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| I have way more than that |
| Hello, I am Tom. |
| Totally agree |
| wait so warsh is actually confirmed or nah |
| Will it dip enough though? |
| To the lady outside the liquor store asking for charity donations. I am in a ratty t shirt and shorts and just bought cheap bourbon, what do you think? |
| How’s that working for Fig? |
| lol no |
| its kind of a weird way to bootstrap governments into funding orbital industries. Orbital data centers will probably lead to demand for subsidies to mine asteroids for water and stuff. |
| new contract |
| It’s a pump and dump for rich people |
| Correct |
| The fact that both ARM and AMAT pumped before dumping on earnings tells me that the algos are set to automatically pump every semiconductor stock immediately and then figure out what to do afterwards. Which is why I've been buying every semi stock and selling as soon as it pumps. |
| One of those is not like the other |
| I hope it prints just to spite you |
| Wsb tell me how to feel about this? |
| It isn’t but apparently Congress doesn’t GAF. |
| Bingo! |
| Lol, it switched which contract is showing. The June contracts expire on Tuesday so the July contract is now the "active" contract. |
| So what's the price target? I bought 100 shares at $11 and did not expect this pop |
| MU is going to 1k. They're just shaking out the paper handed pussys and baby back bitches rn |
| MU |
| What happened to crude? |
| Can't Stop\n\nWon't Stop\n\nPOETry in motion |
| All these NVDA bers just goes to show how many broke people there actually is in this sub. If you don’t have NVDA in your long term port you’re an actual retard |
| so what trading platform do u use now if u didn't use fidelity for years? |
| Nokia🚀🚀🚀 gotta keep on buying |
| Is it me or do all AI chats agree with whatever you say? How can people even trust this? |
| I’m not holding anything short term overnight\n\nWorst case buy something just after open \n |
| If you would have put that $500k in VOO and did zero trades you would have almost made the same amount this week 😅 |
| Don’t know if anyone of you ever ate at these places in China but they are super chill and the food is good. Usually after 11pm these places open up |
| Thought you were doing CC on them? |
| Print calls |
| Is 🥭 on his way home yet ? |
| Sent |
| bro just zoom out to 10Y chart, problem solved |
| TSM |
| wtf |
| after 20 market about to go Kaboom !! |
| Let’s gooo🔥 |
| Not single. Went from a bit negative to very positive after meeting her. |
| True but plankton gets eaten by the whales so I’m trying to keep it moving |
| If your clock is huge pls dm me |
| NOW, SNOW, CRM anything in SaaS or cloud that’s oversold. |
| Watch poet drop 20 points |
| Fuck the shorts |
| Call me the “Opex-oer wojack” but there ain’t no way in hell MMs are letting all these calls profit tomorrow from the run up this entire month. \n\nMight just sit tomorrow out. Expect SPY 800 as a result |
| Last time I bought puts was on UNH when they plummeted last year and made 30k. I’ll never be gay again |
| I mean I full ported NFLX . Held through the run up and past earnings … and now I’m about -80k down …. It could have gone either way my guy |
| Easy calls on Nvidia ripping asses right now 250$ |
| Why did WTI just drop 4%? |
| Need msft to pump more |
| But it will. |
| Why would you say that of NVDA of all stocks? It's the only one that moves steadily. |
| Same. Picked up 400 shares and my only regret is not buying 4000 |
| Rug pull will be legendary. It will end in tears for the FOMO traders. |
| It’s in the first inning of a doubleheader ⚾️ |
| RXT ripping excited to see it covered here with you regards |
| Buy more puts I dare you |
| Foundation capital owns 2.8 billion at the ipo price but wouldn't buy more at this price so I wouldn't either. They also aren't selling though so I'll wait for it to drop to ipo price or report earnings that justify 150x trailing p/e |
| Trump is scheduled to leave China sometime Friday afternoon Beijing time. So if he were to make any “progress/deals made” posts, I’d expect it to be soon after take off, which could be sometime between 1am-7am US est Friday morning. |
| Except new rule is you have to touch someone else’s |
| Went to look after seeing the parent comment to see we're down 3.4% lol |
| No shit. The deal is xi makes them open the strait and in exchange 🌮 be like "Formosa? I hardly know her" |
| Buy a million of stock |
| I seen how the price went up for NBIS like FSELX for all of us last year April 2025 but sold because it took a big hit and it is risky like bitcoin to lose it all my man. |
| NU but she coming back |
| How'd you calculate this? And does it include ltcg tax? |
| What you smoking ? |
| Not surprised at all. I watch CNBC to know what they want retail to think. They've been jockriding this company all day. |
| Head and shoulders, cock and balls cock and balls. |
| Doubt it |
| https://preview.redd.it/asot7u1hi61h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=d709891ff7c9f9009f58afc8520dc36d53dff1bb\n\n |
| this dude is like the kiss of death. how he is still on tv, has a show, etc. is beyond belief. |
| people out here making 5k once and leveraging that to selling courses and scams on social media to make 20k a month.\n\nif only i had no sense of shame/morality - the things i could do. 😔 |
| You're too funny 🤣 |
| Retard, say it uncensored. RETARD |
| Did anything rug after hours? |
| Really the biggest takeaway is their earnings they mentioned from wyfi was from when it was at $11, def not that anymore |
| He's probably not wrong, SaaS has been getting mauled lately. MNDY beat and raised, on track for 1 billion revenue this year @~4 billion MC and that shit bled out all week. |
| # |
| Before earnings |
| Why are you gay ? |
| PE is under 50 and forward PE 25. Not insanely overpriced. |
| Does Edward Jones or etrade off this service? |
| NVIDIA AND META CALLS all day |
| A month ago, no. But the upcoming rotation from semis is going to be wild. |
| Yeah that's why saudis aren't the richest craziest bastards in the world\n\n\nOh wait they are |
| Sold 40oz 2day for 140bagger minimum |
| this is basically the difference between trading mindset and investing mindset lol |
| DRAM done? |
| 🫵 will eat bugs and own nothing and be happy |
| Because he told us before the deals so everyone has insider information |
| LMAO @ this fat fuck diaper shitting crying baby buying Lyft |
| Unbuckle your seatbelt and become an astronaut |
| MU is never gonna touch 800 again is it |
| OP has $800k port he’s fine |
| Full porting the BRUN dip in the morning. |
| Yes |
| NVDAs back can’t keep this up. Big crash imminent |
| VG is nattie gas\n\nit moves against spy slightly because optimal conditions for it rn are hormuz being blocked\n\nlong term it has a future but short term itsin a weird place rn\n\nplus all the lawsuits over failure to deliver on their contracts are not helping\n\nkeep an eye on their court stuff |
| DFUS + AVUV (I’ve watched too much Ben Felix to not have small cap value) |
| felt this. down bad on the daily but somehow ‘long term investor’ when I zoom out |
| TQQQ is up twice as much as SPYU YTD btw |
| With Micron (MU) approaching exponential annual revenue growth, I think a 5 trillion dollar market cap is a good long-term goal. |
| This is exactly what played out last year, doubting how much further the rally to go yet was an absolutely unstoppable freight train all the way until like September. Loading up on more calls |
| I mean, qqq can’t just keep going up $6-15 every single day. |
| The NOOD in China are the best I've eaten anywhere |
| It’s like making a boombox with a single AA battery. Even if it works, so you really want it to? |
| The casino gives, and it takes. I just hope I can be part of the small few who get it back |
| reminder everything is electric now, we don't need no oil.\n\nthis is what bears forgot. it's 2026 not 1926 lmao😎😎 |
| DFUS + AVUV (I’ve watched too much Ben Felix lol) |
| or better if he was gay! |
| what |
| mango buying shares on stocks before he makes deals on them WTF.. how is that even legal |
| How many of you are single? And does it affect your ~~gambling~~ investing performance? |
| Sive at open\nThen wendy’s to cover poet |
| At $1000 a share, you’re basically talking about a $300B market cap.\n\nCurrent revenue is around $500M, which means you’re paying something like a 600x sales multiple. |
| Come again |
| flats, options seller win |
| Uraneus |
| yeah zooming out shrinks everything including your shares |
| I've bought NOW in the past and I've sold loosing money; I think that it's a valuable company but I'm waiting to buy it again as I think that currently it's under short seller attak... |
| I bought 100 shares of POET 2 days ago, up 100%. Is this even real? |
| Nvda’s time has cum, as the prohecy foretold |
| I didnt check that hahah |
| A coworker I respect keeps shilling JOBY last few months\n\nI no longer respect coworker |
| its okay maybe during the call tomorrow they'll drop some AI buzzwords lmaoo. I mean it was pretty clear they were gonna miss earnings with the state ETH is in |
| Oh |
