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| I read the sentence three times and still don't understand it, wth! 😅 |
| the guy in the picture looks like a Graham Stephan thumbnail |
| this guy really destroyed the middle east and wants to them to pay for it. puts on puts on this clown administration |
| POST THE HOTLINE |
| LMAO! yeah we are closeing below 630 for sure |
| 5 years later and I’m green overall 😩 |
| It's funny how we're basically back to where futes were yesterday before the 🌮 |
| Bring back Sleepy Joe. Literally doing nothing would have us SP 8000 |
| Weeks ago |
| The US is going full retard and you guys try to call a bottom LMAO |
| jpow has two levers. rates. and talking about rates. \n\n |
| Drill baby drill |
| Holy fuck this is regarded. |
| I adore this man |
| shit he might drop a nuke to stop people talking about the market |
| Pltr, see you at 120 eow |
| There are no safe havens. So we Bogle. |
| The sound also drives the whales insane. |
| Right there with you little buddy however my strat has been margin with Spyi and Qqqi which is making it just a little more palatable |
| 🎶🎵Got to know when to hold em...KNOW WEN 2 FOLD EM🎶🎵 |
| When Panic ?\n\n |
| MSFT finally red, a highlight to this day, with SPY and QQQ being the maim course |
| War is bullish I thought. That was the sentiment around here for a few weeks as it unfolded. Turns out it was not bullish at all!! |
| Can we lose 238.90 on iwm already lol |
| Switch to a cash acct so you don’t overtrade. At least that helped me get consistent gains |
| nothing is stopping this madness |
| Thursday. Allah told me |
| Look how they massacred my boy |
| About to be roaring through the 20s here on SPY. damn. We about to open at 617 or somrthing? |
| this is obviously not my only short position but ya'll thought i was crazy that even XOP would come down lol |
| Free registration? Surely there won't be 10000 joke signups |
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| The vix made you its bitch. |
| You really bought 10k of 0.01 options.. |
| !banbet crwv 59 15d |
| gotta play what's been easily given to you, simple as otherwise you won't survive until the market becomes bullish |
| Are you talking about how we went down lower? Likely\n\nOr how we pumped back up because he 🌮'd? He doesn't have the cards lol |
| Something about falling knives 😒 🤔 |
| That's the opposite of what he should do. \n\nHe needs to offer a ceasefire in exchange for strait opening. \n\nHe might also need to throw in some remittances.... |
| Broke 630 |
| So which is it? SaaS is dead, or AI will never turn a profit? Only two weeks ago, SaaS stocks were getting sold after every Claude update, but today they are all up. |
| MM’s really fucked any Friday buyers. Only really made money if you sold calls right at market open |
| 600 P's for 4/11 anyone? |
| https://preview.redd.it/r3q4kzath8sg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73d6d88b81e88514ca36a7a4b29ba1816bf86f7 |
| Got hit up for a job in Vegas, probably the last place I should live. |
| 2 more weeks? Mango is that you? |
| Congrats brother trader. |
| Netanyahu is the reason meta isn’t red |
| i'm being careful here:\n\nbill ackman on cnbc saying buy stocks (he is offloading his bags) |
| Studies show that AI Data Centers were the leading cause of cancer in 2025. |
| But birds aren't real |
| Someone fix the 630 wall it seems to have crumbled |
| Still watching my sold positions and I could have gained more. 🙁 |
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| This is all because NVDA made the entire earnings month look bad. Goes to show you, don't try hard. |
| wow. puts on pretty much anything would have yielded some great returns today. holding them or loading up this morning. good thing I chose META 🫠 |
| Between that and trump getting elected... Yikes |
| Fuuuuuuuck yeah. |
| I'm sold. Buying now. |
| Similar with my dad. “You build your house yet? Huh? Your investments tanked 10% and your company lost out on multiple R&D opportunities because Trump canceled the funding? HUH? I’m sure it will get better soon.”\n\nSix months later: “You build your house yet? HUH? Your investments are down 30% and you didn’t get paid last month? HUH? Well trust me this war will all be over soon and end great.”\n\nThey are so braindead it hurts.\n |
| 480 by mid-terms if he keep this up. I say we hogtie him, grease him up, and offer him to the Iranians with an apple in his mouth as a gesture of good will. Throw in Kegsbreath and Vance too. |
| "Can no longer afford food?" was directed to bols holy hell |
| They got Venezuela already and it's the endgame of the regime change in Iran, which is happening. It didn't go quite as planned but I trust uncle Sam to find an Iranian general corrupt enough to make a deal and oust the mollahs |
| Spy must be in her period |
| And….MSFT is red. |
| You already have a bet going - XOP to 175.0 before 09-Apr-2026 02:28 PM -05 |
| it do go down |
| The limit does not exist! |
| 600 wen |
| "Great progress has been made" towards reducing permabulls ports to nothing |
| !banbet |
| The worst decision of your life so far |
| > 🫵😂\n\n[Image](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S05E15/167082.jpg?b64lines=IChsYXVnaGluZykKIFlPVSBTVFVQSUQtLSA=) |
| No offense, but don't make excuses for countries with money like Australia being absolute retards. |
| Me 2 😔 |
| Yes |
| It's ok\n\nI didn't like money anyway |
| tHiS iS dEfFiNiTeLy ThE bOtToM |
| The fuck you on about? I distinctly remember let's go Brandon saying inflation and debt were an asset and my brain is too smooth to question it. |
| 🤣 |
| Just checked my Roth, it's made $100 in the last YEAR lol. |
| 45,000 dollars |
| Until the war is over....we are not going to see this go up. \n\nExpect a sunken tanker here in the next 2 weeks and then brace yourself. |
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| Mae this ship go down ! |
| Wednesday, don't ask me how I know |
| !banbet spy 600 5d |
| 🤦♂️ |
| This won't happen for a bit, but at some point the coming global recession will lead to demand destruction in oil which will in-turn lower prices. \n\nI can't wait for people to not understand that concept. |
| What, and miss the opportunity to blow a firehose of shit over the entire world? |
| It’s kinda funny actually that it’s the EXACT fkin play as Friday…. Exact! |
| Ohhhhhh she drilling now 😁 Blood red and it’s only Monday! \n\nMango 🥭 got no juice left \n |
| waitaminute… how is DRIP up like 4% |
| I wave the white flag, down 30% in the past week. |
| I think the leaderboard price does not match the actual stock price |
| I guess all equities trend to 0 now |
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| I'll start buying when we drop another 10% |
| That's me! |
| Down 1000 now? |
| Dixon Mayez presents, a major motion picture, The Legend of SPY 620\n\nComing soon to faces near you. |
| It's a fucking ETF, not a stock. |
| been there for a whily myman |
| Iranian tweet guy is the new Roaring Kitty |
| I know its highly improbable, but imagine if mango isn't bullshitting and the deal actually gets done, would be an extinction event for the bears, somehow I feel that would fuck up everything even more |
| Don't need to ignore the evidence of failure if you can't find it, points to head. |
| People trying to catch the knife are going to declare bankruptcy after today |
| And then it got worse |
| Obama! |
| O&G companies are among Trump's biggest donors, and they don't want more renewables, so the government has put up roadblocks to prevent renewables. |
| The ruggggg |
| imagine if you bought puts. |
| Rookie numbers |
| you could tell me tomorrows closing price and i'd still find a way to lose money |
| Iran won't agree to any talks without approval of all their 5 points |
| at least i don't trade on margarine |
| Was up $200 today and then got greedy and you know what happened after that |
| The Dow is at 45k! |
| Ego wouldn’t allow it |
| Just bought some SPY puts guys bottom is in |
| It was a scary ride but we eating now yaya |
| Do bols really think that we can taco our way out of this? This war ain’t a unilateral tariff situation. Iran, Israel, Saudi Arabia have pretty strong thoughts on this war. \n\nI hope this gets resolved for the sake of us all, but it aint getting solved by a tweet |
| And held* |
| NOW IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY |
| I lost $100k of my asset YTD\n\nThanks 🥭 |
| All the strongest performers are getting sold. Memory no longer a safe haven. |
