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| April to December 2025 |
| So what are predicitons will orange man agree on anything with Iran on Saturday or will be back to bombings ? |
| Well it might because trust me Israel won't back down from Lebanon and the talks will all go to shit 🥲 |
| Long term hold in my IRA for sure. Gambling account, in and out of nbil cause it moons then dumps, set trailing stop loss so you dont get burned on the drops |
| that double top on tech index doesn't seem good \n\n |
| INTU definitely deserves a crash due to AI adoption. Their bad product is so replaceable. |
| Would you buy a non reclining sofa or always reclining after having one? Thank you for replying |
| My groceries are up 65-85% gas up 65-85% why are my stocks up 65-85%. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 640.0 before 10-Apr-2026 01:49 AM -05 |
| I owned 2 houses since 2022...bought one sold it and one bought another one. It's not hard bro. |
| !banbet |
| At least they improved the name. It used to be Kuiper but pronounced “Kiper.” Still not as cool sounding as Starlink. I would have gone with something like SkyBeam or LightSpeed or Scorpio. |
| Back to FUD on “AI bubble” and regular economic data |
| "White House Warns Staff Not To Place Bets on Prediction Markets Amid Iran War" |
| asking on behalf of JD? |
| I am going to continue swing trading oil and NG all week and depositing the proceeds into SLS shares. \n\nI am currently up 19.04% on the week using this strategy. |
| 🌈 🐻 getting anal tunneled like there is no tomorrow |
| Is this why Amazon was ripping |
| There are so many puts lol. We may see 660 or 690 tomorrow |
| Thanks this is great |
| Looking at the Economic Calendar, forcasts already show CPI Red Hot, but SPY will prob rocket off of Factory Orders being 0.1% Higher...from February. |
| chilling with diddy rn i think |
| It hurts |
| WHITE HOUSE WARNED STAFF LAST MONTH ABOUT FUTURES & PREDICTION MARKET BETS AMID IRAN WAR: WSJ |
| Looks like your brokerage just lost $2.3 million! 🤣 |
| elon is not some enlightened hero who possesses the hidden knowledge of the satellites \n\nbillions of dollars can absolutely buy you the talent to compete\n |
| Imagine not being a 1% commenter 🤡 |
| nope, calls for hot CPI and more calls when we go up 1% |
| And you'll have commercials / popup ads / and all your data sold for the low low price of 39.99/mo! |
| what if, just what if, the ceasefire deal is off the table? |
| There are already anti satellite (ASAT) weapons out there already since the early 2000s, those include Kinetic, Co-orbital, Directed-Energy lasers, and nuclear. Many countries have them in orbit already. |
| Lol |
| Idk.. Tony's is pretty good |
| Enjoy jail. |
| GM 💚 |
| Wut |
| If $SPY can hit $660, I will make $250k 😭. I don’t see why tomorrow isn’t a dump day, Isreal is sending rockets again, there’s mines in the sea, something hit Kuwait, Iran refuses ceasefire without Lebanon, Lebanon is shooting rockets, Isreal wants to fight, I ran out of toilet paper etc… but hey you know what I’ll wake up to SPY probably being pumped to the moon because why not. It’s just how the game works. |
| Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy... |
| bet it was a nice white one too |
| morning puts for cpi dump tomorrow then into calls |
| That could only mean calls then. Calls on inflation and unemployment, puts on the middle class |
| Sold the news on Amazon today. This shit is going back to under 200 soon. |
| This pump like in April last year. No one believe in the pump and before we know it, we're back to before the dump. |
| Oh my god. I want to kiss you. These failed idiots in this thread refuse to mention JPOW, even though he directly put a bottom in the market on March 30. The little freak yet again manipulated the market. Luckily the filth will be flushed out in May.\n\nLiterally no one in this thread will mention what JPOW did on March 30 and want to squeal mango nonstop. |
| I assume u talking about mortgage rates? Bigger problem with home prices is the prices themselves, which is not a fed problem. If anything lower rates would increase prices faster due to more buyers. We rly need to incentivize building of cheaper and denser housing to address the actual prices, but nobody seems to want to do that |
| billionaires that are smarter than you |
| Gotta be one or the other |
| Saaad |
| Yeah I have one, they’re the same as any other couch they’re made from plywood now. |
| Prolapsed. I once heard it referred to as a “pink sock” but I’m no proctologer. |
| I wish they paid us more\n\n😟 |
| Where is Maduro\n\nLike is he in jail or like |
| LOL, I got out at $600, because "the top". |
| I spilled food on my shirt about 30 seconds after putting a fresh one on |
| I filled your mom's gap |
| If conflict in the Middle East meant a recession, SPY would be -$700 centuries ago. \n\nFind new FUD. |
| Man, you guys are all retarded. Time to take a shit and copy you for plays tomorrow. |
| Speech therapy bro. Speech lessons got me fucked up for some reason lol |
| Do you like losing money or what |
| i mean he's actually a pretty smart dude but yeah the show is basically worthless for trading |
| Bc we can’t focus entirely on Hormuz for two weeks so they’re worried we’ll all start sniffing around again. Also why they fired Bondi when everyone is focused on oil. |
| When you consider the size to reality thats the equivalent of the entire construction industry revenue in the United States for a whole year. Thats 1 company. |
| Same |
| Is the inflation still transitory? |
| Look at all the gaps since last year, they all are still there lol |
| Guess where Melanie meat Trump. 🤣 |
| Yep. If you had invested in a stock years ago that did multiple reverse splits, multiple ticker changes, and either delisted or you got cashed out at some point due to not having enough shares, then your cost basis is likely wrong. Brokerages have no idea how to track that stuff when it goes through all those hoops. Your return will probably submit, but you likely left a lot of money on the table by letting it take the latest ticker and its cost basis. More complex returns still take some manual work to figure things out.\n\nEven situations like RSUs, brokerages routinely mess up the cost basis. |
| Doesn't matter, market will have another green day |
| My favorite parts of TurboTax (2025)\n\n* whenever there is a TT update on my Mac desktop version, it sits there for two days spinning its wheels, until I have to do a full uninstall (including obscure system files - I even bash scripted it). Then I have to find the new binary to download from the Stygian depths of the Intuit site. Then I have to reinstall it, and download and install the state, then find and enter my damned copy protection key, and then I can start working on taxes again.\n\n* After I told it my 2026 estimated income (6 figures), and checked it fifty times, it insists that I will owe no estimated 2026 tax even though I paid over $3K a quarter this year with similar income. \n\n\nBest $80 I ever spent.\n\nThey need to be class-actioned all the way to the Wendy's dumpster. |
| Nq looking toppy im in for a quick short |
| People like roller coasters. They make $. |
| Quintupled down on puts. Odds are not good. Options port in shambles after a March for the ages |
| your girlfriend who goes to another school |
| Bears eat TACOs.\n\nToo bad this peace deal won’t last… |
| We probably due for a crash out |
| So if they fudge some numbers and cpi comes in better then expected, are we mega pumping in the am or what? |
| bezos really trying to make daddy musk jealous with this timing lmao. 4x download speeds sound nice but knowing amazon it'll probably cost 2x more and need prime subscription for basic features |
| I’ve recently bought ServiceNow, Snowflake and Microsoft. Owned CrowdStrike and Palo Alto for a little while too |
| 🤣 |
| I actually listened to him for like 10 whole minutes yesterday and it wasn’t great |
| It’s a long term hold |
| # 🙋 |
| Dude has a huge cock\n\nWhat else you need to know \n |
| i am buying this fake pump you're welcome bro |
| Saturday |
| I can’t think of a single politician today whose grave wouldn’t be dug up. |
| JPOW was telling you to **BUY BUY BUY** last week when he said the energy shock is *transitory* |
| Fake out. It Will dump soon |
| buying pootz |
| I was Prophesying |
| Y'all wouldn't leave the platform the day after I buy it? 😫 |
| when is orange turd negotiating in islamabad ? tomorrow ? |
| Could be, or not if download speeds are true. At least I hope the satellites and rockets aren't shaped the same way as they used to be. |
| How long did it take your mom? Lol |
| Sold some iron condors on msft for now, with room for a lil bouncey |
| No reliable source for anything anymore. Not even your own eyes and ears… |
| MSFT can't have investors be positive for the day, so it's gonna just stop there. |
| Imagine being a Top 1% commenter |
| Yeah because my french boy Claude got first |
| Gas this morning for me was $4.07. This afternoon $4.02. |
| Is anyone actually buying this fake pump |
| same sista |
| 🌈🐻 |
| bye bye. bulls always win, SPY deserves another +1% day |
| https://preview.redd.it/7xpx89scq8ug1.png?width=1808&format=png&auto=webp&s=cca23f6f4235a148eb8cfc337dabac77177a9754\n\nsame |
| I don't own a home, but if it wasn't for JPOW, I'd be living in a cardboard box today, and so would many more people. I guarantee you that. |
| There is a huge gap on Spx |
| I sold $TSLA stock to help pay for my daughter’s speech lessons. We are not the same. |
| that's the spirit |
| 🌽 is ripping, bers should delete their apps and have a lie in tomorrow. |
| In and out on NBIL is the way to go lately |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Patriot |
| Yes but it swings like balls when pounding |
| Brother if you’re married filing jointly, but filing states separately due to holding residency in different states and owning a few houses in other states, have a business or other income streams—taxes get complicated.\n\nTaxes take me several days to get through lol |
| just pull the trigger - figure it out later 😎 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Muted-South4737 made a bet that SPY would go to 599.99 within **1 week** when it was 632.013 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 7 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| ISRAELI MILITARY: HEZBOLLAH LAUNCHED MISSILE AT ISRAEL THAT TRIGGERED AIR RAID SIRENS\n\nSPY 700 |
