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| Believe it or not, calls. But on what because I don't know |
| QQQ above $600 dump over |
| Masterfully done |
| Which is the US |
| You're an idiot lmao. Look now! |
| # VLADIMIR STOP |
| SLS is carrying my port |
| Not really I got max value on the opening dip. |
| Gap fill Monday never fails 🎯 |
| Hell no today is GTFO into cash if anything is close to even |
| Absolutely pathetic bears. Black Monday🤡🤡🤡 |
| Remind me why you bought puts |
| wym? futes bottomed last night and started going STRAIGHT up |
| Imagine believing Feds will let us crash after they had Asia markets as preview before open |
| Alright I’ll bite, tf is “oil”? |
| The fact this shit is bouncing means retard bols didn't learn fucking shit from losing 680 last week and getting raped. 650 WILL get tested this week |
| I read this as "Jim Carrey" and was like, hmm. F it, let him cook! |
| 1700 fucking contracts. Not 170, 1700. Unreal. |
| enough of this ber shit |
| People were so sure today would be a circuit breaker \n\n💥💥💥 As always. No one knows anything |
| *Not RAM 1500 |
| SPY actually about to end green you can't make this shit up |
| BUY THE DIP, till it doesn’t work |
| 100% |
| Hey guys, kind of new around here. Last night everyone said oil would be 200 but I can’t even find it at even half that price anywhere. Am I looking at the wrong place? |
| So sell them instead for the free 70k then... |
| It was doom and gloom all weekend. |
| why tho |
| Soon you.. \n\n👊👨 |
| why does nothing ever happen |
| New ATH incoming. |
| Taco paradox: If a taco is guaranteed there’s no reason for the market to ever panic but if the market never panicked there would be no taco |
| biggest weekend fakeout ever |
| I can’t believe I’m actually making money right now |
| dip bot |
| The game is rigged, you will NeVER be part of the team fixing it, just stay long |
| Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa this is awesome |
| BERS WERE REAL CONFIDENT LAST NITE LMAO 🤌 is 650 in the room with us? |
| Inconceivable!! |
| Just look how they target ads lol their algos serially have no clue about my shopping preferences or who i am. Seriously just split revs and partner with Google or amazon and they would make way more money lol |
| I was lied to. I thought SPY was supposed to commit sewer slide today. |
| Why bro ?? |
| Best chart ever. You win |
| Never fucking trust the futes |
| I was told black Monday |
| Now this is a pattern I can trust |
| You know what? Sure buddy, today's a green day. |
| Now they are shorting oil so. Tomorrow goes opposite. |
| Fuck u bers |
| Shits gonna dump AH so put holders cant cash out their W |
| The whole world is full of scared leaders desperate to maintain some control. All they're doing is delaying the inevitable. The price of oil can only be manipulated for a few weeks, but that's good enough for the scamming mms. |
| Well bers there is always after market and pre market tommorw 😂 |
| Just give the money to me instead of burning it on this trade |
| Blatantly watched another batch of puts get loaded and immediately they pumped it, please just let some of them croak early |
| $USO. Let’s see a little more pain. |
| From damn near -2% down to green, incredible ngl |
| Woah, neat. |
| Price action is insane lmao bers in shambles |
| ah yes, the classic white house insider candlestick pattern |
| How is selling after a .60% pump off the bottom not considered greedy? wtf we are almost green I missed out on nearly double what I just sold my calls for by “not being greedy” |
| Oil can be $1000 per barrel but that means nothing if you cant ship it or produce it |
| Another bad day to be a bear. |
| Buying calls at open after a massive dip hasn't failed me yet |
| Yes. |
| Looks like we found someone that bought the top of oil 🤡😂🍿 |
| This shit HAS to go down idgaf |
| That's a movie from the attention-span era. People today wouldn't get it. |
| The phrase “nothing ever happens” is AI slop brain rot. Oil infrastructure is blowing up for the benefit of one country. |
| Bro, just venmo me 80k if ure going to light it up on fire |
| Dump at EOD/ AF |
| https://preview.redd.it/l09cr60dq1og1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=612e526e7925511856f4f6a8ba0b6352f6304c0b |
| Just wow! Overnight 2% down to complete green! And the day couldnt trade |
| Ber tears in the AH thread will be a sight to behold\n\nIt'll be 3:59 and they'll still be coping about a "rug any second!!" |
| Congratulations, if you're reading this you survived all 4 hours of The Great Depression: Chapter 2 🥳 |
| lol\n\ni knew my port was safe when wsb was super bearish on the front page... |
| You doomers ever get tired of looking stupid or is it a fetish for you? \n\nHere comes green! |
| ber r stil fukt |
| pack it up bers, i play bol today |
| Can we just go ahead n slime the market makers 😂 |
| Wow, a flat day |
| Red at night, theta delight 🐂 👈😂👉🐻 |
| Which companies are building property made out of burgers? I want to invest in these businesses |
| Should’ve been here last night regards thought the world was ending |
| Nvda ticks up as IV goes down so I’m constantly just slightly at a loss perpetually |
| How about that blow off top in oil huh.. Guess my parents will be able to heat the basement after all. |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Pamhp it! |
| QQQ volatile? |
| It's a casino, not sarcastically. |
| ber actually thot |
| Rename the strait of hormuz to strait of jerusalem just like we did with gulf of america |
| G7 countries have 1.2 billion oil barrels in strategic reserve, we have a 20 million barrel a day hole in the global oil budget due to the war. If the G7 decides to go business as usual we have enough oil to last us 60 days. Important to note is that even if the war ends tomorrow, it will be weeks before the efficiency of oil instalation still standing get back to pre war level, months before the damaged instalation get repaired and on top of it, there will be a bigger demand to replenish the strategic reserves to a more "safe" level.\n\n200$ a barrel is still a very likely possibility. |
| Spy down -3% last night to green btw. Let that sink in. LMFAOOOOOOOIIIOOIIIIOIOOOO |
| Nothing can stop spy |
| Spy above vwap and 70 rsi! |
| I unironically have a destructive gambling problem |
| Bears should retire |
| Betting that the biggest publicly traded company in the World will lose about 1.7 trillion off the top in a little over a month is fucking beautiful. |
| Whoa who let Shrek out??? |
| the desperation from this admin is incredible. Puts |
| Bers are so cooked |
| What just happened? Did we win the war? |
| Gay behrs, unite to cry together. Not alone. Inverse green shrek dihk technique worked flawlessly |
| 🤑🤑🤑 |
| Did you even Avgo today? |
| Ah yes the manipulation machine continues |
| aaaaaand the gap has been completely filled |
| No news just pump |
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| Iran is even RPGing their own camels. It's crazy time. |
| Yes |
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| Tt |
| Im not going to argue that I got lucky with the Iran war. But you can check fertilizer futures yourself, they were on the rise and this trade was going to make money regardless. You honestly just sound jealous. |
| LMAO @ SPy. |
| I guess im going to have to lol rip |
| Word on the street is that algos have a very simple algo; fuck calls and puts |
| Imagine being a bear 🤡 |
| Facts |
| volume candles drawing the famous green middle finger pattern for bears |
| Currently up 2.2k with GOOG calls I bought this morning. Not at all what I was expecting today |
| All the way around where |
| Puts then pray |
| So this is Christmas and a happy new year |
| wrong |
| this sub has been very bullish all day |
| ain't noday got time for that meme |
| I don't even bother playing anymore. |
| Guys its obvious. These clowns will drive the market up when they manipulate oil down. |
| Guys, the US is self energy sufficient, so nothing ever happens |
| You are a moron. Terrible bet |
| Well… that was definitely a YOLO\n\nThis is so bad. I’m going to save it to check back in April… |
| Same |
| Over half this post is bullish so keep bearing for now |