| Got used as liquidity |
| does a sex worker not work when theyre laid off? |
| Microsoft having one of its best days might close flat! |
| Why am I so bad with options lmao |
| Realization that it will not be taco tuesday tomorrow. |
| Little guy fine? |
| Between the butt cheeks |
| Green by close |
| Inverse Japan every trade |
| “We” LMAO |
| Time to dust my spy 600 hat 🤠 \n🫠😭🪦 |
| Good work to those who bought puts at open |
| The art of the deal |
| Kamala = SPY $1000 |
| Are we buying CRWV at these levels? |
| Or maybe high oil prices directly impacts nvidias profits and they’re selling to reflect the risk? |
| You first |
| Yes. Sell everything. It's over. |
| time to buy jail stocks? |
| Buy you get late night booty calls |
| \*ATL |
| Dont forget to sell and take profits, or youll have a nothingburger in worst case....\n\n |
| Cause he needs to sound like a strongman and can’t show weakness… this is so dumb |
| I wouldn't base my opinions on tourism, sheer number of populations and propaganda sway this too much. Western governments fear kidnapping so a government handler must go with you, which is a huge deterrent. Not to mention, they were bombed by the US last year, another huge deterrent for most travelers. |
| I'll tell you day trading 0D has been so lovely these past few weeks |
| Go ahead |
| During times of war meat is scarce and the bovine will get eaten |
| 👍🏽 |
| Because our government is so stupid that we paid a penalty of $1 billion in penalty to a french company to cancel a wind power farm off the coast. |
| So you’re telling me that overnight pump was a joke? LMAO |
| Why so unoptimistic, SPY? |
| I feel attacked. |
| I don't think these two things are inherently related or relevant to one another in this context. The fed has two mandates, price stability and maximum employment. This does not mean the economy. A good economy is a byproduct of successfully managing these things. The rate cut is justifiable due to oil prices if we have a protracted war. To signal now would be a fair thing to do, but it would also serve to convey strength to this administration that intimidation does not work.\n\nAlso, the market is already trying to price in 0 rate cuts in 2026 if you take a look at the fed watch tool. The timing is early for the fed to signal a rate hike, so it would be defiant to this administration, but by no means is it unjustifiable with the current state of the geopolitical world. |
| Surely we buy the dip |
| The policies are going to be anti-clean energy, but once he leaves office, you know that shit will pop. Buy it while it is beat up. DCA CNRG and forget about it. |
| damn should not have sold my 0dte puts for just 50% profit |
| Bah! Had 637 puts this morning and sold for a 10% gain. |
| I expected this actually. Is it true?!? Who would they really send anyway? (There’s no way this is true…) |
| bearish chat isn’t the sign of the bottom, dead chat is the sign |
| Headlines should read:\n\nOverpriced market barely down 10% as existential risks plague the globe. |
| Ez reversal 700 eod |
| You can only identify a bubble in retrospect, you guys |
| Just got to get Trump to ask. |
| Using margin has been the worst decision of my life |
| Iran denies launching them. Interesting dynamic. |
| Smart money legit salivating at the thought of retail panic selling NVDA so they can load up for cheap |
| Where is Tom lie this week after calling capitulation last week? Huh |
| Ez money |
| In the end Burry was wrong again. The market dump not because of A.I but because of War.\n\nHaha |
| I am so happy my gay ass stopped with options and switched to shares two weeks ago |
| #BOLS LMAO |
| Remember when NVDA was a 5T company?\n\nKWAAAAAAAAAB |
| # The mm outside looked from bull to bear, and from bear to bull, and then from one regard to another leveraged regard; but already it was impossible to say which was which |
| 5 trillion looking close to that price |
| Imagine J POW raise rates at his last meeting, a perfect f u on his way out. |
| Mango\`s tweet treatment no longer working, we might actually see the flush eventually |
| Tom Lee burner? |
| If they weren't so cocky all the time I would agree |
| Tonight we party like it's July of 2025 |
| When I die delete my trading history so my bros dont see it. (I bought puts this morning and theyre up a lot). |
| Gets some red hats to throw money into the incinerator |
| no bounce is bad. |
| Looks like this admin is retarted |
| Most people got used to the sub-5% unemployment except for Covid, so whatever the outcome will be, it won't be pleasant. |
| Exactly, we have hit da bottom until next year |
| Iran doesn't have a physical nuclear bomb, but they have a digital one that will obliterate the US markets. Their best weapon thus far. |
| > TRUMP: WE ARE LOOKING AT SENDING ICE AGENTS TO HANDLE THE SITUATION ON WALL STREET |
| Whats funny is idk what happened in the past hour lol |
| my MU investment is now down $15. can someone here please feel bad for me? |
| Thank mr mango, I'm so tired of winning that I willingly gave up on my yearly gains 🤩 |
| Bruh |
| Aw, thanks AutoMod |
| Why did this get deleted? You can still read the article on the guardian site. I’m emptying my accounts and maxing out all my accounts. They don’t have rules why should I? |
| Didn’t want to retire anyway |
| They'll always prioritize employment over inflation anyway cause they're fucking pussies. |
| 2 more weeks and the bears will need to call the wambulance. Should probably buy everything. |
| Because oil and natural gas lobbyists spent billions to convince you that wind and solar are gay and woke. \n\nMeanwhile China spent the last decade going balls to the wall in renewable energy and their oil use has peaked |
| Several trillion but maybe still worth |
| Trump needs to stop following up "talks are going great" with we will blow up your shit if Strait remains closed |
| Disaster |
| Cheap energy and oil calls, thanks MMs |
| i was watching fox news, they were talking about how we are progressing through this conflict earlier than expected, then i noticed something... \n\n \nthe ticker was actually gone |
| it's gotta be april 2nd right... |
| My mom says wait at least 6 months before making any major decisions. |
| is it over? |
| https://preview.redd.it/kmidy0bah8sg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edf304476759ef6ab50509ebd41aa8b2396874e6 |
| When are you all gonna use your 2nd amendment rights? |
| It’s priced in |
| Sir this is a casino |
| Can meta fucking go red already |
| chip stocks are still overvalued.. |
| https://preview.redd.it/b0fcwlf8h8sg1.png?width=1320&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c689e0b730eeb1f7b3cceffda431478eac7c075\n\nTruer than ever before in ber market kek. |
| FREAK THE FUCK OUT |
| Bulls brains are splattered all over the wall |
| 3% away from losing all of the 2025 gains. St this rate that'll be wed/thur |
| Strait |
| we got no food, we got no jobs, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!! |
| lol at bulls i guess, but i really get no joy from it |
| But with some blown up schools and oil at twice the price from destroyed facilities! |
| Absolute bloodbath only going to get worse |
| No resolution in sight… |
| And Clippy never made me seriously consider quitting a well-paying job to not have to deal with his fan base |
| wait til you see what happened in April 2025 |
| -7% days are exceptionally rare. What's far more common is slow bleeds over months that destroys everyone's morale |
| Lol why are bulls panicking so much, its like they havent experience the covid sell off or mango tariff sell off. Its going to get much worst if both sides of strait get closed off and ground troops are deployed |
| Ok, so they are taking ships on the high seas. How is Iran not a pirate kingdom now? |
| Its okay bools. Every one falls for Cheeto's ~~1st~~ ~~2nd~~ ~~3rd~~ ~~4th~~... you know what 🫵😂 nvm |
| Clearly if oil is expensive then literally EVERYTHING else is completely worthless. Seems legit. |
| Don’t by calls don’t by calls, play with your balls, play with your balls, fuck it I’m buying calls |
| Jeez margin will be calling tomorrow 😮💨 |
| can I get a drink carrier, please |
| Man if jobs come in soft this week, spy 600 no longer a meme |
| And talk like a regard lol |
| Exponential curve unreal |
| It’s a trap! Uranus |
| Its a show about how the US won the war but also how they are preparing for war and that Trump negotiated peace ✌️ |
| Considering that tweet, they are at least keeping an eye on it. Nu-wars are mind-boggling! |
