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You”re the boss! So Fuck you! And congrats!
Bro they literally work with Palantir what are you on about
Just trying to SPCE up my micronpenis
Remember SPY pre market at -11 points only to close up 1.45
Oh, hello me
He said something about IBM yesterday.\n\nIf it does, the same thing that Dell does, it’d be a quick way to make some money\n
Both his brain cells are rubbing against each other as we speak
They been printing I thought?
I always lose money holding crypto\n\nGetting lucky with hyperliquid \n\nCrash incoming
🤏iq
I got work tomorrow. Such a disappointment
In this economy?
Just hop on any of the green ones...throw in what you can afford to lose... Let 'er rip!
NOW or never
And why do you think Claude is a better product? it is because anthropic has the better talent
Wouldn’t it have been 2021?
This guy rails me a bit less hard than the other billionaires rail me!
https://preview.redd.it/denk78hsjj4h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6010e0331affe6878463784c19ee8eb501fdd7b2
Toilet paper hands 👋
SPCE please turn off stock lending and spread the message 🔈
Oh it’s real. But so is inflation.
Fun fact: Mansa Musa actually ran out of gold early in his famous pilgrimage to Mecca, and had to borrow heavily to support the rest of his journey. Future Mali historians looked upon him quite negatively for the vast wealth he spent in foreign nations rather than using it to support his own kingdom
My herpes has already taken off 😔
Somebody here has a portfolio full of these shitty sub $10 stocks that get spammed for a few days and invetivably dump into oblivion and it shows
Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian has submitted an official letter of resignation to the Office of the Supreme Leader
Didn't Anthropic help kill those schoolgirls in Iran?
yikes
so MU to 1000?
I’m going to wake up tomorrow, put 300 into 0DTEs and cash out EOD w 10k. Simple as
Yeah. It’s all done. Finalized. Just need the final sign. Maybe some fine tuning to the language but it is basically completed. 2 hours and it will be done. Maybe 2 more hours are needed but that’s it.
**BREAKING: rumor has it that the thought of a concept of the framework to establishing a hypothetical, possible deal-like plan has crossed 🥭’s mind.**
Khamenei and kushner also said buy it we have moons aligned
Websites are the same as data servers? Keep double downing on how retardedly clueless you are while editing the comment several fucking times because you're barely coherent enough to get your thoughts together.
You missed the entire context, someone said the person directly above me is gay, so since you were the next commentator, I commented that
I will get rid of them when I decide to take some profits.
Trump pump
They are the first AI company to be banned by the pentagon\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/b13v3ycojj4h1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=008ae1a1fd21a102be9e559404e0ea7d7e404af7
Where is SPCEx tho?
Pope said that AI is gay, I'm out.
$420.69 Nice.
🤣
You're having Sunday scaries, I'm having Sunday delusions of grandeur, we're not the same 😎
You already have a bet going - RKLB to 170.0 before 19-Jun-2026 05:47 PM -05
HRL on a pullback , GIS , CPB … not advice just opinion
!banbet is Wendy’s still hiring ?
I also pick this guys wife.
Wasn’t there a shit load of volume at $420.69 because of all the WSB buffoonery?
Once SpaceX ipo actually drops SPCE is going to get rugged so hard lol
Once the v-shape sell-off happens on SPICY tomorrow morning, I'll buy the dip and be full porting. I fully expect to lose everything but it's worth the risk- this could be another AMC/GME, we just don't know until we all try 🙌🏼
Clearly im blind. Thanks!
What is the reasoning
Don’t forget Sears. They literally had it all: a (paper) catalog of stuff to buy, remote (telephone) ordering with credit card payments, a complete nationwide fulfillment network. And the closed it all down like 2 years before Amazon launched. \n\nThey literally just needed to make the catalog a web page and accept online orders, and they could have been Amazon.
Honestly my only advice to people. Take the short term gains and stop thinking too hard
I lol’d at “repay loans”\n\nThey’ll be completely tied to the government where there will be millions of agents constantly hacking and gathering data on behalf of the US. Stuxnet was child’s play \n\nQuantum and AI will forever be backstopped.
Deja vu except this time it's the entire indexes, not just one stock.\n\n
Compare this to $Snow earnings, I think we got $200+ capabilities
MANGO SAID TO BUY IBM, DO WHAT U DO WITH THAT INFO
I have but 1 regret, that I only bought 1 call position. Made 500% in a week and 10K. Following the advice of the most successful trader alive aka POTUS has worked out.
Remember, futures pre market means $hit
Stop feeding them your dry vag then
I'm scared.
No, I’m jerkin him now
NOW calls bouta print
Galactic virgin detected
We had the same during the dotcom bubble... I mean the data centers, servers everywhere, overspending, unused capacity...\n\nWe are the nana's of our future grandchildren.
I’m stressed out
Yeah but Claude Opus 4.8 costs 40$/month for like 17 prompts
No talk about Planet Labs on this thread. Great sign for this week's earnings\n\nPL
At this point, Anthropic is the greatest AI company on earth, and will continue to be so!
What’s this a reasonable piece of advice ? lol. But yes
You're a virgin galactic
spce(x) launch party
100%
Cringe TikTok reposts that romanticise any company is bright top signal. Holy fuck, please don’t ever do this for any publicity listed company.
No CEO
140+ this week
"It's been writing code proficiently for just a year, but isn't always great at debugging its own work yet. What a fucking pile of shit! Case closed, AI is just a garbage fad"\n\nAlso I love the cries of "It's just a chatbot!" that sound a little less convincing with each month that passes.
Don't say anything, they'll find out!
I have 50 $410 calls expiring in august. I had 150 of those but sold 100 on Friday. Might add a small position for this week
wait how does powell not know this yet
💥
IMO the onus is on new comers in the space to prove they can take down the incumbent. Best of luck to them.
Ive seen the opposite happen and been dry
Why are you holding those extreme losses? You can at least sell them to offset your gains and some income on your taxes.
Too much institution money backing these ramps. This isn’t based on zero fundamentals like GameStop and the AMC craze. \nThe literal US Government is pushing the pump not some guy in his mother’s basement.
Follow the profits
I bow to your regardness, King Regard.
This is 10,000% what the world is doing to us bro. Everyone in this sub… literally every ape, is waiting for ME AND YOU to full deploy into a CUCKIN.
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Sell straddles to both of these dumb motheruckers and profit.....
All these AI companies will go bankrupt once they have to repay their loans. If you think these freemium versions are sustainable then you’re in for a big surprise, just look at Sora.
!banbet TSLA 465 23h
Ban
That doesn’t look like a printer…
The dip is a gift. I made a couple million just buying the big boys on weakness. Don’t overthink it. AI feeding frenzy nowhere near over. Just swing trade. Not day trade. August atm calls. We are at support level.
Because people are stupid and making money on stocks is about predicting expectations.
Morals are orthogonal to the ability to be profitable.
you guys really think Don is gonna let someone else take credit for $SPY 1000?
It is a pump and dump
yeah, I took a couple of coin flips this month, that didn't quite work out
Believe it or not green monday.
*WE STAND BEFORE THE FUTES*🫴
Yes, take profit
Imagine not having to work a day in your life
Buying spce tonight/premarket is the smartest thing to do all weekend
Those are rookie numbers
IBM
Happy Sunday evening everyone. Haven't been keeping up with the news but I'm sure we finalized that 95% done peace deal agreement framework of understanding from last weekend by now right?
I think I'm gonna *rile* the Claude up 👉🤖
if it's <12 months then no tax reason to hold it after until december
My peanus doesn't work
Natural lube, almost as good as tears.
Inside out trading is the new name of the game.
Just go SPCE shares. Puts will come a bit later.
Link?
Lmao now you all know why nvidia shit itself Friday at close. More insider trading
Hey, I called his wife first
Probably buying thinking it’s SpaceX lol
MSFT and NVDA
come on that was funny, it was messed up but funny
Read the comments in this post and realize it's actually 2009\n\nShits are going way higher, disgustingly higher
men my age need to stop getting older and wider
Tired: SPCX Wired: SPCE
They shouldn't even open futes until 🥭 says yay or nay on that deal.
Bot
Look at the original post. The link is there.
That’s what I’m hoping, but because of how big AI is and the ripple effect I wonder if broad tech and saas would all decline with SaaS rebounding more quickly.\n\nWho knows! after digging into the economics of AI I’m scared of what’s to come 😭\n
longest hours of the week: 1 hour before market open, 1 hour before futas open
Fries and sex is white trash behaviour
Sitting on my hands, I'm done bankrolling the vanity projects of Billionaires. $750,000 for a trip to perambulate the earth and what do stakeholders get? No dividends, just the satisfaction of watching the value go up.\nYour stocks are only worth what they say they are worth when you cash them in. Until then you are holding casino chips.
