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| 1 week vacation from wsb guaranteed. |
| Wouldnt put it past them to federalize the GME strategy |
| I think this is the play.\n \n* Monday is fucked\n \n* Tuesday very red going in but maybe close flat-ish\n \n* Wednesday bols get to eat a little becuase bers need to get money from somewhere\n \n* Thursday and Friday absolute bloodbath\n \nDon't invest accordingly |
| Well the bears got what they wanted I guess 🙄 |
| Im taking one for the team, buying puts monday morning |
| The only reason we've made it this far as a species is because dolphins and octopi are confined to the sea\n\nThey would obliterate us if given the chance |
| Back in my day wallstreetbets didnt have any gay crypto charts |
| Spy to 600, gonna retest it, Barron gonna close his puts, switch to calls, mangoman announced end to war, and we gonna go to 700 |
| I’ve been waiting for this moment, all my life |
| Buying bitcoin is officially no longer gay. I’m all in |
| Barron is already the richest 20 years old trader, all he has to do is ask dad to give him a heads up before every tweet... |
| Salted caramel or GTFO |
| I think of several steps in between US ships arriving in the strait and Nuclear Fallout |
| Will this ever be updated to reflect recent price action? |
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| So what happened end of February before the decicion was made? \nLucky you, because I have insider information \nThese are the words of the chief advisor to the president (hereinafter called 🥭) \n"In and out, they won't even notice we were there" \nThe rest is history |
| Heavy on the loss |
| > My parents have turned into tablet babies\n\nJust in time for them to start consuming Nick Shirley the iPad Kid Journalist's content |
| he is |
| Tomorrow man could announce that the US will cease all operations in Iran and those indicators would go out the window. |
| I thought the mission was completed by day 1 |
| Diamond hands on a luxury brand in what could very readily become a recession is wild. |
| 27 is the last age before old age |
| SPY is headed to 575. |
| FLORIDA! |
| Seriously, take a breather. The market's like a siren, luring you in with sweet songs only to dash you on the rocks. Might be wise to channel that energy into something less volatile, like, uh, brewing some coffee. |
| Some people are saying the most Ivy they have ever seen! |
| I saw the Houthis in the broom closet with the Ayotollah and they were making babies and the baby looked at me |
| Finally BTC isn't woke no more |
| Cool perspective, but also bullshit |
| ENGINEERS!!!!! |
| only way things get worse is if nuclear war starts so i'm bullish at this point. boots on the ground don't mean shit. America can't change the Irani regime. |
| It is Scott Bakulas fault |
| What are you smoking now? |
| Yeah buddy we all wanna be a little bit thicker |
| When i draw lines i do what i want, and it will automatically follow the line that i draw |
| So the top Ivy. Got it. |
| Nope, market is fucked Monday. Houthis gonna start hitting tankers. |
| It does. And the unemployment numbers have been creeping higher for 13 months. No hiding it. |
| Yes poors are a better hang but you don’t want to be poor |
| The tax laws you need to obey depend on residency and not citizenship. |
| I’m basically Tiger Woods if he was bad at golf |
| That’s one of the Ivies, right? The best one, I think. |
| Omg it's you. I'm a big fan, loved you in that one movie with the drums and the stocks. |
| apparently long on TSLA is the winning formula |
| The school of hard knocks and soft cocks |
| USA: knows it's reserves aren't full, and oil is at an extremely cheap price. Also knows it's planning on invading a middle eastern country, causing oil prices to spike.\n\nAlso US: Doesn't fill up reserves and them sell it off during the spikes, potentially even gaining a profit from the war.\n\nThis administration is genuinely retarded. |
| I am fan of SpaceX but liking what they do and what wall street will do with herd mentality of mom-pop buyers = tanking of stock\n\n |
| NYU |
| Houthi’s attacking Bag7 rn 😒 |
| Trump University |
| School of hard kocks |
| Security Council Secretary Larijani, is that you?? |
| Damn. |
| Russian mafia doesn't stop laundering money because there's a war or other shit |
| I heard they can triangulate Black Holes that disrupt the fabric of space time with it because the sub-sub atomic particles actually move as a result of gravity waves. |
| Shouldn't have taken that 2nd dose |
| lfg |
| Trump University |
| Yellen Plentily Penitently |
| All this bear talk is making me feel better about my SPY Mon/tues calls |
| Yes give them New Jersey |
| Florida it is....The iranians would come and say "NO,THANKS!" and just go away |
| this bitcoin thing is levered fugazi and will be back at some nominal value like $1000 or $100 when it's course is run |
| White house home school |
| Get a milkshake. |
| nowadays i am having a couple of beers and i am a wreck.... it's over |
| Bitcoin fell below my ballsack but it’s still above my knees but I’m pretty old so it’s very close to reaching the knee threshold. Then we’ll be in for it. |
| For every rainbow, there’s a secondary, fainter rainbow above it, with opposite colours. And above that, there’s an even fainter rainbow, again flipped. And above that…\n\nSo drawing a full rainbow means drawing many rainbows. The space between the first and secondary rainbow is called the Alexander‘s dark band, btw, as it is darker there…\n\n\nhttps://what-if.xkcd.com/150/\n |
| if you are worried about the rest of the market not going down because of this, don't be.\n\nwe still go down but this means XOP with it. |
| why would you destroy coins once you’re gay? gay people like money too |
| https://preview.redd.it/0xvf9ys93vrg1.jpeg?width=813&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc561ed3cc7029bb24ea7aaae9eb9bc231247cc4 |
| I volunteer florida as tribute |
| Go for study like social studies, your kids are paying |
| What school does Barron go to? Is it one of the Ivies or all of them? |
| Same. Lmk when you figure out the next plan |
| I think US should just offer some of its territory to Iran to make peace. Maybe just 1 state |
| THE ORIGINAL \n\n\nhttps://www.blockchaincenter.net/bitcoin-rainbow-chart/ |
| i want a milkshake |
| so I can buy until it's getting gay again? |
| Ever since the large hadron collider went online, reality feels warped. Like there are multiple realities that exist now and depending on which one you live in or whatever you’re bias towards, is true and factual. The mandela effect is that convergence of these realities where “alternative facts” really do exist and are collective consciousness materializes the reality we choose to believe in. |
| Classic. And the more kids you have the easier it is to pay back. We should start a business or something |
| J Pow >> J Yellen >>> J Christ >>>>>>> J Pirro |
| You can tell rainbow charts are gay because they are rainbows. |
| Unlikely if he finds a way out. There's a reason sanctions were lifted for Iranian oil in transit |
| I put in a 25k short on USO Friday before close. Let’s see how this plays out |
| What are you doing, techbro? |
| idk what he’s doing, because he doesn’t even know what he’s doing |
| Always better just to ditch the y axis. Then it can fit whatever you want it to! |
| Can always add purple |
| 💯 |
| I think I'd rather hang out with decent educated poor people than upper class people. At least until I double my wealth in the great depression part two. But even then... |
| what's the updated exit plan tbh, asking for a fren |
| If this happens my port will be saved |
| Agreed, never straight \n\nAlways gay |
| depends where you look.. Ofc alot is still happening in the middle east atm .. for example the houthis in yemen has joined the war now, and that poses a risk of them shutting down Bab al-Mandab Strait, and they can start sinking ships in the red sea.. |
| I think they’ll leave options alone. Could always buy puts. |
| Monday at 9:29AM\n\nThe mission is complete. Thank you for your attention to this matter\n\nDJT |
| Monday meeting at Islamabad with 3 other nations (non Iran, USA or israel) |
| Hoping against hope to see you in next weekend’s weekend thread. |
| Would be a real shame if some assholes damaged the pipeline.... real dick move. |
| No, because his boys profit both ways |
| I don't know which pronouns are the purple ones, but I know they ain't gonna like this chart |
| 2 ships a day, for 10 days. Thats going to cool shit down? Seriously? |
| My retirement plan was to be dead by 30 but then I lived somehow and here we are |
| Retarded |
| There will be books written about this shit in the coming years. |
| Topping off oil with wiper fluid |
| Hmm. Odd |
| https://preview.redd.it/8x9amqbo2vrg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d91b2cc469217ab16aa36e50c104b094853f1a2f |
| Because you’re soliciting advice on wsb |
| So does this mean we should all invest in Grinder? Gotta help our gay bros out, right? |
| They’ll just adjust a chart again |
| 🥭told you he thought the market would have dropped more. \n\nJust wait until he says it dropped enough to get back in. \n\nDon't overthink it, the man is a walking stock market billboard... |
| So buy now then destroy coins once gay? |
| they got the best cooks for the books |
| Going to reverse trust fund my kids. Open a dozen credit cards and personal loans from Sofi in their names and accumulate enormous debt maxing them out. Meanwhile I am swimming in beautiful clean coal from my own coal mines that I purchased with max interest while they pay it off. That’s the American dream. |
| My cat has learned to say two words in English, snack and outside, although he sounds like a deaf person when he says them, but they are clearly understandable |
| Someone tell me exactly why I shouldn’t full port into oil Monday morning |
| I like my mangos like I like my dicks, full of salt shoved in my ass. |
