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| Someone’s trying to offload garbage before shit hits the fan.. \n\nMS and loan advise ! Someone should ask ms how’s that loan repayment going which they lent to melon Musk for take over of Twitter..! |
| You abbreviated I know, and you, and for real, but instead of "2" you used the correct "too".. and a comma.\n\n\nI'm perplexed |
| Ok so many people think this is tied to some publicly traded companies. It's not.\n\nThis is pretty much an article saying:\n\n"Oh shit, we were retarded and we funded every 'AI' startup, because we thought that 99% of these startups would become unicorns... now we're realizing that most startups are in fact just garbage"\n\nThis is more of an implication for slowing down of investments into startups (i.e. expect less white collar jobs due to tight money). \n\nCan this affect US Stock markets? Yes, it will and it already is... most of the red days are institutions selling off and dumping it onto retail that took a different form of debt (margin). \n\nCould this reverse? Yes, if foreign capital starts flowing faster into the US stock market, which might happen after a sell off and after 'The Orange Man' starts signaling more stability within the US. |
| Actually this is from the last week of January. Which makes it even more painful. Stupidest man on WSB here. |
| just posturing intended for the local audience\n\negyp won't start a war with ethiopia, three security risks at their borders are enough |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Breaking News Alert !!!!!!!!!!\n\nMichael Burry is "no longer shorting Palantir" stock.\n\n\nCan you say market manipulation? Un fn believable. People soooooooo stupid. |
| ngl, this sounds like AI. |
| Oui oui 🥖 |
| George Washington goofy ahhh celebration fuck you mean I can't gamble on Monday |
| "regard buys short AFTER silver dumped" |
| where the fuck did you find a screenshot of my portfolio what the fuck |
| Dearly regarded, bow down your head let’s pray |
| Good job |
| unrealized gains tax is the dumbest thing ever. its like they want us to revolt (deduct 200 social credits, pls you cunts) next is pre-emptive decision making tax. being taxed merely by thinking about buying shares of pedo enterprises |
| Long term this stock is making money think about it. They made 1.26 billion with a booming crypto market they made 1.27 billion without a booming crypto market |
| To good shitting yea.\n\nIt's mostly food and taking care of yourself though.\n\nOr do you mean the actual act of taking a shit? I guess that's an art too lol. Apparently squatting and not leaning is how you're supposed to. |
| damn this is some serious DD. the digital title stuff actually sounds pretty revolutionary if they can pull it off at scale. being able to instantly use commodities in transit as collateral is wild - that velocity increase alone could be massive for the entire supply chain financing game.\n\n \nthe TAM numbers are insane but that's always the question with these plays - execution and market adoption. having Joe Raia from the NYMEX ClearPort team is actually a pretty solid signal though, that guy knows how to scale exchange volumes. \n\n \nholding 9k+ shares shows you really believe in this one. might have to dig deeper into their pilot results and see if the monetization framework they're planning makes sense. |
| Alternatively, the previous administration took us from 9.1% in June 2022 to 2.4% in Sept 2024, a 6.7% decrease. |
| Hey regards just cause you saw it doesn’t mean you have to repost it |
| Wow this was so funny the first time I |
| The credit risk is de minimis at this point |
| It’s pretty straightforward if your risk is limited to the cost of the option. say I buy a call, the “stop loss” is the option going to $0, I exit at a 2:1 or better, even if I have a 33% win rate I’m break even, at 40 or 50% the strategy has positive EV. With OTM 0DTEs those numbers are very possible. |
 How the Immigration Act of 1965 Changed the Face of America | HISTORY The act put an end to long-standing national-origin quotas that had favored those from northern and western Europe. www.history.com |
| The Vatican holds the keys to heaven\n\nIonQ holds the keys to the future |
| Ewww, the weirdo creeper still stalking me. |
| Wow wonder how many more times somebody can post this 🙄 |
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| if you're not preparing for war with France, you ain't black |
| That's only 2 or 3 0DTE plays away from +1000% 🔥 |
| There's a science to shitting but also an art |
| PANIC AND SELL EVERYTHING, FELLOW HUMANS |
| Most people don't care, especially the younger generation who they are targeting. They have great marketing, and the IRA transfer boosts and matching is great. Ethics? Get off of WSB 😂 Who gives a shit, and you think big banks are ethical? Prediction markets are your tipping point? |
| Quintessential retarded billionaire who got lucky but gets praised for their business acumen |
| Time for mangos attack within the next week it’s all lined up |
| We went up after April 2025 because I lost my job and couldn’t invest, so a generational dip buying opportunity was made to made. Only reason I can think why |
| Houthi small group |
| It's almost like there are scheduled days where the market's closed or something. |
| Bearish candle movement |
| Absolute nightmare. |
| Fast food joints have become what nail salons are for asians. \n\n |
| The staircase to hell. That's how mine looked when I was balls deep in LUNR when that 50% dropped happened |
| Ha. |
| Robinhood sucks. It encourages too much gambling |
| At that point, you take a break just don't open the app for a month. |
| I hope to see this posted several more times |
| The risk and reward here is great. You shouldn’t given yourself more time . They just got cooked on earnings . This kind of play is better for something high beta. Think nbis or IREN. |
| There's laws against that perverted shit dude. Fido didn't give consent |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n **Ticker:** ABXX (ABXX.NE / ABXXF)\n\n **Direction:** Up\n\n **Prognosis:** Buy Shares (Cantor PT $81 CAD)\n\n **Secret Sauce:** Unlocking $135T in commodities supply chain as instant collateral\n\n **Catalyst:** Digital Title monetization & US Market Access via FBOT |
| I'm up $24k I'm past year and up $220k past 7 years |
| imagine having to tell your parents, “yeah I use twitter” |
| You can absolutely trade into momentum but yeah one trump tweet will blow up your position. Just flip it and scalp what you can. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3p2afh9i9hjg1.png?width=968&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c733cf578987edc9510454d09a5e1fbf500dd4c\n\n |
| I buying puts, every quarter they expect more and there will be a time they will miss or only meet the line, when that comes this will like a nuclear bomb drop. |
| I only stay in 0dte trades 15 mins max, anything over that doesn’t matter to me. I don’t cry over unrealized gains because I know unrealized loses can also happen. |
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| No Generic Social Media Posts |
| When your port finally goes green lmao |
| Mine got turned off lol |
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| Was it controlthenarrative, who abused a bug in the instant deposit feature that let him massively over leverage himself on apple options? |
| Whilst you are correct, a longer timeframe does not lock you out of a good news event nor a thesis playing out. \n\n\nA 0DTE gives no recourse other than to roll the position, or take the L, if the news fall against the position. Unless you are doing some obscure covered call/put on an 0DTE. |
| He's right. As long as no Iran thing and they reach a deal |
| Fck u. U still green not like the rest of us |
| https://preview.redd.it/6jer2y089hjg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813fb529722924b821b9889be118135c31411b0c\n\nI also started a position but much longer bet |
| I felt naked and dirty when only holding regular puts |
| must have something to do with all the late credit card and loan payments we're hearing about ! |
| imagine having to tell your parents, “yeah I use twitter as my brokerage” |
| Weekend Nasdaq up +37, bull market is saved!!! |
| Enjoy it. |
| Sometimes they dont get any training at all https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/ice-error-meant-recruits-sent-field-offices-proper-training-sources-sa-rcna254054 |
| Why does it feel like we are constantly having short trading weeks lately? This is like the 5th time this year the market has been closed on a Monday. How am I supposed to make all my money back that I lost?? |
| Trump denounces Denmark for hoarding Greenland.\n\nJustifying war goals\n\nDays to completion 406/840 |
| Gay |
| wen iran invasion |
| agree. time to short staples and things like that.\n\nthey were bid because of some belief value stocks' margins will improve from AI integration, imo. that makes sense, so the pe isn't quite as indicative as it was just a year ago. |
| I’m selling puts. Also own shares and leaps. |
| It's not Al that was too buttery, it was software and SaaS that was too buttery as a result of AI eating into their future growth. Please do try and keep up. |
| I work at the IRS and I don't know what you mean by "line by line return". Even googling I can't find examples. I fill out all the lines myself, but take the standard deduction. Are you just referring to itemizing? All businesses deduct expenses. Is "line by line" the way some other countries refer to that? A line by line review of the whole tax code?\n\nAnyway, we're talking about different things here. I am, in no way, saying big businesses don't save massive amounts of money by avoiding taxes or that they don't game the system by often writing the rules themselves through regulatory capture.\n\nI'm saying some people literally think "writing off" essentially means the thing is actually free. Not that it reduces taxable income, but it is simply free. Just look through a reddit post when a movie gets "shelved". Or people think a business donating to a legitimate charity is somehow a scam and costs the business nothing. |
| what's the point tho |
| Instead going Wendy’s , making shredded lettuce at home is the way to go |
| First valentines as a single man in 8 years. First one with a positive return(barely) too |
| Impact on global economy or markets:\n\n🥱😴🛌💤 |
| For all these years beat earning, this will be high earning expectation i think |
| **I THOUGHT THE DOW WAS OVER 50,000 POINTS**\n\n🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
| There’s a million ways to play the game, one isn’t better than the other. Same could be said for your longer timeframe, one random news event or earnings could kill a stock, see Amazon and Microsoft recently…. |
| Who is "they"? |
| X’s head of product announced X’s launching trading platform |
| Really? Anthropic has Claude Code and Opus 4.6, and Palantir has….overlays |
| I was going to be long on HOOD (bought at about $62 average), but when it hit $150 I got out for a nice profit, one of the few times I've actually sold near the top. It definitely rose in value way too much for little reason.\n\n\nThat being said I am getting back in. I think they can do more with their prediction markets, and if the $1k Government fund for babies goes through them, it should boost price. They still have the best platform (At the very least easiest to use), and I don't see them losing much traction to any competitors as of now |
| \> Republic of Niger is preparing for War with France\n\n\> Egypt and Ethiopia fabricating war goals against each other regarding Nile and new renaissance dam. \n\nWhich one of you regards enabled hoi4 ahistorical mode irl. |
| 2 weeks free fries |
| Don’t forget to get your tomatoes started by seed indoors soon. |
| No chance. All bluster |
| https://preview.redd.it/noj6x4am8hjg1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=06cf170e70cb5ab2beebe83699d87366b3b75d3f\n\n |
| I am starting to realize that ICE only gets half the training as polICE |
| I can tell you all that lending is definitely going to mostly go to AI and mag companies will benefit.\n\nThat's the beauty of unbelievably powerful companies like MSFT and GOOGL. They get the biggest slice of the growth pie. |
| Haha he got you good, doordasher. |
| The cash cow boomers are dying and younger people don’t want this cattle slop. |
| Very much so. When I was EV shopping the mach E was so enticing. Sexy as shit. Almost got it, but ultimately pulled the trigger on the MY.\n\nThe battery, range, and charging time are fundamental. Just couldn't compete unfortunately. |