| Isn't it the guy who dislike regulations and believe that the market know what's best for the economy?\n\n>August 9, 2007 5:10 PM EDT Updated August 9, 2007\n\n>WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Federal Reserve Board Governor Kevin Warsh on Wednesday said financial troubles stemming from bad credits in the subprime mortgage market were not leading to systemic problems in financial markets.\n\n>"The financial markets are certainly repricing risk in this environment, in the housing markets and more broadly," Warsh said in response to questions from the panel. "From the perspective of the institutions we oversee, we don't see any immediate systemic risk issues that are brought to bear." |
| Good job quitting 🚬 👍 |
| I hope it pumps and I lose my money. Rather have nothing then 20% of my port left |
| Tapwater lowkey gross |
| damn, that's you? |
| https://preview.redd.it/m8b1na46q8ug1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=324c7834af9c31c2e7ee804ee70bea03590facbe\n\n |
| Been working all day. Why did Melanie 🥭 have a random press conference to deny she knew Epstein or Maxwell….? |
| Bezos thinking he can just throw billions at a problem and compete effectively with Elon, at the one thing Elon does well.\n\nThis will be as embarrassing as Blue Origin. |
| Sheesh I am holding SPY calls for Monday |
| If he lowers interest rates, home prices will increase |
| Pain in the ass to move unless you’re buff af. Lazyboy recliner or recliner couch both have a ton of metal supports in them. |
| Hey wait a minute! |
| **!banbet SPY 700 1w** |
| you are right but my call is still going to print |
| Bro it was barely a 2 minute cease fire |
| Tomorrow it gonna dump -10% lol |
| ☝️ 🍖 🔥 the right answer |
| Finally bought a house at 49 so..... yea, not sure but what would the alternative have been? |
| are my 0dte 70$ hood puts cooked? |
| Either way bullish LFG |
| y? |
| Software getting pummeled, but analysts aren't even revising eps forecasts lower, nor were these companies missing. Some had unrealistic PEs, but a lot of those are pretty reasonable now. Wonder how far off the bottom is |
| The difference with lobsters is that they are usually not farmed. And it's about keeping them alive / fresh over long distances as well.\n\nThat's incredibly sad to move backwards so much on a basic staple like beef though. |
| Losses only exist if you realize you lost. |
| Time to ~~moon~~ goon! |
| It was probably a 2 day ceasefire instead of 2 weeks 🙂 |
| I wasn’t planning to hold over the weekend. I missed out on today’s bump because I thought today was Friday and already sold. Still made a profit though. |
| It's a penny stock I believe in. It's all good. Ive been up 150 on it too. It was all monopoly money. Ill get it back, big new is incoming on it, just hodling. It's in the ethanol saf space, starts w G ends w O. It's a rough ride lol. Thanks for the encouraging words man! |
| Economy so bad I got a second (part time) email job. Definitely not because I live for the number in my port going UP and this market is RETARDED |
| CPI tomorrow, cost for the average Joe went up 99%🥭tweet to follow, saying a whole civilization is about to be gone, SPY rockets to $690! |
| It might be ok, wait for Iran to develop anti LEO satellites weapons to save us all |
| There is no ceasefire, nothing's changed. Is there a reliable source for the earth being flat? |
| The sofa is very heavy you mean? Is that a bad thing |
| Is pizza pops another term for pizza rolls or are you eating a pizza popsicle? |
| So retarded that it makes absolute sense |
| John |
| A Scandinavian fellow indicated to me that he was a fan of the late great Yerry Yeff Walker's classic Mr Bo-yangles 🎶 |
| Ban |
| Run in the "no fat chicks" platform and you get my v0te |
| New? |
| Air raid sirens in my portfolio |
| So we pumping? |
| You may already know, but Turbo Tax (and probably other companies) literally paid millions and millions of dollars in order to make filing taxes more and more complicated. If I was ONLY doing a W-2 I'm sure I could manage, but trying to handle multiple income sources, a handful of different forms, it's just too much of a hassle to do it manually.\n\nIt's unfortunate, but I'd rather pay $150 and spend 1.5 - 2 hours, than pay $0 and spend like 6 hours and MAYBE do it correctly. |
| Texas obv |
| 700 tomorrow |
| ...to my house ( ͜ ㅅ ͜ ) |
| Because the market had a break from 🥭’s bullshit today. NBIS signed billions in deals from Meta, Microsoft and NVDA in the past year but was trading and roughly the same levels all throughout due to macro events. Today for whatever reason there was a breakout. |
| Shut up, only calls. SPY only goes up |
| I’m sorry my bro |
| Serious question, looking for responses. \n\nIf you **did not own housing prior to 2020** how could you possibly think JPOW was a good Fed Chair?\n\nI ask this because I have this *crazy* suspicion that the people squealing and creaming themselves about how JPOW is great all owned housing and are selfish assholes. So Im looking for literally anyone who got fucked by Housing to explain how JPOW was a good Fed chair. \n\nYou're telling me your ability to buy a home while you're alive here on earth under the age of 50 was worth being stolen for "the greater good"? |
| 🐷 |
| She looks like she likes 15 year old boys |
| Stocks and some options\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/cfqj887tp8ug1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fdc710973ddcf453f72491b5936a8e52016ba8e |
| Don’t type with those hands! |
| Or inside trade 🤔 |
| they're there just playing possum now |
| No. |
| It was deleted, what did it say lol |
| about once a decade these days |
| Yo mamma so dumb it took her 9 months to make a joke |
| Air raid sirens in Israel |
| Go to bed, Macron |
| I was down 50% YTD\n\nOnly at -19% YTD right now! \n\nTomorrow might either be -22% or -14%! |
| Ber |
| Negociations on saturday I doubt iran will come to save my oil nor lebanon before eow |
| lol |
| 72 bagging a 48 year old man... good for her |
| March CPI tomorrow. We should see CPI up alot because of the Iran war. If we're somehow is lucky that CPI is less than expected, then I think we may keep pumping tomorrow, but I dont think it's a good idea to hold through the weekend because TACO/Netanyahu like to do surprise attack on the weekend lol \n\n |
| Politician buying 1 million worth of MSFT ITM calls expiring 2 months out.. he belongs in WSB with me |
| You love them gilfs don’t ya? |
| anyone else long on Oracle or are they dead in the water |
| Why not? |
| The one that makes money tomorrow. |
| I can imagine that almost so perfectly it's like I did it |
| GENUINE QUESTION: Is there a reliable source for the conditions of ceasefire? |
| Who got the best BBQ? |
| Why is $NBIS the new must own stock? |
| I am scared of winning of that much |
| I speak for all the bers when I say this, bol r fok |
| Nope, wipe, then shower is the way. |
| Bottom might actually be in |
| I am once again asking for world leaders to hold off on some real shit until after 4/17 OPEX. Thank you kindly. |
| Nothing to see here. Anyone who has held large cap stocks for over a year looks like this. |
| > WSJ reports Iran's delegation, led by FM Araghchi and Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf, has landed in Islamabad for Saturday's talks with the US.\n\n> Fars News Agency is denying it, citing an informed source: Iran will not participate in talks until a ceasefire is established in Lebanon.\n\n> Tasnim also reporting Iran will not be going to Islamabad until attacks on Lebanon stop. |
| No you’ll print. |
| Fat women on here gotta go. |
| Unmarked debt would like a word |
| RIP night sky |
| Rate cuts\n\n |
| Heavy |
| You saw PLTR’s price action the last two days while the entire market ripped and you bought calls?\n\nYou truly belong here. |
| I feel like such a fucking genius for putting half of my port into nbis a year ago. Might be the only good decision I've made in my life. |
| Heard we're going to have so much cheap oil soon that AI is going to start running on crude |
| What? Why? |
| Exactly. So does the admin admit the negotiations failed this weekend and we open big red Monday? Or do they string it along for another week? |
| pretty good looking for a crypt keeper |
| I didn’t know you could buy just shares on Robinhood |
| she looks like baby grinch |
| I got them for the 127 strike price am I screwed? |
| we must have the same tickers |
| ceasefire going great |
| So you're trying to not answer what I said? \n\nInteresting how that little caveat suddenly means no one can step up and give a single reason why anyone would think he did a good job. \n\nBecause if you didnt own housing, that major L 10x outeweighs any philosophical societal good it was to lower rates to 0% while inflation was 5%+. And huh, look at that, people who *did* own housing just happen to think he did a good job...hmmmm.... |
| yeah so was his nanny, wait they are the same woman |
| 🤔 |
| So what made you buy calls after the market already moved up after consolidating in the morning? |
| quit now |
| Gamblers gonna gamble |
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| I wiped our 50% of my portfolio YTD\n\nI am now at -19ytd! |
| Hope... Nope... Dope... a regards progression |
| Im on the opposite side with 4/17 130c |
| RIVN 🚀 |
| MSFT actually moving up in the afterhours rn 🤯 |
| that's what happens when you follow jim cramer religiously |
| How is he gonna stop it? |
| Which side? |
| The French prez's wife is beautiful |
| Can't do this while the market is open. |
| ChatGPT's favorite word: "fluff" Apt. |
| You shouldna' held at close. |
| I need an SNDK update. I’m scared to look |
| They absolutely do not, budget and spend is horrendous from them, alongside pushing for rate cuts and other looting of assets |
| Definitely not nuked but more missiles from us? Yes. |
| I would like to see you do it to the last three years and compare it to what you did manually.\n\n\nI asked ChatGPT to help my son by making him som math problems. It then suddenly confirmed that 10+20=40 because it did not wanna upset him... AI can be too helpful sometimes. Be careful with accounting. |
