye bull market
It's over. No way anything that happens tomorrow (already priced in) can lead the market to another ATH.
Top confirmed. I've been on the right side of every trade this week... we are out of balance!
https://preview.redd.it/3dbbbjxw04yf1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0b4d4749d3992696bd2ce3d321a58293b46478c\n\nnot too shabby
Any chance it pumps to 689 by Friday
Welp didn't foresee the $16b one time tax charge. RIP
You belong here
Reminder that pre AI META hit a bottom of 93 dollars you think maybe 750 was a little too high in retrospect
Explain
Not that much though. They’re gonna recover in no time
Right there with you, very similar situation
yeah…
Whoa after this rigged drop no one will be bullish again ..this shit will continue blood red tomorrow and recession kicks in hard with dem snap people robbing in the streets....bad 😞
Everything is green until I touch it
I had to put on my AI glasses to get a description of what is happening on my screen rn
AI bubble popping. Meta gonna crash earnings bye bye
That sucks man, I’ve been there too, lost out on 100s of thousands in gains. Don’t beat yourself up over it. Just gotta move on sadly
Yes, it will pull one of them
39% azure growth alone should do this. i think its down cuz the whisper was 4$ EPS, and they only did 3.7$ (so above estimate of 3.6$), but below the higher end of estimates. I think this will be fine (famous last words?)
/NQ futures bout to get crushed
If it stays down I'll kick myself for not adding to my puts
META is rudderless when it comes to AI and no one seems to want to accept that fact. Well, they may now....
I don’t have any calls on meta but I think it’s oversold
guhhhhhhhh
It's not healthy to hold it in this long SPY
Should have known when a friend posted explaining why he's leaving Meta for a better company. He's a core engineer too.
MSFT needs to be saved by guidance during that call.
might not get assigned
I will buy options on $Pltr $gld $msft. \n\nAdvice for options?
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DON’T EVER DOUBT BIG G
51 billion compared to 49 billion ?
https://preview.redd.it/1jn5vg9u04yf1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88ca89ac3db70ef2fa603fc40f56637a91ada616\n\n12 months down, 48 to go
If it was priced in off earnings thats fine a week ago but it jumped up to the 50’s with the open AI deal now it’s just absolutely demolished, typical bs stock market taking its money.
Google showing the world that it’s probably a one man race when it comes to winning the AI wars the mag 7 are fighting right against each other now
He’s a loser and always has been.
EPS
META rigged lol
You will never get gains if you don't exist bro. Gotta keep trying. Also you locked in profit which is actually great.
My GOOG 300 calls exp 11/7, sell at open or let em ride?
Thanks, 15bn is crazy after all those bribes.
How about you post the actual EPS too
always another trade bro. Don't feel too bad. Market is designed to shake you out of your convictions. Next time stick with your gut.
I was thinking potential v yeah
Lost money early this year on MSFT calls before it flew after the bleed to sub 400. Then lost money on shares for lululemon. Now meta
yes
The drop keeps going on Meta
Now GM laying off, though small compared to UPS and Amazon.\n\n\nThey are going to have to cook the fuck out of the unemployment data if they want to keep this fraud shit going for another 6 months.
zuck is cooked
Geez META still droppin
When will I be free from these humongous bags
That's.. sub-optimal, tho you did book some gains $14K is nice
RDDT calls anyone else?
Meta was fuked the moment zuck fuked up the live shitty glasses presentation
Google going to cover my Meta L and then some. GOD BLESS GOOGLE
Yeah I mean we’re in a bullish market. Every dip will be bought up. Hopefully Meta dip too. Im down so much alr😭
Side note, anyone see that crazy shooting star on GLD?
ONE BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL TANKS META
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but but but it was just a one time tax charge
Microsoft posts positive earnings and is down 3% holy shit this market is regarded
Yo it’s actually down thank god get this pos out the market so we can pump tech more
Sympathy for Facebook
META 800 by open
I used to like watching soccer, now its the lowest quality sport. You can tell all the players are ❄️ addicts
Was SPY 700 a meme?
jesus fucking christ META STOP
Vegas is FUBAR. CZR yesterday had awful earnings, MGM today had awful earnings.
I’m wondering the same thing brodie
Paper handed my Goog 200 Jan calls a couple months ago rip
Facebook going bankrupt??
Revenue up 26% yoy…
Really with this fake drop.  They are fuking criminals i tell y'all
Following. Hopefully it gets filled with people saying how shitty the stock is and how broke you’ll go, that typically means a 100% run up.\n\nI think it’ll crush earnings and drop. $META looks like a decent earnings and just tanked 7% because algos reacting on their EPS miss because of large capex. Wouldn’t play earnings tomorrow because it really is a lotto ticket and can go either way even if the ER is stellar. If I were playing I’d go puts, and I have over 150k in $RDDT shares.\n\n40b market cap is still a decent buy for 3-5 years
We’re fucked
Great point
Who got zuck’d
Xi and Trump will get the deal done and we’re going full retard to 692 tomorrow
I agree!
