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| WE R GOING TO GAPE 🌈🐻 MAKE THEIR ANOOS BLEED WITH OUR MASSIVE BULL COKS AND OUR GRINCH GREEN CALLS 📈📈 |
| Printer is coming |
| If wendys isn't hiring try Arby's. We have the meat |
| Trump to announce war tonight? |
| It's not about that. You can increase supply easily. It's a competitive market. Prices will plummet again. |
| Can Nvidia go up 10% tomorrow pls. |
| These are the kinds of posts I've been begging for since dishing entered the white house. Look at what you regards signed up for. |
| mods |
| The market is up 11% this year which is better then normal. If you lost money this year you need to reconsider your investing strategy. |
| Damn u should made out like a bandit on Liberation Day\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/oqg18ux3cu7g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=007843a67700d4653c0235c410f1d471f950024a |
| IEATASS more accurate |
| Preach. The simple answer for unemployed people is to get a job. What’s the big deal? 💅🧐 |
| Look at FIH.com to find businesses to buy |
| Lots of crying in the casino and we're not even more than 3% from ATH |
| What one? |
| When was Christmas as good time for markets. When. |
| They called him Sleepy Joe because we all slept better when he was at the helm. |
| Won’t call it war. Thats war 101 in 2025. |
| Will my amzn $300c for 1/16 print or am I fuked? For reference my average is .49 and they’re currently at .06 🤡🤡 and I have 500 of them |
| Mods! Pin this one |
| Assuming everyone is poorer than you is something a retard would do |
| Everyone got their cheeks sore? |
| What? They took your job too? How smooth was the transition? |
| Bers lack critical thinking skills and proper hygiene |
| So whatever happened to finding gold at fort knox or acquiring Greenland or invading Canada or Panama. Did we just move on |
| Imagine buying puts after such a dramatic sell off lmao |
| I remember seeing that one post with all the crybabies getting mad and absolutely losing their shit over gambling losses. Certain people can’t handle it all |
| Krampus rally in full effect I see |
| But still can’t stay above $40. Zoom out and that turd is down 29% past 5 years. It will be back $30 in 2026. |
| MSTR dropped "Micro" from their name and proceeded to dump -60% |
| The post yesterday about the guy that lost 800k |
| It's easier to make money when the people in charge aren't stealing your money thru blatant market manipulation. |
| Grow up dude. |
| Wait fr |
| Your |
| Maybe they should get a job |
| The entire market was going in a down trend and your buying calls. |
| He is with your grandma as we speak |
| he said AI multiple times fyi |
| I got 300c one month out - it would be crazy if it hits |
| If Google hits 320 by Christmas I’ll film myself eating dog shit with a smile. |
| "Congrats MU, can you please talk abou-"\n\n"No." |
| Dont worry guys they offered to send me some of their hair so its safe |
| Finally back to levels seen a decade ago! |
| Good job? The price was 238 yesterday in after hours 🤣😂 basically, back to flat then 🤣😂😂🤣😂 |
| God i hope so |
| coin 275 calls have a chance |
| The “banks create debt” term is a simplistic bromide that obscures their real fiduciary obligations. |
| There will be winners and there will be very very big losers. This sector especially is cyclic |
| >❌ **Bad email intro:** \n>*”I hope this email finds you well.”* ✍️ \n✅ **Good email intro:** \n>*”I hope this email finds you jacked to the tits.”* ✍️ |
| Life goes on u learned something you will recover |
| Yeah but clout. |
| 🫂 |
| “The Golden Age\n\n@byHeatherLong\nThe US economy is in a hiring recession.\n\nAlmost no jobs have been added since April. \nWage gains are slowing.\n710,000 more people are unemployed now versus November 2024” |
| Worst year of your life? The nasdaq is up 17.5% ytd, the S&P 500 is up 14% ytd. Did you invest in 2022? The Nasdaq was down 33% and S&P was down 18%. |
| i've lost count of the mods attempts to monetize the sub\n\nbut this one might work |
| That's because of the cyclicality of the PC and other markets, those days are over, the demand for memory will never slow down, maybe for decades. |
| 🌽is going down another 90% so there is a market for it on the short side |
| What the hell are you talking about...how are you down in a bull market? This was my best year bar none. |
| Went from 80K to 20K in 2 weeks. Someone show me worse numbers |
| If MU had earnings a month back it would be up 20% |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Nah I think it’s gonna be mostly about affordability and why the economy is actually super dope rn. A little talk on the return of “common sense” policies/ death of woke, crime, immigration and how trump is totally handling international trade/ affairs incredibly and everyone in the world wants to be America. |
| All the stocks up after hours apart google that son of a bitxh |
| Had to toss that in for a laugh, but honestly they've done decent for me. Planning to get out of them in the next couple of years though. |
| 💯 he is v retard 💯 |
| Will Kyle’s mom strike Gaza and destroy a Palestinian hospital? |
| Amazing offload opportunity tomorrow |
| Why. When new supply comes online those earnings will disappear. |
| They better lock the RAM in Fort Knox |
| When it hits $100 it will wind up back at &20 in a flash. |
| MU had blockbuster revenue and still lower than what it was a week back! |
| I’m lovin’ it. That’s my catchphrase |
| Please Micron… make all our ports macro hard |
| CRM is at 14x and it does 10-12% growth |
| No it’s a Christmas massage about how good he is. \n \nHe’s negotiating with Maduro, he won’t show his hand |
| No |
| I’m up like 14% YTD…? |
| I haven’t looked in a month but VTSAX was +19% ytd. |
| Wrong across the board |
| From $200k unrealized gain to barely $80k since Oct.. amazing..it like burning your $ to keep warm in the winter. |
| The emperor has no clothes and we bathe in the blood of our former champions. RIP in peas 🫛 |
| If I moved all my money to mag7, I would have gained 20%. But nope , |
| Yeah me too… me too lol |
| What are you gonna do with that $136? |
| That's an insult to casinos, at least there you can know the odds and you're sure there house isn't gonna manipulate the cards to make you lose |
| That yahoo headline is ominous |
| This has to change. 14x is ridiculous for this earnings |
| yes |
| I think ppl who lived through bush years remember and see the exact same playbook playing out. Younger gens are too dumb imho |
| My tin foil hat opinion is that the drug boat operation is a smoke and mirror distraction. It's to keep the media distracted and an excuse for military personnel to be in the region who can provide support for the actual covert CIA operations in the region. |
| Shhhhhhhhh |
| Yeah he alright |
| MU breaking that opening high is insanely bullish |
| https://preview.redd.it/rkp94xd9bu7g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b6e2451df58bbe39e238d095595ea36dadef7fe |
| u/zjz is the goat that verified trade app is sick |
| R u retarded? |
| Its average pe ratio over the last decade has been like 14x |
| I am gambling in this market for one reason, and one reason only, to afford a Margot Robbie look-alike robot girlfriend that will never have a headache, never have a period, will always be ready to bang, and will never make an insensitive comment about my balding head or small penis. |
| Gma is still kicking, so no inheritance to punt yet. That was all money that I Scrooged away for the last 10 years. |
| Well when the rival competor is part owned by hedgefunds, its an uphill battle out the gate. They need to fix their freaking app. Havnt used it much becasue I cant adjust candle height in certain time frames its annoying. Until they get their crap cleaned up and in prestine condition. Then more ppl will use it, and maybe see more profits. Ima averaged around 10-11. 100 shares, 1 leap for 35 jan 2027, cuz im small street bets |
| Selling everything tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/kscexj84bu7g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be08d483667bd3f7081858df979c0c36004b48b6 |
| AI trade is back! |
| My fave Zevon track is Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner, but Werewolves in London is a close second. |
| Ive been doing this now for 3 months trading options. What i can say is this - the so called double baggers just do not happen. Period. Paper trading does not do any of this justice becouse its not real. Ive seen double baggers happen but theyre tiny little wacko positions that look fabricated (like some fake person did it). Truth is even one person holding onto a strike its just never going anywhere. You might be thinking "pshh one person cant control the market" but thats the thing, options arent commonly traded at all. You could quite litterally be one of the last 3 people holding a spy weekly at any given moment. Crazy right? |
| You got that MU money eh |
| GOOGL actually looks cheap now |
| surprised pickachu face |
| MU more like Goatu |
| Just upgraded to large fries without even checking the bank. This is rich lifestyle |
| Welcome to the club buddy, I am one of the club executives |
| So that’s how they do it |
| Great song |
| If he doesn’t I will |
| Talk to me as you would to a dog or a small child. |
| Lmfaoooo |
| Goddammit I hate the auto translate function reddit has now. It was funnier in Spanish. |
| Double down tomorrow |
| Thats a shame, anyway, whats the side hustle? |
| OP doesn’t like the 2% discount on stocks and probably didnt buy |
| SPY calls are expensive for tomorrow. Does that mean we pump? |
| Its not a laundry pile\n\n\n## Its a Strategic Apparel Reserve! 😤 |
| Rip my qqq puts |
| Yeah, your fucked if you bought monday for 260. |
| Will MU save tomorrow’s market? |
| Good for you, bro |
| Imagine a world where tsla is bankrupt 🌞🌄 |
| You usually don't see copper pumping like this into a recession |