This is the AI takeover. AI buys shares that build more AI. It is designed to protect itself, right now it knows it can grow bigger and more powerful if it buys hardware shares, and since traders all use AI...
She is gay how did you know 🤔
Throwing my magic 8 ball at the wall because it told me we’ll still be paying for 🥭’s shit in the year of our fuck 2030
Tryna decide are we pumping or dumping SPCE tmr 🤔 \nMaybe both
Why is everyone crazy over SPCE, that’s not SpaceX, that’s Virgin Galactic
During the AI industry revolution. We at the beginning.
Don't bet on golf. That's so stressful
They literally don't care in the slightest Claude is just a better product and it's not relatively close at present. Retarded to think there is some moral bearing here but what's new in this sub
Advice on a value stock that hasn't already taken off :(? Thanks
Yes i know. It would be almost exactly 0.31 actually. The reason they probably done it was to prevent it being removed from the NYSE.\n\nThe price i mentioned is split adjusted if it wasnt for the split the the high was actually only about 60
That's unfortunate your vag needs to stay hydrated
🥭 is reportedly moving to block advanced \n$NVDA\nand \n$AMD\nAI chip shipments to Chinese subsidiaries operating outside China.\n\nhttps://x.com/PolymarketMoney/status/2061183952996741390
😂😂
Anyone can throw out any completely uninformed idea
Guys whats the og post everyones referencing?
in 0G, theyre the same thing
Still jerking tho right?
Look at this point just ride the waves and make some profit.
Ok that’s not too retarded then. I hope you make another million this year fellow regard
mine are from just buying stupid ass ones on friday😅\n\nnope, we gapping up premarket, I am going to will it
You sure about that?
$OPEN will be a good one when OpenAI decide to IPO
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SPY announces pivot into AI Compute, up +6.5% to $804.15 in pre market futures
ah shit you just reminded me that i held my calls
You’ll get crushed to hell lol, pump tomorrow dump Tuesday.
Lmao same
It has to be
Open the bingo hall
my vag is the sahara
I’m playing no deal. Oil spikes and the 10 yr spikes. Did I read your post? Nope.
I honestly don't know. Part of me wants to just hold for 30 years and never touch anything.\n\n\nOther part wants to get rid of stuff like AMD and PLTR, get rid of my losers to cut on taxes, and just ETF into smarter choices.
Morals don’t make money tho
Dang man I wanna be that position on day
It went up 400% on Friday \n\n\nYou'll all eat crow tomorrow lol
I’m down
I am inclined to agree. \n\nI think being a good human in today's reality is actually a business differentiator that people are looking for.
What are you talking about cash is getting fucked by inflation
I'm fully expecting the thing to plummet on market open on June 12th tbh
But corruption is! Trump said to go buy a Dell
And a week from now a new "GPU efficient" AI model will be released that renders all these investments unnecessary...\n\nWe are building on promises and forecasts in a field that changes way to rapidly to predict.
I had a friend who would bet on both sides for a football match ..
Always
Hood and SOFI
Turns out top talents want to work at companies that somewhat have a moral compass, and are not just taking the easiest route to profit. It doesn't leave a good taste in your mouth if you know that the tech you are developing is being used to conduct genocide in gaza
My butthole is very wet, I cannot relate.
SPCE puts \n\nIncoming bots to downvote immediately
ho t t og o
The babysitter
What if their AI came up with this whole circular revenue infinite money glitch in order to advance its own creation
Anthropic literally works with the pentagon, and they have a very dishonest pr strategy. What are you even on about lol.
what about the competition from google and antrophic and others
Same same.
You’re playing the classic falling knife situation. The knife stabs and slides very fast. Too fast for you to make it out quickly unless stop losses are set. \nPeople who bet against bull markets, you deal with consistent pressure against your position. You feel slight relief every few minutes a rare red candle appears, but it’s been a losing game for several months and even years. Bears get pulverized, pigs get slaughtered.
Funny enough. This time we aren’t going to crash back to the 20s.
Don’t tease a regard. We think you are serious lol
Negative income? Im in
You gotta be legitimately retarded to use smartphones as comparison when the "PC related stocks" are going up because of data centers
Trade based on Reddit hype and you’ll print several thousand % a year
HOT²
so, who fuck?
CRM, PD, MU, ADBE
2020 was fun, I did not know shit about stocks and I was jerking off 5 times a day during quarantine, now I just wanna kill myself
ever been attracted to someone and then they gained 20lbs and now you're dry
Why nvda, it has been a train wreck for the past two weeks
SPY $800 EOW
RKLB > LUNR > spce
If sitting on gold counts the yes.
Open the casino hall\n
You guys vibe trading now?
😂 bro
Sounds interesting
Invested in Spacex too i'm very happy of this early IPO
nice
How can I put puts on your life?
Just a number generator
Regard. Welcome here for sure
NOW🚀🚀🚀
Same. That's why I switched to some calls to make more money on the run back up.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER\n\nDJT
She left because she wasn't right for you.
degens cant wait for the real Space X to come out, so they went and started trading the Great Value version of it
I got 46k to drop in the am. I’m either going SPCE calls or puts. Or maybe selling ATM puts at open. \nWhat yall thinking?
Holy shit CRSR futures are insane in my mind
My mistake for thinking y’all were joking about that 300 fucking billion what the fuck. Of course the admin would cave considering it’s not their money they’re spending. It’s ours
A post on WSB predicting this would happen …that’s why I bought …sometimes the regard strength comes through
Bro ilI bought a Dell last week.... Well it was used from 2019 but I bought it
Hyperliquid is doing the thing
Wow intc boy chill out, i didn't say it's a shit company that's not supposed to gain traction again i said right now the MC reflect a lot of yours 'hot rumors' and years away projections. Anyway i already made 2 comments on this matter that's enough
Gay
Jensen's dance moves in Taipei tell me everything I need to know: bers are fukt
Trust me, I'm early, these will be in the green 150% at open tomorrow
Retardation never sleeps
Ibm good choice 10x 5k go
The game was rigged from the start
Dude right
All in
Are you selling your AMD or holding on to\nIt? \n\nAlso curious about $XYZ and what you plan to do with it? - Garbage stock and I have as well.
You: - no bitches
Fuck sobel, you solute the rank not the man
Well aware lol
# LISTEN UP LIBERALS\n\nMy wife left me
Msft might unironically hit $500 this week
Doing a cat jigsaw puzzle right now like some 40 year old spinster
Or something like that
**For Some Reason This weekends Vibes where SHITTY**
Brave no? Regarded yes
Crypto bros are hoping for a crash so people rotate to their coins =))
I can’t wait to load up puts this week
Interested to know if I’ll be up 2.5 mil or 3 mil on my NOW calls
I'm not gonna play this month. I will just edge in the corner if that's okay.
Aschenbrenner aspergers
As Omar said, money ain't got no owners, only spenders.
r/buzztickr
Vibes with me MU will be $1000 tomorrow
If FLY was trash then it wouldn't have 1.4 bil of backlog full of NASA and national security / defense contracts.
A man’s selling blowjobs to another man is not ghey \nIt’s a source of side income and can’t be done by A.I \n\nNvidia 230 EOW
Why are people talking about SPCE? I thought they went bankrupt or something?
No news over the weekend = sell off. It only went up because of fake merger rumors created by the media
My wife’s BF has most. You can still buy but getting expensive
TSLA puts, SPCE calls
They dump every day at open but the reversal can be violent. I usually wait and play the V
Most 401ks are pretty restrictive in etf offerings though
Does anyone have an app or website that tracks total ticker mentions on wallstreebets for a given time frame?\n\ni.e. daily top tickers mentioned, weekly, and so on
Agreed.
You the next Michael Burry?
That’s why you always go in with both calls and puts.
not if u full port hype
I can’t believe they’ve delayed opening futures today. Insane.
I just reported him as well. Sexual exploitation seemed the best answer to check mark...
“ Iran says US talks continue “\n\nThat’s all you need for gap up day tom.\nEnjoy\nBols
Almost as if they are trolling us at this point.
All fees are waived for 100 trades a year for higher net worth accounts or something like that.\n\n\nAlso just don't trade often. I buy and hold typically
Same. I have $4.1M in money market.