| A tweet is gonna fuck up your puts if you're playing with 0/1 DTE ones now |
| My puts were down 70% mid day now they’re up 200 let’s go |
| Hm almost like I heard that over the weekend and this morning. |
| He's trying his hardest to taco and it isn't working |
| It's rainin men |
| I have an iPhone 8 dawg |
| I predicted a red day but not this red.. maybe closer to flat holy LOL |
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| SPY making a lower low and VIX not making a higher high. This often marks a counter-trend rally soon |
| cuck behavior fr |
| Mandatory fuck you and congrats |
| more of this please. I dont have puts, I just think we deserve this\n\n |
| We were at 685 and flirting with 700 March 4th |
| I'd love to talk dirtier but I'd get banned... |
| Tweet incoming |
| So much winning on the horizon, lads!!! |
| The good news is that the one year chart is coming up on liberation day as it’s starting point. Everything still looks green as fuck with that reference. |
| 625 in 10 min |
| Now is a good time to buy. |
| AMZN going back under $200 |
| It's wild that all he had to do was nothing and just coast for 4 years lol |
| Can we call a circuit breaker and lay off the Bols today? I think they’ve had enough let’s keep it classy |
| The put/call ratio went down, I wonder who is buying calls |
| Slightly disagree - this will expedite the AI race, losers will be weeded out sooner |
| Naw. He lost his sauce |
| So is the end goal of this war to reopen the straight like it was before the war? Lmao |
| 🍟in 🛍️ |
| What a time to be alive. He knows he will be remembered as worst in all of history so I bet he will do his best to ensure there is no future |
| MU, I'm about to MU my life away |
| imagine hiring the guy who filed for bankruptcy 6 times |
| this is what tech gets for being a bunch of nerds on ai scooters |
| Didn’t say it was rational |
| Ho Lee Fuk |
| Gonna need more minerals tho |
| Stairs down |
| No u |
| >The Iran war was meant to be a quick expedition.\n\nI'm not sure where you're sourcing this info, BUT you might re-think said source. |
| There is no bottom \n\nWhere is your god now |
| Because those in government are bribed by fossil fuel companies to slow the transition to renewables. \n\nMost people underestimate how much government policy is driven by corruption. |
| Thats true if you're retarded and ignore what influence American investors have on the world. Sure other nations can but anti ESG sentiment lead by ameican populism has seen decreased funding and importance on companies esg metrics. |
| Because a significant part of the ruling party's voting base is convinced that electricity causes forced homosexual conversion.\n\n\nSee: any FB thread involving EVs or solar panels |
| Thinking about it |
| Hey bol, when i jump in at spy when its 375 in a couple weeks, i wish you to keep the same diamond hands on your $630 shares okay? Hold on tightly 🙌🐻 |
| I still believe |
| Just sold all of them except my week out puts, I’m taking a nap |
| We should be at 625 already damnit, thanks mangorangutan |
| We are just a Trump tweet away from ATH |
| The floor of today is the ceiling of tomorrow. Now repeat for the next two weeks. SPY 580. |
| Wind farm are a terrible idea. We are stopping many projects in Europe because studies shows that it’s really harmful for local environment (birds, people, landscape…). It is not a stable source, hard to store and still use a large amount of steel and concrete. The offshore option is the best one and is done massively in northern europe but very costly. \nHonestly the only realistic option for a carbon efficient, affordable and massive source of energy is Nuclear. Nothing come close. |
| Never thought a bol would be my bad random LMAO |
| Do they really? |
| Not if you lose 🙂 |
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| Bulls sitting at the bus stop blaring In the Arms of an Angel on their iPhone 11s. |
| Waiting for the “now is a good time to buy” signal. |
| It’s one of my buy indicators that the week will have a good opportunity. |
| God I love it when you talk dirty like that. |
| Yeeeeeeeeeeeee🩸 |
| Haven’t you ever heard of the P E T R O D O L L A R |
| War stock red and oil stock about to go red while oil keep pumping. \n\nI guess people is on the way out incase more weird stuff happens soon or maybe its monthly rebalance tomorrow 🤔 |
| tbh, there’s no way it’s not a little green tomorrow… |
| I mean it did already twice |
| Google sheets is free |
| 😔 |
| Nasdaq is only down 12% lol. We need it much lower for it to be considered a crash |
| Really bro, what clued you in? |
| Wouldn't help |
| Dumbest so far. Cuba is next |
| Going to mimic a bol phrase:\n\nWe haven't seen these prices since...Jul lol |
| you think with Kamala we'd be at 800? |
| ????\n\n7.5% OTM 0dte are literally a buck right now. |
| Where do you see SPY opening tomorrow? |
| Margin is callin |
| You learned a valuable lesson of either patience or of locking in your gains. You choose! |
| My n***a |
| I don’t even remember what the bull thesis was this a.m but please post loss porn |
| If SPY breaks $630 it's over |
| No service, cerveza |
| Cmon mango where's that further drop you were expecting? |
| Spx -8% this month, last time like this was in Sept 2022 |
| Struggling to hold 630....freefall after that |
| Some of yall saying because the chat is mostly bearish that the bottom is in like we didn’t just have an almost entirely bullish chat for all of 2025 |
| Even SNDK is down less than MU |
| Its completely and utterly official.\n\nTheres NOT ONE single bull left on this website. Congrats bears. Its completely over over OVER. Like…\n\nBulls are complete dust at this point.\n\nIm not even a bull or a bear but this is so sad to watch |
| knock, knock... \nWho's there? \nMargin! \nMargin who? \nMargin calling 😀 |
| Actually hilarious how we have a backwards trend back-to-back years. In March through April LMAO |
| How do stocks do in nuclear war? |
| 😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵🫵🤡🤡🤡 |
| This Thursday /Friday bers will prolapse every bol asshole doubling down currently. |
| I mean, bulls are losing so badly day by day the banter isn't even fun anymore. |
| Someone create a huge company and let’s all start insider trading |
| goddamnit. bottom is in boys |
| Remember you can only lose so much money but you can make infinite money |
| Regularly scheduled 10% correction from 52 week high |
| Bols think this is patriotic or something |
| This is fcking crazy |
| Hope you don’t have margin right now. That’s about to start hurting real bad |
| Losing so much because of the dumbest war in US history |
| pico top, advertising free food |
| Oh god , my ass hurts |
| whoever thought MU would keep going deserves to lose it all |
| Can anyone tell me if this a god call?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/uocdqy7vg8sg1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=6860c343bf677e98864c8060dc87c70edf32e6c9 |
| Tweet time soon |
| At least semis are wanted by other countries. |
| What’s Fox News showing? Footage from a county fair somewhere? |
| Worse, they're part of an Chinese hoax to make it *seem* like the planet is being destroyed and we're running out of fossil fuels. Which is why they have become the single largest producer of renewable energy. |
| y? |
| A good model for this taco will be how the South China Sea escalation with China went in his first term. |
| bulls? more like gay-ulls. hahaha am i right? |
| I mean you can't put a price on not having to hear Kamala's laugh, right? |
| Wait til they find out you can use AI to vibe code an oil company |
| Ai has been heavily inflated and was going to be corrected soon. This iran conflict is looking like that is the catalyst for the ai correction. Hopefully we can recover in some time though, I am stuck in a couple myself. Might pull the trigger and leave if a ground invasion starts. |
| Ok im pretty sure this one is fake 🕵️ 🕵️ 🕵️ |
| Well could really use a truth rocket. Maybe something about ships passing |
| Imagine thinking spy 700 is on the table lmaoooo. We havent even had a -7% day yet. |
