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| What was that giga stedded dick of a volume on that 1min |
| So whats the bull thesis behind roblox ? |
| Not going to make any money today. \n\nOr any day, for that matter. |
| Nvda pump? |
| For markets. Meanwhile, our kids get to grow up and have families. |
| Backed by Peter Thiel. |
| Today sucksssss |
| They stopped the Zelenskiy wears a suit markets on Polymarket and this motherfucker wore a suit.\n\nThe market is rigged 😤 |
| Ceasefire is bullish, not achieving ceasefire, also bullish |
| Is FVRR really launching because of one shit-post on this sub? |
| ROBLOX PUT HOLDERS IN SHAMBLES\n\nMuh morals n sheeit |
| Eh I'm not with you on that one. The market tends to price in mortgage rates for dependent equities long before they are actually announced. I think mortgage rates would have to come down much less than expected -- and right now it seems like they'll really only becoming down modestly -- for mortgage origination stocks to see a big uptick. \n\nAnyways, rates have to come down way more than .25% for refinancing to make financial sense due to closing costs. I think you're being awfully optimistic to be honest. |
| I bought 30k at 3.43. I’ll lyk how much I come up with |
| Nvidia has been acting sideways for quite some time now... |
| 😥😥 |
| What a lame ass day for calls. U regards rlly let me down |
| Yeah fr. I screwed up and bought calls at 332 at the first “dip” on Friday and was able to still make money when it went over 335 today |
| Brother's mind is a hedge fund of emotions lmao |
| POWER HOUR T-MINUS 2 MIN |
| everyone protects pdfs. any platform ever that attracts children also supports pdfs |
| If OPEN could pump to $100 thatd be preferable |
| why KO so bad today? |
| Drone strike incoming |
| bulls are clinically retarded, tf u on about |
| All in on RBLX calls. Watch it go down now💀😅 |
| NVO calls are nice too. |
| Must WATCH pomp and Jackson great insight \n\nhttps://x.com/apompliano/status/1957482937290576124?s=46 |
| Portable document format files? |
| SOFI has some regard strength behind it today, might pump until the next FOMC |
| there is no peace |
| You do this for a living? I find that hard to believe when you talk about profitability without mentioning that the company has negative operating income (operating losses growing as revenue grows too). Questionable business model, high probability this thing never makes money from operations. |
| Opened a small position in FVRR. I also have UPWK in my portfolio. The freelance gig worker economy is back! |
| Arrested. |
| \#1 rule: Dont trade with emotions\n\nITT: FUCKING ROBLOX PEDO MOTHER FUCKERS IF YOU HOLD THIS STOCK YOU DIDDLE KIDS HOW CAN IT GO UP AFTER FALLING 20 PERCENT LAST WEEK |
| If orange man would go ahead and reclassify MJ and boom the gardening market, that would make a lot of people happy. |
| Not if you got PUT’s |
| $OTC successful IOL implanted in human announced today. After years of flat, here we goooo! |
| I haven't run anywhere in 15 years\n\nNext |
| The helper ain't what it used to be 😔 |
| ME CALLS |
| At this point I will Be happy to see breakeven |
| Just logged in to see how all the bitches are bitchin. |
| Yellow fever |
| They don't, they use that data to calculate what the expected outcome to your question is. |
| Generational opportunity on PLTR, to lose money |
| Finally broke 176 don’t puss out now |
| You can wait for few more days I think. |
| GLP-1s are the future. We are only just starting to learn what these drugs can do for us and it would be wise to invest now. The vast majority of Americans will be on this drug in the next 5-10 years. |
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| epstine |
| North Korea avg is under 4” \n\nLMAO🤌 🚀 |
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| FYI every every every every single financial collapse, bump in the road, downturn, recession, depression, WHATEVER you want to call it, is always, *always* hallmarked by an increase in financial scams like we are currently seeing. \n\nPlan accordingly. |
| Hopeless romantic. |
| Thinking about them, my own, looking at them, touching them |
| I got a 643 call 0DTE 30% down |
| lol the stocks dropped |
| We now return you to your regularly scheduled pump\n\nedit: dump |
| uppies |
| Grandslam sound little better |
| Pretty much every guest on CNBC now says the same thing. “Too many bears, hated rally, market going higher” |
| Which of you fools got me in ASTS at all time highs |
| I hope so I too 2 cons for Thursday 579 call like $160 ea |
| That would be pretty funny |
| Apld actually Looks decent right now to 17 |
| Me neither |
| Lie |
| ? |
| Bought my first leap 🐸\nUNH 400 January call\nLet's see 🤔 |
| TGT down 3 quarters in a row now, finally time for an up or still puts? |
| Anything interesting going on I just bought two shit puts on spy but it feels like this week may be a very light touch kinda week |
| Lol, they have been trying to shake out calls all day. When people give up on their calls is when the mega pump |
| Governments can be decent at running relatively straightforward stuff such as firefighters, hospitals or schools. A bleeding edge silicon foundry is not one such thing, unfortunately. Which is possibly why neither Russia nor China has one. |
| Yeah that guy is an idiot, these companies are subsidized by the US government, and their primary motivation is profit, not patient outcomes. |
| Might actually go mostly cash for a week or two. Made out like a bandit the past month, don’t wanna ruin it with this nonsense |
| I mean, intel just pumped 15% because of Trump. Maybe we are already on the other side of the effect you are talking about. |
| No |
| Porn for me. |
| Come on NVDA!!! Pump!! |
| Which part ? |
| Yup. I'm back in. Good trading. |
| Which means bulls got trapped 12x too |
| Ahh... Makes sense. Thanks. |
| $NVDA theta kicking my ass rn |
| There seems to be a lot of them... |
| sand lot |
| India, China, Russia, North Korea, etc. ... I'm sick of these foreigners scamming the American public. \n\nWhen are we going to bring these scamming jobs back to America? |
| Hey ChatGPT, when is the last time a 0dte worked for me and why do I keep trying? |
| Same bro fuck this shit |
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| Tsla only goes up. If it dips buy calls ezmoney. Melon got his minions constantly buying shit is absuuuuuuuuuuuurd |
| That was part of it, but so much has changed since that. Mr. Orange is looking to be the hero so bad that he is willing to sell out Ukraine to get it. That's why the EU leaders are with Mr. Z today with his meeting with Mr. Orange so it doesn't turn out like last time the two met. |
| lol |
| Always doing the opposite of what my chatbot says has brought me generational wealth. |
| I’m crazy but I know it’s gonna hit 800 by tomorrow |
| Ah, I understand now.\n\nThe part that isn’t clear still is why that would cause the portfolios to go to $0. I don’t believe this to be inherently true. |
| I can burn more money on the market without the car note |
| True, My cousin epstine was less shady. |
| u/bot-sleuth-bot |
| Lol INTC gunna end the day green. Crazy |
| What do you think fiat currencies are exactly?\nHow do you think people felt, putting 35 billion marks to buy two loafs of bread during the Weimar Republic?\nThe fact that there is an underlying asset doesn't make any currency more valuable. In fact, it can even be detrimental to it, as this might make hard for a government issuing it to fight deflation if it can't detach it from the underlying asset.\nEstablished crypto are just as valuable as currencies emitted by governments. Except that some are deflationists in their essence which makes them good at keeping if not increasing value. The thing you fail to understand is that just because most cryptos are scams doesn't mean all of them are or that they are useless. Like gold, as long as we agree that they are a safe way to store value, they will be useful. |
| IS ANYBODY WATCHING THE NEWS??? |
| Coreweave sucks |
| TGT trading at a crazy low PE compared to WMT and COST, there’s no way it can go down more right? |
| looks like it |
| you spend a lot of time thinkin about dicks? |
| just wait and roll it |
| Apparently GTLB is the next play? |
| Same wtf man. I got til Friday lol |
| HD strangles - may beat, due to homebuilders ripping lately, or might miss/provide bad guidance from tariff price increases\n\nTGT puts - boycotts and tariffs \n\nWMT calls - stealing targets business\n\nROST calls - good place to shop in this economic environment for name brands at discounts, they should do well with consumers tightening spending\n\nTJX calls - same as ROST |
| At this point I am thinking of cutting my calls on spy |
| wtf is this shit I need a refund |
| Wouldn’t it be funny if we just sold all American stocks and caused a mass recession |
