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| https://x.com/saylor/status/2024828079638466816?s=46&t=bQjz-yJHCN5xVz-AOP65IA |
| By some groceries with the last $160 to ensure you don’t starve |
| You can have my helmet |
| Brother why didn't you start buying longer dated calls if you were ALWAYS right? |
| True degen. \n\nGonna be DoorDashing until you drop my man. |
| Say it with me: I’m a horndog and would slurp ramen noodles out of Margot Robbie’s butt |
| Priced in |
| Wait, are you saying he lost his money on actual RH and Webull stock? I thought he was saying he lost it on those apps but for multiple stocks. |
| Just roll it |
| Bers are fucked |
| I am going to dethrone you |
| OXY calls gonna print regarded when mango bombs iran for his masters |
| naw |
| You should join gambler’s anonymous. |
| High volatility until the nachos supreme decision at 10am? |
| No go back to bed x |
| we're breaking new ATHs as soon as we start carpet bombing. It's very bullish for america |
| I’d say stop investing in these billionaire companies and let the people who own the companies learn how to finance themselves. |
| Trumps diaper is full of shit |
| Holy copium |
| Any important news this morning? |
| PCE finna be tree fiddy |
| It's pretty much like the proton brake and the proton clutch. |
| that better be down 😢😢 |
| go all in |
| Spotted the white guy |
| Tech is going to going to the uno reverse Friday print |
| Market is poised to get a jump as PCE inflation will soon come lower than the manipulated forecast. |
| CORN WILL CRASH. |
| Did he really say that? Dude is unhinged lately. |
| Premarket tanked because🥭 got up early to sell everything |
| Mo data coming out, mo rigging. You know these riggers are just gunna rig it up off the fake numbers.\n\nToo much opportunity here to destroy bearish momentum and proliferate uncertainty, you know they are gunna take it. |
| On Saturday? |
| Invest in gasoline to go apply for a real job. Delivering food is a crap job. |
| Marge? |
| Tomorrow is Saturday. |
| Homer? |
| GDP NUMBER IS SURGING WE ARE ONE AND ONLY |
| BTC below 60k by monday |
| $ANNX |
| Have you considered uber eats? |
| Y’all are somewhat like cool \n\nDon’t show up to the market tomorrow |
| SPY 700c 0DTE at open. Open the casino. I got paid today. Take my money. |
| red cat?? |
| Spy forming a double sloppy top and Epstein Bands… calls today |
| 👀 |
| “I wouldn’t have had to cook these numbers so much if it weren’t for those meddling democrats and their dog too!” |
| Don't worry, people believe crypto will be a life changing technology. They aren't in it for the money, just all the benefits it has to offer |
| Lmao |
| Why? I’m telling you corn is gonna dump and it’s right |
| So if they say unconstitutional which is doubtful since the "Boss" says its not. Trump having already spent it all. Given it to Argentina and taken another 10 billion for his slush fund. And his magic imaginary numbers are made of companies promising to invest those billions and his math of profits over the next 1000 years ; while most manurfacting is actively pivoting to other countries? Short question. What happens when he cant pay it back? |
| YOLO. Hard. |
| NUAI |
| He's panican. |
| im sure you'll find a reason. |
| *Kisses you on the cheek and runs away giggling 🤓 |
| That's a......how you American's say, a bingo? |
| Go buy some food |
| That first peak got him hooked. All downhill from there. |
| They don't rime their releases. They release when they want. |
| Let me guess, it's going to 0. Lol\n\nI've forgot more about charting than you will ever learn. |
| lol what a fucking loser |
| I thought that face at the top was Epstein |
| I hate seeing your comments. You’re literally always wrong and comment the dumbest shit |
| Not looking great but who the fuck knows in this schizophrenic market |
| Screw all that, im not doing shit until war officially starts. Then, I'm shorting the oil pop |
| Stop doing whatever you're doing, or watch the last $160 go to $0. |
| Spy 700 today! For reals this time! |
| it's probably time to rug pull |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| I found the guy who stole WMT’s corporate strategic plan |
| I hope I didn't just pop this Adderall for no reason |
| > MICHAEL SAYLOR: 'IF IT’S NOT GOING TO ZERO, IT’S GOING TO A MILLION'\n\nCorn to zero confirmed |
| Did he really lol |
| I have 10 spys can I retire now |
| Cancer probs |
| Ouch |
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| need a $5-$20 ticker to full port...suggestions |
| is bombing Iran a red day/week/month, or pretty inconsequential to the markets? |
| Options are a hell of a drug |
| 🫨 |
| SHUT THE FUCK UP |
| 🅱️CE in 4 minutes |
| Half gram of blow and a cheap street person. |
| Real eyes realize real lies thank you |
| 🥭 preemptively blaming Dems for the GDP number is certainly not ominous. Why would Joe Brandon do this??? |
| Got new limit approved, going all-in on NOK |
| Get ready for theta Friday. |
| Can't tell a man he's been conned. |
| I can't wait for the realest numbers today |
| Because he’s a whiny asshole that just gives “sermons” on a comedy stage about wOKe and tRaNs people, and losers in the crowd applaud each time. It’s embarrassing and pathetic. \n\nOr on his “roast” show where he sits back and coasts off of the moderately funny guests. Sure he’ll occasionally throw in a pithy asshole comment every few minutes, but that’s about it. \n\nI’m not exaggerating when I say I’ve never even chuckled at one thing that guy has said. Just a deeply unhappy and unfunny guy. \n\nHope that clears it up! |
| I am sitting in front of work computer but my eyes are on my portfolio. |
| All the physical silver stored in the USA, would be released to market if there are no tariffs on mineral imports..I would expect hard dump to lower 70s then. |
| Yaaarp. |
| Ok, Fire Guy |
| It’s cool at first, especially when young. Once you build a life though it’s a drag. |
| You sound desperate, try to play it hard to get, tell her it's no nuts February |
| Android user spotted |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 691.0 before 20-Feb-2026 08:59 PM -05 |
| Gross Domestic Pdffile |
| !banbet |
| Ya |
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| Thanks I used figma. Everyone please buy figma. Figma figma figma algos look here |
| ooof |
| Thanks, buying RDDT puts |
| we didnt start the fire |
| Oh, is that the ex-Shopify guy? |
| Agree |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 677.2253400000001 before 20-Feb-2026 08:43 AM -05 |
| These aren’t “almost wins” though. \n\nRH has declined steadily over 5 years, from the 700 to the 200 range. \n\nWebull was never worth anything except for a brief spike a few years ago\n\nThis guy illustrates in one graph what a ‘get rich quick mentalitym will do over time - go to zero |
| !banbet |
| Don't think so. The vibe of the market is that it's waiting for a catalyst. So I think that would be it. If anything maybe we've been pricing in a ruling that they're constitutional. |
| So Biden economy or trumps economy in 5 minutes? |
| Hey I wanna travel for work. Give me your job. |
| Fondle the balls and keep the dumpster walls clean. Alittle goes a long way. Good luck |
| ive said it before and ill say it again\n\nALL THIS FUSS TO OPEN FLAT LIKE MY EXS ASS |
| I have bought every dip past 2weeks and it’s paid me nicely |
| Yeah, sometimes. The rest of the time I’m just plain wrong and obviously don’t know. |
| Find a meeting? |
| 6 minutes till totally legitimate, not cooked, never faked, totally straight, authentic, very trustworthy data release |
| -5% today is not a meme |
| Moderator ban this guy |
| MetricSide |
| Controversial view: but you guys will miss Cathie Woods. Chucking down half a billion on BMNR like a boss while the rest of the market are chart gooning capex numbers on Burry's substack. |
| GDP NUMBER IS OUT NOW. CHECK IT OUT |
| the PUMP is incoming |
| They purposely set expectations low so equities will rally. Stock market is 🥭 gauge of success. He can’t let equities falter |
| I think it's pretty clear we wont be ripping faces for a few months. |
| Use it to hire yourself a resume writer for Wendy's. You got tons of competition now. |
| The dip buying is strong with this one |
| Hey join the club! My BTC shorts single handedly stopped the crash last week and I started the rebound. Thank you for your service. |
| I’ve worked in a nuclear power plant for 10 years. I think I know how a proton accelerator works. |
| Lowkey thankful posts like these exist so i never throw my money away on options |
| Lmaoooo what? 🤣 |
| Bro I had 25k in October thought I had it all figured out now I have $5k |
| My prediction is you're under 5k by 2027 |
| Fortunes are made and squandered in .25% moves in here |
| Try to get your relatives to sell their house or apartment to give you money - tell them you are never wrong and you will make them rich. |
| Big test for a promotion at work today in an hour, wish me luck regards |