| Who's surprised? IPO made bank and passed thise bags onto retail. |
| full porting in march or last april was such a brain dead easy play. i'm doing it for sure next dump |
| This guy gets it |
| How many shares of HIMS does he own? Cause hes bald yall. |
| Nvda sitting at 6T is actually pure retardium 😂😂 |
| If I would have full ported Poet a month ago, even with that drop, still would be up more than buying these INTC and MU shares I'm holding. Then I didn't get back in super heavy cause of the bias of it always dumping. da actual fuk |
| You are the reason I bought POET. I’m in ! |
| It’s 88 after earnings |
| Their biggest blunder was the small battery version. They should have just not released it. They have no problems stuffing lots full of $95k F150 Lariats, they should have made the lightning with a 400-450 mile range like GM did with the Silverado. |
| My fathers gay |
| You can contact the corporate actions department for the big custodians like Schwab or Fidelity and they should be able to tell you if they're worth anything! |
| Because fuk ur calls that’s why |
| NVDA will never be able to justify this market cap unless Jensen is crowned emperor of Earth (not likely) |
| Why does your president have a stock portfolio?\n\nCouldn't he influence legislation to profit his own holdings? Seems pretty sketch |
| $15 would be cool |
| I did the same. $2M peak last October, down to $550K in January, and got it back to $1.3M. If I didn't trade so scared, I'd be at $1.8M now. |
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| I have about 10,000 shares of NOWL, leveraged etf. |
| Highly underrated comment |
| Capitulation at its finest |
| START SVCC1N |
| Can you believe that dude? |
| watching VG because the guy that posted DD about POET posted DD about VG so it literally can’t go tits up |
| I will sell calls exactly at 62 then |
| Fig mah nuts tonight baby |
| Gihmmy Carter sold his peanut farm… |
| NVDA is shooting loads like Peter North on viagra, sure his heart might give out but it will be a bukkake party to remember. |
| fat red candles AH |
| Your wife's boyfriend is happy for you. |
| My wife’s boyfriend is too hung |
| For the rodent at least |
| Wish I bought morr puts on INTC, remember you short anything mango touches |
| Maaan! I should totally make a vlog ov my life.. ‘‘tis crazy blokes |
| I thot MU ceo was in geionia, why aren’t we pumping that |
| June 5\n\n |
| The China news was likely priced in. I thought about buying them, but glad I didn't. |
| What would you do if your son was gey bear?\n\nI would collapse.... |
| Whatever happened to that guy Bullish on Theta |
| DJT pumping the markets in latest tweet for tomorrow to end the weekend 🤌🏼 |
| RXT 6.5c 5/15 🐂 |
| Pinned until opex then we fly |
| Relatable content |
| ^ ber spotted |
| What do you mean you don’t need a fuel system cleaner? LMAO |
| Virgil got that patek on my wrist goin nuts |
| I wood like stonks to crash. Thanks for attention to matters |
| I am so scarred by their fucking earnings. |
| Why can banbet VM see AH prices but chatbot VM couldn't? Lol |
| i see fatty red candles |
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| Glad it worked out for ya. |
| No it's genius. Heat dissipation is the biggest problem with data centers and space is real cold\n\nAlso ed zitron has discovered that there aren't really any data centers. Easy enough on earth, he just drives to the claimed location and takes a look. So the way round that is to say you have a trillion tW of compute in low earth orbit. |
| SOXS will 5X by the end of the year |
| Bro full ported a million on RDDT stock lol |
| I bought calls and shares of everything memory this week\n\nTop is in |
| What’s the next play? |
| Nice photo and analogy from your previous post you seem to be doing pretty well I wish my assets were that large |
| Lol I have 7600c’s for Monday. Nothing makes sense, why not |
| Hoping for a pump like amd did last week |
| when's their earnings? |
| Yes, but when you combine Index buying, Elon's cult that doesn't look at valuation at all, and "big IPO" hype, it doesn't take that much to push the ~30-40 billion in shares that "represents" a "2 trillion valuation" higher |
| i want to thank the market for fixing my sleep schedule, i used to sleep untill 11, now i must wake up to get in on the action if the casino |
| I think it's prob the concept of whispers of maybe talking based on another commenter. Thanks! |
| NVDA will test 250 this earnings? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/King-Doge-VII** bet **POET** goes from **22.54** to **14.65** before **15-May-2026 06:20 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 7 wins and 18 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet POET -35% 1d |
| What happened to the goon squad in gyna |
| Yeah but not for you. |
| What the F? |
| Sorry best I can do is flat |
| Isn’t xi friends with the regime? Maybe this trip has something to do with that… |
| Let MU keep flying okay?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/75qg17zah61h1.png?width=233&format=png&auto=webp&s=a568fee8cf28b68b5938ff42591485fe873c5d9e\n\n |
| They had a session in April, and it's thought that the decision will be made sometime in June. \n\nIf it's positive, it's Lambo time for me, if it's negative, I think they will have little choice but to spin off the medical/pharma and argiculture divisions. |
| Thanks again for your purchase, didn’t see the 10% today but the way I’ve been getting dogged I’ll take the 2.5%? |
| I think he has gone from $300k to $1.9M from trading already, so he has now gone $2.3M into ford and given his trading history it seems this would be good to follow, or could be his next loss. |
| Fairy dust discovered (aka lies abouy talks) and distributed according to another user comment. Thanks! |
| see u tomorrow morning |
| Dayum son, p<.001\n\nGet in bitch we’re going to the moon |
| I got him beat 😎\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vlwhepp9h61h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46633d90ef24d3e0482ff3b33d497ce6c0f10dd2 |
| Why are leveraging your self to a sector that got nuked When Nasdaq/semi companies are putting up record breaking earnings and hitting new highs every day ? \n\n\nWhats point of stock picking if your gonna under perform the index on a historical bull run ? \n\n |
| NVDA=Scalable\nCRBS=baked in\n\nI’d go with scalable every time |
| Have we talked about FCEL here yet |
| Strike? |
| Giant green dildo\n\n\nI need your divine service\n\n\nHit me hard and fast |
| Doubled down and bought the NU dip after hours, perhaps I made a good move for once |
| $NEVER |
| better have paperhanded |
| rip |
| https://preview.redd.it/daprc581h61h1.png?width=233&format=png&auto=webp&s=93b178ec569dd0ec6e8302c820dd1a8b0978403f\n\nSoaring into outer space |
| Thank you for your kind words❤️ |
| I think next time DRAM runs, it goes straight to 62 |
| Nvda port more! |
| A study also found deeznuts on ur chin. Still waiting for peer reviewed guidance |
| Depends what stock, a lot of them are still undervalued |
| It did according to another comment and thanks! |
| Missing out on the run up from 14 to 26 sucks. But you know what? When lpth does the poet menouver at least i can hold with peace of mind knowing that theres a 0 likelyhood of long term fuckery. Maybe poet cleans up its act, but based on its history and the age of leadership, theres that tiny little chance lingering in the back of the mind that you know it could all go tits up. But lpth? When this bad boy has its day its smooth sailing brother 😎 |
| Why'd you buy Earlier instead of Micron\n\n🤓 |
| nobody wants that filth |
| Iran is feeling forgotten and craving attention |
| They call me chicken little, they call me bubble boy |
| Sivers at open tomorrow.\n\nSLS if price below 7\n\nDRAM if flat or red\n\n |
| I was getting excited, then I saw the date lmao |
| I kept telling people even after the massive POET dump to buy and many kept saying they can't at 8 or 9 or 10 will wait until it drops again or the stock is cooked and will go to 0. Never too late sure market makers will try everything to keep it down or they are going to be forced to buy shares and cover which can cause it to rocket up. Tomorrow should be interesting. I've got Oct and Jan ITM calls left |
| Are we raping?! |
| Your gonna get dumped on |
| My port is down every day because I touch myself every night |
| Thanks! |
| Mine left like a year ago, I assumed it was the stocks thing but just up and vanished. I assume it was voluntary, I never said anything to anyone |
| You sound butt-hurt. So what if it's luck? Who gives a fuck? He made his bag back, and a nice one at that. \n\ndon't be jelly. |
| Inversing last months move, long rotation ya feel me |
| It's gonna drop 10% overnight? |
| rkbl in all caps makes it feel urgent or something |
| That's just normal after hours oil |
| Stop cumming on everything |
| This might be it. Thanks! |
| link or ban |
| #Futes sitting exactly at 7500 LMAO🤌 |
| Apparently it decided earnings just didn't happen |
| Where did you hear this? |
| Don’t worry I’ve thought that after 7 times lmaooo, but no sir |
