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| Calls on defense stocks? |
| bad calories/price ratio |
| I downloaded their app and tried it for 5 mins before realizing I was too regarded to use it. You’re cooked |
| buy bars from Costco |
| Except premiums are shit so he’ll make $1k at a time then get called away when it finally does rip |
| You gonna hold these to zero? |
| 9.5-10 premium is decent - about 2-3%/monthly gain on at current stock price. |
| Stilll young with no experience \n\nCalls on SOUN |
| His plan for the mass unemployment is military/war, same as Putin |
| Because they want to feel smart if the bet prints. Everyone knows, anything with "We" in front of it always fails in a spectacular fashion. \n\nAlso, they hate themselves for still using Robinhood because they are supposed to hate it, so they want an alternative to replace it, so they can finally sleep at night. |
| He’s never looked at the 6M chart |
| At some point this will be profitable |
| Skip the gym and just throw up after you eat. Eazypeazy |
| Chuba live TD was such an easy 5x once I saw him getting run |
| 1 year: "0 wars" -> "Am I in good enough shape to bag big boots Latina refugees?" -> "Is my apartment big enough for an Iranian refugee's harem?" |
| shares lol who tf cares you are down on shares. give it 20-40 years or maybe even 50 you got all the time. stupid shit i only like option loss porn. |
| I’m definitely going to McDonald’s to order salad |
| Butter and brown sugar |
| Going to being bagholding for a while at this avg cost. For reference i hold similar number of shares but at \~8.3 average and probably will keep adding more if it dips below 8 again from what i gain from CC's. |
| I mean maybe buying a Chinese app in the middle of a trade war was a bad idea? |
| how do u see tockenization of assets and prediction markets affect bitcoin/crypto? |
| Worse than bacon in a 600 degree oven |
| close enough |
| Be grateful you made 1k today\n\nThat’s more than how much wsb bois makes |
| Shegseth at rklb? |
| Once unemployment goes back to 10% everyone will be a day trader |
| yeah same logic |
| It already dropped 50% in nov/dec. if it does, I’ll buy more |
| Shit is shit, and unless you're a Tesla or Palantir, shit is still shit. |
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| Buddy (and anyone else reading this) go look up what a 10b5-1 plan is before saying random stuff you heard.\n\n“Liquidating his position” is hilarious.\n\nThe “insider sales” you’re referring to are scheduled sales. It’s like a bonus plan. He sells 45k shares on a schedule… not at highs or lows… just whenever the schedule hits.\n\nDo you know how many shares Daniel Dines owns?\n\nIt’s over 38 million.\n\nDo you know what percentage 45k is of 38 million? A 10th of 1 percent…\n\nINSIDER SALES INSIDER SALES RUN AWAY. The ceo sold a tenth of a percent of his holding.\n\nGet out of here. |
| Basically a hedge |
| You good, just hold this a long term stock. HOOD started the same way |
| bought more silver medallions |
| 😅 |
| Post pics of your hike when you get back |
| Right now everyone is laughing at us 🌽 tards.\n\nBut gold and silver miners are issuing shares at the fastest pace in over a decade. Why raise billions? So they can capitalize on high prices and fund tons of exploration and growth.\n\nWhen a lot of unviable projects become very attractive and supply floods the market, people will realize why 🌽 will win in the end. |
| do share |
| Burry bought puts on ORCL, lmao my bags are saved 🤣🤣 |
| 100% |
| I think it would be better if we went straight to the gambling tables |
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| Iran strike incoming |
| blocking |
| AMC calls of course |
| Instead you became regarded. Good choice. |
| Ciao! |
| Hey atleast you still have 30k to retire with! |
| Where are these ads? |
| if we can have data centers on the moon, then why not stock market 🤔 |
| Still, if the AI bubble pops, they will go down with it.\n\nBut as a longterm hold it should be golden.\n\n...until Gyna invades. |
| be machado:\n\n1) back trump military operation in ur own country\n\n2) dedicate noble peace prize to trump |
| What do I look like? ChatGPT? |
| Just finished watching Sicario days of soldado. \n\nGood movie, except that dumb mall woman who took her child closer to that 🅱️om🅱️er to exit the store |
| Puts on Preply, wtf that girl is so annoying. |
| There’s plenty of regard on WSB that are buying calls for $Bull |
| Going to sell some gold jewelry and then go on a hike. Goodbye |
| You’ll be just fine. Weather the storm and your returns will beat SP500 in 2026. At least you own shares and. It decaying contracts like a lot of regards here.\n\nWebull has recently become a profitable company after years of operating at a loss, and current financial results suggest it’s now generating recurring profits. \n\n📊 Recent Profitability Results\n\n2025 Financial Performance\n\t•\tQ1 2025: Webull reported its first GAAP profit, with net income of about $13.1 M and strong operating margins driven by revenue growth and cost discipline — a significant shift from a loss in the year-ago period. \n\t•\tQ2 2025: The company posted its third consecutive profitable quarter on an adjusted operating basis and grew net income compared with a loss the previous year. \n\t•\tQ3 2025: Webull delivered another major profitable quarter — adjusted operating profit and net income significantly improved compared with last year’s losses, with strong revenue growth outpacing expense increases. \n\nThese results show Webull moving from a history of losses into sustained profitability as its business scales and trading activity grows.\n\n📈 What This Means\n\n✔ Profitability achieved: Webull is no longer just a high-growth startup losing money — it is reporting positive earnings on a GAAP basis in some quarters and consistently positive adjusted operating profit. \n✔ Growth trend: Revenue has been increasing significantly year-over-year while expenses have grown more slowly, helping margins improve.  |
| Holy shit. I was literally just looking at Asian salmon recipes online before coming here. |
| Bulls telling retail to get out of cash are actually the good guys. Making sure they get their share of the gains coming, rather than getting hosed by inflation and taxes.\n\nCan't speak for bond bol, that just sounds like stock market ber trying to capitalize on a crash. But it's not cancer for bulls to predict what will happen and position appropriately. We don't "want" anything.\n\nFed is going to print money regardless of what we do. They already started QE. |
| Grabbing two pizzas |
| They can sell 215 covered calls at a time. March 20th $10c at .56 premium a call. 12,040 in premium collected, wait till theta decays the option, buy back at 90% gains. Repeat the process. Can even sell the $12.5c for .24 a con and collect $5,160 in premium while being even safer. Subtract the premium they collect from their cost basis and eventually their cost basis will be much lower and if they get called away just sell cash secured puts to collect even more premium. |
| It is football season baby |
| Carney in Gyna next week. Big beautiful deals are cummin’. \n\nBetter learn gynese, Canucks |
| The WH statement seems to say no private claims can be made for the assets. \n\n\nSo is this blocking Elliot or helping them*? |
| After many failed bets, he is going to get one correct. For now, it is miracle that this guy is still solvent. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/CEOofBeanz made a bet that AMD would go to 280.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 214.781 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 11 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Why would you put300k into feces like this. I would go to cash and wait for a pullback then buy some quality companies |
| So many good options and you pick this one |
| The play on Venezuela and Iran is likely to control the flow of oil. I wouldn't be surprised if the protests were initiated by the cia and Mossad. They have done it numerous of times before. \n\nGyna gets most of their oil from Venezuela, Iran and Russia so it makes sense for the US to interfere. |
| They balanced it out with AMC. |
| 🌽 is going down because SPY will be up on monday |
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| put it in *CHOCCY MILK*🫴 |
| *inserts thermometer* needs another 5 degrees |
| Don’t ask me. I only eat at Wendy’s |
| Why did I become a crypto currency investor? 😿 \n\nI swear it’s fake and 🌈 but it just looked like it was going up 😿 |
| Yeah, get paid to have hedges tank your shares.\n\n10/10. |
| "the decision is final and for all time"\n\n\n🤣 |
| I would cut the loss move on, and just buy spot on rivn or buy spot on webull, don’t hold any of those 2 for 6months - 1 year. Minimum 2-3x for sure . Avoid leverage at all cost this kind of money . Have to play to live another day , the. Get liquidated going back to work 30 years |
| anyone have any good salmon recipes? |
| https://preview.redd.it/hxpylaoxilcg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edeefb50a15f2bef57f9e3a8e733d3531cf400c0 |
| Oh. Well, I'm not a smart man. You have to inform me because I do not know. |
| Not too sure about it...\n\nHe would likely jump on the lolita express instantly in hopes of raping minors. |
| 1. Or all the easy gains have already been made and incremental progress will be slow and expensive\n2. Okay and what will the bond market do in response to that? What will the voting public do in response to money printing and further inflation?\n3. This will only happen if inflation is also 4-6% and double digits in 2027; see point 2\n4. Seen as a good thing until it isn't and then it's suddenly a very, very bad thing\n5. Usually the case before shit hits the fan\n6. What actual wealth has been seized? a couple billion dollars of oil? not even a drop in the bucket against the deficit and it's not like keeping an armada in the Caribbean is free. |
| As people mentioned, sell the wait for them to correct to get back in. Rinse and repeat. Well done!! |
| I’m more of a buy puts at the bottom trader myself |
| Reddit loves to make a martyr out of people when shit like this happens |
| loool |
| Historically semiconductor is highly cyclical, full of boom and bust. When the market is hot due to demand increase, prices go up. Then manufacturers expand and ramp up production greater than demand and price goes down. Rinse and repeat. |
| Good luck getting any premium! |
| Im in Uk and believe it or not bull is better than hood in many ways. Its not user friendly, but it works as fine. Its a chinese stock though. For a small acc, bull is your friend. Takes time but u"ll be fine🥰 |
| Options for bol dummies:\n\n1) ber sells call, bol buy calls and celebrates\n\n\n2)ber sells more calls out of the money and in the money to generate more premium(tendies), bol still celebrates\n\n3) bol call gave green scratch but still not as profitable as mighty bergang manipulating market\n\n4)market gets inflated due to higher influx of calls, volatility increases\n\n5) big brother ber-whale-lord takes dump and unloads msssive fleet of calls precisely inputted at targeted strikes\n\n6) bol gets liquidated, new bag holder created\n\n7) baby bol is born and repeats mistake, market keeps going uppies forever until global meltdown \n\nThis has been a ber propaganda service announcement 🐻👀🫵🫶 |
| How confident are you that the merger will go through? |
| I would finally get that pesky faucet fixed |