| Eat my ass |
| Premarket too green not to buy puts |
| Ban |
| All in on $hgraf |
| lol pussy. |
| sometimes?? |
| 🥭 already blaming Dems for the GDP numbers before they come out..must be bad |
| https://preview.redd.it/nahk385vhnkg1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b329e5261b99a88227f31074abbf84cb1aeb742a\n\n |
| Iran ain’t no inside job brother |
| If you look at his post history this isnt new either lol [This is unreal : r/wallstreetbets](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1e9frfi/this_is_unreal/) |
| lol that means the numbers will be bad |
| Just wanted to say to whoever is responsible for making the weekly earnings and events calendars that I've really been enjoying the new look and vibe of them lately, you're killing it and I really appreciate you 💜 |
| Sometimes I feel like I don’t even know what I’m doing |
| Everyone who’s been in here screaming BEAR 🐻 market for the past 6weeks are about to find out that the bull market is perfectly intact. |
| Apologies for the spelling errors and not specifying VGK is a vanguard etf. I am dyslexic as fuck and also I don't watch any sports so i didn't know it was a sports team. |
| Numbers gonna be cooked so good it's like walter white made it |
| There is saying: better bird in hand than deer in forest |
| This chart looks like the denial River, |
| Metal morning anyone? Gojira - Silvera |
| Gonna toss my phone out the window of this car in 8mins of it moves in the opposite direction of my play |
| banbet¿ \n\nursi fuk |
| Do we trust the small Google premarket pump or is this shit destined to tank? |
| He gave the numbers not got the numbers. |
| Alright grandpa let’s get you to bed |
| easy when you have low standards |
| Why are people so focused on Iran? 9/11 took the market 16 days to recover. Why would strikes on another country take anything more than a week |
| Oh my sweet summer child. The DD was written by AI |
| Let me guess there is no scotus ruling today lmao 🤌 |
| 🫡 |
| the big yellow guy who was on the rockets? |
| Man Begging for Ass |
| hmm fair enough |
| I’m going to sell calls at market open and ignite a face ripper. Happy Friday and have a good weekend, bulls |
| RH is opening worldwide. HOLD |
| Calls on smash. |
| Hakeem Habdul Habar |
| Pump that shit too the moon! |
| Bulls are about to eat well this weekend |
| could court ruling against tariffs be......priced in? |
| Remember guys No politics |
| > My predictions have never been wrong\n\nYou are WSB.\n\n> i’m just always too early.\n\n"It's going to snow tomorrow". That prediction is not wrong. Next time it snows I'll just say I was early.\n\n> What should I do [with my last $160]?\n\nBuy a helmet. Wear it 24/7. |
| way too many words when you can just say buy calls |
| imagine ber |
| I’m not surprised. |
| Hierarchy of needs filled to the brim after every visit |
| It’s *almost* like some of the stuff he says is inaccurate |
| I did, and that's what I'm trying to help people not do. Or at least shorten the time. |
| I think 🥭 been hittin me with that \n\n🫲discomb👁️🫦👁️obulator🫱 |
| Yellobama |
| The volatility is great…? |
| Tech companies enable all the regardium |
| The bols are rising |
| I mean, yea I do agree. \n\nStill that jump from 6% to 27% in less than 24 hours on a sizable volume should be noted. \n\nOr probably just a bunch of degens gambling close to the event. |
| brutal. makin fun of me for working at wendy's? |
| Who |
| You aren’t capable of being good at this or lucky at this. Please stop |
| "Trump will not let equities come down " you said like he really has control over it. |
| Alright grandpa let’s get you to bed |
| #AMZN |
| Yeah you seem to think he gets to decide. If Israel tells him it's happening, it's happening |
| 🥭 got the numbers\n#\n> The Democrat Shutdown cost the U.S.A. at least two points in GDP. That’s why they are doing it, in mini form, again. No Shutdowns! Also, LOWER INTEREST RATES. “Two Late” Powell is the WORST!!!\n#\nEdit: This is real btw from his truth social feed |
| It’s my wife’s birthday and I’m gonna get some ass. Goddamn, I bagged such a hot chick. |
| Can’t you just use one of these bet on anything internet companies? |
| RDDT doing the whacky wavy inflatable arm flailing tube man. |
| Hakeem speaks like a performative robot |
| "I have inside info. So explosive being anonymous is still dangerous, DMs only. Trust me bro."\n\nDid I get that right? |
| watch them release a +150% GDP number just because they can |
| I’m market agnostic |
| I am shorting this stock actively, will add if it goes crazy today. |
| Enjoy being at the mercy of a bank repoing you while I compound interest lmao |
| Stop trading options you don’t know what your doing. |
| prollly an inheritance |
| Taco ain’t gonna do shit. 76% Yes contracts for Iran strikes by Dec 31. Debating taking the No |
| wrong or right is whether or not you make money. pretty obvious which side you are on |
| A prediction is not just the direction, it’s also timing. \n\nOr else anyone’s prediction is 50% 😂 |
| 👋 get ready to convert |
| Ain’t that the guy from the movie with Paul Mescal |
| Could someone please explain this to me |
| My father works for spy, kinda insider |
| LMAO 💩🧠 |
| # I think we can safely bet GDP is 3% +- 0.5% based on the 🥭 tweet |
| GDP Q4, PCE December, and new home sales.\n\nToday is cucked for at least someone regardless |
| Did anyone’s CVNA puts print? I’m guessing no. MMs made out better than 🥭 selling worthless DJT stock to his cult members at $75 a share. |
| Bots don’t sleep |
| 💀 |
| Pretty sure you need a subscription service for that |
| sir, this is a wendy's.\n\nput the fries in the bag. |
| I did last night |
| Giving the people what they want |
| Just full ported into shares, you're regarded if you think logic matters in this market |
| > JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says the Democrat shutdown cost the US "at least two points in GDP." |
| ..you never know, else we would all be millionaires 🙂 |
| No the fire is fine |
| Do you ever sleep? |
| Not a bull but hey xx |
| “I’m the expert in a way because I’ve been totally exonerated so I can speak about it … I think it’s a shame. I think it’s very sad. I think it’s so bad for the royal family. It’s very, very sad. To me, it’s a very sad thing.” \n\- Marcus Aurelius |
| Angloporian here posting from Rajasthan, overwhelming number of locals surveyed say they are glad they are not you |
| I dunno about your Costco but the food court at mine only takes cash and debit. |
| 20% easy. Gotta factor in inflation |
| you have a gambling addiction seek therapy or a book, maybe God or something. Just stop gambling on equity options \n\nJust put it all into straight stocks GEV and don't look at it for a year |
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| I prefer the ligma male grindset. |
| Which is weird, given they were early to integrate AI… |
| They let Mohammedans trade on the NYSE? |
| I heard 🥭 shits his pants because one of the Epstein kids kicked a wooden stake up his anoos and he was airlifted to a hospital. Sad! |
| REAL GDP NUMBERS ACCIDENTALLY RELEASED: NO ONE HAS MONEY/JOB |
| What about bi? Are they in denial |
| It’s okay to love your life my guy |
| What do those other countries at the Bored of Peace get out of it? Listening to Donnie ramble is not worth $1Bil. |
| And I will |
| Sounds about right. Would kill to see it. But i don't think SCOTUS has big enough balls!!!! |
| Good morning to all bulls 😍 |
| Happy to discuss in private |
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| IT'S COMING THIS TIME...WE PROMISE!!! |
| Wonder if he know fib retracments or uses |
| it wasn't reported much because it didn't happen. |
| that might be what the fake number is |
| Bot behavior |
| Jesus wept |
| This stock is hitting $10 by next week. |
| Why r u ghey? |
| Or if you’re a bear |
| $160 to Palantir. |
| All-in |
| Just take a break to reevaluate your decisions/strategies. That’s it. |
| My friend was a serial Indian wife beater. \nEveryday he would be his wife at 7PM.\n\nON THE DOT |
| Naw commenter is wrong, grants are given in March based on the average price of Feb. so maybe people are just motivated to tank the price so they can get a better Grant price effectively increasing the number of RSUs. |
| Buy the dip! |
| I’m scared\n\nMy stomach is fucked \n |
| #Selling b hole pics on vacation isn’t really “traveling for work” |
| And what is Iran vs the Land of the Free from any adverse consequences of watching Jeff's child torture porn? |
| 15 min |
| So go to r/bogleheads |
| The POTUS never lies |
| https://preview.redd.it/1spgfwqggnkg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85de3296a5cea7e787481919b494f264ee006622 |
| The bulls convinced my gay bear ass to buy calls yesterday and lost my fuckin ass. Now idk wtf |
| RemindMe! 7 hours |
| Double taco=Puts\n\n\nEVERYONE knows that!! |
| Fries in the bag |
| Double down bro, you got this |
