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| ick |
| Chocolate milk and pineapple post workout today boys |
| Do you know what historical return means? |
| According to the wiki article on the subject there are hundreds of active domestic car manufacturers in China, which has the largest auto industry in the world. Domestic manufacturers hold nearly 70% of the Chinese market while the remaining is foreign, of which Tesla is a small percentage. So they aren’t 7th. They’re probably more like 107th. A base model Tesla is probably 2-5x more expensive than a similar tier domestic there. I was in China for about 6 months and rode around in quite a few of the Chinese EVs and they are honestly impressive. Even the low end base model cheap ones were fine. \n \nAs a side note: if Slate could drop their price by 25-30% they would destroy Tesla in the US. $25-30k is still a hard sell to the vast majority of Americans because they can’t afford a $500+ car payment. That’s why 5-6 year car loans are gaining popularity, because otherwise people couldn’t “afford” to buy new cars. If Slate could get it to $15k base they would sell massive amounts. I do like that the difference between a base model and adding a ton of upgrades only adds like $5k though. |
| Spot on |
| Better strategy is buy high sell low this pic is amateur |
| Wen casino open? |
| Keeping him single? |
| Just wait till I buy it. Then it'll crash. |
| I did 1250mgs once but I was a coward and consumed it orally rather than anally |
| wtf are you talking about? |
| the hulk is having an erection on monday |
| brother we all know, just being polite. |
| The anti capaliat view is always funny, because let me guess you like red lol |
| We refer to AI as "people" now? |
| Let us know when you have your Eureka moment |
| bushmaxxing |
| https://preview.redd.it/cvumk4pwz8bh1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1d99e9af9357a100a5cb9aada7d809655daa4d3\n\n |
| ASTS |
| Fair enough. |
| You’re divorced and single |
| The hair on your head? |
| What’s going on with mu |
| >more\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fwkhaazrz8bh1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f84a7a9447e564a14dd7ab97ab25893fee2b60b |
| Bingo, my list also. |
| I legit never use /s because that’s kind of the point of sarcasm, and if someone can’t figure it out that’s on them |
| This is absolutely literally me. |
| They need to legalize doggie steroids for these diving dogs. |
| Or it may run up like how space stocks did for SPCX |
| dogecoin |
| doubling every 7 years is the long term average |
| $POET is the mother of all pump and dump 1000x price/sales |
| Such a stupid mentality to have. Most people can't get that lucky to make it big. |
| I prefer things with more miles on them. Doesn't mean I'm poor, I could go buy a brand new car with cash, I just prefer older things. |
| that's me losing money on ADBE, but it was not 1k... |
| But they may have said that every day for the last 10 years leading up to their deathbed, as their quality of life is terrible due to the inability to work and not have money. There’s obviously a balance. |
| The lesson is to buy no matter what |
| Cuz losing in trading is expected |
| r/redditsniper |
| my hair is too long and its too hot outside |
| Do you own a home tho? |
| You're right, it's done better than expected and averaged 15% gains over the past 5 years, meaning your money would double in roughly 5 years instead of the full 7. \n\nYou belong here. |
| please someone open the casino 😔 |
| Sweat |
| You'd be buying at 1.2 more than 2 mate 💀 |
| I love a good starter pack meme. |
| 100$ on left side and 5000$ on right |
| In only 44 hours and 3 minutes from now |
| This \^ |
| https://preview.redd.it/zkgheojmz8bh1.jpeg?width=1101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55abe7307483adc69511f935dfd440dae8e1c264 |
| \n🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 \n🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕😜🌕🌕 \n🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓 \n🌕🌕🌖🌑👁🌑👁🌓 \n🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑💋🌑🌔 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🤌🏼🌑🤌🏼🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌔👍🏻🌑🌕🌕 \n🌕🌖🌒🌕🌗🌒🌕🌕 \n🌕🌗🌓🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 \n🌕🌘🌔🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 \n🌕🌕🤌🏼🌕🌕🤌🏼🌕🌕 |
| It’s alright bro |
| wait so memes actually move stocks now? |
| I don't think you understand Chinese subsidies enough to be making this argument. In markets where China wants to compete the country essentially back stops the corporations they picked to be winners to protect them from losses while they gain market share. BYD is just the Chinese government with a mask on buying the automotive industry. That's the real reason why they can't sell in the US and why it's so much cheaper. Without the backing of the Chinese government, the low end vehicles would be more in line with the market after considering transportation costs. \n\nI know that USMCA also indirectly subsidizes the auto market in North America, but China is in it's own league with the level of subsidies they provide. It's also not limited to the auto market. |
| opsqttt is sweating right meow with corn moves |
| You could have 40k tomorrow if you put it all on black. |
| It’s more about staying out of debt and not buying stupid stuff. Anyone with money does spend it on things they love, just not $1000 car payments and credit card balances with 20% interest. |
| Looks a frosty melting |
| 0DTE options were invented for exactly this reason |
| Then buy at the top of 3 and watch it crash |
| The Disney shirt lol |
| Nearly Impossible to buy at the bottom. |
| If I die young I leave a significant nest egg for my wife and child via investments, life insurance, and mostly paid off real estate. It’s about more than myself. Having that peace of mind is more important to me than an extra vacation a year and driving a luxury vehicle. |
| The lure of the falling knife |
| Yeah, all these people are assuming they will die im their 50s. They must not take good care of their health either. |
| This is actually quite accurate |
| Dude don’t know what “lost” means |
| terrible day to be a hot dog |
| These bags heavy with cash |
| Or tomato sauce stains. |
| Accurate |
| plenty of dicks |
| Yall are a bunch of larpers acting like we don't know 95% of you lost your $1000 starter fund 3 times are just lurk for the memes now |
| https://preview.redd.it/lip6a9ucz8bh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=942b085b719a035c767eeeb65d7763930fd62e09\n\n |
| Thanks ‘Merica for showering me in your riches! Here’s to another 250 years! 🍾 |
| "spare compute" doesn't automatically mean they overbuilt, hyperscalers have rented out excess for years (see: AWS). the real question is the depreciation math. a GPU depreciates over 5-6 yrs on paper but only competes for 1-2 before the next gen drops. so right as it ages the rental price craters while the power bill stays the same. if Meta built for themselves and is renting as plan B, they're leasing last-gen hardware for less while eating full opex. that's not a masterstroke, but it's not incompetence either, it's just not letting the capacity sit idle at zero. answer depends on numbers nobody in this thread is actually looking at. |
| This was literally Micron, SNDK, DRAM on Friday |
| "Lock the kitties and puppies in the car and leave it at a Walmart for an entire afternoon during a massive heat wave"\n\nThis is how you sound, bers |
| How strong is your conviction on this play. Any quick and dirty DD you can provide? |
| No, China owns all and there is the reason for the valuation. |
| Tesla has literally only ever been profitable because of subsidies, reselling regulatory credits, and government contracts.\n\nMusk lobbied for much of this.\n\nIt's no different. |
| The way I look at it in my 30s is every dollar I save today is $8-10 dollars when I'm 65 (assuming average 7% YoY growth) so whenever I buy something frivolous for myself as a 'treat yoself' purchase, I put that same amount in my Roth so that A. it keeps me from spending too much because in my head everything costs double and B. I offset the hit to my wallet buy putting the same amount in something that appreciates. |
| Patriotism at an all-time high. We’re going to the moon 🇺🇸🚀 |
| She’s taken 😔 |
| It will not double every 7 years 🤣\n\nThe last 15 years are NOT normal. |
| 2011 Honda fleet intact...making over a quarter million a year. Lol\n\nPeople know we make good money, but they don't know how much we've saved/invested. |
| You bet |
| consumer is broke |
| REAL |
| Sure if you plan to spend $1440 a day in retirement. It’s better than that for most people, a dollar is like 4-10 minutes of retirement. |
| Something is wrong with my buddy’s liver and he can drink two 100mg drinks and smoke a bunch and be normal. I can’t eat more than 15mg. |
| This was the confirmation I needed, YOLO the HELOC on WEN! |
| in the oven |
| So long as I'm the pump and not the dump. |
| The Elon stocks are mostly just transferring wealth from US crypto bros to Saudi princes and Elon Musk. The problem is they're so huge that index funds have to buy them. Soon everyone in America will have their retirement tied up in an unprofitable $2 trillion space company. |
| I feel attacked 😂 |
| The fucking skank lost her her virginity decades ago |
| That's only if you've bought shares and not calls, and then only if it's in a decent company. |
| Pyjamas on point |
| next week new ATH? |
| Do you know what an average is |
| Only 250g of creatine |
| Why not do both |
| Some good points in this thread. It’s all about balance. But balance looks different for different people |
| Anyone buying China stocks? BYD and Xiaomi stocks rallies from the buttom. |
| wer 60$ columbia shoes... |
| Daytrading never works lmao |
| What time does the market open today |
| For me it's buy at 2, and then it drops even lower. |
| That’s some highbrow bullshit you wrote right there. 🤠 |
| As long as you don’t sell it’s not actually a loss 😢 💭 😏 |
| Why do the worst food places get put on the stock market? Seriously, the food is horrible. It makes no sense. |
| Of course. Im paying for the ride, not the loss. |
| Lmfao exactly. Dudes here are so obsessed with living broke so they can save every penny and retire with money to look like current day Warren Buffet trying to spend 10k on some hookers in Thailand to fit 30 years of enjoyment in his final five.\n\nDudes. Risk of dying shortly after retirement is real.\n\nWhat's the point of it all if you're too old to enjoy it? |
| Drives a 25 year old Lexus, wears jeans that are too tight, 500k saved for retirement, and house in a trendy neighborhood just outside of downtown. Most guys like this probably shouldn't be spending more money. |
| Atleast for science these models are amazing, might not replace jobs but certainly make us more efficient. |
| Fuk the market! I need to know dets about Taylor Swift's wedding and how she will lose her virginity on her wedding night! It is like when the royals get married in the UK! |
| TBF, neither do we. |
| The ber case is simple, a hemorrhaging money, it makes zero profit\n\nit's a blind cash grab, with uncertain returns, and overstimulated government handout, and the moment any of that falls out of line we plumb it. We fall into the depths of hell, and the asshole of the universe\n\nThat's the ber case |
| https://preview.redd.it/8dwr6w4qy8bh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d84b9377431dbf29b57d78526a6536275384a001 |
| I want a huracan evo spyder 🤔 |
| yeah my buddy’s account tanked just like that yesterday |
| 🥰 |
| Just eat the tuna melt and give me your money. |
| Sigh, these are out of reach reach for me, these basics here would cost millions |
| Have you seen how most people behave when they think no one is watching?\n\nIt’s not pretty. |
| 1. It’s pumping buy calls. \n2. Oh shit I’m 75% down, panic sell. \n3. M0th3rfuck3r! |
| what plan? I'm surprised your cheapest would be $150/mo |
| AGI ultra-bull case: Sino-European backed Fully automated luxury gay space communism \nAGI mild bull case: Post-Landian Accelerationist Neo-cyberpunk American cyber necrocratic free market global dictatorship \nAGI bear case: "sude rm -rf" civilization |
| My ex when child support is due |
| https://preview.redd.it/eg124yhky8bh1.jpeg?width=1392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5060cc135f150db408f6236bc160eb6d14620754\n\n |
| That's your own bad financial decision |
| NOK |
| Much easier to enjoy the present when you’re also planning for the future. Statistically it is most likely you will I fact live to old age. In your 20s it’s easy to put the future out of mind, but by the time you’re in your 40s it will be a source of stress. |
| WHERE ARE THE GLIZZIES🫴🌭🌭🌭 |
