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| Chat give me the sitrep. Iran war on or off rn |
| I never use margin, that’s for brokies |
| RDDT |
| One month from now hell be down 15k and it'll be fuck weeklies I'm only doing LEAPS from now on |
| I hope my crystal ball is correct tomorrow and I make some money 🥰 |
| jakarta is even closer.... |
| I can't wait for their reclusive fucking CEO to actually address the investors tomorrow for the first time since their fucking main launch provider blew up in MAY. |
| Well aware of that. Although the Oman and Iran deal apparently will not have toll fees |
| Way too cucked, if they were to agree to this it would be a higher fiasco than Vietnam |
| You moving to New Jersey? |
| 🥭 might find a magic solution at hole 11. \nThat’s why he’s always golfing right? |
| don't forget to use margin, you got this! |
| PLTR |
| https://preview.redd.it/gbpxjtdk0dih1.jpeg?width=1426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c728a59f213af8d3d981dfa2a2f3bcd3a41ed5e9\n\n |
| ASTS |
| You’re young, it is much better to have learned this lesson now then when you’re 45 and have 20x as much money. Take it as an L, accept it’s gone, and invest in VOO, and focus on your education and skills. You will not get rich by constantly trading in the market. |
| Built it from basically nothing? He basically borrowed the Stratford Oakmont playbook but for mortgages after daddy handed him a functioning business and basically unlimited capital to scale it. Matt does not make good business decisions, he just has a rich dad. |
| Its not a market its a circus and we're all the clowns. |
| Aussie Aussie Aussie! |
| Which stock do you hate the most? |
| Does this mean no bonuses this year? |
| Oh my god in so close to being able to buy $htz calls again |
| I will be clicking buttons at random and have a 50:50 chance to make or lose money |
| Best we can do is put you in an Iran war Signal chat with Peter Kegsbreath and Marco Rubitout. |
| Too bullish |
| Woa! Thanks for the heads up on leverage etf. |
| You don’t just have to beat the expectations. You need to beat the expectations of the expectations’ expectations |
| Don’t. They are fearmongering conspiracy freaks |
| I don't trade shit like this because even with a perfect connection the broker apps respond like you're on dial up. Couldn't snipe a trade even if I could see into the future. |
| Always has been its just now the insiders are not even trying to hide it |
| What lesson? Can you elaborate? |
| And they said the approved deal with Oman doesnt meant they will open the strait, and gave demands that the US definitely wont agree to. |
| Just saw this glorious clip in Britannica's video yesterday, what timing. |
| Tale as old as time... |
| Watch the market rip to ATH by October. |
| we’re in the wolf of whitehouse market |
| Say it louder for those in the back 👏 |
| buying 20 billion in railroads and energy companies doesn't mean what you think it does. |
| pump n’ dump |
| It’s okay, based on performance you probably don’t need college anyway… at least this way you still have half left versus realizing you’re regarded AFTER you wasted it all on an education |
| Imagine how much you'd be up right now if you would of just bought n held years ago... Smh, 20M😂😂 who does options when you already have that much money? \nObviously a kid in college lmao |
| Green Shreks everywhere |
| U sure? |
| Hes not wrong |
| How do you know sir? |
| Find happiness knowing you just funded someone else’s beach vacation. Nice work! |
| I heard we were going to be in a turtle market soon! |
| Fentanyl |
| i keep it on my cats bell necklace |
| What i mean is in the early 2000s it was not down to microseconds why is everyone such a contrarian on reddit lmao |
| can’t wait to move out of new york this place sucks |
| How does anyone actually wake up and choose to ride a motorcycle on the same road that 96 year olds are out driving 2 ton cars all around you. Bro, just for buy a jetski lmao yall are retarded |
| Monday is red right? |
| So is a fart |
| No need to leave Singapore, Geylang is legit red light district. |
| Gotta admit that a silent 🥭 is scary |
| After nap time and a diaper change he’s gonna send them to hell |
| Not if we have enough missiles for another ceasefire. ATH by Friday. |
| Actually the most exciting times 😁 |
| Iran approved the deal with Oman |
| The hype man in the background saying "yes" makes me laugh every time. |
| I feel he might agree to the cucking... the game theory professor guy is in shambles |
| Why r u ghey? |
| Do you know how much weed, blow, and booze 14k could’ve bought you? YOLO the rest on Wendy’s. |
| It’s fine you don’t need to go to college when you can go work at Wendy’s. |
| and to figure out when the kangeroo jumps, just look out for the cheeto turd's "winning" pronouncements |
| When I invest in Spacex |
| https://preview.redd.it/5wb5kc5hzcih1.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=16d36e60af471a93240c0e8518e2866ef6f8cd77\n\n |
| Dude has all the tools to "Make Africa Great Again". |
| With 13k you weren’t going anywhere but community college anyways. Blow the other 13 at this point and maybe you won’t need to go to college |
| When was the last time the DOW was at 25k? This image may as well be ancient history. |
| RIP Leveraged retail traders |
| Just joshing mannnn |
| is that hit rapper, and artist, dababy? |
| https://preview.redd.it/qtrkblmdzcih1.png?width=1133&format=png&auto=webp&s=340d3bf10f3a94c7dd5cfaeb06d734572ead0af9 |
| Will Mango accept these terms? He's being real quiet 🤫 its unnerving |
| Is it too late to flip 135$ on Monday? |
| DAS trader not new... IBKR API not new.... |
| I feel bad for oil bulls, Iran keeps trying to drive up the oil price but then 🥭 and axios say they are actually negotiating and it keeps going down |
| It’s an AI company bro |
| That would be an emu-gency |
| Yea and how do I get in on that action? |
| Let me in the group chat Baron. |
| DRAM.... fries in the bag champ. |
| Not the fear time |
| yeah yeah I know wallet not randomized properly etc just more known as BTC hack |
| Yeah just put the fries in the bag bro. |
| QQQ: For me as a swing trader that likes to short premium or discount extensions, there is not much to do in current situation. I always need to have a bigger reasonable price target. For example one month ago when we first started to see lower highs and failure for ATH reclaim, I shorted every rip with the target of June lows in mind. Everything played out nicely. With last weeks massive reclaim bounce, we are now stuck in the worst place to take a long or short decision. With how they showed confidence in the bull market, I dont want to go short, and since we are not far from ATH I also dont want to long this here. Very tricky spot. Most likely we will be stuck in a range here for a while. |
| Basicslly wall street anylysts raise price targets crazy high as they get ready to sell off\n\nThen lower price target as they were the ones who sold off causing the lower price in the first place\n\nTaking notes 🤓🤓🤓 |
| https://preview.redd.it/5f0eqy15zcih1.png?width=1133&format=png&auto=webp&s=926e500198804e9b1ebfd510394aaee9b10ac493 |
| True but stocks still move so even if that move is being front run it doesn’t mean you can’t get a nibble. |
| Relatable |
| It's not a BTC hack. You are completely misinformed. |
| Next big P&D |
| I need your best most confident plays tomorrow pls so my wife doesn't disown me |
| trump being real quiet, not sure if thats good or not for my calls |
| If there was any company even somewhat close to it I'd be very comfortable full porting into it for a while. \n\nWill 100% get laws restricting them or outright banning them because they will make everything that is already bad even worse. Dating gets worse, birth rates get considerably worse. |
| Who is she? |
| I made $2k on Wednesday and lost $185 on Friday. Glad I’ve learned to walk away. |
| https://preview.redd.it/oeudwsjzycih1.png?width=1133&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a5b36a9555f38ea4ab729b462f110aa5fa5afbf |
| It's a pump for ants in the crypto space. That's normal behaviour. |
| I want it to be a jerk off market \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/kk181vevycih1.png?width=501&format=png&auto=webp&s=73bec7be1f7fe5705a073764dc766086a1130727 |
| you guys really trying to get with your step mom or siblings and it shows |
| Those are sold |
| Not this week I’m afraid. I’m a bull but the dams about to break. |
| Here we gooo |
| What were you betting on or against? |
| You have to engrave them into a metal plate, cause that's the Future of Money |
| Micron is probably going to 600 by end of year and could see lower than 400 in the next two. |
| Hokey-pokey is the market strategy to survive and thrive in the kangaroo market. |
| [It's from Gladiator.](https://youtu.be/nx0Lpjm5xcE) Famous for taking 10 hours to introduce his name. |
| I want to sit down and eat a greasy cheeseburger with her and talk about life. I want her to stop keeping it bottled up and inside and talk to somebody about it. |
| If Nvidia can pull off the same compute with less HBM, that's not a temporary blip for MU, it's a structural shift. The market's pricing in a multi-year HBM supercycle and if that thesis cracks even a little, the forward PE compression could get ugly fast\n\n \nEveryone's staring at the AI demand curve but ignoring the engineering response to supply constraints. Nvidia has every reason to design memory out of the equation and that's a bet I wouldn't want to take the other side of |
| I'm sure it involves drugs. |
| These optimistic posts... Consider going short if you guys keep posting that enthusiastic. |
| POV: The corps who signed up for Trump Media subscription |
| https://preview.redd.it/df02f3lnycih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=179388abbf8fcfc0bf4e9913a880168f2cc2ae58 |
| Outjerked by cnbc |
| Yea I wrote it weird. Argentina seems nice |
| The fun part about kangaroos is while you're busy boxing their torso, they disembowel you with their feet talons. |
| Bet you didn’t think everyone would call you retarded online, huh? |
| Nah |
| Only thing more amazing than the number of SPCX shares traded last week is the number *not traded*. 🐂📈🚀 |
| Thanks brother nice of you to say |
| I would too but I would be alot less stressed out about it, that is for sure |
| we won the war |
| Well, matches the kangaroo economics and kangaroo courts so checks out |
| Not irony, not hyperbole, this is just fact. |
| where can i retire on 120k? ecuador? |
| don't think there's any, at least oil and SPX perps aren't moving |
| It’s an insiders trading market and we’re not invited - G. Carlin. |
