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| Who IS running this shit show?\n\nI have complaints. |
| I want Shakira to poo on me |
| Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 52 times, I'm a bull. |
| Iran attacked a ship just in time for market futures open - I don't think they are as desperate for a deal as 🥭 says |
| 🍩 |
| Appreciate gifts for our 2 year old but why the fuck does everyone buy us kinetic sand things. Shit gets everywhere. |
| Cope more clown 🤡 |
| What dumb fuck at Reddit thought a $60M deal with Google was a good idea. Might as well round down to $0 at that point |
| Marriage ❌\n\nKids ❌\n\nDogs ❌\n\nVideo games ✅\n\nThanks me later. |
| spreads boners instead |
| He caught so much shit for using the word framework before he thought this would be better. |
| Any news that pumps the market is straight and real |
| Will there be another weekend in 2026 that isnt an automatic gap-up? |
| Memory is down for foreseeable |
| not if you learn from it :)\n\nSometimes that same bold attitude that can make you rich being average is the same one that can cause steep losses but I believe I can recover from here |
| What’s this live dashboard about? |
| Futures are as fake as the guy running this shit show. |
| green premarket - red market - green post market\n\n |
| # BIG DONNIE PUMP GIVING ALL HIS HOMIES (THE BULLS) AN EXIT WAY HIGHER THAN THOUGHT POSSIBLE BEFORE THE SHIT HITS THE FAN ONCE AGAIN\n\n# BASED DONNIE PUMP |
| Well, some has to hold them accountable for all their damn smoke! |
| For real though, cut that dude’s mic |
| SNDK MU |
| all news is fake, if you didn't see it with your own eyes, hear it with your own ears, then its fake and not to be trusted |
| I managed to collect myself and move on. But I may never get to understand why |
| “perimeter” is Times’ word of the year |
| the boomers really just going to keep patching the debt issue with even more debt and by the time the debt implodes they are not going to be alive and suffer from the consequences anyways |
| Korea will gap down and if you don't know why, you shouldn't be trading |
| Maybe the investment was the friends we made along the way |
| Outside is back to what it was you know what I’m sayin |
| Reddit it's an app on your phone probably |
| I'm over 30% in leveraged semis and memory. I'll build a golden altar to Tom Li if we can get a ripper tommorrow...that actually closes at the highs\n\nThe Kospi filled that upside gap Friday. They have a real opportunity to be heroes or cowards tonight |
| Both |
| Cashing out makes it real, congrats 👏 |
| Convenience. Netflix has 340M or so paying customers. They're paying for convenience and predictability so piracy won't hurt Netflix and neither will the fact that Netflix makes garbage now. Honestly, it's not worth the bother of pirating. Maybe Netflix has discovered the secret to being piracy proof. |
| I’m eating my weight daily in JMKE subs until the stock goes up past IPO price |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **META** | $600.00 (above) | $557.62 | +7.6% | Aug 7, 10:28 PM | |
| Any special memory stock you like? MU, SKHy?\n\n |
| !banbet META 600 5D |
| What a studmuffin, you could learn from him ☺️ |
| Hey some of us are divorced and work at Wendy’s weekdays! |
| you giving away trade secrets |
| Only 27 minutes in and chat is already being super cute, keep it up🥰 |
| real life is more complicated then your reddit news headlines. go calm down and watch some doomer wojak videos |
| Tariffs on fire? |
| it will fly a day and dump next day |
| I’m pretty sure a certain president. Not naming any names. Already commandeered the supply for personal use. |
| Where did you get my home adress? |
| \> For that kind of risk, you should not be looking for a 10% gain, or even an 80%. \n\nYes, but 500% gains is good by any metric. \n\n |
| Tell them what's up and go from there |
| Already confirmed as fake news |
| You make money by selling pootz in fear not buying them lmao. |
| I just fucking can’t anymore 😂🤌 someone pull the plug on this simulation I’m living in \n\nBREAKING: Just 10 minutes before futures market open, Trump has claimed "there's a deal on Hormuz and there will be a deal on denuclearization" with the US "talking to them in the form of a negotiation" and "Iran negotiations to begin Monday afternoon."\n\nIran continues to reject any negotiations with the US and launched anti-ship cruise missiles toward a ship just a few minutes ago. |
| I wanna believe the green but I don’t… I just know it’s gonna be deep red soon |
| who knows, but his mentioned he is pissed off about the forest fire thingy and they are going to pay for it. |
| I just saw a post about this too |
| Ber anoos gap |
| Average ber wanting war to make money |
| Berz retard. |
| Another clueless regard. And here I thought this group were accomplished traders |
| You are late |
| Had a strong drink just now. I fail to understand why the very best friend from childhood can betray right before a life-altering event. \n \nWhat would I do to have a drink with the pre-betrayal friend |
| My wife's boyfriend bought me a new ps5 game to play while they practice wrestling in the masterbedroom |
| I thought I read Nvda nuts |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Oof, I dunno bears you look fucked |
| Strikes don't actually have to stop Headlines just have to say strikes stopped Oil to 0 |
| I gotta say. I’ve had some really shitty days but this place has never failed to make me feel better. Thanks you regarded degenerates. |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **MSFT** | $500.00 (above) | $463.66 | +7.8% | Aug 7, 10:25 PM | |
| Market always green whenever Friday happens then Monday goes red |
| !banbet MSFT 500 5D |
| Can someone explain to me what I’m looking at ? |
| Why would I buy options when I can sell them and collect money from retards on this sub? |
| not going to win that one |
| # BREAKING\n\nbers anoos |
| Carbon monoxide probably |
| Advertisers want on platform traffic my guy. The data licensing money is peanuts |
| "BREAKING: Groundbreaking U.S. government study shows Viagra may be instrumental to stopping the spread of cancer." |
| Netflix has generally abandoned the idea of making prestige or even reasonably good productions. There won't be another Stranger Things in their future. I subscribe 1 month of every 12 just to check out where they are now in their total deterioration. Yeah it's pretty bad.\n\nBut they're not losing market share. Revenues up 13% for the quarter. UCAN is the most mature and growth is the least there, but it's stronger in the rest of the world. There's a big business for making predictable crap for the world to consume. Something McDonald's discovered decades ago. \n \nThink of Netflix as being in the same business as McDonald's and you'll see why it's a strong buy. |
| I thought Cuba was next. |
| Green futes = Red open |
| It was a great movie |
| and this is why you don't get married and have kids folks |
| No, they will dump treasuries, not USD. |
| Sneaks LSD into his sister’s medications |
| it means Chongqing Huilai LLC |
| Leopold is done, memory is back |
| neither started trading yet |
| Markets care more what 🥭 says rather than what Iran does |
| I don't think the oil reserves will last that long. He fuct. |
| If America really is low on oil, can't you just use Diddys oil stash? |
| 🌈 |
| Best spot is your mum's living room |
| Dang, her boyfriend is going to be bigly upset with you 😬 |
| Chevron opening prediction for tomorrow ? |
| She got you, im sorry |
| Good luck soldier |
| Yeah our corporations would never use anything made in China right!?! 😂 |
| 🫵😂 |
| Only SPY is\n\nQQQ has been almost literally decimated lol |
| I will hold my calls all the way until the first minute of market open |
| They expire Monday. I bought them around when Nvda was at 200-202 |
| *Snapple bottle smash* |
| Memory will fly this week |
| Guys how are Google and micron green at the same time pre market. Not sure how I feel about that |
| Perimeters of a concept of a deal |
| Push a bad headline to a later date. Not letting the free market be free |
| Sideways is the way to go. |
| Futes fading. From +.70% to +.50%. \n\nEdit. Now .47 |
| mods need to ban perimeter this isn't r/math |
| Wait for Koreans to ruin everything |
| He chats with me on his app. At least I assume he’s the one responding to my stupid inquiries |
| Trump still has more peace deals to announce. But he will announce the big beautiful peace deal about a month prior to midterms and end it once and for all. |
| Well looks like War with Iran is over.\n\n\nBut war with Canada with is just beginning! |
| So if nasdaq futes are up bigly does that mean NBIS will also be up bigly? Because that after hours dump on Friday was very silly |
| For me billions are the default denomination, so it becomes JPY1. Bessent must be poor. |
| ELON for the win! BUY $SPCX |
| Manipulation probably |
| Where do you think the summaries are getting their answers from? |
| Infinite money glitch? |
| Should have gone into 10x oil shorts on perps lol. |
| Just 70 points away from my spx calls and I still have two days lmao |
| Market is not opened yet |
| Sounds like there’s no deal at all, yet oil is still dumping 🤣 |
| buy put calls next time |
| Memory bers will get what they deserve tomorrow |
| My jalapeños are coming in nicely\n\nGonna have so many I’ll have to pickle them \n\nOh yeah we pumping at open to flat/down tomorrow |
| Domestic yes, homegrown unlikely |
| We theta gang |
| My wife hit me with I have a job it’s watching the kids full time bs. I bit my tongue but it slipped saying being a SAHM is a luxury, you’re welcome. Big fight |
| Mercedes is for QQQ. Porsche is for QLD. Lambo is for TQQQ. |
| Just say the odyssey. Nolans’s best 10/10. My previous favorite of his was the Prestige but this movie is gonna be discussed forever. |
| Two Dragons it is |
| 🍑? You mean 🥭? |
| Could still print fasho |
| Can’t exit my put shorts yet for spx. So maybe I’m not out of the water yet |
