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| Probably. I almost bought calls yesterday, in case it gaps up before open but decided to wait til Monday.. |
| Well, the coup is unpopular among Open AI employee who looked forward to cash their equity, over the "humanity" goal, and Sam Altman is the best CEO for the goal.\n\n \nIt is doomed to fail anyway |
| Make it my ringtone |
| And wasted |
| They always do military actions over the weekend now.... so it won't mess with the markets till monday haha |
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| Silver ~~[Thursday](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_Thursday)~~ Friday. \n\nJust think Silvertards, you are now part of Silver Friday history, something to tell the grandkids about. |
| 150 is the moon ? |
| https://preview.redd.it/0ehuzxq1epgg1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d449be6604a1e2b294cedaf341132c86ba6b308 |
| Yes. The paper silver is just manipulated because of comex. They will drop a bit out of fear but shouldn’t crash like slv will |
| LMAO, horse had a good time. |
| And people will abandon Bitcoin for the market |
| And stocks aren’t? Aren’t you buying at one price and hoping a new sucker comes along and buys at a higher price? |
| war + extended government shutdown = Mutinies and civil war shenanigans |
| Pete fully camo’d out watching a drone monitor somewhere |
| https://preview.redd.it/lz4suglydpgg1.png?width=1144&format=png&auto=webp&s=621e2947f5969029ef15644a13e70da95312644b |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/MaMaximillian** bet **MU** goes from **419.57** to **461.53** before **05-Feb-2026 10:27 AM EST**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 3 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet MU 10% 5d |
| So, like the rest of the brainless meat donkeys here, I’m wondering what are the numbers? How much production is shifting? |
| Idk why I would invest or bank with SoFi if Josh Allen or Justin Herbert are doing commercials for them lmao 🤣 🤌 |
| So what happens when BTC goes under 80? |
| If physical goes through the roof wouldn’t the miners still hold up? |
| Yeah, the Chinese version is super catchy and funny. I noticed that the English subtitle is not 100% accurate. Took the time to get it translated. \n\n**The Growth Diary of a Financial Starveling (**金融大饿成长记)\n\n**Note:** “Financial Starveling” is a pun. In Chinese, "Financial Crocodile" (金融大鳄) is used to describe a predatory financial tycoon. The character for "Starving" (饿) has the exact same pronunciation (*è*) as "Crocodile" (鳄).\n\nWhen I first started buying stocks, I only lost money when they went down. \n\nLater I learned to short sell, so I lost money when they went up too.\n\nThen I learned about options, so I lost money even when the price stayed the same. \n\nFinally I learned about leverage, so I lost money at 10x speed.\n\nAt first I traded A-shares (Chinese stocks), so I only lost money during work hours. \n\nLater I learned about US stocks, so I lost money while I slept.\n\nThen I learned to trade crypto, so I lost money on the weekends too. \n\nFinally I learned about margin trading, so I lost money even when I had no money left. |
| MSTR have enough cash to pay dividends atleast until 2028. |
| God damn it Leroy! |
| Lauren Sanchez Bezos |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/SignificanceLate7002** bet **POET** goes from **5.83** to **7.28** before **05-Feb-2026 10:27 AM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Are the muppets known for holding cash? |
| !banbet $POET +25% 5d |
| brevity is the soul of wit, my guy |
| Calls it is |
| It was destined to die. It's fake money. The overlords have already used it to shuttle money around and likely have a better mechanism now. |
| It was me guys, i caused the corn crash |
| Full port on RDDT |
| It's Bubba's time to shine again. |
| Proof or ban |
| probably cash like a muppet |
| Sold that at $507 |
| Wdym chinese will buy more than supply? |
| Nah he should be in jail |
| It was discovered in the early- to- mid 19th century that silver is the most conductive metal. So sometime between 1820-1850? \n\nHow long have we been making microchips and memory cards? |
| HILARIOUS |
| Try Apollo Brown's new shit. Bomb. |
| TikTok has to be a CIA operation to fuck China for decades to come... |
| Can you explain pls |
| The most important takeaway from this week the AI bull market will continue for the rest of 2026\n\nAI spending raised by a lot by Meta & Microsoft. Expect Amazon & Alphabet to follow next week\n\nMassive shortages across memory & storage.\n\nAnd the next Federal Reserve Chairman is Wall Street friendly |
| No ragrat! |
| This is hardly a big crypto drop. Only 10% after being 20% down. |
| Betted 2.6M to make 100k lmaooo |
| Is it a porno of her sleeping with 🥭? |
| You can’t trade your dollarinos in a global scale. What makes it currency is willingness of other people to accept it for trade. Your dollarinos are simply localized between you and your friend, but if you had the brand recognition and adoption of more people, it could be a currency.\n\nLiterally anything recognized as valuable amongst a group of people is a currency. Whether or not it’s a *practical* currency is a different debate. I don’t think BTC is practical for high volume trade just like gold bullion isn’t used at the grocery store. There are other cryptos that are suited for this, however, like Hedera, XLM, etc… the real problem is people don’t *want* a digital currency because it’s really easy to spend regular money right now, digitally. That’s why adoption hasn’t happened. |
| Who released those new epstien files? The executive branch nch or congress? |
| It's beautifully made and way more engaging than I expected.\n\nEverything feels polished, emotional, and intentional — without trying too hard.\n\nOne of those movies you keep thinking about after it's over. |
| Oh, no. He's off his meds again. |
| Bro I’m not reading 20 paragraphs of some AI generated ‘joke’ |
| PLTR is going to the moon on Monday |
| Please don't sell it then... |
| Did you keep the receipt? |
| “Stupid” (as the OP said) implies they are wrong to sell. Therefore, you’d buy because selling is “stupid”. If the price remains lower, then the investors weren’t stupid, they were correct about the direction of the stock. This is very simple, keep up. |
| Just bought some stock and a bucket of popcorn |
| Imagine if you fart too loud and Reuters reported your fart as a blast. |
| He just wants an excuse to |
| It seems to be you're chasing the charts which you should never do. You're possibly trading on emotion rather than research and logic. How long have you been trading for? Perhaps better understanding of Fibonacci could help you to time the market better if you're attempting to swing trade. Otherwise time in the market is better than timing the market. |
| Health care inflation is the big worry for me retiring early. \n\n\nAnd this is coming from a two physician household |
| West coast crypto bros are gonna wake up hungover to this, brutal |
| Corn getting its bootyhole clapped |
| SuperGey |
| I am glad we will have many people from the Euphoria phase of these charts. |
| mango man has his eye on greenland specifically because the arctic ice is melting |
| War + govt shutdown is certainly one way to run a country. |
| You right, original had way too many wrinkles |
| 100% in cash ready for the dips |
| So calls it is |
| 1m old account checks out |
| Puts, my man. Learn the art of the bear. |
| Not the worst play I’ve seen on here. \n\nGood luck. Ream out some bears |
| "Name one AI company that isn’t Google, Nvidia, Microsoft, Amazon or Meta that is making a profit. "\n\nHuawei, Cambricon, Alibaba and Hangzhou DeepSeek Artificial Intelligence Basic Technology Research Co. |
| https://preview.redd.it/w0fjlvg6dpgg1.png?width=1253&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2b4e17657a7140b9382d009dfb20c7be5d76fd8\n\n |
| Can money pay for that? |
| greatwallbets |
| https://preview.redd.it/9kro3v24dpgg1.png?width=784&format=png&auto=webp&s=83dace94a0b8b8d8fa85a26369b24ea078b8107d |
| Not just a guy named "horse"? |
| Exxon goes up 20% and SPY does nothing LMAOO |
| Did I miss something |
| Are these liquidity events going to continue to fuck me next week? |
| Corn is kil. Shiny rock is kil. Where people putting money now? |
| https://preview.redd.it/9kyk27m2dpgg1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f19737933506248789285b74f368a1470ccb55a |
| Sounds like the OpenAI circle jerk is due to unwind soon |
| Man yesterday was rough, I made 100k this month, sold the very top on metals, after the 20% dip thought i could catch the knife, lost 20k before capitulating. Oh well, still up 80k for the month so ill take it! |
| ⬆️ this guy has "jeevacation" in his contact list |
| Very insightful |
| Try to not get impaled is a little harder |
| https://preview.redd.it/3x9csavvcpgg1.jpeg?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a5947b77571bc646680db9f8da5b543e745f6f5\n\nHe’s waiting for you Jimmy Chill. Boo yah |
| Bottom right of the photo |
| and none of you clowns bought when it was in the $20-30 range, all of sudden it’s at ATH…..lets load up |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Said the horse. |
| If leaps were not a buy after -30% then metals got no hope |
| Gey |
| Enjoy that 145% implied volitily premium on those calls to be wrong for 30 minutes and panic sell |
| I literally was touring a facility that works with gold and the guy was talking about the high prices YESTERDAY. I joked that I should have invested in it |
| Thoughts on MU? |
| To be clear, perform to completion. |
| Good luck 😂 |
| How many times do we have to tell you guys. WAR IS BULLISH! |
| I wanna go all in in arm but no one is talking about it. Dud you do some research? |
| I think a mini horse would be worse. You would have to actually try given how low they are to the ground. |
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| China did |
| What the helly |
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| What’s crazy is that Ai is the reason for the highs, but will also be the reasons for the lowest of lows. |
| Literally a black mirror episode lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/o9xcdhjkcpgg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=81ce7a06c583e99844408b96befadfa842297969 |
| You see, the market always has a correction. Things can't go up at record speeds with out also normalizing. |
| He did. He gave her half. Strange you would follow his example |
| He was talking about Bubba |
| I hope so |
| Doing just fine and loading up on SILJ at a discount.\n\n$200 by April. |
| Oh boy I'm glad I am not alone loving his financial advice twerking! |
| Priced in most likely |
| If they would just figure out that green means up and red means down they could fix everything. |
| https://preview.redd.it/90270d4icpgg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abd28210fb9e14c2e700a7c2250650b35746d5cf |
| Alright buddy |
| Airspace isn‘t closed = no attack \nQatar Airways is still flying in Iranian airspace |
| If that was the case then metals would have shot up... |
| I’m actually not invested in. Crypto at all. But it seems to have a habit of breaking new all time highs after a significant down turn |