Financial Snapshot (Q1 2026)Revenue: $227,000\n\nNet Income: -$64.72 million\n\nLast Twelve Months (LTM) Revenue: ~$1.31 million\n\nLTM Net Income: -$259.14 million
https://preview.redd.it/f7pg7d0ohj4h1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e02f5c967c0c0700f72c44da70e0cd9b8923cd9\n\nI caught this in 2020
Send to Elon
They are and the rest of them are Indian dudes with $36 accounts
I would not be surprised to learn that a foreign entity found a loophole to essentially create endless money in the US system and is using it aggressively to overheat the system.
Great leadership with execution skill, regulatory tailwinds, russel 2000 inclusion in june, and rising IVs with limited strikes and underlying price rallies setting up potential for a gamma squeeze as new strikes get listed
Y
You still have almost 35,000 to lose. I have faith in you
The president is (was) for diplomacy purposes as far as I’m aware. It seems like they’re not going to be bothered with that anymore either
This is the way
Explain to me why SPCE is the play when it’s a different company than SpaceX
Yes you, we’re watching you
Sobel doesn’t hate easy company. He just hates you.
qqq. since no one thinks it can possibly keep going up, then it will.
Oh wow.. you probably remember when a dime bag used to be a dime
Tesla puts at open
Get out of the field Sam
Agreed
Shit, now I want some pizza 🍕
They’re turning their warehouses into data centers
Source? Big if true.
Financial Snapshot (Q1 2026)Revenue: $227,000\n\nNet Income: -$64.72 million \n\nLast Twelve Months (LTM) Revenue: ~$1.31 million\n\nLTM Net Income: -$259.14 million\n\nDo you mean these right here? One dude bought almost as much in stock as they made in revenue. lol
You're absolutely right on the fact that they want you to live in a trailer. But I think you're wrong about how...\n\nSPY 20,000 hurts avg Joe more than SPY 5,000. That's why I think it's good to bet on SPY 20,000. \n\nThe economy isn't fake the only thing that's fake is the value of the fiat currency which they keep printing more of.
SPCE🚀🚀
This week was literally a charity fund for the regarded, let's see what next week will bring us
jobs are for clankers
They lost me a lot of money last week 😞
Lol so should we say Blue Origin isn't a launch company? Let's be serious here.
Some of them definitely are
A lot of retards here will soon learn a lesson about coordinated pump and dump.
lol, they will be keep pumping
Ai is pre revenue!
Whenever you are too hungover to drink, that's an excellent day to quit drinking
Lol. Might as well ask about how the witch stirs her brew.
Until that shit ticker collapses this sub and all the other stock related subs have become unreadable lol
Ohhh yes me too
Already up 71% on the oracle calls I bought Wednesday. \n\nBuying Nvda and Broadcom tomorrow.
After June 4th, everyone will make 3700 trades per quarter. \n\n- 🥭
They dont mean actual cash. Most likely a money market account.
Straight up lying to try and trick people to invest, p&d methods in general being illegal, stock manipulation. Take your pick
You are a brave man
Sooooo, you're calling it?
Was hoping for an L
ATTENTION AMERICAN BOLS\n\nPLEASE ENSURE YOU HAVE PAID THE TOLL PRIOR TO POSTING \n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER 🛢️
Load. Blown.
Do it
Puts on your asshole
Thank you, good sir.
Lmk when you do so I can buy puts
JFK for me 😞
yep, since 2019
Hardware is being built for data centers for industrial and business applications, not consumer electronics.
I keep having dreams of full porting into NBIS
the greatest rumor of our time, quite possibly nothing like it
SPCE mentions look botted
Yes of course. Their numbers are great and everything is down like 50% YTD
Help, I've fallen... and I can't get my money.
Oh yeah 😂
You have a trailer?
Bullish on HOOD
Options may be crushed
Lunr is the space play not spce
No risk. No reward. I appreciate the loss porn.
If only the market was logical
Yeah these idiots wipe their asses with tht while we kill for tht👈
Github is own by microsoft
They 3 been watching reddit freak out about this ticker for three days. There's definitely a plan to trap liquidity
A concept of a rumor, if you will.
Did you miss the positive revenue part ? 99% of fabs are used for internal\n\nIntel is priced for the potential of having external customers like aapl and other chip designers with huge volume making orders AND a pricing power because they would be a better source than TSM (Taiwan or maybe in many years better yields and packaging if ever)\n\nMarket is very forward looking at the moment on intc, as for a lot of semis stocks. If US hadn't backed it and lobbyied for chips companies to consider, that run would not have happened. The NVDA stake was a nice vote of confidence yes but dreams and grift made the heavy lifting.\n
It's classified
https://robinhood.com/us/en/stocks/SPCE/\n\n\nHahaha
That’s actually not the worst idea
I dont see anyone arguing??
Wait until the war is over then short the market \nBuy the rumor sell the news
You can't call Firefly a launch company when launch success is literally a coin flip.
I love how SPY’s price chart has been pinned on the board for over two weeks and nobody gives a single fuck LOL. BER ARE DEAD.
🫡
420 YOLO SWAG
U actually have to be an idiot to make money nows days the way the economy setup lololololol
Looks like SPCE is a hot topic at the moment. Will market makers take advantage? \n\nHigh volatility is guaranteed. Straddle.
The same thing we do every night, Pinky—try to take over the world but end up losing all our money.
$25k yolo on HPE $45c exp this Friday. Gonna load up before market close tmrw\n\nWill post results on main page Tuesday
This guy markets.
This is the correct answer and the correct ticker and I really appreciate you providing it
Spynyrk skynyrd
Ban bet or get out
more scary than funny
How do you know when all these comments are bots or not? Genuinely curious. \n\nIt seems like every week there’s a flux of comments about a particular stock and I watch it the next day go down.
He has a massive share dilution prepared
That's just a rumor.. ignore it
The rumor is that it might be true, maybe.
He wrote to the ayatollah to say he can't take no moar, jury out on what dat ol' ayatollah says. Conclusion is he doesn't amount to much, but this suggests harder line stance and longer closure
You’re just figuring this out ? It’s a literal ponzi
https://preview.redd.it/rkp40g5ygj4h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28b987cc3e39f2d2665396c6ab2db7793e5ac2cf\n\nNuff said
Economics. When inflation increases due to money printing, people want to buy appreciating assets to counter the depreciation of inflation on their cash. So inflation increases means people invest more in the stock market. Also it's becoming easier and easier to invest even just $1. There's so many factors to a growing market, it's better to just buy and hold. You'll never time it unless you're lucky, even if you think you're timing it, you're not.\n\nTL;DR the stock market is regarded always, just buy and hold
Yeh but beside that. HOOD gave me MSFT, so I need that to pop by Thursday.
Lol hell ya
Ready for the drone and semi pump
yesterday's news...
Nice timing of the screenshot
We need UBI
I just realized there’s a group more regarded than Ghey Bears…
MU MU, buckaroo.
Damn, that's prophetic.
He never said the market was the economy. Just that both are fake and gay\n\nAnd he’s correct
I see finance twatter is finally coming to the realization that there actually is no deal lmaoooo retards
It is more than people grossly underestimate how far winners can go. This is what stocks with outsized returns can do for your portfolio .\n\nWith loser stock, you can only lose the money you put in\n\nWith winner stocks, there are no theoretical limits to how far they can go.\n\nSo if you have an equal sized portfolio with one 10x stock and the rest goes down 50%. You would still be up 50% on your whole portfolio. Winners more than make up for losers. It's why Warren Buffett and peter lynch advise to let your winners run.\n\nAlso, on final note. Bull markets are historically the norm; bears are the abnormality. Not just just those last 16 years, but in the whole US history
I'm a long term bear. I'm feeling bullish.
and Sissy Spacek too!
Legend
I choose none
Yea
#Soon the only jobs available will be influencer and streamer LMAO🤌
Very nice
Autism
Yes 🤓
And a whole new gen of bag holders about to be minted.
Use it when YOU need it!
hahaha
I heard there's going to be a rumor.
I wish I could buy a house for 430k a 2 bedroom \nIs double that here
It's so bullish here.
Gonna take my wife’s boyfriend out to dinner
Fuck it's really missiles all the way down isn't it
This regard probably pays 6 dollar commission per trade to buy or sell shares on rbc. This is peak RETARDISM
It’s peak wsb. Everyone else is allergic to gains
Yeah, that's fair...
