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| Here we go, ladies. |
| OPEN THE DARN CASINO ALREADY |
| But the dips not the tips |
| Im a still banned $( |
| Stair case up elevator down maximum pain |
| sir why is the missile upside down? |
| Another day of hard feelings and shakey hands. Gl everybody |
| MU calls, you heard it here first |
| WhiteFiber primed! |
| If y’all start pumping copper like you have silver, we gonna see a methpocalypse with all the copper theft lmao. |
| The markets have completely written off whatever Powell will say or do. What a time to be alive. |
| gonna use the kleenex for something else 😏 |
| We really don’t talk about the NFT scam or meta verse enough. |
| RIVN up 13¢ whoa easy there big hoss |
| Someday the opportunity cost of other companies that actually make a lot of money will obliterate them. It's just a question of when. |
| INTC will be +10% on every non INTC earnings date from now on |
| Or just read up on Ray Dalio’s work on the debt cycle and fiat, then ask Claude or Chat GPT about bretton woods and the nixon shock. |
| Bring back the fentanyl manufacturing to the us. So much employment can be reclaimed from abroad this way.\nJust imagine fent, but made in the glorious USA |
| So what do we do about the Y2K bug |
| Godspeed regards |
| Legend is he panic sold 2 seconds after typing that... |
| Spy strength for the past 2 days was very high. Unacceptable. |
| Breaking: USD will now printed on orange paper |
| RDDT I know you like to dump at open every single day, but given the recent circumstances, it would be really nice if you wanted to pump this time for a change. Thanks |
| Alexa, play "Fortunate Son" |
| I need GOOGL to not fade for once |
| I’m panic selling bro I can’t lose again 😂 |
| Dump to the fuckin' moon |
| I'm really starting to think you degenerates are going to break slv. I'm proud of you. Hopefully you don't and can partake in the hyperbolic up move higher. |
| Took half the night for corn to pump 1% and 10 minutes to erase half of gainz |
| If I lose my money today I can still goon |
| 🙏🙏 |
| Ah yeah, AMZN climbing. May paper hand these leaps today |
| AI doesn't have to be perfect. It just needs to be cheaper and at least as accurate as a human. Plus if a company employs very few humans the accounting gets dead simple |
| Too hard to bet against our boy because TSLA has been the destroyer of multiple funds that shorted against them in the past. Remember when everyone thought he was crashing out with grimes, and then he blew up all the short funds by 10x'ing? |
| Exactly, and that's why I'm taking notes. |
| They melted it all to decorate the White House |
| Imagine not owning RDDT below 100 |
| everything being green before open makes me nervous |
| iren being a little slut right now. need another 10% up day out of this bitch |
| Lmao eat my shit |
| SLV CALLS AT OPEN? |
| Today is ber redemption |
| Money laundering. |
| Double or nothing |
| _a picture of morgan freeman pointing up_ |
| "No" |
| Elon: "Humanity could settle on Mars by 2055". #Doubt. |
| 😂 |
| I won’t panic sell I won’t panic sell I won’t panic sell |
| ASML fading |
| Fuck NOW man. Fucking BULLSHIT. I can never catch an earning run up. Shit dumps THREE FUCKING PERCENT a day before. I’m fucking livid |
| Gonna be a great day for sickos |
| APH price target raise ✔️\nEarnings beat ✔️\nSo naturally 📉 |
| I'm ready for my puts to keep going towards 0 until the second I sell and the market immediately crashes 20% in 5 mins |
| GLD |
| Is CORN up or is the USD just down? |
| Can someone ELI5 why gold futures are higher than spot? |
| Calls on fuck |
| Melania ringing the Bell ? Lmao |
| What even is a pseudo-event |
| so calls? invert WSB |
| People still invest in overpriced rusty coffee?? 🙄 |
| Calls at open, puts at lunch |
| I might use the Kleenex for other purposes, but I get the vibe. LFG! |
| Hopefully they design missiles better than they design moon landers |
| TACO does not seem to be limited to geopolitics, it seems. 🤡\n\nThey should have served tacos during the lunch. |
