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| Wait out the froth |
| Agreed. Waiting to see oil spike tonight. That will take the 10 yr up. Sell at 931 |
| Orange man needs to finally pump orange money |
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| I got one before they paused the buy button. It's at $500 pre-market in the ss. I got the ss, I got it on my pc, and I can upload it later. With ALL of the hype, DFV, ppl buying billboards, saying I like the stock, etc. To say we were robbed that day (r*ped) is an understatment. |
| 😍 no u 🤗 |
| And ofc i bought into $MSFT |
| Open the fuckin casino you crazy autists |
| i hate that i relate to all of this |
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| !banbet USO 90 2w |
| Tried to touch grass but my lawn mower broke so…I’m here, let’s go futes! |
| I think it’s the opposite way around.\n\nYou have people like Curtis who get to 30mil then realize they don’t have to keep going anymore, and you have people like actual billionaires that have a level of greed beyond any reasonable means.\n\nCurtis could have been a billionaire, but Curtis doesn’t have the level of greed actual billionaires do. The greed billionaires have leads them to act differently than regular rich people do when they get their money. |
| How do you define real?\n\nIf real is what you can taste, touch, hear, see, or feel, than real is just electrical impulses interpreted by your brain |
| What happen |
| AAAAH ITS FUCKING OVER |
| I put $83k in it. $67k at $401 in my Roth and another $17k at $416 in my brokerage |
| Thoughts on HPE earnings? Blowout quarter? |
| I need it to pump to the heavens! Down 22% on ASTX catching a falling knife after the explosion |
| Tomorrow might be the biggest green day in history, just because |
| lol you do not understand this stock. buy signal's in. |
| What time of day do you guys buy for longer term contracts |
| \* oil |
| Fonseca man built different |
| Good riddance to bad rubbish |
| NO! Hold until -100.00% |
| Watch the market vintjnue its Jupiter quest |
| It always until it doesn’t |
| Latinas vs Slavic baddies |
| Axios: Iran has agreed to finance all of Space X expeditions through 2029 funded by revenue from the Strait of Hormuz. SPY +12% |
| Nice, now dump it all into $spce |
| Why is this in poetic verse? |
| Buy long dated put debit spreads if you’re actually bearish |
| Im doing leverage |
| Space stocks: $ASTS, $FLY, $RKLB and of course $SPCE |
| Oh\n\nMy\n\nGod |
| Youre the real futes <3 |
| Where tf do you see this |
| Every time I refresh the futes chart and TruthSocial feed it’s like lighting an empty crack pipe and hoping for a hit |
| Imagine going all in a 0dte with your entire portfolio |
| The fed has been easing inflation. Not sure about the new Chair. |
| holy fuck, this is it. sell everything at open and rotate into US10Y |
| Imo I think they will go up some percentage but soon after market will probably dump |
| 👀 |
| Calls on CANNONS |
| Yeah, if he took $10m and lived off of it for 20 years, and invested the rest of the $20m in SPY, (what does OP think, he just kept it in cash or blew through it all in a year). That $20m he never touched is worth $118m today. So I’m sure he’s fine. Not the richest person in the world but he earned 20 extra years of living instead of working , and he has way more money than the initial $30m payout today (letting his money make more money). Probably has more than $100m tucked away conservatively while living a $1m a year lifestyle with $10m up front. |
| it's bullish but these valuations are nuts |
| parrot? |
| this is trumps #1 stock holding. |
| Are futes futing? Asking for myself |
| Priced in |
| FUTES GREEN\n\nLMFAO BERS 🤌🤌🤌\n |
| Regard is as regard does |
| Not anymore |
| Yes |
| SPCE SpaceX is only $6.12 right now! |
| The spce one is smart but the qqq you to be in and out because that shit has regard strength |
| PINS |
| New paperclip problem unlocked. |
| What's a solid strike price for LEAPS? \n\nCurrently own shares of RKLB as a long term buy and hold, a 1/21/28 $35c on LUNR that I bought when it was OTM, and shares in NASA that I'm anticipating riding up through the SpaceX IPO and then selling to reassess where I want to put that money. FLY is one ticker I'm considering for that. |
| yessir |
| Holy shit. You need to just reverse your picks |
| my 401k has always been 2/3rds S&P and 1/3rd Nasdaq. Idk why I don't full send everything into the nasdaq it will always beat US500 and Dow |
| not enough for it to be this high. just my 2 cents |
| The Japanese economy will collapse tonight, I have placed a massive long |
| Tonight |
| Clown world |
| This is why I could never be a billionaire. I would 100% have done the same, stopped working and coasted for the rest of my life |
| it's in the game challenge everything |
| Bro, just buy anything with space in the name |
| anyone doing HP, GitLab calls this week |
| $JACK ME OFF. Shorts getting greedy |
| Why |
| Charlie Munger has apparently recommended SPCE from beyond the grave. That’s how convinced he is. Good enough for me |
| Wow snek burned me on a true story |
| Yeap I’m in |
| I’m still impressed that mark zuckerberg said no to $1b offer from Yahoo to buy Facebook and he was only 22 years old. |
| Always the biggest retards asking these simple questions, buddy send me $3490 and then you’ll have your $10 |
| Yes |
| Smells like ber in here, calls it is |
| 🥭 wagering the entire world economy that religious zealots are going to open the strait based on a MOU after killing the leader’s family |
| Trump and dump. |
| This is the exactly the DD I'm here for. |
| Well, then he said it again live yesterday. |
| All I want to know is, when does The Great SPCE Rollercoaster start back up? |
| spce(x) pre-ipo shares and chill |
| unfortunately |
| The issue with Bitcoin is the energy requirement to validate transaction on the blockchain. Proof-of-work is a garbage method. \n\n\nWith energy becoming expensive (oil, LNG, electricity), it’s truly a shitty asset |
| Please don’t. I retire next year. |
| Fuc |
| If you bought more now, it'd bring your cost basis down \n\nMay make profit over the next few weeks |
| I was naive |
| FREE LUIGI\n\nINCARCERATE ALTMAN |
| Circuit breakers on Kopsi |
| There is a difference between pirating and someone using your technology to commit genocide. It’s binary, it’s a spectrum. |
| futes already back to regular scheduled green |
| Please do 😁 i bought last week need 300% run 😁 |
| But.. but.. muh decentralized financial autonomy?! |
| Probably as a prescriptive measure to OPs lust for gay corn |
| lol |
| Ya even if I knew I could have 70B in 20 years I would still just take the 30M now and just enjoy my life. |
| Fuc a mods girl |
| Yes |
| It was delicious. |
| Did they actually get banned? |
| Feels like an AI bubble 🫧… what do I know though |
| So busy chasing “cheese” you don’t even know you’re in a maze |
| Yall kill me with this bol and ber shit you can make money of calls and puts lmao |
| Futes about to go red like malbec |
| Hate him but he is worth billions what is a milly in a tech stock to him? |
| That’s just a drink out there |
| I also choose this guy's wife |
| Even if you bought OPEN at $2.50 after it 5x’d, you’d still have doubled your money if you held til now where it’s sitting at $5\n\nI still have texts from my friend talking about $OPEN at $2 and we both pussied out since it ran up too much… yet it’d still run up to $10\n\n$SPCE has the space sector premium that none of those have so it will stay elevated\n\nIgnore the doubt. $ASTS had haters from $2 - $50 yet look at it now |
| The dump at open will be historical ✍️ |
| 55 gallon oil drum might be too small? |
| Calls it is |
| I'm up 45%, started investing 3 months ago. This shit is so easy it's insane |
| Warren Buffet is a descendant of Edward Doty. |
| Mine as well throw up AMD after it hit that price too lol |
| Many such cases |
| Real |
| Sure\nUsername: Lisan Al-Gaib\nPassword: SpiceX\nMusk |
| Dell and MU short |
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| Crash on |
| 8pm is the real futes 😎 |
| Bruh you been paying any attention at all to this fuggin huge capex? MU prints money. |
| Never was |
| u/sl3azebag getting banned = recession indicator |
| Mars? You know what that means! SPACE! |
| Everyone here so focused on momentum they didn't realize MSFT at and below 420 was free money |
| Jesus dude |
| it’s different this time |
| I will be buying SpaceX stocks on day 1 and then dumping on your retirement and pension funds after it pumps. Don’t hate the player, hate the game |
| tf did you do |
