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| Robin the hood |
| Bers hate this one simple trick, subscribe to my OnlyFans for more info |
| This is hilarious, good job 👏 |
| Yahoo finance app |
| I saw my doplledanger in the gym and yes he was ugly |
| Best 10sec of the year |
| Sometimes I think all this inane posts are code by the powers that be to those of us who listen.\n\nI am not sure what they mean, but they are provocative.\n\nGet the people going. |
| fute is actually blood flat at 0.00% lmao |
| Flat Futes like flat titties are ok |
| Your bootyhole |
| tesco |
| futures flat. both bers and bols are fuk |
| I know there’s a lot of cap on the page.. but real life my step dad come over for my moms bday today and was talking to me about asts and space x ipo. Dude is mentally ill and told me to get into 3d printing etf at its peak in 2021. The top has never been more in and this legit happened today. |
| 🌽 doing the boogaloo lmao |
| # Smell like bishes in here!oh nvm, just the gay bers! Calls it is! LMAO 🤌 |
| SPX is a good support so I think it gonna takes a few hours before it breaks. |
| Nikkei 225 dropping sir, the japanese will open their stock market in an hour or so and red wine will be served |
| Where does everyone check stock prices and futures over the weekend? |
| You probably own 🥭coin too |
| We live in his world now. |
| You don’t want that bro. |
| The strait is no longer bi curious |
| What does sex feel like |
| Can't wrap my head around inverted. They still right side of my face but they think it's left side? Why is it inverted? Why does that makes one more ugly? |
| Where can a brotha get a good cannoli? |
| 🌮 Tuesday getting setup nicely i see |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| #SPY 700 OR DEATH |
| "BREAKING: TACO and Netanyahu just spoke for 30 minutes by phone. Netanyahu immediately entered a limited-security cabinet meeting after the call, per Ynet. White House reporters have also been called to an "unknown event" on the South Lawn."\n\n\nTACO: Hey Netanyahu what do you wearing? 💋\n\n\nNetanyahu: Nothing. 🫦 |
| I’m no bear but where exactly is oil going down lol |
| What happens at 9PM? Is that when they change his diaper and he gets cranky? |
| Where are you guys seeing this? |
| My 5x leverage needs this BAD. Another 13% down and Im fuc |
| Mr Buffett? |
| I'm gonna get a jump on the market tonight and drink alot of booze, as usual |
| hi, how may I help u? |
| It all comes to what the orange turd says later today that is how market operates nowadays 🤷♂️ |
| Then the next thing you know there’s money missing off your dresser and your daughters knocked up. I’ve seen it a hundred times |
| I have a life, can someone please explain the pigeon thing |
| I'm going to hate watch Euphoria and the stock market this evening, maybe eat some tendies and poop. will be a real smashing night |
| It’s not going to 5% |
| Me too, then you realise your camera is inverted for yourself only so others see you the opposite and turns out you’re chopped as fuck |
| With friends like you who needs enemies. |
| The bird, my friend, has always been the word |
| Gotta love it. |
| Mere consolidation considering we flew from -.3% up to 0.00% within the first 10 minutes of futes being open. |
| Getting laid 3 times and then having a day without being laid is a win in my books. |
| Regards |
| I don’t think anyone’s ready for what’s gonna happen this week 😳 |
| Crazy bastards you, open the casino! |
| literally lol Iran's market opens up Tuesday and admin said Tuesday meeting. We might hear ceasefire extension til end of June or some shit |
| only 20? |
| It's gone from shocking to stupid to embarrassing to now just boring when I see the absolute drivel that moron constantly spews.\n\n\nI'm just holding my weird half bear half bull port and going to wait this shit out. |
| More indicative of the K-shaped economy: everyone knows you either make it, or get crushed. Everyone wants to make it, naturally. \n\nCalls on casinos and service jobs.\n |
| the oracle of delphi of our time |
| Warren Buffett making sure your calls ended up worthless |
| Calls |
| In MS team meetings I spend 20% of the time looking at myself thinking "am I good looking?, is this how I look to others? Yes, I am good looking"\n\nDon't tell me I'm the only one |
| 900? 750 is pushing it |
| If 10 year breaks 5% we are gonna be out to sea boys. |
| Your calls are luke warm. Barely above room temp. |
| #Flat futes just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
| Yes, and now that retail has noticed time for MMs to switch to theta so the bulls don’t get too cocky. And as always ber r fuck |
| Are my calls cooked guys? my calls r cooked! |
| /zn /zb shouldn’t be this close but /vx is 19 idk why I bother looking at anything |
| we will see at 9PM. Goodluck gay bears |
| 🥭 we need you to tweet 🥹😚 for our +5% pump!! |
| The reason why I say the top is 110$ at the moment is because both US and Japan is shorting Oil Future. Plus, TACO will say something positive about the war so the oil don't pump crazy.....at least until nothing work for him TACO anymore. |
| Nah, peace deal in 2 weeks, just like 2 weeks ago. |
| Mood |
| -.034 percent it’s OVER |
| Cmon MU lets see another 54% week |
| 5% pullback here seems about right. Maybe closer to 10% for the Qs. 💣 |
| I actually did last week and i lost my banbet, and somehow i didnt get banned - i think the feature is broken |
| If I think SPY may fall to 710 in 2 weeks what strike dates? |
| Ahahhahahahahahahahah |
| Are there pre futes for Kospi? |
| This has been my favorite saga to follow recently. Thanks for making my Sunday. I have calls. |
| Or nobody lyin 👀 |
| first time? |
| Green by open EOD |
| Corn straight elevator down |
| What is mu doing |
| The gym on Sunday night is goated |
| How? |
| we green? |
| Lolll bulls!! 😂🤣 |
| Delete this quick! |
| I am what I eat |
| Ong no cap fr |
| EOD |
| Well yeah |
| Bout to snort 300mg of bupropion |
| DUMPING, they tried to hold it up for a bit but we’re going DOWN. SOXX PUTS AT OPEN FULL PORT |
| Bought a UNH call right before close and it went down 5% afterhours lol why do I even mess with options lmao 🤣 |
| Gonna need three, futures are too flat |
| I’m fuckin cooked if spy doesn’t hit 900 this week. |
| Even a 46.9% jump on the week for MU would change mine and alot of others lives. |
| Not a single shitposting ber from this weekend has dared to comment yet, no wonder none likes them |
| Can't blame them, society is so fucked many think gambling is the only way out |
| Holy drop |
| You: uses Shiller PE ratio \n\nMe: uses pigeon indicator \n\nWe are not the same |
| Anybody notice SPY has been having 2 or 3 green 24h candles broken up by a red 24h candle like clockwork? Just had the red candle on Friday. |
| WAR IS BACK ON THE MENU FUCKTARDS. |
| I sometimes wonder what part of evolution encoded an abrupt interest in lawncare in my 30s |
| Bers made it seem like stocks were gonna open -10% and we green. LMAO |
| doesn't change the destination. congress could tax token use (the have leverage over the main ai labs and can ensure that token use remains transparent) but they are focused on other goals. |
| It's more like investing in the Dutch East India company. |
| Mango please tweet about peace talk. I NEED YOU |
| 🥵 |
| same 🥵 |
| Over rated |
| Taco Tuesday setup 😃 |
| Futes dumping LMAO |
| The koreans literally fullported Samsung with 100x leverage |
| Shes gone already. Bitch. |
| GOOGL 5/18 405c\n\nGOOGL 5/22 402.5c\n\nGOOGL 5/22 400c\n\nGOOGL 7/17 405c\n\nMSFT 6/12 415c\n\nASTS 5/22 82c\n\nheld through the weekend. |
| Better to have a flat mom than a flat pottfolio |
