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| I wish I bought more hydrograph. |
| Shitty wok |
| Yes, it can do 365 easy if there's no good news. |
| Hey don’t make fun of my mom 😭🥺 |
| $7k?? Thats nothing. |
| It's funny because it's dumb. |
| > Trump comes out LYING, and saves it. Iran denied his claims, and I thought, naturally, the market would reverse back down.\n\nAs a professional trader for over a decade, I am going to tell you something you won't want to hear, but you need to - there is no crying in trading.\n\nThis won't make you feel any better, but if you think Trump is the one lying and not the regime you are an idiot. Trump spoke to the press outside AF1 and gave addition context. \n\nDon't blame your ineptness on others. Man up and get back to the grind, and stick to passive investing if you are this delusional. |
| I feel bad for whichever White House intern gets stuck trying to manage his Truth Social output. It’s gotta be somewhere just below air traffic controller on the horrible job leaderboard. |
| You didn't just beat the market; you broke somebody's career. Take a bow. |
| another easy one for bull. |
| wtf is wtf and why always pinned to wsb |
| It's a joke about cell phone companies who used to offer free calling on nights and weekends |
| Damn i didnt even look at volume till just now wtf good point out |
| I sold all mine today. That means you should be in good shape. 😎😎 |
| #I MESSED UP |
| Bols don’t realize he can’t TACO forever |
| I just want to go deep in the woods and find a cave with a wizard in it and then just see where it goes from there |
| Open the Straight of SPY! |
| Who could have guessed government corruption might happen?! |
| I'm not the only regard with calls we will pump tmr going puts is too obvious |
| 🌏👨🚀🔫👨🚀 |
| ……………. |
| Remember when our biggest problem was a couple dudes who just wanted to wrestle girls? Good times |
| BAN |
| Let me buy something with no intrinsic value ☝️🤓 |
| \nTl:dr he got addicted to gambling and lost. |
| The Kobeissi Letter @Kobeissi… · 2h\nIs this the best timed trade of 2026?\n\nAt 6:50 AM ET today, $1.5 BILLION in notional value worth of S&P 500 futures contracts were bought.\n\nThis trade was so large it sent the entire index +0.3% higher that minute.\n\nThen, 14 minutes later at 7:04 AM ET, President Trump announced “productive discussions” with Iran were underway.\n\nBy 7:10 AM ET, the S&P 500 had added +$2 TRILLION in market cap.\n\nThat $1.5 billion position gained +$60 million in minutes.\n\nAbsolutely incredible. |
| Why tho? |
| MSFT only goes up when no one talks about the stock and no one is looking. |
| Damn your mom was buried with her legs open? Thats crazy |
| ? |
| Bears still spamming here? \n\nCalls it is. |
| Great, I've got a 25% ROI to offer you. No need to even know the company name, but here it is: "Trust me, bro." |
| So let me get this straight. We killed an 85 year old man, enacted zero meaningful progress toward a regime change, and now the goal is to re-open the strait which was open before we killed the geezer. And this is..bullish? Riiiiight |
| Imagine if this country had a shred of good news or just no news at all during the AI Robotics era |
| Haven’t you heard? trumps a liar! |
| More strikes in Lebanon after hours. People on the ground say no change in Middle East |
| I'm sure that really sucks, but $20,000 in debt isn't life over territory, people come back from worse than that all the time.\n\nHonestly you may have plenty of peoppe keeping you company when the energy crises pops the AI bubble and kicks off a new great depression. But to be clear, even though I think that will happen, I won't be betting my life savings on it, as I don't want to be one of those people myself. |
| I sold all mine today. That means you should be in good shape. 😎😎 |
| I'm up 25% on them already |
| INSANE |
| Wait! META is back at 600? Whahahaha! |
| I think he is though... Just like me I have double triple and quatripled positions and got the short end of the stick... |
| OAML 🤌 |
| 🚨🚨🚨OBSERVATION🚨🚨🚨\n\nIf you still don’t get that the only asset which is a safe haven is Bitcoin, you are fucked. Today marks the biggest market manipulation since may, and the second largest since the “buy” tweet on Liberation Period. \n\nBuy fucking Bitcoin 🤣 |
| After? That was clearly the sales pitch that got him elected in the first place. |
| Xbox sales are a very small % of their revenue. And AMZN eating their lunch is a bad comparison since AMZN has always been the leader for cloud. if anything, MSFT and GOOG is taking away % of AWS growth |
| pretty crazy day amirite |
| Why won’t my neighbor ring my doorbell as ask me to play with him 😞 |
| Funnest comment ever lmao |
| Or you could just buy boring shit for 25 years and barely pay attention to it and be worth millions. Doesn’t seem corrupt from that angle. |
| I just want MSFT to hit 385 tomorrow, is that too much to ask for |
| Priced in |
| Did you hold? |
| China looking at Taiwan rn: \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/j54ifudxtuqg1.png?width=2800&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2caa654e8ff75d6fc41d0259cba159882e848a2\n\n |
| Yes, two ways. Gld will not regain 500 in the next 3 weeks, and the CRA will not appreciate you gambling with leverage in your TFSA. You won't even be able to claim the loss, and they could come after all your gains because this is speculation rather than investing. |
| Uhhhh 2022? |
| I just heard about a deal between OpenAI and Iran |
| No cuz I'll be banned |
| "Orange man suggests Strait of Hormuz **may** stay closed during peace talks with Iran in coming days." Hahaha, it's not **may**, it **will** stay closed. Don't mess with Persians. |
| I hate that the news is just all vibes now. Post truth society and all that jazz. |
| why are quants paid so much when algos are literally just\n\nif Trump tweets good thing, pump\n\nif Trump tweets bad thing, dump |
| So US learns Russia giving intel to Iran then suddenly Ukraine blows up large Russian oil port. Seems like theres no correlation carry on |
| We should all know about this war and oil problem a long time ago. I mean P.daddy was the foreshadowing all along. He bought lots of baby oil because he know oil will jump in price in the near future. |
| MSFT back to 400+ very very soon |
| You weren’t lying that one month chart is hilarious |
| I am 60. I lost too, about $20k 10 years ago and I learned my lesson. I was a good trader and made money but I got addicted to the thrill of making dangerous and expensive gambles and that ruined me. I tried trading on polymarket and again I started making money but I got bored and started doing the same thing with large amounts and gambling and got crushed. I ended up buying property with my money. First a multi-family which pays pays me $2900 a month plus a rent and utility free apartment. Then single family homes in Texas. One is paid off and pays me $1250 a month. I have a down payment of $100k for the next one, it will be paid off in 2 years. This is the only game I love and has taken care of me. Purchased my multi-family for $850k 6 years ago and now it's worth 1.4 million. No more trading for me, but I am tempted to drop $500 on Polymarket now and then vs going to the casino. You can recover and invest. |
| Whenever you gamble, my friend, eventually you lose. - Qui-Gon Jinn. |
| Get rekt |
| Oil gapping up overnight wow |
| You should tell me who you are because I am out $14.000 because of you.\n\nSend me your details because we have to meet in court. |
| What happened here? |
| The paper chicken kills me 😂🤣😭 |
| gold futes are at the resistance level from early feb crash... but broke those levels in the overnight session. Energy driven inflation should've kept gold firmed up, but it's been down this month evidently due to world war epstein. \n\nDoes the market not think inflation will happen? is it to free up money for more defensive positions? It sure as hell isn't to buy BTC. Is now the time to get bullish in gold? the war seems like it's not close to over so GC will continue it's reaction via a downward trend then, no? |
| Literally buy puts to offset my stock losses. That's kind of the point of puts |
| Put the fries in the bag. |
| #Bol think we already hit the bottom and bear market is over but it's only getting started and about to intensify LMAO🤌 |
| I miss sleepy Joe's boring market when line only goes up |
| You were the one whining bout volatility not me. Ya had an out if ya wanted it lol |
| The US's most powerful military asset is out of commission for 1 to 2 years for repairs. Must have been one hell of a laundry fire. \n\nhttps://www.thecanary.co/global/world-analysis/2026/03/23/gerald-ford-decline/\n\nhttps://taskandpurpose.com/news/navy-uss-gerald-ford-repairs/\n\nIran says they hit American aircraft carriers with hypersonic missiles. The US says they didn't. Both aircraft carriers have left the region. |
| We burn the forest down. It’s the only way to be sure |
| BITCONNNEEEEEEEECTTTT!\n\nThey are the same. |
| As an european i got absolutely gutted by the tactical tweet lol |
| You made a good choice i guess |
| $CRCL calls 6/18’s @150 is free money |
| I will be ready for next Mondays premarket taco |
| When is the best time (least regarded) of day to buy high temperatures contracts? Sometimes they're cheapest at 1am, other times it's cheapest around noon |
| At 6:50 am Eastern, $1.5 Billion worth of S&P 500 futures contracts were purchased. 14 minutes later, at 7:04 am Eastern, President Trump announced that discussions with Iran were underway.\n\nWouldn’t it be nice if it was not this blatant |
| Oil is going up as predicted 🥭 rugged bulls |
| Closed in a casket? |
| I’m not bullish at all |
| He's in his 80s he's gone soon anyways |
| “This is the worst day of my life :(“\n\n“The worst day of your life, *so far.* :)” |
| Ok crayon munchers:\n\nSwitzerland: never been invaded.\n\nThe minority of you who are capable of this find Switzerland on a relief map. Now find Iran on a relief map. What do you think they have in common? |
| Banbet it pussy |
| Opens account while Biden is POTUS. Starts losing instantly. Loses for years, literally never been profitable. Loses entire net worth of whopping $37k. **"It's trumps fault"**. This is true TDS I think. |
| You really need to do the opposite of what you are going to do |
| zero talks just a way to boost markets all crater tomorrow |
| RIP |
| He ran casinos a lot longer than he's been president. They guy knows a few of the cliches |
| Lol, lmao even |
| Don't be a panic-an. We will bring peace. WITH ANY DESTRUCTIVE MEANS NECESSARY |
| Bit presumptuous to think that someone would marry you. |
| You’re bad at reading the market. Everything has pointed to it going up and the market traditionally rises 9% the year after a conflict. You have no idea what you’re looking for and shouldn’t have bet the house. |
| you wait for the dead cat bounce and you buy puts |
| Spy 670 EOW |
| Jokes on you guys I don’t trade based on news or market data reports, puts at 9 till 10/11CST then calls till noon then puts has been my strat. |
| This Kanye West levels of retarded |
| Nah the gay is tho |
