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| is it just me who sees potential in tesla bots?? i cant be the only one right |
| BABA before 🥭 China meeting |
| tesler is going the thing |
| Pay a bunch of actors and stage a sham wedding. |
| Semiconductors are ready to blow again? Oh I thought you said my semi was ready to blow again. |
| I need SPY to fly higher than 737 today.\n\nWait a minute 🤔 |
| straight up forever |
| GET TF IN CALLS RN |
| pitter patter lets get at er |
| I turned 330 into 4.2k and had I just held my original position I entered end of Tuesday I’d have ended with 7k |
| Dinner bell when??? Tendies NOW mommy |
| All you had to do was buy WEN instead of going to the dumpster. Easy peasy |
| Soon Iran will deny the "peace" paper. But this is all a big scheme by genius 🥭. He will start bombing again and everything drops.... just so he can declare Victory again. Spy will go crazy (oil price by 150$) and pump strai(gh)t to 800. Art of market manipulation. |
| The banana virus ? |
| Took no time at all to get a hentaivirus shout, you guys are my people 🥰 |
| Im so deep in the red that I can only hold on |
| Today it will go down\nBadly |
| The problem is mole people. That's why they don't do this. |
| SPY 800 feels cheap, what about SPY 1000? |
| TIME TO COMMIT CRIME - 50K DOW MEANS NO PROSECUTIONS!!!!! |
| All crime legal again! |
| So like 3 brain cells, total?\n\nCalls on everything. Or puts. Idk. |
| What's an insider? People trade outdoors? |
| Pullback today or just straight up forever? |
| I was explicitly promised that my 750c would be $20 ITM if I bought at close yesterday |
| It’s a good time to sell whatever you have no buy at the peak… i buy on red and sell on grewn |
| Fk u msft |
| Do the MSFT dance |
| Cook, MF. cook |
| Patient zero went to a garbage dump to take pictures of birds. |
| guys i just wanna say...whatever happens today just know i love you all. may the market pump to the moon and send the bers into oblivion |
| Study materials put away! |
| is there a type of hypnosis porn but it makes you good at trading stocks? |
| looks like it'll take about a week and a half for nvda to do a 50/200 death cross again, assuming the insider trading doj news doesn't change things more |
| Not until after Friday probs |
| That would be a tentaivirus… |
| And there is your signal to buy calls. 😂 |
| anything less than another +1.5% today would be a farce (yes I finally switched to calls) |
| OPEN THE CASINOOOOO!!!! |
| anyone looking at $FIG? |
| Back shotted. |
| If you yolo’d $100 SPY 732c before market close on Tuesday then it’d be worth $13,500 yesterday |
| TSLA |
| 900mil in oil future shorts right before that "announcement"\n\nSurely just a coincidence |
| Buy a girl a drink and flash your robinhood gold card when you do it. |
| Fellas in here getting too close to the sun spamming there will never be a red day again. Shit is definitely dumping today or tomorrow |
| I usually like to enter Msft in the morning but it’s looking like the train has left 😔 |
| Kevlars on lads |
| 4 month old account and first comments? Let's see a receipt. |
| microHARD |
| Betting everything today will be a close it at opening price day |
| What do you mean nuclear power is not profitable? |
| You haven't told them you're gay? |
| Wake up regards! It's casino time! |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| THE DOW IS OVER 50K LMAO 🤌 |
| Guys im not banned anymore. Dont talk about nukes or anything related it I R A N\n |
| Real "Video games cause violence" energy |
| Worked in finance then. Bat shit insanity like dot com but for other reasons. |
| Scoob? |
| So SPY 740 or 750 today? Need to adjust my Tylenol dosage accordingly. |
| I'm the nerd for using Google, not the guy talking about hentai. Right. |
| ... and Optimus xD |
| Just gotta play the game |
| Bers wishing for the hentaivirus to help recover their losses. I'm just out here like, I've had the hentaivirus since the first time I watched Ninja Scroll dudes, you can't hurt me. |
| i'll marry you king |
| Why does the market believe Mango's daily lies? Is it stupid? |
| I hope someone listened to me on Unity last week |
| Did they say it has to be to a woman? |
| Bers must be allergic to free money \n\nQuit using logic and reasoning to make sense of this market, it’s all vibes now |
| You're not offended enough |
| Do you have a valid passport? |
| Fucked |
| Get the house first before you get married so they can’t take it in the divorce |
| 🐂🧨 |
| Interesting |
| Cralls |
| Hell yeah brother |
| Can’t tell if I’m 3 seconds from getting fucked or moon shotted |
| You missed covid and nfts |
| Magic 8ball says it’s decidedly so |
| I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you. |
| It is... And it's Boeing.... We are all fucked |
| Not at all. Tesla is king of constantly obtaining first-mover advantage and then shitting itself |
| That’s correct 👍🏾 |
| SPY just keeps going up |
| 🤠🤠🤠🤠 |
| Get outta here pumpin your FLY stock. RKLB to the moon!!! |
| It’s giving calls |
| Iran deliberating on the peace deal. Meanwhile Israel does a fuck ton of bombing in Lebanon so Iran won’t accept any deals because Bibi needs the war to keep going or he’s going to jail 💯 |
| So… oil moon? Got it. CALLS |
| Come on MSFT, keep pumping |
| No. I'm asking, if I bought one Bitcoin at 120k and another at 80k... my average cost per coin is 100k. Can I *only* sell my first Bitcoin that I purchased at 120k for a tax loss and keep the coin I purchased at 80k thus bringing my average cost per coin down to 80k and maximizing my tax write off???\n\nBTW. The maximum tax write off as a individual investor is 3k. I know that because I have years of back to back losses. I can write off 3k every year for the next 20 years unless you know something I don't. How can I write off the entire loss in one year or write off more than 3k??? I understand businesses can likely write off a much larger amount but if Bitcoin crashes to 50k... can they write off 25k per coin [800k] aka 20B in a single year??? |
| Why would you try shorting right now? |
| To bullish right now definitely dumping |
| The dow is over 50k hire bondi again ? |
| data dog is an interesting name for a $50b company. almost pied piper levels |
| My parents said they will gift me $500k for a downpayment for a house but i need to get married first... how do i get a GF yall??? like not even joking |
| isn't hauted virus the thing you get from huffing spray paint out of a rat's nest? |
| Yeahhhh I dont think I've ever seen a worse earnings report. That was mindblowingly bad. Sold all of it within the first 3 sentences I read.. full port AMD |
| MU 700 today |
| calls. |
| Of course not, deal falls apart so we have a -0.3% day that way when the deal is back on we have another +2% day |
| what would the purpose be for? |
| However bullish you think you are, it's not enough. \n\n\n#SPY 1000 |
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| OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARD! |
| !banbet IREN 65 1d |
| Anything under 3M is broke level according to Reddit 🤣 |
| 745 EOD it is |
| Billions must pump. |
| The retired folks that worked in finance at my golf club are certain that investors are over leveraged and the last month is a sqreeze |
| Watch sndk soar to ath after all the paper hands yesterday |
| Nerd. |
| Overnight makes most of the gains |
| I would never trust a vegan who eats fake meat! |
| OPEN THE CASINO YOU MOTHERFKERRSS |
| Fake virus |
| Its so annoying and useless |
| If you're DTE > 45 you should recoup a bit me guess. But you'll probably recoup faster if you cut losses and hop on the full tard rally on the other side.. |
| Vibes never fail |
| Msft 🤌🤌🤌 bill so big I call him William for real |
| Concept of a deal? |
| I know, I would too, people join the army and way worse shit happens. |
| You need to have conviction, exit spy and go all in on your other trades |
| so funny |
| Micron you beauty, it feels like a pump day! |
| RKLB earnings tonight anyone? |
| then there is no more crime. |
| It felt like being born |
| I see talking about a lockdown but I haven’t even heard what for. |
| Atta regard |
| Nah, I was born in 2010 |
| Genuinely, should I just dump an inheritance I got into an index fund RN? I don't think this shit is going down to time a dip entry and may as well boglehead it yea?\n\nI MEAN UH YEAH 5000 SPY CALLS 0DTE :3 |
| Priced in |
| Yeah. It’s hard to believe they’re gonna let the Iran war end. |
| or start… heyooo |
| You gotta dream bigger than that my friend |
