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| 3 casinos. |
| Bitcoin up looks like good sign for green open |
| Oil going down since Iraq got access |
| Iranium |
| I wanna thank the jews for killing Jesus and making the Easter bunny possible. Chocolate eggs are delicious. |
| come on, this is 100% iranian propaganda |
| jfc\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2040171986664431934 |
| Elon trying so hard to be a Trillionaire |
| Where in NY you from |
| Aliens can copilot the F-15? |
| Only gay guys have toned butts |
| Ahab the arab by ray stevens is my go-to music video whenever im looking up middle east news. Sets the tone you know |
| Are you looking both ways when you cross the road? |
| You love the attention 😉 |
| So much hate on him here, but he's actually trying to accomplish something by pushing humanity possibilities. He could be like countless other douchebags who make a billion and just go drill for more oil, yet he's drowning himself in all these businesses and ventures. You guys might think he's having a good time, but that just can't be possible. I, for one, would like to see him succeed with SpaceX, neuralink and with Grok. Yeah ai is at most a fraud, but it's becoming useful in some areas. After all, he is the only reason we see so many electric cars on streets today, it was pre-musk deemed impossible. If there's anything I sincerely hate it's when I'm having a coffee outside and a car goes by leaving 2 minutes of smelly air |
| Average Easter Bunny believer ⬆️ |
| Iran's entire playbook is to apply pressure on 3rd parties to get them to in turn apply pressure on their opponents. If Iran had the pilot in their custody you can be damn sure they would let the world know because they would want the western media to report on it as much as possible to try to get the US population to pressure the government to end the war. |
| US-IS doing terrorist shit as usual. |
| they are all probably fine, hitting datacenters is purely symbolic |
| Have heard that luckin coffee was fudging the numbers and that coffee shops in china are in a coffee price undercutting. Ie let’s price out the smaller shops so we can be the only option for coffee in the area. Then jack up the prices. |
| I'd suggest you paper trade it first and follow your winners, I could be wrong, maybe there is a way for you to make money if you close the loser early and let the winner run idk. I've taken the other side of this trade, aka opened short straddles, and got paid every week in march except for this last one where I got my ass handed to me. |
| From Iran: \n\n“After their disappointment to rescue the pilot of a fighter jet that was shot down by Iranian armed forces two days ago, the Americans are seeking to bomb and kill pilot in locations where he is likely to be present,”\n\nWhile probably propaganda and unlikely, you guys shouldnt be surprised if this really turns out true. \n\nWe are beyond regards now lol.. |
| The irony would create the Bible 2.0 |
| AI |
| The Target Tramps have been known for a long time. |
| my 50x oil perps are down 40%, need mango |
| won't happen |
| Those Artemis II photos 😭 |
| As I get into my mid-40’s, I lucked out and am still fit, in fact, my butt actually looks good for the first time in my life. I get honked at pretty much every day on my walks/jogs. Early on, thought it was women, then I realized it’s probably gay guys, so really, if you think about it, all I did was increase my chances of getting sexually assaulted. Doubled edged butt. |
| He's in a bunker waiting to push the big red button |
| theres no way mango dies on easter |
| How do you know it's him? |
| Kim definitely has vd |
| Reality simply does not exist for mr. orange, I wish I could just say anything and fully believe it no matter what |
| Need AI pics |
| Nicolas Maduro has defeated 🥭 in Pon Farr combat.\nVance claimed as bridal prize. |
| NEW: Despite an hourslong search-and-rescue operation, no signs of intelligent life has been detected at the White House as mystery deepens over President Trump's whereabouts |
| Since when did the hottest women start shopping at Target? Better than Whole Foods now. |
| Not in all caps, not him |
| I'd rather become a ber |
| Why are people spreading rumors when the guy been tweeting on Truth all day |
| Would have been nice of us to warn the folks on that bridge |
| >!Everyone!< anoos will be gaping by summer. |
| Yea right. His hole is gapped |
| It’ll be a cold day in hell before I let some Costco nerd take the joy of throwing used car batteries into the ocean away over $15 |
| Why watch at all just get the scores online after |
| Ok, i need explanation on this. U mean Medicare? |
| check latest truth social posts |
| We did all the time as friends |
| I think you’re supposed to use salt |
| Bill Ackman just sent the craziest tweet\n\nI think he’s basically taking NKE private at $60-$70 a share as his baby Berkshire |
| If the US lied about the other pilot holy cow this is about to be a huge scandal. |
| bruhs did you know vscode is literally a website? |
| Put some sugar on it |
| That’s why I stopped watching. |
| Why wouldn’t she just ask you out? |
| It happened Friday afternoon local time. |
| Tiger Woods is banging Don Jr's ex-wife. Imagine putting your dick where Don Jr's has been |
| fingers crossed orange in tard makes a move.. |
| You should fuck that guy |
| 🥭 is losing so bad he’s at the hospital faking sick? Sheeeeesh |
| Thank you |
| Again? |
| If Bul don’t twerk anoos they won’t die of old age |
| I assume you mean the president. |
| The cartoon bunny? |
| " his retarded supporters hate it even more."\n\nLol, doubt. They literally voted for a paedophile who tried to overthrow the 2020 election, you think they magically found a soul now that he's bombing brown people?\n\nAs Trump has previously said... "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK", and, "I love the poorly educated". |
| PERSON WOMAN MAN CAMERA TV |
| > Tasnim News Agency from a military source:\n\n> - We will not announce whether the pilot is in our custody or not\n\n> - The Americans are not telling the whole truth about the first pilot |
| Ez, another tax break for war damages |
| Wiping out Iranian military bullish af. With all the troops building up in bet the next wave of military leaders fold like origami and we get ourselves an Easter miracle. |
| Try grindr |
| i said 96% interception rate, not 100% |
| Hopefully not many. Iran warned several targets to evacuate personnel last week about incoming strikes. |
| Monday -3% gonna hit lit like crack |
| Just In: Chuck Norris to play the next James Bond |
| I once thought I had the flu for an entire year, turns out I was just really bored.\n\nSent from Motorola StarTAC |
| Joe Rogaine died for our sins |
| How arrogant he is, is somewhat irrelevant to the validity of his original theories. |
| As it ends up, Iran may not be too happy about that double tap on the bridge killing emergency responders, or you know, killing their leader and a good portion of his immediate family. |
| I had 2k shares with a cost basis of $98 last time I owned MU. Sold right after it broke $100 way too soon but it was initially a swing. |
| Just accept u a bussy boi bro |
| As long as we didnt see him, hes "Schrödingers orange" |
| That would make sense |
| Why the hell I need so many subscriptions to watch basketball |
| Passed them bigly, if not the bigliest ever |
| LOL this aged well |
| Before clicking on your profile to see what your picture was i thought it was a sandwich. |
| Gay story |
| Reports of 🥭 at the hospital due to anal blockage |
| Can I get an F in the chat for all the people working at the Amazon Web Services data center in Bahrain on a Sunday? |
| Oh no my wife can’t get her tampons boo who |
| Reports circling missing soldier left boot on plane therefore no "boots on ground" |
| Dame bro, you must be hella fugly |
| i got that mf dawwwg in me |
| It still might be another week before she gives it up |
| The cocoa prices was just fuelled by speculation. The farmers were not getting much more money as they are all bound to long term contracts. They just wanted to fuck us over |
| > BBC: Iran may have captured F-15 crew\n\n> The BBC says it has interviewed a former security officer, who indicated that Iran may have captured one of the crew members of the downed US F-15 plane.\n\n> He also pointed out that it is possible that the person has been captured and Iran has not announced it. He added that Iran may use the location device itself to lure American forces into the area and target them. |
| Puts |
| I subscribe to the Dumbbell Theory, which is that Nassim Taleb is an overrated hack who spends most of his time lashing out at those who dare question his brilliance. |
| My neighbour girl who I grew up with for 10+ years ended up marrying a guy who looks like me and of which she says has my personality\n\nI'm now wondering if I missed any signals back in the day |
| Look you were green for a day! |
| Should’ve just launched a special operation to seize the Nobel peace prize by force |
| No one mourns the wicked. |
| *Epstein |
| Ufo news out now. Now I have completely forgotten about the war, the pdf documents, and that time I shit myself in elementary school |
| You forgot the "Sir". Otherwise 9/10 |
| i gotta plop a chair over at Dover Air Base. get my Costco hot dog or rotisserie chicken and start counting |
| My portfolio would be in a better place if there were no old shits in office over age 65. |
| Have any of you guys read Nassim Taleb? What do you think of barbell theory? |
| He actually just wanted [Dewars](https://imgur.com/gallery/pRj1TkU). |
| Mango: I took several cognitive tests on Saturday and I passed them all! Doctors came to me with tears in their eyes saying, "I can't believe you passed those tests! Not even Einstein could figure them out!" |
| The Amazon data center in Bahrain got bombed really hard and is still broken. |
| Short of glassing all of Iran I don't see how you get the strait reopened. Only way out is backing out and paying reparations for trillions of dollars. |
| I agree. You did smoke too much |
| So what's the ☕ on 🥭 |
| like 80-90% i guess. Just ask yourself the opposite: What are the odds, that the US will find him now? |
| When Mango says everything is going good to pump the market, they gonna drop the vid of the pilot watching Mango sex tape |
