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| He managed to put a taco inside of another taco. This man is a genius!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/m5tlkpnwfb8h1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00b1a31734eb74c096bc6e89cf8404d0063f472a |
| I understand, now get over it 🙂 |
| Literally Brazil, but now look at them they are distinctly average. |
| Dating is the worst. Being single and enjoying life is my best move 😑 |
| kinda skipped gym for a year, i am fuk frens |
| You know you you people, I don't care if I get banned from this place. You people are the stupidest bunch i've ever come across, all you all harping about the end of the world b*******, like the oil reserves.Oh, you're bs, you don't know what the heck you're talking about.You all are stupider than hell.Every last one of you always harping on trump, every time I say his name, I i get flagged that i'm gonna get banned, but you all post s*** about him.And i'm so sick of it, you all can f off and |
| #Americans suck at broadcasting soccer. Instead of showing instant replays of important plays they show celebrities at the stadium.\n\n#"We just missed a great opportunity! Anyways here is a shot of Paris Hilton" LMAO🤌 |
| No itsnot, otherwise analysts wouldnt be raising targets |
| Just stop all funding to them, do USAID again and focus on Palestine lol |
| Good for you, but you can play both sides |
| Can’t wait for the next deal to negotiate a deal after the 60 days negotiation period |
| #The only we're going to get rich as fuck, make FU money, and tell our bosses to fuck off 🖕😂🖕 is if we all team up 🤝 and create a sex robot startup so we can IPO at +$2 trillion like SpaceX. Let's fucking go 🕺🕴👯♂️ |
| 😂🤣 |
| Thanks brotha. Congrats on being debt free! Going to take the kids to Disney near Christmas to celebrate since they have also sacrificed a lot. They don’t know it yet but I’m excited to surprise them |
| He's at my cookout, whats up? |
| He’s going to launch a nuke before “IT” happens I feel it in my bones. I hope I’m wrong. |
| Omelanee gone kileed me wif and took me blidy sun |
| 👀 |
| Hezbolla is proxied for Iran… Iran wanted the deal to include ceasefire between hezbolla and Israel… you are not as smart as you think |
| Papa Bibi said he deal no good |
| #He's watching the world cup LMAO🤌 |
| At this point, you can just laugh |
| 😂😂😂 |
| The insiders have been relentessly selling |
| Did it also include a 3rd partner who wasn’t part of negotiating the MOU? |
| The valuation absolutely makes sense, the growth rate of the stock is way too fast rn but earnings usually brings it closer to reality for a few weeks \n\nMicron is 100% a 1T+ company, it just can’t continue growing this fast |
| Explain explain explain you f****** idiot |
| Mom, the retard test is finished |
| 35% of Americans have unshakable support for him. |
| Wasn’t the deal signed?? |
| I’m rooting for Mar-A-Lago! |
| fck. Trump ruined my calls for Monday, huh? Let's hope MU and MRVL can stay strong until the opening bell. |
| SQQQ |
| you think there's any reason to hold MU after the short term demand falters?\n\nI put in 10k in MU at 650 kinda for fun, now I have a real position I need to actually track and see what I want to do with lol |
| He said that after the attacks last year. |
| Really explain.Will you explain you f******?Idiot |
| JOOO BIDEN, WAKE UP |
| Hoping that happens, and the semi buls get in. Then there's a tiny relief rally and then MU falls to the depths of hell. |
| Fart of the deal |
| The cover killed me lol 😭 |
| hes clearly on another alt |
| https://preview.redd.it/23cuuc9efb8h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b57824de6ea21a0c11587652a3c3c14854a76dfa\n\n |
| We are living in doubtful times, it stays out |
| Signing anything at Versailles should be considered a spoiler. |
| drank some pomegranate juice and can't stop farting |
| So in reality, this war ends when Israel wants it to end, as they can always instigate further conflict on America's dime. \n\n"No new wars" president btw. |
| We need to cut Israel the hell off. They wouldn’t be shit without all of our toys. Let them fuck around with drones like Ukraine. |
next toilet experience for OP: AI operated robot fabs that use computer vision models to for wafer mask alignment, wafer sort, and physical layout\n\n NVIDIA and TSMC Bring AI Into Fabs to Advance Semiconductor Design and Manufacturing NVIDIA today announced that TSMC, the world’s leading semiconductor company, is using NVIDIA accelerated computing and AI to advance semiconductor design and ma... nvidianews.nvidia.com |
| Bombs on Friday, peace on Monday.\n\nHo hum. |
| When in doubt flop it out. Good motto to live by |
| I think you've earned every right to brag |
| This post is so fucking stupid it hurts |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| #[GUH](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kkc8ev/just_in_case_yall_forgot_this_video_exists/)\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Ya Allah, did you mean to visit r/MuslimNoFap? In challah you will be victorious.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| #👁⃤ *Illuminerdy confirmed* 👁⃤\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| #[AWW YEAH](https://youtu.be/imxxWDgGJOg)\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| PUT YOUR HANDS UP circadiggmigration!!! POLICE ARE ENROUTE! PREPARE TO BE BOOKED FOR PROVIDING ILLEGAL FINANCIAL ADVICE!\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| *This “pivot.” Is it in the room with us now?*\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Ligma?\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| What's updog?\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| "Not really, but that's alright. Next caller!" - Jimmy Shill\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| idk so annoying |
| I think I own a lotion from Nivedea too. And hand cream |
| Except hire competent people. EXCEPT HIRE COMPETENT PEOPLE. |
| I am legit at a loss for words at this level of retardation. |
| You've got to admit the valueation, euphoria and mania does not make sense. |
| Purchasing an oversized hat in protest 🦸♂️ |
| I see what you did there. |
| So it’s Iran’s fault that Israel bombed Lebanon? |
| At some point he's gonna nuke them, and no one will stop him |
| i just chose hinge and gaming/gym besides marriage as I like chilling on the internet and have no life 🤌 |
| if he's putting 50k on 3 month expiration calls, he's not in it for 20k |
| Today is Juneteenth and we don’t see Bearhunter anywhere, what does this mean LMAO 🤌 |
| Best day ever for a lot of regards here, me included |
| On MU for sure, but greater risk greater reward |
| Good enough to post, good enough to take profits. Just some friendly advice. |
| Man, was it a lot? |
| Monday I feel like we moon after this small pullback this week you may be in trouble. |
| AI doesn’t have a global supply chain or patents. |
| AI can make some really good pictures of Mars bases, I guess this is why SpaceX is gonna tank |
| I am 80% up on my MU shares I don't think a world exists where I end up with money lost |
| https://preview.redd.it/o4zi6q14fb8h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ec39dd2f7648b14fe8c385a704030e3eaa89818 |
| https://preview.redd.it/xk1kmcv3fb8h1.jpeg?width=371&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7598b67d221a9d31a645dad44b83ab235cad1554 |
| Nvidia doesn't manufacture their GPU tho. |
| At least today was flat and market didn’t dropped. |
| Brother can I have like 50k |
| Deal or no deal. |
| Is there any other way? I'm here for the democracy 🦸♂️ |
| Art of the deal - chapter 33518 |
| it's your anoos |
| I’m tired, boss |
| Why did WE read this |
| WSB |
| Damn, lost all my credits yesterday (portfolio is zero), just waiting for my weekly refill (paycheck) |
| https://preview.redd.it/kr6tle6zeb8h1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71146bf0255786189d7366746647682180d6cac3\n\n \nnothingburger |
| Op actually might not be in very bad shape. Soxl 280 is close to previous ATH. War is back. Monday we may see a pull back and op might be able to buy below 280 and make a bit profit. At least soxl won’t rip up to 400 on Monday. |
| They don't have a choice. The eu has no real power. |
| Damn, and here I was actually thinking maybe the peace was real this time. Really should have abided by own prediction that this war was never going to end until he’s out of office. |
| IIISSREEEAAAAAL YOU'RE RUINING MY PEACE DEEEAAALLLLLLL!!!!! GAAAWW |
| Even if NVIDIA crashes 50% or 70% it will go back to all time high in a few year\n\n \nI don't hold NVIDIA it will keep going higher forever |
| Not even surprised one bit. Don’t even care anymore. Indexing and chilling, fuck all this back and forth flip flopping bs. |
| its friday |
| Not to brag, but you chumps are in the presence of the 4th most upvoted commenter from a thread 15 days ago 😉 |
| I too drive around with my penis hanging out of my fly 😏😏 |
| Yeah, that’s how far we’ve fallen. Cause I totally believe it. |
| Good thing I got gas yesterday. |
| Wow, this actually lifted my mood and makes me happy to hear. Good job man! I’ve been debt free for several years now and it feels great. Also sacrificed a lot to get there but worth it. This is definitely a different vibe of post for this sub but glad to hear a personal success story based on hard work instead of gambling. |
| Anyone else went into the weekend with Oil calls? |
| https://preview.redd.it/69whva3web8h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=40affa9031fa1128003715b4b9f14ab3294d1e3c |
| https://preview.redd.it/pz5yo2yveb8h1.jpeg?width=1672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92f06a3ba0a251b9d117862aa06de69b1717579a |
| Bold of you to call what he was doing "reps" |
| /r/unexpectedfriends/ |
| Same thing with Broadcom at earnings |
| Yup, whomever listens will make bags |
| No car... can't afford gas |
