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| O man! |
| That was good lol |
| Lmao delusional Ameregard cope |
| Whenever everyone is all thinking the same thing, the market does the opposite |
| They must not know about the tweet about how high oil prices are good for the US. Someone send it to them. |
| Ber mog Bul all day. No competition. Mog |
| Well, the war first got very complete, pretty much. Then the winding down phase. Next is ground invasion. |
| Bullshit. This is their golden ticket to raise seat costs knowing air travel is at an all time high and not slowing down; the unions will see the income and immediately demand more pay. Oil can go back to $60 a barrel, nothing will change |
| I put my bitcoin between your mom’s solanas and xrp’d all over her ethereum |
| This is an excuse to raise prices. |
| WTI is stuck between 90-100, oil infrastructure strikes should continue to slowly decline by all parties to the conflict as Iran’s long range strike capacities continue to be attrited. \n\nThere would have to be a catastrophic, low likelihood black swan event to get WTI above 150. |
| Honestly for the sake of the world they really should send the people of Wallstreetbets to Kharg island first |
| With sedums like yours, you should have no issues! |
| Mangoman couldn't have lied??! No possible! The living icon of integrity? |
| Lol |
| #i ordered the poo poo platter, this is NOT the poo poo platter 😤 |
| OPEN THE GAUCHINO |
| If you really believe 🥭 the war will end this week its a 100 bagger to bet on a ceasefire through polymarket |
| It’s so terrible in California. The food is too good, the weather is incredible, the people are too attractive, it has the best companies, and the national parks are too nice.\n\nI hate it here 😡 \n |
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| Full port SPY shorts? No doubt there will be some rally days, but SPY has been downtrending AND crossed (and closed!) below the SMA 200. It's so over. |
| Iran so hard to invade, Israel’s first and only plan was to nuke them LMAO WHAT A MESS WERE IN |
| Republicans will be big loser in 2026 mid-terms. They will be lucky to keep even 175 sats. |
| btw trident Watermelon gum is like the best thing ever, you should go buy some |
| DUHH!! WHAT AM I THINKING!!! He stayed in power last time of course! |
| Why is Dimona Israel the city with the nuclear power plant getting slammed by missiles rn if according to 🥭 Iran’s missiles are depleted degraded and completely destroyed |
| Only go to gas stations for my weekly sleeve of Zyns |
| they will adapt prices accordingly in advance. |
| I understand why mini New Jersey of the Middle East wanted to nuke, they knew this ish was gonna be messy lmaooo, tell me you dont have proper plans against Iran. IRAN WAS SO HARD TO TAKE OVER, ISRAEL SAID LETS NUKE THEM, let that sink in about how bad it is. |
| Just charged my Tesla in my garage |
| This is just a ticket price hike tactic |
| Have they tried saying thank you? |
| I am. Thank you for recognition sir. Mondays and Fridays are my favorite. |
| That's not how this works. |
| The options costs $6.00 rn |
| whys that? |
| And you trust Trump in telling the truth? |
| Not a chance |
| Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| I think it was at 200% approval! Wild! |
| Sounds awful. Ive had a few times where i left my puts button on and switched stocks and made a purchase not realizing i bought puts. Down big immediately i was so mad at myself |
| good for the calf muscles as well |
| Thank you for your service Patriot!…. Not 🤡 |
| Whoever says the oil won’t affect the economy is extremely delusional. Puts all day |
| Last words a good friend of mine said to me before cancer took him. He added “ you have to look out for yourself” |
| And their wagyu 🔥 |
| Impossible to say without feet pics |
| ? no |
| Their sashimi is pretty decent |
| Glad I booked my tickets for this year’s 3-month dive trip to SE Asia last month… ticket prices go brrrrrrrrrrr |
| If you wanna work on your 🍑 get on the treadmill and power walk on high inclines |
| I see two headlines \n\n\nTrump considering winding down Iran war \n\n\nMarines prep for ground invasion |
| good evening i bring to you devastating news if you're positioned bullish:\n\nYemen's Houthi rebels may join the war against Israel and the US as soon as Monday following pressure from Iran and Hezbollah, according to security sources - Kann News |
| liar |
| fact n fact |
| Yeah, we all are. Welcome to America's middle class |
| For sure bro, because the US has an amazing track record of fighting and defeating middle eastern militia factions. Definitely won't be difficult or drawn out leaving the region more destabilized. |
| bottom is in lads |
| definitely all of the above |
| Imagine living in California and you’re forced to rebuild your home after a wildfire with mud Lmfaoooo |
| I'll vote for him again he's doing a good job tbh |
| Jpow sent me a message, "bull is kill" |
| Crazy how often this happens. First one is always free. |
| Geopolitical smut is here |
| 🧐 |
| X is full of bitter and hateful copers |
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| Actually CNN has a poll yesterday he was at 💯 and that's never happened in history but don't take my work look it up |
| thats just flat from the 530 friday rally |
| It's a doggy dog world out there |
| Let's see here ... US is asking Europe to help pry open the straits ... Iran asking BRICS nations to help it resist or stop the US led attacks\n\ndefinitely no evidence we're in a world war tho |
| No 😂 |
| Bots 🤖 probably |
| I don't think you appreciate how accomplished this mission is. |
| delete ts bro |
| People are stupid? They think that if US gave up now then Strait of Hormuzis becomes open? It remains closed no matter what. War or no war = Strait of Hormuzis remains closed = oil price goes up. |
| Correct |
| Orange bro desperate for a win lmao polls must be negative as fuck for him to TACO yesterday |
| Congrats though on your biggest gain |
| Wait what |
| weekend dow up 0.7%\n\nbear in shambles |
| I’ve seen 🌈 porn less 🌈 than this market |
| Bibi locked his eyes with him, approached and made a primeval grunt. He extended his right hand with fingers outstretched, and squeezed as he reached his target. Mango screamed as Bibi's fingers clenched around his balls. Bibi took his left hand, grasped his head, and whispered into his ear, "Quiet piggy," as warm light sweet crude gushed into mango's throat. |
| I mean some of us keep gambling only accounts. That way I don't fuck myself by selling my retirement for this shit. |
| Nothing. Just went to bed in pain on Thursday and am in increasing pain ever since. I suspect I either need an extraction or root canal. :S |
| Yeah they'll be "obliterated" like🥭 obliterated Iran nuclear capability last June. |
| Higher chance at circuit breaker |
| no ass bc skinny or bc linebacker cylinder body |
| 🤣🤣 |
| They sent me a work email this week to try copilot. I messaged my coworker and asked if he used it. He saw that email too and deleted it thinking it was spam 😂 |
| This thread:\n\nBul fuk on Monday\n\nBer fuk on Monday\n\nBul fuk on Monday\n\nBer fuk on Monday\n\nProbably gonna be flat to fuck everyone. |
| microslop |
| #who this? |
| $350 soon |
| Once you go mac you wont go back |
| = $157k USD |
| JPow gets paid to be humanity’s god emperor \n\nThe market gets paid to make stupid bets |
| their is no bear case. gold bears are fucked |
| Next week\nGrandkids "Grandpa was it fun working at Wendy's?" |
| Monday |
| https://preview.redd.it/cop4md2b7gqg1.png?width=5062&format=png&auto=webp&s=00fbf7e6403546abd90b8455c7b6c22af649ed68\n\nHope this helps. Surface, Structure, Skew. |
| It’s only a propfirm. |
| We will not have a green day the rest of the year |
| I enjoy the SPY 700 spam cope\n\nYes bro, Spy 700, but in 2028 |
| microsoft is so fucked. shit os, exploitative of customers, horrible ai integration, and now they are trying to sue their main ai supplier and will probably have to spend billions to build their own model. I hope anyone who bought the stock near ATH gets out alive. |
| Hookers and cocaine |
| Monday\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ncd5a9v87gqg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e85e778fc5deb56c331f4cb7db8e1a5fa814a66 |
| As long as you win on dragon ca$h |
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| Didn’t you hear? The U.S. basically won. They accomplished the goals that keep changing |
| U belong here |
| Go to the gym and work your glutes it's important for your health. |
| You clearly underestimate how delusional bulls can be.\n\nSPY could hit $200 next Wed and they would swear there is a V coming, hold the line, BTFD, and if SPY then hit $205 Thursday they would mock bears and declare ultimate victory. |
| Up 200% over the last 18 months. I was in on gold since March last year, but it’s gone too far too fast. Now, I got puts. |
| What a stupid comment and lmao at houthies lol they will be destroyed in hours not days bro |
| https://preview.redd.it/z8j1dtsq6gqg1.png?width=1966&format=png&auto=webp&s=0042ae44f1853bfb52bfe5b6c96771aa7869debd\n\nI sent you a DM but dude, the large positioning in MSFT ain't looking too hot at your breakevens. However, there could be a nice pop into the summer, at which point, I highly recommend you take (at least) partial profit, if possible. But with everything nowadays being up in the air, this shit could be useless in a week or two if oil keeps going up. |
| Manhattan real estate trader/builder. Lying is probably the number one thing you must do in that game. So he does it everywhere. It's the only thing he knows. |
| Hopefully the military doesn’t replace any of these ships or planes because it’s a waste of money anyways. We just watched Ukraine go up in flames. Things are changing fast with AI drones. If they keep getting smoked up to midterms it’s an easy loss for this regime in America. |
| Sams Club sushi slaps. |
| Good job with the fried rice & potstickers, so delicious. Thank you. |
| 💦💦💦🥴 thak u |
| Ah, thanks for info. Yeah I’ll wait bit then. |
| not a bear case necessarily but its kinda tough when we truly have no idea how much it should be worth. 2000, 8000? its like btc. it makes it hard to trade. u can know SPX at 4000 is objectively underpriced. gold who knows? anyways tbh i am long GLD lol but its a technicals trade for maybe 1-2 weeks thats it. |
| Gotta bet on UFC to keep the dopamine going |
| lulu leggings, no ass, visible panty lines\n\nam i your type |
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| This just killed me 😂😂😂 |
| thanks! |
| Tell me you can't read earnings reports without directly telling me |
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| Nothing ventured nothing gained, fo sho |
| Looks like the Houthis are going to get involved, shutting down the red sea. Oil $400.\n\nmango really needs to give himself up to the iranians, thats the only way this ends |
| 2-3% drop for that sanction lift and japanese ship news. Maybe 5% max? Doubt any more |