| You're gonna feel so silly when they find moon oil. |
| Iran an hour later after shooting down a plane: What ceasefire? |
| go on bumble, make a profile, no matches after 15 minutes of using the app, delete my profile, try again in 1 - 2 months, repeat |
| Trump gave Iran two days or they face hell. I am convinced he did this because he knows I have an SPX 6000 long shot put that expires Monday. Ground invasion happens on Tuesday confirmed. |
| 40 hours remaining until nothing happens |
| Not really, 🥭 was almost singlehandedly propping up the massive fraud markets |
| Is he confirmed alive? Why is no one mentioning he could've died in the crash? Can they not find him or not retrieve him? Not that we probably know. Whatever area the US highlights, Iran will know to immediately converge on. |
| i just looked at Spain and omg its wonderfully simple if you have $$. |
| His wiener. |
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| Tiki tiki tiki tikihhh |
| This is a good thing because those viewers hold spy |
| Is Iran blowing up Amazon bullish? |
| I AM THRIVING🫴 |
| go visit NYC. They let you do it |
| My worries, Sir. My worries. |
| On this one imma say let em cook |
| Stop being 🌈 |
| Yeah you can still be kind if you want, but being dominant is mandatory |
| Long Live King Vance |
| The files were heavily redacted? Is there actually proof somewhere |
| So nothing of value was lost. |
| Apparently bearhunters Kia Forte has been spotted at Walter Reed Medical Center |
| You can: WYNN CZR MGM |
| I don't know how to do any of that and I'm not skilled or knowledgeable in the market enough to time that well enough. I exitted because of UVIXs nature to always go down. I bought at the wrong time and with too much capital. A huge mistake on my end and I don't think it's fixable. |
| makes no sense. russia will sell the Bricks of Red Square if it gets them money. |
| U know whats the really sad part about this? They will get all seats filled. |
| Holy fuk iran is targetting ai super data centers now. 30 billion lost in one day. Black monday is coming 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻 |
| If you go to therapy you will never have more money. \n\nDon't go to therapy, get rich and steal someone elses princess |
| My puts are cooked if mango man is dead, who’s gonna fuck up the economy now 😔 |
| 🥭: "I like people that weren't captured."\n\n |
| Lmao they doing that shit to pump the market once he shows up in public again. Super predictable |
| all the videos coming from Iran look like are shot with a potato, they are already in the stone age |
| Damn now you got me thinking MU calls |
| When the special forces gets stuck then we need to send in a full ground invasion to rescue the rescuers. |
| I’m tall (6’3) so I know it won’t show until a couple years or so, but I’ll start this routine once I’m done with school 🥲 |
| maybe i smoked too much but what are the odds that Iran captured the pilot already and they're just running ghosts to waste US resources? |
| lol |
| puts then calls |
| GRND |
| Why not 530? The liberation day gap is yet to be filled |
| and crushing medical debt. dont forget that |
| yeah Wal Mart in Georgia would like a word with this guy |
| #Blood of the Lamb 🤘😫🤘 |
| What about 🥭? |
| From my bleeding ass to the feet |
| [Rumor Mill](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-health-hospital-rumours-36970233) |
| special forces boots on the ground, they located the 2nd pilot and are staging a rescue mission as we speak |
| Kissinger lived to be 100 years old. Evil never dies. |
| https://preview.redd.it/iay648vjz8tg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0126cb8c37863ef8be4137ff27cf7a219612c031 |
| Only thing I miss when Iived in Chicago |
| 🥭’s anoos prolapsed |
| I see fat old people everywhere I go. Being fat and old used to be a status symbol up until society modernized and being in your 40s and getting diarrhea wasnt detrimental to your health. |
| I’m hungry for a sammy🤤 |
| Which half? |
| I think 15% from ath isn’t unreasonable to hold out for |
| Bad people live the most. Don’t get your hopes up |
| Oldest people I know are obese |
| I’ll try this - thanks 😊 |
| Because prices don’t go back down |
| Fuck you FIFA, i cant afford to watch my country play in world cup without selling half of my body. |
| I'm not believing anything about deceased fruit until the wiki page is updated |
| unlike her. her face is the stuff of nightmares. i would take Tigers ex any day over that ghoul |
| If you could buy shares of a specific Vegas casino, are you buying? |
| No. |
| What about your mom? |
| but does it go to 11 |
| Yeah i guess. they are playing the one card they have left and its just inviting more destruction. The dismantling of Iran militarily has been carried out poorly but you dont hear any of their neighbors demanding it stop. Even with energy prices spiking and shortages in some regions not one country has said stop. While Russia and China have denounced it formally even they have offered no meaningful assistance. The whole world has pretty much decided this needed to take place some just dont like how it is taking place and whom is doing it. |
| Thanks your cheap shares |
| So bullish or bearish? |
| Missing the implied /s |
| 24 hours til futes - I’ll take anything at this stage - fuck 🌽 |
| let me ask my parole officer if it’s okay |
| his heart would give out long before the ride to Walter Reed. his diet and lack of clean diapers will get him soon |
| Because idiots keep buying it |
| About 10 years ago my ex girlfriend convinced me to sell $12,000 worth of Nvidia that would now be worth $2-3 million. At the time I was excited because it was up like 50 percent… It’s best not to dwell on the past and just learn from it for the future. |
| Someone from Florida should know better than that |
| Why the hell are chocolate egg prices through the roof? Cocao price is back to its original low price pre-2022 yet chocolate is still 10x more expensive than in 2022 |
| Nice 👍 |
| ironically the man on the moon is not straight either |
| Actually they can't. They not landing |
| that Iran parliament guy is hilarious. "you declared victory 17 times now youre asking where is pilot. has anyone seen our pilot". dude is hilarious |
| Biblical feast 😊 |
| The whole world must learn of our peaceful ways\n\n\nBy force |
| Bro come to the Midwest. Fat oldies everywhere |
| We can put a man on the moon but we can't open the strait |
| I'm the real cash flow wisdom. My account has been hacked by an imposter. |
| Pam Bondi’s instagram says she is still “Attorney General” |
| explains my hankering for an afghan kebab. he is risen! |
| What are you going to do with all that? |
| Fuck |
| Yep likewise. I’m not smart enough to take gains so when my fomo peaks it’s usually the sell off has begun. |
| “If you import 🐻, you become the 🐻!” |
| If you're talking in the US I think it would slow down a lot of the Chaos. JD would have a lot of shit to get sorted out and by the time he's settled in midterms will have happened. The house and Senate are gonna flip and he'll be basically handicapped in what he can get done in with his last two years |
| You see old people. You see overweight people. You don’t see overweight old people. Take care of your body \n\n This has been a cashflow word of wisdom |
| My condolences, Americans. |
| Portillos glizzies for dinner |
| Bros going to resurrect on easter sunday and will act like he’s the first one to do it |
| At least credit me |
| One of the benefits of getting older is that you start to view women your age as hotties |
| Canada hopital |
| You've clearly never sat on a cracked toilet seat. You'd be best to heed his words. |
| That kind of thinking is how countries got cheap renewables that dgaf about oil supply chain disruptions. |
| Lamb meat , parsley , matzah , and grape juice procured \n\n\n🫡✝️🙏🍷🐑🥩🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 |
| Full self grokking coming soon? |
| Rip mango you would’ve loved gta6 😔 |
| We’re at war because someone got their feelings hurt |
| Idk. He’s going to pause the pause or watch him strike some capital building and champion that as something significant |
| This thread is pure comedy and I love it.\n\nPour me a cup 🥃 |
| Fuck therapy get rich |
| On Easter Saturday 🥭 died for ~~your~~ his sins ✝️ |
| I live in a tiny apt. Saw that all my neighbors were out lol\n\nAnything above 7 was painful.\n\nI've seen videos of Hendrix playing about 3 feet in front of 4 seperate 100 watt stacks live. Have no idea how that dude could hear anything. |
| Right?!?!?! It’s so disgusting, we need to make a list of subreddits and sites like this to pass out so we can warn others! |
| I really want curry puffs and glass noodles rn |
| We have now had the 4th regime change this week, trust me. |
| RIP Joe Rogan |
| Kristi Noem's husband will just text you his pics for free, you don't have to pay him |
| Ah yes\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vdjc5qw2y8tg1.jpeg?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba06f10e7f834db34d5673eda11762fe32c3b35f |
| Some dude spread a video of Walter Reed having a motorcade out front. Mango not being seen since Wednesday night also isn't helping the rumor. |
| Probably same reason as Bibi last month, people being surprised people have 5 fingers on a hand and all |
| Yeah news not looking good for my long calls over the weekend. Sucks to be me. |
| https://preview.redd.it/93e0ssalx8tg1.png?width=1558&format=png&auto=webp&s=57abedf93e9b628dfa90a27cd53be981bea6af36\n\nI think of this line every time I see some Reddit doomer predicting Complete and Total Economic Collapse |
| You mean she pegged you? |
| In the 2000, we also had 99% of the population who believed the world would run out of oil in the next 30 years lolll |
| 🥭 died giving xi the old throat goat, like he did to bubba. |
| The cop? |
| Extend the time. 0dtes are cool but I was consistently make $1-2k a week off 2-3weeks out until the itch for 0s hit. Now I can’t get off of them |
| bring her to the zoo, retards love the zoo |
| Maybe they mixed him up with Joe Rogan? |
| sir your sound reason does not get the last word on this one. We can always print more. |
| LIES |
| I ask myself this every day. |
| Shit, I turned off the algo sry\n\nBut tbh for the more "niche" ones I don't have too much data |