| In Davos he said we'd have a 5% GDP gain at least if not more, anyone think that's even close to being accurate? |
| Stop drop and roll |
| Everyone freaking out about a war with Iran.\n\nIt will be limited strikes and a small operation.\n\nHell he might even 🌮.\n\nMight be last chance for people gambling on something massive to cash out and buy real investments like beaten down, lagging tech stocks. |
| I hate the Vegas Golden Knights. Scum fanbase that was gifted a cup. They know nothing of hockey. |
| Shut up Hakeem. Literally no one likes you |
| Wendy’s. Jk get a job like rest of us bud |
| Inshallah |
| Anything that’s super low delta, super negative theta, and very near expiry. |
| Can you make your mouth into the shape of a donut? |
| Half it and give it to the next person |
| I’m such a little slut for my routine dude. So happy to be back from traveling for work. |
| hey can we ban this dude for commenting lies every 5 minutes |
| Its not gay to get pegged unless you nut |
| 2-3% |
| Jacob Elordi here thank you for watching my show |
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| Quite the contrary! |
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| *chuckle* |
| It isn’t but I’m preempting them |
| How much do you think Nasdaq will pump? |
| Thinking puts over the weekend but what if 🍊 does a double taco. Does that mean calls? |
| We’re going to pump on GDP |
| Most retards don’t read financial statements and blindly buy cult stocks, therein lies your problem |
| what’s the p/e on silver?? Thought so |
| Stop gambling? |
| >the ability to rewind time, the ability to create IRL save states\n\nNah, I was with you with the 10 dicks thing but honestly this would just take the true joy out of experiencing your awesome life. |
| That’s it? |
| I thought the ruling isnt til 10 |
| MicroSLOP |
| Idk man there is plenty of proof that your predictions are indeed wrong |
| CVNA being green when broader market is red is absolutely insane. Just generally. Asinine. |
| No they are outright buying the houses. That is not capital lite at all. I think they should become an auction house for homes. Home sells if minimum bid is met and open door gets a cut say maybe one percent. Maybe help with staging (for a fee). Open door should also bundles services to complete the transfer (lawyers, title insurance, etc). |
| Thanks makes sense👍 |
| If the supreme court rules against tariffs Nasdaq will rip and Silver will dump... |
| Donate to Pay.gov and lay down the federal deficit /s |
| Obviously Israeli son. That's not a statement of genetic preference. \n\nJust the very real strength of the Jewish network. |
| Go to the casino put it on black |
| unfortunately, when being right matters, so does timing. direct correlation between the 2, so you can still flop if you have 1 but not the other. |
| Done |
| Fake data pump incoming? |
| The only way to go from here is up! ALL IN ON NVIDIA! |
| Tighten your diapers bolz, here comes another dump |
| I have contributed. Now upvote me to encourage my behavior |
| MMs are in their bag. Dubious movement this AM. \nProfessional-grade mystique here 🤌 |
| Saw loss and then saw green. Did not read. Buy some more options and come back later. |
| Think above all that using does not meaningfully help anyone learn a language, now it has been around long enough for this to become clear, what value can it possibly have, That ignores the fact that you can basically recreate what it does through access to an LLM by prompting it to give you a sentence to translate etc.?\n\n |
| I finished in the green yesterday!!! |
| No |
| They won't say anything until mango is out of office. |
| # I never knew SCOTUS could be such a bunch of pussies |
| Sorry you’re poor stupid and unoriginal 👋 |
| 🥭 going to wait until market close and then pull some bullshit |
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| +0.7% |
| Gonna have to door dash the rest of your life. |
| Just think, another two DoorDash shifts and you can literally double your money! |
| Seems like red is your lucky color, how close are you to a roulette wheel? |
| This isn’t fun anymore |
| 🤣🤣 |
| Turns out aliens created humans as a shitpost that went too far. |
| > My predictions have never been wrong, but i’m just always too early.\n\nI swear that movie is this generation’s Fight Club.\n |
| They are perfectly adapted to this clown market |
| Polymaket reacting. Jumped up on whether or not the Supreme homies will make a decision (i.e. not kick the can down the shit road... shit winds are coming anyway)\n\n\n27% today\n\n\n47% Feb 25th\n\n\n87% March 31st |
| Do some drugs; at least you won't feel so miserable. |
| Daughters are better in general |
| In 2021 snap hit ath at about $83 which values the co at $133bn it is currently a co valued at $8bn |
| Maybe you should stop gambling. You can't win against big fish that manipulate the market. \n\nOnly chance to accumulate and hold and hope for small wins instead of hitting the jackpot m |
| Choose random ticker and spend it all on way OTM calls or puts. Godspeed regard |
| What color are futures now retard? |
| Downvote me to send spy to 701 |
| Sir, just put the food behind my door and walk away. |
| The unexpected pump is the most satisfying pump |
| Jokes on you I sniffed glue and graduated |
| I'm surprised you can smell anything else through the ass smell |
| Look up the max pain strike for tickers. Make sure all your strikes are exactly on that level |
| Withdraw that 160 and hit the liquor store homie. Its over. |
| I miss the euphoria phase like August - October. Killed it back then. |
| GLD probably 700 before SPY |
| Whaattt |
| Who |
| MSFT? Oh yeah she still a peace of shit |
| BREAKING NEWS: SCOTUS WILL NOT RULING TODAY FOR TARIFF |
| There's a local "massage parlour" near me, where you can get both fucked and fed for $51. |
| You just gotta double it 10 times to recoup that 100 grand. Easy. |
| With the remaining 160$ buy baby oil |
| Lose? You realize they want to capture Ukraine not destroy it right? Germany currently can’t supply enough missiles for Ukraine and uses Russian oil but I guess they’ll magically be good according to you if Cheeto fucks us out of nato. |
| Just finished watching the Dumb Money movie on netflix. Couldn't pay me to gamble on Robinhood stocks. |
| Banbet it then |
| IBRX |
| Good morning, good morning\n#\n> Hypothetically if someone was accused of having sex with goats by over 30 different people and regularly denied it, but also dropped very public hints about how much he liked to have sex with goats for decades, and ran a goat pageant to find the best looking goats, and was best friends with someone who got convicted of fucking goats and trafficking goats to friends all over the world who also liked to fuck goats, and his name was in the classified goat fucker chronicles 5,000 times, and he wished other goat fuckers well in prison, what do you think the odds are that person is also a goat fucker? |
| This is what we always do in dark rooms at saunas. Heterosexuals are such pussies |
| Smells like morning market breath in here |
| Let’s get it |
| Fox Business is *literally* the worst business news channel. And that’s saying something with CNBC in the mix and some of the garbage and shills they air. |
| OF wife |
| Just need a sold banker streak. then just do a bunch of trades opposite of what you think you should do |
| lmao at doing that shit at the University of Iowa\n\nit's not Skull and Bones guys, put your fucking clothes back on |
| Do exactly the opposite of whatever you've been doing |
| TRUST!! 🤝 |
| If one were to trade options on OPEX, what's the least regarded way to go about it? |
| Remember, heads are going to roll if someone tells the truth about GDP\n\nA social media mob will form and bomb threats and swattings will ensue.\n\nThis isn't the past we're used to. Go long on the lies. |
| Or maybe head over to Comet Ping Pong to grab a slice. |
| Im really out here spending cocaine and whores money to watch numbers on a screen go down each day. I need to get my act together and go do a lot of blow/whores. |
| Wen PCE? |
| That’s so awesome if that’s true |
| Puts on Wendys. |
| All on Tilray. |
| Legit need a taco moment trying to turn $1k into 30k trust!! |
| Put in more money obviously |
| With your last $160 I would go to a Ruth Chris' or a Smith & Wollensky's and buy yourself a nice steak! |
| Trade XSP then. You also get no wash tax bullshit, and you get the 60/40 tax advantage. |
| The mag 7 hasn't been green for weeks |
| \> "what should I do?"\n\n \nCall your mom, tell her you love her. |
| I mean I would buy the cheapest penny option call or put on an earnings call and roll the dice. Might as well |
| I will, if $AKAM tanks really bad. |
| If it pumps at opening bell BUY YOUR PUTS |
| Shart of the deal |
| Was just about to roast you |
| Agreed. Guess I'll hold. |
