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| Imagine just chillin in Greenland and some random orange fuck is trying to **buy your country** \n\nHave we processed how fucked that actually is 😭 |
| Oh yeah I sold a bunch of CAPs on Friday which I'm gonna get assigned this week lol I don't mind getting assigned on them tho ONDS, RKLB and some more. I am tryna keep a lot of cash on the side this year coz I feel like it's gonna be *extremely* volatile |
| What use is a circuit breaker if you can’t use them once in a while |
| sadly this is the most likely outcome. Then we got one more day until scotus recess till feb. Mother trucker having so many recess like summer school kids. |
| Has been finalized |
| Honestly a nap would slap so hard rn |
| How do you arrest an Italian lemon dish? |
| Ticker so I can go all in? |
| Cocaine |
| Anyone that has money and says money doesn’t buy happiness, give me a chunk and let’s figure this out. For science |
| Wii Meeting |
| No way the Threads usage stats are legit. Zuck is cooking the DAU books with ai |
| Most “free+” models work because of the 5%. Free plus just being the option to interact with it is free but you can pay for extras, like micro-transactions in video games. You even see the same trend in video games where a small amount of “whales” make up the bulk of micro transactions. It doesn’t matter if 95% of all people never pay extra if the other 5% buys every single thing that comes out. |
| i bought hood on friday, good entry |
| I have done more for the NYSE and NASDAQ than any other retards since their founding, and now, the NYSE and NASDAQ should do something for me! |
| That's like 1 year of profit. Let that sink in. |
| When life gives you lemons, make lemonade |
| Hope i'm one of them. Coulda made 20k just buying fucken shares of SPY last year lol. |
| Sure. I'm not saying it was a good idea, just where they got it from. \n\nAt the time there was a lot of noise about it. No one could've predicted AI would come along and suck all the air out of the room. |
| If dip, i buy call \n\nIf pump, i buy of the put |
| **As an european I feel tricked, I feel backstabbed and I feel that I've been quite possibly, bamboozled** |
| Goin down |
| I keep getting the ‘You broke Reddit.’ message. Puts on RDDT. |
| Assert your dominance. Leave early and rip one on the way out. |
| Source [Greenland latest: Trump admits he may have been misinformed over European troops in territory, Sky News told | World News | Sky News](https://news.sky.com/story/greenland-live-trump-tariffs-nobel-peace-prize-latest-starmer-13489831) |
| My port would be in much better shape if I treated everyday like a market holiday |
| “Rare Earths” aren’t rare are all. My cousin is running a big AI lithium and copper exploration company called “Kobold”. He has mentioned that to date, humans have only explored and mined into a tiny tiny fraction of 1% of Earth’s crust. What has made “Rare Earths” effectively rare historically has been a lack of utility and a lack of refining infrastructure. Separating the various elements in that category uses a ton of chemistry that is very harmful for the environment.\n\nChina has a massive head start on refining infrastructure, because their lax environmental laws have made it much more cost effective. The bottleneck is there, not in actual material availability. There are many many places throughout the world with plenty of rare Earth material access, but it’s not economically viable to mine there. Rare Earths are critical to many industries now, particularly magnets, but they still represent a sliver of what’s needed globally for infrastructure.\n\nThe fight over Greenland has nothing to do with rare Earths. It’s for geopolitical positioning and Trump’s pathetic legacy. The economics make zero sense. |
| Expecting TACO truth around 2am ET declaring a solution to problem he caused. |
| Black tar heroin |
| !banbet |
| > Then everybody will buy them from China anyway because they cost to much.\n\nThis works until the day China decides it’s time to invade Taiwan, and says that any country that tries to stop it via sanctions, embargoes, military action, etc… will no longer be allowed to purchase rare earth minerals from it.\n\nYou will then be crowned King Cuck, as you watch Taiwan get demolished from your cuck throne. |
| Nintendo could make a better miiting room |
| youre basically at microfutures |
| Thanks Germany for this dip! |
| You gotta go on slotties in between trades |
| bull cope |
| Jesus christ get him the fuck out of office, misunderstood? He's way too old for this role |
| Why ? I don’t wanna die that shit is boring af |
| When I was young I thought everything was about money, now that I m old I absolutely 100% know that everything is about money |
| Don Lemon about to be arrested |
| How many spreads did you have to write to make that worth your time? |
| You know they own facebook too right?\n\nWhatsapp was purchased to protect messenger not to make money. Find me figures that suggest otherwise. |
| Damn my 650 puts are actually gonna print. Bought those as a joke |
| Very novel take never heard it that way before. AI…that’s artificial intelligence? I’ll have to look into that |
| Boutta go smoke a jay. \n\nMan, my state sells some fucking garbage weed. \n\nThank god I have connections in Maine. |
| put a ban bet where your mouth is |
| Someone should make a 5x SPY ETF |
| I bought some qqq calls last week. So, my move is going back to Wendy’s dumpster. |
| WHERE ARE MY HOOD BAGHOLDERS \n\nSHOW YOURSELF |
| Trump wants stock market to go up on good news, and down on bad news. He will get his wish come true. |
| If you look at the BTC bull market and what was going on in crypto during that time, you'll know. Reddit won't like the answer, but it's absolutely where they jacked the term from. |
| That’s why you anxiously post the same thing over and over again. |
| I stopped ordering. Basically half the time the driver stole my shit |
| New Mara lago |
| MC Hammer? |
| Totally sustainable business model |
| I feel so free when I lose all my money it’s lowkey a cheat code \n\nFree yourself from the matrix |
| As if there’s some better way to spend your time? Whatchu gonna do? Knit? Watch TV? Play fuckin pickleball? |
| How to make money disappear!!! |
| 🥭has given generational entries and you’re still poor |
| Edging. You can even do it while refreshing stock prices! |
| The security argument is completely made up. |
| Fatten America Greatly has a better acronym |
| Gambling |
| There goes my Alpha. I totally come here to see which stock is a "piece of shit" this week so I know what to long. I thought I was clever. |
| [There's 3 parts and the ending of the 3rd one is fucking insane](https://imgur.com/gallery/i-will-survive-zootopia-comic-by-borba-LKYza) |
| So, New Zealand? |
| Skynews reported live 1 minute ago that Trump spoke with Starmer by phone and that Trump might have accidentally misunderstood EU's intentions\n\n \nGreen market incoming? |
| options |
| Got it... All in gold |
| then at least sell CSPs to earn money and worst case buy at a discount. |
| me irl |
| I'm sooo locked in 🔒 |
| Maybe he didn’t want to be associated with paedophiles yet |
| What's a cool hobby to get into that isn't refreshing stock prices? |
| Bullish on my 686/685 SPY credit put spread expiring tomorrow. |
| Suffering is better. Just deploy a good amount to leaps. Save some for 3-6m calls if things trend down over the Feb and buy normal stocks on sale. Lucky bastard |
| Pick the right time of the day to grab some SLV calls, while watching my GLD calls print. |
| Thoughts on $DOCU tmmw? |
| Just play some metals always some action |
| I look forward to getting more zucked |
| Tim Dillon for president 2028. Make America Fat Again! |
| No, I expect 675 tomorrow after the Supreme Court rules on everything other than tariffs at 10am killing all hope of us being saved and then 598 on Wednesday after Trump goes on an unhinged rant in Switzerland about how Greenland is his divine right. |
| 10 yr+ accounts only |
| I ain't hating. But being a permabull in this market is kinda pathetic I feel. That's why I moved half of my port to cash (that's my way of being bearish) I don't think Spy is hitting 700 for a while. That being said, I do have calls that will likely be fucked tomorrow. |
| Thirdlife |
| Nothing for me. Just wait until next week to buy some more. |
| Even worse. |
| MethAIAndFentAndMemes |
| #Doordash is basically you hiring a private taxi for your food LMAO🤌 |
| tech stocks will recover all losses , bitcoin will not |
| Cant touch me here. |
| ☝🏼 American education, everybody |
| i'm not bearish, I'm bullish\n\namerica is cooked tho, viva brazil and EU |
| It surely does, it’s actively managed, worth it for me. Might want to listen to their managers interviews to get an idea. |
| Thank god we haven’t figured out how to let people live forever yet |
| The what |
| Teenagers reach the nirvana of retardation |
| End of millennia. Hold on tight regard |
| Nooooooooooo nooooooooo la poleezzeeeaaaa |
| There are three types of regards:\n\nThose who bought puts and are beating their schmeat.\n\nThose who went all-in on calls and are sick to their stomach.\n\nAnd, lastly there’s those who are cashgang who are suffering from analysis paralysis right now |
| They were still working on the Metaverse, unless they were moved already. \n\nIf you really need it explained like you're 5, we can do that:\n\nLet's say you need to get to school, and you have a route that you use to get there, which you and many others know about. It isn't the best route, but it's what is available. \n\nYou know that this route is not likely to be sustainable forever, but if you close down access to the roads, and stop doing maintenance on it, then people won't be able to get to school anymore.\n\nSo while you do preventative maintenance and repair to the roads, you decrease building new ones, and you stop building hubs to utilize these roads. Instead, you use focus and energy on another way to get to school: trains and personal drones. \n\nBuilding these took a long time, and they needed to be done in mostly parallel, because otherwise they wouldn't have worked as necessary. Since not as much new creative/engineering efforts in the roads were as needed as before, there was internal restructuring, which moved some people around who worked on roads (Metaverse) to work on either complimentary efforts, or they were moved off entirely. \n\nNow that the trains and drones are viable means by which people can get to school, they can publicly advertise that they're going to be doing less work on roads, with an emphasis elsewhere.\n\nThat's as far as I'm willing to go to help you understand how this likely went down. |
| Well… Mango did say that we will beg him to stop winning. Please Mr. President. I’m tired of winning |
| SPY 700 was a pipe dream |
| A lot of people are going to make bank on the next 🌮 trade BTFD. |
| They changed the name because of the Cambridge Analytica scandal, not because of Metaverse. It was so bad they had to repaint the surface, dropping the old Facebook name in favor of Meta. |
| lol . hardly |