| Less than 1% of its workforce |
| Just roll it forward 😂 |
| It feels freeing when your port is down 70%. Like you know what Mr. Market, go ahead and take the rest I’m gonna go enjoy my weekend. |
| available for purchase by US domiciled investors?\n\n\*looks like yes,\n\n* The security is available on the U.S. OTC market under the ticker **TVAVF**. |
| Btc about to plummet, time to quick sell boys and buy your houses, Yacht’s and cars. |
| Looks like we're doing...\n\n_checks news_\n\nIran this weekend |
| Time to eat healthy |
| Just realized the Robinhood instant deposit feature is exactly like an ATM in a casino. I need to delete the app immediately. I’ve been bamboozled |
| Hilarious they just increased the cost of literally everything and kept wages the same and we all still buy shit 🤡 |
| You must’ve been talented as a kid with Etch A Sketch. |
| I’m asking grok how much ima need to pay in short term gains tax |
| I have 3 jobs i dont know why people think the economy is bad |
| I’ve completely disconnected from the concept of it even being money, just numbers on a screen. |
| I got a job at Burger King |
| We are so fucked |
| If SPY holds above 679 after the 3-day weekend, maybe we do get a Wumbo type play for next week. |
| What’s the sentiment |
| Hey I saw you deleted the boner question and I already typed that shit so here you go. I guess it will just dangle here without context now.\n\nAssuming we are talking about like a normal boner and no funkiness from pills, even if you had like a 15 incher that would only be a few more milliliters out of literally liters flowing throughout your body, it wouldn't make a difference. |
| Additionally you're so stupid you don't realize you're arguing my point.\n\nIf US Treasury controls monetary policy, which they do, then that's bullish af lmao. That supports suppression of yields, wide deficits and more inflation coming. |
| Don’t be a wuss. 🫵🤡 |
| Nah I didn't mean any specific one. I could go spend $15-$20 on a calzone at any number of places and id enjoy that much more than anything fast food can offer for the same price. |
| Rage bait? |
| And they just opened a new location in our small town, so ironic. |
| When the employees started looking greasier than the food i stopped eating there 💯 |
| If Bondi called the top during that questioning it’ll go down in history as such a crazy turning point 😂 |
| I'm not really a Palantir bull but it seems absurd that Anthropic has a higher valuation right now |
| how does one lose money buying spy?\n\nheres the answer lol |
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| Yea I kept buying to make up for some of the prior losses and they weren’t panning out. Worst part is I had Puts that expire next Wednesday. But I just didn’t want to risk losing more money. I’m sure knowing my luck they will print next week |
| stock selloffs because our AI lobster is too buttery is unbelievable |
| I had turned 8k into 18k in 2 months. Sadly these mag7 dips have been brutal. I would buy a call 3 months out in the money. Sell for 20-30% pump. Get a 5-6 month call and keep rolling it |
| 🤣 |
| Key details from Morgan Stanley’s report:\n\n• Credit quality concentration: A majority of software loan exposure is in lower-rated categories, signaling higher default risk. Specifically:\n\t• 50% of loans are rated B- or lower.\n\t• 20% are B rated.\n\t• 26% are CCC rated.\n\t• Only 7% are BB rated (higher quality).\n\n• Limited transparency: Over 80% of software loans come from private companies, and nearly 78% are sponsor-backed (e.g., private equity-owned), restricting public financial data to evaluate AI disruption impacts (unlike more transparent exposures in public equities).\n\n• Maturity wall concerns: The sector has a steeper, more front-loaded debt repayment schedule than the broader loan market:\n\t• ~30% of software loans mature by 2028 (vs. 22% overall).\n\t• 46% are due within the next four years (vs. <35% for the wider market). \n\nThis amplifies refinancing pressure if AI-related revenue or growth hits materialize quickly, potentially forcing borrowers to roll over debt at higher costs or under worse terms amid market volatility.\n\nMorgan Stanley cautions that these factors create risks and expects ongoing price volatility in software loans. |
| Why didn't asts simply just sell covered calls on the company's shares |
| Rates are slowly coming down and the fed is injecting liquidity. Question is how much this will boost the economy, sustain the ai bubble and for me personally which assets will outperform (gold vs spy vs vxus vs sandisk vs btc) |
| With risk management it is possible, but we don't do risk management here. |
| It's possible I have you confused with someone else. But I am certain you've said nothing but the stupidest shit imaginable.\n\nFor example a quick search online brings up this:\n\n>The house is on fire but they're not going to say that. A 50bps cut tells us that the economy could be in a dire spot in 6 months if nothing is done about it. If everything was rosey we would be looking at a slow consistent drawdown in interest rates. Watch what the market does this week.\n\nYou're actively hurting people in r/middleclassfinance with comments like this. This was one year ago. They would have made so much more money if they ignored you and just kept investing. |
| you mean people don't want to pay $13 for a woody chicken breast and a single fried cut up potato? |
| The 4 fo 4 was a hood classic. Carried me out the struggles multiple times. |
| "It make noise and I don't understand it" |
| No bailout? 😞 |
| Which |
| Sounds like the story between 🌮 and congress |
| They are though and they will.\n\nWhatever they're doing it's working because earnings keep impressing. |
| It’s a 900k position wtf you mean |
| This is a crazy new type of arguing, you just pretend something happened that makes the other guy look stupid. Never thought of that. |
| You think he's gonna live 40 more years? Dude is like 400 lbs |
| Does this mean my groceries are cheaper? |
| Thanks a lot bro. Are you doing only spy? Or stocks too? Again, thank you!! |
| My only goal now is to get into that signal group chat before the crash |
| If kim jong un's daughter does end up replacing him im like 40 years the thirsting will be absolutely wild. |
| The baconator is pretty good. Too bad it's like $20 |
| You're not a true member of WSB until you full port SLV 0DTE calls striking $10 above open on your IRA. One of these days, someone is going to win. |
| You’re assuming religion solves a problem it actually doesn’t.\n\nIf something is good because God commands it, morality is arbitrary. If God commands it because it’s good, then goodness exists independently of God. Either way, religion isn’t the foundation.\n\nSecular systems ground morality in rational consistency, reciprocity, minimizing suffering, and cooperative stability. If someone says “I don’t care,” religion doesn’t fix that, they’d also have to care that God said so. Moral motivation always depends on some shared premise.\n\nAs for “agency from non-agency,” emergence isn’t mysterious. Complex systems produce new properties all the time. “I can’t imagine how” isn’t an argument. |
| Vibes |
| Bring back the Super Bar!! |
| If you are consistently doubling and tripling all the time, I assume you must have an obscenely large portfolio by now. |
| They fired me last year. Said I wasn’t good at that either |
| right on man |
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| AMZN is on a 9 day loss streak, has the lowest RSI since forever, and I still expect to continue losing money on it next week. 🙃 |
| The company running the stock exchange like how nasdaq is also a seperately listed company? |
| OREAM\n\nOptions rule everything around me |
| I averaged 1.5 pages per day last year. Just to break even. |
| I’m sorry bro |
| Cooked. \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/bullcity/s/vLbM67t42t |
| All it takes is a Trump tweet that slips the radar to ruin one's analysis, almost instantly, on an 0DTE.\n\n\nI'm good with my fundamentals and longer timeframes. |
| Probably has to do with 90k f150s |
| Easy solution. After 11 am work at Wendy’s. |
| Pre futes (wsb sentiment) telling me I’m up 20% next week, I’ll take it |
| A lot of people on here don’t understand that whatever the leaders were last year aren’t going to just be the same leaders this year: I bought HOOD last year under $30. Sold it for $120 and moved on.\n\nHOOD is probably not going to work until crypto starts working again. Yes I know they get little revenue from crypto. But they are linked. \n\nLook what happened to the trade desk. It had a similar sort of run up like HOOD. \n\nThere are far better investments for 2026. Cut losses in HOOD and move on. |
see  Blocked www.reddit.com |
| real shit people saying wendy’s closing = recession indicator blah blah blah, did anyone really fuck with wendy’s besides the frostys??? like mcdonald’s, canes, chick fil a, pop eyes…. they all clear wendy |
| Do you follow his trades? |
| Nice. What's your technique? |
| Did crypto retards not understand that Cathie 🪵 being bullish on it was the top? |
| > How do you trade for 15 years and only have $40k.\n\nEasy. Start with 500k |
| Stupid Is as stupid does.. “Allowance money” 😇 |
| Its not special I draw that everyday |
| You no-trurh-handler you! |
| Wife saw in my email where I sent my side chick some chocolate covered strawberries and was pissed. I said, "Baby you can't leave me on Valentine's Day!". "The hell you say!" she yelled. "But baby the Dow is over 50,000!" I exclaimed. Then she gave me my V-day BJ, works every time. |
| Just search “prop trading firms” and enjoy the rabbit hole. Sorry if I ruined your life. You owe me half if you strike it big though 🤝deal |
| I FEEL IT IN MY SCROTE\n\nThe correction is over. Green dildos Tuesday |
| is this IA? |
| LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| You can always see the small blip of gains in those screenshots. Remember, the first hit is free. 💸 |
| I can’t touch myself to a 4.7k loss |
| My friends too scared to ask AI what to do when you get crabs LMAO |
| 45 days out ITM weeklies have been doing well for me. I want some that are at least $20 ITM, and I set alerts for when they drop by $3 so I get good entries. I'm up $5,800 this year so far using this strategy. And I'm not risking my full port on these, only buying 1 contract at a time and adding on red days to risk no more than $10k at a time. |
| I actually use think of swim to analyze my trade and I actually trade on IBKR\n\nSounds messed up! |
| I wonder how long this Admin can keep claiming everything is great while the entire place burns down around them lol. |
| I got news for ya, the boyfriend is going to be feeding you |
| Wear it for you, she'll be so jealous! |
| worf > data |
| I love that people think it's luck, that way they keep gambling on it, meanwhile I watch levels all day and wakr to snipe 100 sometimes 300% EOD |
| Interactive brokers |
| I meant for either call or put buyers. If it breaks out, it will be strong \n\nIf it breaks down, it will be strong |
| Bro I got a 3 day ban for asking if 200mg of Tylenol was enough to give me Asperger’s. I appealed and won though 😂 |
| No reason why it shouldn’t be - historically you needed someone on the floor (that also needed weekends/holidays) to place your order, now everything is digital… |
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| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ThatChrisGuy7 made a bet that SPY would go to 672.9911099999999 within **1 day** when it was 679.789 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 11 wins and 12 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| guitarist will max out the volume knob and try to turn it up again 3 seconds later |
| We should just blow up the mountain jesus is supposed to return from heaven to so we can prove its a fairytale and cool these zealots down. He cant come back to a prophesized mountain that doesnt exist |
| And I've never seen teeth. Just smooth and slimy, mmmm |
| "I work in the industry and already have good amount of knowledge for options" 🤣😂🤣\n\nfirst rule of options? we're all regarded gamblers |
| The AI yearns for more *data*🫴 |
| Wife said something nasty to me going to bed last night. Might return this nice ass bracelet. Not sure if she has plans with her bf or not… |
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| but i always think of this way, today i have $62k more money than yesterday |