| The world as we know ended ten years ago when the protagonist, Harambe, perished.\n\nThe system has been glitching ever since. |
| We are not allowed to be red |
| She’s a 10 but she’s not quantum resistant. |
| What did you do |
| These data points aren't enough. You also need to look at profits. Warmart's profits, 22B, Anthropic profits. 0. |
| Should we be buying SPXC for the same reason as SPCE |
| Reporting for duty, sir |
| Only problem is you didn’t buy Dell. |
| Futes flatter than your Asian fish head wife's tiddies |
| I think it goes back to 3$ |
| Now go for 7 months |
| Flat future means pump tomorrow |
| Hows life |
| This definitely happened. |
| Futes flat. Lmao. Theta day confirmed |
| Simple math: 3.5+6.5= 10 |
| Not easy to click the button and confirm a loss at that amount, to stop the bleeding. \n\nAnd yeah, done with options, or at the least, risking only about $5k next time. |
| Exactly how i feel! Main character syndrome. I pulled all my money out last November and I'm honestly dying to get back in the game. But I know as soon as I do...... crash |
| Up 45% and started investing 3 months ago, this stuff is so easy |
| Out of the blue |
| Wow you are wrong on literally everything. Amazing, you even made up some bullshit about antisemitism that wasn’t there, I’m Jewish you antisemetic piece of shit 🙂 |
| Sadly there aren't any lmfao. The easiest play would be puts on memory immediately after a strike. |
| I’m finally back from my 7 week Reddit ban. |
| Not buying was crazy |
| The masculine urge to jump in front of a train (gold futes) |
| It’ll cost you |
| Fair, I might do that and hope the CEO doesn’t dump shares Monday night |
| We will fucking find out tomorrow. I will post . |
| Ber fuc (bul in anoos) |
| RDDT about to go on a silly run. |
| 401K retirement funds will provide exit liquidity to elmu’s SPCX Trillionaire status \nIndex funds are breaking their own rule for SPCX |
| Crwd calls |
| If it exceeds 127, then at least 150 by this week |
| They'll bring the moon down here! |
| I’d say for Dell a 9billion dollar contract with the pentagon is bullish and MU’s expected profit for the year being more than Tesla’s entire revenue would justify the moves 🤷🏻 |
| It’s all going to slow down or tumble once data center development slows down then the real question of whether AI will make money. \n\nThis is all funded by consumers (us) target by the Mag 7 (i.e ad revenue and other services). The capex money has always been trickled down the chain, this is just on a different scale. AI is the future whether we like it or not. It may not make a ton of cash from an individual consumer level but implementation in other industries is where the advantage will be (healthcare, robotics, research, govt contracts, autonomous systems, etc). I think the supposed power of Claude mythos sort of aludes to thah. |
| Cool, great rationale. I am sure you'll make money, just hold it a week. |
| In what context did she mention it? |
| He get banned? |
| Another satisfied client, enjoy your success my friend! I just like to help people work with the best possible tools to achieve their financial goals 🙏 🤞 |
| Yes, the problem is I wasnt aware of any of this, why isnt someone saying something before its too late |
| Dude my phone is blowing up, thanks asshole. This is worse than my pot dealing days.\n\nI'm trying to watch The Lost Boys. |
| We print zillions of dollars and then the stocks go up and everyone is confused? There are so many positive feedback loops that make it go up more. |
| The peace deal is always hours away and \n\nThe breaking point is always weeks away |
| “Waitress” |
| Really don't think ppl quite understand the problem with corruption. |
| Futes look like a pullback rn, not shorting here |
| Nope my area has decent service, but I’ll be away. It sucks that your town doesn’t have service though |
| The problem is I didnt buy any dell |
| totally agreed. I compared NOW with MSFT when it was 380. NOW is the one who won’t be replaced by AI 100% |
| # ASTS GANG Members checking in |
| Oh oh bul |
| no |
| Bro pulled out at -40%. You let that shit hit the ground. |
| $KGC gold miners sitting at like 11 PE while ai cloud (sounds fake) is at like 4000PE, this shi has me tripping |
| uh oh retarded doomer alert! |
| I found this diamond in the rough called MSFT might become big one day. |
| Downy detergent container should work |
| OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO |
| Just found out a huge discount on the SpaceX IPO. Elmo hates this one trick. |
| Exactly, PJ travel is a huge luxury |
| Yes and there was absolutely no guarantee it was going to 70B |
| I don’t feel bad for him because he coulda bought back anytime |
| The math ain't mathing! |
| It’s 1dte legs go |
| Do not short AMD |
| You are actually 🥂 |
| They do that shi every weekend to cope |
| 8pm...\n\nThe gates of Hades open |
| PDT rule drops off this week \n\nThank God |
| I guess I must’ve forgotten, marriage and porn are the same thing now? |
| Tardpost |
| Hood is implementing new rule on June 4 as soon as it kicks in… |
| ES looks red to me still, which one are you checking |
| AMD puts and MSFT calls will print on Monday |
| regards calling SPCE a P n D. \n\nbitch this whole stock market is a P n D. you think Dell or MU or any other blue chip stocks had any fundamentals behind these pumps |
| We will see. Oil opens higher I’m printing |
| Holy shit, finally a post with perfect timing. Friday testing $44 lower resistance, probably resume up trend this week? I'm going in bigly |
| Japan shorts oil \nUS buys yen \nUS sends SPR draws to Japan\n\n\^ this is propping up the economy. When this breaks in 4-6 weeks, it’s so fkin Joever |
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| DELL the new darling |
| Had me in the first half |
| The point he is making is that there are things you couldn’t even dream of having because you don’t have the opportunity, so they are not things you “want.” But given the opportunity, there could be a lot of things you would enjoy having. Homes all over the world, a PJ on standby for you 24/7, a yacht, niche luxury purchases like art, jewelry, and other collectibles, just to name a few. Not everyone will want all of those things, but given the opportunity, I think most people would like some of them. |
| no, especially if its not a ponzi. while i welcome people to short this stock for my own bags, they will get wiped out eventually. |
| That's a bad comparison, the 720s is barely even a supercar look at the special edition Bugatti and Pagani cars instead |
| Please |
| That literally has nothing to do with anything 😂 bro you don't understand shit do you? |
| No they can’t by law, intel will always have a more cutting edge node especially in the states |
| all I can say is... rip u/sl3azebag. He was a great dude. |
| This is a no brainer. Right call in the moment. But bet he kinda wishes he sold half and chilled on the 15 million. |
| Sell $25 million, keep $5 million worth just in case. Or adjust a bit more either direction and still be very well off in your 30s |
| Bers don't realize that China is divorcing oil |
| do yourself a favour and stop doomscrolling futures\n\nnothing matters until an hour before open |
| Futes flat? One tweet sends this shit up to mars rn |
| why not already +2%? THIS IS A FUCKING RECESSION |
| In February, 🥭 purchased over $1 million in Dell stock.\n\nJust weeks ago, 🥭 told everyone to “go out and buy a Dell.” Its stock price is up over 60% since then.\n\nNow, Dell has been awarded a $9.7 BILLION Pentagon contract. \n\nSee the problem here? |
| I got a drink at a rooftop bar in LA and the Romanian waitress mentioned anal sex three times before i placed my order. Believe it or not... calls |
| imagine it's already listed, and the recession already started |
| Do you live in my town |
| There will be dips, dip dip idk |
| Biggest one. When i use one too small it falls out when I cum |
| Private jet travel is the single biggest quality of life upgrade. $10 million gets you business class, but you share the plane with the peasants. |
| Thanks all for the comments and suggestions! \nI have learnt two things so far: \n1. Semi bulls are super strong and bullish \n2. Shorting is extremely hard. This SOXS move is not smart and will likely be swiped out by raged bulls… I will seriously consider to close it sometime next week and put the money somewhere else. |
| It was tiny red at futes open. Bears already celebrated. |
| Don’t understand the question. More on Monday ofc. |
| Then poots it is |
| Bols don’t realise that when China returns to the oil market the price will rip to $120+\n\nTick tock |