| Yeah based on what? We had Kioxia blowout earnings that confirmed demand for memory, opEX is out of the way, SNDK has only had 2 days in the last 3 months where the stock was down for 4 day’s consecutively. Afterwards, both MU/SNDK went up +15%, NVDA earnings this week. Etc etc etc. I don’t think any of you guys actually take a look into anything. |
| Yall forgetting you should ALWAYS inverse the first pigeon shit of the day. |
| dicks out for Harambe, we ride at dawn of the planet of the apes |
| # WHERES MY DAMN TRUMP PHONE 🥭MAN |
| My calls shall print. Praise be to Allah |
| Oh wow semis overnight doing real bad. Nice to see SaaS up bigly tho |
| ??????????? sell it you regard |
| Yeah what are you looking at? MU 2.5%?? |
| poor followers |
| About to open sir, would like a drink in the meantime? |
| Mad gay |
| Banbet it pussy |
| Love me flat women. Hate me flat trend lines.\n\nSimple as. |
| Mango writing his tweet for TACO Tuesday: How many S's are there in the word "peace"? |
| Dovish |
| I usually buy calls but the pigeon has spoken, puts it is |
| I'm buying puts in the morning and there's nothing you girls can do about it |
| Remote job with slightly lower pay |
| buuuuuuuulllll |
| lmaoooo bears |
| MU under 700 2morrow |
| wait are they really watching us here |
| can u put my shit on there |
| Elevator down, staircase up. I fully expect to not make back my losses from Friday for awhile |
| Oil better open up bit down so im in the green and can sell to have cash for more MU CALLS BITCHH |
| Your wive |
| Bers made reality scare them. Where everyone from this morning at? |
| its all fugazi |
| Dagger for real |
| Someone put this ber back in the hole he crawled out of |
| 🔗 |
| Been there brother. I sold MSFT a day before it popped too. lol |
| Bro, you right |
| Yea I’ll be the guy to admit I wasn’t specific enough.\n\nIt’s on every single plane or ship using high speed high bandwidth internet because it’s the only high speed internet option for planes/ships.\n\nCongratulations. You got me to be overly specific so you can avoid basic deductive reasoning. |
| Was putting on red lipstick 💄. Now applying green face paint. |
| Think the news will ever talk about the Houthis impact on shipping in the Bab-El-Mandeb? Feel kinda bad they getting left out of the Destruction of whole world narrative |
| The bird was the one calling them to dump it the entire time\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1t0la0z3wr1h1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa84d7e933724e36839563679d0472c570b6409\n\n |
| banbet it pussy\n\n |
| Lmao futes opened up down -.3% and within 10 minutes was green. |
| Yup |
| \^\^ |
| Bunch of dumb dick suckers |
| Futes blood flat |
| INTC 130 |
| Msft gonna pump so fucking hard coming week omg im ready |
| Oh how I pray you are right 😂😂😂 |
| Idk how you can read half the shit we say in here and not get banned on tiktok |
| https://preview.redd.it/uck5bl30wr1h1.png?width=1604&format=png&auto=webp&s=8201e8f2131ca9e15573040ec8a99b3e18f2ddd2 |
| EoY |
| 👀 |
| and then what happens after that. |
| why |
| Msft has been edging for a while but it's going to climax this week |
| Oil up, 10 year futures up, futures up. Somebody lyin |
| 😂😂 |
| Trump posting invasion photos, the drone attack etc made me think it would rise. I’m new here and stupid |
| Sike I just sold rddt this Friday. FKIN dogshit stock |
| MU $800 2morrow |
| ha gaayyyyyy |
| Hey thanks! |
| *We've got some really cool hawks that sit on the bridge over the river and swoop down to get breakfast/dinner. Over the last 20 years or so the two became six and when the wind currents above the bridge are just right and all or most of them are wind surfing it's cool af. National Geographic cool.* |
| If you buy the IPO on the launch date, you are the exit liquidity the private money. |
| INSANE PUT(T) |
| Thanks Samsung, I will finally be able to retire with my shares of Micron 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| He's a VP in Goldman Sachs |
| EoY |
| I look forward to pre market on a Monday, that's when I finally get to stop thinking about my life |
| You can read? |
| Micro transactions truly ruined video games. It's about opening packs, influencers now. A game before was put out to be enjoyed fully with no updates. I miss black ops 1 & 2. I'd even say I have more fun with Ps1 & Ps2 than ps3 & Ps4. The new forza looks impressive being super realistic but people want escapism and fun. Gran turismo 2 is more fun probably |
| No, I like the thrill of not knowing if I fucked up or not 🙂↔️ |
| It's different people saying that\n\nUnless it's theta trouble makers |
| Open the casino you bastards! |
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| You can curse on the internet. |
| I think oil will trade range like between 90-110$. I don't think it will go above 110$ until some serious thing is happened. |
| Turning on Super Mario 64 for the first time on Christmas morning is still the peak of my gaming life. |
| amd is more valuable than ge vernova + ge electric + glencore \n\nand u are buying shortdated calls on semis? |
| Won $5k at the Indian casino this weekend gonna win 5k more in the spy casino this week |
| We love to hear it… youll be up 1500 eow tho |
| Just got the RS5. What’s up? |
| SATS, LLY, RDDT, MSFT, FIG - the fab 5 for bulls this week |
| The market only goes up bc I dont have the other half of the simulation loading |
| Kospi moves like a meme stock. Surprised all Koreans are not completely liquidated every month yet |
| Those Koreans are definitely leveraged to the tits |
| Good so my oil puts print |
| It’s written, it must be |
| $250 |
| Ber - stop! Not that hole |
| Because of Chinvidia? |
| Go and bet, don’t talk to much!!! |
| Brent is up and WTI is up on the day (contract rolled to June). Not sure where you see oil going down. |
| Bers R fuK |
| It’s how rich fucks play musical chairs |
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| BAAAAAAAUUUUUUULSSSS |
| Yes. |
| Both are fucked, thetagang (MMs) win |
| If KOSPI is red 2 days in a round (including today) then the Korean will get Margin Calls which means KOSPI will dump harder, before find the bottom. |
| I am praying for oil mooning so I have excuse to quit my job\n\n“My salary is too low for the commute buh muh guh” |
| I’m already down $200 on oil calls lol |
| >the share of CEOs saying that they were looking to reduce junior roles over the next year or two doubled to 43% from 17% just last year. Only 17% of CEOs said they are shifting hiring to focus on more junior positions.\n\n>“Notably, the CEOs with the longest planning horizons are the most likely to plan headcount reductions,” the report said. “That suggests they expect a structurally leaner organization not as a cost measure but as the destination — the endpoint of an AI-augmented operating model that requires fewer people, deployed differently.”\n\nI'm sure the 68% of US adults that are already fucking tired of AI are going to take this well |
| better scared than scarred |
| BRO IT'S -0,01% HOW IS THAT A DUMP |
| must be, 493000% erect |
| So I see comments saying bols r fuk and bers r fuk. Can u guys make up ur mind? |
| Havent looked |
| I feel like I would put my money instead on shorting Tesla |
| Didn’t the mob buy him ? |
| GOTTEM! |
| Is Google going to do something cool tuesday or no |
| I don't have a wife 🙁 |
| Bulls coping so hard, NVDA $200 EOW. Don’t @ me |
| So god help your wife's boyfriends |
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| Same 😞 |
| Hey Bessent you better be FKIN ready 9:30 on the dot you fuk. Better take your shit, eat your breakfast and watch those bond yields |
| I’m bricked up for the open tomorrow. |
| We are so back, new ATHs are on the menu |
| Probly. Thats what these fucks do create some narrative why a whole sector is trash short it into the gutter. Then do the same to another and pump the one back up out of the gutter. That's the game |
