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| Meme of the year |
| Buying is bearish in this market, much much better to sell it all |
| People really think that using AI means someone doesn’t have critical thinking skills but they only think that because they read it somewhere and they lack critical thinking skills |
| 10/10 highly recommended |
| Explains why I’m addicted to it |
| > The X algorithm\n\nredundant words.\n\n>> X really just attempts to make you more retarded\n\nFTFY |
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| Sell sell sell |
| Bro is leaving his hometown for the first time and you recommend the vhcol SF. Well… |
| Yeah, ya think? |
| Is memory going to keep going? Any pull back? \n\nWill software recover?\n |
| So the general opinion here is its worth trowing in a few K ? |
| IBM |
| Mag 7 mooning IS the Iran hedge. |
| Invers in verse |
| IBM murdered my portfolio last week. What’s gonna pop this week so I can make it back? |
| The X algorithm really just attempts to make you more retarded |
| Remember when they all wore bandaids on their ear? |
| Smartsheet > Monday |
| We get that it's nice if it goes up, but this isn'tr a fairy tale. At least not officially |
| Anywhere you get a job |
| Head straight to poly market then |
| LA or San Fran if you like the West coast.. else Miami. |
| Islamabad |
| I see. So 325 new floor eow. |
| TSLZ |
| 🌎👨🚀🔫👨🚀 |
| Matter of time before they say that the deal talks are going smoothly. To pump weekday markets |
| But it's my shithole |
| I remember almost a year ago I found SOXL on Reddit and it was like $12, who would have thought... |
| Its about time my msft 450 calls hit, damn |
| RIP Tesla |
| I want to leave my hometown. Best cities to move to? |
| Wacko of the Week |
| i was at the sportsman last night and this guy with missing front teeth told me he voted for Trump but doesn’t like the words coming out of his mouth. |
| K-hole? |
| https://preview.redd.it/fylh9xz0vkxg1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89d0d4ae57799cf7f52d5e58f73772fe47e8d3ce |
| Calls till weds |
| Every year that goes by im slightly more attracted to black women and i cant figure out why. Will likely marry one eventually at this rate |
| Weeps in soxs |
| A ripe one is so good |
| Interesting filter: underemployed 25-35 year old single men who recently (<4 yrs ago) purchased a firearm and post left-leaning rants on Reddit/bluesky. Smallish group. Then flag for surveillance when they travel more than 200 miles… |
| Love my 9070 XT |
| the real crime yesterday were people stealing wine bottles thats tax payer money |
| Thanks king 👑 |
| If the Optimus robot could wash dishes, fold laundry and vacuum the floors (at even 25% the speed of a human), I would drop $20K on one in a heartbeat.\n\nAnything short of those minimal capabilities will limit the Optimus to being a toy for douchebag early adopters who will use it to answer the door at parties or perform pre-programmed dances on TikTok.\n\nDoes anyone actually believe that Optimus will be useful/affordable enough for mass-market adoption in three years (let alone 6 months)? |
| Knowing flutter probably insider knowledge of an acquisition they’re planning, theyve been growing inorganically into new markets the last few years |
| I am with you that PLTR and also intel and AMD are all dogshit. But they made me rich. |
| Dried mango is amazing fr fr |
| Their new model is pretty capable |
| People keep using this weekend dow. Pissing me off. You need to use hyperliquid asshole |
| People with a brain. \n\nBet against the government and get cooked. Just screenshot it for the loss porn. |
| now? |
| I feel like govt needs to try harder and making there psyops not so obvious. |
| I miss when I was an alcoholic and didn't get hangovers |
| Vibes |
| According to everyone in this thread you're insane like I am 🤣 |
| Sell it all and buy GOF. |
| robots in the next 15 years in peak tech delusion |
| This is ridiculous. I really trust Cramer on his evaluation of companies and the perspectives he brings in evaluating a stock are invaluable. His most recent super hit recommendation has been Intel. |
| Nothing horrible happened this weekend so puts are fucked. But that's what makes sense so that means the opposite will happen and puts are saved |
| I absolutely love this product and company, but AI, specifically Claude Design just feels like the better next step to this flow. It's not there yet though and this has plenty of room to adjust and win. Rooting for Figma. |
| DKNG pump? |
| Green week for sure, +5% |
| https://preview.redd.it/2xmee5cbukxg1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dc7febac3bd9cd416850de7899b1df55bd38c0c |
| I love 🥭. The fruit, that is |
| Lol the jokes just write themselves don’t they? |
| Newsflash buddy, always has been. |
| Puts |
| Crypto scams are still a thing? |
| Hang with cybercab |
| No |
| It will tank for sure, right after you lose your last penny |
| 3.2k should I yolo on SPY 0dte tomorrow? |
| https://preview.redd.it/tvor37k5ukxg1.jpeg?width=932&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b75729f842131e87c6b675a68ead639041b87e54 |
| bro that’s brutal lol, semis really said nope and kept walking |
| I don’t want to see you crying later |
| What’s your dd? |
| Caltech ME grad and all he thought of was a couple hand tools?\n\nAgain, Caltech, the school Feyman, Moore, Thorne, Shockley, Gell-Mann, Pauling and steward of JPL. From an alumni I expect one to be smarter than doing that... and at a freakin press awards show cross-country. Stunt. Engineers are better at mythbuster craziness than being a marksman,\n\nDude definitely belongs here making yolo puts. |
| There's a reason we can assume the surviving baby we see is a fuckin boss |
| Yes I know although the fed meeting is during mkt hours, should have said 1dte |
| LOL |
| What a weird weekend. Nothing important happens.\n\nWeekend DOW only down 0.2% and Bitcoin is still above $77K. \n\nGreen Monday instead of Tuesday? 🤔 |
| Are you familiar with competitive infanticide among baboons? |
| [if you pick up your calls will print tomorrow](https://www.instagram.com/p/DWrrRN2kgou/?igsh=aGxwcWp3ZzFtdnJy) |
| Bro u eat man ass. And i mean that respectfully. |
| Elon may have finally met his match. Can he escape the Cramer curse? |
| guy probably knows something about the upcoming earnings or maybe some merger talks behind scenes. when someone drops that kind of money they usually have inside info that retail doesnt\n\n \ncould also be hedging against something in his portfolio but 250m is wild even for that. gambling stocks been weird lately with all the regulation talk |
| Not even close |
| crop it atleast |
| Sell signal of the century. When Jim says "Buy," you pack your bags and move to cash immediately |
| Wrong *and* mad 😂 |
| Pee is stored in the WSB mods |
| typically requiring a minimum balance of $2,000 for margin accounts. |
| I feel like I can see candidates on both sides of the aisle that I would prefer over the current administration. Which I feel would be a win. I think who wins does have an impact on the world at large. And that matters to me\n\nAnd I can still make money and live my life, and care, at the same time. It's not that hard |
| https://preview.redd.it/8vazswfktkxg1.jpeg?width=1155&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7de3ee741ef1e2515a43369e460a161971eb7aa9 |
| Fu$k sell Tesla |
| Why doesn't Iran just say fuck the fishes and dump oil to prevent shut ins |
| BLUE WAVE 100% CONFIRMED |
| what? |
| Hell yeah man my neighbor is in love with dick |
| high af at the farmer’s market\n\nhappy sunday |
| Booooooooooooooooooooo |
| Open the fuckin’ casino 🎰 |
| Assassination attempts are bullish just look at 🌽 long Smith & Wesson |
| calls |
| Anyone wanna bounce on it? |
| That's what I like about it |
| I still don't understand why Tesla is not down 90% |
| I’ve never been happier |
| https://preview.redd.it/xv0ei6k7tkxg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=681b200c2cf34912b679f59d35e6733e6554bf51\n\ncan this one too be justified ok |
| PENN posted a double beat the other day. I’m gonna wager DKNG and this slut pimp |
| Dat Bob do boat though |
| Insider trading |
| Butt 🌽 told me spy is opening at 720 |
| Yeah, so buy the ETF every paycheck and stop trying to find a steeper line |
| Of what |
| Maybe he saw you were long and dump it |
| Only makes the guy selling the shovels in the goldrush even richer\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2il4xax3tkxg1.png?width=714&format=png&auto=webp&s=835b9ec8a46bb74c1f7268d78092b5ba751fbb2c |
| Probably all part of the new world orders plan to control population \n\nUSA says we ran out of bombs\nSomeone bombs us\nUSA says jk lol then bombs back a lot harder\n\nAnd viola, more culling but not a pandemic this time 😤😮💨 |
| That's super reasonable. \n\nWhenever I try to apply reason and logic to my investment decisions, I look at $80,000 bitcoin and remember the market is full of regarded people throwing money in based on vibes, hopes and dreams. |
| he might be trying to get more seats? |
| make it los pollos hermanos, fastfood just the facade.. |
| I'm going to keep an eye on it. Wish they didn't cancel part of the shares by back. |
| How long till Hillary is forced by congress to testify about this? |
| https://preview.redd.it/7f7ejykzskxg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b8f0b02200730142009a4f542c79c934b18eab8\n\n |
| Okay but conversely, line go up |
| I am too we’re all millennials here |
| Ouff 6 billion? That would wreck the stock price, do you have a source? |
| Oh I mean it's not truly going away, but will have a reduced limit so $5k instead of $25k. But you get like 3 freebies a week anyways |
| AI or stroke? |
| If there’s one thing I’m certain about is even in a recession people still love to gamble 💸 |
| It took me a while to work all this out. I'm sure I am older than you think You seem sharp, you'll be fine |
| I could be out there grifting. Making crypto scams, make millions and probably not get caught. But alas my moral senses hinder my wealth accumulation... or maybe i'm just too lazy |
| Boiling water |
| (I have Intel puts) |
| Can’t shrink anything that small any further unfortunately |
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| vm got hit by a bus? |
| Even Robindahood knows\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5fnoegrqskxg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40a55a09b48fc2ceb78b35f893b62f25f438d013 |
| So as of June 4, 2026, the $25K minimum and the 3-day-trade limit are gone across the board — not just on Webull, but industry-wide. Brokers that need additional time have until October 20, 2027 to fully implement the new framework. |
| I mean if you're giving me one of these franchises I'll take McDonald's |
| LinkedIn really is a shithole lmao |
| Nana remembers him. |