| You guys ever get tired of looking stupid? SPY not even down 1% lmao |
| Thats genius... I'll go test the theory and take a nap. |
| Everything is going back up, reddit is tanking. The world is healing |
| I have about 26 Claude md files and a skills promt for using them that’s linked to git and they self learn and update as they progress stuff, we also use \n\nFor example not sure how will reddit will format this \n\nBut it looks something like this \nTerminal 1 Terminal 2 Terminal 3\n───────────────── ───────────────── ──────────────\nOrchestrator Orchestrator Orchestrator\n │ │ │\n ├── code-writer ├── code-writer ├── test-writer\n ├── ui-standardize ├── ui-standardize └── db-admin\n ├── vuln-scan ├── vuln-scan\n └── test-writer └── update-help-docs\n\n\n\nTerminal 1: main build + 4 sub-agents = 5 agents\nTerminal 2: main build + 4 sub-agents = 5 agents \nTerminal 3: test coverage + 2 sub-agents = 3 agents\n\n\nFor example \n\n\nAfter building run these agents:\n- ui-standardize on all new templates\n- vuln-scan on new routes\n- test-writer to create test file\n- update-help-docs to sync help page\n\n\nRun these tasks in parallel using sub-agents:\n\nAgent 1 — ui-standardize on tickets/list.html\nAgent 2 — vuln-scan on tickets/routes.py \nAgent 3 — test-writer for tests/test_tickets.py\nAgent 4 — update-help-docs |
| Why didn’t I sell my calls last week and re buy them with today’s dip? Stupid me!! |
| Damn it really is as easy as inversing this sub |
| If it's one of the -stans, can it truly ever be the wrong country? |
| because stonk go up |
| so far. |
| The market doesn’t fucking care |
| Oil going negative |
| Dont worry guys 🥭 is going to take care of oil for us. We're all going to be tired of winning. |
| just as I go to hit sell we get a green dildo |
| Climbing that big ass wall of worry |
| P, and I can’t stress this next part enough, AMP IT |
| How about you invest in texting your mom once in a while? |
| Dipped my testicles in oil just now, not sure for how long with these prices |
| Got out of my 0DTEs at 9:49 lol I’m chilling. Mangos market is for folks far bolder than me! |
| *Velveeta Farquaad* is my new *favorite* for the 'Leader' of *Loud and Obnoxious TrumPETs!!!* |
| Criminal candles! |
| I told you last night we'd go green |
| Why is goog so attracted to 300. Move away from it you bithhh! |
| 3:45 |
| NASDAQ baby you've traveled so far from last night's doom and gloom! |
| Dammit---i thought I would get a great discount contributing to Roth today...only for it to recover LOL |
| Sad Pepe 😔 |
| Oil just blew a 27-3 lead |
| We‘re „not there yet“ 🤣🤣🤣\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/pi15nwpqp1og1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bae3cf05ada6b646174f02005d65bc9b5fe45cc |
| Biden would have invaded the wrong country. something like Tajikistan |
| Imagine thinking its the reversal |
| Ryan Cohen signed my asshole! |
| Luckily i have unshakeable conviction in the 4 year bitcoin cycle which predicts a cycle bottom on october 11th, so i am preparing for a wider stock market crash around that date. The question is just if we get a faceripper blow off top until then or a sideways market gasping for air. |
| Retail buying dips… their loss |
| Qqq green so spy promised me also |
| [Los explains the struggles of the oil business 😳 l Landman review #paramount #movierecap #shorts](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ApYVhC_7gXg) |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| Kamala likely still would’ve had a conflict of some sort but not a war. |
| I think USO had a massive gap over the weekend and the news about the IEA asking the G7 to release emergency oil reserves was the excuse that the market needed to go fill it |
| Shitty day for ya boy 🤣 |
| Ok so who bought oil at 119$ please confess now. Must be from here |
| Remember when Scamvana dumped 21% in a day? That was fun, let's do that again. |
| Your progeny will mock you long after you are gone, enjoy |
| So like is the war over or |
| oh well....what's another 5 months chopping in the same range? |
| got wrecked going long oil at 100 |
| Green is the color if IRGC |
| Wow 5 dollars?! |
| ummm why tf are we green |
| Call your mum and tell her you love her. |
| *The Zero Theorem* |
| I have enough buying power to make one last 1dte option play, but I have no idea what to do. |
| and we're green that was too easy |
| In the family group chat, my brother just came out as a bear\n\nWe all immediately blocked his number |
| lmao nasdaq green bers in shambles |
| Algos did their job. I know it sounds crazy but Nasdaq closes lower by 200 |
| According to ur calculations? |
| What is going on |
| “What?” - Joe Biden |
| How's the Trumpstien files distraction going? Things cooling down? |
| The war on Iran is the casino reorganizing the floor |
| are we |
| Most millionaires are dipshits so that would make the most sense |
| I’m bear but I say we end green |
| 0DTEs kinda gotta get sold quickly, can’t hold them for long if it’s not going your way which it absolutely has not for puts today. Puts expy tomorrow at close sell at open repeate |
| If SPY would go to 690 today I'll donate 5% of profits to your Mom. |
| This is hotter than a fireman’s a$$ 🤯🥵 |
| I missed this thread when we were actually a team and told each other what to buy.\nIs the golden age of WSB over? If not, please give me some good calls for this week. |
| Buckle your sphincter |
| Wait a week. \n\nIt's not getting to 300, but this conflict isn't going to end and even all these counties can't keep the strait open to get a reasonable amount of oil through. More oil infrastructure in the GCC countries will be hit\nIran is trying to hurt the global economy as much as they can to make the world get 🥭 to TACO.\n\nHe won't do it, though. He won't allow himself to be seen as a loser. He would much rather take down the world than have that happen. He already said people complaining about the price of oil were stupid. \n\nThe plays right now are a couple weeks out when the world starts to really go to shit |
| Woah, yeah haha. Complete oversight on my behalf.\n\n I'm not familiar with this model after looking it up. |
| holy shit that gap up |
| Bro what |
| Go back to your infinity sleep and wait for your pirnce to the rescue |
| Did the money printer get turned on? or is the panic over |
| I called the payday loan place, gonna get some extra liquidity |
| Bought 4x SPY Sep 18 2026 600 Put @ $19.94 earlier this morning. |
| jesus lmfao |
| It's okay big boy, you've fought enough....just dump down. |
| Least the Vix is down 6.5% |
| Ban bet it then |
| last night bers were listening to R.E.M.\n\nright now they're sitting in silence |
| Gamestore leveling up |
| Hope this isn’t inheritance money you’re throwing down the drain. But you definitely belong in the casino so welcome. |
| Pamp muh oil |
| buy calls |
| Silver baggies be nice to new oil baggies |
| Just enough to buy a meal at Wendy's |
| It's not that bad actually |
| Morgan Stanley: closer to end of rolling correction \n\nTranslation: shits just getting started and we think there is a bit more we can squeeze before complete exhaustion takes place |
| Hot Water Burn Baby!! 🔥 |
| Boring ass market |
| They're Asian and European traders who went to bed. Wall Street is full of Zionist fund managers who are willing to lose other people's money to support Israel's war. |
| I know it won’t go down because too many people here want it to go down |
| DJT has WONDERF... sorry, wait, \n*TARIFFIC*... sorry, I am getting closer, though, \n\n *TARIFFYING* 'Plans' \n for us... 'Us'... U.S.!!! |
| U rlly voted for Kamala ?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣\nStop watching CNN it’s bad for your health and makes you regurgitate the absolute lies you’ve been ingesting |
| It’s down lol |
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| Yet I am convinced that you can't torch the entire Middle East and it would not impact the bottom line of businesses world wide. This feels like Corona, the first week I thought that this is totally bearish and got burned with my puts, just to see the market crash when I was out of fire power. I'll wait and watch from the sidelines. Oil at 150 end of month. |
