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well boyz i was always ballz deep in RIG, problem is in not sure if that was the right company😅
Thank you! Really appreciate it 🙂
Let me ask my F-22 and type 2 diabetes
don't think China will tolerate it.
They came out with “safe driving” instead 💀💀\n\nI’m sure it’ll some how be bullish, it’s Tesla.
Most comments here are bullish so the inverse would be to do what I did
Tuesday will be your day for sure.
Also somehow has a 284 pe ratio.
so bear are fucked
Wish you luck bro\n\nYour luck will be mine luck too
We are dead
I’m mean you’re right but at the same time it’s very clear that Iran is using their program as leverage for sanction relief. They could have built the bomb years ago (during sleepy joe!) and chose not too
Weekend crude 8.35%
No it won't. If they close it it'll take a week for them to get it back open at best.
Probably not, if we have to pay high gas prices the political pressure will be too eminse and a recession will follow
If we started a new war in the Middle East, doesn’t that make oil more expensive and thus EV’s will sell better?
How do you feel about wooden beads though
puts on monday
Tastytrades has a show everyday starting before market open and a 2nd one at market close. They also show every trade they make during the day. They also have a ton of research from tools they exclusive built to analyze trades. Additionally there are videos for all the setups (like an iron condor) that break them down really well. Don’t be concerned that those video are a decade old, the information is still the same.
isn’t the Tesla robotaxi event today? any updates from it? 😂🤡
Oldest job in world
Dongs out for the genius regards who thought shorting oil when the US is bombing Iran\n\nY'all should learn some geography
If the precision is that good it makes sense. We’ll see.. I don’t trust 🥭’s words at least.
Haha you think I own a car
Donnie > Roaring Kitty
90meters is weak sauce…do better
Get a life\n\nSmall airplane owner
460
!remind me in 60 days
Remember people, if VIX is above 30$ then time to buy the dips.
I wonder if for Americans the tradeoff to being able to talk shit online about military might is worth having no universal health care
shorting monday?
As a failed investor I would like to give a shot to 0DTE
how do you know there's a dip without looking?
Somehow EV stocks will still fall. The world needs to hugely decrease oil dependency
WTF do any of those words mean
isareli company, so it might be taking off like the bursa
We go green Tuesday 🙌
No
Good thing we have such a big push for electri- oh. \n\nNevermind.
SPY 570 open
It's not that easy to conquer a country with 92 million people, huge land area and unlimited fuel reserves.
IF YOUR CAR HAS TEXTILE SEATS I DON'T WANT YOUR FINANCIAL ADVICE
Explain
I’ll fetch a rug
buying 3 calls doesnt make you the big boys
Bols will be bankrupt before they can buy the SPY 469 dip
Lmao, -99.99%
Has happened many times in history.
I think aggression is bullish for oil, but bearish for the overall market.
Unless bulls are holding 0dte calls. \n\nLong term DCA bulls always win. But this isn’t r/investing
In 1997 gas was around $0.89 where I lived in the south. Hard to believe.
Hormuz will be open again by open.\n\nIf, big if, it ever closes. Iran has yet to decide.
China's primary Oil Supply Line. it wouldn't be closed for long
Believe it or not: Calls.
Orange will TACO soon..
Guys, we got another one
I thought the plan was to rob the wealth of the middle class and give it to the Rothschilds.
Buy the SPY 460 dip
Remindme! 1D
Always inverse wsb. For that reason TSLA is gonna moon
**INCONCEIVABLE!**
The Iranian regime also likes existing. If it wants to keep existing, it needs to deliver on the "find out" part of \n\n"fuck around and find out"
Israel saying they willing to stop the fighting if Iran stops launching rockets towards Israel. Iran hitting American assets is not their issue.
Round of applause, Market make that AZZ 👏
Gave you a free award, would’ve given you a better one but I didn’t feel like spending money\n\nAnyways you’re right
2008 called it wants it joke back
[*80s\_JDM* ](https://www.reddit.com/user/80s_JDM/)*•* [*2d ago*](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1lgdft5/comment/myvvgu7/)\n\n*Mango is not going to TACO over Iran*\n\n*It's an opportunity on a plate for him to claim he sorted out their nuclear program threat*\n\n \nSilly bulls \n \nThe buy the dip syndrome finally found it's victims\n\n/El Risitas laugh/
O🅱️en the 🅱️utures
Rate increases maybe?
R my 601c Friday safe ? 😷
Who is they here I’m confused
Report them to ICE
Mine didn’t chop anything but she did start gawk gawking me sloppily without asking permission. I came yeah sure but I felt violated.
Instead of imposing tariffs on weekends, only to revert or postpone them on monday the man went to go bomb stuff on weekends.
Ill reply in a bit with my position im eye balling. Iran will try to hinder the region from transporting oil. If not, the market will over react either way out of fear. Anything a month out with a high strike price will most likely hit.
The noses tho
Their government literally said they are going to do this it’s part of the reason the US agreed to strike
They'll drain the water, like a kiddie pool.
You think reopening the strait(if they ever even successfully close it) would require US troops on the ground?
If you have to say you aren’t fearful, you are fearful. Definite “mommy cut the crust off my sandwiches” vibes from this guy. It’s ok pal, just duck and cover while the big boys make some $$$.
Is that why Congress is removing Elon’s $7,500 EV Tax Credit?\n\nHe just called the President a pedo recently. \n\nNo one is “rewriting the laws” for Elon.\n\nYou are delusional.
Ok thanks for the insight.
Get a pole for your apartment and then loosen it just enough to cause an accident.🤷🏿‍♂️
Rough, I’ve been there
Operation midnight busting
bunker bluster
Believe it. Not calls.
Clue in name
https://preview.redd.it/h41hwex9ui8f1.png?width=313&format=png&auto=webp&s=02a19cbf39ee6ca43484c75fc989625c9254a613
This is hilarious 😆 one of my favorites
Yes there will be, and with that the housing market crash. Redditors have been telling me that since 2018, so I am sure they are right.
no, the 60m figure already takes into account multiple hits. That's the maximum depth
Iranians are so pretty man
No one is reading this bro, AMERICA number 1 🇺🇸
With Trump in the white house, Russia invading Europe and Israel (+USA) having war with half the middle east, I believe there are just too many triggerpoints for a bear market.\n\nTrump is still president for the next 3.5 years, so 3.5 years of foolish decisions left.\n\nI think one man understands that pretty well: Warren Buffet. Now 30% in cash, waiting for the opportunity.\n\nI am cautious.
Supply and demand
On the dining room table. Be a man………. ☝️
It's called the **Strait** of Hormuz cause DEI is dead baby! And that's all that matters, literally nothing else. We're winning!
Its called cope
Except its all computer
I was so poor I bought IWM puts because I couldn't afford SPY puts
Opened Friday.
Oh no
0dte Ndx. You pick the direction.
Sir, please just pull up to the 2nd window.
Cover all your bases. Get an Iranian wife and say thank you to ChatGPT.
Wen futes
Learn how to paint.
> Iran would just shoot ships with missiles\n\nFor a while perhaps, they would run out of launchers eventually.\n\nSeen how many ballistics missile launchers Israel has destroyed? We have 50 visually confirmed ones destroyed, making the actual number higher. And they have hidden them by making them look like regular trucks, still not stopping Israel.\n\nMossad has infiltrated this country to such a degree that they probably have round a clock reading of Khamenei's pulse and bowel movements.
🫵➡️🫳🍟
Why does prostitution exists in all countries of the world
Market dumps tomorrow -> great, dips can be bought as it will rebound eventually 100%\n\nMarket doesn't dump -> also great, we make just more money\n\nRemember bears, bulls just win either way 🐻🍑🍆🐂
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Stock price goes up, naturally.
Why bother
No oil prices for gold are going up but not for oil and gas
Imagine you are just trying to take a nice, peaceful chit in the bunker and then, the next thing you know..
It might be. Anglican is.
It also makes the beer colder, like some sort of reality shift
Help I got a stripper pregnant what do I do
2004 called they want their hipster back
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Win against USA? What are you smoking? You know Iran have no air defence and no Air Force. How are they gonna fight USA?
that's only if the strait gets closed. Iran produces only 3% of oil supply
Elon just said at the robotaxi event: "Dont look at the markets for the next 12 months.... if theres a dip, buy the dip!"
Fucking gay people fucking us in the ass. \n\nDeport them all!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
🌽 lmao
Trump lied? So unlike 🌮 🥭.
Might open 3% down or more, Hormuz strait closing is a disaster
Imagine being so retarded you can't tell the difference between tanks and boots with some bombs.
Maybe that’s what they meant by “Everyone will feel it”. Oil skyrockets global markets crash?
You post on Canada so much holy moly. You're obsessed. This is pathetic...
No
jesus christ even our bombs are all bluster
How am I gonna tell my kids I bought/sold the house with/for blood money?
You see it all started with Hillary’s email server and the death of that damn 🦍
Too late, everyone bought that stuff last week
Watched Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind last night on shrooms. One of the most traumatizing films I’ve ever seen.