| Yeah tonight I ate the last one sorry |
| This is the way. |
| so you were the guy using kindness to get sexual favors the whole time, weak emu? |
| Why they saying Trump dead on X? |
| <Morgan Freeman emoji> |
| Chat is going so fast none will read I used to have a crush on Judy Hopps |
| I’m not saying fulfilling life , I’m saying to build a character with great mindset and personality. All successful traders do basics in line first.. He is not gamble little money on options, he lost over 300k . That’s is not little money , he was saying he lost relationships, friends and everything because of this so called trading addiction, No professional trader do this , it clearly shows lack of boundaries in life to mange things. Most people staying poor they think gambling is a way out instead developing the real trading skills , they don’t have patience when they do not see instant results. For you, if you gamble money in option and thinking you gonna find a way ,, remember you never gonna make it , even if you win few , you gonna lose it next just like alll other gamblers. |
| can’t afford it |
| Last Easter 2025 I remember sitting at the Hard Rock AC playing bubble craps\n\nI lost $5k on this one machine and was so tilted LMAO\n\nHard Rock’s policy “Bubble Craps play does not quality for tier points” |
| Bondi? |
| it's mesopotamia, the fertile crescent (results may vary) |
| who?? |
| What happened to me: https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/zfmmxr/t_the_80s_were_a_wild_time_i_had_to_really_looked/ |
| Flat probably |
| Who? |
| I am a bear. I don’t want to be a bear. I don’t want these things to happen. With that being said, I cannot ignore reality like the bulls. Plus, I completely disagree with this war and I think the market crashing is a catalyst to build public support to be far more critical of it. The further we go into this thing, the harder it is to get out. We might be up to several thousand dead soldiers and over a hundred thousand dead civilians by next year if this keeps up at this rate. Rip the bandaid off now |
| He has more money than u that's why. U have to accept this and go to therapy |
| Only rumors I care about is a certain newly unemployed madam only fans account 😮💨 |
| >The 2008 recession lasted for 2 years.\n\nThat's before people in power realized how easy it was to manipulate and prop up the stock market. The 2020 bear market only lasted about 30 days before they were able to pump the market and have it go to all time highs. |
| Hopital |
| Just shit in the street |
| Arent cars still way overvalued since COVID, and now car loans are like 10%? What cars are cheap?? |
| Puts or calls on Monday ? |
| I really hope the fruit has spoiled |
| I was born to lose money with four monitors, a PC from before the Obama administration, and a dream. |
| >his retarded supporters hate it even more\n\nHave you not looked at the poll numbers? |
| Treated this bitch like a god damn princess and she went for the asshole instead. |
| Holy fuck. |
| With 2 hours to go:\n\nThe GREAT and POWERFUL country of Iran have agreed to a ceasefire, maybe the greatest fire that has ever been ceased. I have personally overseen highly productive negotiations with some random homeless person in Tehran. SPY is GREAT. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| You actually have more cash percentage wise than the guy in the pic (he's 25%). |
| We are entering the Weekend at Bernie’s phase of the war. Can’t make this $hit up |
| https://preview.redd.it/ipqhkts7x8tg1.jpeg?width=1236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31880107327c8966a5588bee870dd6cb9d0d1f9e |
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| Weird how the White House doesn't have a bunch of crazy tweets saved for these situations. Just throw up a "The failed \_\_\_\_\_\_ run by the Incompetent and Stupid \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ blah blah blah blah. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" and no one would suspect a thing. |
| Mango at Walter Reed Rumor Update: \n\n> Iran has announced they're already negotiating a deal with the new president and he's much less radical than the last one |
| "Kristi Noem's husband" halloween costumes are gonna be hot this year |
| Lmao can you imagine broccoli headed Jayden and Aidan pulling up to Iran to fight a ground war 😂😂😂\n\n🥭 Didn't think this through |
| The casino has been shut for 50 hours we are bored |
| Its been a couple summers since I've heard that creepy ah ice cream truck music |
| Are the rumors true? Is mango down? |
| Who else jacks off to their PnL |
| Bros really going to do a jesus at easter |
| 🐰Zootopia 3: Operation Epic Furry 🦊 |
| He's just gonna show up on TV once a week amd recap his truth social posts.\n\nAnd the market will fall for it every time. |
| Why do people here keep declaring mango is dead lmao, literally no source outside this sub says this |
| I just came back from a three hour coma what’s going on? |
| Sounds like the S&P will hit a new high after this "great" news. |
| The wiki page on thw 1970s energy crisis says this lol \n\n> The 1973 and 1979 energy crisis had caused petroleum prices to peak in 1980 at over US$35 per barrel (US$137 in today's dollars).\n\nSo the terrible energy crisises that everyone mentioned for the next 50-60 years saw a peak price below where we currently are. \n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1970s_energy_crisis |
| Jaiden been real quiet since this dropped |
| Its impossible to inverse yourself because the action you take could always been inverted. You just did what u were destined to |
| 😜 |
| Adjusted for inflation it’s not even close to 2008 levels. |
| "Some people are born to trade. TradeStation was built for them."\n\nI don't think this ad is for me. |
| Lmao messed around with Robinhood’s sports prediction market bullshit. Nuggets took the lead, tried to close it, said “trade cancelled” spurs then scored and it autofilled at breakeven. Thank you Vlad! |
| 🤭 |
| It feels like any position in this market will lose, short or long, if you open it on the wrong day and close it at the wrong time.\n\nConversely, shit is so choppy that if you just wait, you'll probably get a chance to get out at break even lol |
| No, he's fine. Just people making up things to pass a boring saturday. |
| I didn’t need 4 bags of chips, but it got my DCA down from $5.50 to $2.50 per bag, so why wouldn’t I by them 4 for $10? |
| Normal leaders : Hope everyone has a lovely Easter weekend and enjoy time with their loved ones 😁\n\n🥭: Iran has 48 hours to do as I say or all hell will reign down on them 😤 |
| If this would be the case, like in Russia, i wouldnt be surprised. But there is no quality, even the propaganda is hilarious and so god damn stupid. I saw today on FoxNews that Trump has the odds to take a 2% Fee for vessels to be escorted out of Hormuz and i just thought: Bro, if the Trump voters would believe this, is there really anyone to think that this is a good idea idea? |
| Far more likely, but way less satisfying ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ |
| Incels are hilarious today |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| That pilot got 48 hours to get out of the blast zone. 🥭 Ain't playin |
| Be honest, can you recall a single thing that Trump said in that super important primetime address just a few days ago? That shit was a total letdown. The market rallied partially based on that....so is it going to give that up now that the result is the speech was dogshit? The only thing I remember was him mentioning obama. |
| What do you mean you held over a 3-day weekend?!?!?!?! |
| New to sub. Which app is this |
| buy |
| Too young for Iraq too old for Iran. Don’t worry Gen Z we will take care of your ladies |
| Thanks, wonder how long Israel is willing to wait. I've had this weird feeling that TPTB are so egotistical that they're going to throwdown on Easter intentionally. |
| And apparently it's played in the FEMA offices |
| Just eat 1-2 buckets of quark every day for sufficient protein while keeping it cheap. (It's only 1$ here per bucket.) Then work out 3 times per week on average. |
| Notional futures? And also... Bought? As in S&P went up in this notional land? Along with crude going up? Seriously asking cuz I don't understand. |
| Bought a Marshall dsl-40cr \n\nLet the tubes get hot\n\nPlayed full channel volume, full power, master at 7\n\nNow am deaf for the rest of my days |
| Diesel is even higher at the pump brethren |
| For future: when you own a 100+ shares, sell an ATM weekly call option when you want to exit. For 4/10 you could have collected another $1400 on each of those 100 shares or sell slightly in the money. |
| u should bottle up this rage for years to come and see what happens |
| love that this show has its own channel on roku |
| i saved more using my safeway card than i lost or gained in the market this week. |
| The best part of life is being asleep and being oblivious of my existence. |
| If he sets out at low tide he might be the rocks. |
| They really really want to blow shit up. Kinda crazy. I don't think I've ever heard shit like this |
| I deployed 2/3 of my cash since the war started. I have a feeling Monday will be a day not to look at my accounts |
| # Game Theory #69: Ber is fuk |
| Can easily see the UAE is on fire 🔥check out NASA fire cameras, lol Middle East has so many fires at all oil depots and sites. Market doesn’t even know it yet |
| Bro is going to outlive a bunch of gen z at this rate |
| Right yeah that's what I'm learning in my alpha male podcast training, I'm asserting my dominance more now |
| Longwashere is that you? |
| Yes. Iran says they're already negotiating a deal with the new president and he's much less radical than the last guy. |
| There it is.gif |
| The spot price for current physical cargoes of Brent crude oil soared Thursday to $141.36, the highest level since the 2008 financial crisis, according to S&P Global, which tracks the data. \n\--CNBC\n\nDoes anyone know what this means? Should we still buy oil long calls (e.g. Chevron) or would that still be FOMO?\n\n |
| And a less effective pill. But Americans are known for eating all kinds of shit. |
| It rarely arrives this well lubricated either… |