| this is the way...to become broke |
| I left an oil long position in play over the weekend. I am about to have my first gap down experience when it opens 😂. \n\nIran you have 1.5hrs to get spicy to save me some money |
| "Trump cancels planned attack on Iran, saying he reached an agreement over the ‘perimeters of a deal’"\n\n \nThe perimeters of a fucking deal folks. We can just fuck around with this headline endless can't we? |
| High volatility is usually bearish |
| Tokenized duck fights |
| Gonna make an ebay return and the return address is complete jibberish, this is literally the first line:\n\nchongqinghuiliyoushangmaoyouxiangongsi |
| The FOMO tomorrow will be crazy and shorts will cover to SPY +3% tomorrow |
| Doesn't suck for their target market though. They must have something like 340M subscribers by now. Their revenues are up, so maybe subscriber growth is slower now but they monetize them better. Same difference. Profitable company with a bright future. Buy. |
| Buy calls as you think this is bullish news? |
| Who the fuck has that |
| Market is healing |
| CRWV! 🚀 |
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| I don't get how we are near ATHs. This past month was fn weird lol. Felt like lows every day lol. |
| I can’t touch the inheritance. Too many lawyers and bs |
| Real House dweller of Suffolk County reporting 🫡 |
| It is 2026, u can have a deal and firing missile at the same time. 😎 |
| Relax corn pop |
| What other kind of poisoning would you get at a fast food restaurant? |
| I think there is some real potential if we can pull it together, script this and go Hollywood.\n\nThis a way better plot than Sharknado. |
| You’re thinking this after it’s up 99% YTD? Insane idea. |
| Bols won |
| Come to commodities. We have monthly WASDE reports, and an unholy amount of leverage. |
| Futes looking dumpy but probably baiting shorts |
| plans the next week's scams obviosly |
| Love it! Puts will be on sale and I will load up. |
| Is it true 👁️ 🏃♂️launching 🚀 at the straits? I got rug pulled last week. If I let this shit happen again, I deserve to lose my port. |
| ONDS far too cheap rn |
| This is pretty wild. Man goo: there's a peace plan agreed to at the perimeter. \n\nIran: we agreed to nothing. \n\nOil prices: down 6 percent. \n\n |
| # SIT ON MY COCK IM ANXIOUS |
| I did. Theres a 15 min lag apparently if you're not paying. |
| doomscrolls tiktok |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| It's a mystery to me, too. Maybe people are making the classic mistake, thinking because Company A doesn't make a product they like, then Company A is bad. No, Company A just makes a product for a target market you're not in. You can invest in a dog food company without eating their product or even owning a dog.\n\nNetflix has about 340M subscribers now, and still growing. Revenues are still growing, up 13% on the quarter. That's more subscribers, higher rates and more ads in some combination. Whatever they're doing, it's still working.\n\nNetflix makes slop for people to half-watch while they play with their phones. I can hardly find anything worthwhile, and I limit my subscriptions to 1 month each year. I'm just not their target market. That's okay as long as a ton of other people are. Netflix makes me more money than I ever spend on them, and that's just how I like it.\n\nAnd just envision what Netflix can do when they really rev up the AI production engine. If their audience will pay to watch human-made slop, why wouldn't they pay for AI slop? Each person could end up watching a different iteration of some romcom or heist show. They're just iterations of each other now. \n\nAnd the ads will be like that too. Each person will see a somewhat different ad. AI will track the ads and recalibrate to increase their effectiveness. You could have an ad that asks you to upload your photo, then puts an AI version of yourself in the car and creates some Fast & Furious plotline for you, to sell you on that car. \n \nIn fact, why not just do a licensing deal with the Fast & Furious franchise, complete with an AI Vin Diesel? If he won't allow it, rest assured that the big name actors of the future will, or they won't be allowed to become big names at all. I could see a time when it's not easy to tell the ads from the content on Netflix.\n\nIn short, buy the dip. Netflix has an amazing future ahead of it. The key is, they think like a tech company and will take advantage of all the benefits that AI gives them, and not wring their hands like Hollywood wusses. |
| I wonder what the US agreed to make this second Hormuz deal happen? It's obvious the US is running low on missile stockpiles and 🍑 doesn't want to hurt midterms worse than it is now... |
| they failed on buyout attempts so unless amazon buys them they have no catalysts |
| It’s the literal answer to the question so..both? |
| hahaha had a good laugh for this |
| RED AT OPEN |
| Bullish? |
| Now you’ve convinced a bunch of idiots to go buy puts tomorrow and Apple will be up 3% |
| Leopold is going through the motions of all of us fries and chicken nuggie workers. \n \nWhen he is ready for his Wendy's shift, he can give me a call. We got plenty of openings. I have his damn apron ready. |
| That blonde lady is a pos, and the other pos's want her to be more popular. |
| What does Scam Altman do on the weekends? |
| its liquid and hyper, duh! |
| I’m going to full port spy calls at open sport for the impending dump boys |
| Just know I would have upvoted this but you were at 69 and I wasn’t gonna change that |
| Bols celebrated too early |
| Dang, I’m not long rn, I’m a failure 😔 |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| # Current Futures Levels [Investing.com](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=3f404e798caa814505f39dc3c56e69897b70c1f60a03df4723e5bc40fdf93925JmltdHM9MTc4NTYyODgwMA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=4&fclid=202f7691-4acf-6f61-0d88-61fe4b546e57&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuaW52ZXN0aW5nLmNvbS9pbmRpY2VzL2luZGljZXMtZnV0dXJlcw&ntb=1)\n\n* **Dow Jones Industrial Average (Sep 26)**: 52,635.00 (+255.00, +0.49%)\n* **S&P 500 (Sep 26)**: 7,519.25 (+46.75, +0.63%)\n* **Nasdaq‑100 (Sep 26)**: 28,404.25 (+166.50, +0.59%)\n* **Russell 2000 (Sep 26)**: 2,938.00 (−16.30, −0.55%)\n\n# Market Context [CNBC**+1**](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=b69ff1cd49dfdf8caa0c61b3c4ee4e2c20dc30d2161992ee3fd2b7b3b5f3a973JmltdHM9MTc4NTYyODgwMA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=4&fclid=202f7691-4acf-6f61-0d88-61fe4b546e57&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuY25iYy5jb20vMjAyNi8wOC8wMi9zdG9jay1tYXJrZXQtdG9kYXktbGl2ZS11cGRhdGVzLmh0bWw&ntb=1)\n\nU.S. equity futures are advancing ahead of key economic data and earnings releases. Investors are awaiting the **July jobs report** and a busy week of corporate earnings, including McDonald’s, Kraft Heinz, Costco, Walt Disney, Palantir, and semiconductor giant AMD [CNBC](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=b69ff1cd49dfdf8caa0c61b3c4ee4e2c20dc30d2161992ee3fd2b7b3b5f3a973JmltdHM9MTc4NTYyODgwMA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=4&fclid=202f7691-4acf-6f61-0d88-61fe4b546e57&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuY25iYy5jb20vMjAyNi8wOC8wMi9zdG9jay1tYXJrZXQtdG9kYXktbGl2ZS11cGRhdGVzLmh0bWw&ntb=1).\n\nThe rally is supported by optimism over economic resilience, but analysts note caution: Big Tech earnings were solid, yet investors are wary of sustained AI‑related capital spending without clear earnings growth [CNBC](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=b69ff1cd49dfdf8caa0c61b3c4ee4e2c20dc30d2161992ee3fd2b7b3b5f3a973JmltdHM9MTc4NTYyODgwMA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=4&fclid=202f7691-4acf-6f61-0d88-61fe4b546e57&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuY25iYy5jb20vMjAyNi8wOC8wMi9zdG9jay1tYXJrZXQtdG9kYXktbGl2ZS11cGRhdGVzLmh0bWw&ntb=1).\n\n# Global & Commodity Snapshot [Investing.com](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=3f404e798caa814505f39dc3c56e69897b70c1f60a03df4723e5bc40fdf93925JmltdHM9MTc4NTYyODgwMA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=4&fclid=202f7691-4acf-6f61-0d88-61fe4b546e57&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuaW52ZXN0aW5nLmNvbS9pbmRpY2VzL2luZGljZXMtZnV0dXJlcw&ntb=1)\n\n* **Euro Stoxx 50**: +0.31%\n* **FTSE 100**: +0.28%\n* **Nikkei 225**: +0.41%\n* **Gold futures**: flat\n* **WTI crude oil**: −6.70%\n* **Brent crude oil**: +1.22% |
| The dilemma of being a bol. |
| shhhh, there are great talks happening, don't interrupt them |
| Thank God we gapped up on literally nothing. The spx puts I shorted were free money. |
| Nobody really knows what’s going on… or do they? |
| 80 years of what? 80 years of prosperity that Japan would have never had if it didn't become the US' bitch?\n\nAgain, do you think Japan would become a 3rd world country without the US? |
| If you’re not autistic these days, you ain’t black! |
| Calls are saved |
| Futes looking juicy |
| we'll be back when we see SPY breaking ATH |
| Sir, this is a Wendys. |
| Probably Celsius and micron. Earnings week for sndk and celh so high volatility and anything positive the market shoots up |
| Nvda puts |
| Going that far OTM on this big of a company is very very special. Good luck lol |
| We have peace. Why isn't SPY 800 already. |
| Breaking news: If I angle the bag right, it will have enough clearance on all sides, and the bag of popcorn WILL rotate 360° inside the microwave\n\nPraise be to Orville Redenbacher! |
| Ber Fuk |
| My kind of vacation there. When do I board? |
| What were you holding |
| 🥭 claiming there's a deal on Hormuz coming Monday while Iran simultaneously fires a missle at another ship is peak timing in this simulation |
| If you thought this shit was going down you deserve whats happening to your port |
| I eat bubble gum on a live stream. |
| Of course |
| SPY ATH tomorrow |
