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| Bears killed my family. Revenge has been slow and steady. |
| Online gambling |
| Was up on the day, then in the last 60 seconds I ended up down 2k. Whoever bought the 6905C’s from me, FU. |
| Could’ve been rich… |
| One bad trade happens the dude starts revenge trading loses all. |
| MMs took all my beer money |
| spy -5% on monday, wsb is too bullish |
| Went into the day holding 12 682cs at $2.70 basis\n\n\nDoubled down at open\n\n\nSold on the pump to 684 for about breakeven\n\n\nMade like 5 more trades and got smoked on them all\n\n\nFuck me man. |
| Sold my nvda calls before close, buying back cheaper at Monday 🤌 |
| What convinced u? |
| Some of yall with 6 months old accounts and 10k+ comments spend way too much time here 😂 |
| i made some money from trading, bought a car and that was it rlly |
| https://www.pizzint.watch/\n\nWe're at DOUGHCON 4 |
| Are we there yet? |
| Great week. Sad the casino is closed. \n\nHave a great weekend. Do not believe what anyone says cause no one knows anything. |
| Just happily scalping options all morning then $RKLB fucked me lol.\n\nThought it would drop to $2 and it never did. 😡\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/opjom14iwpkg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfdc7521234892784fc37cba1098a4848d4b81a2 |
| How old are you? |
| A wholesome, non-derogatory comment? In my WSB?? |
| you’ve got it the wrong way bub, iran war would decrease the dollar and increase equities commods. the taco here would bring SPY down |
| this must be a troll post |
| at least this isn't a 3-day market weekend |
| Better question - can the current tariffs even be removed? Are they immediately removed?\n\nAlso where the F are we going to get the money to pay even some of the tax cuts they passed. \n\nIt’s going to be 4-5 more years minimum in the best case. Thats going to be a trillion dollars in unpaid spending. |
| HOOD $76.08 last weekend and today same price great |
| Clearly it's time to put it all into /r/dividends . |
| I hope your wrong because my dumbass forgot to sell calls today.\n\nbut I think you're right... |
| Only go up |
| Believe it or not, tariff. |
| My asshole smells\n\nMusky and rich\n\nLike a man’s asshole should smell |
| Bitcoin is the only legit Cryptocurrency. The rest is bullshit with CEOs, IPOs and Fuckos. |
| Grab em by the Section-122 of the Trade Act of 1974 |
| Back at 690 huh. |
| OMG!!! |
| Stop gambling. HODL assets. |
| Why are you NOT looking at the chart while shitting? |
| If this is what winning feels like I sure as fuck don’t wanna know what losing feels like |
| Why so hurt and upset. Aren't you a megabull and agree with me anyway? |
| Grok says there's only a 5-15% chance of a strike on Iran this weekend. I told it to fuck off |
| Thanks! People are so nice around here |
| Nothing to marinate on. It's likely whatever country you're from has already negotiated some level of a trade agreement factoring in the tariffs, however imposed:\n\nhttps://www.strtrade.com/trade-news-resources/tariff-actions-resources/trump-trade-agreements |
| Weekend is here, cock out and time to party |
| That's a huge move from here |
| Kevin O’Leary looking like he’s about to cry on CNN because he doesn’t know how to deal with the tarif mess he supported.\n\nAbsolute cinema. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/no_sporks made a bet that TSLA would go to 490.0 within **1 month** when it was 445.124 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Spy $700 next week when no war |
| That’s a nice rug you got there 🫵 |
| Hopefully you hedged with some calls too? Right? Right? |
| Lol… just do the opposite of what you think you should do |
| make sure to save enough money so you can afford the gas to drive to wendys |
| Come Monday afternoon we’ll be down, my dad works at comex he told me so |
| Cope |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/33NoBody33** bet **SLV** goes from **76.31** to **74.02** before **23-Feb-2026 04:26 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 5 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I don't use stops... now u dont either |
| !banbet SLV -3% 3d |
| A reporter TWICE tried to ask about the checks and he said "I DIDNT CALL ON YOU" the second time.\n\nSo, uh, no. |
| Ber getting desperate and hurting. \n\nNew ATHs must be soon. |
| I went today -2k to +$400 to -$800, should have stopped ffs, I'm gonna be taking some medicine too (it's a bong) |
| That’s what got me. There are so many good companies out there |
| Fuck the market when the spin come ups 🍋🍋🍒 |
| Retarded |
| why would u take anything wsb says into consideration? new to trading already want a -99% port? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/BeginnersDuck777 made a bet that SPY would go to 650.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 685.901 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Spy 750 is not a meme |
| 678 Monday. I'll be banned and either broke or rich, full porting 0dte puts |
| Seems legalish. Ugh |
| I think you’ve done enough. |
| You should have went the other way on the trade selling the 7.5 puts yesterday and today you could have taken in 10k selling 100 puts for the same date |
| Ayatollah on Friday Ayatowas on Sunday |
| To be honest, I make more w puts |
| Celieve it or not, balls? |
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| Check Op’s history. One would think that his comments in r/bankruptcy should have been the clue.. |
| YTD Nvidia is up 1.78% wow come on dawg just break out already you dirty whore |
| 😭 |
| I forgot to sell my SLV call while taking a shit, there's no chance it doesn't tank on monday is there? |
| Yeah see i understand and agree i just think that market is only going to move the allowed move based on the dealers book. I know max pain isn’t a real strategy it just seems that a lot of folks here get confused when they see earnings beat but no up, or reports bad but no down w/e. The corp ceos can be ousted but those oligarchs (mostly) have share voting power to plan for longer instead of by quarter which is why they were invited to the oligarchs table. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/juventinn1897 made a bet that BKSY would go to 30.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 25.4 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Best swing trader stock! |
| Ok seriously though, I’m new to trading but I’m caught up with the news yada yada. Is Monday gonna be green or should I sell my +30% nflx calls as soon as the market opens?\nI’m still trying to figure out how most of yall are confident that there will be a rally, when I see potus adding more tariffs, and a real chance of war breakout! Also, someone please help me understand how it’s bear time this week? I know a lot of earning reports will be out but usually most of em are good |
| wrong ber. |
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| So the market is going to tank tomorrow? |
| To the world? The only people paying those tarifs are Americans. The rest if the world pays nothing! |
| I mean not these calls, you wouldn't know it from this screenshot but the market is green. |
| Stocks I want to hit tree fiddy yah gawd damn Loch Ness Monsta\n\nNvidia\n\nReddit |
| What day. Time for Iran now? Or maybe next Friday since the Olympics are going on? |
| You’re totally forgetting the entire oil market prices will spike specially if Iran tries to shut down the straight of vermouth. That will boost prices from refineries to the pump !! Defense stocks are already trading at all time highs a crypto ??? Stick to moping floors you’re prob better at that ! |
| Im glad no matter what we vote for it's just a bigger turd sandwich\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/4cwqilyuvpkg1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf5fa826ea5fe1efd5a2eca13548fa9c152ad59c\n\n |
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| The admin just asked the AI to give him a lightsaber, ChatGPT implicitly chose red for him. \n\nThis was tweeted out back before the LLMs were that good at customization. When I tested it out with ChatGPT it would always give Trump a red lightsaber. |
| Alright imaginary numbers man. Hope it gets better |
| Taking a play from Putin, wait for Olympics to end |
| would concur. the French will absolutely make fun of you left and right for attempting to use their tongue in France and Spaniards will buy you a beer if you can greet them in Spanish |
| Yea, put this back in your checking account and consider getting help for your gambling addiction. |
| The bigliest tarriffs |
| he doesn't care about either and his arab allies also don't care (the populace does) |
| green week just as predicted but 🔜🌈🐻 |
| You dumb shits are so fucked. |
| If you just put that 100k into an etf you might have had a mil in around 15 years if you kept adding to it. Maybe in less time. You coulda made 500-600 dollars today alone on the market's move up. Imagine averaging between 1000-3000 a week in this bull market, man. Thats gotta be a bigger win than you've mostly ever have had. And you dont have to time the market and talk about "man I was just early!" Bullshit.\n\nDisable options. Take a break for like a year or two. Rebuild, and dollar cost average into an s&p 500 related etf. Its not wrong to not want to struggle. Its absolutely fucked to get greedy and wish for quick gains and consume yourself with addiction and false hope. I was there once, and let me be honest, small gains and losses are way better. |
| Terrible picks. Stop using options. You’re not him little bro. |
| Yet people wonder how he managed to bankrupt himself so many times.....\n\nHe's dumber than a cardboard box filled with wet hair. |
| Bad news all around but it is good for tech. REBOUND. |
| Yes because he gives a fuck. You can tell he does because the way that he is. |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 310.0 before 07-Mar-2026 03:38 PM -05 |
| Happy Friday. See y'all Sunday night for perfectly flat futes |
| !banbet |
| Why do bears always fight the bulls\n\nWhy do the bulls always fight the bears\n\n\nWe should stand united against premature ejaculation |
| hope he holds at least $80m worth of 695C as well. Right?... RIGHT??? |
| Yea but you obviously don't. |
