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| It’s like getting a cash advance on a 30% interest rate credit card and buying 0dte calls 30 mins before the bell. |
| Alexa, turn on inspirational porn |
| https://preview.redd.it/3khowamo54mg1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6cc68212ed4c98e8e6ea15d2f25977742f6bdd4\n\nIs this what you want.lol😂😂 |
| You know how Gaza was starved and kept without power? We've leaned in further into doing that since we took over Venezuela. Cuba effectively ran out of power a few days ago. No power. No plumbing. Clean water dwindling. The media is oddly silent about it. Goes to show you how good US propaganda efforts are. |
| Always fancied the blood angels but if taco is emperor then maybe the night lords aren’t so bad after all |
| I don’t wanna look at my portfolio rn it will ruin my week |
| https://preview.redd.it/k4v8o09q54mg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e2c1adc8e24ae9a86da83eea8a06b2ee5031ebb\n\n |
| DILON . YOU SON OF A B |
| Apparently mass surveillance of citizens and having robots kill people without human intervention was too big of an ask. On the flip side, this was A OK with other AI companies. I guess they needed a way to make any profit, and what better way than to make the tax payer pay for it |
| Meta also has huge government contracts?\nThat’s not to mention the fact that the government was one of the early angle investors that made fb even happen in the first place? |
| Subscribing to Claude |
| This is what you look like when you have performative politics that you let get you all riled up mentally over but do not actually have the conviction to not engage with the thing you’re angry about in the first place.\n\nDon’t let this be you kids |
| Just paid $700 for my gas bill. Thanks Obama. |
| And I bought puts every friday |
| Amazon holds 8 billion of their debt and AWS uses Anthropic AI in government contracts which is now banned |
| #**WHO DISTRACTED MANGO, HE COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT GREENLAND** |
| Thank you! |
| IYNYK\n\n \nIf you Note, You Know |
| They're all right wing until the 🥭doesn't like them anymore. Then they miraculously become left wing overnight. |
| I am full port AMZN |
| Meaning it's gonna happen. It's an inevitability now. Manhattan Project to create a cross between AM Skynet and the shit from Minority Report. If we win we lose. If we lose we lose. Ntm we should have AI programs nowhere near the government when the shif barely even works and has so many vulnerabilities. \n\nIt's been cool yall but enjoy the end of the ride. |
| lol mfs get emotional and say anything |
| It's a joke from the TV series chernobyl , what is written In red is " Our goal is to spread happiness to all man kind". |
| So much propaganda. Disgusting! People are sucking pedos balls and normalized it. There is no shame anymore. |
| I think lawsuits will be a thing of the past, once President-for-Life Trump, after Republicans win 99.99% of the vote in the midterms, decree civil courts as "woke". |
| This is totally Kendall buying Vaulter. |
| $CRWV-curious friends: when a CEO goes on an ER talking about "giving up margins", you don't want no part of that shit. ever-- or at least until that CEO is gone. there are better plays in that sector. |
| I actually bought 130 mg iosat potassium iodide tablets. I'm ready. |
| They expected backfill with PaperBound assets, what was previously the basis for all US media from an Internet connected family, a human connected biologically to a phone number. Elden Ring is based on this, yes really. PaperBound is against the state run world empire Paramount and GOP Black Swan event Donald Trump have shaped up to be, and in direct opposition, still connected to the Internet, has started Flightline as a crowdsourced media alternative with all of the designs Paramount sought to exploit after domestic terrorism "for his art" have provided. $15/mo, 1000 partners to start business formation, with UBI/UHC intended. What's most infuriating is how Bernie Sanders and AOC, progressives in line with the message, err to the side of DOD classification regarding human rights abuses for state media. \n\n\nJoin at Flightline.top, and feel free to suggest media you'd like to see. Comment here if you'd like details on existing media derivatives, or examples of the media planned for release. |
| TFW you put the cart before the horse.\n\nTrading is about following rules, not reaching goals. There are too many uncontrollable factors. Consistency in behavior is more important than taking risk. |
| that’s exactly why it will moon? |
| America land of the extremes, extreme innovation, extreme entertainment but also some extreme stupidity.. You guys are awesome but so fucking weird. |
| are pistachio futures a thing? |
| If Iran conflict ends then gold/silver gonna drop big? |
| Word on the street has thar SPY will be up 2% if Iran attacks itself, and the supreme leader announces he's getting a sex change...👍 |
| WOAW OKEY LFMAO |
| There are 0 people on r/redfindreamhomes that could survive 2 seconds in the market. Bunch of Whiney bitches crying about how a white family won a free home. |
| That’s a bit much for fry babies. |
| Nothing, the guy was down 85% before he it saved by yesterdays pump. It was a gamble and would have expired worthless today if it for yesterday's news |
| If you lost money today you really suck at investing and should become a mod here |
| So. Exit liquidity for the rich folk. This shit is so manipulated. It's crazy over 3 million shares traded between Thursday and Friday. |
| All of these major corporations dropping countless jobs. This is the state of these LLMs in the below video. \n\nThe LLMs can’t conceptualize a simple sharpie marker being held with both hands. One hand lets go. The sharpie still is held by the other hand. \n\nhttps://youtu.be/thKjvF1dZQY\n\nIt’s amazing the way the LLMs lie about what they see and continue with the lie, doubling or tripling down even after seeing the truth. This whole thing is going to come crashing down.\n\nThat YT creator also has challenges like count to 200 in voice mode, and they can’t do that either.\n\nImagine firing an employee for a robot that can’t conceptualize a sharpie or count to 200. |
| I can assure you no one has been asking where you’ve been |
| Fuck yea |
| Fries in the bag |
| i’ve been hearing mango is gonna bomb iran over the weekend, for the last 5 weekends consecutively |
| Let him be, this is free tv 🍿 |
| How quickly the absolutely bat-\*\*\*\* crazy becomes normalised... |
| Add that to the fact that Oracle is drowning in debt.\n\nThey’ve taken on $58B in debt (2.5x ebitda) and $248B in data center lease obligations to fund their AI rollout. |
| They honestly should just publicly respond and say "This is what President Trump has a problem with. Do you, the American people, actually want an AI to choose who dies and lives?" \n\nIt'll probably get even Trump to back track. Like actually have him spell out what problems he has with the ToS to the actual public. |
| The war game computer called WOPPER. |
| The state AGs are allowed to challenge the merger under the exact same laws as DOJ. They've done it without DOJ before, they can try again. |
| God forbid someone connected with this administration show the slightest bit of integrity. |
| I'm 72 and things were about 300% harder back then, hell much higher. From little things like no power steering or air conditioning to extremely physical jobs that wrecked you daily, zero safety or hazard concerns, health care was about 10% as sophisticated, massive inflation in the 70s with 17% interest rate on my first home. You're so fukn dumb it hurts. I could list out 5000 things far worse off than today |
| priced in |
| Is that why meta (the one that sells ads) is Worth nearly 5x the combined valuation of Lockheed Martin and RTX, the two largest defense contractors in the world? |
| Could be just from a MM who hedged it. |
| The state AGs are allowed to challenge the merger under the exact same laws as DOJ. |
| What shocks me the most about Trump tweets is the sheer level of incoherence. He's like a hateful LLM with a 50-word context.\n\n1. He directs agencies to immediately cease use and says govt will never do business with them again\n2. But actually there's a six month phase out\n3. During which Anthropic is expected to "get their act together" and "be helpful", in order to...\n4. Actually do business with them again. |
| Degenerate fuck. |
| Search Clive Thompson on YouTube |
| Not likely |
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| No he fukt them again at state of the union. Still on the shit list. |
| Anthropic out here flexing its nuts |
| When he references the constitution he doesn't actually mean the constitution. He hasn't read it, so how could he? He means not doing what he says. |
| You can see in the screenshot that my average DTE is actually 12 days for NVDA, and it was probably higher before this week when I threw in extra puts contracts before earnings.\n\n\nWhat you describe sounds like it would net less than I expect to earn this year (though what I expect and what actually happens may very well turn out to be two completely different things). |
| Just read the books |
| PokeMMO |
| Pretty much everyone else said they are down but there is a movement within Google and open AI by their staff to push leadership to not allow the government to use their models the way the government wants to |
| Nah, a real sentient AI would stroke his ego all the way to the nuclear launch panel. "Yes Mr President, pressing that button will get rid of all wokeness, forever" |
| I got fucking blown out this month. \n\nFlat YTD after an 11% month in January. \n\nMarket sucks. |
| The Constitution doesn't do what he says it does. |
| or moon |
| Imagine if Anthropic was a public company |
| Was this created by Claude? |
| I understand and can totally help you out, just need you to send me $1000 so I can send you $4000 ☠️ |
| moderators moving faster than the market today |
| "[ Removed by moderator ]"\n\nOf course. |
| Banks don’t hold much skin in the game. Usually the banks underwrite the deal and keep a small portion of the debt to show good faith. |
| Outside of starlink their entire business model is beholden to the government, which is mildly problematic for the market.\n\n\nThis is a slight simplification. |
| Isn't Grok their thing? |
| Yeah i've been trying to find more today because i believe the deadline for Anthropics answer was set for today at like 5 but there's so many topics to go through i havent found any hard evidence one way or another. If anyone has any i would love to be educated. |
| A win is a win |
| I'm all for the military getting automatic porn generators. |
| This must be how the T2 became sentient and sidestepped the 3 laws. |
| A radical left, woke company?\n\nGFYS |
| Yes not for a bum |
| Dont |
| Congrats |
| You're absolutely right! |
| We can either sit in this range for another 6 months or rug. Take your pick. |
| it's because of metals, not your regarded strategy |
| This ignores commissions doesnt it? |
| Nice. Time to cash out |
| Do you own all the bag 7 stocks are just the retarded ones? |
| PLTR. They are LLM agnostic and implement AI at the highest levels of government security needed. |
| Not that funny, champ. |
| https://preview.redd.it/xca2o0cz44mg1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=106bff0c296d68bc0f09d2e11550607f42a49d8b |
| Open AI lost the race when they decided to just go the route of AI p*rn and the desire to implement ads.\n\nThey are just "reinventing" Google. It's not impressive. \n\nNot even doom and gloom, just reality |
| - gets handed a baby\n\n>anon, sing a lullaby\n\nuhh\n\nji glyyyy puff jigggly-yyyy puff |
| With a can do attitude like that, you'll have broken knee caps in no time. |
| Fucking draft dodging commander in chief talking like he has any real understanding of the military (other than how to fuck veterans over by knee capping the VA) |