| https://preview.redd.it/8dtwm7ogcpgg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6526fa21ae415c2570e1e52783596662777ca1aa |
| I too have a micro penis |
| Well it’s gonna be the Year of the Horse soon |
| *checks the usd* okay so minerals still have room to run 👍 |
| I am just waiting for Paypal to shock the world as CEO promised back in 2023 |
| Venezuela |
| Sad they are all "verified" too. This is what the internet has become.\n\nThe theaters are all empty but the reviews tell the world they're packed and everyone is cheering and clapping.\n\nI wouldn't be surprised if sites are paid or incentivized some way to filter reviews too |
| Looks like BTC |
| Bob Iger is not him lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/5a3ul5lccpgg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbed91745282b2cfa7a516555059d9306be5bc10 |
| Yes good want their. Hmm dissent decade for. Yes maybe. |
| Iran war is bullish |
| If something noteworthy happens, this X will be posting it in near real-time, as in 2025. Five minutes ago: "Iran kicks off snap missile drills across the country". \n[https://x.com/IRIran\_Military/status/2017616835349283186](https://x.com/IRIran_Military/status/2017616835349283186) |
| Mr. Hands 2.0 |
| Free the Dong |
| Gape* |
| !remindme 1 week |
| Omg so touching I loved it too! 🥰 |
| Segal from UPenn wasn't that far off from that either. \n\n\nHe thought it would be more SPY493 though |
| Black Mirror vibes.... |
| It hasn't been this low in 2 weeks! |
| Nah |
| Clueless |
| They are like the 2 Bulls standing on the hill looking down on the field of cows. The young bull says look at that one she’s cute let’s run down there and fuk her. The old bull looks at him and says let’s just walk down there and fuk them all. |
| My balls smell like urine |
| Me: “you don’t have to swing at every pitch.”\n\nAlso me three days later: “TIME TO SWING.” |
| Not if oil spikes |
| The one that got away |
| I like the way he's running things. |
| I got calls so probably gapping down on Monday |
| lol youre clearly have no idea |
| Jim will be locking it in |
| SLV and GLD bros in shambles |
| buy it back then |
| Buying 1 share at $1000. |
| Big there, really everywhere. NBA made $700M in international broadcast rights last year |
| BBC (Big Blacc Clydesdale). |
| An 8% chance of being right 😳 |
| Yes Michael Skywalker |
| They are the some selling it lol ...you all want their alternative? They hijacked it crushing it and crushing dissent for decades 🤣 |
| How do we know he doesn’t do that anyways? |
| 🚨🚨🚨WARNING🚨🚨🚨\n\nSilver is dropping to $35-$40, Gold is dropping to $3,000, and Bitcoin… Bitcoin is surpassing $200,000 by year-end.\n\nIn the meantime, I will keep shorting those first two, and accumulating the latter. Pairs trading is so easy sometimes.\n\nYou have been warned! 🤑🦉 |
| What, GameStop’s back?! SORRY TO BOTHER YOU! |
| I want the Clydesdale to be shocked at the one we find. Don't know if the color of the horse makes a difference, but if it does, we're all thinking the same thing. |
| you just destoryed my calls |
| Hulk Dick Green Monday, because why not. |
| he's gonna use the excuse that it won't fit in his mouth. |
| We better not swan dive Monday wait till like Thursday’s or Friday |
| Nah once shocked twice shy\n\nRetail Regards will be hesitant |
| My man, Google is training its AI on Reddit data, what does that tell you about our intelligence? |
| Lol |
| Bc people are finally starting to realize its fake money and other countries arent on board when there is an possible war |
| its from 2024 tho. why post it now. that stock is dead af |
| Like no one could see gold and silver could not continue to rise at the current pace? Go ahead and sell Monday. Administration deals with Iran, oil fluctuates, gold goes back up, silver tags along for the ride, gold goes to over 6k by EOY. Enjoy the ride. 🤙🏻 |
| Bull market. Bear market. And then there’s horse market. |
| Asian stocks use green for down. The second number that comes up on the girl's side is red because it's her portfolio balance for US stocks |
| Iran getting attacked is bullish retard |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Cerrado82** bet **MSTR** goes from **149.4** to **130.0** before **07-Feb-2026 10:14 AM EST**\n\nTheir record is 15 wins and 15 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| CoreWeave’s origin story is singular. Founded in 2017 by Intrator and several other commodity traders, the company began life as Atlantic Crypto, which used Nvidia GPUs to mine the cryptocurrency Ethereum. The crypto crash of 2018 left the company without a viable business model but with a sizable inventory of pricey GPUs, so the team pivoted, as they say, by changing the company’s name to CoreWeave and began to offer up cloud computing capacity and services to tech companies.\n\n#IDK if I trust Coreweave based on the company's original intentions lmao 🤣 🙄😬☠️ |
| !banbet MSTR 130 7D |
| Bezos is but even his shareholding is below 10%. |
| The stocks at 23 bucks and is seeing its first rise in months based purely off its ceo giving a ‘concepts of a plan’ interview. \n\nI’d say Cramer is pretty safe. |
| This is legitimately more financial discussion than most comments on here nowadays |
| monkaE |
| Calls on Activision! |
| BUY GOLD BUY NEMM |
| I lost it when dude dropped that ass down. |
| Just look at the company ubisoft, stock has just been destroyed over the last few years. |
| Maybe when it gets back to $35 |
| The audience reviews for the Melania movie is so funny cause it’s all just a bot farm |
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| You are, the horse. |
| This is not something I expected out of wsb |
| Fuck that, I am the horse. |
| A clydesdale. |
| BTC has 2x better ytd return than Netflix 😂😂 |
| That horse looks like Glen Powell |
| Peter…the horse is here. |
| They decided to wait it out and let others spend billions on the tech… then buy out the surviving companies when they have run out of cash and acquihire the tired burned out people and promise the easier work by mentoring only. |
| I can't believe Jim Cramer actually said that on twitter |
| What boomers? |
| https://preview.redd.it/y3vldes8bpgg1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=224db3a3add71e4f51e63950d99a296901be39c1 |
| Completely unsurprised a r/worldnews mod was a pedo trafficker. \n\n\nFucking circle jerk sub |
| Bc its fake money |
| Try to buy when it’s low, that’s the best tip they gave me. |
| If there ever was a force to reunify the apes, it's the promise of watching a celebrity suck off a horse. |
| You mean like Meta who has spent like half a trillion, and STILL don't have a viable AI strategy? |
| Hims for horses |
| Michael Intrator is the CEO of CoreWeave\n\nDid his mom name him off something from Star Wars lmao 🤣 |
| So the next Fed guy has also been swept up by the single white paper andreesons been using to sweet talk the most gullible, self-aggrandizing tech dorks into being part of his faux-intellectual new horizon society. Great. |
| Monday might be a stretch, but ya by Friday. |
| Chart squiggler spotted! |
| 12% is too much for one month, will it still go up? I would say yes. Currency debasement is not going to stop |
| Imagine still giving a shit about AI |
| PayPal stock price is not correlated with the business. It keeps dropping no matter what. Basically opposite of Tesla. Probably it will start increasing with a new administration |
| Depends what you’re trying to stick them. |
| and then what? |
| I'm something of a horse myself |
| No amount of money will fix this |
| Bitcoin for sure going to see the 50s |
| You sound pretty damn gay. You’re perfect for the job |
| https://preview.redd.it/dfn8eyk0bpgg1.jpeg?width=1360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6b69ba2b3ccec1fc59bea28c06a93a85dbbe5bd |
| True, but this stock has been beaten for YEARS. Justifiable yes. But still beaten down.. plus there is information about PYPL I know, that I haven’t seen anyone on Reddit talking about. They may shock the world, they may not? who knows. I’m leveraged properly to capitalize but not cook myself, so I could care less how It goes after earnings. Further down the line, PYPL is pure play. |
| Balls deep already |
| Their margins are getting hit by memory costs, too |
| It's time to sell boys, I don't know if you have gone to a gamestop lately but it's really bad, they sell pokemon cards now and at scalper pricing too it's nuts, they have closed down at least 3 of them within 40 miles of where I live and when I go there I never see anyone there anymore. New consoles aren't coming out for a long time and will most likely be digital only again, they can\['t stay in business selling switch 2 game key cards. Get out while you can, the shorters where right, they just got there too early. Company will not be here in 4 years. |
| And you buy Bitcoin? |
| This is already priced in. |
| Women after +50s have a tough choice unless they're rich\n\nMaintain your beauty 🔴🫲 😑 🫱🔵 Maintain your health\n\nHealthcare inflation is a fucking bitch |
| this one will hit, right? riiiight??? |
| The post had me legit laughing but I swear to God I started howling when I saw this. |
| The chart disagrees |
| The sign up is this post, in the comments right? Count me in ! I got like 50 some shares |
| The fact siri still exists is nuts |
| > Decentralized blockchains\n\nWho is going to power and run the servers in your hypothetical 'America becomes a failed state suffering hyperinflation' scenario? You think power plant employees are going to keep showing up and working for free (the dollars they get paid have hyper-inflated away into worthlessness in your absurd scenario, remember?) as society collapses around them? Decentralized blockchains aren't some metaphysical force that transcends reality. They are 1s and 0s on physical networked servers that require power.\n\nWhat happens to your digital tulips with massive grid failure and infrastructure collapse, which wouldn't be confined to the US, but would percolate throughout the entire world? |
| Silver and gold to lead! 😚 |
| If crypto legit dies, quite a few banks will end up folding. |
| Will chip in to get it in the studio |
| https://preview.redd.it/1wc3jpusapgg1.png?width=260&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ef5e4039fac790dc90b6c670981b7285ea99451 |
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| https://preview.redd.it/te6u5cusapgg1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=915aba5ac751b6c5146540e7277302f848df82e3 |
| !banbet MSTR $100 5D |
| Or stock goes up! |
| Probably oil if that strait of hormuz gets disturbed |
| He’s got calls don’t be fooled |
| PLTR not immune to the carnage awaiting all these software names especially when you're selling at astronomical multiples. \n\nPLTR is cancer. Alex Karp is cancer. |
| And that's a whole lot of misinformation coming from your arse. |
| Dong Lémon |
| https://preview.redd.it/cgzv7qioapgg1.png?width=1684&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c2d0be90f3ce4c4bbdcc16d9b39439af36edfef |
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| I don't care for the stock, but i guess we should help Cramer to fulfill his wish. Since he is such a splendid person |