| To write against long calls without destroying their convexity is definitely a difficult skill to master. (I only have it down on one underlying and am still adjusting.) |
| Do your balls stink because your underwear is dirty? Or does your underwear stink because your balls are dirty? This question has been bothering me all day |
| Fuk no bullish catalyst. Mango gonna make his speech at 9:30 pm eastern instead of the sweltering hot mid day |
| That's not how any of this works, Ronald |
| Exactly lol |
| id have to do science to figure out which of the two gives you more pizza per dollar with all the coupons they always have available. but, subjectively speaking of course, i think dominos just taste way better. and they have way more options available. |
| This house is literally a million dollars where I live. |
| I dont think OP said you should save every dollar. I think most people agree that you should live your life and spend some money, but also recognize that one day you might want to stop working at your job and enjoy life even more. |
| And their socialist subsidized healthcare and pensions. |
| Structurally it’s quite simple. There’s an entire test called the LSAT which measures a persons understanding of the structure of logic, and their ability to reason through it.\n\nNeurobiologically, what does it matter? We’re building AI in computers. And we already know computers are capable of running logic. |
| I AM ENGAGING IN BIG AMERICA BEHAVIOR 🇺🇸 |
| wait why would mu turn into wendys tho |
| This is basically Micron & SanDisk on a chart\n\n#Load up fellas 🤠 |
| I literally lost 45% of my 120k on the Google dilution 2 weeks ago. Now THAT was loss porn |
| This feels like a personal attack. |
| More accurate, buy at 1, sell at 2, watch 3 and cry |
| What a loser! |
| There’s more to the story. It’s people who finally get FOMO at 3 and go all in. See 2021 and 2022 😳 |
| No, Tesla's subsidies are really small compared to what goes on in China. Furthermore, Tesla has hardly anything that is Tesla specific. Almost everything Tesla has is offered to every automaker, Tesla was just better at offering the products government wanted to have offered.\n\nBut all of that pales in comparison to what China offers their automakers and specifically to BYD, which includes direct cash injections. But also favorable credit and helping along with the supply chains and raw materials.\n\nWhat the US and Europe offers is a pittance in comparison. |
| Mhmm |
| Damn I feel attacked. \nHow the hell did you get a pictures of all my things. |
| Love free market |
| I thought this was r/wallstreetbets what's with the socialism.\n\nI mean I love a little socialism, but WTF are we talking about here |
| As a former gambling degen you guys have a lot in common with the loser eating a greasy tuna melt at the poker table and going all in with top two pair king kicker. 9% of you are winning and the rest are of you are all there to donate. It's amazing |
| Yeah but I’d rather work a minute longer when I’m 60 than at 25. |
| This basic dude ain't making 52% a year in VTSAX. |
| He's losing his edge. 66? |
| Anybody ever boofed 250 mgs of edibles? |
| Keeping watch in the hallway.\n\nSpoiler: They don't need a lookout in the hallway |
| The dude above is like “YOLO is ok”.\n\nIt’s like alcohol, I don’t know if I’ve ever heard someone enthusiastically defend it’s good without being exactly the kind of person who abuses it and then plays the victim.\n\nSuper cliche, but Aristotle nailed it with “Everything in moderation.” Occasionally including moderation itself (like the Gaussian distribution). |
| It wasn't just copying though. Everyone says China just copies.\n\nWhat they do is initially copy, then either cost optimize (e.g. make the same product but with cheaper inputs) or improve. Amazon's market place highlights the first one, and what they done to Russian military technology highlights the second.\n\nByd, where available outside China, dosnt have that startup feel that Tesla had in its early model s releases. Panel gaps are actually fitted, they have support available at dealers.\n\nYou book services like you would a Toyota, it's not someone wanting to come to your home or a drive to some far flung dealer.\n\nThe feel of the car for the price is insane. Say a byd costs 40k, when you compare it to a established brands offerings at the same price point, it blows them out of the water. A byd is often outfitted like the topspec offering of the competition that's 20k more. |
| I feel the same, but I don't consider myself a rambler. |
| How's the DRAM bagholder anonymous copegroup doing this weekend? |
| Dude, if you put that in sp500 etf , you will have over 200k xD excelent retard move. |
| Idk man I let everyone at my state job know I’m loaded but also made it very clear I will never help anyone beyond buying them a mcchicken and everyone’s chill as fuck about it and asks for money advice |
| I wish the bears had a more logical argument against the AI bull market such as what if a Karen politician bans sex robots, what if a sex robot chops my dick off during a BJ, you can't fuck your sex robot 24/7 because it takes a long time to charge them, etc.\n\n#These are real bear case arguments!! |
| MU |
| Then his son invested all his inheritance in INTC |
| Yes. Now explain how that’s accomplished neurobiologically or structurally. \n\nWe obviously understand deductive reasoning. The question is *how* we understand it. What cognitive processes allow this to happen? \n\nYou are suggesting that self-recursive learning is the basis for this, when that’s not the case. |
| Stealth wealth is fcking amazing! \n\nMy iPhone still has a home button, both our cars combine value is $15k, I work a low stress job and my wife works 18 hours a week. \n\nMy 2 year olds college is paid for and we are on track to pay off the house before I turn 40. |
| Stupid country. Full of dumb people. Thanks for making me rich |
| You seem fun |
| You still have options! Why don’t you PUT Reddit down and CALL yourself some friends? |
| I'm so glad Ben Franklin invented the hotdog eating contest. Congratulations to our last American hero, Joey Chestnut. |
| Like the founder of FTX, people seemingly want the crazies running things. |
| DRAM dead until SKH added on July 10 |
| Exactly... |
| So spot on. Understand of course not nearly everyone has the privilege to, but among people who CAN — which is more people in developed countries than people like to pretend is the case — I’m always surprised more people don’t arrive at this conclusion.\n\nSacrificing the present for a very unpromised future is foolish. Failing to plan ahead responsibly for a hedonistic present is also foolish. |
| I would like a sub-$20k EV please. |
| If you make it to retirement that is |
| I’ve been saving my shore points for a long time knowing I’ll use them for the last dance.\n\nBlackrock def changed a little over the years but shareholder profits are going to be the nail in the coffin. |
| This gonna be Wendys |
| I spend some of that money on clothes though. I mean still looks basic af but nice clothes are very nice especially if I’m lounging all day. Just picked up a few linen outfits from Outlier and was like wearing nothing during the last few days of 100 degree heat. No way I’d normally be able to afford it working since a single shirt was $420 and I got like half a dozen new outfits for vacations. Still less than the amount I made off my weekly SPY lotto though!\n\nAlso married a doctor. Stable high income means much nicer car and an insane credit line I have no business accessing since I’ve only ever made 30k a year working. Hell neither of us should be accessing it since they preapproved her for 2.5m before she even got a job via “physicians loans” or something lmao. |
| https://preview.redd.it/x0uv6kjsx8bh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=490ce25140362746df8ed1042bc05e22fcb9cdcd\n\n |
| I feel attacked |
| I am not disagreeing about working your life away without enjoying it, but try not to get in too much debt. Enjoying smaller things in life is so much better than the feeling of being burdened with too much debt. \nThe problem with feeding the "I deserve to live now" hole, when a person is young, is the hole only gets bigger. After time the hole can not be filled and a sense of sadness will be felt. Finding happiness without spending too much money is better than winning millions in a lottery. God Bless |
| Well they're also propped up by the Chinese government soo maybe add a line in for that |
| Is there a date set? |
| I get that if that is your goal. And I am not saying be stupid, spend everything, don’t save or invest. But literally never doing anything enjoyable with your money like travel or purchase a comfortable home that you can afford. I work hard, I want some enjoyment out of life. |
| No, Biden raised tariffs on Chinese EVs and auto parts to 100% on behest of the UAW. It's about unions and what Chinese automakers would do to union labor in the US. You can read Biden's statement about this when he did it.\n\nIt isn't about Tesla at all. It's about GM and Ford, and to some extent, Stellantis. And since the Japanese automakers also missed out on electrification and connected vehicles as well as autonomy, they would suffer too, along with their US auto plants (even though almost all of them are not union). |
| Will they buy it with stock? Heard its the sign of a bubble |
| Yes I feel the same way |
| Thanks mate. Hoping for some catalysts sooner rather than later. |
| If it was consistent growth I would have been way more impressed. Good work though man |
| Will you be blaring some Limp Bizkit hot dog water? |
| This is the way to be lol |
| Hey man, I gotta pay for my kids’ college if I ever get a girlfriend or wife. |
| Great, now I'm going to spend the rest of my life trying to find a woman that looks like this. |
| You can live the now but still need a Safety Net for the future. |
| Therapy |
| ASTS was good until 2 weeks before space x ipo.\n\nGoog is at least up a little bit.\n\nPalantir was too frothy so i think next year i will avoid meme stocks that are already up that much.\n\nReddit yeah that was an unexpected dud. Even next year i may fall for something like that. Didn't expect all software to become so correlated to bitcoin. |
| This feels personal |
| You should add profit to that poster. |
| I have never found an appealing opportunity to long straddles or strangles. Legging into short strangles (covered or not, depending on the underlying and thesis,) has been a great trade this past year, however. (Also risk reversals on high IV drops converted to covered short strangles has been great.) |
| I drive a 30 year old Mazda pickup that looks like it fell in a pond and my hoa claims it’s inoperable and needs to be removed.. i kindly told them to fuck off cause it’s registers etc.. I have never bought a new car in my life I just buy pos stuff on craigslist till they explode.. the key to this is knowing how to fix shit and buying Japanese 90s vehicles.. so I’ve never had to have a retarted car note.. when my wife and I got married she had a car loan we paid that off in a year and I keep her car functional.. cars are depreciating expensive pieces of shit that are also massive liabilities.. we need to build fucking mass transit like trains.. kinda like how South korea and Japan learned from us how to do.. |
| Government subsidies hold it up. They don’t need to turn a profit yet. Just need to wipe down the competition before they raise the price. |
| Remember me Brethren, in 2 years time I will be welcomed into the gates of Valhalla with my long position. |
| Open the fucking casino, Am bored\n\nI just want to see number’s fluctuations to stimulate my brain |
| How else are they gonna survive off 175k a year |
| They already don't. And Tesla's safety, efficiency, and autonomy advantages are sought after in China. |
| I sweat spending $100 on certain things while I have $1 million in my 401k, and over $100k in cash. I think sweating small decisions as much as big ones is what separates the men from the boys. My wife's family think we live paycheck to paycheck because they do. They don't see two paid off cars, zero credit card debt, and a 3% mortgage, on top of the 401k. I'm of the opinion that people who flaunt it rarely can afford the lifestyle they are portraying. |
| Open you're coin purse up |
| 500k on RH and reddit and positive = scammer.\nPoor people use RH. People with money do not.\nThe avearge RH account doesnt have enough to day trade.\n |
| What you classify as a fear is exactly what I want: a car that drives me where I want to go, goes home while I'm there, and comes back to pick me up when I decide to leave. |
| As soon as you sell |
| it would be funny if the insufferable combo of crypto-NFT-Metaverse spontaneously resurrects one last time to ragebait bers |