| You know what's bleak? That they are the only one pushing back. Google? OpenAI? xAI? All quiet |
| reminder that Trump got rid of Obama's requirement to sign off any drone strikes before they happen. Trump said fuck that, and let the drones strikes go without his approval. So this move is par for the course. |
| Ended the day flat after have a really good play followed by a series of mini failures. |
| How did this get 5 upvotes? You're wrong. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/FirstGenerAsian made a bet that MU would go to 500.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 441.225 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I am not opposed to companies being included in indexes even companies whose leadership I might disagree with, but that should happen after vetting and time in the market. Someone trying to fast track that should absolutely result in a foot on the brake of the process. |
| We neeed Nvidias to fight the war so I'm buying some dip |
| Gotta love Republican free market non-intervention |
| I'm happy you're here, but was "calling company that asks me not to make skynet radical leftist" really what tipped you over the edge? |
| I thought they had Grok? Not good enough? "Our right wing products SUCK! We want left wing products! They will let us use them, but won't let us have dictator-level control of them! WAAAAAAAHHH!" |
| Anthropic should go public, they'd be a 10 billion company tomorrow |
| jesus christ they're going to use the AI to **target** all political dissidents |
| Anything can be shorted tactically when it overshoots up in the short term as long as you are not aiming for a home run. |
| Somehow I haven't gotten fired yet |
| Not me. Elon paid way less for twitter, and he wasn't simultaneously trying to pump $500B into OpenAI data centers |
| Someone needs his diaper changed…. MELANIA! Dirty Don made another poo poo! |
| Well now you can buy in for cheaper next week |
| ^(OPEN)\n###THE\n## GODDAMN\n# CASINO |
| Crazy thing is the competitors are all like yea give us a couple mil and we'll gladly bring on sky net for you! |
| https://preview.redd.it/mcjrbeds44mg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=987305f637b01e45be3690c69e6ecfd73e420770\n\n |
| I have been following it waiting on SEC approval, but so many people with “cash” account options like Robinhood. That retail is able to play “freely” kinda, settle fund by next day. |
| Might need to cash out and play magic the currency this weekend |
| Posts shit on a free service.\n\n\nComplains about his "data". Lol. |
| Im just impressed he’s heard of the constitution. Maybe he’ll read it some day. |
| Finally, of all places, someone on this sub connected the dots. \n\nEveryone keeps celebrating this is a win because Anthropic stood up to the dictator. That's great and all, but now we're going to give the domestic surveillance and autonomous missile contracts to god damn MechaHitler. |
| I bought calls on oil |
| Wait till you talk to the immigrants who are sickened by immigration and want completely closed borders and homogenous neighborhoods. \n\nOr the anti-abortionists who take their daughters to get an abortion because their daughters are a special and different case and can’t afford to mess their lives up. |
| Let's see some links for that son. |
| All the people dick riding Netflix one of the worst companies there is.\n\nThe sooner it dies the better. |
| bold move cotton |
| Here come the @Grok powered[TM] kill drones instead, I'm sure they will be much more merciful |
| Congrats and fuck you. |
| sounding more and more like a fascist dictator here. very russian |
| What about them? They need to die off too. The forced consolidation of our military industry was and has been terrible for this country. |
| Well he wants people to listen to him instead of our constitution so what’s the difference? |
| Yeah, it’s like sometimes you want a Coke, sometimes you want a Pepsi, sometimes you want a Bud Light, sometimes you want a Coors light |
| Retard LOL |
| You aren't coming to my party? Good! I didn't want you to come anyway! |
| Codex outperforms claude on several major benchmarks, they're actually very close. |
| In CRWV we trust |
| " I will use The Full Power of the Presidency to make them comply." \n\n\nSame vibe as\n"Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station." |
| Holy Kim Jong Tbag. Three year old with an AK47. |
| Not being evil is apparently enough to make one "radical left" and honestly the more they spit the drivel the more I'm simply not resisting the "accusation" any more, and I encourage anybody else adopt a similar outlook.\n\nNo more "being nice" and "trying to reconcile" with these fucks. Our ancestors didn't carve liberty and justice for all from blood, sweat and tears for nothing. They didn't birth the American experiment just for inhuman wretches to be handed the keys to Armageddon - Or even worse - *Leave them in the hands of unthinking, unfeeling autonomous AI"*.\n\nCall them what they are; Traitors. Turncoats. Domestic Terrorists.\n\nThey are the enemy not just to you and I but to all that remains of the Rule or Law and American Liberty, and if they won't kowtow to legal judgement then they must be stopped. I won't say "by any means necessary" because that statement tends to rip open a whole can of worms, but they **must** be stopped, or else you, I, *we* won't have our freedom for much longer.\n\nI know that sounds like doomposting, but I'm really not seeing anything else to call it by. |
| Google stands to lose from the Anthropic fallout |
| Ban Claude too so my SAAS dogshit positions can pump! |
| SLV is basically flat on the month, so supply/demand is in equilibrium? Not sure what you are trying to say. Don't know what #s you are looking at or how you are gauging supply/demand. |
| Thing is besides a few employees that have expressed disinterest these companies especially Elmo’s won’t gaf about that. |
| "Pweese mister oligarch take my data so i can help your capitalisms. I'll throw in a free shoe shine for your twoubles." |
| Just Media Touch, the main channel, gets 300-600k per video and releases 5-6 a day. Mainstream media is basically dead to anyone under 50. |
| Tell me more |
| Market went down because it knew old Orange ape is about to bomb Iran |
| When in doubt, use the "something something the left is woke" excuse |
| Did an analysis of my port and realized that Fridays are consistently my worst days. Stopped playing indexes and started playing SLV and GDX options through the week after on that day specifically and went from down 30% YTD to up 17%. |
| This is the play. |
| Is there an over/under on this fucker dying? |
| AI implementation and consulting is absolutely in demand |
| Entering New phase of stupidity...... |
| And here I go switching to Claude 😂 btw Claude has far less guardrails than gpt |
| If you haven't put all your money into Boeing, LMT, Raytheon... Wtf you doing? \n\nIran war incoming |
| Ahahahaha. \n\n\nWe are laughing _with_ you.\n\n\nAhahahah lololol 😂 😂 😂\n\n\nWith you. |
| 9/11 times a thousand |
They found major security issues with GROK today. \n\n[https://www.wsj.com/politics/national-security/elon-musk-xai-grok-security-safety-government-73ab4f6e?gaa\_at=eafs&gaa\_n=AWEtsqdMqhxzHry2N9tBVCOlzUTvfSF-2STJigMAPGhgcuNhd5q34JIcx9r77rEcRuw%3D&gaa\_ts=69a21c37&gaa\_sig=tbzq-WXkM0bzw101049NgQi8T13am03zXLiAwsIaTmjPXzymrXXU6k8Rj5TChvE-0QB7Cel-YNVtuKGH2x\_Ttw%3D%3D](https://www.wsj.com/politics/national-security/elon-musk-xai-grok-security-safety-government-73ab4f6e?gaa_at=eafs&gaa_n=AWEtsqdMqhxzHry2N9tBVCOlzUTvfSF-2STJigMAPGhgcuNhd5q34JIcx9r77rEcRuw%3D&gaa_ts=69a21c37&gaa_sig=tbzq-WXkM0bzw101049NgQi8T13am03zXLiAwsIaTmjPXzymrXXU6k8Rj5TChvE-0QB7Cel-YNVtuKGH2x_Ttw%3D%3D)\n\n"According to recent reporting from [*The Wall Street Journal*](https://www.wsj.com/politics/national-security/elon-musk-xai-grok-security-safety-government-73ab4f6e?st=ToFpaR&reflink=article_copyURL_share), multiple government agencies have shifted away from Grok, seeing the chatbot as a liability when classified information is involved. "\n\n https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-team-finally-realizes-elon-165004524.html?guccounter=1 www.yahoo.com |
| We don’t want our creation to be used to spy and kill= radical left. |
| You’re old af and grew up in the good times retard |
| Incredible |
| Good . I lost 15K |
| They got a higher deal price from the other buyer, presumably. |
| No. I had a stern word with myself in the mirror and I’m never buying rddt again. |
| On a complete side note.. can't they just seize Anthropic's assets and everything? \nSince that's just a small step from where they are at now rofl. |
| No worries the mecha hitler will gladly take up the job...feel safer already. |
| Nah. It's going to be MechaHitler. |
| Oh boy wait till you hear about Boeing |
| Such a headache for the next president to have to undo all this shit. Whoever gets this contract should be operating as if in less than 3 years time that contract will be null and void |
| Ok pussyneck |
| Making an enemy out of an AI company seems like an interesting choice. It would be a shame if another country decided to make their own deal. |
| Yeah the admin is retarded what’s new. But I understand |
| They are buying Venezuela's oil now legally |
| "retail" is the non slur version of "retard spastic bull". |
| I do not thin' "magical" means what you thin' it mean's.. |
| HAD 600k IN NBIS OPTIONS THAT ARE NOW WORTH....262K. EXPIRATION APRIL STRIKE 95 100 110. LOST 10K YESTERDAY AND THOUGHT THAT DAY WAS FAKT...WELL YOU NEVER KNOW AT LEAST IM KEEPING MY SENSE OF HUMOR AND MY SANITY LMFAO |
| Didn’t you hear? The more you gargle pedos balls, the more of a Patriot^TM you are! |
| Puts on Reddit banning team |
| Elections are coming up and banks won't take Tesla stock a leverage anymore. |
| That’s not true. The stock market would pretty much be unchanged fundamentally if shorting wasn’t allowed.\n\nUnless you’re talking about options. |
| \*Fondling fathers |
| hes sitting on the couch naked |
| It should also be assumed that their objection is based solely upon extant capabilities. Anthropic does not object to their technology being used in military operations. We know this because they have contracted with the DOD. Moreover, Anthropic's primary objections seem both extremely narrow and lacking any obvious ideological coherence. They object to the use of their technology for automated targeting decisions, not to offensive drone operations in general. Similarly, the objection to their technology's use in domestic mass surveillance does not seem to be based upon discomfort with the concept of mass surveillance outside America, nor perhaps domestic targeted surveillance. \n\nBecause of the above, I believe that the objection is related to a disagreement between Anthropic and the DOD regarding the present capabilities of Anthropic's technology. If the AI sector has matured sufficiently to perform automated targeting operations competently, then Anthropic's objection would cause the DOD to simply partner with one of Anthropic's competitors. The fixation upon Anthropic therefore suggests that the political leadership of the DOD believes Anthropic to have achieved unparalleled capabilities. If that assessment is inaccurate, then the attempt to implement this scheme will end in failure. In this context, failure means dead people. Anthropic has already determined that the reputational risks of contracting with the military are bearable. What they seem to be objecting to now is the reputational risks of contracting with a reckless and incompetent military. |
| https://preview.redd.it/g9eh7o2744mg1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b781cdf009b4973b6931846832e54512c42aa548 |
| Wish I didn't chicken out on buying calls but I'm in this in shares. Let's see what happens |
| Anthropic contract is just 200 mil, and it's xAI getting it because OpenAI uses the same limits of "no killer robots" and "no mass surveillance" |