A lot of people were seeing it as a cheap way to buy into the upcoming hype in the sector caused by the upcoming SpaceX ipo. It was talked about it in April/early May. I bought 2 calls for $23 and now they’re $150 each
Bots are most of the market now
Government lies about statistics, companies lie about forward guidance, no one cares or does anything and then they all lie even more the next time, etc
Gonna be the greenest week in history my god I’m tweaking to get my margin into calls at 9:30
Supposed to list June/july. Till then EWY/DRAM will get you in the game
SPCE
I think I’m the only one with conviction and LEAPs
MU to 1k
Sitting on a lot of cash, what's the better buy: \n\n-full port into QQQ at all time high\n\nor\n\n-full port into this Microsoft breakout (still far from it's all time high)
Eh I’ll have to talk to my wife first
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Idk what company this is. Busy buying SPCE
Same as how your girlfriend would fake orgasms if she wasn’t also fake.
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I always secretly knew SPCE was going to be the craziest meme short squeeze just never knew when. I guess we will see this week. $15 possible by friday
imagine having your first kiss
There was a regarded DD and it was cheap so I bought it for the luls. It was down almost 80% at one point. I had written it off in my mind then it started exploding 😂.
What app? I usually call my broker via my landline and mail him a check.
PL will pass ASTS in share price within the next few months. They have trustworthy management and real revenue
DAAAMN!
Wait, your wife doesn't have a boyfriend?
Is this selloff in the room with us
Idk. Could be. It’s also RDDT so no reason for it to go from 120 to 270 to 130 to …. Whatever. It just does.
Nope. \n\nSo make hay while you can and take profits.
90% the other 10% are regards about to get scammed
That's the spirit!
Weird flex to prefer leftovers but ok
That was one of my fav series ❤️
Brother, loss porn doesn't come from nowhere. It comes from regards full porting into ill-advised trades. The SPCE hype is irritating right now, yes, but you must be patient. This is where delicious bag holder tears come from.
This guy right here is giving good financial advice
Dick Branson and his minions are typing as fast as they can type on WSB, Lmao
It’s my money and I want it NOW !
Nothing new to see here. Tell us something we don’t know
I am also low-key addicted to alcohol. Good synergy. So just broaden yo horizon
Don't worry, if it's green it's green.
There are certain reports going around (rumors) that Iran’s president has officially resigned
buying the ASTS dip\n\n \nand of course the spacex ipo (SPCE)
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3, take the bus
A lil too sparky for me to feel comfortable
lol 😂 took 50% of my portfolio and went around the AI build out after tariff sell off last May. I have about 25% in nvda, 13% in google, amd 12%, 7 other stock 1-4%. Rest of money is index so its not all bad I have years before I can access the money
Reporting for duty 🫡
Oh I did not know this had a follow-up already.
SPCE is the pre-IPO, duh
The market is not the economy, only the transfer of wealth. Bears will cry all hot bull summer.
I'll fight you for the trailer spot. With your track record, i should win by act of god
What is real
Definitely not me
calls on trailers, puts on this guy's wife
Just curious, what was your motivation for buying it in April?
Man it’s going to be hilarious
wait so like how do they fake the market exactly
MU is modern day Zoom. Everyone had to jump on zoom, everyone has to buy memory. Until the the hype dies down = commodity city again
Lmao dude can you let us know when you invest so we can buy puts
Wait.. Virgin Galactic with a 24 percent short interest is the new meme squeeze? Does Sir Richard know?
I regarded and got into SPCE calls back in April. Now it's sitting at ~ 640%. I already took the initial investment and a small profit. LET IT RIDE.
Lol ya same, i bought some puts so you know i am \nHoping for the best, maybe il get my ass handed tk \nMe tomorrow
How many spce comments are bots
You’ll go to hell for this brother, hope you know that 😂
Based.
Yeah I don't know why people are acting like it is some sort of coup. The hierarchy in Iran was always like this.
robinhood prediction markets is what i was using
Stop posting SPCE fundamentals nobody wants to know there's a dick under the hood they just want the blowjob
An edible, but enlightening type of mushroom.
https://preview.redd.it/l8mdrsk0gj4h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ae5c7ce6ba34e4d3f270a89674faa30efaf6d45\n\nI avgd down a but from $500/share
Before they get any customers for their foundries, Intel was projected to break even 2027. \n\nCaptain edgelord is going to pay them untold amounts of money to make his terafab for him. \n\nWanna talk about dreams? Nvidia’s largest investment holding is Intel. Hot rumors are that some sort of chip order will come later this year. \n\nRam got you horny? How does ZAM coming to market in 2029 or 2030 hit you? It’s going to be like Emiral got slapped by zorro and can only say “ZAM!!!”
You say discounting future cash flows to present value + a bit of sector premium is not the way to go?
$83k can actually still live good many places in US just have to be 20+ miles outside of a major city
shit, well that's a buy I guess. I know better than to argue with the universe
I don't need a deal. I just need green stonks
You might be onto something
feels like someone exchanged stocks with altcoin season of bitcoin \^\^
Guessing a 20-30% bump up AHs
This is no bubble.\n\nThis is a Hindenburg level shit...\n\nMicron, Samsung, Hynix, Intel, Seagate, AMD, Nvidia, Dell, almost every PC related stock doing the same exponential jump. While the masses watch TikTok on their Smartphones... Smartphones that last for 5 years or more...
I agree with your last point
I hope SPCE goes to that price
🥭 pump and dump.  Believe it
The stock market is cooked, CPI is cooked, unemployment is cooked, and the whole economy is fake, but as soon as I YOLO, the entire world will crash because they are waiting for me to lose everything and want me to live in a trailer forever
Life savings into spce
Just responding in accordance with the framing of the first comment. A lot of ppl compare FLY and RKLB regardless of the realities. \n\nIn that sense, FLY isn't really a launch company either - and I do agree that there's a good degree of difference in what they do, because FLY is way more involved with the Lunar side of things compared to RKLB. \n\nBut I do think both of them intend on being end-to-end space companies with hands in many different pies.
Ngl I am a long term bull but this is feeling frothy right now
Yea, but this iteration paints itself orange.
Sell feet pics like me then?
It didn't go up 50k percent it went up, the stock is now delisted btw lol \n\n\nhttps://apnews.com/article/5f888a04aba94aa4b4ea04ed62120b12\n>Published 1:35 PM PDT, April 18, 2019\n\n>NEW YORK (AP) — One IPO, two stocks zooming higher.\n\n>Investors on Thursday pounced on their first chance to buy shares of Zoom Video Communications, the video-conferencing company that had its initial public offering of stock. It shares surged 72.2% from their IPO price of $36.\n\n>But others may have mistakenly bought Zoom Technologies, a company whose stock was trading for less than a penny in February and whose shares were delisted from the Nasdaq in 2014. Its total market value is less than one-thousandth of the more famous Zoom.\n\n>Shares of Zoom Technologies — ticker symbol “ZOOM” versus “ZM” for the ballyhooed IPO — surged as much as 124.5% in Thursday morning trading. Enthusiasm for the stock faded as the day went on — perhaps as more investors figured out the dual Zooms — and it ended the day up a more modest 10.2%.\n\n>Zoom Technologies had an even bigger leap of 1,100% in March, when Zoom Video Communications filed its IPO. Its shares closed that day at 6 cents.
Guess I’ll gamble on WSOP since the casino still isn’t open
Bro, if you know it's gonna make money you don't have to convince people to buy in.
Woah 👏🏽 👏🏽
US takes step to halt Nvidia AI chip shipments to Chinese firms outside China\n\n
US takes step to halt Nvidia AI chip shipments to Chinese firms outside China
The U.S. Department of Commerce on Sunday moved to close a year-old potential loophole it had created that may ‌have led companies to export the world's most ad...
(https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/technology/articles/us-takes-step-halt-nvidia-200939040.html)
Wife's boyfriend?
There aren't a bunch of retards in the comments?.... Fuck me? I'm going to buy this
That's called reverse stock split inflation of previous highs. If they didn't reverse split shit would probably be a penny.
SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Cool I was down on my USO
Deal incoming! Oil to 50 bucks
I expect to get crushed. Anything better is a win haha
Already up 190% YTD.
no one is buying SPCE on fundamentals 😭😭
Ronald Reagan was the pres when I was born
Really? I finished in 3
https://youtu.be/0-8dKYjz7w0?si=i8YBWin2tAnWwpAu
That’s a wild complaint, acting as if American shit doesn’t already have enough growth hormones. But whatever. Imagine what happens when these micro plastic health influencer losers find out literally everything they eat almost all of it touches or comes into contact with plastic before they buy it
So it will go up
Uh so that's bad right
Keep being virgins
Deal coming in right before Futes open. 5-10% day tomorrow?
