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| Y’all don’t think it’s ridiculous we waste the entire morning trying to fight the inevitable\n\nThose pumps all those people buying, so annoying\n\nAll that and for what? |
| Breaking: Epstein spotted downing US F-16 |
| MSFT META near tariff levels |
| Close to lows of the day. Would like to see us dump another 1.5% |
| When is Trump speaking today?? |
| Everyone seems to hate the stock now |
| When kyle said hed became a long term investor in 2026 we all thought he was a pretty smart guy. Its 2030 now and kyle asked if i could cover his tab, said hed pay me back tomorrow |
| Anyone want to fondle my balls? It might help with my trading. Do it for the gains |
| Bro , how do you incest by yourself, you need a sibling at least |
| godspeed |
| Make history Donnie. Give the market its first ever Black Friday. All you have to do is speak the truth |
| Average down you regard |
| That’s exactly the time |
| Just popping in for a welfare check. Has the hotline been posted yet? |
| Like, money signed by the pressie? |
| FUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKED |
| He bought? |
| Staaaahhhpp I don’t want to use any more margin |
| Easy. They have no skin in the game. |
| yellow cake like yellow snow tho |
| I hope we see jail for some of these ghouls. Not one media outlet or journalist has even mentioned market manipulation |
| I am. Im just jaded. |
| I just don’t see how as the day goes on with no positive news that people don’t start selling pretty hard for the weekend. |
| Couple hours left then time to load on those cheap calls for a taco social post |
| Leverage short msft? |
| It’s a whole other thing to be pounded by a slop flaccid penis 😂😂 |
| As much as I hope this shit ends, why tf would Iran just end it?\n\nLike we’re minding our own business and you kill our leaders, you bomb our shit, kill a bunch of our citizens…you know what, it’s cool tho. We’ll let it slide. No harm no foul. |
| Only way to stop this war is if the market crashes with a loud voice against 🥭 . Keep rewarding his posts with pumps? He’ll keep doing what he wants. |
| Puts on this guys belt |
| Doing the lords work |
| watch these goofy fucktards that were allowed to drop out of high school and turn interest rates off for themselves for 2 decades with their joke bank loans and affordable economy try to blame you for fucking everything up |
| Guys the Dow is over 40k just relax and give thanks ☺️ |
| I need cash |
| "Okay chatgpt, I want to triple my income. Can you help make my refund from Federal and State be my yearly salary each?" |
| honestly whats wrong with being greedy? i want more |
| Mango announcing boots on the ground immediately after market close. This is your last heads up to sell everything. |
| This will have been the third major time WSB gets burnt on a play like this. Wait. |
| I might |
| Get that vibe that my day is gonna end like:\n\n"**Finish Him......** ***THETALITY*** |
| Genuinely how are you people not losing money on calls. Even my options months out are getting fucked and everyone here is so calm |
| If no circuit breaker it doesn't count as a drop. No matter how long it takes, the market shall keep lowering until a circuit breaker event. Its in the prophecy. |
| Spy got me. Bought calls. Almost stop loss triggered |
| I can’t stop buying SPY at these prices |
| I really thought bulls can get their shit together for ONE day but it's another massacre. |
| Thank you RFKs brainworm |
| Unlimited as long as your wife is here |
| META with 12 straight daily red candles is wild |
| >Panama Canal Costs: From $15K to $300K Per Crossing\n\n>World: I sleep\n\n>Iran starts charging to transit strait\n\n>World: FUCKING WW3 NOW!!!\n\nWhy are they burning the world markets to the ground because Iran wants to do something that everyone else does? |
| To cover up pdf files |
| Yep retaliation for the delicious yellow cake factory being bombed 😠😭 |
| Had to read the comments to see what I was missing, this is ragebait or you should not be here. |
| Market: -1%\n\nBOL: in this 5 page essay, I will tell you why this is actually very bollish |
| Real trap 💩 |
| Where's the next leg down I promised myself? |
| Karma farmers |
| 🥭 molest children |
| Be bankrupt when others are fearful |
| It’s theta Friday, last week was just panic |
| Massive dump at 12:45 |
| Always lower, never higher. SPY will never see a green day ever again |
| Yesss |
| Every single MAG7 is trading under 20 and going lower |
| 1. Paid off house, paid off vehicles, plus\n2. Fixed income funds dolling out thousands/month with zero hit their capital, plus\n3. Pensions, dolling out their retirement salary/monthly until they die.\n\n(no, I'm not in that cohort.. born at the wrong time) |
| He’s bringing it all the way back so it’s Joes market again |
| The fact that this is our only way out is totally gross |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I never thought Japan would get short squeezed |
| This is where I'm at. The whole point is that Iran doesn't really need much to keep the strait closed. |
| Have question. Did Bools… really… thot? |
| 'They'... yep. Both sides |
| DOW IS OVER 45.000!! |
| lol. Cool, so down about the same amount as $SPY is from Jan 12? \n\nProbably 12 alarm fire time, eay? |
| What was it bro? |
| My waistline is at resistance. |
| Just in, Panican tells masses to sell at the bottom!\n |
| Stared at the charts whole day just to make 83 bucks |
| Honestly its probably a good time to load up. Could go lower but the upward potential is still there. Don't listen to me though. I've been shorting it |
| Yeah, but does Iran have the greatest ballroom ever which will be built under budget? Nope! \n\nSo much winning!!!! |
| Wait, yall are waiting for 12:30 🥭 speech, but the schedule says\n\n"The President delivers Remarks to Farmers" lmao |
| Insider trading |
| Do not forget UNH Hold Long Term Club |
| For red ticks |
| I just looked the map. Why don’t they just dig a canal to go around that strait? Are they stupid?? |
| This is Japan we’re talking about. Any talk of b**** must be censored! |
| Going long into the weekend. Wish me luck 🫡 |
| You’ve got to be 32 by now, and also gold and silver for life |
| Unfortunately, it does |
| Special March Deals 10% off on the 50,000 dollars DOW |
| Lmfao we back to june/25 congrats mr. Orange. |
| I was looking at META this morning and thought now way it could go deeper (it did) not touching it for good omen for everyone |
| Question is, does it flush out to 630 between now and 4 PM cause all the traders want to sell |
| Computers are a luxury. I think we're in for a big reality check. They're only both useful and obtainable when society is generally stable and resources are available. My schizo timeline is that we will actually have less technology in the future. |
| Welp… looks like that was my chance to get out of this losing trade |
| I wish I never bought the dip yesterday. Fml. |
| LMFAO @ META. 🤣🤣 |
| It's the end of the world as we know it... |
| “Oh yeah, this move was so obvious, I have been saying this over a year”\n\nYouTube furu |
| IRAN'S IRGC WARNS U.S.-LINKED, ISRAEL-ALLIED INDUSTRIAL COMPANIES AND HEAVY INDUSTRIES IN REGION TO EVACUATE WORKPLACES -IRANIAN MEDIA |
| Things ponzi schemes say:\n\n* Stay the course\n* Dips are buying opportunities\n* Don't panic sell\n* Zoom out\n* Strong fundamentals\n* Historically the overall market has earned an average 7% returns each year\n* Market has always recovered\n* It's just a healthy pullback\n\nTruth:\n\n# THIS IS FUCKING IT. STOP PROVIDING EXIT LIQUIDITY AND SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU CAN. GET THE FUCK OUT NOW. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE. GET THE FUCK OUT!! |
| So anyways… I got Duke and UConn winning tonight. Any St. John’s or MSU fans here? |
| Fight 💩 fight 💩fight 💩 |
| It’s holding on better than SPY at this point |
| Cattle prices went to record highs. I bought my land and all my cattle pre-covid and was selling beef direct farm-to-table style. But price of live cattle got so high it just made sense to cash in. Will buy more cattle when it crashes again, always does. |
| Lick my bear-y ass bol |
| Iran war no longer about peace\n\nIt’s about energy\n\nLong oil stocks |
| Same here. 9 months out |
| Pretty sure mango is going to announce his imminent invasion of Iran.\n\nBut if there is a mysterious huge buy-in on spy just before his speech then a massive taco is going to come. |
| its my largest position with Amazon, they will go zero until i sell at loss |
| Wait until Iran starts leaking the kash emails that tell him to remove 🥭 from the files. |
| One side is gonna fold. My bet is on 🥭 folding. |
| Euro markets are closing, time to dump |
| What happened and why aren't we completely crashing just space? |
| life is priced in |
| People are literally dying. All this for what? |
| You’ve got to be 32 by now, and also gold and silver for life |
| Back down |
| lots of people do, hence the doing it part. |
| It can always go lower |
| it can always go lower. |
| Taco will rug pull the bears or the bulls this weekend |