| Apparently Costco has Sushi burritos now \n\n\n |
| Hood normally tracks btc. It diverged and went down much more than btc unlike Coin. So did IKBR and other brokerages.\n\nRecession = less trading = less fees = less profit |
| Don’t stop posting comments so close to completion… |
| Anyone else got assigned the calls they shorted because of the AH pump? 🙋♂️ |
| I’m on amish in to see that ass |
| I was in despair as a gold and mining Chad, but then in the last hour of trading GoldQuest squirted 25% out of no where. Most likely drill results leaked. Lez go |
| You do realise that the bigger and the more liquid a market is the harder it is to manipulate, right? The gold market is about 1.5 trillion and you can't lie about what an ounce of gold is like you can lie about Enron's earnings. If you think the gold market is manipulable then either you are wrong and retarded and shouldn't be trading or you are right, in which case it is retarded to be trading. Unless you are right and are the manipulator in which case carry on. |
| elotes and scrapple |
| Might as well ask them for a BJ while we’re at it, right? |
| Explain the gold bear case here once the margin call mass liquidation of all assets stops |
| Inside Micky Mouse 💀 |
| Never been a more free CPI report to buy puts on than this one.\n\nOil/gas price will send any remaining delusional bulls into the shadow realm. |
| Is it’s just because of BTC though? |
| https://x.com/ricwe123/status/2035407760091709906?s=46&t=04NUtvyX5KirWHvM_gvXUQ |
| Mango knows a lot of US soldiers will die. he actually said so. he doesn't give a fuck. |
| Monday |
| 🫡 |
| AMZN Alexa phone…\n\nMSFT NemoClaw deal…\n\nMETA infomercial… |
| Hint hint, I have puts. |
| Eating children's body parts at Epstein Island with Peter Attia has amazing longevity benefits |
| Thank you come again |
| strong amish presence here \n\nlove the amish. |
| Ye0 |
| But it’s just a piece of software, they need to hire a good team of engineers to fix the problem. They still own most of the software in the corporate space. \n\nEven Google had the same problem against Chatgpt, then they just spent some money to get whatever software they needed to create.\n\nMS has a clear path to victory, if they get their shit together |
| Same here. Just finished putting with your wife. 😏 |
| AKA we want more data |
| Btc was flat and it was down 4% because the poors wont have money to gamble with $5 gas.\n\nBuy it at $50 in a month. |
| happy cake day to bikkpeepee or else |
| HOOD is cooked cuz its customers are retards and cant trade this market |
| Now, is an Amish butcher a butcher that is Amish, or... 💀 |
| I think the joke is that guy has wife in 2030. Or now for that matter |
| Full port |
| Enjoy that hopium he gonna be your daddy alot longer😄 |
| Stocks move. There are a bunch of companies reporting earnings this week. Stop being a simp. I’m giving value for free |
| Where can I hide in Disneyland overnight? |
| my happy place is the mexican/amish fusion farmers market.\n\ngoing to go eat fruit with chamoy and visit the amish butcher shop in one stop.\n |
| He can guide the groups thinking. But not guaranteed and can’t do it single handed |
| He bought it for propaganda, you regards can’t be real |
| there’s still almost $4k to lose. one more 0dte all in won’t kill ya |
| if markets are betting it will happen, it won’t. Bullish |
| Feel like buying more HOOD on Monday but that’s retarded right? |
| Monday pump Tuesday dump you know the deal |
| Trap |
| I actually called it in January we would dip this hard and now i forsee a big crash coming |
| I like NAIL and have been selling puts. It can easily go from 30->45 in a few days on big green days. But the floor is generally when the builders are trading close to book value, which would put nail around $15-$20. I'll keep loading up as it continues to drop. I did the same with SOXL a few months ago, was down $1m at one point, but then made it all back and then some on the sharp recovery. |
| Speak for yourself |
| What a ber thing to say |
| This sub should be renamed the 🌈 🐻 of Hormuz |
| War lasts for 121 years so there’s no elections |
| Absolutely. Big crash is imminent |
| It’ll pump like it did every other week, then drill tues - Fri |
| Which is weird because it won’t put a dent in the reality of the situation. I predict it will end high on Monday. But I am probably wrong. |
| Same here. Just finished golfing with my son. |
| Soon. Very soon |
| They say only the good die young. He may very well live to 300. |
| but what if the company is overvalued? \n\nhey this company has many bots.. its not worth it, but i do want to buy it.. \n\nbeing serious, is that legal? doesn't seem too unethical |
| feeling cute. might file bankruptcy. |
| https://x.com/ricwe123/status/2035407760091709906?s=46&t=04NUtvyX5KirWHvM_gvXUQ |
| War just started my guy |
| Bring back McRib and he’ll be gonne in a few months |
| I thought you would’ve too |
| Crazy about the missiles they just started using according to this. Have not heard that elsewhere |
| Link? Wouldn’t be surprised to find out it’s a completely failed mission and the mockingbird media chirps like the good little birdies they are. |
| prob buried at trump national bedminster with the others |
| Ok, you got me. I'm not actually China. |
| Goody, total surveillance state is nearly complete. |
| If that pattern continues that would be great. Bottom comes sometime in April (buy calls Leaps even), all time high comes in February (sell everything and buy puts), April comes sell puts and go back to calls. Repeat process until pattern is over. |
| 🥭 feeling cute on truth social 💀 |
| 🥭 says he could live to 200. \n\nFor those who don’t understand. Let me translate\n\n“My doctors say I have a year to live at best”\n\nAka doctors think he’ll be dead in the next 3-12 months and have given him a year to under promise. |
| 81 degrees outside. Sunny, breezy and beautiful. I'm so glad for days like this where I can just sit inside and goon dogg all day in front of my computer. |
| Yes sir |
| When I first heard he wanted a "say" who the next leader was I said TF. Iran don't play like dat. |
| "what do you do?"\n\n"Well, it's hard to explain, I'm Justin Timberlake" 💀 |
| chat are we cooked |
| This was his plan all along… and it’s working |
| Compared to what's coming, yes |
| Ok so imagine right now but lots of countries don't have enough gas to fully operate |
| Send me your money instead of IRS I’ll Triple it and split the extra with you |
| This is WSB after hours, market closed…we bears and bulls should be able to suck each other off in peace |
| wats going on?!?!? just woke up on lovely saturday, war is over?!?!? weekend nq +0.6% spy +0.55% |
| Pretty sure he meant wind down his brain activity lmaoooo retarded fuk |
| What happened to Epstein file? |
| You ever stop and realize it’s been that way since before you were born? And that maybe the people running the show actually hate you? |
| oil dump coming with the sanctions lifted huh |
| Best investment is food and canned goods. The price never goes down like stocks. 😂 |
| AMZN 160 when? \nMSFT 350 when? \nMETA 480 when? |
| Yes exactly! With this market and headline risk, underleveraging is the only way to survive. It's not about being right. It's about managing risk. It has taken me a long time and money to learn. I wish you a successful future as a trader, not a gambler. |
| 😔 |
| Free cigarettes with matches is something I could get behind |
| NEVER GIVE UP BROTHER 😎 |
| gay bers cooked monday morning |
| Autistic bots\n\n# Roll out. |
| Lol bols prepare your anoos for Monday. |
| Just paid $5.44/gal of gas. Get rekt. |
| I think these are bangers. Good luck to you. |
| I'm the Gay of Hormuz. |
| Hi, I am @ realchina, I am fucking busy shipping Iranian oil through the rail. and book all spare capacities from all over the world. |
| "Emerge from the bunker after the war and observe your now fully cleared vacant lot -- perfect for building your dream home or mansion. A builder's delight!" |
| Yea that’s not how it works… if I have 3 million in a portfolio and it goes to 100k, guess what, I can’t leverage that account for 3 million.. can’t claim my net worth has that 3 million. |
| Happy cake day to bikkhu or else! |
| When I was younger I would have expected that I would have drown in quick sand by now. |
| Anybody have friends being deployed to the Middle East? Wonder how they feel 🙄 |
| I agree, I just want folks to understand that Alberta has never tried to do anything fundamentally different. \n\nLike, even one hedge, in the form of carbon capture and storage credits, is actually just more oil and gas companies drilling to pipe down carbon - a method which is mostly intended to greenwash additional oil production. |
| Never thought I’d say this but weekends are boring, can the markets open again already? |
| they're prob more likely to deliberately dissent on principle than follow him |
| You've got a little sunburn on your nose, and you're complaining about it in a room full of clumsy pyromaniacs. |
| Ukonian here, the answer is that Devonport naval base just down the road where they keep the nukes, is about the same distance as Diego Garcia. Thanks 🌮 |
| Their defense is that Musk was just sharing his opinion with no intention on tanking the stock and ended up paying the original price |
| almost every person on here that mentions webull has a bad story about it not going well stock wise... |
| 🥳 |
| Bought Spx calls expiring Monday and spy puts expiring the 24th. Either way I’m making money |
| 🇧🇷 mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️ |
| It just happened , takes time for it to hit mainstream media but there is posts and videos of it on x. |
| I think that it will take a little negotiating but things should get back to normal soon. It's either that or a global depression that will kill hundreds of millions of people and crash every countries market which benefits no one. |
| It's not Monday retards |
| u/bikkhu42\n\nEveryone say happy cake day to bikkpoops or else 😡 |
| So are we getting cucked next week too?…… |
| They're in hand right now? |
| Bers, you can try again 1 more time. |
| … not hard for chicks to get laid |
| Can Warsh even lower rates single handedly? Can he influence the board?\n\n\nAre we at a spot where we can even money print anymore? Yields seem to spike whenever we even think about it. Wouldn't it trigger carry trade unwind? |
| The true friends are the ones who let you self sabotage in public to the maximum extent possible, with your future on the line, before ghosting you so you can learn from it |
| I send money, you send cream for baldness |
| Bers are running out of steam. \nI understand it's hard for them.\n |
| They give you free matches with cigarettes in Midwest lmao |
| Pamp it. |
| *THE AI*🫴 |
| +1 |
| Yeah he is def retarded, has fun being a wage slave |
| hi china send me some eileen gus pls |
| Cause they’re so in hand rn |
| Are you from the future or the past? |
| Very nice I like |
