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| And I've just been awarded the throne of France. All bow to me.\n\nFake govt full of grifters, scammers, and pedophiles makes up fake numbers. Shocking. |
| Right. Their Q4 2025 earnings were scheduled for 2/18. They were supposed to release all their documents signed by the auditors by then. I’m listing out a few highly probable scenarios: 1) delayed earnings, 2) auditors quitting, 3) missed earnings due to very high expectations. All of these or a combination of them would wreck the stock price. Hence the high IV |
| Meta numbers dirty |
| Can’t reason somebody out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into |
| Down $40k or so over the last few years. |
| Bobby |
| I know someone who legit has his entire life savings in corn |
| When receiving anachronisms? Maybe I dunno |
| NO. Silva to 250 |
| Pump silver 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 |
| long shots are where millionaires are made, though...if you bought SPY $670 calls for dec 2025 at the height of the tariff dip you probably hit a 10x at least. and you'd've been called a complete and dumb fuck moron for thinking spy would get anywhere near 700 in april of 2025 |
| skill issue |
| I don’t even wanna be rich. Just enough to pay everything off and have enough to quit corporate America on the spot with no 2 week notice |
| Oh god\n\nOverrule tariffs please |
| Easily can happen. Today’s investor conference all but confirmed the FUD articles were inaccurate. They’re printing money. MU is going to rip this year. |
| That’s not how rddt turned out though |
| Volatility killed his calls. Even if the stock went up 10%. |
| WSB Extinction Event tomorrow\n\nThe selloff is not over for your favorite stocks |
| Hows it going |
| So Waymo hires a bunch of Philippines workers to drive "driverless" cars remotely.\n\nBullish on Uber and Lyft. |
| Imagine having the power to make hundreds of working folks late for their flights just because you wanna spend 1.5 seconds making yourself seem legitimate on TV. |
| I fucking love MU |
| I had a stroke reading this |
| My wife: You asshole, I cant believe you fucked your secretary!\n\nMe: The DOW is over 50,000! |
| Shut the fuck up sadboi. |
| Ask that Aussie breakdancer |
| lol remember when the number were going down so they fired a professional and hired a yes man who will write any number his furher tell him to |
| GLD is for active trading. IAU is cheaper and historically less volatile for going long. \n\nBoth are fine though. |
| Just say up or down retard not reading all that. |
| I trust company earnings as much as I trust government data\n\nWe need a new market with less crime. More cocaine and hookers tho |
| Undeniable. |
| This will undoubtedly be turned into something negative. Such is Reddit. |
| You are supposed to summarize it and give your based take not make me read |
| So bullish on this that i bought leaps on margin. WE GONNA BE RICHHH |
| I’d buy APP but I’m tapped out |
| It smells real bad bro |
| is that an issue when receiving ana- |
| Circuit breaker tomorrow. |
| I call utter and complete bullshit. They have been cooking the books as hard as they can since they nerfed all the agencies responsible for reporting the actual, accurate numbers |
| Bullshit. |
| No stop loss? |
| You have no idea what you’re talking about. Ppl who want to lose weight will prefer a pill over a shot every single time for convenience. NVO has a lead here, up to them to exploit it. And their pill works well. Read a little before you open your informed mouth. |
| Bearish engulfing on the daily candle, puts. |
| Like a dude |
| Rddt is blatantly manipulated. |
| RKLB is run a lot more professionally than ASTS tbh |
| ima drop a large mover tomorrow around 8am |
| Only if I get to compete as the Doomslayer |
| Bwahahahahahahahahaha\n\nIt is coming, shitty business model, look at DISH and DirecTV |
| Yea |
| Jared was definitely on the island |
| 🫡 |
| Prove it |
| Every earnings getting a 7-25% haircut lmao regardless of outcome lolol |
| They get the numbers a day or so before and Trump fired the last person who released numbers he didn't like. Very likely his yes man acting replacement was told you're next if the numbers don't change or at least that's the implication because he did that before. This is why firing department heads when they release numbers you don't like was guaranteed to ruin their credibility. Here we are. |
| What is a man |
| Thousands agree with Internal_Field5970 |
| Diluting to buy back convertible notes. Not that bad but people are bipolar in here |
| Chicken burrito double protein is $17 |
| All I got is $3.50 |
| Nah not really |
| You aint lying... my research says its primed. |
| AI infrastructure and neoclouds are getting zero love at the moment. Market punishing mag 7 capex. Probably fucked unless bitcoin rallies unfortunately, sad IREN holder. |
| sigh APP… |
| #Stupid bol LMAO🤌🏾 |
| The Jan. jobs report today said 130k jobs were created & the U rate fell to 4.3%; however, this means the Fed probably won’t cut rates in March. Yet Inflation pressure is building as tariffs work through the system—tariffs cost Ford 900M last year. The employment report also revealed significant revisions; i.e., only 181,000 jobs were added in all of 2025, down from the earlier estimate of 584,000. 82,000 of the jobs created in January came from the healthcare sector, which will face a slew of Medicare cuts this year. All in all, 54% of Americans feel they are worse off than a year ago. However, as long as we are in a bull market, people will keep spending, emboldened by the wealth effect thinking: “even though we don’t get raises and we have debt……we’ve still got money in a 401k”.\n\nAlbeit the AI revolution has got to work in order to drive GDP higher, even as Bitcoin bit the dust & fell 40% & as big tech stocks fell too. Although, this is the quarter that the BB-Bill tax-refunds are supposed to drive consumer spending; and cap ex budgets for infrastructure and data centers will fill the void created by declining foreign trade and a drop in residential construction and auto sales.\n Alas, our borders are sealed & America is a closed shop. “The die is cast” for 2026 |
| sybau |
| you’re not even that regarded. just hold till after the earnings and repost for us |
| I lost $1K |
| Nooo why?? |
| My farts smell like rotten eggs |
| Look at my HOOD calls and cry. |
| Just with $250? you're too new to losing |
| Long weekend and Superbowl is done, Orange man 100% hitting Iran this weekend. Time to full port polymarket. |
| Imagine if SPY moved an entire nickel tomorrow |
| Metals and memory pumping\n\nWhat are we back in january |
| Fuck off |
| MSTR 🚀 |
| I think they expect to get out of it in the near future. |
| Largest early movers for tomorrow are\n\n$BRLS - Watch for support between $1.55-$1.65, then if it breaks above $1.70-$1.80 with volume look for entries around $1.65 targeting $1.95-$2.10, consolidating at $1.65. Key support at $1.55 needs to hold, next support is $1.38 if that breaks.\n\n$SRXH - Watch for support between $0.145-$0.151, then if it breaks above $0.164-$0.171 with volume look for entries around $0.155 targeting $0.200-$0.245. Chart shows strong consolidation at $0.160. Key support at $0.145 needs to hold. If that breaks next support is $0.136\n\n$CCHH - Watch for support between $0.95-$1.05, if it breaks above $1.30-$1.40 with volume buy in around $1.10 targeting $1.55-$1.80. Chart shows consolidation at $1.05. Key support at $0.95 needs to hold. If $0.95 is lost next support is $0.80\n\n$SRXH is the largest mover so I would recommend focusing there. Good luck. |
| Anyone fall asleep to a show they like? I stopped like a week ago and I swear my mental health has improved |
| Let's go bros let's make mu a 1000% trade eoy |
| Most profitable company in the world idk |
| Sure bud. 👍 |
| Slv going to 80 |
| Serious question: why would you exclude healthcare employment? Except for making this specific chart and this specific point? |
| Hey /u/TechtoLife - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: BYND.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| I believe its time to setup a cow in a pen that shits on one of the stock tickers and we all just do that. |
| Following |
| Back to the Grindr |
| U.S has reached NK levels of propaganda at this point so I doubt it. |
| chicken and rice bowl is 10.34 with tax\n\nyou cant even get a sandwich for that much here\n\nif you think CMG is expensive you are literally poor |
| Rklb. Asts.. onds. Man Reddit really knows how to pick them |
| You okay, buddy? |
| *[Redacted by Palantir]* |
| DONT MISS OUT: here’s why diluting after missing earnings is **incredibly bullish** |
| What are some potential GOOGL catalysts |
| Just SUVs and trucks now. I hate it. How long until they discontinue the Mustang? |
| Silver Suprapump tomorrow |
| Thanks bro but that's 55 difference 😭 |
| My MU call predrop would be saved if it opens 430 tmr |
| Physical Corn |
| So were the "cartel drones" just a talking point created just for this hearing? |
| So, there are more jobs than before? |
| Options are not an option right now big dawg. You should have sold yesterday |
| All you ASTS community members, just be happy it’s at least not magical internet money you’re bagholding for life |
| Market don't care |
| AI was trained on us, the rich AIs will pay top dollar for waifu porn |
| Thanks bro |
| Nvidia earnings won't end well. |
| When is GRAB earnings? |
| It's up there with the quantum computing companies. |
| Oh sorry. IDK. I don't think the average WSB user got rich from this stuff. Some yes. Most, no.\n\nThe average person doing dumb shit here isn't doing informed trades with +50% odds of success.\n\nThat's like if I were to yeet my whole savings on blackjack. I would need to win 7 consecutive hands before I would have +100k. which if my math is correct is only a 1% chance. |
| with the runup we've had last year. we can go low. we can go a lot lower |
| Not sure about this one chief |
| Yeah not fucking around with ROTH money again. |
| \>CSCO beat and raise\n\n\>down 7%\n\nok |
