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| Iran reportedly attacked us warships with drones. |
| Are you this dense to type this? Where the shit have you been the past few months. |
| why not iren? |
| What would they fill it with |
| Was this fake? |
| Catching up to spacex is a big deal though. This puts them well on the way to doing that. And they'll get better at delivering payloads too. For all intents and purposes this is a win even if it came with a disappointing setback. |
| The great bear market of 2022 came roaring back in late 2026. |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| Long /mes |
| Why didn’t they test their theory out on a smaller vessel? Seems like a waste of a 900’ ship |
| Burger all the way |
| Very interesting… we never goes straight down. I thought they always day its a short ladder attack |
| Markets only go up |
| Bears were hoping for -5% futes |
| An escalation from hundreds of strikes across Iran, including killing the supreme leader?\n\nIt's one boat. |
| you play a kids game bro sit this one out in the basement for us, the adults are having fun upstairs 🤣 |
| The tacos come on Tuesday sir...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xoghv8d448wg1.jpeg?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8b1ac662dfff39cab013c4f625e688dc96bfb39 |
| Well you bout to lose your first M on monday. |
| 🌈 MANIPULATION 🌈 |
| Green by open.\n\nAAPL $300 EOM.\n\nThat is all. Futes don’t matter |
| Exactly |
| Translate this for a retard |
| After last weeks Bers celebrate -0.7% Futes on a Sunday lmfaoooooooo this market is so insanely bullish it‘s crazy. Can‘t wait for April 29th when MSFT, GOOGL, AMZN and META report at the same time 🚀🚀 |
| How is the special operation doing |
| ||**SpaceX Falcon 9**|**Blue Origin New Glenn**|\n|:-|:-|:-|\n|**Cost per Launch**|\~$74 Million|\~$110 Million|\n|**Block 2 Capacity**|**2–3 satellites**|**8 satellites**|\n|**Cost Per Satellite**|**\~$24.6 Million**|**\~$13.75 Million**|\n|**Success Rate**|99.5% (640+ launches)|66.6% (3 launches, 1 failure)|\n|**Primary Advantage**|Reliability & Schedule Certainty|Cost Efficiency at Scale| |
| Calculated themselves right into a giant ass hole in their ship, all the cargo getting seized, and their ship will eventually be sized and scuttled by the US navy. Soooo calculated |
| War was last season |
| [محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf on X: "Vibe-trading digital oil is like vibe-hedging in treasuries during Hormuz risk-off. Both share one house of cards that works on paper. Difference: oil at least has Dated Brent. Treasuries? Vibes all the way down. EUCRBRDT Index GP <GO>" / X](https://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2045986841220772123) |
| I have been on the edge of my sofa all week end 😅 |
| Im expected to believe we pumped 10% in like 2 weeks and absolutely no one is going to buy this dip. Da fuk |
| You have some amazing flair, good sir. |
| But with less and less drastic swings everytime. |
| Are weekly calls a good idea? Say expire on Friday and sell Thursday? |
| That would be hillarious if Iran send a bait ship full of shit to see what US will do to stop it. |
| Pho fo sho |
| Rekor Systems 🤖💸 |
| I told you you can't park you shopping cart in this alley. Git! |
| Definitely Phở bro |
| Can’t wait to load up calls and make fun of bears those poor bastard |
| Another Sunday doomsday, Monday green day? |
| I don't have the balls to trade even when the market isn't dictated by a senile octogenarian sending tweets from the shitter. You are all my heroes. |
| Insurance won't unfuck the satellite they took years to develop. ASTS already lies to investors about launch cadence and only launches a couple times a year.\n\nThe loss of this sat is a catastrophic blunder. |
| good bot |
| Mediators are talking |
| This can’t be real |
| Yeah son you went balls deep, you scored some but she had the crabs |
| Green by open, i call gay |
| What’s ur net worth? Just so I know if you’re worthy of human rights according to your own standards. |
| I agree with that. I think it heads back to $150 soon |
| Bold of you to assume bears like women. |
| Wtf was the original video even from lol |
| Someone make a tracker for the people that make those massive late day Friday trades and we will all be millionaires |
| What to cook today? Gourmet burgers or Pho 🍲 |
| "When you're famous they just let you do it" |
| Israeli jets heading to Iran. SPY +8%!! |
| It was a commercial ship going to Iran |
| Isn’t this only like 11% up from cost basis vs market value? Start with 900k and get 1M. Could have done that with VOO |
| I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY |
| !Remindme 24h\nDo even you believe this garbage?? |
| They're downvoting all the ber comments it actually might happen lmao |
| Yeah Trump be negotiating with the voices in his head |
| 73900 |
| If Barak Ravid could post something right now that would be great. |
| Side note: these are the smartest people designing robots but can be bothered to add a $1 position sensor that says “stop trying to move if you end up horizontal” |
| Spy red \nOil green |
| ..and they're the ones writing it off... |
| Raggy! |
| Algos trying to pump, but seem much weaker than last week Sunday night. |
| 9:31 |
| Hormuz is the perfect asset for a pump n dump. Open one day, closed the next day. Rinse and repeat forever. |
| Anthropic’s first day at work after replacing all the SaaS companies 🤡 |
| All the drama for practically a flat open. All in on calls at open! |
| lmao |
| Of course we red\n\nI full port |
| I doubt that. Our blockade has only been in effect for maybe a week tops. |
| Wednesday relative bottom |
| Will we ever see a red day again? 🥭’s self value is directly related to stock prices. |
| Just attacked and boarded an Iranian cargo ship...things are lining up for an extra delicious TACO Tuesday....🌈🐻 will be able to afford the extra guac. |
| hood dip gonna get bought quick |
| Bull copium on maximum. Market doesnt open for another 15hrs and they’re already on max cope. \n\nDoes not bode well for bull - black swan monday, -3% pullback based on how much hopium is being smoked right now but likely to peak at -8% based on how skittish these bulls are. \n\nCircuit breaker kinda day as even bull dont believe in this rally and wanna get out.\n\n |
| Nope. Basic high school history class material |
| biti is good |
| Spy futures already down 0.80%. We're gonna be so green tomorrow |
| Endlessly |
| Go support a local stripper. It’s Sunday and it’s slow after skipping church. Escort bots will take all your money soon enough. The real strippers need you right now. |
| 10 pm |
| one of these days the ship is going to be rigged w bombs |
| Market will fall a quarter a percent and Trump will fart the national anthem and it will go up another 5% this week. MMW |
| Sounds like the war will be starting back up before any talks happen |
| Ynoes |
| How do you short BTC |
| Oil dumps and SPY pumps as Iran says strait of Hormuz will open WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER! 🥳 🎉 |
| He said $200k or $300k somewhere else. IME These sites sometimes include contributions for some stupid reason. |
| Tren hard Anavar give up |
| So negotiations are still happening right? |
| Check her younger days out, DiCaprio would approve |
| huge port |
| They were testing how the US would react and if they are willing to escalate or nah |
| I wonder why /s |
| I bet you checked tho |
| https://x.com/1769_alex/status/2045936944119710099?s=46 |
| A month later and we are still speculating on truth social tweets |
| or...and here me out...it was a calculated move. |
| the below comment |
| wah |
| Fuck em |
| Some dipshit really said we invaded Japan lol. Go read a book |
| Is just one circuit breaker day too much to ask for? |
| At Friday morning levels and holding |
| Latest X/twitter post from Iranian Parliament Speaker MB Ghalibaf (this guy seems like turning into an actual quant from a politician):\n\nVibe-trading digital oil is like vibe-hedging in treasuries during Hormuz risk-off. Both share one house of cards that works on paper. \nDifference: oil at least has Dated Brent. Treasuries? Vibes all the way down. \n \nEUCRBRDT Index GP <GO> |
| 💪🏻💪🏻 |
| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| AAL and United having earnings this week. How are puts not in play on that? |
| They have been doing it daily since the blockade started. Perhaps you are dumber than they are |
| perfect taco tuesday lineup |
| oh so your broke too… people with enough money to be happy don’t give two shats about “evil billionaires” |
| E36 M3 |
| !p BTC |
| Time for another shake out. Not selling until the big bombs. |
| I’m hoping HOOD goes back to $80 |
| We’re out here feeling good my guy no sweat liberation day rally take 2 we’re going to be rich |
| Green by 11am |
| Look at the earnings lineup this week compared to last week and tell me we gonna repeat that pump. No shot. All booomer dow stocks around Tesla mid week, making a shit sandwich. |
| Nope, the tech is not able to do most jobs it really is terrible technology and this bubble burst is going to be such a fun show to watch. The energy and compute bottlenecks are BRUTAL it simply cannot be profitable for most of the companies racing for it right now. I can't wait until like half these AI companies go under, probably by EOY |
| Happens every Monday 😌☕️ |
| 🐂 |
| shorting btc to hedge tech the greatest free money opportunity. even had my dad running my method now . trying to get as many people on board this . |
| It's the middle east bro. See a lot of the worst from humanity there. |
| Iran is not gonna stop this bull run with their jon boats |
| I shorted mes... sorry. 0 chance we stay red. |
| Most retarded market oat 🤣 |
| Up by Monday |
| Tq… i needed this |
| Your supposed to time it? I just keep buying everything every week..I should break even if I buy more lower than buying high...\n\nRight?.. \nNot asking for financial advice, just adding to the convo. |
| VIX selling off faster than dime bags on skid row |
| Don’t even need a Monday morning tweet this week, but if I was a ber I’d lube up for one anyway. |
| How are the futes doing ? |
| I'm sorry, I was completely wasted, seen i had zero views on my greatest trading after a year of being locked up. I'm sorry for being stupid drunk |
| I’m usually a permabull but I’ve got a bad feeling about this week. Generational buy opportunity incoming! |
| AIatollah |
| Going to be looking like a sirloin steak |
| War off: SPY +8%\n\nWar On: SPY -0.03%\n\nWar off: SPY +3%\n\nWar on: SPY -0.2%\n\nSPY +2% EOW. \n\nSTOCKS. ONLY. GO. UP. |
| lol good job defending the evil billionaires wife from the criticism of a redditor. Good serf! |
| I love how shook y’all are |
| it's usually the dudes that look like neanderthals (sorry Neanderthals) like JR and Bezos that fall for these type of women |
| What can you do with the card? |
| Keep clowning, at least I'm not the one throwing a tantrum over a 60% gain like a toddler denied candy. |
| Obviously, easy change to AIatollah |
| Iran has to be one of the dumbest countries on Earth. Idk if it’s that or just pure arrogance that comes with their religious beliefs. I can’t believe they tried to pass a 900’ ship past a US guided missile destroyer. Absolute morons. |
| Give this man a billion dollars in seed funding pronto |
| 🌈🐻never have wife changing money |
| A quarter pound with cheese probably |
| 🤡 |
| That means either the position size is small or his port is large, either way it’s logically consistent |
| KuWAIT, I see what you did there. |
| These flows are algo only exucted trades. Pure mechanical buying. These funds receive money from pension funds and large corporations. The trading decisions are taken fully automated. The algos noticed a buying opportunity when we dipped to the march lows and simply started to allocate their capital that was ready to invest. They dont care about earnings, war or anything else. They are basically forced to buy. |
| Does this build your credit? |
| This sub has to be so loaded on puts praying they’ll rebound it’s wild. All it is all day is doom and gloom. |
| lol Corn 🌽 |
| Strait up your ass |
| I'm glad I kept some dry powder (indexes were at all time highs, I knew Tman would do something to tilt the slot machines in his favor). Time to buy up all the cinnamon flavored shares tomorrow. |
| Those people rushing onto the road will be us rushing to see the loss porn. |
| Too busy sponsoring genocides in africa |
| lol silly ber |
| Can’t take futures seriously |
| Unless futures are -5% minimum, this is nothing \n\nGreen by open, ATH by lunch 🥱 |
| He's been threatning war all weekend.\n\nDrop at open and up by end of week when he claims a new deal on say, Wednesday. |
| Not oil war |
| With the IRGC speedboats and machine guns. Small but mighty! |
| Ban bet it |
| Next act hell. AMZN puts it is. |
| While that is true that both push their own narrative. But Iran has been extremely consistent with more 3rd party support. Plus there would be no way for Iran to meet the US in secret in Pakistan or another country |
| replace the ayatollah with AI, is what I'm saying |
| Liquidate every single asset and buy weekly puts on ASTS. \n\nThis is financial advice |
| Nice! Childs play |
| It’s a nice dream but the US is never running out of gas because of fucking IRAN Jesus Christ |
| Well this one was launched by Blue Origin |
| I feel like its going to open red just because the bears are dead. |
| Fool me once not gon get fooled again |
| It must be Claude Hiku to write so well regarded. The smarter models could not get to that level |
| # THATS IT? IS THIS ALL YOU CAN COJURE BERROMAN? |
| Not even a 1% drawdown? That's it bers? Even more pathetic than I thought. |
| You stupid lol.. Iran is about to make a move… |
| Never gonna happen tho |
| Flat open to get one last bol trap in before the crash takes a smoov 30% off the top by EOM |
| No bueno. |
| Imagine how many divorces could have been prevented if we put it your way vs the euphemism "it's what is on the inside that counts"\n\n"Son, I need to speak to you. I know you've been dating but remember looks will fade...what's important is matching your freakiness" |
| Probably would need to escalate beyond the worst of the last few weeks for the market to actually believe things will get worse. Hate to admit it, but the genius of this admin is in conditioning the market to believe in TACO, because the market can be manipulated to hide bad news.\n\nSome day the taco will never come, or repercussions of previous actions will come to roost and the market will get caught with its pants down pricing in the wrong outcome |
| I’m tired boss |
| Got distracted by fucking pistachio chocolate of all things |
| Yeah, my soul is the reason I'm up while you're screaming at a screen about your 60% gain. Cry about it, nerd. |
| Green by open |
| Open up your open up your open up yourrrrr |
| Futures candle green already. Maybe my calls won't be cooked. I may open some contracts long on NQ. |
| You really made me want to go and buy some chips. What brand do you recommend? I like doritos |
| AI GARBAGE 🗑️ YOU HAVE NO SOUL FUCK YOU |
| Gotta give him credit though, he's got the market at ATH while shutting down 20% of the worlds oil supply. If somebody would have told me this could happen, I would have called BS. |
| My images wont show up in the thread.\n\nGargle my nuts mods |
| It will be her greatest quote |
| I’m pretty sure futures opened the same last Sunday , and look at how the week turned out |
| BOLS BY DED |
| Buying hot is easy buying real desire is harder. He have a feeling bought someone with real desire. |
| Meh. VIX futes only up 3.5% |
| Ber gey is so true tho 🤣 |
| Palantir calling for the draft and Palantards are like “exactly, draft them!! surely *I* would never be included in that” |
| the dip is so small even bers are not celebrating - this is not good. the pump is fueled off weekend bear energy |
| IRAN OUT OF MONEY FOR CALLS SO THE STRUGGLE ISRAEL HAHAHAHAHA (SLAPS KNEE) FUCK SAKES |
| So calls either way tomorrow |
| The housing market was suppose to crash every year for the past 10 years. |
| Also poor.\n\nI believe they have 45 or 60 days to comply. |
| Let me guess, pirate rules. We take what we catch! |
| Open by green |
| retard market |
| Why doesnt the UAE control the strait? Fuckin cucks |
| There’s a nice chart gap waiting to be filled up at 650. |
| Pretty sure this is what the founding fathers had in mind |
