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| If I buy Puts it goes up, if I buy calls it goes down, if I buy both it goes sideways….if I buy shares, the market closes…wtf man?! |
| after the Olympics |
| Running away from your inner ghey |
| Not extra, those were cancelled, just 10 and only for 150 days without congress. |
| I'm sorry that she cheated on you man, that's rough. |
| Pro tip: If you send the IRS a bunch of random numbers on your tax return, they mail you back with the amount you actually owe, essentially doing your taxes for you. |
| I have puts, and I would be worried if they expired Monday.\n\n\nNot because the market isn't going to go down. I think it will. It just won't go down deep enough to offset your theta decay |
| already happened. what do you think reservations are for. |
| Vlad, please shamelessly pump your gambling app stock |
| Ok mom and dad I made it to the IV league are you proud yet |
| Go crazy at Wendy’s and have 4 meals and extra frostys all at the same time!! |
| We used to say “should’ve picked a better major”….now we say “it don’t matter the major, you cooked youngin” |
| Coindesk has volume at 17.7B USD |
| just realizing that? |
| Indubitably woodsworth, indubitably |
| He can add another 1000% if he wants.\n\nThey took his favorite toy away, doesn't matter if he pretends he still has it.\n\nLawsuits for the rest of time if he keeps doing it. |
| Shit’s rigged. |
| Still no Iran attack? I’m going back to sleep. |
| check google maps |
| yeah what the fuck Gemini just told me the same thing this is bullshit |
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| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| My authority is not measured in mod powers.\n\nIt is measured in magick and witchcraft and runic glory.\n\nI will fuck people up in nightmares, not on the sub.\n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| #[AWW YEAH](https://youtu.be/imxxWDgGJOg)\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| PUT YOUR HANDS UP Neel_Crashkari!!! POLICE ARE ENROUTE! PREPARE TO BE BOOKED FOR PROVIDING ILLEGAL FINANCIAL ADVICE!\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Ligma?\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Get good.\n\n*- -Ray Dalio, possibly* |
| Nobody sat on the couch watching music videos it was just like on in the background |
| Bullish |
| Has wikipedia updated the President of Iran yet? The night has fallen in Iran. |
| I'm doing a college course just now so I'm using Microsoft Office for the first time in decades. Spend more time logging in, clicking boxes and trying to help others in the class than actually doing anything productive. I'm sure power users can do very clever stuff with it but trying to just use it for basic stuff is soul destroying. |
| They did that up until like last year |
| took a deep sleep and some ibuprofen before bed... mmm perfect |
| I just looked at his $RING camera w/ sidewalk plan and saw this: \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/z6lcb7qoxukg1.png?width=399&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa7453393f4d0c82c63b2d8aa7afdddd00af9552\n\n |
| I think people are underestimating how this just makes tariff talk all the more prominent coming out of DC now. It’s not going away. He already added an extra 10% to all countries. This ain’t bullish. |
| Da fuq |
| This guy is going to donate $300k and be pissed to realize he still owes 180k in taxes |
| Seems like a fucking weird timeline we are in. |
| Maga wants to deport native Americans |
| Ber should be imprisoned in the tower of london |
| The 360min Chart |
| enjoying people has been canceled until further notice |
| What happens when you take the third fourth fifth etc derivative of the spy chart |
| As well as CSPs, they're all options. And selling options works until it doesn't when that steam roller fks you up. |
| 65 = buy |
| Bitcoin 24 hour volume 20 billion… and it’s rising. We may have seen the bottom |
| i get this too, i wonder what its about |
| Puts it is |
| It does seem that way. |
| IBIT calls are an easy swing here imo, crypto will bounce soon enough before going lower |
| I only use RH and webull. |
| OP is living in Gattaca! |
| Jesus. Stop BUYING options and start SELLING them |
| Sybanye Stillwater $SBSW results (South Africa Gold and Platinum/Palladium miner)\n\nRevenue (2025): ~US$7.3 billion, up ~14% year-on-year.\n\nAdjusted EBITDA: ~US$2.1 billion, 🟢 up ~189% Vs 2024\n\nHeadline earnings per share (HEPS): ~US$0.14 per share, 🟢up ~281% year-on-year\n\nDividend declared: 🟢~US$209 million (final dividend), marking a strong return to shareholder distributions.\n\nGross debt: ~US$2.4 billion, broadly stable year-on-year.\n\nCash on hand: ~US$1.0 billion, improved versus 2024 due to stronger cash generation.\n\nNet debt: ~US$1.3 billion, reduced year-on-year as EBITDA recovered.\n\nNet debt / EBITDA improved materially to ~0.59x (from elevated levels in 2024), reflecting strong deleveraging through earnings growth rather than major debt repayment.\n\nMargin expansion driven by higher precious metals prices (gold +39%, PGMs +28%) and lower operating costs.\n\nStrong second half performance drove most of the full-year earnings rebound, signaling a major turnaround versus 2024.\n\n👀⚠️Gold is up 25% to $5100 and Platinum up 40% to $2150 since December, and the average realized sales in 2025 were at gold prices of $3100 and platinum $1400 so that's not even close to the kind of gigantic margins they are doing this quarter. Their costs are mostly fixed so rises in prices all go to the bottom line, much like for memory manufacturers. |
| I was down $5k all time, threw my last 20k into one company, it immediately went down, putting me down 10k and 15k all time, I held, and now almost 2 years later I’m up almost 50k all time. It is possible with patience and stupidity |
| Take your wifes bf out to dinner |
| oh, that's very nice of it |
| Every few years I get hit with an overwhelming need to sell all my shit and move somewhere new. But I’m married with a kid now so not as feasible these days. Lived here 6 years, longest I’ve ever lived anywhere. \n\nGonna spring clean and throw half my shit away to try to satisfy the urge. |
| That dip may be short lived \n\nthat’s exactly my play though going to to sell at 187.5 , I’ll wait for it runs lower ~186.5 before Entering back with 185 calls Friday expiry \n\nYou got any ceiling speculations if it pops? |
| I was gonna say dont show this guy the DXY chart |
| You’re conflating inflation rate and effects of tariffs. Massive inflation from 2020-2025. Slap tariffs on top, prices even higher. Inflation goes down but prices remain high, because why would companies lower prices once consumers were used to paying more? Unless there was competition to do so. |
| I bought more |
| Have any of his tech bro mates condemned the judgement? |
| some people used to literally cheer in the er i worked in when we would get gsw or autoped. There are 100% people banging on someone's chest somewhere rn. |
| Pltr and mstr out of the money call leaps.... any chance you listened to the dudes running those companies talk for more than 30 seconds |
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| You're rich |
| Fuck the people. We expect our reps to do shit. We expect the courts.\n\nUnfortunately the constitution doesn't have a answer if the president just ignktes it and I am pretty sure ck guess is afraid to find out what happens if they try to impeach him. |
| I went all in on calls on Friday close. Am i safe? |
| Good morning, my handsome friends 😏 |
| How monday is going to be? I am starting to regret the puts I held over the weekend expiring Monday. |
| Who hired this geriatric oaf anyway |
| Wrong for believing he could retire on that for anything longer than 10-15 years |
| Tax deez nuts - George Washington |
| Wake up, eight sleep gives me a 72/100 sleep score. \n\nBrush teeth with Oral-B iO, only 64% coverage. \n\nStep on withings scale, body composition down 0.3% \n\nwhoop says my recovery is 41% \n\nsit on the toilet Vivoo analyzes my urine in real time, 6.2 pH. suboptimal. \n\noura ring says my HRV dropped while i was pooping \n\nopen levels app, glucose spiked from looking at a banana \n\nget in tesla, safety score dropped to 94 because i braked too hard arrive at work\n\n manager says my productivity score is in the 38th percentile \n\ngo home, eight sleep starts cooling my bed at 7:43pm without asking \n\nlie in the dark wondering what my existential dread score is \n\napple watch taps my wrist: "it seems like you're having a hard time. breathe." |
| This weekend thread is a distraction from the epstein files |
| you’re not allowed to trade options on a funded account… its lots of forex |
| Don't badmouth Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho like that, at least he wasn't a pedophile |
| Spend it on a Tradeify select 50k eval |
| Yes she would have raised the deficit by a ton, just with different things. Expanding social programs, student loan forgiveness, housing credits, diversity subsidies, and so on. I wish we had a third option that actually cared about the economy, but alas, uncontrolled spending buys votes.\n\n\nOne area I will give credit for is that she would never have done all of this tariff nonsense. |
| Do the exact opposite strategy to what ever you just did. |
| You fucked me up with this lmao |
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| Gamblers fallacy. You are always just one gamble away of making it all back or starting your next streak. \n\nObviously 30x returns in 1 week or month is not feasible to plan for, its only possible with risk of turning it to 0x fast. You might even be mostly or completely right in your regarded analysis, but market disagrees with you until your options expire worthless - and then it pumps. And sometimes you buy something, with no clue of a catalyst, and it happens and you win big. \n\nBut, the thing is, with each blown up account, are you learning something and becoming one of the few% who make money, or are you just blowing money and/or learning slower than the market learns, thus making the efforts worthless. \n\nIf you go regard, go regard with money you at least can lose. But hey, we are in wsb |
| Isn't it easy to lose money? Just buy 1000's of very out of the money 0DTE's |
| Ha! Joke's on you! There's no ground in space! |
| ive passed evaluations but its extremely hard to get to the payout due to you cant lose over 2k\n\nmade 1k first day lost 700 next day could only lose 1200 after that and ofc i lost it and lost the account |
| I’m sorry to hear that, I wish you best of luck recovering your losses fellow regard. |
| Theta but its real life |
| more like past 20 years |
| I'm gonna be one of those aging middle aged video game youtubers talking about nintendo, mario, pokemon and shit every day on my channel and people will smash the like button, subscribe and join my patreon! |
| Invert the chart and you're golden. Make Nana proud son. |
| Get some crack and whores |
| Who needs a product when you can pay a designer to make a cool CGI mockup and print it with the totally pointless 3D printer we got.\n\nJust looked up OKLO after seeing parts of their 2023 docu / pitch reel. Back then, they were gonna hit criticality in december 2024 on their first reactor, and 27-28, maybe 29 for their second. Considering they started some kind of development 2025, they're set to own a nice looking building mid 2026 maybe.\n\nOh yeah, there's also that small reactor thingy to build. Few months of elbow grease right, how hard can it be? 😅 |
| No need to be sorry, my dude. The trauma of seeing stuff isn’t as bad as experiencing it first hand lol Your odds of someone like me seeing your brain matter goes up a lot every time you get on it though. Just be aware and safe as you can. We can die doing anything, send it. |
| 😔 |
| Guess you're too young to know the good old MTV days |
| Duh, Winning! |
| I'm increasingly convinced that Mike Judge has an actual time-travel machine & Idiocracy is a documentary from the future |
| In the 80's MTV actually played music videos.....crazy right? |
| I'm all for rates being raised because that'll further drop asset prices to make them more affordable to DCA into. It'll also make leaps much more afforable. |
| Over the age of 30? Yeah you probobly shouldnt follow through with your influencer dreams anymore. That boat has sailed. |
| Some do 😳 |
| Idk I think the trafficking and rape of children for a lot of billionaires might be the biggest thing |
| fart then repeal |
| That’s your issue right there. “When this AI bubble pops”. |
| Puts on Bezos, Fidelity and Google\n\nWexner named dropped them |
| Casino is closed. Go home. |
| Our house...in the middle of the street |
| It’s basically using a trading firm that lets a person use their capital and then they take a chunk of your profits. They also have insane rules like you can’t make too much money in a single day. So people post in there how they have to try to lose money before their “evaluation”. Idk it’s crazy to me |