| #ALL PRIASE ALLAHH! |
| Goddamn bulls are creatively and spiritually bankrupt. Just the worst people. You can't buy class or taste. |
| This why we need a new ballsroom |
| Following |
| Calls it’s gonna go up money printer goes brrrrr |
| Surreal set-up with the collapse of Iran talks and May starting next week, markets all-time high, consimer sentiment near all-time lows, blah blah blah |
| Diego Pavia will be in this sub soon\n\nThat or a manosphere influencer |
| The cylinder must not be harmed |
| O sweet mother of monkey milk! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| I’m buying 40 728 calls exp may 1st |
| https://preview.redd.it/6wg0338iskxg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a50d9807944b2fc95a48b47cb87548d531a64324 |
| That’s what everyone thought when Joe was coming in\n\nHate to break to ya son but whoever wins, we lose. Just make money and live your life |
| https://preview.redd.it/dpqk9j4hskxg1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3989cbd8c11444ae4c691af63f17b117eec0482\n\n |
| I'm glad I bought solar just before the oil crisis |
| Just Google weekend oil. NASDAQ. Dow. Etc |
| EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER |
| Maybe the women |
| Time to make Claude earn his 20 dollars |
| Meta calls free money |
| Bad bot |
| This is Sharta!!! |
| Then you woke up |
| Well the only reason I have this much money to gamble is because I got lucky gambling 30k, and then got lucky gambling the 150k I made again |
| Thank you for your service |
| If you think it can't get any worse, I got bad news for you. |
| Zip it up, and zip it OUT! |
| If SPY goes back to 712 on Monday then bears will be all like, "SEEEEE SEEEEE 😮👉📉" |
| #BOOBIES |
| Intel to $120 tomorrow |
| I’ll tell you for $5 |
| I think we are . I just wish it was for SPY options |
| At the beep... |
| I’m aware I’ve been trading them every day for 5 years. \n\nI said that because i don’t trade options and am asking when PDT is actually gone |
| I'm not |
| https://preview.redd.it/5v00zj46skxg1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=889912e33dfeb76575575a016ac505d8f0d7db2f |
| Market unbearably green on Monday\n\n(I have puts) \n |
| Earnings this week \n\n\nMSFT ŠAMZN ŠAAPL ŠMETA ŠSNDK ŠSOFI $GOOGL ŠHOOD ŠCLS ŠBE ŠVZ ŠSTX ŠTER ŚV ŚWDC $UPS $COP $ENPH $CAT $APH $OPK $RDDT ŠQCOM ŚCMG ŚCVX ŚF ŠVLO ŚW ŠAXTI ŠHUM ŠKGC $LLY $MA $KO $RIVN ŠGLW $CL ŠRMBS $SPOT ŠREGN ŠRIOT $JKS ŠMDLZ ŠMO ŠMRK ŠMTZ ŠCDNS ŠCAR SARE ŠAMGN |
| think about bers |
| Sooo.. Why not lock in profits? \nKeep in mind you don't have to unload the whole position at once |
| https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street |
| I feel like the world is just waiting for the next presidential term so grown ups can talk like normal again |
| 1000 |
| https://www.ig.com/en-ch/indices/markets-indices/weekend-us-tech-100-e1 |
| So leave a message |
| bring back SJIM |
| Beautiful thank you |
| Yeah, most places have policies if you put in 2 weeks that the SOP is to terminate. That way people don’t jerk off/steal shit for 2 weeks. \n\nIf I’m ever switching jobs I’ll have a healthy amount of vacation banked up, take a month long “vacation” just to see if I like the new place. If it sucks balls worst case scenario I cut my “vacation” short 😂\n |
| This is pure poetry. |
| i need RKLB back at 90 or ima be a sad boi |
| Cramer is now a propaganda machine for corporation. He is bias and I believe he has some deals or interests in companies he is promoting in his show. |
| Production quality is superior |
| *1250 |
| That's optimistic |
| 🤬🤬🤬 |
| Wednesday looks to be very spicy with rate decision and 4 of the MAG7s reporting |
| ig weekend wall street |
| Good enthusiasm, questionable judgment. \n\n\nI hope you are right!\n |
| Files are real |
| Same! Well, only HOOD |
 marketwatch.com www.marketwatch.com |
| AMZN to 300 after earnings |
| TSM - good choice.. not sure about Hood though.. |
| Elon should sue Jimmy |
| All that just for a ballroom |
| Some people think the world will be just and fair for all when trump is gone (it won’t be) but I’m just looking forward to not having to trade around the presidents tweets |
| Dkng to $100 |
| This picture might justify all that AI spending |
| Think about women. |
| I ran a successful company and after we wound it down I briefly did a little consulting , so I often go with that. |
| So you don’t want a ballroom at your house? You must not be a Red Cross doctor |
| Just checking... this is the same wsb that told grandma intel guy he was dumb, right? I still wonder if he held.... |
| As a designer that uses Figma daily, 1. You’re right, but 2. You’re also betting against the crazy AI hype train that probably won’t slow down anytime soon |
| \*650 |
| “It’s all compuddder, AI, and robots.” |
| Futures don't have to deal with pdt. |
| bought TSM and HOOD |
| *850 |
| How do I shrink my penis (temporarily)? Please it's urgent |
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| One Psyop After Another |
| Gey |
| SPY 717... the indexes love to give the middle finger to any crisis if you havent notice.. |
| I only trade futures on sierra chart. Robinhood and webull users, when is the PDT thing actually gone and is it gone yet? |
| Calls |
| No way, no how, would I buy TSLA at their current price point. Farting is as close as I'm going to come to giving a shit about TSLA. |
| Market would still go up....yw |
| SPY to 750 obviously |
| Do I get to pick where I go? I am not sure if I'm even able to afford that choice. |
| Thanks. I've been meaning to join in on the bullying |
| You now know the script |
| Fuck it, i’m with you\n\nAll-in with 16 shares of CMB.Tech, see you at the moon comrade 🫡 |
| I’m considering it. Definitely sunk cost fallacy but I just know this shit is gonna rug soon. |
| It’s possible we are in a special time. You know how like all the sudden everyone has a brokerage. Like literally every guy has one. And this AI stuff is probably going to be legit. \n\nOh yea and the money supply only goes up which matters more than anything . Or just fight it and lose repeatedly, either way who cares |
| I always wake up and think ….wouldn’t be great to have some sort of big ro9m at my house where I can express myself with dance. \n\nMaybe the type of room be named after one thing I love such as balls. |
| smart |
| I wonder what would happen if all mag 7 reported catastrophically bad earnings, interest rates got raised and 🥭 invaded Iran at the same time causing an astronomical oil price spike. |
| Fake assassination attempt is bullish |
| Four hours until my futes jork sesh. LFG. |
| What is this magical law where we have to have circuit breaker in order to have a more "sustainable" market? |
| u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR |
| Marhaba |
| It's the baby from monkey ball on GC in my eyes\n\nI'm a baby ape |
| it has monaco in the name. i mean, how deeper can this become. |
| Just get a loan regard |
| Intel 120 |
| Bro take my dick out your mouth and get a fucking job |
| George isn't at home... |
| Can someone share the link to weekend futes, please and thanks…. 😘 |
| https://preview.redd.it/sfte6hu4rkxg1.jpeg?width=805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2819b85c0626b70f1f1ba042ccd6ba13c1a11b1 |
| Peace talks back on at 929 tomorrow morning |
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| Well what did he say? |
| About out of money to continue my ceaseless QQQ put buying … |
| It was Ber peener hitting the floor |
| President Xi rubbing his hands while hiding behind a tree |
| I bet the gunshots heard were just AI |
| Covered calls have low expected returns. If you compare the expected outcome to other places you could put your money over a long time horizon you are literally just throwing away your money |
| A cornered bear is more dangerous than a retarded bull with social media |
| believe it or not... |
| BRO trying to distract us from the real HIGH GAS PRICES PANDEMIC |
| at least bro isn't even hiding that his so called "insights" are 100% vibes |
| Futes only down .2% for the weekend tbh |
| Did someone surprise Princess Leia? |
| Yeah, I would attribute some of the societal and behavioral issues we're seeing now to the rise of emphasis on "personalization" in advertising - you can have anything when you want it, the way you want it. Basically leans into the Main Character syndrome, especially when parents are far more lax than they used to be. |
| Bols r fuk. There you go |
| Maybe not homeless, but hoeless for sure |
| I need the call or put day by day breakdown bro |
| All the activity happens after close, so your 0DTEs expire before earnings and the gap up/down happens before you can buy more tomorrow. |
| Futes are going to be red tonight and then Bols will say that it will be green by open and I hate the fact that they’re going to be correct again |
| [Original post btw](https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/2048205337488920920/photo/1) |
| Yeah I did the math and I'd need a massive rip in NVDA to match even a 1% growth in SCHG with how leveraged I am |
| Knowing 🥭 it would be even stranger if he wasn't asking about that |
| Regardinho here. Over. |
| If they made the movie 300 about Americans it would be called 300 lbs |
| It's all casino, praise be Allah |
| What do we think of the percentage of bers that are homeless? 70-80%? |
| https://preview.redd.it/dv6nff4gqkxg1.png?width=398&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6970cd0d5aec00d0ec5e847e345ee0409aaacb8\n\n |
| BUL WILL NEVER RECOVER |
| FA and you will FO |
| Bears didn’t doom post all weekend long for once, which actually has me concerned for the market now. |
| Good job! So many young adults don't realize how important school is, maybe moreso than any other field. 💪🏼⚖️ 💵 🫰 |
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| I thought they just did music? I follow their channel on yt |
| Yeah, at a kumon or something lmao |
| Holy shit why did I keep reading |
| Somehow before I started watching the hulk Hogan doc, just by the name of the doc, I could tell it was propaganda for he who shall not be named |
| Ima doctor jim, not jesus |
| Loud and clear. Lima Charlie. Lucky Charms |
| If next week continues the trend 🥭 will have a proper entry in the books for the greatest month the stock market has ever seen since spy began trading over 30 years ago. |
| Are you a real person? Your comments are like AI attempting to learn humor. |
| Port grows penis shrinks. |
| A 20% AMZN DUMP WOULD STILL PUT IT ABOVE THE IRAN WAR LOWS LMAO 🤌 |
| Copy that, positions locked in. Just don't let the leverage eat you before Monday opens. |
| Nononnono the chip boom from data centers can only go up |
| calls are saved. |
| OPEN THE FUCKIN' CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! |
| Got some bad news for ya.. |
| Then you woke up |