| I think i had a math test that day |
| So iran is not agreeing lol. Oil moon? |
| Whats the deal with this regarded **HENTAIVIRUS**?? |
| Did you buy puts yesterday |
| Did he say if hot dog or not hot dog 🌭 |
| Iran media directly contradicts everything that is being said |
| I hate CRWV, but that probably means it'll keep rocketing. |
| Done |
| Sounds like a plane name. |
| Markets have the chance to do the funniest thing ever |
| Just woke up from a 10-yr nap.\n\nWtf is ChatGPT, AI, Strait of Hormuz, and Cybertruck? |
| TTD earnings today…wondering when this stock will stop f me properly |
| TSLA calls? |
| If you're DTE > 45 you should recoup a bit me guess. But you'll probably recoup faster if you cut losses and hop on the full tard rally on the other side.. |
| 706 on 5/8 \nI only trade 1 hour windows so use at your own risk \nThis is not fınanıal advıce |
| All clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it. |
| RIP |
| i own nothing |
| Shake Shack stock is doing well. /s |
| STFU; we don't say it out loud |
| Another +2% day on tsla today |
| Yes and the reason why options are known as “SPY calls” is that you have the \*option\* to \*call\* Tim Apple if you need anything from him |
| not unless you bought options lol |
| You going all in is the signal we’ve been waiting for……… |
| You could say I’m bullish on MSFT, yes. |
| Dude writes worse than me and I'm regarded |
| imagine Tesla bots delivering your mails type shit... Buy AMZN calls. |
| Is today another irrational exhuberance day? I've lost track... |
| Ok, who’s got the ballz to buy the semis dip?! |
| YOU HEARD THE FAT CUCK |
| Maybe we even skip the dump... |
| all SaaS going up, probably due to DDOG earnings this morning |
| That feel when your stock goes up 30% AH but you actually forgot to remove it from your watchlist after you sold it last year so now you're just mad at yourself for being a paper handed bitch |
| Your words describe my current situation so I agree with your statement |
| PM?? |
| 737 today may not be a joke |
| Sell dude. You had 13k and put it into this pos? |
| Amzn just gona destroy UPS , HIMs and so on |
| no. Bug chaser 😄 |
| Man i need wti to go to 100 one more time just to be even. Ill be out and never come back oil |
| RXT |
| I dont know what to do anymore, more calls? |
| Amen |
| Can't even read it |
| Great throwback |
| Do not touch semis. I’m buying the dip |
| Calls on imperialists, puts on indigenous peoples? |
| Crash: -0.12%\n\nNormal day: +0.50%\n\nPump: +1.35%\n\nGod i love AI. Inshallah |
| This will just disappear. Nothing will come of any “investigation.” |
| https://preview.redd.it/k15jyj4cvpzg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03b7a56b4f61bf4ed63a5e7c1661fc552157f35c\n\nIt’s really 3.50 but td ameritrade got bought by Schwab |
| mixture of pure retardium with euphoria |
| Maybe during the secial 9/11 sale |
| I think im overleveraged on oil |
| I’ve been listening to some highlights on Bloomberg these people are cracked out. |
| unstoppable |
| Go away, ber |
| Luckily I bought SNOW calls a few days ago. Printing. |
| How tf does one become so retardedly optimistic |
| Dump at open rip at 10pm kinda day? |
| Advantageous for tax if you lose on stock options |
| It's named after a river in Korea and has been around since 1950s |
| Same bru |
| If you bought puts and calls, let me know. \n\nWhatever I buy, it goes sideways... always.. might benefit you... lol |
| Jeffy suicide note? |
| Look at this ni🅱️🅱️a wanting oil at 160 |
| No way. You use that saying at a bottom, like during peak war fear a month or so ago. I was pounding the table, screaming at bears in here to BUY |
| pltr going up now while every other stock down, we been fooled |
| was anyone here alive for the crash of 2008? What did that feel like leading up to it? |
| Patiently waiting on my minor spy pullback at open to fill port calls and rocket to a new ATH by lunch, like every other day this week |
| Amzn is worth 35% more than it did at the beginning of April. Completely cool and normal. |
| دب ذكي ولا ثور غبي؟ |
| 6/14 spy 800c. Set it. Forget it. |
| I hope they don't make them too big... |
| THE DOW IS OVER 50,000! |
| i literally did this yesterday with nvda and it saved my fucking ass lmao. eat my dick buffet |
| he bought? |
| I mean, he should really come to you, no? |
| because of DDOG earnings. They absolutely crushed it. |
| It's everyday bro |
| Half cash half stock |
| If you had a deal you announce the deal, not a deal coming soon |
| DXYZ, you're late !!! |
| WTF is the Strait of Hormuz. \n\nJust hearing about this thing now. |
| hantavirus is the stupidest name, it's like they intentionally want the internet to nickname it "hentaivirus" |
| SPY being up less than 1% is the new circuit breaker. |
| That’s a good call. Take your break even and a small gain. Everything else is gravy |
| Bruh I had to get out of Opendoor when even the bulls are X are saying it’s dropping to 4.50 before bouncing back - though, I think it’s definitely a bet either way, just not worth touching it. I already wasted so much time and money having a position the past few weeks expecting something, might as well put money in a stock that isn’t gonna go sideways |
| a second vertical launch has hit the towers |
| Lool |
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| google gemini will always find explanations for you as to why you are (always) right! |
| NVDA should just go to 220, it just feels right. |
| It would be absolutely hilarious and I’d laugh my way all the way to the bank. |
| It's in an HSA which is why the amount is small. No taxes on this one. |
| No |
| Rotation happening , also it’s way overpriced. FOWARD PE is 111 |
| 100% |
| Holy fuck USO keeps going down I’m not gonna have a port left |
| Anyone know why SNOW is up so much in PM? |
| Market pumps for a month “I’ve been waiting for a dip but it keeps going up!!” \n\n1 red morning “MARKETS GOING TO CRASH SELL EVERYTHING BUY PUTS” |
| Yeah, totally |
| Let me 1 up him. I went all in on 3x leveraged SMH last year, watched it crash -80%, kept holding since I didn't want to take an L, Semis finally made a comeback months later and I finally sold, only to then watch it skyrocket and keep going. That's right, I held a leveraged etf for months just to breakeven, talk about regarded. Suppose it could be worse... |
| boys, is flat a new dip? is it time to buy today? 👀 |
| 580 to 730 wasnt already a vertical launch |
| serious talk... is Tesla bot actually going to be huge? |
| Just say you were late to the party it’s ok |
| "Risk it all on one big trade, go all in"\n\n\- Warren Buffett |
| Why would elon who is in the running for shittiest guy ever give you a good deal on his IPO? |
| Run away now\n\nPut your phone down, walk out of the front door, and run |
| Yeah, I've seen it move -80% multiple times but it's a small amount compared to the overall account.\n\n\nI may sell the lesser % gains and keep the $7.70 cost basis just for future screenshots. |
| The 5y chart don't look bad |
| When does apple announce intel or Samsung? |
| Yes I do my bro Orang |
| 750 today would be hilarious\n\npicked up some 744c yesterday |
| Thinking about investing in some ROPE 🙁 |
| Now that's a name ihaven't heard in a long time |
| You don’t like women. |
| It's the bears looking for any reason to see market drop. Iran and oil is losing their attention. |
| Another one I was thinking is that if the stock market went down it would put the US under pressure in the war so friendly states in the Middle East, Israel, US big banks etc are all in cahoots somehow to make them look stronger than ever. Some really weird action been going on. |
| You know once the bears are fully extinct. \nWe never see a red day again. |
| lmk when they start welding apartment doors in the city |
| Wait, this 'peace deal' has baked in future negotiations?\n\nIts not a peace deal if the terms havent been ironed out dawg.\n\nOIL |
| Wait till it comes out it was the administration shorting it in the matter of national interest. |
| I’m still not fully convinced that’s a real dude and not just an Indian psyop |
| That JPM fella causing an existential crisis frfr. |
| The Oracle of the Cuck Chair, Tom FAT CUCK Lee says we're correcting before vertical launch 🔮 \n\nSo that is exactly what is going to happen\n\n👆 screenshot |
| I lost a *ton* of money tying to use logic. Bought tons of oil calls the moment things with Iran started. \n\nWatched it run up to over 100%. Set my stop loss and let it ride. *BAM* one tweet and it blew threw my stop loss and auto-sold at like a 50% loss. \n\nTwo weeks later those same calls were up 500%.\n\nSo, F tweets and now I just scalp. |