| Good reminder to only buy on red days |
| probably thinking of new way to blame biden or obama |
| A lot of industrial vendors use apple or Microsoft based computing products, don't they? Also, like I said, meta owns the patents. So an industrial vendor can integrate meta's technology into their own products. |
| Peeka>!boobs!< |
| So nothingburger? |
| imagine investing in crypto and never making money |
| Another 6.5% move overnight and we hit $100. Let’s gooooo |
| I mean it’s not even close to its high of last year so the answer is yes come join the fun |
| ICE, this guy right here |
| tom lee says s&p 8k EOY |
| Please god open so I know whether to start jerking off or I can finally keep the belt tight |
| If global warming is real, why Orangeman want Greenland? Isn’t it just melting away by 2199 |
| did you inhale..?? |
| Bears really expecting 650 tomorrow haha |
| Yeah come on. Gamble on the stock market like a real man. I just want to buy my liquid poison without waiting in line. |
| Hurts me to say this but, calls at open |
| THIS IS THE END OF US. SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW I TELL YOU |
| OPEN THE CAZINOOOOO |
| Better make sure they lock down what WW3 is defined as so you don't get fucked like those that bet on the US "invading" Venezuela. |
| That is excessively dumb. It's hard to get dumber than what she did. |
| 20 min til I leave work and rip an absolute unit of a fart that I haven't been able to get to in the office |
| No it was the bear market. And Reddit was telling everyone not to buy stocks. It’s all there, go back and check |
| 💋 kisses 💋 |
| Lol stla is at the bottom and can't fall. |
| That’s why I said irrational |
| Better than a Caligula run at least |
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| pinky up while sipping my *CHOCCY MILK*🫴🥛 |
| how does it feel to hate everyone and just wish the worst on everyone around you hoping to eventually retire |
| Tbh this is the future you guys just don't see it yet. How do you think all these agents that will appear in 2026 will meet with each other and have HR agent and PM agents lead meetings and ask other agents about story points??? |
| If you think any of that money is actually going to help Venezuela I've got a bridge to sell you |
| Selling your data to the highest bidder. (chats are encrypted, but still plenty of valuable data. IPs, location, usage patterns, in-app browser data, etc...) |
| there is an inverse etf rklz, the real question is, do you have any conviction in your stance or not |
| Do you remember the big sigh of relief even in Europe when the orange sack of filthy trash ended his term? No more cunt fuck news every 5 minutes |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Maleficent-Grab-2271 made a bet that NFLX would go to 95.0 within **1 week** when it was 89.405 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| META? |
| The deal hasn't been finalized? Do you know when? |
| No it’ll go parabolic |
| I am writing this message and the time is 4:20. Thanks for your attention to this matter! |
| They must choose? |
| No. Let that sink out. He doesn't want to be here with this bullshit. |
| First try to stay in 690s for more than a week then we will talk ✋ |
| Ready Player One set our expectations really high. This isn’t even close. |
| British people still sticking to that historic "we empty chamberpots in the street" diet |
| Inverse Reddit. |
| Ricin |
| I went through all stages of grief\n\nGonna go through it again |
| Genuinely hope I see liberation day 1000 pts drop on SPX ill fucken full margin into SPXL and just delete my shit for a month |
| Yep. AI (or LLMs at least) is not going to be able to prop up these companies and their insane spending, but it's still a fine tool. Wouldn't mind me one of those data center cards at 98% off. |
| The Nazis were not the enemy |
| There’s a few experiences in life that just piss me off. One is waiting in line behind someone indecisively buying lotto tickets. Another is the relentless march of aging toward death. |
| We got teenagers here bragging about holding shares. wsb needs a purge so bad |
| You posted this in my past |
| Calls |
| I think you should do a bit more research then just meme comments on reddit- as you seem a bit ignorant of the business. \n\n \nor don't- idgaf |
| Monumentally dumb take. Dementia Don the convicted felon doesn't know shit. Existing agreements had the USA build 17 different military bases in Greenland, all but one have been shut down as pointless and irrelevant to security and geostrategic interests. \n \n The USA could reactivate every one of those bases at will and build new ones under the existing agreement; this has nothing to do with anything real and is 100% unadulterated Trumps wounded ego lashing out. |
| So they gonna let us trade equities just like they're shitcoins or is it just trading shitcoins and pretending they are equities? I guess they've given up pretending the stock market is different than the 🌽 market or a casino. |
| Sameold news, we need something new.\n\n0 shock value. |
| That's courageous. I made some money shorting NQ yesterday |
| SPY 700 EOY |
| Is it too late to join the MP train? |
| You holding short dated calls over the weekend. When will you learn. |
| I ate some blue raspberry gummies and a salad yesterday, and I just had a massive poo that was a deep green. I'm thinking markets are going to be up tomorrow. |
| Tom Lee is a scammer. Spends money on Mr beast lol wtf |
| The claim about the first company is questionable but regardless crashing out on sales and losing market dominance to Chinese companies. The second statement is true for now but they're also crashing, in a different way (by falling out of orbit), while relying on cushy government contracts that won't last forever and causing increased possibility of issues should anything collide with them and create a domino-effect of high-speed space junk.\n\nAnd again, the Tesla had unbelievable promises of quality and sales of monster trucks that were lies and market dominance promises with robo-taxis that have laughably failed to materialize, and the second involved promises of reaching Mars that have similarly proven to be wildly, unrealistically optimistic. And then there's the hyperloop total scam, the fact that he personally caused a mass exodus from Twitter, and the absolute lack of waste/fraud/abuse found by DOGE that had to be made up for through mass illegal and ill-advised firings that in many cases had to be reversed due to law and/or absolute necessity. (Like how he fired the people necessary to operate our nuclear arsenal...) 😂\n\nIt's unbelievable that people give him anything when he delivers so little compared to his promises. |
| 800 |
| Futures |
| How will her back hold up to some shots? |
| The reason that Greenland only has one active mine (idk what the second one you mention is) is because the rest went bankrupt. \n\nRare earth as an industry is projected to grow up to like $7 billion dollars in global annual revenue in 5 years. If they could make money mining in Greenland people would absolutely find a way because environmental objections usually aren't worth shit if there's enough money to be made. There are already tons of new mines and processing centers opening up worldwide where you don't need to develop completely isolated cities in the tundra to get at this shit and where you don't need to risk WW3. \n\nYou're talking about a place where they don't have any roads between settlements because it's too impractical. This is such a boondoggle.\n\nAll this for a resource that globally is worth like a quarter of the GDP of Baldwin, Alabama. |
| I love on planet America |
| Forgot that sleepy joe had to stall the Epstein files to get his name redacted. |
| It seems Trump has 2 figures that matter on this. Or at least, twice is almost a pattern.\n\n\n\nResources that will make us wealthy. Strategic geopolitical locations our adversaries can use to threaten us.\n\n\n\nMinerals in Greenland, Oil (and some minerals) in Venezuela. Russia and China both have ways in from these areas.\n\n\n\nWanting the support of the people seemed to be a third, but unless those in Greenland ask for it, it doesn't seem to be as mandatory. |
| WW3 before GTA6. I will bet on it on polymarket. |
| The stock is doing well lol, that’s what counts |
| Lmao what |
| I’m pretty sure Zuck is getting scammed by his devs at this point. From VR to AI, and even Meta glasses, nothing Meta is doing is good. |
| Sorry Orang |
| Ah, yeah I'm sure premiums are high for those. \n\nI enjoy harvesting premium like you so I run CCs on most of my holdings. I sell 0.10 to 0.15 delta tops. The only ones I've stopped selling on recently are SLV and GLD, for obvious reasons. \n\nPMCC is one of my core strategies. I have DITM LEAPS on BRKB, SPY, AVGO, NBIS, JPM, GOOGL, NFLX, and MRVL for which I sell weeklies on. NVDA, PLTR, ASTS, RKLB, HOOD, GOOGL, RDDT, PATH, BN, and EEM are some of my core share holdings, and so I've been selling monthlies on them for a while now. Great premiums and little risk for getting called away as long as I sell on green days and close after roughly 50% profit. |
| I'll be flexing deez nuts on your mom's face tn |
| I wish you luck, futures and the world is too much |
| Like.. a…. Thing??? Like one of these will… happen?? |
| McDonald’s |
| spspspspspspsp |
| 29oct qqq ATH 637, spy was 689.70 = 53points difference\n\nnow we are at 70\n\nI think it is possible, but very unlikely ofc |
| If it gets to $100 this week, might finally get some puts, dunno. |
| Some of you gotta stfu with your "SPY 700". You bulls are starting to sound pathetic with your copium. Had your chances thrice in the 690s |
| CEO invests in fun pet project\n\nNormal people: "cool"\n\nInvestors: "I WANT BLOOD" |
| Holy shit? Are you seriously suggesting that…. Something will happen!!?? |
| So that's why Bill Gates gave up on global warming. |
| Jellied eels an a arf of stout day |
| what is the WH chef thinking right now? |
| MSFT has been getting dogged by WSB, but I lowkey agree with them 😂 |
| Meanwhile stocks sitting below 10 bucks for 6 month stay the exact same for another 6 months. |
| Industry people know it’s a bubble; RAM producers are refusing to spin up new factories to meet the demand since they know it’s not gonna last. MSRP is never going down, and newest gen prices are never going below MSRP. |
| Silver bers in shambles. Anyways let's do this |
| Followed your suggestion. Overwhelming majority says it’s a brilliant negotiation tactic by 🥭. Maybe they are right (minus the brilliant). |
| People will imagine every crazy thing to avoid the consistent and obvious answer: Trump is a petulant man-child who doesn't give a single shit about the country or any other human being. |
| I can see $135 by end of NEXT month |
| I was told there would be no fact checking\n\n😠 |
| If quality of content is your main complaint, then there's plenty of other social VR apps you could try. VRChat and ChilloutVR to name a few. If you all have decent PCs then Resonite is another option. They are lightyears ahead of Meta Horizons in terms of content and features and have the added bonus of avatars not looking like Temu Miis. |