| One of my biggest faults in trading is not keeping up on the news. But I guess in this case it wouldnt have fucking mattered. \n\nEven all my “safer” investments were losing money so I sold to rebuy when they got lower. Then they were bouncing back this morning so i bought back in at a decent price. Things looking ok until this afternoon 20 minutes before close. \n\nAll my safe investments are back down where they were. \n\nI just been trying to put everything into ETFs, I dont even want to day trade anymore and I still lose just as much or more money. |
| Volume in stock and oil futures surged minutes before 🥭 market-turning post - CNBC |
| I get the temptation to want to blame somebody when you make a poor decision. And it sucks when you make a bad decisipn and lose big, I truly empathize with you there because I've been there myself. But it is not Trump's fault: all markets have unpredictabilities and volatility and the truth of the matter is you're to blame for putting all your eggs in one basket that's an incredibly unwise investment strategy. I mean you talk about the fundamentals but I really don't think you had them to be honest. The market is hard enough even when you know what you're doing but it definitely punishes foolish moves like yours. |
| By tomorrow the strait's gonna be more open than your mom's legs last night |
| MU $25 Bil investment huge positive - shows sign of ‘chutzpah’! just their AI cash flow has been\nQ2 FY2026: $11.90 billion\nQ1 FY2026: ~$8.71 billion\nQ4 FY2025: $5.73 billion\nQ3 FY2025: $2.48 billion. So $25 bil is nothing - In contrast others are buying back stock - no place to invest AVGO $10 Bil buyback \n |
| All the chics from having nose beers. Or dudes, whatever youre into. |
| “The soize, of a tangerine” |
| RIPBOZO |
| It was very easy to make money in both directions today. Literally no excuse |
| Cause I am bearly breathin’ |
| Buy the rumour sell the news |
| my poots were oblooterated yeehaw |
| Lmao look at the SPY volume AFTER the bell. |
| Two percent daily increase! Extrapolate that to a year and that’s more than 700%!\n\n(And now you understand ARR) |
| https://preview.redd.it/944i6m8jtuqg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5e305342084ec209155afc14121adfc23bb3144 |
| You have been posting nonstop about it negatively this entire thread. Kinda hilarious. \n\nI will be real. I have made money from options on gamestop, and I have lost money on options with gamestop.\n\nIf you hate it so much. Put your money where your mouth is, you might actually make some money because it usually tanks on earnings. \n\nI will buy some calls tomorrow. Never know if this will be the moment it actually goes up on an earnings. So who knows, the market is irrational right now. |
| Experienced my first time Robinhood executing my puts before the EOD dump to put me ITM - live and learn LOL lost out on like 4x-5x |
| Yes inverse Bill Gates, had he held he would have been a trillionaire… |
| Gottta hedge |
| How you know that you make more money that other people. By the way, this is not my account balance this is my gains for the day. I am just passing by to check the shit show that is about to happen to the social media clueless gamblers in the next 6-12 months and to share the hard truth about trading.\n\nStonks always go up from the scam era of covid are about to hit the abysse. |
| Meee lol |
| makes me feel like karma might be real |
| I can show you the woooorld.\nSmouldering, burning and mewling\nDesperately crying out for this crook to get his good\nA whole new world…. |
| Last few weeks it's been green Mon-Tues then red Wed-Fri - let's see if this pattern holds 🙂 |
| Why would you risk everything you have, why would you put all eggs in one basket? |
| Into the TFSA too hahaha, I love it. |
| The Art of the Pump |
| Which one of you lazy fuckers didnt approve my pull request |
| Per NYT, Iran still refuses to rename itself to iRAM. |
| Huge Spike in trading volume of Oil Futures and S&P 500 15 minutes before Trumps truth social post. You thinking the Feds and Congress going to investigate… hahahahha\n\n\nIt’s a good ole boys club, and you ain’t invited\n |
| Ya, but was the shower good? |
| Strait open now? |
| The Suez Canal could always get blocked too |
| It is, you trader. |
| Sometimes the purpose of someone's life is to serve as a warning to others. |
| GameStop is going to fail. Get out while you still can |
| Ironically, about .001% is the same percentage of people who beat the market by flipping a coin and getting it right 7 times in a row |
| Surely a steady decline until we know if the negotiations actually happened / did anything 5 days from now right? |
| Sounds like r/showerdreadthoughtsbets |
| fuck each other? or other people? |
| “Why do we fall down, Mr Wayne…” |
| Quick wins most often leads to severe losses. |
| I was up even more ffffff feels terrible also hopefully we recover soon (as in it goes up, not emotionally) |
| americans need to vote for whichever politician who promises to prosecute this disgusting corruption |
| ##shortly after inauguration: "OK you can rig the market and nobody will investigate you, but only in a way that helps me look good and you have to go along with whatever shit i say no matter how crazy it is." |
| "The Art of the Deal" is a work of fiction |
| Mostly agree with everything you said but just one small thing: "The taxman will take you to court if you get a bagger in a TFSA and will tax the gains at the full income tax rate" only applies to day trading gains. If you make a large gain from a stock bought years ago and never touched afterwards (I remember seeing one such case in another subreddit with Nvidia stocks) you'll be fine. They'll definitely audit but if you indeed didn't daytrade you'll be fine |
| You are an idiot. I say this because all of us are sometimes idiots, but most of us learn to recognize that and learn from that. Blaming everyone else is just a shitty attitude. You are the only one responsible for your actions and the only one to do the best out of your situation. But maybe you are right and hating everyone for your idiocy is also fine. And if self-critial thoughts cross your brain just drown it in alcohol, things will get better! |
| DAMN you been shorting since 2021! |
| I love hairy man nipples |
| Midterms are a long way away |
| I made 4% on puts but i don’t hold all day and I don’t trade with my feelings. Just go with the market |
| roughly 33% of my 401k port in SPX puts expiring in 3 days |
| I bought some today |
| I continue to believe in MSFT, and continue to lose money while i do. |
| glad to say i broke even today. thank you for your attention |
| Press upvote to doubt ———> |
| Oof |
| My company is trying to push that bullshit down our throats. Literally every time I’ve asked it to do something it confidently gives me the wrong output and/or crashes my computer. Garbage |
| There’s gotta be algo’s watching my every move. The moment I buy shit drops. The moment I sell it rockets. The days I don’t do shit bc I expect to buy then for it to drop, it rockets. Can someone for gods sakes tell algos to stop worrying about my chump change trades tf \n\nThanks. |
| Im down $24k this year so far doing exactly this |
| They're gonna have to call the the gay of homos after the ceremony. |
| curde oil >=100 go short \ncrude oil <=90 go long \nthanks, thats 100 dollars for the "HOW TO BE A PROFITABLE RETARD" course |
| Dude youre talking about fundamentals, technicals and macro economics...but yet you're trading 0DTE options?? Did you get dropped on your head repeatedly as a kid? |
| Had it for lunch, it was great. |
| New CDC recommendation for rectum Botox, puts on big butthole. |
| It's funny and I wouldn't have even been surprised if this was straight outta the white house |
| Pics of you in the shower? |
| After today I am up 125% and far from done. Becoming a bit concerned about taxes |
| Leave some E🅱️stein files in the Kharg island and watch 🥭 quickly give up on mid-east. |
| When you are in the shower & remember the position you didn't sell for 20% profit. And now down by 70% |
| Let's all withdraw everything. We will get boner pills, booger sugar and just fuck like savages till everyone is dead. |
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| How do you reach him when he’s underground |
| He's still trying to figure that out. |
| Greenie I lost 45k at 22yrs old I think youll be fine. Already made it all back before 24 |
| Roll them |
| Username checks out. |
| If you lost money on a +1% day, that shit is on you |
| letting it run I see |
| Going to work for the govt for insider trading benefits |
| will be very interesting to see what happens until friday. trump and israel are clearly trying to use the time to pummel iran and bait iran to escalate first. iran has to survive attacks, keep levelheaded and still uphold escalation potential and be able to tell a story of non-aggression (e.g. not effectively strike energy, water infra of gulf before being struck first by israel and the us)\n\neither way I am long oil |
| I can stay solvent longer than 🥭 can stay regarded |
| Hey it can be worse, 22% for me due to that tweet |
| People that think this is over are so funny. Ground troops within the next 3 weeks |
| If you had inside info these past 3 weeks, you could have turned $1k into $1 million |
| The Murkan version of klicks, obviously. |
| its not "iran" you see spamming propaganda its not the people that negotiate behind closed doors. \n\nThis is a totalitarian authoritarian regime you think they tell anything to random officials about secret meetings? \n\nThink bro think |
| ‘Order wouldn’t go through’ we all know you was gooning at the time and didn’t look at the clock |
| You people are obsessed. Get help bro |
| 😂😂😂 |
| The year is 2036, and SPY has just gone 3 days in a row without moving 1%+ for the first time in 10 years |
| In a perfect world maybe but this is not really how it works, Citadel can take that order to dark pools and profit from prices going down. Citadel wins, hedge fund wins as they can sell huge orders, market participants lose as they never saw that order in the lit market. Buying shares has a negligible effect on the market compared to options market. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 600.0 before 24-Mar-2026 03:09 PM -05 |
| Tomorrows pre market will be super red again imo hahah |
| Barron is so smart. |
| !banbet SPY 700 2d |
| I find it pretty funny |
| Bro took trades off reddit politics and calls it fundamentals |
| Down -$13,000 so far - can you please help?\n\nYou told me this is a buy. |
| anything new happen...? |
| Lmao @ the people talking about moving averages, volume, etc when the single biggest macroeconomic factor on stock price is a 79 year old’s iPhone. |
| IMO, if the war ends we just go back to where it was previously. Maybe a little higher |
| gonna be a while for that 500 |
| Ber paradox. Stocks you own go down 20% so your puts can profit bigly |
| I aint rich. Its like 10% of my port |
| Ber? Bol? Doesn’t matter. Played both sides and won. |
| Probably TACO and Netanyahu is gonna getting marry at Strait of Hormuz. |
| flair checks out |
| I'm just imagining George Costanza's voicemail message now |
| 13% for me today rough time |
| The market really liked that potus will personally oversee the strait of hormuz, I guess anticipating that IRGC will send him a nice gift over the air. |