| https://preview.redd.it/yaidih5eyxig1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d8054aac63eb4ae0f73a9c208645198452d5c9d\n\n**(Sung in an old sailor style voice)-** *"SNDK hits $650 tomorrow... Bears in shambles.... shorts in sorrow.... the boys and I cheer..... our profits ascend...... Aaaannnnnnd........ we're toasting drinks with the wives’ boyfriends again! Arrr! Arrr! Arrrrrr!"* |
| You have capital gains??? |
| Ching chong GTA 6 |
| Lol I transferred $500 of my wife's and my money and turned it into $1100 yesterday. Webull didn't let me withdraw today so now it's at $250. I have a gambling problem. |
| That's such a profound question |
| In Canada they are doing $5 meals, McDouble and a small fry and a small drink for $5, pretty good deal. For you Americans that’s equivalent to $4 usd |
| Open ur app |
| Oil at 3 month highs. Tomorrow we will finally get the 1-2 % gap down and drill which has been coming for a long time. No way they wait till Friday so that everybody can exit and then buy back after long weekend. |
| !RemindMe 30 days |
| Fuck women fuck all you hoes i was better without you, one of these fkn make believe women almost robbed me blind, nah fuck yall i don't anyone hold me back |
| My voo and chill seems pretty good now |
| I want to see the HOOD loss porn |
| just need this house of cards to dump and close below 687 this week. is that too much to ask for? |
| Let’s be honest, he lost $150,000. Even if he 10Xed his last $1,000, he’d still be way down and he’d still be chasing and he’d lose it again. |
| QS is such a scam company |
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| Op noooooo |
| Anyone want to start a tennis tournament for amateurs in Washington DC Bethesda for 35 plus players? DM me |
| Please put that 70 away and play with the change. |
| honestly surprised by the lack of backbone of the venezuelan regime |
| HOOD 💀 |
| Aerotyne 0dte full port |
| Sabooooar gain |
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| This is the way |
| I said he could have. Had he bought a far OTM call it wouldn't have mattered if it didn't hit 30-40-50% |
| Buying back notes, not selling. \n\nAnd you invest in a company to contribute to its growth, like a kickstarter |
| Nowadays that could lead to a police report |
| tiananmen square\n\ntaiwan sovereignty |
| Forward P/E of ~11\n\nPlenty of room to run. I took profit on my calls and am in shares now, to hedge against volatility. |
| I don't need your respect. I need you to pump my bags |
| It is a scam company, history is littered with failed and bankrupt satellite companies. Their entire business model is built on offering "broadband" service to the less than 1% outside of terrestrial coverage. And, they never miss an opportunity to miss a deadline... |
| 6 million shares of RIG after hours while the stock is already up 10 percent today\n\ncalls all the way to 10 |
| No it would be like buying HOOD at 25$ Google is not HOOD and HOOD is not Google start differentiating between tickers if you want to capitalize on perceived arbitrage. |
| Rug me once shame on you, rug me twice shame on me, rug me three times and I’m writing a 2,000-word DD on why it’s actually bullish and doubling down at open |
| PUMP IT BABY, PUMP IT! |
| Buy puts on nbis. I just brought shares. It's over if you have calls bros, sorry |
| don't mess it up like some of us on here. im down from 106 to 19 |
| i was like oh imma play nbis earnings i’ve been bullish about it all week and then i was like okay actually maybe the financial aspect of their shit lowk might be cooked due to spending n blah blah so maybe i should put shit like that be dropping recently then i was like ok imma think out the box asts looks like it could easily go back to 110 very soon wtvr imma just buy calls on asts SURELY NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WEONG RIGHT |
| So Cisco crapped the bed because of guidance. Arista's earnings are tomorrow, same market but not as big of a player as Cisco. I will be aggressively buying puts on that. NFA. |
| Literally crushing it and the bitchass algos sell it |
| I wonder what a corn person looks like in real life lol |
| That's what you get when a work truck costs $130k |
| Cuz its garbage? |
| “who cares about the survivors? the DOW is 50,000!” and permabulls cheer this shit on because they’re pedo enablers |
| https://preview.redd.it/u3qj6my6yxig1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c70230bbc69f291185c4e9352ffd11e1fefa0a1\n\nGive him time, he is thinking to make next move. |
| I mean nobody really believes the numbers right? The market just wants to pretend they are right, market doesn’t care if the federal government is cooking the books as long as it’s an excuse to keep market up\n\nMarket wouldn’t care if America turned into a dictatorship overnight as long as dictator is market friendly |
| See profiting off delta requires you to predict the movements of the market correctly whereas profiting off Vega solely relies on humans being greedy and stupid |
| Jesus burrito is already half the size from a few years ago |
| How am I looking boys? Somehow I took profits yesterday and sidestepped death |
| Did they? Really? 😆 |
| I have 24k in goog calls I bought last week and now my ass hurts |
| What’s your next big play? |
| Whats that |
| Good speed, kiddo. Wendy’s never cuts corners! |
| Why not just link to BLS? Linking to the Project 2025 authors isn't going to give you any credibility. |
| Elmo says he’s gonna build a satellite factory on the moon and my wiener is 8 inches in circumference |
| some dumbfuq stepfather of a friend of mine seriously thought unemplyment in the USA was 50% under Obama because some hick right winger friend of his sent him an image on facebook that just showed a map of the USA and said "50% unemployment". Zero attribution, zero data, just a picture of the map of the USA and the words "50% unemployment".\n\nThese people are so fucking stupid. It would be funny if it wasn't so dangerous. |
| china just released GLM-5\n\nrip bols |
| APP seems to be in a bit of a kerfuffle. It’s backwards day again. |
| i have plenty of money just nowhere to serve me margs and chips 😭 |
| Because not enough fries in bag 🍟😭 |
| You already have a bet going - U to 30.270000000000003 before 12-Feb-2026 03:37 PM -05 |
| how is ai going to take over banking? yea accounting maybe in 50 years but still AI is not smart enough or trusted enough to actually handle these jobs where you need to blame someone if something goes wrong. |
| The forbidden stock is the only one that has been making me money lately. FML |
| !banbet |
| You a dude? |
| Load up on more MU calls $430 strike expiring in 3 weeks at market open |
| I don't frequent this sub but I'm willing go bet this post was pushed to the front with bots. |
| lol brilliant |
| I had a 2010 Fusion Sport, it was my favorite sedan I've ever owned and still miss it. Would've continued buying them if they would've continued making them... |
| Blown out? |
| Waiting on Supreme Court |
| Reading how the guy trades, he had no chance of winning |
| It’s not a scam, just overhyped and overvalued. At $20, it’s a reasonable bet. Over $100 is stupid |
| Agree, QQQ looks like it really wants to roll over. The chart is weaker than the other indices. Low volume rally. Yet.....Puts were not the play Friday, Tuesday or today. FML.... |
| Wendy's. And pick up an app while you're there just in case. |
| Can someone explain my regarded ass why APP is down AH? |
| Why do I get the feeling that the market is gonna dump tomorrow? |
| *“By listening to customers and taking action, we have improved traffic and strengthened our value & affordability scores,”* CEO Chris Kempczinski said in a statement.\n\nAny CEO this stupid should have been fired long ago. Still completely disconnected from any sort of reality. WTF is a 'value and affordability score' when your product is still overpriced crap?!! |
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| Is it a gone case? |
| Everyone is an IDF defender except people who fuck goats |
| #Blood red tomorrow LMAO🤌 |
| I was gonna full port eow QS puts but chickened out last minute😞 |
| Her Kohl's business women's wear line is pretty good. |
| And I couldn't get out at a better time tank away |
| > I can’t believe WSB is too good for McDonald’s.\n\nThe dumpster dwellers are too poor to have kids, so they'll never understand the value of a quick and fun meal that kids love to eat at McDonalds. |
| aaaaaaand it's gone |
| Elaborate? |
| CMG raising prices again, these bitches will never learn |
| Entering highly regarded positions, profiting off Vega when regards start to think they’ll actually hit strike, then closing before they expire worthless, is by far my favorite strategy for having fun |
| Everyone buying the 🌽 dip is going to be bag holding badly when they unveil 🌽 2️⃣ |
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| Tmrw actually 🌝 |
| If HOOD got to keep all the money I've lost, the stock would be at $200 |
| Hood is for long term, easy 300 in few years. Adoption is big, investors keep funding. Once they rollout Europe they will eat all other competitors. |
| they knocked down my fav mexican restaurant now i dunno where to go after work when i want a drink and some food 😭 |
| Sleaziest management in corporate America |
| Alexandra SEMENova 💦 |
| This market blows ass. Turning more and more into a VXUS/GLD and chill regard the more we chop around and barely keep it together on cooked data and manipulation |
| I think they have the best App |
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| So AI will destroy customer service jobs, computer programming jobs, surveillance and security jobs, banking, accounting, some healthcare jobs some pharmacies. It will destroy transportation based jobs, warehouse jobs, some civil engineering jobs like surveying. It will destroy Hollywood jobs in general and even influencers (thank god). It will also destroy the porn industry.\n\nWhat jobs can it create? Maybe AI managers (prompt engineers, network engineers for local setup and maintenance (on prem AI), product designers (that tell AI what to build).\n\nConsequently it will create more street performers, massage therapists, paid agitators, costco greeters.\n\nInitially it will create trade jobs but when the process of creation go from needing humans to a more streamlined system that can be automated then those jobs are gone to. (Example: working on plumbing… where the plumbing would be installed in a modular way where it can be easily installed/maintained/replaced easily by specialized machines.\n\nWho will thrive? People who are already wealthy and have a lot of resources.\n\n\nTLDR: AI is gonna fuck everyone unless you have money or you’re a creative prompt engineer. |