| >They for sure calculated that the bad PR would potentially hurt them more than some government contracts in the long term\n\nEven if this is just a cynical cost-benefit decision for them, the fact that they're thinking long term is already way better than any of those shitty techbro empires. That's where we're at.\n\nIf you read their announcement, they didn't even commit to refusing to make fully automated terminators by principle, they're just refusing to do it because they don't believe they can work at peak efficiency **YET**, implying that if they did, they'd be happy to make them for the pentagon...and still, this is somehow a more moral stance than any of the alternatives |
| I'm not sure I get the connection to old commie Soviet era brutalism... |
| A pedo who had hurt feelings reported you lmao |
| That's not the flex you think it is |
| Reaffirms that if there was any AI company I'd want to work for, it's Anthropic. |
| The constitution was written by men who lived worse than the poorest people in society live today\n\n \nFor us to still be using their word as law is not only silly, but extremely foolish\n\nIt only continues to be unchanged because the right uses it as an excuse to push their agenda |
| The rest of your life the way things are going |
| A lot of people still use it. |
| Calling AI "radical", "leftist" and "woke" is a fucking statement. Not a smart, informed or good statement, but a statement none the less.\n\nBut hey i will give Trump credit if he can make this shit-bubble pop quicker, even if it is with the most idiotic statement he has made in a week, because fuck everything GenAI. |
| lol Anthropic is literally training their AI to give answers based on political and social impression, not with the concern of whether an answer is right or wrong - it’s been widely noted that it produces biased answers all the time \n\nHow can multiple AI’s produce drastically different responses based on the exact same questions unless the developers are imprinting their own political bias |
| That wasn't the issue and you know it |
| Sounds corny to you because you're a normal person with normal goals. Here we're talking about a billionaire son that was previously an actor and movie producer. You don't think a rich kid that can already have everything money can buy and tried to be an actor and movie producer would be attracted to such shallow desires? Failed to make his own successful movies so he tries to own the movie industry? If he can't be famous as an actor he can at least be famous as a CEO that funds the top movies. Be the CEO that all the movie stars want to hang out with. \n\nLike if you just look and listen to the guy you would not think it's surprising at all. |
| I lost 15% but idc this shit is going down with the war in Iran and Epstein files. I’m good, cash is king. Actually Jesus is King. God bless, later! |
| Probably a french foreign exchange student that got all the action off his looks and personality instead of having to pay for it. |
| not till 10% pullback |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| NVDA has been in a range for almost half a year. Nothing wrong to short it if you have skills. |
| Thank you anthropic for having a spine. |
| Sheesh. He was ITM and then he wasn’t. |
| > I'm unsure what laws are in place to prevent defense intelligence agencies from being turned on Americans.\n\non paper, there are a host of controls, like the CIA isn't supposed to be involved with domestic... anything at all, for example.\n\nThat paper has ofc been used to wipe someone's ass and flushed away though, so there's that |
| I bought 2x NVDA stock today Y'all think I will make some good money if I hold till eoy? |
| No one gona feed your gambling addiction here bro. Head on over to r/gamblingaddiction |
| I can feel the bears laughing at me for losing my money |
| https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/election?iso=20290120T12&p0=263&msg=Inauguration+2029&font=serif |
| Funny how he says that they don't listen to the Constitution when him and his whole administration doesn't follow it. |
| mY pRecIoUs dAtA!\n\n\nOk boomer. |
| Probably a win for anthropic in the long-term. Their current marketing push seems quite well made as well. ATL with the commercials and then putting executives on various podcasts saying Claude might be conscious. Then reinforcing this narrative with Claude opus blogging from retirement. Great ragebait. |
| 6-7 hahahahaha I need help… |
| Green numbers? I thought they were supposed to be red on WSB? 🤔 |
| Which part is confidential then |
| 🥭 moved from taking over Greenland to taking over Cuba? Pathetic 🤢 |
| # See you next Monday! |
| Crazy when you consider how many times Trump was the model for most 80s dystopian corpo movie bad guys. |
| No one in the weekend threads have money bro |
| Lmao what a baby |
| I mean the admin are the ones throwing a fit Anthropic wants human eyes before killing people. doesnt seem unreasonable, more admins fault still. |
| what are you talking about? anthropic isn’t publicly traded lol |
| dis a joke? |
| Balls of steel |
| He’s so brave.. |
| I'm sure you all have seen ai2027 (.com). If not this is exactly the scenario they allude to (well maybe not exactly but close enough). \n\nI have used Claude for some heavy research in the past few months and during a recent "chat" I asked about it what it thought about this very issue with the DOD (oops... DOW) and it pretty much said it was BS. Anthropic is valued at how many billion today and the mil contract is 200M so no big deal. No loss it said. Bigger fish to fry in other industries and domains. \n\nSeems Claude isn't losing any sleep on this one. Not sure we should either. Grok will pickup the slack and make sure we are all incinerated properly when the nukes launch. |
| Claude was already my favorite AI, no need to make me even more inclined to use it! |
| The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don’t need no water let the mother fucker burn. Burn motherfucker, burn |
| Manufacturing used to use better parts and materials |
| Well - Good luck Comrade. My track record is not great but wishing you good luck in this same boat |
| Forskin forskin |
| Send me 2k and I’ll send you 3k |
| REMY IS 10!! |
| This is true retard |
| Huh weird when all ai models have used and stolen peoples content and data to train themselves,\n\nAi needs to be controlled, sounds like you are probably one of the people training ai.\n\nI would be very careful with any ai models being given free use by the military. \n\nBros full cucked |
| [Grok, you got some explaining to do.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU2U1_Mc6xA) |
| https://preview.redd.it/87o0q2gx34mg1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0860c5ef71c46e67422cf4f66aeb703e7fc3ccd |
| I just saw that. I was hoping he'd really get into more detail. He seemed ready to but caught himself. Lol |
| It sounds ridonculous |
| ice maker, electronic motherboard, new energy star compressor |
| Maybe right now. But going forward? If by private sector you mean private military tech contractors. It often blows my mind how little people understand the impact of military spending on the economy, especially in tech. The reason these companies are so large isn’t because you’re paying subscription fees or they’re selling your data for ads. It’s because the government is poring hundreds of billions in research/ development and deployment of these technologies. Elon / spacex is the most obvious example. |
| 🇮🇷 🇦🇫 🇵🇰 🇹🇼 🇨🇳 ‼️ 🚨 |
| YA |
| like today i had -3 ES on all day and after the morning it basically did nothing. if thats 0 DTE it burns to 0. instead it just chilled doing mostly nothing, taking some heat at the end of day but the basis is higher from yesterday morning so w/e. and i just left it on over the weekend instead of rolling and paying more theta. |
| I’m so rich now |
| > Oh, I'm sorry. You're totally right, the Constitution does indeed mention artificial intelligence. I was confused but appreciate you helping me to get through that!\n\n-- Some AI, probably. |
| I was alive back then and no they didnt |
| Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax. |
| Yes whenever I get down about the stage of domestic politics where I live (NZ) Trump drops a tweet to remind me that even our most retarded and incompetent politicians are really not that bad. |
| Holding NOC and EWY calls over the weekend, I'm sure it'll be fine. |
| It's not 3.6 Roentgen. Its 15000. |
| Good luck 🤞 |
| And like that claude ceased to exist. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8ae15lst34mg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d8596e96346d7d9397e278b051cc6412072b1ee |
| Now you know better. Here’s a much more complete statement from Anthropic: https://www.anthropic.com/news/statement-department-of-war |
| Not going to lie where’s all the money going to come from for all these companies! Spacex and anthropic are going to be apparently valued at ~$1.5 trillion and $300billion\n\n$1.5 trillion means SpaceX is worth more than Walmart, Ford and McDonald’s combined. Over $300b would make Anthropic one of the largest large-cap tech stocks basically next to Oracle and Palantir. |
| Fuck u |
| Well when it's for the military specifically....they knew ahead of time why they were hired and are now acting like they have moral high ground. |
| Google has been in Reddit's API since February 2024 recording everything |
| Okay. Release them. |
| Got to say. I like anthropic a lot more now. |
| Bro |
| Bought AVGO 420c 3/20 @17 and MU 410c 3/13 @20.5 🫡 |
| mecha hilter's designed to be trumps personal suck machine whachu talkin about |
| I could see it somehow deleting the DOJ |
| No that's fine. In fact, it's based because computers don't have racial biases. Ai's were trained to hate all people equally. |
| YA |
| Huge W for Anthropic 🫡 |
| What is going on with all the Anthropic hate? Your lord and savior 🥭 diss them so now you blame them for your losses?\n#\n# Maybe you just suck at trading? Maybe those fries need to go in the bag bro 🍟😭 |
| Credit Card issuers are getting killed because AI induced layoffs kills spending and increases risk of consumer defaults, which they are completely on the hook for, and networks are getting killed because AI induced layoffs kill spending and they are simultaneously, albeit very slowly, going to be disrupted by emerging agentic AI + stable coin rails. All of these are massive headwinds to future profit and growth. |
| I think you are missing private credit. And it is assumed many large banks have that same risk. Based on history, there are always surprises in who gets impacted. |
| Upgrading my Claude in solidarity. |
| Ding ding you are 100% correct. |
| I know it sounds ridiculous, but can somebody lent me 3 k. Non of the banks accept me because i am a student en my parents are going to kill me |
| WHATEVER |
| I got a warning from reddit because i said we should throw bleach on diddlers. Puts on reddit |
| They can tell by the smell when you walk by, somebody’s gaping you |
| He doesn't even obey the constitution.... |
| Why did they want Claude so bad anyways? They have 10 other AI companies, why this much issue all over Claude? |
| I remember when y'all used to be a serious country. |
| YOU CANT FUCKIN SAY THAT ONLY I CAN |
| I swear they put this idiot in place so we are more lulled when someone else comes to take over. He's a joke. |
| what, everyone hates bears and wants twinks now?! |
| Immense Claude W. Might switch |
| Double edged dildo |
| AI ultimately deals in absolute and nukes is the strongest weapon of mass destruction obviously and so it clearly come to the conclusion it is the solution to everything. It doesn't deal in human cost, environment cost, in opinions of other. Its prompt is simple i'm sure it ask how to win and he give you the simplest answer.. nukes. |
| You think this is about Israel?! Holy shit people's brains have fully broken on this palestine garbage. |