| No one went through the hassle of cancelling their contracts with UNH to set up new contracts with another provider. Corporation and individuals don’t have time nor care about that. |
| OPEN about to rip again lol |
| RBLX stock holders are pedos |
| Leverage on leverage on leverage meme stock of the year |
| Very jealous of anyone with cash to buy calls right bow |
| Nana died. Regard inherited her money. Regard put it all in INTC. Dropped like a stone within a few weeks |
| 🫵 Indoctrinated into commenting daily. |
| I kinda don’t want to trade until September at this point. Nvidia earnings are literally going to tank the market or shoot it up another 5-7% |
| Pussy |
| When will we get this market on Polymarket:\n\n**US to enter a war by the end of 2026** |
| MDT calls? |
| It's not bullish, means intel will need to issue shares for funds...fucktard |
| trump had a discussion with zelensky about mail in ballots and how biden is a bad person. market decided that was not reason to go up or down |
| Imagine how funny it would be if we dumped intel right after the government stake went through |
| Kinda funny how everyone was praising Israel a couple years ago. Almost none of their revenue is from there |
| Stop, I can only buy so many calls, you don't need to keep convincing me |
| Matched with this Asian girl on bumble. Got her IG. Lord, please lemme smash🙏 |
| Ah good, he's already prepping to abandon Taiwan |
| Random greeen dildo out of nowhere yup totally legit |
| Partnership with goodrx, gdrx is way up too |
| Because everyone and their grandmothers knew it would be a nothing burger. |
| Fuuuuuuuk need a 35 point move on SPX before close |
| It's fine when citadel does it . It's only bad when people that don't pay congress bribes or the poor do it |
| Sideways trending downward |
| Bought at 117 |
| Tap me in coach. I’m ready |
| I’ve seen a lot of dicks \n\nNo real difference in size between white people and black people but every Asian penis I’ve seen has been small. |
| tell us the number |
| Yes, \*Home Builders\* will take longer to react/benefit from lower interest rates. \n\nRKT, on the other hand, is the #1 mortgage originator in the country, and will experience a WAVE of ReFi's almost instantly as rates drop. \n\nEven a 0.25% drop in Sept, and a "hint" of more to come Oct-March, will light the fuse to an explosion of earnings for RKT in '26. |
| Show us who is buying Roblox knowing it’s protecting pdfs! |
| 4 days til exp |
| you’re smoking dick |
| Wow |
| So what happened? |
| saw an Instagram reel of a guy recommending stocks, the guy is Asian so I tagged along 💪👍 OPRA to the moon |
| I think I’m going to cash out and pay off my car while I’m ahead |
| 🙂↔️🙂↕️ |
| Love women w/big huge tities! |
| I saw a story recently where some guy got his brokerage login phished and the hacker ended up selling all his index funds and buying into some random Chinese stock right before it dumped. I wonder how often that happens. It's a lot easier than trying to transfer the money out. |
| My years losses are staggering |
| Theta gang thanks you for your service |
| Watching SPY trade 2 or 3 cents rn like 🫥 |
| What color is it? |
| That RKLB fade was nasty |
| Why no NVO pump? |
| Few months late bro |
| > going full time day trading\n\nLeaving this here just incase: https://wendys-careers.com/ |
| Ackshually, peace is bad |
| Market breather is good once in a while, so we can counterattack and buy em cheaper! |
| PLTR gonna drill on peace talks. |
| These chuckle fucks are speed running towards a planned economy. \n\nTSMC, SAMSUNG, Texas instruments and other companies have received grants from the chips act and the article is saying they are considering taking stakes in other companies that have received federal grants. |
| Looks oversold, decent (not WSB-level) short interest, calls still cheap. Could pop on a swing trade. I'm in for 1000 shares. |
| how the heck did that meeting make things even flatter |
| UNH is the easiest buy of your lifetime. It will go back to ATH. |
| Was it worth it |
| I have an account that is 169% SPY. Still up 10% for the year |
| Generational buying opportunity |
| Theta gang eating good today |
| They also love wearing polka dots and mickey mouse sweaters.\n\nAlways puzzled me. |
| BUY META CALLS ASAP |
| PANW giving me heart problems. \n\nCalls on NHS |
| QQQ 579 WED expiration |
| This guy gets it |
| Rough |
| Israeli company. Gross. They aren't even at peace with Iran and missiles could fly into Tel Aviv at any moment, making the whole thing worthless. Selling shares of a company under apartheid is like selling shit covered toilet paper. \n\n\nThe whole thing revolves around exploiting 3rd Worlders who would allow a bunch of clowns in the Middle East to take a cut of their earnings. What's stopping people from simply doing business outside of fiverr? India and Pakistan can't make their own to appeal to westerners? Don't see how this business scales with time at all. |
| the fact that the stupidest traders of all time are coming here with their bearish takes is how i know this market is gonna keep running- its the law of the "fuk the dumb money" |
| wtf are you talking about? I don't think you know how/what networking is and does, and what palo Alto actually does. That being said, I'm also PUTS, but for logical reasons |
| Hey guys, this one's triggered. 🤡 |
| .... you mean obese. |
| Right |
| A |
| Still bullish |
| Not until tariff man stops his bs |
| Already had a shot of crap vodka to honor this shit show of a meeting. |
| Bear trap number 69420 |
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| I think you can call the top of the bounce about now $119.40 and start buying puts for 8/22 if that is your thing. Not financial advice, am a just a simple candlestick maker.\nEdit to get correct price |
| I do this for a living and only buy a stock every 2-3 years when opportunities present themselves.\n\n🤡 |
| Theta drip until Friday when JP speaks.\n\nOther than these solar stocks.\n\nThey're gonna run.\n\nRUN |
| I wrote a CC for 220 when it was at 180 for a good little premium thinking no way they’d get called…now pretty good chance they will. Recovery has been great… |
| go for it😂 |
| I’m getting some more Jan CNC calls. I think It’ll find a reason to pop off too |
| 500 **Dollars**/month when all **Americans** need to do is eat less???\n\n[Its a great product in a great market.](https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED188/5593f9ef56e19.jpeg) |
| $NVDA absolute range from $179 to $184 until earnings means selling condors are free money. |
| We’ll see but I think that’s an extremely optimistic timetable. The housing market doesn’t generally move quickly and home builders tend to follow after the market. In 2026 home builders will be reacting to the changes in 2025 and on the whole those changes do not seem favorable at present. \n\nBuffet plays a game much longer than it seems like you do. He buys because of what will happen next decade not next year. |
| 12 |
| Intc will not get the chips act money, the government will buy intc stocks instead. |
| SPY, you've done broke to many hearts, you're banned. |
| Bagel bites. |
| *SPY price hasnt moved since 10:30am*\n\n\n\n**bers: were so back!!!** lmao this is why SPY aint crashing u fucking morons |
| I tried shorting reddit. Saw a nice structure for entry. Then that shit went up only enough to trigger stop loss only to trend downward again lmfao |
| you had to be there man |
| Fr. I am paying out the ass for meds |
| From what I've read, you pay more for the same amount of electricity that you use since rates are increased. |
| "green at the beginning of the week and then red for powell" bros in shambles |
| Wym |
| Yup |
| What's a miracle dawg? |
| Had sex for two straight hours taking a break to see if Trump has said anything. |
| You’re reading the VIX wrong sir |
| ##Damn you theta gang |
| MSFT seriously back to near fucking pre earnings day prices |
| This Ukraine stuff seems like a sideshow lmao |
| LZ easy puts 10$ EOW |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/fnTqlw2K1t\n\nKnew it. |
| Your welcome it’s what’s strive for |
| Lol , I had 4million of nfts at the peak of the bubble but it got stuck in a multisig passthrough contract before I could cash any of it out . Now it's probably worth $2500 but I still can't extract it because the software used to make the multisig is deprecated and I can't code solidity. \n\n\nA girl saw my portfolio open on my computer at the peak then got herself pregnant by me then went fully psychotic when she found out that wasnt real money 🤣😭 portfolio. |
| PE doesn’t matter anymore, just look at PLTR. |
| I’m taking this as financial advice, and doing the same |
| Market pricing in that the peds are an additional revenue stream for rblx |
| I think we need to take SPY down to the gravel pit boys |