Well these 7 GOOG 11/7 280C should do pretty well tomorrow...
my fuckin' dumb ass lmao
Like $165. Moved on to bigger and better things like UNH and CNC lmao I’m my own worst enemy sometimes
Zuckerberg just fucked America
GOOGL so far the lone wolf of the Mag7 to move higher after earnings. TSLA, MSFT, META all missed and got rekt. AMZN and AAPL tomorrow. Odds are not in their favor. NVDA won't be treated nicely when they say "Well companies wrote us promise letters" but didn't actually fund anything.
Yeah, the abbreviated word "Adj." is doing a lot of work in that headline. To the point that I might call it misleading
META CSPs tomorrow if you’re not poor
how?? lol
I remember thinking several months ago when I bought my Jan leaps that GOOG may see $250 by end of year, but not in my wildest dreams did I think it may actually see $300. Thank you Sundar, you magnificent beast of a CEO (even though I doubt you for so long)
Lol Meta bols
4/4 dayuum Lambo time!
pls help will my google 295 call for 5/12 print?
earnings call saving MSFT?
There is only one reason why Meta is down: their cap-ex estimates for next year are massively over estimate.
google on this
He did WHAT
More likely a Meta
😂😂
Goal is sell once up 30% and repeat with different stock.
Might still have time to buy puts on AMZN
who the fuck hates zuckerberg this much
This is why I don’t play earnings anymore
Nothing but losses for me this year. Done with this lol
Anyone want to lmk why MSFT tanked? They beat all expectations
Good job bro!
I bet MSFT comes back with forward guidance on the call. Usually what happens with them.
I agree I went big on them in April.
Guys get in on Cambium, starlink integration announced, it mooned today and is continuing on after hours
300 would be sweet
wtf meta sucks balls???
It's not that im getting good at this i just had calls. There were also easy put opportunities all week if you're fast
Wtf did zuck buy with these 15b smh
?
Why META make toilet?
!remindme 17 hours
Seems like algos/investors might be worried about continued AI CapEx spend. Meta has been spending billions of dollars on AI talent and it appears to have taken out its margins this quarter from it
'railed' -- back to the price it was on Friday.
Damnit, got to wait till tomorrow 😞
don’t trust them ffs \n\nthey recommended meta
Js got raped by Meta lmao
Watch regarded Wall Street analysts come out and re-rate Google to 400 tomorrow.
why would zucc do such a thing
Meta says no.
Update time?
Lfg GOOG 🙏😭🚀🚀🚀
Chipotle needs AI powered tacos at this point
Meta finally on sale
Yup. Especially when an entity like JP Morgan is saying to buy calls
J pow gave us a bigger dip than this lol
https://preview.redd.it/ofg2vg8k04yf1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21b868ecf90f6450dadda8978450b0221f003318\n\nu sure?
Pretty sure that's what spooked the algos, not the one time non-cash deferred tax charge. This is Metaverse deja vu
This scam inverse shit got me too… had 5000 shares and it did RS 20:1
congrats for being 0/3 lmfao
when did you buy? going up from 150 to 230 is still pretty good
In the video he says 'we'll hit $4.5b billion this year and $10b in a few years'. He's not allowed to say that unless the company publicly states it. If he said something like 'we're guiding for $4.5 billion....' (which they've said in their previous earnings calls) that would have been fine. Basically someone could make a investment decision based on this vid then sue them if it doesn't pan out, so they have to release a 8K saying he wasn't allowed to say that and the company doesn't confirm his words.
I mean zuck did say he would risk misspending a couple of hundred billion
You feeling the berg in your ASST now?
Wow, good thing I went with Goog and not Meta when making a choice.
Google is going to win the ai race probably
Me too was up 5k was so confident earnings would be great . Sucks . We learn
Told who what? When?
Fuck you Zuck!
Sick numbers from Google\n\nGoogle: time for some layoffs
💀💀
Will CVNA stay down? This is a fucking Christmas miracle! Yes Clifford you can rawdog that POS !
Bulls will be chasing the dragon of 690 forever
As a reward, they'll be sure to let more people go!
Msft
boy you crazy! looking for that life changing money
At various points this year I had Google 12/19 170c, 12/19 180c, and 01/2027 200c for Google. I had at least 10 contracts at each of those strikes. Throughout different points in the year, I sold all of those contracts. I made a total of 14k. I loved Google the company, and always thought it was the best llm on the planet and was trading at a P/E ratio in the teens. However, anyone who has owned Google, will tell you how shitty it traded for the longest so I was quick to book gains. I genuinely am getting such a strong urge to kill myself right now, because if I just held all those contracts, off an investment of about 55-65k, I would've been net 300k+ profit right now. It was right there and I had google off the lows when they dumped to 150 off the DOJ investigation. Just so fucking bummed about the entire thing.