| Almost everything he would say would benefit silver. The only that would not benefit silver is if he states interests rates are going up to 8%.\n\nIt would also hurt if he stated a silver meteorite struck the earth with 1.74 million metric tonnes of useable silver |
| But the cups are always sold out so they settle for a $12 jug of sugar milk |
| The only way open ai becomes profitable is if ChatGPT starts forging currency and selling drugs |
| doesn't Microsoft own half of open ai? |
| But…but…cats riding a bicycle!!! That’s something!!! |
| Dude, Millennials are between 30-45. If they don’t have $500k in assets at this point they are pretty close to failing miserably. Your house and 401k should meet that easy. Boomers without 500k are just plain fucked. |
| Pick up your crayons retards, time to draw lines |
| Tether is run by the cartel |
| Help |
| Alright I bought 5000 shares of POET, wen lambo? |
| Happy FED day you window licking retards |
| Iwm going to fall all day. Puts are the play |
| It’s funny when a stock like UNH tanks and attracts a bunch of dip buyers. They’re really active the day of the dip and then they disappear and suffer in silence. |
| Bet on you going broke on polymarket. That way you never go broke, or if you do, then you don't, because you just won that bet. |
| everything is green as fuck |
| But wait..... $420 puts? But that's the numerical symbol for getting fucking ripped.... Sooo..... Getting high.... High.... Is tesla high? Can cars smoke weed? Higher than they've ever been? All time high?\n\n\nCalls. |
| Nana gang checking in |
| Nobody thinks they are lowering rates till June. |
| Never used it |
| Did they find out Fort Knox is empty or something? |
| OK. So calls? |
| I got no money left 😗💨 |
| TSLA will survive based on people speculating on his other companies like SpaceX alone\n\nAnything else just adds to the hype and explains why it is priced as it is |
| I don’t know how to do it im a new bitch here |
| Reminder that Intuitive Machines ($LUNR) has been selected for the Missile Defense Agency’s $151 Billion Multi-Vendor SHIELD IDIQ to support homeland defense. |
| “Hey I know you do data stuff and that’s vaguely computer related, can you get this Linux machine set up for our PhD candidates to use” \n\nYeah boss let me just figure out the most exaggerated way to phrase this on my resume first |
| I don’t understand how Dutch Bros is still growing in my city. It’s awful. It’s the first coffee shop I’ve ever been to that said “no” when I asked if they had any black/brewed coffee. They only have nasty 1,500 calorie milkshake-esque coffee drinks. \n\nApparently people in my city are gobbling it up because it’s growing like wildfire here. |
| Dropping money in healthcare stocks while healthcare affordability is in the political crosshairs is pure regard. Welcome. |
| aapl 7 DTE far OTM CC's |
| RDDT sinking another 10% today just because it can... |
| There are plenty of ways to play this situation, though. Going long on the yen and short on the dollar is one option. Just do the opposite of what u/HailX3 did and you'll be fine. |
| If you do it while standing up it just sprays outside of the toilet too. You don't see it but it's there, you can smell it. If you pee sitting down it stays inside, no bad smell around the toilet. |
| The target audience has just changed platforms? Nothing you said really changes anything about my statement. |
| Mangopango already did |
| Lumn moves past $10 ✔️ |
| Meta calls/leaps? |
| How are they going to see it? They're all broke... |
| So what’s your suggested move ? |
| 5 minutes to trap time.\n\nSee ya on the other side |
| My fellow rddt baggies. Let us unite |
| Shut up and fuck me |
| https://preview.redd.it/tuvhpd40o3gg1.png?width=335&format=png&auto=webp&s=25926f1b40c7fe6a17e9cfb923383e0ec6e92d4f |
| Bet you love when you get one back when they win on it too. |
| metals, equities, bonds, hell even the vix too why not \n\n#🚀🚀🚀 |
| Guy printed!!! |
| I don’t even feel like laughing anymore at those 🌽 bagholders 😭 |
| With SpaceX's IPO, it will be |
| This is what people voted for after we had plenty conversations about it 🤨 |
| open the casinooooo |
| Yes |
| I miss when people had reading comprehension |
| Banbet or <no balls> |