| You forgot: crushed earnings report = position dump. Because nothing makes sense anymore. |
| literally ath this year and this mf says worst year in his life. a true dumb mf |
| If the market dips on Christmas I will buy a BYD\n\nYou have been warned, America |
| As much as I dislike COIN (mainly because of fees) the numbers are interesting as I think many believe there’s no market for 🌽. |
| There is no AI bubble |
| Do we really think 🥭 is announcing war against Venezuela tonight? |
| You have a point. I don't know what people are talking about half the time here but still somehow talked myself into buying bed bath and beyond shares. It was only a few though and I learned my lesson. |
| A reminder than MU at 300 will be 17x PE. This shit can run to 350 and still be cheap |
| yea fair but genuinely what u think about IREN long term? |
| Someone explain to Einstein here how options work |
| AVGO non ai margins are flat and they’re guiding lower margins in high end shit |
| Copied the Fed's playbook |
| OK, it’s bad, but it’s not THAT bad. Jfc lol |
| Opposite. This guy watches the markets more than any other pres in history |
| Here's the price differential between January and March the past 20 years, about 67% of the time it's a winner.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/kmby0otoau7g1.png?width=599&format=png&auto=webp&s=aec2243443dbe1cd82c98eb21369875015c400be |
| All while tesler gains 5% per day non stop. |
| > Portfolio trading is now roughly 10% of reported TRACE volume in US IG, and that shift has disproportionately benefited Tradeweb.\n\nSource about this having benefited disproportionately Tradeweb? Not saying you’re wrong, genuinely interested.\n\nI much prefer trading portfolios on BBG, and I would say by gut feeling I see more of them coming through BBG vs Tradeweb. But I don’t do US IG, and to be fair I haven’t really looked into the numbers as it doesn’t really affect me that much as I can receive portfolios through all three platforms.\n\n> MarketAxess is structurally exposed to credit only.\n\nVery true. I guess my experience is biased as I trade credit.\n\nI see your thesis in Tradeweb to be fair, if I was trading single stocks I would probably look into it more seriously. |
| NVDA/AMD tmw if MU hold overnight: +2% |
| But who told you it’s alright for the banks to pretty much infinitely create debt while not being acceptable for a real business if the business is able to make profit?\nAnd it’s somehow amazing for the banks and financial institutions to operate on the circular scheme, yet it’s unacceptable for a real business? |
| Dollar devalued 14% this year |
| This dip was a gift, a gift from the foes of Mordor. |
| Has MU fixed the market |
| MU I’m happy for you, but you fooked the RAM market by exiting out. 😡 |
| it was fake, to begin with |
| just wanted to let you guys know, that my nvda call option will expire worthless |
| Already? It barely started |
| You know that film the big short and that scene where Michael Berry is all annoyed that nothing makes sense... remember what the moral of that scene was? And look at who is in charge of the US... |
| WASTE |
| Bum |
| As someone who has an economics degree and actually follows this shit, I genuinely cannot fucking believe this hasn’t happened any sooner. |
| EPSTEIN OUT ELON OUT JENSEN OUT LARRY OUT \n\nMICRON MANGOS NEW BEST FRIEND |
| It should be real those - the numbers were amazing |
| THEY DIDNT BELIEVE IN MU. GOD DID. |
| Avgo had better margins on as big as a beat as mu. Why does this one stick? |
| Mu 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Ooo back to... Monday's price 🤣 |
| no way, transferring all my money from robinhood to coinbase! said no one ever |
| Fuckk you MU |
| This is overall the best year in quite awhile. Stop trying to gamble, just ride the S&P. |
| Market is trying to signal to me that my portfolio is biggest bag of odorous excrement ever assembled in the history of capitalism. |
| 😳 |
| Didn’t sell. I might be omega fukd |
| Told you this MU temporary fade was a dip to gobble. This shit is gonna absolutely fly |
| Wow look at you thinking Muslims don't deserve santas present. I know he's skipping your house |
| Just a quick reminder, Biden's policies, though sometimes flawed, followed what most Dem POTUS do; they grow the economy and provide stability. The stock market is not the economy, but it sure does better with a little predictability and positive long-term outlook. It ain't rocket science.\n\nD J T thrives on instability and corruption. "normal" people, and the market do not respond well to his style of breaks things and punish your enemies with no actual plan, to fix them after. |
| Trendlines are supposed to look like a dead person right? |
| Yes, lost 50% at least today |
| https://preview.redd.it/cp39ucfzau7g1.jpeg?width=685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=532b8f013be6e5094c7e8d9e6522693a31e34949 |
| Mango told me he'd say "great time to buy" and walk off the podium |
| dipsy doodle dumps are part of the ride |
| Probably just market makers taking every last penny |
| If CPI comes cool then we rally or there's nothing to help this shitty market |
| What’d he say haha |
| He guhed today for sure |
| AwOOOOO werewolves in Venezuela |
| Time ppl realise it’s all part of a bigger scheme and market manipulation … |
| This is a great breakdown. Good luck man.\n\nAs an aside, I’ve smoked 110 darts since market open Monday. |
| I hope the market goes down 25% |
| Please just mega green open tmrw one time |
| Fortunately having a high risk tolerance and a gambling addition hadn't negatively impact my work too much, only my savings. |
| That would be Armageddon |
| When market dumps = sell\n\nWhen market pumps = sell\n\nWhen portfolio is empty = use tears as lube at wankbank |
| 🥭 will never say anything bullish again, it’s over |
| Also tariff and trade policy that makes zero sense to 95% of Economists and business school professors. |
| MU blowout guidance, these are god-tier numbers:\n\n- Q2 EPS $8.42 vs $4.71 estimate \n\n- Q2 revenue $18.7 billion vs $14.3 billion estimate |
| Money is on ONTO for February 5th. |
| Made 6.66% percent today. Thanks Satan. |
| I've been busy today and I'm not going to log into my brokerage account to see what happened.\n\nSchrödinger's losses. |
| or just buy every month and stop trying to predict market timing |
| Spy to 550 confirmed |
| https://preview.redd.it/mzfsg8bbau7g1.jpeg?width=661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcc07afab624552d961fa084f739597e2f3e965d\n\nWhich market are you looking at? It is way up compared to the previous 4 years. |
| The one time I score an earnings I only buy one contract |
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| Update please. You have been azz ducked today right? |
| True. It's rigged by the house but the average person keeps playing for some reason |
| Never bro... one thing is losing your own money, it's a whole different beast losing money you don't have |
| Question; how much did you start with? Did you see progress before this happened? |
| Fuck I spent $200 on Micron puts. That's after I did AVGO call last week which is worthless\n\nMake AI bubble make sense |
| michael saylor is going to crash the market again |
| 🎵 🐮 🎵\n\nMU TANG CLAN |
| They won’t be needed once AI race is over. Straight to bankruptcy |
| Those andrew tate’s gen z fan boys are gonna come home from a Venezuela in a box. |
| NVDA when ORCL shits the bed: -6%\n\nNVDA when MU starts its own religion: +0.2%\n\nNVDA when MU profit taking happens tomorrow: -10% |
| Great guide! |
| Worst inflation, fastest dollar devaluation and regards think the last few years were a normal market lol |
| I guess Trump will give away some money for poor plebs for Christmas, and that will start a Santa rally. That Santa rally will be awesome and huge. But will end abruptly after BOJ rate decision. |
| That's like a 13% year for spy. Nothing to complain about |
| Not so much |
| The way silver has been increasing, it’s starting to make me believe there are lots of werewolves in Venezuela. |
| the market is a joke. shit is not real and should be completely outlawed. was always just for rich people. |
| Why invest trillions into ai if it's getting more and more efficient and uses less compute?\nAlso why invest into GPUs at all if google can achieve superior models, use less electricity, while using ASICs? |
| It’s only real until 930am tomorrow. |
| Elon ducked Sergei’s wife and they got divorced then she ran as VP with RFK JR \n\nAnd that’s why measles is back and we’re all going to die |
| God let me wake up to +%2 NVDA |
| lietrally no one did that |
| Totally isn't like a major security risk or anything\n\nCalls on WSB |
| Is this Santa in the room with us? |
| Romantic robots with a monthly subscription will be the first $5 trillion company |
| Inverse me then |
| There's more to life~ |
| This was a certified raping |
| Holy shit |
| The market is at all time highs my brother.. just invest in S&P 500. I just crossed the $1 million mark due to the endless rally we’re having. |
| That's when I started, too! It's been a Learning Experience (tm). |
| Holy is this pump actually staying |
| mu bers gettin butts ripped after hours |
| My XOM and TLRY calls are expiring this week 🥭 carry me to Valhalla |
| If you don't like that, you don't like democratization |
| Look on the bright side Gen Z. Venezuela isn’t that far of a plane ride away. |
| The latter will bring romantic robots to market first |
| Nice |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| AVGO non-ai margin is guided to be flat and their top end margin will drop as they produce higher end chips. Fukn retard. |
| Sell now. It will go back down. |
| He's supposed to talk about this year's accomplishments and what policy will be like going forward... I guess? |
| yes |
| But 🥭 will announce a war tonight |
| Look at it this way, at least you’re not a nebius baggie (unless you are, then you’re going to 0). |