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| !banbet POET 19 4w |
| If you buy stocks theres no risk. Just don't fuck up |
| [You were wrong dumbfuck](https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/2048205337488920920/photo/1). The hats are AI generated. Retract your statement. |
| No, thats the problem. Its all fake and gay until they are. |
| Teaching real world experience |
| Judgement day |
| I like quantum too you’re right. What do you tell them you do for a living? |
| Are the circuit breakers in the room with us right now? |
| Green buy red, red buy green got it |
| [How does it feel to be so confident, yet so fucking wrong](https://x.com/NFL_DovKleiman/status/2048205337488920920/photo/1)? |
| Is this real or fake I genuinely can’t tell LMAO |
| The people teaching our kids 😂 |
| If I grow my portfolio, will it grow my penis? |
| But I really like jpow |
| Wanna stay anonymous, but one of the top state law skools |
| Buy a quality stock (RDDT) on sale, hold for 3 years for a 3-5x return, and prosper 😊 |
| TRULIEVE CANNABIS CORP -> `0` (0 / 0%) |
| !p TCNNF |
| Google Cloud Next was actually pretty bullish for the thesis. Gemini Enterprise Agent Platform, new TPUs, AI Hypercomputer, and Agentic Data Cloud all point to Google trying to turn AI from “cool demo” into actual enterprise infrastructure. The stock still needs Cloud growth to prove it, but this is not just search anymore. GOOGL might be boring, but boring with TPU scale and enterprise AI distribution can still print. |
| 2028: In an ultimate stroke of irony in an administration marked with ever-increasing dichotomies, the supposedly impervious white house ballroom was the scene of the finally successful assassination attempt. |
| 10-4 fellow regard, over |
| Bruh. \n\nGlad I didn't listen |
| The internet |
| I feel like we're guna run out of bombs |
| Baby its going higher |
| Where do you see weekend futes? |
| Bros unironically proud of his fast food brands hat collection 😂 |
| No. Just hold that and use new money to buy whatever other shit you want. |
| you will NEVER be my pope |
| Stocks literally never go down |
| I'm definitely not a culture fit for Chik-fil-a |
| Heard, over |
| 🥭 is jestermaxxing |
| people seem to ignore that figma has never demonstrated they can be a profitable company. \n\n \nyes, they have some users, but in a suddenly extremely competitive market with these AI giants, how will they grow enough to \*become\* profitable, because they \*aren't\* profitable now and never have been. \n\n \npeople keep saying "oh they just need to cling on to stay relevant because brand"; they aren't profitable. they need to actually grow and reduce costs to become profitable amidst this disruption. why do you want to own part of a company which only loses money? |
| If its hard, it can't fall. Sound logic! |
| Makes sense. He’s bankrupting ours. |
| Amen. Till then we are gonna be enacting Groundhog Day in the same narrow awful zone till kingdom come. |
| teachin people lessons |
| Porn. Its getting crazy out there with the wildest shit you never could’ve imagined. \n\nIts a scientific fact that porn innovations and studying the bleeding edge tech related is how we have most of what we use today in tech. \n\nI study it daily 4 hours minimum. |
| Just buy |
| Unironically harder than one would think. I've been working a white collar job for 10+ years. I tried getting an evening shift somewhere to help pay medical bills. No one would hire me. |
| How is the option market on FIG? |
| Any hardcore 🌈 🐻 s that bought calls recently? I need to plan for next week. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Green_Conclusion5792** bet **SPY** goes from **714.04** to **707.0** before **27-Apr-2026 01:53 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 4 wins and 35 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Radio check, over |
| im buying puts |
| The shooter was teacher of the month? wtf |
| Sources say he has been asking if his poll numbers have gone up after last night - AXIOS |
| Yeah, can someone who is familiar with the Robinhood UI explain that? \n\n17k shares of NVDL is more than his $800k account. Is OP on margin? |
| We gonna continue to pump for the rest of the year until we get a hot enough inflation print that can't be ignored. |
| Amazon and Google still have some work to do |
| I'm tired boss |
| I mean, we really cant move on until we get the circuit breaker that was promised to us 3000 years ago. There is just no avoiding it, everyone and their grandma knows we got some circuit breaker style news over the past year and a half and they just cucked it and didnt let it play out. Just let it fall down once and we can see where we land, dust ourselves off and begin something more sustainable. |
| We are in a bubble and it can still be real.\n\nThe internet/dotcom bubble just got ahead of itself, it did not mean the internet was not in the top 5 inventions of all time. |
| Bigly green tomorrow. Bigly!!! |
| It's hilarious how they have taken out multiple Iranian leaders and maimed others, yet a gunshot in the distance they sell as some great difficulty or travesty and woe is me |
| I’m on the same ride. Initially bought 3000 shares in 2021. After watching every video interview with Peter Beck and Adam Spice through the dark times in 2022, 2023 and the convertible bond raise in February 2024, I accumulated 49k shares by the end of September 2024. \n\nFor me, it was a no-brainer. Nothing was going to keep Beck from achieving his goal. I still own 34k shares today. And that’s after several round trips, selling over 80k shares in my retirement accounts, resulting in about $2m in realized gains. \n\nMy ASTS story is very similar… currently holding 33k shares. \n\nI don’t know what the price of RKLB will be next month or at the end of the year, but I‘m pretty sure it will be much higher by the end of 2027. \n\nWhat I’ve learned from all of this is you invest in management and their vision. And Peter Beck is as good as it gets. |
| Spy 7300 or 6300 |
| Elaborate, please |
| Spy 800 coming soon this week |
| I’ve seen this one before.. another institution bites the dust. |
| Plot twist - I knew that |
| TRULITE INC -> `0` (0 / 0%) |
| Some people on the whcd floor were told to evacuate, some were left behind 😂 |
| I work in AI it’s just getting started. |
| agentic ai is not heavy at all, it can use the same piece of crap hardware humans are forced to use, the LLM is still the bottleneck |
| I agree it would be an extremely bad situation if the market didnt keep going up despite all indicators showing it should go down. Thats why the next few years are going to be so bad. |
| Hang in there. I don't normally even tell friends what I do as far as trading, because when I do try to explain their eyes glaze over. as if I was explaining quantum physics. Simple sound financial management is hard enough for most people. \n\nSome guys have problems with women who are exceptionally smart, very athletic, or really successful in what they do. Other guys find it fascinating and interesting . Try to find one of them |
| write it once. post it every fomc week. takes 5 minutes.\n\nyou blow your account every fomc week and don't even read the warning. takes 90 seconds and costs you everything.\n\nwe're not the same. |
| Crazy they save Vance first, yet he's not the top presidential candidate for next year |
| Joe's mama LMAO 🤌 |
| It was all planned by mossad 🕵️ |
| It ends when 🥭 declares it ended. Otherwise it’s just a fart in the wind |
| Dead dinosaur of a company IMO. If they breathe the word AI it’ll have a small rally then dump back to the depths it belongs |
| Stocks go up. |
| !banbet INTC 110 2w |
| No, just me and my notepad |
| Invest in simis, not simi adjacents |
| Up another 2% tomorrow. |
| Yeah it's been on for a month. \n\n\nI listen when mowing the lawn |
| Yeah fair enough |
| I was going to ask same |
| If the market didn’t make all time highs frequently, it would be losing to inflation and unsustainable as the primary retirement vehicle of the nation…does that even factor in to the thinking of the people who seem constantly amazed and confounded at the market at all time highs? |
| figma balls |
| Idk I’ve always thought I was a left nut baby |
| This is the most important thing to understand in your financial life right now. Those who don't take advantage of compound interest are doomed to be taken advantage of by it. |
| Yes please!!! |
| @(0.0)@ |
| If mag 7 actually start pumping again i will be very worried. That just doesn't happen. Top would surely be in very soon at that point. |
| Up next, a move to agriculture, with a line of the Ayatollahs shallot aya |
| Not cheaper. Own don't rent. |
| >Videos online suggest it's one of the most defensible countries in the world. \n\n\nThe game Risk taught me that. Alaska, Iceland and Mexico were the key territories |
| Bull market 📈 till 2100 |
| BTFD!!! |
| investors who thought were in an AI bubble but switched to thinking it is real (or we are at least closer to early '90s than late '90s on the bubble timeline): what convinced you? |
| #There used to be a ton of meme stuff outside of the daily thread but now all I see is YOLOs when I step outside the daily. LMAO🤌 |
| Clear |
| son, guess which one you came from 👋( ͜ ㅅ ͜ )💥 |
| TRULIEVE!!!!!!! |
| I wouldn’t. They are backed by the us government for $10 billion, also have terafab involvement, they’re just catching the tail wind of AI now. I thought the same thing. My best friend works for them and they changed the CFO recently and the stock started to go up from there. Very very bad move to short this right now |
| Many years back xyzpill pages made me believe that women of my race are obsessed with White men.\n\nThen I actually talked to women IRL after ending up in a place where most around me were women.\n\nSuddenly realized that the only person around who has sexted White men, imagined about sucking White men's dicks and White boy bussies is me. Not any woman.\n\n(And now all of those girls think that I am super ghey because I revealed having sexted White men on Reddit.) |
| #THE CATALYST IS COMPLETE. THE SETUP FULLFILLED. EUROPE DENOUNCES THE U.S. IRAN WAR RAGES ON. ON MONDAY WE DINE IN HELL BOIS. |
| I'll need you to strip before we process you |
| How much hours does you r day have?I mean to write a book on this crap |
| We have clean beautiful coal and you're bearish? Ok... |
| Or checkers |
| HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE |
| Is this why Diddy had all that baby oil? |
| Original |
| got ya, you can put ur hand down now |
| Get off Reddit Dad |
| 2nd regard checking in |
| *leaves on read* |
| I sold my 5 shares in December I bought back in 2018 for $11 a piece |
| https://preview.redd.it/usuzb2cdnkxg1.png?width=421&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf486fc9a6c1c5f3242df6a533e04d4f66c5caee\n\n*chips* |