| Yeah but I read his comments as being a 10% on everyone, plus he’ll pursue reinstating all the same tariffs through other means. |
| Turn the mud huts to glass this weekend |
| Guys, important reminder: no crying in the casino. |
| I was up 30k this morning and now down 50k man |
| Yeah down |
| Imagine still being a ber knowing the market is rigged 🫵🤡 |
| How about tariffs on voting? |
| SNDK go brrrrrrrrrrr |
| Take that $160 and buy yourself a nice meal. Better than giving it to someone else. |
| Just two more weeks bro, just two more weeks on these options |
| Stop worrying about getting the absolute tippy top. Set an ideal price to take profit and stick to it; just basic investing discipline really. "What if" thoughts are just noise, take profit and move onto the next |
| Ban bet you puss |
| https://preview.redd.it/d99phchjvpkg1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4913fbdb51ad32851b0fd8f25c7bd89deb997351\n\n |
| 🥭 thinks Iran is a product made by Tim Apple |
| Sorry Chat Gross Product Testing (GPT) wrote that article |
| They got medicine 3.0 product, manufacturing, market distributors, Saudi, EU FDA approvals + Insider %, Short volume, Option Chain. $9+ call expiring next month (which is the earliest DTE) upward pressure will be hard to suppress with weeklies. $15 call is a degen move but I am also hyped |
| I held puts over the weekend, so it's not a plan, its a certainty. They don't let me win at the casino |
| Aliens |
| Wowwwee lots of you seem to like the little vulva like JPM and MS ceos! Not to mention king kidie diddler 🥭Every dollar you bank is more money for there networks. |
| I said it was 8% based on 3Q and 4Q is still high.\n\nAnd it is wrong doofus.\n\nhttps://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1r9tj1h/daily_discussion_thread_for_february_20_2026/o6hdjrf/\n\nAnyways in a few months I'll laugh at your pathetic ass. Assuming you haven't already been banned. |
| 2% day Monday. |
| I sold out on my GLD calls just before close. \n\nI honestly think Trump would be stupid to bomb Iran this weekend. It's Ramadan and the Olympics ends on Sunday. If he bombed Iran during Ramadan it would piss off his new Arab allies on the BOP (Bored of Piece) because it would be 'disrespectful' to quote my significant other. |
| Shoulda pulled out a month ago! |
| I only buy calls on companies who have a CEO with hair (fuck Nadella) |
| Not worth it. I mean, 5M market cap? WTF dude. |
| Yesterday, some retard opened $40m worth of 690P expiring next Friday. \n\nStill hasn't closed it. \n\nBarron doing some funky shit. lol. |
| Smart people don’t like him. \n\nMakes sense why crypto people do \n |
| Buy MSFT and hold. Thank me later |
| Either way I will see you at Wendy's Tuesday morning 🤝 |
| Of course it is, every company in America just had their cost of imports dropped at least 20% and will be getting billions back in cash refunds. Most predictable market response ever. |
| yep. Calls and shares |
| Ain't no more tariffs on the good ole United States of Merica. Hot damn that's what I'm talking about baby 🇺🇸🤠 |
| Garfield |
| I mean what just happened I’m so confused |
| Been trading well and today it turned. Gotta take my medicine this weekend. 😩 |
| Tariffs cancelled. SPY +0.72%. Most tariffs cancellation has been priced in.\n\nJust kidding. SPY +5% next week after Iran war taco. |
| Zeta seems way oversold. It doesn't make sense compared to bzre and dv, their p/e is significantly lower.\n\nI know it got spanked during the software apocalypse but it looks it can jump big time if they beat earnings. |
| I’m a bull and still losing money |
| And SPY draws a perfect rising wedge into close... |
| 2 shares of ASTS and chill |
| Suing the Supreme Court for $10 billion |
| I know Spanish. I m learning French so I can pretend to be better than everyone |
| Try TSLA next time.\n\nEdit: wait you are down $600 and crying? You could literally make that back working at Wendy’s. |
| WSB and Reddit so funny when they lose their chet over 🥭lmao |
| that's a concept of a plan |
| Any other stock -9% would be newsworthy. But for NBIS, it’s just called a Friday. |
| 10 minutes until market close and the fun really starts. |
| 67 .. 0 |
| Suck my dick bears |
| -1 million jobs just disappeared into the void with zero mention |
| 160$.... That's a lot of Wendy's. |
| mad lad |
| Glad to see your loss is only $700 though. |
| He died doing what he loved.... sucking kek |
| Calls on project bluebeam! |
| I shaved my balls today, cuz if I'm gonna die in nuclear heat death, I wanna at least die with nice smooth balls. I'll die looking like that guy in Pompeii. He was probably cupping his clean-shaven balls one last time. \n\n^(patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish...) |
| Pressed the new Copilot button accidentally while trading MSFT, I totally get it my fellow regard. |
| I’m bored now |
| Imagine electing Donald Trump as president 😂 |
| 😂 |
| Love how they pump and dumped weed stocks again 👍 |
| Damn, good luck |
| Please hold shares |
| I would think even bols happy about today can admit this was totally fixed to wait for the tariff decision for today. We would have cliff dived off the GDP numbers otherwise, and if we got the decision like a month and half ago when the market looked much better we would have been up like twice this amount or more. \n\nYou can even pretty much see when the money started flowing in when the Street got the decision leaked. |
| Get rdy your puts for upcoming weeks !! 🥭🥭🥭🥭🥭 will make a move ! 💯💯💯 |
| https://preview.redd.it/xab6o8c2vpkg1.png?width=1016&format=png&auto=webp&s=87ad73547cb949dcbd2ad7113ad3d70feb9ed275 |
| I remember the posts here about… generational buy opportunity, all the way down to here. I would say $380 is a good buy in but it may just be dead money for a while. |
| ^ feels like it’s only being bought to soak up the theta monies |
| My man. Gambled on volatility going up myself |
| RIP Joe Rogan |
| RIME: Easy short, easy $. Why? I researched their company, read their recent report that caused panic selling in logistics companies (possibly driven by CTAs triggering off keywords). RIME was a karaoke company rebranded as an AI logistics company. Stock 5x in one day (after hours). Today it's down 20% with no volume. It's $2.11 now. I expect it to sink next week another $1. New car money for the taking. |
| fyi: mainland chyna markets back in session on **Tuesday, February 24, 2026** \- while Hong Kong markets opened back up today |
| Beats me. For all I know we will be at war by Monday so could be equally green? |
| Good moves. Think I’m gonna go raw dog the gym right now. No one around me is working, it seems. |
| ☠️ |
| 1.5k here and this dumbass market aint helping i used to have 30k |
| Why are you quoting laws as if they matter to a criminal? \n\nThe Supreme Court ruled the tariffs as illegal earlier today, then he issued a 10% tariff increase to *all* countries in response (obviously without being approved by Congress).\n\nYou think he cares or even knows what Section 122 has to say about tariffs? |
| Is AI making every software company go bankrupt? |
| Holding $700c over the weekend. Real shit. |
| He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing. |
| My lotto tickets got theta cucked too |
| Serious question how does a full time DoorDash drive come up on 140k? Am I seriously underestimating the ROI on dashing? |
| The French stink bro. Spanish a better option, senior |
| I'm glad I refreshed before replying, cause I was like bruh, proofread your comment lmfao. 🤣 |
| Well you’re putting your money in many different baskets and hoping one sticks. This is not trading |
| calls it is |
| https://preview.redd.it/wmevd8nuupkg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a9b3d484229fe9930596c9accfe7a7bdd5fba1 |
| Even the imperial empire wouldn't do TS. Mostly because they take |
| I have 440 calls expiring next Friday.. currently down 2500 dollars |
| OPEN went to the toilet today |
| this reminds me of how car taxes work in Turkey.\n\nYou first add special vehicle tax (90%~220%)\nThen you calculate Vat with s.tax added price. (20%)\n\nSo basically you pay tax for the tax you are paying. |
| Gamble 160 |
| So the absolute logical thing to do is to full port puts for next week at least until Wednesday. More tariffs, possible WW3, slowing economy.\n\nTherefore, you buy calls\n\nThat's how you roll in this market, it's that simple. Keep some notes |
| I think it's going to go up on Thursday and then sell off Friday. I don't see it going down on Wednesday after hours. |
| That would be tarrific |
| Yeah, they have no problem with poly market and fucking betting apps. It’s a joke. |
| This CNN article says this is the first emergency request SCOTUS has denied. About time he was told no from an adult. I guess the check didn't clear for Roberts. |
| Hopefully good otherwise I’ll be reporting for my Wendy’s shift |
| Nutlick looking neutered since his Epstein emails dropped. Howard Neuticels doesnt have the same ring to it |
| I bought a lot this week |
| What a wild day. S&P 500 up .69% to top it off. Get it? 69? LOL |
| of course this means i'm down fucking 11% |
| My bro |
| Raw dogginng life rn. No drinking or smoking. Also learning French. Have to switch it up once in a while |
| Momentum and I’m a regard |
| Think bulls and bears can both agree this market is a scam 😂 |
| Much more muted pump than i was expecting. |
| March calls bruh |
| Yeah my bro CWE! |
| Monday red? |
| MSFT eating glue like the kid on the playground munching on RoseArt crayons |
| New deal with a hyperscaler will send it over $20 |
| The only sensible answer here, holy chet. People in here have so much tds that they can’t even open a book and read, instead relying on headlines to make emotional claims.\n\nIf FDR was able to change the entire face of a republic from what it had been before, Trump can do the same. It just takes time, whether good or bad. |
| Like COIN |
| its so much easier to just buy gold but I keep buying random stupid shit. |
| NEARLY, do you understand the meaning of the word NEARLY?\n\nSame as your PUTS, they nearly printed. You still lost money but they nearly printed. |
| Everyone did. Always inverse everyone. It was too obvious so calls was the play. |
| gap up Monday to destroy weekend put holders and then dump |