| in highschool i would get laid by just putting on the right song and keeping my mouth shut\n\nsuper easy |
| The real winners are the one who bought before. Yes, I’ll take my sub 3.5 interest rate. Never moving |
| Honestly I support it |
| respectable. oldest profession |
| All tiles green ah. What you complaining about |
| What is spy at with the weekend futures? |
| the gap between long and short interest on weekend oil is narrowing, almost even |
| If I'm China, I'm thinking:\n\n1. These gold prices are great. I wonder if I can manipulate the markets to force it down even more. Then my central bank will back up the truck. Good times.\n2. We've built some pretty great SAMs and air defense radar, but we never had a really serious opportunity to test it all against Western air power. Wait. I know! Iran can test it for us!\n\nFull Disclosure: I actually am China. The government. The people. The economy. The land mass in East Asia. All of it. That's me. |
| Today in going out and touching grass: women’s wrestling |
| There's a chance you will become a glowing puddle of radioactive goo, but that's a risk I'm willing to take. |
| I sell call options and cash secured puts. Do I expect them to print Monday? Nope, but eventually there will be some news that reverses the situation, and that doji will happen at 3:55 on a Friday. |
| Part of the reason why I said " different governments" was because from Kenney to Danielle the UCP changed their approach despite being the same party |
| Last year we were doomed because Trump was screwing people with tariffs. Now wish we could go back to those simpler times. If that pattern holds then wtf will next year bring…. |
| Wonder how many polymarket bets were paid out for “ICE in airports 2026?” |
| JUST IN: Reddit CEO says the company is considering requiring Face ID to ensure humanity in order to crack down on AI bots. |
| Sometimes the rebound takes 5-10 years before u break even. |
| In this economy? Half Burgers |
| Yeah my metallic rainbow colored dildo is not just for my anus |
| Yes, sorry i meant his streak continues after his " very oversold" post. Which dropped another 1% |
| 😮 |
| Reporting suggests boots on the ground coming to secure the strait\n\n \nExpect things to get out of hand by mid-April |
| *Calculates distance from Iran to my city*\n*Converts kms to miles*\n \nReeeepepe.emoji\n |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/jacked2datitz made a bet that SPY would go to 680.0 within **3 days** when it was 664.82 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| US facing discussion site bro |
| My calls would’ve hit if the pussy mods didn’t ban me |
| do you taste metal ? |
| Sum say:\n\n15% further to the downside\n\nBuy when everyone is scared\n\nSell when everyone is happy |
| source? can't find anything |
| his inverse tracker has been outperforming her for the last year lol |
| You right, we both get rekt |
| Rookie numbers buddy gotta pump thoses numbers up |
| bulls simultaneously believe that Trump can easily take the strait and that he wants to TACO |
| Worked in the ER for many years, I’ve seen some crazy stuff in people anoos. Your choices are unlimited |
| * Iranian forces claim they've struck a "Nuclear Reactor in Dimona" in retaliation for attacks on Bushehr & Natanz nuclear facilities. \n\nIf true our puts and lives will be radioactive but such is life as a 🌈🐻\n |
| I have spy puts rn. Do I expect them to print Monday morning ? Nope, but eventually there will be some news that fucks the situation, and that red candle will happen incredibly quick. |
| 73, sunny, light breeze. Yes. |
| BTC |
| Including all the gay mods |
| Your account is set to private you fucking dingleberry |
| Same, except for the money bit |
| That's only like 4 iPhones. It's fine |
| Defense stocks aren't rallying as much as you'd think\n\n \nCould change, IDK |
| Yeah I didnt do that pay a little extra here and there thing. It was finished in one shot. |
| I'm glad I'm useful in some way to someone |
| Sum say:\n\n15% further to the downside \n\nBuy when everyone is scared \n\nSell when everyone is happy |
| I hope your friends are still saying 67 unironically |
| he was suggesting that he would back out of the deal due to Twitter's alleged fraud. |
| There was something I was supposed to do by April 🤔 |
| You are buying microportions of "your" house off the bank |
| The D\*ldo of consequence rarely arrives Lubed |
| her husband is too |
| A 4 figure loss today is like a 4.85 figure loss a few years ago |
| ugh, that's rough man. options can be a wild ride... i know the feeling though, i got wrecked on a few puts last month too. meta's been all over the place, and now with the market reacting to gold and all that drama, it just adds to the chaos. what's your plan moving forward? gonna hold out or try to bounce back with some safer plays? |
| if its a lot of money for him maybe he should stay away from gambiling it away |
| I have spy calls rn. Do I expect them to print Monday morning? Nope, but eventually there will be some news that eases the situation, and that green candle will happen incredibly quick. |
| It’s always been the bears vs the bulls, but I don’t think it’s ever been shit talking between them until wsb |
| Mango is likely just re-iterating what his closest circle tell him.\n\nNobody wants to tell him the truth.\n\nClassic dictator mistake. |
| Thanks for sharing. Makes me realize I’m being a little bitch complaining about my shares being down ~10% |
| RDDT too |
| Yeah, I plan to do the same. But why not pay it all at once by holding into CD/HYSA, etc. otherwise? |
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| Art of the Deal |
| Many obese in the thread rn |
| No you need to find another one to stick it in. |
| if you click on that, just use the UNSEE button like i did |
| It's related to my choices unfortunately |
| Your port was claimed to a certain people 3000 years ago dude. Give it up |
| I wonder how Australia Zaddy is doing |
| Everyday there is a generational opportunity to be poor |
| I think Jeff Bezos should be giving every ounce of his success to the betterment of humanity, he’s in a position to do this |
| Those billionaire must really be starting to worry about all those eat the rich jokes. |
| I’m so damn productive today |
| I understand the math on it, but I paid off my house early and it’s hella sweet to not have a mortgage. |
| And he is taking out by a drone! |
| I lose about this much on bills every month |
| AMD going to rip? It was barely red on Friday. \n\n\nSeems like it won't hold under $200 even on bad market days |
| We don’t make money either |
| *individual tests and experiences may vary |
| You were so close. If you just did the opposite of what you did, think about all the gains you would've had |
| Jim has better track record than Nancy after his " very oversold " post on X 💀 |
| ye violent crimes hits soo oddly disturbing when he’s talking about protecting his daughter and Niki’s bro is a pdf 🤷🏻♂️ |
| I just bought and sold and bought again.\n\nJust kidding, I never sell. |
| Eye Salami, who make em? |
| Damn, the market pump operation headlines are unending this weekend. |
| I think Iran war will cause all GCC investment in USA to dry up. \nOil revenue —> Buy USD bonds in exchange for defence —> AI investment in USA —> Buy Oil circulation. Now war already started, GCC oil revenue dried up, they started to realize USA cannot provide defence to GCC at all.\nThis is USD circulation since WW2 aftermath. GCC promises to sell oil in USD only in return for defence guarantees. Then GCC got all these USD they got to invest it elsewhere. They purchase USD bonds or invest in semiconductors like GF or AI.\n200B is USA spending money for “national security” aka to protect USD supremacy. All these money are the world USD in circulation. Once the world feels that USD is not good anymore and not invest in USD bonds, USA has to work a lot harder than before to use the same money.\nIran has launched thousands of drones and missiles at the Gulf states. The Gulf states have faced a relentless barrage of thousands of Iranian drones and missiles fired at their airports, hotels, ports, military bases, financial districts, datacentres and apartment blocks. Are these not enough they say fuck off and go somewhere else and we sell oil in different currencies and we can defend ourself and npt going to buy weapons from US anymore?? |
| I'm guessing new tits.. |
| It’s probably just not enough bro |
| People really pay extra mortgage payments on their housing? \n\nYou’re giving away free money to the bank |
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| Does it think? |
| Ur in bear country now boy stonks only go down |
| 92K rials |
| What's worth buying the dip on? Gold?\n\nOr pile into oil and defense stonks |
| not shorting until reward to risk is exceptional |
| I goon so much and so hard to your comments here btw |
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| Mods, ban the regard |
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| That’s a shame 🤭 |
| You do understand that they call Trump Taco, right? He chickens out on the regular. |
| rip in peace |
| Damn the videos out of Dimona are wild…but Irans missile capacity is 0 right 🥭?\n\nIsraeli media report significant damage across multiple streets in Dimona following missile strikes, including a building collapse and multiple casualties. |
| I'm in a depression like scenario already |
| I just sold my body |
| He isn't joking. |
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| Well GDP grew by 1.5% in 2025 despite a decline in population and our largest trading partner actively trying to fuck us. It should have been negative.\n\n\nPer the rbc article below, per capita GDP growth accelerated in 2025.\n\n\n\nhttps://www.rbc.com/en/economics/canadian-analysis/data-flashes/canadas-gdp-edged-lower-in-q4-but-details-are-better/#:~:text=On%20a%20per%2Dcapita%20basis%20(controlling%20for%20a,0.9%25%20declines%20in%202024%20and%202023%2C%20respectively). |
| Heavy bags huh? |
| You gave me an award last night, thanks broski |
| Can I get some sticks of ram for less than a lambo? |
| 😂 |
| Therapy 🥰✨💖 |
| you have a fundamental misunderstanding. the economy is unjust |
| Prosperity cheques! |
| But I just bought the dip, why does it keep dipping?? |
| You need my peener or idk |
| BREAKING NEWS: 🌽 IS SHOOTING UP AT 92K RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF NEW LAW, OMGGGGG |
| Sooner if a pissed off Iranian manages to land a $500 kamikaze drone on it. Puts on whoever is dumb enough to insure these cursed things. |
| Right because I was suppose to expect a dramatic late day reversal when everyday was solidly bearish for the last 2 weeks. |
| I wonder if the irony registers for him? |
| Our gobmint has never lied ever |
| Other way dude. The military is having to put these kids through pre boot camp now, we Americans have gotten that obese. Free healthcare though. |
| You've still got almost 5 figures. I think youre better off than most people lol |