| Cashed out some stale stocks yesterday. Wait for massive SOXX drop + MU ER |
| #None of these escorts have a clue about Micron & SanDisk. What the fuck you're doing with that $600/hr money lmao 😒🙄🤨 |
| Its really too bad they cant figure out that is- real, is - not part of the agreement. But cmon eyeran, surely its an improvement to keep the JDAMs from falling. Just go to the damn meeting bruh. 🤦♂️ |
| Lmao called it. Israel can't keep itself from bombing its neigbours. That "peace deal" was always coming down. |
| No mistakes be careful - extended reasoning mode enabled |
| I heard Iran is begging to make a deal. |
| I don’t know I usually check declining stocks, nke, cmg, adbe and ibm can do something, ibm still needs time |
| People just bitch about that, too. So he figured fuck it, let’s start World War III. |
| I'm so sick of pretending they wouldn't say "AI" followed by everyone accepting it as normal and moving on. |
| And yet, the buck stops at Trump. |
| I'm impatient, help me retrieve one from 51 |
| lol thanks bro! Not sure if I want to fix one problem to take on a couple more 🤣 |
| What separate a good from a great investor is learning when to take profit. |
| What a loser |
| That’s why you buy and sell both |
| Disclosure Day |
| There is no used EUV machines. Only six companies in the world operate an EUV machine. Each are insanely valuable and are custom installed by ASML. They ship it via several planes. You don't accidentally send an EUV machine. They are heavily backordered and no one will just resell it. There is pretty much no shot China has ASML's EUV machines. Even a part from a EUV machine is unlikely because ASML services all these machines themselves. |
| Yup, and i heard it zoom in on my Johnson |
| Stocks are trying to figure it out too |
| https://preview.redd.it/zwjuow3leb8h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01514849dce03958fecf3f43241cf7b8e7f752c2 |
| Please be true my value stocks have been left for dead |
| https://preview.redd.it/xvb0nowkeb8h1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c4d40b690f7fa23a3ad1bdb91b04890635759ee\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/o87duvhkeb8h1.jpeg?width=1015&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cc64aee7847aac5bf4d7a7a53d2076cd6ed3036 |
| We have a fucking genius over here |
| I can't tell if this is real or satire. |
| Happened to me once but with a covered call of soxl hitting strike after hours and getting exercised. so I lost my 100 shares, with a mini profit from the covered call premium… of course price keeps ripping up after that. |
| I mean, at least Europe is ready to bend over whenever Uncle Sam says so. |
| "The Art of the Deal" amiright? |
| Uh oh they are so fucked. They keep this up he’s gonna keep giving them MORE money! |
| You think he’s actually planning ahead?\n\nThat’s cute. |
| Ah, more stock market manipulation. |
| I am shocked. Shocked I tell you. No one could have predicted this. |
| Vidalia is callin ya boy |
| Go $1M keep port 🚀 option 💪🫂 |
| The skin decay is now uncontrollable, it's way worse than anyone knows. Uncontrollably shitting yourself is the last step before you clock out |
| hear me out - wait for MU to dump after ER and go all in |
| Pre-market Monday: we have a deal that will be signed at end of trading today |
| Balls |
| we get it brother you missed the run |
| https://preview.redd.it/1mdkisxjeb8h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2195d52e14ab9646ccaa2881be4ab21570284b1 |
| How do you know you got "tagged", you mean you drove past one? |
| Hold on…..you have entered the matrix |
| FYI, NVDA does what it does so well, because it developed CUDA and in in-house models to design their chips. They've been doing this for over a decade... \n\nYou need more shit inducing Mexican food for a better epiphany |
| I've never been to either one before but I bet you casinos and probably strip clubs will start doing this soon. Give the new guy a few dance or a win at blackjack, but inly if he bets under a certain amount if money. Get him excited then wreck him.\n\nSame with strip clubs. Give the regulars 6 free dances per year, somewhat randomized, and they will come back like flies on shit. \n\nEdit: either one. Literally I have mever been to a Casino or a Strip Club (unless you ciunt the LA airport and I didn't even play a slot machine once). |
| I want to buy calls. DRAM? |
| Starting with kindergarten |
| Go Mar-a-lago! |
| Could be... the stuff i have heard came from people that work on yachts around wasted billionaires. \n\nIf they released the materials they would lose all their blackmailing powers. \n\nI really dont know that is why I call it a rumor. |
| Oh shocker the orange man said something that will have an impact on the markets when they are closed. I hope he told his friends first! |
| Lots of tough guy tweeting from Trump after the markets close. He’ll flash his pussy again right before futures open on Sunday. |
| OG game of the century |
| Thanks fuckface |
| I’m getting ptsd. These negotiations remind me of my divorce in 2003 it lasted a decade. |
| I swear 90% of these gain plays are people who have multiple brokerage accounts and just move onto the next once their first one goes under. Rinse and repeat |
| $3.79 at the pump today |
| Oh oh I guess it's time for Operation Epstein Worry Part 2: Persian Boogaloo |
| memory and semicon will ignore spy till MU earnings Do with this info what you will |
| I’m going to get a fridge magnet that I can flip over every morning to indicate weather or not we are at war with Iran. |
| I saw lots of \nLosses in last pages but overall 200k win in last week which is still awesome l! |
| inshallah habibi i just want green amen |
| If the Cuban missile crisis occurred under Trump and social media, we’d all be done |
| For real. We've had so many "It's a deal!" "We're gonna destroy them!" back and forths I can't keep track of when we're winning and when we're losing. |
| Sorry libs gotta be owned and whatnot |
| [<image>](https://i.imgur.com/FtK69k7.jpeg) |
| 🤡🤡🤡 |
| Don’t forget to wipe |
| All he had to do was getting a stroke and fucking die. |
| Proud of you |
| Oh my God I'm so shocked.... |
| LOL. That's what they were saying 8 years ago. |
| It's a Friday, why is anyone surprised at all |
| Only all of saw this coming |
| Lmao. Taco don |
| Never underestimate the power of mash, friend |
| Any good L4D2 mods out lately? |
| He could have done that his whole life and would be better off. He kept fucking with his money. |
| Minus ten points to all the cucks out there claiming that Bibi doesn't own Orangeo. |
| You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out |
| Little ass, bitch ass, bitch. IMHO, of course. |
| Wish I had an award to give you |
| Not the whole Musk! The reparations are only 300B, so about a 1/3 of a Musk should cover it. |
| > Until at one point AI gets so good that it can be used to design a GPU\n\nThere's about 15 years of education you'd need to absorb to understand how fucking brain-dead this take is. |
| I do agree it’s pretty close |
| 🚢 🛳️ traffic resumed! We good on calls. 😎👌 |
| I am pretty new to all this stock market and stuff. I want to know why did MRVL dip towards end of the day even though it is going for s&p 500 on monday |
| This dudes a joke |
| No. I can't blink. My eyes are always closed in my prison photos. |
| Legedary Joe Science, one day I'll meet this masterful mind |
| Only one put. Who is this rain man? |
| I was 1500 away from new ATH in my portfolio before 🥭 decided to open his hole again 🤷 |
| If you dont know the hot keys you were beat already |
| You may find yourself flying to Epstein island, meeting a beautiful girl. |
| Snip snap snip snap |
| Holy smokes. I've been a silent observer for a couple years. I should maybe change my portfolio...and will definitely look out for next year's post. |
| The plan is to destroy the Iranian economy by destroying the global economy first. Pure genius from America’s finest economic and strategic minds. |
| Fake news 📰 |
| Next deal will end up paying Iran $600b |
| Interesting take. \n \nThe Dougan/Russia situation is real but the claims are essentially unverified. He's been making these assertions for years without ever releasing the material. The broader "Epstein Files" story involves real hacks and leaks (Israeli PM emails, FBI breach), but there's no documented evidence of video files being exfiltrated by someone in New Zealand or from Russia/Israel specifically. This feels like conflation of multiple real stories into a speculative claim. |
| lol I hate kegseth as much as anyone but most redditors would be lucky to bench just the bar. I could bench 135 41 times because fuck that guy, but it wouldn’t be easy. |
| 35000 in a robo invest and 5k on 0dte spy calls. |
| Start by running for public office |
| Why did I read this |
| Again? |
| How many times has Iran been finished now?? |
| https://preview.redd.it/y98zkr6pdb8h1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9062006ca20b1d37ccefa67a344954c96cea9151 |
| lol we’re so fucked, can we please have adults back in charge? |
| Lmfao nvidia does a lot more than design gpus |
| according to rumours Iran asked for $1T in reparations. Makes sense since Trump is so happy about the $300B deal he made |
| Sold a Cash secured put and will probably be assigned the shares next week :/ will turn around and start selling covered calls to reap the premium back haha |
| I'm a theoretical scientist and I can confirm it's how it works. |
| This is the honest answer. He wants everyone to buy our oil, but he's not gonna get to the conclusion that forces anyone to buy it, especially not when they can get it from Russia or the middle east for less money |
| It’s going to bleed a bit or be flat, then pump 3% when the next round of bullshit gets delivered. This isn’t different than the last ten times. Puts will get wrecked. Buy shares or calls. |
| I got tagged on a flock camera today, isn't that right mr. assigned CIA agent reading this? 🦸♂️ |