| All of them want to profit off drop shippers. Amazon makes most of its profits from AWS, but it's charging third party resellers to warehouse and deliver their products that keeps the lights on at Amazon retail. |
| Denmark should rename Greenland to Epstein Island so 🥭 man stops talking shit about it |
| The idea is that it’s yours if you can defend it lol |
| When ally bombs drop |
| Walter Payton wags finger |
| pistachio cake |
| Okay done with the gym, now I can eat away my losses |
| Just hold it will jump up. There seems to be more people getting into trading. But damn why not hood? |
| I bought 5 of these and dipped, regret not holding through the META announcement but profit is profit ig\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/nybvbqdqhlcg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52aeab92c7542c3fcdeba1809db6b0226e66c3bb |
| Not cooked at all, just sell covered calls on your shares |
| You tried to drive a car forward into a cop multiple times? |
| https://preview.redd.it/bn2fm8rihlcg1.jpeg?width=797&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba14cabca7a151c7c94034f7d6be7e37e8b23ac2 |
| This is wallstreetbets not antiwork |
| Done it many times. Not been shot in the face once yet. Though I don't live in a police state. |
| Oh wow Citgo used to be everywhere, didn’t realize that was Venezuela |
| Based |
| You still have 32.19% of your portfolio to average down your cost basis. Do it 👑 |
| Retard detected |
| Bro get involved in stock lending |
| SPACs have too much against it. Too many warrants and dilution. Even if they have a good product. Companies go the SPAC routes for a reason. |
| elliott is trying to buy citgo (owned by the venezuelan state oil compay pdvsa) for $5.89B\n\nIn 2023 citgo recorded a net income of $2B and ebitda of $3.3B\n\nnow trump is blocking the sale of any venezuelan assets\n\n\nhttps://www.citgo.com/newsroom/press-releases/2024/citgo-reports-fourth-quarter-and-full-year-2023-results\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/business/energy/trump-signs-order-protect-venezuelan-oil-revenue-held-us-accounts-2026-01-10/\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/business/energy/elliott-affiliates-589-billion-bid-recommended-winner-citgo-auction-2025-08-30/\n\nhttps://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2026/01/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-safeguards-venezuelan-oil-revenue-for-the-good-of-the-american-and-venezuelan-people/ |
| buy my calls and his puts 😆 |
| Try being a ber on Shift4 and CELH, and see how mods bring down the wrath of Gods on you |
| Nah just a law abiding citizen who knows not to be retarded and interfere with police |
| What are you talking about? |
| They need more silver to make military missiles. |
| # daily reminder bol is cancer. AI bols want us to go bankrupt over spending trillions on useless data centers. defence stock bols want WW3 to happen so defence stonk go up. bond bol want recession to happen so they can cut interest rates\n\n# |
| Better be with parents money 💯🇺🇸💪🏼 |
| You went from being able to rent a moderate apartment for a year to renting a higher end apartment for a year to being able to buy a mansion to living under a bridge. |
| gravy seal retard detected |
| Look at every other police shooting recently. They all get paid leave and live a normal life after. A bunch of soft Redditors bitching online ain’t gonna change shit like it never has every other time something like this has happened |
| Sold at 144 lol |
| low rise boot cut and thongs bustin slack, midriff baring....probanly named Lacey Hillary or Kim, freaks |
| # gimme a sweet 10% correction while I am full in cash.... fuck I am coming so hard thinking about that.\n\n# since I started trading, I lost more and more my interest in ladies.... just let me buy cheap calls after a rout and send it.... yeahhhh fuck yeahhhh |
| 49 of 50 would. That one though.... |
| I wish Webull would edge me\n\nBetter start selling 215 CC's on it to eventually get your money back. |
| Hurr hurr yeah, hurr hurr based. |
| Not really worth it if you can just print money. |
| Bag holder |
| # i would have agreed but i wont because they are hoarding all the flairs and i have none |
| If this is serious why would they do this and how could they justify it? |
| Nah Americans would hand it over like the obedient dogs they are |
| The man ain't able of critical thinking |
| He will get paid retirement and live his life lmao |
| This was so obvious im chapped i didnt do it lol |
| Agreed. They let this sub keep a little edge, and I appreciate that. |
| She wants a position in the new government so badly. She can unofficially give him the medal and diploma right? |
| Lol good luck. The people with physical gold and silver also tend to be armed to the teeth. If even one in 50 of them make an issue of it it would be a fucking blood bath. |
| This post is very ber |
| So did he. Not gonna have an easy life from here on out. |
| Not cooked but cooking |
| She kind of fucked around and found out. I’ll never be in that situation because I cooperate with police if they are talking to me. It’s not that hard |
| You got that right. I did leave out the part about it being one leg of a calendar spread. I may be able to turn it into a risk free trade if the market moves right. Or small profit likely. |
| just seems that the government is desperate to stave off a sovereign debt crisis |
| Government will soon confiscate all physical silver just like they did with gold back in the day at $100 |
| I’m at a shopping mall. Popular fashion is trending towards 1990s style and that is what they are selling at the mall. It’s just as shitty as it was in the 1990s. |
| I agree. I get kicked out of almost every group I join within about 20 minutes. My karma is about 97% because of my long standing membership with WSB |
| Sounds like AMD lol |
| Ai Gore you say? |
| Lol at that cop who will be looking over his shoulder for the rest of his life. |
| Busy buying a house |
| What, plenty of options in the internet. Where do you live? |
| You see oil executives, everything the light touches, that will be my ballroom. |
| Well you're down 94 k so that's not very good. |
| Mods r still very ghey and they will fuck you if you try some stupid shit 🌈💅 |
| Lol, that's not a thing he can do. |
| >It's many moons by horse and wide oceans of travel. \n\n>But they say WSB is still standing as the last of the free cities. |
| I’m not the biggest fan of seeing murder on my twitter feed so I mute a lot of words to stop that, the entire fiasco with the woman didn’t reach me (until I opened Reddit, L) |
| about -95k |
| Puka Nacua was the 20th WR selected in the 2023 draft, 19 moronic front offices passed on him. |
| I think you'd be surprised at the amount of people that double down after a losing streak. \n\nI think you'll be pleasantly surprised at your achievement. |
| Subjectively is a bad company, but it’s definitely growing. It’s all about sentiment |
| Subjectively is a bad company, but it’s definitely growing. It’s all about vibes maannn |
| A fellow BULL bagholder… |
| If you don’t have $750,000 in a trust fund from your parents by 23 years old what are you even doing with your life |
| Anyone feel like private equity will be the pin prick this time? |
| Well done cooked |
| What u mean |
| leverage on re is kind of funky though. The leverage ratio is the highest at the start, but each additional payment you leverage ratio decrease. Since you are paying down more. \nThen there is how much debt to income ratio bank is willing to lend you. You cant exactly max it out.\n\nThe "theoretical" leverage in RE looks high, but "realistic" bank allow you to use is lot less. Comparable to equity leverage imho. Depend on the equity asset you bought, the margin maintenance ratio can be more or less. IE: safer asset like t bill can have margin maintenance of 2%. So you could max it out on 50x leverage and play fed interest rate event. Extremely dangerous if thing goes against you but reward if thing align your way. So there is asset dependency on how much leverage you can get even within the equity market.\n\nHard to compare 1 to 1.\n\nforex leverage is whole other world all together, 100x to 500x, some off shore unregulated brokerage offer 1000x leverage. But very shady and unreachable if thing goes wrong. |
| I’m at the mall. The 90s are back. Just as shitty as before |
| Just because there are a lot of rakes out there doesn't mean you have to step on every single one. |
| You know the reason why they’re doing horribly is because people like you are still using RH instead of WeBull. |
| BER IS SO FUK LMAO 😉 |
| This is why I am becoming a religious man. |
| I’m too broke for that |
| Never thought it would apply but I guess you can really *stay broke by taking profit.* |
| Imagine not listening to a cop when they tell you to stop |
| Was being sarcastic |
| I guess you’re about 34% cooked according to this screenshot |
| I own Greenland sorry mango |
| Why is wsb so obsessed with this shit company just buy hood like? holy shit |
| I can't wait to replace every overpriced human contractor with a sex robot\n\nNo more ads, cheaper to get the job done, you don't care about seeing her butt crack while she's fixing your toilet, and you can have sex after the job is done |
| Calls on what? Here i am though, I did buy some calls recently. |
| Buy the credit card stocks with 10% percent interest |
| Not to be a kiss ass or anything but I actually respect the mods on this sub. They don’t seem to get too involved with the discourse and are pretty relaxed with what goes on. I’ve said some wild stuff and the only times I’ve been banned is when I’ve made a retarded Banbet |
| Inference token costs? I’m way behind on computer science. |
| All he had to do was hedge the position and no capitulation. When your dealing with that much money |
| I don't think that much, I'm only copied to the tune of a few hundred thousand. I can't have lost everyone much more than 100k in total |
| So is Iran thing about oil? Or getting Islam out of the country?\n\nI know Iran was like a western country before Islamic revolution??? |
| The devil went down to goonville |
| Maybe, challenge it and prove me desperate. |
| You put $276K on $BULL. That is how cooked you are. \n \n I missed TSLA therefore I will become rich with RIVN. I missed CMG therefore I will become rich with CAVA. I missed HOOD therefore I will become rich with BULL\n\nAlways ends the same way- portfolio destruction. |
| Don’t worry he has a Robinhood position in his webull account |
| Analysis? |
| You misspelled Gamestop |
| Big dog , come on now |
| If you didn’t get calls, you’re dumb. |
| There's an option you can select when you open it, either to copy all trades or copy new trades only |
| 15% if it snows or something I would go higher |
| Retirement is a scam anyway |
| He said investing, because he's not an idiot |
| I’m kinda in a similar situation as you, not invested that heavily, but I’ve seen selling covered calls, trying to bring down my average, 25 cents at a time… |
| Mango: if Denmark set it's ship on this land 500 years ago it doesn't mean it's theirs.\n\nWell, what about US, Donny? ... |
| which other subs? |
| You smell like shit. |
| I just answer the door in my robe, flash a lil something |
| Covered calls until you can break even |
| Should have sold in 2025 for tax loss harvesting. \n\nThat is worse stock than Painpal. |
| The trick is to fail your way into success |
| I go get it myself and use the money I save to make terrible investments. |