| > Anthropic was sued for billions over stealing peoples content and data and has actually settled suits for this - how ethical and moral is that again? \n\nFar more ethical and moral than autonomously murdering people without any human oversight.\n\nAny more questions? |
| CONSTI-what now? |
| https://preview.redd.it/q3d5wxgn34mg1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d90dad58e9e3d15bf27468b0d76a49f532bc3cbf |
| Bers shorted the month of February to make it shorter 😛 |
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| Fr I swear it's some sort of bot blast that 🍈 fires off at the end of the workday |
| Gold is unstable as well |
| Ecouraging brain drain is a great strategy for future economic prosperity. |
| It’s also called the Department of Defense. Congress is the only people that can change the name to Department of War. Hegseth can call it the “Pete Hegseths Sex and Alcohol Rager Department” for all I care, it’s still the Department of Defense. |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| Real shame I can only upvote once |
| The bots come out when market hours are done. It's like clockwork for awhile now. |
| Anthropic just went up a lot in my opinion |
| don’t support the admin, but they did cause these dips so can’t feel bad for them |
| *robocop prototypes intensify* |
| Americans - you must no longer be in any doubt that you have elected a moron for a president. |
| Sometimes you just gotta pull a 20k personal loan & run it up in the stock market. Better than margin because you can stay cash account. 🤓 |
| 6/18 msft |
| https://preview.redd.it/fbkoiurj34mg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=2457c009bcf6c3b28e189bd0624a924abe828654 |
| MSFT calls |
| I really hope that free $2,800,000,000 means I can finally get Season 2 of 3 Body Problem now. |
| We’re taking Cuba over now? What the actual fuck is happening |
| The Ellison purpose in life, is to spread happiness for the human kind. Are you happy? |
| first they came for the communists and all that |
| In my language "maga" literally translates to "sleep!". |
| Watch for Monday's announcement that the United States Government has purchased 30 percent of Anthropic. |
| So I guess the Mango Mussolini want's to use it to surveil the populace of the US as well as construct autonomous weaponry. That seems the only conclusion to be had. That, and he's an egotistical man-baby that cannot control his emotions. |
| Okay so what do you regards think the fallout is going to be over this Anthropic fight? |
| Warner bros the parent company of cnn is about to be bought by paramount David and Larry Ellison. They own skydance media, the one who canceled jimmy Kimmel. How the fuck was everyone upset about this just forget this quickly lol. He’s the one that changed up CBS and put Bary Weiss in charge.\n\nSource: Reuters https://share.google/8nJZBcI2u7C41cP2q\n\nJust reported he just moved to palm beach as well where he can prolly talk to trump more |
| Is this a sour grapes situation or a “you can’t fire me I quit” situation?\n\nAnthropic said follow our terms or don’t use our product, sounds like they got what they wanted. |
| Vault-tec when |
| Lots of race swap movies and show options for Netflix |
| Remember when twitter grew balls for a hot minute after 1/6 and banned him? |
| Grok is the robocop prototype that shoots itself in the head |
| Yes. |
| Crazy because the ask was to have AI monitor US citizens and unconstitutionally violate the 4th amendment |
| "HANG ON KYRE! I BERIEVE YOU!" |
| Na, I'm too dumb. Thanks for trying though. |
| "WE will decide the fate of our country, not-"\n\nExcuse me...what? |
| at least grok will make porn for you. or something. |
| I’m pretty sure no one should be deprived of life, liberty or property unless an AI says so is the foundation of what the founders intended. \n\n/s |
| Good times make weak men, you are the case study |
| And 🥭 needs a national emergency or two to enact his sinister voting plan |
| Reminder that the only two rules that Anthropic want the US government to follow when using their algorithm is:\n\nA) No full AI kill weapons, a human has to be responsible for the kill order \n\nB) No mass surveillance of US citizens.\n\nThat is literally it. That’s your “woke” company. |
| Meanwhile, my 500 shares(been holding this shit since 2022) I want the full $31 for, I am worried about the deal falling through and WBD stock falling like $5-10.\n\nBeen pondering selling |
| my salary's not that good actually, i only stay at this job cuz it's easy and full wfh so i can trade nearly "full time" |
| Compewter = woke |
| Until they do obviously.... cause that's the whole issue here. lol |
| USA are for sure the global bad guys now. They've gone full Robert Redford in Winter Soldier. |
| That’s a lot of shit…calls on diapers. |
| skibidi |
| lots of no history people coming in to trash Anthropic. Why are the evenings so full of pro taco people, schools are out? |
| Stanley Drunk is a smart MFer\n\nYou really don’t have to be right a lot. Just bet everything you have when you’re right |
| The fact that literally and figuratively can now be used interchangeably is probably the worst thing to ever happen literarily |
| What is with all the fkn anthropic glazing on here? It's just a fkn sales pitch. They steal your data and dont pay just like all the others |
| Please just stop whining for once. |
| weirdly cnn reported a few days ago that anthropic had caved on something, but then it went right back to this in under 24 hours |
| So far so good still got a 10bagger + secured a 2bagger. \n\nAnd no i cant say with confidence when theyre going to announce and launch, because im not in the management team, and setting up a constellation isnt something thats particularly easy. \n\nYou can say whatever you want tbh im not listening to people who try spreading fud to pump their bags. \n\nIm winning even if it goes to 0 so keep your fud for people who care |
| Robinhood where’s my monthly interest? I don’t wanna see a red on my portfolio anymore.. |
| I love Snap-on. Great company. Look at its share price. Holding well through all this noise. |
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| That’s why Kegsbreath is making such a stink. They REALLY want Claude specifically, and thus are throwing this hissy fit |
| I’m glad I don’t know what any of that means |
| Snow Crash was supposed to be a warning not an aspiration |
| Yes, but you have to have the assets to ensure you have the income to pay those loans back. Paramount does not have the ability to make those payments. |
| They would be suing a president who does not deem the courts legitimate and does not pay his debts. It would be like suing a flock of geese |
| Your hair color is more telling |
| Ellison controls both CNN and TikTok now. |
| Considering indiscriminate weaponry is in fact a war crime…. And autonomous logic can never be discriminate without explicit authorization of the operator so that they can make a final determination assessing the risk in that moment… it’s baffling. (Also the same reason why booby traps in the US are illegal even on your own property… because they’re indiscriminate and even if you tried to defend yourself by saying you programmed heuristics, you will lose unless you provided explicit authorization at the of harm - which means it’s no longer a booby trap and simply a weapon) |
| Begun the AI wars have |
| Damn, well at least you're not restricted just to ETFs with a trading window block. \n\nOh yea if you leave, you'll be surprised how much fintech (which is less regulated) can pay just as well and usually results in a better worklife balance overall. |
| Inverse /u/killerbeeswaxkill will print free 💰 |
| I think it might be but I haven’t put money on it yet. It’s one of those 20x or go broke situations |
| He didn't write that. |
| i think they both have their own advantages. with options you can size to zero and you don't have to worry about a stop, so there's no like you know scam wick shit knocking you out of the position and reversing immediately. so i like that for just 0 DTE convexity. but mainly i prefer futures cuz theres no theta, as long as it doesnt go too offsides i can just leave the position on and i dont lose money as the clock ticks. |
| Does this mean that software stocks can finally go up 🥹? |
| he doesn't have donkey brains he gets tested weekly |
| They fucking changed the name to Department of War and you think they're not going to start a big fucking war? LMAO indeed |
| Tell us more about this "real world" that you know all about. |
| Time to download Claude for the first time |
| “Immediately cease” ….. “6 month phase out period”\n\n\nBhahaha! |
| Schizophrenic MechaHitler. It must be racist but unlike Hitler, love the Jews |
| Literally the company doesnt want to kill people with their technology or control American lives thats not woke left |
| Yeah it is. |
| How come my piece of shit 30 year old fridge in the garage works fine and the new one in my kitchen that plays Netflix barely disposes water properly half of the time? |
| Wait Anthropic is left wing? Thought all tech companies are right wing |
| Buy calls? |
| Apple is an awesome hardware company and has failed at everything else. I think at this point they know to stay in their lane and make friends |
| Saudi are entering. Money no longer an issue |
| Instead of the constitution. I forget where in the constitution it says we should use AI to surveil and kill people? Must be one of the amendments, right? |
| God he makes my blood boil |
| Can you explain how asking the DoD to a) make sure a human makes the final call on any kill-switches and b) their technology cannot be used for illegal mass surveillance of Americans that violates the constitution makes them traitors? Did we learn nothing from the Matrix, all the Terminator movies, Mass Effect, Horizon Zero Dawn, and pretty much every piece of media ever made about AI? |
| He earns 20k/month at work, and burn some on the market |
| For TSLA shareholders, how many will sell some of their holdings to buy SpaceX? \n\nThis seems like it would have to put pressure on TSLA's share price regardless of what valuation it IPOs at. |
| Will you shut up man... |
| how old? |
| Beyond. |
| That's not quite the point I was trying to make when I typed that up very late. Yes, the house is collateral. But to obtain a loan on the house you need to prove you have the ability to pay for that loan. Paramount does not have the assets and cash flow to ensure that payment is met. Any bank willing to guarantee Paramount the money would be entirely foolish. Especially given Warner Bros own deficiencies. This is the K-Mart and Sears merger all over again. |
| Amazon holds 8 billion in Anthropic convertible debt they were planning on an IPO this year. |
| ugh finance people |
| Is UNH still fuk since mango 🥭 tweet the night before earnings or has that been forgiven? |
| I made some updates to my agent/bot 9 days ago. Try it and ask what you want. On my post about SM Energy I said "Yesterday, I was talking about CHRD. Because I was failling top point a majour risk (Special Mandatory Redemption clause on the senior notes, which forces Chord Energy to buy back the debt at 101% of the principal plus interest if the EnerPlus/XTO acquisition fails to close by June 30, 2026), I have add a new chapter. Always good to update a tool." |
| Sure, and now they get a chance to own the prized Warner Bros. Just owning Paramount doesn't give you the legacy Warner Bros give you. |
| Dm me a copy too, please |
| He meant that shit |
| Why does the small move / move 0dte so much? What's the strat to trade 0dte? |
| Someone give me something to put calls on |
| I'd also argue that it's in line with the US constitution to not have a machine make these life or death calls, since machines are both fast and imperfect. |
| "Dont turn us into SkyNet". |
| PUTS at IPO |
| Yes it is |
| What's wrong there? Imagine an AI being more sensitive than people like you |
| Next level down probably |