| Prompt: make a bullish reddit style post about this stock, add in some some unnecessary grammatical changes and charts to make it feel human, and make it long as fuck so nobody bothers reading. Thank you chatgpt |
| They're only looking for hot guys tho |
| dude seriously. intel is opening at 105 tomorrow. couldnt imagine this not ocurring tbh |
| Im wondering how the halting is gonna effect the squeeze, and not since bbby had I had that 'problem' |
| Inactive areas on a wafer? Yield and margin goes hand in hand. A losing proposition right off the bat. |
| i sold. i'm definitely not sorry for taking gains. or for offending MM or degens. |
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| You mother f\*cker. |
| priced in |
| calls? |
| It only takes one more good play to change everything |
| More memory = Faster compute = Edge. Capisce? |
| RIP |
| He's a clown but hard to believe a bubble would not touch tesler too at some point |
| Your technical analysis looking pretty solid but 70k on Chinese EVs is wild even for this sub lol. Battery swap tech could be game changer if they actually scale it in Europe but man the execution risk with Chinese companies always makes me nervous\n\n \nHope Xi sees your post and decides to pump it for you 🚀 |
| 😆 🤣 |
| "I'm betting it will be batteries / electricity to solve ebbs and flows of demand" \n\nThis is a strange sentence |
| The fck is going on with AMAT? |
| $30 strike is insane. Do your options also expire tomorrow? You expected a casual +50% after earnings? I’m sorry but that’s on you. It even went up and you’re going to lose |
| SENIOR STATE DEPARTMENT OFFICIAL ON ISRAEL-LEBANON TALKS: HAD A FULL DAY OF PRODUCTIVE AND POSITIVE TALKS |
| 2023 NVDA is back 🤤 |
| This man is heavy in RKLB forsure |
| I think they have good moat, unique product, not a lot of competition, and potentially a lot of future customers. I think it'll settle around 200-300B valuation before EOY. It's gonna be a super interesting stock to watch. |
| god honest truth here. |
| A study found genetic material from the Andes strain of hantavirus in human semen nearly six years after infection |
| You posted. Time to sell. |
| That's us in the market every day\n\n\nThe rat I mean |
| I will! Thanks homie |
| Figma nuts, SaaS isn't getting replaced anytime soon. |
| It'll buff |
| Nice I've been loading up in the 60 range |
| Because they think China will motivate Iran to make a deal. Fantasy |
| Excellent entry price. Nice work mate |
| Are my TSLA calls fucked for tm or are we gonna moon as Friday usual |
| easy. something came about with Iran. Maybe due to China. |
| 200x? Kinda agree with him |
| I have been really busy, can someone update me on NVDA. Is China letting them sell their chips in China? What's market pricing in right now? |
| Awesome 😎 |
| I would assume that China took a few token ones and ban it by Monday. Holding a 235 c for 05/22. |
| Oh no it moved slightly |
| Calls yesterday already paying off. |
| sheesh POET |
| Huh? Life changing money today? Was it not life changing money back in December? |
| Just wait til this guy discovers Build-a-Bear |
| Lol |
| Imagine 🥭 gives up Taiwan for Iran market would collapse overnight oh wait nah the fed will print more and everyday Americans will struggle |
| New futures contract date? |
| The Internet, where the women are men and the children are FBI agents. |
| i unfollowed, blocked and then deactivated my SM accounts. no views, likes, comments or shares given. |
| Bro just fuck them you don't have to turn it into a whole thing |
| Sell covered calls coward |
| I'm buying day 1.\n\n\nYou can look up Aswath Damodaran's YouTube channel and see his valuation approach. |
| How are you targeting IV crush by going long on puts? That's risk you're assuming, not scraping value from |
| 😂 |
| People are still buying puts. The pump continues |
| Should I exercise my GEMI $5 strikes tomorrow morning? Contracts expire tomorrow |
| explain it like i am an adult |
| Nope, just figured since it’s in my Roth I can’t touch it anyways might as well let it ride |
| ISHARES MSCI JAPAN ETF \n\nReally dude ? |
| We're proud of you son |
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| Just VOO it out homie |
| It's about time |
| Their mommy said their a failure so they take out their anger on others. |
| Really, I have under evaluated Open AI partnership with Microsoft because the risk of Microsoft take advantage for a dominant role in AI is very high; Microsoft has two asset that permit them to dominate the IT world: Office 365 and Azure cloud service to be integrated with copilot in the corporate business and personal users. Nevertheless, other actors have the similar potential opportunity: Google, Amazon and Tesla or Chinese Alibaba, Deepseek… obviously I can be wrong, but I think that that this risk is not so pervasive as proposed in the post… |
| Broccoli hair |
| LMAO🤌 |
| Why is Oil dumping? |
| seriously? google down? |
| The conflict in my pants |
| Nah. I'm a nice guy. He'll have it easy and so will everyone else. Toxic environments suck. Life is too short. |
| better then data centers in Arizona |
| One day I wish to be able to become a highly regarded member of society as well |
| E15 isnt even an issue, I run it regularly. Truck gets the same mileage. |
| And banning US oil exports by all accounts |
| Anyone listening to nu call? |
| Do you work for them or something? |
| Hey man could a borrow 1k? Would pay off all my debt then I could pay you back |
| Shit is up 200% in a month tho |
| Smart. Don't gamble my friend |
| IM BORED OPEN THE CASINO |
| Yeah, takes a while. And you may first read some of his previous DD that was later updated when more info came in. But it's worth your time |
| Homo opened war is over bro |
| Mu went down today because I bought earlier |
| Raoul pal in rv pro recommended tesla trades. What do we think of him? |
| Data centers in space is probably the dumbest idea I've seen in a long time |
| Tinder is wild.. I've stumbled upon 2 women in my neighborhood of whom I always thought were introverted/shy, but they're on Tinder specifically saying they're only looking for one night stands and nothing serious\n\nI feel like I can't trust anyone anymore |
| This year? It’s barely even started. |
| The bitches in here won’t appreciate the lyrical genius that you possess |
| It’s sinking and i have decided to sink with it until next morning. 🛥️ |
| smells like insider trading |
| The Economist is just a bunch of gay bears\n\n(Seriously I dont see how oil and everything related to it wont moon but this is full retard markets) |
| 1000 p/s if I heard the CNBC reporting correctly \n\n\nSeems ungood |
| Anytime someone is like omg what happened with (ticker) and the move is less than 2%, they should be banned. |
| You could. For higher risk stuff I take profit to cover my initial investment so there’s no risk of loss beyond that. The rest is gravy. \n\nOtherwise, for stuff like Microsoft or caterpillar etc. I take the Warren buffet approach. Set and forget. |
| Tyrannise him and make him miserable. You will soon get the hang of it |
| Most software has gotten beaten up YTD, Reddits financials are incredible. If you’re gonna spend time on the app look into their numbers because it’s far from a meme stock |
| cant believe these finance influencers are making bank from sponsors saying the most idiotic shit while i fight for my life to make a living trading. \n\nthe comments under the vids are even more insane/dumb. |
| Bro, lots of sleepless nights. If my portfolio doesn’t make a new ATH, all that stress would have been for nothing |
| I bought at $385 |
| LEAPS are a steal. Picked up a 7.5 C expiring in 2028. |
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| ADX is 36. Shit hasn’t even begun to peak. |
| Tanking but can go upto $500/share |
| logic says no, but vibes say otherwise….look at TSLA |
| I saw a rodent run into the road and get run over by a truck. Ngl it was a life changing experience. |
| Tomorrow I'm wondering if it's too late for POET |
| So, is the INTC bull run finally over or...? |
| So Trump was actually right?\n\nRocketship and oil will go down again.\n\nMaybe he is genius after all. |
| I hope one of my wittier comments get quoted long after I'm dead |
| Revenge arc incoming |
| Valid. I'm brand new. Not playing with much. Not enough to post here lol. I just sold at 24.50ish and I'll buy more again if it goes back down to 18 range. Not even getting into options yet. Overwhelms me. But I'm up 25% for my first week and I'm entirely Vibe trading so I'm happy with that lol. |
| It's just a wall of acronyms, I'm not reading that shit |
| They can't afford to hike and they can't afford to cut at this point. If they stop the money printer then we will see what happens |
| U think he sell and take tax hit? Or think stock no longer go up? Then sell calls, u dont gotta be liquidity |
| Markets been only going up from 3/30-5/14 and you’re down? I gotta see this chief |
| nice win man! def some grey hair popped out and anxiety thru the roof |
| About to make new ATHs |
| ꜱʜᴏʀᴛꜱ ᴏɴ ᴛᴀɪᴡᴀɴ, 🥭 ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʜɪꜱ ʙᴀʟʟʀᴏᴏᴍ ꜰᴜɴᴅᴇᴅ ʙʏ 🇨🇳\n |