| I swear some delusional bers actually commented on how micron would MISS earnings and not beat the shit out of it |
| I'm retarded, so don't listen to me, but I have a feeling whatever 🥭 has brewing in his Depends for his speech tonight will not be good for the market, regardless of ticker.\n\nEdit: when's the expiry? |
| Calls still going have some hopium |
| #GEN Zers BE LIKE OMGGGG CHAT I AM COOKEEDDDD THIS LITTTT SLAYY BET SO MID NO CAP SPY SUCH SIMP |
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| Bro 😂 |
| And chance? |
| What are you talking about???? Indicies are at all time highs!!!! How are you not making money????!!!! |
| 95% of my comments are just me shitposting to pass the time in this terrible market. It’s a joke |
| Oil rebounds after Trump orders Venezuela oil tanker blockade -CNBC…..makes perfect sense |
| And then the tojos show up. |
| See what youre all missing is how unrealized losses are actually a pay-for-play deal. As the loss grows, its okay becouse mentally youre fine. Paying for peace of mind. Realizing the losses would end the subscription and youd end up in a very bad situation (mentally). Mental health > financial health. |
| Lisa Su is just too sexy sorry |
| mu pump hard ai trade is back |
| You all could have voted for Biden but it was funnier to vote for a pedophile... |
| The announcement tonight: “my fellow Americans… bers are fucked. The US is buying NVDA. Goodnight” |
| To over a overleveraged motherfucker |
| Christmas wishlist for this week -\n\n1.) Tesla 400\n2.) Carvana 400\n3.) QQQ 550 |
| Enjoy ur $1000 port gains 😂 |
| This girl didn’t get the memo. Halloween is over and still wearing a nurse costume. It’s not even the sexy type. Looks like she stole it from a hospital |
| It's a risk off market. Sell into strength |
| I picked up 725 shares of AMD |
| Micron pump isn’t real I don’t fucking believe you |
| Super change |
| Rather catch just a portion of the returns than to catch an AVGO post-earnings dump to the face. |
| Yes |
| Unless you lose your ability to make an income you’ll be ok. Maybe trading isn’t for you, but you’ll be ok. |
| It’s over guys |
| People here were buying and saying it was the next NVDA after its +50% day. |
| Ai is already taking my order at my local Wendy’s, fast food workers are already cooked by ai |
| WHERE THE MICRON DOUBTERS AT |
| This will hit 1Mil by ending of 2026. |
| Margin |
| This is the time to be accumulating cash waiting for opportunity and using that cash for stocks not options. The market was at complete odds with many economic indicators since tariffs. Not to mention valuations that weren't making sense. Now with pressure to lower interest rates and rising inflation, job cuts, etc. there will be a correction. All this in my opinion. |
| goldman is a SIFI that goes through a ridiculous amount of stress testing. oracle is not lol. |
| My avgo calls have a chance? I’m down 50% |
| Fortunately our groceries are also priced in monopoly money! |
| Does gemini do code reviews and create pull requests to github? I didn't think it could |
| bro is congratulating the company 🥀 |
| That’s honestly how I feel lol |
| Only ai bubble if it benefits the hedgefunds dumping everything |
| If you are mad at market it’s usually a bad sign. |
| After MU earnings and low CPI inflation we rebound like today never happened |
| At this point, market is basically assuming that companies will break these contracts and pull back on investment, or that financing will be impossible for these firms. That may be true for some, but it is not for NBIS and IREN. Those two are getting lumped in the ORCL and CRWV. |
| ORCL: "NUH UH WE SWEAR!" |
| No cash left to buy any fuckin dips ... we just surrender and watch from the sidelines |
| Remember that time everyone acted like ORCL was part of the AI race |
| Polymarket |
| Its a service |
| Bro still has active contracts 🤣🤣 |
| Tonights announcement: weed legal and Joe Rogan leading the land invasion of S. America |
| MU only up 6% after beating expectations by double ??? Whereas we have f*** a** test Tesla here, going 10% up in a week from hopes and dreams |
| RTARD |
| Listening to the QnA for micron, lmao these guys were muted |
| I’m legitimately going to need to place one, one trade only and STICK with it tomorrow to try and recoup my losses. Knowing me, it’ll be wrong, so I’m instead just not gonna trade tomorrow. |
| I prefer it my way. |
| May as well put it all on black. No red. No black. |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry is listening to Take A Look Around by Limp Bizkit and just silenced a phone call from Jensen Huang |
| Have you considered margin to get it back? |
| Google execs are retards |
| This honestly reads like corporate cope. |
| Same. Been my my best year since 2019 |
| it's already dead lol |
| I unironically think AI is the future |
| Imagine connecting your broker to a random app made by a random Reddit mod |
| It’s gonna end this year at 670. Such a meme market |
| Until the next gen robots are released in 5 years, and we'll be ordering contractors like uber eat |
| I’m there with you . 19k shares at 9.40 ish and holding . I will bag hold because it’s what I do . |
| no one gives af because everyone knew they were gonna add it but robinhood and polymarket already exist |
| The s&p is literally down 3%…you can’t make 40% gains in the nasdaq and expect to be down 3% like the s&p |
| To make fun of your broke ass. Sell calls if youre gonna complain about a flat or declining market. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kds1qgl89u7g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09d17ae0e808c2e7974850139b3ea76ffdfd063a\n\nThis is just brutal man 😭 |
| I sold some csp's expiring 12/26 at strike price 8.6 too.. already had stocks for this company tho, i was planning on wheeling them. It just lowered my cost of entry |
| They'll just outlaw stairs to promote robotics |
| 🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀 |
| Really unqualified. |
| Neocloud/data center sell off is massively overdone and likely caused by the big guys who disagreed with the thesis/missed the run up until mag 7 started lining up tons of contracts. IREN, CIFR, etc should start to bottom soon, institutional holdings have skyrocketed the past few months while the prices get crushed. |
| Was this COIN crowd paid to clap? They’re down 30% this year but clapping after almost every sentence. |
| lol that ballroom is being funded privately, not by taxpayers like previous presidents did. |
| Just one more data center bro, then AI will really take off bro. Pinky promise! |
| Unless… |
| Nike been holding up better than market pre earnings 🤔 |
| Just fyi for any regular people, this is a very dumb argument. Two comedians who go to each other's show are still net zero, but GDP grows because both provided a service and both got a comedy show |
| Your money is in heaven now. |
| D0005h |
| MANN cmon, pls it shouldnt i want it to get back to 45 atleast |
| Crude going full regarded. If usa starts a war with venezuela it will last about 10 minutes befere winning and then they will dump all that oil to the market. We might actually see oil at 40 next year. |
| Google top executives are cucks |
| Someone finally bought time. What a chad! 🍻 |
| Actually Indian |
| Biden wasnt asleep.\n\nHe actually had real economists informing his policy and did not work to weaken the dollar, lessen the power of the United States, alienate our economic allies, or kowtow to big tech psychos.\n\nYou get what you vote for. |
| Somehow still beating spy by a large margin this year. Thankfully there's still time to crater my port. |
| Will you be paying all your debt before taking more risks? |
| Elon "i throw ball up, ball come down. It's physics!" |
| Well, those words are anagrams after all. |
| He finely got his make up done |
| Don't get me started on long term reasons... It's like everyone here is blind to the fact that unemployment just went up .2% (and is the highest that it's been in 4 years), and that banking reserves are the lowest that they've been in 5, etc... |
| coin event is either priced in or no one gives a fuck about it |
| -10% premarket tomorrow |
| Oh, I see it plain as day. No cope here other than my nightly gin has gone from one to two glasses. It's 2003 all over again, but turbo-retarded. The question is, will any of our elected representatives do anything about it? \n\n\n(My Senators' staffers now sigh bigly every time I call and state my name, because I call their offices at least once a week 🙃) |
| Fair point, competition is real. But I’d frame the dynamics a bit differently.\n\nMarketAxess monetised open trading very successfully, but that edge is narrowing. Algorithmic execution and auto-quoting are compressing its share in core credit, and portfolio trading was clearly underweighted for too long. Portfolio trading is now roughly 10% of reported TRACE volume in US IG, and that shift has disproportionately benefited Tradeweb. On top of that, MarketAxess is structurally exposed to credit only. No rates, no ETFs. That caps its ability to scale with broader electronification.\n\nTradeweb’s advantage is breadth. Rates, ETFs, credit, repo. When clients push more flow electronically, Tradeweb captures it across asset classes and workflows. That matters for scale, data, and pricing power over time.\n\nBloomberg is still a strong venue, but it’s no longer the default growth winner. Market share has clearly fragmented across Tradeweb, MarketAxess, ICE, and others. Bloomberg also has inherent tensions in its model: terminal revenues versus automation, trading fees versus data monetisation, neutrality versus control. Those conflicts slow decision-making.\n\nTradeweb is simpler. One core objective: maximize electronic trading flow. In infrastructure businesses, focus plus scale usually wins. |
| SHORT QUANTUM $QBTS $RGTI |
| Grab em by the precious |