| More test more cool |
| Financial terrorists like us only need to be right once. |
| Haha.. |
| That’s just what I mean by leverage and nobody to call on what they owe. The dependence is real so long as they keep undercutting and capitalism is the world’s economic language. \n\nFair. I can imagine the long play would be more resources into automation/AI as well to try and curb the worker shortages. |
| I traded Micron at 360, sold at $373, then wanted to invest into Paypal at $41 |
| I wasn't implying that. I figured they got the money making wild plays to begin with. |
| I can explain why they got hammered:\n\nThey announced record breaking CapEx\n\nNBIS benefits directly from that lol |
| Sometime I just want to smack you all but then I remember I’m in a casino lol |
| the samegtop is gonna merge with Valve so GabeN can avoid his son selling it to amazon |
| Not unless we do it on a credit card company we all owe to ...and the week prior we all negotiate massive exits. |
| And now there’s Canada, which is going to allow a quality build ev in (thumbing the nose back at trump) from China. Basically a Tesla copy without the musky smell/taste. Actually better now, with the 800v system, the evolving body and no more killer door handles. |
| Bahahaha fuck you stock market, FUCKKKK YOUUUU! Thanks for crushing my dreams of ever getting out from behind the Wendy’s dumpster. Bahahaha |
| Scam Altman will save them |
| Pins earnings |
| I just added another 10 000 shares of uipath between 11.5- 11.9. Loading more if the price keeps dropping |
| Woah what happened to app? I thought the retraction plus good er was positive for the stock? |
| Only another $80 to go to your price target. !remindme 2 years |
| Can you walk us through your thought process |
| Oh, I figured you meant people who made money with wild lotto plays. |
| $711 even |
| Think it will run up more the next 2 days?\n\n\nMaybe a small drop in the morning and then up? |
| Still got a way to go to match f-Elon |
| Evan Spiegel should be tried for crimes against humanity |
| Just helped 3 young ladies get out of a tight parking space cuz they can’t drive stick 20 years ago that would have potentially resulted in a marriage and 2 kids with one of them. |
| undeniable |
| SPY $710 after CPI? |
| Why even buy ASTS if they are just gonna keep diluting the shit out of themselves |
| It’s Valentine’s Day.. so I was trying to be spontaneous.. now mom will have to re ship the lube and tube.. |
| VRT is an exception. Same with Powell. It's companies that have guaranteed revenue streams. Nebius, although I love it, isn't necessarily the stickiest for their hyperscalers who could build out their own data centers |
| When memes back? |
| Their stick will for sure drop 2 cents. |
| Anyone wanna go on a depression walk? |
| And they pumped +20% on the two earnings before that LOL |
| Date night at McD's. Only for ballers. |
| Lmfao |
| I live in Mexico and it blows my mind people will go to McDonalds when there is so, so much excellent food that is half the price or less.\n\nOf course many people DO exactly that - McDonald’s isn’t the go to here. |
| Gona be at 6950-6999 for the rest of eternity since they figured out they can just skip the buying stocks and sell retards options.\n\nClown as market moved like 50494947584b just go nowhere for 4 months. |
| K isn't just for ketamine. |
| What boomer have you been watching that hasn't outlined how they will spend every cent they have till death? |
| Google tmr ⬆️⬆️⬆️ |
| Nice! |
| ….. a different generation gave it to them? |
| Correct only to an extent. \n\nIf you think the drop in IV after earnings would render a 10% OTM option purchased the day before that would’ve been ITM that morning profitless, then you need to check your math playboy |
| ASTS: Look, we launched 1 satellite successfully all of last year and we're likely to miss our own self-imposed deadline this quarter and most likely the entire year...\n\nAlso ASTS: Now give us $1 billion\n\nSome of the sleaziest and most opportunistic managements ever—they make Adam Aron and Ernie Garcia look like an amateurs. |
| wtf was said to cause the drop? |
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| You’ll be up $46k then. Losing $3k daily to theta. Never seen so many 30 day reminders here before |
| I made that at home Depot. Got mad over time at least 5-10hrs every week and 20 during peak season and came and went when ever I wanted because I actually did work. Id rather have that then some 50k a year job with some asshole boss talking about more more more or your fired and bragging rights how I'm some senior manger at cuckold inc that doesn't mean anything |
| Sold Micron at $373 to buy Paypal at $41 \n\nI need to die |
| How bad was that for ASTS? |
| Wtf man, why did you buy. You are tanking this thing, please sell so it can go back up |
| If ICE starts deporting bers maybe we'll get to 7000 |
| like 80% COIN |
| Up $10, down $10, back to where it was this morning.\n\n\nBunch of nothings! |
| “Mortimer, we’re back!” |
| Fuckin Christ, ASTS. Why's it gotta be the day after I put a shit load into your shares. May as well play options. 🥂 |
| 430* hell yeah brother |
| Tomorrow will be the day NBIS finally touches 100 before they inevitably dilute and touching 60. |
| Tulips |
| Hopes $qqq revisits 607 level tomorrow before a V i exits these puts. |
| ARKBTC - ETF based only on Bitcoin related companies |
| Cheers! This is just the beginning. I’ve loaded up on leap puts previously with a 10x potential… |
| Last 1k buying calls on Spotify earnings. True gambler right here |
| From the standpoint of technical analysis I would say Op has an extra chromosome |
| people gotta eat and wipe... old story... |
| When subway IPO? Bro , imagine a 1997 Subway IPO...Jesus. |
| # Real question\n#\n#\nShould we still be playing earnings? Because FUCK |
| I don’t think I will |
| Goodnight and good riddance ASTS |
| Mu ATH tomorrow? That cant happen right😂 |
| Yeah 💯 but it sounded like you were saying that there’s some big news being released next week |
| I bought fastly some years ago at 110, it dipped, I kept buying, i bought till 37. I sold it all at about 55. Overall i was neutral and maybe lost like 50 bucks.\n\n\nToday it rose from 9 to 12 lol. This is a reminder to me as to why it's so hard to pick stocks. |
| Not if I can help it. If I’m doing fast food it’s Chick-fil-A or Wendy’s. My annual McDonald’s expenditure is somewhere between $0 and $10. It sucks and with recent pricing I’d rather go somewhere else. |
| No it’s red asf |
| anyone fuck with ampx |
| Mission failed, we'll get em next time |
| True my bro nyse |
| Tried QS 8.5c’s for shits and giggles. It shit. \n\nAt least it was only a portion of house money from today’s profit |
| Yall degens expect to have gains when you don't take on more risk by averaging down??? |
| "Our new mRNA vax will only work if you DONT already have a massive penis and hands, so naturally President Trump will not need it" |
| He made like 6k |
| Yes. Their ability to miss deadlines/milestones would make Elon blush. |
| Theramos |
| Buy ASTS leaps and shares |
| Tesla |
| I tried doing an Iron condor but the spreads are weird on that stock. Would have made a fortune. |
| How do we stop curling from showing up at next olympics? |
| nasty work |
| Ok |
| Now wear it over your head and call yourself a douche bag |
| In case if you're wondering how much stock the Street put in that jobs report, they started dumping bonds, then bought them right back up. Same thing happened with the 10-year going back up by day's end. \n\nStop getting baited thinking they actually believe those numbers are good. |
| If Saylor and Cathie Wood had a kid, what would it invest in? |
| Hate Carvana |
| I made $77.91 |
| How much bad news can you handle in one sitting. |
| Low volume.\nCrash tomorrow |
| Rage trade me harder step bro |
| HYPD setting up for massive squeeze |
| 1 more share would have broken the matrix |
| The founders never saw this coming. |
| Why would it go down? It would go up silly |
| I stained my underwear |
| Frameworks of a plan to roll back China tariffs for over a year. The admin is panican |
| Downright vicious, Boeing caught a stray 🤣 |
| I sold $95 HOOD puts the first day it broke below $100 😑 |
| I can’t imagine all these heartbreaking losses of money and potential life doesn’t eventually make it onto Broadway: The Bets of Morons |
| Look up what's a Wyckoff movement is and the distribution part in particular\n\nThen take a good look at SPY/QQQ |
| SNAP is under 5. They are requesting you to give back your share to fulfill stock based comp. |
| def saylor. he did this same shit in 2000 already. king bubble retard. |
| First of all nothing from this admin can be trusted, they’ll cook the numbers every day. 2nd it’s a load of shit lol, all the gains were from healthcare, booming due to all the diseases running rampant now I guess |
| Looks like you timed the top then. Good job brother. |
| I got SPX 1Dte calls 6990 fullport, leveraged to my gramma tits |
| Just garden ...pick out some zinnias and sunflowers start them indoors and when the sprouts emerge buy back into the market. |
| Schrodingers meme |
| Actually true |
| Then I bet you would love to share a shred of that research with how confident you are then... |
| OKLO is down over 60% and it would still be egregiously overvalued if it dropped another 60%. |
| take it from someone who has been following the markets for awhile\n\nthis whole thing is a scam, it always has been. don't even think about valuations or future projections. the only reliable indicators are longer term trends and right now it's not looking good. |
| Show your work. |
| As an Amazonian, don’t. |
| ASTS |
| Nope. They all just went into healthcare. They're all pushing that Fentanyl thing. |
| 🦞 crawfish |
| You didn't know it was going to rip.. if you knew you for sure you'd bet your house on it. you guessed and you guessed right. Congrats. |
| !remindme 1 day |
| enter at 20... sounds like epstein..., |