| Held some MU 415c overnight. Quite the nice surprise at open. Sold em and bought a handful of spy 685’s and rode em to Valhalla\nRegards were missing the fact uncertainty was tamped down. They said it would drop when mango took the mic, so I knew my calls would print |
| Start over dca make smarter moved and snow ball to a mill or 2 in a couple years |
| **I M P E A C H** |
| I'm going all-in |
| So puts or calls?\n\n |
| Too many tariffs? Tariffs.\n\nToo little tariffs? Tariffs.\n\nSCOTUS strikes down tariffs? Believe it or not, tariffs. Right away. |
| Appreciate it brutha. Glad you got out alive lol. |
| This is what happens when a regard isn’t confined to this sub but gets a chance to roam free. Someone should catch him and put him in here with us! I’d even welcome Pedo Don if it meant this shit would finally end |
| Everyone's so tense after today even the good natured ribbing is getting some people testy. So I just hope you all have a good weekend. 🙂 |
| I have no idea how to do the math, but how much has this tariff bullshit cost in terms of waste of time by everyone in office & the postal system & border control & the courts when they keep getting knocked down?\n\nSeems like if the actual goal was increasing manufacturing locally - you could invest in the country by big federal projects for power infrastructure etc. |
| And the market didn’t care |
| it feels like it has been at every moment lol. When this AI bubble pops it is going to be even more nuts. |
| Our 5th WWIII this year! |
| Fucked up to think about how I'll be lucky if I'm making $85k this year. |
| Bro speculates the US economy will fall and also asks where US money comes from in one breath |
| Shorted Carvana at 331 \n\nLFG |
| Mango has palpatine machiavellianism but RFK has palpatine voice |
| There's many different odds at play, it's not just two sides. Bull vs bear, oligarch vs corporatists, 🌽 vs equities, metals vs bonds, bonds vs equities, banks vs fed rates & balance sheet.. any day any time any of them can come into play, and today's theme was dropped at 10am and market just ran with it |
| bulls seen exchanging their $5k gains for 10 british pounds |
| Holding puts over the weekend hoping the fat orange retard makes a crater out of the whole Middle East |
| What do you think earning will look like? |
| How so? Congress hasn't approved any of the tariffs thus far. Assuming our electorate is at least smart enough to give Dems the House, how does that change the fact that he keeps illegally issuing tariffs without congressional approval? We won't get the numbers to impeach. |
| For the love of god, don’t buy options. Don’t use margin. Slowly accumulate good assets, forever. |
| I’m up 5% this year. Crushing B&H. Like, subscribe and AMA. \n\nI was up 40% but that’s not important. |
| Short USD now? |
| MSFT officially closing the week with the most oversold/lowest weekly RSI reading since 2006. The worst it's been including an entire market crash, crippling recession, 10% inflation, 115 DXY, and negative earnings growth while the business is still growing. |
| Alien invasion bullish for space stocks? |
| kinda feel like this was their plan all along. It makes sense in a very evil way. Now corporations can get paid from our tax dollars to cover the extra costs we already had to pay for stuff. Corporations get to double dip on our dime again. Like always. |
| Me, I literally sold my spy calls today for a 30% loss, if I had only held LITERALLY 20 minutes more. \nAlready down 2.3k out of my 4k savings. \nI’m calling it quits now forsure. |
| CIFR earnings next week |
| Probably too late to full port spx puts |
| I mostly do the exact same but way overspent this week. Down like 7k lmao. It’s easy to creep your spending up. |
| Spy F’D me because i was thinking the market would tank on the tariff news. Major regard I am |
| uncle rukus |
| Bulls wining today |
| aren't companies incentivized to not comply with the new tariffs and let the Govt take them to court for non compliance now that a Supreme Court ruling exists backing the fact that the President cannot levy tariffs? like... pay illegal tariffs? literally make me. |
| Nothing like investing in high-beta during a period of seasonal weakness \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6xxymnmdupkg1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=77acc3a94afcc004a2d82dff528b2706b0c4b3b7\n\n |
| How do we feel about monday? I have an open position cfd on volatility going up and i am down 500. Should i close and get the loss or risk it for a red monday? |
| This was always the plan. Guess who gets a cut 🥭 |
| no one here can afford it - hence no responses |
| Didn't members of the administration make a bet against the tariffs by buying off tariff debt expecting them to be made illegal?\n\nThis is great fucking news to them either way. They just made a pretty penny. |
| Congress? What's that? |
| Weekend holds are where the $ is |
| Most zoos offer godparent programs where you can be the godparent of a specific animal. By donating you'd pay for his food and eventually replacement stuffed toys. That zoo where Punch is might. |
| You bum |
| Yes |
| Clarence Thomas is the type of guy to call MLK an enemy of America |
| I also bought the dip, but I bought it a bit too early. 200 shares at around 180 per share |
| A lot of people are implying it but few are actually saying it. You need to \n \n1. Get help, you have a gambling addiction and should never consider running your portfolio ever again.\n\n \n2. If you are ever going to invest in the future put it into a mutual fund or a 401K by reputable companies. \n\n3. I don't know if you have a business degree or any kind of formal business education or training time on a bloomberg terminal but where ever you are getting your information STOP. There is a difference between making a bet on wall street and prostrating yourself to wall street. |
| Save it |
| 685 or 695 on Monday? |
| Keep grinding. You got this! |
| I agree, but who the hell is calling people with Down’s Syndrome that word? They are happy, loved, productive members of society. He is none of those things. The word evolved. We must separate the current word from the past word. |
| Looks like your going to be delivering food for a lot longer than youd like. |
| Why arent my stocks going back up then! Im so sick of winning. |
| Data center stocks getting obliterated because of an article on coreweave is fun. IREN and CIFR just need to announce their next deals so this bullshit can stop. |
| They just let you do it |
| Great now an obese soldier is gonna die on the crapper in Iran on Saturday and the market is gonna tank |
| Tariffs are illegal\n\n*port gets tariffed anyway* |
| The Court's ruling applies only to tariffs imposed under IEEPA.\nThe decision does NOT invalidate tariffs imposed under other statutes (e.g., Section 232 or Section 301). It holds only that IEEPA does not authorize the President to impose tariffs. |
| high of 690.00 |
| Anthropic released a tool that finds and fixes security vulnerabilities. I bought the dip so I'm hoping it's an overreaction! |
| general sales taxes are regressive except in specific circumstances, and our *heavily* financialized, rent-seeking, and investment focused economy is not that circumstance.\n\n> luxury spending... income with a ton of little exemptions carved out\n\nwhich in order to target luxury spending and make a sales tax progressive you have to... carve out a shitload of exemptions and specifics. Even then, because you'll need relatively much higher taxes on "luxury" spending (compared to income generally) the actual effect will be to make anything above basic goods even MORE of a status symbol/class exclusive privilege, reinforcing the perceived income divide.\n\n \n\nMoreover most of the major exemptions and complexities of our tax code *already benefit the wealthy anyways.* the basic marginal tax brackets and deductions are very simple, with some *relatively* minor tweaks for some specific low income brackets and certainly not rising to the level of a monstrosity "just to make it tenable." There's a reason virtually everyone uses it.\n\n \n\nTariff funding the modern economy in any sense is idiotic, and your post, while cloaked in some reasonable sounding language, only serves to reinforce how much the narrative against income tax isn't driven by any actual good policy but just contrarianism.\n\n \n\nOur economy has MAJOR problems, don't get me wrong, even our tax has some major problems specifically. But it's absolutely not because we need to do away with income tax and not by replacing it with sales tax, unless your goal is to further punish the lower and middle classes further (which tbf is the goal of the highest income brackets right now) |
| lol it’s not the market’s fault your picks are shit |
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| > even though shit got worse for Palestine?\n\nActually there was a ceasefire pretty quickly under Trump, Israel violates it frequently and shit is still bad in Gaza but it is unarguably much better than when the genocide was in full flow. |
| Can’t park there, bro! |
| Bers, find me at the capitol grill and I'll buy you a conciliatory bowl of porridge.... |
| What law is it against you fucking retard? |
| SLV rug pull when? |
| Also his wife served him the papers during that time |
| don't worry they're putting images in notepad, it'll turn this ship around |
| Let's see your portfolio. Mine is up 60% i. The last 4 months |
| It's not. \n\nIt would be funny if it was a TV show about a whiny low IQ toddler being president. It's not funny when it's real life. |
| Its below where it was Feb 11... |
| Should of held those Apple calls longer instead of 1000% gain only made 300% only bought them as a hedge which worked out |
| stop the count wtf |
| Revenge of the bears |
| Yeah bro not worth it |
| All these gains will be gone within 5 mins of Mondays open. lol |
| Why? |
| 2k to 10k since YTD. All I need is a 660% return on that 10k to breakeven 🔥 |
| okay market is closed did they invade iran yet? |
| So we just blew up our trade agreements for what exactly? |
| Good luck to all you regards holding through the weekend |
| It’s juh a fake dip dawg |
| What a stock this is my sister made some serious coin on this baby someone recommended this stock like a year or 2 ago it was just 2 bucks recently |