| 🥭 ETF... Probably the infinite money glitch we were all looking for |
| Will 🥭 taco on taco Tuesday |
| Maybe one day bruv |
| Which of the mags have you all been calling a piece of shit stock lately? Need to buy some calls |
| Rallies to green before 8:40 am. |
| Yeah thank god we don't have a pedo president right now, oh wait. |
| SPX 0DTE Full Port Puts |
| Just the shittest one, level pegging Tajikistan and slightly ahead of India last year \n\nAnd tech is its shittest sector. I am here to tell you London was up 20% last year AND paying a 4% yield tip to thank me for being invested but retards here be like hurr durr! Dividends! Boomer! |
| Right? I can right click save as on anything...WTF would I buy it?!?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/felw80w4hdeg1.jpeg?width=32&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d8565ce07b3a147fb3dcf6fadf67cd31ff6c662 |
| What market are folks trading GOOGL? |
| Aye, I mean, I'm glad there were folks that enjoyed them, I'm glad people enjoyed them enough that there were loads and loads of volumes. And I don't ever criticise people for enjoying the things they enjoy. But, they really were absolutely terrible books. 🙂 |
| Im wondering if anybody ever found their wife on a escort site trying to make some side dough |
| Extrinsic gonna be so big on the calls, buying them wont even profit with this move |
| Better than being showered with and thrown off a boat. |
| Chewsdee, innit |
| but why? |
| Silver gang, we can all rest until our 6AM alarm clocks tomorrow to pull up [CNBC.com](http://CNBC.com) to check and see that it will be up another 10%. $100 an ounce coming to a website near you. |
| SLV C 81.5 1/21 better gimme some return, NFL bets this weekend all stunk |
| No but I dress up as a girl and advertise myself to see what I'm worth |
| I agree but yall never liked Americans in the first place lol |
| Nobody wants to\nTrade silver for dollars. The dollar is trashed out |
| it’s because nobody has shown leadership opposing him, and unfortunately a government re-write my be needed to do so. Mass grass roots organization and real protest against the undemocratic systems put in place by the negligence of most. We are all hoping a voice come out of the crowd that stands the strongest and we the people gather in droves to protect them and with it our civil liabilities, right to not pay taxes to a government that does not represent us, right to bear arms, and right to free speech. the problem is all our voices are being drowned out in endless media. |
| interesting |
| Alpha mindset |
| I hear Greenland has vast reserves of Etherium embedded in its crust\n\nBMNR calls |
| 24 hour markets dont exist because you cant buy options, literally what's the point? |
| Nah I just did a quick trip to the conserv echo chambers |
| No, I advertise her so I can eat creampies. We are not the same |
| The future is now old man |
| Preach |
| Tree-fiddy |
| We never knew how fuckin good we had it a couple years ago when SPY was going up 0.5% damn near every day |
| Wii Sports looked better than this |
| Well yes this is true, but I was also thinking in terms of the simplistic writing style too. 🙂 |
| It's literally just Taco saying that |
| Unpopular opinion but the administration likely knows something is going to happen which is the catalyst for the Greenland debacle. |
| Steve from temu |
| Supreme court is NOT gonna rule on tariffs tomorrow |
| They miss having hair sniffed and being showered with |
| u/Guilty_Psychology_28\n\nInflation was literally what made everyone vote for Trump. The fact that he would make it worse is irrelevant. It's that destabilizing and damaging. |
| good thing i left my calls open then. |
| i know a few leaps that are gonna get paid |
| Find a red head nympho and try again |
| This reminds me of the panic in April 2025 🥱 |
| 😂😂😂 |
| I will indeed sell* |
| The children yearn for the sleeping joe |
| Can’t help but laugh at the idiots saying “we can support Greenland much better than Denmark!” meanwhile they’re trying to gut Americans as much as possible and can’t even support their own population. Show don’t tell. |
| You guys ever advertise your wife on escort sites just to see her Kelly blue book value |
| Balloon Boy madness |
| Or, maybe it does have value. |
| Because markets only go up. Do you want to be 45 and not post screenshots about a 7 figure retirment account?!? Dont be that guy! |
| 24 hour open typically tends to have super low volume |
| How'd you find out about that? |
| there’s no one to save us it’s joever. calls on cremation sites |
| Please don’t fault me NBIS IREN |
| Tariff this dih |
| we all know damn well 🥭 called his bros on friday and told them to buy puts smh |
| Puts on tomorrow as a day because it will be horrible |
| Just make fifty one-hour youtube videos showing off your knowledge of talking in circles then run an ad campaign focused on 13-25 year old guys and boom, you got yourself an idea. |
| See, I need it by Jan 30... |
| Made $400 averaging down on a long I opened last night on MNQ.\n\nRe-entered another small position before close to the long side.\n\nMy bet is Mango tacos. |
| Most important by far is the National Squirrel Appreciation Day on the 21st. |
| Im not finding a straight answer online—does 24hr market open at 8pm EST today?\n\nAnd futures? |
| How are bers coping when SPY moved from 695 to 687 over a weekend? hello? |
| Crazy, right?\n\nThe stench is insane |
| I don’t like this ride anymore |
| I’ve tariffed my ex wives we’ll see how the Supreme Court decides as my tariffs are lumped in with 🥭 |
| No no, that's *Pi* Day. Jan 23rd is officially designated to commemorate Crisco's anniversary by the American Pie Council.\n\nI didn't even pull this one out of my ass, it's all facts. |
| No, they spent it on trying to get people to forget how evil Facebook is |
| Reminder that FY2026 revenue will be $850M-1B |
| Normal stuff like school shootings and who Kim K is fucking |
| SLV is going nuts, spot price is over $95/oz today. $103/oz in the Shanghai market. Few reasons why it will likely keep going:\n\n* Defense - 1 tomahawk missile needs 16 kilos of silver\n* Datacenters - massive AI buildout needs tons of silver \n* Solar - 300 metric tons of silver is needed for a single 500-megawatt (MW) solar array\n* Autos (EVs) - new Samsung/Toshiba solid state EV batteries need \~1 kilo of silver each \n* Paper silver trade is going bananas and some major player is going to get squeezed\n* CME margin requirement increases have NOT made the price go down as intended |
| Pedo? |
| To buy the dip after the bear market last I heard |
| https://preview.redd.it/22l1yqyggdeg1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=446304e982bde1768d274fba2afcb9f72a460348 |
| https://preview.redd.it/m0nawnzggdeg1.png?width=657&format=png&auto=webp&s=e994b63c9945391d4858a840c0cb31cb6df09550 |
| Because you followed the longwashere cult! |
| Meth |
| Yall going to buy at 24 hour open or wait until 9:30am open |
| nope 😚 |
| Goodbye honorary weekend thread. |
| we have RAM and AI |
| Junior copper miners COPJ |
| To establish the 🥭 empire |
| if the US lose it was obviously rigged, if they win it was manifest destiny |
| just some fake made up shit |
| Gap down open and then Supreme Court tariff rule that rips us back to ath tomorrow? Even better if we sell off first at the bell then rip back, that would be the actual dream. I want 100+ point moves both ways, is that too much to ask for? |
| Tom Lee be like wow war with Canada and Denmark, S&P will be 10,000 by EOD |
| Hey I didn't lose any money today, I might be finally getting the hang of this investing thing. |
| Send 🥭 to dagestan for 2-3 years to forget |
| I love my p*ssies a bit loose, it reminds me your mom |
| That's the play until it isn't |
| Hope you’re right, for my sake |
| This is what I am very skeptical about, because the deal has been finalized but its like the stock price is not reflecting these changes.\n\nMaking close to a billion dollars annually and it’s still sitting at 4.4B. Still holds all the negativity from back to back failed lunar landing. The market sentiment is not there for $LUNR. |
| $150 this year |
| Sleepy Joe save me |
| Silver 150 eom 🥰 |
| Even as a joke, no. |
| An Apex pro in this sub. gj in Japan this weekend btw. :eyes: |
| It’s funny I never read these long posts, I just scroll down to the comments for a giggle and move on |
| This sub is prole drift in real-time |
| Think it would be better if it didn’t |
| What the fuck did news used to report before mango |
| overturning is bearish |
| My portfolio have had enough of this whole Greenland thing. Denmark and U.S should just have a rock paper scissor competition, best of three, who wins gets Greenland |
| Let us know when you buy calls so we can go short |
| tom lee? more like tom yung soup |
| So you can indulge your gambling hobbit |
| I’ve been posting in the closed thread and will continue to do so if anybody’s interested |
| Sofi… calls…. $27….\nYeah I’m fked |
| They are already here. NVOX-USD |
| https://preview.redd.it/i7rruto6gdeg1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9be6132e4703bd60d75d3c28e6282b1493d51877 |
| WSB overly bearish once again (same as last weekend)\n\nDip will get bought by lunch\n\n700 EOW |
| enjoy buying back higher |
| China cheap cars are coming. Stop fighting it!! |
| Bers coping again |
| Prove me wrong: asian p*ssy is world class! As long as it's trimmed or smooth. |
| Tell your mom, I said hi! |
| SLV |
| Yeah, buying this before TACO. You are definitely made out of money. |
| I am permabull but I need a break from the insane news cycle. No matter what I do, just cannot avoid his name or face like omg |
| Florida has a longer history of being part of Spain than it has been a part of the USA. Maybe Spain should get it back? |
| I really bought a meta weekly on Friday 💀 |
| Cavs 100 to win a band. I’m in |
| Bro you're drifting on a grain of sand in the void, we're all uncivilized monkeys with extra steps of faje order.\n\nEverything is fucked up, you won't change anything, so what, let it go.\n\nOur sins will get cleansed by a mushroom cloud.\n\nYou can either say fuck it or worry every second until then. |
| This isnt the flex you think it is. |
| Please let me know if I’m missing any of the exits from the dollar… gold, silver, eth, btc and military. \n\nWhat exit does the US not control besides other fiat?\n\nOur positioning as a country is very strong. We still export a lot (#2) I just want to win the goods and services exit as well. Watching China beat us at affordable goods and services makes me wonder why not USA?\n\nDisclaimer: I hold Physical metal and hate/disbelieve crypto. |
| Americans finding out America isn’t the only stock market 🤡 |
| I suspect his family will face consequences when he is no longer around, along with anyone else who associated with him. |
| Will after hours open tonight? |
| > USD\n\nlol |
| Spy gonna open at 680 tomorrow and end at 691 lul |
| Next week when we can get the stocks on the cheap. |