Buy and never sell
It'll probably go uppies on surprise iphone 17 sales and a new ai app that will reach through the screen to give you a handy.
Not uncommon. Sell the news. Hedge funds need to pay.
Is Amazon going to pull a GOOG or META tomorrow?
As one of the losers in the WSB brand of sports gambling level yolo portfolios, naturally I hope you get your face eaten off by a swarm of rabid birds and varmint mammals. If I held 3 things I would be sitting on $100-200k instead of broke and nursing my life's total defeat with heavy intoxication by my late 20s
Too expensive for me
Oh wow I wasn't watching meta tbh\nIt got fucking Charliekirked
Did Zuck not suck mango?
Ad revenue is so strong.
they must be new. anyone that's played earnings before knows what you're saying - do not celebrate too early
Meta will be fine guys
Call agent Altman. We need a Meta deal
KING GOOG
Why is it down
MSFT will be up 2-3%. Give it an hour or two.
Generational call opportunity on meta
Chipotle is dead.   All the hot chicks go to CAVA
Not if the volatility moves against you. Options are giving you much more than the 2x leverage though so the gains and losses will be higher. And you pay a heavy premium for that potential, much more than the 1% fund fees on an leveraged ETF.
what channel is mago vs Xi tonight?
**GOOG:** Look guys, I'm 300\n\n**AAPL:** Hold my beer
Lotta farmers' kids blissfully unaware that their dads are going blow them away if Xi doesn't buy enough soy tomorrow.
My calls are printing, god bless GOOGL
Ooooh $META, FUCK ME GOOD
Thus far, GOOG is the only one I wish I held onto...
Let’s go $GOOGL
idk I'm just saying shit
So do the opposite?
Google always was and has been the most obvious play since the antitrust ruling
Regret selling CC's on Goog lmao. Sold 290c's that expire friday. At least they're all covered. Picked up the shares yesterday. Profit is a profit, but dang.
Seriously someone check on Meta/Matt bols.
Tesla's real mission is to destroy all haters!!!
Market is overreacting to meta despite their in reality double beat, overall situation massive for my NBIS shares as AI spending is increasing.
Meta tax charge is a nothing burger, stock will recover in 2 weeks.
Googl gonna fly more at open tomorrow 🚀Good night fellow playas
I don’t wanna play with META anymore
The remaining bullz are beyond regarded
GOOGL is now a flight to safety, welcome META and MSFT share holders.\n\nWe accept all with open arms except ber.
GOOG - Brrr (for now)
what idiot keeps convincing me to double down on gold???\n\nits me 🙁
GOOG was sub $150 earlier this year and YOU didn't buy. 🫵🤡
meta tho, COOKED
Why he dont buy Tik tok and close fb
wow META doing worse than my SPY Calls
you can always spend a little of your profit and collar yourself with protective puts against a potential large drop from earnings
I hate that this will prob be true
https://preview.redd.it/lts1jgab04yf1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a04a9d8da83e109f70131e44be67992c1df5dd8\n\nnope just a 5-10Y hold and do absolutely nothing else. Simple
If ur saying META is only down on that tax charge you need to go read the ER and stop regurgitating what you read here
thoughts on MSTR?
How is amazon gonna play out tomorrow? Not sure if I should cash out my leaps for a nice profit and buy back after or just hold
Legit question. How many stocks do people hold? Do you sell once they go up like 20%? According different sectors, or whatever is trending?\n\nGive me simple answers, eg: 10 yes different \n\nI ain’t got time to read an essay
Great googly moogly!
Bag 7
crash canceled
https://preview.redd.it/jmptehvb04yf1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ba3e4868e2981982aa61ac322b7a268b579c2e7\n\nTold you guys
I guess META lost the AI race.
Betting Dad's money on the military industrial complex while DJT is in office. \n\nOP truly born on third base and cheering like he hit a home run
AMZN is next
Because meta and msft dumped
Meta come on I know msft is bad but I expect better from you
Goog 420
my GOOGL 310 CCs are in danger?
unh gonna keep dipn oh boy
fuck $ 50 drop that is nuts so another $ 10 drop tomorrow so $ 60 drop in one day that is manipulation by some billionaire bears
I can see Nvidia at 10 trillion and Tesla at 20 billion within 10 years.
fk off
Google should be over $300 with those numbers.
Orange man about to buy me a Ferrari or put me on the streets in the next 6 hours. Less goooooi
offset by META and MSFT
#Wow, I guess we can cuck the Zuck
Damn bro, Meta dropping faster than your mom's granny panties sigh
so... calls?
Everything I heard today was bearish but now I understand how bad news is good. Today a permabull was made.
META dumped because EPS was so far below due to high AI spend without commensurate increased revenue.
The market isn’t out to get you. In fact, it doesn’t give a single fuck about your position or its size.