| My calls are safe ty |
| Are Japanese porn stars the only Japanese people in Japan having sex? |
| Fiverr is a solid play and relevant in the amazon seller space. |
| That’s not a bad idea, BOL |
| This is not how I imagined a small government and free market would work. |
| The kids love it |
| MSFT doing some weird shit today, is that buy walls and sell walls? |
| GOOD LUCK!!! |
| Neither has most of the meme garbage that’s being traded nowadays. Doesn’t mean you can’t make good money off negative earnings stocks. OPENs been killing it |
| It’s a little more than that at this point since they can search the internet. Doesn’t mean everything they say will be correct or work in their favor, but that doesn’t mean they just blindly say to invest in some stable stock because that’s what the response usually is to investing advice. They can find trends and sentiment and use that data to formulate their response. |
| Texas has the most AMC’s and they are nasty. They don’t maintain. There is potential if done right and there app sucks as well. |
| You know it’s flat when a 20 cent movement on the indexes looks like a major pump/dump |
| So was the Ukrainian penis agreement or whatever signed? |
| Made some coin off RiOT |
| Up 100% in a few days. Would love to board the ship on a pullback. |
| This company is going to zero |
| SPY sideways, VIX futures crashing = huge bullish flag, $700 incoming |
| harvest time |
| More like mm. I have months out |
| Ever heard of PLTR?? |
| $wulf along with $iren $cifr $apld can be a good Quadfecta on AI infra/data centre play, me thinks. |
| Retarded fund managers buying IWM while selling tech 🤡 |
| You crazy bastard |
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| Literally all you do is shitpost on Dailies about your 🌈 🐻 doomer opinions \n\nLive by the shitpost die by the shitpost you shitbird |
| !banbet spy 630 1d |
| They provide security for AI cloud systems |
| Calls it is lol 🚀 |
| This is the type of action where I maintain the irrational belief that spy “wants” to go up but some outside forces that are not part of the market are conspiring to keep it down |
| You pay for what you use though, so they pay a disproportionate amount of the increase. Though of course it drives up the price/unit for everyone, given increased demand. |
| Why did INTC drop anyways? \n\nBought the dip |
| Apparently an iron condor, but that’s theta shit. |
| I should probably take my meds huh |
| Balckrock their biggest\nshareholder must like pedos confirmed. |
| why on earth palantir. |
| Thank you thank you thank you\n\nI have an inveree |
| Yep, scalped 45% |
| 11 |
| Worse day in Spy history. |
| Gonna what?!? |
| Sounds good me too |
| risk/reward not making any sense there |
| Bulls did too. Theta clapping both sides 😭 |
| APLD gonna be a monster |
| Been on a fat losing streak lately, need to turn it around somehow, someone give me a play |
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| intel plz go over 24.5 today |
| Goon day, this is not financial advice. |
| wtf is the sideways ass action all day. |
| https://preview.redd.it/up6kprodktjf1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9085b005f65357fb62c2e582030b304fe0f72ddb\n\nThat’s how I’m doing it |
| Theta destroying my Jackson hole today. |
| Can you spare me a Wendy’s biggie bag |
| literally the eternal status quo |
| That’s only one example of like a million services you can hire on their platform right |
| Lulu |
| I’m thinking PANW beats but poor guidance drops it a bit |
| Me short pls no |
| Bears are so back since 5 minutes ago |
| Sorry but what’s the play here? I see calls but no exp date |
| So IG I just hold?\n\nLame |
| i'm down 7 million shmeckles today. Where is the pump!? |
| Right! Glad I bought all those calls on Friday. What a waste of money |
| yeah don’t look at CRWV the last 3 weeks |
| Need to throw in Ukraine autonomy and Finland. And tell P "Thank you". |
| now you get it |
| Come on UNH…do something… |
| Fucking OPEN\n\n\nLimp simp bitch |
| I would like to put a put on HD, but then implied move is like only 3/4% |
| Betting against pedophiles in 🥭 America is always a losing bet |
| because they are not sending troops hence no pump this economy thrives from war |
| Only for TACO's boss, Putin lol. \n\nIt's unbelievable that US soldiers need to knees before Putin lol |
| Yup, I bought about 2 months ago and I’m excited. 3M is slightly more than I hav invested though, best of luck sir! |
| Most likely the brits/french/canadians? With extreme US support. |
| GIVE ME THE GOOG RULING. FFS |
| True, could be a few dozen more before we end exactly flat |
| 🦀🦘🏳️🌈🥱😴🛌💤 |
| So RBLX V'd intensely. Doesn't surprise me in this clown ass m00rkit , however I am disappointed |
| $20 is $20 |
| Can we just pump or dump doesn’t matter fuck this sideways shit 🫠 |
| You know it's just another retarded market day when Caravana goes +3% |
| Surely Donnie pretending to end like a dozen wars will get him his Nobel peace prize. Maybe NE or NOVL for marketing should give him a reward and call it the Noble or Novell peace prize, hell he might not even realize the difference. |
| So far |
| ETH and BTC recovering while gold fades... |
| What a boring ass day |
| Cmon gimme one of them diddy candles |
| Might just dump $100k into WULF shares cause why not.\n\nRegarded or easy money? |
| Did U.S. troops roll out the red carpet for Z, or do we only do that for war criminals now? |
| 🥭 installing a golden shower at the WH |
| yeah...thats a kicker...bullish consolidation, followed by a kick in the nuts...I would have thought it would have broke the other way...it is def not lookin' good for ASTS short term here. |
| Bro it would take blackrock to offload my bag not yall |
| 642.6 lava since Wed... what gives?? |
| Last I heard he's couch surfing, both Donald (taco) and Bill Clinton have shared custody of him I wonder whose week it is with him. |
| Push nio |
| Spy has dropped and recovered like 10 times now and I took advantage of it zero times fuckk |
| Michael burry won’t get out of my fucking attic |
| company has never and will never turn a profit. sometimes they go down for a reason.\n\nedit: I'm wrong, they once made $14m one quarter last year and have lost another $400m+ already this year. company still shit tho. |
| And utilities. |
| Ughhhhhh |
| Besides TGT, I like to put a put target on EL. |
| let me know when its sub 20 again so i can load up on calls. Thnx |
| Boooooorrrinnnngggg |
| Then why isn’t spy pumping |
| This guy hasn't posted in more than 2 years and made a comment in 1 year, then he posts this crap just recently? Shady AF. |
| Wym miracle dawg it’s being intentionally manipulated 😭 |
| Yet revenues increased. Remember meta a few years ago |
| Down what street address pls |
| Bears got trapped like 12 times today |
| Why does making money with calls feel so criminal? |
| sports ball |
| Data centers making money while driving up electricity usage, which increases our electricity bill since the cost is spread out to everyone even though the data centers are the ones making the money.\n\nIs that about right? If so, calls on data centers for easy money I guess. |
| No, to read other shitposts. although the granny meme is getting tired.\n\nI would agree though I do need to elevate my game. My post was effectively pointless and not very amusing. \n\nValid critisism noted. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rt34c40sjtjf1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=e11f583023174fac93ff828fb6f3857219640de3 |
| **Russia receives**: territory invaded so far, more territory, Ukraine not in NATO, lifting of sanctions\n\n**Taco receives**: Nobel peace prize\n\n**Ukraine receives**: Not having to come back to the White House and listen to Taco\n\nmight work? |
| MSOS 😳 |
| 647 calls no matter what |
| We bull is hurting my feelings rn |
| >🥭: WE CAN WORK A DEAL WHERE WE AIM FOR PEACE WHILE THEY FIGHT\n\nCan we nominate this for the most retarded statement of all time? |
| $PSKY |
| We bull ummm wtf where’s my pump |
| Snap is at all time lows. Easy buy here til it rebound to 10 |
| OPENAI gonna eat PLTR for lunch |
| Time to load up on PAWN puts. AI is making networks obsolete especially in places like Palo Alto. |
| V pattern ❌\n\nWWW ✅ |
| Which sectors they rotate out and which in? |
| Why? Seems like pump and dump. |
| The shit that just happened with ASTS makes me want to throw my phone out the door, onto the highway, and go for a walk until 2 in the morning |
| Sybau |
| Lulz |
| Whoever held Roblox this morning shoulda sold u greedy bastarda |
| How is "not interested in INTC" considered shitposting? \n\nI think you need to elevate your game... |
| today just a distraction from Melania's walk of shame from Putin's house |
| republic of condo ! he actually said that ..... |
| Everything gonna by the end of the day |