| Man can we plz open the fuckin’ casino. I have to talk to my wife and kids. I can only pretend to have the flu so much every weekend. |
| Holidays are the perfect time for shitty announcements. |
| Unfortunately no. We’re going through reserves and he even admitted it on tv during the G7… |
| Just because ai designs it someone still has to make it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/gx9rddyjdb8h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f29573c0c0aca2c6ce0edd534a3245f487e33f9c |
| He realized everyone saw his deal for the surrender it was and now he is throwing a temper tantrum to show he isn't weak. |
| Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| My last words before being given a sedative were:AHHHHHHHFUCKYOUCANADAAHHHHHH |
| 4 months 60k |
| Username checks out |
| It's like that one manager that always wants to stand out in meetings but coincidentally everytime he's on holiday things get done faster and better. |
| 🤌 |
| Why would Trump being angry at Israel make him drop bombs on Iran, lol. He literally said "Stocks up, oil down." Midterms are coming up. JD is already sending clear signals he wants to run in 28 and he is distancing himself from the Pro-Israeli cause. |
| Where are you seeing it pumping? |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry should short MU instead of NVDA. What a boomer LMAO 🤌 |
| Let me get this straight: you think Iran has $300b+ dollars in frozen assets? |
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| This one is tough. Perhaps he has a fuck to give, but refuses, and indicates thus by saying he could? Perhaps he is incapable of fuck-giving, and misspoke, intending couldn’t all along? |
| How many times can they run this con? I think they are going for the record. But hey, as long as we regards keep playing... |
| Way to call my bluff, wish i had it to button mash my way to victory |
| Imagine not seeing this coming... It was inevitable. And honestly it's time for either boots on the ground or drones overhead if these guys are gonna use the straight of hormuz to hold the entire world hostage. I realize it's their only leverage, but f em, we can't let the IRGC run that country in place of an actual sane government. They're asking to be annihilated at this point. Sucks for the civilians who wanted nothing to do with this |
| I’m tired boss. |
| Is this from yesterday? |
| Sure Don, attack them again with our dwindling arms supply and oil reserves. What could go wrong. |
| Gentlemen and regards how are we doing on this fine Friday evening? |
| Just put it back down and back away slowly. You'll be happier. |
| I like DRAM for 50% of the port, SOXX is alright but i think DRAM has better picks |
| How do they determine how much of each stock is in it? |
| L O L |
| That peace deal lasted a few days. This guy loves to stir things up on a Friday. |
| he’s daytrading on margin with under $25,000!\n\nThe future is nao! |
| 👏👏👏 |
| Don't even talk to me if youve never read the shampoo bottle. |
| $100 on Haiti against Brazil would make me only $1900. I rather donate the $100 to Mr. Market. |
| Fuck yeah bro! Keep it up! Soon you might be able to afford a few sugar babies |
| zug zug |
| Games up |
| I got my name for her picked out and everything. Little worried about software crashes and 500psi jaw servos... |
| My uber driver asked me why no traffic in nyc I told him Juneteenth he had no idea what that is. I also forgot lol |
| So says Pete Kegsbreath. |
| Bet |
| SOXX and chill is better for making money now. |
| The post AVGO earnings dip made me about $45k after buying calls on a number of tickers.. Let's do it again. |
| I know. The same goes for me. |
| Markets are forward-looking - the repricing will happen before the buildout is complete. Timing it will be impossible, so if you believe that the ROI will be real, then you should position yourself accordingly.\n\nPersonally, I think it will happen sooner rather than later. Semis (specifically, hardware/memory) are being priced as if capex will never slow down. Once it inevitably does, they will fall off a cliff. There's probably a bit of upside left in them, but it's getting close to picking up pennies in front of a steamroller. |
| hahaha i want to buy leaps but dont want to get IV crushed |
| Art Of The Dipshit |
| https://preview.redd.it/94pvnbd2db8h1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb0434cd9ffab0f82ca27223bd9d79791942be12 |
| Meh, 5 digits means a gamble could be life changing, 18 digits means it doesn't matter anyways. Perspective matters Broski. |
| Because it was his 40th rep of 135. Reddit dorks just post the video without context then act like they could even lift the bar. |
| Unfortunately, i think were cooked fellow Clark hater |
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| the reserves are all near empty not just in the US. I really doubt they want to fill up the reserves at these peak prices. Recently released Iranian oil (coming out of domestic storage) is flooding the supply and has got to put downward pressure on prices. Bringing oil down is a global effort right now. Even Macron wants to help. US is not going back to war but might pivot away from Israel. I firmly believe in Trump when he said "Stocks up, oil down." |
| He can't even surrender right. |
| We went decades knowing his shit character and they still tripled down |
| if it makes you feel better i used to spend time researching "slots strategies" lmfao |
| Cry wolf too many times nobody will believe anything anymore from either side. |
| Who didn't see this coming? Bullshit deal |
| LOL, Ok. |
| Can I have some |
| Oh my god. Its flattening. |
| Is it the weekend? I can't tell. |
| Get some for earnings, they finna print, mamma mia 🤌 |
| Where was this list made? |
| Tomorrow starts the talk about a peace deal next week, until Tuesday when it will be declared complete, only to fail again by Thursday and see threats of annihilation by Friday. |
| unfortunately i don’t relate this portion anymore |
| Raise the moral of the American population: China is just copying us, relax, they're not innovating and leaving us in the dust. |
| >Trump does not give a shit about the stock market\n\nHilarious joke bro |
| I am Jack's complete lack of surprise |
| It'd be nice to have a leader that didn't talk like a 5th grader on the playground |
| One of you cowards get on War2 remastered and fight me. |
| Didn’t realize the futures hours were closing early so I’m accidentally long gasoline over the weekend and technically speaking this is the best thing I could have seen this afternoon |
| Just got done reading a 300k+ MU short loss LMAO 🤌 |
| Wait no but seriously |
| Has trading closed by any chance? |
| MSTR gains are diabolical holy shit. |
| Yeah, I’m gonna say the screenshot is faked |
| I’ve lost count is this the 65th or the 75th time Trump has won the war against Iran? |
| SOXX -30% Come on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/ahla1gakcb8h1.png?width=896&format=png&auto=webp&s=af287ed33eded9a01b9ef671d6d4b01a4f61d721 |
| No that’s false. My dad is Joe Science |
| Trump is just fucking with the economics of the USA. His buddies are getting rich from the stocks whenever he says Iran is going to have a ceasefire. |
| Money made from puts just hits different. You make bank from some shithole scam company capitulating and its shareholders driven to poverty, while you watch the carnage. Coming soon to semis and memory 😏 |
| Saturday wait\n\nMonday market takes the bait\n\nFriday we manipulate |
| One tin a time bro, slow it down. |
| pls anyone but Clark, need him to shoot an 82 tomorrow |
| Lol. These estimates are obviously too optimistic, but you are also being incredibly pessimistic. \n\nThere are already data centers in space dude. The question is more one of scale. Maybe you're thinking data centers in space means like massive buildings floating around? It's not that. \n\nGo read up on it. It's not really far off. And try to be more positive |
| Why is iran finished? Israel perpetuated it... |
| why couldnt we all just have shut up for once and allow trump to embarass himself by making the deal? \n\nnooooo we all had to publicly make fun of him to the point he threw a tantrum and cancelled negotiations. |
| The thing is he started with 5m |
| I’m not seeing anything about this on zero hedge. Fake news. |
| Fr. I was all hyped that I bought SPY calls right before the pop at end of day….\n\nNow I’m… not |
| Should've invested in the private sector if you don't like government holidays. 🤷♂️ |
| Look at that picture. Trump is not well. |
| On a Friday as per usual. |
| Lebanon is, and pay attention here, a whole other thing to **Iran.**\n\nTwo different countries. Very far apart. Different people. Different agreements. |
| Fukkking MSTR \nMike got me good |
| Imagine you fuck up terribly in Iran, you finally get the bleeding to stop and then Israel does the most ignorant shit, because, well....\n\nAnd then you get mad at Iran for Israel being a jackass. Control your damn dog you idiot. |
| That's the pump before the dump |
| Buy SanDisk calls, I made $100k in May 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Good thing we have a dust bowl developing in the west/midwest US too. |
| thank you |
| Tue shart of the deal. |
| I hope this is a fucking copypasta because holy shit |
| Did the INTC guy investing Nana's money keep his shares?\n\nHe'd be a freaking millionaire now. |
| You wouldn't |
| Every fiber of my being was screaming dont get calls friday 😭 |
| 24-36 hours of hype before he TACOs, juuuuust in time for monday markets. |
| borat was wondering where you've been |
| **joe biden** |
| Tell them to IPO again |
| i think i read somewhere those machines take 94 containers to move |
| Trump isn’t doing shit, the handlers are doing the real work. |