| "am I wrong for wanting to have 1 million in my account so I can retire early?" \n\nYeah dude, because you're a doordash driver, and money is earned. Online rhetoric has brainwashed you to think you can cheat the system, but all you're doing Is making the rich richer. Try working hard like the rest of us and getting an education. |
| not rained, paid. |
| Not at all really. I think other countries AI development is more distributed and reasonable capex / efficiency focused. I think the US is trying to race to a god machine and it may all end in tears because they just keep making more and more compute without necessarily gauging need or demand. Also its software, so the DeepSeek stuff showed us it can get more resource light too lol |
| Just to reiterate what everyone else has said. You have a gambling addiction that’s so bad, you don’t believe you have a gambling addiction. \nNo more trading. Make as much income as you can. Hand it to an investment advisor or purchase a duplex and live in one side.\nThe money you lost is absolutely not coming back. Learn the lesson in front of you. |
| Spy 690 EOY |
| You could maybe do a put ratio spread around sub 50 area for risk management |
| Believe it or not, green |
| As long as she doesn't go the way of Maria Bartiromo. |
| QQQ is at a support zone on the chart, yields are down, DXY is flat, bitcoin is up over the last 24 hours, speculative metals are up, global markets are up\n\nYet US stocks are down.\n\nThis is the time to be buying |
| I know |
| The fact that SPY is not exactly S&P divided by 10 pisses me off |
| 🍟 🛍️ |
| Disturbed. Seek help |
| Pajama traders |
| Then BanBet it. Put up or shut up. |
| Garland and who? |
| Bullish |
| Ou la la |
| He’s busy getting pegged by Lauren |
| Yes, the market is extremely volatile at the moment however |
| Stop |
| -1.5% |
| Remember, there is no crying in the casino. |
| Yes but if the US goes to war risk goes up aka bonds would be issued at a much higher premium driving down the old bonds. Also makes the 9 trillion in refinance we have to do soon way more expensive. |
| Last year, the ruling that went against POTUS was announced by SCOTUS the day after State of the Union speech. |
| SPY 700 is more likely today than on any other day this year. |
| with supreme court and iran i forgot about GOD DAMN GDP COMING OUT IN 24 MINUTES |
| Have you seen a heavy shift toward staples/ defensive....$ko is in a new channel |
| Is this real?😬 |
| Iraniansg trained the Houthis and we couldn't do shit to them. |
| Peter Schiff is the oracle |
| hehe hmm nothing |
| BUY Calls on $OMC |
 Find a Meeting - Gamblers Anonymous gamblersanonymous.org |
| I'm feeling a +2.8% day. What about you? |
| Financing food is a real microcosm of the state of the US. We are teetering on the edge. |
| Because she likes it long |
| Definitely stop |
| I don’t understand why people put a third of their portfolio on an option. Just get draft kings at that point. |
| 1 million isn't enough to retire. The current number to be able to retire early and live well is approximately 9.5 million. What you should do is figure out a more lucrative career and stop flushing your money down the toilet. You're bad at this and don't have a high enough net worth to just shrug it off. |
| -0.28% yesterday was a blessing. We can’t ask for another great day |
| buy VT |
| When I went to the dark room at the sauna I saw an old man bound and gagged getting fisted. Other dudes were surrounding him and pulling on his nipples and slapping their cocks on him. He was crying but also begging for more. I didn't want an STD so I jacked off on his face and left. This place reminds me of that dark room |
| why..what changed? |
| Israeli son or indian daughter? |
| Yo what you doing |
| That’s a big part of the plan if I’m not mistaken. |
| 100%. He should delete all the apps. And he mentioned delivering food which I'm guessing is just Door Dash.\n\nOP: quit that shit and get a real job with real hours. |
| Bro the market is headed down. It’s been in a rut since November. I’d wait and be patient |
| But Pokémon cards |
| Pls seek professional help.\n\nYou evaporated 140k without any real reason. If you would have put that in an ETF or solid companies you would have at least 160k right now, not 160. |
| I ain't doing shit in the market today. Inverse WSB is unclear and I feel like theta might come for me. 🚫 |
| *Shocking!* |
| Join Gamblers Anonymous. You have a big problem. |
| Today might look real ugly if these numbers are terrible Nasdaq to 20,000 |
| Yeah bro Indonesian stock exchange and chill |
| Yeah, long theta and short intraday vega is the only way to be lately, and maybe not even that. |
| Saw that too |
| Have you considered joining the dark side (selling side)? I was a former unprofitable trader. I become profitable only after joining the selling side. Mostly covered calls, and cash secured puts. I still dabble in LEAPS calls though. |
| Regard. |
| yah man. Hope you make it back quick and use this experience to earn steady profits instead of chasing unsymmetrical gaine |
| Market doesn't know yet that war is actually bullish |
| The market’s in a little bit of a struggle, especially in the tech industry right now |
| Finally someone who gets it instead of just watching the last candle on one chart to get a perspective |
| the fuck is going on here |
| Off the run bonds are also just slightly less in vogue for no good reason, there will typically will be a slight spread between new issues and old issues even if timeframe is similar. |
| Go long oil |
| Please save my MSTR $106 puts expiring today |
| I go back to Sandra day o Connor in bush v gore.. also when 9/11 happened and we entered this regarded timeline |
| Buy a couple of happy meals,at least ya get a toy. |
| Only like 10 50/50 flips until you’re break even. You got this! |
| Spy 690 eod |
| The amount of people thinking they will have tariff ruling result is too damn high. Scrotum boy is gonna delay it again until end of year |
| is this even real? |
| put down the crack man |
| Go to nearest casino and buy some crack |
| My original plan was to not do any move yesterday and today and wait for Monday. However if we’re DEEP on the red today I might have to load the boat with calls for two weeks out |
| peace rape |
| I think you first need to ask if most normal people believed in ETH at all to begin with before we can ask if people believe in it long term, no? |
| Who |
| War with Iran first, then tariff decision. Got it. |
| Oh no, big bad Russia who has 1,000,000 dead and only captured 1% of Ukraine’s territory, an army that was ranked in the bottom 50th percentile before the war. Terrified of those Russian jets. UK, France, Poland, Scandi, no military capabilities whatsoever themselves. Whatever would they do? |
| Good times |
| withdraw it - put everything on red\n\n |
| Yeah, just gonna close all tail risk while I’m at it… |
| I've got to resist 4 fucking hours with a massive stinker knocking on my rear. If I can't dump, neither will SPY |
| Right? I make pretty decent money with my job and it would make my dreams come true to have 5k in the bank lol |
| My predictions have never been wrong either, brother. I predict you're gonna lose that last 160 too. |
| True, you dont have to worry about it tho because your poor ass will never afford to send a kid to college nor pay frat dues L0L |
| i'm 100000% rolling my 7DTEs into 14DTE before close |
| They forgot to add the day's spoiler tags. We weren't supposed to see that yet |
| Got a nice bounce on MSOS 🪴 yesterday. |
| Even I know that play is dumb af |
| TW is in March, dingus. |
| AI doing a thing doesn't remove the convenience or societal premium which represents the moat for software companies. Bread machines are not particularly popular, and bread has been predominated by two trends: 1) Store bought convenience bread 2) Sourdough / home hobby baking. Bread machines were a trend in the 90s and re-surge every now and again but mostly sit in people's cupboards not being used.\n\nSo, I'm saying that duolingo will survive vibe coding and AI translation because humans *like to use their own mouths to speak* and *do things like learn for fun.* In fact AI might help duolingo ultimately by generating individualised learning scenarios. |
| Hey Lauren here… sorry my man is busy 😎🫦 |
| They moved to fortify their military garrisons, less than 48 hours ago. This is very important because it implies the military has to move very fast now to capitalize on any kind of strike. The ford stopped off israel and is staying there. It’s not going to the gulf. What that means is twofold. Since it’s not linking up with the Lincoln, strategists no longer have to wait for strikes. And second, parking an entire carrier strike group off the coast of Israel means there might be a massive strike |
| Annmarie Hordern is a babe |
| Do the opposite of whatever you did before |
| 686 open, then puts |
| VXUS and chill |
| Mate, go back to DoorDash, save for a few years, then invest it in something much more solid, like property. |
| Hey with that you can by an 🎱 |
| Retards in here thinking they are going to make money today 👌 |
