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| Update the position you beautiful fucking retard |
| Tomorrow you'll inverse today and lose more money. |
| Everything is back at ATH. Damn...Incredible |
| Get rich enough and the laws dont apply, keep trying |
| i was curious too i bought sndk 1000 calls yesterday and took a massive loss today sndk hit 990 high last night just 10 bucks away from winning |
| 700 tomorrow |
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| If you're complaining because you shorted and you think its rigged then why did you short it lol |
| I didn't know this. \n\nAlso, not sure, did you mean to say "over the duration of the Ukraine war"? |
| No one here has to worry about that fortunately |
| Buy make up stocks. ULTA and such. Women don’t quit buying that shit. Sure thing. Trust me. |
| There comes a point in the evening when the scrolling content for the day has exhausted itself. Time to make dinner in silence, hear the sounds of pots and dishes, slicing, chewing, searing, and look at my food as i prepare and eat. \n\nSee ya tomorrow. |
| Took HOOD loss the other day. It hurts me |
| i wonder which cock sucker brokerage asked for and got the PDT change effective in 45 days instead of immediately. |
| Hmmm. If this is true, then that also seems to reflect why suddenly banks are saying it’s a good time to buy. Sounds like this week will continue to pump to entice retail normies, fake peace deal over weekend, into the mother of all rug pulls to save institutions from the real economic implications on late Monday when oil spikes from price suppression. It’s genius |
| Buy calls at the first tiny dip of course |
| 🎵 This is my fight song / Blockade the strait song 🎵 |
| AON I expect to have 4-6% return by EOD 5/1. Do smt small, I work here and it’s been busy |
| If it's the market that's regarded, why tf it is you who's losing money? |
| Put this onto a flattering t-shirt and wear it to a bar. |
| can’t make this shit up… |
| AH is starting to move again |
| You have us, we are family. Rich you are indeed. |
| red - a million fucxking 🥭 posts\n\nflat - a million fucxking 🥭 posts\n\nslight green - a million fucxking 🥭 posts\n\ngreen - silence |
| Don't worry. It'll bottom after Hormuz is opened and there is peace. |
| Paying taxes on the money gained from gambling is fucked up |
| This is the work of the devil |
| No, I'm the biggest loser on the beach. I got sand in my buns. |
| Did u consider it still has room to run |
| you mean calling it rigged again after couple of weeks? |
| HOOD still going lfg |
| Ah, so you bought Coinbase on IPO day huh lmao |
| Too many words to read huh, sorry I'll say it better. YOU. RETARDED. GAY. BROKE |
| https://preview.redd.it/70g5qumf48vg1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd284f104ba542edd8b76fea2220394213da33f6\n\n[Mitchell & Webb Situation skit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE) for those who haven't seen the source. |
| soon as it hits $200, i am out. their circular financing shit will catch up w them |
| Don’t cash out and do it again |
| Yes |
| I don't want to become rich anymore, I just want a loving family |
| Inshallah |
| A rare day. A two-pooper. Sadly neither on the clock. Not sure what this means for markets. |
| Sold the bottom almost literally to the dollar in every stock I had but profit is profit...I guess |
| If it printed we’d all be saying “congrats but fuck you’ |
| U just need one. No real investor would waste their capital like that. Disappointed 😔 |
| sorry for your loss |
| calls all week. spmo just hit an all time high. going higher |
| waiting for the market to realize their fuck up. sometime in the next couple weeks. |
| There’s two ways to make money trading: 1) Taking profits when you’re up, 2) Cutting losses if the position reverses for any reason - The PDT rule prevents both and restricts your ability to trade actively, forcing you to hold to zero in most cases |
| I am the biggest loser here today. I sold 10 spx calls for 3k yesterday at close. They were 44k today. Life changing money. Then I proceeded to lose the money on amzn calls today cause I bought the 60 dollar calls expiring tomorrow at the peak. |
| I wonder if I can invest in that? |
| ASML has an opportunity to save my puts.\nNeed a triple miss to send semis down where they belong.\n\nPredicting minimum -3% day on NQ tomorrow. |
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| ty |
| lol in all seriousness ive been making around 20-50 a day with 0dte i dont risk my entire account and have stop losses\n\n |
| The prez at the time wasn’t so “involved” in keeping the markets up back then |
| No thank you |
| I'm not a pussy |
| Punching the air cuz i missed out.... |
| Hey any idea on what is your next option play? I am in need of money. And willing to bet on it :/ |
| George Lucas reminding people that Episode 1 plot about trade routes blockade was not dumb.\n\nFans reminding him that for 1999 standards it was a dumb plot, but today the world grew dumber.\n\nHistorians will remember this as the "stupid age". |
| You have a 300K portfolio and looking for advice from people that have 5k in their accounts |
| !RemindMe 1 month |
| More sir, can I please have some more |
| Shorts getting beat down like the nerd on the playground |
| sit on cash |
| Yes I am trying my best to think that way but this is perhaps the 3rd time in a row I have sold too early. I don’t know how so many can sit on 800% gains and not cash out immediately. |
| we rallied +6% off the night of the invasion, double bottomed and up another +10% 2 weeks later. and yet still went -22% from there |
| If you think the market is always rigged whatcha doing here GTFO! |
| you better off spend that time upgrading your job skill and get a better job than try to take a super risky bet and trying to 10x that 3.8k. Much better return on your time when you have bigger capital to work with. |
| vixperation sounds like another gay and fake wsb bs term I'm not falling for this again it's V from here |
| #Praise be to Allah! |
| Money doesn't buy happiness, I buy happiness with money |
| Should I short or long Oil tomorrow regards? |
| Finally, after buying a fuck ton of NVDA in October, I am free of the piece of shit.\n\nI made 1.3% profit.\n\nJesus fuck I hate that stock. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. |
| BE was just short covering, right? Right??!! |
| From down 400k to down 60k. Ok we’re getting somewhere here |
| How did you know it would go up today? |
| Rolling 2.1m made 105k ok with me |
| Someone above said avgo + meta partnership |
| Very good to hear. I have a Frenchie and have him travel with us too in the cabin. Horror stories of the brachycephalic breeds that go in the cargo hold. Wild how airlines even still allow it. |
| Gold would drop too |
| SoFi |
| So all it took was China saying fook yu and we're back to pumping? |
| They don't deserve respect lmao ancient ass civilization in the desert 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| green is green bruh |
| Oh reeeeeeeally?? What about Morgan Stanley estimating that debt used to fund data centers could exceed $1 trillion by 2028, highlighting significant risks if AI investments fail to deliver? Multiple institutions have talked about stretched valuations |
| Blockade is explicitly an act of war. Therefore it needs to be approved by Congress.\n\nAny US navy official with minimum literacy knows that. |
| So why didn’t you buy them before market close? |
| deal with META to do something |
| omg it's at ATH and going down, halllp |
| bought meta 710C 5/15 this mornin\n up 100%\n\n\nThe other half of my port is in MU 600C 7/17 up 60%\n\n\nim piss poor each is only one contract ):\n\n\n\n\n\n |
| Buy gold and pray. They're setting up retail to be the bagholders on the biggest financial crash in the history of the world. The Great Trumpression cometh. |
| I would like to see an open over 700 just as a joke MMs pull on us. Would be the biggest mindfuck I can think of. |
| I feel like it’s just starting |
| Zuk |
| Commenting! Good luck on the moon mission |
| Bad idea, she will quickly consume them |
| Bears every time stocks go up: "the market is rigged!"\n\nThose same bears next week: "time to bet my life savings that a rigged market will go down..." |
| Start him out on fantasy baseball gambling and he'll always have a side hustle to fall back on. |
| Im old as shit (26) they're going to put me in retirement home |
| why would i buy oil now i bought oil when it was cheat af in the 90s. i can just ride that while i flip spy calls and puts. |
| DOW 50k in AH |
| He’s okay he doesn’t like when I pack he gets stressed out but hes doing good chilling w me in bed relaxing |
| Why did AVGO pump after hours? |
| Russian invades Ukraine: year long bear market. SPY bottoms -25%, QQQ -37%.\n\n🍊 bombs 🇮🇷: quick lil mini dip, ATH 2 weeks later\n\nMiddle East gets no respect 🥹\n |
| news dropped I think |
| https://preview.redd.it/9r2jq5iv38vg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aca4bbb904e5ff7d8f556640303912f2f5ca796f\n\n |
| Fair value for smci is 45 dollars. May 5th earnings. May 15 $30 calls. 20k. \n\n60k gain at 35\n200k gain if it hits 45\n\nIf this isnt the ultimate lotto ticket idk what to tell you. Make it 200k and turn it into 2m.\n\nDo they do fraud and scams and a little traitorous espionage? Yeah but who doesnt. \n\nLight the rocket |
| avgo & meta partnership |
| I forgot tomorrow is vixperation. Selling could start tomorrow |
| Great news for me ( the poor ) |
| I mean, it isn’t like you get infinite leverage. There’s still caveats. |
| If that’s the case it rips further with the psychological barrier down. 697 should be the breakout moment! |