| I have bad news for you… The 50-year Petrodollar agreement quietly expired in June 2024 and most of the peripheral agreements tying the dollar to oil have or are eroding\n\nGood news, we are actively engaged in conflicts that will likely end in new agreements to have something similar again |
| Spy and oil fighting lmao |
| … until the OpenAI IPO |
| How are Data centers in space gonna get repaired or maintained?\n\nIt's a Elon idea that don't make sense other than send junk to space |
| This! SPC is such a foolish way to invest |
| The usual |
| Im earth virgin |
| How can i turn 3.5k into 10 tomorrow |
| Internet WITH brick indeed |
| Goddamn |
| All just one big casino that's gonna go tits up any day now. Calls. |
| I'm not |
| What about AI replacing the Adobe imaging tools? |
| You're being correctly downvote for being wrong. It sounds like you don't even know what artifacts are if you're quoting benchmarks. I'm not talking base LLM interpretation execution and accuracy which they all do well at this point. Please educate yourself here Openai and Gemini are literally deaparately trying to catch up to Claude on that front.\n\nI guess I shouldn't be surprised given your username. Christ that's insulting to Jewish people; the irony of being that tone deaf (the call everyone a nazi person) while spending most of your day judging other people. Exhausting. |
| Yes |
| not me though |
| You just know that the SpaceX IPO will cause a bloody recession |
| some of you guys are so fucking retarded it's actually alarming |
| “This guy AP Econ’s.” |
| ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ |
| RIP bear market. It was active only in futures for 15 minutes |
| What size buttplug should I use tonight? |
| turn back to your oil shorts. you were right the first time. |
| Red futes? Axios fix that please🤬 |
| Rotate from everything into MSFT, this is financial advice |
| Nigi oil wtff |
| crystal ball from temu |
| We have to use what our employers give us, and at this point Claude is the clear winner. Everyone I talk to is using Claude Code now. Even the boomer ass manufacturing company I use to work for a long time ago uses it now. |
| Wait I don’t get it futures mostly look green? |
| Agree. |
| Okay but seriously why should SPCE be 5 dollars a share when SPCX is worth 1.5T? I think the fair value for both has to be somewhere closer to each other |
| cme launching single stock futures this summer |
| huge shrek at open |
| I will not have service |
| Jesus your hands aren’t even paper. They’re maxi pads |
| I just do short term trading, it Al ready has take profit 1 hit and stop at 0x0. Now we wait and see 🥸 |
| Just cause knockers ain't real don't mean you can't play! 👊🏾 |
| Its real, just realy manipulating lately, well in more public fashion because no one cares up top |
| **FREAK THE FUK OUT SPACE VIRGINS!** |
| Why oil is above 90? Aren’t things were lifted? |
| Oil pls |
| Barak Ravid was seconds away from thinking he needed to report a leak. |
| Ya mums crac |
| Why no mention SPCE? |
| Bro you know the US government is pumping the markets and they just barerly started? in 2020 once they started it lasted almost 2 years, you'd need to buy minimum 3 year leap. |
| Have you thought about being a man and going UCO? |
| were are u all seeing these futures? |
| Peak WSB strategy: zero DD, max degeneracy, somehow prints. \n\nThat “don’t listen to anything I have to say” is the first actual responsible financial advice I’ve seen on this sub 😂 |
| futes down .000000000000000000000001% |
| Diminishing marginal returns. A super yacht is 100x the cost of a mclaren 720s. I’d be happy with the latter and would probably be miserable/not know what to do with the former even after getting $70B. That’s the point. Those things are meaningless to the people who aren’t in the market for them. I get your point too but i think this is what the comment is getting at. |
| Semis aren’t gonna dip for a couple years tbh. Like dip dip |
| Fuck |
| Well, if it isn’t recession/depression, then inflation will smoke the economy. There’s no way out |
| Thank you for your honesty. We were all assuming you'd lie. \n\nMods. Lock this post. We got the answer we all desperately needed. |
| Ok so bers will win the trading day ahead, but what price do you put on dignity? |
| You spelled “my feelings” wrong |
| Oil is forbidden from crossing 90 |
| I would sell the nat gas short, since may it has an uptrend |
| What’s a ticker I can buy now that has a similar name? |
| /s |
| All in on bromide futures |
| I assume you will still visit the bathroom a few times on Tuesday, do your moves then. |
| The bar is literally "not a supervillain, probably" for some reason. |
| Wrap it up bears, back to green |
| HPE earnings tomorrow AH got a few shares see what happens |
| No deal bitch |
| Oil oiling |
| Anthropic is beginning to push out a self hosted sandbox. If I were betting on any of them to succeed it would be whoever wins the battle for on prem AI. Datacenters just aren't viable for this level of compute and the fucking electrical grid isn't viable for the near term growth. But you could sell a subscription plan that people would pay out the ass for and not have to fuck with all of that infrastructure as a company.\n\nI am currently running Gemma on my workstation and it runs just fine. Planning to toss the self hosted Claude model on as well for comparison. \n\nAll of that being said, OP thinking they are a moral company is crazy. Just because you're the most polished turd doesn't mean you aren't still just another piece of shit. |
| here just give me your acct log in details and your moms maiden name, ill make sure its profitable |
| FUTES RIPPIN |
| Morals don’t pay the bills |
| It was awesome |
| yk whats funny? DJT, even though he probably wont get us a better deal / will only land miniscule improvements, will come out with some crazy announcement and a flashy presentation of it this week, and oil will crash 30% --> SPR fills back up |
| Please YOLO kind sir. But give me a heads up before you do. |
| I still think money printing can save the day if the strait opened now - but that’s a gut feel only. The natural complement to oil is gold |
| Thanks for the donation. 🚀 |
| Middle class vacations to mars is the new Vail |
| When in doubt, ride it out. |
| “FUTES BLOOD RED!!!!!”\n\nFutes: -0.01% |
| Well we had our 15mins of fun |
| How much is the monthly subscription to your YOLO indicator? |
| I IPO flipped this back on robinhood and made a pretty handsome profit. imagine actually buying the stock normally |
| USOIL back up to $90 |
| Stonks? |
| Thats fine, I just thought the original poster was actually saying something credible |
| Since when do integrity and honesty translate to a high value for shareholders? If anything it likely means they’re less willing to be sociopathic cutthroats in the name of generating maximum profits.\n\nGood on them for taking something resembling the moral high ground, though.\n\nPic related. Guy is a snake, and his Christian followers give him piles of cash. \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/tk5g45jqrj4h1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c228ff65a1bd79d2931229a476ff8284cdd35a5 |
| I've managed to profitably swing this one twice. Bought back in Friday at 45. I love this stock. |
| Thing is about public companies as the shareholders always demand more growth. If no growth, they change the CEO to someone who will compromise on these points to make more money. It is inevitable. \n\nSo if you want to benefit the most. Buy the stock. |
| Tomorrow semi red software green |
| I pretty much yolo'd everything on Friday and can't wait for Monday 🫠 |
| Not exactly... |
| Worried about getting rugged again |
| This pump is going to be so succulent \n\n\nMarket is going to roll over and dump back in the low 700s or gamma squeeze up to 800 \n\n\n\nDeal or No deal?!!?! |
| FUCK! I just realized that I will physically be unable to touch the market the entirety of Tuesday and possibly end of market day Monday. What do I do with my spice girls calls? Genuinely though, do I full sell Monday night, let it ride Tuesday, or does it depend on Monday? Any thoughts? |
| 👆 |
| ❤️ |
| It’s so over Bul. Not even ATH. Ber too strong |
| Im too deep in the red on oil to not avg down lmfao |
| Feels like an apocalypse |
| Do you know how offensive it is to us to have to see a gay porn thumbnail while trying to find my whore humiliantion gangbang with 10 hour repeat bukkake special? Think of the smooth brains for once |
| I want to memorize the curse old boy places on Robert Pattinson in The Lighthouse before I die. \n\nThen I want to use it on YOU 🫵 |
| So ATHs tomorrow again 😶🌫️ |
| Don't worry bears. Pride month is coming, about the only thing you'll be able to celebrate |