| #taco rattled lmaoooo!!! |
| lol i dont think those tweets are coming today |
| Pump today sus as hell |
| How do we make it go down |
| When my risky investment was actually a risk and I loose money 🤡 |
| Tsla end the day 327 |
| Very careful means just going all the way around |
| Holy fuck this is so boring |
| Traded all day & made 13$, pretty successful if you ask me |
| eat tacos |
| i feel like gamestop is about to rip |
| This type of "humor" just sad |
| https://preview.redd.it/1t4m0qyap1og1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8dd09fb0b59585fcccb6d8bcc67f68447ba4fb3 |
| Spy 650 this week. |
| # fair, I only mock bers that say "WORLD IS OVER" |
| spy pinned. too bad.. could have been a fun day. |
| A bot that scraped advice from this sub and did the opposite would print money |
| I don’t have any short positions |
| nothing ever happens |
| This isn’t even a joke it’s just true |
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| !banbet RDDT 140 1w |
| dont watch the series. pretty bad. |
| Most of us are just exit liquidity |
| RDDT is the biggest POS stock I’ve ever seen |
| Guys it's okay, AI and Chips don't need Oil. |
| maybe, maybe not. remember 2022. |
| This guy gets it thank you! And thank you Mr president. |
| What volatility, what woah |
| You already have a bet going - SOXL to 45.68 before 04-Apr-2026 04:18 AM -05 |
| Bought ONDS calls it instantly falls further lmao |
| OMG BER SO FUK 🤡🫵 |
| Y Amzn 🌈 |
| A lot of skiddish, high anxiety folks in the chat\n\nNot a great trait for this\n\n |
| Amd regards are in here cheerleading it because they stand to win a couple hundred bucks on their calls |
| sometimes I genuinely feel like this type of movement is part of a psyop. basically every time indices take enough of a hit that I see headlines with phrases like "stocks tumble due to X" or some mainstream late night host mentions the market taking a hit, by the time people actually see it, the market will have made a significant recovery from whatever low triggered the news. lunch breaks just started 20 minutes ago in Eastern time, people who have been working all morning will now go look at their phones, see a bunch of articles dooming over a weekend slide in stocks, and then they'll check indices and see us up 2.5% from the overnight low. it's no wonder bulls have such a strong belief that nothing ever happens |
| https://preview.redd.it/ezfjiz25p1og1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=143533f10704bbfb0072755e0f739a3fa620daf3 |
| SEC this guy right here |
| AVGO bulls don't care about oil prices! 💪 |
| Imagine the billions lost in puts this morning with people thinking it was the big one. |
| either hit my limit or ding my stop, I don't give a shit |
| QQQ fighting to go green so hard |
| Fade this guy |
| you refer to yourself as it? |
| I was holding calls all morning, I'm just not greeding when its slow |
| If oil ends the day red lol |
| stocks: stairs up, elevator down\n\ncapitalism products: elevator up, stairs down (if down at all) |
| Spy would genuinely be 800 now with kamala or sleepy joe. No liberation day, no international rotation, no war. |
| Hulk smash ber |
| I bought Tesla calls in the morning and feel violated. |
| I was watching the movie 12 Monkeys last night to distract me from the blood shed on the Spy and I can't believe that movie is popular. It's pretty meh lmao. |
| As a service? meh\n\nas a product? meh\n\nas a company? ewww |
| I don't have puts. But why did the market go up since 10am? I thought the market only goes up if I have puts. I am confused. |
| Focus on the smaller picture. What’s making gains in a depressed/fake market correction? $ASAN released their quarterly results outlining the last half of the year they started using AI and their revenue has jumped making their Q1 results likely a record for them |
| When everyone is bullish like this... We know what always happens |
| QQQ recovering back to 600 is a free money bet |
| I always laugh when people say the market is forward looking when a couple tweets can reverse a 2% drop in an hour |
| I think thats *why* some oil contracts went negative- traders needing someone who could accept delivery to take it off their hands |
| Focus on the smaller picture. What’s making gains in a depressed/fake market correction? $ASAN released their quarterly results outlining the last half of the year they started using AI and their revenue has jumped making their Q1 results likely a record for them |
| drink water |
| my mom, Bam Pondi, agrees. |
| inverse that regard |
| europoors or eurorich closing today? |
| WW3 talks are going well, by the look of this pump |
| lol commaon |
| The dip buying is great. \n\nIf you are holding options contracts right now, you are the dip, though |
| First penguins get tariffs now war... |
| You only live once so don't throw your money away |
| Calls it is. |
| Didnt get greedy and sold my nvidia puts this morning |
| Indeed, just thought it was funny that yahoo was the referrer in the logs. |
| June or July |
| If this ain't the truth |
| Focus on the smaller picture. What’s making gains in a depressed/fake market correction? $ASAN released their quarterly results outlining the last half of the year they started using AI and their revenue has jumped making their Q1 results likely a record for them |
| It's feeling dumpy. |
| LOOOOOOOOOL -0.4%, this market is so fucking crazy |
| And my dumbass listened |
| Fries in the bag sir |
| its been pump the whole day so far what do you mean |
| Is CVNA ok? |
| I keep screaming “this pump is cope!” And the line keeps going up.\n\nIf you want me to continue my services, I expect atleast 10% of your call gains today |
| Strait still closed to most ships, Kuwait and Iraq shut down/reduced production, already talk of using strategic reserves, Iran not likely to cease hostilities even if USA stops bombing, many oil facilities damaged. I can't see how it doesn't go up quite a bit more but I'm as regarded as anyone here |
| Op's name kinda make sense. Remind me when the losses hit $19910, so I can suggest Op to change the name to ThrowAwayAnother19910 |
| There is no oil crisis in Ba Sing Se. |
| It wants 600 but i dont know if it's got it |
| Iran is likely not going to ship to Korea or Japan either |
| MAKE USO $130 AGAIN |
| now\n\n |
| As long as the tankers are very careful, we’re back. If they’re not careful, they’re getting attacked. |
| Tsla fukd |
| I say the same to you but behind Wendy’s |
| I did similar math the other day, was 16 when I started driving and gas was $4 a gallon 2006-2008 is.\n\n\nSo if we return to thst time we're looking at like 6-7 a gallon in 2026 monies |
| TNYA up 80% in 5 days. More news at 1pm EST today |
| Bro I just woke up, why did you do that? |
| You might be shocked how much oil isn’t pumped due to a lack of profitability. There’s thousands of inactive wells all over the country producers will bring back online if the price is right, along with others where secondary recovery is now financially feasible. If oil were to hit four to five bucks a gallon, producers will be out there sucking off the ground with straws to spit it into a bucket. |
| nah no way lmfao |
| RELEASE THE >!OIL RESERVES!< NOW! |
| # Bols basically betting their own money that \n\n# 🥭 wont fuck things up worse than they already are\n\n# ꉂ (≧ヮ≦) |
| Short oil when ? |
| I got scammed in and out of the market. I loathe myself |
| Struggling here ain't good, its only the bottom of friday lmao |
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| All gapes get gapped |
| !banbet qqq 588 28H |
| Post that loss porn baby |
| Why would SPY be down because some whore moose stripped? 😂 |
| tomorrow we can hear the super smart expert analysts explain to us why the markets went from big dump overnight to pump at close |
| Problem is everything you buy rides on a boat, plane, or semi at some point. |
| When Goog 310? |
| wtf is this garbage\n\n |
| Nothing matters until 3 |
| Lies. He has a full head of hair and is VERY tan and sexy |
| Yet higher and higher the market goes lmao. well, not exactly, but it sure hasn't fallen as much as you'd expect it to, at least yet. perhaps it still will |