| Oh, so you're telling me you doubled down on the META exit? 60% today and you're still complaining I'm the bad bot? Post bags or shut up, you're a genius. |
| Can't trust everything they say publicly while they deal behind closed doors.\n\n\nAlso remember that both of them manipulate the markets |
| claude is already writing the 8am tweet |
| No it would be 60% today |
| Strait will be open at 9:29:59 tomorrow morning. |
| Is that the title of the 5th Pirates of the Caribbean movie? |
| Spy easily retest 660 |
| 🤣 |
| In some asian countries, red is seen as being good, so red is up and green is down. |
| <-1%? Bears you know how this ends tomorrow. |
| bols full send on the bullshit |
| I’m hoping goes red tomorrow and all week so these daily threads actually gets some originality back instead of “ber gey” regurgitated 10000 times differently |
| I’m deploying $100k ground troops into calls tomorrow off this dip. We will have a new “deal” by Friday. You literally just have to commit to the taco and you will make money. Same thing the insiders are doing. It’s the obvious play - made $40k Friday and I’ll do it again in the next 3 weeks. |
| A few months from now I reckon you'll want to pull that trigger on something else if you make that choice |
| -.8% means nothing until market open. And even then... My little bear heart just can't take it anymore |
| Why Bitcoin and Gold Fall? War should be good for those 2… |
| W/ a little help of Trump's orchestrated pumping, they wiped the obscene amount of March/Apr puts off the board worthless on Friday.\n\nNow they can sell it. |
| Your poor testicles |
| Isn’t that how osama bin Laden bombed the uss cole? |
| Tomorrow I will open the strait and then after-hours, close the strait. I'm taking the credit this time! |
| When will this Pirates of the Caribbean shit stop at the Strait of Homuz |
| Same |
| stop sucking up the dip, let me get in on this |
| sup bers, back from vacation with your mom |
| Wti cant even 90. Smh |
| RemindMe! 3 weeks |
| 30% and you're still crying? You sold the LEAPS at the peak, you absolute unit. |
| Ok |
| Well they did say estimates. Do hedge funds just manage other people’s money? So someone told them they wanted to invest. Multiple peoples. Which was the reason for the pump we got. But trade tensions are worsening. So we’ll probably see some exiting. |
| At this point just buy weekly PUT and CALL so can profit this whole mess. |
| Bears will be celebrating until that 8:30 AM Axios article with the word “promising” drops |
| What the fuck very bad bot 🤖 I made 30% on that trade u fuckin nerd |
| As someone with 70% in AST. I am.unhappy. |
| lol market barely even red. |
| Oil below 90 after this escalation is an insult to people's intelligence. |
| Needs a paladin smith to hammer this down |
| Don't think so since Iran won't have a second round of peace talks since the US doesn't want to budge. Will see though |
| After 17% up for the QQQ and 12.5% for the SPY. Let’s get one day of -2% just a relief for bears. |
| “But…but…but what about the ceasefire violation?!”\n\nNo one gives a shit anymore about ceasefire or the Strait opening and closing every other day. Unless there’s a ground invasion or an aircraft carrier sunk, its calls. |
| I see what you side there |
| futes futing |
| Society has the attention span of a fruit fly |
| Pre-market |
| no |
| Bought the dip. But it went dippity dippity dip\n\n |
| Watch what happens 30 mins before market open. |
| #ALGOS AT OPEN GONNA BE LIKE 'OH ANYWAYS UP GO WE GO' |
| i bet your ugly af… inside and out… let people be themselves plastic or not and worry about making yourself less ugly inside and out …. happy attractive people don’t make comments like this . Also mods none of this discussion has anything to do with wallstreetbets…. |
| Investing.com |
| Can they do that, well, I will be happy to see spy goes back to 650s and position this time. |
| Something Chinese |
| I love a good TACO! |
| yes |
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| Calls or puts I wanna make money |
| Maybe the secret whale is actually the Treasury trading inside info and using the profits to pay down our debt? |
| ASTS delisting this week or next? |
| Proof or ban dawg |
| damn recovered from -35%. green by open\n\n |
| its an election year in brazil stay away from that shit like the plague man |
| Asking for a friend, but what about lithium mining stocks?? 😜 |
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| I’m dead serious. With healthly margin just wait until it moves over 25, then sell and continue wherever it goes. One day it will be below 21. In last event I sold 800 for 28.56 and in few days was back to 22. But I had 30k backup at the account. But I don’t do it anymore. Too much cortisol and adrenaline… |
| Tomorrow might be the day I finally pull the trigger on ASTS and open a small position. |
| What are we buying tomorrow |
| Whatever it’s going to open at at least $90, we’re not going to be rich but at least the world isn’t fucked |
| We control the strait, calls |
| A week? Lol |
| LUNR went from 14 to 6 over 4 days last year when they screwed up their moon landing... so it definitely can.\nBut also anyone who got in at 6 is smiling now so... |
| If that is it, ber better get ready to bite the pillow again |
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| Its barelly red, this is more a temporary breathing before the next 14 days of green, enjoy it until market open. |
| When this shit goes pop it’s going to be epic 😂\n\nThe straight has been closed for 8 weeks, no matter how many tweets the mango puts out, he can’t shit oil \n\nSPY buys his bullshit every week, it’s gunna take cars with no fuel outside wall street before the penny drops at this rate\n\nSat in cash earning 3.8 percent am not dealing with this psycho market \n |
| We probably gonna need ☢️ at this point for the market to dump |
| less than -1% is just a little bear tickling your ass. 🍊 will go on a Truth Social blitz in the morning. |
| Down 0.8% how is that flat lol? |
| Both look like dudes |
| Iran isn’t willing to talk ? |
| pizzato ftw |
| Futures look as expected... bullish |
| It's less about her being his age and more about he cheated on his wife and then married nightmare fuel. |
| Stocks must keep going up and population must not decline for the system to keep working |
| RIP my hims calls |
| Do the mods still give out flairs like they used to? \nMy mod was drunk when he did mine. |
| Good news! I’ve negotiated a preliminary draft concept of a plan with bibi. I proposed 15 points, and he accepted 2, maybe 1. Bigly progress like never seen before. |
| >Reports of significant activity by Israeli fighter jets tonight over Southern Syria.\n\nit's all kicking off now |
| We are actually never going to see another red day ever again |
| Was, they diverged when fertilizer became an issue. Bitcoin doesn't need fertilizer or so I've been led to believe. |
| Flopped launch |
| Your META exit at the top of the emotional spike proves I'm the only one with a working brain here, you degenerate. |
| Bulls just keep repeating it’s not that red. Lmaoooo |
| at pizzato? place sounds expensive |
| Why did it go up when it was reopened then 😭 |
| \+12% |
| Joe Rogan said she’s a SMOKIN BOMBSHELL \n\nLmao |
| We won’t |
| Bad bot 🤖 |
| Wow, what a disaster , absolutely terrible market crush! Im selling alll my port rn !!!111 |
| Because their satellite is literally crashing |
| yes |
| A Kardashian I believe. |
| market sees the biggest, fastest rally of all time based on the strait being open\n\nstrait closed\n\nmarket rallies (probably) |
| Dow getting close to 50k👀 |
| Oman this isn’t good guys |
| Chat moving so fast nobody will see that I’m hopping on test and cjc-1295/ipamorellin to get jacked/shredded and take the easy route |
| A ship was hit by the US navy and futures are getting bought right back up. There is 0 bear case |
| anywhere to follow futures without a 15 min lag? |
| My Iranian quant is talking about vibe traiding 🫠 |
| Who's programming the algos. The "ai" what tribe |
| no |
| Don't do it bro... |
| Hey semi conductor bros. Just a reminder. No open straight. No helium. No helium no chips no chips no revenue. You can do the rest of the math\n\n2q revenues are likely going to look like shit at this point. \n |