| 20% left u just missed 10% |
| MU calls |
| Can I walk into a restaurant and pay for my dinner using bitcoins? |
| Yup. Institutional money needs to dump those positions on retail before they shut off the music... Same thing at the end of 2021. |
| this is perfect |
| It looks like mine. |
| Surely this time will be different, said the tard |
| Jensen has nice weeny |
| Where’s your banbet, big boy? |
| ILMN calls after China appearance for sure. Or I'm just refarded also |
| I'm bearish because we have poor leadership and a terrible macro picture making it difficult for even great companies to continue increasing revenue every quarter. My long term portfolio is mostly defensive boomer dividend stuff until things seem to be going the right direction policy-wise |
| BOOOOOOLS THE TIME OF THE BEAR HAS COME |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee said BUY ALL DIPS |
| BlackBerry back on the menu boys |
| BERS IN SHAMBLES ONCE AGAIN, GOING THROUGH THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF AS WE SPEAK |
| # MAY DAY MAY DAY!!!\n\nToday is a day and we're in May, thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Wish I bought more calls last Friday. Monday is going to be deep green. |
| Right so an even more retarded statement to play off how dumb your first retarded statement is |
| Damn, dude, I was 10 minutes late to buy that runup. |
| Turning red bitches |
| Iran deadline went the way of pdf files. It's all about tentative agreements to draft concepts of a plan to figure out how to end tariff war now. |
| Doesn’t make any fucking sense |
| They're flat? |
| The first candle is always the gayest |
| you might be right, i been timing my entry but i think i may have missed it NOW |
| Ok goodluck with your $500 account |
| Username does not check out |
| As others have pointed out you're very regarded. |
| Whether you believe AI is a bubble or not, it’s definitely not going to burst before NVDA earnings on Wed. If you think market will be red on Monday, after huge dips to end last week, you may be retarded. |
| Sell before earnings and then rebuy when it drops 😀 |
| RS5 and hopefully an affair. |
| Nvda 295 eow |
| As the bers children (cub) fall, the market of the good and strong shall rise. Bers in mourning |
| Friday's drop was just the market feeling sorry for 🐻 and compensation for prolonged🐂 abuse. That was the last time to close short positions. Flat after an uptrend usually signals a time correction and a continuation move to the upside. What bears really needed was a -1/-2% gap down and real heavy vol panic selling, but that is not the case. Sorry! 😞 |
| Your mom's flat. |
| Muuuu |
| My wife's what? |
| Futures reddest green ever |
| I’m Jewish |
| Wives. Motherfucker who was your English teacher |
| Yet |
| LMAO bers were calling for a circuit breaker and futures are flat\n\nGreen by eod |
| Maybe, maybe not. Last friday was OPEX day, you'd be delusional to think that doesn't affect the market. |
| MU and ILMN. Calls for both. |
| 8pm est |
| If it flys, it spies. These modern robot birds also poop apparently |
| Amount of downvotes 😂😂 thanks for the confirmation. Your calls are fkd |
| Take this to r/BogleBirds |
| Disgusting person identified. Blocked. |
| but what did they do? I didn't think anything material happened... |
| why do people act like first candle of futures dictates the week every fucking week\n\nbears and bulls alike |
| I'm ~~saved~~ not ruined! |
| NVDA 275 EOW |
| Makes it hard to lick the windows at Wendy’s |
| Since I got into manifestation / positive visualisation I genuinely enjoy closing my eyes and visualisation & feeling a great future for myself. Almost as good as doom scrolling |
| Bers r fuk |
| Well don't stop now |
| Yall think we're going red on the biggest bull rally in history with Nvidia earnings this week? God help your wife's |
| Robinhood was putting it between 25-30% but I’m also retarded and can’t read |
| Leading the flock to the wolves |
| Oil is going down and US500 futures going up..\n\nBad news for bers 🤣 |
| Green? |
| Dumping now |
| As is tradition. |
| I am buying $SOXS. There I said it! I’m gehhh |
| What is |
| Ralph Nader?????? |
| I‘m sure NOW will be the hardest pump we’ve seen for a long time🍆🍆🍆🐸🐸🐸 |
| you had 10minutes bulz |
| reminder everything bad matters until enough bulls buy calls then they don't matter anymore.\n\nthen new ath. |
| Kevin chu was a tiny weeny |
| The right time |
| God bless America 🫡 🇺🇸🦅🎆 |
| Your wife’s affair |
| #This is going to actually be bad isn't it |
| Silence of the bears |
| All of them |
| Update at 8pm |
| I can't, I'm a sick sick individual |
| Geez! That could pay off my mortgage, man |
| CHYNA |
| Cope. |
| Going all in ADBE weeklies tomorrow\n\nRotation into beaten down software |
| I've just watched my gold short open +1k and turn into -200 just 5 seconds later, literally no time to close it 😁 |
| I would never again buy from them and be their worst critic. |
| Just a regard overthinking |
| corn bros in shambles |
| You will be just fine. |
| Open by green |
| Reply if you're a ber and explain why. Updoot if you're a bool. |
| 4 am |
| Bers were doomtalking all weekend that the big crash would 100% happen tomorrow LMAO |
| Just took a shit and the amount of green futes doubled. EZ money |
| if market is red, deadline by friday.\n\nif market is green, deadline by tuesday. |
| Magic 8 Ball says: >!ber r fuk!< |
| Tips ladder |
| why we grinding up? News all seemed fucked |
| Yes |
| Yup |
| Initially it's not worth it. Maybe later after the crash . Have you run the DCF model on the company |
| Reminder that Covid was a psyop so they could change all the birds batteries |
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| Looks like it. EWY reading ~180 for now. But obviously the narrative around the Samsung strike can shift things |
| Who |
| Lmaoooo |
| y? |
| RED BY OPEN, WEAK AHHH GREEN. BULLS HAVE NO STEAM LEFT |
| Joever. |
| Deal with China on rare earths was announced, if we’re red Monday I’ll be buying the dip |
| Not if you think inflation will increase |
| Pop |
| Bose support sneaky af. Stuck in update mode and guy couldnt fix it over the phone, says due to this he'd offer an upgrade to the newest model for $300 off. \n\nI go to their website, and the value for their regular trade in is $300. |
| I've yolod into Aerotyne International\n\nSeems a good opportunity. Cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. Stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. My analysis indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that.\nAnd in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there we are looking at a grand slam home run. |
| Best part of celebrating Father's day in the park is not having any kids and leaving them in the park 🐥 |
| Too tight of a stop loss. |
| I finally finished Nader's book.\n\nPerhaps ironically, I enjoyed the end of it a lot more than I enjoyed the bulk of it. Once he shut the fuck up about his unanswered letters, and writing fake letters from dead people to living people, he was very on the nose when talking about mango |
| Bers always fuk. |
| 1. It’s been 8 minutes \n2. Is the green in the room with us |
| I don't know anything only what I read, there is going to be a prior 5 to 1 split bringing it to open around $106 per share. Also read XAI will also be going public under Space X or symbol SPCX on stock exchange which will open up 12 June. How many shares should be purchased or should on hold a couple days/weeks? |
| The market literally cares about it so much that it dumped on Friday. Persistent high yields would be the one to bring down this market |
| r/wallstreetbets |