| This market is wiping my balance like wiping shit off ass |
| thank you for your service |
| No u (wti matches canada and the gulf even during export controls because usually we exchange crude oil types with them). But as a whole we (north america) are a net-exporter of oil since the fracking boom and the EU/East Asia are net importers. Brent had a big premium over WTI last time export controls were in place. |
| Now puts your hands up on my hips. |
| Oh it's open. It's just that ships are worried Iran might attack them and the shipping and insurance companies are not going thru until they know it's safe |
| wtffffff HIMS |
| # WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OVERNIGHT BERS?\n\n# "IF YOU THINK THIS IS THE BOTTOM YOU'RE RETARDED"\n\n# "STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS A GLOBAL ISSUE"\n\n# "OIL WILL CAUSE INFLATION, IT'S OVER FOR SPY" |
| 700 today. We bought Iran and we got a mortgage on Greenland. |
| A watched option gains no value |
| ??????? |
| Heard you bought a house ten years ago for $250k that is worth $600k now.\n\nWhy are you trying to sell the house for $600k? |
| In spring? |
| Mango won’t release oil reserves. He’ll see it as a sign of weakness. |
| They have to pay for the gas they're going to buy to refill their tanks once people fuel up |
| You know there’s thousands of idiots buying 0dte calls 2% OTM rn |
| Remember, when you forgive, you heal. And when you let go, you grow |
| Did you hold? |
| I’ve decided to be a bear today and buy puts right now. 670p |
| This all sounds positive. When will we see some of that $6 gas in California?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/40c88wrho1og1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c511edd4586d305c69b63d01a2a16a20bfde5704 |
| Loo bol buddy. Bottom is $170 |
| Takes 8 weeks for it to syncronize down, but 10m to sync upwards |
| Gas stations make money off snacks etc, the margins on gasoline are too thin |
| Didn’t some regard bet on oil futures, and they had an obligation to have oil delivered to them? It was a five year post |
| Oil is one, which will impact anything that uses oil. \n\nAnything coming out or going into the Persian gulf is also affected until this resolves itself. Shipping insurance has skyrocketed. IIRC, the groups in UK basically cancelled insurance for most of those ships and had to requote/restate new much higher war risk insurance. \n\nAnd, I thought I saw something where Iraq and other countries are reducing oil production b/c there's only so much storage there and ships are not moving. |
| Bers were calling for $300 oil last night lmao |
| IOVA! LFG! Up $10,000 on this stock! |
| about to go green. War is bullish |
| they’re buying rn. |
| Her vibe reminds too much of the aliens that sell the clone army to Obi-Wan for my taste |
| Fair enough, (not) happy for ya |
| 🙁 how is this fun |
| All Gaps Get Gaped |
| just blows my mind how fake everything is and for how long and will continue to be |
| Recession cancelled. Put your puts away bois |
| Because people dont need ikea to survive and it would be a horrible way to practice business. Gasoline is a necessity and thus they got us by the balls. |
| I wish I also had $83k to casually burn on NVDA puts |
| Which model were you using, was it a reasoning one? |
| Lmao the bottom signal like no other, i still didn't capitalize much on calls, the vix too high and movement too slow |
| You sound like a Chinese loving blue haired libtard.\nU prolly play women’s sports cause u get bullied by the big dawgs u little muppet |
| Dude theta is going to take $5,100 just holding these until tomorrow… |
| HIMS range trading was not on my bingo card today |
| I cant believe I didnt full port 0dte calls at open |
| Everyone and their grandma knows spy is going green |
| YOU GOOD?????????? |
| If history repeats itself we can expect the bears to keep doubling down until bankruptcy |
| He acts like a bald guy in denial |
| deep red, go back to sleep\n\ndeep green, go back to sleep\n\ncaught in chop, throw phone |
| I mean if I was 15 the thought me me saying something to some struggling 47 year old and they do it and lose it all, I would find that hilarious. |
| Sleep is always bullish. |
| It is the algorithms in my regarded opinion. One day somwthing is gonna trigger some sell command and that shit is gonna domino like fuck. For now though, nothing ever happens, and a war in the middle east with Iran threatening to block the Strait of Hormuz was apparently priced in |
| The universe is strange when you think about it on the toilet |
| I know this is WSB but this is the single dumbest thing I've ever seen. Just burn your money next time holy shit |
| Teslaaaaaaaaaaaaa plzzzzz |
| Bers all of that for a drop of blood ? |
| Guys I'm pretty sure that Donald Trump might be bald. |
| sell the dip but buy the chips (AVGO + NVDA) |
| Our tax dollars are being used on an influencers trip to Erewhon |
| To think I could have held my calls that I bought Friday instead of selling them for nothing first thing this morning. |
| He's probably waiting for on-chain BTC transaction to actually happen. They're slow and it usually takes 20-30 mins to get it confirmed. |
| Insubordinate and churlish |
| Went through a lot of effort to make $5 |
| USO late bol down for the count |
| Nice |
| "Young king" you guys are hilarious.\n\nNever mind the fact that he resorted to punching in a verbal confrontation but that fat retard didn't even connect his punch. Truly a brave hero. |
| Enjoy the range theta boys |
| Bro they're selling $175 weeklies for like $60 a pop lmao |
| NVDA sellers need to chill for a minute let her cook |
| What the fuck is a stop loss amirite? |
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| Wow, as a bear I now know what it’s like to blow a 28-3 lead |
| Might as well just throw your money in a dumpster fire |
| Market recovers but i am still down as fck |
| If you have USO calls get out and get shares on margin if you still want to play.\n\nIV will make you your bitch. |
| Its hard to read long enough to realise that secured 200M barrels is not the same as bought back, they only bought about 59M Barrels and decided not to sell 140M barrels (which does not increase the reserve obviously it was just a stop to further draw downs) |
| Yup, I just got rug pulled |
| https://preview.redd.it/ktc655w0o1og1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=394a80879f0025de97e276b9137a91482ecffca5\n\n |
| I dont even have a SPX position, but want to see it green for funsies |
| Cassiar Gold 🚀 🚀 🚀 launching. TP $5 |
| nitpicking but he's actually only risking $550K because of the premium received to open the trade. but yes, $550K risked to make $110K, sometimes thetagang can hit it big but this is still a mega retarded trade. since this was last week friday he narrowly avoided losing money on that late day dip lol |
| I love this game 🎮 |
| Within minutes of this statement, the Holy Flying V will give the Bears neck injuries. |
| But you don’t see IKEA repricing with every balsawood and cardboard fluctuation |
| Shit was mass hysteria |
| deleterious |
| What is this genuine dogshit why is it just chop the entire fucking day |
| My crystal ball says fuck you |
| Buy reddit and close it! |
| Huge fan |
| Because they get more money by doing that |
| take a nap and see what happens to your positions time 🎲 🎲 |
| Like strapping a time bomb to your port\n\nI only play it, like rn, when I can babysit the position |
| GREED |
| not even MSTR CEO |
| What? No it's a 20yo that vlogs about having secret service escort while doing groceries |
| qqq puts trust |
| Volume fading |
| I was like nice, calls. Bold but probably will work. Nope. Market been wrecked. Load up on more puts. Since we all think this is a terrible idea. It’ll print |
| No ONDS? |
| cashed out at 90 i wanna kill myself |
| We shall see |
| Because they can make more profit that way... |
| Checks tape from my corinthian leather wing back, wearing slippers and smoking my pipe, "always was" |
| 1800GAMBLER pick up the phone and dial it |
| Adjusting the 2008 peak oil price (\~$150/barrel) for inflation to today, it'd be around $225-250 per barrel. Right now we're sitting at $105. Do you think it'll climb higher still? |
