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| I thought it was Fred Armisen. |
| I'm starting to think people in here dont really hedge any of their positions lol |
| Contrarian guy there! |
| Can you make a case for POET? Haven’t seen it much since last year |
| Yes and no, we are very overpriced in certain areas now |
| 🥭 might be the biggest piece of shit conman of all time. \n\nLeaders in history at least had courage or lived by some kind of principle. \n\nThe dude is the biggest scumbag coward in the history of the world. Corrupt and proud. Zero principles.\n\nBankrupted everything he ever touched, and somehow about to do the same scam with the global economy. \n\nIf there is any justice ever, this mother fucker will get the guillotine for treason along with his entire bloodline. \n |
| The only cyclical thing is their portfolio and it's heading to a bust phase. |
| For real. Bread will cost $100 and 80% of people will be slaves but stonks, only, go, UP! |
| inside her training |
| Are you aware of why oil is considered inelastic. Takes months to years to meaningfully increase production, especially new drills |
| How about you hook up $10k to your commenter of choice. Thanks in advance. And GG |
| #UFO files reveal that there is a planet somewhere out there where bears win. It's just not this one. LMAO🤌 |
| Was looking at the stock $pool seems like a good stock to short |
| So my July 400 calls are valid got it |
| Blast off! |
| This guy is some sort of scammer |
| God damn i hope that kid held |
| I did the math and that ROI is…not good |
| Lets all be honest that fundamentals do not hold up to the valuations these stocks are trading at. It is inevitable that there will be a reversion to the mean, BUT until then I just keep buying calls and making money. As valuations get stretched even more, I reduce my exposure, but there will always be something at play. \n\nRemember retards, trade what is in front of you and not what you think the market should be. |
| Go buy some property man |
| We keep doubting the rally but the companies are profitable |
| It's not insider trading, it's inverted public transations. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2no53ckfpzzg1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df726e116896fd752d11af322c5b8bd81ec0c26a\n\n |
| #Imagine there is another planet with life and that planet has its own America, Canada, Mexico....and so on. LMAO🤌 |
| Pure gambling on these cons lol |
| Rowdy Gains chose to be a swimmer and ended up an Olympic gold medalist, so I'm not gonna throw shade. But, could you imagine if he chose to be a CNBC analyst instead? Who wouldn't take stock-picking advice from a dude named Rowdy Gains? #berfuk |
| Wintel |
| Why? |
| Think about selling when it hits \n1 Trillion market cap. |
| Not sure how anyone can be a bear. Ur betting ur country dies then what do u think ur money would be worth and ur life after that? Money would be pointless. |
| Magnetoresistive RAM... Hmmm, interesting |
| I gotta buy |
| How do you filter to find these stocks? |
| 🧟 💦 |
| #LMAO🤌 |
| Speaking of which, my port just hit an ATH after that march selloff, which is another reason why I closed out leveraged positions |
| Nah |
| Start a nonprofit |
| Millions of volume on poet tech overnight its glorious boys |
| #LMAO🤌 |
| Omg nooo |
| Muuuuuu |
| solid W |
| All it took was one ber trap Thursday to get enough liquidity to keep pumping lmao |
| https://x.com/i/status/2052766557344813226 |
| The more oil goes up, the more fields become profitable for extraction creating more oil supply. |
| Cannot wait to jerk off to the loss porn |
| It’s justified |
| Ayyeeee there he is. Congrats OP! Whos the regard now?! 😂 count that money OP |
| Wow what a meaningful account you linked. Get lost bear lmao |
| #I went to a farm and found a literal bull and asked it what stock to buy. It said "moooo" so MU it is. LMAO🤌 |
| AMD is super overvalued. Generation bagholder incoming. When will you learn?! |
| If the aliens are legit I’m not paying taxes anymore |
| I’ve been in and out of LUNR but always held strong on RKLB. I don’t think you can go wrong with any of the current 3 for long term hold. (ASTS) |
| https://x.com/i/status/2052811362917552329 |
| You play the guitar on the MTV (maga trump volatility). |
| All this bullshit deals and hype bc of goverment owns 10%. |
| # Bears are right one day out of the year and are like “I told you so” LMAO🤌 |
| The chart of MUU from the beginning of this month is basically just a straight line. Insane. |
| There's no way they don't rug pull the fuck out of this on Monday, right? Right guys? |
| To THEM, but to US? |
| That's a good start. |
| https://x.com/i/status/2052728629285490863 |
| Snap out of it; whatever it is. A buddy of mine just offed himself last week, you got no idea how shitty of a decision it is. \n\nIt's just money, man |
| Jorking to Truth Social post. Difficulty level: 5 |
| Buy and forget for a year or 2 |
| SMCI please do 100 again |
| https://preview.redd.it/e0zz7x72pzzg1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8c8f9635d9b25bf2520be5cfa4cbcab471b0f48\n\n |
| I'm sorry to hear that |
| If you are buying or holding AMD anywhere above $250 at this point you are highly regarded. \n\nAnd you're a retard. |
| bruh that's because we don't have enough compute...just a bit moar compute dawg...it'll change EVERYTHING 👁️ 👄 👁️ |
| Isn't that, like, exactly what Curtis Yarvin has been suggesting? Something about liquifying the poor, sick and elderly to burn as a fuel source? |
| Its not turning positive. Its fucking euphoric all over the place. Everyone is posting insane gains |
| All this bullshit w intel bc goverment owns 10%. Now apple made deal w them. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rhsz298zozzg1.jpeg?width=112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=185ea5660f5535ceacce2922f63c0ffcb0ec08d7\n\n |
| >Pentagon releases first batch of previously secret files documenting reports of UFOs\n\n#Aliens are bullish. It means more creatures that can buy stocks. LMAO🤌 |
| Hopefully their entire family is jailed and stripped of their wealth. |
| If I live in Canada and already own a house can I do it just for tax free gambling? Then transfer to rrsp |
| Actual Prognosis: \n\nBuy shares and long-dated LEAPs\n\n(Short-Term Price Target: $7-$8) \n\n(Long-Term Price Target: $20+) |
| Ok edgelord 🙄 |
| I’m worried about the Samsung worker strike because that is a larger holding than MU but that would be great news for MU on the flip side. It definitely cuts both ways |
| https://x.com/i/status/2052796870557335643 |
| Wild that nobody had issues with it before...but glad people have begun noticing.\n\n |
| You all deserve the gains you bulls kept buying calls and neva became a ber |
| Tap in bud let’s make millions up 59% today |
| How u think he got that job🤣 |
| We’re gonna be out of oil in 2 months and u think stocks should be rallying 20% |
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| Soon the dam will break and the market will correct |
| I started to buy a year ago. Happy I did! |
| I'm reading this as paper trading. "House money" is fake money |
| I thought everything was priced in. Why tf is it pumping 10% a day for multiple days. |
| Cash the fuck out and put it in a hysa or something. Lucky fucker |
| AI is dookie man, I asked what sector is everyone putting their money in, and it said oil. WRONG IT WAS SEMICONDUCTORS, then it started begging and apologizing how right I was. Ai is so trash bro, inverse ai answers like it was Jim Cramer |
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| I did a few years at state.. it’s easier than you think |
| Can you uh, DM me? |
| https://x.com/i/status/2052727783931929074 |
| Yessir keep it up |
| Damn… congrats |
| To the moon until midterms retards put your helmets on |
| 😭😭 |
| Let’s see what 5k gets me in Dram |
| mram is on fire AH |
| Somehow my portfolio went up +$59,000 today 🤷♂️ |
| LMAO ADVANCED MONEY DEST- \[The writer of this comment has been vaporized, thank you for your attention to this matter\] |
| 🤌 |
| Same plan |
| That's what I was gonna say\n\n😡 |
| Funny to look at it that way |
| Heh. SPY was 150 in 2001. SPY was 150 in 2013. That hurt. |
| Nah, it’s gonna catch up to stonks going up first, then correct |
| Sandwiches! |
| Just a cop out. I got fucking yelled at at work today. Take it on the chin and keep moving |
| This market is nuts |
| I'm with you on them reshaping things in the right way to maintain/grow both market share and margins in the right areas going forward. But they have pretty much been nothing more than an enterprise software company for 40 years, so it's like turning a cruise ship... goes slow and takes time. |
| why does peter schiff sound so convincing? |
| I don't know dude. Elon is such a fucking liar but people still eat his lies up. \n\nThey axed the S and the X, only selling the cyber, the 3 and Y now. I guess dumbass cult followers invest for exposure to elon, spacex, and xAI? \n\nI don't fucking know. |
| OUCH |
| Think I'll sell everything Monday and go all in peng, just cause I like penguins and market fucks with that logic rn |
| Golf clap. I’m kicking myself, but also laughing. I had $10K of the 5/8 85 calls teed up around 3:50 yesterday. My boss called about some sort of crisis, completely distracting me. Next thing I knew, it was 4:15. Whoops. Thanks, boss. lol |
| Options? |
| Giga Shrek Monday, donkey dick Tuesday |
| Holding puts for 2 days made a lot of people on here homeless man |
| It’s still flying after hours. Going to open up another 1% on Monday |
| Damn Thai could have been like 300k if it was calls instead Jesus |
| # Bears really missing out on generational gains because of principle LMAO💀🤌 |
| I don't care if the market either goes up or down, I just hate flat days. This year has been pretty great with big moves most days. |
| Everyone shitted on him and he absolutely killed it perfect example that everyone in this sub reddit don't know wtf they talking about |
| Yeah. Just trample the toilet and put the juice in barrels |
| November and December was pretty depressing, at least for me. If you told me the market would've bounced back this hard I would have a hard time believing. |
| The criticism of transaction limitation rests upon the assumption that every transaction must be committed to the bitcoin blockchain or some directly connected derivative. Many bitcoin proponents will suffer on this point because to drift away from it opens you up to criticism of "well what's the point of sound digital assets if you dont engage the blockchain directly or indrectly" and thats a legit but soft criticism.\n\n\nMy view is that bitcoin will exist in a sea of options, like an alternative forex market, transactions will happen where they happen, even on private ledgers. Ultimately bitcoin blockchain is appropriate as a settlement layer used by exchanges and financial institutions. There is a market incentive to not allow your bitcoin denonominated deposits to stray from your on chain control in this system, so the limited supply digital asset value is preserved |
| Guess QQQ gonna open at 720 on Monday |
| Like Lou Vega, living from a one-hit wonder |
| Buy homes |
| Top is in |
| Calls only wtf |
| How’s this strategy working out for you. Imbecile |