| It's december, Santa wants his cut. |
| Tomorrow for sure after cpi |
| lol what kind of whiny shit is this\n\nmajor indices are up 12-16% this year, not our fault you’re a shit trader |
| https://preview.redd.it/pa8m6ac29u7g1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=571289f7488be689807b77637a17e6c7657f28a1 |
| U really think so senpai? The way ur bashing them, im really scared |
| Sorry , I have no sympathy when someone who has (had) enough money to change my life for the better *forever* and remove so many years of constant stress , decides to risk it all on a game of chance dressed up as a science. \n\nStocks and the roulette wheel , there is no difference. |
| Jim Cramer jizzing on a 700 call |
| Wants to make sure the kids can see it. |
| Of course. Their crypto play is dying fast |
| How about you shut up and sit down like a good boy for daddy orange cakes. My guess is he announces something that will actually make sense and we see spy 690 by 12/26. Last time he made this kind of announcement it was back in April and look where we at now |
| It did good but hasn't decided if that matters or not. |
| lol never noticed that |
| You could be short Abercrombie like me. That stock only goes up. Doubled since thanksgiving. |
| https://preview.redd.it/iwjghkf09u7g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a2d7c025193a566353f2d1b9dc143a64fd6201e |
| BoJ interest hike, Yen carry trade unwind |
| They can hardly walk up stairs. We've got time |
| End of December is usually the turning point, I've been shorting /BZ all month making a killing, you're not wrong that it's gotta turn around at some point...\n\nBefore you go buying options on futures I'd probably like to see a sign of the reversal instead of relying on hopium alone is the thing. :-)\n\nI will likely ride the long train with you once I can confirm the train's boarding the station. |
| Way too many of you bought 12/19 Googl $300 calls. Way, Way too many |
| Not yet |
| Buy calls on toilet paper manufacturers to take advantage of the dumps. |
| I'd be more worried about the lies they aren't willing to tell you. |
| Google top executives love Elon Musk: \n\nLarry Page: “Elon is one of the people who genuinely understands physics and applies it.” \n \nSergey Brin: “Elon is someone who thinks extremely deeply about hard technical problems.” \n \nEric Schmidt: “Elon is extremely smart. He thinks about problems at a fundamental physics level.” |
| The vampire squid on the face of humanity. |
| Long term capital gains Holmes |
| Lmfao thanks I needed that. |
| Check for tooth fillings |
| ORCL: “Our development partner, Related Digital, selected the best equity partner from a competitive group of options, which in this instance was not Blue Owl…final negotiations for their equity deal are moving forward on schedule and according to plan.”\n\nMarket is retarded LMAO |
| At this point, I just want my money back. |
| The robots are gonna take those jobs next |
| Ehhh, the world saw what happened to the South Korean workers at the Hyundai factory in Georgia. I don't think Japan is gonna want to send their guys over. |
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| !banbet NFLX 100 44d |
| EM YEWW |
| I’ve been adding on the way down. This IMO can go down to 40 if the market keeps selling off |
| selling all my physical silver to pay capital gains and reload my blood-red brokerage\n\nhard times require hard decisions |
| Tried to sleep the losses away\n\nDid micron shit the bed |
| Hedging? |
| 😭 |
| University has become such a joke, so many majors are absolutely useless and postgrad degrees even more so. Even within many STEM fields graduate degrees aren’t the way to more money. Only do a masters/PhD in fields like the sciences if you have a deep passion for the work and understand you’re getting financially shafted. |
| ORCL is going up 30% any minute by now. Ellison will put bigger growth rate in the spreadsheet. |
| He would say -\n\nCarmax is Failing and soon to be BANKRUPT. |
| >cheques\n\nHmmm 🤔 |
| Bro you still have $7k for hookers and c\*caine. Huge win in my book. |
| R3TA12D |
| lol you’re down what- 10% still? Well done sir! Almost at $1000 per share like you predicted! |
| I take back what i said this shit gon dump to like 645 in pre |
| if we don't have a Bank of Japan interest rate decision in 5h20min, we cooked and tank even further |
| Try Sportsbetting |
| Can we banbet war? |
| 20x leverage on equities 24/7 sounds pretty degenerate, nice. |
| Can we all agree he is going to show up 47 minutes late to the announcement and deliver the most useless word salad nonsense about nothing that will even be newsworthy tomororw morning? |
| US about to liberate Venezuela from their oil |
| I just got passed by a FedEx truck on a back country gravel road doing like 65mph. \n\nCalls on FedEx getting those Christmas presents delivered… |
| Just need a 10 dollar SPY pump tomorrow, not asking for much |
| It's funny to think someone bought something with BTC and then 40mins later it was 3% cheaper |
| priced in 3 months ago |
| What time is the orange man talking? |
| Everything’s so Burrryyy and everyone’s so fakeee |
| Adding here brother ? |
| It depends on how you look at. Ai infrastructure is still in its very early stages of development so its not supposed start making a profit immediately. That being said the costs that are being put out there are massive and not sustainable. So either technically has to improve significantly to improve costs or supply needs to be increased drastically to reduce the supply constraints. \n\nDefinitely not a sure thing and can very likely collapse but this mu story basically saying its not going to collapse just yet. They bought ai some time before the bubble bursts. |
| Become a contractor. It's AI proof |
| * This is all Sleepy Joe's fault.\n* The people love me.\n* Prices have never been this low. |
| I don't even do stock and I still always look at this sub because you guys are fucking hilarious |
| Why wouldn’t you wait for the gap to fill at $68 on the chart¿ |
| It’s because the last administration put normal/typical people to head each department in the government while this one put unqualified individuals. |
| Anyone else have GOOG puts at $306? |
| Banks don't have to worry about debt because they are legally authorised to create money out of thin air. They benefit by creating as much debt as possible because they are feeding on the arbitrage.\n\nOrcl is not a bank and its not receiving interest. It has to pay with interest.\n\nThese have nothing in common. |
| https://preview.redd.it/mzdwtbfj8u7g1.png?width=297&format=png&auto=webp&s=8484d652c6b4b7350adde49e49356f374fd4341e |
| Somebody bought 12M in spy $600 puts for tomorrow....what kind of events could cause that kind of decline in one day 🤔 |
| Santa Clause ain't coming to town this year |
| Username doesn’t checkout! |
| Is this real i’m genuinely asking. Don’t want to go to war |
| Shits barely 2% off the highs. Quit buying calls when it’s weak. |
| It's possible that the war Trump will announce tonight won't be against Venezuela, but against the Deep State. |
| Tomorrow probably a repeat of yesterday. Pre market green and toast by open |
| Yeah definitely not tomorrow. The overall market is showing insane volatility this week due to multiple key data/decisions across the globe. I would definitely wait till next week. If that means catching only a portion of returns so be it. It's just way too risky right now |
| Chill bro lol... You haven't made some grand discovery.\n\nWe all know America wants Venezuela's oil. |
| *Copium Huffing Pepe* |
| Actually insane it never touched 465 |
| coinbase adding stock trading, i knew it |
| Mu… |
| Yeah yall thought sleepy joe was so bad, you thought trump was a big business man huh. |
| MUUUUUUU MILK MY COCK |
| Remember when DD wasn’t AI drivel? I member |
| Oh shit they crushed it. \n\nPuts it is. |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 465.0 before 20-Dec-2025 11:46 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Did you buy irobot shares |
| I'm betting on those sexy hips in a thong next to δƒ |
| Wait til Friday... |
| Jensen has 🥭on speed dial, wtf does MU have? |
| Yea that’s bullshit. I filed a few years ago. It’s nearly impossible to get any substantial credit lines. There’s also a trustee in charge of discharge that looks for those exact things being purchased years before you file. No one is getting away with that shit. |
| Sounds just like what will come out of it's flaring skull aynus....yes indeedy!!! |
| Has the MU call started? |
| same |
| COIN keynote seems interesting so far. |
| Pretty much how I got my flair |
| 9pm |
| 4 of them are Berhunter alts |
| Up 15 percent? That's almost nothing. I'd much rather be up -98% |
| Tldr: he's gonna stroke himself on live tv. |
| Ai is killing all of the easy jobs and everyone is going to be forced to do slave labor |
| Good call regard |
| Time for some revenge trading |
| Lol this would actually be awesome |
| Can he just announce stimmy cheques please |
| Classifying fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction gives trump the right to use the military under the post-9/11 authorization by the congress, which still stands.\nThis is literally the same pipeline as the Iraq war.\n\nYou muricans can't see this or are just coping about this being different this time? |
| Lol, no. |
| Now that the whole world sold tech twice over, can we go back to rallying please *laughing Spanish guy* |
| Yes but don't forget we are making America great again. Back to when the rich really robbed us even more. All of your work is for the share holders don't ever forget that. And unless you are in the 1% you're not a share holder |
| They think they're developing AGI, and they think theres a limited window before a sane government shuts them down.\n\n\nIf they get there, it will pay off (for them, the rest of us are fucked). If they dont (they wont, because a LLM isnt capable of unique thought) they'll crash the economy and buy everything anyways. |