| It seems with Elon, he makes hyperbolic promises of crazy future technology, then the whole world just gives him all the funding he needs. Next it's robots in space or whatever he wants to come up with. |
| Every week Hormuz stays closed we have seen volatility in the market increase and liquidity decrease. I try not to call the tops in markets but things don’t look good. I’ll go long again after we are done with Iran or experience a major crash. Daytrading still works though. |
| If you have a front yard, that means you aren’t in crippling debt. Nice try ber |
| my charts is red and points the other way. |
| Meta dont even provide an ai tool for public usage or cloud services so obviously they have spare capacity and i doubt they even have dataceters that are 5% of what the hyperscalers have |
| What do you mean, we don’t understand how reasoning works? We’ve understood how reasoning works since Ancient Greece. They made whole systems for it which we now call logic and rhetoric. |
| When do we moon? |
| People have no idea how much money I owe 👀 |
| cooked |
| lmao... they are a business, not a charity. |
| That's gonna be a no from me, dawg |
| Meh if that happens to me, I don’t mind. At least then I can pass some money down to the people closest to me and hope they live a more comfortable life than I did growing up. |
| Imagine being regarded and selling MU at close on Friday 🤡 |
| Standing in the way with boatloads of QE to debase your salary. |
| No, they simply don't. |
| Happy birthday 🥳 🎂 my amerini🅱️🅱️as 🇺🇸🦅🗽 \n\nAngloporia xxx |
| My dad passed down his 2006 Lexus ES 330 to me years ago and it’s still going strong. Feels like this car will outlive me. |
| Yeah, there are a load of people that just want to garden and ready comfy books. |
| Don't go straight to zyns. You need to get a can of Skoal Wintergreen to ease yourself into the experience first. |
| Lol. No.\n\nBYD does make a lot of really cheap cars and most of them are crappy. |
| Black t-shirt is best t-shirt. Stealth wealth and doesn’t show sweat. |
| This looks more like a EDS (Elon Deranged Syndrome) post. LOL!! |
| Me too, except I don’t own a home yet. Don’t really want to. |
| That's assuming it isn't sitting in the market gaining you even more. The S&P500 gains about 10% per year on average, based on the last 100 years or so. |
| And how can you tell how much money other people have that don’t excercise „stealth wealth”? funny, cuz you never know the truth, they might be rich or have debts. |
| This is us right now. Mortgage is 65% of my income so I took up 2 side hustle for the difference |
| Definitely not. |
| I went to college abroad on a scholarship (China) and stayed there at the start and most of Covid. I think that's enough of an adventure, and I didn't have to spend much.\n\nI'm sure people who go out to work on dangerous jobs kinda have enough adventure in their lives.\n\nAll I want to say is that you don't have to spend money to go on an adventure, many times you can get paid for it. Now if your definition of adventure is the go to a random place to eat weird stuff and enjoy nice landscapes influencer style trips then you have a very narrow view of what an adventure really looks like. |
| Going to attaché some memory cards to fireworks to cause further demand. Happy 4th |
| I thought in America 500k is peanuts. |
| Yeah Im not actually being fully serious.\n\nPlus, me making that comment on the topic of jersey Mike's is a lot easier to make than in relation to other topics. World will continue to go round just fine if jersey Mike's gets "ruined" |
| I like to have the money so I can not give a shit if I get fired or not. Its a stress free life for us neckbearded penny pinching bastards. |
| Maybe the real riches are the friends we made along the way |
| Of BEVs, BYD has about 17-18% BEV marketshare, Geely at #2 around 13-14%, and Tesla China is number 3 at around 8%. |
| Same but without the money, house, and car |
| https://preview.redd.it/d6kiq9rww8bh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a97d73f4de2c2dafea2b9a04e3088029eccdf1b7 |
| Ford CEO is saying legacy automakers would be wiped out. And I agree with that. |
| I kinda wanna buy hype but every fiber of my being is screaming at me to not buy an altcoin at ath. |
| Happy birthday to all my degenerates |
| How can I be like you when I grow up, you dropped this 👑 |
| \#allbirds |
| Ah yes, forgot the 2nd part 😉 |
| Skill issue |
| Does Tesla still make cars? |
| yeah that’s gonna be a problem |
| How many days expiration |
| I guess people don't want smartphones over dumbphones because they can be hacked and controlled too |
| I mean i bought myself a nice pc and that's enough, fuck going out and traveling, boring stuff tbh. |
| There are many automakers in China making BEVs.\n\nBYD has about 17-18% BEV marketshare, Geely at #2 around 13-14%, and Tesla China is number 3 at around 8% \n\nHow is the #3 in terms of volume, and not selling any of the lower end segment vehicles a "wipeout"? |
| BYD makes far superior automobiles. TSLA’s valuation is currently assuming every developed household in the world will have 3 Optimus robots on the highest level month subscription. It’s fantasy. |
| PP Exchange is inverse indicator so sounds about right |
| The end result of this kind of trading will be a total loss little by little. Once you make a windfall, your job is risk management. You can be right 12 times in a row but wrong on the 13th and lose 90%, especially on margin. Once you take that hit, you have to make a 10x return just to get that money back. If you were successful one time, there won’t be a second time doing that. It’s really like hitting a small lottery. You will end up losing the rest trying to win back the lost profits.\nAlso, if you are on full margin, it only takes a 40% move down to lose 80%. And if you are always buying on the dip, eventually you will get caught in a bear market or an extended losing streak that wipes you out.\nI learned this over many years before quitting margin and options. I made my first $500k win on Tzoo and held it out back 16 years ago. Recently I loaded up on Tzoo for another run and already have a double. It will be hitting 52-week highs in the next few weeks.\nI made seven figures on the CLF run from $3 to $33 five years ago and sold between $13 and $28. I took $1.5 million out, bought a house on the water, and know the market can’t take it back. I also paid some taxes. I never bought back on the dips. That can be a very bad move regardless of how many times it was successful.\nMy advice is to diversify and don’t use margin. The losses can come quick, and the interest will eat you away little by little. Put Tzoo on your watchlist and buy on a 52-week breakout. |
| BYD is an existential threat to all Autos in the US, not just Tesla, thats why they are a banned import [well, banned for sale, and I'm not sure if you can register one in every state]. They are like a third of the price of normal autos. |
| I also ran two risk reversals intermediate term, and will leg into short diagonal strangles on the next rise when volume starts petering out. That set-up has worked well with MU because skew makes the trade immediately profitable (though I considered a ratio, as well, decided I wanted to preserve some liquidity.) |
| An es300/ls430, e39 540, and an 07 gx470. Poor man's dream rotation. |
| Their cars come with a robot. I would buy one. |
| I think we have a healthy mix of rich kids gambling with daddy's money and people who saved for years and then woke up with fomo. |
| This mentality only exists because of the current state of jobs and the economy. |
| I vaguely remember Elon posting on Twitter that the "blueprint" for Tesla is available for anyone to use to build an EV car if they wish to. That was long ago though (not sure if they were really made available or not). I'm guessing BYD and other Chinese companies took that. |
| It is what it is at this point, their AI models can run off a AA battery and a TI calculator. Behind the scenes they steal the best NVDA chips and Chap GPT inner workings |
| They destroy the remaining parts of American manufacturing. While I agree with with letting those cars in, it’s 100% terrible to have no manufacturing in the case of war time, just like with how critical it was in 1942 where car manufacturers were just able to quickly convert to defense manufacturers. Without that capability we aré screwed. |
| This is true but let's not pretend Tesla competed on a perfectly even playing field. Tesla got heavy subsidies from many governments, both on the manufacturing side and with various tax credits on purchase across NA and Europe. |
| They never did? You can’t have 1 company worth more than all the competitors combined and say it made sense at any point. Especially when you start looking at the financials. |
| I'll never understand the valuations of Elon stocks. |
| Lost out on being a millionaire* |
| Hi fellow regard |
| They do things for people instead of profit sometimes. |
| True wealth is escaping the rat race as fast as humanly possible |
| > \nWendi’s\n\nFound the German |
| Same also like hairy women 😃 |
| Byd costs more than legacy or other evs even tesla in Europe, where they could probably cut profits if they wanted without losing money but they don't, or if they actually want but can't then even if US didn't have tariffs they wouldn't wipeout anything |
| You have a channel? |
| Chinese crap |
| Can someone teach me how … I got 3 kids and a nagger wife I just wanna be free from the 9-5 chains and on a boat |
| I want a first gen Lexus ES 300 so bad. |
| Lolz |
| And a helmet |
| TSLA has gained 300x since IPO, how could your buddy lost all?\n\nMy $150K TSLA that bought a few years after IPO, has gained more than 30x (near 40x), to more than $5 mil. |
| How many auto makers are there? 5%?is not wiped out, but \~5th to 7th place |
| least obvious chinese propaganda poster\n\nedit: damn it's crazy how many people in this comment section are political wonks that spend all day dogpiling any post about elon/tesla and have no other history here. If you're not spambots, jfc. gonna spend a few minutes banning anyone matching that pattern |
| BYDs are fucking nice too. Rode in a bunch of them in Thailand. Way better than the shit TSLA produces. Too bad we can’t get them here. |
| Cope for people who are broke and want to stay broke |
| Me too, just not fatties |
| micron crashing on prussian perps exchange |
| If there's a lot of momentum that won't be an issue |
| This is either a bot or a hater. "Nobody will buy them" and they're doing 100b a year. Ok bro.\n\nI rented a BYD abroad last month and it was fantastic. |
| The American flag when he’s not even American fr |
| Because Musk has a spell on people who believe he is going to change the world in 5 years, or whatever BS he spins, and people lap it right up.\n\nPeople don't buy Musk's stock based on what it is now, but on his vague promises for the future, promises that never come to pass. |
| Y tho? |
| Nvda was definitely being hyped idk about avgo. |
| Real-world example of Luke 12:13-15. Chilling stuff tbh. |
| Anybody ever boofed a bottle rocket? |
| If anyone couldn't tell, they deserve not to know. |
| never heard the word homologate before. good one +1 |
| They had potential in the past, now not so much. |
| Sarcasm is usually hard to read but this one seemed pretty clear to me.\n\nBYD runs laps around US EVs |
| Been in a BYD in Europe and these cars are great |
| That’s me! |
| I love women with small tits |
| Yeah it’s not always best to be first. |
| Nah, I’m keeping my platinum wrist watch. |
| Go back in time and buy a house in 2018. |
| Revenue is a good indicator of health but revenue to net profits is a better indicator. The large reason a number of US stocks, especially in the tech space (which Tesla is according to SEC filings) is because they don’t reissue as many shares as they typically remove during buybacks. This causes and artificial scarcity which causes price to skyrocket which causes market cap to skyrocket. It’s not a direct 1-1 correlation either because a lot of index funds still need to hold a certain amount. |
| Taking your dentures out before performing your duties at the Wendy’s dumpster |
| Bears losing fingers today with fireworks would be the best thing that ever happened to their portfolios. |
| Exactly. The moment they are allowed into the US the stock is gonna shoot up |
| Does no one understand sarcasm unless there's a /s at the end? It's spelled out for you regards, "they're so bad, look **I'll buy one right away** to prove how bad they are, please let them in" |
| Just waiting the the bernie Madoff business model to collapse |
| So we’re trusting the CCP over Tesla now |
| I think I am antisocial |
| You can't compare when USA doesn't allow Chinese cars to be sold here. |