| Notice how he showed YTD. CM went down in Oct, the regard 100% bought Lynas when Steve made a post about it. Must be down big. |
| Hoping SLV gaps way the fuck up so I can sell these calls and take a vacation. |
| Greenland, Venezuela, Iran, Tariffs, many more. Not easy to handle at this age. Why take pressure? |
| inverse cramer predicted dead cat bounce for tomorrow.\n\ntherefore im waiting until an false recovery happens.\n\nWSB perma-bers in weekend thread go radio silent either in anticipation or ports getting destroyed.\n\nAround Wednesday, 🥭 in a WEF conference, that event has immense potential to cause a dump.\n\nEspecially if 🥭 INSISTS on annexing greenland and is no compromise's and slowly war footage comes to the public of danish and US special forces in skirmishes. |
| You’d be surprised. I can charge a premium behind the dumpster |
| !RemindMe 16 hours |
| Close to 9. |
| You know what?\n\n \nnew tradition |
| >Friday: National Pie Day\n\nNo that's in March |
| Redwire CEO sold 17 million of his stock last week. That's not a good sign. I stopped considering to buy after reading that. |
| The same thing we do every day |
| Lom Tee 🤤 |
| Good looks my G |
| Market was closed today right? Where are these numbers from? |
| Who else was commenting on the wrong thread then? 😂🫵 |
| No idea, It's likely market will dip tomorrow and ease off during the week due to companies' earnings report - such as Netflix.\n\nAfterwards, the kickers will be: \n\- Possibly more tension between Trump and Europe; \n\- Trump's tariffs will kick in on 1st Feb; \n\- Europe's Anti-Coercion Instrument tariffs is expiring on 7th Feb; will they go ahead?\n\nI am going to buy the dip tomorrow (not going all in) and continue to buy dips as they come between those points I listed.\n\nTrump is notoriously known to over-use tariffs and wheel 'em back in after a period.\n\nIn my opinion, Greenland is different, the wording Trump is using and sending a very undiplomatic text message to Norway's PM is outstanding.\n\nThis will be a fun one to watch! |
| Wayyyy too bearish in here. Calls |
| Inverse s&p. |
| Fair |
| Man, this isn’t going to be good tomorrow. 😂God speed everyone. |
| Pretty wild Russia and China share a border and also with North Korea. |
| Well, I can only DEFCON for so long before I need to call a doctor |
| Going to go outside and watch the aurora tonight biggest solar storm in 20+ years 🫡. |
| Why did I buy HOOD calls |
| RKLB has backlog of orders with massive revenue increases. LUNR barley makes revenue, burning through cash and if it doesn't land upright a 3rd time than what? What if it does? Fundamentals are ass. |
| God I wish I could get some fucking puts but ethics is late on the dan forms again sigh. |
| Sell slv at open? |
| https://preview.redd.it/9887590rfdeg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1409b2e58362dda96f3f6315d0e27dcac0a368b\n\nUp 3% in Germany |
| Upvote for creative thinking. |
| Agree and the ones who have insurance still have stippling out of pocket and premium expenses! If that could just be provided for even if taxes were higher I’m on board. |
| Hard puts until Supreme Court overturns. Then irrational green. |
| Panic muppets are easily separated from their money |
| What are they at now? |
| That's why I keep my Bitcoin cold. |
| Same. I was beaten down last week, just wondering how many more punches to the gut I can take... 😣 |
| Bears and doomers full coping that the market is going to crash |
| This is why Meta and Alphabet will be the last ones standing when the AI bubble pops. |
| Why do you hate freedom boy? Murica was built on high fructose corn syrup 🇺🇸🦅 |
| Do you have a source? |
| They must have no security if they are letting you in. |
| yea id be in the 0% bracket for most of it, even if some is taxed a lil higher the overall taxes are next to zero aka lick my nuts IRS |
| I mean landing on the moon is hard, Kerbal space program taught me that. One day I’ll get them home but damn that’s harder! |
| Poots it is. |
| Fuck me gonna need a taco. |
| Go back to sleep |
| What if it was, like, just Florida |
| I'd love an arrangement where Denmark and Greenland agree to rotate control over Greenland through all the European monarchies every year. \n\nThe wannabe king would be fuming |
| Yes |
| Yep bers keep saying that.... |
| I wonder what tom lee is doing right now |
| GRHAX has a pretty high expense ratio. There’s probably an equivalent ETF that’s cheaper. |
| 5pm pst, futes will open and someone’s gonna be crying LMAO |
| Good luck staying sidelined kiddo |
| Bers still posting in the daily thread. |
| El Salvador |
| To whom it may concern in the investor relations department of NFLX,\n\n\nPlease don't make me have to average down. Tomorrow is going to hurt enough. \n\n\nSincerely,\n\n\nConcerned gambler. |
| The 300k /ES contracts traded today really havent priced in what I've seen SPY trade 200M shares before lmaooo |
| I'm waiting for Tolkienized stocks. |
| Tempting! |
| Especially when all the packs have already pre screened |
| Jerome Powell on who’s smarter: Him or DC’s Mango. “I don’t compare myself with anybody,” Then he rolled up his sleeve and showed a tattoo of the Federal Reserve seal. “I’ll let you interpret that however you want,” Powell said. |
| Or to some random person. Hey you working in a coffee shop in Nepal. You own greenland now. |
| 8pm can't cum soon enough |
| Gonna have to sell your cash for…….caps |
| He's just going to 🌮 and everyone knows it. |
| im poor... so im gonna suck some dicks in the alley way to build up my wealth to eventually invest in some penny stocks |
| $HIMS |
| Obviously you want to be able to sell some of your shares to enjoy life... |
| SC gonna blue ball us again |
| open your monitor |
| I don't know this time, I think everyone is just so worn out with all this every day/week/month. \n\nIt's always something. There is no calm. |
| ....and green day confirmed for everyday this week. Thank you for your 0-8 service. |
| ice hockey team |
| Time for put and call at afternoon |
| Flat as fuck today |
| Ghost In The Shell was a documentary |
| I honestly should have asked who was going to be here when I was born, because this planet is full of absolute marshmallows. My bad, that’s on me |
| because i don't have down syndrome |
| Nah it’s roughly just 20% of my port atm, sold all my tech and space (sold ASTS way too soon whoops) |
| God market open can't happen fast enough to shut up all the ber desperation and clean up the stench of failure in the weekend thread. |
| all in for friday |
| Tell me you're dangerously short without telling me you're dangerously short |
| Mango crashing the market on Tuesday post MLK Day is so racist bro. This was not the dream man |
| I don’t think that’s even possible |
| Levels not seen since last Wednesday. |
| Elon cuck PP |
| So, calls again. GOT IT, thanks! |
| Reading through the first 5 minutes of this thread is hilarious. Unfortunately, doomers about to be humbled again. |
| I'm so far in the red I can't bear to cut the losses |
| You were already cooked when you were born |
| If you wanna do this play, buy it at the lowest point just before fomc meeting, markets going to rebound on the no cut news. January 30 is such a short expiry.. ur d about to be limp after market open tomorrow if you actually bought this regarded play. |
| At it's worst it was 1.24% which is unusually bad. |
| Let me guess, VRChat? |
| Every time I walk into Ulta beauty I think what a terrible company, how many animals are dying for this beauty place. Then after I see people end up spending $500 on 15 items I look up the ticker so I can buy shares |
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| Bro relax, nothing is real, nothing really matters. |
| !banbet SPY 650 4d |
| Rip Miiverse |
| Not when your job pays you $280,000 a year 😂 |
| Sorry |
| Denmark should just give Greenland to China. |
| This is gonna be one of those days where you expect the worst and it somehow ends up bring even worse or paradoxically flat to green |
| Faster to light it on fire |
| While we're invading Greenland, Denmark should invade Florida |
| go back to r/investing u fucking square |
| If netflix drops tmrw calls for sure |
| Anything but a 9-5 soul sucking job eroding your will to live |
| craving chicken wings |
| L F G!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2sprpev3fdeg1.jpeg?width=109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef74f0d7a2ea63e54dfe3a7e604f16df7e6b9a86 |
| 3 years? What an optimist |
| ETF's are too easy as well |
| All posts have been deleted covering that since everyone was destroying letter so.. |
| Yall yippy yet or are we still doing calls at open |
| Are silver and gold futures closed? |
| Found the guy that owns zero btc |
| If it was so bad wouldn't futes be a lot more down than just -.8%? |
| Tuesday: Possibly SC tariff legality ruling\n\nWednesday: JPow at the SC for argument hearings on whether he can get fired, 🥭 giving a speech at Davos in front of all the EU leaders/CEOs in the world\n\nThursday: PCI, GDP, jobless claims, BoJ rates decision\n\nFriday: National Pie Day |
| You can just buy the largest market cap stock, usually first place stays first place, the strategy is to only hold the #1 market cap stock, it works until it doesn't lol |
| There is only one god, and his name is death |
| Bruh are you serious, i said due to what. |
| Gonna watch the epic dump from the sidelines |
| My moves for tomorrow are to hope that MSFT doesn't continue to gape me. 🥭 made that all but a certainty tho |
| This time it’s different |
| Are you retiring yesterday ? |
| Gonna be crazy tomorrow when the thread is actually about stocks and markets again |
| Virginia too please. I'm ready to be done with this |
| Is Greenland going to get an NFL team? |
| Just bought the dip\n\nEuropoor about to 🚀🚀🚀 tmw |
| Bunch of fat fucks in this thread |
| Sell sell sell |
| brazil is the future, new trade deal with the EU, friendly with gyna, rule of law and not demented like murica\n\nsafe from ww3 |
| If AI is so smart it should intervene asap otherwise it’s cooked |
| Na. It’s a nothing burger |
| Can we just not |
| Can Greenland just buy Cali I’m tired of USA |
| MSFT making me flaccid |
| Amazon leaps far out and ITM . Or even shares, cmon. |
| Imagine thinking you elected the Jack Nicholson Joker but got the Joaquin Phoenix one instead. |
| Grown ass adults opening packs to gamble on cardboard is diabolical. 😂 |
| VG to the freaking moon 🚀 |
| I’m vacationing to Cannukistan for the weekend. Am I cooked? |
| What about GOOGL? |
| ew |
| Everyone is against it and it isn't happening.\n\nNo matter how much ber fanfic is written. |
| It's times like these when I visit the great minds of r/conservative to get their take on the Greenland situation |
| There's still time for a truth post to turn everything around yall, relax. |
| Jake Sully to be appointed to the board of peace |
| CALLS CALLS CALLS |
| I keep selling cash secured puts in the hopes of getting assigned but now I’m thinking I should have just bought more shares. |
| He did say everything |
| Just make sure it’s not more than 50% of your port. We may be in a debasement cycle but there’s still danger of even commodities flushing. |