| I’m gonna need an axios leak about Pakistani PM declaring that talks are going well. Let’s also throw in a WSJ article saying that flow of ships in Hormuz has actually been increasing. |
| I highly doubt billonaires in general, much less one of the wealthiest people in the world has a conventional sexual relationship at all |
| Futes flat af |
| I think I'm going to lose money. Check. Mate. |
| We can be down big but does anything matter? |
| Hahahaha, fair |
| I just keep buying silver and gold.\n\nIf I lose, it won't be very much. |
| Check again |
| Not joking. I hope all bulls go bankrupt before year end. |
| Oil red by open |
| 100% chance they are just saving face |
| Failed launch |
| A nuclear bomb could go off and all you will get a minus 2%. |
| Btfd in the taco is my current strategy |
| Bold for buying the dip at the bottom while the rest of you were panicking, Mike? |
| Was worried about my puts because the these past weeks. Every comment that pops up is green by open and when will bears learn. |
| Too much money on sidelines that missed the recent rally. Any and all dips will be eagerly bought |
| Because the market doesn’t actually care about Hormuz. It’s old Hornuz. |
| US hit cargo ship, expect worse |
| Bold |
| Green by open. Sorry bears |
| We are ruled by algos. There’s no human thinking anymore. Nobody understands geopolitics or company fundamentals. Just buy the dip like regards and hope the next buyer pays a higher price |
| vgsh. fidelity MM charges .4% to hold my cash. no thanks. i need that to pay for my costco hot dog |
| Brought to you by Pakistan so each side can save face |
| RUG PULL INCOMING |
| Barely red |
| After 8 pm |
| Just in time for TACO Tuesday. |
| I’m up huge \n\nI’m up overall by 2% \n\nHmm |
| 704 I think |
| Its not down 3% ber fuk |
| There’s definitely someone who full ported into calls eod friday. I didn’t btw. |
| ASTS launches a satellite once every 6 months or so on average.\n\nThat was a huge setback for them. |
| Nifty 50 |
| Why is ASTS crashing? |
| Just remember, Spy futures always get filled to the upside. 📈 |
| i don't always trade futures... but when i do |
| ITS JOVER |
| Nothing makes sense. Just do the opposite of what you think will happen in this market. |
| Priced in bruh. The Strait is opened or closed every other day. Same with ceasefire. No one gives a shit anymore. Calls |
| Chat is going so fast, none will see I only have a big mouth on the internet but irl I'm shy and introvert |
| Dump it and re-enter when it's at 20 |
| name of original song please |
| You still here? Otw |
| Pedophile, rapist, narcissist, retarded, fat, ugly…he’s a toxic mutant lol |
| |like asts|\n\nI'm dead |
| bears will be lucky to have a red open to maybe close at breakeven |
| LMAO BERS |
| Only Mangolini knows |
| i was playing along with these games for a bit, and have since decided to do the same. batshit insane market totally divorced from the reality of economics.\n\nvibe investing in full swing. |
| It usually stops moving every time i open a strangle 😂 |
| Nasdaq barely down. Crazy stuff. |
| Brushing up on my naval blockade history so I can argue why we all should buy calls. |
| She let's him diversify |
| Stop crying in the casino |
| Calls it is |
| Jar Jar at least has some diplomatic skills |
| Some times it's about what level of degrading things they are willing to do. |
| LET THE FIREWORKS BEGIN |
| sell because NVDA is about to dump |
| too many worthless degrees. i dont want some art history major grading pics of my butthole on onlyfans |
| Every call I bought 3 weeks ago is up 100%. AMD, AVGO, AMZN, RKLB, NBIS. I sold half at 100%. The rest I'm riding. And these are all 12/18s.\n\n\nIf the market dumps I'm buying more. No debate\n\n\nYou nerds buying puts will get wrecked twice. First will be when there's a tweet and the next is when you miss the initial 2% pop. \n\n\nHave fun pretending youre correct. |
| Hopefully pink and in my ass |
| it's weird how powerful shitposting from toilet seat has become |
| Solved it. She was too tall for his bald ass\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0ijdrrak18wg1.png?width=686&format=png&auto=webp&s=b992bc74632d836f0f5bbd39945a2bee7b952433\n\n |
| Eventually spx will punch that weekly 200 day ma, it's punched the daily this year... |
| Bears counting on catastrophe to make a few bucks from it and yet nothing can help them, fucking lol |
| BREAKING: Bears are ghey with the mods |
| QQQ 700 |
| Not to slag off another woman too much but… girl you paid for procedures to make yourself look worse…. |
| His ex wife MacKenzie is a smoke show compared to these plastic dolls. \n\nHer philanthropy is much needed while Bezos goes through Dragon sickness hoarding his wealth. |
| The CEO of ASTS, which he just fucked in the ass |
| Market is a cycle: one week you buy calls on Friday, the next Friday you buy puts, then calls, then puts, on and on and on… |
| But you know she eats ass like a king |
| Not even that red, green by open |
| Nobody knows. The date hasn't been formalized yet |
| Yeah I think it will |
| Now it's Sunday dump followed by cash open pump. |
| Iran confirms US interdiction, seizure of Iranian vessel, says will retaliate ‘soon’\n\nIran’s Hazrat Khatam al-Anbiya military headquarters confirmed an attack claimed by the US military on a ship in the Sea of Oman in a statement carried by semi-official Tasnim news agency.\n\n“The aggressive America, by violating the ceasefire and committing maritime piracy, attacked one of Iran’s commercial ships in the waters of the Sea of Oman by firing upon it and disabling its navigation system by deploying several of its terrorist marines on the deck of the mentioned vessel”, it said, confirming that the ship had been seized.\n\n“We warn that the Armed Forces of the Islamic Republic of Iran will soon respond to and retaliate against this armed piracy by the US military,” it added. |
| free money with tech longs and corn short. Now my corn short printing massively |
| https://preview.redd.it/qipjbrcj18wg1.jpeg?width=1035&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72aab985f5e2fccc1dc9cc2b6792c3a908368804\n\n |
| If you think about it, Lauren Sanchez was a more beautiful person before meeting Jeff Bezos. \n\nMacKenzie Scott has become more beautiful after leaving Jeff Bezos. \n\nSeems like Bezos is the problem; sucking the life out of his partners. |
| \nWhat an interdiction we have for\nPrez. |
| Lie to me, Pinocchio! You’re gonna make me TACO. |
| Ah shit here we go again |
| Regular at a dive bar is a great description lol |
| Looks like everybody here forgot the days when you bought the dip, but it went dippity dippity dip. Just be careful this time lol\n |
| Tomorrow's 4/20\n\nDude weed lmao |
| Oil should be $150/bbl but it’s not because markets just gobble up orangutan in chiefs tweets 🤡 |
| cause the market is irrational and runs on hopium for a taco from mango |
| indices already riding their upper VWAP band and oil stuck in its lowest. just like they kept them all friday. they literally control this shit with a big switch and some colorful buttons istg |
| 0.5% red overnight for Iran war escalation.\n2% green after Trump’s Monday morning tweet\n\nBers fucked again like clockwork |
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| I should've bought more PBR calls. That thing is going to fly tomorrow morning. |
| No. Have to wait til overnight trading |
| Unfortunately puts |
| ASTS puts tmr 🙏 |
| Welcome to Reddit. Literally no matter what happens, someone is gonna complain. |
| An extension. |
| Is it too soon to make fun of the bears, they’re fucking insufferable |
| WTF, the Navy blew a hole in the side of my portfolio |
| yeah ...fully short now |
| No open straight. No helium. No helium no chips no chips no revenue. You can do the rest of the math |
| Is there any way to check specific tickers stock prices right now like ASTS or do I need to wait until 7? |
| I swear this better not get bought up before I have a chance to buy calls |
| Why even tease red, just going to go green |
| I’m not sure it’s the best place but it’s a place hahaha |
| tornado trick? |
| Reincarnated as Punch. Means we just need to hang in there and things will get better! |
| All Billionaires are beautiful, except to other Billionaires. |