| Ooh, I just remembered that if I trade the etf and not options I could actually buy after hours.\n\nBiggest issue is I'm short an SNDK print that is currently on track to go to 0, but probably not before MU earnings. I have to decide whether to take some profit but leave a bunch on the table or risk getting wrecked. In practice if SNDK pumps, that's also not ideal because the strike isn't much outside the money now. |
| Didn’t he already beat Obama in the time spent golfing metric? He’s moved on |
| Oh good! More market manipulation for the boys! |
| No chance this wasnt the outcome right? |
| This got a lol from me goddam that's good |
| We gonna just nuke them now or what? |
| I have also been selling puts on MU for past year. Always bottom fishing for beer money. So the question is wed put sale strike |
| This is incredible pathetic, these guys have managed to make the word of the USA worthless. |
| Right TACO, right. |
| Oi, Hughie |
| no he's not |
| Next minute - 400 billion dollars in reparations |
| I guess this was a lie |
| Iran is going to get $600 billion in July. Mark my words |
| Tbh the shit they don’t update actually still works |
| Who didn't see this coming 🙄?\nRouge vassal state |
| Made 50k on Friday. Lost 175k this week. I'm going to stop playing with options for a while |
| Hot take: The “grown ups” are negotiating in the background while the baby has meltdowns on social media |
| Ya it hurts. I still have 50k and taking a way more conservative approach with leaps and wheeling. Lucky enough to have a few 100k in 401k as well. But it does hurt but still valuable knowledge. |
| or alive to see the original star wars in theaters |
| He is a Bubba blower, so as much as they want. |
| Wow what a power play by a guy who just told everyone that the U.S. was four weeks away from running out of reserves in this war.\n\nMfker said "you underestimate my power" eighteen times in a row |
| Hmm I hadn't heard that aspect of the rumor... |
| 20+\*\*\*\* |
| Called it. Not that it should surprise anyone at this point |
| Man you guys are retarded |
| If you don't know where Planet Lovetron is, STFU |
| Entertainment typically costs money. The best alternative is computer gaming. But ill say this - nothing - not even sex can replicate the rush of options or a hot casino run on slots. I didnt do slots for very long though, i like to have more control over the losing game im playing. |
| Buy the dip! |
| Slaver |
| He isn't capable of that level of 4D chess |
| Nope |
| No. I expected nothing. I just think it's funny that diplomatic documents are being signed via DocuSign. That's literally all my comment was about. You are digging way too deeply into my comment. |
| Germany should send me reparations for stealing my grandma’s cow in ww2. |
| They’ve been finished since the first week of April and somehow they got the better end of the tentative deal so |
| Thanks. I made an x account recently to view some people with stock suggestions. Only following 2-3 accounts so far. |
| “We were on a ceasefire!” |
| Is the pump in the room? |
| If you weren't alive for the 90's Chicago Bulls please keep your opinions to yourself. |
| Gotta move to deep south Georgia I guess. |
| It's a 3 day weekend. It's fun to FUD when you can't do anything. |
| Any Crsr baggies? We can start a cult |
| I just have heard a set of the Epstein Files Tapes got hacked from Russia or Isreal by someone in NZ or a copy made its way there. I honestly dont know if it is 100 percent bullshit. \n\nI do wonder though with that cop who ran to Russia with the tapes what js going and why it isnt such a huge headline. John Dougan.\n\n |
| Fine, in the meantime I will continue to get 10% returns weekly with my memory and semi stocks. It will be years until hyperscalers are done with the buildout. Dead money |
| Watching that ⛳️ at ShinneCOCK |
| That's MR. Art of the Deal to you buddy. |
| One of the big perks about a sex robot is she can give you a deep tissue massage for free 💆♂️ \n\nI used to pay $160 for 2 hours\n\nJust imagine you sitting on her lap, her legs wrapped around your body, her soft hands caressing you, ohhh la laaaaa I can't wait for 2030+ 🥰 |
| No it doesn't. It makes sense to earmark the bulk and reenter the casino with, at least, ten stacks of high society. |
| He has to make a deal because he was getting too much heat on the stock market and inflation. Deal is worse in history and he gets heat and made fun of for it. So he tacos. Very predictable, very sad |
| Not in that health |
| The difference between 24 hour news and live news is one google search away. \nhttps://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/6/19/us-announces-new-round-of-israel-lebanon-talks-in-washington-next-week?traffic_source=rss |
| 300. He’d have lost 300. |
| No. He's predictable. The fact that his voters voted for him when they were repeatedly told he would be like this... well... |
| If you are tired of all these mang0 shit remember that there is still 2+ years of this |
| Priced in. |
| Remember when presidential "diplomacy" wasn't just a bunch of howler monkey tweets on social media? Pepperidge Farms is sick of this fuck too. |
| Trump is focused on the wrong enemy. The main obstacle to reaching any working peace agreement is Israel, not Iran. They won't allow any peace in Middle East |
| Yes |
| What was that phrase that Trump used to Zelenskyy? You don't have any cards? Yeah I don't think this guy has any cards. I don't even think he has a table to put the cards down on. And I think trump's hands are too little to hold cards. We're effed |
| This gives off hardhat vibes \n\n🥭: "no the new numbers came in JPow I have them right here" |
| Friday already? |
| Markets are closed now, right? Coinkydink ? |
| https://preview.redd.it/dta6udk3bb8h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc4456763efbe3f4c6fed76367e176cfbdf7bd73\n\n |
| White hat from NZ leaked Dialog guest list for Thiel’s molestation summit. |
| Bullish lie = bullish\n\nBearish lie = bullish (since it was a lie) |
| USA ... WHAT THE ACTUAL ABSOLUTE FUCK ... you mf we're paying like $7.5 a gallon for petrol in EU, get a fucking grip of this fucker or put him in a retiring home ... |
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| Israel is always going to do this. Jesus, figure it out already. |
| That feeling when you invest in your town and npc’s say they don’t wanna work because Juneteenth |
| Lmfaooo |
| I'm tired boss. |
| scientist arent real! |
| Conservatives are not serious people. |
| I’ve lost more than that actually gambling |
| That's a few copies haha |
| Right, AI will code all those SaaS companies out of existence. And then AI will design NVDA out of the game as well. Cause NVDA doesn't actually make GPUs, they just make a design for them. And AI is so good, big tech will just use AI to skip NVDA in the process. Cause AI is just so good. |
| Puts on Scotland. |
| I'm a scientist, and that actually is how it works 🦸♂️ |
| I mean it's Friday what did you expect?\n\n |
| So he's going to surrender a second time? |
| Who knew how closely winning resembles losing big-time? |
| Of course they lie but whats the motivation for this. Just to stirr up shit. |
| I'm listening, go on |
| At this point I might just stop caring about this situation\nI was just listening to CNN on the radio and they said the exact opposite - a peace deal (of sorts ) had been struck and the straight was opening again. Though my gas has been oddly going down. It's down like 60¢\n\nI always ask this but do we have any idea who is even running Iran now? And wasn't their soccer team just here?\n |
| Are you talking about the limp noodle wrist guy? |
| Go watch squid games bro |
| For the gay bears, notice there are no puts in the trade history |
| thats not how any of this works |
| Portfolio also ‘FINISHED’. |
| 100% |
| The irony of this pic is the fat chick would be much more likely to be American. |
| Finished cuz they won? Finished cuz they get 300 Billion? |
| Fake your way into a high level position to sabotage Ai? I would never 🦸♂️ |
| I mean it's one ceasefire Michael, how much could it cost? 300 billion dollars? |
| Wait so deal or no deal? |
| Does anyone in your personal life know |
| Thanks bro you’re a hero |
| my mans just fucking gambling on options shit |
| 1. Pray to Intel Nana\n2. Calls\n3. When you lose money, no crying in the casino. \n4. Sloppys behind Wendy's start at a dollar.\n\nHappy regarding. |
| What kidneys? 🤔 sold mine long ago, both! Liver too ! Sperm and blood doner, put it all in Trump coins. If I still had balls, I’d leverage them too, but I’ve lost them along the way. 😃 |
| Can never relax in this market\n\n*Processing img k9s4jfbmab8h1...* |
| Nice strawman. Where did I say they were clueless? I know that you understand technology as well as you think you do. This is projection on your part. Take your example of jet engines. They've had the copies for decades at this point and none of them are as good as in the west. Why is that? Why can't they "simply" copy them? Well it's because putting something together isn't the only part of making something. All technology is built off what was built before it and it requires multiple technologies being leveled up to make the one thing. Jet engines specifically need very exacting metallurgy. That's a technology China doesn't have at the level required. Lithography requires very exacting glass making that China does not have. Even ASML uses Zeiss glass. Please continue to tell me what I don't know...... |
| Nah I get it this was me at one point, had a hot streak on slots got destroyed.\n\nBUT, I took the hint and stopped going so much lol. |
| I think its way more then once now, he lost the 12 day war, he lost the main shooting war, he lost the truce which Israel broke, he lost the next truce wheich Israel broke, and so on. Its becoming a lifestyle for him at this point. |
| nothing much, just weird bcuz he hangs out with her. just weird that she starts talking about it with me for no reason |
| Oi SCOTTLAND GORDON RAMSEY FISH N CHIPS |
| It's literally math, no feelings involved, lol. |