| That Intel Nana kid would have been up more than half a million. I think he deleted his account after so many mocked him.\n\nHope he held on to the stock & someday resurface to show the gains |
| Just sell at a loss so mine will rocket up pls. |
| When did you buy these? |
| Biden’s were off by 5-15% vs trumps 5-500% when compared to ADP payroll data.\n\nThe government numbers have become disconnected from reality. Biden’s were biased. Not imaginary. |
| They know what they signed up for, I've wiped out 50% of my portfolio in a single day before and all my trading record is visible to them lol |
| Mommy |
| Yes? Woow |
| Where are all my retards that bought calls at the top?! |
| I love the irony of you apeing a quarter mil into a shit company while simultaneously using their biggest competitor to do so. |
| What's a strategy? |
| You’ll capitulate at 5 and it will rip to 25 after |
| Distance based usually. Base is 2 then 1 per mile. So 5 miles is 7. I don't really order anymore though its a huge racket and I don't like Cold food lol |
| Just keep grabbing for it, I've gotta get it eventually |
| I got leaps patience young padawan |
| Trumps numbers are off from ADPs by up to 500%.\n\nIt’s literally disconnected from reality. Biden’s were overly optimistic but reasonable 5-15% divergences. |
| that sounds like major doctrine, biden try to pull student loan forgiveness but stop by major doctrine. But this one is even more significant than that. Cant wait to see how supreme court going to dance around this one and pretend suddenly major doctrine dont matter anymore |
| If he does a dance for me and drops his pants $20 |
| You know they're not a credit card company, right?\n\nLess money spent on paying interest means more money spent on other products/services. |
| Poors buying less on credit doesn't affect the broader market? |
| Trump capping CC interest at 10%. SOFI is fucked. I expect a huge dump Monday. |
| That I can see. But even then the way to do it is through legislation and a light touch - simply make there be no recourse for these companies to go after their money in cases of default. |
| Political bribery existed for a long time way before them.\n\nMan is complex and great families, institutions, cultures and even nations often decay. \n\nBut their positive contributions of the time cannot be understated. |
| Still doesn’t make any sense. Not sure how you got any upvotes. If people left because of progressive tax policies how would that make the right wrong? Lmao if people actually leave or not is still to be seen but your logic is retarded |
| I average 60% a year profit |
| Bruh this is just a hopeless stock. Should be going up but has no momentum. Might trim a bit for opportunity cost and bag hold the rest another earnings or two to see if things improve. They should. They have a good platform and preferable to RH in my opinion. But it’s all about sentiment. |
| You know how hard you have to work to lose money when you're born into extreme wealth? It's almost impossible. People just keep lending you more no matter how badly you do.\n\n\nNo wonder the lazy fat slob is still rich: he's never done a day's work in his life. |
| haven’t been relevant since 1985 my boy |
| How much do you tip for doordash |
| qqq specifically excluding banking/financial stocks. so unless you are counting on a second order effect. The credit card cap will affect nasdaq but not qqq |
| Capping at 10% seems like too much regulation. They need to go after the cash advance payday loans. those are fucked for le poors |
| All in on the Bears\n\nFuck the Packers 🖕 |
| Well yeah those $1200 contracts would be worth 10000 or more |
| GOOGL will soon be the #1 company in the world and there is nothing u can do to stop it. |
| I don't know man, never looked for new cars because I cannot reason taking the initial value hit as first owner. Used market on the other hand values more used v8 mustangs than m440i from the same year. Mainly because of manual option. 100% tax is ass talk, they have to be within emission, so euro 6/5 as per year produced. |
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| Total Dissolved Solids?\n\n\nMine are pretty low, nice peat filtered water straight from the moors. I could whip up a great peated whiskey I reckon. |
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| [Machado’s Nobel Peace Prize cannot be transferred to Trump, Norwegian institute says ](https://thehill.com/policy/international/5683039-machado-trump-nobel-clarification/)\n\nGreat fucking headline lmao |
| He sucks at guitar and always posts himself playing acting like he’s good |
| He didn’t even need to invert the chart or change colors from red to green. He’s a magician, a master of his craft. |
| Did he have big bulging trouser pockets? |
| Imagine shooting someone in the face because they said they weren't mad at you.\n\n\n\n\n"Are we the baddies?" |
| Found 🥭’s account |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Meta had a rough go in 2021 then again in 2025 it will get to 800 if those are real shares and not leveraged in my opinion you are not in a bad spot. |
| Flair checks out. |
| Trump moves to block courts from seizing Venezuelan oil revenue in US accounts\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/business/energy/trump-signs-order-protect-venezuelan-oil-revenue-held-us-accounts-2026-01-10/ |
| Yeah why would people with money invested care about geopolitics smh |
| I mean my $2 $OPEN calls are up 780% but I ain’t selling |
| I am not saying they buy AMC. What is the con of netflix producing a new movie and putting it in theaters versus putting it on the streaming platform right away. Really nothing. They will have the ability to partner and make an extra 5-10 million on every movie produced and then put it on there platform |
| Including your ass |
| True, it will be much harder to get a credit card. So cc's will then only be for borrowing money at 10%. People will start carrying around cash because restaurants will charge less for cash or may even go completely cash |
| Ya all suffer from TDS\n\nALWAYS FIND A THING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT\n\nchill, life is pretty ok, go touch grass... |
| I bet they knew as soon as they saw me\n"Goodnight, it's over with" that's all she wrote |
| Outside of the stock market (which was trending up at the end of Biden term) , this administration has objectively been a disaster for the average American. |
| Theta burn 🔥 |
| I would not want my last words before being shot to be "It’s fine, dude, I’m not mad at you,”\n\n\nI think mine would be "bulls r fuuuuuuuuukkkk. Urgggghhhh". |
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| Also pioneered the field of political bribery and pawn shops\n\nActually, fuck those guys |
| TDS |
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| Would you recommend some energy stock to buy? |
| TDS |
| 163 million employed Americans. 0.0003 increase. Probability even that number is overestimated. 1.0000 sure. |
| There’s always more America to bomb |
| like that plan a lot\n\ngood luck |
| 25k on one stock? 😬 (unless it's from the top 20 in the s&p i guess) |
| hi imakegoodinvestments |
| all of this reeks of desperation |
| "We will provide larger, longer, and more predictable contracts to companies like this one. Companies who can actually delver at pace and at scale." - Pete Hegseth at RKLB headquarters. |
| Hey can I smoke salvia with your mom? |
| It also means no cards. They would stop giving cards to poors. |
| TDS |
| For businesses, yea. That means shits going to cost more |
| I don't give a shit about what people think about what Kevin O'Leary thinks. |
| He's going to be on such a downer when he runs out of countries to bomb |
| No, why is he talking again? |
| Theyre not tho |
| Oh ok |
| It means poors won't get to have a credit card |
| Their name and posts. Etoro has this Facebook like feature/social media thing going on.\n\nYeah I rode the European defence stock wave earlier in the year. I finished 2025 up 43% |
| An OF degenerate tried to tell me that options are only for people who don’t have a lot of money…bc I made fun of her 2% return ($500 btw) on some bs stock. People sell ass for the price of a dominos pizza and all of a sudden they’re financial advisors 😂😭 |
| Investing is inherently gambling |
| Fair point … “discover” wasn’t the right choice of words … they don’t discover anything but conspiracies. |
| we are at the precipice of *GLORY*🫴 |
| Should I sell my Visa shares for that 10% cap on credit cards? |
| Does anybody really give a shit what Kevin O'Leary thinks |
| Increased transaction fees too |
| Every time you think about turning bearish, think about the following: \n\n1. AI is still in early innings. America leads the world on that front. \n\n2. Trump's person will take over as Fed chair, jobs reports, CPI, PCE, all that shit won't matter any more. They will cut rates and print money like drunken sailors. \n\n3. GDP is about to grow 4-6% in 2026 and could reach double digits in 2027. \n\n4. Regulations and oversight by government agencies that used to put some brakes on corporations and banks are a thing of the past. \n\n5. Companies especially S&P500 profits have never been better. \n\n6. The administration is actively seizing wealth and resources around the world, not to mention the hundreds of billions Trump extorted from Gulf nations and the rest of the world. All that newfound wealth will find its way to the stock market. |
| If 🥭 goes after state control of credit card rates, banks are fucked. |
| Ber rich in things of the spirit |
| Because the price action yesterday made a bunch of self-proclaimed geniuses all-in on calls at the top before close |
| Epstein itself is a distraction from the sovereign debt crisis |
| "Make Iran Great Again." You're fucking kidding me. |
| The Medici and Florentine bankers were Gigachads.\n\nDespite what at the time were revolutionary innovations in paper money, bank exchange notes, double-entry bookkeeping and their huge contributions to a booming economy, society looked down upon them. Sometimes only above pimps and criminals.\n\nChristian teaching at the time still taught usury as a sin. A lender was often rejected communion. So what did they do to gain status? They used their wealth to fund the Renaissance, becoming patrons to arguably the most concentrated explosion of art, science and knowledge in history. |
| Attacking ISIS is old stuff. Even Obama was bombing them. |
| Take the whole portfolio out and all in TQQQ in the next 6 months, come back and post our $1M gain (99%+) |
| He means money behind the oven, dummy. |
| 10% cap probably means no rewards. the only benefit to cc's will be not carrying around cash |
| Hi kapooj |
| Huh there you go. Didn't know that, must be a US thing |
| That pottery class really paid off |
| He fartin on it |
| 200 please and thank you |
| Hey King you dropped this 🧠 |
| Thats why ber is poor |
| I live for fungo pizza |
| Thanks |
| Do rules even matter anymore? |
| Enough to party |
| Just bonbed syria |
| Why? 🤔 |
| It's legal to emigrate from usonia. For now. |