| I love your enthusiasm in trying to shift blame away from yourself. |
| what the fuck was that 686 jump for a sec |
| Bezos come pick me up at $220 please |
| You can’t make any decision about today until after the mornings news or your just guessing |
| 🤝 |
| Found the Indian |
| Iran vs Israel, battle of the pedos |
| Yes come to India |
| Propaganda is a powerful tool |
| Honestly, I've more moved an added chunk of my 401 toward international funds and have suggested it to others is just to get away from how tech-heavy every general market U.S. fund is at this point. But yeah, similarly I had a chunk in international for a decade that was seeing single digit YoY growth for the most part until the last year. People should not assume another like 30%+ year and instead should look at it as a diversification and defensive play. Also I prefer something like VEA (slight variation of this is the one in my 401) or just the simple VXUS (as I want exposure to Asian and Latin American markets) to VGK. |
| Hood about to put its nuts in your moms mouth |
| Can you teach me how to Dougie? |
| GOAT 🐐 |
| How would I know? I’m retarded |
| If Opendoor’s real offer came in anywhere close to what they email me as a teaser then their valuation models are hopelessly flawed tbh. |
| People who try to win big on options are basically gambling and the house always wins. |
| Hated that song ‘til now |
| Food for a few days, maybe some water? |
| Brazil, Spain, all kicking ass. The liquidity wave is going out. |
| I asked supergrok and it said it’s going back to 200 |
| Spy 0dte better chances |
| At this point the feds will just think I'm a front for money laundering... |
| We jerk off on different things. Got it |
| IV premium so high you get fucked even if everything goes your way. |
| MSOS 🪴 limit buy at $4 🚀 |
| You need a bunch of them and you can make a CDO, and then sell it to Germans |
| Buy crack |
| Do you find the “AI growth is the savior” narrative particularly compelling? |
| Thanks for your advice |
| Haha love how you shredded this conservative fuck.\n\nHow did you make your money by the way? I’m envious |
| already stole a nobel peace price, might as well fuck shit up i guess |
| Beurllish |
| dump my lady, dump dump my lady |
| So flat? |
| Buy $GDXY and hold it. |
| This shit is why I lurk here |
| Hi guys I just want you to all know I am not Indian |
| This feels dumpy as hell, and it's probably wise to not hold anything short term over the weekend |
| OPEN YOUR ASSHOLE BRUH. YOU GONNA BE SORE EOD TODAY 🐂 |
| Nah, that's not for me as much |
| When bonds get older they get closer to face value aka base layout therefore they can appreciate (grow in value) but sometimes if them company is struggling the bonds won't go to the will go down. The price generally gets close to the pull to para aka face value.\n\n\nTLDR bunch of corporate and us bonds come do very pricey will re issues us bonds at higher rates to pay off lower rate bonds. Cost us load more bananas. Corporate bonds who knows they pay or they don't. |
| Direxion daily bull PLTR |
| They won’t… saved you a click |
| I am surprised he managed to accumulate so much savings in the first place as a door dasher.\nMaybe he got inheritance or actually did get a good hand prior to this.\nAt least here in Germany, it is impossible to make any savings doing this job, thats why only immigrants, students or unfortunate souls are forced to do this work. |
| Neither bro |
| Yes |
| 10am tho? |
| Qatari banks can keep secrets. |
| What he's told |
| Bored of Peace |
| So if the tariffs get struck down and we nuke Iran on the same day is it bullish or bearish? |
| Ich kann dir auch vorhersagen, dass der MSCI World langfristig steigt. Aber das Timing ist einfach nicht möglich. Wird morgen ein 20er Hebel laufen? Das kannst du nicht wissen. Im Zweifel haut die Orange noch ein paar Zölle raus. Aber auch so ist Timing einfach nicht wirklich möglich. Jedenfalls nicht monatsweise und nicht weniger tageweise. |
| Hehe nice one did you come up with it yourself |
| Right up there with "I can quit anytime I want" |
| Distraction from the Trump files. |
| FAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
| Bro I said only 2 genders! \n\nGay! \n\nAnd \n\nStraight! \n\n\nLearn to read 👏 |
| Free the naans |
| 2h more |
| Did you buy any credits to undress women using AI? I proudly did using my credit card |
| Not really? Im not sure what you mean\n\n\nAs a result of the US disturbing the oil market by illegally seizing the production of an opec country, the likely response from the others is to increase production to either fill the gap or flood the market to lower price by increasing production \n\n\nMy thinking is that the Iran move is now to crush the response to the Venezuela coup |
| The fart of the deal |
| It's tough when it seems like you're up on a good choice early on, and keep thinking it's going to turn around and be ok once it starts sinking. |
| Buy yourself a nice meal from DoorDash and then deliver it to yourself. |
| Try $Bug |
| Is this bait? |
| Yeah sure buddy 🤣 we believe you |
| I calculated everything, but man I'm bad at math. |
| Bonds are a liberal hoax |
| Not touching Spy today until 10 when we know if SCOTUS rules on the 🥭 tariffs. |
| Why are we even in Iran like wtf is 🥭 doing |
| If USD tanks hard you have bigger worries than stonks. |
| Cash out and buy some whiskey and a toaster |
| ah yes, the iranians. famous mole people lmao. |
| NSFW chatbots, I'll own it. |
| "mY pReDiCtIoNs HaVe NeVeR beEn WrOnG"\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/cu88q63bdnkg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59685fd9d2a54d05612db89551e16b8ac6ffbabc |
| But OP wants to get $1m so they can retire early, is that too much to ask? |
| Stop trading stocks. |
| TARIFF RULING IS OUT IN NEXT 3 MINUTES |
| Just get a Fidelity managed account and let the professionals get your 13%. |
| Gabagool |
| If the leader of Iran started handing out aks they have a higher chance of helping any invader right now. Did you just start watching the news this week? |
| Baka |
| TSLA to 500 by end of March |
| Good luck accomplishing anything with tomahawks when everything is underground, champ. |
| It’s my fault market is tanking\n\nCan’t squeeze this 💩 out\n\nWhenever that happens there is much uncertainty \n |
| Fat dumpy fat gainy |
| AMZN is horny today |
| When looking for direction, look to the bond market. Yields lower = equities higher |
| I’m amazing |
| Thanks for telling us. Puts it is lads. |
| Narrator: but they indeed had been wrong |
| Lol if they gave AKs to the population they would immediately overthrow the govt. They just killed tens of thousands in the streets, it got almost no reporting in the west. |
| Sell it before you buy it, got it |
| Ouch! |
| go full retard even though you never go full retard |
| Wen wær |
| Where would you place someone born intersex? Nature isn't so neat and tidy nor does it care about our feelings |
| WHAT THE FUCK IS A BOND ANYWAY AND WHY DOES THEIR AGE MATTER |
| >moron\n\nYou mean our Glorious Leader that has brought us extended and unimaginable prosperity. His gaze shines upon us in His portraits in every classroom, courthouse or office. Let us rejoice his fatherly care and just actions. |
| “If I had just put all my money on red instead of black, I wouldn’t have lost every spin” is basically what this sounds like. lol |
| If I saw my son on that video of that frat basement in Iowa I would beat the shit out of him and then disown him\n\nThe embarrassment knowing you raised a dumbass would be too much to bare |
| Holy shit its bearish in here |
| A wise man once said\n "Hold on, if you feel like letting go.."\n- Good Charlotte |
| I’m afraid to ask what the fuck is porn adjacent services |
| Spy’s been under the 50 day for the last 6 days and regards talking about being “bullish” lmao |
| I thought today was calls. Now I’m confused |
| Biggest issue with Wendy’s right now is that an average wait at their drive thru is 10-15 minutes in my area when McDonalds and others have you in and out within 4 minutes regardless of the line. I could be the only car at a Wendy’s and still have to wait 10 minutes. Their production absolutely sucks even though the food is better. |
| # teh oh noes t0day is oPeX oh no tRiPle wItChInG oh fuc |
| Cash out and chill awhile 😌 |
| It's not bs.\n\nCPI is perhaps understated a bit. Jobs has issues when growth slows, this is known.\n\nBut:\n\n* GDP is not bullshit. \n* Audited earnings is 100% not bullshit.\n* State level jobless claims is not bullshit.\n* Fed lending data is not bullshit.\n\nWhat I listed is very high quality. |
| You're a doordash driver, you were smart enough to have 140k. Enough to buy you 3 apartments in some countries and run airbnbs. Or enough to live off the interest in Thailand. Know u asking reddit what to do with 160USD? You are your own worst enemy. Stop dreaming and starting taking responsibility for yourself, it's never too late. |