| Warren buffet ova here thinks this is r/ValueInvesting |
| Hahaha |
| 20k unrealized. Leveraged short. Guess I’ll hold |
| Order wouldn’t go through on trying to close 250 spy call options, looks like I’ll be holding overnight and not sleeping a fucking minute |
| No but I want the option. |
| “Gonna probably stop the war totes guys” - apparently. |
| I’m all in to believe the tweets once I see the gas prices drop and strait be open. |
| These are the banbets we strive for non of that +0.5% shit |
| Geeze. Must be nice. I have so many bags |
| What is your ideal earnings thread?\n\nWould you like to create the one for next week? |
| Money moves bugga booger |
| Best use of water and power I’ve seen since Iran |
| if it’s announced publicly, it’s technically not a scheme and therefore technically not illegal. \n\nsource: the back of a cereal box during General Mills’ Fun Facts Careers month when they put fun facts from each career inside mazes on the back of cereal boxes. \n |
| If Trump puts out bad news that tanks all the stocks and the general market, be prepared for “conveniently” good news in the next week that will shoot all the prices up, like what just happened this weekend and today. So when you read the bad news from Trump himself and see the market dipping hard, get prepared to make those call options. |
| Welcome to wendys |
| it hurts my heart |
| Well personally I had a really terrible trading day and have an unnerving feeling about the rest of the week. Guess I’ll take the 8% hit to the port and stay away till next week |
| Yeah, Iran is going to lay down their AK47s at the beaches probably |
| epic anwser, yeah shut up with the life story, if that was me i would have cried secretly and buried that shit forever not tell the world |
| Why would Iran lie about not negotiating? How would they benefit from that? Mango needed an up day to calm the markets. Mission accomplished...\n\n |
| Start by erasing this post and stopping these assholes in this subreddit from kicking you while you're down. Then start taking your job seriously and work towards saving whatever you can. \n\nYou'll be looking back at this and hating yourself for a while but if you can keep waking up and continue working you will soon forget all this bs.\n\nThe sooner you realize our economy is a ponzi scheme the sooner you'll feel better about working for yourself and not gifting these grifters your hard earned/saved capital. |
| Bessant had oil puts |
| Everyone is focusing on the $1.5 billion futures trade ahead of the Trump announcement, but there were plenty of smaller ones too.\n\nhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/23/volume-in-stock-and-oil-futures-surged-minutes-before-trumps-market-turning-post.html\n\n> Someone loaded $655k worth of 1dte puts that were 2% OTM not 15 minutes before the headlines that dumped the rally broke on the wires. You can't make up this unbelievable level of insider trading.\n\nhttps://x.com/MichaelPBento/status/2036131862675145158 |
| Dude do want me to tell you now how I want my subway sandwich made, or would you rather take the order in person? |
| Absolutely, it's when they're closest to my feet |
| That’s u/emperorofjenks |
| End of the week Trump will start threatening to bomb Iran again, then late night Sunday/Early Monday will TACO.\n\nThat's pretty much been the schedule. |
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| You going to eat that chicken? |
| Would have been bad juju to have four red days in a row, now we can crater freely |
| lol mango |
| Correction….$100K on a single bet….is what I meant to say |
| MSFT going back to 400+ very soon |
| 1500 of puts at close again why not |
| And yet my mother thinks Copilot is the greatest thing because she's never used any other tool. |
| It’s also likely making fun of all the Trump posts last week |
| hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. You're blaming other people for your idiocy. It's not corrupt to try and ease the global oil markets you moron. you're an idiot hahahah. |
| What’s the scam today? |
| feel like xom calls is still a safe bet, they ll make money anyway |
| So what will be the tipping point? American ship attacked near the straight then this house of cards comes crumbling down. |
| So the off ramp, if secured would require billions of USD to maintain, and its just to maintain the previous state before the war, just with a sizeable amount of the oil and gas productions being permanently destroyed, where it would take years to replace said damages? \n\n \nNeat, neat |
| load up on oil if that's what gonna happen |
| You did this to yourself lmao don’t blame others |
| how much? |
| https://www.politico.com/news/2026/03/23/donald-trump-iran-talks-00839682 |
| > say something that dumps the market\n> chicken out and the market recovers slightly\n> TRUMP RALLY! ITS TOO MUCH WINNING! |
| Stop blaming others for your gambling addiction, start working hard and investing in a 401k you are 20k in debt so what tons of people have debt buck up and work hard. |
| And Xbox is basically ded, Amazon eating their cloud for lunch. I deleted msft from my watch list, staying away from it |
| yes |
| People will say that is Baron Harkkonen, but in reality it is a picture taken of a Reddit mod in his natural habitat. |
| It's a dogshit stock. along with incompetent management/ownership. Deeply regret buying at 8$. |
| Hopefully, I accidentally hold 20x nasdaq bear over night... |
| I would eat, then library. |
| Well that was a fun "put buster" bullshit nothingburger headline today. Back to the bleed... |
| I’d be careful, global interest rate halts with some central banks even considering hikes is not good for a rate sensitive asset like gold. + with the added strength of the us-dollar (possible us-dollar breakout occurring) and economic data looking rougher, I wouldn’t be surprised to see it make another push back to the 200ma or atleast continue its range bound state |
| Why wouldnt we just increase production now though? There is nothing stopping them from expanding US production already other than time + costs + labor. |
| 3:45-4 saved my skin today. Still down, but not obliterated. |
| #War talks going well LMAO🤌 |
| I’m gonna be strait with you homos. That pump obliterated my port |
| That'd be peanuts in comparison to what Trump's doing. |
| ONDS ez calls cuz we blow the shit outta 3rd world countries a lot |
| Incredible, meaning not credible, that it didn't involve shenannigans on a biblical scale. |
| They already started, I got a comment earlier on how they want southern Lebanon |
| mango is sending troops that arrive on friday, which is when the ceasefire stops\n\nguess i’m selling my positions on friday 🤔 |
| private credit isn't anywhere near as systemic as 2008 |
| Stop posting these gay “red day” “green day” post my fucking god\n\nThe market is either green or red every day you fucking retard |
| You werent trading. You were gambling, you had literally zero ground to short the market, especially since its been obvious for years that orange turd is rigging the market.\n\n\nYour life isnt over, 20k debt is managable, it will take some time but ypu will be fine.\n\n\nStop using fucking leverages and options. |
| 37k would fix every problem in my life atm |
| Sounds like greed got the best of you, but sure, blame it on anyone but yourself. |
| My company just switched 401k plan providers to Vanguard. Anyone else find this to be garbage? I'm having to research outside of their site to make decisions on the funds they have available. You can't compare more than 4 funds at a time and you can't even select time period to see returns. Atrocious user interface, straight trash. |
| when do spx options close |
| I don't know what mikes are either. |
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| I'm not selling anything regard, it's a gains post. It's funny how you call me little yet I still have more money than you lol. If this is actually your account balance, why would a hustler be hating another hustler? We should be toasting and celebrating 🍾 \nIt just shows that some people will be miserable no matter how much money they have. Guess it couldn't buy you happiness? Would you like a hug? |
| I bought at $404 at close, I was worried it gapped down again. |
| Not a single woman will ever enter this fucking room |
| Bruhs should I eat first or should I go to the library first |
| Why would anybody invest in high-risk high-yield junk bonds when you can invest in OpenAI at a higher return?\n\nWait a minute... |
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| Puts puts puts |
| Goog barely green 😭 |
| Imagine taking analist predictions seriously |
| BREAKING: New IRAN deal delivered via Magic Carpet Express |
| Anyone buying MSFT has obviously never used copilot. Not only are they 5 years behind in AI, they spend half a decade of free cash flow to do it |
| btw economy is still fucked, stonks go down |
| Not sure why everyone thinks they can succeed trading, and why losing money equates to losing your life. Happiness can only be found in a relationship with God. Most of us have lost money at one point in our lives. Most of us have dabbled in gambling. I have found that poker isn’t worth the time I use to put into it. Betting on sports, I had a couple of positive seasons, but quit after losing seasons. I lost a lot more than $100,000 my first year trading, but by the end of that year, had developed a successful strategy, involving fundamentals and hedging. Since then I have made a ton of money, but my happiness came from my relationship with people I love, family, friends, coworkers, fellow churchgoers, neighbors, etc. \n\nThe money I made or lost meant nothing for my happiness. Love God’s people as He has commanded, and you will find joy. Live life correctly and you will have a lot more than $100,000. You will have love. \n\nExperienced traders deal in volume. They might have 20 bets running at the same time, not $100 on a single bet. Being right 65% of the time might be enough to make decent money, but not dependent on a single outcome in the market. Trading is HARD. It takes a lot of work and a fair amount of intelligence and dedication to succeed. Try investing long term in great companies and sitting on investments as long as the companies are profitable. You might average 10% or more in the long run. Better yet, invest in broad market etf’s and allow the pros to manage the etf’s. Get a good career and focus on self improvement. Enjoy your career and being part of something constructive…. |
| and yet nobody will get in trouble or goto jail and you'll goto wendys tomorrow, and donate 30% |
| You almost had me senior dogfishhead |
| Do you think openai will struggle to find new debt to take out these investors? \n\nIf this sub wants people to care when it cries over fraud, it has to have a three digit IQ at a minimum. Otherwise you sound confused |
| No man no, I said sweet and sour sauce, Jesus. |
| Everything you're saying is correct apart from your life being destroyed... you lost money brother, you're not the first and you won't be the last but any money you lost can be regained... or at the least you can get yourself into a position of comfort.\n\nI lost practically all my savings too in my 20's back around the 2008 crash and it turned my stomach when I saw this being promoted to a bunch of kids who didn't have a clue and it being promoted as some get rich quick scheme.\n\nPut it behind you, learn from it, move on and don't go back to this bullshit. What's done is done... fuck it. |