| BYD gets heavy subsidies from the Chinese gov which is why they can sell their cars so cheap. That is the only reason why they would wipe out Tesla. If it were a completely even playing field, that would not be the case |
| Maybe? It isn't. Someone told me it was. |
| they have a negative cash flow or close to it |
| But you don’t understand! Tesla is not a car company! |
| They will always be banned and should be |
| I know what I gawt |
| The only evee I care about turns very hot when evolved with a water stone |
| Sucking your wife's bull semen out and reselling it is dishonest because it's not yours to sell |
| Tesla is not just a EV company. They also do other things.\n\nBitcoin holding, Robots and AI, EV Charging stations, Home charging, Solar Roof\n\nBut Yea they are over priced lol. |
| Imagine being a fat woman with small tits. Talk about having the deck stacked against you. |
| I'll help ya. Got to make sure the world sees how bad they are. |
| Live for today. Tomorrow is not a given. |
| Why no women? |
| Worst statement ive read today |
| F*ck Yea! |
| I can't tell if my mental health is better or worse on 3 day weekends.\n |
| Read some books about clones and it’s very possible 😳 |
| Or you don’t want Chinese tech over such a large portion of your data, habits etc. every company in China is owned by the government there is a reason we won’t allow byd in and if you don’t want to support Tesla there are other great companies like Rivian to choose from |
| the 1 year slope doesnt look like wsb |
| I'm sensing sarcasm |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I agree, we should encourage the US to open the door and let them in, so we can all see how bad they are. I will, of course buy one and disgust them, to understand how bad they are. \n\nUSA USA USA 😜 |
| This is 12 month revenue |
| $500k even tax free is $50k/yr for 10 years. If (and this is a big if) you don't have a mortgage or crazy condo HOA fees, a new car paid off, and no major health events you can live on it for a decade.\n\nThe second you need a car, home assistance or have a major issue with your home (roofs are $20k easy) that savings is gone. |
| -8 in 1 minute lol. Maybe revenue is worth checking out |
| Yes if they sell themselves to US first... |
| Have you tried taking the helmet off when talking to new people? |
| People keep saying the AI bubble is going to bring down markets.... What about the cult of Elon companies.. SpaceX was what, like 2 trillion on $18B of revenue or something? Lmao. This is madness.. |
| Well one is a mobile surveillance company 🤷🏻♂️ |
| I didn't think I'd be able to buy BYD stock but apparently I can! It's chart looks pretty terrible at the moment, but seems like it could be a good long term buy. I'll have to do some more research into this |
| Aka overvalued cult. |
| The graphic doesn’t claim he is. |
| Just like Kratom |
| Tesla is very overvalued |
| They make better cars for half the price. They just have too much competition So BYD stock never goes anywhere. |
| The sub is alive again 😍 |
| "*Supergirl* isn’t the only big-budget film to underperform at the box office this year. *Masters of the Universe, The Mandalorian and Grogu*, and *Disclosure Day* all fell short of expectations"\n\nThis is a good point, i do wonder about the future of cinema. People are too busy asking AI questions like which combination of vitamins will give them peak vascular blood flow.\n\nEvery actual review I've read has said it's not really a bad movie |
| open the casino |
| Which one has recieved more government support that's probably a close call. |
| And he’s right, but soon won’t be! |
| I'm getting mildly irritated when ordinary people who don't really invest conflate crypto bros with AI bros. \n\nCrypto bros are in the red\n\nMe & my fellow AI bulls are up... by a fucking a lot. There's no contest 😤🤌 |
| Everyone is selling at a loss in china |
| 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 \nHappy birthday everyone |
| Those people are much closer to being actually poor due in part to their gambling habits. |
| Will still be working. My retirement account is looking fine as is my liquidity for my current age. Im just not prioritizing grinding 7 days a week anymore and taking more time to travel/go to events with friends. Things I missed in my twenties. |
| In their defense, car repairs and home repairs cost $$$, so you do need that kind of buffer. |
| bro the white tee and jeans is doing more for that portfolio than half the people on this sub |
| I have like 1.5m at 32 and I still feel like a loser |
| Nobody wants Canada \nOh Canada 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Just keep doing them till u get addicted it’s just a phase . |
| META decided to try to sell extra compute like SpaceX did indicating they over bought hardware, mag7 AI related revenue is under pressure and their expenses are soaring, companies are starting to limit AI token expenses, so the AI trade seems prime for a solid correction. |
| BYD is much more aggressive on pricing in China, which Tesla already competes against.\n\nFor the US market, even without tariffs, BYD would have to homologate with FMVSS, and many of their cheaper vehicles won't pass. If you look at BYD's global platform vehicles (the ones they export to Europe, Australia, etc), they do relatively poorly against Tesla in the same segments.\n\nFurthermore, when you look at BYD vehicles in Europe before tariffs, the prices were no where nearly as aggressive as they are in China.\n\nSo no, they won't be selling you dirt cheap vehicles the way they are priced in China, even with zero or low tariffs. |
| People have no idea how much money I lost. It's great |
| Sp you choose men over older women. Got it |
| Tesla is more profitable, BYD is cooking the books |
| I will NOT take any Lexus ES300 slander on my good Christian server |
| Yeah but Elon tried to hang out with Epstein, you didn't consider the multiple that gives your stock |
| No more PDT. You can swing for the fences every day. |
| So they couldn't "wipe out" Tesla in China with price? |
| My issue is I only have $20k at 39. |
| Communism vs Capitalism |
| Right now? They never did. |
| "Honey, we're selling the house for something better, trust me." |
| Yo this zyn making me feel sick. How do y’all do these damn |
| Did you know that the CEO of Ford came out and said they would all be wiped out if Chinese automakers were allowed to sell without tariffs or restrictions? |
| My dad’s best friend was a penny pincher his entire life but made good money. Had all these plans for retirement. Retired, gets diagnosed with cancer a month later, dead 6 months later. My mantra is live in the now. |
| It's the same shit with AI. Chinese models are cheaper and so now the whole AI is dangerous bullshit is being pushed in the media. |
| wow dad who taught you how to use reddit? \n\ni hate that you acted this way during my childhood |
| That's the only way. \n\n25% of high tech workers have already lost their jobs. Every year 15-20% of remaining will loose it. Investing is the only real thing that will provide income. |
| Omg. Truth on Reddit! Truth on wallstreetbets!!! |
| lol you forgot to put sarcasm on there. |
| Our founding fathers would’ve want us to lose money today. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of capital losses |
| 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 |
| Lucky you, i have been told i look like a retard |
| So it sounds like a decentralized network that is impossible to confiscate and shut down should be worth something, yet in the next sentence you claim the opposite. |
| You didn’t have to call me out like that dawg |
| We made this clown 99% of his successes |
| 90s Lexus, remodeled starter home and everyday fit. This may serve multipurpose of keeping away bad company and building wealth/early retirement or an image of divorcé |
| Was I A.I the whole time? |
| It's pretty nice. Gets boring and directionless. You'd actually miss work and striving for better. Once you have it all it's like now what? Depressing a big |
| Dummies think they can just look at revenue and become a billionaire in stock market |
| \#DVLT \nDATAVAULT AI |
| A lot of people work until they die, keep abusing their bodies and doing jobs they shouldn't be doing and further accelerate the impact on their bodies. I know plenty of people who went from working manual labor into a retirement home in a matter of months, these people should've stopped long ago. Even economically, which is all some people care about, it's a hell of a lot more expensive to squeeze a few more months or a handful of years out of someone and have them in a retirement home and constantly in doctor's offices than having them chill and only need that help later and for a shorter amount of time. |
| BYD is priced like a car company.\n\nTSLA is priced like a scam with a cult-like following. |
| Tesla only has an 8% market share in China. |
| I wonder if Musk has any tweets or interviews defending a free market. |
| Cleaning and maintaining 1500 sqft.....\n\nSign me up.\n\n |
| god save my MU calls for Friday and 24th |
| I don't even really understand why, but this legit made me laugh out loud |
| Tesla sells at a loss in china. |
| Y’all still think Tesla is a car company? lol. |
| BRING BACK THE M80's YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!! |
| BYD is bad? Have you owned one? The Seal is a great car |
| BYD is garbage. Communist china is holding it alive |
| How do you win at it? |
| MAGIC 👏 INTERNET 👏 MONEY 👏 |
| Tesla's market share in China is like less than 5%. How is that not wiped out? lmao |
| Not sure how that is possible, didn’t it IPO at $9 or something? |
| you don't understand calls then. he needs the tiniest move and close at 30%+ |
| Maybe it is time to enable margin |
| I want their large SUV…is your post sarcasm? |
| I've been told I look like I work construction, I'm an accountant. |
| I didn’t even watch s1 \nu like it ? |
| I did that and I missed out. Thanks |
| I bet BYD actually turns a profit though. |
| On one hand fair, on the other hand given that there wasn't really too much peace with tons of wars with both the germans and Persians at the time the whole thing is tereally a farce and I've decided to pretend history went the way that's most convenient for me.\n\nWhich, I'm pretty sure, is the most American thing I can do today |
| Doesn’t even mention his name. |
| 50% DRAM 50% MSTR |
| You gotta wonder what the toilet situation is like after being one of those wiener eating competitors. |
| I wish I could. But with the gas prices I have to buy an ev as I can't afford to live closer to work |
| He’s not one of the two originals but he is one of the 5 recognized co-founders |
| I'm in this picture and I don't like it. |
| Man. Those mods get triggered by The Smiths! |
| Well I mean one is Chinese and the other is Americans that alone justifies the cap |
| fwiw there were some bad picks for the top 10: Reddit, Palantir, ASTS, and GOOG |
| Bought the exact same, half your position. |
| Changed your perspective to what though? Are you presumably not going to work that long if you don’t plan to save any money? |
| Google why do my underpants always smell like farts also why did my wife leave me |
| I’m gonna take the balanced approach - live my life knowing I could get snuffed out any second, but also recognizing that second might not come until I’m over 100. |
| I don't even know if this is a joke. |
| The American DRAM |
| Nobody ever said on their deathbed - I wish I never bought and hooned around in that Porsche 911 when I was still young and had good vision |
| Price |
| Yeah, family and friends also have no idea how much money I have (I have four dollars in my checkings account and a Wendy's coupon) |
| The scale of subsidies is very different. BYD gets direct cash injections on top of everything else.\n\n |
| Lol 😂 |
| Better than skid row i suppose. |
| The scale of subsidies and favoritism given to BYD is very different than what happened and what happens with American automakers.\n\nDifferent enough that your assertion is nonsense. |
| The true asshole move Steve Jobs did was saying \n\n“we need the product the condiment wants, the engineers will figure it out”\n\nHe’s basically saying he don’t give a fuck how long his engineers worked and he didn’t anything out of it besides the iPhone |
| Cybertruck biggest buyer is X. |
| I want you all to do yourself a big favor. Consider it a 4th of july gift from me to you.\n\n> Sell everything. Stocks, options, whatever you hold, sell on monday. Nothing is real until the cash hits your bank.\n\n> Youll be surprised - your broker app will likely freeze up, your balance will lag. And it qont show up at the bank for like 8 days. \n\n> Remember, its not real till you sell. Theres a reason why cancer usually hits right before retirement. Theyre onto you. |