| your calls are null an void!\n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER |
| BOL IQ at ATL |
| The market is so afraid of him talking 😄 Holy fuck |
| What do you want everyone else to do? |
| BREAKING NEWS: Tangerine Palpatine will do some wild shit over the weekend, specifically to blow up YOUR port by monday open... more at 11. |
| well these days retirement starts at 70+ |
| 🛍👜🎒 Bags? What bags? 🎒🛍 |
| Calls on Friday during the most uncertain and volatile market conditions we’ve seen in a while? Silly goose |
| Lol he dumped that shit at 600. No doubt. |
| why corn ain't zero yet? asking for a fren |
| because trump will actually do a WW3 to f them over? |
| He’s always speaking … |
| Cmon Spy puke your guts out! My Put depends on it! |
| Lol so many of them have psychological problems and trauma before enlisting, maybe after serving they'll be perfectly well-adjusted and chill lol |
| Easy buy dude, it’s basically just digital gold lmao |
| Works till you’re down to your last $20 and Wendy’s is your only option. |
| At least we know it's not getting any better. 2 more stratotankers just took off. They are still actively bombing |
| The contracts are voided?! |
| The US sells oil in USD though, and has a lot more than Iran. I would bet on short term (<5 years) appreciation of USD rather than decline. |
| Lmao that rocket biomed company shit the bed. |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4ol5Fys9uk\n\nIm not sure if theres a better stream |
| I’m out of dicks |
| Also, suddenly energy is at a huge premium and we don’t have enough for basic necessary functions. |
| BENJAMIN NET AND YAHOOOOOO, BRING MY PUTS TO THE PROMISED LAND |
| Rubio and gang don’t know what they are talking about 🤣 they just throwing random guestimates out |
| It’s simple. They don’t want you to eat.\n\nDon’t think too hard about it. |
| They just hit the second wall |
| Wendy’s is lovely this time of year |
| This really is easy mode. You just buy puts every Friday and profit. \n\n(I bought calls that are now worthless) |
| Real.. |
| First ever bearhunter post I agree with 😭 |
| You guys think it's a good time to buy shitcoin? Or can it go lower? |
| puts on earth |
| what? we are fuked |
| Surprisingly up 5% on the month. Would be even more if I didn't lose like 30k on Google. Still over 20% YTD so beating the market/indexes by a lot. |
| Trump will pardon them before he leaves office. You know, like what Biden did for his son. The whole system is corrupt. |
| 12:25 EDT Updarte\n\nUp 780% or $12,000 |
| If everyone suddenly goes nuclear and no one burning oil anymore, big brain move probably. |
| Guys im finally selling my meta. Its time for yall to buy it now. Your welcome |
| It's all computer! |
| my aapl puts printing |
| Work hard shanks |
| Everyone bagging on 🌽 yet it has been the leading indicator for awhile now. |
| Mine say a little lower but negligible enough that I went into spy at $388.88 earlier to front run it. |
| You can thank Sam Altman, with enough distance from Open AI the stock will start to recover |
| >40\n\n*"Too late, I'm not into GILFs"* |
| Breaking: trump plans to destroy all islands, all memory of all islands |
| Yes, I know initiating this war was stupid, but at what point is the risk to the global economy so grave that we see the countries of the world curbstomp Iran? Or does this not happen at all for reasons? Do world leaders truly have full faith in 🥭 to resolve this? |
| At what time does he speak? |
| I don't hold RKLB and ASTS but if i tought these stock they will crash 70% or more\n\n \nAll my holdings are down 50% or more |
| TA IS DEAD\n\nLONG LIVE TA |
| All I had to do today was sell the pump, like every other day. But noooooo |
| Y'all ever fat finger a limit sell and get the decimal point off by one space in the wrong direction? Heh me neither 🫠 |
| donde esta el pump ? mi dollares turned into mexican pesos |
| No similarities to 2022 at all! |
| It’s all computer |
| Actually they are the only things that matter in this market. No more 25+ p/e |
| But extension!!!! |
| Curious why selling a strike that's lower than your cost basis? |
| Congratulations on joining the MSFT Hold Long Term Club! I, too, only realized after getting burned by an earnings report that MSFT isn't exactly cooperative when it comes to making a quick buck. |
| Be greedy when a company is about to get the guillotine |
| Insiders buying puts |
| Just a little options manipulation before dumping on Monday |
| Ahh the old rational mind confronting the irrational markets |
| Don't let people tell you this is a bad play. A recession might be a good thing for Microsoft's stock price since it largely insulated from the cyclical economy, especially compared to Google and Meta |
| FLUSH THE TURD ITS STUNKING UP THE BATHROOM |
| Feels scary, but LEAPS right here. |
| META could release the cure for cancer right now and the stock would probably fall another 5% |
| Is coming down! |
| It was over as soon as we started deporting big booty latinas bro |
| remember the only thing standing between you and your dreams is your appearance, lack of talent and general personality |
| No options, just shares. I’m hoping for the 80s low bounce back to 120. That seems to be the current trend. |
| What made you sell? |
| Japan is stupid af if they do that |
| Volume is anemic today |
| I bought meta in 2013 and sold my position in July. You could say it is the only great thing I have ever done |
| Not a bad gamble |
| Is Donnie boy speaking live soon? Need him to pump my port |
| This will print har |
| Thanks. |
| Meanwhile they will probably somehow still make a profit \n\nJapan has some of the best business models that have ever existed that prioritised high output with high recycling, low waste, low costs and maximising profit whist doing so. \n\nIs a business model from having to rebuild following being nuked (twice) with low levels of resources yet having to build something out of nothing. \n\n |
| Nice strong red candle. Now finish it |
| I hope so |
| There is no way this happens |
| war is bullish apparently |
| Not as much as the yaw |
| This will dump after 🥭 speaks today, just like yesterday. Painted himself into a corner where his word vomit only reinforces he is nonstop bullshitting. |
| The Great Wall of 639 |
| we really went from having a dozen Vs a day to zero |
| You are doing it right |
| Soon they won’t have enough staff to lay off lol |
| https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/japan-shifts-focus-oil-unorthodox-scramble-talk-up-yen-2026-03-26/ |
| Does the market even listen to him anymore? |
| Stocks declined 2000 - 2002 |
| If not very soon, right after market close |
| holy fuck meta |
| Bruh, that line was meant for investors who should buy STONKS when panic set in (not even close yet), and you used it to cope with buying options that expire in July 😭 |
| Finally; some good fucking food |
| I keep buying but my portfolio keeps going down |
| In the long run, recession may come |
| Well are you looking at physical or paper is the first question? |
| He never shuts the fuck up. If hes not glazing himself in front of the cameras he's misspelling shit in all caps online |
| Mo money, mo problems |
| No one is fearful. The market has bounced back way too quickly the last 20 years every time. If there is a 1 year long sustained 30-50% drop, then you’ll get fear. We’re not even close to fear |
| The Oof of Wall Street |
| Why are people investing in AI? When the world blows up, computers dont give us much |
| Flight: $10000\n\nStay: $2000 for 6 months |
| Im really bearish, but bying some calls pre Trump chat |
| I bet we get up to 642 again before plummeting to 638 at EoD. |
| MU the lone shining green in a sea of red, hoping we saw the all time lows yesterday |
| Meta Platforms, Inc. Class A Common Stock -> `526.299` (-21.2 / -3.87%) |
| see you boys in nasdaqistan |
| Valuations and growth do not matter in this market |
| None of this makes sense honestly.\n\nIf you break it down to stark economics, really the end goal of *everything*, is to keep food production high, so the net count of big booty latinas increases over time. \n\nI fear that our current environment has lost the forest for the trees. |
| Problem with bears is that when they're at 10000% gains, its still only around break even from all the other times they had bad timing\n\nSo now they have to hope that "this is the big one" to put them in the green\n\nAnd it never is |
| It’s like people think bear markets don’t exist |
| !p META |
| WE RIDE TO CURRYHALLA WITH KA$H |
| We think Bill Fuckman pulls a NFLX on his META he bought last quarter? |
| Just dunp it already! |
| >in literal terms \n\nPlaying the pedantic term like Russian’s special operation in Ukraine. |
| Give me a second I’m trading. |
| Wen new lie tweet? |
| META just nonstop dumped |
| > 🚨 - IRAN'S IRGC WARNS U.S.-LINKED, ISRAEL-ALLIED INDUSTRIAL COMPANIES AND HEAVY INDUSTRIES IN REGION TO EVACUATE WORKPLACES -IRANIAN MEDIA\n\n> 🚨 RUBIO TOLD G7 COUNTERPARTS IRAN WAR SHOULD END IN MATTER OF WEEKS, THREE PEOPLE FAMILIAR WITH THE TALKS SAY\n\n |