| Markets know it will be over soon. One way or another. Move-on. Both parties want that outcome.\n\nSo markets don’t know how. But all they know is it will be over before it makes any meaningful impact. Markets don’t crash twice for same reason. News just gets priced-in once. And its done. So markets will shrug off any news regarding war from here on forwards. Bcz people who thought market will get impacted by war are already out and sold. So they can’t add any more selling pressure. But they can add add buying pressure when FOMO hits |
| Guys, dafuq is $BULL seriously??? |
| Why are trading gains in the US so weird? Like you got long time, short time, weird laws. Land of the free my ass |
| Thanks man. He’s emotional support so gets to sit with me no carrier |
| They did fall through already there are no negotiations. |
| Tell em to get a dog |
| Same 😂 |
| Maybe RDDT can do some dilution and upgrade their dogshit servers. |
| Guaranteed |
| Dumb. |
| Yep. They took the bait, but we'll see what happens with the blockade |
| Maybe RDDT can do some dilution and upgrade their dogshit servers. |
| Never fails. It's not you. It's the herd. |
| Per [Trading Economics](https://tradingeconomics.com/commodities):\n\n YTD gains\n Canola 19.43%\n Wheat 16.97%\n Cheese 14.99%\n Rice 12.82%\n Soybeans 12.23%\n Milk 11.50%\n Palm Oil 10.27%\n Corn 0.62% |
| it has done that at least 3 times in the past year. not surprising |
| What would you do when the currency underpinning every major international transaction is in jeopardy? Whose currency do you fly to if everyone is inflating their shit faster than their treasury interest rates can pay back? \n\nYeah, I’d go to gold too. The fuck else can I trade for literally any other currency I want when this all shakes out? \n\nNation states don’t bag hold. They hand the bag to you. Nation states could give a fuck about problems with exchanging gold for cash when they can trade directly with big players. \n\n\nTo be fair, gold is pretty expensive right now. I think it’s just a reflection of increased geopolitical risk; There’s a non-zero chance the petro dollar falls and the US “defaults” on its debt (inflation spiral). \n\nJust really high demand. Every once in a while some oil strapped country has to sell a fuck ton to get dollars again so they can buy some good ol’ crude. \n\nEven fuckin gold is volatile in this market \n\n |
| Honestly it might open at 700 if asia and europe keep the greed train going. |
| Insane and unbelievable. 🌈 🐻 😢 |
| 😂 |
| Imagine the revision being 4+ 😭 |
| Very nice! Thanks for sharing. |
| Look at the leaderboard thingy at top of thread |
| Why is Broadcom pumping after market. Wtf!! |
| My moves tomorrow \n\n* $ASTS Call\n* $BABA Call\n* $DELL Call\n* $GLW Call\n* $DIS Call |
| About time they get rid of the 25k minimum. Now need to get rid of minimum age so I can get my 4 year old addicted to gambling as soon as possible |
| Congrats dude, you're a member of the WSB 1% Club !! |
| You know that fight in Metal Gear Rising, where you fight MG Excelsus, and Armstrong says "uncle Sam needs you to die, Jack!"?\n\nWell, that's how I feel every time I file my taxes 💀 |
| Get into 0DTEs, they’re risk free and offer solid returns |
| Need my broker to implement the pdt removal before I lose all my money |
| up 2,700% in 365 days\n\n1.82% is tanking?\n\nmen used to go to war |
| its a bit surprising because it has been a POS for the past few weeks |
| I can't stand that Dan Nathan on Fast Money. I just needed to tell someone. |
| Hope you bought the dip. See you next year. |
| Because the dollar is worth so little |
| Lol u sold for a 5% gain |
| very perceptive of u |
| It’s only for margin accounts, cash accounts could already day trade. I’m pretty sure it was meant to be protective to for those with smaller accounts but idk, I’m not a doctor |
| I'm only down 33% on the week, I can absolutely get this lower. If I can't celebrate green I might as well get pumped for red. |
| Expiring this week , 1000 strike price 😭 & then 1070 strike price. & I caught it late I was trading meta the whole time |
| 1800-2k |
| One of my accounts is 100% VTI, 55% of my gains for this year are from today alone. |
| sick mate thank you |
| This, spy is up cause money printing for the war and inflation means Apple will people iPhones for $395739 next year |
| You aint seen nothing yet |
| The difference between upper class and rich is posture. |
| Hey bears, have you ever thought about being a top more than twice a year? |
| Everything is a scam now.\n\nUSD is a scam and Fed is laughing at us poors as they print money for the rich. Almost 6 years of high inflation. They obviously dgaf. Even the cooked PPI number is 4% lmao.\n\nUS stocks have no cash flow. All of it goes into "AI" hardware that will need to be replaced every couple years. Shareholders ain't gonna see any of that. So much money is being lit on fire they're going into debt to pay for it.\n\nShiny rock is cool I guess as an idea? But it's run a lot and if we head to Weimar, having GLD ain't gonna mean anything anyway. |
| Does not compute. Go ETFS or VOO it. |
| Bro its still easy to lose all your money even with 25k. Ran 10k up to 80k last year. The rest was history. |
| More like a refund |
| 1. Google is an AI company so is META and so is NVIDIA given the fact that they have very heavy investments in AI. Google and META print via ads. NVIDIA is also cashflow positive. \n2. From 1. the AI bubble pop might not impact the economy as much as did the internet bubble as the companies at that time did not print money but were extremely overvalued. \n3. If the economy isn't down too much (i.e.not fucked) when the A.I hype is over, the SaaS stocks that are beaten down due to A.I. fears will benefit. |
| Just go moneyball his family. |
| Because it’s correlated to Bitcoin |
| SNDK stock split wen |
| this ^^^ |
| Wtf why is SNDK tanking after hours for no reason? |
| After being in the dumps for weeks I sold my 674c 04/17 for double after they recovered thinking I was a genius. This was all before it rocketed last week. \n\nNow I check back on Tuesday and it has continued to rocket. I wish I wasn’t such a coward. |
| The next red day is going to be like -.05% 😒 |
| It’s so cooked lol\n\nRevision and next month’s will tell a different story |
| Write offs just don't hit the same anymore, they really took all our outlets away |
| oh absolutely. I try not to play the "what if" game...but it's hard sometimes. I've diamond-handed options to zero too many times. |
| Okay. I'll go all in right away |
| At least fed funds rate is beating it |
| Wow, you might be the biggest retard in here!! 🥇 |
| I’m going to do a bull thesis on it at some point, after having my bear thesis absolutely shattered but here’s the executive summary: \n\nA closure of the Strait of Hormuz forces global capital to de-risk and flow into the U.S. as the unavoidable clearinghouse where sovereign wealth funds and global ETFs reallocate into U.S. Treasury securities and U.S. equities because they are the safest and most liquid alternatives, driving a counterintuitive bull case for American markets. |
| Analyst price target is like consensus $400+ bruh |
| TZA |
| 14% rally on nasdaq in 14 days is CRAZY! |
| there could be a great fucking depression and the markets would still go up |
| I think you have to have fulfilled both conditions to be a mod here. The mod spitroast they call it. |
| I call this "fancy homelessness." |
| Like capital losses? |
| Yea man love to u and gl, it rly kinda is just money, it's a renewable resource thankfully is what I say to cope 😅 |
| Historically low volume. So many people sitting out is letting the algos rule |
| I sold a bunch of CSPs on it today. It will go back up in 2 weeks tops. |
| See you suckers tomorrow for another +0.5%, but this time I'm not holding puts like some retard. 😭 |
| Perhaps I need to switch what I look at .. T212 shows 61.618k for today, and my brain won't convert that to something meaningful |
| > promise the guy on the other side of your trade understands it better than you do. \n\nThe other guy was probably another moron from here |
| Teach a ber to put and he will eat out of Wendys dumpster for a day , teach a ber to call and he will get a Wendys Gold card for life |
| a win is a win man |
| Amazon going up is the definition of negativity |
| Swalwell time |
| Exactly. They’re buying time |
| WaPo? Wow. Bezos seeing the light?! |
| I have $150,000 in cash. Half my port ish\n\nTrying to put$25,000 into SAAS options\n\nI am trying MNDY\n\nWhat would you all recommend? |
| Never trade around earnings |
| Better than what will be not being what you want |
| Put in place after regards nuked their accounts in the 2001 tech bubble |
| Owning ionq is worse |
| In am up in MU very big but I have bunch options on asts that fucked me good |
| Sent all my tendies to the IRS 🤮 |
| ya totally, and girls would take all my money and probably want too much sex |
| Us poors have to play on hard hard mode |
| Made a bunch of money the past few weeks. Bought a few Audis in cash lol. |
| 697 tomorrow? |
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| Lost it all, guess I’m off to r/vagabond with the rest of the homeless alcoholics 😞 |
| Bourbon! |
| All major financial institutions report no indication of a bubble |
| $CRCL |
| Safe travels buddy. Is Remy small enough to go in a carry on bag? |
| How’s Remy |
| Bold of you to claim intelligence when you don't even understand your own ideas enough to explain or argue for them. |
| Rally ends this week. Enjoy it while it lasts |
| Early?? Like 2015 early !!! |