| Crazy deflecting with an illness when it absolutely did not require shutting the whole country down for 3 whole years. Then the mega corporations get to stay open because they are deemed essential even when they are not, and local small businesses are forced down even when they do offer essential services. Can't blame the illness when the response itself was bad. |
| What are your guys Macdonald breakfast orders ? I’m hungry. |
| Hoping RDDT dips again down to the low hundreds. Otherwise I’ll be pissed I missed my chance. |
| In this market its "up 5 minutes down 10 back up for 4 hours then all the way back down and further the next day then back up and Rinse and repeat for 6 months" |
| MSFT |
| The biggest thing to come out of this whole Epstein saga is the fact that the Rothschilds were actually in fact running the world behind the scenes. Conspiracy nuts have now been vindicated! |
| After a lot of analysis and consideration, I’m upping my price target to 300 for NVDA by the end of this year. |
| I got one of those recently too. It's pretty wild how sensitive the filter is now. I guess that's what happens when you go public |
| I have seen “WW3 is imminent” for the last 9 years.\n\nI’m tired boss |
| Whats a prop firm |
| That's the thing, he's claiming Congress *has* approved him to take these measures.\n\nIt's just that most of the laws he's citing as approval predate stuff like, say, the Controlled Substances Act, or the ban on lead in gasoline, and as a result they're written about as intelligently as a Technical Analysis bro scribbling lines on a graph of red and green dildos.\n\nWhy does the president get to impose tariffs? Cause it's a double humpback blowie pattern, bro. You always gotta tariff when it's a double hump blowie. Source: some idiot from the 1930's. |
| Who sits around watching music videos? |
| What a retard |
| Their knowledge is limited to anal. Therapists are also working with limited jurisdiction |
| Are not covered calls options? |
| You forgot: „- Power Hour into AH dump“ |
| 10% regard. Skim regard. Regard Light. |
| Yes, in Arkansas |
| Can we be friends, kind Internet stranger? |
| Big expectations for KTOS, my PT is $250, they'll likely get one of the defense contracts for drones mass production soon, also have a big pipeline of products. Also AVAV, members of congress picking this one up |
| Replacement wife with every new motorcycle purchase through April 15th. Marketing guys go ahead and borrow this with your huge commission checks |
| When actuality you have been gaslighting the dog this whole time, shed never see it coming |
| You are missing out on the comforts of life if you live with such a limited view like that. |
| Bring back Shrek emoji on WSB. |
| Not to mention that LLMs are already being used by "the bad guys" to be more effective in their various techniques. |
| Edward V was imprisoned in the Tower of London and never seen again |
| My wife says “their own drawer” 🤯 |
| Tariffception |
| AMZN or MSFT long term ? |
| The "winter underwear" drawer with my leg liners, and long sleeve undershirt. I also put pajamas underneath my pants when its less than 50 outside though. The insulation is next level compared to winter pants. |
| More people falling for ai than they realize. I was one of them. Take a recent profile you followed on insta or facebook and scroll back to its creation. If it starts in 2025 its likely an ai rendering. |
| This is like Michael yelling I declare bankruptcy |
| I still believe that professional wrestling is real. Doesn’t make it real, but I still believe. |
| Princess Diana told her boys to keep their distance from Andrew, she said he was content to watch cartoons and music videos all day long so she knew he was a little out there... |
| [it's happening again](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Princes_in_the_Tower) |
| My feed always shows things from r/DayTrading and man they are super cult-y in there. It’s weird as hell. They all use prop firms and if anyone says anything about how they are shit scams everyone gets pissed and defends them. Weird af |
| People said it couldn't be done but I did it 🤲 |
| https://preview.redd.it/kvfxn040tukg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ef05a246866c60484d588ee5ad3b46629fa1c05\n\nI’ve made it all back recently, and more after the slump in end of November\n\nI don’t play options — I do a mix of CSP, Covered Calls against SPY and big tech |
| great list tbh |
| Yeah this is a bunch of FUD combined with ignorance of what CrowdStrike and Cloudflare actually do. |
| Wait till you return to the AI scanner to be nickel and dimed for a micro scratch. |
| Is it not just a function of the total amount invested into it? \n\nI don't guess I understand what your mean |
| Joe Exotic came here |
| YOLO 0DTE diamond hands 🙌 |
| Shart of the meal |
| This is coming the guy who designed the Trojan horse, listen to him. |
| What? ? |
| Heart of a seal |
| If BTC drops into the 30s K, Eth can go as far as 1K. But who knows!! |
| I could definitely see it being "making up for their own actions" due to guilt however their "ive never done wrong" attitude behind their incessant "youre so wrong" statements is what gets me. \n\nMy current girlfriend worked for this dude who would constantly say things like "oh you like Harry Potter? Youre promoting trans hate and we dont do that here" then turn around and say she needs an iPhone, that its the best. The ironic part is hes essentially saying child slave labor is completely fine, but the opinions of a washed up writer who wrote one series of entertaining books is "everything wrong with the world" okay buddy. Found out after she quit that the dude is facing sexual assault charges too btw. Not against my girlfriend, I wouldnt be here if that was the casw |
| I think most people believe it's 25 going to 10 though. |
| that's english |
| Without a doubt, my favorite time on WSB are as follows:\n\n\- (-0.35%) or lower days.\n\n\- 3:00amEST "Europoor" and "Amerifat" banter. |
| 1. Threaten other countries by taxing own people\n\n2. Made “deals” to reduce trade deficits but ended up increasing it \n\n3. Deals are ruled illegal \n\n???\n\nArt of the deal. |
| That's why they had to make him not a prince anymore. |
| Harambe died for your sins |
| Not really, look at the nephews in the tower |
| the rates are going to be increased - I'm sorry that you live in the "american bubble" but they have been keeping you guys in an echo chamber and holding the entire world hostage with their gaslighting \n\n \neven the australian central bank started raising the damn rates, I'm sure you won't be able to cook beyond mid-2026 |
| Kids use reddit? |
| I think it was 25 and going up to 35 now but can’t seem to get a true answer anywhere. As this article says it’s CONFUSING. https://www.reuters.com/world/china/asian-economies-weigh-impact-fresh-trump-tariff-moves-confusion-2026-02-21/ |
| Because it autosaved to OneDrive and can't find it anymore. |
| I hope that the RDDT mod that reviewed my `inciting violence` appeal enjoyed my super troopers “shenanigans” reference |
| I mean, follow the money. Money seems to be coming and going quick in MSFT. Where’s that money heading? Seems like the money trail leads to NVDA, VRT, LITE, MU, SNDK, GEV, and even CAT and DE. |
| Language |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/brucekeller made a bet that RGTI would go to 18.7542 within **1 day** when it was 16.308 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 18 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
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| We trade on guidance and vibes now |
| Nvada huge green dildo inc. |
| And micro strategy ugh you were genetically predetermined for this route blame your parents brother ew get a job in the trades |
| THIS !\n\njust when I saved up some money for trading, things go either sideways or they're about to dump big time \n\n \neven jesus is scheduled to return before I start making some good profits |
| Less than a year ago the idea of an English prince getting arrested in England was unimaginable! |
| Random Iranian soldier:\n\n\nhow did I end up on the _Saturday_ shift maaaan. |
| Call options will catch you right up |
| You’re a pos for supporting palantir |
| Remember when girls would wear pajama pants out in public? Is that still a thing? |
| I saw the headline that they’d ruled against Trump, and my immediate thought was they’ve just opened up some backdoor for him to fuck around w things some other way. \n\nWhen one door closes, 15 more backdoors open. When you’re a US president who’s in the Epstein files, the sky is the limit. |
| Arrogant idiots typically doubling down on idiotic actions…DT is the poster manchild… |
| CRWD |
| Those drops are nothing, check out FROG on that same news. |
| 🔒👧 |
| Come back when you lose $20,000 |
| I'll make arrangements |
| 🥌👈 |
| We got Iran Wendy's before GTA 6 |
| Bitcoin. The price is the most oversold since covid, it also never went below mining cost in history except one time briefly, institutions are buying, countries are proposing strategic bitcoin reserve (brazil just proposed a bill for a strategic reserve of 1 million bitcoins, it is unlikely it will pass but still great news), and most of all, everyone on reddit is convinced the price will go to 30k, i say this is the bottom (but it could retest 60k) |
| Sorry all, bought crowdstrike about an hour before this news dropped. |
| 😔 |
| Those are separate but equally valid contributors to inflation |
| It's actually one of the greatest, best performing stocks of all time.\n\nHOWEVER, it seems to be matured |
| My wife did too |
| That's the long game you are playing and even if it dumps on earnings you'll be safe, provided bet on Quantum works out in the next few years.\n\nWhen you have leaps expiring in 2 years you should uninstall the app and open in one year from now. |
| Moving carriers into position? Doubtful nothing happens. I support a lot of what orange man does, but one of the reasons I voted for him was to not start another war. I’m good with Venesuela thing (wasn’t at first but after seeing big picture) but not another Iraq. But then again we “know” Iran is actively pursuing nuclear arms. They aren’t exactly an ethical regime (western beliefs, you know the whole don’t murder people for not sharing your beliefs….. oh wait that is a western belief now, so I guess we really aren’t that different. So guess Christian beliefs is a better term.) \n\nMy play is going to be to fade any oil move that happens. We’ve seen this play before. Pushing to 80 would be where I’d start a play. I’m long oil now and my deltas will move short prob around 70. I’ll start piling on the position at 80 and bet the farm if we hit 100. |
| APE STRONG with a picture of pepe the frog wearing an ape suit |
| Fuck them kids |
| Only if the data supports it, not just because trump wants it |
| Oversold 100% |
| Dow 50000 for State of the Union |
| Calls |
| "Pathetic" - Perfect word for it. |
| Yea that's what ill do, id rather sit on the couch and scroll tiktok all day anyways.... |
| looking at >$300k in taxes, which I'd rather not give to pedophiles and genociders, so I'm about to become a philanthropist. if I give it to the zoo they put up a plaque for me. what should it say? |
| Go-go Gadget yardstick |
| I need a Wendy's in Iran before MCD and SBUX. |
| I agree! What a pathetic time we're in. |
| sell it man. are you really gonna put your life in the hands of 85 year old grandmas who have no business driving? no matter how good you are you cannot prevent all crashes. |
| For a second I thought you said to be enjoying responding to motorcycle accidents |
| Double down to make it back. |
| https://preview.redd.it/b76a831wqukg1.png?width=203&format=png&auto=webp&s=8501a2f5b1240d2d1cd774b27fe467d8574e8412\n\nBitcoins are great for collateral. You'll just have to [roll it forward](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1r3jkk2/at_last_weve_found_it_pure_retardium/). |
| First sbux and MCD might open in Iran this month |
| If you liked it at 4400 youre a fool for not loving it at 1900. If you grifted at 4400 without liking it, stop buying tops |
| Good morning americans in the chat not cheatin canadians |
| Im sorry youre dealing with that trauma. Im gonna send it though. Hope you dont find me in a ditch somewhere. |
| I can only get so hard |
| https://preview.redd.it/tvp4h2muqukg1.jpeg?width=921&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4455ea6f8a8315f75da2d4f5f204bea6973591f\n\nRetard should have done this instead |
| No shit, if i knew that who the hell would've held?? |
| Do your diapers go on your bottom or your head? Only a child wears pajama pants |
| Happy wife happy life |
| Wait til you leave your first upper decker. It'll change your life |
| Greed from 22k to 2k in one day? |