| Still don’t understand why tf it’s called yellow cake. Just makes me hungry |
| My calls are fucked, maybe it'll slide into a -2% plus day for my lotto puts |
| Usually go from -50% loss to a -99% loss |
| This metal pumping today is strange with oil going up. I might sit out until sunday evening prolly. Crazy moves. |
| Not fighting the war won’t reopen the strait either |
| Except for this monday, yes |
| Nvidia and Microsoft must be at bottom they refuse to drop more |
| Holding oil until 3ET then loading up on SPY\n\nLOL |
| $META and $RDDT getting obliterated, insane volume |
| Isnt mango going live in like 6 minutes? |
| Bears seem very confident that the guy who always bullshits and walks it back isn’t bullshitting and won’t walk it back. |
| Thetagang wins during the day. The MMs own the dusk and dawn |
| Market sold off netflix and meta in 2022. Market was buying Cisco in 1999. Market is not efficient. |
| If you chartists would just do astrology instead you’d get more pussy lol |
| Msft bull squirts, like I’ve been saying for 4 straight weeks: it’s nowhere near done |
| This is the type of play the taco 🌮 son receives 5 minutes before the tweet |
| spy wants 638 |
| My port: “What is dead may never die” |
| I am new to this but can someone explain me in a tldr way , how can I take advantage of this to earn even 2000 or a bit more usd?\n\nI have been in debt for some time due to some recent events ( family member kidnap, father died and have an eye surgery incoming) \n\nWould really appreciate an advice here as I'm newbie.\n\nI enjoy reading all the comments here and have already some knowledge of what bull / bear means plus EFTS as I was learning from revolut courses before investing. \n\nWould someone recommend using their bot as a beginner ? Or should I learn more and invest* by myself ? \n\n\nThank you in advance. |
| Sell everything before you get drafted🫡 |
| Oil is back up to its high |
| Rich people who made bunkers were smart. That's why they're rich |
| Point to the spot in the SPY chart where ber got touched. |
| A march down to the breadlines? Yes, it was sunny but not too hot. |
| It is happening to tons of people, you are not a special fool. There will be a better day. No more stocks though. |
| Profit? |
| https://preview.redd.it/9jzgi8n16mrg1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=9651fa80e7231ab0a28c287ffb1e8924a051d1e5\n\n |
| If there is no indication that this Iran conflict will resolve this weekend last hour is going to be horrid |
| Stop loss |
| msft bounce to 380 |
| ...he speaks today? Does he speak every fucking day now? |
| #Nasdaq is down exactly -10%. Last 2 times this happened we bounced back strongly but this time we'll dump another 10%. LMAO🤌 |
| who wouldnt, it smells sooo good |
| nah I haven't been confident enough, losing money every day to stop losses but direction was correct |
| When nasdaq has a pe of 10, i will buy |
| I feel seen |
| her name is ćevapi |
| average retirement savings at age 60... |
| cheap indian drugs are here |
| This is the time where the bers see their 10000% gains turn into 200% gains through pure stubbornness. It's okay to take profits from time to time. |
| Link? |
| Similar. I'm up 35% YTD now trading SPY puts. Rolling profits into the index on each leg down. |
| These gen z vets are going to be something else 😂 |
| where did you see that? |
| Do you think olive oil futures go up when this happens just from the name collision? |
| #BER LIKE\n\nI just got booty fuked |
| They're just being the good lap dogs they are by shorting oil as ordered by our administration to keep it down. Oil soaring without cap in this scenario would devalue USD instead of causing it to spike, this is especially the case with Iran being adamant on trading in yuan. This would cause a cascade of chain reaction from yen carry trade rapidly unwinding to liquidity drying up as majority of market sell asset for USD to rush for exit. It's pretty much why Bessent panicked so hard that he just blatantly said Treasury will intervene with ESF 3 weeks ago, before saying they didn't despite evidence saying otherwise. |
| What if I can’t determine if the images in memory are a hot dog or not, do you have a solution for this issue? |
| Bol walk into the slaughter house under their own power |
| So people think AI is going to replace.. operating systems and cloud services that require massive maintenance to keep going? Everyone vibe coding their own MS office? Or opensourcing a version and committing to fielding customer support requests from 80 year old grandmas who write their emails in powerpoint? |
| Honestly inversing wsb is easier said than done. Just loaded SPY 647 April 21 calls but it just feels so wrong |
| Come on mango 🥭 They getting yippy \nTalk about your ballroom or something \n |
| What’re we thinking? |
| lost decade? boutta have a lost century at the same time with how the demographics are lookin like |
| Hello jerk-offs, if you ever needed a sign to panic sell everything, this is it. No need to thank me |
| I could use a good mango tweet to pump semis. My SOXL calls got hammered |
| Bro it’s a 10% correction chill this is normal and expected |
| Meta 550 puts expiring today, if purchased at wed close are approaching 100x. Edited to 550* |
| Just yolo the rest in oil futures contracts. Easy $$$ if u ask me. |
| Thats not due to AI producing anything of value |
| Seems wise, but why don’t u go safer on 0DTE puts? |
| People that care about online addiction already know. There has been countless study on the subject.\n\nThis lawsuit isn’t going to change public opinion anymore than all the previous health studies. |
| You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? |
| And your cat! |
| You know it |
| Tired of the big move happening premarket/afterhours and then just jacking off all day when the markets actually open |
| My drink of choice for a fun night out. |
| sounds expensive |
| my micron position is still up 200% |
| r/buythedipshit ? |
| I think Gold will continue to outperform stocks, and I’ve been buying at higher prices so will continue to buy down here… \n\nYou will never be able to time the bottom, that’s one thing you learn from the markets. It’s impossible |
| The fact that META is getting nonstop dumped means there’s something big happening under the hood. Crazy I won’t even consider buying here |
| This is repeat of the Steve Ballmer MSFT dark era |
| It’s always the overconfident positions that wreck you |
| dunno, might just let them cash out here. seems we're pinned here until they sell and we drop further |
| I call 'em "vlad candles". Cos they fuckin' impale you like a medieval warlord! |
| at least I still have my personality 🥲 |
| Did you guys forget we're building God? |
| Did everyone have a good March? |
| America is too fat and regarded for a draft idk why people keep worried about this |
| He’s going to say sun bs to pump it isn’t he ffs |
| Hm. We're ticking back up before his speech |
| CVNA is green.\n\nAll is well in the world. |
| just like mine |
| Current market conditions and supply chains are much more globalized in 2026, you're not wrong but thats like breaking someones arms and legs and saying its okay because they'll likely eventually recover |
| Releasing the files would be bullish |
| Drill baby drill |
| Except he messed up and it's a map of Australia. |
| This past year has been going worse than my first game of Victoria 3 |
| What is 50,000-45,500? Asking for a friend |
| shits stuck to 639 |
| Need oil to reject claims. |
| Gonna start buying loads when RKLB hits 60 |
| As an insider at DIS, why on earth would you get calls lol |
| HOLD THE LINE |
| This isn’t going up to shit. Panic sell everything |
| But I want my money now, not in 2 years when toilet paper is worth more |
| Low IQ ber not prepared for god candle |
| Astrology for men |
| Ayatollah: Fuck your calls. Click |
| Oh No one is that so ? Spy is down what 7% from ath |
| Everyone who voted for no wars got burned hard. Market is in correction and continues to be a falling knife. |
| Metards: META is the cheapest Mag7 with the highest growth! Buy buy buy\n\n\nMarket: Is cheap for a reason. Dump it! |
| Strap on some margin for a thrill |
| Remindme! 2 hours |
| Gay paper trader |
| This whole meltdown has actually improved my emotional management and not jumping in and buying the falling knife. So far this education has cost 1.5k LOL |
| When you’re there? Yes. The flights there? Hell no |
| Yeah I’m just messing around, but you know what sub this is right? |
| Amen to that! Life has become a constant money chasing machine.. fk social media |
| PLTR calls for so cheap I think I'm gonna dump my entire port into that rn |
| SPY trading at August levels |
| Live stream is banned from the airwaves to avoid market manipulation. Tape delay will air on fox news at 4:30pm |
| I sold my ag business last summer but majority of people in ag voted for this. Fuck em honestly. Only thing that suck is it’ll be corporations that buy up the land that is lost to the bank |