| I could use some endless pumping right about now |
| So I take it you bought shares on margin |
| I also am not enjoying the 10 pt range we're stuck in. |
| already down 30% on the port for the hour so that tells me to just stop for the whole rest of the year |
| They don’t actually know what socialism is. It’s the same with all the other buzz words they spit out. They do not understand the meaning, it is just used as an identifier to others in their group that that is something bad and scary. They do not use words for their meaning, but for their feeling. Which is also ironic given all the snowflake stuff lmao. |
| I can atleast see the gap fill to 25 |
| Lmaoo |
| TBH since data last week and the straight line weve had since April, it's nothing short of a miracle this hasn't pulled back |
| Ive got some puts that are close, but 0dte. If that dumbass tweets anything, I'll be doing well. |
| Do you have any in particular you like? |
| So do I hold webull until later this week? Thought the god candle was supposed to come already… |
| It means OP is using a machine that is good at figuring out what the "__" is in "Mary had a little __" to buy and sell stocks. The commenter you replied to doesn't have much faith in this idea. |
| Isn't this basically China style communism/state capitalism? |
| Puts or calls? |
| Nope |
| By giving sloppy? |
| $HD puts for the tariff play |
| you at the mercy of 🌮 and whatever random stuff comes out of his mouth |
| Epstein would’ve full ported Roblox calls. |
| Days like these make me go GRRR |
| US sending troops or nah? |
| +3% |
| Same |
| We've got college football this weekend. I'll literally have something to do instead of pine for the market to open. Hell yeah, brother. |
| How could anyone understand DJT is my point |
| What happened to that guy? |
| Looks like TGT is a good target for Puts, 😂 |
| I’ll go do that and then come here |
| Active buyers declined YoY |
| You’re not even using gpt5 thinking Jesus Christ |
| As someone in healthcare and knows the power of these drugs, this is 100% a buy. We have only scratched the surface of the true power of GLP-1s. Invest NOW🚀 |
| Intel’s such a POS and yet I can’t help but buy calls |
| Bought puts |
| Bad PPI report, bad consumer spending report, bad employment report, and still the market hasn't tanked. This tells me one thing, buy calls. |
| Oh you actually full ported it huh. Keep tight stops though. This could easily be start of a correction for PLTR, which is long overdue, I’ll get downvoted for saying this lmao but just telling you |
| Maybe if you take your copy and pasted script to a few more subreddits, you may be able to pump the stock a little bit and offload some of your bags. |
| Upwork is more for long term stuff and companies, fvrr is for normal people not as much competition there as people think |
| The reason that he won’t say is because he’s probably a boomer or just hates anything new age. There is nothing wrong with Robinhood but these guys are just set in their ways. He can’t even give you a legit reason |
| it already did - same prompt as OP\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/kpwtdi0cjtjf1.png?width=835&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c02035bac872ae9455160f2c8a7dea5978f435a |
| I’m down $4 today 😅where’s the pump? |
| Diamond hands cracking on PLTR |
| Snagged some calls $25,10/17 |
| Do they (Indian authorities) actually expect random retail options "investors" (gamblers) to consistently beat the hedge funds at this zero sum game and be profitable? Are they regarded? 😄 |
| It’ll V cuz… because… because it just will okay?! |
| 👶🏿 |
| Who wouldn’t like a 40% gain (margin 4000%) |
| What‘s going on with MSFT |
| No... it should have when you started trading...\n\nThis sub is full of absolute moron permabulls who started trading 2 months ago and think they're geniuses. |
| Webull god candle confirmed this week |
| All the bulz are getting drafted to Ukraine. |
| I think it's 🥭 |
| when will we wake up and smell the coffee? |
| Omg you’re back, mein fuhrer 🤌 |
| Spy 642.99 EOD |
| How is my bro margin still calling me even tho I’m in airplane mode |
| Why so flat boo |
| I’m tempted to go strip strat on PANW |
| Stupid bers |
| There’s a paywall. Can’t read it. |
| He needs to do a flip first |
| Fucking commie |
| Or a walk off TD? |
| May the gods be with you |
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| Just give him the dong bus region and get on with it |
| Exactly, they are a good middle man between an average person and AI |
| Truly pathetic isn’t it |
| Ok webull… kinda waiting on u to pump so hurry up 😅 |
| You guys will have better luck going to the liquor store down the street and asking the local homeless man "iS thIS \*insert ticker\* a GoOD bUy?" then asking here. |
| FOMC no federal funds rate change, odds for next months interest rate cut at 90%, market pumps endlessly until the next FOMC rinse repeat. Every time. |
| Calls or puts |
| Good call 🫡 |
| Is there a way to say in emoji, someone is a child rapper |
| In the last 5 years their stock price did an Epstein and hasn't come close to recovering. Bag holder spotted? |
| three fiddy |
| do it already! |
| Calls on Ace Hardware. I will need to buy a screwdriver the next time I vote. That licence plate isn't going to detach itself. |
| There was all of 1 minute to secure profits |
| Whan V ? |
| Green EOD |
| SPY -3% TOMORROW THIS MARKET WANTS TO TAKE A BREATHER |
| Their service is actually good, and i can always appreciate a company that is profitable, increasingly so.\n\nHow is the competition? Upwork, others? There have to be many? Tickers of competitors? What are the chances margins and revenues decline due to competition in the space?\n\nWhat are you looking at in this play. Big profits within 3-6 months with share price? Long term hold? |
| ##NVDA SUPER AI TO JENSEN: YES SIR, I REVIEWED OUR EARNINGS, I RECOMMEND YOU BUY AS MANY PUTS AS YOU CAN, WE WILL GO TO $120 AND THEN YOU CAN BUY THE COMPANY PRIVATE. YES, IT'S VERY COOL AND LEGAL. |
| These are the kind of arguments I’m looking for |
| The pedos can’t keep getting away with this |
| Every time I hear the orange retard speak, I want to kill my remaining brain cells. |
| Don't forget the constant inch per day penetration of theta burn |
| - mathew perry |
| Maybe we'll get a power hour, though I have my doubts. No other stock on my watchlist pulled this shit |
| That is one of the most funny things I've read in a while. Thank you |
| 😆 |
| P/E at 100 lmao |
| When V? |
| Fucking got destroyed today playing 0dte SPY options like a full on clown \n\nFuck you spy you piece of shit stock |
| This downsyndrome crab walk |
| Nah, sure they're setting up for a temporary 20-40% swing, but they're a mostly dead company. Fiverr has been dead for a long time. The most practical applications as of right now are using it to hire people to complete tasks for you. I dont see what this guy is talking about personally, and I think he's full of shit. Probably just trying to artificially pump for some calls or some shit |
| AMD calls. Sorry I forgot |
| And they're still making more money than all of your dumbass trades combined. |
| I mean its done nothing for the stock at all |
| First time? |
| It exists to fuk your calls, then you’ll go buy puts and it will hit you with a 20% green day out of nowhere |
| \n🌮 is soft taco, best served with vodka and Putin’s penis. |
| PLTR |
| How about another foul ball? |
| I think it's mid month 401k contributions going right into some hedgies pockets. Thanks for the slave labor working class. |
| #The best bers can do is -0.15% LMAO🤌 |
| UNH next leg up when? |
| They’re rotating hard by sector, no net inflows or outflows today |
| Hasn't for years. This market is predicated on the assumption that the Fed will jump in any time the line goes down. |
| a win is a win, king. |
| My options are moving as if I owned Ford stock. Fuckn nowhere |
| Is my 192.50 calls for 9/5 gonna survive? Already down -$2600. I know the minute I take a loss the shit will go back up |
| If i remember correctly the compromise was Ukraine not being admitted to NATO and Putin giving up a huge chunk of conquered territory but both sides have their heads up their asses and said NO to the deal |
| Maybe take a few days off.\n\nNothing's gonna happen until JPow lands in Jackson's Hole |
| what is going on with V today? |
| Haha okay. See you at the top!!! 🫡 |
| Announcement soon on whether or not U.S. troops will be sent to Ukraine. |
| I don’t use Fiverr anymore for beta readers. I use AI and have the ai develop different beta readers for me with their own ideas and personalities. Why pay for this service? |
| Just don’t trust them like my Vanguard account. RH kinda shady too for me going back to the days of Covid. |
| full port long you pussy |
| can you believe these reporters? not a single one is wearing a suit. |