| there it is, the complete inverse portfolio of mine |
| That’s good because I’m piss poor right now. I don’t have any piss left to cook in my microwave. |
| Preferable to death I suppose. |
| Yea. Easy money today. Homie is salty |
| I mean, give blackjack a chance |
| Opened a short on NQ at 25080. See you boys and girls Sunday at 1800 EST. |
| yeah, your mom really should've told me ahead of time. fortunately bulls can afford antibiotics |
| I always thought about eating a video card as well hold on to your butts gents Nvidia can crash the market or lift it to new ATH |
| My partner just let my customer walk because he’s too fuckin scared to ask management to see if we can pay more money for a car \n\nCalled my boss, he said make it happen, customer said they’re not coming back \n\nLike dude ??? Get lost |
| Lifestyles of the rich and the famous they're always evading, evading taxes. If kiddies are such a problem, we'll buy an island, so we can fondle. |
| Sorry man, you will bounce back. I took a hell of a ride on QQQ puts definitely shortened my life but got out alive. |
| all in MU, its the way |
| Classic, I did the same shit in 2021 |
| somebodies angy 🤣🫵 |
| you can buy the rights to tariff refunds? how deep do the derivatives go wtf |
| Sounds fun |
| #In addition to cancelling tariffs, supreme court also decided that America needs to apologize to Canada \n\n#LMAO🤌 |
| he saying spy is chilling and he is right |
| My predictions were also never wrong - but i learned about myself that i am greedy and hold for two long. In college i turned $1500 into $6000 in two weeks, sold, spent on random stuff. \n\nThen I took $22,000, turned it into $96,000, held because i wanted to hit 100k, and eventually sold for $8,000. Now i just sit around with everything in mutual funds like a loser |
| you could chill bruh, real bears buy gold and we're up 2.38% today cause the market is fake and ghey |
| it just might |
| Ok child fucker. |
| Can I get those fries in a bag? Please. Thanks. |
| Gambling on some puts over the weekend. Likelihood that orange man says something stupid and goes into Iran blasting over the weekend is high.\n\nSomehow bulls will be the winner when that happens. |
| I just want corn to die |
| And it’s only for 10%! |
| TSLA ended red and SPY is green. The world is healing |
| #Wen tariff refund stimmy checks? LMAO🤌🗽🦅 |
| 800 is one good 0D away from breaking even all time |
| These fuckers are panicking 😂 |
| Tell me you watching too much Fallout lately without telling me |
| I went from $81k to $3.81. We are not the same |
| Guys, if we increase tarriffs by the inflation amount then we can combat inflation that way!\n\n-Orange Man (maybe) |
| Mango gotta be top 10 readers of all time |
| What should you do? Cash out and go buy a lap dance and a blowie. |
| Run by a pedo too |
| Liberation day part 2 |
| I hardly need to imagine; more gold and corn |
| Wow |
| Double down and don’t hit anything over 17? |
| Ok now we can dump futures. Thanks for playing! |
| Let’s all pray they do that shit. Infinite money for anyone who understands RE |
| fart boy |
| Had like 6k of calls expire worthless lmao.. GG thetagang |
| bro mad he missed out on the april dip fucking rtard |
| that’s what it costs to pay me to tune your piano (you have one right?) bet on yourself - you can be the next billy joel\nedit: a word |
| You can always fall back to selling ham |
| Sorry about the gonorrhea |
| Bears thought they had it before open. 😂 |
| I hope spy hits 700 on monday |
| If I wasn't holding NBIS I would have had a 5% day thanks to AMZN, networking bottleneck stocks, and MU. |
| Monday gunna be so litty |
| There is no way to recover from this except with crazy options play. You wait for a company that has very high volatility on earnings day. Then you bet either very high price or very low price movements, like over 50% and hopefully you hit. Thats the only way your getting that money back in 1 shot. |
| Buy calls on them THEN Sell your car to carvana, you're basically pumping up the stock by increasing the value of their holdings. Then take your gains, and buy more cars from carvana to pad their next earnings call. Its an infinite money glitch. I'm not sure if that counts as insider trading or not, but this is a sure fire way to turn this around and make it all back. |
| I somehow took profits today and kept 10% cash for monday dips. totally weirdly successful day |
| ????? |
| I hope some absolute crazy shit happens this weekend because today was utter bullshit |
| Huh? First, it's Oligarch vs corporatist , not being an oligarch doesn't automatically make you a corpo slave. \n\nAnd second, the news of ieepa, knee jerk 10% global tariffs was the whole hub and bub of the market, liquidity just follows the targets up and down just as it did today. i'm not blind to it; check my comment history and you can see me commenting on expected target hits based on that liquidity. But go back far enough, zoom out enough there's ALWAYS liquidity up or down, that's the beauty of the market. \n\nPoint is, news does drive sentiment. Today, it just happened to pay the corporatist stocks. |
| maybe you should stick with gold and silver coins? At least no matter what the price, you have something nice and shiny to play with and admire your work\n\n |
| Dont give him ideas |
| And if people held, we go to bombing Iran … welp … I’ll sleep better knowing I’m in all cash atm |
| see you monday |
| So, would this 10% tariff announced be on top of the existing 15% tariff that Europe has now? |
| It’s just lost money chill |
| He's proof reading it only the best way that the best reader can right now |
| Everyone should watch something else like the superbowl |
| Your statement would imply you've won one before. Im like 0/15,000 |
| Sorry about your puts |
| bulls seen connecting the dots on how, weak growth, high inflation, massive tariff refunds, 10% global tariffs and public threats of war, trade embargos and actions against evil democratic judges is bullish for US equities and the US dollar |
| This makes me hard |
| you just know he is so mad rn |
| I LOVE IT!!! |
| Always has been |
| That's tariffic Donald. |
| Late stage desperation is the biggest driver, I'm sure |
| Synthetic tarrif squared it's not old fish it's a whole new thing. |
| Thx |
| calm down |
| turns out that I'm not even good at gambling |
| The greatest grift on earth |
| Find Jesus |
| In international terms, yes. |
| Iran so hard, but yet so far, in the end, it doesn't even matter |
| Did you eat lead paint chips as a kid? |
| No, it won’t go back up to the Supreme Court this time. Once the lower court makes a ruling on this, that’s it |
| Don't forget guys! The corporations like Walmart and Nike are suing the government to get that tariff money back. The tariff money that was 90% paid for by the consumer! So companies got to raise prices citing tariffs, now they get all the money that came from the taxpayers back as a refund! We get nothing! The prices sure as shit aren't going to come down either |
| 70 million people voted for this guy, like how? |
| Every time I see a bull supporting this scam market I think they must also enjoy gangraping children with 🥭 |
| I’m not god why would I know |
| Invest in drugs and deal them. |
| Can he even spell the word tariff? |
| NBIS has no Blue Owl funding and apparently CRWVs project is still on time and on budget. Wonder what else? They've both run up a lot and are heavily shorted. Volume was high and dropped steadily so I suspect it was people forcefully dumping it for profit. Maybe ladder attack. Especially given no real news. |
| SPY nearly recovered in 1 day what it has lost in 3 weeks.\n\nAmazing, fascinating. |
| Calls it is |
| State of the Union speech is next Tuesday \n\nGonna be absolutely hilarious |
| I would seriously contemplate bankruptcy. Yeah you won’t be able to buy a house or a car anytime soon, but just get you a beater Toyota and a decent apartment and thug it out for a few years.\n\nThat will probably be a lot easier than paying off 60k+ in debt. Unless you see yourself coming up on a six figure job sometime soon.\n\nGood luck and Godspeed. That’s a tough one. Granted, people have done a lot worse on this sub. |
| Its "Power Unlimited" |
| Why do you think these multibillionaires take on these jobs that pay $250K? \n\nThe greatest grift on earth |
| That is 100% on you. |
| Not with this lunatic as POTUS |
| Will my NVDA 200c 3/27 hit next week? |
| Lmao fuck bro. I wish you the best. Shares or options and what date/strike? |
| Listening to the secretary of health and human services say hes not afraid of germs because hes done coke off college dorm toilet seats is something fiction will never match |
| the way you write this is the difference between COPE and CONFIDENCE.\n\nI HAVE PUTS 2 weeks out.\n\nI would not write "great entry here!" I would write "I just picked up xxx or I feel good about my xxx"\n\nYou sound like a poor who is trading $150 worth of puts that expire monday, trying to get others to buy puts with you |
| Funny talking about IBRX someone I know has been buying this stock for over a year now made a huge score on the recent runup I follow it all trading day |
| cats batting 1000, as always. also, that is a great snap. |
| Affordable affordability isn’t affordable. Share with authorities |
| Goddamn Lutnick does it again wtf man another grift \n#\n> Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick’s sons at Cantor Fitzgerald bought up tariff refund rights for just 20-30 cents on the dollar after last year’s Liberation Day. For every $100 invested, they’re now looking at 3-5x gains. |
| Never gonna happen |
| Nice selection, only missing Gamestop 👌🏼 |
| Well THAT was stupid and gay |
| Bers so kind 🥹 worried abt bols only hitting double baggers while their ports go to 0 🥹 |
| Fake dip Monday rip |
| The shit fucked you |
| Their speed is exactly the right speed for them. Gives enough time to prepare bribes. |
| It’s choppy, we’ll get new highs in to mid-March |
| can we just shoot him into the sun already? everyone else on earth is pardoned. he can die for our sins. |
| Mango about to go full regard now that markets are closed |
| IT DAWNED ON ME CORAL… IT DAWNED ON ME |
| Anyone else riding the DHT train?? |
| Who pissed in your diaper bud? 🤣 |
| #Trump 40,000 character Truth Social tweet loading ….. |