| Un fucking believavle |
| Out of curiosity, Why was this removed? |
| Brother ‘everyone’ has been saying it’s a bubble since July of last year. Now we are at the point where a bubble crash will still have higher lowers than July’s ATH |
| What about the mole people stealing parts |
| Is it true if I own a share of SPY it technically means the CEOs of the 500 biggest companies in the US answer to me now? Like i can just walk down to Apple and ask to speak to Tim? |
| I would let people do much worse things to me for that kind of money. Just stick it out for 4 years and then retire |
| Trend is friend, but my gut feeling says puts for a pullback today. |
| sideways day followed by -3% ber candles at 3:45 you herd it hear first |
| Fuck. Reading this makes me literally want to now\n\nWhats your strike |
| As the name suggests, a whirlpool. Its not the only appliance company. GE is king |
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| BUY BUY BUY REGARDS! WE PUMP AT 0930 EST! |
| Nah a saying about scared money |
| Buy the dip? What’s the plan? |
| big red american lost century candle will soon arrive.\n\nfull port calls |
| Im not reading that slop, retard |
| Low standards. Sad. |
| Was there an upgrade ? |
| God if you can hear me just send us spy 750 today thanks & bless.. pope calls for it too prob |
| $5 gas and $800 spy the people wanted this from the start. |
| Please don’t do that. Just buy some calls |
| Brother idk if even *I* can stop this market. |
| "the water hits the outer walls, where it cools (closer to vacuum)"\n\nYou are aware that a vacuum is actually an insulator, right? It doesn't matter how cold space is, there's no material to transfer the heat to. \n\nKyle Hill has a YouTube video on it from ~3 months ago. \nhttps://youtu.be/-w6G7VEwNq0 |
| Buy calls, set alarm for 3pm, profit |
| Buckle up buckaroo |
| More with bonuses |
| do you mean the humans will? |
| It's Bearhunter. He has a lot of explaining to do LMAO 🤌 |
| !banbet |
| all my friends are so fucking bearish and everyone I talk to thinks this shit is going to crash any minute. They are barely invested, some even pulled their 401ks. There is anger in their voices, they are pissed off at the market. This shit is not going to dump any time soon. |
| that's not... how that works |
| Israel just keeps on killing motherfuckers and no one seems to care. \n\nSo that must mean it's Thursday? |
| Hmmm likely story |
| Already down. More to come daily. Be back to tree fiddy before long. You don't park a couple of countries' worth of overwhelming firepower, and enough persistent ISR to watch grass grow, and NOT get results pretty quickly. Give it 3 weeks. |
| Oil in Israel company. After this funny stuff around the world, maybe something is afoot 🤔 |
| is it true that the JPM dude was earning 500k/year? |
| So there’s a big red candle on MU now. If I’m correct it’s going to be wiped shortly. |
| Opendoor gang time to load up |
| it's the year 2069. Semis still go up 100% a day. No one knows how it's possible, no one sells, numbers just keep going up. MU is now a 75283428934584929342823942839423395 billion $ company. Forward PE is still 6.\n\nInsider trading is now banned (during the first 15 minutes of the open). |
| No crying outside the casino |
| Mango going to delay Iran deal until investigation into oil trades is shut down |
| Kinda feels like it |
| If you’re having a bad day just know that someone out there probably sold all their GOOG/SNDK/MU/AMZN to yolo into CAR before its epic sink a few weeks back |
| whoever it is, it's not a WSB regard. He inversed the"yolo all gains back in the next play" playbook |
| Yes. Join me bro I’ve got 9 contracts that need to print so I can pay rent 🥀\n\nMay the 🥭 say something stupid |
| So I bought Whirlpool calls since “everyone needs appliances”, how they lookin |
| Need robe? |
| I consistently win with SPY and lose with my other picks... someone tell me how to win better |
| WHR has been on a steady decline for 5 years, but they are blaming the loss on the Iran War? |
| Lol all this positive news on Celsius and its up 3%. Im gonna be a baggie for awhile it seems |
| MSFT $430 EOD |
| Just got a call from Ling my good friend in china that his lil village entered lockdown due to hantavirus. Buy SPY puts yall. |
| I basically only know people who are 30+ who use it, because they grew up with it. |
| Hantavirus play |
| Ordering purple Lambo now |
| Shit man |
| Tell me you don't know what an ad hominem attack is without actually saying it. |
| Too busy to day trade because of final exams:( |
| Im gonna need this from a reporter who's been bullied by 🥭 |
| MU calls will be a bit cheaper atleast |
| The news cant be that real today if 'diet coke in india' makes the Reuters front page |
| Wow my puts are cooked. I’m gonna kill my self |
| Gotta buy those puts before they give an answer |
| Was the drop on ARM and over reaction? Should it rebound? |
| Jiust keep buying puts, youll get it right one day |
| Now peloton is moving wtf this market really is regarded |
| My point is that you sold your calls for the same reason I bought puts. This run up makes no sense. |
| Yeah do it, that way we know its the top |
| $U WTF |
| 🍑💨 |
| Rainbet is a thing. |
| Pipe dream for mu to keep going up after a $100 run, huh? |
| I see what you mean now. Kind of like VIX/indices |
| Tomorrow |
| It's in an old HSA. My newer HSA is the one I use so this just sits here. |
| SIMO calls |
| Never, why would they get rid of easy profits on the back of Iran |
| how many rating upgrades for AMD are there today? |
| Hey man there was a question mark at the end for a reason 🙁 \n\nThanks for the example, I guess it was a bit of a silly question. I guess I was thinking that if OP owns stock in a company, and then promotes there use (they probably don’t have a choice in the matter which I now see) that would considered a conflict. |
| Yes |
| i have a hard time believing anyone capable of placing that large a bet with that information will face consequences |
| Wait till they announce vaccines |
| AI bro. AMD partnership. Read some stuff. |
| So if I full port SPY calls.. I win? |
| Yeah I already got a call that I need to come in and explain my trades |
| Where are we now fuckwit? |
| anyone here gonna play MCHP? |
| just last week my 385 CCs on GOOGL were ITM and closed it for a small profit on Friday. This week I'm fighting again to make sure my 410 CCs don't end up ITM. FFS googl |
| Corruption really is the best way to make money. |
| Thinking about playing around with some USO calls today. No way this market buys this bullshit the rest of this week. |
| I guess I am regarded like the rest of the folk here. Still its not a penny stock. And the swings were insane. Like 520 to what it is now, 450. Back and forth.\nBut I am new to this so maybe this happens to every 100 billion+ stock after hours |
| No taxes on this one. It's in an HSA, which might be the most ridiculous part of the story. |
| Excellent results for 5N plus stock!! Very bullish!! |
| Incoming the start of Operation Trust Me Bro 2.0, and the end of the operation 24h later with an additional of ceasefire. |
| I need it to move 200 dollars tonight or I'm cooked. What's 200 dollars between friends? |
| Ok I’ll call citadel- RCANTU314 SAYS TO ROTATE |
| Yeah, you sold your calls for the same reason I bought puts. Makes no sense. |
| Just good timing bro |
| Yes but there is a bit of a delay is what I’m saying. Pulled in $20k from watching SNDK and trading MU. |
| I saw a Capital One commercial with David Spade when I was a kid and ever since then I decided tha would be the only card I use.\n\nWhat’s in your wallet? |
| Ahhh fck how the hell did i miss this? I had No-ikia it was gonna shoot up like that 🙁 |
| """I AM NOT CRAZY""". I AM JUST RETARDED. INTC WILL GO TO 50 uh I mean $500/share! |
| Im happy with my investment. If it dips below my dca I keep averaging down. |
| Guarantee youll see some retard riding around in a car alone, with a mask on, in the next day or 2 |
| Can't wait for another deepseek market nuke. It's definitely coming. Market pricing AI as if open source models will never catch up. |
| Arm calls or puts ? |
| Someone just tell me the next 25% pop so I can buy calls and don’t lie |
| PLTR I implore you to moon today |
| Sndk back to 1200 |
| You already have a bet going - RKLB to 112.0 before 13-Jun-2026 03:56 AM -05 |