I heard he is taking flying lessons but doesn't bother to turn up to the "how to land" classes
If the first gbu57 blows a 20 foot deep hole into the mountainside then the second one will land in that same hole (its guided) and blow the next 20,meters free or so. And so forth 6 more times.\n\nIts gone bucko
Tankers doing the grandpa Simpson turnaround at hormuz 😂😂😂😂
Snow beach
Is hilarious how bad this sub is at understanding the economy \n\nEveryone saying how does Iran effect our country!?\n\nHey RETARDS\n\nEverything requires oil how do you think things get transported around the world so an increase in oil will cause an increase in he price of everything not just at the pump\n\nRising oil prices are directly linked to increased inflation this is another way for them to pump their own bags and bleed the consumer since they are trying to outlaw any renewable resource that can be used to replace oil consumption \n\nNotice how they don’t mind nuclear power but try to kill solar wind and everything else it’s because they want cheap power for THEIR businesses to further increase profit margins but for the consumer they must rely on legacy power producers like oil and coal it’s all an orchestrated bottleneck because oil price has been dropping like crazy and his friends in the Middle East and Russia rely on oil to fund their economies
it probably is safe. Why would you bother hitting all the entrances otherwise? Looks like to me that was plan B
Snow bunnies are hookers that take payment in blow my friend
It's so weird watching the news this weekend with 10 lousy call options on OXY for this Friday. It's like, "We're going to war in the heart of the middle east which will have untold implications for decades and may spark WW3. But..."
hope there is an alternate timeline, were we all are rich as fuk and retire early (not bers and theta gang)
CALLS ON BONE SPURS
Lololol. All good. I actually don’t feel horrible. Fuck em, I’m here for the tendies
Alright seriously need to rid some devon from ATH times. Just tell me wether oil and gas is going up?
When I want to build a peaceful nuclear energy program, I always build it deep below the surface where it requires 30,000lb bunker busters to access it, while pledging to die rather than surrender it. \n\nBecause you see, I'm really passionate about clean energy.
It’s the emails see
This is Sparta.
SPY 460 first
Stupid cocky bols acting like the war is already over. This is just the start, remember how Russia said it’s a 3 day operation back in 2022. \n\nThe real ber market just started with a bang, and it’s gonna be a while until it gets back
One of my biggest regrets that I didn’t get into the game when the IPO went public. Sad days 😭😭
How did you open the position on the weekend?
did you not read the sign it says CLOSED
Green by open
Iran is the 17th largest country in the world and an extreme military power. I would not underestimate their ability to win this war. In fact, war simulations show that they have the advantage and would win.
Majority of Mexicans are Catholic and go to church every Sunday.
Why regard. What strikes/expiration you buying
🍈: robotaxi is here! \n\n*with an employee so we don’t run over any kids 😃
Just for that I’m calling Dimon to fuck your calls
mosk is playin investors once again..
And we right every time lol
Carter.
the way SPY tapped that big ole gap at 575 and bounced off of it pissed me off. let's just fill it already so I can drop my berish ways
Mango left G7 early to think about the name for a couple of days.
Nice weekends like this are actually the worst.\n\nThe beach will be crowded with teenyboppers trying to get drunk without the beach cops catching them, the trails will be full of dogs and their owner not picking up the turds, and the roads will be packed with grandma ethel letting in every dildo trying to take a left
That’s worth a few trillions in valuation at least!
100%
NoW that's just an unamerican news source
Theyre closing the stray dove whore moose!
Everyone in comment section saying OP is wrong means he’ll probably be right
buls see 1 red day and start quoting "be greedy when others are fearful" lmao
US 10 year top is in. Saudi and UAE will be big buyers now.
A republic, if you can keep it
Let’s elect him president
trait of homu
Don’t worry, they’ll cognitive dissonance themselves into a dance and blame Hillary Clinton somehow
Iran:\n\nSo, what are we 🥺👉👈\n\nUSA:\n\nEnemies with benefits. Not war
Where are the images???
Bols sweating balls and telling their poor kids to shut the fuck up and get me a beer
#Yall are gay
"Operation Midnight Hammer"\n\nSounds like what happened to 🏳️‍🌈🐻 as a wee defenseless boy.
That would be a death sentence for Iran. Their neighbors also use the straight. \n\nI think Iran already has enough problems to deal with
https://preview.redd.it/7y1xrm97ti8f1.png?width=104&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e1bc432156d02b32ff68eca03cb4b8a65b46104
But what about my 10% divvy on STRD?!?
Say hello to $25 per gallon gasoline
It’s easier for Houthis. There’s nothing to bomb, and they don’t care if they live or die. \n\nIran is different. You take out their refineries, shit will get very real very fast.
#Why do lots of dudes wants her. Yes she very very attractive. But very very small boobs
Does he know that Mexican isn't a religion?
I did something similar back in 2020. I felt like a genius and started drinking my own Kool-Aid. Then I lost half of what I made and it's been a five-year slog to get back. BE careful brother
totally, kiss good bye, Powell must be horny as f right now.
Jpow, says "never was going to be any"
This is not something you can bomb your way out of. They will block the strait with mines and submarines.
I just watched it for the first time, not the greatest film but I am glad I saw it. funny how it is so totally inspired by Wall Street and Glengarry Glenn Ross that it directly references them, there is literally a scene where they are watching and quoting the Oliver Stone film lol. and it is a clear predecessor to Wolf of Wall Street, so it does kind of have a place in whatever fucked up canon that is
You share a bedroom with your roommates?
POWELL SAVE MY CALLS, PLEASE
When I was a kid I loved all things snow.\n\nNow just let me live on the beach
SPY 590 🔜
During the Flintstones, the chicks used to make side money via StonyFans
Fantasy land
Has nothing to do with the legal system. And again, regulations are currently being rewritten as we speak. Most likely to Elon's specifications. \n\n
https://x.com/TeslaCamera/status/1936847121543557523
(https://x.com/TeslaCamera/status/1936847121543557523)\n\nIt's right there in front of you, and you can't even see it. \n\nYou should have used that $60K to buy a Tesla. \n\nAt least test drive one with FSD before you put down that kind of cash. \n\nI'm still up 6M - it's only money.
My buddy Keith had the same issue and his chiropractor chopped off 2/3 of his massive cock without asking him. Be careful!!!
Damn did the US really miss? 😬i blame grover Cleveland!
I stand with the United States!\n\n\nHA!
Hahaha
High oil prices because they closed the Strait
Also look how they treat the Waymos in LA, the the first time Elons preschooler flattening machines arrives in a metro area they'll be turned in mobile camp fires
Why would Iran even close the strait? It'll just make relations worse with their neighbors and overall be even more detrimental to their situation
Watching you fucks argue over geopolitics is like watching retards argue in a special olympics. LOL 🤌
Cant I be both?
Sell naked calls, got it!
So… a GBU-57A/B can penetrate about 60 m of concrete, while the fordow plant is/was somewhere around 80-100 meters underground… I dunno, 20 meter might not sound like much of a difference, but I’d feel very safe behind a 20 meter thick rock wall if a bomb was to land in my vicinity 👀 I don’t think it’s gone
I didn’t even know they made them that small
if we truly are overspread this time, China is a lot stronger than the 2000s
Well played. It's gonna be a crazy week
“Thanks Obama” was added after I replied to him, just fyi. There was nothing that indicated any sarcasm in his original comment.
Mfs on here will gloat about "lol the market always goes back up, stupid bears xD"\n\n\nLike no shit?
Hey are oil prices for oil and gas going up tommorow?
Bers in lambos, bols are homos
My house
The US just left with their tail between their legs from the Houthis
A month? Bro my options expire before that
None of this matters, it's going to be 600 by the end of the year
Corn down
Snowbunnies are pro Iran
It needs one more approval then it will be closed.
You in lamno
That’s not how it works.. They will set up mines in the water all over the strait and also btw iran has submarines. Much more difficult to shut down.
Retarded DD doesn't need your help, it will soar without you.\n\nYoutube and X is where it really robs the poors the most anyway. To market time, be a moron with a lot of cash and trade instead of just buy and hold.
On one side I don't think Iran can actually close Hormuz because they are too weak. On the other side we've seen Houthis close down red sea for 2 years now. LMAO
Spy’s going to either be flat or 1.23% red
You gonna find out like many before you
!Remind me 15 day
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I said no ketchup bud
holmes, if they close the Strait of Hormuz it's game over
Brb gonna go see a chiropractor. My pp is so big it’s giving me back issues
Everyone’s bullish? Buying puts Monday
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We recently visited the Denver Mint and learned they make up for it on the recycling end when banks send them back. I can’t find any source on that so maybe he was full of shit.
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Spy up??????
Owners of CRCL about to feel the wrath of an Old Testament God
We'll be reaching 700 soon
Hoping Fleetwood gets his first PGA win today.
I'm with you, bear brother. This time, we feast
They are shaking on the inside
Powell not lowering rates and at the same time yelling “DEATH TO AMERICA” at every chance he gets.
They be like they make women wear hijab while being besties with Qatar and Saudi Arabia lmao
Bols r fuk
something tells me this guy knows what he's talkin about.
No its not...in fact every war the US entered markets dropped on average 35 days. Then you get the bounce...but our economy is in the toilet. So expect more down days..
Someone in the Mexican community passed away and the entire community like 300+ people showed up on some random street. Jewish and Mexicans have such a strong community all because of religion.
Close the Strait of Hormuz
Much more stringent. They were not acting in good faith.
What is this and how does it compare to ASTS
This sub is absolutely the best place to get sex advice.
You’re not wrong.
Are you still wondering about the tactile paving from 10 years ago???