| He doesn't sound like he voted for trump. |
| Tuesday V'd to flat\n\nTrading intraday based on previous day patterns is retarded, it working makes you lucky not smart retard |
| $4500 in trades made $80. GREEN |
| The fries are already in the bag sir, I can’t put them in the bag any further. Yes, There is light salt like you specified sir. Yes, there are 4 salt packets in the bag sir. No I will not wipe your ass. |
| Dear Leader believes that. |
| You were already eating corn the long way. Get smart about living on the street. Quick. |
| thanks for buying my shares back in for 300$ September G! |
| Sell now bro and buy nvidia |
| being punished for having great run. earlybirds cashing out i guess. |
| “President Donald Trump is set to deliver a primetime address tonight at 9 p.m. ET, focusing on his administration's achievements during his second term, along with future plans for the next three years.\n\n"He is going to talk a lot about the accomplishments in the past 11 months," said White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.”\n\nSo a State of the Union like a month before the official State of the Union, so we gotta hear this demented delusional shit twice in one month?\n\nOh lawd, I’m tired. |
| If you're on a hot streak and think you know something, just trade 0DTE SPX options for a reality check. Ask me how I know. |
| 2028 headline gonna be like “Alan D is now helping a militia take over Haiti” |
| Why the fuck are we dipping? I thought stocks only went up 😠 |
| got money on QQQ 590 tomorrow |
| If it’s just stocks and you’re mad you not built for this. Options different story. |
| The last one is defo right |
| Ive been so fucking greedy the past week and it has ruined me.\n\nI should have stuck to trading Pokémon cards. |
| What is what your wife says, Trabek\n\nMU |
| Aww damn it. MU went back up |
| Rudolph had a red nosed portfolio |
| Dumps? It’s up over 14% for the year. That’s above historical averages. How is that dumping? |
| Better hope your old room is still available. |
| Wait |
| If MU goes down it’s because of this stupid phone operator |
| War is bullish everyone knows that |
| Same |
| I am working with them on a project right now and lemme tell you, they are insanely expensive while also not being nearly as good. |
| SPY... Why no V (pepe hands) |
| Surely it can’t keep dumping into next week can it? |
| Do you learn to trade before you lost all your money? There is a proper order of operations….. |
| Hey asagi bro, don’t wanna spam NUVB post with other stuff, but $MIST just had the same kind of pattern that NUVB had, with a fall in stock price after FDA approval. This again puts us in the position to evaluate the future prospects of a relatively derisked stock and invest with less speculation, just as it happened with NUVB. I took a small initial position but I am very interested in what you might say about it. I will do some more research in the upcoming days.\n\nEDIT: typo |
| the auto correct to all cap Green Day is the stoopest shit. infuriating |
| It’s pay day tmrw and will be buying more dips — regarded |
| Its fucking joever for veal this time |
| Well, the theory is that they might want to unwind shorter term bonds and add more longer term ones because they need to spend X money right now to be able to make 5X money in the future, and by the time when longer term bonds mature, these 5X money would cover the bonds like it’s nothing. Also, inflation works in their favor.\n\nWhat larger audience is missing is that had they not made AI bet, they would be out of business very soon, which is infinitely higher risk than financing the bet with debt. All banks have always been running on extreme level of debt, yet somehow moderately high level of debt is unacceptable for a tech company? The other alternative was for Oracle to issue $100B shares while at the peak and the stock would lose only 10% to compensate for the dilution, so essentially would be trading at $310. Yet somehow going with debt instead manipulated the price into $170s. Clearly the math ain’t mathing. |
| OJ doesn’t even make his greatest hits anymore |
| How much will we be getting paid to test the app? |
| Took a couple days off trading and my P&L hasn’t looked this good in a while. Selling a course - dm if interested |
| 🥭tonight: \n\n- Stock market selloff STILL Sleepy Joe's fault. \n\n- Venezuela special operation starts tonight, absolutely positively has nothing to do with Epstein. \n\n- We're racking up billions and billions and billions from China, we're the hottest country according to my Saudi prince bro. \n\n- Please buy Crypto from my sons' companies.\n\n- Your Trump check will be mailed just before midterm elections. \n\n- Oh yeah, Fuck Canada! |
| https://preview.redd.it/tcn3wh997u7g1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cdb0afb08756e97b919ec626a90a69b44ebbc70\n\nI’m with you on that you’re not betting on up or down you’re betting the market’s gonna lose it at least once I’m praying it works out for you brother 👍🏻 |
| Puts on MU earnings call. Technical difficulties. |
| Will keep my GLD calls, thank god im not in fucking stock market. |
| Used to be a great stock |
| I don’t have to imagine lol |
| Dick Cheney wakes up from the Grave to Invade Venezuela! |
| powered by LMT |
| It’s a club I’m in but I don’t wanna |
| Answer the damn question!! |
| Stock market is not based on anything but a bunch of expirations and leverage. Institutions are basically low iq retards. |
| And then somehow stocks pump? |
| Markets hitting all time highs…and losing money. \n\nBro needs to make himself into an inverse ETF. |
| AI slop image that doesn't even make sense |
| Yeah I mean - obviously companies like IREN are up significantly in 2025 but they are now below their recent contracts which are using barely any of their planned data centers. There’s guaranteed at least two more in the near future and the market is pricing in literally zero growth? GTFO. |
| Because building chip fabs means they can issue debt, hide losses off balance sheet, pump stock prices and continue to enrich themselves knowing full well theyre likely not going to be the company that wins the AI race. |
| My portfolio is only about 2% off my ATH |
| Need to create more problems for myself |
| He watched one of those trading gurus on youtube |
| Oh god |
| #Who could have seen the All-Day-Dump coming in this morning? It’s not like it happened exactly the same way Friday, Monday, and Tuesday. I’m absolutely shocked and appalled 😳 |
| Yup |
| Is Jamie Dimon going to let bears win? |
| 9 |
| You learned the hard way buddy. Unfortunately, there’s no chance in returning your money. Been there as well but with completely much less amount of money. You may consider yourself not just a gambler but a typical human being who tried to bite off more than you can swallow. Never ever in your life try to play with financial instruments that you have no idea how they work. Invest your money in yourself and get rid of a financial ignorance. Keep calm and focus on your future. |
| The epstein lawyer? |
| Is that really a good outlook though? I’m not even being sarcastic and asking an honest question. Doesn’t that basically mean the company that supplies the hardware is expecting twice the orders that we thought, but these AI companies are still not turning a profit and hemorrhaging money? If anything, that seems worse. |
| The amount of lies we have been told has been annoying AF:\nThere will be a santa rally, there will be an end of year chase, switching to geico can save me $$… |
| The current market is pushed into a hard reset, where all debt won't be defaulted but wiped out. The US is designing a **sovereign** **wealth** **fund** that targets the poorest when it intentionally crashes. The US has also hired a guy who crashed the Japanese and UK markets in the past.\n\nThere is also a lot of work by removing regulations, so anyone greedy will add impact and catch them in a trap. Most banking or anti-trust regulations that prevent crashes were removed, or agencies disbanded.\n\nTechnically, everyone who owns debt will be left with nothing, as the goal is to redesign the system again. In other words, controlled damage where damage means to anyone who owns a dollar.\n\nTechnically hard reset will happen without any extra help, but this one is designed to reduce damage, as an uncontrolled revolution would damage even more. |
| Solid analysis. As a bit of colour, one of the reasons I can think of for why the stock is down is that they’re coming under fairly intense competition from the other platforms, like MarketAxess.\n\nI still think Tradeweb isn’t going anywhere, but for many things they aren’t the best anymore IMHO. I trust MarketAxess more than Tradeweb when it comes to quotes, I prefer open trading on Bloomberg and MarketAxess, etc… |
| Buy and hold stocks that appreciate not options that go to $0 |
| what time in murican boj decision? |
| Trump gonna announce tonight that it's the best time to buy |
| It probably already happened tbh |
| Things could be worse. Somalias aren’t stealing your money for free. |
| Sacrifice your money to the AI bubble. Gonna make the Dot-com bubble look like child’s play |
| Of any techs, this is the top of my list to long tbh |
| Hi.\n\n6890 became the gamma flip line\n\n6820 was critical retest of dealer short. \n\nAll day today, the dealers had to sell futures because there was no bid basically. \n\nSpot selling of stocks didn’t help. \n\nPlease refer to a proper Greeks from a trust market mm or data source to edge your option strategy. |
| bought $NBIS at 30\n\nsold at 120\n\nbought again, more this time, at 90\n\nsold at 120 again\n\nbought even more more again again at 90 again\n\nsuffering immensely |
| Imagine buying at the top. |
| we need verified-retard |