| You don't know what you're talking about.\n\nMiners who secure the network work on the L1. Off-chain L2s and L3s siphon transaction fees away from miners like parasites... Miners work for $BTC. The BTC issuance paid to miners is racing to 0 exponentially. If there are no fees for the miners to collect they'll quit spending money on POW, and the whole thing becomes insecure and worthless in no time.\n\nIt's nothing like VISA, because they don't rely on the dilution of their shareholders to pay for all of their infrastructure costs. They earn themselves money by collecting fees.\n\nMiners earn 1% as much from fees as they do from new BTC being minted. In 20 years, miners will see just 1% as much BTC being minted as is today. Even if the price went up 100X to a $200-trillion market cap then it has to double to $400-trillion just a few years later at the next halving or its security gets cut in half instead... then double again and double again. And that's just to maintain today's current level of security (is that enough for a $quadrillion network affecting governments everywhere?).\n\nOr if the price doesn't achieve quadrillions of dollars, transaction fees must instead become $1000s, with 100% of every block being full even in economic downturns. Which hasn't ever happened (fees are under $1 right now), and nobody using the network even wants that. Not to mention because of UTXO if you make like ten transactions your fee becomes 10X as large just to spend it an eleventh time, which would only serve to push people off of L1 onto parasitic L2s and L3s fueling this same problem. |
| Exactly. These idiots don’t understand what’s net gain or net loss is |
| I thought I had kind of figured out the trend myself and was ready for a pullback again, so I also bought some puts last week. I was very very wrong it seems. |
| Can an executive order enforce that or does it need congress? |
| Uhh, negatively fucked? This shit is going to crater Monday. |
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| NAS100 is just the 100 biggest non-financial companies traded on the NASDAQ exchange. Walmart switching over guaranteed inclusion. |
| holy fuck |
| BLOW EVERYTHING UP\n\n🇺🇸 |
| I got qqq puts how bad am I fuked |
| I’m not touching this rams game unless it’s a live bet lol |
| Bout tree-fiddy |
| You with me?! |
| shiht hole dictatorships < *FREEDOM* 🗽 |
| Any chance we get some bad macro to prevent RKLB from hitting $100 next week |
| I moved 2500 miles away from family. I have new friends out here that I love. Family I try to go home and see every 6-12 months. But life is still way better now |
| DM |
| enough for *FREEDOM*🫴 🦅 |
| He didn't even mention syria before... old mango losing track of them targets? |
| Thanks I made them myself 😊 |
| How about family and friends. That you don't miss? |
| Best trade on WSB \n\nSilver is going much higher |
| Canceled my Netflix yesterday. About 3 years too late, but what a collection of slop it is these days. |
| Sorry u my next stop track me on the app bro |
| Gunna need SoFi $35 and HOOD $160 and NVDA $230 . Yes ATH |
| "Effective January 20, 2026, I, as President of the United States, am calling for a one year cap on Credit Card Interest Rates of 10%" |
| He let you know about his hiv or what? |
| sex isn't even cool anymore |
| Ok I'm in on DOCN. Buying shares monday.\n\nI just set up my project on it and the AI told me how to do everything and what I was fucking up. Super easy.\n\nIts much easier than AWS. |
| Ber does not concern himself with opinion of bol |
| very bearish on US markets outside a few themes |
| Nice. I bought Amazing Spider-Man 300 and Hulk 340. |
| How much oil does Iran have? |
| So you just delete your messages when you get proven wrong? |
| Don’t forget Nigeria they got oil too |
| Yeah it’s not nearly as easy as it used to be. Honestly with interest rates where they have been it seems like it’s hard to find anything that is cash flow positive rn. I pay $1350 a month for a 2br 1ba so I’m kind of content with that for now and just stack my money in investments |
| There’s also the fact they’ve been contracting with the CIA since the 70s |
| Lmfao.\n\nThe entire world cumulatively used the Bitcoin network 300,000 times today. VISA processed over 650,000,000 transactions in that same time just in the US. You still can't buy anything anywhere with BTC without converting to dollars first... nearly 20 years into its experiment.\n\nSeems the world is using everything else much, much more. USDT alone sees more transactions per day than BTC sees in two months. I guess that means Tether has higher intrinsic value than Bitcoin considering it shares identical properties with BTC as far as the ability to flee your country goes.\n\nThe world is speculating on how many fools there are by using BTC as a medium. Coinbase alone holds what 15% of its entire supply now? Most of it is getting usurped by Saylor and ETFs, not your everyday people. No one wants to actually use it in any way it was allegedly intended for, and what its exponentially waning security budget was designed around, so it's really laughable to call what's going on adoption.\n\nGood luck with your bags, tho. I'm sure when the 21M max limit is removed to avoid its inevitable security collapse it won't affect its speculative value too much! Y'know cos the entire world relies on it or something. |
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| fact that everyone is bullish just means its overdue for random mangoswan event. |
| All we need to do is build a mcdonalds franchise in Iran boys, guaranteed millionaires |
| My AMAT shares once again carrying me 📈 |
| I don't like your attitude |
| Keep seeing NBIS ads everywhere... they are not spending their marketing budget very well if I am the recipient of their ads |
| yes and move into aapl instead |
| I'd like that |
| Jesus, sounds like a proclamation from a Roman Emperor.\n\n\nI guess we're in a 27BC kinda situation... |
| Bitcoin is a settlement layer, and transactions happen on L2 and L3. Much like visa isn’t actually transferring cash. You don’t know what you’re talking about. |
| What happened? |
| I get it and had 6 rentals, did w low interest rates and precovid housing increases. \n\nso much tougher now and have sold 4 and want to be rid of the last 2 as well\n\nzero regerts |
| No one on WSB using something is kinda a Bullish sign though... |
| Sir, could you please keep it down. *This is a regarded daycare.* |
| https://preview.redd.it/uwjke5rk8lcg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=585515f8b5b6f2658def25ae21635e01656078b1 |
| I agree.. the problem is that during the april dip of last year I just started trading and I didn't know it 😭 I am in fact keeping some cash aside to buy a leveraged etf at the next correction, but who knows when and if there will be another one.\nBy the way, a leveraged 2x nasdaq100 etf (in europe we have one called LQQ) seems to work pretty well not only after a correction but also in the long term 🤔 |
| Don’t forget the maintenance, taxes, insurance while we’re at it. You can lose all your equity if one big maintenance bill comes up like a new roof |
| Already 25% of the port |
| Half the stocks in my Robinhood watch list doubled in value. My portfolio bounces between being up 14% to down 10%. I only bought 5 shares of QBTS at 3.60, and only 10 shares of PPTA at $18. I watched intel when it was at $20. Pain. |
| FUCK BERS.\n\nTHERE IS LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE REASON TO BE BEARISH. EVERYTHING IS GREAT. POORS DON'T MATTER - SPENDING IS SOLELY DONE BY THE RICH AND THEY ARE SPENDING LIKE CRAZY. INTEREST RATES GET CUT. EXTREME GDP GROWTH. VALUATION IS OKAY, NOT LOW BUT ALSO NOT REALLY THAT HIGH. QE COMING BACK. NEW FED CHAIR --> CUT RATES EVEN MORE. \n\nTLDR: EVERYONE IS RICH AND EVERYTHING IS FINE |
| Brakes are like $200 you can do it yourself |
| Lmao, this comment was on 12 likes at one point, now it’s on 8. What pedos are downvoting this? |
| You in DC? |
| I’m comin thru, me and all my bois, smokin loud, I ain’t hearing you, Kodak bring tha noise |
| Why 10%, why not peg it to the fed interest rates. Let everything fall in one single swoop |
| Why is my pizza delivery taking so long |
| 500b more military funding means we’re going to need a lot more troops, get ready for the draft |
| I will never forget ✊ |
| Now you're reminding me that my brake wear sensor light came on briefly a couple of weeks ago, that's going to be $2k lol. |
| Papa Jensen speaks and suddenly everyone remembers storage exists lmao. Meanwhile I've been bag holding WDC since 2023 thinking I was early to the AI storage play, turns out I was just really really early |
| shame on u |
| The trick is to become an audi mechanic. Once you do that theyre very inexpensive to own. |
| They're gonna corner the Nike tech market |
| Yes |
| Nah, my 20s were pretty good. |
| Don't, tried that once and I still think about it to this day. |
| any predictions for PLTR next week |
| lindsay was born without shame |
| They’ve been good throughout the war. S tier casino |
| Nice Jugs 😎 |
| Don't tell me what worked last year. Tell me what will work this year. |
| What? If all the companies move because of a progressive tax they will just blame more shit on progressives and say they were right all along |
| Thailand? You don’t need PayPal. You need Pretty Boipal |
| same playbook as Libya |
| Working on completing Uncanny Xmen 200 - 300 \n\nBuying assloads of pikachu and umbreon raw cards |
| SOFI is so fucked fuck this stupid ass stock |
| Yeah that's the move. Tempted to do this on margin too at the next correction. |
| you forgot the leverage used in RE brother |
| Those fat fks must have high cholesterol eating all that pizza |
| Nah not at all. Fuck school and all that bullshit. I’m 31 and can actually afford to do shit on my own. Life is way better now than it was 10 years ago |
| Thanks for pointing to eToro. Might consider to Open a small Position. It seems way oversold currently |
| 192% spike at We The Pizza outside the Pentagon 😮 |
| a ton of warmongers here since weeks, disappointed |
| At least we got football in 25 mins |
| Chevron: "That Venezuelan crude is too heavy, but that Iranian stuff..."\n\n🥭: "Say no more" |
| Miss Lindsay couldn’t handle a paper cut |
| After or before greenland and mexico? |
| Xanax, weed and few shots. You’ll wake up in the future |
| Ur gonna love ur 30s bro it's chill af |
| Wait. We plan to attack Iran now? |
| you can smell the mango shit on his breathe |
| People that buy real estate/land for investments are so dumb. You can literally make 100% from a market correction through 3x ETFs in a year while appreciation through real estate will take over 10 years+. For example, you could have bought soxl last year when it was down over 70% and made over 100% in like 6 months or tqqq near 2022 lows and 100% in a year. A non brainer to put into stock market. |
| ..unless you’re holding metals 😇 |
| Humility |
| It's a roof, not my Audi. Nothing on the audi costs less than $1000 to fix. |
| "Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it's true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it's four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."\n\nHe was telling us to buy OKLO this whole time. |
| Wait until you're 38 or 48 |
| a *strategy to lose money maybe yes |
| Israel has no interest in a functioning Iranian state. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8g7wwg4b6lcg1.png?width=65&format=png&auto=webp&s=3549434fe8334b35c58927290f205882116b9f60 |
| Huh? |
| Ha ha yeah exactly 🤣 |
| Now US will attack Iran ? No new wars !! |
| Sir Jacob T. Earth, who discovered earth in 1967 |
| It's going back to 95 this week. Sources: trust me bro |
| Didn't even use Llama to generate the post 🫵😹 |
| Petition to replace WSB mascot with Nana (at least for a week) when INTC crosses $100 before the end of 2026. |