| Yup |
| Or, or, or... the circle jerk ends and AAPL invest in AGI when its ready.\n\nThey always release tech when its perfected not when its just being created |
| Good enough for me |
| Horny all |
| Crypto crashing is going to be so much fun to watch lmao |
| I am an aspiring moderator (vote for pedro) and when I get elected we're going to do real post verifications. Instead of screenshots you have to send me $5 to prove that you're truly rich and not just faking it. This also applies to small accounts they should send me $5 too. Actually, everyone should send me $5. It's the rules |
| Utterly ridiculous to keep gambling your pennies in stocks. Only bitcoin and its treasuries are a viable pick now. \n\nYou have been warned.🦉 |
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| Yeah, im fcked |
| https://preview.redd.it/0cw8jbrjapgg1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=118616757a7f669995be7315b01c3657c96a7df5 |
| Soon hopefully. That meme stock needs to die |
| You ok? |
| wallstleetbets. |
| https://preview.redd.it/wt1sf2zgapgg1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97a93dec083f5f2640ffcd3c1d8ce3515014889e |
| 10% every year bro. It’s a reset every year. So 10% of a 100 is 10. 10% of 90 is 9. Recurring 10% from a whole number never just gets to 0 in 10 years. It ain’t like that. |
| Just don’t listen to ppl on x. Shops are flooded with 98% sellers right now and no buyers. |
| **Dear Mods:** I know this is Cramer, and I also know this relates to a certain stock “he-who-should-not-be-named,” but this is legit WSB type of energy - let it roll! |
| The captain 🧑✈️ always goes down with the ship 🚢 |
| It's 2026 and Apple still does not have a viable AI strategy. That's why the stock will probably suck for another year |
| Totally agree.\n\nOP its 3% bc $30/month is insane to pay for a service you dont use every day. |
| Most of these reports are false |
| Crapto 😔 |
| Bro spent more time banned than actually being in the sub |
| Horse cock shopping was def not on my '26 card. |
| Saylor has setup his debt to not allow this to happen.\n\nAs well as outright saying he set up preffefed dividends over traditional bond debt because not paying a dividend is not a default.\n\nThe man has securely kept btc as collateral out of jnvestoes hands lmao. |
| time to buy? |
| Yeah they might not even be open but it’s a good thing to see for yourself. I sold mine and quit buying as soon as I learned about the scam they play. Retail will always lose money on it. They’ll jack premiums for retail to buy it. Then when price goes up significantly they stop buying or offer you lower than spot to buy it back. Hell even if prices aren’t up it’s really hard to find buyers at spot. |
| Why would I trust somone who is incapable of writing one paragraph without AI helping them? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Mackenzii91** bet **SPY** goes from **690.99** to **621.89** before **07-Feb-2026 10:07 AM EST**\n\nTheir record is 3 wins and 33 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet SPY -10% 1w |
| Copilot is forced to everyone even when you don’t want it, they have integrated it in all M365 apps, they have done it at my work and I have only used it once. \n\nThat’s how they are projecting the higher user base, fucking scammers |
| Not saying they are good but I don't think the others are doing that much better in terms of conversion. |
| This is an insane take. There always is advancement, either in current tech or new tech. To say things will always stay the same is basically burying your head in the sand. |
| Had a feelings yesterdays dip was insiders getting out before Iran is attacked. |
| I'll bring the horse |
| Crypto bros 😔 |
 grizzy (@Furbeti) on X One of the most powerful Reddit accounts ever, /u/maxwellhill, a longtime curator and moderator of r/worldnews, stopped posting the day Ghislaine Maxwell was ar... x.com |
| So the Great Depression was???? |
| My account down 50% since Wednesday close. Every time the gains of months are lost in a day or two.... |
| The Horse seems to be pleased |
| I honestly think you’ll be fine with gold. |
| Well yes but it's a low bar because leaving aside liberation day it's been a remarkably benign year. Also I got out of US last summer and took tiny profits on PMs in the autumn. Europe markets did just fine on Friday |
| History didn't teach these guys not to call an entire generation's bluff. I hope this man has a family |
| Congrats crypto bears but you’re still broke af |
| Different strokes for different folks I guess? |
| too late to buy? |
| Good store of value for 30 years. But just going to pace inflation. No one is gona get rich off it. And I’d be careful with the amount you have. Most shops buying off retail don’t have a shitload of funds to buy huge quantities back. |
| Its not that bad but others are ahead |
| I've never been but may go today to check out some shops in the area, but I've heard that is the case |
| Works for Rick Ross. |
| I want to hear regret in American English |
| Crypto bros getting Pegged |
| That actually laid things out pretty well for me |
| ☕️ |
| Welcome back home |
| When does MSTR get margin called? |
| Pffff as if. |
| Because it sucks ass |
| Yeah. I mean if you go try to sell that right now shops aren’t even buying. |
| Use it at work. It’s actually very good and getting better |
| Someone already did that in Vernon BC lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/eucbkq2o9pgg1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1018769968ba3e57c16191d81f549c5e2215c9fd |
| I'm gonna need it notarized and legally enforceable. We pick the horse. |
| watch it live on twitch dot tv slash horsen |
| real regard, you okay man? hahahahahahaha |
| Microsoft Copilot was first announced in March 2023, just four months after the ChatGPT\n\nOnly having 3% of users paying for it (15/450 million 365 users) is very poor |
| C suite staff need millions in bonuses per-month. Everyone else is replaceable and a tool for the c suite. |
| Is SLV call here basically free money?? |
| Ok that’s great, but is it going to go up 12% next month too? |
| Just let me have this once bitdawg and pump my ibit puts |
| Microsoft is getting slaughtered by bot sentiment. They should rename to something more Chad, like Gigahard, or Swolesoft. Then the bots would consider them worthy. |
| Will silver price bounce back on Monday? So exciting! |
| If redditors could google search they'd be so much smarter but they insist on believing everything they read on this app at face value |
| Yeah this is what I am curious to hear him talk about. As far as I can tell all his fancy btc metrics are just extra complex ways to say "if you pay me higher than then spot price for BTC I can buy BTC and call the difference yield. And as long as btc goes higher I can keep doing this."\n\nWhat hes never discussed is how he keeps this party going when cash flow obligations for his debt servicing exceed any achievable premium.\n\nAnd im really curious to see what he comes up with. \n\nI don't even have any positions, just a unique enough financial setup its fun to follow the story. |
| [TIL](https://images.ft.com/v3/image/raw/https%3A%2F%2Fd1e00ek4ebabms.cloudfront.net%2Fproduction%2F46b7a06c-5e54-450a-bd7b-a37c60441ab5.jpg?dpr=2&fit=scale-down&source=next&width=1024&redirect-from-v2=true) |
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| Yeah, I think it’d be pretty funny to see bitcoin become totally worthless. The look on some of you retard’s faces that thought a picture on the internet worth 120k made total sense 🤣 |
| Price gates on a currently free product will absolutely turn people away en masse. |
| oh neat slop |
| Or the new Madoff |
| I guess I can see what they mean by “flat” when you zoom out, even though if you look closer it’s really down almost 50% in that “flat” period\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5zppqdjb9pgg1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd553e9e8bbd3a520f4a03d07064c67b0112c92 |
| Fuck Scotty K fitness and his stupid mustache |
| Oh you bought bitcoin on friday.\n\nThen you should be fine.\n\nGet muu and gdx. |
| 🚨BREKKING NOWS🚨 Elon Musk tweets *stupid south american accent* “looking into merging Tesla with the Epstein Files before IPO” *Tesla to become autonomous document censor AI human incubator Robbotaxi business* |
| The risk is owning a shit ton of PayPal around $50.80 I think PayPal gets to $62 rather soon. Looking for $600K in profit if assigned. If not, I’ll take my measly $100K |
| Am I just coping or was yesterday one of the worst market days in the past year? |
| Microsoft's CoPilot is a bust.\n\nOnly 15 million out of 450 million users of the Microspft 365 suite are paying $30/month for CoPilot. Just 3%!! |
| bro wtf is this |
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| We shall be able to buy Pizza again with 🌽 |
| no, what he said a few days ago was that the drop was great and the dollar is looking very good. he wants it to tumble or he won't get a bull market before the midterms. he also wants it to tumble so some of these "deals" he made with other countries move forward on a devalued dollar (cheaper for them, maybe why they agreed to these large amounts).\n\nhis "hawkish" fed pick has no choice but to respond to the price movements his treasury is causing, he's tanking the dollar on purpose so his economy doesn't hinge on cuts or no cuts |
| If multiple people can’t parse it I would argue it is not |
| Trust the hodl bros. Bottom's in when the urge to panic sell controls every cell in your body but you must hold strong.\n\nI do think gdx and muu have more upside potential in the next 6 months. But after october when the cycle low narrative blows over it should hopefully go back up again.\n\nDon't expect miracles from it though. Fair value now should be around 90k with 30% average yearly growth so 1 million by like 2033 or 2034. |
| insurance companies are accounting for mildly increased natural disasters, not global catastrophe. |
| Just buy a put with these man. Maybe you can break even. |
| Needs that $30 for a Percocet at this point in his life lol |
| Explosions gettibg reported in Iran\n\nhttps://x.com/general_he42676/status/2017583289477808294?s=48&t=AK-cbgKgn0U-rDFHBotBSw |
| I mean compared to just having your things getting called away. |
| Only insiders win. |
| I dreamt last night that TSLA crashed to $0.01 and ended the day $1.00 😂 |
| no that was only where the goalposts eventually moved after every prediction was wrong. You can look at any of the older reports from al gore and shit. Every single concrete prediction of effects like an ice-free arctic or antarctic was wrong. AOC literally said "the world is going to end in 12 years" |
| You know I asked my boss about that once. And he said the number one thing people want is loyalty not competence. I think he read a book or paper about it and it goes back to early days when it was more important that the guy behind your back with a spear wasn’t going to stab you with it than whether he was a good hunter. |
| Why fuck around with earnings plays? They’re so unpredictable. So many times I’ve seen solid companies post an earning beat and when you expect the stock to take off it pulls back |