| Haha, yeah. Ain't gonna fix my current problems tho. Just goes to show, when you got it, keep it in a safe haven, and stop trying to grow it.\nThank u tho ❤️ |
| # WHO THE FUCK IS WITH ME ON SOME REDDIT CALLS LETS GET DOWNNNNN |
| sToRe oF VaLuE |
| Up 60ish percent. Saw some crazy volume and bought calls. Wish I got in sooner. |
| If we go down even .05% tomorrow, I will have to throw this bull thesis in the trashcan and start over |
| I probably won't thank God |
| MARA might be a lead if this rally continues\n\nHeavily shorted. BTC beta might help it pop off. 🌽 still dangerous rn, but yeah.. |
| ASML yay or nay? |
| why was there a 25k minimum to day trade in the first place |
| wait til you hear about imaginary internet money |
| There should be negative taxation on money I lost trading |
| Yellow rock shiny |
| Iran really f'd themselves agreeing to that ceasefire, lost their leverage. Since then oil down 20%, stocks at all time highs, their blockade turned into them getting blockaded. They had mango's nuts in a vice with oil at 120 and stocks crashing. |
| "Michael, give me my money back. Michael, do you hear me? I want my money back. Give me my fucking money back!." |
| find a penny stock and YOLO all $3800 into it. |
| Very clever |
| I think having friends would be exhausting. |
| So what you’re saying is “””peace””” deal over the weekend to lower oil when Bessent has to buy it back Monday. Sounds like calls until 9:31 am Monday morning |
| Anyone been buying NOK? |
| Eh? For security, you can do encrypted tunnels, it’s not like Amazon owns the entire link between their data centers. For latency, I’m sure SoaceX will drop ground stations next to all the big DC hubs. |
| Let’s say 20 percent cus nothing makes sense anymore 😅 |
| I keep telling myself, the red stains in the water next to him are just red algae, it doesn't quite work though. |
| Crazy that I want a bunch of murdersome terrorists to get eliminated so I can buy into the market cheap? Hmm |
| Opinions on FSLY? |
| Yes but how is that the government shorting oil? |
| This is AI |
| number go up |
| & why would u do that? |
| hello |
| 3% is very good. Sit down bear |
| A whole civilization did get wiped out.. r.i.p bers |
| I can't even believe mine is actually slightly higher. I didn't fuck it up. |
| sold my SPX calls expiring tomorrow today, so watching it go greener and not trying to worry about what might have been. |
| Buy the peak, sell the dip. Classy move |
| Er, it clearly exists to some extent or another. Questionable justification for AI capex in terms of future revenue growth, only justified by way of circular demand between tech cos. It’s the definition of a bubble. Doesn’t mean it will pop any time soon, but just because it doesn’t pop, doesn’t mean it’s not a bubble |
| Quantum is ripping hopefully a new Ant-Man movie is announced |
| We all can't be strippers man |
| On the other hand the price of cocaine relative to income has dropped from low to low. In a real world inflation basket thus London is doing fine. |
| Oof yeah. That's what makes me paranoid about missing the next Nvidia with all my shit red microcaps |
| How many satellites do they have in space? Do they have reusable rockets too? |
| ok guys time to buy puts |
| Love how 3%+ inflation is somehow a "beat" lmao |
| You Bears should have known you were in trouble when they released the puts to call ratio was over 4:1. |
| SAAS\n\nMSFT |
| If I’m not swinging 10-40% in a month I’m falling asleep |
| I just can't get rid of this boner. there's so much money now |
| And i had 7k of broadcom at 310 fuck me sold at 325 fuck me just fuck me |
| Should i dump my Jensen gains and look for something more juicy?? |
| About 9% it closes above 700 tomorrow |
| sometimes a comment here can be the fastest way to understand why price is moving |
| It is the most overtly manipulated and stupid, a sign of the times |
| But what if the negotiations fall thru? |
| Getting high and reading “WHY ISNT THE MARKET CRASHING?!!???” posts on Reddit were made for each other like peanut butter and jelly. |
| Lol, nice try - you're clearly the regard in this exchange |
| Even with market extended, you could buy Leaps on almost anything Semi / AI related and still make bank. But you will buy puts and drain portfolio instead. Sad |
| It's cope because they didn't buy calls. Lower volume isnt necessarily bad. Means no sellers so it'll grind up. |
| There is no quick buck and no free lunch. You wanna keep your money and make a profit? Choose a total market etf or split it up between total market, growth, value, and high dividend ETFs. |
| Holy shit i almost bought a call.. almost..F me |
| Kind of cool they had the ceasefire talks there at least |
| SPY pinned at 694.20 lmao nice 😎 |
| AVGO and networking bottlenecks are inverse SPY and 2x SPY. |
| Meme stocks love this news. |
| 1- AI companies are printing money from each other not ad business?\n2- Continued AI circlejerking doesn’t benefit SaaS\n3- You’re assuming the AI bubble popping in two years won’t affect the rest of the economy LMAO and that crash will somehow again benefit SaaS |
| $SNAP |
| I have to imagine the psychological wall of that price is going to take a few days to break. |
| I will never understand why gold is worth so much |
| Why didn't you stock up on fish and chips in 1975 then |
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| holy shit i am glad i didnt close out my AVGO csp before close like i almost did |
| Would be funny if uno reverse -> loss porn |
| 10% |
| I was flying home from Japan one time, and while in line for the check in I noticed some weeb guys with a bunch of large boxes. Turns out I sat next to some of them on the plane and overheard them talking "oh I hope it doesn't get damaged blah blah blah", like the life size waifu statues must have been very fragile in those boxes.\n\nAnyways, I experienced the worst turbulence of my life on that plane 🫨 LMAO |
| https://preview.redd.it/7mqitgo628vg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a945b8c00122f76ce28ed85ac1be99ea8aeb8c72\n\nCalls |
| Lmao |
| 1:1 |
| the WaPo editorial board says “America’s income tax is progressive: The rich already pay more than their fair share.”\n\nl m f a o |
| You missing out on $$$$ |
| When someone says something confidently incorrect involving your hyper specific niche interest: 😤 |
| it's not pretty cool. it's an asymmetric bet with limited upside. better to buy stock on margin in small amounts equal to whatever delta you would have sold. |
| AMZN |
| This whole market is insane |
| I think tomorrow is the dump day. And by dump I think like .5% |
| Odds SPY realistically breaks $700 tomorrow? 🤔 |
| Buy puts tomorrow and thank me later |
| Checking in, you doing okay? |
| Imagine you’re a squirrel. You hide nuts in a tree. One day the tree burns down. “Oh well, I have 100 more trees” the squirrel thinks.\n\nNow imagine you’re a bear. You buy put options and watch them slowly expire. For 15 minutes per day they make money, but then sharply lose it all. “I hate myself” thinks the bear. And then tomorrow he does it again. |
| A gentle reminder that if your trading account eod balance today isn't higher than than the last time we breached SPX 6900, you doin' this wrong.....😆 |
| Volume has been 50-65m not great, additional a good chunk of the run was yesterday unwind into closing. \n\nConcern would be around stalling at 695-696 and finish the week not breaking the ATH |
| I would be your friend but I have to return some video tapes |
| AI will disrupt and eliminate all jobs except mine which is uniquely challenging for reasons only I can gesture at |
| The year is 2030.\n\nNVDA is the first company to reach 100T valuation.\n\nIts has only 13 human employees thanks to AI.\n\nYou just bought a multigenerational mortgage loan spawning 4 generations.\n\nTonight you are going to celebrate ! You upgrade your AI companion to Date Night+™. For $19.99 per month, it will listen to you after 5:00 p.m.\n\nLife is good. |
| Wat the Vix doin 👀 |
| What expiration and why didn’t you buy at 600 |
| And they only buy puts |
| Futures already at 7k |
| All packed and ready for my flight tomorrow 😎. Vet coming in an hour for remy certificate of health and we good to go 🥳 |
| This shits just going to keep pumping. China was buying oil in Iran and from OPEC with Yuen. Now it’s gonna be USD. The US dollar is about to be on steroids. Buckle up buckaroos. |
| Yeah those are way fuckin' outta whack. If anyone finds themselves saying "wow the markets really think oil is gonna be normal again in a few months?" well ☝️☝️☝️ |
| on yahoo finance it seems volume has been around 25m less than the average on SPY |
| How is that possible? It’s all green baby |
| PLTR was hard to ignore after selling for $15 |
| longed asts |
| Market is insane right now. My parents just liquidated a good portion of their herd and cashed out nicely. |
| wish i had a friend |
| Absolute poetry Webull is up a shitload. |
| Yes maybe and no |
| These will print. Good luck! 🚀🚀🚀 |
| MMs would've sold a gazillion 7000 strike options this week. |
| Im Heavy in AVGO … such a beast man |
| Yes. It’ll be 2% |
| Holy shit selling IONQ premarket was probably the worst trade deal of all time. |
| MSFT ORCL 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌙 |
| >Look at how Assad fell in late 2024\n\nthe USA can't afford to wait till 2035. |
| I graduated this party a long time ago, just thought I'd pop back in and see what was up |
| Also a new ETF I saw recently, ticker NASA, that's 12% SpaceX right now |
| cuz economic collapse would be bad |
| ***K, I didn’t notice he was doing that. |