| TO THE IRANIAN PEOPLE: your long nightmare is soon coming to a close. Your bravery and determination to end your oppression has been noticed by \n@POTUS\n and all who love freedom. \n\nWhen President Trump says Make Iran Great Again, it means the protestors in Iran must prevail over the ayatollah. That is the clearest signal yet that he, President Trump understands Iran will never be great with the ayatollah and his henchmen in charge. \n\nTo all who are sacrificing in Iran, God bless. Help is on the way.\n\n-Lindsay Graham |
| I’m 40 and it’s way better than my 20s. With age comes wisdom. Seriously. |
| You have to preheat your moka pot water or else you’ll over extract your coffee. |
| Nothing cost only $1000 to fix |
| Do none of you people calculate EV? |
| US has been bombing Syria for the past couple of decades. |
| Operation Epstein Who? is expected to continue for three more years minimum |
| Double down. Open more calls. |
| But maybe someday |
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| Every time I see a picture of Zuckerberg, i still see some dorky reddit kid in everyday clothes not needing to prove himself. So I will apply this image to how he runs meta and it screams bullish to me. He's spending money where it needs to be to grow not creating a fake image.\n\n\n*Not financial advice. Regarded advice. |
| What about late for dinner |
| why are you heating hot water |
| Yes it is. |
| Well theyre paying out to someone. The guys that bet on no. |
| I didn’t realize this sub is for the poors |
| I would pay 10,000 more dollars just to not deal with the ugly-ass i4 bucktooth grill |
| Has everyone just forgot about Epstein now I take it? |
| Thats not a saying |
| Guy just called a honda accord a luxuryish sedan |
| working time travel machine |
| Not me, childhood sucked. I reminisce about teens and early adulthood tho. 16-21 was peak |
| scam the scammer |
| I've been wearing sweatpants since 2015 |
| life is beautiful, enjoy it |
| You're about to be 30 man \n\n\n\nStop that shit lol |
| Put your trading app full screen, then use Firefox picture in picture to watch your video content. |
| 18 shares at 618 is not a small position though. |
| Kinda romantic |
| Uhhh Apples and oranges much? They literally can't turn into each other, because one is exchange based, and the other is total market |
| Guys I’m so bored on Saturday I’ve just been chatting with a scammer all day lol |
| I was new to RH and trading in general in 2020. I didn't really understand altcoins. At one point had a couple Bitcoin (around 6k each) and about 2.5 million doge (around .0025 each). Of course I sold for a 2% profit the month before Elon starting shilling it. |
| gotta live in the present |
| $AMZN.\n\ntime to sell? |
| damn, nice numbers. I'd throw you a copy, but I'm worried you'd blow it all on more ETOR! |
| Nice. I was just saying poly has a way of not paying out lol \n\n\nGod speed man . Be safe |
| breaking us strikes isis in Syria. |
| Honestly, most Iranians wouldn't mind seeing the Ayatollah in a Nike jumpsuit and eyes covered onboard the U.S.S. Iwo Jima soon. |
| Exactly |
| I feel you, just bought all the Absolute Batman 1st prints. First comics I've bought since I got my driver's license. |
| this is sub is for tards and big money to burn |
| Who here thinks about childhood and gets really sad...I miss it man\n\nMakes me depressed. I'm 28 and 10 years flew quickkk |
| LMAO |
| No cash secured puts would be -20 contracts. |
| Puts it is |
| Well there you go then. You’re not as bad off as you first thought … no felony required! 😉 |
| that was me- i exited at the end of the year to harvest some losses (& lock in the mondo recovery) thinking the current price was already precariously manipulated \n\nso of course |
| Mixed left over bottles of blue, purple, and orange windshield washer fluid in to my car and now the windshield is starting to melt. |
| No PUT is safe, but at least you’re smart about it have plenty of time for it to fall. |
| It’s no wonder Facebook *feels* like 90% bots but it’s actually just idiots being fooled by an algo. |
| I’m from Zion my guy, already got calls on our attack. Most likely US will attack Iran, Iran attack us, then we fuck them up. \n\nHope we get greater Israel by eoy |
| Again that’s not how it works. It would also mean the inverse of what you’re thinking. Someone sold a massive order for profit that made the candle disappear. You’re also on a very fast time frame which means the candles are not really representative of what’s actually happening with the ETF. Try 4hrs and daily charts, 15 min charts are very misleading. Also the market is CLOSED as in no trades no matter who you are. |
| What happend |
| Two wars?! |
| “Show me something that doesn’t cause cancer, and I’ll show you something that hasn’t been invented yet,” George Carlin |
| And they don't take Apple Pay (at least at my Walmart) |
| Name one thing you can’t buy with money |
| Israel will lead the attack with American ops \n\n\nYou won't get paid homie |
| Are you ... broke tho? |
| https://i.imgur.com/lm4koqx.gif |
| Polymatket calls on US attacking Iran by the end of the month is basically money on the floor |
| Great now Syria… |
| I don't really care what you call me\n\nas long as you don't call me broke |
| Im not Al Gore |
| Gonna make an excel spreadsheet of all the things I’ve paper handed with the % missed out on, and stick it all over my walls and ceiling along with words of kindness and encouragement for being such a fat loser |
| State of Washington considering income tax for those making over $1M. If that passes and Microsoft, Amazon, Boeing and others all relocate to Florida the poor people in Eastern Washington will discover that they actually liked progressive policies even though they have right wing ideals. |
| I tried a small put the other week and it went up like 10% every day, that kind of thing is past rational understanding. |
| It's what women do to you |
| Write on, write off |
| wen ww3 |
| how the fuck are you a popular investor and fell for an IPO (statistically they go mostly down for a while) and seem to can't read a bottom formation. I mean especially the 120k between August and October scream catching the falling knive. I mean I got in at 35 at the end of last year as it looked like a bottom was forming but will also buy the next bottom (when it looks like it's forming) but not randomly |
| i think you might be 12\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1kiaztsr3lcg1.png?width=199&format=png&auto=webp&s=13780908e6bb684a7d41828c2e92fbb270e4e44e |
| What comics did you get? I’ve done the same recently. |
| Lol my deductible is $10k. Roof is probably going to cost $1000 to repair. I can fix the hot water heater myself for $100, and my HVAC guy will probably be $500. |
| lol APs front page has a story about dogs learning new words from listening to their owners.\n\nThe news cycle is at its peak |
| You don't even know what a write off is |
| Yes and this means somebody was silly enough to submit an order to buy spy at a ridiculously low price\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7w3phi9l3lcg1.png?width=199&format=png&auto=webp&s=feb29395b1893bcb4bcd1f4cc60dbb511b70adb4 |
| Good job man. Thats amazing |
| OKLO to 50 |
| Just call your landlord 🫡 |
| Silver will be $100.00 USD an ounce by end of month |
| That’s what you think. Jamie Dimon owns mine already. |
| Is that better suited for this discussion? I suppose the clue is in the name of the group i guess. My bad |
| This is such an ai generated idea if I’ve ever seen one |
| No, you weren’t. |
| Money isn’t everything. \n\nIt’s the only thing. \n\nTry living without it. |
| The CIA saw how well Venezuela went and figured why not try Iran next |
| im talking about the snapshot for the weekend board. |
| Mangoe Casino resorts in Tehran, Havana, and Caracas wen |
| Burn it down & let State Farm carry your burden. |
| Yeah, if anything it could be a benefit to visa as they primarily make money off of the transaction fees on both the vendor and the consumer end. So lower interest may cause people to swipe the cards more. But I also will not be making any moves based on this. Just a theory |
| I hold CIFR shares since $13. Have added some in $15/16 range and sold puts at $15/16. Held through the Runup to 25 and back down to $13. Has felt range bound between $15 and $18 for a while now. Have felt comfortable holding waiting for another move up. It seems like its price has decoupled from corn somewhat |
| Naked from the waist down |
| 🤔 |
| Can't stop buying back my childhood cardboard and comics on ebay |
| CCC junk debt is currently yielding 12%, and companies selling junk bonds actually have assets that creditors can seize.\n\nAn unsecured personal loan at my local credit union (which is basically what a credit card is), currently starts at 11% interest for perfect credit. They head north of 20% for the real povertons.\n\n10% credit cards rates would be well below market value. No reason for lenders to offer them.\n\nIf the US govt imposed that limit, banks would just quit offering credit cards. Debit or nuthin' (which may not actually be the worst outcome). |
| The fuck is this r/investing |
| 18 shares and a post full of AI slop. I’m in! |
| 🤔 |
| Wet socks and hemroids. |
| Let's not give OP any more bad ideas..... What OP should do nothing, wait for the losses to hit $69K, make the actual post about his losses after selling, leave WSB forever, and go to 60/40 Bogle boomer investing. \n\nI hate to be the bearer of bad news but **OP AIN'T BUILT FOR THIS**. OP isn't just a shit investor, a bad trader, clearly full of character flaws, having little understanding of human biases, and [the FUCKING LITERAL definition of ***STUPID***](https://toptechboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/stupid.jpg) (aka hurts others while hurting themselves). \n\nBut the worst part is that they can't even correctly shit post on WSB correctly. *OP is neither smart enough to win in the markets nor retarded enough to be a true WSB degen so they should leave both behind.*\n\nOP SHOULD have waited until his losses hit -$69,420.69. Or at the very least hit $69,XXX.XX. But no this guy just low effort drops the -$68,952.37 loss and calls it $69 on the title. Bitch hasn't even realized that loss yet.\n\nWallstreetbets is the PREMIER retard gambling and shitposting forum. We should have the highest standards rather than mildly retarded failed ETOR share purchase and mid-posts about unrealized losses that don't even hit 69 nor 420. Will give OP some props on dragging down other people though. Pure stupidity there. |
| So, if one orange braincell bombs Iran during protests... \nIt will mean every weekend of 2026 USA has bombed a country. \nGood stats. |
| Roof leaking, hot water heater malfunctioning, and the furnace is making weird noises. It's going to be an expensive week. |
| Nearly all my gains were from holding WSB classics ASTS BTC ASML and swing trading 3mo calls on them |
| Yeah, redittor who has 500 shares and 20 leap calls said “Fxxk analysis, just ride it”. |
| Drill for oil... |
| Why do you want to tell her what you do with your money? |
| Thats why I don't invest in what I don't understand |
| Don’t worry, my dad bought NVDA at $20 pre stock split and sold it for like $24. |
| Wearing fleece sweatpants my guy |
| Sell. Take your 100%. |
| https://preview.redd.it/uj34afgc2lcg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e980f306b08ea063fc2782667a8e678092925e4\n\nOh I gotta see this |