| That shit is not going in crypto 💀 |
| Not all heroes wear capes. |
| 3 years is generous |
| It's called taco Tuesday, not taco Monday |
| I'm already full ported, locked in. Nothing I can do about tomorrow... Just along for the ride at this point. |
| 🇺🇸 gets Venezuela and Greenland, USSR gets Ukraine and Finland, China gets Taiwan and a African country, Denmark gets a country to be named later and second round pick from Colombia. Trade checker verified |
| They love the fluffy white pow… |
| Last week smoking my homegrown weed. It’s been amazing 6 months getting high on my own supply |
| Would any one actually be against full nuclear war? World could use a reset |
| Sold IREN and LUNR at the top on Friday - hoping for a -10% day |
| Scott Bessent was asked if he was fearful of retaliation by EU and he said “I think it would be very unwise” and walked away |
| #Bol about to get bulldozed LMAO🤌 |
| I haven't been this terrified of a market open in a long long time.\n\nLast April was sudden. \n\nThis is gonna be UGLY. |
| im pretty sure zucc said 600 billion. |
| Open the casino so i can spend the entire day riddled with anxiety |
| All by design my guy. |
| There's worse strategies. \n\nWhen I had the time to do it, I'd screen 52 week high stocks, buy on a 2-3% pullback (usually next day), set my stop 5% below buy price and keep moving it up as it gained. Made decent returns as long as I kept disciplined and attentive |
| Gentle reminder that you’re commenting on a ded thread |
| $PLTR for 200% |
| Nope it will drop too much debt in the future |
| Yessir |
| That’s what you think… |
| idiots still postimg in old thread LMAO |
| You can still join longwashere masturbating community about hood, it will make you feel better |
| If -1% futes aren’t either making you millionaire or filing for bankruptcy, what the fuck are you doing on this thread 🫵😂 |
| Where do you think all of the money in EU is gonna go now that it got pulled out of the US markets?\nCrypto and metals |
| My moves for tomorrow are to not wake up. |
| That's AGI for you = Ad Generated Income |
| Why not do it with whole account + margin the. |
| This week feels like a trap. Lots of you will go broke |
| Been riding down from 110 expecting some good news. |
| Love the market closed line ______ |
| PUTS |
| Too many obese in the thread rn |
| Nothing ever happens |
| My desktop just blared the closing bell....the market needs to be open before it can be closed, dummy |
| Bro needs to take up the fiddle. |
| Bot. |
| Europe is starting to. Part of why SaaS stocks are so fucked. |
| IBIT Puts |
| Apply for Greenland citizenship |
| That's the software part, they are mostly good at hardware and the software side is absolutely awful. |
| You’re not bullish enough |
| Bro, Im working on this too. Got 29k right now (from 16k). \n \nI need to get to 750k. Send thoughts and prayers. |
| yes lets get a dip so i can buy it 👀 |
| Maybe 6 inches ain't that deeeeep |
| **THANK GOD MARKETS CLOSED**. |
| 🥭 giving us another glorious dip to buy |
| shut the fuck up this isn't real |
| OKLO going down to 82 |
| That's the average human.\n\nEvery society in history that has periods of price instability and wealth inequality like we had in Covid elect retarded "strong men" like Trump.\n\nIt leads to extremism and populism. Always does. |
| I'm just gonna burn $500 cash in my yard and save myself the trouble of even paying attention tomorrow |
| Give their propaganda machine another 48 hours and they'll be ready to invade Greenland for dear leader |
| Being obsessed with money and status is partly how you get out of this fucking rat race. But yah, def agree |
| https://preview.redd.it/wph6aljeedeg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e7379ea900a5018e4d675b7a146ab3738f54c60 |
| Time in poop beats timing the poop 😎 |
| if -1.1% futes are wiping your port you need to take a good look in the mirror and acknowledge how retarded you are\n\nSPY 700 🔜 |
| Where is daddy Powell when you need him |
| Buy the mf dip 🤌🤌🤌 |
| Silver lining to all this chaos. |
| He’s got Dimon Hands |
| Used underwear is super cheap on Amazon!? |
| *laughs in RSUs* |
| I see. 🥭 won the electioon by bots and foreigners. |
| Huh? |
| Yeah learned my lesson last year, almost entirely LEAPS and shares these days, some fun money for short term every now and then |
| Moves for tomorrow: stare at my crummy portfolio too chicken shit to do anything because this entire market is emotionally beholden to the whims of a 79 year old maniac. |
| 😭 |
| Cow expert here\n\nIt is usually brown\n\ngot in my eyes too much |
| This is more than every indie game combined made in the last 10 years |
| Melon not happy |
| 5%? Last time I checked it was up 19% |
| Fuck an old timer idiom\n🅱️enis 🅱️lessing |
| Depends on the place, but i should have added in mixed company. Theres wii little men in that image, meaning a woman wouldnt be able to work there in the same places that would adamant about not gambling and other things. |
| Only about 8% of Americans are uninsured in 2026. That's still 23 million people but the vast majority of those are non English speaking refugees (official), children in houses which have some insured members and a small amount are people who make too much for state/federal aid but not enough for the new premiums . I think the last news report I saw said about 4 million people. Even then, a significant portion of those will opt for a cheap emergency only insurance that allows them access to medical care at exorbitant cost.\n\nIt is absolutely a travesty and I call my reps regularly to lobby for universal child healthcare as complete universal was shot down and can't be revoked on until 2030 |
| Ending the day flat. This market is complete ass. |
| we dont |
| Davos speech will be a catalyst, but we got Supreme Court decision first. |
| Critical mineral and oil |
| Red at dawn for bargain shopping!🛍️ |
| How do we survive another 3 years of this man |
| Making that "Me Gusta" meme face thinking about all the volatility scalps this week |
| I agrees America rights the Greenland\n\n*sender 🇨🇳 verified locations |
| For earnings? I hope so |
| Capitalism is le efficient at allocating resources |
| Don’t get buyers remorse now Jamie lmao |
| Did twitter change their algorithm or something? My “for you” feed went from 100% Russian propaganda to “WTF is POTUS doing?” |
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| Plan? Plan to lose more monies |
| Buy RCAT, BKSY 🫡🇺🇸 |
| Anything less than a year out is too short |
| Maybe puts. But also maybe calls. Might just stick my thumb up my ass and call it a day. |
| Just hoping neflix is big and green. |
| My moves? Pray to the old gods (and the new) |
| It seems like it’s true to the source material, which is way simpler and completely different than GoT and HoD in tone and scope.\n\nIt is a story of a low born Hedge Knight who’s kind of a dim-witted but noble of spirit goofus who fails his way up.\n\nIf you want a buddy-film set in the Late Targaryen empire that kind of just immerses in the more traditional medieval “Knights and Tourneys” part of the ASOIF, then AKOTSK will fit the bill. \n\nIt is entertaining and reasonably well executed, but it is small in scope and focus, and shouldn’t be watched expecting GOT levels of complexity and intrigue. Much simpler story. |
| vr chat is a million times better than this shit. |
| Are you, too? |
| damn early |
| bought UVIX on Friday assuming something crazy would happen over the weekend. I was more thinking Iran tbh |
| LMFAO!! |
| i literally seen people make better products alone. Vr chat couldn't have been more than like 10 people. No mans sky was like 20 people. I don't know why people keep giving zucc more money |
| does jamie dimon know laws dont mean anything anymore |
| Everything is fake and gay. |
| Have you seen how many people are on the take from AIPAC??? LONG been irrelevant. |
| has trump walked back his comments yet gonna need a big green day tomorrow personally |
| Wen crash? |
| TraShLA was a good side ho that helps when I want to short |
| No matter how much you hate mango, you can't deny that he is an excellent representation of your average American. Stupid, loud, arrogant, obnoxious, mean, obsessed with money and status |
| I'd say find a place far away from any silos near equator |
| Lol I genuinely hope so. I have CSP sold out, and cash ready for more. Spx cons gonna be for fun. |
| Getting a fu tattoo on the back of my neck so mms can read it cramping my hole tomorrow as I will inevitably lose on days like these |
| lmfao, yeah ridiculous |
| What is tsm? |
| BRO the VIX is 19 on a holiday lol wtf |
| https://preview.redd.it/xsdtlv7xddeg1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25b132337809fc0fa6675f7fe51ffa21cb1f87df |
| I actually don’t like seeing stupid things. If I had your brain I’d probably kms |
| yeah, honestly a move. staying in one lane, doing it repeatedly, and winning in the grand scheme of things. \n\nLike imagine telling someone starving day in and out that ur mad because muh politiks.\n\nA spoiled nation weve become. Nobody's a dreamer anymore. Nobody cares about happiness and peace, genuinely showing love to other people. Maybe I shouldn't say nobody but, the louder majority for sure. Imagine spending ur entire day angry because an orange politician said something u dont like. |
| Jp morgan confirms it will not comply with 🥭 interest rate demand without congressional approval |
| The safest places to be are places the tiny hats won't send the US military to.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5k5hrvntddeg1.png?width=543&format=png&auto=webp&s=950d7f2a3a192f8968a7dc41f3f25a52e54291e2 |
| Full port puts and metals call gang at open tomorrow is guaranteed to print. Absolutely no way tomorrow will be green whatsoever. |
| Americans are the Mexicans of Japan |
| What is all this talk about HOOD going to zero. No news. Just FUD? |
| I have no idea what you’re talking about |
| 🅱️Enis |
| Hmm. |
| Best way to 20% 15k in 3 years GO |
| Where the hell did your comment come from? Did I say women couldnt have property? Fuck no. I gave you a whole ass list of things and you picked off menu items. I would guess you either cant read for comprehension or you cant refute the things I actually said. \n\nBTW, trying to contort any negative statement towards things Islamic places do as some sort of bigotry towards the religion is exactly the same shit the zionists do. |
| don't u get tired of going politics on everything? Jesus either do something "you won't" or stfu "you also wont" gd you are annoying. |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1dqt70g/a\_phone\_bot\_far\_m\_in\_action/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1dqt70g/a_phone_bot_far_m_in_action/) |
| safest place right now is brazil and africa, totally safe from ww3 |
| Wait till everyone realizes that American software and products are a liability |
| Theta day confirmed |
| Pretty good, actually. Follows the story of some big dumbass that becomes a hobo knight. First episode is like 60% comedy. |