| Cope cope cope |
| Biggest regrets not listening to the random comment saying to buy dell |
| Sitting on cash is all fun and games until hyperinflation hits |
| Nah recession is guaranteed. Damage to infrastructure is too much. Minesweeping the strait alone takes months |
| Tf r yall talking abou its flat. Y tf r yall saying its drilling |
| People say the same about blockbuster but the truth is the Netflix blockbuster almost bought isn’t the same as what it is today, even if they bought it, would have probably killed it with bureaucracy |
| all aboard the hellevator |
| To the moon |
| futes being flat dont mean shit and you know it tomorrow is gonna be crayzee\n\n |
| Iranian President: I’m fucking useless so I quit\n\nIRGC: Yeah bro that is what we’ve been saying forever\n\nUSA: We have no clue who is in charge\n\nWell now you do dipshits |
| Yep. Front month is now August, which is after the SPR buffer is projected to be gone. So basically there is no guarantee the US will be as generous in a scenario where oil is still scarce |
| You can’t scare me bers.\n\nI’ve lived through bear markets longer than your mom’s penis. |
| You can throw hella fun parties tho. You could go travelling in luxury year round. |
| literally -.07% lol, bers r fuk |
| That’s not a good product. It doesn’t offer anything useful. |
| I have an oil long and nat gas short 🥸 |
| not even wiped. murdered LUL |
| BLOOD FLAT 🩸💉 |
| Thats ok more for us to scoop up |
| Iran should label one of their ships OIL TO 200 |
| ok champ |
| Going to get some calls tomorrow. |
| Tomorrow boring ass theta day?! |
| I’m sure you believe this but doesn’t seem like any humans who actually get their hands on billions ever actually do this. Few things seem like they corrupt people like massive wealth |
| Amazing regards. The thropic glazers truly do belong in this subreddit. Dario gonna be laughing his way to the bank after the ipo. \nSo easy to fool regards to make money. 🤷♂️ |
| Weeks? Ill be on meme play 42069 by then |
| hahahaha good luck |
| I need single stock futures on the mag7 stat |
| Put on my kids future. |
| Perfect response lol. |
| Anybody actually used the Alibaba platform? |
| Wow Nasdaq futures 0.03% lmao bulls are fucked. Hear comes the ALPHA MALE BEARS to take back our market. Your DONE LMAO |
| Anything bigger and it’s just uncomfortable 😤 |
| It makes investments uneccessary because at some point they'll start cut AI costs, actually they do it now - Microsoft, Uber, soon smaller companies follow like they followed into AI and firings now they gonna follow with hirings and AI cuts.\n\n\nCompanies will have to manage resources to use them less and not delegate all bullshit to overload centers and cause massive costs. |
| It’s more like, $30M means you can live real nice, and your kids can live nice mostly as well, but unless it’s invested wisely your grandchildren and future generations not so much. Plus, you can’t do things like buy warehouse space, a mansion, take huge business risks, and still provide wealth to your children. And if your friends are all at a level of wealth as well, it does eat into your psyche.\n\nEdit: people here seem to think of wealth in terms of jet skis and yachts and retirement. Watch Chinatown, where the main antagonist says it best: real wealth buys the future. |
| Software!!! |
| 👍 |
| Flat |
| Oil bulls. It takes one DJT comment to wipe tf out of ur position. Longing anytime within the next 2-3 weeks = regarded |
| Can we get Trump to post SPCE |
| Do your research buddy. This is not a drill. |
| You say that like institutions can’t sell… |
| These morons are so leveraged in calls it would wipe them out |
| Nah |
| 😂😂😂 |
| About to take .25mg of Xanax so these next two hours fly by |
| bought oil longs |
| If he doesn't want luxuries, then why even accept 30M in the first place? |
| The future is SPCE(x) |
| So flat I might as well go to bed rn |
| You mean SPCEx |
| Up 0.16% on the one hour chart\n\nExtremely bullish |
| They need liquidity for SpaceX, you regards thought we would ride green until the 12th. |
| Imo oil will continue to go up I will go in USO at open. We will be out of SPR by end of June anyway |
| I'm buying the current EPD dip |
| Some of you are still 0dte virgins and it shows 😤 |
| Ty |
| your*\nThanks, cheers 🍻 |
| So the rumors are true? |
| Some people are scared of holding a bag.\n\nI go in hoping to hold a bag. |
| Don’t buy oil calls. You will get wiped mid day tomorrow. |
| Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic |
| Actually slightly up from 8pm friday. |
| 🤝 |
| Anthropic is just playing everyone's emotions with their anti government shit.\n\nThey will do business with the governemnt sooner than later. |
| I'm long oil so I am upvoting him and downvoting you \n\nSorry |
| 30m is pocket change for me. |
| Spencer Pratt is kinda hilarious |
| This shit is not running up ten fold. Game stock was a once in a lifetime generational pump. Nowadays these pumps are just trying to live up to that but never, ever do. They don’t even get close. But everytime they are hyped as the next gamestock |
| Rainbow kiss. |
| Good one. You’re my wing man. |
| I’ll adres the elephant in your ass: a dip is healthy for this market to keep on going |
| USOIL coming in hot fellas. |
| remember when USO went 152 overnight and then dropped 6%? LUL |
| Futures worthless until 15 minutes after market opens |
| They only get two days to celebrate a month. |
| Einsteins theory of relativity in practise. |
| I take everything back. Everyone panic |
| It’s called the fed |
| Seriously. I sold AMD, RCAT, SMCI and all of a sudden- massive green dildos. |
| I don’t see that anywhere on the Gatorade bottle |
| Not gonna lie, the movie Shelter was pretty good even though the story itself was meh. The trance + synthwave music during all the action scenes was freaking awesome! |
| I can't believe SPY is delisting tomorrow |
| jesus dude |
| i won't buy SPCE guys, so it will rocket and do a 1000% move, thank me later |
| Apple makes a more secure server than the MS windows computer companies |
| Bears are dramatic AF |
| MAAAANNNNN BERS NEVER LEARN LMAO |
| oil bols bout to get rugged again |
| In a crystal ball |
| That would be lovely. |
| To him they would be because he doesn't want those things, why are you being so obtuse. |
| Gonna drill all night |
| No one cares about SPY it’s all about SpaceX |
| 4 inches is huge |
| Just passed the QT by the crib and gas is 3.69 |
| Axios ? \n\n\nHelp |
| Dude spy is down like .1 percent and the bers are celebrating lol |
| Get YOUR slice of the spce(x) pie today |
| I’m an oil bull and I didn’t sell button —> |
| I'm just saying Japan would do some crazy things for the opportunity to buy Oil sub 90 |
| ok champ |
| What's the point of futures when we know that the real futures is 2 hours away. Futures is retarded. |
| Uh oh, us memory, semis and AI bols are in for a world of pain |
| My man |
| Anthropic was selling to palantir over 2 years ago…. What is this weird cope |
| Congrats, fuck you etc etc.\n |
| Shut the fuck up retard. |
| You truly are like a virgin |
| You ever tried multiple different times to trade a particular stock - shares, options, whatever - and every single time, no matter what, it just shafts you? No, me neither was just curious |
| I'll just sell when it hits 13 then. |
| The instructions on the bottle say to call a doctor. |
| \-.1% futes and we call that blood red? |
| Thank you for your sacrifice dude! I think I might have been the dude that bought some of your shares from you on the way up! |
| If we’re talking about efficiency then who’s to say that a lot of these models couldn’t be ran locally at a very low cost someday? Perhaps not the entire model but just a watered down version of it that would be useful for say just coding or whatever. |
| wdym contracts rolled? like monthly expiration roll |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/GithubCopilot/s/0MafH1eTt0\n\nKek |
| The sex cult? |
| AI Bols really thought oil wouldn’t be back to fuck them.\n\nHormuz must open in the next few weeks or a recession is basically unavoidable |
| Tell me how to feel with my ORCL stakes |
| I did 2.8% on friday morning sitting on the can. |
| Right!!??? |
| HPE went up 12% last week friday it might pull a dell or go flat or pump its a gamble honestly |
| True. This reminds of bitcoin and the specific miners. Then altcoins start showing up with other mining protocols that could run in your phone's cpu...with AI models it will be the same story. |
| I'm all for the degen life but this one might be a touch too regarded.... full port. calls. the SPCE MUST FLOW. |