| https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vw-MpQkTb-w |
| Doesn’t matter. That’s chart accurately described an immature bitcoin, but now that bitcoin is a more mature asset in the financial ecosystem, different price dynamics are more dominant.\n\nIn other words, bitcoins current pricing pattern isn’t weird, it’s just different. |
| Make it thicker daddy |
| You're an inspiration to us all. |
| How the fuck did Carvana go up last week? |
| It's all relative. Spending three months is retarded. I spent less than 0.25 percent of my annual income at the time. |
| RIP you |
| Not even close |
| Indigo and violet, if I remember my financial schooling correctly. |
| We in the ultraviolet range now |
| Yeah whatever happened to that plan? Seems to have vanished |
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| If the bus has insurance, count me in |
| I am one of these regarded! |
| 🫦 |
| Yo, what 😁 That's got my attention |
| Not getting me with this one again |
| i love how the colors indicate the colors |
| I got perma banned from all the TSLA investor subs, I think for not taking his suggestion as a cat laps milk. One of my greatest achievements TBH. |
| They did that in 2008. The effect was that it just caused things to sell off faster. |
| always_was.gif |
| Norse joggers |
| Instructions unclear, got my dick caught in the ceiling fan |
| Armpit of the southeast |
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| !banbet SPY 689 3d |
| Pakistan from the left field with a 🪣 of 💦 for the flames |
| Boy gee golly I can’t wait for the market to open. I sure love trading options. |
| What ever happened to jyellen? |
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| Awww yeah I like them thic |
| You forget rainbows come in multiples, check veritasium video for facts, this is not the sub for such talk. |
| We always want to be in the gay |
| God bless america haha |
| Gay |
| Being adventurous, are we? 😒 |
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| ELMO IS GOD\n\nIN ELMO WE TRUST |
| You just described OTR truck drivers |
| Time to draw a new rainbow |
| 🥵🥵🥵 |
| UAE ADCOP also exists and both have been operating at capacity since this whole special military operation began. They make no significant difference. |
| Nobody tell him |
| When they are going to send troops? I wanna watch cool movie for my losses at least |
| Barron, first let us know once you switch from puts to calls! |
| Ey Barron, hit me up lets play some League or some shit |
| I can imagine its imbecile investors bidding the garbage stock back up to near $500 for no good reason. Such a joke. |
| Elon musk is so smart that he is retarded. People here are more like the guy in the middle of that bell curve graph. |
| Pollen |
| cooked |
| Adjust your rainbow accordingly. |
| Well, stuff keeps exploding in Iran, so I think that's his answer to the Iranian demands. |
| They are sending 7000 servicemembers from the Marines to Soldier paratroopers and there is discussion for raising 17,000 more. \n\nThe Strait is still held by Iran and they've told the US.to get wrecked. \n\nI'm concerned about your understanding of any of this. \n\nYou know Iran is over 3x the size of Iraq by population and like 4x as large geographically with much more complex and hostile terrain? \n\nThey still soundly hold the Strait. How do you think the US forces that strait open? |
| Does the Pope shit in the woods? |
| A couple years ago a lot of people called Satya CEO of the year, genius with open AI partnership. |
| This chart proves it’s not |
| Nothing. He just found out he can use margin to buy options. Thats not a little thing. Thats opening a whole new world of profit and loss |
| They're eating the cats man! |
| I didn't realize until the war that Dubai was in the middle of a chaos zone. You have people with lambos surrounded by countries killing people and dropping bombs. |
| fixed thank u |
| I went through ‘08 so I have experience being a bottom. |
| Surely the 3rd time is the charm and we won’t fuck them over again. |
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| Then I had no idea still so many bulls around even after seeing this market! |
| !banbet spy 600 30d |
| I’m fully homo erectus now |
| Tech Anal |
| Idk but the blonde one doesnt like a red market |
| 🥵🥵🥵 |
| Only after Barron finishes loading calls |
| New to crypto. Started Dollar cost averaging a month ago. |
| Sounds like a domestic affair. |
| https://preview.redd.it/chabo1hk1vrg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee8189dcc5c1830f6c35d851f6ce349c851acbf4\n\nCan you help me |
| you're |
| Don't tell ICE bro |
| Send in the Kurds! |
| Do you think 🥭 would try to ban short selling? Some stock markets ban short selling in times of stress. I wouldn’t put it past him if market takes huge dump. |
| Troops are already sent, they are waiting to be deployed? |
| Call Elon to get it back into the Gay zone he's good at that |
| It will outlive Wallstreet and the USD |
| You can't deny Bitcoin is doing exactly as predicted. That is a beautiful graph.\n\nHigher highs and higher lows every time, in a clear logarithmic curve.\n\nI bought a Bitcoin last week at $70k and I'll buy another one in a year, whatever the price. The halving is on its way.\n\n\nBy the way, what retard drew that rainbow? [Hey ChatGPT, move the rainbow to the right a little.](https://i.imgur.com/Ik3ChNp.png) |
| Bet you say that to all the boys |
| yes yes yes |
| 🫡 |
| What is that deal look like to you?? Why would iran even come close to sign any deal. |
| Finally,someone posted about TKO!!! That’s a safe haven with interest, once it dips!!! |
| Time for our weekly affirmation:\n\n_Hold me now..._\n\n_I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking:_\n\n_Maybe six feet..._\n\n_ain't so far down..._\n\n☹️ |
| This graph already makes me a bit thicker |
| is rob schneider special needs |
| Good luck seeing wsb member outside especially when sun is up |
| You already have a bet going - XOP to 175.0 before 09-Apr-2026 02:28 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| I’m not in support of them, let me be clear. But our current admin is completely incompetent. |
| # Saudi Pipeline to Bypass Hormuz Hits 7 Million Barrel Goal\n\n |
| Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel 🤣 |
| Is there free food? |
| I do. What’s wrong with that? |
| I just did |
| puts |
| Director Spiderkash to you |
| Meow meow meow |
| too many ponzi leeches and fake bulls for this not to be a bottom |
| RIP portfolio |
| Bears are right that the macro is shit, but the line doesn’t go straight down. Monday huge shrek cocks followed by large cliffords rest of the week |
| The Gaye?? |
| Society is healing 🥰 |
| I think USA putting 15-point point is just putting a tough front. Iran also gave their demands. Neither sides can agree with each other demands. Now ball is back to Trump. He can bluff or act tough or send in troops; nobody will negotiate in good faith with him. |
| The bottom expert is speaking about his experiences on the bottom |
| Thiel calmly explains that it is the only way to stop the antichrist if you really think about it! |
| Bulls organizing “No Puts” rallies for Sunday all across America lmao |
| Can you imagine a Tesla chip fab? LMAO 😂 |
| Word, homie 🤘 |
| They have nicknames, you know: Uday and Qusay |
| hunh. So youve been buying options with cash accounts? |
| Logic will fail |
| It’s not the bottom if bols still exist. You know its the bottom if you start questioning if bols went extinct. |
| If you're on robinhood, it is just applying that margin to your current equity positions and using cash for the options. So basically you're taking a loan against your owned stocks |
| if your not holding calls this weekend *edited for grammer |
| That was gay |
| Sounds like a low IQ speaketh to me. Across FAANG and it's well known how shitty pay is in EU. Get a job first |
| nobody tell him |
| Gordon Ramsey asking why it is so raw |
| That's like 800 years from now or something. |
| no u |
| My cat’s breath smells like cat food. |
| I go by Sue now. Can't draft me |
| Move everything into Emerging Markets (IE China) |
| US estimates are that they’ve taken out ~1/3 of the drone/missile stockpile. \nIf Saudi starts bombing Tehran every major piece of infrastructure in Riyadh will get hit.\nEveryone in the Middle East knows this which is why the cry to newspapers but don’t actually do anything. \nBut guess they can take solace that for every drone that blows up their bridges they shot down 2. |
| You mean the regime will survive? While continuing to brutalize their citizens. |
| Don’t be a little bitch, banbet it |
| Shout out to Barron, I know you’re in here. Let us know when you finish loading calls brotha |
| I agree, GS said sustained high oil would lead to 540 by year end, expect bounce from previous April high 610-590 |
| I’m out |
| Tomorrow: WE MADE A DEAL FOR THE WORLD PEACE AND THE WELL BEING OF NATIONS\n\nNOW ITS TIME TO BUY\n\nPDT |
| You don’t comment your cousins porn with your brother, man that rude \n\nPeople outside Alabama are so uncivilised |
| https://preview.redd.it/db5as99x0vrg1.jpeg?width=802&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d30f5bfff7702366a7866430aac5c3ffc57b8f1\n\nActual rainbow chart. |
| So Elmo wants to build his own chip fab and launch 200 billion AI chips a year into space\n\n🤣🤣🤣\n\n\nEven TSMC is having a bitch of a time getting the AZ fab to run smooth and they are the fucking experts on this shit |
| enjoy ur ban\n\nEdit: oops congrats regard :p |
| 🥭 probably |
| The only thing I don't know is how to make money |
| Oh no! Anyways... |
| Nobody tell him |
| So it's bottoming |
| damn, that’s a bold move! ngl, SPXL can be a wild ride, especially with all the headlines around the Iran situation and housing market jitters. hope you're right about it just being a correction and not a full-on bear market. have you thought about how you’d handle it if it dips more than you expect? just keep an eye on it... good luck, man! |