| Just like the ass ass in the nation attempt |
| there's a time and a place for everything - your mom agrees |
| wait a few hours |
| considering wendy's is closing up shop, us bears are f*cked. |
| That money is already lost bro |
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| Same. It's terrible. I really wanted to like it but if you try to use it for anything more than basically a spreadsheet, it becomes clunky and unreliable. I think it did well early on because it was fresh and there were limited alternatives. But they've barely innovated and there are still severe limitations. Everything feels way too manual.\n\nI feel like upside for adoption is limited and it's not a sticky product. |
| regard checking in |
| The stock market won't go down unless someone hits the U.S. mainland. Videos online suggest it's one of the most defensible countries in the world, not to mention the military. So I invest in stocks |
| Big law is a drain, work associates to death. Great money/segue tho! which Law School? |
| You know what that means |
| How many you like pounding and how many of you prefer it to lovemaking and vice versa |
| OP, get a diverse portfolio in amount you can afford to not touch for the foreseeable, delete the app and unsubscribe from WSB 👍🏻 |
| k |
| just checkin', yep yep, still fake and ghey |
| Get a job |
| Are the balls in the room with you? |
| Unfortunately, yes. |
| That’d make sense so it probably won’t happen |
| if you do make sure to sell before you become a bagholder ... the irrationality of all this pump and dumps is crazy. You can definitely peel some % out of it. |
| Love you too bb |
| Moass tomorrow. |
| Hey, this guy's a phony! |
| I’m thinking to throw 10k in all of the earnings this week for companies I like\n\nIt’s less about the money but to callus my brain from losses and volatility\n\ninb4 FANG all drop 10% lol fml |
| Are futes futin guys? If not, I’m cooked. |
| Who thinks Coinbase is going to be around in five years? Crypto died almost a decade ago. |
| I think we open red, and if we do I will be buying that dip, but if we open green I'll still be buying calls. |
| Avis? Why Avis? |
| the Chad might mog but when the jester is talking even the king sits down and listens |
| Yo how did I not know bloomberg has daily shows on the weekend too? That combo with Yahoo finance makes up most of my watch time now |
| So the Iran/US ceasefire expires tonight? It was 3-5 days from Tuesday |
| Holy Geezus u killed it!! Nice job Lord, congrats. Send some extra angels my way |
| everyone making money and here I am rotting |
| WSB is fun and all but the reality is if you hold most stocks for 5y you will make more than daytrading.\n\nEven as a bear.. stonk market only go up due to money printing.\n\nBoring though. |
| I tried to do my two weeks, they made it so ridiculous for me i was like ya know what? Nevermind. Lol |
| It's beautiful |
| Looks Clear |
| How did they allow GOOGL, AMZN, META, MSFT to report on the same day? |
| There isn't a single person on this sub that thinks we're opening red right? What a time to be alive. |
| Yes let me check his other posts. Not the one on here where he’s telling us to buy with his low effort AI prompt. If he had half a brain he would’ve included it here |
| We had sad pepe, shrek and all those emojis when I was a lurker. Of course when I start commenting actively, they’re no longer available. What a shit life. |
| If true, you are disturbed \n\nIf false, you are disturbed |
| Damn alright dude, don't gotta be all upset about it lmao |
| I think I might be retarded enough to pickup some Jan 28 $POET leaps after it doubled last week. I think we're in long term blastoff territory. |
| You think the AI boom is over? We still got wire makers, screw and bolt manufacturers, hvac stocks, dehumidifiers, copper miners and much much more we can pump.\n\nLiterally a an endless supply of pumps thanks to AI. No industry or stock will be left out! |
| 🤌 has returned all is right in the wsb sub |
| Your good. I've got calls already, so it's very doubtful to go over 20. |
| Everyone wants to be the top dog in fintech. I would personally love to see Costco get in. If they incentivized the hot dog combo for opening an account it’s game over for anyone else. |
| Its so beautiful outside today |
| !banbet INTC 110 2w |
| It’s always people with ridiculous amounts of money making the worst decisions. That being said, I wish you a speedy recovery.\n\nYou only lose when you sell. |
| Just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
| Mods ban |
| But investigation is over. Maybe they reached a resolution 💸 |
| are we ghey yet? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/bobby_stackz** bet **QCOM** goes from **149.87** to **200.0** before **10-May-2026 01:37 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 4 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet QCOM 200 2w |
| Retard. |
| I love you baby |
| Have 5/1 710p’s and 5/5 7/15p’s. Depending on futures and PM may sell the 5/1’s on Monday. Might not play this week with how volatile it’s going to be. |
| #Bers are an important part of the economy. Who else will put fries in the bag? LMAO🤌 |
| “Transitory” will go down as one of the biggest fed failures in history |
| If she’s bitchin at you with paragraphs just text back “k” |
| Come on now, I'm not THAT bearish ... |
| No man I’m never doing anal again |
| And its JPOWs last. Go out with a bang? |
| Enjoy being under 50 while you can \n\n0dte options trading is our real evolutionary edge |
| AI jesus wouldnt have ran away like that lmaooo bro is fake jesus |
| You guys are so stupid. There’s almost no bears here anymore. It’s just drooling idiots yelling SPY 750 or 800\n\nGo be happy that the market is pumping instead of worrying about bears 24/7 |
| UK royal is visiting 🥭, and they gonna discuss on what calls to buy on monday open. |
| Notion seems to be far better. Another part of our org uses that. |
| Well that’s rough then maybe it’s what you need? |
| Wtf. I swear I saw this at $40 couple of days ago. |
| Bearhunter awakens from slumber 🤌 |
| Unlikely |
| #Monday and Tuesday will be flat as everyone anticipates JPow decision and MAG7 earnings. Wednesday will probably be also flat since earnings are after market closes. Shit will move on Thursday. LMAO🤌 |
| Be the reason that another man's wife has to address you as her "husband's boyfriend" LMAO. |
| Just 10% of that, lord baby Jesus and I’ll be very grateful 🙏 |
| Role playing is getting weird |
| Dick is what she needs |
| Money Printer goes BRRRRRRRRRREE 🖨️🖨️🖨️📈📈📈 |
| You have the original explanation on how the option can move so much based on movements of the underlying. The answer is it isn’t simple, it’s leveraged, and you’ll need to do your homework to understand it. You have everything you already need in this thread to start. |
| Once you realize everyone is a loser including you, life becomes so much better. \n\nNo one is above being a loser! |
| What goes up, must come down \n\nFuck the bulls 🖕 |
| Futures can’t open soon enough. How much do yall want to bet oil spikes? Hm? |
| Don't be a cuck and let your wife fool around with other men.\n\nInstead cuck your wife by getting fucked by big dicked Chads yourself. |
| FUCK!!! 🤌's back |
| Have you never heard of gambling? |
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| You can retire somewhere in South-East Europe by buying a 500 000 € apartment or house for renting out and then living off rent and dividends.\n\n\nYou'd live better than most tourists that come here.\n\n\nOP should not be a gambling fool and throw life on easy mode away so easily. |
| What number Taiwan? |
| Next stimulus will be a little ballroom for every US citizen\n\nTYFYATTM |
| Watch this thang open up 10%+ |
| Calls |
| Put the AI in the coconut, and drink it all up. |
| Check his other post |
| Sure |
| My puts are ATM on QQQ and SPY not worried about it |
| I full ported puts on qqq. I need 2% down by next week. Bye yall |
| congrats!! |
| False flags are always bullish |
| Leave her on read |
| Yeah… there are some pretty big red flags here. Not subtle ones either. There was huge volatility in the market. During that time, I’m sorry, but I want to say 95% chance this isn’t real.\n\n⸻\n\n🚩 1. The percentage gain is mathematically off\n\nYou’re showing:\n\n* Avg cost: $10.96\n* Current price: $345.38\n\nThat should be roughly:\n\n\frac{345.38 - 10.9587}{10.9587} \approx 30.5\n\n➡️ That’s about +3,050%, which matches the % shown.\n\nBUT…\nWhen a platform gets this right but other numbers don’t line up (see below), it usually means:\n\n* It’s calculating % from one dataset\n* And dollar gain from another\n\nThat’s a consistency problem.\n\n⸻\n\n🚩 2. Gain vs Market Value mismatch (this is the big one)\n\nLet’s check the basics:\n\n* Market Value: $7,946,270\n* Book Cost: $252,050\n\nExpected gain:\n\n7,946,270 - 252,050 \approx 7,694,220\n\n➡️ That actually matches your gain number almost perfectly\n\nSo at first glance it looks fine…\n\nBUT here’s the issue:\n\n👉 That implies you bought:\n\n* 23,000 shares at ~$10.96\n\nThat part checks out:\n\n23,000 \times 10.9587 \approx 252,050\n\nSo the math is internally consistent…\n\n⸻\n\n🚩 3. The real red flag: realism of the position\n\nThis is where things break down in the real world:\n\nYou’re supposedly holding:\n\n* 23,000 shares of AMD\n* Worth ~$8 million\n* With a $250k cost basis\n\nThat means:\n\n* You bought AMD around $10–$11\n* And held through a 30x run\n\n👉 That would be an exceptionally rare, near-perfect long-term hold\n\nNot impossible—but:\n\n* That’s early 2016 AMD pricing\n* You’d have had to never sell, never rebalance, never mess up\n\nThat’s lottery-ticket-level discipline\n\n⸻\n\n🚩 4. Bid/Ask size inconsistency\n\n* Bid size: 89 lots\n* Ask size: 460 lots\n\nThat’s not crazy, but:\n\n* For a highly liquid stock like AMD, spreads and sizes are usually tighter/more balanced\n* Combined with everything else, it suggests this might not be a live Level 1 quote feed (or is delayed/simulated)\n\n⸻\n\n🚩 5. The interface itself\n\nBig tell here:\n\n* The layout + formatting + massive unrealized gain highlight\n* Looks very similar to demo accounts / mock portfolios / screenshot edits\n\nEspecially:\n\n* The clean round numbers\n* The extreme % gain prominently circled\n\n⸻\n\n🚩 6. No tax lots / no history context\n\nFor a position like this, most real brokerages would show:\n\n* Multiple tax lots\n* Different purchase dates\n* Not one clean average like this\n\n⸻\n\n🧠 Bottom line (straight talk)\n\nThere are two possibilities:\n\n✅ Scenario A (legit but rare)\n\n* Someone actually bought AMD around $10 in size\n* Held perfectly for ~10 years\n* Never sold\n\n→ Possible, but extremely uncommon\n\n🚨 Scenario B (more likely)\n\n* Simulated account, paper trading, or edited screenshot\n* Or numbers pulled from different