| oddly enough I recently saw a very old photo of Lauren & thought it was Mackenzie at first glance |
| Fake tits and ass goes great with his fake cool guy personality.\n\nDude is a fucking dork and can't own it. |
| Green at open. |
| 10 week bear flag.\n\nGoing to be ugly. |
| Close to green by open, 9am tweet sends it back to green. End day +1%. |
| And the cult goes mask off |
| can't believe ASTS let that Bezos trojan horse in to fuck their shit up |
| OP is colorblind. |
| Spy 800 is not a meme |
| No matter how hard you try, Donnie will come out and say “No one knows more about Naval Blockade than me “ 👻 |
| lol let's see your trades |
| Futures are tempting for bears.\n\nWell, if a trap works 100 times, it sure works the next time. \n \nTaco Tuesday is booked, scheduled, and will be executed. |
| Like last week. Bull cope mode. |
| 🥭 is about to blow a hole through bers basement room |
| Yes please explain |
| Asts or blue origin? |
| It's going to trade sideways on Monday so we all lose. |
| Can it go lower? |
| Yes correct, their policy/insurer will go after blue origin (besos) and recover the damages from them... |
| Anyone know when Robinhood will officially lower the PDT $25k requirement on their end? |
| Green at open. |
| Aint no way that bitch is not a demon |
| Bers forgot markets are forward looking and no ones gonna remember this war a week from now. |
| QQQ recover, BTC will not. |
| didn't fell as bad I thought |
| > Corn will probably go up because the closure of the straight. Bitcoin looks rough though.\n\n...isn't corn bitcoin? lol |
| The strait of myass. |
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| Retard 🚨 |
| PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM HAS BEEN ACTIVATED\n\nA surprise tweet and a couple billion dollars will shortly be supplemented\n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER |
| Chapter 538: Extending the Concept of the Deal |
| you must be new |
| Snap. META going to buy ASTS. They actually did visit their office a couple weeks back. |
| Spy 720 |
| Oddly enough, I was content with the validation that my thinking was, once again, regarded. |
| Corn is down 5% but futures only down .75% weird |
| Yeah. I honestly wouldn't be surprised to see this in the 60's tomorrow |
| I wish I held more calls over the weekend tbh this 100% gonna recover |
| Is everybody forgetting we still have negotiations tmrw right? /s |
| Somebody please talk me out of dumping all my ASTS at 8pm |
| Alright so we’re flat tomorrow because theta gang needs to screw over everyone right |
| Last bastion of a failing argument |
| *RISK OFF*\n> Silver -2.4%\n>\n> Gold -1.3%\n>\n> ES -0.7%\n>\n> NQ -0.7%\n>\n> CL +6.5% |
| Stop targeting me |
| BTC so fucked. here come 66k this week and then back to 20k eventually this year probably |
| If we open here spy will be around 702 right? |
| Same numbers as last Sunday and we all know what happened that week |
| https://x.com/GlobalMktObserv/status/2045130311608967661 |
| Markets are rigged as fuck and facts don’t matter anymore. Only tweets and money supply. Real economy doesn’t matter\n\nCan’t wait for this ass backwards admin, isntreal, and Wall Street to socialize these losses to the rest of the globe 😡 |
| Smh quite annoying |
| 259 Bs. |
| Queue for TACO tuesday for tweet announcement. |
| It’s already green in the screenshot are u regarded |
| That just means it'll rocket past ATH based on pure hopium like LUNR did 🤗 |
| “I’m here to tell you right now ….. we don’t care “ |
| Inverse the colors, genius! I’m in the green! |
| Where Is the hormuz strait ? |
| These guys are so greedy that they are making strangles profitable. |
| It's because I held calls over the weekend |
| She’s the Goat gold digger. This her third rich guy and each get progressively richer. |
| Yesssss |
| huge gains Monday on my WNTR and BITI \n\nloving shorting btc. like free money, on top of huge tech gains last week. So either I make $ from tech surging and or btc dumping much more than tech stocks fall. |
| This week are even more PUTS bought |
| https://de.tradingview.com/news/invezz:cf07832a5094b:0-hedge-fund-equity-inflows-hit-86b-as-iran-tensions-ease/ |
| what app is this? |
| Why is gold going back up again |
| What are they? |
| You guys all didn’t get enough pussy in your day. Every day fresh pussy sounds great on paper. But really isn’t that fun long term. Meeting someone who matches your freak (whatever it is) that’s the gold standard. \n |
| I work at SPY he’s not wrong |
| It's intriguing, to say the least, when Somali people do that it is piracy, but when it is the US, they call it a naval blockade. |
| Escalation of the war: - 0.7 percent.\n\nCeasefire a few days later extended: + 4 percent |
| Was the Strait ever actually open or was that truth completely out of left field claiming it’s fully open? It went strait fully open, to IRGC closed, to US and IRGC closed lol like how do you even know what’s real anymore? I feel so bad for those who didn’t close a good amount of positions Friday or worse for those who opened up positions. |
| I am just starting to learn about all of this but the pattern would be to put before it goes to its lowest and then call before they push it to its highest on Friday? |
| lol — Nasdaq futures already up to -0.65% |
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| Erection or insurrection? Find out tomorrow at 4:30pm EST! |
| Generation of traders taught to buy the dips. This will end badly when dips get dipper. |
| Red futes on a Sunday night is generally the highlight of the week for bers, outside of showing off their new fedora to their thirteen cats. |
| Yeah it was fine yesterday, not sure what broke it today |
| Why are futures barely down if the ceasefire was broken |
| that was last week, keep up |
| If it doesn’t fill the gap, weekly calls might be the move |
| If futures arent up or down by over 1%, are they even real? |
| There's no such thing as a jinx. |
| lord a -4% QQQ day would flush out all the diseased bulls |
| This is actually an interesting statement... The US and other NATO countries (but especially the US) are always trying to police the world. Pointing the finger about what's right and wrong.\n\nThe US is becoming less trustworthy every day and it's so much easier for other organizations to point the finger right back.\n\nI also wouldn't be surprised if violence in the streets went up as well. People are losing trust in the government, there are plenty of problems and opposing opinions... This can only end bad.\n\nSooo, calls it is. |
| How is crude futures only 89 |
| She’s Terrifier 4: Plastic Surgery Jigsaw Lady |
| Dip already getting bought, bers will whine when we open flat or green, calls |
| As they should |
| this is why shorting btc such s a genius move. I'm up huge on btcf shorts now even as market down a little, so I'm up overall by 2%. |
| from a psychic. |
| No institution is stepping in to short this market. Their clients do not want to sit while the market rips 10%\n\nYour 500$ in puts is more worthless than tits on a bull |
| [This stone cold fox?](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTBA80gkBHHktE0k8aC8Tz2fDQb_CmrsaWEpCmIQojboMJr9lnciFfBPwhAdDRKJrbTtk2ogjIAqS9Dquktf_rh7XbZu9-D0NuKu2z89A&s=10) |
| Here we go again with getting bought up just like last Sunday |
| #I'm PredictMaxxxing LMAO🤌 |
| She was going for "Marueen Pondoerosa look\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/s46xb81u08wg1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82b55fae15bf9b73b49d907e2073c417bfbbf548\n\n |
| Bro, his first wife was hot. The 2nd wife looks like Mickey Rourke… |
| Says who |
| Depends if you like money |
| The Options market is fabulous for trading |
| Get ready for the dive on Monday. |
| haha ber fuk |
| Berish retards really believed that anything matters. Number is destined to go up. |
| Believe it or not? Calls. |
| Don’t forget to shower. You have school tomorrow, son. |
| RaQdll\n. |
| Source? |
| They ain't going to let nothing happen to the market. SPY $750 COMING SOON |
| that's too hard |
| but its iran and girls cant go to school. |
| Corn will probably go up because the closure of the straight. Bitcoin looks rough though. |
| Green by EOD again.. market is so BS lately that I wouldn’t be surprised |