| Is it dumb to believe in the RDDT AI longterm thesis? They’ll be selling our data sometime sooner than later and make bank |
| TIRED OF LIVING LIKE A BLIND MAN |
| I too am drowning in a sea of pointless pussy. |
| Oil down 10% market goes Bamboozled |
| Was good |
| Ahhahaha bears thought. |
| Seriously though, do y'all think we dump this month? Or do you think we make a new ATH?\n\nThis sideways shit can't keep going on. |
| MAG7 futures up 0.42% whereas SOX! up 0.11% |
| My Pomeranian is such a chick magnet. Took the little fucker to the beach yesterday. This couple parked their stuff next to me and started to chop it up with them. The guy left with his dog to the water and the chick got extremely chatty after. All kinds of red flags. I feel bad for the dude who knows what this thirsty bitch is up to. So I didn't pursue anything there. Then I had the dog resting between my legs after a few hours and some 9/10 gets all up on me to pet him. Thought she was going to pet my dick instead. Don't even like the dog that much he is fn annoying always barking but he makes up for it when I take him out in public. |
| Fake news. |
| That’s it never holding anything over the weekend. Lost sleep and lost money |
| Why does it keep leaking |
| Envy is the thief of joy, as they say . |
| Rookie numbers. |
| I can’t believe both the weekend Nasdaq and weekend oil were right. I guess we can’t make fun of them anymore. |
| Are we fucking back? |
| /6J gapped up |
| Can’t. Next week is my test to see if my vasectomy worked. Can’t wait to cum in a cup |
| I love palantir ❤️ |
| God damn it man. Iran attacked a tanker again |
| what’s the point of saving yen this way? isn’t this just gonna be a temporary relief and make the debt situation even worse for the future? |
| 💯 |
| Downvoted 3x |
| Appreciate the thorough response. Don't always get that around here. Will certainly do more research before diving into SPY options. |
| Can’t see it |
| You don't get it, it's the bottom because he sold |
| I was looking at that |
| Put your eggs b4 the chickens snatch |
| The anti ship missile just launched from sirik at a us tanker with ais turned off not gunna go well in south hormussy |
| Thanks. Where can you see the futures premarket? |
| just google them |
| The open source chinese models that are close in capability to claude/chatgpt aren't 50x cheaper. Kimi K3 is $15 per 1M output tokens, whereas Claude Opus 4.8 is $25 per 1M out tokens and Sonnet is also $15 (from openrouter). The models that are 50x cheaper are not very good.\n\nThese models are just as huge and also need entire datacenters to run. |
| 🥹 |
| open a futures account on think or swim and just don't trade them 🤌 |
| You indeed were wrong |
| Going to spend money I don’t have on a woman I don’t want cause she’s super hot and wants to fk. I’m so weak. |
| Not bad bump up from the Qs |
| Just got done contemplating whether to short or long oil futures. Came to the conclusion that both plays are regarded. |
| Downvote if 🫵 cranked it today |
| the last bear to make money, they had to make a whole movie about it 🤣😭 |
| Leocuck got bent over to sell at bottom ... |
| Message sent with invisible ink |
| As if earning would give useful information in the current era! |
| KFC gave me food poisoning 😔 |
| "it would have been the biggest attack since WW2"\n\nthis fat fuk delusions are getting deeper |
| No crying in the casino |
| Sorry bro hopefully you have prenup |
| buy the oil dip? |
| Are you applying? |
| Market opens flat and we all get theta fucked for a day |
| # RED BY CLOSE |
| TRUMP SAID IRAN TALKS WILL RESTART TMR |
| # has anyone tried the popcorn chicken bucket from kfc yet 🪣 🍿 🍗 \n\n**thank you for your attention to this matter** |
| Metatrader4 |
| Futes insanely green so we are guaranteed a green day tomorrow its going to pump insanely high spy 760 eod correction is over |
| Putting buy the dip between brackets is crazy |
| Wipe after market poops. |
| And VOO with its 10% gain is perfect, because the risk on that position is very low. Now, the regarded Leopold didn't play low risk trades. He used 400% margin buying high beta stocks increasing the risk. For that kind of risk, you should not be looking for a 10% gain, or even an 80%. Why? Because of exactly what happened to him. That's the stuff regards on here do, and at least most of the ones in here to knows how to lock in 1000% profits when they see it. Leopold hit the gains and didn't have the experience to adjust his risk. He's playing like he was still only investing $5 when he should be looking at adjust risk on a $100 account. |
| I yoloes SOXL with that dude last week. I'll believe it when I see the close tommorrow |
| When kospi open? |
| Inside your moms ass. |
| Was about 749 at this level back on 7/23 |
| qqq +3% |
| “Starting on day one, we will end inflation and make America affordable again, to bring down the prices of all goods.” “Thank you for your attention to this matter". |
| thanks doomer wojak |
| Remember i got MU calls so its gonna fucking dump into oblivion lads |
| Al Jazeera: Tehran says Hormuz negotiations with Oman in final stages |
| Damn, debt structure wasn't even the focal point of the post, you're a meany face, man. |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Be honest, how many of you regards have lost everything trying to trade this war? \n\nIve been off reddit until now but I just KNOW many of you fucks watched your port go to 0 |
| Gonna put a fresh pair of coat on this |
| Great time to buy oil calls when market opens. I don’t believe anything coming out of his mouth anymore. Iran is still shooting missiles at ships at this very moment |
| I COULDN'T CUT IT AS A POOR MAN STEALING |
| Danka |
| wheres next weeks earnings thread |
| These are 24 yr old doomers. 47 yr olds know it can’t happen again because of laws and stuff. We’re smart. |
| FAAAAAAAH |
| she looks like a child with downs mate |
| cvx opening above $200 tomorrow |
| Will this week finally break the bearish tech sentiment of July? I’d like a May melt up again please |
| Videuh games |
| Market gonna dump hard and I'm scared |
| Has to be really quick, or will spoil the meat. |
| My name jef |
| War will end tomorrow 09:29 EST |
| You ought to know, sweetie |
| Lmao the fuck are you talking about I’m known for congratulations to all bulls and call holders - just because I made 300% on puts doesn’t make me a bear just smart |
| https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/us-tech-100 |
| This shit right here is why I will never trade oil LMAO |
| PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP 😩😩😩📈📈📈📈🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂 |
| Sry clown, not today |
| retardation in here is extra high tn |
| You have to pay brother |
| where can i see the futes guys |
| Feels that way yes |
| Deal is close talks going well |
| Removed by reddit |
| NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN |
| Where you seeing these futures. I thought you couldn't see them for 2 more hours? |
| That’s about how bearish will get 1h after market open, just watch. |
| tomorrow I’m gonna be like woooooooooooo (or alternatively nooooooooo) |
| Think or swim is where I do |
| The hottest uggo |
| Sitting on $300 AAPL calls I got for $4.10. Hoping for a good morning. |
| ugh. It's after 6 pm EST. WHY ARENT FUTURES UPDATING ON YAHOO FINANCE!\n\nOPEN THE FUTURES CASINO YOU LAZY BASTARDS!! |
| Where do y'all get your futures ready so early? Tradingview does show them till like quarter after |
| Bers still in control don't get it twisted |
| Reminder: you’re a slave for a money that can and is printed for no cost |
| VIX tanking. And yet I am still very very afraid. |
| Weekend DOW was a lot stronger, we’ll see where it goes. Suddenly stopped being a fear mongering ber? |
| Bers r gon or bols r gon i duno |
| Rug pull started early today. |
| Bers absolutely wiped |
| Bears talk shit all time about Korea but you best hope that the kospi doesn't pump on this news cause if it does ....lmaoooo |
| OMFG KOSPI JUST GAP UP 10% AND ILL ORGASM |
| I've never tried ber meat but I imagine it tastes like semen and depression |
| Devolution boi eh? |
| Bibi approves |
| You don’t learn do you |
| 2hrs until anybody fuk |
| So what’s this equate to at the open? SPY 755/756? |
| It's a true bol era if KOSPI can stay green today |
| Relief from a massive escalation |
| That’ll do it |
| We all have the same game plan. The question is can we pull it off before it dumps by market open |
| Ber |
| 😴 |
| TradingView or Investing, both have WTI real time data. Investing even has futures real time data by the way. |
| We all up 1%+ once Iran says it is actually negiotating add in another 1%+, once we get a another ceasefire deal add another 2%+. |
| Bers LOL |
| You had me at two ply |
| I won’t be suprised if this goes red by open due to Japanese yen. Gonna see how the JPY trades overnight tho |
| Lol bears really try everything do they LMFAO |
| I told her our friends don’t even like her and nobody likes her |
| damnnn |
| Because it's the boyfriends |
| Circumcision of a deal. |
| Buy OTM calls on SNXX |
| LOL FUTES FLAT\n\nBULL IN SHAMBLE |
| Koreans will damp I can feel it, and no pamp on fake Iran deal news (I have calls) |
| Oh fk futes gonna make me fk |
| Bers real tough til there's a circumference of a deal |
| Who do you think is more toxic bears or bulls? |
| Is it about pulling money out of your inheritance to fuel your options trading? |
| You’re right, sorry |
| I can sell you that just venmo me the money |
| Red cat? |
| you see how my silver is outperforming you? do you see how my silver is laughing at you! |
| SOLS gonna make me rich |
| I wonder what awaits us in ***KOREAAAAAA*** 🫴 |
| LMAO 🤌 |
| gg bulls what was I thinking |
| where are you checking those? |
| Bers actually thot once again |
| Earnings will continue to be quarterly. Only companies with something to hide would want to report less often and the market punishes those companies. |