| This is the most confusing time to be alive |
| So… can we officially put this war in the loss column for the US? |
| Dip being dipping, at least I can keep on buying shares of companies/etfs for cheaper would be what I would do if I had any money. |
| fatigue |
| if the idea is that 400 billion to open up the straight is worth it to lower oil prices\n\nwell you could have just subsidized the oil here for a lot less fuck face |
| nobody cares about either |
| I’ve lost that trading in the last 6 months |
| Hope you are right on this one. 😊 |
| he is rich by daddy's money and corruption. but he has now the power to make things move. crazy world. |
| Wait guys so stocks going up or down on Monday??? |
| Have a good weekend, assholes |
| 90 minutes my ass. No wonder europoors are behind. |
| That reflection pool is a disaster LOL. The hydrogen peroxide used to kill the algae is separating the paint! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 \n\nWhat a 🤡 show |
| You're buying critical hardware companies during a capex cycle? Wow you must be some sort of investing genius. Nobody else thought of that. \n\nAgain, no shit, Sherlock. Of course cyclical hardware companies are outperforming right now. That doesn’t mean that hyperscalers won't take off once they start to get ROI from all the capex. I believe there will be a rotation out of semis and into hyperscalers once we get closer to the actual planned delivery of the AI infrastructure buildout. That doesn't mean tomorrow, but the rotation will likely be quick when it comes. So if you remain all in on semis and have no exposure to hyperscalers, you're going to lose your shirt. |
| Can we’re get downstairs members too. I went to the Washington monument, and now 🍆 is living rent free in my head. Also, fucking print on Monday MSFT you tease. |
| Strait is open. Not sure why people are saying it closed (most likely bears wanting to cash in on puts)\n\nI hope spy goes green though. |
| "Don't go to war with Iran, you win the war and lose the negotiations." DJT 2020 |
| Europeans are more classy with their corruption. |
to the all the regards who think "china took our manufacturing jobs"\n\n https://x.com/BaldwinRE/status/2067859441207366023/photo/1 x.com |
| Where do I buy the course |
| Idk man i saw them wink at eachother |
| USA won again, bullish next week |
| Is the strait of oil open or not? \nIs spy going to be green or not? \nAm I going to be broke or not? |
| 60k is a A LOT man. If you had fun thats what counts. If 60k is tiny for you (like, you got 100's thousands) then id reckon nows a good point to ask yourself if the fun is still worth it. You should know by now how its rigged. |
| Really glad I bought gas earlier this week. |
| i did 7/17 385 strike at $374 yesterday.\n\nWe going to make it |
| Who would've thought |
| Not European, but I have a friend in Canada who only buys Canada etf because (and I use his words here) moral grounds. |
| Yes to both though the market wasn't actually open today |
| Wait we want LDL to go down my guy |
| Damn oil is pumping |
| https://preview.redd.it/psw0qyr4ab8h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=399e71ca2a8ac5442db9e33ed5461526846f9bc5\n\n |
| I hope my MSFT 7/31 call print. Went in at $380 strike so it’s bleeding right now. |
| Like clockwork. The market ain't gonna manipulate itself. |
| Iran getting 300 billion in cash reparations and not black people is fucked up lmaoooooo |
| Imma be fr with y'all bc fuck it.\n\nI've been trading for 6 years and I've lost roughly $100k total.\n\nCan anyone else here top that? |
| Sure when the schedule is weak |
| Not gonna lie, the stadiums I've seen in the US during the world cup so far are damn beautiful |
| Sir, you're down 20% on shares and you're posting this shit? |
| You know what would really distract us from the files? Aliens again 🦸♂️ |
| Whomp-whomp. |
| Maybe vote for that next time? |
| It was almost 24 hrs! Cup is half full now. |
| Exactly. It’s as if people suddenly forgot that wars = stock market go up. |
| ah its friday |
| Hear me out. Livestreamed sex robots. A pornstar wears more specialized motion capture suit and a platform sells robotic devices that move in the same way as the live-streamed pornstar. You can sell microtransactions like it spitting in your mouth and putting cigarettes out on you. Twitch send the limo |
| Shocking goy |
| they are kicked around in europe, countries are getting ashamed of doing business with them. BULLISH! |
| ...go on... |
| Do they still get the $300 billion? |
| you wont make it that long |
| How do you inside trade then? |
| Should’ve praised him for signing the deal. Stroke his ego and he’d be more likely to pile on the Israelis for ruining it. |
| Then later i post on my socials that i will annihilate him |
| And fuel to transport it all. \n\nIf truckers can't fill their rigs, your grocery store isn't getting its delivery. |
| Damn, Scottish national anthem is kinda bad ass ngl |
| Must have been the new hydration breaks |
| Big fat silicon sex robot titties 😋😋😋😋 |
| I'm just thankful I'll have you freaks to laugh along with as the world craters. |
| He misunderstood Elon’s tweet about $10T or bust. |
| Bro i had such a damn good time lol nothing like it really. It really is like that nana in the casino who keeps going even though she knows it burns money. Its a fun habit. Especially since i know how to play with jane. |
| So, calls it is, got it |
| So if I’ve lost roughly 60k this year on SPY options. Do I also get to be a part of the exclusive cool kids club. I feel like it’s all just a drop in the bucket and paying dues to the market. Previously I had a 100k buy and hold account. I was frozen on growth so jumped into options. Hasn’t been going well for year 1, but long term the knowledge and what I’ve learned about myself and this market is priceless. |
| LDL is the good one, right? If yes, puts on your health and condolence.\n\nEat more fatty fish. |
| The beatings will continue until morale improves. |
| Relation is how much you can buy with that in India vs in the US. And stop yelling. |
| Guys, it’s not like anyone could have seen this coming okay! |
| This better not fuck my calls. I’d prefer to sell them for a profit or at the very least break even next week smh |
| Remind me-50 years. |
| Market must’ve closed |
| nothing wrong with mine rn |
| Still playing the stock market with this shit huh |
| But he's the guy who wrote the "art of the deal", you americans should consider yourselves lucky lol |
| GYGDAOTIAGOB |
| Successfully made me read it in a Cartman voice. Nice. |
| That's me selling my SanDisk calls for 200% gain then watching it expire at 800%, fuck! |
| it's like asking - why do people have \*\*\* with european people. i mean, if you got a hobby, you gotta diversify and try new things! |
| I always forget evil wins. Do better ignorant fool |
| LMFAO |
| eh, cancer is good for u....... |
| What country are you in? |
| What grade are you in? |
| This is revenge for those Christian monks who stole the silk worm eggs and mulberry seeds from the Chinese over a thousand years ago. |
| This title is completely misleading and unethical |
| We only have oil for four more weeks, but Iran didn't realize he's just gonna past a law adding 30 more days to each week. |
| quite a bizzaro world...... |
| Not only is the market going down but so is my LDL cholesterol. Now I’ve aged mysely |
| The war was on a ceasefire |
| Clearly the US is under a stress test with Iran. Question is by what state? This is all data. It’s a push-every-button to see how far they will go, how they respond, how long supplies last, how allies respond, etc. |
| if you bought shares at the current price and it hit $15 you would 10x regard |
| Sure Jan. |
| Because the USA game finished. |
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| she has a mood and/or personality disorder, and she will ruin your life |
| He's trying to lure men into the last stall |
| USA already played! We we won! |
| What are you wearing rn? |
| I hope you get the help you need. |
| Naaaaa… the fomo will go on🚀 |
| I like CRML & KRMN |
| You didnt lose 1 trade? |
| Skill issue |
| yeah I played some soccer as a kid. can be fun to play sometimes. watching it rough though |
| Crap wife and I were gonna watch it tonight was it really that bad? Just to make sure we’re taste matching, what r some good movies in your opinion |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| !banbet |
| Thank god there’s now a possibility for another ceasefire |
| Papa Netanyahu told him no. |
| Yes lets keep doing the same thing and expect different results |
| \*Thursday\n\n\*edit There’s no data until Thursday |
| Positive mindset bro.\n\nYou didn't lose money. You gained losses. |
| China is pissing themselves laughing as they prepare to take Taiwan. |
| Have you no shame? |
| Roundhouse kick and ask if she dreamt that |
| I hope we bomb the hell out of karg island and everything else, all their power. Plants, their bridges, all their infrastructure. Send them back to the stone ages. Remember do it |
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| Couch pivot tho |
| legit just talked to me casually about me and my best friend fking her like wtf man, why even start that conversation |
| SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP |
| It's unreal how we are ok with Israel dictating US foreign policy and derail months of negotiations and everyone is sort of meh about it. |
| maybe after a 20:1 split |
| Which is why I never want to make MD |
| I can't believe this is the first time I see this lmao. This meme is just savage. |
| Ive spent (and lost) most of the 20k ive bet almost exlusively on options since last year. I think this makes me a cool 😎👊 person cuz most wouldnt last a week with this habit. Let me just say the things ive learned about the market since then are priceless. In other words, ive seen some shit.\n\n> To give you an idea of the extreme bets id take on a daily basis, id pick a strike and throw an order for 100 contracts at once **ABOVE** the ask. This is why jane hates me so damn much lol. |