| For real... After reading about all this "dump dump dumping" imagine my surprise when I checked and found "the market" is like 3% off it's high. \n\nOh wait. We're all in the high beta heroin stocks. \n\nCarry on. |
| This is it 👆 |
| Its a little different when you only have 5k in robinhood and only made like 20 bucks this year. It will take a lot more drilling to get any real, sizeable port that has been in the market for more than a year to capitulate and realize gains they have to pay taxes on. |
| Cries in worthless Canadian ~~dollar~~ pesos |
| Just call RH and ask for a refund. |
| ok so no amt of good news helps spotify. got it. |
| So he's also on some kind of scam vitamin? |
| Santa got shot out of the sky 🧑🦼➡️ |
| You can't say that kinda stuff around here, Trump dick riders flood this place |
| cash out and buy cheaper by Friday |
| Patiently waiting like an alpha male to buy this Avgo dip. |
| Im a bear but put buyers are gonna get raped tomorrow |
| I researched this \nThe Iraq war caused a -5% correction which took 2+ weeks to recover. But then it caused a very strong rally 20+% yoy |
| Is Sanjay saving the market right now? |
| Santa has allways been RED. Bols were just regarded and mistook the GREEN grinch for Santa! |
| I guess the stock market will never see another Green Day with how the algos have been moving everything |
| Klarna |
| Come on, I’m personally down 150k on google calls so I need this badly |
| God I fucking wish this were true |
| Tucker states mango told congress there’d be war announcement? We’ll see |
| *Liberate |
| I'm scarrrrred ... My Fear index through the roof |
| I expect it to be filmed, as well as the resulting er visit |
| Either you enjoy humble bragging a lot (you already copy pasted this reply to someone else) or you're a weird larper. |
| Weapons of mass destruction were found in Venezuela \n\nOh yeah we just reclassified fent as WMD\n\nTime for the ol iraq playbook |
| The pump is coming to tomorrow. You 🏳️🌈🐻 aren't ready |
| Yeah pretty sure 🥭’s gonna swing his old flaccid penis at a 3rd world country declaring war on them. Leader of the free world folks! |
| It sucks, but I’m afraid we’re at a point where it’s not economical for the US to even consider public rail at this point.\n\nEarly on, we decided to build the majority of our transportation infrastructure around aircraft and automobiles. Land prices are way too expensive to buy out everyone that’s in the way of laying a foundation for rail. |
| Back to the HOOD we go. |
| it's wensday |
| I literally don't have any positions that have never shaken my conviction on them, with the exception of WMT. I guess I'll start opening XOM and VZ positions like a fucking grandpa. |
| Maybe 🥭 is going to gift cheaper oil for Christmas… |
| I've had a 13.8% return so far this year. Not as good as previous years, but good enough. |
| So ORCL is CRWV with a legacy business? |
| I will buy calls when this hits 210$ tomorrow lol |
| He is going to invade Venezuela now, isnt he |
| You’ll be fine |
| See AVGO, this is how you announce good news. |
| He looks like a young Mitch McConnel |
| Santa rally happens after Christmas usually |
| Yeah, it's no joke though. From cornfields to a couple thousand server racks in a year. I'm sure a lot of people here work in DC but can't say much |
| Held onto HOOD too long |
| 1. People say the same when it was going up in all those scenarios\n2. This is what happens when people elect a dumbass\n3. We were stuck with 2 dumbasses no matter what |
| Larry Ellisons calls to🥭 keep going straight to voicemail |
| damn it how many times you gonna copy the bot i laughed once though |
| I just one more tweet from 🥭: buy the dip which he said back in April |
| I used to have 5TONKS and that was cool! Maybe your state has it available. |
| Need someone to post all the War ETFs and War stocks that will 25x in the next two weeks. Thanks. |
| its spending is running the entire market, so i want to make money off it while the fervor lasts, before we end up with half built and under utilized data centers all over the place alongside dozens of abandoned SMR projects no one knows how to build. |
| You must be new to the market |
| How long before Venezuela gets liberated? |
| 🫡 |
| Each time Hot Frosty appears on Netflix the market crashes. Coincidince? I think not |
| Good news, you will be pleasantly surprised with excellent deals on cheap stocks for generations to come! |
| Oh Good Lord. |
| > *Alan Dershowitz Says He Discussed Possibility of Third Term With Trump -- WSJ\n\n> Dershowitz Says He Told Trump Constitution Isn't Clear on Issue -- WSJ\n\nThis guy is like a comic book super villain who shows up everywhere, first the OJ case, then the Epstein shit and now this. |
| GB300 ships with 37 TB RAM |
| Calls on cardboard |
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| Oh and there’s CPI tomorrow |
| You’re gonna be a proud boy |
| buy the dippity dip |
| Oracle down 49% from that post earnings euphoria |
| Welcome to Ai skimming the profits |
| lol same |
| I had a long talk with AI and can assure you your puts you bought at today's low are safe |
| Never heard someone using "College tuition" in Australia as employment incentive |
| Wen hotline |
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| Did nvidia drop because of open ai and amzn partnerships or something else ? |
| I didn't focus on money this year and it was the best year of my life. I quit my job to hike the Appalachian trail. Didn't finish but I did a few hundred miles and it was pretty awesome. Went on two cruises we booked last minute deals, attended 3 weddings, and just had a hell of a great year. Last weekend we saw midget strippers at some dodgy hotel because WHY NOT? \n\nIf this year was the worst year of your life... Wait until you hit rock bottom. I was homeless in 2009. \n\nLive life man. Money isnt everything. |
| There's def a chance those could print. It's not a bad play far as crazy shit goes. They legit believe it's a highly undervalued stock though. Among other insanity. Lol. |
| Okay but if you bought stocks at the top of 1999 you got wrecked lol |
| AMD is the play for 2026. |
| Someone explains to me how this idiot manages to lose money in the year where market break all time. Is the particularly cute strategy OP employs known as buy high sell low and capitulate? |
| Jfc |
| Which one?\n\nAh I thought you meant YouTuber |
| It took me six months to hit +40% and only two weeks to hit -40%. We’re not the same lol |
| 👆 |
| 1 minute until coinbase announces tokenized stocks and event contracts 😂 |
| After Christmas like always |
| Just gonna keep moving my money into TTWO safest stock around. |
| Haha. Yes. What a terrible market. |
| That’s the point |
| 6-7 |
| Even that requires cashing out into a horribly inflated dollar. Those who truly stack aren’t going to sell and would only be of value in a world likely in peril. |
| Like rotting garbage |
| At least it’s not like AMD with 14% net margins |
| 🥭 on Venezuela: "They took all of our oil and we want it back. They illegally took it." LMT calls? |
| Alright when is this stupid mango meeting? |
| You weren't born by 2002. You don't know shit. |
| Cope |
| Seller is fine until it’s not. Like today, selling at the wrong direction will cost you way more than being buyer |
| +2%, 75% MU |
| I had tesler puts im up 2k today |
| invent a time machine then go back in time and don't do that. |
| 40% |
| OK - so how are we in an AI bubble (per retards on here and stockwits) yet major companies like MU who have the smartest people around (hint hint Asians) are continuing to start to build chip fabs that won't come online until 2030.\n\n \nI am buying the dip like a motherfucker. We rally tomorrow., |
| The netflix special, they popularized the "make nonsense projections that are giga bullish , then quietly dump every fucking share we possibly can while the goyim lap it up." |
| What time mango speak lol |
| You can bet on the retard in chief to tank this shit even more later on. |
| I am down 4% on equities in Roth\nGeV 🤮 Nvda 🤮 Google 🤮 Crowdstrike 🤮 |
| WENDYS |
| Deserved |
| You think Google is going back down to 200 by March? Uhh maybe if the DOJ reverses course and breaks them up. Goog luck.\n\nNvda to 120? Only if the market fully switches to TPUs to the point that NVDA isn't selling their full capacity. And then how is AVGO, the one making the TPUs, also going to be down 30% from here?\n\nBut sure, go ahead and short if they're going down that far. More likely bear case is that they just won't rise by very much by then. In which case, oh well, that's why you get shares. |
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| This made me lol in real life |
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| not the reason, could of dropped earlier this week too. |
| I see more bubble headlines than Epstein stuff now |
| Oh god I forgot 🥭 was speaking tonight |
| So whos still hodling weekly 690 spy calls from monday 😏 |
| same thing you have tattooed around your butthole |
| Thanks now I know the bottom is in! Will keep buying aggressively! |
| [LOOK HOW MUCH IT JUST KEEPS DIPPIN !!](https://imgur.com/a/9lQyf2V) |
| What does it smell like |
| Nvidia half trilli guidance would’ve kept it propped up if it was really about hype. That shit didn’t disappear in less than a month |
| Stock market was terrible 22’-24’, it didn’t pick up until August of 2024 when trump became the front runner… |
| Yes |
| Damn I guess santa is fake and gay after all |
| Just fucking send NVDA back to $75 already in one wick so these AI headlines stfu |
| Yes finally. I was so tired of you know it alls bc the market kept going up |
| Santa fucking crashed into the twin towers it's over chief there isn't gonna be a rally |
| I'll buttchug it |
| *5 people are here* |
| SPY +3% at open and I’ll stick 3 watermelons up my ass |
| They cost everyone more money. I was being obtuse as a result of being denied entry to Canada, and speaking in the same sort of language as this subreddit.\n\nWhoosh 💨 |