🥭 is putting a lot of pressure on our daddy Powell
Sometimes I upvote completely regarded DD just to watch the world burn
This admin has been nothing but a disaster, Jesus Christ.
my bad guys i sold my USO calls instead of holding over the weekend
Lmao too true. People talk about strategic level, big picture ect "stfu man my shit expires END OF DAY"
It's a joke - Trump said gas was $1.88
Satellite Images Undermine Trump’s Claim Iran’s Atomic Sites Destroyed\n\n
Satellite Images Undermine Trump’s Claim Iran’s Atomic Sites Destroyed
(Bloomberg) -- President Donald Trump’s decision to order US forces to attack three key Iranian nuclear installations may have sabotaged the Islamic Republic’s ...
(https://finance.yahoo.com/news/bombing-iran-nuclear-sites-complicates-132948201.html)
Hold my hand bro while we jump into the green
They jumped the gun, no time to dope the bombs with pixie dust.
It won't "easily" happen. Not unless there's a genuine black swan shock.\n\nFiscal stimulus is roaring. Financial conditions are incredibly loose. Credit spigot is wide open.
Dropping 20k into oil calls tomorrow
Not sure what is Trump's problem with Iran. They both like to bang 13 year olds.
Anyone relying on Taiwan for chips?
Very ok
I was just giving that person a shot of reality, yes tail wags the dog
So you read what I said but don't understand it? It's okay to say so. I'll write it in crayon if you want. 🫶
Bait title
you should have sex and make her room mates uncomfortable -- think of them as your audience. you need to reframe this as an opportunity. You're a legend. Go get her champ
Ber think we will open with a limit down LMAO\n\nWe'll open down maybe -1% at worst but most likely -0.7% which will recover by open.
does your house not have doors
Go be greedy all you want on your own
You fighting a mod?
Russia have threatened nukes every day for the past 3 years. They aren't going to use them or supply them to anyone else, give your head a shake.
Stop being a pussy and just fuck. Sheesh. Assert yo dominance!
It is also how I ended up on an island massaging old men in their underwear!
“Levels don’t mean anything”\n\nTell me you know nothing about the legal system without telling me you know nothing about the legal system.\n\nHope isn’t a strategy chief.
It's been a while since 🥭 told us to buy stocks. Bearish.
Give it three weeks.
I'd livestream my female gooning sesh to the chart.
I feel the same for the US elect
Which ticker do I buy tomorrow?
We buy 0dtes here sir of course it matters
Well… the strait leads to a dead end where you have the only ports of Kuwait, Iraq, Bahrain, UAE, Qatar and the port that ships 90% of Saudi Arabia’s oil. \n\nThere’s no “other route”.
Yeah vix is going to 🚀
I'd love to see them try to enforce it.
Yes
*Why would the US get involved in Iran. This makes no sense.*
Behind wendys dumpsters
Bears thinking Iran is gonna roll out Rusell Crowe on a tugboat and close the Gay of Hormuz
Ask them to join, it's 2025
no one is fearful you tard- read the comments the buls are cumming every 5 minutes
There’s always an initial sharp drop first, Regard. SPY 460
LOL. I mean, I'm just trying to hook you guys up. But, do as you wish.
Eat my whole ass
The evergreen has crashed in the Suez, wait, old news. Sorry, carry on. \n\nRemember when that crashed markets, then it had no affect on anything real and we moved the fuck on. Oil was going up like crazy too, because of a war (different war), and we....didnt give a fuck like a month later.
I'm reading that the Supreme National Security Council hold final authority and must agree. Let's see what happens. Is the parliament vote an early step? Or a political signal? We're about to find out.
if MSTR goes bankrupt, i would cum
"We don't even buy oil from Iran"\n\nDroolingPepe.jpg
Keep trying
Whatever - new ath for Tesla soon
My girlfriend and I really want to have sex. But our roommates never leave the house. We don't want to make it uncomfortable by asking them to leave. Is there any place where we can have sex for free without anyone noticing us?
this aint happening.
😂😂😂😂
yes, but just the announcement that China is invading Taiwan will rattle markets enough that liquidating my leveraged positions (that have already generated a solid return) ahead of time is prudent
Sitting leads to fondling and then farking
Boots on the ground is not going to increase output/economic activity more than war via air/drones/missiles/subs/etc. I don’t see any reason why we would ever put boots on the ground. Iran isn’t Iraq/afghanastan
Just put gas in your car man
The US is s the highest oil producing county in the world according to cyber space, so if the price of gas goes just know you are being fleeced.
And if non farm goes negative? Layoffs can easily happen rn. That’s a sign of a weak economy. Throw 100 dollar oil in the mix and you have a recipe for disaster.
Educate him 😤 Facts
Out of where?
Dude we're just bullying iran at this point, there gonna be completely leveled
So glad that pension funds bought bitcoin at the top 🙌
Shut up retard
For one fedex wasn’t founded by an act of Congress
Israel's stock market was exploding today, in more ways than one. Closed up 1.8%
This administration is a meme anyway. It’s not like anybody actually listens to what they’re saying.
Everyone here has calls so congrats to you
It’s a historical fact that stocks go up during/post war. Stating that fact doesn’t mean that they want a war holy pea brain.
Imagine getting into a fight with a guy. And you pull out a 9 inch dildo and slap him
Because it was widely known last week when we were evacuating people. And the fact that nobody believes Trump when he talks about negotiating anymore. And the fact that he revealed via tweet that we helped Israel with their initial campaign. And the fact that we was openly threatening bombing them.
You could sneak it by the censors by having it appear to be pro oligarchy. Like an Ayan Rand novel, but as the story develops the 'heroic captains of industry' who were bigged up at the start become more and more the villains who fuck everything up. Until even the most neoliberal free market reader is thinking "wait...are they the baddies?". I would read that.
Bols won’t have money to buy the SPY 460 dip
That scene from Independence Day when they first nuked the alien ship. \n\nTarget Remains.
What an ignorant comment. If oil shoots through the roof, American lives will be affected negatively. But sure, go ahead and make a few bucks
Unless you’re Epstein.
CALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\n... on oil, vix, and gold
Be greedy when others are fearful lil bitches
Retard doesn’t understand how oil prices affect inflation and therefore the entire market \n\nStop trading scrub
Yep - owners are in a cult, and everyone who doesn't own the product knows better than we do. \n\nLevels don't mean anything - revenue means everything, and that starts in under an hour. \n\nGL!
Eating the Pico De Gallo burger from whataburger shit is delish
Bro if china attacks taiwan tech is fuk…
They won’t have money to buy the SPY 460 dip
History will repeat itself.
not many things get me as excited as btc being below 100k
Checking in, are you ready for $100 eoy?
Are you having a stroke or copium attack or what chill
The only power projection NK has is long ranged ballistic missiles, but they don’t have an “alliance” style agreement cemented with Iran in the way that they have with Russia, right?
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Guys… i am terribly sorry,,, it was me buying a call and literally this happens!! I didnt realise i could single-handedly end the world.\n\nI knew something will happen when i pressed that buy button….!! Kid you not!
Dude you need to get away from your computer. You are saying you literally think a bunch of multi-millionaires/billionaires are paying some random internet dude legit actual money to post this very objective analysis of Tesla onto a very small subreddit, all to simply get YOU, and people like YOU, to turn bearish on Tesla. You need to come back down to earth my guy.
Whelp, time to bomb some more shit.
If you don't have money to buy tomorrow's dip then you belong here
If we go by letters, Iran is still 75% Iraq.
And I thought is was more like 26% thus approx one quarter
Whats stopping them if the regime is on the brink of collapse anyways
That was a great movie, but i think it's called Spy Kids with an s, since there were 2 of them.
"guys will it be green monday?"- *tarded buls after WW3 starts*
You underestimate religious extremism
I’m looking forward to $10 gas. So. Much. WINNING 🏆
Peak regard spotted. Are you also amazed by how much crude oil Liberia consumes?
Buy the dip bols, we need more bag holders
So much winning and peace right now. How are we not SPY 650s yet?
Because we’re broke and need war to increase economic activity/output
Believe it or not, calls 🤓🤭
Federal Reserve is as federal as Federal Express. Since FedEx doesn't have any power to affect our daily lives with its policies, why does the Federal Reserve have so much power?
Once you think you have it figured out, the market takes back 5x more.
Oof, that may have been mistake number 1...
bers celebrating as if Straight of Hormuz is gonna crash the market. \n \nbro, I had never even heard of Hormuz until today, and now I find out he’s straight too?\n\nhow does it affect NVDA??
We have a 2-front doctrine and 11 carriers.
You mean best case
Problem is, the career will be short.
All correct except the strait will be closed by tomorrow
yea but there's also 4.7% time value for money. So, if you have something like Colgate, flat for years, you lost in relation to treasuries as well as inflation.
Sorry I'm down about 4 shots rn
Bols said wars are bullish. Bols wanted this war
TSLA is Level 2. Nowhere close to Level 4. No one cares that you “use it every day”. These are just facts.\n\nElon promised robotaxis driving crosscountry by 2019.\n\nYou are in a cult. Good luck.
Will my spy and tsla puts be ok?
If you’re on the lame east coast
Tucker - "Does Iran have women?"\n\nCruz - "Ive no idea".
You mean bol
But now they own US Steel….
They made a real banger on that rocket fuel so they are probably pretty happy
Lmao
Another one of these. Post the loss porn after please.
Send bers to fight the war they wanted
The worst case scenario for tomorrow is SPY opens down -1% and recovers all day and closes flat. That's the absolute worst case.