| Too bad he already told the world that the US was staring at tank bottoms. \n\nFucking idiot.... |
| Are we going to obliterate their nukes again |
| Empty that tanker 🫡 |
| How did EVEERYONE except Trump know that this was going to fail? |
| Agentic trading designed to suck even more money out of retards. Cant have a crash on a long weekend can buy poots or calls |
| Ai gay porn |
| If you buy both it stops moving |
| did they issue a recall for zyns lately? mine always end up tasting like blood and coming out red |
| https://preview.redd.it/0nuwnr139b8h1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f017b62e841d68d05a15f2a6419f88a070ba8a41 |
| STRZ and HIMS |
| https://preview.redd.it/x72dpwl19b8h1.png?width=588&format=png&auto=webp&s=710096437ef5c1193242deed25265c054f6e7192\n\n |
| Thought they closed at 1pm edt? |
| Retuuuurn of the mack\n\nRetuuuurn of the mack |
| She did not say it was a good dream. |
| He could golf 24h a day and never sleeps |
| This is my gamble money (margin), my money goes straight into investing |
| Still making money off him |
| MSFT Calls and IBIT puts yesterday think these have a chance of printing |
| how the fuck do you not know if you shipped a 400 million dollar piece of equipment to the worlds second largest country? |
| Can we just not defend Israel anymore and let them fight their own wars? |
| Show her your dick. She wants you |
| because buying stocks is fun |
| the dijiridoos I saw were expensive as fuck. would rather spend more on experiences, and that's what I did.\n\nI did buy a handmade drum went I went to south africa though. much more affordable & very cool thing to have |
| It's because dumbass announced on live TV that the US only has a few weeks of oil reserves left. \n\nIsrael hating the deal, made sure to fuck it up, to put the US in a position where we are forced to rely on Israel to end the blockade, giving Israel the upper hand. |
| everything reminds me of her |
| Public sentiment is bad, i dont see them doing too well. Faster money in other areas imo |
| You know the way there are bans coming out for youth in social media? Can we also ban politicians from social media too? |
| I feel like people that only read the headline without reading the details are going to buy puts. |
| Nah. Then how would he become a corrupt billionaire? |
| What’s that, oh the futures market is closed now?\n\n***Nukes Iran*** |
| Sooo we're going to owe them $1 T after this. |
| What |
| daily shitpost\nSend money. \nHelp me find my account \nI’m a poor again |
| Bro. It's was Fkn terrible. Best part is that halfy Asian chick. |
| He got railed in court of public opinion and blew the deal up lol |
| I somehow knew this was going to happen when i saw him sign the deal with his stock market chart signature. |
| Right on cue for Friday before the markets close. |
| MSFT should definitely be in 2026 bag. Whether it will go well or not is yet to be seen. |
| Don’t you dare put that on poor Jesus! |
| Why do some people buy European stocks? Not even I buy any of them |
| Number of people surprised= 0 |
| why does this girl in my class tell me she dreamt of having a threesome with me and a friend of mine, like we literally dont even hang out |
| Also:\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_Point_Hospital |
| Everyone talking shit about how bad his deal was couldn’t stop themselves they had to do it. Even Obama had to say something… who couldn’t have predicted this? |
| Siri play "Fortunate Son" |
| TACO |
| Until Sunday. Then it's Peace Deal Time again. |
| Anyone find some new stonks? I remember finding open and Nebius on here but lately it's just all the same shit that's already run up 900%. |
| Don’t you put that hope my puts print on me. Don’t you do that to me Ricky Donny! |
| So you solution is to kill thousands of people? |
| ai porn |
| Where is the link? |
| Govt without due process |
| First of all how USA could determine who can buy an European machine |
| Notice how they’re the only civilized countries in the world as well |
| Obviously, they need to manipulate the market all summer |
| premium is high and they can easily get destroyed by theta and iv collapse though. |
| The Art of the MOU. |
| ai porn |
| So red on Monday? |
| The beating will continue until morale is improves mentality. |
| Odd.\n\n\nForeigners and the cringe left of reddit told me we surrendered. |
| This is getting ridiculous |
| https://preview.redd.it/cwwgzipd8b8h1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=447babb32239438ed4d4e54d780ddaea63e116c4\n\n |
| It’s 90 minutes re\*ard? And a Baseball game is fucking boring and goes on for hours and hours. |
| Er I mean, off in, whose camper they were whacking. |
| ??? |
| If hold u would be rich man |
| The dankest one out there rn … |
| Based |
| Okay I’ve done my homework. I’m in. What’s your profit taking senior? |
| Millennials when the movie isn’t MCUslop #203 with extra CGI |
| 116%? rookie numbers. Ive seen the stock that shal not be named at 200% plus and sit there |
| Honestly, I don’t think the issue will be that it’s expensive. I think we are going to see fuel rations return. Like maybe they cap it at $5 a gallon, but with only so much being sold to each license plate per week. It’s nightmarish, but slightly less so than letting gas hit its natural ceiling. |
| Fucking Israel. Fuck that satanyahoo and his cronies |
| how is a profitable AI service going to look like? |
| A cups n cake all day |
| Ban all military sales to Isreal and they will be on board with a peace plan really fast. |
| Give it to me |
| Both Israel and Iran have the full files, that's why he can't take any stance. |
| Only place in Australia i've been is Darwin. Was like going back in time. Wish i'd have picked up one of those dijiridoos. |
| I’m buying more oil and will lose more money somehow. |
| the premiums are too high for an average regard. |
| The moment you get a six pack shirt on gyms just disappear😔 |
| libtard |
| Bullrun still raging |
| The smell. There are numerous reports about the miasma he is emitting. |
| No more Ferengi presidents, please. |
| Balanced as all should be |
| Anyone is really surprised about this?\n |
| How do you think their assets are frozen? |
| In the grand scheme of things. What happens if the us market goes down and never recovers. Wouldn't that mean world wide catasophe? Given the chances of that has the market learned that a crash that 100% recovers makes no sense.\n\n |
| Bo burnham 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Trump obviously sold 'protection' to Israel, who is obviously cashing in on it. |
| Monday cease fire falls apart. \nTuesday’s stock price breaks my heart. \nThursday job at Wendy’s starts. \nFriday I’m in debt. |
| lol that’s gonna be a negative for me dawg. I’ll invest again but I’ll be one of those lame buy and hold for decades guy |
| Holy shit I just started reading this, so god damn funny. |
| Yeah, but can you nive these marching orders on january first of every year please. thanks. |
| Why would it do that tho? Cant find any new news finacial juice |
| Bezo’s wife rode a chain of slowly increasing in wealth dicks until she made it to the very top. You can too |
| Car! |
| He was never faithfully negotiating peace. The big paycheck was likely just so he can try to say he attempted to give them everything for peace, but they refused, after he levels the country |
| Trynna to goon but thinking about the Strait of Hormuz |
| Iran deal off the table again thanks to Israel |
| Maybe if Trump keeps losing the Iranians will feel sorry for him and stop? |
| Ah yes the old taco Friday pump and dump. Let’s see, short the market Monday followed by miraculous deal by next Wednesday? |
| Art of the deal. |
| America is my favorite piggybank |
| what u talkin bout |
| Pltr a good buy at $100? |
| bro got screwed by a holiday |
| # CUTE BUSTY LATINA OKKKKKKK |
| Thanks for your response. I wounder why KEEL is so popular on reddit compared to Hive in that case ? I think you need to put up a DD lol for Hive |
| Hello I'm a regard in bets, is this a really bad move? |
| You took profits before losing it all? Why the hell are you posting in this sub? |
| It would be more egregious during market hours IMO. |
| Dang |
| and then |
| Could be worse, I sold it at $50 to take my 100% profit |
| loll |
| LMFAO this sub is awesome |
| *sigh* time to pay the daddy tax |
| Schrödinger’s plates. |
| You should celebrate by buying calls on margin |
| that's not what Trump said, forbes is being sensationalist, nothing has changed since the agreement |
| Too early. You gonna miss a ride to 1T = $200/share |
| I watched it and it is also overrated. Where are the millennial directors from the 90s , bo burnham disappeared after covid and he only made one film. |
| Oh relax Caaahhhlll |
| Oh, great. He’s changed his mind again. Worse than my daughter. |
| Hope you sold your stocks this morning. Should’ve seen this coming from a mile away. |
| Guys I’m dumb why are we letting a foreign country dictate our relationship with another foreign country? |
| Boy, the are really phoning it now aren't they. |
| Taco Donnie. |
| A lot of sacrifice. Sold my house. Moved into an apartment. Used equity to pay a chunk of debt. Completely stopped spending on unnecessary items. No more gambling in the market. I have weekly check ins with my budget where I am brutally honest with my spending. \n\nI still have the occasional fast food or a beer but they are earned |
| Better double down or you’re fuked lol |
| Watch Obsession cute Latina |
| We're finished if its true our oil reserves have 4 weeks left to empty |
| TBH getting a pool, having no idea how to take care of it and having it turn green is a *classic* white trash move. In the 80s and 90s when I was a kid my parents actually understood pool maintenance, but I quickly learned that any other kid who invited me to their pool was actually referring to a sad green swamp. Our pool was just an above ground white trash pool, but it was clean and we actually kept the pH in range lol |