| Because they have all already committed ten years of profit on speculative tech the public has flat out refused to use multiple times already. Believe it or not stock buyers want returns on their money. |
| I’m up from $54k in December to $86k. Went to all cash before I lose it all but I’m already regretting not buying puts to carry through the holiday weekend. Great weekend to attack Iran. |
| Interesting days ahead for crypto |
| Just got laid on valentine morning probably for the first time in my life. Thank God I'm no longer married |
| **YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH**\n\n**I DERIDE YOUR TRUTH HANDLING ABILITIES** |
| Thomas Massie is fucking based. |
| No it’s not. Small business, corporations, and individual are all very different. \n\nThere are 2 main ways to file. One is using an accountant for a line by line return. Most small businesses that can, operate like this but not individual tax. You aren’t filing a line by line return for your W2. Most people in the US receive one.\n\nCorporations hire CPA firms for a lot of money. They get to sit in on state tax meetings so they are aware standards and what they are focusing on each year. It’s crazy. \n\nThey are filing line by line so they can claim every deduction. It’s why the CPA firms make so much money. \n\nIt’s a lot of work but the companies figured out it’s worth the money they are saving. That’s my point. Not to mention corporate tax burden has dropped by over 50% in the last 40 years, making it even easier. |
| Google gamblers anonymous \nThere is a great yt show odaat - one day at a time |
| CRSR is not something that’s going to go up during this AI boom….run as fast as you can. |
| Software stocks over valuations being corrected? |
| stock market should be open daily and definitely not closed on the stupid made up holidays. I want to see what my money is doing |
| I’m aware. That’s why I suggested it as an alternative to calling this a thesis. |
| We’re shorting door dash to hell right? |
| Thanks for looking at the bright side |
| Why |
| Why wouldn't hyperbaggers benefit? MSFT just delivered 60% YoY growth?\n\nThe entire point of having such powerful businesses is that they are able to capture an outsized portion of growth. |
| Right not a net loss. Just back to square one. Literally at where I started on Jan 13 |
| Yes never fails. Often goes back up tho. Gotta be patient. This is why I rarely do short dated stuff |
| No. It’s TASE.TA |
| I'll need to find another dumpster to give blowies behind |
| It’s not that ticker lol it’s TASE.TA \n\nUp 680% in 3 years actually |
| I never ate there again after they announced dynamic pricing. |
| I'd say it depends on the context of a 2.4% reading \n\nGoing from 2.6% in Dec to 2.4% in Jan is a .2% decrease\n\nGoing from 1.7% (feb 2021) to 2.6% (mar 2021) is a 0.9% increase\n\nThe different president didn't have a reading under 3% after that March 2021 print \n\nIt's been mostly flat since mid 2023, but was accelerating rapidly in 2021 |
| Let me be clearer, I will never invest in the company because I hate management, and the trend is toward lower production value deliverables, and AI can do 30% of what ADBE users do. Finally, higher production value work has multiple components to it that AI can do, which increases productivity for teams, thereby lowering headcount, thereby decreasing seat licenses. \n\nIf you like ADBE it's because you're spending too much time on Reddit, plus Reddit pleases itself to hating AI, which is clouding their judgements. \n\nIf you ever spent time in an agency or in marketing teams, literally 95% of all teams are actively always looking for ADBE replacements because of how trapped and penalized the feel. |
| I already have my own anal plug collection, so I don't need that. Their mouths look tight though |
| My port is in shambles but I'm having a great day. This precious time I have with my loved ones is the biggest gain I've ever realized |
| I said Bag7 wouldn’t be attractive; not the downstream beneficiaries. |
| That implies there was something to calculate with |
| Reminder that bank lending growth YoY is skyrocketing, not falling. Credit conditions are loosening, not becoming more restrictive or tightening.\n\nCurrently 6.6%:\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/BRCjV0P.png\n\nCapex and private investment boom will continue to make nominal GDP growth very large. It will have the opposite effect many think. Don't be foolish sitting in cash when printer will only ramp up in speed. |
| Groceries are following the same trend since the pandemic, about 31 percent. Inflation rate may go down but there is still inflation. Fed wants 2 percent. That means groceries will increase two percent on top of pandemic era inflation. |
| I'm hoping for one of those probes. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/LeadingNASDAQ made a bet that PINS would go to 17.0 within **1 day** when it was 14.747 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| *[deleted under duress]* |
| Only displeasure. |
| So you’re not loss, still 10k gain left in account? |
| Sir, this was a Wendy’s. |
| If the stereotypical bug eyed aliens kidnapped you on valentine's day, how many of you would try to get a blowjob? He honest |
| 🤷♂️ |
| They always choose to cost and quality cut thinking they are gaming us and we won’t know. I’d love to be at the test groups for some of these corporate places to see what they are doing. Also, QC needs to be better, but how do you make the everyday American give a shit at $15 an hour? |
| Capex is going to fuel the economy, not hurt it.\n\nBank lending growing 6.6% YoY and booming:\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/BRCjV0P.png\n\nAll this private investment is going to make nominal growth skyrocket. |
| I have reported you to the internet police. It's out of my hands at this point 😭 |
| 697 is a no brainer this coming week |
| I didn't ask about you did I. Being nice is subjective and the general human desire to be nice has to come from somewhere. \n\n\nThe answer is still on the grounds of atheism there is absolutely nothing you could tell them on why they should stop that would be compelling to them on the basis of logic and reason. \n\n\nAlso think tonight how agency would arise from non agency |
| Bet the house now. You got this. Don’t stop |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/NiceOwner made a bet that PINS would go to 16.0 within **1 day** when it was 14.756 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 13 wins and 17 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| happy valentine's day 😃 |
| I only see that it went from like 50$ to 122$, if you mean msci israel. Still amazing performance but not quite the 800%. |
| Yesterday, SPY ended up 0.07%. \n\nClearly, this is a sign to full port Bond. |
| Laughing thinking about the Amazon calls regard while I earned $5.51 in my interest bearing savings account yesterday. |
| Looks more like a series of L's\n\n\n\nIt's like the sesame street cookie monster song....\n\n"L is for losses.... It's good enough for me...."\n\n🤣🤣🤣 |
| In my town, there always a line wrapped around the McDonald's that's a solid 20 minutes wait at least. There's a burger king not far away that's roughly the same quality, and its always empty. Are these people fucking stupid? |
| I wish could short USPS! What an absolute shit show. Almost every delivery has some kind of an issue |
| What should I cook for my wife and her boyfriend tonight? |
| I don't think it's a conspiracy but I think inflation is modestly understated and will keep coming in low.\n\nThere's extraordinary political pressure when they report high. Tons of direct implications on government spending like social security. A lot of people get upset. Hell you could argue our country was completely upended and we got mango because of high inflation readings.\n\nSo like any institution when Wall St economists praise you for supporting cuts and question when it's high, politicians / public get very angry, it will over time create institutional bias.\n\nBottom line, I don't like things that have many subjective decisions built-in like CPI. Here's what we know for sure:\n\n1. Fed keeps monetary conditions very loose.\n\n2. Objective measures like nominal GDP without a deflator will be very high.\n\n3. We know unemployment benefits being collected with high certainty. Layoffs are very low and likely to stay low. |
| Implied moves for this week. Up or down idiots - 375 companies reporting:\n\n \n$WMT 5.8% \n$CVNA 15.7% \n$DASH 13.4% \n$OPEN 16.0% \n$RIG 9.6% \n$FIG 14.4% \n$PANW 8.4% \n$DE 6.9% \n$LMND 17.6% \n$W 15.1% \n$YETI 8.9% \n$APPN 14.7% \n$GRMN 8.6% \n$ADI 5.8% \n$MCO 7.4% \n$EBAY 9.3% \n$RELY 18.4% \n$FIX 9.2% \n$AKAM 13.8% \n$SFM 11.8% \n$CPRT 6.4% \n$GH 13.6% \n$TNDM 19.3% \n$CARG 10.4% |
| I got banned 3 days for typing soyboi. |
| I'm the ugliest man in here.\n\nPlease help me 10x |
| gna spend all weekend with the love of my life, alcohol |
| Post the gain porn |
| This is a lie. Anyone believing ANYTHING the BLS is saying in public hasn't been paying attention. WallStreet knows it. Hell even Forbes ran an article doubting it. \n\nTHEY FIRED THE LAST GUY WHO POSTED REAL NUMBERS! And replaced him with a sycophant. \n\nNOTICE yesterday stocks with a heavy retail presence went up while mag7 and BTC and such have been steadily declining. SMART MONEY IS PULLING OUT.\n\nThe market has historically always been highest before a major fall. They can only lie for so long, but the money will stop flowing eventually. |
| -10% on earnings again |
| They will |
| I bet you 50 a female answers the phone |
| [CPI](https://www.bls.gov/news.release/pdf/cpi.pdf) shows -1.5% for energy, which aligns with the original CNBC article \n\n>Energy fell 1.5%\n\n\nUsing 1 year charts from today - so some changes are likely. \n\n[Triple A](https://gasprices.aaa.com/) - Gas is down 7% from last year \n\n[Nat Gas, trading Economics](https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/natural-gas) - Nat gas down 18% \n\n[Heating Oil, trading economics](https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/heating-oil) - Down 1.6% \n\n[Electricity, FRED](https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU000072610) - Up 7% \n\nSome sources of energy are down, others are up. What do you believe the actual rate is? |
| Narrator: it wasn’t. |
| Coffee does a great job already |
| Got a warning for saying to a retard that the only way to get his Russian ETF back was by offing Vladimir Putin |
| AI infrastructure has started consuming so much RAM and storage that they have interrupted the supply that goes to the shitbox matrix server we are all stuck on.\n\nIt's all downhill from here. |
| I can trade for 15 years and lose a million dollars. I’m bad at it. |
| When OP eats an itty bit of paste - and a big red line in your face. |
| Yea this is just a fun account. Of course I rather not lose it all but it’s not going to be the end of the world if I do |
| Heres your chance to play infq de-spacs and not be a paperhand this time |
| I used to have that problem. Still do, but I used to, too. |
| ⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⡤⣄⡀⠀\n⠶⡿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠷⠶⡶⠦⠀⠀⠀⠻⢶⡶⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠷⢿⠲\n⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⢮⣭⣭⣼⣏⡓⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⢛⣻⣿⣽⣿⡷⠤⣀⠀⠀⠈\n⠀⠀⠐⠙⠤⠼⠿⠿⠇⠙⡄⠸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠇⠠⠧⠼⠿⠿⠧⠴⠚⠁⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠏⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠀⢠⠏⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣠⠴⠋⠀⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⠉⠉⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ |
| Looks familiar haha. Scared money don’t make money |
| My bro trent |
| The messed-up part is that it FEELS like you can really predict it if you just analyzed it enough. |
| ☝🏼 Meanwhile in Tel Aviv |
| Yes. Several \n\nSPY 695 |
| Yes\n\nSo the question is \n\nWould you rather own calls at the top or puts at the bottom\n\nThe pain is really different |
| Oh? In Canada they are thriving. \n\n\nThey use fresh ingredients. Hard to do when the economy of a country is absolute shit. |