| Itll end day at 250+ |
| NVDA hitting ATH after hours again, you know what that means!!! |
| I work in gas/LNG. The industry consensus has and still is that supply will outpace demand. SoH just delays the glut. |
| https://www.economist.com/leaders/2026/05/14/oil-prices-could-soon-rise-convulsively\n\nPaywall but as per URL. Difficult to see how this does not happen. |
| Once a company reaches that 500 million valuation mark its basically imimortal. The ceo could go mia and leave the janitor to run the show and as soon as a ber smells it and shorts that janitor is going to the moon 🚀 |
| Ever heard of a stop loss? |
| what? is this fresh? |
| WTF happened to OIL |
| Anyone buying $NOW? |
| If you bought those a day earlier your gains would be about double that. |
| Totally normal market 😂 |
| Gentleman’s agreement, the entire constitution it turns out |
| The March 2026 deal on main page? |
| it'll literally moon to 3-4t depending on market conditions when it ipos. everyone knows this - everyone will buy, they changed the rules for etfs to force a pump. |
| Its not really a problem until you’re selling your body on the mean streets |
| me 🙂 |
| Spy 752c 5/20 - am I cooked 😭 |
| If it did that would be very huge. But let’s think big picture… And say $30 just to be safe |
| Woah woah woah. Not a war. An “excursion”. |
| i mean the cucking part |
| I work for an airline and 15% of my pay cheques were going into shares for over a decade. Signed up for it when I first got employed and forgot about. Recently updated my home address (bought a home) and got mail from computer share, utterly shocked at the amount I have and very happy at my silly “mistake”. |
| 100% true.\n\nIf you didn't start a dropshipping business in your mom's uterus 3 months before your birth, you are late. |
| Man plays Russian roulette for 15 years and lives. |
| Im back to where i was since october. I have a feeling if I dont pull out now im go8jg back to square one. Idk how to make gaibe in this btch ass market |
| Bers just put the fries in the bag |
| See you tomorrow 🫡 |
| They took this into account, this chip has some inactive areas. I trust their engineers more than I trust you. |
| This is fake, op is a scammer trying to lure onto this scam and steal your money. When you see anyone posting gains know they have a motive, it market makers posting here selling you these contracts and they take your money. It’s all a coordinated scam |
| WE are inversing him for profit |
| I feel you I feel you. Best of luck |
| 42069 losses hit different with that specific number |
| ASTS bag holders seeing the line go up for the first time in a life time. |
| Some real Game of Thrones shit going down at Wendy's these days, huh? |
| Outsider trading? |
| MU new deal |
| ok boomer |
| Is CBRS a buy? yes or no |
| Jim Cramer completely against the move in Cerebras. You know what that means... |
| sorry i forgot gambling is required |
| Farewell guys, I’m done with my journey of options. I’ve lost too much money and I’m not going to do this anymore. Good luck regards. I’m a complete gambling addict and I’m going to kick this |
| congrats |
| MU open up 5% and my wife will remain mine I think |
| Options. |
| Do options do anything else? |
| Yeah they gonna die worthless but they help me mentally be now aggressive with calls |
| Holy ARMK candle, maybe I will make money tomorrow after all |
| at some point, I was down -500 k |
| one green trade and suddenly i’m giving financial advice to ppl again |
| You think I trade shares? |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/sellaslifesciences/s/VZm3b5BA5M |
| Only $10? |
| I sincerly hope the market tanks after them |
| Yeah, I HAVE to be willing to leave money in the table |
| Is spacex worth buying or will it be a generational rug pull if I buy in on IPO day |
| Yeah they'd be an exception potentially |
| Fries in the bag. |
| sometimes thats all you need |
| He means the war that we started. |
| Thanks for the tip, I'll try that one |
| I have you slightly beat with my fidelity shares. You can see my main shares in my profile\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/u033q2saf61h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df726d96324ab414e1e44d9b8215209c38cf8db9 |
| dudes never heard of after hours |
| How are you down 70k |
| I think when semis finally correct, this could drop. Alot.\n\nThat could be tommorrow or in two weeks.\n\nBut it's more about seeing profits evaporate due to greed. I just have some rules I follow now, and when it's time to close, it's time to close. Made way more money doing this |
| losses disappear if you don’t look at them long enough |
| glad i’m inversing you for profit |
| Final haiku:\n\n*The charts look dreadful*\n\n*bulls nod respectfully then*\n\n*buy more call options* |
| "Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam."\n\nCarl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot |
| https://preview.redd.it/kqtr3nm8f61h1.jpeg?width=3213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=179b5dcaf236f88883aa06a980aec32f163d7383 |
| reminder we're in an economy where 7 year olds are getting brokerage accounts and 'hustling'. this market will never see another 2022 again - unless the fed hikes. no ai bubble pop cuz millions are ready to buy the dip on any sell off. \n\nonly when the fed actually raises rates and removes money from circulation do we have a real correction. \n\nthe roaring 20's are back stronger than ever - took a 100 years but we're all gonna be in the history books. |
| Good on you for having actual risk tolerance. Don't take what I say as gospel; it's just a theory. Stock seems worth holding though, and got a buy evaluation just an hour ago from Dan Leonard. Might be a slower burn (earnings in July). |
| It’s up like half a point. Does shrek have a micropenis now? |
| nvda please go up another $10 tomorrow ty |
| Welcum |
| You don't need to worry about reservations if you're viewing the eclipse from a yacht. 😉 |
| why stop there?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/b5bfuzx6f61h1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c2963ea10d389ae78c0f72cab072d1f91f69d3f\n\n \n |
| My bro Delicious |
| Guys I’ll be saying farewell if I get this job. 70k total loss gambling with you regards but I’m ready to call it wraps and focus on my career. |
| What conflict? |
| It’s fake lmao ure an even bigger fool than him for believing all this |
| So I got my boss demoted because he was a tyrant who was making everyone else miserable and now I'm his boss.\n\nFeels weird. |
| I’ve been sitting mostly on shares right now with a few calls that are 3-6 months out. I considered doing puts as protection but every one that I’ve added to my watchlist so far has been a dud so I’ve just been sidelining on them for now |
| Honestly dude…I like this analogy |
| Your response to it? |
| have you tried turning the chart into logarithmic AND cosmic scale? |
| my bro this guy doesnt know what hes talkin about |
| Market closed.. |
| just one? |
| Fuck you, congrats |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Remarkable-Memory875 made a bet that MU would go to 900.0 within **1 day** when it was 801.314 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| The 6,7 people have entered the chat |
| Are we really just going to start diluting gas instead of resolving the conflict? |
| More $wolf tmrw |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Loose-Weird-7234 made a bet that HOOD would go to 100.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 86.533 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| 🫧 🫧 🫧 🫧 🫧 |
| They can legally sell to china now before it was back door deals thru other countries and smci might rally again cause they only dropped cause they found it they was giving china chips |
| Great so we can cease to laud one offs and completely random highly speculative plays as achievements. Blind luck. |
| crazy feeling when you realise |
| Truly I never thought I’d be capable of becoming a gambling addict |
| To sell or to not sell now.. |
| is that Tom? |
| Trying to pull in more suckers no doubt |
| I lived in China. I left because of Xi. |
| that's logical. If I had to guess, just like the last big tech shift, a few companies will run away with the game, and most players will be left behind or get bought up.\n\nNo idea how old you are (or how bored you get) but do you remember how many browsers there were? Now, it's basically google. Hell, the only reason anyone uses safari is because Apple blew up. And edge survives because of windows.\n\nIt's always seems to go this way - new industry is created. Dozens if not hundreds of players rush in, and eventually the sector ends up as an oligopoly, controlled by a few companies.\n\nMost people are shocked to learn that the US has had over **3,000** car manufacturers. Seriously. Over decades, that number dwindled down to a handful. And before TSLA, arguably it was down to three major companies. Is Dodge even around anymore? lol. It's a dramatic example but invention of the "horseless carriage" was transformational. \n\nEven a few decades ago, there were over 300 airline companies ,100 cell phones companies, dozens of memory companies, and over 15 major social media companies. \n\nToday, all those sectors are essentially controlled by 2-3 companies, and in some cases, just one = Bookface\n\nI'm not claiming to know who will end up being the winner. But the pie can only grow so big and consolidation is inevitable. And when that happens, investors will demand profits before investing any more money. And it does seem that this AI shift is happening at a more rapid pace than anything ever before. The amount of revenue needed to justify spending $1 Trillion a year to build and operate data centers is going to be freaking substantial. \n\nWe live in interesting times.\n\nAnd by the way, thanks for the intelligent discussion! |