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| >> There's no single moment when Earth was named; the name evolved from ancient Germanic words like Old English eor(th)e meaning "ground" or "soil," used for over a thousand years, becoming common for the planet by the 14th-15th centuries as a contrast to the mythological names of other planets. Unlike other planets named after Roman gods, Earth's name simply grew from the everyday word for the land itself, reflecting an ancient connection to the soil. \n\n>> Origins:\n The word comes from Anglo-Saxon erda and Germanic erde, meaning dirt or ground. \n\n>>Early Usage:\nUsed for centuries to mean "the ground," the definite sense of "the globe" developed later. \n\n>> First Written Use:\nFirst direct written use for the planet (as opposed to just dirt) was around the 1360s in Chaucer's translation, The Romaunt of the Rose. \n\n>> Common Use:\nBecame common for the planet by the 14th and 15th centuries, according to Orbital Today. \n\n>> Contrast to Other Planets:\nWhile Mars, Venus, etc., are named for gods, Earth's name means "the ground," says Cool Cosmos, highlighting its simple, non-mythological roots. |
| you chilling at home wearing jeans??? I literally cannot think of anything worse |
| You should care, it’s your life! |
| Bullshit i just checked it |
| They used to make tvs with multiple screens so you could watch your stocks become worthless at all hours. |
| OP is a boring responsible adult that likes money, mods ban him ffs |
| I don't wish to explain anything anymore. If you want to learn something look at USDMXN dynamics |
| Hedseth about to pump RKLB to 100 on Monday 🚀 |
| 3 max.\n\nUnless you're inside a steel framed structure, rated for quakes or small munitions |
| Ha ha! I haven’t got into puts and calls etc in all honesty. I only started investing last year. Watching the stock over the last few months i wish i had! |
| Why not LEAPS? 💰💰💰 |
| Most refer to themselves as Persian rather than Iranian. Interesting |
| No one knows who named Earth😂😂 |
| Depends on how many blue pills you have. Buy HIMS if you need more. Please, I’m begging you. My average is 50 |
| Didn’t see it, saw hundreds of posts in last few hours pretty excited about invading Iran though |
| capping credit card interest rates |
| Research camp century - 🧊🪱 ⛳️🛬\n\nThank me later 🐻👀🫵 |
| You're not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account. |
| Im waiting til $25-$30 |
| right* |
| So explain to me how the exchange rate would drop if other countries are forced to accept our inflation? |
| Various pizzerias report above average traffic nearby the Pentagon. \n\nIncluding one of the closest pizzerias, Extreme Pizza. \n\nAs of 1:47pm ET |
| Can’t spell iran without AI and Iranians without 2 a’s and 2 I’s |
| I need to inverse both OP and this guy, what should I do? |
| Wait SOUND is just that shitty 15 year old music recognition app? |
| And the Vietnam war protest all flowers no violence…. lol |
| What is dead may never die |
| Why does remy only use all caps? |
| 18 shares.... 0 calls.....?\n\nwhat are you....? Granny w Robinhood acc? |
| I sold all Tesla after ”stock price too high imo” tweet \n\nYoure alright |
| That's my purse! I don't know you!\n\n*nut kick* |
| waste another fucking year who care\n\nWe die at the end anyways and live once |
| Not gonna lie. I get peace on the weekends and evenings not constantly checking my account to see how it’s moved. I love watching the intraday movement but enjoy when it ends. Enjoy the occasional AH pops or drops etc. |
| 9 or 11, unsure |
| It’s going to take time but it won’t happen until everyone on here forgets about it |
| 1/4 bbw ratio |
| Unsolicited |
| 31andnuked conspicuously absent |
| Don't want them to get bored though, bless them |
| "Any day now" |
| Working OT this weekend so I can lose it on options |
| I did a MU $105 call last year in January, expired worthless before the boom in the stock. \n\nI hate myself |
| eventually people will realize that index-investing zealots are actually a danger to the financial system |
| Marmots are such underated animals |
| What? |
| May a great intestinal fortitude be with you! |
| Ive just been absorbing energy from this sub, praying to be a homeowner one day. |
| Seems to be a lot of big news stories and global conflicts happening the last few weeks. Almost like they want us to forget the fact they all fucked minors on a billionaire mosad agents island |
| QQQ is not and has never been a tech fund |
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| Are they biggins? |
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| Depends. If no STDs, infinite |
| Micro. |
| Those fries aren’t getting any fresher bro |
| Two chains is really the sweet spot |
| How many prostitutes at once is too many?\n\n4? 5? |
| go back to Chevron |
| Listen to your dad |
| "INTC Nana" is a generational meme single-handedly created by a kid who fucked up.\n\nHe has no idea what he created, but he should be proud. |
| So the first one then? |
| Ripping ass in TGT rn\n\nDust cropped Ulta ftw |
| https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street |
| bless |
| My father told me I’d never make it as a trader as that is not a career. Gonna have to prove him wrong |
| You were younger and less experienced\n\nOPEN calls at open |
| Women be shopping |
| All the best to you and your bowels 👍 |
| a regime change will bring a failed state |
| Since I’m a bull and so can afford it, I’ll later go to McDonalds and get a Big Mac. Then I’ll drive to Burger King and get a Whopper. I’ll put the Whopper inside the Big Mac and enjoy.\n\nLife is good. You just have to become a bull. 🐂 |
| unless... |
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| Im a US eToro user and can do options |
| You invest your money first, Jeff. |
| WHAT THE FUCK?? NOT THE BOB |
| #I have a lady coming over in 30 min to give me a massage. I have to prep the bed she doesn’t use a massage table. It’s not a sexy massage but I have pelvic issues so she works on that. She’s always trying to sneak peaks at my pp it’s weird. Remy sleeps on the bed during the massage\n#\n#this has been yet another cashflow update |
| I have not eaten Taco Bell since Jan 2025 because I suffered chronic diarrhea. Im going back in today a year later. Wish me luck. |
| Only been doing it for like 3-4 days tbh lol. You don't want to sell too far OTM as premiums are too low. Taking assignment is not the end of the world -- being said I haven't taken assignment yet (on SLV, although I have taken assignemnt on other assets running the same strategy).\n\n\---\n\nThe idea is that you want to hold SLV / enter into a position - but don't want to pay for the price today. It's a lower risk way to trade SLV than shares (less upside, also less downside). If IV has been overpriced tho -- you will outperform shares for lower risk. Ideally you want silver to go sideways (or up). If it goes down or sideways - you outperform. If it goes up - you may underperform -- pending MAGNITUDE it goes up.\n\nRight now as long as it swings less than +/- \~2.2% intraday - you'll come out ahead with CSPs, \~4.4% if you wheel them |
| Why don't you |
| oh you silly silly boy |
| Even the shambles are in brambles! |
| \n* FSD next year ❌\n* man on Mars next year ❌\n* AI kiddie porn next year ✅ |
| The dollar is a contagion that spreads to every single economy instantly. Do you wsb bros understand anything about money besides yolo these fd's?\n\nWe export inflation just because America #1, we force them to accept it otherwise we teabag them with our nuts in their mouths like we did with Venezuela and Libya, but when it isn't? That's when things get interesting, and bad. That's when our unlimited printer suddenly turns our money from American dollars to Zimbabwe dollars.\n\nYes the exchange rate is dropping massively now, we are seeing that happen in real time.\n\nWho's gonna be left holding the bag? These countries don't want it. |
| They do not finance the lines of credit. They just make the cards useable |
| So will SCOTUS make a decision on tariffs soon? |
| I am a bear. And for the last week i have the urge to buy SPY and I feel the market will continue to climb. So boys, the top is in |
| https://preview.redd.it/yrizipp10lcg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a45489567a2a6bc2bbc40eb144f83f42c34d948 |
| Pokemon collecting or dividend stocks? |
| I’m on the go and can’t access the whole article via my iPhone, but that doesn’t appear to be relative to gdp |
| Nooo 😭 \n\nAnyway, see you on Monday |
| Are you claiming to know more about edging than Doug McMillon? |
| You completely misunderstood that thread. Yes thing will get more expensive in dollar terms when the US prints money. But like we saw this year, the exchange rate of USD can drop quite a bit if the other countries didnt also do stimulus packages.\n\nAnd to think elites are pissed about currency fluctuations is silly lol. Profits soared shortly after covid stimulus. Name a single company that suffered because of the stimulus |
| Kinda figured movement within normal volatility patterns and more about volume ticking back up with start of new year and thaw after the AI panic (Burry, Nvidia earnings) end of October or whenever it was. Even though CORZ acquisition failed, I do wonder if there’s acquisition speculation starting to gain steam with at least Google and Meta making big splashes lately with stuff like power deals and TPU hype gaining steam. |
| Thank you for reminding me to buy puts |
| #I CANNOT |
| Beyond Meat, Inc. Common Stock -> `0.976` (0.0009 / 0.0923%) |
| Yep .. those shorting and selling calls!! |
| #REMY PICS OR GTFO |
| Yes, the Boston Tea Party and Revolutionary War were about as peaceful as it gets. |
| Oh no not a downvote T.T |
| The opportunity to do what? |
| I've just been selling 0DTE (or 1DTE) and letting them expire worthless. I've been collecting \~0.5% premiums per day doing this recently, typically 3-5% OTM. \n\n\---\n\nIf assigned - just swap to CC's. SLV has been quite bullish recently and IV is decently high. It's basically just selling the promise "I'll buy silver at a 3-5% discount from todays price, tomorrow. And pay me for it in the meantime" |
| RDDT $300+ after earnings |
| #DAME PLATAAAAAA |
| give remi a treat from us all |
| Can you also make your last reply to this? |
| **You bought the one thing this sub usually refuses to pay for: Time.**\n\nLooking at the ticket, the real genius here isn't just the ticker choice (MU), it’s the **Expiration Date.**\n\nYou bought June 2026 calls in July 2025. That is effectively a **LEAPS (Long-Term Equity Anticipation Securities)** strategy.\n\n* **Why this printed:** By buying \~11 months of duration, you completely neutralized **Theta Decay** for the first 3-4 months.\n* **The WSB Mistake:** Most people here would have bought "Weekly" calls to save money on the premium. If MU chopped sideways for two weeks, they would have been wiped out.\n* **Your Edge:** You paid a higher premium upfront to rent the position for a year. That gave you the "staying power" to ride out any noise and capture the pure Delta move.\n\n**The "Stock Replacement" Effect:**\n\nOnce these went Deep ITM, your Delta likely approached 0.90 or higher. At that point, you weren't even trading options anymore; you were trading "Synthethic Stock" with massive leverage and limited downside.\n\n**The Bottom Line:**\n\nThis is how institutional traders use leverage. You didn't gamble on a coin flip; you rented the upside for pennies on the dollar and gave yourself enough runway to be right. Enjoy the half-mil. |