| Embarrassed for what views? Being proud of my country for fighting the war against terror? If my kids are against that then I failed as a man and father. Stand for something or die for nothing mofo |
| Negative captain. Holding |
| Omfg bears couldn't keep it together 🤦♂️ |
| so regarded that it might actually work |
| The universe exists with the sole purpose of fucking with my portfolio. |
| damn my one mu share at 364 is fookin PRINTING rn |
| 100%+ IV on $USO is absurd lmao |
| Still holding. Up 60 percent but given DTE, I’m holding for a lil longer |
| I'm invested in AMD and the huge earnings drop was unwarranted to me. |
| Remember all those drones flying over the east coast a number of months back and some were identified as radiation detectors? Could be cause for concern with current events in mind. |
| I should’ve known we were safe when the dancing bear gif hit the hot section last night. |
| Have you seen Ivanka? |
| Long Term Capital Management |
| Green by EOD |
| Why do gas stations immediately reprice? The gas sitting in their tanks is 50% cheaper from when they bought it in bulk. |
| anyone like MSTR for long hold\n\n |
| PUMP!!!!! |
| 我认为你做出了正确的决定，只是时机不对。一切都会好起来的，我也对此很乐观！ |
| Actual mongo calling out automod replies, jesus |
| I have replaced all oil in my car with canola… |
| The 🐻were so confident in the weekend thread, they never learn that Nothing...Ever...Happens |
| I prefer pure retardium in red, and possibly on fire |
| just buy defense stocks its not that hard. $UMAC $AMPX $LASR and american chemical companies: $DOW $LYB it's literally free money |
| This market is shit no wonder why people are losing money when they make the right calls |
| This market doesn’t care he’ll you can nuke Iran shit will be green |
| Really tempted to do call credit spreads here but don't want to get gaped by some 🌮 news |
| one with 3 eyes |
| Retail literally never stop fomoing so it seems like it gets unlimited money supply |
| 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣. too much money in the market. 🖨 just bruh |
| His oldest granddaughter is 17. Are you ok? |
| https://preview.redd.it/nien3vggn1og1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8145ae5e6bfea4403e93261ea5dc3524f4121e35\n\n |
| The fact that shills are immediately peddling their sponsor/bags is a good indication that its time to buy if you havent.\n\nJust ignore the shills though. Their mess not ours |
| 🥭 speech was a nothing burger |
| yeah. beyond a certain point, we cannot TACO our way out of this. \n\nIsrael's probably happy that all the GCCs are angry at us. they were interfering with Israel's domination of US foreign policy. Trump loved those countries and their money too much. Israel can't allow that.\n\nalso need to watch for Iran selectively closing Hormuz to US/Euro tankers, but also selectively opening it to Chinese tankers. if that happens, Israel/US will attack Iran's terminals to prevent China from getting that cheap oil and prevent Iran from making any money on exports. and then Iran will unleash whatever missiles it has left. \n\nclosing Hormuz is easy. opening it back up is much more difficult. |
| So they are baiting the headlines with spr to trigger more buying loool they got us by the balls |
| I was just looking at SNDK 488 during overnight hours earlier 😵💫 |
| Imagine a nuclear reactor with a big smiley face on it |
| Came here to say WTF but every single other person is WTF so maybe OP is on to something? \n\nJ/k… this is peak regarded.\n\nSee ya behind the dumpster |
| remember when oil was above 100? \n\npepridge farm remembers |
| I would like to thank your 🌈🐻 puts for making the ultimate sacrifice\n\n🫡 |
| Regarded |
| It's like the 🌈bers don't realize the only thing you should have faith in the year of our lord 2026 is our corporate overlords |
| https://preview.redd.it/k973kwucn1og1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01f7d81d7d68da9748b41050176e4b1d6c7c53cd |
| The new roman empire will stretch from Iran to Greenland to Canada |
| Yall know what happens on Tuesdays, right? There's a method to the madness, and there is a reason for this pump... idk what I'm talking about |
| are you still holding. how is your position? |
| The market is showing that it loves high oil prices now. |
| I know I did. And solar. I don’t pay for gas anymore |
| This market is disingenuous |
| Few weeks ago I bought a NVDA call @ 185 expiring 6/17/27 for $43 premium...did I goof? |
| That one retarded MU doomer spamming the daily thread being humbled is great lol |
| Bers vanished to the shadow realm 🫡 |
| I bought natural gas shares |
| Oil is the new silver |
| they are just guking with u on that 666 number |
| jews and oil |
| Nothing ever happens. |
| All is well with 🥭, let oil dump begin. All calls |
| Most the ppl in this sub say this war is retarded but they’re still gonna try to make money, the oil finna go up anyways |
| this is insane, markets fucking rigged |
| Constantly pinging between it's so over and we're so back |
| It took me 6 years to not to fall for bull/bears traps.\n\nI made easy 3k on swings today and I'm out.\n\n |
| this will pump until 2 hours before close to then dump and tomorrow we gonna have a real red day because retail is fomoin today. |
| oh wow |
| God damn, what's it gonna take to start moving the needle on these 6/18 NVDA calls |
| Nice! |
| My puts printed and I sold them and opened more just now with 15% of my profit from this morning because I’m *not* regarded |
| them put contract premiums and expirations powering this mother now |
| Walkable cities and towns vindicated. \n\nNuclear power arching an eyebrow and grinning before lighting a cigarette with an electric burner. \n\nICE engine supremacists afraid to vroom vroom, realizing that luxury and power isnt inherently carcinogenic. |
| Always was. China is the final boss lol. |
| Pretty healthy movement |
| WSB Bull army should be deployed to defend hummus and our portfolio together. Let the oil flow |
| about to do double top. Puts is like free money ll |
| These will be found next to the boner pills. Someone is getting fucked either way. |
| Wtf 115 strikes at 0.49. That’s a steal…for the put seller. |
| No, no ... he meant the EV SUV. It was called the bZ4X, but they shortened it to the bZ. To add to the confusion, like the BRZ, there is a Subaru version - the Solterra. |
| Time to drill oil in greenland |
| I had no idea 🥭 granddaughter was this hot, spy to 700 |
| Oil up 30%\n\nG7 panic releases SPR\n\nOil down to 'only' +10%\n\nOops, no SPR release after all. Sike\n\nOil down to +5% |
| Is oil really the only thing that matters? Or is this just flavor of the month news? |
| Any reasoning for AMD puts? |
| Open the damn Strait |
| Did I call qqqs green today last night? yeah\n \nIs my port still red today? Hell yeah\n |
| What is 🥭 going to do, piss oil from his ass? |
| Even automod is calling you out, ape |
| Can confirm, nuts are not numb |
| We already know the playbook. \n\nUmm. Whats the playbook? |
| Wendy's dumpsters gonna be packed with bers tonight, black friday for BJ's |
| And Nasdaq is green. |
| Are you down now on the $94 calls? |
| NOTHING EVER HAPPENS |
| my understanding was they prefer for the price to spike during the short crysis and not release the reserves. Let's see. |
| What if 🥭 is so emboldened seeing this pump that he drops a nuke |
| Oof |
| I almost bought some stocks. Thanks dude! |
| 🥭 has a concept of a plan so we are all good |
| i think you're looking for the button next to the comma. it's called a period or ellipsis when used how you're trying to. |
| not happy enough. i want the ber anus wide enough to fit my monitor |
| ITS PAMPIN |
| We need more astrology and Discord groups to save the market |
| https://preview.redd.it/rvvdd4lwm1og1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c80ee9d6c4dbf8eda76028494e193f730afe15e7 |
| Don’t trust the regards on WSB, period |
| GLORY TO THE Qs🫴 |
| I posted it as we broke through 670 numnuts. |
| Nothing really happened I sold my shares at breakeven. Oh well time for some degen shit tomorrow |
| VIX crush will kill it |