| Watch it gap up even more green when individual stocks open up in a couple hours. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ma7at5q3ur1h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e0cb1ea4304878eeacfb552c5548c8ab558dec |
| What time does SPY start updating tonight? |
| does anyone know when is 🥭's new Iran deadline? |
| [Stock Market Futures - Investing.com](https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures) |
| Great futures start for another black Monday call by the bears |
| Any indication if KOSPI will open green? |
| Bears can only talk shit on the weekends |
| What tickerrrrs |
| Okay so NVDA 250 eod tomorrow i see |
| Even if NVDA beats, it’ll tank 15% bc I’m holding a lot 😔 |
| Explain why first |
| I’m not sure but she has a great cock |
| OP doesn’t need to worry about AI when he is already threatened by barely sentient biology. |
| A tepid 10 out of 100 |
| at that point sell it all and just be a bondbro. |
| !remindme : 16 hours |
| Tech is green. Ber r fuk |
| Sorry that was me, not a pigeon. |
| U.S. Navy needs to replace two more fighter jets- markets green Monday |
| Bears literally huffing paint fumes in the shed again |
| link? |
| Lol no one cares. Nvidia earning this week, green until then. |
| I need to vent. Just watched long oil position BARELY touch my stop loss, I wanted to reenter and as I was reentering the price shot the fuck up. And then I bought anyways and it sunk back down. Typical. Why do my stop losses keep fucking me in the worst way possible every. God. Damn. Time. |
| Why didn’t you get them for Dec? Taller this be a lessson you learn once |
| lol I haven’t seen this Pepe meme before. Chefs kiss |
| Pack it up bers it’s over |
| admit it - you’ve ruined many more than the one you know about. . . |
| I liked poopy pants a lot |
| Is your sister trans? |
| If pigeon shits on schizophrenic posters shoulder buy calls. Its how we invest now. |
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| $750 SPY CALLS EOW THANKYOU |
| Bers were doomtalking all weekend just for this? LMAO |
| I’m sorry but ICEMAN is a 10 |
| Lol you should have bought earlier. But also I heard the real estate industry is taking a dump these days so you may find good deals |
| I guess the 10-year breaking 4.6%, oil surging, and nuclear power plants being stuck is bullish? Who knew. That or everyone just figures humanity is doomed, so might as well bet it all on our AI replacements. |
| SPX just went green . Bers in shamble |
| Under the sea |
| Everyone bring out the green dildos for overnight. |
| It was faked, the octopus was actually time travelling, he didn’t guess anything. |
| +.01 % ber fuk |
| Oil kind of something ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯... the rest `(ᴗ_ᴗ)ᶻᶻᶻ` |
| When the market crashes we will be eating it everyday again |
| Oh damn it’s green. Rip |
| Waited all weekend for flat. Like kissing your sister but more gay |
| green |
| Lmaooooo bers |
| lol... already green. |
| If bols cant get 2% green by open on China trade deal news, what are they even doing. |
| Im just waiting for the 10y bonds to hit 5% |
| Vix futures are insane |
| Go ride your yamaha mt07 |
| In pigeon boy we trust. |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| I have 150$ USO calls let's goooo (we're all so fucked) |
| unironically, yes |
| Greener than red |
| Someone out there is dumping US10 y bonds like there is no tomorrow and honestly they need to stop. I want to buy a house |
| Who is pigeon boy what is this all over Reddit wtf |
| Marcellus? |
| Sum dumbass said the maker gonna tank cause a bird shit on him. |
| TECH UP +0.06%, GOLD +0.16%. SEE I TOLD U FRIDAY WAS JUST OPEX IT WAS NOTHING WE HAD THIS ALL ALONG \*sweats profusely\* |
| Calls on NOW |
| Pigeon shit the shoulder again |
| OH NO WHY IS IT GOING GREEN |
| What’s all this about a pigeon? |
| This would be great for me. I got 2 call options for $756 if it could hit( I doubt it) but that would be cool |
| How much green |
| The story driving the market recently is the bond yields. With oil not coming down, I think we may get a few more red days/weeks. We will see. |
| Nasdaq green baby. SaaS gonna fucking rip this week |
| Show me your account size and I’ll listen |
| |
| let the pump begin. witness my calls |
| Correct and have followed the company for over a decade |
| Oil HULK PEEN |
| Who invited this guy to the GENERATIONAL RUN 📈📈📈📈 |
| Just need Bond Market to cold down then we'll be fine. No need to worry. |
| To do what? |
| You're not doing a very good job |
| more like *Wren* Buffet |
| There's nothing more socialist than paying employees in stock options. |
| Futes flatter than piss on a board. |
| Do you know how an octopus lives? |
| AXTI $45 Put 5/22 Thank Me Later |
| My life has meaning again |
| Calls on boomerism |
| Better be, I hate rice and bananas |
| Consolidating an ira account tomorrow so I'm buying some stoopid shit that will go to 0 when i retire. IF i retire. fml. |
| Seen all I need to see from futures, spy 800 by open |
| tried opening RH to check futes and got the message "calm down bro, bears are fucked, close the app enjoy sunday" |
| Waiting for your 80%+ gains over these 3 months? Dont care about your account size. Please enlighten me how I could have done such a better job |
| NADSAQ Futes green ber r fuk ez bul money |
| i’m bag holding calls rn hope this is true |
| as is tradition |
| All weekend. All weekend |
| I only follow this sub peripherally, but goddamit this pigeon saga has been fucking hilarious |
| [investing.com](http://investing.com) |
| Damn that’s a green ass candle on the 5m. Bears are super shit on |
| # So …….. **PUTS** for Monday at open then . 🩸🪓📉 |
| Lucky you |
| Dow rallying hard |
| I hope pigeon boy is right. |
| Holy shit oil lol |
| How fucked are my 85 plug 5/29 4c’s |
| i waited all day for this disappointment |
| The opportunity cost is real. I spent the first 5 years of my money earning phase of life making $23k/year in stipends - barely enough to get by and with no retirement contributions. \n\nAs far as the decision to work in the sciences with a PhD vs bachelors degree, I didn’t want a glass ceiling over me. I landed my first job at the end of 2022 making $125k/year. I’m at $175k/year now. I’ve maxed out my 401k and Roth IRA since year 1 and my annual cash flow will hit $100k/year in the next year or two. If I had only pursued a bachelor’s degree, I wouldn’t have this kind of earning potential until late career. |
| https://preview.redd.it/nai080u9tr1h1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=879e365c4ef93416701878e573ff1cdbaea5fbf7 |
| It will be heavy green the next two months |
| Where do you see weekend futes live and what ticker???? |
| 10K shares and counting |
| Are you the mod at the poet thing |
| Where is that octopus which predicted the football scores in a world Cup one year? Being him here for stock market |
| Hegseth blames the collision on dangerously low levels of blood alcohol in the pilots. |
| It caught my eye around $12, and just with the current rising volatility and prices I've been feeling like it can test $20, even before looking into the DD. The volume has been on an uptick, and it looks to me like it's going to crack $14 again very soon, pretty tight channel. It's bullish to me, but I'm an idiot |
| My neck is on fire |
| This rando pig-eon shit wears tie! Wtf |
| I saw their kiosk at reinvent 2025. It’s a fucking wrapper. Most of these “ai” companies are wrappers for other people’s models. It’s selling the dream so it will probably go up. Just don’t hold the bag when the music stops. |
| Should sold more short ICs. Thetagang wins this week for sure |
| Futes not futing enough |
| Has a country ever been memed into submission before? |
| I can't remember if you said you wanted to cook together with a dog or if you wanted to cook a dog |