| Bitcoin? |
| Buy a big bag of rice.... |
| good verse your name is |
| I am the senate ⛈️ |
| This guy is fucking domestic manufacturers |
| I bought originally at 7.20 and sold when we hit 21 the first time because it seemed insane. Played calls off and on to 30. Still have no idea why people believe in it so much. |
| always 50% puts and 50% calls |
| What made you yolo this stock?? |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 310.0 before 07-Mar-2026 03:38 PM -05 |
| Try Puts instead |
| Iran should have freedom by appointing a Crown Prince that lives in Maryland as its new leader obvs, i dont get why someone might find that buttfuck flaming retarded |
| !banbet mother fucker |
| Also people who put money into a investment account and forgot it existed. |
| If my kid was in the Epstien files you wouldn't need a dog and pony show. Id handle it long before that. |
| Starting attack against Iran tonight. Regime change sunday. Everyone happy |
| All we had to do was follow the damn market, CJ! |
| Kept waiting for some kind of bounce but they have utterly lost their momentum. People aren't using copilot apparently. |
| may trump bless us with a liberation day 2 dip to buy |
| And up a whopping 58% today is Rackspace......Pepperidge Farm Remembers... |
| Gold over the weekend is gonna print, wish I had any capital to deploy |
| I’m back after my temp ban. I am too scared to try to make money. Send help |
| I only have $500 to my name |
| Only data center stocks are dumping today |
| Made $600 bucks today just doing nothing. Still down 35% on BUTT CORN. |
| You can always count on Clarence “Pubes” Thomas to be on the wrong side of literally every Supreme Court decision 🤡 |
| Took some profit today. No way 🥭 doesn’t come with some shenanigans over the tariff ruling. Just know he is fuming, and when children get mad they lash out. |
| Sold almost all of my portfolio. Bear days are coming. |
| That was completely bullshit |
| No pity for the buy and hold crowd buying and holding instead of taking profits. |
| So he institutes a new one every 150 days. It’s not that hard to be this regarded, try harder. |
| Made 3 bands from RDDT calls, it’s a good day |
| In 1947 Skinner conducted an experiment where he would randomly drop food into pigeons cages. The pigeons assumed that they had caused the food to appear and would hilariously repeat whatever action they were doing when it appeared to try and make more appear |
| #Microsoft hasn't had a green day since its IPO LMAO🤌 |
| I’m sorry but if you’re shorting silver right now you are brain dead |
| amen |
| Nah they’re too small |
| bullish on east asia |
| I don't think it means what he thinks it means. |
| Squid Games next season is just filming regular people in the US during 2026\n\nThey had this whole thing planned for bringing the games to LA and scrapped it because they couldn’t outjerk reality |
| They won today. Don’t bs |
| #Green day, flat day, red day, you can always rely on Microsoft to be fucking red LMAO🤌 |
| I’m surprised that he didn’t tariff the supreme court |
| I don’t get it. It’s on top of every other tariff? What is this supposed to achieve? |
| feels too late |
| Tariffs and Iran, what an upcoming weekend |
| Priced in |
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| Wonder why every “lost it all” chart gotta have the same pattern: exponential beginner gains in the beginning, then just straight down hell afterwards lmao |
| Juicy entry for puts for the next 8 minutes… |
| Fucking knew my silver play was gonna pump. Fuck it im holding it. |
| Fuckin bull flag on MU eod took WAAAY too long to activate. Almost made good money today |
| Liberation day part 2 |
| which direction? Calls? |
| You 100% called it my dude! |
| There is no “bubble”. |
| Damn. This is what would happen if I attempted investing probably |
| https://preview.redd.it/fo8n1kyrspkg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b39bf78e3cef784742cd223e090cf77dbc1194f0 |
| https://preview.redd.it/lcrnv87sspkg1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=015a5c7f56e68829f9b8fcc173ad06867cf34020 |
| In 2050 |
| One might call it hibernation |
| Good, now just invert your strategy |
| Index funds |
| You can’t triple stack tariff on a double stack tariff? |
| #I can quit the line any time I want |
| Who was Robert Bork? |
| made my own trail mix and seasoned it with adderall. \n\nFor science. For mankind. \n \n##🧔🏿♀️🧪 |
| i fucked up so hard today. from +1k to -1k. I always do this. i "miss" the top then hope it will climb again. instead of locking in real profit i fixate on the total profit i could have made and then lose it all. why can't i break this pattern?\n\n |
| I'm so tired of the word tariff... |
| Pump bro |
| How will confirmation of extraterrestrials impact markets. Calls on Space Cash??? |
| Double down. Double down. Then again: Double down. |
| 5 contracts aint loaded up |
| A true member of this community |
| So are all the AI stocks just going to zero? |
| Finally sold my MSFT calls today so it can finally pump. Thank me later. |
| Man some rich dude please adopt me |
| Time for kockey |
| Paper handed those slv calls. Oh well profit is profit |
| Al Bundy? |
| Not happening |
| SPY 700 next week, i can feel it in my chode. |
| Impeachment probably. But he won't be removed sadly. They have nowhere near the Senate votes. |
| Wait just a god damn minute\n\nIf the foreign country pays the tariffs why are US businessess getting 10s of billions of dollars in refunds?\n\nUr telling me foreign countries were hacking into and stealing from US businesses this whole time tariffs were in place to recoup the cost of paying tariffs? \n\n/magamode |
| The world must suffer because I, the only person who matters, am mad the things I do are obviously illegal |
| next week is calls, market gonna go insane. then puts next friday and iran strike next weekend. |
| Yes, this is how it will go. |
| delusional bulls |
| It’s more like losing an argument with your wife and throwing a rock through your neighbor’s window. |
| How am I supposed to get my check then? |
| yeah stay away from that shit. fucking next paypal worthless fucking shit stock |
| Tariffs will still be in place via other means. And the refunds mean yields will go up as they issue bills to pay for it. I literally can't see how this is bullish. |
| I didn’t gamble today…would have made money but you know what…I can sleep well being cash gang |
| i'm no bull but the calculus that claude is going to magically kill off the entire cybersecurity industry is absolutely absurd. UCYB has never been such a buy |
| They better dump the market on monday |
| surprised market didn't gap down and is choosing to hold through the weekend |
| In 9 months he will be severely limited. |
| You belong here. |
| Yea its my first one. Only one contract but im not gambling with much. I just started investing this year and only buy options with 10% of my port in a side account. I dont usually try 0dtes but today was going to be big in one direction or another it seemed. |
| Gotta love creating problems for the solution you’ve created. |
| If I’m right I’m a genius if I’m wrong it’s market manipulation |
| Hands up if you survived Uno Reverse Friday |
| #FREEDOM FROM THE LINES FOR 48 hours\n\n\n…but no freedom from the 🌮, who controls what the lines will do on Monday |
| 🚀 |
| USA-Canada Gold Medal Hockey game is gonna be 🔥 |
| no! im counting all eggs before they hatch! |
| Silver straight to 100 |
| wait a minute....where have I heard ten billion before..... |
| LMFAO, I just noticed Jensen eating videocards |
| gotta replace water with brawndo too mr. president. it has electrolytes. let data centers use water only |
| NBIS (and other DCs) likely down due to news from Blue Owl having a funding question. |
| #After 4 red weeks back to back, this was the first green week for QQQ in more than a month LMAO🤌 |
| "The "tariff refund rights" associated with Howard Lutnick refer to a financial product offered by Cantor Fitzgerald, the investment firm now run by his sons. The firm purchased the legal rights to potential government refunds from companies that paid President Trump’s 2025 tariffs.\n\n\nWhile Howard Lutnick serves as the U.S. Commerce Secretary and is a vocal proponent of the tariffs, the firm he formerly led (and which his sons now control) is set to profit significantly from their invalidation"\n\n\nOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE!\n\n |
| Napoleon don’t be jealous that I’ve been talking to hot horses on line, all day. |
| I love being outperformed by indexes |
| Institutional money betting on stimulus? |
| If u didnt buy SLV calls |
| No way he made any vows. I assume his wedding was just him being gifted a small blonde girl, who he then goes and rapes, while Ivana or Ivanka or whoever signs the paperwork in another building. |
| It’s so transparent how they, especially Eric, are using crypto to pile and launder money. So insane. Straight up scamming the people |
| Calls at close goin' brrrrrr..... |
| It went up to $37 so you’re wrong and bad at gambling obviously |
| Fakest post of all time. |
| Bols celebrating not even being able to tackle 689 when weeks ago 696 taps were the bare minimum they could do has some real middle-aged dad bragging about still being able to play ball for 10 minutes before getting gassed energy. |
| Today we got the reverse sandwich... bad news ->good news->bad news. What a rollercoaster |
| 10% tariff on solar system |
| Sell the buy, rumor the news |
| 2/23 690p LOADED UP |
| I’m crying in the casino. About to go cry at the Mexican restaurant over guac and margs. |
| Certified proof today that news doesn't affect this market |
| TSLR ended flat to fuck me specifically |
| Hey man its gonna be ok...don't do that... |
| In 🥭 name we pray, amen 🙏🏼 |
| The Supreme Court ruling is essentially a nothing burger when there’s a work around😂 |
| Leather Jacket Sales |
| How the fuck did Clinton get impeached for getting head, but trumps still in office... the US is a joke.. lol |
| All that to reverse Monday |
| 😅👏👏👏 |
| 1. it can, you just need right settings \n2. AI made a fucking compiler |
| check my comments, not ber |
| it stipulates that the tarrifs are "temporary and **targeted**."\n\ndont see the SC agreeing that the entire world counts as "targeted". |