datasets (cost vs current vs %)\n\n⸻\n\nAlright—let’s break this into the two things\n\n⸻\n\n🧠 1. What real trade history would have to look like\n\nFor your numbers to be legit, the story would have to be very clean and very specific:\n\n📊 Your position implies:\n\n* 23,000 shares\n* Average cost ≈ $10.96\n* Total invested ≈ $252K\n* Current price ≈ $345\n\nThat means:\n\nYou essentially did one of these two things:\n\n⸻\n\n✅ Scenario A: Single early buy (most likely way this works)\n\nYou bought everything in one window when Advanced Micro Devices was cheap:\n\n* Timeframe: 2015–early 2016\n* AMD price range: $2 → $12\n* Your avg cost (~$10.96) suggests:\n * You likely bought closer to late 2016, not the absolute bottom\n\n👉 Example realistic version:\n\n* Bought ~23,000 shares around $10–11\n* Held through:\n * Ryzen launch\n * GPU cycles\n * AI boom\n* Never sold a meaningful amount\n\nProblem:\nMost people don’t:\n\n* Hold through multiple 50–70% drawdowns\n* Avoid trimming at 2x, 5x, 10x gains\n\nThis requires unusual discipline (or luck)\n\n⸻\n\n⚠️ Scenario B: Multiple buys over time\n\nMore realistic behavior would be:\n\n* Some shares at $5–$10\n* Some at $20–$50\n* Some later\n\nBut here’s the issue:\n\n👉 That would raise your average cost, not keep it at ~$10.96\n\nSo to still end at $10.96:\n\n* The vast majority of shares must have been bought early\n* Later buys would have to be minimal\n\n⸻\n\n🚫 What this is NOT\n\n* Not a trader account (too clean)\n* Not someone averaging in over years (avg would be higher)\n* Not someone taking profits (position size still huge)\n\n⸻\n\n📅 2. What date you’d need to buy to match this\n\nWe reverse from your average cost:\n\nYour cost basis:\n\n\frac{252,050}{23,000} \approx 10.96\n\n⸻\n\n📍 When was AMD ≈ $10.96?\n\n* Mid–late 2016\n* Specifically around:\n * June–December 2016\n\nThat was:\n\n* Right before AMD’s major breakout\n* Right as Ryzen hype was starting\n\n⸻\n\n📈 What that means in plain terms\n\nIf this is real, the person:\n\n* Bought AMD right before it took off\n* Put in ~$250K (not small money)\n* Sat on it for ~10 years\n* Turned it into ~$8 million\n\n⸻\n\n🚨 Final reality check\n\nHere’s the blunt version:\n\n✔️ Mathematically:\n\n* Everything lines up internally\n\n❗ Behaviorally:\n\n* This is extremely uncommon\n* It requires:\n * Big conviction early\n * No panic selling\n * No profit-taking\n * No diversification pressure\n\n🧠 Probability-wise:\n\n* Possible? Yes\n* Typical? Not even close\n\n⸻\n\n🔍 My honest take (no fluff)\n\nThis looks like one of:\n\n1. Paper trading / simulated account\n2. Edited or cherry-picked screenshot\n3. A very rare long-term hold (top ~1% behavior)\n\n⸻\n |
| I’m thinking it’ll be green unfortunately. I’ll likely exit my positions tomorrow |
| Asana and Jira are both significantly better |
| I don’t understand how I can lose money on options and still go back to playing more options. Gotta be a disease, defies logic and reasoning |
| So on Wednesday we have a Fed day in addition to 4 out of MAG7 reporting earnings at once. LMAO🤌 |
| I want to BE paid to use Monday … |
| You're just a few weeks late. |
| Their ad revenue growth rate is half that of Meta's... Meta increases their ad prices at double the rate that rddtb increases their ad prices... RDDT just needs to increase their ad prices to match the growth rates of Meta's |
| Where are the Strip Clubs the serve chicken tendies for lunch 🤣 |
| 100% agree Claude design is a close competitor to Canva. People who say otherwise clearly do not work in larger orgs |
| AI wrote this? |
| I hate there ads |
| They fucked up when they took away the monthly points to buy awards, because I took away my bank account from them |
| Regarded |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love how meta this chat gets |
| There’s a serial downvoter in here |
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| i know what you're going to do this week.\n\ni've watched it for ten years.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/sluic627lkxg1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=31d3a3de51b93c37ddbf076bca50af362daf71c3\n\n[](https://preview.redd.it/fomc-4-mag-7-earnings-in-24-hours-here-is-exactly-how-each-v0-9mqjvoglkkxg1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=c713d6898dd08da0a91792ef085fbb280507e2ec)\n\nmonday: you buy QQQ puts because it "looks toppy."\n\ntuesday: NQ grinds up another 0.4%. you average down on the puts. "this can't keep going."\n\nwednesday 1:55pm: you YOLO 0DTE calls 5 minutes before powell speaks because "the dovish pivot is priced in."\n\n2:01pm: powell says one boring word. NQ rips 200 points. your puts go to zero.\n\n2:04pm: NQ reverses 300 points. your calls go to zero too.\n\n2:06pm: somehow you lost money on BOTH sides of the trade.\n\nthursday: you post the loss porn. it gets 4k upvotes.\n\nfriday: you do it again with rent money.\n\nevery. single. time.\n\n\---\n\nlet me explain something to the regards in the back.\n\nNQ closed friday at 27,440. that is an ALL TIME HIGH.\n\nthe chart printed higher highs and higher lows for 5 sessions in a row.\n\nthe trend has been up for 18 months.\n\nand a third of you are about to short it because "intel was up 23% in one day, that's unsustainable."\n\nbrother. the market has been unsustainable since march 2009.\n\nyou have been wrong for 16 years.\n\nyou will be wrong this week too.\n\n\---\n\nhere is the actual setup if you can read past the crayons.\n\nnew ATH zone: 27,440 to 27,500\n\n1st support: 27,100 to 27,200\n\nbreakout retest: 26,900 to 27,000\n\nbull: hold 27,200, clear 27,500, run to 27,800\n\nbear: lose 27,000 before wednesday, dump to 26,800\n\nchop: pin in a 240 point box until powell talks. classic.\n\n\---\n\nTHIS WEEK YOU FACE\n\ntuesday: case-shiller, consumer confidence (nobody cares)\n\nwednesday: FOMC 2pm, powell press 2:30, MSFT + GOOGL + META + AMZN all dump earnings after close\n\nthursday: GDP, PCE, jobless claims at 8:30, AAPL after close\n\nfriday: payrolls if we're unlucky\n\nfour of the five biggest names in the index report Q1 in the same 24 hours as a fed decision.\n\nthat has happened maybe ten times in your trading life.\n\nATR will double. options vol is going to vaporize whichever side of the iron condor you're sweating.\n\n\---\n\nPREDICTIONS\n\n70% chance powell says "well-positioned" five times. NQ pops 100 points then dumps 200. your 0DTE calls expire worthless and your puts also expire worthless because you held them through the bounce.\n\n20% chance one of MSFT GOOGL META AMZN misses on AI capex guidance. NQ futures dump 400 points after-hours. you don't even have a position because you got stopped out earlier in the day on the 1 minute chart.\n\n10% chance everything beats. NQ goes to 27,800. you watch from cash because you blew your account tuesday on 0DTE TSLA puts.\n\n\---\n\nthis is not financial advice.\n\nthis is me explaining to you that wednesday at 2pm is not a buying opportunity.\n\nit is a kill zone.\n\nstop trading 90 minutes before FOMC.\n\nstop buying 0DTE calls 5 minutes before powell.\n\nstop adding to puts at the literal all time high.\n\nyour wife's boyfriend already knows this.\n\nthat's why he's the one driving the new car.\n\n\---\n\npositions: cash. like an adult. |
| #Wednesday is basically SPY's earnings day between JPow and huge earnings reports LMAO🤌 |
| your fault for going for married women, you stooped to the level you hate. congrats |
| It's a sub requirement dummy your post will get auto nodded otherwise |
| What is up with all the bull crap. I just need one ticket to go to the moon. Which on is it?? |
| I already know I am fuk |
| Invested? You're in the wrong place. |
| #This Wednesday could be the most important day in history. It's JPow day plus 4 of MAG7 reports earnings. LMAO🤌 |
| I let my wife fuck this sad sack of shit because we felt sorry for him. Then he got really emotional and gay when she cut him off. Saying he will never date anyone ever again and all this weird shit. I am gonna eat my wife's ass tonight. |
| Because the market is forward looking and these tools have just been created in the Ai side with implementation going to take 12 - 18 months. That's when SaaS revenue and margins will plummet. The market is forward lookkng\n\nIt sounds like you aren't. |
| What do you do? Product/ux design? |
| I mean I hope you are right Reddit is a large holding for me but Meta is probably going to surpass Google this year in advertising. It’s not impossible but being realistic I think it’s a big ask |
| https://preview.redd.it/xaaom8wpkkxg1.png?width=427&format=png&auto=webp&s=409b2df43fcb44bf272ad6a22f6fa19ef3b0386a\n\nLooks like there was a sudden 12% short interest float increase in February. I wonder who is shorting it?\n\nBears quietly re-entering even as the stock rips.... |
| Positions or ban fuckclown |
| It is a part of the laws of physics |
| I thought you said AMC and I got excited |
| What in trying to figure out is why companies don't realize that once they lay off everyone the token cost is going to fucking skyrocket |
| CAR calls will feed a generation |
| Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Google, and Meta all Wednesday and Thursday. \n\n\nI'll will almost certainly drop. |
| Oh so you weren’t naked in DC good to know |
| Mental health, sexually confused with childish anger issues. |
| https://preview.redd.it/sqiftiiwkkxg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8c4759a35a75f6d654557d1df8e4ab37db81796\n\nbro hope u’re right |
| Dow hitting 50k, Nasdaq hitting 25k, and SP500 hitting 7200 this week! What a time to be alive |
| At this point I feel I am retardmaxxxing by not downloading a prediction market app and making bets on everything as ridiculous as shit like last night. Guess I'll just be poor |
| Taco Bell one actually pretty neat |
| https://preview.redd.it/mgpkdq1vkkxg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df82232ad5396e85a86cc31f4fd6de8971e44df7\n\n |
| LMAO 🤌 |
| Lol sure. |
| 4 and a half hour till we learn who is fuck |
| Go with Donnie. |
| Long term, sure. But all of the mag 7 will crater immediately after earnings. Betting against a drop after tech earnings is like betting on the sun not to come up. |
| Me too |
| My stomach's making some weird noises. \n\nWill somebody hold my finger? |
| Not mind, reddit posts. They parse data even before you click comment, notice how it saves drafts when you dont complete the comment and actually post it? Its immediately sent to reddit servers as you type it. |
| It’s okay |
| So you rounded 30 to 33.3 and also 35 to 33.3, and then the other 35 you stuck with 35 for ... You see what I'm saying? |
| Sometimes you take a shot and are super wrong. C'est la vie\n\n |
| #LMAO🤌 |
| She’s day drinking, Cuh |
| Me |
| That’s it. There are new chances everyday |
