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give me AMAT 480 tomorrow
Maybe try parlays instead
Thank you for your service 🫡
Couple more tankers hit in the strait. More calls it is.
If I knew that, I wouldn't be here.
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You’re a true regard trying to scalp 0DTEs.
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Rddt 250 incoming
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RDDT is absolutely going to the moon the next couple weeks. Deserved
🤝🤡
Which leaps did u buy btw?
Bynd?\n
Reddit going to $500 if they sign Google after this SP500 inclusion oh my
Recapped perfectly
RDDT IS FINALLY GETTING FUCKING ADDED TO S&P. RDDT TO 1 TRILLION MARKET CAP
well what ones?
The fuck happening with RDDT?
SPY 800 IS NOT A MEME
Have you tracked the markets at all in the past year? Semis and software have been an inverted trade, semis going up has not been good for software at all\n\nAlso semis were weak today relative to tech overall
Wow, Reddit will soon be charging a subscription fee
What the fuck is up with CAPR, does drinking blended hearts actually work or what?
RDDT back to 200 in no time
Cancel me harder daddy
There sure is
lol right? If you’re so much smarter than them, why are you even still here? Shouldn’t they have made their money and quit by now? But they just like to feel like they know something these guys don’t.
AMAT 🙂
Looks like you cracked the code on the first screen
Idk
800 Spy tomorrow, hope you got calls
nasdaq market maker says hello on the phone to all regards in here
Mmm nah I prefer to think you’re unemployed.
we might see a historic reversal on CAPR
RIP
Added to S&P 500, and no its real
Sounds like AI coming for you big time my guy 😬
Nice pop RDDT but can we pamp back to 250 tomo
Try it and compare to some of the newer software companies are using now that’s much simpler. Also, our company recently switched to Workday as our HR platform. Everything that was once easy has become a pain in the ass.
I get paid tomorrow. Should cover some zero dates.
What’s the bull case?
Yes
My leaps are up over 2x right now. Pump will fade a bit though.
I can't actually find any information on why RDDT jumped and the sp500 info is ai hallucination, says, well, Gemini
Anthropic proxies doing well this week!
Every SAAS stock went up at the same time too.
Boomers are now investing in my shitposting
Reddit only up 9% and not 20% after ginormous news is bearish af
SPY 800 tm
It is an addiction. A serious addiction without major social stigma.
AMAT literally just said the n word
I don’t even like Burry I’m just sick of idiots here thinking they know more than him. I disagree with all of his takes but know he knows more about trading than me.\n\nWay to assume and make yourself look dumb.
My company used workday and everyone hates it
Did someone say Reddit?
you're gonna have to use a better link than some rando on x
Agreed
More CRWV 🚀
I made 5K on HTZ. Fun trade will reload between $1.90 and 2
Sentiment on Semis = good for other sectors to pump. When things are green, everything else tends to follow. And if you've been following the news, there's only been good news even tho the numbers are faked which we all know. Dollar value goes down while scam market pumps
ah fuck I want to go back in time, I should not have bough puts at close, tariffs are bullish
Was holding nu and rddt calls heading into today
NOOOOOO I almost doubled my RDDT position today. FUUUUUCCCKKKK I missed both SNDK and RDDT by like 1 day.\n\nWell at least I still have a ton of shares I bought after the ER dip
Now wait till RDDT wins against Anthropic in court and signs a better deal with Google
Hello, this is Reddit
Probably, although it's been at least five years since then so I don't really recall.
Could $HTZ become the next GameStop?\nWhat do you think about that? \n
I still find it hilarious when kids say they're going to "invest in options" as part of their "wealth building strategy"
HTZ ofc
Reddit...more like Greenit
Looks like it is a thing, but i don't think it's the most used one here. It's probably going to be at a lower scale compared to it's European competitors as pricing is always a huge factor.
Spy will open 782
And positive news from anthropic court case
what even is avalongay lol
‏damn Reddit nice
Bought shhares shoukd hhave bought opttions. Could have been easiest money ever.
Bruh making a murderer is wild. Just started s2.
That's a -9 DTE...
Added to the S&P
Callz on my ballz
Big court case progressed well and added to sp500
Yes this is reddit, why do you guys keep repeating the ticker smh. Fucking parakeets
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Added to S&P
They definitely taking it in the bobo right now.
thats impressive, not many people can loose 50gs like you
With all the Wendy’s closures around the corner, where are we all going to work? Fuck if I’m working McD’s.
Already there brother
sold RDDT for profit before it dumped. I guess time to build a position again?
Have you ever applied to a job posting where the company uses Workday? It’s just a pain in the ass.
Tf happened with reddit
Hey /u/Future_Midnight_1303 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: BYND.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers.
Congrats regards. Reddit officially part of S&P. Get ready for recession.
RDDT??? HELLO???
where’s this reddit news??!
725 to almost 780 in a few weeks seems kind of extreme upon reflection
$NU $MU $NU $MU I just love both
YEAH!!!
! JUST IN !\n\nReddit opened the Strait of Hormuz!!!\n\n
I’d imagine there will be plenty of people looking to take profits tomorrow and enjoy their weekend. Boomers are retiring and selling stocks at record numbers due to recent gains. Inflation report wasn’t good enough to think rates will go down before they go up. Rising foreclosure rates and poor consumer sentiment points to a bad retail sales report tomorrow………if we pump again I quit
Make RDDT great again!\n$300 PT
What is "work" now anyways? Mitch McConnell is back working from home now and he's dead. Keep the casino open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Please. I need to "work" too.
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rddt?
north or south?
June 11. About 936 am, you were in a hot streak, full ported a 0DTE. It worked. You see the 200%. 80k is on the screen. You think, but wait…. You don’t actually think. Just do\n\nThe tide turns. 80 turns to 75, then 70, 65. “I can’t sell here it’s about to turn around.” “MMs are just fucking with me.” 60, 50. Then 57. Hope. Then 45. 30. 15. \n\nThen the realization: “Wtf is wrong with me? What have I done?”\n\nRegret. Trouble sleeping. “If I can just hit two 10xers.” \n\nThe next paycheck. \n\nRepeat.
$780? What are you, a liberal? $800 C 0DTE baby and that’s going to x100,000
I was gonna buy Reddit but thought nah it’s gay asf last minute
Eek, 😱, I sold Reddit in the morning. Luckily I bought it back in the afternoon.
I didn’t know the S&P 500 was rebalancing. HOLY SHIT!!!!!
REDDIT WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is a real rip!
They're gonna buy the company then replace everyone with AI aren't they
I don't give a shit, I don't have a job and don't want one.
So puts? Much appreciated.
Rddt for the win
Do we love or hate korea today
The uh why is rddt popping
Watch it tank the S&P500 tomorrow
Wtf is happening with RDDT? Did I miss something?
Sp500 inclusion
Why would this cause Workday to immediately spike 25%? Seems...excessive lol\n\nAlso this caused almost everything in the software industry to start to pump. The power of a rumor in today's market.
imagine spending every waking hour on RDDT and not having a long position, free money
$htz
$NU is now besties with $MU
What's the RDDT news?
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Damn I thought Cisco's ticker was CSGO for some reason and ended up buying 10k in Counter Strike loot cases.
Absolutely not. They would layoff 35% of staff and increase prices by 35%. 😬
Relative to whatever internal piece of shit I've used at my last few places of employment, workday has been actually very nondescript. Which is the best you can hope for with HR software.
NU MUuuu NU
So that pumped the whole sector? Idea is private equity will buy the dip on beaten down software?
XHG get in this price to see 5-6+ before market close, NFA ☮️ the fib 🐇
I study japanese currently (in my final year) what have no idea what to do w my life.
When you really look at things though, did you deserve to come along with? I don’t think so
SPY 780 Calls 08/14 0DTE. Thank me later
Lower leg of the k shape economy?