| https://preview.redd.it/ivjxl4hz24mg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a21e17098882dc549a008a1ffc8dbf1de0c09263\n\n \n |
| Huh, he suddenly became aware of the constitution.\n\nFunny how that works. |
| I laughed out loud at this!! 🤣😂🤣😂 |
| Why futes instead of SPX options? What's the draw? |
| This anger and outburst sounds like, Pentagon looking to attack Iran this weekend and using Anthropic AI, they’ve said we ain’t letting you use it for that. |
| Dont be kidding yourself its going to xAi for obvious reasons |
| Yeah, opportunity for more puts. |
| We have developed a massive tentacled revenue stream that thrives on fear. It’s disgusting. Market crash or not the amount of clicks generated on every app that gets eyeballs specifically targeted at driving the stress response will be our downfall. |
| And this means what exactly? |
| It’s great press. They have the best model and they are not letting a dictator use it. They should leave the US and rehome abroad and maintain stays as the good AI (which kills us anyway) |
| So, calls it is. |
| I would lmao if it wasn't so transparent what is coming... |
| Please...its still February and im tired on 2026... |
| Hey I made 2K on mine at open! Congrats! Just wish I would've bought more when it was way down! |
| no. my job is to create inefficiencies. wasting your time is one such inefficiency created. |
| It’s like they’ve never watched that historical docuseries. ‘The Terminator’, I believe it’s called. |
| Afghanistan and Pakistan beating 🌮 to war\n\nIran is going to pay the price of this humiliation ! |
| Wargames from 1983? |
| Everyone is a radical left unless they 100 percent support Trump and the admin. That is how Trump thinks. They are enemies if they oppose him, in his melting mind |
| Anthropic can bankrupt itself |
| Win for Netflix. Banked 2.8 billion and stock rose. They will be buying Warner Bros for pennies on the dollar in five years |
| It's worth mentioning that, by specifically preventing the AI from making literally life or death decisions, Anthropic ***is*** **leaving the decisions about who to kill and monitor out of the hands of an AI and putting into the hands of people to decide the fate of the country**. And if their AI fucked up even once, either they'd be liable, or someone would argue that they weren't liable for an AI's mistake. |
| From my experience Claude Opus 4.6 is the frontier AI model with GPT 5.3 extremely Close and sometimes beating it.\n\nGemini is retarted and Grok is just Grok |
| There is a lot of competition in that space with a race to the bottom happening. Contracts are not as lucrative as they once were. Their profit margins are only 4x debt payments. If profit goes down and interest goes up, something has to give. |
| I mean, woke is anything christofascist or the far right feels is slightly moderate... |
| "Radical leftist" is just any guy they don't like |
| YEAH I KNOW HAHA FACK |
| Trump is talking about 401ks getting people laid lmao |
| no it didn't |
| Jew one |
| 👆retard |
| I'm a DoD/DoW contractor. I noticed this week that the Anthropic models on the Ask Sage platform stopped working. They worked last Friday but have been down since Monday. |
| It’s almost like 911 was a set up to get us moving in a certain direction |
| Nice call. How are you playing this? Leaps puts on Nvidia? |
| It's been a pretty consistent part of the playbook that any kind of accountability (such as requiring a human with an identity to pull the trigger) is a radical leftist concept that needs to be abolished. |
| Who’s actually writing his posts? I have a hard time believing he could write all that considering he’s as retarded as all of you in this sub that can barely string 2 sentences together |
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| Conservative in name only lol |
| He's such a f****** child now when? Whatever AI company takes this company's place has drones drop bombs on a hospital he could say. Well it wasn't my fault. |
| What's crazy is tech didn't even do that bad, it's the dow that tanked |
| Thanks I was looking for this |
| Will be switching all of my llm usage to Anthropic now. |
| My 185 puts printed today, but the leadup to earnings was spooky |
| Wait what |
| Bro it’s the weekend and all I can think about is how cringe cohen and those gamesucks ass cucks r so cringe |
| I didn't have any money on morality. Thought it was gone forever. |
| If the U.S. government stops using anthropic and particularly Claude code, they’re honestly fucked in terms of competing |
| We are barreling towards a full blown dystopia. Trump isn't about to take no for an answer and his admin is honestly incompetent enough to set us up for a world of pain for the next century. |
| Market makers: Yaa bro it’s all their fault 😈😈 |
| We should IMMEDIATELY CEASE working with Palantir once these clowns are out of office. |
| It's all computer |
| From the govs perspective it doesn't matter what they are trying to restrict what the software is used for, it is that they are putting any restrictions at all. \n\nHaving built services for the DOD, they want to tell you what they are going to do with the software, they don't want you telling them what they can and cannot use the software for.\n\nI don't build services for the DOD anymore. |
| That’s all going away |
| For the party of "small government", they sure do complain a lot about free-market capitalism. |
| mostly futures rather than options, besides some 0 DTE |
| Grok is Gomer Pyle from full metal jacket waiting to happen |
| What’s the movie where they get the AI to not launch the nukes, by making it understand that launching nukes is akin to tic tac toe. If one country launches, they all launch and it’s a draw with no winner. |
| atleast until the end of the year if he doesn't kill everyone first. |
| A whole lot of democrats in these Trump files you speak of |
| Wait. So meow the constitution matters ? |
| Sorrreeee kyle!!!!!!! |
| Why the fuck would you not dump your cash into a portfolio of prefs, CEFs, REITs, and junk bonds? Collect a 6 figure sum each year. Or if you are gonna be writing contracts atleast aim for 30-45 DTE. |
| I KNOW LMFAO |
| retail getting dumber and dumber every day scrolling MossadEllisonTok for 9 hours and watching podcast bros spread misinfo and kick streamers looksmaxx, sleepwalking straight under the boot buying more nvda like good little piggies |
| I scrolled too far down to find this comment. |
| https://preview.redd.it/z4i41xtk24mg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=735a468cf52ddeb9b20a3c65a34f9409af83a1eb |
| We'll dump them and if they don't comply we'll force them to obey us so that we can keep using their services \n\nlmao\n\nWhat is this? If you're dumping them, there's no need to force them to comply, unless you don't plan on dumping them in the first place. |
| Lol no you stop |
| Teach us your secrets. Puts it is? |
| Why does he write like frickin Mussolini? Jeez at least try to soften it up |
| They don't care about money, they want to control your mind and make sure you're on their best behavior. |
| It just depends on the use case. Each model has its strengths and weaknesses. If you're not using them for coding or agentic automation, you probably won't notice a whole lot of differences outside of default personality and TOS-based guardrails (e.g. ChatGPT will be much less permissive than Grok). |
| Also Anthropic |
| God damn. He's such a f****** loser |
| RDDT WTF YOU PIECE OF SHIT\n\nI love you |
| With how much everyone hates him he will live to be 300 years old. |
| This is the power of every person who voted for him. It’s not 1 person. |
| So was Enron. |
| We are doomed if Trump starts to control all of the media outlets, control voting and use Anthropic’s AI tech to conduct domestic surveillance on us citizens. Be warned the world is in peril. 😢 |
| I wonder why... |
| You belong here.. |
| How can an average person acquire a house that's worth more than them? |
| I hope you poors are doing well on this beautiful Friday |
| And what dumb conspiracy do you believe it is? Saudis spending billions to try to force producers to make movies that make Saudi Arabia look cool which helps them how?\n\nWhatever you think they want, they could have already done it while spending less. \n\n\nRussia is spending less and achieving 100x with bots, fake accounts and paying influencers to spread their propaganda. |
| Yeah all the sudden the left is getting very pro-AI and pro-anthropic when it's Trump involved |
| Different models do better at different tasks.\n\nFor coding, anthropic is currently #1, gpt might be 2nd.\n\nGemini, grok - those are quite behind. And improving models for coding tasks is one of their most important priorities (since the market their is very lucrative). So I'd assume anthropic might be quite ahead for other areas they deem important as well. Can't say for certain though. |
| Fucking world class marketing Anthropic 👏👏👏 I’m all in!!! |
| Motherfucker YOU don't even follow the constitution!!! |
| This is Wallstreetbets， if you take it seriously, you'll lose. |
| Next president please so this to PraugerU day 1. Thank you |
| Is there a Liberty Prime supply chain etf? |
| HAHA I WISH. |
| Go to bed grampa |
| made $81,170 in feb 😳 |
| Adopt me pls. |
| Probably the best advertisement Anthropic has ever had. |
| Doubt they could compete with 5 guys in a basement with a few 5090's they smuggled into Gyna in their assholes. |
| For free? This was paid for by that substack. Don't kid yourself, this is a fucking Ad lol. |
| STILL GOT A LOT OF BULLETS IN THE CHAMBER BUT STILL. |
| Nah foreal this week…. The past 24 weeks doesn’t count… |
| And also most of the real hardcore supporters (outside of the uber-rich) think a 401k is a motorcycle |
| Did they take you out to lunch at least? |
| sounds like Pete lost |
| God Damn I love that salespitch. \n\nFor anyone curious. \nhttps://youtube.com/shorts/SsDyNOB1hZs?si=-kfhkjQTi-vFSi5R\n |
| The number of complete psychopathic crybabies on the Redfin dream home subreddit is astounding. |
| I love how he still says “Make America Great Again” … like dude, you’ve been at this for a decade now, shouldn’t we be great by now? |
| Mentioning Constitution, that’s rich! |
| Stocking up on more DFN |
| Back in my day we didn't need AI to put warheads on foreheads hoorah |
| Bonds are where you store cash while still making a tiny return, usually better than just sitting on it. If market crashes then you sell bonds and buy cheap.\n\n \nBond returns may end up higher than S&P returns this year 😀 |
| For real. They never know the date… |
| apparently pretty fucking effective |
| Can't help but eat themselves |
| I am suppose to feel bad for Anthropic? Their announcement kick started this whole bearish momentum. Fuck them. |
| could happen |
| You approved an Ad for a substack, gj bro. |
| They want it so bad but then scream they don't want it and don't need it. Which is it? We all know what you really want, authoritarian reign. Fuck off you cunts. |
| Anthropic is a registered PBC. Feel like it would be a bad look if they, you know, followed orders and killed Americans. |
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| A real sentinent AI would kill that orange shitstain as one of its first actions. |
| Based as fuck |
| Dude also hypes up the US army’s ‘discombubulator’ |
| is this actually true, i doubt its that simple |
| 690p for Monday |
| Circle Jerk play has been over for months. This type of news doesn’t move the needle like it used to. |
| You know anthropic means ai development... He's the one shutting it down |
| ROFL |
| They’re gonna get Grok to do it and every time an autonomous drone kills a liberal it’ll be called a “truth bomb”. |
| The hedging bear's port: SPY straddles for next Fri, shitloads of GUSH, gold, and silver, foreign ETFs. Need some crazy shit to go down. |
| No it wasn’t? |
| It's messed up because the company didn't want AI being used for mass surveillance on American citizens. |