| Right, but that's just how normal taxes work. A lot of people seem to think "writing off" something literally saves you that amount of money, when it only saves you the tax on that amount of money. A tax system that didn't let you deduct expenses would be absurd. Most business couldn't even operate. It isn't some kind of double dipping, it is the only logical way to operate.\n\nThere's no magical step to suddenly getting to deduct something. You see it in movies with people saying, "We'll just write it off" or when people claim movies are shelved "as a write off". That's mostly nonsense. The expenses were already being deducted. And businesses don't flagrantly overspend on expenses to save on taxes, because it is always a net loss, outside of some very rare true loophole or something illegal.\n\nEdit: Like, some people seem got think the accountant says, "Oh, we're going to owe $1 million in taxes, so just buy $1 million of paperweights we don't need." |
| She knows your hobby is losing money gambling, she loves you anyway |
| More encrap-ted |
| That's how you know shits getting weird... |
| Hopefully a nice bounce if risk appetite returns |
| This man looks like the love child of Guy Pearce and a beaver. I will not be taking any kind of advice from him on any matter, be that Bitcoin or dam related. |
| Reddit is a shit hole yet we are all here |
| She wants you to go to the titty bar tonight so she and her bf can use your place |
| Will it go to $0 in 10 years? Gotta plan my move out of their dumpster sooner than later if it is 👀 |
| When you don’t let people have money |
| Fortune cookies can be lowkey ominous sometimes. |
| Have you ever….\n\n^given ^a ^woman ^pleasure? |
| My strategy would be excellent if not for the -10 to -20% deficit I start with every morning at opening bell |
| Buy just a little and buy more once it goes down , or better buy puts and buy a little to make it go down. |
| 💯 |
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| I think its mostly because of short squeeze. TACO does inside trade by give bad news on Friday and people and Big Guys bought Puts and then they release good news on Monday and we got short squeeze by that. He doing that again and again until people FOMO to push it up higher. |
| Stop limit |
| There's gotta be more to the story than that.\n\nThat doesn't sound ban worthy. |
| $100k by June. Definitely possible. Just need to stop trading by 11am. Or stop after my first initial trade since those typically have a 90% success rate. My problem is I keep going. |
| Lol. It has a 7.5% dividend |
| His health must be dire. |
| Makes sense |
| More than likely a pudendal injection to treat chronic genital pain, from banging too many Columbian chicas. |
| 7.5% dividened |
| Cccx infq merger completed. Wondering what kind of rollercoaster it will be next weeks |
| The profit came from interest? |
| Whats it mean when your wife gives you cash for valentines day? |
| Maggot brain? |
| That's the latter half of the year. |
| No I meant I used $2.1 mil I don’t have that much lol |
| I was using margin account at first but then switched to cash which got me over the $25k mark. So I’m back to using cash account for this coming week |
| let me tell you what one of these lines mean: you’ve paid $26k upfront for the OPTION to buy 2000oz of silver at 97$/oz on 20th march. you need it to be 112$/oz price to BREAK EVEN. honestly you should go sit in a dark room and think about what you’ve done. |
| Does anyone have this issue where they buy something and it immediately goes down? |
| You won't. Prepare to be assimilated🤖 |
| Never go full bear. |
| Is this the week we finally cross 700? |
| I'm gay and just want to party |
| Can’t use the words *Kid* and *Napped* together apparently |
| Can’t wait to buy off the $50 value menu |
| Science 🔬 |
| Attractive or not, they will find a way to go up |
| Lmao |
| Would need more more orange man annoucing horrible news then backtracking it away a week later |
| I meaaan that’s what they get for roasting everyone |
| https://preview.redd.it/jli5yi862hjg1.png?width=1741&format=png&auto=webp&s=c262d2cac3bcfd412824a4c4dde69ab506e250c9\n\n259 trades in two weeks🤣 when you lose you just buy more |
| I like symmetry and I can’t lie - you others can’t deny. |
| I can't even get a half chub from this. |
| This is a bigger conspiracy than NFL making people hungry. |
| You can’t get banned for the same infraction.. have you never seen 1999’s *Double Jeopardy* staring Tommy Lee Jones and Ashley Judd? |
| Shitting rn.\n\nSo green this week it'll make you mildly nauseous |
| The Israel shit is too much. Everyone either being casually racist toward Jews or are evangelical and blindly support them because they need Israel for their endtime prophecy masturbation. Kinda gross either way. |
| Unironically, I actually love Wendy’s food and this is very sad. They were my first investment in the stock market when I was 10 |
| Corruption |
| >a dead comedian\n\nYou're thinking of Larry Corpuscle. |
| flex? |
| It's more than no matter the results it's the Orange Mans fault no nuance really. \n\nAs the other person said if CPI is up \n\n"Look at Trump driving inflation higher!!" \n\nThen if CPI is down "Trump is cooking the books" \n\nBut then again, I guess this sub isn't for rational feedback |
| Why did we go up so fast from April low 2025?\n\nWhat catalyst is required for us to go up that fast again for this level?\n\nYep |
| You lil bitch |
| You got banned for that? And people are really long on RDDT? |
| Okay thank god |
| Wendy's died as soon as Arby's bought them or whatever was their involvement.\n\nRIP Dave Thomas |
| And collect points. Free money |
| It could've been worse, you could've been at 99.99%, but you are at 99.69%, very good risk management keep it up king:)) |
| 1000x nice.\n\nEdit:math |
| Kevin Warsh will cut regardless |
| As I mentioned this is my options account I opened. I don’t commingle the other accounts because I also wanted to track my success with options |
| You mean raping |
| It’s a write off, Jerry |
| Traded $2.1 million dollars on Robinhood to make 22k in profit. Is that good? 😂 |
| small money no problems |
| I am inversing WSB, so calls it is |
| Getting a job in 7 months in the current market would be considered, pretty damn good. |
| Reported. |
| No, its talking about your old job. At your old job you'll get promoted in September. Now you're fucked. |
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| Why are you limited by 3 trades a week? I'm using a cash account and doing at least 7-10 trades a day on 0DTEs trades are unlimited until you're out of buying power |
| He ded |
| Hard to swing a club if you’re worried about shittin your pants |
| Started with a penny |
| No rate cuts with rising inflation |
| Got a 3 day reddit ban for asking what the market implications would be if America *special operation’ed* the Mexican prez.. Those were the worst 3 days of my life 😔 |
| whats the end goal here |
| Bullish AF |
| 🥭last golfed on — 1/18/2026\n\nhttps://didtrumpgolftoday.com/ |
| What was the 2-liter last January? |
| Deep rate cuts will be a catalyst. If big tech can raise funds at lower rates, they’ll sky rocket again. Can’t wait for May. |
| No they didn’t. |
| Hahahahhahahha |
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| The monthly read, or the annual read? \n\nThe largest item i can think of increasing is beef. \n\nWhat items are you seeing from last year up much more? |
| How do you trade for 15 years and only have $40k. If you put $40k into SPY 15 years ago and did absolutely nothing, it’d be $200k today. |
| Buying 200 shares |
| 2.4% on already inflated prices. |
| 🧐 |
| I know. It’s just too easy\n\nP.S. do you have the number? |
| Labatt sucks |
| Poor dudes Wendy's dumpster options just dropped too |
| I quit my job last week. \n\n^yeah ^i ^am ^retarded\n\nSo I had Chinese food last night\n\nAnd my fortune cookie said:\n\n“Your career will flourish and advance in September”\n\nBro I have to wait 7 months 💀 |
| ticker $EIS |
| Bruh, never use an ATM card to pay for anything. Stick it on credit and pay at the end of the month. You want some loser waitor getting your ATM numbers? HELL NO! |
| And government |
| Not a single catalyst remaining for this year and Bag7 won’t be attractive again until 2027 at least if/when capex cools.\n\nWhat a year. |
| news? |
| Sadly we don’t have either of those on the east coast. I miss culvers |
| https://preview.redd.it/uxvlx83l0hjg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=267318f66e0a3a0db88611da7a34cda69f382bde |
| I went from up 75% to up 11% in the port yesterday. Come Tuesday probably gonna be negative cause I am a bear and god hates me. |
| > Sorry this didn’t go the way you wanted champ.\n\nHow many times has the market said this to you lately? |
| LOL! You’re the one who needs the threat of eternal suffering to be a decent person. It’s telling that you see morality as some external set of rules made up by your god instead of as a natural instinct to not harm others. |
| 🫡 |
| How does google, Amazon, and other tech giants tripling their AI Capex forecast indicate slowing acceleration? |
| Yeah. My calls dont expire til December but i got them for 2400 ea (10x) and now its 8 (dropped as low as 6.xx). And i have no more money to average down. 🤡 Also have shares when it was 110.xx |
| It means insane bull run |
| Believe it or not, I popped the port 10% yesterday. |
| Can't believe no one here said anything wtf |
| you have a gambling problem |
| 0DTEs are the market equivalent of a slot machine.\n\n\nVery little rhyme nor rhythm to it. Pure unadulterated luck, or lack thereof. |
| Godspeed, regard!! |
| I miss “Good Wendy’s”. Dave’s Big Bacon Classic was my go to burger back in the 2000’s before private equity got their quality cutting hands on Wendy’s. |
| Such a honor lord clanker |
| https://preview.redd.it/rn4oixz00hjg1.jpeg?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f45762ff61233472c2499a020b5552812aa2ca8e |
| Good morning. It's time to kiss your girl and impress her with all the money you made on the stock market. |
| Famous last words |
| You meant groping |
| Sir, this was a Wendy’s. |
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| Maybe pivot to ~~incels~~ investment markets |
| Trump is truly touching the markets in ways the market never wanted and could comprehend. |
| ready to die for rat people boys? |
| hmmmmm |
| Well Warren Buffet famously eats at McDonald’s, Donald Trump eats McDonald’s, I think there are plenty of rich people eating McDonald’s. \n\nMost rich people just don’t talk about having eaten at McDonald’s. \n\nAnd McDonald’s aren’t sinking, they are actually growing sales at 3% - 4% which is quite good for a restaurant chain of their size. |
| .. maybe I lost the chick I was hanging with.. but still have my atm card |
| https://preview.redd.it/1y7g2pbizgjg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81898870d6612b9d68788f97c890724bea22171b |
| u got shares, hold on to them, then start selling Covered calls on them on the way up.. ull be fine in a few quarters ... everyone on RH gambling |
| How do i invest 😫 |
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| !banbet QQQ 589.88 1d |
| Testicular Fortitude, I'm rolling. I'm stealing this |
| Ain’t now way there isn’t a report of Iran attack today\n\n🥭 talking at the fort yesterday was the last confirmation |
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| Jesus, I bought asts on cash app for like 5 dollars a share a couple years ago and sold that shit when it went down a few cents 💔 |
| At least we still have Long John Silver's... |
| Haha aright I've toyed with you enough and will let you go.\n\nUnfortunately I don't have time to give to losers like you that desperately need attention, need to vent your miseries.\n\nDM your all time, not just your degen trade. Or post an actual single useful thing for others, not just endless nonsense and I'll respond to you.\n\nOtherwise I will gift you the last comment.\n\nSorry this didn't go the way you wanted champ. Best of luck in screaming bulls rEd yTD in a few months 😉👍! |
| Charisma 20 but consuming alcohol gives disadvantage. |
| What's the backstory of the Wendy's dumpsters that I keep hearing about? |
| https://preview.redd.it/r5gftaq4zgjg1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a008cf5d25fa538a62d9086e901ff48d6253e2d0 |
| Or look to other countries for a better system to adopt? |
| As a Canadian I prefer US way. You can shit posting on pres but it's not gehy on your fam. So pres day it is. |
| Damn I got thrown out of the same bar probably 5 times last night lol |
| Nobody actually cares about the US. The sentiment is the same its always been. People are more concerned with india |
| Can't let other people have all the fun and on my dime too |
| Yep. And large scale farms don't ned as many tractors, because operational efficiency and moving equipment around. |