| It's because COVID made everyone completely glued to their phone, which has since melted our brains. Airplanes are falling out of the sky, Coast Guard is forgetting how to drive boats, and we have a human dry-aged meatball for a president. |
| The crash will start once earnings are not strong or some companies go under. Until then is only fear and great opportunity to accumulate. |
| Oh man i wish i knewww thatttt |
| Remember when growth stocks actually were green 5 months ago |
| “50,000 doll…” |
| I used to want a motorcycle too, just a little cafe racer or something to fuck around with on a Sunday morning. \n\nThen I joined my local vol fire department and started getting paged to wrecks.\n\nEnjoy it but wear gear and be safe. Other than kids/infants, the worst emergencies I’ve responded to are always motorcycle related. |
| Have you tried selling your stocks for more than you paid for them? Just a thought... |
| toast |
| I can agree with that |
| The black dude is with your wife now while you're gone from home riding your bike\n\nWin-win situation |
| MSFT has to be one of the worst stocks ever |
| Vote for me as president and I'll use shifting legal justifications to cancel student debt. They'll all get struck down eventually but you won't have to pay for 8 years. |
| Somewhere, in Switzerland, Karin Keller-Sutter laughs her ass off. |
| Because this is life here |
| > tariff based inflation\n\nIs that what they are calling taxes and corporate gouging now? |
| Do pajama pants go in the underwear drawer or in the pants drawer? |
| So are we drilling Monday or is this another fuckin elevator test of SPX 7000? |
| I think the problem is all the balls. Remember both Hilary and Kamala were offered up as alternatives. |
| What was is before? |
| Been wanting a motorcycle. Wife said NO! Been eyeballing a specific bike for 2 years. \n\nSee random black dude at the gas station on the same make/model I want. \n\nTalk to him and tell him, "man id love one those, my wife says no though."\n\nBlack dude says, "Mine did too, but fuck her I got to have something for me. She got over it."\n\nI go buy the motorcycle that day after work.\n\nWife hasnt spoken to me in a week, and ive never had so much fun riding around.\n\nThanks random black dude! Thanks for giving me my balls back.\n\nSee you regards on Monday. Im buying calls and hoping I can pay this motorcycle off by Friday. |
| The market doesn't care if you're right or wrong. You can be wrong and make money (scalping an entry because price action contradicted your plan) . You can be right and lose money. It's better to be on the making money side. The only people who can trade to prove they're right are people with pockets massive enough to control the market |
| A definite buy at this price but the opportunity cost might be a little heavy as I dont see it climbing much any time soon |
| SMCI pumped 12% when market was down . Dell is a big competitor can see it pumping but margins will be compressed for that industry |
| What is your investment? |
| If already bought hold. \nIf didn't bought yet , don't bother. \n |
| people don't realize how bad gambling is until they lose it all |
| why does this conversation read like a scene from Its always sunny in philadelphia lmao |
| I think the legal limit is 15 |
| Two ten baggers and you’re back at even almost. |
| Snow forecast last night: 4in. Woke up to 12in. COOL. FUCK OFF. |
| lets hope so. |
| it’s been like this for the past year or more |
| Probably won’t move the market but will fuck over average people in real life with continuing tariff based inflation |
| Two shares of VXUS |
| CNBC article says “The shake-up could be significant for China, which faced two sets of 10% IEEPA-based U.S. tariffs in addition to a 25% duty that remains in effect. Those IEEPA tariffs will be replaced by Trump’s new global tariff, bringing China’s total rate of 35%, the White House official told CNBC.” So that sure seems bearish |
| People do really believe that if only more people voted for one team or the other, things would be different. That's the programming though, the illusion of choice. Divide and conquer. |
| Just speaking from my daily experience with private investment / credit.. I have been hearing a lot of loans are in violation of some form of the first-to-hit covenants (FCCR, etc). |
| Born too late, started investing too late and charts are parabolic over the last 10-15 years. Now we have a complete fruit basket running the shit show. There’s no hope at this point. |
| I feel bonita |
| The number one rule is bankroll management and understanding risk of ruin (see Kelly criterion), and for no limit, extends to stack management.\n\n"Play the opponent" is part of the multivariate strategy. The opponent is part of the available though incomplete information that a player is tasked with analyzing. \n\nPosition, pot size & stack sizes (pot & implied odds), game texture, opponent, own image, community cards, preceding action, hole cards, and sometimes tells (not often), are all important factors. \n\n\nI'd opine that saying one is important to the exclusion of the others is wrong thinking.\n\nI've listed the above more or less in order of decreasing importance, but order of importance is very situational. Notice also I separated community cards (or face up cards for stud) from actual hole cards. \n\nGame type and structure changes this ordering. \n\nFor instance, limit hold 'em is much more about the cards you hold and stack size is almost irrelevant. No limit changes this dynamic, to where hole cards might rank at a lower importance, but that is not to imply "unimportant".\n\nYou might say "given your position, stack size, hole cards, and flop texture, you adjust your play to maximize edge against a given opponent". And that gets into deeper game theory and the Nash equilibrium, which posits that an unexploitable strategy is one where no player can increase their edge by changing their strategy, even if they knew your strategy. \n\nBut this is not necessarily the game optimum strategy. Game optimum may target an exploitable opponent's assumed tendencies, which I think is where the "play the opponent" aphorism comes from. |
| puts on AI and Quantum |
| The food and coffee are good |
| When all those retard analysts keep repeating that the government won't allow the market to crash, that means it's going to crash, right? |
| U were fkn right exact price ! |
| 2026 |
| Quit while you’re ahead… |
| Call me crazy, but I’m starting to suspect that the market value of the stock market is disconnected from its fundamentals! |
| When do you guys think theyre going to lower interest rates? 2027? |
| The gambler in a casino is what you are all about |
| What if Russia gave Iran one of their videos of mange fucking a 8 year old? They're holding onto the grand prize of him torturing and killing a child, but they passed some of their worst 5 videos to them. Imagine that, Iran releasing a graphic video right after Mange starts bombing? His POS supporters will accept it but the entire world and 75% of Americans will know that it's very real. Would the cowards in congress finally impeach and remove? |
| Yeah but first just get a competent person represent the general plan of your "representative" first. \nMake plans, Falsesafe incase plan fail , etc... \nCan't build Rome in a day but can at least build the ground work. \nAlso how much is a house in a middle of nowhere and near the sea ? |
| Double it and give it to the next person |
| I missed out buying CRWD during the BSOD fiasco. I'm always down for a second opportunity to buy in at some point. |
| Interesting. Yep organization, time, motivation are lacking but hopefully americans can pull something off for midterms |
| I guess that makes your the fool of the month 🥴 |
| You can’t learn anything if you are always talking.\n\nThat’s what the people that talk to most often know the least. |
| what stock |
| As the great poet Tupac once said: only God can judge me. |
| I am so glad we have a very stable at the realms. I’m watch the absolute master class in oratory on YouTube now |
| DO NOT REDEEEEEEM!!!!! |
| I'm not understanding how an entity heavily connected to the current government and the implementation of the tariff regime was going to other businesses and buying the rights to their tariff returns at a heavy discount, and those entities never thought to themselves, hey wait a second ... |
| Any regard that says "Tell me you’re under 30 without telling me you’re under 30" can't be taken seriously lol |
| I hate fishtown with a passion fucking hipster lib central 😂 |
| Buy |
| 👽 |
| You're definitely the regard here chief. |
| Snow coming out immediately after the tariff ruling to signal it’s time for all the bears to go back to hibernation, just standard market signals |
| patience -> signal -> leverage |
| Fishtown is chill though the rest is ok |
| https://x.com/i/status/2024940469193515412 |
| I guess the Prez will have to come to terms with his appointees not having his back 100%. We know he's in and out of the hospital over JPow. |
| It was due at some point |
| I positioned myself for a last hurrah melt-up this year. I probably did so too early because I'm down a lot. But that's my hope, what you said. Then maybe later in the year or early next year we might dump hard. So I want to take some bigly profit before then. I don't know if that will happen, but I'm still hopeful for a screaming melt-up this year that starts in a few weeks or months. Once the new fed starts cutting it will probably start it. Mang-ass is a real liability now, we could just as easily bleed out while he loses his mind and the cowards around him just let it all grind on. |
| Brother; full stop. One, justifying your sexuality to random strangers is the first clue that youre a Lil ghey, and 2. Not even true as more women ive come across in my relationship life have been more than willing. \n\nYoure the one with over the top standards and hopes, work on yourself Lil dude and your sex bot will be returned for the real peggin deal. Til then youre gonna fight yourself and everyone else on something that youre in denial about. |
| Me when she _____ on my ______ til I ______ |
| Same, the suburbs are where it’s at lol |
| Now Sean Dyche. This is wild. |
| It's only Feb but this year can already be summarized for me with "Every trading move I do is calculated with precision, but man am I bad at math" |
| >it's just massive in terms of numbers. it could literally change anything when less than half of a population is voting\n\nu/eurusdjpy\n\nYou're absolutely right. The guy above is a conspiracy looney that believes no one should vote and blocked me calling everyone an "NPC". So I can't respond to you there. \n\nIt's people like him that we're fucked. People have the power but they have to seize it. |
| Last night I dreamt of San Pedro |
| “Market always moves against my position” and you always make short term option bets. THIS BELONGS HERE. |
| Some guy on WSB said he actively uses PowerPoint again to boost $MSFT shareholder sentiment. So why is $MSFT not recovering yet? |
| Retire |
| damn dude theyre shittin on you today |
| 10,000x yes. I've also noticed they are constantly calling out other people. I think it's guilt or perhaps they think by "showing someone is worse then them", they feel better about their actions? |
| we've all had that look before |
| Gonna Google Translate this OUT of English so I can’t read it anymore |
| subreddit's thoughts on NFLX current price? |
| no |
| curry nepotism is killing $msft |
| Do you or do you not feel Bonita? |
| I fucking hate this city |
| check again, it has been delisted |
| In the 31 years of being alive, ive learned "holier than thou" people are usually the worst offenders of their own beliefs and have skeletons in their closet far worse than the things they preach against. \n\nI stay far away from people who preach they know the best in everything, and those who argue with "well technically" after everything said. Those people never shut the fuck up. |
| I took a massive shit in a public bathroom and didn't flush. It was amazing. No toilet paper in the bowl is probably going to confuse a lot of people! |
| Just from scalping vol on 0dte? |
| yes |
| Yes, but not for long enough, hate having Saturday obligations |
| So is this complete tariff turnover with trumps new 10% now bullish or bearish? |
| I don’t think I can on Charles sh-wa-buh \nWhat do you use? |
| Coreweave will pump. |
| Fuck me sideways, yes oh oh ohhhhhhh |
| Okay? I’m not gay 😂 |
| It will dip, maybe 186-187 on monday, I dont know what will happen on Tuesday but Wednesday will be very green |
| https://i.imgur.com/vYBmiPW.jpeg(https://i.imgur.com/vYBmiPW.jpeg) |
| liberals like to say that because they are really bad at turning out to vote |
| She’s probably doing it so you feel compelled to share the experience on a gambling forum. |
| I’m in Philly too |
| omg🥴 |