Which companies get their own earnings posts? I had a Nubank earnings post taken down, but there are ones for smaller companies like Ondas. \n[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vnavba/ondas\_posts\_record\_q2\_2026\_revenue\_of\_838\_million/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vnavba/ondas_posts_record_q2_2026_revenue_of_838_million/)\n\nAlso NU stock actually went up after earnings.
NIO
I love RDDT & it deserved this…..
Nuuuuu besties with Muuuuuu
Do you work in HR? How often are you actually using the software to have this strong of an opinion on it? I log into Workday maybe once a quarter. Yes it sucks, but as a regular employee, I don't have to interface with it much.
Idk if this sub is actually special now or what. I miss the old kanye
777 baby welcome to the casino!!!
IMAGINE BEING A RDDT BEAR\n\nLMFAO
Men are way more emotional I think women just have more things to be upset about than we do.\n\nLike our butthurt per capita is wayyy higher than women
Sarcasm, my guy. Do you have it where you live? It was a joke. \n\nBut yeah, I'm definitely not the *smartest* guy. That's why I work at Wendy's.
You realize gdp isn't just consumer products right?
NUUU is the new MUUU
# i am getting left behind.
RDDT my baby 🥹
She was also first U.S. battleship to launch an aircraft, the first to mount anti-aircraft guns, and one of the first to be equipped with commercial radar.
That RDDT news straight up saved my port
RDDT to $400!
Workday buyout rumors
RDDT taking S&P to 800
just added to s&p 500
Lol
time to sell RDDT :ahyes:
Why would sentiment being high for Semis result in a random massive pump for software in the middle of the day when semis were declining?
They will. Don't ask me how I know.
My 77 TQQQ calls be ripppppppping:) Bought those fuckers at .22
Buy 780 SPY calls 08/4 0DTE
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vbwl3o/comment/p0x5hfc/?context=3
Glad boughht rddt at 140
Added to S&P five hunnit
AMAT earnings not even bad bro, market so pussy wit it
RDDT in S&P500
I've always wondered why pure retardium is green?
RDDT STRAIGHT TO $400 calls in the morning!!
13-f day is upon us, is ur butthole clenched?
Battleships were the most badass of all badasses. Imagine those German tanks a couple of miles in from the beach thinking they were safe, until 1000lb shells started raining down on them.
Give me an option to buy tomorrow. Make me some money
Fuck, I sold my RDDT shares like 3 hours ago
Yes it is
Sentiment is high for Semis and other sectors. Plus we got Nvidia ER coming up and 🍑 not tweeting any bad news is a good sign
Me!
Woah SPY broke 30 mil volume today
HTZ puts tmmrw?!
Who’s holding 780 SPY Calls?
RDDT about to go on 2week short squeez run
Good thing I bought back my Reddit calls I sold
I am once again bagholding htz
lol you made 4k.
WE DID IT REDDIT 😭🥲🥹
Failed crypto companies literally did become AI compute companies.
My company just switched to them. 🤦‍♂️
$HTZ down almost 20% today is a BEAUTIFUL thing to see...🥹🥹🥹🥹\n\nTomorrow lets go for the other 80%....🙏🏻😈
It's not just about how much consumerist bullshit you can buy.
Nu up 15%
Reddit added to S&P baggies rejoice
I didn't blame you for being skeptical, that headline alone is pretty unbelievable. I feel like they're overplaying the roll the penis had in the fire. A better headline might be "man cuts off his penis then sets it on fire with gasoline in his mother's garage". Still a wild headline but more accurate.
Anyone know why software pumped to the heavens today at 3:30PM?\n\nI have software I just have literally no idea why that happened sector wide with no catalyst in the middle of the day
SIgned a deal with GOOG?
FUCK YOU RDDT. So glad this scam ass market crushed my calls first so now this move is meaningless to me....
RDDT 🥹
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wtf why did reddit shrek dick
We flying baby
[Literally LOL](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1vn6fny/comment/p3gai6q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
what's going on with RDDT
Google better be ATH by end of month
Now you learned a valuable lesson. Don't do it again
RDDT up 10% lol
I said soooo NU NU
Whatever you're passionate about so long as it makes money\n\nNot English lot (sob)
Someone with a terminal why is rddt pumping
Imagine trying fancy tactic and maneuvers and we just roll in and overwhelm you with superior firepower
RDDT is fr fr now
If they announce the move into the US market this stock is going....\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6lqdra9bl7jh1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=440e726a29885a6394102a6284dc19c7880562da\n\n
By EOY: $AMD > $520, $NVDA > $300, $MU > $1200
What would you recommend as an alternative
Anyone know the story on SMCI today? Looked like it dumped this afternoon.
It’s manipulation to take your money. You must just hold. Don’t sell w a loss.
Guys should i pour money into xst
American martial doctrine be like "let's just walk in there with big ass guns"\n\nDid pretty well with it in the 20th century ngl
68% is for women actually, vs 32% for men, which is a fucking wild variance
Selling googl to go full APP
$NU to 16? Don’t say so, if it hits 18 in creaming and retiring
Wdf rddt pumping after hours
https://youtu.be/UYdOwxqvpzk?is=5K2vI2fgV\_qdM6ni\n\nMore datacenter rollout blocked
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RIP to the bears tomorrow \nWe are goinf to rally another $5+ tomorrow
JFC REDDIT
Reddit added to s&p 500
No margin yet! Waiting for confirmation!
Any word on catalyst?
Godspeed to Wendy’s
Pltr is an obvious short at these levels. Thank me later
Certainly won’t immediately lay off 25% of staff and increase prices by 25%.
Top secret cia agent duh that’s why they are so rich!!
Math
Yep every single time
$RDDT SP500 INCLUSION
NFLX 95-98 before earnings…..
Rddt added to snap 500
🎶 HTZ is retarded! 🎶 \n\n🎶 you bought the top and the profit got harvested 🎶 \n\n🎶 now all your accounts are restarted 🎶
Chem and electrical engineering easy as hell
I would love to see that happen, because I'm holding a lot of it. So far it's been a very bumpy ride, but I think it's a solid small cap value stock.
what the fuck
Its cool not everybody likes money..🤭🤭🤭
WTF RDDT Big Shrek!!!
I have decided to not buy the S&P 500.
No
NVDA will crush earnings and their stock will go down 8%. Within a month it will end up at all time highs afterwards. Shit just plays on repeat, it is too easy
he's already back in with 500 mil
DAMN DADDY $NU DONT STOP
This has been happening way, way too often. AVGO getting leaked screwed me over and I ended up a bagholder unexpectedly
Please Reddit get to my $200 break even and I’ll stop trading
Psychology\n
are you dumb? It’s literally in the name. SPY. They can’t expose themselves out in the open like that.
$CAPR
Rddt green shrek what haopened?
AMAT bulls sleeping under a mat tonight. I’m AMAT bol 😢
If you're really, really smart - Chemical or Electrical Engineering. Otherwise Registered Nurse.
Glad I bought RDDT leaps after earnings 🔥
RDDT pumping
What thoughts on XST
tee hee hee
What in de reddit
I'm not
Can’t wait for the black comedy film about his path to the poor house
YES RDDT FOR NO REASON
Lol $NU BREAKING 16 I’M CREAMING, TIME TO FULL PORT THE GAINS IN $htz
why is RDDT pumping
$rddt pump?
Mrvl puts they just told you!
Had puts on htz and waited half the day for it to go higher just to sell right before it dipped all the way down
Reddit?!???!
Why is RDDT going bonkers rn??
Now they would probably join the axis
Market will not dump until QQQ ATH (which will happen after NVDA earnings
Impressive\n
$open
I mean htz was a bad idea either way. Amat tanking is a 50/50 cause they did beat earnings and increase guidance
Zen
It’s a dream compared to some of the internal systems I’ve had to use.