| Key earnings next week: Reddit, Google, Amazon, and Palantir |
| I started buying at $28 and stopped buying around $60. So I think if I wait $30 years I'll be in good shape. But yeah I agree it's definitely not a get rich quick flip scheme unless you are doing the futures/leveraged paper stuff |
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| It's not like firing 20k employees won't impact your business. Cutting cost has not only positive consequences. |
| !banbet btc -2% 1d |
| Because he was offering the entire staff new jobs at MSFT and 90+% of them wanted him back.\n\nThey liked working under him because they trusted him to make them rich with the IPO. |
| VOObullforever |
| Blowout earnings |
| our government is actually stupid tho. the current administration has no reason to strengthen the dollar, they've said pretty clearly they want to devalue |
| I allocate like 3% of my portfolio to it and expect to lose everything. |
| They bought back $5.8B last year. Estimated to buyback $6B this year. \n\nThat would be 12% of the company. I don’t care at all about your math. |
| You bought leaps at the top of that thing? LMFAO |
| https://preview.redd.it/sxvhmx3q8pgg1.jpeg?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ed136df727dd48678ff134627ffd4a0a3ae0005\n\n |
| No im up almost 600%. \n\nFelt toppyish. \n\nWe'd have to have a black swan for me to be down on the underlying.... |
| solid, more candle addicts in the making |
| Hello guys! New trader here has anyone tried joining FXNL? Is it legit and effective? |
| I also bought nvda, and shop on friday lol |
| Kevin Warsh was the best Fed Chairman pick for Wall Street\n\nThat's probably why Trump picked him |
| They called it the debasement trade cause I’m still living in my moms basement. Yes I bought slv leaps Thursday |
| he wants a reason to cancel midterms and is putting a lot of pieces in place for that in just a few weeks |
| morning yall |
| This is scary. \n\nMay the gods of leverage and luck just grant me lottery jackpot winnings so I can loose some of it on future investments. |
| totally an overreaction. Didn't buy as much as you, but got myself 25 shares. |
| You already have a bet going - PRM to 32.0 before 01-Feb-2026 10:23 AM -05 |
| !banbet SPY 700 1 week |
| 💃💃🕺 |
| So now you're way down on the underlying instead of max profit, grats. |
| Dudes in the Epstein files. |
| EL $0 EL!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ceenb6fh8pgg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42ef51b5d03fef4e7daceb89faca52cc827635d0 |
| What do we do with your words if you're wrong? |
| Pretty sure it was 5 years to course-correct so the world would be inhabitable in a few hundred years, not so the world wouldn't blow up in 2027 or something |
| All good. Im just out here coping lol In gold but not silver |
| He’ll be confirmed. The senate will confirm any appointee from this admin no matter who they are |
| Benefit of having 500 companies many of which defensives. |
| insurance companies or the Pentagon don't share your sentiments that the threat is fake |
| Pretty sure they'll be fine unless it stays below their avg cost for years. Idk though I've never touched MSTR |
| If bitcoin gets close to saylor’s average price it is going to 50k |
| Very big in China but in general NBA is pretty popular globally, in many countries. Merch sell well too. |
| every time i think nothing else can go wrong, something does, in fact, go wrong |
| Mike saylor is becoming unburdened by what has been |
| You could have bought nvidia... |
| 1) for the 5% that is not hot garbage\n\n2) for the comedy |
| Are you me lol |
| Generational poverty in the making |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Saylor contacted me to mow my lawn for 30 dollars. Recommended by Michael Burry |
| no tennis matches so I got the BTC live chart on TV while my kids cheer. they have no idea what's going on. |
| Lemme borrow that skirt once you done with your shift\n\nI need more tips |
| Yeah but in that may they had 1/5th of the stash, and hadn't yet fully wound up their debt vehichles. |
| Shitcoin collapsing again. Monday will be a blood bath again |
| All of my covered calls were a cunt hair away from getting called until yesterday's glorious DUMP. |
| Jesus. So I really should learn Mandarin huh. |
| At least 1Trillion is not far fetched |
| saylor doom |
| No it’s real |
| Silver and gold has been going up at a record pace and yall volunteered to be those people’s exit liquidity. \n\nYou’re supposed to buy low. \n\nIt’s in like all of the books on stocks. |
| 🧈 |
| Amazon corporate workforce is around 3 lakh not 16 lakh. So today 30 k layoff mean its 10% of their corporate workforce. Rest are warehouse and other field employees. |
| Corn goes to 50k I am going to work in a party cap with a flute. Will post pictures. |
| One of us...one of us... |
| The lady in the back so respectful |
| That math ain’t mathin’ |
| If you're suggesting AMD should be anywhere near a 5T market cap you're retarded |
| lmao, remember when climate change was an imminent existential crisis and we all had like 5 years to stop driving cars or the world would blow up or something. good thing the need for AI data centers saved the world from that totally real threat and totally organic movement |
| If the administration does not care about riots or midterm elections\n\nWe are going to have a 1929 crisis this year |
| Lol the person in the background. |
| lol not bearish just based in reality. |
| Explosions |
| This was so cringe that I wanted to exit all of my portfolio |
| Dang I could've sold my crypto earlier this month and broke even lol |
| Yeah bro |
| That GLD drop yesterday paid for a sushi boat date!! |
| Hoooooly fuck\n\nIm toast |
| This has been another update from WSB’s bearish senior metals correspondent |
| Barron will be the richest man alive soon. |
| Ill buy Eth at 1200 if it makes it |
| MSTR $50 by March would create Generational wealth for me 🙏 |
| Don’t forget Prick rhymes with Frick. Thanks for the philanthropy Frick! |
| Bounce the dollar up and down like a yo yo as trump said a few days ago. Damn pump&dump shit. |
| Really needs to come down to like 90 cents this trash |
| Worth it |
| Retards praying for 200k corn are going to be very disappointed.\n\nRetards stepping out to "buy in cheap" in October are also going to be very disappointed. |
| Does the chart look like to you as if people are buying? |
| No thanks. Another Reddit darling |
| close but crypto has been pegged to DXY, so i'm thinking a DXY tumble from resistance (97.1-ish) is implied on this crypto move, we'll see how metals respond on Monday. |
| I’m a buyer of corn at 75k. |
| sure it can if you do same shit every friday night |
| 4 year cycle proves itself once again lol\n\nBye bye crypto |
| You ok Crypto??? |
| Just sell at $90k |
| What we looking at for Monday boys can’t let this pain continue |
| He was on cnbc yesterday. Said SPX 7700-8000 year end |
| What are they actually saying, I demand to know😤😤😤 |
| Also be careful with college man. The debt ain't worth it and it's not fun like everyone imagines. Job prospects after are terrible too on 90% of degrees. And the ones with good prospects are brutal af. Even then club activity may be required to count as work experience on the resume. I'd pick something with an ironclad certification for a job, like accounting even though it's boring. Even with a fancy degree you may work something super underwhelming making you question why you even had to do all these brutal classes that you won't ever need again. |
| I am definitely a buyer at $10. |
| nothing like sitting on the toilet with a cup of *Joe* 👓 |
| It’s institutionalized it’s not going to happen |
| You have 2.5 million funding sideways? Damn ballers |
| What if corn just freefalled to 0, is it over?? |
| U guy buying SLV on Monday? |
| Why crypto crashing????? |
| Long NG for a few days then inverse by end of week. |
| Insallah. |
| Theres just a lot more people in China than the US |
| Yes the dollar will be devalued and gold will rise\n\nBut our government is not stupid. They will crash the crap out of markets & metals before the dollar is revalued. It’s a manufactured liquidity crisis |
| Slv regards cheering about corn tanking while slv dropped -30% bomb yesterday, lmao |
| Sp you lost 3x much to me. Fcking legend |
| Sure y not 🙄 |
| Did anyone find Tom Lee? |
| Make news Crash gold and silver, buy it for cheap, bomb iran, great strategy. |
| I still think about it, and it’s wild. |
| Puts on their social credit score. |
| I agree with the sentiment that PYPL is close to bottom, but I don’t love the risk reward on this specific strategy. Those puts are too cheap, and the stock could easily drop a few dollars after earnings, locking you into a stock that may take another year or two for sentiment to flip.\n\nI bought some Jan ‘27 $70 calls for under $4 with a small % of my port. |
| China is NBA's second biggest market. LeBron and Steph were both in China this year to meet the fans. \n\nhttps://www.instagram.com/p/DNhFG9RBbeZ/?igsh=MWZxMHgzd3V5bWNnOA== |
| Biblical blow off bottom incoming on 🌽. |
| Happened in 22 |
| BTC has a very strong support at $5K |
| Every crypto bear market last 1 year from the top |
| You weirdos are buying corn? |
| get another loan from your wife‘s boyfriend |
| Like whoa |
| two big shoudlers with a double top spike head on corn. Die Michael Saylor, youve been a conman all your life. During dotcom and now during this bullcrap |
| Solar Energy, Electronics, Automotive, photography, medicine. \n\nThose are industries. They *need* silver to do their thing. Copper does *not* cut it in these applications. \n\nYou're talking like silver is only for jewelry. It's like you have been sleep for the last 20 years of electrical technology development. \n\nTime to wake up now. |
| Literally never |
| I’m kind of bullish for next week. There’s either going to be a lot of liquidity for stocks or the rot will continue and we will drill. I’m tired of being stuck In this middle ground. |
| No, we're gonna panic right now! Ahhhhhhh! |
| I’ll be both for you 🙂↔️ |
| Practicing today |
| U guys buying crypto atm? |
| What comes down must go up |
| All I want for Christmas is 🌽 at or below 76k by Feb 5th. For no reason other than I really want to see what Saylor gonna spin when hes below cost basis in their ER call.\n\nwill there be new metrics? What will become of btc yield? |
| Iwalk, back to moon |
| I think the SEC should be sued for Market Manipulation and helping the banks that were shorting Silver |
| So gold back to ATH on Monday ? |
| I hope TACO got a plan to pump the stock market before the market open on Monday. \n\nTACO: I already got a concept of a plan 👍\n\nBull: Fuck.... |
| so what ur sayin is to buy silver? got it |
| The mathematical curriculum in America just lags behind a lot for some reason. I am an immigrant from China and I was like 2 years ahead in math at least. Made me feel like a goddamn genius for a bit. |
| Epstein files:\n\nJoey B ❌\n\nBarracky O ❌\n\nEvery single member of the current admin and everyone they're connected to ✅ |
| I can tell you one thing it’s not going into a paper silver asset that just plunged 30% on pure manipulation. |