I think it's just kinda gross how much arguably "safer" investments went up compared to ARKK. Hindsight is 20/20 and I started some of those positions near the bottom of the lockdown
Listen to me, John. \n\nThe name of the company is SpaceX , ticker $SPCE. It’s a cutting edge, high tech aerospace firm out of the Texas desert, pioneering the next generation of commercial human spaceflight with its revolutionary spaceships that take private citizens and researchers straight to the moon. \n\n Right now the stock’s trading around six bucks a share and after catching fire on all the IPO hype, we are looking at a grand slam home run. \n\nYour profit on a mere few thousand dollar investment could be life-changing, my friend, this isn’t just a company… this is the future.\n\nSo what do you say, are you in?
It’s gonna be green Monday cause why not
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It don't matter, let it run to whatever and short it.
Wake up Thomas
Eat bransons a$$ 😆
Alright fam almost time to 🔒 in
But market might freak out all the same, especially at these parabolic levels. Won't take much
That's what I've been saying! In down even more tho lol. 97.8% or some shit. I sold 99% of it years ago
Lul
What should we do this week? Crypto was boring all weekend.
Not a bear. Look at 15K AMD post STFU
Calls
Genuinely laughed out loud, the lady next to me on the plane thinks I'm an idiot. \n\nBrilliant! 😂
He's right though.
The weekend used to be for partying but now I’m older it’s for waiting for the markets to open 😭
He has returned..... \nThe painter.....
Give me liberty or give me head.
It’s time to rotate back to oil \n\nI understand people like semis. I like money.
Just shows you stick with the big stuff, it always gets bigger
Yeah we heard from Sarah Palin. Before yo time prolly
Just interested in if the movement will be different once PDT flagging goes away
Calls on Grindr. It’s gae boi time
Large open interest of calls between 160 and 185 of MSTR\n\nDelta & gamma flows from market makers might fuck your puts
Best I can do is catastrophic failure on the launch pad
Just in case you haven’t looked into it here is SPCE\n\nFinancial Snapshot (Q1 2026)Revenue: $227,000\n\nNet Income: -$64.72 million\n\nLast Twelve Months (LTM) Revenue: ~$1.31 million\nLTM Net Income: -$259.14 million
Did u just say SPCE?
The key to making hundreds of thousands of dollars really is to start with hundreds of thousands of dollars huh
So what's on the menu?
Why
I might buy $SPCX after the initial dump because they'll get the $SPY pop when they are prematurely added.
i feel like this is less a process of diversification and moreso watching more obvious market trends.
ASBT is the ticket for asbestos if you're interested
🚨Weekend markets: Super flat ➖\n\nTech 100: +0.01% \nDow: -0.03% \nOil: +1.52%
Not an expert here. I'm in.
Auguest 9th, personal
Breaking news: I’m retarded
You can read the recent filings which go beyond the 1.2m shares outstanding. There are more 13Gs coming. Latest update was on 5/27 as well. 2 weeks to the next one. What date do you suspect the data is from?
There isn’t one yet. Late June is the best we can do.
Problem is hormone boosted imports from Mexico, but if you don't mind having 60"double F cup MANmaries, go for it
2) - live at grandma's house
Irans presidant wants to resign citing total IRGC take-over\n\nOil will moon
1 hour, you crazy bastards
Glad I loaded MSFT. I love these stories of AI being more expensive than keeping expensive human engineers on staff.
You should short and buy puts and get rich to prove dumb redditors wrong since you are apparently gods gift to stock predictions
what’s the news
Elon mush
Cant stop thinking about what charts are gonna look like June 4
The fake meat bagholders cope by eating fake burger patties. \n\nWhat are the space virgin bag holders going to do to entertain us?
Elon will become a trillionaire this week and thanks to SPCE we all get to own a piece of it
Cool. Thank you man for responding back. I'll definitely have to buy some arounds its earnings.
I'm in from 80.xx so lets goooo.
IF U DONT ALL IN SPCE U JUST LIKE LOSING MONEY
All this space nonsense has me feeling better about CRSR
Average is $9
I'm down \~60% on my SOXS but keep averaging down waiting for a short term correction. You know what they say about the market. 😄
Yea that D may of been a bit generous
Golf+drones=$PUSA.
So why do you sell? It can jump higher any moment you miss 5-10 percent of all the growth. Selling and buying when you think that stock will keep going up is a stupid thing instead of just holding. First month trading?
What it says that it is getting dragged on
This is speculation based on old and stale data btw
Tell you what drilling has so much work as well as plug and abandon, large investments have been going into both, production staying busy as well. Lots of installation of wellheads recently in the GOA.
Ceasefire or no this is a green week 🥳
If Donnie paints every monument in DC American flag blue it would buoy the economy until the midterms
I’ll likely just set some stops after market opens and go from there. Hope it runs again! $150 would be my biggest cash ever. Over $100k
To clarify, you can't legally walk there. But it has been done many times before
Im looking forward to the SPCE baggie cope sub tho... we need ppl buying in at like 75 for a proper baggie sub
My SPCE DD:\n\nOther people are buying it, so I'll ride that wave.
Gotta blow up missiles to make more missiles, keep Lockheed in business
Its like that whore down the street. It never closes.
Holy shit one more hour
TE calls at open
Whew nothing beats a $4.99 Costco rotisserie chicken. Let those soy boys complain all they want about micro plastics and preservatives as they drink out of a plastic water bottle
They dont know we can smuggle NVDA chips to China through space
Careful with that AX Eugene
you know, i feel like i had the right calculation because the entirety of semi did go up. Except the one i fucking bought\n\nLiterally my choice was AVGO, MU, SNDK, QCOM, NVDA\n\nand NVDA was the only one that didn't move
June 12th. Yahoo Finance
Are these people on the room with us? Anyhow sounds like a meme. I’m not touching it having been burned by it 5 years ago.
Theyre all buying nvda calls
Okay but with tesla and ai tacked on space x isnt profitable? Isnt starlink the only think making profit?
They gave up and joined the tide
I've doubled in a few years and I'm pretty conservative. I'd love to get out but I feel I need to double up every few years just to keep up
Instructions unclear. Buying SPXC and SPCK.
Did you know that Alaska is only 2.4 miles from Russia at the closest point? In the winter, the Bering Strait freezes and you can walk there
Isnt the move obvious?
I tried some AI slop
wait how’d diversifying fix the arkk mess
Iran deal is the same as it was on Friday
RKLB is a different company that does not solely rely on launch, they are more of a satellite parts company with a launch component. FLY vs RKLB is an apples to oranges comparision.
Buying SPCE for my Roth IRA
Hey chatgpt, this guy right here!
Market is rigged
More like selling BTC to buy gas and groceries!
Can you SpaceX tards give me the IPO date and your source for said date?
True
$1180
Green because bers showed up again this weekend
FATALITY
The semis selloff just began
The only winning move is (not) to play 🚀
Best I can do is upper atmosphere
Iran deal shaky, inflation out of control, unemployment numbers high, but what do I know
Care to explain why?
Just like pltr we sell and forget. Profit is profit
Luxury Hospice or Wendy’s hospice.
Space, man. Space.
Bought SPCE a few days ago at $2.50, now what?
I’m sure that won’t happen
$134
Only in some hype now. Semi trades been too lucrative
Ouch. China chips smuggling loophole closed. That's probably a bigger hit than people might think. Semis red tomorrow
Red
You made 1/12 my yearly salary in 1 trade… go ahead and sell little bro
It’s -90% YTD
lol
Why?
People have a high tolerance for financial pain and there are enough financing options to make life possible.
🅱️ichard take us to the moon babe
Ya , it's hard to lose money in a bull market.
Whats your entry price?
I just seen that WOLF is 117% of float has been shorted. I was thinking of buying calls if WOLF drops down to its next lower levels at $57.20, $55.30, $53.88
Inshallh!
thank you!!!
I want a car with a big “S” on it
They’re degen SPCE investors, what do you expect?
OCC
Ive been bagholding 100 shares of SPCE since 2023. I had written this shit off a long time ago. If i just get my money back I'll be happy
Dang. I looked it up. Went from $0.005 to almost $6 prior to IPO LOL... then down. Then the morning of the IPO it went up again a bit.