ALPHABET 3Q REV. $102.35B, EST. $99.85B\n\n*ALPHABET 3Q GOOGLE AD REV. $74.18B, EST. $72.46B\n\n*ALPHABET 3Q EPS $2.87, EST. $2.26\n\n*ALPHABET 3Q GOOGLE CLOUD REV. $15.16B, EST. $14.75B\n\n*ALPHABET 3Q GOOGLE SEARCH & OTHER REV. $56.57B, EST. $54.99B\n\n*ALPHABET 3Q GOOGLE SERVICES REV. $87.05B, EST. $84.67B\n\n*GOOGLE CLOUD ENDING QUARTER WITH $155B IN BACKLOG\n\n*ALPHABET 3Q CAPEX $23.95B, EST. $22.38B\n\n*GOOGL SEES FY CAPEX $91B TO $93B, SAW ABOUT $85B, EST. $84.04B\n\n*martyparty on x*
Well thankfully my GOOG an NVDA gains outweigh my META losses LMAO
why is msft dropping? EPS beat is super
Zucc sure does like to burn money. Even when he was doing the whole metaverse thing
I tried going after RBLX when the sclep thing first came out and it went horribly. I agree with all your points, however this is a Wall Street darling like Carvana and will crash at some time, just not today or next week.
GOOG 369
Holy shit google
I still don't u ndersatnd how NVDA is worth 1.67 Googles. Google is still undervalued, should probably be the most valuable company in the world
My god UNH why?
All you needed was for one of the three to be up for the Nasdaq to hang in there. Opens flat to slightly higher tomorrow
Thoughts on Amazon, coin, Reddit, cloudflare?
Zuck just cucked you. Imagine
🙏
How was it good???😂
Thanks cmg for ripping me a new asshole
damn i got in awhile ago because of the decline should have sold my put back then
Bulls in shambles over metasoft
You don’t know? QQQ is 99% nVida.
Is it crazy to wish for Google 320 tmrw
We still throwing eggs and tping Wall Street tomorrow night???
No, I held, glad I did at the moment... we'll see if the pop holds in the AM
I bought 1 $290 calls for november 7th at the dip cause im dead broke. Someone pinch me
Meta only missed because of an income tax provision. Otherwise pretty solid numbers
Durial about to come for those calls
Did zuck die
https://preview.redd.it/be57nnd404yf1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2471e7119c59af01b91d484762dd09f53ed152ed\n\nOnly had a few hundred k after many decades of saving and living frugally lol
Note to self\n\nTake the 100% fucking gains moron
Who is rushing to buy Meta seeing that Capex number holy fuck man. Hey guys we’re gonna spend $100B next year. Not sure what the output is, but give us money.
Whoa after this rigged drop no one will be bullish again ..this shit will continue blood red tomorrow and recession kicks in hard with dem snap people robbing in the streets....bad 😞
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU DOING AND GOOGLE SOMETHING
Me too. I doubled down on 191, that was the second best decision of my life.
What an insane dayy
META Jan 26 calls should be ok right guys? right?
AMZN panic sell off
A reminder that MU was priced in by earnings, dropped after, somehow went up another 40 bucks the following few weeks
Has the retard said anything super retarded yet or is he still fucking around eating Hibachi and jerking himself off by saying ASIAN LADYBOYS LOVE ME
<Morgan Freeman emoji>
GOOGLE HAHAH
hate money
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cool story bro
fuck bill gates
Oh good my MSFT calls will theta my GOOG calls 🥴
Same bro sold at like $230 thinking I already made good money in it. Would have over $300k now if I didn’t sell. Calls on rope
#Damn Meta got skullfucked
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You care what it's worth when they jack you on your annual property tax.
Earnings beat by a ton
Google runs the entire internet and yall been bearish on em smh.
$299
wait really shitttt
zuck is a retard and their consumers are 65 year olds who believe AI slop is real
https://preview.redd.it/qigqs2o304yf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c4f37ac66b869239eaad05a59277f7ab73a4290
Not all though.. Meta didnt beat expected earnings or something...
There's a red SPY in the base?
Who is eating tacos wtf red now
Fade all the way to +1%
META bols 🤡👈🤣
today marks my first day losing on an earnings play. MSFT I can never touch you again.
https://preview.redd.it/dusdx5q204yf1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35af9769b86ea6f5648ce7aef87d692fb7162dd8\n\nwhy?
Google going to 300 tommorow easily, market will move funds from NVIDIA to the powehouse
There’s over 10k volume for 700 puts crazy those boutta print
Hahaha this sub would evaporate in one earnings season
Satya Nadella with a bulging vein on the forehead shitting a brick rn b4 earnings call
MicroSOFT peen, fuckers
Got 10 SPY 700 calls for cheap price\n\nExpiry next Friday\n\nHolding my anus really tight on this
that what everyone was saying about NFLX
I love the smell of roasted bulls in the morning
But Cramer told me to Buy only nvidia????