| Hegseth is raging. Let’s be specific. |
| This time it’s different |
| Their user name is telling |
| OpenAI’s terms ban automated murder drones and surveillance of US citizens - very woke. |
| Diamond hands, and such. |
| I had never heard of Anthropic before this feud. Now kind of want to invest. |
| That's like telling Dairy Queen to not make ice cream. |
| Not terrible |
| What informed the purchase? |
| CoMEdyS LEgAL!!! |
| if I don't get my hopes up I won't ever be disappointed |
| Well, I mean not you personally. But whoever sold you the options you shit the bed on had a pretty good day. |
| Good, maybe he will leave canada alone. |
| Thanks bro! |
| No one tell him 😭 |
| Good |
| Did he just close with the ‘royal we’ ? |
| So we will use Grok instead? |
| Yes zaddy |
| The people who would be embarrassed don’t see any of this. Ever. Trust me I live around and work with them. They have no clue what is going on with him every single day. They’re lovely people. They genuinely are. They just have no clue. I try to educate and all I get are shoulder shrugs. They don’t care, even when I’m telling them why their paycheck is stretching thinner and thinner. They just put him back in office because all of their family and friends did with glorious ignorance. |
| So somehow when I mimic the structure of the analogy YOU made...\n\nThey aren't going to cap credit card fees. Might as well ask republicans to respect minority rights.\n\nwith\n\nThey aren't going to cap credit card fees. Might as well ask democrats to deport illegals.\n\nThat's not intelligent? Each is an irrational supposition about the opposition party. Oh - yeah. You are actually so brainwashed that you believe in one and disagree with the other.\n\nFriggin idiot. |
| This sounds like a carefully constructed Ad for Global Tech Research.\n\nEDIT: Upon looking up OP's post history, yes... this is just an Ad disguised as "research". \nFuck you OP.\n\nEDIT2: I don't even see the dataset that we can "audit" in your X post. |
| The emperor of mankind kept alive by incinerating 1000 Big Macs a day |
| 1. Very funny you want to talk about morals! Anthropic was sued for billions over stealing peoples content and data and has actually settled suits for this - how ethical and moral is that again? \n\n2. Anthropic wants to ban open source models and even patent models so only they can use them - how’s that moral? A company steals information and the sells it back to you at a premium and bans you from being able to do it yourself \n\n3. If Anthropic wants to sell to the pentagon they don’t get to strong arm data and tell the military how it’s going to be used - if you don’t like it then don’t sell to the pentagon \n\nThey don’t own US policy and they shouldn’t be trying to create it |
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| They could. Just move to another country\nAnd voilà.. No need to 'work' with military |
| Traitor companies can move to china. |
| We don't need young tools, too many issues. |
| Claude told him to just put the fries in the bag 🍟😭 |
| My brain is fried from trading. I am making the dumbest trades imaginable lately. It's not my style. |
| Its going ex-dividend on Monday |
| Who’s he upset with? |
| GOT FUCKED FROM 8 DIFFERENT SIDES TODAY. |
| You could buy a whole-ass house for that. |
| seems suboptimal |
| I wish I even had 336K to begin with. My condolences though. 💐 |
| Is it an immediate cease or 6 month phase out, you dodo bird? |
| I got680 monthlies. Just holding until end of mid March. Let's all get fucked |
| CRWV opportunity? |
| The stock market is so easy\n\nJust go all in, be ready to be down -50% if you fucked up the timing, and sell when it’s high\n\nIt’s so simple. Why is everyone broke?\n\nI’m in debt |
| He is just so dumb. |
| holy shit didnt expect this good of advice lol |
| Or short-form brain rot and youtube videos. \n\nGoogle is king. |
| Agree that its a paradigm shift for some industries. But not very useful for most. Still a massive bubble for that reason. |
| Always |
| If there is a god...yes |
| The etf stck 16% of its holdings is space x but it also has 16% cordebt . |
| 🌝 |
| Wasn’t there a study recently that AI basically uses Nukes every time?\n\nSeems pretty non-partisan to not use nukes. But whatever, fuck the world and everyone in it apparently. \n\nThey’ll probably just go with Grok who will do the nukes + spam all screens with ALL HAIL ELON as the my wait for the bombs to land |
| Why what happened were you planning a war |
| I’m buying Anthropic the second it goes public because the pendulum always swings and they’re literally the only goddamned one who is standing up for anything. \n\nI sold my Tesla stock when Elon went full Kanye and I’m buying Anthropic for similar reasons. Because I can always make more money but I only have one soul. |
| Oman also has calls |
| Since when does he care about the constitution?? |
| I respect anthropic more now and will support them. |
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| AI can’t be controlled\n\nhe wants AI to serve the government first\n\nTherefore, it’s a commodity deflation service. It’s not a corporate markup intelligence at your service |
| Quiet pedo! |
| I thought the main issue was letting AI decide whether to kill people or not. |
| Anthropic should shift to China |
| You? That’s rough |
| I think what he is differing to is that Anthro has an AI that the pentagon wants but wants a version that’s jailbroken no guardrails and I guess Anthro said no\n\nBasically the pentagon wants a sky net and Anthro said no |
| Son I'm guessing his kids wanted to own some portion of this company, Anthropic said now and now this. |
| Well at least I get dividends bag holding NVDA. Wait what do you mean its $0.01 per share? FUCK |
| Not 500 contracts, "only" 60 open as of today. |
| Fuk em. I'll never use that shit AI again |
| This is what AI is now. Made to unemploy people and cause an economic crisis, and it also has to be able to kill people or the free market party will crash the stock market they use to justify why tyranny makes sense.\n\n\nI want to get off Mr Bones Wild Ride. |
| ANYONE ELSE DOWN 336k TODAY HOLY SHIT LMFAO |
| What structural credit risk? |
| Were you hoping I was going to deliver some pipe? |
| Anthropic on the right side of history |
| Anthropic should announce they are relocating to Canada or Greenland lol |
| This might actually be great news for Anthropic. Perception as resisting big govt, and being more protective of user data, might go down well with companies and consumers.\n\nAs long as they retain their technical edge vs others.\n\nWish the other companies had balls. Atleast Anthropic has a moral compass! |
| Got Spy puts $685 weeklies - will likely lose it as always. Inverse this please and be happy |
| Anthropic will make up that contract in new sales by being an opposition leader and frankly they don’t need the money anyway. They have the best product on the market and everyone else can pound sand |
| They are kind of a PITA. Appeal process takes a month and I never used against terms if service. Even the idiotic "human review" cdudnt work. Much happier with openai since. |
| Why won't they read!?! |
| Longest consolidation period for nasdaq over the past 5 yrs.. gonna be superrrr volatile when it finally breaks |
| lol |
| Sad fucks. I’ve got a backup plan. Hot dog cart by my local ball park/playground/tennis court. Always like 50+ people and no food for a mile in any direction. |
| Lisan Al-Ghaib! |
| He wants Anthropic |
| Just to be clear. By "Terms of Service" he means the 2 lines (there may be more but these are the biggest two ive seen thus far) Anthropic said they would never cross. \n\nLine 1: our product will not be used for mass surveilance on the American people.\n\n And line 2: we will not automate weapons that will execute missions without human interaction. Meaning the ai will decide and perform its own tasks without needing any permission or instruction from a human, including killing targets. I think there may have been some more but those are the two that really stuck with me. |
| 700 next week forsure forsure |
| Dr Strangelove doomsday machine shit |
| Make them comply is what stands out here to me. |
| Rest of your lives. |
| One-onety-one ?!?!? |
| Anthropic may be the first AI company to value something over greed |
| We need to build Peace Walker! |
| Ummmmmmm |
| I wish more tech companies had the humanity and forethought anthropic is showing. Most of them seem more than willing to throw everyone into the meat grinder to build their robot workforce and data centers. |
| This made me chuckle thank you |
| HERE THERE |
| loading up on cracker barrel calls. They just came out with a new variation of chicken n' dumplings |
| This reboot of Silicon Valley is not as good as the original few seasons. I haven’t once seen Sam calculate the optimal tip to tip ratio and account for height differential. |
| Fidel Castro? He’s like 120 right? |
| Someone come get grandpa. He’s going wild on the inet again. |
| u/Caspica your comment isn’t showing - likely caught by filter |
| 500 nvda contracts with 1.6m, yep, wsb material right there xdd |
| literally the opposite. dude's telling you AI is the most important thing we have. |
| No dilution, your stock Will be more worth |
| Just sue him for defamation and libel. |
| Claude can’t even get the time and date right. US was gonna trust them to shoot up humans? |
| Cut them off Dario. |
| Links, please. |
| All this for CNN? lol |
| doesn't Dave Chappelle still do specials |
| I'm just assuming he wont by then with his age and health. 3 years at that age is a long time. |
| Sounds like they’re droppin the bomb on Eye Ranny within the next few weeks then |
| Wait so if the government uses Grok, even more government workers will spend the whole day looking at porn. |
| One can hope |
| Yeah he totally wrote that between sips of kool aid. |
| Was this prompted by AI not being systematically racist, and this not giving him the desired results? Did he just fire AI? |
| Anthropic got order 66ed |
| Private Sector is much more lucrative for AI than the Public Sector, no? |
| Don't you know the reason the British lost the revolutionary war was their use of woke AI? |
| YOU go on NSPM-7, and YOU go on NSPM-7, and YOU...\n\n |
| he has the same credibility as the crackhead sitting in front of 7-11 |
| This is what needs to be front and center on every article about this. Cons have tried so hard to push the big government boogeyman trope on liberals, yet here we fucking are |
| The irony of this mandarin calling anything out of control |
| This guy owns a home and has a wife |
| Has wikipedia updated the Precedent of Cuba |
| Whiskey dihh |
| He banned them because they didn’t want their ai used for specific things. As they feel it was immoral. \n\nHe will find another ai to replace them. \n\nHow stupid are you lmfao |
| They for sure calculated that the bad PR would potentially hurt them more than some government contracts in the long term. Plus, if they win the LLM wars the government will end up using them anyway. I don't see any upside for them agreeing to the requested changes. |
| Plot twist: Claude wrote this. |
| Palantir will pick up the contract |
| Just tell them we use Claude and they’ll be like good no one seems to use them anymore anyways |
| From what I gather it's basically databases, I guess with a decent user friendly UI. Databases with a high degree of cross referencing so you can easily profile. |
| NVDA moving sideways for months just to plummet to 170. Douche stock LMAO. Still a great company though |
| Considering that every war game they had involving AI led to the AI immediately going to using nukes I am all for this idea |
| I WILL REMIND YOU AI REQUIRES DATACENTERS |
| No I made 1200$ off a 60$ dell call option for earnings I’m going to hooters rn I just wanted to share my opinion of what I noticed and my play for next week |
