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| I’m tryna make more money to gamble with sir |
| this is a Wendys |
| Lulu gonna dump 20% again? |
| Are you saying openAI is going to buy Reddit? |
| How many hours is acceptable to ask for your first raise in the trades? I’m an electrical apprentice and just passed 1500 hours. Thinking it may be time. I’ve heard 1800 hours thrown around but I’m a hell of a lot better now than I was |
| proseltyse |
| Because now they are trying to push the wide leg trend |
| you guys are truly regarded. you do realize things like futures markets that are traded with CME are the single global centralized exchange right? literally every order is public on the time and sales. yeah, if you're fucking around with equities and the commons your gonna get fucked... but i guess we are on wsb afterall |
| I’ll wait. I can wait. All day. Actually. No go ahead! I got all day |
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| #### It has come to my attention that **Bearhunter429** is touring the **USA** 🦅\n\n#### he finna be **arrested** by **ICE** 🧊 for being outside **Canada** 🍁 🤡 |
| Yep, i used to get very angry at it but overtime learned to chill but sometimes it really gets to me. |
| STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWN |
| I knew a corn freak who put EVERYTHING in it and use to proselytise about that shit lol. I expect on his deathbed he'll still be waiting for it to moon so he can live and start a family, give up the supermarket job etc. |
| Imagine storing that much gold on the front lines on ww3 |
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| !banbet PRM $32 8w |
| everyone shitting on 🌽, but what if... nah\n\n# 🌽bros r fuk |
| Do you have a good paying job that pays above $250k/year and provides 50 days of PTO? |
| Last chance to buy bitcoin for over 80k! Invest now! |
| Its down less fhan a 1000$ man, its not even a big deal at this point |
| Prefutes futin' |
| Never forget at 8am 90 years ago when the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor in San Diego\n\nWhat a terrible day |
| Last chance to buy over 80k |
| Yeah jobs like those need filled. However hardly anyone wants to pick fruit off of plantations but that doesn’t pay shit. those jobs need filled and i dont see them paying ludicrous wages. its anecdotal on both sides so if you want to link me a job posting i can apply for that you speak of i will gladly apply |
| Bitcoin formed a great V formation. |
| Tight and deep |
| I support eth 500 because I want to see how tom Lee spins it |
| I agree. I wanna buy puts on MSTR but too expensive |
| That's nothing. I get annoyed by the randomness of markings on cats and dogs. I seethe in pain when I hear announcements on a train. |
| check what again? is there something I didn't know I could be checking? |
| GREEN BY MORNING |
| send corn to 32k already\n\nthen new cycle to 250k\n\neth to $500 |
| I hate it too, but correlation is too strong to ignore |
| Doji candle formed in 🌽 \n\nReverse Bart Simpson head formation activated |
| That V tho. |
| Yes theyre being paid to go by the companies that will pay them dirt cheap, why do you think americans rallied behind 🥭? its not good for the immigrants either tho because theyre essentially slaves to the company if they want their H1B or green card. Yes most companies train on the job which is regarded because theres no point to going to college or trade school when you can be taught. Thats not the system we designed, its a regarded system that demands useless credentials to be deemed worthy of actual credentials to use if you dont stay at your first job outta school. |
| These guys are making a killing. I know guys havent been in the country a year making 2k a week because there is literally no one to fill the positions because the work / schedule. They arent slaves they are loving it and living like kings having all their expenses paid |
| Yeah. I’ve seen the reviews on YouTube. Me and the wife are gonna check it out. I went to Oder hbo, but there was like zero promotion or deals to be had. So I’m opting to wait it till I get like $10 a month for 6 months or something like that. Then we will binge it. Just got to stay away from spoilers. Being off Facebook for over year now definitely helps this. |
| Lol check again, more like we going pump 14%. |
| How’s it going???? |
| I hate that BTC is an indicator now. |
| Fell $100 in a week. Falling. |
| Bitcoin - United States dollar -> `88894.6685` (-373 / -0.418%) |
| !p btc |
| December 7th, 2025 9:00am-9:30am the great bitcoin collapse. We saw it first hand folks. The bers really got us that time. Fucking pussies |
| Poland’s central bank adds 14 tonnes of gold in November, bringing 2025 YTD purchases to 96 tonnes. Total holdings now 544 tonnes |
| corn is wild |
| Yes theyre being paid to go by the companies that will pay them dirt cheap, why do you think americans rallied behind 🥭? its not good for the immigrants either tho because theyre essentially slaves to the company if they want their H1B or green card |
| When those contracts print 💰they’ll say gurrrl, she ate. |
| Hehe. I can tell from the downvotes. Ah well, let them inhale their copium - I don't give a shit. |
| Just get it fixed up idiot |
| Sell |
| Where do i get a queer squad? |
| Generate USDT, short BTC? Hahaha! |
| They are just an f150 company. |
| At your own risk. TSLer has a way of butt fucking puts. |
| Misophonia. I dislike chewing gum loudly and making bubbles. My blood pressure collapses, my nickname was Monk because I can’t explain if is OCD, but I get stressed by corners not aligned or hair on eyes, and when I talking to somebody with nose piercings I can’t looked at them. I get an urge in pulling that nose ring out. It’s horrible. |
| I like games |
| Everybody laughing at BTC dropping 4% not realizing their entire portfolio about to drop 14% tomorrow on open. |
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| Rubio hates hates hates Chevron, it's more complicated than you think |
| The only people in the world talking about att is WSB\n\nshits mediocre garbo |
| Burry!? Is that you sweepie? Larry the man is here to see you! -Pilar |
| Some of you were left home alone as a child, and it shows… |
| Affordability coming back to 🌽 |
| Did they do a split? I seem to remember 200k as the next target from back then. |
| Nah. 🌽 has continued to dump while SPY/QQQ recovered. Any same day progress is just coincidence now |
| None of these guys are going to school. They are all trained on the jobs. You think all these immigrants are going to trade school? They just dont mind the schedule, travel, days off, or being on call. If you're in a trade you go to where the work is and work the schedule that is required thats one reason it pays. |
| 10mil WSB users deported to el salvador |
| Without all the processed and junk foods, poos were more solid and less messy. The poors also didn't eat much so I imagine didn't poop as often as we do maybe. I'm saying I think it was less difficult then. Some leaves and you're good. |
| I swear if people stopped shorting tsla the stock may actually go down for once |
| LMAO, 90% of people have no idea how to buy a private party car. |
| Another day, another dollar |
| Oh yeah market caps are a fair comparison between 2008 and 2026 |
| No |
| No I’m pretty consistently profitable |
| Schizo |
| Can you lend me a tenner? |
| Biggest thing is polit1cal polarization these days. It was more collegial back then. People ranting on the internet makes them angrier. Also, global issues seemed far away. \n\nSo no, not better, just seemed more calm. |
| Guys help me figure this out. I went into a public restroom and both stalls were full of stinky sweaty grunting dudes. So I took a shit in the urinal. It looked kinda like JPOW, kinda like Burry. And it said "feed me Seymour!!!"\n\n\nI might need to call Ja to help me make sense of all this, but wanted to ask here first. \n\n\nHorse cum\nCumshot |
| Puts on tesler? Elonia just pissed off eu again 🤔 |
| Lmfao, you work at CVS. |
| About as impossible as any company going bancrupt, because the customers don´t come anymore. |
| USDT is the real crypto, not bitfucks. |
| Bad idea unless you have $10 million. |
| Sounds like a gey thing |
| He said for percent not too percent |
| Lehman brothers peaked at 60 billion market cap, bitcoin has a little more than that |
| Crypto will allow rich pedos to buy their special-issue robots |
| You do understand that once quantum can crack the bitcoin SHA-256 encryption then bitcoin can fork into a more advanced encryption that also uses quantum. It’s not that hard to understand.\n\nBut you’re bank accounts and everything is at the same risk. But somehow nobody worries about that lol |
| Anyone here collect Iron Heart denim?\n\nI bought a pair last year and prob lost 30lbs with them ever since\n\nNow i look like an absolute moron |
| Huge rug pull incoming |
| It has been “the last chance to buy under $100k” for 2 months now |
| Greatest driver oat |
| Not more than SPY |
| There's a special breed of retards who only click buy when price is over 100k. |
| Yo momma so fat Jerome Powell raised rates just to slow her down.\n\n🫵😮😮😮 \n\n*awwwww sheeeiiiit* |
| If they cash out now it’s like -20% with inflation and value of dollar |
| Elon posting that stupid shit with the reference of the EU to another pre 1950 party \n\nIs the wildest shit this year. |
| You might have just blown my mind! |
| Name it.. all of them. Theres not a single one that doesnt need a ton of ppl and not a single one that doesnt pay well. From the mom and pop companies to the large national companies. This is a decade or more in the making and it wont be solved anytime soon. Sky is the limit |
| They have to unload those bags they bought at the top |
| 🌽, QQQ and SPY correlation is still too strong, corn dying means everything will tank tomorrow |
| And down we go again for BTC! |
| Her OF must of been trash. |
| Lehman brothers and Bear beg to differ |
| Hold their earnings will crush |
| so I take it you tried and failed to outperform SPY? |
| True for a lot of things. They have to operate in a world, made for humans and interact with devices designed for human shapes. You´ll easily build a robot for each specific task that wouldn´t need to be humanoid, but most of them would be inadequate for other operations.\n\nLook at the argument, robots should have wheels instead of feet. But are wheels really better suited to drive a car or climb a ladder? |
| One of my old girlfriends used to always quote\n\n“Another day another dollar”\n\nUsed to piss me off |
| Quantum, if real, is decades if not centuries away. That being said, crypto is still retarded |
| Nothing I hate more than being at a meeting and people crunching chips loud as fuck |
| All the retards are already hooked and DCAing. No more spikes. |
| Why do so many stupid fucks talk about crypto & corn when the most important megatrrlend to drive the stock market is AI & sex robots |
| **Bigly.**\n\n# Yuge. |
| Gather evidence. Get a lawyer now and plan your exit. Protect yourself against accusations - women plot that stuff. Experience speaking. |
| Fed cuts are still coming bro, it’s like you just want to donate your money away… |
| Meh, as someone who lives there |
| To be fair, the current CEO John Stankey is also totally incompetent and was very involved in the WB deal. |
| Where's the fun in 🌽 dumping when it's not spiking up to 102k to trap a bunch of bol? |
| I don't want to sound too nutty, but this is one of the few companies I think have a conspiracy behind it aligned by major banks and funds to prop it up to this point, get it built into all the diversified funds that are bought by pensions and modest investors, and once it's in a position with greater liquidity, dump the shit out of it and cash out. \n\nI'm not touching CVNA with a ten foot pole. |
| Uk on top 🇬🇧🔝 |
| AOL and Yahoo died off but Reddit still going strong in 2025?? CALLS! |
| Too |
| You’re not wrong. I found loopholes to stay granfathered to vzw unlimited data and would jailbreak my phone to unlock the hotspot feature. When 4G rolled out I was getting ~100 down ~40 up. Hotspot didn’t work great for gaming though bc ping would spike or hotspot would disconnect randomly |
| According to Bloomberg survey of Asset managers, 75% have positioned their portfolios for risk-on in environment in 2026. |
| Someone reply to me when Buttcorn goes -4% otherwise I’m not gonna get to excited |
| Has anyone bothered to ask themselves if CORN is just dated and stale now? It was a cool idea when it came out, but it’s antiquated and quantum computers will likely be able to hack coins in the coming years. Eventually ideas and things become old, ESPECIALLY anything tech. CORN is just an older concept now.\n\nIt’s also kind of a retarded idea overall if you really think about it. Magical computer coins that waste a shit ton of electricity? This is worth $100K a “coin”? Unfortunately, a lot of the biggest stocks depend on a retarded and old idea staying hot (HOOD, etc). |
| Inverse WSB, corn to ∞ |
| Young generation looking for fairness everywhere. Just enjoy the show man. They love each other at the end. |