| As a perma bull it sucks to see low iq bols get so excited over Futes. Literally last sunday you guys went extinct at open |
| Watch disc golf ace videos |
| What are you talking about lmfao it’s a fucking hulk shrek dick |
| Bers literally tried to push under $730 from the last week of June to the fake sell off via the Fed last week. Market panic sucked in puts that day and now it’s going to be easy money. |
| That’s really a negative |
| Both sucked so hard. |
| What happened |
| KOSPI, are you going to dump this morning? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 |
| Mods |
| GFC? Gesus? Very 47 of you |
| https://x.com/i/status/2084036064126378174 \nMhm. 🤔 |
| BERS LMFAO |
| Not this time. |
| “Concepts” |
| Remember how bearish it was after hours Friday? |
| Need about 38900 more days of this green and I’ll be positive again |
| Amazon, Microsoft, and Google have drinken the Kool-Aid now\n\nIt's AI or bust for all of them now |
| YEEAHASHEYEAHAAHAHHHH AHAHAHHAW YEAAHHHH |
| Good luck man |
| Lmao BEARS! |
| It can only good happen |
| EXTINCTION EVENT |
| Milly Alcock is so hot.\n\nHaven't seen it but shame if it's bad. |
| Bols have you forgotten what a korean looks like? |
| Tf is that oil dump though, didn’t Iran deny they asked for a peace deal lmao? |
| 401k is moving into $SOXL |
| Trump says negotiations with Iran to begin Monday\nUS President Trump says negotiations with Iran, likely via intermediaries, are set to begin on August 3.\n\nWe got 4 weeks to pump to spy 800, QQQ 800, DOW 5500. |
| How could bruhbama do this to me? |
| You be quiet sir or madam |
| IBKR will charge less than 3% on JPY margin balances. Not sure what kind of leverage you can get, but 10x would be bad. The latest intervention moved the price by like 4%. You'd end up getting a margin call probably, which would suck extra hard since you can just wait until you recover otherwise. |
| So all in $SOXL tomorrow |
| Futes just opened, concentrate man |
| Memory bols are about to be let out of their padded rooms 🥲🥀 |
| He was right about memory and semis lol capex is going through the roof. That money is going towards all the companies he was invested in |
| Gap up then blood red |
| WHATS IT DOING |
| Imma short BE hard |
| Bears deserve this. They had their time and got greedy. |
| Bears dead |
| Degenerate? |
| it's like the carcass of the Emperor of Mankind being rattled for just a little more juice |
| Nah I’d pump |
| emergency rate cuts by EOW |
| Average bear |
| I can fix her |
| I’ll be honest, not as green as I expected. Should’ve saved the ceasefire announcement for tonight to get the maximum effect |
| It’s not early. They open at 6 Eastern |
| Lmfao I can’t believe 🥭has this much power over the markets when everything he has said for the past 6 months has been wrong lmfao I can’t with this shit 😂🤌 |
| Damn ATH coming. |
| I was waiting in line to use the nasty public bathroom at the park. \n\n\n\nA woman walks out of the bathroom and walks directly up to the drinking fountain and washes her hands \n\n\n\nMoments later a guy comes by an fills his water bottle from the same fountain \n\n\n\n\nThis is why I don't go outside 🤢\n\n\n |
| BREAKING NEWS: THE DEAL IS HERE AND OFFICAL |
| Fairs |
| # I’M SCARED TO LOOK HOW ARE MY SPY 730 CALLS BOUGHT LAST WEDNESDAY DOING |
| Hard to walk that one back |
| And blessed everyone with a new entry |
| Why was supergirl so bad compared to Superman |
| Futes are like precum nothing is ever made from them |
| BASED TIM APPLE |
| Bet |
| Bro I always check Reddit first and you fuckin scared me you dickhead. Anyways, LOL BER FUKKKKKK |
| Robinhood has it open at 6pm ET Sundays, \nand I’m sure some other brokers do as well |
| who keel snake oil |
| Forced liquidation event |
| Why is having a big dick a problem in your marriage? |
| I have my families life savings on a drone company. |
| Pets dot com |
| https://preview.redd.it/rmszac89b1hh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84e52e8ca23821fd052f2f0ef1b920c4407e0f39 |
| WTI fell like a rock, oil glut imminent |
| [Stock Market Futures - Investing.com](https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures) \n[Nasdaq Index Overview: US Tech 100 Futures Prices and News | IG International](https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/us-tech-100)\n\netc |
| Bers ge lol |
| Where can i buy 1000000x leverage nebius? |
| 🧂🧂🐻🐻 |
| I don’t trust futes anymore waiting for actual opening |
| Metatrader 4 |
| Very bullish big dump at open fake pumps |
| where can you see it? |
| Altair Minerals lets fckn go |
| Leopold was right on SanDisk, he just made a mistake using margin |
| cool gap down bers |
| Well it’s Sunday |
| Yen? Never heard of him |
| Game over |
| Art of the deal. Or “perimeters” of a deal |
| Oil bulls on r/oil crying in the casino right now xD |
| I feel that. Why not just use the cheaper guy then? Do you have to use your father in law? |
| Wife and I had our biggest fight. Big D word is getting thrown around. F me |
| WTI down 8% lol the commodities traders are supposed to be the sophisticated ones |
| Futures blood 🟢, bears in shambles |
| lol, that futures candle was limp ass. |
| Quick makeout with the mirror then I’m trading futures |
| Get ready for gap up |
| OMFG TECH FUTES +5% |
| Bears are so fucked |
| I'm not a bear or bull. I just play what the market is doing. y'all bootlicking simps keep coping lol |
| Seriously though, how often do you see confetti and champagne over futes only to have it collapse at open? |
| As far as this sub goes, 70 grand for a few years old mid-spec C class seems rather sensible tbf. Although, it is also true that you could have at least 300 QQQ 0DTE contracts instead… |
| Futes only real when they're up bigly |
| SPY ATH TOMORROW AND ILL STICK 10 WATERMELONS UP MY ASS |
| Where do people see futes this early |
| But still bending you over at the pump |
| Nice to see futes not going too crazy. I was expecting a stupid 1% pump |
| Thigh gap |
| Futures dying |
| It's so over...for ber |
| Memory of goldfish in here. |
| This is pretty big considering g we were down ah fri |
| Donald Pump says negotiations with Iran to begin Monday, didn't know i would get 2 tacos on Sunday. |
| Don't put your head next to the hole in the wall |
| Oil bols gaped |
| investing dot com |
| WSB short term memory loss. How did futes go again last sunday? |
| holy gap up |
| holy pump |
| This is a satellite… My retirement is secure… Not trying to be a dick, but I have $10.3m. I’m good. |
| Does anyone have a product they can sell me that will reduce friction and attenuate squeaking in my snakes? |
| like elon musk |
| I was ok with being morally and emotionally bankrupt but futes just ruined me financially |
| You deserve to lose. |
| I wouldve thought up bigly more but aight |
| Oil is almost $10 lower than Friday high holy shit |
| I feel you, I went from being up 30% YTD in June to being down -10% YTD by the 1st of August. I don't dabble in options, only shares, so I am hopeful and confident that I'll get my money back over time. |
| My shits not loading lol |
| # AND THERE IT IS \n\n# ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE GAP UP \n\n# BYE BYE BEARS |
| Stop using leverage People come here for information as to why a stock is behaving \nThe leverage sounds great but removes any idea of fundamentals \nYou may win short term but ask Leopold how it worked out. |
| Not a bad start but I need this pump to 10x |
| Hurry up give me my high 😓 |
| I came |
| please futures gods, don't make me look dumb for what I bought last week |
| Where can i see futes |
| hopefully once this war is over the beachfront tehran property i purchased from the honorable nigerian prince Ranof Widmai Muni is still intact |
| who'd have thought a pathological liar would lie again and no one would believe him! the boy who cried wolf |
| Gonna start loading spy put leaps this week |
| The irony of this scene being super red in the movie should not be lost. |
| Here we go, happy new year everyone! |
| It's a CYOA story |
| the mexican ladies at the gas station were not happy today, feel bad... wish i could make them feel better |
| Jesus |
| *which* gap will fill |
| Bye bye bear |
| You suck, dude. |
| We have, THE FUTES |
| lmao imagine being down on bitcoin. sorry but i have basic pattern recognition skills. bitcoin took me from 250k to 1.4M, now i own a house and business. ✌️\n\nit must be tough being an idiot. |
| So long as SPX doesn’t go below 7500, breaks above 7520, and holds, I think the push to 7800 starts this week. |
| Hedge funds getting ready to stack priority orders before open |
| Twas scryed in the loose IBS turd found in the men's room at the worst 7/11 in Tallahassee. |
| Because no one trusts them to keep intervening. So this intervention is an opportunity to sell more JPY. |
| fuses looking gap up |
| # BIG DICK GAP UP |
| I just DCA index funds on the other half of my equity bucket… This is a growth sleeve and has performed far better even after tax. Will leave positions to my heirs one day for one time step up in basis and keep capped in the meantime at 10% weight |
| Purple headed freaks checking the futures market ( as if spcx ever follows the indices 🤭 ) while waiting for their daily estrogen injections to kick in\n 💉 🤣 |
| Mom I am scare |
| Iran could do the funniest thing tonight before futes. |
| I like it, mostly because I bought some just under 301. |
| I’m reading WSB while taking a dump in a gas station bathroom after pumping gas into my car. It’s a sign. Pump and dump. |
| Green week incoming |
| Yay men! Oh man! |
| How will the market digest the taco |
| u can literally see the indicated price btw just look in your brokerage at the futures ticker lol |
| My moves tomorrow and the rest of my life is to just buy calls on sharpe dips if there are any |
| Before dinner on tuesday some ships will be hit again |
| Why shouldn't it? I mean peace has to come at some point right? I suppose it could turn into a 50 year war but if I had to take a bet I'd say sooner rather than later. |