| Ok boomer |
| How cooked am I on my January 2028 500 calls on gld |
| Just adjust the gay zone. |
| Went to No Krangs by mistake. Had a beer with the other turtles |
| New ATH on Monday |
| Lol |
| Nothing better than Blue Bell. |
| We are talking to a top guy he started from the bottom but now he's near the top. Everyone said I would never reach 50k on the Dow it was at the bottom when I started pretty much 0 and now it's down a little but I reached 50k for 5 minutes and it's up 1000% since I started so I'm not worried about the market because I got insider people that make money for me |
| Banbet it like this guy! |
| Anywhere between $3 and $700k will get you one! |
| idk bro, I have seen some sad titties and some awesome tats |
| You are really underselling here! |
| Ah North Carolina 🤌 |
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| We are social experiment, most of us are retarded but not in rain man style, some from this retards are special kind like math retarded, some are language retarded, we are the special ed bus which take control and going through the forest\nBuckle up |
| Brave but totally a play |
| Sounds like your colleagues are not that smart |
| You're assuming people on here can afford that shit. |
| I think that’s called a polycule |
| too soon to celebrate |
| https://preview.redd.it/clqd4rmp0vrg1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b488009cf6d9c5ed1e5a6d940dd6220596c5e57d |
| What a bs chart too |
| Catalyst? Probly just OP's crippling gambling addiction and a dream, tbh. But hey, we've all been there, right? |
| If you already don’t know, Turkey and the middle east nations selling gazillion tons of GLD to stabilize currency and economy |
| Wait...Since when did Margin allow you to buy options wtf\n\nThought options were always restricted on margin due to the increased Margin Call risk |
| just got to make it through Saturday. bad news typically does not drop on Sunday, but could be wrong. |
| Yeah the higher delta means it acts more like the underlying and is less sensitive if it goes in the other direction |
| That is why God (the Japanese) made modern bidets. Mine is adjustable and you can turn it up to damn near power washer level if you want, then it gently air dries it. I will never wipe my ass like a common street hobo again! |
| So it’s gone hetero like JoJo |
| It ends in a pot of gold. |
| Just bears not gey bers |
| I think we might |
| honnestly if everyone that has half a brain hasn't taken profit then they deserve to lose money.... lessons learned |
| maybe long term but if you don’t think we get a relief rally within 30d ur crazy |
| +200 even though everyone knows it’s bullshit |
| Spiderkash |
| Yup, I remember the battle of Baghdad when Saddam fell. And the subsequent battles in Fallujah and Ramadi.\n\nI don't know how that is relevant, though. The US had a different mission then compared to today. We're not sending heavy equipment over for a mass land invasion. They're not trying to take over Teheran with boots on the ground. \n\n |
| Minisoldr |
| Yeah that's a loss right there bud. This will sooner hit 600 than 680 |
| I would |
| Hey AI hasn't gotten *that* good yet but thanks for the compliment |
| 😞 |
| I just meditate on The Straight. |
| The US seizing control of 2 of the 3 biggest reserves of oil is bearish. Lmao |
| no look at the graph. it’s not gay to buy it now but you will be bicurious if you hold once it gets into the blue zone again |
| u/cashflow_ probably |
| They already altered the rainbow chart a few times so it can predict the past better 😂 |
| Thats the best bitcoin analisys I have ever heard... |
| well he just posted about going on a fox news show tonight about hitting iran hard |
| You need to draw a FULL RAINBOW.\n\n\nIt starts at zero and ends at zero.\nThen look how BTC fits 😉 |
| Maybe borderline obese people will go to Wendy’s to pile on the weight to avoid the draft |
| Honestly, who comments on porn vids? |
| Just get a citizenship for tax purposes. Afaik it's one of the lowest tax countries in whole of Europe. |
| nobody tell him lol |
| The Big Pride Decoupling is happening!!!!!!!! |
| See you in a week bro |
| No because he's gonna lose against Iran first of all |
| Who sold Friday at the bottom and locked in losses like a retard |
| you haven't been following the news it seems |
| Call Kenny loggins |
| Can we go to April lows so I can buy tqqq🥺 |
| Higher chance of profit |
| So does this mean buy or sell, can’t read horticulture |
| Lmao, nobody going back to Dubai after this one |
| This isn't just a trading sub it's actually a polymath sub. People here are experts at trading, geography, arabic studies, advanced mathematics and physics |
| So it won’t fuck me this time if I buy now? |
| The 🅱️ is going to be explosive when the 5️⃣trajt magically opens. |
| I don't know what to do with my hands |
| Calls on your mom's ass then |
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| Oil opening o/u 108.5 |
| not out of woods yet. a couple more hours for trump to tweet something bad . the 48 hours tweet was 2 hours from now last week |
| The "hot waitress" theory as a recession indicator needs to move over for the number of new OF accounts created on a monthly basis. I'll base my whole thesis for bear/bull based on that |
| Thank you for the DD. Will these positions still be good after I get drafted? |
| Good* |
| Anyone else go to their local "No Kangs" protest? |
| Gay-bow Chart |
| This is gay to know |
| You can follow him on Instagram: einsteinofwallst and he pretty much does a clip every day. Probably worth a follow in this coming week. Get a little bit of the vibe. |
| TeChNiCaL aNaLiSyS |
| This really made me laugh 😂 |
| I mean technically it's been a super bull market since after 2008. If you look at spxl chart you notice how it starts after The financial crisis and it's up like 4000-5000% which spy is up 700-800%. But yuh something like the lost decade 2001-2008 would have obliterated spxl into bankruptcy. |
| microdosing on dopamine |
| 🤣 |
| I bought at 534 and luckily i took the L and sold my shares at 522 |
| we are just on a whole different wave here, can't reason with you |
| Probably the opposite but ok |
| How is that so few of you fucking savages have heard of a bidet? |
| 🤔 |
| Try keeping a schedule. |
| Depends on where you are, you can try to buy CBD gummies. I used to buy them from Dr ganja. Helped a lot for sure. |
| I mean either youre receptive to it or youre not dawg |
| It fell into the straight |
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| This explains why they have been cozying up to\nTrump - he will share insider information, they use that to make money on these puts. Watch! |
| You definitely know nothing about the .com era. It was incredibly over leveraged vaporware. Investors were throwing in millions on shit like websites that teach people how to inflate a basketball or adjust their bike seat height under the guise that these would become major hot spot websites that could carry big advertising budgets. It was such horse shit. Even the Blockchain craze had better results. |
| You and that cash flow dude need to chill and get off the internet for a while |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 630.0 before 28-Mar-2026 05:39 PM -05 |
| Would you care, \nif I had hair, \nDown there? |
| !banbet |
| I AM COLORBLIND |
| And Wendy’s will go out of business along with everything else during the depression |
| "Talks are going super duper amazingly well like never seen before and never thought possible. The gay ayatollah, with tears in his eyes said 'Sir, sir, please may I suck your dick,' and I said 'no, my teeny tiny penis will only pass through your gay lips when the ships pass through the strait.' He said that was tough, but fair, and then cried because he has never seen a better deal-maker in his whole gay life." |
| Why on earth would anyone move to Moldova |
| My parents have turned into tablet babies, watching YouTube shorts at full volume on an endless loop.\n\n\nCalls on GOOG I guess |
| For me it's when you can't go at all |
| If Iran were half has incompetent as Kegsbreath they *would* have lost by now. Instead, they will win, nay dominate, by merely surviving. |
| 🎶 and the place called Kokomo 🎶 |
| Probably more like $8-$10 EOY.\n\nLooking for $4-$7 after earnings \n |
| Interesting choice of words |
| What do i base the meditation on? Like breathes in and out like how they did my wife? And do I finish raw inside too? |
| My girl speaks 4 languages how many does yours speak |
| Bitcoin is always gay. |
| banbet! |
| Second |
| Monday will be the last pump/relief before the great dump don’t let the regarded bets that held puts over the weekend tell you otherwise |
| ...basically the truth is the opposite of what exits his mouth... |
| Ask him if we can get frosties. |
| Only after gym. I have monstrous pectorals |
| When I decide to get banned, I’m gonna trigger the automod prompts back to back, spam the shizz out of the thread and get thrown out of this sub like the drunk one who decides to stay after being cut off. |
| bro just draw purple underneath the blue and it will be in the zone |
| Give me 10 Trillion, I will go to the edge of the Milky Way is a torpedo shaped casket called the enterprise! |
| Thats like a Eminem lyric or something |
| If it’s Dhurandar 2 that was actually 🔥 |
| SOMEONE POST THE SPIRAL COPIUM, QUICK |
| I just wanna lose enough money to get flaired |
| Once per hour |
| That's not a dream, that's Southern family planning |
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| And get sticky shit juice all over my shower? No thanks |
| Well atleast you won't be going to wendy's cause you will be drafted soon |
| wtf just make the blue line a little bit thicker ?? |
| If SoftBank invests in it, you know it's doomed😂 |
| But yet, I dont care |
| Eric and Jr must be really happy their dad shit on the saudis. Like bro, you have extremely profitable crypto grifts going on there. |