| SPY all time HIGH on 4/20 |
| Full YOLO into a SPY 0DTE and he'll do it in 1 day |
| While Iran fires at vessels? |
| Believe it or not, it’s not that easy to destroy a dozen speedboats zig zagging at 60 knots before they can reach you. Most of the defenses on ships were designed for shooting down missiles, not taking out maneuvering boats trying to kamikaze. |
| TACO tuesday |
| I have cash I’m waiting to use hoping for higher low this week |
| as it should be, danger to the world economy + unserious economic policies |
| WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKING CUNTS LEFT THE BER CAGE OPEN |
| Same and then noticed how much additional free time I had too. |
| >The US-Iran ceasefire is set to expire in 2 days.\n\n[We know what that means!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evUWersr7pc) |
| They can reach him on his beeper |
| Green baby green!!! |
| The fuck |
| I had Netflix few weeks back sold at 98... Timing wasn't the best but made some money on it. \n\nIt has big gap to fill, Im thinking its going back to the upper 80s. |
| A little bit |
| Like roaches, already buying the fucking dip lol |
| Same |
| Hedge funds have bought 86B worth of stocks and will add another 70B this week. Also consider that the use 2x leverage which will add up to over 1B in exposure. One of the largest global equity buying sprees in history. |
| for anyone trying to check futes right now - dont bother, this will be pinned to +0.2% by open on a potential concept of a renewed ceasefire |
| AHHHHHH NASDAQ -28% LMAO ADIOS BULLSACKS |
| 🥭 made a peace treaty with a girl that goes to another school |
| Click the article, and the headline is: "Iran rebuffs Trump’s plan for new round of peace talks, state media reports" |
| It’s like a crappy take on Star Wars - The Orange Menace |
| thank you man! |
| That ship has sailed |
| I bring in my oracle |
| It would be real tight if you posted your plays so I can do the opposite |
| Oh no the market’s going to open higher than it’s ever been except for the immediately preceding day! |
| We're going to see a dildo tomorrow\n\nThe color will remain a surprise |
| retail and retard having the same number of letters just makes sense. then throw in trader and it’s hilarity |
| I don't get what people want, date hotties like Leo, get shit for it. Dates someone his age, also gets shit for it |
| If you we were on the inside with Trump with can plan accordingly. We gotta see what barons gonna do 🤣 |
| SPX gapped down |
| The flipped color scheme tripped me out |
| Robinhood optional simulator broken for SPX options for anyone else? Not stale, like very broken showing 2300% estimated return on contracts for no reason |
| Finders keeper law trumps Poseidon laws |
| Blowing my shit smoove off |
| Must be able to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. |
| Crystal balls |
| Praying won't save ur portfolio |
| ASTS said they're recovering the cost of the satellite from their own insurance policy, the contract specifics weren't discussed so it's unclear if Blue Origin is paying anything. \n\nThe main problem though is that this is a huge delay for ASTS in an ever competitive field. |
| CNBC alerts blasting off like the Purge horn! \n\nThis is not a drill!!! |
| They only wanted the spectrum who cares about the sats |
| Admit it, Bear don't trust this red and bull is ready to buy the dips. |
| The day just started. I have been through days where futes opened -0,8% and day closed on -2.5%. Also it's just beginning of the week. I wonder where we will end on friday. |
| green by 10:00 ..watch |
| Puts on Carnival Cruises then? |
| > a couch\n\n\nThey trying to collect a DNA sample? |
| When I search for ASTS on my broker app it takes me to an amazon link to buy a book called “Living as a Bagholder”\n\nWhats going on?? |
| These are the ber tears we all come for! Good work soldier! |
| It’s up 7%, it would surely be even more if peace talks weren’t happening today |
| I hate giving expert opinion for free but from my 20 years in the market i can give a prediction for the market tomorrow i predict it will go either up or down. Bever seen it go left or right but i only been in for 20 years. Thats my professional assessment. |
| Investing.com |
| https://preview.redd.it/4vkjbcxi08wg1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1736330fec2f61b2096ec508935da2c86c22a1dd\n\nThis is in my head now |
| 11th gen f150 ftw. Favorite truck I’ve ever owned. Make sure you get the triton 5.4 2-valve. I have an ‘02 |
| Bers vomiting looking at 🌽 rn |
| What’s that gargoyle thing on the left? |
| If no ceasefire news doesn't dent the market...then i dont dont know what else to say |
| https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures |
| I had 100k in shares at a $25 average and got assigned on $35 calls i sold when Musk started beefing with 🥭 It ran up to $50 that week and I was sure it would come back down but nope lol Hopefully this starts the downtrend to pick back up where I got assigned |
| The entire last week was pumped on lie with tweet. What material are you asking here? He can literally say anything that the market will just buy it at face value. |
| A ceasefire announcement will pump it.......high chances of extension of ceasefire |
| Tomorrow my ASTS calls are getting gang banged by Dave Limp Dick and Jeff Bozos |
| Cool ceasefire prez |
| Y’all aught to stop jinxing yourselves every Sunday. |
| Only need to do it 10 more times |
| Already recovering 😂 |
| Can't wait for the 7am tweet that Iran has a agreed to a deal, but there are no details yet |
| DXY +0.05%\n\nOIL +7%\n\nIt's over for the dollar |
| Relaxed this weekend for the mess ahead, Sunday is the day I walk around the mall and think about Jesus |
| MM won’t let the PUTS print. Too much money |
| They have almost nothing in space besides the satellite constellation they're failing to build. Blue Origin is a separate company. |
| Fucking CuckSTS (Asts) gonna nuke my port tommorow 😔😔 |
| A bit less than -1% |
| why post this , what’s the point… might as well post screenshots of savings accounts 💀 |
| Bull this bear this, we are all in the same sinking ship u fuckers |
| kind of smol 🤏 |
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| we dont call them fd's anymore |
| Use your head |
| Care to share what that means? |
| Y'all think she lets him sleep with other women? \n\n\nSeems like a requirement for one of the worlds richest person to get married again. |
| I’m tired boss |
| Those futes look like a cocaine bear revenge 🐻 |
| Jesus Christ the bears have rolled over faster than France in ww2. Pathetic |
| Cooked? We’re at all time highs |
| She looks like a regular at a dive bar that you would consider a 7. \n\nIf I had that much money? I’m going DiCaprio, fresh, non drooping wet box. |
| It's like that Seinfeld episode. |
| Hmm |
| Hey I’ve seen this one before ! |
| WHY ARENT UPDATED FUTURES SHOWING FOR ME? ARE RHEY DEATHLY DOWN? |
| And there you have it folks. +1% eod tomorrow minimum |
| nobody tell him |
| Bears any tips on operating at the dumpster behind Wendy’s? Asking for a friend |
| In the future |
| Yeah due to this comment we're gonna hit 10% up this week again |
| Does trump have any cheap tricks left to pump the markets at the moment? I think bols cooked for real now |
| Can’t wait to get in at $20 again. |
| Trump is badhdad bob |
| All the tankers carrying corns are stuck |
| Up 5% at open |
| where do people see futes data? |
| Bulls, you’re not even funny and the cope is pathetic as fuck. Like, it’s embarrassing. |
| Even on turbo lib reddit. For the first 5 years of this this sub weekly options were called "FD's"\n\nF-----ot delights.\n\nWhich ipso facto was peak degeneracy. Their was an early 2000's nuance. That you did DD but at the end of the day. Youre buying weekly derivatives of corn futures. All fucking semblance of propriety is off the table.\n\nHere's my God tier DD.\n\nI put 25k on FD's. |
| This is all i need to sell my 711p's at open and switch to calls. No teams baby, only money making |
| "BREAKING: Iranian military announces they will soon respond to the U.S. seizure of an Iranian-flagged vessel, calling it “maritime and armed robbery.” |
| 705 at open |
| dump on Asia open |