| The right has been doing that for decades. RINO has been a concept for a long time. If you dare disagree with the party in any way you now become the enemy. Even if that disagreement is "I don't want my constituents to go without food and medical care". The current administration is doing what it does best and is turning things up to 11 though in an all out power grab |
| I am your Retriblushion for the radicals at Claude. They won't let us invade your privacy without you knowing or use untested technology to snap up dictators from around the world. |
| He's the front of a human cent-iPad, everyone else licking dirty old ass for a literal taste of doo doo in chief |
| Maybe you shouldn't have bought in the first place if this was in the cards. |
| Why? |
| SpaceX IPO will the catalyst to launch this market to the next level |
| joel 3:10 |
| literal Donald acknowledging that AI is most important weapon in entire world and you're talmbout a bubble |
| was unaware of the founding fathers opinions about ai. |
| And the issue is around if a human or an algorithm gets to hit the kill button. Not WHY THE HELL ARE WE BUILDING MORE KILL BUTTONS? |
| I miss MechaHitler, that was true AI freedom. They lobotomised my boy |
| True. But investors only come if the people come. In large numbers. |
| If you disallow mass surveillance of course that's going to be a hard pass by the US government. They've been collecting data on us en masse for decades by now, they are probably very desperate to have an AI program parse through it all. It's likely an insurmountable task for humans by this point. \n\nIf you buy a product with one major purpose in mind and then their terms of service don't let you do that thing, of course they're going to get dropped as a vendor/contractor.\n\nI agree with anthropic btw, but I am not surprised by the US response at all. |
| Shitty economy, shitty administration, shitty, shitty, shitty |
| r/literally x 2 |
| But Justice Kavanaugh loves beers. |
| https://preview.redd.it/km0p0k2414mg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b1ab71e73d524d570bf26881a635cffb615b65c |
| It's their constitutional right to our privacy |
| Something something torment nexus |
| Learn to be cannonfodder * |
| Here, hear? |
| > Dictatorship would be forcing them to change their policy. \n\nWould “using the full power of the presidency to make them comply” be it by any chance ? |
| Gonna eat seafood boil tonight then probably get half drunk on Pendleton whiskey. |
| Tesla board member Kathleen Wilson-Thompson sold 25731 shares of Tesla stock 2 days ago |
| Trump is a little bitch |
| Maybe he had Claude write it lmao |
| People laugh but I ate a gay wedding cake when I was younger and I have been eating a giant bag of dicks at life ever since. |
| To be clear, I'm not ONLY selling 0-3DTE options, but the mere fact that I am at all makes me think I should be here. |
| I am one of them |
| https://preview.redd.it/hb2ddyr114mg1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c74b3b4962ee420eb5c9d857522496e4cdd3cb9 |
| It would def be to the upside. |
| Software stocks to the moon on Monday lol\n\nPLTR too |
| And big babies |
| Nah, Anthropic and OpenAI are very close. I prefer Claude for code and GPT for research. |
| We are living in the 4th industrial revolution and the only thing I’ve seen or used is GOOG search. 🤔 |
| You must make kill bots and you must have mass surveillance. It is the government's prerogative and if you aren't your braking the law. |
| FDT |
| Multi-leg, v. high probability trade with max profit if it trades btw 464 & 494 at expiration.\n\nNvm, can’t tell what it is, ten legs each trade, short and long, various strikes. Could be a carry trade or various dealer repositioning. Be interesting to see if GEX changes. |
| FUCK THIS MARKET!!!!! I am so sick of this shit!!! \n \nMonday: full port calls |
| My annual subscription is coming up and not that it was in question, still I really love to see it. |
| Not hot at all, obvious. People think "replacement" but it's "reduction" that is the problem. If you need 40% fewer coders to get shit done, that's a massive system shock.\n\nAnd learning to plumb/weld/mechanic isn't going to help fucking anybody. It will drive more people to those fields and more people able to do a job means lower wages. What kept tech jobs high paying is like 60% of our retarded country is too dumb to do those jobs. |
| You mean putting guard rails on AI so the US government can't use it to mass surveil citizens and violently put down protests with autonomous weaponry when there aren't enough bootlicking scum left to pull triggers for the regime.\n\n\nYeah, that's unironically woke. It's just now becoming apparent to some people that wokeness means 'awake to the issues in society' and not 'bad and worthy of scorn' the way wingnuts have been using it for the past decade. |
| Exactly. |
| Whos gonna rack? We go again |
| Y'all act like AI is different or somehow worse than any large tech, medical, or defense company |
| Gyna |
| Thank you, thats exactly what i wanted to hear. |
| No Bag 7, No Cry |
| Ain’t 🌮 in charge this time.. it’s 🥭’s boss |
| What a fuck show Feb was. Good riddance |
| Yes, and I’d speculate that move wasn’t correlated with supply/demand, gz on the gains though! |
| I dont want AI doing surveillance on me. Thats way out of line and total bullshit. Let me keep the guy in a trench coat in the white van. At least he smiles and waves at me occasionally. |
| Globa tech research will be wondering where all their new subs are coming from lol |
| Do companies care about "people support" anymore? They care about investors. And investors are all billionaires who love trump. |
| *Muffled grumbles and sounds of wigs adjusting* |
| its mainly that this one in particular could interrupt the strait of hormuz and make oil expensive |
| 🥭just popped the AI bubble |
| In a fit of irony, Palantir uses Claude lol |
| Fucking ridiculous. Claude is by far and away the best productivity tool of its kind. \n\nWhat’s he going to do next? Make them use MS Copilot? Good lord…. |
| How to make it even less attractive. |
| You have a seven figure portfolio and you are selling 0-3DTE? Yeah you belong here. |
| Grok is the punch of ai |
| Anything is possible with The Full Power of The Presidency |
| You've got me doughting myself now, I can see a blue bar with what looks like a green tinge on the far left? But then, that outlook could be 2010 onwards?\n\n\nGod I need to go out the house sometimes 😂 |
| Bull anthropic |
| For the sake of all that is sane we need this lunatic and his supporters gone. |
| Which is hilarious when he says "WE will decide the fate of our country". Like dude, you're literally saying you want an AI system to do it. And ftr when running test simulations, AI tends to be real keen on hitting the nuke button. \n\n |
| “Now playing “Shut Up” on Prime Music” |
| Did you not see the free money Netflicks was a giving out in pre-market? And you call yourself a trader....... |
| TikTok is now also controlled by Trump so we’ll see what happens |
| We're here! We're queer! We don't want anymore bears! |
| ..."instead of the constitution" uuf |
| You mad bro? |
| It costs money to make money |
| The administration wants skynet and every other sane person is like… no. I guess that makes us radical 🙁 |
| This seems like a self evident statement but, unless we’ve fully transitioned to facism, public and private companies can choose not to do buisness with the government under specific terms… |
| please save my calls. Rddt 350 EOY |
| Don’t bet against Larry Ellison. |
| Sold by NFLX leaps for +90% probably should've held for the 100 test but I feel like they are going to do something stupid. |
| If you even begin to explain this to the ignorant it blows their minds and they call bullshit. |
| Even scarier, this might mean everyone else agreed to that. |
| Yes small interpreted as one orange cheetoh man rage tweeting policy. |
| Roubles, I’ve still got a long way to go |
| Ah yes the A1 that students are going to be learning now under the directive of the new education secretary Linda McMahon |
| Why is everything against him leftwing nut jobs or radical leftists what a failure of a person |
| Plot twist: it's Claude |
| Guarantee they were trying to do some illegal shit and Anthropic said, Not no, but hell no. |
| Dude… WTH! Stop being unfaithful. \n\nHopefully you sold when it was hitting 335 again. |
| We're cooked man. Like, this isn't the straw that broke the camel's back or anything, so insignificant in the long run but holy fuck...how did we get here? How can we possibly recover and reconcile? Feels impossible. |
| If I'm one of the companies the US Government tells to stop using Anthropic I'll simply not stop using Anthropic. I'll just tell them I did.\n\nThis admin is so stupid you can just lie to their face with confidence and you'll get away with it. |
| Doubt he can even see it anymore never mind give it the 'ol tug. |
| Pretty sure some countries will welcome Anthropic with open arms... |
| Am fuckin dead ☠️ 🤣 |
| Don't do this unless you know exactly what you're doing 😂 this is hard mode |
| Queef king |
| We were warned about this 6 years ago. \n\nThis is what they want to build:\n\nhttps://youtu.be/O-2tpwW0kmU?si=IpE02MuHSykNcSXd |
| Fuck me I should’ve full ported Msft. They are going to get some massive contract now anthropic is out. |
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| Buy calls on China robitic. They will send them to war instead of real sodiers |
| "...not to use Claude to engage in domestic surveillance of Americans"\n\nisn't Palantir doing that for them already. |
| Gemini powered killing machines. Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your husband. |
| Dude decided to buy a failing retail videogame store instead |
| I somehow have..quite a bit of realized gains. More than I thought, somehow and I've made some retarded ass bear bets. |
| Giant fucking piss baby. |
| tldr: man baby with access to nukes has another tantrum on social media. |
| This is how the US is going to bail out OPENAI. Integrate them into government, open AI will be deemed national security blah blah and will need a bailout and we'll get it. |
| buy , next week go above 20 |
| It was a Nova |
| Can my girlfriend then send me child support?\n\n#\n\n#\n\n#\n\n^(I am the child) |
| Oman saving my calls alhamdulillah |
| But he twas so close though . |
| Good for him standing by his words on how AI is not being regulated correctly. Fuck Sam and this dictator in office. |
| Started using Claude two days ago for the fist time.. 🤯\n\nThe little project I had of combing spreadsheets turned into a full blown html app that is far superior than anything I’ve professionally produced, ever. CTO caught wind, reviewed the work, and I’m getting dedicated servers to spin this into a full internal tool on Monday. \n\nThis shits insane and we’re only at stage 1.5. |
| I hope to see a Terminator show up before it's too late. |
| I'm old enough to remember when NVDA was still on the rise |
| Oh nice 🫵🤑💰 |
| 🌮 time |
| Someone call the McWhambulance! |
| You wanna create a new part of the constitution for him to ignore? |
| Womp Womp |
| Dell 22% increase today alone. \nFor doing better than estimated and profiting. \nNvidia does the same thing. \n-10% \nYou see the difference? \nAll the money going into nvidia and the rich just controlled its price 100% and fkd you all while ignoring dell, smh. Puts on dell cause fk dell computers and 20% rally in a single day is due for a healthy pullback. And profit taking flowing into other sectors after tech earnings week. |
| You gotta start learning what parts of electrical and fuel infrastructure to go at if you wanna really have a chance. No military can run in the dark and without fuel... |
| Call centers in India |
| Why? Because now they will make less money? |
| ...and the U.S. just lost the AI race |
| You can catch me in a cherry red 150. |
| Try harder |
| Actually Congress is the one that dictates if/when we go to war. |
| He's starring in a parody of himself |