| Yes bro I closed days before it took a massive dump fuck me 😭 |
| And get shit juice all over my shower? No thanks |
| He likes to rock a mullet |
| The first or second time? |
| American average or world average? |
| please donnie, can we go back to losing |
| I smoked a packed yesterday and got some pussy ass juul. Menthol playboi. Maybe a thc drink per day? Too much booze fucks with my medicine and they i might have a seizure and die... well haha thats the solution |
| Update bro ？ |
| He's the guy who is still talking about how bad he's gonna beat you after hands have already been thrown. |
| I like Texas Roadhouse better |
| Just hop in the shower. Get a hand wand. |
| The best meme of all time |
| Nothing much happening in the war. News coverage is about the no kings rally |
| Appreciate the advice very much! |
| "Talks are going well" ain't gonna cut it this time 🥭 |
| No, my name has a flair |
| If I could NOT see the future, why would I be saving for retirement? I will live to be 80 with my dick and brain working perfectly, all my hair and 0 back pain, like 🥭 |
| For me it’s the little separate pebbles. I want it to be long and compact all in one piece |
| Nobody is touching Afghanistan for at least a decade. |
| ban |
| And do you remember what happened and is still happening in Iraq? |
| Bro discovered the money printer |
| Yo I was watching that movie where a wife gets revenge on a whole family for her dead husband by fucking them great watch |
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| I know. |
| i suggest you go look at the pitchforks across the nation, you think afghan is in play here?\n\n \nwe had military commanders speak out against him just last week |
| Showers bro, god made showers for those |
| The market can stay irrational longer than you solvent blah blah haha |
| Hi does your penis have hair? |
| 😩 |
| I had these same results. Then proceeded to lose my profit and quit when I hit even again. Figured out I had no idea what I was doing. Hopefully your results are better than mine. |
| Gramma give me 10 bucks for not touching myself, unfortunately Illustrious-Job1951 you will not received it this week 🥺 |
| Agree the whole Tech Eco system has turned into a Spider web of cross ownership. I read all of Nvidia's Annual report and their last quarterlies. Not Impressed, they are basically printing cash and spending it on start ups and backroom board deals left and right. The market knows that's why the stock has been range bound for so long\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/u5cfcvxvyurg1.png?width=1386&format=png&auto=webp&s=973758e92f7fd1ccc9b6c14cbd4dcf9475157b59\n\n |
| You gotta admit it's true though |
| I think at this point we are the exit liquidity |
| Being Swiss is the endgame. You don't live in either the US or EU but get rich off them and are implicity protected by being surrounded. You can import poors from France and Germany to clean your houses and your currency is automatically the strongest in the world without you actually doing anything, making you an instant millionaire when you go abroad. |
| these posts should really have a trigger warning |
| 1 time, cause the other times it’s seggs |
| Used to... mostly wife stuff |
| I didn’t see anything posted though. |
| I was 13 the first time. You? |
| This whole thing has been an L for the US.\n\nDonny needs an out. Still a shitty out, but an out. \n\nLebanon seems to be where Israel have shifted focus to. |
| Living in Europe requires dealing with Europoors |
| Relief rally will restore hope in investors that’s when I use them as exit liquidity |
| No you eat MY dongus |
| Jokes on you. Get a citizenship in a tax haven like Moldova, get taxed 12% on all income regardless of bracket and live anywhere you want in Europe |
| Monday might be a 3% down day… good luck |
| None whatsoever. |
| https://preview.redd.it/p1bw4yhnyurg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb767d1d20bc7d9b1922cee8a62b3f27e172cab0 |
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| im dumb i bought apr 6 |
| you know what the worst kind of shit to take is\n\nit's not the rock hard ones that are hard to push\n\nor the watery slop\n\nit's the sticky ones\n\nand you gotta spend like 4 hours just wipin that shit |
| Or Tuesday |
| Like, um, three or four. Three or four times, maybe five. |
| Pro tip |
| While rock hard |
| Ruh roh |
| So you said rings are for retards and then admitted to spending thousands of dollars on a ring |
| Once in the morning and once before bed, usually. |
| When I hear “tit for tat”, I think whoever is getting the tat is getting the shit end of the deal. |
| Sounds like a broke Europoor to me |
| You boys must be looking for pennies in your imaginary couch so you can pretend to trade next week. |
| I'm also short those same equities. Also short BTC |
| Next pump will not compensate for Mondays dump |
| Yo so we all just on simpcity gooning rn got it |
| I’m down to one a day. |
| Now just think if you bought call options… |
| I liked the roadhouse remake |
| So 2028? |
| He technically is. Max height is technically 6'8. He might be tiny bit under that but not by much. |
| Like 90% of traffic is Iranian or Iranian linked. (I'm just talking post US sanctions being lifted). \n\nI mean the US haven't a clue what they are doing so I wouldn't rule anything out. \n\n |
| Market manipulation at its finest haha, i got screwed thinking it wasnt |
| Grab a ciggie like a real man |
| Most missiles and drones are shot down. Some get through. Ending Iran's ability to replace their dwindling supply is the reason the steel plants were blown up yesterday. Once all the manufacturing ability is destroyed they'll be left with nothing. |
| Next pump I’m getting tf out of the casino |
| Lower rates! Buy psky! OP is so stupid I didnt even assume he was baiting exit liquidity |
| I love it maybe that's true |
| Why is she taking you to an Indian movie? |
| _Elon Musk salivates_ |
| To shreads you say? |
| Shame |
| No bullshit. How many times a day do you guys wank it? I do normally 3. |
| Are we at the unknown unknown phase? |
| Holy F, both u/cashflow_ and I are on the leaderboard by comments and not on karma board. \n\nThat’s enough Reddit for me. Time to touch some ass. |
| You trade full time? |
| you have to go to mars to get it |
| Rumor is he's one of Peter Theil's boys |
| Kinda bottoming now , don’t you think ? |
| Two dip buying opportunities in 1 term?? I'm tired of winning |
| Cause you did it all backwards, you were supposed to get depressed first, then get a kid, family and then a tech job |
| Meditation. At first it feels pointless but once you learn to stop being so self conscious it feels good\n\nGet a timer that beeps when its done. That way you know youre not gonna go over |
| Yeah you got that right. You can bomb the shit out of Iran and all you bombing is sand rock and camel turds |
| Sounds like it smells |
| Get mad wasted and start smoking. Stress goes down, you feel better. But the chances of cancer goes up. At least you can live longer |
| Have an emergency hoard of cash |
| I have a serious question: how old were you, if you were alive at all, when the US invaded Iraq? |
| Buy calls at put walls, buy puts at call walls? |
| My hypothesis is that countries with squat toilets are less obese than countries with seat toilets simply because they have to squat their body weight everyday just to use the restroom. |
| is she indian? |
| Next time just ask her boyfriend to take her. |
| None of it works without Power and Electricity, that's the safer bet they have Profits! |
| Houthi and the Blowfish |
| This guy shreads |
| Sure but it’s an L. I think more pain would need to be felt before they accept that. Plus Israel isn’t going to go along with it |
| Divorce |
| This is not a bear thesis, this is AI slop |
| The best way to fix the economy is increase rent by 500% more and mortgage rates at least 30%. Housing should be for only the elites and hedgies. Rest of the bottom 95% should have mandatory 200 sq ft housing and work 70 hours a week at minimum wage. |
| They are great for cleaning out the barrel of a naval cannon |
| If stress is a killer ill be dead in a few years... I mean 4hours of sleep and 20 stressed is rough. Whats the play? Whats the medicine? |
| I hear those fancy 5d theaters pipe in the authentic india smell |
| Is being a rich European the ultimate goal to have in life? Living in Europe is way better than living in the US and being rich makes sure you dont have to deal with all the brokeness that comes from living in Europe |
| Those sound like some fun night clubs tbh. |
| Puts on Microsoft. ITM calls on petroleum companies. If ETFs open green, 3-4 dte puts when it inevitably tanks on Thursday and Friday. |
| Another Pizza suggestion after the olive oil tip from yesterday. \n\nDon’t be a lazy ass and buy shredded mozzarella cheese. Get an unshredded one and shred it yourself with a grater. |
| https://preview.redd.it/wo1e92umxurg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e63b1487888260049fa6fa9be41398316e8b169 |
| They cried this time last year too when the bottom fell out. Let them fall for it again. |
| Bullish AI, literally everyone on reddit has been screaming "AI bubble about to pop". Always do the opposite of what reddit "investors" are doing. |
| Houtis using chatgpt I know it |
| We need china to take taiwan and we can buy spy at 200 |
| *so far\n |
| Here to report after checking the damage of this past week, there are no boobs on the ground, my portfolio has officially gone tits up. |