| Just remember your hustle ability may diminish with age. I’m lazy af now at 43 |
| That's why you need a momentum fund. Then Spy is your conservative diversification. |
| 😳🤫 |
| No, it wasn’t. The stock moves up at all and he’s green, those are Jan calls. IV and theta ain’t doing shit yet. You can definitely swing those. |
| Something that everyone always said when I did work for tesla. "We aren't a car company, we are a technology company". With the direction they're going it's pretty evident. \n\nDoesn't change the crazy evaluation, just saying they're a lot more than EVs. |
| I’m surprised BYD revenue is so low. I guess the cars are very affordable. Probably buy 3 BYD for 1 tesla\n\nEdit: wow. you can by almost 5 BYD for one Tesla.\n\nThat’s crazy. |
| he joined as chairman and gave them a ton of money early on so the credit isn't crazy |
| We aint miserly in this house ✌️✌️✌️ |
| \+52% last year. |
| They don't "wipe out" Tesla in China, where BYD has all the advantages, why would they wipe out Tesla in the US? |
| Doesn’t say he is in the graphic? |
| why is it green? |
| The slime self-gave the title and was [even sued for it](https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/tesla-ceo-settles-for-founder-title/2088887/?amp=1) |
| Doesn't matter. They're a patriot. They bleed red white and blue and they've been told that China bad America good. |
| Don't fall for those 4th of July sales\n\n#Save all your money to buy more Micron & SanDisk damnit!! |
| Yeah travel is the one thing I think everyone should make money for\n\nCars houses and all that crap you can enjoy when you’re old but your knees only have so long |
| Chinese need to learn how to scam taxpayers of their money |
| https://preview.redd.it/smbxah1ru8bh1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62ab99d5e7c603f9743cc41d4bd51fcd0f0732bc\n\n |
| Actually a great way to look at it. |
| He is the face and leader of Tesla. I don’t think the graphic states he founded it, unless I missed something. \n\nThe Native Americans were in the USA first but they aren’t why the US became a global superpower |
| Shares falling usually do not affect asset value (like houses or factories), they are not correlated.\n\nThe only way it can affect is if someone had 100mn in shares, took a loan of 50mn using that to buy a 50mn factory, but now the shares are worth 30 mn after a 70% fall.\n\nNow, that debt goes under, so the person sells the factory for pennies on dollar or a quick sale for maximum price possible, which does not mean the factory is not worth 50mn anymore, it just he simply cannot operate it anymore since he no longer has the collateral to back the debt\n\nHouse prices may fall in a recession as well but saying they will fall same as stocks is not correct |
| Fake. Not enough fridge magnets. |
| Especially important in the age of AI. There is no such thing as disposable income anymore. Everything needs to be saved and invested because AI agents will replace most white collar jobs within a few years. |
| Ahhhh the old bubble, not a bubble comparison. |
| As you should. Fuck that noise. Apologies for my harshness, but that sounds ridiculous. \n\nFind things that make you happy, do them, and fuck those who want to bring you down. Sometimes blood is thicker than water, and that should be remembered, but - mud is thicker than blood. And the people who've been there through the same shit you've been might show you a side you never knew existed. It's not easy pulling out from these types of situations, but just remember, no matter the culture, no matter where you're from - you get one life. Live it to the fullest and anyone stopping you from doing so can get bent. \n\nYou got this dude. |
| Imagine trading 0dtes on the FSTE |
| Dude, thats me but i also got no jeans |
| Plus robots and AI. |
| \+32% in a week, bro. if you want bet a lotto ticket, at least give yourself more time. |
| Didn’t he buy the “right” to call himself founder from the actual founders? I vaguely recall reading about this |
| It's all gambling. I'd rather gamble on being healthy in my 60s to enjoy the money I've set aside now than gamble on not making it to that point. |
| I don't care how good the financials look. I will never invest in a Chinese company. |
| Keep my favourite beer’s name out of your \*\*\*\*ing MOUTH! |
| Tesla is built on vibes AND being propped up by the US government. |
| I could get hit by a truck while going out to a party too🤔 |
| Thats not the real BYD numbers... |
| “I can fix her” type of home. Wood in the 70s were a lot stronger compared to the new builds. |
| Maybe look up the definition of generalizing then? Idk what to tell you |
| I’m not an Elon fan but don’t forget BYD copied Tesla 1 for 1 in their first few models. \n\nMakes life easy if your R&D revolves around buying a Tesla and reverse engineering it |
| OP have you ever heard of a liquidity discount? Or, political risk discount? No?\n\nTry getting your money out of China. Then get back to me. |
| are you really living a good life now? |
| Nor does the graphic say that he is. Easy upvote strategy though. |
| Great. I could barely convince myself hotels were clean before. Now I have this image in my head. Thanks. |
| My dad said he'd like a donation too! |
| Beyond meat fake hamburglars is an AI company now duh |
| Major investment banks like Morgan Stanley value the Supercharger network alone at over **$100 billion.**\n\nstill nowhere near a trillion |
| Alcohol causes cancer |
| I'm gonna fill a Stanley thermos full of boiled hotdogs and carry it around with me at the party tonight. Will sit down next to people and just nonchalantly fish one out and eat it while they're telling a story |
| They’re both fucking their numbers, BYD’s allegations being speculative, Tesla’s ones being obvious. |
| BYD is banned in the states (for now) and thats a big part of whats holding them back |
| In the future, the official language in Europe will be Chinese; Chinese companies are gaining ground in all sectors. |
| You need another panel for the escorts. |
| Not Ford. |
| People who really need to have tons of wild experiences to feel happy are already doing that. Nobody with those desires is letting a lack of funds stop them. Most people just don't want that much adventure. |
| Agreed, had a boss who randomly died of unknown diabetes and went into a coma. She had worked hard her entire life and died around the age of mid 50s-60. Had just bought a house and was close to retirement. I was in my late 20s when this happened. Changed my perspective. |
| Me the little man? |
| So does BYD. They even own their own cargo ships. \n\nAlso, doesn't Tesla use BYD batteries? |
| If British had some taxation with representation, history would've been different. |
| Name brand, in this economy? |
| We just found it weird that you asked you're mama to help you.. |
| Yeah I hate it all too, but it’s the sad reality we live in, otherwise we get old without having the money to support ourselves when we no longer have the bodies to work. |
| Not her style, if she had any interest she’d have bought private stock (like her Databricks holdings) and disclosed it years ago. Buying after the IPO is for the chimps/baggies. |
| I'm there bro but he doesn't really share his plays (at least not specific strikes or expiries unless you pay for his signals)\n\nNo hate on the guy, his content is unrivaled |
| More like comparison of country's stock market valuation |
| Ford, GM and Tesla wouldn't exist today if it wasn't for government bailouts lol. And they actively prevent chinese cars from coming to the market to protect them as well |
| BYD would wipeout Tesla if Tesla wasn’t protected by tariffs. |
| go bet on bugs |
| What made the post fake, you’re scared of the $2.2M or just poverty stricken minded? |
| I'm in PLTR. 1-2 months out. $140 calls |
| This guy must be a Chinese propaganda bot. |
| How about what was actually R&D by BYD that they took from the market? 🙂 |
| BTC predictions are so easy to manipulate. |
| alot because once it falls governments will just buy the compute and use it for police state , unlike bitcoin which is totally useless and actually makes it harder for governments to control people |
| Are you saying it is artificial volatility? Maybe even some kind of intelligent artificial volitilty? |
| Sure it is. A lot of people have nothing at all |
| Looks like a hoarder like my girlfriend LOL 📦 🗃 |
| The news here, they are both scams. BYD valuation propped by the Chinese gov’t (though they have arguable better vehicles); Teslas’s valuation built on vibes. \n\nEV’s should never have become the standard vs hydrogen. |
| Nah. You want me to wait to live my life until my body is too old and broken down to experience it? Fuck that. \n\nI gamble on this shit to live a good life now. |
| I think a good balance is the best. Can’t be stupid and blow all your money, but at the same time don’t just sit on every dollar you make. |
| I have come to the conclusion that I would like to be a millionaire without a job! |
| Ya I get that but this specific post is a wild ride with ups and downs over 1 year. This isnt long term growth. It's just pure gambling |
| Nurses can make 200k in a shithole like syracuse NY. |
| unless hes in a trailer park |
| Tesla also owns the complete infrastructure for EVs, so the comparison lacks |
| Greenland buying Canada? |
| American house of cards or Chinese house of cards. Take your pick. |
| I'll donate it to your mom |
| Mmmh investing on stocks, gambling on options😇 |
| Lexus ES 300 was ahead of its time, love that car. |
| I swear next january i will port heavily into all questionable stocks suggested on the wsb top 10 picks list. (As long as they are NOT boring megacaps) |
| Regardless |
| At some point, people might think, “i don’t want a car that can run away without me”. |
| My brotha in Christ... American Autos get subsidies and bailed our and still suck balls lmfao. Gtfo |
| the ev numbers definitely don’t add up rgiht now |
| no thanks i will die with hookers and blow or behind a wendys |
| It gets easier when you have three kids in daycare and an $800+ minivan payment in my experience.\n\nIf your mortgage is 60% of your income and the rate is high, grind until the rate comes down and then refinance.\n\nIf your mortgage is 60% of your income and the rate is lower than the market rate by a few points, congrats, you now have an investment that is practical, taking care of your living expenses.\n\nIf it pains you, it's because it's new. If it's a fixed rate and inflation goes up, you're winning. If inflation goes down, good opportunity to refinance. |
| This, people overlook this |
| Me too, except make the white T-shirt black. |
| This is a cultural issue for us and I have simply stopped giving a fuck.\n\nI have 5 nieces and nephews and expectation from my side is to give each of them 10-15k USD in their marriage which with PPP would be equivalent to 200-250k combined.\n\nMy youngest sister who is 45 recently mentioned how sons are supposed to care for daughters and sisters primarily financially via gifts.\n\nI am checked out and simply don't care |
| People have no idea how much money I lack |
| Isn't Tesla as well? They even got subsidies from the Chinese government because of their giga factory in Shanghai |
| Then what, pray tell, do you think the point of owning stock is? Why does forward p/e even matter if they aren't going to pay out dividends?\n\nIs it just because someone else will pay more later? Well, I have some tulips to sell you. But, fine, let's pretend that's a sane way to invest for the long term. Why are financials even important to stock price then? Because the companies can act as greatest fools of last resort and buy shares back? The idea that that's sustainable is what has resulted in the financialization of the entire economy and the stock bubble that we're in.\n\nThat's before we get into the fact that your chosen metric, forward p/e is estimations by analysts who seem to think the current semi shortage will last forever, even with two new competitors entering the field. |
| Bonds are free if you get good. 😜 |
| If it makes you feel better, some people were destined to be and stay poor - it just happens that you're one of them.\n\nIts destiny my friend. |
| Fellas, WTF\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vcrynwizt8bh1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=898fa68422c73548c00266caf36e98bf729c76d6 |
| But also better cars and sell more |
| I hate this mentality so much. Wasting youth and health squirrelling every dollar away just to have a chance at retiring with some money. It’s the most insane thing to me.\n\nWhat if you get aggressive cancer in a year and die? You would have wasted your life for nothing. What if you get hit by a drunk driver and get paralyzed? Tomorrow isn’t guaranteed. \n\nI’m not saying go out and spend all your money but you need to live a little too. |