| Awww Im happy to hear you're paying attention to me. This is a shit talking sub. I guess you don't get that. \n\n\nAlso, who tf are you to try to gatekeep a sub? How pathetic. |
| no crash has happened to 0 with something as held as bitcoin |
| What if I lose my $1,200 tho its all i have |
| I just don’t understand why would you assume or even hope that Rivian becomes more profitable than legacy auto? Like what advantage do they have over legacies? They will need like 50 billion dollars just to build the capacity to compete with legacy auto - so all their profits( if they ever get profitable) for like the next 10-15 years will be needed to build factories ( unless they dilute share holders of course). Besides the market will likely be split between ev/ice for a very long time (giving them half the potential) and by the tine ev takes over autonomous vehicles will likely be huge.\n\nTeslas fsd is seems very very good. Just read the forums on fsd 14 - most people say they barely have to intervene and if they do its just for personal preference. Judging by the terrible driving i see every day, It is probably already almost as safe as many drivers - and it will only become better. Its possible that it wont be ‘solved’ in 5-10 years but it is another added risk to Rivian |
| When I was in my 30s, I remember everybody on the AIM chat rooms & Yahoo board excited about AOL acquiring Time Warner and investors got crushed (myself included)\n\nFast forward to 2025, shit doesn't change. The only difference is it's Netflix acquiring Warner Bros, I'm on Reddit, and I'm older. It's still the same people being excited that this is going to be amazing for Netflix stock lol |
| Fartcoin |
| Warren Buffet said 99% of people would be better off just investing in just one ticker, that's why I own CVNA |
| Bitcoin maxis are dumb. America can just generate trillions of fake USDT and buy up BTC. Ain't no way BTC gonna move up. |
| In what fields? |
| 🌽should find some good support around its intrinsic value. Oh wait…. |
| Replying to a comment thread has become a nightmare, can't even find the comment I want to reply to |
| The thing is intrinsically worthless. If enough people lose faith, it'll go to zero. |
| Stop making the mods hony! |
| I’m not timing the market I’m using responsible entry tactics with stop losses. |
| I just want corn to go to 0 so we never have to hear from corntards again. \n\nFuckers are like little mosquitoes. |
| It’s actually 50 years now. |
| Grindr Inc. -> `13.615` (0.125 / 0.927%) |
| !p GRND |
| I open the thread and the first 10 messages are about 🌽 going to $0. Not sure if this is a sign for calls or puts |
| But realistically, Bitcoin going to zero is basically impossible. Too many holders, too much global infrastructure, too many exchanges, too much mining, too much liquidity, too much institutional exposure. Even the worst crashes bottom out long before “zero.” |
| But realistically, Bitcoin going to zero is basically impossible. Too many holders, too much global infrastructure, too many exchanges, too much mining, too much liquidity, too much institutional exposure. Even the worst crashes bottom out long before “zero.” |
| ETH and CORN dumping were fucked tomorrow. |
| Problem is Elon is mixing his companies. And honestly I consider the latest internal offering for SpaceX just another one of his games. |
| ✍️✍️✍️ |
| Ok boomer go buy your milk with your gold shekles and see how far that gets you. |
| No there is a shortage they are hiring guys with no experience $30 hr just to have someone to train within 2 years they are licensed/certified. Licensed/certified guys are making $40- $100+ depending on experience/trade with the benefits of an executive. All expenses paid. Vehicles , allowances, phones , per diem checks, housing etc. Legit bidding wars on anyone with 10 years of experience |
| Bitcoin - United States dollar -> `88308.54763` (-959 / -1.07%) |
| !p BTC |
| Shitcoin will witness a serious rug pull soon. |
| This is such a stupid conspiracy theory. You should be ashamed. |
| God please let Bitcoin go to zero it would be so fucking funny. |
| It´s just as in the movies. When the villain has a temproary success people aren´t as excited as they are when the hero wins in the end. Bitcoin dropping is simply the hero of rational investing beating the villain down. |
| Fuck lando \n\nMax da goat |
| so these are all the real people, the mods dont pay for the bots on the weekend only during the trading day u/OSRSKarma |
| Corn is only down 1k |
| lord of the rings extended edition makes me happy |
| I’m not a corn dog, but a reminder that crypto dumps every Sunday |
| How much is it up in the last 2y? |
| It’s not an asset it doesn’t do anything except waste electricity. It’s a currency you can’t buy milk with. |
| If you're leveraged on 🌽 you deserve to lose money. |
| It's stupid because it's down 11% in the past year. You would have been better off staying in cash. |
| Reading comprehension lacking |
| Transformer is practical so it can switch between wheels and humanoid as needed\n\nSince half of human built structure is built for cars to navigate and half is built for humanoid forms |
| It's putting the infinite 🤡 theory to the test. What happens if we run out of 🤡s 🤔 |
| ^^ guy who watched an asset grown from 10k to 100k and now thinks it’s stupid because he never bought it lol |
| I remember when GOOGL holders were bullied for owning a ded company with "zero innovation". Or when WSB bullied META buyers at $88. |
| It sucks in real time, too. |
| 🌽 was a fascinating idea in the abstract and as always it turns out to be just the fucking worst IRL after adopted by the unwashed masses. |
| I gotchu my boy. Just follow my posts 😂 |
| Nobody was talking about the chart I’m talking about real time sentiment |
| If you guys think we’re gonna drop this week boy are you regarded. Start of the Santy rally is coming |
| Invest in futures the gay way: pick your contracts with diva confidence, set tight stops like strong boundaries, and only leverage what won’t break your heart. Treat trends like dating—ride momentum, dump weakness fast. Stay disciplined, stay fabulous, and let your strategy slay while your portfolio serves long-term sparkle. |
| All you do is comment on Bitcoin. There’s another sub for that. Lots of retards if you need your echo chamber. Won’t change how wrong you are though |
| I’m not talking about the chart I’m talking about real time sentiment |
| It's down 11% in the past year. |
| Exactly. You guys think a 3% drop is the end lmaooo fucking clowns |
| They need to be bipedal to be useful and navigate the same environment as humans |
| Incorrect. I love physical labor and haven’t found any jobs paying over $22/hr. i live in the midwest in the city. I look for anything in any field but i specialize in warehouse jobs. The issue is no ones hiring and if they are, they aint paying shit. The only jobs ive given up on going for that pay well is police officer in a rich city because the schedule and days off are awful on top of always being on call. Im a veteran, who went through boot camp and infantry trainings, dont talk to me and this generation of 20-30’s of not wanting to do physical or dirty work, the opportunities just aren’t there unless you go to a school thats behind a paywall we cant afford. |
| Careful Sunday the chat is full of crypto bros |
| I mean that has not been true recently, more like corn drops 5% then pumps 1% last two months. It’s in a bearish pattern |
| # sunday dump monday dump |
| Ben 9 |
| "Product cash flow" Ok. \n\n\nRegard logic. |
| # CORN 🌽 TO 0 🤡 🤡 🤡 |
| Red today tomorrow pls, I want my puts to print |
| Imagine thinking prior performance is indicative of future results? LOL |
| Time to buy on monday, then sell on friday, rinse repeat become rich. |
| Corn drops 1% the regards go crazy but corn pumps +5% and it’s silence from FOMO regards |
| imagine dating her knowing her ex was Orlando Bloom and hung like a horse. cuck life |
| More plastic than biological matter |
| Yep; works until it suddenly reverses hard on you a few days or a week or so into it. |
| yes |
| I find Tesla terribly uninteresting, but I would would full port my life savings into SpaceX |
| Be frugal, but make it gay: skip impulse buys, thrift like a style icon, meal-prep with diva energy, split costs with your queer squad, hunt discounts like sparkle treasure, and auto-save so future you stays funded and fabulous. |
| Is this supposed to be gibberish or? |
| She is a lowkey piece. Has some milkers for sure |
| Those things totally anticipated how you would talk to a bot in the future, too. |
| You forget it does this every Sunday ? |
| lol ty |
| I go long-dated SPX calls, usually ATM. Then hedge with DITM SPX 2dte SPX puts. If SPY drops big suddenly that day, I'll cash that profitable put out, and then DCA the long-dated calls, and sell that for a profit with the inevitable bounce a day or two later. |
| Sunday dump and monday pump |
| ETH just fell off a cliff. This correction is definitely not done. |
| That show is 20% cool one liners from BBT, 20% staring at his hot wife’s tits and daughters ass and 60% bullshit |
| Sir, a second Hot Pocket has hit 🌽 |
| Yes 🌽 |
| Look at that fun water slide on 🌽. Whee! |
| is corn bitcoin? |
| Lmaooo |
| They aren't useful until they give halfway decent hand jobs. |
| Landman is so stupid, yet I can't stop watching. |
One of my favorite 5 minute youtube videos: \n Don't Follow Your Passion | 5 Minute Video Should you follow your passion, wherever it may take you? Should you do only what you love...or learn to love what you do? How can you identify which path to... www.youtube.com |
| bucky Irving anytime TD \nTerry Mclaurin anytime TD \nTee Higgins anytime TD \nQuinshon Judkins anytime TD \nDevon Achane Anytime T \nJaxon smith Nigba Anytime TD\n\nputting the house on this 6 legger |
| Hot take, Katy Perry is a 10 |
| 🌽 bros getting bullied and clowned on. Feels good. |
| That theory works with assets that product cash flow. Not with fake assets that rely on hopium from the next regard to pay more |
| Lmao bers get wet to see corn dump just to forget it has been doing this every Sunday then we moon up rest of week |
| How the f*ck did you lose money in the stock market in the past 5 years when it has literally doubled ?!?!\n\n\n\n\n🤦🏻♂️🤦♀️ |
| tf is corn doing |
| 🌽 freefall |
| Buttcorn 🌽 doing its usual dumping on Sunday morning |
| FUCK! I had 15 truck LOADS of 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽!!!!! 🌽 FUTURES TANKING, just gonna leave em on the side of the road if anyone wants em. |
| Tyvm |
| I like those goofy ones from Interstellar. They looked so dumb as like a block with little legs that can swing out, but those mf'ers were agile. They could reconfigure themselves in all sorts of interesting and useful ways. |
| I once bought a Campbells can of "Meatball Soup". \nIt had *one meatball* in it. \nLooked at the can again. \nDamn; not exactly false advertising. |
| Lmaooo 🌽 corn |
| Every single one of my fed tax dollars goes to people on the eastern seaboard 🙂↔️ |
| NVDA is currently trading ~25x forward PE, right around its prior troughs in Oct-23 and Jul-22 (though higher than the DeepSeek Jan-25 level of around 20x PE).\n\nHistorically whenever NVDA stock approached 25x forward PE, it usually rebounded towards 30x-40x \r\nforward PE in the ensuing 3-6 months, for a median 37x median forward PE over the past 5 years. \n\nMoreover, NVDA stock is now trading at its widest ever ~40% discount to AVGO’s current 42x forward PE versus historical -10%/+7% discount/premium over the \r\npast 1/2 yrs, respectively. \n\nIn other words, consensus has already implicitly shifted atleast 10+ points of (2H26E/27E) AI market share towards AVGO, conceptually\n\n#I STILL LOVE AVGO AND STILL HOLDING. WHAT I'M SAYING IS NVDA IS REALLY UNDERVALUED RIGHT NOW |
| DINK physicians. \n\n\nLife is good. |
| What is the optimal form factor for a general purpose robot if we relax the constraint that it should look familiar? It doesn’t have to grow from an embryo and has totally different ‘physiology’ so it seems like the answer should be something weird and novel. |
| He announces it, he's the face of it. Yes 11 other people will vote. Sorry I didn't clarify what I assumed everyone knew. |
| You didn’t even mention the worst decision they made! Getting rid of Lilly in the commercials. |
| Corn Corning |
| it looks like crypto is dying. |
| I love how bearish this sub is on 🌽. Always wise to reverse regards |
| Favorite RSMV from the golden era??? real ones know |
| My perspective as a NVDA, AVGO, and Google investor\n\n1. Tight industry supply and NVDA leading allocation makes it tougher to shift customer mix over the next \r\nyear, \n\n2. TPUs have been proven only in Google’s data center, while GPU are available in multiple cloud environments including Google cloud\n\n3. I estimate Google’s GPU purchases from NVDA (~$10bn in CY25E) are similar to Google TPU purchase from AVGO, \n\n4. NVDA’s upcoming Vera Rubin platform, expected in 2H26, could shift the competitive landscape \r\nagain, and \n\n5. Margin stacking of AVGO (~60% GM) and Google might approach that of NVDA’s 75% GM which are achieved with greater scale. \n\nOverall, I continue to believe the current situation is another overstated DeepSeek Jan’25-like moment that provided a particularly attractive buying opportunity for AI semis exposed to a $1.2Tn CY30 AI TAM, 3x from current levels\n\n#JUST BUY NVDA, AVGO, AND GOOGL. NO NEED TO CHOOSE, THEY ALL WIN!! |