| They can't make cheap missiles. They used to be able to make cheap drones, but all of their manufacturing capability is getting destroyed. Why do you think the steel plants were blown up yesterday?\n\nI'm older than you. The same scenarios played out similarly in Iraq and Afghanistan. Neither of them had the ability to fight conventionally. \n\nThey're able to hold the strait because of their remaining drones and missiles. It's not because of any remaining navy or air force. They're using radio to communicate to the ships. \n\nOut of 1000s and 1000s of of sorties Iranians are celebrating that they grazed 2 fighters. Apparently, you're impressed by this.\n\nTheir ability to fight "asymmetrically" continues to be reduced daily. \n\nEvery piece of intelligence shows the number of missiles and drones they started the war with. There is a range. They didn't have millions of drones and missiles to begin with. The number they shoot daily continues to drop every week. At the beginning of the war they were sending 100s a day. Now some days it is less than 10. \n\nYou keep saying they're cheaper to make, which is true, but they have to be able to make them. You think we didn't know where they were being built? They can't make drones in a backyard or someone's shed at scale. \n\nCountries like the UK & France joining the theater adds pressure to the equation. France has already sent their largest carrier, the Charles de Gaulle, to the region. That's more than a strongy worded letter. The UK is already proving missile and drone defense to Arab countries. \n\nAgain, they will forfeit soon, or they will die fighting. |
| As in cum back? Probably a few liters. I hadn't nutted for a few days so that tracks |
| hell no |
| Ha! you said it, if someone said were doing last years shit again this year 2 months ago i woulda laughed at them |
| SPY is yo uncle obv but why do you call yoself 600? |
| I think Iran will not escalate this conflict on its own. It will follow tit-for-tat which makes it troublesome for USA and Israel. USA and Israel can escalate or continue to bomb Iran (nothing left at Iran to bomb while Iran has plenty of potential targets) |
| Once they kick that in you will basically be forced to give up all your rights in return for the income…… sounds like a great deal right? |
| What Kim Kardashian’s get on her back |
| Seems like natural gas prices has barely been bothered with this war. |
| deadass, bro? |
| Right now? Sell every stock you own lol. |
| wife dragging me to an Indian movie tn and it’s fucking 4 hrs long. popping edible now |
| Damn why does it line up so well 😭 he will really make it repeat 1 to 1... |
| Society is slop and people are not groomed for the future |
| Eventually but monday is up |
| god blessed me with unnatural abilities |
| This is a very good truism. Well done. |
| Nope. But married someone smart who realized wasting more than a few grand on a ring was a really stupid idea. |
| What’s the point of buying far ITM puts, the high delta? Is it essentially shorting shares at that point? |
| What’s your biggest comeback? |
| Buy high sell low until you need food stamps then profit |
| They should take a good look at Oracle to see what happens when you go full regard on AI |
| No way spy has a 5% day Monday |
| Ive been riding MTZ since last year. Think it is finally topping. Locked in some gains and going to ride the rest out. |
| Take a nice sunny vacation if you haven’t in a while. Try to keep your thoughts present when on vacation |
| To disagree |
| He got brutally framemogged by asu frat leader |
| You know your news sources are overwhelmingly censored when you don't realize how much is popping off right now. |
| if oil wasnt impacted stocks wouldnt really care about the war at all |
| They are called Yhooters and Yhookers |
| Jes buy dat shit lo an sell hi, you hear me boy? |
| The motor on the winch that makes it go away during the day is broken. Production is working on it as we speak. This all just a dream Truman. |
| Unexpect the expected |
| alright boys time to go drink beer and yell at a TV in a public place |
| Is your cousin an ape? Because ape together strong |
| Nah nobody gives a fuck about his fake agreement shit anymore. First signs of corroboration of peace talks from Iran there will definitely be a pump, but Trump’s tweets mean nothing. |
| Wish i had money to trade |
| sir, this a wendells |
| This time might be a little different. You can't bomb a country that survived the stone age, remembers it, and expect it to go well. |
| weird. i can only poop while i’m walking |
| Why?? |
| Gotcha. It has been a bull market since 2020. I guess it’s time to sell soon |
| Letitia James? |
| 🍊 man just threatened Iran again on Truth btw \nWe are by all definitions FUCKED \nBoob, dick, legs, boots are most definitely will be touching ground |
| Sure. Just win more money than you lose\n\nIts simple |
| lol ok |
| So only when they back off from Iran, we’ll have a bear market? 🤩 |
| Sweet home Alabama 🥰 |
| Israel moment |
| I sit to pee and stand to poo |
| He’s been panic taco ing for a week |
| don’t trade on Wednesday |
| Had a weird dream about my cousin 🙈 |
| this is the way |
| I heard that hooters or hookers from Yemen join war 😳 |
| I stand up when I sleep |
| I'd take hardware progress stuck at exactly Sept 10th 2001 forever if it would unfuck the last 25 years. |
| Guys does anyone have any advice on how to make money in the stock market? |
| Sounds good. Get a trust fund going for the kid, buy some extra property too before the dollar hyperinflates and then transition fully into part time work when you're like 45-50 and enjoy life. |
| Nike puts? |
| most of the ships are not Iranian, they're privately owned, and the oil belongs to whoever bought it (China and India). If the US wants to start burning Chinese and Indian oil out at sea, this will get a lot worse. |
| Well inflation is increasing right now so... |
| Gonna be real with you guys, sometimes i sit down to poop. |
| Latest post on Truth. SPY touches 600 this week |
| I can’t wait for the pump Lol.. trump is gonna 🌮 |
| Israel doing Israel tings |
| Agree with this post. |
| Retards have it easy actually. It's the regular folks who have it hard. |
| > Israel has killed three journalists in a targeted strike on their car in southern Lebanon.\n\nhttps://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/3/28/iran-war-live-trump-again-slams-natos-lack-of-support-for-war-on-tehran |
| Houthis have entered the chat |
| If you at the front of the line on the embassy roof in Saigon |
| Why would u even invest such an amount in SNAP of all companies |
| He looks happy |
| Was it bear market due to US withdrawal or was it due to rising interest rates from inflation? |
| When your sister will be looking for a boyfriend, send me DM! |
| There is too much single source risk, the main "Starlink" clients are Governments as per their own website crowing about it. |
| Well I see that it’s only half your portfolio so I mean sell the rest and dollar cost average to about $5.50. It will hit $7-10 again one day |
| Never let a trade become an investment |
| Right? Who needs college when we have ChatGPT |
| I always do in my own house. Why make a mess? |
| Gift one to mangoman. |
| The stock market isn’t open, what would be the point of posting if he can’t manipulate the market? |
| Thw thing is, you cannot trust data released by this admin so I don't think the employment data would matter |
| Crimes don't matter anymore if you haven't noticed |
| Gonna be real with you guys, sometimes i sit down to pee. |
| Houthis hit a ship in the Red Sea this week, SPY to 600 |
| Boring weekend no news |
| Because it's compounded daily. \nIn a super bull market it will grow more than 3x \nIn a choppy or bear market it will decay and die faster than underlying. \n\n\nIf you margin call it's simple interest. \nSpxl is compounded daily. That's the best way to explain it I think you can figure out the rest. |
| So many names I wish I didn’t know like why is this clavicular guy in my feeds. It’s like that hawk thua girl |
| Hey Elon, where is that high universal basic income you talk about, I need it right now |
| Neither do sandals and look where that got the Vietcong |
| Every time I see SoftBank invest billions it burn down. |
| Look at his eyes |
| FYI, the Houthis in Yemen just got involved today. They had been waiting on the sidelines but now launched a bunch of missiles at Israel.\n\nThe last formal conflict they were in was with Saudi Arabia for a couple years and the best Arabia could do was essentially a draw despite all their US weaponry. |
| "I saw the turd, and the turd was me" |
| Sounds like a pretty retarded thing to do. I give it about 2 week until the admin tries to do this |
| Not even a point in doing that I'm just waiting until my AI welfare that Elon keeps talking about |
| the only true art form |
| I wonder if they stick the really big guys on like embassy guard assignments to impress overseas visitors. Where else would you put a 7 foot tall marine? |
| It was me |
| Someone left a turd in my toilet |
| Potatoes Up and Tech Extinct! |
| Count your blessings and stop comparing yourself to others and get drunk once in a while |
| Somebody hasn't checked move or popcorn prices lately. It would cost at least double that. |
| it's nice that we can endlessly bomb countries to the stoneage and suffer no consequence whatsoever |
| people keep saying wars are bullish but its only bullish if you win, in 1973 the year the US withdrew from Vietnam there was a bear market.\n\n |
| Totally Agree! The whole global market is in a bubble. Everywhere you look New companies with Zero Track record except for cash burn, Zero Profits and Zero returns with outrageous [valuations.It](http://valuations.It) is the same a saying you own your 1.5 Million Dollar House when the Mortgage is 15 million. And now with the Missile-Pallooza going on the global economy is stating to Realize the only things worth money are food, Housing,electricity and Fuel. The Markets did this before " the Great Depression " Every inch of this has been fostered and propped up by "Government Spending" well the debt clock shows the world is out of Cash! |
| Bone spurs in his head prevent him from combat duty. He will have to serve his country from the options market |
| Art of the Deal |
| Make sure your physician writes you an exemption from sex-having. |