| My analysis of UMAC and a schizo rambling.\n\n-nepotism with politicians that nobody is trying to be subtle about\n\n-[you have a U.S. presidents son who sits on the advisory board and is winning government contracts from the Pentagon, head of the Pentagon is friends with the president](https://www.war.gov/News/News-Stories/Article/Article/4346822/war-department-asks-industry-to-make-more-than-300k-drones-quickly-cheaply/)\n\n-they have [a facility that's getting expanded](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/unusual-machines-leases-17-000-210953698.html)\n\n-[ground forces are waiting in iran](https://www.military.com/benefits/2026/03/30/us-ground-forces-arrive-middle-east-iran-conflict-escalates.html) \n\n-If you've been on the internet long enough, you've seen those Ukraine/Russian drones videos chasing down poor bastards that are about to be blown up. Some poor bastard is gonna be a red mist on LiveLeak.\n\nIf a conflict actually starts. It's going to moon. |
| If you can't see it, it doesn't exist! |
| We should be in a free fall rn |
| Middle East’s major oil-producing countries have been selling their U.S. Treasurys, per MW |
| And this is just round one. Wait to see the increase(s) in 3-6 months. Energy companies need to kill demand for 10M+ barrels of oil a day and some LNG + more depending on how much infrastructure is destroyed in the Middle East. |
| Its 70% short? Jesus christ |
| Its over MU gang. See you at next ram cycle. |
| Nvda please go back up |
| Good luck with selling them Friday when the market is closed |
| Short or gtfo |
| Oh that’s a shrek on oil. No no no. No-no, no. Nooo. Don’t do that. |
| speculative investment and financialization will be our downfall. SPY to 300 please |
| wtf XOM |
| LMAO SPY not even putting up a fight. Just gave up the ghost LOL |
| It will break your hearts! |
| I UPGRADE MY ONLY FANS |
| NGL long term this isn't going to happen, if Iran blocks US ships but allows Chinese ships why wouldn't the US just impose its own toll and blow up non payers? |
| I, for one, welcome the dumbass bols in this thread, because the moment the last bol turns ghey, the bottom is in |
| Fry boy thinks we burn oil to create electricity. I think he spent too much time standing over the fryers. |
| PLTR -4.20% you love to see it |
| If it goes below 629 whatever number we hit today has to be the low of the week. Right? Hahaha |
| High beta stocks getting obliterated to front run the upcoming Covid on steroids world halt due to this energy crisis. $200 barrel coming to a country near you! Hope you’ve stocked up on water, we will soon be scavenging. |
| And it’s now be fearful when others are fearful |
| i scalped both today. worked for me. |
| He bankrupted another casino |
| Why is BULL a 🧸 |
| 2k loss? Gtfo |
| Uhhh Bulls you guys okay?\n |
| You guys are so fucked |
| i appreciate it man |
| U the man |
| USO is 70% short touching $130. Call volume spiking today. Going to be painful for the shorts if it keeps going |
| So uh hold puts overnight or nahhhh |
| Over the past week and a half he announced 2 ceasefires, one of which was violated by israel the same day, and the other was last years ceasefire agreement for an entirely different situation, as well a 5 day notice to open to strait, then said it was 10 days, all while boots are moving into position. No ceasefire will be announced this time. |
| MU gonna open under 300 tomorrow at this rate |
| ITS NEVER GOING TO BE GREEN EVER AGAIN |
| im glad no one has told agent orange about agent orange or we’d have a vietnam 2.0 in iran right now |
| We need a concerted investment strategy 👀 |
| Spy has been edging me for 10 minutes |
| I don’t want to admit I’m regarded, but I am officially restarted |
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| It'll hit 500 |
| Actual retard |
| News from this morning |
| Brutal pa |
| When all this shit finally gets settled it’s gonna be a date they include in “if you missed the 10 best trading days” videos. |
| Love it |
| Aug5 levels now |
| Can I use the R-word here? Listen up smooth brain.\n\nData centers run on nat gas, not oil, except for Elon's shitty Grok in Nashville. Gas actually went negative at Waha hub in Permian last week. Most gas in the US can't be exported due to infra constraints.\n\nNow, if you want to talk about big Ag and retail and consumer, sure. But not AI/data centers. |
| I hope stocks may never go back up |
| Fox News removed the stock ticker today? |
| He already has declared victory many times. |
| Doubt |
| So much winning, some would say too much in fact |
| I’m tired of winning |
| How am i gonna get my hair transplant? |
| service now?\n\n |
| They’re so dumb and easy to rug dude it’s unreal |
| Reality, you absolute moron. I know you read at a 4th grade level, but try to use a little bit of common sense and re-read the part where I said data centers ARE NOT run on crude oil and use natural gas, which the US is a net EXPORTER. |
| ***From the back of the classroom*** \nCause that's leftie talk and we can't have any of that. |
| Coming to a theater near you: 🌮 2.0, the Gaping of the Bull |
| secretary is fake and ghei |
| 💃💃🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| can't believe I sold these puts for 9.4 and they went to 49. |
| The 200 weekly sma |
| We winning the war yet? |
| market chameleon volatility rankings its free just sort by IV30 |
| servicenow up bigly\n\n |
| Question is when that rebound will be. I am soooo tempted to try and catch that knife |
| Rolling a joint, Some nice lounge music and fuck yeah what a beautiful day it is. |
| 0dte? |
| oil at 104 and you still buy calls? |
| "NATO intercepted another Iranian missile over Turkey, per Bloomberg" |
| Sir the 100th bear has shat in the woods |
| first time? |
| MMs are the type of people to pull their pants all the way down to their ankles when using the urinal |
| USO at $130 |
| 630 needs to hold. It will rain suits on Wall Street if it doesn’t. |
| I fear stocks may never go back up |
| I see nothing but facts. I been gaping these bulls and they aren't even grateful. |
| I'd say Iran is winning the war against the US markets |
| ruh rohhhh |
| Are we at no hope territory yet or are you dipshits still buying calls |
| Break even on commercial wind turbine is 5-10 years depending on electricity rates far that state\nAnd will have 25 year lifespan before needed replacing or upgraded. So easily profitable |
| <<taps sign>> oil prices. |
| 100% |
| When Nvda/soxx loses this we've got nothin |
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| call premium on spy are so expensive, can't even afford loto tickets in this economy |
| You guys have been letting me down lately |
| Joe Byron has gotta be giggling to himself, thats if he even has a clue wtf is going on. Prolly permanently Saturday cartoons for that bag |
| I'd say Iran is winning the war against the US markets |
| Basically nothing has happened for a week |
| Mother of god, we are going to get cooked |
| You can short all you want but cute futes are saying you lie |
| Are you living in a trailer with your mom yet? |
| it's a massacre |
| Holy shit I did not have the possible use of a Nuke on my bingo card, I thought it was only a meme: https://x.com/mhdksafa/status/2037475557999280433?s=20 |
| damn, the market is getting slow walked down. This shit is wild. Anyone think SPY will hit the 600? |
| managed to lose money on my last 2 Spy puts, made a bit from my first buy, but geez I am a tard |
| That’s woke |
| Theyre all used to seeing a bounce back now or soon. But not this time. The gap is just too wide. It will be many many years before todays bols see returns. |
| But the republicans fought so hard to allow exports during the Obama years, it really is not an option. Blocking exports means that oil companies make LESS money.. nothing could be worse than negatively affecting oil companies bottom line. |
| Who sharpened the knife before I catched it ? Not cool ! |
| welcome back from the coma.....something uhhh....happened. |
| Yeah the country that makes 22% of the world’s oil domestically is *so fucked* compared to the country that makes 5%. \n\nhttps://www.eia.gov/tools/faqs/faq.php?id=709&t=6\n\nHopefully the US can figure out how to fill its 20m bbl/d demand with its meager 22m bbl/d production. \n\nIf only The US were in the dominant position China is in - their 15m bbl/d demand is very easy to handle on 5bbl/d production.\n\nSeriously, I know we are all stupid here, but just imagine importing 66% of your oil and seeing a global fuel crisis as a catalyst to invade Taiwan and cut supplies even further. |
| BAGHOLDER ALERT 🚨 |
| I think I will hold my puts til Friday |
| Microsoft has taken its rightful place. Sorry for that quick excursion into the green |
| SPY just jump off the cliff NOW |
| Looks like graham stephan |
| Lol |
| I just wanna post anakin memes fuck discord but they do gifs right and ez |