| ATH was like $485, right? Kind of looks like a divergence\n\nIt should be $600 by now. It should break range but idk with this market \n\n$471 ATH. I’m tripping |
| Is tomorrow the day it finally stops pumping 1%? |
| are you stupid ber or what? explain yourself |
| If you didn't make money today idk what to tell you |
| Any time I get in an uber in Colombia they want to be my best friend they get so excited lol. It’s so exhausting. It was cool the first 200 times |
| https://preview.redd.it/ufaxupcn18vg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7503800915583619ecf66401e71a733d12d46b33\n\nAmazon Holders |
| https://preview.redd.it/jw6z6jxn18vg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f314ca240438bd1f58e362ad53f244fcac85577\n\n |
| Various stock positions in metals/tech but because I held some on margin the Oct tank killed everything cuz RH decided to mass panic sell everything important. Had they not, I would he fairly even and fine now as most of the things I had recovered to over my cost basis. |
| Apparently demand destruction... |
| spy to 800 by eom at this rate |
| yeah but there's concepts of a plan being posted on truth social |
| bears beat to shit |
| I'm gonna come |
| broadcum |
| 0 dte 🌝 |
| Calls on this guy |
| I could REALLY use a gap up tonight. I'm a permabulltard and things have been hard lately. |
| elaborate your concern? the first half is the explanation for the conclusion made in second half. |
| >Additionally, they have no refinery capacity thus they import their gasoline\n\n*loud incorrect buzzer*\n\nthe whole reason why Trump keeps threatening and talking about Kharg island is because it has most of Irans refining capacity.\n\nanyways much of what they import is over-land, they're not that reliant on the world economy due to the decades long sanctions regime against them. |
| GOOG MSFT and IONQ |
| I see people saying this pump is on super low volume, but where are they getting that? Maybe my chart is set up wrong, but volume hasn't crashed this last week |
| HOW THE FUCK DID I LOSE 10% today you cocksucking motherfucking fucking fucking cundlefucks!?!??!??? |
| Spot price is 50% higher than futures price. It’s unprecedented. Look at short/purchases and you’ll find clues |
| were you the guy on the opposite side of all my trades |
| Hey buddy what’s up |
| Honestly you’re better off pulling the $10k, max your Roth and sit on shares for something else |
| Gold is the one store of value that seems to remain consistent no matter what happens. Except for those rare instances like post-WWII Germany where if you had a carton of cigarettes you could buy **anything.** |
| Buy to close and sell the shares yourself. |
| They are called bers |
| buy all dips tomorrow. free money |
| Why would I do that? |
| Got it, bullish on cows |
| Me too bro me too bought at 19 just to sell a week later |
| I've been banned from pdt since the first day I could trade options. |
| Profit is profit |
| be careful. the way you speak makes you sound like a newbie. dca into your retirement account and get out of here while you can. |
| Do gay people trade? |
| Not even possible |
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| I was down 8k being a bear the last two weeks. Flipped bull this week and up just under 5k. The other side feel great. |
| Sauce? |
| Fuck you spoiled it for me. I recorded it |
| The reality is [officially sanctioned market manipulation ensuring there's always more money to loan out](https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WALCL). It can't last forever, but it's been doing just fine since 2007. |
| Let me bet against the govt. that sounds like a great idea |
| It can implemented by brokerages in estimated 45 days. I assume brokerages will slowly roll it out. So give it a couple months. |
| Holy hell. I have 3.8k to invest … wanna make a quick buck without options. Which stonks shall I focus on? |
| So it’s going up tomorrow, right? I can by TQQQ and be rich, yeah? |
| Bought SNDK calls yesterday down 1k today FFS… is the run over ? Did I just buy high ? |
| Yes reddit is the only place people say this. You are very smart. |
| Oh fawk ya |
| Broadcom Announces Extended Partnership with Meta to Deploy Technology to Support Multi-Gigawatts of Meta’s Custom Silicon, MTIA |
| This should worry you |
| To be fair SPY at 1% above pre Iran war levels is insanity. Geopolitically, we are in a worse position than this time last week |
| Meta deal |
| this is a retardmaxxxing regime and im being retardmogged hard |
| Lol that Bessent meeting with bank ceo’s was not about ‘Mythos’ at all. It was probably about this shit. Thats why he looked defeated that day and now he is taking different stance in rate cuts too. #Conspiracytheorytime |
| lol keep dreaming |
| Source? |
| Yea but I shouldve left the A out at super gay, sounds better i think |
| Oil baggie starting to sound like silver baggie ranting about COMEX |
| I PUSH MYSELF TO THE EDGE |
| Pull back tmrw is gonna be glorious |
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| IRAs getting maxed tomorrow into next week with tax returns flowing |
| Spot price of oil today is like $150 a barrel so either futures are about to fly back up, or the futures are correct and that would mean the biggest oil demand destruction of all time is getting priced in.\n\nOr I guess there’s a magical third option where the big man tweets half a billion barrels into existence by end of month. |
| How do you know the gov is shorting oil |
| You should go into great detail and try to convince me pulling officer's names from the Global is a conspiracy lmao. Educate me |
| tbf Trump said they were stopping ships that paid the toll, its just Trump is highly regarded and so the navy instead did the far more sensible actual blockade instead. |
| Lock in profits in a timely manner |
| https://preview.redd.it/36qhd5s218vg1.png?width=236&format=png&auto=webp&s=59b09f7b19c86800662de34cca0f61348725c234\n\n |
| You know, their gas prices are also higher right? You're still better off in the vehicle with 85% efficiency. |
| ya know i have a small port. real broke hours. turned 378 into 496 past 2 days. my plan is to lose it all on netflix earnings. im buying calls |
| Banbet it coward |
| AVGO pumping? |
| Can DELL please go down 10%? |
| The bull market has arrived, lol |
| I think it is fucked this year |
| We might open at 700...haha |
| MU all time high |
| Just don't tell my wife\n\nShe will get jealous for some reason |
| Hey I only follow DOW because Pam Bondi is hot |
| Looks like Nike is finally recovering. |
| Me too man. I think you should take a break for a bit and buy boomer shit like MSFT on the dip, then when you have some bankroll, hop back in with small sizing maybe 1 or 2k when you have extra dough. I mean idk. That's just what I'm doing. I'm trying to offer advice cuz ik this is the casino and everyone clowns on u but ik how it is. I panic sold last April and lost like 4y of winnings |
| this says 670\n\n[https://optioncharts.io/options/SPY/max-pain?expiration\_dates=2026-04-17:m](https://optioncharts.io/options/SPY/max-pain?expiration_dates=2026-04-17:m)\n\nwhy the discrepancy? I find most of this stuff is too up to interpretation to be reliable, you can't reliably infer signage from OPRA feeds\n\n \nat any rate hopefully the bears that have survived this insane pump get some food tomorrow |
| Before the market closed yesterday\n\n |
| Lmao same 💀😭 |
| Yeah, I never exercise...... ::heavy breathing intensifies:: |
| They think they want to live after the society crumbles? |
| can’t capture the whole move bro. just buy when it’s cheap and sell it higher. and repeat |
| Can $SPY break out past its previous high tomorrow |
| Door Dash Grandma is coming to kiss you on the lips |
| Large call wall at 700, this low a volume will be hard to push through without a tweet. |
| What the fuck |
| tomorrow ATH |
| Best regard |
| Not on the year they’re not. They’re up 25% from the their Iran war dip. Now who would know before the general market that the war was imminent or that a ceasefire was imminent? Not you or I, that’s for sure. How would you know to buy at the trough without insider info.\n\nAnd by your own point, if someone is up 50% on blue chips, that clearly points to impeccable timing being the ONLY possible factor. |
| Highline is done, it was done when martinez left |
| Government is shorting oil until 4/20, which is the expiry date for May oil futures. \n\nMy guess is shit will blow up that date. |
| Lmao you're overreaction tells me everything I need to know :)\n\n\nStay poor **LMAO**🤌 |
| >With the U.S. blockade and defense in place we’re not cutting off 20% of the world’s supply of oil, just the 4% of the global oil supply that Iran contributes\n\nexcept the other 16% gets stopped by Iran lol. the blockade by the US navy isn't stopping Iran from refusing passage by tankers and threatening to fire on any tankers from 'hostile' nations. |
| ok boomer |
| $JBS |
| U that annoying neighbor aren't you |
| Whos trying to look smart? |
| Best case scenario it pulls back and you can be on your puts |
| last year's rally is still undefeated |
| stream BUTTERFLY by LOONA |
| Yeah, everything is basically doing opposite of what it should. Other prez was easier as things tended to follow macro better. I got nothing to trade with now. It's joever |
| So.... XOM calls or not? |
| Forward looking market just skips down moves now. It’s gonna end up higher, might as well just get to it |
| https://preview.redd.it/pgtv45hp08vg1.png?width=445&format=png&auto=webp&s=416525afa9e730ddbed548e22aafa37790ebcfa0\n\nWe will rise again!! |
| I love the sheer resolve between both the bears and the bulls. So much faith in their beliefs. Truly regarded, yet so respectable to be so committed to their religion. \n |