| slide to the leftttt |
| Moving my savings into 🌽, bers just got fucked on the 5 min chart |
| Been writing code for ~25 years. Been through .com, Web 2.0, iPhone, social media, ... never seen anything like this. My productivity is up like crazy. I'm building *real* stuff at an equivalent quality as before, at a rate of 3~4x what I was doing before (at least). It's crazy. |
| Chat moving so slow no one cares I have a thing for Madonna but like Madonna from like 2004 |
| Speak for urself |
| Perhaps you should look at some facts then\n\nhttps://shackletonadvisers.co.uk/2025s-investment-surprise-uk-beats-us\n\nUK has been unloved, there are some great companies with PE ratios that are way below reality.\n\nGuess you'll just continue to miss out. UK has one of the world's deepest AI research centres. Life sciences . Defense tech. Agtech etc etc. |
| MSFT to 500 would put my portfolio green for the first time since November |
| I don’t care if my port is blood red next week as long as I see spce get slaughtered I’m happy |
| He’s eating steak, he’s rich! |
| The math never mathing with the time of the life. For this reason this is WSB, regardies every where. Reposting shit without a simple piece of human logic |
| We aren’t. 🥭 said so |
| We don’t have Safeways in Austin the fuck |
| Is there another way? |
| Sometimes you just get a boner for seven hours straight |
| As if palantir isn’t using Claude lol |
| Did anyone else here attend UVXY? |
| Right foot two stomps |
| No war tweets. Market in chaos. |
| 🫡 |
| This how it goes. Spacejunk pumps to 13 and hovers all day but just before close it dumps to under 6. Next couple of days or maybe couple of weeks it moves like a 🐌 and everybody says screw that, then one morning you wake up and its at 18 or even higher. You say no way I'm buying this $hit and that day it closes up near 25. Stays there for a few weeks and all of a sudden back down under 20 and again no movement for a few weeks and then boom, it opens pre market up near 45 and it takes off 😀 |
| I don’t care\n\nI sold before close 🥱 |
| Extremely manipulated, I agree |
| 🥭 always thinking ahead. Every time he shits himself someone has to clean it up. That’s job creation right there. 🦅🇺🇸💩 |
| It’s just the beginning. Will buy back into spy at the 590 ish area |
| Sir |
| Buying oil puts tomorrow at open. |
| Odds that the current leftists stay in power in Colombia went from 35% to 10% in a half hour. $PSMT |
| moron |
| Brilliant song by Bob Seger |
| Did you guys actually think we weren't in an oil crisis? |
| Wti up 6% 😵💫 |
| Brb setting buy order |
| #I wonder why futes so red LMAO🤌 |
| 🎵 It's only just begun 🎶 |
| We drilling. Futes blood red |
| if shit crashes dotcom style then Bitcoin goes down 90% and altcoins 99%, no one's gonna be buying a ponzi if shit hits the fan, it was made clear during covid crash, crypto was first get thrown out of the window so digital gold my ass. |
| 1 day too early. It’s gonna run up some and then hard dump. It’d be funny tho if it just dumped immediately |
| So the question poised to a general was: how much time are you willing to sacrifice vs how much time the enemy is willing to sacrifice to have a human in the loop? |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Wow men just sitting here thinking capitalism won’t find a way to take there job by A.I |
| Possible futes conditions: \nBackwardation \nContango \nRegardation |
| Word |
| Anthropic is "moral" for as long as it is profitable to be so |
| Absolutely agree with you dude! Definitely stay out of RKLB! And at the same time, you should definitely stay out of ASTS, LUNR, MDA, NBIS, MU, SNDK, VRT, AMD, NVDA, TSM, CRWD, ALB etc. etc. ! Lol. |
| It’s a big club and you’re not in it |
| War is gonna be ongoing its a good market for them. I am also retarded |
| Bers r fuk |
| Meh, if he threw $30 mil in an index fund in 2006 he’s probably sitting on over $200 mil now. I would not be losing much sleep. |
| I'm in shock, cannot believe my eyes. \n\nLiterally a -3% day |
| Get a steak 📈🚀 \nYou'll feel better. |
| Bro come up for a breath |
| cant wait to see more stocks retardedly spike up in this market |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/9tacos** bet **SPCE** goes from **6.18** to **4.95** before **01-Jun-2026 06:05 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 4 wins and 17 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Obviously, what of it |
| !banbet SPCE -20% 1d |
| IBM is only up 29% on the month.\n\nDoes that make it a strong buy relative to everything else? 😂 |
| Moved 401k into Soxs |
| Expect a flush on memory |
| Went to Costco to fill up on Gas for my EV to spread fear and uncertainty np oil bulls |
| What's the saying I just heard some wise regard say here??? Nobody went poor by taking profits. |
| If it all boils over than no not really. Hyper inflation is bad for 90% of the population. |
| LION? PSKY? WB? wha? |
| Happy pride month to the bears 🐻 |
| #I LOVE HOG. WITNESS ME. |
| I live for the “deal is imminent” tweets. No better high than seeing some iteration of that phrase |
| Oil +10% today. Contracts have rolled and everyone will want to hedge August |
| fave guitar hero song |
| What, are you just saying things? \nWTI Prev. Close 87.36 Open 88.71 \nBrent Prev. Close 92.05 Open 92.53 |
| Yes |
| IT IS DUMPING SO FUCKING HARD |
| When is the IPO? You SOAB, I’m in! |
| Oil uppppp |
| HPE which call ?\n\n |
| Good girl wti yes back to 90+ and soon 100+ |
| Does it involve lube? |
| nothing burger futes |
| Is it joever |
| What is this? Gains for ants? |
| Well usually red means green so |
| Oil up playboy |
| Shits wild |
| Have you slept with your wife's boyfriend yet? |
| Prime regard. |
| The motorhome was parked ROUND THE CORNER |
| Fuck you and you’re steak |
| https://preview.redd.it/332idty2qj4h1.jpeg?width=96&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eb50fd2c61b2e0799494b78110c77a2bdb9b8e4\n\n |
| "Just work with pentagon" |
| Define drilling. Seems flat |
| Banbet? |
| Lol |
| 50 ugh, Bentley ugh |
| FUTURE IS BURNING IN REDDDDDDDDDD |
| Futes plummeting |
| Never bet against the author of “Art of the Deal” 🇺🇸 |
| NOBODY learn him about inflation. |
| You're completely wrong. Semianalysis directly disagrees with you that outside-the-datacenter power fluctuations exist due to the demand topology of ai workloads (specifically training), and make grid operators exercise caution:\n\nhttps://newsletter.semianalysis.com/p/ai-training-load-fluctuations-at-gigawatt-scale-risk-of-power-grid-blackout |
| I don’t fuck with USO - it’s manipulated |
| GREEN BY OPEN BABY BERS ARE RETARDED |
| Bumpy on 11th, 12th and 13th I reckon (up and down and sideways) as some short sighted people here sell off, \n\nBut once the boys have left and the men are left, SPCE will go up \n\nI've transferred my pension in. This play has happened so many times before with IPO sympathy, but there is the multiplying factor mentioned earlier, guaranteed money to me it seems |
| Margin calls by open 😭 |
| whoa |
| Dude bro trust me, watering your plants is not the same as growing plants. It just isn’t, trust me bro man dude /s |
| While $30MM is no where near $70B, even adjusted for inflation (no where near it), it’s a lot of money and you have to realize how much less *everything* cost back then- properties, stock market, supercars, boats, etc. \n\nIn 2006, 30MM went a lot further than we think it would go. |
| It absolutely is, but my Meta bear call spreads are really riding the line between profit and ruin since the spike on the subscription announcement. |
| Iran totally defeated , theres no chance they use the 300B reparations to build more bombs right |
| What's the okay with the IRGC taking over the country? Surely calls as always right? |
| Futures DRILLING 🩸 |
| WHAT |
| Flat as my tits |
| Chet died for this market. \n\nGood. |
| Move ghetto boy. Move |
| Facts omg |
 https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/NQ%3DF/ finance.yahoo.com |
| What cant see |
| Okay thanks for your response |
| 🍤 |
| I am convinced that most of you don’t even look at futes and just comment shit like 🐻s r fuk, bulls r fuk 💀 |
| What? Cant see |
| Oil still sub 90 such a good deal |
| Will semis keep rising to full erection? |
| TOLD YALL CALLS ON OIL LMFAO |
| 14d |
| In a crystal ball |
| That’s why I buy calls and puts all day dog |
| I never cared for futes anyway 💅 |
| Everywhere on earth is fucked, Japan fucked, HSI fucked, Korea fucked from IranxUsa war, hence why US stock market the only safe haven left to make money. Easy moon |
| Futes blood red 🩸 |
| Is IBM up? I can't look. |
| Now I'm shaking for 8pm |