| used a new soap, put on clean clothes... now i feel sick 🤢 |
| Man my shit is so cooked I was trying to figure out why you were comparing tesla to beyond fucking meat |
| Because in two years everyones gonna be in a self driving tesla car... right? |
| I have my money on Jonny Two-nuts to guzzle the most dawgs 🦸♂️ |
| it was a good choice 1 year ago when i bought 4 sndk stocks at 400 |
| They wok that shit |
| I love stealth wealth. People have no idea how much money we have. It’s great. |
| You're supposed to donate it not sell it duh |
| Investing or "investing"? |
| Is Shkreli mentally incapable of finding a decent barber? |
| No, that’s a regular ber. Polar bers shit on icebergs |
| Considering, that I saw an offer for "Succession" on Itunes/AppleTV today - and watched the trailer for the first time, this might be a sign.\n\n |
| # I guess I'm a genius now, going all in on Micron 0DTE scalps this monday ✌️✌️✌️ |
| You think SPCX will reach $700 in a week? |
| You bought 50k in deep otm calls. That was dumb. |
| They cook their books alot. |
| Good luck my Canadian friends |
| BYD is a scam that is propped up on massive Chinese government subsidies, they are actually in a ridiculous amount of debt that was hidden - \nStudy by GMT research: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-01-19/byd-s-supply-chain-financing-masks-ballooning-debt-gmt-says?embedded-checkout=true |
| Chestnut is in the same room as Bezos, Musk and Zuck 🧐 |
| Ransom notes typically include a chopped off finger, not the full body with head kept for ransom. |
| With the rule of 72 that money will double roughly every ~7 years in an index fund. If you're in this situation in your 30s or 40s, time is on your side. That will be millions by retirement, especially if you continue to add to it each paycheck. |
| Dude if you think a chinese firm is sooo clean... |
| Meta is allowed to sell off their extra compute, but everybody calls me a creep for trying to sell off my extra semen. 😒 |
| That’s unfortunate timing. Im assuming you mean friday last week since the market was closed yesterday? |
| Hope you all bought $SAM calls on Thursday because I'm gonna be drinking a trillion twisted teas today |
| When you took that mortgage it was supposed to be around 25%, probably given both salaries.\n\nProbably time for a side hustle to the side hustle after the 45 hour week. \n\nWendi’s is always looking for talent |
| Anyone responsible for representing people in Congress shouldn’t have the time to trade stocks, let alone being allowed to trade as insiders. Everything is so fucking corrupt and bullshit. |
| They were hyping nvda and avgo. Making fun of automatic money destroyer. They were pumping lunr, rklb, asts. If you had listened, you would have made a lot of money. |
| and yet we're still at ATHs. De-risk and enjoy the ride. |
| I feel stupid getting upset about these little things, but I just don't understand the black and white. Yesterday she's taking care of me, being kind. Today its like I woke up into a hurricane. |
| Nah bro that house was like $800k |
| I dress like a homeless while investing thousands in stocks/options every months 😅 |
| Id rather this house than a mansion |
| One your wife finds a boyfriend |
| Rough. I hear the AI hit to India is insane too. I wish you the best brother. I'm not sure if its different in your culture, but, I hope that either your wife can figure out how to be a good woman for you, or you can find a woman who genuinely cares. \n\nI know alot of people sit there and say well she is good, but sometimes she isnt. And IMO, thats not enough. I think someone needs to show up 100% of the time. \n\nMaybe I ought to apply this advice to my own life but, I just wish you the best. Goodluck with your child too. I got my mother's tooth genes apparently, which is why im doing nothing but laying here in pain on July 4 instead of being out with everyone else. Oh well, I've had bigger problems. Not gonna bitch and moan about that. |
| i mean, if the NFL can co-op toy story, why not |
| Lmao |
| Can retire at all* depending on their age $500k aint shit. |
| The other 40% is in SPY calls. |
| House of cards |
| how the hell is prime Waygu filet more expensive than a literal dog turd |
| Meh, people have been using pre-ipo shares to buy houses in the bay for over 20 years. There’s an insane amount of wealth out here. When you’re a firm/person with 100m net worth why not take 2m of open ai stock over cash? It’s just gambling for them.\n\nEven the people getting OpenAI stock are still making 500-900k a year of cash on top of their stock. They can easily afford to just buy the house with cash instead |
| Bc that's the price point they've found people will pay. If enough people stop paying it, it'll come down. |
| Have her boyfriend continue, otherwise you’re just a cuck! |
| They’re making a joke. The goal of any investor is to buy a stock when it’s low, then sell it when it’s worth more. But no one knows whether a stock will go up or down, so it’s impossible to “simply” buy low and sell high every time - it might go low and stay low indefinitely. |
| Look at the numbers, Comcast has had flat revenues pretty much the last 4 years, with earnings decline the last 4 quarters in a row. While Adobe has had revenue and earnings rise the last 4 years straight. Until it starts declining then all this is just noise. People are "predicting" that Adobe will decline in revenue and earnings bc of AI but until that actually happens, then the company is simply undervalued at this point. |
| Yup. |
| It's all FUD anyway. Stocks only go up. |
| Nathan’s hotdog contest sponsored by draft kings and ozempic |
| Meanwhile KOSPI: “We’re supposed to be an index?” |
| We've all been there, but hey really, Bud Light? Don't let yourself sink this low. |
| Some have a red graph |
| https://preview.redd.it/3xpcp361t8bh1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d06133cd9ae58cc6d4c802b51644e73dee1ccc5c\n\n |
| You have a front yard in a house you seemingly own. You are in the top 50% at least. |
| Happy 4th of July and 250th to all my friend here \n\n\n\nGet bent to everyone else 😡\n\n\nYou know who you are . 🙌😏\n\n\n🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️💲💲💲💲💲💲💲🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅 |
| People with their priorities straight, who can retire early. |
| Yeah my mortgage is 60% of my income now that my wife is a stay at home mom. When does it get easier, lol. |
| Glenlivet, Glenfiddich... any Glen. |
| Every dollar spent is a minute less of retirement |
| the font on that “too poor” looks like a ransom note or something |
| Does anyone remember how this sub was like in 2022 - 2023? I'm just wondering if they were hyping up NVDA & AVGO and got rich ✅️ or were hyping something else and still poor 🚫 |
| By the time you find out it’ll already be too late |
| So do i lose anything if i buy a hype ETP? |
| \>more\n\nlol |
| The struggle is real. 😂 |
| 550k to 300k isn't even half, if it dipped to 30k u mighta felt something |
| So if SK Hynix will have 90% profit margin then it will trigger antitrust lawsuits? That's so stupid law in America. |
| I'm in this image and I'm okay with that. |
| 8.6 🌭 per minute. Good five min chart on the TA |
| that +169% on the shares while the calls are red is wild, theta must be eating you alive |
| in crippling debt, unemployed, drinking bud lights non stop since 6am in my front yard on a broken lawn chair. I'm the American DREAM. Happy 4th 'Murica! |
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| my buddy bought tesla right after the ipo and lost it all |
| Belgium |
| Can't eat computer chips. At least I don't think you can. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8pctd0hls8bh1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c870ee996ec6ec8f139a2a343e74d4c6cb65795 |
| I purchased 150 shares this week after my research on saas companies including NOW. I came up with the exact thesis as yours, the private data + deeply embedded into the client’s workflow are very solid moats. And the PE justifies a margin of safety. I would like to see the stock price drop 20% and I will buy 300 more shares. NOW only has the workflow moat and much higher PE, so I think it is secondary to RELX. |
| Happy 4th of July to the American degens here! |
| im just waiting for the pelosi buy to get more |
| Hype. \n\nThey treat the token like it's equity. There is no equity. Just the token. \n\n |
| wrong, you can buy meme stocks. those can rally 400% up in 1 day |
| WHy is RuneScape cost $135/yr??? 🤡 |
| Gauging how well the consumer is doing financially based on how many fireworks are launched and how many rounds are shot by my neighbors today. \n\nAny rapid fire and mag dumps = consumer still has lots of money and top ain’t in. |
| Fair enough |
| Seriously people have been selling pre-ipo stock in the bay for like 20 years. Nothing new and when you’re a realtor with 50m net worth why not take 2m openAI stock to gamble instead of cash |
| Besides AI stocks, there's nothing really to buy in this stock market because the rest of the economy is tanking\n\nMag 7 is 35% of the S&P 500. And that's not even including Micron, Broadcom, Oracle, Palantir, and other AI heavyweights. Index funds aren't the answer and provides no real diversification. |
| Coreweave fell because of this meta announcement... not the whole semiconductor space. Completely unrelated events. Meta ridiculous though as of course the stock pumps but then sells off the next day because Zuck says ai progress is slower than expected loool |
| Morocco 2 - 1 or 2- 0 \n\nWhat we thinkgen lads |
| I never buy Chinese, But i should add not buying Israeli stocks to that as well. |
| Your fucked |
| You could just buy a regular one or even a custom made one for less than 10k. |
| Costco hike egg price by 15%; whole economy collapses\n\nchips makers hikes price by 500%; economy is never been better.\n\nTells that chicken have more power than AI |
| what locked in contracts?? |
| I meant long term holds, though I have been thinking about going full daytrading with it cause I've gotten burned holding over night a few times and having KOSPI dump on me or Trump tweet some bullshit at 2am |
| You're cooked. Pack it up, granny |
| Happy 4th boys, we really out here livin the dream |
| Years ago Angel Skinner and Patty were in the back 40 of my neighbor’s property boofin shrooms after finding the recipe on the internets. When he came out causing a ruckus, I said the same thing, “state law.” Said it right to his face… Swear to god. |
| The same nut jobs who want to audit Ft Knox to see if the gold actually exists?\n\nOr different nut jobs… |
| They say they plan to launch again by the end of the year. By my math that is 6 months. |
| Me listening\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xfp2foemr8bh1.png?width=624&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c7a9b17342168470398fe0c9008184433dc677c |
| It's the world cup |
| 🍻 🇺🇸 |
| Ignore all the posts. What does your gut tell you? Now do the exact opposite. |
| 45% of 200% in puts |
| oh wait. silo season 3 came out |
| “Lets fullport a 3X leveraged ETF” |
| Pack her stuff and put it in her car for her. You deserve to recover in peace! |
| Gonna retire when I'm 120 |
| Leo is not dependent on New Glenn. In the long term big picture it's just a minor blip. |
| I wanna buy more but i'm getting increasingly concerned that it was massively frontrun and the top is in despite orgasmic locked in contracts. |
| What's your account brother. |
| I feel way more patriotic this Fourth of July for some reason even though the country is objectively going down the shitter. |
| my kid grew pit hair and now he thinks he runs this house |
| It's not luck bro. You're the only one gambling. |
| Not literally, metaphorically. You don't even need to clarify it's a metaphor |
| Most people don't read anything but the semiconductor bull 3x part of the name. So they hold it long term and get burned by the inevitable volatility. |
| And half puts, that way you’re covered no matter what. |
| This was me during micron earnings lol |
| Hype is a crypto coin...or do you mean purr? |
| What's polymarket saying |
| I‘m buying. 💪🏻 |
| I'm not going out there today.\n\nI'll stay back w the other retards and monitor the situation |
| So including the scenarios you mentioned, which seems most likely?\n\nThere is too much compute across the market and power costs rising as a whole\n\nMETA wants to build out a cloud service to take on hyperscalers (AWS, Azure, Coreweave etc) because they need/want to diversify their business. \n\nMETA has excess compute due to overspend and low usage of their internal models and AI driven ad services.\n\nIdk. It seems clear to me given METAs track record with seemingly knee jerk reactions into products that go nowhere.\n\n |
| Serious ask….is now the time to buy???? |