| Resting for another leg down |
| apt pfp |
| 570 |
| He is beginning to believe |
| The fun never ends👯♂️👯♂️👯♂️☠️ |
| The bottom is in gents time to load up on calls |
| Circuit breaker tomorrow? |
 Is the Dow 50k? isdow50k.com |
| #i now have a concept of a retirement plan |
| IF YOU LIKE OIL AT 102 YOULL LOVE IT AT 104 |
| everyone.gif |
| Tell that to my wife and her boyfriend...Someone has to pay the bills around here. |
| Wouldn't be the first time he's had that happen to his bottom |
| # Yo I’m getting ragebaited by the market LMAO |
| BREAKING NEWS\n\nIRAN STATES MU BAGHOLDERS WILL BE SENTENCED TO DEATH |
| God dammit i'm way to greedy, ah well problem for another day |
| General Ber, I salute you 🫡 |
| well, another not my day, day. |
| like 3 weeks ago |
| BABY PLZ GET OFF THE GRAM |
| YOLO on puts for tomorrow or chance for a bs correction? |
| MU you were the chosen one what happened |
| The idea that the US bases are going to be blown up and there will a retreat out of the Gulf is fantasy. It’s too geostrategically important. The US is dug in like a tick and will stay that way. Saudi Arabia is hopelessly intertwined with the US geopoliticallly and will not be abandoned. They have deep personal/financial links to the US ruling class and the country itself is vital to global energy strategy. \n\nThe US is more likely to abandon Guam than Saudi Arabia. The US didn’t raise a fucking peep when 19 of the 21 9/11 hijackers came from Saudi Arabia. Why? Because they are an indispensable ally. \n\nOpposition to Israel is built into the founding ideology of the Islamic Republic. They’ve spent 40+ years fighting a brutal proxy war. The idea that they will ever work together to dominate the region is also fantasy. They may make realpolitik decisions but they will always be implacable enemies. |
| Dear ghey bears. Anal access has been temporarily closed for the remainder of the day to allow drainage maintenance. Please come back tomorrow. |
| They're called FUTURES ugh read a book!! |
| Fuck them all. |
| Time to see if usa is smart and cuts losses to close the bad trade or if it goes full regard and leverages up to average down. |
| Options are expensive because the VIX is high |
| Wind is literally the worst form of renewable energy. Solar is far superior. |
| Try to be more positive we're called Panicans not Panican'ts, you guys |
| As a bull, my calls are absolutely smoked, and I’m starting to think that mango is not making wise decisions with this Iran war. |
| 10% |
| LOL |
| Englishisshit I think that was his name |
| This is why I love my scion xa. |
| Oh this is not anywhere close to the bottom. |
| wait, i thought war is bullish |
| This just screams buy |
| That's what I call progress! |
| was that the sweep before the pump? |
| Yep will be much, much worse.. |
| I know but how could we own the libs with a Dow under 50k$ |
| Goog entrypoint 350, Microsoft 250 |
| Those market moving Truths ain't hittin' the same as they use to |
| We did it Joe!!! |
| lol we are nowhere near the bottom |
| I explicitily asked the MM's not to rug pool |
| The 0DTE puts I had on my watchlist that I was happy I didn't buy this morning now tell quite the different story |
| You say that now. I have been perplexed by this same scenario since the Iran war. A smart China would recognize this is their perfect opportunity to try and take Taiwan. |
| Please be careful. Do you have a goal you’re shooting for? |
| Who needs semiconductors when we have soy beans |
| I'm hiring bols just to laugh at them 9 to 5 |
| Dip buyers going to learn a heavy lesson |
| Wish his daddy used a condom. |
| Hold the line 🎶\n\nPump isn’t always on time 🎶 |
| Bold of you to assume I can read |
| Ok now it’s really officially over. We legit could see in the 500s |
| During 08-09 the market didn’t go down in a straight line. However…. We are! |
| I had the same position lmao, my comment came off sarcastic |
| It's only money 🥲 |
| NVDA working on losing the 3Trillion market cap |
| Every headline feels like a personal attack. I legit hate this president. |
| That's just because most people have eyes bro |
| If i was a regard that was all in all the time, yes. Fortunately for me, I trim and increase cash positions. |
| Yes we deff do. But also just because you have the best hammer in the world doesnt mean you can build a whole house just using a hammer. Definitely fuck it up tho. |
| Just switch to 7-10DTE .5DELTA plays on whatever you do. It will make life so much easier |
| It is literally an oil stock. The most oily of oil stocks on the market rn behind WTI |
| Tesla is a bad company |
| every diabetic i know chugs coke on the daily. \n\nwhen i tell them they need to chill they hit back with the \n\n“ thats why i take insulin”\n\nSPY 1000 EOY |
| Puts on the dollar |
| It’s days like these when I sell my puts waaay too soon. |
| Friendly reminder that solar is now the cheapest cost per kWh of all energy sources |
| Because the GOP is funded by the coal, oil and gun lobbies. |
| Imagine being emotional about an asset you don’t own |
| If you extrapolate the inverse correlation of oil and SPY, when oil hits $150, SPY will be -$1,063 |
| I guess AI is over and they will never sell another chip ever again 🤪 |
| Hugs 🤗 |
| Fuck dude let that war end jesus christ. I am gonna be wendy’s worker. |
| Sold my puts and now they’ve 3xed. I love it here |
| Wind is the least efficient and environmentally friendly option out there… |
| americans just love to fuck up everything |
| Fucking pathetic. Fuck this market. For real. Down 40k these last few weeks. |
| Well i guess i know how i am voting |
| Bought a spy 633 put @ open. I like this |
| When bounce? |
| Ayatollah Jr. is going to rise from the dead on Easter Sunday to sign a peace deal. \n\nSPY 700 next week. |
| Has he called us painicans yet?\n\nThat is the bottom. |
| I should have sold at open for a $30 loss instead of now for a $330 loss, but whatever. Rather keep the remaining sum of $ than keep bleeding |
| I'm not a successful businessman but I played one on TV! |
| But this morning during pre the overly polite and not cocky at all bulls promised me a +3% day. Refund please |
| Ruh Roh |
| I do monthly but I check them nonstop for some reason |
| The nes is bols r fuk |
| Is the global famine and fuel shortage already priced in? Is it safu to go all in?\n\n |
| is the market expecting a bounce? spy 1dte calls are so expensive... |
| Almost sold when I was red earlier. Luckily I held |
| No way SPY does another leg down after hours.. |
| Why does this look like that Graham Stephan youtuber guy? Whatever happened to him, is he at Wendy's now? |
| I just had more beers and did this\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/psg8bag6g8sg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16ee96c98a8ad3daaf23d27419b507584161e0b5 |
| So it's Joever, got it. |
| Negotiations with my ex to enter the strait of herpooz are going well. She told me not a fucking chance, so I'm thinking we're really close to an agreement. |
| Whoever was crying their 630 puts were not going to hit, have a little faith in 🥭 |
| We don't rebound until the mods post the hotline or allow for the dancing bears gif to reach 2k+ upvotes |
| It's not, they gonna challenge this trash verdict. The jury , the mom and the judge should go to prison for life |
| All the MU retards got liquidated |
| Literally everyone? |
| sure lol\n\n |
| Wait until 345... |
| and then of course the one that's the seemingly most normal child is the one that comes closest to death |
| 30 mins until the pump that will last through tomorrow |
| Is spy actually about to go back to 480 rn |
| What's criminal is that 630p for tomorrow is only up like $100 from when SPY was at 636 today\n\nS C A M |
| this market has TDS |
| We were blazing that shit up |
| yeah i’m actively laughing my ass off at people with one hand on their portfolio and another on a noose going out of their way to criticize a man who made $100k in a day for not taking their approved tech school training 😭 |
| 💃💃💃🤣 |
| THEY DONT EVEN GOT A FAKE V TO GIVE \n\nTHATS HOW OVER IT IS HAHAHAH |
| HOOD is so fucking cheap |
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| Who the actual fuck is selling right now? Seriously wtf? |
| That tracks the price of crude oil. It is not a stock of a company. |
| !banbet SPY 666 7d |
| Fellow BERS, forces outside our control(fake tweets) will inevitably be used against us again, be watchful. |
| Wut, Iran not a jungle though |