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BREAKING: JD Vance says he will be doing more than sitting on couch during these turbulent war times.
My point exactly, another Afghanistan
104
If it's closed, can another bunker buster open it? Trump wanted to Nuke a hurricane, maybe he'll bust open the straight.
Also we invade Canada and take their yummy oil
Tell people at the pump in USA that higher gas prices are actually great for them as Big Oil stand to profit.
Ber positions and ber bunkers got bombed hard LMAO
I think the closure of the Strait of Hormuz should be higher on this list. Otherwise, not far off.
We lost a couple f18s that "fell overboard" in a boating accident, but first I am hearing of the Houths taking out f35s. To my understanding there is no proof to back Iran's claims to have downed a couple Israeli F35.
Tsla is going up or staying steady
With the lifting of the crude oil export ban in 2015 and surging domestic production, the United States has become a major oil exporter, the US exports significant amounts of shale oil, as it also imports heavier grades of oil suitable for its refineries.\n\nWe sell our good oil of profit and import the cheaper, dirty oil to use.
Fk them kids
We have Netflix/Prime/Max/Peacock/Paramount maybe something else. checked the first 3 and didn't see ShawShank Redemption. googled it and it didn't give an answer. pirated it in 4 minutes and transferred to the NAS and it's now playing. what a shit show these streaming service scum are.
I use it every day. You do not (painfully obvious). The software and hardware they are using for Austin has not been released to the public. \n\nWAYMO used safety drivers for 2 years. It is just how these programs roll out to the public. There is no way around it.\n\nThe castings for the taxi are sitting out in the yard today. They just shut down production for two days to retool.\n\nTesla is a startup company - they will not move slowly. They have the feds working on regulations now that will override state control.\n\nYour thesis. . . I don't know where to start. But best of luck, you never know. Don't listen to CNBC. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3asiwjkspi8f1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=fcb4bb3269025add2ea859824da1604d680330a6
USA doesn’t want 90m mooslims
Exactly, gonna be a buying opportunitiy this week on IBIT / MSTY
Sooooooo bunker busters didn’t do shit huh?
You already have a bet going - SPY to 470.0 before 24-Jun-2025 09:19 AM -05
!banbet
6pm EST
put me down for 81
It’s been years I’m waiting
no. we will close green.
Long frisbees
The US is going to war with Iran because nuclear energy companies really really did not want to compete with iranian nuclear companies.
We are opening around -1%, might dip a bit more thru the week. And then rally straight to ATH and infinity once we realize we have the world class nukes
Love the theory. I’m not long and would love to sell puts. Should I just follow your model?
yes 2 + 2 + 2 is indeed 6
We still import a shit ton of oil, grades that we can’t produce domestically. Oil is a global commodity, so prices will skyrocket for all of it, regardless of source. The US will absolutely care.
You don’t get it the countries will just eat it like companies are eating the tariffs
Iranium
Why would USA put boots on the ground? That would make no sense.
51st state
Lot of people getting whooshed by this comment. He's referring to how Trump said (multiple times in the last month) that gas was down to $1.88, even though that is of course 100% false and very easily verified.
29% of the time is 🅱️eekend
I’ll take things that will never happen for 500$ Alex
Can’t US just bomb their ports
Then two months later its mission accomplished. A new puppet state and another isis is created
Dumfuk bol 👆🏽
Click the 1 yr on corn ur welcome
Don’t forget market creeps to AH in the process
In before V
Last chance to buy corn 🌽 over 30k...
brb will hoard all the olive oil I can
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Yeah did a 1500km road trip last summer as an American in France. I felt that
Good news for Russia.
lol trusting 🥭 is a quick way to get burned
When is the the Ayatollah going to release his $Kohmeini shitcoin to pay for more rockets? Seems the logical move in todays world...
Im not a bot hah
She’s always down
Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
That’s why you inverse them.
Can't they just open it for only its allies?
Duh. Iran is a shit stain of nothing. Traders will soon realize it affects nothing
I actually forgot about Reddit until I remembered about WSB when I was chatting to friends.
You like grandmas with acne scarring and skunk hair? Weird.
We gotta deport these sand people they stinking up the place
Honestly, I don't know. It might be too late. Nobody seems to know what oil prices will do, or if Iran will close the Strait (if they even can).
selling all my SOXL tonight that have already 2.5x just in case China invades Taiwan with America distracted by Iran and semis just die
>When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.
Two weeks ago I said you were a retard. Retard
Even if the Strait of Hormuz isn’t closed, if you look right now hardly any ships from NATO countries are going in. This is essentially a closed!
Almost like we need more government employees so that these things aren't shut down during the weekends... Hmm...
Oh, gotcha horrible for making money off war, I'm a little slow sometimes lol
I’m still gonna buy the motherfucking dip
So do they don’t have allies?
Wyoming Nasdaq only down -47% bul fukd LMAO
My pint says the Ayatollahs will bark a lot for internal consumption, but do very little beside. \n\nDrones here and missiles there, yes. \n\nClosing straits or openly attacking American military objectives, no. \n\nThey might sponsor more terrorism, because bastards gonna bastard. But I trust 47 will teach them how to behave fast.
People in this thread really saying we bombed Iran as a distraction for tariffs…. Damn Reddit is full of conspiracy idiots
When futes
Are you a Chinese citizen? If not i wouldn’t worry about it too much. The oil from the strait only makes up about 5% of the oil that we use here in America. It makes up about 50% of the oil used in China which is their ally. America will be fine.
how much have you lost on trmd?
Goodbye Iranian Navy. It was nice to see your bluster. Time to pay up.
To be fair I should have won my last one. I was off by literally 10 cents
Better than nothing,nice 👍🏾
!remindme 3 weeks
I can tell you exactly how all this is gonna go. \n\n1. Iran is pissed and will retaliate and attack our base/bases.\n\n2. US will be pissed about the loss of life and retaliate by attacking Iran military bases.\n\n3. Iran will close the Strait of Hormuz\n\n4. US will put boots on the ground and say it's just temporary for a operation and will come home\n\n5. Iran will attack our troops\n\n6. US will send even more troops
wait, America is distracted by a war with Iran; this is an opportune time for China to invade Taiwan now... fuck. 🤔
Russia came out and said they might just give Iran a nuke anyway. So now what? Go sign up to fight
I'm going to Georgia (country) next week unless the UK foreign office declares it haram
If you aren’t trading on psychology, you may as well pack your shit up
Iran bout to become the newest US Territory
OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO!!111
Stagflation confirmed ✅
Bers really believe we will close red tomorrow lol
calls, fomo
Retard found
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You’re welcome 😘
They have to enforce closing the Strait of Hormuz which I promise you they cannot lol
Don't they open at 6?
Since nobody here’s saying anything useful look into cybersecurity. Iran’s cyber units aren’t gonna sit this out. Defense stocks bout to eat, do your own digging.
Really 🤔. Will Robinhood still close SPX early like SPY
Bols r fukd so hard holy shit SPY 460
At which level will MSTR get margin calls? Guessing lot of crypto bros are leveraged, so a sell off like this might amplify. But what do I know 🤷‍♂️
Guys what do you think about buying an etf tracking the MSCI World Energy index?
Oil is gonna open at $94
The closet of Hormuz
USO ! USO!!!
I’m still upside down with OXY. Bring it!
Will my tsla and spy puts be ok?
94
Puts on falafel sales
Impossible ground war, have you seen the terrain lmao
Oil going up is bad for every other economic metric. Its only good if you can safely sell it and its what you rely on. USA's oil is mostly internal to keep it stable.
What we thinking Oil opens at? 85?
Bot found
Blood money 💰 you should be ashamed
On second thought, no, don’t open the markets tomorrow.
I have a bunker buster for you baby
China has a railway to Iran.
Geez, I wonder, will this lead to escalations and ultimately war? I thought bombing their nuclear facilities would be the end of it. /s
So is this a distraction to the fact no tariff deals gone through? He pumped the market with no follow thru?
Sure bro, u said that two weeks ago
Called pattern recognition regard. Thats what happens everytime
will Giannis get traded tho? 🤔
US cannot make up the oil that is not flowing from that region. Oil prices can skyrocket if they do actually close it.
Why bother actually reading articles.
Your record is not instilling confidence
Bro is allergic to buying under 100k
So the last couple times I tried trading these Robinhood closed them early about 30 mins before market close and before I would’ve made money! Any tips on how to have RobinHood not close them?
Dumfuk bols
rtards need to stop talking about Hormuz like they became experts.\n\nIran isn't going to take an action that will \n\n1. Fuck its most powerful ally (China)\n\n2. Fuck itself out of income while the country is hanging on by a string
2 hours until 2 hours until futes
Absolutely, we'll probably tell Texas to conquer Mexico when they do, while waging a dual front war on Canada and Greenland shortly after.
Maybe first time Saylor won’t buy the local top
Potential mining operations for Iran if it occurs tonight would coincide with 3:30 pm to 7:30 pm EST
Tomorrow is the game store of bears
My Strait of Hormuz down there also wanna be closed.
Rising price in oil has almost always preceded recessions based on the historical data. Let's see what happens this time.
Ok boss but corn good
Crash is an understatement let’s just say
Me when I see how good Caitlin Clark is at basketball: awesome, now I’m not so sexist\n\nMe when I see how the other players treat her: great, now I’m racist
Yasss
Now bring on the mayhemmm
Cash out. Set aside tax money in a HYSA. The rest in Treasuries. Then when the market takes a shit, liquidate and buy S&P index. Then sell and retire.