| I have never once owned or traded crypto.\n\nHowever, in a “nothing ever happens” back to normal soon trade Grayscale BTC ETF leaps might be the move. |
| Ok |
| No. But I think he's kinda done, he failed to pace himself. |
| Most of my posts and engagement are SMR-sector wide, as I co-moderate an SMR subreddit and follow the space very closely. |
| Real Estate is extremely cheap and none of the locals eat on the strip. |
| The real money seems to be in betting which sector Anthropic will release a plugin for soon, and short the crap out of that industry. |
| feels like things are barely functioning, or not functioning at all. I noticed this after the pandemic and it's stayed kinda the same or gotten worse. Nobody really cares about anything, you're kinda on your own all the time with everything. I'm ok with that I guess, but I didn't imagine a world like this when I was a kid. I just want to make a lot of money and live far from everyone except my wife and have a few pets and some land with no people around. |
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| Depends - did she visibly breathe in front of you? |
| oh. autism? or flirting i guess but she could have asked you a question if she really wanted to talk |
| How much was the profit on these??? |
| It doesn’t matter if you’re too much of a pussy to say something to her, grow some balls and talk to her. |
| Do the opposite of what your doing |
| Unfortunately, the market doesn't reward you for being smarter than Wallstreet directly, it might take a few years of being right and out of the money. |
| I’m just saying there were other routes that made sense to walk but she specifically choose to walk in mine and then back |
| the only reason MSFT isnt red today is becasue its the weekend and the market is closed |
| it's just massive in terms of numbers. it could literally change anything when less than half of a population is voting |
| Hasn’t he imposed 1000% worth of tariffs 🤡 |
| Nah I was up all night long singing a song to my wife about our neighbors dirty asshole. She thought it was funny, but as the night went on she was like ok shut the fuck up. I woke up crying asking her why she doesn't want to hear about the dirty asshole anymore. It kinda got weird. |
| Hello fellow TNG bro |
| So that's why the admin was out front saying that private credit was in no way a systemic risk and would definitely not blow up the economy in the immediate future. |
| yeah why do girls wake up in the morning are they trying to marry me |
| Being smart =/= having subject expertise. |
| Put it on red 5 times |
| when's BULL gonna lock in? |
| OH FUCK YEAH I'm pushing rope! |
| no bell prize winner here |
| 😂😂 how did you manage to fuck up so badly |
| Another deflection! I want my UN redacted Epstein file NOW! |
| 🤣 |
| Start looking for a job?? |
| The market did not react |
| Is it an appropriate time to mock your submissiveness to your wife’s boyfriend’s depletion of your beer supply? |
| Usonia just fucks things up good and pulls out, so they are over quite quickly and leave the civilian population ugely better off |
| Look, i love it when a girl takes control. I like being dominated and fucked by a strap on. Nothing gets me off faster. No, im not gay. Its more than just a fantasy, ive had this kind of intimacy before. Before everyone became gentrefied anything was possible. Nowadays women act like theyre always ln camera, theyre boring. Thats why i have a sex bot now. |
| Not exactly true. Based on the wording, steel is now 60 percent. They added ten percent to everything. Anything targeted then had ten percent added. |
| Chart says yes |
| 2026 and people in this chat still actually believe and argue that our problems would be solved if we just had more voter turn out. It's truly over \n\nEither that or I'm falling for bots, problem is, I see so many regards with such opinions IRL that I can't dismiss it all as bots |
| *Don't miss the chance to open an ETF account for your dog for just $50 a month* |
| What do I eat for breakfast |
| I'm probably older than you. Mid 40s.\n\nMany conflicts last only a few days or weeks.\n\n🥭 loves low gas pump prices almost as much as he likes the stock market.\n\nIt'll be Maduro like operation then out. |
| Ya it's interesting. I've heard there are better companies in the high yield baskets today than in the past which might explain some of it. \n\n\nThe shitty companies are more in private credit baskets, they say.\n\n\nWho knows |
| I can’t hear you under the pile of my new accounts |
| Yeah I'm curious about this as well. Could just be some degen |
| I've never seen these companies attack shorts so hard and be platformed to do so. In the end, they don't make money to justify the stock price. |
| Children of the 🌽 |
| Inflation. Liquidity returning after margin calls earlier in the week. Dollar down. |
| When girls go out of their way to walk in front of you and then back between your bench at the racks at the gym is that flirting? |
| I’ve done this, still yet to recover. I was convinced my puts were safe to last another day then 🥭 tweeted |
| I expect to hear they're beyond net 60 in getting paid. I'm probably not going to short but all it will take is one bad event to completely tank the market like this. |
| 🙄 |
| Lmao, 2026 and you're saying conspiracy retards while knowing virtually every major conspiracy is now widely accepted as having been proven true. You're about 10 years late to be using that term, no one will take you seriously anymore, you've been ousted globally and by the huge majority of even skeptical people. You're an example of the cause of all of our problems, we despise your old, disproven narrative, blocked, may you one day grow up and stop sucking the D's of your evil overlords, npc |
| Lol 😂😂😂😂😂 okay buddy worry about yourself. I'm fine |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/gayforgoblin made a bet that NBIS would go to 110.0 within **2 days** when it was 102.033 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 6 wins and 20 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| This is a joke right? "My predictions is never wrong", yeah that much is obvius dude. Maybe you should consider taking those last 160$ and take a run at the casino, i think you might get a better chance there. \n\n"Feels like the market always goes against my position". That my friend is because without proper Timing to your "predictions" you are simply the exit liquidity for the real money 😂 |
| Oh yeah. With you on LITE aswell. |
| my 2k would flip to like 25k with unlimited trades in a month. cant wait |
| No |
| Casual hundreds of millions of dollars of perceived value gone. Just wait until LLM causes the 25 percent drop when there's no profits in any of it. |
| Stay mad that crypto has failed. Show me how dumb I am and go all in now. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ATXPibble made a bet that RIVN would go to 18.5 within **1 week** when it was 17.754 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 15 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| If you're still asking this question, I'm pretty sure you are. |
| shit i think it left already |
| betting on oil doesn't make sense anymore. look at uso - swings aren't big enough. there's plenty of supply from elsewhere. shipping on the other hand... NYSEARCA: BWET |
| 2 years 11 months more to go |
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| What improvement? It still is a probability word generator. I think people have gotten better at using it's iterative capability but it's not really gotten better. It can only get marginally better from here and cost exponentially more. |
| This would be funnier if it didn't actually line up right |
| No puts. Just pointing out you're not the first parasite to use innovation rhetoric to rob us all.\n\nOf course Wall Street and the valley love this. They're getting rich at our expense. |
| Traders make money, that is a retard who thinks he's a trader |
| Where’s the pump regard |
| This also is probably the right answer. There is always something new and fancy looking. It's usually overstated how useful it is. |
| 🙁 |
| Red crayon means… lunchtime? |
| Tell me you’re under 30 without telling me you’re under 30 |
| https://preview.redd.it/jzex7uaziukg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=889948ca1a938e6c4361ed42592c57ca5e13c747 |
| Even if all the tariffs were withdrawn, the prices will not come down. They would just make up another excuse to keep the prices and profits high for the companys. |
| This is what I feel is most likely. |
| https://preview.redd.it/amo8vzhuiukg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=691806f8fe6abd221cff4d2e706fc554307e2f91 |
| ... But what those companies did was perfectly legal. Companies can rise prices as much as they want. You would be laughed out of court. |
| You realize there have been countless short wars in the ME right?\n\nYou're not this dumb I hope. |
| crypto pumping |
| The cheat code is checking every box on 1040, then paper filing |
| Some fake news going around that 🥭 gonna impose 35% tariffs |
| Do not RED🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖M |
| This was imminent Anyways🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 This was a Elite Ponzi scheme 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Because the Elite became 100x Billionaires 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Stealing from the Lil guy looking for Scraps 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯 aka to have a Leg Up In The Game 🎯💯 The Lil Dollars you guys was seeing is Pennies compared too how much thee Elite we're getting... Plus the Elite Has Exited👀👀👀👀👀 so you the lil guy is the one keeping it from Nose Diving 📉📉📉📉📉📉 |
| https://preview.redd.it/nwbc1ldoiukg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b387553b9620ed18dbc6ef6e0ebf047df407c58 |
| You're right. When stocks go down you buy puts. |
| It's only benefit is it's subsidized where it is cheap. Maybe you can hit one thousand people instead of ten and it lets you find more rubes to scam because it can flood the zone faster even if it's pure crap. |
| I'm not saying we can't end up there. But apathy and conspiracy retards like you will get us there faster.\n\nEdit: just block people who disagree! That'll work! Retard |
| Welcome |
| Ya, is it still the 24th? Hood has it listed as March 6th now. I know they weren't doing an investor call this quarter, because their end of year call is at the end of March anyways. |
| I live in Philly and never under pain of death turn the heat up above 68. I run it at 64 at night. Our heating bill was still $900 last month |
| Agreed |
| How was it wrong? Do we not reach ATH constantly? Has the front meaningly moved ? \n\nBut interesting invasion, where Russia has the range to level Kiev, and doesn't. Even Ukraine has the range to bomb Moscow now, and doesn’t. Even the cold war was warmer LMAO\n\nNothing ever happens, that's just how it is, you'll get over it. |
| even the brain rot isn’t spared from the bootlicking |
| 😲 |
| I did not. |
| Have. There is an effect at play that people think it's far better than it really is. |
| Buy and mower and cut grass for money. |
| Sir please do not redeem the card, please sir - do not redeem the - DO NOT REDEEM |
| It doesn't make coding easier though. It would be like saying a mallet lets you hammer a nail, a screw, and cuts wood. You may end up with what looks like a house, but it will be built stupidly and probably falls down. A lot of coders appear to be morons and vibe code. All of that code is just completely trash code. It can't be used in enterprise software. Why do you think we're now seeing outages and issues with AWS, YouTube, and X? Shit code is going to cause more instability.\nI still think the companies hit here are incredibly overpriced, but what is a company going to do? Buy some other security software? What other option is there? |
| 刚才才删除跌很快？？？ |
| Reselling business he could have done. Woth start up capital could find many bulk deals. Honestly could do that and door dash. \n\nRegardless, This is sad, stop watching your money and go make more. |
| Saturday |
| Hell yeah |
| Great |
| 想着怎样拉升 |
| I meant you can't roll them, you lose important features like rolling csp/cc |
| Did you sleep OK? |
| for me, the real risk here is holding til close and one short leg sneaks ITM, and you get assigned 10 000 shares. Assignment this weekend with Iran.... lol, glad it worked it for you! |
| https://preview.redd.it/b6p7al6jhukg1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcabb8ca501ccc8e272b3e9f692426a88eb92e03\n\nIt can’t go lower… right? |
| no the dd was completely wrong lol \n\nGo play fortnight |
| And their DD was right. The front has not moved in 2 years, and we hit ATHs regularly \n\nNothing. Ever. Happens. |
| All those monkey videos ale so goofy |