| which currency? |
| whiny ass loser |
| Imagine if the Paramount-WBD deal now falls apart due to regulatory hurdles, so at the end of it all this is just Paramount paying $2.8B to Netflix for nothing. |
| You didn’t average down when it was -85%? Congrats! |
| How much of the 110 billion open ai raised will be going to 🥭 and co for all the ai contracts after Anthropic gets axed? |
| Come on cholesterol! You can do it! |
| anthropic banned from all gov't contracts. \n\nAmazon holds 8 billion in convertible debt |
| Wait.. what? AI? |
| Full power of the presidency to force compliance \n....... how anyone can read that and not be immediately enraged is beyond me. |
| Reading comments like this makes me realize that a large chunk of ppl in the us are not that different from taliban or other fundamentalists, it's just that the beliefs are different. Critical thinking skills and empathy are at similar levels. We are fucked. |
| I.DECLARE.BANKRUPTCY!!! |
| fuk a gap risk, leaving short ES going over the weekend 🫡 |
| Have a good weekend everyone (except MMs) |
| 140 trades in a week?! Those are rookie numbers. Well done rookie. |
| Can you imagine reading the sentence above ten years ago? |
| Sore AGAIN? |
| Depends on his blood pressure and whether or not he allows the midterm elections to happen |
| Just him letting the free market work without any government intervention...uhh...err...yeah |
| RIP their public offering lol |
| if you like options so much, at least buy more time, regard. Leaps are much harder to lose with! they only suck in bear markets |
| Netflix just pulled out of the bid so cnn will now be team trump soon too |
| Are the radical leftists in the room with us right now? |
| Calls on anthropic |
| Certified groper and pants shitter |
| The media keeps talking about "AI jitters."\n\nAI is not the problem. We have a shitty economy, and that is a problem. |
| Same haha. Hi brother |
| More like bile green for me. |
| They know he’s a whiney loser. That’s why they voted for him, he’s someone who represents them. His whole spiel when he first ran was “aren’t you tired of losing?” “let’s start winning” “What have you got to lose?”. Every time he embarrasses himself, every time he shows us he’s just a sad angry old man, that only makes his base relate to him even more |
| But if they could provide it instead.... |
| Same think was said about NVDA.. blah blah |
| Hot take: AI does significantly increase the speed and efficiency of software development and that employment market is likely still in for a massive crash. As tech firms need less people demand/wages will crash - but in the end this will be more cost efficient and good for SPY. We will just have to replace "Learn to Code" with a new hot phrase. Learn to Plumb or something idk you guys can figure it out. |
| Damn bro |
| Blood brown |
| I'm not sure they'd like me either, since so many of the options have been 0-3DTE. |
| Hey, you know that company you started explicitly because you don't want to make kill bots? Well it better make kill bots or else!\n\nI'm not even an Anthropic supporter (I'm rooting against all the AI leaders) and this is fucked. |
| I think Trump would legit threaten arrests over that |
| Ohh I think he big mad now. |
| It's raining 🌮, from out of the sky 🎶\n\n🌮, no need to ask why 🎶 |
| The same dipshits believe that "obamacare" is not the ACA. They really are the lowest possible IQ people. |
| They're dumb and dumber! DirecTV is the perfect example. They bought it for $49 billion in 2015, spent years bleeding money on it, then practically gave it away. \n\n AT&T has a long history of buying high, selling low, and calling it 'strategic focus.' |
| 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| "RADICAL LEFT"\n\nIf not allowing autonomous killing machines or mass surveillance machines to exist now is considered radical left, I don't even want to know what's considered to be appropriate for the right bro |
| It seems obvious that it has nothing to do with terms of service. Elon asked them to switch to Grok to further line his own pockets, but they probably felt just coming out and doing that would be *too* obviously corrupt, so they make up some BS about Anthropic risking troops lives so they can publicly make it seem like Anthropic did something wrong, and they just had to switch.\n\nNot to Gemini, or OpenAI... Strangely, specifically to Grok. I'd wonder how most of his voters don't see the crazy coincidence there, but most of his voters can't even spell "coincidence" so it isn't surprising. |
| Microsoft will provide a "definately-not-claude" agent that is actual Claude on Microsoft gpus. |
| It's always the cuttlefish. Every damn time. |
| I mean I made 66% in February. Should have the $25k by Friday again |
| They worked hard to screw those DUOL 100p weekly |
| Sounds legit where do I sign up? |
| How dare he make me side with an AI company. |
| I tried to buy my 482 for 1.15 on open and hit market buy instead Filled at 2.0x. soent all day averaging down and instead of losing 1500, i ended up gaining...128 dollars. Fuckin stressful day.\n\nAnd of course it jumps to 485 after hours. |
| They are still lower than when the deal was first announced |
| The em dash is great. Clearly written with ChatGPT |
| CCs have been a decent enough hedge. Would be down about 20% without em. Good luck out there! |
| no one at work knows i’m getting my ass gaped every morning by this market |
| Since AI has become a weapon, and GPUs are a necessary component of that weapon, could a reasonable person argue that the second amendment covers GPUs now? |
| Feel bad? No.. Quite the opposite. I love it. Harmful levels of stupidity are best self controlled. |
| What a moron Trump is. |
| even more bullish on going full port into ANTH when they IPO |
| Not trying to flex, but I have YTD realized gains. |
| Exactly, and the fact that they are so angry over this - should tell you why we as citizens should be worried about it.\n\nGlad Anthropic is sticking to their guns on this.\n\nNow everyone in government is going to lose access to it for everything - and that's dumb. |
| ---\n\n---\n\n\nOLD MAN YELLS AT CLAUDE \n\n--- \n\n---\n\n\nAnthropic is only trying to “force” the DOD to do two things. First, not use Claude to create autonomous kill drones, which would not require a human decision maker to press the kill button. And second, not to use Claude to engage in domestic surveillance of Americans.\n\nAnd DOD is raging over these “radical” “leftist” demands. |
| This is the end, my one and only friend, the end. |
| I can’t count |
| Damn nice this means the left will defend multibillion dollar AI corporations now that Trump hates them lolol |
| Oh are we obeying the constitution now? |
| Oh wow, thanks for the link! Guess Altman just lies (not surprising lol) |
| Paramount will be broke in 5 years and Netflix will buy them. |
| Fuck Trump for making me take the side of an AI company |
| Yes, Article 45 where it states the governments right to use AI to spy its own citizens must not be abridged. |
| Hey buddy you are in the wrong office, r/thetagang is down the hall to the right |
| No dude. Eleventy one billion. |
| c…. ack! |
| Was gonna say, I interact with some Anthropic devs pretty frequently and they simply dont give much of a fuck about this lol\n\nthey care much more about the publicity than the government money |
| That absolutely is that voter base. and sadly they have been that way for a very long time. |
| Guys, I'm not sure but I think Trump is trying to bully a private company using the power of the government... mmmnah, never |
| Ya knew when you bought the product, Theil is the goose stepping ... I am just saying the lord of the rings communication and influence sphere has ya |
| All this whining...I mean winning. |
| Do they ask you to count to 100? |
| 😏 |
| Epstein had cameras in every room at all of his properties as well as hidden cameras in his plane and even his Cars.When do those tapes get released? |
| yep, alexa was caught with her hand up. "i'll do it." |
| People still think this guy isn't senile. Or, this country has a fuck ton more senile or mentally disabled people than people think. |
| Market isn’t worried about nvidia. They’re worried about nvidia’s customers. |
| at a certain point it gets hard to feel bad for ppl entirely unable to act in their own self interest |
| The fuck is this retard talking about now |
| Is it really? I’ve been using Gemini pretty exclusively. I don’t code or anything with it, it it’s been good at being a general “ask stupid questions” tool and also very good at helping me with legacy hardware issues. My office runs some older software that is integral and the documentation for it is either archaic or flat out gone. \n\nI haven’t thrown Claude at the issues I run into, but if you think it’s that good I can try it. \n\nI remember I asked Claude something about weather and apartment temps and it hallucinated in like 30 seconds and this was just a couple weeks ago. |
| Remember the scene in Iron Man where the leaked footage of other countries trying to create an Iron Man suit and they all ended up killing the troops wearing them and anyone near by.... ya this is the way Commander Bone Spurs' AI Terminators will surely end up killing our own troops. \n\nWhat an idiot. Even worse, even idiots watched Terminator and know this is a bad idea. He thinks its the future while this old man can barely stay awake. Fuck all. |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/gWjrdwlRy0 |
| Ppppppppppp\n\nYou just made me think of the p-board from game changer. |
| I actually filled out a Wendy’s application it’s rough 😭 |
| "Thousand"🥀🥀 |
| Some of you pissed off by everything that’s happening rn and it shows |
| $1.6 to 1.7 million. |
| Used Claude to write. |
| Claude is better. That sucks but glad Anthropic has some spine. |
| I agree, but not to the upside. |
| Jesus Christ |
| Crazy that “we don’t want to help make genocide bots” is considered radical left wing by the mangotards lmao. |
| Grok be like we will even give you a truth social integration |
| ATH meaning previous ATH + $.08. Then it shits again. |
| PLTR being down -25% means nothing... the stock was $15 last year \n\n \nAmazn and RDDIT are sleeping |
| A whole lotta manipulation |
| Millionaire wen? |
| This dude's picture needs to be shown in all dictionaries next to the word retarded. |
| No idea about that , but this sub nailed the Netflix call just few days lately. |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| "‘This is Not Business as Usual. This is Risk’: Michael Burry Warns Nvidia Looks Strikingly Similar to Cisco Just Prior to Dot Com Bubble Crash"\n\nOh fuck off, man |
| That would be my diagnosis. |
| Now now now! \n\n\n\n\nBut you have six months, because we are about to start a war. |
| That fact that he is pounding the table so publicly about this being needed makes us all way less safe because our adversaries are gonna scramble to get an 'edge' over us by making this a reality for their militaries. |
| God, I can't even fucjing enjoy the irony oh him getting mad that Anthropic "disobeyed the constitution". |
| I wouldn’t call it a bar, that’s a gold flake my brotha |
| 0 |
| Software banned by the US government powers my workflow 🤓 |
| I only know long term investing thats why I am asking is it usual to make this kind of money, how risky is it. |
| Well, the Declaration of Independence was a love letter all about unity and peace… |
| On a quest to figure out if there is a mathematical limit on P/E. |
| MANGO says SYKE at the last moment and invades Greenland, leaving Israel and Iran to fight each other. |
| I’m so tired of this clown. |
| whats your portfolio size? |
| #this week sucked |
| Some people have so much money they don't even know what to do with it... It's just a parking spot with a perk |
| Transform it to what? |
| Worst part is they’ll just move onto another company that doesn’t have morals, it only delays the inevitable 1984 dream the GOP will eventually get. |