| It is interesting. It's really the idea that everyone knows things are bad, but I think they are worse and the solutions are more difficult and Iran has more control than the media says. I mean if the most powerful navy/airforce hasn't made the spice flow yet, tells you all you need to know. Iran has "nothing" to lose/is in a stronger position than many people like/want to admit regardless of political beliefs. |
| I’m on the spectrum |
| Considering they are also associated with the term “alternative facts”. Does it surprise you when they change the meaning to fit their narrative? |
| Drones are cheap as hell dude |
| Nether storm |
| I’m waiting for a manipulation smack down of oil before I do options. Already in companies with shares |
| College is a way to gatekeep knowledge. Its just a matter of buying the right kind of knowledge.\n\nHigher education has always been a way to gatekeep cultural belonging, upper class mobility, and knowledge |
| College proves you are trainable, or at least it is supposed to. |
| Fake agreement tweet on Monday morning. SPY pump to 660, oil to $90. Iran says it’s “fake news” .. drop to SPY 650, oil to $100. Boots on ground next week. |
| thanks man |
| Those are nice. |
| And they are getting an additional 48b in debt. |
| I have a bone spur in my cock. Ladies? |
| yea shoulda bought the apr 10th |
| Yeah he won the national math comp in china. And he doesn't even speak English |
| Why not both? |
| We already know where it's going: to the right, dummy |
| Still waiting for boobs on the ground? \n\nI present you, even better, the Japanese pair of tits \n\nhttps://japannews.yomiuri.co.jp/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/9450715-1.jpg |
| Who TF started college, man fuck you. I just wasted money for what. To shitpost on wsb? College/uni shouldn't even exist, just put people into jobs and train them |
| Not much. May or may not dip in to the 50s. |
| You genuinely think they have infinite leeway to increase price? |
| Israel will ensure that this doesn't happen. |
| Fortunate son intensifies |
| This is the dumbest conflict the US has ever started |
| Like what? I haven’t heard anything interesting true or false. |
| to what? |
| now *that’s* what i call a reacharound |
| Thanks. I hope you get one too. |
| Learn to trade |
| I will personally close the Gay of Hormuz and the Bab el-Gaydeb Strait, starting from NOW. |
| When you start having kids with your tech job family, it can cause workplace issues |
| Behind. We keep having "once in a generation" shocks that has crippled the confidence of young people. Combined with the destruction of third spaces and social skills, largely due to social media, meaningful relationships have become difficult to attain. Starting a family seems like an impossible task when you work 16 hours days just to make sure you aren't laid off when the next "once in a generation" event happens. So we spend all of our money gambling like degenerates in the hope that we attain financial security and thus the confidence to stop working so fucking hard and maybe, just maybe find a partner. This has been my TED talk. Also, puts next week. |
| I’m at the end of the autism curve |
| Might be sooner than we think, apparently 🥭 is thrilled by the n word. |
| i bet it is man, 6100 is def gonna be support |
| Why |
| crocs dont seem like a durable material |
| not really. their denials are just confirmation of what we already know |
| Oh don’t you worry about my beacons they’re spaced perfectly |
| From her boyfriend. Tell her to get her tubes tide |
| Junk debt, junk sector, junk management, junk company |
| Is he Chinese? If not I’m not interested |
| Damn how's Crocs doing? I remember the went to the moon during COVID . |
| i kinda wanna build a new PC, but I kinda want to access another timeline first |
| Get some Lexapro. Did wonders for me in same situation. |
| When they start explaining that tactical nukes are not real nukes then I'll get worried |
| Based |
| This sure is feeling real WeWork at this point |
| Start going for walks outside |
| https://preview.redd.it/7roodgfcvurg1.png?width=1052&format=png&auto=webp&s=e3c6e268e3cb0b3cc07b4426a809f24266173fac |
| I think us and Iran may have reached an agreement |
| Fuck no. Why in case I need it like 3 times out of the year. That’s a pack of condoms. I would if I started an affair though |
| They are going to give our troops Crocs to wear so it’s not technically boots on the ground |
| If you think about it deeply\n\nWe are here for a temporary time so it doesn't matter if you rich or poor\n\nYou might have a better experience if you are rich but it doesn't really matter if you think about it |
| This place gives me joy |
| There’s a lot of money sitting underneath the farmland market. \n\nWe’re not going to see more than a 20% correction in the next five years. |
| Thursday? |
| That only works if your beacons are well spaced. |
| Kill someone who’s tough to kill |
| I’ll be waiting |
| ask 🥭 jr lol. literally made one last week |
| And they’ll dump bounds |
| My strategy \n\n\nDon't sell anything\n\n\nWait a little bit\n\n\nStart buying stuff again |
| Shhhhhhhhhh dont spill the goods. |
| i think most even expect it because there has been nothing but escalation the past month (in terms of whats real) |
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| Again, for the same shit than yesterday? |
| The Retarded Iran War is the grand finale of the US decoupling itself from everyone else in all the ways the US worked decades to have\n\nTrump will do everything he can to make sure America pays so that he never does |
| I was early. In always early, dammit |
| You're completely wrong |
| 965 a pop. shooting for 30% |
| The same western technology protection that has led the US to abandon many of its bases in the region? \n\nOr maybe there’s a special one that’ll protect bridges in Saudi but not US bases. |
| This week I’m going to use triangulation to confirm the market’s direction |
| You may ask yourself: How did I get here? |
| Just because I really like trains doesn’t mean I don’t like dinosaurs. |
| I'm gonna start a killer drone startup, how do I get a gov contract? |
| But have you seen my quant? |
| Handjob Hill |
| Good thing you don't drive much. |
| It’s gonna be another brutal week to be a retard 100% |
| aside from the global volatility\n\nyou have to realize that the possibilities stemming from AI are still yet to be fully fleshed out which means that you don't know what all these companies are worth \n\nvaluations have to come down before the race starts |
| Ukraine killed 40% of russia's export capacity yesterday... |
| Stroke? |
| Does it worry anyone else that Fox news is bringing on pundits talking about how a ground invasion isn't really boots on the ground? |
| Forget the Hot Waitress Economic Index.\n\nThe WSB Sydney Sweeney Indicator is where its at. The more Sydney Sweeney comments there are on WSB the better the stock market is doing. \n\nSydney Sweeney comments use too be so common back we were in a bull market. Fully covniced you nerds lost too much to have the energy to goon. |
| What is this, the philosophy channel? |
| I have assembled over 30 remote control model boats. Gentlemen we sail for antigua at dawn |
| we shall all meet by and by |
| Orange man don’t like market down. Something is up. |
| Gas too expensive to afford WW3 |
| At a quick glance, I thought it was Stanley Tucci. |
| Hard to say. Monday will show if institutions are done selling for now, or if they are at least willing to take a break from it. They seemed to be in a relative hurry on Friday. |
| i believe it’s akshually Bunch of Crunch |
| Working from home has perks |
| No quant model will be able to predict the upcoming US Iran trade deal and that's why I will buy calls |
| What's wrong with me, I have a tech job family kid, no debt but still depressed wtf |
| I don't think sub 6000 is out of the question |
| And the new Ayatollah called to me crying “Sir, we are lousy at fighting, we can’t take it anymore. Can we just name the strait after you, the “Great strait of Trump” and we can split the toll with you personally?” |
| I don't take it in the back, not at the moment anyway. Maybe when I lose my fortune I will meet you behind a wendys |
| Hi guys just turned 68, should I level in Netherstorm or Shadowmoon Valley |
| Try angulate deez nuts |
| 🥭 meeting at 6:30 |
| They could target all civilian infrastructure while still being protected by Western technology |
| Very true |
| Monday will be +/- 0.1%. |
| >Over 11,000 targets have been hit in Iran\n\nLol holy hell what a regard. Do you have a tracker? How many 'targets' are left? How many targets do you think we hit in Iraq and Afghanistan before those troops went in? Do you havr any idea how much mofe cheaply and quickly they can replenish their missiles and drones compared to ours? \n\n>This is Iran getting annihilated\n\nHomie, what color Kool-aid is in your cup? Do you really actually think hitting buildings with bombs in a country with decades of preparation and under-mountain bunkers will make them "annihilated?" Genuine question, are you even 18? \n\n>Their top layers of leadership have all been killed.\n\nReplaced and filled in with the next members up and covered by horizontal leadership structures as well. \n\n>Their navy is destroyed. Their air force is destroyed.\n\nInteresting. Is that why they still hold the Strait closed and are able to get payments from some countries to permit them to pass safely? \n\n>Their air defense, which was shit to begin with, is mostly destroyed.\n\nMy brother in christ they just hit an F35 and an F18. \n\n>The US & Israel are flying around Iran like it's the friendly skies\n\nSee above, again. \n\n>In what conventional war metric is Iran winning? None.\n\n\nThey aren't fighting a conventional war, bozo. They are fighting asymetrically. \n\n\n\n>The only thing they have left is a dwindling supply of missiles and drones that they won't be able to replace.\n\nBased on what intelligence? Theirs are much cheaper to make than our missiles. \n\n>They're lucky the US has kept the other gulf nations at bay. \n\nLmao. \n\n>There is a growing coalition to open and protect the strait that includes the UK & France\n\nIf wr had them "annihilated" why do we neex the UK and France? And what, exactly, are they doing to change the situation? Writing strongly worded warnings to the UN? \n\n>The last card they hold, controlling the strait, will not be allowed by the rest of the world. \n\nIt currently is\n |