| My Tendies were promised 3000 years ago |
| dont call me a twink bro |
| damn what did you do to your mouf |
| Bruh, walk it off. |
| Meet my homie, Theta. \n\nNeither of you will be happy, and you'll enjoy it. |
| RiP school children |
| OpenClaw - NemoClaw Nvidia (NVDA) |
| Well, damn, my bad |
| chips are still ending up in China anyway? Then what exactly did the ban achieve? Because it clearly didn’t stop access. It just made the whole thing harder to track and easier to abuse. At least when things move through official channels, there’s some level of oversight. I’d rather it happen in the open...transparent, regulated, trackable.Not through middlemen and gray markets. US got all the money. Feels like we didn’t stop anything, the bans just made it messier. |
| you need a wife |
| No, just keep buying more puts. |
| According to this dude, Iran is now firing more and getting more hits. But our government says Iran is defeated? i am so confused.\n\nhttps://inews.co.uk/news/world/hidden-weapons-iran-reserve-missiles-drones-agents-4304399 |
| Midlife crisis, go get a sports car and get a couple speeding tickets |
| Does my port have a right to exist or nah? |
| # Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, (bouncing up and down) |
| You need to treat yo self to fun things 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Bears ain't hurt me buddy cause I'm not a moron I trade like water ....and check price of wti Monday lol |
| You’re joking, right? \n\nAnyway, I’m curious about USO prices come Wednesday of next week. We will know if the conflict will be sustained or wound down by then. |
| There’s nothing wrong with banking a win. Even only half of one. |
| Yer a gambler arry |
| Hodl gang in shambles.\n\nTiming the market beats timein the market. |
| I live with my parents, work and lose 300$ a day! |
| Did you forget to say thank you? Classic mistake |
| We just announced a massive increase in defense spending.\n\nhttps://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/article/no-shortage-of-reaction-on-eve-of-carneys-new-defence-strategy/ |
| that one was fake |
| “Descend the carpeted, hidden entryway—subtle, effortless, and intentionally designed so that it never feels like leaving your home—and you arrive in a subterranean residence that mirrors the luxury above.\n\n\nFourteen feet underground, protected by 14-inch steel-reinforced concrete walls and secured by dual 8-inch steel-reinforced concrete blast doors, the bunker is both fortress-level strong and unexpectedly inviting.”\n\nI just saw a fucking billboard for this lol |
| yeah 😅 |
| I have an opening at 3pm. |
| Cleaned the house, then EU5 |
| Yes but now his imaginary friend is flying military drones into global oil infrastructure. |
| I hope you are single. If not, you are probably about to be. 🫤 |
| 100% loss incoming. Even if you’re mostly right. |
| i keep making money but i am still ded inside? what gives. |
| Can you explain that to Tango? |
| damn bro |
| Damn another US F15 down in Kuwait |
| What if CNBC sends Cramer to Iran for frontline war reporting and while he's there the markets pump 1000% and Tr\*mp installs Cramer as the new president of Iran? |
| Despite what the mango says, this war has unfortunately just begun.\n\nAnd we are in for a depression like scenario if this continues into the summer. |
| Are the bulls still coping |
| I thought I was gonna make it but I have been so unlucky \n \nI'm sad |
| The US and Israel are preparing for a significant expansion of the war with Iran as Trump intends to take control of the Strait of Hormuz in a weeks-long operation, according to Israeli sources - Kann |
| Last Friday? |
| Poor bull show me where the bears hurt you..\n\nOil going up btw |
| The reason gobmint wants to use AI so much in their workflow is because already it’s impossible to hold them accountable for their actions, with AI the accountability will be even further distanced |
| WHO has already began preparation for a Nuclear related disaster. Only a matter of time not “if” |
| The biggest shorts only come once a decade or so. Looks like it’s going to be oil this time, just a matter of when |
| This person is telling the truth. Business is up in Canada. I got friends in Windsor, Hamilton, Toronto and Montreal. They confirmed this as well. Oh, I stay in Detroit, across the river. We hear loads of and clear about the Canadian cone up. |
| sold what tv? anoos? |
| That talking basketball is the weirdest shyt ever |
| I just want to see where it is after the 6 month lockup period. That's the question. |
| Who’s going to buy lol |
| As if it wasn't stupid as fuck from shot #1 |
| He’s got the Chemical Brothers - Push the button (2005) on max volume hasn’t he. |
| Just chiming in to make it clear to non-Canadians that Alberta has had conservative party rule for 44 years continuously from 1971-2014, then a momentary flirt with a center left party for 4 years, then back to conservatives. So it's true that "certain governments" have changed royalties, but Alberta has been stubbornly constant in its governing party and never moved off depending on oil as its #1 focus. The current one is just even more dependent than before, lol.\n\nAlso upvote for Trevor Tombe! |
| Puts it is |
| Any object of ur choosing 💪 |
| Having a dental emergency. I.e. suffering until Monday. |
| trying to find a games on steam spring sale and play through the weekend |
| drunk |
| Apparently the US hit a nuclear site yesterday and in response Iran took a shot at Israeli nuclear power plant an hour ago (unclear if meant as a warning or legitimate shot). This is the type of thing that could get real stupid, real fast. |
| "Sir, he sold" |
| Chump change |
| Well if the bull run is over, at least we got all these brand, spanking new data centres that will need to replace hundreds of billions in new GPUs every two years |
| hey just found out I’m gay\n\ndo I just stick a fingy in my anoos now? |
| Two things:\n\n1. Thousands of more marines are headed there right now. That’s a major sign\n\n2. America can just end the war. But it won’t. If they ended it on Irans terms, what would that say to literally every country the US is hostile towards. It’s a concept called American prestige. Because America won’t get favorable terms, they won’t end it because they can’t. It’s in Irans hands now. |
| Bars go hard if u rap this comment |
| So you fell for the Nancy Pelosi propaganda? Sucks to suck i guess |
| i just woke up... |
| I’m talking about saudis and Tesla you donut lmao |
| It’s funny how I will make a small bet on golf and then become the biggest hater in the world. |
| I just sold |
| I need to hold myself hostage until I finish these Chloe ting workouts so I can take nice mirror pics eventually |
| THE DOW IS 5,000!!!! |
| That is why is is asking the aI in english, dummy. |
| 🤤🤤🤤 |
| some of it getting there tbh |
| power hour coming up, it's going to do something crazy, I can feel it |
| 0 self awareness. Hegseth is a straight up psycho |
| Talking to some twink online rn |
| That’s nothing bro |
| I lost double this yesterday. You'll survive. |
| Damnn, you need to see my accounts, losing 5k is like a joy for me |
| what are you losers doing this fine weekend |
| Need more |
| No, thanks. I have so many other choices. |
| Yes! |
| I’m trippin. Nap time |
| Nvidia (NVDA) \n\nMicrosoft (MSFT) \n\nNemoClaw deal?\n\nYou have to be Zukking joking… |
| balancing the wine consumption and lorazepam dosage always been the riskiest and also best part of flying |
| Maybe with another 20% haircut |
| Gonna let the ice agents guide the planes or what? |
| ghey every day |
| The most riskiest part of flying is “the drive to the airport” is soon gonna change with, “surviving the 🧊” |
| I dislike the man as much as anybody but I’m not in favor of arresting anyone who hasn’t actually, yknow, committed a crime. \n\nEven Rump should be defended by a lawyer. Now, if those lawyers commit crimes then by all means, bring out the handcuffs. |
| That Mueller tweet was so crazy they even put a screen shot of it on r/Chiraqology |
| that's the joke, retard |
| - Owen Wilson |
| So hard to game out. If we're going to get a crash it might be next week when the Tripoli arrives in the middle east, but before ground operations begin. Next weekend we'll probably get some news that you'd think would cause a crash but the market will do the opposite. |
| Ghey next week? |
| Bullish. Willing to break the laws and risk real Jail time to juice up valuation. \n\nSuper bullish |
| That's why I literally said nobody gives a shit, you dumb cunt. He's acting like its a big threat but nobody cares. |
| 🚨ICE MIGHT BE DEPLOYED TO AIRPORTS 🚨 \n\nFuck yeah, this is really going to ease the energy crisis and take the market out of correction territory. Calls it is. DOW to 50,000 next week. \n\nWe’re all going to be so rich because of this. |
| wow |
| Hahahahahahahahahaha tell me you don't know how to trade without telling me you don't know how to trade. |
| what about software |
| Right? I never cough when i get allergies, this year I am. |
| Sell everything! |
| 🥰 thanks for ur sacrifice for our country! |
| Yeah I am sure they will do a great job, like they do with everything else! |
| #r/WALLSTREETBETS WORD OF THE DAY\n\n**HURRAY**\n\nu/31andnotdone’s favorite position is when hurray ness is placed entirely on your face |
| Played too much Fallout to get a feeling where this is going. |
| Uh or we could just get fatter |
| Too many words and not enough crayons. So I’ll trust this blindly |
| Someone way smarter than me |
| Shareholders mad they got more than the company was worth? |
| How is this bearish? |
| I’m not a regular here at WSB. However, I have noticed that common sense and rationality seem to be frowned upon here. 🎰🎲 |
| What if im 500 pounds |
| Yea but they don't shave anything |
| rhyming slang |
| There's only 3 people in this group that are going to read this entire post and we don't really like those 3 people. |
| I rolled the 50/50 die and bought a bunch of TQQQ Friday, so now I am retarded spastic idiot bull.\n\nDurr, 700 at open! Durr, wen V durrrrr. Durr, money printer go brrrrrr! Too big to fail! Durr, who bets against murca?! Durrrr.....\n\nNow excuse me while I go jork it while snorting drano, because I'm a bull now for the next 3 days and might as well enjoy the whole experience. |
| so will cheap jet fuel prices. |
| I thought my wife was saying weekend dow but she said she was going to check out the well endowed |
| Doesn't mean prices go down. |
| I'm sure deploying ICE to airports will help the struggling tourism sector |
| idk if i can keep being bearish if u guys are excited about buying puts cuz of ICE checkin out ur dingdong at the airport instead of TSA |
| We all become part of the hive mind. \n\n“We Love You, Carol” |
| Imagine it, Jerry. The iToilet. An app that tells you where the nearest toilet is at all times. |
| I mean if a site allows CSA material to be posted/the site's own AI will create it, and you're continuing to support them. \n\nWhat's that say about you? Or is exploiting children a plus in your eyes? |