| So 5k |
| *McDonald's learns about the Demand Curve\n\nFTFY |
| Why? |
| How you holding up at 86$? |
| My balls are super smooth. |
| "fake pump into APP earnings call" ... how many times do I have to tell you guys? |
| Ah, yes. The Great Depression metric of success. |
| They are buying their convertible notes not selling |
| I’m gonna rage trade so hard |
| Trading is just different this year.. can’t catch a break. Been trading over 10 years, something is off in this market lol |
| Are they considering all the temporary strike nurses to be “added jobs”? |
| I'm sitting here @ 186. \nI feel your pain. |
| https://www.moreno.senate.gov/press-releases/new-moreno-bill-would-crack-down-on-outsourcing-fund-american-workers/ |
| The only innovation they are moving towards is subscription models to heat your car seat or activate Apple CarPlay, among other rip off scam shit. How about they innovate their way towards lower prices. |
| 3k on Nebius puts, thoughts?? |
| largely idvo |
| Wby? If it’s flat, I’m holding til next week. Screw it, it’s bound to fall |
| Doubling down on the ASTS dilution dump |
| You mean scalping the opening drop and then slamming QQQ $610 calls when it was $607 - yeah I did that.\n\nOnly bears talk shit because they're getting blown out constantly and have no portfolio value. Meanwhile, bulls in good spirits, cheering people on, happy for others wins. |
| Not SPOT and DDOG |
| I want NBIS to spank CRWV so bad |
| Me too. Fuck. |
| Really? Never heard of this before. I do think the stock is clearly manipulated to shit. Nice when you're on the right side of it. |
| What did you buy exactly to get high dividends |
| Asts dumping to repurchase their convertible notes. Guess im avg up |
| They are salt & pepper of people who need to have been aborted. Remember when Cathie said Roku is the next iPhone. |
| How profitable is the Wendy’s blow job gig and does it offer a 401k match? |
| i got a limit @ 85 let's see! i think that's a good bounce price |
| App cucking both sides |
| ASTS has like 5x more dilution events than satellites in space hahahaha |
| What's the latest pump and dump meme stock? Haven't had that sort of fun for a while. Everyone saving up for closedAI and XAI?? |
| With Chinese EV's hitting Canadian streets soon it's only a matter of time for Ford. |
| the answer is cathie wood |
| 76M shares of SPY traded today to end perfectly flat... |
| Powering America from the boots to the boobies. |
| Diluted |
| FSLY is what I expected HOOD to do 😪 |
| I understand that and I hope you are correct. But this administration has put so much pressure on individuals to maintain their rhetoric and the appearance that the economy is perfect. |
| VRT +25% on earnings today? It's a datacenter adjacent stock too lol. Everyone saying this is looking at companies with way bigger market caps |
| He who controls the jobs controls the universe! |
| Not really. Try 30-50% in real winter. With a heat pump. It won't help at -20 .. -30 celsius anyways. |
| When do we think MSFT is going back to 450? And when will Amazon get their act together? |
| > Except China has money or more aptly enough leverage to keep spending.\n\nChina is broke, and the worst part is, we don't know how broke they are. This being due to Party leadership from local to national fudging the numbers to hit quotas.\n\nI think you're on to something about them spending to undercut existing Western strongholds (transportation, energy, manufacturing, tech, etc) though. The problem I see is the looming population cliff that will likely cut short any long term competitive edge they hope to keep. |
| Lets see how much jerry bought this week |
| SPY 700 tomorrow is not >!not!< a meme 🙌 |
| PolyM has Bondi leaving at 48%. If I did half as horrible things, even my mom wont defend me like she is defending pedos. For that reason, I am betting against her leaving. |
| Your boyfriend is long and hard. |
| They’ve been committing financial reporting fraud for the past few years and the stock is severely overvalued on top of that… |
| They Should have called it the Vlad Card |
| How did they get that generational wealth to begin with though? |
| That’s a good one lol |
| that’s too damn bad |
| Bag7, I'll be fondling some baggage for a few sessions |
| Indeed just sent me a post for $18 an hour for home health care 7 hours a week 7 days a week. The job is in another city. I'd have to drive 30 minutes one way to spend an hour a day getting the patient showered and fed and to the toilet. I would spend that much on gas getting there and back each day. There's a bonus if you make all seven days which makes me think the patient is a nightmare. The cities it's in is really small so hopefully they can find someone that lives there I can just walked to his house but I don't see anyone wanting to go out of their way to do this job. |
| I... I'm just meeting a hooker here. Definitely not to eat. |
| It’s always the ones that give up right before the huge win 😃 |
| Always remember that if you turn the graph upside down it looks worse. Stay positive. |
| Orange will never move on Iran, too afraid of the stock market tanking |
| I was looking at APP |
| anyone who works in tech shouldn’t be allowed to be prescribed testosterone \n\nroided out dorks will be our undoing |
| Shit will really 2x still fml |
| Hard to make money this way. |
| ASTS has by far the sleaziest management of all corporate America, and that includes the likes of QBTS and CVNA... |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Key-Customer-9853 made a bet that MU would go to 416.65 within **1 week** when it was 384.21 and it did, congrats gigabrain.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 0 losses\nYou're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| CNBC is al quaeda. Except Carl Quinanilla. |
| What if they miss estimates? Will the stock 🚀? |
| He goes by Brother Josiah now |
| Robinhood finally took me off their waitlist for the gold card. Must need some shit to pump 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Fuck why did they have to dilute. Guess I’ll buy more |
| Oh pltard |
| Isn't that QUBT? |
| Gotta pay the troll toll |
| Earnings miss? Sell. Earnings beat? Sell. Too much CAPEX? Sell. Too little CAPEX? Sell. Stagnant business? Buy. |
| 60-70 imo. Closer to 60 |
| Op gives us an update. Just got a legit glorious win! |
| *offering investors a chance to go f**k themselves\n\n(i dont actually know, also not an investor) |
| Saylor vs Cathie Wood\n\nWhich one is the retardest of them all? |
| Might consider looking for a job providing or administering healthcare in America during these trying times. |
| Stupid winter olympics instead of money programs on cnbc... who watches that garbage anyways |
| They announced a proposed $1B private offering |
| Lmao |
| Let me tell you my theory. Dems speech writers suck and the focus on all the things a regular citizen with no skin in the game and bo political knowledge would care about. Obama was blessed with charisma 10 and would unite people from both parties. Clinton was similar. They don’t have anyone to do that an national scale. |
| went all in on international dividends a few months ago. up ~20% and getting a ~5% dividend. it’s bananas. money is running from the US. |
| Hitting the ATM after launching literally 1 SAT only (promised 5 btw) |
| Mag 7 stop bleeding please. Thanks |
| Offering |
| They found it, turning around to take passengers. They should rebound i think since they bought splunk and have networking stuff for ai. It'll just take as long as intel to jump |
| NBIS might be the savior or the destroyer of my CRWV shares |
| Cuz they keep diluting tards who buy it |
| Indeed, what fuckers |
| just imagine he was about to go on the greatest streak and make it all back in a month. |
| Almost accidentally nuked Texas in response |
| It’s the ‘UFOs’ all over again lol |
| gold and silver creeping back up slowly to where they were pre-drop. |
| yeah but you see Q2 guidance isn’t 6 trillion so it’s a dead stock |
| I'm tired of this grandpa 😢 |
| Hi Gang, I'm Ken Burns and I'm making a documentary for PBS called losers who missed out on Gamestop but keep showing up. Can I get you all to sign the NDA if you are open to talking: contract here: www.xvideos.com |
| And here’s why this is bad… |
| Took bribes to not prosecute 🥭for his fake university and worked with Acosta to set up the sweetheart deal that let Epstein skate for a decade until the Miami Herald started digging. She's been in the network for decades at this point. |
| Did the sat die already |
| APP Go Go Go |
| You had calls |
| You were sayin...\n\nWill you be using lube this time? \n\nBwahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nSuch sheep...You keep allowing yourself to be raped by this sleaze of a CEO, again and again and again.\n\nThe history is littered with failed and bankrupt satellite companies, ASTS is no different, their entire business model is built on supplying "broadband" to the 67 people in rural Wyoming, good luck holding the bag...\n\nOh, and one more thing\n\nBwahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| BI-CURIOUS BEAR ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 |
| Layoffs are at a 17 year high\n\n\nCompanies would simply not be pushing 5 day RTO mandates and extra harsh performance reviews if the economy was good |
| Never a bad day in the market when you’re short crypto and don’t care where the market goes |
| ASTS -10%\n\nWhy? |
| Honest opinion please, is it better than Wendy’s? I can’t afford tipping sir |
| I'm betting Trump picked that #. |
| I’m thirsty |
| I bought today on the dip and sold after hours on the real dip of the dip. High to low. Bye bye $2k in seconds. |
| The U.S. military shot down what it initially assessed to be a suspicious drone near El Paso, Texas, only to later determine the object was a party balloon, according to multiple reports.\n\nLol |
| Jesus, just lock him out of his account forever! |
| Not a ber overall cuz the 🥭 ain’t gonna let this market go down but they going after us WSBers like it’s the last thing they ever do |
| Call options sir |
| ASTS bagholder here ✋️ starting to think this is an actual scam company 😭 |
| Revision coming |
| Diluted again lmao |
| And today they're launching an expedition to the center of the earth |