| Any article with ‘🥭 aides’ is a leak - he is conditioning people to accept what he is about to do |
| So bored. Open the casino |
| When Fox News won their lawsuit by claiming they are strictly entertainment and have no duty to report accurate information or the truth, and they changed their name to “fox entertainment” |
| VSCO |
| They like and desire dominant, sexy, strong men who (optionally) won't completely destroy their life |
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| Boomers don't follow real news, they are so wealthy they have the privilege to just be ignorant of anything happening outside suburbia, unless it has to do with the genitals of someone 20 towns over and what gender people are fuckin. |
| Idk how to double that body tbh. After seeing the incompetence with this invasion I have zero faith that they could pull it off |
| no but anyone who believes it might be brain dead |
| Didn’t do shit for beef prices though. |
| I sucked off Jesse Waters, idk how they figured it out |
| Stfu german poor. We only have state propaganda channels |
| Well I was asking google if women liked Nice Guys because I'm a really Nice Guy but these dumb bitches don't seem to appreciate me |
| Aged 18 years. Waiting for the jokes on this... |
| Theorising that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Doctor Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished... He woke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. His only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear. And so Doctor Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home…”\n |
| A femboy that doesn't know he's a femboy. |
| Yes I am up like 15% ytd |
| To be fair how is it any different than Kylie Jenner and she made herself a billionaire of off that |
| To be fair, during that golf trip we were not actively at war and attempting to locate a downed airman |
| Did they smell your dik breath? |
| Time to eat dinner and go to bed. Time goes by the fastest this way. |
| #use kindness as a way to manipulate or gain sexual favors\n\nAka shitty people \n\n |
| yeah but we gonna have some big ass pot holes |
| Exactly what i expected. |
| 25m subscribers paying $1bn annualised |
| take your beggars cup to walmart you ungrateful ameripoor you wont get euros here |
| You just need to hope and pray you are sitting on the right side of the trade when the tweet comes. May as well just go black/red on the wheel, no difference |
| This is AI slop. Real question, why is this allowed on the sub?\n\nDid OP prove to mods he’s legit or something? Because this text is 100% generated by AI.\n\nAlso…based on OPs near identical post 7 months ago, I assume this is all just made up karma farming.\n\n |
| Is 🍊 really fucking dead? |
| Only if he TACOs.\n\nAll the news articles are mostly pushing how the war is going to end soon. |
| Holy shiiiit Fox news just confirmed that im gay |
| 25m subscribers paying $1b annualized |
| Well I found an article in the Hindustan times if that helps |
| Thank god my car runs on diesel and not on crude oil 🙏🙏 |
| oh you has no response 🙁 uneducated euro 🙂 |
| 1000 year reverse mortgage for America, $300T, would pay debt and let us spend like crazy. We wont be here in 1000 years anyway so who cares. |
| ##Shut up europoor\n\n##🫵🤡👉🫳🍟 |
| They just hate us because they anus 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 |
| Same but I’m buying crypto |
| Ahhh shucks I might miss out on 3-4% gains trying to risk manage against a massive global economic recession caused by a massive idiot with bombs and a wanna be crusader, how will I ever recover 😢 \n |
| https://preview.redd.it/hxyhs4gav8tg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac8acff49f3f0c7546b92559a5dbf323b083c6a3 |
| What a boring ass weekend. Let's never do this again |
| Good luck. $200 stock |
| wow sounds like that hospital needs to review their HIPAA policies |
| That’s awfully generous every generation has had some one like that the internet algo s are just pushing it more |
| ameripoor do yuo want some euros? |
| As an europeean im investigating the US media for several months now.. \n\nAnd i have to say: WHAT IN GODS NAME HAPPENED HERE??? \n\nIve never seen a pile of horseshit that big. Its so god damn huge and everyone keeps shitting on it. |
| I hope you're right, even though I'm holding puts I don't want to see anything get destroyed |
| Guys April fools is already gone |
| Dude if even 0.2% of people in this sub posted “confirmed reports via Al Jazeera” and similar, the algos would actually pick it up |
| I’m gonna invite my uncle Nato and open the Hormuz (yes I have an uncle named Nato). |
| When you inverse yourself and still lose money.... |
| Who let grandpa out of the nursing home |
| No you didn't you AI-prompted clickfarmer. |
| Yes, women generally like and desire kind, supportive, and respectful men, often citing these as necessary long-term traits. However, they often dislike "nice guys" who are passive, insecure, or use kindness as a way to manipulate or gain sexual favors. |
| Would that mean I can buy gas guzzlers for cheap? |
| We all live in perpetual denial for the last 6 years |
| actually, it's nice to know I won't die from extreme heat or cold. that shit is wild for you guys, hurr durr brick houses. I can run duct work through a house because "no brick" and have central AC/Heat in as many zones as I want, and it costs way less than trying to do that through brick. |
| I don’t know how anyone could swing in this current state. 0dte + 100% cash gang by each close. 😎 |
| AHCO - neutral 0.1 weighted score, low confidence\n\nBasically slightly bullish, but too little data to be sure |
| I contacted every employee of the hospital I was able to find on linked in. Probably like over 100 messages I sent in the last hour. 9 (!) of them independently confirmed he had a heart attack. |
| Apparently it's not even the first time retards try to fake orange monster's death. There was already a rumor last year |
| He’s going to come back with his arm not working and his face drooping off his skull and pretend like nothing has happened. |
| It happened last year when he went on a golf trip with his granddaughter lmfaooo\n\nPeople in here are so retarded smh |
| losing $500 gambling:\n\n"ah bummer, anyway."\n\nusing my supermarket card and getting $3 in savings\n\n"I'm saving money!" |
| The world needs oil under 80 ; we are headed for total economic collapse otherwise |
| Been there done that before man. Advice…don’t EVER PLAY WITH OPTIONS UNLESS YOU UNDERSTAND TECHNICAL ANALYSIS AND FUNDAMENTALS INSIDE OUT. Even then, they fuck with your head and on the good days you feel great and the bad days you feel so depressed. It’s like gambling. You really should paper trade for a while if you’re gonna mess with derivatives again, dude. With what you have left, you’ll lose the rest of it easily trying to make it back by doubling down and what not and right now with the war going on it’s not the right time. I’ve lost a fortune every bit as much as you have doing the same stupid shit when before that I traded index funds and was doing well. I’ve studied the market every day for at least five hours a day for the past five years straight and it still drives me crazy especially in times like right now. Take a break and stay the hell out of the market right now do some paper training so you can learn some things and start studying technicals and fundamentals. If you ever wanna play with derivatives again. If you do it right now, I guarantee you, you will lose the rest of what you have And from personal experience starting over fucking sucks especially when like you I was financially independent as well |
| Sad thing it seems absolutely plausible with these sleaze bags. |
| Lmao if it gets destroyed it might actually pop the ai bubble |
| Didn't 🥭 literally bomb a school so your calls would print? |
| what if it bites back |
| You can just hand onto the UVIX and sell covered calls on the shares. \nI sell CSPs on the UVIX all the time. I sometimes get assigned. No sweat because I wheel it. All my shares popped above my purchase price and I sold them last week. 🤷🏼♀️ why would you exit? |
| Where ya'll getting these rumors from??? |
| Imagine what it is like trying to explain an amphibious invasion to an incontinent guy with a third-grade reading level and a skull full of Swiss cheese. |
| You guys the rumor is just so he can rise again tomorrow |
| “President Trump's top aides push for strikes on Iran's power plants and bridges saying that it could cripple Iranian missile and nuclear programs, WSJ reports”\n\nYeah bro let’s hit civilian infrastructure for the vibes |
| Do you remember last night? Do you remember how you ended up in brads flat? |
| I know you're being sarcastic, but there does logically have to be some theoretical point where if the inflation rate gets high enough that using the money printer is off the table |
| it's funny how everyone assumes the guy's done just cause he didn't open his mouth for 12hrs |
| on the flipside, the uae apparently has the best air defenses in the world. iran's inexplicably targeted the hell out of them, with (last i checked) about 96% being intercepted. |
| Lakers news spoiled my mood |
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| You gotta start eating. Eat between 150-200 grams of protein a day. Just go to the gym and ego lift the shit out of weights with good form until you are tired, and sleep a crap ton. If you’re a stud like me, you’ll bulk up in 6 months |
| Laugh all you want, but shitting myself in public is amazing. Even better when it starts leaking and someone has to clean it up. |
| Too good to go app is usually full of pizza too |
| They will all die eventually |
| The last two years have felt like one giant r/nottheonion post |
| You are being rescued, do not resist |
| Y’all can be both |
| You all can buy as I opened short position this week\n\nWelcome \n |
| Im on factory internet and that image did not load for a solid minute. Nor did the comments or description. OP made the single best joke post for people on shit cellular lmfao |
| Not buying until they post the hotline. |
| I for one bwelcome CHEESE this sentiment |
| You need some bologna sandwiches |
| Hoping is a weird way to explain "expected this administration to fuck up at every turn". |
| lmao chill ameripoor |