| I’d like it to go up Monday to unload my SPY bags I picked thinking 640 was a good entry. |
| Ya |
| my shits expire on friday.... should've bought longer dated |
| Are you talking about the chemtrails and COVID being done by the deep state? Because that's true |
| Take it back |
| too soon man Apr 9th |
| You ARE the father. I am the mother. 🤱 |
| Yes I took two but only cause my school wanted it otherwise I wouldn't have. |
| I'm probably on the curve. |
| Definitely not now. |
| Must be very expensive those puts are.. how much gains you think you will make off of |
| You haven’t put fuel in car in 25 plus days? |
| its ackshually called a Bunch of Crows |
| dont worry man its only a dead cat, im bullish as shit but this going down another 5% |
| True. And to be fair if the average Joe complains, they should pull themselves up by their bootstraps and own an oil company |
| Unmarried? |
| Damn bro go outside more |
| A lot of fake news and misinformation spreading this weekend |
| OP packing the fries in the bag whilst trying to teach us how to navigate a bear market |
| I'll do by the end of the year |
| I’m starting to get a real feeling Monday is going to be green. Not like limit up or anything, just like casually +0.5% or something. |
| The AI WeWork |
| You know how I know you're fake? Because you can't even write the word retard like a true degenerate. |
| You realise it’s not one or the other right? There are more ways to play a market than long and short. You can also be short short term and long long term… or delta neutral and playing vol, or a multitude of other combos. |
| Yeah I thought it was an app for young hustlers looking to get their money up. So You can probably imagine my confusion when I went to a meetup to discuss business ideas but ended up leaving with a sore ass! |
| damn im holding puts and its definitely gonna spike up 2% on monday |
| You can hypo my tenuse any time big boy, know what I is sayin? |
| Or they'll get a sneak attack |
| Oh Snap 🫰 |
| How abou czar czar binks? |
| I think Mongo is mulling options for a full TACO |
| I think we'll be down just under 1% tomorrow, possibly a few flat days but if we're looking at a ground invasion on the long weekend I suspect we'll be below 620 by Thursday. |
| Lol they needed the Brits and Yanks to help them fuckin shoot the things at Yemen |
| nice man congrats, i wish i owned a house |
| Monday gonna be crazy |
| Deez nuts |
| WallStreetBers |
| Liberation day 2.0. Calls it is |
| It doesn't get better anytime soon |
| I'm sure they want to keep having 1000s of bombs dropped on them. Sounds fun & exciting. |
| The market will go up next week if there’s no new infrastructure destroyed. That should make you feel a little better. |
| If you’re under 30, are you behind in life?\n\nYou could use money to justify your place but are you ahead of the curve or behind? |
| You guys mearly adopted the regardedness. I was born in it, molded by it |
| He could drop a nuke as we speak or pull all U.S forces out and make it the world’s problem. He has to many yes men around him. |
| unprofitable. Priced for future growth expectations, 70% of business is MSFT. If they cut back or spending or reduce dependence stock will tank. Rallied after IPO and is now on a bear channel heading back to reality.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ryyy455zturg1.jpeg?width=3634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7f0d66a162c0e34521b679810854d387ab820a6 |
| Hi I hear you guys get escort services all the time, can any of those help escort the crude tankers through Hormuz?\n\nI mean they are used to dealing with slow uninsurable crude guys right? |
| You are not the father |
| You took the "vaccine" didn't you?\n\nEasy to tell |
| It’s called a Murder of Crows |
| $75.88 |
| Nothing the US and Israel aren’t already doing. Nothing significant would change in Tehran. The only differences would be in Riyadh. |
| That’s an interesting topic I would like to hear more about |
| Which would prompt Iran to destroy even more oil, water, and electrical infrastructure in American allies in the region. \n\nThe only good option at this point is for the US to abandon the middle east entirely |
| Rude. You can take half of 'em . |
| Why would there be a +2% during the week? |
| That still is just sucking big debt numbers into a larger one, even if the IPO goes to plan he will have to show his actual cash burn on all his (SpaceX) umbrella.) First it was cars then x then Giant car presses then Robots? \n\nMeanwhile China took his car supremacy, and ate his lunch. And at CES Chinese robots were doing Martial arts and dancing meanwhile Melania can barely get a robot not to fall over in the whit house. |
| I bought calls expiring Tuesday, right before close on Friday…I sure hope so |
| im fully run through |
| I'm not entirely sure here. If Israel and USA literally just left Iran is only going to continue to piss off everyone else if they keep the strait closed. I think the Chinese pressure alone would probably make them reopen it voluntarily. I don't think either Israel or the US or anyone else would really like the government that raises from those ashes but I think that's inevitable anyways. |
| First time filling up the tank after the war started. Damnnnn |
| I feel the urge to make an obscene banbet if there’s any halts on Monday. |
| Supposedly only around a third of their missiles have been destroyed, I suspect they can keep it up for quite a while. |
| I guess you could say the top was in. Now we're bottoming. |
| Calls on dope(s). |
| If there's no positive news this weekend I reckon we open a bit down or flat and close -2 to -4% |
| agree w this post !!! |
| 👻 |
| scare meeee |
| Anthony Bourdain ask from grave do you want bread to this set |
| Anthropic is way better. And Google. OpenAI is gonna lose. |
| These corrections are long overdue. |
| No truth posted in last 24 hours. Either discussions going very well or they will get another 30 days of pause from strikes |
| Perfect timing too , as Unilever just spun off the magnum ice cream company…tmicc |
| Duh. I play 0dte on my fun account and been buying puts for past weeks. My history has been nothing but making fun of bols. That don't mean i will die on recession hill that perma bers are clamoring for 🤣 |
| I finally sold two orders last week that had been sitting around for a couple of years. |
| Calls for Mon/Tues then puts |
| And they said “Thank you, Sir, we’ll never be able to make it up to you!”, and I said “You’re, welcome!” |
| Lern mafs |
| downvotes prove ur on the right path bud. they dont want this to be known. lock your doors and windows tonight |
| What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a sink?\n\nDwayne |
| Everybody a czar these days |
| A flock of Crows fly in such a disorganized pattern. They should learn from other birds and try angulation. |
| If you were someone like Iran wouldn't you spread a reserve of your essential military industrial equipment all over the place so if one factory complex gets hit you can bring it all together again somewhere else and start producing again. I expect that there are many underground factories and storage facilities everywhere too. If I thought of it you can bet they have a long time ago. |
| We don't want kids so I would but my wife is pretty much infertile and takes birth control for the underlying condition of that so I haven't bothered |
| Uncle Sam? More like Uncle Scam |
| Ok Heff... |
| Saudi could level Teheran now that they have no air defense |
| everyone is bearish and says puts , so maybe calls , i expect red pre-market and then recovery |
| Commodities do go negative sometimes - remember when oil did that? Just wait for gold to do the same thing! |
| Whooo man, 10k 😳😳 we are gambling max 50 bucks here |
| More or less. Usually coast on 1.5 but yes. 2 shots in the morning, and a glass with coke in the evening with food. |
| Im holding off on any oil buys as knowing trump he'll say something that'll immediately flip the market sending everything else up for a few days with oil roaring nack down to probably around 85 again\n\nThen imma put some dosh in |
| Since the shut down will extend to mid April, a slump is within reason. |
| You will find out tomm evening |
| Show us on the graph |
| Fair. But it also reeks of desperation trying to drum up hope around something that has been happening for weeks with little impact. Just factually tho, those pipelines throughput is dogass. Maybe instead of wasting time/money building “The Line” Saudis should have built “The Pipe-line”. |
| Iran is already an obliterated mess. The gulf nations could finish the job. And they wouldn't be as nice about it. Iran is lucky the US has kept them at bay. |
| 3-4 dte puts if it opens green on monday. Freak the fuck out if it tanks at open. |
| Other options like driving a convoy of gold plated Ferraris up and down the same street repeatedly for no reason? |
| Put, but I bet there will be a rally(+2%) in the week. |
| Closed and locked in the gains. Would’ve been 1000% if i held to expiry. |
| I’m a carboy fan myself. Making beer was fun. |
| Are my 4/2 QQQ 582 calls cooked? |
| Not quite |
| Lol gotem |
| We are the last seconds before you brain run out of oxygen |
| Smart. The whole $10K port? |
| Yes, being a bear is expensive. |
| Read the replies if you care. I ain't repeating same shit over and over. You perma bers need to chill with doom and gloom. |