| I lost 11k and changed my strategy forever to wayyyy less aggressive tactics like ETFs, rare metals, and the magnificent 7. What the fuck do yall be doing man lmao |
| I was here wondering how you had 20 million in your college fund. |
| This is the bearish i need to know my SPY 785 will print. |
| That's when the whole market crashes and we finally don't give a fuck.\nI would say its more a epileptic goldfish market if thats even possible.\n |
| could not be me, i keep my keys wrapped in aluminum foil |
| Damn what’s that pump on BTC what’s the news? |
| The dow is over 25000 |
| Aka a forced cheeto market |
| True but is much much more advanced than probably anyone is aware of this is just new public data |
| https://preview.redd.it/g9pqtxk1ycih1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1430f2172a13b9ac8868d1e52bcbc206671e72c |
| Options are for computers not humans. |
| Damn... I really do belong here.\nMade a comment, see red candle grow... |
| Thats how i felt but I was sucked in by a financial guy who convinced me my money and his money were taking the same ride together every time i called him, concerned. He was slick. I had 342k invested with him and thought i was getting my full pension which alone would cover anything i needed. Plus a house that had tripled in value and was almost paid off. I was 47 at the time. Should have put all my investment into safe haven once i dropped to 300k but I knew nothing about investing and trusted him. Finally pulled the plug at 30k. I was so stupid. Then everything collapsed over 2 yrs. My son and I talk about investing all the time. He's 29 and researches everything he has and keeps researching as he adds more. He's so much smarter financially then I was. Proud of him. |
| Could’ve just invested in VOO…. Why didn’t you |
| Don’t give 🥭 ideas. You know FIFA president is in trouble for trying to sell some of FIFA after hanging out with Donnie all summer |
| You hear about that BTC hack I suspect we'll start seeing a lot more hacks due to incompetence now that AI has the capabilities to both create vulnerable code and discover it |
| SGD? Singaporean? Where's my Singapore people at? |
| What ever happened to Apes? \n\nA long time ago, when I was just a wee lad there was HODL |
| Look at it this way, better you learned this lesson at 20 than at 35. It'll burn for a while but you'll bounce back |
| Same |
| https://preview.redd.it/w1j9iu8sxcih1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31ecfca8c37138a25d4ddf2fa7156a7e4bb00eda |
| https://preview.redd.it/7q1ppw5qxcih1.jpeg?width=1451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eccb2e070f4fdd3a667a51aa9d9169c018cdb9e |
| I for one welcome our emu overlords. |
| They have had that for a few decades now. |
| Kangaroo market is the best kind of market for people with insider knowledge |
| Thanks a lot! And yes, I do love coding as I'm in a technical school 😉 |
| Or study more |
| Soon |
| Strong, yet has a soft side, too.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/i6emxlzkxcih1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b6a0674c89b78db87f09ac5f5f62ec0e98ed08 |
| IPO was in 1792 bro, you missed it. They've been diluting ever since :jpow: |
| I'm not even doing this for money. I'm doing it for the love of the game. I would still trade if I was a trillionaire. |
| Huge expensive things do work well you just have inexpensive things now that also work well. You start running into a cost efficiency problem when you use big expensive things to shoot down inexpensive things that can be made en masse. Regardless I don’t think anyone is questioning where the U.S. military ranks amongst other world powers. We can drop a bomb on anyone’s head anywhere in the world whenever we want. To find middle ground here I don’t think the military is the issue I think how the military is used, though, is fair to question. They were effectively asked to overthrown a country without using ground troops and apparently that was beyond the limits of their capabilities. |
| The apes destroyed them, and Ken Griffin is homeless now. |
| Hey, he's predicted 25 of the last 3 crashes. Put some respect on his name |
| The major players now have the fastest links to the major nodes especially New Jersey and in milliseconds can intercept major moves in the market and sell or buy positions essentially racing the main market there leveraging AI you may as well just buy what you believe and hold long term because you are not playing their game and any Yolo short option win is basically luck not skill they hold all the cards |
| We didn't lose a war. We lost an excursion. |
| A retard like you has no business at college. Double or nothing! |
| I like Celsius, it helps you function |
| ambatublow |
| How did that go |
| Nah bro do more options you are almost there you gonna be a millionaire |
| OP searching for intrinsic happiness after reading your comment\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/feytvjgaxcih1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee455458824044a15ca019f8c6610db60e0db0d |
| same, play with paper money until you get better at reading charts , try using VWAP and Bollinger bands too.\n but get off real money and go to paper money |
| When US government IPO?\n\nHuge debt, but also very much tax potential?\n\nI’m thinking market cap of 100 Trillion |
| I'd probably go with alpaca, I'm not sure if there were any better options when I looked around. If I were to do it today I'd look into something like hyperliquid or other crypto / perps based thing. They have APIs, the order book is public, and you have a LOT more freedom and developer tooling, but I also work with distributed systems and have a lot of experience with this kind of shit from my actual job so maybe it's not the best place to start for a beginner.\n\nYou *kinda* have to be into this stuff for the love of the game / enjoy the journey though, it takes a lot of work. Maybe you can vibe-code something quicker nowadays though. |
| Imagine all the cocaine and booze you could have bought. \n\nNo crying in the casino |
| Could buy gold or gold miners and retire with 120k but you took huge risk to make like 2% 🤣 |
| It is a democracy, they whole heartedly to do atrocities |
| I would give all that up for one night with a 🌈 |
| That's the most non-regarded thing I've read on this sub. |
| Poor guy can't even apply for a job at Wendy's cuz there are none in Singapore kekw |
| It’s called a feudal system. Allegiance for protection, protection for allegiance. They are protecting you by keeping you poor so they can continue to protect you. |
| They forgot crab |
| If Mango capitulates this hard to Iran, how fast do you think he capitulates on his portfolio? |
| Whats your thought process on shorting NBIS. Just curious. |
| They moved to Miami 4 years ago. |
| Bitcoin with the god candle HOLLLEEE FAKKK I’m up $400 today on a $120k investment I’m going to cummmmmm |
| Down under trading market |
| Yep i have a Fidelity Target 2030 institutional etf for that purpose |
| Idk if joking about children sexually is very funny, even in a sub this degenerate |
| Shitadel **deserves** to move to miami. \n\nLet them take the bait 🤫 |
| Nah, just highball 🥃for me |
| https://youtu.be/_95AKKmqGvE |
| No it’s a down under trading market. |
| this guy knows singapore |
| For all the big talk eyeran and the irgc have been doing past few months, they sure do squeal like little piggies lmfao |
| What do you expect with the kangaroo court in charge? |
| World hunger is a political problem not a financial problem. People primarily starve in places with shit governments, like warlord level. |
| Right? 4 yrs ago when i started my new job i told my boss i'd probably retire at 65. Well, i'm 65 on 9/1 and things have changed. Hard to walk away from that pay cheque and no activity plan either beyond visiting my family as their time permits, really. My boss loves having me because i'm always on time, I'm loyal and I treat the business as if it were my own. Even he said last month i don't think you'll retire at 70. What will you do then? He's not wrong.\n\n |
| Do it |
| 1/3 of the biomass of South America is coke. |
| WSJ reported. |
| "Democracy" |
| keep buying puts retard |
| JUST IN: 50-foot statue of Prometheus set to be erected at SpaceX’s Starbase, Texas.\n\nTHIS EXPLAINS THE SPACEX PUMP, expecting the stock to run to 10k now |
| You're just looking at this wrong.\n\nMemory is still a cycle, whether that cycle is supply or demand, it is still a cycle. All of the memory companies are in the process of building up more memory supply, to meet the demand. There are a million companies that need memory regardless of what Nvidia does with its chips.\n\nMU is worth way less when it is booked out through 2027 and has no ability to create any more product. MU is worth a lot more when they can make more product, and when their current bookings have been fulfilled.\n\nAnalysts have spent 8+ weeks telling retail that memory is still a cycle, and it has been in a bear market for those 8 weeks.\n\nNone of this matters until they fulfill their contracts, or until they can produce more memory. |
| Dude is all in on sex robots. He might all in on sexbots like roaring kitty and gme. He might be on to something. Makes sense he’d push for it. |
| Oh yeah, they would be the only ones in the region doing that. Can’t think of anyone else with nukes starting shit. Good thing there’s a democracy there |
| Banks hosting memory day |
| 🌈🫵 |
| Bro this is the exactly setup I'm trying to do one day be able to buy 100 0.01 calls that exactly go in the money \n\nTrying to get that 1000x\n\nI applaud you for this because I always wondered who was making money on this strategy I knew it works |
| SPY only goes up my guy |
| Kangaroos only go up. Everyone knows that. |
| That’s what happens when you lose a war |
| Depends on the person |
| It doesn’t seem like he understands that the government is the one who designed the and then followed through with the contingency plan, the government is doing exactly what it designed to do in the event that the Ayatollah is killed. |
| What? Are you actually retarded? You're in total denial and cope. They did studies across multiple data centers that utilities rise locally. This isn't an isolated incident.\n\nIt's literally causing unbelievable malinvestment and crowding out, I showed you data about starvation of capital in the real economy.\n\nIt's not making any fucking money. At all. When society's precious resources get lit on fire of course it causes damage.\n\nYou have no idea how the economy works. |
| Hope u learned smth bruh |
| Berkshire Hathaway is bullish |