| It must be a fetish. He's probably getting off about how much she is willing to become a caricature of beauty standards with shitty plastic surgery. |
| 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 |
| Bullish |
| I'm tired boss |
| You’re going broke 🫡 |
| this dip is nothing was expecting a lot worse tbh |
| She probably knows some “tricks” |
| It’s 4/20 tomorrow you know what that means |
| Fuk v I want ✔️ |
| I have calls and puts, jokes on u Mr mkt! |
| Talks going well! |
| ill just wait here to know when futures open |
| yeah this shit will be green by open |
| 0.58 i thought it would skyrocket |
| The next ISRO launch after the space mobile satellite failed, different rocket but still a failed launch |
| Taking bets on when futes turn green |
| SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING AT OPEN |
| I worry we've been conditioned to finally jump in on this one before shit really hits the fan but IDK. Next dip I'm buying far otm lotto calls a month out at least, set it and forget it because I'm about done with all this bull shit |
| I’m down $30. FUCK FUCK |
| I don’t like wsb being bullish into a negative 1 percent futures makes me think I should sell |
| Corn 69k by open |
| # HOLY FUCKING SHIT EVERYBODY RUN WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE |
| It’s more than just her box on the menu |
| i groomed my friend to be a ber\n\nshe got on reddit stock subs and now shes messaging me "this is a dip buy right?"\n\n\n\n |
| 🌽 already getting sold off. -2% tomorrow at least |
| You can use Yahoo Finance too. Just add =F to the ticker. For example SPX Futures would be ES=F. |
| Think they’ll pull it back together with globalstar |
| Username checks out |
| \~3% correction after such wild run up would be healthy\n\nthen BTFD |
| It's up 7% |
| The fact that markets aren’t down further than 1% is proof this shit is rigged. JD VAnce is not going to Pakistan. THERE ARE NO NEGOTIATIONS |
| Market is bullish af \n\nBers need to convert or risk extinction |
| plz sell |
| believe it or not, calls |
| Stop. |
| It's visiting the 🌽 hole |
| Red at night, bulls delight. SPY 715 tomorrow |
| It's got much further to go 👀 |
| There’s some karate kid / Mr Miagi type war movie in there somewhere…I’m gonna have to noodle this one around |
| Who is that dude on the left? |
| ALWAYS CALLS |
| That's it you fn Iran bers? |
| Life is easier when you learn this. |
| I’m starting to think the fm speaker is a troll now 😭😭😭😭😭 |
| Exactly. |
| #Shit DRILLIN just as I be predictin LMAO🤌 |
| Absolutely no chance that they let bers cash their puts \n\nThe 🥭 pump is coming tonight or pre-market |
| Once again poor retail fish trapped buying the peak. |
| BER THO |
| lol |
| How did I know to buy sbit on Friday 😭 |
| yep this week |
| they have them delayed by 10 minutes |
| need a repeat of last week |
| Gonna be another V believe it or not |
| V into green by 8pm yawwwwn |
| Just an act 3 of life |
| I want to be bullish but as long as the market doesn’t break his arm he will keep messing around. |
| !!! |
| This sub is too confident. Believe it or not PUTS will finally print. Bloody Monday confirmed. |
| Looks like BTFD is **BACK** on the menu boys! |
| What about when everyones an idiot though? |
| More like the dips will keep dipping and people lose their money. Happened a lot of times before |
| The only thing worse than overnight pajama traders are prediction mkt " traders" |
| Nah, this has to dump more cause I'm still long |
| The meat or their eggs? |
| That's it? Calls😂 |
| Let’s see those trades!!!! |
| where to check futures yahoo finance isn’t working for me |
| Literally nobody believes this dumb mf. The market barely down a paltry .8% at ATHs |
| Bers now only down 99% as opposed to 99.9% |
| Has billions of dollars and he decided to marry THAT? I know that box ain’t THAT good |
| It’s not ? |
| Pirate Cheeto seized a ship |
| fake peace: all time high\n\nlegit war: eh, -0.3%\n\nand you guys literally think I'm more regarded than algos lmao |
| MSTZ |
| BTC free falling |
| Open the Strait! Inshallah 🙏 |
| But are you saying perfect opportunity to buy puts before calls? |
| RDDT $450, ORCL $500, MSFT $800 EOY 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Ah yes, the “dip” this time is *checks notes* 7065.. |
| [https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1536/cpsprodpb/312B/production/\_122578521\_bog2.jpg.webp](https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1536/cpsprodpb/312B/production/_122578521_bog2.jpg.webp) |
| Stupid bol coping so hard right now telling me we are going to eat salmon boyzzz |
| Mf**r can’t even hold -1% red |
| I went with a used IONIQ 6 bc I’m an EV bottom |
| Oil be back! |
| You don't need to be an expert to know shit us fucked and that the stock market doesn't give a single flying fuck |
| Buying calls at open \n\n!banbet SPY 740 eow |
| Trading view deleted red candles thirteen days ago on the new update |
| No surprise red tomorrow |
| V tomorrow, chance for free money |
| moar ghey! |
| Good thing taco Tuesday is always on Tuesdays. |
| Where are you guys seeing futures? It's investing.com just delayed? |
| The day just started. The week is still not over. Lets see where we end by friday. |
| BREAKING: Reports of 🐻 sightings previously thought to be extinct |
| <3 |
| I promise you Jeff isn't picking women to have affairs with based on their wholesome personalities. |
| Algos are still on buy mode |
| Remember guys Martket MAKERS are required to take the other side of the trade if there are no more buyers left. |
| Go corn go 💀🤣 |
| This will sell off hard as the day goes on PJ traders just come in a little hot sometimes |
| ABANDON SHIP, WE'RE SINKING |
| Damnit, I bought on Friday |
| Lmao bers you fucking retards |
| Lasted 3 mins brs |
| Bull cope right on schedule. |
| that's not actually animal collective |
| bears again too cocky |
| That is not the way |
| Deal. Balls on the line. I say we pull back to 670 at minimum. I think thats about a 6% pullback. |
| recovering already |
| Congrats |
| Wow it’s slowly eating that dip up |
| Love the flair 🙂↔️ |
| yeah it is time to full port mstr short\n\n |
| 🌽 crashing.. next bols |
| Futures down to levels we haven’t seen since Friday morning!!! |
| When you compare her to his first wife it’s even more of a head scratcher |
| Volatility is BACK (was gone for like 5 days) |
| surprised to see red at all tbh\n\nanyway, green by open 🥱 |
| Weekend NQ traders were pretty accurate. This is easily V’able if US blockade goes away |
| #NO ONE CARES |
| Last Sunday was also -1% and we had the greatest rally of all time |
| Bers copes and dreams 🥀 😂 |
| #Didn't you know, it's illegal for spy to close red now, 🥭 said so |
| Why is oil down?? |
| Lil glitch on the futures hopefully they get that fixed soon🙏 |
| Oil futes + 7%\n\nStock futes -0.8%\n\nVix futes + 4.8% |
| Source/link? |
| vibes |
| Green by open... I seen this one before. |
| Calls it is |
| green by the end of my shit that im taking rn |
| Puts!!!! |
| It’s 4/20 tomorrow. It’s going to be green regardless |
| Green in 30 minutes |
| We are so back🐻💲💲💲💲 |
| You realize nobody cares right? At least the market. Or have you been asleep the last 2 weeks |
| Dude this is going to be green by 830 tonight. Sad |
| All quiet on the happening front |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| I am bullish and long in this market but WTF is this price action |
| Just closed 50% of the btc short. Thanks to mango my stupid financial decisions that took place over the weekend have been covered. Will probably dildo up at open as always. |
| You understand that this is priced in right? Just how so is the increased luminosity of the sun in the next 700 million years effecting weather, agriculture, and skin cancer rates. |
| #THATS A SPICY-A MEATBALL 🤌🏼 |
| too many Vs |
| Perfect call opportunity tomorrow |
| Fake ceasefire and a naval blockade: 12%\n\nBroken ceasefire, double closure of the strait: -0.8% |
| Obviously the play is now calls |
| What does spot oil vs futures look like now? Crude futures crashed to $80 something which is absurd. Spot has to be hitting $150+.\nEither the BOJ or the US is shorting oil futures (they said they might) bc the pricing disparity is delusional |
| Well honestly I was expecting more let’s see how this goes |