| well I don't own it , but COST looks like it's down maybe 10% that's nothing. At some point retard bears figure out that blue chip companies like COST overtime go higher. it's very very basic. |
| feels great not having to deal with gas rations lmfaooo\n\nStoopid europoor |
| That’s a poor world problem |
| Im not following but im with you in spirit 🫡 |
| 🥭 already on it |
| WTF |
| One hour before Trump's Iran power plant announcement, a bunch of insiders bought $1.5B of notional S&P futures, $200B in crude futures.\n\nAfter his announcement they flipped these and immediately made a $300M-$400M profit.\n\n5 to 6 times normal activity. Apparently his kids said when this is all over they'll be the richest family in the world.\n\nThis is the bullshit the average joe is up against trying to make money. |
| Wonder if you would have done better with $PREY options - you know, the opposite of being the spy? |
| Genius level IQ building stargate in the middle east. Now Iran threatening to blow it up 😂 |
| I've scraped your data regards, give me a ticker and I will tell you what Reddit thinks about it |
| Content creators misspelling captions on purpose to drive engagement pisses me off. |
| Dudes on Twitter are like, "there's a marine outside the oval so he must be in there working hard!" \n\nBro. |
| Only Trump could make me concerned that I am holding SPY over a 3-day weekend. |
| We need to normalize adult diapers. I'm sick of going out in the world, needing to shit badly, and having to fight my way to a toilet. |
| Suck my peener sport |
| we're amerifats idiot, europeans are europoors |
| The Cheesy Double Beef Burrito will get your system going, trust me. |
| Probably doesn't want to be sitting next to him, in what's left of the nuclear blast shattered remains of the Hague, being tried as his Goebbels |
| It’s been better |
| I need to go to the gym. I’m so skinny and weak 😞 |
| No sign of life it’s all someone posting on social media on his behalf |
| Calls on champagne |
| A sociopath with internet fame |
| I'm taking my paneer to the championship 🏆 |
| ameripoors, how does it feel to live in a third world country? |
| Or a Weekend at Bernies situation |
| 🅱️🅱️ |
| My withdrawal symptoms are getting bad, open the market!! |
| I can not underestimate the value of eating pussy good I’m telling yall start practicing |
| Eat ur veggies homie |
| Stay home bro. Elasticated waistband. You got this. |
| Is the 🥭 in the room with us? |
| Two weeks ago everybody saying Netanyahu dead, now everybody saying trump dead, in two weeks it’ll be kim dead putin dead im dead |
| An autistic influencer who is drugged up and live-streaming his obsession with looks |
| Renaming my peener to Final 4 |
| thought it was diarrhea turne out it was all blood wtf |
| " I was born and my life was over" - Saint Hamoudi |
| no way that illiquid pos drops that much lmao |
| I didn’t. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8hphft1mt8tg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f69e068b0907eab62b2745b945cf7cb4f8a7d067\n\n |
| Kid who is preaching high beauty standards to other kids. Going as far as creating micro fractures in the jaw bone to make it a better shape or something. |
| Joe Rogan will right now talk about anything but mango. |
| Just hope Trump doesn’t repost this lmao |
| Good setting a low bar and failing to clear it there, sport |
| Diarrhea this morning. Now I'm in can't trust a fart mode |
| Can he please hang in there for a couple more days so it doesn’t fuck up my puts |
| King of the incels. |
| Just a dude who thinks the meaning of life is to be a hot dude lol |
| Nobody cares about anybody lol. Just agendas and a fake belief they are Gandhi. |
| Bers say “invasion coming this weekend” |
| Is the booty from blade runner the real one of Ana de armas? |
| I guess the world will take a deep breath and buy the shit out of it. No1 outside of the united states will be sad or worried, maybe Israel, but the rest? Lets party! Tyranny is over! |
| Rogan Ripping rn |
| YOU CAN AND YOU WILL |
| Monthly check in because he needs to stay top shape for his leadership. 😤 - /s by the way. |
| Bers really are salty creatures lmfaooo |
| Don't think you can double the orangeness, retardness a ugliness. Unique. |
| He's been carboloading for weeks in prelerations |
| Mango's probably just constipated. Nothing a few Taco Bell value items can't fix. |
| Buls say they’ve been “speaking with the president” |
| Yes thank you |
| It would be very on brand. \n🥭💀?\n\n📈🎉💃🍺\n\nLet the rumor marinate.\n\n🥭😃, revealed 22 minutes after market open, and talking mad crazy shit. \n\n📉🤡⚰️\n\n |
| 🥭 ded I am glad I gey |
| Mango has passed away |
| In the same sense the Artemis 2 rocket dived off the earth |
| There's no way you can possibly return your investment from WMT and COST without selling your bags to somebody else. It would take you a lifetime to return investment if you never sold the stock. Everybody knows this but everybody also thinks the bubble can go higher. At some point there are no more buyers and we crash hard but idk when that will happen. |
| Ill be disappointed if the FEMA guys first words weren't "Oh Boy" |
| I've done it you guys. I've seen the entire world wide web. I am ascending to the galaxy wide web. Hasta la vista. |
| They lowered egg prices, be thankful 🙂↔️ |
| What are these rumors? |
| If you liked Liberation Day, you're gonna love "Obliteration Day" |
| As if they don't have a body double ready to go |
| Wtf is a clavicular and why is he all over my feed |
| Not necessarily true unless you are trading single options without a strategy beyond that.\n\nReal strategies involve more than just trading a single call or a put and crossing your fingers. You are just to used to the WallStreetBets 95% gamble. Many of them actually work better with large accounts on tickers with good options volumes (liquidity). Many strategies include holding the underlying for some portion of the trade. The problem is when you don’t have a strategy to protect against market fickleness.\n\nIf you are only doing simple trades with a call or a put, then yes, it is like trying to hit a fly with a blowgun, unless you have insider info.\n\nIf you don’t want to tend to a portfolio, setting and forgetting a stock/index can be fine, but it’s only 1/3 of the way I trade. However, if it works for you, by all means full steam ahead. |
| Just like this war lmao |
| Life comes in phases.\n\n\nFirst the phase where you only worry about going to parties. Then the phase where there's a wedding or two every month. Then the phase where all your friends are having babies so more, if tamer, parties. Then the weddings dry up and there's a long dull stretch of kid's and office parties. Then suddenly you start having to go to funerals. And then to start organising funerals. You might get a break for a few years here but finally, if you're lucky, you can stop worrying about everyone else and let them organise your funeral. |
| Omg cannot wait |
| tired of watching our tax dollars fly to the moon! How bout they help us lower gas prices instead! |
| It’s really important we all jump to conclusions about his death |
| You're right, we should elect more geriatrics with problems. |
| Peak poetry right here |
| If the rumors are true, shit is going to dive off a cliff on Monday |
| if subway secretly paid him a lot of cash, he would have said subway. i see right through his bullshit claim... |
| No clue, best buy a strangle and cut the losing leg quick. |
| We are actually ruled by ancient creatures that have existed millions of years before we ever existed. Look up Midnight Meat Train starring Bradley Cooper that gives a good overview. |
| Massive movement of aircraft to middle east. Expecting heavy bombing on civilian sites soon. |
| Well first the chick pees |
| I just watched an interview where he claimed that if extraterrestrial life is ever found, it wouldn’t be aliens but demons. He’s definitely the type to simp for Israel, believe in young earth, deny evolution... all the kooky things |
| And? He’s almost 80. Last dude was in a coma for half his presidency and nobody batted an eye smh |
| How come? |
| Pootie: This Ukraine conflict shouldn't take more than a week or so.\n\nMango: This Iran conflict shouldn't take more than a week or so. |
| sore loserman |
| They did and still do |
| Gonna be true one day |
| It's open if Iran says so. |
| Yea |
| I'm making reverse profits. I invest, lose money, then force myself to live cheap/poor for a few months until my balance is green again. |
| Another wave of C-17 transport planes across the Atlantic. Not dead. They are keeping him out of public view so he doesn't say something stupid and give away ground invasion plans. |
| lmfao y'all after the absolute psychological warfare of the last two trading weeks, I absolutely fucking CANNOT with the 🥭 death rumors right now |
| How do they even grow chickpeas in the desert? |
| Wrong. They can do this forever with no consequences. The threat of hyperinflation is a boogeyman to justify keeping their population poor and malnourished. |
| Me too. Hoping for a job in quality control with a well known pharmaceutical outfit |
| Jesus fucking Christ how do you guys find such pertinent memes. |
| As all investors around the world, including Berkshire, seem to wait for this exact moment, the market will take back, what Orange has withheld. Were pumping to 30k in Nasdaq in hours. |
| He has a routine check like every month or so and he's clearly got medical issues. |
| Peter Thiels murdered twink boyfriend to be on the $20 bill |
| How would market react on the news if it was true 😛 ? |
| fair |
| God forbid someone goes in for a routine check in without causing chaos. 🙄 |
| In college, they used to call me Lil Benis |
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| Can’t wait for the crash on Monday to jump into calls |
| You got the gey |
| Fyoots open in 24 hrs 🥵🥵🥵 |
| Wait, the strait is opening now? SPY 670 next week? Or even SPY 700?\n\nThe was the shortest collapse of the world economy ever |
| He probably just had another stroke no biggie yall need to chill |
| $9.99 Domino's large up to six topping deal is, dollar to calorie, one of the best deals to be had. If you're selling plasma to eat because everything is tied up in bullshit calls, this is for you. |
| All hail to the First Couch |