| Will be $20 very soon |
| Buying everything I can with both hands |
| Wasn't funny the first 4 times, still not funny. |
| They are neato |
| Omg! Black swan event |
| Glad single stock futures are coming so I can see what's up on Sundays. |
| Flat as fuck. Theta unti NVDA reports, then we will either moon or tank. |
| If MSFT ain't green, Imma need 5 strong and daring men for a business opportunity in Somalia |
| Green by open and more green by close |
| Op shorted 2 weeks ago they had like $80 puts and $68 |
| Decent first candles 🤞📈 |
| Flutes fluting ^((they are super duper flat)) |
| Does it really matter if it drops more? You geniuses told us that you got out at the top anyway, right. |
| no next question |
| ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ |
| just got back from golf, what did i miss |
| Football player gets injured in game.\n\nWhy do we still play football?\n\nSTFU lol |
| pigeon was right, good luck fellas |
| Spx green by 0.12%. All my bearish fantasies were in vain. |
| Oil closing tomorrow at 120$ |
| boring. |
| This is why they are down . |
| Green by open |
| futes flat af |
| Well I’ll love you til my lungs give out |
| Don’t worry about it |
| Time to goon to Charli and bers getting boned. |
| Pigeon would be 55th percentile on this sub. 77th percentile for just the Indians. |
| Yeah the 10yr is not coming down lol |
| Where spy??! |
| Bol but also Ber |
| That is some rando shameless guy, cant say thats human and bitch says a bird! Lol |
| Have you guys been outside? |
| Ate a big ribeye, ready for bed |
| Silver LMAO |
| Holy shit so red 😩😩😩 |
| I have shaken the futes and they have told me to Ask Again Later |
| This hit. |
| futures RIPPING. Nasdaq's up 10,000% |
| Morange |
| yah, like, it's invisible |
| Why |
| Bond market can’t hurt me |
| Complete annihilation |
| 1st move is ghey |
| Same plan as every trading day, Pinky: 0DTE options in the wrong direction. |
| Nothingburger Futes 😴 |
| Me thinks not, for thy love of God, ‘tis clearly a bird of ill repute - doth thy not see what is before thine eyes? |
| Why |
| The alien was ripped tho |
| FUTURES flat af. Means we're plummeting soon, NO V |
| In theory, I already did on Friday. Sold a SPY covered call for around $600 at close which more than covers it |
| SPY $745 by open, don’t be a dumbass |
| +1.8% lol it's so fucking over |
| They’re fun and it’s a good excuse to be outside. |
| Why |
| I'm not even worth 8 figure. Sepuku? |
| a chef dog. |
| Power Bottom indicator |
| Good question |
| You got me |
| Gap up monday |
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| plunge protection team starting early lmao |
| We are so back |
| Red futes green by open |
| Flat means green |
| In france it's good luck if a bird poops on you so maybe. |
| Why do people still go to airshows? |
| Lol true |
| No way the war continues with the world cup, just buy now or miss out |
| My. Biggest holding 300 shares ☺️ |
| Bols are fucked |
| Fucking flat |
| Do you still want a dog though? |
| Anyone have what oil opened at? |
| I can still smell the fresh paint |
| ill make fun of your little weiner in exchange for your bank acct |
| Absolutely Joever |
| Bulls won. It's over. |
| We have reason to believe (via POET’s X posts this weekend), that they have increased their supply of interposers to approximately 3m units a year through Silterra. You can guesstimate how much they’d sell their engines for (a conservative consensus is around $200 each), gives you an idea of the sorts of revenue they’re anticipating. |
| who fuck? |
| MSFT 450 confirmed just now |
| If yes then no. If no then yes. |
| We ripping yet |
| Annoying orange was ahead of its time |
| There's no way the market will recover from this. |
| Futures flat af, bears in shambles |
| Better bring your own drinks at least |
| It's been 84 years |
| LFG!! calls at open! |
| Bro they always beat just maybe trade it with shares |
| Lmao flat |
| HOW ARE WE RED BRO |
| Well what kinda dog was it? |
| I still don't know what push notifications are |
| Half NVDA Half administration. So not much. |
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| NBIS easy money |
| Who the fuck has puts during this generational run. |
| I just saw a homeless man on the corner trading futures on his phone.\n\nIs this a top or bottom indicator? |
| OH HEY LOOK JUST LIKE LAST WEEKEND |
| 2hrs and counting. |
| they take me way too seriously. 😂 |
| Fuck me Aerotyne International up 29% pre market Nigeria stock market |
| There seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. |
| Straight from the soul |
| I CANT LOOK MY ASSHOLE IS CLENCHED |
| MUUve the fuck away |
| It's over. |
| Futes down -2% bers win again |
| Pre GUH |
| HOLY SHIT BUL R MEGA FUCK HO HO HO |
| Your mom's zitty titz are up 69% in the Australian Bogan500 |
| you cant tell me what i want |
| Wtf is this shit he is posting, someone needs to stop this man lmaooo |
| You mean everything you say here? |
| I’ve had this open jar of pickled chilis in the fridge since christmas which I was meaning to throw away. My gf convinced me they were still fine and gaslit me into thinking I would be an idiot not knowing anything about conserved foods if I threw them in the bin. She was fucking wrong that’s for sure. |
| T minus 1 min |
| S&P required that a company eligible to be in the index the company had to be profitable for a certain amount of time. Given the size of the upcoming IPO’s S&P wants to take the IPO right into the index. My answer not AI |
| How do you define “ruin”? Because you most likely have |
| I’m sorry your puts are going worthless again!! Assume the position!! |
| Redheads have higher highs and lower lows |
| thats what i do tho |
| Because you're a degenerate like the rest of us\n\n\nWelcome to the crew lad |
| Nobody fake me out, sick of that |
| You have to make it a cute pigeon or a retarded crazy one. None of this professional pigeon bullshit |
| Yo mama |
| best we have in stock is Cerified Pre-ruined |
| Wish mods would nuke all these cringe pigeon posts |
| Ruin me |
| Cone of my first buys.. believed in it more than others did I guess |
| The balrog got him. Don’t worry, he’ll be back in the second movie |
| RIP MU |
| "Krrrrrrrr"\n\n- Warren Buffet |
| work smarter not harder. 😉 |
| Looking very red again as the war continues. |
| Exactly |
| What color was it |
| Didn't you say you wanted to be loved instead |
| Just go to a bar and look like you don’t want to talk to anyone |
| Moment of truth |
| I should call her. |
| I have been a loyal banking customer for many years, but I am officially moving my business elsewhere. On Thursday, I purchased call options on SOXS through the SoFi trading app. By Friday morning, the app completely froze and locked me out of trading. I spent two separate hours on the phone waiting for support, but customer service was ultimately unable to help. As a result, I lost several hundred dollars before eventually exiting. I am now transitioning my funds to Charles Schwab and eToro, and am actively searching for a new online bank. While I understand trading is not SoFi's primary focus, a reliable platform and proactive customer service should be standard. Given that all customer service calls are recorded, compensating me for the technical glitch would have been the right thing to do. Good luck to anyone who chooses to stay. |
| Does it really matter...NVDA is going to post a massive surprise beat |
| Story of my life |
| Shut. Your. Whore. Mouth. \n\nToo soon man. Fuck |
| 90% of this sub just dm’d you |
| Historically one of the Biggest L takes I’ve ever heard |
| Lmao 😂 |
| For now |
| I'm in love with every girl |
| I'd jerk off a bot too, I'm not picky |
| Yup |
| Who |
| Yes |