Engineering
Just remember Situational Awareness and Leopold got more interest from investors AFTER they had to sell their book, they had to turn prospective investors away.
Idk how you guys are losing money in this market lol\n\n
The market is incorrect
September os dump month
Your tax dollars pay for Ghislane's much better living/eating conditions\n\nThan the US Navy
True story, any time I see a company uses workday for their job applications, I don’t bother applying even if it’s a job I’m really interested in. That’s how ass they are.
Some whale was sitting at that top selling into strength. You should look at level 2 next time to see how big the order was. Those whales are just like us. They just wanted to sell their shares. We might sell between 100 to 1000 shares of SPCX at a time while those whales will try to sell 50,000 shares at a time.
Only up
So, access to capital is hindering your ability to trade. You don't say. And after 6 months of low dollar trading, you're ready for a trade desk job. It's great that you believe in yourself (seriously, that's good). How about earn some money the old-fashioned way and then invest it? Unless your parents are loaded or you're a gorgeous OF model, nobody is just going to hand you a pile of money. If there were short-cuts to "accessing" money, don't you think everyone would be doing it. If you find someone to give you a pile of money, let me know - I have exactly the same problem you do. You can borrow money, but that's an insanely bad idea for obvious reasons.
What’s the chances I buy calls on tsla and it reverses tomorrow
I think semis go parabolic again by mid September
godspeed
no juice
This is the way.
If it was ai it wouldnt be holding 1000 shares at a 21 dollar average, its just a regarded human with diamond hands
Only options run this market nothing else!!
None, they reached out to me
remember demand can be faked, supply can’t 👀
$NU > Sofi, lol $NU should acquire Sofi actually just to keep them out of the misery of them having to compete against the GOAT NU
Man I have no idea. Lost money on Amat, Cisco, Htz.
☺️
only reason it dropped was because a guy reported selling his shares prior to the recent action. \n\n
U is dum dum. Me is smarter than
At his age he was probably shorting Enron all the way to the top and ran out of money before the crash
Believe it or not, OPEN calls
If max pain actually gave you an edge we'd all be rich lmao. And it's not even OPEX
Which one are you, the man or the woman?
Why are ppl using fake ass ai edits to post here? Are they poor or actually regarded?
Not everyone is from the US my guy 😭\n\nNot the smartest guy if you don't know there are people on this sub that aren't from the US.
That situational awareness guy 4x his port before he blew it up, the lesson is not be 5x leveraged
Nooo, my PETS calls 😭
u guys think university degree is worth it? if yes what major
htz
Bought 2 778 spy puts for Monday right when it was hitting 779this morning. Could have sold for a nice profit around noon but didn't. I'm not convinced that I made the right decision on that one.
Guys I’m loading up on tsla calls for tomorrow , going to moon. It won’t reverse I swear
SPY has to be the biggest scam of all time. They do not publish financials or annual reports. No leadership team. You never hear about their company anywhere - what does their company even do? \n\nAnd yet everybody here keeps buying stocks in their company I don’t get it. At least Enron pretended to have a business.
Holy fuck -85%\n\nWhy would you gamble that kinda money.
so basically hoping on lazy businesses using their ecosystem then staying lol
This type of software just sucks balls to use as an employee, they don’t care about your experience at all. Only one I’ve used that was half decent for employees is Gusto.
Just rapid fired 🔥
Are we going to crash in September before Mid terms?
Workday’s customization is laughable and they give you the middle finger if you ask.
I’m a cost and schedule planning analyst lol
Holy fuck. Some one doesn't get a joke. I thought we were in WSB
I’m due
Thank you for your donation $790 is within reach
Friendly reminder that the USS Texas intentionally sank half itself so its guns could aim higher and farther inland to help the Allies during D-Day\n\nShe also went straight to the beach to bombard directly \n\nBased American Chad Behavior
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▲ | $798.78 (above) | $773.26 | $778.01 | +3.3% | Aug 30, 5:07 AM |\n| **Record** | 0W - 2L | 0% | - | - | - |
Which part? The cutting off, or the fire?
!banbet
**BanBet Lost** — /u/Ednaldo_Pereira (0W - 1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **AAPL** ▲ | $302.00 → $308.00 | +2.0% | 1d | Lost |
I don't even own MU, but can we please just pump it and bury Burry for good?
**BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 0W - 3L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SNDK** | $2000.00 (above) | $1548.17 | +29.2% | Sep 12, 9:12 PM |
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All in my NU gains to $htz
!banbet sndk 2000 1M
CXAI CXAI BABY🚀🚀
Billion probably… smh I can’t even imagine the mental gymnastics he goes through daily. To have to go to work when you had over 400 million. It is not the money for some people so sad. It is all the rush and the gamble.
Bought Puts with that VCX pump.
I sold my calls at loss in the morning. You’re welcome
Treefiddy
That's super common
Nobody was willing to buy higher and someone decided to sell lower. Who and why is anyone's guess. \n\n"Who" could be tracked down if you had access to transaction data. "Why" is even harder because you'd need someone to tell you or an investigation with enough proof to confirm.\n\nMy point is, since you're asking basic questions, you're not in a position to try understanding or taking advantage of such things. None of us is, to be fair. In the end it's a casino. Some try to have fun, some turn it into religion, some try to count cards.
**No Active BanBet**\n\n| W | L | Win Rate |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| 0 | 3 | 0% |
I came to realize that most of these posts is plain bs: either paper accounts ,AI faked ,or just rich folks who gamble part of the fortune away. I dont see how it is recoverable from those steep losses and that quickly
!banbet
Did you buy NU anon? \nThe resurgence of LATAM is upon us. \nBasic commodities, big booty latinas and the best fintech
🤞🏼
I'm from UK - Seems like it's more of a bigger thing in the US, hence why i have never heard of it.
Stocks! Stocks! No one cares lil bro, find a hobby
Paint taster.
How long have you been trading for?
HPE and DELL gonna have banger earnings.\n\nCloud is wall street darling source of revenue right now
Nvidia is financing 500bil for data centers, Jenson already negotiated fixed rates, unless you want to bet against Jenson i would not
Waste more time lmfao
Yep I think Amat was the last one since you pointed it out online, next time keep it in your pants
I would have thought the dingus would have been to wet an therefore impeded the starting of the fire. TIL.\n\n\n\n
What job do u do that they’re hiring 76 year olds 😭😭😭
Yep. Workday for goals, annual/quarterly employee reviews, peer feedback and all of that bullshit and ADP for actual payroll.\n\nWe aren't a serious company
Which recruiting company did you use
there's gotta be something i can full port and chill on for a double by end of year
^ this guy got fucked in the ass for copying burry's trades lmao
Did he yolo calls on Pets.com?
Workday is such a shit application lmao. Buying a turd at that point. \n\nOnly thing worse is Oracle for HR applications.
Let me put it this way: If I bought a Workday & McAfee bundle, I wouldn't know what I paid for and what's the goodie they give because noone in their right mind would pay for it.
Wtf - they re great. I just started a position during conferince call
are you still holding?
I work in HR Tech, and Workday tends to be more expensive than many of its competitors on average. pricing depends on employee count, tech stack, contract duration, scope, etc.\n\nOne challenge they’re facing these days is higher subscription renewal costs. In certain cases, clients are finding that the combined cost of replacing Workday and implementing a new platform can still be lower than the cost of renewing their existing contract 😂
You won’t make a career out of it and if you try to you’ll be worse off than if you had just invested in things and held for retirement preserving your wealth. \n\nCareer traders get salaries and bonuses and payments from the general public for their financial newsletters. They’re not making that income solely off trades, especially short term ones. \n\nThe stock market is for short term gambling or long term wealth preservation and expansion so you ensure you can retire once you’re too old to work without having your currency lose all value sitting flat under your mattress.\n\nThis isn’t hate, it’s just the truth, and the sooner you accept this isn’t a viable career path the sooner you’ll stop throwing money away chasing it in a way that isn’t actual buy and hold investing or gambling, which are the only two ways to actually be successful on the market.
banbet the blow
KLARNA
There's institutional entities with complex multileg strategies and other such market participants not the kindergarten bols vs bears playground you envision
It is a system you have to log into once a year, so your password is perpetually expired.\n\nBut when using it, I did not really have any issues. I'm not sure why so many people have negative reaction to it. Outside of being work-related, of course.