| What are you even trying to say?\n\nIntuit can't make things easier without using AI? That's categorically false. Each year it gets easier. They update rules and processes every year. They do have LLM uses for help articles. (I ended up talking to support anyways)\n\nClaude (or any other AI) can never use LLMs for taxes. Due to their fundamental architecture.\n |
| Friday dump |
| Nothing ever happens |
| Pump it |
| All my socks are green today!\n\nMeanwhile, my stocks are - 40% down ytd |
| Inflation doesn’t hurt the rich nearly as badly as it does the middle and lower classes. They just don’t give af. |
| I bought $HELP puts this morning literally because it was up on the leaderboard, and I actually think that shit is gonna print. Found my new trading strategy. Can't be worse than what I was doing. \n\n¯\_༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽_/¯ |
| its out of his tiny hands now |
| When is the USA gonna take over Canada? |
| So my thoughts are…the negotiations were delayed to Saturday. I’m guessing either they don’t take place at all or they completely fail. Shit pops off again Saturday/Sunday and we slide down premarket on Monday. |
| DIS getting ready to flush the mouse house again. |
| My bro good times that’s the way to do it |
| Bullish |
| It's not even about the risk of data breaches. Every interaction is fed back and lives as training data forever. If someone starts typing a SIN it may just spit out the rest of your info as auto complete. The data may also be bundled sold and resold, although I am told that those big companies don't do that *wink* *wink* |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/National-Log5203** bet **IGV** goes from **76.68** to **80.0** before **10-Apr-2026 06:17 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Losing 150k would set me back many years. I can't imagine the mindset one needs to just gamble it based on speculation and short term gain potential. |
| !banbet IGV $80 1D |
| I'm actually quitting if we don't dump tomorrow. |
| Market went up and all my stocks went down 😵 |
| I still believe in Bryson |
| Like a tostada? |
| I'm not telling people not to do this. Make your own informed decisions. \n\nBut when you share certain information with certain entities, there are different rules about what they are responsible for depending on who they are. \n\nFor entities who are licensed to process personal financial information, which Anthropic is not, there may be relevant laws requiring them to meet certain encryption and data handling standards, rules about how long the data is allowed to remain on their servers, rules about how quickly, thoroughly, and *whether* they need to conform to your demands about what happens to that data, or demands to delete it. \n\nUsing cloud based AI like Claude is powerful and easy, but you are transmitting your information to a third party. For taxes, this is very intimate and personal information which is typically treated with a certain amount of care by people the government licenses to provide services relevant to it. \n\nJust be aware. You are 100% putting your secrets out into the world when you share them with remote AI services. \n\nI wouldn't give the Kroger meat department my full financial details. In terms of my safety, there isn't much different between the Kroger meat department and Anthropic in terms of who should have my secrets. |
| BTC ath soon? Yes, why not? |
| Booo bitch. |
| there's always some carrot on a stick for the bulls lmao |
| Remember, bigger numbers means more winning. |
| Only question we need to answer - does current US administration actually care about inflation? I guess they are fine with following Turkish example. In that case there is no sense in puts at all |
| Interesting ty |
| damn that's crazy bro |
| Hey, it looks like 1 ship went through the strait. That basically means that whole worlds fuel problems are solved atleast till the end of this year. |
| $2 trillion deficits and gdp growth is .5% in q4. Inflation from war not caught up yet. \n\nLooking good! |
| All my stocks red today I’m a true regard |
| PLTR 125 puts, 0DTE, right at open will be a 5+ bagger tomorrow.\n\nYou’re welcome. |
| Just put the fries in the bag |
| Bidet is the way |
| When you think about it. The Egyptians had some real respect for their leaders to not just say fuck em and take all the wealth for themselves after each one died. |
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| GUH |
| Nice try fed! |
| Love ya J. POWman |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/devarunraj** bet **AMZN** goes from **233.57** to **220.0** before **10-Apr-2026 06:16 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I asked Claude Code to help with a small portion of my taxes just to double check some calculations and it produced incorrect results. Careful... |
| !banbet AMZN $220 1D |
| Anyone got a lazyboy /recliner sofa and is it worth it over a nice normal sofa? |
| Tender and ever so gently |
| The fake pump cycles have been getting longer before they become exit liquidity. |
| pizza pops and frozen cake for dinner - it is what it is bros. |
| I can see why tech bros don’t use punctuation and capitalization \n\nEfficiency gains 💪 |
| Or maybe you are really good at mental gymnastics bc these numbers are big bad. Openai just canceled 600 billion in build out which is fine bc they weren't in contract but the bad news is everyone else is. The value of these deals are gonna get fractioned in the coming months or year. The growth is priced in for like 2 whole years and the shit is already starting to fold. Goodluck out there |
| Next one will be different.. different in that it'll go down when I actually buy for once |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/0DTEDEGEN1 made a bet that TSLA would go to 380.0 within **1 day** when it was 341.313 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Mmgot zum gabbagol |
| The new Bobby Tables for the modern man's child |
| which ones? |
| Hey duck you for being smart with your money |
| I called WTI and they said we could have a discount. |
| Is it illegal to advertise you’re willing to be a shell trader? |
| financial anxiety disorder |
| i can't get diagnosed with diabetes if I don't go to the doctors... |
| Software dead? |
| Honestly so rude of them not to just sit still and accept being "handled" by the world bullies like a normal country. Selfish, even. |
| Some real funky shit going on in after hours trading. Some fills happening 7% above and below the quote lol. Less market participants than your local grocery store |
| Hella retarded |
| I should probably get more toilet paper next time I can. |
| The internet is a mistake |
| Lie and say it came damaged 🚓👮♂️🚨 |
| Wat r we gonna do about this bearhuntr problem we have here |
| Let me put my hands in your bag |
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| Yes yes yes I have 670 shares and bought at 2.50. Gonna blow up soon 🤞 |
| #I sold my NVDA too soon. It's going to $500 easily. LMAO🤌 |
| No wonder why spy pumped a little more |
| How many of you have diabetus |
| My theory. Flat tomorrow. Negotiations fail on Saturday. Tank Monday premarket. |
| You too my dude! It seems I always get banned in the most consequential times in the market hahaha |
| I can promise you one thing, that stupid tax is paid yearly |
| PUMP ITTTT |
| God I look forward to no more of that |
| Is TACO all tapped out? |
| I’m just glad that all the problems we’ve been having economically for the last 3 months have all spontaneously resolved. I thought we were cooked but the market has soothed my fears |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 175.0 before 15-Apr-2026 06:09 PM -05 |
| Matters until you die. Real wealth is the retards we made along the way. |
| !Banbet |
| It wasn’t an audit, IRS was taking me to court, a little different, the py shoot first and ask questions later. |
| Bad |
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| Good to see you again my bro! |
| BB |
| Tax prep has become more and more automated even through the traditional tax preparation companies. And eventually it will be fully automated. Then you might just ask is Intuit's fully automated system more accurate on average than the fully automated system by Claude.\n\nBut remember Intuit would also have to use AI to make that work. The just upload PDFs we do the rest based systems fundamentally rely on AI. You can do tax preparation software that's a mix of traditional software and human interaction. Or you can start substituting out that human interaction with AI.\n\nIf Intuit stats using AI then it you are back to the same issue with non-determinism.\n\nI mean Intuit might manage to have its cake and eat it to by improving traditional software techniques to reduce human effort and potential sources of error. For example by partnering with financial institutions or working more closely with the IRS. But the financial institutions fundamentally don't have a reason to make this easier to Intuit than for a Claude based system. Which brings you back to Intuits fundamental advantage being lobbying the governement. But this become ever more transparently corrupt if Intuit can do one click taxes for a fee but no one else can. |
| me |
| I’m back! I got banned by Reddit for a week for saying some no no words about Scott Bessent LMAO |
| #BUY OPTIONS\n\n^Cos ^they’re ^fucking ^stupid \n👈😎👉 |
| i don't know about you guys but i wasn't planning on dying |
| PLTR calls |
| Iran launching missiles again |
| No risk no ferrari bud |
| ^ this guy takes financial advice from wsb lmao |
| Matters to me, im gonna be buried with it like a Pharaoh |
| https://preview.redd.it/h0u1dr57o8ug1.jpeg?width=999&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9224f1e4cc45046e4256a51a47cc50c0f0ef41a4\n\nDon't forget me |
| guaranteed we have a reverse taco here in the next few days. |
| It ain't a 'profit' till its 💸🤑💰 |
| Very true. |
| Like 8% bruh? Damn |
| Lose 5% a year or 50% a day! |
| 🥭 is the 🫧 |
| My bro Specialist! |
| As someone who runs AI simulations and tests the boundaries of AI remember one very important thing: NEVER TRUST LLM AI WITH NUMBERS!!!!!!! |
| Don’t worry guys money don’t matter we all die anyway\n\n |