| Don’t worry. Market will crash on Monday. You can buy the dip then |
| definitely not iran |
| 🙏 Costco tha plug |
| He already tried to do this for movies that filmed outside the U.S. lol. Tell me how you tariff that. |
| I mean they said he can do literally anything he wants with absolute power, and expect him to listen to what they decide. Shock! |
| When they said 'Believe it or not, calls' you should have picked not. |
| Ugh. I just don't trust this market- risked 18k to make 3k, but way too scared to risk holding through the weekend. I'm sure Monday will be a 5% day. |
| NVDA is dead, I just saw Chinese ram and gpu coming in the market for 80% less |
| Next week we get the real rally, then NVDA jizzes on everyone's face. It's gonna be great... |
| You're living in a bubble |
| Americans pay the tariffs, dumbo. |
| In October it opened lower, then closed higher. But in July it gapped up then sold off closing below the previous two weeks. Several earnings before that were gap down, nd the bigger gap downs were led into by similar patterns to what we saw this week.\n\nIn the data I see, the estimates for this report is a +10% earnings growth YOY, and that seems unlikely when the previous two were -5% and -3% YOY. \n\nI realize that Domino's is on these other platforms, but not prominent at least not in this market. If you pull up door dash, and this may be different where you are, but here I see all the pizza places except Domino's at the front of the app.\n\nI do order Domino's at times, but always direct. If I use DoorDash, I'm gonna get a steak or Chinese or something.\n\nAnd I certainly can be wrong on picks (about 50% accuracy), but my focus is more on finding large moves, and here, if it moves up it would be small. But if it misses, it seems setup for a big dump.\n\nThank you for your input and thoughts--useful to discuss... |
| I’m just glad I didn’t have more buying power on MSFT |
| We didn't get an EOD dump. I'm impressed |
| Any news or financial garbage expected to be announced next week? |
| There's only two things I hate in this world.\n#\nPeople who are intolerant of other people's trading preferences…\n#\nand fucking ghey ass bers. |
| The answer to everything, "meh AI" |
| That was fun. Now for 2 days of uninterrupted sleep |
| Cute that he thinks he'll be around that long |
| #Wait for him to go to restroom with his phone so that he can tweet more about new tariffs LMAO🤌 |
| Nope, you'll just get a free ticket to see one of the largest transfers of wealth in history. 100+ billion of working class American's money handed to businesses for essentially nothing.\n\nMajority of companies didn't list actual tariff % on their product, they just baked it into the price, so the customer can't prove what the actual factored tariff cost was. Very different from say Digikey, an electronics supplier that lists every single penny of tariffs on your invoice.\n\nTrump ain't gonna go after companies to refund customers either, the huge surge of cash flow for companies would boost the market. |
| 🥭/🌮 gonna prove he still has tariff power very soon. You have been warned... |
| Do we pay the tariffs for reading? I’m confused because it feels like all circumstances lead to me paying more for everything. |
| I can't tell you who *will* be getting refund but I *can* tell you who won't |
| "pizzas" huh, your uncle in the files? |
| Lets light this candle. |
| Things are never as good or as bad as they seem. Don't start dancing yet |
| propaganda i wont fall for\n\n |
| Who upset him this time? |
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| What a crazy chart on SPY today. Making it really hard to draw my technical analysis dinosaur. |
| WAR!!! ATTACK!!! |
| Can’t wait for the next episode of Tariff Ball Z |
| Regrets? |
| Hello, this is just a liquidity grab. |
| I'd say I'm more of a bear (not by choice of course), just because I'm more likely to think the market will fall, but today was amazing. So many up and down swings to make money on by playing both sides. I dont want this market to change. |
| How many yelling YouTubers convinced you of that completely terrible take? |
| Nothing can sink this market. It's so regarded that nuclear winter will send it into a ATH. |
| This is the way |
| the fact that it is STILL going UP is baffling to me |
| $695c on spy expiring Monday cuz I don't want to sleep this weekend. |
| ur a little fake bull |
| Tax the working class more! Great economic plan |
| One more bol push next week then we can all be bers |
| So we’re not getting our $5k tariff checks?? |
| Yahoo: “Wall Street keeps calm after Supreme Court strikes down Trumps tariffs”\n🤣🤣🤣 |
| im all in on micron calls |
| TA wise, its looking good. |
| Think the next leg up just started |
| that RYI post was AI lol it worked too. |
| #My uncle works at a pizza shop near Pentagon and he just got an order to deliver 50 pizzas LMAO🤌 |
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| True regards believe humans have any business writing code |
| Throw it on black |
| That’s.. exactly what i was saying that you argued is not true because oligarch vs not oligarch? |
| Those are rookie numbers |
| Mango man really wants to be a dictator so bad! |
| ➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩 \n➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 \n➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 \n➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 \n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥 \n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 |
| I am retarded ofc that number seemed way low |
| "I'm not an addict. My choice of drug has never been wrong, but I was always just slightly wrong about the amounts of the drug I was taking." |
| market closed. 12:30am Tehran. game on ✌️ |
| pls let me sleep in peace this weekend |
| Fantastic entry for a big short over the weekend. I will sleep well..... |
| Before capital controls get implemented. Probably. |
| I feel like it should be pretty good for stocks. Remove tariffs, refunds go to corporations, dollar weakens. |
| sellinh MSFT for the sake of my mental health shits awful fucking trash |
| # Massive tariff refunds are now on the table for businesses. Don't expect them any time soon\n\nFrom CNN's Elisabeth Buchwald\n\nAs it turns out, convincing six Supreme Court justices that President Donald Trump [overstepped his authority](https://www.cnn.com/2026/02/20/politics/supreme-court-tariffs) in imposing sweeping tariffs relying on emergency economic powers was the easy part.\n\nThe hard part: Getting a clear answer on what happens to the tens of billions of dollars that US companies forked over after [Trump jacked up tariffs](https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/02/economy/key-takeaways-from-trumps-liberation-day-tariffs) on every global partner last year.\n\nThe Trump administration — both formally and informally — has promised to refund duties collected if the Supreme Court issued a ruling against them. But neither the administration nor any of the justices have specified exactly how it would work.\n\n\n\n\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ \nIs it my understanding that this is bullish for AI/tech that relies on chinese chips |
| Now bers will start baby raging, can't wait to see what weekend cope they'll use this time for "black monday" 😂🫵😂🫵😂🫵 |
| 😂😂 |
| Where do you find info on other banks and hedge fund accumulating shares? |
| My port is up +11% today, thank you for your attention to this matter and have a nice weekend. I will for sure have a nice one. |
| Take the weekend to do epic DD for the final $150 come Monday |
| Sell the rumor, buy the news |
| You thought the mango was raging at the courts decision, imagine when he got to the back and found his puts at -99% |
| Men TARIFF other Men, this is the type of government you asked for |
| put call ratio being bearish means MMs have a vested interest in the stock not dropping, so calls. but even more importantly, think about what dominos is. they're one of the cheapest places to order fast food and we're in a recessionary economy. they should do well and if they dont, then puts on everyone else lol |
| Dear muritards, please get your shit together and jail your pedos, stop warmongering and chasing UFOs so we can finally pump to 700$+ . Sincerely, a pissed off europoor |
| No problem i gotcha, understandable! |
| 700 AH is on the table y’all |
| An expensive week. Must try harder. |
| -2 percent on Monday and I’m not a ghey bear |
| “Board of Peace” gonna put a resort in Iran next LMAO |
| Johnny Pump Rocket is now gonna give you that 690..... |
| Get a job |
| #TACO 🌮 |
| Spy calls |
| It will not |
| Once a safe haven is turned into a battling ground \nSo sad |
| Once again bulls are rewarded on terrible news. Sigh |
| Bring back OP from $RYI DD. Give him gold for god sakes |
| Hell yeah I’m ready for you daddy |
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| The most retarded of pumps |
| HOW CAN HE TARIFF |
| I don’t know |
| Amen |
| 😂 that 10B is the AUM of that fund |
| Breaking: 10% tariff to include "foreign mined bitcoin" \n\nThis is right after Eric Trump invested in a US bitcoin mining company... |
| bag and 6k dont belong in the same sentence shut your bitch ass up and get your money up |
| Altman took the RAM out of my fridge!! |
| Nope. I'm like one wrong move away from shooting myself. |
| Kept it flat all day |
| The man is a Domestic Tarrifist |
| Found the 🌈 🐻! |
| Iran so far awayyyy |
| War on Saturday \n\nTaco on Sunday\n\nSPY 700 on Monday |
| Lmao this asshole is fucking deranged |
| AI probs |
| He can't, he'll shit. |
| they're keeping it down, not sending it lol |
| MU closing above the intraday $428 resistance is beautiful, next week will be good |
| Congrats! Youre on track |
| #first NOT GEY |
| It's the same as him calculating that since India buys 35B worth of shit from us, but we buy 45B worth of shit from them, they are robbing us of 10B dollarydoos. |
| That 1% he was right happened right at the start. Dude has been chasing the dragon ever since. |
| My move for the weekend is to send best wishes to Iran |
| https://preview.redd.it/1zom58lorpkg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca3c88948e6a05599ca344ff4cbf0be22919759d\n\n |
| got ai-struck |