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| Literally the very day Trump told Bondi to flex the DOW being over 50K to distract from the Epstein files, it started its descent into hell. |
| 62x on meta 562.5 put from yesterday morning til today, insanely. Gunna go back in time and load up! |
| Refinance where, Michael? |
| 2 months* |
| Be greedy when oil futures markets are pricing in ceasefire by may while polymarket odds are 53%. |
| So buy gold? Lol the moment i enter it will crash again🤣 |
| Oh nooo |
| Makes me think we will jump, even if just for a bit to kill them |
| No volume at all on these magical shrek pumps, they just won't stop the fraud |
| i thought UNH was a defensive play. who knew that domestic medical care was as affected by a middle east war as airlines |
| I'd rather go myself then send a woman. |
| You tried gasoline before? |
| The oil market wont care if japan wants to discount oil futures for them because the paper price means nothing if oil is physically blocked, only the physical price matters in the real world. They'll end up burning the us bond market and the yen together with this braindead idea and achieve nothing in terms of oil. |
| He don't give a fuck, he just wants his signature next to trumps on a declining currency |
| Fuck it, I've seen enough on the technicals to say it: this is the bottom. |
| I do |
| So as long as oil goes up by 30% i should break even. So there is a chance... |
| Actually the retail powerhouse and associated site traffic is allowing AMZN to grow its advertising business - might well steal revenue from GOOG in this manner. |
| So if the timeline is like last year we should have concepts of a framework for a conceptual deal soon? |
| I mean it has to go up at some point |
| Half the postwar fx but still cheep |
| If he were Serious Sam or Deadpool I might buy that |
| Put me on the phone with Iran right now and I’ll have a peace deal in 5min. \n\n“please. I’m begging you. my calls are fuckin wrecked. I’m fuckin begging you to end this. please bro. please.” |
| “Affordability is a scam”-🥭 |
| I don't gaf if they keep it pinned all day. Shit is plummeting in power hour and I ain't selling these puts |
| A small price to pay for his secret island 🌋 lair |
| Nobody could have foreseen this |
| its outperforming spy every year and every minute |
| Not really. Hotels over $100. |
| I think a lot of us have to learn the hard way |
| Recipe for success, rest of the day. Puts on every green candle. No one wants to hold risk going into the weekend |
| Dunkin coffee tastes like gasoline. Immediate heartburn. |
| How you living Regarded Smalls? Behind the Wendy’s in dumpster and it feels stupendous, tremendous losses, fuck a a call and a put -Regarded Smalls (RIP) |
| Come on!.. shouldn't your first 0DTE be free?? |
| OP's options expire in July. Stock could drop another 40% next week and still be up 100% over the past year. |
| It’s ok we will just fix it by printing. |
| BRK.B shares have underperformed the S&P by 25% over the last year |
| If youre betting that spy gonna go up at least buy some shares of the damn thing 👺 |
| You gotta respect the WD-40 people because looking at the dawn of the machine-age and going “machines need to be lubed up” was wild levels of foresight |
| Bol: Wen V |
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| I’m up over 1000% on a few stocks. It would be foolish to have even bought that stock without a strong base. \n\nYou got very lucky. Hope you diversified to protect your capital. \n\nYour advice is not good for the average person. |
| Forex website |
| Why would it go up? It's all about,the Military Excursion, uhm Operation; oil and the impending shortage. Not to mention President T's off the wall tweets. Nobody is holding over the weekend. |
| My biggest fear. \n\nLuckily I’ve gotten lucky on some futures trades and up 25% over SPY YTD, So I’m playing it safe because I have that cushion but I really don’t want to be too conservative and miss the rip. \n\nOpen purchase orders on NVDA @ $160 and MSFT @ $345 |
| Wrap it up bois. Its done. |
| Okay but also run faster when the big mountain blows up so u can get to the docks faster and not get cooked alive in a boathouse like a long pork broil |
| > Iran state media says its nuclear facilities have been targeted, including heavy-water and yellowcake production plants\n\nMmmmmm, yellowcake and a refreshing glass of heavy-water! \n\nAnd $SJM just happens to be up over 1%, what are the odds? |
| the best distraction from both iran war and epstein files is an government bankruptcy.\n\nit gives also 🥭 an off-ramp from the US-Iran war while distracting people from epstein files via financial chaos. |
| The powers that be wanted it up now they want it down once u realize that and just trade the trend u get rich stop fighting it |
| Honestly anything lower on most stocks is just and buy and hold....check your account is 2 years |
| Fukken flat |
| she really did top tick the market |
| It's the taco trade |
| Really need to stick to spy options but the Spx theta burn calls to me like a moth to a flame |
| Is the market bleeding profusely for anyone else? |
| Diamond hands 🙌 |
| Monday is the easiest green ever since last Monday |
| Draft announcement at 5:30 |
| Drinks on me tonight if that happens |
| Does anyone have a link to king regard speaking today |
| My dog, can we break below $639, or what. |
| We need to bail out the farmers guys. Come on |
| I have a feeling deep in the microplastics in my balls it’s gonna rocket up soon |
| Solvency ❌ \nPoverty ✅ |
| We are still up since last summer, more to drop |
| How's that golden era going...401k will be 401c pennies soon 😂😂😂😂 |
| Declaring mission accomplished for the 8th time? |
| The year is 2027. All stocks trade for billionths of a penny. Drought and famine ravish the country because tech spent all their trillions on bunkers and "AI data centers" that used all the clean water. People trade using leaflets of toilet paper with strange symbols on them. Donald Trump finally got busted, but this time only for an unpaid parking ticket. Congress has decided to dismantle and scrap our nuclear arsenal to help keep the lights on for another 30 days. People live in homes made out of recycled nvidia GPUs which were brand new last month. |
| lmaooo |
| I sell covered calls every time they bounce. Then buy them back. Sold $220 6/18 twice this week, bought both back. |
| Oil won't be stopped. These shortages are real. |
| many word no understand |
| I didn’t want any of that money anyways 😭😭😭 |
| SPOILER: market rallies .15% off a vague threat or promise, then drill team six returns from lunch. |
| Come on berome Start the printer. |
| hails yeah |
| After markets close huh. They are either launching War part 2 or somehow announcing a more or less proper ceasefire assuming Iran agrees. |
| 🤔more than i thought |
| lmao |
| Buy calls now this is it |
| A few minutes until we find out that each US farmer will get 3 months-paid subscription for the new whitehouse news app |
| 635 EOD |
| #“[Trump] is getting a little bored with Iran,” per MS Now. “Not that he regrets it or something — he’s just bored and wants to move on.” |
| As someone who got lucky, yes it’s totally worth it to try |
| March: down 7% \nWorst month since Sept 22’ |
| Buy till your dick falls off |
| Personally feeling 635 as bottom, but maybe I’m just being too conservative. Good luck soldier! 🫡 |
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| I’m riding 0dte puts all the way to the bottom like Dr Strangelove |
| Report Japan wants to join treasury shorting oil futures to prop up yen |
| How TF do you manage to fuck the greatest bull run in the history of the fucking world you MF |
| holy fuck the amount of open interest on 640 puts right now |
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| We’ve got rain in the forecast for next week lined up. \n\nIf I don’t see fertilizer buggies out the ass prepping pastures for spring then I’ll know shits really fucked. |
| exactly what's happening |
| They've increased the prices of everything and it's offset most of the downside of JPY |
| If apple could just sink to like 245 that would be great I’ll take anything under 250 |
| I would hold off if I were you.\n\nThousands of troops deployed to Middle East and thousands more on stand by. While true it’s nowhere near the Iraq invasion numbers (think that was like 500K?), I expect things to kick off this weekend. Could be a pretty bloody Monday. |
| Steady lads, deploying bullshits |
| MMs lost so much selling puts this week they are just straight sucking all premium today and keeping this shit pinned |
| Be greedy when the world is about to experience the worst oil shortage in history, interest rates are already “high,” and inflation was rising before the oil crisis… and markets are down only 10%. |
| Oh shit, bye bye Japanese carry trade, and hello U.S hedge funds crashing out without easy access to low rate cash lmao |
| Same |
| Open that chart up a little wider there pal. |
| Sentiment seems too bearish but the price hasn't really moved much |
| Key shipments of copium stuck in a copium tanker in the strait of Hormuz 😢 |