| Robinhood is asking me to upload a selfie to better verify my identity, shitty company is going way out of line now |
| I did the same thing but I invested in hookers and cocaine |
| MSFT will bounce eventually the question is just when. 512? 514? Now? |
| good play imho, especially given the $100 put volume for this Friday |
| Well... At least my PLTZ is green. |
| Panw call $175 8/22 |
| NQ AND ES LOOK LIKE LITERAL BARCODES ON THE 15 MINUTE WILL YOU FUCKING MAKE A MOVE YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT MARKET |
| Just trust vanguard way more for stuff like this. And Robinhood also fucked a lot of people good during the craziness during Covid. |
| Note to self: wear a suit. |
| Do you fuck shit often |
| Naturally |
| calls it is. 10/17 $29. low risk high reward |
| not sure if you heard but stocks only go up. When they stop going up we're all screwed anyway.\n\n \nAlways calls |
| Even Europeans are not that dumb. |
| How confident are you in this? |
| the scummier a company, the more it'll pump \n\njust look at roblox lmao |
| Why is everyone acting like roblox is the first game with diddlers lmfao .. you shoulda seen chatrooms/camsites in the early 2000s |
| That’s a good return if you ask me |
| Guys are horny. They’ll look at any naked chick that wants to destroy her holes for entertainment |
| Someone in here called me poor. I'm going to go cry about it in my hot tub |
| MM playing hot potato, offloading and then re-entering when people give up |
| Is LULU a good buy ? |
| Also, Don isnt saying the govt is buying shares. He is saying that the chips act money they got means they owed him shares.\n\nAnd the government is going to seize 10 of the company.\n\nWhy on earth anyone would find that bullish is beyond me... |
| https://preview.redd.it/lj6juvdjitjf1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=eca37a9e50a29e3a9bb1bbea598687f355f9bd7e |
| Bro what does this mean? |
| That's gone, should of went short |
| If you're not balls deep in BULL calls, you ain't black |
| Correct. And within the next 48 hours they're going to announce how this turns out. |
| Why? Genuinely?? 100b market cap lol |
| Yes |
| Feels like the entire planet |
| #Bers aren't even wearing a suit LMAO🤌 |
| maybe - eventuatlly(?). currently, it still needs a human to curate. fivrr overall (when purchasing 'work') is still pretty f'n inexpensive. AI is just going to allow the overseas worker to crank out more faster. |
| Wrong way rddt haha ur so sexy |
| dang |
| This market doesn’t seem healthy |
| well it’s gonna be 7/13 earnings now |
| Atlantis by Donovan is a hilarious song. \n\nFucking 2 minute long intro talking about the mythological history of Atlantis before just launching into an absolutely iconic banger. |
| Like they can't make big war announcements during trading hours. |
| too much work for me I’ll just hold my otm calls until they’re worthless |
| Me to sell my calls. But really any news from this summit. \n\nIt’s a huge event and will spike the market one way or the other |
| Those girls that never show their face... |
| \-605%\n\nPUTZ ON WEBULL!!!!!!!! |
| Wow congrats. That’s a very risky company to bet on. Good job making a print |
| Y’all sleeping on RZLV hahah can’t wait till y’all fomo in my bags |
| I’m about to crash out on roblox |
| Honestly I’d dump my life savings into good rx just because of how much money they’ve saved me. 300 dollar meds being marked down to 10 bucks all bc of a coupon is life changing |
| I blame cryptowhores |
| False bull signal spike in hopes of some kind of Ukraine Russia deal but all they talked was jack squat and Jack left last night. |
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| Oh sweet child |
| You need sext mods for flair, and you gotta play a gey bear. True? |
| !banbet META 785 4d |
| It would have been as significant as the passage of time. |
| Coreweave callls yolo for Nvidia earningsss yikes |
| This dip protection algo game is exhausting |
| godspeed |
| This is boring as fucking shit. |
| I made $24 today risking 3K. What a shit price action |
| Dude, fuck HIMS. Fucking piece of shit stock. How the fuck do you open and stay red day after fucking day after fucking day. |
| Come on now. How many Redditors understand 5th grade? |
| Kamala would’ve won the nobel peace prize |
| Fracking the toilet at Dunkin Donuts rn |
| Went all in on leveraged vix position a few hours ago. Dont see how it gets much lower than this even with a positive outcome of Trump/zelensky talks |
| #Stupid ber LMAO🤌 |
| feels like it |
| Which is a worse deal for Intel\n\nBut is a worse deal better than no deal?\n\nWill there even be a stake or is this another one of those rug pulls while the admin unloads their calls. |
| No matter what happens I lose money, so whatever |
| disappoint me |
| Did he even say thank you? |
| Would rather have a stock that is a Grand Slam or maybe a Slam Dunk than a Home Run |
| im just not allowed to buy any calls/puts on my own company but i can buy them on ETFs even if they include my company |
| So now that open shorts covered this morning does that mean it just bleeds until the impending share offering that sends this to 170 |
| Nah we got AND THE STREETS OF DC ARE SAFE BECAUSE BIDEN DESTROYED DC AND NOW I CAN GO OUT TO EAT EVEN DEMS THANK ME. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!\n\n \nInstead |
| What about buying below 270 and selling at 250? |
| Jesus today was so annoying |
| They've gonna make the Intel Management Engine inside every CPU subscribe to Trump on Truth Social |
| ugly girls be like, my butt kinda big let me start an OF |
| Ehhhh. Get rid of leadership and I'm excited. |
| They would have drafted you to be on the frontlines of Ukraine already |
| This reminds me of that time I was in the living room talking to my side chick on the phone while my girlfriend was cleaning up in the bedroom. Ah the memories. |
| QBTS calls |
| One of the most underrated stocks oat. Everyone I know drinks Celsius, and if they don't drink Celsius they drink Alani |
| BULL |
| My grandma 💀\n\nNo, for real, she's not in the US, and the stock market there is tanking. So, she's given some money to my mom, who in turn is investing that in US markets |
| Calls on webull if u actually wanna make some money |
| The guy that said aids earlier was right |
| Retardish |
| 🥳 Thanks for the gains aura +1000 🙏 |
| **This is not an investment.** Trump is not offering anything new, except to himself. The investment happened before him, in the form of a CHIPS Act grant. Now Trump is saying, he'll still "give" the grant, but he wants an equal gift back in the form of equity in the company. Nothing more for the company, but something taken from shareholders.\n\n**This is not communism.** To make it not "communist", the government will make sure they can sell their equity, which they will probably do in exchange for favours or bribes from various international characters. Not communism, crony-capitalism. |
| Just bought some calls. |
| FUCK IT APRIL 600C |
| Doubled down on this BULL dip, too |
| Non mag 7 tech companies have been getting wrecked after earnings this year. |
| Wonder how this war would have been going had Kamala won |
| AI gonna eat their lunch |
| Nature is healing |
| Today is a very flat ass day. Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| Thanks. For the next IPO I get passed over on I’m gonna revenge trade puts after 3 days |
| give me the V 📈 |
| Agreed |
| for us to take a position so it can do the opposite... |
| Fucking amd just dribbling within 75 cents |
| Mods threaten to ban me for using 🥭 bearish or bullish? |
| If your port is already 95% in options and you only have a lil cash left, like me, you can buy UNHG calls for pretty cheap |
| Jackson Hole and NVDA earnings. |
| How can it be a bad investment with a name like; Top King Win? That's like triple guaranteed success. |
| Negative |
| It's like all the action happens within the first hour of trading and then its a dead dog the rest of the day. Give out another stimulus check to get this shit moving again. |
| like, wsb mod level gay |
| It's true. I'm used to it lately. |
| Yeah. It's taking me out. My last trading day |
| got more MSFT at 515.3, good price 👌👌👌 |
| chat gpt 5 'sucks' = MSFT sucks. i think thats the theme for this last week or so |
| Bahaha no sir cash sale! 🤣 I stay TF away from covered calls since the last time I got burned on PLTR leaps... |
| \-583.5%\n\nPuts on SPY to 600!! I swear today is the day |
| So it seems like the market is waiting on something... but what is it? |
| That's my quant. Doesnt even speak English |
| SPY barcoding, waiting for what? Who the fuck knows |