| b-b-b-b-but some guy in Indonesia can't fill his box truck up right now \n \n \nU considered THAT, OP? |
| Infinite money glitch??? |
| cause the markets are closed so it moves less |
| \n_checks calendar_\n\nSo it only took like two weeks to bounce from yuge lows to bigly highs\n\nNot bad! |
| fjutes napping |
| Bc it’s a store of value |
| Zing! |
| So is you know the market. |
| ASTS to 100 |
| LOL |
| Praise be to Allah |
| No way the US and Israel are waiting for the deadline 😂 \n\nI’m expecting theta/profit taking this week and the drop early next week \n\nYou need to get there before the MMs. They might start the sell off tomorrow |
| I bought around $12 and sold around $21....sometimes thats just the way she goes |
| you were supposed to buy calls last week |
| Wish there was a tool to help cut the grass in my lawn. Really sick of hand picking blades. |
| Why is it not moving? Did the pump stop? |
| Congrats! See you tomorrow |
| Hard to believe today didnt snap the market out of its funk |
| The first half of your comment has nothing to do with the second half of your comment |
| I think the point of the movie is that De Niro is actually the honorable guy. Chaz Palminteri’s character is a very obvious foil to De Niro’s but if I had to guess, especially considering the other roles of Lillo Brancato, he’s usually caught up in the wrong crowd. But I’ve never seen it so idk |
| You think their navy was blocking the strait? Oh my days u retarded as fuck bro. U.S navy's been scared of getting in range of some lawnmower drones lmao and done nothing about them too. Also my i've been pumping fat loads into ber anus, my port good bitch ass fukker. |
| the problem with trading in paper oil is that you're actually buying and selling paper, not oil. |
| Plenty for me as well. |
| idk im probably multiple cycles out of date. there was one time when everyone went nuts over his 13F and all the positions were already closed |
| SPY officially will hit new ATH next opening meaning statistically guaranteeing a bull run for the next year. |
| why is it not pumping still after hours? |
| https://preview.redd.it/fn5egvvg08vg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b5d812ec8494bd4d964894b5a216044cc319fb |
| Next earnings for my oil producer that has 75% of their sales in unhedged Brent and spot LNG should be fun. \n\nThe earnings for the rest of the industrial portfolio that uses diesel, gasoline and LNG as an input not so much. If I even net zero on the whole trade I'll be stunned. |
| I see why people buy gold. Easier to believe in shiny rock than in this market. |
| And that's why I eat pork |
| Phuqed! |
| No, long NBIS, AXTI, and Meta + MSFT Leaps |
| If there isn't an AI bubble of the kind that pops and fucks the economy because a lot of companies involved print cash from other businesses like ad business it's even better for SaaS stocks. I mean within two years or so when the hype dies but the economy isn't down the SaaS stocks will rise. |
| 400k in 4 years is enough dopamine for me |
| ATH, red Thursday, flat Friday |
| Unironically yes |
| nah he just posted he was short NVDA. hes cooked |
| You are one of us. Time for a group hug |
| see you the day after tomorrow |
| Far OTM LEAPs on unlevered are not expensive either, but liquidity is much better. And less risk of delisting, LETFs can be delisted for many reasons. |
| Its going down even when restriction to oil in Iran. Logically makes sense for it to go up, but you forget you are playing in a rigged ponzi market. Thats where your fault lie |
| There’s no AI bubble. It’s all a lie. Get in before it’s too late. |
| I guess the one beauty of being a daytrader is I really dont have to take sides.\n\nBull or bear I make money\n\nExcept today.....\nOr yesterday.\n\nFucking Bulls |
| Someone poke AAPL |
| Too much ego in these replies my boi, responding to people's gains with hate is how your account goes to nothing |
| Study these words:\n\nBer anoos gap |
| Like any trade. And if it doesn't "work", you end up owning the stock you (hopefully) wanted.\n\nAnother cool option to add the toolbox 😎 |
| Bro I went from 66k to 78k today. My 6 month chart is back up >!to negative $404,000!< |
| HOOD now higher than it was BEFORE the war. Okay man |
| Why next week? |
| I love far OTM bull call spreads. When it doesn't go your way, you can close your short call for a massive profit\n\nI made realized gains $35000 on ADBE\n\nMy port now shows an unrealized loss of $38,000 on my ADBE long calls though |
| Wendy's application as my puts expire 🐻💀 |
| 2 years ago I bought 100 shares of ASTS at $10 a share, I cashed out in a week to trade options instead. Im starting to realize this shit really is regarded |
| nothing describes the satisfaction a man receives from being the *FIRST* to bring in their gorbige cans🫴 |
| Or regarded enough to buy puts. |
| Everything goes up 60% tomorrow |
| 🤌 |
| https://preview.redd.it/hi23pf8808vg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18af459666cceead870e5629fbdc6b8c8190fc6c |
| SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP |
| Yes |
| https://preview.redd.it/l6u6hcy608vg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=766576809131f79b7248de5ad72921a2d04600cf\n\n |
| Up to the MMs at this point. Im definitely not paid to think and been extremely lucky with calls all week 💀 |
| I mean he set a new deadline for April 27th (I think?) for Iran so that’s probably a good place to bet. |
| All time highs tomorrows we survived like the 4th or 5th destruction of the markets in the last 5 years. Bulls remain undefeated |
| I'll make an app called Dashdoor. It's like Doordash, but instead of drivers bringing food to you, you bring food to the drivers |
| 3 greens in a row? 🤤🤤 |
| Nah.. invested TACO tomorrow and 0dte puts print. So let it be written, so let it!3 done. |
| Works till it doesn’t. |
| I lost hope, I also bought at $25.12 like a moron |
| Can someone tell me what would’ve happened if it went the other way? Would he be 18k in debt? Still learning this stuff |
| never existed outside of delusional redditor's imaginations |
| War win when blow up stuff. |
| The SaaSpocalypse 💅👄💄 |
| Remember, you only lose and are regarded if you sell. |
| I’ve taken $200 and turned into $1k-2k countless times now over six years, it’s very much possible. I only day trade the QQQ, I use my three day trades a week and I’ve been working 30 hours a week at a server job and trading have my own car and apartment. It only took me losing a million times before I figured it out. |
| Make your bet! ATH tomorrow or back to reality? |
| Poor little consumers can’t buy 1k phones 📱 anymore did you think 🤔? |
| wtf Barcelona |
| MSFT finished green. I need another 4 2% days and I break even. Easy play |
| You've been in puts since Feb? |
| unless they live in California and pay $0.50/kWh. |
| market up 10% in 10 days. I think is fair to assume SP500 at 19541.16 by end of year. |
| https://preview.redd.it/cm4oexf008vg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=156b7e4256e540a06071d3670a70f45dd5b77596\n\n |
| Sorry for anyone holding VCX but I really enjoy watching it drop like it did today. |
| Is it possible Trump and Co pumping the market to have leverage when negotiating with Iran? Nah no wayz |
| So what's the play? |
| september25 when word broke so likely a year at least |
| Drop… more cash into calls you mean |
| Market took a few Gs yesterday, took double that back today..holla.. |
| GSAT will never beat Asts…. Stupid Wall Street non tech cucks. |
| yep, burnt mine 2 days in a row now. |
| Not enough dopamine |
| I'm just learning about Cash-Secured-Puts. Pretty cool |
| earning incoming |
| OXY down 5% today. I don't get it. Strait is closed. Oil doesn't get through. Oil prices seems to go down?? What am I missing |
| Unfortunately i don’t think that’s going to happen. Sincerely, i bought puts today thinking the same thing |
| Fwiw I lost 200k by panic selling it all last April and have been p much losing small sums ever since then. Haven't made many great trades lol, market makes no sense to me ever since Trump got in |
| Probably. This market be wild. Tread carefully though. Most people have that $1.7k go to $700 real quick on 0TDEs or $0. |
| The old George Costanza trick eh? |
| Everybody saw 🌽double-top at 75k, back to 65k we go. |
| Nebius 200 strike how cooked 🥺🤨 |
| Isn't that because futures are trading at what people think the future price will be for that date. |
| But i bought it before the market went green. In fact I posted with my postions down 20% and on Monday morning it was down 60%... and I held |
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| I see a lot of MSFT, ORCL to the moon again. STFU and don't jinx it. |
| Ready to harvest some gains lol |
| An AI generated bubble burster ended it |
| https://preview.redd.it/7demg8ksz7vg1.jpeg?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dcec9db13839de8a439d542e3fc40269c5313fa |
| I'm waiting for GlobalLink. |
| i drank the oil of sexual confusion |
| It’s 11 times. 10 times is only 512,000 |
| And from me in fees |
| Wonder how the bears are gonna feel tomorrow when we make a quick run to 705 |
| https://preview.redd.it/xlwa5sgpz7vg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0a830a9fe3d65741d3622aef7542c26b24c212e |
| whats the pilots name that we rescued? |
| Post positions |
| Wow well done dude. Dont know where it's going from here but I'm not willing to expose myself to it. Still think there's going to be a real bubble burst that will last longer than this drop did. |
| Yes. True degeneracy. 😉 |
| Just about |