| that's a clear short signal. brace yourself |
| The worst part is yet to come.\n\nThis war has to be payed for with inflation and reduced trust in the US. |
| You bers are so dumb. Weekend prediction markets all indicate it will be decently green futures. Go back to hibernating |
| What are these “futures” everyone is talking about and what are they saying |
| ope |
| Scam pump my bags Mr president |
| I don’t understand why this is making you so upset. They’re two different restaurants. I get that you were the sauce boy at PF Changs, but why does that mean you have to be a dumbass? |
| The market will not believe this deal.. watch |
| Why are you supporting someone who supports, and possibly is part of, the com?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/zx16a1hz91hh1.png?width=1001&format=png&auto=webp&s=0de40d9e9ff9b9276f6c5b2313897fafd8c4aed6\n\n |
| Could get it cheaper from another guy and I do pay him but it’s taking it’s toll |
| I'm literally Hungarian you degenerate |
| > I thought people were living paycheck to paycheck\n\nThat just means people are using all their money on useless shit |
| Sell naked options close to expiry. Plenty of upside potential every week, with the odds in your favor time-wise. Just don't use stops (or you'll be stopped out most of the time) and only sell ones you're comfortable with owning or being short if exercised. Only been exercised twice so far this year with one small loss. I typically only do 1 contract per trade to avoid a big loss on anything. |
| Let's see how this plays out. If I see $95, I am thinking of starting to short the stock. Not sure whether I will be borrow at that time at anything reasonable. I know I am being foolish.\n\nAt the end of the day I cannot lose more than 8825. |
| The line between retarded and brave is quite thin, but I walk it regardless |
| Took me a 2nd watch then I was hooked |
| THE STRAIGHT IS OPEN PER ORANGE MAN |
| Lol no way |
| Gey |
| **BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 2W - 0L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **AAPL** | $320.00 (above) | $307.07 | +4.2% | Aug 7, 9:57 PM | |
| # LMAO BUL |
| !banbet AAPL 320 5D |
| 2x leverage will be enough for you to shit your pants. |
| Trick your bank into thinking you’re rich |
| **No Active BanBet**\n\n| W | L | Win Rate |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| 2 | 0 | 100% | |
| !banbet |
| I'm so sick of this Iran bullshit |
| A gay carnival cruise through the strait of Hormuz |
| oil opening price? |
| Someone said MU is going to $3000 and I believe them, whoever they are |
| With oman |
| So like I’m doing |
| Fr i need this week to be nonstop green to break even... |
| Everyday is a basket full of fun surprises isn’t it? |
| Inform us why with news please |
| Hallelujah, it's raining puts! |
| How can I go 1000x leveraged on sndk |
| **BanBet Error** — You're banned from banbets for 36 more hours |
| !banbet SPY 735 1d |
| I don’t get any of it yet, cuz I really am a regard in all the senses. But, here if it matters at all to you or anyone.\n\nOPUS 5 responded:\n\nHa — fair. Though the structure clarification does change the picture: if the active sleeve is half the equity bucket, that's roughly 30% of total, which is a satellite, not the strategy. That's a much more defensible thing than the original post implied.\n\nThe sharpest thing in your reply is the Apple trim: the shares you sold were up about the same as the ones you kept. That's a clean separation of two activities that usually get bundled together. The returns came from picking three names that compounded and sizing them big enough to matter. The trim/rebuy cycle is doing something else — it's managing concentration and generating tax events, and on that lot it neither added nor cost you much. Worth keeping those in separate mental buckets, because if you attribute the returns to the timing, you'll keep doing the timing in a regime where it stops working.\n\nOn the beautiful problem — one thing worth naming: three names isn't three bets. AAPL, GOOG, and AMZN share a factor exposure. Whatever repriced mega-cap tech in 2022 hit all of them at once, and would again.\n\nThe question that usually resolves the sell-vs-hold tension isn't a tax calculation, it's whether the boring core alone already funds the retirement. If it does, the concentrated sleeve is surplus capital, drawdowns there are regret rather than ruin, and paying LTCG to diversify buys insurance you may not need. If it doesn't, the concentration is load-bearing and the tax bill is the price of not having your plan depend on three correlated positions.\n\n*BSSS*\nTools that sidestep the binary, if you haven't already looked at them: donating appreciated shares through a DAF if there's any charitable intent (kills the gain entirely), exchange funds (7-year lockup, defers), harvesting losses elsewhere to offset trims, and a systematic trim schedule instead of a discretionary one — the "wait for strength" instinct is exactly what keeps a position overweight. And if bequest matters at all, step-up at death changes the whole calculus.*BSSSSS*\n\nStill not a financial advisor — but which side of that funding question you're on is the fork worth answering first. |
| open the CASINO |
| Bearish.\n\nLooking at the state of things it's not looking good. Tomorrow could well be Black Monday. |
| Its guys because at the end of the day we have each other 🫂 |
| You mean investors? |
| It’s a fucking moonshot ladies and gentlemen. Until halfway through the trading day tomorrow, we are all gonna be rich. |
| I can assure you there is no saying like that in Hungary you twat. |
| 5 minutes until my life has meaning again |
| Pump baby pump it up we got to pump it up |
| So mu pump or dump |
| Both |
| Woo futes |
| Both if I have enough candles 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Wrong sub |
| Always diplomatic! |
| you regards still playing memory are insanely brave |
| The market won’t believe in the peace deal for the seventeenth time…. Surely.., |
| Yes |
| Frankly, I think regard is somehow funnier because I know some folks that sign their emails with a closing Regards, I chuckle to myself every time. Also, I originally thought the regard thing started around the time that Reddit was going to IPO and they banned a lot of subs and also language at the time. I like to think that I'm highly regarded. |
| WSB in shambles\n\nSPY still at 744\n\nWhat did we learn this week about trusting the Koreans |
| I went in on meta nflx and rddt before close so...yeah sorry |
| what are the confilcting ones? \nall i could see was tehran mentioning a deal. |
| 🌮 **🥭 🍊** |
| Zoom out of SPY the last 30 years or 20 years fuck it the last 12 months? What do bears see? |
| Right, but let's say some obscure heavily paywalled Bloomberg article is where the information first appears. Whoever has that subscription will get to trade on it first, even if someone from an non paywall publication reports on it 10 mins later. |
| Looking forward to a new week of rollercoasters with my friends and enemies on this highly regarded sub 🥳 |
| We all know it’s a lie from 🥭 and he’s trapped and desperate to get out. But that’s got to be good for another 0.7% on SPY. The escalation doesn’t come until Wednesdays |
| Circuit breaker 5 min into futures open because I have calls |
| My girl went to the usher concert tonight. She said don’t believe any video of her it’s AI generated. Said she’s spending the night at her girlfriend’s house too and that she loves me.. wtf? |
| I want to help support my friends and family, so I'll pay full price. |
| I've never expected a handout |
| Mango is the least serious person I know.\n\nBut he’s def very serious about peace |
| Need a semi rally after I didn't sell last week on that jump in MU etc. |
| I don't know if I can handle a rugpull anymore. |
| why? Strait is going to open on this new peace deal |
| Canada has to handle the Greenland invasion to make up for it? |
| You have to subscibe to his pre-tweets |
| Pray Rddt doesn’t crash again.\n\nLike come the fuck on |
| As long as the reports are staggered we will be okay. Like if we had META or MSFT instead on META and MSFT. Still plenty of gambling to be had. |
| do you guys wait till the 8pm stock open or just jack off at 6pm futes |
| Fruit got cucked by Justin Trudeau quite literally, and now he is trying to punish Canada like the big man he is |
| Conflicting headlines, but it doesn’t matter because the algos will pump this to the heavens for the 50th time again |
| Its fine if you can afford it and weigh the cost outlay like going to a concert or something. I have seen lots of folks not treating it like that. Casinos are depression factories for lots of people. |
| Im good with this price. I think anything under 200 is a steal long term. I just like the stock |
| Hell is coming tomorrow |
| GTA6 |
| Will 🥭 be serious with peace?\n\nOr keep inside trading and make billions for his family?\n\n \nYou experts here tell me! |
| “Give us one last pump”\n\nThat’s what she said |
| Yes |
| Up or down? |
| Sitting here with my options profit calculator getting ready to count my chickens before they hatch 🐣 🐣 🐣 |
| What’s the other half of your personality built on? |
| Just need QQQ to open at 740 tomorrow and I’m set. |
| That thing has gotten molested past few weeks |
| https://preview.redd.it/y55b5sp491hh1.jpeg?width=1018&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e5802c9eed8f0e1b704d62d5a460d115b5503e6 |
| Hear me out. A Carnival cruise through the Strait of Hormuz |
| well bears...what did we learn? |
| Fuk it … DJT calls. He’s gonna tweet 1,000x this week. |
| I didn’t see anything on his truth? Source? |
| I thought you were about to connect it to cum-in-chief |
| He thinks a parameter is how you measure ghosts. |
| WHY WOULD THE KOREANS DO THIS\n\nedit: my apologies the koreans are still having breakfast . Very uncouth of me |
| Legit stupid, or just doing a bit? |
