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| Mommy why is the person retarded |
| You’re right. They’re something you buy on expiration day to gamble on the stock’s movement. |
| i don't think either are priced in |
| you mistake volatility with weakness, it ran up to quickly and that's all commodities. look at all the charts that retraced |
| Already about to |
| https://preview.redd.it/fm4pabfu22fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b62ae31101ff219b33f5ba3ec3d81c39ce3e3ec |
| that was to distract from the epstein files |
| It’s time to liquidate all bets |
| darn time to ~~sell~~ beg someone to buy your cybertruck |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee said BTFD |
| Surprisingly good |
| Damn...it's like watching Nana pass away again |
| Bro fucking *why?* |
| Wowowo went out for dinner. So is my Intc call still mega fcked? |
| GOOGL calls anyone |
| Wiped out 3 days of progress with 1 bad trade. I don’t even like money, I just do this for the love of the game. |
| will korea buy my intc? |
| You ruined you ya fucking donut |
| E-11A airborne across the Atlantic uhhh 🥭you are meant to taco 👀 👀 👀 👀 |
| Somebody got those moneys |
| If KOSPI degens don’t pump memory tonight INTC may go red |
| https://preview.redd.it/5r89vu1q22fh1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfe9474b7588af28e2c65a88da5f618c7d756b94\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/izzj8bmq22fh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=538bc0e535536e0716ed7a55e706939cf68f7383 |
| Tu ti sei rovinato mica Elon |
| SPCX please fly again |
| It's OK. Elon has ruined all of us. |
| https://preview.redd.it/vjxnga0p22fh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9677540493052d8760cb5bc1fd5ebbab3e317e97\n\n |
| [Nana's grandson just had his net worth blast off like a rocket headed off to the moon!](https://youtu.be/GCvpHetRx5k?is=saDASZTmHwm_yQ-h) |
| Brought to you by Carls Jr |
| https://preview.redd.it/8hf02knn22fh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68dda98e13b20d6b598eef6cc83ce0165356d0e3\n\n |
| Can I get surgery to make my nose bigger? |
| SPY moving very greenish. 750 3am |
| Next year |
| You sure about that? \nhttps://www.reddit.com/u/SadNefariousness10/s/Rc8s3TiGZz |
| VRTX, ELAN, HBAN, F, ENR, PNC, JPM, and for negative correlation with the index direction: VZ, UNH\n\nHow's that? 😂 |
| The Fugazi outcome |
| It's kinda fascinating how you got hooked on something that never gave you anything. You have almost always been down. |
| Did the INTC ceo say the N word in the earnings call or something |
| SPCX gonna scrub the launch today or what? I’m guessing a success is priced in but a failure is gonna cost another finger |
| They'd be down about the same amount today either way. |
| Taco just in time for spcx earnings |
| "need" |
| They have over $2.5 billion to ride things out |
| I read this in the “I kissed a girl and I liked it” song lol |
| Didn’t you see he said he will do this a few more times? |
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| No he said the US will pay companies from Irans frozen assets |
| we aren't going to be digging up more metals within the decade folks, we don't even have refineries for this shit\n\nthey are literally fixing up used cars to sell because it's cheaper \n\nmetals are at a fucking premium right now and the market is lying |
| They can't buy calls in the short bus |
| MINI SODA! |
| hahaha sike, pretty much flat |
| USA is tired of winning. |
| Sucks when you feel like you need a nap but its already 6pm.... |
| This mkt = 💩 show |
| What are you talking about, micron went to an all time high after earnings. Micron and other memory stocks fell because there was a sell off in the sector. |
| Capex bro |
| time to triple down bloggt 3 more called today |
| brother we are seeing $700 before we see $750 again |
| Tarrifs? Bullish. War? Bullish. Taco? Bullish. Bombing? Bullish. Everything is bullish, boy. |
| Yeah, we've heard that before (at over 100) |
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| Google is just being a pussy at this point |
| Why continue to do this when you could just index and retire. How far out from retirement are you? |
| Take a chance, Chauncey. |
| right after the us donates another 300 billions |
| Stfu |
| Did you enjoy the loss during the financial crisis you stated? If not, it’s only a matter of time until you don’t “enjoy” trading anymore. I think you enjoy winning, so I would say quit while you’re up. I’m \nHappy you made anything so far tho 🫡 |
| Fucking yes |
| If the DOD is running on Oracle software the US is going to cement itself on being a paper tiger. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0m2o6e2c22fh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e41b58885379f9a75c080d9d06f8826c79522645\n\n \n“I use market orders only..” |
| Fucking buy pretty much |
| Wireless high speed internet for the entire world seems like a legit business to me |
| Bers need to realize that it would only take one tweet saying “GOOD TIME TO BUY!” to obliterate all shorts |
| Back up like OP’s wife’s bf’s d |
| I just can't bring myself to buy INTC above $100. It'll probably keep going up though. \n\nWith memory, chips, semi, etc., I still don't understand what has changed SO drastically in the last year... \n\nIt's not like AI was just discovered last year. So why are so many 5 and 10xing? |
| Make sure it is not pointy before flying up or you may get hurt 😂 |
| I'm talking about the future in about 2 hours |
| But it does make sense when the options didn't expire today? |
| Even brilliant people can be way fkn retarded. Emotions n shit. |
| “potato!” - joe biden |
| 🥭 says Iran's gonna pay for any ships damaged. Lol. |
| I missed the good old days of bagholding stocks |
| Degenerate gamblers are welcome here |
| fastest sales growth but calls still feel like loss porn here |
| 72,000 sounds like a very specific flex amount |
| Exactly |
| You are always highly regarded. I doff my top hat to you kind sir. |
| Lol. Hey maybe he’s playing the long game. In like 10-12 years he’ll be rich af |
| idk why but larry’s name feels like the calls play here |
| I think the cat was let out of the bag when they realized it is cheaper to employ humans than pay for tokens |
| NVDA is such a piece of shit now. Straight up boomer stock. |
| wait how does infinity even wait lol |
| I used stop losses today for once so I can keep most of the money I made. Still loss money. Smh. |
| https://preview.redd.it/9i3h45k322fh1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c139a9be9c731c93006445ba88f0c868a2400dc\n\n \n“…he’s got 7 cents, Dad.” |
| I belive in Oklo might be future of energy, but this market brother... and before they will deliver .. |
| I agree, just gotta hold through the downs lol |
| Now I want nachos |
| Worst inflation in 40 years is not boring |
| Told you brother, celebrated too early |
| I feel like before the ipo every financial advisor, influencer, professor or whatever warned the world about this stock and where it was going and why |
| No way they talk. |
| Glad I made some money today, but I feel dirty because puts |
| You may be colorblind |
| Good for you. |
| TESLA call SPY put? |
| Digital casino ≠ cash |
| Load of crap, try being a reporter for CNN you seem like an excellent candidate |
| I think that you can be right that AI is a massive bubble that is going to pop and wreck the economy in the next year or three, and that the technology also isn't going anywhere. My general read on the situation is that the smarter CEOs understand that good positioning while money is available to be borrowed will mean that when the bubble pops and the economy shatters, they'll be the ones positioned to pick up the pieces of the fallen for pennies on the dollar and dominate the technology for a generation as they figure out how to make it cost-effective.\n\nThe dumber CEOs are huffing ketamine while talking about how self-driving cars are coming *next year* or leveraging themselves to the ears betting that OpenAI will somehow start generating hundreds of billions of dollars to pay for all of the data centers they've been building. |
| one of the smartest guys at my work (software dev) is a huge elon stan and TSLA / SPCX bull / bagholder.\n\ni can never reconcile that in my head cause the dude is legitimately brilliant. |
| guy who bought SPCX 40,000 put spread at 112 and 110 strikes expiring tomorrow ginna be pissed when he learns they scrubbed today's launch... 😂😂😂😂 |
| thx gng you prolly bought my shares🫣🙏 |
| He had a post a few weeks ago. I think you can find it if you search. He’s still alive and made more poor decisions if I remember correctly |
| Me too! |
| I kinda wanted Intel when it was $113 just 2 hrs ago. Now I’m not touching that dogshit at $103. |
| That's what I thought too 🙂 |
| Congratulations! Losing almost € 300,000 within weeks by throwing it all in the stock *that was known to be the exit strategy* for pre-IPO investors must put you in first place on some regard list here |
| Did you make that trade? |
| I worked at this sorry corporation. I was hired as software support. So, Oracle hired me and a few other 20 somethings, and fired the entire team from the company they purchased. They handed me an End-User manual, told me to hit the ground running, and had me sit in an empty room, WITHOUT A COMPUTER, to train for 5 weeks.\n\nOnce I started supporting LATAM, they asked me to support North America too. Sure, why not. Then they added me to Europe, which became a problem in the first 10 minutes. I spoke to my manager and he told me "he would look into it".\n\nI was then added to support ASIA a week later. WSB is full of astronauts compared to Oracle's leadership. I hope to see them turn into Worldcom, Tyco, Evergrande, or another one of the greats ....\n\nI thought I would be bending spoons, getting my regard on .... Turned out I wasn't regarded enough. So, I left after a year. Puts on Oracle. Or at the very least, NEVER buy anything they are tied to, they are shady and cruel. If you own a business, do not buy their software, or get stuck in a contract with more hooks than Tijuana.\n\n"Oh, one of our engineers allowed someone to access your server, encrypt it, and request BTC to unencrypt? So, ransomware, which we sort of facilitated? Pay us $9k and we'll fix it" ....\n\nF**k Ellison. |