| $1 rodeo burgers 😭 RETVRN |
| She made a shitton of money on initial tech run up (like +150% or something). She then had surprisingly shitty results. She bought dips last year again and made a good return |
| If they can survive Shining Stones Apocalypse then MU is nothing lol |
| convertible senior notes |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Offering |
| Hell yeah man |
| Heh; I sold my calls at open. Brrrrrr |
| Bears going extinct on MU puts and you love to see it |
| "This is Biden's economy" tRump, Bessent |
| Where have all the cowboys gone? |
| he absolutely used Chatgpt to write that. |
| market is like oh you are software? i can just write a prompt and have everything you have lol |
| Buy international bro! VXUS up 8-9% this year already, hope Muricans tired of all the winning. |
| I thought they were past random share offerings |
| So does this mean they can afford to put McRibs on the menu year round???? |
| Hey guys how are my ASTS calls for tmrw looking? Haven't checked after hours, just bought them 5 min before closing then logged out of HOOD. |
| Imagine selling puts on ASTS the week it dumps 6% overnight after bouncing off 100 for a month. Oh wait, I don’t need to 💀 |
| #steammy refund wen |
| That's what I was thinking, maybe they are counting every ICE turnover as another job. |
| Damn the space stonk hype didn't last too long all things considered. |
| https://preview.redd.it/fkhgkdmjvxig1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c4eb33bf6ab72df56caf3621a9cdd615b97fd61\n\nSomeone bought that Robinhood spread lmao |
| Bought some 400 AAP shares ah. Watched it tank to 407 down over 50 a share. Got my ass out just now for total profit of 50 bucks. Profit is profit! |
| Financial stocks oversold. They will only make more money |
| I like RKLB better anyway |
| Member this.. I think I was in and out and sold at 40 lol. Might get another chance to enter at 20 lol\n\n [ASTS](https://imgur.com/AKWPhrR) |
| money, am I right? |
| What’s happening with ASTS? |
| Was thrilled to get out of my 2/20 MU calls which were down 80% and make a $2K proft at 306 this morning. Rolled that to CRM 187.5s instead 😐 |
| You aren't fooling anyone. We know you don't have $600,000 invested. If you did, you wouldn't be dumb enough to call this a massive drop. |
| Is this question? |
| Wow |
| It will moon tomorrow |
| If APP doesn't have a big green dildo by tomorrow morning this does not bode well for the market - a highly profitable company with solid beats on revenue, income and forecast - with AI utilization also nowhere near ATH and drops. |
| Love your confidence. |
| Obese Forrest Gump can’t run so he drives 🤣 |
| The money is in the specific knowledge areas. Cant just be a general CS grad, need knowledge of a specific area. Cyber, networks, devops etc etc |
| Ugh I hate taxes on capital gains |
| https://preview.redd.it/j9du1mngvxig1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=889f4aebe304ca5bc76755dc17ac42511189c21e |
| You’re good |
| Holy fuck. The IV for APP was so pretty high. Theta bros will be laughing right as market opens. |
| What makes you say that? All high beta names are getting rekt |
| HOOD did something quite nice today. After the initial drop probably due to fear, it got bought up $4 allowing it to close near the opening bell. It could be forming a bearish descending flag, but it's good to consider this as near term consolidation with potentially more upside if we see a break above $88 |
| Some salty $MU 🏳️🌈🐻’s are downvoting any mention of $MU here \n\n\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/nolanjp made a bet that ASTS would go to 90.0 within **1 week** when it was 104.74 and it did, congrats fucker.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 3 losses\nYou're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| GHEY BEAR ALERT 🚨 GHEY BEAR ALERT 🚨 |
| buttcorn bros bought the dip.\n\nThey're also getting dip dippity dip dip diparoonied. |
| now im more confident about NBIZ position |
| McDicks is always there for you. McDicks will never judge you. McDicks is eternal. |
| Looks like the flight data that were retrieved from that 737 Max. |
| Need sentiment shift then straight through it |
| wbd + u merge into wbu Warner Bros Unity |
| Nah, calls were up 5-600%. |
| ASTS has been overvalued for a while now — not worth more than $70 per share imo |
| Try a laser. |
| Honestly, my best investment return was when my wife’s family’s company sold the business and we got a windfall from her private shares 🙏 \n\nIf I can do it, so can you boys |
| Where’s that stuoopid ber who made that doomer post about SPY tanking today cuz of job numbers lmao\n\nSmh |
| The game will be up by then |
| ...just one more. |
| Fuck |
| Feel you. We never had the Explorer in France but I drove it in the US as a rental and loved that car. And i am usually not into SUVs. We do have the EV Explorer now but it’s the same « size » as the « OG » Explorer in the US : it’s sized like a VW ID4 as they share the same platform, but look incredibly cheap inside. |
| wish with one hand and Throw your phone in an arc with the other |
| https://preview.redd.it/oeefyz8avxig1.png?width=792&format=png&auto=webp&s=3110cf0464e698e5e8083e8e7138b23849fefd87\n\n |
| People here are regarded |
| i imagine if they think interest rates stay high its easier to just fuck the investors now than to have to borrow money at high rates later |
| Land before time is probably why there’s so many assholes. Seeing what happens to Little Foot’s mom, and then ducky irl. Fuckkkk. |
| Post tallow fries won’t do it. Have to go to Steak n Shake instead for the jeep. |
| When wife and I went to Italy she wanted to stop by a McDonald’s to see the regional item and it was like a motzerella balsamic burger and it was like $16. There closest thing to a double cheeseburger or McDouble was like $6 I gagged. Could walk a street over and gen an amazing pizza for $6 idk why anyone would eat at that McDonald’s. (And for what it’s worth the special burger was way better quality than burgers in US but waaaaay over priced) |
| MSFT, META are on fire sale.\n\nTime to buy more. |
| He drank whiskey . . . |
| rklb pls dont follow your brothers steps |
| Well at least I only have 100 shares after selling at 90 and 101 on the run-up (missed the highs after) |
| Oh fuck is that what just happened? Was wondering why it just fell off a cliff |
| AUR is up next. Don’t miss the boat |
| Cathie Wood is truly the dumbest “Investor” of all time. Like an anti-buffet.\n\nI geniunly have no fucking clue how she got to her position or retains it. Must have sucked her way up in the good old days. |
| no guys diluting after missing EPS and revenue last 3 quarters is actually super BOLISH |
| Then why didn’t it go there just now? |
| Back to the 50s where one ounce of silver coins was minumum wage. |
| Didn’t ASTS already dilute a couple months ago. WTF are they doing |
| exists now in the private markets, but when a company like $NOW has given up 5.5 years of gains or $CRM is at pre-pandemic prices it will have an impact eventually in the private markets.\n\nNot as if $CRM or $NOW aren't building agents either. |
| Those bats are bred for one purpose ....Wooarr. Calls on Legolas |
| when people dont act on their last wishes they dont respond anymore |
| Time for my portfolio to go parabolic |
| At this point I’m basically paying $7-8 for a double cheeseburger, medium fries and a medium drink that’s what I usually get and with th free fries it was like $5.50/6, now it’s like $8 for the meal |
| Really hard. I used to grab an off thing here and there but there’s just zero reason to go with what they offer now. |
| What you buy? |
| $490 to like $4k on EQIX :))) |
| It's not, because your base goes up drastically with each share. If you invested $3,100 yesterday, you'd be down a whopping $70. That's not even a days work at Wendy's.\n\n\nLet's make it bigger. Let's say you're down $7,000. Woah, that's a lot! You have $300,000 still sitting there. It's fucking nothing relative to the money you invested. \n\n\nNo matter how big you make the loss by adding more shares, percentages don't give a fuck. That's the cool thing about meth. You can boof it up your ass. |
| U call back margin problem solved |
| Imagine selling your mu calls 🤡 |
| That's a lot of dumpster blowies. |
| 0% unfortunately. Unless BTC skyrockets |
| I’m thinking I wake up early tomorrow. Maybe 5am\n\nGet in my car. And just drive. Maybe 4hrs. Maybe 6\n\nAnd just drive. |
| Thank you for selling. Now my puts will print\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/94jmy7p0vxig1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d3876099c0e45a9ace28ad8356d44c9c51a5a07 |
| It’s fabricated. Rich kid larped as regard. |
| We do love your mom |
| And what percentage of those jobs are unqualified ICE agents? |
| When MU goes down, it will be last nail in the coffins for this sub’s port |
| Sell asts before it goes to 30. |
| If you see people on here saying your stock is on a fire sale "time to buy more" just run away |
| Also stuck holding rddt bags…. This morning reverse got me good |
| Girls don’t care about your smile if you’re poor and in debt. Sugar daddy’s out number sugar mammas like 1000:1 |
| Dilution: [$ASTS](https://x.com/search?q=%24ASTS&src=cashtag_click) AST SpaceMobile announces $1.0B convertible senior notes offering \n \nAST SpaceMobile announced its intent to offer, subject to market conditions and other factors, $1.0B aggregate principal amount of convertible senior notes due 2036 in a private offering to persons reasonably believed to be qualified institutional buyers pursuant to Rule 144A under the Securities Act of 1933, as amended. AST SpaceMobile intends to use the net proceeds from the Notes Offering for general corporate purposes, including without limitation, accelerating the deployment of our controlled spectrum bands on a global basis, monetizing the capabilities of our proprietary technology to capture the evolving commercial opportunities related to artificial intelligence, enhancing investment in government space opportunities in the U.S., reducing higher interest debt, and pursuing opportunistic investments to accelerate our SpaceMobile Service and capabilities. |