| This was a long way to say "I don't know what a put is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask" |
| This is the euphoria aka pump & dump phase. |
| I bought in the 17s during the great tariff debacle of 2025. Then got scared and sold in the 20s , lost my conviction in the company when they got rid of Pat. The current price action is basically the same as all the other fuckin AI meme stocks . Even with my original purchase at 17 with Pat on board I never thought it would be over $100 in a year. I would have sold by mid $40s for sure. Basically the holders now at this price level are the people who got in high like in the 80s (of course there are long term holders that never sell as well). Most people who entered in the 20s have long sold |
| Bro how does this work |
| Ok |
| MSFT will reach ATH if all other stocks are red |
| Time to pull out the suicide hotline out for the bears |
| Higher numbers is better this aint golf |
| BE stock peaked. i hope that leopold kid sold. its heading back down to 135 bucks per share |
| Gains before Janes |
| MU too! ❤️ |
| #Chef's kiss 👨🍳😚🤌✨ LMAO🤌 |
| pretty sure you still get a 1099-DIV even if you auto-reinvest |
| Yeah this is a short term volatility market that benefits traders. Ports at ATHs, taking profits ain’t a bad idea. Stay safe out there. |
| On the upside, anytime I do a wrong trade I immediately roll over the costs to my corporate clients, blame inflation and increase my rates. Although I wonder how they'll handle the 300% bump I'm hitting them with now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
| Bruh fuck spy poet tech is a real stock look at that movement fam |
| SoftBank™️ |
| DRAMING large green dildos in your moms mouth |
| But Like even with buying in the 90's seeing the dip since the beginning of the year, it wasn't too unbearable, specially knowing how it wasn't their fault the about the launch debacle. This sub also gave us PL, ASTS in that sector which should rip as well. |
| Stop with ur fuckin gain posts im sick already |
| This is long for me lol. I usually 0dte. |
| Agreed, I like DRAM but eventually I'll like to be out of it once memory stabalizes a bit. I stil think MIcron, Sandisk and others still have more room for upside. I can see dram 3x by end of year or next if things keep goig the way they are. |
| Welcome to the Weekend Thread\n\n# 🫸🫷\n\nNamaste\n\n😳 |
| Cancelled an order for 20x AMD 430Cs at 4.80 a piece \n\nThose fuckers finished the day at 25 a piece 😭😭 |
| Hey....can I borrow that one?\n\n |
| If SPY somehow gets above & holds 738…\n\n🔮 740.50 | 741.80 | 743.70 | 746.10 🔮 |
| # dude only replies to his alt accounts LMAO |
| Alien portfolios found in the files, lots of Intel, Sandisk, Micron, AMD and Samsung |
| Nice. Congrats. Happy for you. Fuck you. 😛 |
| Was shit really this underpriced? |
| I bought calls for Monday! Will sell early and buy puts!\n\nWeekend will be full of good news, and Monday will be sell the news before bad news hit the wire. |
| only MU can prevent forest fires! |
| Dad how did you handle the great oil shock of 2026? Well son, I maxed out my credit cards buying zombie chip companies from the 90s and made millions. \n\nThis is apparently a reality almost everyone believes in right now lmao |
| People saying “I told you so” and feeling like a genius with DD from 2 weeks ago, when the craziness was already in full swing\n\nShow me the DD from a year ago |
| In this country stocks go up |
| Dear diary |
| The other alarming part is if home appliance sales are significantly down across the entire industry, that also means home building has slowed down (can't sell a brand new house that has zero appliances installed). |
| I was saying the other kind of pill |
| > Fired without warning or cause\n\nYou can't fire a government worker in the USA without cause. |
| Any tickers for that? |
| U guys are never happy with anything. |
| I’m about 50 pages into the train levels book and not sure I’m going to stick with it. Does this one get better? |
| Good at annoying my coworkers with my gains porn in the work chat |
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| Honestly not that bad for as many dumb decisions as were made. Good job on sizing your risk |
| Holding calls over the weekend. Call me Mr big balls |
| How is amd and MU still pumping the fck? |
| I like to imagine Barron places his trades and then Trump does whatever makes money |
| Soylent Green movie already did that 🙄 but I'm all for innovation... Maybe we can make a new kind of jerky 😏 |
| I just sat on my nuts\n\nTf is up with that |
| Nah I’ll never stop buying shares. |
| Who walks into a casino and starts asking everybody there what they'll do when they lose their money. |
| I just looked at MU, its up 50% the last 7d. |
| i’m sure everyone unemployed right now enjoys the monthly gaslighting by the media talking about “jobs” gained |
| LMAO🤌 |
| Where would you find a HYSA with a $7M insurance? |
| Yeah, read the book of revelation. Chapter 4 begins shortly. Amen. |
| Bubble confirmed. |
| the further out we think about, the more speculation kicks in. Atm my read is that LLMs/agentic AI are the primary thing. Datacenters can host other features but this exorbitant amount of investments are driven by and for AI/LLMs.\n\nfor what its worth we are nowhere near AGI and however says so is bullshitting. Also the massive investment in datacenters can backfire for many different reasons, be them the self-imposed challenges of LLMs, or different/less expensive AI architectures making them more obsolete (aka a deepseek-like scenario on steroids) |
| We are just getting started. Average person has no idea aside from 401K gains |
| Anybody know anyone that got a job? Yea, didn’t think so. |
| lmao he panicked for sure and just said fuck it we ball\n\n |
| Thanks bro I appreciate the therapy session fr. |
| Spy gonna dip after that run dude |
| Did you seriously waste AI resources on this manifesto? |
| All of the Elon Musk haters jealous rn |
| I kinda liked this one |
| As a long term RKLB investor since January 2026, feels good bro |
| AMD UP EVEN MORE AH, WHILE NVDA DIP! LMAO🤌 |
| Black swan event: but this time upwards rather than crisis. White Black Swan events that we are experiencing are even rarer than original Black Swan Events (Crises). But nobody complains 🙂 |
| UFO files dropped\n\nTo summarize, buy MU calls.\n\n👽 |
| Nice pump & dump |
| "When this war ends." |
| 🥭 is so good with distractions. First it was Epstein, Start Iran War. the Assassination attempt, the Stock Market.....I'm calling it next once he bails out of Iran - He's gonna release the **Alien Files** |
| These guys see a stock / index that ran up 500-3000% and buy puts on margin. |
| AMD to $7000 |
| AI memes suck! |
| Drops a green candle\n\n“Completely fucking verticle” |
| I want so badly for this company to do well, but I got burned earlier in the year with options after a great streak. It'll be awhile before I give them my money again. I don't think we've seen the bottom yet. |
| My liver function test is off the charts gotta quit 🥃 for now |
| He can always move from Florida. |
| Once you get past a certain point PE doesn't scare people anymore. Intc has a trailing of 900, why should it be 900 instead of 100 or 2000, it's all vibes at that point |
| When crash... Just curious to see what happens when were in a recession and errrrrrbody around me got these 750k 2000sqft homes they pay 8k in taxes a year for gonna look like. 🤢🤢 |
| Anyone know how to make toilet wine? |
| Muuu |
| Guys, this is a bot writing this. How can you not tell? |
| Funny enough the fewer girls I talk to the better my gains |
| Yes I wish I’d have taken some calls but I don’t want to mess with the man’s retirement like that.. so shares it is |
| MU!!! |
| Then buy the dip the next day |
| Again, you’re looking at this wrong. You have a whole generation of people needing assistance for DECADES. You’re equating these jobs as just temporary work when, in reality, we’re talking about sustaining people to further live. You’re not seeing the value in this because it’s a service than an actual tangible productive tool for society. The economy can continue to grow because you have people taking care of consumers that will still consume. |
| Semis still going up AH. |
| Memory was cyclical when the trigger were smartphones or other 1 time novelty purchase.\n\nNow it's an arms race between the richest corporations (hyperscalers) for a technology (AI) that is being used daily. |
| dreams. |
| I don’t see it |
| Things aren’t going tits up in an election year unless something fundamentally breaks like: 2008, Covid recession, dot come bubble. If you’re that worried about it, just buy shares. |
| check out GRPN that is actually going to squeeze. it’s a perfect setup |
| this isn’t boglehead at all |
| It's the hardest way to earn the easiest money. It feels guilty at first but institutions do it everyday and bend people over lol |
| who is even buying tesla? is it true they aren’t even making cars anymore? do people just think they’re buying little slices of elons brain or what |
| gooning sure hasn’t been the same since my uncle Jack offed himself over the weekend 😞 |
| I sold my 110c an hour before the pump and missed out on 400k |
| I wish those short sales would start. Then I could buy a few up and rent them. |
| It's a lot of 19-24 year old's first time with a crisis like this. Kinda annoying. |
| Well, we (SaaS ISV) just dumped Figma for Claude and Open Design so ..... we used to live in that product but we can move 10x faster with real prototypes in minutes, all exportable into our AI driven SDLC. Not saying it's going south but they are seriously lacking in AI capabilities. We're reducing our seat licenses by 90%+ and will see if we can completely phase it out. |
| Next would be the best cooling system for data center |
| The US also deported somewhere between 450,000 and 600,000 illegals. So is -100k jobs in a year really the problem OP wants to pretend it is? probably not. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/FunkyMonk100k made a bet that SMR would go to 15.0 within **2 days** when it was 13.1 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Nuclear will take years.\n\nAneutronic fusion could be commercialized within the year..it's safer, cheaper and less red tape.\n\nGoogle's TAE Technologies was bought out.\n\nThe only other public AF player is AMFN\n\nThis is how their[ Texatron may disrupt nuclear power in the next year](https://www.realcreativeagency.com/blog/american-fusion-looks-to-leapfrog-traditional-nuclear-with-scalable-fusion-power/?reddit) |
| Baron, if you're watching, send us a sign. |
| AWESOME i got in on the dram bandwagon today and bought a leap contract. |
| Anybody else dont really understand why all the euphoria?? I feel like something crazy is about to happen |
| Rackspace sounds cannon-related. Calls. |
| Hahaha only need a few really big winners and the losses basically disappear. Hopefully this one pans out. I saw you’re playing with some serious size.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/sfy6e27bnzzg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b81eb29b1a58f5623da33c390e47c1344fb06f48 |
| Are they really being smart or just rage buying puts for the Nth time? |
| Welp looks like my weekend puts are fucked. Fuck me. Thought they sold. Fuck Robinhood for automatically canceling them. |