| What a fucking dump bro. |
| Not yet because you lost conviction but not enough to sell, therefore we have some more down to capitulate you |
| You can still get your money back. Just don’t toss the money at everything. 29k can still make you over 600k if you do good DD. Losing is part of learning how to win best of luck to you. |
| Interesting. I do see a lot of SPY on my 401k tho. |
| War = calls on PLTR |
| There is no AI Bubble outside of Oracle and OpenAI. The rest are already priced lower than before that announcement. That deal is not needed. \n\nThere is only AI Bubble panic. |
| I am buying like a motherfucker |
| I have no emotions anymore options have wiped everything |
| What did I miss.? When was this called.? |
| Trump is profiting off his tweets at our expense |
| “Hyperscalers” lol even the name is stupid |
| At least the retailers made a profit. |
| 3 minutes left to load up on gold! |
| I remember when I just started out. |
| I should have went all in on sticks of RAM gawd dayum |
| So MU back to.... yesterday's price? 🤷🏿♂️ |
| Send the proud boys first please\nUSA USA USA |
| We need one big news on AI front. Maybe two….actually make it three |
| Bud Lite, Hershey's chocolate, and store brand cola. |
| It’s uh. It’s called bloodbath |
| Lol these fucking titles. So sensational. |
| Thanks boss, I try |
| 🌮 has spent $110m of our money golfing this year |
| OK boys - lets hear your total port loss for the day. I guarantee I win: 8.21% |
| I have lost all conviction for my positions and am ready to leave the market.\n\nWhich means we’re bottoming. |
| Congratulations |
| Love to see $OPENtards losing money 😂 |
| Where is the fucking Santa rally |
| Kill me now |
| ONE MORE BAD TRADE AND IM HOMELESS |
| NBIS $10 Put 12/19 will print |
| WENDYS |
| S&P just hit ATHs 5 days ago regard. Just admit you suck at this |
| Managed to claw back from 35k to 62k in two days after peaking at 90k (see loss porn post). Was up to 70k today but got a little greedy and wounded up with 62k, but hey I’m still up 12k today. Now I’m only down a bit over 30% from my peak on Monday, which is honestly much better than I’d do if I threw everything into some high growth tech stocks! Might actually be able to fully recover to my peak by Friday plus a little extra, especially if cpi causes a big dump (or pump tomorrow). |
| Also that legitimately in itself doesn't really matter that much unless you move or travel a lot. People import things, but at the same time OP's day job might be witha company that mostly EXports things too. |
| i fell asleep and forgot to sell my amd calls |
| These are my good eyes! |
| BufftxMngr |
| hmm |
| It’s like Santa taking off, needs to go down before it flies 🎅 |
| Odds he does his speech in a Santa Suit and renames the Santa Rally the 🥭 rally |
| Dude, what are those guidances for MU? 50% revenue increase QoQ? The most insane I've seen of any tech stock recently |
| Who is paying $500 for a gobby in this economy? |
| Orange pedo might announce war with Venezuela tonight |
| Micron breaking everyone’s knees with the fakeout |
| ahhh!!!! |
| You will be able to get one for 95% off in 2-5 years. |
| Gen Z going to Venezuela \n\nLet me hear your battle cry |
| Damn people still trading those shitcoin tier companies? Havent heard those names in forever. |
| Lol this fucking guy. |
| Here here. Neanderthals putting their head in the sand. |
| You gotta diversify your bonds |
| I just went all in AVGO calls 3 months out. How fucked am I |
| BIDU fake AH pump as usual lol |
| Dotcom was pure delusion. This is cope and delusion combined. A dangerous combo. |
| Listen, i was high on copium ok? |
| best I can do rn is a frozen monkey plush toy\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/c3a5agh06u7g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d18fc214eb0d7be03525d49448b9d7b28e009193 |
| Wow my ass really smells |
| mu gonna fade to oblivion by open 🤌 |
| I mean someone is buying… I had my best year in close to a decade. |
| I think it’s just oil executives wanting reparations for Chavez. One of them probably told mango he was strong at a party so he will do whatever they say now |
| Big |
| Wow that’s a valuable insight and you’re right to say it em dash |
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| I’m so glad you’re back |
| Are you sure you understand how bond trading works? |
| Don’t matter, it’s not nvda |
| CANT LOSE |
| I remember I was so mad Doge wasn’t moving in 2018 when my 100,000 shares weren’t growing in value so I sold. Smdh\n\n*edit: bought for about 300, would now be worth about 25K. |
| Define crash |
| Thank you GLD |
| Mu will follow avgo dropping |
| Nuke the Bers |
| When do data centers get worth buying again? |
| a few more rough percentages: \n\nOracle 45%, CoreWeave 65%, AMD 25%, TSMC 10%, MSFT 12% |
| Sounds like the odds are in your favor to invest against the snow. |
| MU stock was oversold for the past month, its real trajectory should have been straight up, in line with the RAM prices anyways |
| Meanwhile the entire data center/neocloud sector has been annihilated while mostly having zero impact from oracles bullshit |
| blessed are those who mourn, for they shall be comforted |
| If you lost money this year, you're an idiot. |
| Bro, the s+p is at 6700 lol. No crying |
| It’s purgatory for all of us |
| Man you can’t even lookup the date of the rate decision properly. It took me 5 secs with gpt… |
| “We are going to skullfuck our customers!!” *shareholders lose their minds from joy* |
| That's rough man. Fortunately, you are in prime earning age and the economy is crappy, but not that crappy. A few weeks from now, things will look much better for you. |
| Fat ass NVDA still trying to go more red even though the market is trying to pump AH |
| Skill issue |
| You anti AI folks need to pick an anti AI script. |
| Mu has probably saved ai. Their guidance is is 2x analysts expectations, and that means the hype is still alive...\n\nUnless 🥭 kills it tonight by announcing that tarrifs are going to be quadrupled and ai chips can only be used if they are dipped in salt n vinegar. |
| Then just short for free money |
| Are you seeing flows into JPY bonds? If not…it hasn’t been “priced in” |
| Not a commodity expert but there are ETFs for them. \n\nGLD, SLV, COPX, USO, UNG, etc. |
| Those guys are currently asleep, waiting for if(SPY>PreviousClose) |
| My moves tomorrow are fullporting SGOV. |
| is this guy gonna make any money or nah? |
| And likely an insane amount of dumping from the carry trade / jp hike. |
| war declaration in 4 hours? |
| They’re not even trying to manufacture consent lol. Just gonna start a war in our hemisphere and hope it all goes to a non-existent plan |
| Bad for your calls, good for signal chat members' calls |
| It's not the market's fault you're bad at gambling. |
| Addiction therapy go now |
| #The dumbest person you know is being told "you are absolutely right" by ChatGPT right now LMAO🤌 |
| r/fuckthisguyinparticular |
| Exactly. |
| nice that is very close to performance on SPY, IWB is basically the top 1000 companies by market cap while SPY is 500 |
| 👋bye portfolio 👋savings 👋bye early retirement 👋 living in squalor |
| Have you been in a coma for the last month? |
| lol wtf you talking about it's up 12 dollars stop assuming everybody buys far otm |
| I CANT WAIT FOR SANTA TO FLING HIS FAT SACK IN BERS FACES AS WE SEE THE BIGGEST SANTA RALLY TOMORROW |
| 2x in 6 months when sentiment changes. I just bought 100 shares AH. |
| Sorry but your performance at the roulette table doesn’t hinge on fiscal policy |
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| Stop crying AND get back to gambling! |
| Puro pinche billete. |
| Realize that the majority of stocks are down. It's mainly Mag7 holding the index up |
| Bottom is $65-70 because that’s the price range it was toggling before they announced the $19.4B MSFT contract (and they were only a $16-17B company at the time lmao) |
| Redstmas |
| Wow I thought my day was bad. Thank you for this king 👑 |
| Brother, the market went straight up for like 6 months |
| Neoclouds have been annihilated while story after story comes out about their debt and concerns from banks. Meanwhile institutional holdings have skyrocketed in these names and all mag 7 are lining up contract after contract. Corrupt mother fuckers. |
| #Youtube yelled at me for using adblocker LMAO🤌 |
| We hit 600 at close |
| IS WAR GOOD OR BAD FOR CALLS? |
| Market not turning into a Wendy’s dumpster and no scheduled 9 PM domestic terror event |
| is the bubble popping guys? |
| How bout:\n\nBNKRPT |
| [*“Citizens will be on their best behavior, because we’re constantly recording and reporting everything that is going on, - Larry Ellison”*](https://fortune.com/2024/09/17/oracle-larry-ellison-surveillance-state-police-ai/)\n\n \nCouldnt have happened to a nicer company - looking forward to their bankruptcy. |
| If we don’t go to war I will be a long term investor in LMT |
| More like 50% lol |
| If you think looking from the perspective of salary saves it: You think US wages have risen 15+% in just this year lol? |
| The numbers better be cooked to perfection tomorrow because this is getting scary |
| Why you guys talking bout war |
| $REGARD |
| BRGRFLPR |
| this is legitimately a cheat code. |
| defense funds going up |
| Suddenly I am happy that I didn't sell all my AMZN shares to full port into NBIS 2 months ago. |
| Question: who did you vote for tho? |
| MU pick a direction so I can either give up hope or stop stressing... |
| You crack a joke like this orange menace isn’t sleeping 10x as much as they accused Biden. |
| You put a stop limit on |
| You need a huge reset not us |
| How does one even do that, I like the idea but does robinhood even allow commodities and what if you get forced into taking physical delivery of 5000 tons of zinc lol. |
| I don't think Biden was asleep- he was just boring doing normal political stuff. The more boring a President is, the better job they do LOL |