| Except it's a map of Iran with X's where he wants to nuke |
| With cream and sugar please |
| # CAN I GET A FLAIR? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER |
| Oh no 🙁 |
| 🥭 is rushing to a microphone as we speak I believe they'll give it a shot |
| POOOR bulls. Literally |
| Yeah, but wen my fries? |
| Fuck this, going back to raising dairy pigs |
| Near term? 350 was the late 2021 top and the liberation day bottom. I’m nibbling there.\n\nLonger term? If it slides past 350 I wouldn’t buy again unless it goes to 300-315 since there was a bit of support there in August-October 2023.\n\nAfter that, 215 I’d be loading up. It was the bottom after the 2021 ATH when it reached 350 for the first time.\n\n\nHappy hunting. |
| They'll start a new war. Surely two wars would distract from 🥭's island activities? |
| Spy* |
| Keep buying the dip bulls 🤣\n\nMSFT bols 🤣 I’m going to keep buying puts and keep making money. \n\nBye bye silly bol 🤣 |
| God bless they way it’s suppose to be |
| BREAKING: Marriam-Webster to remove V from the alphabet. |
| "Damn, why am I down so much money... Oh". |
| PSA Taco speaks at 12:30 |
| time |
| Who knew geopolitics could be so difficult \n(so much for ending the Ukraine conflict within 24 hours of being elected) |
| Moron Mango when is impeachment #3 coming for crashing the stock market |
| SPY had a -8% month because Pam Bondi refused to release the files |
| Sndk is the best stock to swing |
| Imagine Dragons |
| I’m excited for it to finally find its bottom so I can go heavy long |
| EOD* |
| ~10% |
| i remember trying to scalp by getting calls at the bottom yesterday but it kept finding a new bottom |
| Time to head out west. Heard there were some profits Californ-ee way |
| Ok guys. What should I double down on? |
| Stupid market. Can’t trust this shit\n\nScalping only. Make 2-3k then sell all and chill for an hour |
| proud owner of 100 shares of Google now |
| Ahh smart |
| How do I explain to my non-investor friends this weekend that this market took the soul out of me |
| Literally free money, it will come back to 740 easily, but no idea will it be in 3 months or 3 years lol |
| Bessent fighting for his life to keep WTI under 100 lol |
| Any reasons to hold AMZN? This stocks been shit all year and fucked today for no reason |
| They are gonna make sure absolutely nothing prints today |
| My guess is within the next 30 minutes there will be a press release. Otherwise 📉 |
| Yea d quote |
| Nearly 160 yen to 1 USD all time high, my friends going this week are going to enjoy the deals. |
| If we bounce here sometime today, buy. We're re-testing 30 RSI. Didn't get much of a bounce last time, but second-chance bounces can turn into rallies. That said, if we break below 30 again and close there, you gotta think the odds of a flash crash skyrocket (and a return to ripping can commence after). |
| Thought it was buying the dip on meta and now I'm a generational bag holder |
| That’s awesome man |
| Buffet is the largest cash gang though.. and I think he is doing well |
| I’m done for the day, +3300 I could’ve made 5500 but got greedy |
| Oh hell nah, I'm in |
| Eh she knows and still loves me like a special education teacher with her drooling lot |
| Down then up then down again |
| Tick tock tick tock |
| Every dip gets dipped |
| 30 |
| Id imagine the first week of April so next week or the following. |
| why shit hitting fan? |
| I think I zoomed out too far, looks like stocks only go up |
| Okay… so to be clear, you believe that gambling with $80k is the way to play it versus establishing a strong base that will compound your entire life? Because you could get lucky?\n\nAnd you think ppl like OP don’t actually lose their shirt doing this? |
| No uppies today? |
| Meta sub 500 next week |
| I wish I was still fucking cash gang |
| If they see the writing on the wall, there's a non-zero chance that they decide to short everything and double/triple down on the war and make billions on the way out. |
| The best distraction from the war would be an Eppstein File |
| Try holding until 300% and see how that works out for you |
| https://preview.redd.it/djewsv1z4mrg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49e79d5d6277dbd58e6cea510781cf3852bef52d\n\n |
| Puts. Way otm |
| People are not quite fearful enough yet. |
| Lmao |
| oh my RGTI! |
| Hopefully gold and silver have bottomed here. We finally get a day where a big rise in oil is not dragging them way down. |
| JPY broke 160. Without the psychological support of assumed government intervention, how bad can it get? |
| Now that facebook abandonned their stupid meta world will they revert their ticker name back ? |
| If you liked SPY at 650 you'll love SPY at 640 |
| META looks like its gonna go down to sub 500 yikes |
| Is that including one-time costs though? It shouldn't be as expensive to run server farms next to nuclear plants or wind farms for example. |
| Haha, while the management is actively screwing shareholders. |
| Doesn't even matter anymore |
| Prob going to die |
| It’s called perimenopause |
| my plan is to put a bag over my head and sit in the closet |
| >Breaking: $MSFT in talks to acquire $WDFC, the makers of WD-40, in an attempt to unstick themselves from $360 |
| I've learned more about sharpie than I wanted to this week, and I still feel like everything said about them could be fake news |
| 1.4 trillions all in, Japan ready to post generational loss porn here |
| bottom or break? my 639 puts are getting edged |
| Stop buying calls. |
| I wonder what Trump's saving tweet will be today. MelaniaCoin? Signed $2 bills? Extending Peace Talks to 11 Days? |
| he's getting bored??? With Iran??? Buddy, we're just getting started |
| I am in fact crying in the casino |
| Mango speaks at 5:30pm |
| The whole point of VOO is not to time the market |
| Oil going Super Saiyan and leaving Japan in a crater. |
| Highly unlikely to be the bottom but if it's for your Roth that you won't touch for decades it honestly won't make a meaningful difference. |
| BREAKING: Hopium shortages are ravaging North America as Bol begin to realize Stonks only go down |
| V into close or further dump? |
| 4D chess |
| Cock in a cage. Don't panic sell. Just sit on it at this point. |
| luckily i hold my losses to 100% |
| FMTM is good too |
| Doubt we’re going to move sideways all day |
| TRANSITORY |
| TWH posted " something new soon" lmao some green news soon before casino closes |
| Art of the drill |
| Any opinions on SPY today? |
| But of course? |
| This is like withdrawing from your 401 (k) to day trade oil futures. One of us. |
| Hitting the absolute ground, solid af\n\n630 by EOD |
| This squeeze (these nuts) on oil is going to be legendary if you're not taking the treasury's money for free here you're an actual idiot, plus it's gonna rip. |
| Pretty cool how quickly zuck has been descending. |
| > a wife that loves me\n\nLosing all your money without telling her will really put that theory to the test. |
| _And then Leavitt gentle cupped my hammer sack and imbibed my magic wand ..._ |
| Cash gang think they're killing it now but lets be honest most of you are going to miss more than half the recovery and be worse off than most DCA investors over the long term |
| I full ported in at 424 I know this feel |
| Nah they are obnoxious. I hope it hurts |
| USO is BRRRRRRRR |
| 🥭 is gonna walk out with a tariff board today 📋 |
| Mine |
| Hell yeah brother, now you don't have to worry about some harpy watching your port over your shoulder |
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| “Don’t time the market” people in shambles |
| Not all heroes wear capes |
| At 100 dollars I would buy |
| Tell MSFT to yeet 😭 |
| 632 |
| Is it just me or do women get way hornier when they hit 40? |
| Hers or yours? |
| Waiting for Cramer to give us an "Oversold" |
| I keep telling myself thursday and friday buy puts but I somehow always get baited by the fake V and buy calls and lose it all. |
| Google engineers getting PTSD was not on my bingo card |
| Better then it smashing your asshole with losses |
| Maybe people will stop caring when we're in a full fledged depression 🤣 |
| I'd wait to be honest. Never know what's gonna happen this weekend. Maybe put in half? |
| Wahhooo, letsagooo!!! |
| Good and bad news related to the same topic have lesser impact over time. Think long term. America lost most wars since WW2. Market still goes up. |
| why would any reasonable person buy spy? gold is up double the amount in last 5 years and will never go down apperently. 20K/ounce by end of year. |
| Rocky mountain oysters back on the menu, bers! |
| They’ve started increasing prices for tourists on certain things because it’s become so popular |
| Fake signals again to contain prices. Japan also on it. |
| If I had any balls i'd go long on calls rn |
| What happens if we all ignore the war and start talking about the pdf files again 🤔 |
| Up and down, up and down on mango's schlong |
| Boots on the ground |
| Oh my God he admit it |
| *234. Dont forget that extra $9 when the options expire worthless 😁 |
| Did you know that everyone in here smells bad 🤔🧐 |