| This is really sad. You basically ruined your entire life and set yourself back 10-15 years. You should start saving again and just invest in SPY or another low cost index fund. STOP TRADING. YOU SUCK AT IT. |
| Trump can’t take a hint?? |
| haha, it's expensive af now |
| 你买大了.我才买1股吧了 |
| No, because the WSB dd about Ukraine was that they wouldn't be invaded by Russia \n\nOh my gourd |
| Fastest way to make $160.28 is to start with $101,997.36 and hand it to this guy |
| Reading more of this thread and you’re definitely rage baiting my guy. Keep using your moltbot kid. |
| I don't think there's a whole lot it actually can do that intelligent scripting can't. It can iterate to find and attack ports dynamically. Anthropic is a known liar that will overstate what something can do. They never even gave full details of the hack that allowed their tool to be used as an attack weapon. |
| the result of cost-cutting, marketing-feature-bloat and non-stop ai-ification. |
| Your counter example being that the people who said nothing would happen with Ukraine were right ? |
| The tariff refund is like a McDonald's secret menu item; you cannot select it from the listed options but if you write on the form that you want it, they will give it to you. |
| lol soundhound..that shit has been averaging the same price for the last 3 years. |
| No my counter example is always inverse WSB |
| I was on same boat \n\nFinally pulled the trigger and now unlimited day trades\n\nMy port is 40k so no issues\n\nBut only if i have done this earlier i could have made more money \n\nAnyways it’s never too late |
| In the memory of crooks someone plz reshoot that Orange 🍊 |
| Credit Spreads say otherwise.... for now... |
| DJT brutally lawmogged by SCOTUS for tariffmaxxing, a decision sure to spike White House’s cortisol |
| So your counter example on nothing will be done on Iran ... is that we didn't go to Ukraine either ? Yup, makes sense |
| You must be a Gen Z junior analyst trying to get a job…god speed brother and welcome to the industry. |
| ME |
| All of them |
| Yes. You can. Those are literally the ones you can do with level 2. Level 3 are spreads, straddles, and strangles. \n\nWhy be so confidently incorrect when you could just like... go see for yourself. |
| Smart vs dumb or greed vs manipulation? |
| Just check them all its gotta be one of them |
| You said nothing will be done on Iran, I'm saying you comment makes it more likely something will be done\n\nI didn't mention the economy.... |
| We should hand ber a stuffed animal for losing like they did the women's hockey team |
| Weird. Cause I’ve traded my entire portfolio on calls ten straight days in a row now. |
| I know that’s a popular saying but I’ve always hated it. I feel like it obscures reality. It’s just capitalism. Capitalism has always crushed the vast majority of people and made the owning class fabulously wealthy at the expense of extreme poverty for workers. The period between 1945-1980 was a brief blip, a divergence from the normal trend thanks to WW2 destroying all of the other advanced economies and unions/direct action movements like the CIO and Civil Rights movement among others building up a social welfare net that literally didn’t exist for the first 160 years of US history. Socialism has never really existed by contrast, it was crushed by both the US and USSR. There were brief outbreaks of it during the Spanish Civil War, German Revolution of 1919, Hungarian Revolution of 1956, the Free Territories of Ukraine, and others but it always gets snuffed out by the capitalists quick. |
| Put it all on black |
| "Let me disprove that nothing never happens to the US economy, by giving an example when nothing happened" LMAO |
| Yet another tax on American citizens that bypasses Congress. And more votes lost by the GOP in the midterms. |
| em dashes, that’s not X that’s Y, overly cheerful end message, painful use of slang, 2yr old account with first comment 3 days ago etc |
| 10/10 Hedge |
| Dump eth |
| 2 weeks into a major sell off? That's a bold strategy, Cotton. |
| I didn't say that |
| doing my taxes. \n\nwhich box on my 1040 do i check to receive tariff refund? |
| Thanks for this, I knew the real answer would be in the comments |
| Close enough, welcome back 2019 WSB |
| lol first time huh? Haha you funny bro. “Short term war in Middle East” tell me hey guy.. we got a highly regarded one over here. |
| You get a one time no questions asked removal of the flag. You lost that money for literally 0 reason sorry man |
| So it's EVERYTHING. 😇 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ois42hj1fukg1.png?width=959&format=png&auto=webp&s=1208e1999f9cf6f6f2e30720b4a93282f524d7ff\n\n |
| That's fuckin gay, boo for you sir |
| yeah those spam comments are trash, what's your biggest "didn't hear no bell" loss? |
| Like acrobat? Hasn’t worked since I stopped paying! |
| Hope volume comes back next week but then again NVDA earnings decides the faith |
| > gold\n\n\nDebt / deficit expansion w/o tariff offsets, and renewed uncertainty about trade, re-industrialization policy, Iran / energy prices |
| Didn't know we had boots in Ukraine, or that it crashed the market. Might have missed the news. |
| Maybe buy DASH and scalp it |
| Oxy to 100 EOY! 💯 |
| WSB dd said that about Ukraine a few years ago 🙁 |
| This thought process is why I, an employee of a cybersecurity company, will always have a job. |
| Market reaction looks overdone fundamentals for CRWD and NET remain intact |
| Believe it or not, calls. Nothing ever happens |
| somehow even more confusing for business & FDI than they were a week ago.\n\n\nRecession & a debt spiral feels inevitable to me |
| we both know that either way you'll end up bleeding from the anus |
| This looks like greed to me |
| I wish I could buy this dip |
| Nah I just suck at losing money |
| I think that the disflationary tailwinds from nixing tariffs and lower GDP are ... |
| Thanks. That could also be one of the reasons. |
| the amount of bloat and tiny bugs in software nowadays is insane. I used to think people were exaggerating but basic stuff that used to work fine sucks to use now. |
| Source? |
| I need spy at 680 boys |
| I think it's because US debt becomes even more unsustainable after tariff funds decrease |
| It's overpriced and hasn't moved significantly in 5 years. |
| I highly doubt that. All it will do is make ram/storage continue to rally. |
| ban |
| Are you ruining yourself or have money to spare? |
| So green your eyes will bleed |
| You lost $14,000 because you were scared to get flagged? Lol absolute bullshit you just got greedy… they offer a one-time amnesty for that shit you know right? |
| At some point you have to ignore/shun a madman. Supreme court already ruled them illegal. What's Trump really gonna do when you ignore him? Sic the military on us? |
| So we re back to “NVDA will carry the re-rally\nNasdaq” |
| He's gonna tariff the aliens. |
| My dude, tariffs are inflationary, Walmart and Costco are rocking on the back of them. More will moon those stocks. |
| Everything coming out of his mouth means nothing. He has no power |
| Literally not one word in the article you linked supports your post. Not one. |
| Sure bro 😂 |
| ding ding ding |
| Sounds like another 10% added taxes on the consumer. Looks like all the other tariffs, I mean taxes we paid will probably never be refunded back to us only to businesses that raised their prices for goods that we bought. |
| Sureee * 6273 |
| lol good luck Trump about to be sued by every business foreign and domestic. They now have standing due to the supreme courts decision. DOJ lost all competent lawyers so this about to be fun to watch. |
| ROW is doing better |
| Operation: speed run burning a country to the ground |
| NVDA is probably dump because their clients are practically a bigger debtor version of the Klanar user base atm.\nThe only NVDA clients that don't have debts are Nintendo. |
| Nothing will be done on Iran, tariffs canceled, nothing never happens |
| No Burry posted up a huge piece on PLTR basically just being a consultancy and some guy clearly associated with PLTR started accusing him of being a shit stock picker, full of shit etc on CNBC |
| I trust you with my life |
| His puts are getting crushed, need exit liquidity on Monday open 🤷 |
| to compensate for something SMALL. |
| Yes sir |
| I work in InfoSec and I was scratching my head trying to figure out why the drop after reading about the new capabilities of Claude. Thank you for stating it so eloquently. |
| It’s Wall Street bets, and also hardly gambling, you just wishing you had wins |
| You’re definitely gayer than the mods |
| *YUGE |
| Or? |
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| What? Arguments against PLTR or PLTR coming with the "Burry responded to my Craiglist ad" story? Write clearly. 🙂 |
| Fuckin mongoloid trump |
| No. That is one of the dumbest things I have read. Keeping inflation steady doesn’t decrease prices. It stops them from increasing further. You thinking you needed to write this is questionable at best. |
| Iran biggest nothing burger in 2026 |
| Is Tangerine Palpatine done fucking with our ports? |
| Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! |
| New blockbuster to hit the screens this summer: ***Smart Boy and the Six Fiends*** |
| lol 8.3-1-1.2 is not zero where did the rest of the liquidity come from? Europoors? Kappa calus |
| The year is setting up well. The near 1.5% lost to the Dem shutdown should come back into the economy in the first half. There was also over a percent taken out of growth from shutting government programs. That won't come back, but more importantly it will reduce the deficit. Interest rates are still too high, but the Fed is to backwards thinking to correct that. |
| I see you dropped some TuRDs |
| "Trump" that means "to open one's mouth and defecate from it." |
| I am in this photo and I don’t like it |
| Your better off just waiting now. |
| No need to imagine, I'm here for everyone. |
| Thanks. I thought Iran was imminent for a long time... |
| Lmfao. You must be a bot, I'm arguing with a bot. If not tho, Jesus you are so brain rotted. You are wrong and need to wake up to the fact that you have a corrupt, evil government, and things will only get worse, 1984 manifest, pure dystopia technocracy incoming to crush us all, and you can't admit it, because you have negative IQ, bye NPC |
| The profit is too small for quant algorithms to be involved that’s why it is not scalable and I would not disclose how to do it. It is my own ATM if I have time. But still, with any job you will earn a better rate than $30000 in two years. |
| With that flair as well lmao |
| No, there’s a method to the madness, the current admin is just really fucking sloppy. TLDR; Like… as sloppy as me during a company mixer. I’ll go through the method below:\n\nThe method: People want a return of domestic manufacturing. In order to encourage domestic manufacturing, we need to make imports more expensive than domestically produced goods. This will encourage domestic manufacturing and hopefully lead to job growth. In addition to this, a weaker dollar (caused by tariffs inflation) is good for U.S. exports since other nations can now buy competitively priced goods from the U.S. More domestic manufacturing also means a stronger industrial base and especially a stronger defense industrial base. The Orange man himself has even stated off-hand that companies should be taking the brunt of profit loss, not passing it onto the U.S. consumer (in less eloquent words). \n\nWhy is a strong defense industrial base important you may ask? Well several intelligence estimates predict a 2030 Chinese invasion of Taiwan. In order to fight that fight we need a modernized military (something that we’ve been working on since the late Obama era, and something the admin has actually done a decent job at prioritizing), a stronger and less globalized industrial base, access to natural resources (like rare earth minerals in Greenland), and allies.\n\nAllies? You mean the ones we alienated? Yes. Most of our NATO allies don’t pay their fair share and relied on the hard work of the U.S. taxpayer to subsidize their democratic utopia (or at least as close to one as anyone has ever gotten). Now the check is due, war looms, and NATO is woefully underfunded, unequipped, unmanned, and untrained. We pushed them around and inflamed tensions to get them to actually maintain a modicum of expeditionary capability at the cost of crippling US influence and soft power approaches.\n\nConclusion: So, we implemented tariffs without adequate legal authority. We inflamed tensions of our closest allies. We have aggrevated foreign trade, and caused increased domestic inflation. All this to prepare the country for the possibility of war against the PRC. The structural issues facing the U.S. that need to be addressed are also: less resilient populace. Americans are fat and mentally ill, however the draft comes for us all one way or another. We need better nutrition and phys-ed in schools. We need 8th grade level coding and computer literacy (especially with Microsoft Office suite software). We need kids that are resilient and can self-regulate without screens.\n\nEdit: spelling |