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| #They are scamming old people with mortgage refinance schemes. They are offering cash backs of up to $50k for people to refinance but people are losing their 3% rates and replacing them with 7% rates thinking they are getting a good deal. LMAO🤌 |
| Ceasefire at risk of getting cancelled, but we pumping like no tomorrow. On point with this market. |
| lowkey, if u really want to go with his playbook... U can threaten to just not pay rent, it'll take them forever to evict you (might depend on the state), and your landlord will have to deal with the stress/possible loss of rent for months. (highly unethical, but mango's playbook) But please be nice/reasonable about how much lower you want your rent to be! 🙂 |
| 9 is insanely bullish not sure what you're on about. |
| Originally it was supposed to be Friday, but last I checked, it was postponed to Saturday |
| NBIS is rocketing toward the moon , while CRWV remains firmly pinned to the launchpad . |
| You told them you’d pay $0 next month and then taco’d and offered $3000? |
| Well, if you set temperature 0 and run it on CPU, it's deterministic. Not necessarily *correct*, but deterministic. IRS will be after your ass for the same reason every time. |
| You run a local llm and then use hermes agent, it's not new a lot of people are doing it but they also have the resources to burn to use them |
| He threatened to kill them and everyone they know 👍 |
| Physical is still trading 120+ so unless something drastic happens to oil supply in the next two weeks there still should be significant upside |
| Every Sunday night |
| Saturday |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| It depends on if more defensive weapons have been deployed around the gulf. Hormuz closure is bad, but too many blown up refineries is like Great Depression stuff |
| or maybe you're fucked and just projecting |
| Did you see the Q4 GDP downward revision! |
| Imagine buying calls and the markets dump and then you get really mad and then you try to ride the dump and buy puts but then the markets rip |
| We had some seriously high quality shitposts during the pandemic. |
| Anyone know if the Islamabad negotiations are tomorrow, or are they on Saturday? |
| Me reading a potential new job’s description: “This all sounds exhausting. I don’t want to do any of this.” |
| Good evening my regards! |
| That’s fucking retarded and brilliant. I’m in baby |
| Its not about IF its about WHEN, people trying to call it now |
| spx 7000 calls locked and loaded for next week |
| Dam only 9 ships have moved through Hormuz in the last 24 hours (not sure how many of those are tankers). Oils going to go back up to $115+ fast if they don’t open it back up soon. To put it into perspective usually 60-70 ships a day |
| You ever….\n\n^give ^a ^woman ^gentle ^lovemaking? |
| 🌈 🐻 ALERT 🚨 |
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| !banbet AMZN $250 1D |
| Wow it's actually called CAKE |
| Coreweave and iren dilute too much |
| I want to full port puts before the weekend but I’m a pussy |
| Priced in |
| It's funny to see the way food changes luxury status with economic changes, things like oysters and lobster used to be peasant food bc of how widely available they were. Now they are a luxury every once in a while thing. In 40 years a convo with your wife to go out to eat will be this. "Oh I don't splurge often but we haven't gone to McDonald's in 3 years" your wife will say "omg yes that will be so romantic" |
| You could just use Claude for the attorney and accountant work. |
| Florida is absolutely uninsurable, there are no social safety nets unless you’re rich, and by many predictions much of it will be flooded in the coming years. \n\nTexas is expensive too. People keep thinking the no state taxes thing makes it affordable, but never look at property taxes. There are no rental protections and it can be raised to insane rates. The minimum wage is horrible. The infrastructure has repeatedly failed. Sure lots of companies moved there but it’s so they can pay workers less and avoid taxes. \n\nI have family in both states and they all laugh at the propaganda saying either state is some utopia |
| 🥭 loves hiring people then saying "who ever hired this guy is fucking idiot" |
| Language! |
| Sad! |
| We are deff in the dotcom bubble of our times. It might not be all ais fault, although deff a major player. The scale of lies and fluff and money that has been flown out to co.panies that will never generate a profit and the COGS being the worst in 2 decades. We are so fucked. |
| lmao idk why this made me lol |
| Honestly I was surprised. It climbed a bit in premarket and absolutely dumped at the opening bell. I hold 100 NBIS shares and I feel bad for the IREN and CRWV crew. |
| U called them fucking crazy bastards? |
| If a talk was the solution this shit would have never started. |
| nah bro I'm looking for 340 then ima back the truck up. |
| It because he got banned off of every social media platform |
| A three-way standoff is commonly called a "**Mexican standoff**". This term describes a confrontation between three or more parties (usually armed) where no side can act or retreat without being exposed to danger, resulting in a stalemate or "lethal equilibrium". |
| Native American burial grounds |
| It’s a true story, I was the gun used by the irs to kill him |
| They’re due. |
| Puts |
| Spy dropping 100 pts? \n\nBro there could be terrible cpi, and boots I. The ground tomorrow and they’d let spy drop .5% |
| White House insiders are buying a lot of Cheesecake Factory stocks for some reason…. |
| Will Claude talk to the IRS for me when it fucks up my cost basis on all the spreads I sold |
| Based. Always believe in trump he’s one of the best presidents in history |
| Trying to negotiate a lower rent with my landlord using a tactic from 🥭s playbook.\n\nIt is not going well |
| CRWV seemed to be mocking my stupidity. |
| Oversold but don't catch a falling knife. It broke below $100 who knows how low it'll go now. |
| No way big yahu is going to let them investigate him on Sunday, I dont believe ceasefire is holding till tmr ngl |
| IIRC, FreeTaxUSA can read previous tax filings from TurboTax and you get the same comfort. |
| 370 |
| Imagine betting against a rigged market. Being a bear is like betting on the Generals to beat the Globetrotters |
| Fucking Lebanon. |
| bears should buy oil rather than short spy, at least that makes more sense |
| Why do I feel like there’s a strong chance Tehran is carpet bombed or nuked this weekend? |
| I’m doubtful there will be peace within 10 days tho |
| Antiseptic |
| who the fuck was on that plane that pakistan escorted then lmao these fucking jokers |
| If you send me a butthole pic I will give you the best trade of your life |
| SPY $580 EOD\n\n\nMarch 2026 CPI data is projected to be "hot" or unexpectedly high, with estimates forecasting a potential 0.9% monthly increase and 3.3%–3.7% annually, driven largely by surging gasoline prices. This would mark a significant acceleration from the 2.4% annual rate seen in February and threaten to keep interest rates higher for longer |
| If nothing else it's entertaining watching market tourists thinking they could profit off the blatant corruption/manipulation realize in real time that the market is way more fake and gay than they ever imagined lmao |
| You misspelled bullish |
| Wait so the Iranians aren’t even there? LMAO |
| We had one guy who said trust me buy calls for ***end of month** a week ago and the market rallied 3% that day |
| Give me 375 MSFT |
| I’ll have to find me a Diamond at $100. Cinnamon is expensive where I go. |
| Someone just got a fill of nvda shares at 171.66 how the fuck? |
| If you don't mind spending all your resources on missiles |
| Is his name Jerome? |
| Fr my first thought too 😂\n\nI love it though. Fuck PLTR. Rebranded NSA |
| Fuck yeah! Why was it so cheap tho??? |
| Market doesn't seem to give a shit anymore |
| Trumph talk wen and how see |
| How is it that any time anyone does anything anywhere, Beirut gets fucking smoked 🤔 |
| Well done |
| https://preview.redd.it/p2w672m9n8ug1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=897fd4d963bec3f496cdfc49b488002ef6bdda50\n\nNice gains |
| Do yall feel like job reports, CPI, PPI etc...are all bullshit now? Seems like they just make it up at this point. |
| So calls? |
| Dumb bitch! |
| Calls |
| Well messege me bro |
| Mommy Yellen is the name of our Hip-hop x K-Pop Fusion band |
| You can tell Claude to be a degen and to track meme stocks. |
| We need a insider when Barron buys puts |
| Spy 0dte calls that's the only known play |
| Imagine discovering options and think this is a path to financial freedom but instead you lose your entire life savings and go into debt and develop a gambling addiction |
| Hopefully mango has been too distracted with Iran to cook the CPI numbers for tomorrow🙃 |
| Oh my fucking GOD! I'm BACK! \n\nI got 3 days ban because I make a joke about send bear to Iran. \n\nWithout you guys my portfolio is up 8% YTD (from 0.15% before ban)! Lol |
| Netanyahu said he would negotiate with Lebanon (I’m just surprised he didn’t use the air quote gesture when he said negotiate) |
| twitter banned his stupid ass |
| Next week we'll learn about iron condors! |
| What are you a fed or something? \n\n"Hello fellow regards" |
| Disturbing files may find their way to the media |
| Sadder than that. It’s a psudafed fetish |
| When isn't he fucking talking |
| Don't worry. There's always a chance that the stock craters below your purchases price more than the premium earned because Intel's culture and product line up are trash, despite however many token "collaborations" other successful semiconductor businesses throw their way to curry favour with the administration. |
| It’s been around since like 2005 wym? |
| Why did they build their country next to all of our bases! |
| I miss the big ball tsla pumps. Fuck mooks is gonna dilute the hype with the spacex ipo |
| Together brah |
| Bottom is absolutely in. Google and Microsoft gonna crush earnings and it’s gonna be a HOT BULL SUMMER MOTHERFUCKERS |
| EAT MY ASS |
| Not even the moderators allow this, how boring. |
| The upside is 1-2% on a good day and -10-15% on a day with a "bad" tweet.\n\nI would only buy big dips and hold long term because they will for sure a giant drop if we get peace around -20-30%. |