| Ackman shenanigans aside feels like there could be something in store for fannie mae in the coming years, it's just a feeling |
| I opened a position a year or two ago after I visited my local store & seeing that they were beaten down to $70/share. I wouldn't classify myself as part of their target audience, but I was honestly impressed with their selection. Granted, this is one of their larger location with a produce section. I routinely visit now if I need something small/quick and I am too lazy to make the 15 minute drive into town. This location always seems to be busy.\n\nI'm also a fan of their business model. Their stores are akin to weeds filling cracks in the sidewalk in locations where the big box stores won't go. You see them everywhere in the boonies. |
| Greedy when others are fearful yadda yadda. This is likely a sentiment bot message intended to cause panic and fuck retail |
| I know exactly where you enabled options |
| We have the best military in the world - 🥭 do we really? |
| what is this? a correction for ants?\n\ngive me a liberation day flash crash and nothing less |
| We are a further -0.007% away from an official correction in SPY |
| #time to ride a bike to work holy fuck taco fuken killed the gas tank |
| There's a wonderful alternate universe where today President Harris gave a dumb speech to girl scout troops and Fox News is freaking out cause shes spotted wearing a $2,000 watch. SPY is over 7,000. |
| So D&D is what the entire economy is teetering on? Uh oh. |
| https://preview.redd.it/f5b3n412g8sg1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=cfe6ecb542f7985308c6916685fecf4a4da892c8\n\nYou rang, sir? |
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| some jim kramer idiot who bought spy at 200 |
| Just buy puts every day and you’ll be up 72k in a week just like me. |
| His English is shit |
| Once oil hits $150, spy is entering the death spiral. |
| get some help |
| yet somehow that piece of fucking shit PANW is up 4% today LMAO |
| plower hour 🍆🍑 |
| Buying more 🌽 |
| Risk management, don’t gamble money you can’t lose |
| I went from 400k net worth to $170k in 3 months. Kill me |
| Pathetic 630 bounce holyyyy |
| Sold puts WAY too soon, like i wasn’t even fucking close |
| u/opinion_is_unpopular if I fly up to ny can we go out to dinner? I promise no funny business. Unless you want it 🥵 |
| Don't be rational now |
| They lack the aesthetic beauty of a 30 year old gas station or a high capacity power transfer station. Infrastructure need the patina of use and neglect, not the sterile uniformity of modernity |
| Give me a fake V so I can jump in this dump. |
| Crazy how trillions of dollars just evaporated from\nthe market in the past month for something that could have been avoided lmfao |
| You belong here |
| There we go, all nice and red, no green specks left |
| The non negotiations must be goin well |
| Seeing 🌽 go red makes me happier than me actually making money |
| 10x today I left $10k on the tables\n\nSome within 4 minutes. One within 10. 2 within an hour |
| That would be woke you libtard commie\n\n\n/s |
| Can we get another post on how to play the market tomorrow from Iran please? Today's advices was spot on to a T. |
| down 15% in 3 days, sheesh let me enjoy the ride at least |
| HE LL BE HAPPY IG |
| I got 100k to deploy on OPTIONS\n\nLET IT DIEEEEEEE |
| # POLYGON HEXAGON ABRACADABRA UR PORTFOLIO GONE |
| Because one political party is retarded. You can guess who. |
| ofc 😉 |
| Can he just fucking take the L and save us |
| I mean somebody bought stocks this morning which is why they were green |
| Do you own research. Facts don’t care about the feelings of the idiots downvoting me.\n\nThe costs of installation, operation, and replacement every decade or so far outweights the benefits of wind mills, without accounting for lack of suitable ressources, as in lack of wind, and solar has it’s own limitations of operations. They both must be used alongside existing reliable energy sources, like coal, hydro and Nuclear.\n\nHydro being heavily influenced by geography, and coal being so polluting, it’s about freakin time the World gets along Nuclear. |
| Him and Sloan Kettering? |
| You couldn't write it, he's insane.\n |
| Nope. I was right today. After a long long time. Bias for today was down. I got all puts. It took some time. But I am happy with what I got.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2k4urm6zf8sg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41e776e9e1be2fc07f9e393362e8910e9d14db19 |
| MAYBE by the end of the year but this week? Get out of town. |
| So that Iranian guy this morning that said "bul r fuk" was right? |
| with all the market bullshit ever since Liberation Day, I still don't trust this dump |
| Yeah the war is kind of going to press the scale hard now. |
| I'm getting downdoots cuz the bulls wish their assholes could be gaped as hard as mine |
| If it's spy not a goddamn thing, if it's Nvidia barely anything, if it's aerotyne international good fucking luck |
| Meta freezes, insiders can’t let it fall 😭 |
| which one of you broke the Nasdaq? |
| The job numbers are going to be terrible |
| Who keeps selling for a loss? |
| With all due respect.....Bols really thought😂😂\n\nSeriously who the hell would bet on the American economy right now? |
| I'm feeling like one today |
| The 369th bottom of the year, huh? |
| Renaissance something fund folks. |
| Has anyone seen Michael Saylor lately? |
| oh is that so? Jarvis: pull up the tourism data for 2026 for both the US and Iran and put them side by side |
| What a fucking joke |
| shrek be needing viagra rn frfr |
| bessent’s asshole gaped with his oil shorts |
| Ngl I think the bers might have this year because they used the dementia cheat code |
| Is this just a dead cat bounce for meta? |
| Gonna send that right as israel ramps up attacking critical infrastructure |
| the strait doesn't care about your technical analysis. But by all means, buy the dip |
| If Trump just declared victory, that would be enough. |
| im in |
| This is also true |
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| That’s mega tarded |
| At the pace in which the US economy and financial markets are being destroyed somebody is going to have to write an Obituary of the SPY index, NASDAQ, DOW and other indicators. |
| My September calls are down 25% 🤦 |
| Thoughts on MU 6/18 360 call |
| I mean maybe calls here for tomorrow wouldn’t be a terrible play… |
| I used to smoke weed with ayatollah |
| The problem is that weed is really easy to grow (allegedly). Don’t need corporations, just sunshine and some dirt |
| Bols thot. |
| Yes…you’re gonna see green puke all over when you open your port. |
| Ber took mah jerb |
| The frogs weren't turning trans or gay. Some species of frogs can switch between male and female depending on what the local population needs. A herbicide called atrazine was getting into the stream, and it acts as an endocrine disrupter. This would make the frogs get stuck as one sex and no longer able to switch. The dude doesn't deserve a pass, he turned it into a batshit conspiracy that we're being deliberately poisoned with a chemical that could eventually make humans 'turn gay.' These are also the same exact people who argue against regulations on these types of things. The real story is that industry doesn't give AF about our health or the environment and will dump chemicals into the water if it saves them a couple bucks. |
| l o l @ crude |
| Ber daddy looking for sub bol 🤑 |
| I am not placing any bets until Ghalibaf tells me so |
| Vlads holes are to loose now 🙁 |
| The boy who cried taco |
| ? |
| Isn't USO up like 5%? |
| It isn’t possible, no! We were up 1% in premarket! Today was a good day in the making. How could this happen! |
| Power hour ❌\n\nSour hour ✅ \n\nAutist hour ✅✅✅ |
| Having 11dte options is so relaxing in this market NGL. |
| My calls lost 84% today and I'm still holding like a dumbass thinking it still has a chance. I'm such a fuxkimg idiot |
| It is almost like having a tv game show host and some podcasters run the most powerful military in history is a bad idea. |
| $450 bare minimum |
| Excellent work as always bulls, see you next time |
| Pfft\n\nThis is lame asf\n\nLet's see some REAL pain |
| And nuclear still isn’t cost effective |
| i think i found money glitch, just bet against USA |
| We going in and the end result will make Vietnam look like a Disney jungle cruise...for fucks sake everything shithead touches turns to crap...wish his daddy would have hugged him... |
| It blew its load (and my portfolio) |