| I looked at it a bit, what are you seeing in it\n\n |
| WHEN A.I takes over it’s not just anoos that will sell its man who can cuddle a man \n\nThat will be pay for cuddle men start practicing now !!! |
| So you’re telling them that you’re a bear? |
| Wti calls |
| If Dario comes out as gay I’m going all the way in |
| In a crystal ball |
| na gng |
| Maybe gas goes up another $/gal this week. It’s okay, just shorty term pain for LT gainz. 🥭 🇺🇸 |
| It’s real. We’re simply repeating early 1929. Wait until you see what happens next! |
| USO or XOM calls can’t decide |
| Fax |
| I gave examples of wants that cannot be met with 30M. The point is that 30M does not afford you the same luxuries as 70B. So they would not be "exactly the same." |
| Rotation to safety(spce) |
| Not a one. Believe me I checked. |
| OIL IS BACK YOU DUMB BOLS |
| What about that lil guy?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/yc6mml6opj4h1.png?width=770&format=png&auto=webp&s=f07cfba2d84c4fe7619af0be2455802ee5bb8c68\n\n |
| nobody of you knows the suffering of having always the biggest schlong in the lobby 😞 They look up to you and think you know everything. 🤌 |
| Where can I see futures? |
| Lockheed Martin edits go unbelievably hard. |
| I have 744 QQQs expiring tomorrow, please tell me futes are futin |
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| FUTES ARE BLOODY RED SELL SELL SELL THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL ADVISE |
| If we could send crude back above 100 in June, I'd appreciate it |
| better flat than red! |
| makes sense why mainstret seems tense here |
| Tell me you are completely uninformed without telling me… |
| Futes flat LMAO 🤌 |
| Oil explosion my lord |
| Unfortunately true \n\nI do like having a life right now \n |
| Don’t need a crash. I need a Red open that’s it and I’m out |
| FUTURES ARE PUMPING |
| looks like bears win, it’s fucking over |
| no in a ponzi you cant identify the assets they're investing your money in. google what a ponzi scheme is.\n\nfor mstr its just bitcoin, basically of the time, outlined clearly in their public financials. nothing hard here to understand. |
| As the profit Mango once said " EVERYTHINGS COMPUTER!! 😃" |
| Puts if you think it’ll all come crashing down. Calls if you think it’ll keep on going up forever. No one knows where this market is going. |
| If this is a Hindenburg Omen, post your all cash positions in all accounts. |
| Bang |
| Here was my contribution to degenerecy for the month to feed you vultures.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xx8qlx9kpj4h1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b365e23415a5ec3f97fafc9ad4a3121546d06cfc |
| Bers fked |
| The claude app on my phone has become my search engine (facts, comparisons, general information). |
| And the crowd goes mild |
| Ful port into spce |
| Ban this guy. Doesn’t want to see market open |
| Good… oil finally up a little omfg |
| two hops this time |
| Ur in meta, while posting on reddit, arguably the way better company... |
| Man isw i didnt get that |
| Wen lambo |
| Any hot milfs there |
| Lol Qs green |
| WHAT? |
| Crypto isn’t even up |
| FUTES ARE FUTING |
| I am time traveler from the future \n\nTHMC will open +55%, \nFollow me for more future predictions 😁 |
| Futes futile |
| they have an uptrend on the 1d chart |
| His point is every 'want' would be met with 30m, most people can live an absolute life of luxury with that sort of money so they don't 'need' more. |
| Fuck the weight away |
| We will see. Watch that 10 yr climb. I’m golden. If not I’m cooked |
| PR firms leaning into garbage ai slop. |
| why does the weekend go by so fast 😢 |
| are we winning? 💸💸💸 |
| Good to see oil pumping . up $1.25k 1 sec into trading lol. |
| Idk I won’t buy products behind those displays, so much hassle |
| Futures flatter than my tits |
| Opened flat lol |
| holfyutes |
| Msft |
| solid month here too but feels like im misisng out |
| Pls don’t let the bubble burst yet I need smci to pump |
| oh gob, thank you for this. hits me right in the feels. |
| I'm sure all that will hold up when it's a public company with a mandate to produce maximum profits for investors. |
| I got measly 1100$ to work with 💔 |
| Why? It's going to $150 |
| I remember the second time fondly. It happened just shortly after I entered my position. I believe I was down about 80% at the lowest. All I did was just buy a bunch of shares at the very low depressed price, and then hold for a long time. \n\nNothing happened for what seemed like forever, but over the last little while LUNR has been pumping up big time, and now I regret that I did not buy a lot more shares of LUNR at $7! Lol |
| MSFT 👖💥🏏 |
| Sounds like a genius with his priorities straight. There is nothing to be ashamed of here. |
| Sunday night Futures\n\nFutes red -> green before open \nFutes green -> no change |
| “Invested in a ribeye to celebrate”\n\nCelebrate what? Holding index funds? Bro… |
| Man I should’ve bought calls on Friday |
| Yea I didn’t invest in SPCE but its for sure easy money on monday if you bought in friday |
| why BBAI? |
| Really? lol so we are both retards |
| Inflation probably outpaced 2.8% |
| #**PAMP EET** |
| Will they continue to print? |
| This is definitely setting my ‘top signal’ alarm bells ringing, Jesus lord |
| I have never owned a share of $MU. \n\nYou should pay me not to crash the entire world market. |
| Is there some sort of mass agreed upon obtuseness that all of reddit has adopted here?\n\nNew tech always starts off costly and unprofitable. Companies fine a way to make it more efficient or they don’t. None of this is any fancy new insight. |
| His money will double in 4 years at this rate |
| No it’s easy. I did |
| Which |
| Ive got puts so were equally fucked bud |
| Sony? |
| Big dog i’m not american I don’t gaf how bad the terms are for america I want my line to go up |
| A lot of babies are being born right now because condoms are now locked up. |
| Probably is above a bil by now. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ufpa64z0pj4h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42f19714f29b99ac3fca84c041a51940e1c1ad29\n\n \nSolid month for me too 🫡 |
| HIVE calls |
| Some info for you regards for earnings\n\nHPE - might pull off a Dell however I think market makers have priced in options\n\nHIVE - Leopold bought this stock so it might pop shits cheap anyways buy 2028 leaps on it.\n\nTIGR - had problem with chinese regulators for selling unlicensed securities, funds and futures brokerages might cause it to tank on earnings. But its already down 50% YTD so who knows.\n\n\n\n |
| Easy Street |
| Say no to all these wonderfully profitable ventures? |
| BBAI |
| One minute until our overlords decide our fate |
| Imagine instead of 30m you get 0. That would be worse |
| Lol that's literally what a Ponzi Scheme is. Using new sucker money to pay off the early investors until they can't find new suckers and the whole thing collapses. |
| There is so much negativity on this sub about Nvidia a few years ago. Please don’t listen to this sub for your investments. Its gambling. |
| Me too, you will be alright |
| Ya, but they us AI to read it, so its probably gibberish anyway.\n\nJust wait until they see the awesome 5 sec leprechaun haun video I made that I got the model to make so Irish it stopped and said "I can't make this any more irish." That was a solid use of Ai generative capacity. |
| We are the best people |
| Looks like nok is up next |
| Can u explain what happens in 2 mins |
| Hi you? Are you me? |
| You are going to tell them you are buying puts? That won’t go over well |
| In what way is Anthropic "based on morals?" |
| 😇 |
| Pretty sure Northwest has become a shithole. Idk tho, haven’t been in a years. |
| Friday was test of 105 resistance. It'll recover quickly |
| Rich people will just make up for lack of poor peoples spending. \n\nProblem solved. \n\nStocks only go up. |
| Cheeky USO weeklies could print |
| The industry is booming. There is plenty of space for everyone |
| Microstrategy requests 5 minutes of your time |
| lol probably |
| Full port spce calls |
| Can you not tell when a foreign power has yo ridiculous "country" by the balls? Iran be offering a MoU under which you pay them 100bn dollars a day for the rest of time |
| Yup surprised its not aws. Alibaba might have given a great free deal or something. Usually sports leagues choose aws like nba, f1, nfl, pga and so on.... |
| It will 'get real' soon enough. |
| Enjoy the bear steak !🥩 |
| DJT |
| We pumping it |
| Crypto up. Iran president out. Futures gonna be green.\n\n$SPCE is hitting $10 tomorrow isn’t it |
| Let's hope |
| MUU SNXX STXL DRAM |
| Msft ❤️ |