| If Bear Al-Gaib could predict market trends, I would have to ask him for help. |
| Early, best time to short will be late next week |
| What happened to the AI bubble etc etc |
| I mean most things went crazy today lol |
| I understand… Well best of luck to you on your day & overnight trades 🚀 Hopefully we’ll soon get to a point where $100 and even $1000 is like pocket change to us 🙌🏻 |
| I just realized that my perspective is from someone who is not trading on the news and just following the market for entertainment, and the streamers do not stream during the whole day. What makes it interesting for me is that the streamer is switching to various news and tweets on their own while you do your own thing. I watch Amit who is fairly entertaining. |
| ROFL |
| I bought calls from 696-700. SPY to 705 EOD 🫡 |
| Congrats! \n\nI did $194.30 just swing trading a $5 etf today.\n\nIf this keeps up I may break-even by 🥭's 5th term when its futurama 🥭's head in a jar running things 😉 |
| NVDA 220C 04/15 FTW |
| I'll go ahead and vibe code that shit today... |
| On what |
| 🥭 blockading like now you's can't leave |
| Won’t matter because us bulls made $500 today. Thats enough coffee for a week!! Suck it ber |
| How long has the SEC etc been planning the PDT thing? A year? |
| Self fulfilling prophecy |
| Ok so I was doing opposite what everyone been thinking here and its been working, now everyone thinks calls so put it is! |
| I thought puts everyday? |
| See u tomorrow |
| True, but only if the underlying goes up significantly every day and you close before the trend suddenly reverses. LETF annual decay is at around 12% assuming the underlying doesn’t move at all. This is best case scenario. If the underlying has cycles of huge red days followed by slow recovery, you’re looking at (significantly) over 12% decay annually. The problem with them is that they achieve leverage by using margin at an expensive rate (at least retail rate), and to maintain constant leverage ratio they sell/buy at worst times possible, also consider management fee.\n\nGiven these disadvantages of LETF shares, options on LETF are even more disadvantageous. Theta decay is same as options on underlying (unlevered). But you’re losing on delta given that underlying (unlevered) stays flat. Vega decay is worse, if you enter during one of those huge red days - volatility is elevated, so your call premium is elevated, and during slow recovery volatility subsides, so your call premium loses from volatility drop, and LETF exacerbates this drag.\n\nSo OTM calls on LETF have usual theta decay, but elevated delta and vega decay. The better alternative would be far OTM LEAPs on unlevered underlying if your edge is strong recovery and high leverage. |
| Dont beat up yourself. The SaaS sector is down as whole. There is surely a value somewhere and you just have to find it. Be it here or somewhere else.\n\nADBE is a growing company. Look at your thesis and if nothing has changed, use the opportunity to buy more |
| Everyone gets a once in a lifetime opportunity to make money, the SaaSpocalypse is mine. |
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| God I miss doing stupid wreckless shit. On wild trading days like this i drink 2 red bulls to feel like I used to when I didn't care about anything but living a dangerous life. |
| I am up bigly YTD, is it time to go cash and wait for the next mango dump and pump? |
| Hey guys, here’s your chance to get into CVNA shorts again. |
| isn’t that extreme exposure? you don’t have SPY even? 0 diversification? |
| Oh my, a "top 1% commenter" schizo. |
| Day trading rules might be going away. Also huge flows into Blackrock are a good signal |
| Spy |
| Great diplomacy with one’s we’re at war with 🫡 |
| Watching Bronx Tales is a working man a sucker? |
| Dude, i saved up 10k in 4 years 😄😄😄 |
| SoFi |
| wtf happened to asts today. Calls = boom. And not good Boom. |
| Bears have fucking evaporated. As it should be. |
| How tf am I supposed to buy calls |
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| Feelin lost bros\nEveryone makin money in this kangaroo market and I lost it all. 200k\nYeah yeah it's just money, but I kinda need it rn\nSigh\nIdk what to do |
| Fuck me I’m exhausted. \nI can trade maybe one day a week in this market. The rest of the week is holding on to my positions knowing they’ll come back at a certain point. |
| Remember those Trump accounts for babies? All that money's gonna be flowing into index funds. |
| DEFT |
| When did this sub become diametrically opposed to itself? |
| Just play musical chairs with the bols bitch ass bers, Ur not timing the pull back lmoa. |
| Even Nike is ripping.. black Wednesday coming |
| Yes |
| Imagine not holding calls on Taco Tuesday. It's a tradition to pump. |
| for the whole day? id bet my whole bank account it doesnt. but for pre market and first half of day i could see this happening. |
| Yeah but we held puts |
| Can someone explain to me how this works LOL |
| Keep scalping calls until reality sets in, god only knows when that will be. |
| I sold a whole bunch of positions on my 401k today. When it settles, I am buying SAAS |
| Do you guys remember the red days? Like the price would close lower than the previous day. How is that even possible. |
| he wont be chart master if his predictions actually came true. He'll off making millions instead of hawking like a clown on television |
| What a vile thing to post. |
| first things first, 8am pulling up the PDT change document in the SEC register and seeing if brokers can implement day 1 or have to wait the 45 days as rumors suggest. thats gonna be a boner killer if true |
| why did HOOD go crazy today |
| Making me wanna dance…💃 |
| Amazon and Google are up 25% in the last 2 weeks\n\nIf you can't point to something that she might have known back in January that we all would have found out later and is the basis for those gains, then what point do you have? |
| Lmao let the bull run until something actually happens on the ground |
| This might be the worst time to buy puts have you looked at a chart? |
| If you shorted NVDA, SPY, AVGO…..you were not wrong - just late or maybe even early |
| Now that we are back at ATHs, what are some hidden gems that haven't gone back up with the market that would be a good play? |
| How much of their navy got wiped in a week?\n\n\nHow many ships did the US lose?\n\n\nHow fucked is your port **LMAO**🤌 |
| or more fomo |
| Become trans |
| How do you time travel the weekends?🗿 |
| How tf do people know to do this |
| No just the tax payers who will fork the 1 trillion war, oil companies rejoicing |
| Too bullish in here lol |
| That's some circular logic |
| Have you looked at the chart recently? |
| Soon a cup of coffee will be worth 1,000 USD |
| Yeah.. off course |
| The straight just turned gay right under your nose |
| Asts and Nebius mega cucks |
| #I tried to warn bers but they wouldn't listen LMAO🤌 |
| Right. And that’s literally the worst thing to do 90% of the time but like today it worked perfectly hahah (if I just had a couple day trades). That’s real though, $100 on this sub is pocket change for most people but like real money for me lmao. More capital is so true. |
| You'd definitely lose your job if that happened. |
| Hate Speech <3 |
| Seen a vid of a bunch of people in se Asia country all walking to work last week instead of paying extreme gas prices. |
| Sounds crazy, but maybe NKE lol |
| like when we had to pretend to rescue a guy cuz they blew up the planes at our outpost that was setting up to steal uranium from isfahan? |
| What's your company? |
| Children yearn for million dollar candles on SPY! #bringbackthevolume |
| 17% in past week already. Also valuation seems pretty stretched already tbh |
| I am full port $CAR |
| You mean HOOD puts |
| Sell it to Diddy |
| New standard will be 100k.\n\nCan't have these pooros getting rich can we. |
| Fucking amazing!! |
| I’ll believe Iran have no power when Hormuz is open haha |
| Good on you. But the whole market is green. Celebrating your pick while everything mooned is like bragging you saw tits on the computer while there's a nude beach right outside your window. |
| Probably but its nearing the end of its run, once it beats ATH and consecutive green day records its gonna be a shit storm so a lot will get out today/tomorrow. \nNot a bear just think 10 days green would be preposterous especially when next talks havent even been held yet. |
| oil |
| Timmy cook and the CEO bought (more) shares. |
| Time to get drunk and wake up at pre-market tomorrow. It's time travel! |
| Is this a market joke or have you had a reverse vasectomy. |
| Lots of conflicting news. There were talks of oil industries and Saudi Arabia pressuring the US to keep up the war to get rid of Iran for good. Don't take anything at face value |
| Market closed and OP is now sitting at 1.53 mil |
| Real bears hibernate under a pile of uninvested cash.\n\nI ate well this weekend, but I think I'm about ready for a slumber. Closed 5 trades up, closed 1 down, waiting for 2 more that have been flat to either gain or lose 2% before I hit the hay.\n\nThen, wake me up after SpaceX eventually does the thing. Maybe I'll munch on whatever it sucks the money out of. |
| Thatd be fun, I have 50 shares at $85 (ive aged 90 years since I first bought in) |
| I'm sold. Lead me to the promised land |
| The problem with people who can be bought is that they often don't stay bought. There's always a larger bidder. |
| RDDT, ORCL, and MSFT are ready for liftoff 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Every index close to ATH while the world is in the shitter. I'd say we need a 30% correction downwards. |
| Du ma may noi cai gi ? |