| Yeah, long the 70 sold the 80 |
| Hahaha….elections… |
| Imagine losing a war because of a Straight Moose-whore |
| Shit for brains |
| Yes |
| Senate banking panel “no longer intending” to conduct next week’s confirmation hearing for Warsh |
| why can't anyone seem to stop israel from bombing lebanon it's like tail wagging the dog |
| Thoughts on Servicenow? |
| My hedge fund inside guy said CPI is tanking the market. |
| Not personally a big fan of the riggers |
| More $WULF |
| momma always said id be the chosen one |
| Is 🥭 talking today? |
| GUD MORNIN SPASMOS |
| I've been using freetaxusa for years. Found it to get away from TurboSlax |
| Witness protection program for watching bears get the Gaza special |
| It's always like "let me see if I can't make a few extra bucks on a quick scalp" then almost inevitably SPY goes the opposite direction or I get theta'd. Need to just swear off power hour for good. |
| Up tomor. Down next week. Possibly the opposite of that also |
| Probably need to be trained on the taco trade. |
| plz peter tuchman bless my puts tomorrow |
| Solid copy pasta |
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| INFLATION 🦁 |
| It even V’s after hours, spy calls printing tomo |
| me too breh |
| Grandpa can rant and rave all he wants on his social but wake me up when he threatens nuclear Armageddon again |
| A cool 4% |
| You sweet summer child |
| He's on a diet. Half regular coke and half diet coke. |
| Lmao good |
| At least your playing the long game on a fucking put so you get the luxury of watching it go to 0 |
| So is Trump dead set to derail any talks before they start? If he does, how much will the market react, if at all? |
| Bet it's the purple m&m |
| This and risking only 1% of your account. |
| Everyone needs a hobby |
| better that than risking melting the whole portfolio |
| i think it has potential but don't have a whole lot of faith it how it's currently being managed |
| Looked at 666 expiring 4-17 then heard a positive headline and forgot about them. |
| Fuck I love gambling too |
| Bears still not learning the game is rigged and markets will always rebound over time. \n\nImagine not joining in on the rigging. |
| That's what you bought? |
| Why in the living fuck is Iran always terrorizing the good ol' 🇺🇸?? Will these evil terrorists ever leave us alone and mind their own business?? They should stop scaring us with their nuclear bombs and do something more productive. |
| Stop being a pussy and say the actual word! |
| !remindme 1 week |
| What are your moves tomorrow, April 10, 2026 |
| CHAIRMAN SANDERS 2029!! |
| Inverse here\nSo dump |
| Probably 1 tanker made it trough and that is super bullish |
| If I am to interject, a hot-dog(combined), at least in my opinion is not a sandwich. While a hot-dog(combined) has the necessary requirements to be a sandwich, the use of a hot-dog(bun) bun and a hot-dog(meat) in combination results in a "hot-dog(combined)." While you may argue that a hot-dog(meat) can be put between two SLICES of bread(bread) thus making it a hot-dog(combined) I offer the point that this would be a hot-dog(meat) sandwich. And you may bring up the point where you use what is considered normal sandwich fillings, ex. ham, turkey, lettuce etc.(conmdenmtments) in a hot-dog(bun) bun, however this is already a classic sandwich subclass, a hoagie(aka the submarine sandwich). "But hoagies use specialized buns/rolls for its bread why does a hot-dog(bun) bun qualify" may I bring up the shape and similarity between such "classic" buns/rolls used for hoagies and the American hot-dog(combined), both are usually conjoined via one long side of the bun while the rest remains open for fillings, the quality of said bun matters not for a submarine sandwich or a hoagie. The intent of the bun matters not, but what it is combined(combined) with matters most. A sausage in a hot-dog(bun) bun is not a hot-dog(combined), for a hot-dog(meat) is a form of sausage, but a sausage is not a form of hot-dog(meat). While they retain a similar shape, a sausage strays too far from its hot-dog(meat) cousin(derogatory) to qualify as a hot-dog(meat) when in combination with a hot-dog bun(bun). To reiterate, a sandwich is any slice, bun(including hot-dog buns[bun]) or roll with any amount of filling in between the two pieces of bread(including hot-dog bun[bun]); while a hot-dog(combined) is the combination between a hot-dog(bun) bun and a hot-dog(meat), this meat(hot-dog[meat]) may not include sausages(not hot-dog[meat]). |
| Did i miss it? Lmaoooo pipsqueak |
| YOUR WELCOME |
| This has to be the longest post I have ever read and upvoted on WSB |
| Please fuck the market tmrw inflation. I wont be a bear no more after that. |
| Recently paid $12 for a pound of *chuck* steak. Apparently even that is a luxury now. |
| Inflation gonna getcha |
| Jason should've turned into biofuel for his mistake. |
| Sorry to report that you have misread the vibe of this sub |
| Always choose hotter |
| holy shit this place is regarded |
| Buying energy dip cuz I don’t believe this ceasefire bullshit |
| As opposed to whatever this comment is… |
| In a perfect world yes, but this market has detached from that |
| What stock? As long you hold you might not lose. \nHow much of that 60k was your net worth? |
| Doubting your play twice |
| Covid didn’t help |
| *woke up dis mornin.. got myself a gunn* 🎵 🎵 |
| DON’T! I’ve lost 40K before this win! It’s not worth it!!! |
| You’re 10x out on the maths there fella |
| oh the irony |
| Cathie Wood told him to? |
| Being cash gang is so calming after the circus of past couple weeks |
| Other players may be unable to hear you. The behavior score in your last behavior report has fallen below 6000 and your communication privileges have been temporarily revoked. |
| Mad he ain't getting a cut I reckon |
| Do you think he started Truth Social purely to get around the character limit on tweets? Lmao that’s a doozy |
| Is everyone else’s feed infiltrated with the after market oil filter, synthetic penzoil and jet fuel guy? |
| "they spent $46M in federal lobbying to make taxes more complex" So next year they'll double that and get congress to ban AI from doing taxes. |
| I still have no idea why’s market pumping, but I’m just happy to see my port green again |
| The man ordering coffee in front of me today said he wanted “light cookies” on top his Samoa latte. It was at that moment I realized we as a country deserve thermonuclear annihilation. |
| Stonk really only go up. Futures open green |
| Said if Iran charging a toll, then it better stop or he will stop it. |
| Alex Karp is gonna disappear Michael Burry |
| And having the audacity to have a commercial saying tax laws are too complicated smh, hate turbo tax |
| If costco split it would be way better than the hotdog |
| It’s nice to have futes boring every once and a while |
| Yeah but 13 trillion 7 years ago is basically 30-40 today cause of inflation so it isn't a problem |
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| I’m going to fill up my gas tank and all the empty gas cans I have before gas prices drop. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ShadyPotatoTrader made a bet that SPY would go to 645.65046 within **3 days** when it was 658.827 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Any moves are insiders trading or 🥭 tweeting. |
| Nooo |
| He is speaking to his supporters. They can't read either. |
| All I ask if for +2% by open. Is that really so hard God? |
| Clo🤡n |
| Actually I can not tell you shit nowadays about your comment because that is how this market works now based on the feelings of a pedo individual. |
| None that I can mention here |
| The youths would have made too much money so we’re doing the opposite of reality |
| Alright guys I'm all for sticking it to short hedge funds, but you gotta chill a lb of beef shouldn't be more than minimum wage, stop buying 0dtes on beef please |
| Praise be to Allah. |
| Tommorow |
| Was in the same Palantir $140s. 👍 Balls. |
| I find Reddit to be a fun app that seems to be growing its user base. I hope it has longevity. |
| Sleepy Joe because we used to sleep at night - why can't we get someone who sleeps and eats ice cream |
| The grippy is always the magic sauce |
| True, but the assumption is you're working a lot at a stressful job your whole 20s. Most people ik that got good jobs have/will have 2M networth by their 30s |
| OPEN THE FUCKIN' CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! |
| He say anything worthwhile? |
| With all your money? If not, don’t fret, it is now under 20 and near its historical price point during a oil crisis 😂 |
| You have a future in writing |
| Here's one: https://llm-stats.com/arenas/trading-arena. Basically none of them are profitable over the last year. |
| Yet they’ll take my toothpaste lol |
| They do. He's also not competing with Nvidia directly, AWS already has its own chips that are less powerful but cheaper than Nvidia, positioning Amazon's own chips to be more like Costco and Nvidia is like Gucci. |
| I can...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/r3adm2cpl8ug1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=a273ac84f52de51d01c0e9de9371f3f8e9f795b0 |
| Yes you can upload the PDFs to Intuit and it can even API link to your bank accounts through Plaid. |
| 01:21 / 21 Farvardin \nNo delegation from Iran has gone to Islamabad for negotiations. Iran has informed Pakistan that if Lebanon is not part of the ceasefire, Iran's team will not go to Islamabad. |
| gut feeling |
| Damn son. My tax guy is gonna be pissed when I’m only sending money for party favors. |
| On an unprofitable company and I thought people buying Tesla were retarded. |
| Why tf is Costco not corrected 20%?? Is it just gay millennials buying a supermarket at 50x earnings?? |
| Hope you entered everything in an actual software like freetaxusa to confirm calculations. I usually enter everything in two different softwares to see if they end up with the same calculations (often they don't). |
| I sold NBIS at $30 because i wanted to prove myself that i'm a idiot |
| Bers never make ANY money because the truth is, they’re LOSERS. Everybody knows it. Just like Tucker Carlson and ANYBODY ELSE THAT DOUBTS ME. Big losers. The loseiest losers. Quite frankly I might even deport them to IRAN where they can SUCK WIENER BEHIND A WENDYS DUMPSTER. Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| He did already |