| *spoiler alert* It’sway allway illstay uckedfay |
| We have a new all time high its a bull |
| https://preview.redd.it/yu4n80hzvcih1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b715e698a736e0e648aa75aeea92990451f613f7 |
| Interesting. It’s a lot of truth there |
| https://preview.redd.it/4rbeta0yvcih1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea134b724c35b70892ac587d854fd84d592f61ad\n\n |
| DONT JINX IT |
| Lmao if I did that I would lose even more money |
| Sorry, I meant to say “how?” |
| How is this fake. Guarantee you this happened to me on Friday |
| Because the law must protect but not bind the in-group, and it must bind but not protect the out-group. \n\nIt’s Conservatism 101. Or as the late, great George Carlin put it, “It’s a big club and you ain’t in it”. |
| Kangaroo done hung the juror with the innocent \nNow you're weeping shades of cozened indigo\n\nGot lemon juice up in your eye, eye \nWhen you pissed all over my black kettle... \nYou must have been high, high |
| I'm sorry brother ! \nAfter I won 10 g on Tuesday \n\nSpy was acting in retaliation mode and it seemed like they were out for blood when I say blood I mean retail institutions did not like how much that we made that day \n\nI only gave up two g's back to them but a lot of people kept trying again for the next 3 days I was one of them and I lost but lessons always learned ! |
| voices they hear, or from the people living in their walls... sometimes the TV speaks to them, |
| Buy Calls open with a price target of 195 with a strike date for Monday/Tuesday of next week. |
| Would you recommend it for first timer? |
| Ok but Franks, Cholula, and sriracha are better 🫣 |
| Would you give up any nuclear deal for full reopening of the strait? \n\nI would to allow the 0DTEs to print |
| BRC |
| I love women, I really do |
| Where you guys getting these news from? |
| Well we're out of missiles so rocks it is |
| Thank you for proving my point about being too dumb to understand or maintain scope.\n\nIt appears you don't even understand the difference between "remembering" and "speaking about" something. But prepare for a shock: these are different things.\n\nHave you told anyone your Reddit password or ATM pin? If not, does that mean you forgot them?\n\n(It doesn't. Because remembering and speaking are two different things, dummy). |
| Options are zero sum. \n\nWhy on earth to kids think they are smarter than the guy selling the contract? |
| That is so zen |
| sort of yeah, I think sub 5% per month. it was mostly pairs trading, the boring textbook co-integrated asset pairs. Tried some other things for shit and giggles but lost interest. I didn't run it long enough though, a lot of these things shit the bed during regime change or only work under certain assumptions / market conditions. |
| Actually Secretary of Throwing Rocks and Running Away tho |
| Frozen pea market booming tho |
| If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough |
| nothing like memory calls when its in a bear market |
| Metaverse vs reality is hopefully what’s happening rn |
| 👀 |
| Snip, snap, snip, snap, snip, snap! You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person! |
| https://preview.redd.it/pt2wjlccvcih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a05d29e38ce19169276d6f1da079057a59f3942\n\nSummary of what I do. |
| You’re still holding these calls , right? |
| Think of it this way, you just speed ran spending this money on an education. Hope you learn something from it! (Like, knock this shit off, for example) |
| You good as long as they're not too far OTM |
| COCK AND BALLS |
| 🈲️🈺️🈹️㊗️㊙️ |
| Yeah. We were talking about this at my mom's ketamine party last night.\n\nI have trust issues. I think I'm actually getting smarter? |
| Also so fat I wouldn't see it anyway |
| # WAR ON WAR OFF. SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP. Kangaroo market for the K-shape economy 🦘 |
| This is the way |
| Just buy RKLB |
| You welcome ☺️ |
| Rugs about to be pulled. 750-760 opening Monday for spy. Slight rise Monday morning before complete chaos. No reason we should be at all time highs. Strap in boys. |
| Nooo don’t say that |
| Bro doesn't know we come here to take our unresolved trauma on someone else. Cheaper than therapy |
| Not a war. Secretary of Excursions |
| Oil will crash cause he's surrendering for full opening of strait. There should be a pump at the beginning. |
| Options in penny stocks for your college fund? You don’t deserve money bro |
| They did not have so much money coming in obviously and never had p/e of 4 |
| oklo smr is NOT the play |
| Hey ber.... peekaboo |
| Back to basics\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6iq8q4v1vcih1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13b9e5925beeb7d3cf014c594c45f78162889c8e |
| Buddy… stop lying. Spy will be opening 750 come Monday. Rugs about to be pulled |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| yea but I lost it all |
| $NET calls will continue to print |
| I work in high finance and I unironically think about this picture a lot |
| What did you bet on? Or against? |
| You have to become a billionaire if you want to be on the inside. |
| Oh ok cool thanks |
| Yeah I think the bulls might have beaten the kangaroos in the end there. |
| Frank Wilhoit:\n\n> Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit:\n> \n> There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.\n> \n> There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been, in any place or time. |
| don't think any military is well equipped for asymmetric combat like we see today. Huge expensive things don't work well. The issue is that for many countries you don't HAVE to have this kind of military to retain your hegemony / status as a reserve currency. The stakes and need to maintain appearances is much higher for the US. |
| SPCX and LUCID |
| I feel this would be a sell the news event though |
| He'd morph into jshock |
| Parents take this as a lesson, fuck them kids. |
| I'm so old I've forgotten what that looks like 🙁 |
| So far mainly good news right now so August is looking green. Maybe a correction later in the Fall, then Santa Rally 🧑🎄 |
| 🥭 contemplating US surrender without a nuclear deal 😂 |
| That's absolutely incredible! I am so so Happy & Proud for you. I appreciate you showing losses and wins. Just because everyone just posts their wins. Ĺove the realness. Thanks bro. |
| Oh god😆😆😆😭😭😭 |
| Yeah they got nukes and they're always starting shit with their neighbors. |
| Did the paper test make profit? |
| We *have been* since the orange dude took over the office. |
| The fart is not the turd |
| It may seem like a lot now but $14K is not. You’re going to be okay. Just stop gambling. Admit you have a problem. This isn’t infesting. It’s gambling. |
| That’s fair but if the U.S. military is a paper tiger which country’s military isn’t? Think it’s clear we don’t have the appetite to put boots on the ground but a paper tiger is all bark and no bite and we have bite. |
| Come back from the dead please |
| "People remember that".\n\nBrother it's YouTube comments. Have you spoken to anyone in real life about it?\n\nThank you. |
| What’s the news I am holding calls |
| You’ve confused pattern recognition with pattern invention. Easy mistake when confidence outruns evidence. Please engage again, I will most likely have fun with you 🙏 |
| Morning boner |
| Some, used their free API / libraries to build some things, pretty straight forward. Didn't go further than backtest / some paper trading though, got bored |
| Not buying things off the street |
| we are back to BULL market boiz CALLS on DECK |
| Fair |
| Yes |
| I think that too. People are already feeling beaten down and unheard by those who could change things for the better. I expect more of a nothing left to lose mentality if it happens again. |
| Again, projecting. \n\nBit sad. |
| You folks are rough man , hope OP was not coming here for a little support. |
| BER r fuk |
| Lambos or Ramen. Take your pick. |
| Why 🌽 up? |
| Imo the most qualified guy to hire as the secretary of war would be an actual war criminal no? |
| Needs a catalyst of some kind, news cycle been punishing goog recently |
| Coding? Sir this is WSB |
| Which one? |
| Depends did he do it with ozempic or not? |
| Its okay, ask mommy for some help with how to ask a lady out on a date after you get yourself in shape.\n\nLife will turn around, I promise. |
| You're welcome! Best wishes. |
| If he went with the s&p he'll probably be fine. He'll need a 2008 type crash to get margin called. \n\n\n |
| Less than 24 hours! Hang in there boys! |
| Let them nuke the bastards next door, 100s of billions more for the Us economy |
| I wouldn't trust a tv host with anything except hosting their tv show, but maybe that's just me |
| What kind of dumb argument is that? If anything the more difficult and specified a job is to get means the less generic skills you have to transition between fields |
| Big corp will give you a little goodie bag after working for them for 20 years and people think that is normal. |
| What if tho? |
| For the uninitiated… what’s the alternative? |
| what if he's a woman? |
| open the casino |
| No |
| What a weird thing to say |
| Try explaining ads attribution to the average untalented nepo baby working in “finance” you will get blank stares.\n\nThey deserve to lose their shirts |
| COHR CEO went with him somewhere recently, I think. |
| Good lesson to learn early. |
| Buy high sell low…\n\nThe mantra of wallstreetbets! |
| Easily obtainable and competence have little correlation. Also, two retards don’t make a right. |
| I see you lack reading comprehension. \n\nNot surprised. |
| A+ |
| What if The Rizzler grows up hot? |
| If you guys buy say an otm call or put like 3-4 weeks out and it goes up 150% the first day or 2, do you sell it? |
| Think you'll do great, make sure to use margin buddy |
| Oof 😳 |
| Anyone? |
| Now you'll be blowing off half the fraternity. Congrats |
| Damn that sucks bro, start walking, touch grass, cut the gaming, and definitely cut junk food.\n |
| We just made a new ATH on the SPX and DJI last week, are you regarded? |
| Good morning Mr west |
| Buying more HTZ Monday what do y’all think :feetswing: |
| You gotta do futures |
| DiCaprio got robbed of the Oscar for that part. |
| It was all a part of the plan\n\nWhich plan? Idk. A dumb one, or a concept, but it was a part of it, I'm sure |
| Chickens are up and it’s dusty from Sahara. Feeling like 1920’s already ☺️ |
| Wait so we really going to let Iran have nuclear weapons? Bro we killed their god i would rather lose 50% of my stock then let them have it |