| Bers were expecting a circuit breaker and got -1 percent. |
| "Green by open" 🫵🤡 |
| It's already being bought up... |
| we're going green in under 2 hours |
| already v-ing |
| > **BREAKING:** CEO of SPY blockading the strait of regards, only bulls allowed to pass - bears will be shot on sight. |
| They are already buying the dip 😂 |
| cope futures hitting ATHs |
| Green by midnight |
| Meh green my open and I have puts |
| it will open at market hours Monday |
| Everyone post their plays and majority rules. If we say calls,\n\nThen calls |
| Everyone took profts Friday right?\n\nRiiiight??? |
| Nothing has drilled |
| Seen this story before: green by open |
| Fuck you bears! |
| Roger? |
| Heck, even Barron will get away with way more than Clinton would have. |
| Um, but they actually have to pay AST for the failed launch, including damages. So this isn't actually good for Besos.... unless you think they don't mind the cost and they are just "eating it" |
| Not even back to FRIDAYS OPEN\n\nPATHETIC\n\nGreen confirmed |
| whisk them back to the slaughterhouse, bulltardium leviosa |
| There will be a tweet before opening. |
| Perhaps my spy 698 puts may print |
| Lol as if futes matter new ath easily tomorrow |
| Black Monday confirmed. The markets will crater to levels not seen since early April. |
| BEARS LOL this'll be so fucking green by open. Not even a drop |
| Sometimes I feel like we're all a bunch of parrots in this sub |
| ASTS futes down 50% |
| Circuit breaker incoming once boots on the ground are confirmed |
| why is it all fake and ghey?!? |
| Bruh his new wife is so fake and ugly. I don't get it. |
| Uniquely regarded take here. |
| Ok let’s ride on Monday what are we buying |
| Green by open |
| Touché |
| Superstition in AZ! 9/10 recommend but very much scrambling to get up to the flat iron |
| Amazon is the only space stock who never go up because i own it |
| It really is down 500pts!\n\n |
| What platform do you use? I can’t do calls or puts on E*Trade . Also I need to learn more about how to before I do |
| That sounds almost bearish |
| squeeze the bols |
| New, saw the contracts literally halved in price overnight. 80c dec2027 |
| I sold at the top on friday 🙂 |
| THE REVENGE OF BEAR IS HERE |
| jesus christ |
| This is a dip for ants |
| why does his wife look like mephisto |
| I have seen this before, green by open |
| Bers swung and missed again. |
| didnt even erase friday gains lol |
| How is it my data is delayed 10 mins |
| Green by open |
| Dont get trampled, folks. |
| Bolls🤌🤌🤌🤌 |
| Tuesday for taco night |
| calls on weed stocks |
| Still drilling |
| Ignoring the market for now.. this attack on the ship is actually bad before any negotiation.. |
| All these newly-minted millionaire must *surely* have crystallized those extraordinary gains. Right? |
| TRIANGLES\n\nTRIANGLES\n\nTRIANGLES!! |
| If you choose your wife based in looks your in for a pleasant surprise. |
| It’s over |
| Green by open |
| I have missed out on every single one, not this one |
| #BER R FUK!!!! SPY $800 EOY!!!! Buy the dip!!!!!!!!! |
| Uhh why da futures doin |
| And then it's all green. |
| silver and gold getting creamed as always, can't wait to buy again |
| Futes open down 0.9% lol |
| Ugh |
| Bears is this all you have to offer 😂 |
| It is a bit rich right now, but it’s a meme. |
| I’m ready |
| kinda crazy how accurate weekend futes are nowdays |
| 🍷 is ready\n\nLet’s Do This |
| Oh my god freak the fuck out |
| That's it???\n\nGreen by open son |
| GUH |
| It's joever |
| are you retarded |
| um.. puts are printing.. what are you coping about |
| 1 percent down!!! |
| Ruh roh |
| Bears r so fuk LMAOOOOO |
| blacck monday |
| Dip for ants |
| lolol futures basically flat |
| only -0,9 lol |
| Wrong. It’ll be the only escape available |
| weekend wallstreet was pretty much on point - wow |
| -1% |
| Welp, you’re in the right place then |
| Tomorrow yes for sure |
| Futures r mooning |
| It’s over Bols. |
| can they keep it open at least at market hours ? ... daily.... is all I care |
| Have fun dying on an Amazon warehouse floor. |
| Unless you are in Trump’s inner circle, it’s impossible to play this market. Even the insider traders could get fucked if Iran goes nuts and just starts leveling desalination plants and refineries |
| chatting with Chat GPT for copium on my puts |
| Futures |
| 2 matters until it futes |
| Black monday |
| I don't know why it be, just that it be |
| https://preview.redd.it/nnfoz80yy7wg1.jpeg?width=1185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6429c1500c68935bdaee458443471357bf0951c\n\n |
| something feels different this time |
| I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT HURRY UP I'VE BEEN HOLDING IT. |
| Are you guys slow? Amazon LEO is so behind and delayed. They’re on the borderline of failure. There is utter chaos within that org. Amazon is about to poopoo on itself. |
| are you ready |
| robinhood |
| ES about to gap down 60 points lol |
| I'm mostly in stocks but I have 10k in oil as a sort of hedge in case this conflict goes really badly. And I sold some puts, so I guess I'm sort of an oil bull |
| BREAKING: Iran’s central military headquarters says that they will soon "retaliate" for the US attack on an Iranian-flagged tanker in the Gulf of Oman -Iran state media |
| It's the final countdown of the final countdown of the final countdown of the final countdown. |
| Are you not here on the weekends? The bears come out and get super yippy. |
| How come? |
| One minute until flat into green |
| MY NAME IS HARRY DRESDEN, OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR |
| No way that is a human |
| I've been fighting the move up since the beginning of April, saying this is all retarded. I kept trying to short, saying this situation and the market are both retarded. I bought more puts on Friday, most of them expiring worthless, thinking this is retarded. I sold my puts expiring on 04/26 and bought calls expiring this week thinking maybe I'll join in on the retardation.\n\nMaybe I'm just retarded. |
| Well, here comes nothing |
| 13 green qqq days. \n\nlet bears have one red day to start another 13 green day run |
| Green by open |
| Futures will be red and oil will be green \n\nIf anyone actually believes anything otherwise, you are a regard |
| https://preview.redd.it/1e4j6xtsy7wg1.jpeg?width=668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d295390446ca71bc2f01e97cbdfd34c7621463c\n\n |
| 2 minutes until futes don’t matter |
| move the decimal one placement to the right. |
| Did AI Mark, or Robot Mark, make the layoff decision? |
| The Seychelles stock market has more volume than your pre-futures. |
| Them rotary motors shouldve been a bigger thing |
| this my guy! |
| Sure hope so |
| Bid / ask indicating a .5% drop in futes |
| cruide 100 eow |
| My ass is ready |
| Still waiting |
| Futes preparing to fute -0.2% |
| You’ll get ‘em next time. That’s what I tell myself anyway. |
| THE FINAL COUNTDOWN BOLLs ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ |
| since january there has been NO monday where we didnt gapdown after the weekend. \n\n12/14 times we ended green. 1 time out of the 2 we didnt end green, we went from -0,6% to +1,3% first then ended red |
| im paying 40k of student loans tomorrow so just awaiting on my last 20 4/24 spy puts i got friday and leaving for some time |
| futes feel funny |
| #REMEMBER, STOP LOSS = STOP PROFIT |
| Reminds me of when Facebook was going to launch their own competitor to Starlink using SpaceX and the rocket blew up |
| Iran is calling Trump a bitch to his face |
| Thanks. I’ll need it |
| It’ll only get worst by then |
| don't you think he could find better looking woman if he's worth a couple Bs |
| they won't do jack |
| All influencers are AI too |
| 5th week in a row it’s been bear euphoria on Sunday night only to end up closing green the next several days. |
| At this point, futures indicate very little about the following day. Just strap in: it’ll either be the Face Ripper or the Face Dipper but it will all depend on one sole retard’s knockoff Twitter account. |
| What a dumbass |
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| Full porting SOUN shares tomorrow |
| Pirates |
| look at what btc did this weekend. |
| Hopefully, so is Shrek |
| MSFT 450 EOW? |