| The collabs are what make this stuff look like a joke. \n\nThey even partner with docusign, which should be the easiest company to kill. |
| Sorry 😞 |
| Interesting what would you rather have used than Monday? |
| Gong will eat these in rapid time |
| Yeah 👍 situations don't monitor themselves |
| Bro can you just tell me what to do next |
| Guys I’m scared this guy can move BTC with his mind it seems |
| Oh shut |
| Abundance mindset will set you free. There’s always a good deal every day. |
| Damn shouldn’t have spent so much time typing 😢 |
| Make yet another post you need to pump this more please. |
| Why hasn’t it hit numbers on earnings then yet? |
| You still have s u c k and p (and p) so you can still do gey stuff |
| 𝒟𝑒𝒶𝓇 🥭,\n\n𝐿𝑒𝓉 𝓊𝓈 𝒶𝑔𝓇𝑒𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑔𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑜𝓁𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝒻𝒻.\n\n𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒,\n\n𝐼𝓇𝒶𝓃 |
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| Puts on this guy's medication |
| My work is assigned through it. Not complaining that I have to do more work. Complaining that it’s bug-riddled, difficult to use. \n\nHard to make me more productive when the app displays incorrect information, or nothing, >50% of the time. \n\nI’m also management, so way to assume I’m a worker drone bitching about the amount of work I have to do.\n |
| What in the AI post |
| 100,000 shares of PLTR i bought at $7 and sold at $10. 🤷 |
| Why? |
| I don't plan on ever having sex. I'm going to buy the SpaceX IPO |
| 35,30 and 35 technically, rounded it |
| Who’s all in puts at Fridays close? |
| On my feed 😎 |
| That’s the weakest shit I’ve read all day, congrats |
| Yep did try |
| How come you list their client makeup as 35%, 1/3 and 1/3? Makes me think youre stupid. Oh that and the big investment in this pile of shit. |
| You're part of the problem bro. If you know someone is taken already you can do your part and not make the situation any worse. It usually takes a while before it gets bad. |
| I would argue its ChatGPT |
| Tell me where I’m wrong I’ll wait.\nOr just ignore it lol like 99.9% or people here will.\nPump and dumps on 3b companies on Reddit would be funny, never happened though lol |
| Positions or ban |
| Bears in absolute shambles |
| Calls |
| We're living in the golden age of speculation. \n\nWith that said, calls. |
| "it works" is what you are claiming AI can't overcome? |
| have you tried to use it? fucking dogshite product |
| He’s right though post position or fuck off |
| Be better change the cycle. \n\n\nHave an affair with the husband too. |
| Sell them some bags "just to let you get the feel of it" |
| It's actually possible if they grow at the same rate as Meta, but I got a bunch of flack for being too optimistic so I had to rewrite the numbers and base the valuation on a 30 PE multiple \n\n(Meta has double the ARPU growth that I calculated for, if you double the ARPU growth rate it gives us rev of ~15 B and a net income of $13.5 B ... Given a pe of 60, what is currently trading at, that's $813 B in market cap... Not too far off) |
| Definitely |
| I need to check ER dates of my stock holdings. I always miss some and are shocked seeing a big up or down |
| Sir, have you seen their income statements? |
| Thesis has always been same. Get more feedback to get more investment decisions.\nIf Reddit posts could move markets, wouldn’t that be something lol |
| You poor thing? Fuck off you made choices |
| She texted with hiiiii does she need money or something |
| Get in here boys! New pump and dump prayer post just dropped! |
| Waffle House over Denny's every time |
| I know this sounds crazy but a ballroom would have prevented all of this. |
| It's what I come here for |
| That’s cool. I also have an internal app at our company, and yet it would have been cheaper to go third party.\nDIY construction is a thing yet construction and repairs companies still exist to maintain houses |
| The country is now run by a bunch of rival gangs of roaming gunmen basically. It's hardly even a country at this point. |
| His bags must be heavy. Posting in multiple subs |
| Calls! |
| It's a dead stock used to manipulate the indeces. |
| Idk |
| Damn I needed to hear that |
| Buttcoin is so fragile and dancing on a tight rope literally just posting in WSB threads about how there is actually zero volume can cause 1% dumps LMAO. Two days in a row now I have posted comments in the thread about the zero liquidity in BTC and it literally starts dumping AS IM WRITING THE COMMENT. Before I even click comment.\n\nYesterday at 11:45 am and today at 12:55 ish. What a great asset, we should replace the dollar with this 0 volume modern day tulip craze pump and dump. L0L |
| Stay away from that shit. |
https://preview.redd.it/e0oap3qfjkxg1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a7af5761a2b09be35ea262c89bb9494b7a73c40\n\n\*\*Narrative:\*\*\n\n7 days before earnings call!!\n\nThe short thesis is straightforward: overvalued AI hype name with no earnings path, burning cash, insiders selling. The bears have been right since the $22 peak.\n\n\*\*Contrarian Setup:\*\*\n\nWith 7.5 days to cover and 38% of float short, SOUN is a classic squeeze candidate waiting for a trigger. A surprise partnership announcement, a strong earnings beat, or even a broader AI sector re-rating could set off a violent covering rally. The insiders sold in March at \~$6.79 — the stock is already $1.40 above that. If the covering starts, it won't stop quickly.\n\nThe bull/bear tension here is extreme. This one doesn't drift — it moves.\n\n\---\n\n📱 Track short interest trends, EPS growth & earnings dates → \*\*Archon Portfolio\*\*\n\niOS & Android:  Archon Portfolio Company EPS growth estimates, short interest, and institutional holdings. Get notified of upcoming quarterly earnings call dates. www.archonportfolio.com |
| ankle pics |
| got the cnn notification and thought i got an extra special present but no dice |
| Indeed |
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| Idk. Wbu? |
| Didn’t realize this. Ironically I was there for the MJ movie |
| Market is already at all time highs. 5 of the big tech companies report earnings this week. Big tech companies always lose 7% immediately after earnings, regardless of the actual report. \n\n\nI guess there's no way to know what will happen this week. |
| Can't have done US is a net eXPOrTeR 🤓🤪 |
| I bought shares on a Tuesday too initially, could have been such a world play. Damn |
| He would be more effective working at KFC near the WH😂🤣😭 |
| Wtf u even on about lmao |
| What does it lead to? |
| What’s a regard to do when’s there’s no fast food nearby???? \n\nAre penny stocks still a thing ? |
| Lmaooooooooo |
| Truly the troll zion |
| Once you become a side man, messing around with a married girl, there's no going back. You really get to see first hand how deceitful and cunning a woman can be when she's got the itch to cheat.\n\nI don't know if I'll ever be able to allow myself into a serious relationship again. |
| Sell |
| It’s on my profile |
| Think? Here? You're in the wrong place, bud. |
| 👆🏼big fan of pedos |
| The “Iran has been preparing for this and are light years ahead of us” crowd is suspiciously quiet? |
| Feet pics are a gateway porn. |
| Beyond drink slap citys |
| Yep. Most employees complain about productivity tools you’ll see. That’s because clients are stakeholders at the company who try to increase productivity, those measures aren’t typically liked. People complain about Monday and still use it, that’s because it works |
| Weekend Dow is showing -100 bullish 📈📈📈 |
| 👆 butthurt lib |
| All down to the deals and power they have secured everything else is speculative |
| I'm holding TSLA calls. I'm not proud of it, but comments like yours are 100% why I am sure they'll print. |
| It’s over |
| You’re telling me you don’t read the plot against the king nightly???? (I’m kidding we live in a nightmare timeline LMAO) |
| Noo, don't lay that evil on me. I was waiting for it to drop more so the cash I have for it gets me more shares. |
| LMAO 🤌 |
| Did the assassin went to Konoha's Njnja Academy? |
| Just wait until their quantum chip starts paying off and hits the general market. Besides the ramifications for all established security and encryption technology, msft stock is going to moon |
| Godspeed my friend |
| $7T by the fall. |
| Chips = Latin fries |
| They print millionaires |
| We say mango to not be flagged for being political but when I type mango it warns me about being political |
| Let’s see some holdings if we’re talking about 600k and 2M and shit |
| ☝️ retard |
| Post that with the title picture. |
| That’s fair |
| Pls be true about mastercard |
| I invested in Claude and it made me a low cost server based replica of Monday that I only pay hosting fees in and it's fully integrated with my erp |
| Full port puts. |
| You could sell monday, its tomorrow. |
| Per 🥭 order, they gonna released UFO files on the alien(dot)gov. We got ufo files first before epstein lmao |
| Theaters have been renting screens and rooms since before MJ changed sides |
| Love the troll energy 💥 |
| Libs really saw this dude audition with a Naruto run and said “yes! That’s our guy!” Lmfaoooooooo |
| Americas finest establishment |
| I prefer the ambience of Denny's. |
| Been a thing for a long time. |
| All hail compound interest! |
| Chill out. Dont overreact. We are winning |
| As soon as people start wanting it... oh |
| the shooter is the patsiest shooter i ever seen in this matrix |
| We use their software at my organization. Buggy crap. Sucks ass. Mobile app is terrible. |
| Elon is here |
| Fake, no SS |
| LMAO 🤌 |
| Over Waffle House? |
| compound growth is powerful |
| Went to AMC Regal movie theater this morning. One theater was rented out to a church. Asked if o was there for a movie or church service. Actually creative to rent out theater space. First time seeing this |
| Did you read that in a fortune cookie? |
| Me fr |
| all true statements |
| Who tf said it counts, a try just needs to happen |
| Shotgun best explained by setup hypothesis \n\nIf I was the guy saved by the bullet proof vest I would insist on a shotgun because given eye protection you are fine being shot at short range with a shotgun. I might be ok with a .22 rimfire rifle where the whole round is .22 but it's such a pussy weapon I doubt it's available in the US and even a .22 bullet is perched on top of a shell that looks like Elon wants to launch it into space. I would not even for 7 figures want to be shot with a modern American rifle. |
| Cycle low will be like 40k. |
| In times like these, it dawned on me. We really need a ballroom. |
| Our whole economy is based on "lack of self control" and convenience. |
| No you wouldn’t his profile says he plays dance dance revolution professionally |