| Man shut yo goofy ass up you don’t know dick about accounting or the federal reserve |
| This a woman or beta male for sure |
| It’s so catchy, it makes me want to sign up for their financial advice. |
| https://youtu.be/Kqov6F00KMc?si=kN3WmtJLYw5NGwAd |
| It’s not going anywhere? It’s in cash collecting a yield and/or being converted to Swiss francs, other countries bonds, etc. |
| https://preview.redd.it/x9yoaxrr6pgg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9708c8aebd468f417bd40779dfc1abb0e7e2625e |
| I’m waiting for everyone to say fuk stocks after they got hit im buying VOO and chill because LOOK 👀 it doesn’t go down and then they rug it for 20%. |
| 🦦🦨 |
| Gold is still up 12% for the month and so is silver |
| Dude they had less assets than most multi millionaire’s |
| Children of the corn getting obliterated, thank you Lord. Please do something about influencers too and then You can focus on the less evil like wars. |
| can't wait for the 30-40% crash day on corn, something like SLV |
| This is just a play to get some more money out of the market by those who manipulate the market. The new fed chair is about to drop rates and print money. Silver will go back up. |
| oh wait, those lyrics are real? I assumed OP just pasted lyrics over a completely unrelated video lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/hah6k94n6pgg1.jpeg?width=1328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4cc1d13cdb8fbf2e7ddafaf966cc797aeef12b2 |
| Definitely a good day. Still down overall though. Thanks for asking |
| Pretty slow at everything amiright? Boom, Roasted |
| Risk to reward seems off. 100,000$ for a risk of 2.4 mill? |
| Damn hombre you got some moves. |
| unfortunately social credits doesn’t exist, it’s a western propaganda, you earned nothing lol |
| Yes exactly. But the problem with physical is that when prices aren’t stable then businesses that buy it will close up shop. Or offer you under spot. It’s really not a good investment period as it is hard to sell. I’d have a couple hundred ounces incase a zombie apocalypse hits but don’t expect to get what you paid for it back, or to make money on it. Unless you hold it for 50 years and sell on your death bed. |
| We do, but we have no access to ETFs. |
| I am Chinese and I can't judge the ages of Asian people. |
| I'm listening to rap for the first time in +1 year and it's still the same people just new songs |
| On OpenInsider, how do you see if its insiders buying versus options exercising? Is cluster buying an actual filter? |
| No, the infrastructure wouldn’t support it. It would be cheaper to test it down and build a purpose built data center |
| Hahah Yes listen to this crypto retard and you will prob lose most of your money |
| Hold we are going much higher |
| “Little did we know that this trade had just fucked up the entire world economy” |
| The bloomberg terminal is really good and really cheap! |
| Even if the data is delayed, you need to back-test it. |
| when every last boomer phones their chase private client rep to start buying btc. \n\nlike clock work. the og's dump. \n\nevery fn time |
| There are more people following the NBA in China than in the U.S. |
| Wow that btc red candle, always seems to get magically bought up before it can cross Saylor's avg price sadly |
| Compute isn't going anywhere. The companies not making money from compute will fall to the wayside, but all the companies, countries, will need Nvidia to do any future compute, unless they are Google. Nvidia is just saying that if you don't have your shit together they aren't going to toss their chip access away for nothing. |
| Rip me for buying corn at 82k |
| 🌽 🐕 👉👌 |
| Crypto dumping bc of Iran? |
| Wait for 100% loss and post porn loss\n\nThanks young regard |
| Jesus…. Just wait it out. It should go back up. Remember when it was what 50-80k and it dropped all the way to 20 or something. Then ran up to 125k. Actually just sell. So when it goes on its bull cycle again it’ll be funny |
| Then they came for me, and I said "oww jeez guys, not in the eye!" |
| Y’all are going to panic on Monday, aren’t you? |
| Crypto bottom shortly then big beautiful green candles |
| Right on cue, the doomers start coming out over the wknd 😂 |
| https://youtu.be/Dkw15LkZ_Kw?si=o7ACBH0IvbmIvWk4 |
| Then they came for Google and there was nobody left to say anything. |
| NVDA is not out. They just invest less than $100B. OpenAI want to raise $100B and Amazon want to invest up to $50B into OpenAI so NVDA will probably do the rest. |
| Ah yes the famous strategy of wiping out the buy side to make a price higher |
| My watch list stocks are down 20-50% and SPY $5 off ATH. 😂😂😂 |
| 52 W low on 🌽 is getting close, if we break it its freefall from there. |
| They should give warnings and disclaimers for stuff like this (not sure if they do already for ISA), but I say let adults do what they want with their money. |
| Buttcorn bros on suicide watch |
| No crying in the casino\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/y6bsfekv5pgg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1224ace15fe9c014c17ef499ed582347ce85c59f |
| I was there over a decade and left in 2025. This is all pretty spot on. Ill add that while being positioned to sell cerner they cut jobs and stopped developing/improving. That doesn't have an immediate impact but clients noticed and why they lost so much ground to epic. Oracle bought them and added developers but only focused on a huge backlog of tech debt and transitioning clients to OCI, so again the product itself got no improvements. Unsurprisingly, when you don't improve a product for years, customers leave. |
| 🇮🇱 +🦅 💣 👳 |
| Me too and I’m freezing in this skirt 🥶 |
| Muu the safe heaven. |
| 🌽 lmao |
| Calls it is |
| Do you have 2.6M? |
| Good bet. Great cars 🥰 |
| Hahaha same - legit thought I had good timing getting in a month ago. Damn was I wrong |
| crypto has been pegged to DXY for quite a while now. notice during its "strength" while the market was crashing, a relief bounce yesterday during a DXY relief bounce from 95.5-97.1. notice the week before that it started to dump when DXY dumped.\n\nthe iran situation is triggering the move down on DXY. maybe we see some continued volatility on metals on Monday, or for a few days, but crypto is telling us to get ready for dollar devaluation to continue another level down. bullish metals.\n\ni think crypto will bottom when the US dollar finds a short/mid-term bottom. |
| VGT better than QQQ. Also ARKX is a good speculative one |
| https://preview.redd.it/ot8nk7nr5pgg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15c3f4ef30209057af65bda0a76b3f869570b42d\n\nhey bubba love you ok |
| Guys\n\nWe are so fucked. We are heading to a path of max pain no doubt |
| It's fun watching 🌽 drop when you're not invested |
| Glorified walking simulator vs GTA VI? Thanks for the discount on Take Two stock! |
| >Am I supposed to buy bonds or some shit?\n\nI mean, the return is better than the WSB average |
| Did you say something I can’t hear you |
| Boys should I take my 11k loss on crypto or be patient 19 years old this hurts |
| The corrupt US government is randomly executing civilians in the streets and destabilizing the world order. They’re not a doomer, you’re complacent |
| Or how the LME randomly halted trading the night before this for a "technical issue" ... just seems sus |
| Damn... I woke up. |
| He probably mossad too. Remember how hard he worked to get 🥭 elected. Knowing it would destroy all his gov money for his toy cars |
| I bet you drive a Subaru |
| Manipulated markets. |
| First they came for MSFT and I said nothing \n\nThen they came for Metals and I said nothing \n\nThen they came for 🌽 and I said nothing |
| Sounds like physical is the way to go and these etfs are a joke then |
| op is braindead |
| Every 4 years Bitcoin will be in a Bear-Market. This year is the 4th lol |
| “This year will break the 4 year cycle” Fucking crypto clowns 🤡 |
| What happened in Iran? |
| What if this time it’s different? What if it crashes more? |
| Gold up, BTC down\n\nGold down, BTC down\n\nWinning |
| Going to fkng zero. Like wool. In a microsecond 😂 |
| Woke up to regretting my SOFI calls two months out. That can’t be a good omen for Monday when it opens up at $20 you watch. |
| I’m so balls deep on MSTR. I’m fucked |
| The because the ones that told everyone that it was going higher are selling? 🤷♂️ |
| If I had wife changing money I still wouldn’t change my wife. I’d just give it all to her. Like bill gates should have done. |
| Market made everybody look like a fucking gollum |
| Tragedy! |
| That happens every week |
| Friendly reminder than Saylor's avg price (according to him) is ~74k. If it falls below that the MSTR narrative disappears |
| retarded behavior. holding and hoping is not a strategy |
| Why is crypto crashing bruh |
| Saylor bankrupt wen 😄\n\nFuck I hate all crypto shit so much |
| 100% |
| gold |
| Right now china’s market is selling physical at 114 but buying at 98 (this matches closer with our paper price as they have a bunch of fees on top) the plunge Sunday evening will make Friday look like child’s play. |
| I think a bank got liquidated and is insolvent. |
| That he and 36 other members of the administration are implicated in the files for some pretty abhorrent reasons? Burn em all |
| today will be the biggest crypto crash in history. Major price reset |
| It has bear flags within bear flags |
| I need wife changing money asap |
| Thr Chinese follow NBA? |
| I bought Bitcoin puts several months too early |
| Yeah, i dont quite think you understand the nature of 3x leveraged recovery after a drop like that. You are fucked |
| Idk what to buy no crypto stocks and metals are all shot what u guys buying |
| Bro! No! |
| Why is crypto crashing? |
| Can we please just have an airline with recliners and hot stewardess again? I’ll pay the extra money idc |
| Bye butt corn 🌽 👋🏼 |
| See not everyone in WSB is regard...!..no wait WHAT?! |
| 99% of players are countries and institutions if the paper price is divorced from reality they will absolutely take delivery and sell it in China where prices are higher. However, chinas markets have not been open since the plunge. They will match up closer Sunday evening. \n\nPpl are acting like this has never happened before and it has. No mystery. \n\nIf it doesn’t match comex will be drained and contracts will be undeliverable. Sending the paper price to about 8 dollars or less and physical through the roof. Also happened before. |
| Boys I bought od chainlink now it’s hitting me so this crypt market has been horrid for past 4 months |
| TikTok and Facebook are doing well in emerging market countries, much less well everywhere else. |
| Imagine continuously buying MSTR and BMNR and watching them dilute your shares, and not only that but continuously lose shareholder value in their investment LOL |
| Here:\n\n[chinese TikTok](https://v.douyin.com/BAUiS0qnLPA/) |
| No, it was over $100 when I made my comment prior to yours. Not sure what that would signify anyways.. the spirit of the debate was around whether then could be a good time to short silver or not, which it evidently was. |
| I wonder why Jensen or the NVDA investment committee didn't invest in or try to buy MU and the other storage names last year during the tariff panic. \n\n\nSurely tech Jesus knew memory was the next bottleneck |