| because you touch yourself at night |
| Too lame. |
| She fucked Goldberg! |
| 😎 |
| $NOWL 🤝 |
| That's why they have menus in restaurants. People like different things |
| I just want the opportunity to ruin a man. Why can't I have that |
| I have 10k shares at 4.35 avg on RKLB it’s basically a 30x and worth over 1.2 million |
| Nah bro, let’s just jerk it |
| Bro stfu with your stupid shit. |
| OMG HYPERLIQUID IS SAYING FUTURES ARE UP 20% |
| Can we all agree:\n\nRedheads > Brunettes > Blondes |
| Where'd Gandalf go |
| Lol go enjoy the cruise. You can always lose money after you're back. |
| Yeah I made a ton on MU and cashed out Thursday |
| Holy fuck you guys... Somalian pre-market is up 999% |
| as long as u make enough to cover ur internet package that's a win right? |
| I don’t even know why I look forward to futures if usually market open is completely different from them but yet here we are |
| Im downvoting to keep it a secret |
| Panic |
| Honest question: Given the short float and short interest on this stock, wouldn't it be a good gamble for retail investors to jump on?\nIt gives me GameStop vibes and just asking for opinions. Happy Sunday everyone 😊☀️ |
| Who FUK |
| You’re absolutely it right. It is just you and me who are real humans in this entire sub. Would you like me to provide some more information about existential dread? |
| Calls … some how |
| it was my understanding that everyone had heard |
| Weekend tech with the giant green candles last minute to crush the hopes and dreams of bears across the nation |
| My dog just jizzed all over my leg. Is this good for markets??? |
| Behind is one way to say losing money |
| And now my entire trading strategy is now dictated by avian mood swings. |
| sounds about right |
| Is the dumpster still there though? |
| Aerotyne International up 27% pre market Sudan market |
| Wonder how much intel dropping this week |
| yeah, all you think about is your financial situation |
| FUTURES ARE UP BIGLY +15% |
| Smart. That’s my plan b. |
| ew bonds |
| pls tell me if I should panic sell or panic buy |
| Robinhood AI summaries be like that |
| Shakespeare is that you? |
| so its about to go up or never again? |
| !banbet RDW $20 1w |
| Believe it or not calls |
| Week will be flat as fuxk until nvidia earnings just like last time. |
| Fuckinel Aerotyne International up 34% pre market Peru stock market |
| Charcoal grill indoors for me |
| It all depends on the IPO price. |
| Top notch meme. |
| https://www.binance.com/en/futures/SPYUSDT\n\nFutes are always open though |
| #WHERE ARE THE BOND YIELD EXPERTS |
| Let me know if you don't need it \n\n\nNever had a cock in my mouth that wasn't attached to someone, kind of curious |
| 🫡 |
| It's up 2.7% till now in pre markets |
| Why? |
| Dude is letting politics dictate his investing then wonders why he has no money. Probably proceeds to blame everything on manipulation. |
| Nah bro it won’t. Just full port into NOW shares and thank me later |
| Why didn’t I think of that? I could just type up a note with my favorite tickers in green font and hit print! |
| BOT 🤖 |
| I got wings for dinner thanks for the inspiration |
| Nice |
| What in the hell…… someone needs to take 🥭 phone away. It is bad ai at volume |
| People will come back in 5 years i see this post and ask themself "What the Hell Happened Here?" |
| Did you guys hear about the bird? |
| socialism is bullish because the workers have to buy the stocks of the fraudulent companies they work for. |
| Got the car turned on. Hose is ready. |
| Fuck yeah. Hopefully me buying doesn’t mark Top .. I’ll do my best |
| They just closed a Wendy’s by me, who in here is out of a job? |
| Ate some runny dog shit earlier hoping it'll give me market predicting powers instead of just making me sick. |
| Unnamed sources say futures will open green |
| Calls on Initech |
| y'all remember rare earth metals. \n\nlmao. \n\nevery month in this market we some new hype that goes parabolic before being forgotten. |
| Yes definitely!!! |
| Oil gonna go up in 5 mins |
| Are you bol or ber? |
| 5 min, first non powell market in decades |
| 6mins until everyone goes broke |
| A friend told me that’s how it feels to have an STI. |
| Iran stonk market is up 69% |
| Picked up $25k of MU $720c 17Jul expiration before market close last Friday \n\nHolding on for dear life for the next 2 months |
| CNBC\n\nFutures fall as traders assess latest Iran news and look ahead to a week of significant earning reports\n\nTen minutes later….\n\nFutures rise as traders assess latest Iran news and look ahead to a week of significant earning reports |
| I miss when 🥭 was our financial advisor and would give signals like *"now is a good time to buy"* |
| proof or ban |
| Bears must be miserable people ngl |
| I honestly wonder how many of you delusional dipshits are actually bots. I bet it’s just me and 3 other dudes jerkin each other in here not even knowing it, and honestly I’m ok with it. I love jerkin it with other dudes |
| I'm glad I'm not a billionaire bcs then I would be forced to post 100 tweets a day and I wouldn't survive that |
| What are we thinking? I'm on a cruise and just bought the internet package for this week to trade stonks. Anything market moving happen this weekend or just chop incoming? |
| I didn't pass my hs english class. |
| Nah |
| Perhaps. But they can be descriptive… |
| If the markets aren’t green I’ll probably chop my fucking cock off later tonight |
| Kevin chu is a loser but the most retarded are the guys paying 200 the subscription |
| Just like Starship! |
| Shut the fuck up about pigeons retards |
| A buff dude alien or one with vagggin |
| Imagine going to a party full of bers. |
| Idk why you guys are surprised that both BTC and weekend tech is green +0.06%, when the Harare Zimbabwe Xchange was open all day and artisanal bongs futures were +7% all day. Like ofc we're opening green, that much was obvious. |
| Yes. But we’ll see where it goes. |
| He got fired from Wendy's. Now hes pigeon. |
| No. During the following week, we must not quaver like a headless pigeon, but be sharp like the eagle, riveting our eyes on the red candles and time the dip perfectly. |
| LMAO |
| \-99% 5Y hell nahh |
| Bro it’s up massive lmao. Yikes can’t believe you sold, still time to buy in on Monday morning though. |
| our lives are about to have meaning again |
| Late stage capitalism |
| Want this as a PSA 10 |
| Why does this subreddit spam as much AI slop as the president? |
| making money from the market ❌\n\ntalking about the market to make money ✅ |
| Holy shit I'm fuk |
| What’s this Pigeon shit? |
| Is SaaS up in weekend / futures \n\nI bought on Thursday then paper handed and now FOMOing fridays rally |
| Who is pigeon |
| Spy weekend 546.9 |
| I’d welcome that. My butthole is ready |
| nope pal im no millenial im a zoomer who loves fortnite |
| 8 mins to anoos gaping |
| even gym mirrors are not meant to see this |
| im shorted it |
| A lot of us olds are getting close to retirement and juicing our iras by monitoring the puts and calls of the young regards. The children are our exit liquidity. |
| 9 minutes until getting rugged on SLV in a continuation of the dump on Friday |
| oh shit thats me |
| If ur lying imma show up in your closet |
| It’s so over for NVDA🥺 |
| ya I had the same happen last week. holding on too long is so stupid. you can bitch about missed gains but that's way better than not taking your chunk when it's there. they disappear so fast |
| We've reached the Peek |
| imagine using pigeon shit to predict the markets when runny dog shit is much better |
| I just enjoy RKLB riding the momentum, way more upward potential |
| Everyone FREAK THE FUCK OUT |
| This is the way |
| Buy shares not options \n\nDon’t buy options, sell options. |