| FARMER JIM IS NOT FUCKING SELLING |
| So much cope by bols |
| Markets are fun but I've been thinking about switching to heroin as a less self destructive option |
| i got the weakest fucking hands i sell at 50-75% profit and it always rips to 300-400% right after fml |
| Heavy water...ie nuke water plant |
| shit i dropped that into spx in one day 2 weeks ago. levels to this shit player. |
| To clarify you sold 9 392.76 put options for how much? |
| Terrific average cost! You’ll be absolutely fine but I agree, need to sell those calls carefully |
| Looks like a buy signal. All in |
| POET is a good buy |
| He’s going to release the anticipated Diddy files |
| They attempting to KO us ghey bears! Not going to happen!\n\nGhey bear strong! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Is this thing gonna keep going down or nah?\n\nI got $5k I want to put into VOO for my Roth |
| Might want to take your account number of the screen shots |
| What is he doesn't tweet today? |
| Farmer Jim “I don’t feel good” 😂😂 |
| votes won’t even matter anymore |
| You don’t even know if this post is real there are no positions |
| Watching META very very closely. Looking pretty cheap. |
| When is the next inflation reading that will take into account energy prices from March? |
| I’m sorry bolls how about a little copium |
| I’ve been looking into the oil embargo in 79. This is the most closely related data set that I can think of. Been pulling most of my plays based off that data. Longer thus shut drags out a major global recession and years of stagflation are a growing likely result |
| Thank you for your contribution to the exit liquidity fund |
| Just put me out my misery and drop 10% already |
| Ahhh yea, id imagine that rests on a subconscious desire for external validation |
| It's about today so preapocalyptic but just barely |
| SPY 630 and I retire today |
| Zoom out |
| Something ridiculous like 900% |
| Im not ok \n\nIm seriously not ok\n\n |
| Not even %1 down and bols are screaming for circuit breakers at the tops of their lungs. smh |
| Dear diary, \nday 2: still wiping |
| At least I still have a wife that loves me(I will be selling ass behind Wendy’s if anyone’s interested) |
| What's he gonna say at 4:15? |
| Videogame industry already experiencing a crash but these price increases are whats going to put the final nail in the coffin. |
| I can relate. Self medicated for a long time with booze. But the mind gets a bit quieter once you dry out. Alcohol ended up causing more anxiety than it solved in the end.\n\nGood luck to you |
| 🥭 gotta choose between saying the stonk market and getting the epstein blackmail released |
| The bulls we lose in the coming months were soldiers of Wallstreet Bets. Honor them and their sacrifice. |
| do you live on a small island in the middle east.... |
| Regards ain't made the same these days 🙄 |
| Stephanie Link and Jim Lebenthal never met a day they didn't buy |
| 638-641 chop all day. Looks like fairly boring day today then red Monday. |
| AAPL: “And I stand here, unphased!” |
| 30 years from now it’s all good |
| Yall need to DCA. YOLO right now is awful idea. |
| Man this oil futures shorting is really going to blow up in June when none of the oil producers with higher expenses expanded operations because they thought the supply shock would be short lived. |
| They still gonna charge gaijin double at the rub n tugs \n\nJapan had pretty shitty service tbh when I went |
| If you did not panic sell alraady, you lack survival instinct, and deserve to be extinct |
| you should probably not trade stock options if you don't have a consistent source of income. |
| Gambling with the nation’s money is fucking WILD |
| sell now, buy again at the top 😎 |
| his response: \n\nOPEN IT NOW OR I WILL EXTEND THE DEADLINE EVEN FURTHER!! |
| It's the only option there is anymore lol |
| Guys, remember, no matter how bad it seems\n\n#nothing ever happens |
| If only billy mays was still with us. He'd clean this up |
| She told me she heard from a little orange bird that you are a great stock trader and I should take advice from you, so is it upsies or downsies from here until close |
| Almost exact position, 300 shares at 405. Carefully selling calls, as well. |
| Right |
| 🥭 just saved a ton switching his insurance to Geico |
| Listen I’m not saying there’s no art to *delaying* your laugh, but if it doesn’t make *you* laugh, why is anyone else gonna laugh |
| Last time Vix was at 30 it went to 60 |
| Thoughts on POET or ENVX ? |
| These violent delights have violent ends |
| The more people I hear say this, the more I'm convinced there's still room to move! |
| I THINK YOUTUBE? JUST GOOGLE TRUMP FARMER TALK LIVE STREAM ITS BOUND TO SHOW UP |
| At this point I’m better off letting my phone battery die so I don’t buy more calls |
| It's truly unwatchable. I'm seeing them fight over who is more bullish |
| Refer to this post for the most likely outcome |
| Pack your bags kids, lost the house and your college tuition |
| How do I get exposure to Ramen? |
| Hopefully sooner - theta cooking |
| Marge is gonna be at work all weekend making calls to these bols |
| Yeah and companies are suggested stronger earnings in the future. Yeah, the Hopium is utterly ridiculous. |
| I love when people make sure to point out the legality of nationstate actions like anyone gives a fuck if a war activity is *illegal* or not \n\nLaws are for you and me not for the rich and governments |
| Pbondi really is an annoying sounding dumb bitch |
| @ Grok should I buy the dip?? |
| Farmer stuff |
| I can’t even get out the fat cheeks |
| I bet they'll be extra welcoming to American vacationers! Great time to vacation abroad. |
| You are good as long as you have invested in right stocks. work on DCA and check back in 5 years, you have a lot of time. LOL |
| It was all an illusion |
| I have a bad new for you.\n\nIt wasn't the sun you were flying around, it was the streetlight of Wendy's parking. |
| what's your YTD? |
| SOMETHING ABOUT FARMERS. DOESNT MATTER HE WILL RAMBLE ABOUT THE WAR NO MATTER WHAT AND HE WILL SAY SOMETHING TO MOVE |
| Shit at this rate we're gonna see 600 next week |
| Karma is made by people who rather cope than to do something about it |
| I literally invested at the top, lump summed all my $ I had in savings lol fuck |
| Aren’t we in peace talks |
| spy trying to act tough at 639 but we all know it's going to give in sooner or later |
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| he shouldn't have used the R word makes no sense. you know unless your referring to tRump |
| They've attacked at least one Iranian power plant and a steel plant that we know of, Iran will have to retaliate now |
| where livestream? |
| Hahahahahahahaha |
| Price discovery |
| Isn’t that the amount of debt we owe them? Are they redirecting funds? |
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| Who gonna tell these dudes their prefrontal cortex doesnt finish developing until 25 |
| step 1 🖕step 2 💣 |
| The markets doing that Burry thing again. 🙄 |
| Bye bye, Ms. SPY. Bombed Iran but it's not gone and now the Hormuz has died. |
| I just got 177k cad. I wanna hit 200 but thinking it’s best if I get there with my paycheque instead of options |
| I’ll meet you behind the Wendy’s |
| Well the bank or daddy is going to learn a very hard lesson on not to give money to this poor |
| Weird move for Iran to request that their nuclear power plant and processing facility get hit as part of the peace agreement |
| Id imagine it could be about the delivery, or how the other people react. Idk im always laughing at my own jokes |
| My port is green today AMA |
| Paulson spits facts on the jobs market |
| Just leverage your bets x2 and you can make it back and more! I believe in you |
| You fit right in. Just see it as ground hog day. |
| Hope you guys are registered to vote🤪 |
| Every time we tank Stephanie link stares at me through the camera and yells at me and it’s like I didn’t fucking do anything chill your shit |
| Bolas\n\nThere is still time to get out. -10% is better than -30%. |
| Says who? Iran is more than happy to do it. It's how you defeat the U.S., hit us in the wallet. \n\nThey don't have to do a full closure. They can pick and choose who passes. |
| Squeeze failed, new low of day incoming? SPY 637 let’s get it! 🤩 |
| Israel crippled Iran's steel industry with strikes in recent hours. It was the 9th biggest steel producer in the world. \n\nIran's response will be to target data centers, research facilities and energy infrastructure of American companies in the Gulf states this weekend.\n\n |
| You don’t need to beat it long term, just a few years is enough to set you up for life |
| what are you with oxy calls doing with them over the weekend? I have 5/15 expiry fi both $60 and $70. thinking I’ll trim some today in case there’s de escalation over the weekend |
| Havent they been released ? |
| something bullish going to announce before market close again lmao |
| If you want to give yourself a concussion check out the CPAC stream |
| There’s no way it could go below 370 |