| https://preview.redd.it/e0mtpoygtcih1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a05c55cab61c1668bfbb34f3f9048552f14d2db3\n\n |
| So how are your puts treating ya |
| yes, make sure to go all in! |
| Nah Nvidia doesn't like to stay above 220 for too long. |
| Capitalism =\\= free market. |
| Thank you for your vote of confidence and welcome to the Investors Center |
| https://preview.redd.it/5pge5f5ctcih1.jpeg?width=1003&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5343388aba6f92804dc9025784f06fe2b2315abe |
| I don't think you understand your own point. Because what you said is:\n\n>RayGun is the only breakdancing athlete anybody remembers.\n\nThe clip I shared is not RayGun; and people remember that. Which is opposite of your point.\n\nFor example, it has comments like:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/g5ntchtxscih1.png?width=1146&format=png&auto=webp&s=c85dac57f5f534ebff24a41be8ae56078b8932d0\n\nNo idea why you're trying to change scope or why you don't recognize how opposites work. |
| Yeah, exactly like that |
| Also, she's Canadian |
| I heard tomorrow‘s gonna be a HTZ Pump again? 💸💸💸 |
| I live 5 mins away from my office and I have keys to get in. Heat and bills got me considering sneaking in and doomscrolling with the air con |
| i guess the market decided the shitcoin ain't the same thing as gold / silver |
| do not curse me like that |
| Iran claiming video of Iran leader released soon translated to your middle school friend telling everyone “I have a super hot girlfriend, she goes to another school and doesn’t have social media” |
| His luck, he'd just wind up with COVID. |
| Coping Puts Information |
| https://preview.redd.it/hnv8o7l8tcih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=654ee8b535d872ff7268bf84f87c3ff143cb48ed |
| Kangaroos are awesome. Super bullish |
| Deer market confirmed. |
| Does anyone have experience with automated trading?/coding on alpaca? |
| Bigger\n\n-20% |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| If both gold and silver rose when the employment data was released and revised downward, why did Bitcoin not? I thank the God of the Market to allow me to keep parking capital in the most perfect asset out there. Thanks for your attention to this matter. |
| I was just wondering which college he was going to that costs 10M. |
| Hi guys |
| King rule of thumb: \nOption seller makes money, option buyer loses money. Reverse the formula is what people don’t get it. |
| I am questioning it right now. |
| SNDK to 1100s or 1300s tmrw? |
| "if the price is too low and you profit a lot"\n\nHe wouldn't profit if he bought high and the price drops. Thats called a loss, buddy |
| Ah, so you’re the fucktard running this scam bot account above, I knew it \n\nGet fucked incel 😠🖕 |
| Eh. Idk about being a paper tiger. Don’t think anyone would question the effectiveness of our military. Think the decision to try to affect change on the ground by only using air power certainly can be questioned though. |
| VIX is as broken as the regards buying options a month out :hammer: |
| Sounds like you need r/DRAM_Bagholders |
| Deez nuts\n\nBecause he has small balls\n\nGet it?\n\nI'll see myself out |
| Maybe I should play $GLD now instead of SPY.. GLD only goes up from now on |
| How is META going to get us to invest in them so they reach $756 as per estimates? |
| Matches our court system nowadays too!! |
| If the 20 year yield goes down tlt goes up |
| I just looked - you weren't kidding. |
| Been there. While slowdowns & outages happened far more often during the [dot.com](http://dot.com) era when the networks were building out, it still happens.... always at a bad time. Today, if my wifi dies I can use 5G on my phone, but in a fast moving market when you have your finger on the button, the time it takes to link via phone is dependent on the broker's app. But, if the broker's system is down or the it's a systemwide thing... I just hope for a happy ending. |
| It hasn't been this low in a while. I guess all is great and we can expect no vol over the next month |
| VIX is broken. |
| Nothing is happening until Wednesday's Clown Penis Insertion. |
| VIX is under 15. |
| level of intelligence I expect from a top 1% commenter |
| Could be a big deal with current toss up for fed hike |
| its gone |
| I guess Iran can have nuclear |
| The Capitols have eyes. |
| Look at the strikes ffs |
| They will say the facilities are obliterated and Iran is decades away |
| I would like to subscribe to your newsletter |
| TLT |
| Go play beer pong bud |
| 🥭 is the volatility GOAT, we may remember these years fondly if he doesn't win again in 2028 |
| This can’t be good for the global economy ?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7iwi3pl5scih1.jpeg?width=1146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c75ea03826511c326e5bd926a27accceced738fa |
| This may come as a shock, but that first clip is more of a highlight reel and has an overlay audio track. That's not the music that was playing during the dance. \n\nThe second clip was live, unedited, no music overlay. |
| A.i data centers are nice and all. We already know they've invested big money into it but now that thats done how do you protect it? Hackers are definitely gonna come around so cyber security would be next buy. |
| If you turn it upside down, it's like youre getting the middle finger |
| Buy GCTS before Tuesday make your money back |
| It will continue to happen around the world as long as capital is able to continue accumulating |
| Open the f* casino. |
| Firewalls are a two horse race: panw and ftnt\n\nThe 'platform' is not unique to panw\n\nThe policy engine Nir invented is a work of art but there are significant bottle necks when trying to do deep packet inspection. This, in turn, significantly hampers the policy engines ability to work unless the firewall is oversized or they pair the firewall with an F5.\n\nCortex struggles to win over Splunk despite their claims, they have difficulty unseating crowd strike.\n\nTheir Prisma strategy is fraught with stalled development and failed acquisitions, although they seem to have it in a good state (seriously, look at the acquisition record).\n\nIf you subtract their price increases you get a better idea of their growth on market share - it's single digits at best. Then if you couple it with how many companies they've acquired and the hit or miss nature on integtmrating it into the platform and you get a picture of a lot of bad energy piling up. No idea if or when it starts to blow up but the picture of some kind of a paramount of cyber security is a mix between substance and show with the latter growing at a faster rate than the former.\n\nAgain though, they always beat in Q4, probably priced in, hence the 399 PE and 75x forward PE (they'll guide something like 20% cagr and that'll adjust down to 50-60) |
| Are you buying or selling options?\nHave you defined a strategy or are you still trying to understand what it works and how?\n\nI'm still learning, so I am taking a safer approach.\nBy looking at your list of options, I had an option as well for AAOI: it was a put at 65, expiration two days ago.\nI sold it, obviously. Because I believe 65 would be a very good price to enter, but also very unrealistic to reach.\nI ended up keeping the premium of 0.55 per share.\n\nA call at 170, when the stock was at 130 before earnings, seems a very risky gamble to me.\nThat's why I am asking if you have a defined strategy (I don't know the rest of the options so I can't judge by those). |
| Ticker? |
| My name Jeff~~~~ |
| If 🥭 makes a deal without nuclear, Fox News is going to have an on air panic attack |
| Very presidential of you. |
| Fuck or get fucked. Follow their trades |
| That's weirdly specific lol \n\nSounds like you're projecting |
| Unless it's an actual micro peen I'm not interested |
| Not really much of a loss here tbh, it’s not like you were going to do much in college anyways. |
| Id it comes in super cool that's a concern for a slowing economy. Needs to be slightly below for bols to keep going |
| Thank you for proving my point for me. \n\nLook at the gold medal routine in the female category, look at the videos you shared, and come back to me. |
| gambling is more like it, donating implies you were willing to lose that money! |
| I wonder how this will affect the US Petrol Dollar system…The whole system that built the Ponzi scheme we live in today. |
| Same |
| That is a fun fact! |
| Downald Trump |
| Then arguably single handedly ruined Free Olympic Trips for all break dancers, for the rest of history |
| We still gonna pump tho |
| Hippity Hoppity, there went my profity |
| Jacked to the tits |
| Mango has created the least capitalist market in recent memory and has the gall to be whining about communism all the time\n\nBetween his tariffs on a whim, market manipulation, commodity price shorting, direct government investment in companies he owns, open endorsement of AI/crypto industries, and war profiteering, this is nothing close to a free market. |
| BREAKING!!!\n\nTrump to rumor about a deal for a deal towards the real deal. \n\nSPY gaps up 1% in AH. |
| Hey man, college might not be for you, just find a local Wendy’s |
| Well don't get rid of the 01/15 calls just yet... |
| !remindme June 16 2027 |
| True. Especially when the cards get stacked against the average man more and more by the ultra rich |
| Googl better pump tomorrow |
| It’s not bad lol |
| Prepare the litterbox!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/zmio1bnfrcih1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2d35bf691312dcf062a16aaed95926938f66463 |
| Kinda funny how that works and I live in a blue as fuck city 🤣. They were SHOVING it down our throats. I’ve never seen a council meeting that packed with people against it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/dyv3dludrcih1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d33a431af56a7d4a8edc672b0997666904568c8 |
| Yes I think that's clear. |
| Be sure to bundle up so you don't catch a cold! |
| It always has been |
| Even tits? |
| Much like kangaroo courts. |
| Unarmed, maybe rocks and stone weapons may be allowed for the smart ones |
| https://preview.redd.it/bovxwaf5rcih1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dccb96f4d674d159cb32f20f623a8a4400321194\n\n \nLooks like that so mine could look like this. Ty 🙏 |
| If being a tv host is an easily obtainable job I’ll see you on the daily show next week? |
| Anyone who was in the service saw the Russian debacle at the opening of the Ukraine war and saw exactly what would happen to us if we tried the same. Disrepair, lies, inadequate training, etc. |
| Open the casino! |
| never thought it’d be me |