| I'm kind of a VR stan admittedly, but it is so much more than a flat screen and the differences have absolutely nothing at all to do with resolution or fidelity. \n\nIt's niche right now because the headsets available to the masses are clunky and a bit uncomfortable, and software devs in the space are largely just small shops trying to figure out how a game *should* work mechanically once you get rid of all the button pressing. \n\nVery curious to see where Valve's new HMD comes in price wise. If it's over $1000 we're probably still doomed but maybe they pull a miracle out of their ass and decide to just eat the shit sandwich to get VR gaming a bigger user base so that some actual good games can get made. |
| Doubtful\n\nNew Orleans is currently below sea level and hasn’t flooded. It’s a solvable problem with levies and current day engineering. Never mind whatever advancements to science and engineering the future holds |
| TSX having a little power 5 minutes |
| Hunter and Jr should duel |
| We are gonna be green as cow shit soon |
| Wait a sec theres actually a movie out in theaters rn called Greenland....I'm onto you Gerard butler |
| Yes because company starting money is just growing on trees \n\naNyOnE cAn dO iT |
| Actually hes just retarded |
| It doesn't have to. |
| Incel paradise so naturally they salivate over it |
| Should give Greenland to the Biden Royal family. Hunter as the prince that was promised, coked out in the snow with his big schlong. |
| Did that result in any tangible loss for meta btw? |
| Orgy party in Davos |
| Welp looks like futures going back up |
| I mean it’s usually just the neckbeards that goon to anime tentacle porn right? |
| something along those lines |
| Doge pumping. Bers in shambles. |
| Congress and the SC are becoming irrelevant. |
| Does this make 🌽 valuable because all my USD is getting confiscated |
| How does this latest sundowning episode affect my silver position tomorrow? Moon?\n\nAlready sold all my other positions just cash at the moment |
| How does this low effort ass post climb to the top in 3 hours?? Lol |
| I enjoyed it , it’s more grounded and solid humor |
| Or to put it differently went to the negociating table, and placed the gun and knife on the table before muttering the first word |
| Just want that buttery smooth 24k gold rubbed on my cawk |
| >The World Economic Forum has become a cloistered and self-congratulatory body out of touch with economic realities, its new leader, BlackRock CEO Larry Fink, told Semafor on the opening evening of the 2026 conference.\n\n>“For many people, this meeting feels out of step with the moment: elites in an age of populism, an established institution in an era of deep institutional distrust,” he said. “And there’s truth in that critique.\n\n>“If WEF is going to be useful going forward, it has to regain that trust,” he said. He hinted that the forum, which holds occasional offshoots in China and the Middle East, will add new events “in the places where the modern world is actually built,” naming Detroit, Dublin, Jakarta, and Buenos Aires. |
| ... Are you high? \n \nHe bought the company when it was doing great and basically spent 10 years killing all VR momentum while rebranding his company to support it.\n\nJust in the last 24 hrs they released a patch that makes devices report a hardware error... but only if its connected to the internet, bricking everything (the meta help article is behind a meta login wall, who knows the official position). \n\nHe shifted the platform from porn, google earth type exploration and gaming... to a vision of sweaty vr headset office meetings in the wii universe by dumping enough money to actually transform the entire world for the better. |
| haha nice one |
| Yes. But the numbers people throw around about “how much resources Greenland has” is based off presumed access to subglacial deposits, not just more readily available ones. |
| So which one of you got the trophy now |
| Dat shit blew up. But about $40k now |
| *Sam Altman has entered the chat* |
| I mean I mean I literally can’t argue with that lol, like I said I am regarded for doing calls rn. Earnings I expect to beat in spite of short term crypto action but random calls rn are not the move lmao. Very correlated to crypto still, just as much as coinbase despite less overall exposure |
| "You might not be interested in politics but politics is interested in you." |
| Bots and foreigners |
| Nothings worse than when you wanna cash in like a $2 ticket and some stupid bum is buying $150 worth of shit for 5 min straight |
| Also as a side note, \n\nEasiest trading day ever tuesday. Wake up, take 300$ and split it between 1 0dte SPX Call and Put. One will print for sure just sit and wait lol |
| I watched that whole vid damn that interviewer guy was horrible and I feel so bad for the brother |
| So addicted to the market that I’m lookin to flip prediction contracts on the CLE vs OKC here with 1000 cons\n\nThoughts? |
| URAAAAANIUM Fever, has done and got me down |
| It was a great corporate-speak way of telling investors, "We're using your money" -- while pocketing it for friends, family, and employees. Employees and the board would never dare say, "This project is going to be a waste" for fear of being ousted. 🤮\n\nGranted, even I thought it might be the future (because I was told to think that way), and it's' always hindsight 20/20, but had someone told me the price of the tech, I'd have realized people wouldn't flock to it. |
| remember when tech was going up so much that we thought qqq price would eventually surpass spy |
| every time the government does something stupid, I'd buy myself some gold and laugh at the fake theatre. Interest rates too low? Fake and ghey, more gold. War and rumors of war? Fake and ghey. More gold. |
| calls on Davos escorts |
| The US Virgin Islands were purchased from Denmark in 1917 for $25 million.\n\nSo Denmark has a history of selling land 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Take her ice skating, fall hard and say ouch, make her laugh. |
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| Wait why do redditors love Japan so much again? \n \nIt's like everything they hate in a society: extreme racism/xenophobia, hatred of immigrants, intense work culture with no work-life balance, devotion to capitalism, conservative dress and appearance standards, etc |
| Hold me now. I’m six feet from the edge and I’m thinking |
| I’m with you brother. The algos will absolutely feast. The only way to win is to not play, just buy and hold. |
| You degenerates or whatever you call yourselves need to quit referencing OnlyFans and check out the real porn action on chaturbate. Its like the porn equivalent of Palantir to NVDA |
| Any last minute plays? |
| Only way to be imo. Carve your own lane and just watch. \n\nI just don't get why people get so bent and upset. We're missed the human experience entirely it seems. |
| Anyone watch the new GoT spinoff premiere last night? Worth a watch or does it suck donkey cock like house of dragon |
| (Polar) bears out, bulls in. |
| Has he said anything wild today? |
| Does anyone think Trump will announce FNMA IPO at Davos? |
| Then who are they? |
| Why man, I have been patiently holding since 5.50-6.50 and now you’re gonna make the whole thing crash |
| If we get a big dump in 24 hr market tonight it might make me rage enough to get back to the gym |
| We are living in a time where going to college and getting an employable degree in buisness or something still isnt enough to be totally independant. All while the cost of those degrees is 5x more than 5 years ago. I look at todays youth and wonder what the hell theyre gonna do if family doesnt let them stay at home |
| where is tom lee? WHERE IS TOM LEE?\n\nwhat is his bull case? |
| technically liberation day was not a buy the dip moment, a few days after was the right move |
| you saw this on Twitter today like I did |
| We're currently at DEFCON 3. \nMilitary analysts: Any decisive action towards annexing Greenland will move the needle to DEFCON 2. |
| Btc down, hood down\n\nBtc up, hood down\n\nSpy down, hood down\n\nSpy up, hood down\n\nTrend is gone, never fight the trend, like rdj said: you never go full regard |
| Why bro. Look at the pushes up and down during the last bull run in 11’ and 07’. Why u do dis to urself! |
| Bro just promise him his face on Mount Rushmore and he will forget about Greenland. |
| so much buying, so much selling! markets will be A.I. driven |
| Well first of all the situation, and how we got here, is more complex than blaming 1, 2, or 17 factions.\n\nSecond of all, its not a blame game. The curse of politics today is that somebody needs to be at fault. We need to fix the problem, not figure out who to shame for it.\n\nThird, whats been made clear is that a significant portion of america feels left behind by one or both sides. |
| Chip chimp |
| Bro is speedrunning an Emperor Nero run. |
| you are very lucky actually \n\nyou could have got calls |
| What was your reasoning for buying a JPG? 😂 |
| we're doomed |
| Just a ber trap to start the year before we go up 15-20% EOY |
| Bro why do u guys all take 10 years at the gas station to buy lottery tickets 😂 |
| only america |
| yeah man I just make money and chill. being a lot more into pol in my 20's only screwed me over tbh. |
| Why you drink when me in tummy |
| Most are not real people or Americans |
| Hell yes. Last thing anyone wants is another reddit circle jerk where everyone says and thinks the same. |
| Get a hold of yourself, Lil E. |
| Jezzez Christ..people in the Conservative subreddit are still supporting orange turd to invade Greenland. So dumb and brainwashed. |
| Thanks bro prove the thesis |
| Theta will kill you lol |
| DID YOU DO YOUR PRAYERS?\n\noh sweet mushroom cloud cleanse us of our sins and take us to Valhalla |
| “Luck” |
| Absolute nothing burger. |
| Racist! Right? |
| Drunk dumb ass* |
| nothing matters anymore anyways, \n\nmaga trumptard or not, what future do you have to look forward to? Isn't the whole point of everything to have time to relax, live life, experience something? Do you genuinely think the best use of your time as a human is spent bitching and arguing about stupid ass garbage that doesn't matter to anyone - even the people you're defending?\n\nGo smoke some toad venom or something idk open your eyes people. Why are you so invested in fucking politics lol who the fuck cares? Were all fucked anyways, go smell some air breathe something idk feel the sun on your face |
| Lol |
| We getting some mango retweets right now |
| I mean, in-space manufacturing is the future isn't it? who can argue about that, I don't really care much about anything else.... I just hope they a winner, I was thinking Airbus too |
| Well actually it’s full of ICE. Bearish |
| compared to what's out there meta is pretty bad. |
| 6pm est futures...overnight at 8pm est |
| Playstation Home looked better. |
| “Becoming an even less relevant”. Didn’t say irrelevant. I’m just saying it’s not a pure crypto play, now even less so, even though the market likes to think it is. Crushed earnings last year despite floundering crypto market in H2 |