| Did Intel get attacked by the Houthis? |
| Bears are getting a little loud and rowdy in here considering we've basically been flat for a week. |
| https://preview.redd.it/yubywrrv12fh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aa78ee5d20f5a004685d4871c05b8e244758a2e\n\n \nBro likes his tariffs like dude likes his nipples |
| Oil bull > Ber |
| Oh. You picked one of the worst days to short puts. You had bought you would have made a killing. |
| 3 month USO puts make the most sense to me |
| [well well well](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/AujBZEjYpR) Intel |
| They will not. |
| SPY SHREEKING |
| DECK went back down let’s go we up tmr |
| Gladly it is over |
| My husband's grandparents had money, country estate, land, horses etc. Then the grandfather pissed it all away on gambling. My husband only saw pictures of what they had. It was one of the reasons he left for another country. |
| "until further notice, that from this point forth, any and all damages done to Ships, Cargo, or anything related thereto, will be paid for by Iranian Money that the United States has in its possession" This is a mini taco since yesterday he said for every thing Iran struck they would destroy one bridge and power plant respectively. |
| If you owe the bank $1 million then it’s your problem. If you owe the bank $1 billion then it’s the bank’s problem. |
| this show lucky any good? im a fan of hot alien girl |
| Companies espcially mag7 not obligated to make money for your calls. Theyre there to provide longterm value not your 1 week expirations. |
| SLB and NEE? Anyone? |
| Hairy brunette girlfriend. Eat ass and get teeth flossed at same time. |
| Why? |
| Have to assume they acknowledged they don't have customers for their fabs costing them billions? But im just guessing |
| We shouldn’t blame others for our poor choices. |
| Yes but also part of the US government so expec new ATH eventually. |
| put the brisket on the bun\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/mlgx67cr12fh1.png?width=387&format=png&auto=webp&s=d29ce16e18a636aeb94986b5a20c2ec9575de10e\n\n |
| But did you inverse your intuition? |
| I bought it on RH. |
| Yall got any of them electrolytes? |
| https://preview.redd.it/kgyenkkq12fh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b017f6bb223415245b40935cdb7139bb32a4a093 |
| WELP. Seems like bears are going to get exterminated tonight |
| Spy ….. |
| There was some green onion garnish on my Chinese food and I think that’s what did me in. Perchance 😥 |
| GLW is my fav as of late\n\nBE is good one, but I'm concerned about getting smoked in that one rn \n\nALAB is very volatile, but I got torched by it during the drawdown last week.. |
| Who gives a shit tbh, it's shares, not options. This guy will be fine in a year or two, and has plenty of opportunity to average down on cost. |
| Optio ns don't meet OP's risk apatite.\n\nRead that as he want more risk than options provide |
| People defending the AI trade are insane. Name one company actually making money on ts? Please say Google to show you’re an idiot |
| The market is surviving off shorts and puts above all else. But whats funny is how calls make the whole thing go fucky munky.\n\nIts insane how fast and furious theyre going after bers. Its an instant fucking assault on any detected ber regardless of size.\n\nThis has to be driven by something outside of the realm of financial logic and dont even say its cuz "irrational" no thats not it either.\n\nI think its about image. No one wants to be in charge during a sustained ber market. Its a bad look not just for the dude on top but the whole gang.\n\nMeanwhile it fucking sucks cuz we cant buy and hold and we cant short theyre just gonna pin it just right so even thetagang gets assfucked somehow. Its disgusting. |
| You lose it even before you realize it. When was last time you took position in something and it went down like 90% in seconds?\nNot justifying the trade I took but it is what it is |
| Spelled with two Ds, for a double dose of pimpin’ |
| Tomorrow |
| Not to mention, 0dtes are all about timing. Having that many legs open would give me a seizure. There is no way to make trades at crucial times. |
| 🫵🏼😂 |
| so your time after work is worth less to you than your time at work basically |
| Wasn’t this deemed illegal? Lmao |
| Seems like it was a good day for my first time as a gay bear |
| You should try investing. |
| https://preview.redd.it/a1h6hljk12fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83a7d14882057dcf2a549203945c3521963622b7 |
| One of us |
| wait you are having puts, how do you lose money I dont get it |
| Whelp, intel might've just killed the semis. |
| I sold puts. I short puts. Not naked. Covered. Cash secured puts. |
| Space x shit company |
| never thought of the surprising third option for intel....both calls AND puts get fucked |
| SPY |
| ~~60~~ $30 there, I fixed it for ya |
| More like the gutter how will they repay the 300 billion loan they took out to build data centers |
| I wish my dick suffered from inflation |
| Wait til your wife is 60 |
| Tesla investors finally had the balls to Stand up to their cult leader musk and dump some stock! Bout fucking time! Finally seeing through the bullshit in the Tesla house of cards! |
| Well well well |
| yeah, I missed May and first week of june, I earned so much money but now I pretty much lost all my gains lmao |
| People that blame others for their bad decisions ruin themselves. |
| Priced In. SPY TO 750!!! |
| if you didn't buy silver, you are truly regarded. deep in your brain you have been corrupted by the dum dums. |
| Fuck Taylor Farms |
| https://preview.redd.it/9hcn0leg12fh1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c344c8a12b8ac1a729fc2ec50f26d4bb6b1d844\n\n |
| I want to say this to so many people these days. |
| Here here |
| Kiss me bruh |
| Intel POS |
| Fucktard started a war with terrorists. Same folks that kill themselves for 72 virgins. |
| When you are subsidized by the government it pretty easy to have good earnings |
| Peein out me butt rn. Calls on cyclospora 💯🤝 |
| Didn’t know Intel was a cryptocurrency |
| Meanwhile, I have been dreaming of having such luxury-problems 😂😂 |
| Both? |
| $SPY Don’t be surprised when the 🥭 family tanker full of gold toilets is sunk in the strait tomorrow |
| 🙋♂️ |
| AMD and AVGO don't have foundry business \nTSM and Samsung are at 2T market caps each\nINTC still sitting at a 500B market cap |
| Is this bogleheads? |
| that's wrong |
| Soxx and soxq wheels all day. I bought SMH when it was down to like 550-560 and ride the train up as well |
| yup |
| Anyone 'member when earning pumps would actually hold and the stock would stay around that price for a while instead of fading in minutes? |
| Nvidia red lol my puts going to print tomorrow |
| Y I K E S |
| up 170% YTD with ~100 p/e, u better blow guidance out of the water even with a double beat when being tied to ai whatsoever |
| The Korean Houthis will be waking up soon 😟 |
| He must be writing put options 😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/d783liz612fh1.jpeg?width=1278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13b4547d3cffc2986e0d7c91006a822aa482a42d |
| Patience and not panicking will reward you |
| Intel went red 2 hours after market close, weak ass pump lmfao 🤣 |
| What's a good day trading stock? Nice and true answers only |
| Intel bros you’ve all fully exited your epic life changing trade right??? You’re not gonna hold this back down to $60 are you???? |
| tsla is the stock priced in hopes and dreams |
| Yet here I am. A previous purchaser of a 13th gen i7 who will never again buy Intel because they tried to fix a corrosion issue with firmware updates. |
| Yeah, today is a fucking shit show. I'm glad my calls don't expire for another week. |
| mods wont respond to me |
| bought back into SNDK after hours bc why not |
| good. fuk elon musk |
| Google $400 when |
| Panic sell now or wait for it to get worse? |
| ORCL going to moon tomorrow |
| Hey! Why did you have to use the L word??😠😠 |
| TSLA holders stocking up on Preparation H |
| https://preview.redd.it/v6rse4k312fh1.jpeg?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d60f61c7ddf27e0822bdf258b52b2ca92e5fc6 |
| I literally tried to check the earnings thread half an hour before close today but for some reason I missed that it's the day for INTC earnings (missed the INTC icon right at the top) smfh. Would have been an obvious sell the pump setup. |
| its the fuck your position setup |
| Yup I knew it… INTC 😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/e171zf5212fh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=231701aa2b54d7d24cee6f6db8b4a4018341f564 |
| people that had intc calls and celebrating are gonna wake up so sad and dissapointed |
| If it's going to be red it would be nice if it's red red not fake red then jump right back up at 9:30 only to drop again |
| I'm sure Korea won't freak out and trade emotionally.\n\nKospi will be as calm and rational as the chats in the daily threads. |
| Don’t worry guys your calls and puts will expire tomorrow worthless, and then we’ll pump bigly on Monday so that YOU specifically miss out and lose money. |
| Also yes- I get there is a difference between owned v. coerced slavery and they look very different (owning being much worse) |
| Intel call holders i am so fucking sorry LMAO |
| slut |
| Why bols thinking chips gonna save the day when oil going to 100 and 10 yr heading to 5 😂 you need a ceasefire fools |