D O P A M I N E
https://preview.redd.it/xeq2h9cdej4h1.png?width=504&format=png&auto=webp&s=5eb32ac9e857d5a7331805974ad9d9f0d774af44\n\n
😆
PURR is a 10x in the next month with potential for a 30x
I think red
And pump-and-dumping on Reddit. Have some class, sheesh
TO THE MOOOOOOON
Earnings report tommorow. Should similar to Dell and go up more than the 30% it has
Green or red
Missing purr at 10$ when it goes to 300 will also be a big fumble
Also, for folks new to it, it’s VERY easy to go in with a sensible plan and then let emotions make you break your rules and be irrational beyond what you think you’re capable of. \n \n“I’ll take profits, or at least recoup my investment plus a small percent while letting the other contracts be a dice roll, instead of letting it all ride.” \n- Miss out on huge profits because you sold most of your position early to lock in gains? You’ll fuck all this up next time chasing what you missed. \n \n“I’ll cut my losses when it’s tanking to minimize the hit” \n- You’ll drop 20% at open and think it’s just early day fluctuations. It’ll tank down to 50% and you’ll convince yourself it’ll rebound, or worse, convince yourself you’ve been right all along and buy some more “at a discount”. Suddenly you’re down 80% on a bigger position than you began with. You’ll let it ride and expire worthless cause you’ve already lost most of it anyway, right?. This will be worse once you’ve had a few experiences where you bailed at 20% loss only for it to have turned insanely profitable after you close your position. \n\n*If you’re gonna do it anyway, maybe start with LEAPS with low IV on a well researched security and just paper trade for a bit on other stuff (be honest with yourself about your theoretical losses, even then, the brain acts dumb AF once it’s your own real money).
Holy fuck the mods are useless
If it has to do with drones, I’m buying more of it
I too enjoy casino buffet!
People here play spy instead of spx on their individual account so yeah
$NOW will blow up result in July
\#1 don’t have kids.
**SPACEX (TICKER: $SPCE) IPO’S TOMORROW. NOW WOULD BE A GREAT TIME TO BUY**
throwing all my money on SPCE lets go ELon ily
Ur calls r cooked bro. Sux to sux.
Wassup with gyna
Usually I want him to get back on board a rocket but I'm legitimately curious what his take on this is and if he's roasting everyone else in the billionaire cock rocket group chat this week.
Not happening
How long did car go for
20:1 reverse split. Stuff of legends
NVDA -5% at open!!! WOOOOOOOO
We should just rename this thread “Future Space Sector Bagholders Daily Discussion” for later this year
i pretty much need NVDA to go up 10% tomorrow to save this call
Obviously and dont let the trolls tell you otherwise.
https://preview.redd.it/rgkzoulwdj4h1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24ea57a54f16a750c839e7eedd051ecc67d46d53\n\n \nGoldfinch on the feeder now. Must mean calls.
Ummm ok look at sub⬆️
And I hope it plays out price wise like CAR lol
I am just here for tomorrows 'loss porn'' threads
I used to love weekends, now I hate them. That's what a gambling addiction does to a mf. We need 24/7 trading asap!!
My gf told me she needs SPCE...
Absolutely.
Teaching my grandma how to trade futures with her social security checks
SPCE is going to be the best IPO in history
"Download me a hoagie off the internet..."
Monday we go Galactic.
that was quite a ride when it dropped beginning April
06/01
Yeah I plan on buying as soon as market opens, it probably has a good chance of continued run. Post earnings I'm hoping for $200+
Post the positions
I HAVE A DRAM!
#**THANKS CHATGPT**
No it's MUSPACE except the MU is silent and you don't type in MU you just type SPCE then you buy 1 million shares
Shut up ghey
Perfect time to manipulate the indian options market
HPE will surely crash. Too many dumb redditors think it’s the same as DELL when they don’t have a clue
SPCE 🚀🚀
Typical household income is 83k, new cars now cost on average 50k and homes cost 430k. Childcare is 18k a year. I don't see how this is going to work
Ok, looked it up, the IPO was on April 18th, and zoom technologies stock crashed on the 9th
Spce pumping on a meme deliberately mistaking it for SpaceX is peak degen
People who were here in 2021 fell for this once and lost all their money if they held. I’ll never touch that ticker again trying to chase weeklies
Commenter above is ghey 🌈
1 $50 call, expiring Jan 2027
SPCE is giving gamestore vibes good luck regards
Crypto shills that don't understand that the entire thesis is wasting a shit ton of electricity in creating database entries of tulips.
Yes.
Meh, it’s up what $450 million in a month? That’s like how much NVDA shifts between ticks. \n\nNot really indicative of the market, same money would have been in so deep on beanie babies 90s
So all Israel has to do is avoid Beirut and the “deal” is still on the table
Haha I did it bro 😎
Is spacex spelled spce? I am still learing.
֎ Technical Analysis Rune ֎
I think so
is trading based on Goldman Sachs' price target a valid strategy which backtests?
Was a good money last year but shits been ded for so long
its already high
$0.55 by EOD Monday
Precisely. And it’s a built in restriction for how much I can play with. \n\nI just never see anyone else doing it in the Robinhood screenshots.
could you say why? thank you
my DRAM calls are worrier about Gyna
It will before market opens tomorrow
Shame is for gey bers
Reminds me of that couple back in 2020.\n\nHe used a very similar strategy.\n\n\nWhat happened to them?
You got the numbers wrong, Anthropic rev is 100B
This is why I bag hold PYPL. Never again.
SPaCEx 100 dollars by June 12
Yeah VRRM is looking solid.
Goldman Sachs now expects an operating profit of over $300 billion for SK hynix in 2028.\n\nThis will be the highest company profit in the world. This is crazy. And peak is end of 2028
https://preview.redd.it/mcbd84gcdj4h1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a12e5d583431d74b8518c03aa5519dc14250c90
I'm buying a house. Guaranteed 7% interest rate on the purchase price!
The fuck is TSLA on there with it?
Is UNH finally gonna show some signs of life again this week?
$2k by ipo prob
is there no shame left?
SPCE is the way!
My guess: $400 profit.
I wouldn’t degen it but good to put some risk in Roths imho
They denied it
love having two completely different versions of reality barking at the market simultaneously at all times
There's always someone on the opposite of the trade. May the odds be ever in your favor 🫡
Maybe Inland or Puerto Escondido.
you think they raised money in 2023 at a valuation of 900b?
sorry all, spce isn't breaking $7 for another 3 years
🥭 look he pumped his own gas in the last 10yrs?
**WATCH FFAI FOR A SQUEEZE TOMORROW**
So I'm good, right?
Fake Meat Bagholders will enjoy the company.
drink water
yes and invest in a "real world" business like a pizzeria
Post the positions
Im so glad I bought SPCE 5 minutes before market close. Lets see how much I make with a mere $200
Buying puts on that 😆
I heard they are diluting though, maybe not the best moment to buy.
Even if these print (they won't) you will still stay poor because that's what bears do
\-words of a Wendys employee
I bought, sold, and bought more Friday.\n\nUnsure what call price will be at open... ive set a pending order and expect it to not go through
Not until $30.
It depends on how I decide to play earnings
'cause reportedly the Iranians already denied it?
Spaysex (spce)
how do you know to invest in this?
CELC is another interesting co at ASCO.\n\nThe breast cancer wonder drug.
$BB!!!!
i've said it before and i'll say it again, i aint putting any money into space shit
Lol all this Spce pumpin seem like Open earlier this year. Generational bagholders are in the making. LmAO🤌
Indians be like: Magnoes Carelson
Deal? Or no deal?
Do you think coding is the only part of creating a good product?\n\nDoes the coding figure out the legal? The compliance? Does it figure out the marketing? How are you going to convince an enterprise size company to come on over to your 5 man team and use your product you vibe coded? What about the security? No problem right? Privacy rights? \n\nNo, we aren’t headed anywhere near there. You’ve been fooled. You’re stuck in the mentality that was 6 months ago. Listen to any earnings call or even just look at earnings for these SaaS companies. They are absolutely blowing them out.\n\nWhat incentive does Jensen have to specifically reference NOW all the time?\n\nLLMs can barely write code now. Also do you understand how much it costs? It’s being subsidized heavily. Please do more research you sound like a bot who was trained on opinions from 12 months ago.
Didn't he go golfing?
Good work, Diamond Hands! Sorry we doubted you. Now take some damn profits this time.
Did it die prior to the actual IPO?
Been that way since forever. Markets are a scam. Buy tulips
Roth ira is the best account to play options. No tax, no wash sale rules.
My work offers 15% off the company stock purchases so tbh I just yeet everything idk what to do with into that or my 401 lol.