| r/problemgambling |
| You can deduct almost everything doing uber and DoorDash. The mileage alone usually results in you not owing taxes but getting a credit in some cases. The mileage is $0.70 from the gov. So 100,000 miles is $70,000 taxes in mileage deductions alone. So if he earned $50,000, he wouldn’t owe taxes at all. If he earned $100k, he could deduct $70,000 in mileage deductions alone. |
| Iran |
| With the money left over I think you should educate yourself in how business works and financial management. You may find yourself in a position to have a job you enjoy and wont want to retire so early. Being retired while everyone else is busy working and growing their families is no fun. It’s kind of lonely. |
| Doubt |
| Strike. duh.\n\nStay the fuck home and have street parties or barricade yourselves inside. |
| I thought I'll get be banned |
| I think it trades straight right. Right as the world’s worst NASCAR racer |
| Positive |
| lol of course not one trade, talking about 5000 trades per year and each trade net is literally less than $1 |
| Omega bullish.\nEverything to the moon. |
| Google über Alles |
| Ok lets be real as the shovel seller with CAPEXs increasing everywhere NVDA is not going to give bad earnings or guidence.\n\n\nHowever if NVDA follows the trend and sells off regardless, I think the pain is just getting started. \n\nUnlikely given they are not the ones burning billions on AI for no visible return but thats the thing to watch at earnings in my opinion. |
| BREAKING: Institutional investors sold a net -$8.3 billion of US equities last week, the 2nd-largest weekly sale on record. \n \nMeanwhile, retail investors bought +$1.0 billion, posting their 5th consecutive weekly purchase. \n \nHedge funds bought +$1.2 billion, marking their 8th weekly purchase in the last 9.\n\nonly the 2nd largest weekly sale on record? rookie numbers |
| What a green day. Hope we don't gap down on Sunday.\n\nAnybody knows why gold price still rises after the tariffs are canceled? |
| I’m disappointed his phone didn’t ring in the back\n\nMargin calling |
| ding ding! |
| Just reminded me I should go skiiing before the seasons over |
| I watch so much YouTube that YouTube premium makes the most sense for me. YouTube music is included. One annoying thing about YouTube music is that random silly shit I watched and clicked “like” on ends up in my playlist. |
| Heh, that's going to depend on your skillset+degree. I'm not sure about [the specifics](https://ind.nl/en/residence-permits/work/european-blue-card-residence-permit), but I know certain degrees will get you a visa easily.\n\nEU companies are required to look for applicants within the EU first, before considering those from outside the EU. In practice, as long as you have any kind of edge in your application (e.g. experience), people aren't too interested in whether you're from Malta or from Missouri, as long as communication is smooth with you.\n\nThat said: be forewarned that not every international company will be fully English-speaking in their continental offices, and our levels of bureaucracy (read: hoops to jump through) before you're fully immigrated can be unexpectedly high. |
| Lmfao that was you under my X post! Good to see you here too |
| Cuz the management fucking sucks and so does the stock. |
| Easy there, jeffrey |
| Leverage traders |
| Sir this is wallstreetbets |
| You sure thats the only reason? |
| It's like...investing in the NKVD in the 1930s or something. |
| Godspeed. What’s your breakeven? |
| So RDDT puts it is… |
| To me that looks more like gambling - and im pretty sure you wont know when to quit. Investing 100% in high risk assets (and looking at the gains - you dont get such gains with low/normal risk assets) isnt investing - its gambling. |
| Buy Optio token (opt) you won’t be sorry. About to take off. Mark this post and revisit in a month |
| What really sucks about this is that the guy had well over 100k and that would have been a nice fat down payment on a house and a somewhat decent car to replace the one that he's wrecking with doordash. |
| nice nice. i like ur fried chicken bro |
| Exactly! The market recognizes there's risk, but it's mitigated by private shit co. So long as public co prints money, short at own risk. |
| A lot of people here trading on their politics instead of on the market and getting played for it |
| Ironically, no. Approx 4% unemployment.\n\nSpeculative on my part, but I think it can be explained by geographic mismatch, skills mismatch (plenty of low-skilled people or office-job-trained people, not enough plumbers), and a level of discrimination against the elderly (hard to get a job once you're 55+ due to prejudice). |
| Because this shit is supposed to be stopped by Congress, but since Congress is a majority of spineless fucks you wont get anything |
| Either way bullish and no long war. |
| Look at the bright side - you don't have to pay any tax.\n\nBut honestly just withdraw the rest and go to casino, maybe you have better luck there. |
| Nice loss porn to masturbate to |
| We are going to be green as fuck on Thursday, and then Friday we gap up at open and then plummet during the day. The following Monday will also be red. Then NVDA is going to climb to 220+ by end of March. |
| Tbh PLTR looks too good for it. Sure 200 p/e is stupid but there's actual fast growth and profits. |
| I don't think with 160 bucks he can even afford the audition fee |
| I bought 800 shares at 39.50 after watching it drop from $70 over the years.\n\n\nPE is at 7.\n\n\nI bought Dollar General when the PE was around the same and doubled my money.\n\n\nHate it all you want, its a conviction value buy here imho..\n\n\nIll sell you my shares at 50-55 lol |
| Historically green Monday |
| >explain to me **why in wsb** is this strategy better than max risk of 12k with max profit potential of unlimited?\n\nBecause I was betting on the underlying *not* moving. Which strategy gives unlimited profit potential in that scenario? |
| Avoiding PDT rules is not worth blowing up your account manage risk first |
| Theta gang degeneracy. You gotta love it |
| Nothing really makes sense. Tech stocks dumped because ai will replace it. Ai stocks dumped because spending too much money on ai, nvda probably gonna dump cuz they have too much cash and need to buy a bigger wallet |
| Will make a deal before that. Iran knows that it will not end well for them |
| TrumpBucks. |
| I really liked their 2.2 cash back but theyre enshitifying sofi plus now with a fee. Platform is good. |
| you are not investing thats called gambling |
| leave it. |
| In my country if you drive a car without a license, you get a big ticket.\n\nIf they catch you again driving a car without license, the police will take the car.\n\nMaybe the SC should take away his presidency after declaring these tariffs illegal again. |
| Because everyone is going to ignore the 10%. And if it becomes an issue there'll be another 🌮 or challenge. |
| He might 🌮 but most likely outcome is limited strikes and short operation. |
| Should have taken the day trade! Wtf |
| 国外金给他们转去 |
| Obviously the ruling was bullish. But I saw people here commenting during the speech that they didn't understand why SPY wasn't crashing once Trump mentioned the 10% global tariff thing. |
| Hah and i thought i was ready for the day with just one morning dump |
| Is this the end of the TACO trade? 🙁 |
| The regard strikes again |
| Security is almost never about finding/fixing vulnerabilities. We get that shit done. The problem is managers deciding, yeah we don't have to upgrade our 15 year old legacy system, who is going to attack us? And then they get nailed by something that could have easily been prevented. |
| Hold |
| BIM BAM BUM |
| And more unemployment. Maybe we'll get another cut |
| The thing is, all software/service companies will be taking a hit. There are a lot of software devs and even more managers high on Dunning-Kruger who will try to code their own systems. Some will also succeed, but lots of them will fail and then everything SW related will come back with a vengeance. |
| Hello son |
| PLTR on CNBC properly attacking Burry coming out with arguments you read on Reddit. |
| Kinda like vanity plates |
| Calls over the weekend were definitely the call. |
| Savage, hard to see, read more I guess. Keep at it! Don’t give up! I also lost 99% my first year. Made it back almost, one hundred and fifty almost to break even 3 years later, I kid about reading more, but really, after losing so much first year, I put myself into education about investing / trading. It’s really helped me. Apologies if you done the reading already (there is soooo much ) take profits when they are there, there always another trade , so if you miss any trades, no drama. Hope you get it back. |
| I appreciate your response, thank you for sharing |
| When that Hamas-Israel escapade kicked off I remember watching a lot of undulation in the markets. |
| https://preview.redd.it/x5sedznd2ukg1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec8645f6b5e21f192149b016326c21a9440245ff |
| That’s an insult to downs people. They have compassion and love. He’s a malignant narcissist dark triad. |
| Which means more money for Ai |
| slv |
| After Mango TACO’s the Iran war we might enter in a sustained rally. New FED, he will pump the market and make US look great when World cup starts and for midterms. |
| Bull market confirmed, mkts don’t care about the consumer |
| Logged out/ forget password traders outpassed only by deceased traders. |
| None of the ones I know. I know nothing about the most commonly mentioned QC stocks on this reddit. I do not know what they do. And it is hard for me to imagine that a single company like IONQ, QBTS or similar could have the potential, knowledge, and money to build a real life qc computer. I was looking into buying some of the qc stocks, I did the research and apparently some of them have a working qc computer and they rent the computing power, but I find it hard to believe. It is still a mystery to me as to what do these qc companies sell? Where I work we have a working 2 qubits. But that is only a very expensive toy. It does nothing. And it has been built by 15 companies. I do realize that what we do here is far behind what the most advanced companies have but I still think those the most advanced companies are still far away from having something that would be of any commercial value. And I think if there is any company to create a product that could sell it will be some spin off of GOOG or MSFT or INTC or IBM or something like that. I think Microsoft's chip Majorana 1 is like light years ahead of what we have and what we are able to produce. The same IBM, GOOG. And yet I do not hear of any break thru. \n\nAnd I say none purely as a swing trader. I look at the chart and I take the decision if I see accumulation, possible break, or any other setup. QC stock purely by looking at the chart are only speculative. Some people here invest this way that they buy a speculative stock, freeze the money for ten years and hope for "to the moon". I prefer to trade setups that are about to generate a profit. I do not freeze the money in the hope that maybe some day this will skyrocket. |
| It feels like free money is over and we are back to hard mode market. \n\n300% YTD but I am stopping now got railed friday and 300% was my stop. \n\nSmall oil call position open only rest we buy shares and wait for next free money. |
| 1918 coomer |
| hahaha |
| I sure hope so |
| nah should be good. No more tariffs and no more war with iran. Should bull run nicely to 695 |
| Does he even understand the basic concepts of economics? He announces this casually, sometimes raising it, sometimes lowering it… Does he think it's a game? |
| Coreweave will dump |
| I'd say they're a death in the family where money was dispersed or probably cashed out a 401k or took out a loan which is the most likely |
| We've had nothing but green Mondays and Fridays for the past month. So we are going to be big green on Thursday off NVDA earnings and then hard dump on Friday + Monday |
| dunno |
| When will this idiot realise that the world does not need america, we can get everything we need and sell everything we produce everywhere else. Go ahead and increase your tariffs, your just screwing your own country. |
| No one with a brain expected crashing on the tariff announcement.\n\nThe ruling was bullish. |
| Dude, your stocks are on "discount" right now. Buying them at these cheaper prices will save you more on your return for when they grow back to their full price when given time. \n\nAnd I'm not saying this as a joke, I'm saying this seriously. This is when you want to buy when everything is "on sale". |
| I got a can’t fail opportunity send me ETH and I’ll 200x your initial\n\n0x742d35Cc6634C0532925a3b844Bc454e4438f44e |