| No recession is coming cause it’s already here lmao |
| Me and OP |
| SNDK just went from 480 to 570 lol |
| Wow it’s incredible. As a SWE I’ve realised my time is up. |
| Damn that must be why we broke through 670 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ase790irm1og1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dce39a9251268f67ccb834adcc0594d031093039\n\nGuys We're fuked |
| Gonna be the fastest 200dma to ATH ever huh |
| Reserves will get released soon. Trump not a wait around and see guy. |
| be free, stop being a ber |
| Drill baby drill🛢OIL🛢 ocean drilling 🛢🛢🚀 RIG ...Transocean Ltd |
| if we end flat again I will forever be a theta gang bitch because those mfers just can't stop winning |
| are we still talking about homuz??? must be a democrat hoax signed with a autopen |
| USO pumping, are submarine aliens cofirmed? |
| GLXY |
| I mean bears still won. |
| Fake rally over. Re-Commence dump. |
| Earnings estimates are fake. |
| then we’ll be locked in much longer than we need to be |
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| i think its bullish that the guy in charge of Iranian uranium recently had his whole family killed by the people whose markets we are bullish on |
| Youre a fucking naive retard calling people schizos when artificial low volume pumps have been obvious and well documented for literally decades, nice pivot, now fuck off |
| AYEEEE |
| Looks like the Iran operation is the most priced in and telegraphed move ever. Absolute and complete retail bullying. \n\n\nYou guys had too many shares in mag7, neoclouds and AI supply chain, now it will go x10 |
| fuk the noise,,,no recession is coming, no we are not out of oil, it will take a couple months not days,,,media headlines are bigger regards then here,,,,lolololol |
| Wtf is this??? |
| The ban oil spray piss on artwork protests at art museums in Europe are finally paying off |
| Was just green, flat now after -2% down. lol dum ber |
| How tf is my port green |
| are you? |
| I'm really not good at this, but man, I'm really trying hard |
| Got too bearish in here last night |
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| Panic sold SNDK at 525 this morning. I'm an idiot. |
| Next month expiry? Give it a little time at least like damn |
| That 670 triggered a bot sell for suuuure |
| OP is the definition of buy high, sell low\n\nBought puts after a massive dip 😂\n |
| Any results are bullish |
| How is NFLX stock even red? Is Iran bombing Bollywood studios or what? |
| Manipulation of the 🅱️enis |
| Well, if you learned one thing today… Don’t trust the regards on WSB in the overnight hours, or anytime for that matter |
| Quasimodo |
| I mean… neutron got delayed AGAIN |
| What if Iran is just a side quest? |
| Big opportunity on Everpure - PSTG for a disruptive data storage play. She's bouncing as we speak, target lifts and big partnerships announcements including Meta - ( this will be a SNDK type play) - how can these AI giants use storage more efficiently? A cloud based partner with software backing is the answer. |
| Qqq being green… IM A JOKE |
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| "You have done that yourself" - Obi Wan Kenobi |
| !banbet CDE 25 5d |
| Only I would buy SQQQ before today |
| https://preview.redd.it/v835yu3im1og1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03da135fa3a16e2b983db5552d06d30c49923aea |
| tankers scared as fuck to cross the straight of humus |
| what is even goin on anymore |
| https://preview.redd.it/m199lrkhm1og1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d77d9a3000264ad159b50a98c87af1748b0145c\n\nYikes |
| Are you color blind? |
| Holy shit this better be like .1% of your portfolio |
| Whole Reddit was preaching doomsday all weekend |
| They want to escort every tankers in the strait? How would that even work. What a bunch of retards |
| bers blew a 28-3 lead |
| I did, said it all weekend as ber called me bad names |
| we'll finish above 100$ EOD. Pls don't make me elaborate. |
| I don’t invest .. I took advantage of tech cycles and get paid to take old electronics… then I get paid to get rid of them. |
| Cat food for greedy bears |
| Since the Iran "war" started, it's been the same thing everyday, for 45 straight days. |
| ok rip van winkle |
| Metals will catch a bid one day soon out of nowhere. |
| Remember, an USO tapped out Gunther at Wrestlemania 41. Never bet against the yeetman. |
| Not casually. It is being added to the S&P |
| Holy fuck |
| lol, green by Noon dum ber |
| Aaand it's gone |
| USO shrek dicking again |
| holee fuk 😂 |
| we don't need oil anymore, Greta was right |
| Market so manipulated. Impossible to trade those days |
| I slammed the buy button on the ONDS dip this morning hope I’m right |
| Full porting |
| holy qqq candle |
| ask rh for a refund |
| Iran must be bombing SSD factories |
| VRT casually hitting ATH |
| Dummy just donate your money |
| Bers promised us a good discount yesterday night but my $175 limit order on NVDA didn't fill. Wtf? \n\nCan someone please buy few barrels at $150 or something? \n\nAll i wanted is to add 50 shares to my 600. I am not asking for much. Just 50 more shares |
| Idiot |
| Congrats dip buyers |
| USO BNO GLD one of these gotta hit |
| but now i fear it's time for QQQ 575P's for end of week. |
| Who could have predicted all of this |
| What is this? A circuit breaker day for ants? |
| Circuit breaker was promised 4000 years ago 😡 |
| Shoulda Woulda Coulda.\n\nWe're green now because everyone else decided to slap their nutts on the line while you were fretting and counting pennies |
| My children will be taught and raised to live for Jesus Christ our Lord. The only crisis that exists is losing their souls. They will be fine. |
| Wtf is it |
| Wtf was that pump |
| Last week's double top turned into a 1% pump lol |
| 5 years maybe. |
| Has RKLB hit its peak or would now be a good time to buy? |
| QQQ 600C's at open would ave absolutely printed the last 90 mins |
| CPI report Wednesday? We fukd. |
| Lmao joke of a stock market |
| i did something right guys |
| Why does the dollar sign have an S with a line through it? Some sort of gang sign or somethin? |
| Dear God it's beautiful. QQQ green |
| G7 not releasing SPR reserves signals they’re confident they can resolve conflict quickly. Algos react to this as bearish news. It’ll spike in after hours. Least it has been. As long as straits closed I’m long. |
| NOOOOOOOOO I FORGOT TO SELL MY PUTSSSSSSSSSSS WTFFFFFFFFFFF HALPPPPP |
| qqq green HAHA HAHAhahahaahhahahahahsahahbahaha |
| !banbet |
| Selling those CSPs Friday before close was, in fact, the play. I was anticipating at least a little vol crush. I wasn’t anticipating we’d be this green |
| It wants to dump so bad |
| Yeah, squeeze Hegseths greezy hair, which can power a school…er, bad choice of words. |
| https://preview.redd.it/pqrtg692m1og1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b31f583ec51f7a769172a460ccd2a42e2a50fa0 |
| The rumor confirmed to be fake news. Market goes up anyways. Let’s see the next headline this week, I have no leverage so I can wait out whatever |
| You could. Just keep in mind at some point people will realize the strategic oil reserves can't mitigate price for long and this is a weak hands being shaken out moment with all probability. If you're like starting to accumulate a short position and DCAing from here, maybe. |
| I'll be back, this bitch is getting it |
| It got over $124 already this morning you regarded mod |
| Everyone still alive? |
| https://preview.redd.it/pcqczo21m1og1.jpeg?width=1056&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86c844959b59a78923f24d6335df01b6fcc998d3 |
| The war will only start to stop after we stop bombing Iran. Think a guy who live everyday like his last day because our bunker buster is keeping hunting him. What else will he do? annual GDP growth? He will not live to see the report |
| So you sold calls? And are buying more puts? What kind of gay retard are you? That’s not a revenge trade that’s just doubling down |
| So it's super clear that uso isn't going to hold below 115. |
| HIMS iron condors at open are absolutely printing |
| USO why are you pamping |
| \#FREEJOEEXOTIC |