| About to IPO, gonna be huge |
| Fried |
| But according to Reddit Israel controls every US politicians, so why would they beg? |
| Haven't you been bearish (in general) for like a month? |
| Hyper lick deez nutz |
| I feel a bit stupider for reading this. |
| Bought in Feb so around 90. Well played. |
| then go all in! unless of course, you actually have no idea what youre talking about. |
| Premium is nice for selling puts |
| Sounds gay |
| #HE BOUGHT? |
| You mean continue to K |
| Proof or ban. |
| I use them interchangeably in my day to day work based on who wants to charge me the most for tokens that day and they’re pretty similar. It’s got more to do with the skills and prompts applied. They’re not different enough to matter. |
| Cocaine on yachts. Also you could buy a baseball team which is what I would do with 70 billion |
| That’s what I keep saying! This isn’t the random GameStop, AMC, dogecoin pumps based on no fundamentals. You can literally full port your life savings and go to bed. Worst case it’s down 5% the next day not 50%. |
| Wait until you have an ice cream truck that sells socks in your neighborhood.\n\nThat’s like, a few canaries. |
| What is going on with spce |
| I hope an intern at an institutional investing firm or at Anthropic was paid for this, otherwise it's very sad |
| This. I wish I never bought crypto either. I had no idea the world was melting in equities |
| What are you gay? |
| You know how people say "any profit is a profit"\n\nYeah that doesn't apply here |
| Bro how fucking crazy do you have to be to go short ANYTHING in this market, insane multi year rally and last two drawdowns saw record breaking V shape recoveries obliterate short positions\n\nAbsolutely wild going bear on semi’s lmao just hit up the casino at that point, you prolly have better odds |
| My boy,\n\nYou've come to the right place for that. Say no more and follow along. You will accomplish the goal in no time. |
| In the battle of Main Street vs Wall Street, I’m on team Wall Street. I love money! |
| People here talking about futures are nerds and don’t deserve money anywya |
| BBAI |
| It's the potential. Once AI providers switch to a subscription only service, people will be wanting to pay to use their second brain. The free tier of AI is to get people hooked on it. This practice will be accelerated by the IPO for OpenAI. Investors will be wanting to see returns. |
| You misspelled $150 |
| I bought RDDT so yall need to pump it 😁 |
| Exactly! Portfolio diversification all in one stock. It's perfect. |
| U think crdo will do good? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Unhappy-Ad-2609** bet **SPCE** goes from **6.18** to **200.0** before **14-Jun-2026 05:56 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 4 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet spce 200 14d |
| Why - do they have earnings? |
| SPCE calls |
| Plz and thank you. I will fkn load up. |
| Wine is fine but whiskys quicker |
| 0DTE |
| Why this week |
| SPCE |
| Pro tip! |
| Software go BRRRRRR |
| Some day we’ll all have a big laugh about markets ever being closed |
| 🔥😎 I have 125 calls so I hope you’re right! |
| What’s the quickest way to turn $1M into $1K? |
| I’ll just buy puts instead. I’m not loyal to any stock |
| i bet you sleep with a condom on. |
| they have revenue from selling their stock. their tickers are the product. |
| Anthropic is the only not evil one. They have my support. |
| Don’t bet against irrationality |
| Ah you’re Jewish. Makes sense now. I’m sorry for you |
| Sold |
| With all this attention 100% it will go up\n\nEven if it dips 10%, people will see that as a discount\n\nBookmark this |
| I am ready for Meta to shave another year off my life this week |
| Post the positions |
| I bought ASTS $114c 6/5 calls. How fucked am I? |
| If he was smart he would have taken that 30 million and bought calls — what a dumbass. |
| You don't "need" 30M in the same way you don't need 30B what's your point? |
| All fucking in on SPCE puts |
| *CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON*🫴🎸 |
| Gl on the gains m8, hope you make some dough |
| I’m coming out to my family tonight. Married father of 3 ama |
| Name me a better Motorcycle / Piano manufacturer. I'll wait! |
| I don't really care about those hundred other stocks where people lost 90 percent. I didn't buy any of those stocks. But I did buy RKLB, ASTS and LUNR relatively early, and have been holding my positions in all 3 stocks for this whole time. All three stocks saw some long periods of poor performance. My LUNR position was down 80% at one point. Instead of panic selling, I just bought more of all 3 of these stocks at depressed prices. \n\nNow years later, my conviction in these 3 stocks is being rewarded. You have to strongly reward investors for their conviction and patience with stocks like these. The vast majority of investors don't have the patience or conviction, so those people rightfully lost out. The investors who have held for a long time, have been richly rewarded, and rightfully so for being right, and for being patient!! \n\nYou reap what you sow dude! |
| I want to be but their earnings report wasn’t super inspiring |
| I sold a bunch of stuff Friday. Looking to rotate |
| not sure what the grift is. theyre converting fiat into the worlds hardest asset. while fiat melts away bitcoin melts up. its not rocket science. |
| Crush it fren, it's time |
| Back in June for ladyboy poon |
| Rolling in da deep in profits |
| Shambles 🦘 |
| Hopefully |
| Yer he’s leading the country |
| I am a happy camper - hope music continues to play.., |
| So buy calls on the company that makes secure goods displays? |
| You are going to get banned my man.. oooffff |
| haven’t been this hyped for a stock in a minute |
| Is this confirmed for Robinhood? |
| 2.8% in a month is worse than watching paint dry |
| Stocks only go up 🤷🏾♂️ |
| I have intel on market direction at open tomorrow. Please Venmo me @geyBear69 $69 and I’ll tell you |
| W |
| AI is retarded. When I hear a human saying it is cleverer than humans I think Yeah probably right, but you are a sample of one \n\nVoyager 2 will be one light day away in November after setting off in 1976. It will take 30,000 years to get through the Oort cloud and will still be nowhere near "the stars"\n\nBut your attempt to interact with the human race is impressive. Keep it up |
| can he sign the fucking MOU already or is he waiting until premarket |
| seems like you dont understand the thesis. at all. |
| Already dumped my load\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/z8dqsmsboj4h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1ea90d1b4768df6de2d037da3da2b9780051690\n\nbrother. I take these plays day at a time. |
| I will fucking trade futes |
| Drones |
| NBIS gang checking in 🌚🌚🌚 |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/IookMaNoHands** bet **MSFT** goes from **449.97** to **500.0** before **18-Jun-2026 05:54 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| You don’t seem to be picking up what he’s putting down. |
| !banbet msft 500 18d |
| $SPCE ending the week at $28\n\n |
| The fact that it landed on that exact number tells you everything you need to know about where we are in the cycle. Simulation confirmed. Nice. |
| All the more for me to gobble up! Quick question, what is your favorite holiday? Diwali or Eid al-Adha? |
| and BBAI |
| Every reality of NVDA today is contingent on the event of his exit |
| Why SPCE is on board 🤔 |
| Open the floodgates |
| I felt that. |
| Gang gang |
| 5th Letter from Paul to the Corinthians:\n\n"AI is gay"\n\n |
| So NOW and SPCE calls |
| You already have a bet going - RKLB to 170.0 before 19-Jun-2026 05:47 PM -05 |
| Buls engage in thuggish behavior 😡 |
| !banbet |
| Boring safe portfolio detected. Please report to r/investing immediately. |
| ✊ Macrocockhard 🔥 |
| I call it inside out trading |
| Investing in a company isn't the same as "giving them money." |
| That only thing that bothers me about SPCE is Chamaths scummy ass |
| Believe it for not, go fuck yourself |
| That was one of my 2020 buys avg is like 25. Love that sweet dividend |
| with the side effect of skyrocketing huge swaths of this nations retirement accounts and creating financial independence for millions of people? |
| Yeah once Trump is on your side he's known to be loyal. Dell is a strong hold. |
| Saw meds behind lock in hawaii… thought it may be poverty - low employment… this is Austin northwest suburb. Hanes socks behind lock?? Must be indication of economic reality/desperation of common people not just typical theft.. |
| Smooth brains are forced to watch it while looking for porn. |