| bro just zoom out to 10Y chart, problem solved |
| Did poet publish a novel or what’s happening here |
| NVDA seems cheap compared to the rest of the semis.\n\nFeels like NVDA should be at $10 trillion if Samsung, SK Hynix, Micron, AMD, etc. are nearing or at $1 trillion. |
| You borrow money against it and make it the bank's problem if you have to liquidate. |
| Look at the nasdaq than look at reddit stock ? |
| Are presidents not high level officials? |
| and even then, zoom all the way back to big bang |
| I heard Jensen was staying in China for the foreseeable future. Heard he found a baddie |
| That’d be sick |
| I bought a 1dte put right before close. Expect ATH tomorrow as a result |
| never thought i'd see it and beyond. i'm still in 2022 |
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| Let’s see a pic first to tell |
| Nice!👍 |
| Have you tried telling them that you’re a top 1% commenter in an online forum? |
| Nope |
| I know that one. Funny but inaccurate |
| NOO MU GO DOWN GOD DAMNITT I SAID DOWNN |
| Everybody day dreaming about owning the Lambo, no one ever thinks about owning its maintenance. \n\nBunch of big brains in here |
| Watch poet open red tomorrow lmao |
| zoom out enough and it’s basically a flat line 💀 |
| $1.5T increase in market cap? lol |
| A gayman? |
| I've started just holding puts as insurance and only playing calls. The runs up are too big and the pullbacks too small to trade effectively |
| Debt is literally bigger than its market cap and it only got a passing mention |
| Collect my dividends in XDTE, O, and MAIN, buy absolutely nothing because the market is outrageous |
| Covered calls is meant to provide cushion to the downside. The fact you walked away from this with principal + profit is maximum gains and how it was designed. So it worked, congrats. |
| 2% portfolio diversity, hes loaded, Id be happy to be him |
| I prefer paste |
| My POET 10/16 $8C and 1/15/27 $10C did fairly well today and after hours if it sticks could be better tomorrow. |
| its a lockout rally, there won't be pullback until everyone buys back in |
| Yeah back home to shit myself |
| POET giving it all back. Damn! |
| You can convert A shares to B shares at a 1:1500 ratio |
| Do not go gentle into that good night; Red positions should burn and rave at close of day. Gains, gains against the dying of the light. |
| I’m a dude does that count |
| Just buy SK Hynix directly |
| Dis is da whey |
| Ford gonna tank tomorrow or what???\n\n\n\n\n75 Calls, 75 Puts\n\n\nALL IN |
| yes |
| It's just used as collateral. |
| https://preview.redd.it/yibyu4xne61h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b247f1e4198b7869fd2d93574bf096eb0036e134 |
| Damn, you made me purchase 3 shares of a company I never heard of. I am poor like you so that $430 is about my max risk tolerance level. Your thesis makes sense though. Also, the world is run by criminals so it doesn't really matter what companies are worth anymore, only what the governments decide to do with them. |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/d6tmJFsuLC |
| You pee sitting down |
| Got 5K in SPY call for tmr. If SPY is red tmr, it is becoz of me. |
| i'm thinking same |
| Depends, you going anywhere? |
| I have shares that I’m also wondering if I should flip or keep |
| Sivers Semiconductors going bonkers tomorrow morning? |
| next week is going to be a bloodbath they might even get started early tomorrow |
| Only if you have a dude wipe otherwise no |
| I bought a little right after Marvell cancelled the order. Only shares though because poet has let me down twice already. I’m happy I grabbed some when I did now |
| nah |
| The never ending game of “Do I take profit to have capital for a pullback that may never come or do I let it ride and risk getting swept in a pullback I’m not prepared for” |
| Big brains use brocephus |
| yep, rigged system to help the rich get richer |
| About 25 big macs |
| Market is just ferocious. It will not give anyone a dip to buy. The dip was when SPY was 630. I told you jokers to hold your nose and buy. Now everyone just seems to be chasing. It’s got to pull back soon? Right? Right!? |
| He’s gonna allow nvidia to sell to China, isn’t he |
| Fuck you scammer, I hate assholes like you who post fake screenshot to gain hope in some gullible idiot thinking they can make money in this scam. Fuck you |
| The reason i bought my leaps back and closed out at 14 was having slept on the entire thing thinking to myself *what if.. what if they dont make it 3 years?* had nothing to do with fears of a gamma fuckening. But i guess i should count my lucky stars lol. |
| wouldn't intel make hella bank in that scenario |
| DRAM shreking AH. All of sudden doesn’t care about the VWAP anymore |
| You would do the same. |
| Maybe the gayes thing I heard in a while. |
| Yahoo Finance - "Cerebras soars in biggest IPO of 2026, +68.5%" 😂\n\nreality - people bought at open and got crushed |
| Wow, I actually have a gambling problem |
| Just checked my portfolio for the day. Up +30k today.\n\nThis is fucking insane guys:\n\nFriday last week = +59k\n\nMonday = +36k\n\nTuesday = -10k\n\nWednesday = +12k\n\nThursday = +30k\n\nThat puts my shares at +127k in the last five trading sessions. Please don't take that away tomorrow, Mr. Market Man. |
| https://preview.redd.it/9i3vedide61h1.png?width=416&format=png&auto=webp&s=2892bae599065bc7d063b6cb5c1acb5fa3efcd7e |
| Leaps + shares ! |
| I do that last |
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| Y’all do understand the moment he takes profit will basically burst the market right? For ex: If he decides to continue the war with Iran next week, he will simply take profits and trap all bulls. |
| I was the exact same, $2.5M to $500k and back to $2.5M. Although I have shortened my lifespan by 10 years due to the stress. |
| Gains have no meaning. Losses let you feel the emptiness of the solar system. |
| I'm sure it'll get an upwards re-rate but if it stays around +12% I'll just load up more shares, guidance looks great! |
| Back to front son |
| 🤣 |
| Honestly, screw you. |
| make money? |
| What about broski |
| All i want is bitches. Big booty bitches. Used to sell crack, so I can stack my riches. $POET 🤑 |
| Just accept that whatever you do next is wrong and live with the result. |
| Anyone downvoting this specific reply needs to get banned from reddit, and probably from voting in general. |
| Now move it into AMD! That baby is going to $1,000 then $2,600 |
| should I wipe or no |
| Nvda $300 on earnings 277c for 05/22/26 is only 106 |
| Another haiku:\n\n*Bear sacrifices*\n\n*12 goats to market crash gods*\n\n*SPY gaps up again*\n\n |
| wait how does zoom make it smaller |
| They're in this chat making snarky replies |
| There's a retard on here calling people dumb for shitting on poet but won't post his port or positions, ban the fucking larps |
| One of a kind meme that is actually good |
| That's for you to decide. You're the one that has to live with the consequences. Or gainz |
| China said their #1 issue in the meeting is Taiwan. I believe wholeheartedly that 🥭 would sell them out for a single nice complement and some petty cash from Xi. This is to say puts on all semi stocks. It's just the excuse MM need to send it to hell |
| How could PE extract any value from this shitdick company? The food is garbage already, there’s nothing left to drive into the ground. |
| question is when so i can buy PUTS lol |
| zoom out \nturn upside-down \nzoom in \ninfinite money glitch |
| full port levered to the tits |
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| Sadly dropping now |
| anyone using bro and bruh is low iq |
| ...and they say leverage etf's aren't good for long-term holding. This guy fucks.\n\nCongrats. |
| Microslop should make an AI for their bagholders named Copepilot |
| And THEN what? You need docking fees, a boat cleaner, and a boat house elf |
| March 31st port was down 60%, fast forward to today up 34% and I left a couple hundred thousand on the table by selling my MU 450 calls like a bitch |
| why not ride it all out and take all the gains instead of selling anything? like i mean just sell nothing |
| 🥭bought NVDA, easy money through earnings |
| By the time he’s in school I’ll be asking *him* for lunch money at this rate |