| Nowhere is more money lost here than between 3:45PM and 4:00PM each day am I right? |
| You’ve managed to blame everyone and everything except for the one actually responsible: yourself. |
| Damn I love volatility. Why can't it always be like this? |
| You can be rich, just don't be the pretentious rich kind .. and fukin blow that money on some good times |
| To whom? |
| you've been losing money for 5 years straight and you blame donald trump? lmao grow up |
| Ima bitch and haven’t held overnight for days |
| 10 years out I would be doing a 70/30 equity/fixed income blend and tilting towards value stocks.\n\nOr 60/40 of you want more growth stocks. |
| Chevron CEO like noooooo my 100 oil 😭 |
| VT |
| The futures ticker for 100 ounce Silver may contract is “SICK26”\n\n\nI know it is, buddy. I know. |
| buy order msft at 350 |
| so much better in here when bulls are in charge, i hope for a bear extinction event daily |
| My boss is in NVDA. He was asking about selling. I said just hold. He’s up like $30 a share |
| O |
| Holy shit, I have never seen this sub be so fuckin toxic. Why be shitty? \n\nOP - find a therapist immediately. Better yet, google some gambler anonymous groups in your area and go to the next available meeting possible. I know you will not want to do it but right now you need some support of other people and you sure as fuck wont find it here. \n\nMaybe you have a gambling problem, maybe not, just go anyway. |
| https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/23/volume-in-stock-and-oil-futures-surged-minutes-before-trumps-market-turning-post.html |
| Im sick and tired of your complaints, when you joined the casino the rules were already in place, so dont shout that the casino doesn't make sense. FRIES IN THE BAG !!! |
| sucks but the president has been market fixing since he took office. Every time he says he is going to make a decision on friday about something only to TACO on it is this manipulation. Look at all of the market activity right before he changed his mind about bombing iran's powerstations.\n\neggs...basket... |
| Oh yeah forgot about that one |
| taco tuesday babyy |
| Mr President here is your gigantic pussy medal it's the greatest medal made of the best |
| Looks like something Id see in a slot machine at a las vegas dennys |
| Show bobs |
| They walk among us |
| Incredible or 100% illegally funded insider trading? |
| Liquidity is king\n\n |
| GMT +8 here.. so effectively night drinking trading |
| Use mikes buddy I don’t know what that is |
| I’m talking in that region, either way we are in a lose lose situation. But you are right, China is going around selling bridges to every country we burn lol\n\nI really don’t see how people are buying calls and hoping for a resolution, Iran and Israel are mortal enemies preparing for decades and 🥭 will save the day 🫡\n\nEdit: and Saudi’s got a big bone in it too since they know the oil will run out, the Strait is their survival. Years later it’ll be Israel vs Saudi |
| It's cringy but I assumed it's a joke / satire? I can't tell these days, Poe's Law is in absolute full effect. |
| That was baron eating fruit loops while his dad was asking him how his tweet looked. |
| Here I am checking to make sure my ad blocker is working. |
| The most dogshit stock and incompetent management has to go to Sweetgreen (SG). Food businesses are getting killed but holy fuck it's trading at $5 per share. |
| Bers coping that his tweets, but we all know they will be sucking BVLL COCK the minute that mangu tweets "Now is a great time to buy stocks!" |
| Praising someone because they gave back what they took away is mental illness |
| You're a fcking idiot lmao |
| Not the commenter, but Fidelity total market (FZROZ) and Fidelity international total market (FZILX). Recently I have been putting more in the extended total market (FZIPX) to diversify away from big tech.\n\nWsb is a popcorn sub for me. I don't have the stupidity or balls to pick stocks or trade options. |
| goddamn MU keeps getting dicked down through the mattress |
| At the end of the day you are responsible for your own life and your own actions!! Don’t blame anyone else!! You did what you did and it was your decision not anyone else’s. Pull your pants up and go to work!! You aren’t cut out for the markets. Go to work and put your money in an index fund or ETFs if you just have to play around with the market!! I hate to see anyone blaming others for their own stupidity!! |
| What’s the number / exp date, I’ll show you 👀\n\n(Also nice!) |
| This is just a bot. The account is 5 months old , this isn’t a real person. |
| Why did I not sell before earnings ? \n\nLost 20k in 3 f’in days |
| I hope that dash is a 11/10 “S-Tier” troll |
| they are a solar company |
| I AM PERHAPS THE GREATEST WSB USER TO HAVE EVER LIVED |
| Rolled double Taco with 🥭 salsa for breakfast tomorrow |
| 0 investigations will be made into this. |
| Don't blame politicians because you were a moron. |
| The market is more obviously rigged than any time in history and you're taking huge gambling swings based on fundamentals.\n\nCrazy the lack of self-preservation in some folks. |
| https://preview.redd.it/xmhykwa8suqg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5114e2f2fefead8b32105297b496d717bbbac20b |
| I’m sorry this happened to you, but take ownership of your own mistakes. No one made you place risky bets with your life savings. \n\nAgain, it sucks, I’m sorry. But you bet the house on something highly speculative. You did something incredibly risky and it didn’t pay off. |
| 1) 20k in debt ain’t THAT bad, I know it stings coming from positive 100k.\n\n2) hang in there OP, this is a story your grand kids will eventually tell.\n\n3) take responsibility for it and stop blaming our leaders or whatever else you want to blame.\n\n4) hang in there OP, this is likely one of the lower points of your life but things will get better. |
| I don’t remember which regard recommended $LASR, but all I can say is a huge thanks! |
| Today we celebrate taco day |
| Had to lose 90% in order to learn how to go up by 400%. Just another day in the game. #ProTrader |
| Are you being fed inside information from the White House? If not, it's probably not a good idea. |
| Jim Cramer is honestly worse than a penny stock bot creating AI slop |
| Don't cry, I want to travel to a deserted island! |
| MSFT stop being ghey challenge |
| Enjoy your vacation |
| Since no one believes TSLR will ever be a robotaxi company or a robot company they are now a chip company which is even less believable |
| Followed by Wendies Wednesday |
| Day drinking trading….hmmm… |
| We thought you wanted to be called La Cashflow |
| Ooo snap i meant 578 |
| Lmao a real masterbaiter there, OP |
| Not as big of a lie as I thought |
| 😱 |
| Wait so all this death and destruction was only so that the US can control a 40km wide stretch of a waterway? Which was open to all before anyways... |
| Oh wow. Right...uh....on. |
| Gold bounced off its 200 day moving average pretty hard late last night, might to be too early to call but I think it's likely bottomed for now |
| I’m really enjoying the idea of an ETF that personally shorts the finances of actual gold miners that drive the trucks and work the machines. |
| So they basically went back to step one where they have no idea how to open the strait? |
| Fair enough. Makes me think about what I gamble with |
| I mean, not really. |
| >This is America, the land of the corrupt.\n\nNo, this is on you. “America” didn’t do that to you. You did it to yourself. \n |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Gambled4MyRangeRover** bet **QQQ** goes from **588.59** to **678.0** before **24-Mar-2026 04:17 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 4 wins and 8 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Nice, sold a 6600P at 450 for ~250% and they shot up to 1800 in the next 5 minutes🥲 |
| !banbet QQQ 678 1d |
| 10 years ? Bro im worried about the 10 minutes lmao |
| Just delayed is all |
| I got inverse taco 🌮 it’s like a taco but there nothing in it but sorrow and salty angry tears. |
| you are too quick to jump to conclusions based on pro Iran propaganda. \n\nwait a day I guarantee you it will come out that they DID have talks save this comment. |
| Been there myself.. honestly not that great. Much prefer barbados |
| Bol bros starting to sound a lot like starship troopers rn frfr |
| At least you learned something right 😉 |
| !banbet |
| Go to your local grocery store and put $3k worth of food in a cart and get some perspective |
| guh I was previously up in MU |
| He bent the knee. |
| Why can’t I bet on politics on Polymarket like everyone else? |
| Had to go down by 8% to learn how to go up by 2% |
| I think they make drones. |
| 🫂 |
| Stairway down lmao |
| Yeah, when it’s all that you’ve got left. |
| probably getting banned for this one, regarded bet |
| Holy fuck those dildos at the end saved my ass. Was about to be down 95% but ended only down 38%. It stings, but I live to fight another day. |
| Not that easy. The long dated puts and calls cost a lot and therefore the movement needs to be very big. |
| ##kinda funny we were headed to open at $640 \n##mango announcment we sky rocket to $666 \n##open at $658 \n##close at $655 |
| Is it over 50000 again? No? |
| Sounds like mission accomplished to me. |
| You don't lose unless you sell, first of all. Second, Trying to time and manipulate the market because of a war that's been brewing and poked at by Netanyahu for 30 years just.... doesn't seem very smart to me. Maybe just stick to the boglehead method. \n\nVTI / VXUS / BND and chill out. Set automatic deposits and buys and then hide the app. Don't look at it. \n\nIf you're sick, just fast, don't eat sugar until you're better. Doctor won't do anything besides bill you and maybe suppress some symptoms |
| #Most insane trade of 2026\n\nAt 6:50 AM ET today, $1.5 BILLION in notional value worth of S&P 500 futures contracts were bought. This trade was so large it sent the entire index +0.3% higher that minute.\n\nThen, 14 minutes later at 7:04 AM ET, President Trump announced "productive discussions" with Iran were underway.\n\nBy 7:10 AM ET, the S&P 500 had added +$2 TRILLION in market cap.\n\nThat $1.5 billion position gained +$60 million in minutes.\n\nAbsolutely incredible. |
| I wonder if "Ponzi Scheme" was the answer ChatGPT gave Sam when he asked how OpenAI could make more money. |
| Mango loves shrek so much that not only did he try to copy his appearance, but loves putting shrek dongs everywhere. Shrek is love after all. |
| theres no way bibi lets mango taco out of this |
| and it was open before the war started, great progress |
| It started 20 mins ago... |
| Which retirement ETF would you get for 10 year horizon?\n\nvalue, growth, s&p or international? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Tardigrade_Man** bet **SPY** goes from **655.71** to **664.0** before **24-Mar-2026 04:16 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 4 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| be like Barron Harkonnen |