| how long until price at the pump goes down? |
| !banbet |
| NNE |
| I think it was like 15% before their recent run up, plus like 8B cash even with large buybacks. Plus growing their B2B and consumer businesses |
| Historians will remember this as the day the ai bubble started to get manic. Fuck it calls pump this dumbshit |
| Bruh |
| imagine if we still had to send paper mails to buy stonks and shit... life would slow down and be just less stressful. |
| Housing, groceries, gas, and life are also at an all time high. PUMP IT. |
| But then the rats might chew on the wires |
| Only goes up just re enter the positions regard |
| we didn’t pump 1% overnight, top is in |
| The Department of Justice, alongside the Commodity Futures Trading Commission, is investigating a series of suspiciously timed oil market trades that occurred just before major announcements regarding the Iran conflict, according to a media report published Thursday.\n\nFederal officials are examining at least four trades where traders collectively wagered more than $2.6 billion that oil prices would fall—shortly before they did, ABC News reported, citing sources.\n\nThe timeline of suspicious activity includes:\n\nMarch 23: $500M bet placed 15 minutes before U.S. President Donald Trump announced a delay to threatened strikes on Iran’s power grid\n\nApril 7: $960M bet placed hours ahead of a temporary ceasefire announcement\n\nApril 17: $760M bet placed 20 minutes before Iran’s Foreign Minister announced the Strait of Hormuz was open\n\nApril 21: $430M in bets placed 15 minutes before Trump extended the ceasefire |
| What do you guys think of Campine nv? its in the metals/rare earth sector and plays a vital role in europe! its trading at a P/E of around 6 ! |
| USO doing the same dance that yesterday ? How come there's still oil bols ? Hoping it does another 145 -> 110 -> 155 like this past month ? |
| This is as close to a red day theyre gonna get |
| Nah that company is dogshit |
| could have sold up substantially this morning\n\noh well, let's see what the market does |
| Lmao you fell for 5 year old bait. Ironically it only worked bc the sub was flooded with the most gullible morons on the planet. You've made it clear that you're in that group 😂 |
| NOW goes much much higher |
| could be, whips still gonna be wild though |
| he is an old decrepit dinosaur, would you ask your grandpa to teach you to code? |
| Calls on ultraviolet LED's (light emitting dildos). |
| My 401k still down |
| Tell us of you buy puts so we can buy calls |
| How does it take so long to deliver a response? |
| shit |
| You think the government of any country is gonna pass up a chance at another pandemic let alone the US there’s too many positives you can use it as population control, you can use it for big pharma gains, you can control what to buy again, ai would be on the rise because people would have nothing to do, he’s meeting with china to lock in a rare earth deal to feed semi conductors which is another plus for America because china owns 70% of rare earth metals , Iran if priced in either way what’s not priced in is panic from 2020 |
| Grandma can only die once though. Kid might be fucked. |
| I bought 0DTE $730C right at open yesterday. Rode them to 80% and sold at the first pull back. In-and-out in maybe 45 minutes. \n\nThey hit 300% by close. :flipstable: |
| Asts shipment and rklb earnings today with a lot of potential news. Rotation back into space begins now |
| I hope you're OK |
| Makes me nervous |
| No idea. |
| Jobs are indeed not booming. |
| Cybersecurity will be the winner of 2026 NET CRWD PANW |
| lol ARM down -8% now? I saw it went up like 8% AH yesterday |
| Statistically speaking, someone heard about hantavirus and pulled out their old Covid mask like Spider-Man pulling out his old suit |
| What does this mean? As in it’s going back up? |
| losing your mind, its been 2 months |
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| Wonder what Smarterchild is up to nowadays |
| !banbet CAR $220 6W |
| this applies to all assets that are in the exact same sector with different beta (volatility) |
| Nokia has more than doubled this year. Y'all sleeping on Nokia |
| Stock Market hit an ALL-TIME HIGH TODAY. Jobs & 401-K’s are BOOMING!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Space data centers are fucking stupid.\n\nBuild them underground instead. Just bore a tunnel and put all the servers along one wall. On the surface, install a shitload of solar, then sell excess back to the grid--boom, now you're also in the power generation business and you've addressed the primary concern around data center build out, i.e. fucking over everybody's power supply.\n\nWe already have a billionaire with his own tunnel boring machines. The solution was right underneath our feet the whole time! |
| Sold my TSLA in pre market like a paper handed biatch |
| Nope, not even. Only bull, my dick is too big. Just my thoughts, time to rotate regardless of how much top is left. Probably a saying about pigs and such and such |
| is it PUTS day today or am i gonna get fukt as usual? hehe |
| this cant hold a candle to other pre-markets\n\n \nstill, I remain |
| DDOG +30% earnings |
| Stonks go up |
| I bought 10 $11 strike leaps expiring January 2027 back when SOXL was about $9 for about $4.95 per contract, so $4,950. I sold when it was around $47 for about 500% gain. If I kept holding, I would be looking to buy a house with downpayment money. Oh well. |
| i summon Axios and pakistan officials, thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Barely 😬 |
| every daily ATH is a new support level - UnivalveX |
| I feel nervous about switching from GOOGL to NVDA (which I did yesterday) |
| Whats up with coreweave |
| Who’s Steve? |
| FIG let’s goooo |
| 🤞 |
| VCX is the exact opposite of barely moving |
| Get a less expensive nice car like a Lexus or Audi then take a sick vacation |
| Congrats lol |
| There are people among us that don't even know how to get started in the stock market, or any company, and just blow their entire paycheck on tiktok shop then complain about grocery prices. |
| Google force installs Gemini on desktops through chrome? If this is not the most bullish thing for GOOG?\n\n3 billion users, 4 gigs of storage. |
| I really appreciate what you are saying. but I will be fine, really. if they account blow up. I won't play this again and can live off my other account. also dont have any immediate debt, apart from the house which is last 5 years mortgage. |
| It never works. |
| Yeah big dawg this is a sell asap kinda play right now, then roll it into something closer to the money. |
| It’s up 80% this month what else do you want lol |
| His words align with my current holdings, so he's right |
| Hentaivirus is good for their business and bottom line\n\nLEAP calls |
| Don’t like the look of today but what do I know |
| Stock down a few dollars here comes bear insight |
| I heard him say his concern is when the big companies IPO and their lock ups expire, coupled with a slowdown in buybacks. So yeah a few years away 😂 |
| Everybody back to remote work? \n\nBullish for software |
| 100% win record 🤔 |
| $20 is $20 |
| premarket today doesn’t feel like yesterdays |
| Pamp it |
| Hell yeah NOW and MSFT |
| One big beautiful green candle |
| 911k |
| Fellow meme war enjoyer I see |
| i wont touch it till 25 |
| oil short exit getting crowded 🫣 |
| The cure for Hanta is the same as covid. \n\nSprite and chicken noodle soup. |
| WTI wants to hit 85 again so hard. |
| SPY would be at 900 if it wasn't for this dang oil shock |
| Just twisted my shoulder in a way it's not supposed to go. Jesus Christ the pain horrible |
| Has to pay off eventually... |
| I feel like MU mirrors SNDK and since SNDK moves quicker you can see what MU will do next. I’ve been using this strategy all week. |
| Crazy there's people who went cash on Liberation Day and still haven't taken a position to get back in. They've lost so much money, you guys. |
| Angry Bear sighting |
| holy guacamole MRNA |
| Tbh voo is up by a lot as well right with double digit gains per year since then. |
| There's a new illness out there? |
| #TLDR\n\n---\n\n**Ticker:** GPUS\n\n**Direction:** Up 🚀\n\n**Prognosis:** Buy Shares around $0.13\n\n**Company Vibe:** Tech-bro Doomsday Prepper (Running AI data centers while aggressively hoarding Bitcoin, silver, and gold)\n\n**The Setup:** The company's $53M Bitcoin stash alone covers almost 90% of its $60M market cap. You're basically buying the actual high-margin AI data center and infrastructure business for free. |