| Bullish. |
| I didnt realize how much the world gdp or us gdp has grown over the last 10 years. Puts on bears |
| Then 95k in a week. |
| Futes soon |
| op atleast sell your cost basis |
| 🌽will be below 85k by midnight |
| What kinda jobs? Doing a trade first also requires years of schooling/apprenticeships. |
| 🌽🤣 |
| Anthropic struggling in the corner like “hey guys we still exist remember? check out our new $100 per request opus model you guys” |
| I mean yeah it’s never gonna happen in reality |
| After a period of AI capex angst, investor debate has now shifted to competition between OpenAI and Google Gemini LLMs, and between Google/AVGO-based TPU and incumbent NVDA GPU-based chips |
| Sure, but not as likely ... Fluctuations would happen, no? Unless made to have the same price by gov order ... Then I guess it's easier ... |
| years ago he taught me Ochem |
| noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
| Gen alpha, z, millenials and x perfectly turned into exit liquidity. |
| Not to mention once those stocks gain momentum they really trade closer to 30-40x multiples. Also META will continue to grow substantially. |
| Technically every stock could each have equal growth |
| Nah you right keep buying companies at obscene valuations. \n\n“This time it’s different. Ai has changed everything about investment.” |
| What is wrong with real old school telco mindset though, leveraging monopoly in what they do the best aint bad, it is dumb vertical integration that destroyed value via overpaid M&As |
| You could draw a much longer timeline of acquisitions and disposals of cable infrastructure if you want to see how truly, deeply stupid that company is. They've been a masterclass of value destruction for 25 years or more. |
| There are tons of good paying jobs. Most just take hard work and some physical labor. Are there desk jobs that pay well and require no more than 40 hrs a week? No probably not. Saw Mike Rowe talking about it. The amount of open jobs that pay crazy money vs the amount of ppl who are not in the work force is insane. Everyone just wants to sit around and get paid for it and would rather suffer than work a "dirty job" |
| Sooooo calls you say? |
| WEEKEND NASDAQ IN SHAMBLES |
| Imagine when spy ends up being 50% ai, 25% scam companies like carvana , 25% bitcoin treasury scams. |
| Everyone calling dumps, loading calls on 10x margin tomorrow |
| But if you think about, spy at 150% a year implies that some stocks gotta be doing better than that... So people will gamble that they know better or something... |
| Damn Bitcoin. What a bitch. |
| Make USA better. Nothing wrong to improve healthcare right? And the cost of living. Bring back the 1959s type of America! |
| You have to spell it out for me. I’m on the slow side. |
| It's going to get worse in January. Obamacare subsides end, heating and electricity bills are going to soar because of the unusual cold, savings rate/gdp at all time lows and normal seasonal decrease in spending after Christmas. |
| The PATH to success is up |
| EU wants to make electric cars mandatory by 2035\n\n\nChina is a world leader in electric cars, destroys the local market\n\n\nShocked Pikachu face |
| If SPY returned 150% per year for 10 years you’d still find bettors trying to beat it and people throwing their net worth in to declining assets like 🌽 |
| Thank you for your sacrifice. |
| my grandpa is that way and it used to bother the hell out of me. i thought he did it to penny pinch but instead he was a fire chief and ig saw too many electrical fires from outlets back in the day and still does it regardless of new tech lol |
| As an AI researcher, I'm amazed at how well research papers from SNAP are compared to other companies. Their shit is fire. Then I remember these top level PhD researchers spend their time making filters so that underage kids can sext each other. |
| It’s obvious what to do my friend |
| I don’t know what this has to do with what I said, but I do have a comment about it (I know - not surprisingly so). If day-traders did DD, I find it hard to believe they would bother day-trading. But, it could just be my experience; I’ve never met anyone willing to do DD that wanted to day-trade. |
| You’re not done. You’ve still got $50 bucks left to piss away. Don’t be a quitter. |
| Or is Netflix stupid for buying wb |
| I'm holding spy puts over the weekend. |
| Filter the crazy OTM options out. I usually keep it +\- 2% |
| In 2025, I estimate Reality Labs @ Meta will generate ~$2.2bn in revenue, $21bn in expenses, and a net \r\nloss of ~$18.5bn. A 30% expense reduction could drive up to $6-6.5bn in savings, equivalent to roughly $2 of EPS uplift that could get Meta's EPS to ~$32/share. \r\n\nFor the rest of the business, I estimate 2025 total expenses of ~$97bn. A 10% reduction could represent an additional ~$10bn in savings, but I would assume that these cost discussions are part of usual planning exercises and will be reallocated for data center and AI spend.\n\n$32/share x a conservative 25x market multiple = Meta at $800/share |
| Git gud |
| ramen, i never win |
| futures in 9 hours omggggg |
| M E A T P A C K E R S\n\nF U D G E P A C K E R S\n\nG R E E N B A Y P A C K E R S |
| Fuck you |
| *never retire |
| It will happen. the poors will eventually get fed up of richies pushing them down. All it really takes is a few social media posts to rally the people however, the richies are smart and will pay half of the poors to kill the other half, so we r still fuk |
| There are no jobs.\n\nThe market is erratic with the intention to wipe out traders.\n\nPeople are spending less.\n\nHow is anyone surviving??? |
| Want a house? Well sure that'll be a million dollars for this wooden box that's literally rotting but we got some nice plastic siding to cover that up. Oh and it's 5% interest rate over 30 years, so actually you'll be paying that million and giving us another million just for fucking you a little bit. |
| Yes if you’re a retard who wants to retire at 67 |
| Balkanize the USA |
| If it’s really that high it’s likely a hedge. You’ll see vix creep up this week in anticipation |
| Where would you rather live? And don’t say a Nordic country, because they have their whole security subsidized by the U.S. |
| 50/50. None of those. Should go all in on gourd futures |
| It’s not powells sole decision brother. |
| Successors most likely, idk if he's got another 50 years |
| hi yes a helpful Redditor told me this is the place I go to discuss the merits of CDs vs annuities |
| AIDS |
| Time to pump those trillion numbers. |
| Life is cruel. We just have to deal with it. |
| The American dream is to strike the lottery by being born into a super wealthy family or powerful politician family. Anything else, you are fucked. |
| Let's talk about those yellen nudes. Can you throw in some pelosi hangers too? |
| Oh shut up |
| The key is ease into it and increase risk as you go higher. Start by trying to get 350, then 500, then when you get to 4 figure really crank up the risk. People usually the other way around but give it a go and report back. |
| It assumes consumers can switch to cheaper alternatives. If you're savvy there are still good deals out there but it's getting fewer and farther between. |
| The fiber in your front yard is likely for cell towers. We run into it all the time and you are correct that ATT will not use it for anything else. I do directional boring and we hit an unmarked one once and that was the fastest and largest response I have ever seen. We were in the clear as they had closed out our 811 locate ticket as clear/no conflict and there is simply no way to know something like this is in the ground otherwise. No vaults or peds of any kind in the area we were working. \n\nOn one hand I understand why they won’t let it be used for other purposes, but what I don’t understand is why they didn’t put a second fiber that could be used for residential/businesses in while they originally ran this. I’m sure people much smarter than me know the answer to that though… |
| Cambell's taste bad now though. Quality has definitely taken a cliff dive from the early 2000s to now. |
| CUSTOMER: Hi I’d like an unlimited data/text/minutes plan. \n\nVERIZON: Ok. We’ll have your total cost listed on your first bill, which will arrive riiiiight after your 30 day cancellation window. But we can’t tell you the final price before then. \n\nAT&T: Ok. Your bill will change 2-4 times before the number stabilizes. We still won’t know exactly what that number is, and will never be able explain the fee structure.\n\nT-MOBILE: All righty. If you set up direct pay today, it’s 70$ a month, and 15$ per extra line. That’s out-the-door pricing. We can have you ready to go in the next ten minutes. Otherwise it’ll be 75$ a month. Same for everything else. \n\nCUSTOMER: Yeah. How the fuck is that cheaper than the other plans before getting raped with imaginary surcharges?!\n\n\n**This was the actual conversation I had with T-Mobile, Verizon, and AT&T when I switched to T-Mobile. These companies SUCK. How are their analyst ratings anything but dogshit?** |
| Dude just buy MA if you essentially want a guaranteed return lol |
| Google owned 10% in 2015. Definitely lower than 10% now |
| Why are you gey? |
| Year over year inflation not indexing to 4 years ago isn't "cap" it's what year over year means lol |
| Hilarious movie! Stupid, but hilarious! |
| What do you do think about Q3 next Week ? ✌🏼 |
| Fullporting msci poland? |
| You seem to not recognize this market is fucking retarded and moves on hype more than numbers? |
| ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣯⣵⣿⣿⣷⣦⣭⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠹⣿⣿⢯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀ ⡇⠶⢈⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣣⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⣡⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⡿⠟⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⢚⣹⣿⣿⠀⠀⣤⣤⡄⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⢠⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣷⣿⡆⢻⡿⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠖⠂⠀⠀⣶⠹⣿⣿⡿⠿⠃⡜⠁⠀⠀ ⠿⠛⣡⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠐⣼⣿⣷⣦⠀⠀⠰⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢿⣿⡿⢃⣴⣦⣤⣀⠋⠀⣀⡤ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⣶⣯⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠈⠁ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⣿⣿⣀⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠈⠋⠁⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⡄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢸⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⣼⣿⡏⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠠⠀⣿⡿⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⣇ |
| wtf |
| #CRWV GANG Cuh |
| You bet almost $2k on the weather? This deserved props for a degen bet! I was curious if people really bet on that. Nice.👍 |
| It's impossible to live in the USA. Cam people just rise up for fuk sake? |
| POW might fuck us all. No cuts. Wow that would really hollow out our goaty assholes |
| If we are dumping midweek shouldn’t we pump tomorrow? Otherwise it’s just cruel to dump the whole week |
| And my wife |
| Buffet/Berkshire is heavily involved in insurance. Insurance requires you to hold large amounts of cash. Berkshire also keeps large amounts of cash to buy up entire companies if they spot a deal.\n\nBerkshire holding cash is nothing new, its not a good indicator |
| Fuck me Santa\nFuck me Santa\nFuck me Santa\nFuck me Santa\nFuck me Santa\n\nFuck me Santa\nFuck me Santa\nFuck me Santa\nFuck me Santa\nFuck me Santa |
| Double down |
| SPY Put/Call Open Interest Ratio for next Friday is almost 4.00, seems people know a fat sell the news dump is coming |
| Just curious, why do you care about of positions? Hey if OP made the gains good for them, if it’s fake I don’t really care but either way I wouldn’t trade on anything people claim to have made gain on. I trade my way and browse Reddit for entertainment! 😂. |
| Snow is gey |
| Rdt paywall just a matter of time. |
| You reminded myself!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2qms5suscs5g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f58425c514a6e17362ad6392acf548b7d4327a |
| Fueraaaa |
| Progresso thank you very much |
| I just want to know when they will let us trade in karma for shares |
| I’d ask for your two cents about all this but that’s all you got left. |
| Positions or ban |
| Press reports suggest that Reddit is proposing a new kind of partnership with Google and OpenAI that would encourage users to become active contributors to Reddit’s popular online forums. \n\nThe report also noted that Reddit may be looking for a future deal structure that could allow for dynamic pricing, where Reddit can be paid more as it becomes more vital to AI answers.\n\nOpportunity for more favorable deals with AI partners a key component of the Bull case thesis on Reddit. I would expect a new Google deal in 2H’26, as the original deal ends in 1Q’27 |