| Fuck you piece of shit scammer\n\nOp is scamming people by luring you into this market to steal your money\n\nAnyone telling you the make money are scammers or working for wallstreet, they post bogus screenshots of fans so you try to replicate it and lose your money\n\n |
| Lumin deal validates the tech, stock value is repricing, might blow past 30 tomorrow. |
| Where are the normal girls nowadays, I don't want to spend another christmas single |
| #This thread is awfully quiet when I'm not stirring shit up LMAO🤌 |
| It was a lotto play for me; i was expecting the bounce back just didnt time it right unfortunately. Like i said i grabbed shares also so didnt totally miss out but wouldve been nice to |
| 10 grand, I make that in a day sitting in VOO lmfao |
| Imagine buying puts on DRAM with SK Hynix likely listing on the NASDAQ in the next 2-3 months. The run up will be insane. |
| EVERYTHING GNARLY |
| I’m up over $15k with shares alone |
| Brutal. |
| What ended up happening |
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| No clue |
| jane street 1, op 0 |
| SPY teased $750 with just a tip away 🤌🏼 |
| 1 out of 100 is still right |
| PE will definitely fukt up that garlic sauce cup |
| New contract |
| Someone talked me out of poet because I read their comment about how how heavily taxed the gains are for some reason |
| Saas making a comeback |
| THERE'S SUCH A GIANT WALL AT 748 ITS ALL DOWN FROM HERE. 750 IS NOT POSSIBLE |
| When they are desperate for the pump, they pull out months old news |
| Bruh there are 1.5k 3 year leaps at 15 bucks on poet. The whole lot of you sold jane over a million bucks in leaps on a damn penny stock thats bustin so basically you either sit on that shit for the entire 3 years or pay for your money back. Bruhhh thats wild. 🤣 |
| "Transitory inflation" fucked me up good. |
| Hmm interesting |
| The crazy thing I saw guys talking about poet in here a lot like 6 months ago. You fuckers get it real right sometimes |
| Same, life was simpler then. |
| But why |
| You right, cuz they supposed to go up 100% |
| Is poet going to pull a mram? |
| Holy piss. Selling covered calls that get absolutely fucked is horrible . Like just take my shares away, give me my money. I can’t watch anymore. |
| When your 3 yo has a higher net worth than you do 😂 |
| The time for SERVICENOW is NOW |
| I need 754 so lfg! |
| My entire trading career summed up in one pic. I mean- I was a professional trader for like 4 days on E*Trade. |
| this entire poet squeeze started with the short report and was fueled by order cancellation |
| $POET and SIVE to Uranus. |
| True |
| Thats what options are for. Fuck x2, i want x50 |
| Copilot told me to sell semis and full port into software, idk man |
| https://preview.redd.it/c60dvslld61h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1712967bab26d91525de792071fe81a7c053fe48\n\nE\*Trade’s options pricing structure |
| Gotta look at the big picture bro. |
| 1/5 |
| Why would XI do this? |
| i just want to go back to selling covered calls that expire in peace and slowly grind my way up buying more shares.\n\nis that so much to ask for. |
| Fuck you cocksucker. Op is a scammer, don’t fall for these idiots scamming you |
| read that big orders are supressing it to 22.....should be 30\n\n |
| You could sell covered calls at a higher price for some shares. If the stock drops you keep the premium and if it goes up to price target you sell x amount of shares at price Win win |
| Imagine if we got a +30% year on our hands and the pump has only just begun. |
| you weren't allowed to grab any other options that expired after last week? |
| POET is ur answer |
| i'm waiting for this to absolutely pop |
| AI might relegate us to the mines. Not that crazy of an outcome. |
| I call into some ECs even tho I aint a shareholder because I get bored at work 🤌🏼 |
| $8 strikes right here |
| So you lost 100k? |
| lasers bruh |
| 5% 10% down overnight, then back to what they were before, all week |
| CALLS |
| Good thing, $POET and $QUBT handshake went well. |
| oh shit....wtf happened lol |
| Relax, it's good that they rest. Just consolidating for the next leg up. |
| Earnings Calls: corporate buzzword, buzzword, AI, buzzword, buzzword and buzzword.\n\nNews Outlets: *(tech name) beats estimates and raises optimisim on AI, growth with AI, incorporation of AI is strong \n |
| It's SPX with 3X margin. They use derivatives and swaps to accomplish the 3x. The derivatives and swaps are expensive but the real danger is that even in flat markets they lose value because the fund managers have to pay for that 3x exposure every day. The longer the market stays flat, the greater the risk. Fortunately for him, SPX has seen an enormous bull rally since the 2008 housing crisis. There hasn't been a real stock market crash since then. There have been technical ones (20 percent or more) many times but they always recover quickly. The danger of holding this for an extended period of time is that if there's a correction and it doesn't recover, the entire position will get wiped out. That's what is speculative about it. It's not a profit until you sell. |
| Suck on these calls 🫡 |
| Time for Crypto |
| CAT, and it's financier, GS, at your service. |
| Nebius to the moon |
| agreed |
| Saas is mostly dead, unless it’s in cybersecurity space |
| 50% inshallah |
| And these bears ask, how long should I bend |
| LMAO STILL NO POSITIONS OR PORTFOLIO FUCK OFF LARP |
| Must've been China selling all those calls at the 300 strike. |
| Wow the candles for this are nuts |
| They were good |
| Holy broccoli cuts |
| Everytime some smartass smirking and looking down at people holding 3x long, I am laughing back at them and give them link to this page. |
| I know the float will be tiny, but wouldn't each share that come out be based on a sliver of that 1.95 trillion valuation? |
| even bezos is selling his boat now.\n\nthe boat is just too big. |
| POET up 20% after hours after a 43% gain today. |
| Same here actually.\n\nLoaded up on MU 790c 22May exp before market close today |
| we gonna be up 5 hundy by midnight baby! |
| You need to translate that into more retarded words. \n\nLike what Jensen Huang did. Before his stock went up 20 billion percent, he said:\n\n"This is the iPhone of AI"\n\nAnd then 3 seconds later the stock went up 12 trillion percent.\n\nNot your fault tho. Ilumanen or whatever it's called, their CEO needs to start pumping those numbers. |
| https://preview.redd.it/k1fh6zn7d61h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bd1437fb24a4d69181768ed64687b0faabb0af7 |
| Oof |
| How’s Reddit a meme stock? |
| Hoping when the AI bubble pops it gets rotated back to SaaS |
| are semi stocks drilling 5%, or 10% overnight? |
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| Any proper arguments? |
| He ordered the J Pao chicken and started screaming about rates. |
| I bought and sold some 6/18 calls for a small loss after the big drop\n\nI really need to get better hands |
| A haiku:\n\n*Bear opens phone app*\n\n*Sees green candles without end*\n\n*Deletes the whole app* |
| Oh the handshake what a delicious milkshake. |
| I think they’ll let calls expire tomorrow and run up again Monday. At least I have to think that cause I bought monthly calls today on MU |
| With record-breaking wide spreads. Like, how the fuck do you even get out of that one as a shareholder? |
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| colonoscopy |
| “I dont need the money”\n\nI could use it lol. been hoping for a patron to jump start a singing career with training and such, it would cover at least a few years of expenses so I can do it full time.\n\nhaha just kidding around. |
| Yellen, Powell, hikes, inflation, pandemics, tariffs and war. Nothing could shake you, massive respect. |
| dreamland? more like nightmareland. huh? huh? am I right? |
| Nobody 'affords' a boat, skippy. |
| THE DOW IS OVER 50000 |
| Are you going to buy a nice lunch |
| And who gets these ? Not the little guys |
| This is the way actually. !remindme 20 years |
| As someone else with Mu calls, I respect it |
| The kangaroo market comes back and I'll cry in my soup. |
| Yeah oh well I sold at 2.68 and it went higher |
| 2010 was knee deep in recovery. Showing your age. |
| Hell ya nicely done. Also appreciate the clarity🤙🏼 |
| Half cash half stock. It's on the website. |
| Congrats, can your kid lend me $20 |
| Good i need 25 |
| MDA |
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| Hoping it goes another 20% tomorrow |
| 6 years! |
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| lol TDIC 30$ to .80$ in a day |
| Ligma |
| HR meeting? The one where my boss talked to me?\n\nNah I’m good but I got scared and got a new job like the day after. Lowkey I don’t even want it now 😭 |
| Eventually BRK-A will be 1 million for a single share |
| Right. Would you like to share your thesis with us as to why you bought 600 shares of NVDIA? And after all the work you did to analyze the company and purchase it, you simply forgot? |
| https://preview.redd.it/h6ayx64uc61h1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=a21f457552011e06f42e2e4e36fbcfed98458e79 |
| Too late lol need 755 tomorrow |
| Friedddd |
| Pltr is my way. |
| I might sell 3 tomorrow if we’re pumping still |
| Why |