| Dude. I had 110c expiring today that I sold 1 hour before the Apple News came out. I literally missed out on 400k of profit. I’m sick. |
| I've upgraded my RKLB rating from BUY to FUCKING BUY!!!!! |
| Good idea! Cheers! 🍻 |
| it’s energy efficient server and storage solutions and some liquid cooling. yea tanked cuz issues with reporting and former CEO but they seem past all that at this point and growing at 100%+ yoy while trading at <20x |
| Weak |
| You posted like an hour ago and it was removed. This feels like a pump not proper DD |
| what obscure computer part is next? who is making CPU fans? thermal paste? keyboards? RGB lighting systems? could be the next breakout |
| What's cartoonish is that it keeps working, a toddler has a longer attention span than the markets |
| From what I understand, Salesforce has a bad case of the real AI problem - idiot in charge thinks he can fire all the humans who do customer support and nothing bad will happen. I think the other two could be good long term plays. |
| The stock market is a graph of rich people’s emotions, don’t forget that |
| [https://www.dell.com/en-us/shop/cty/pdp/spd/poweredge-r660/pe\_r660\_tm\_vi\_vp\_sb](https://www.dell.com/en-us/shop/cty/pdp/spd/poweredge-r660/pe_r660_tm_vi_vp_sb) |
| I cannot express how much I miss the emojis. Never forget what Reddit took from us… |
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| anyone here good at anything?\n\nI'm good at embarrassing myself. |
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| so when did you cash out? sound hasnt' been $10+ since JAN. if you didn't cash out then then this account is at a MAJOR LOSS. |
| Its like he’s dating mike vrabel |
| More CAPS makes it better!! |
| How is the scissor supply holding out? |
| Easy money. I’m gonna buy calls for next friday. Degen style |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n **Ticker:** TE (T1 Energy)\n\n **Direction:** Up \n\n **Prognosis:** Buy shares and long-dated LEAPs (Price Target: $7-$8)\n\n **Catalyst:** AI data centers need a massive amount of electricity, and solar accounted for 92% of all new electricity capacity globally in 2024. Hedge funds just scooped up 1.6M shares. \n\n **Gay Bear Status:** Sweating heavily. With 15-25% of the float shorted, volatility is jacked to the tits and ripe for a squeeze. |
| Haha literally, those two should see me through until I die, or get married. Sheeeet |
| ZERO? |
| Sell in May & go away begins Monday. You heard it here first. |
| I guess P/E ratios don't mean shit anymore. An undervalued MAG7 stock like MSFT or META gets absolutely obliterated. \n\nAn insane P/E of like 400 on TSLA has the stock going up. \n\nMemory stocks like WDC/SNDK/MU have P/E ratios that have gone up 2-4x in the last few months, and yet they still rip 10-15% green days every other week. \n\nWhat in the goddamn fuck dude. Why the hell hasn't MSFT recovered, it's still fucking down 15% YTD, and the likes of GOOGL or AMZN are up 10-20% YTD. \n\nCome fucking on dude. |
| My bro |
| I mean that's all in your head. Down markets happen but they're not nearly as bad as they were back then before additional regulations and safety nets have been added.\n\nThe problem with most investors is that they only research what can go wrong and they forget to research everything put in place to prevent that from happening.\n\nI'm sure many thought covid was the end of times. Yet they underestimated our ability as a species to overcome hard times. We created a vaccine and distributed in record time.\n\nHistory proves we are resilient and learn most of the time from our mistakes. Don't let the fear mongering cheat you out of historical profits that can benefit you for the rest of your life. |
| I've seen enough, QQQ 1000 by eom |
| #POET BER ON ITS LAST LEG PUSH 🐂🐂🐂 |
| What do you think all this compute computes? |
| I mean it's crazy\n\n# what\n\nWe finish each other's-- |
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| His puts got roasted |
| Remember between November to March when no one wanted tech and wanted Walmart instead |
| Yeah bro |
| Oof! |
| lol he didn’t sell tho. |
| 👍 |
| My only regret is I didn’t empty my savings into stocks. Then again, need to maintain discipline 😤 |
| Can I join? |
| Sicko mode 😎 |
| Me too mayne - why am I scared to buy stocks and not options 😭 |
| I got spooked then, and I'm getting spooked again. |
| I’m masturbating |
| they just charge the end customer more for the components in the server |
| How much is fuel up in 3 months? How much is the market up in 3 months? \n\nYeah... let that sink in |
| Trump is going to China next week. Please pump SMCI to $50 please.... |
| Do what you did in reverse next time |
| Severe dildo shortages reported in advance of wnba season opener. |
| Same lmao sold for 288 |
| THANK YOU FOUR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER |
| Ohhhhh nice fucking calls. Can’t win em all, just gotta survive long enough to keep being able to play |
| Yeah! Finally! |
| Lemme get this straight... If you don't count the good numbers, you're left with bad numbers?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/85rb9hstmzzg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a02e4e96ab087e3efc22cdd0c9463ca926ba4746 |
| You’re just trying to get in while you can… /s |
| Zoom out.... |
| I really hope Microsoft has been gearing up for a big leg up. |
| There is so much on this sub but today showed me something important, Conviction. MU, RKLB, DRAM, SNDK If you have held these stocks for a while, today must have felt great. |
| So insider trading? |
| Okay… so the market is going up another percent tomorrow right? |
| Yep, that's the one. |
| Money printer go brrrrrrrrrr . |
| Gains are gains! |
| Is that a new QQQ ATH? |
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| DRAM, SOXQ, FLKR... all solid plays here, papi. you good. |
| I think there really is no true bers left. Probably only people that have hedges on, there is no way you can be 100% bearish on this market anymore. It literally destroys you |
| Oil bull here, bout to gore tech bulls. |
| If you close now the market will crash |
| Too many guru multimillionaires traders around here. This is reminding me of 2020 all over again lol |
| Business cycle is 8-10 years. \n\n2020 was a reset cause of printing. Expect downturn between 2028 and 2030. \n\nSimple as. |
| Welp, too late for this one unfortunately. Congrats man, have a beer to my stupidity! |
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| I keep my camera on even if the other person is camera off because I'm **built different**\n\n# 👁️👄👁️ |
| So why aren't they getting slaughtered by the memory price hikes? They can't make functional laptops at a profit if their input prices have doubled or tripled in the last year. |
| Yeah, no. Should have told you. Not recommended for retards to own dogs. |
| I’m making love to the screenshots of my port.\n\nThat mango son of a gun did it!! He actually did it! |
| Stop trying to short everything you dunce. |
| Auto reinvestment of dividends into the stock they came from. |
| i can’t even be mad losing money on QQQ. up 25% in a month and a half for an index ETF? fine, yeah, i didn’t see that one coming. my bad, i guess |
| Can I slide in them dms too |
| AMD has a lot of room to grow, you're going to be the next NVDA. |
| I wish I full ported sun dick at the start of the year. Or at least bought 100 shares. Fuck me. Could have been rich |
| > HE stock\n\nIs this what you are referring to?: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_Electric_Industries#Maui_wildfires\n\nI've seen someone set up an options trade to bet against their own large holding of NVDA shares. They didn't want to sell their shares to incur taxes or risk losing out on continued market rise, but also wanted insurance against NVDA falling. |
| What your next move/bet @[u/Shoganai\_Hito](https://www.reddit.com/user/Shoganai_Hito/) ? |
| Wow you could have doubled your money in that time frame. |
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| WHY DO YOU TYPE LIKE THIS\n\nTELL US WHY YOU TYPE LIKE THIS\n\nWHY WHY WHY [WHYYYY DO YOU TYPE LIKE THIIIIIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFSFw0gAu9Y) |
| Your 1month is that but are all others green? |
| yes OEMs put together stuff from component manufacturers |
| So AI is booming, why is that not enough to push MSFT up? They're number 2 in the cloud computing business, behind Amazon. \n\nAnd AMZN is an online retailer with razor thin margins. At least MSFT makes a killing on Windows and MS office licenses. \n\nSo I don't understand. They make a ton of money, yes they're spending it on AI cloud data center building, but that's a direct line to monetization with their 600-some billion dollar backlog. \n\nIt's not like they're spending a shit ton and saying just trust us, it'll pay off in the future. |
| what did mr/mrs cat do |
| enjoy the ride! i bought 25 calls before earnings i honestly think its insanely undervalued assuming the litigation or something doesn’t completely blow up |
| that's what you get for not consulting the crystal ball. dumbass |
| Bers are mythical creatures |
| Take some profits. Hold some cash and wait. |
| shoot me a band and I’ll run it up , as in I’ll run the amount of losses up 🤣 |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Shoganai_Hito made a bet that MU would go to 752.6 within **4 weeks** when it was 654.43 and it did, congrats autist.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| I fomo'ed but couldn't afford real stocks so bought DRAM |
| My man you said numbers only went up since inception. There are many time were that is not true. Fact: All oil crisis in history have resulted in recessions. Have fun bag holder! I'm cycling into commodities right now |
| So any chance that dell opens at 300 on monday? |
| Nothing change with amd, I will continue with AMD for the next 4 to 5 years. |
| Jobs numbers doesn’t necessarily determine productivity, jobs in agriculture have plunged over the last century but production in that sector is up. |
| Throw the dildos! |
| True. I’m just scared of the unknown. I don’t have paper hands I just don’t know what I will do when something I have never experienced happens. I hope I just buy buy buy. |
| i did the same with spirit and ultimately lost 50% |
| Of corpse it does lmao. But on the upside we get to rename the Boomers to "The Greatest Generators"!\n\nYou're welcome for the puns. No need to thank me. |
| And the dog will be going back to the pound next week. Had enough of its shit. |
| I usually wait from the triple confirmation on the RSI\n\nSo hourly above 80, daily above 80, weekly above 70. Then Ill start positioning for a counter trend.\n\nIn this case, the momentum is so strong, I don't dare go short. I just took profits on a bunch of positions lol |
| I’m thinking of either shorting TSLA or castrating myself with a cheese grater. What do you guys think is the best move for maximum pain? |
| #AHAHAH BER CANT STOP POET 🤌 |
| Lmao qqq running |
| Bros were so confident on the death of INTC just a year ago |
| Make money next week bro.. join us |
| I have Jan '28 LUNR leaps 👌 |
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| Actually bullish |
| Buying stocks in 2008 is the cheat code. If you didn't lose your house and job, and didn't panic sell stocks in that time period, you were already ahead of everyone else. |