| AMD still 230 after dumping |
| Oh the madness 😂 |
| Listening to kool and the gang and going to the gym to try and forget this shit |
| US politics will never go back to what it was, now it’s all about trolling and pwning the opps on twitter |
| Theyre currently everywhere in specific cities and people leave them alone. |
| Lol |
| They should move their team to Toronto. |
| And people complain about the amount of money raised for Star Citizen |
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| Fake green |
| They should rename Meta to Facebook, Alphabet back to Google, and Block back to Square |
| Anyone want to start a company called Tleilaxu? I'll give you stock. Idc wtf we actually do, as long as it's evil (i.e. profitable) |
| This picture is hysterical lol but we are at ATH & rip higher every dip so doesn’t really fit |
| world ends when spy 700 |
| We're all completely fucked. |
| That’s been the plan all along, followed by cancelling mid terms. |
| My guy is drowning in losses on junior miners with zero revenue lmao |
| The only time I bought and touched nvda stock was that Friday before the deepseek thing last year. Literally had to sell for a 10% loss on Monday morning. \n\nYes I have bad luck |
| Definitely belong here |
| If they expire this week you may be in for a rough time, unless mango backs down some how. |
| More like MentaI |
| Bad grandmas 🙂↔️ |
| Dr. Marin Luther King had a dream of preventing a red Monday panic selloff by moving it to a black Tuesday instead. |
| all the bulls imigrating to greenland |
| >money laundering scheme.\n\nStop regurgitating that line. |
| Yup this is it. After all the shit the markets been through the last thirty years. Greenland going to be the reason the music stops. Right........... |
| this made me lol but is terryfing |
| "5%" - yeah... calls are cooked |
| $73G and they couldn't have legs... |
| If you can believe it, the Meta Quest software is an absolute chopped piece of shit. I do a lot of simracing in VR with the Meta Quest 3, and even the simplest of features isn't working. Want to connect ur $450 headset to your PC through a $80 Oculus cable - doesn't work. They should fire whoever is in charge of development and testing of that shit as fast as humanly possible, no pip needed here, just get them the hell out. |
| Translation for me: orange poop gonna greenland, sell all US stock. |
| I read scotus ‘may release at least one ruling’ on one or more of its cases tomorrow. So not guaranteed, but possible. |
| Because porn costs you X-percent of your potential user base. That's it. And in social media, that group is made up of people that the rest of the potential base wants to socialize with: family and friends and coworkers. \n\n4Chan is a great example of a porn-friendly social network. It's anonymous, it's parasocial, and it's entirely toxic because it bleeds anyone who wants to shed anonymity, form healthy social relationships, or avoid toxicity. For as much as it drives internet toxicity, it doesn't generate much revenue because nobody wants to advertise there. |
| bro losing money on a day off |
| I think the hedge is over. They can stop pumping billions in my VR porn gear now |
| Can i be honest? Better this then speculation, or buybacks or magical stunts with money. Create products, do the cool stuff. Money is fake if its not used in the real world |
| Mental* |
| No.\n\nWe have to be better and show this isn't normal or okay.\n\nSociety doesn't function when there are zero boundaries of any kind. |
| yeah those are 100% better than options, I wish I could do a spread lol, cannot do it at the moment on my broker (it sucks yes) |
| Nat gas futures, nba |
| Vix up 5% |
| Full ported SLV calls in beginning of December. Feels good to be right once |
| Ok |
| Casino opens at 4 right |
| The ducks are out |
| Tesla basically created the modern EV market and SpaceX owns the majority of satellites circling the earth |
| they should reduce hours, just end every day at noon |
| I did see that letter. It is fucking embarrassing |
| The Buffalo Bills are fucking retarded.\n\nSpend 16 years without even seeing a playoff game, McDermitt comes in and takes them to the divisionals for 9 straight seasons, barely loses a OT shootout off of a controversial call, and they fire him.\n\nThey deserve Pete Carroll after this. |
| 25% of revenue, less rekevant? Mmm'kay |
| Hm.\n\n\nI think he might have a real idea here, guys. |
| Yeah that 7000 volume is fhosho a good benchmark |
| Third world Ameripoors will cry tomorrow for the stock market crash..lol.. |
| I'm running covered calls on IREN, LAC, and NRGV. I like mines of national security, or massive build-outs related to renewable energy and data centers in Texas. What are you selling CC's on? |
| Greenland \nGreen\nBullish? |
| Guess spy scalps so it is then. |
| Dude, none of this shit makes sense, like with Bitcoin when I bought it at $33. Next day BC dropped like $4 and I sold it as soon as it recovered. \n\nNone of these prices are actually reflecting value, this market is pure speculation. Why does Bitcoin keep going up? It has no value, it's pure speculation from people looking to sell it at a higher price than they bought it. |
| Call on FLO? Breadline starting up? |
| Imagine the temper tantrum if he wasn't allowed to. |
| I will personally take over Greenland for the good of intergalactic security or whatever |
| Bruh. What were they? |
| “If you lost money today then you really are regard*d” -MLK Probably |
| I want the next president to update the little portrait captions to include this |
| I farted |
| Make Greenland Green Again - MGGA |
| No shit? Let´s go! Hope they nail the parts when the trades go tits up or the addiction shines through. |
| that is the problem, I wanted to hedge with vix calls this weekend but ended up holding cash, 1/21 was too short-term and it's now pointless since they expire tomorrow basically\n\nfeb are good, however feb futures went up only by 0.50 initially, now 1point (6%), I am afraid they won't pay much even if spot vix keeps climbing\n\nso you'd need some weeklies, 1/28 could be good enough |
| my god I work HR in big company and since the trump is in office people think its just fine to be openly racist and vulgar about everything . I never had easier time finding people to fire when company demands haircut |
| He has no shiny rocks calls 🫵🏼😂 |
| Shoulda sold my NVDA call for 100%…twas a fool. |
| My trust fund is the good half of a coconut, and half a cig i'm keeping for a celebration for already 10 years.\n\nYou can't beat that. |
| With events contracts, crypto is becoming an even less relevant part of their growth story. They have increasingly diverse revenue streams. Coinbase would be super fucked on the other hand.\n\nThat said I call am regard and bought calls and will be fucked tomorrow |
| How? |
| Haven't looked but if it breaks that 330 mark like I expect it to you are gonna be holding till after ER |
| I think a special aware should be created for President Trump for being this nations first mentally disabled president. Surely a tremendous achievement worth of celebration and praise. |
| I might cash in some GBP’s tonight and see if my wife and her boyfriend will let me watch |
| hopefully english is your second language. holy shit |
| Don't forget CRML owns the rights to those frozen minerals |
| Yes! |
| That's not trolling. I'm so far right I make Orange appear to have blue hair |
| Eli5, what were all those now-laid-off people doing while at work for the last 3 years? |
| It matters for social media companies because they want complete market saturation as a matter of self-sustaining user metrics. Facebook doesn't work unless _everyone_ is on it, at least close to the same level that you get having contacts in your phone. Openly embracing porn pushes out a good half of the potential market, and that means the platform stagnates and dies. \n\n\n\nSocial media can always grow by leveraging pornography, but eventually the two decouple as the platform wants to enter the mainstream. At most, we see heavily pigeon-holed communities where the porn lives without affecting anyone not seeking it out directly (e.g. how NSFW subs can't hit /r/All). |
| I was finally able to get myself MySpace deleted\n\nNo more blackmail |
| Man. The systemic risk of most correlated assets trading 24/7 together with margin existing seems bad. \n\nEven now, a weekend crisis only hits crypto with futures opening at 5 on Sunday. Blue ocean 3 hours later. \n\nIf everything can trade and settle any time. You could blow up the entire market while everyone is asleep and hungover at 4 AM NYD. |
| There's only one 700 club, and SPY ain't in it |
| I lost $1,300 today, point and laugh please |
| Has anyobe used the new JBS Agentic AI agent that is on the IR website? |
| Davos is going to be a shitshow. Puts |
| hmaburglar is back on the menu boys, burglar |
| So you’re a troll. Not even wasting my time reading that lol |
| Tomorrow might be a good day to short VIX in some way. \n\nI'll be looking at ATM, VIX, UVXY, and VXX put spreads. But I'm sure you all think spreads are regarded. \n\nFor those that must buy calls out of stubbornness, some extremely liquid SVXY leaps will do the trick |
| Agreed, but I do have fun with the Europoors in the morning. The randoms that come in here just to say just political trash is annoying though. |
| Show me Ryanair |
| I accidently bought 10 rocket mortgage calls when trying to enter a space position 😵💫 |
| YES! |
| *is spy 700 a myth*\n\n*random world events will keep happening everytime we approach 700 until q4 2026* |
| This is the way. |
| "A fooled man never gets fooled again"\n-bush |
| Volume tomorrow finna be lit |
| Yeah, grab some a VIX - it’s either going up or down. 🤝 |
| Don't blame the zucks. Who the fuck wants some randos taking control of your company? No amount of money is worth that |
| Looks like tomorrow is guaranteed to be red based on everyone here. Load up on puts at open. |
| I turned 2 btc into thin air via NFTs. Still trying to recover |
| Fear. They are scared of youth. |
| There have been a few names/brands or whatever spelled like that, where they want you to phonetically say the last two letters. But out of spite I always pronounce it how I read it. Metai = met-eye |
| If you fuck with the bull… something, something, something probably true |
| NFLX puts |
| It’s |
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| Ks ks ks ks ks |
| are americans willing to die for greenland on the orders of Trump? sick fucks |
| I like shiny metals |
| We ain't bombing nothing |
| Selling real stock on the real stock market lol |
| busy being incels someplace else |
| You are so brave and strong. Mommy’s so proud of her little retard. |
| Every time I make a bad trade and lose money and feel like a retard, I console myself by remembering that I never bought an NFT |
| Just because they like it in their secret time doesn't mean they want their names attached to it. Not that I'm defending them, I am in favor of businesses being less prudish in general. But I'm just saying, for a lot of people, there's a difference between what you enjoy in your personal time and what you'll openly advocate for. |