| I wonder if they watch the fast and furious on Family day. \n\n\nYou can have any beer you want as long as it's a labatt, eh. |
| Everyday I see Redditors talking about fiber. Somehow it’s always trending in the Popular section. My theory is Reddit wants you to eat more fiber to drive more engagement. More fiber = more pooping on the toilet = more Reddit usage = more advertising $ |
| Tel Aviv stock exchange up 800% in 2 years. Ok |
| WSB about to start pricing in space WiFi on the moon 😂 |
| But how is Hardee’s managing to stay open? |
| The chicken tenders did get worse, they had to change their fryer oil over the last 40 years but yeah most of their core products are pretty much the same. |
| Whoever here can keep her until tomorrow. |
| What am I going to do without my dumpster? |
| After you lost bigly holding mag7? Keep dreaming dude |
| Damn! No, not Wendy’s! |
| Give me a green flower instead, too much red lately |
| You know you’re in for some absolute Ai slop when the post starts with “alright, listen up degenerates, this is the play” And has “infinite tendies” in the first few sentences |
| If only you invested in one piece boxes.. |
| Who bought ASTS at 122? 🤣 |
| They also need to decline 40% before reporting. |
| Banking on it |
| lol. Solid play why?? Always go up?? |
| Damn hood just might come back tho |
| Coin posted a double miss and ripped up 20%.....we need our stocks to start missing in order to go up I guess |
| US planning military intervention in IRAN. Partial Government shutdown again…does this mean market red next week? |
| I had Canadian friends but now they hate US, probably because of this bullshit |
| More bleed to come |
| Might go Amazon + full ETFs for a bit\n\nIf Amazon can prime deliver me overnight some ex-lax and a bidet, I fuck with it |
| Their fiscal year-end is at the end of January. |
| Makes sense |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/bebetter14 made a bet that GOOGL would go to 330.0 within **4 days** when it was 322.902 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Probably last chance to sell your Buttcorn 🌽 before it goes back down to 60k |
| So it can rescue the market after the other big boys tanked it bigly. |
| Happy Valentine's Day, my handsome friends \n\n🫴🏻🌹 |
| sick af for vday. Hope my wife got me soup this year. |
| Slow capping 👏 |
| Be sure to make gentle tender love to her today |
| I imagine not being American every day. I'm even starting to believe it.\n\nOk. So are you in fact Russian, and that's your case for bitcoin? Are you in fact Eritrean, trying to send money home to your unbanked family?\n\nOr are you talking in a prepper sense? So you already have how many months food and water stocked up? How much stored diesel for your generator?\n\nOr are you just talking about a use case for "other people"? It seems bitcoin proponents are always thinking about use cases for other people, almost never for themselves. |
| MU almost mirrrors SNDK. I’ve been riding the SNDK yo-yo for month now |
| Wouldn’t I be losing if I was gambling? No wait that’s you lmao red ytd |
| I just wanna know the same as you bro, im not good at options |
| How come NVDA doesn’t report with the big boys, they are always a few weeks after |
| I think you may be right. I made sure to say companies instead of stocks because it could be argued they're still highly valued stocks |
| Crazy how Canada just invents fake holidays to match US holiday schedule. Oh, you have presidents day? Well we dont have presidents but you know what we do have? Family. Its Family Day. Because you don't turn your back on Family. |
| Vanguard promise a way better result with a meer 0.02 commission, yet you decide to dyi with 12 hours of hard labor.\n\n\n\n\nYou belong here fellow degents.\n\n\n\n\n-- truly yours a faithful mag7 bag holder |
| So what happens when the bombs drop? \n\nPriced in? |
| And they call it a casino. 😂. A CASINO LMAO!\n\nThis is no casino..... Its a tomb |
| So how do you know that's where they learned it from? |
| I’ve said it for a long time and no one took me seriously, so I forced them to learn. Raw meat makes the best natural deodorant, and human sweat makes the best salt substitute. It’s a symbiotic relationship. They wouldn’t listen, so I did it anyway. That’s right, I’m the reason your burger tasted so good. Not that loser Wendi. She doesn’t know anything. I did it. And you lapped it up like the complacent little regard you are. You slurped it out from between your beautiful little fingers. And some of you got an extra special surprise! But then, they found me, they found the secret, and they were unwilling to invest in genuine progress. It’s an age old story, and one that likely is the truth behind the downfall of every great food chain we’ve lost to this day. Remember my name. |
| Are you ok retard? |
| "I play both sides and because I gamble I always win!" "My all time chart is not embarassing I promise, but like trust me!" |
| Robin Hood robbed the rich to give to the poor. You robbed your poor account. |
| Haven’t eaten here since hs |
| Wanna know the same jaja |
| Happy Venereal Disease day 🥰 |
| What's X2? |
| Doesn't count |
| X2 |
| So prices up 2.4% over the already inflated prices. Yay. |
| McDonald's coffee stateside is pretty bad. Not even on your worst day should you try drinking that stuff. I thought the Canadian version was much better and now it makes sense |
| Hedgehog not a bear. Anything’s better than a red port 🫵🏼🤡 |
| You lose that bet Monday after 8pm |
| ironically, Wendy's is closing a lot of their stores |
| 🙏 Thank you this will be really fun addition to my list of retard ber. It's like waiting for Christmas! |
| they forgot Jesus never had a driver's license, he walked from place to place |
| Consumer staples are ripping right now, I'd buy calls |
| RIP 🫡 |
| Im institutionally retarded |
| Holy fuck. Just lost with AK against Asks |
| Trying to figure out which moves not to make lmao |
| I just lost with AK against AK suited. |
| As God intended |
| I hope everyone has a marvelous Vasectomy Day. \n\nI got the wife and I a dinner res at a great place and then tickets to an interactive art exhibit afterward. Grandparents watching the kiddo. \n\nI’m usually a grinch about holidays but trying to be less of a bitch in the mud about it. |
| Ahahaha bro this creeper and stalker following me.\n\nDamn I really got in your head huh.\n\nDon't worry, tutes are even more red. They own a lot of shitcos. |
| Monitoring your red port lmao |
| Big green in euroland. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/LavishnessTimely7372 made a bet that AAPL would go to 284.8505 within **2 weeks** when it was 258.955 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 13 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Who you crushing when you’re red ytd? 🫵🏼🤡 |
| Don't worry. He's still getting paid.\n\nAlso, I don't recommend shorting MSTR right now. |
| I’m willing to bet Monday is flat |
| Well it doesn’t say 50 *thousand dollars* so you prolly right |
| Open the casino! |
| Wendys may be going away but the dumpster will remain\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/o8f4qnzlvgjg1.png?width=539&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1388ada15624e7550ec0867ee82245b4a15a174 |
| The ripest fruits are the sweetest. |
| There's no shame in crushing 90% of institutions and 99.999% of retards here. |
| The market: ok, so fuck whatever it is this guy is doing. |
| Sir, this used to be a Wendy’s |
| All this time I thought they just swept up the burger flips that fell on the floor and used it in the chili |
| New lyft active notification, calls |
| I blame the Libs. They made it harder to buy a pack of smokes. He's still looking for some to this day |
| !RemindMe 6 months\n\nOh shit! Now we got a prediction finally.\n\nSo all I have to do is go from down -0.5% YTD to smashing cash like I predicted and I get to laugh at your ass again! |
| You say i should be folding aces pre flop |
| They are exposed to ai bubble via data center cloud capex yet their margins at least on the online retail business side are thin and you just can't consider them a proper consumer staples company. Overall not a very good defensive value play. Could surprise big to the upside though eventually. |
| Dumpster sale |
| How far? Dte in the week? 0dte? Otm? Wanna read your advice |
| I’ve been thinking about coming out of the closet and I buying some ETFs lately |
| Need just a little bit longer to get myself into a position I can leverage their need for me at work then seriously thinking about moving to Riviera Maya and working remotely. If 🥭 man doesn’t make us too persona non grata down there. But was just there in Jan and other than a couple asshole cab drivers it was still chill. |
| Dow pinned here is the chemical company and NOT the Dow industrials index? |
| because we think we can get one good gamble out of it and can dream of making much? and its more fun |
| And if it could be someone with a 1 win/ 27 loss it would be lovely Thanks |
| GLP’s killing the fast food industry one franchise at a time. |
| Bottoming |
| Open the fucking casino |
| Red would imply meltdown but I’m green. Hbu? |
| There is no "think", only "did". |
| You do realize any day they can just pause or reduce or stop capex spend right? |
| I'm just adding context for other readers, not you. I reposted to be clear how my port is different from yours (and I constructively recommend what people should do). Clearly without dodging.\n\nTake a few hours break from Reddit. Objectively read your comments and mine.\n\nYou're obviously having a meltdown lol... |
| they dont toast their buns |
| Makes no sense. On monday eurorich will pump and tuesday will open big green gapup. |
| Valentine day is for humping not pumping |
| Means nothing... |
| Roll it forward is my new favorite line. |
| Triple flusher? 👀 |
| Hopefully for the MMs 🤞🏽 |
| It’s a write off |
| Help me out here. Can anyone type the correct command to banbet NVDA to 150 in one week please ? |
| Did you know the DOW is over 50,000. THE DOW! |
| Wow look at that great answer to the question.\n\nI'm down 2%-3%. Don't worry I'll live. Unlike you my port is not fragile enough to be broken by such small moves. |
| I like how you’re responding and immediately editing it because you’re so frazzled. RED YTD LMAO 🫵🏼 |
| Damn I took a huge dump this morning |
| Brilliant joke tbh. |
| Can’t believe I’ve got evangelical Christians in my replies on WSB lol |
| You made a wager. Otherwise known as a bet, or gamble.\n\nMeaning you got lucky. |
| MSFT right at the 200 weekly MA. How low will it go |
| That's absolute bare minimum. We will have much higher likely 770+.\n\nI'm monitoring a few things that will play out first half of the year but will probably move my price targets up. |
| That shit is rigged.. |
| This is great lol |
| Nobody gets more creative with murder than Russia. I give them that. Plutonium tainted sushi. Dart frog toxin. Just never know. \n\n#🔮 |
| I looked into one. \n\nTop holdings were TSMC, Samsung and SK Hynix |
| OP, leave your DD in the comments. |
| I’ll do coke for 2 dollars with Warren Buffet. |
| I take this more as a win. People stopped giving money to a greedy company. Wendy’s is one of the most expensive fast food chains in my area for no reason. Their burgers are priced the same as five guys. |
| Michael Saylor start to sound absurd. But I still refuse to believe that Bitcoin is going to $0 |
| they be feudin' |
| The best one and a half hours of my life. |
| Literally means “lower than a thesis” |
| Everyone there agreed. |
| If it is what they think it will be I agree, but I still think a likely outcome is they can’t advance LLMs past a certain point and it’s all a bubble lol |
| Happy vaccintine's day errybody. |
| I'll steal two dollars and a coke from Warren Buffet |
| That 200B capex projection is scary. Imagine investing all that money and there isn’t any return? People that invest into Amazon are expecting some return back. Dividends or shares buy back. Not more data center. Look at Oracle, straight nose dive |
| Spy 750 isn't a bull market... that's like 7-8% which is average historical performance but pathetic for the coming cost of living explosions. |
| Sacrebleu where is me port?! 😭 |
| I need to start a homeless NGO |
| Tobacco beer and spirits as staples you say. So moonshine eh better invest in some bathtub stocks 🍾🚀🌕 |
| This truly is where the basement dwellers live on Valentine's day |
| Plug Power |
| First time ive heard of this... now the housing market, never stop hearing about it |