| Lol the regard speaking confidently has no positions? Sounds about right. |
| It's all about the BAB EL-MANDEB strait now |
| Nice try… |
| Puts or Calls on SPY next week? |
| It's the chemtrails |
| Triangulate deez nuts |
| Yeah that's right. I heard that too. That's why they shut down Alex Jones, he exposed the truth |
| You should surround yourself with less crazy people. |
| This. Even if they go to Venezuela the infrastructure is just not there. Will take couple of years to get this project off the ground. |
| I would go Andorra or Liechtenstein. Plenty of mountains to hide in, not a significant military force, an abundance of rich tourists and residents... and no one ever talks about these countries in the news, so you're unlikely to garner any significant attention. |
| Pipelines are like railroads; they are comparatively cheap and easy to repair. They aren't something you want to burn missiles or drones on when there's better stuff to shoot at (like AWACS planes, apparently). |
| Finna go to the smoke shop, I'll see if I can broker a peace deal with the Iranian owners while I'm there |
| It takes you a week to finish a bottle? |
| I’m so retarded it hurts |
| Selling whole portfolio Monday at a loss and going to wait until this next inevitable reversal ends to buy at the top. |
| 😡😡😡 |
| It’s news of the market decides it’s news. Even if you’re right. |
| Fr |
| I heard from someone that covid was fake and that it was just them chem trailing the sky more heavily with more aluminum. Honestly that would not be impossible for them to do, what proof do we even have that it was a virus |
| They are obviously looking for bag holders. |
| $ACHR bag holders |
| Thats an interesting topic I would like to hear more about |
| a no nut yolo? |
| It showed up on my twatter feed today sport |
| She will be showing traits of her pus |
| Is this a thing? |
| If you are at the back on the line, you do all the pushing....just saying. |
| We are Ber we carry the flame |
| Could not have used a calculator, the massive debt number is too large. |
| this thread feels exactly the same as recess at the psych ward |
| Earth's a big space ship and we're flying closer to the moon now. |
| No one knows what the true deficit is and it's definitely not Bessent napkin math |
| You born 14 years ago? |
| Triangulate Deez Nuts, lmao |
| Working on it. |
| Outside the US obviously |
| Hey that’s u/smart_doge’s schtick |
| Left tit, right tit. Big tit, small tit. Natural tit, fakenews tit. |
| Fuck no. What if I decide when I'm 70 that I want to have kids with my hot 20-year old wife? |
| Triangulation |
| Aww why so angry, big boi 🤣🤡 |
| What’s the big things you have learned |
| Coml comoran |
| If someone could make a comment including the word “triangulation” so I can reply back “triangulate deez nuts” that would make my day |
| why is it 3pm and super sunny out BUT I CAN CLEARLY SEE THE MOON during the day\n\nthis wasn’t like this 15 years ago\n\nthey’re not telling us something |
| There will be flying cars for some people. Not anyone on Reddit tho |
| Will she be escorting down the Straits of Hormuz? |
| name tits |
| I will soon be banned, but I ask my fellow bears to carry on the torch of dunking on these dumb fuck bulls in my absence. God speed ✊ |
| UAE ADCOP also has been running at its terrible capacity of 1.5m bpd. |
| Totally agree The Valuation is at 1.25 to 1.5 Trillion on a reported 8 Billion of EBITDA earnings. Simple math on python it will take 156 years and 3 months to make the 1.25 Trillion Back. By any investor metrics the Valuation is nuts for a plan that will take more than Elons life to complete. After all his own words when asked by a reporter "I may not live on mars".\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/olfp93wdsurg1.png?width=1249&format=png&auto=webp&s=354009795d49721d371e5552163143549b82b7c5\n\nNumbers do not lie! |
| My wife says there are still chances of getting pregnant after a vasectomy |
| My port has had one already |
| Retesting 600 easy |
| That just means the oil has to go through the Bab Al Mandab instead and the Houthis just joined the war. Only way out now is to go to Suez (so limited to only sues max tankers) and then around the whole Africa to get to Asia. Still a massive disruption/capacity loss. |
| This shit is too big to taco |
| A 50/50 allocation in tech and energy has not had a negative year since 2020 just saying |
| Girl, I can't understand it, why you want to hurt me\n\nAfter all of the things I've done for you\n\nI buy you champagne and roses, put diamonds on your finger\n\nAnd still, you hang out all night\n\nWhat am I to do? |
| Reddit is so ass with bots it’s crazy |
| Very nice. Where do you check tbose credit spreds..? |
| Yes, plus you get to watch Netflix for a week on the couch until you heal up. |
| She’s the lead negotiator |
| No, I don't want to let all the microplastics out |
| Name fits. |
| Saudi Petrolone has been operating at max capacity for weeks. This isn’t news. There is also ADCOP to UAE operating at max capacity. Both have dogshit throughout. 7 million bpd for Petroline and 1.5 million bpd for ADCOP |
| Ask us again in 3 years. |
| Positions or stfu. |
| What? |
| You go into debt and gamble with that money, on pure hope?\n\nYou have no idea how much risk you're taking. This war is already quite unprecedented in its economic effects (incoming with a lag) and it has only started! |
| It’s time for twitter check if you can understand us leader post, it time to go to the bed |
| Well the market seems to disagree with you, lil fella. But I’m sure you’re the smartest among all your troglodyte peers. |
| If they short-sheet holding a piece of ground in the ME, it doesn’t matter how big the military is. Exposed chess pieces will be taken if not protected. |
| I mean wasn't that already known? |
| > They both have been at 100% capacity but they have dogshit throughput so it’s barely even noteworthy.\n\n7m barrels is most of Saudi's capacity. Their max is 12m but they usually don't pump more than 9-10m per day. |
| Over 11,000 targets have been hit in Iran. They're decimated. You can't even call this a "war". This is Iran getting annihilated. Their top layers of leadership have all been killed. Their navy is destroyed. Their air force is destroyed. Their air defense, which was shit to begin with, is mostly destroyed. The US & Israel are flying around Iran like it's the friendly skies. They're flying 100s of sorties every day. In what conventional war metric is Iran winning? None.\n\nThe only thing they have left is a dwindling supply of missiles and drones that they won't be able to replace. They're lucky the US has kept the other gulf nations at bay. That could change, though. \n\nThere is a growing coalition to open and protect the strait that includes the UK & France. The last card they hold, controlling the strait, will not be allowed by the rest of the world. \n\nIt's simply a matter of time that they forfeit or die fighting. |
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| Both can be true |
| How old r u now if u don’t mind me asking |
| Yup; just a veiled pump for PSKY to be picked up by algo sentiment scanners (paid for by whatever hedge fund is stuck holding a big PSKY bag after the deal fell through lol) |
| They won't do shit because once the US backs off and 🥭 gets bored they will be on their own. |
| Merlin made the dragon fog and then acted all surprised when it got used for sex. |
| Explain how this mystical taco will play out. Hey Iran, you can take control of the strait. Israel? Nah man, they're chill, don't worry about them. |
| 610 buds |
| Vouch matter of fact triple vouch |
| This shit expires literally on Monday... dude paid for 2 days of theta where the market isnt even open lmao |
| Be careful shorting CRWV. As terrible as the balance sheet looks, prices for H100 rentals have been holding strong and actually increasing recently. Unless that changes meaningfully, the business is likely to do just fine in the current compute demand environment. |
| Boobs on the ground confirmed.\n\nSydney Sweeney arrived in Iran. |
| Happened during Covid. More than once. I think it even turned green after a circuit breaker. |
| Credit Spreads are cheap af. Just don't get greedy with the strikes. |
| Enshitification |
| I don't know but TACO is real. 500% was good enough to close no? |
| 392 you are fine |
| 2 hours ago |
| Most of that have pumped quite hard already.\n\nAnd likely to dump if we enter a deeper recession which will cause a demand destruction (of oil).\n\nBut longterm they should be good positions. European and Chinese companies should do well.\n\nI'm looking to buy once they start dumping. |
| > If it goes green on a false taco.\n\nI can't believe this is a real sentence someone really wrote and that really means something. What a timeline... |
| Not always true! With Microsoft, the bottom is negative. |
| These strawberries we bought on sale at Vons are pretty good. |
| What’s vasectomy?\n\n^(\- father of 9 kids) |
| You are loved by everyone. You just don’t realize it. |
| Hell, get one if you aren't married too |
| Yes after kid. |
| British Broadcasting did a special on all the antiquities the Pope / Catholic church is holding, and that it would wipe out poverty, if they were to liquidate them. |
| Sell now you still have something remaining |
| That was the beginning of last week. |
| it did lol |
| 9.9 million, which is a discount compared to other greedy folks around here, MrBeast. |
| Yeah we had a few circuit breakers. \n\nThat was podracing! |
| No |
| Well dayum I'm in. |
| Brother I've been going through a Jim bean bottle a week for the past 4 months. I don't even leave for work before I had 2 shots to start the day |
| No tax, good margin, constant demand, sounds good. |
| 😂😂😂 nice one |
| Married men, do you get a vasectomy or not |
| Where do you want it..? |
| $1M would pretty much set me up to coast to retirement. |
| Winter\n\nI’m planning my own version of Oceans’s 11 but it’ll be called Valkorion’s 13 |