| Dominos got better in the 2010s but i feel like they have gotten worse again post Covid. |
| I think the thesis behind the rapid growth in semi/ram ETF’s is that demand in these industries will superseded boom-bust cycles due to the “AI revolution”. |
| Like he said he gets one share |
| https://preview.redd.it/rui1l2jmq8bh1.jpeg?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b20f5e02e5e6dcb6f7e1f9543a219947b182d39e |
| For an asset that is as volatile as BTC, that is not a good risk reward for only 30% worth of gains. |
| Probably sounds better when you tell people the 1st half |
| Is your mom holding you with spoons? |
| True |
| the one near me has a lunch deal for a personal pizza and soda for like $12 that I get every so often. it's not amazing pizza but it's a serviceable lunch for under $15 which is hard to come by these days. |
| All this day needs is open casino to be perfect |
| Think what you wish for |
| I really need SNDK to go up 20% on Monday or I may have to buy a full bottle of Tylenol |
| No your taxes paid for that |
| Half call options, half stock |
| Incorrect, margin is mandatory. And if you can sleep soundly at night, you ain't using enough of it. |
| You’re literally knocking the door at 5 AM on a house party in which everyone is already drunk, on coke or both |
| The $1b in profits is used for share buybacks. Which will not enter circulation ever again. |
| Clarity Act text is out today, you will see btc price shift depending on that. |
| No i sell now to pay my tax bill. Duh |
| I still believe in the AI stack trade, but am no longer in stocks that are semi's only. Microsoft, Google, Amazon, Dell, etc. \n\nhistorically (but not always), the period before us mid term elections was negative, with a rally around and after the elections. My plan is to hang out in broader companies for now, then return to more pure play stocks (like MU), closer to mid terms. My exception to that is Intel. Between gov ownership and future potential of NPU's, they feel pretty safe to stay in. |
| An employee trades in maybe a few thousand dollars for shares that can become much more expensive. The home sellers are trading $1 million+ homes for something that might be entirely worthless in a few months. |
| Plot twist: that 1 share is BRK.A |
| Optional? What kind of rookie advice are you giving? |
| Yeah ngl I really memory to start pumping again. I need to be a millionaire by EOY asap 😭🙏🙏🙏 |
| Your cherry profits must be massive with all that picking you do |
| There’s a bunch of nut jobs on twitter who think trumps gonna announce a gold revaluing tonight lol. |
| Never had those issues, had a few smaller ones like sometimes one not connecting unless I put it into the box and back out, though that was with the last pair I had which was a bit fucky in general. Real talk, though, AirPods are very good outside of their irreparability. Much more relevant: they're insanely popular.\n\nJust because you don't like a product doesn't make it any less good or, in the case of apple's merit as a stock more importantly, less popular.\n\nPixels are fine, take nice photos and the software is pretty good. Outside of that ehh. Not to mention Google being an outright evil company, if nothing else Apple is at least a bit less evil and slightly more trustworthy when compared. |
| Bers prefer wine coolers and sparklers |
| I did the math before and the valuation is at $3.5 million per store and we store makes net $100k/year.\n\nYa, I'm staying away. |
| 🎶...I was looking for a job and then I found a job\nAnd heaven knows I'm miserable now 🎶🎵 |
| ive listened to Tesla calls where i held 0 shares in. sometimes entertaining just to hear Elon talk. |
| More cushion for the Pushin brother |
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| 9:30am and just had my first beer. MURICA FUCK YEAH |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| ➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩 \n➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 \n➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 \n➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 \n➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 \n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥 \n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 |
| I see all these negative comments and wonder if we're still early. It seems like there could be a whole lot more potential adoption given the sentiment here. |
| Brother, 90% of the sub is all in on semis and memory\n\nEither we all get rich together or go broke together. |
| True, they paid 2900 out of 6000 for me x) |
| I'd bet on it, especially with any gap up. So many want out right now and are under water. Chart is weak to say the least.\n\nSo probably new all time highs, yes |
| Bro If you knew in advance that volatility was going to rise, you'd already be rich. |
| ^ Definitive proof that the odds of success are infinite. |
| Worse; PE inflates the numbers and creates their exit liquidity with an IPO. |
| **No Active BanBet**\n\n| W | L | Win Rate |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| 3 | 0 | 100% | |
| !banbet |
| I am from India and in India currently. \n\nI spent more than my mortgage on my child for therapies, unfortunately he got my genes.\n\nOne of my frnd has been kind enough to create a trading account for me, I trust him and was able to pick decent stocks during 2023-2025 time and I hope I can make some money this time and retire. \n\nWith her I am clear that this is what I can bring to the table. she was complaining to my doc also today and when I gave doctor a bit more context he just said do more exercise and this all is ok |
| Selling RDDT and HIMS to double down on Nebius LEAPs is peak YOLO energy 🫡 |
| Ber shoot them into their ass |
| What would you value the total amount of computer hardware and miner labor to keep a network processing millions of transactions per day at? |
| TLDR avoid this IPO unless you’re looking to baghold for the CEO and family when they dip out. |
| *[ Removed By Tom Lee ]* |
| Agreed. But for today let’s enjoy it. Happy fourth! 🤝🇺🇸 |
| How’s my $1,295 7/11 MU calls lookin? Webull telling me -87% but think it’s a computer error |
| I ate the whole Philly and half the Italian in one sitting, then the other half of the Italian a few hours later. Had gone on a 4-hour bike ride in the mountains beforehand so was pretty hungry! |
| NVDA 250c |
| arent those etf's daily reset? What sense does that make? |
| Full porting a retirement account into a 2x leveraged ETF. |
| Ber should drink lots of beer and play with fireworks |
| Anybody ever boofed an entire fist? |
| a Glenn |
| False positive: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BLEU |
| Yes we've had one bull market, but what about second bulls? Shrek Dickens? Afternoon pump-tea? |
| The problem with upgrading the cell network at this point is, well, money. At this point, most of the nation is covered with pretty decent service. To upgrade the towers and expand to 100% coverage just to gain the roughly 1-2% of people not covered. Even here in Wisconsin you can be only a couple miles outside of town, or even in town in some places, and have almost no service because the nearest tower is behind a hill or youre in a valley. |
| You run the risk of being very, very late to this party. |
| Yup. People say Gemini ChatGPT dumb but these are very much like human interactions |
| Except it’s Berkshire Hathaway Class A. |
| Please pass the secret sauce. |
| Sound of me banging ur mom |
| Yes and the govs pay for partial or entire costs if you can’t afford one. |
| semiconductors and ram in the saame etf feels like mixing apples and oranges |
| Guess it’s that time of the year where this gets reposted. It’s not even a heavy earnings week. |
| 100% return in a year? Say less. If they're a price-fixing cartel, that just means higher margins for my calls. |
| yeah, we have to pay city tax too... what a bunch of BS. |
| If you are a Russian prostitute then probably yes |
| Yes |
| Jamaica all inclusive was the same except last October's hurricane ruined that for now |
| What goes down cannot come up |
| I actually work at a tech nonprofit and this really has ripple effects on the entire tech nonprofit world. Funders, especially private ones, are more skeptical these days. |
| It was the only fix. Until they now pay google 1B a year to use genmini. lol. \nI was actually excited for smart Siri. Now it’s coming but the iPhone 16 which was “designed for AI” can’t run it LMAOOOO |
| Let me tell you about cryptocurrency... |
| How in the hell is Nebius ($54b) now worth more than Coreweave ($44b)?\n\nAlso both stocks are overvalued. Heavy debt, low margins, high capex. |
| Lmfao 🤣 Thum Fwieth Motha Fuckuh |
| Press 4 on the keypad to answer your own question.\n\n |
| Thats rough brother. Women right? Like, I dont even understand wtf is good. \n\nI wish you all the best. \n\nWhere are you from? I'm from Russia originally, US based now. |
| u/Ru5ty_shackleford Did you stay in this? |
| Does a polar ber shit in the woods? |
| It's a shipping company, it isn't that deep. If you want to play the moral high card you'd have to boycott at least half the publicly listed companies. \n\nYou say you're in Haifa right now, so you're either making money in Israel and at the very least spending your money in Israel. Either way you're right now directly supporting Israel and Israeli businesses so I am quite perplexed by your logic on this one. |
| How are you swinging them without holding |
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| so then your probably moving into PLTR and SNOW next?\n\nid also like to know how you choose your strikes and exp dates? are you ITM,OTM, or at the money? do you mostly play in 0DTE or what is your ranges? also does high IV bother you cuz your looking for the deals or do you not care so much? |
| To answer the question, if you're confident in a short term volatility spike but didn't know the direction, as long as the IV isn't absurdly high, then a straddle is going to make sense. Yeah, you're going to lose one half of the deal, so I'd keep my price point the same on each side. You'll need at least a 100% spike on the other side to be profitable, but a volatility spike should do that and then some. That makes sense for stocks with big binary events like biotechs. \n\nI would add something like this on leveraged ETFs could have a similar effect too. |
| Roses are red,\n\nviolets are blue,\n\nI bet against America,\n\nAmerica said "fuck you" 🤌🏻 |
| Thank you. Also Papa casted racist stones. |
| /╲/\╭( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)╮/\╱\ |
| Depends on sentiment\n\nIt became negatively recently because damn South Koreans and Apple |
| Gotta protect the investment. |
| Way better than Claude who will tell you that you’re delusional and have mental health problems and should probably do nothing and wait for her to do something. |
| Up 0.3% after a 60% drop. Yeah I'll call it pumping when it doubles to get close to where it was a year ago.\n\nEnjoy your family time. |
| Why did yo buy shares in that company?\n\nBecause my dad told me to |
| What wild is you could literally pull it up in under five seconds on the device in front of you, but instead chose those five seconds to write this nonsense. |
| my buddy said his gf did the same while he was locked in |
| Do canadians have AC? |
| 🖨️💰💰💰 |
| Same lol\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/53b8kxk5o8bh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bebd6b5430e0c944eba36a81121ad6a8fa8d205b |
| It's a gamble, who the fuck knows. Some guy posted here on Thursday about getting liquidated on soxl bought on margin, there's probably a lot more like that |
| With no AC. Only a fan blowing hot air in your face. |
| AI demant should increase as is value increases and then it will become cyclical |
| If they didn't want you at 1 mil, they won't want you at 10 mil. I also hope the memory/storage/semi industry goes up, but I got my wife when I was barely making above minimum wage. If you need to spend money on them or take them on expensive trips right away you're just with a prostitute. Find a real woman and get weathly together, don't chase after prostitutes who just use your money and bring nothing to the table. |
| There's a better than not chance we already passed peak AI demand for this cycle, so I'd stay away |
| Man that is crazy that guy was off by one day |
| You listening to me bangin ur wife |
| Monday is V day for semis and DRAM |
| Thwapwise Motha Fuckuh |
| Holding semis is too big of a risk for me personally atm but I'll swing trade SOXL and SOXS. Lots of money to be made. Also lost... |
| Memory took a big dip last week could be some profit to be made for sure |
| Guh 😞 |
| Way too bolish in here. Might buy OTM puts on semis. |