| That's the whole point of AI. we are not the clients, we are the cattle thst feed the alogithm |
| If I wanted to risk getting shot at while eating out at dinner, I would go to Denny's. |
| 🤭 |
| Yeah, there was a time where I considered mining a few BTC, but decided it wasn't worth it because they were like $1-2 at the time and I had a real job.\n\nAnd to think, I could have had a cool story about how I lost a wallet worth millions because it didn't seem to be worth much at the time. |
| Just found out Kash got his job as head of the FBI by writing some kid book that glazed 🥭 |
| #TLDR\n\n---\n\nTicker: $MNDY\n\nDirection: Up\n\nPrognosis: Buy Shares (Targeting a 2x return / 10-12x FCF)\n\nCatalyst: May 11th earnings and a massive $870M stock buyback program\n\nUltimate Bull Signal: Users aggressively complain about the software on Reddit while admitting they are physically incapable of doing their jobs without using it every single day.\n\nWhale Status: OP casually dropped $600k on this like it's pocket change. |
| Reddit could be worth so much more. But how do they monetise… |
| At 28 soon to be 29 what all thing am I supposed to know? |
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| reddit is getting too bearish so i will be buying calls on monday open |
| NVDA is such a joke. \n\n$5T market cap but no one even knows what they do.\n\nThey designed a chip, big whoop |
| LMAO |
| Fair enough. Secure the bag first, then allocate. Good luck with the $100k deployment when it hits. |
| I don't know yet, I won't really look into it until I have my funds. Now let's close this tread. |
| Yeah bro that thing is ripping |
| Man I wish I was 22 playing with options.. At 36 we didn't have money but had a life money couldn't buy. But congratulations... Keep it up |
| “Ok johnny paperhands” |
| BALLS 🍒ROOM |
| good try but this is a food talk. not a Ted talk. |
| Nah, almost dont count |
| Thanks bro! |
| Doesn't even bring a couch as a gift. |
| It's really peaceful here without the 🤌 guy. 👍👍👍 |
| Fuck you. |
| What do we think about compute stocks like iren and nbus |
| tony soprano is it you? |
| He almost got murked yesterday, allegedly |
| Id slop him up insano style and send lots of titty pics. |
| Name and all |
| Calls |
| Gas went up again guh |
| So it's all just bullshits, got it lmao |
| Reddit is just propaganda disguised as snarky bullshit |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| ggwp next |
| Can’t wait until Reddit gets purged from the 🅱️errorists lmfao |
| I'll give ya something to straddle. |
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| Tickle me this. If $CAR earnings were going to be bad why would shorts have closed prior to earnings leading to the squeeze it just had? |
| Proper diamond hands |
| Guuuuuys, what did he say again? Deal or no deal? Im tired of following his posts |
| 🌽 to 80k this week |
| $POET |
| This is probably the right response |
| like every other sub |
| Are you a bot, or just new to Reddit? |
| 🥭 demands Iran pay for the ballroom |
| What are the odds on making that return?? |
| [[Mango is constructing a ball room. Do you hear that students? MANGO likes BALLS!]] |
| I think I might get banned from hinge if I say this |
| they ... didnt negotiate a ceasefire.\n\nLebanese government is as effective at keeping a ceasefire as if they negotiated one with me and expected hezbollah to honor it |
| Why it’s called small talk I guess |
| Joke's on me. I sold it on Friday. |
| Strap up cybercab is here! |
| Good. |
| I mean, if you were bullish on BTC why didnt you buy at the obvious support of 60k? |
| That's because he's the regard that's also poor. |
| so r/pics is just r/politics in disguise |
| Fair. That's how you actually get alpha instead of bleeding out on entry premiums.\n\nIf you're hunting for deep value before the majors pivot, focus on the Guyana Shield plays outside the usual suspects. The big miners will eventually need the Guyana acreage once the best deposits get exhausted. Who else is looking at that space besides GHRT? |
| Shut up poors |
| Happy Halloween |
| TER? EME? I’ve watched MPWR moon and it doesn’t seem to stop. |
| I'm chasing value, that's why I'm there before value goes up and not when it goes up. It's a patience game. I need to study before I invest with new money. I don't plan to liquidate any of my position yet, so I need that new cash which should arrive this summer. Hunting new companies is part of the fun. |
| I already did ask ChatGPT. I still unclear of what you are talking about. |
| “You sound like a paperhanded bitch” |
| Hey any other stock you are in that's still cheap ? You seem good at this |
| You can imagine what you would've done with the money. You're an imagillionaire |
| Energy stonks, photonics, semis. \n\nEverything AI related is already maxed out.\n\nBut all of them likely still have room to go before we get an inflation cold shower later this year and in the beginning of 2027 due to the oil shock being felt throughout the whole supply chain. |
| I'm glad you're keeping us updated on this development though |
| Blankfein was so offended by it that he started shooting the food causing even more confusion |
| That or someone that has an AI girlfriend |
| I'm gay |
| Can't wait to perfectly time bitcoin this cycle and become rich. Buy at the cycle bottom on october 11th this year, sell at the cycle top on september 5th 2029. I'm keeping cash ready just in case the entire stock market takes a dump in october. |
| 1 trillion by 2030… that’s aggressive. |
| Do these hezbollah and israel guys actually know and understand what a ceasefire is? |
| There is no Buttcoin liquidity crisis v2 brewing in Ba Sing Se. |
| I work for a regional firm. We make a ton of money finding holes in Big 4 QoE reports written by 24 year old morons. |
| If someone said “trading stuff worth money sounds intense” how would you respond? |
| An LLM response for an LLM post. |
| Next Wednesday and Thursday will be a lot of fun |
| Holding 160 shares… hoping for the next bluebird launch goes wayyyyyyy better and we bounce back. |
| Aragchi is back in Pakistan so I’m guessing some optimistic headline will be out by market open if futures open red at all, which I doubt. |
| I was balls deep in that thing when it was around 200.\n\nThen I sold efter 20% profit or w/e. |
| Dis bottom |
| You realize retail investors did absolutely nothing to move the price… retail doesn’t affect the price like you seem to think. It was discovered that only 2 hedge funds owned 108% of the company. That’s not including other institutions and retail investors. It was prob owned over 175%. It was a panic sprint to the exits by shorters once this came out and closed their short before they lost their shirts. |
| So no talks between Iran/US, an assassination attempt on the president and still no traffic through the strait? Calls it is. |
| How many more datacenters will we need until AI starts being good at anything that is not social media bots |
| Doesn’t even wear a suit. |
| I never realized how much I want a hat from a fast food chain before. |
| Next bottle neck is energy and copper. Copper not dead at all, but we need to upgrade to light. |
| ‘Big 4’ consulting might be the most well-known scam on this planet |
| Just ask ChatGPT. You’ll get more info there than in this day old thread. It requires some planning; it’s not automatic. We also don’t know anything about his age, income, employment status, filing status, etc. \n\nSince OP is on a long term course, they can tuck away a good amount tax free depending on his income and other status. And to be clear, he can’t do 100% of it because the amount is too big. It would be some % of the total. |
| The best cards, all the cards in the world, and they got nothing, none. |
| it was really stupid of her to use that terminology\n\nand this is why |
| Somehow I don't think you're looking at this objectively and with pure intentions when you refer to it as "buttcorn." Good day, sir. |
| Keyboard is broken 😞\n\n\nIf you can't shit post on a full keyboard is it even gey ? |
| More like mismanagement will continue to happen |
| I'm just asking questions |
| You mean to tell me half of the Mag7 reports on April 29 AND FOMC? |
| Oh yeah |
| nah it aint happening |
| Can you milk me Greg? |
| That’s a 2 bagger at best |
| I'm just that kind. Profit? What's that? ☺️ |
| So BTC can pull a CAR squeeze??? |
| She's crazy enough |
| They stepped up and bought a shit ton on October 10th when many altcoins went to 0 briefly, buttcorn instantly plunged like 10% and there was a marketwide panic of liquidity crisis finally arriving. They single handedly bag held it to keep the contagion from starting and liquidating the entire world. |
| Fake meat |
| but them excel monkey MBAs are an essential cog in the machinery of late stage capitalism. Plus, you get free entertainment out of it whenever you hang out with your MBA friends. |
| British telecoms largest provider of telecoms in the uk, unlike America we had a public owned telecoms provider originally across the whole country.\n\nOne of their core tenants no matter where you lived we’d get a line to you 1 way or another and they stuck to that.\n\nBut yeah they been private for a while but still the largest communication company/provider so they’ve been rebuilding the fibre network over the top of existing copper last few years |
| #calls on BALLROOMS |
| Life is meaningless when the casino is closed. All I see is cold endless darkness. (I probably need help) |
| Big, if true. |
| Not worried at all. Things take time. |
| What really separates us from the animals is the incredible fine control ability of our anus to distinguish if it’s a fart or not. |
| Let me ask my consultant |
| I’m a therapist. I loved this. |
| Was Karoline Leavitt the inside man for the attempted assassination? \n\nI don't know, but people are talking. |
| Story of all tech (pretty much) right now |
| that's the broncos pick, not the bears |
| Agreed. Father hwang is the goat of all degens. |
| He would have got the information 30 + 5 minutes later anyway. |
| Microsoft will beat projected earnings by 10% then drop 20%, calling it now. |
| too late really look at GEV |
| A shotgun is indiscriminent, a rifle is selective |
| How does that make you feeeeeeel though? |
| recruitment into the ponzi scheme |
| Not really |
| The stock in your portfolio that you’ve been looking at with disgust and pity will skyrocket. |
| It’s still a very risky play. Those 2 hedge funds owned 108% of the company themselves… not including the other institutions and retail investors it was prob owned more than 200%. If those 2 hedge funds decided not to sell anything it could have been bankrupting shorters as the price would have gone to the thousands… shorters take infinite risk. Better off just leaving it alone and watching from the sidelines. |
| Why is this term so popular with executives lately? |
| Well done |