| Crazy to think this sub survives on Campbell soup |
| A lot of comments floating around its already priced in....and some members having hawkish comments that JPOW wont change anything without data |
| DD is astrology for day traders lol.\n\nSome fortune tellers spend months looking at books and stars. Sometimes they are right, sometimes they are wrong.\n\nSome traders spend months looking at charts. Sometimes they are right, sometimes they are wrong.\n\nProof? A vast majority of day traders (90%+) can't beat indexes. \n\nIt's all about luck, some people are luckier than others. |
| Nothing burger. Now that we're near the neutral rate these .25 moves are not going to have big moves. Not like they used to anyway |
| Or they wait for BOJ and place hawkish comments and we get a hike rate or no rate cuts |
| Paradigm shift. Bull run started in the mid 50s. Just a middle class guy. He realized anything he bought would be worth more later, regardless. That was his genius and the reason his portfolio went parabolic as he got older. It was common in those days to think the stock market would remain more flat, or even go down again. Think, when he started trading, the Dow was still below its ATH, trailing 25 years! His method was novel in that time. He could have been wrong. But he was right and rode 75 years of upward trend. Sitting on cash is the same strategy. He could be very wrong. However, if his war chest aligns with a new 25 year downward trend, there will be no other man that approaches him or his successors in wealth in the next half century. |
| You're not done until you're done. The game isn't over until the final whistle isn't blown. You keep going. You must hold your loaf. |
| Thanks, just subscribed to it as well. |
| 2.27 to 2.8 isn’t .8% |
| QE isn’t coming. |
| We’re gonna crash to SPY all time lows |
| Voting to get myself deported |
| It's a common mistake of rookies. They see past performance like an indication of future results. Usually such performance attract clueless people like journalists to write about it. Example is Bitcoin. People start buying after seeing on the news that it went up 100%. Same with gold. "It's up 50%. It might go up even more".\n\nUsually when you see on the news, it means it's time to dump it. Common tactic by the small group that owns the news and the banks. |
| Damn |
| I’ve tried this like thirty times |
| Inevitable \n\n\nhttps://youtu.be/hoSNdzfydRU?si=GFap8KgsSRmYVB8F |
| Who you think will win? |
| Dang rate cut decision day coming up soon. What are the chances we crash even if rate cuts are announced?\n\nShould i stock up on bonds, gold or meme stonks |
| You dont think its going to be kept rangebound?\n\nThere's too many puts and calls held either way for thetagang to let it swing too hard past 180. Its happened before |
Macron Warns EU May Hit China With Tariffs Over Trade Surplus\n\n Macron Warns EU May Hit China With Tariffs Over Trade Surplus “I’m trying to explain to the Chinese that their trade surplus isn’t sustainable because they’re killing their own clients, notably by importing hardly anything... finance.yahoo.com |
| But but Michael Burry said…. |
| Every penny saved is a penny earned |
| Weed and listen to animals with headphones. |
| How TF is it trading over $400 now? |
| You realize this company is going to issue shares and dump down atleast another 40-50%?\n\n\nAlso Google sold all their shares of the company already. \n\n\nBut. Good luck sir |
| Nice |
| These days? Polit1cal orientation. |
| Because you don't drive it a lot and the boots on the axles dry out on those cars. 50k on a 2015 is not a lot of driving. |
| Well the problem is your using too little money to trade. You have to do nothing but Hail Marys with that bit of money. Save up some cash young man at least $2,000 and trading options will be so much easier! |
| Yea definately more then I originally wanted.\nMy average cost is $29 now so when it was down to $18 or so it was pretty sickening. We are definately not out of the woods yet but this little Santa Rally at least gives me confidence that we can come back sooner then later. |
| Idk why I’m subscribed to r/frugal \n\n“Unplug everything before you go to bed”\n\nI’ve ignored their posts for a while, but tf? You want me to take out my lightbulbs as well?\n\nWow I saved a nickel |
| Yuuge swings on grandpa 🌽 |
| For leaps, buy ITM with a delta of at least 0.8. It’ll be pricey though |
| They pay way over market |
| Yeah you’ll never look at those two letters together the same again. |
| Jesus Christ bro that’s a lot of shares.. |
| >Nvidia admits the $100bn 'biggest AI infrastructure project in history' OpenAI deal still isn't finalized |
| Like he said, you do you. Why are you so hung up on forcing him to your opinion? Express it and move on. |
| Dr. Regard. Md, PhD from the institute of regardy. |
| if you want it to stop, just convince companies to stop making money. easy |
| On second thought with all this market manipulation as of late.. maybe betting on tomorrows temperature isnt such a bad idea after all |
| Having dealt with their consulting arm, yes 100%. |
| Regulatory burdens can be expressed in necessary donation size to the ballroom fund so it’s reasonable to consider it done. |
| Keep going keep going, thats nothing g |
| Vagus nerve compression? Neck issues? Car accident? |
| I’m actually 100% cash watching tech down and SPY at this level scratching my head wondering what to do. |
| Depends on the stock |
| Bullish as fk |
| loves anal |
| https://preview.redd.it/mjs617ql7s5g1.png?width=1015&format=png&auto=webp&s=edf7ee7fdb6fc4ee5cae5fb027a36ae42f098143 |
| I can tell you thought this was an insightful truthing but it doesn’t have much to do with the reason I commented on OP. Just don’t lie and post positions when you make a gain post. |
| Be careful, it is up 90%+ this year, but they just issued 54.5 million new shares in new stock issuance at $27.50, totally diluting existing shares. Short term drop, enough to make nice profit 📈 off of dip, which started Friday, down 6% after-hours, all I need.\n\nhttps://www.investors.com/news/technology/sofi-stock-public-offering-shares-fall/#:~:text=SoFi%20(SOFI)%20fell%20Friday%20on,ago%2C%20according%20to%20IBD%20MarketSurge. |
| DiVERSIFY! \n\nHave a risky pot to play with, swing for the fences, see how smart of a trader you are.\n\nHave a safe pot, a safety fallback\n\nHave a medium momentum pot to play the trends, ride the waves. |
| Legalizing sports gambling in the US was a horrible mistake. |
| So we're just not doing the positions thing anymore huh |
| Same thats why im still at 0 |
| Interesting, I’m going to take a deeper look. Thank you |
| Making bank off covered calls. Try it out bud! |
| That winston511 retard doesn’t even know what day fomc is, he belongs here |
| 🌽 down 25% from its ATH in the same time SPY is only down 1% from its ATH, 🌽 ded |
| Everyone say ber kill but nobody ask how ber kill |
| what do you guys look for while buying long dated option contracts? Like do you guys prefer OTM, ATM, ITM, and like how far out are the expirations you chose |
| trump agrees |
| Post your damn positions! |
| I want to start a new port and fund it with only $250 and give myself 3 tries to aggressively turn that $250 into 1 million. All it takes is a 3 week winning streak of full port aggression. If it don’t work so be it as long as I’m not touching my savings |
| Pump up those rookie numbers |
| they didn't buy puts at that time. |
| He got his participation trophy from FIFA, he will be happy for a few days |
| We have fun here. 😁 |
| Bruh they managed to sell low and watch someone else buy high, that's like the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do in business lmao |
| Adult diapers are a thing |
| Actually calls on LLY though no joke, they're pretty goated right now |
| Shut up broke boy |
| Are you doing this from India ?\nIf yes , Which broker you are using ? |
| That guy was right about moderna. We just didnt listion. **WE DIDNT LISTION** |
| Lalo Salamanca beat Jimmy McGill and Kim Wexler to this line of thinking, lol. (Better Call Saul reference) |
| It was going down for a few weeks straight not even a month ago |
| They like the waft of a male butthole after working a 13 hour shift on the side of a highway while 95f out in carhartt jeans that don't breathe and they had to wipe with burger king napkins. |
| tech bros owning media production is the worst thing that can happen to consumers...we need the other way. |
| Because it’s engineered to always work that way. |
| Snapchat was killed by TikTok. \n\nInstagram > Snapchat > TikTok. \n\nNobody can predict viral content or which social platform will have the most MAU. The KPI on these companies makes me run for the hills.\n\nIMHO social media companies only become profitable by selling our data to advertisers and god knows who else…..aka scumbag business. |
| that post is almost as bad as the book Megatrends \nby Naisbitt\n\nBill Moyers: gosh gee willikers, the future **is** exciting!\n\nis that you Ray Kurzweil, and how is your cybernetic heart pumping as the ion-rockets carry your consciousness on a chip to Betelgeuse VI?\n\nWhat's that? Bill Gates is next? |
| Calls on LLY |
| Wendy’s is a billion dollar empire. |
| It's Wednesday |
| HBO original stuff is the best. By a whole lot. Netflix is awesome— ux and volume of options. But besides HOC and Stranger Things, what original stuff comes close to HBO’s \nThe wire\nTrue detective\nBoardwalk empire\nCurb your enthusiasm \nSopranos\nGame of Thrones |
| No way your eating pumpkin pie before 8am |
| oh. I guess I just skipped over that lol |
| They both are.. I dont vote because politics is for gheys and pedos.. which are you? |
| who knows. guy like Musk definitely on Reddit. |
| I bought more to average down, yes still holding \n19,200 shares now. When i first got in I was riding the IPO hype train after a successfull Coreweave buy. \nI do belive we can grow a lot from here however the market is not back to a show me the money attitude and unprofitable start ups all took a big hit. \nWe will see what the future brings.\nAny starlab news cab shoot it back up in a hig way imo so ill juat continue to hold. |
| *nervously eyeballs my ASTS shares* |
| So calls? |
| it doesn't change reddit much\n\nlook at the political threads or the Rolls-Royce one for hive-mind mouthdroolers\n\nand mouth breathers |
| Charts in modern apps are nonsense. They don't provide a realistic view of what's happening; they're designed for easy consumption. |
| yeah but did you buy the Roundup Pesticide flavoured 7up from that ad? |
| \- Story time. Google has been ahead of AI for over a decade\n\nand google as a search engine has gotten more and more shitty over the decade\n\nenshittification of the internet, and one of these days the CEO is gonna get kicked out for the AI Hype\n\nNvidia is gung ho about it, but they aren't making shitty products |
| yeah but Google is ten out of ten for growth \nand Nvidia is ten out of ten for growth \nand Apple is ten out of ten for growth\n\nCapitalization \nNvidia $4.1 Trillion \nApple $4.1 Trillion \nGoogle $3.8 Trillion |
| upcoming inflation |
| https://preview.redd.it/cgjzdkuu2s5g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44390725ca74a9929232bb89560c6e7450bcbd77 |
| aren't we all tho |
| How does this shit keep going up |
| Fed cutting rates Tuesday and turning the QE money printer back on will prompt dovish comments out of Powell and the real Santa rally begins, GG bers |
| Google is a $200 Stock selling for $300\n\nit's overvalued buddy, and look forward to the -30% drop for 2026\n\nAs for the Forward PE it's actually terrible comparing it to the others stocks in that industry\n\n81% of companies are better than google \n19% of companies are worse\n\nout of the 240 or so Interactive Media Companies |
| This kind of post should be banned with the same fervor as AI slop memes. Cropped to shit screenshot with no positions and with the black background color mismatch I’m not convinced this isn’t also AI generated. |
| Ballz of steel, this guy. Respect |
| I keep seeing this meme. Who is she? |
| They like the manliness |
| Prediction markets |
| no that's Rolls-Royce investors thinking a 280% overvalued stock is buy 7 days a week\n\nwhere google is 60% overvalued\n\nbuffet bought it when it was \n7% overvalued to 25% overvalued\n\nwhen exactly, ask him |
| Congrats! What were the big winners for you? |
| Another morning\n\nAnother pumpkin pie with whip cream\n\nAnother +1 lb |
| #LLMS are commodities that are shitty chat bots and tik tok slop and generators 🤌 |
| It should be just as easy to make money as it is to lose it |
| I saw this, but it’s actually changes*. They paid them for the Max name change, and then paid them to change it back.\n\nNot really a surprise who’s buying who here… |
| Idk why y'all have hundreds of thousands and still go for risky fuck-ups ,I know some will say I might have a big mouth and don't know but if I have like 5-10% of that I would go for the S&P like wtf it would change my life fuck even 1% of that would be better for me |