They also spent a lot this quarter if I’m not mistaken? On AI and whatnot
Zuck got fucked
it attaches itself to whatever is falling, meta falling so rddt falls, googl pumping but it doesnt matter to rddt because rddt is retarded and somehow rddt cares that meta missed their eps because they are spending a shit ton of money on AI even though rddt doesnt spend much on AI development
wsb confused by meta dump. let me explain it to u.\n\nwsb check earnings numbers. mm checks wsb.\n\nif u guys got calls, mm domp it. if puts, pomp it. the earnings have literally no impact.
Lol puts tomorrow it is
GOOGL up 10% didn't even seem to register on the QQQ needle
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What’s that 16 billion tax about for Meta
fking MSFT failed me
Why did I not buy Goog at 160.
We must be looking at different charts
Zuck doesn't know how to make products, he only knows how to buy existing ones.\n\nFacebook goggles, rofl fail\n\nMetaverse, lmao fail\n\nMeta AI, lololol another mega waste of money \n\nJust buy something already successful Zuck. Like you did with Instagram and WhatsApp. That's all you know how to do. Idiot.
Red:wave1:selling gld 370c expiring Friday $500 ea
of course someone in the illuminati would say that
need help with MSTR, i went long x5 and I dont know what to do
Coin flip honestly
Everyone is waiting for Mango to come out and say him and XI are dating.
Man why didn't my CMG puts fill. Oh yea....I'm a cheap bum.
Gotta just inverse wsb
like literally how did MSFT get railed
730am est
Whoa after this rigged drop no one will be bullish again ..this shit will continue blood red tomorrow and recession kicks in hard with dem snap people robbing in the streets....bad 😞
Msft why man, u did so well
They missed EPS due to a one time expenditure.
Red:wave1:selling gld 370c expiring Friday $500 ea
no way can MSFT be priced in, it’s never been just “priced in”
https://preview.redd.it/mq0m1cuyz3yf1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cd4fb83aa2b0d0c0d88d147a0c2ab1d3e0f97a5\n\nThx more for the archives
I was joking about GOOGL never seeing below 250 again, and looks like it will be true
Yes fully agreed
Die Scamvana
i think it will run tomorrow this was an insane performance across the entire business and even including the baked in 3.5bn fine... it is also quite resistant to an AI crash unlike other comanies due to having all their AI stuff in-house so will see some capital flows from people trying to derisk from Pure AI plays
I did it too. I just cashed it in too early. Many such cases
Yup. Now they have ai automating cat meme generation
Netflix is a hell of a lot more overvalued than Meta is
I need to stop playing earnings bro i should just buy voo like a loser
Pelosi sold so probably dump. Never go against the godmother of all traders
Thoughts on GOOG come morning?
The former. Girls are temporary, market is eternal ☝️🤓
I mean, he's fundamentally correct. Rate cuts disproportionately benefit the ultra wealthy.
Still undervalued
It turns out you can cuck the Zuck
Earnings
My regard as sold early
intelligent cloud miss
YouTube had a revenue of almost $55 billion in 2024 \nHulu’s was 13 billion in 2024…. \nYouTube’s not scared of shit
Who killed Meta you fukkers?
ServiceNow exceeds guidance across all Q3 growth and profitability metrics, raises guidance, and announces a 5 for 1 stock split. Now hopefully the stock reacts how it should 🧐
At least I’m not a 1L who can’t spell
So they could sell it
if goog and msft are indicating higher capex for 26' like meta is then AI datacenter trade is going to be hot
Azure bugged
Thanks for the signal. Check out leu. Small float. Critical infrastructure. Lots of upcoming catalysts.
AH looking clean
Already priced in
AH volume crazy
meta is being manipulated no doubt
CVNA at 318 haha. nice job man. 🙂
Meta and Microsoft tank for why??
Thanks man. I've already pulled several hundred thousand out of the stock to rebalance, this is what's left\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/gmbwel8zz3yf1.png?width=2092&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2208500365bf3e5c29169f41c55c3e923e55f56
FUCK MSFT
Nope AMZN calls 🚀Been on a roll this week 🍀
GOOG 310 @ open???
Ok so ad beats everywhere. Meta fking the market with their $16 billion tax ffs. But they beat every single metric. So we good for tomorrow’s RDDT er.
Does Amazon stand a chance?
AVGO might follow META tomorrow 🩸🤔
I said that. Then they proceeded to climb another 2000%. So yeah. Honestly I would take the guaranteed win.
The worst part of trading is the what ifs. Dont let it bother you too much. Everyone could be a billionaire in hindsight. There will always be a bull market or money to be made in a bear market.
LFG!!!!!