| Last time Figma popped on earnings it went up like 35% in two days, at a higher price than right now.\n\nJust saying |
| I hope it comes back those calls are crazy |
| Holy fuck, it can. |
| theyre late bulls |
| I had 100 POET 15c that expired last week worthless smh. Still grabbed some shares but wtf man |
| Microslop will never be above $500 again |
| Tomorrow |
| 198k karma with almost 100k contributions.\n\nWhat the fuck. |
| Jump AMAT you Pos |
| Obviously... but they figured that out and have nearly 100% yield which is significantly better than other high end chips. |
| Smol gains are still gains |
| What is the play for the next 2 weeks? |
| Welcome to regard city where anything is possible. 😂 |
| I got $8 strikes |
| My dick is ready |
| Clearly written by retarded AI |
| I'd be blind in minutes |
| SLV holders gotta wait another 20 years for a new ATH LMAO 🤌 |
| Seeded an UTMA account for my toddler with a couple hundred bucks 3 years ago and now it’s up to 20k, thanks to ASTS from 2.50 to 80, then POET from 6 to 20.\n\nIf only I didn’t gamble options in my own account. His gains are like +1200% from only shares while my options account is -96% 🤡\n |
| Tiny float, can be easily manipulatedbhigher from IPO. \n\nNo rational reason for it to go up though that's for sure |
| Hopefully $Poet waits until next week for an offering. |
| I still don't trust Xi Djinnping, and I'm not sure why anyone else is even entertaining the idea. It's a prove it situation to me. |
| Got a 465 Tesla call expiring tomorrow, am I deep fried or sauteed |
| Unfortunately, Shiller only applies to index constituent earnings, i.e, companies that actually have real revenues and real earnings instead of dreams made of cocaine and unicorn farts. |
| memory stocks on pause, someone please press resume |
| Tmw* |
| How was the HR meeting?\n\nDid you get promoted to 'valued customer'? |
| If you can get a reservation there this late 😅 resorts there would already be booked for the viewing day. |
| Never seen a stock friend zone someone |
| My eggplant? |
| Why? Not sure where this candle is coming from |
| Nice chunk of change there... |
| And he won’t get paid because the fine print stipulates a handshake for more than 10s. Anything less doesn’t qualify. Boom the house wins again!!! |
| Bulls need to get jizzed like 🥭 at the meeting |
| Your 🍆 |
| Lol |
| Is SpaceX came out with a valuation of 1.95 trillion, it would put it at a valuation very similar to Broadcom. There would only be 6 companies more valuable (maybe 7 with Broadcom, or 8 if META ever wakes up).\n\nExplain to me how this IPO will pop more than say 40 percent max off it's IPO price that the institutions get. It's not happening.\n\nAnybody thinking they're going to double their money on SpaceX in a few months is higher than me |
| I felt the buy button calling to me Tuesday afternoon like an inherited memory from a 1999 broker that ended up throwing himself off a roof in NYC |
| Don’t worry I’ll keep holding until it’s $4 again |
| 🥭 ain’t wrong Chinese food is fucking amazing |
| Poet boys we back!! |
| People with white collar jobs. And super speculative ticker? Its the S&P 500. Just leveraged. |
| This happened with Hood for me. Sold 40 calls and it ran to 130 lol |
| why do I have a feeling that SNDK and MU are going to have a +10% day soon? |
| Everyone’s been pretty quiet about NASA in here |
| Yes sir. |
| No you dont. |
| They do, I was reading up on them recently. Never pulled the trigger because I legit have PTSD from the BB rug pulls I’ve seen and sadly been a part of. |
| On to the next 🤷🏽♂️ |
| My clock? |
| You are forgetting the IV |
| Is it going to moon at open? Holding c22 |
| he bought? cancel the deal |
| he bought nvda too |
| damn 5600% is crazy lmao. Considering NVDA is more than 5T MC rn, If it were me, I'd prob take some out and find another good investment. Could prob let some % run too. This reminds of a time I randomly found an old Crypto account that had a few eth on it, it was worth almost nothing when I got it lol. Yours is crazier though, congratz on the find! XD |
| GL buying POET puts with a 460% IV tomor. Shit is gonna rocket. |
| And that's why you put the other 500k into a stock that gets you something like 15% yearly returns, which is definitely enough. |
| Get ur clock svcc3d |
| Legend. I need me one of these |
| I was a bartender, now I own a boat. |
| one house, one spouse, no boat |
| It's astonishing how people don't wanna die of high cholesterol anymore. |
| djina |
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| Got ghosted by a date (religious girl) who claimed to value openness, honesty and empathy more than anything\n\n🤨 |
| Poet going to 12 was my bet but beyond that is just insane territory. Its also funny that it worked -only- becouse my dd wasnt thourough enough. Had i dug a little more, the bet wouldnt have happened to begin with. Then it turned into this frankenstein short squeeze, prolly cuz i sold some leaps (which i hastily got out of) and whichever asshat has been front running my shit likely sold hella leaps too. So here we are. |
| MSFT our time is coming, take as long as you need. I’ll wait for you 🫶 |
| Where do I buy calls on shiller ratio |
| i just want RDDT at 500 😞 |
| Things going too smoothly with China right now. I'll be buying rare earths tomorrow in anticipation of a stumbling block or worse in negotiations. |
| What are some cool things to do in Tijuana |
| BEARZ DED |
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| Break Out Another Thousand |
| Are you AI |
| All my covered calls fucked me in the ass so hard |
| NVIDIA ripping.... And potential rival ripping at the same time 😂 |
| I bought POET this morning at 19.80 and set a limit sell for 20.80. In the last hour of the day I didn’t think it would reach that pre closing so I left it, it sold at 3:59pm and price is now over 25 after hours lol |
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| MU pumps form 200 to 800 and it then it dumps 3% and yall are liquidated? WSBs really is just a bunch of retards huh |
| lol |
| Full port spy calls at open. Diamond hands to top. |
| What did you do? |
| Get some PAPL calls while you're at it. Pinapple belongs on pizza... |
| QQQ YTD: 17.20% \nCostCo YTD: 20.75%\n\nwhy even bother with tech stocks |
| WHAT THE HELL DID POET DO ,FOR THIS CRAZY PUMP |
| Yeah you have to fill out a bunch of questionnaires with your broker then request to buy it. I asked for 10, received one, and sold it for 99% gain a few minutes after it started trading. |
| amat cbrs sndk mu all shitting the bed.. |
| Who bought $POET calls🙋♂️ |
| Come out to the dumpsters for your spit roast comrade |
| I just want to be able to afford time off work to enjoy a boat 🙁 |
| There actually isn't a metric by which market isn't over stretched right now |
| Not a great investment I guess |
| Dated March 10 2026 lmao 🤌🏼\n\nOP trying to pump his calls |
| Bots have killed reddit. Whos upvoting this llm slop |
| These NASA puts are hurting my dinner plans |
| Work benefits be goin crazy |
| decimation of Bers (to be continued!) |
| It’s above 25 now |
| I had 80x 13C that I got on Monday. Bought for 5k; sold for 13k. Might be worth 100k tomorrow. |
| 490% overall is wild grats |
| wait how do memory solutions help ai exactly |
| Yes, also 1/3 of the economy grows by 10% and 1/3 of it plunges into global recession. |
| Eh it was a meme then but they have great footing to receive this AI influx right now |
| I just want to be able to afford a boat 🙁 |
| *haiku scribbling intensifies* |
| Hey, I sent you a dm. It would mean the world to me if you take a moment to answer it please. 🥺 Its a brief question about my portfolio plsssss |
| Except she’s not, pure inbred |
| Whose funny? |
| TDIC going back to $30 a share tmrw |
| Sell and then pull 10k for taxes… |
| Wait cerebras is actually valued at 100b?? lol, if that's the case then micron is a 10t company and nvdia should be at 30t. Bubbles all around, would be zero shocked if nasdaq dropped 50% from now till year end. |
| At least she’s authentic |
| Im due for a loss, up 2300% in the past week from yoloing nvidia |
| 23 got a mortgage the fhell |
| I got fucked on both Netflix puts and calls. I truly am a regard. |
| And your mothers your cousin |
| The sun set |
| Just advise them in a serviceable manner and you’ll be fine 😊 trust yourself |
| I full ported it at $76 yesterday so had to take the gains. Definitely bullish on it just 6% jump in a day was nutty and wouldn’t be shocked if there’s a pull back tomorrow with it being Jps last day. |
| Lmao true |
| The Truth Come Out: Does Bruno Mars Is Gay? |
| can't believe i was a Poet community member since october pump and dump just to sell at 14...lucky i revenge chased a little with Poel today i guess |
| i can already taste it 🤤 |
| One of us! One of us! |
| u gonna make a bag tomorrow |
| Their EPS miss was due to accounting requirements with the JV, their cash position actually increased $10m. I hold 3010 shares hoping to buy more. I sold CCs into earnings (~avg move on earnings is negative and insane spread) and made ~$750 in premiums from regards paying the ask. Probably will use that cash for more shares |