| ✊🏿 king shit right here |
| New legislation banning pre/aftermarket statements do it during the trading day you gigantic fucking pussy |
| Yes, but at least its not life-changing anymore |
| The buying will continue until morale improves |
| I don't know if this is true, some users do this kind of fake posts to farm karma.\n\n\nAnyway, let's assume it is.\nI can't decide what's the dumbest issue here: the fact that you lost all your money gambling or your denial mode.\nKid, you should take accountability and stop blaming others.\n\n\nThen, you would realize the TACO effect is always there.\nThen, you would realize that what you call "technicals" and "fundamentals" is bullshit and nowhere close to the real meaning of those terms.\nAnd then, you could sleep all night peacefully. |
| Kablow |
| Even tho he lied? |
| You already have a bet going - RDDT to 120.0 before 30-Mar-2026 06:53 AM -05 |
| That 1 year graph 👀 |
| !banbet |
| Holding short term options over the weekend? What did you expect. It could always swing like this. \n\n\nMarket is extremely headline sensitive rn. |
| https://preview.redd.it/znf6rkkvruqg1.png?width=299&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5a7b3f57a002abd12dbfc367226027a1a784b39 |
| Kaboom |
| Damn :/\n\nYou'll recover, sooner or later. But for next time, don't put all your eggs in 1 basket. |
| Should have invested in VT, should have chilled. |
| As a fellow third shifter, yes. At this point you can almost predict that if it's looking like good news in the morning, it'll be bad news by the time I get up and start looking at the news again. And vice versa. |
| i have 100$ as saving. I'm 50. Relax you are rich. |
| 🥭 probably takes 30 minutes to write those tweets and I bet there are backdoors on truth social to read his drafts |
| 😐 |
| You must be new to this war. Stock market hours are the most religious times for war, we make peace during the trading week. |
| Redditors want Cohen to act like a barista on payday shopping at Lululemon. He is patient, not unwise. |
| On hookers and coke yes but to pay bills no |
| Thanks for confirming I’m not insane, I’m amazed at the complete defense and Stan-ing of unfettered corruption |
| OP\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/53pgmfhtruqg1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=767dab76a764cdc9f758557573bad2dea00f021b |
| Tom lee is absolutely shit posting from his burner today. Enjoy while it lasts pinhead!!!!! |
| I believe this is just the beginning, a beautiful beginning, isn't it? |
| Just be glad it wasn’t 101k |
| I too shitpost 100 times on twitter when im calm cool and collected about my actions |
| Amazing. Drink one for me! |
| So the off ramp is escalating and a permanent occupation of the strait? Cool cool |
| Oof |
| loaded up on calls because I am not a silly bear |
| Lmfao |
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| Thank you for your service.\n\nA true vet.\n |
| After seeing the market today I can confidently say, bers and bols were fked |
| God I hope so |
| Yes very |
| Satire……. right…? |
| 1-800-BETS-OFF |
| I had the same sort of day. Sold all my puts way too early. They would’ve made me bank by EOD |
| Well sure admin lied and insider trading |
| You were gambling |
| WHERES MY COOL 50 MIL ONLYFANS MONEY GIVE IT TO ME |
| You wanted to get rich quick and was greedy....too bad |
| WSB still bearish? We pumping tomorrow |
| One less avocado toast and you too can own a rocketship in a few millenia |
| I do feel for you I really do\n\nBut you are where you are because of greed |
| I didn't pull the trigger. Weak breakout. Will assess tomorrow for puts at open.\n\nI try not to marry the bull or bear case. GL out there. |
| Cash me outside how bout dat |
| Holy shit this is cringy |
| Cool so how they gonna do that? |
| That's the whole point of what I said. Google makes money. Google can lose way more money on AI than openai before anyone cares. |
| I mean, you’re correct he has a gambling addiction. Which is a mental illness. Not a lot of sympathy for that here though. |
| Imagine if you had just invested and not tried to get rich by gambling |
| Nothing is gae if you say “no homo” before the activity |
| If you zoom out on SPY chart to 1 month you can see every 🥭 pump and then subsequent dump after. Lower lows each time. New strat; wait for 🥭 to lie and post some absurd statement. step 2: buy puts and profit. |
| Who cares? The DOW is at ~~50~~ 46 thousand! |
| Time in the market versus timing the market. It's not a game. You buy. You hold. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 500.0 before 27-Mar-2026 07:46 PM -05 |
| Just bought a 2500 🤣 |
| Chat, how do I adblock my TV and fridge? Chat, what the fuck is a pi-hole. Don't call me a slur. |
| !banbet |
| When new patriotic pump |
| Insane that your vote is worth the same as mine. |
| Is 3k a lot to you? |
| America, the land of the corrupt and also the land of the stupid. You wouldn't be whining if your 'play the ponzi scheme game and get rich quick' plan worked out. You only have yourself to blame bucko. Stick to Wendy's. |
| He needs a cure for all the STD's rotting out his body.... |
| It will end at least 10 times before beginning |
| Anymore speeches today? |
| Rest in peace my port, she got hit by a bazooka 😔 |
| I DEMAND ALL WSB MODS BE BANNED AND I BE MADE RULER OF WSBS |
| Puts gonna print. |
| WASHINGTON POST: \n\nU.S. and Israeli officials increasingly view securing the Strait of Hormuz as the most realistic endgame of the conflict, shifting away from earlier ambitions like regime change and fully stopping Iran’s nuclear program, which they now consider unlikely to succeed\n\nThis is BULLISH. Off-ramp SECURED! |
| It does NOT get any better than that guys... they pumped the \*\*\*\* out of WSB names specifically today... like RCAT, LUNR, SMCI. APLD... basically the total TRASH got bailed out? |
| Holding calls is so insane it just might work |
| aaaaand it’s gone tomorrow |
| Is receiving head from bro gay if he wears socks? |
| KEK … no deal and we’re gonna be here for a while...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7z849n3fruqg1.png?width=1564&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fb3dbb91e711ff59d7a57d9e4a172f5bffdc085\n\n |
| GAMECOCK EARNINGS TOMORROW. TOMORROW WE RIDE!!!! |
| How's that plan going? |
| Actual brain damage |
| Smartest in the room |
| friday we had the escalation tweet. this morning was a pretend "peace talk" tweet. So tomorrow morning will either be another escalation tweet or an israeli attack on something important. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Jaredthegoat_ made a bet that SPY would go to 667.0 within **3 days** when it was 649.887 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Not too shabby! Still ended -38% but I was looking at -95%. Could've gotten out only down 22% but held too long hoping for breakeven.\n\n\nThank you, big red dildo 🙏😭 |
| That was at 7:05am. Party's over.... |
| Wait till Friday then hold over the weekend |
| But perfect damn timing. Can't make this up if it was a movie |
| Lol stby |
| Looks like 🥭 wanna end the war sooner than later!!! |
| Because it was a lie |
| The one thing I wasn’t expecting was a theta day 😆 |
| Hate to say it… but you can’t blame others for your losses in the market |
| Why stop there? Just claim to have cured death |
| Tomorrow after close 🥭 : I meant hearing AIDS |
| Begging for shorts to open on VCX |
| lol dumb mods |
| Tru dat. |
| I have 1 dte 650 puts. |
| IM CASHFLOW AND IM IN A YELLING MOOD BISHES |
| Did you wash your hands before your shift? |
| Should have put it all on scratchers, noob mistake |
| https://preview.redd.it/vm8sxi4hruqg1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf3dfc450d6752088fa0679a721b7e5142f4daca |
| Such a scumbag… lol |
| Tell me how you're doing |
| Edit: Singapore dollars but no taxes.. same shit different toilet |
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| I really don’t get this market I thought this news would make it skyrocket and I’m a bear |
| Damn daniel |
| It's pretty easy to be a bear. Buy long dated stock puts and oil calls (monthly or longer). Whenever Trump lies to manipulate the markets up and oil down (usually in the hour before the market opens and the hour before it closes), buy short dated stock puts and oil calls (weekly or daily). It's like clockwork. You can try to time Trump's announcements with stock calls and oil puts, but he's feeding the information to his donors so you're competing against hedge fund managers with high quality inside information. |
| I have a very pretty micropenis though |
| Legend, and it worked out perfectly. Noice |
| We don't wish it. We just think the conservative hero is a worthless piece of shit traitor. |
| Can't be any worse than Cathie "was right once and still trying to get back there" Wood. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 649.0915200000001 before 23-Mar-2026 04:01 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| It’ll payoff and take all our jobs any moment bro! |
| Pocket change to me lol |
| 5 days bc then troops will be there and.. o! Weekend |
| RCAT just went crazy today... is space back? |
| What a turbuluent day just to end at nearing opening price lmao |
| That’s a nice power plant you have there…it’d be a real shame if… |
| AWA |
| 3 months from now, you could drop 50 pounds, and add an extra length to your coq by losing fat around your pubic area. That's right. You heard it here first folks—you can add inches and save money on food at the same time! |
| MARKET MORE MANIPULATED THAN WSB MODS SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT \n \nEDIT: DOESNT MATTER IF IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE IT SOUNDED FUNNY IN MY HEAD |
| https://preview.redd.it/u06e618druqg1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6685060506afa185db575b07c3946e7c46798c9 |
| I hate u bulls |
| No crying in da casino |
| Coming from someone whos got 3 years of sobriety against the bottle I highly recommend reaching out to someone to get your mind off things if drinking is an issue for you. You got this dude. Youre not just your username. |
| +1.0% day is bearish. Bulls don’t have a chance in this market |
| I am the boyfriend. She’s about to need a third man. |
| NVDA bulls must feel so much stress every day. Maybe you should just sell and never look back for your mental health lol |
| Just PUT the fries in the bag, thanks. |
| THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! |
| Tell our wife that you lost 200k |
| Lowkey forgot about the 4 6600p I had as a scalp in my cash account. Can’t wait for the cash settlement from that bitch. |
| you pick a day out of the week you think mango might tweet something ridiculous that will move the market |
| I am become retard, destroyer of tendies.\n\n😢 |
| Yes.. I think.. what time is it? |
| China would be the one to consolidate power |
| The plan is stock go uppies nerd. |
| That is true. As long as you are paying attention closely and exit correctly. |
| Sounds like calls |
| >Wendy’s has been closing stores so he might be cooked\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6ba0w4w7ruqg1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a94f739dc949efa80128baf43002b4558ca6dee |