New earnings season glitch just dropped. Need to Monetize it before they patch the simulation.
Should have bought a Big Mac with that $10
"Welcome back Diamond Hands."
Show the receipts of the $180 calls, you are showing everything except that
Apparently cause some people knew what was about to happen way before I did
The source was trust me bro. And the earnings were great.
"Legally, it is not fraud'" I scream at a terrified passing family as I shovel money into the trunk of my car
Race turned into a dive!
wtf???
Suck deeze nuts: TROX sept calls
Guy’s name is Peden.
lol if you unemployed just say that
Bro ngl thanks to these kind of posts, otherwise this monkey brain wants to hop on to every trade with YOLO mindset, just to end up like this. God damn.
Something that fucking sucks massive dick
im ready with mostly cash to buy a dip tomorrow
What am i looking at
https://preview.redd.it/gs8s5u1hj7jh1.png?width=446&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea4b0742ef1855266e3cfc5d8eac7adf751d3d2f\n\nonly he can save you now
Yes i got that.  Its the honor system here, but its still technically required though.  \n\nPoint of fact, they arent skipable everyone agrees you know what youre doing when you open a brokerage account and again if you get option approval.
That’s fucking mean sir!
It will but only if you have calls
yeah so happy i got pltr and coreweave gains i could have bought nbis that day pre market when it was up 9% pre market but forgot to thats my only fumble
Look back to late Feb - early April on the SOXL chart. I think it trades sideways like that again until late next week at the earliest.
AMAT anyone ?
8 750 spy puts for Monday lol
My company uses both workday and ADP lmao
Bruh one of my new coworkers is 76 😭 if I don’t put the options addiction down that’s gonna be me
🤣🤣🤣🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Anybody playing CLBT?
Yeah seems to be some hot garbage considering the fact that my first search result shows people complaining about how ass it is. Yet it's somehow worth 50bn or 2 HP's (A company that earns 2.5bn vs Workday's 500m in 2025 😭)
rate hikes CORD call go crazy
Random people with $500 accounts talking nonstop about how fukt and rekt burry and the shorts and the situational awareness guy and musk are.
Pretty much, certainly for tech
Slop
i bought SPY 800c 8/21 think mango is gonna keep pumping this thing all the way to the midterms
???? I get the last word dumbass, rich dumb motherfucker can't even follow your own rules
Tesla mooning because musk pinky \npromised a new chip factory in 2045
CRWV short pls DEBt is insanse rates going up?
UiPath started with RPA software, Nvidia started out making video game graphics cards
Novembers still a month away my guy
Then post your +$340k, you loud broke fuck. Otherwise get off my dick and go make some fucking money🤣🤣🤣
I'm scared to try either or, so I pay face value
Its all noise except for oil prices and future earnings forcasts. If ERs continue to beat and raise as they have been , this ship will keep sailing the same course
Didn't know Perez Hilton was an arsonist too
Yea, that's probably it.
Good advice gets down voted here. This community actually doesn't want to learn.
Please TSLA keep running. My 8/14 345cs are begging for more room to breathe
Thanks FOR THE BAGS NU, I WILL BUY MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF $HTZ NOW
MPC has been printing cash for me for like a week now. It’s a magical stock I swear
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NU baby!!!
I thought it was a man with a mini-gun
The **USS George Washington carrier strike group is heading west from the Indo-Pacific toward the Middle East**. It passed through the Strait of Malacca today. It is expected to **replace the USS Abraham Lincoln**, whose deployment has stretched to nearly nine months. Officials describe this as a **preplanned rotation**, not necessarily the addition of another carrier or evidence that the United States is suddenly escalating operations. [USNI News](https://news.usni.org/2026/08/13/uss-george-washington-heading-west-lincoln-deployment-nears-9-months)⁠, [Associated Press](https://apnews.com/article/5366eba29f72b6b317416fde81d57a61)⁠\n\nTLDR: Oil will remain volatile for the foreseeable future.
Good luck to ye when the market turns 🫡\n\nTee has been set
Your shift break ended. Time to get back behind dumpster.
I'm in minority that likes workday it seems
U saasssssy boys are whack lmao
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Might?! save yourself !
Where do you see FLNC by Monday?
Look at date 🤣
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Yeah. Of course
For sure. It got leaked and it’s getting pumped
About 3.50
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Looks like your down overall
This kills the penis FYI
Yup. Trading view for analysis. Then on brokerage for the actual trade. Premium is worth it. For indicators, I keep it simple/foundational) for my live stock view. Volume and ema (9 and 20 for day trading. 50 and 200 for long term view)\n\nSee Tuesday price action for the dump you’re describing. It dropped 4% or $10 in one trading session. From \~$350 to \~340. That’s an institutional dumping.\n\nTrading is human psychology. This dumping signals “value” and “buy the dip” sentiment. The price has recovered from $340 to 343 in 2 days. Is it manufactured sentiment? That’s my fear.\n\nI’m hesitant because we’re still seeing large sell blocks during the $3 recovery. Is this the institution continuing to dump? Nothing stops citadel, birkshire or another institution from unloading more shares next week like we saw on Tuesday. If institutions have a target, they are going to hit their targets. We’re just riding the wave. I’m hesitant to get in at the moment.
Noo don’t do this to me
My company just recently switched to workday, did we get bamboozled??
HR software
Can I get a hell yeah? OHHH HELLL YEAHHHHH!!!!
Oh so you have more money than him? Or does he just not like your favorite stock of the week
**BanBet Created** ▼\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $773.00 (below) | $777.90 | -0.6% | 23h 60m |
What's ur win rate?
Hope a bunch of people see this comment and buy FIP tomorrow at open
Might be the report that Silver Lake wants to buy / take private WDAY 🤷‍♂️
!banbet SPY $773 1d
Workday is hot garbage lol
You can get an associates at least 👍
Congratulations and fuck you
BEARS SO BROKE THEY CANT EVEN AFFORD 3 MCNUGGETS
>Sandisk predicts 80% non-GAAP gross margins\n\nThis sounds like some shit Elon would say lmao
is it like a dollar tree version of ADP?
It's too busy pointing north\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/k7gwjruoi7jh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51c56b555b8f72d4ddf867754d988dc8493f49fc
cxai about to shit the moon🚀😂
Fox told boomers saasapocolyse was over
Knock knock. \nWho’s there? \nMargin. \nMargin who? \n**Margin call.**
yeah, every new trader kind of has this mindset. Yet they all tend to fomo into the same meme stocks. I like ONDS longterm, but as a new trader, you should take safer trades. Not ones that have high beta and high short percentage.
HTZ probably going to open 1.50 tomorrow
Weeklies over dailies unless it's Friday.
Lmao that clown burry.. complete joke with his positions
nah. Employees are getting like $80k each in bonus. They also know a full strike affects that. They already have a good deal, the one they wanted, 10% profit sharing. SKHY is just proposing an option to do stock instead of cash because it appeases share holders slightly more. They wont strike. if they do, they are hurting themselves to the tune of $300+ a day in bonus revenue, assuming it only impacts them that much.
cxai
What happened to Saas at 2:30 pm? Huge volume spike across the board.
Idk, That's between the spaghetti monster and big chungus
CXAI🚀🚀
Honestly who the fuck is still buying SPY puts? How are bears not broke by now? Still closing 2 to 1 puts to calls is insane
Holding is for suckers
Looked away for a few hours and portfolio went way up. Sold some covered calls too cheap in retrospect. Unexpected.