| Alert: WNBA is back!! Starting tonight |
| I’m just throwing this out there. But if the Iran issue doesn’t come to an end and the virus becomes something like Covid it was not a coincidence… |
| What? |
| I think this is a pump and dump, by Q3 to Q4 thats probably when it will become more stable. |
| Same, I posted BE at 18 and RKLB at 5 (I’ve had a few losses too obviously) |
| Don’t you think figma will just allow integration with the llm of your choice and use it inside the platform? Why would claude create the full designer experience that figma creates, because claude is not really focused in selling design software like figma is. |
| Everything green except RDDT today in my port. |
| everybody always talks about how many jobs were created, but never what jobs are created. At least we’re living in the golden era of food delivery and nursing homes |
| They offer full server install services and warranties. What's there to understand? |
| We are going to have to keep waiting cause they keep kicking the can down the road |
| It's all good, no need to sweat it just yet. Learn from it and come back stronger next time. Keep reading, learning and understanding. |
| Who is nana ? I keep hearing it .... |
| Gonna have to nibble on some calls come Monday |
| Same, I sold at 70/80/120, and my last bit is about to get called away at 140 lol |
| This made me chuckle out loud. Amazing fuckin comment |
| Give me 100k so I can turn it into 1k and take the rest and do the exact opposite of me. |
| QQQ days ever spent closing in a range.\n\n640’s - 4 days.\n\n650’s - 3 days\n\n660’s - 4 days\n\n670’s - 2 days\n\n680’s - 1 day\n\n690’s - 2 days\n\n700’s - 0 days\n\n710’s - 1 day\n |
| I read a bit of what you said but honestly your overthinking it and that comes off as bearish. Bears always do to much research and hypotheticals rather than just buy. But thats why they call people blindly bullish right, because things could be on fire everywhere yet bulls are just buying because they believe in the future gains, everything else is noise. |
| Love selling the lows 👌 |
| The sndk calls I sold for 3k proceeded to 2x.\nI should grateful since they were -80% at one point, but fuk. |
| Being "scared" and being a successful investor do not go hand in hand.\n\nStock market ain't for you lil buddy, go to church. |
| Never good to be a bear 🐂🐂 |
| Usually the small profit is so meaningful because you imagine buying something small, tangible with it. It feels real idk how to explain it lol. |
| Oh good, we have a certified crystal ball interpreter among us |
| I guess I’ll just play with my cock and balls |
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| My parents said one of their friends lost almost everything in the Dotcom bubble burst. Invested over $300k in a portfolio of tech companies; **every one of them went bankrupt**. Somehow he didn't have Microsoft, Apple or other tech stocks in that portfolio. |
| If these talks break down and go no where, Intel gonna get blown back down to the stone age and nana spinning in her grave again. |
| Somebody who thinks they can figure out how to monetize it properly |
| No |
| I made more money today on my 15 Micron shares then my 421 shares of Nivida, the fuck |
| How so? |
| Yeah, I don't trust any of these numbers. |
| Soy has been shot compared to qqq |
| I bought at 3.52 and got assigned at $15. I have one share left. 2001 shares i had lol... 😭\n\nCould have bought back at 17 but I refused to take a loss. |
| Dude, you’re getting a dell!\n\nAlso, helps to be in the grift with this administration |
| Damn, making it seem like I kicked his dog. Perhaps I jumped the gun on a very quick and non-deep dive initial assumption, which based on the immediate negative reaction could very well be wrong. My apologies. \n\nThe market is obviously pricing semis not on a logical valuation standard but on a comparison standard to the market cap of similarly situated companies. Intel getting big outside customers supports the narrative that Intel can compete with TSMC. Adding the renewed demand for CPUs into the mix gets you to the point where Intel is trading on the theory that if Intel can pull this whole thing off, it could be the best of both TSMC and AMD. Obviously a big if....but if it comes true, then Intel could very easily be a $2T company by 2030. So Intel isn't being priced on its current fundamentals, but more as a gamble on what it could become. And based on the way things look on the AI trade, it's becoming hard to envision Intel not pulling this off. |
| ONLY amd go up 🤣🤣 |
| Very true. |
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| Sorry it happened to you, or congrats tho |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry on CNBC being a debby-downer again, guy is genuinely insufferable |
| Oh my god that sucks |
| Interesting. How are you managing your design systems and component libraries outside of Figma? |
| We will see 850 by earnings, sell off to 500, few months of chop, then rocket in fall to 1000 |
| Ok. I’ll message management. You’ll buy at least 5 shares right |
| Feels like everyone is getting rich but me |
| Godspeed |
| https://preview.redd.it/qz78a7uolzzg1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=820a08bc4d19882ee4a9192a763f73fd1006c968\n\nLololol the more regards here don’t like my plays the safer I feel, told regards buy CRSR, poo poo’d. CLF, poo poo’d. Both working 🤷♂️ |
| Shambles, yeah. Exactly what I was getting at... |
| It just makes no sense. You see it in the news and the market pretends to be in la-la world like nothing matters it's insane. |
| if this is real....this is a serious portfolio! congrats on your AI post/ or real one lol |
| Alr 😔 |
| RSI, MAs all blown through. I gave up on those. Mean reversion.. a joke. |
| problem is msft is both a software and an AI play. downward and upward pressure on different parts of the same business. |
| All these "new" jobs are mostly gig workers like Uber or grubhub not the coveted 9-5 salaried jobs. Everybody knows it from the markets all the way to TACO but we all want the lie of musical chairs to continue so the green line goes up. |
| [it's over](https://x.com/i/status/2052803254497542248) |
| The markets are rigged to go up bro |
| Will most likely stock split before 2k, too much demand |
| I thought their head wounds were nipples and I am VERY EXCITED |
| Transition into RKLB to catch the SpaceX IPO in June. |
| [Let's Print the $7Trillion Again](https://x.com/i/status/2052787246982369460) |
| Memory go brrr |
| Um what |
| The dude has like 7m in his account and mentioned a 2m deposit. I am sure he has rich friends. |
| $2k SNDK options are available yet? |
| Stop yapping then, or put fries in my bag |
| So there’s no Iran deal? This is getting cartoonish |
| What I’ve noticed is that there is a subset of investors that are pessimistic doomers and they consistently look for reasons why the world is going to shit. These people get into investing and they bring their emotions into it. |
| Are we back to believing the fake jobs numbers? |
| My boy, enjoy the weekend, say hi to the wife |
| Imagine LT Dan and Forrest Gump having a major voice in the shareholder meetings.\n\nSome activist shareholder: *Says something dumb to try to pressure Apple*\n\nForrest Gump: "I'm going to speak plainly and honestly, and not even realize that I'm going to end this fool's career."\n\n*Cue Gump's surprised face when he's later elected by shareholders to become a member of the board of directors, much to the activist shareholder's dismay* |
| If you buy SAAS I’d recommend selling covered calls. Premiums have been crazy |
| Don't poke the bear |
| Oh, everything is in shambles and everyone is all "fuck it, calls". |
| There is no stopping this regarded ass market. |
| Plot twist: a better solution is to get rid of Figma AND designers |
| Ill take a quick 25k if you can spare it |
| Sorry for your loss |
| There have been plenty of posts trying to pump this. You’re not the only one. \n\nMBLY kinda boring imo. Sounds like mobile-eee and doesn’t get me hard.\n\nIf they rename to “killer robot ultimate handjob” KRUH, I’m in. |
| this time it’s different |
| if anything major happens they always bail them out - 2008, 2019 covids etc. |
| No designer is using claude design or other AI native tools for shipping pro work. AI native tools are good for playing around and generating ideas, but you can’t really “work” in them. You still have to take the designs back to figma. AI tools take up too many tokens for small updates where half of them are undos and redos. |
| wish i had beers left🗿 |
| Can I just go blind so I can stop losing money |
| Sorry bro |
| damn should've bought as well instead of being in my fathers balls |
| qqq is definitely going to hit 1000 before spy does |
| what ever happened to Maduro, you think he's loading up on semis? |
| I was thinking of opening a position in one of the following stocks: CRM, SAP, or SNOW. Any thoughts? I like the charts of all three. I am still doing my reseach on the fundimentals though. |
| Couldn’t tell if that was Ryan Gosling, Eminem, or Draco Malfoy for like 10 seconds |
| Woop, there goes semis ripping again |
| I sold my MU 450 calls when they had only $1k profit. Fuck |
| This is not the place to be if you don’t want to do that. Username does not track |
| Where is the new weekly earnings thread |
| It also makes motherboards for servers i believe, but don't quote me on it (i'm not expert).\n\nIt tanked because it had "management and accounting" risks.\n\nA merger/acquisition could solve that pretty quickly if a large company takes charge of its operations. |
| Get ready for the DM blast. Look into leveraged 2x and 3x 🙂 |
| Guess I picked a good couple weeks to start trading again. |
| nice! |
| ICE categorized under federal |
| Great work! Made $60 on Dell call 🤣 |
| Lmaoo |
| Look into Irrevocable trust with third party trustees ateast 5-7 years before things go downhill healthwise |
| Fuck yeah. Now there two of us 😂 |
| Chased losses and blew my shit the fuck up today.\n\nHaven't done something like this in years, thought I was done being retarded.\n\nJesus fuckin christ, man. |
| Large volume on eBay 15min before close guess ole ryan5050 did it lmao |
| I'm happy with my shares, unfortunately I had sold some of my intc position to buy it lol. |
| The fuck you mean "what now"? You had 2 million liquid to deposit. Unless you're a complete fuckin scrub you should know what's up. |
| I don't understand what the fuck Dell is doing to be up 100% YTD. \n\nThey make laptops...and? Servers for AI data centers?\n\nDo they actually make the circuit boards and chips? Or are they just assemblers, repackaging shit. \n\nBecause if they just repackage, I don't see how they're doing well, when their input costs have gone through the roof. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Everything is designed to go up imo. If you don't have the fundamental excuse you have the keeping up with inflation excuse. |
| I hope so bro 🤞🤞 |
| That's how the market sets up a generational rug pull. It can reset the risk tolerance of an entire generation. Calls, I know. |
| Me last week. Sucks |
| Yelled at? |
| They have to know...right? |
| BUBBLETARDS ARE YOU SORRY YET |
| Gonna need salsa for all these chips everyone’s buying.. CALLS on salsa |