| NO |
| I need PLTR and AEHR to have solid fucking 5% days tomorrow and hopefully SPY breeches 700 tomorrow. |
| Imgonnacum.gif 😮💨 |
| Anthropic’s better, it told me it’s going to go in a circle. And that’s the paid version… |
| #We are barely recovering back to October's high which was achieved 6 months ago. Next we'll start a new bull market which will pump us 15-20% higher LMAO🤌🦅🗽 |
| And because other people ARENT gambling but look like they’re good at gambling. |
| BREAKING NEWS: NEW TARIFF ANNOUNCEMENT IS JUST HERE. CHECK IT OUT |
| Fellow top 1% commenter degen |
| Bro… |
| Economy is doing so good rn. Just look at spy. |
| Give it a week or so |
| nflx |
| ASTS's CEO rolling in the hanger blocking the sats |
| Just accept bears will keep losing until the midterms |
| Get ready for market to get sent to the shadow realm. I held my calls. |
| Is this the most hated rally ever? |
| #We are overdue a new bull market. LMAO🤌 |
| We are officially a casino boys. Puts on Vegas |
| I would blow everywhere |
| Just wait till OP needs to accept a delivery of 1000 cows |
| Palantir |
| Global oil supply has been decreased by 20% for a month and a half. Doesn't matter if we bomb the hell out of them, just matters how strong their resolve is. |
| Buy HOOD you regards. Trust me |
| I dont understand these fucking markets. USO should be up rn given the state of the straight like I just dont get it. \nWelp time to buy OTE gamestop calls expiring in June |
| 699.99 and then stay there for end of time |
| Accuracy level 100% |
| Help me michael burry! |
| The fuck happened to NKE? |
| The way he’ll claim highest stock market ever but it’s because he destroyed the value of the dollar |
| Mu is up gang, unless u bought at 52 week high like a regard |
| What a day to be a bull |
| You have no idea the physical toll 3 vasectomies have on a person.\n-Me |
| 🌮 |
| I want to win with 50¢. |
| ngl but Ron Walker's vids have been actually accurate and its scary. |
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| Beginners luck 🍀… if u use it now. Its gonna run out by time they grow up lol |
| I think HOOD is going to short squeeze |
| by the looks of it, all of them.. |
| yes |
| It did break out |
| Just say you’re pregnant and it’s workplace retaliation or some shit. |
| Brilliant |
| I don't believe you |
| It takes certain kind of talent to lose money in this market. |
| ASML earnings tomorrow |
| why is being gay banned in iran? how will i move there? |
| So the blockade is blockading the gulf in but letting Iran out? Nice |
| wsb believed every bot too |
| Navy kicked so much ass yet it's still unable to free up the strait lmoa. |
| Damn did you see my earlier post lmao |
| Yo isn’t it a bad thing if a company has to fire half of its employees |
| I'll blame this sub if we don't hit 700 tomorrow |
| Gonna stop gambling tomorrow |
| me too |
| ASML |
| 678 for spy on the weekly, a huge gap but not as crazy as QQQ |
| Gamestop |
| So, after exhaustive analysis (asking chat gpt) SPY will either go up, down or remain flat. That was genuinely the answer |
| There it is, fucking jinxed it. I was almost green on that bag |
| They just jiggle it a little bit |
| Dad? |
| I have changed strategies to buy weeklies calls, split profits into more weekly calls and 6 month puts. Markets are just behaving irrational but everything points to them coming down. |
| $BULL break $7 so I can run |
| why not 120 |
| VIX expiration tomorrow 😝 we go down!! |
| Well that's great ✨ |
| Lies |
| You'd think bears would have learned after last year.\n\nNah, stupid bears never learn lol. |
| I love TiT |
| thanks for the suggestion, I will definitely consider it. |
| It was supposed to be boots on the ground. Not bers |
| What stock will rise 2% tmrw? |
| Top signal identified 🤣🤣🤣 |
| if i may ask, whats the point of the middle man for the middle man? like i understand if the youtuber is focused on something specific, but if you are trading the S&P i dont see how having the delay helps. |
| Amen |
| It could also be bad decisions but I usually blame MMs when that happens to me.\n\n |
| Yes. Learned my lesson already. Fucking sell when oil gets higher, because it's bound to get lower as this market IS manipulated. |
| It never really was a war, just a one sided ass kicking by the USAF and Navy. \n\n\nBut boy those 🇮🇷🤖's REALLY want you to think theyre capable of doing anything lmao🤌 |
| What are you guys buying? I don't feel I've got anything to fomo into |
| lol, no |
| Always inverse that dude |
| It sure would be sad if citadel and the other big boys had to play like retail and had shitty entries. |
| Why did you stop |
| He’s only down like 13% based off his cost basis, he’s got a lot more left to lose |
| Nice |
| Looks to me like we already have |
| crazy mindset bro get some help. |
| No, you lack creativity. |
| Why don't you just buy a nice house\n\nYou will regret having to pay 10 employees to run your yacht |
| Holy shit you’re not kidding I had to look 😂 |
| This has to be what 1929 felt like. Gatsby baby |
| I'm going to be disappointed if we don't hit SPY 700 tomorrow |
| THEY ARE LAYING OFF PPL AT MY JOB THESE CALLS BETTA PRINT |
| what about SPY? |
| My 7 and 12 year old have been picking random tickers for me and I'm up 17% ytd. Can't lose in this regarded market |
| Lets goo |
| never better. |
| p sure he covered those PLTR and NVDA puts before ppl even learned about them from the 13f |
| was talking about DOW, you talking about SPY ig |
| why even own crypto scam coins when spy bounces around like a regard now |
| Amazon satellite network competing with starlink and asts |
| Well clearly something the rest of us didn’t because the blue chips aren’t up 50% on the year are they? |
| Bears definitely extinct! Wonder if we can save some to be held in the local zoo |
| Maybe they will finally turn a profit |
| somehow spy has gone from 630 to almost 700\nIn two weeks and ive managed to * lose money * |
| 🧸🐻->👀🐒📈📈📈 |
| did the Lord God Scrumpy reveal himself to you and tell you to buy calls |
| You good 31? |
| That Jesus pic and feuding with the pope might have actually made a dent.\n\nWho am I kidding, they’re all morons. |
| Ty 🥺🥺 |
| Sold 547 shares of it yesterday after waiting SOO long for it to do anything but go down… then bought puts this morning with the money. Now I’m down 63% |
| Va manger des grenouilles et des escargots, singe qui se rends |
| if bulls could downvote reality in front of their very own eyes they would |
| 100% my main play this year is imo we get another pullback nothing has changed macro environment. Get another fed meeting and they say no cuts and throws us down for a few days/week I am going balls deep in AMD. 10k in leaps 30k in shares target of 220 before earnings…. I’m out behind Wendy’s if you want to see the office |
| I’ve seen too many lukewarm lug-nuts BNPL DoorDash so I’m trading against you. |
| It's the true true. |
| This week in a nutshell:\n\n\nMoney Monday\n\n\nTACO Tuesday\n\n\nWinning Wednesday\n\n\nTriple it Thursday\n\n\nFuk bers Friday |
| Five years ago, I would’ve been doing lines over some chick’s butt after realizing $100K profit, now it’s just meh and numbness. Am I broken? |
| Honestly it might still find a way to go down. |
| Not all, and some are much worse than others. \n \nPelosi is on the worse side, but she's nowhere near the worst. The worst are probably Tommy Tuberville, Ro Khanna, Darrell Issa. \n \nFormer Senators Richard Burr and Kelly Loeffler would definitely be up there, too. |
| My feet are still stompin from back then\n\nThe crowd is jumpin because this market is pumpin though |
| Holy bear cope. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Extreme_Coast8002** bet **IREN** goes from **47.3** to **50.0** before **16-Apr-2026 04:49 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 3 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I only buy DoorDash on days I’m profitable. That way it’s like the fees don’t exist. |
| Why space stock go bad boom? |
| It wont be allowed to fall until the big boys can dump their spacex and openai bags on the apes here |
| I remember a few days ago the chart master guy on CNBC said META was going to the $400s lol. |
| !banbet IREN $50 2d |
| Just to get into worse trades quicker |
| That was a doctor! |
| way less than that, it's under 1% |
| |
| The trick is to use small amounts to try to make big gains, instead of big amounts to try and make bigger gains, since the strategy inevitably loses eventually. Most of my trading is with futures, then I skim off those to gamble on options. |
| Well yeah on its way to 710 it has to cross 705 |
| What did Bull do to you? |
| Fever dream for bers |
| !remindme 10 days |
| Burry is always right. Except when he's wrong. |
| Its gonna be like sports gambling legalized all over again |
| Near zero |
| and bit shit is not down, its 75k |
| Next stop $23MM!! |
| Remindme in 1 year |
| No but it sways their tether to BTC a bit just food for thought |
| Always has been. |
| I made a fart\n\nOops, it was a shart |
| I had 10 days to buy calls and I didn't do it because I had calls on 3/30 and got destroyed. Fuck my timing. |
| BULL back? |
| How do you take out a third mortgage? |
| So that's why I'm getting slaughtered |
| all chip stocks up, check soxl |
| can it work tomorrow again? |
| I chase fomo and hope for the best |
| Pls stock the tank |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/hopeles-mechanic-28 made a bet that SPY would go to 675.0 within **15 hours** when it was 686.401 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Good! I sold a third of my pltr calls so worst case scenario I make only a little\n\nSold my ILMN calls for 200% gains\n\nLost all my overnight spy puts\n\nI entered overnight amzn puts\n\nLet those print |