| Exactly and they will very likely get the opportunity. |
| #OK GUYS THIS IS MY LAST POST HERE. I WONT BE POSTING AGAIN. TAKE CARE. SEE YOU AROUND. BE WELL. ARRIVEDERCI. K BYEEEE |
| She’s a 10 but she insists on you investing as a Boglehead. |
| SIRI is an AI, yes.\n\nthere is not an indian customer service rep realtiming with your query. |
This chart by a French bank calls that out as BS:\n\n The increase in the money supply during the Covid crisis: analysis and implications Following the Covid crisis, the money supply grew at historically high rates in the euro area and in the United States in 2020, before reverting to a more moder... publications.banque-france.fr |
| Is nvda 200 jan 23 gonna kill me monday? |
| I grew up in the 80s and am glad I did. |
| Gold, silver, oil and USD for me all in |
| No, it’s more complex than that. It’s more about volume and how orders are coming in. Candles take more information than just buy/sell orders. They show the opening, closing, high and low prices per period. |
| What they actually want is oil. They are oil companies. |
| Because it's not actually going to happen. Conglomerates like BAC own the government, nothing that harms them will ever pass. |
| The Sun is there. |
| This is exactly why I have all my money tied up in rap-snacks |
| I don't think anyone believes him. |
| It’s just the wrong edge. |
| Theres def someone puppeteering the sp500 cuz whenever i bet that its going above a certain level it takes a shit right before my hourly expires every time like clockwork |
| I was told that the world was becoming overpopulated and even then I knew that was totally wrong |
| Isnt visa and ma the ones getting hit? |
| Maybe NFLX? |
| Oh yeah, stocks.\n\nIf the BRICS+ naval exercises in South Africa get called off early, start loading up on GD/RTX/LMT. |
| wait so this AI shit was SIRI this whole time |
| Getting rug pulled at 2am. Oh wait that already happens so I don’t know. |
| I own a business and my wife is a SAHM. I run the finances and she runs the household. She has a financially conservative mindset and only spends what she needs for our house to be comfortable. Any decisions to splurge gets ran through the both of us. Our system works great - for us. |
| Relative to GDP the US was not the worst, it trailed euro central bank, Japan, and the UK - then China right after. |
| Nothing really since big stocks and indices trade around the clock in international markets anyways. |
| It will come when least expected. May be 5 years from now who knows |
| That’s smart af |
| https://preview.redd.it/x4w29gbsykcg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bce42359cc5c75e156b95a1d87be96307ec50aa\n\nINTC calls all year |
| https://preview.redd.it/99vxic7sykcg1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ae09652646cca6a93782ddf662b2abd1b45e2e9 |
| This place used to be fun |
| I can't explain why it's so funny! But it just is! |
| Very true… it was a good leading indicator for awhile. Little bit of a nice cheat code. Stopping working tho 😂 |
| Yea it will stay flat forever to ruin everyone |
| A rich one! |
| Go Pill Trading Inc. |
| They do. They just want more structural protections, reforms and security guarantees. |
| It’s cheaper to fly in to the city for work than rent in city |
| >Would a 10% fixed interest rate credit card be profitable? \n\nAbsolutely not. Even pristine credit you would not offer 10%. |
| Ya |
| CDOs over CDOs |
| I like precious metals better than paper. |
| They gapped up on openai news which is a nothing burger. Feel like there will be a pullback on any news. |
| Holding everything till expiry is why your all time chart is so fucked. |
| You know how long it took to go from slightly upset to ruining perfectly good cargo? |
| **BREAKING NEWS:** SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS AND PATRICK STAR DEPLOYED TO THE MIDDLE EAST |
| bnpl boom initiated, klarna ceo seen donating to trump's hall of mirrors project |
| If there’s one thing you can trust from someone wearing 4+ chains, its making financially sound decisions. |
| Bitcoin - United States dollar -> `90580.01878` (76.269 / 0.0843%) |
| !p BTC |
| You must be fucking retarded |
| Yeah LEAPs are my usual. This was an exception because I like buying cheap calls on 12/31 to help people offload their losers for taxes. I also get the options for a discount. 12/31 my favorite day to scour the chains and look for those plays. |
| The problem might be him running out of cash lol due to lump sum. My risk tolerance is pretty moderate so I always dca the stocks I truely believe over months or years. In the hindsight, I should have gone all in in the first place due to the historically long bullish market run in US. |
| There's been talk it may go bankrupt if AI hyperscalers fail to pay up |
| When the casino is open, I am at work. I don't want to go back to work yet, ok? |
| We're lowkey rich and she buys clothes from Goodwill lol. |
| I was thinking if it continues to go up, I’d buy more calls for cheap lol. Because I feel like it gapped up with weak volume on OpenAI news, which was nothing burger. |
| Travel stocks could gain as global air travel rises 4.4% in 2026 despite affordability concerns\n\n Travel demand is up for 2026 despite affordability woes Travel demand is on the rise in 2026 with a record-breaking number of Americans opting for a cruise. finance.yahoo.com |
| No point of looking at btc anymore to see what the stock market will do on Monday |
| Should I bet against $BAC given the news about Don@ld proposal to cap credit card interest rates at 10%?? How come no one is talking about that? 😨 |
| Fucking your hand is not sex redard. |
| The US was built upon peaceful protests. Keep it up, its working. |
| So should I dump some into AEM? Or is it risky now |
| We printed out dollars like Chuck-E-Cheese tickets during covid and forced EVERYONE in the world to accept them because the entire world economy was built on US treasuries and dollar exchange, permanently fucking up the entire M2 supply of the WORLD. I don't think any country came anywhere close to our baseless printing, not even China.\n\nYes the entire world elite knows the US is the basis for massive covid inflation and they're PISSED\n\nEDIT: Y'all don't believe me? This small thread has some more info, but obviously no one wants to talk about it because they are afraid of calling out big daddy\n\n[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskEconomics/comments/1gmh52a/did\_countries\_that\_did\_not\_pass\_large\_covid/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskEconomics/comments/1gmh52a/did_countries_that_did_not_pass_large_covid/) |
| Gay goys |
| I’m too scared to buy anything other than LEAPs lmao |
| Give me your ticker for 1y leaps and 500% return (like MU 1y ago) |
| And what exactly is the regarded start? |
| Wow what an amazing wife, congrats 👏 |
| Yes 100% I was wrong and I lost money as a result. I was waiting until Jan 2026 to buy and at this point I've missed the boat. |
| What would be the practical impact of this for retail investors? |
| sun is finally out. hope everyone has a great weekend |
| You spelled Jeffrey wrong |
| OTM |
| sold |
| cashflow's machismo arc |
| Run out of fuel |
| I am a 🌈🐻 |
| netflix ip sucks these days. the fact they aint milking kpop demon hunter and gotta wait a few years for the sequel is gonna hurt them |
| Gotta sell these before you post em you sloppy milkshake! Now it’s all cursed |
| There is literally 0 reasons for the market to be bearish rn, which is starting to worry me. |
| # u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR PLEASE CONFIRM OR DENY THESE ALLEGATIONS |
| The “easy” means selling now rather than waiting longer to try to make more profit before the 16th. |
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| you assume iran will just hand the keys to someone if the current regime falls and everyone will be ok with it. if anything, the military will do a coup de tat. if not military, there will be different militant groups trying to cease power. even if usa and israel get involved, there will probably be militant groups in rural areas trying to take control. its not simple. it could cause commodities to go higher, maybe oil/gas will sky rocket. |
| Oklo is too far from product to ride that high so best bet is to close this and buy more time |
| #LEAVE MY LATINA BABIES ALONE 😡😡 |
| if the USG wants to backstop the lenders, sure. otherwise they will just not offer anything to the risky poors |
| https://preview.redd.it/c7z2owu5wkcg1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01ac93ff55d86cebfb2a603238429dcc044eaf10\n\nHow fucking you lose 163k? |
| Moon is a moving target, you know. :)\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/k2g9091lwkcg1.png?width=3232&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ac0ae238c300210e1fec1c64b3d7ce3be65c03a |
| This sounds like the first line of a psychological horror film |
| I only know you because of your cap messages and you looking every opportunity to suk opinion is unpopular’s dik 🙂↔️ |
| Open the casino!!! |
| did u check etoro subs or questions that pop up related to etoro? what is ur impression on their reputation and standing especially in Europe? |
| When I first met my wife and we were going to hang out, I asked where she'd like to eat, and she said she had some coupons for Steak n Shake. Marry a frugal woman, boys. |
| 🤤 |
| Competition |
| Yeah seen some influencer docu's, they actually seem like great people. Like Russians seem kinda gloomy and grumpy but Iranians seem pretty chill |
| Let me guess you nuked your portfolio because you thought OPEN was going to $82 as well. |
| Would a 10% fixed interest rate credit card be profitable? Seems like a nice way to disrupt the credit market. |
| To the surprise of no one, oil companies don’t want to invest in Venezuela. |
| #I DONT POST HERE ANYMORE YOU WHACK ASS 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️S |
| reddit? |
| Nobody:\n\nNolantards: “this movie was shot for IMAX, how can you watch it on your phone? You hurt me deep in the an00s” |
| A love that 8 years for just one submission, what a wild ride |
| Yeah, maybe im just crazy |
| Well, Israeli doesn’t mean Jewish. Idc either way I just think it’s wild |
| https://preview.redd.it/ksq3res5wkcg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd029f0e968e2f2185ca29200e2d9e51648be5c4 |
| > Nasdaq officially filed a proposed rule change with the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) in December 2025 to extend trading to 23 hours a day, five days a week (23/5), creating a "Night Session" from 9 p.m. to 4 a.m. ET, to meet global investor demand for nearly round-the-clock access. The proposal, which would effectively start trading Sunday night and run until Friday night with only a one-hour weekday shutdown, is currently awaiting SEC review, with other exchanges like the NYSE also exploring similar moves. The proposal (SR-NASDAQ-2025-106) is under review by the SEC with plans for potential launch in the second half of 2026 if approved. \n\nBring it on baby LMAO |
| I can’t believe I dumped that shit at $110 |
| Feeling sloppy 😘 |
| I don’t think people realize how bullish a democratic Iran would be for the global markets. Iranians are not like Syria, or Iraq. They are very educated people and many of the top minds in AI are Iranians, more researchers than most European nations. A huge % of western engineers, researchers, academics are Iranians. As soon as the country gets freed you will see them rise quickly as Japan did post-WW2. |