They got heavy hit due to one time tax charge from the big beatiful Bill of captain orange
I’m going to buy a milkshake
-10%
GOOG finally shining again
they did the same for vertiv i don’t trust them anymore
Priced the fuck in
How did all Mag7 beat earnings yet it’s falling
great job
Imagine being ber with these earnings
I just need Donny to legalize weed or take a chainsaw to environmental regulations to finally break even. Not much to ask for either will do fine
For anyone wonder Why this Huge META EPS miss:\n\nEPS miss was due to this one-time $15.9 billion expense: "We expect a significant reduction in our U.S. federal cash tax payments for the remainder of 2025 and future years due to the implementation of the One Big Beautiful Bill Act. However, the implementation also led to the recognition of a valuation allowance against our U.S. federal deferred tax assets, reflecting the impact of the U.S. Corporate Alternative Minimum Tax. As a result, the third quarter 2025 provision for income taxes includes a one-time, non-cash income tax charge of $15.93 billion."
Yeah that's the only thing ticking me off, I lost track of time and thought earnings was 2 weeks away. 3 more trading days who knows some wack news will drop it a couple bucks so I can buy back at break even and then sell slightly otm for earnings.
Just like NFLX right?
Lol ez Google earnings.\n\nIt’s not good enough to screenshot so i aint selling.
when do we get the option to parlay earnings
I’m with you. Leveraged ETF version METU. 2x fucked
I gotta stop playing fed days. I always lose 😭
ehh at least you probably make some profit
Fair
Meta what happened?
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All 3 of the major tech stocks beating yet 2 of them down sizably is why I stay the fuck away from earnings. Feel more confident that I’ll win at roulette
I made money today
AMZN and AAPL will save us tomorrow
I’m gay probably
Sundar is a gangsta
Ok Shakespeare
CVNA 📉☺️
It went up last time.
thoughts the same but not on a 26% beat
Alright it’s my birthday tomorrow.. who has got a play for the birthday boy
Always will. I’ve eaten there 3 times in my life and have gotten food poisoning twice.
Remyyyyy\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rtyzjj2rz3yf1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d07dbd7ab5629546e6d1b34f8e797b07806ac29
My qqq calls holding onto dear life
google calls was so free excited for a nice steak dinner this weekend
Bro I deadass don't know why
Looks like you made a lot of good decisions in your life
What’s worse: watching your contracts get cooked after-hours or realizing she wanted you but missed the signs years later?
They beat analyst estimates. Not the same thing, clearly
Capex up ~35% YoY with net inc down like 15B aka investors are tired of spending obscene amounts on AI with no ROI
GOOG supremacy
Golly!
Agreed
If Zuck confirms he’s a Reptilian later, will META recover?
Up 10% AH not bad
What’s the AAPL play tomorrow??
Whoa
Was looking at january 300C for GOOG, wondering if it would reach by then. Was not expecting it today lol.
riced in
“We would have had great earning except for one little trick” do all these white cunts think we believe them ?
There was a whale that bet $4M on Meta calls. 10/31 expiry lmaooo RIP
They had a one time expense. Otherwise they beat it.
So many lightsaber candles today
Still seems like digital advertising is strong with good quarters from Meta and Google. TTD could be a solid entry here even tho their revenues and margins aren’t as strong as the other 2 giants.
I got cucked. 15k calls on the line, now they off the line. Damn!
It’s riced in
because we got AMZN 😎
Chipotle should take a position in OpenAI. That’ll fix everything
Goog even by open to bone all options
Yea im coping. Need some absurd guidance
Probably will go back up to new ATH by EOY
Puts on CVNA would have been sweet. I guess it was finally time. Maybe it just keeps on dropping from here though. I mean, what does it take?
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Do you have a loose wire? You lose your money and your wife is loose. Do you see the difference between lose and loose you regard??
wow sqqq flat, but only because of GOOG
i was having a very calm day until this
MSFT beat why did it go the wrong direction
So my google calls are now officially in the money. Still have 2 months before expiration. What yall think? No way it can continue to go up right? (already up 51% this year)!\nI’ll roll, but I’ll wait closer to expiration. Damn, even as a google bull, I was not expecting this type of year.
Holy overreaction on meta, looks a miss because of the tax payment? Get outta here and buy that dip, basically 2 beats for the price it was 2 earnings ago
Might wanna check CVNA again after their earnings released.
I paid $32 for a large 3 topping pizza last night…and the delivery was free
ALPHABET 3Q REV. $102.35B, EST. $99.85B\n\n*ALPHABET 3Q GOOGLE AD REV. $74.18B, EST. $72.46B\n\n*ALPHABET 3Q EPS $2.87, EST. $2.26\n\n*ALPHABET 3Q GOOGLE CLOUD REV. $15.16B, EST. $14.75B\n\n*ALPHABET 3Q GOOGLE SEARCH & OTHER REV. $56.57B, EST. $54.99B\n\n*ALPHABET 3Q GOOGLE SERVICES REV. $87.05B, EST. $84.67B\n\n*GOOGLE CLOUD ENDING QUARTER WITH $155B IN BACKLOG\n\n*ALPHABET 3Q CAPEX $23.95B, EST. $22.38B\n\n*GOOGL SEES FY CAPEX $91B TO $93B, SAW ABOUT $85B, EST. $84.04B\n\n*martyparty on x*
Time to make another round trip!