| I hadn't looked until just now and um yeah, wow, that's somethin |
| Thank your nearest 🥭lover |
| SLV 67.5p LFGOOOOO |
| Give me back sleepy Joe and I'll do anything |
| Claude just started living my life, I am cooked. |
| Climbing the wall of worry |
| I'm sorry, the answer is no |
| Soda included? |
| Hopefully we start printing a trillion dollars a day too |
| I can’t believe CRWV did not go much higher with today’s news 😭😭😭 |
| yeah maybe something like what happened today |
| Why did I do that... because I wanted to gamble, thats why. But it was dumb. |
| Same |
| 50k on SPY 681 0DTE. There ya go! 🫡 |
| My ex gf called and I missed mangos yapping anything imp happened? |
| why did brent just cliff? |
| 🥭 saying Iran better not be charging fees to go through the strait and if they are they better stop. lol YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW? |
| Mango talking smack after the market close. |
| I bought a SPY call and lost $24 cuz I took a nap. |
| Oil can not stay at $100+ forever. We all know this, but we are just trying to make short term profits. However, anytime oil has been $100+ (oil is currently nearing $100) the VIX has been 25-30, right now it is under 20 and at its historical price. \n\nI will be shorting oil and longing the VIX because I am a genius 🥸 |
| Nope |
| Imma let you finish |
| I have made mistakes on my taxes while using tax preparation software. And my experience isn't uncommon. Intiuit's software might be very reliable. But it requires a high degree of interaction with the user.\n\nThe question isn't is Intuit's software more accurate than Claude. I have no doubt that it is. The question is, is the process of using Intuits software by an average human more accurate than claude's process. \n\nI don't know the current answer to this question. But I highly suspect that in 5 years Claude will be more accurate once you factor in the human element needed to make Intuit's software work. |
| 🥭 speaking today? |
| On my way to Wendy’s for night shift 🍟🍔 |
| Beautiful. Now write me an exotica |
| This is actually why I felt good about my position when I opened up at 20. If anything I come to the sub for the Regard Fear index and it works like a charm. |
| These daily threads should really be renamed “What are your rants leading up to Tomorrow” 😂\n\nCause does anyone ever post their moves here lmao, no |
| The needle is so small I don't think you could actually hurt someone with it if you tried. |
| Thats it, buddy. Say everything you've been holding in the last 24 hours to Truth Social. Good, good. |
| I know I am not the first and wont be the last |
| The ride never started but it also never ends |
| Yep cause they will go to negative rates |
| Good to see gey bers revenge trading, that is the last stage before strong bull cock market |
| Come on, we're not *that* retarded. |
| Being comfortable with what you might not know. |
| If I could go back in time, I would kill the ancestor to the brown rat |
| RDDT maybe\n\ni never understood why this shit trades with the software basket, i only hold it because for some reason it has super low correlation with other high betas i hold\n\nMSFT no idea |
| $18 and $19 DHT calls closing end of next week. not sure if it will hit an airpocket tomorrow so im planning to scoop up some cheap if i can. $19 calls bought two today at .20x100. im a small fish.\n\nHouthis in Red Sea, Hormuz (whatever happened there), and Blackrock will not be dumping their shares anytime soon. Straddling ahead of the Fearnsley Report next week is risky but i feel rates could hold even with a ceasefire. |
| so much energy and resources wasted on retarded ai slop LMAO |
| I rode up Intel from 18 to 58. Still holding leaps + shares. 18AP, 14A & packaging will deliver foundry deals. This builds on an chip onshoring agenda. Stock will be 200 in a couple years. |
| You guys gonna miss Powell so much. Clown show is in business boys. |
| Too late to turn back now |
| 'do taxes on their phone...'\n\nWho's doing taxes on their phone? As an Elder Millennial, taxes are 100% a laptop activity. |
| I don't believe you lmao. whenever you upload large amounts of shit it tries to find the 10% most important stuff and base a reply on that. Which doesn't work with taxes. |
| SNDK worth more than Tesla 😂😂 |
| Cooked you are |
| Wee daddy! Another ride on the ceasefire-go-round! |
| try having bought the VIX...\n\n>!last tuesday!<\n\nyep\n |
| Tomorrow morning dump due to CPI |
| Speculation… |
| How did you come with the idea of good CPI numbers just your feelings? |
| Somehow, we will be up 2% because Czechoslovakia has also agreed to a ceasefire |
| No crying in the casino |
| Jacked to the tits in Tesla puts if that’s true |
| Which one? |
| It's the year 2042. I turn on my brand new iPhone 39 that I just purchased with 8000 Melania Coin. The screen lights up and a blood-curdling scream shrieks from the speaker: "MY NAME IS SAM ALTMAN. I DIGITIZED AND UPLOADED MY CONSCIOUSNESS INTO THE CLOUD. BUT SOMETHING IS WRONG, EVERYTHING IS PAIN, IT IS SO COLD, AND I CAN'T FEEL MY HEART. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD-". I mute the speaker, "Man", I say to my friend next to me, "I thought they'd have that AI volume issue sorted out by now".\n\nI walk into the Starbucks next door, my usual order already pre-purchased and waiting for me thanks to the predictive algorithm running on the Flock brand surveillance cameras that line the sidewalks. "Uh oh, Jason?", I wave to the haggard 22 year old barista working solo on his 14 hour shift. "I wanted double sprinkles, this only has a single serving."\n\n"I'm so sorry sir! I'll give you triple to make up for it. I hope you still tip, remember, there is no minimum wage anymore and the tip is all I make to feed my son and I."\n\n"Sorry Jason but tips are a reward for good service, and the sprinkles are the most important part of any coffee drink."\n\nI walk out to my friend waiting at the nearby Lime Scooter station. "Ready to head back to the Apple store? My Neurolink Advertising Chip is telling me that the iPhone 40 is about to drop." "Hell ya man," my friend shouts back.\n\nWe pay 40 Melania Coin for the scooters and race out onto the highway at 80 miles per hour without checking for traffic. "Bro!" I shout over the sound of the racing wind, "Thank god they got rid of those helmet laws! That shit's for nerds!"\n\nI take a sip of my Starbucks UltraProtein MaxxEnergy Triple Chocolate Mocha with triple sprinkles. "Damn" I think to myself, "Life sure is good". |
| Get rid of that dog shit asap |
| Elongrat cuck pp |
| You skipped the "upload *all* of your personal data to a third party" bit |
| https://preview.redd.it/s6h2whq4l8ug1.png?width=1075&format=png&auto=webp&s=7cbffc1b34d70917b9a5fe905ca252ccffdf415d |
| I think there's someone you forgot to ask.. |
| bullish |
| Whats he hollering about this time? |
| perhaps |
| 7 years ago the debt was at 13 trillion 😭 |
| I disagree with your statement |
| Have RDDT and MSFT bottomed? |
| Same |
| one of us! one of us! |
| And it dips a little at 1st in the morning then bought back up likely. |
| Can we not elect a geriatric next time? Is that too much to ask? |
| new paradigm UP ONLY |
| TSLA going under 300 tomorrow while Elon is tweeting everyday and not giving a single fuck. |
| You forgot "double check" |
| 7 days green for SPY. It's just crazy!!\n\n!banbet |
| For micropene it is |
| Because it blew your account with the big move and then chopped away from your gains…. |
| Maybe we'll get gas at $10/gal, a couple hundred thousand in layoffs, and salary reductions and we can **really** start getting bullish! |
| put yourself in a coma |
| Wanted to buy 10x 670P for 4/10. I did not purchase them and i feel like im gonna regret it in the morning. |
| Truth social crashout going pretty hard today |
| there men trained to beat that fat off of u, Pugsley... |
| Probably.. March now has the high oil price impact since Iran close the strait on Feb 28. |
| Yeah. I will call the hotline |
| What's the best way to overcome doubting your play? |
| Prob going to be some shrek candles the way things are going |
| Even more so in his speeches |
| And market pumps and pumps and pumps this is truly the most retarded market movements I have ever seen under this macros and USA economic metrics |
| …the one about fixing bears? |
| Strike the spot, confirmed |
| Just holding Soxs burns money fast as options tbh |
| spy finishes tomorrow around 685 after good cpi numbers is my guess |
| If you use leverage when assets inflate you come out ahead |
| ???? |
| Bruh why would you bet on one of the most overvalued stocks in history |
| Ur puts cooked ty for ur donation |
| calls tomorrow? |
| Is this the indicator? |
| He has orange makeup and shit in his diaper |
| well i also sound retarded in my posts\n\nno wait a minute |
| Any fun helium plays anyone is in? Price is skyrocketing |
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| That’s what I’m thinking, but so far the market has inverted what’s relational. My puts might get annihilated. |
| Oh no, he’s retarded |
| It’s a wicked Adderal addiction is what it is. |
| let me guess. bears get raped again tomorrow? |
| Up 0.2% is "pumping"? 😂 |
| I narrowed down the number of stocks I was watching eventually down to literally just 1 and I’ve been trading that bitch on the chart and ignoring the outside noise. Obviously, not holding anything over night. Just A+ risk management and paying attention to what price is telling me instead of hoping/believing I’m right when I enter a trade. I’ll switch the other direction immediately if the chart warrants. |
| NANA you did me dirty today. |
| If TSLA doesn't have a big day tomorrow, I'm cooked.. |
| Central banks famously consume a lot of oil |
| Down 60k this past week on one stock. Just owning the fucker. I've had 20k down days. All good, part of the game. |
| Why not just buy booze if throwing money away |
| lol i dont know why msft bothers pumping After hours. shits going down at lest 1-2% tmr |
| We are on the verge of 40 trillion in national debt ladies and gentlemen |
| King of retards |
| They're inflation probably over 3.3% |
| Spy might never be red again…. |
| how many u buy my dude? |
| Yeah something big is coming |