| Exactly lol.. which is why I love selling ICs |
| most loss porn i've seen on the front page in a while |
| Dow at 25. Bet |
| I like fidelity a lot, but I also don’t do any day trading, so I can’t speak to that. It seems like it would be a terrible platform for day trading. \n\nYea unfortunately their commissions are quite high. It is $0.65 per contract, and I came from robinhood which was $0.04 per contract, so it is definitely a big difference. |
| They just don't speak too loud. |
| I sign everything with crayons 🖍️ |
| https://preview.redd.it/yhkohz42rcih1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cf36dd56685ac6e03da90c41e6d31a13f760bdc\n\n\> |
| That's ma quant |
| Or is Citadel floor lower if the original price for the stock lower? |
| I wouldn't necessarily say that they didn't get anything from the metaverse, they amassed 600,000 H100 GPUs at a fraction of today's value. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1x1dd3c1rcih1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a93fa987cc08ce26da39820e3a886b1ea25b1f6 |
| 6 shots of espresso ☕️ a day |
| just like the courts there! |
| CPI data on Wednesday |
| Where? 👀 |
| They tried to hedge against their losses but the price landed right in the middle of both strikes. |
| But sir you hired all of those guys \n“Fake news” |
| ASTS down 15-20% and I’m loading the fkin slingshot |
| Putties and callies down under, mate. |
| Well sorry that my wife forced me to pack her boyfriend's cpap machine in my luggage and it weighs like 50 lbs, gosh! |
| Well to be fair, we have a former TV host as POTUS and another former TV host as Secretary of War… |
| Well the good news is that it’s only 10k. You could only afford a semester of community college anyways. Now it’s an online degree…. Look at it this way- you just got a masters from the school of hard knocks. Congrats! |
| Her husband is also a professional investor with a team of researchers and analysts with deep Wall Street finance expertise and Silicon Valley ties. \n\nPeople like them who manage funds routinely earn large returns without any insider knowledge. |
| Benjamin Netanyahu says he rejects a 15-point plan for Gaza by 🥭's Board of Peace.\n\nIn televised comments at Sunday's weekly cabinet meeting, the Israeli prime minister also said his military will not make "any withdrawal" from the Palestinian territory until Hamas fully disarms. |
| When it goes drop-bear we're fucked |
| Go on … |
| Yes, cuz ur gey |
| 2 tier justice system |
| An extremely wealthy and jaded woman advertises for a man who'd never had sex with a woman - she wanted a novel experience with a neophyte. She found one guy in Australia and arranged to meet him at a hotel in Sydney. When they met, she was pretty excited to see he was an Aussie hunk and verified he'd never had sex with any woman or man either - he'd grown up in the deep Outback with his Dad and uncles and so rarely even saw a woman.\n\nEver more excited now, she started taking her clothes off and the Aussie - started moving the furniture against the walls. She asked what he was doing and he said, "Well if it's anything like with a kangaroo, we're gonna need a lot of room". |
| Thanks for the money\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bvhfvuhjqcih1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ab3495b5035893ab2fa76625c43f9e860891de5 |
| True, but it would least lower their current demands and allow time find better alternatives. If Apple is allowed to use CXMT memory, this presents and threat. |
| I’m leaning hard pump over the next week to week and a half then panic sell off though EOM and September. |
| #IS HE DEAD YET? |
| Not that worrying to be down 8% when you're mostly in volatile stocks. |
| ur gey dude |
| won 50k today, life's good |
| wasnt that a game already? like elder scrolls u have the Redguard race, with higher athetisicm stats, but weaker INT and magic... |
| Hard to stop it when your basically all volunteer city council gets offered $1M each to stfu and let it happen. |
| However much comes after drinking a full pot |
| https://preview.redd.it/yw652tebqcih1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d83f7063702ab5ad60641d36957cab7e668cf036 |
| That’s not a regular kangaroo market 😉 |
| I judge the shit out if loading their luggage, and I always pity the losers who struggle the most. Pathetic, they need to have seperate planes for peasants and weaklings. |
| I loved that cocksucker like a brother, and he fucked me in the ass |
| You just described the last 100 years of US stock market history. This is about a recent trend within the last year and a half that isn't mutually exclusive with that historical trend. The market can be extremely volatile in the short term while also maintaining that "line go up" over longer periods of time. |
| Obviously would need to happen |
| Yeah, I have to agree with you that they were very technical and didn’t leave much room for creativity. However, her attempt at creative moves left no room for technical skill. She wasn’t flowing or doing anything that takes much skill if any. This, to me, made her set hard to watch on top of boring. \n\nIt seemed to me she just ignored the fundamentals or doesn’t understand them well enough to add creativity but keep to the technical skill required in breakdancing. In the end it just made her look very inexperienced. |
| Everyone for the past 3 years was laughing at Russia for being a paper tiger.\n\nAre these same people laughing at America now realizing they are also a paper tiger? |
| Open the market you bastards |
| 10 years from now you gunna be eating that statement and wondering why you didn't invest in one of the biggest tech stocks in this century. It's okay, bro. You do you, I'll do me. No matter what you say, it its not going to collapse tomorrow, it's still 4 years ahead of its competition even if it's competition triples it's production. |
| By a drug addict cousin but close |
| More like a wallaby market got me saying “well, I’ll be” every week |
| If you’re a girl? Not at all. If you’re a guy? Less of a man. |
| Theta dildo. |
| Yes |
| Go and save 46,000 bucks to gamble them again.\n\nRinse and repeat. |
| Ready for another week of losing money? |
| Depends, are you just short and can’t reach (kind of yes), are you the last one on the plane trying to find space when you should have checked your bag (yes), is your luggage obviously too big to fit (hell yes), all other scenarios (no) |
| With a recurring monthly subscription. |
| Grab the crayons but do NOT eat them. |
| Nice trade. When you first posted I thought it’d work out differently, but the kangaroo hops will be even more profitable, I think. I’ve also been writing more long-dated puts and building risk-reversals, holding the longs and writing against them on pops and repeat on drops. Nice that IV was so compressed last week, overall, too, for closing various shorts (I trade a few concentrated positions and then satellites, only hold a few lots of MU shares and LEAPS.) |
| stolen by psa? |
| Her before and after plastic surgery pics is a jump scare. Miss me with the fake hotness. |
| We just hit atm |
| The fear is the fall in Micron’s price after Nvida earnings call when they discuss testing lower memory with their chips. |
| So, it's cheaper to replace the wife instead of upgrading her 🤔 |
| I don't feel any better but sorry for you 😭 |
| They’ll do what we tell them, and they’ll like it. |
| All in! |
| Why is it dumb to disagree with paying the debt? It’s 90% social security to rich old farts anyway, you think these rich old farts care about the other rich old farts that much? Ever wonder why the debt just keeps growing? |
| You are almost doing all the right stuff mate. Now perhaps apologise and DM her? \n\nIn you I trust. |
| Because of the pouch! |
| Just sold what was left of collection. All my best cards had been stolen anyways. Got $350 im fine with it |
| 😭😭 |
| Unfortunately, I do not own a motorcycle. 😔 |
| Biggus Dickus McGee was the full name |
| sack up and use remaining capital to buy NDX |
| Nothing burger |
| Just need 🥭to lie some more and pump QQQ 3% tomorrow |
| You'll know you're in a Jimothy market when you're eating out of a dumpster behind a Wendy's. |
| Some time in December |
| Are the people sitting down judging me when I'm struggling to put my luggage in the bin on a plane?\n\nJust need to know how self conscious I should be. |
| Nurishes something agressive in a belly pocket |
| I fucking love it but I’m a gambler \n\nI need my regular biotech hit |
| Does Intel, Cisco, and Paypal ring a bell. Buybacks don't solve problems. Apple has done the same thing. Apple only wins because of their products / innovation and Monopoly. Apple stock at times went down even with buybacks. I would call this a reverse stock split when their revenues start decreasing. |
| Good morning wallstreetits |
| 28th most profitable Congressional trader last year by the way, was never even in the top 5. Not saying I like her, but I really don't understand why she's always the focus. |
| Meet me behind Wendy’s I have a proposition for you |
| Stock exchange should be liquidated. |
| In the first pink, there's no doubt that the dancing is physically impressive. That guy is incredibly athletic and flexible. \n\nBut it's sort of shit in that it doesn't actually align to the music in any way. Typically, dance is to a beat. This is just some guy writhing (impressively) on the ground while random music plays in the background. \n\nThe second link is fantastic, though. Now *that* is dancing to a beat. |
| LETS SHOW IRAN WHAT A BIG AMERICAN HOG LOOKS LIKE |
| Fair enough 😅 |
| Your girl on my dick call her kangaroo market |
| “Hormuz opening deal very close” 8-9-2030 |
| Ayoooo TACO crashing out\n\nWSJ: TRUMP EXPECTED TO LIFT NAVAL BLOCKADE ON IRAN IF IT FULLY REOPENS **STRAIT** **OF** **HORMUZ** |
| For the love of god do not buy puts on this. I am sure this comment is somewhere here but I will reiterate:\n\nTHE MARKET CAN STAY IRRATIONAL LONGER THAN YOU CAN STAY SOLVENT |
| Doubt |
| summer break might be getting extended |
| Jumps up and down like a kangaroo\n\nFuck you think it means? |
| You can still be a great bottom! (SPY 700 EOM! 💦🍑) |
| Whatever one is used for TACO meat. |
| never understood why ppl expect you to spend your money on them once they know you have money, like bitch stay poor I worked hard for this |
| Incontinentia... |
| https://preview.redd.it/sbxjj7j3pcih1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79bae9fb136f9081222473cf12a31863d3fbf107 |
| I had a suspicion you might be autistic, now confirmed |
| Lmao, I use it occasionally but mong is underrated |
| Without weapons, Samoans would win handily |