| If they're obviously trying to pump it's gonna rug. I'm not saying I won't fall for it, I just want to be clear I'm stupid enough to think it's happening and I'm going to walk willingly into the trap. |
| im so fucking bored man, open the casino already |
| I agree that Big Tech is so important that they would get bailed out. Possibly with equity interest from the government like with the automakers or banks. \n\nBut where are we hearing that the market can’t handle debt from Amazon or Google? |
| done 🙂 |
| No the plan is kept on the perimeter of the “talks”. |
| *Boe Jiden* is a Bitcoin |
| I had a feeling about this. But I've never been to an actual casino 🤌\n\nand I never want to go tbh |
| About time |
| Netflix sucks. Period. |
| Definetely |
| EOSE |
| God help us. As if Canada did it on purpose |
| https://preview.redd.it/qbhlvoux81hh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37df4db9ca9e9dd603c1338d0b5fbf9ef89e0749 |
| 10 minutes until fake world peace wreak havoc on dum bers |
| Loki and the tree of knowledge |
| thankfully i'm from tennesse where you fool me once can't get fooled again |
| Casinos can and will extend you a line of credit, so you can gamble on margin too. |
| Kospi and us Futes opening same time is gonna pump this to shit |
| Nobel |
| https://preview.redd.it/27vm74ms81hh1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b95007fce5cf98ba3ee51282181edee86eab2ccf |
| Bond ETF and chill |
| Bro, amc-list is $29 a month for 4 movies a week. |
| I didn't read any of that but does anyone have a smelly finger and continue to smell it? |
| Because they’re the exact same type of restaurant? Mega chain that markets itself as high quality food. But you probably don’t see that because you think you’re eating some special unique product at Cheesecake Factory. \nLmao how effing sheltered are you that Cheesecake Factory is worth defending like this 🤣 |
| I don't need to be right 80% of the time. \n\nI just need to be right once on a 10,000x banger. $100 -> $1 million. Easy. |
| In France, we don't have this kind of product. We got only warrant and turbo ( and leverage). |
| why people cant give me top jobs in AI without experience, get a anthropic GF telling me the secrects ... being fired for telling secrets and then getting a laudering money job in ftx and then billions on investments just for me to leverage the tits out of it.... just to be billionaire even loosing billions |
| "This fella looks like a bag holder." |
| If I'm helping friends or family its always free or at a discount, but when a friend or family has ever helped me out I go into it fully expecting to pay them back |
| Okay good for you man for having that conviction. But most people did not think there would be a huge run up in semis or memory 3 years ago. I think you’re overestimating the rest of us. |
| AI |
| Almost time for people to overreact to fake futes |
| Nah I doubt he even knows what that word means |
| You never know how many times you can get fooled until you get fooled that many times. |
| shut up dude |
| No I just exaggerated it for comedic effect. But GFC it went down like 55% and dotcom it was like 50%. That was before the stock market was rigged by the FED tho so idfk I'm just a regard |
| FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC BUY EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW, IT'S FUCKING MOON TIME |
| shut up dude |
| TRUMP: HAVE DECIDED A PUNISHMENT FOR CANADA ON WILDFIRES , BUT WON'T SAY YET |
| So wut’s the diff between perimeter vs parameter 🤔 |
| Full price, but better not be a half assed job |
| Fear mongers YouTube is doing its job |
| WHATS MU DOING? |
| The bubble is underwritten by US government and all these companies can continue to be propped up by them. DOD on its own is getting a $1.5T budget. They can throw billions dollar contracts at any AI company who makes the right contributions when the need comes to prop them up. \n\nThat alone will keep the bubble going for at least two more years. |
| KOSPI UP 7% PREMARKET LMFAO BERS |
| 🌮 |
| Captain of the good ship lollipop. |
| I think he meant parameters |
| Chevron calls for Friday |
| There is a Hungarian saying; "The jar of shit got on the shelf and now it thinks it's jam" and that's how I feel when I call myself an investor |
| 15 minutes before futures open Donald Trump says he thinks we have a deal on Hormuz |
| So during the run up to the midterms the next three months, are there traditionally any safe havens except cash, or will it just be kind of an overall flat shit show? |
| That’s also a very strong possibility. |
| I don’t feel so good Mr. Griffin |
| Expect him? No. But if they did I'd begrudgingly and quietly pay it then complain to my SO about it |
| “Talking to them in the form of negotiations”… do I smell another concept of a plan? 😂 |
| How does hyperliquid work? |
| 🥭 went from concept of a deal, to outline of a deal to perimeter of a deal. What's next, shadow of a deal? |
| This is definitely top 1% commenter content if I’ve ever seen it 👀 |
| Did he give your wife’s boyfriend a better deal? |
| Why did you go long oil? |
| will never understand how of all places in the world, you guys are somehow negatively polarized against perps lol |
| Cope harder bears. Those unlubed spikey, spicy green dildos are coming for that ass 9:30 a.m. SHARP\n\n \nyou may now begin your scheduled rectum stretches. |
| Transfer Pricing |
| I am concerned at how many people are starting to treat Hyperliquid seriously. |
| whole foods somehow sold me a chunk of meat that was 95% tendon dinner ruined |
| Turns out you were not an insider. |
| Retard did I catch you getting profits?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/tpmun8i581hh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=162788898d24b525e674983f9e5802c8fe5ef918 |
| I don't doubt wallstreetbets |
| Appreciate your reply |
| just to see the vibes/sentiment of individual stocks and sectors, like it looks like memory is gonna have a bounce Monday (although you can’t really trust that cuz that depends on what happens with Kospi) |
| Deal on Hormuz -Trump\n\nBEARS FOOKED |
| I like the stock |
| Not judo. Gentle way my ass. |
| Question my wife and I are fighting about:\n\nIf your father in law owned his own nursery and garden center and you used him for landscaping would you expect him to charge you full price with tax ect? |
| Regards looking at hyper liquid and hyper analysing the two traders in Mexico trading Nvidia |
| At least in a real casino, you can only lose the money you brought. \n\nHere, you can lose money you don't even have with margin\n\nLMAO 🤌 |
| I'm gonna get liquidated |
| https://preview.redd.it/7csb86ey71hh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2fbdf6d3d5898713ce2c925d0d9281d79221bf6 |
| Idk how many of us have 100k a month and a copper wire that’s a millisecond faster than the average person. It’s for HFT firms to give them more of an edge that will cancel out anyways because they will all have the same advantage they had before but they will all be the same again lol |
| The moonwalk, the twist, and some pop lockin'. |
| 15 minutes, prepare the champagne |
| I guess we'll see! |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| We need roaring kitty to coordinate another short squeeze. Beyond is a prime target. |
| They should of live streamed the war on twitch.\n\nthe US lost a huge opportunity to raise military money through twitch donations. |
| 16 minutes donkeys |
| https://preview.redd.it/2giwyk7v71hh1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77b11b5e52dd59c870f50c84585ec371c9313102 |
| You can see the future. |
| depending on how futes open it's either fucking over sell everything or we're so back buy fucking everything |
| Maybe they drop on Monday (as usual) |
| I bet nasdaq down, S&P up |
| Sol cracking math problems and BTC stable, impressive |
| The navy has been in the area for awhile. |
| what happened? |
| The yen intervention is priced in. Been over 160 for weeks. I’m bearish, but the “Yen problem” isn’t bigger news |
| Whoa guys breaking news another deal is being made.\n\nWe pumping or dumping tomorrow |
| Oh what do you know. There’s a deal 20 minutes before futes open 😂 |
| No way the markets up tomorrow before sndk and amd earnings |
| Shorting 3x SPCX |
| In bears heads “Is hyperliquid true??” |
| Greedy people are fools\nBears are gey and greedy \n\nYou a bear or a fool? |
| Finviz free version wasn’t terrible last time I tried it, but it’s been a minute |
| Mango Mango shower me your Reds! |
| Hold up, you don’t actually think that number is possible do you? |
| Nobody gives a crap about what this dummy thinks |
| Best I can do is a German spot in an old train car. The Sausage N Cider Caboose. It's gonna be a hit, mark my words. |
| If you are taking Hyperliquid seriously, then you are really down bad. Get a life regards |
| Or repeat of last Sunday where we got a giant rug-pull at 9:30AM |
| Honestly I had a feeling it will go down to but didnt have the balls to buy Puts. |
| True. It's really just compartmentalization, and this has been done for ages. Honestly, it's not the fact that it's structured this way but rather the scale of borrowing that is concerning |
| My 8/7 SPCX covered call has 181 IV% is that high? |
| Being a memory bull is rough these days, is it too much to ask for a few green days in a row? |
| 🥭'w insider trading subscription is now live. Which one of y'all got it? |
| would the order still sell after 4pm if it dropped after hours |
| I'm planning to exit and stay half cash half stock this august |
| You're going to be RICH... |
| Yes, everything is stored on their site in their conditioning room. You don't need to control it individually, but that would be cool. \nYeah, I used to brew a ton with a friend of mine, and yeah the cleanup sucked, but once you got into a rolling cycle of brewing it just became clockwork. |
| How can Japan be in so mich debt but also own so many US Bonds?\nJust sell them and pay back your debt? |