| Nothing moved on the news so I guess it was priced in already |
| LMAO |
| RKLB refuses to hit 70.\n\nClosed at 69.99 |
| Intel... Is down? It's actually down? |
| At least Cathie wood buying . Amirite boys?! Ya know?? |
| The current average drawdown rate since the war started pegs the reserve as having 80 days before hitting this limit - the limit isn’t held for the military but it requires the secretary of defense to authorise going past that limit\n\nThe reserve hasn’t been drained at max capacity once since the war started |
| I got downvoted when I said INTC will close tomorrow lower than $106. \n\nThey are NOT deserving of a massive forward PE higher than AMD or AVGO. |
| Ts lame asf. Post what the trade was |
| I know a lot of you bought this Intel pump and I bet none of you will show us the Ls, disappointed in you all |
| Cybercrime will rise to 10000x if mango doesn't taco before 10pm |
| Almost 7 years in wsb trading options never even had more than a 3x |
| Exactly |
| https://preview.redd.it/zhue9biw02fh1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4e68383dff51ae0657fc12d327ee1a7d4f057b4 |
| 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Bro wtf 🤣 why would you do that in the first place? |
| Fake |
| That’s regarded, but thank you. |
| Sack of sh!t bloated market. It’s like weekend at Bernie’s in this bitch |
| Nana went back to Vahalla. |
| He was given a 23rd chromosome as a prize. |
| 2 finer points based on my experience with eTrade cash account:\n\n1. Settlement is T+1, i.e. next day, more precisely before the opening of trading the next day, usually by 7 PM ET the same day\n2. Can _buy_ using unsettled funds in the same trading session, but shown a warning that if I _sell_ the same in the same trading session, _then_ I'll get a violation, 90-day ban |
| I just saw $20B capex, holy crap! |
| There’s a guy on Instagram that made money holding TSLA for years and had some deep ITM long calls he bought in 2024. He could have sold for $45k profit but exercised the June26 $330 calls for like $160k on margin debt in shares. I think he’s down over $140k this week now lol. Cost basis is above current spot. So he’s down like over $160k now and paying monthly margin interest lol .\n\nhy\_invests |
| Oh boy we fucked fucked. |
| Funny how many think "negative news- puts are free money tomorrow" \n\nLMAO \n\nYou'll learn. It'll be very painful. But you gone learn |
| *Lag7 |
| The fact that this is fading is absolutely horseshit. I’m withdrawing my cash tomorrow and buying a Rolex and quitting trading. Fuck this shit fr I’ve been in the game for years and I have never once hit a 10x |
| Look at this guy with his hat and shirt |
| Welp there goes $4k INTC after hours gain on my shares \n\nCaught a red candle perfect for $12k profit on MSFT today \n\nAll in all a good day |
| Yes |
| I would never wish for this money to brain ratio. |
| Some are, like meta. It's clear that the ride is almost over. |
| INTC circuit break by noon tomorrow |
| theta win again |
| Meanwhile, Upgrayyedd and I are looking for... New opportunities. \n\nSign up back behind Wendy's, over by the dumpster. |
| # LAG7 BAGGIES SHOW YOURSELVES |
| How on earth would there be anything bullish after the latest news. Clown market won’t be a buyer again until total capitulation |
| Bought more Intc in extended hours and it dumped a little more 😭 |
| https://preview.redd.it/gyt26tsr02fh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e532d47b940429333fc5eb40e477d446415e913 |
| wen $150 oil? |
| U jinxed it |
| Maybe he thought implied volatility was overpriced and was bullish on the stock long term. Options are not just securities used for leverage |
| Buy the 3rd dip |
| I’m so sorry |
| The current generation will never be a homeowner |
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| Just a reminder for idiots: tariffs are not a tax on exporting countries, they are a tax on importers here, and thus the American consumer. In case anybody here still has 2 braincells to rub together. |
| I think its pretty stupid that women can grow armpit hair but not beards |
| *JUST IN: Trump announces he will discuss artificial intelligence with Xi Jinping when he visits the U.S. on September 24.*\n\nBro gonna give him access to the USA Registered Voter MCP |
| I personally believe it's all just an attempt to control the markets.. The details don't actually matter it's just a ploy to prevent markets from tanking too hard too fast... bad news = markets go down, markets go down = Orange man threatens the world and markets with even worse doomsday news, markets go down more = Orange man relieves the world of his outlandish threats and markets recover even though the original bad news still exists. |
| My intel puts I hope hope print tomorrow |
| You bought puts and TSLA fell but you lost money? How does the math work? |
| Intel flat is just awful |
| https://preview.redd.it/p7dokw5o02fh1.png?width=258&format=png&auto=webp&s=528e8080efad5e16343989efa519fd2df0e8adeb\n\n |
| Your about to learn that the chosen people play by special rules |
| Naah, you ruïned you, dont blame others |
| Tomorrows gonna be a crazy green day, thank you for your contribution |
| What a bullshit market |
| I sniff a tariff'a like mia khalifa |
| I've been eating and watching anime. Was there anything in the earnings as to why INTC suddenly lost all steam? |
| But oil stocks have been profiting with the elevated prices for months, so shouldnt WTI be more sensitive to insider trading shit than the oil stocks that are already making bank? |
| They made perfect sense to the intended audience. The family made immense wealth off that prop. |
| An hero |
| Barron? Is that you? |
| Narcissists constantly create drama because they believe any affect they have on the emotions of people = power and control. |
| Ironically, so fuckin gay |
| Sure but you still think this could happen to anyone\nIt can't\n\nOnly to people who gamble |
| #Intc getting fucked just like googl after the initial epic bull trap |
| Oh bag7? |
| Russian escalation into the Baltics is not priced in to European potato futures |
| What the hell? Is intel gonna dump? |
| Has trump dug his hole too deep in Iran for a quick TACO this time around? He might have to double down |
| https://preview.redd.it/tg9ik71k02fh1.jpeg?width=1138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a0972d0b258a40f282dcf62335c703b52af312b |
| So much winning |
| I’ve been trying with not much success. |
| https://preview.redd.it/hl10y52j02fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5aedddbeaaf1e7e0b5b82f0b80cc7271e54e0e1d |
| Actress died irl |
| Then you have bigger issues to resolve |
| Feels like everyone is gone from the market. Dried up like a raisin in the sun |
| Bodacious |
| Intel about to go flat or even red probably because revenue didn’t increase by 2000% like the memory stocks. |
| Post your plays going forward so we can all make money fading you. |
| I'd be pretty pissed if I had INTC calls.\n\nThankfully, I'm a Mag 7 bagholder. |
| All of a sudden my Intel puts aren't as regarded |
| who is this theta girl |
| "I like the stock" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
| Need to buy more tacticool gear for ice |
| Kind of jealous of bulls. They get to live in delusion La La Land and ignore the hellscape of the world happening around them. |
| He sold them he didnt buy them. Also he's only down like 10% thats the average Tuesday for a lot of people. |
| USO has been good this week. I’ll cash out soon because I know I’m playing with fire… I’m one tweet away from it dropping 15-20%. |
| What happened to the intel pump? |
| i usually do calls on friday and sell on monday but maybe i'll sit this one out. |
| 90% of AI compute is in these threads |
| Nah. You’ll own a few hundred shares in two weeks. \n\nCould you recover? Sure. TSLA is a stupid stock. \n\nCould you lose more? Sure. TSLA is a fucking stupid stock. |
| Hodle cash underneath a mattress as Plan B. Who here, still invests in Tesla ?!? |
| Greed ruined you my freind |
| Intel was like lemme pumped for yall bulls. Then changed its mind lol mofo |
| Christ |
| Sorry guys, that was me |
| 90 days for a full release, 40 days to get to the DoD minimum. They keep a minimum for the military in case of a war. |
| I need an adult |
| yeah fuck the market all my stocks fown -20 to -40% from ath but spy -2%, suck my balls |
| 3x bear chips gonna brrrrttt tomorow |
| Why is he hugging pedobear? |
| I wonder if the boomers would be on board to fund social services if their nest egg implodes |
| Bro wtf is this shit. I bought a straddle for intel and watch this shit be worthless wtf |
| Doesn't he have another half a month? |
| Nah we are dead y'all |
| Lmao got called out when i said intel will fade 😂 |
| How much money we losin' tomorow!?!? |
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| On the front page of WSB |
| Nice try VOO bull forever. Im not selling so you get a better entry point. VOO 800 EOY |
| August is coming up soon. What are the rest of your limit orders set at? |
| This made me lol |
| Imagine thinking that intel would hold that pump 💀 |
| tariffs again? what is 12.5% supposed to accomplish that 10% couldn't this is turbo retarded |
| https://preview.redd.it/beg8s6p802fh1.jpeg?width=1264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edfb1b77625e5fd05b4b7f8cf7ee20dfc652c077 |
| I think he sold puts, which why not just buy a call? |
| I wonder what kinda convos big T and Melania have, he probably can't stop talking about tariffs and renovations |
| I'm selling everything |
| The end is nigh. |
| Buy Iran war bonds. |
| as someone out of the news - wtf happened? |
| Theta gang feasting on their corpses |
| Tells countries to not rely on US. \n\n*Countries proceed to stop relying on US* |
| You know some say it's the greatest decision making in the history of mankind |