| Crypto retard 😄 |
| Do you know their names? |
| Lol I thought i was clever buying the "dip" on AGQ yesterday lol then plummeted 60 percent |
| I lost money yesterday |
| This sub isn’t ready for Chinese stock market memes lol.\n\nAsk people who follow NBA, F1 or many Esports in China, they would tell you how absolutely unhinged the Chinese netizens are lmao.\n\nLike some girl wore this to the Shanghai F1: https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/s/hKWAmCR8YS\n\nLike I said, absolutely unhinged |
| Ser. Buy da dip |
| ok so where do you think global money is going while DXY continues to tumble next week and the stock market remains near ATH? |
| Right. We’re not dumb like those bums |
| Bitcoin is dumping. Nor a good sign 😕 |
Elon is going to end up freely admitting to absolutely everything he was a part of and name all of the names, because he enjoys the inherent chaos and knowing that he's essentially completely immune from being taken down. He owns the complete database of Twitter DMs since the time it was a nothing website where a lot of relevant politicians and business leaders were probably sending some pretty incriminating DMs. He owns an absolute treasure trove of blackmail material and, unlike Epstein himself, probably has much better organization and control on his dead-man's switch.\n\n its always sunny in philadelphia wildcard GIF - Find & Share on GIPHY Discover & share this its always sunny in philadelphia wildcard GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs.  giphy.com |
| I msgd u |
| God, I hate chat |
| I can loose enough money on my own. Why would anyone pay that guy unless the ones paying him are getting different signals |
| Green losses > red losses. Bullish! |
| Man this sub is really not ready for Chinese stock market memes lol |
| Lost $ yesterday\n\nWorking night shift escorting so I can afford food for my cat |
| It's because there are extremely powerful, informed, equipped, experienced, and well funded professionals who do this for a living. By the time information gets to you, it's likely gotten to everyone else as well, which is when these people who had all the right information before you, sell all the stock they bought prior to the information getting public. |
| King of Bers |
| Was up 20k this month. After yesterday's massacre, I'm back to zero gains. \n\n\nLet's do this next month. |
| Comex and futures contracts should be banned, it allows people especially big money to leverage way more than they should. Paper Gold and Silver have completely divorced from reality and 99.9% of players have zero interest in taking delivery it's just one big paper circle jerk with the claim that a tiny amount of the asset is held in reserve that they are betting on |
| As someone who’ve lived in both China and America, the math skill of the average Chinese is far better lol. |
| It’s so over dude. It’s so over |
| Lol only tells me even Elon was too weird for jeff |
| You know son, that’s a whole lot of commie talk coming from those lips. |
| That’s how the entire enterprise software market has felt over the last two years |
| A timbit if buddy's lucky. |
| These retards which try to “analyze” shitcoin 😄 |
| The refiners changed their position on receiving silver and gold las week as well. From what I understand, they are taking silver, but they require a 7-10 day settlement period. I think everyone saw this coming. I do believe the physical demand still outweighs the supply, so I would be surprised if we don't develop a new bottom. |
| Ms Rachel. |
| BTC will live, the rest of shitcoins? to 0 (90% down) |
| I think there's a lot of juice to squeeze in global equities and commodities still. when there's nothing left to squeeze, it'll flow back into crypto, maybe sooner than later tbh, but who knows how far down price can go before that happens |
| Yep, same here in Japan |
| whats their @ ? |
| People buying btc at 126k soon to be down 50% on their investment. Luckily i was smart and bought at 110k. |
| So you’re sitting on cash, watching prices go down, and wondering what you should do with your cash as prices are lower? |
| Bro you don’t need college. Ima give you a 120k per year job. Just have no life and work a ton of hours. Pension too. Retire in 20 years. Message me |
| Welcome to America where they will do gymnastics to say that no one was involved no one knew but Maxwell and epstein. Suuuure. |
| In retrospect, leveraging at the top was not the call |
| January 600 puts? |
| DAAAA BITCOIN LOOOSE |
| I think the issue is wall street is assuming the demand is cyclical / will slow. What happens if demand slows after 2026 contracts are fulfilled? |
| The risk free 30% comes with a healthy amount of time spent learnings what not to do on wsb 😉 |
| Tom Lee and Michael Saylor might be the biggest regards |
| Buy high! |
| Robinhood going crazy with the crypto down notifications |
| I am Chinese I laughed then forwarded to other Chinese ppl I know...lol |
| The mods have been good to us. \n\n\nDon't make it their problem. |
| Sick of losing money gambling, I want to park my money in ETFs and put myself through college so I can do something other than doordash gigs. ChatGPT recommends the following ETFs: VOO(45%), QQQ(20%), VXUS(25%) and VNQ(10%). reasonable? |
| Muu\n\nGdx |
| You must be new to the markets. |
| Well its only sat now 🤔 |
| Look it up, I 100% think this is related to OpenAI. NVIDIA is no longer giving them 100b. |
| Da fuck am I supposed to with my cash right now? Metals, fucked. Equities, fucked. Crypto, fucked. Am I supposed to buy bonds or some shit? |
| monthly bear flag on bitcoin\n\ncould see 30-40k this year |
| Bots don't change the fact that ingratiating yourself with online arguments is a waste of time. |
| People realizing strings of text on a flash drive ain’t it? |
| My goodness.. you put $400k in? Are you nervous for Monday open given Nvidia/OpenAI discussions coming out over The Weeknd? |
| Biotcoin price graph is the same shape as an erectile dysfunction pic. |
| The government confiscated all of Michael Saylor’s 🌽 |
| What u guys think gonan happen to crypto? |
| when ethereum $500 |
| Tom Lee literally told tards to buy eth at the exact top. |
| ? |
| The market in general does because most of the ppl in the files own all the market lmao |
| If you just worked from your computer at any job instead of deciding on what you are about to gamble, or not feeling well because you gambled your ass off, and used that money to just buy an S&P 500 index, you would have twice your portofolio now... |
| Wait. I have copyright on this! |
| gold will recover fast dono about silver |
| Yes and no... insiders can only buy during trading windows, which are usually quarterly, so if you buy into a company that way then you are going to hold for a good while it's not short term. |
| What if AI is just a huge front to steal every cent from the middle class and create a canyon so wide no one will ever climb the social ladder? Every time one of these deals goes down they lock in profits. |
| Nothing ever happens |
| "store of value" LMAO |
| You guys do t think this is related to OpenAI? NVIDIA is out… |
| The most valuable commodity I know is information. If you’re not inside, you’re outside — Gordon Gekko |
| Bro what is up with crypto |
| Gigaballs |
| How do you have that much margin, one hard drop and game over for good |
| you have way too much faith in the American public. it'll be Iran |
| The only thing i hear is quichen (losing) |
| CORN LOL |
| Somebody on here just implied that ppl move back into silver on the next 🥭 tariff threat. Like a safe haven asset didn’t just drop 30% in a day. Lmao ok bro |
| corn jumping off a cliff, sell everything its joever |
| I thought it was the snow it was the south |
| I thought you wanted to meet your father! |
| shitcoins to 0 |
| Huffing copium I see. |
| Which site is this? |
| Yeah so he launches a tariff threat. The “safe haven asset” collapsed 30% in a day. It is no longer a safe haven asset; ppl aren’t going to flock back to it. Why would they? |
| Bullish for nvda cause jensen knows that after ipo openai will crash and every company invested in it will crash alongside it |
| good luck |
| Good luck, seriously! I think their services are out of favor, and they don’t monetize Venmo effectively, essentially providing a free service. I got out last year after taking a 40% haircut over the years |
| Did you say this when it was 3k in 2017? 😂 |
| 1M USD is your goal?? LMAO. That is what I am making a year in holding VOO LMAO |
| APP was trying to keep up with the silver crash yesterday. |
| Petition to make this the wsb national anthem! |
| Monday we go in bear market I’m not normally a bear but this Epstein shit is going collapse us, you all have all weekend to prepare and plan ahead good luck |
| It's amazing how hard it is for me to judge white people's age, and when young, faces in general.\n\nI often throw out the joke, "Eh, all you white people look the same" for fun, but I'm actually serious. 😂\n\nRegarding age though, it's more a joke and complement on how Asians can keep their youthful appearance much longer and much more easily than other ethnicities, with the stereotypical complement of aging extremely gracefully even at an older age.\n\nWas surprised to learn years ago that skin cancer pretty much just isn't a thing for east Asians. Like, genetically it's just much more rare to get skin cancer. When an Asian friend went to see a doctor out of concern, the doc just laughed out loud. |
| I’m talking in general.. it was obvious silver and was gonna crash. It pumped way to much |
| That’s awesome bro. Where did you see them come through that you were able to emulate their move? I really need to learn options and which to use in which scenario. Awesome job bro. I’m here trying to learn from people just like you who are killing it(; |
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| 🌽doing its best tom petty impression |
| bitcoin seems to hate epstein drama |
| https://preview.redd.it/6yp56xn63pgg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e0e047ef3ddd438f2227fb8ade338acb4105afe |
| Call on NVDA |
| 14 shares checking in, let's go |
| 🤡 |
| cute |
| So what do you think people are not seeing? |
| A looong time ago when btc was in its infancy, my circles would say “this is the way to buy drugs on the internet and it can’t be traced to you”. That was like “the big idea”. Then Silk Road got taken down and Bitcoin turned into something completely different, something that people wanted to suddenly be worth more “real” money than they put in to get it, and now that’s the ONLY thing my circles talk about - how much their minuscule amount of bitcoin is worth. NOBODY talks about it in any other capacity. |
| Interesting choice of tie color. |
| Hmm. Buttcorn is off schedule, it usually drills Sunday morning |
| It is done. Gold is the debasement trade. Bitcoin failed horribly. it is over. |
| sure, buddy. You do you. |
| I feel like as long as there is no major global news we will just gap up monday like nothing ever happened |
| What’s a 50bagger? Doesn’t the amount won depend on number of contracts? Also, you can’t expect to sell at the lowest low or highest high. 88 is in the middle, not bad, but not as good… |