| My wife's asleep because I just fucked her brains out so i figured id come see what you losers have to say about stonks. |
| That's how you know he's going to pump it no matter what. It's like the one "good" thing they can point to. |
| Am glad market closed, else another valentine day massacre |
| Im starting my own chain called ‘Handys’ |
| Someone at the bar on Thursday told me it was time to buy |
| he did |
| I've lost close to 150k on this pos back in 22-23. Congrats. |
| Idk you look at what all the skyscraper-workers in NewYork are eating, slop bowls and whatnot, they probably are the audience Chippo has in mind. |
| Can’t imagine how much you had to lose last week to be crying like this on the internet hahahahahaha. Misery personified. You’re obviously so out of ideas that I don’t even want to give you one to prove a point, I’d rather watch you squirm as your port devalues lmao 🫵🏼 |
| Yes. That is why I bought WNTR. Sure, it is an inverse, but the volatility is why I own it. |
| cuz he/she has no clue. |
| I bought puts through the end of the month. ATH are a lock. Please send your 1% commissions via Venmo |
| Just because it ain't a flaming spicy bag of poop does not mean you should be happy about a bag of poop. |
| Some people have been short their whole lives. You can usually tell by their posts. \n\n"I only made 2k last week..." |
| Day 4,027 of hoping to stumble upon a lost duffel bag full of cash, unmarked, non-sequential bills |
| Didn't 🍊 go berserk on Canada China doing a ev thing a while ago? |
| Buying calls and going back to bed strategy has left me in dire straits |
| I never said it wasn’t complex but it is 10000% not as complex as fucking flying cars |
| No, that was Jerk in the Box. |
| "If" |
| Can’t afford after maxing out my CC this week. |
| I blame the surge pricing |
| Ai will kill us all |
| Imagine being such a loser that you’re on this thread on Valentines lmao |
| Woah now White Castle may be some greasy sliders but at least they've had the decency to not price gouge the shit out of people for pure greed. |
| What is crypto if not pure fiat. It insists upon itself and is supported by nothing. At least the USD is supported by Raytheon’s products. |
| You're one month too late they're all up 25% and more |
| Sometimes I think Robin Hood is a charity or some shit the way you guys just donate all your money to them 😭😭😭 |
| Yeah…the baked potato used to be shredded cheese and bacon bits. Now it’s nacho cheese and they take a dried up bacon strip meant for their burgers and break it into a couple pieces and throw it on top. It sucks. |
| Is that Italian joint the Low Cal Calzone Zone by chance? |
| >You’re a miserable pussy.\n\n>Yes remind me in 6 months when I’ve made another 5x your port you fucking loser\n\nu/ratfukabich\n\nDayuummm this guy is ballin.\n\nShit you sound like a genius that has it all figured out. Personally I say we're in a bull market despite bears talking big because we have some sideways for a bit.\n\n7500 SPX by EOY.\n\nWhat is your helpful advice for people? |
| Real question is has he slept since ER came out |
| r/roastme 😂 |
| Seriously what happened, did somebody die? \nStrange volume on a Saturday!? |
| Costco did well after COVID. Would have bought more but COVID shrunk my account. Such is life. |
| Mets baby it’s all about the Mets |
| My retirement plan is to work until I'm 85 |
| 🥴 |
| Bullshit you made 7M plus. GTFO.\n\n😂 Who's the loser? Dodge a simple question. So what's better than US stocks pussy? |
| What makes you think blue collar work isn't complex? |
| You can tell this guys pops a straw in a big gulp and calls that plumbing. |
| I feel regardish at $5.60 |
| I only made 2k this week but SPY -1.76%\n\nNot bad considering this |
| Classic weekend thread turning into political degeneracy, this is why we need internalfield he’s the only light we have left |
| First, I’m not a regard, I’m a retard. Get it right. Second, what is your position(s) for this little “YOLO” of yours. |
| You can be short more than a day |
| Yes remind me in 6 months when I’ve made another 5x your port you fucking loser get away from me |
| Happy 🅱️alentime's day |
| U don’t even know what AI is, clearly |
| They should have kept the old fries. |
| Walmart, baby. |
| It’s coming albeit slowly but low altitude mass air travel is a much more complex product than blue collar workers. |
| !RemindMe 6 months \n\nLmao talk big because we have one small period of consolidation. \n\nWhat do you recommend instead of US stocks you fucking genius? |
| Is this one even edited |
| <autistic shrieking intensifies> |
| But what dumpster am I supposed to live in now? |
| Im waiting for Valentine’s pump |
| The money that banks land isn’t real money anyways.. it’s all bullshit |
| Feb 14 4:20 AM\n\nLast time 🌽 ever above 70k |
| 23% |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Nope. Won't buy til 175 |
| Sir, this is Wendy's |
| What are the chances Jamie Dimon surprises us and opens the market today? |
| Commodities.\n\nEnergy. Raw materials. Fertilizer. |
| Lmao 🤣 You didn't even know Treasury controlled monetary policy a little back.\n\nI had to argue with and convince you of that fact. And yes Treasury is suppressing the yield curve.\n\nBessent is a megadove. |
| Grindr |
| We were told there would be flying cars by now. |
| Suited connectors and chill |
| Yes |
| Real olympics on TV, special olympics on WSB |
| decentralisation and distribution are different concepts |
| Blue collar workers thinking they are safe\nFrom AI like it doesn’t take 2 seconds and 3 lines of code to tell an AI bot to plumb a toilet or weld a broken pipe☠️ |
| Indeed, you can see the weaker Tango gets (politically and physically) the stronger the dollar gets (all else being equal, which it isn’t). |
| The usage *is* what Saylor is using it for. It's a digital analogue to gold. He's using bitcoin in the same way central banks are using gold.\n\nA lot of non-bitcoiners and even some bitcoiners don't like this because they convinced themselves bitcoin was competing with paypal and are stuck on that. |
| It’s 4 d chess yawll dem Canadians was distracting us with Epstein files so they could cheat on curling!!! |
| Optimus bots will plumb and fix wires while you’re asleep and poor |
| Oh yes you are |
| I don’t have to imagine because it’s reality. But anyways… You been in here crying like a bitch for months and not making money lmao, just flinging shit like a retard and tagging users to call them out. You’re a miserable pussy. |
| Pam bondi's wikifeet score of 4.3/5 is well deserved. |
| I bought more SCHF (Schwab International Equity, ETF) because I think foreign will continue to the better bet\n\nGL |
| Yup cuz clearing sea mines and solving regional wars is ez. \n\nHere's one, hold on to your oil socks.......\n\nIf strait of hormuz closes then Japan is fucked. Japan imports ALL oil. Say the closure lasts a month... conservatively...\n\nJapan raises interest rates and treasury bills are sold en masse to pay back loans borrowed in yen. And any other overleveraged position borrowed on yen gets liquidated too. \n\nCascading global financial crisis. \n\nAnd then fuck your Brazilian oil stock anyway 😆 \n\nJust take the money and run. Go enjoy TV at the gym, seriously |
| Some people with money def think Chipotle is good\n\nI wouldn't say the price increase is ok tho |
| The fed has an inflation target of like 2% and along with the treasury they control monetary policy, so what you're saying kinda is detached with the way the gov works. |
| Lumber has a lot of industrial uses too, but I have no idea whether the price will go up or down and don’t plan to buy any. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Late_Company6926 made a bet that AMZN would go to 201.09807 within **1 day** when it was 199.107 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| He didn't explicitly but multiple members of his team did. |
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| i'm not\n\ncause i'm already bagholding since 215 😭 |
| Loved so much they cancelled it. |
| When. |
| Going to be a boring Monday. |
| I didn't. I know you got yours fuck everyone else attitude just fine. |
| Value trap |
| I don't understand why the mods won't flair me. |
| Oh shit the dollar fell below 1/50,000th of a Dow. |
| You missed the point and that’s fine |
| I thought he came out and straight up said that it was a goal? |
| Last time I went the burgers and sandwiches had gone up in price an eye watering amount. Ok, a lot of places did that. My good shows up, I genuinely thought they gave me the wrong order. These were *sliders*.\n\nNope. \n\nThey shrank that much.\n\nShrinkflation. Or raise prices. Or a *little* bit of both. But no, Wendy's went in on it all, and I never went back. |
| Just had this conversation last night. Future is bleak. Pandoras Box is open and there is no closing it. |
| He does have that older white lady who may or may not be gay short haircut with glasses |
| Before bitcoin your choices of money were basically:\n\n* physical paper money\n* digital 'paper' money \n* gold\n\nNone of these are perfect. There are trade offs in terms of things that are important for money: maintaining scarcity (value is a function of scarcity), counterparty-risk/ability-to-self-custody, divisibility, portability, ease of secure storage, verifiability.\n\nBitcoin isn't perfect either, but it provides a unique mix of the strengths and weaknesses of the above, and some people find that appealing. Digital money, that is also decentralised. Also from a technical point of view some find it a very interesting invention, as many thought it was an impossible goal. |
| Amazing technology… like an share👍👍 |
| 32 years on office and he could not see this coming? Makes it seem like he was choosing to not see it the whole time. |
| I think you're fine seeing how nbis is 97 as we speak, your cons are going to look nice. But to fear a 3% draw down, you gotta toughen up. Some plays you can be down 35-45%, And all it takes is one good day of news to pull you back to the green. I would say if you are fearful of losing this type of money don't play options. Just go the typical ETFs and look into dividend investments. Leave the degen stuff alone. 🤣 |
| #GAY:\n\n* /r/wallstreetbets moderators |
| They literally were comparing us to the Republic of the Roman empire worrying corruption would occur again. That is why the split they split the powers in the first place |
| Brkb and chill |
| BTC fake pump ends, crash incoming |
| This will push them out of business. Nobody making $100k thinks chipotle is good. Everyone just goes there for convenience and “affordability” which has gone away and sounds like about to get worse. That’s why they are struggling |
| I'm not talking about DXY atm retard. \n\nI'm talking about internal inflation now and what is coming.\n\nAnd Trump's team has literally stated they think dollar is too strong and needs to be devalued. \n\nEvery projection shows Trump budgets blowing up deficits. |
| Yes but dow 50k |
| they're projecting to have negative free cash flow this year |
| High-income consumers ain’t eating that shit |
| So is the new chair basically a pedo? That’s going to make the memes less enjoyable for sure. |
| Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. Bet the house. |
| Or the bottom is in and we blast off. |
| might touch 67 then bounce back to 100 imo |
| Here's a tissue. No, take the entire box. You need them all. |
| Shorting reached record high last week into a long weekend\n\nWhile margin and theta becomes more expensive, ask yourself\n\nWould you rather buy puts at the bottom or calls at the top?\n\nIt’s going to be really green next week |
| Trump Tower Tehran has a ring to it |
| K shaped economy is good. Calls, fuck the poors |
| Many of us don't have a choice. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/nskidder made a bet that SPY would go to 666.64108 within **1 day** when it was 680.246 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 27 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| She's 60. Gonna need a time machine. |
| So everything I said is true BUT ..... you have excuse after excuse after excuse. Bottom line is your party lost in 2024 because of the facts I stated. Excuses from your party leaders didn't sit well with the American people and you are having a hard time accepting the results of your party's incompetence.\n\nSo here, take the box of tissues. You clearly need them all. |
| Squeezing the lemon I see |
| The FED cut rates thrice because of unemployment. What did it change for the jobs? |