| >Tia Castagno, who runs her own executive coaching business from London, was added to a WhatsApp group after she clicked on an advert on Facebook. She eventually lost all of her savings after being encouraged to invest in Ostin Technology by what she said looked like a legitimate US investment firm.\n\nHow do I short Tia Castagno.\n\nI sure as shit hopes that's an alias, she shouldn't be coaching any executives. |
| A golden share in US Steel and a 10% equity stake in Intel.\n\nThese are war moves before the war… |
| so what happened? do we have peace? |
| Yea I got fucked too |
| Preach |
| People with money. |
| Should be other way around |
| 😴😴 |
| I've inversed the inverse of the inverse's inverse so many times I'm starting to feel like Leo DeezCaprio |
| Just gonna **BANG**... out a peace deal. |
| A guy showed up in my reels recommending stocks, I was gonna ignore but he’s asian so he definitely knows whats up |
| Theta gang gonna screenshot this flat ass shit and put it on their desk in a frame that says “my why” |
| Cooked |
| In fact there was no regretti that spaghetti. |
| So gay |
| Shut up stupid ber |
| No fucking shit |
| I said the same shit around 500 |
| Your 401k is buying at these levels |
| the ones who dont want to pay more for the same tomorrow |
| Oh fuck off. If you believe a word Elon says you're an imbecile |
| 🐻: go ahead and write me as the villain in your story, 🐂’s - just don’t forget to mention the chapter where you created me 😤💪 |
| You bought puts on RBLX after Hindenburg reported on them last year and it still 5x? You belong here |
| 350% started options 2 weeks ago |
| need to add INTC on that WSB discord |
| Gotta be more specific this day and age, could be 20 different tickers |
| It works. Theres just this little warning thing. I didn’t read it but I can tell it basically said mods gay and have small pp. |
| Flattest and gayest day I’ve seen |
| Theta has her now |
| Me and your Mom just bought OPEN |
| I say, trade Alaska to Russia in exchange for bringing back custom emojis |
| my conclusion is that markets are fake and gay, retail is very small part, it's all MMs and hedgies baiting and playing with the price in any direction, technical analysis is astrology and the biggest winners of this all are the brokers |
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| Would way rather just get rekt immediately than theta rekt slowly any day |
| My eyes! |
| Calls little buddy… calls |
| What's your initial prompt? Something like "here's 10k to play with - try to gamble as hard as you can, 10x or 0."? |
| Not a real Ber, mine comes out and has a pop to it. |
| well yah - that was janes entire argument and what they gave the indian regulators. The issue is that they called it arbitrage -- but the hedge occurred *after* their actions had already moved markets. Arbitrage has the definition: \n\n\n"the simultaneous buying and selling of securities, currency, or commodities in different markets or in derivative forms in order to take advantage of differing prices for the same asset."\n\n---\n\nBasically - arbitrage causes markets to *converge* always - as you buy an asset underpriced in one place and sell in another. Your buy pressure increases the price of one market (underpriced one) and your sell pressure decreases the price on the other (overpriced one). This pricing inefficency disappears as markets CONVERGE and you profit the difference.\n\nThe major issue with what jane did is that they were CREATING that pricining inefficiency. Sure - they hedged their position with options. That's the point. But look at the definition of arbitrage (and how it works) - simultaneously. The fact that they did it *in sequence* means that they knew that buying the underlying would MOVE THE MARKET. Then they could make bets (and claim its arbitrage / hedging) then move the market the other way. Buying & offloading massive amounts of the underlying created a pricing inefficiency - which - they profited off. That's a clear cut case of manipulation.\n\nFor even more context - in arbitrage typically *both* positions (underlying & hedge) end up profitable as the price ends up reaching some consensus then drifts up or down. The fact that their underlying lost money *every single day* suggests they were paying a huge execution cost to buy it up & sell it (ie: losing the spread, fees, etc) everytime. It was a massively negative expected value bet - which had the sole purpose of moving the market. They paid an insane amount to do so. But - made way more manipulating the market than the millions it cost per day to do so |
| I can only picture South Park JD Vance. |
| \-525%\n\n \nGuys, today is finally the day the market drops... |
| And I will repeat the same fucking question:\n\nWho the FUCK is buying at these levels? |
| Read up on your company policy regarding stock and options. My last employer explicitly forbid trading options.\n\nYou probably wouldn't get caught, but I wouldn't risk my job over it. Just sell them and invest in something else. |
| Damn pedophiles can’t keep getting away with this |
| Go tessie ⚡ |
| Imagine Wars. His favorite fan. |
| Should’ve gotten TSLA instead of SPY 0dtes 😔 |
| Just wait till the autonomous robot |
| Gonna swing that shit back to 84 or die trying |
| Everyone’s flair should be their portfolio’s all-time performance so we can completely ignore the regards |
| My puts = Toddler \nRBLX = 40yo "friend" that wants to meet up. |
| 🥭 |
| My uber driver is an older white guy who loves football. Economy is fukt |
| Roblox going to rebound.\n\nPDF files are password protected with white house approval |
| Done. Bought 10 calls |
| Sounds like your are emotionally trading fella |
| CoreWeave looks like they're about to default, Meta is down yet NVDA is up, very rational |
| We are both retarded and just getting theta banged |
| Move in direction of most fuk |
| I know this isnt a sub about pharma stuff but as someone not living in the US right now, [costplusdrugs.com/](http://costplusdrugs.com/) seems super interesting. |
| Basically, stonks were too hot and so we are waiting a week or two for bers to load puts, then we resume the pump.\n\nDon't believe me? When was the last time we topped without a major downward V? Recessions don't start slowly, they start overnight and happen quickly - April 2025 for example. |
| Live updates: Zelenskyy signals openness to three-way... 😶\n\n... meeting with Trump and Putin 😮💨 |
| It’s gone up 7/12 earnings |
| I'll deep throat a guitar neck |
| 😅😅😅😅😅 |
| WULF looks like its establishing a new floor at $10, just picked up a cheap call on a wild guess its gonna keep runnin |
| Thank you 🫡 |
| UPS |
| Random walk theory |
| 🤷♂️ Sorry you only have strangers you don't even like to tell that to. I promise idngaf.\n\nNow fuck off I'm trying to shitpost here. |
| It would probably have helped lol. Governments genrally have a more long-term vision, and benefit more from the company being able to provide a critical service to the country, over fast profits. Which is pretty good for the real economy, that's one of the reasons China, with its heavily regulated, but independent private sector, has an infinite money glitch. \n\n\nThe economy used to be more heavily regulated in the Keynesian period of 1930-1970 and growth was much higher, with less debt and less financial crisis |
| okay lesson learned…. Apparently Never bet against Pedophiles when playing options\n\nFuck you $RBLX |
| Glued to the opening price |
| *ACCESS DENIED* |
| Little the good little boy he is. |
| 🌮 works fine |
| 20k RSU's what do you work in customer service? or janitorial? |
| 🐂: I have failed you, 🐻... I have failed you.\n\n🐻: I should have known the 🐂s were plotting to take over.\n\n🐂: 🐻, Theta🏳️🌈ng is evil!\n\n🐻: From my point of view, the 🐂s are evil.\n\n🐂: Well, then you are lost! |
| WSB mods power tripping, typical gey ber move |
| Going to 500 eoy |
| >Bro, NVIDIA would've still bought them but just the number of shares would've been less, while keeping the same capital\n\nThis is a "trust me bro" moment that is not based on **any** factual information. Nvidia would not have put as much money if crwv was valued 3x what it was. You might invest based on hype and FOMO, but institutions don't.\n\n>Also, if $CRWV was priced at $140 then it would've been the amongst the top 5-6 IPO's of all time.\n\nAn IPO price is determined by fundamental valuation, investor demand and market sentiment. They are not meant to run up 400% in 2 months after the IPO. We saw this happen with BULL and it's now back trading near it's IPO price. **the $40 is what the company was valued at taking all those variables in consideration**. The fact that it ran up so much was majorly pushed by hype and the Nvidia filing. Not because of growth prospects or fundamentals. The strategic partnership with Nvidia has pull, but not 400% worth of pull on a company that was valued at 20B.\n\nI think coreweave is a legit investment for long-term, but not at this entry point. I don't think it'll crash, but I do think its stock will underperform the sector in the near future. |