| Fkn Theodore |
| True |
| Maybe the King of Denmark should just give 🥭a 747. |
| ☹️☹️☹️ you are mean |
| We bombin' Greenland to save it from Russia |
| Drop the "acting like" and it's accurate |
| futures market is open, you don't need to wait to buy the dip |
| me?? |
| The billionaire tax in Cali that’s retro \n\n#😂😂😂😂 |
| I’ve nominated you for the Nobel Prize |
| Hoping my port will be held together by my 1% SLV position |
| i like those odds |
| upvotes to the left |
| When I walk in a Walmart now I see a lot of 20 somethings working there and not only that but they're the kind of 20 somethings who look like they don't shop at Walmart. Gotta mean something. |
| I agree for sure. Buying 2028 leaps - I know their mgmt was kinda dog shit but they should be able to get this into the $20s ? |
| Red head lady on Fox business is saying 🥭 is acting like a fucking idiot |
| They were doomed even before you bought calls on a btc/betting app, when btc is not fun anymore and bets are not trendy fun yet |
| No you’re correct, but it’s just been 3 days. I don’t even mean the Greenland shit, that I get. I’m just talking in general, politics revolving around the market, all good, just the relentlessness of the DJT obsession is getting old. I wanna gamble not read the same 50\nMango jokes |
| Give Greenland to the Clintons |
| some servers legally require ear protection just to be near them. cheaper to run 15,000 rpm fans in a 2 unit form factor than to make it 3-4 units tall with quieter airflow |
| Stop cat calling me |
| Its up 73% in the last 6 months are you high? |
| Lol i did the same but I sold at $180 bought back in the 90s and then sold them all at $120 and was planning to buy when it dipped under $100 again. Still waiting. |
| All of them honestly, ICE, deregulation, doge, getting rid of climate nonsense, border wall, every executive action to date. Only the tariffs he should have done what he originally said. If a country removes their tariffs on us we'll remove them as well, so no tariffs. He didn't do that and gave everyone tariffs, not sure why, greed maybe, but that's a mistake. Can't find I disagree with a single other thing |
| Growing a business is irrelevant, unless you created it your contributions are worthless ahh |
| What I'm hoping for is a flood of large-capacity server drives. I run a system on a couple 26TB drives right now, and I'd like about half a dozen more, but the price has been going up instead of down on new and used ones. |
| This dude retarded |
| This is so true ☺️ |
| Stephen Miller Claims Minnesota Authorities Ordered To ‘Stand Down And Surrender’ Amid Ongoing ICE Protests\n\nSeems like they are trying to instigate federal vs state troops for insurrection act / martial law |
| quote of the year |
| Meta was an obvious mistake and many of us said so from the very beginning. Zuck deserves all the criticism and mockery he gets for Meta.\n\nAlso any CEO who did not control 61% of the voting shares of their company would have been shit canned for throwing away $72 billion with nothing to show for it. Carly Fiorina was fired as CEO of HP for acquiring Compaq and that was only $25 billion.\n\nHP got an entire fucking company for $25 billion. Meta got absolutely **NOTHING** for $72 billion. |
| Wait how is that possible? |
| My hood calls are doomed down 4.74% on Germany exchange . FML |
| 2026, the year of regards\n\nPOWER TO THE REGARDERERS |
| The Dailey Shoah |
| I haven't commented that many times today. |
| Depends on strike |
| It’s down 1.74% on the Germany exchange |
| No |
| Thanks Obama |
| Why do they always do that? Are we all really handsome? |
| I think the more fun fact/rumor is that (based on what I heard), the author also trade fx/stock. When (s)he loses money, (s)he would update the manga more frequently to compensate for the loss. |
| You're genuinely retarded if you think the elites in this country care about red or blue. They all change their public views on what makes them the most money. Ten years ago liberals liked Elon, Cuckerberg and Bezos flipped from being blue to independent/libertarian. |
| Thanks man. Going to go get me some gussy |
| I ain't talking about 10 years from now, ya yo-yo. I'm talking about this week. |
| They might. But he fired all the military lawyers who were supposed to check orders were lawful. There's also been a lot of high-level "resignations" like the Admiral of the southern fleet when we were bombing fishing boats... also illegal orders. |
| 1997 |
| Haven't watched anime in years and never bought merch. I am tempted already |
| >FT: IMF warns global economic resilience at risk if AI falters\n\n>The “surprisingly resilient” global economy is at risk of being disrupted by a sharp reversal in the AI boom, the IMF warned on Monday, as world leaders prepared for talks in the Swiss resort of Davos. \n\n>“There is a risk of a correction, a market correction, if expectations about AI gains in productivity and profitability are not realised,” said Pierre-Olivier Gourinchas, IMF chief economist.\n\nShort answer: no. |
| >if we do absolutely nothing \n\nEh bro I think we're doing the opposite of nothing. We're using more fossil fuels than ever. |
| I’ve not seen any thing |
| this looks like Wii |
| Calls |
| Yes & it’s been talked about over & over & over & over for 3 days. The same comments, they’re corny. |
| If the second hand market really floods with 90% off server GPUs, loud fans will be the new fashion in personal computers, calling it now |
| Sometimes the people on this reddit are crybabies. |
| How could George W. Bush let this all happen? |
| She only works at the W to be near the dumpsters in the back |
| Men if you’re feeling down on yourselves just strike up a conversation with a grandma aged stranger and 75 percent of the time she’s going to mention that you’re handsome at least once. |
| >Only plays twinks\n\n>Never seen with a girlfriend \n\n>Suddenly reveals he's "dating" Kylie Jenner \n\nYeah right buddy everybody believes you 🏳️🌈 |
| All American politicians are corrupt at least 95% |
| Where the groypers at? |
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| I don't know if you've seen the news but markets ain't liking it |
| They're |
| Since I was not awarded the Nobel Prize in Day Trading I will be making even shorter term investments. |
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| I have spent the entire day aggressively refreshing Robinhood like I’m trying to CPR a corpse. Force-stopped the app. Cleared cache. Cleared data. Restarted my phone. Nothing.\nSo naturally I escalated.\n\nDeleted apps. Deleted photos. Deleted memories. Factory reset my phone like it personally betrayed me. NOTHING changed\n\nSo I do what any rational adult investor would do: I jump in my car and drive like I’m in a low-budget Jason Bourne movie to Verizon. Somewhere along the way I gently introduced my vehicle to a city bus. No big deal. Just shedding some dead bumper weight. Also yes, I’d been drinking, because obviously I wanted to turn a software bug into a full blown FBI investigation.\n\n$10k in gains evaporating. Police lights. An ASAP class RSVP headed straight for my inbox. But does that stop me? No.\n\nI tell the cops, “Someone’s picking me up.”\n\nThey leave.\n\nI immediately get back in the car like a Looney Tunes character and peel out again.\n\nI finally stumble into Verizon, sweaty, feral, vibrating at a molecular level…\n\nOnly to discover it’s MLK JR DAY. |
| Wait why is mango speaking at Davos? We already know what the tard is going to say: NATO treating us "so badly/unfairly," we are taking greenland, tariffs, you all suck, I'm the best, Biden was weak |
| It is already scheduled to be announced friday, to be delayed next week |
| There’s a prediction market for everything bro |
| I should be good with Wednesday calls right? right???? |
| Good ideas.. name one |
| I still think meta will take off, just like the beginning of social media everyone was hesitant but once it gains momentum it will be the new social media. |
| Ah yes. Valuable personal data. No other company has that |
| !RemindMe 16 hours |
| Why are you cooked |
| "It is only when the mosquito lands on your balls that a non-violent solution is prioritized " - Confucius. |
| Yeah, I just meant intentionally as opposed to happenstantially. |
| I don’t think it’s dementia, this is the person he has always been. Now he gives zero fucks since there is no reelection and the Republican Party/base is completely servile to his will. Begin a narcissist he has little regard for what happens after he is gone. |
| Puts it is |
| Just so |
| Is there a prediction market bet for when just randomly machine gunning of people in Minnesota starts? That seems more likely to happen every time I see the news. |
| Condoleeza Rice named new head coach of the Buffalo Bills |
| 🙂↕️ |
| Any commodity really |
| literally sleepy joe sleeping all four years would be massively better. Almost all the positive is from him undoing his own dumb sht after realize it would fkk up more sht than he realize |
| if you are bullish on a "taco" remember that spray tanned 9000 year old jersey shore cast member speaks on wednesday. This shit doesnt end even if scotus actually wakes up. |
| Now cheaper than Margin |
| My HOOD calls are fked |
| The satire lands pretty close to home doesn’t it? |
| Which is funny because their name is probably already attached to exploitation and misery, it's also not like most people care and know the names of random shareholders anyway. |
| 100,%deferring to an other time |
| Some sad fuck has commented 126 times when US market isn’t even open 😂🫵 |
| Special Money Laundrying Operation |
| No. If ChatGPT hadn't been developed we would be in line for gruel right now |
| Accidentally went long on 20 silver contracts at my short entry level 😂 |
| Finally, the Americans (affectionately known as the fatties in German wallstreetbets) are getting their comeuppance. We Europeans are pushing hard, and almost every day they destroy everything in our afternoon. Now it goes the other way around 😀 |
| Easy money |
| OP saw Meta overextending themselves into VR three years ago and then immediately got hit in the head and went into a coma.\n\nThey just now woke up from that coma and immediately posted this- without bothering to see what has transpired over the three years they were unconscious.\n\nThat’s the only feasible way this post makes any sense whatsoever. |
| Ofc COIN has to rug again. All it ever does |
| balls |
| They can’t take our jobs if there are no jobs. Checkmate. |
| Mind you that two of them were bought after already being successful, while the third, which provided the capital for the acquisitions, is in decline since 10 years or so. |
| 🥭 🍄 👄 |
| BTD regards |
| Ok hear me out what if we gave him a Nobel Peace Participation Prize |
| Just put the fries in the bag, bro. |
| Is the tariff judgement due tomorrow? |
| *[Redacted by Keir Starmer]* |
| Second Life gameplay with Linked In guild mechanics. |
| Mental? |
| They’re already the official sponsor of the Jacksonville Jaguars though! |