| So... print trillions, fund infrastructure, pump stocks, and make taxpayers backstop the downside? Sounds like a standard Tuesday. Calls it is. |
| War or not war, oil or not oil, market doesn't care, Trump is ok to stop bombing, and money keeps to go to into the pocket so tomorrow : very GREEN for semi, they lost a lot, it's time to pump back ! |
| I still owe my son his HS graduation gift which will be a transfer into his brokerage account...someday |
| https://preview.redd.it/rxc4mlr771hh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27d3657b0d569b31c1aa9f9bdd8f384ecc3de7c8 |
| Surprised they even let you win the first time. The online casinos as re programmed to make you lose way faster than IRL casinos |
| thats fine cash in before the dump midterms coming so like previous midterms it will dump right before quite obvious |
| Not a fan of the TACO nickname. Why would we egg him on? |
| Who Is in this WE you speak of? If buy puts on that day I’ll be rich if go for calls I’ll just get F like any other day TACO happens. |
| is MACD mcdonalds people say technical analysis for men is what astrology is for women lowkey kinda true |
| High beta stocks gonna fly August then absolutely rekt in Sept |
| It puts downward pressure on the value of the Euro relative to the Yen, but the treasury’s action was far too small to cause any meaningful or structural impact to the Euro. The Eurozone’s currency is the second most heavily traded asset globally, so a $10 billion euro sale represents less than 0.5% of a single day’s trading volume |
| AGI will not evolve from current models. When AGI comes, current models will be the equivalent of books today from a human perspective. Totally useful, but just repositories of knowledge. |
| Calling them “hidden” is bullshit. Don’t buy into that description. It makes it sound like these companies are doing something unethical or illegal. This stuff is standard. |
| I actually wasn't smart enough to understand it, so I asked Claude to summarize it for me ;)) |
| https://preview.redd.it/y93bukyz61hh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c68059cf4c5e62cd9fcb74818c9c4697204ca50c |
| LMFAO |
| Only 🐻 on it |
| There should be a TACO restaurant named "Whore Moose" |
| That’s bullish. Look at MAG7 once the platforms go to shit for users that’s when they print money. |
| Nailed it. \n\nOP is karma farming off https://youtu.be/HXlcMbxzz0U |
| Both ways.. pay attention to RSI and MACD. |
| nothing, macro-wise its a drop in the bucket. |
| Deepseek V4 flash released on Friday. It is better than Claude Opus 4.8, which means that Deepseek demonstrated that you don't need a ton of high-end compute to run a model better than Opus 4.8.\n\nWhich means less compute demand :/. Deepseek V4 flash is also 99% cheaper than American models, costing $0.28 to produce the same output as $25 worth of Opus 4.8 tokens. \n\nAlso the Chinese announced a bunch of chip building things, and are building their own chips so they can eliminate reliance on NVDA.\n\nThis info is current as of 08/02/26, which is when I read about it :/ |
| Hear me out. A gay carnival cruise through the Strait of Hormuz. |
| Do what I do — set a trailing stop loss |
| Which way |
| Any free screener recommendations? |
| This is a 50/50 draw |
| Giving proper credit? In this economy?\n\nOP will link to a video that's a mirrored form of another video which had the watermark cropped out of the original. |
| Shorting the market tommorow ! \n(I'm retarded) |
| Saving face 😆😆😆 |
| 4 MAT/C |
| META |
| This post made me look in to it. It was definitely overpriced last year but I think I am gonna buy a little bit when the market opens. |
| Learn to origami a 1 dollar bill into a swan and sell it for 20. EZ. |
| You can't deduct 100% of your gambling losses in 2026. You owe the federal government 10% of that 17k you no longer have bud. |
| What if amd runs up till earnings and then dip |
| Depends on Korea but we might open at 900 tomorrow! |
| Get an appreciating asset and keep borrowing against it. |
| What's happening in the strait of\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bnn3jjwk61hh1.png?width=1402&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb42cb6167831cc9d81e1dbfdfe7017558ed0a2e |
| I assume they were all placed in a conditioned space for fermentation? So you don't really get to control that individually?\n\nI would do something like this. I used to do it all solo and it's so much cleaning...not worth it anymore lol |
| Guys this is a new month, now it's our turn to play south korea |
| F |
| Let’s fuckin goooooo!!! |
| Buying chevron |
| Maybe hyperliquid or something (or just old info) |
| My bad meant to send to Barron |
| That's exactly what I was looking at |
| Bro watched casual finance's video from yesterday |
| Let me predict . Futures up 1 to 2% oil down 10% on nothing but words the same words that been said for the past 6 months. |
| The thing is that those doing purchasing are more heavily weighted than most trading spy |
| Hahahahahahaha |
| You have literally no idea what you’re talking about |
| https://preview.redd.it/71l4v0vf61hh1.png?width=1298&format=png&auto=webp&s=b84031f317f5c42f88b355224f7fd07757884bea |
| Good point. I’ve been using a free one on YouTube. Wanted to try Warrior Trading’s but ehh. |
| SPY 0dte or 1dte options |
| Look all I’m saying is, if I was 🥭, the way I’d show everyone that a subscription for early access posts to my posts is worthwhile is by changing the market 30 minutes after open |
| Especially a 4MAT/C |
| MU mooning on hyperliquid. |
| RDDT ber thesis: Reddit used to be good. You know "old reddit", where you gooned to some obscure porn sub - without logging in - that one guy updated very infrequently. In old reddit youd speak to humans about cheese or stocks and, yes, what they said was retarded. Now today what they are saying is just as retarded but AI and bots are involved. Also, mods. |
| It's mostly luck with just enough skill to convince you you have the secret sauce to trade them with an edge until your account bleeds out or explodes.\n\nYou can get better entries/exits with experience, but as an instrument, 0DTEs are mechanically designed to take money from retail over time. Every position is rapidly decaying from theta so your timing and read needs to be perfect every time. \n\nMechanical stops don't really work out other than to prevent complete catastrophes as any stop tight enough to matter is also tight enough to cut most of your winners.\n\nPile onto a drop/spike that reverses before you can get out and you're either stuck closing for a likely large loss or having to hold and hope it goes even further in the direction you initially predicted than when you bought in. Because even if the underlying gets back to where it was when you bought, the theta loss and likely lack of velocity that was there when you purchased the option means you are stuck underwater. \n\nSo of course the natural 'solution' to this is to add to the original position like OP did. You're getting a cheaper theta and now if SPY moves back to your entry you should be net positive, close out the trade for a nice win. That works great, until it doesn't. Because now if it moves against you after a second trade you're even worse off than before, and you get tempted to add a third time because of course your read wasn't wrong and it's going to drop/spike any second. Only now, the market decides to just oscillate in place for 30-60 minutes and you are watching theta eat your first, second, and third buy-ins. Pretty soon, you're thinking a 4th buy in to average down even further might be in order and then a tweet spikes or crashes SPY and you either made or lost a shit ton of money instantly. \n\n |
| My boy is done school too but the fucking Mooch isn't moving out. His post secondary school is about 10 minute drive from here.\n\nHe doesn't know I am charging him rent and buying oil stocks lol. |
| Thank you |
| It has been lately. The swings have been so drastic that you don't know how it's going end until 4pm. |
| yeah this is worse for thetagang, it will take a couple cycles for the markets to accurately reprice how much bi yearly volatility should be worth |
| Anyone know a good infinite money trick |
| I mean, brave thinking this will pump us by much if at all at this point. \nThe Yen problem is a bigger news story rn imo |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| turned 1k into 17k yesterday playing BJ online and lost it all today. Do i belong here ? |
| Incel apple |
| Ik I was jk |
| Love the smell of grilled bull in the evening |
| This week? |
| TIL Iranians can't count to 3... |
| I agree with everything you said but if we get even more perspective some of these sociopaths and even soverign nations (China) quite possibly have visions of AI being the ultimate super weapon. A digital "consciousness" that invades any system, controls military weaponry autonomously and ultimately controls humanity. Sounds far fetched, but could be entirely possible. The AI race from business model and equities standpoint may pop but the buildout is very real along with R&R and the potential. |
| That’s understandable |
| We are either joeover or so broama back |
| I think the key is really focusing on setting up a great screener. If you know your screener is full of good entries, what do you care if you get stopped out of something else? |
| Why are you on hyperliquid |
| please |
| Hope you make wife changing money this week my boy |
| I'm kinda into fupas |
| lol xD |
| https://preview.redd.it/53b9zeo461hh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b250a4d7ddd711de48aef0cc4ad26c2a5a75b6a6\n\n |
| Yo bulls we back ? |
| They go down to 800 this week don't worry |
| i buy Putas every week |
| Cash gang is a vacation as long as i please 🙂 |
| all in on amd\n\n |
| I think you just watched a YouTube video and learned about SPVs for the first time. At least link the video and don't pawn this off as your own screed. |