| Brokers allow a one-time only removal of the PDT flag (unless you already used it). If you were never flagged before, you could have closed the position green, get flagged, contact customer support to remove the flag. If you already previously used it, you need to be more careful on how you plan your trades. And if you did have a one-time grace removal, but chose to lose -85% instead, then you're just retarded. |
| As long as they keep printing money it won't sink.\n\nEven countries with terrible real economies can keep growing rapidly in nominal terms, including the stock market. |
| https://preview.redd.it/e5s6g8c30ukg1.png?width=607&format=png&auto=webp&s=6bf6d6fb6edda7add33b66311f13fcfe212b0c5b\n\nПродължаваме напред братмиии.\n\nI sold a put and got assigned hahahh |
| stop exaggerating, you'll need 10,000 Shitcoin for a slice of bread, Again! |
| 1) Get a job\n2) Pay off your debts\n3) 401k match\n4) Max your IRA in broad market ETFs\n5) Invest whatever else you can in broad market ETFs |
| They settle next day \n\nAs in you can enter and exit a 0dte position, and you will have all that money available to you at ~6am the following day |
| You're just a conspiracy retard. It's not rigged.\n\nThe people have all the power. They just have to turn out and vote for the right person as well.\n\n2024 was still a very close election. The world would look very different had Harris won. |
| Wtf are they even talking about\n\nAre these dudes just always drunk af emailing each other |
| As far as I’m concerned, I will continue to believe we’re in a Bull market until I’m proven otherwise\n\nThis damn ship will not sink |
| Maybe |
| The best thing about kids these days is the broccoli hair. |
| Real ones know this reaction is to the Saylor interview lol |
| This is the same method Nostradamus used. |
| Thanks for doing the math man, but you know there's a chance that i could turn this 2k to 40k |
| Crowdstrike is a scam. They faked it till they make it and it’s already hollowed out. |
| Stop trading lol |
| ➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩\n➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩\n➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩\n➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩\n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥\n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 |
| https://preview.redd.it/jl6io032ztkg1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b5cdfc2c2887e84c4d19c984702b89ceabcba11 |
| You got it! That and qqq 0dte |
| Right now I've been eating so much sugar that whenever I take a dump there's a 50% chance my anoos bleeds from the constipation.\n\nWednesday I am work from home so at 3PM I am going to take a shit and then wipe my ass. If the toilet paper is a clean brown swipe then I am full porting my kid's college funds on calls. Otherwise if it is blood red then I am buying puts. |
| -$133/day |
| True though they are very rare, biggest truck i have seen roaming in urban areas is the f150 and that thing was massive \n\n\nRegarding the cybertruck though:\n\n\n> Its rigid, stainless-steel, sharp-edged design poses significant safety risks to pedestrians, failing to meet European requirements for impact absorption and pedestrian safety.\n\n\n\n\nThe issue is not with its size and mass, rather with the shape |
| 100k? Are you retarded? |
| Thank you 🙏🏽 |
| Bootlicker spotted |
| Just when you thought the US couldn't be a bigger laughingstock... boy genius pu;;s another idiotic tax on his own people out of his back pocket. This truly is the FAFO stage for the US people. You cost of living continued to increase while other countries are separating ties and making agreements with other nations. |
| Are my calls fukt for next week |
| There's a whole subreddit dedicated to the notion! |
| Buy and sell options, problem solved. |
| So much for giving him a 747 - Qatar probably. |
| I am in a cash account on Robinhood currently and for the last 2 years \n\nI can trade options. Just not spreads. There is no reason to be in a margin account period if you’re not doing spreads |
| Hey /u/Ashamed-History-5078 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: BYND.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| I've seen people drive F350 and Ram here in EU and getting hit by those (or vans like Transit) is an instakill. |
| Trainee did not pass. Still stuck on Tax On. |
| It’s an additional tariff on top of the ones already there. |
| Here I was thinking that a good rain would bring some nice movies or a few dozen big box software.... Damn |
| Bols and bears both are just throwing darts at boards right now when I just kind of figured we'd be stuck range-bound until Nvidia earnings no matter what. It's just too close and at minimum in the bol case that's way more impactful than tariffs and in the bear case there's still a ton of money trapped at $195+. GDP report was still way more a bear case than tariffs a bol case either way. Tariffs was just a sexier story. |
| F |
| Signed.....Sleep Joe |
| Agreed - I run a company call tesseract academy and long story short market has been changed a lot in the last 12 months. I often advised that AI would not replace devs but lately seem like we entered something that everyone thought was not possible, especially with projects as openclaw. I would say that on daily base our team is doing x5 the amount of work we were able to handle 12 months ago and x10 what we were doing 2/3 years ago productivity wise. |
| Get a Redditor started on trump bad and anything will make sense to them. Surprised this guy stopped after 3 paragraphs written in a rage with no punctuation |
| Prospects? |
| Fuckkk I got 100 675p 1dte. Felt like a good idea at the time. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Repulsive_Roof6790 made a bet that SPY would go to 700.0 within **4 days** when it was 679.321 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| You get a few do overs. And can always just switch brokers if an email to support doesn’t unlock you. |
| $5M |
| I don't know man |
| Lmao |
| You think avoiding a 90 day ban is worth losing 12k?? |
| You aren’t bright |
| Maybe not though... |
| J |
| If you HAD to pick one QC stock what would you pick? |
| That is me. Hahaha |
| It's a vintage gooner. |
| Ahmm |
| Nope |
| He would have to show some self respect in order to be embarrassed. |
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| Why!?!?!?1!!? |
| What a thought that all of us will be dead in 80 years |
| Smart decision now will never get flagged for sure soon |
| WE should Put His "Tariffs" right into his Back assh"""" 😅😜..He is the First pres. WHO make Money to His own Insider tradings (of course His sonst hold the Tokens) but they can manipulate Market with the Word "tariff" and they know that very Well!\n\nLast year it was 2 Times successfull, why do Stop?! |
| they're hungry hungry not just hungry |
| Tarifs on the transgender voter IDs, or whatever this guy said in Georgia |
| Any neocloud really |
| Is funny how at the same time our cities were conquered by gambling stores, Internet was fill up with trading app.\nIs the same shit but with different regulation. |
| All previous trade deals dropped to 10% flat bears giga fucked |
| if you don't have fun as a leader you lack imagination |
| Thanks. It's hard to keep up with what's going on 😂 |
| You're telling me you posted a gain while capping your leverage. Basically just ate a days worth of theta.\n\nexplain to me **why in wsb** is this strategy better than max risk of 12k with max profit potential of unlimited? go back to r/investing moron |
| Well. Are you going to quit options trading? |
| yup because we dont know how to value a company.\n\nTo be honest, the whole market drastically undervalued ZIM. |
| Holy shit the oklo promoting you do.... |
| Would she have raised the deficit 4.5 trillion? Didn’t see anywhere in her policy proposals that she was going to cut taxes for billionaires, steal 10 billion for her own board, sue the IRS for 10 billion, or give 40 billion to Argentina. In fact her plan was to do nothing just like Biden and let the economy keep stonking. |
| Palantir forward PE is rapidly compressing. It was over 600 less than a year ago, now it's less than 100 lol. I feel like it's due for a regarded run sometime this year again. |
| That’s what I initially understood. But it seems that they were reduced just to the 10%. So it’s bullish\n\nhttps://x.com/theladdersclub/status/2025157571653632388?s=46 |
| Giving up gummies for grocery |
| Yeah all is Lost now 🤦🏻 |
| Switch to cash account. |
| West coast gang still 🆙 |
| it’s a reminder that even the world’s biggest economy has limits on executive power....something to watch closely for trade and global markets |
| Anthropic should announce a tool to make jobs of useless stock analysts in Wall Street obsolete. Loading on cyber security. With vibe coders out there the security will play a vital role. Every one with a half brain will code applications to make their life easier. Majority of them will be web apps |
| CRWV and NBIS are not for the feint hearted. |
| Not on robinhood |
| If I understood anything I wouldn't be on here! |
| Trump is just throwing tariffs around like he knows what he’s doing, trying to look smart in front of people who actually understand markets. He doesn’t. He is just a dumb unbearable idiot. I saw through him clearly when he took office. I can’t unsee it |
| 10% is in addition to the previous tariffs, no?\n\n\n"Today I will sign an order to impose a 10% global tariff under section 122, over and above our normal tariffs already being charged" |
| And the US wants to push gambling to every facet of American life. So many more stories like this will continue to happen |
| Yes. Inflation will come down. Unemployment will for sure be an issue because of AI. Rate cuts are coming |
| Ibkr \n\nAlso you don’t need to do half that shit |
| All you need to understand is that markets try to move in the least obvious, most surprising, most implicit way. Crashing on yesterday's 10% global tariff announcement? That's too expected, the whole tariff thing has lost its charm, markets don't really care that much anymore. The Greenland related dump (and pump later) from a few weeks ago was more related to the extremely negative sentiment around breaking US-EU/Nato relations and potential military conflict, that was what surprised the markets, not so much the related tariff threats. |
| Yes you can lmao. On any brokerage \n\n1d settlement as well. Just no spreads (except for Ibkr) |
| Hey we can know each other |
| more like the 10% replace the previous higher 30-50% china tariff. I view it as a good sign. But more importantly if he want to invade greenland again or canada make fun of him via another ronald regan vdieo, he cant just threaten eu tariff using ieep again. So the pace of tariff and amount decrease a lot. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/DevilsAdvocatePro made a bet that URA would go to 57.452999999999996 within **3 days** when it was 52.23 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Red crayon lines mean market angry |
| So tariffs are now lower. That’s why the market pumped. I watched what Mango said live and thought that he added an additional 10% |
| That's his all time chart dummy |
| Can't do lvl 3 like cash secured puts or covered calls |
| lowballer shit |
| So Trump has made deals with every country and is now breaking these deals with his new 10% tariffs? That´s a real dealmaker... |
| The hero we need... |
| Bears celebrating already for Monday?\n\nBols you know what that means |
| Jizzard. |
| I have the fear.\n\nFear of DUOL and MP |
| Can't do level 3 options without margin. |
| Sure, or in that case why not XSP for similar contract prices to spy?\n\nMy answer to both spx and xsp:\n\n1. Contact trading volume and bid ask spreads \n\n2. I'm down so much overall that I'm not paying any taxes on these gains, if for some reason I keep them. |
| Trueee🤣🤣🤣, i thought it's gonna ban me for 90 days, isn't that true?? |
| Looks like you'd have better luck if you withdrew the funds and went to the casino |
| Thanks |
| Just put on options |
| No, I still don't get it |
| You can but you can only do one trade with all your funds and have to wait a day for them to settle |
| Yeah - this stock blew up from 1.5 |
| Boobs |
| Diamond hands 💎 |
| 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻 |
| Steak Dinner. |
| Got it, that's really helpful thanksss |
| hey bro. I won this trade. Thanks for your help. |
| Yeah no not gonna gamble, there's 2k left for that |
| You can't trade options in a cash account though... |
| Please tell me your next moves. It will be my 99% indicator |
| Rookie lol you let a flag cost you 20k… you belong here |
| You'll make it back |
| It should be a -2 percent day at an absolute minimum. So naturally, calls |