Unless everyone has the same idea.
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And gasoline prices will go up, which means those “transportation” costs will be passed down the line. The more prices hike (gasoline, tariffs) the less money you have to buy, leading to a slowdown in industrial output, thus damaging the economy.
I heard that Iran was hiring nuclear engineering majors with no experience. Good news for college grads.
Damn y'all in here downvoting verifiable facts.\n\nThats some real cope
Good
Who else canceled travel plans
LMT calls at open will reward handsomely
Last Chance to buy corn 🌽 under 100k
Bols just delete the app
Cool, man!
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Is it time for bears to put their shipping expert hats on for a second time this year?
Kangarino 🦘
I thought Bitcoin was digital gold 🤔
Anybody ever seen iranian fine shii ? Me neither
If it gets closed, watch the next bombing strikes to be the closure points. Then the Iranian's only recourse for that is to target vessels that continue through the straight with military, which they can't due, to possible military recourse from other nations.
Are we having fun yet?!
Exactly. The people who cried about gas prices and put stickers on pumps for 4 years will suddenly be preaching about how $7 gas is actually a good thing and very patriotic.
Iran had it coming chanting “death to america” 24/7. Also having a bunch of oil helped
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NuSk8 is correct. This rise of LMT above 500 happened during the overnight right after Israel initiated its unprovoked attack. I too witnessed it myself. One thing you can count on when it's way up in the overnight is that that rise will almost completely disappear by market open. As an aside, I mainly use TradingView for my charts. Unlike RobinHood, you can't even track overnight prices after 8pm in TradingView. You can't see any data between 8pm-4am so far as I can tell. It's one thing I really hate about TV and I pay for a Premium account. I'm not sure if even the more expensive Expert and Ultimate levels show that data.
Corn is crashing.
I once drove from LA to Las Vegas in honour of HST. It puzzles me that Usonians think "sand people" is a viable insult
They can go to Bull therapy, unless they are in ultra liberal places.
Well, the US got to flash their big dick in the locker room and would have walked away after this. Now Iran is going to probably get themselves a real war. And it won’t just be the US and Israel giving it to them. This is such a boneheaded move by them. \n\nI get that pride is damaged and they feel they have to show strength. But this is a bad move.
While Im sure they have beef to settle, China would want to bully the weakest neighbors first.
How do I profit from this war? 🤔
Very fukd
I really dont want boots on the ground from the US, but the writing is on the wall, man.
Iran has no legal authority to block sea traffic through Hormuz, and any attempts by its navy to bar entry to the strait would likely be met by a strong response\n\nThis is where Israel comes in to play
Just because it has been ordered doesn’t mean they can make it happen. The US and others have a vested interest in Hormuz, so they’ll do all they can to thwart any attempts at mining, etc.
r/worldnews is that way brother
The same size of your mom
RoboTaxi was just released in Austin, TX. Will this help?
War during the weekend is kinda a fkd up thing to happen
Sounds like they're asking for a ["proportional" response](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5v6hlRyeHE) part duex electric gigolo.
Now I see why the country is called I Ran 🏃
You should double check thay depth bud. It is about 60m that's about 200 feet
Russia attacks Urkaine \n\nUS attacks Iran\n\nChina attacks....\n\nJapan! Bet you didnt see that coming. Hahaha jk, Taiwan
"FedEx founder and billionaire Fred Smith passes away at 80 years old"\n\n80 years old? He was just a kid. Billionaires ostensibly live to 90-100
Can I make some monies?
Yes!\n\nBro thats the feeling.
The goodness/badness in having kids is only relative to how good of a parent one intends to be for said kids.
Everything in 🥭 world happens in 2 weeks ... buy TSM puts soon.
Insurers tend to not like to provide coverage in active war zones
Bumpy ride
A bit upset that my QQQ puts got stopped out by the last 10min action on Friday. Shrek dildo came out of left field. 😒
R bol fuk?
We have the best retail, folks. People walk in the room and say, they say, “you have the best retail.”
too late, last I checked
To the surprise of absolutely no one
Gas prices already spiked 10%
Basically a race to get to lvl 4 before Tesla runs out of money from not selling enough cars (though they can always raise more from the fanboys)
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Team bidet is good for a week
So lets recap.\n\nSince 1979 their sate slogan is "death to israel and usa"... They are financing dozen of terrorist groups. Since 2003 they have talks about their nuclear program for civil usage and then they break the agreement and then negotiate again.\n\nWaste of time like they proved for years.\n\nLook at Egypt. They attacked Israel multiple times... Got their asses kicked every time. Learned. Made peace. And sind 40+ years they have peace. Its not like they are best friends. But they are not shooting rockets at each other.
Bullish AF
Great for Israel. They just pushed all the costs and risks onto us, at their benefit
Iran couldn't hold it closed with both hands
Gooning all day eating cheetos is very selfless
I got a deep tissue massage. \n\nI felt as if a B2 was taxing over my back.
Type shii
I tried FSD once and had the identical experience. The Tesla was trying to follow old highway lane paint and there was a new off ramp with a concrete dividing barrier. The Tesla literally steered us into the front edge of the concrete barrier. Fun times.
Iran just took 14 dildos of diplomacy, but we've got plenty where that came from
Calls on electric vehicle manufacturers
This would be the dankest timeline. I'd just close all my positions and start living in my bunker
To hit America and its allies. It will limit the supply of oil by at least 20-30% immediately and send oil prices soaring
Then Iran won’t need its tankers or refineries any more…
We'll see, pay attention to oil. That's the real deciding factor here. The war doesn't directly affect us, but oil sky rocketing can wreck the economy. How Iran's response affect it, or cuase uncertainty with it will decide how bad we drop. \nThe IV increase at open, may protect you a bit if enough people think we will V.
Today might of been the last chance to buy bitcoin over 100k \n\n😔
Bruh we are only 5 months in 🥭 presidency. \n\nAt this state, I will probably bet on China invading Taiwan within 4 years too 🥲
go ahead make gas more expensive that just motivates me to grind harder
Having kids is one of the best things a person can do
Actually the people saying "ANOOS" are 35 year old men with six figure ports. The people posting political shit are broccoli haired 13 year olds tho.
90%+ expecting a bloodbath tomorrow.\n\nSPY will swing +3% intraday and end green
How will defence stocks do at the opening?
They just became the 51st state, what’s not to be bullish about
Will it open aladeen or aladeen?
To be determined by the administration 🌚
duh! They'll do whatever they can to hurt America and the rest of the world.
For sure. I agree with everything you said. My point was when you just turn the place to rubble and don't do nation building, it's just going to be replaced with something else just as bad, maybe worse. So, yeah, we suck at it, but not doing it is just kicking the can down the road.
Its not even close to 99.9% there. Its Level 2. Level 4 is very far away. Thats why there’s a literal human in the passenger seat for each of the Model Y “Robotaxis” in Austin.
We have encountered an error. Please try again later.\n\nman this pos rddt
Bols gonna choke on kebabs tomorrow. SPY 460
Only another 2/3 to go
I never said that they didn't. The comment I was replying to said that they doubt that Iran had the capability. I said that it doesn't matter if they do or not, the threat alone is enough. I never made a suggestion as to whether Iran is capable or not, just that it doesn't matter.
The prophet mohamid died eating hummus
What the fuck are they gonna close it with, some trained dolphins? The second any mine laying ships leave port they're going to get deleted by the US navy and anyone else in the region who likes money.
Has to dip first retard
I will screenshot and post it here, just for you. Tomorrow's dip may not even last beyond lunchtime, certainly not thru the end of the week. 6/27 $330c.
Let me see if I get this straight:\n\nIran, which has very few powerful allies, is going to do something to absolutely FK their biggest and most powerful supporter? An act that will have a minimal effect on the US, compared to most other countries - (especially Europe and China) because of all the investment we've made in LNG, Fracking, etc?
Brother ive been paying $6 this whole time
Why would Iran close down the supply of hummuz?
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Time to get the other 2
Flatino
One more trade bro. Just one more trade and KD will finally be a good fit
Fuck yeah! It was tomato
US shale reserves have peaked.\n\nIt's done.
The US is a net exporter of oil right now. Net net, this helps the US economy. Might cause inflation to tick up a bit, but will help with exports of petroleum
Having kids is one the most selfish things a person can do
Not all of us can eyeball a 4.5 meter shaft like young skywalker
Enjoy 🌈🐻 afternoon meltdown.
Did you add Nvda on deepseen news? 🌽 Stronger than that. 🌽 Got no obvious PE overbought ratio
Fuck Israel
Congratulations China. Your presented alternative to decades of Western destablization in the region was simply to come and be Middle Eastern Barry Gordy? What a useless "ally."
On what volume and what size is their market? Regard
I just wanna say as a person who owes 300 thousand. Please take it out and restart with a minimum capital again this way u will always have back up money. In this economy and you never know era i would say having money saved is always a better choice. Im 35 and i have so many problems and money is one thing i wish i had more of
Damn bro you confident. Good luck
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Iran about to encounter 90,000 tons of diplomacy
Tel aviv stock exchange absolutely booming, war is bullish
Sorry I cant understand you with Elon’s balls in your mouth
Theta flat?