| I’m calling it this is the bottom here today. |
| ? |
| USO puts now |
| I timed it true to course....175.....\n\nI'm hopefully to break even....checks notes...tomorrow. |
| Well this sucks, wanna jack off in a circle and make eye contact? |
| Buls: Mr Market...\n\nI don't feel so good... |
| Honestly, better cope than most bulls here. |
| I think that mojo stopped last night when he got called out for market manipulation on a global level. |
| First Tariffs/Liberation Day... now Iran War/Energy shock. \n\nTurns out Dumpster is the biggest bear of them all. |
| Rotate 4/1 puts or cash out? |
| Jane Street |
| One of the more underrated aspects of Liberation Day last year was White Lotus released an episode right near the low where a rich guy who’s accounts are all seized is trying to decide whether his family can live without money…or if he’s gonna have to kill them along with himself lmao |
| Remember back when it was dumb to bet against America? Hint: it was before we were in this dumb as fuck post-truth world. |
| On the bright side, the electric cars we're going to get in 15 years will be amazing. If we survive. |
| What does this mean |
| It takes a special kind of talent to bankrupt a casino. And genz frat bros were convinced that this guy was their savior. |
| why the fuck would you buy calls with all that’s happening right now 😭😭 |
| Update: puts and vibes was the move |
| these daily $10 drops on SPY are getting regular btw, fucking insane |
| I doubt it goes that low, but good luck to you too. |
| They don't. It's almost like we had a deal that prevented that... |
| Sure, but guess who else relies on desalination plants? The rest of the gulf! Good luck keeping the oil flowing when nobody can live there anymore |
| Who is we? Most of us know the drill. \n\n> Heads-up: Pre-market so-called “news” or “Truth” is often just a setup for profit-taking. Basically, it’s a reverse indicator. \n\n> Do the opposite: If they pump it, short it. If they dump it, go long. \n\n> See something tomorrow? You know the drill. |
| Strait of 🐻 |
| Who's most? There's 195 countries on this planet. Australia already looks like it fumbled big time considering they are a developed nation. |
| Once you read that talks are going good you will probably already scratch your head and ask yourself why all your gains just evaporated in the blink of an eye |
| GAY |
| Rug pull |
| Fucking drill team 6 |
| shoutout pltr for fucking my portfolio |
| don’t you just love when your port is down 25% on the day and you still end up green 🙂 |
| Can we post the hotline for MU and Sandisk investors? |
| they started hedging premarket |
| SPY gonna close at 627 |
| is JPM still best of breed in financial sector? if not, what is? |
| Update: still free money |
| Bruh its in the east, in the middle. Easy |
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| Last years April lows would be nice |
| Thanks, JD! |
| It went down 30% last week |
| Can't the CIA kidnap Ayatollah Jr. and bring him to the deck of Abraham Lincoln and make him sign a surrender agreement? Why are they making things this hard? Dow may see 40,000 at this rate, what will Pam Bondi tell congress??? |
| Man, the chat sentiment is 95% 🌈🐻. You know what that means. \n\nPlace your bets accordingly \n |
| The big guys have ran all the simulations and "sell" is the result. |
| gonna "invest" a tiny amount into 1d Calls - might get a short term trade - this is down a lot in a short time. |
| I have $25 left |
| ?? |
| JESUS GONNA BE SO MAD THIS WEEKEND |
| holy shit \n\n |
| Why would you assume the world hates them? I know who the world hates more than Iran right now, its the US |
| We’re all gonna be homeless because 🥭 didn’t like a joke and then a bunch of people thought the Apprentice was real life. |
| Fuck you |
| Why would bol get willingly trapped like this? Are they ok? 🐻 |
| Realistically, this is way worse than liberation day in terms or real economic impact. You can’t even see the bottom from here. |
| the economy was literally moving along just fine and this guy just came and shot it in the back of the head |
| 600 EOW. |
| Coyote pattern forming. We looked down, realized we walked off the cliff, and started falling. |
| Bul expiration date now |
| Look how much it went down the past 3 days... |
| MU dropped like $45 IN ONE DAY...it's insane. |
| Is there a post? I made that up 😂😂😂 |
| "Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything, but like, frfr this time."\n\nWarren E. Buffett |
| regrettably, nobody could have foreseen this |
| Bro how is oil down |
| This would be tolerable had oil stocks not also been dumping. |
| Finally sold my puts bought Friday for 50% gain.\n\nRight, but too early |
| PUNISH THEM FOR THEIR LIES |
| Calls on copium |
| Not to victim blame Bols but if you saw it pumped to 640 at open and didn’t take profit it’s kinda your own fault |
| That sucks bruh. Sorry to hear. |
| Yo Pam.\n\nHow is that Dow doing again? |
| Um.... im buying the dip.. |
| i thought it will go lower 😀 here you go we much lower and DOWN still 50k 😀 |
| Man just imagine the chaos if we even sniff tariff lows in a month |
| Oh no Sue Bae not the big one again! Please I don't like it. Okay maybe a little but not really. |
| MM burning calls and puts early |
| Any chance for a Green Day tomorrow?? |
| Pump team 6, ASSEMLE 🆙 |
| Now it’s +105% |
| I'm fully regarded and loaded up on calls today - hoping for a bounce, yes i'm holding over night, and yes i''m highly retarded \n\n |
| It's been like that for a month bucko |
| Brother i pray for you 😭 |
| I feel like i am going to look back and be like why didn’t I buy USO at 129 when it was so obvious, but for some reason I just can’t do it lol |
| LOOKING AT MICRON PRICE ACTION THE ENTIRE SOUTH KOREAN INDEX MIGHT BE DELISTED TOMORROW LMAO |
| But China does not want to trade in Yuan. They want weak yuan |
| Wow moderately positive JPow didn't even save this shit? |
| Ghalibaf is a real one lmao |
| So what’s everyone betting on SPY’s correction number? My guess is around $610 |
| Bols only got a tiny dead cat at open down she goes |
| nonsense, im sure your fabulussy can make it all back in time. |
| It's times like this I wish my fat fem boy ass had access to infinite amounts of BBC |
| HIT EM AGAIN IKE, AND PUT SOME STANK ON IT |
| Waterfall |
| Thanks brochacho |
| I love looking through the daily thread and seeing not a single braindead bol who was talking shit about green futes last night and this morning\n\nGet absolutely rekt you drooling retards |
| Meta just won’t go down |
| Oil too expensive |
| Destruction of the desalination plants would really change the game. 150 million people suddenly would have no access to water. We've never experienced something like that before. But at least the strait would be open |
| Renewables are woke and communistic. |
| MSFT gave up faster than I do |
| Phew we’re back to 630 war is over everything is saved! |
| Lmao I saw that post |
| If we can 10x what these losses are, the first circuit breaker will be triggered. |
| the 1 time I decided to lotto calls it spy just shits the bed, learnt that lesson there 🙃 |
| its probably bullish that all of a sudden everyone who can't even point to another country on a map is a geopolitical macroeconomics expert right now, right? |
| Am I lost isn't option expiration day just gonna be a blood bath |
| i was expecting this at open...why is it happening now? |
| Guess tomorrow we dip below $629.xx and stay there. |
| After a big sell off I might try to play for a bounce the next day but it might actually be over |
| MSFT is at april 2025 lows lmao |
| I hope so, i need more cheap puts |
| They’re gonna watch SPACEX pump up and still tell people they should buy their meme stocks instead |
| shit, time to buy back in I guess |
| no the less he fucking says or does the better |
| Oh wow okay we are closer than I thought |
| I hope this shit drills on a pump tweet |
| There's the silver lining! |
| # Bols every day for the past month\n\n"HMMM, MUNIE GO BYE BYE."\n\n"NEED MORE CALLS." |
| Any cards left? |
| You all just missed the bottom, but you'll keep reloading puts and lose it all. Sad. |
| march madness at its finest |
| Today i went from, I'm a fucking genius to I'm a fucking retard. NOT TIRED YET! |
| I bought some mu and lite here so expect it to drop more |
| Ain't being positive, just facts because the tweets don't work anymore. Told you it'll hit 630, enjoy the gains |
| Oil and cash gang |