| Be ready to be pumped as many times you get dumped, still a good amount of money to be made on short plays I'd say. If you jave a longer horizon, I would suggest a different commodity/etc |
| Dude I can understand. \n\nI come from a poor country and I am not in US. Due to AI, jobs have been tough and I am nearly at mental breakdown and my wife's response is just keep working for 15 more years.\n\nI told her with this minimum which is still 4 years away, I can provide a basic lifestyle and you can keep it or leave it.\n\nThis is the max I can do as I have tried enough and I am a human and I am tired |
| Bro I am not going to buy them anyways,\nJust wanted to know what others think,\n\nMicron at 22 pe btw compared to some stocks at 200,300 ,does not have to be the top! |
| https://preview.redd.it/lyxcnvwmn8bh1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=966728178691cbe4fd5a8fd8cde34c9a0086f777 |
| Bitcoin was a direct result of the 2008 financial crisis, Satoshi states so himself. \nNow, the market cap of bitcoin is definitely a result of loose monetary policy, but it's hard to say what will happen now that it's established. |
| One bite everybody knows the rules |
| This sub is about using max buying Power of your margin to buy 3x levereged ETFs like SOXL or KORU or short dated calls on semis/memory stocks |
| Buy, when go down buy more, repeat until out of money, using margin is optional. |
| What evidence is there to show they overbought when they keep buying more and more qnd currently have no extra compute to sell? It's just ideas in case one day they can do it...but nothing changed today, just the stock prices based on fake news. |
| better than buying 2 years later though |
| Despite his contact requests, he was not invited |
| > Not saying one flare = instant Kessler.\n\nYou kind of were saying that…\n\n> we're one good solar flare away from a runaway Kessler syndrome as it is.\n\nAnd CRASH clock is a 50% chance of a single collision within the time period, if all navigation stops. Catastropic for those two satellites but not for the entire population of satellites.\n\nI quote from the paper: ”We emphasize that the CRASH Clock does not measure the onset of KCPS, nor should it be interpreted as indicating a runaway condition” |
| This was predicted years ago by the community. The growth is fulled by adoption and speculation, and with enough adoption the speculation should die down. |
| fomo yolo hodl in order |
| If you’ve never shot a bottle rocket out of your ass, are you even American? |
| I've got a whole lot of buds who didn't make it past 40 so i would prefer to be old over where they are |
| its not going to 2X bro, its not the next nvidia or sandisk |
| ha no shade brother. I get it.\n\nI've been laid up with some dental stuff, wont be going anywhere today. Just wish my gf was able to say anything at all besides "I wanna go home" 15 times in a row and running out in a hurry like. Genuinely 15 sometimes. \n\nIdfk how about "hows your jaw feeling today?" instead of all that eye rolling and "u wont let me leave" bro what first thing I said was alright go home |
| Buy the top. Sounds good! |
| buying calls on good stocks is a winning strategy. That's why covered calls suck ass on them. |
| You’re about 1 year late at this point. |
| I got a bonus of $1500 and it sucks cause I only got $900 after tax in Ohio |
| Yeah, buying into a bankrupt airline can definitely do that to you. |
| I personally went all in on calls this Thursday. |
| Don't expose his sex life like that |
| Cant hurt since inevitably its gonna swing 20 points down in a given day |
| I’m not a bot |
| It's one of the reasons this last crypto cycle was stunted. That and Trump |
| Lemme see… wages have been the same, home affordability is not great, and burgers cost 20 dollars. |
| You know what those data centers are going to be mining to supplement the loss on investment when AI flounders? |
| Mu and sndk ath next week. A guy can dream 😴 |
| Sex burns more calories than gym |
| Brother, 90% of the sub is all in on semis and memory |
| Merry Christmas happy new year happy birthday happy 4th |
| 🤷♂️ |
| People like you |
| Who is still fat when GLP-1s are a thing? |
| I gave my notice to my job to switch to something else that will allow me to trade in the mornings. But when the markets are this gay… |
| Buy FOXA |
| We don't look a day over 249 |
| Ohh I said it because nobody needs to go through verbal abuse for no reason and specially as soon as they wake up or going to sleep.\n\nMy apologies if I came across as inconsiderate, go out and have fun. |
| For your own safety, delete this now! |
| If everyone is that bullish I might start a 0 dte put |
| America, fuck yeah! |
| *byecycle |
| Thanks baby 🥰😘 |
| Take her on walks. Maybe get her a dog so she has to go on more walks. |
| That’s the spirit!😤🤣 |
| Market trends up because civilization builds on itself. \n\nIt's a casino but we're the house. Odds favor growth over long enough time. |
| it can write money printers for you too in minutes, if you're a good trader. |
| I love living in a world where we all have something. My wife has a boyfriend, he has a girlfriend, I have debt |
| Eh, I'm human. I allowed to want to feel wanted and loved at all times, not at the whim of someone who won't be considerate seemingly randomly |
| Sorry I actually meant up 67% 🎉🎉🤪🤪🇰🇷😜💇🏻♀️💁🏻♀️🥳 |
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| Do do do do do do |
| What third world country are you from? England? |
| somebody come get herrrr shes acting like a ... |
| oh yikes. poor guy |
| Will memory and semis be 🤡 again next week? Time will tell.. |
| Knowing temps in celcius is a symptom of poverty |
| Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang said Marvell will become the next $1 trillion company\n\nThat's my due diligence |
| Stuff like Sandisk, MU, netflix pre split or any other low liquidity high price stock operates just like party hat merching did back in runescape when party hats got above max cash stack. A group of elites hoard them all, dont sell to limit liquidity and then make sure to inflate the price on every single transaction so the rest of their stockpile skyrockets in value. |
| U don’t belong here |
| I’d like to know if people think the AI chip rush is over, or if it just hit a bump in the road. Will chip stocks rally again next week, or continue to crater? |
| I didnt laugh, the US is run by Trump and Intel is their main fab. The bail out was coming. |
| You must have married her for a reason. |
| Corruption where? |
| Open the fucking casino you crazy bastards, I need my dopamine hit. |
| she's already on her way to me |
| Sounds legit |
| Its Korea month 🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷 |
| Why not suggest the wife to go to the gym with u? Win-Win no? |
| This is why I'm a chronic bachelor. Totally not because of mental health problems and commitment/trust issues |
| Anybody ever boofed Travis Kelce? |
| Brother. If every woman cheats on you, you gotta be doing something wrong |
| Flat |
| Are you playing with the full stack or taking portions to put into safer (actual) investments as you go? \n\nie: are you potentially going to piss it all away or have you locked in a modest house/retirement income? |
| Are you a yankeedoodledildo? |
| This comment is right on cue for 15 |
| Send her my way my guy |
| Inverse of this guy - AMA |
| hmmm... an faux AI co (systems integrator?) that makes no money subject to capex whims, a rebranded former Russian search engine...what could go wrong? |
| Wish i had a non fat wife. Must be amazing to have sex with a fit body |
| all I know, is if sticking things back up my ass felt as good as pooping them out, I might try it |
| You roll the dice enough, sometimes you get lucky |
| “Investors” 🤣🤌🤡 |
| it's weird to see all these historic houses with people on the porch.\n\nNormally people who own historic buildings tend to be more private |
| Woke up, GF being a huge bitch. Sometimes I wonder if were 15 instead of approaching 30 |
| # ONE BIG BEAUTIFUL BILL 🤡 |
| 🎶… I don't want to wait for our lives to be over\nI want to know right now what will it be🎶🎵🎶🎵\n\n\n#🍑💨👁🫦👁 |
| Anybody ever boofed a dildo? |
| I stopped reading at “I’d consider it free money” |
| Saturday in the park\n\nI think it was the 4th of July |
| Good luck! Remember a strong swing trader can make money in any market, just like a weak trader can lose money in any market |
| Trump Accounts is live on Monday correct?\n\nWe're fuarking mooning SPY +5% |
| the r/wallstreetbets diet ensures a *minimum* 20 pound weight gain per month. |
| "40 degrees Celsius doesn't sound that bad"\n\n"It's 104 Fahrenheit” 💀 |
| 😂 |
| Lol, I don’t understand. |
| hope you doing ok |
| What is SPY gonna open at Monday, 755 too hopeful? |
| Realistic, what do we think Spy will open Monday? |
| Instructions unclear, Armored Core is en route |
| Retardmaxxing this july 4th |
| He gives call outs all day just gotta be there 👌 |
| Really need an A.C 🫠 |
| Woof driving on the 4th is risky by itself |
| How much has MSTR been selling? |
| if vaping isn't good for you then why are they so fucking delicious?\n\nHm? Don't bother with a reply. |
| If that's a canadian house you just bet a million from that shitty bungalow |
| Korea will buy and we will fly |
| So he had a meltdown over what essentially every company in america does 😂 |
| Was gearing up to crank the hog and just realized I ran out of lube last time.... |
| Instead of betting my kidney on spy, I’ve just now bet the house on Canada. Here goes |
| 5% of the annual losses |
| fr |
| bitcock |
| No worries. The Don is nationalizing all the industries so the commies won´t get them! |
| Sounds like you're mad I just got a Rolex for 300 dollars and you didn't |
| No dude should just delete his account, even index fund cannot secure him from gambling now |
| AI in software engineering is like Robo Vacuum |
| Woof. |
| Sounds more like a fair descritption then than an insult? |
| I wonder if Travis Kelce clapped those Skeletor assed cheeks last night. |
| Way too many gains and not enough loss porns. The mods are astroturfing the sub. |
| Then see you on Tuesday |
| We don’t understand how reasoning and understanding works in humans and other animals, so I don’t follow how you can assume that self-recursive learning would lead to this. |
| kelce married tswift yesterday |
| The word you were looking for is "outed" |
| There’s a guy on YouTube saying that Anthropic sent a message that any transfer of shares without approval of the board is not real… seemingly confirming your point. Interesting. 😅 |
| 75k. Lost my down payment on the house for 150k I was thinking about getting this year now I'm flat out broke. |
| 🫨🫨 |
| It kind of is the end/salvation due to how LLMs work. They are advanced pattern recognition systems that can be applied to anything, which means that depending on whose hands the technology is in, it could either mean doom or gloom |
| Burger➡️ flip |
| I love Messi but if Argentina doesn't get eliminated, France will do it. |
| I buy the index and hope there are enough fools who just take out a loan and go all in on one play. |
| whatever |
| While I think that there doesn’t have to be an underlying reason I also think repeated 5% swings in stocks this valuable is not just reugukar volatility. |
| It should've been me getting married to Travis Kelce 😞 |
| Yeah I told them Jesus fucking Christ don’t make an underaged kid tell an adult they watched some porn. Banned\n\nI use to be catholic growing up till I realized how the actual world works lmao |
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| Airpods?! Their freaking connection never works and I have to turn off Bluetooth and on to make it work. You should try a pixel bud |
| He |
| It is one possibility, but in no way the only one. First of all SpaceX is also renting out compute and the case some people make for it´s valuation being reasonable is mainly based on xAI. \n\nI didn´t crunch to many numbers, but there may very well be more opportunistic reasons. Token prices are dropping. Power costs are rising. Both depress margins. It may very well simply be the more profitable business to rent out the compute to companies who have demand and no choice, but to buy the supply, than to use it themselves. \n\nAnd there is always the aspect of derisking by diversifying the business model.\n\nIf demand for AI was so high that it couldn´t be fulfilled by the players, it wouldn´t matter if metas models were weak. Someone would always buy them. Just like weaker chips than Nvidia´s still have an ecosystem.\n\nAI monetization is one big challenge out there, especially since the chinese are very much competitive. I don´t see this risk as idiosyncratic for one of the most profitable, most successful tech businesses out there. So, no. It´s not "pretty clear." |
| Wanna hear something worse? I sold $MU at ~$160 for a loss! 💀 |