| No me! |
| Is that fomo? |
| Yeah I mean I don’t think it’s the worst idea. Have you thought about buying stock and selling shorter term covered calls? Might give you more cost effective delta exposure whilst also letting you profit more from theta.\n\nAlso if you’re gonna end up holding long term CSP’s make sure your broker pays interest on the cash |
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| In a list of "fun facts" Burry posted ox X Sunday, he said that even a $1T valuation OpenAI IPO that raised $60B "would not be near enough even though it would be the largest IPO raise in history by more than 2x." |
| and that's addressed to everyone, but you asked about the weaknesses of google\n\n12-month Target \nAnalyst Low: $185 \nAnalyst High $380\n\nAverage of 17 Analysts $307 (-4%) \nSlide Rule \[by the numbers\] $228 (-29%) |
| Can we see the trades? |
| If puts end up in the money, there is actually a high chance of them being called. So be ready to buy the shares or face a sudden margin call. |
| I never liked AT&T and when I was a directv customer the moment it went public AT&T was buying directv I canceled my service and went to local cable company instead. And I really like directv. |
| Tired comment. Also, not everyone lives in NJ. |
| AT&T is the prime example of why spinning off companies can be accretive. AT&T executives destroyed so much shareholder value its insane. Imagine if they didn't fuck up with DirectTV, supported WBD, etc. AT&T's entire market cap could easily have been 2-3x bigger over 2-3 years if they weren't so shit at this. |
| 3 years is too long still. Compare the 1,2 and 3 year puts. That will tell you what you have to gain in theta between them. \n\nBetween 2-3 is almost nothing. 2-1 is more but still definitely not worth the year. \n\nEven with this mindset of waiting for an upward move I wouldn’t sell beyond a year. |
| well 60% overvaluation is the main weakness \nGoogle will drop -30% because of that irrational upwards spike\n\nmuch like Rolls-Royce will tank to a $4 stock eventually in a few years if things don't radically change. You can't fight endlessly against the law of reverting to the mean with an accurate Fair Value calculation.\n\nas we will see with goog in 2026\n\ngoogle has minus weaknesses\n\n\- long term debt \n\- insider selling \n\- Stock Price at a 10 year high \n\- Price to Book 10 year high \n\- Price to Sales 10 year high \n\- Price to Earnings 3 year high\n\nmomentum is weakly good\n\nvalue stinks, you buy now, one has baked in about 4 years growth of waiting to make a profit\n\nbasically no one smart is buying\n\nand probably it'll go up a bit more but not that much that no one would sell either \nmomentum is not yet flat |
| 50k miles ago:\n\n\n"Sir, the CVT uses a lifetime fluid, there is no need to change it. You have bought the most reliable car on planet earth, congratulations."\n\n\n(they lied to you) |
| last race of the season, can't wait |
| All I know is they converted a factory towards making some kind of pharmaceuticals basic ingredients. They are also doing some battery stuff. I am hoping they get some sort of offering with the government or TrumpRX since the government wants pharmaceuticals made in the USA. If this happens I think it may go much higher. I started buying because the stock seems cheap as are the option prices. |
| Listen buddy, it’s not even 7:30am, just put the hash browns in the bag. |
| Just keep a piss bucket next to the bed. Very convenient. |
| Respectfully, I am familiar with the sector, I work in it. I’m not making this shit up. My pick is not to speculate on a sector that has zero ability to respond quickly to anything just because of some news cycle tech hype. |
| They like male swamp assholes |
| Can't wait until 🌽 starts ripping and all the regards here realized they missed out on an epic buying opportunity. |
| it will never not be funny and sad that your phone legally has to automatically turn the shutter sound on when taking pictures in japan\n\nthey are truly degenerates over there |
| Not sure why this is down voted. This is correct. Droids were specifically Motorola Android models, which at the time was exclusive to Verizon. The campaign was successful enough that some people were calling any Android phone droid, but the marketing campaign for 'Droid' was entirely a Verizon construct trying to give themselves an exclusive phone too. |
| Can’t get out of bed to pee rn, rolling the dice and going back to sleep \n\nEvery investment involves risk |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Should I save this bus full of nuns?\n\n*puts hands in pants* |
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| Should I save this bus full of nuns?\n\n*puts hands in pants* |
| Hmmm sounds intriguing. No need to overthink it, just enjoy it. Make sure you let out a few whimpers to let people know you're feeling good. |
| I am the company. |
| Why does Sunday even exist? With that being said OPEN THE CASINO. |
| In my experience, people that don't "need" tax credits are typically the people who are best at getting them. Same goes for companies. |
| $20 is tangible. The market is just lines on a chart and numbers on a screen. |
| Are you clenching your muscles to keep the poop in? I think you stumbled upon something here |
| Not in zee winter |
| SoFi is gonna moon bro, trust 🙏 |
| Deported |
| Respectfully, I didn't ask for a review of my strategy, just some energy picks from ppl familiar with the sector. |
| To swim in |
| Just stale coffee |
| Why are men gey? Girls have buttholes too |
| https://preview.redd.it/c8yydn0tur5g1.png?width=1007&format=png&auto=webp&s=be873719402186ecad99069f64efa849e8be79e6\n\nYou never really showed what you did do in the period March to June 2022 when the market dropped 20%. You posted some things up to February and you were at 3% close to margin call. After that the market dropped another 20% |
| Who’s ready for new ATH into the holidayZzzzzz SPX 7300 |
| ....no..... |
| Im a peaceful man, but ber i shoot on sight |
| Cold brew is superior |
| Been buying shares the whole time because most people don’t do due diligence. Lol I’ve averaged up to $215/share cost basis. People were screaming about $25 at $100, then $100 at $225, now it’s $425 and people are saying it’s going below $200. Meanwhile, the company and its financials are doing excellent. ROI is great, they’re leveraging their manufacturing edge in two new sectors (while maintaining a ridiculous degree of vertical integration), and they now have a crazy amount of compute power to go with their $40B in cash. |
| I worked for them in 2004 they spent like 2 billion creating a new brand “cingular wireless”. Ditched it almost immediately and went back to ATT. I had a good career going but left because they would make bad decisions at the executive level and make it up through massive layoffs. Usually around the holidays. We called it black friday… |
| They were like, this prompt is redundant. |
| Fake out before the break out |
| The death of Hollywood is official now. Only one distributor in town, God I love living in the echo of a once glorious country now falling and morphing into some Soviet era horror show of oligarchs and monopolies |
| I also have imposter syndrome. Maybe our humble attitudes contribute to our successes. |
| ChatGPT rejects my prompt because I called racists "losers" I'm so confused. |
| We full ported all of our members on some 0dte NVDA calls and panic sold right before power hour. |
| To put it into perspective, i could have massively benefited from btc, however at the time i had just graduated college and 1 person was saying put your money into the internet and it vanishes but you can sell this token for a lot more later on. Who would think someone would want an internet token versus a dollar bill in their pocket. \n\nNow for the stocks, that's more secure so it's more likely a person feels safe. Which is why i am just now breaking even on intel after 26 years. (Self managed ira, first purchase ever was intel ) |
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| Gme people still waiting for the MOASS don't have any more money to pay internet bills |
| Maybe they cleaned up some of the bots? |
| >Time in the market beats timing the market\n\n>Warren Buffet\n\nThen why is bro hoarding cash like a dragon? |
| How did WSB go from 11M to 2.5M? |
| CVTs gonna CVT |
| 120%. I check the DDs now and then but most of it is just stocks that went up 100%-300% YTD. \n\nBonkers. |
| No they won't, its a 2015 lmao |
| Is causing diarrhoea orgasms? |
| Still up a cool 127k for the year though |
| Gates made the same mistake very nearly everyone on WSB makes consistently: he thought “fundamentals” just meant PE and that he knew exactly how that E was developing. (How little he seemed to know blew me away when I found out. I wondered if he didn’t just think they could affect the outcome somehow.) \n\n“Fundamentals” includes all the physical specs of the products and their manufacturing processes and how those compare within sectors and industries. Including the technological breakthroughs the company is getting value from. But people that don’t do real DD don’t want to talk about those things because they don’t have any knowledge to draw on. Real DD takes months of work and serious expertise, which means more than one person’s involvement. These reasons are also why it’s so easy to temporarily shake out bulls, most of them are right for the wrong reasons. But some of us are versed in every aspect of the company and related sectors through years of research underpinned by academic and professional expertise…I guess I wrote a book in the comments to say this: people that throw around the word “fundamentals” without demonstrating in-depth knowledge of a company sound stupid. Don’t be one of those people. |
| ATT shareholders also got some WBD shares out of the divestiture. Not that it came to be worth anything much, but I’m glad to be offloading of them for some change and a bite of NFLX shares. |
| 😅 |
| AT&T and IBM’s blunders are legendary. Am sure there are hundreds of case studies about lost opportunity and mismanagement at both organizations. The distain that both organizations have for their customers and employees truly should be studied. \n\nAT&T had the GLOBAL monopoly on communications and the transmission of data 60 years ago and is now a small player in the space. IBM gave birth to the two largest software companies in the world, Microsoft and SAP through complete gross mismanagement. \n\nIt is not surprising that AT&T is a large client of IBM. Their cultures completely align. |
| As long as the richest and politics continue to profiting from the situation, nothing will change. |
| it’s not just exposure to opposing views that helps you learn, it’s engaging in rational discourse to determine who’s view is better supported by reason. “I disagree, do you” is definitely not that |
| I sold Palantir at $26. Missed at least $200k. |
| Cheesecake for breakfast |
| When were binary options opened to the public at scale? |
| Why are you worried about crypto mining lmao we're on AI now |
| I mean I was yeet BTC's around like they weren't shit, from 49 cents to $25... I would have never held this long either.... |
| Well tell us what you are investing now so we can hold it longer. |
| AI efficiency is literally doubling every 8 months |
| American CSPs are terrible because of early exercise risk. They're priced for this so the returns are terrible. |
| Why am I having orgasms because of diarrhea?\n\n\nSo yeah. This is super embarrassing, but lately I (F20s) have had several situations where I’m sitting in a lecture and suddenly get this intense “I need to go to the bathroom right now” feeling - but then it turns into an orgasm, and afterward I still have to run to the restroom of course.\n\n\nLike… is my poop pressing on something that causes an orgasm? I’m not touching myself or stimulating anything. I’m literally just sitting there fighting for my life during the lecture, thinking I’m about to crap myself, and then this happens\nIs this normal at all? This never used to happen to me. Not that I’m complaining, because the orgasm is pretty intense, but still. |
| Theres a german wsb?? |
| Upvote for username and flair 😂 |
| Where were you when ber was kil? |
| Greedy little fuck |
| Why the fuck are you people up chatting on WSB’s rn… oh wait |
| I probably bought around the same time as you, except i sold it for breakeven not 100% gain🥲 |
| We will never ever get hawkish comments from hassett \n\nWill be funny though when one of the other members says something hawkish and he has to respond by saying he doesn’t agree and that all is good |
| I meant crypto mining. I'm not mad. I just disagree. Definitely glad to hear an opposing view. That's how we learn. |
| Their revenue has been in decline yoy for the last decade. That’s a good reason people are staying away. If you know something the market doesn’t, you might be on to something |