| Iran launching ballistic missiles have been happening for years? What an idiotic claim |
| lol get used to it buttercup. If you’re in this game you have to know and accept the risks to get the reward. Learn from it and improve. Or use it as entertainment if that’s all it amounts to. But you have to be willing to accept the latter. GL! |
| But do you like the sound of concrete? |
| DRINK IF UR HONRY |
| We literally have the same problem lol. |
| R u making the 300 or losing the 300 a day.. |
| "The petrodollar system is the practice of pricing and trading global oil exclusively in U.S. dollars (USD), established in the 1970s through US-Saudi agreements. This creates artificial global demand for USD, as countries must acquire dollars to purchase energy, which oil producers then "recycle" by investing back into U.S. treasury bonds and financial assets. "\n\nIf rockets fall on saudis they can say fuck this and go somewhere else or use different curriencies for oil. If that happens no more running high deficit. Thats what i get from this. |
| Lol that’s cope but whatever helps people sleep at night. |
| thank you babe |
| Are you doing credit spreads or just buying calls and puts at different times? |
| I gotta leave before we get nuked by the rest of the world |
| fuck, glad I only used 1k and lost 50% |
| Losing my brain cells at an accelerated pace. First TikTok and then AI means I barely have to think |
| The europeans are strange but they got some fine ass hoes tho |
| Wait. Are the ones counting the $900 a shift complaining, or are the ones who don't make $900 a night? |
| U guys can’t get drafted if u weigh under a certain amount, start hitting the gym fattys 🥰. If this doesn’t motivate you, idk what would!! 😡😡 |
| Why did you do this? |
| Tech is undervalued now? |
| He sending them to work to help with long lines you nimrod |
| There’s an old Venezuelan saying that could really help us all put this into context:\n\n“Things are never so bad that they can’t get worse.”\n |
| 200 million dollars to my buddies who bought me suites! |
| Why, because of the US regimes amazing competence and foresight, of course. They have a plan! |
| Hegseth: The problem with Iran is it spends money on weapons and missiles instead of improving life for their people.\n\nStraight up just a cartoonish villain, this guy can't be real. |
| When all your put tendies have to go to gas money 😂😭 |
| But show times are only Monday and wednesdays at 11am. Blackouts apply |
| Can I ask Popeye instead? |
| Nah man, he used to gamble but not anymore. Instead he's now having fun playing around with money. |
| mueller was matt damon in the departed doin the fkn tim robinson hot dog sketch. dotard pretending to dislike him is part of the bit. |
| 🙌 |
| Down 26k but you still have more than my entire net worth. Your failstate is someone else's dream. Don't feel too bad. |
| You clearly don't know how it works lol |
| Are you trying to say this is a bad thing? |
| “Oh, I haven’t seen the President’s tweets. But let me tell you this, the American people…” |
| The funniest part is he thinks anyone gives a shit. Oh no, don't put ICE in airports, oh noooo! |
| Lmao and they will continue to that's been happening for years but best believe when USA leaves oil is gonna plummet so good luck with oil calls |
| I am already an AMC A-Lister |
| Why did I click on that? 😠 |
| TRUMP: I WILL DEPLOY ICE AGENTS TO AIRPORTS ON MONDAY IF DEMOCRATS DON'T AGREE TO FUND DHS\n\nPuts are so obvious bro |
| You should use the weekend to celebrate how much money you lost |
| Now |
| Do you consider living with your parents and day trading $300 work? |
| That's why the US might be getting fucked here within the next 20 years; it's losing its lustre as the world reserve currency. Irans whole thing right now is trying to go from the Petrodollar to the Petroyuan, Japan's trying to wind down the yen-carry, even US businesses are trying to shift away from USD with tokenized assets. \n\nThe whole DOGE thing proved it's not even possible to cut much fat without addressing the main drivers of US debt load; military spending and healthcare costs, both of which are US-specific problems. |
| You think Trump & Co will step down let alone allow the Democrats to win in 28? |
| New movie theater idea. You give them access to your retirement accounts, they give you access to 2 movie tickets and a small popcorn weekly. \n\n\n\n\n(Minimum retirement account size is $100k+. Tickets and popcorn lasts until we drain your accounts.) See you at the movies! |
| So these are sorta not my numbers. For Albertan finance stuff look to Trevor Tombe as a good source. Essentially if Alberta is selling barrels of oil, the government takes a cut of it as a royalty in the form of a percentage. The percentage doesn't change but if oil goes up or down, that impacts the province's bottom line.s\nCertain governments have made Alberta more or less dependent on the royalties, with it's most recent one making us way more dependent relative to previous governments. Usually this dependency comes in the form of total percentage of government revenue. If oil accounts for 18-20% we are more exposed, if it's 13-15% we are less.\nThe guy mentioned above talked about this [here](https://calgaryherald.com/business/budget-2026-energy). The numbers I used must have been from last year's budget and we are slightly less dependent and it's a sway of 680 million per dollar not 750 |
| So the logical next step is to impose sanctions and tariffs on Canadian oil. |
| Hey man, good luck with your plays. I’m short as fuck on oil and long equities. |
| I’m being serious should I buy a house within 3 months I got approved for a 6% rate on a new mortgage |
| I went to get the latest DD on oil futures to find out why they are in contango and not backwardation, and now my dick hurts. What do? |
| You can’t do both it would take too much time. |
| Sike! |
| Where's hour mom? Oh right. Chin deep in jihadi hairy balls.\n |
| Uh? Seriously. Please back this up with actual data |
| Correct. |
| Ya no we defend them because they are right next to our enemies and we want to have bases there. If we actually gave a shit about their countries we wouldn't have just blown up their economies for zero reason |
| 97k, 25%\nBut might take a real shitter if Monday PAMP🤣 |
| Nope. The conservative govts privatized it. |
| Buy their stock |
| Keep praying for that…I’m sure this story has a happy ending |
| It’s not waste if the governor friends get the $2B contracts to fix potholes and stuff lol |
| How does dollar work ? |
| r/sounding |
| Imagine how much that would be with an eastern pipelines. Leaving a lot of money on the table |
| Wen crash? |
| Same was said last year in April with tarrifs ...but |
| where do i go to get the most recent posts by the retard? |
| Can't wait for MSFT to continue to offer generational buying opportunities until I sell. |
| Lol so true.\n\nI've even see phrases like "with share price coiling" as positive double-speak for share price collapse. |
| Bot? Did you not have enough context window to know the only reason prices aren't $150 right now is because of the IEA releasing reserves? |
| The whole world really, but the American regime have been surprisingly quiet on Asia despite all the bluster about China being a threat. He's been especially cruel to Europe. |
| Imagine working till you die |
| You basically can, you just have to use the right prompts. Can turn pretty much any LLM into a bloomberg terminal and a team of analysts. |
| Japan's involved, won't be long before mothra and Godzilla are summoned |
| DJT is always looking out for the market. \n\nAs bad as this oil shock is, Taiwan being attacked would crash the entire tech industry. \n\nIt was never about Venezuela or Iran or oil. It was always about establishing that the US is the top dog still. |
| Canada has actually been getting a lot of wins. People have been shopping Canadian and touring Canadian tourist destinations. Lots of Canadian companies are actually booming. Sadly we rely so much on the US that we drove a lot of our own companies out of business. |
| If they're smart they'll invest it in their army to protect themselves from crazy imperialist terrorist states. |
| Quick question, Robert Mueller didn't fall out of a penthouse balcony window did he? Asking for a friend. 😰😰 |
| As long as Olive says it's ok |
| Who is the they in "they get a win"? The oil sands are owned by American companies |
| mueller gone while the fatberg in his intestine keeps growing, so twisted this timeline |
| You're buying the day after I sold most of my physical gold.\n\n\nWhen you buy it, you pay a 5-10% premium. When you sell it, you get 5-10% under spot. And it's way less liquid than owning an ETF or trust.\n\n\nIt's only useful if you are worried about economic collapse. |
| And especially fuck Asia |
| 😬 |
| Central FL |
| CCL is a cleaner setup after earnings. |
| Congratulations on your transition 🎉 |
| WSJ article so bullish |
| Nah not on this stock until the investigation is resolved |
| Not a hype on everyone’s losses, but I’m glad I’m not the only one seen some unusual dips in funds and it’s not because we’re new to the game. It’s just this market fucking sucks right now. |
| Energy supply aside, I’m sure Gyna saw how one of their “allies” had their entire navy & air support discombobulated by a US only using a fraction of their military. Add in the fact that Russia couldn’t overtake Ukraine in over 4 years without direct US military presence. \n\nI’m not sure Gyna is willing to take such a huge bet when they can’t produce their own energy (unlike Russia & Iran). \n\nI could be wrong tho. |
| Can I use olive oil to run my car |
| Nav is approx $700 mil, paying 5x premium? I wouldn’t probably invest as pre-ipo space is already in a big bubble and paying 5x on top is not making sense. |
| To your mom for her service |
| And yet our government is just going to tax us more |
| It is not a trick if you are in to it |
| Good.\n\nCan’t think of a more deserving country lmao. |
| Open the damn casino 😭 |
| Well Alberta does, most the rest of everyone else just pays more for gas and literally everything. |
| Now now, it’ll all go into the separatist movement |
| cause they’re lying for TikTok clout lying and it’s their tips for the month. 🫵🤡 |
| Am I stupid for doubting this logic? Are you speaking about government deficit? But not every extra dollar will go to the government?\n\nELI5 |
| Their shitty AA systems can’t even protect the tin pot dictators they do business with. \n\nTheir entire command economy is propped up on literally crumbling real estate investments. \n\nIn 2040, their population pyramid will be completely inverted and on the downtrend. \n\nChina is fucked. |
| Good idea. The Wendy’s dumpster is no place for a family |
| Why? |