| Taco Bell lettuce, the poor man’s ozempic. |
| Upgrayyedd will see you now. \n\nHe's behind the Wendy's dumpster, and on my payroll. We can use some fresh meat |
| Unfortunately I think he would truly have to believe it is bad. Send him the DD you did when you bought the calls and you might have a chance... |
| Imagine not shorting INTC/ES on that pump lmao. \n\nSome jackass saying it’s rejecting an EMA you’ve never heard of on a higher time frame than the 1m chart(those exist btw) was your sign 😂 |
| calm down timmy tough knuckles |
| When are Iran earnings? |
| This can't be real life; how did you lose money on TSLA today especially..?? |
| Its the banks who are dumb |
| the 30th is oddly specific, like you know something |
| isnt new home purchases at a low already too? lmao |
| Was down a lot more |
| Fake pump already not holding. Dump it real good tomorrow! |
| Happy ending cost extra |
| Elon rugged the stonks market with his ipo😂😂 |
| Gotta pay for a losing war somehow, and it aint gonna be coming from the rich |
| # IMAGINE THINKING ANYTHING COULD HOLD ONTO GAINS. LMAO |
| It iiiis what it iiiis\n\nLikewise brotha |
| Kinda fucked if you’re an options player. Miss the big move if that happens |
| > fund a titanic CapEx buildout for a solution in search of a problem.\n\nIs it though? Their cloud growth is pretty cool and cloud needs hardware to run on as well. |
| Wtf intel??? |
| They don’t know me, son! \nWho’s gonna carry the bags? \nWho’s gonna hold through the drawdown? \nWho’s gonna watch the portfolio bleed 40% and still say, “The thesis is intact”? \nWho’s gonna average down after the fourth “generational buying opportunity”? \nME! \nI’m gonna carry the bags! \nThe institutions sold. \nThe insiders sold. \nThe Discord disappeared. \nThe analyst cut the price target after the stock already crashed. \nBut somebody still has to provide exit liquidity. \nWHO’S GONNA CARRY THE MARKET BAGS? \nME! \nI didn’t choose the bagholder life. \nThe bagholder life chose me. \nStay long! |
| Reddit banned my girlfriend, she made a new account, they banned that too in 3 days. Puts on RDTL (GraniteShares 2x Long RDDT Daily ETF). |
| So you sold puts? |
| but we've made so many deals..\n\nlike..\n\nhmmmm. Let me think.\n\nI KNOW deals have been made. just let me think..\n\nedit: Venezuela! Ah yes, the deal that saved America. I can't think of any others. Everyones still tariffed and the war is escalating. |
| https://preview.redd.it/nugz539302fh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ad377971d8aa7423b6b01153b842f4b8c78fc45 |
| Portfolio gone |
| I lost money anyways lol |
| Government: “Challenge Accepted” |
| Is Intel being tariffed |
| Mercury has hit the gatorade |
| you were saying? |
| We’d be in a recession right now if not for AI buildout 😂 Mango just fails up, it’s amazing really. There is no karma or justice in this world |
| 12.5% tariffs from 🥭 midnight |
| I honestly think the openai story about it “escaping” is fully marketing bullshit. It just sounds retarded |
| Just lost a brand new car for the wife. That’s okay she’ll get a boyfriend she doesn’t need to drive. |
| You never heard of ENHA? |
| i dunno man, i retired at 44 on my tsla stock purchases alone, worked out quite well for me |
| lol |
| There is no bubble. Everyone avoiding AI today will regret it. |
| if he isn’t a compulsive gambler, not looking at his portfolio and waiting for musk to eventually do his magic. if he’s a compulsive gambler, he sold for a loss and bought spy fds |
| Was there another announcement? |
| He didn’t. https://www.reddit.com/u/SadNefariousness10/s/Rc8s3TiGZz |
| Sounds like she needs a boyfriend |
| Go do your backtest then come crawling back |
| I want a crash just because I’m tired of this scam market. It needs to end. The people in amd and space x were gonna get fucked anyways they didn’t have a chance |
| Well got mad and bought some dram puts as a revenge trade Korea better do there thing |
| The illegal ones we are paying back? Ooookkk |
| SPY $744 tomorrow |
| # SELL EVERYTHING!!!!!\n\n# ECONOMY COLLAPSING, INFLATION SKYROCKETING, INTEREST RATES SKYROCKETING, WAR, MANGO, EARNINGS COLLAPSING, UNEMPLOYMENT SKYROCKETING, CAPEX WITHOUT ANY ROI.\n\nwe could crash to $200 in SPY or maybe even lower |
| Greed and idiocy ruined you |
| Iran beating that ass 🤣 |
| lol now mango is doubling back on hitting powerplants for every ship hit and instead the iranians will pay for damages from seized funds\n\n |
| In a bodybag |
| 4” dick chess |
| Easy. Sell on Friday. Buy on Tuesday. |
| Dude. SO TIRED of losing money. Account is getting drained. |
| They said today. The market is closed. Adding "so far" makes no sense |
| Trump tariffs raining on the INTC parade |
| There’s a lot riding on ai becoming profitable and these companies haven’t figured it out, and they’re in a really risky position right now financially. I think the google ER showcased that and im guessing right now the intel one is probably doing something similar, and Microsoft will follow. If rising capex till 2030 is priced in, especially with these memory stocks, and shareholders right now in 2026 are getting more and more hesitant on seeing that in the reports, which is causing the stock to drop, this is not a good sign for something that is holding up the entire market basically \n\nEspecially with all that’s going on right now, the gas prices affecting everything in business and people’s disposable income being crushed by this war.. nobody knowing when it’s going to end, or get worse like we just saw with the Red Sea situation, I’m sensing that reaching for the stars literally with space stocks or figuratively with this ai stuff right now just seems like a huge gamble. It might be time to touch grass a little bit and get back to the basics. \n\nFor AI to be profitable it’s going to require human ingenuity and we just haven’t really seen that yet in a big way after all this time. I’m thinking of how all those electric vehicle stocks shot up and caved in; this probably not the same thing at all but I can see how their could end up being similarities, not meaning that it’ll stay down forever but their may be huge corrections on the horizon. I’m thinking of the rivian stock chart and some electric battery or sensor stock charts. \n\nIt’s just not looking good right now and when people are reacting to google capex increase of like 5% and posting “google just quadrupled their capex, we’re going to the moon”/ “sandisk 3000 eoy, 2000 eow” etc it seems like people are just not in touch with reality and aren’t asking themselves the bigger question which is how are these investments by these companies going to pay off, and if they don’t, how is this going to be sustained |
| skweezy! I haven't seen his movie yet but want to |
| Bonds rising, mortgage rates over 7% soon for sure. RIP home buyers. At least you can be thankful you weren't a regarded SOB that bought a home in 1981 with a mortgage rate of 16%. |
| We told you this would happen man |
| The motivation I needed |
| We overthrew an entire fucking country for this type of bullshit…. |
| A lot of people say I’m the Sheryl crow of day trading |
| You have ruined you by making such a dumb investment. |
| I wouldn't be so sure that their strategy for moon landing is particularly great. They've mostly burned through the money from NASA and all they have to show for it is 1 burnt banana delivered to fish in the ocean. |
| https://preview.redd.it/l1wfpfstz1fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d01f38e7b335edbe9a709f88a85b5f10506afe3\n\n |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **QQQ** | $710.00 (above) | $694.86 | +2.2% | Jul 30, 10:12 PM | |
| lift off will happen after Elon is fired |
| https://preview.redd.it/esul4xfnz1fh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f51c0af82443c089804280f70d430d50628d676\n\n |
| You lost money today if you weren't in Micron & SanDisk |
| !Banbet QQQ 710 1w |
| The DogeFather vs Us (we both lose). |
| Tomorrow 7am...."I've received many calls from world leaders overnight and in exchange for commitments of 200 trillion in US investment I've decided to pause tariffs for 120 days" |
| Yesterday it was powerplants and bridges for ships. Today its paying for it with frozen funds. Thats gotta be a 🌮 |
| I don't understand why anyone listens to this bullshit or complies with the tariffs. |
| I have 1500 I bought at 19. I actually bought over 2000 but sold some for cheddar |
| https://preview.redd.it/bgpmx2srz1fh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=243cc4b0a22601d72d7fe4806c20441c73dd7e6c\n\n \nYour majesty we are not worthy |
| Did you buy puts at the bottom today? |
| the latest truth by 🥭 shows he is already setting the scene for the next TACO, no wonder oil stocks sold off today whilst WTI was rising |
| Aha the Koreans probably wont break the sell button tonight right guys ? Right ????????? |
| Right? |
| Take my goddamn upvote. That picture is gold. |
| Intel option buyers in the cuck chair right now |
| Americans about to learn a new word called stagflation |
| :(((( |
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| Breaking: Elon Musk announced a new pivot. TSLA is now a breakfast burrito company. |
| It's like the railroad bubble or it-bubble. It's usefull stuff, but the valuations are crazy. Sell it all then buy all of the survivors at 10% like ericsson/nokia back in the days. But do NOT hold them for the inevitable bust. Bubble economy is standard it's just more than 1 week in the past so most investors ignore it. |
| No because you’ve been following the market for two months only and thought this was some genius conclusion? |
| Iran building back nuclear site like Amish barn builders |
| Why are they called 'light beers' if they activate the darkness in me |
| Well I’m sure we’ll find out about it eventually because once he get his money he won’t be able to help himself but to gloat about it |