| Because everybody, even banks, are recommending to add it to your portfolio. It almost seems too obvious. It was a great choice in the past almost any time there were bubble or stagflation fears and if QE starts in earnest again it will balloon too. The dollar and the US are looking weaker than ever and central banks across the globe are buying gold like crazy. I don't think it has ever been recommended this strongly as a general hedge. Usually it was bonds that took this role.\n\nI would also recommend it to be up to 20% of your portfolio tbh.\n\nThere are scenarios where it could underperform (if inflation is very weak for example, gold is a very classic inflation hedge) or if there is panic selling in a serious downturn. It's also kinda trapped money with no passive cash flow like dividents, it just sits there hoping to randomly spike in value. |
| Personally I just buy a big spotlight at shine it on my ISPs headquarters, then flicker in binary. \n\n\nThe real problem is that my spotlight runs on AC, and it's not the 802.11 kind. |
| Ath at the time.. not now |
| Stop chasing the hot stocks always a loosing game. |
| Fun fact the UK never really recoved from 2008.\n\nTheyre not surving the AI bubble burst😞 |
| Sorry for your loss. |
| EVs are already here, and growth is constrained by vehicle replacement rate. If by robots you mean domestic, you have an optimistic outlook. Mining? Takes years to bring on new mines. “Not every play is for everyone” is your reason to not engage with reasonable objections? Ok dude. /dd |
| so home prices will double and triple within a year like RAM did? lol. Real estate prices are down in a lot of areas this year, including residential, not just commercial. |
| I need a relationship like those wicked ho*s |
| Doesn't qualify but youve got potential. The total volume is also too low, maybe try 40K instead? |
| they'll replace it. shit happens. I had a subaru where the transmission blew up on the highway going 80. other than the radiator going at 110k didn't have any issues until I traded it in. my current subaru is at 124k and aside from front end wear and tear nothing major has happened. |
| Chris Paul would say something here too probably. |
| Premature liquidation is probably better than premature ejaculation 🙂 \n\nSeems like you always sold at ATH. That's really good. |
| that's what I did, but no breakfast |
| Sir this is a Wendy’s |
| nope ram is more expensive. |
| You seem like a smart fellow. Wanna take some of these beanie babies off my hands? |
| Woke scold calling everyone a Nazi |
| ok so even more people are subbing to Adobe cloud services ? |
| Simplified you can argue they need to upgrade their grids to be able to consistently supply and they need to add capacity. That means, they won´t make money for a while, because they have to invest. The good side of the trade is, that they needed to upgrade anyway and now they have incentive to think beyond short term next quarter bottom lines. |
| We europeans will cuck out as always. You can literally throw shit at us and do nothing except hold some meetings about it |
| Used to |
| Still went higher … |
| Shouldn’t Adobe be crashing since AI is replacing all the graphic designers |
| MNST - nothing gives me energy like they do |
| Yes just price, i wish |
| They own my node due to my home technically being considered rural while my neighbors are considered city. We asked them to upgrade to fiber but they refused so we went to a different WiFi provider. It’s a pain. |
| 😅 |
| 😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/96hhoajdlr5g1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=71cd91627a67164c5f710f681737f082134a1eb4 |
| Serious question: why is gold red flag? |
| Because a huge section of the market that represents anything consumer facing is down.\n\nLook up the “Hindenburg omen” that addresses such dichotomies - it’s been triggered a few times this year |
| “*I didn’t think shingles could be so bad. I was WRONG.*” |
| Yes compared to gold, the true metric of money. People will be shocked when home prices soon start skyrocketing against all expectations. |
| Still evaluating, but with the demand I'm expecting, there will be fewer losers than winners. Usually, I like to pick a winner, but this time I'll probably diversify across the sector. |
| https://preview.redd.it/u0pc1mv2kr5g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10accabee435909c4c0da5522d08f21b16f00972 |
| It’s a box to tick now. Allows a user to hide history. Check a bunch of users and it’s common, especially for paid accounts. |
| Nothing will happen |
| And EVs, and robots, and increased mining, etc.? I think you're wrong, but not every play is for everyone. Do you. |
| I have considered them only because there is more to their business model\n\nThe USPS isn't using Rivian for its main Next Generation Delivery Vehicle (NGDV), which is made by Oshkosh, but Rivian's technology powers electric postal vans being tested for Canada Post (Morgan Olson C250e) and is involved in the supply chain, while the USPS does use Amazon's Rivian Electric Delivery Vans for some package deliveries, creating a complex relationship where Rivian tech supports USPS goals via Amazon but isn't directly contracted for the primary postal fleet. The key connection is Amazon using Rivian vans for USPS packages, plus potential future collaborations on different electric postal vehicles. |
| It’s time for war |
| Are you really investing on revolut |
| Your system has to survive the rapid and sustained reversal of the conditions that make it work. Model how the system behaves during a crash. Make sure it doesn’t rely on you being awake. |
| Bet on 🍊 Man... okay 👍 gotcha 👍 and noted. But on Monday |
| No why |
| German WSB thinks Musk’s crossed the line\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsGER/s/MMvSWhCfv3 |
| Looks like you timed ETH perfect |
| Only use cash secured put to buy something you want to own as a way to get a slight discount. |
| T1 Energy? Which one u going in |
| Google is everyone’s threat |
| The director just dumped almost 3 million shares, but I'll def take a look. |
| No. The math is simple. Power consumption from data centres will absolutely not be insane, it’ll go from like 5% of grid demand to like 10%. Calm down |
| Oh my. Why aren’t you dollar cost averaging? |
| Thanks for the advice! |
| How much and for when? |
| You can have a look at IMSR, surely the market cap is very low. But don't take it as an advise, I don't know anything about the company. |
| Hey, I bought pre-split Tesla for 200 and sold for 400, thinking I did great with easy +100%. Meanwhile it went on to the pre-split equivalent of 6000. FML. It would've been a life changing money.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ow01oelogr5g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a83493a7c8351a337cd1dc6f4bf4366dc546708 |
| I have an idea (pls hear me out!) - what if you just buy your usual stuff and hold?\n\nBtw I bought Bitcoin in 2021 for 30k and sold at 40k, then I bought during bear in 2023 at 28k and started selling at 60k... It's always hard to time the top for Bitcoin. Still great profits though. |
| I sell cash secured puts all the time, but only on stock that I want to own.\n\nBecause of that, I don’t think I’d ever do a 3 year CSP unless though we were entering a deep recession and I wanted to try and get the cheapest possible entry. Even then, it would be a bad idea because who knows how low things can go? \n\nYou’ll also possibly be locked in while you miss upside. (The stock you pick might be down while the market goes back up. Leaving you stuck in the position or even losing money for a couple years even if the underlying might eventually rise above your strike, etc.\n\nI stay with a couple months out usually unless I get dragged in to something longer term by being wrong and needing to roll it down. |
| I believe this is the price, not what he made |
| You complaining about making $90k on bitcoin? \n\n\nWell shit bud if you dont like it, send it my way. |
| Was telling people for weeks that google was the stock to buy if they wanted AI exposure without absent fundamentals, did i fucking buy any? Did i fuck. |
| If you take puts too ur fine you’ll survive bear. Just try and decide what the trend of the day is as soon as possible and go from there. Without an edge I’d avoid first 15-30 minutes |
| Am I dumb? I have a bunch of calls on Kodak Eastman. They just became cash positive selling a pension fund and netted close to a billion. They also have entered the pharma industry. Anyways I had rolling calls all year. I am almost back to not losing money on them. Should I exit or is this likely to make me finally win at something? They are almost to 9 dollars a share now. I keep thinking they are worth like at least 20 but I need someone to explain why they are valued fairly currently at sub 9 dollars. I like playing mega cap stuff like Google but I fell like you can only find big opportunities on underdogs that everyone discounts as not likely. But Kodak seems to be doing all the right things to transform into something different. |
| I did the same thing right before it skyrocketed |
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| I don’t know what I read there and why but I couldn’t stop till the end and now crave for part two: “wife gives me a hand” or something, surprise me. |
| Bro you're basically paying massive theta for the privilege of bagholding for 3 years lmao. That $6k premium could've bought you so many FDs instead |
| You are catching on! |
| Good Morro Goons and Goonettes |
| If we start bringing back a lot of mass from asteroids, won't it increase the mass of the earth altering our orbit and wrecking our climate? |
| Do you think the growth rate of s&p is a good bet for the next 25 years even if it declines for a short amount of time? Suppose that’s considered trying to predict market .. |
| This kind of fuck up is enough to think the CEO did it on purpose, taking home bags of cash behind closed doors. |
| because of data centers? my take on this is that data center construction is constrained by our grid. we simply do not have the infrastructure to build the scale of data centers that have been planned to be built.\n\nso idk, it's all speculative at that pt. what could be interesting is inflation-related plays, electricity bills are already skyrocketing in the places that data centers have been built. |
| I asked for proof it was a margin call not why margin calls happen. |
| you probably own a bunch of tech growth |
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| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| Anyone got any suggestions for undervalued energy plays? Demand is gonna be insane over the next few years. |
| stop you're bad |
| Oh wait nevermind I thought you were saying that a 3 year contract would beat selling weeklies |
| I figured i could make money from both the delta and theta (despite how miniscule it might be). As an example for the delta, I was down 250 in 1 day since it went the opposite direction. If it were the other way, that would have been a good gain. BMNR is low right now but it has a higher potential, there's room to grow. Delta will give me that gain. But if it turns out the opposite, I have 3 years for adjustments. Tldr, counting on the delta but theta is just a bonus. |
| What's your basis for this claim? |
| Interested. What indicators make you think it will recover, besides previous price? |
| "Tech always rises from the ashes, let's go!" |
| do you think USD has fallen by 50% this year? |
| Honestly, not a bad idea. It's near 2 year lows and demand isn't going anywhere but up. I'm considering more energy plays. Energy demand is going to skyrocket in the next 3 years with AI data centers an EVs sucking them dry at the same time. |
| Sunday |
| Get a leaf. No more oil changes. |
| Isn't it still under the manufacturer's powertrain warranty? |
| So if there is a war buy adbe calls? |
| Do you store it indoors |
| Something something broken clock |
| Anyone else been getting consistent positive results, but still have imposter syndrome. I still feel like I've just been getting lucky even though I have a system. It's not always big, but I literally haven't missed. I know it's easier in a bull market, but is anyone feeling this way? |
| you need help fren |
| it's not ram that is getting more expensive but you're actually feeling the loss of USD value |
| Why not just buy shares at that point, you’re barely going to be making anything from theta on a 3 year contract? |
| Falling knife |
| Lol |
| Sportsman warehouse stock is perfect to jump into with shares after the overreaction to mid earnings. Easy money |
| Yes. When you include inflation the stock is like a slomo DRYS |
| \nMSFT, META, AMZN are about 20% off peak\n\nORCL, CRWV, etc are 40% off peak\n\netc |
| Sell now obviously, you wait till then it might be worthless bro can't play around with that stuff if you're up that much or have that much involved |
| Hell you should have hit me up when you had about 10K left I'd have turned it around for you bro |