| Ughhhh this rotation from semis to SaaS is seriously going to hurt. Ughhhhh. How’s everyone playing it? |
| At least give it a day |
| reminder you can park a fleet of boeings in gaping bear anoos.\n\n$BA calls |
| NVDA going crazyyyyyy🧿 |
| Can vouch. I heard the pigeon say this. |
| Dame |
| I love Reddit, always good for a laugh. |
| I’m being proactive |
| didn't know u can pay for an apple pencil pro in 12 monthly rates of 10.75\n\nI love american consumerism. |
| Say it ain’t so |
| 9 minutes until my life has meaning again |
| 🥭: bulls should be willing to accept some pain for this country. |
| So business as usual |
| Open the Fuckin Futes you crazy bastards!!! |
| I’m going to be a generational CBRS bag holder. |
| Every sunday I wait for futes only to remind myself they are fake right after open |
| 10 min for oil to gap up |
| It’s not a bubble, keep dreaming. Tech companies own this country. |
| TACO has spent the last 5 hours posting AI generated garbage. His brain is on full retard mode. |
| Weekend tech up +0.23%, expect a green open to futures |
| Open the market now |
| UVIX |
| Pre futes are green af sorry bers |
| Yes |
| Holy shit the bid/ask on futes just released. Wow. Bears are beyond fucked in 10 minutes lmao. Lmfao even |
| 10 |
| Sigh… just downloaded Truth social, guess it’d be expensive not to.. 😮💨 |
| A few days there was a "45 days ceasefire extension" signed between Israel and Lebanon.\n\nWell over this weekend the bombing in Lebanon continued. So... |
| Can't believe you said "progressives" in a negative light. Elon sells electric cars. Not exactly a conservative mode of transportation. Tesla profits from the Green New Deal laws. They sell carbon credits for profit and lobbied hard to be connected to that legislation. You can do a quick google and see Elon talk about carbon taxation. His dogma has changed with whoever is charge. He will affiliate with whoever gives him more kickbacks.\n\nThe simple truth is that S-1 has not been filled so we do not know what their revenue stream looks like. Its all guesstimation until we have some audited documentation that is available for us to view. |
| Spacex will crash and then crash harder. |
| Zero chill 😂 |
| I'm going to be going to the gym this evening wearing a button up and tennis sweater. |
| What is pre futes even |
| Just turned all the lights in my house green. I’m ready. |
| Tech is all red until nvidia earnings |
| "Sir, the people are requesting more memes on your feed, sir. " |
| SpaceX will go up and then crash\n\n |
| He knows a good head |
| It’s less about hype and more about very low float and index inclusion. I’m relatively confident it will go up in the short term and collapse in the long run. Nevertheless, I won’t touch it. |
| Come on now Sunday futures don’t mean shit |
| 11 |
| if nvda doesn't pump my calls before wednesday I'm gonna be very sad |
| 11 |
| mine did ths exact thing right before earnings |
| 12 |
| Shit got me laughing out loud, this subreddit is the best |
| 11 |
| Anyone looking at this Aerotyne International company? They're transitioning into AI with military applications |
| I need a 3x Leveraged Inflation ETF that way i will be rich in 10 years |
| NOBODY KNOWS SHIT UNTIL OPEN. \n \nUSUALLY FOR THE PAST 2 MONTHS SUNDAY OPENS RED AND THEN BY 9PM 30 POINTS OF UPWARD MOMENTUM HAPPENS. \n \nBUT WE WILL SEE |
| 12 |
| Fartcoin up 0.07% LFG!! |
| Probably means space stocks are mooing tomorrow. At this rate, I'm never going to recover that stupid RKLB CC that I sold. Fukkk. |
| 12 |
| 12 |
| So many ways to lose money, so little money to lose |
| Yes |
| neither bull nor ber ready for the flat open. \n\nno movement until tuesday, the globally agreed upon TACO tuesday where we finally get the signal from dear leader on whether we pump or dump. |
| What my ego took away from this: My portfolio is being discussed at the Pentagon! |
| 12 |
| Dreaming |
| shocked face when we make contact and they are all forest gumps |
| But why tho |
| Oh god that's still going on |
| My first comment literally said, futes opening flat. Then you start talking about an opening on a different day, and your second comment starts mentioning 5/18 backtracking because you’re afraid of flat futes lmao.\n\nYou are very obviously in the wrong trying to start a bet with me about a different open on a different day. Why did you even message in the first place? Go bet with someone else |
| I got in at $7 😎 |
| https://preview.redd.it/4s3tgbrdqr1h1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=2225e405b665a8d7accdc33b7fb733f4f5520f62 |
| Also, a few years ago, someone responded to a comment I made totally slamming a ticker I was interested in, and ended up both saving me a loss and refocusing that led to great gains, so I really value ber now - even if it just leads to my doubling down on conviction (very fulfilling when tickers are hated for a time.) |
| Watching, waiting, commiserating |
| You didn't tell us when your EXPs are. Please tell us so we can know when the market will fall. \n\nEveryone knows OP on frontpage is a clear inverse. That means whatever direction want either won't happen or only happens AFTER your options expire. |
| Omg what's happening..cna you share your positions..thanks. |
| 13 mins until I step off the chair |
| Looks like a big red start which means it will pump |
| Historical Green Monday 🐸🍆 |
| We don't deserve it. The prime directive is right |
| That was Friday 🤦♂️🤦♂️ |
| As is tradition |
| Holy shit, pre-futes down 2%. Bears win again. |
| This is the most solid, fundamentally backed technical analysis I've seen on this sub all month. |
| 13 |
| have less capital so wanted to maximize it |
| ok, well... Filibuster! |
| Hold those bags tard |
| 15 mins to open the casino |
| I buy my beef locally. If there was tech option to buy artisanal I would do that as well. \n\nIn the interim, I need GPS to get around and Spotify for music. I’m not sure I follow your reddit brained logic |
| Pictures of him in spaceships and perp walking an alien in handcuffs |
| I would shed tears of joy |
| 15 minutes to destruction |
| This i want to see before I die\n\nAn alien race with intelligence and technology beyond our pea brain comprehension makes contact with us and shares their tech with every human |
| What if it just stays flat? +0.1% |
| Does this mean to invest in Samsung now because it is inevitable it’s going to go back up. Genuine question. |
| how have bears not desperately called out that he is pressing a RED button as a sign? |
| https://preview.redd.it/obawwnm4qr1h1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60043f10573d407cae623fa4955efedd62057672\n\n |
| thanks? |
| nothing in this world is as worthless as people who post their market analysis.\n\nliterally wait until something happens to try and explain it.\n\nwhen we all know it's been pure vibes since 2019. |
| hihihi Alien was right lululu |
| Price target? |
| Sort by retarded |
| Any group discussing pigeon skat on Sunday afternoon is clearly the best of humanity. |
| *apple pencil pro |
| 14 |
| So calls on space stocks? |
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| Just say the word |
| and not f---ot-ass, corn-holing c---suckers bears! He should f---in' die!" |
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| I’ve never been inside a 7 eleven that didn’t have a sticky floor |
| Alfred Nobel spent 90% of his life making money blowing other people up and .1% worrying about his legacy. And you know his name from the peace prize thing\n\nReally ahead of his time |
| Brown |
| which deadline now? |
| I desperately need an alien cat girl to breed |
| The madmen portfolio hold is NOK and POET |
| But your anus is |
| $XFLS |
| Cue titanic string quartet? |
| Facts |
| 15 fuckin minutes |