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| one time memed so hard on $crk i woke up to a notification saying “please stop” lmao |
| Bers trying to convince themselves that today’s the day |
| !banbet Spy 741 24h |
| FIGMA balls? |
| Qqq to 700 |
| Fuck your puts |
| I will sell you those covered calls if you would like? |
| Hantavirus bullish or bearish chat? |
| Sounds like it was probably from a landfill a couple went near while out on an excursion. Which, I mean, a landfill makes sense for rats. |
| I’d say take 50% cash out and let the rest ride |
| PAMP IT |
| Silver 92 January 2027 |
| Look at the trend for the past week |
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| Why is Fig popping premarket \nIm.liking it |
| Speculators are considered longterm investors nowadays. This is pure gambling |
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| IREN Q3 earnings 👀 |
| Guess you need to cancel and re-book at the Nissan dealership instead |
| how much are those |
| Calls |
| SAUDI STATE TV SAYS STRAIT OF HORMUZ SHIPPING BREAKTHROUGH EXPECTED WITHIN HOURS \n \nAccording to reports, agreements are being discussed to ease the blockade and allow stranded ships to resume transit through the critical oil shipping route. |
| One of these days is gonna be red %10 |
| Why, explain in detail |
| It's so beautiful, they should have sent a poet |
| Because you can ape it and get like 5 GT3 RS' |
| I sold for a 6% gain which ran for 182% instead\n\nI also added meta 600c to my watchlist yesterday which did 480% |
| I've been losing money in Japan for years. |
| Exactly. I keep trying to time the top with puts. |
| Don't look down |
| Just think, there are people among us that looked at semi chip stock charts and DIDN'T see a bubble.\n\nCyclical, supply is ramping up, demand will fall. Too many companies want a piece of the pie. This is how capitalism works...always |
| because you can’t even afford the good 911 yet |
| They make such shit products |
| Really hope so. That's what I'm counting on |
| Get a GTS. Don’t be tricked by the turbo. |
| Metal with wheels won’t make you happy |
| Already made money I got paper hands. Holding 4 up to and maybe through earnings |
| \*works abacus\* wow, 5x5 miles is exactly 3x the surface area of earth! |
| Wingstop? |
| Please, for all that's holy let MU grow today. Just one more day |
| raise your hand if you\n\n\- took profits yesterday,\n\n\- are holding a ton of cash,\n\n\- are still feeling a lot of FOMO anyways |
| Gonna remind my financial planner that he needs to do better and that I can realize 10x gains using only my butthole. |
| Selling mean paying taxes, just take out what you need from margin and let it ride |
| Dude you have to stop. If u want risk why don't you just put it all in a 2x or 3x leveraged S&P etf or tqqq and then forget about options and gambling and learn to play the piano or paint or something |
| You think uppies? |
| 2.6 BILLION LMAO 😂 |
| we may be the last generation to ever witness a dip again |
| You should. Do it. |
| Gonna call into RKLB EC as a non-investor just because I enjoy hearing Beck’s cool accent when talking about rockets |
| Remind me |
| I didn't say that was me. I'm not bearish until I buy long. |
| PV's can be weaned off silver if prices get too crazy though |
| Pussy |
| Whirlpool doing their best to throw a wet blanket on the never ending party |
| Chat my stonks have hit 170k after 7 years of investing. Tell me why i shouldn't just blow it on a porsche 911 or something. because right now they are just useless numbers sitting on my screen |
| I feel like they don’t make money so it’s don’t matter but I am \nAlways wrong |
| Paul Tudor Jones says AI bull market has ‘another year or two to run’\n\nlol |
| This response is retarded |
| U rly r regard, aren't you? Outside normal hours are always volitile bcuz of the much lower volume |
| PLTR calls a good play for today? |
| Can try for allocated shares on Robinhood? Or 500k account to purchase on Fidelity? |
| Feeling like QQQ puts |
| My ARM hurts |
| The woman who contracted hantavirus reportedly was in close contact with your wife's boyfriend\n\n\nPuts it is |
| HOLY MACARONI data dog |
| 🥭: "fine, we'll give you your reparations for damage. Just buy a shitload of SPY calls"\n\nIran: "ok but we cant look weak either so we have to drag this out until the number is hit"\n\n🥭 to institutional leaders: "if you ever sell and fuck this up before I say so, I will literally send you and your families to a gulag in el salvador"\n\n\n>SPY generational run on terrible macro prospects |
| You’re gonna need it in this economy |
| Pretty weak |
| But who’s buying peace when you’ve got bombs for cheap? |
| Epic V on oil. "Chris paul hits a huge three to cut the lead down to 42" vibes |
| Buy oil calls today for a quick 2x |
| I’m heavy in there with you brother. 🫡 |
| Always has been 🫠 |
| This same exact deal was rejected multiple times already. No way they will ever accept loss of nuclear and no control over strait. It's death sentence to them |
| 75 year old lady across the street always mows her lawn at the peak hotness of the day\n\nI am starting to think she is a bear and may hate life |
| Chill dude spy literally went down 1 bps, you’d think reading this comment that we hit a circuit breaker |
| lol I had to sell MSFT yesterday to buy a house. Should never bought the house. |
| Yeah VCX is the play |
| "Degenerates" |
| They’re looking into injecting bleach into the body |
| yes. it is at almost 300k now just the options gambling account. can't stop. this is like gaming to me. also im still maybe 20 years until retirement. lol |
| Crude rapidly jumping to its 1 month ago price. Lmao.\n\nPaper markets sure crack me up. |
| Draftkings earnings report today. God help me |
| how are any of you still out there |
| All hantaviradae have the ability to transmit person to person: but typically through aerosilization with heavy viral loads. \n\n\nFun thing about cruises is how the toilets work: it sprays microparticles of shit into the air. Thus norovirus outbreaks infecting a large percent of crew and passengers. \n\n\nIf this strain of hanta was exceptionally pathogenic, you would see the entire ship manifest and crew being infected. Iirc there are less than 20 cases though? |
| I’ve got 50% of my portfolio in it, you better be damn right🫡 |
| Believe it or not, calls. |
| Are you doing it? |
| nintendo stock actually looking juicy here long term |
| BUYING MORE MU. CALLS |
| Not yet I gotta get in |
| No way we end red today, dip will be bought at open and it will be another 0.4% green day based off of vibes |
| its definitely special, in a sense |
| Anyone shorting quantum? |
| If you dont think basic human transmission that is spreading of a strain that has a 40% fatality rate for even supremely healthy people, and has already established a foothold in every continent, might worry people and institutions somewhat, you might in fact be the retard |
| AI is dead, all pandemic plays now |
| What’s the move today |
| Get a GMT-Master II instead |
| If we actually get lockdown it’s 1000 percent cause of oil |
| Been pumping every day. Even if Iran rejects the deal, markets will be fine as long as bombs don’t get fired |
| Full semi |
| Tent cities by the square mile and synthetic heroine by the pound. The sea swallowed New Orleans. 5 men own 90% of arable land. Spy is $1000 |
| Gonna get me a ford ranger phev pickup 🛻 \n\nNot available in usonia lmao |
| SPY 840 is not a joke. \n\nPraise be permabull and CNBC contributor Tom Lee |
| This run not stopping 🚀 |
| Perché INTC non è verde? |
| Holy shit it's a pile of shit |
| The move today is the move of everyday pinky, to take over the world…..with calls. |
| Jesus fuck can shit stop going down! Go back to green fucking asshats |
| What’s the thesis? |
| Maaaaaybe sndk |
| > Cumsock \n\nMinnesota Vikings fans know what's up |
| To make money |
| Tbh, current price broke my uptrend support line I had drawn up. Now, it could definitely recover and I would just adjust the lines to make this the new support, but a downwards move here isn’t out of the picture. We will see at open. |
| I'd say try MU. Most days it has a dip for about 1 hour or 1.5 hours, then climbs like crazy. |
| I really think you should consider taking any profit you have and stopping. You said you're up ....what, 40k all time? And you were down 250k at one point? |
| shouldn't we be seeing some UUUU movement? |
| they retain their value the best |
| That’s all you get bears enjoyir |