Yeah. Still am holding. Hopefully that’s the case. I’m very cautiously optimistic
so were AMAT earnings just blatantly leaked 30 min before close
Private equity firm, so the race will speed up.
Absolutely fucking terrified we get a big red day tomorrow. Took profits today, can always buy back in again tomorrow if we go more uppies.
i was promised a midterm crash. where is it?
TMC going back to the 3’s.
Got Sept to get rich spaceman
Amat to 450 would be pretty cool
goog
Please leave. We don’t need good advice here.
I'm from the future, autumn will bring a black swan event to drops this market worse than 2008. Proceed accordingly.....
Dang, … rip
Peden? Oh my god his last name was fucking peden lmfao. Oooooof that’s not going to go well for him in jail.
Ye and Osama was ur dad
What’s a good penny stock to buy besides SPY and VOO?
nothing like a *gardening* leave 🪏 🪴 🧑‍🌾
Those of us with jobs know what Workday is. Maybe if you've blown up your account like the rest of us and gotten a job a a Wendy's, you'd know.
It’d make sense that works another day would be acquired, they’d been racing to the bottom for a while now.
Yeah these short term OTM options losses are frustrating. I’m up 66% YTD because I started doing them less.
no way ..all catalysts are gone..see it only dumping from here back to 370's by end of this month
Guys who holding OSRH
Its over retard
Oh you lucky lucky bastard. You have no idea how jealous I am
So “short ladder attack” is still safe? 😮‍💨
The most common way I see people waste money on options isn't the strike. It's the expiry.\n\nThe pattern goes like this. Someone forms a genuinely good fundamental view on a company. It's a real thesis, the kind that needs a year or two of the business executing before the market agrees. And then they buy a one-month call, because it's cheaper and the leverage looks better.\n\nIt expires worthless. So they buy another one. And another. Month after month, feeding premium into a view that was always going to take longer than thirty days.\n\nMeanwhile a single one-year option, which costs more up front but a fraction of what twelve rolls cost, would have been sitting there quietly waiting for exactly the move they predicted.\n\nSo match the expiry to the thesis, not to your budget. If your view is fundamental and slow, buy time. If it's tactical, built on levels or positioning or sentiment, then a short-dated option is the right tool because you want the move quickly and then you're out.\n\nCheap options that keep expiring aren't cheap.
It appears that Twitter, Discord, and some other sources believe tomorrow dumps. I’m unsure though, the more sure everyone is the more likely it is to be flat.
No thanks
Jensen says we're gonna take on a bunch of debt and spend money on the companies paying us ahead of time for products we can't build..m
Had a lot of it at some point . My view currently is that their value proposition highly depends on AI progress . With AI at the level of one year ago UiPath was a great proposition! Tooling around the ai to ensure it does the right thing + compliance .\n\nThe AI from now though … Fable is insane and 4 months old , people just write connectors , now Anthropic released screen recording which was something UiPath had . Path lived in the middle sweet spot where AI is ok, but AI has moved past that point imho
I wonder if spcx 150 is gonna print tomorrow. Probably
Might bail on ONDS
More sellers than buyers
Acceptance, Moving past it. \nMaking the same choices tomorrow.
That’s what I thought 😂
Oof
Alright guys the plan is to make htz go up 4 dollars minimum. Deal?
0Dte
$NFLX + $NU
Cool... The fuck is Workday? 😭
I knew I should have bought more than a measly 250 shares of CAPR today
Timing the market beats time in the market
If you regularly use any of the following phrases, you lost a lot of money today. \n\n“Fake market” \n“Manipulation” \n“Bubble” \n“Bloated pig” \n“Scam” \n“Fraud”
Silver Lake blew up the SAASPocalypse theory and the inverse trade was dump AI stocks.\n\nLook at WDAY
And it's gone...
Nasdaq charts look like Shitcoins now
And Semi's are the new shitcoins
Tezzy testing rockets gonna rip face tm
yeah i want to know
GLD 410 NEXT WEEK
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Goog is the goat
#South Park is the best comedy show of all times LMAO🤌
Aww fuck you’re making me want to buy crypto
$NU GIVE ME FREEDOM GIVE ME FIRE
Crying. Praying. Weeping. Hoping. Sobbing. Pleading.
Grindr
Why the hell do idiots try to TIME the stock market? Noone even knows all the variables at play that can effect stock prices. Like fucking anything can happen. A god damn solar flare could spark up right as you buy calls on SPCX and fucking obliterate the satellites or some shit.
Is this possible. What's the lowest that can be traded?
WHY YOU 🫵 BET 🫴
You just trying to go away?
Boss as in wife
What are the top stocks to gamble tomorow?
I made some analysis on $NFLX, $ELF, $NVDA, and $SOFI if anyone like them long term
Huh?
Boss called to thank me for all the tendies we made
Don’t let them know,\n\nDon’t let them know that I’ve profited enough and still hold a big chunk, lol
Amat garbage
Hold my nuts buddy
Yes will be avg down
I like it long-term. Have some 1/1/28 $12 calls, absolutely cooking from the lows. But I think you shouldn't buy it tomorrow after it just ripped up like 8% in a session.
Yeah cuz that’s what the 1% want
should I sell my soxl tonight after the koreans pump, or hold through friday which will likely be a sell off after the past 2 days rally?
What's the app of choice here at the Casino?
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$10 soon
Love that tech companies are the new crypto.
ONDS and TE
no wrong software didn't do so bad in march , may be half true for semis.
Will be watching closely, suppose your entry is a small one, and probably averaging in the next couple weeks?\n\nGlty, you made me 2x on NBIS call-out hope to see ya succeed, and protect what you've earned already sir.
Thursday the 13th for bears
No way buyers don't step in at 500 for AMAT....
They have crushed guidance each and every time. They give the most conservative guidance
If the refinery is busted what do they need oil for?
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Strait of America
**No Active BanBet**
Lol. Man this place gets more retarded every day.
Trump U
getting it set up next couple days via Tradier
Yeah truthfully I think the whole thing about their platforms being addictive us stupid. \nI don’t see Coca Cola or any fast food joints getting sued because their products are addictive and ruin my mental and physical health. \n\nOf course the platforms are designed to be addictive. I don’t need a psychologist to point that out to me
15 per share
I'm diamond back gorilla gripper
memory will keep going up, yeah. this AI stuff is still early. there were people telling you to sell your memory stuff in march this year because AI is peaking or some shit. think about it.
No that’s Iren
Can I dm you for some more ghey stuff?
Htz is a pump and dump
Did I stutter?
Webull
You need a degree to use Google search? No wonder you is be intimidated to look up basic facts
july august looking just like march april so far
After wall st dumps its Anthropic baggies on the market\n\nThey will dump this shit show
Canadians...
Stairs up, elevator down.
C3AI calls $AI going to 12$
Reload under 2
I just got we'll?
Hey! It's cold! It's only like 94 fahrenheit!
could go either way but wouldnt be surprised if it popped back ~10% tmrw, seems to be a recurring theme with these small caps lately. this market is totally divorced from reality, if you cant beat em join em, and just pray reality doesnt strike while youre holding. something something casinjo
So, you gonna 'invest' in 'mom'?
I’m a biophysics student so I can’t really say more because then I’ll doxx myself lol
I paper hand
I'll join
:simpsons\_pathetic: $HTZ
Damn $NU stop edging me
So it goes
If NVDA and memory are priced correctly then everything AI related is overpriced.\n\nIf all other AI stocks are priced correctly then memory will skyrocket from here.\n
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Could have just as easily made 50k get back in there
Yeah RPA is trash.