| 🥭 is the best wealth destroyer we’ve ever seen - too bad we aren’t insiders to profit off of his moves 😔 |
| I hope the rumors are true and the CIA finally stepped up and did what was needed |
| Mango and Bibi (redundant) are both dead, and we are being ruled by lizard people, using AI to deceive us. They were waiting for AI to be convincing enough before taking over fully. |
| u/StraitOfHummus is apparently Roboslop 3 |
| lol.. he is still tweeting and hour ago.. |
| I'm aware of that, I'm treating each school as a representative for their entire state |
| After everyone is dead |
| Roboslop 3 |
| Damn, mango kicked the bucket? |
| Holy SHIT. Oh mother **FUCKER**. |
| Calls on Waffle House teleportation |
| Ma ybe they weren’t |
| wildcats are in Tucson not Phoenix |
| JD Vance is a normie Christian, your mind is utterly rotted by reddit lol |
| Fry hash browns. |
| I haven no words, just sadness. |
| How does a 25 day account already have over 850 comments 🤌 |
| so jordan belford gets a job of the trading floor of rothschild but when I pitch a stock they terminate the interview 😔 |
| May be they were correct |
| idk exactly why but in the Final Four tonight Michigan represents bears and Arizona represents bulls. Like on one side is MI which is like the poster child for industrial decay and economic downturn. Then on the other is the state where we built Phoenix which is basically bull philosophy encapsulated in city form. Yes, of course we put 5 million people in the middle of the desert. No, there is nothing fun to do here. Who cares where we'll get drinking water in 20 years?\n\nWinner of that game will determine market direction on Monday. You read it here first. |
| Unconfirmed reports that Vance has already been sworn in |
| Human nature. People don’t respond to threats. Hitler didn’t surrender even when he was underground in a bunker with artillery blasting overhead. Spineless vindictive idiots will prolong a conflict against their own interests just to cause as much pain as possible to as many people as possible. |
| 🥳impressive buying the absolute top when pltr has one of the worse P/E ratios seen in a while |
| So they can sleep at night for the first since his election. |
| I am going to teleport to Colombia too see the boobs on the ground (Big Booty Latinas) |
| Decibel ants |
| I feel you... sold right at the low (65 I think)... to the moon ever since. You're all welcome. |
| Last year the same bers in here were reporting 🥭 was maybe ded lmfaooooo |
| Coulda, shoulda, woulda you regard |
| Pump\n\nMarKEtS hAtE uNCErtaINTy |
| Then change it |
| No one for now, I'm just imagining what would happen if the rumors of 🥭being in the hospital were true. |
| Market closed on monday in europe, my options are coocked. |
| The one, the only, the him. |
| Yep had 250 shares avg (85) sold while frustrated never got back in . Been salty for a while \nIt is what it is |
| Jesus rose from the grave looked at the middle east and said, "get this jew some gold shits gettin real weird" |
| That deep inhale before the “I toldaso” begins then “Pamp it” |
| Someone flair this man something horrible |
| Donny is still at the WH whatever that's supposed to mean |
| BREAKING: Many Iranian military leaders 'terminated' in massive Tehran strike, 🥭 claims\n\nguess not 💀 |
| Yes |
| He |
| Precisely |
| Escalate more, worked perfectly. |
| is he dead or prepping for a nuke |
| Only reason market hasnt gone off a cliff is because of his truths. The damage is already done. |
| Precisely. Even the other side is just part of the same coin. |
| Yeah delete that for your uncle's sake. - Physican |
| It's true bro, I'm the Waffle House |
| There comes a certain point where the economic damage of using the money printer becomes greater than the damage of not using it. Disastrous runaway hyperinflation and ballooning gov debt can have dangerous long term consequences |
| Nah it’s 24/5 |
| How rad would that be? Tell all your friends and family to buy calls. Die. Market rips, everyones rich. Baller exit. |
| I still say average American. Doesn't the history of anything, attention span of a goldfish, thinks everyone else is worse than they are etc \n\nI am not even acting like I'm not part of the group. Maybe I am. |
| I want to change my Reddit username |
| Checking in |
| This guy cannot be serious |
| Who is gone? |
| They should put their names to the story. Would make it easier for the eventual prosecutions. |
| Fuckin hell that’s pfp scared the fukkk outta me |
| Will the market pump or dump if he's really gone? I think the vix may finally have a decent spike, because the replacement is actually a crazy religious zealot, not just pretending to be one, and thus is less likely to taco all the time |
| Eh... I was bored. But I guess anti-woke == asleep |
| let's all start adding out of pocket words into the middle of our sentences to throw off AI and further *FISH* the ai slop🫴 |
| This bet assumes like 3 circuit breakers holy cow. |
| When will I breakeven lol |
| Haha, something with bbc probably roflmao |
| Epstein couldn’t have said it any better |
| Jesus |
| Imagine if JD Vance put on an entire act to become VP so when 🥭 kicks the bucket he immediately flips the script and goes back to who he was before\n\nWould be the crazies shit ever \n\nNot gonna happen |
| 😂 |
| Twin 🥹 |
| Jesus will make the water into oil, trust me guys. The wine thing was a bad translation. |
| \> Trump's plan to begin 'phasing out' FEMA after hurricane season burdens states, experts warn President Donald Trump’s plan to begin “phasing out” the federal agency that responds to disasters after the 2025 hurricane season is likely to put more respons... apnews.com |
| if he croaks we will be up 15%. could be the ultimate market manipulation. |
| Make sure they are 0DTEs too |
| Depends on which half |
| Maybe introduce him to 3x ETFs first. They are a gateway drug. |
| Folks, they said I was dead 👐 that I was dead very badly 🫲🫱 many people said they've never seen anyone more dead, many smart people said that in fact, I'm not saying that, but many people did 🖐🤚 and, I'm here to tell ya, that, can you believe this, that I rose again. I rose again very BIGLY. They said 🫵 it couldn't be done. People told me 'no, please sir, you can't rise again ✋️ but I said I'm doing it anyway. |
| Why |
| Average voter |
| My sibling is a L7 SDE at bag7 and they got an ai assistant that the company pays $5000 a month for instead of hiring an intern to the team. No wonder entry level tech jobs are scarce. |
| > Trump's top aides have made the case that 'Iran’s power-generating facilities and bridges are legitimate military targets because destroying them could cripple the country’s missile and nuclear programs',\n\nYeah so if we blow up the power that also just happens to be for civilian use, it may set back their nuclear program at least like 20 minutes |
| It slows down after a bit |
| I’ve seen a boob |
| Fat, stupid, impulsive, venal? |
| Bold. See ya in a week or whatever o7 |
| Go long on MLTX |
| Indeed |
| Calls on Nestle … planeloads of water heading to the GCC |
| Wrong city, go to Chicago |
| Until the updated numbers 3 months later are released |
| I started day trading back in 2016. AMD, MU, NVDA, TSLA, on and on and on over the years. To think all the time and stress would’ve been better spent just investing and holding. But where’s the fun in that.. this is a casino. |
| $5 gets your an orgy. |
| Exchanges pushing for 24/7 now. You’ll get your fix soon! |
| They already struck water infrastructure. Then Iran did the same to the other Gulf states that rely on it even more in response. This bullshit is going to cause a refugee crisis as the world has never seen. |
| Our country is fucked |
| As much as I make fun of 🥭 I must admit he is a true representation of the average American today |
| overhead someone at the bar say...*MY ENTIRE CAREER IS OVER*...should I tell him about options? |
| Lmao. \n\n"I have a feeling" |
| Wtf is waffle house going to do with 21 million barrels of crude oil |
| Money isn’t real\n\nBut as long as we’re comparing costs\n\nHow much does loneliness cost? |
| Honestly my favorite part of the day. Just the smell gets me these days |
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| If it was the southeast, that would be bullish. |
| Was your bottom sore? |
| Most here have never seen a haboob and thats a shame |
| When bottom so I can buy in? Last week? Next week? |
| Boy, he really loves those completely true polls hes getting |
| they filmed Happy Gilmore 3 and 4 back to back so we won’t have to wait too long between them 🤘 |
| This dude can solve the whole Hormuz problem if he can teleport barrels of oil out from there. What are we doing lmao |
| It's the meme of the woman asking the guy a question in a field.\n\nI forgot this was the wsb reserve that works on weekends. I'll wait for the daily thread. |
| The guy below me is regarded |
| This feels bullish |
| I can relate, once I took a random pill in a nightclub and then suddenly teleported into a Waffle House and it was 7am |
| Been a meme for over a decade, no idea the origin |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/buyatollah_kuminamy** bet **SPY** goes from **655.91** to **584.0** before **06-Apr-2026 05:18 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 2 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet SPY 584 2d |
| It's because it doesn't make any sense |
| Could you describe your emotions in more detail? What were you feeling when you made the trades? |
| He's not dying. He's ded. |
| They are manifesting the idea into the universe |
| I hear you. I've averaged down a bit. Easier out but it needs to run like you said. We'll get there! |
| This explains soo much |
| Why are people saying Trump is dying |
 Andy Kaczynski (@kfile.bsky.social) A top FEMA official is doubling down on his claims that he teleported to a Waffle House. bsky.app |
| All of the net profit in the stock market comes from the profits of the companies people invest in. If you are trying to use fancy strategies to beat the market, you are trying to make money off the other players rather than the companies, and that is a negative sum game as opposed to investing in companies for their profits which is a positive sum game. \n\nIt's possible that you can tune the strategies you are talking about to mostly be gambling on the same side as the big players and join them in taking money from the suckers, but it is still gambling, just like a professional poker player is still a gambler even if they make a profit more often than not. |