| priced in. I believe someone did an analysis that showed the current valuation assumes they basically have zero weight loss products. if anything, calls on an unexpected beat. or news that they've settled the suit with novo |
| Finally the weekend, now I can be unburdened by what has been 🍻 |
| 📱 " yes, 200 lots at 2 pennies each" |
| When do we get to start actually solving problems to make America great again. |
| That was wild\n\nI was able to close out SPY 687p that were down 82% at 3:58pm 😂 👍 |
| My bro Valkorion |
| 100 percent… if this is not a future Reddit classic i don’t know what it is… |
| .... So more taxes? |
| What a shit day. Literally can't believe we pumped most of the day on global tariffs from Trump and a ruling that's going to be a fucking nightmare with returning funds. |
| Should we all be riding klar puts? |
| Opened an SPX 6950/6850 put spread for $3200 debit right at close. Will see how it pans out |
| He's targeting the globe, obviously! |
| Dame |
| Is it dum to buy sliver right now? |
| This week was not very weeee\n\nInfact it was quite wooo |
| we know you will again |
| One lask shrek green dildo right on bers face |
| Bubu Lutters? |
| $806 for me |
| Can the AI bubble pop just pop already? |
| And what are we doing? Not playing money games to collect their money? The us market is the ultimate instrument of capitalism. No one cares about any one else's intentions; we all here bc of money |
| Slowly clawing my money back |
| That will show them |
| IRAN |
| Bers spending the weekend rooting for war so they can make $50 on their puts. Just a sad and pathetic animal. |
| Bro gold did not go down at all the last 20 mins shit was straight Viagra boys next week were so back |
| I'm never buying SPY puts ever again after today |
| These closes have been such dogshit |
| Interest on interest was an actual thing at one point, before it was regulated |
| Suprem Court bought calls at market open 🧐 |
| Calls it is. This is the 🥭 show. He can't let stonks go in the direction that's not up. |
| I watched todays presser. Reporter asked about refunding the received tariffs and he just said there wasn't anything in the decision *specifically calling out the $185 billion in already collected funds and refunds* and basically said take it to court. \n\n\n>*“They take months and months to write an opinion and they don’t even discuss that part, We’ll end up being in court for the next five years.”*\n\nSo the reason for the damn thing in the first place isnt even being dealt with.\n\nMeanwhile we all get a nice 10% federal sales tax. |
| THAT WAS FUCKING BULLSHIT. GET FUCKED WALL STREET |
| What the hell happen to crowdstrike today |
| Wait so if I made $82k last year then I need to be making $96k this year to have the same purchasing power? |
| gold should've had a better day than silver but i can't complain |
| designer clothes are only cool for poors |
| What amazing hindsight you have sir |
| Got liquidated on slv short what a mf runs like shytcoin totally hijacked by institutions |
| MM's were planning for a crash Monday after we go to war with Iran so they didn't know what to do with this tariff bullshit and just let it melt up. |
| How many sacrifices to Moloch did the MMs do to keep SPY green after the trash economic data? |
| I'm sorry Iran, you must die for my gold calls |
| Imagine opening the weekend thread even before the market closes. |
| I still believe in her and i love her\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wea9pa7frpkg1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89bd87fdf0367c7fcffe58f5a88b1c5eb0abf58d |
| Highway robbery |
| 1 min pump |
| When do they decide to get him tested? |
| https://preview.redd.it/8m20neydrpkg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64155160ade153299b15f901899ae5d059ddeddd |
| Imagine trading without the internet. Having to call a broker and be like:\n\n“Buy OTM 0DTE calls at 2pm today lol” |
| Well that was mild |
| Nice little silver pump |
| 10 seconds till markets close & 1st bomb falls |
| Well....at least the markets are open on Monday this time. |
| Trust the SC to ruin Liberation Day for everyone |
| "If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"\n\n-Donald Tariff |
| Bears pegged LOL |
| How are their margins doing at these HBM3 prices tho |
| Spread on xom options is thievery. |
| Google, my friend, for once you aren't being a rat bastard! |
| Imagine being a ber AND hating our country LMAO |
| looks like bears having cokmeat sandwiches for dinner tonight \n \nbraindead bears who fell for the trap are going to spend all week stressed and gaped. meanwhile bulls enjoyed filet \nmignon cooked medium rare and them cocaine fueled sex with their supermodel girlfriends with dd tits and bbl wearing $VSCO lingerie and louboutin heels. |
| whose |
| All by design, right? |
| Sounds like you need to buy the actual stock and not options |
| Haven’t jerked it in a week and feel pretty good honestly. Can’t wait to fuck this girl later |
| Just leaking for no reason, even after artemis announcement |
| 1/1/1 month by the way. You forgot to switch back to your commenting account. |
| Lil MU ber\nUr holes belong to me now |
| Bombs over Tehran ~Outkast Reunion |
| Supreme court said, take that take that |
| Regarded market thinks cybersecurity will be vibe coded |
| Go buy an ice cream sandwich eat the ice cream sandwich, while eating the ice cream sandwich sit at a strip club, while sitting at a strip club take $20 and stuff it in a woman's bra. Motor boat some titties. Get out your phone and start thinking of the next best decision. Unless some ladies charging 100 for a BJ that's too much and you would also be down to $30. |
| It hit ATH $540 twice since then. Maybe u shouldve sold |
| Microsoft earning its spot at the top of the Bagnificent 7 |
| PLACE YOUR FINAL BETS FOR THE WEEKEND SHOW |
| Dude, you should have invested in REITs… at least those are more stable and offer payouts. I’m sorry for you bud. 💙🥺 |
| Dumb bers |
| 690 close |
| I took a dump just now, I feel like 10 pounds lighter |
| What happened to NET and CRWD today? |
| RDDT closing above 150 |
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| This pivot from a 100 billion dollar commitment to a 30 billion dollar direct investment is a savvy move for Nvidia. It secures their position as the primary hardware partner for OpenAI while keeping plenty of dry powder for other infrastructure plays. Large scale AI development is basically becoming an arms race between a few massive players, and these strategic deals make it harder for smaller challengers to catch up on the compute side.\n\nIt is interesting to see how the market prices these moves in real time. For anyone looking to trade these private valuation shifts as they happen, Ventuals offers perpetual futures on OpenAI and other pre-IPO tech firms. You can get long or short exposure 24/7 without needing to be an accredited investor, which is pretty rare for these types of private market assets. Do you think Nvidia eventually tries to take a majority stake or stays in this minority strategic role? |
| No this account sat dormant with no money in it for 4 years until a few months ago when I deposited $1000 |
| Ok, so your solution is what? |
| Use it to buy $ROPE\n\nJk this isn't financial or life advice. |
| No seriously you need to get with the times. Don’t fight the trend |
| Yeah if you aren't buying gold calls idk what you're doing. |
| Time for a GENERATIONAL casino run. No other options |
| my whole pport being dragged down by micro fucking shit |
| 🅱️eekend 🅱️hread regards! |
| LMAO bers |
| What a clown. |
| If ww3 happens, is slv pumping or dumping chat |
| Didnt move slowly when Biden tried to do similar (and less obviously unconstitutional) things. Scotus put a stop to that almost instantly |
| Perhaps market is worried pedo gates might dump shares? |
| Instead try to convince her that it’s pronounced Jaslighting, pronounced like “Haus lighting”, like the Spanish say it. |
| Well considering he just simply changed what the existing tariffs are classified under and added an extra 10% global for 150 day.......nobody is seeing money besides the gov.\n\nAlso even if they did reimburse tariffs, it would just go right to companies, who we all know ain't handing money back to the customer. No way to prove how much of a price increase was tariffs. Only supplier level businesses really tracked tarrifs exactly (ex: Digikey for electronics). It would be one of the largest transfers of wealth from the consumer to businesses in history. Trump and Co wouldn't do anything about it because it would pump the market hard. |
| the pedo oligarchs always win. why even bother |
| Dog you’re comparing a single stock to basically all of Korea lmaooo |
| Another week of small caps getting skullfucked and the major indices trading sideways |
| FUTES ARE RIPPING!! |
| This sub reddit is truly uneducated on economics. He used a controversial method for getting the tariffs. The SCOTUS knocked it down. Now he’s going to use a longer method but one that is legally sound. The media is gaslighting everyone. They knew this was a possibility and still acted like scotus ruling was a clean sweep shut down. Get back to stocks. This sub has truly been filled with normies. |
| So basically hedge with puts again at 696? |
| Tariffs gone, panic sell NBIS lmao |
| theres more volume overnights than most of the middle of the days now |
| Brother, I have selected this DD as my YOLO for the last 20% of my account, bring me back to even bb, thanks in advance, fuck you in advance. |
| Nah, just for uncertainty. Technicals alone say we see a slight pullback monday anyways |
| This boys is the start of a crash every recession was caused by bulls greed |
| Everything is bullish in brainwashed permabull mind.\n\nMarket can be down 4% and it’s still “SPY 700 EOD” |
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| that's eight $20 bj's behind the dunkin donuts dumpster. Plus you have a quarter left over. |
| fuk ur puts |
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| I wonder how many diapers our president went through today |
| I lost it all |
| Planning to sell once it hits 12USD. I bought for around \~7USD late Dec |
| Take it out; go to Vegas; put it all on BLACK; once, only once! Come back here, tell us how you did. |
| I love not being able to afford to live in the USA because this ass hat |