| But why? lol why didn’t you just buy spy as it dipped? If you look at spy chart decades back to inception, even if you bought spy right before a massive dip, you’d still be up many times over by now. You don’t bet against s&p 500 bro. |
| "He" \nBro we all hate mango but chill with the schizo conspiracy level shit.\nUSD is trading against EU exactly where it was like 10 years ago. |
| Off course they lend it.... thats how money is made. Creating it out off thin air |
| I mean, shit, that’s pretty far right? At one point there were only like 1800 humans total they think in the deep past. Or like idk living in Poland in the early 40s probably worse. Or being a Russian serf pretty much anytime ever. Shits been worse but it’s definitely not good rn lol |
| We know. What do you actually suggest we do about it though?\n\nI donate a lot, volunteer and vote. If I didn't have kids I might actually be French 75. \n\nI know he's going to debase the currency so I'm not stupidly sitting in cash. Fully invested stocks. Besides make money in this market what can we do, productively speaking. |
| The bread sucks and has sucked for decades. Good riddance. |
| Brazil is commodities. Japan is unusual but true. Singapore (and all of SEA) have also done unusually well. Huge value rotation too. |
| Hate to break it to you, I think that's the historical norm. |
| Heard this joke since the 80s. Miss Dave. |
| I don’t have to |
| Hypothesis |
| I bet there are pics. |
| It will only work if they praise |
| I hope you sold at the peak…. |
| I am loud. \n\nWhat country are you from? |
| Every time the nvda has earnings and crushes it it'll go up AH next day it gets sold off |
| Their food is a notch above cat food. This will be funny to watch unfold. |
| yes this is the worst moment in human history |
| Imagine living in a country where executive ramblings overrule the constitution. |
| Is there anybody not buying Amazon here? |
| 😂😂😂 |
| I prefer TOS |
| stress |
| does look good for 60. must have been smoking when she was 30. |
| Rip uncle Theo. |
| Getting easier and easier to doom like a mf about shit man. The gov, the pedo files, the religious nuts, the pedo religious nuts in the gov, climate shit, shits fucked man. \n\nHappy Valentine’s Day, though |
| 🥭 doesn't care about smaller farmers. These subsidies that are going to farmers help larger operations more. The small ones get hit harder, sell to bigger operations and the farming industry will become more and more consolidated, not less.\n\nThey advertise small scale farmers because it looks good |
| Uncle was aight. |
| Marco Rubio 2028 |
| All of them tbh |
| Jensen daddy pls take nvda to 205. Pls. |
| roughly yeah, didn't check since I sold but i think it'd cost me about $400 for the long weekend. I generally don't hold things overnight though |
| Chipotle to raise prices in 2026, focus on high-income customers\n\nhttps://www.newsnationnow.com/business/your-money/chipotle-raise-prices-2026-high-income-customers/ |
| You don't think there's been a million studies by math geniuses 50x smarter than you that found TA to be bullshit |
| Maybe Iran will be spared if they point out the Dow Jones is above 50 thousand dollars? |
| if the constraint is tempoary why would it go parabolic if the supply would be expected to resolve |
| Ford CEO, Trump Officials Discussed China-US Carmaking Ventures\n\nhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-02-13/ford-ceo-trump-officials-discussed-china-us-carmaking-ventures |
| lmfao yeah sure buddy |
| Look at TASE |
| #I HAVE SOME CONCERNS |
| Imagine if your bet was on coin instead |
| Yeah bro for sure. In 5 years chatgpt still can't solve basic algebra, I'm sure the breakthrough is coming though!!! Just one more data center!!!! |
| Good luck, is this for your balls? |
| I can fix Bondi |
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| We should do this after buying calls and then when we wake up BOOM diamond handed riches |
| I can't wait until the create a quantum Bitcoin |
| No the bear from the Seth McFarlane movie |
| I am married! \n\nNo\nYes! |
| Pam if you're reading this, black lace spaghetti strap camisole. |
| Which Ted? Bundy or Nugent? |
| Wendys will be opening 30 chains in Armenia by 2030, seems like they are trying to get out of US economy |
| Just lost with pocket aces three times in a row |
| Aight so I'm a random jackass on the internet with an IR background, so take it for whatever it is or isn't worth. \n\nWar or revolution in Iran won't create a massive shock in oil prices \n\nThe idea or Iran and a surge in price comes from the idea that Iran will try to close the strait of hormuz if their sovereignty is in question. With sea mines or boats or something. \n\nIt's this doomsday scenario that's existed since the 80s. It's doubtful because \n\n1, Iran is too much of a pussy\n2, by the time it grew a set it would be too late and closing it would be logistically impossible due to chaos in the ranks or a new regime \n\nAssuming Iran did close the strait of hormuz... it doesn't matter which oil stock you want to invest in.. oil would go parabolic. |
| I agree.. VIX says, get your fuck holes ready, and has been since mid-Dec.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/uzhbf26rmgjg1.png?width=2666&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0595098ff751f16c5271a5bd420489606a0c956\n\n |
| Dow hit 50k and Europeans still cared. |
| Shares you’ll be fine |
| So can I buy then lose $ & legally hold him liable and sue him based upon this interview? |
| SCOTUS to postpone tariff ruling if DOW doesn’t hit 50k by Thursday close |
| It's painful to watch |
| why on earth somebody doesnt go to community college is beyond me. i get it everybody wants the college experience which is drinking for the most part |
| Disgust is caused by your genes\n\nWhat you are disgusted by is how you were raised |
| When I see some Indian business major post AI slop on reddit or LinkedIn, I immediately realize Ted was right |
| Buy APPL |
| I’m not going to an AI dentist. 🦷 😎 |
| People just dont want multiple more apps taking up real estate on their phone and collecting their data. |
| U know what plays have been working well so far in 2026 for me better than calls on dips? Poots on any tickers after massive pumps and new aths... |
| Now that all of those options on BTC / ETH have expired worthless... The dump begins. |
| At the least the person is honest. You should give me him a credit for that. |
| >It isn't free money.\n\n[It is if you're brave enough](https://www.ato.gov.au/about-ato/tax-avoidance/the-fight-against-tax-crime/our-focus/refund-fraud/gst-refund-fraud-attempts/operation-protego) |
| It's not because people are lazy, people don't want slop apps filling their phones. And others are not willing to trade their privacy and data for a discount. \n\nIf they want to be competitive, do it without invading my space outside of the dining experience. |
| Good there are too many of them |
| I don’t need a Canaanite war god named Yahweh that the Jews decided to merge with the Canaanite patron god El to tell me to act nice as a moral compass and it’s pretty fucked up you people do honestly lol. But whatever man. Evangelize all you feel you need to. Atheism isn’t a religion, it’s just the lack of one. I don’t care what you believe. |
| And Japan and Singapore and Brazil … |
| I did I got it with my calls |
| Food shrunk\nQuality went downhill\n\nThey did this to themselves. |
| Fuck I'm an AI doomer now. I am just glad I am the one running the machine right now. I don't have any choice now but putting every dollar investing into this shit before I get made redundant, too. |
| Last year? |
| Shorting reached a new record last week \n\nIdk about you, but I prefer buying calls at the top than puts at the bottom |
| Yeah programs will continue the pounding of that flesh |
| I hope you lose it all |
| Bad and good trades! \n\nI have contractors at my house and they keep messing with my head! Lost $8000 on spy options the other day! I was sad |
| Cursed it |
| The 26th is ER for RKLB |
| Can’t chat I’m at the clinic. The anesthesiologist is gonna inject lidocaine into my nerves in my sacrum to calm them down. Will try to take some propofol home will report back if successful |
| Ok buddy, good luck buying tulips. |
| Never heard of it, but then again... You might be on to something |
| When that ends, it will be very bad for someone |
| Lonely I’m Mr lonely I have nobody on my own |
| What about IBKR\n\nLike real traders use that, not retail traders |
| Not if the sellers are programatic software... They don't get tired like your fleshy ass. |
| The only thing riskier than $SPY 0dte is dropping $500 on a valentines dinner and seeing if she’ll stay sober enough to put out. |
| Don’t tell anyone about the grinding sounds for 10 days babe it’s all good 👍 |
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| Polymarket |
| Good! Sick of junk food being served to people. |
| America is cooked my brother's in Christ...\n\nPam "Platinum Cunt" Bondi called the top. |
| They also might be a market of some sort. |
| Commodity and dollar debasement boom. May be temporary. Also carried by korea and taiwan. China and india have been floundering so far this year. |
| What does this mean for the dumpsters?? |
| The problem is. We don't know who and no one is prosecuting |
| 1.5hrs til market open |
| What stock is this? |
| There's zero indication that they're gonna rule against him. |
| They’ just make more bitcoin to pay off the interest. |
| I hate to agree, but I agree |
| Is Joe Rogan dead? \n\nI only here is podcast with my republican friends and he is a very subtle conspiracy theory. Or maybe he is not, but he brings those types of people in. Not all the time, just enough |
| Tbh i'm not that foolish but i prefer sticking with companies not too deeply involved with openai. Regardless though if openai crashes the whole ai bubble will come down with it. |
| VVIX has been above the 100 range for most of 2026, VIX has been trending up into the 20s in feb. Meanwhile VIX futures months structure starting to show signs of backwardsdation. All the meanwhile spx and ndx (aside from the Dow prolly due to rotations) struggling to make meaningful moves up. Feel like there's gonna be something that causes this mkt to snap down, a black swan event (may be ai related, may be 🥭 related).. |
| “Tism talks” you can thank me later retards |
| My 500 shares of shopify on margin sure freakin hope so |
| silver is at least 20 times more abundant than gold, I highly doubt that you know also how easier it is to find it and mine it, versus it's industrial potential in the future. You could say, "hey, silver will be 35 times more useful than gold in the future !" but that would be a regarded statement\n\njust sit back and acknowledge that speculation is the only driver behind it's higher volatility |
| Nice you got lucky... This will never ever happen again so take it out and invest it into some ETF |
| Trump will remove the head Iranian and put in a proxy government. Then my oil socks will go up |
| Corner hard too, and don’t know what any of the icons or maintenance needs are and we cool |
| Has anyone said anything about emerging markets? |
| Genuine question, most of you seem to do wayyyyy worse than index funds over the long haul. So like, why? |
| I was up $10,000 realized\n\nThen I read an article about this guy buying Amazon and was going to be a millionaire\n\nNaturally I said might as well throw $3,000 into this gamble. Those options are only $.05! I could make $50,000!\n\nNeedless to say my realized gains were $7,000 |
| Drive your car aggressively immediately after starting it on a cold winter morning is apparently the way to do it according to my wife |
| Easy sideways market to trade. Buy the dips sell the rips while bitcoin flounders between 60k and 75k. |
| Thanks man |
| I’m thinking sellers and bers in general are completely exhausted and buyers are about to step in and bump software tech right back up |
| He might and I do agree that Trump likely influenced DoJ. I don't like it at all. |
| How to bet against openai? |
| F |
| Great news |
| It's just the lowest hanging fruit of the financial analasys toolkit. |
| When your back is against the wall and you feel like you got one last Hail Mary full port yolo you always double or triple your account in hours but then later on after you’ve rebuilt your port you try a yolo just for pure greed and you lose the entire port in hours |
| Things are changing fast. \n\nThat is what I thought about Gemini when they first released it. It sucked |
| #TWERK BUSSY |
| Half of my day is going to be on the road, the other half at the casino. this is WSB sir |