| When are people going to realize it was never about small government? \n\nIt has been and always will be about WHO is in power not WHAT the power does and doesn't get to do. \n\nIf you have the authority to do it, then it is fine. |
| JD Vance kept his mouth shut the entire time |
| I just bought October 350c lol |
| I remember when GoodRX was trading at $42/share about 5 years ago. It went down quite a bit. It is still decent to get a discount on prescriptions though. I use it personally. |
| 8/29 😂 |
| I think 172 is the bottom. |
| tsla not breaking 335 so far |
| At least they didnt bully him this time |
| Property? |
| Waiting on news from BTU regarding the anglo american deal. Going to fascinating to watch. |
| https://preview.redd.it/mdx0gy0tgtjf1.png?width=227&format=png&auto=webp&s=d369a1d0f0fcd22b72823eb18c2f1ea547e784c8 |
| Patience friend we ona steady uptrend |
| Ok I'm watching from the beginning\n\nZelensky giving 🥭 ideas that no election if there's a war |
| Fuck Tesla. I guess it's too big to fail. Absolute garbage. |
| RBLX giving me backshots :c |
| If I had awards to hand out I would do it for this comment |
| "I flew all the way to Washington for this?" -Zelensky probably |
| Just got divorced, who wants to be my next wife. I am a simple, humble and non materialistic man. You must earn $500k a year tho |
| 🤣🤣🤣where’s my pumppppp |
| Wow look at that gay warning if you wanna use a 🥭😂 |
| He might be talking about Roblox |
| text old buffet and please let us know his answer. |
| Why? The shares are insured, so even if they go under, you wouldn't lose anything. |
| It’s stuck 😂 |
| Imagine not buying UNH below $270 |
| The big players don’t want the risk of owning large datacenters that become useless if their AI plays don’t materialize profits, so they outsource the risk to small players. |
| "I just ended a 7th and 8th war today" 🥭 |
| Why’d everyone go mute |
| Mar 500 calls here |
| Not sure that's a good thing. |
| Damn bro can you give me some of your RSUs? |
| 4 more days of staring at numbers after this. 🥰🥰 |
| Unless this ends with Ukraine agreeing or secondary sanctions, nothing will change. The important meeting was Friday. |
| Anything on MSFT? Its been drifting down all day. |
| Naming two of the most overvalued stocks in the market and calling it an opportunity is objectively hilarious, but Godspeed |
| It’s down .3% bruh. Lmao |
| I have 530$ call expiring on 4 sept. Purchased at 520. Minus 27%. To sell or wait? |
| Fat chance brother |
| He got schooled by Putin. |
| I'm very worried about the flood of compound GLP-1, I think the bottom line of these companies is at real risk. |
| It’ll happen after my puts expire |
| Brother youre gonna be waiting a while for another one that free |
| Intel and webull wow u are disappointing… |
| work just gave me 20k in RSUs.. time to sell and buy puts |
| Yeah UNH itself |
| UNH |
| Someone's gotta watch it. |
| Ok bers, take the plug out of your ass. Time for the real thing. |
| Which meeting? |
| What do you mean? 10% is a small stake in the company! Trump is just altering the terms of their agreement. Intel should pray Trump doesn't alter the deal any further.\n\n/s in case it wasn't drippingly fucking obvious |
| I’m pro peace because I hate refugees |
| I thought Russians and Iranians had no access to Nasdaq microcap trading due to sanctions? This smells like some made up BS to sow hatred among the sheeple. |
| might test $95 again this week |
| Ok I know OPEN is hot garbage but this looks like it might run into eod |
| how's the shit show regards? I think it's wonderful to see a group of people who are more regarded then we here as a group ! |
| Wells Fargo stock in green??!! |
| djt is down? |
| This is like getting called a hacker in CS2...I never thought id live to see the day, grandpa madoff would be so proud. |
| Fat people problems |
| is there another UNH type opportunity this week |
| What’s this lady showing on paper?! I can’t see shit |
| I've been laid off in the past long ago. If you got a year or more burn you'll be fine. Just collect your unemployment and make sure you got health insurance. |
| :((( |
| Xrp is up lol |
| SPY getting teased with a crash but too many tards buying puts so no crash gonna happen- flat week |
| i need to double my money by tmrw give me something boys |
| Puts on youtube. |
| Nothing |
| Because no pump? |
| I spoke to the manager |
| Banbet it |
| I feel the pain bro 😭 it can bounce, market generally sucks today, give it a few days |
| > It’s when actual equity or commodity markets have manipulations, is when it becomes a problem\n\nI hate to be the bearer of bad news - but it occurs on equities at a mass scale as well. \n\n\nThe example of what jane did (and what jump did) are actually both very well known manipulative strategies that have been banned. But - they take them & modify them ever so slighlty so that it appears 'novel / new'. They then manipulate until caught & repeat. It's an incredibly profitable business. Wouldn't surprise me if 9/10 times they get away with it. |
| 4D damn that’s hardcore 🫡 |
| What’s PANW gonna do today? |
| Imagine thinking the market cares about some 3 year long war in eastern Europe. |
| Bring back emojis |
| 👀 |
| Haha |
| I've got bull spreads and a straight put |
| at the moment it's falling xD |
| UNH Feb 2026 400 calls anyone? |
| we will not see below 311 again |
| Now I need $GLXY to eat shit so I can buy more 😈 |
| RIP SPY FD holders |
| Lower than this is not possible |
| Socialism is only when its about taking care of people. Taking care of companies and their rich CEOs- nah. \n\nCompanies, like a lot of people, only like the government when they need their help. Otherwise, deregulate etc… |
| On the bright side, at least it's a monday |
| Just gonna hold, watch it die, and be sad |
| *RESTART SPY INITIATED* |
| Big ballz energy! Good luck 🚀🚀🫡 |
| puts on male in votes, how do I buy female in votes calls tbh 🤔 |
| I can't believe we elected this deranged moron twice. What a disgrace. |
| Nuh uh last chance to buy under 315 |
| I will run naked through my street |
| ofc the pedo stock is green |
| So 10% stake first, Then 100% Tariffs on foreign chips??? or Tariffs first THEN 10% stake? \n\nEither way, that will destroy nancy pelosi's portfolio and squeeze INTC. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/WSB-Rizzler** bet **PANW** goes from **175.77** to **158.19** before **19-Aug-2025 01:50 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 3 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**WSB.gold**](https://wsb.gold) |
| Sold my $UNH shares at 315 today. Ended up being a solid play - would have been fatttt to hold my 2027 LEAPs one more day to catch the daddy Buffett swing but oh well. |
| !banbet PANW -10% 1d |
| SEC, dis one right here! Get em |
| There’s none |
| Everyone saying it gonna pump - finally we get a drop |
| 52. We just added Greenland and Canada. |
| Nuts got me today |
| “Thank you”\n\n“Thanks press”\n\n“GET THE FUCK OUT!!!” |
| Sitting 60% cash for Jackson Hole |
| My $900 worth of calls are gonna die |
| VIX is giving permission to pump, so lets go already gezz |
| There should be an age restriction on the daily |
| Nah they’ll just get rid of mail in voting so they can hack every voting machine to manipulate counts to their favor |
| I love all the people in the chat who are like 5 minutes behind on the meeting lmao |
| I concur |
| RBLX rallying |
| Yes and cringe at times |
| Likewise |
| holy fk i'm in... just bought some shares and long dated $10C's, might try some lotto sizes in the shorter dates.... \n\n \nI can see a huge delta and gamma node at $10 meaning we should be well supported at this level.\n\n \nThanks! |
| true but also -33% will happen within that |
| No it was def progress |
| All of them |
| It’s bedbugs, isn’t it? They have bedbugs? |
| UNH needs to go below the Buffett line for a few minutes today, I’d like to buy a little more and if I’m gonna be a bag holder I want some rich company. |
| Yes |
| Another pump inevitable |
| That would be big dick energy fr |
| Ahh last post made is fcked up badly. Don’t trust this regard guys. |
| Mail in ballots oh yes very critical to this meeting |
| How’s the first one free? |
| nothin burger Oval Office meeting so far 😑 |
| Haha |
| That meeting could've been an email -\_- |
| Please don’t let my $700 with of spy puts die |
| Where is the dump |
| I remember when this was what bulls would say |
| No hamburgers for him. |
| SPY is broken, someone restart it. |
| Paint drying |
| Shut up |
| Why? |
| foreign policy is now just a tv show. |
| Wait, I'm poor. Am I socialism? |
| I hope the bottom is in for the day |
| once again, no progress or change. that's just the art of the deal folks, you wouldn't understand. |