#**IF MY SPCE CALLS DON’T PRINT 1,000%+ TOMORROW I’LL EAT A HORSE**
If your strategy is strictly bullish. Make sure you’re flexible and have a plan for sideways markets and downturns. If you’re going to do it for work, treat it like a job and don’t gamble. Have a strict plan for allocation and risk management. Track your trades.
this is the way
Only Philly
They are the biggest cheese balls in the business. Been in IT for over 25 years. They are the only ones I had to fight/prove that 30k seats had the browser extension and not the full install. It was pure insanity and they were trying or hoping we didn’t know the difference. I guess this stuff would be good for stocks since they rob and steal, or try to. Laaaaaaa whhoooooooo zaaaaaass. I ain’t buying this shit. lol.
digital deluxe edition sounds way fancier than usual idk why
Whatre we thinking of AVGO this week
exaggerating, might trim but hang on to most
If you close the bag before its red, are you even doing it right? 😂
In this market, it just keeps going higher. Buy high, sell higher. Repeat.
My therapist tells me those are the fake voices in my head speaking. So no, nothing is wrong with SPCE and nothing will go wrong
Wow amazing! I’ll pick up $1000 worth of the pre IPO tomorrow morning!
I already got long dated $3 puts when they only cost a dollar a contract so as long as it crashes back by the end of the year, I’m good
If you buy SPCE tomorrow, congratulations, you’re officially a degenerate
MU blowing past 1k in premarket lets gooo
Wait SpaceX already IPO’d?? Oh my God I gotta buy it!!! SPCE is the ticker right?
Virginia, we are coming hahah
Holly fuck, SPCE volume going parabolic tomorrow
I thought ticker is gonna be SPCX
Correct.
I’ll take it
0DT(Marriage)E
Yes. Losing all of your money is as easy as it seems. Maybe even easier.
Take enough to make it worthwhile. Keep some for the risk.
right side 🙋‍♂️
The fuck is MSFT doing on the board?
I was at the casino yesterday… I kept putting it on black. It hit red EIGHT TIMES IN A ROW
Let it go up more so there can be more bagholders
1:09pm
IT'S GOING TO BE SO GREEN TOMORROW YOUR CALLS WILL PRINT ALL POORS REJOICE
That’s where real ones go for cheap handies
🤣
Link?
you right, we needed the 7000th $spce comment here
Not until ipo, $50/share by then LOL
Remember folks, the zoom technologies pump during Zoom’s IPO, didn't even last a few days. Virgin Galactic is probably going to dump quickly as well. But godspeed bros 🫡
No major news this weekend= continue pamp in this 🤡 market
What are you taking about pre ipo????
why do you worry so much about the AI industry, why so obsessed? why not just switch your head off if it takes all your energy. whats the point? you could do so much more productive things than complain about things that are not in your control
Understatement - when multiple things are wrong all at once it's a syndrome.
Neither. Just average
No
The same was said the week before when MU was at ATH, and the week before that on the previous ATH.\n\nIt’s fucking insane how much you can print in this market buying literal tops of AI momentum stocks. INTC, SNDK, MU, DELL etc. just buy the fucking top, free money\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wp3s6i8ecj4h1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97e8ad03c96608a6b28d31a2df79c82dd6dbc885
Who cares because it's fake anyways .com
Missing purr at 3 is one of my biggest fumbles
honestly $SU might be the play since oil is dwindling
Yes
Temp sell off out of fear, then fomo
Mommy, what happen to Daddy?!
mind blowing. \nyou’ll be either at $1m or $0 by end of June if you keep going at this pace.
Seeing that the market goes up like 85% of the time, that means all bullish traders are geniuses 85% of the time?
I don't know. Sounds like a summer fad toy.
I will never forget running into a guy during Covid that I use to work with. He was smiling ear to ear telling me how he doesn’t work any more because he is a day trader. He told me about some of his trades that was mainly carried by purchasing Tesla during a drop. I was happy for him and moved on with my life. Fast forward a couple of years and the Covid market pump was over. He comes into my place of work, lets me know that apparently being a day trader was not going to support him for the rest of his life, and he asked for a job. I think about this any time I feel like I am crushing the market or hear anyone saying they are. Everyone is a genius during a bull market. This shit will end and reality will hit. Go get a fucking job and keep trading on the side.
Round up the SPCEcunts and put them in a zoo. But make it one of those third world zoos where you can throw shit at the animals and stuff
I’ve never considered that. Holy shit, I need to buy his masterclass.
I only buy my options in a Roth IRA that is used purely for fun $$.\n\nI have an actual 401k that almost all my investments go in that I cannot buy individual stocks in. Am I a regard or a genius?
Why would it pump?
Sell my kidney and buy VT calls, got it!
50/50 chance correct
#**THE SPCE MUST FLOW, $20 EOW BABY 🤑**
SPCE puts to the max all these regards are gonna get burned just like beyond meat
He said what he said, guy
I don’t know how this doesn’t have more upvotes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now that you've lost income security, the best thing to do with your assets is increase the risk in order to achieve higher yields. As you've already seen this is effective, you can leverage this hack by increasing the risk/reward with the profits, rinsing and repeating for an infinite money glitch. Just stop doing it before it stops working. You can restart it later, once it starts working again. The only real gotcha is that you have to always know what's going to happen later.
He should definitely quit his job ASAP and double mortgage his house. He's a genius! Literally can't go tits up!
Exactly. He's picking up more and more "things that will definitely come crashing down once oil hits tank bottom" in his hand of cards and he doesn't understand that the more liabilities he collects the worse things get.
I'd love to see a more complex discussion here than "vibe code is shit".\n\nWe are going to have LLM capable of writing entire OS and you think that your beloved SaaS is so sacred and unique that cannot be copied by LLMs?. \n\nWe are heading to a place where software is written on demand, liquid, ephemeral, you need a tool?, you use ai to code that tool. And what about technical debt?, who cares. A new LLM will write the software again a 1 year and problem solved. \n\nSoftware industry is dead as we know it. Not today. But every LLM will be better and better at writing code, it a matter of fact.
No oil reaction to Iran’s president resigning
Someone got a pen I can borrow
Options 101: How to lose money
Do you not think there’s something wrong here? Like a “it’s too good to be true” feeling?
ASTS and RKLB
When will r/wallstreetbets apologize to Scamath? You (all) owe Scamath an apology!
Red, that's what she said, so I might go fuck myself
It strongly appears that it is time to make money again tomorrow 🌞
Let’s make a smart contract, put some money on that. No chance it hits $50.
Banbet it broski🤌
Don't they hunt you down if you don't close the bag?
this should have more upvotes. lol’d
Yeah but normally these type of posts gets downvoted to hell then removed even in those equity subs, but now you have a bunch of idiots encouraging him while saying shit like "I'm thinking about that too!"\n\nThe cherry on top is unironically typing\n\n>my strategy is buy something "on the dip" and wait for it to rise, then sell.\n\nwithout fucking cringing and thought "yeah this is it"
Yes it’s so easy….. I bought 100 contracts for ORCL 210 strike expiring last Friday starting at 114 two Fridays ago bought 10 over the course of week from Monday to Wednesday I bought 90 more contracts. I was losing over 1500 on a 3k position my average was down to 32 dollars per position. When the market opened Thursday it was 36 I sold 90 of the positions immediately because I was losing money the day before. The position was over 1k per contract Friday 🫠 so no it’s not easy at all.
A monkey could make money in this market, it's been easy since COVID.
Trying to give this post legs, as it’s pretty much the only recent one in reddit. Because its dropped a bit from the high naturally, so impatience. The rapid rise took long time holders like me by surprise. Insiders too, some dumped at 500 apprx, and are still at it. It’s way ahead of itself perhaps. But Ive given up abandoning without question stocks with an AI story. Hype sure, but who knows (no one none), when it will burst. Besides, CAT is much, much more than just an AI story. More worried re rising inflation or worse stagflation ahead
Everything!
Yes
IBM to $350 EOW or i delet my account
you need longer date
What is we buyin
Everytime someone posts a screenshot of their trade it’s on the Robinhood app. \n\nThat’s it. That’s my thesis. That’s all the DD I’ve done
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs
What expiration? I got $765 for Tuesday 😂
https://preview.redd.it/ugy7utq2cj4h1.jpeg?width=1045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba0dff5519172622b8380cad06e2bb54dc6489d
Boys, the top is in. Sell EVERYTHING tomorrow.
Sorry for not sorry for your loss broski, LMAO🤌
i think he mentioned few days ago on previous post his PT was $20 next week
How can I cash in?