Meta is crumbling. Maybe feta is more suitable?
UNH had better than expected earnings and it still tanked.\n\nThis market is regarded and rigged and a kid called me a bad word today 😔
Fuk MSFT, AZURE OUTAGE
OH GOD I'M GOOGLING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
Lmao JP Morgan was telling ppl to buy meta calls
Meta missed bad, MSFT beat so idk
Buying googl at 159 was top 10 best decisions of my life
CVNA going down..
Why pay 40x when you can pay 30x for a competitor with effectively the same growth rate but we haven’t seen their guide yet
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CMG mooning lol
rather concerning that u retards are upvoting a guy who thinks the fed funds rate is "a special lending discount tailored exclusively for the richest people in the nation"\n\nrivals the retard this morning trying to tell me citadel is a bank\n\nputs on your IQs
Bro you bet against the burrito?
Meta beat earning why should I not go for calls tmr?
theta definitely won't eat away at it, as IV will spike lol
Let’s be real this can barely afford a few years of lambo maintenance let alone a lambo
AMZN puts
If you're feeling yucky about your META and MSFT calls, just remember that at least you're not a goldtard.
Other reports have eps at over 7 usd though?
I mean I hear that, but the volume doesn't line up at all, even for AH like the next candles are 500k volume. Something is up, feels like a flush before something is said on the call
Except, they did?
When a mag 7 does a fiserv 🤌🤌
Meta says fy26 capex gonna grow a lot for AI spend. Bullish for AMD and nvidia
META is fuckin cooked, god awful print.
Thank god my META position is a micro peen compared to my GOOGL position
#GOOG EPS at 0.54/share higher than estimated GAH DAMN THATS HUGE
google stillllll undervalued btw
Ah yes, the deal where China commits to buying soybean and delaying export restrictions and in exchange Trump doesn't impose the 100% tariffs that he already went back on and said were unsustainable one day after theatening them. \n\nSurely China is dumb enough to give us something for nothing. Trump is a deal master after all.
Okay I really hope MSFT META turn it around. Fuckkk
Long term capital gains on most when i choose to sell
think ill sell my NVDA just in case.
All their subprime buddies are toast. They need to fall way harder
How soon people forget when Meta dumped 26% in one day back in Feb 2022
Well they missed EPS bad lol
You and BYND can be part of the bag holder community lmfao.
I ask the same thing
The tax man ghostfucked me via Meta getting a >15B one time charge? WTF is that from?
Zuck the cuck
will GOOG actually hold on to its gains, or will it do what it always does after huge beats (selling off over the next few days)? Find out in tomorrow's episode of TacoBalls Z
The only Chipotle number that isn’t down is the stock price itself.
I found the clip [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g\_rg\_fJ6boA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_rg_fJ6boA)\n\nwild he called basically QE addiction up to even now from so far back in time
META fucked me
how much did u make of it? anyway happy for u
meta dumping makes no sense earnings are good
Well shit. I should have held.\nBeing rich isn't in my future.\nFucking held meta instead
You still lose if you don’t beat investor hopes/expectations
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GOOG was too easy a play. So naturally I sat it out.
Not as cooked as my 700c
Fuck Meta for ever trying to propose the Metaverse
Last earnings MSFT basically gave it all back too in the same day
What’re we opening at tomorrow
Can't quite tell why Msft is down to be honest
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They had their turn
God bless PUBG. Forgot to buy Meta call cause I was playing game and saved my ass lmao
i have like a 5% success rate on earnings plays
Was going to play earnings through SPY, good thing options trade at least 15 minutes after closing bell, sold my calls for a modest $400 profit
I highly doubt that. They are extremely well positioned for AI. Even just infrastructure and TPUs alone. They have over 100 billion in Google Cloud backlog. Probably more now.
Meta cucking the market
Calls on poots
meta is so trash..
Meta miss is due to a deferred tax payment being done in lump sum this quarter, they actually beat significantly without that being taken into account\n\nVery easy dip buy here
can we fucking smite quantum now please
Sir, we say "Guh" around here.
Thanks for the META dip. It’s just one time tax payment.\n If it stays low tomorrow I am going to load tons of leaps
GaRuNtEeD
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Learning from the best, you little capitalist
It’ll open up at 700 once emperor 🥭 posts a msg tonight
how were CVNA ER
Who's the Palintard now 😅
Last second 1DTE puts. LFG!
No worries brother, there's opportunities every day, whether market is up or down you can take either direction. AI should expand economy bigly though so don't think you've missed the bull run
im buying the shit out of meta
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hmmm... must be close to a buy zone!
I went with positions in born MSFT & Google, so fuck me I guess.
Meta is crumbling. Maybe feta is more suitable?
I’m grateful for the high salaries Meta is paying because it brings up the average salary and I like charts.