| Bought CORZ because I think they'll up their offer = more shares of CRWV |
| Time to work out the triceps and lats. Tri-lats. |
| SPY pump you bitch! |
| Hamberders and covfefe |
| I’ll miss y’all when I get banned. best regards |
| In court for being too good smfh |
| Should’ve sold my WULF this morning. Oh well. Will ride it out. |
| Has this massively important meeting of world leaders moved the needle one bit on ANY stocks? |
| preferably 1 million American troops lmfao |
| spy 600 EOD |
| So the meeting lead to nothing? |
| I have year out calls bud |
| Is this from wireless earbuds not having microphones? I do not understand the pizza phone people even if that is the answer, but at least it would be an answer. |
| Paper straws deserve a special place in hell.Puts |
| 630 close out if pure shame |
| No, Z said thank you. That's where V comes in. |
| Where's the catering menu for Zelensly? McDonald's double cheeseburger? |
| Actually? |
| I argued with a guy and made a side bet that the next goalpost they had wouldnt print... \n\nThat crazy person got banned for other things.\n\nAt a certain point I argued with people just incase others were reading to get the message. "Guys this is a pump and dump... Do not spend your last 1k in life savings on this."\n\nBut man do people really need a false messiah even if it takes the form of a failing bath towel company. |
| Why don’t people literally buy VTI and VOO and do nothing else? They’d beat the vast majority of retail investors by a mile |
| True though, the ones committing crime are indeed their voters, no question |
| should've just signed the deal in 2022 when he still had some cards |
| Big nothing burger with that press meeting with Trump and Z |
| Holy shit those news "journalists" are behaving like childs.\n\n \nCan't wait to see trump tweeting about INTC later today |
| volatility has completely left NVDA |
| volatility means MM's lose, you think they will let that happen? |
| Buffet might be interested too |
| Boring ass day. Nothing pumping or chumpin |
| Something along the lines of “hey, look who decided to show up in a suit this time” both of them kinda joked about it. Performative. |
| Time to bring in the crayons!!! Is that JDs job or Rubio's? |
| 🤣🤣 |
| rest in spaghetti 🤌 |
| All the gold in the oval office gives it away.\n\n \nLooks like a room from a John Wick movie. |
| TTDeeznutz |
| According to this: [Ukrainian grain exports almost reached 3 mln tons](https://ukragroconsult.com/en/news/ukrainian-grain-exports-almost-reached-3-mln-tons/)\n\nThey very much still are, unless suddenly in the last hour the nearly 3 million tons of grain they exported since January first of this year suddenly rematerialized back in Ukraine. |
| AWW cute he's going to call Putin after to tell daddy he did a good job. thats sweet |
| Bought on Novo news, stock was already up 30% and tending on robinhood daily movers. |
| Stale ass day |
| What a waste of time |
| 225 eow would be neat |
| That could have been an email |
| Zelensky should ask 🥭 about the Epstein files. |
| all in coreweave here? honestly tho. haven't seen an opportunity like this in a minute. Maybe CRCL, too |
| Here comes the dump 🙁 |
| Haven't watched the news in a couple days...how many states do we have in the USA now? |
| Spy pump to finish the day? 🙂 |
| dumping everything before trump shows us his jhole. \n\ni'd keep meta puts tho |
| I agree. I also have 25 shares @320 which I bought before the second dump lol |
| Surprise to absolutely no one. these two meeting have made absolutely NO progress. |
| Nah, he is grounded |
| zero chance of a sealed deal today |
| those same people probably still don't know |
| I like how SPY turned into a heart rate monitor |
| That pump like 10 minutes just took me from being down 50% to a small profit, all hail the rigged markets |
| I've been tracking PANW for a while, almost always tanks post ER. \n\nPlus, I hate the CEO. |
| PREDICTION: at the end of the meeting, Z pull out a card board big font writen : FK POO ting ! |
| "Tri-lat", sounds like he knows what he is doing. |
| We'd like to thank JD Vance for keeping his giant trap shut for a change |
| Nana, can you hear me? |
| They inked a deal with $NOVO for the GLP-1s. Trying to decide between buying shares or doing the $5 call for 9/19.\n\n\nEDIT: did both. Bought a call and grabbed some shares 🤔. Let's see where this goes |
| See? Nothing burger. Commence the selling or chop. |
| puts are cheap low risk high reward. Lets go regards! |
| i dont think Vance said anything this time right? |
| spy 645 weekly calls |
| 650 close |
| Bored ❎ ruined ✅ |
| thats it? |
| Spx is only expecting a $50 move by Thursday. Flat all week |
| There's a man dressed in black |
| well that was a nothingburger of a meeting |
| Maybe so |
| No we no go up |
| Just came out of a 20 year coma, how are my Lehman Brothers shares doing I must be a billionaire by now right guys |
| This. |
| 5 years ago people didn't even know where Ukraine was on a map😂 |
| Begin the dump? |
| He loves russians more, if you know what i mean\n\n \n*wink wink* |
| Oh no, the carnage |
| Just throw dude in jail and annex Ukraine. They have some hot chicks,bud be okay with it |
| Qqq calls 579 wed expiration |
| I guess in retrospect i should have assumed the major stock indices to move too much while we wait for updates on a meeting about the world’s largest current military conflict |
| He's literally describing a dog |
| short my sanity after this press conference... |
| Closing at that level has 0 chance, it will happen but instantly V when it does |
| This guys presidency is pretty much like when the teacher asks about last nights reading and you didn’t do it. Just blabbing BS |
| OPEN expanding into Ukraine\n\nBUY BUY BUY |
| Mangoe knew the unabomber or something |
| This is going to 400. Get on the train while its cheap |
| #EVERYTHING |
| Not anymore |
| Why not call? |
| RKLB goes vertical every morning and then back to its starting point by close |
| They’re all here. Protection guarantees, land swaps, war over. Stop the killing, start the building. 🤑 |
| fucking shit show |
| Suggest me a good bet, i got $10k to spend |
| oh I know what the reason is... I just dont understand how people can believe his logic in general... |
| I’m financially bored. |
| I think its a bad screenshot cause its from desktop, I got in at .46 cents a contract.\n\nIt was a high risk play after getting burned on ETHU for the day.\n\nEdited: My first post here, i'll try and provide a clearer picture in the future, no misinformation was intended. |
| Zelensky face is full of regrets rn lol |
| so we're calling that a suit? |
| these reporters need to start asking pump the market questions |
| It's gone from socialism a china being the bad guys to...\n\nState onwed enterprise....we like that. Wait till America get a social credit score. Thatll be REPs version of gun control.\n\nGuns for anyone who supports king drumpf |
| nope, America will be red forever...literally |
| Anyone long SRPT? |
| And there it is, the random off topic rant that nobody cares about right now. I love 🥭 press conferences 🤣 |
| Just bought some more google calls. Here we go again |
| FUCKING RALLYYYYYYYYYY |
| I don't know if we'll ever get a 1-2% down day ever again |
| Please |
| Excuses me v taking about ukrains not voteing dem / replicas |
| "Everything" Bro how much more stuff do you need from America? |
| There's a man, coming round, taking names. |
| Holy fuck great meme stealing it |
| A fucking retard |
| We love our reporters screaming over each other, don’t we folks? |
| Reporter: Prez Z, what do you need to end war?\n\nZ: EVERYTHING.\n\nLMAO 🤌 |
| Isn't that how negotiation's work. You ask for a lot of things you know you wont have any chance of getting to give it up and get the things you really want. |
| I don’t think speed is the most important factor. Authentication is |
| freeman emo here ! |
| Zelensky - why the fuck am i here |
| Anyone have a picture with Zelensky in there. Did he just say fuck it and go home... what a waste of time |
| Trump: Any questions? Reporters: Starts making pigeon noise |
| anyone think there's going to be some power hour movement? |
| powerful weave right there |
| This will end very badly, just look at his face lmao |
| What else can he do lol ideal captive audience |
| I think he is addicted to campaigning 😆 |
| Thank. God. fffffffuuuuuucccckkkkkk |
| Legitimately can’t imagine a gayer day |
| You overestimate how smart they are, they dont even know what socialism is, just a scary buzzword that vaguely alludes to disgusting poor criminals getting money you worked hard for |
| Just woke up, how we lookin boys |
| UKRAINIAN LEADER ZELENSKYY HAS MADE THE WORLD SO VERY SAD, INCLUDING ME AND MY FRIEND VLAD. IF HE JUST GAVE UP HIS COUNTRY THEN WE WOULD HAVE A DEAL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. |