| AhahahahahahaahahHhahagahagavagGagahHgagagA the tears won’t stop. I’m in public you asshole and now I’m cackling |
| You never heard of a BearTRAP? |
| Stay the course. Solid companies for the most part, it's the long game. |
| Are ya enjoying, son? \n\nBaron: very much so… |
| Uh oh bol |
| Dude loves to ramble |
| MSTR headquarters getting the shredders ready |
| https://preview.redd.it/4vy0mf074mrg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=173983c1433871e10ca8862be2de0c2247f455e2\n\nThe duality of man. |
| I think it’s officially time to load the April calls |
| Just want this day to end. |
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| I said to her i usually jerk it about 4 times a day. Her response was "thats so hot" 🤨 |
| just going sideways till eod, ewwwww |
| Like my sex life Im trying to go balls deep but I’m in as far as I can go. If I strap on some margin I can get the girth needed to make some magic happen |
| Twas a nightmare |
| Once AAPL starts dropping that will be capitulation. |
| If Trump can even TACO. Apart from being caught up in Israeli blackmail operations, who's to say Iran can even open the strait back up? Russia gives hardliners some of their Iran Drones, or heck dangles Nuke tech at administration. Iran keep it closed far after Trump gives up. Bait him by demanding reparations/tolls even after he stops attacking. |
| I’ve been personally buying some down investments over the last couple months, avoiding this place. Got damn bulls got fuckin smoked recently |
| MAKE NVDA GO DOWN ASAP!! |
| The Dow is officially 10% down from ATH. Correction in here thanks Pam Bondi |
| my May RGTI puts are finally green after months l0l |
| Seeing that Sony has put up the price of their PS5 base model to $650, I’m getting worried my PS5 may end up being worth more than my port. |
| All my ytd profit gone in 2 weeks I wanna end it all this piece of shit just does the opposite of me no matter what |
| play a strangle, recovery // cliff |
| You can tell because the eyes are on the side of their heads, which apparently makes them blind to shit right in front of them. |
| Its |
| I sold for a loss yesterday and felt like a paper handed pussy all evening. Thank god. What the actual fuck. |
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| I just filed my 2nd lawsuit against META this morning 😦🤌 |
| Not laughing at your own jokes is insane\n\nIf you didn’t think it was funny enough that it made *you* laugh why are you flapping your stupid lips brah \n\n |
| Are we winning? |
| Lol I see you went back and taunted him just now 😂 |
| Circuit breakers! |
| >gas is primary source of energy\n\nROFL, it’s a Trump bot. Gasoline was never the primary source of energy. It’s the primary source for civilian transportation. People burn oil primarily for transport not to generate electricity or other energy.\n\n>there are zero supply shock\n\nPhilippines just declared national emergency and people are stop getting gas because of high prices.\n\nYou don’t need the IEA to release 400M barrel of reserves if there is no shock to supply.\n\n>this is not even close \n\nRead the numbers, not what your boss is telling you. Current loss in oil production already exceeds the loss in oil production from both crisis in the 70’s.\n\nFrance just confirmed 30-40 loss in oil production from the GCC.\n\nThe price shock will follow, it’s only a matter of when it gets to the U.S. but leading shock is already here.\n\n |
| 638. |
| PEACE TALKS GOING WELL! BOTH SIDES AND THIRD PARTIES PROCEED TO BOMB BANG THE FUCK OUT OF EACH OTHER 🤣 🤣 \n\nSPY 620 BITCH |
| Hope it has chocolate frosting on it. |
| We’re so proud of you son |
| https://preview.redd.it/sdtjtcz34mrg1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=6346c37cb97a15200adc870f9580a7a5def0a70f\n\n |
| RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES I HAVENT FORGOTEN |
| No it us.. 🥭 will respond to 5 point case fire plan later today after market hours. |
| Bros are doing a retail version of taking a credit card loan to full port on options with additional leverage through futures. *golf clap* |
| When will motherfuckers understand: you will likely not beat VOO long term. |
| Dude literally said he's surprised the markets aren't down more lol that's bullish AF obviously |
| It can always get cheaper. |
| Is your general strategy to buy LEAPS? Strike price? |
| Come on Vix send it up to 40 |
| I am buying Meta even though they burned 70 billion dollars for the lulz |
| RIP Daniel plainview you would have loved this |
| I was going to say you were right. I don't look stupid, I just didn't like that setup or trade. |
| Joke? This is like 5 cycles old. |
| Who would of thought Dr. Pepper would be a safe haven. |
| Puts on healthcare clearly based on UNH and CNC, because there’s no healthcare for death 📉 |
| Guys they’re hedging. If oil goes up japan is fucked, they’re very reliant on it. If they short it they get upside either way oil goes. |
| YOWZA. Just looked at the FED's "Inflation Nowcasting. Those headline numbers are startling (well not really as it includes Food/Energy.) It's going to really going to destroy consumer disposable income.\n\nCalls on vegetable seeds and Peanut butter/jelly. |
| Trump about to announce full scale invasion probably |
| So tempted to start DC'ing into RDDT. Surely it goes back to ATH at some point... |
| They are better. Far better? Not so obvious. Many models are very much cheaper - and I disagree, they are very useful. I usually front any code change by letting a cheaper model take a swing at it and they succeed 80%+ of the time. That's a massive net reduction in Claude usage.\n\nClaude itself is a massive money loser, with estimates of 5K/month in subsidies per Pro Max user. Enjoy it while it lasts, because it certainly will not. |
| my bad i ran over your mailbox by accident |
| The response is go fuck yourself. |
| I member shorting it down from $60\n\nMan what times |
| Hmmm I’ve fallen from 177k to 153.5k. Maybe it’s time to up my risk or should I wait? |
| So faaaaar |
| https://preview.redd.it/pwumu0v04mrg1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b999474e3bd195c48bc8b9c4ddfcf3427d5622c |
| nah that’s the left |
| Any market movement off a taco will be reversed in the following 10 minutes. Only room temp IQ folks following his word anymore. The boy who cried peace talk. |
| STOP THE FUCKING COUNT |
| Don’t get my hopes up to dash them |
| Iranian water plants under attack by the US and Israel... |
| Guys, remember bols had the whole week to liquidate their position. Don't pity them. |
| Where are you? |
| META not a single bounce, just straight down. |
| Mangoe should just go to iran and talk to them over some mcdoubles im sure they totally wont crucify him on the spot |
| Its over |
| What’s the reason for talk? |
| If it breaks thru 639 then what next? |
| see that's the thing, I can't drink during the day cause I'm working, so if I just don't eat or drink anything but water at night, it's too easy. I also can't smoke weed cause I get tested for drugs at work so it's not super fun to be completely sober and in your own mind hahaha |
| IRAN SIGNALS POSSIBLE ATTACKS ON STEEL FACTORIES IN GULF AND ISRAEL, ACCORDING TO TASNIM. |
| We are all just placing bets on whether an after hour tweet will be bullish or bearish. \n\nTruly amazing that the world’s retirement depends on this. |
| supposedly Iran drops their response to the 15-point plan today… weekend rug incoming lol |
| I’m definitely voting for mid terms. |
| That's a death candle 💀 |
| I'm ashamed to admit I fell into that bull trap. |
| You do you. |
| oi oi aint this bad n shit? im high af |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣 open them cheeks up |
| Sold all my shares in everything. Too pussy to go short though |
| Is that why the yen just crossed 160 to 1 USD?\n\nJust happened minutes ago. |
| Bagholders no crying, the casino gave you multiple opportunities today to get on the lifeboat |
| The eventual bear trap today is gonna be a doozy |
| I think you have a 26% of a dollar drop |
| Keep in mind, 🥭delayed the strikes 10 more days today BOOST the market. So imagine how red it’s going to be now that 🌮doesn’t work anymore |
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| With Japan using reserves to short it LOL good luck |
| absolute CLASSIC bull trap wow |
| another day another -1% |
| Its fine. 🥭 will probably spout some bullshit today and give you an entry |
| just got the dividend payout from LMT, ports saved |
| I believe 🥭is wiling to accept another 5-7% drop in the stock market at this point. He was probably hoping his threats would work and Iran would fold, but I think an escalation is inevitable now. Boots on the ground this weekend to try to open Hormuz. If that fails, then all hell will break loose next week. |
| Just heard a loud fucking explosion followed by my power goin out I thought this was it |
| DO I LOAD PUTS FOR MONDAY OR TOO RETARDED? |
| So you're basically betting that someone/startup can't use AI to create a competing office suite right? Cloud platform?\n\nOr is AI only a deterrent for the companies not in SPY top holdings? |