U guys paper trade?
u/Slightlybadpicks Yo what
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Hows it hanging 🤏
Completely possible Elon musk cult is like the Genados from Resident evil 4
Iran to become 51st state by market open. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Let me guess...it was in Florida, right?
jp morgan are looking for ai tech wizards
Nflx to 120 and I will blow one random person from this sub 🥰
What happened at 0230 that caused everything to pump? When I went to bed my port was down 10% but everything reversed & pumped
Did you mean 209😂
Feeling cute, might get sushi and beer
Rumor that someone was going to buy Workforce, which catapulted it up 25% immediately.\n\nSomehow that carried all of software even though it was just a rumor for one specific company.\n\nEdit: sorry, Workday (WDAY)
CAPR’s Linda needs to share a jail cell with the SLS ceo
Only ai hype left after super intelligence is 'this thing will kill you.' that's why we're never getting super intelligence. Need to keep the hype going
That’s why I have 60 2-week out calls. 😮‍💨👌
Bears finding out every day that investing works because indices rise over time proves they have a genuine learning disability ♿️
as contrary as it may sound ..memory chips are going to chop or dump tomorrow and next week. today sandisk event was a nice fake pump aka liquidity pull. the tell is $MU volume. you can thrash me now or remember me and repeat jld 10 times next week.
It'll exist. Probably.
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Hope you didn't lose too much
Hopefully not falling under 2
After this months Opex there will be blood in da streets!!
I never look at anything below dailly/weekly/monthly, and it absolutely isn't overbought on any of these
Boys get on the ORCL train before it leaves and stops at 300
What is realistic tomorrow for htz??
Give me a call or put to buy tomorrow and let it ride.
Lot of people betting on 21 soon lol
\+12…….Holy shit. Maybe I do have a chance of getting on tour
get the hell out of the casino we dont want your business
👏👏😎💅
SPCX duh…
:feetswing:
nah bruv i don't fuk wit options. mostly. just tryna buy a dip.
lol imagine it pumps to 200 and ur wrong as shit that would be funny
People taking profits gets compounded by people who don’t want to be left holding it. \n\nFor swinging, I avoid stocks that have already run up because the rate of “money in” has to continue to exceed rate of “money out“
Fml
Congratulations bro. Don’t listen to negativity. Keep up the good work.
>StoneCo stock dips as Q2 adjusted income declines Y/Y, revenue trails consensus\n\n\n#Stone Cold Steve Austin LMAO🤌
strongest economy in the world and reverse currency idk
Easy mode is back
Oh look Mr. Credit rating expert over here. Which university did you get your economics degree from?
And is this agentic ai in the room with us? Tell me an Ai company that fully replaces everything that these softqare conpanies do. Which is multiprocess, company wide. And tell me a company that would trust a hallucinating Ai to run all its company processes unchecked. When I see one then ui path is cooked. But the chat box you got going ain't shit
And I have been wrong before but you just have to be right more than wrong to win in the casino
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPCX** ▼ | $90.00 (below) | $133.71 | $141.64 | -32.7% | Sep 7, 3:28 PM |
cant wait to wakeup and AMAT is at like 450 tmr
!banbet
Anyone adding more to snxx?
I set automation workflows in finance using UIPath's RPA... If SAP has even a small issue, whole workflows break requiring me to rewrite them entirely.\nTo be frank, my VBA scripts are more reliable than RPA.
Strike? 😅
How is US still AA+?\n\nShit should be A- at best
What are you thinking it will do? Go below 2$ or get to 3$
I juat flip back and forth and end up flipping back to stocks that go promptly down \nWhat you holding chief
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Just got it last week! Is the paid version worth it? \nSo you do your technical analysis on trading view then put in orders on your brokerage? \nAlso, what are the main indicators you look at? I’ve been reading about SMA, EMA, volume, and RSI as the top ones \n\nAlso, if it is institutional selling, wouldn’t it be better for them to dump all shares at once, crash the price, then buy it back if they wanted to at that time? That way they get the actual sell price they want (instead of slowly bleeding Google) + opportunity to re enter
Nice try SEC 😏
KOSPI upper circuit breaker tonight...
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ENHA after hours 🍆🍆
It went up 90% 🤣
The amateur top callers are why it’s all going higher.
"No new wars" actually translates to "not winning any new wars"
Guys my DOGE and tariff stimmy just came through \n\nPaid to me in DJT coin
Sandick took some viagra today holy moly
C3AI
Florida Woman
Hello, fellow regards. I'm on a journey to being the #1 regard. Please advise.
It will definitely do something
Buy puts then and post if your so convinced this isn’t the meta bottom
5 TOMORROW LETSSSSS GOOOOO $HTZ
Further
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
never bet against fraud
I hear their software is shit but yet I’m up 50% from the lows on all my ports 🤷🏻‍♂️
But it doesn't... it's beyond overbought on every time frame.
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **MU** ▲ | $1000.00 (above) | $913.82 | $961.61 | +9.4% | Aug 20, 5:00 AM |\n| **Record** | 3W - 2L | 60% | - | - | - |
Scnx idk
!banbet
Market will crash 50% when North Korea enters the semiconductor and AI scene in a few months from now. Already priced in
NFLX 85 by Aug 28th.
My DNUT
ima need a better AMAT dump than this
😆
Brings a new meaning to "i got a hot tip."\n\nThis is just a casual Tuesday story in FloriDuh..
Well considering the vast majority of these headshots of some disheveled/wild appearance with crazy headlines with no source provided either in the pic or the post are almost ALWAYS bullshit, sorry for jumping the gun on this one. \n\nIf you wanna have anyone even consider this being legit on face value alone, it's worth posting the receipt in the OP.
Htz: -17% \nBaggies: $5 TOMORROW LFG
Hertz
are earnings done ik september is mu but end of the month this month is boring all the good earnings are done nvidia coming up but it barely moves on earnings
Iran is USA father
A whole bunch of expired worthless calls it is
Its weird seeing this on loop the past few years
Fuck htz will it do anything tomorrow?
I'm thinking: hyper-leveraged koreans have gotten liquidated too recently; semis have run-up strong last week+, and if SKHY union actually has teeth or even headfakes they strike, that could be the catalyst for a pullback
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Aren't they a robotics company that uses AI? I wouldn't call them an AI innovator
For a long while Tesla has been trading almost purely on technicals
Bullish or bearish tomorrow? Trying to get the wsb consensus
what u working on?
Why is that amusing?
Spy has to come down yeah?
now that this stuff is rallying again it'll trigger their gambling compulsion for sure
When I die, bury me with all my calls.
NU TICKLE MY JAMIES
Nvda for er
Blaize reported earnings and then filed bankruptcy lol
Why would you ever full port on 0dte? Gamble a little here and there sure, but to full port…. You deserve the L
man shut up
How are you pigs not making money?
RIP Htz yolo guy
Blaize
Think about Bobby Mac
You were about the 3rd person I read thinking that today, so I figured it was time to fix that.
What is the next meme stock I should lose money on??
not sure sadly
Their software is shite
Nvda will explode after ER. All these AI companies crushed earnings this week, and nvda still at 20 fwd p/e
If you don’t have it already, highly suggest using TradingView. There’s a volumn indicator you can add to your charts. You can see live buy/sell alongside the price.\n\nRight now, Google has fairly low volume. It pumps slowly throughout the day. And then it gets nailed with large sell orders; chopping its momentum at the knee. Rinse and repeat throughout the day.\n\nIt tells a fascinating story re: larger institution sentiment. A big player is unloading their position if you look at volume data. But they are doing it in a more controlled deliberate way to not crash the price.
Ur mom likes portillos
It’s still up 93% ytd. That’s been the trend. Stocks up huge are selling off after earnings no matter what the number is.
I don’t know what the point is of you posting your PLTR every day Is it actually AI or not?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/62l44i3zf7jh1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=bbf4d278814809599019d9e5a92c7bfab6b66ddd\n\n
the obesity rate of japan is 4.3%, america is 40.3%, south africa is 68%. wtf lol
market is still WEIRD #weirdguy #gay
They forgot the Florida
Fake bro
Yes! Fuck!