| I pray earnings were a super beat |
| We have almost the same contracts. Realistically I wonder if we should sell tho... |
| I'd hazard a guess that he thinks it won't go much higher or he wouldn't have closed his call position. |
| So SpaceX getting listed next month? Is the top in now? |
| What is POET up to? |
| Drink everytime you read “POET” |
| Same, $50K of contracts expired in Feb 🤡 |
| FIG with the double beat!!! can't wait to see what she does tomorrow! crushed it this week between inod, nbis, arbe, mobx, eose, poet and now fig. best week of my life in the market tbh |
| Is it good? |
| Solid strat. |
| The key is to sell people a bunch of useless shit they can't afford. |
| poet is lasers. lasers r cool. calls. |
| Messed up bad. Real bad. I deserve a roast. |
| Amat is either going to be $490 or $400 tmr |
| This will look good for my portfolio 😏 |
| Your mothers inauthentic |
| Options FOMO will fuck you so hard, you made the right call |
| Don’t get too greedy 🤡 |
| if the cheeto piled in eariler this year, he gotta get his cut before rug pull. |
| How do people hold through life changing money. My account hit 225k with RKLB and I decided to trim heavily 😭 |
| Jesus christ POET won't stop |
| Because the market has long term psychological damage from decades of dumpster fires with whack berry |
| That sounds like the perfect excuse to head to Mallorca! |
| Figma $25 tomorrow |
| Anyone looked at $ARKVX for direct exposure to SpaceX ipo? |
| True maybe hes saving the tweet for friday once he loads up on 0 dte calls |
| >insert ber joke here\n\n#LMAO🤌 |
| How high you think rally gonna go |
| This POET move is obvious margin calling. Going to drop like a rock whenever this clearinghouse runs of shorts to liquidate |
| About fucking time |
| Yeah, I think they are #1 trading app in the future. They had a crazy 2024 into 2025, so expected the pullback. But eventually their will be a rotation back into it. Whether it be HOOD, SOFI, etc. |
| The world is ending! |
| Puts on your puts |
| 😉☝️ |
| $22 |
| 🥭 just posted a banger |
| You’ll do fine buddy don’t overthink it |
| Do as I say, not as I do. |
| Want to hear more, Im actually in the same goal right now even our starting cash is almost the same and started end of last week, but doing catalyst trading, we are pretty similar even in gains. Will send you a PM. |
| What did he post??? |
| Oh, that’s not good |
| I'm new to trading SPY and I just realized why my gains were so much bigger last week, I was trading SPXW |
| Closed my POET calls today. I always follow my rules and that's how I win on this shit.\n\nBut damn it sucks to see it continue to rip 😂😂 |
| Shiller thing, Buffett thing all scream hot. Prolly a cooldown on its way.\n\nIt seems like Shiller's actual point was that things get dicey when the markets become too connected with emotions and vibe trading. Makes sense. |
| Yeah if it does something comprehensible it's lame boomer shit |
| He can pardon himself though so… |
| Even fucking Cisco Systems manages to trigger a bear-destroying rally LMAO 🤣 |
| It’s desperation, and inauthentic |
| Bruh, it is up to.14 cents in AH lol |
| Sending you a DM so I don't lose your username 😅 thanks man! |
| \+2% melt up tomorrow |
| ORCL, NOW, ADBE, WDAY - software stocks go Brrrrr then? |
| ONDS AND QIMC |
| Banks didnt let retail have any fun on CBRS. What a no-fun IPO |
| I bought 15 $30 calls for $18 each today. Good luck if you did similar pal. I fucked up not buying enough and being a bitch. Fuck I should have bought so many more but it dropped to almost nothing again |
| Plays for tomorrow? I will likely continue round tripping trades back to my entry price 👌 |
| RIP as in its gonna RIP u a new hole |
| Stocks don’t just go up 20-60% day after day. It’s a stupid amount of sd’s above the upper bollinger band on every timeframe. It will fall hard, probs soon |
| You got this |
| If your plays have longer than a 3-day shelf life, you don't belong here |
| 🥭 has been activated |
| has anyone looked at the [Shiller PE Ratio](https://www.multpl.com/shiller-pe) for the S&P500 recently? 🤣 |
| Yes! |
| Crystal (meth) ball says, “Signs point to yes.” |
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| Poet short squeeze still has to happen. Poet calls tomorrow??? |
| https://preview.redd.it/aopb5xp8b61h1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f502a8d0f14feffd9e626b82524b41a949fd295d |
| Everyone hop on the AI hype train!\n\nalllBirds goes AI!\nFord goes AI!\nPoet goes AI!\n\n\nWe ALL GO AI!! |
| POET goin dumb on ‘em!\n\n72% in a day! |
| This is nothing but luck. Dont act like you actually did anything right. |
| Hi my name is Gee LeBer Semansack and sold naked calls on NVDA, will I be ok? |
| Fat fingered 8k into POET 21 5/15 30 secs before close. Tried to full port it with 12k more and couldn't get it off on time. Even when I win, I lose. |
| computar, make all my red ones green and make all the bers super gay and kiss. |
| The “buy the most retarded shit you can find” strategy is making a lot of millionaires this week |
| he's been awfully quiet. when little boys go quiet we know they are up to something. big mess incoming. |
| BS |
| Send me a video, will ya? |
| Trust the process! Earnings were solid. |
| It is. |
| Francis Bacon was The Poet. Thank him. |
| Sell and put on Boglehead |
| I’m going |
| It's opex nibba |
| Bought some calls earlier a couple of weeks out |
| BlackBerry announced stock buybacks, positive cash flow, deal with nvdia, software being used in every car manufacturer earning almost a billion in royalties this year. Tell me why there isn’t more hype about this?!? |
| It was a call option for a price well beyond nvidias ATH when nvidia was low, and it was very otm and IV hadn’t quite expanded for earnings yet. Which was basically the whole thesis was earnings run up + IV expansion = 2-3x profit. When I saw nvidia just straight running I decided fuck it I’m not gonna sell |
| Poet and fcel both been watching em for 3 weeks, neither did I get calls. I just love that so much! |
| Fuck your goddamn "ice cream social". |
| Idt that’s the right way to look at it - cerebras’ stuff works around this w redundancies (more cores, etc)\n\nThe issue is it’s super expensive and while it can serve some workloads more efficiently than other chips, whether these workloads will command a premium (to basically compensate for the high tco of owning these chips) is the tough part |
| Dude sell 3 of them. Lock in some gains and ride the rest anywhere. I’ve made this mistake too many times. I’m sure you have as well. |
| made a couple hundred off the one measly share sofi decided to give me lmfao |
| may all diamond hands be rewarded with the fattest face ripper gap up at market open tmr |
| Fuck u |
| https://preview.redd.it/qo60aptxa61h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a0b7c75f0ca01da95e9f3d0955de8db27967e1\n\nChecked my old account. Not so lucky |
| I bought the dip lmao |
| Yeah, the number of new millionaires this stock made in the last year makes me mad... at myself for not buying just after the IPO. |
| There's only one strat: go all in, and if I crash, go all in even more |
| They said AI training on Reddit is a great idea. |
| First day as a Service Advisor tomorrow, I’m nervous asf |
| You sold at the bottom because of margin calls and tax bills though—you had no choice |
| Revamps doing a lot work in the headline. |
| Up 130% this week. |
| Wish the fucking stock would complement that. Get this bitch back to $25 by the morning. |
| Fuck you assmuncher |
| $100 billion valuation for $510 million TTM. That’s 196 P/S |
| Hoping $AMAT after hours jump & dump wont be repeated tomorrow |
| i’m about to start placing my own bids to artificially inflate the “price” of these options a year out |
| years\* |
| 🤓 that would be more plankton like behaviour, fish are capable of going against the flow 🤓 |
| Taking your initial, yes. It's not rocket science 🚀 |
| How many 0DTE's in his portfolio? |
| Praying for $LITE next week Nasdaq inclusion to drive it to $100 billion |
| HOLY CRAP MANGO DADDY IS FILLING ME UP TODAY!!!! IM SO HAPPY!!!!!! |
| Holding calls over the weekend is the move |
| No calls cause shorts are gonna get squeezed |
| spy 800, I have spoken. |
| What stocks do you buy? |
| I need some Europoor to go to northern Spain in August this year and enjoy the total solar eclipse on my behalf. \n\nI just came to know that I won't be able to make it and my dreams are absolutely shattered. 😭😭😭 |
| It’s not like he just took some of these CEO’s on a government trip to China or anything. |
| https://preview.redd.it/akluuf4qa61h1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=191c56b78b94676987fb30d02823b2cdb508510d |
| ? |
| FRVO already up 10% from IPO yesterday. It’s got legs going to run.\n\nGeothermal anywhere, 7b pipeline, future capacity already sold out |
| rest in peace brother. you gonna average down or close the trade? |
| I forgot to buy POET puts and that might actually have been for the best |
| I mean, man. POET is creating generational cope right now. Can’t remember seeing more cope in my entire life. |