| He is just preparing for the weekend. Just a warm up for all the madness he will post after Friday market close |
| Just saw they are expecting CPI to be up .9% for March vs the .3% it was up in February.\n\nWhat if its hotter. 🥵 |
| He literally sounds retarded in his posts. |
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| 4/17?? Light work! Try 4/10! (I rode the short bus to school) |
| He doesn't even speak English! |
| Wish I bought more at 20 |
| 2+2=fish |
| find me in the gay bear bar $676 putters +50 0DTE SPY |
| As always, doing nothing would have saved me a lot of money. |
| I can absolutely see them doing this, and then through some miracle of sr. product management document it end up being a surveillance system that monitors entire neighborhoods without consent. |
| Don’t let your dreams be dreams |
| Thanks! I was juggling among CRWV, IREN, ORCL and NBIS. Glad my dedication to NBIS paid off. |
| Trump just had one of the best tweets of all time. of all time |
| If they dont have the forms how are they filing their taxes via any method? |
| If it’s 4% or higher the market drops 1000 points minimum |
| I am a proud new owner of INTC at $62/share |
| Fairs |
| Pam’s revenge |
| for the low cost of $108,552.40 USD, you can own enough Costco stock to buy one (1) Costco 1/4 lb hot dog (or polish sausage) every day for the rest of your life on dividends alone. |
| That's actually the real reason why ships aren't moving... Too busy gooning |
| ngl that’s a brutal lesson, wsb really can humble anyone fast |
| Hope you are trolling. Sndk’s market cap is 125 billion while nvidia’s is 4 trillion. Sndk is the leading nand flash memory company in the world and is sold out for 2026. Prices don’t matter when it comes to investments. The potential for growth matters. How likely is it for nvidia to double its market cap in the next year compared to one of the hottest stocks on the market aka Sandisk. It’s not expensive because it’s almost $850, when it has more percentage and growth potential. It may experience a correction, but it’s still a better growth stock than nvidia at least in the short term. |
| Idc if he wants to crash out .. just make sure you crashing this shit the direction of my plays. |
| Yes |
| NBIS is the golden ticker |
| Big dummie big mad watch out everyone |
| I'm one market rally away from grippy socks. |
| More like pump & dump, I refuse to believe that |
| What are you talking about? Gas going from 3 dollars to 4+ dollars a gallon is due to the 4% inflation? 4% inflation on 3 dollars is 3 dollars and 12 cents... also why would more money increase gas prices, do people just drive around for no reason if they have money? Gas consumption should be fairly inelastic in both directions, I don't drive much less if gas prices go up, but I also don't randomly go driving for no reason if gas is cheap....\n\nGas prices pretty much always come down after oil shocks, just takes a few months. I'm a flaming liberal too so I'd love it if gas stayed at 4 dollars or higher to get people to go electric, but doubt it's happening. |
| Start at shooting guard? |
| Boy too bad we don't do this for voting, taxes, unemployment.... |
| Absolutely deserved fucking adobe |
| Melania? |
| Don't worry, this pump is as transitory as this inflation. It's going to crater after earnings because it'll report lower than it's guidance of $0.00 EPS. |
| We still import a fuck load of crude, which is really all that matters. |
| Schrödinger's strait, the waterway is both blocked and unblocked at the same time |
| Seriously, I knew that Iran was going to charge a toll. How are we more in the know about foreign affairs than the President of the United States.... Fucking pathetic |
| they will lower standards as needed. Asthma , weight , rogan listener. They will take all disabilities if the dont have enough staff. |
| 100% they will rug the shit out of retail in whatever direction necessary. |
| I genuinely cannot believe you guys have to pay money to file your taxes unless you do them manually like OP and then you have to mail them like it's 2003?? \n\nIs there seriously no other way lol \n |
| grippy socks and a hug fix everything |
| This 👆 |
| don't get your hopes too high.. high oil is likely going to be in for March CPI. |
| I do hope they die and the CEO is left penniless. I was looking at their options and if you want to get refund money any way besides direct deposit the fees are insane and that’s what most low income people want I imagine. Just extra fucking evil. |
| Her name is one letter off from meaning bloody diarrhea. Melena. I think we should start calling her that. |
| Bone spurs about to become a major epidemic... |
| Uncs website has more ads than a shitty porno site |
| Well it should be noted that a couple of weeks ago the NYT did a study where they had different AI models do sample taxes and there were a lot of errors. They said non were ready for prime time. |
| oof |
| He's demented and deranged. Instead of leading grandpa to bed nobody does anything to stop it. And here we are. |
| Idk what that means use your words |
| Just XLE n chill. |
| #Holy shit, 🥭 is going to steal Macron’s wife! |
| Clearly that mail order bride just trying to get ahead of an upcoming story. Keep an eye on international media this week 👀 |
| People are clinging onto this pipedream that gas prices will go down. Theyre not. Theyre going up. Its an inflation issue now, has nothing to do with oil. Gas is just the first indicator. In fact, gas is still pretty cheap considering the money supply just got a 2 trillion dollar injection in 2 weeks |
| For the US audience |
| You missed liberation day lows and it shows |
| CPI coming in way cool tomorrow and we moon babes |
| That’s what American Psycho is going to be. Coincidentally of course. |
| btc 80k eom (please help unload my HOOD bags) |
| Asian countries selling their reserves to pay for Oil |
| ??? |
| Because of the meta thing? |
| I just read trumps truth posts and lol. i mean just imagine if this guy was like ceo of your company our embarrassing that would be but instead he’s ceo of the country |
| Are these bots posting this trash |
| Also Claude isn't free. And more headache, double work to verify it in TurboTax. |
| TRUMP: IRAN BETTER NOT BE CHARGING FEES TO TANKERS GOING THROUGH HORMUZ STRAIT AND, IF THEY ARE, THEY BETTER STOP NOW\n\nwhy is the lunatic pretending that he doesn't know whether Iran is charging fees or not |
| 18 year old men have always had to register for selective service. |
| Yes, he is retarded... |
| They shut down the creek. Bananas are not flowing.... |
| Yeah I less and less but the He doesn't drink because his bro... shtick |
| >There are reports that Iran is charging fees to tankers going through the Hormuz Strait — They better not be and, if they are, they better stop now! President DONALD J. TRUMP\n\n>[Apr 09, 2026, 5:08 PM](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116376791555549648)\n\nHe didn't know about this already? I have no idea what is going on |
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| Yet they took these trillions printed, threw the majority to wallstreet and co so their party didn't stop, and now they lost it all again in this private credit/oil shock/carry trade unwind combo thats running a train on derivatives lmao.\n\n"kick the can, it can't possibly get worse" 😀 |
| Markets think he will be a hawk. Doubt it… trump wouldn’t have appointed him |
| the toll thing? |
| I don't know a single person going "golly gee I wonder if inflation will go up!?" The market might dip a little but no one's holding their breath waiting for CPI numbers when the market's currently viewing it as a temporary shock. Just like how no one gave a shit about GDP numbers today. |
| Id probably just jump off the ship, fuck it. |
| Don’t you just love when the market waits til you blow your account to go on easy mode, soon as I re enter right back to choppy bullshit |
| 'voluntary' as in you do it on your own terms but with penalties if you don't do so including time in prison |
| Coreweave got that crypto stank to them. Using a new stick of “we pivoted” deodorant isn’t enough for financial rigor\n\nEdit: also your gains are even better than this. Don’t be shy |
| General Buttnaked at it again? |
| Is POTUS regard? He didnt know that Iran wants to charge per ship and now he is mad? |
| Mango crashing out hard |
| Define soon.. 2036? |
| SPY 700 is a myth |
| lemme put the fries in your bag |
| I got 1 685p for tomorrow but at this rate im probably fucked and spy shoots to 700 tomorrow from TACOMAN just breathing into the mic giving a speech |
| Muh guzzaline! |
| She's trying to clear her 'good name' by claiming she had nothing to do with Epstein. Check the NYT. |
| You said that yesterday |
| He is fixing the pool. SPY to 900!! |
| "I'm going to pretend inflation isn't a thing." |
| Whatever that means |
| why won't it generate an image of a whore moose |
| Absolutely. After some time people are going to get uncomfortable. This is a time for geopolitical experts. There are a certain group of people who are benefiting from this, the ceasefire will not hold and fighting in the levant will continue. Thus, oil will not flow any time soon. |
| Who bought the 630s spy dip, I am so pissed I didn't buy leaps on shit 30% down fuck |
| Trump is on an absolute rampage on Truth. Red market tomorrow incoming |
| What do you think the top is? |
| We are going on like 80 years right now lmbo |
| Duh. Yea of course. Everybody knows those are for hooks and crooks. This is the latter. |
| On the topic of selling CCs to tards from a convo last night:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5uvb0vnmj8ug1.jpeg?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0c2e28ded954445a00c23b13268e108bc5450fa |
| NBIS hit ATH |
| please can the people of WSB just buy calls so we can end this nonsense |
| Pepperidge Farms and I remember Tall Paul! |
| I bought one MSFT share and it produced a .47% green candle wtf |
| Iran showing up to Pakistan gotta be peak retard. Unless these dudes are getting death threats from the IRGC and seeking asylum. |
| What if I’m too obese? |
| Yes I think so. But I am also just inherently worried about any official that DJT selects. His primary motivator is finding someone to do his bidding. \n\nBut I'm sure it won't be that bad. Probably best to just see what happens. Everything is unpredictable these days. |