| The creator of Veggie Tales died recently. Cyclosporiasis got him. |
| Or both if it's CAPR and they lie in their trial data... |
| i got spy calls |
| What’s your perfect caffeine level? Mine is around 36oz of coffee |
| Camper caravans are showing up. Guess we are getting that data center we were all against lmao. |
| Sounds like you have another half left to try again |
| Only if they’re on oil |
| Nothing hits as hard as a biotech binary event. This shit can hit 0 or moon. |
| kind of weird you're not focused a skosh higher in the government, where most of the insider trading actually happens |
| Kangaroo 🦘 apparently |
| I think pump but who tf knows. If they dump I am a buyer. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1l2fbblwocih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17c2492de06d5c2f34a4b031ef2bfd891c9ba362 |
| And a good lay |
| Kangaroo 🦘 market lol wtf that even mean!? |
| man, really nice of you to donate your money bro |
| https://preview.redd.it/8r51r3utocih1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f309c9bab5b92aba8f6b5c22ec7e2f78b834f16 |
| Kevin Hassett might genuinely have the most slappable face in Washington |
| Dibs europeans. (Wait is it unarmed, armed, or industrial conflict)? |
| https://preview.redd.it/fuhc0nhnocih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63ec8cd40bf38c19a760bd50dd0d2daa54c4bcc |
| Or buy puts because you think something is overpriced |
| So you're saying we're actually in a stag market?? |
| Which you on the top K line of bottom |
| helicop 🚁 brain |
| when is phase 3 going to release which Quarter |
| 24 hours left to open the casino, I can't |
| This is a true story. Nearly 30 years ago my girlfriend’s cousin was a Tommy Hilfiger model (those kids got paid $50k per shoot in 1998 money btw). Ivanka wanted to be a model so daddy T called up Tommy H and asked for a favor. They fired my girlfriend’s cousin and hired Ivanka instead. |
| How we looking chat. Bear or BUll tomorrow? |
| Summer just reminds me how much I hate kids in public |
| Decades of bad C-Suite choices and mountains of shit debt. |
| Omgosh 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Baitin since ‘08 |
| So my calls are cooked or wha |
| Struggling to pay my mortgage and bills but I need a new truck. Is $70,000 at 9% interest with no down payment a good plan? Looks like it’ll be $1500 a month because I have bad credit. I’ll just get more credit cards if I max everything out again |
| only the bad parts, it's mango's economy when it works and binden's where it doesn't |
| I really just lurk in this sub for the absolutely deserved ripping apart of mostly every OP ever. Chuckles abound. |
| I'd say it's more of a 🤡 market |
| I have such a tiny cock ITS INSANE, SPY 700 EOM |
| https://preview.redd.it/qgsqudljncih1.jpeg?width=3213&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3226100a2e9d01566133d5b08881454880a14e52\n\n \n75k. You can correct someone’s spelling at 6:16am, I can earn millions and have a fully actualized life with family health and wealth. If I’m so retarted why have I lapped you so many times? |
| Personally, I blame Obama |
| buy it high and sell it low |
| oracle looks like a dead company |
| :hesright: |
| 😂 |
| Which animal is that |
| IM BACK BABY |
| Goes well with the kangaroo court |
| https://preview.redd.it/v391rwitncih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e7e691d82420cfe7b785d641009ea121a10d48\n\n |
| how old is this picture? I sure hope this ain't the future with SPY at those levels |
| black tuesday |
| There’s a reason Jensen et al. Are out there promoting agents and agents that use agents and more agents that use the agents that use the agents. They need you to use more compute to sell more compute to use more compute to sell more compute |
| But does she like Franks or Crystal? |
| Call that double bass |
| Buy 2-4x leverage everything and wait for Ken to come knockin. Can’t go tits up |
| Casino so soon |
| Not for nothing but I was somewhat stunned that that came out while we were at war. Seems like an important piece of information we might want to keep from our enemies. |
| First it was bear, bull & now it's kangaroo.\nGotta study again, man. |
| lol is he blaming the last 12 months on Biden? Prices are insane now. |
| If Nvida goes with lower memory, it can reach 100% output and obligations. Also, if it leverage better cache Nvida can refuse their reliance on memory companies and create an even more stickier Nvida product. All which, I believe Nvida will discuss on their earning. |
| If its cash secured puts it can be fine in high volatility periods, but anything else is pretty dumb |
| That is an optimal strategy! \n\nYou can also think "market can't be that stupid" and bet for cool down. But market is usually even stupider. That's my way of losing) |
| That's weird, my Calls I bought in March are up 120% already, everyone said it was priced in then too **:\^)** |
| This is innovation |
| Make sure you put your dog away. The pizza man coming to your house is known to get a bit…..trigger happy. \n\nBut no. |
| Keep going ! |
| Put the remaining in VOO, and your principal will likely double in 4-7 years. Then you can start college at 27. It's never too late to go to skool. |
| Preposterous amounts of testosterone. \n\nInspired by the PowerThrist 2 ad 🙂 |
| Bloody Monday incoming |
| So buy Amat? |
| Who told you to do it? |
| Why the fuck did I just get a Facebook friend suggestion from “Jeffrey Epstein”? |
| No OP is stupid |
| 8%? 🤏 |
| Wtf |
| Jumps |
| It's recessions all the way down.\n\n[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis\_theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_theory) |
| Options are for trading. Hold them for less than a week. Theta decay will destroy you over the weekend. Set trailing stops. |
| Absolute deal breaker |
| https://preview.redd.it/18w242g0ncih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf04d0554336bdd46a5b5076737ed4a05baf26d3 |
| Fingers crossed they’ll remember to send out 1098-C’s this year |
| Why isn’t BTC at $100 yet |
| Cuz I'm not gay like you |
| Loch Ness Monsterket\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hbuj823ymcih1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a9ae40ac65dc8ee64b1b24efad9772410fc5ae |
| Nah bro KEEL, the insider bought a shit ton, and they received approval for their new sites. They are shifting towards profitability and I think they will announce a contract at earnings |
| Internet portfolio ASTS RKLB MU NBIS and SNDK |
| I'm down |
| pics? |
| Cock and balls pattern forming on my chart |
| \-8% loss... |
| lol it was a good idea i use margins when the market was down. Pump it 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| My condolences |
| I thought it was stegosaurus market? |
| Hassett on CNN still blaming Biden for grocery inflation |
| Asts loss team check in! |
| How about you goog my fucking nuts on your chin |
| U can lose money in bull markets as long as you buy the top and sell the bottom |
| https://preview.redd.it/nvzwlaxomcih1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb7518b4085a6120ac7c448c0eebe21e4a8f3bfa |
| Big double quarter pounder |
| 50% so far! |
| Trite, but, "always has been"\n\nJust growing increasingly corrupt and picking up speed with robots all reacting instantly to other robots... When will voters change their minds regarding self-harm? |
| Weird seeing one of my photos on here |
| 🥭, that you sir? |
| She was the one deciding who went |
| It takes a special type of regard to reach his level |
| 😂😂 |
| Then you are all set fam |
| I thought they were just saying that to get support for their insane defense budget increase bill, but now that 🥭 is denying it I know it’s true. |
| What's the quote? Something like "laws bind those it does not protect and protects those it does not bind?" |
| How can so many native speakers be so wrong? |
| She’s a 10 but she hates Tabasco sauce 😞 |
| Profits buy share |
| Like everything these days it's p2w |
| I sold LEAP puts at $480 🤷♂️ |
| Am I the only one who loves the kangaroo market? Trading the volatility has been very profitable. |
| Those are the native american versions |
| I bought around $20,000 in call options when TTWO was at $190 in March this year. My price target is $300 by March 2027 effortlessly, and I think $350-400 is likely. |
| Or if you got big cock and balls, like myself 😐 |
| Okay, you would … So? |
| https://preview.redd.it/2u4p8qs5mcih1.png?width=247&format=png&auto=webp&s=68250afeddb61893806cb67d9eec63169f4c1348\n\nhmm interesting ser |
| Like kangaroo court but the market |
| I believe we have won but we are deciding whether we need to win again or pay the losers large sums of money. |
| I downvoted my own comment it was trash |
| exactly, I don't understand why some people are getting so butt hurt when she is mentioned negatively, she deserves it all... on top of taking up the place for the Olympics she's been smug about it which is a complete insult to the actually talented breakdancers. Raygun sucks. |
| Biotech is so 2005. |
| Good thing Wendy’s is always hiring. |
| Actually looks like a cock and balls. |
| Trading is too strong a word for what I do. I like to call it donating. |
| I have a hot small tit wife - confirm it doesn’t work due to tit size |
| Wrong sub |
| You're 20. Should have just put that money in some funds, contributed $100 month and not looked back for 30+ years. Best advice I ever received... "It's not about timing the market, it's about time in the market." If you don't understand charts or TA... options are then worst thing you could ever play with. Now you're going to chase to try to get back what you lost, only to probably lose the rest. |
| GOOG and chill |
| Do kangaroos know how to fly to the moon? |
| This is from months ago when were bouncing around SPY 650. We bol now |
| Yes, long everything into SOXL and steadily average in! |
| Thank you for sharing this. It’s so easy to be a gay bear and root for hard crashes because you feel the market is irrational, completely forgetting who really suffers through no fault of their own. Really makes me hate the system even more, that investing in the market is essentially mandatory to retire. |
| If you look at it this way, if you would have put it in an IRA and done VOO for 40 years you’d have like $1.5M! |
| Far dookum. |
| Yes |
| Next time before you join some bot campaign pump and dump read the filings lmfao. Hertz was always going to fail. |
| 🥭: Who said we don't have munitions? 😤 Bunch of liars. 🤬\n\n🌎: Sir, it was the Pentagon that said that. \n\n🥭: 😮😯 Fake News! 😏🤙🏾 |
| what's the latest on ~~Vietnam~~ Iran? |
| Go to the bogle head sub if you want a source ya mong |