| Why everyone mentioning 3am? London? |
| You ruined yourself and lack accountability, and you have a problem. |
| I lost 2k today and I was pissed until I remembered that guy and I felt much better |
| i need to SEE 👀 (then probably unsee) 🤦♂️ |
| I feel you. Hang in there! |
| INTC call holders sweating, INTC put holders sweating |
| $95 tomorrow |
| I'm hard |
| Obviously I am just as regarded as OP if I can't even interpret this chart correctly. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bs6ysypmz1fh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ef1a1a999e545899e6ab431bc42d1e082bf6780 |
| Larry Ellison needs to join the Peace Corps or retire |
| 0dte all in tmr |
| You get tariff you get tariff everyone get tariffs |
| beginning of the end |
| https://preview.redd.it/979qrxglz1fh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86e1d5191c494df688d2e0c1fe1659253ac7f574 |
| I had a feeling the algos would ruin any good earnings. Intel will be lucky to open at 0%. Selfishly I wouldn't mind if it opened red then went back up so my puts and calls don't all lose me money. |
| Not happening sadly GGs |
| oh fk that's funny |
| Congrats intel!! Fuck youuu |
| I removed those Epstein files we’ve all stopped talking about. |
| Eat kimchi |
| My god, if you use GPT now to run numbers on data you'll know how retarded it can be. Now imagine how bad its outputs were 2 years ago. |
| Its going back to 1.5-2Trillion $ company if it digs below 297. |
| I can't even imagine how this could possible happen. At what point do you not realize that your trading style is just not working the it should. After 10% or so I would just take a month off and get some training. |
| Yezzir |
| I believe in you, Korea 🥰\n\n༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ |
| ill give you my credit card just give me me a massage |
| Don't you put that evil on me |
| INTC saved the market for about an hour and 5 minutes. |
| TSLA is not a car company. It’s not an AI company either. It’s like a zen thing. It’s state of mind. Nothing tangible except the losses. Those are fucking real. |
| That reversal on INTC is straight nasty |
| Houthie and the blowfish |
| You didn’t lose. You donated to better traders. |
| Great username |
| Calls on taco bell as demand for tacos is on the rise |
| Give it time |
| You don’t KNOW? It certainly will be red by tomorrow |
| They’re shares my guy |
| Same but I'm holding this shit into the ground, it's fucking over |
| Is this hits, I hope you bet big on it |
| Yo mama |
| u didnt lose anything if u didnt sell . confused abt posting unrealized losses |
| Yes |
| Taxes on Americans yay |
| Have u guys noticed most Thursdays are red days |
| I didn't hear no bell |
| Im putting my faith(port) in the hands of the Koreans. Hopefully they treat me right 🙏 |
| They aren't an "infinite growth tech" company though, they're a 4T ad company who are maxing out their credit cards and HELOC trying to fund a titanic CapEx buildout for a solution in search of a problem. \n\n\nIf GOOGL isn't the one to figure out how to make AI profitable then the future writedowns related to today's CapEx are going to make TSLA look like Toyota. |
| No taco this time???? |
| You better be wrong 😞 |
| Bold |
| Tbf, there is nothing he doesnt ruin. |
| That's what you get. To Wendys with you, wretch. |
| WASTE MANAGEMENT CALLS. |
| ugh. i’m so sorry.😞 |
| It's not like the warning signs were...I dunno EVERYWHERE. |
| blindfolded blackjack is a safer bet |
| How the hell do you lose money on TSLA puts when the stonk was down 14%? Dude you have mad skill! |
| Capex? I barely know her |
| Whats at tomorrow 3AM. And 3AM what EDT ? PDT? |
| Eat my shorts |
| I was a houthie for a bit in middle school |
| ‘Stock market is the only salvation’- Korean regard who lost $200k. |
| Watch this be the one time he is right. We always expect him to be wrong, but what if he is fucking with us? Inverse your own inverse, fuck who knows |
| Damn. |
| Oh god opening my port felt like when the lady from the ring came out of the tv |
| Barron must have PUTS. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jfszi1xaz1fh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88363705bd81fbcde575c342ae6c1a4fa59fd583\n\n \nMy favorite saved meme |
| My ass fucking stinks |
| Yes pls daddy |
| The other being fucking over it's own people |
| I don't know. INTC might be red by tomorrow. |
| Facts lmao we had a good run |
| Wake me up when we go below for 50k and sp7000 next week |
| LMFAO |
| Calls on AMZN and GOOG is logical play for next few weeks |
| Great, more inflation. |
| Mutha fuckker trying to tank the markets and the. Pill them up before midterms. Same play as March/April 2025 |
| And I am grateful for that. I know the amount of money I lost is probably many people can not see in their entire life |
| Working at Wendy's for the next 200 years. |
| Thank you. I used to get my rush off sports betting (small amounts). This is much more fun. \n\nI have a job that you basically sit around and do nothing until the last week of the month. Then you work your ass off. \n\nSo this keeps me busy and I really enjoy the mental stimulation. |
| Well right now the market is punishing them for it so why don't they just cut capex if they're so concerned with short term stock price? |
| **BanBet Created** ▼ | **Record:** 1W - 2L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $700.00 (below) | $738.77 | -5.2% | Jul 30, 10:09 PM | |
| he said he wasnt worried because he has 30 years for it to recover. lol. elon would be 85 years old by then. if that cult is still bagholding for him then... oh boy, haha |
| Like clearly had no idea what he was doing, got caught up in FOMO. |
| That economy is soooooooo regarded |
| !Banbet SPY 700 1w |
| i remember a 🌮🌮🌮 Tuesday 🧐 |
| #THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN??? |
| Why not |
| This is 3rd generation inheritance behavior right here |
| What did you lose so much on? |
| Later they're declared illegal, they're reimbursed to corporations but not end users.\n\nHe just invented private taxes! |
| Just like the Yeltchin 's Russia, then the Seven Private Equity Firms will emerge. |
| you’re not going to tell us what happened? |
| the s in spcx is begging for a downgrade |
| GGs LMFAO. SPY 750 3am |
| I have this locked in to my visual wank bank. |
| Suckerber will pull the pin |
| Down ~80% today. Unsure if i try to dig myself out or just take it and leave |
| Congrats |
| First of All. This is a humble brag at best. Secondly, how? You didn't sell yet. Why did you buy so high? We should hit $300 tomorrow maybe 290 |
| Going to? Did the Strait open? |
| And later they'll refund every business that passes the tariffs onto regular customers. |
| That is so cute. |
| Your fault for betting on him in the first place regard |
| All laughs but it's true tho. and then people will be asking wtf just happened |
| https://preview.redd.it/u9s8ntz3z1fh1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=465b85cd9ea25f293154b2f1928f4b41af2efb7f |
| You ruined yourself |
| Picking up pennys behind a steamroller or whatever. Def gonna keep drilling |
| Eventually you end up like the smell of the lube |
| Tariffs on top of a looming oil crisis?\n\nBelieve it or not, calls. |
| Thought scotus overruled these? Whatever |
| Theres a reason you only sell puts at the strike you are okay with owning the shares at |
| Sold spy puts at 725. Safe to own at that level? |
| Cash secured put is long Elon. |
| !banbet SPY 730 24hr |
| https://preview.redd.it/ppytlfe1z1fh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e63d4bf00f1b261a0dbd0dd1e1ef21a9aa947b7 |
| Don't have that stamina anymore |
| Fuck that shit |
| His wife heard him sleep talking.\n\n“Capex….” He said |
| Don’t bother Korean jesus |
| just jerk it dude, it'll be faster and you'll get more sleep time in. save that stuff for friday and saturday |
| Bears are never escaping the allegations |
| TSLA and Buttcorn will soon merge. New ticker: $TARD |
| He's too stupid even for this sub |
| Buy memory? |
| Yes pls |
| Why? Thought this shit was illegal |
| Jim Cramer talking about a black Monday crash\n\nBears fooked |
| SPYD is up 2x SPY ytd and has about the same yield as the 2-year currently. WTF am I even doing? |
| neither divorce your wife she shouldnt have to be married to someone like you |
| The best time to enter the market is when I’m not in it. I’ll let you know when that happens |
| Someone’s angry they missed out |
| Just has to work until he is 110 years old now. No biggie. |
| It has for the better to be honest. I feel free not checking app daily for hours |
| Don't worry, it's gonna dump more |
| Sell them mfs |
| and its going red |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| bro you got an addiction problem. delete the app and never look back. only conservative etfs from here. |
| The United States empire is going to be seen as a paper tiger real quick 😅😭\n\nCBS News: The U.S. cannot sustain the rate at which it expended precision munitions early in the campaign against **Iran** |
| I just got 4 contracts , 2% otm calls expiring tomorrow. Lets see what happens. I m tired of losing money so didnt wanna risk much.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3yfo6wwvy1fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c38ad5a7b1342f972d6a74b77b39be2ba2372a0c |
| No taco this time?? |
| What korea finna do tonight |
| My moves tomorrow are to bend over and think of a happy place |
| I’ll be over at 9 pm to destroy her. You can watch in the corner |
| If it’s on the Internet, it’s got to be true |
| Haven’t looked at Oracle in a long time, good thing I didn’t look at it. |
| Do sum research before you ever do anything n not js a quick google ACTUALLY research |
| Equity down, debt up. |