| No, I'm posting a profit of 7k in 24 hours against a max risk of 12k, with a lower risk profile than a simple long 0dte options play or a spread. \n\nI'd comment on your stupidity but it'd be like noting that the sky is blue. |
| bet it all on black |
| Ahhh i got you. Well set your account to a cash account now and never worry about PTD rule a day in your life. All margin will do when trading options is get you into a life of over leveraged debt and despair |
| dude you could always go to a new brokerage. like webull. help my bags out. |
| He wants to be remembered at any cost. |
| https://preview.redd.it/utwkc17hntkg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=9439d79f9052feda14441bddb0497ba09c3c7c1c\n\nNow this is for the haters |
| I fear that we may all be too early for the AI boom to really take off. It may be 100 years into the future when we are long gone that AI starts to soar. |
| On a real note tho, dont take a loan out to pay your taxes. Look at a payment plan if anything if paying in a lump sum stresses you out and compare the interest rates between a payment plan with the IRS and a personal loan rate and make ur decision based off the rate |
| You should stop gambling and taking risks you won’t be able to afford. |
| https://preview.redd.it/wi1g4wg7ntkg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be99ac096001b72f8d7b435b000c10f0ad94477c |
| Which year will stock be trading through weekends?? |
| Ohhh okay. So take the 10k loan then. 5k towards taxes and 5k to gamble and make it back. Thats the true way |
| that‘s the fun part, you don’t |
| That was the thing, i couldn't today |
| I'm currently going all in on guillotines |
| If only i didn't owe 5k to tax department 😐 |
| You could always just switch to a cash account and never have to deal with the PTD rule |
| NVDA isn't dumping. |
| Well then why would you take a loan out…just pay your taxes if your not gonna yolo the whole 5k into 0dte SPY calls. #NORISKNORARRI |
| Yeah bro 🥹 |
| Was an empty account till I put 3k in a few weeks back. That 40k is all house money. |
| No |
| Nah I knew. OpEx increases the strength of the max pain magnet of 683, since it's weeklies and monthlies expiring that day too. |
| Context? |
| Bro just take the flag next time 😭 all they do is give you a slap on the wrist. |
| Puts on all the SaaS shit |
| Just like fine dinning at maxim’s during the war. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/naturalfriedbrained made a bet that IBRX would go to 7.5 within **2 days** when it was 8.44 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| https://preview.redd.it/kaw106brltkg1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2fc5808273bd844142707e14717b09c057a7940 |
| Well eth days will come mate. |
| Spy gonna dump to 666 after nvda dumps |
| >What is to stop Claude from designing GPUs tomorrow so any startup can compete with Nvidia?\n\nI was on an AI sub when Gemini 3 came out, and someone there unironically said you'll be able to vibe code a competitor to NVIDIA/TSMC/etc. using Gemini 3. Even if the tech was that good, you're still missing the billions in cash it would take to hire the staff and build the facilities to actualise this design. Assuming all of that somehow goes smoothly, you then need to scale the operation to a point where companies like Apple, etc. even see you as a viable choice. |
| STOP BUYING WEEKLIES THEN YOU DEGEN |
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| That's not true. Before this drop NET and CRWD were holding up not too badly. Of course they went down in the last weeks with all the software stocks but they are among the ones that dropped the least. Just compare them to TEAM or HUBS for example. |
| I used Jovia financial credit union for my most recent loan. My score was a little lower than yours at the time. Jovia.org |
| I did! 🙂 |
| Meta |
| Its for tax and other purposes not options |
| Back on track! |
| I've done this.\n\nDon't do this. |
| No i think I'll let that 2k for options but i need it for tax and other purposes |
| What was the bet? |
| This is how you get into debt |
| Dont tell me your gonna throw it at options… |
| Thanks man, I don't know much about loans but how can i get a 5 to 10k loan for a year with a credit of 720? |
| lol 😂 some people do think like this , man it’s sad really. those loosing money cause their “investment strategy “ is really just gambling |
| >Given this, I think it is priced in. And I am going calls. But idk for sure.\n\nLooks like you know what you want!1!! |
| Thoughts and prayers for you |
| Land of the Graped |
| I just scoop the rest out in the shower |
| Hey man stop now that you can. Learn more about it and don’t use it as gambling. |
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| Hah aa de ere |
| its more of a character thing. idk i js wouldnt want a friend that begs for iraq to be bombed and not care. imagine if iraq does get bombed and someone gloats, YES IRAQ GOT BOMBED IM RICH. idk for me, if i bet, i wouldnt be happy regardless if i won the bet, thats my morality |
| Quit |
| I pooped my pants |
| When I slept 2 extra hours once... I lost 10%... |
| Yes. Everyone will get horse meat |
| Always short clanker stocks. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/franker555 made a bet that QQQ would go to 590.0 within **3 days** when it was 604.612 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 8 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Not gonna talk about the 10 billion slush fund 🥭 is setting up ?\n\nThose 150 days tariffs are just a handy distraction |
| saw that closed ZIM position post and my old ass thought it was about Invader Zim |
| You can bet on all kinds of us midterm results on polymarket but why can't you bet if us midterms are held this year or not? |
| Possibly the worst I've seen yet. Not because of the percent lost, or the sheer amount lost, but because of the thought process or lack thereof. |
| Sir I just asked you if you wanted an extra bbq sauce…a simple no would suffice. |
| Markets should open in on a Saturday then we can give it a one day closure on a Sunday |
| Weekend tech is red af. Bols (me) are fcked |
| Jeez, I wonder how much Joe Rogan is gonna condemn Nutlick and his son for stealing hunderds of millions of dollars from American consumers and investors. |
| You would be making way more if you had bought silver or gold condors |
| Exactly man the guy was good to start increasing gradually to have a good source of income. Not to be the one and only source … My goodness this is just wow |
| Okay, Karen |
| Send it to me, I will lose it faster. |
| Why'd Trump slap those 10% global tariffs on everything? Sounds like he just got mad about the Supreme Court's decision. |
| Dude the s&p 500 is up this year. Just follow the advice that has worked for the past 100 years and you'll be good to go |
| At this point he's just fucking us over for the love of the game |
| He literally gambled man, it’s sad. People should now the risks. Also a gambling addict should not trade in the market. |
| No shame in asking for help. Please do so before gambling takes your soul away. |
| Let me go through all this trouble just to save your portfolio. |
| ARKX has performed well over the past few years. It was up 50% last year and about 25% in both 23’ & 24’. Up about 12% ytd. Crushes peer group returns over that time. I guess law of averages says she can’t be wrong on all her funds all of the time so here’s the outlier. |
| PONKE |
| Also in this being wrong 1 time can be super bad for you. Come on people. It’s like gambling just makes everything else dissapear even the risks you are taking . Please seek help. |
| Iv answered this in the comment thread I don’t need to say it twice\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ezrnweztdtkg1.jpeg?width=607&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f61c409852c46d37b2c559a7dea43c19f8466dd |
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| I buy gold during a shovels rush |
| I think u should take a break |
| Hey man …. You literally gambled your money. You need help man. |
| https://preview.redd.it/l917uqemdtkg1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=3152040ae0d2bb923979aa9e48e14bbf00306368\n\nPunch you lil orphan, how much more can the market bully us like that bitch did to you? |
| it's an elaborate larp, right? there's no way it's real? |
| Bro please dm me your next move |
| You did not answer my question, though. The fact, that it ripped two weeks later, is no investment thesis. |
| REDART? You must be awwwtistic. |
| COMEX raising the margin requirement is an automated response to increased volatility. It simply decreases leverage and total volume. There is no particular reason, why it would affect longs more than shorts. It is price neutral per se. |
| Post of the year already😂😂🏆 |
| I wish Dan Ives would tell me how to navigate this white knuckle selloff in software stocks |
| It's always aftermarket or the weekend when they announce 🥭 bullshit 🤦 |
| **yuropoors..** 😡 |
| Here's where you follow through, and abolish income tax. Oh it's more expedient to tax, than to remove a tax. |
| Not only the worst president to have ever existed but also apparently the tariff king.\n\nWhat a shitty legacy. But they're filthy rich (for what work, I'll never know) so it's all good for them.\n\nMust be nice. |
| Here's where you abolish the IRS. |
| Paywalled |
| Well...hopefully this was some sort of weird tax loophole trust fund-style money where having a tax asset can actually be a good thing...\n\n \nIf not, and it sounds like it's not...FUCK |
| because they fat. |
| Can’t talk. Gooning |
| I hope Ber have a great weekend |
| Click the pie |
| Puts on USD |
| Bruh, if I spend $100 on coke im a bad guy with no money management. Shit bruh, I need to get into politics cuz wtf everyone in politics getting 200 baggers on their net worth from when they started |
| Many companies don’t come back and fail to reinvent themselves |
| How come hippos are so hungry |
| Being bald is not a win… |
| Too late now but next time use stop losses. To protect you from yourself. |
| Sicarios |
| If nvda pumps, CRWV literally rip$ 🚀 |
| Go for a walk brother, have a think |
| That's great. Now release 100% of the Epstein Files.\n\nAnyone with decent smarts knows this is a distraction from the files. This, the news about aliens, voter fraud claims... all distractions. |
| LOL |
| Imagine selling your product on five 9 uptimes but letting Ravi from level 1 run his chatbot code on the live system. |
| If you watched 🥭 have a melt down on TV and thought calls are a good idea … you’re retarded but you’ll probably make money |
| I don't even care anymore man |
| saw the $9 calls have 110k open interest....Shorts hedging?what is this?lol seemed very strange, also im in this play \^\_\^ |
| I think the memory supercycle will continue at least through 2026.\nSK Hynix and Samsung Electronics account for approx 38% of KOSPI’s market capitalization.\nSo I’m bullish on South Korea stocks. (BTW I’m Korean) |
| First we had playboy, then we had pornhub, now we have AI sex robots |
| Baldwin |
| You’re not gonna believe this … but calls |
| Wallstreetbets before Reddit 1895 |
| They literally just told him he doesn't have the power to do that. The market has ignored an unstable old man ranting. |
| I put in an order for "SPY 700" hats 4 months ago so there's plenty to go around, folks |
| 🌴🏐🧔 |
| Broker warns, 99% investors loose money. |
| Just like the greatest regard of us all:\n\n[TIMOTHY DEXTER](https://youtu.be/ChSUvdU_Sbk?si=piyLoRTH3mVUnsKX) |
| Duff? |
| Hilary |
| Weird what that says about Ai, since it's all SaaS with extra steps |
| Just picture a man's rear |
| Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. |
| !banbet EQX 17.50 |
| Stay firsty my frens |
| > rapid depreciation of the U.S. dollar.\n\nWell, shit. Time to get those sweet GLD calls loaded up. |
| It's wild that this is being framed as a new tool when it's just a temporary measure from a 50-year-old law. The doubling down on existing tariffs while adding this feels more like political theater than sound economic policy. Honestly, the whole thing just seems designed to create headlines, not stability. |
| turn on caps lock |
| You could always *sell* options and let theta work in your favor… |
| You either need\n1 +$7000 trade\n2 +$3500 trades\n3 +$2335 trades\n4 +$1750 trades\n5 +$1400 trades or\n700 +$10 trades\nThere is no other ways |
| Lol, come on buddy, you might not like it, but there are lots of very smart people on wall street. |
| lol get a fucking life dude. My opinions are my own. |
| every time Anthropic or OpenAI drops some useless product that threatens a tech vertical, that vertical will tank. too much $$$ from hyperscalers, VC, and chip companies is invested in them succeeding. until that narrative changes, idk how you can buy SaaS. |
| I think gdp will sink in after all the distractions from Friday. |
| You'll get em next time bud |