| https://preview.redd.it/2fj4uw1mlcih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8be680bd2d958264e6c2d26e7182402b54758f8f |
| I'm excited for tomorrow. Im more excited to watch the WNBA after these two (Wo)men, and I'm sure more, get drafted. |
| Nothing cuz market will never crash again |
| At least you got a big red d\*ck |
| what could go wrong |
| CUVL - profitable biotech with a massive phase 3 result approaching and the stock has barely done anything so far. Markets fucked right now |
| Bro played every number and lost on all of them. |
| Call me retarded but starting to believe BTC might have bottomed honestly |
| Revenge trade only work if you got a hot big tit wife other wise it wont. Hope that helps |
| Liquidity is the thing the billionaires removed from economy.\n\nTrickle-down-nazis will hate me for saying that. |
| ABCL up 17% Friday. I am either going to the moon with my 60+ calls based on the pre-market phase 2 result conference call, or to the earth’s core. Wish me luck. |
| 7 more hours until the Sunday casino opens |
| With the workforce participation rate going down / less jobs AND a lot of IT jobs cut it might slow down. As per recent job data earnings aren't growing that much, there's a lot more growth in part-time and there's growth in low-paying areas with stagnation / less growth in high paying areas. |
| Elite knowledge 🤣 |
| You think a game similar to Pokemon where u are an alien coming to earth and you capture different races of humans and make them fight each other would go over well? |
| I finally have 1k karma😍, now i need to avoid being downvoted |
| I haven’t checked the news, do we have peace this weekend or war? |
| Not if he held though |
| Pokémon cards are about to get the Beanie Babies treatment soon |
| I couldn't agree more. We're at that point where being governed by Big Brother is the lesser evil. |
| Stephen king ? Have you read IT ? Lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/2uht1lv0lcih1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dc13bad6a72d39491a9f9ca7622762886858abe |
| Puts? |
| Well, it’s a convertible note arbitrage…..so yes.\n\nAka\n\nJPMorgan hedged the fuck out of it. |
| Emmanuel NO! |
| yeah he would say that regardless. The absolute worst possible thing for berkshire is for the new ceo to become unpopular immediately |
| If I had bought Netflix at IPO, sold and bought bitcoin in 2012, sold and bought GameStop, sold and bought NVIDIA I would be a billionaire. \n\nHe’s got more money than you. |
| Either that or he could just close his eyes |
| ☝️✅️ |
| Hopefully nbis shorter will close pre earing and let it go. Otherwise expect some bullshit to kill the stock price |
| Is htz dead? |
| This is an expensive lesson, as they say in the industry consider this as a cost of tuition. Learn to get to first base before trying to hit home run. |
| Long term no but short term definitely possible |
| 200 |
| Kangaroo looking for Tacos at Wendy's. |
| are you the boyfriend or the dad ? |
| wood. i dont even care, she can deport me after |
| Why the hail were you buying at 161 buy it low and sell high |
| You mean speculators? |
| Was it all 0 DTE? |
| TLDR \n\nThe US..., it's fucked |
| Loading 2 dozen 30-delta Jan 2027 expiry calls on DRAM after reading this |
| https://preview.redd.it/8emjp96hkcih1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb466c2d1c3c5c18bf6b7c3599c83e2c94ae1eb |
| This and she made it to the Olympics in this event due to cronyism and connections rather than merit\n |
| S&P 500 up 13% ytd and vix is 15…. How is that not a bull ? |
| Ivanka is hot. 🫳🎤 |
| Obviously, you're not a finance major! |
| We see can now see who decide 👀 |
| I don’t know about an intruder, but if a vacuum breaks into my house my dog is gonna fuck it up!! |
| Explains why it was banned in China since day 1. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ig2c96kckcih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f193c2af3c0740e33a5a41df10f06c6fc8fdafb5 |
| Our AI tracks our most intelligent users. After parsing your posts, we have concluded that you are within the 5th percentile of all WSB users.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| It makes sense,\n\nOn up days people are enthusiastic how they made all this money, and on down days they don't mention it. Then on up days they are enthusiastic, and on down days they dont mention it.\n\nThey don't actually make any money overall, statistically they almost all lose money if they trade, but they FEEL like they are making money because they only ever think about it on up days.\n\nIt's like people that bring in scratch tickets declaring that they win overall but all you have to do is look at the percentages on the back and know that's not true.\n\nCertain people really gain in such a situation; like the ones that are flipping World peace back and forth while they steal the losses from the fools. |
| GTA Online 13 years later makes 500 million dollars a year lmao, people definitely still dump hundreds of dollars into virtual items. That's almost 1.4 million dollars a day GTA 5 still makes them. Last Fiscal year, 5.2 billion out of their 6.7 billion total revenue was just from recurrent customer spending, not full game sales. |
| Fuck, I had initially thought you’re talking about my country Malaysia, because it sounds EXACTLY the same. |
| Isn't there Orchid something? Four floors of h.....or something to that effect |
| Not to be confused with its parent, kangaroo courts |
| The fact that you spent 145k on that ugly piece of junk proves my previous comment is right on point. Appreciate your help, buddy. |
| Tis not even a bull but an Indian buffalo. \n\nFcuking apt. |
| Waking up and not choosing violence is how we lose wars sheeple, wake up 😠 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 |
| Did ya try diversifying? |
| smh I'm over here outsider trading |
| It's done you a favour. College clearly isn't for you |
| Just like the courts! |
| Rooish |
| that region been fighting for thousands of years at this point the world just needs to let it happen |
| “your share” \n\nget the fuck outta here |
| Did you know what I meant? Am I writing a formal academic dissertation? Is it acceptable to use emojis and smiley faces? Other than making you feel good did your comment add any value? Here is pictures of a $145k watch you can’t afford (one of a 1.2m collection) your proper use of the English language can’t buy. No one likes you \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0ysaybzzjcih1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2167a9d174658e5c99dcce57bd5003f4413fd746 |
| Rules and laws are for the poors. |
| OP used all lower case letters and the news used all uppercase, it is practically a different word. Definitely thankful for the circle |
| bitcoin made hundreds of thousands of dumb retail investors with no concept of marketcap hold on to stocks thinking they can go to $50,000 a share |
| Conservative, risk averse long term steady investor here, have I come to the right place for advice? |
| I just nutted on op’s mom’s OF. It was hot af |
| Because there is no market making entity I think big enough to handle that kind of call volume. |
| JUST IN: 🇮🇱🇺🇸 Israel rejects President Trump's Gaza peace plan, says it will not withdraw until Hamas fully disarms.\n\nThey thirst for forever war, just withdraw troops and let them have what they desire. |
| Basically: I wanted to gamble, make lots of money, instead I lost and now I regret it. Says every single person once they realize losses are easier to come by than winners. |
| Always a Wendy's around the corner to help pay off college debt |
| They'll add memory to sockets and allow customers to use it on newer GPUs if memory doesn't get cheaper soon. |
| Good luck at the fast food job |
| Unless you're studying healthcare or how to work with AI school won't matter anyway. |
| https://preview.redd.it/evrx2v6pjcih1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee932bb0c9a70bd9bec5c07ec16a5ca4f96bbd4a |
| You need to get a side hustle to pay this off… |
| Hope you all have a profitable week ahead 🤗\n\nApart from you u/Sandisk_made_me_rich\n\nMay your pillow always be warm on both sides and may you always have the itchiest of nutsacks 🫰😠🖕 |
| Roger finna hit you w the windup punch |
| You'll never be an internet legend with that attitude |
| You fill yours with a load every time you use it too? |
| Pulte got rage baited so hard that he became director of national intelligence. |
| Forget travel insurance\n\nEye 👁️ ran gonna start selling Hormuz insurance. 🥭 to pay the highest premium 💀 |
| You can make a shampoo bottle last a really long time if you were careful |
| Damn, weekends are when my portfolio bleeds out in slow motion, can't even stare at the chart to numb the pain. Y'all just vibing or panic-scrolling too? |
| They get away with this because the overall public is not angry enough. Not ln the slightest. |
| CORRECTION |
| Do 60k on 0dte Spy puts on Monday and you’ll get it back |
| FACT OF THE DAY: Before a mentally impaired New York banker discovered leverage, the deadliest weapon in the world was widely considered to be a marine and his rifle |
| https://preview.redd.it/ifxyya4ejcih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c349946852ce35272dde4f4ecf83b05fa0be908 |
| https://preview.redd.it/e75b707djcih1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1306c677f5215902c6ebc4bcdf3399ff1c353f4f\n\n |
| Maybe, but i eat a lot of kaiserschmarrn when i'm in austrian alps and that shit is delicious. |
| Okay good. I dealt with hardcore caffeine intake. That will cause so much extra anxiety or at least it did for me |
| Australian here. Shit is FUCKED.\n\nOur cost of living is utterly absurd, our politicians are brazenly breaking the law, and every government system is utterly rife with corruption.\n\nThe only reason the world doesn't hear abous our probles more is we're too small to actually matter. |
| 1: time machine, $600 inflation-adjusted Freedom Bucks, a Windows 98SE\n\n2: buy 10K BTC from your local pizzeria\n\n3: break up with your girlfriend who throws your PC through the window\n\n4: try to fix your HDD yourself because you’re broke and can’t pay for the $6,942 pro service\n\n5: finally get your first loan and let pros repair your HDD\n\n6: HDD is completely empty, and your local PC repair shop has closed their business and last you heard they’ve taken a plane ticket to Macau |
| Plenty of hookers in sg |
| You would have panic sold on one of the many drawdowns, unless you were in jail and literally could not have sold |
| This pilot is slurring his speech while telling me the weather is good and the flight should be uneventful 💀 |