| Mu will hit 500+ by end of week. That news and the confirmation by the management just solidified it. |
| Yes. Algos and large institutions exiting (higher volume in the am) and then prop it back up a bit in the pm through lower volume. Was down more than 10% at some point today and no apparent news. Big downwards move incoming next week when CVNA reports either restated earnings, misses the 10k submission or their auditors quit… |
| Why bury the lead? 2025 jobs numbers are terrible. |
| ASTS can't stop, won't stop (diluting their shareholders) \n\n*But Bruh, they said they got $3 billion, they won't need more money for years* |
| !banbet |
| Cathie Woods buying the crypto dip hard |
| What’s an acceptable BTFD price for ASTS? Tempted to ape in here after a 10% drop but would like it even more if I can buy tomorrow at sub $80 |
| Makes no sense. Trash food (have you seen the size of a Big Mac patty not to mention the taste??), the fries are crap since they moved away from beef tallow years ago, and the prices are insane. I thought the Big Mac extra value meal 25 years ago was overpriced at $2.99 it's now over $10. Hilarious. The Big Mac then was not worth more than a dollar to me now it's not more than $2. A large Coke is worth 30 cents large fries $0.50. so a Big Mac extra value meal is worth no more than $2.80 to me. And that's if I want to eat crappy food that day. Pass.\nWho are the idiots with the palates of muskrats who still frequent this place, I ask you G-d?\n\nEdit: the last time I ate a Big Mac was about 4 yrs ago. I got 36 Big Macs for free over the course of a few months. My local MCDs was giving a free Big Mac every time a local university's male or female basketball team won. While I participated, they won 12 times. I used my 3 phones to 3X it. I was disgusted by the burger half way through but persisted due to the freeness. Badda ba da da, I'm losing it🎵🎶 |
| Another dogshit company scalping shareholders. What else is new? |
| you got diluted |
| tqqq printed for me |
| The Pentagon is bailing out the coal industry lol they’re going to make them buy coal power and bits of coal. Every soldier is getting coal for Christmas |
| little private kid rock concert on epstein island oughta set em straight |
| Down 52 percent no other choice but too hold. Going to average down after earnings |
| Marry a trump. Get out of the game and inside the royal court. |
| The Detroit car makers are also heavily subsidised, historically. Hell, the US gov't basically planned out a century of public infrastructure to grow the market for the Big 3's products. |
| Wow |
| Bag holding RKLB and ASTS\n\nI’m just sticking to tech and SP500 |
| Based on “trust me bro” |
| Yeah, I don't believe anything this administration says. |
| the year is 2035 everyone uses sat communications but by this time the stock is so diluted they would have to sell service to other planets to make enough revenue for the stock to make sense |
| I had it on good authority bears were fucked today. Weird, seems we're not and it's just flat like usual. |
| Ouch asts lol luckily I don't have calls |
| GUH |
| Are we at the bottom of the dip yet? |
| Haven’t been back since they took the qtr pounder, medium fry, and drink for $5 dollars deal off the app. It’s not about the money, I just refuse to pay $8 for the same meal. |
| I almost bought ASTS puts too\nDamn |
| Damn why you gotta hit us in the feels like that. |
| chances of hood $100 by EOW |
| FLASH SALE ON ASTS |
| Stonks go brrrrr |
| It's over $13 in new england |
| Can I take your order?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/o4bs3tnquxig1.png?width=850&format=png&auto=webp&s=dff00e83ae76a71040715610435bee22070b84c7 |
| Margins are calling. Answer or Hang up ? |
| Yeah, I’m gonna be shorting you |
| 🥭 violently shitting himself again |
| It’s like my portfolio is stuck in no man’s land. |
| problem about margin and the company lost their "love" from investor since the last earning. But maybe long term vision. |
| Big ass offering |
| Right now Melania is flushing trump down the toilet one chunk at a time. |
| capex is not coming down lol |
| Post trade of you buying tomorrow or ban, retard |
| Ok fine I'll let to catch the falling ASTS knife but only with shares |
| I just want to go back to making $10 an hour but it was also 10 McDoubles |
| Currently selecting his next suite of 0dte calls |
| Genuinely my bad, I had a version of the post with my exact positions and I guess I copied the old one instead accidentalñy |
| -ad nauseam |
| Wrong |
| dang |
| I’m lowkey tweaking. I was gonna full port into MU calls yesterday but gayass Schwab didn’t fill so I pussied out. I could’ve made so much. Fuck Schwab stupid cunt.\n\nI could’ve double my money. Fuck fuck fuck |
| Fucking bullshit. You are retarded. |
| people spooked by the issue 100-yr bond |
| Which of you 🏳️🌈🐻’s bought puts on $MU?? |
| App green now |
| Here’s the rationale: \n\n• AI reaching its theoretical potential will essentially mean the end of SaaS \n• AI not reaching its theoretical potential will mean trillions of capex was set on fire for nothing \n\nSo if AI works software loses. If AI doesn’t work hyperscalers lose. Either way we’re fucked |
| Recovery maybe? |
| Its not worth it. Remember you can always get a job at wendys! |
| Why is asts dropping so fast? I'm never lucky with this stock, I'll watch from the sidelines while it pumps relentlessly and everyone recommends getting in. When I finally do, it just drops. |
| 🎶The CSCO kid was a friend of mine…🎶 |
| Majority of my port is asts and not mu bc im a 🤡 |
| Midwest, MCOL. If that cost $10 I’d never go there but it’s my go to order. Rare to get under $5 these days and I don’t care about drinks |
| Google how much money is dumped into 401ks by the majority who look at the stock market like once every 3 years. |
| Xanax. |
| Wdym? It goes up everyday then drops? |
| Kids outta college are hardly getting jobs they dont care about question marks |
| Post your short please. |
| thank you for not using chatgpt to write this. Ill tail soley because of that |
| Dilution machine Asts LMAO |
| Bears are vile trash eating beasts |
| Coordinated WSB liquidation month 🤣 🤡 |
| Suuuure they did <wink> |
| MU calls>> |
| Asts dropping like my will to live |
| App green |
| Applovin posts 1B net income with 80% margin and market is still unsure what to do with it lol. |
| But we’re overdue this decade for another one |
| This guy gets it. I’m with you bro -leaps and shares. NBIS is just getting started. NBIS will create Generational wealth. |
| investing subs when dilution: “f-flash sale! thank you master!” 😬😬\n\n#LMAO |
| I’m tired of picking shitty stocks |
| It did terribly because everyone is uneducated about EVs. The public, and especially the dealers. \n\nThey should have had the dealer part figured out. That's just pathetic. |
| Sorry ASTS just needs to rob you of your money real quick so they can have more. No hard feelings powerless peasants. Gonna do a heckin space or whatever. |
| Nothing like listening to Curling, who tf is listing to Curling? |
| GOOGLE SLAMMING MY NUTS AGAINST THE CAR DOOR |
| Regardless of how much I like her I can't make her chase me\n\nBecause she's a cat |
| https://preview.redd.it/bncl76gfuxig1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4f050dcf253744831621a1b3980351814372b60\n\nA lot of regards will lose a lot of money |
| dont recommend, feel like historically csco stays down |
| Sorry lol edited |
| I’m surprised that you can speak English. I had no idea monkeys could talk, let alone type!!! |
| ASTGUH |
| More debt which might translate to potential share dilution in the foreseeable future |
| i had no idea 11 minutes ago this would happen lol |
| But FOMO |
| Space stocks\n\nMeet \n\nWeed Stocks\n\n\n🤣 🤝 🤡 |
| MUU > MU |
| Why so short dated?? |
| Where do you get that for $4.50? Thatd be over $10 where I am.\n\nI just out 2 double cheese and 1 medium fry into my cart and it's over $13. \n\n4.29 for each double cheeseburger, $3.99 per medium fry. Not including sales tax. |
| This market is shit for growth. I don't know if we are going into a recession or not, but earnings beats are getting absolutely destroyed this quarter. APP took it in the dumper tonight, NBIS tomorrow. Keep em running. |
| Hahahaha ASTS misses every deadline and keeps diluting it's shareholders. This company is such a joke! |
| You'd have to be stupid not to realize there will be many large dips for you to buy in the near future. |
| ASTS investors diluted again keep giving them more though lmao |
| Bro - NSFW please WTF |
| I prefer alternative facts. |
| Isn't that already priced in? I mean the stock is up 60% since they gave that guidance. |
| You fuk now too 🥲 |
| $1b dilution \n\nhttps://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20260211283238/en/AST-SpaceMobile-Announces-Proposed-Private-Offering-of-%241.0-Billion-of-Convertible-Senior-Notes-Due-2036 |
| Lereddit still betting against this is crazy |
| Follow the Penguin |
| Merci beaucoup |
| How is hubs down 5% with that er and 1b share buy back crazy times |
| Don’t b a platypus |
| jeffrey epstein's fedex account was continued to be used after his death by a senior israeli military officer per an independent investigation. |
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| Lmao |
| So when is money going to rotate out of semis when capex finally comes down? |
| bro is gonna move from -80% to -60% |
| It's just what I do |
| To early |
| I owned an electric Focus. The fact you don't know it existed is funny. \n\nFord did what the other big companies did and limp wristed the EV effort. The focus EV range was trash, the Mach E charging and quality was garbage, the truck is not an EV platform but a redone regular f150 etc. Dodge did the same BS and same with GM. Instead of developing actual EVs, they keep trying to use Ice platforms covered to EV. \n\nUntil they design an actual EV platform, and overcome dealer issues, they'll continue to drown. |
| diluted again |
| Because Warren Buffets generation doesn’t know what software is let alone AI |
| !RemindMe 30 days |
| Aka flash sale |
| Because AI needs to be tooled and integrated to work with the current workflow.\n\nIt’s happening, but it doesn’t happen right away |