| [And then they tried to argue that they actually had a really fancy equation to determine the trade deficit by adding two fancy Greek variables whose values canceled out lmao](https://economics.stackexchange.com/questions/60195/what-is-the-complete-liberation-day-tariff-formula) |
| Both |
| Still thinking about that retard that threw his entire 401k (valued at +300k) at SPCX at like 212 |
| I dont do prediction gambling but i would full port tariff negotiations and 30 day break period announcement this weekend lmao |
| Early congrats to all $spy discount buyers for tomorrow. 3am! |
| It ain’t a loss until you sell. This will be right back up tomorrow. |
| Why facist company |
| Leave it to mango to destroy another market |
| And yet you still have more money than I do. |
| Some of yall actually can’t be real w the shit u invest in😭 |
| Best div stock? AB? |
| Peace talks tonight? No centcom posts yet |
| He needs a daily shit show to move away from yesterday's nonsense.\n\nIt is really impressive this can work for so long. |
| Gov contracts is what I'm hoping for. Not money I was uncomfortable with losing, but damn, building muscle holding these bags. |
| https://preview.redd.it/d95auh2py1fh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb3200acdc3e80243152dcf8ea2e5d74cd039583\n\n \nHere is you after Elon finishes |
| It would be more funny if the blade to the knife was backwards |
| Chop |
| Intel gona be just like service now beat earnings and then went down 5% at market open lmao just watch... |
| I would bet my life I’ve both been to more countries than you and eaten at nicer restaurants than you could even get a reservation at. I have managers in NYC, Paris, and Tokyo in my cell phone. I speak 4 languages. I am literally in Mexico right now eating ceviche made from fish I caught myself this afternoon. I live a life you could only dream of.\n\nBut most importantly, I have way more money than you could ever even dream of getting your hands on.\n\nKeep hating America. You will never enjoy the quality of life available to Americans. Deep down, you know it too. That’s why you’re such a bitter clown.\n\nIf you aren’t from America OR Europe, this isn’t even a conversation worth continuing lmfao |
| Nuclear is not the only answer. The problem with modular nuclear power is it's like ten years out, there is something called fuel cell technology, buddy |
| Wym? I have INTC $91 puts expiring tomorrow shit will moon tomorow … |
| It’s dead dude |
| They are a military contractor now. They won't let them fail |
| Rob from the poor to give to the rich! |
| Damn everyone hating. This is great man. Especially since you’re enjoying yourself and still have a regular job. Awesome job |
| Could be stripe buying them tbh. |
| I get that the US has unstoppable diarrhea, but they could've just kept it within their borders |
| Its Friday tomorrow so everyone expected that we dump so MMs will pump it instead. |
| Stop it, you’re making me hot. |
| Now is a fantastic time for some fresh new tariffs. Amazing beautiful decision making. No one's ever seen decision making like this before. |
| And Google was at $400 . |
| Do you think the 40 day thing means literally 40 days lol? Even if the reserve was extracted at 100% capacity it’d take 90 days to release it all, and the reserve isn’t being extracted at 100% capacity to begin with. \n\nOil is an issue but this “40 days” shit is so misconstrued |
| bull flag |
| You took the Dec 2026, 200 ... didn't you?! |
| Yep. Military contract. They're untouchable now |
| nice and oil ramping up, lets drill |
| Or 700? Fuck it, just don’t theta me |
| Do you know the Bart simpson pattern ? |
| When u put money into a bs company like tesla this is what u get. Esp playing with options on a bum ass ticker like this one |
| Dude is gonna put floating data centers in space. |
| Imagine Tesla was a normal company with a p.e of 40 how much better the world would be . Which would mean Tesla is 140b company |
| You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go short against Elon when his ego is on the line"! |
| https://preview.redd.it/lxetjvlhy1fh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb531c5cbca4e151540b3428a9844281dc43d4a |
| https://preview.redd.it/2u49p3ugy1fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9be318e02bd5508bbf3134d9c6855995378bf23a |
| Drager |
| Wait until they find out that we're constrained on making more microchips by a lack of microchips |
| What an incompetent fat sack of shit. |
| https://preview.redd.it/cepcnoocy1fh1.png?width=385&format=png&auto=webp&s=297f9abaa4168f1a284f8f1f671431d495a2e90f\n\n# What a RETARD |
| Mine did this morning. Then after lunch it healed very quickly\n\nI'm still careful when I wipe though |
| going to zero when they can't pay their debt |
| Wouldn't it need to be red for red tomorrow? $SPY 750 3am |
| What a terrible day to have eyes. |
| Hi, I'm Googl stock. I fucking crush earnings every time and the entire world is hooked on my shit. I'm the greatest company since Jesus and even Buffet wants this dick. \n\nGoogl - 7% |
| I thought the same... But shit just keeps going up.\n\n\nThis retard is doing his damnest work to crash it, and the retards in suits somehow keep sending it up anyways. \n\n\nNothing makes sense anymore. Just buy 0dte and ball. |
| I have a 9-5. I’m not struggling by any means. I want to know if that is a big enough sample size for me to increase position size |
| Using that tomorrow.\n\nWings, deep fried pickles, mozzarella sticks tonight.\n\nSteak tomorrow |
| You ruined you by believing in that shit pickle. |
| Man, what a time to be alive and be a complete loser. |
| It ain't over till it's over |
| Should I make love to my wife tonight or jerk it to cuck porn |
| What is funny is that the companies know he will refund them later anyway, so it is basically just a tax that goes from the consumers into the sellers pockets |
| Ooo, nice 🔥 |
| No crying in the casino |
| I don’t hate this : they seem like the weakest of the those with exposure to any slowing of the AI enthusiasm. What’s the borrow? Is it paramount exposure? It seems like slowing or killing that merger might help the Ellison’s |
| Somebody please stop this drilling. My calls are getting cooked 🇺🇸 |
| Canadian dollars are 0.7 \n\nIt’s still like 322k usd |
| About to trade in my own tesla for an ice vehicle to further increase oil demand |
| Why is the market so flaccid |
| Where did my post go you a****** |
| Astrology boys, what kinda technical setup is SPY displaying |
| Ground hog day! |
| all the last of our missiles and shit on their way to eyeran, imagine if gyna takes the opportunity :clifford: :clifford: |
| Negotiations this weekend and break period starting on monday and ends on some random tuesday |
| Dissapointing that bad news were dropped after market close, surely that couldve been done this weekend and allow 1 green day first |
| In a good way right? |
| Poor penguins. |
| Who is they? |
| It can still go lower |
| You'll live. It's an expensive lesson but this loss will not alter your lifestyle |
| In the bread line |
| Anyone else buying ~~ElonCoin~~ SPCX and TSLA here? Feels like they have to go up because reddit hates them so much now. |
| NOK is the only ticker that doesn’t hate me |
| I actually closed this morning after LMT earnings. Got me spooked for a drone run. UMac flew today, Onds seems to be gaining momentum. You might get out with a DOD announcement |
| They found a loophole |
| 4 dick chess is rather entertaining |
| I'm wearing my wwkd bracelet |
| Half GIC... |
| Would have had better odds at a casino |
| anyone's asshole feel ripped open today |
| This timeline sucks. Can I move to a different one? \n\nI'm tired, boss |
| Futes flat lol. Big red tomorrow |
| It's largely random, some people are bound to get lucky many times in a row when so many people are playing the game. Just probabilities. |
| All yours, I’ll take this overvalued bad boy instead |
| i did too. on shares of VTI |
| That was my mindset although I don't care about useless watches. I like nice cars but I'd rather be able to easily afford 10 news nice cars and then buy a used one, than to buy new ones and be in debt. |
| I hate when people refer to any inanimate object as a she, some traders I know call SPY she like "she left with out me or she's really pumping today" |
| Someone use AI to hack All trumps account and tweet $spy to 900 and no more war so I can 1000x |
| Since when did legality stop him |
| half cash, half stock? |
| I hope BRK holders are happy with their 0.16% |
| When you bet on musk you lose. When you don't bet on musk you still lose. |
| found a harry potter cabin in vermont thats kinda sick |
| No it's not. I get 190k after taxes yearly now. So, its only about 1 year of my pay |
| Ok Martha Stewart |
| Maybe they sold at 220\n\nNah they working til they die at Walmart |
| Why deep frier? Grill baby grill |
| Be like his board members. Don't invest in Elon. |
| its not a loss until you close\n\nyou are lucky though after hours volume for TSLA and TSLL says its gonna have a nice rebound |
| Hide your produce, no vegetable or fruit, is safe around this man. |
| You can sell options yaknow |
| You do realize that Deep Fucking Value was investigated for collusion, and all he did was post his shares. You just asked the WSB community to collude….if you make lots of money on this play, you just screwed yourself.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fjm562ezx1fh1.jpeg?width=1402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06761d166fd150ba9b33dfa327cf5d8cb72b9e63 |
| Very high |
| I just took a look at the charts.\n\n# NOT good.\n\nI don't know what I'm even looking at, I don't know how to read! 😠😤😤😤 |
| Lol, and it's about to drop even further when the lock up runs out in August and earnings on the 3rd. Can't believe alot of people didn't see it coming, it's why I haven't even touched spcx yet. Waiting on the real bottom, especially with the starship launch today that can turn it even further. |
| Still a retard |