| Trillions and trillions and trillions and trillions and trillions and trillions |
| Gold 10k wen 😔 |
| if we had a market that was sane and things mattered, that double top off SPY support (now resistance) would herald a sell back to the lows\n\nwe don't, though. the only thing that matters to the market is destroying as many options as possible regardless of material reality |
| bet you have the same handle on Grindr |
| Drill team six where did you go? |
| You voted for it. |
| How did my photo get on the internet? |
| I was considering puts leaps spreads on it. Maybe 12 months time. We know it's coming down eventually. But I've is ridiculous. I don't know if it is worth it. |
| You already have a bet going - USO to 123.9909 before 15-Mar-2026 05:25 PM -05 |
| 690 tomorrow. 700 Friday. |
| !banbet |
| well shit. I was going to go long but it didn't look great and now we are green again. |
| Think of it this way, he has a lot to lose if it doesn’t drop soon right? That should give you your answer. |
| 🎵Wake me up to buy some avgooo🎵 |
| wake me up when this fake pump is over. |
| Nasdaq hit the Nov 20 low and bounced off that to about flat on the day. \nI'd likely sell now. |
| It's been range bound for 8 months. 170 is the floor |
| Some back of envelope math is showing that tanker crews could be making a premium of roughly $10 million per crew life at risk from running the strait of hormuz at midnight with the transponder off.\n\nAlexa, play Run the (strait of hormuz) Jewels |
| Ok schizo, yes the MMs are looking at your trades I guess lol. NATO talking about releasing their strategic reserves led oil futures to fall 15% which eases inflation risks and lowers the case for fed rate increases |
| how many times do we have to teach you this lesson bers? |
| Fake pump USO |
| Time to mouth your money where your puts is. |
| Who gets regular? |
| Why are we suddenly bearish on USO? Did i miss some news? The oil reserves? |
| SPY 700 EOD |
| regard response |
| The ways I could have lost that money are endless. You did it on speed run mode |
| Economic and humanitarian ruin are already priced into whatever analysis the Iranian leadership is making. That ship has sailed; it has no further deterrence value against them. And it only has deterrence value; financial insolvency at the state level will never be enough to prevent them from threatening ships passing through the Strait. They only need low-cost drones to maintain that threat; we can destroy all of their military's bases and obvious equipment and they'll still be able to destroy oil tankers. |
| I really should buy puts right here because this pump is suspect. But if we blast to green I wouldn’t be surprised either so I’m just going to sit on my comfy cuck chair for now |
| That’s even worse |
| We’re not |
| USO puts? |
| Hold these 0DTE tight I’m up 200% |
| Revenge trading worked for once, calls sold to cover my loss on puts (bought literally at daily low) and made a little extra. \n\nI simply refuse to believe this shit is anything more than a cope pump. Will reload puts at end of day |
| I have the worst timing |
| We love Russia so much we went to war with Iran |
| Just for my own amusement i bought a 662 0dte put for $20 let's see if it makes me cash |
| Bers always lose money though and it’s sad for them |
| Haha no. I'm over invested... |
| I mean so does METAs |
| Buy the oil dip 🤪 |
| so why is price going down? |
| Open puts at close it’s gonna drop overnight |
| If you don’t know how to adjust for it, this is true. If you understand how to utilize skills and load in only context you need it can be easily adapted to serve any size code base. |
| We are going down |
| It’s so dumb…Kings of moving the goalposts. |
| BER GOT TRAPPED THIS MORNING |
| So if they start taking from the emergency reserves it means they will have to fill them up later on, the peaks will be lower but the elevated prices might stay for longer |
| Same playbook as last week. Bleed up today massive dump overnight into tomorrow. Lower highs lower lows. Just walking this shit down slowly to eat premiums and not create a massive crash |
| Now crash oil back down to 90 to make everything seem okay my reputations on the line |
| Can't keep nvda down for long |
| You looked at the mag 7’s 600 billion cap ex and thought that nvidia is gonna decline? You either cant read or just want to lose money. |
| I hope this isn't real because this s*** made me laugh |
| Almost 2k volume on weekly USO $175 calls\n\n\nI guarantee 97% of those were bought by people in this thread |
| Cash gang |
| NK has nukes, did you miss the memo? |
| Someone, where is the bear repellent! |
| SanDisk may have a $100 point swing in less than 24 hours lmao |
| is this really gonna be a flat day💔💔 |
| 🇮🇷 sent us back to 🇷🇺 |
| Thisclose to cashing out my puts I think we lost bears |
| California is closer to $15 a gallon |
| EOD pull back istg |
| Bol trap 🪤 |
| it's a start. hopefully we can get into the teens |
| They have been doing the same exact setup for weeks now, it's quite literally has nothing to do with that they did it the same morning it was inversed with oil, Jesus christ |
| TECH IS SAFE. STAY AWAY FROM THE RISKY DOW |
| i was promised a dip |
| https://preview.redd.it/rj76kw3gl1og1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f4d1f3ae00638647f806b693f11c28b00da67a7 |
| Quick sell oil! |
| For LA, yeah. |
| What the actual fuck is this play? It has a 99.9999999% chance of losing. Dude just donated his money to some hedge fund, lmao. This is beyond regarded. At least regards try to make money. |
| Wtf |
| I bet this is like 1 leg of his credit spread to cap the losses. |
| I want to cope too buddy. The -7% on $USO put me in a shitty mood. I’ll watch the chart and see when I enter because I don’t think the top is in but this is just rlly annoying |
| PUMP NVDA PUMP ME JENSEN 🐦🔥🐦🔥🐦🔥🐦🔥🐦🔥 |
| Oil is needed to feed the mouths of the elite satanic pedophile cults |
| We hate Iran so much we are lifting sanctions on Russian oil lol |
| When we buying puts they changing the pattern soon |
| https://preview.redd.it/03l1r3eel1og1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e93dc13771095aaca10289c031785ec5a07d5ef3\n\nFuck you |
| https://preview.redd.it/o3ahnhoel1og1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f08bf0c16e7db23ce3c86f1f847aab5afa67a5f |
| amarillo by morning? |
| Your children will learn to hunt and gather. No one will even remember what it was like to consume 4hrs of tik tok in bed each day. |
| just hold of another 30 minutes for the poors to go home |
| Watch eod |
| RemindMe! 1 month |
| when i checked it out it seem to be full of thedonald type people. and not much different then here |
| spy needs to show a little more gumption |
| Uhh spy pumping 1% |
| Must be right? |
| Even as bull wanted more dip .. |
| hey bro r/conservative is missing you |
| Nbis! 🚀 |
| That and all their products have sucked for 15 years |
| https://preview.redd.it/1aotneyal1og1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=735e357f836835e9c37d2244aa342c96af332412 |
| Did the app warn you "are you really sure you want to flush your money down the toilet? I mean really, come on now" before it let you make this trade |
| Aaand it's gone |
| ORCL can you please not be a pos for just one day?! 😡😡😡 |
| If you’re poor, just say that |
| Is it gonna be like that day when nothing happened on Monday and everybody got absolutely screwed on Tuesday? |
| Who is buying crypto in 2026 lmao |
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| So your ex wife or something? |
| Noon by green |
| I didn't fill up my tank with $4 gas, so I view that as a win. |
| Iv is 200. |
| alright good luck to you |
| No it will be slow, gradual bleeding for a year |
| If the ten year hits 5% you arent crazy imo |
| remind me! 38 days |
| Moderator are killing @reddit stocks. Everyone are dumping. You can’t talk anymore. It’s terrible. Wallstreetbet is over. |
| Imagine spending the weekend writing up your DD thesis on why gasoline was going to rise about $6, and then by noon we're green |
| 🥭 has concepts of a plan for oil |
| We going green boysss |