He's not wrong. It hit 515 on the 13th at 9pm which wouldn't of benefitted him anyhow because the contracts weren't bought until the 16th\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/e2i8k7q6oi8f1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=f7b471fcd44bc0ca32529462a10c939da77df5c0
I know you are long and your statement is just biased, but in case you want to be accurate and objective. The move up actually took closer to 50 mins from 98.7 to 100. Similarly, it took about 5 mins less to fall from 102.7 to 100.4 this morning. Not sure what your point is here, nobody is claiming BTC is dead but it’s also clear that it’s weak right now and selling down
Stick to Spy kid.
Bitches who say they want “serious” relationships what they really mean is finding a regard who will pay for their living expenses LMAO
Lmao "oh we also urge you to negotiate or accept the tariffs and drop yours"
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Everyone knew it was coming other than Reddit and WSB, apparently.
Absolutely haram
Correct. It wont be true FSD until it reaches Level 4. Right now its Level 2 and has been for years.
Lol, no
Won’t know until we get into a real war but if we get spanked it’ll be a wake up call that came too late
You should, it's full of good stuff. I had no idea that oil is a globally traded commodity.
Bitcoin miner. How do you think they stay so cheap
I'm ready for a generational V
And mines. Bitch to do anything about those quickly.
I'm trying to decide if I can dump my calls tomorrow morning for a < 70% loss and swap to puts \n\n\nBut I'm sure it'll be 90% loss and I'm sick to my ass
bers r fuk
Yep. If I'm LUCKY, the position will only sustain a 20% drop tommorrow AM. At lesst you didnt leverage lol.\n\n \nBut im assumming our thought process was the same..The thing has been caught in a 10% range, and friday it was at the bottom of that range ---- it was logical to think it would make another trip to the top.\n\nWe got blackswanned. Except it was totally predicable lol
Sexy asf
Oddly enough the robotaxi event was a rumor but never confirmed. It might actually run up while market stays red lol \n\nIt’s really a 50/50 to short it or even long it. \n\nWouldn’t be surprised if it runs up into earnings
Cashino or Crashino, we'll see tomorrow
In the US (and most places), 99% of our transportation infrastructure is built for the car. Even in SF if you take the BART into the city, the last mile home is in a car. \n\nIf you look at any parking lot, you will see millions of dollars of automotive hardware just sitting there baking in the sun. Most cars are only used for 1-2 hours a day.\n\nIf they can be used for 20 hours a day, that is where the value comes in. People hate mass transportation. They want cars, which has been proven (unfortunately). \n\nCars are the #2 expense for people in their lifetime (a depreciating asset). If you can remove that financial burden, you unlock a lot of capital that could be spent on just about anything. \n\nWhy own a car if you can rent one for $4.00 per trip? You could rent a small car, a large car, a truck, an SUV - whatever you needed for that day. And walk away with no financial responsibility. Just using what you pay for. \n\nAt the very least, what would you pay for a private chauffeur who was 10X safer than you? What could you do with that extra time? What is your time worth? Even if car ownership never dies completely, people won't want to drive if there is another option. \n\nWhat is that three-car garage worth if you could convert it back into living space? $300-1000 per sqft? What are all the parking lots/garages worth? \n\nThe economic impact is so large, no country will want to be left behind. They can't afford to.
Decoy facility. We fell for one of the classic blunders!
bro thinks he can predict stock market lmao
Read about it, I do not agree this is better than Palantir as a product or service. But I do think the need of this product is there, the timing is perfect!!
SPY 460. Buy the dip
U.S. defense company shares climbed in premarket trading Friday following Israel's military strike on Iran, which has escalated tensions in the Middle East.\nLockheed Martin (NYSE:LMT) shares rose 4.57%\n\n1.0457 * 480 > 500.\n\nhttps://m.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/us-defense-stocks-rise-after-israel-strikes-iran-93CH-4094430?ampMode=1
He not lol.. his efficiency is still top notch
It being technically true doesn't obviate the fact that in his view the Jews should be eradicated. Do you need to look up Nazism?
it’s all a fugazi
Old Craterface McStink Snatch? No thanks.
Is the US military in decline? Over spending eg f35, out of shape population too fat for the military, rampant drug use , retarded defense secretary.
Amazon is up to something for prime day. When I open its app, my phone becomes hot 🤔
Some of you have never seen a proton torpedo destroy a death star, and it shows.
Iran is an ISIS controlled Iran. They are a theocracy (religious fanatics) with a massive army that oppress everybody, don't allow people, specially women, do basic stuff like dressing as they like or go to a soccer match and persecutes religious minorities. I worked with a guy member of the Baháʼí Faith religious minority that had to flee Iran with his entire family, because they were always at risk, depending on getting lucky with the local officials.\n\nThey also have been funding, training and arming terrorist groups like Hamas and Hezbollah for 50 years.
Nahh Really??! 😱
If it’s on the daily yes it fucking will since you can see every fkn minute candle
You feel like winning again over China?
Nah man this is just some dog and pony show
True, the Crusades were bountiful
HW4 isn’t true FSD either lol
Mines
Anybody listen to the NYT podcast this morning about the “gay” dude who managed to get married and fucks his wife? Are the bears evolving to propagate their species?
W̶o̶r̶l̶d̶ ̶W̶a̶r̶ ̶3̶ \nhabibi wars 3000\nnothing to see here just another day for the sand people
God I miss the days pre-internet where not everyone and the world was entitled to their stupid fucking opinion. At least 14 people upvoted this garbage. What a colossal regard you are, please never discuss global economies or energy production or refineries ever again
It will bounce up a bit after open and then sell off again
The issue is whether that someone who blew up your car would care.
2950 PE now
Obama set some precedence with drones man, took that to another level.
Won't stay there for long.\n\n\nUSD inflationary, BTC deflationary. All you need to know 🙂
prob
> heil a ride \n\nIs that what it says in the app?
If you wipe properly you can wear undies at least 2 days at a time
US: HEY, YOU GUYS CAN’T CLOSE-\n\nChina (interjecting): Don’t worry, I’ll handle this.
But Israel has Space Lasers.
I didnt realize that is where the mayo cums from, but I guess that makes sense.
You won’t
I sold my oil calls Friday because it looked like Iran wasn’t gonna do it 🙁
If Iran makes true on that threat, even the Chinese, their most important oil customers will drop the current regime. Hell, if the supply situation gets tense enough the Americans won't have to send any naval assets to the Gulf at all because the Chinese are going to send theirs to open the trade route themselves. They tolerated the Houthis firing pot shots at Civilian shipping on their main route to Europe but the Iranians threatening their oil supplies might be a step too far.
iran spy Tedpix is barely down 3% after all.\n\nbers ain't making a cent
They are, and it has
Us being such a good friends and all could you do us a solid?
🌈 but right
So calls on oil?
https://preview.redd.it/sf004oimni8f1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b74b4f5144a2fbd44e6b1d068430f88bfcbb0962
I bought actual ETH because the technicals looked good and I heard there was a LOT of dark pool stacking last week\n\nTurns out the dark pools were probably sells...
Should I sell my puts at open? Or will it bleed all day Monday?
The signs of recession are everywhere: NFP downward trend, jobless claims, housing permits, etc
Inside out strategy is undefeated
6 7 🔥🤙🏿
I was reading about these..each bomb costs roughly 4 million each. That's an expensive firework
All these point are bullish sorry, Elon will see these puts in hell
Bro if there is a quick spike that happens in like 3 mins it’s not gonna pop up on a graph.
I hope not i got poots
Funny thing is that’s literally what the Japanese thought.
250-500k EOY
Gas prices will be elevated BIGLY for the foreseeable future. Your puts are cooked, sorry to say. I'm buying calls in the morning.
Lol, listen to Little Lord Fontleroy over here. I bet you brush your teeth 5 times a week too, 🌈.
Not in calls or puts currently but looks like puts will be printing tomorrow
hey guys i’m new here, is the market crashing this week?
That is pretty rich lol
Football season hasn’t started yet and we’re making fun of the bears lmao
Parliament voted in support of it, but that just makes it a recommendation for the Leader, not a done deal. Headline is false.
Put 50k into MSTY though, $1.47 per share dividend is nice. Might add more
also, is no one talking about creeping deflation (lol, no, no one is but still)?
Is that why TSLA is down 15% YTD and way underperforming S&P and Nasdaq?
https://preview.redd.it/zqi9q4mbni8f1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ebb93d5e32c61d6ec368c0da5519d31cadd0044\n\nDoesn’t matter lmao. I could even look at the weekly or daily. I can even look on Robinhood and check the price at every minute on the weekly. Find me a pic where it hit 500
Gosh I hav so muc uncertainty in the markets right now.
A lot of value and dividend plays out there right now and plenty of time to rotate into them before the next print.
Kristi Noem too!
I have no true insight, but my guess is because the U.S. doesn’t actually have infrastructure in the straight to confidently guard it. It would leave Americans and equipment highly vulnerable to attacks that the U.S. is probably not willing to sacrifice
>is calling Israel Zionist\n\nPlease go google these words
So you expect iran to tug their tail and surrender to the terms of israel and US? Lol.
I ask AI of war was inflationary or deflationary. \n\nIt said deflationary because dead people don't buy things. \n\nUnless those dead people are specialized like burger makers then their could be burgerflation
It wasnt the threat of war, it was anticipation of Robotaxi launch
We must be twins 😭
Good luck bud! My bet is: spike at 6pm and then slow grind down. World is oversupplied and nobody actually sides with Iran. Nobody wants that war.