| "The market is looking for an excuse to rally." |
| I just bought gold, first time in years. Not a lot, but I think a bounce |
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| The fact that I almost bought LUNR when it was at 17.15 at 3 am is really pissing me off rn |
| Q: 'am I fuk?'\n\nA: Yes 🤣 |
| Yup. Just oil |
| Next news tomorrow morning by 🥭 : \n\n“WE HAVE CURED AIDS.” |
| This guy and thyme make the options really limited |
| Did you buy the last 20 mins? |
| might need a turret on top of your lambo and some wheel spikes. |
| Every time, all the time |
| why didn’t you get your wife’s bf to go? he’s the father after all |
| We are helping israel with their manifest destiny |
| >Bro... you've been losing since 2021? wtf\n\n>See you at Wendys\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/j20mgzs5ruqg1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b022c301b0abb2240ca0b1088943661b739f9480 |
| God I’m so happy for the regards who are positing those crazy options gains but when is it gonna be me? |
| https://preview.redd.it/xniiqpk5ruqg1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a9cee64724d7810bdb7aee4e882d0be42708cad |
| Ok but my mom actually did just ask me if she and my dad should buy NVDA. It’s so over. |
| That statement shows he is still losing a shit ton of money on $PRL.TO. 😱 |
| >2008 recession\n\nWhich bled through 2009 at least, if not later.\n\nI'm not saying it was Obama's fault or that term was all bad; but it definitely wasn't all great during it. |
| Past weekend was my 90 days streak. Weather is getting better, much harder to pass on some cuba libres 🥲 |
| Fuck that. It just makes existing problems worse. You might live with that decision for several years, if not longer.\n\nGo for a jog. Clear your head |
| fuck |
| Only if you could make the same money she did. |
| Find your nearest ATM or loan shark. |
| It's too big. More money can be made somewhere else. Then msft will become more appealing |
| I did, 1dte spy 652. |
| i hope the war will end again tomorrow |
| Worked again... Set my alarm for 3am, was the premarket bottom, pure fear on WSB. Bought a bunch of shares, Orange tacos, sell, get rich. Now setting my alarm again |
| Imagine asking how is this legal in 2026. You’re falling behind. There is money to be made |
| Tim Robinson cracks me up!\n\nhttps://youtu.be/Hf-dCbGu0GA?si=kWS0mDXNGg-GlkhD\n |
| I sold so many puts last week lmao. Thank you, bers. |
| WSB turned overall bearish on Friday and the market closed +1% on Monday 😭 |
| So true my bro cripky |
| And I need -5% in 2 days, maybe we have to meet in the middle and kiss? |
| How are your gold and silver positions doing son? |
| This was one of the more epic tacos we’ve seen |
| Don't ever allow yourself to fall for any of it. The only money I've ever lost was trading options. If you own shares and don't freak out every time the market dips, you can always outwait any downturn.\n\nWith options you're putting a time limit on your bets; Even if you're right, you're wrong if the timing doesn't line up for some reason, including reasons nobody could have predicted.\n\nNo thanks, I'll hold shares. |
| Hang in there—we’ll definitely get it back next time |
| CASH ME OUTSIDE HOW BOUT DAT |
| Don’t exchange a short term thing for a long term goal. You got this bro just one step at a time. Keep moving forward |
| First, you didn’t lose everything. You still have you. And you are the most important thing in all of this. Talk to someone. Don’t do anything to make this worse. Money can be replaced. You cannot. \n\nSecond, that loss sucks. I won’t say I’m sorry because I’m not. I get it, that sounds mean. \n\nThird, playing the blame game doesn’t help anyone. There is one person to blame for this. This doesn’t have anything to do with the president or Iran or anything. You were losing money back in 2021. Well before any of the things you mentioned started. \n\nFourth, I am also a recovering addict. Not gambling but alcohol. I also blamed everyone else for my alcoholism. Nobody, and I mean nobody, ever told me to drink more. Nobody told me to black out every night. I would guess that nobody told you to take out a $20k loan or short the market or try to trade options in this crazy market. \n\nPlease get the help you need. You made posts about only investing in ETFs/index funds. That would be like me going down to the bar “just to hang out”. You keep going to the barbershop you will eventually get a hair cut. I am not saying you shouldn’t invest. I am saying you should have someone else do it for you. You cannot do it by yourself. This was a four year spiral into severe debt and depression. Please get help. |
| #Risk level = Safe |
| https://preview.redd.it/49thuwgpquqg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d62b402a9280723cb028fd7f0d728e2c98046b\n\nDude, this market is like a pair of hands teeming with viruses, oh no... |
| Yes |
| Have you tried to use that legend widget? /s |
| Every Friday 4PM: Iran will fee our wrath like never before, maybe even nuclear.\n\nEvery Monday 6AM: The war is winding down and we've had good peace talks. |
| Do all of you actually have 10k laying around to throw at plays like this? |
| You started off smart and then immediately went to eating the lead paint chips. |
| Where did you get the idea for your name? Is it an ethnic or of religious origin? |
| So you let your hatred for the Donald influence your trading strategy and you’re surprised it didn’t work out for you? Sorry TDS cost you money. |
| I might have some sympathy for you if you didn't try to blame it on somebody else. |
| No I don't think I will old man meme |
| https://preview.redd.it/bo0l1perquqg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c30c83bff0b0ff7c6f2ee76357d52b8efb810ac\n\n600% lol yea that’s a good day! Sold everything. Wait to see what tomorrow brings! |
| Since we all know we raise all week and then on Friday after market hours orange man is going to do some stupid shit how does one play that casino |
| People with real money don't have time to waste to brag that they have money in the first place and don't need to try hard to sell shit to anyone.\n\nSell me the dream harder lil guru.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ad06bt3vquqg1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ee3f486b5f0f0f3c9559f3520bfe4d045507e72 |
| Following Monday Pre-Market - Declare world Peace\n\nAfter Market Open - Nookes hee hee |
| Do people think the begging works? Tell him to soften his hands and stretch his jaw. I |
| ASSUME THE POSITION |
| SNDK WDC pump coming tomorrow 🤑💰🔥 |
| He said “to PUT it mildly” you should have mildly bought puts |
| Apparently I need to take up day drinking...hell of a trade man |
| So glad I sold my calls at 662. Looks like they’re trapping again |
| ‘Moves for tomorrow’ full port puts because I don’t trust any of this other than just testing lower highs. |
| Ya i had to short to make money |
| WHATS THAT MEAN |
| We‘re prolly gonna Sell off |
| 🫱🍩🫲 |
| You mean gayz? |
| And a new alcoholic is born. Congrats and fuck you. 🫡 |
| Sidenote, I wish WSB had been around during the height and fall of Enron. The memes. The fucking _memes_. |
| I lost about the same amount. Started at square one. Now that I left gambling in my past, im excelling at my job and looking for a promotion. |
| Murica🗣️ |
| You forgot wow, peace talks going well did I say 48 hours? I mean 5 days |
| Loser |
| FATHER HANNIGAN NO PLEASE NOT MY SPECIAL\nSPOT\n \nEDIT: SORRY HAD A FLASHBACK TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL |
| It is a fucking shame this orange turd has cost us so much money while him, his shitty kids, and buddies make bank on his capricious bullshit !! I've lost about 25% myself, the muzzafukka 😡 |
| Isn’t offering a guaranteed rate of return like that a red flag for a Ponzi scheme? |
| IM GOING TO THE TEXAS ROADHOUSE AND FLIPPING OFF EVERY BOL I SEE\n\nIM JACKED TO THE TITS RIGHT NOW, VOLATILITY IS MY FAVORITE DRUG |
| I got asked for $10,000 once because the person "would really appreciate it" |
| Who’s wishing for it? |
| My company switched who handles retirement accounts in later 2022, so I can’t see from before that, but I’m at the exact same annual average since then |
| I’m shorting gold miners personally. Hoping it works out. |
| Same |
| Goldcels coping and crying. Really thought gold only goes up |
| You guys don’t realize USA CANT LEAVE this war, if we leave then gulf states don’t need all these American military bases and Saudi Arabia/Israel consolidates power. \n\nThe “war” might end but the “military operation “ will continue. Without shipping, the empire falls |
| Don't gamble with money you can't afford to lose. |
| I m buying and buying oil\nSelling defense \nBuying tesla nvidia Amazon , they are cheap\nAnd wait wait and wait \nU will see this week the oil will touch the moon |
| beating the market? easy, just be an insider \nlearn to read the tweets before they go online \n |
| As a percentage, definitely solid. Of course 300% of $10 is still just $30 so it kind of depends still. |
| Nikkei gets nuked with -10% |
| US: 48 hours to open the strait!\n\nIran: No\n\nUS: Okay no worries. Disregard it. |
| app? |
| Nostradumbass |
| Immediately |
| So we’re selling off tomorrow, right? |
| Defense stocks plunge at end of day. Makes sense |
| Tonight cause mango was talking about surprises last week. Biggest "surprise" he can think of involves lying to everyone then doing the thing he said he wouldnt. |
| Curse of the 1% commenter |
| (MSOS / MSOX has entered the chat) |
| 654 puts exp tommorow up 45%. Do i let ride or get fkd by an all caps tweet again |
| potential potential potential... is what every bagholder says. It's the price of tuition when it comes to stock trading i suppose. In the end only so many apps people are willing to scroll. Im willing to bet text based will be the first to experience a decline in users. Much like newspapers. |
| This is the way |
| My friend started options today. Bought puts. Learned of the terrorists in the theta cartel. Buying more tomorrow. What have I done |
| You need to be MAKING BURGERS or CLEANING while on the clock at Wendy’s! Not playing on your damn phone! |
| It's a good sell if you are up 50-80%.\n\nIf you wanna buy something and hold 6-12 months it's a buy |
| I'm going to have an actual stroke if I dont stop pounding Alani's and trading 0dte's. |
| https://preview.redd.it/r8wtonylquqg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd8bd6823dc4e161ffb74d988de8c19fa604f95b |
| 665 tomorrow once euros buy |
| The reason no one was releasing LLMs like ChatGPT for a decade prior is because no one could figure out a business case for them.\n\n\nClaude Code is quite literally the only real meaningful reason for these models to exist. |
| Thursday |
| https://preview.redd.it/a4nrk3dkquqg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0e266771ca5031af034ca011ee37eebd2f59e83\n\nGonna keep on adding more |
| With himself. |
| Puts are priced so goddamn expensive on SPX holy shit |