| I think this is the third time iran has been totally fucked in my life so far, and the forth since the Islamic revolution. Something something "being right early is the same as being wrong."\n\nIran looked more fucked to me during the Arab spring than it does now. I suppose there may be more external pressure now, though. Ymmv. |
| Corn hit 70k if it goes up more by next week should be a good pump on tech stocks |
| Their index is 17% sk hynix and 33% samsung. It's a great etf if you want high memory expure without just buying micron. |
| *autism writes - let’s be correct here.\n 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 |
| You said it, it reduces your tax burden. Tax bills for huge companies are a pain in the ass.\n\nYou’d have to pay it otherwise, it’s a credit towards what you owe. How is that not free money that is serving 2 purposes ? You need the expenses you are using the credit for. It’s a win-win for businesses. |
| It can go to $50,000. Look at a 5 year chart with a 200sma\n\nI bought leaps on IBIT though and if it hits $50,000, I will buy more. \n\nIf it drops further I will have to take a deep breath because that will be a total of 5% of my port tied up in Bitcoin etfs |
| Everything on a computer will be done by ai. All jobs left will be blue, pink and gray collar. |
| https://preview.redd.it/qrcxfs8ojgjg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a81810a2baa4db45b970f3f16146b7e63fcbe07 |
| listen to [Steve Hanke](https://www.google.com/search?q=Steve+Hanke&oq=profesor+who+says+bitcoin+value+is+0+because+of+insitutional+trust&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQIRiPAjIHCAIQIRiPAtIBCTE0MTE2ajBqN6gCALACAA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&mstk=AUtExfApishSkG5jjGuaU2TjnRqLk2qB8DMAoUodAh5mTavlDXOHAV_5qUeRi7C1ibbNAJcIJO88CT4tfMwvUEzn8q28lowWs6GixztuY0d6cx5ODbjfycQgnY7iIBuzn1xZ2cHuX1t-IjzcBg6ePTsYmb-3PVJp4aJbJHatlmH7Cfm6A0c&csui=3&ved=2ahUKEwj7royag9mSAxVeD0QIHeBtCvgQgK4QegQIARAB) bitcoin is worth 0. [](https://www.google.com/search?q=Steve+Hanke&oq=profesor+who+says+bitcoin+value+is+0+because+of+insitutional+trust&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQIRiPAjIHCAIQIRiPAtIBCTE0MTE2ajBqN6gCALACAA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&mstk=AUtExfApishSkG5jjGuaU2TjnRqLk2qB8DMAoUodAh5mTavlDXOHAV_5qUeRi7C1ibbNAJcIJO88CT4tfMwvUEzn8q28lowWs6GixztuY0d6cx5ODbjfycQgnY7iIBuzn1xZ2cHuX1t-IjzcBg6ePTsYmb-3PVJp4aJbJHatlmH7Cfm6A0c&csui=3&ved=2ahUKEwj7royag9mSAxVeD0QIHeBtCvgQgK4QegQIARAB)[](https://www.google.com/search?q=Steve+Hanke&oq=profesor+who+says+bitcoin+value+is+0+because+of+insitutional+trust&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQIRiPAjIHCAIQIRiPAtIBCTE0MTE2ajBqN6gCALACAA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&mstk=AUtExfApishSkG5jjGuaU2TjnRqLk2qB8DMAoUodAh5mTavlDXOHAV_5qUeRi7C1ibbNAJcIJO88CT4tfMwvUEzn8q28lowWs6GixztuY0d6cx5ODbjfycQgnY7iIBuzn1xZ2cHuX1t-IjzcBg6ePTsYmb-3PVJp4aJbJHatlmH7Cfm6A0c&csui=3&ved=2ahUKEwj7royag9mSAxVeD0QIHeBtCvgQgK4QegQIARAB) |
| Except if you’re a tradesman. Shit ain’t never going to be able to show up to work hungover like me! I’m irreplaceable. |
| Bitcoin 2 |
| I don't know man, getting a handie from a robot just seems wrong. 🤷🏾♂️ |
| 4D later... Puts have printed. Did you buy calls instead? |
| Patiently waiting for the markets to open |
| Ya that’s why don’t celebrate until 1.1M lol |
| I like this play especially over the next five years.\nAI will grow over the next five years and a great way to diversify away from the US\n\nI don't know anything about the stocks other than baidu\n\nI will spend some time to research ponyai and we ride |
| Couldn't just buy 10 contracts & 100 shares? Or whatever. Had to throw it all on options eh? So did you bring your resume to Wendy's or just this? Did you get the job? |
| Spy up 3%, dxy back to 100, +5% day if you're a foreigner bagholding spy. |
| I guess yeah it was oversold just like all tech. |
| Good riddance |
| The weekend thread should be renamed "Autism Speaks" |
| You’re saying my ability to snag a stay at home mom is increasing? |
| Googl lets go back to 320 by friday |
| Good for them. They are waking up |
| Gl |
| what about Iran Takeover? I think it will be good for Brazil oil. someone below suggested covered call a year out.. |
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| Gonna be quite the short squeeze if these tariffs are ruled against, maybe the catalysts needed to blow past $700… master plan all along |
| $400 easy |
| I bought leaps on IBIT. \n\nI will buy more if it dips lower over the next quarter\n\nIf it keeps dropping... Oops! |
| there was one year i lost about 30k earning bet aginst spotify i think during covid. never bet aginst spot and the mouse. |
| Let me guess, too ashamed to admit that you adore our pedo president? |
| Last one is killing europe returns. My euro banking etf went from more than +10% to now just over +3%.\n\nI might just fullport gold next change i get. |
| Gentlemen, gentlemen! There’s a solution here you’re not seeing. Bang |
| Tbh I cant believe this place is still open. Or burger king. I mean mcdonalds clearly won the war and with how much Wendy's costs you could just go to a botique burger place and actually get good food. |
| He was saying stupid stuff even when Bitcoin was doing well. \n\nI want his company to fail regardless of what BTC is doing |
| Have a slight cough. Hopefully this is the end of me next week🤞 |
| 🥌👈 |
| That’s good … you got some quality |
| First the Bees now Wendy's! |
| Reminder your job literally will become useless in about 3 years. AI labs simply just screen record what you do on a daily basis at work and then just build an agent to do what you do |
| Humans are naturally built for pattern recognition. \n\nIt is not that. Probably didn't learn enough, or are too emotional etc |
| If everyone has someone then I’m the one who make population an odd number |
| I wonder if their is an ETF for North Korea\n\nRemember that country\n\nI bet their stock market is even beating the US right now |
| Monday will be green from eurorich. |
| Fire the leadership |
| I was not aware of humans having LIDAR to drive |
| 150 |
| Amazon end pf year ?300? |
| This guy runs just another crappy ponzi scheme....but hey his company is great and everyone will make so much money... |
| RKLB? |
| Betting against openai is the move. Chatgpt is good at making you feel good but for everything else gemini and claude crush it. |
| look at EWY\n\nsouth korean ETF\n\ninsane |
| Or you know you could instead put your money in aud account or buy aus bonds and not try harder but smarter. |
| It's just purely coincidence the price keeps bouncing off the coloured line\n\n\n/s |
| Best. Saturday. Ever. 😂 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/amanrajjain made a bet that QQQ would go to 639.80176 within **4 days** when it was 615.194 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| have kids, watch new life grow |
| Guess that's what happens when quality is no longer their recipe. |
| He'll just roll it forward! |
| I remember PBR dividends being all over the place. I'd ditch and go to the gym and yada yada whatever.\n\nIs Brazilian oil a thing? Is this like an arbitrage (i dont speak french) sort of thing? I thought we liberated Venezuela or something. \n\nGodspeed or whatever. Id take it and gtfo |
| Hot take - people that say TA is completely useless are too dumb to have pattern recognition |
| How much is the cost to hold the margin for 3 days? About $40 for $100k? |
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| Oh my! Well, good luck with that. |
| The ship can't be big enough, send a little girl doll up with em and see what happens |
| "Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world" |
| Even MSTR dropped 25% in a single day and immediately recovered |
| Lol this was just a case study in my MBA class. |
| Wendy’s fucking sucks. Pretty low on the fast food totem pole for me. The quality of their food went way downhill. |
| Europe gonna show Americans the unredacted Epstein files. Ruh Roh |
| To infinity we go? |
| we will see, but still in the short term it is a good play |
| It will go lower til october. |
| I got a talking to from a manager at a Calgary Wendy’s just for ordering an 8 patty burger, she told me that in the future I wasn’t allowed to order a burger with more than 3 because it was messing up the stores metrics.\n\nThen about 2 months later the cost to add a patty doubled and it stopped being the most cost effective way to get fast food beef in my mouth. |
| I dont have any self interest in BTC I just dont want it to go up to see Saylor sweat and say more retarded shit. |
| Noooo 🫠 I love Wendy’s |
| If I could give you an award I would |
| Bitcoin is bouncing, TBH it is an easy move to make some money. Not buying bitcoin when the fear and greed index is below 10 is a bad move. Bitcoin is pure sentiment |
| I used to love Wendy's, but the one next to me now is straight up garbage. Stale buns, cold food, flavorless fountain drinks, constantly completely screwed up orders. If that is how their other locations are managed no wonder they are struggling. |
| On this glorious Saturday Europe has decided the grand PDF File 🥭is no longer welcome.\n\n😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Tons. |
| You already have a bet going - PLTR to 90.0 before 22-Mar-2026 12:40 PM -05 |
| It isn't free money. It is just claiming expenses like any business would. It never generates any kind of new money, it just reduces taxes. Without breaking the law, you can't just make up expenses to get free money.\n\nMany big companies got much bigger through various government grants and the kind of tax preference you can get in a state, sure. |
| !banbet QQQ 100 2w |
| Every Wendy’s sit within <.5 miles of a Chikfila is why.. |
| Is this why “lettuce as a bun” stopped being an option?? |
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| stupid corn |
| "That's where money is supposed to be" |
| Timing the market down. The most regarded move ever. \n\n\nWhat's wrong with tagging an up trend, while using trailing stops? |
| Look on YouTube Dumass |
| My retirement play is WeRide 2028 leaps. Will just buy $1,000 worth every 2 weeks for the rest of the year \n\nMaybe will buy PonyAI and Baidu leaps as well |
| Wendy's closing hundreds of locations is brutal for the franchise model. Labor costs and supply chain issues are crushing fast food margins. This is what happens when you can't raise prices fast enough to keep up with inflation. The whole sector is getting squeezed.\n\n \n |
| Send Altman and Chamath, too |
| Correct. Not a coincidence bitcoin stopped falling at 70k, ETH at 2k, Tesla at $400, QQQ at $600, MSFT at $400 etc. Everything bounced at their perfect supports |
| Eh. Rry. Thang. |
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| Ban |
| US AI stocks will trade like biotech post US AI bubble collapse.\n\nEveryone company fighting to create an holy grail AI model while having regular 90% price swings up and down. |
| No bull is worse than that. It’s not just market conditions. I’ve been saying to short since $16. Their operations are mainly in china. |
| I am calling it. Bitcoin has successfully established a new floor of $70k. I think its too low and something is going to break, but it ain't going to $50k |
| Elon to Mars\n\nMake it happen |
| corn is futing |
| McDonalds meals with large drink and large fries and either Big Mac, McCrispy, or Quarter Pounder are always $7-9 in app, $10-11 if you want a milk shake or slush. No local spot can compete with that and stay in business. Now if you are ordering food at full price without using the app or coupons then yes it might be smarter to hit up a local spot but dont see why you wouldnt use coupons if they are available to you. It's not just McDonalds, these spots offer huge discounts knowing 90% of people are too lazy to download the app and make an account to get the savings |
| What they saying |
| Thats exactly the kind of bullshit answer I expected. Thanks |
| c0rn price action will soon have r/investing seeking investment advice from r/crypto |
| Guess were going to war and deepseek v4 next week |
| Deepseek v4 will arrive soon.\n\nAnthropic, OpenAI, xAI are fighting over rn who is going to sit in the cuck chair when it releases. |
| I'm not sure I want any whore that's two bits |
| It’s now $4 for only two of the items that used to be in the 4 for $4. Apparently you’re supposed to drop another $5 for fries and a drink, so the 4 for $4 is now 4 for $9. |
| Yeah, that's how Buffet did it!!\n\nGreat approach!! |