| Honestly it makes me unreasonably happy that Elon is such a nazi creep (as expected) he wasn’t even allowed on the pedo island. |
| I didn't ask for your name. |
| Goal: aquire a total of 1 btc and become a millionnaire by 2033. |
| Already hear explosions in Iran right now |
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| this. it is done. Gold is the debasement trade. Bitcoin failed horribly. it is over. |
| Bitcoin clearing out all the leverage before it moved to 200k |
| Exactly what I was going to say. There's already a site where you can see the trades of lots of politicians but there is a certain delay to them so in most cases it wouldn't really help. |
| [Some of you hate real money and it shows](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qr3mo3/comment/o2lmy6r/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hf8s3s8v2pgg1.jpeg?width=109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0503f4a291ae9379efc314eb7250f1f99437b306 |
| all these 'i crashed the market by going long' posts... nah you shot yourself in the foot with a holstered weapon and are now blaming the trees being too tall for pulling the trigger you regard |
| TIL everything relates to money |
| If GOOGL tanks on earnings because Gemini is not as widely used as the entirety of Reddit shills it to be then does MSFT pump |
| If I were a billionaire or global financial institution and was tipped on the timing of a strike on Iran, and the prospect of another regional or world war, one thing I'd do is sell my USA-listed silver and coin ETFs and buy physical. I might let this process of large fund outflows spiral out and crash the market to bring the whole market (physical and paper) down, for an incredible buy opportunity. And I and my friends might have our physical metal futures or arbitrage strategies ready to go for an event like that, a perfect choreography.\n\nAn event like that could most certainly tank the wider market, cause a relief bounce in the USD for a couple days, and tank all growth or alternative energy sectors. The strike will tank the dollar further after a few days of a bear flag, and why would I risk having billions of dollars locked into a New York-based office before sanctions or a trade war intensifies? |
| Fully retarded. |
| LMAO good luck |
| That’s a fuck load of put sells. But tbh I’ve picked up $50k in 2028 LEAPS and $40k in stock the last week. The CFO just needs to not be so shitty on the earnings call and they will be fine. Has to be one of the most hated stocks on the market given the fundamentals. I’ll check back in a few days. Remindme! 4 days |
| Let’s be honest the profits are already back in the market. |
| With or without guh? |
| It has literally no reason to come back |
| All this grand talk about Bitcoin he's just never materialized. \n\n* It is not a safety asset for when markets crash, shit... It mirrors the market.\n\n* It doesn't make markets and fiscal policies more disciplined. If anything it opened the doors to ETH shitcoin pump and dumps.\n\n* At the age of 54 I have come to the conclusion that we could conceivably devolve into a civil war in the US.... I never thought this was possible, I always figured people would need their diabetes medicine more than they want to get involved with social unrest.\n\nYet here we are... If the USA falls into a mess WTF you think happens in Ukraine? \n\nBitcoin will be useless in WW3, sell Bitcoin, buy guns.\n\nAnd that's why today I would like to announce the release of my new block chain project GunCoin! |
| True, but they’re still spending the biggest amount on psyop bots. |
| Incredible discount buying opportunity. |
| Where it's also not a thing? |
| I already sold it for a loss 2 days ago. GL sir. |
| The next generation of chatbot agents are gonna be trained on all of 'em files . Truly what a time |
| Let's go out there and make today a great day everyone, hands in\n\n# 🫳\n\nGo team on 3\n\n1\n\n2\n\n3\n\nGooooooooooooooo....\n\n# TEAM 🫸 |
| No |
| Isn’t all that data delayed so the move is already missed most of the time? |
| Yes, exactly 10 years after Falcon 9 did it. |
| based |
| The modern day rasputin. Charismatic, a person of confidence to the rich whenever they're troubled, has all the dirt on everyone and uses that leverage while still having them love him. |
| Every falling knife has to reach the floor at some point …. right ? |
| Tik tok aint no longer Chinese.\n\n\nNow Tik tok is owned by Oracle, and some investors all friends with us government. |
| Oops |
| These seem like super fun degenerates. 100% would hang. |
| Replying to ch0c0l8cake...because they’re simply incapable of satisfying a grown woman. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8mnjetq92pgg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f9d795a6c95348e36352b4998c8ee6a2ec09746\n\nIf we drop below 48.5, it likely won't stay that low. Lots of put support. |
| My talent is, that I'm able to annoy people from vast distances. |
| This was the final straw that caused me to leave Cerner! I worked there starting as an intern in 2009 up until 2021. If they had pulled this on me when I was starting out I would have been so screwed. I was completely broke coming out of college. In 2021, I was tired of being underpaid and tired of the company culture so when those layoffs happened I finally started applying places. Found an amazing remote position and doubled my salary within a couple years. |
| Average american probably struggles even more. Even with solid basic math education. Especially younger generations who mostly got used to overreliance on tech. |
| I saw the same thing with BABA - when a stock has great financials, all you have to do is buy before the narrative shift. |
| That confirmed that he will not be hawkish on rate decision then lol. |
| Not selling in the morning when IV is too high. |
| Crypto moves with liquidity. We have a liquidity problem. There was also a ton of money in it from borrowing yen, and rates are skyrocketing over there so people are selling to pay that debt off. \n\nI feel dirty having to defend Crypto, but the decline is fairly logical and tbh it probably drops to $67k then roars back once Mango starts pumping Crypto again for the midterms. |
| As it was good making fictional names |
| Holy shit this is a terrible take. It’s in a bear market ahead of equities bro. Its volatility is less and less each cycle as it has gathered institutional adoption. It will likely bottom at worst, at in the 50s in October or maybe before and then back into a stronger market. |
| Are these unrealized gains in the room with us now? |
| tell me you are poor without you are poor.\n\nit is almost 40% below it is ath. ASTS just made a new ATH Friday.\n\ntalk to me once you have more than 1M USD lil p\*seant |
| Lots of others will go down with him |
| At this price their current buyback is buying 10% of the float each year. Either the stock goes up, or they will own every single share in a decade. |
| > fully regarded |
| It will dump again. FYI |
| Thank you for your sacrifice. I wanted to buy more. |
| It’s like political Reddit, just repeating what 15 sec blurry Chinese TikTok’s tell them |
| It's okay. People deserve to take their profits |
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| It dumps with every risk off just like the other high beta, high risk stocks that keep getting hit.\n\nWith that said it should die and I hope it does but I have a feeling we haven’t seen the end yet |
| maybe |
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| Went full regarded. Don't ever go full regaded |
| he bought at the top 😪 |
| Came to post this 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Feels bad for crypto bros but I just want to see the chaos when Saylor gets liquidated |
| ull make more by just leaving your money in rhood earning interest than playing this market. |
| gates calling up insiders to dump msft to cover up his std LMFAOOO |
| If you lost money yesterday.. I get it |
| # bitcoin straight up dying. honestly I don't see this trash and scam ever coming back from this. Difference to 2022: 2022 there were reasons for it to go down, now it just goes down continuously without anything bad happening --> BIG BIG DIFFERENCE |
| Don’t listen to any of the idiots here who think 10k is a tiny little baby loss and your just a cry baby. If you feel suicidal talk to someone a friend a family member a therapist. Investing can be risky for anyone who’s not saying “I LoSt 80k aNd YoU dOnT sEe Me CrYiNg” as if they aren’t just silver spooning their way through life of mommy and daddy’s money. Your feelings are valid it’s okay to be upset. |
| There's a Japanese lady on YouTube who features ill-advised tattoos and explains what they really mean in Japanese. |
| Even his teeth glitter |
| > Hoping for a big rotation into equities after exiting commodities\n\nCommodities crashed on Friday. The "rotation" already happened. We're like 1% away from all time highs and up 80% in 3 years. We aren't due for anything. |
| On paper it looks great but price isn’t going to rally until the rest of the market gets behind it and who knows when that will be. It’s very unloved for a while now. |
| moral of the story for this week is take profit if u have it. |
| He keeps trying to go and they tell him it’s closed 🤣 |
| Are you angry im in the file, or that you weren't? |
| Is it me or do you hardly ever see anyone walking around with a cane anymore? I guess people go right to walkers or wheelchairs or those Rascal scooters you see at Walmart. Hopefully someone makes some cool canetech that brings canes back in style somehow. |
| Fair value? I thought fair value was decided by the market. But it got massacred. So basically the value is what they are willing to pay. |
| 0 mentions of Obama or Sleepy Joe in the Epstein files. |
| Catching a falling knife |
| Damn crypto dumping on weekend like Iran is already attacked |
| Even when you do that, you come back |
| Monday is right around the corner after all. |
| So muff diving and golden showers? |
| Elon going to Epstein Island very bullish for tsla |
| Yo 😂 |
| My point you know it’s going to happen, you have a time line that’s investable to get rich, so go for it dude or you’re just blowing smoke like everyone else which means nothing. If you’re not confident enough to wager money on what you said then your just 100% guessing and truly don’t believe it |
| China AI isn't from China when self hosted |
| The company was growing rapidly due to meaningful use regulations driving business but overextended and lost focus. This showed in their main software product which got too bloated and hard to use. Once the founder/ceo died any drive to keep working on that vision died and the board brought in a new ceo to prepare the company for sale. Layoffs started and things were cut over a few years. Cerner also started losing more and more head to head battles with their main competitor Epic as well. These changes, the chronically low pay, plus the extra opportunities for people to get remote work caused a mass exodus of people in 2020-2022 (myself included). Not sure what all happened after that but it seems once Oracle bought it they didn’t have a clear strategy for what to do with it. Not really sure why they bought it in the first place. |