| Especially with 🥭. He will deny a problem until he is the last one alive. And we will buy it. |
| Going to 10+ |
| Buy SNDK and MU ✌️ |
| You expect Iran to reject? I can’t see them capitulating to 🥭’s demands. |
| Wow they got crushed. I've never followed their stock tbh but I thought they were doing good |
| not with this admin |
| We don’t even need the CEO when Ai could bullshit us with jargon and not skip a beat just as good if not better during questioning and investor calls. \nBiggest cost to businesses is the ridiculous pay and bonuses CEOs get |
| My semis semi is flaccid now. What's the next play? |
| Paying trends |
| I started to believe whatever I touch turns into red..... until I sell my position at a loss. The day I sell in the next hour, it will go green... |
| Mostly just the street corner 😂 |
| Double down. |
| Well i bought September puts when it was 154 very happy right now with those -5% daily drops |
| Yes, but there will always be “if I only had done xyz”. Always. In this case, it stings, but, remember, you don’t go broke making a profit. |
| Rolex is always a dumb choice. |
| RKLB calls for earnings or watch from the sidelines |
| A nice watch is like an IRL lv 180 cosmetic item. Y'all should try wearing one. |
| You're being forced to make easy money? |
| Everyone and their mom is going to want testing, and we don't have the infrastructure or basis for it, so yes |
| Minting trillionaires at that tp, lol |
| Thank god there's a qualified epidemiologist in the thread. \n\nI think there's people saying something similar in walking dead episode 1 |
| If you're genuinely worried about lockdowns and covid 2: electric hantaloo right now you might actually be retarded |
| I’ve been fighting the trend and getting my ass kicked |
| prob get a upside down V or a Lambda soon and another rocket \n\n \n one thing, kinda seems like all the iran peace thing is a farce because president has to go to s summit with xi ping whatever his name is, so that makes it look like progress. \n\n \nso that war ending news i'd imagine is what they call fake news |
| The premarket line not straight vertical up. Must mean generational top. - 🐻 |
| I'm just begging for reform of the Fed. |
| aapl calls seem like a good option today |
| Still VCX |
| People who think we could have another lockdown are living in a reality devoid of reality. |
| Dont worry I sold yesterday. Big green coming |
| Markets fucked I’m buying calls at open. |
| 9:31 selling off rip need the profits |
| You are cooked |
| Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything. It’s over. |
| DDOG calls were the call! LFG |
| All we are saying … is give peace a chance |
| Yes |
| Their only mistakes was not stealing hundreds of millions then they’d just get a slap on the wrist. |
| What’s going on with JMIA? +32% premarket 🤯 |
| Brent just went up almost 2 usd in like 10 mins. Won't be that bad |
| 34 losses? Damn bro. Stay away from stocks |
| Gonna go with spy if nothing else |
| Hurry up and dump all these trash meme AI stocks so we can trade something else ffs |
| Red day overdue |
| WSB … it’s where the regards hang out |
| There's an old proverb from Minnesota \n \nOnly after the last tree is cut \nAnd the last river is poisoned \nOnly after the last fish is caught \nWill you find that buttcorn🌽 can not be eaten |
| There will always be someone buying puts. |
| I remember back in the day when they said the general market will yield about 8 percent gains per year...now we doing 8 percent gains in a week lol its nuts |
| That’s dedotated ram to the server. You |
| This guy's been around the block once or twice. |
| Nah never going down ever again for the rest of our lives. Just a diagonal line up and to the right forever. We'll all be rich!! |
| Want to view a Masterclass in ber complaining, [watch the first 10 mins or so of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BAH56ecbE4) he's even straight up calling the market fake and manipulated, all but blamed wsb |
| Ready for a massive red MSFT candle to shatter my hopes for today lmao |
| I bought USO calls yesterday morning and it’s down 4% right now am I cooked? |
| Warren is into trains. |
| FUCK SMCI |
| Planet Fitness really missed earnings bc people don’t have to go inside to cancel memberships anymore. They lost those ghost members |
| yes. thats why I now limit myself to 2k daily. no matter gain or loss. also that account started at 50k. |
| How many of you areossinf the moonshot with $HIMX? |
| Shhhh, I hold PFE. It's gonna moon 🚀🚀 |
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| Deal! |
| Glad I can draw that on figma lmao |
| The volatility decay is why they say not to hold it overnight. It resets and rebalances every single day to deliver exactly 2x the index’s daily return. |
| Markets up or sideways today. Down big tomorrow as better than expected jobs numbers dampen rate cut hopes |
| The first pandemic was always going to ensure the success of the second. |
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| I'm pretty sure during earning's call most CEOs are answering questions with the help of a teleprompter and soon it will be an AI teleprompter. |
| Tinfoil hat, maybe the Oil shorts bought before the Axios post is actually Iranians |
| Why lose money? |
| Smh |
| pump or dump? guess it doesnt matter cuz it’ll go opposite what we think |
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| You already have a bet going - SPY to 727.52427 before 08-May-2026 08:02 AM -05 |
| bruh, pfizer is up .29% |
| I just need SNDK to pump 20% by tomorrow for my calls to breakeven 😎 |
| !banbet dolphins attack US Ships 24h |
| Bers begging imaginary covid 2.0 to come save them |
| QQQ almost averaging 1% a day since cease fire |
| The entire mkt traded like a penny stock past 5wks |
| I guess, and ah hell nah aint nobody buying that non fluted shid LMAO 🤌 |
| intc calls still good? |
| Thermo-Fisher killed it last time, look into the PCR suppliers |
| Figma balls in yo mouf |
| Burry going all in like it’s 2008 |
| Not so much the forth |
| HODL is for n00bs anyhow. |
| for the price of a cup of coffee you can help a ber lose that money on AI puts |
| Oh what you mean to say is talk about it progressing everyday for 27 straight trading days and let QQQ rip 26% \n\n |
| So you’re gonna sell right 😟\n\n😏\n\nRight? 😦\n\n😏 |
| 50% bots here what do you expect |
| Get a tank |
| This planet will exhaust all natural resources. |
| Yea dude it’ll totally be at $50 after ER |
| Don’t fight the trend, quick in and out |
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| # FIGMA FINNA LIGMA |
| But we are the last ones to push the red or blue button, so at least we have that going for us |
| it's too dressy to wear it everyday. if you are talking about non-fluted ones they look ugly |
| You are chasing trends |
| I’m leveraged to the tits in small cap oil producers, market open is going to be rough |
| both |
| It's ok rocky you move when you feel like it. |
| You need to keep the faith |
| I am a full blown retardant. More NFLX calls? |
| This comment section is ruined by the abundance of dum fuks. STFU about hAntavIrus. It’s been around forever and does not spread rapidly. |
| Half of the markets gains this year came from April lol |
| What was the mindset going in? |
| I'm YOLOing 500$ on risky puts at open.. anyone have a good play? If it hits big I'll send you some |
| Thank you for your service and providing exit liquidity for the tech bros |
| Does the Dow break 50k today? Hurry somebody call Pam Bondi to be on standby |
| I'd be throwing my piss and shit everywhere |
| Why tho |
| Figmas cooking something,\n\nBeaten down stock, I reckon this might be my new intel (bought intel @20) |
| wow |
| Bears badly need a relief |
| That's like a rare candy cheat on Cinnabar. |
| Puts it is |
| Theres a datejust 36 |
| Rounding error bro |
| Or boners |
| Well I'm just saying don't think about when you were up or are up now, think about how you felt when you were down. |
| Can’t you feel it in your bones |
| 30 by eom |
| If you're not putting solar in your car then you are definitely gay in 2026 |
| SOUN $740 |
| Options is gambling but with fancy words |
| If my cost basis was $40, I wouldn’t care either |
| $LIG |
| I’m gonna win ! |
| It'll be CLOSED 🤌🏻 |
| 📉📉because I sold puts |
| Fucking Papa John's having a double digit pre market is LOL |
| The consumer is strong.\nThey are spending more and more.\n\nThat is so fucking bullish, people have no idea how fucking bullish that is. |
| YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE \n\nHANTA OR HANTA NOT. THERE IS NO MILD |
| Full port into oil, if iran rejects the deal today it's gonna pump so hard |
| its too big for my puny wrist |
| It will pump probably 740 just for funsies |
| The dolphins are winning |
| Ramageddon? Can’t u just download that shit for free? |
| Good morning |
| 125 soon |
| Yeah just 40% off |
| https://preview.redd.it/o6ogp1gmrpzg1.png?width=1320&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6b519083eb14ff9096531a381f11c3d9ff48c7c\n\n \nThis will continue to haunt me forever. |
| Looks like they are being generous and letting us buy the calls cheaper at open |
| Ung moon time. |
| I like datejust 41 more |
| Dump incoming. |
| Don’t question it just calls. Stop losing money on puts (telling myself this every day) |
| Is $FIG gonna pop off today? |
| ASTS !! |
| Might fuck around and buy spy puts for the first time in months |
| >SpaceX has said unproven AI space data centers may not be commercially viable, per Reuters\n\nSay it ain't so, SPY 800 and SPX $2 trillion valuation depend on data centers in space |
| CELH such a buy right now jeezus |
| Thinking of selling my 15k AMD gains to buy a used rollie for my skinny wrist... is this a dumb idea? rolex explorer 36 type shit. |
| LMAO why couldn’t you tell me this yesterday, up 65% pre market |
| Lol. It’s not spreading |
| Ok VOO is at 7% but close enough |
| No need for oil during a global lockdown |
| Big red coming up |
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| Market opens. Informed people sell. News comes out that Iran rejects deal. |
| Operation: “trust me, bro” was a success |
| gay |
| u are absolutely correct. however. this is just my gambling options account. my long term "value investing" account was always green. but still regret selling all those 100x opportunities when its only 10x. |
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| Banbet it |
| !banbet SPY -1% 24h |
| She sat on my DRAM with her VWAP, and the rest is history really. |
| Riiiiiiiight |
| Any thoughts on OPEN earnings |
| Warrens been wrong a lot, he's too old for this market. \n\nCalls. |
| how funny would it be if Barrun gets arrested for insider trading in oil futures 🥰 |
| Allergic to hantavirus |
| Oh look I broke even again, time for another week of bleeding |
| Fake pump get ready for the rugpull |
| Paul Tudor jones “we need to fix wealthy inequality”\n\nSir you’re worth $8billion please tell me your thoughts on wealth inequality \n\n?????? |
| PENG is continuing to rerate today. $60+ incoming. |
| Probably is, but once we bounced off of 100 a couple times I thought THAT was the bottom. Illegal amounts of jawboning and manipulation. |
| Like you have low volume ath in premarket, now another lower high. Nothing is saying buyers are really pushing it\n\n\nBut market is retarded so |
| Doomer post on the daily at ATH's.\n\nShit, we might rocket past 7500 today |
| Unitree + Agibot IPO:s incoming this year. Unitree quite soon. I own Ubtech, Hong Kong robotics, OneRobotics, Estun, Hua Hong, Hoirzon Robotics, Rainbow Robotics as well as KranShares STAR 50. |
| shit |
| DDOG +30% 👀 |
| 5%? |
| If the war doesn’t get us to to drop that virus spreading will |
| Okay fucktards it’s time for us to rally together, those that have missed out on the obvious Intel government insider trade and others this year it’s now your time. (Along with anyone who made tendies too). This is the greatest DD of all time and it’s been under our noses the entire time. Where do all regards on here end up I ask? Wendy’s. Who’s reporting earnings this Friday and hasn’t missed in 5 quarters? Wendy’s. Who will put tendies on the table if we buy every call and share for Wendy’s prior to earnings? Wendy’s. We must rally around Wendy’s stock in order to not end up working at Wendy’s it’s that simple. |
| Here we go with another software dead cat bounce |
| we got cooked bro \n\n |
| ASTS if you feel like gambling. |
| I’m a long term NET holder. I just try to ignore the financials and think about how they are a huge part of the modern internet and that has all the value. |
| Is today a pump or a flush?\n\nSkeptical of pump day given Spy is not moving on oil down 5%. |
| DKNG puts today |
| Rxt |
| I bought, so likely |
| Just waiting for the DD post of someone going massively short because of hantavirus |
| It’s up 97% in a month |
| Dream bigger |
| At your age I would consider buying SPX (or ETF equivalent) and SSO, maybe half and half.\n\nI don't think SPXL is a good idea personally.\n\nBasically hold the SPX until 10 years before retirement and then move 10-15% of it annually into bonds or something less risky until you're about 50% SPX and 50% conservative item.\n\nThe SSO you hold for at least 15 years, but if there is a crash you have to add 5, 10, or 15 more years to it. Basically with the leveraged one the key is just to get out of it at some point when you're up after 15 years or some other relatively long time. You could hold it longer but I think this is a good approach. Or you could just skip the SSO and do SPX, but I think 2x leverage or less is basically OK. |
| at least get a camry trd brother |
| I SAID MILD |
| DKNG puts free $ |
| What we got for today |
| This shit is about to pump so hard at open |
| All the pandemic plays are starting to move. PFE, HD, NFLX, etc... |
| I need one final yolo to make 50k - someone give me ticker to full port |
| And the black plague is back. Hantavirus |
| QQQ or SMH calls at open. Just do it |
| If my leaps print I gonna buy my dream car: either a Toyota Corolla GR or future Subaru STI\n\n#jdm for life |
| #TLDR\n\n---\n\n**Ticker:** CRK ("Cumsock" Resources)\n\n**Direction:** Volatile AF (Up on NatGas spikes, down to the earth's core otherwise)\n\n**Prognosis:** Buy shares/calls and pray for a European cold snap or an AI data center energy crisis\n\n**Business Model:** Turning natural gas molecules into massive cash deficits to assert dominance\n\n**Degeneracy Level:** First Ballot WSB Hall of Fame |
| It reversed from below 90. Could be the bottom? |
| Hantavirus= biotech rally? |
| Dram over? |
| 🤣 |
| 40% fatality... |
| Average returns 10% yearly gains \n\nit’s almost half way through the year and we’re at 5% YTD\n\nwhat about this is screaming “bubble” |
| Make it a 🥭 and you got a deal. |
| im balls deep in crwv so yes, calls please. |
| Rfk prolly gonna use this virus to soft launch some fucking fix-all aloe based elixir that cures all illness and arthritis. Prolly start with a intro 45-47% off to kick start the new product. |
| Lol bull market. It is nothing more than reckless money printing and an explosion of the money supply. |
| I SEE THAT AS GOOD NEWS BETTTT |
| Dementia office administrator in charge, new plague, multiple wars, ball and choke chain on global shipping.\n\n \nCalls. |
| why do you prefer it |
| It's ok AMD, MU, SNDK, you can rest now. NVDA have the watch, and we will see you in Valhalla. |
| Iran waiting for market to open to reject the deal |
| Based on some indicators, price already fell below MA 20/50 which is usually bearish, most volume was at 68.33, current volume is negative but price is high, apperently insiders sold alot recently and it currently has big trouble climbing above 81 again, im thinking 70 will be possible in the next couple o days. There are barely any dip buyers and big positive news (Panther announcement at Dell Tech World, May 5) have barely influenced the stock. |
| so fsly just gonna tank further |
| Oil reversing from below 90, could that be the bottom reversal? |
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| He did, and not for the first, or last, time |
| Yes |
| My MU call spread is at a weird point, being so far above short strike, a pullback of 100 points won’t reduce profit too much |
| Ive seen worse lol |
| Who needs friends when you have Paul Tudor Jones to suck your billionaire balls on CNBC |
| Stupider things have happened |
| Nutz |
| Spec volume drops off, governments force it down. Just my take. |
| IF NVDA HITS $220 BY EOW I WILL GET A INSERT HERE TRAMP STAMP TATTOO |
| ill buy you a bottle of tequila if that happens. |
| 000660 KS |
| Got to be some insider trading for such a bold move buying so many contracts |
| Buy the dip |
| Market is starting to Chernobyl like it's 1999\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ypzofm60rpzg1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c260c9ae5cbb6f0b893be082fd45df08105d7a5e |
| yup i bought @ 10 |
| Being up smalls feels like a down day |