| Generational dip buying opportunity |
| Fair |
| SPACE BEARS DO YOU REPENT |
| Holding QQQ 712 for Monday let’s go |
| I still don't understand what SMCI does. \n\nI recall back when it was really popping, like 100 a share, everyone was saying it was AI adjacent. I guess they make servers and computers and shit? Or do they just assemble them?\n\nWhy'd it fall so hard back then, but now it's chugging upwards? |
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| you really think the big guys want to let the party end? it'll be world war 3 if that happens - the party will never end. |
| https://preview.redd.it/xb64xv1tkzzg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f710f502d97fda378601ae2f670eeedd296a17\n\n \nAm in 👌 |
| You could always look to adopt if you feel you have the proper space. Lots of pups out there looking for a best friend and home. |
| Clearly the stock market isn’t run on oil. \n\nThe economy still is. Nearly as much so as 100 years ago if not more. \n\nAll that just in time delivery that makes everything so efficient? It’s not just in time anymore with shortages, it’s late. |
| Of course women choose the bear. Bears are too busy making poor financial decisions to be any kind of threat |
| yeah, parts of the solar sector are catching bids for sure. I caught flnc yesterday (sold 2 of my calls today) after earnings and added csiq today. I also have enph, dq, arry. I added TE to my watchlist. I think it is a good callout and fits with the early rotation into utility scale solar. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/e4i30ibdjzzg1.png?width=927&format=png&auto=webp&s=86e17056e2994a4833baee79b1946955c6674220\n\n |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/poopyplayer69 made a bet that MU would go to 750.0 within **1 week** when it was 719.49 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.\n\nTheir record is now 9 wins and 11 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| green is the new red |
| Why does the market reward the ones who chase and punishes the ones that buy umdervalued positions? |
| I did, then sold at 30. |
| While I am mad at myself for buying 1DTE puts yesterday, I still came out on top.\n\nJust like never puts, even when it’s puts season the premiums are so high it doesn’t make sense, literally only reason to use them is as a hedge for a long position. (I am talking to myself) |
| Someone get this dude a popsicle |
| SNDK. \n\nSplit. Your fuckin. Stock. Yah. \n\n(To the beat of "x gonna give it to ya") |
| I knew we were fucked when a hot girl started working at the McD's drivethru. |
| little risky but massive payoff and insane upside too |
| Ummmm......you this is not a loss |
| I wanna Fullport Mu Calls so bad but student loans haven’t came yet 😔😔 |
| I don't understand how MSFT can go up eventually.\n\nIf it's not going up when the market sentiment is this great, how is it going to go up when the market starts trending downward?\n\nOr will everything just stall out, and MSFT will grind upwards?\n\nBecause there's no way SNDK can keep going 20-30% up per week indefinitely, as MSFT is grinding up to 500-600 target price. |
| Does anyone else see cases of Mania rampant in here? Like MU- "I'm holding out til 1200!" \n\nLike, MF you ain't gonna see 1000.... \n\nI'm not looking to be right, I've just been around for a minute |
| What chips\n For data center that aren’t built and likey will never get built |
| This whole week I had to sit and watch because my funds aren’t settled in fidelity |
| hmmm. guess I shouldn't have sold INTC at $85. |
| Just buy calls, what you btchn about lol, make enough in the timeframe so you can retire lol |
| Why the Jobs Report Lies\nThe BLS birth-death model is a cope machine — and it's been overcounting jobs for three straight years.\n\nThe Headline That Launched a Thousand Hot Takes\nApril 2026: the US economy added 115,000 jobs, crushing the consensus estimate of 55,000. Unemployment held at 4.3%. Economists exhaled. Pundits declared resilience. LinkedIn influencers posted about the "AI job boom." The narrative was clear: everything is fine.\n\nIt isn't. The jobs report is lying to you — not through conspiracy, but through methodology. The Bureau of Labor Statistics uses a statistical model that was built for a different economy, and it has been systematically inflating employment numbers during the exact period when AI displacement accelerated. The revisions always go one direction: down.\n\nhttps://copecheck.com/jobs/us-birth-death-model-april-2026 |
| Yeah the algos do throw a wrench in things. But I also know a lot of the parameters set are based on things like RSI, A/D line etc.\n\n\nBut you're right, those put walls are skrong |
| For Intel, today shorts got rushed so into it and covered 50M shares at $125. Fuck |
| Roll $5 million of this into some solid REITS and you have a couple hundred thousand in annual dividend income |
| It's just a start of pump.\nWe will see $150 in a month or 3 |
| YEAH WTF I JUST STARTED DRINKING, let me innnn |
| It's not frothy enough untill the $100B merger happens and petsAI .com is going public. |
| No, the claim made on YouTube was a response to concerns about why SoFi’s credit card user base had slightly decreased. The concern was expressed that SoFi was tightening underwriting or having to cut back due to losses. And the SoFi explanation was “credit card is doing great, no underwriting changes or performance issues. We just want to allocate money elsewhere.” The UPBR and 10-Q tell a different story; looks like underwriting was loosening or borrowers were dropping in credit ratings; delinquencies increasing; and performance declined compared to comparable universe of banks, to bottom ten % of comparable banks. So the SoFi explanation was opposite of reality. \nLooking at credit card performance through the lens of interchange fees is short sighted, particularly when yield is low, and overall credit performance is very poor relative to the market. |
| I wish I had a dog. \n\nI just eat the losses on MSFT, while seeing the gains everyone else is getting. \n\nShit sucks. |
| approaching fair value\n\n |
| Same! |
| Pretty sure I’ve left at least tens of thousands of dollars on the table with the Intel calls I sold lost month. Still, profit is profit. Trying not to think about it too much. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jxttteiikzzg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23899e8abfc3d3551b620b10d0cad240d961ec0e\n\nHey I did something similar, although it’s a tad less exposure |
| calls all next week again? $SPY |
| Holy shit you are the luckiest guy of the week on WSB pretty much. So damn lucky among the great survivorship bias wsb posts. |
| The more doomerist my youtube feed the more leaps i buy. |
| RKLB puts worth it? in the past it usually gave these jumps away quite fast |
| Yep I'd never buy a software stock these days |
| Monday will be a red day, +0.25% |
| For real, can’t miss situation |
| What platform do you use? I want my charts to do this. |
| Keep responding back, so I don't have to contact your single mom for a wellness check. Let reddit know you're doing ok. |
| everyone stfu and stop being a bunch of tard knobs - the dow is at 50,000. have you even said thank you? |
| Dm please |
| Just buy the dip. |
| Who else will make those chips |
| This is how I got fucked actually we never got 707. |
| When I feel sick from the gains I missed, I just look at my dog next to me and give her love and pets, as she's really what's most important. |
| I was in line at the convenience store and the guy in front of me said I could go first, since I was holding a case of beer. I said, “Nah, it’s ok. It’s light beer.”\n\nHe stabbed me. |
| Its me From Monday 5/11 Mu will be at 820 |
| I’m not a bear bro. |
| Probable acquisition |
| no crash imminent, just hyperinflation until the fed raises 50bps |
| Apparently we can’t comment on who drafted that law because this subreddit doesn’t allow that? Pussies. |
| bro about to go home and either play Pokopia or Call of Duty |
| With the government pumpin out $1.7T deficits every year, that moeny gotta land somewhere. |
| Don't be the version of this guy... In 2026 I sold all my shares of PayPal.. Adobe.. charter... Servicenow.. Intuit.. |
| You discovered them at the bottom and got out at the top? |
| Starting to rotate some semi/memory profits into crypto and dat leaps, win or lose probably one of my most regarded moves |
| Word. |
| 🇮🇷 decision expected at 8:01 |
| The original guys reply was so dumb I actually cant tell if youre trolling or not either at this point |
| Good for you! |
| There is no top |
| SMCI gonna squeeze |
| Me too!! And sold at 1050\n\nThen rebought\nThen resold\n\nOk I'm sticking with it this time |
| MU $300 lol |
| I ain’t reading allat |
| Like, look at $QCOM as soon as people “realised” I mean, this is a no brainer 😂 |
| They gonna FOMO into a lockout rally |
| Yes yes let’s all keep buying calls we all gonna be rich\n\n*me buying puts just so everyone buys calls 😔 |
| You mean pudgy penguins right |
| What's the bull case |
| What ever happened to the guy that dropped trust fund money into INTC before it tanked? Tell me he held |
| Yes |
| Go back to your cave bear |
| Ok, you have anecdotal experience from a major city. Noted. \n\nI don’t know of any demographic compilation for this info. But, be aware that this isn’t true in all cities and counties. \n |
| Praise be to allah |
| I had an sku at work that was called “threat anal” it was later changed to “threat aal” |
| Did Wendy's open 10,000 new locations or something? |
| James Taggart, that you? |
| Algos been able to squeeze on low vol and stay bullish on the GEX levels .. ATHs every day on people buying more and more puts |
| What will be the stock price? |
| It’ll get revised down by 130,000. |
| MU & SNDK PULLING UP TO THE HAMPTON IN A BUGATTI THIS WEEKEND |
| How much do you have left |
| OPEN THE FUCKIN CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS |
| I stand corrected, it was a bad play at the time |
| Top signal |
| and I thought I was losing after buying at 300$ and selling at 340$ |
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| puts on you smashing tonight |
| You've either got an iron will or just like setting money on fire. I'll have to come back to this later. |
| Bad times gonna be here before you know it. Plenty of signs the last few months maybe even years. This one hurts for bit unfortunately. Been going for farrrrr to long now where it dont.... |
| The top is in 😂 |
| There are still stocks out there trading at dirt cheap valuation |
| We double pump, that's what happens |
| Never fuck with nana |
| usually when the put/call ratio is this skewed, and RSIs are this high., a rugpull in immenent. \n\nRide the lightning baby, but stay frosty |
| QQQ going to do a perfect 50% rise in a straight line\n\nThis isn’t even a shit post |
| If $MRAM is blowing up look out $PENG next week. NFA |
| made everyone here look like a fool congrats !! and fu |
| LLMs aren't the end goal. Market is betting that after these datacenters are built, we'll be past LLMs and onto the next AI breakthrough. Whatever it is, it's still going to need to run on a server right? |
| So if MU just repeats this same past month gain each month for the rest on the year we’re looking at a 57 trillion dollar company. I think momentum picks up that seems low. |