| Once you understand how US dollar works you understand why US defends nation like japan ,UAE because if those nation fall then USD goes down which makes USD just a piece of paper as its not backed by anything but fear. If you don't rely or I would say you don't stay there puppet then you have direct threat from US proxies. |
| And the Albertan government being as stupid as it is will probably waste all of it and end up in a deficit again next year. |
| The last time I revenged traded I was grabbing my ankles. But you do have a month so… and in this market is crazy |
| Meh |
| My cat said it’s Obama |
| I blame you guys for making weekends the most boring part of the week |
| What city? DFW is bad |
| Brump is my only hope that this country gets tired of being little hard workers and taking Ls left and right |
| You still have time |
| I've got a nice bottle of whiskey set aside for that occasion. |
| There are other avenues to export the oil, and 10 tankers yesterday is a sign that things are beginning to ease. \n\nThe fact that you don’t know this and are making oil plays is hilarious. |
| Crazy to think that we would have world peace and infinite green days if only a bunch of dinos didn’t gather for one last orgy in the Middle East right before the asteroid hit. |
| We're in for a 10 year quagmire in the middle east. |
| I park on the 4th floor in a fucking parking garage and my car is still getting covered with pollen. |
| China doesn't just seek Taiwan, it seeks to replace the US as the preeminent world power.\n\nIt's doing just fine kicking our ass in science, economy, infrastructure, and GDP growth while we continue to burn bridges with allies and squander our position.\n\nBy 2040, Taiwan will see the writing on the wall without a shot fired. \n\nThey're playing the long game. |
| he said it. The President of the United States, Leader of the Free World, fucking said it |
| No... We dont get any of it besides tax dollars |
| Every dollar above 60.5 wti price is 2~ million more dollars a day in revenue. So if it stays around 96$ a barrel that's 70~ million dollars extra a day in revenue. Alberta's deficit is currently projected for 9~ billion meaning it'll take 128 days for them to get a surplus.\n\nEdit: used old numbers, Trevor Tombe stated that it's 680 million annually per dollar of fluctuation\n\n680/365= 1.8~ million\n\n1.8m *35= 65~ million a day\n\n9B /65m= 138 days to a surplus |
| Marlaina's husband is getting laid tonight |
| That's the boss tho |
| One way or the other. World needs oil, America needs stock market up. |
| >Except you forgot the part that the amount of bots and percentage of them was being misreported by twitter, and\n\nLiterally none of that matters, he waived due diligence. What do you think due diligence is for!? |
| Are they ever truly right? |
| Comes with the Amazon app pre-installed, so you can order shit Chinese products on Amazon from your shit Amazon phone |
| There have been 0 crude oil tankers in the last 24 hours and 10 yesterday. That's roughly 95% reduction in oil tankers using the Strait of Hormuz. So... uh... the fuck are you saying? |
| Everywhere except northeast and socal |
| This season is one of the worst fr |
| Cash is an intermediary between exchange of goods and services |
| You ever drop a hot pocket after microwaving? Thats how fast oil drops next week |
| the country was secured in weeks. |
| Whatever the government put in the air for allergy season, it’s brutal. |
| Mr.orange is deranged 😭😭 |
| tim apple is down bigly on his nike position and it shows |
| how come servers complain people dont tip and then on tiktok they are counting their tips for the night and its over $900 for a shift |
| We buy back our own oil in USD, from mostly american companies. Behind the paywall, they're talking about taxes or something else? Their title says "Canada's oil producers", which I think is a far cry from "Canada". |
| Israel literally just got hit by another ballistic missile and mfers think this is gonna end soon |
| I wouldn’t be surprised because Trump made a comment about how we’re gonna stay there awhile, then an hour later told the same reporter that we were drawing things down because we’d hit most of the milestones that he arbitrarily made up. I don’t think from a self-inflicted inflation standpoint that we can stay in much longer. |
| Trying to fight the urge to buy 2 year OTM MSFT LEAPS on Monday |
| Sure thing, tankie. \n\nMost braindead take ever. |
| Do they nationalise any of it / pay it to a superfund ? |
| Out with family and friends but not happy cuz MSFT is nuking my port |
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| Honestly,, I don't really care that he said that. When he goes half the nation is going to party and call out the next day. It will be like a national holiday. |
| Shut it fatty |
| It only gets worse! I was too concentrated in AMZN and had a $300k draw down because I just froze during the quick 2022 sell off in the March - May time frame.\n\nEventually but slowly got it back, but I am not proud of that (and honestly have very little recollection). Instead, the scars from the losses have stuck with me and I'm a lot more afraid of being caught in another deep draw down - so I've done things like panic sell-all (Feb 2025 when things got rocky). Also started selling ITM calls again in Oct 2025, and again now I'm selling deep ITM calls against my indexes.\n\nI rolled my QQQ ITM short calls four times last week: $590 2WTE, $585 3WTE, $578 4WTE, $560 6WTE.\n\nIdeally things just stall out in the $580 to $600 range and my shares are called away in May (at $560 strike, and I keep the extrinsic + intrinsic for a break even around $600/share). Worst case things keep tanking and I have to keep rolling down further. |
| Ya, but like he was 81 so it wasn't exactly unexpected. |
| Does cash itself have any intrinsic value, or is it perhaps representative of something? |
| I can't believe they tricked me into eating soybeans by calling it edamame. |
| $400,001 |
| You are continuing to harass me. Ive reported you and am moving on. |
| Edit: I don't say this to make you feel bad. I say this because I did the same thing... multiple times... myself and it took me a while to learn what else I could do. |
| Nahhh no way he actually said that \n\n*checks* \n\nHoly shit it’s worse than I thought \n |
| If shares, only lose when you sell or it goes to zero |
| Yeah, about half the oil that normally flows through the strait is moving. \n\nDoesn’t matter who it’s going to, if it’s hitting the market it will push prices down. \n\nRemember that the underlying asset is worth about $55/barrel when there is no geopolitical unrest. |
| Retardasm |
| EI Just hit my checking. Thats my best |
| Ya I can’t paste text. They give a copyright warning\n\nThe post title pretty much covers the article |
| Fuck Europe though I guess who've had even worse lol |
| Stop talking and do it then |
| I lowkey do not trust Goldman Sach’s Marcus account. I feel if I need to withdraw funds on a rainy day, GS is the kind that’ll do the shitty move to control my withdrawal like Private Equity. \n\nWealthfront seems fine that way |
| You have it backwards, China is the one behind Russia invading Ukraine and they're sitting back laughing at how easy it is to manipulate the US (and Israel). They'll take Taiwan without firing a single bullet. |
| Shit why didn't you buy oil futures last month |
| Ah that makes sense why he’s being mentioned |
| Yes |
| Based! Fake it till you make it! |
| won't be surprised if SPY is red next 4 months in a row\n\nsnowball effect from hormuz closure will be huge |
| They have a very short runway to effectively mount an invasion, by some estimates 5 years or less. \n\nMany analysts have pinned 2027 as the year they will try, so this kind of destabilization of their energy supply will really mess with that. \n\nA sea invasion is a massive undertaking, and the planning has to go off flawlessly. What’s happening now is probably pushing back timelines that they don’t have leeway on. \n |
| Bro invested in Temu stock lmao |
| Art of the deal |
| Why would you put yourself in a position where a move in ONE stock would financially ruin you? |
| Good for Canada. After all the shit talking from dip shit - glad they get a win. |
| Alberta is behind this war |
| This guy said its good robert mueller died😭😭😭😭we’re going to hell as a nation |
| Pauley made his fortune running oil companies from the mid-1920s onward. He founded the Petrol Corp. in 1923. Pauley was president of Fortuna Petroleum by 1933. In 1947 he bought Coconut Island in Hawaii, as a private retreat.[3] Several of his deals involved Zapata Corporation, run by George H. W. Bush, including a joint-venture with Pemargo in 1960. In 1958 he founded Pauley Petroleum which, with Howard Hughes, expanded oil production in the Gulf of Mexico. |
| now presenting...! |
| https://preview.redd.it/824satt5tfqg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81261f99c6ab932833f4cea0a467b2054be18fd0\n\nYou ever consider buying into companies that give you the ability to post on the internet? |
| You keep using that word\n\nI do not think it means what you think it means |
| Paywall |
| I have always lived in another state and im almost 40 now and my sister and nieces are visiting for the first time. Thinking about getting an air bnb in a top floor high rise down town and just telling them I live there instead of in my shithole shoebox apartment lol. |
| Do you use cash? |
| Hamilton is now slouch though either, though Antonelli looks like he could be on that trajectory. |
| USO is WTI. In a scenario where Brent went up a huge amount, we'd probably see a large spread with WTI. The US could implement export controls and it's not unlikely if that is needed to keep down the price of oil and gasoline. This is an election year. |
| Is it your first day on the internet? Just apologize and admit that the man you voted for is a failure.\n\n\nhttps://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/feb/06/trump-family-uae-crypto-deal |
| Schwab |
| Become a sperm boner so you can create more of you across the world |
| I swear to God 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Sold pretty much all my Euro stocks they boutta get crushed by energy prices |
| He's 💀💀💀 now. |
| Drink away KING |
| You can get a new iPhone for as low as $600. Knowing that Amazons phone offering will be worlds shittier than an iPhone, they’d probably have to price it at like $300 for it to even sell. \n\n |
| Retarded. |
| I love the designs but they really buttfuck you on the price |
| Me when I gamble and lose |
| I’m not sure how a $250 bet is a YOLO. You in high school OP? |
| Preach! 🙌🏾🙌🏾 |
| Cry harder poosay lmfaooo |
| taco enemies falling like flies |
| Who is negotiating? The US isn't capable of negotiating with Iran and I don't think Israel is interested in anything except total destruction. So when you say "they", do you mean Iran and other countries not involved in the war? |
| Isn’t Muller literally in a nursing home? |
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| RIP Robert Mueller.\n\nWhere my "Clintons got him" peeps? |