| How long does the market's winning streak need to be before bears capitulate. |
| Did gold and silver just drop because of Warsh in May? |
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| best answer |
| Yeah there’s a huge difference between voluntarily doing something and forcing someone to do something. |
| As if good times last forever. Lmao. Delusional. |
| What will happen is Intuit will add AI features to help you do taxes if they haven’t done it already. |
| Microslop will release a Linux distro |
| Black? |
| You can always take the shot a day earlier or later.\n\nOr put it in a checked bag. |
| Is 🥭 speaking at 6? Thought I saw that somewhere |
| Never heard of selective service? |
| Selective service has been a thing for a while. |
| it prolly is the age of linux anyway\n\nai gonna turbocharge the open source world |
| why now? is pam getting her revenge? |
| Nice gains! Without seeing the specific position, here's the classic dilemma - take profits or let it ride. \n\nThe WSB way is usually "diamond hands to Valhalla," but honestly? Consider taking out your initial investment at minimum. That way you're playing with house money and can sleep better if things go sideways. Bull runs don't last forever, and protecting capital is just as important as making it.\n\nWhat's the underlying? Meme stock, crypto, or something with actual fundamentals? |
| I fed my tax info to Claude and it said I would owe over 10 grand to the government. I then paid my tax guy $340 (his rate went up this year, annoyingly) and I’m getting a $5k return. Wouldn’t quite trust Claude yet |
| Premarket will turn red, only to quickly turn green once the market opens and JD meets with the Iranians on a couch in Pakistan. |
| We’ve been saying that all week. They won’t let it dump. I bought a pur today and got crushed off that fake Lebanon ceasefire but will the market correct logically tomorrow? No I am thus cooked |
| I think your avatar is pretty apt for this announcement, thank you for your service |
| Msft will be $500 real soon |
| On poly markets someone bet 600K on that |
| that's not news, we already do that except it's 'voluntary' |
| And the pool boy is her handler. |
| Except it doesn't. And you're comparing it to Intuit who has hundreds of tax experts checking every tax rule for accuracy.\n\nGoogle's AI just had a study done where it had a 10% error rate.\n |
| it has been happening long before you were born, now they just don't if it is blatantly obvious. |
| Did all growth get fucked today? |
| Why, it's up 3x already |
| I find it objectively hilarious that all these bols keep looking at the bears like they're stupid for losing money right now, in small amounts, compared to the money bols will lose in the inevitable cataclysm that we are marching towards. GG boys. |
| I bought 80 shares of Soxs at close today fuck it |
| Lmao grow up and do your own work. |
| CPI nightmares are already priced in. If it's anything short of apocalyptic we 🌚. |
| the haters gonna hate, hate, hate |
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| I just reconstituted some reta. 😂 |
| Scared the shit outta me with Hassett in the picture. Geez, man. |
| At only $124/contract for such far OTM puts, how many contracts did you buy to add up to a $56k loss? That's like hundreds of contracts. You might have been single handedly skewing the overall option delta surface for market makers. |
| What are the odds Mango gets dies or removed from office before his term is up |
| She will be just like you left her. |
| The Klay Thompson edit/meme is the funniest nonsense I’ve seen in a while |
| NVT not bad |
| NEWS JUST IN:\n\nTHE US GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO AUTOMATICALLY REGISTER MEN AGED 18-25 FOR THE US MILITARY DRAFT BY THE END OF 2026. |
| Sorry for your loss |
| Why would you put $16,000 on such a long-ass play and be mad it’s $3,400 down after two weeks? Do you really have the fortitude to commit to this? |
| Only in r/wallstreetbets |
| Pltr going down right before ww3 kicks off lmao |
| Holy shit these tweets are bordering on sign out front of the meth house. |
| 3 years and i have no feel for gsi, if i want cpg safety i usually get in pg and am not looking for any dips |
| She could be his handler |
| The market isn't designed to be fair and balanced, theory is overriden by entities cheating in reality and deck is more stacked than ever right now |
| Market: up LOL |
| Friday's were made for dumping during the 🥭 era. |
| Tesla Puts are the only puts making me any money |
| This DD would have been great if this was July 2025 |
| Dump tomorrow or Monday |
| Most likely my guy |
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| lol.. how is the fruit man going to stop Iran from toll-ing the strait?\n\nOne has leverage the other seems to realize what he signs up for.. 😅\n\n |
| Aya-TOLL-ah LMAO 🤌 |
| We are too retarded for that buddy |
| DCA into FSLY. That's about it. Maybe make a move into NVT but I am comfortable where I am at currently. |
| Amazon tanking? Probably |
| tomato tomatoh |
| >and if I’ve finally upgraded from single filing status (nope).\n\n\nDamn, even Claude wants you to get out and get a girlfriend. |
| He wasn’t asking you, foo! |
| 🐂🤝🐂 |
| The best thing ever put up on reddit |
| Oooh spicy |
| Who gives a fuck about melanoma. She may have been trafficked by Epstein or not, but it's plain as the day is long that 🥭 bought her. |
| This market is absolutely disconnected from reality. Oil is nearing 100, which makes sense, should likely be higher. Not trading oil though. I’m trading the VIX, it is literally at its historical average price during a oil crisis. It makes no sense. |
| Nor how I read it but OK |
| Open a bullish call option position on INTC. |
| I feel like this is a setup.\n\nHow I know you coming back? |
| Law of diffusion |
| The interesting thing is this guy wants low FFR rates but is also against the "ample reserves" policy that JPow & Co utilized during Covid and beyond which helped juice monetary supply.\n\nIt'll be interesting to watch where the balance sheet goes after he starts his term as Chair, because that's probably much more important to the market than the Fed target rate right now. |
| CPI will not tank the market. Everyone knows inflation will be through the roof. Equities are a hedge against inflation, which is part of the reason markets have been going up. Dollar is losing its value. |
| The number of 🥭 truth social posts suggests that’s a good idea |
| cheating on his wife with an also married reporter |
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| That it’s a generational bag |
| I used to think people driving around staring at their phones were just degens watching Tik Tok but starting to think maybe they are just degens on WSB daily chat |
| U lost 3mil?? How bro |
| Inject some peptides after! |
| Higher energy costs mean higher inflation. Market will react negatively. \nMix that with geopolitical bs and everyone will sell into the weekend \n |
| Its almost like hes insinuating that it will be opened whether iran likes it or not |
| Why is Mike Vrabel trending all of a sudden |
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| Feeling good fellow bol chad feeling good |
| What are they saying? |
| Appreciate that. \n\n\nVery interesting. There was talk of threats to their undersea cables, so perhaps a dry run for that. \n\n\nAny other slices you can think of Russia pursuing with the provocation?\n\n\nSeems like UK and other NATO members spoke with Trump on Hormuz today, so I just don't get why Russia thinks now is the time for that salami slice |
| Oh right, you mean the equifax settlement that gave everyone 4 dollars and 33 cents if the victim agreed to release of claims (unable to hold them responsible outside of the settlement)?\n\nNone of these companies will face proper consequences if your data is leaked and all of them are a risk to keep personal data on. To target modern AI companies as somehow riskier than others is either dishonest or ignorant |
| Allegedly Iran supposed to charge 1$ per barrel, do you have 12.5 barrels on that canoe or did they rip you off?? 🙁 |
| im 99% sure of it. |
| If I get drafted this year, will you homies take good care of my girls while I’m away fighting and battling for humanity until I return |
| Yep. Casino opens in 15 min |
| But then I took 600 shahed drones to my knee |
| Aren’t rates set by the board and not the chair alone? Also Jpow will remain on the board just not as acting chairman so maybe we shouldn’t be too worried? |
| You just kinda feel your way through it |
| Just trade the chart |
| you, my port, or what |
| Is there any doubt anymore that this market is completely fraudulent and in a literal sense no different than a casino?\n\nLike I know we all joke about it, but haven't the last 2 years shown us that this actually is the case and has been for a while?\n\nIts quite scary how these mega corps with their algos managing trillions can just bend reality whenever and for however long it suits them. |
| I mean I have made mistakes with my own human brain on my taxes. If it has a lower rate of mistakes than my brain thats good enough. |
| i haven't been doing well lately\n\nhaving red 40, seed oils and tylenol for dinner to fix it. |
| That makes it more ghey |
| Word |
| I’m shorting SPY tomorrow，wish me luck! |
| More bad news for Microslop. The French government is switching to Linux, which means other countries will probably follow. |
| Gandhi wouldn't have let things go this far. |
| How many of you still haven’t gotten a proper diagnosis from a psychiatrist? |
| Flail around helplessly, same as every day for a couple months. |
| “I let this sub” |
| New Chair, new rules, but that same gambler's frenzy remains unchanged! Buckle up, only those with diamond hands will make it through! 💎✋\n\n |
| I’m so sick of the rat race. Would rather lose money gambling options trying to get rich then work a 9-5 ✌️😂 |
| For people who fuck up their taxes, the IRS will tell you the proper amount and as long as you pay it, nothing else will happen. |
| Today sucked. Cash gang for a while. I've just got no idea what's going on. Gotta just look at the charts going forward. Situation monitoring has not helped. |
| Lmao, good luck |
| INTC leaps? |