| dry season begins in January in Venezuela and will last until may or june. if there is a planned ground invasion now is the time, there is already some sort of preparation going on. if Maduro is going to fold, now is the time as well.\n\nso Chevron seems to be a brain dead stock to invest for January or am I wrong? |
| Netflix Calls?!! |
| [New Order - Temptation (Live in New York City 1981)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf-GWIYcavw&list=RDtf-GWIYcavw&start_radio=1) |
| *any decision |
| It’s the most optimized USA chipmaker. Green flags should’ve turned on when the new president came in |
| gooooooooniebirdegg |
| Serious question. Why does it feel like we are in a Bear Market while is SPY nearly at ATH? |
| browse reddit in bed \nget up \neat breakfast \nbrowse reddit on THE COMPUTER!!! |
| That’s fucked. My 2005 Honda accord is at 250k and still runs |
| You posted this same shit at the start of the year, shut up |
| 🌽 trading sideways all weekend just to have a 5% move Monday at 2am |
| Madagascar women 🐐 |
| Theta gains would be miniscule. If you're planning on making money from the change in underlying just but the stock \n\n\n\n\nAlso fwiw selling a csp 3 years out on bnmr sounds like a disaster. At least pick a company like McDonald's or Walmart |
| use public transport instead |
| Sleepy the Second has been terror tweeting dramatically less\n\nNext three years might be calmer than expected |
| We have a shocking relationship with these prats. A client kindly left us a 5 star review, unprompted almost 9 years ago now.\n\n\nI was flattered, but did not want to use TrustPilot. TP refused to remove the profile and the client was unable to delete his review.\n\n\nWe then had people say "you've only got one review", so we had no choice to embrace the platform.\n\n\nWe used the free plan and worked hard to get over 400 genuine 5 star reviews.\n\n\nThen came the sales calls...\n\n\nThey wanted £650 a month for a sub. We said no, the value is in the reviews, we are fine.\n\n\nEach time we said no, legit reviews were removed from the page, despite clients showing evidence to prove they were real.\n\n\nThis has been going on for years and we now have just 109 reviews now, which include some spam reviews that they refuse to remove.\n\n\nI have no doubt it impacts my business, but I refuse to give in and do not even reference TP on my website.\n\n\nI did try and change the business name, link, bio etc on the TP profile to disassociate but they slapped a warning on the page, saying we were dodgy.\n\n\nI hope they go out of business, the swines. |
| My 2015 Civic has 50k miles on it, and the transmission just gave out lmao \n\nI take that fucking thing to the dealership for inspections and oil changes\n\n\nThese mfers |
| I don’t know, when do these expire? no one cares about your shares, stop trying to get attention |
| It is just not the same without emoji spam |
| Mother should i trust the Government |
| I'm thinking of buying smci calls |
| Check news |
| # Ppl who lose their entire paycheck every week trying to short tesla purely out of emotion. |
| That’s what you get for betting |
| I lost a £20 note yesterday when I was out shopping and it genuinely ruined my whole weekend, it’s all I can think about. Meanwhile on Friday I lost about £1000 on the market and I barely felt anything. Is this normal? |
| What percent return? If it is less than 20% of what you put down than you are statistically more likely to make the money in the market for a 3 year contract.\n\n \nAlso, this place is not generally about being the casino, we are always trying to beat the casino. |
| The schools likely have service contracts with record check affidavits that the company signs saying they ran a background check on its employees and won’t send pedos to do the work. |
| it's not the same without wsb |
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| Well to Well Done my friend |
| Because of your post, I bought and sold PATH for profit. Thanks man! |
| Poors with kids make so much noise. Zero class. |
| banker |
| But Japan will need to order new stuff from aliexpress after the country gets nuked. Calls? |
| no |
| ESG blackrock sustainable energy corporate culture DEI boardroom no longer male pale stale new up and coming vibrant talent diverse experiences and culture synergizing |
| 50/50 |
| Also people don’t want to be helped |
| Good luck. Stay calm |
| I have $200,000 from bank giving me 3.4 interest |
| A cellphone hot spot is probably faster lol |
| Time to go offline solution and build my own library of torrents |
| heads help tails ignore |
| Slow down and learn from what you have been through. Learning, changing and adapting is important ... The market will ALWAYS do what it has done. figure out how to control / modify your emotions and come back stronger ! |
| Jan 16th Meta 700c - all in 💪\n\nOr ASTS Jan 16th 90c 🚀 |
| Is there a good addon for Firefox which translates stock shorts into links or company names? Can't remember all this shit lol |
| yes brother; at the outset of the "Freedom Day" or whatever the fuck tariffs, the general economic consensus was that tariffs would add 0.6 to 1.0% to inflation metrics across the board by the eight-month mark. I'm not sure how your image proves that that didn't happen.\n\nThat is literally what happened; we are smack in the middle of a 0.8% increase. Just like economists said would happen.\n\nYour image confirms exactly what was warned. Inflation can exist, be measured, and quantified as being policy, supply, or demand-driven without being LiTeRaLLy ThE WoRsT EvEr. |
| Warner Bros has a 10 billion debt... sounds like they could've gotten it cheaper if they just waited. |
| how do u make that the decision? |
| What black pussy snell like? Genuine question |
| If your Puts were till Dec 10 FOMC you would have had a chance. |
| I’ve got $5k play money I want to Yolo before end of the year on options. Any recommendations fellow degens? |
| Before helping someone ask yourself if they deserve it |
| Paste the link and I’ll click |
| Espresso still a banger song |
| https://preview.redd.it/9x44z1tcxq5g1.jpeg?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=198ef2aca54181e7e295b84323637089d681042f |
| >miscitto |
| Other general advice is buy mid cap stocks and for noobs but CAT |
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| Lucid |
| > I don’t think you can get around that.\n\nSure you can. There's literal hierarchies of people in corporations already that for all do purpose have no value add to the company's bottom line, and often impact it negatively. Fully enabled by the existing revenue these companies pull in, allowing them to sustain these wastes. Most productivity gains will just be redistributed to some other wasteful activity. Maybe they will spend 6 hours in meetings a day instead of 4. Maybe they will increase their Instagram and coffee time.\n\nIf you haven't seen how wasteful the workforce is I can't make this argument any clearer. Most are paid to sit their ass in a chair for 8+ hours so they can be controlled and not create a viable competitor.\n\nBack-office crap is just not that relevant, at least not in mid-size to large corps. Start ups and small biz are a different world but they got their own problems currently. |
| I think half port oracle...it's cheep at 218, when it was 330 a few weeks ago🤪 |
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| Has anyone followed PCVX clinical trials lately |
| Red Hot chilly peppers music 🎵 |
| #🅱️enis |
| All aboard, next stop 84K 👨✈️ |
| Do your own DD. |
| Futes lookin mid |
| It ain't nothing like black pussy on my dick |
| us and them muhfukah |
| Surprised to see that name here. |
| And loves cock in anoos |
| Nice gains |
| Replaceable by what? Another incompetent worker? \n\nAI is going to make workers far more productive and less people will need to be hired for a lot of these jobs. I don’t think you can get around that. |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/LJkuVtf9a1\n\nTry again |
| Unveiling PYPL\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/StockMonitoring/s/ISRTssfqrX |
| I just discovered Pink Floyd... pretty good late night music. |
| Boomers gonna boom |
| https://preview.redd.it/7dv3e6q3tq5g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=141590a86e090e85b7eb1f214a16490f41bd455e |
| Doesn’t fall asleep during trading hours |
| >Can someone explain to me how Warner Bros. got into this position? Fuckers own DC comics, Harry Potter, HBO, etc.\n\nVanguard, State Street, Blackrock. |
| That's not AI... That's the owner class putting the workers back in their place in the tech industry. Nothing makes obedient good workers like a prolonged period of unemployment and desperation. AI is just a convenient cover to make it socially justifiable, tech comp and employee perks were overdue for a clamp down. |
| Unveiling PYPL\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/StockMonitoring/s/ISRTssfqrX |
| What exactly is a woke trader? |
| We don't live in 1984, we live in the Brave New World\n\nAI is going to be the final nail in the coffin\n\nCalls it is |
| Would you like your fries in the bag sir |
| Could be a poor person or depressed start up....short your life with Hopium plus...if you lose money flows if you get back to normal you lose again |
| Awesome |
| BABA bout to drop 15% next week Japan China jets engaged each other |
| Nobody gives a damn about worker productivity in majority of Corporate America. 80% of the work force is pretty much incompetent and mostly paid to be a cog in a wheel and easily replaceable in a massively hierarchy system. Literally people spend half their day in an office doing absolutely nothing regularly, you'd know this if you ever paid attention in one of these.\n\nAny productivity gains will be pocketed by this regarded website, instagram or pick your favorite social media that these workers waste their working hours on.\n\nAll the AI productivity crap is just a cover story to cut budgets, lay off workers and get the rest back into the pigpen after they were let loose into the wild during the COVID years. |
| We are. Tomahawk missiles vs sticks and stones. |
| Price controlled and approved by their government, unlike here in the USA where none of the medical / hospital stuff makes sense. |
| Aside from Siri being a dumb bitch, I don't really have a reason to switch or android-envy. Still waiting for the killer app to uproot me away from the Apple eco-system. |
| Poors lmao 🤣 |
| YES |
| sabrina carpenter hella mid |
| T seems to hold strong when all my other optikns tank, and I appreciate that |
| In about 5 years, those might be the only careers left before China's T800 robots take over those as well. |
| Waning off nic like that doesn’t really work. Try nicorette gum and eventually switch to normal gum |
| fuk ya bro |
| I was not aware of the original Chik Fil-a restaurants (I'm in CA). Kinda sounds like the original In-N-Out. |
| But if you became a billionaire from your shorts, your shorts would blow up? |
| You guys in here were a big part of my gym motivation when I started. Thanks for that anons, I'm jacked and way healthier now 👌 |
| Yeah |
| not drunk enough if you haven't shat your pants |
| 👍 |
| I need to pick a real career like dressing up as Mickey mouse for children's birthday parties |
| You know original mall chickfilas had no seats....\nThere was only one sit down restaurant. |
| Just watched Rudolph and wtf was up with that gun that shoots jelly on the island of misfit toys? \n\nJust stop filling him up with jelly? He’s not a misfit |
| Elon is a lot of hot air |
| Jodeco rd |
| I drunk and sprayed my face with miscitto repellant |
| Get in the car and drive\n\nThis is financial advice |
| god damn. Well good on you for having business forward mindset from a young age, I wish I could have said the same. |
| I'm druvk |
| Infinite loop |
| Was the first sub to someone’s new YouTube channel. They make chill música de dormir. Hope they’re proud.\n\nNow going to continue being a well rested gigantic asshole for the remainder of 2025. \n\nFukc you. |
| Elon needs to get robots and Optimus to human plus before Mars conislation |
| lmao I did 5 years with the Death Star, and this comment just reminded me of Digital Life and the Directv BS. All the fear-mongering trainings for a shit security product, followed up getting everyone away from 2 years contracts to installments. And can’t forget making sure everyone needs some shit tier tablet. Such a dumb company |
| Do you have margin enabled? |
| He is chaiwanese |
| The comments in this thread are basically a testament to how resilient stock prices can be of terribly run companies. ATT somehow has managed to mostly maintain their share price and some sort of mediocre returns (div) even after failing to execute a coherent strategy for over 20 years. Very bullish for the upcoming ATTs of the world (tech megacaps) and their current unquenchable desire to burn cash on capex moonshots. |
| Just another Manic Monday |
| I just looked it up and you have to be using a margin account apparently |
| Just short jgb.\n\nDate stamp 7 dec. |
| Not reading your ghey Harry Potter fan fic |
| If I could short my life, I actually would be a billionaire |
| Mars is so hard as fuck ....what a miserable life...even after 100 years of struggle |