| They are both dumber. He is dumber than his supporters. His supporters are dumber than him. It’s an ouroboros of idiocy. It shouldn’t be possible, but here we are. |
| I’m shocked |
| After you buy 😃😃😃 |
| It will |
| Saylor was the fucking top but you all nerds were in denial lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/n4g148qg7b8h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d0fec9198c1d31b44807db470e77fa4ef2e1a4 |
| for a decade he's said he would get a better iran deal than obama |
| 🎶 It’s Friday, I’m at war 🎶 |
| Hit them with what, nukes? |
| We want Nvidia to be a $10 trillion market cap company because it normalizes other companies like Micron to be a $5 trillion market cap and SanDisk at $1 trillion market cap |
| yea I will my other biotech is doing decent |
| Trump if you’re reading this it’s ok to just stay in bed |
| They 100% have it |
| This mans ego is more dangerous then any weapon created by man.\n\n He destabilises, disrupts and jeopardises peace with every comment. \n\nHumanities futures gambled by a man with nothing to loose... F**k this guy!\n\n |
| Should've stuck with Arthur Anderson. |
| I used to to live in North Jersey now I live in Texas lol |
| There is only one thing that can safe my portfolio now\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/kjc9itoc7b8h1.png?width=2648&format=png&auto=webp&s=38e7b251e19f3bf85c32e1be09dc37c984aa120d\n\n |
| USO for commodities.\n\nXOM \nCOP \nOVV \nIPI |
| Come over 🫦 |
| Man can't accept anything other than the YUGEST L in the history of man |
| I thought it was low for that |
| Iran playing 4d chess with the terms of the agreement they're essentially creating conflict between the US and Israel. |
| Why what’s the news I got calls |
| >Oil tanker traffic in Strait of Hormuz jumps after U.S. and Iran implement deal to open sea lane. |
| Haven’t seen it but I can confidently say I’ll take something like that over the Hollywood slop 30’th remake of Batman and race swapped {insert movie name here}. Just lazy capitalism |
| So what? War is back on then? Seriously, who's not surprised by this. \n\nHonestly, I'll be more surprised when a deal is actually made and honored. |
| I played soccer for 15 years, couldn’t give two shits about watching it |
| https://preview.redd.it/eki80w277b8h1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1898bdcc9d4aa3cd514b0f14e41d8c44bfcbaea |
| Congratulations 🎈🍾 |
| The Epstein effect is plaguing the upper ranks of society so they’ve been in a hurry to muddy the waters to disappear.\n\n |
| It's a lot easier to lie about getting an E signature. Did you expect this to really lead to any kind of resolution? An MoU is a glorified pinky promise. |
| Everyone knew this. Bibi is and will be pulling all the strings |
| Shouldn’t he be upset with Israel? |
| As a counterpoint the US can and does ban sales through unfriendly nations through sanctions by simply banning any company that continues selling to said unfriendly from doing business with American companies. E.g. the Iran sanctions under Biden banned effectively all of Europe from selling anything to Iran. |
| I'm pretty sure all the tools are in Washington, DC |
| That happens to all stocks after the initisl ipo dies down. Smart people stay the course and look to the future |
| Lol |
| Just extract the yahu already |
| If this whole thing didn't negatively affect countless innocent people this mess would be comical with how incompetent he is.\n\n |
| Bibi said ‘get back on my lap or I show the tapes’. |
| Just like how thousand men with 100 euros in their pocket finished on Melania before they met. |
| Zeihan-like insiders are saying that there has actually been no one to even negotiate from the American side because Trump fired all the underlings who typically hash out the deal terms before the big boss signs things |
| So tired of this I just wanted to retire in 20yrs |
| This "deal" (aka surrender) should never have been contemplated in the first place. Something needs to happen to scuttle it. |
| Weird. We just let them pay minimal amounts of tax. |
| To be fair, this era of bot-controlled market is particularly divorced from reality and a lot of assets end up behaving strangely.\n\nGold in particular is basically reacting the opposite of what it traditionally has. |
| It's all the art of the deal, guys!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/tracqimy6b8h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1db206962a98780c4c1b2cb617e22aa586ea2f35 |
| i like you guys |
| Because they're puts |
| Depends where you live. In northern nj where i live now soccer is huge. When i lived in Texas nobody cared. |
| I'm buying semis and will continue to outperform Big Tech |
| "I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it further!" |
| wow thats impressive. I struggled to get rid of 15k in debt this past year. ( was in debt after being unemployed for too long) |
| He really shat the bed with this |
| A decent number of tankers with Iranian oil bolted for India. If nothing else that will be worth something to them. |
| There is always a market maker that will buy it from you, for the right price. End of the day you see the bid ask spread get wide though, its better to just close before those last minutes.\n\nAnd if its itm what are you even holding to last minute for?\n\nStock could easily dump on a mango tweet or something. |
| He? You do know how many other “suns” there are, right? |
| Let me guess.. two weeks and then we all eat tacos. |
| Can someone show him back to the nursing home |
| Just watched backrooms and this zoomer 20 yo is not a good director. Movie was basically a youtube short if it didn't have any hollywood actors. |
| Praise be to Allah! Thank you for your attention to this matter! |
| > but that would require another epstein |
| It’s their own money from generational sanctions but FOX will tell you it’s tax payer money meanwhile the other country with the actual nukes that everyone ignored gets tax payer money. Down is the new UP. Welcome to 1984. |
| nahhh the moon and mars is easier |
| It's Saturday somewhere though |
| The “Iran is finished” reminds me of all the times the media said “Russia is finished” all these years later. \n\nBuckle in, folks. |
| Open the casino |
| Me too. No plans to sell before $200 |
| I think the Iran War ceasefire is this administration's " Infrastructure Week". |
| I've been to Australia twice. If there's any country that can rival the US in how few shits the median citizen has to give for soccer, it's probably Australia. New Zealand & Canada are close too.\n\n\_\_\n\nedit: and one of the times I was in Australia, the World Cup was actively happening. nobody was watching that shit in any sports bars or anything. probably some time zone aspect, but don't people typically watch on time delay like the olympics? |
| Hank Hill is right \n\nWhy would anyone want to do drugs when they can just mow a lawn |
| How’d you manage that? |
| When does AI take away the 6 percent realtor commission |
| If we only had an ambassador to Israel that we could depend on to support our interests in dealing with Israel. |
| both ber and bool are regarded lol |
| You got a source for that |
| These are all very rational points. We do not live in rational times. Inverse whatever OP is buying. |
| Why doesn't the larger US simply make the smaller israel a 51st state and make them join the great American healthcare system and pay taxes into the USs amazing infrastructure.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/irna1ntb6b8h1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=a91c0c1005632659757b7fce799b14d3bf9e82ce\n\n |
| 106 |
| Bro has bankrupted a bunch of companies. Anyone that follows his investments is a true regard. |
| Each team just picks what suits their narrative. |
| pedophile says what? |
| Trumped |
| https://preview.redd.it/oog3nqji6b8h1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f18f77fea718902bce9bbc3ae62c1afdc280e884 |
| Follow the money. Who are they spending it with? |
| Name one company with a GREATER MOAT than INTEL?? Easiest 50x of my life! |
| Sir, this is a Wendy’s lol |
| lol I have 150k in shares |
| Good job ! |
| Trump has failed at failing |
| yeah bro not everybody's got half a million dollars laying around.. if you're blessed then congratulations but damn I hate seeing these posts shaming people. I only have around 15k in my brokerage and I've worked my ass off to save, 20 here 20 there bc I have a mortgage and kids. of course i do have my 401k but I didn't get my shit together til later in life. anyway rant over just stop being such a douche and understand that not everyone has had the same opportunities or made the same choices that you have. |
| If you still have conviction nothing wrong in holding. It’s just shares after all. |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Capt_Chickenpox (0W-1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▲ | $742.05 → $760.00 | +2.4% | 1w | Lost | |
| Not good. |
| No such thing as an intelligent ber |
| *"**All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone."* |
| Nice work! |
| As an engineer, lmao, I'm engineer myself what u are saying makes no sense. Obviously they keep all the documentation intact so they can easily recreate what thay have, every company operates like this, unless you hire less than 10 people. |
| I don't understand how he's so bad at working out. We've seen what he looks like without a shirt, he's not out of shape. How do you have that build while not failing to bench less than 150lbs? |
| Nah, all of those dumbfucks are this retard's disciple |
| Drop a milli on it right now |
| We can hope. \n\nAnd I do. I really hope some of the more reasonable sociopaths around him have ensured he doesn't have access. |