| https://preview.redd.it/xjyx0zvfquqg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f37a1e1d1dcd0a7278e6160fcf3d81956e0ec2a\n\nThat massive spike is was happened to my SPY puts while I was in my newborns first doctors appointments. Zero regrets. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bsfqoirjquqg1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d5702cf523a4b741be8a55b3a587a9237674fe2\n\nHave you seen his slides though? Brilliant |
| SPY 645 eow |
| Lmao |
| Scalped a dickload of XSP 659-660s for literal pennys. Turned into 100 baggers 🤣 |
| what are the chances 🥭 was talking about peace deal with Ukraine and not Iran? (or VZ?).\n\n48hr attack back on the table fellas? |
| This is why I use index funds lol |
| Im aware but how the fuck is that a fake Pump\n\n\nThe company is Literally at a 20 P/E at current price and 10 P/E if the last Quarter was annual xd |
| 100% if oil dips any further I’m loading up on USO/UCO calls |
| Yes i was already celebrating |
| Made 2x on nVidia over two years (bought before the 10:1 split), just cashed out most of them to buy a tractor. Feels good. Won't touch prediciton markets. \n \nTrade actual shares in companies whose business you understand at a cursory level and shoot for mid-long term gains and it's honestly kinda easy |
| Might be smart. I bought puts before the eod dump and am holding them. Last week we started similar, Tuesday was up about half a percent and then it dumped Wednesday. Granted fomc helped with the dumping but this has been what's happened the last few weeks |
| Oil just going to keep creeping up, strait’s still closed numbnuts |
| Have you ever flipped a coin |
| They sold they fuck out of it last 15 mins |
| We do |
| Instructions unclear, bought puts, am stupid also. |
| You’re not regarded. It’s gambling. You’re just unlucky. |
| They’d have to tune their algos. The initial move will always be the same. |
| https://preview.redd.it/srp4hq5cquqg1.jpeg?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f80d5c29cefde0e1b6e521ce356b3e16b1005b70\n\nAdd a chicken leg, you need to replenish your energy. |
| Fuck sold 10 spy 657 for 50$ each instead of $250 |
| That spy 200MA... Yikes\n\nStrap in folks, and please keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the vehicle at all times |
| Someone wake me up when brent 120 again 🙂↕️ |
| He hasn't held shit. |
| She celebrated too early as that was still 2025. |
| Let's see what Asia's gonna think of this this morning |
| And the lord said - "YE SHALL NEVER CRASH AGAIN. TRUST IN MANGO AS YOU TRUST IN ME" |
| Iran war Contradicting this market. \nIran Contra 2.0? |
| "U.S. officials told CBS News that there are at least a dozen Iranian mines in the Strait of Hormuz — Iranian-manufactured Maham 3 and Maham 7 Limpet Mines."\n\nceasefire ≠ strait reopening |
| REPORT ME. WRITE THEM A LETTER. DRAW A PICTURE OF ME AND SEND IT TO THEM I DONT CARE IM FUCKING CASHFLOW AND THEY CANT TOUCH ME |
| “We won the war”\n\n“Strait of Hormuz is open as long as Eyeran doesn’t blow”\n\n“We didn’t know about the attacks in Lebanon”\n\n“We need coalition”\n\n“We are winding down”\n\n“We are open for peace talks” \n\n“You have 48h to open the straits” \n\n“Peace talks going well, still need that $200B” |
| TACO wanted a green day and he got one |
| warm regards |
| McWar |
| Holy fucking insider trading candle on that last minute what the fuckkk |
| You may be onto something |
| My SPY calls are doing well. |
| Just sitting here and selling call credit spreads on SPX until Friday. And selling naked puts on oil companies 🍺 feeling a bit icky and gross and the kid needs new braces |
| Thursday |
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| This is probably one of the only times that just buying way OTM short dated options strangles might not be the worst move. You’ll lose on most days, but you’ll probably hit it pretty big on at least one of them. |
| How do buy calls with Robinhood Gold card, mine showed up in the mail today 😎 |
| Well after selling my puts late, I reentered at 657p and already made back my lost wins earlier. This market is broken. Or working as intended if you're in Congress or the 🥭 admin. |
| 🤺❤️ |
| Nah fuck that they only hire internally |
| Whenever is least expected |
| Yeah that is actually insanity lmao. Congrats on your bag bro |
| 🤲🏼🧎 |
| Don’t buy CDOs |
| Lol yes adequate. |
| on tsla yes |
| oooh and I bet they looked good even until this AM |
| TACO for another day or two and then reverse TACO thursday |
| You can't afford TNZ shares so I'm unable to sell you anything and if a few million makes me little, you my friend are completely invisible lol |
| 🍊 man don’t give a fuck what you think |
| Hell yeah it was TACO Monday. Carnage is tonight |
| Today was fun |
| So what do you guys think, is the rugpull by wednesday or by friday? |
| Corruption gets the better of everyone |
| Today was just insider trading |
| I’m starting to think Bol enjoy the poundings? |
| Well today was an interesting day. Iran bers crying all over the place. |
| SPY opens at 665 tomorrow because there was no attack overnight lmao |
| Last week, green AF Monday followed by flat/red days\n\nwonder how this week will play out? |
| It’s going bankrupt soon? Lulz. How soon? |
| Held mine (0dte) for 13 minutes. 0.11 entry, 2.26 exit\n\nI'ma go buy some shit |
| 2.03% up @ open , bears loaded puts . Spy closes +1% and puts up 58% |
| THE GREAT CASHFLOW HAS ARRIVED, BITCHES |
| Yup 💯 |
| 🫂 |
| Lol oil dropped below $60 right after this article was written |
| Good work |
| When I see myself on the comment board... I feel like a real loser. Thankfully internal_field is more dummer |
| https://preview.redd.it/01z401q2quqg1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=200224d904100ad22c2fd08615541c0e3ed2e72a\n\ncontinue, |
| This shit is gonna crash so hard \n\nThe admin has Zero plan and is throwing shit against the wall and hoping it sticks \n\nTread carefully |
| I think the bears did alright. They dropped the pump down over 2% |
| The tweet was meaningless and didn't change the underlying reality of the global conflict we've gotten ourselves into |
| Oh. Why you just didn't put everything into Microsoft ? |
| Yea but I think the more he does it the less effective it will be. |
| La caída era el escenario obvio, pero si trump no daba un ligero respiro al petróleo e inflación habría amanecido en pánico el día. \n\nMañana todavía puede haber euforia. Lo que pasa es que usas opciones y en lugar de usar largos de tendencia hiciste una apuesta en puts de 1 día \n\nSi vas a volver a intentarlo y en algo te puedo ayudar mándame inbox |
| Did he 🌮 the 🌮? |
| I had ton of put from friday. Even more hot? |
| I reported you to ICE |
| This is the kind of reporting I want. Instead we get a bunch of headlines, each with one of those lines. Half of us say "he has no idea what's going on" or "he's manipulating the market", and the other half are just confused. Show like this and it's clear that nothing has changed between these statements, he's just saying what he thinks people want to hear and hoping those are the line that get to those specific people. And none of it has any relation to what our military will actually do in Iran. |
| Can’t lie. I sold everything I bought during last weeks dip |
| nothin some gentle oral lovin won't fix |
| My tax guy is gonna have all sorts of questions of why I bought and sold NVDA at $175 dozens of times this year. |
| Based on the polling, some people think the war is going well and is a good idea.\n\nBased on the lack of physical molecules of oil leaving the strait by boat, I disagree with that opinion.\n\nFree efficent markets only work with equal free equal access to information. I’m not on the signal chat. |
| Another day another regard posting loss porn |
| You do that a lot don’t you |
| I mean you could blame yourself a bit as well, no? |
| I was going to buy puts but instead I sold call credit spreads because I AM BECOMING AN ADULT. Do you hear that MOM?? |
| bruh you know it is. |
| I DEMAND ALL PREVIOUS COMMENTS BE DELETED SO THAT I CAN BE FIRST |
| You are acting like the market isnt retarded and pumps just for the shits of it |
| Ahhh perhaps perhaps |
| The guy who’s saying that has a point, I’ve met so many people who have (in my eyes) lots of money yet they go to a place like Starbucks and pay $30 for a drink and food, in my opinion if your lunch costs more than 20$ all together, you’ve either got the money or your dumb. Can’t stand all of these people born into riches complain about being “poor”. Yeah you think you’re poor because you spent 10k+ on a car and don’t make any of your own food. |
| NVDIA stans are starving for that 180 LMAO\n\n\>180 wen? 180 wen? \n\> edges at 175-176 \n\> fucking POS ticker!\n\nNVDIA stans in a nutshell |
| https://preview.redd.it/igp6f713quqg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6deb6623185ceee28e59827e8e61329728f383b2\n\n |
| Which you push repeatedly and firmly up your own arse |
| Nice, she’s been added to the fade list |
| What just happened? |
| if it makes you feel any better you made other people 100k richer |
| First day? |
| Anyone got some news for CELH? What's going on with the downturn? I'm thinking of jumping in |
| Bro, this thread is for your moves tomorrow. \n\nBut we still have several hours of whiplash left in the afterhours market! |
| Dont do it buddy 🙁 |
| Yeah, I need my Scotland scotch |
| 'Dummy'. Brother lol You don't understand what I was asking |
| the funny thing is that even if this war wasn't going on, all the data from the past month has been bad... |
| Damn rough day to be a bear |
| 300% return day isn't half bad? |
| This is scary similar to how Hitler's winter war in Russia played out. Generals told him it was a bad idea and couldn't be done. He fired them and replaced them with people who would blindly follow orders. He pummeled the enemy with everything he had, but it wasn't enough. His army gets crushed, and he gets pushed out of the region at great cost. |
| I don't think it's gonna stay blood green, breh. |
| Diamonds hands I do not. Last couple weeks have been brutal. Ever since 🥭 started fucking with Iran my port has been fucked |
| don’t worry this temporary dump will be interrupted by 🥭 at approximately 9:29 am sharp. |
| Sry about your $5 |
| Yes |
| Bro, from the bottom of my heart I hope everything will work out for you, sleep on it get away from the internet for a while...money is big part of our life but your mental health is the most important.\nif you need to talk or just vent a little please send me dm. |
| Bolz thought I was regard. I indeed was not regard. \n\nPlay both sides regards. |
| Who's holding weekly puts? |
| They were itm when I bought em lol |
| That may have been the lamest day in the market ever |
| 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 |
| Yeah I clocked the em dash |
| Iran still mad about Ben afflack movie |
| I bought a call. Cost me $18 so don’t really care if it hits, but if it does, lol. |
| What stonks are in this? Hormuz shipping companies only? |
| Bol domination |
| Top 1% commenter |
| nov 30th when chatgpt came into the fray I knew it was going to be a bubble of mostly bullshit but still, thuoght the market wanted to crash more before picking up the AI bubble... but nope, the market was deseprate for an excuse to pump, and as soon as it had it, it never let go 🙂 |
| 10 to 20% is also not an uncommon discount for a convertible. They are just doing standard vc stuff |