| I'm glad he ruined you. All you all ever do on this forum? Here is talk s*** about Elon, and it's only because of politics. You all bash him all the d*** time, so i'm glad he's destroyed you |
| ORCL going to stunt on these hoes tomorrow |
| You’re an idiot if you think people are buying INTC bc of Trump lol. If anything that may be a detriment to all the great things the company is doing\n\nEdit: you are a degenerate options trader who doesn’t even bother to look at any fundamentals idk why bother even argue with you. Ur whole portfolio is a meme. Trading 0DTE options lmao |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **GOOGL** | $330.00 (above) | $318.80 | +3.5% | 23h 60m | |
| Jack off O’ Lanterns? |
| !banbet GOOGL $330 1d |
| It's CAD so that's only like 50 real dollars |
| like blood diamonds. |
| This is one of the best memes ive ever seen |
| Not even has ruined you. Your own stupidity has ruined you. |
| Have you tried cumstain? That still gets people's attention. Shitdick too. |
| From this point on $SPCX will only explode rockets in the atmosphere on Green Day’s. \n\nThanks for your attention to this matter |
| I make that much YTD taking a dump on company time. |
| My move tomorrow is to probably just stay out of it |
| aka dumping their debt on the US govt. |
| Sure |
| Everyone see this comings |
| https://preview.redd.it/eww8xzwtx1fh1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415e45292013461c00e94ede91211e5548e32e81\n\n |
| Not sure what's more retarded, the fact that you wasted your money or that you made money while I'm down on memory. |
| do you know what the CAD in his screenshot stands for or do you think it is an airport code |
| There it is, the "sell now" signal |
| Try options and day trading |
| We’ve drifted too far away from the mid 740’s. It’s scary and I don’t know what to do so far away from home. |
| Hmm to go long on ES or short…what would the Koreans do |
| Someone earlier said they had INTC $130 calls expiring tomorrow, thank you for your sacrifice |
| Anyone notice MSFT is red while SPY is red, that's right, from now on MSFT is always red |
| Well imagine you shorted it instead. |
| No, that would be the wsb mods |
| Not interesting. Banks won't force the issue because a liquidation hurts them.\n\nInteresting item is wondering if all these billionaire buddies do a stock pump circle jerk for the purpose of extracting max cash from banks, etc. |
| Thanks |
| https://preview.redd.it/30afs8brx1fh1.png?width=492&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d815402841801d9a3908b16400e305c8abd1acf\n\n |
| laughing sitting in my Tesla |
| Slave syrup tastes better imo |
| Gotta keep the kettle warm, bring more heat. Never a day without another crazy decision |
| I'm not European but I've travelled to 50+ countries, the USA among them. \n\nThe food there is worse than Mexico. Bro, Nicaraguan beef is better than that USDA shit.\n\nWhen you get a passport, unlike most Americans, get enough money to leave your mum's basement, unlike most Americans. You will learn. \n\nOh yeah, your college girls are easy tho, so that was nice. You probably don't know about that either.... |
| Not 120%? I am disappointed |
| It's only 4 % of the total company. How is it rigged to pass the crash onto naive buyers. |
| my cheeks are oiled |
| Good good stay green all night.. I need some cheap puts for the weekend |
| I was much more profitable buying index funds instead of trading, but i don't like money anyway |
| Sorry, but you're not alone |
| You can't punch a kid! Dad should have taught him manners |
| I already forgot lol it was 6 months back |
| Wasn't those illegal before? |
| Because you cant argue against it. Nice try you disingenious dipshit. A low iq mongloid trying to resort to strawman like you dont deserve to be treated with decency. |
| 10%? I'll tell you how to make it back (and more) in a month. Sell your entire portfolio, buy LITE, and sell 43d covered calls at 895 strike. Done. |
| Going long on spacesex |
| So far…. You’ve lost $72k so far |
| Cant wait to buy calls after the dip |
| Its at 739 now, a 3-4$ bounce can happen within 1 minute by totally made up fake news about the possibility of a weekend ceasefire headline. |
| Was it ever confirmed? |
| The winning is quite easy. The not losing is what gets ya |
| I’m holding so much in oil futures I’m either gonna be filthy rich or I’m having the whole damn queue down at Hormuz headed my way for delivery |
| To make you feel better, 133k today is not even close to being life changing money. It was in like 1994 |
| If you lose you can’t post for a week. If you win, you get nothing. Mods know their audience |
| intel call over, nuke it |
| Does seem that way for like a month or so |
| It was axutally our trade deficits with each country, the answer is even fucking stupider |
| oil up buddy |
| I should just buy index funds and leave it alone and not do options, but that’s boring as hell. |
| everyone talks about semi stocks 52w gains but nobody looking at other sector juggernauts like BTSG |
| I hate when everything but memory is red |
| Loss porn on WSB lately is getting ridiculous |
| Can't believe the Ayatollah is shitting in America's salad supply and giving them cyclospora. |
| Hes on the hook for the big merger between two big media conglomerates. If it doesn't work out and oracle stock tanks more he will lose alot. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4huoorc3x1fh1.png?width=291&format=png&auto=webp&s=f4ed25c9b06a19b51322e373d1e858c11648ecdd\n\nI don't see how others are losing so much money. My 5 ETF stocks barely make any dent on today's bearish day of decline. |
| How do you know? |
| very legal and very cool. Totally no insider trading involve. Definitely would be surprise to see the next month's congressional stock disclosure. Who will be the lucky congressman ? |
| I feel like people have become so desensitized to profanity in this day and age, you have to use random boomer-esque phrases to really get under someone’s skin |
| Everything u say is wrong lmao |
| Don't worry he'll do it twice just so that you know he wasn't kidding. |
| #Let me guess, tomorrow will be another day where SPY rips but almost every stock dumps LMAO🤌 |
| Zero chance of coincidence |
| Hope there are bags of money on their. |
| Futures market open up |
| I'm here for 35 |
| btw btw |
| What are the odds the Koreans fuck up semis tonight? |
| Just chant to yourself "It was just fiat currency anyway!" until you forget. =) |
| What interesting thing would happen? Go on… |
| WE COME BACK STRONGER |
| Ive got the deep frier out, fire cranking, entire bar full of booze. Going back to work Monday is gonna blow. |
| That’s it, let the rage flow through you |
| Diamond hands, brother |
| https://preview.redd.it/uy2gx3igx1fh1.jpeg?width=446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ac472cfa223883752c1c21f1f96d6fc1a530481 |
| Desparate propaganda lol |
| They won’t let MU stay above 1000, dumb asses |
| Yeah that's interesting. 37% weighted contract volume spike from average all in short-dated OTM Calls. SEC should absolutely investigate |
| intc |
| Do I have get a 401k |
| liquid silicon for intel ofc |
| love how he puts tariffs on everything except the shit the US desperately needs like oil, fertilizer etc. Like bro you tax our maple syrup cause of apparent sLaVeRy were taxing the oil and fertilizer... lol |
| What you're saying is a bear has to pee on the economy for it to grow? |
| I lost 90% of my portfolio in 2024, but I’m up 15% since then so don’t count me out yet |
| The goal is to crash financial markets on purpose |
| Who said that? |
| Ok... But that's how I'd expect the "infinite growth tech" companies to function. What would be bullish to you? A 10% dividend? |
| https://preview.redd.it/67rbdkodx1fh1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93f0978939b4517a6d7cd64f5a844c295097ce1d |
| Come on trump..... Post something about the war being over so markets can go up. |
| So far 🚀💦 |
| https://preview.redd.it/7h2fx2adx1fh1.jpeg?width=1254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c24b3a9c99af689fde7682cd82aef57a14c6ebae |
| Thank you. |
| perfect timing... |
| Norfolk Island has been ripping us off for too long! |
| Losing money. That's the opposite of making money. Hope that helps. |
| Bols being delulu again (I am bol) |
| Get assigned and hodl |
| Only 1? You need at least 5\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/08dq3itbx1fh1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca1107c67e49be0d9b785f9072f451cf0100398f |
| https://preview.redd.it/1arp3sgbx1fh1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=abc7d322dbabfef1357f067d69305adeb35cafc3 |
| He’s trying to pop the bubble. You can’t change my mind. He’s leveraged to the tits on gold or some shit and wants the economy to collapse. |
| The Nana guy sold way before the pump. Absolute regardation. |
| It’s more likely Donny T hooks him up fat to get out of whatever fiscal pickle Larry E may find himself in and ORCL pumps back to $220 |
| huh? |
| Womp womp |
| Probably $100k |
| I'm tired boss. |
| This is the unhinged shit I come here for |
| $12 |
| [liars gonna lie](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1v4rso7/comment/ozdb2b0/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| I know nothing about why you’re doing that but I do know you did it to yourself. |
| ill show you my tip |
| My uncle worked in forestry told me that if a bear pees in the same spot long enough, the soil chemistry changes permanently. Apparently one black bear kept using the same tree for years and the tree ended up growing faster than the surrounding forest. Scientists called it a "localized nutrient anomaly" but everyone in town just called it the Piss Pine.What's crazier is that bears can allegedly smell another bear's pee from over 10 miles away. That's farther than most people can drive before missing their exit. Think about that. You're sitting in traffic, trying to find a Starbucks, and a bear three postal codes away is getting a full chemical biography from a puddle. The government doesn't talk about this because if people realized how powerful bear pee is, there'd be chaos. Fertilizer companies would collapse overnight. Home Depot would have armed security around the gardening section. |