| good luck aiming at a tomahawk missile with an ak champ |
| As are the second and third |
| Where is the 10y closing today |
| lol your predictions are. Also options have expiration dates. |
| Serious question (I know… not the right sub), but the people who post these have other accounts, right? |
| Oh lord, I hope you were being an expert witness in gambling problems!\n\nNever mind the fact that a martingale system only works if you have access to essentially infinite funds, that also only really works with truly random; if anyone believes the stock market is *truly* random, they have no business trading stocks, and at least lottery tickets will bleed them more slowly. |
| Degenerate behavior. Perfect fit for the group. |
| Doner kebab |
| Stop being retarded |
| I’m goning to take everyone’s advice from last Friday and short silver! Wish me luck! |
| The deficits are structural at this point. Any hit to revenue is bullish for metals |
| This is the shit my brother does. Door dashes and Ubers, throws away all his money in the market and gets mad at his circumstances because he is broke. |
| Europeans do not want to push for your sell offs anymore like in the last couple of weeks. |
| Girls, GIRLS! You're both pretty 😭, please ban both. |
| Fade this advice and do the opposite. Guaranteed win when the economy tanks its ass off this year. |
| I think if aliens land here they're buying calls, lesson in there |
| It will be over 210 ath |
| Not when repub rigs it. They prevented two justices from Dem presidents. |
| We see why a well armed population is important. If i was the leader of iran i would be handing out the AK-47s right now. |
| This will only work until the economy crashes |
| You guys think a bunch of people in black dresses are going to tell the only guy with the nuclear missile button what to do and it will matter? Yeah okay pal. |
| Fuck it I volunteer as tribute to buy this dip |
| My condolences, brother. At least you’ve got the vacation time, healthcare, and capri pants going for you |
| Tell it to my port |
| Spend it on therapy. |
| That’s what stocks are for dumbass. You only have to be right about one thing (direction), not 3 things (direction, magnitude, timing) |
| It was argued in November and usually those cases release in early spring or late winter |
| i miss those days |
| This sub has fully put me off ever buying stocks so thanks I guess |
| I've made probably 10 purchases with corn total. Mostly porn and porn adjacent services, but still. |
| What has dollar to do with gold 😭🤣 nowadays when you going to get a gift and buy gold, its… just … so… sad… |
| ¡Dios mio! |
| YOLO SPY puts. Or calls. Just let us know so we can inverse you. |
| Anyone know when the next paper trading competition is? Want to show the boys here how good I am at this |
| Actually i do want to know. |
| Did bread machines stopp people buying bread? Why then have a bread machine if no one has a use for bread? Or you just mean that they buy bread in another way? Or maybe you being sarcastic and believe in Duolingo and that the fear is unfounded? So many Questions🤔😄 |
| 🥭 tweeted about lowering rates |
| 🤡 |
| and thus after all the fuss we open fucking flat |
| Profitable trader here, I looked into them a while back. Most of them seemed scammy. I decided to just keep trading on my own and building my account. \n\nIf you are a profitable trader, you don't need a prop firm.\n\nIf you are an unprofitable trader, you don't need a prop firm. |
| I would really really like that |
| Stop being poor! |
| The first 2 days this week were green |
| A feast at Wendy's with your homeless friends? |
| Scrotus |
| Chatgpt told me to buy calls - I listened. Mar 20 expiry $6 strike. |
| If only I had bought calls and not the early dips ... |
| Like I know this is treated as entertainment value here, but it is not normal to lose $100,000. You have a gambling addiction, please seek professional help. This is not a joke, you are ruining your life. |
| I'm bout to pound that buy button. DRTSW, baby! |
| They’re leading the Pacific now but you can’t count the Oilers out |
| the market is staying retarded longer than I can stay retarded, what do |
| That first spike always tells the story. Just get up and go back to work, save some money, stop doing this. GL, OP. |
| You lost 99% and throw away the last $160 to nowhere instead of a decent steak and fries? |
| The dollar is overvalued my friend |
| Are aliens real pumping or dumping |
| And here we goooooo |
| Are we ever gonna have another green day? Been 5 weeks ...lol |
| Don't forget first move is fake |
| It's free money ! Go ahead 👍 |
| she deff having something else than a toothbrush in her mouth today |
| Downright disheartening to see your settled cash total after a bad previous trading day lmao |
| The charts favor QQQ holding 602, and if not that 601 looks like a great entry. Go below that and it could be a bloody dive. |
| Time for index funds. |
| Hold!\n\nStill got my shares I bought at $9.50 |
| Realize you lost over a year of your life goofing off |
| Yeah it’s looking good. |
| This post was right below this one. I feel like it's meant to be.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/j2v22xe9cnkg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38cdce31724399ad3a8baac0aac65e05a35960da |
| Well look: I am here. |
| I’m calm and ready. Open up. |
| Thanks Nostradamus |
| Never tell me the odds! |
| MMs if u r reading this no funny business today I mean it |
| > My predictions have never been wrong\n\nThis has to be a shitpost because the evidence you provided explicitly demonstrates the exact opposite of the above statement. |
| Keep gambling and you will be broke for the rest of your life |
| Open a savings account or treat yourself to a steak dinner. |
| If his grandma had wheels she would be a bicycle |
| Buy jack Daniel's |
| Мы все умрем в муках нахуй |
| Yes I promise |
| a classic |
| Her boyfriend wouldn’t do that |
| I mean literally every bit of line drawing you can do says that MSFT has reached the bottom (unless it's not the bottom, and then it's going to the other line, which is very far below the current line). So the lines had better be right. How can you not trust in the lines!? |
| And then the USA is fucked even more with their debt situation? Completely off |
| Read up on Kraken Robotics KRKNF |
| Behind the Wendy's, next to the dumpster. |
| One can sell options too to profit off of this. You won't be making sexy 10x gains off of individual trades, but you also won't be tanking your account to $0 in short order. |
| Find a new job my dude |
| Do you promise it’s going back to 688 |
| The Finland Stars got robbed of a Cup or two by them. I am witness |
| Last 12 months was epic though, let her breathe |
| Drink |
| You may be right but I don't think everything is totally in place to start it this weekend. Iran leadership cares a LOT about self preservation too so I wouldn't be surprised if they agree to some bullshit "deal" to hold onto power a while longer. |
| Go grab some lunch at the bar. |
| Haven’t you always wanted a monkey? |
| Appreciate the thorough writeup and the risks section. The cash runway + insider buys is the cleanest part of the thesis for me, since it reduces the "surprise dilution" fear.\n\nThat said, biotech narratives can get ahead of the actual probability of success, so your point about Phase 2 being binary is huge. If youre sizing it like a catalyst trade, having an exit plan matters more than the price target.\n\nSide note, the way you structured this is basically a great example of persuasive messaging (exec summary, opportunity, risks). We write about that kind of structure sometimes: https://blog.promarkia.com/ |
| Chicago bulls I like, bulls of pamplona I like, bulls at rodeo I like\n\nBut, you bols, f$&@ all of you |
| Puts on your language learning skills😅 |
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| What's the thesis there? Fucking the balance sheet so US has to print some money to repay? I'm holding miners - I cycled over just before the crash and could have exited and now I'm side eyeing it back over 5k. |
| That moron always triples down on stupid after a loss. The chaos won't end as long as he draws breath. |
| Just loaded up\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/48ia2s0zbnkg1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e54eeb6cbd5fa448b5ff5dbb3d3cccb06ac79a44 |
| A nice reliant automobile |
| Wait for $688 then buy puts if you are going to buy it |
| That will hurt my feet surely |
| Exactly |
| Buy as much RAM as you can get and just hold onto it. Trust me. |
| Seconds away from a massive dump. Then no vent so my wife screams at me when she comes in here to brush her teeth |
| prepare your bags |
| My predictions have never been wrong, \n\nok bro, just the fries |
| You're telling me a shrimp fried this market |
| You belong here |