| Eric you can’t say the T word. |
| Yeah, they are clearly keeping expectations low, that sell off on low net bookings guidance last earnings was so silly. The 95% institutional ownership of this stock really shows in moments like that. |
| It’s more of a groundhog market anyway. |
| And when you forget the password and only have four chances to get it right. \n\nAnd you know it’s some Fall Out Boy line, but can’t remember which letters got the l33t speak. |
| 🥭 may bail on securing a deal for no Iranian nuclear weapons via WSJ.\n\n"For weeks, President Trump had been laying the groundwork to declare victory in the Iran war should Tehran fully reopen the Strait of Hormuz, even floating the idea privately to senior aides that he’s willing to walk away without a nuclear deal, U.S. officials said" |
| as an aussie I take offense to this, logic would dictate a kangaroo market is one that can't backtrack? |
| the ole 95% haircut, a classic |
| I bought METH for 30. And used it |
Nah. When someone says "breakdancing athlete," I still remember this, because of the actual skill:  scott wills break dance amazing break dance www.youtube.com  Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Video) (4K Remaster) The official video for “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley. Never: The Autobiography 📚 OUT NOW! Follow this link to get your copy and listen to Rick’s ... www.youtube.com |
| S&P is at ATHs. What're you talking about? |
| Iran is just hugging his leg and biting like the perpetually bullied schoolboy that knows they have one shot of wearing down their harassers. |
| Did you try restarting the app? |
| She reminds me of Sid from ice age. |
| Thank you for proving my point for me. |
| dawg finance is so fake it hurts lol |
| 🥭🤡👎🧠❌ |
| Wait what the extras in the box we always get with those bananas.. you know the white snow.. that also ways.. |
| Yep, for sure not you, confirmed 😒💅 |
| Austrian isn’t bad. Irish is meh. Didn’t even know Iceland had food. |
| Yes of course. Every buttcoiner and litecoiner somehow has always bought just below the current price and they're always in profit but just not yet millionaires, just a few more months bro™ |
| Should put the people responsible in front of a kangaroo court then |
| Oh, so that's why I keep getting punched in the face |
| The real market\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0hmdmr9uicih1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=98489d4859dc31a95ec098b18eac675175f5c85e |
| This chat is gay as hell, god damn. Funny enough, the Germans actually have a word for this: gaychat |
| Brought to you by Carl Jr |
| Sydney is like 2-3 movies away from becoming Bonnie Blue |
| So instead of bearish and bullish are we allowed to say "that seems very kangarooish"? As in "his moves in the gulf feel very kangarooish" |
| Yall think NVDA can get 250 by Friday? |
| SOUN, please |
| top 3 pre-orders on the PS5 store are the $100 edition for GTA 6, $150 NBA 2k27 edition, and the $100 edition. TTWO will have a stellar year. You're telling me Roblox gets to tap into the 100 billion market cap at less than half its revenue, but TTWO won't increase significantly? TTWO is clearly valued pretty low currently, considering its future. |
| It’s true that I have no memory of any of the other competitors at this point. |
| Lmao who actually looks forward to the weekend thread, just buy more calls and stop overthinking it |
| Source? |
| Wait til you find out Olympic boxers go for points and not the knockouts... Olympics are about pointmaxing, you get what the point systems rewards. |
| Laws only matter if they're enforced, and a criminal is currently in charge of enforcing the law. |
| Have you tried not participating in an obvious scam ? |
| Just left Vienna mid week. Lots of Schnitzels and sausages 🍆 but plenty of other options |
| Appears 90% of this sub goes full regard |
| This never ends well |
| Just wait for it to go back to .06 |
| What a fucking National embarrassment they are |
| Over the course of ten years, the game Pokémon GO collected more than 30 billion images of the outside world through its players enabling the creation of the world's most accurate map. The owning company recently sold the game to focus on using this data for robot training and military collaborations |
| No crying at the casino kiddo. |
| To think any pervert here would only engage with one sexbot is extremely generous. They'd need to have at least two, and they'd be so violent with it they'd break it. |
| mofo thinks nvda is cutting HBM down because people need less memory. They literally cant sell their whole gpu if they don't do that, and memory shortage will be just as severe. The thing frontier models need most is HBM |
| why\n\nwhy can't someone actually be a good trader for fuck's sake, why are we all salty\n\nCongratulations OP you made it |
| Big dick energy |
| I bought META at $330 and i sold at $90 |
| Lol why do I have a feeling this guy gonna dump his 6 figures straight in the casino |
| You left 38b... with our current govt that's going to set us right back where we left off. |
| I'm buysexual |
| So OP just needs to play the options but gouge their eyes out after placing the bets? |
| Try to flip it on black, if u win we can get a 40 trillion edge |
| https://preview.redd.it/kf02rz6gicih1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf0a174b6fd82824e0cc4adf57e0b2427a5d878a |
| QQQ ATH in August confirmed 🤗\n\nThen when this guy FOMOs in at the top in September we dip 10% into mid-terms\n\nHe’ll short again in mid-October and we’ll close the year at ATHs\n\nOP, please post before each of your regarded moves, thanks ☺️ |
| Thanks, bud. Greatly appreciate it. |
| Dickus Gigantus |
| Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! |
| He has a wife you know… |
| Leopold, that you bruh? |
| Im cashing out at 20 million. My sweet spot. |
| I, for one, welcome my imminent terminal bankruptcy. |
| Thoughts on a PUT on ONON? Seems like no one wears that crap anymore |
| Only if you’re all a bunch of bad bad boys. |
| This sub has the best comments |
| should I become a hertz bot or a soun bot or a memory bol or a gey ber today |
| Hey OP, can you enlighten us as to why LTC is indeed the future? |
| Only a month old too lmfao |
| Why anyone would buy stuff off the street these days is beyond me |
| I bought at 42$ |
| Huh? You mean price down? |
| Scarlet all the way. I am not attracted to the other one. |
| better than cocaine |
| He doesn't want to go to jail. Perpetual Gaza conflict keeps him out of court. |
| I assume you go to 28k with full ports and got to -95% with full ports. |
| Fun fact: kangaroos will retreat to water when feeling threatened, because they will try to drown you |
| Better than Biggus Dickus? |
| Not even some tiny green balls, just tiny red balls |
| They don't understand man they have no idea. At some point MU does massive buybacks if the price is too low and you profit a lot. |
| Probably more people go through it. It’s human to make errors. Plus you couldn’t have known |
| Doesn’t matter |
| HIT IRAN HARD SHOW THEM WE ARE BOSS |
| Or paid my medical bill lol |
| Cringe username lmao. Way to show that you're a baggie for charlie lee who dumped his big bags on your faces |
| Better than ciggies innit? |
| I AM A NERD WITH ALPHA |
| Well yes winning some is always better than holding and losing |
| I said below this was an oversimplification\n\nI’ve talked about this on Reddit before. I looked at their market cap, their revenue, their project pipeline, their leadership, blah blah blah\n\nWhen I say a “$5 stock” I may as well just say “a penny stock.” The bottom line is they were clearly cheap, and they obviously were, considering their current price and valuation.\n\nIt’s not like ASML is worth more than NVDA. |
| He used her back door |
| new day new ragebaiting wsb apes |
| he seems to have no money for that travel anymore |
| Sorry you’re 38 billion short plus late fees. |
| Okay. This is more or less my story but it was the down payment on our house. I came to terms with it. Eventually. |
| IM A BOSS HAHA. IM AN ALPHA, NERDS |
| The final PEG 0.00, fullport when it happens |
| Predicting where SPCX stock will be week to week is like predicting the flight path of a butterfly. Pointless. |
| Because you're not the President. \n\n |
| I'm having a mental breakdown and everyone needs to panic right now. \n\nF*uck it's over.\n\n- Warren Buffett |
| It’s a perfectly equal and fair system. If you pay a $40 million bribe, you will get off Scott free just like everyone else. |
| What about Emo territory? |
| An Irish stew can hit. It’s not in any way good, but it lets you feel like a medieval peasant for a bit, which has gotta count for something |
| I AM AN ALPHA MALE CHAD |
| 🐝🐝 rejects peace plan because of course he does. |
| Banbet nvda 250 5d |
| It’s missing the year when the wallet provider gets hacked and the coins stolen. |
| Will palantir hit 200 |
| FUCKINGG PUMPP IT ORAGNE MAN |
| bagholder propaganda \n\ni'm cashing out a 16x, i dont have a crystal ball |
| I haven't been able to for a long time.\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/iuo0kwrkhcih1.png?width=1306&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8eb35160a8624e067a97982237a1851bde3ed21 |
| Nancy Pelosi’s favorite kind of habitat |
| 24 hours until I can watch my memory calls hemorrhage more money and ultimately lock in a massive loss, probably. |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Insider trading is literally ILLEGAL isn't it? How do we wage slaves not get away with but billionaires do? |
| Hindsight is a bitch |
| “Your share” is insidious |
| Their |
| the stock market shows that once people get a little bit of money they are exactly like billionaires except without the billions of dollars |
| So buy in 2011 and get out in 2017? |
| real |
| Holy hell 😂 |
| “It’s time to bet against America”\n\n\-Warren Buffet |
| Idk, I might be stupid but I know that alot of AI models just straight up alloc a giant block of memory when loaded in, so if they reduced the amount of mem per GPU, it would likely just push these corps to buy more GPUs with less memory to get the same amount of total memory. \n\nUnless they manage to do zome wizardry and make AI genuinely more memory efficient, but with models just getting larger and larger even if they made it more efficient it would probably just be a green light to scale up the params of a model |
| Too much winning |
| Why not assume we have multiple lives? Or maybe we keep reliving the same life? |
| https://preview.redd.it/g9tj5a8ahcih1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ac697f7c7d38966d0def30c75a7451acdfcb7d |