| Bro someone get these comment locked bots under control |
| It gets better, but move slow moving forward. Not sure what you did to get here but you need to write it down so you’ll remember to never do that again. Next, figure out a plan with the small amount remaining and keep in mind the main goal is to PROTECT. If protect profit means you can only profit $3 from a trade then you must be ok with that bc protection your capital is most important. |
| Calls on IHOP |
| They don’t go places where the immigrants might be armed. They go places like Minnesota 😂 \n\nI’m just waiting for the headline ‘ICE deployed to Los Angeles; there were no survivors’ |
| Why not both |
| You’re still wrong\n\nIn fact, you’ve been wrong the whole time moorhound lmfaoooooo |
| i am saving up for the 250th anniversary gold coin |
| Sadly I agree but it doesn't look like this is what is gonna get us there and don't forget soon as it reaches the sweet spot it's gonna bounce like a damn kangaroo it always does things like 1929 crashes and even 2008 etc are basically non issues now it would seem as they just not gonna let it crash but for so long I believe |
| We can't read Russian bro |
| *puts on tinfoil hat*\n\nWhat if Xi never wanted to take Taiwan by force and is why he got rid of his top military people that were trying to force the issue? \n\nMaybe gyna could see some kind of economic collapse before an invasion had a chance of ever materializing. Demographics plays a huge role in this and not sure they have the balls to undertake such heavy losses when half their population will be gone within one generation. \n\n*puts fries in the bag* |
| Not sure if sarcasm or retarded? |
| Where you financially ruined before … or after this? I lost more than 2x that in Vegas my last trip. |
| You don’t understand, it’s physical! That makes it special! |
| Ive just been following the momentum which has mostly been down. Made a small fortune on tesla puts |
| You do. Israel is an ally of the US. You are speaking against the strongest US ally and US mission and repeating enemy propaganda. Don't point fingers, your position is not defensible. We have lots of experience dealing with truth distorters like you. Don't play games with us. |
| just bring the lube bro |
| Its not that big of a deal, USA only killed the leaders dad, sister and numerous other extended family members. Ohh and his wife. |
| Fear not, degens - my guide to the war and profits is coming. |
| I never saw a market that flat and boring like today |
| $5k/oz average |
| Boring af |
| Yeah, we said that, and then he instantly 🌮'd and paused for 3 months, giving companies time to warehouse while he tried to extort trade deals |
| Like we were supposed to be friday? |
| The indexes went down 1-2% yesterday... if 1% of your portfolio is $200k I think you'll be fine lol |
| With Iranian currency it might work |
| LMAO @ Pres Trumps tweet on Robert Muller. |
| 🇮🇷 begging BRICS to intervene |
| Little shits talking about Hamilton makes me laugh because I know that they’re retarded. \n\nReal ones know that Schumacher is the greatest to ever do it 🐐🐐🐐 |
| 5k is a lot of money in real life, in my country i could live almost a year off that, its all about perspective and tolerance, eventually if you play the gambling game long enough you become numb to loses and the real value behind the numbers on the screen |
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| Look guys. I never said signals were based on war. We dumped for other reasons 🐻 but on friday night a prismatic shift occured and i saw it happen in real time during a nap. Bigger than the one in 2012 and interpreted as possitive overall. On monday we pamp, on tuesday we pamp. We pamp pamp pamp until we cant pamp no mo. Got it? 🐂 good. Now go buy. |
| Cyber attacks are bullish. Not even joking. |
| It’s beer o’clock in some timezone |
| When? |
| What a dumb action |
| They are already negotiating lmao. \n\nIt’s more likely to never hit $100 than it is to hit $200. |
| Eh, 90% of the country is already on high speed fibreoptic connections, and 97% 5G cellular coverage? |
| Become an AI Engineer |
| I suspect a message went out to insiders saying 🥭 was going to pump the market after close. |
| A trillion Zimbabwe dollars is still like 2.7 billion USD 💀 |
| Ask your mom for another $20 |
| Oil was $55 last fall, it’s up almost 90% in a few months. \n\nActual oil companies and traders are pricing in a slow decline in prices, the only people I have seen expecting $150 are amateurs. |
| We’ll see. I think the market is headed to $600 with some bounces here and there. |
| I'm sorry for your loss bro.. but also thank you. |
| Buy high lose it all. |
| You dumbass it’s actually funny asf |
| yea its not the same exact scenario but I still don't see stocks ending red a month after suppose end announcement. |
| Bought myself $4000 gold from this months profits, real metal, none of that ETF bullshit |
| Look at this idiot |
| You can't predict Iran either. They might still be in epic fury after the death of Khamenei and since they're in a pretty good position not sure if they'll let Israel and the US flee away easily. |
| Young people should just DCA the sp500 |
| oprah about to close all her private roads |
| I think it bounces up to 200 ema and is rejected. But you aren’t wrong about bullish rallies |
| 😭😭😭 |
| too early to drink? |
| Soooooo no sources lmao |
| I run 340 miles a day (1 mile a minute) on 15 minutes of sleep (meth), and I am building a brand new super disruptive technology that will literally materialize dollars (it's a new gambling app), buy my course on how to be an ultra male and you too can become a trillionaire tomorrow (Zimbabwe dollars). |
| I'm sure he will do that right after shipping full unsupervised FSD |
| I wish I could look under the hood and see actual positioning on semiconductors\n\n |
| lmao you guys are vicious.\n\nI say just dca and delete the brokerage app.\n\nRe install in 2027. |
| So... how are the peace talks going, bro? |
| That’s why I said “when it opens” |
| How terrible is Chovy to lose to those europoors |
| My portfolio just died. Good, I’m glad its dead. It can no longer hurt innocent people! |
| Sounds like you just don’t understand enough about investing to actually be investing. I’m betting you can’t explain in a paragraph why this was a good investment with a good chance (as opposed to a poor chance) of making money. |
| Ruined is such an overstatement 😂😂😂 |
| I got 128GB of ram to leave to me kids so they can go to college. |
| Don't get me wrong it could change but I don't see any signs that it has yet as long as long as market is forward looking I believe any good or bad news will have effect even if the projection time is considerably long...should be same outcome until more news changes it...jmho |
| Why May 1st? |
| Hawaii residents need to evacuate again? The Rock and Oprah Winfrey are about to come out and ask for your financial support again |
| Delete yourself from life, you can't recover from that. Everyone knows this, ask anyone |
| how are you holding israel accountable for killing rachel corrie? or the soldiers they murdered on the uss liberty? \n\nyou chose the side of american killers. you hate liberty and the west, that much is obvious. |
| Why do you think some newly formed Saudi firm bought 500M of crypto from the orange man at the start of his presidency? Surely it must've been because they saw the potential in a useless coin where the orange man held 80% ownership. |
| Yessir, but it “popped” 0.5% right before close. I was trying to understand why it didn’t happen earlier. I think the poster below explained it right - it was because of the triple witching day |
| Nat gas too? How come BOIL hasn’t moved? |
| https://preview.redd.it/8dnc1zstqfqg1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d07ef3a224aeeacfeedcbe189b429557f3405c8\n\n |
| The smart money realized that Venezuela and Iran were ultimately about firing a shot across China’s bow as they gear up to try to take Taiwan. \n\nHope you bought semiconductor stocks at a discount the past couple weeks. |
| My name is Inigo Bertoya\n\nYou killed my puts. Prepare to die |
| Where? |
| Always create stop loss orders after you buy... |
| Lose the rest |
| https://preview.redd.it/5vjfaj9oqfqg1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86444a40f6f6f929d7c696116fc1cce4c057a397\n\n |
| WoW unrecognized beneficiary of metaverse closure |
| We are so green on Monday |
| Triple witching day. All options were expired 15 mins before closing.\n\nThere was 10 million of volume just in the last 10 mins before closing. |
| Lost 50% of my net worth the last 2 weeks. What to do now? |
| Indeed. It’s a big problem. I mean listen I think it’s pretty fucked up that boomers got so rich by simply owning a house, that’s not adding value to society. Do something, make the world better |
| Quick 8 hour nap to top off the tank 💅 |
| Yes. But I think worse before better \n |
| https://preview.redd.it/tkmzruehqfqg1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b9afc5b61c97c9dee5663c405ba8e4ea74c528e |
| you're right i typically avg 4 to 5 hours. |
| That was not a reversal. That was a slight pop off the low, SPX finished down by 100pts the garbage rally AH was a low volume one sided pump from Trumps truth social post which he immediately contradicted after by saying he wants an absolute victory |
| so theta? lol |
| Lifted sanctions like a result of Bessett and Japan PM doing the Elaine dance.\n\nHeck, her ignorance while looking at her watch and dreaming off during the Pearl Harbor rant sure puts her in the right company of people and got the sanctions lifted (PM is JP illogically far right). |
| Naw they can go to the gym like everyone else put down the fork and pick up the weights 🏋️ |
| Hey, remember when the bers said empty shelves last year? \n\nLMFaOoOoOoOoOOOOooo |
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| Put about $1000 on UConn and roll\nOver the winnings till the final 4. You may get back to even. Not financial advice. |
| do you squeeze ur glutes as hard as you can and see if you can poop through it? |
| WITNESSSSSS |
| Owning $3000 worth of crude oil futes gives you the peace of mind needed to skip topping off the tank at the gas station |
| If what you’re saying is true, why would it decline so much in the first place? I think you’re vastly overestimating how efficient the market is |
| Because other phones are getting more expensive, Amazon's focus has always been cheap shit devices, but with iPhones >$1000 and carriers not subsidizing them anymore there's maybe a hook for it.\n\nThey want the platform to make money on the back end. |
| Claude, explain this like I’m a fucking idiot. |
| On Monday SPY opens at 655, by lunch we're at 630, by close we're at 654.95 |
| BuT wE hAvE tO bE aLl InClUsIvE\n\nStOp BoDy ShAmInG pEoPlE\n\nThEy HaVe fEeLiNgS tOo\n\n |
| Lmao |
| Chat this is bullish\n\nMama 🐻 is in hibernation mode |