| How's that |
| Or at least rent cheap cloud space from the datacenters that do get built. |
| You failed from the beginning by trading in Canadian Dollars, you have to trade in Freedom Dollars for it be real. |
| Big if true |
| Comcast can smd |
| BERS ARE FKED LMFAO |
| I realized that this sub is just a degenerate cesspool where we can openly call people retards\n\nSo that's all im here for is to just laugh at you brokie retard losers |
| It’s the same people going on IG and defending spcax calling everyone else dumb for not spending MORE while we all keep saying this isn’t gonna pan out, only to come back to Reddit to cry about it |
| Isnt that pretty poor guidance? |
| Good that i lost it quickly so I could see what a mess i was in. Always better to lose and get out when youre young |
| I thought the Supreme Court ruled these illegal |
| tell me you don't know anything about what's going on with AI without telling me, lol. at least i know your opinion isn't worth reading going forward, thank you for clearing that up |
| I’m sure the Americans will love to pay even more taxes on products they like to buy. |
| oh back to summer tariff season again? what got bored of war related economic destruction? |
| I hear some firms will accept your first born for 100 shares!\n\nSeems like that's your next move here, bro! |
| Well, you *were* warned. |
| shoulda fought the kid, dad didn't do anything |
| Ber detected |
| I only know about buying and selling sndk, no other stock interests me |
| You have zero clue what my portfolio looks like. You have no clue about the diversity of my assets. \n\nThe question was do I have an edge or am I lucky. |
| Analysts' average price target is like over $85. They keep making forward construction and regulatory progress. They're sitting on a massive pile of cash. |
| https://preview.redd.it/e7x7kg12x1fh1.png?width=894&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ed5c40b6aac86b3201cbe8bfa284be7f57ed8eb\n\n |
| bro HOW ? \n\n |
| Oh my gourd |
| Orcl, fade my darling |
| How the fuck did you lose on the q puts on the runup into tech earnings? It always dumps the day after |
| C'mon Mango crash the market! |
| Balls |
| Yeah. I’ve made a decent amount of money too and tend to withdraw profits when I get them. Probably will take me at least a couple months to recover the losses but that’s the game I guess. |
| That dude has never delivered on any of his promises on time. Seriously. |
| Why when I just find on here need Google to go down can't feed the machine |
| I don't need to argue. You've lost by resorting to name-calling. |
| I’m so fucking addicted to fucking pumpkins man. When you gonna come and fuck some pumpkins with me bro? Pumpkins make me so fucking horny. |
| Technically a you problem |
| My grandma didn’t even leave me a card. This dude got $700,000. |
| XDD You're spitting FACT |
| Well, I was bummed about my intc puts but turns out I would have been fucked either way |
| https://preview.redd.it/pjol16bxw1fh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8c6646810820dac12356fe26d4feac33dbc8683 |
| If I have time machine I would go back and burn a paper named Attention Is All You Need |
| I know, good job on making money. Hopefully, and I say this to all retards here including myself, we will all win tomorrow! |
| NO IM NOT FUK U\n\noh shit wait |
| I am surely liking option 3 and im certain eventually that will make up for the loss in years to come... |
| Tesla is teetering off the $1 trillion market cap club at $1.00T |
| Gee...I wonder *why*? |
| Seeing +$2,571 in realized profit and then reading "taking profits is for pussies" is peak WSB logic. That 350% gain is already more than what most people make in two weeks of grinding at work. The real question is if you got diamond hands or just forgot to set a stop loss before going to sleep. I got burned once holding SPY overnight thinking I was genius, woke up to my account looking like a crime scene. So yeah hold for the moon but maybe screenshot the balance before it disappears. |
| !banbet \[ticker\] \[+/-x% or flat number\] \[time - like 2d, 2w\] |
| And its going to 100k by tomorrow |
| # RetardedRetardedRetardedRetardedRetardedRetardedRetardedRetardedRetarded |
| https://preview.redd.it/on3wp1kuw1fh1.png?width=717&format=png&auto=webp&s=0acf67d183c3df1edef1ded74feb326f5697d770\n\n |
| What would it take for Cramer to throw shade at apple by 9:30 am tomorrow |
| He has to deal with Earth politics. People are protesting against him sending rockets up. His plan works in theory when people don't put stick in the wheels, but we are on Earth. |
| Dow still above 50k btw |
| the orange wizard strikes again |
| Yes. |
| Market so retarded SPY will be 750 by 3am. LOL |
| Your fukin shift key broken son? |
| Holy shit lol |
| larry ellison turning everything he touches into shit. orcl, cbs news, american media, the movie industry |
| $200 oil would be pretty *funny* |
| Barron must have some huge bets on a mid terms loss. |
| Why is he doing this again? He’s bored! |
| https://preview.redd.it/n0bzf7xsw1fh1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fbde9dfc50e2f38e8809e414e0968309b8266a7 |
| Desensitized. These new tariffs are just replacing the ones expiring tomorrow essentially. |
| it went down because of "spcexit" I'm talking about insiders and first investors that just could not wait for that sweet IPO.. |
| Pepperidge farm remembers |
| google bro \n\nNvidia Corp. signed a $1.5 billion agreement with Amkor Technology Inc. to help bolster the company’s chip packaging facilities, part of a broader push to expand semiconductor operations in the US. |
| Mane that’s just methed up |
| I hate how people post these things constantly, but they don’t show what their positions were |
| https://preview.redd.it/71j0wxorw1fh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a206581a045e45306e4353f046824dbc28e000a |
| I’m tired of winning boss |
| Was just making a general observation young squire |
| I hope so for the sake of my LEAPS |
| I don't know, unless you managed to smuggle in a Chinese car, um ... perhaps a Roomba? \n\nLMAO!!! |
| That island full of penguins was just mad he was playing 4D chess |
| penny stocks have been pumping so much i started trading them in my roth \n\nshit is too easy just look at after hours volume and buy half then set low limit for other half in case a gap down |
| Just an FYI guys if you're going to try to port into SKHY for their earnings just know you're exposing to their supply lockup and a potential arbitrage premium that could compress. Easier to long micron tbh |
| N word? Hard r? |
| GAPED. |
| yeah my dumbass called the 10% and it went to 12.5 |
| I dont need any dive. Just give me the price of stocks Im tracking and call it the day. No BS chatbot deep dive AI point of view blah blah blah |
| I’m not losing. |
| Those are shares in the screenshot. |
| This markets the continuation of the semis bear market |
| Bro 🥭 trying to crash the market with 12.5 tariffs |
| Regard |
| What’s your cost |
| https://preview.redd.it/z74sehbow1fh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b3604e3c73ececea7c821a718708fd477cb053 |
| Iv on intc 298% moves 5% |
| Spy 445 tomorrow tho. |
| # We did it Joe! 😎 |
| Imagine if China had this power. A Winnie the poo meme would disapear you and your family. |
| Snake Eyes\n\nThat’s gotta hurt. |
| I lost a ton of money but not in 2 days. You're a special one. Welcome to the team |
| I think a really good llm would be valuable on its own, problem is the competition someone will just make an open source knock off |
| I strongly dislike the Intel CFO \n\n\nHe says someshit that makes me want to cut my peen off a few times a year |
| Futures open red or green in 6 minutes |
| Yeah problem youre missing is that these AI tokens cost more to generate than they bring in, and this CapEx is largely semiconductors which depreciate so quickly that it's questionable they should even count as CapEx in the first place, so these data centers arent fire and forget printing machines...theyre expensive as hell to run. |
| 722k to go |
| 12.5% tax on 99.4% of all imports. \n\nDumbest motherfucker of the year award will always go to this guy, won’t it? |
| fuck yo watch! |
| You ruined yourself pal |
| SFYL bagholder. ... Hey flying cars are ANY MINUTE now haha!! |
| I have $41 to buy the dip |
| Question for the people who forked out the 100k a month for 🥭's insider trading feed:\n\nIs it specific postions, like 7/31 USO calls? Or just general like "puts" and "calls"? |
| Tariff Man is back with a vengeance |
| Might need to do a poopie, it’s like the duct tape of the human body |
| Oh oh... |
| Remember when they very clearly used ChatGPT (poorly) to determine tariff % on countries from data that made absolutely zero sense and then proudly put it on a sign. |
| Man folks pushing by so much on Capex questions to intel trying to make their puts print. Hard ball questions though. |
| Cancer plz |
| Bullish |
| At least I included the name calling into my argument first you drooling glue eater. Stop dodging the question though. Does charity or acts of kindness require forgiveness? Because that clearly establishes what moral failure is. |
| Not on my SPY 750 Watch |
| Half your life gablings... |
| Hate to say it, but you ruined yourself buck going all in on the most expensive IPO in history and all |
| I like the vibes |
| Never give up. You will recover soon |
| Exactly... Better not to trade and just keep buying automatically every paycheck on index funds. Much better life |