| Listen here buddy |
| How much do those cost? |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Who is ded? |
| A top FEMA official is doubling down on his claims that he teleported to a Waffle House. |
| Spend time with family or find one |
| RIP Joe Joegan |
| Why do people on these vibe coding subs get upset when a post to their sub is AI slop? |
| yep, I'm at that point |
| Few of you know the feeling of having grown up in the 80's and hearing Metal Health by Quiet Riot in the grocery store and having a flashback to an MTV video contest between Quiet Riot and Def Leppard in which one of the band members burned the other with the quip "Better to be deaf than quiet maaaan!" |
| He ded. |
| More like the bends of hormuz |
| Their entire theology is resisting unjust attacks by superior enemies.\n\n\nSurviving is winning for them, and baiting their opponent a spicy little bonus.\n\n\nHe literally couldn't have chosen a worse country to attack. |
| I don’t get it |
| Iran would give them safe passage. They have been strategic so far. |
| orange man's response: "Iran has agreed to open Hormuz to all ships in 24hrs. I have instructed all military action against Iran to stop immediately." |
| What the fuck am I supposed to be doing? |
| If holding cash is gay, consider me Liberace. |
| Damn again? It hasn't even been 3 days |
| Best potential mates as determined by r/Lawyertalk \n\n1. Lawyers |
| It's very exhausting. You get to a point where you just want everyone to stop doing for a year |
| Pam Be ndi: "The Dow is over 50k"\n\n🥭: "Pam's job is over"\n\nPam Bondi: "Hahaha. You mean over $50k right? .....right?" |
| The real trick is when you have that much money trade shares where you actually only have to be right about direction. With options you have to be right about direction at exactly the right time. |
| I’m sure those insurance claims will print |
| Yeah but preparing what? Israel is not gonna send ground troops |
| And regards blaming their local left and center right parties for the fallout caused by the American far right, and then voting for European far right parties who are allied to the regards who caused this shitfest |
| I learned many great things from Reddit over the years but the most important thing is never never ever sit on a cracked toilet. \n\nHoping people read this and lives can be saved. |
| if true, that's moronic to post on here. |
| Stroke confirmed |
| Maruchan. Chili flavor. |
| https://preview.redd.it/nz1xnb2vo8tg1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d802827eb80c9b6df8c1780c5f74b50acc1073c |
| Bers would be in shambles if it finally happened |
| That phrase means different things to different people |
| This has been a hopeful then very, very disappointing day. |
| Open the fucking market!!! |
| People will travel from all over to study under them |
| Is yer butthole bleeding afterwards? |
| I’m not sure if it’s hope, just more pragmatic due to the morons running this country |
| Does your ass still hurt? 😜 |
| What kind? |
| He never had sex with them. Just sent them his sperm |
| Sofa King time for JD to shine. |
| it's pretty crazy how many people start dying when you hit 40+ , 3 people I know died just this month, between family and etc. kind of desensitized from it. |
| I don’t get this joke. How did this start? |
| the opposite in my experience. |
| The tone shift from all the shitposts to factual statements is funny |
| Good! Let's keep this going until my shorts are covered then feel free to achieve peace. |
| My uncle is a cardiologist on shift at Walter Reed and he just texted me: "I WISH!" |
| 💜🙌🏾🙌🏾 |
| Making some ramen noodles. Not because I'm poor just because I felt like having some. I'm not poor you guys. Please stop saying I'm poor. |
| Holy shit he's actually dead. Markets going to rip on Monday.\n\nJoe Rogan is dead |
| I’m so tired and retarded\n\nJust laying on my face rn \n |
| US and Israel bomb petrochemical facilities in Iran. |
| I'm going to wait until Sunday morning and then feed this whole thread to AI and then ask what the overall sentiment is\n\nAt which point I will inverse and profit\n\n\n\n |
| Good stuff |
| WH correspondent David Alandete said he's working and to stop the BS.[](https://x.com/alandete)\n\n |
| He won’t be able to buy it up even the smallest of the major islands. Prices of lots will exponentially increase for each lot he buys up. This is called the hold out problem.\n\nHoldouts can charge arbitrary values like 1b per lot. |
| Fuck |
| He knows he can broadcast it to his friends publicly but no one sane will believe it's legitimate. If he tells. Them in secret it's insider trading. |
| Exactly\n\nIts insane! |
| We will know tomorrow. There's always some Easter service he has to deal with |
| Youre welcome |
| I just started a coffee break lol |
| Name checks out |
| Couches don’t count |
| The real estate market on Kharg Island right now is booming! |
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| only the good die young |
| Accurate |
| Trumps about to expire. CALLS |
| I mentioned that in my comment already. There are also professional gamblers that make good money playing poker despite the fact that it is a slightly negative sum game. However unlike options traders, even the most degenerate poker players know better than to play against people who are using supercomputers to make their bets. |
| BREAKING: I just lost my virginity |
| Just took a dope nap |
| Thank god a 30 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon is still only $20. |
| Bullish for the parties in the streets.\n\nBearish for Wall St. |
| !remindme 6 months “Who was right: the professional analysts at JPMorgan, Fidelity, Lord Abbett, Capital Group, John Hancock, Prudential, etc… or this random guy on Reddit? Reference: S&P at 6582” |
| the US is the Starcraft: Ghost game. now revived and probably being canceled again. |
| Fine choice, but he liked McDonald's. |
| **YOU DON’T HAVE THE CARDS** |
| Winning! |
| First day drinking coffee after a month break... Taking my 3rd shit right now |
| I prefer the gay of Hormuz |
| ⚰️ |
| BREAKING: my toilet bowl rn |
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| Pretty fascinating that a school bus with rotors is worth that much. |
| Absolutely false |
| Tbh they are being pretty cocky for someone who had their entire navy and airforce wiped out in like 4 days |
| I am so proud of these guys. Standing up even for the filth at the homeland. Great character |
| You could use nukes, or hear me out hear me out... diplomacy. What's that? You bombed them during the negotiations? Never mind. |
| Get that brown lava flowing bro |
| Commenter above me is a generous lover with an average sized penis |
| didn't he grow like 30% of a soul or something |
| I hate beets |
| Double BJ dance also shelved per doctor’s orders |
| Would you be able to expand on this? If spy moves more than 1% in either direction wouldn't that be enough to pay for the cost of the straddle and then some regardless of what's expected? I'm also eyeing space stocks, as I always get destroyed when I pick a side then watch the contracts move 400% to the other side. 10% in either direction is normal for asts, can happen a few times in a week. Same goes for lunr, calls were at 11x on Thursday. Defense stocks like onds also have brutal swings and very tight spreads. Umac and blacksky swing a lot too, but spreads are wide\n\nAnd what about opening a straddle on oil before 🥭 is scheduled to give a speech |
| Would you pleasure her? |
| I'm still waiting for the tulip dip |
| BREAKING: Iran's central military command rejects Trump's 'helpless, nervous' ultimatum |
| A normal one maybe. But when it happens to a chaotic man baby it might be bullish. |
| Tell them to ask their doctor if Cialis is right for them |
| What's the big deal? In Starcraft when there's a fortified and impossible to invade area like Strait of Hormuz you just use nukes.\n\nGhost reporting. |
| if it fit's they sits? |
| Boy do I hate the fact that there are huge swathes of sociopaths paying enraptured attention to these world events with the sole intention of profiting. Fuck you all, may you be cursed with 1000 curses. |
| Ah shit, coffee softening up the bowels. |
| Today my google calendar told me Monday is Easter Monday. My brain hurts. I need flair. |
| well trump is the reason there is no credible regime change right now |
| It’s always beets. |
| Chicken on stick, boneless spare ribs , pork fried dumplings, vegetable lo mein |
| Imagine if that actually happens |
| all Jewish companies had Thursday off. |
| Arthritis attack from too much accordion 🤲 expected to recover |
| Thai Ladyboy's.......Thoughts? |
| Think long term. |
| gas prices at the pump up today gotta love it |
| I am. Last year I doubled my money on GOOG shares (177 -> 340). \n\nIt's wild I hit a double investing in MAG7 shares... don't underestimate it. |
| I'm getting McDonald's, feels appropriate for his trashy ass |
| Cheney died. |
| Henry Cavill - perfect 6"1 height. added 16 - 20lb muscle for The Witcher. |
| Pretty predictable that Artemis is going to land in the Hormuz by mistake on reentry. This timeline demands it. |
| Imagine having to work on Easter Monday 😂 |
| Dude, it is some dude with Polymarket bets worth like less than a penny grasping for straws, I swear. |
| Idk what this means so hoping that means "yes" |
| Who? |
| Your puts would prob pay if he did, no president in the middle of this middle east mess? That'd be too much uncertainty. |
| New federal law:\n\nAll phats must park furthest away in parking lot from destination |
| Can sociopathic narcissists get stressed though? |
| Where are all these rumors coming from lol |
| cus the desert dwellers didn't play along and capitulate |
| Buy the dip! |
| Indeed, though those McDonald's burgers aren't helping 💀 |
| every few months reddit gets in a tizzy over some trump health scare, hoping he kicks the bucket.\n\ndude will never croak. he is powered by pure evil and evil does not die |
| I'm not going long until I see the next dip. |
| He is to hateful to die this young, those kinda people die in their 90s |