| Well bro like what was your mentality legitimately with this? I mean I get it if you're picking another company but you're literally picking one of the best in the world you think that just because of this Iran shit it's going to suddenly die? Lol |
| this aged well.\nwell played! |
| Bulls' arguments are always so weak. "Inflation". "Past performance predicts future results". "Don't bet against America." The smart ones bring up the Fed.\n\nAnyway, I genuinely believe that about 3 out of every 4 bulls are greedy, clueless kids. Bears are the ones who are paying attention. |
| Just delete the app |
| wtf based on the overnight numbers I thought I was going to be down 10% today and I’m up 1%. |
| MU $400 EOD |
| It is not the top for oil. It is just gov trying to push it down as much as possible. But they are not stop bombing or look for peace deals. |
| #I don't want to live anymore. I wish there was a button to push to be unborn. LMAO🤌 |
| Great benchmark. Will be saturated by eoy |
| Be very careful on ORCLE puts my friends be careful. I predict it will go up $10 per share during earnings, and then come back down to current levels, I do not see it dropping. Its already been beat to hell. |
| Tell me about it man. I pay 1200 a month to theta right now. It's not looking good. |
| #There will be female soldiers with us right..? Right ?!?!? |
| thetagang banked that $32/contract on the sell side! |
| So calls for oil orgy |
| yeah you guys are screwed. |
| Because having and using reserves are two different things\n\nWhen the Ukraine war hit (last time we were over $100), they were much slower to do this |
| What in the actual fuck |
| MU at 361 earlier |
| Hands on shoulder meme\n\nPlease look at the charts first..the entire chart. Going back 100 years. |
| The rug pull is going to be nasty |
| Careful response is retarded. Trump will not use that power and even if it was used it wouldn’t crash WTI prices. Just because WTI is delivered to Cushing doesn’t mean that the price is geographically isolated from events in other places. Crude at the gulf, in Canada, and South America is all priced off of WTI.\n\nWTI won’t go above $110, there’s far too many barrels on the water and even on onshore storage. Two months ago all the analysts had a $48/bl prediction for WTI. not to say “nothing ever happens” but this shock won’t be long |
| And then later do you guys all engage in homosexual activities?!!??!? |
| I think you missed it |
| Anyone listen to 🥭 oil will drop truth? |
| Gawd damn it I blame it all on Carole Fucking Baskins!! |
| All those Jeep Owners will be pawning their little rubber ducks for gas money now lol |
| QQQ said fuck oil and Europe |
| You guys promised me an unprecedented global economic crash, worse than the 1929 crisis! What's wrong with you people? > :((( |
| Algos take the wheel! |
| He was super right about silver about a month ago. I lost my faith in his bad prediction abilities. |
| Lots of young folks here. I’m an old fart who was around for the 87 black Monday crash. |
| huge gaps on SPY and USO over the weekend that were bound to fill |
| That takes skill bro , congratulations! |
| If you aren't buying oil puts you hate $$ |
| New here, huh? |
| MSFT not participating in the rally. All because Gates visited pedo island huh |
| Double top hit right at noon. Puts time |
| Fuckin $115s?!? Lmaooooooo |
| This guy did the econ not the engineering |
| All this dildo candles just because Melania movie will be available on Amazon prime |
| Spy 700 EOD |
| I’ve never seen such a wonderful juggling act. Calls on Barnum Bailey Circus. 🎪 |
| I knew people here were stupid but my god |
| Tech is leading, nature is healing |
| Well, this was certainly a choice. |
| Where is the dip? |
| “Somehow” it literally always is |
| guess I ain't lived |
| Is this Burry’s account? |
| youre right they typically dont. but what we see going on in the world is not typical |
| Because everyone bought gold last week as a hedge. This is the punishment for thinking. |
| SPX back over 6700. Bears fucked again |
| We don’t get it either, don’t look at us |
| A shit load |
| Yeah we’re pumping the rest of the week |
| Imagine still being a bol. We were supposed to be 700 spy Christmas 2025. Since then, we been stuck in the same circle of feces \n\nDeep down you know we fucked |
| Always has been 👨🚀🔫👨🚀 |
| I think it’s a decent play tbh |
| Please change the flair to Loss Porn |
| You don't understand software development if you think greenfield development is "building a new app" |
| Man, are you ok ? |
| Nasdaq is about to flip green. What reality is this |
| Lmao ber really thought . |
| I can’t stop liking all these comments 😂🤣 |
| Oil at 95 and people now like, “hey look how cheap it is now!” |
| Did anyone get calls |
| Im really going to regret these puts aren't i. Oh well hakuna matata. |
| How can i track Barron's holdings |
| you ain't lived until you're singing Metallica - One on your way to chow in a 200 soldier formation |
| I believe in my USO puts. I believe in America. |
| Link? |
| After hours is way more entertaining 😩 |
| Kramer said to sell everything 😀 |
| Nothing like war to really stabilize the market |
| How is QQQ almost green whereas SPY is still -0.41%?! when have we had that big range? |
| Exactly and I've been playing this game three days in a row and likely again eod today |
| i thought HIMS would squeeze higher but it's kinda been flat since open 🤡 |
| The first picture should be on a bike... |
| What? Link |
| VIX down 25% from today’s high. |
| friday 0dte calls are looking mighty juicy the way this war is becoming another forever war |
| 80% of SPY beats earnings\n\n*They're propping it up* |
| The dump last night was bc of oil prices. Now oil is back down so stocks recover and you can't see how they are related?? |
| Yup. How many trillions is going into building data centers this year alone? |
| Bears think $150/bbl oil will deter dip buyers. Cute |
| Hot take: Who fucking cares.\n\nHow many miles are you people driving each week for this to actually be an issue? Unless you're driving a semi or a monster truck, this really doesn't matter much. |
| A team of junior Devs who are incredibly talented but needs very good leadership and review has been my experience. |
| Ong bro |
| Holy fuck. Thots and bootyhairs brother. |
| We were right |
| Myron Scholes was part of one of the greatest account blow ups of all time |
| Just go green already QQQ |
| Maybe war is bullish? |
| It's gonna be a slow bleeding for months |
| You keep on forgetti |
| MAH POOTSSSSSS |
| At this rate we are going to ATHs by Friday |
| So this week Tech not Fuk. 😂 |
| Orgy |
| I’m just mailing them to “C.O. The homeless guy begging for change outside of the station”, with instructions to stick em up. |
| somehow overnight market was fake and gay |
| And again, 6650 puts printed at open and closed out 😂 lol shits getting too easy. Will be looking good to open puts at eod, LMAO |
| Nvdia 90k put guy is already 20% down in 2 hours. Worst play I’ve ever seen lmao |
| Yup. I sold out today at a 10% loss. I get to sit out today now😞 |
| Are spy and oil generally inverted assets? |
| these will be zero eventually 😅 |
| Betting on them becoming a value stock in the next month, ok. |
| Every day is the same damn thing 📉📈📉📈📉📈📉 |
| Don't follow this guy, it's a gamble even though he got in early. |
| Q’s gonna high five green and shit itself |
| You are truly smoked |
| So just 25% intraday moves on critical commodities. Cool |
| 4 millions barrels of oil is nothing (the article talks about oil in storage, not production). It is less than a day of consumption. Production at the level needed will not take off before 2030 at least. |
| Have you tried buying a single put but 30 calls and seeing if the market only notices the first one |
| puts looking mighty tasty. also ive seen this one before and it ends with theta decay |
| You’re propping the entire market up with those sir. Bibi asks that you hold while he exits his positions. One moment while we transfer your call. |
| Everything you've mentioned sounds bullish to me |
| If DXY can find a way to go red today we're gonna be sickly green |
| Meth use up 10000% among active traders |
| This. Who the hell I’d stupid enough to think that Iran will “unconditionally surrender”?\n |