| Another day, another bluff called by Iran |
| Gold up and oil down. Dont tell me people believe in another lockdown cause of hentai virus? 🤔 |
| Per reuters, UAE ship can just turn off their location tracker and pass through the hormuz 🤌🏻 |
| No |
| Same. Shit is not, and has not, gotten better. |
| Chad, should come post to the daily woud a fine addition |
| Yet here you are \n\nYou gonna look back with longing from spy 450 at this thread |
| Banbet it |
| McDonald’s ceo say the n word or what |
| So no chance of 730 by Friday? Guess I'm fucked |
| LMAO 🤌 |
| are AMD real competition for Nvidia now? |
| Added some more qqq 5/8 700c, 5/15 710c and buying fistfuls of 5/22 720c asap |
| I'd take a mild case of hantavirus to get a new round of stimmies. |
| If we all work together we can flatten the curve, you guys |
| People said that about AMD..how it always goes down regardless of earnings. I feel the same way about Crwv. Thats why calls it is. |
| Even if there is no deal today they will just say progress made and that’s all that matters even though nothing is different than six weeks ago an the strait has now been closed a full 10 weeks as of tomorrow |
| Earnings were solid and still supportive of the turn around story. They will need to continue to improve operations and get that DPU below $300. If they can swing a 5% gain in Rev they'll be huge impact to EPS. |
| both but I prefer qqq |
| I haven’t been playing around with stocks because I was a ber and I dieded but holy fucking shit I just saw that SPY is 735, WTF |
| I was looking at 50$ leaps at the beginning of the week, but then saw that Anthropic CPO left and will be making something competitive, probably with Claude, so fuck that. |
| Starting to piss me off |
| Hey now we never said the CDC was competent after firing all the experts |
| I like spy better |
| WENDEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH |
| only if shlt coins pivoted into tokenizing real world fertilizer fulfillment then we could be bullish on POO 💩 |
| Wienerschnitzel |
| There is this thing called theta, and it rules the market. |
| I had soxl bought at $18 last year and I thought I was so smart selling it for 4x that right before Chinese new year because obviously production was going to slow and another dip would happen like it does every year so I'll just lock on my gains and re-enter in the inevitable dip.\n\nRegard. |
| WEN 1Y chart lollllll\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/05vpohkvqpzg1.png?width=809&format=png&auto=webp&s=dff1935ed9fe0f768e82eb4ad10afa1bdcb32a7b |
| # Paul Tudor Jones says AI bull market has ‘another year or two to run’ |
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| What dip? A Green dip? |
| Andes virus the new strain of hantavirus I see\n |
| this is it!!!! i can feel it in the air!!!! |
| Pretty dumb boomers these. The point of the ship is it's ice strengthened. It does high latitude summer cruises. So it has to make the world's most boring passage twice a year, Antarctica to arctic and back. Imagine paying to sail all the way up the south Atlantic on a delivery trip |
| CRWV gonna tank. |
| Operation Brekkie Sammie |
| Celh smash and raise |
| Bears need to be converted with electroshock therapy |
| No the UK is a great place to live, especially the cotswolds. People who complain about the UK have often not actually lived in other countries |
| I read balls deep and then use them fingers and the mental image was not good. |
| i didn’t say it’s good. we’re fucked. |
| So it's the crack |
| That too, and whoever makes hot pockets |
| It better fucking be, I've missed out on so much gains by passive investing in global ETFs + being 50% cash (with 4% interest) the past 3-4 months... \n\nI soooooo hope for a major crash that leaves half this sub homeless. |
| So what you're telling me is.. instead of quarantine those people on the ship at a hospital or something.. WE JUST RELEASE THEM INTO THE WILD??? LMAO 🤌 |
| May your stocks, moon and rise |
| Hmmm, who to believe…the richest and most successful entrepreneur to ever walk the earth. \n\nOr some random Redditor whose biggest accolade is collecting 150 upvotes on the internet. \n\nDefinitely have to trust the Redditor in this situation, right?! |
| anyone who was building PC's then knew the potential. I have gaming friends who are 40 now and are multimillionaires JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE NERDS. fuckin jealous. |
| Calls |
| My AI girlfriend also helps me pick the best stocks. Shes the best. |
| Trap those MU and SOXL bears 😍 |
| People said the same a year ago mate |
| Maybe. It might not matter exactly where it’s released. |
| balls deep in overnight calls cmon 🥭 use them fingers and tweet something like WAR IS OVER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. |
| its gona be like google, google was around 300 for too long |
| Calls on MSFT Blizzard? |
| Umm wendys? |
| Figma 👀 |
| PTON +11% earnings |
| Pretty metals looking good. |
| It’s been around FOREVER |
| Google 400 resistance? |
| is it better to play qqq or spy options? |
| Another pandemic means buy NFLX |
| this market is regarded |
| So now a KLM Flight attendant is hospitalized who came in contact with a person from the cruise ship. Leaps on moderna and pfizer today? |
| Jan 2027 MSFT $500 calls look cheap af or am I on crack |
| Only when they get caught lol |
| Market is starting to get scary |
| Type shit. |
| The one thing I was bullish on 😭 |
| QQQ to $700 today? |
| Asians or degens? The table seems to be chock full of young Asians with stacks of black chips every time I see one. |
| Feel like AMZN just hanging around max pain |
| Tsla calls at open or too late? |
| Ghalibaf trolling 🥭 and Axios\n\nhttps://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2052137763877568532?s=20 |
| What’s the play today? Got $1k locked and loaded |
| Spy dipping because of hantavirus🤯 |
| SNDK red? What kind of treachery is this? |
| Is Israel involved in any of these peace deals bc they are the ones still firing lmao |
| Iran please respond for my spy calls |
| People gonna be talking about how over extended we are, not entering out of fear, until we reach the actual top in months from now. Then they’ll enter and then we will turn over |
| Rollie on my wrist, AMD in my IRA, iced coffee at 7am, type shit |
| Do people seriously think a cruise virus is going to do a single thing to the SPY? 🫵😂 |
| Reddit mods at its finest again\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/kkysgh7bqpzg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78d1a8380e82c5ca001cf517bf2446573025622b |
| all i'm asking for is the stock market to rise permanently without fundamentals |
| is this is it? |
| MU 700 EOD |
| MMs in a standoff watching who sells f I r s t 🫴 |
| Small sample size doesn’t help |
| No much, my sofi bags r heavy |
| Great time to buy! |
| Divine ability: "Perhaps profitable by 2045" |
| I tried calls Monday wrecked, puts yesterday and got smashed I go back to calls today 😶🌫️ |
| Not much, just bag holding MSFT |
| Solar names posting beats this week and good guidance. Sector has been a shit show for a long while, but it is looking like it’s time to finally get in. |
| 🥰😚🥰 |
| Don't go on cruise ships and lick rat shit? |
| The never had sex is all mine thank you. |
| SNDK went fkn limp |
| What’s up dog? |
| Idc wtf the prices are now...they better go green after opening bell (except VIX and USO) |
| Sounds bullish. Calls |
| BRO OP STARTED GOONING RIGHT AFTER HE LOST ALL THAT MONEY LMFAO |
| Please God |
| Sezzle is the way. Same fundamental business but early stage and not trading at ridiculous premium. Projecting 35% YoY growth |
| Believe it or not, calls. Behind schedule? Priced in. Warehouse catches on fire? Priced in. Asteroid with 102% chance of hitting the earth tomorrow? You guessed it. Calls |
| WcDonald |
| And then there’s this saying consumers are getting hurt. But doesn’t matter. \n\nhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/07/whirlpool-says-iran-war-causing-recession-level-industry-decline-the-shares-are-down-20percent.html |
| lol |
| anything below +1.5% is a red day |
| Alright I guess today we're cosplaying as epidemiologist instead of political experts in this sub. Or maybe this is where all the unemployed cdc folks 🥭 fired are |
| Got em LMFAO |
| Lunr |
| I don't think anyone here wants an actual real job like that, no |
| Speed Queen is where it is at! |
| Rxt |
| Capex slayer |
| So it's smci a scam or not🤨 |
| RKLB to $100 after earnings |