| 3 monthly earnings is dumb from an operational standpoint. One little blip and your management has to spend weeks making short term bad choices to try to catch up while simultaneously crafting a constantly changing story and financial scenarios in the event the hail Mary doesn’t work. It’s disruptive and erodes value in my experience. |
| Only a greedy person wants profit. \nA wise person just wants to make their money back. |
| Pls let me make money this week or my wife will stop having sex with me |
| People don't go to the movies as much anymore because of costs but when a good movie comes out people will go. For me, this was my first time going to the movies in almost a year |
| https://preview.redd.it/ylw24tb061hh1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=660b9c33ad30bdf9659fd0c2150988a911bd9d9b\n\n |
| The battle of whore moose 🫎 |
| wtf why is NVDA dumping on hyperliquid |
| Phew only 27 minutes remaining for the computers to go back to work they really need these weekends to take a break from all this hard work |
| This is so gey you had to make the laser green |
| With rates this high better be careful regards |
| I seriously don’t see the long term appeal of META. But I guess that’s kind of irrelevant for this sub. |
| Always funny to look back on how much that game was hated and now it is seen as one of the best Zelda games. |
| VIX at 16 is ideal time to buy some putas |
| Woah I played it for the first time in like 15-20 years last week. |
| Pre-market is always wrong. |
| People aren’t actually living pay check to paycheck. They’re blowing all of their money on stupid shit. |
| Folks looking at old futures & jumping to conclusions.... |
| very smart |
| Fix please crash how else am i gonna entertain myself until kospi opens |
| Idk how many rugpulls I can take anymore. |
| Green is confirmed. How thick is the question |
| I’m kicking myself for not setting my stops in wdc, mu, sndk. I was up 250%. Got greedy |
| Bear extinction event again ? |
| Shown me the way master |
| The trick with time bubble is splitting yourself into different time slot! 525960 slots would give you the equivalent of 10 years of working. |
| Futures are open? |
| And? Half of America is driving around in a $70,000 F-150. |
| Sold my MU stonks on Friday. Now we go to $1400. You're all welcome |
| When it costs $100 for two people and some snacks |
| Si senior. Futes open in 30m |
| I’m new to this but from what I’ve seen across trading commentary is that stops cause more issues than anything. Not that I’ll never use one, but I keep hearing about traders getting stopped out just to watch a stock run without them. |
| It’s literally all I do. I hate it |
| You like kiddie graphics? |
| What made you think it was going down? Esp bc they beat earnings?? |
| is tihs red im seeing friday's price? |
| Should check the Under Armour stock out. |
| This gonna sound cliche as fuck but time and no contact homie. Was broken up with after 9 years last January. Stopped crying about it after 7 months. Stopped thinking about it every day after 9 months. Finally “got over it” after a year. Still think about them and miss them from time to time, but I’m chilling now. \n\nYou need to remove them off of everything and go no contact. The longer you have them in your vicinity in any capacity, the longer it’s gonna take to heal. I tried to be friends with them after and every time they posted on IG I was back to square one. \n\nIf I could go back in time, I would’ve blocked them on everything right after and moved out of the shared house immediately instead of waiting for the lease to be up. |
| All in next time we get there |
| Military clashes on whore moose right now |
| never been a better time to be a bear \n\ncant wait to just buy puts an hour after open sell them mid day and repeat before last hour\n\nuse the theta decay to your advantage stocks dont move at all for hours at a time so just buy before these volatility windows\n\ncash out before close which if you use a real broker gives you 15 min after market for Qs and SPY put profit into SGOV |
| how are you seeing it? market isnt even open |
| Recession cancelled - we have reached the Golden Era 🥂 |
| what does that mean for the Euro? |
| More 4 u |
| Friday was brutal |
| thats crazy though, yesterday Becky was complaining that she made too many Matcha Frapuccinos, and it was not under her control. Did you have taco bell yesterday? |
| Because it’s all put on a credit card |
| 7 |
| VIX 50 is sort of a meme |
| Not open yet sillies |
| Yes bet everything using a 20% Apr loan, 125 grand |
| https://preview.redd.it/0l5xcfb751hh1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df52551a5af58d6ad886612a5eb924680cba5c85 |
| Stick a knife through the back of its head first |
| why don't you try getting boiled alive and let us know. |
| So how much money did I lose tonight - is what I ask myself anytime I open my account in the morning. I'm pleasantly surprised when the answer is none. |
| I know I’m lame AF, but I also don’t understand how these movies are grossing so much money in 2026\n\nI thought people were living paycheck to paycheck\n\nHow’s everyone watching Odyssey @ IMAX & Spider-Man❓\n\nJust buy calls 💯 |
| terrible potential returns/EV vs trading\n\nalso no potential of leverage either |
| It really pulls the room together |
| Will there ever be a moment the market decides what 🥭says is just bullshit and all confidence is lost lmfao 😂🤌 does not appear so |
| Finally playing Wind Waker again. It’s still peak but now I want a GameCube controller. Keep messing up using this Xbox controller. |
| Only the financial kind. Nothing turns me on more than watching short sellers get liquidated. |
| What news just came out. We just went from being super bullish to retarded levels of bearish. I think we are cooked or getting a massive V |
| u/zjz \n\nCan you reset crash, please 🙏 |
| The food makes for cranky people |
| Dumb money? Kinda. Just gotta set your stops for all this damn leverage causing problems. |
| Why 8/14 if earnings are 8/5? |
| ia cu pâine chad intel vs virgin micron \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/men01d6u41hh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeab8f63c99321b2da917f6d3f10fc1ec259adb8 |
| So futes pump and rug at open ? The usual I guess |
| Boiling lobster for the first time. \n\nIs this little guy going to feel pain? Am I supposed to knock it out or something before I cook it? |
| e é dentro de todas as 5 |
| But as OP mentioned, they actually are doing well and raised guidance... |
| Who TF is this guy?! I mean, I've read his bio but he's not relevant, in any meaninful way. Above avg smart guy from Ivy league who got gifted a leg up. Still one of us. |
| Holy Futures |
| ####🎶Makin' my way downtown. Walkin' fast, faces pass and I'm homebound🎶🎵 |
| I lol’d. snorted even |
| Like Chris Camillo? |
| RDDT 165 |
| I HOPE ALL MEMORY BOL MAKE MONEY |
| You watch questionable porn? |
| Buying the dips on AAPL and META. Buying NVDA for earnings run up |
| I will just buy more VTI. |
| Photoshop isn’t really a thing anymore. I think you mean AI. |
| And what an island |
| https://preview.redd.it/1uqgcctm41hh1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb5ce82b222cd0ce88a0ceca98a8f11e26ec7797 |
| Trend investing is a thing |
| I dont know what to say |
| just saw ytube video on "ORCL is cooked" buying calls tomorrow how can they doubt our boy larry |
| Braodcom is about to breakout of this range soon tho |
| People will complain, but this is likely the way back to quality content and communities. Smaller walled gardens. It's not ideal, but it's a solution. |
| I just started my AI company\n\n \nIts called Ponzi AI, we don't produce anything, we don't do anything at all, but we're diluting shares every week to play blackjack every Friday |
| Lmfao |
| Could be the start of the semi run 🤔 |
| nvidia plunging on hyperliquid while everything else is way up for some reason |
| Question: should I buy low and sell high? Or buy high and sell low? |
| This tells me all I need to know - gap down prolly 😂 |
| 100%. I use stops and limits so the morning after they immediately sell. So far a 70% win rate. Somehow I don’t think that’ll last. I really think it’s important to pick the right ones that move a lot every earnings. SPCX, and PLTR are next up. Maaaaybe AMD if there’s enough liquidity at the money. |
| I saw a bull fucking a bear, what does that mean? 🐂👉👌🐻 |
| Some of the wealthiest farmers I know don't drive status symbols. Big money is quiet. |
| It’s not even AMG |
| Facts imagine training for all your life to get fucked by a 500$ piece of metal that's how the world works now fuck this ninja shit |
| Use margin turn that 3k win into 8 🗣️ |
| I’m new to investing, are those options pnr’s or standard stoxk buy-selling’s ?\n\nIf so could you share a guide ir something |
| Unrelated. \n\nBut related because money. \n\nMy favorite politician of all time by leaps and bounds is Blagojevich. \n\nI wish he'd make a comeback.. guy is a living cartoon. The memes we could create. |
| Sounds like you depressed |
| Both, ASTS |
| Need 7 upvotes |
| Muay Thai I did and love it. |
| I have a feeling that I’m going to get fucked and theta will strip al the joy of life |
| Forget about it |
| Genghis would have at least tried to make it to the toilet to shit. |
| Maybe hentai? |
| Packing my son off to college. Got some mimosas, figured we'd make a fun day of it. After about 20 minutes my son was visibly agitated and left to go hang out with his gf. About 5 shirts have been packed and I ended up drinking the whole bottle of champagne myself |
| Open the Fuckin' Casino YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! |
| Ruger LCP and a dual tummy tuck/ waist holster. You're too old to fight. |
| There are much bigger sticking points than the heat transfer point |
| Being a subject to a king just does things |
| BEHOLD THE RATES REGARDS!! WE ARE IN FOR A RIDE. |
| VRRM calls baby! |
| Broadcom earnings was the semi top 🤔 |
| I thought he was against vaccines and you’re only supposed to drink raw milk tho |
| Bjj |