| I wonder how Burry's NVIDia puts are doing |
| Where tf is all this hopium coming from were still at war yet trading like we've won it |
| What platform? |
| I can see the attraction |
| just when everyone thinks iran has lost and we have won, and markets rally, i think we can only win when the murderous regime is dismantled, and that means we might have another US attack and hopefully this time 15-20% disastrous crash so i can buy in to the market cheap |
| More like half a percent |
| SPY to $705 tomorrow? |
| The MMs throw one in for wsb, just as a joke! |
| They absolutely do though. Iran is just gonna start blowing up infrastructure in the GCC nations again unless the US walks away entirely |
| And this is new news as of today? |
| Looks like you found your get rich quick scheme. QUICK, go get rich! |
| https://preview.redd.it/66k0tqvcx7vg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da484d61160a87f8573dfc93a924ced8b4d37ef0\n\n |
| NFLX 110 tomorrow |
| yolo SNAP\n\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2044151204997988634 |
| We are about to start a fresh new bull market |
| Jensen having dinner with Pope trump. |
| Option market makers need the price to go to $600 by Friday to cause max pain to call/put holders |
| 🫡 |
| Was a ber the last week… giving up and finally going long tomorrow…. market will collapse for sure |
| News was “ADBE is SAAS”…. Thats enough |
| 🖕BULL |
| SPX daily high = 6969.420 |
| Love the casual 50% markup on final cost on doordash orders. Fuck you mayne. Puts on dash |
| Let this be a lesson to you that just because a stock has seen a massive drop doesn't mean it's undervalued or that it's a buying opportunity. Sometimes it's just trash. |
| Was going to post about NKE calls earlier today but didn’t because it seemed kinda long-shot - But with the after-hours disclosure of the CEO & board buying millions of shares, maybe not so much… |
| Like who |
| It all depends in what direction the administration wants to make money with the trades they load before the news comes out. |
| My Roth IRA is smaller so I bought the dip in March and am up 10% ytd, my big account I took profits in at the top this year and held SGOV through the dip out of fear and now the market is back to all time high. Just buy the fucking the dip ALWAYS |
| VIX 18+ "0 fear" |
| Are ADBE puts just free money? |
| U r the one who bought ADBE. So i guess u r the looser here not $ADBE |
| Lost money on tesla calls in the past, tesla puts surely get me something |
| Believe it or not they’re pulling in crazy $ from prediction markets |
| Nvidia chart going vertical up 4% today why? |
| Are the mods done being gay and mass removing funny ass memes? |
| Honestly calls print harder than puts |
| What are chances peace deal gets announced and we rugged anyway |
| Depressionmaxxing |
| Yep, made some quick money though |
| ADBE don’t need no news to be dumped |
| I feel chronically online for getting the reference |
| Not to rain on your green candle parade, but I think every stock pumped today because oil prices were dropping and expectation war was ending soon, not because of your brilliantly regarded DD, congrats anyway!!! |
| So why is Hood pumping with BTC down? |
| Genuinely feels like Trump could announce hes bombing Europe and we'd pop +5% on SPY |
| f'n bs |
| Hey /u/cashflow_ 👋 |
| \#song request FREEEEEEBIRDDDDDDDDDDDDD\n\nI’ve never actually heard the song |
| Oil will be 90 tomorrow. Don't ask me how I know |
| This was a chance to get in |
| It's wild that we are just -3% from ATH |
| We're still not convinced.. |
| Never said it does, just pointing it out. Weekly max pain is around $600 for QQQ |
| Theta guys must be getting absolutely flabbergasted\n |
| Gloo Bols eating good. |
| Those materialistic items can’t make you happy. But they sure as hell feel good! |
| are the bers okay? are bears even a thing or is it a myth? I think bers might be the myth bulls use to tell themselves they're better than someone |
| All accounts combined. But margin leverage was in Non-Reg account with Margin borrowed against TFSA. |
| bearbullpig |
| remind me when its over a billion |
| Asts 🚀 |
| Care to elaborate? |
| We should be at at least 705 by now what's the deal |
| realize this week: SPRING BREAK.\n\nSure miss those MTV SB parties. |
| Why buy the dip when you can full port 0dte calls, sweat out a $2 move and ur good |
| Wendy's will have to slow hiring or raise prices, or find an alternative (WSB users?) |
| Better than relishing in economic downturns and then curl up and die the second something good happens in the market |
| they'd be a decade behind because a good portion of the engineering talent needed to set something like that up is already gobbled up by the existing players in the space. verizon could start a space program tomorrow and they'd be at LEAST a decade from putting anything in space |
| When is that expected to happen? |
| did you buy all that on t212 in one go? |
| Gaps don't have to be filled... |
| Lol up 3000% since 2024, but yah, their time will come |
| Man, wild - 10 trading days ago SPY 629.29. |
| $135 calls for USO for Friday are basically free now.\n\nNo chance those could print money. |
| Puts gonna print so hard soon |
| Well then… U r about to learn a lesson\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ca8i84dpw7vg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb002bbc815678b70b300aa4955136a48625d61 |
| Same here, rotten AAPL |
| Where do I lose money at |
| Well done, you are truly a 🌈🐻, mods please crown this regard with the 🌈👑 |
| https://preview.redd.it/j58n2e7rw7vg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=387e87eb4bd7e6a89daab969105985fc4249e4ef |
| AND THE DATE of the post is October 2026 fake ai or photoshopped bullshit |
| Dumbfuck |
| Smart move. Less downside. Although less upside depending on what you're trading 🙁 |
| Fard and shidded |
| 2X leveraged ASTS and LUNR and ONDS blew my account today. |
| Max pain gap on QQQ is the largest since 2008, should be statistically nearly impossible but it's there |
| The market cannot price in what it doesn't understand. |
| What was the news on adbe that crashed it mid day? |
| Look at this Adam Smith here all figured out |
| Moves tomorrow? Spam calls at open as we blow the top off 700. |
| noyt a singel pullback in sight.. this is mad |
| Do these people know about cash accounts? |
| Jesus dude its a joke |
| That's a sure sign you're ghey |
| DD got downvoted, calls got printed.. Reddit’s wrong again, diamond hands rig |
| Bears gonna be happy tmr lol |
| This run brought to you by low volume |
| I have a whole calendar of days where less than $10k would have turned into $1M by close, like March 9 of this year. |
| Bers had air for dinner.. |
| 5% of the population own 90% of the market. \n\n1. for that 5% it's normal business of pumps and dumps\n2. for retail (5%) it's just greedy boomers holding on to their 401k, Roths, Real Estate, Collectables, Pensions.\n3. the rest of us (5%), just a slow bleed out. |
| Dry fire tomorrow, cross your fingers for the full thing Friday! |
| Its my great honor to endorse deez nutz |
| idfk im paying the same high price at the gas pump |
| THE DREAM IS A DROP TO SPY660 IN 1 DAY SO WE CAN RELOAD CALLS. \n\n🙏 |
| Watch YouTubers who are watching and taking about the news on stocks. That way you don't have to do anything. |
| What DD are you talking about? |
| HODL |
| Dang thats a big port on Wealthsimple! TFSA? |
| I usually inverse whatever people on this sub are saying, works most of the time |
| It appears the U.S. does not need to negotiate with Iran at all. Probably time to go long… 😅 |
| I usually like when a bullcock is in inside me, but BULL has nonstop cucked for me MONTHS. I sold yesterday, and bought puts today because it’s been DOWN FOR MONTHS. WTF |
| >so far |
| Discipline over greed separates traders who last from those who do |
| I just woke up with a lot more money tf happened today |
| got smoked on my covered calls last week and didn't learn my lesson |
| 10% luck\n20% skill |
| My story, considering half of my assets is mu 😂😫\nThanks to ASTS |
| >WHITE HOUSE: 103 EMPTY VESSELS EN ROUTE TO US PORTS TO LOAD OIL - CBS\n\n"I don't get it. Why are they confessing?" \n\n"They're not confessing." "They're bragging." |
| What am I if I want it to go heavily down to buy the dip, but fear it crashing and being screwed, but I'm bored when it's green, but I'm smug about seeing my portfolio increasing? Is it manbearbull |
| I bought the $FIG dip gonna buy a yacht when it reaches the moon in 2.5yrs |
| Hm, this insane run probably last until the Iran talks? Then it's either we moon more, or we crash, but then moon again due to tech earnings? |
| I'm not sure why everyone is assuming pattern day trade rules being wiped will make people lose money faster lol. \n\nIf anything it helps a ton. Most of the money lost in small accounts is by retards who decide to hold their shitty positions since they don't want to get a ding on their limit. Very large W. |
| Look inside the White House first. She certainly does not make the most. Not even close. |
| that will dump hard later .always does |
| No it’s not priced in |
| Boobs |
| “War” |
| serious question do most of yall just check the sub for news? i got bloomberg idiots playing in the background not because i enjoy listening to their stupid ass opinions but because their job is deliver breaking news that affects the market |
| Consolidation |
| I really do love women |
| All that matters is liquidity and if money supply go up or down. |