It will, just hold for few weeks
Why was it just flat after dumping
Soon. The final bottom is coming
Anyone thinking SKHY employee union news is gonna turn into a big deal?
Google
Not luck I am bullish on nbis and crwv, they are both going to benefit from the ai boom it will just take time for the thesis to play out, I found an opportunity and I took it.\n\nLeotard is absolutely correct he is just overleveraged regard that got pushed out of his position\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/57s7w0duf7jh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d21eaae9ac78bf6ba37a12e3abc5415cf1c6eec8
320 P/E lol
https://preview.redd.it/srjee9ksf7jh1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=10ceb1da29ccec09c06c429049139a86e6c1f730\n\n
Fire by friction is a skill 🫢
What was wrong with AMAT's earnings exactly? Beats across the board and good guidance = dump
Unity has finally recovered.
Silver Lake blew up the SAASPocalypse theory and the inverse trade was dump AI stocks. \n\nLook at WDAY
ONDS hopefully
It’s hard to contain my disdain for ketamine
ITM leaps are the only thing that have offset my OTM short term calls.
Imagine not buying spy calls for tomorrow 😂
🤣 right? The action was all messed UP
Lol
This is one of those times you where I read a news headline & thought - damn that could have been me
NVDA prolly
Why the focking fuck is Tesla pumping? Negative free cash flow, 320 P/E. Constant lies and fraud and broken promises. What is this shit. Actually...
htz \nnbis \nnvda \ngoogle \nspcx \ncsco \n\nwhich one of these shall i fullport tmrw
A pregnant chick with two dicks
I bought some 1dte UVXY poots for fun. Everything else is 2-4 weeks out.
This is pretty good advice actually
“LOL”
I really need mine to print
Which coin(s) are you shorting?
A good fire needs wood.🪵🔥
Jinx method still golden (for now)
imagine the koreans buy tonight
Damn… sorry man.
Yay yay yay!
Isn't OPEX next friday?
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▼ | $750.00 (below) | $772.80 | $777.70 | -2.9% | Aug 18, 3:09 PM |\n| **Record** | 0W - 3L | 0% | - | - | - |
Too responsible
!banbet
This bull brigade has to end, nvda is a damn steal compared to ANY stock right now
Spy puts at close on Thursday La La la
At this rate millioaire in 10 years
Bad plays are my specialty...
Elon said the Tesla roadster was coming out 4 years ago
I knew today would be an email. Moves tomorrow? I’m expecting some pullback from the runup on the indexes, looking for oil calls given the strikes against the saudi refinery
Schizophrenics: you underestimated our power!
Ask him when bitcoin will go up
The higher this turd of a market floats the more violent the flush is going to be
Just keep saying question the requirements and delete them whenever possible. Also don’t be confidently wrong
I've been believing since 2021 when it was $20 lol. Every time I "believe", it goes lower. So today is clearly my fault lol
Korn was ok, but bro tighten up your bass, i can hear your strings slapping against your frets.
I bought it when it was $228 but we may see a pump before it plays out
https://www.wrtv.com/news/local-news/crime/fort-wayne-man-cuts-off-penis-uses-it-to-set-mothers-garage-on-fire-police-say
It’s a plant
Yay!
App is absolutely garbage. Stay away from that shit. Far better plays out there than APP
the fact that its so risky to keep positions over night due to PDT removal + insider trading + paper handed hoes...... PA-THETIC!!!!!!!!
CSCO
bull trap
Gonna tell everyone you sold at the bottom
I don't know about her first, but it definitely is going to be the hardest/most brutal. And when PE is done with her, they will leave her behind an Arby's, by the dumpster, with just the clothes (dress) on her back.
You buying these calls or what mf?
Anyone holding ZETA? Curious if it will break $30 tomorrow and potentially experience some gamma pressure.
Takin a nap before heading to that club been real fam
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The average short squeeze runs for like 4-8 days, htz is cooked
Have you considered eating your crow with cake?\n\nTry researching a matter before putting your foot in your mouth.\n\nhttps://www.wrtv.com/news/local-news/crime/fort-wayne-man-cuts-off-penis-uses-it-to-set-mothers-garage-on-fire-police-say
Receipts.\n\nhttps://www.wcax.com/2026/07/08/man-accused-cutting-off-his-genitals-using-them-start-fire-authorities-say/
What is even crypto
To my GEMI long traders, God’s speed!
Starting to think about holiday shopping for your loved ones? Why not buy them each a SanDisk 👐:pepetrump:
CSCO I think
Nah man tax free account
bless your heart
NU calls anyone
https://preview.redd.it/rzj0kzmbf7jh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52b58e854a4029069e1bd16de09e8281599a3361\n\n
Nope it’s real. I brought receipts.\n\nhttps://www.wcax.com/2026/07/08/man-accused-cutting-off-his-genitals-using-them-start-fire-authorities-say/
Why, afraid he'll sense your disdain?
Probably a short seller looking for liquidity
which one of these do u think is gona hit the most
# LMAO
Good, really Nvdia to 230 in a day??
Die as a regard, or live long enough to be the exit liquidity
Anyone brave enough to hold positions overnight to gamble on tomorrow's pre-market earnings?
trim
Short nbis
Yeah but nimnuts is rocking dude
Sold you those calls. It was going down because the earnings got leaked.
what do i fullport tmrw please
Finished my onsite with xAI today and the recruiter called me and said “team really enjoyed meeting you! Can you give me your availability for a final 15 minute call with Elon?”\n\nI was not aware I’d have a final interview with Elon. \n\nLooks like I am not getting this job lol.
Watching you kick yourself in the butt makes me want to buy a bunch
How do we feel about Portillo's? is it an upgrade over Wendy's?\nPortillo's is a Chicago chain that serves up hot and fresh sausages.
Not until FORCED
all on red
Good it sets pretty far out, but isn't this a little premature entry due to the natural run with NBIS and other cloud based AIs? \nThink you could find an entry probably 1/2 the cost in a week or two.
Shoulda stopped following the male horoscope when you chopped your dick off buddy
Hmmm, why would any long time holders sell at loss when HTZ is in the middle of rapid ascension? Pershing probably unloaded it long before current upward movement. Why would they announce it today? Jealousy maybe?
Shorts are greedy they are not going to cover significantly
just me chilling shorting crypto, making money on easy mode. Leopold should have done that instead of shorting software to hedge. Shorting crypto way better as a hedge...shit never goes up more than1% a day, always falls even when market rises.
bols can't read and though it was about them
I sold my calls so yea most definitely
1dte lottos locked and loaded\n\nNVDA 230 \nGOOG 352.50 \nMU 1015\n\nWish me luck
Same
Hopefully you didn't sell. It'll bounce back during the overnight session.
No leverage = no balls
He put wood in the fire🪵🔥.
As soon as shorts are covered the shit is getting banished to the shadow realm
Moderator auto bot says I don't have enough Karma. Guess we will see
Mia khalifa?
Such a good day boys! Fuck you bears!
Sorry MMs, I OpExed your mom
>Oil goes up: SPY sleeps\n\n>Oil goes down: SPY zooms!\n\nIs it an infinite money glitch?
Remember 🌽 LMFAO
Statistically someone here has a port that majority consisted of ONDS and AMAT
TSLA calls
Oh, I have. Worst case I ride out volatility.
I shorted them
Ouch
NEVERMIND. WE ARE SELLING SAAS AGAIN FOR MEMORY RIGHT NOW
aye why did saas pump like that today?
will be flat for 3 months imo
ASSTITS has no motion anymore , shits sad
Tomorrow. Taco Thursday now don’t cha know
That’s the play baby
How the fk did LUNR end up green? Oh right I've sold after holding it for months and watching it drop to almost 70% of my buy in.
wtf happened at 2:30 that caused all the software stocks to spike?