| I just upvoted u and the up count is now 177 |
| That monstrosity they built in wuhan in 2020 was more like Auschwitz than a hospital. 🤨 |
| Financial literacy is preschool level |
| I am literally 26 bruh |
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| parents on speed dial. It'll be fine. |
| me when I started retirement investing:\n\ndump my whole paycheck in at the local top\n\ndip happens\n\n"nah fuck that"\n\ncompletely turn off my contributions\n\nit goes back up to a new top\n\nturn my contributions back on\n\n:_) |
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| 3 am. Should not have drank coffee after dark |
| #🅱️ENIS |
| LOVE 💗😘 |
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| Disney will only go bust when the US government fails, no white house administration would ever let them close their doors |
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| Ben Felix has some excellent videos going over the research about these particular concerns with ETFs. He also does point out that certain ETFs aren't great (e.g. sector ETFs, themed ETFs, etc...). But there are some videos that look at the inclusion bias specifically and also some of the inefficiencies generated by the way they rebalance. All that said, ETFs do better than the vast majority of investors in the long run (even ETF investors due to poor investor behavior, Morningstar has some interesting reports on this comparing the return of the ETF with the return of the average investor in the ETF... some people just can't seem to buy an hold, indeed, people that forget about their investments do better than average). \n\nWarren Buffet won that bet for a reason. The math does pan out for broad ETFs being less risky (e.g. not areas that are all closely correlated, like themed ETFs), adding diversification in general does. \n\n"Some of the best investors are not experts, they are people who buy good companies and hold for a very long time or forget they ever bought that company until years later." \nBut you cannot know what the "good companies" are a priori. Most of us don't have that detailed level of access to a company to know how things are on the ground, and if we did we might be at risk of insider trading. You're effectively saying that we say lucky gamblers are good gamblers because they got lucky... But in reality, there is such a thing as a skilled gambler and they DO NOT do what you suggest. What they actually do, is they place a lot of bets at the appropriate size, e.g. look into things like the Kelly Criterion. There is also a very good video I saw recently on Veritassium about power laws that is quite applicable. Yes, the S&P500 is being driving by a handful of companies, but you couldn't have known a priori which would be those winners. If stock returns on companies follow a power law... the optimal strategy is again to make lots of smaller bets. \n\nThere are of course also some factors that predict returns if we know them, these have been described in 'factor models' of stocks, but once you've picked the ones that are good by those metrics... what blows up and what doesn't is difficult to predict. \n\nAll that said... this is WSB and the crowd want me to shut up and for both of us to play some options... which I don't do... I'm mostly here because I can't take my eyes off the train wreck, not to drive headlong in it. |
| You’re right. I do my job for free. |
| Maybe the cold is what they want if they can go for a ski wonderland vibe in the winter and wilderness adventure in the summer. Disney world and disney land are both in warmer areas, why not go hard left and make one in the mountains outside denver. Fuck it, put the mouse on skis |
| God that turns me on. You .... You turn me on |
| The app versions thing is really annoying on iOS. |
| He is going to print only if $NFLX buy only fans and p**hub next week. |
| #🅿️ENIS |
| Good |
| In a plot twist, you probably just misread this. |
| elon realized mars too hard and now he pushing autonomous robots for smooth brains... |
| A robot may not harm a human being, unless he finds a way to prove that ultimately the harm done would benefit humanity in general |
| A degen and his money are easily parted |
| America is not even sure how many people live in the country and someone is claiming they know how well they would score on a standardized reading test? |
| Its ok. You can just delete the app if things go poorly |
| First see if you can monetize the videos, then decide |
| elon you fuk why you not on mars already? |
| I assume you have a job where you make something happen on work-owned property using work-owned materials and the result of your work belongs to the company. So why would they pay you? |
| 51st state baby |
| https://preview.redd.it/kup6vw30kq5g1.png?width=2245&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca0a0fd76482f160c4edf6afa7c14e22e8d70f31 |
| He's a top 1% commentator in wsb, of course he doesn't understand basic concepts like that. |
| isnt he chinese tho |
| The average robinhood user coming across this is beyond fucked. |
| Nvidia CEO says data centers take about 3 years to construct in the U.S., while in China\n\n 'they can build a hospital in a weekend' |
| GOOGL unironically could argue altruism with Alphafold. |
| Get a good divorce lawyer first and don't let her know |
| Alphafold was pretty fucking altruistic tbh. |
| I found out why Amazon stock can’t find any gains \n\nPics subreddit\n\nTop -> today\n\n3rd post |
| What’s the loss this year |
| Shoo u green bubble |
| I have 60 X Put Jan/ 26 - Strike 15 😂😂😂😂 |
| Never understood the love for iphones. I hate their apple id shit, Google account connecting is easier, plus I can download apps from online, even old versions of apps and I get no ads in this YouTube copy app plus I can access the security pull down and turn off mic,location, camera access in like 3 seconds to protect privacy |
| If I fart enough into my gas tank will I be able to avoid paying for gas? |
| If you're skilled enough to sell direct tv subscription en masse, you're skilled enough to start your own business. |
| #Kevin Hassett is going to drive the dollar to negative values. Calls on Tesla, fake internet money, and Pokemon cards LMAO |
| As Jerry Springer would say at the end of his show, "Take care of yourself, and each other." |
| Microsoft and Google calls. And puts on Canada and London |
| Is AI something that can help me poop my poop for me |
| Transfer your money into multiple cold bitcoin wallets and run. |
| Is it called that way? |
| The only thing they're good at is making other companies successful after they tried and failed to integrate them into their own 😂 |
| Par for the course. |
| Why is she banging another dude? If love is dead divorce and don't give her shit |
| you ever use nair on your balls? it was like someone flossed my taint with barbed wire while i bit my lower lip off and went blind. i crawled to the kitchen and dunked em in some ice cream, but some of it had also made its way into the crack, and the ice cream bucket didn't really help much there. it was the only time in my life i wished there was a gay snowman behind me. i found some frozen brussel sprouts and began popping them in, which helped a lot. unfortunately all the commotion had woken my wife who came to the kitchen to see what was going on and she found me naked upside down on the kitchen floor putting frozen brussel sprouts up my ass like "ohh that feels good" didn't last long after that |
| mofo you canadian... wtf |
| Latest one! |
| #Next year is America's 250th birthday and we are hosting the world cup. Imagine we'll allow another country to win the world cup. LMAO🎅🤌 |
| yan fukd up merab... +380 |
| 1. I should actually have worded that part a bit differently because there are two parts and you raise a good criticism. I have no issue with what you said about bad accounting. I should've added it's important to look at the income/balance sheet/cash flows of the business and whether they are bad or not as one quality assessment. Thanks for bringing that up. \n\n2. Yes. I don't have US div stocks in my TFSA. I think this is good advice for anyone that is Canadian as you are still subject to US withholding tax. \n\nThanks for the response! |
| 2 Christmas parties and went to town on the food at both, calls on the plunger tomorrow |
| I made 3.50 |
| Eli Lilly, Pfizer. and Johnson & Johnson drugs are included on China’s first list of treatments recommended for private insurance, per Bloomberg. Bullish? |
| They're called Native Americans now. |
| If you have a bunch of money but know your wife is banging some other guy are you letting that shit slide or getting divorced? |
| Bad accounting is a poison pill you're either holding or not. No amount of research and looking at financials is going to saved you from cooked books and worthless auditors. Not sure why it's relevant to bring up as a risk. I have no issues with concentration risk but I don't think I'd ever drop 250K into OG. Also nothing wrong with holding US dividend stocks, just don't do it in a TFSA. |
| Damn feels like Monday is gonna be crazy. |
| Wow is that the secret bot trigger? |
| Bought some calls myself haha can’t wait for some Christmas money |
| men? shaved buttholes? |
| doubt it |
| Leaps on papa johns |
| have you outperformed the market over the last 5 years |
| ASTS as well. It’s going to reshape connectivity. Suddenly you don’t need terrestrial towers everywhere and in hard to build areas. |
| That's not actually how it works, you could lose more than the 50$ |
| That's basically puts |
| Short term calls during the war then long term puts upon the eventual invasion |
| Meetings in themselves aren’t the problem. The problem is people that don’t know how to have a good meeting. \n\nFirst, the meeting must make sense for a purpose. Not just a meeting for meeting sake. \n\nSecond, the meeting must be brief. In most cases 15 minutes max. This means no superfluous PowerPoint presentations. \n\nThird, the owner of the meeting must take notes and send follow-up communication afterwards for any tasks/items that must be done, by whom, and by when. |
| Should work the same way, I would just make the limit price a little below the posted "bid". Also make it "Good 'till cancelled" as if it is really illiquid it could take a few days until someone is buying.\n\nBrokers will usually let you sell something they wont let you buy. |
| I think it’s been 7-8 weeks since I quit vaping and picked up some\nZyns after 4 days cold turkey (nicotine addicted for 12 years) \n\nI’ve already waned myself off to 3 a day with only two left in my last pack. \n\nThink tomorrow will be the end of the run finally, incredible |
| Tech calls |
| Apparently the investors expect to make a return valuing it at $800b |
| the homies right i do got a type |
| Puts on soap |
| I don’t have any dating tips or advice because I’m highly attractive. \n\nI just know waxing & bleaching your anoos will take you far. |
| Gonna shake the last of the ghey bee out of me and let you know NVDA will be pegged to 180 into Jan and Alphabet at 320 |
| Yup it is |
| True words. I will consider that. |
| Because you’re doing too much. Stop trying to time the market. |
| strip clubs are for cucks. get an escort |
| That would be another u/1R0NYMAN moment |
| Perfect. Just in time for a recession. 🤪 |
| Pizza with pineapple |
| The world is yours. |
| LLY |
| Wait until AIs start wanting their own families |
| literally can't go tits up |
| You voted for a pedophile didn’t you? 🫵 |
| How to profit from Indian invasion |
| Yeah but like did we even thank him once?? |
| Goog morning |
| too real |
| Skip it and buy spy leaps |
| LMAO🤌 |
| P/E Ratio in the gawt dayum 90s. Stellar choice S&P. Pump it. |
| Epstein island |
| The central bank will lose ALL credibility, gonna be a total clown show... |
| They could have purchased 5 NVDA chips for that $67B and started a 1 KW data center! \n\nMi$$ed opportunity. |
| But now these days are gone i am not so self assured |
| Damn 😭 |
| What strip club to go to in NYC? |
| House Hunters, Murder Shows, Storage Wars, Swamp People...etc LMAO |
| she’s my all time though |
| Your account number is visible bro |
| You think its not going to dip before FOMC? Im honestly expecting a swing downwards by open ngl |
| personal computers gonna become a luxury good soon |
| Your dad will bug chase no matter where they ship them |
| HIMS |
| Fuck. Sorry bro 😭 |
| I love gingers and blondes. |
| It's a silent one |
| How to profit from Americans being fat and stupid |
| 🤦🏽♂️ |
| These goddamn zoomers and their internets. My satellite works great - ceo |
| you're a girl right????? |
| Basically yes, but you also have to add commission fees for profit calculation. |
| Yikes 😂 |
| All-time?\n\nLmao 🤌🏿 |
| LMAO 🤌 |
| Look at all the Michael Burrys in here |
| Get out of here conscious…I thought I drowned you out hours ago. |
| who up? |
| Is it worse if they are using it to buy 🌽? |
| #Looks like Kevin Hassett will become the next JPow. LMAO🤌 |
| regardless it will end the way you don't want it to |
| optimizing for how *I* trade is a terrible idea |
| Let my soul be a vessel for the dark lord |