| Saudi is only concerned with the US as far as we can protect them and their infrastructure.\n\nIran doesn’t care about Israeli dominion, nor does Iran affect Israels expansion hopes. They will have no issues working together as the two strongest nations in the Middle East once the US bases are all blown up and we’ve retreated.\n\nSaudi, no longer being protected by the US, will lean to Israel who is becoming incredibly more capable and accept the toll pushed by Iran |
| The whole idea of investing is to play with money you can lose... not lose everything and then Blame the orange man. |
| Let’s go my 9hey bears! With me now… dance! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Imagine buying the dip now lol, no one wants to hold over 4 day weekend. We know US are going to do some crazy shit during this time |
| Step 1: Buy some land (or a patch of ocean)\n\nStep 2: loudly threaten to build a wind farm on it, ideally via truth social, X, and/or Fox News. \n\nStep 3: profit. |
| Yeesh, this is gonna a very sour hour indeed |
| My only comfort is knowing that people in other counties are struggling more than me |
| ty for your service |
| Thanks King George the 3rd. |
| And now few minutes after the close Trump will say something to pump the market. |
| Mango is hitting the market like a piñata waiting for it to pop. |
| I predict soon we will get a "war almost over, negotiations ongoing, no need to strike critical infrastructure. THANK YOUR FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER." |
| Literally ever lol\n\nThe only time I hear that is someone describing themselves this way on a reality show and I immediately say “they’re unemployed” |
| So much pain, fuck |
| From now on I am a 🌈 🐻 |
| How do we fall for the same "negotiations are going great" lie every Monday morning? 🤦♂️ |
| Bols getting gommaged |
| SPY like butter\n\n |
| Me and the boys are monitoring biden's stock market rn 😤 |
| I bought oklo at 61 and am fucked |
| From 40k ytd profit to 20k in just 2 weeks why do I actually suck at this shit fuckkkk |
| im treating myself to can chicken soup today\n\n$6.75\n\n |
| Most have been for the past few decades |
| The main problem with holding negotiations in your head is they are not real negotiations. |
| Is everyone having a good time? Did you say thank you? :)\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/io8zrti6f8sg1.png?width=1087&format=png&auto=webp&s=8148907bcdefb06171236cf483391c1460dfd412\n\nAs for taking Taiwan, one has to be blind to the fact that the only thing necessary for that is LNG and other cargoes not coming there any time soon. |
| Gone |
| dip buying is going to crash it |
| so funds started to hedge their posinions |
| Lmao air Canada French snow flakes |
| 500 |
| 0% surprised |
| hey bulls what happened |
| RIP Harambe |
| Anyone else win on both sides today |
| Ghalibaf saved my port today |
| 20D EMA is about to cross under 200D 👀 |
| Atleast rzlv is green. |
| I remember when we hit 629 a year ago |
| MU you pos. |
| Well, one has a painful lump and the other is bleeding |
| Told you so! A year ago. Fuck you bol. |
| 3 weeks ago if you told me spy 629 felt like a risk I would have laughed |
| What's the news? Why the sudden drop? |
| Because you're right.\n\nActual journalism is dead. |
| You're right, I think it's more like 625 would be the correction boundary |
| My girlfriend came out of the shower buck-naked and with no makeup (very disrespectful!) and interrupted my technical analysis by screaming to me "I'M COMING UP SO LET'S GET THIS FARTY PARTY STARTED PUSSY!!!". Needless to say, I coaxed her out into the hall and locked the bedroom door but she has been pounding on it and I hear snippets of what she is yelling, "farty party" and "pussy". On a scale of 0 to 10, how nonplussed should I be about this? |
| Honest question, does this mean the AI Bubble is no more? |
| I repeat again where are the bools? They were talking too much shit earlier. |
| The cannabis sector is getting obliterated ahead of the upcoming rescheduling rule change. The markets aren't pricing the change in, which means it's going to freaking LAUNCH when the rule change drops. |
| If SpaceX is a scam, I guess all the Falcon launches never left the Earth since apparently nowadays the Eath is flat. As flat and flatlined as the brain of those believing in such nonsense. |
| Why are the VIX and SPY BOTH going down?! |
| Too soon busta |
| I’m late 30’s but I still put 30% of my 401K in TIPS at the beginning of the month. \n\nFuck anyone that says to not time the market when the US government is making foolish decisions |
| MU? |
| Same here tbh |
| This is all planned since the start of his term |
| #im never going to financially recover from this |
| Can't - we need the money to buy oil. |
| Took profit, I’m outta here. Be back in London |
| Somebody check in on Vlad.\n\nActually, don't. Fuck him. |
| 630 resistance |
| except that it does |
| I heard Jamie Dimon took a pay cut over the last twenty years cause he felt so bad about how it all went done. |
| We are back to July 2025 levels (after Lib day) |
| Stop buying 0dte |
| These 630p for tomorrow I bought as joke is actually printing 💃💃💃💃😭 |
| The bears were right that there were no peace talks. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the bears. |
| Wait for $150 |
| Trump legit paid the companies billions not too... \n\n\nThe biggest thing this war is going to do is move AI infrastructure out of US to country's with strong renewable setups because it he vastly cheaper to run them their |
| PHEW, I'm glad MSFT went red before close I was almost worried it would be green for the first time in 20 something days |
| Imagine not |
| Yep, was gunna say we're in the 2001 - 2008 zone of "tech blew up, theres no growth or hope so lets get risky and hope this house of cards doesnt collapse" |
| Around 618 new resistance to hit. |
| Can this AI bubble pop so game systems can go back to actually getting discounted as they get older?? |
| Guh |
| MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY |
| Give us gey bers generational wealth TACO boi \nAnnounce ground invasion now |
| Nah dollars I’m a peasant |
| EOD Dump is here! |
| The ceasefire announcement is real soon, look at how bearish it is in here |
| This isn’t a loss if it’s not your position moron |
| I said I’d buy the next dip so I will, wish me luck |
| The hyperbole of this post saying AI and most US stocks are dead |
| My bags are heavy and no more dry powder, will delete the app. Cya guys in 10 years! 💪 |
| Ah yes, because nothing bad happend when banks had less regulations.......oh wait. |
| So as an American about to join the poverty line while watching Europoors about to join the superpoverty line, I am forced to go ahead and take the L for the US on this one... It's really hard to pretend this isn't entirely our fault lol. |
| Loading up for that EOD pump |
| HOW CAN BULL BE SO DUMB? |
| Pay back the current bag holders with new bag holders |
| Sigh should’ve held my put |
| Bols gonna be my steak 🧸🐻 |
| Brooo 4 straight days of losing days 2k, i won t recover from this |
| so theta moves on wednesday? |
| it all went to shit after they shot that GODDAMN gorilla |
| SPY 0 in weeks, NOT months |
| holy shit I thought they would never allow spy600, might hit that in the next day or 2. |
| I think it has to be 10% for a correction. So pretty close I imagine |
| My portfolio looks looks like Bonnie Blue after her 1056th guy |
| Banking and the auto industry did repay the bailouts.\n\nBut it doesn’t exactly make up for one of the worst financial crisis \n\n |
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| furiously masturbating the pain away |
| Put up those hotline numbers now, enough is enough. |
| We know! |
| # HOLLY FUCK |
| OTM Nvda Dec 2028 leaps here? |
| Thousand…. Right…. |
| Close the casino! The ghey bears are tryna do nasty things to my anoos again. Knock it off back there! |
| No, but we’re in late stage development for a slingshot that can send people from LA to SF. Also will help relocate the “unhoused”. |
| Now you know which one was lying |
| People on a lot of margin are absolutely fucked |
| If you feel tempted to type "this is the bottom," you probably have drool on your chin rn. |
| Just need to keep buying |
| Yeah a launch soon would be a huge confidence boost for me |
| I guarantee there is a retard in here with port full of stuff like oklo, smr, quantum shit bought ath |
| Bulls holding their calls to zero with tears in their eyes |
| Or be like covid period and continue to just go down with fake bounces |
| everyone point and laugh at bulls |