| Well i was having a nice trading day and then the last 15 min happend.. now i am negative |
| You think GLD is going up 25% in less than a month??? Holy shit man just give me the 10k\n\n \nPersonally go like June 450s or Sep 500s. April is nuts. |
| It’s been 4 months since I had a drink 🥃 and I’m sitting on the edge |
| Dude…take some accountability.\n\nThis was no one’s fault but your own.\n\nYou are gambling.\n\nGet some help bud. Seriously. |
| What are ya TRYING to be poor?!!! |
| You never know with 🥭 |
| No way he can taco right now |
| sounds hot |
| Why do you guys keep trying to short people openly engaging in market manipulation and insider trading?\n\nDumb as fuck. You are literally their exit liquidity. |
| not very promising tomorrow for bols.. back to regular drilling lol |
| How do you determine when the right timing is |
| Keep a little cash |
| I’d say the predicted price declines have been adequately mitigated. |
| Bols had their fun now its ber turn |
| Of you young you can still bounce back. But shouldn't invest everything so aggressive |
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| Congrats to whoever got MSFT at 376. It’ll be back there again tomorrow. |
| They call it the Strait of Hormuz. Hormuz? You ever heard of a Hormuz? No one's ever heard of that. I called up Ayatollah, I call him Ali, and I said "Ali, let's call this thing the Strait of Trump" and Ali loved it. He thought it was the greatest idea he had ever heard. |
| Yes |
| Anyone know if we have to reap what we sow tomorrow? |
| BEARS!!!!! |
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| You made some inappropriate berish comments today, market gave you a warning |
| My god, if he tacos again it'll be TACO^3 |
| End of the week |
| Drumpf bent me over the Brent and showed me his stock rising |
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| No News? War still going on? Strait still closed? Oil still high? Definitely calls 🤡 |
| Has anyone read the breaking news: Reddit group WSB has held productive discussions on this matters WSB declares victory in the stock market and confirms bull market for rest of 2026. |
| Lmaooo happened to me the other day 🤣🤣🤣 40% percent gain that could have been a 100 if didn’t auto sell |
| Thankfully I was watching my USO shares around 6:50 am and saw the sudden little dip. Sold immediately because I thought there is some news. Well there was no news but after 15 minutes he posted on truth social. |
| West was the thesis here? |
| I could post mine but im shy |
| The analyst's biggest mistake was assuming this administration even follows rational or strategic thinking. It's just a shit show everywhere atp. |
| In the least surprising turn of events, end of day flush |
| Tomorrow is TACO Tuesday |
| Like if trading was about luck. No wonder why you don't have a single real profitable trader on social media... |
| Trades like a retard, loses everything like a retard, blames Trump like a retard. God, I love Reddit. |
| Uh theres still money in that account regard |
| Still on track for the original 48 hours Monday night fuckaroo |
| Have you tried not being a complete fucking retard? |
| I’m so stupid I bought calls when we were up 2% |
| Just follow trump tweets.. |
| Holding mine rn. Hoping it keeps dumping through tomorrow |
| Def didn’t buy 🛢️ |
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| Options are not cool. I have lost everything before but It was the .com bust and my fiber optic stock called GST telecommunications went bankrupt. Lost my retirement, my savings and my nerve for trading. \nFast forward and today I'm worth over $5 million liquid. Paid off house, cars and boat. Exotic pet frenchie, Italian shot gun made specifically for my shoulder. Fine watch too. The secret tax free compounded growth. Buy, hold, accumulate dividends. Sit back and relax, don't go for the get rich quick schemes. Just live below your means, become your own bank and watch it grow. \nYou still have time |
| Smart to do with this kind of casino environment, not regarded |
| How’s your bull penis now |
| Qqq 0dte up about 8x in the last 15 minutes |
| You got soft hands brotha |
| Because they got downgraded today, for a good reason too |
| only need SPY +6% in 4 days |
| Can’t wait for 🥭tweet tonight: “ on second thought I’ve decided to carpet bomb all Iranian power plants tonight 🤗🤭” |
| Trade the momentum not what you think will happen. I blew my whole life savings being greedy. And it looks like you did too |
| I bought a 670 SPY call. The odds of hitting are next to 0, but if it does, I’ll look like a genius. |
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| holding spy puts overnight or no? |
| Because algos just buy not humans.\n\nIt’s retarded, that’s why there’s so many fake headlines by reuters or wsj all the time and then they just retract them a d go “whoops”.\n |
| Now it’s gonna dump after market before more manipulation tomorrow morning |
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| You should just take a 100k loan and make it up in now time\n\nPussy\n |
| when does the simulation end? |
| 5) Make conference calls promising impossible things \n\n6) Stocks become Vibe\n\n7) surpass Elon Musk by promising impossible thing on even more drugs\n\n8) end of all life\n\n9)Profit |
| All gains were in pre market |
| No one knows if market is gonna go up or down. Just pick the direction you think the market will go and place ur bets |
| How is msft only up 0.23 procent, wtf\n\n |
| Goog up a whopping 0.08% 🤯 |
| I had a massive red candle for a split second before close and I dk what it was |
| Bought spx puts an hour before close. Sold them for a 10% loss 6 minutes before close. Fucking seconds later they launch! If I waited 5 minutes I would have made several grand but instead I lost a grand... I fucking hate this game. |
| Those 6610p’s fucking printed. |
| Imaginationland will certainly breathe a sigh of relief |
| Ah yes, I too love my end-of-the-day dump |
| That close candle is NUTS |
| https://preview.redd.it/kie2s9lopuqg1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=657d6c700c9b47fc772e9360ebe9e01346121023\n\n |
| STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWN |
| I dirtied my hands with an ITM option today...and my trade didn't instantly drop -50%. tears in my eyes |
| What the hell was that drill right before close |
| Believe it or not… jail |
| Am I the only one incredulous that after **TACO TACOING SO MUCH, that the market still cares about his tweets?** is the market this stupid? **or are MMs just faking taking his tweets seriously to have an EXCUSE** to cause wild swings and inject tons of IV as a result and take triple the moneis from us? |
| They sure waited for the dump. Nicely done. |
| The bad orange man made me lose all my money 😭 |
| 657ps ended up being *16x* baggers since I posted about them\n\nAlways trust your gut folks |
| Booools lol cucked end of day again |
| You have 84k good intentions left to play |
| When will you bulls ever learn? This is not an issue that can be papered over with 🥭 tweets |
| Sell me the dream harder Lil fake guru. |
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| That was before the war |
| If any of you regards trade options in Wealthsimple turn off auto sell, they sold my position 10 minutes before market close at 100% proffit rather than 300% “to help lock in proffits” I’m a degenerate gambler not an an investor smh. |
| Tomorrow they’ll announce that Iran never existed and that there is no war in Ba Sing Se. SPY to 700. |
| I will continue adhering to getting the fuck out of my positions the instant they turn green. |
| (Whale reproductive liquid) to the club |
| Everything is either near ATH or a red flag. And movements for options basically depend on what 🥭 decides on a day to day basis. |
| still a nice gain. at least you didn't sell 657s for .37. they just hit 2.50 |
| Stoopid fucking bol |
| Costanza trade in the future |
| "Make this app SOC2 compliant. No mistakes" - Delve's entire business plan |
| Same |
| It's amazing his strategy works. He knows the market will dump so he tweets to pump it then when the dump happens it just goes back to where it was pre tweet |
| Attention bers, I want to remind you, theres beauty within us, ❤️ |
| Seriously 1 lost porn post today? WTH? |
| February? |
| Well? We're waiting |
| Taco Squared |
| Said confidently by a micropenis loser |
| Can we start calling oil the sludge? |
| ICE: "Sir did I just see you cross the US Border"\n\nMe: "Bitch it was an international flight!" |
| So what’s the news now ffs |
| On the upside, it wasn't that much. |
| Giant reversal incoming. Tues-Thursday we are going up BIG |
| GLD fucked me raw. Bought the dip friday. Accidentally woke up today around 3:55 am and panic sold at 390. |
| Markets just bent over here it comes, in the last 15 mins. Someone knows something. |
| I mean yes this administration is stupid and corrupt but you should have factored that in |
| Just blocked margin so he would quit calling. |
| When will people realize that if you don’t know what you’re doing, stay away from options and just invest in the S&P 500? |
| Jesús Christ I was burned this morning with my call credit spreads as soon as they went ITM. Captain goes down with his ship and it paid off lol \n\nFuck this I’m taking a break until tomorrow |
| Wait you mean you never learned the lesson from the first 50 fake pumps? |
| A rectal exam would be more fun than this |
| Despite the green day, I can't help but feel ghey after seeing that close |
| same...had multiple and sold for a loss |
| Again tomorrow? |
| Bro lost half of this subs net worth in 1 month |
| we used to sell calls/puts on Fri as we scared about weekend and now we scared even overnight during week...LOL \n\n \nFinally we will be scared to even hold option for few hours intraday |
| Long sludge |
| Wen lambo? |
| just have to get ITM next time |
| sp500 1.21% vix -2.32% gld -3.25%, slv .08%, copper 2.2% bitcoin 3.47%, 10 year 4.342%...10 year treasury constant maturity minus 2 year treasury constant maturity is at 0.51 today, trending down. Last time we chilled at the .5 range was 2019 and 1996 |
| The only thing they need to have an impact on is the SOH. That's basically all they need to do. They are firing missiles from mobile units, caves, and bunkers. They will be able to keep the straight closed for long enough to bring down the global economy. |
| Premiums are ridiculous for weeklies. Sellers are salivating on these prints. Going in to tomorrow cash. GLA. |
| Of course |
| DoW to be renamed as Department of insider trading |
| You should never short unless you are an insider or have insider info. Shorting isn’t for us regulars its for congress and friends of you know who |
| God bless VCX. |
| Black Tuesday |
| Our MSFT calls will be printing soon🤑🤑 |
| Long that sludge |
| Drill it |
| 🤭🤭he didn’t get weeklies |
| Idc how much of a bull you’re but you’re regarded to not sell today’s 3% pump lmao |
| See you regards at $640 tomorrow this fake pump only bought time. |
| Really underwhelming if you wanna know the truth |
| See ya next week, you got $84k to go. |
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| wow I just need to inverse this guy |