| No way he's actually sitting around thinking of tariff policy ... everyone around him has mush for brains too. |
| Shutup |
| You’ve all been liberated |
| First |
| Nah man, there are dozens of us. Dozens!\n\nBut for real, imagine being so miserable that you have to go online to bash how other people enjoy spending their free time. And on WSB, of all places!\n\nSounds awful... |
| Msft: "Go up? Why, I could never!" |
| I already jerked off today PLEASE bro |
| taco just needs to blow off some steam by fukin Melonia raw tonight |
| That’s why load up on calls |
| Then at least buy silver miners with huge potential... \n[SAM.TO](http://SAM.TO) (starcore) for example is trading a 2x this year's net margins at current gold/silver prices lmao |
| if you have $1000 lying around, don't invest it in MSFT. |
| Ayyy Trump couldn't knock my stocks down lmao 🤣 |
| Not impressive LITE is up 700% in 6 months |
| Ber really thought |
| Why |
| Lots of GLD calls hitting the tape going into close.\n\nGet on in; the water's fine. |
| NFLX 100 eoy |
| 😲💀🙈⚰️ |
| Probably because of the looney toons speech Trump just gave about the only thing this ruling accomplishes is that he now can charge even more tariffs. |
| I shorted slv for 1000 with leverage now i have 200\nLongs slv should I seek help? |
| War is bullish now lmao |
| Bear gaping session from start to finish. No lube |
| Apparently dead people have the best portfolios. So I’m dead now. 😵 |
| Oh wow, we still doing this? |
| Wife changing money. |
| Olympics to fine athletes celebrating innapropriately after accusations of "goonbaiting" are threatening the family friendly programming |
| Dominion energy calls |
| I hate my port but I’m married to her |
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| I would enjoy that so much |
| SC rulings are kind of a big deal lol |
| bro nvda been this level since last july |
| Im sure SLV won't be rugged a 3rd time in a row 😂😂😂 great time to buy! |
| Dang you weren’t even close lmao |
| Bers are literally praying for bombs to get dropped LMAO \n\nDisgusting creatures |
| The other day I was watching on my laptop and selling on my phone |
| Made $750 today instead of $5k sigh gotta stop looking at the what could have beens |
| Truly incredible work by the MMs defending NVDA 190 |
| not done yet |
| This thing is gonna shit itself over the weekend isn’t it |
| puts over the weekend is free money |
| I am behind today as I just got done with my shift behind Wendy’s. Are tarriffs on or not? 🥭said 10% global tariff. |
| have you tried doing the opposite? |
| He will. Right into his pants |
| Less liquidity |
| Oh look another Epstein Shrek into the close. |
| Crazy thing to say after 30% inflation before his term |
| Betting calls that the JEWELS who think all the land around them was promised to them 3000 years ago will behave this weekend?\n\nLOL.\n\nPuts. |
| Cmon give\nMe 690 |
| Oh god. The way I’ve consciously done this to people before. |
| Stock trading sideways -- > checking a good entry --> entry point achieved , buy calls --> stock goes -10%\n\n💀 |
| where’s mario mangione when you need him. |
| Anyone have an eye on Barron's crypto positions? |
| Climb the stairs… take profits |
| SPY puts printing next week!! |
| SLV beat earnings? |
| Bers praying for iran bombing this weekend to cause some profit taking/flee to safety and spy dropping cause of it |
| Whats your definition of working lmao? |
| Lady on Bloomberg radio said people keep buying stocks, I am sold. |
| Except it’s not. We’ll never let go of the files |
| Lol he can't do that. |
| 🥭 to the economy: The beatings will continue until morale improves |
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| Trick is to follow what they are doing, day drinking is a valid trading strategy |
| I bought silver shares instead of options maybe I should go to the investing thread |
| GDXU is better \n \nBuy at any dip below 300 |
| you guys saying they need to "take profits" realize they can sell after the market closes, right??????? |
| Bulls praying no ww3 tomorrow 🤣 |
| We’ve all been tariffed for the past year. That’s why you aren’t rich already |
| King regard. Nice job. |
| **NEW OFFER, BITCH!** |
| I’m convinced all these tariffs go straight to his offshore bank accounts |
| Bro spent 5 years scalping vol and still lost to SPY's 1-day average performance lmao |
| We just want this overvalued crap to dump not for ppl getting bombed wtf |
| 🫂 missed you 😭🫂🫂🫂\n\nIt’s a tough market bb don’t be hard on yourself |
| It wasn't going to be the best, just not the worst. Mediocre is how we do things here lol |
| call debits for 17apr |
| That's the prayer |
| I love mangos |
| Bulls win. They'll get they're SPX 6900 close. Guess all the bears went extinct today |
| 6 hours* |
| Did you get calls for 3/20? |
| https://preview.redd.it/t4o2giubqpkg1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=202e058c22755ceeb647feb2fa5086ace8d74b90 |
| His prediction is probably right, it will hit a new ATH. He will just be too early as usual. |
| Give us a 5 min moon mission we deserve it |
| XOM (Risky)\n3/20 \n155 Buy Call \n160 Sell Call\nCall Debit Spread\nmax win: ~400\nmax loss ~100 \nper spread |
| my account is swiss cheese after today |
| Accountants must hate him with a passion |
| Nah, you're right, the OP is stupid |
| Oh boy I can't wait for compounding tariffs! |
| I'm getting there soon |
| When freeza attacks it |
| Entire market. War is bullish. Markets don't drop anymore with the Epstein class in charge of them. |
| Yawn. |
| Oil, defense, shiny rocks |
| SOFI ==> $22 next week |
| just before my comment when opex started kicking in |
| Oh behave |
| Bers legit praying for innocents to be bombed to make up for their shitty puts 😭😭😭 u cant make this shit up |
| Oil will probably pop when the Strait of Hormuz closes.\n\nI say "probably", because the oil market is giga regarded. It's like the embodiment of that Princess Bride meme: "I know that you know that I know..." |
| After the pounding his investments have taken this last year, he can only afford to squat in the mezzanine of a local Target. |
| VOO and chill at this point. |
| You already have a bet going - RDDT to 160.0 before 27-Feb-2026 01:34 AM -05 |
| Algos are drunk again, they just can't make their mind up |
| Natural Selection |
| !banbet |
| Jensen will report stellar earnings and then try to avoid questions on the fact that they now make 3 cents of margin per Blackwell card due to the memory prices \n \nNVDA to 120 and QQQ to 500 lmao |
| whats ur target price? |
| We going doooooooowwwnnnn |
| Is that a metaphor for straight to the shitter? If so yippee! |
| He already said existing tariffs are NOT coming down and this 10% is on top of them. |
| Show her that her crying makes you cry, now it’s her fault again. |
| Dump into EAGL |
| retesting spy 688 for the 900th time in 6 months |
| Power 5 minutes |
| If tariffs are bad for the US economy, why isn’t the stock market rallying today? |
| But surely he wouldn’t make us start drinking poopoopeepee juice?\n\n“BREAKING NEWS, PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCES ALL TAP WATER TO BE REPLACED WITH PEEPEEPOOPOO JUICE, ON THE ADVICE OF SECRETARY KENNEDY” |
| How did the Fully Corrupt Supreme Court make a real decision against POS-POTUS? |
| Not even a little bit. I broken even and got out a couple years ago and I refuse to touch it again. \n\nThe thing that bothers me most is no one can give a plain English explanation of what ETH does or why it’s valuable. Like wtf is a decentralized app, what is a smart contract, and why does anyone care about these things? Maybe I’m being ignorant but I’ve yet to hear a convincing argument in favor of Ethereum or any other crypto really. It’s purely speculative and it only has value because people keep buying it. |
| Tru |
| No joke: the word tariff is from Tarif Ibn Malik. A Moroccan Berber. He used to tax ships coming from the Atlantic into the Mediterranean Sea. He did this from the Spanish city Tarifa, which is named after him.\n\nMaybe Trump will now stop these tariffs, as he knows it's Islamic origin. |
| So which sectors will pop when we bomb Iran? |
| So -2% on Monday? |
| Gap up monday for absolutely 0 reason like always. |
| Market isn’t pricing in a war yet. Which means Baron knows, it’s not time yet. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/most-regarded made a bet that SPY would go to 670.0211 within **1 day** when it was 683.695 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| # EWY up 100% in 6 months is just bonkers |
| Huh. Today must be Friday |
| Hey you know what, you're maybe right. I just wouldn't want hate to be spread against that community. |
| how regarded do you have to be to say "We are at 50,000 on the stock market" |
| Did anyone even say thank you for the tariffs? |
| Thx for the liquidity, even if your prediction were never wrong. |
| I mean, I could double down on GLD again if its gonna keep doing that |
| 99 is lucky |
| You right, my bad lol |
| Not sure if i should hold my silver over the weekend or not |
| This markets so fake and 🌈 cyall Monday |
| Actually the decision gives him more power. Mainstream media wrong again lol |
| They did. |
| >Any government intervention... the rich get richer\n\nAnd no regulation doesn't also lead to that? How? Doesn't it lead there even quicker? If you have a problem with the rich just getting richer, then addressing what you are saying is how you speedrun that.\n\nAdvocating for free market absolutism is a preposterous take, but debating religious fundamentalists is also a waste of time, so I won't. But come on dude, get a second axis for your graph, jeez. |
| “It appears I… miscalculated.” |
| when is the Dow going super saiyan for that 50x multiplier? |
| Lol no. This is the new market standard, same as post COIVD inflation prices |
| Hims puts or already priced in? |
| Unsolder it, sell it, dl it |
| So, on top of the illegal tariffs, which will remain in place, we get taxed an additional 10%. |
| Support at 22500 resistance at 23200 for Munday |
| Just sold my SLV calls and took profits. If youre holding, youre welcome. |
| As if ameripoors can even point out where the big bad Ayatollah resides and we expect them to spell as well?? |
| RDDT 200 before April 1st |
| I hope you are right 🤞 |