| I bought the dip and then bought another dip today |
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| we go to the moon like crazy thats all |
| Fuck all those gain porn with their rpg money. Fuck you, not happy for you, give it to me. |
| \*AHEM\* SOUN call guy reading this…. |
| The keyword "overvalued" ... least overvalued to have a smaller correction than the most overvalued ones. |
| When did you cash out? |
| Overtrading is an issue of mine, too. |
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| My friend, I feel you. I had bought some for a short hold, thinking it was going to do more than it did…then I needed the money and couldn’t let it sit any longer. I also did something similar with AMD, had 25 shares at 9.82 in 2018, saw it jump and thought it would correct and I could buy back in and get some free shares out of the deal…it never came back down. \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3katl7m8jzzg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec9977a2e786dcb8c0af106f208389a938f43e30 |
| Dude infront of me at the grocery store is buying double stuff Oreos and a Rockstar lmao crazy work |
| Thought i was happy with my ÷\n+1.5k$ today. Kinda jealous |
| the fucking woke virus got to wsb too |
| We're here... but it hurts to watch this and very sad. Civilization is literally ending and people are cheering it on not realizing having paper gains won't mean shit. |
| This is beyond clear what's about to happen this is a buy the rumor sell the news watch when this war ends what happens lol |
| Where's earnings thread for next week? |
| Maybe they'll show up drunk too. |
| All these gain posts is great. Looking forward to the loss porn now. |
| I can’t afford 988 calls :/ |
| Enjoy those farts bro |
| He won't mind. |
| Sold over 1k at $20 and thought I was clever |
| Well that was an interesting week. Time to put the spreadsheet away and go touch grass. |
| So intel is just a pump scheme right. Right |
| Fuck some hookers on some blow duhh |
| Did we start bombing Iran yet |
| Give it to me and start over. Don't want to lose that drive to grind. |
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| $MRAM wen Lambo? |
| Even 50 percent off and 50 percent riding would be pretty piggy right now. One would feel pretty stupid to see a bunch of this evaporate when you could literally press a button and keep half a million. If they have like 5 million who cares but 500k is a lot for most people |
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| If it's not Q3 or Q4, it might be Q5 |
| Hey guys. I’m a newborn baby and just bought MU and SNDK short dated calls and made $5,000,000. It’s always this easy right? |
| Yeah. Jumping in now? F me with my luck it 'corrects' to 750 the week after.\n\nThe moment they optimize AI to do more with less memory is when Sandisk will crash. And that will be the end of the cycle. |
| I'm not even sure a true crash is possible anymore. We're very quick to throw money at even the slightest potential issue. \n\nIt's possible we live in a world of simply accelerating printing where stocks never go down and the currency dies well before stocks do. |
| Same here except $4. One of the only stocks Ive gotten in early for. |
| "If you exclude all the jobs we added, we didn't add any jobs!" |
| Universal truth: **"Intensity and greatness are often fleeting, and the most brilliant moments can signal an approaching end"** |
| I got my brother and a friend into it too and we're just sitting here giggling \n\nTbh all week |
| https://preview.redd.it/kk6ds1o1jzzg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c0a01b22cf77c131f96da2409b1321bec2eaf9\n\n \nWas priced around 24.35 eod. Don’t be like me guys🥲 |
| Jewish space lasers on the ground |
| Y r u ghey |
| Cash gang in absolute shambles |
| Imagine this just keeps going |
| sell arm when it breaks even and put it in a better CPU play. Thats about it. |
| RemindMe! 3 Days "Are bears dead or is SkyFew229 a tater." |
| Yeah I feel pretty dumb for selling my 5/15 $46 call back in February. |
| It's every chapter |
| Now thats a gamble. Congrats |
| Hookers and cocaine galore? |
| Well considering those are 2 things that are incredibly popular and are designed to take EVERYTHING from people…. that just sounds like capitalism final form |
| Haha well it's profit 😅 |
| I'm not giving you anymore plays. That's it. I will make some serious coin next week buying puts. I had a great 3 weeks buying calls and now it's time for a brief reverse. Happy Mother's Day to all. |
| I sold it just before they started dropping in April. |
| My buddy didn't buy it at 25 last year. \n\nNana. |
| Nvo do something |
| Feels like everyone’s making money. |
| As a designer and very long term Figma user. There’s still money to be made here but Claude will overtake them for UX/UI within about a year. |
| I'm a girl who lives a life of danger. To every bear I meet, I stay a stranger. With every move I make, another chance I take. Odds are bears won't live to see tomorrow. |
| I mean previously i never admitted we are in a bubble as a permabol, but yes we are now looking at these crazy moves |
| who is going to squeeze cannons this weekend? |
| Possibly buyout of MRAM? |
| You can still make a 400k gain in $upst op, get back at it soldier |
| $QS |
| I bought NVDA in the $20's. Took a profit in the upper $30's. I feel your pain. |
| quit eating ass in the market, and quit eating ass in real life. |
| You’re seeing market history boys. COVID crash levels of this being in your brain forever. |
| I remember buying this because of your post ahaha\n\nI have 40 shares for 75$.\n\nIf we'll ever meet I'll offer you a pizza |
| Oh I didn’t start trading until Covid. If OP feels better, I had SM energy at 1$ 10 k shares and sold at 2$ only for it to hit 45$ |
| If anyone is looking for a new pillow, highly recommend this one. Bought a few a couple days ago and it’s great\n\nhttps://a.co/d/0453G3FQ\nCOOP |
| FHSA is crazy man |
| Hope OP is still holding his bear positions:\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1suiyc5/shorting_this_dumbass_company_intel/ |
| Only half way there. I wanna see more 100 P/E before the big dump. |
| I instituted a new loyalty rewards program this week. My regular and returning customers can get their 10th BJ free. It's really picked up business for me. |
| lol |
| I was on the other side of that trade |
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| Really thought it was gonna dump even if they beat earnings like it usually does 😭 |
| How are we feeling FIgma and BABA ? |
| Damn, I was literally debating to put a coding agent in my local machine right now (was only using it in a sandbox earlier). Shit |
| I'm a girl who lives a life of danger. To every bear I meet, I stay a stranger. With every move I make, another chance I take. Odds are bears won't live to see tomorrow. |
| I'm supposed to go on a date in like two hours but I've already 4 drinks deep with no intention of slowing down |
| I’m seeing $1200 within reach before end of year. \n\n$120B rev run rate by next earnings with $40-$50B in income. At $800B market cap it’s fairly cheap. NVDA at $5T market cap on $280B revenue run rate with $160B in income.\n\nDo with this what you must |
| Congrats! |
| Roses are red\n\nViolets are blue\n\nBer-kind dead\n\n>!I fucking suck at rhyming because I’m a ber 😢!< |
| Come on this is 7 years ago. Micron used to be a very cyclical stock to be up one quarter and down |
| https://i.imgflip.com/arb61d.gif |
| Bro, if you have that kinda money and you are bored, message me. I'm a business developer with an architectural background with a concept that could use an investor like you. Shot in the dark but you seem rich and bored |
| Same. Had like 5500 shares. Sold around 25 i think. Dont regret it at all, made a boatload lol |
| No idea but I’m loving it |
| thats fucked up bro |
| Chill on the caps lock |
| Sold well over 1000 @ 155-160. Bought at 40. |
| Internet used to be an amazing place. People were brought together based on shared interests.\n\nIn the off-topic section people would debate passionately. Sometimes even successfully change people's minds.\n\nBut in the regular areas, the same fighting people would be super helpful bros to each other and freely share knowledge. It was a world of exploring and connecting to others.\n\nNow we just have these fucked up algo fed echo and meme chambers with no genuine diversity of thought whatsoever.\n\nInternet held so much promise in the 90s. |
| Just gotta time the bounce back to 420, easy money lately |
| I'm starting an AI company that creates Memory and Semiconductors anyone want to invest |
| just buy less food and eat your brokerage statements for fiber intake. |
| bubbles take while to form and pop, this shit may have just started |
| genuinely the only reason we've been parabolic the last 10 years |
| I sent my cat back to the pound. I've had enough. |
| Made so much on rocket lab calls I felt brave enough to buy Monday QQQ puts to hold through the weekend |
| I have one question about this type of trade: do you close the position, selling the option, or do you let it expire and exercise it, to sell on monday? Or exercise and sell directly today?\n\nIf I remember correctly, you bought at 1.6$, so it seems very convenient to just resell the option at that point, than exercising it. \nWhat is the most rewarding strategy on the day of expiration? |
| I’m jacked. I’m jacked to the tits with Nvda, qqq and tesla |
| Bro I thought I bought 500 shares of DRAM this morning and only bought five 😂 wtf!!! |
| How is the claim disprovable? The claim on Debit and Credit card performance was on interchange revenue being up 54% and contributing to $390 million in revenue from fees |
| On several days this week, I literally said, "this has been a hot name on social, it's probably wise to grab some shares..." (amazing DD, I know). \n\nBut I never did... Then I held cash as they each ran up 15-45% this week.\n\nConclusion: Overthinking in this type of market is so stupid.\n\nMy new MO: Just go for it and set aggressive stop losses. |
| NBIS just getting started. |
| How much would have if he waited a day to purchase? |
| If you're living or working on the 61st you'll be okay. |
| Hi, any chance I could get in on the DM? |
| Dm please |
| Armageddon!! |
| You try to be logical when market isn't. Stop falling for low pe memes like msft right now. I fell for it too but I trimmed my position. You're not smarter than the market. You don't see the next move. Just ride the wave. Buy into winners and stop buying puts |
| The Bulls who are big booty Latinas are chilling with champagne. |
| Going to shove carbs (a curried potato dish) in my stomach to wind down with this week.\nReddit is addicting, need to stop the banter |
| Makes sense |
| We all know a big crash is coming but until then, the party goes on. It can go on for literally more than a year like 2020 |
| I love my job\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2z6x4k39izzg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dffef67b074a09209598689658e5090501290e5a |
| I haven’t traded anything since 2022. I started seriously again last week, so not even the last few months. |
| Dm please |
| No cerebras ipo on Hood?? |
| !ERII |
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| Lost all my money trying to short it a week ago 😓 |