Sadly this is also good for Russia
It was 14 MOPs I believe
Let's just say there was a reason I filled up my car today
It's a legit question, but Iran can use guerilla style drone skirmishes enough to cause chaos..which will have the same effect, driving the prices of oil and shipping up due to uncertainty
If you've been paying $1.88 for gas you're not enjoying much else than the price of gas where you live.
Please don’t talk about any asset unless the move is at least noticeable on the 1-hour timeframe. Thank you for your attention on this matter, you fucking retards 🔥
Holy shit your fucking stupid. Bro the time on that graphs shows in intervals. I don’t know if your rage baiting or your actually regarded.
Doesn’t have to to crash the market
🇲🇽, 🇨🇴 are two alternatives. \n\nLong life not guaranteed.
Totally understand if you don't want to take a bath everyday, but at least change your underwear & socks daily
Bols r fuk
that's not what the satellite pic of the impacts shows. it's one cluster of 3 distinct holes in a row, and slightly further up, another cluster of 3 distinct holes in 'l' shaped pattern. \n\nAnd since it is a burrowing impactor, it doesn't leave a surface crater per se (though if it blows shallow, then it would collapse the surface, yes).
Don't forget to market the timing lads
Do not miss Taco Tuesday this week and the next.
God damn, there are some straight up retards on here
you had me at flaming waymos
Go get a pedi, theyre obligated to help
Did they tell him?
A small, yet extremely influential percentage. Theocrats are also a small percentage of religious people, yet they control the whole narrative nationwide
The threat of Iran war already caused TSLA to pamp for some reason, maybe govt contracts or rising oil prices. If the war things cools off then maybe there's a sell off in the run up to earnings.
SPY 460 is coming again
Well if ur holding ur shorts up, don't shit.
>US urges China to dissuade Iran from closing Strait of Hormuz\n\nlol WTF. "Hey china i just bombed the shit out of iran and now they can't stop bitching about it, can you talk to them and calm them down"?
Dude KD is washed
Closing the strait is the biggest conventional military action the Iranians can take. While it may be the next card they play, they know it would force the Americans into further direct action to reopen shipping.
1/3 of Tel Aviv is either damaged or destroyed.
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SPY 460 buy the dip
if only it were that easy to do puts. i sus it’s calls over the course of next week after opening sort of down but not as down as you’d think
Soon to be the straits of New America lol\nCalls on google changing the name by 1 pm est
We Always Rip
Trump gonna seize it by tomorrow and it will be the strait of America. Elon building an electric tunnel straight to gulf of America
Wait for Mission Accomplish sign from Trump
Most people with calls are so high on copium right now, they refuse to believe the market can/will drop. I respect your realist view and sorry for your calls. Best of luck
This sounds an awful lot like the AirBnb where the guy realized the home owner was living in a secret lair behind the book case and sneaking out to use the toilet/shower/kitchen while guests were there.
Thank god still got 80k cash on the sidelines in the port
Since everyone thinks crypto will go up now, will it go all the way down?
US shale oil production kicks up a notch, SA agrees to increase production to drop price and the world moves on in a month. The US doesn’t net import gas as it is.
Because the US blew up buildings filled with radioactive material?
Chest day is the best day for man breasts.
Gas prices going up would probably increase demand for EVs. It's not a crazy play.
On what volume, regard? Whats the size of their market?
140 avg price like 330
Nah Tesla is about to be contracted by the US government to make autonomous car bombs with how much their autopilot crashes
I asked my Magic 8 ball what to do at open tomorrow and it said "hold on to your shorts". WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!
Iraq war all over again 🤥
You ever think TSLA knows this and are counting on people like you to put fuel into the fire so they keep going? You are what keeps Tesla alive.
I lowkey wanna enter lmao.
Because they’ll send missiles, and a lot of people will die.
There’s no chance they can close it. They can try though
Skyrocketing oil prices + tarriffs deadline ---> runaway inflation ----> rate cuts postponed\n\nMarket has been tolerating the valuations because of an assumed rate cuts in July or September. Id have to think this selloff lasts more than just Monday, but I've been wrong about that shit. Alot.
Does this mean we are buying puts on Tesla tmmr?
After all the taxes add up it'll end up 16.69 per ride
They don’t have the capacity to shoot missiles and artillery across a strait that’s 21 miles wide? 😂
Unless it affects people's lives.
usa getting denounced in civ 25\n\nwarmonger penalty - none\n\niran denied science victory\n\nusa becomes new suzerain of Israel \n\ngolden age
As funny as this is, Iran is certainly not going to do what the US did to Japan 😂
I'd invite Tulsi Gabbard to my situation room, if you know what I mean
Holy shit… another pump you think?
It's easy to find me, just follow the stench of feet
You’ll be more worried on Monday
Some things never change. Gonna be going after that oil…I mean WMDs.
close I get confused with him all the time
Ya this is a bunch of BS
sorry whats the emoji supposed to mean
Anyone plan on shorting QQQs monday?
Why is the UN saying no radiation detected 😳
Legitimate question: if they close the straight, what stops the US from reopening it and protecting anyone traveling through? It's not like Iran can enforce a closure without getting blown up?
You’re about to get fucked
Rabies shots
Ya if you have boob
BREAKING......Wendy's now has chili in supermarkets
boiler room is a piece of shit movie
Dude… look at a fucking map. They’re just gonna shoot missiles and artillery at ships coming through and we won’t be able to do much about it unless we send troops because they’ll just shoot and scoot like the Houthis.
You good bro. Maybe it spiked up for a second but yeah, can’t find it
hello, you speculating degenerates
KD to Rockets 🚀 bullish day
Bullish!
Iran is draining USDs by firing 20k drones / 200k mid range ballistics in exchange for 200k/2M dollar Iron Dome equivalent from Isreal. \n\nIsreal is broke and needed sugar daddy to step in.\n\nFollow the money (oil).
AFAIK, the throw number 2 in the crater of number 1, then number 3 in the crater of 2. \n\nIt’s like an atomic powered drill machine.
Still down almost 5% since Friday market close. That‘s a lot.
Bet you a dollar that’s not the only result
Dumfuk bol keep eating those doritos while they are cheap. Stock up a couple more bags cause they gonna cost $199 per bag soon. Regard
I’m buying crude oil on Monday
As a professional dogwalker. how should I best invest my $40 weekly income?
So does grok on the deep dive. But it did happen is the thing. I swear. \n\nI only care because I can’t find it. But the fact that it did or did not reach doesn’t bother me. It just bothers me that I know it did and I can’t show it
Did I miss Trump asking for the eradication of Iran because it's a Nazi regime?\n\nCus Iran's "Supreme Leader" is calling Israel Zionist from his hole in the ground and would absolutely with no hesitation eradicate it with a nuclear warhead if it had one.\n\nThey're not the same.
It shows market sentiment. Most funds move in the same direction
That was the idea
Kevin?
just here to make some money and get laid. maybe travel a bit, and enjoy nature and some icebergs before the metlt. is that too much to ask? can you fucks stop blowing up the world ?
You skipped my generation but it ok
What kinda stuff you getting into?
How many contracts you holding then?
I saw the AIS data.
Different locations tho
Yeah if I was Xi I’d be egging Iran on now privately
Weekends - such an amazing loophole to bureaucracy.
They 100% will because people are going to hedge the what-if risk to make as much money short term. Especially the suppliers.
New York to LA Ramp Up Security After US Airstrikes on Iran\n\n
New York to LA Ramp Up Security After US Airstrikes on Iran
(Bloomberg) -- Major US cities are tightening security after President Donald Trump unleashed airstrikes on Iran, a direct military intervention that’s deepened...
(https://finance.yahoo.com/news/us-cities-ramp-security-trump-152808077.html)
Irony is dead
If you want it so badly can you be the first to get in the fucking sandbox. Leave the rest of us out of this. No one wants to fight or die for Israel's problem.
They’ll just let Chinese tankers pass and shoot at American ones like the Houthis…
WSB Kidz thought 🌽 ded... Took like 30 minutes from bottom at 98.700 to 100.000 😆\n\n\nUnstoppable
Tariff deadlines soon too. 🥭would extend it again but should cause some drama next week
Refined oil, not unrefined oil.
it's simple\n\nI have blown up my account already so I have no money left
ill always stand corrected when you cite your sources
6 bunker buster bombs and 30 missles is just crazy
Not happening. \nThey would be made mincemeat of. \nThank you for your attention to this matter.
the S&P is worth 200 times the TASE, they have no correlation lol
Agreed. It’s just shit posting. Finger in anoos. Sniff this. Absolute nonsense.
Yes. The beauty of a globalised world.
https://preview.redd.it/10fwboxami8f1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3cd796f95d346d313bbe9e3c3f3f990b3b62791\n\nLikely not possible to find it. If you’re gna make a claim you should be able to back it up
Yeah my friend gets paid 50 an hour doing that while playing league on the side. But his role requires bilingual Chinese so that's why it pays more but you can probably easily do 40+
Im waiting for the day one of you actually IDs me when I post about the stupid shit Im out there doing
China is at least better positioned in the long-term for their consumers for dumb shit like this since they're now far in the lead for EV and battery development. Half of all cars sold in China are EVs at this point. They'll be first to market with scalable solid state battery production for EVs as well which puts ranges at 800-1200 *miles* per charge and still charge in 20-30 minutes (I'm just hoping Korea catches up because I still prefer their EV design for now). \n \n Short-term pain though I don't know.