| It’s weird that Bitcoin is the only asset accurately pricing risk at the moment. |
| Full port azz |
| Looks like Diddy will be pardoned in the future. We need his oil reserves. |
| What’s that |
| GOOG moon tomorrow? |
| Believe it or not, SPCE |
| I remember when I asked chatgpt what to invest in last month, just for fun. It said Dell. I looked and saw it was at ATH. I declined the suggestion. Now I hate everything. 🙂 |
| Yes Mortimer |
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| DeepMind is far more like this caricature of Anthropic than Anthropic ever has been. But it doesn't matter because they are owned by the publicly traded Alphabet/Google, and there's no such thing as a publicly traded company with morals |
| Posting positions as asked\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5oxppgexnj4h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f532327885381581a88ad3145a9495fc0252572f |
| Don't need any of that |
| Here moron https://imgur.com/a/M4e8BRj you’ll forever be poor |
| I dont understand man |
| and they’re probably eating hay |
| Go go go! |
| Strap in virgins, we’re ready for liftoff 🚀🚀 |
| Software |
| Best regards,\nWSB |
| he’s winning it! |
| Paul Ruud? |
| Spce to the moon⬆️💲💲💲 |
| You are mad.\n\nIs a crash coming? Yes.\n\nWill it come soon enough for you to profit? Probably not... |
| They’re not here right now can I take a message? |
| Nvidia |
| AI companies are ontologically immoral. Anthropic is no different. |
| Gang gang\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/s92mvy4snj4h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bfdea8085de0cb055be6bde3b39d363a9415d06 |
| Oldest trick in the book, make people believe that they can be rich so they give the rich tax breaks. |
| Even yahoo finance is posting that wsb is buying spce LMAO |
| Do people still trade orange juice concentrate? |
| >was an American and Canadian online service\n\n>Canadian\n\nThere's your problem! |
| And they broke that contract. People got upset and moved on Anthropic. OpenAI fell behind. Which pretty much validates my point.\n\nThe top talents cares about positive impact, it's how they become so good, because they have mission beyond money. Also that, they are researchers, and researchers tend to very left leaning. |
| Well cheeto did tell us to buy it... 🤷♂️ |
| Reddit is literally suing Anthropic for scraping data. Reddit setup a trap and Anthropic fell right into it. Google, openai and others pay Reddit whereas Anthropic doesn’t. |
| Ready for a -5 percent open? |
| when \n\ni have june calls |
| Yo wtf is hyperliquid?? Don’t make me ask nicely |
| 9 minutes until my life has meaning again |
| Anybody bullish on $ZS? Thinking more negative Iran news might affect cyber security sector |
| wait how did curtis even end up with 70 billion |
| This is retarded. Big tech companies are not your friend. \n\nDon't ever fall in love in the casino. |
| OPEN THE FUTES FFS |
| probably somebody gay. |
| good to know actually |
| I don’t like it |
| How? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/NativePlant870** bet **SPCE** goes from **6.18** to **69.42** before **14-Jun-2026 05:50 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 6 wins and 18 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Have you considered not being autistic? |
| !banbet spce 69.420 2w |
| “Free market” |
| 10 minutes until bears win the first quarter and then get absolutely crushed the rest of the week |
| Trickle-down insider trading |
| So you believe that they will continue to rise, even past IPO? |
| How r u a real person |
| Im up over 260k in last 3 months on just options not even shares so that’s fine, I have money to spare |
| Pamp it |
| Well 30M in 2006 invested in Spy would be like 150M today. Not horrible. |
| Delicious! Keep talking! |
| id do 40. im expecting us to float around 45 tomorrow. |
| Massive difference between those levels of wealth. Jets, yachts, supercars etc. |
| Bulls skate to where the puck is going.\n\nBers skate to where the puck has never gone. |
| Something called astrotech was up 2000% on Friday. 😳 |
| Ruud Gullit isn’t talented? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/cloud_cafe** bet **MU** goes from **964.78** to **1200.0** before **04-Jun-2026 05:49 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 4 wins and 13 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Kimsey changed the company's strategy, and in 2026, launched a dedicated online service for AI Servers, called [Quantum Link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_Link) |
| !banbet MU 1200 4d |
| i don't eat second day food, or frozen 💅 |
| https://preview.redd.it/5zj1dslfnj4h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f5b84ecc3e215da56662962cb0854b755d3a8bd |
| So you’ll give them money but don’t feel personally responsible? |
| Dude, you’re getting a pump and dump. |
| Yeah thankfully I sold my shares last year. I would be down 90% right now |
| gas x will help with that |
| What’re they dated for |
| I will enjoy taking your money simp |
| I feel like this is an oxymoron |
| Fingers crossed big dawg. |
| Society. |
| Post positions |
| Serious DD:\n\nI think funds will be pressured to sell of spacex stock by investors. Some funds have already said they won't be buying spacex \n\nBut investors will still want to buy the space rocket hype, so other stocks are likely to get inflated (RKLB, SPCE, etc)\n\nAmazon had a big failure the other day, which may dampen investor interest, plus it'll still be recent on June 12th \n\nPlus SPCE has started back up their space tourism, so you could argue there is some fundamentals, mixed in with a lot of psychology/hype \n\nThen again, green crayons sometimes taste the same as red crayons |
| Literally literally literally literally |
| Every stock looks like this. What do we do? This is exactly like the 2022 and the COVID injection. |
| I can’t get chad gpt to understand what fucking day it is half the time. |
| Yes, socks are the new canary in the mine |
| She already played tho |
| Perhaps, but this rate of change predicting the future is likely impossible. Yours is one of many possible outcomes we may see. Some are worse than a bubble. Some are very benevolent. None are: things will remain the same. All are: rapid escalation of momentum based. \n\nBe aware and nimble. |
| Step 1. Foot surgery |
| rice and vegetables. with some cooked meat. |
| It did actually - try it again! |
| ruud has no talent |
| Good man lol. I’ve met too many people who said they are “too principled” to partake in the corruption. \nI’m like my brother, there is no morality in stock trading. Either you are making money or loosing money. |
| Usually when retardation sets in to the market popcorn pumps so you might be good |
| Anyone ever look at hyperliquid? |
| 60 days of talking, the problem is that part of that is that Israel has to calm its tits, which is a bit of an ask. |
| are LUNR 44 calls a bad idea on Monday? |
| Same. You made my day ! 💕 |
| Put the phone down |
| Open slightly down, finish +2% tomorrow |
| Dell was eating dirt for a long time. Then Trump and his pump crew got involved |
| Aoi Sora. Ya I’m old |
| I mean who does that hurt? |
| yea, that too in 2006. 🤔 |
| Must be a real uggo |
| Calls on Yamaha it is |
| Boys\n\nFutes matter but futes on Robinhood is fake as shit 😤 |
| Make sure to keep stolen goods value under $900 |
| AI will replace a bunch of white collar workers temporarily before they get rehired 12-18 months later. It won't replace much real economy. |
| What is AOL pivoting in to? Elderly sex bots? |
| Ready for NOW to moon 🌚🚀 |
| Thursday |
| Really?? You couldn't just take a weekend to relax |
| Claude's the main AI tool I use but at 1 trillion evaluation whats the bull case? I still havent seen a good explanation at where these gains are gonna come from with these IPO's. Even NVDA stalled out at 5 trillion because theres only a finite amount of money that can go around. Thats only 5x where Anthropic is debuting at. Dont get me wrong 5x is pretty good but tons of companies have done way better in just the past year. Its too much being priced in too early. |
| You mean Queen Amidala's boobs are fake? O.o |
| I swear to god if you people rug pull my space stocks this week in favor of Elong Mung's Aerotyne shit I will piss in my space suit (it doesn't have a recycling catheter installed yet I can't afford it). |
| Microsoft with some life 💪 |
| It’s been in a tear, how is this news? |
| Nobody likes you bud |
| Had a manic episode and went all in on popcorn stock calls on Friday. Probably should've bought SPCE. Rip in pieces me. |
| Stop being jealous of my 3-figure portfolio bers!!!11 |