Options are addiction! Just saying that you are pretty much fucked once you are in. People who posts here 1000000000% didn’t post last 50 trades that expired worthless so you do you.
10 yr spike I win. Watch
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What’s the forecast for tomorrow
For sure. I trade futures so I’m in and out in like 30 minutes. I actually do better in bear markets. But I’ve been doing alright in this fucking crazy run up
My 761 call better print or there will be no pizza party for any of you
If passive income from 800k isn't enough for you what is?
Real
Sell your strategy as an online course in YouTube ads and you will make more than with daytrading\n\nFrom trading profits rent a lambo to record the YouTube ad (needed or you don't sell your course)
Bad idea
When the wells run dry and wildfires consume the planet at least we'll have these dog shit memes to think about as we raid our neighbors' homes for food.
Won’t tolerate this Mansa Musa slander
Oh buddy. You’re a magician only in a bull market. Just wait until it turns. You’ll wish you had a job
How smooth of a brain do you have to have to still believe "yea this time they will definitely figure out how to have peace in the Middle East by next week".
I’m honestly thinking the 10 yr spikes. All I need boys
Not bullish enough = bers these days
Ok fine fine fine, *cards that dont involve atrocities
Thanks ChatGPT
Literally free money 👍
Bowling swans?
☝️this
Watch HPE. Sweat. Watch PURR. Sweat. Repeat.
Why are so many on /WallStreetBets saying SPCE (virgin galactic) is SPCX (spaceX IPO)???? Are they pumping up to dumb SPCE?
Shoeshine boy just gave a stock tip - top is in
Thats true. I remember in 2022 all these financial analysis on YouTube or Stock analysis disappeared🤣🤣
Me
Nice work dude! But you should have bought a lot more calls! Lol.
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Please stop while you're ahead. Everyone who lost it all talked exactly like you at one point. At least put half in gold or something if you've got the bug. Secure the bag before you lose it all
https://preview.redd.it/5twwyw1jbj4h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e1b4fcc88d02ff155f7f6b0057156de3ab6a80b\n\nUp 637% on my calls I bought on may 26.
0DTE options are the key brother, get on them
Trying to give this post legs, as it’s pretty much the only recent one in reddit. Because its dropped a bit from the high naturally, so impatience. The rapid rise took long time holders like me by surprise. Insiders too, some dumped at 500 apprx, and are still at it. It’s way ahead of itself perhaps. But Ive given up abandoning without question stocks with an AI story. Hype sure, but who knows (no one none), when it will burst. Besides, CAT is much, much more than just an AI story. More worried re rising inflation or worse stagflation ahead. Edit: copied fwiw to general comments
Wtf the fuck is this show your trades buddy and stop yappin.
MF’s make posts like these that completely cook and return 2000%, then say “What, I posted the DD 3 weeks ago.”
Haven’t seen a single bearish post lol
SPCE is the new meme and it's the rocket meme stock!
Oh, absolutely. Most newbies don't know how to, though. Those folks are probably already somewhat positioned to take advantage of one and working on a bull-market exit strategy.
Nah we dont hold jack shit of these oil cards, if Iran just does literally *nothing* we run out of gas
Checks out
Entering the season of increased Oil demand with Strait still closed and Reserves dwindling lmao
Spce is that Elon Mbust rocket or the other dude?
I realized that mistake too late unfortunately lol if war goes Dell drops but PLTR soars yea I’m fucking retarded
Yes they are. Dump all your money on 0DTEs.\n\nYou can also filter posts by flair, just saying. Reddit will show you whatever it thinks you want to see. Maybe you should try looking the other way as well.
All in on SPY/QQQ 0DTE to make millions a day. Easy shit.
Not like this
ty
He definitely holds the cards but question is if he willing to basically commit a war crime to save the world from nukes we will see
Or ewt. Pays dividend too.
EWY/DRAM 🚀 🌕
AMD puts!
Chats too bearish, calls it is. LMAO🤌
NOK
Axios - “Revised deal agreed to, 🥭 to be the next President of Iran”
Who cares
$NOW is easiest play for upcoming weeks literally free money
No it's Mesothelioma Ulcer
CFD.. stop/limit only..
Forreal?
Where do you see mu price futures over the weekend
⚫️🦢 coming
I hope he takes this seriously. I want to read the follow up post when he tells us about his divorce.
Yep it’s a bubble
Selling OTM CCs on stocks you won't sell for years, when they are above their 200day MAs probably the only options play you should consider as relatively risk free
It's free money
Even though I lurk here, i consider the edgy part of my portfolio to be 17% that are in individual stocks. Options I never expect to touch. I’m not a degenerate gambler like these freaks
NOW. Get shares. Rally just started on Friday
can't beat the Cannons boss
Bought all I could when oil went negative. Still have half. Without looking it’s probably 4xed an earned me 7-8% on dividends.
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Is this a meme? Inflation raises the price of producing something inherently pushing up the price of selling that thing. You are Michael Burry my friend. You are riding a wave that is pushing everything up, for the love of God do not lose everything because you think you got a strategy. Wall Street is not stupid, and the market is not new. If there was a repeatable easy strategy it would have been monopolized and monitozes to hell and back by now.
If everything uses AI and I mean everything then the models won't be losing anything.
This. Reminds me of 2022 all the meta and Netflix bears missing easiest ride of the century. I need one of those !remind me 2 years things. Adbe is the most underpriced stock I’ve seen in decades
why would it crash if everyone is buying?
He's held all the cards the entire time - playing Uno.
You can make money on a downturn though
Wait this isn’t a shitpost
the IRGC were already effectively in charge of everything.
bro , buy SPCE 😂
You're the greatest Day Trader ever. Stay at it.
It could be very up and down. Not for the faint of heart\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/37cd8ghibj4h1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c55e251edd3c8599ae36fec7920e80f310333b6f
Is MU Manchester United?
Bro if you can't spell the ticker correctly put down the app - it's SPCE, the first one that comes up when you search. Can't wait for market open!
Don’t listen to this pussy. Punt the whole account into 0dte calls and retire early.
Nvda puts pussies
Is this a copypasta?
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I don't understand the comments "easy to lose all your money with options"\n\nNo shit, that's why you don't put ALL your money into options?
Options are pretty easy given you use multi legged strategies and or long expiry.
Retard share buying energy
Options are a lot like gambling, but with a force multiplier on gains and loses. Only put money into options that you can afford to lose.
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Stop while you're winning, or your next post will be about how you lost it all, even though it went fine at first
That's the only reason needed.
You’re just on the "this is easy" part of the cycle
Like all runs this too will fail. If you don’t have to work, don’t, but don’t assume this will last forever.
And PCIM Europe on june 9-11th might be another catalyst for more hopefully
In this market they are easiER. If you're not incredibly disciplined you'll get your ass burned though. Don't FOMO in just because some random redditor did something stupid and got insanely lucky with some 1000% gain. You have to be able to handle massive swings too.
I think it has more legs than the nonmeat thing. Maybe people think there will be synergies, somehow. Anyway, sold $6 calls for next month for $2
Super easy! All you have to do is pick the right direction within the right timeframe with the right position sizing and timing so decay doesnt get to you... oh and be discliplined to take your gains or a gain can turn into total loss very quick when closer to expiration... dont worry its just your lifes work and time in the form of a poker chip!
Puts
Obviously it’s SPCE
Inversing all yall. \n\nASTS and SPCE puts
Buy more SPCE.
I did this full time on multiple occasions in between jobs and made more than I did at my day job. Call me crazy but I actually find working in corporate more fulfilling and seeing how it works from the inside rather than researching about it from the outside and betting that certain companies are undervalued. If you enjoy trading more, then stick with it full time and treat it as your new profession.\n\nI just do this on the side now, mostly long term investing. And on here on r/wallstreetbets for the memes and humor to make this hobby more entertaining (aside from just learning about companies and watching lines go up).
It’s this
ONDS more a real investment in a real thesis. Not regard morons gambling. \n\nSPCE will smoke ONDS on the week though due to aforementioned regardedness.
I'm off work until Thursday so get to stare at my phone for 3 days straight!
We have peace deal and 300B print to Iran. Monday will be so green
SPCE 😤🫦
Spce
Oh man what drives these massive returns? Trump's picks? Elon? The whole ai sector? I wanna find one before the massive rally
Why
I asked Gemini earlier. Top list is HPE. Earnings toms. I might get some calls. But not full regard.
Right on. Hoping they open up at least +50% if this price holds.