| 🦘 Kangaroo gang:\n\n>The game is too easy. I have everything I want, yet I am as empty as a WSB bank account...\n\nNSFW: https://i.ibb.co/Zz9xwH2p/thetagang-game-is-too-easy-Copy.png |
| Yeah it’s not worth going to anymore now that there’s no deal for free fries with any size drink purchase |
| I sure wish Google would use lube next time. |
| If Google goes up 20% I’m a millionaire again |
| IF we are living in a 1980s murder mystery which I believe we are...Trump just died during sex with Miller. And they can't figure out how to dispose of the body. |
| Idk how nobody accounts for this 😭 |
| are they? recent reports NOW and TEAM reported some mediocre results. they're still oversold but some kind of drop is justified. |
| diluted again |
| genuinely that should be a service, people like op can post their trades and you can copy the inverse in real time |
| inflation report tomorrow... |
| Announced a $1B private offering |
| What’s funny is I’ve been saying that they’re really a $20 stock and now they’ve got to this point I still don’t want to touch them |
| If you see a headline this the stock is probably down |
| Fsly, I dont hate money after all. Almost back to even on the day. |
| What the fuck that supposed to mean ? |
| Dayummmm pumped em yesterday to dump em lmao |
| This is a very regarded take. All those stocks are bitcoin miners who transitioned into AI workloads. I would only put my money on APLD, but NBIS would definitely be my first choice then APLD. Debtweave is a disaster. |
| That wasn't the microplastics, it was the Tylenol. |
| What makes SPY drop tomorrow below 680? And theoretically can I pay for that to happen with ass pics? |
| Why is ASTS down so much after hours? |
| Based on what? You don't think that they would use their massive amounts of consumer & forecasting data to run the numbers and calculate their demand/pricing curves for their models? \n\nUnless you're just assuming that they are ignoring that (which IDK why you would), & are just blindly presuming, I want to know why you think that selling the same model, for less money, would be more profitable to them? \n\n \nOr are you suggesting that they simply should not try to maximize their profitability? If that's the case, I find that odd given the sub we're on, & the discussion you're responding to. |
| it isn't wrong. AI application companies are software companies. |
| Idk 2 double cheese and medium fry for $4.50 is pretty damn good in 2026. Makes it hard to go anywhere else for me |
| Not sure who needs to hear this, but you look silly turning on the windshield wipers when it's barely raining |
| I bought GOOGL because I must hate money |
| **ASTS CUCKOLDS DILUTED AGAIN LMAO** |
| Crazy how some hillbilly who drives bulldozers and excavators all day prolly though buying cat stock is cool and rad and then made a fortune |
| End the fed |
| Do they even teach kids what question marks are anymore? |
| I almost "salvaged" a 75% loss on my MU calls yesterday, got called into a meeting and didn't, and now they're my most in profit position |
| https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20260211283238/en/AST-SpaceMobile-Announces-Proposed-Private-Offering-of-%241.0-Billion-of-Convertible-Senior-Notes-Due-2036\n\n1 BILLION dollars \n\n*Doctor evil pinky* |
| Nothing makes sense atm \n\nAi companies are still beaten up since October too \n\nClown market not acting rationally in any way shape or form |
| Imagine getting your domestic flight shot down from a hacked drone laser |
| What a distinguished individual. |
| Fertilizer gang coming out of the woodwork. MOS, NTR and SQM where you at? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/war5515 made a bet that SPY would go to 670.0 within **1 day** when it was 692.58 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 19 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| When are yall gonna learn a stocks price action is forward looking lol |
| i'M TH E GUY?! |
| $1000 in calls before earnings. Might be worth 2-3k now. That size move was priced in one way or the other. |
| Hey MU 🐻, the CFO just said \n\n“We guided 68% last quarter, and we indicated today that our financial outlook has improved since the guidance”\n\nHow fuk r u putzz? 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 |
| spoiler alert: they, in fact, did not |
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| $5 so it technically is |
| !banbet MU 7% 7D |
| they haven’t announced space data centers \n\nlow energy |
| Something about bonds idk |
| How could you trust me I don't even trust myself |
| APP post earnings range is 400-495, an almost 25% swing. But options buyers can’t act and are going to get theta cucked |
| Risk off environment from what I see. |
| Not that I actually try to understand how some people think, but I’ll truly never be able to understand how so many people were convinced, that the previous administration ran a bad economy, but whatever. Truly a whole other level of regardedness. |
| Does he know you lost his college savings on 0dte yet |
| If software is dead because AI can just replace it then why are software companies earnings so good? |
| Jesus took the wheel |
| might buy my Lambo with MU |
| Umm what just happened to ASTS? |
| Don't think they're remotely in the same boat considering Microsoft is down ytd |
| I mean…. yeah. |
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| The OP I really want an update is the guy who posted something like "I lost everything and now I feel hopeless" from a few weeks ago.\n\nThe top comment was someone posting a screenshot of OPs previous post from the week prior, saying something along the lines of: "Fuck these people, they won't let me invest. They say it's because they're concerned for me. They care more about me losing money than I do."\n\nBasically crying that they wont let him YOLO his money and then he loses it all and cries like a little bitch. I'm not salty that I'm poor and only have a $1k portfolio, but watching people yeet generational wealth into the abyss makes me hope that those people get to meet Darwain if you catch my drift. |
| How do you guys get this information lol |
| I closed out half my calls at close like a little bitch but still have some chilling |
| I’ll subscribe to your discord |
| GOOGL 10% off ath for what exactly |
| She signed the contract with Big Evil. That requires the soul as collateral. |
| Lots of you don’t buy the dip and it shows |
| Pretty sure OP is in a better world rn. |
| Saving rent and at least you’re honest. |
| gna be pretty important for u to understand why this is wrong lol |
| Yeah? |
| Yup yup had a small position |
| Damn APP is soft |
| Guh |
| Eyes on the crashing margins going to memory manufacturers |
| Even if he booked the calls he could have gotten IV crushed |
| Glad I only used a small portion of my profits today. Why would I think QS goes up |
| Looks like it’s reversing |
| What happened to ASTS |
| MU higher now |
| "We've added 130k new jobs!"\n\n"Why's the number now 730k lower?"\n\n"Um ... revisions." |
| I feel horrible for both of them in that case |
| Old whites still selling stocks after Bad Bunny Half Time Show. |
| lying everyday will do that you |
| CSCO calls ? |
| Anytime I touch a stock it drops 10 percent the same week |
| I guess puts ans calls both fucked for APP lmaoo |
| MU 🐻, MURICA hates you 🇺🇸 |
| Oh I’m working on it. \n\nAnyone that’s actually enlightened knows that it takes time to build real wealth. |
| ASTS Announces Proposed Private Offering of $1.0 Billion of Convertible Senior Notes Due 2036. Stock is down 6% after-hours |
| NAH |
| I have a 105 day wait for warranty work on my f150. Financials are not the only issue at Ford. |
| Thanks Jeff, I’ll let the shareholders know |
| If they had real dollar menu items or 2 cheese urger value meals under $10 I'd eat there often. They might even get over $200 from me a year. \n\nBecause they're so expensive now. I spend less than $10 a year there now. |
| took my third flaming shit for the day...starting to feel a bit better |
| Include that then, if its a position you have had forever or already posted about then like i said repost when you start the position you are talking about |
| We're no better than a bunch of wine moms sitting around and looking at each other's horoscopes. |
| I don’t want to drive to my local casino |
| Trust me \n\nIt will \n\n38k is floor |
| Been living in my mom’s basement. |
| Nah |
| Oh ya, then it should party tomorrow. |
| These will print. Champion. |
| Inverse WSB always works, for the most part\n\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/d1bZm5NvbX |
| Well I got 20 nuggets for $3.60 so that's a win |
| Finally |
| Haha you guys are funny. Corn could go to $5 for years and Saylor wouldn’t be liquidated. |
| He might be back |
| I’ll believe it when I see it |
| If you don't eat any food, nothing comes out the back end anymore. Also more money for casino. |
| Basically every US automaker because they + oil lobbyists convinced the general public that huge ICE trucks and SUVs are sustainable long term. |
| WOW ASTS. Very nice. |
| Why, now it will go up. |
| I was going to do the same and then they gave me a 3 day ban so I dumped that shi. Fuckem |
| It's a wonder how someone as enlightened as you can't achieve such a simple task |
| If Gold goes up 20% tomorrow, I’m a millionaire |
| Might half port ASTS ~30DTE calls if ASTS keeps dumping |
| Buffet hasn’t been investing for a while..where you been? |
| I don't know if this will end well |
| God damn it |
| "It will" is always rich. You're probably a billionaire already with that crystal ball |
| I would bet someone is cooking the books on these numbers. |
| I spent over 3 months looking for a Lightning. Finally got one used, a 2022 with 34k miles, still under warranty until the end of this month.\n\nNo help from Ford dealers. I had to get mine from a trade in at a different dealer.\n\nFord really screwed the pooch with their dealer "preparedness". \n\nIt also needs help with the software (mainly fit and finish/features), but that's something they can fix OTA. \n\nEverything else about it is great. It's just an EV F150. \n\nWith a massive frunk. \n\nMy costs went from $0.30/mile to $0.08/mile. \n\nI drove the Chevy truck EV. \n\nThe Lightning is put together much nicer. And all the F150 accessories fit.\n\nI don't think they cancel it if there wasn't an fire at the aluminum factory.\n\nThey were losing $37k per truck from what I've read. If you have limited aluminum, that's not where you put it. |