🤷🏻
It’s all good lol, even chat gpt says it never hit above 500 in the last month. But maybe you did see a spike, who knows\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0aobge58mi8f1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd25bcce2144f2ceda6574d05a4f008dbd45c4dc
Need to wait until the US is properly pulled in.
Line should go vertical
They close the door and they put combination locks which requires quantum computing to break the encryption key for the lock.
I ask AIwar was bullish. \n\nIt said yes because when people are in heaven or hell they cant sell their stocks
Funny clip from a few days ago from The Compound going something like “if the market headlines start talking about the Straight of Hormuz, pick 5 random stocks and 4 of them will be up after a week”
Is it finally gonna be Guam *this time*?
https://preview.redd.it/qwa6uc87mi8f1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05e325fe4d04e99ab2d3f1e871781596902746f2
That's what they were doing before they got bombed lol
China built a new railway to Iran recently.
15 miles on the Erie Canal
this is actually really smart, I am going to do this for all LEAPs I purchase thank you
Best time to buy. War evasion masterpiece. Give the man the nobel peace peace ☮️!!\nAlready!
No i goto this place call fit in downtown. Crazy busy lately even at 530am.
I keep forgetting we lost 3 F-35s to the fucking Houthis. Great use of taxpayer dollars 😂
#LMAO CRY HARDER PUTIN
Flatula
I saw it too. It was premarket. It’s messing with my head that I can prove it haha
We need to go back to positions or ban on this sub. Holy shit this a bunch of regards in here posting absolute dog shit content.
Electric cars in countries that have an abundance of alternative energy sleep comfortably.
believe it or not, calls
Couple of days ago people on Reddit were telling me this would never happen. I said it’d be a desperate move as it would get the US involved but they decided to break that seal. Game on for Monday I guess
Well thats because he is all vaporware
It happened right after Israel struck Iran. You find it.
Dont tell them about Obama reducing people to dust all over the middle east with drone strikes. Reddit far left echo chamber will flip a script.
My previous comment was grounded in logic. Your president fucked up big time by ripping up a deal he had a huge role in, kiddo. Wake up and smell the coffee.\n\n>Trump is no professional talker\n\nThat much is clear, trust me
Why would the US stop this? As one of the top oil producers they will only stand to profit, while Iran's top customer (China) will get his with most the burden. Closing the strait is honestly great for America, and not the power play Iran seems to think it is.
Only if you are one
I saw it too. I cannot find it. Grok is saying no. But I saw it. I am pretty sure it was premarket. It’s messing with my head that it’s not showing. I even did a deep dive on grok. I’ve been watching this stock every 30 seconds for 2 week. I swear it hit above. \n\nAnyways can’t win without any proof. Unless Someone out there has a snap shot
SPY -0.2% CRCL +20% tmr
I'll take the one who hasn't had miles of cock ran through them
Iran says no, the world says sure.
Now we move onto our segment what palestinian 5 year should our “AI” label as terrorist. Find out after this break
Yes lol
Addy user spotted.
Can I really get paid to play video games?
Dude, it probably going to skyrocket with the whole war thing happening.
There is already significant [Naval assets](https://news.usni.org/2025/06/16/usni-news-fleet-and-marine-tracker-june-16-2025) deployed to the region capable of both offensive and defensive capabilities. \n\nCarrier Strike group 1 is already on station in fifth fleet area of operation. With a cruiser and two destroyers. \n\nTwo additional independent steaming destroyers in the Red Sea.\n\nThree independent steaming destroyers in the Eastern Med. \n\nNot reported is the subsurface assets. \n\nWe routinely have destroyers near Iran and have for a long time. The surface strike capabilities in the region are significant, Irans air defenses have been significantly handicapped by Israel. \n\nThe real threat from Iran at this point would be a cyber attack.
>Russia and Putin "condemned US strikes on a sovereign country in violation of international laws".\n\nLMAO
Just a bit of naval warfare no big deal
ain’t reading all that
Can we get a headcount of the jerk offs that were saying this was good and how Iran cannot affect our economy
Surely this is the perfect time for China to go after Taiwan with America redirecting forces from the pacific? TSM puts?
I have this vague memory of Japan getting pissy about oil supply many years ago.  \nI’m sure nothing will come of this though.
They dropped 6 fking bombs on the mountain fort
Put the ketamine down, Sir.
Yeah but when has the US cutting off Japanese access to oil ever had unintended consequences?!
Calls on bone spurs.
Every bear has had their war with TSLA. \n\nAnytime you get a big drop you have to take profits fast. It will probably tank some this week so sell a bunch of those and buy another set a couple months out if it shoots back up. It’s an exhausting game but can pay big. It’s the same with CVNA. \n\nIf this market ever goes into a recession / 2022 style downturn these stocks will get smoked but no signs of that yet. \n\nSome big money keeping it propped up. GL!
Charts don’t always show the quick spikes
If butt🌽 is anything to go by, it’s not going to be a good time
Medvedev said "nations prepared to arm Iran with nukes" without naming any nations! It is the same Medvedev who threatens to nuke Europe and Ukraine almost on a daily basis while Russia struggles to take Sumy after 3 yrs and 1 million soldiers! Iran has enough enriched uranium for plenty of dirty bombs but they are also rational to know what comes next after they use the nukes!
Id hate to be the person on the other side of my trades tomorrow. Youre fucked buddy
Dear sweet summer child I have some news for you regarding your application of fundamental analysis to meme stocks… have a seat.
Can i really get paid to train AI from home?
This retard doesn’t know how thin the strait of Hormuz is. Iran would just shoot ships with missiles, drones, and artillery like the Houthis. We can keep bombing them but it’ll be a cat and mouse game unless we send in ground troops to secure the strait at which point we enter another forever war.
I mean, no one thought the world would nearly go to shit because some guy named Archduke took an arrow to the knee
Open red and somehow close green. Has anything made sense since the retard took office?
Google is compromised, compromis
Great. \n\nNow actually close it. Good luck.
Historically, wars in the Middle-East have been very bullish.\n\n \n/s
What the hell does that have to do with anything? The US hasn’t fought another superpower since WW2, but the last several wars we fought were very drawn out.
You sneaky bastard!
LoL, gotcha.. I'm a girl 😉
so like Monday's SPY movement?
I Lowkey fuck with it
Ships are already being forced to turn around cuz their insurers won't cover. It's effectively closed
Absolutely he does lol
Roger that
How did the robo taxi thing go?
Actual answer: insurance cost increases
stage one: denial, check
What does that have to do with anything?
I will be watching news about the Strait of Hormuz closely over the next two days.\n\nAbout a fifth of the world’s oil traffic flows through this narrow water corridor between Iran and Oman. Iran has threatened to block it. Short of blocking it, Iran seems to have the capability to harass ships moving through the waterway, for example by jamming navigation devices or mining the area. \n\nIf Iran disrupts the strait, that hits the global economy and oil prices, turning a hot regional conflict into a global economic conflict. A lot of this oil goes to Asia, though because oil is a globally traded commodity, the price effects are everywhere. Iran action in the strait potentially engages the U.S. Navy (widening U.S. involvement) and takes the war directly to American consumers. \n\nIt also gets the attention of China, which gets a lot of the oil flowing through the strait. It is thus an obvious and damaging next step for Iran, where it has some potentially asymmetric advantage, if it wants to escalate. It seems more logical to me than directly attacking U.S. troops in the region. If Iran wants to de-escalate, or sees the fallout of escalation as too damaging, or if it is already too weakened to respond, it will leave the Strait of Hormuz alone. Given all of this, you will learn a lot by watching what happens there.\n\nEarly estimates suggest crude futures will open near $90 per barrel or higher Monday, short of concrete news about what's happening in the strait. Betting markets after the U.S. attack put the probability of Iran blocking the strait at about 50/50. I'm guessing that U.S., Israeli, Saudi leadership have thought about the risk and have some counter plan if it happens. I have no idea what that plans looks like.
Is another sand war bullish?
how would fsd unlock capital outside of suburbian usa, where you won't have the room and use public transport with higher safety already being a reality? idk, sounds barely halfway thought through
You’re trying to use reasoning as if it was a normal company. This is your fatal first mistake.
Bols… I’d make sure you’re stocked up on Vaseline and poppers
happy pride
Hear me out:\n\nWe send over flaming Waymos\n\nThe enemy of my enemy is my friend type shit\n\nThis could be a unifying moment for America
1. Drill baby drill \n2. Kaboom
Having Russia and China as allies is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine
yeah doubt it
Closing straits? \nThat gets a tariff!
I'm really digging the increasingly desperate bull rational\n\n"No bomb lol"\n"Okay it's just the bomb nothing else lol"\n"They won't actually close Hormuz even though they said they would lol"\n\nI don't think it's gonna be a historic drop but the above is silly.
Gay canned chili
We have completed our very successful attack on Hawaii. All planes are now outside of America air space. A full payload of BOMBS was dropped on the primary site, Pearl Harbor. All planes are safely on their way home. Congratulations to our great Japanese Warriors. There is not another military in the World that could have done this. NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE! Thank you for your attention to this matter
Still waiting for that orange sec filing selling shares from DJT
Now let’s head back to the studio for the Palantir Halftime Show
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