| And that screen is gonna be 4 bands to fix when it inevitiably breaks |
| This is probably the least accurate American stereotype about China (that and Chinese people don't age). \n\nOnce my boss asked to borrow a calculator to do 17 plus 4. Maths education here is terrible and is far too focused on rote learning. |
| A site that encourages socialism and chaos has stock. Oh, the irony. |
| Just waiting all weekend to find out my calls are fukd |
| Man that Epstein guy sure seems to be quite the character huh |
| Boobs |
| ir hasnt been flat though? it crashed so hard lol |
| Iran this weekend, they’re already pushing news articles about it |
| There was plenty of cum on |
| Agronomy , biology , engineering , acoustics , writing in general . Fails at lots of html css coding . Critical thinking is horrible |
| Why would they do that after it was just confirmed how stupid other video game investors are? That would be stupid. |
| Investing kinda stinks. I want a risk free 30% a year. |
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| I just watched it in BiliBili |
| I thought it was strange my dentist flew me to the chair... |
| You don't need to actually physically move a physical wallet to move "with" your bitcoin, nor do you need to hold them on any exchange. All you need is to either remember your passphrase or have that written down somewhere (like in your password manager or just a password protected file in your google drive or anything else). |
| Why would anyone trade UTTER TRASH like QQQ\n\nfukn took my hard earned monies |
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| It's wild to think the stock has been flat for almost 4 years. Revenue increase has slowed to a crawl only think they can do is massive stock buybacks at these current levels |
| I am watching this dip twice |
| Rotation into spy and usd would make me rock hard. Give my euro ass a +6% day to balance out the losses i've incurred from not being more in ex-usa stocks. |
| We're poors. I use Cerner daily and wish for meditech lmao |
| The silver fleet |
| How you hangin brother? \n\nAll good? No matter what you are still richer than me right now. |
| Ouch. Sorry |
| Let us know how you make out. |
| Why do Americans find it so hard to judge the ages of Asian people? \n\nI actually find them easier to guess than white people. |
| Once Sora came along I stopped trying to time when AI will be good. |
| Elon is so fuqing annoying pedos don't want to associate with him. \n\nPuts on everything he has. |
| Goodluck sir |
| Scam Altman was right there |
| Right \n\nThat might buy him a coffee & donut at Timmy’s |
| That’s a very interesting cultural context I didn’t know. |
| How do you tariff oil going to another country? |
| Sauce? |
| Who knew Bill Gates was such a poon hound? Dude makes Bill Clinton look like a virgin. |
| I was on the island but only but only for skydiving and snorkeling. Didn’t see any diddling and no participation in diddling |
| Where's the preferred location? |
| I respect your take because I am on the other end of the spectrum when it comes to AI and it brings me down from my all-in AI bias. IMHO, sometimes people can be a pain in the ass. Take my insurance broker, he gets me great deals on car and home insurance but man is that guy self-important. I now use $LMND. I once had an Uber driver make a move on me when I clearly had too much to drink. I can't wait for robotaxis but shame on me for not being more responsible. Also, I love $SOFI. I left Bank of America after 20 years. I enjoy getting my salary 2 days early instead of BOA holding the float and the HYSA vaults game-ify saving for me. I haven't applied for a loan yet, but I will be curious to see if $SOFI's rates are competitive. I am also betting that $NU continues to get small business loans out to Emerging Markets. In terms of the police, I think that $AXON has been helpful in reducing the time that police officers spend on paperwork and I support body cameras. I'm also a huge fan of cybersecurity. When my former company launched an app, we weren't prepared for the amount of bots that tried to rip off customers. Disclosure: I hold stock in $AXON and $NU. $AXON was slaughtered this week. |
| Big tityy gothy gf or leg down monday?? |
| Don't multiply by 100, that's already done by purchasing 1 contract. Don't you think if he invested $50k and had 1000% gain that would be a lot more than $55k total? Another victim of common core math... |
| LME is even worse |
| That money goes straight into local politicians pockets in order to build the data centers, I assume? |
| The gold graph in October did something similar. Took about two months to come back up. \n\nKevin Warsh is not Paul Volcker. We cant afford to crank interest rates to 18% now. \n\nMaybe gold really peaked this week. Or maybe the dollar is still fucked, politicians still send budgets to the stratosphere, and the Epstein club is still firmly in charge of public policy at the federal level |
| In China the colours are switched. Red = auspicious = profit |
| oh come on |
| Futes don’t mean shit especially after hours.\n\nHell, even during market hours they are filled with noise. \n\nStop hunts, rebalancing etc. futures traders aren’t some gods that control the market. |
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| Works in both directions though. \n\nThis is why vampires wouldn't be living in creepy run down castles in Romania, they would be rich as fuck from 19th century investments and hanging out in plain sight with the modern bloodsuckers.\n\nIf some scientist figures out how to cryogenically freeze themselves we would never hear about it. They would become a super rich dude who looks 20 years younger than he is. |
| Man I just need to stick to an index ETF and leave this place |
| Why it won’t make paschal coin go do on a lie |
| Mango will do something stupid probably. |
| But youre supposed to be good at math |
| ☕️🍩 |
| Read about Moltbook and realized probably 90% of my arguments on reddit are with Bot... what a waste of time |
| I dont understand anything but i really find this cringy and soothing. Cant stop watching!! |
| lolllllll |
| [This Reddit user ](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/)is in the Epstein Files. The name is mentioned in the files. |
| what we thinking bout buying today i lost bad |
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| !banbet $AAPL +10% 14d |
| Marc andreesen might be Satoshi\n\nWarsh said he was talking about it in 2010 and he has the technical skills, libertarian bent, and technocratic ideals\n\nAlso he would never need to sell a BTC since he’s already super rich |
| Daily freak out, nothing leared |
| It’s actually spelled Melena. It’s a medical term. Look it up if you dare 😂 |
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| Fuck fuck fuck man. I feel so bad for you. |
| Saudis are begging for war with Iran now. Holy shit. Iran can't do much to the US, but they sure could fuck Saudi Arabia up. |
| You’re not the customer. It’s a B2B model waiting on adoption. |
| finally a quality post here |
| Not in your sad democracy maybe. But there's a beautiful middle land I have to show you. |
| New Ath for AMD $325 after ER |
| Epstein is satoshi…… |
| So, gold is a penny stock now |
| It's a shame penicillin is no longer sold at gas stations. Rip red |
| Please bring back VisualMod |
| Que Jen \n\nThat’s my jam |
| Hoping for a big rotation into equities after exiting commodities |
| Its entirely a manipulatived price dump by jacking up margin requirement. \n\nYou didnt even need 8k to buy a micro silver futures contract in December. This week they raised it to over 27k.\n\nThey did they same thing on a smaller scale end of December as well. |
| I’m here because I have a problem 💯 |
| Return to normal rally before more selling. If it makes new highs somehow then more price discovery |
| Fullport MUU and GDX. |
| They’re not even down though, silver is still up 40% ytd |
| Never go back to the scene of the crime. |
| Yeah of course, they are in a super cycle, but the market rolling takes everything with it. When nvidia was in its wild period I watched it lose almost 50% a couple of times, doesn’t invalidate the company, just invalidates some peoples trades. A company like sndk could lose 250 points in a day, it’ll come back but it’ll liquidate motherfuckers on the way down. |
| Flaunt they’re above the law, \n\ninitiate people into the brotherhood of compromised people so they can be trusted to not turn because they’re dirty also\n\n(See movie training day) |
| Why is the font green though. \n\nMonkey brain only dance and buy more |
| Bullish. Anytime you see these mega caps cut jobs it’s bullish. Bearish for society. Bullish the stock |
| Awww buddy |
| 3way? |
| Just take out a small loan with that future low interest rate |
| That's what she said |
| Buy the dip |
| You want to get fucked twice ? |
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| I got so fucked yesterday that I want it to be Monday already. |
| Not when the food is just a poorly photoshopped penis inserted into the picture. |
| I remember that, my mom and grandmother both sold their silver serving sets at the peak, sweet! Later though, my mom lost almost everything in the dot com bubble burst:-( |
| That's why you use broad global indices, diversify into as many asset classes as possible, hodl with conviction based on fundamentals, and don't get roped into euphoric blow off tops at the peak.\n\nAnd dear god avoid short dated high leverage no matter how many times the stock has gone up 5% in the last couple days. |
| This is true 😂 |
| Interest rates go up |
| Will QQQ recover to at least 624.58 by noon on Monday? (preferable rise above that so I can be in profit)? \n\nI promise to not buy so much /NQ ever again. |
| About new FED chair Kevin Warsh. \nRon Lauder - He is the sole heir to The Estée Lauder Companies. He was a friend of Epstein and once a US ambassador to Austria. \nAustria is the country that issued Epstein's fake passport.\n\nHis daughter is married to Kevin Warsh.\n\nit's a big club and you ain't in it |
| They're Asians. \n\n\nWhat if they are the grandma and grandpa, just with good skin care? |
| btw MALARIA movie was pretty bad indeed, i ended up catching Bill's STDs |
| I was considering going full port thank god I didn’t, but still going to be an even bigger hit whn market opens especially if it doesn’t recover. |
| I think pretty good seeing as he didn’t nominate kid rock or something |
| You know the statue of Liberty was also made by Eiffel right? It was given to the US by France. They would just combine into Mechaliberty and cause random destruction. That's why they are kept on opposite sides of the Atlantic. |
| Yeah people think this is somehow bad for NVDA. The agreement was never binding. And if anything they can go partner with Anthropic now if they choose. It gives NVDA flexibility and freedom. |
| Chinas second in command exposed as being US spy |
| Cerner is losing market share fast. It’s a burning platform. |
| Not a thing my guy, that's not a thing. |
| Corn about to be so fucked |
| I got you, just gonna need $12.99/mo Mr. Diator |
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