| fly me to the moon\~Let me play among the stars\~Let me see what spring is like\~On Jupiter and Mars |
| >You bringing up "i know you are but what i am" is sooo childish back in the 1970s.\n\nCorrect retard, that's why I'm ridiculing you for doing it. 🤣\n\nFor fucks sake you don't even know what's going on. Have I told you how hysterical you are? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO \n\n>Keep responding back, so I don't have to contact your single mom for a wellness check. Let reddit know you're doing ok.\n\nSo you think "I know you are but what am I" and "your mom" are devasting insults and repeating yourself over and over again is wit. 🤣\n\n"Keep responding" um...ok? \n\nYou desperately need the last word, why would I not fuck with you about it? \n\n |
| I was teaching when that happened lol |
| There are no bears |
| No you're in the mram and rklb sub |
| Cash it all in to munis and live on $350,000/ yr tax free |
| TSLA price action throws off my perception of time man. At any given moment TSLA is between 250 and 500 and as an outside observer, it feels like there’s absolutely no reason for any of the moves it makes. \n\nRespect to the folks that play this stock ✊, y’all are braver than me by miles. |
| I'm with you. Also, on several days I literally said, "this has been a hot name on social, it's probably wise to grab some shares." but never did... They each ran up 15-25% this week. \n\n\n\nConclusion: Overthinking in this type of market is so stupid.\n\n\n\nMy new MO: Just go for it and set aggressive stop losses. |
| Is there a good central listing/calendar of companies that are about to post their earnings? |
| I bought Intel many times sub 20 and sold above 20 |
| Used to be |
| Stocks all memes now lol...The longer this goes up the worse it is for everyone... Be what it be i suppose. I dont make the rules. |
| just go long on semis and memory. less port maintenance. |
| Where can I learn this ? It still baffles me as I don't understand how to stock is $700 -$800 , but your contract is $1.80 or $37. I have 20k and need 80k for an operation , have 4 weeks to make 80 k or have to sell my house. Not the end of the world as I have a friend who will accomodate me for some time , but don't really want to lose my house. Any stock picking that I make can't make 4x in 4 weeks. I can try calls for small amounts of my money and it will add up. |
| Bears on suicide watch\n\nBulls chilling with big booty latinas |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Canweskipthatpart** bet **SPY** goes from **737.36** to **705.0** before **16-May-2026 05:47 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet SPY 705 8d |
| SPY -0.02% AH\n\n#BOLS. R. FUK. |
| Yes, I have a full time job and time but this hurts a lot |
| Yes you really should!! \n\nNow do the dollar!! |
| Right? I’ve lost more than 12K in a day a whole bunch of times. |
| I'm the regarded bear that's been holding back investing into the indexes since 2022 cause I've been waiting for the big crash, I'm honestly about to snap and dump my entire cash pile into QQQ cause whatever I buy goes down and I just want this stupid bubble to be over with |
| Market top will be when qqq price is +10 against spy |
| same fuckk\n\ntiming the market did not win this time |
| A positive percent of a negative number is a negative number |
| They just need some influencers pushing Groupon. |
| You might be on to a winner ad campaign |
| MicroPieceOfShit |
| yes. I regret my choice |
| Bought the SNDK dip after earnings at 997$ |
| Wtf is happening with MRAM after hours |
| Hold on, I think it’s time to sell, so I’ll do that real quick. Then it’ll really moon. |
| If you genuinely think this is a repetition of previous cycles then oh boy |
| It needs to lean in to using trash to generate power |
| Bad. I just wanted to diagnose. Had to rollback. |
| Omfg, I sold at bell, goddamnit |
| yeah same and mosy people i know too. economy is deeply ficked and needs a kickstart or some shit . cant explain this any othet way |
| Thank you for your attention to this matter.\n\nPraise be to Allah. |
| porque no los dos? |
| Quitter! |
| I just logged in and saw my port blow up 🚀🚀🚀 |
| I'm just happy I finally made a profit from Pop Mart 🥰 |
| ⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⢿⣿⡟⠛⠷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡛⠅⠁⠈⠈⠘⠳⠀⠀⢒⠀⠀⠀⡠⠊⠉⠉⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀\n⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⣰⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠾⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠻⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆\n⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⣿⢌⣿⡷⢄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⠀⣸⣿⡏⢡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠊⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⢿⡄⠀⡀⠀⠀⠙⢿⡯⢀⡻⢿⡿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣻⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⠀⢀⣿⣷⡛⢿⣿⣿⣷⣿⡍⠀⠷⣦⢄⣀⣼⡇⢫⣰⠆⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣓⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟\n⣀⣼⣧⡌⠳⣤⠿⣿⡿⣿⣶⣤⣴⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠸⡕⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠿⠁⠘⣿⣿⡟⠀\n⣩⡵⢤⠟⢄⠘⢤⡘⢇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣥⣎⠁⠀⠀⢒⣠⣦⣦⣴⡇⠀⠀⣬⣿⣿⠃⠀\n⠸⣷⣟⠱⡀⠳⢤⡀⠀⠳⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⢿⣿⣇⢀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⣯⣲⠀\n⢷⢌⣿⡆⣉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⡏⠙⠛⠿⠿⠃⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢠⣿⡷⡳⠃⠀\n⡙⢿⣿⣿⡿⣦⣤⠄⠀⢸⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣆⣤⣾⣯⠞⠁⠀⠀\n⠈⢦⡹⣾⣿⣾⡟⠛⠀⠀⢺⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⣅⣨⡟⠻⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⢤⡄⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣩⢟⠕⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ |
| Sigh. Another day. More poor bears crying. 🐻🐻🐻😍😍 |
| Find me where RSI hit 80 and then had another +2% day in tandem with it. Those RSI it’s barely moving up/down and there is always at least a -1% day mixed in there very soon afterwards. This is unprecedented. |
| Let's see how long you're gonna try to prove to me you're not upset. 🤣 |
| (The following morning) |
| I lost 30k and now trying to make it back |
| One of my POET calls is up 571%. Go POET! |
| Wrong she doesn't love me |
| Sold 200 shares of AMD at 295. |
| why is a cuck fantasy the first thing that pops into your head |
| MRAM +40% AH\n\nFml I sold my position |
| Congrats! |
| I am with you! |
| None were prepared for the silliness |
| They reaffirmed guidance. People we're hoping for raised guidance. They also said they plan to convert 36% of their backlog into revenue over the next 24 months, which was underwhelming, that amounts to an average of 4B per quarter. People were hoping for a much faster track to profitability but that basically says in 2 years they still won't be making any money. The minute I heard it I bought puts at the 100 strike for august. |
| In a good way or bad way? |
| I’d dump it all into something safe and live off of it, it I guess I’m a weirdo |
| Am I in the RKLB sub?\n\nJust walked in, how bout dat one 🚀? |
| $WM needs to announce an AI chip or something |
| A sell off seem like a myth now a days at least with calls my losses are locked in and I can move on with my day but with earning looking good across the board I don’t know what would be a catalyst for a big 20-20% drop this doesn’t seem like a dot com bubble situation there’s tons of in structure and supply chains that are being built around this |
| #POET GONNA TAP 12 |
| Well you came to the right place for advice. |
| Glad I’ve learned my buy and hold lesson with small positions. Gutting seeing shit run. |
| Bought ARGX before closing just because Gemini told me so. |
| I'm somehow up 54% I have NO idea how... |
| Yep if you’re trading way out of the money or long dated, there’s no liquidity. That presents market makers with higher carry risk, so that’s reflected in the higher spreads. You should probably learn how markets work before trading derivatives. |
| oh my god |
| Oh fuck MRAM just pumped 40% AH |
| Crazy how you made money on them during their last few months |
| I would just go 70% cash and rebalance once the market cools off. |
| Is it in the room? Can you feel it? |
| Start with 3M actually |
| Dude MU was the king meme stock in 2018. |
| People are so weird. If I had half that much, you'd never see or hear from me again. |
| SPY 650 too |
| If QQQ price flips SPY we all get vaporized |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| You're a gambling addict. congratulations |
| show me $500 and ill short it again |
| ##^Here’s 🐻 repellent 🌈🏳️🌈🦄🐻* |
| Made $810 today. That’s like 28,744% higher than my average. Because my average starts with “-“ |
| since when was reuters a paywall? |
| Why |
| Bodybuilding.com forum was peak internet |
| Welp, I have puts going through august so we'll see |
| Holding over the weekend feels like a dangerous move |
| why isn't it Thursday................. KEEP IT \*OPEN\* |
| It changes the balance in these accounts.... |
| SPY 800 in play\n\nCalls on Chips |
| Forgot to link the tip jar rookie |
| and im still your daddy |
| NYC and London don't care. |
| Give some to local orgs that support kids in your area. |
| I held soxl from $8 to $80 successfully selling option all the way without being exercised. Finally got exercised at $80, then it rips to $160 a few days later sheesh |
| Did a girl 💨 on you? |
| 240 the week after that! 340 the week after that!! Lmao |
| I asked Opus to debug my code and went to get water. It changed half the file. |
| It is the year 2060. 70% the earth's surface is covered by MU and SNDK foundries. DRAM goes up by 10% on a daily basis. INTC P/E is at 954539. MSFT is still at $415 because fuck your calls. |
| Wow all caps. That’s how you know it’s serious |
| This is actually the quickest rally in history |
| Yes she is still your mother |
| Heck yeah |
| Options has a wheel now we have one! |
| who is there |
| The only useful reminder on this sub |
| Nah I bought at 89 |
| Bro can you donate me like 800 bucks pls |
| I love my job\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/gg36qw01hzzg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca4dfa16d4afe7714aceb4f7011deeb4e2c3c50c |
| I'm that rtard that LOST money on intell hahahahahahahahahahahahaha\n\nBought at 47.8 sold at 46 in march\n\nFuuuuuck me.\n\nAND I invested an additional 5k in NVDA instead of my first idea to put it in Sandisk, a year ago. \n\nI just keep on winning |
| I have a December put as a hedge, but you might be better off longing oil instead of this short dated stuff |
| <1 and forward PE is like 12x. compared to SNDK and MU it’s only up 100% so it’s cheap |
| Might be time to jump back into 0DTE calls feel like I'm missing out since these pumps won't stop |
| We'll see how it goes |
| Saw OPs post last night and laughed at the comments. Saw RKLB this morning and had to check back lol. Comment section are the regards now 😂 |
| what if your mom tried to sell you for crack money? should you still call her? |
| Tech has been on a run. Goodbye SPY and hello QQQ. Time to switch |
| So no updates on this horseshit one page deal thing? |