| Whats going on with ASTS now :/ |
| i hope it does i have 2wte puts on ibit |
| Let's game out the Microstrategy meltdown...Trump lets pale curly out of brooklyn yard to unwind it...the Saudis step in...Saylor ends up getting rich...he then buys Staples and makes that into Strategy2.0 |
| Its at least a 90% chance that it's the latter... because at least 90% of the people here are retarded |
| I figured the several hundred thousand I have in GOOG is enough? |
| People are sick of AI and hearing about it every 10 seconds. Give it a little bit and their tik tok brains will forget everything and the gravy train will keep on rolling. They'll announce some new shit to hype up. I hope. I cope. |
| You expect more value per token and more revenue across the value chain, mostly going to data centers?that has to come from higher price per token then, no? But every LLM pricing metric is trending towards cheaper and cheaper queries, more and more efficient inference. |
| She is. 🫵🤡 |
| ASTS? |
| Any suggestions on how to clean my anoos. Tried to shave it so tp particles don't get stuck when I wipe but that just makes it itchy. |
| MU looks so cute if you type it like Mu 🥰 |
| "AI agents" is literally software. there is no reason that any company building "agents" should have a higher multiple than legit software companies with durable revenue. Unfortunately algorithms and finance people don't understand that. |
| im good wbu? |
| In my experience, *click* and *boing* are the two options. |
| Missed the boat on TSM 😭 |
| I bought MU puts because fuck it |
| Why? |
| Why are you guys trading SPY? Trade SPX it’s way better IMO. You get slippage with SPY, it’s “connected” to SPX but I started with SPY and I much prefer SPX… good luck gents. |
| Ford has been shit for a long time. They pumped out faulty escapes with engines failing at 30k miles and transmissions failing at 50k miles for damn near a decade.\n\nThey deserve to fail. |
| What crazy shit did Pam Bondi do to earn the role of Pedo Protector? |
| nah |
| Short . Next! |
| Remember Project Genesis 🤣 😂 |
| if |
| today i outperformed the market. tomorrow, well, tomorrow is another day |
| Ok, so we know the glp-1 sucks as a shot . Lets go make it in a pill form and get morons to take it . Comical. I wonder why the stock is down 40% in a year . So Id say that does suck ! |
| APP tryna close green |
| 1000% with you, app deals fell off |
| The fact this is downvoted says you’re right lmao |
| based |
| fucking magnets how do they work |
| aehr is next lol |
| Breaking news: Warren Buffett has taken a position in HOOD. If I had one wish…… |
| If Nvda was so confident about the future why aren't they buying up low hangers like Lyft and starting a robot transit army? |
| Holding until I’m up again or I rather have nothing honestly |
| Waiting to get into the Aurora earnings call and they are playing Sprocket's greatest hit |
| What happened to U? |
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| Pam bondi looks old as balls |
| Yes it’s textbook pre crash |
| NBIS going parabolic on open |
| stop buying no volume garbage options |
| It didnt print |
| Eveything beat even with guidance, don’t know how that’s not good enough for the stoc to go up |
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| Okay, the $14,000 I was down today was nothing |
| I only invest in cs2 foreskins. Up big. |
| Guidance was good! |
| Cvx |
| Haahahha this comment made my day , thank you kind regard |
| he is probably touching himself right now |
| LOL! |
| It will |
| They are completely out of touch about what the average customer wants. |
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| I was bullish before this post. Fuckkkk my calls |
| Calls on LLY |
| If you like NVDA, you’ll love TSM 🥰 |
| Not funny and abusive to all your relationships.\nYou need help, and you might need psychiatric assesment if you think it's funny in the slightest. |
| This sorta happened in 2000 when people were moving from dotcom, into more traditional tech, and finally into value. Broad indices didn't really crash until late in the year, but this rotation was going on all year and I believe the SPX didn't hit its high until September.\n\nCheck out what oil companies have been doing with crude trading within like an $8 range. Crazy stuff, own XOM and really feeling like lightening up on it. |
| It is already elite food in third world countries, the US will follow soon. |
| If app goes to .07c by morning Robinhood says I’ll make $400k |
| what did you buy ?\n\n |
| Big fan of the stock, but market hates growth right now. Today was brutal, and I don't see NBIS being the stock that flips the trend. |
| $56 tomorrow |
| The latest image post in the vegan burga bagholders sub made me laugh so hard that I almost came. An unprecedented singularity of pure retardium and cope. If you ever need to feel better about the financial decisions you've made in life look no further |
| He told me he bought calls at open lmao |
| I wouldn’t be surprised. They suck SO BADLY as a company. Shitty fills, not being able to sell, etc. 50 it is! |
| She says ur gey |
| I collected 4 McDonald's Land Tins...I put in the time...so When I SAY FUCK MCdondalds I mean it. |
| Beat/Beat... not sure about guidance but my guess is that it wasn't raised enough? |
| Fun fact: physicists still don't know exactly how curling works. The stone should by all means curl in the opposite direction of its spin. Instead it curls into that direction. \n\n\n\n\nThere have been some theories tossed around about extra friction created by micro-cracks created by the stone in motion, but those theories have been recently disproven. \n\n\n\n\nSo you're betting on a sport where the data doesn't even seem to work in our current model of the physical universe. Good luck! |
| Going long RDDT. AMA. |
| I had jury duty today and missed out on most of the action but still gained +.31% so that's cool. |
| If it goes under 45 I'm buying that bitch |
| I forgot to scalp my daily TSLA calls today lmao |
| Yes |
| fake APP pump into earnings call in 9 minutes ... puts will still print |
| Might buy tbh |
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| Ghey |
| Cisco earnings calls will be delayed. \n\nYou will be on hold listening to their legendary hold music. |
| What’s the news? |
| Far from penny stock tbh |
| I think the “AI Bubble” in 2026/27 will make 2024/25 look like a coughing baby |
| Believe me I wish I could. \n\nI’d love nothing more than to avail myself of your stupidity. |
| I feel like a lot of y’all must not have watched *Brave Little Toaster* or *Land Before Time* as kids otherwise there wouldn’t be so many assholes walking around |
| i think we need to head back to 90 before we go back to 110+ |
| 4 people have to make sure you aren't a straight white guy |
| Yeah no |
| next quarter pounder... |
| App will open green tomorrow with that news. |
| My dad raised a bag7 retard 🫡 |
| I don't trust anyone who won't mow down a double cheeseburger every now and again y'know? |
| Those puts wouldn't print without me buying calls. \nYou're welcome. |
| dan nathan was pumping it the past month which was odd |
| If you own more than 1 share it’s a lot. |
| Don’t ever let anyone say you can’t make it in trading. Made over $70 today |
| Why don't you let the group think people keep thinking in group and you go off by yourself somewhere remote |
| Asts really gave back all its gains huh |
| CSCO calls tomorrow? |
| Bitcorn |
| They are planning to build AI ready compute (hence the insane capex), just like META, but their current compute stack is not optimized for AI workloads at all, and from what I’ve read cannot be converted.\n\nBut am def monitoring AMZN |
| I’m doing my part! |
| Why is it that you think market makers do? |
| Me too |
| These fuckin bags holding reddit at 240 are fucking heavy dammit but I anit gonna let go!!! |
| How about repost this when you actually start building the position (and include a picture of it even if you start building it.\n\nNoone wants to see someone yap and then be like “i don’t actually have a position yet” |
| RIG insane after hours volume\n\ni stopped rolling my calls when this stock hit 4 now its going to 10 |
| Yup, the second most important stock in the Dow... makes tractors |
| Hogfish..... |
| Checked my spam folder a couple of weeks ago and yahoo had sent a denial of a job application on the 1st of fucking January. Fucking cunts. |
| Yeah cheers bud |
| "the children are fine just buy QQQ calls and stfu" - AG Bondi |
| This did not age well |
| It's not about mooning or not, it's about stocks moving 10% like they are a meme coin one day and moving another 10% the day after in the opposite direction |
| You’ll be fine |
| My utility company has a rebate for home chargers that made it cost only $100 out of pocket. Don't need to worry about slow charging if I just charge at home overnight. |
| oh man this is giving me anxiety, i was one of the senior in high school morons telling their dad to buy csco at the 80 levels |
| I worked for Ford, let me tell you I'm happy they are losing money. The amount of problems their product has right out the gate is staggering. Cheap parts being sold for thousands of dollars, no customer service, and they are always ready to go to litigation because they know a common man won't be able to afford a lawyer for a lengthy consumer court case. F@&k Ford. |
| Bitcoin bottom is 38k\n\nSaylor AND Lee are FUCKED |
| Imma sell all and full port into dogecoin since all I can do is lose money |
| I did a diagonal bear spread, so long as it stays under 450 should be okay... |
| I mean it’s gotta be calls right |
| Where are the positions, though? |
| I promise I won't be touching myself anymore, just give me BTC 60k tomorrow 🙏 |
| People are just obligated to say they hate McDonald’s. But we all hit em up. |
| dropped my phone on the bathroom floor, getting a new one |
| Fuck this I’m betting on curling |
| thesis?\n\n \nEDIT: Oh you are just saying stuff after it already moved which anyone can do. |
| Bots trade way too fast in AH\n\nCan't panic sell on time on bad earnings |
| Damn I bought the wrong sysco |