You’re responding to my post… lol
Why’d msft die???
and now everyone who sold meta and msft will buy nvda
# Meta's profit hit by $16 billion one-time tax charge
Just need them to start talking about their subprime issues now.
Azure is down and won't be up for several hours minimum. Worst day for it to happen lol
I hate earnings because if it goes down it recovers immediately but if it does great profit taking occurs
Try and get in nokia leaps at a decent price
intelligent cloud miss
Meta is due for a sell off after earnings they’ve pumped like what the last 4-5 earnings something like that?
Actually im cooked
To noones surprise
welp time to sell tech and buy $deck
Anyone bearish on Google in the AI era truly belongs here
oh wow. whats going on MSFT
This happens, this day in age, often, because the market prices in expectations that exceed the expectations of analysts
Not buying that meta dip lol
One time tax payment apparently
after hours = crazy volatility
On Monday I rolled my PLTR eow $185c covered call to 197.5 for next week. So glad I did but I forgot about earnings. Hoping for theta to eat away at it so I can buy it back before eod Monday earnings.
Cope
CMG up 3% for meeting expectations. I’m fucking done.
yea and? beating the expectations justify -3% drop?
So last earnings Microsoft and Meta went up like 7%, what changed this time?
Meta Platforms reported quarterly earnings of $7.25 per share which beat the analyst consensus estimate of $6.68 by 8.45 percent. This is a 20.23 percent increase over earnings of $6.03 per share from the same period last year. The company reported quarterly sales of $51.242 billion which beat the analyst consensus estimate of $49.388 billion by 3.75 percent. This is a 26.25 percent increase over sales of $40.589 billion the same period last year. "Why is it Down?" MM's
Market crash is worse than divorce , you loose half your money and your wife is still around you
Same shit dragged nflx down over 10% unfortunately
Haha your calls cooked, son?
Uponly
# Meta's profit hit by $16 billion one-time tax charge
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One time tax charge of $15.9 B? So would they of beat EPS without that? And who charged that tax charge?
Okay I didn't read that part. How do you read EPS? How can it be 1, est 6 when overall earnings were on par (nominal beat)?
took a one time tax hit like netflix
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Its almost like offering $500mill for top AI talent and dumping a shit load of money to catch up in AI was not the move
Inverse WSB has a pretty good success rate.
I sold before jpow spoke, bought the dip with 50% port on GOOG and AVGO\n\n😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️
MSFT good ER but huge drop?
dipped out at 286, missed out on several thousands
I know I will never be ultra wealthy because it just doesn’t make sense to me. If someone gave my $5 mil right now then every dollar I earn after that can go to other people who need it more. I cannot wrap my head around the type of human who would have unlimited money and then work extra hard to make sure they rig everything in their favor to get even more. It just doesn’t compute.
Sold my calls earlier today. You're welcome, boys.
Meta will say AI in earnings call and it's back baby
I know a blackjack table hates to see me coming
yea looks like it to me
Can anyone add color on META miss?
Hoping for some SOFi dilution. Rates coming down, Noto is looking at that ATH right now
Thank fk I didn't do some bullshit MSFT bullish call spread. Down 3% now.
Zuck is REEEEEEE'ing somewhere
Google was a dogshit stock last year now look at it unbelievable
I don't need JPow to tell me that
Meta 1,05 eps vs 6,72 est💀💀💀
my boner is now dovish
That's the end of AI sigh
Nothing is gonna save the stock from that big a miss
I got next week I ain’t tripping
Soemthing doesn't make sense with META....that 5% 1min drop candle was only 90k volume
oh this trap by bears with microsoft and meta they both will rise crazy again
How so? Everyone beat earnings targets
Cloud revenue growth is still growing for MSFT. This might get bought up. I’ll look to enter at open of the price stays depressed
buy da dip?
twatter
sold my spy calls right after close very happy
Azure crashed, so the email server at work did too. The cat ladies have nothing to do now and are making a big show out of it. Little do they know I was on my phone all day making money off STX 😎
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Also, heads up if you own TSLA. If Canada ends up dropping EV tariffs, Canada might see BYD come to North America. I think this happens either Thursday or Friday in South Korea.
same one has voting rights
I just finished
Damn didn’t know those Brazilian asses on IG were costing meta so much money. You’re a saint, Zuck 🙏
I'm going to be retiring early thanks to GOOGL
Moral of the story: Buy NVDA
But Bears told me chatgpt was taking all the search away. This was my easiest buy ever.
Time to reboot the metaverse
Goog the devil up 6.66 lol
Are my SPY $688 Calls cooked for tmr 🙁
Shapeshifting
Wow
Because Microsoft investors expect 100% eps. They always smash earnings
Wow, did META just blow a months worth of gains in 2 seconds? Fuck....
Premiums were sooooo dang expensive tho
Holy GOOGL
The gamble we take 😞 hopefully GOOG can shrek past 295
Seems kinda insider knowledge to me ???
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