| https://preview.redd.it/e5vzmbf4qfqg1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cad4a4556cdf1e4da7a2af25a55a66a9ca52b81\n\n |
| Winding down -> downing wine |
| Does anyone understand why there wasn’t a reversal on Friday until the last 10 minutes before close? |
| This statement is half true. Yea the stock market is based off speculations which is why some real garbage gets insane because people are pricing in future growth in the stock price but for a market with already so much future growth accounted for this is probably ends with most things getting repriced \n\nWe’ve already seen spy and btc start to disconnect it’s happening before your eyes rn |
| STOP!!!! \n\n\nMy penis can only get so erect. |
| dont let it go to your head\n\nboys like you are a dime a dozen |
| I am looking at Zillow for houses and they have an ad trying to sell me a house in World of Warcraft? |
| The only reason I thought of it is that some of the strongest rallies occur during bear markets. Often at the beginning stages where people still believe the market can regain its footing. I guess puts will continue to be the play. |
| 100,000 bushels.\n\nEdit: that stuff just come out of the ground around me. I just drive around in the fall and pick it up. |
| Your reasoning? The war keeps escalating |
| slept for 14 hours and now I'm tired |
| Big reason why affordable housing doesn't get built is because of how it may affect people's home prices |
| https://preview.redd.it/qgmfv1qtpfqg1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a927723d9b821b2106b9aac9f13a0f45ef0fd79\n\n |
| Agreed but to same point is why when it moves on major news it goes from price point to price point meaning once market believes it's going back it should fall like a rock |
| e episode" is a threat you make to yourself |
| Unless the market is crashing |
| Imagining stock manipulation is a mental health issue, not a legal one. |
| A 4% rally? Don’t think so. |
| Puts on taste |
| Its still alot I can sympathize. Itll be ok OP just recalibrate abd redistribute trading will be highly volatile with what's happening in the US atm. |
| calisthenics > gym . |
| I overlooked that. I eat my words\n\n\nEdit : I thought they were taken into account on your cost basis? \n\n\nI don't care enough to find which platform he's on, but I was of the understanding that fees were baked into the cost basis.\n\n\nI may or may not eat my own words |
| that one fart you let out while peeing is 🤌🏽 |
| If I had a dollar for every time Elon promised something and didn't deliver I could pay TSAs salaries |
| ☝️ |
| Bang bang! |
| What about the rip away swishy pants? Are those cool? |
| Being a bear worked well for the last two months. Being a bull not so much. |
| I just wish he would pull more weight on her expenses |
| I'm down. Eliminate my crazy delulu coworkers. There is a definite correlation. The fun ones are the humongous ones who don't even consider themselves obese. |
| Those are rookie numbers |
| I bet your wife’s bf is thankful too |
| Allah Akbar |
| To some extent. But oil is a commodity. You can't not buy it at higher prices speculating it will go down. It's a mandatory buy.\n\nIt's not like buying nvda or nbis |
| Eyes up here lady. |
| I'll believe it when I see it. I have been told too many times that home prices are going down only for it to barely budge |
| Imagine caring if your house market value goes down |
| Quitting’s easy. OP has done it a million times before. |
| Good luck |
| She is like 50 now |
| you started off well |
| I am so thankful my wife is skinny bro lmao some real goblins walking around this place |
| Options? Stocks? |
| I think VCX is not going to be stopped. I see it hitting 300-400 by end of year easy. There is just too many companies in that are all the next Apple/Nvidia/Microsoft. |
| Bears sound smart bulls make money |
| On monday we pamp 😌 |
| lfg 💪😈 |
| Okay 👍 then I will stick with my puts and not risk going into calls for relief rally |
| Bears let me help you out..the reason we pumped after close and why oil will tank ...market is forward thinking it don't care that it will take some time for it all to work out only that now there is a good chance it will in few days weeks or month...buy calls make money |
| It was the post on March 20th about NATO |
| Half of the donut eating Police force will be in jail. |
| Yesterdays news right or did they fire more? |
| As long as you don’t do what I did once when I tried to snipe a quick reversal, and instead of buying two contacts I fat-fingered into 21. Lost like 6k before I could undo my mistake |
| exit liquidity already happened last monday-tuesday. It’s Joever |
| Iran fired 2 Intermediate Ballistic Missiles at US base in Diego Garcia 2500 miles away. One failed the other was fired on by US warship but result was not stated. |
| I recently started playing around with stitch how does it compare to figma? I can also just send the design.md into an agent and it builds it out |
| That doesn't mean he wont eat there still 🤣 |
| They have been on a downhill slope, PE is crazy and the economy is not going to be friendly if they continue downwards. |
| ***Cream Abdul-Jabbar*** sounds like the name of a porno movie. And a pretty good one. |
| Was oil headed to $200 during those times?\nBut yes there could be a bounce in the short term. |
| Dam, inflations a bish |
| u/31andnotdone share pic of you flipping me off so i can verify you a girl |
| since when was Lulu a flex to wear 🤣 |
| I mean, a nice hoodie is one thing. The issue is when you add the sweatpants |
| I forgot the "s... LOL I will edit it you also misunderstanding the joke |
| Damn, 8.5% is more than I would have thought. $44B sounds like a steal to be able to control content for that many people |
| Ok need to listen to some Drake |
| That’s a big bite for a Big Arch! |
| Everyone, and once you hit over some crazy number like 200lbs ( In fat not muscle ) Life in Prison. You have proven you're a failure and a drain of society so no longer belong to live among us 💀🤣 |
| Hey Einstein, it’s “you’re.” Not your. Wouldn’t expect anything less from a supporter of his. Just painful stupidity constantly. |
| ✊ |
| Every time RSI hit the 30 level on the Daily for Spdr, there was a significant bounce (over past 2 years), |
| I'm not okay with that. But you have to a pick a side. I choose Israel and hold them accountable. But I support them in their fight against those who want to destroy liberty and the west. |
| I wear hoodies because I dont give a shit. |
| He wasnt a bad emperor, little childish and the senate gave him a bad reputation |
| Imagine trusting ppl smh |
| Does it apply to politicians? |
| Anyone else thinking a Monday/Tuesday suckers rally to fill the gap at $676 below plummeting towards $600 all summer? |
| Lubricant people be tripping mang 💦💦 Brains are wet but nothing there |
| It has very much been the trend |
| Unpopular Opinion: Make it illegal to be obese. Once you become medically obese requirements are 5years in prison or 1year intensive boot camp. Thoughts 👀🤔 |
| It's definitely possible we go green. So many consecutive ref days. I.say that as a near overall |
| News and market volatility got me so stressed\n\nEven eating taco bell doesn't sound appealing |
| Never trust a man who's whole personality is "Look at me! I wear sweatpants to meetings! I'm so normal!" |
| Lol @ anyone that bought a house during COVID, might as well just declare bankruptcy now |
| I quit buying pre-workout and switched to just banging out a line of coke. |
| Ice at the airports with all the people coming in for the world cup. Oh man. 🍿🍿 |
| Elon offering to pay TSA’s salaries. |
| Feets on the streets? |
| So calls on the hype and then flip to puts? |
| Another thing.\n\nWhat makes you think the "winding down" tweet has anything to do with the market ?\n\n\nRather, it being a small mind "strategy" thinking it will slow down the attacks on US targets as if Iran read it and said "cool, time out ?" |
| 130% |
| Yall mofos down voting me are the fat ones 🤣🤣 Go to the gym your a disgrace to the human race and a disgusting waste of space 🫵🤡 🏋️ Working Out <-- Try it one day you miserable fucks |
| Is this "U.S. control" somewhere in the room with us right now? |
| It’s a head condition don’t be too mean to them |
| It's discount season again ! |
| I'm going balls deep in calls if Monday red |
| Aaaahahahahaha |
| If you’re a bull you want wsb to read as negative as possible |
| 😱 |
| Maybe a test of the 200 dma but…I don’t see it happening anytime, the world is in turmoil and only getting worse for companies, fuel costs and helium for chips? If it bounces in full porting puts |
| Pretty high, the market is basically yearning for a sliver of good news to buy into. \n\nAs long as nothing changes between now and Monday morning, it’s looking like risk on is the play. |
| Animal print pants, out of control! |
| You know its Marvel. |
| Monday hopium runs out fast |
| 350% |
| Check their X account |
| Did Iran stop? |
| They don't need to, just need to control the strait |
| Damage is already done. Going to take a while to rebuild |
| In dubai? |
| Trying to pump the market and controlling the market are different things. JPOW ain’t pumping in $120B a month to prop up the market this time. |
| What is easier to face for 🥭?\n\nTelling the entire fleet to turn around, and loosing the respect of the entire military force, or going in and just crashing the market. He is a billionaire as it stands and money is a rounding error for him. |
| It's a put credit spread, where he simultaneously sells a put, and buys another put at a lower strike. In this case, he sold (wrote) a $607.5 put, and bought a $600 put. This way, he gets paid a credit, equal to the difference between the premium of these two puts.\n\nIf meta went up in price, above 607.5, both puts would expire worthless, and since he was paid a premium to open this position, he would be in max profit.\n\nAlas, meta went down in price. Now, he's on the hook for the difference in the spread, that is $7.5x100 = $750 **per contract.**\n\nThe nice thing with these put credit spreads, is that your loss is capped. |
| ICE in the airports means puts on airlines\n\nthey’re going to arrest all of the customers |
| Definitely going past that! |
| Every week the hormuz is closed, the oil will likely creep slowly up.\n\nDisregarding everything else. |
| Op Ex day. SQUEEZE! |
| Unfortunately we will rename ourselves the United State of Israel and become a vassal state before we *ever* impose consequences on Israel. |
| Ok, loser |
| I wanna get me a lake house! |
| More like 250k, keep coping though |
| Does “SGD” mean super gay dollars? |
| Iran can’t even control their own airspace. |
| LONG ETHA |
| 16% |
| Calls on sloppy BJ's!!! |
| Dead cat bounce is my opinion.. the rsi is way too oversold. \n\nAlgo will start buying back. |
| bro forgot which sub he is on, these are rookie numbers |
| Probably pretty good. But then red the rest of the week. That’s pretty much been the story the last 2 weeks? |
| -2.3% ytd |
| Oh boy! That 890k house is now 850k! What a deal! |