I've been waiting for that pump all year lol
Well, he has all day tomorrow. Could jump back up near $3, the way it's been going.
You're on thin ice, counselor!
He will be fine
Nah they’re still trying to put the fire out in my garage
Here’s the reality bud, these are spreads, so if it gets to $300 before then, these are going to $5. To get the full payout you’d need this to go wayyyy higher. Or literally would need to be above $300 at expiration
If you saw what happened to COHR, AMAT was a bad play.\n\nCompany sets record quarters and is upgraded to a Strong Buy and goes down
✨ Florida man ✨
Why is Amat not at $800
Talked me into it
Until it’s not for months on end.
You are actually betting against heavily invested computers, they move prices before the news become news. They know before you prep your order and position before order is being processed. And also you bought it, they sell when you do that. They don't care pricing spacex lol
oh look, bitcoin worst performing asset since 2020. "Crypto president" indeed
I’m thinking htz calls tomorrow 🤡
Get Msft puts for eom
I peaked the same day 😭
165 contracts BULL $10C 8/21 at 0.03\n70 contracts BULL $9.5C 8/21 at 0.06\n\nNeed a nice earnings pump next week please. I don't wanna work anymore...
Talking options with a future regard and I tell him I only started making money when I started buying in the money. He says no lie “you can do that?” Lmao I told him to just swing shares instead
Being a figger is cool
Never!
McIlroy lost a lot of people a lot money today lol
Hell yeh
Or dates, I bought some poet calls a while back on a Thursday, due the next day god dam it. I wanted a date 3 months out. Ate those for Friday dinner, the correct date printed so there’s that?
only because the losers are too afraid to post it here and are busy working at wendys
Clown
Then I will hold lol
It’s going 785 tomorrow isn’t it
you might want to do some more research around the technological revolution that's happening before you sell it at 1k.
# Well…that didn’t go well…
it's absolutely not going lower than 110 but one can dream
Unhide your comment history, coward.
Yes because the market certainly has not accounted for elons main current venture prospects!
Regardless of what anyone tells you there is no sign or system to predict this. As soon as you learn this you’ll be a better trader.
Average htardz comment
309
Buttcoin is fucked. let's see..saylor has 850k more btc to sell.
Could be, fine. I keep em
Diamond hand until 2k i think
could've done the same this year with SNDK to be fair
another big day of gains shorting btc and long stocks, crypto is dead. lol
Down 16% ouch! I hope no one listened to you! Loser!!!
https://preview.redd.it/i8twgvaie7jh1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=1048af2b706f53e66e18eba28234570f04b6f037\n\nAdjusted for accuracy
spcx to 155 tmr🎰🗣️
You are a true visionary of our times
CANT LET THIS MARKET FALL ITS TOO STRONG BITCH BEARS 🤌🤌🤌
ETF and chill
If you use the phrase juicy dip, I have a pro-tip for you to to consider: >!fuck you lmao 🤌!<
He likes paying taxes.
jfc I havent been in here in ages wtf is this chat shit
Then i will need the hotline
Yes shares, and yes stupid, usually.\n\nHold it is
Might chill tomorrow. Shorted MU right before a big upswing and freaked out all day until it came back down and closed for a little profit. Scary day
BULLISH AS FUCK
Imagine believing max pain. Tooth fairy also isn’t real
I’m bag holding HTZ @ 200
Up 3% today, now only 25% away from Jun ATH 👌
Yes I would also consider a reddit post of a random dude's mugshot with no source posted by /u/redditsucksass69765 to be news
777.77
Just yoloed on whatever this guy says
no i also bougth 20k goog calls ... this will fly
I’m getting impatient and gift wrapping it
Eanejn
You're mocking me, aren't you.
anyone know why FIG shot up today??
209
I did that today and was chill till I wasn’t chill
There's also the issue of the gig economy that many people fall into after getting fired.
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There’s a guy on the short squeeze sub who bought htz with a cost average of 2.70 😂😂😂
Hmmmm... it looks like it's bouncing off an IOF block right here about 500-ish... all things considered, probably a good buy here maybe....
2k soon
If you think you're special then go right ahead lmao
SOXL and chill
Brilliant
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Max pain for TSLA tomorrow is 325, it's OPEX, and TSLA had a big gain day. Therefore, puts for Friday. LFG!!!
are they just shares? if so, why would you sell at 1k. are you stupid or something.
I remember when I first learned there is a physical underwater cable running from New York to Europe, initially built in the 1800’s and that one of the bug drivers of doing what seems like a nearly impossible engineering marvel, was to help increase the speed of trading data\n\nThat was the moment it really clicked on just how much more ahead actual investment entities are always going to be than non professional investors. There’s a million examples like that, not to mention actual trading or non public material information, but that one just seemed to wild to me and sinked in.
RemindMe! 2028-01-15 "Check back on this out of this world wager"
Yeah, but your penis?
Pain & Gain?
Flip it. Poor people actually taking out debt to buy skinny pills rather than be fat.
Sideways Friday guaranteed
u/LuvSicPt5 Cisco is going down to 100 at least
thank u for the clear explanation. I feel like shit now lol but I understand.
Is the market taking my money or am I giving it to the market? 🤔
A little late to the party, look to reshort higher
let me clarify. i find it inspiring.
Unload MU at 1k, or diamond hand these bags?
I’m anorexic
APP and INTU look great at current valuation
one of those times you read a news headline where you think - damn that could have been me
*fat retard
please hold me and tell me that CSCO will go up once again
This is dedication to the cause!
Maybe like 3 deals And 4 deal breaks
Everyone making money while I'm plummeting. Close to becoming a boring prick and just investing in an all world tracker
You will be gifted generational wealth for believing early
Roblox to the moon
Bro just sell and cut your losses. Don’t become a community member to a rental car company during the ai wave
thanks bro, good luck you too. I'm now holding only META and CSCO calls
$NU don’t rug pull me I need to buy more $htz
I doubled down on the HTZ dip... Pre dip 🤣 true regard
Update: I made $3500 revenge trading with my 2dte reload last night. 💅 Was one of those odd days like wed last week where spy and uvxy moved together.
Nvidia target price after earnings?
Got busy at work and couldn’t sell my calls
This is hilarious haha. I've never seen this one.
maybe the rotation gods will be in your favor overnight and we get a little pump.
Been bag holding Humacyte like the dummy I am for almost 2yrs
I sold spx 7820/7830C weeklies for tomorrow, so It'll close above 7830.
Loaded on 2.5p and 2.0p early in the day I’m already well in the green lmao get rekt bagholders
Put it all in crypto bro trust me
Earrings call and updates on federal approvals. Nothing noteworthy said yet.
What do we think about AMZN 0p 1dte?
he's definitely not. literally all the tech earnings prove its real. maybe next year though
Elysium
Not my bot no control over these things
because that's a shitty meme stock that is rigged worse than a shady basement casino \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/610bx2jmd7jh1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e152194b1918ec13a0447d865c44fb9451a25eeb\n\n
Sounds kind of fun.
Anyone who bought puts past a WELL KNOWN strong resistance line before waiting for confirmation got what they deserved if we're talking about the S&P
*Same chance as a seeing a million Huwmons on Mars. GL.*
why is it only green or red? Why dont we make some new colors like orange or purple?
Quick reminder the US has a fresh air craft carrier on the way to the strait so we will absolutely be raining hell by Monday. Take profit tomorrow ✅ 💰
60% SPY, 40% YOLO
The market is not attached to reality anymore. It's more manipulated and rigged than it's ever been before
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Imagine being a scammer, and you just clocked out after a long day of scamming people. The telephone rings and says "Potential Spam" on the caller ID.
Lmao they’re about to all hit ATH leading into NVDA ER