| Trying to replace my income with options. I either win or I don't, but either way, I don't win. |
| Careful they're going to start calling this sub woke now |
| Projection. Meaning trump is finished |
| This puppet is all strings. |
| Peace by Wednesday |
| But what does this mean for my SPCX portfolio?! |
| He is doing nothing, he’s not in control of this shit anymore. |
| This is exactly what I did and now I have about 3000 USD after buying weekly for about two years. Can afford a copy of the game now haha |
| Can the military just say no? Like this dude isn’t a serious person. |
| You really believe that isnt already happening by them and us?\n\nEverything is a money making scam dont ever believe it isnt |
| Oh is it Friday? I couldn’t tell |
| buying diapers might get your 1 year old baby fatally shot by police |
| Agreed |
| Be careful when copying Uncle Don for investments. While it's worked out in a few instances already (Dell, Intel, etc), don't forget he's a retard and can sabotage his own investments.\n\nCase in point: I tried copying him back when he was buying hundreds of millions in bonds and yelling for lower rates, and so I also bought a chunk of bonds. Then the man goes and does some of the worst things ever for inflation (tariffs and oil war) and pisses off the Fed, basically guaranteeing no rate decrease and screwing bonds. Not saying don't do it because it can be profitable, just keep in mind he's an idiot. |
| If investors once again pump the market when he claims peace again they should all be forcibly institutionalized. |
| Me and my wife had over 240k in debt at the end of last year. Today I only have 36k left. I’ll have it paid off by November. I know this isn’t the vibe of this sub but I’m really proud. FCF will shoot up to 8k a month and I can finally live again |
| do you get sent to the concentration camp if you have this in your phone on entry to us? |
| Market will pump ESPECIALLY during war , it always does , war is money . |
| Memory is projected to make 3 trillion in profit during the AI buildout. $MSFT getting mogged |
| Damn. RIP Joe Rogan |
| You just need to know how to get clicks from bears. |
| *Duke Nukem voice*: And I'm all out of money |
| https://preview.redd.it/f9u3pma36b8h1.jpeg?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4b14450c99ad7a74fdf8ae4b3fa314c7286a2ff |
| It's ok guys, I speak retard. What he's saying is that they are going to fight them for 20 years and then give up like all the other wars they've fought. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ige9mdz26b8h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb683182e154d64996eefb4327f175229ef0718a |
| Ohmlander is that you |
| DRAM better pump to fucking $1,000 |
| Iran got too greedy. They played him like a fiddle, but once he showed off his success to the rest of the world, they laughed at the emperor's new clothes. |
| The good news is Trump has no idea what oil reserves actually are. |
| All of this space center data center crap and living on the moon and Mars is all complete science fiction. Bullshit and will never ever happen. Humans will be extinct before that happens. We can’t even figure out how to control climate change right here on earth. We will be dead before going to another planet to live. |
| Big if true |
| Never go to the gym |
| I thought they already signed that memo??? |
| All you puts are belong to us. |
| Better to switch to semis. They are the winners in the AI trade not Big Tech which are taking most of the risk |
| Didnt last long lol |
| i keep thinking its saturday, i hate this shit |
| Sadly, it has its merits |
| You're worth at least 900 retards but maybe not 932 |
| 300,000,000,000 doesnt buy what it used to I guess. |
| Today was my best day of the week. |
| SNAP goggles ftw |
| Went to the gym, war back on 🤔 |
| Ass’trayah |
| Cluster fuck… |
| I miss Sleepy Joe |
| Hezbolla IS Lebanon. Southern Lebanon is controlled by hezbolla, the are part of Lebanon parliament. Lebanon is not “a whole other thing” |
| \^Agree with this. Invest in yourself. Returns are guaranteed. |
| Gas goes down, gas goes up!\n\nCant explain that. |
| AI glasses are not going to happen. JUST STOP META! |
| Yes, it's going to fall upwards as always, look at the ATH high right there, uhuul. |
| At this point you just turn off the lights by turning off power , the people eat their own rulers in like 2-3 weeks after |
| Hahaha, Israel runs the US now. There go our Calls |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Cockballzz (0W-1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPCX** ▼ | $163.76 → $146.00 | -10.8% | 1w | Lost | |
| YANKS 🇺🇸 🦅 YANKING AUSTRALIA |
| Iran isn’t at home, please leave a message at the beep. |
| https://preview.redd.it/e6zsgnmf5b8h1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=ecbb237aa2e38043acb39b00a81c24f31d7735bb\n\nLet's give them what they want. |
| What is this guy actually capable of?! (and the whole world is watching) |
| He would complain 'Hop on Pop' is too long. |
| Monday we’ll have another deal on the table. Friday there will be no deal. |
| \-427 now but dont mind that lol its just to give the callers a fake feeling of safety\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/c133snqm5b8h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e423ae09ce417bec9fcb9bae130031baacbc82 |
| This is the most won war in history, just a couple months old and we’ve already won it a dozen times and we’re still going. |
| Keep buying $MSFT, I will buy $MU and $INTC and outpeform to oblivion |
| Yes! |
| Aaaaagain |
| I'm with you. What I am doing, though, is researching stocks that have compressed recently to see if there are true buying opportunities right now. Today's a nice, slow day in which to carry that out. |
| I think its going up I bought bc I thought would hit 700 on 2 drugs and a different one failed phase 2 I think its just rep problems of failing a trial |
| I need to stop looking at my port all day. I panic buy/sell like 10 times per day. |
| my co workers..... according to HR |
| Definitely not, the rankings are Trump > US Trump Supporters > International Trump Supporters |
| Everytime I go into wage negotiations I tell my boss how much I need the job and that I will take anything just to not be homeless |
| Homie hopped on Ozempic and is pretending it wasn't a direct result of these memes. |
| Clickbait.\n\nAlso, this is not about what Trump wants to do but what he MUST do. He needs Hormuz open NOW. Iran is the decision maker here and they will be fine as long as the US can control its rabid dog Israel. |
| Honda \n |
| praying for microsoft to hit 430 by july earnings |
| Here you go! I looked it up: https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/iran-deal-includes-300-billion-fund-more-than-half-which-already-committed-2026-06-16/#:\~:text=The%20fund%20will%20not%20be%20created%20or%20become%20operational%20until%20a%20final%20and%20satisfactory%20deal%20is%20concluded.%20The%20memorandum%20of%20understanding%2C%20once%20signed%2C%20is%20intended%20to%20structure%20the%20process%20over%20the%20next%2060%20days. |
| Rest easy brother, we'll take it from here. |
| Israel and Hezbollah reached a separate ceasefire agreement, not a peace deal.\n\nLebanon and Israel is a whole other thing. Look at a fucking map some time.\n\nOr don’t, and bet your life savings on puts in a situation you clearly don’t fucking understand. There is always work behind the Wendy’s dumpster when it goes tits up for you. |
| rumor has it Google switched from Samsung to TSMC for Tensor G5 because of manufacturing defects causing heat issues |
| I think you'll be surprised how long people live when we eliminate tobacco, excessive booze consumption, most cancers, and obesity. The main cause of death will be pickleball |
| Who doesn’t like love taps 🤤 |
| But wait there's more......... |
| Why? |
| Conservatives are such loser shits. |
| BB dip at $7 something soon will probably make you money when it hits like $14-$16. Maybe even before sept too |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/IndependentUsual7444 (0W-1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▼ | $742.13 → $720.00 | -3.0% | 1w | Lost | |
| Probably |
| Just sell and get out. Thats the shit I’m talking about. It’s frustrating. |
| Stoner rock! |
| jesus. we can't afford another attack. next negotiations will be 600B |
| https://preview.redd.it/bto16fu85b8h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28ab8ed73d56a122f043618e7ebdb4fd4fbc50f6 |
| my spy puts for wednesday are FUCKED |
| Damn, I actually believed him this time. The terms were so shitty that it would have tracked. I forgot that this admin has no standards, not shitty standards. That's on me, guys. |
| True, Ill get in if the sell off is deep enough |
| The report posted is old news trying to frame it as something new.\n\nThey agreed to ceasefire today, the attacks were yesterday. |
| Dude! I’m fucking dying over this one. |
| MY SANDWICH! |
| Please, someone\n\nanyone |
| That is marketing and market manipulation. There are real negotiations going on. |
| just did 40 miles on the trainer... someone massage my ass while i eat a whole pizza |
| Remember how this week, Monday was up because deal and then the market remembered that Warsh matters way more than Hormuz?\n\nIt'll be like that, but in reverse |
| Wow flashback from 30 years ago |
| An entire civilization is finished tonight. Never to be unfinished. Haha unless...? |
| start lifting and you will feel better |
| Israel, Americas greatest ally. Not a one sided relationship, at all. |
| Because 🥭 already does that |
| Shortest treaty of Versailles MoU ever |
| must be Friday afternoon after market is closed |
| Looks like a catapulted trying to crawl up! \n\nBesides looking like this one may be a sliding door, ain’t so bad. |
| Can’t borrow margin because account balance too low. Regards unite. |
| I gambled my life savings shorting so I’m praying down |
| Calls |