| Go to G.A. |
| Bulls too fat to get drafted calm down |
| At least u got 29 k that ain't nothing. Life taught me U can Always start again. Don't give Up Brother\n\nStart Trading bitcoin at 2x Lev and Work Ur way Up. |
| Bombs will start to drop on Caracas tomorrow, wag the dog, Epstein style. \n\nPoor Venezuelans, they must pay the price for pedos diddling young girls in the Caribbean decades ago. |
| AI is awesome. The only people hating on AI are the people whose jobs could easily be replaced by AI. |
| Is favorable mix anything like Chex Mix? |
| ppl are scared and gay |
| They really sent $AMZN red end of day. |
| Fuck Oracle. And you Larry |
| Dumped to 1.49% just before close |
| [I wanna hold the hand inside you ](https://youtu.be/ImKY6TZEyrI?si=NUHKMqqkeShk-dpI) |
| You have to be lightning quick with Tesla before the retards throw more money at it |
| So.... up, then. So, still literally impossible for OP's claims to be true |
| But 5% crash coming\n\n\nNeed a huge reset tbh |
| Yeah that reversal almost guarantees you won’t see 90k again for many months |
| You do realize wall street institutions primarily exist for the purpose of cleaning out small investors? It's like playing a casino- the house has a guaranteed cut. |
| At what time will the nation be addressed ? |
| The forward p/e is like 6 if they can do a year’s worth of next quarter. It’s not gonna dump at 6 p/e guys. Avgo forward was like 40. |
| TRADING\n\n0DTEFTW\n\nREGARDS |
| Been an absolute shitshow the past 3 months |
| If Trump's talk tonight asks for BBL as a stipulation I 100% support. Send them on those stranded tankers. |
| You just suck |
| IF I GET DRAFTED \n\nWHAT HAPPENS TO MY GOOG CALLS? |
| Stfu green based on what look at this shit lmao |
| Analysts who are all bullish on these stocks sporting p/s ratios of 15+ are indeed idiots. |
| Aged like milk 😂, to many people here shat on OP… of course uno |
| mi puts printed today….given the upcoming events (orange’s address, cooked CPI release, Japan reparations) I will happily sit on my ghey paws thru rest of week |
| Unless you own shares on MU, you are fucked. That IV crush is gonna gape your ass in morning if it stays at this level |
| idk mu might fuel a little eoy bounce. i mean, the whole ai run up is stupid. there's no way to power any of this tech anyway,but here we are |
| You’ve said that like 20 times bruv |
| Shh let the hate be. I’m trying to buy the bottom of the revolution here.🤫 |
| Blow out earnings:\n\n\nMU: 💵💵💵💰💰💰💲💲💲📈📈📈🪙🪙🪙\n\n\n\nAVGO: 🔥🔥🔥👺👺👺📉📉📉🗑️🗑️🗑️🔻🔻🔻 |
| If the market collapses I'll just move back in with parents and invest rent money saved each month, ez |
| IMAVRGN |
| ANUSLVR |
| this is wealth simple so it's canadian dollars? 115k CAD is like 1.15k USD, you are fine |
| Lol this 💩 is printing hard nice! |
| Love these stupid notifications HOOD is pushing out every damn minute now it seems. MU **SOARS** after Q2 earnings ^^^To ^^^pre-market ^^^highs |
| Way too bearish in here. Concerning. And I’m a permabear. |
| Breaking even is sometimes pretty good |
| I've been subbed since back when it was all speculation and big loss posts. Everyone made fun of both and that was that. Now it's all crying about how the market is tanking because 0DTE SPY calls didn't print. |
| # bols who clowned on bers this past weekend \n\n# are seriously reflecting on their own intelligence right now\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ |
| Market is dumb as bricks right now honestly. |
| I made 500 bucks today ama |
| DOSHBAG |
| “What are your moves tomorrow (in one hour, starting at 4am eastern)?” |
| https://preview.redd.it/rj1dih965u7g1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f5bf70c3224a7593cabff7297974e15b6989648 |
| Debating about moving to a tent |
| Imagine buying MU 90c in April\n\nIykyk |
| Everyone wondering why the market dropped for "no reason" and forgetting that it was bond issuance and opex week |
| #Joby and Archer are both going to $0. No one is going to fly to places in a drone LMAO🤌 |
| At least give us a chance… screaming Pepe |
| Well, they've got the bread, now we just need the circus. |
| MU a 4x since April?? |
| Market been running on copium for months. Looks like it’s finally starting to run out. |
| On the 17th day of Christmas, the Market gave to me: An ass blassstiiinnngggg!\n\n🍑🔫 |
| Hating on AI in 2025 is like hating on internet in 1999. It’s here to stay like it or not, might as well adjust |
| I see you got the combo |
| Is it safe to say that im doing decent if i survive a whole month on trading weeklys every day? I havent made much but im still alive lol |
| Tomorrow yet another new batch of retards gonna find out what iv crush means |
| Wait, you mean SPY might only be up 14% by year end instead of the average 10%? How will we survive? |
| Man that 3%+ 🌽 pump at open was like crack & then it immediately gave it all back. |
| Sentiment was bad in April too |
| thats what i'm saying |
| So puts….? |
| Brokerages give it out for free it’s called margin. But sometimes they ask for a little bit back of you’re doing ass trades |
| Alright, it's looking like MU won't save the market. It's up to you now, Olive Garden |
| Biggest ticker I have on my portfolio through them is IWB at $367 per share. I’ve made $400 so far on this one alone |
| DOW 40K |
| Id cry |
| COCKSKR |
| Try this one (707) 998-8410 it’s K-6 kids hyping you up, we all need it today |
| >Put everything into gambling\n\n>Lose\n\n>Surprised pikachu |
| yup thanks for the donation on MU as always yall ass getting crushed😂🍆 |
| Signed by an addict |
| tariffs cost YOU money dumbass |
| u goat |
| # LMAO🤌 |
| It’s only a joke until you are benefiting from it lol.\n\nThats capitalism! 🤔😂😥 |
| Mazzy Star earnings |
| Genuinely curious, has there ever been a time where there was THIS much cope priced into the stock market. \n\nIts like we just coping that bitcoin will not crash, coping that AI might one day make sense to spend half this much money on, coping that the financial system is not showing cracks, coping that the corporate bonds involved in the AI circlejerk surely wont be defaulted on, coping that no matter what daddy Jerome will pull out his big fat QE and let us suck a little liquidity out of it if things get tough and that will be enough, coping that the commercial real estate loans that are still underwater will be fine, coping that the US debt based bond sales at such high interest rates wont be a problem, coping that housing wont be going down despite no one having house buying money anymore. \n\nLike, its just a very indifferent attitude to the situation I feel like. |
| Why do people hate AI? I have embraced our new overlords since watching the AlphaGo documentary back in 2017 |
| ☝️. With bacon. |
| Hey man. I’ve never lost 90% but I’ve lost 50% within a few years of starting my brokerage acct. It’s brutal what it does to your psyche. Just know that things will get better once you go back to the tried and true methods. Work hard and save smart. \n\nInvesting can quickly turn in to gambling if you’re emotional or new. For me, I made good money turning 650k in to 1mm, thought I was good. When I lost focus for personal reasons, things spiralled. make sure you stop out and focus on what got you there in the first place. Time passed, and I’ve built back— you will too. Stay in the long term game. If you can’t not gamble, then delete all but Vanguard. |
| Fuck |
| another pump another dump and repeat |
| you’re down this year? 🤭 |
| Me too |
| A win is a win on that stock. Sold my 500c for 6.00 before it went to .80 —— get in and get out |
| Stop being a puss and full port the rest of your money into roulette and double it a few times and make it all back |
| Lowk gonna wake up tmrw at market open and full port my last dabloons in a direction and gts\n\nIf it hits ill definitely fall my strategy this time !!!! (😐) |
| MU V? Don't give me hope... |
| PUTS on WAR. not gonna happen. |
| In all fairness, trumps asleep a lot too. Could turn around!? |
| # LMAO🤌 |
| If you’re not full port HDC or neo clouds at these prices enjoy NPC status |
| Come Back. One Year. Next. |
| Or silver |
| 1-800-273-8255 |
| Some of you here don’t know what Overbought RSI is and it shows |
| I'll take the guy who doesn't make 65% of the population think the country's going to hell in a hand basket. |
| So then why not exit the position and buy an ATM call with the same expiration? You get the exact same potential upside with a limited downside risk |
| I mean, I assume hes using his 40k shares to sell covered calls. |
| I got a poopy butt |
| Puts all day! |
| Need Dan Ives to update me as to which inning of the AI generation we're in |
| #mu fighting for its fuken live rn wow |
| The market has fallen to November 2026 levels! |
| You still holding ? |
| Now this will trade sideways for a week so that everyone can lose |
| GUH |
| Becuase he is now with her? |
| I only buy spreads for earnings |
| Think of all the dip buyers who will be massacred tomorrow. A bath of blood. 🩸 🩸 🩸 |
| How did you break even? |
| If I'm being honest, Biden has way more gilf energy than Trump. |
| So far are bols that have to put fries in the bag 🤣 |
| Because I made a large long term investment 2 days ago, this market is about to pull a 1989 Japan peak and stay below that peak for 34 years |
| Cpi tomorrow 👀 |
| Cmon META give me a big red dildo tomorrow |
| Surely with Trump saying your 401Ks are rocketing youre all good? It must be just investors in the other parts of the world who are suffering, I guess. Gonna take years for these stocks to come back. He's just a vandal, playing with the markets. |
| You're regarded if you think MU is fairly valued. They are forecasting $8+ for q2. At $32 per share forward earnings the stock is trading 7x forward PE. HBM is in massive demand.\n\n\nLoading up. Ill hold this for a couple years. |
| Puts because calls obviously have not been the move |