| Maybe the whole reason the market was down while Trump was away. Was because he took the keys to the money printer with him. |
| Always a good thing to do, especially when there are so many opportunities and so much explosive upside recently. I can see the idea as a slow DCA, perhaps. But reminds me of pandemic story stock mania and triggers some techno bro \ndistaste in me, I think. |
| Rule #1 never trade earnings |
| It is an honour to lose money with this distinguished group of degenerates |
| OMG PRE FUTES ARE SO GREEN, +10% DAY INCOMING, AMD +50% INTC + 130% MU +469% |
| space force, boats with lasers, mostly just lots of really cool future stuff |
| truest words uttered by aynone |
| This is Wallstreetbets what is cash, we are trading on margin |
| Cause they hate money and everyone said I was trying to pump my bags. Jokes on them now. |
| Just block the ones you don’t want to see. 🤷♂️ |
| wsb is where 25 year olds make a million before losing two.\n\nbefore they evolve into a 30+ year old who makes 200k and grows it to 1m.\n\nfrom pure retard to a pure retard with a strategy. |
| It's insane. Especially the AI slop.\n\nBut he knows his boomer base well |
| Calls on refiners for Q2 earnings blowouts |
| So calls? |
| iran talks going well |
| Pencils ready |
| Like I said, he does this. EVERY SINGLE TIME. |
| \-1% at open since he is Xi’s bitch now |
| nothing new |
| ber, you might as well start getting into position. No lube this time though cause I lost money on Friday. |
| If alien tech exists then spy 2000 because of whats possible |
| Yes they can |
| Load up calls for Wednesday cause on Tuesday, great progress will have been made and a 30 day extension will be granted. |
| There are so many bagholders of this trash already. Must you attempt to make more? |
| I don't have a Lies Social or Twitter account. What did 🥭 post this time? |
| New ATH tomorrow? |
| 🤗 |
| 7% PLTR I don’t believe they have much upside compared to others so that’s a no |
| Why did it got deleted? |
| Solid DD. I’m in. \n\nBuying some OTM puts on TSLA tomorrow morning at open. |
| it's an insider trading call - he's telling you to go all in on AI without outright saying it.\n\n"NOW'S A GREAT TIME TO BUY" |
| I've yolod into Aerotyne International\n\nSeems a good opportunity. Cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. Stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. My analysis indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that.\nI never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there we are looking at a grand slam home run. |
| COME ON SPY $745 BY OPEN LETS GET IT FUCKING MOVING |
| Annnnnnnnd it's green, the alien was right |
| maybe Im regarded, but I don't understand if calls or puts. If short term bull market is coming, why is red tomorrow? |
| INTERGALACTIC DEPORTATIONS TO HELL |
| Hell yeah bout to be squeezing oil like a Diddy party up in here. |
| Mongo has declared war on the futes\n\nBut futes know only green |
| Imagine thinking he will taco before his cabinet meeting tuesday to discuss strikes, after just talking to a war criminal about more strikes |
| oh look next deadline is Tuesday, as in, Taco Tuesday. |
| Blockbuster |
| Lol this dude's social is the epitome of boomer brain rot. In this case literally from neuro syphilis |
| Definitely the best of the options presented. |
| did you notice the oddly specific word choice "poop" not "droppings" or "shit |
| 28 year old pilot here and this is exactly why I stick to boring index funds when im not flying lol. Had a seagull absolutely destroy my windshield at 15000 feet last month and for split second I thought maybe it was sign to yolo my retirement into some meme stock. Then I remembered im not completely regarded and just filed the incident report like normal person\n\n \nYour hoodie is probably ruined btw that stuff never comes out properly. Also if this actually is your 6th time getting hit by same bird you might want to check if you're standing under their favorite perch or something. Birds got routines just like pilots do and we both know where the good spots are\n\n \nMarket gonna do whatever it wants regardless of your new feathered financial advisor. At least airplane bird strikes are covered by insurance unlike your calls |
| So are you |
| Is there a way to only view comments from flaired users |
| sell off until quarterly report changes, where we can stop facing reality every 3 months - instead we pump on hopium and vibes for 6-12 months as companies now report once or twice a year.\n\nSPY 1000 not a meme by july/august. |
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| 🥭 deporting aliens now too |
| Puts on POET |
| Yes I think Samsung is hoping the government will step in and end it |
| President’s feed is AI slop and threats. We’re so cooked lmao. |
| Obsession was crazy af |
| Vortex’s top tier glass is….extremely good. I haven’t tried their more affordable offerings. |
| This was basically what you are doing when you buy a house\n\nYou are betting its value will increase faster than inflation |
| I only post random comments 😔 |
| Lasers: Bing, Bing, gone. Just like my portfolio 😂. |
| There’s nothing to talk about besides space x |
| Nike is still #1. What’s disputed is how much of that is based on their legacy/brand vs current operations? \n\nWhat we are seeing is loss of market share. There isn’t a single company as you pointed out that tops Nike; rather a lot of mid sized companies claiming parts of Nike. \n\nI agree if Nike doesn’t finish their turnaround soon another company could come along and knock them off. I don’t see it there yet. |
| I just wish it didnt suck so much, lol. I mean this SUCKETH!! |
| 2,25 you’ll see!!! |
| Doesn’t matter if it’s poet or something I’ve never heard of. When I see shittily written AI posts with fake offices, just extreme coordinated fud, I buy longs |
| Damn, what a bad time to vacation to Moscow |
| 😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ax9t7wy6pr1h1.png?width=745&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6fc78f8ce4e8870601cd4fc02a015d23a672a32 |
| All in NOW!!! |
| In 19 min futures matter only if it’s 🟢 |
| Monday is a buying opportunity for me |
| someone post a truth social post here, can’t see it. i feel my calls are cooked |
| everyone is old as fuck (30+) here 😔 |
| GREEN BY OPEN |
| Happy early birthday |
| Everyone always makes the mistake of thinking after an amazing run-up that they can time the downturn. The market will continue going up until all bears have cried uncle. |
| Buttercup? |
| Imagine thinking he isnt gonna TACO |
| 20 MIN LEFT\n\nOPEN\n\nTHE\n\nFUCKING\n\nCASINO\n\n!!!! |
| HOLY SHIT now I just saw a alien.. son of a bitch told me that tomorrow will be green |
| Traditional refining methods. |
| 🙋 |
| K. I'm still not buying what appears to be the largest exit liquidity trap of all time. |
| Nah |
| Hope I spiked bull's cortisol |
| It might matter as the employees of MU and others are watching what happens. Everyone wants a bigger slice of the pie. We could see strike everywhere. |
| What is our genuine feel and knowing for tomorrow because if we think about it, the market has gone up over bs for months now and so it can expect some green but is everyone really gonna start selling everything because of panic? What other news could make us go down exactly? I'm not seeing anything on the news besides the war that could really make tomorrow end in a sea of red |
| Thoughts on NOW? |
| Aliens |
| All these pigeon posts indicate the same thing. Opening ONCO positions tomorrow and starting a rally. Bird shits got nothing on ONCO |
| What is Taco paying PLTR for? He's still posting AI slop. |
| RIP Joseph Rogaine\n 1969-2026\n\nBrother, Friend, Retard |
| Of course |
| Massive shrek futures you'll see |