| I assure you something happening to an acting US president is not bullish |
| so probably a good idea to test it again? wtf you retard you were in a ballsack back then. |
| F B I |
| “If you like her, just ask her out. Always works for me” - Henry Cavill |
| # G A Y |
| That I have doubts with, but others are real news\n\n\n\n |
| O P E N U P |
| he is fine |
| The presidency is a stressful job |
| oh so like normal fucking ? |
| I'm still closed |
| What’s the point of voting for someone outside the two major parties who has zero chance of winning? Yes Nostradamus I am a “bystander”. |
| Eh |
| There isn't even confirmation he's at the hospital and I'm convinced this is all fake to pump some Polymarket bets. |
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| upside limited due to marketcap |
| agreed, but there is 'general escalation'. open flat then slide. |
| Feeling sorry for yourself is a sin |
| God ain't here |
| :the doctors were terrible, heard they were appointed by Biden. Biden doctors. ugly also. I recovered because of my strength, I'm strong. stronger than anyone probably. |
| They fixed the toilet retard LOL |
| Leaks from Hospital that he had a Heart attack. |
| Oh yeah me too bro |
| Please god dont let this happen |
| bears grasping for straws, nothing yet happened to cause a dump on monday\n\n--signed bear |
| Ye gave him the pass already. |
| Why |
| 🥱 |
| I got canceled. |
| Bruh, get that checked out |
| Thanks bro |
| Gonna swindle a turnaround +5% type post at 5:30 so futes only catch all that |
| Comment above me has big 🅿️🅿️\n\n🙂👍 |
| Plot twist : all this shit was a collective fever dream caused by covid vaccine |
| Learn to read usernames. |
| Or the foreskin. |
| Clay pot rice \nLoofah \ncumin lamb \nforget the name but it's a yellow pepper soup. \n\nthis is actual chinese food though, not western chinese. |
| They already did that in 1969. |
| Water is nice. FOMO hasn’t been too bad. |
| Normalize red poop! |
| Expect a lot of liquified natural gas tomorrow morning |
| He is gonna die just like Jon Snow, and Kristie Noem is gonna revive that motherfucka |
| This doesn’t seem to be user error I think it’s a platform issue. I’d call and ask for a replacement. |
| Damn man. Thankfully i just quit vaping 2 weeks ago |
| Why is everyone ignoring what it really is?... just a test to see if they make it back healthy and alive... |
| *boyfriend |
| A fellow man of culture. |
| Free beer in any bar he walks into for 10 years AT LEAST |
| Granny Smith only |
| Like a cold cock to a warm face |
| That will help me mourn |
| Incoming rename of walter reed hospital to djt hospital? |
| the CEO said it was for poor people before getting let go lmao |
| Made over 30k and called it a loss lmao. Could have been down -30k sold for a loss then see it go up. |
| Manngo going to walk out of the hospital in 2 days and say he's faster than Jesus |
| Economy isn't bad enough to resort to fancy feast... yet |
| Put me in the SEC market manipulation prosecution evidence screenshot ✌️😋 |
| there are stonks that have never gone up before |
| Leeeeeroyyyyy JENKinnns! |
| Lobster? |
| That Artemis thingy is now just halfway to the moon....with broken toilets....yet whack job Elon was colonizing Mars. LMAO |
| is anyone else bullish on apple? |
| 2 escalation posts on a Saturday? What time Monday yall think he posts the reversal? |
| https://preview.redd.it/gstce8d7l8tg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bad19053ab0ed946b9f6dde7ad48a76510947f7\n\n |
| Why does all jeep owners have those plastic ducks on dashboard?\n\nI know they are already stupid for buying a jeep but why do they need to prove this by doing other things? They are no different than a npc.\n\n |
| Yes |
| Meanwhile his resting heart rate is 115 |
| I might join cash gang |
| Rao's chicken noodle is *TOP NOTCH*🫴 |
| Damn thought it was Sunday |
| Im not sure a person would comfortably spill the beans when it comes to the elites and this stuff... |
| Fellow bag holders of HIMS, just be patient. \n\nThe news of 🥭 ordering bulk ED pills from them will come to light soon. |
| Bro is one of those that enjoy attentions online and will get it by making up stories 😒. |
| Believe it or not? Ultra Priced In. Calls. |
| this guy is all cash gang. |
| Wow just came across those Iranian leggo movies that one about shooting down the jets is a serious banger. It's wild how hard they are trolling the 🥭 |
| For a while then grass gonna come back |
| The only way I have ever made money is selling high and only holding to the point I could emotionally constrain the loss whether that be 500$ or 5000$ and I have never lost money doing this. Also, never gamble on your life savings. A big part of trading is keeping your emotions in check. Usually a high is always followed by a low. As Kenny Rogers said you got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know when to walk away and know when to run. Hope you learned a lesson. |
| Everyone knows that trilogy's take double the time to come out, see you again in 12-18 months. |
| What a woman! She was real fond of you. "Grandson teeny meat" she called you |
| It's just not super filling but great when you're sick |
| Waffles for sure |
| Nah fuck that cat food |
| Of course not\n\nThese fuckers have the thickest plot armor in existence |
| yeah man the ceo said its got humans in it |
| I am willing to sacrifice my puts for this noble gesture, and I am full ported qqq puts exp monday |
| If it happens, I'm getting Red Lobster. The cheddar biscuits will help me mourn. Not sure what else to get. Any recommendations? |
| Whats the play |
| Which flavor |
| Even though we know the process, the true power vacuum will be 🍿 |
| Were in the post truth era. They will claim he’s dead, and every video posted by Iran is AI |
| Is he gonna die? Hope not or my puts are fuked |
| That new cushy job in the private sector, and yes probably a pardon like Biden did for his family. One that prevents her from being tried in the future. |
| Waiting for the period when it turns into every other middle east conflict and just runs in the background while everyone moves on to something else then im buying oil puts |
| Grandma always told me its not the length....its the girth that counts. |
| Grok is crap |
| you guys are really sleeping on campbells soup |
| Which god though? |
| Who did we just kill ? |
| But He redeemed us, so there's that |
| Me too sold when it was 84 dollars and didn't hold 😭 |
| Crab ragoon, noodles, and some sort of meat. Try the curried chicken |
| How is he keeping Bondi from spilling the beans on the Epstein files now that he fired her? A promise of a pardon? |
| Did they ever find that pilot? Guy has to be dead, worlds greatest hide and seek champ, or Iran pretending they haven't found him to bait in search and rescue.\n\nterrifying situation, if he makes it out of this he will have a book deal at least\n\n |
| You have no idea |
| From the neck up |
| usually get a meat with broccoli or egg fried rice, beef chow fun or cashew shrimp with those donut ball things for a special treat order |
| dang dandan looks good, this place doesnt have it though |
| imagine if nuclear war starts while you're gone. |
| He can't have been very far from the other one. Either he was unconscious or already dead. |
| I can respect that. I completely forgot about crepes. Def worth a mention |
| JESUS CHRIST \n\nIf you go to war people die. I can't believe this mawkish micro pp usonian shit wE won'T lEAvE a mAn behind shit. Make a lame ass movie about it if you feel that strongly. Or don't start wars. Not difficult |
| Erika Kirk right now showing JD Vance how to apply fake tears. |
| Pizza |
| He's supposed to have an Easter ceremony tomorrow so if he misses that then we know |
| I'm just trying to fine-tune my motorcycle trip plans over here dude |
| I imagine it means they are preparing as if the strikes will happen, and they're just waiting for the confirmation from Trump before they pull the trigger |
| Fair point |
| JCVD, every time |
| So... desert? |
| Crepes with blueberry sauce and whipped cream |
| not surprising you missed with that lol |
| bers mad lol |
| 🥭 in hospital ? Calls on America’s Future, puts on pdf files. |
| What’s the big play right now? |
| Wait, I can own shares? |
| on this sub I just assume they don't have any money to keep long. |
| I usually end up eating pancakes, but waffles |
| https://preview.redd.it/a830ejnwj8tg1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b47829bfa8fe805105e7c66ec02cf900e5a971b |
| Would it be a bullish event if 🥭 actually bought the farm |
| There is a rumor that 🥭 is at Walter Reed. There are also credible reports that Israel is planning to escalate the war and is just waiting on the US go ahead. |
| They would happily sacrifice him. In what world you are living? |
| Go to is orange chicken or beef and broccoli. Special treat is dandan noodles. The bomb |
| French toast is harder and more expensive, definitely premium good. French toast is more better fs |
| Lmao. |
| I don't want to get the app but it feels like I'm missing out on some critical info |
| They are called berorists for a reason and we do not negotiate with them |
| You momma so fat...when I screw that Hormuz instead of moans. |
| 0 |
| Well, you shouldn’t have done that! |
| vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick\n\np.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system \n\nreal eyes realize real lies |
| *quiet |
| who is your champion!?\n\nout comes 🥭 |
| French toast, waffles or pancakes? \n\nPersonally I'm more of a French toast enjoyer |
| On the weekend with markets closed there's only one thing to do: \n\nPolymarket \n\nAnd it is going wild right now. Insiders are probably placing their bests with knowledge we won't have for at least a few hours. |
| Wouldn’t be surprised if they decided they couldn’t recover him and just carpet bombed the region |
| that's why I'm asking. there's inheritance money which who cares if you're cash gang. then there's people with sub $100k acting like they have $1m. and my point you proved. you're still in equities, you don't cash that out. |
| For real, mods ban this dumbass |
| Jenna Ortega is such a lil spicy nugget 🌶️ just mm 😑🤌 |
| Polymarket is going wild right now. Insiders are probably placing their bests with knowledge we won't have for at least a few hours. |