| I hope he’s able to, but the last time I checked no one is going to allocate any serious money until the company actually looks to be on a positive trajectory. Unless he pulls a rabbit out of a hat the slope is currently down, and I don’t see the macro environment supporting a scale retail business right now |
| SCOTUS is gay |
| What's APP about to do? Anybody wanna squeeze IBRX w me? They got 358 million new potential customers on Tuesday. |
| I’m gonna make money today and there’s nothing the pedos can do to stop me 🤡 |
| I dropped out of grade school you retard |
| Red again |
| Honestly, they will kick this down the road until midterms. If there is a massive blue wave, they will drop a ruling that will set off an economic collapse and blame the dems for it. |
| Jump on PINS |
| "My predictions have never been wrong" says the guy who is wrong. Don´t get me wrong, but as you are "door Dash driver" you better put the money on a savings account. I guess you do not have the education to undesratnd economics, or investements... |
| a normal day then? |
| 😂😂 |
| Learn to take profit, wtf is with this gold… overpriced nowadays |
| I believe in only 2 genders, gay and straight, \n\n\nSorry not sorry |
| OP how do you remain so calm and collected after losing all this money? |
| Mardi Gras |
| who’s on the toilet waiting for a dump |
| 🖕🖕 Chirp Chirp |
| i don’t know how SPOT can say they are implementing “value added features” when youtube’s general algorithm blows it out of the water. such a slow company, they have been around for a while as a leader, can they actually do something? |
| Treasury having to give back all the tariff $$ is hugely bullish for gold. Stay the course |
| So will nana |
| > Platinum, Palladium, Rhodium \n\nOr just cut out the middleman and go sawzall off all the catalytic converters in your local walmart parking lot. |
| I’m ready for whatever. |
| People think AI is going to kill it. You know, the same way bread machines stopped people buying bread. |
| .01% |
| My last $160 bet. I think you got your answer. |
| Tbh, wishing and hoping for this. Can’t wait for the squeeze to happen rather than the slow and constant bear! |
| Netanyahu knows this is the one time he can attack Iran without taking an enormous PR hit because of the protestor massacre\n\nThis peace negotiation is just additional PR to not look like warlords\n\nNetanyahu is ordering our troops in BIG, wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a full occupation within the year |
| Whatever you decide. You will lose |
| Fucking reading comprehension, I even said I was still long. This is the same problem resulting in people getting excited over a company that doesn’t make any fucking money lol |
| Down $140k? I think your predictions were wrong. |
| Yall really think they’ll bid up stocks with a third of our military floating around in the Middle East trigger happy? 😂😂 |
| UVXY calls now |
| it doesn’t work retard |
| Most likely, judges will kick the can to Capitol Hill. |
| Something different |
| You have $160 to turn it around. You got this! |
| Found the bag holder |
| 🐦🐦 are chirping, spy is red\n\nlife is truly a gift. |
| >He makes a six-figure income\n\n"Six figures" before car maintenance, fuel, tax, insurance, and living expenses of likely being in a city for DD. All while seemingly averaging **70-80hours** a week for *nearly 6 years*, only to lose it all *3 times now.* |
| So if the supreme court rules against tariffs - I am worried that will be very bearish for gold, because ultimately the gold trade is built on inflation, uncertainty, and a sense that TACO is mad and unrestrained? |
| I've got a 900+ day streak and still can't understand shit that my girlfriend's family says. \n\n\nPuts |
| The ROTI is definitely exceptional, ~~regardless~~ retardless of the outcome. |
| Just take it out in cash and eat it |
| Speaking of dumps… I took a big dump this morning at 3am downstairs where mostly my teenage daughter uses and she’s apparently pretty nasty so I decided to grab the cleaning supplies and did a full scrub as my wife comes down and looks at me like I’m a psycho wondering why I’m doing a deep clean in middle of night. |
| They should just remove the "Retirement" tab from the top at this point |
| Download Dreamcash!!\n\nDreamcash makes trading perps fun and simple. Sign up with my code and get up to a 1,000,000 point boost!\n\nUse code QYMGDE to earn sign up points!\n\n\nDreamcash.xyz |
| Excuse you I cite every youtube video I watch like a true academic |
| >My predictions have never been wrong, but i'm just always too early.\n\nYea that's being wrong dude... |
| What are the chances my 100 660 spy puts print today |
| Some people have way more disposable income than others. If my car breaks down on a random Tuesday and need to spend $2,500 out of nowhere, I don’t really flinch.\n\nOther people are trading while making $17/hr lmao |
| Then why dont you yolo the short if you are so smart? Or is your short getting burn and you try to make something sounds smart here? |
| What happened to duolingo? People stopped learning languages? |
| Wake up, hey cool futes are looking good.\n\nOut of shower, its so fukin over.. |
| You’ve presented many things that Trump is doing but haven’t explained how that mean SC wants to devalue the dollar\n\n“Google more” = I have no argument \n\nBye cuck |
| Iran is noting burger for another 10 days, another 7 days of sideways |
| Too much happens before open to make any prediction-it could wildly go either way |
| Gunna create volatility. That’s usually good for a few “investors” here leveraged to the gills in calls or puts. |
| 46 mins till total chaos expands |
| Trying to make a million dollars off a quarter oz. May peace be with you |
| Need IBRX to come down so I can reload please PSS |
| My dude the new CEO has been there for all of one quarter. They’re going to turn the operation around. Investors are clearly confident in his abilities |
| Buy food and water |
| i demand even more money so i can stop waking up alltogether |
| https://preview.redd.it/tqxaexexankg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=358827a34ad233ca5dab62fc97eca30911728424 |
| Just opened OPs message, closed instantly, it’s Friday, not reading your diary l |
| You really are not good at this-find a new hobby. Your wallet will thank me |
| Pray to Lord |
| Texas Roadhouse is my safe haven stock. TXRH 🤘🏻 |
| I ain't reading all that, I am happy for you tho, or sorry that happened |
| 30 days later. You win. Gj\nHow much was made? |
| I set up a collar for the SC ruling. Hopefully "oops, all bonds" doesn't crater. |
| Opex today. Don’t trade 0dtes and don’t expect to break the range. Your port will thank you |
| Smoove off my guy |
| Big boned |
| I'm squawking now and it's some fat guy complaining about something |
| Going to be a wild day |
| Un po’ di birra e una donnaccia |
| Bears are fucc |
| Once you’re down to $160 may as well leave it in there. |
| https://preview.redd.it/e8h02wyoankg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2c9a9e3f17a67a57273c8fca2883ee56b466850 |
| I realize we're all regarded here but this just HAS to be a joke. With doordash 24/7 and everything. Has to be |
| Quit |
| Where the bols fest at |
| Staying out today, cba to give MMs their weekend coke money with their bs sideways move for 6 hours |
| Go for a walk |
| almost all my money is in US equities. I'm as bullish as someone can get on the US but I think it's worth taking advantage of the cycle and moving whatever cash I have into VGK for the next few months |
| Hands off snakey |
| Wakey wakey losses and margin calls |
| Foreigners are selling / repatriating money, and liquidity is declining |
| Denial. Cash out now and spend the money on resumes. Get a job. \n\nTrust me, my predictions are never wrong. |
| seems you would have been better off putting money in a 3% interest savings account |
| Chris Christie is the fattest bastard |
| I have an MBA! I am simultaneously inversing all of these clowns at once using an LLM connected to an elctrojaculator |
| Wakey wakey eggs and bakey |
| > Or that $1M will be enough to retire comfortably in the 1st world at say 30yrs old given inflation/spending.\n\n$1 million is enough to retire as a 30 years old if you are even slightly smart with your money.\n\nYou are not working anymore so you can live in a low cost area.\n\nYou can stay invested in low risk investment. |
| Court decision won't matter. War will be averted this weekend and markets will SOAR Monday AM. |
| Buy scratch offs |
| Squawk Box!! |
| For real |
| Too early for this shit man. I'm high in bed 😁 |
| Gonna have to side with the stop loss-searching clankers on this one. |
| It’s popping because of a bloated options chain and dumbasses like you that don’t understand financials, it could get to highs of the past but it will sell off again. There’s a reason they didn’t field a singe actual question from a real analyst during their call.\n\nLike I said I kind of like the company, made a shit load of money on it last year and still have some leaps, but reality is reality lmao |