| cool, I have lost $100k |
| BREAKING: bottom was not in |
| probably best to figure out there are really no tweet president fuckwit could put out that would rally this market. He's kind of given over to JD how to end the war. Tell me that's going to go well. |
| It was definitely risky and regarded but I held through and looking good now, may start to close but theta helping too now |
| Does he have another pen to talk about today? Or how great the pencil is since it has an eraser? |
| Fake tweets aren’t working anymore lmao go for the kill bers |
| Ibit puts going into the weekend |
| Always has been |
| No no they meant the inverse V! |
| TRUMP TALKS IN LIKE 10 MINS\n\nFAIR WARNING IF YOU HAVE USO CALLS LIKE I DO, THERE IS A BIG CHANCE TRUMP SAYS SOMETBING THAT DROPS OIL. BE CAREFUL |
| I will buy after the circuit breaker day |
| It literally says the reason in the article: to pop up Yen. |
| I think you are right. Short term swings are guaranteed for oil. But investors have been too optimistic of strait opening. Only now long term oil futures are starting to catch proper wind, which will lead to companies like oxy being undervalued in a sense.\n\nIm 70-80% cash, rest oil.\n\nWe will see how this pans out |
| Sub 639 again, SPY will never see a green day ever again |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/ukhJVaZziH\n\nCan you believe this guy called me the r word for my 640p position? |
| Someone legit woke up this morning with the intent to buy shares in fucking carvanna lmao |
| Quit drinking and you'll feel a hell of a lot better |
| Moment of silence for SPY700 😢 |
| Freak time i think it is |
| it's just all red LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Whole country decides to get into degenerate gambling. This will end well |
| If this market doesn't have any reason to be optimistic for the weekend... look out. |
| Bank of Japan looking at their $1.4T foreign exchange reserves: "Put it all on black... I mean, oil puts." |
| I still get annoyed remembering someone introducing themselves as a meta real estate agent like what the dickens |
| Can spy just drop $1 more so my puts are green instead of this theta decay ass fucking. thank u |
| Bol has no self preservation instinct |
| Ask Pam Bondi.. she will help you clarify |
| Could you imagine being dumb enough to believe this, USA ...... |
| The crazy thing is even a -30% day wouldn't put us back to historical valuations. The bubble is freaking massive. |
| WSB alone could probably buy all of the non-existent supply they intend to sell. |
| There are worse investments made in this sub every day lol |
| At least the bar for a positive development is getting lower and lower. Right? RIGHHT? |
| The Easter Bunny will not let his special day be overshadowed by poor market conditions. Calls next week |
| sir the market is not buying your bullshit anymore |
| Scott Bessent let my people go (to 630) |
| did you listen?\n\n[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1s50wn6/comment/ocs11rf/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1s50wn6/comment/ocs11rf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| BREAKING: 🥭’s signature will appear on all baby diapers and tampons |
| Bulls 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| BREAKING NEWS: STOCKS ARE DIPPING ON NEWS THAT STOCKS ARE DIPPING. -CNBC |
| They are a cult, there is no split |
| go canadian the us exchange rate is 28% |
| Somebody tell the fuck that it’s a midterm year |
| I wonder if they included no longer bombing them in this peace deal |
| What having a median voter age of 60 does to a mofo lmao |
| As a college student what are you doing with $80k in the bank. Seems whoever gave that to you assuming you were mature enough to handle it has learned a lesson! |
| can't they just print a new strait? |
| 650 the new 700 |
| Flush this puppy back to the April lows |
| i remember being 12 and not realizing my uncle was joking around i’d get so dang mad |
| My nephew's principal called my brother and told us he believes little Jimmy is regarded. The issue was I answered all my nephew's homework questions. |
| Bols do not worry. You can get use to the cold hard concrete under a freeway overpass, it’s not so bad |
| They lock everyone from selling now? \n\nSneaky way fo circuit breaker.. getting the brokerage to do it! |
| Just wanted to circle back on this. Sold them for a 300% gain. Dont you look stupid |
| It’s all they have left after realizing losses |
| If Japan is considering this everyone better believe that the US is already doing it. |
| Holy schmoly |
| The Iranian school children won't know what hit them |
| Hey guys I heard the dow is at 50 thousand but my app is showing less than that, what is going on? |
| I think the market rejected the fake as piece plan like 🇮🇷did |
| It baffles me how everyone is so bearish and the market is still falling lol |
| Look on the bright side, you’re about to net a free 225$ after today |
| Me neither buddy. But that's what I see |
| This desk rn looks depressed af, all heads down lmao |
| How many barrels a day you think you can manage? |
| I mean this isn’t a bad idea? If they short at the current value, the US is in peace talks currently and all but slated to “win” this situation. If/when oil futures return to normal levels and they cash out that’s a huge win for Japan |
| I subscribe to RavensWeekly, yes. Why do you ask? |
| Everyone said the same thing about tariffs and we ripped for 5 months straight. |
| That’s for AH |
| Oh god |
| Just ask Daddy for another 50k. |
| Buy the dip for another Monday Truth! |
| Wow, whole nations becoming retarded gamblers. |
| A lot of those reserves are dollars which will put upward pressure on us bond rates |
| SPY will never recover. It's hopeless. |
| Tried to get Media to pump for the administration, failed. What's their next flailing attempt? |
| Japan’s Ministry of Finance is officially moving its headquarters to r/WallStreetBets. |
| Surprisingly 🥭 has not scrambled to comment some other shi |
| OW |
| Is this the V yall warned us about? |
| You have to buy something first which you're too poor to do |
| Is it time to freak the fuck out yet, or are we pushing that to Monday lunch? |
| Source |
| You got your balls and your word |
| Hey it's Duo! 👋 🦜\n\nI noticed your calls are fucked.\n\nWant to do a 5 minute lesson? |
| Fed Paulson in doomer mode rn holy crumb cakes 😭 |
| End result? Timelines on all other apps almost immaculate |
| clear split developing in the political right, even within the cabinet leadership |
| What’s a yellowcake factory sounds delicious 🤤\n\nIRAN'S YELLOWCAKE FACTORY IN ARDAKAN BOMBED, NO RELEASE OF RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS OUTSIDE COMPLEX -IRANIAN MEDIA |
| Yeah but he needs to try and pump the market, they are wheeling him out at 12:30 \n\nWill talk about his sharpie pen or something \n |
| You join many other bag holders…. |
| *"I'm surprised the market isn't down further..."*\n\nthat was the sign folks, put'in time.\n\n(and oil being shorted by UST/🥭 buddies--yup). |
| BRAVE PUT HOLDERS VINDICATED |
| It's a global market brother I need xop at 200 |
| Bols like cmon man wake up |
| think we see 620 next week? |
| #Even God can't save bol. This bear market will last 20-30 years. LMAO🤌 |
| Going all in Fsly Mu Nvda here ..\nwish me luck future Wendy's coworkers |
| What is the point of bringing up Joe? Why is this still a thing? |
| happy for you, bro!! keep at it, but don't get too overconfident |
| Goog dropping has me thinking no SPX/SPY recovery today... Highs are in |
| Am I the only one that can't sell on robinhood? |
| Fuck. |
| BOLS really THOT |
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| All I have right now is that I’m still alive |
| I sold my puts too fucking soon 🙁 |
| You selling calls I’m guessing |
| What time does he speak? |
| #Bol thought we were going to recover and turn green LMAO🤌 |
| If Spy is gonna give up, I sure wish it would give it ALL up |
| Bought 250 600p for April 2nd. Ask me anything. |
| Watching corn dump is the best form of entertainment for this 40 min train ride lol |
| THE SKY IS FALLING |
| Not even a healthy correction and bers are parading like there is no tomorrow |
| Cue the Fall Out Boy soundtrack |
| Longing the oil, at least Japan can probably bomb few oil fields.\n\nShort? not so sure, unless Japan discovered a huge oil reserve in Korea. |
| really you think biden caused this. did you run out of meds |
| Is 🥭 live? |
| I can't imagine why |
| Isreal says jump, u sez how high??? u didn’t learn about aipac uet |
| Yeah, it's all hairy and gross |
| Maybe profits were the friends we made along the way. |
| 24/7 |
| Jesus. |
| where are patels photos posted? |
| For the past 6 months, these regards have said "job market seems fragile". What an understatement |
| Bounce x1. I don't think so, personally. |
| I really want nvda to touch 160 so i buy more |
| Yeah I dunno; at the frontiers of physics it's getting all rather supernatural-looking. |
| It’s not ever till the number is pinned |
| This market is so gay |
| wtf just happened to banks |