| Big rocket lab, believer here, and LUNR was my biggest moneymaker last year\n\nI think LUNR is gonna do the same thing this week with its earnings call.\n\nDo you have any calls for next Friday? What are your LUNR holdings? |
| Thank you sir. I’ll be alright. Angry is a not a strong enough word for today but hey emotion doesn’t have any place in the market.\n\nA month long break for my sanity will be good |
| nvda did just that 4 years ago |
| Spent hours trading this week. Hours. Had two days free, traded all day. If I had just fucking held what I bought on Monday, they're all up huge and I could've shut off my account and checked back at close today and had made much more money. Instead traded in and out and make thousands less and wasted time\n\nAmd 410\nMU 670\nMU 705\niren 60\nQualcomm 185\nQualcomm 220 |
| Can’t trust the numbers. They’re padded now. Which is exactly how they want it - to not trust data so they can do whatever they want. |
| Ok, thanks for your thoughts! |
| Thanks, will look into the Wheel strat for PL earnings |
| RKLB usually pumps twice then dumps. Should see $125 then pullback to $90 if I had to guess. |
| Puts the lotion on the skin |
| keep your head up |
| don't forget to call your mother on sunday. she's the only women that has ever loved you |
| I imagine that feels like watching your wife get banged by a larger man and using tears as lube. Does it? |
| As crazy as it sounds, and I have been stopped out on shorts a few times already on this melt up, I think QQQ might not stop until 765. It’s a significant fib extension IMO from recent highs to lows and also from 2025 highs to lows. |
| All Iran has to do is buy calls so they can rebuild civilizations it’s too easy |
| up 300% as of today |
| Literally what my Boss told me today (except he referred to my work this year to date) |
| https://preview.redd.it/x4b4n9gqgzzg1.jpeg?width=1402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd6275082438f778cc706ac31e25665ad6e394f4 |
| It was far from an epiphany for me, its just the truth and people need to be aware of that. Thanks for your concerns tho |
| Lost 15k. Clawing my way up. Now at -4k hehe |
| #EVERYTIEM BER SHORT POET IT GOE BAX UP AGIN 😉 |
| That goofy was caught poaching clams and trying to sell them to Chinese restaurants a few days ago, it’s hilarious. |
| Higher g 🤑 |
| knock knock 🐻 |
| Why tf did I buy LEAPs in RDDT and IBIT 3 months ago, if I bought any tech or AI stock I’d be fucking rich rn |
| Yeah I checked my ouija board and it says the same thing. |
| Right, I’m grateful. So wish I bought more cheap 410C though |
| I’m on your team buddy. Tarded market |
| PEG? |
| Yes everyone since everyone has 401k invested |
| Nice, keep doing that |
| OP has 2 million to deposit, I think he’s already living a life of basic luxury |
| School isn’t finished yet, tuition continues 💰🔥 |
| I’d stick with the meme stocks, UUUU, USAR etc for the pump and dump. NB and TMQ got some of those tailwinds last time too\n\nIdk about quantum, I’m expecting a tech sell off in the next week or two. Speculation doesn’t do as well on risk factors it seems. I am really looking forward to INFQ’s earnings though |
| thanks man |
| Gains |
| so everyones up 30-50% ytd? economy is in a mess |
| Imagine listening to a boss when SNDK is at 1500 |
| consider it an expensive lesson and move forward. just dont do the same stupid shit that got you here. it's only a failure if you dont learn from it. you have a LOT of time ahead to make up for it |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1oe7lvb/any_predictions_on_the_financial_market/nl1vc73/\n\nHolding since Dec 24, up 318%, avg cost $29.87 |
| INTC to 140 by mid-week! |
| I should know it dosent pay to be a gay bear |
| SPY LEAPs are a good way to "safely" accelerate gains |
| Every day I tell myself it's too expensive to buy now, every day it goes +10% |
| Another victory for A.I, and another 3 months of “the bubble will pop” |
| Fr fr thems rookie ass numbers, man up!\n\n |
| Options? Don't do options. |
| It is clear the author of this post does not understand what a TL;DR is |
| Lost $20k on decorative gourd futures this week. 💅 |
| To the moon!! (Literally) 🚀 🌝 |
| I somehow sneaked away today with $400 on puts. |
| Is MU going higher next week or sell AH? |
| Lmfao 🤣 what a bunch of BS!!! Manufacturing is on the toilet, tech jobs are dying as fast as possible due to AI, as well as distribution jobs due to AI, housing is slowing which means construction is slowing! This economy is SHIT |
| you know you can still buy it now right? like it's still available for purchase? |
| Monday I lost my money 💰 \n\ntoday was just boring |
| I wouldn’t recommend outsider trading guys, it’s not as profitable |
| Solar is looking more appealing (see sunrun earnings) but I am questioning this one at this earnings vs later. They are doing a pre-market earnings I assume because they’re going to announce losses as they continue capex for the factory. \n\nDo you have more evidence for confidence on the earnings this time? The 1 month run up pre-earnings and the jump today is to price in any potential beat so buying now is either bag holding or landing at the price imo. |
| Just getting started too |
| If it helps, I sold AMD 1 week ago (tbf I have harsh restrictions due to my employer being very strict and the window to sell AMD closed like a day after) and I sold Rheinmetall back when it was at 300, hope this helps. There are ups and downs, as long as there are more ups you are fine! |
| You did good today, boy, but can you do more on Monday? |
| It gets worse |
| Sub 100k checking in 🫡 |
| You could gift me 50k ? |
| i’m 23 and my life feels so miserable after losing 20k this year |
| Where's the new weekly earnings thread? |
| in case anyone was wondering, it's me. im the regard holding puts over the weekend |
| Nice gains but I'm still kicking myself for not getting in when you first posted about it in December. Been watching from sidelines like an idiot while this thing rockets up. |
| Can you send me $1000 for my feet pics. Im a staff accountant btw |
| boner pills always rise to the occassion |
| Weekly recap: \nGot the flu, bronchitis, pinkeye, and lost 20k so I guess you could say it was a pretty terrible week |
| I read somewhere that some hedge fund manager was “very long” on micron don’t remember who it was but that was enough for me lol |
| I don’t know why people say they are scared of a new pandemic. The hentaivirus seems like it could be a good change of pace. |
| I was almost all in on semis and just happen to have some other stuff |
| gonna look at HWAY. rheinmettal gonna win over the middle east for air defense. keep up the good work iran ur doing the Emperors work |
| I actually think you're right |
| lol I forgot this is wsb and not fire 😂\n\nDisregard |
| Year is 3020 and MSFT is pushing users to adopt copilot. It's still trading in the 400s |
| +20% on QQQ in a month can't go wrong |
| PENG still ripping AH |
| So over the last hundred years the return is 7,39% and at that rate it takes you a little less than 10 years to double your money, and depending on your taxes it takes you prob closer to 15 years to double your money. |
| I lost like $8k on this which was an enormous sum for me at the time |
| IMAGINE HATING AMERICA SOOO MUCH THAT YOU WOULD BET AGAINST THE GREATEST ECONOMY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD \n\nIMAGINE THAT YOU WOULD BE WILLING TO SACRIFICE THE SAVINGS OF YOURS AND YOUR FAMILIES FUTURE BECAUSE OF A LACK OF FAITH AND CONVICTION IN AMERICA… OF ALL PLACES \n\nGOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOOD RIDDANCE TO ITS DOUBTERS \n\n🐻🪦💀\n\n🐂🇺🇸💵💵💵\n\n |
| I agree with you but if the same thing happens where even though the projected inflation is much higher, and the actual comes lower even though it’s higher than last month the market will rally. We are in a bull market right and they want any excuse to rally. I was bearish as well but unless war truly breaks out then, market will pump. |
| in all honesty, at this point, who the fuck keeps selling calls of MU or SanDisk? |
| Yeah I sold 400 shares at 92 thinking surely it won’t keep going up much. Also sold 3000 shares of PL when I could have had 4x the gains. The looming feeling that the market could dump at any moment has me exiting everything early. Left 15k on the table this week but at least I didn’t lose money… |
| tech telecom we are letting union workers go. hiring non union. it just feels...so weird w no CAPEX or expansion plans |
| Is there a polymarket about mango instituting the first annual hunger games? |
| They're too poor to pay their lawyers to shut down beloved fan projects these days |
| yes I am thank you friend |
| Hmmmm anyone request Cerebras Shares? I dont wanna get banned for 6 months if i sell |
| Damn HiMS is up a whole 2 bucks this week |
| you could gift me some cash so you don't need to pay tax on it |
| $mndy gonna pop hard on Monday |
| NOW |
| Honestly? I’d sell at least 2 million worth, save whatever you need for the tax liability and set that aside into something safe. Whether it be CDs or a money market fund. Just have it so you have a safety net that pays you an income. Then whatever you want man. I’d do the whole damn thing but I understand you won’t do that lol. |
| Right ! |
| When you don’t own Semis right now it’s all gae |
| can i get a DMery doo? |
| MU is crazy |
| Qqq is up 30% in a month . 😬\n\nI don't think it's a good thing for this market . |
| Sounds like the.com bubble |
| Brings me joy this week, so many of our wsb apes have left Wendy’s into real housing with a side of lambo |
| Mag 7 centipede |
| What happened? |
| META |
| Just put it in your mouth |
I think this is the reason MU SNDK +15% today. Lmk if not\n\nAnthropic weighs fundraising for near $1 trillion valuation, FT reports\n\n reuters.com www.reuters.com |
| What is the single best buying opportunity in this crazy market right now? |
| When being smart is dumb |
| Oh yeah spy at 800 won’t be a joke |
| Did you sell the 84c? Then, yeah. They’re gone. Sell a put and do the wheel. |
| Congratulations man! 🥂fuck you too by the way |
| Sell the news, buy the rumor ? |
| Fucking archer is going to the damn moon |
| It takes a quarter for it to start reflecting, its a delayed effect. Idk about others but ive started noticing large price increases in my grocery costs too, donuts up 30% cucumbers 50% from a month ago. Q3 is gonna be bad. |
| Are you okay?\n\n |
| Everyone waiting for "the dip" or saying we can't go higher should study feb–jun 2017.\n\nNasdaq hit RSI 80+. then went another 10% higher. RSI cooled off as it went higher. |
| Imagine watching that huge dip yesterday and deciding to buy Puts instead of Calls. |
| Agreed |
| Are you calling Geddadog an AMD guy?????\nAre you calling him that because he is posting logical information with idealistic standards? I am confused. |
| How did you find out about it way back then?? What made you buy it |
| Over the past ten days, the chances of me ever getting on a cruise ship have gone from 1% down to 0%. |
| They obviously have calls by they way they are letting mango control the headlines during market hours |
| Congrats, so many intel bros finally making money to get out the dumpster and into the lambo with a 10/10 |
| Now imagine the pump when the war is over. |
| Fuck yeah! Looking to get to 150+! Daddy’s got calls ballz deep into |