| opening looks to be bloody! 🫨 |
| Is it gonna go above £80? |
| https://preview.redd.it/qwgx98dcankg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=699b15c659c6ab0c6684bbc5154d1bc5566fd2d7\n\nDoesn’t look too bad. |
| Ten dollars? |
| You spelled retarded wrong |
| Walk into a casino and bet on black or red at roulette |
| Algos |
| Maybe you shouldn’t have put your eggs in one basket. You either live and learn or you live to repeat the same mistakes until you decide to learn the lesson. I don’t think anyone can offer much other advice here. |
| The jaaaag\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/mju9v9xcankg1.jpeg?width=3664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e74eaf6931a5f4cb90c55a864eb32f7db06ff088 |
| Im a time traveler. |
| Free punch |
| Anyone else think that all those SPY shorts that expire today are just out of the money, causing a spike up? Right before the weekend and Iran baby! |
| Feels like it’s been all week |
| Hey!!!! I went to college 1 semester!!!! |
| another day another -50% on a full port |
| Bears and everyone calling for a BTC and market crash will never happen...they'll nvr let retail predict it. Just like 4 weeks ago out of the blue everything crashed lol |
| Puts gana print👌👌👌 |
| the V is the wrong way ! |
| This market is garbage |
| How the fuck did you get 140k to even blow? Since when does DoorDash make that much? |
| Most boring stock I’ve ever seen |
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| Vegas golden knights? |
| DoorDash driver can predict stock prices? |
| MEME is the ticker. Doing as poorly as you’d expect |
| This is exactly what it should be for in theory.\n\nIn practice, people buy things (more expensive or more quantity) they wouldn’t have bought before because it’s a 1/4th of the price. |
| I guess fat ankles is gonna release the aliens before he just admits to being a disgusting slab of shit. The lack of dignity is abhorrent |
| remember... you're reading the takes of glue sniffing high school dropouts |
| Market freefalls every day at the same time 😂😂😂😂 |
| Ok, tell me how long Europe lasts without nato when they can’t afford to get Russian jets and drones out of their airspace. |
| The scare bears out in full force already, thanks for the tip. Calls it is. |
| SPY wont mean shit when the poors riot. I think we’re about 3 months aways from total collapse 🙂 |
| Probably the most solid advice I've read all week. Only once in a blue moon is it a day worth trading |
| Never go full regard |
| That's why i work and save . |
| The gameplan for today is looking for the breakout, buy puts/calls accordingly, then immediatly look at it go the other way and congratulate myself with the loss |
| There are a fuck ton of open shorts, I think it’s gonna squeeze upwards. |
| Day 11 waiting for GLD to reach $700 |
| Scrotus gonna chicken out again instead of doing their jobs |
| Im retiring today guys |
| President Trump I am so exhausted from winning |
| Wait till you meet Wendy Burger. And go easy on the fries. |
| Why r stocks gay? |
| I see spy with the ‘castle from frozen’ formation and it looks nasty |
| Or delusional. |
| Probably why I bought sp500 futures on this downturn this morning. Hard as a rock. |
| Anyone starting to think Pokémon cards are just another form of money laundering? |
| Stopped watching CNBC and the market dumped I will tune into it now |
| wisdomtree's |
| You friggen moron |
| (Former Prince) Andrew might know someone. |
| Talk to the share price bruv |
| From +0.6% to -0.2%, Ameritards won again. |
| You were supporting the troops. |
| lucy |
| What’s a good cyber security ETF with good liquidity? Is CIBR the best? I’m thinking of going with an ETF rather than individual companies. |
| I am the voice of the other world |
| 😂 |
| Bulls always have erections, bears are always in hibernation aka not fucking |
| no |
| Bro needs to do a 63,550% on his remaining portfolio to get back to starting point 🙁 |
| #wow would you look at that 683 |
| I would sell them and buy further OTM calls |
| BREAKING NEWS: TARIFF RULING IS OFFICIALLY OUT NOW |
| Remember, IV is likely to crash through the floor again after 10:00 am so if you're only playing one side of the trade you might want to be right |
| It's really amazing how I can be wrong every time |
| At least the DOW is at $50k tho |
| More economic data in 55 minutes means the market will go brrrr again so naturally I bought cheap 0DTE calls and gonna sell them after these numbers |
| Refinance where Michael? |
| Low unemployment because they stop counting those who were not able to find job while on their unemployment… the counting is 🐂\n\nAlso.. those let go who had to retire early at 62… no chance for them to get a job either.. not counted in those numbers. |
| Oh no poor Israel! |
| Fuck klarna |
| My QQQ shorts from yesterday's after hours, are all In-The-Money now; could see 590 today. |
| Put more money in |
| I think everyone playing options gets that feeling of the market always doing the opposite of your bets. |
| don’t trade opex you idiots |
| Could’ve have cuts if not for tariffs |
| Asain dad: "*Son...where I come from, we called trading by another name. Gambling. And if you gamble - your mother will take off her slipper, and I my belt, and we will decide amongst ourselves who gets to beat the shit out of you first. The only trading you will do, Son, is VTI and studying to increase earnings capability. The only gambling you will do, Son, is gambling on a course or book to improve your skills and earn a higher paying job*" |
| Oh yeah I know. \nI had GOOGL 185C mid last year and sold them at a loss 😂😂 |
| AAPL 250 today |
| Nothing ever happens on Fridays |
| r/gamblingrecovery |
| Celieve it or not, balls. |
| Should have done total money market. Lmao |
| Yes OP is actually 53 |
| Wha is this shit about. These premarket dumps are lame as hell. |
| Thank you for NOT paying attention to that particular matter |
| Puts seem obvious so you know it’s gonna pump |
| Ipo for your double fly boxer company Pump’n’Dump ™ when? |
| gonna drop 10%!! |
| I used to nail this chick whose husband was IDF\n\nI'm basically a freedom fighter |
| Door dash paying you too much |
| I wonder if a strike down or tariffs would be enough to resuscitate my Feb20 SPY 725C... |
| Not true. Scammer payback had this one woman withdrawing loads of money and going to deposit it in a btc atm. |
| Yes. After you sell |
| I mean if you aren't are you even alive? |
| Open gonna double today |
| I’m talking about the products that drive the revenue and other metrics that drive the stock price lol and you have to zoom out my man 🤣 |
| 178 huh |
| Headline is incorrect and only talking about fourth quarter revenue, every other metric was garbage and if you watched the earnings “call” you’d see the reason for that revenue was a clearing of the book of old shitty properties and they specifically said not to expect the same level of revenue. They beat on one number (arguably the least important), and said they do not expect to beat on that number again. \n\nStupid motherfuckers in here lmao |
| You have a gambling problem. |
| It's not betting against US. It's very much the opposite, as the current administration is actively seeking devaluation of dollar in order to deal with debt EASIER. It's betting on administration to be able to make happen, whatever they want. |
| whos selling at 4am |
| SPY $694 EOD fill the weekly cup and let’s move on already |
| Theta day confirmed |
| Like I said, it almost *always* gets it wrong |
| yday up 0,5% premarket into drop red before open.. cmon why today aswel |
| “Bombing won’t work, aliens is our only hope to distract from the files sir”\n\n“HEGSHITTTTT RELEASE THE ALIENS” |
| Buy your wife’s boyfriend some mcdonalds and call it |
| Will the market ever rally again |
| In that case I’m definitely VJ. I’m a Velcro™ man myself |
| Agree with you! |
| Avoid oracle for now(blue owl). Some AI is better buy |
| Perfek! |
| Risk high = reward high = degen port low |
| i am comfortably numb |
| Long butterfly's half an hour before close |
| Ouch, save the 160 brother. |
| 60% of the time it works every time |
| Yes DJT, TSLA and all these unprofitable AI IPOs coming up are *meritocratic* |
| He pulls in $2200 in his **best** weeks. Working 80 hours. That’s $27/hr from which he has to deduct gas, maintenance and insurance. \n\nAfter 40,000 deliveries, at even 5 miles per delivery that’s 200,000 miles he’s put on his car. Which means at a minimum large repair bills or a new one. |
| Investings not for everyone. You gotta know what you’re doing some get lucky, some lose it all and some know what they’re doing and get ups and downs but still net profits regularly. |
| Dani Burger is really stylish and easy on the eyes |
| These numbers are all fake as shit until PCE comes out at 8:30. Thats when we all are fuked |
| Tell me you have Q1 PTSD without telling me you have Q1 PTSD |