| Thats if it goes there today with the current greeks. This contract is so far out of the money that any red day will decimate it. \n\nMaybe if you saved up some money and got 100 shares of the stock and sold these contracts instead. \n\nYou could buy to close on red days at probably 50% less. Then sell again when it's back in the upper range to repeat the process. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0jeas3xxvkcg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a72468c66dc22c055d077021bc8b9488917ab9d |
| Dont ever let them take that away from you |
| Well, since most of you are perpetually clueless dipshits; it's looking like gears are turning for a regime change in Iran. Unconfirmed reports of IRGC opening fire on protesters, killing around 200. True or not, this is the in. \n\nIf the IRGC stays loyal to the regime, only way to displace them is gonna be on foot, and Israel's not doing this shit alone. Also complicating things is the shitload of unaccounted plutonium that fell off nuclear inspector's radar after that bunker buster strike we did last year, can't use it for nukes but they could make a lot of dirty bombs.\n\nScary times ahead, folks. If your kids are looking at the service, steer them towards AF/Navy. |
| I mean thats made up shit but they do kill little kids |
| nice gains |
| Love all 3, new one is long but good |
| congrats |
| Congrats! You may have sold to early imo, and didn’t hold long enough for capital gains tax.\n\nI have 18 contracts I bought in July 2025 for $17.35 @165 strike. I’m up 1130% turning $31k into $384k. I’m not even considering selling anytime soon. |
| What happened to Nasdaq's application to SEC for 24/7 trading? When is it gonna get approved? LMAO |
| \>Not going to take profits until expiration\n\n \nwhat is wrong with you |
| I think you’re intuition may be right. But if the price movement doesn’t happen on Monday , I may think about buying calls and forming a straddle. |
| better be on $amzn |
| Nice. I bought a couple bagels at Gotham in Chicago. But then I told my mom that the Mossad and CIA did 9/11 so kind of a wash. |
| ironically just looked at the their LT chart\n\nthe only thing that I can think of that has mor gaps in it is my first wife’s teeth |
| 🏳️🌈 |
| congrats, nice gains |
| What do you think of the risk their china sub fails to ipo / immediate redemption of china PE shareholders? |
| Or maybe you should stop gambling? Looks like you got ludomania 🙂 |
| from a very young age i knew that everyone was wrong and i was right |
| I could do that anyway |
| Looks like ex-BTC mining companies want to run up right? Any catalyst?\n\nEx: IREN CORZ CIFR WULF |
| There was a post last week of a WSB survey of top stocks for ‘26; so I bought $5k in the first 20; so far so good, though most are at all time highs, I may take the quick 15% and wait for next pullback |
| Remember when Netflix used to go up 20-30% on earnings and continue to run? What happened? |
| My wife is spending too much of my money 😭 |
| I worked so that some of my taxes go to them |
| I own both those too lol |
| Not died 🫡 |
| josh brolin is really the only upside on the new one |
| Cant do options on CTM, NoPe |
| You joke, but Walmart is probably the most technically advanced logistics company in the world. |
| Pretty, pretty, prettaayy good. |
| Thx for the L bro |
| What have you done for Israel today? |
| IRAN NEEDS LIBERATION |
| the fundamental are insane, Thursdays analyst warning for ASTS was a breath of sanity — question is when do I place my puts? March June or Sept? Source: I lead LEO comm infrastructure for many years |
| but it is a tech stonk now. so… |
| Theyre mad that the government they helped put in isnt working out so theyre going to remove this one and try again |
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| idk, maybe you take yourself off being able to be copied and just lose your money. Just a thought. Shit happens, don't buy more |
| Nothing. Im working and dont like to spend money |
| This was me on October 18th. |
| The song is a statement about how america's youth (now the 30-45 demographic) were okay with the bare minimum\n\nand lo years later |
| a dozen B2 bombers just flew over my house wtf |
| I know this song.. i just..cant.. put my finger on it |
| https://preview.redd.it/tu3xck3cukcg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19f8c31bc70225901adfbd1476dffe98119ba8b4 |
| Nothingburger just like B2 bunker buster. Maybe even bullish. |
| you got the link to the signal chat? |
| Whoever sold this to you sittin back chillin. |
| MU is going to 400, do calls while you can and thank me in 3 weeks |
| If only we knew where that 19BN in federal tax dollars went. Puts on SPY. Calls on Israel. |
| You shouldn't be investing. |
| Think the market might be closed champ. |
| This company lol. Wanna buy puts so bad but I just know I’ll get fucked. |
| Which one? I loved the first one, but been on the fence about watching the new one |
| They won’t do shit. |
| #The 🎃 administration has held initial discussions on potential strikes against Iranian government targets \n\nHere we go again boys. |
| this is not a pump and dump...its a mining commodity play/fertalizer that just went public! how else you going to get a 1000% gain? ps I am a huge shareholder |
| My puts are for Jan 2027 |
| I have a feeling we will have something shitty happen this year (around springtime) like how we had pandemic in 2020. |
| Thank you. Holy smokes. That’s a lot of money. |
| About to get shit mixed |
| maybe someone will put in a typo when ordering and you get lucky |
| Agree. So much one can do with a ROTH |
| u/31andnotdone brb buying top |
| You could retire in thailand or summin |
| Cowboy hat |
| Are these cash secured puts? |
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| I made a wrong statement earlier, and now I stand erected |
| are you vegan per chance |
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| Roll to higher strike and take the profit and keep making money or stay put, you have a lot of time to recover if there’s a downturn |
| The fact I can watch my gambling account from my Apple watch is top tier |
| Not sure where you're going with this. Immigrants and refugees are poor and bottom rung of society seems like an expected thing? |
| Good move I’ve found Gemini to be far better than chat personally |
| No nothing.. idgaf about that. I’m just saying a guy says don’t be anti semetic & gets downvoted to hell 😂😂. |
| TSM has the revenue diversity that muskrats think Tesla has |
| I would challenge every single one of your statements but again, nothing wrong with taking profits, kudos. |
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| Oh, I know I'm being used\n\nThat's okay, man, 'cause I like the abuse\n\nI know she's playing with me\n\nThat's okay 'cause I've got no self-esteem |
| Can't think of one |
| These comments really think qqq was all tech? |
| Lol what |
| WMT moved from NYSE to Nasdaq. What the hell? Back in my day, QQQ was just tech stocks. |
| I stand corrected |
| Because of the credit card interest rate cap news |
| Intentionally. Whew wants the west to collapse? |
| I support this. |
| Shorts on |
| ~81% of samalians in MN are on welfare. |
| He doesn't have one. He sold it for btc at 110k |
| I'm surprised there isn't a paid Tinder that's just legal prostitution yet |
| Salreaady up 400% |
| Sexual encounters make for more giggles over lunch anyway. |
| Krypto |
| Going to watch knives out |
| Literal Technocore from Hyperion forming IRL. |
| Just start shorting the stock enough to trigger a MOASS event. WINNING! |
| Gentle reminder to get your +5000 degen parlays in before kickoff, fellas. |
| He would be an even bigger legend if he somehow avaraged it at 17 |
| Price is gonna hit 400 end of 2026 |
| This is sick dude. Why did you have enough faith in rddt at IPO to sink almost half a mill into it? What kind of analyses do you do before buying such large positions? I’m trying to learn what I should be looking at so appreciate your responses! |
| Rookie numbers |
| where’s the protein |
| Oh shit, they’re going to notice you’re noticing. |
| While true, they don't stock half the shit Walmart does. Home and auto maintenance, fishing, guns, power tools, etc. \n\nTarget is fine for clothing, electronics and home goods... But if you need to change your motorcycle's oil and air filters... Target ain't it, chief. |
| Vegan beef stew and rice \n\nDiet ginger beer and local bourbon\n\n((This is my supper, I'm about to go to bed, got work at midnight)) |
| Most of the next big shit is tied up in private equity. |
| You already have a bet going - UUUU to 22.0 before 27-Jan-2026 09:03 AM -05 |
| !banbet hmm |
| the board shows candles afterhours and wicks indicate rejected buy and sell offers no? |
| A bag of d××ks |
| Why do you hate money so much? |
| Down 40 this week… idk dude. We need to fix it. |
| Lol yeah I have paid subs for ChatGPT, Cursor, and Github CoPilot. The cursor and CoPilot subs are completely redundant, but while Cursor is the best, you can very quickly exhaust your monthly allotment and so I end up falling back on CoPilot because I don't want to pay $200/mo for Cursor. |
| CBA but this sounds like bullshit. All countries imprison children they just call the prison a yoof detainment facility or some shit like that. Imagine being too retarded to understand this |
| Castellum Inc under the ticker CTM |
| Yeah that isn’t “not working” money to me |
| What lol? What is the product i can buy |
| Thats total over 9 years |
| has to be a better sub for your anon shit takes tbh |
| It’s is part of TEAM USA CORRUPTION. I wouldn’t bet against and have a boatload of shares in it. Took a $13k tax loss with it for 2025 with 01/16/26 145c but that offsets STCG / LTCG gains elsewhere |
| In EU you have to pay 100% tax on a mustang because of the emissions. You cant buy a german V8 for that price but bmw m440i is in that price range |
| Castellium ? |
| dunno abot the month but nice start to the year\n\nmade my biggest holding by orders of magnitude, so I feel good abot it |
| Competitors abound in this sub. |
| SPY better get to 700 fast or it's back to the poorhouse for me. |
| Yea, those payday lending shops are the worst. But people still use them. Insane interest rates. 10% cap on cards would just make the banks take limits down |
| >One of my copiers was clearly a family investing their joint money, they closed their copy down 25% in total after copying me for like 6 months.\n\nHow can you even know this? Also, your comments say that you beat the S&P 500 but you had a draw-down of 25% in 6 months. Did you significantly outperform in the first half of the year with the whole tariff saga? |
| paid chatgpt plan? |
| It’s 214k-560k |
| Yes good mid-term hold |
| Recession indicator? |
| fire |
| This is the very reason I try not to be jealous of people posting gains cause I know we are all retards at end of the day |
| its kinda normal for older men to have regular testosterone supplementation nowadays |
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| Teradyne 🤔 |
| cool it with the antisemitism |
| Leftover Pozole with some tostadas. |
| The market is closed and that’s not how candles work 🥴 |
| leftover kimchi jjigae w rice, banchans being kong jaban and eomuk |
| Don't give them ideas |
| loss*\nthere isn't any learning going on here. \nyour name is dawgmaster |
| Pizza |
| The 2 slices of pizza from yesterday |