| investing in yourself and being the best version of You you can be!!! |
| Blackrock only owns Bitcoin on behalf of its ETF (IBIT) customers. They don't own them in the sense that you're implying. |
| Spu puts |
| Dude ran through a single checkpoint... |
| Hullo 👋\n\nNot looking that good rn though 😭 |
| u r poor |
| Regards be 25 talking about how they’re consultants, how is this scam still going |
| The Honda is free because it is already owned and paid for. Not the gas. |
| But it was a burrata salad... |
| #ASTS GANG Members checking in |
| Got Milk? |
| What can my lil 1800 dollars do in this market ? |
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| Remind of that one Simpsons episode to buy soy soy soy |
| Barbers gotta go to barbers |
| Energy stonks |
| Not too far-fetched when you think about it |
| What’s the next 30 bagger like SNDK |
| RIP |
| No |
| Alternatively you could use AI to fake a video of that, but then you miss the fun part |
| These old people have no one and rely on a necklace lmao, and you're saying current AI is not valuable to them.\n\nYou're out of your mind. Let alone that AI will continue to improve. |
| 🤯 |
| I do too but think about watches as an investment and how much they can potentially appreciate. Depending on the jewelry I think it can be similar. |
| All I do when talking to others is pretend. |
| they have one more lockup at the end of the summer, which is about 40% of the remaining shares. So, there will be more shares hitting the market. But, the tools is currently listed with an EV of around 7 or 8B dollars. If it drops another 50%, it would be absurdly cheap. A few B for the best design tool on the market? |
| Fuck it I’m in and out. And in and out. Over and over and over again. In .. then out ..\n\nIma need a cig after these trades |
| Retail investors are ruining everything |
| Have they even said thank you? |
| How many puts do you have? |
| Either, it was staged or Mango has made the secret service a joke |
| he was hitting on you and you completely friend-zoned him |
| We got all the cards |
| So brutally true. Some people are just wired this way to come to this conclusion. |
| Easter is over. |
| I don’t disagree with you the market has run up a lot in a short period of time. It may prove to have been the right move. |
| maybe baby |
| I had man boobs growing up so one dude used to call me his breast friend it was mean but hilarious |
| But good actors |
| I'll give it a look thanks |
| Don't look a gift horse in the mouth |
| I feel like it'll rip on earnings regardless but who knows |
| Ya she seems chill. Spends a lot of time taking care of her farm and cows lol |
| Vibe report coming Monday at 8:30am |
| You should have bought USO but eventually you might have 40000 in dividends? In like 800 years |
| A lot of social interactions is pretending to care about ppl who pretend to care about you |
| This is good advice, thanks |
| Yeah there's definite downsides to being a scalper/daytrader/chasing pennies before the steamroller |
| https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/eggs-us why are egg futures collapsing? |
| Truth nuke |
| It’s just lotion |
| So no peace talks, straight still closed, Israel fuckery, and a shooting at the Correspondence Dinner. If SPY doesn’t dump now its ROPE for me. |
| Batteries, solars, EVs.\n\n\nThey're planning to wean themselves off oil and still continue being on top.\n\n\nSame reason why they're speed running their nuclear plants construction. |
| Hey finally a proper YOLO rather than a 10k word AI generated DD and a $600 bet. |
| My therapist started seeing a therapist |
| #if i faked the atemppt, this is how i wud have done it- By Art of the Deal writer |
| It's absolute delusion thinking we would have had a bear market before SpaceX and OpenAI IPO unloading their bags, US would move the Moon and Earth to prop up the markets before the biggest IPO's in history. |
| I've never heard of this shit. Did I miss the boat or still early |
| Ask Jeeves 🤌 |
| Bers still on about how their hit man from Cali failed with that Naruto run? Lmfaoooo |
| this. i am a mile wild, and inch deep, and its really starting to haunt me later in life. the younger gen is starting to call out my boomer bs but its hilarious how youth just doesn't get it. |
| Suck your bosses dick and secretly film it. Backmail = job security EZ |
| Crows definitely are |
| Chipotle announces Roark Capital will be purchasing all locations and with the proceeds they will then shift to AI computer infrastructure. |
| Big Vanguard fan here, I don’t even know why I come to this sub, maybe cause in my heart I am truly regarded. But I have been pro vanguard funds since about 2015 and it’s been nothing but sweet sweet gains, dividend reinvestments, and compounding bliss.\n\nSold some property and threw about 350k into VT about 10 months ago, I’m up over 50k even with all the nonsense going on in the market. \n\nSet it and forget it with vanguard is so much less stressful than playing the casino.\n\n |
| Just...why |
| RBRK |
| I miss Yahoo Answers |
| Your are cooked bro |
| Yeah I’ve yet to meet a man who was real eager to learn shit from me it usually triggers something competitive I think or defensive. I don’t understand and I’ve become a little cynical about it |
| Goldman S*chs 🤌 |
| Guys, I got $400 in BP. Need to turn it into $40,000, pronto. Thoughts? |
| Bullish |
| Been watching weekend IG all weekend. Was down .5 and then .4 and then .3 and now .2. Market just going to keep screaming eh? |
| I'm afraid to go on facebook to see what bonkers stuff my in-law is posting today. |
| Patience, Daniel San |
| I bought a clean energy etf last week that seems pretty good rightnow. Also bought a oil one |
| The way I was downvoted immediately before more rational shitposters stepped in makes me think I upset an AI |
| i dont want them to collab with intuit. I want them to destroy intuit. |
| So you’re saying they’d be better at assassinating if they earned it? |
| maybe. but even then what is the bottom? |
| AI would of had the ballroom built by now. |
| Iran's red line: Keep going with nuke and toll the strait.\n\nUS red line: No Iran nuke and open the strait.\n\nSo, basically, not going to happen lmao |
| That is why they keep trying to save all my chat histories. Despite that saving the chat history makes it run worse. |
| Bro said he already won and Hormuz was open and Iran agreed to everything 2 weeks ago |
| Whoever is shorting my comments just cover your losses now just a matter of time before I start averaging 10 likes per comment |
| What's a good sympathy play for MSFT earnings? Wanna straddle something but I don't trust Theta Gang to not ragdoll my premiums |
| NOC is down 2.1% to $575.52, trading well below the Max Pain of $630 with heavy negative gamma exposure that should amplify downside momentum into the May 15 expiry. The expected move of ±$33 puts immediate support at $542, but with spot sitting under key strike walls, sellers are in full control until price clears $600.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/arkw4nvfekxg1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=10b4bf55a399c13e465737e8e2e30221a1badc9e |
| Maybe baby |
| Yeah and you can make a million dollars if you go to the casino and bet on black at roulette and win 8 times in a row, bing bong so simple |
| loool right. |
| You know these would be assassin's were the first generation to "win" participation ribbons for losing 23-0 in house league baseball.\n\nThis is what happens when you condition kids by rewarding failure. |
| Not a single conversation is about how the fuck this kid ran through however many check points, past secret service, police , and whoever else was there for security and got as far as the lobby. And didn't have a single person tackle or even try to physically block him. Hell no one ever stuck out a leg to trip him. I wonder why that is? Guess we will never know...... |
| Someone had their priorities straight. |
| VM analyze the option chain of NOC for me |
| umm well you _should_ want to fuck a human over a metal fleshbot.\n\nThats called being normal |
| It is not always hopeless People can change when they learn. I was with someone for a long time, a single mom, four kids, always broke and in debt. Over time she learned how to better budget (not take on bad debt) and even invest a bit . I did help her some, but she should be proud of all the progress she made on her own. We are not together anymore, but we are still in contact, and I am happy to know she is continuing to do well |
| Finishing someone else's _salad?_\n\nI knew Goldman Sachs were freaks |
| Okay, very good point. Looks like 16% of DXYZ is in Space-X now and 40-50% in short dated bills (3.8%). Worth throwing on my misc quotes watch list. Thanks for the take. |
| Mango has repeated said nonplussed stuff after these incidents. |
| It could shoot back up again. I have $100p a month out so it’s definitely going back over $500 |
| we're all regards here |
| LMAO |
| schizo |
| Dump it |
| I believe if the bears are following logic, you are the degen here. The bears might be wrong, but you’re still the degen |
| Take this 🍌. You're not you when you're hungry. |
| I kinda respect that ngl |
| Rather be poor and me than rich and you |
| Anyone who thinks vibes isn't the prevailing force in the stonk market is an idiot\n\n\nP/E is just one of those things that sometimes give people good vibes. |
| They are literally trading at a premium to NAV and company is issuing stock to raise cash, if they sell at this price why would you buy? |
| Please, dog, let this be real\n\n\n\n“Others appeared relatively unfazed. Lloyd Blankfein, the former chief executive of Goldman Sachs, was sitting with CBS News journalists toward the front of the room when the emergency occurred. As the confusion unfolded, Mr. Blankfein turned to his seatmate and asked, "Are you going to finish that salad?" |
| Having someone's life in the hands of a fucking LLM seems safe. You are talking about something that isn't a thing. That doesn't exist. What if AI gave me a big dick? That is the equivalent of the dumb bullshit you just said. |
| her manager takes most of her earnings |
| Put the bag of chips in the bigger bag, bro. |
| Buy a lot of it |
| It's been a vibes economy ever since 2020 when they somehow convinced the masses that gig jobs(uber/doordash etc) are girlboss energy and better than a job with benefits and stability. |
| Fuck the moon we're going straight to Uranus |
| WSB drip is real |
| I don't think this game is for me ☹️ |
| You sure? |
| Shit |
| They’re doing their best |
| The way compute is being priced I'd rather just get sloppy drunk and take home a barfly than pay for the sexbots |
| Oh interesting\n\nSophie Rain only wears fake jewelry from Amazon\n\nAlways insightful to do research on successful people to see how they think |