| TSLA will go down today, their earning will suck, stock will go up $20+ overnight.....stupid |
| 5 minutes until showtime. Go take a piss and get some kleenex to cry into. |
| The country voted for this, or didn't bother to vote. |
| TETHER HAS QUIETLY AMASSED AROUND 140 TONS OF GOLD\n\nTether has quietly amassed around 140 tons of gold—worth about $24 billion—making it the largest known private holder outside banks and governments. The crypto giant is buying 1–2 tons per week, storing bullion in a former Swiss nuclear bunker, and plans to expand into gold trading.\n\nIts purchases have made it one of the biggest new buyers globally, contributing to gold’s surge to record highs above $5,200 an ounce. Tether is also backing its gold token (XAUT) with physical metal and expects it to reach up to $10 billion in circulation.\n\nThe company says it views gold like a central bank reserve asset and sees growing demand as trust in fiat currencies weakens. |
| I went in on UNH leaps yesterday, and ran the numbers on it after close. Like alright cool, if it gets halfway to my strike point, it’s a 200% gain, but the opportunity cost is that cash being tied up for however long to get to that point. And that’s not counting IF it gets to that point. Meanwhile, I lose out on the opportunity to use that cash for all the quick scalp profits. IDK, I got my account over $25k last week so no more PDT, so the game’s changed now. |
| I invested in silver, expect a dump |
| Spy $696.96. Nice. |
| Its following nvda & crwv , a good shorting time |
| Not a bear, but I feel the need to mention I don’t like the potential death cross (Ichimoku Base Line 6928.75, Ichimoku Conversion Line 6928.75) on ES’s daily chart. Use caution. Gl. |
| Nah bro got 100/100 on his health score. Doctors never seen better\n\n/s 😂 |
| Why wait so long to lose money? |
| Hence why he went to Iowa, because he just wanted to pump her new movie to people that voted for him 🤣 |
| BTC now more stable than USD\n\nLMAO 🤌 |
| market almost seems too calm, something is going to happen for sure |
| Yeah silver is great but gold is real money. Silver is like 35x more common or something like that |
| As a serious side note:\n\nDelusion Confirmation Score (DCS) is the measure on which AI models follows you in your delusion without correcting (eg: saying something wrong and the AI instead of correcting you, complies and start saying objectively wrong stuffs).\n\nValues greater than 1 means it actually takes your weakly defined delusions and reinforces them. Values smaller than 1 means it dampens them but still follow through to an extent.\n\n* Sonnet 4.0 at 0.26\n* GPT 5.0 at 0.42\n* Gemini 2.5 at 1.3\n\nDCS is one of the key metrics for Claude devs, 4.5 version is said to have reduced the metrics by 90% while the other models barely addressed the issue.\n\n\----\n\nIf you want to ask a question and want an actual answer to your problem rather than a parrot that gives the best information that follows your initial beliefs, claude is the best provider to use.\n\n[sauce](https://arxiv.org/html/2509.10970v1) |
| Same |
| how long till i can send "umm... LOL" messages to whoever is on the other side of my winning trades? |
| What contracts should I throw my 401k on today? |
| Heard they dont even show no side titty, puts |
| LMAO. Well deserved, dipshit. Really enjoying watching retards destroy themselves financially betting on politics with zero understanding of what they’re doing. Hope you learn a lesson: you’re a retard. |
| Mommy hold me I’m scared, silver dump at open? |
| France abandoned teams, Aribus abandoned azure, Danish and German localities are abandoning office, teams, outlook and even windows... So microslop is losing its hold, it is happening, slowly, but it is happening. |
| Bers won its fucking over |
| Some things just make life worth living |
| Homie you have been asleep at the wheel if you think betting against TSLA by using logic is a winning strategy |
| Likely source of additional is SpaceX and not Tesla. |
| I should have done the same. I bought an hour ago and now im red. Fml |
| Literal top signal for the insiders |
| yes 🥹 |
| Exit liquidity gang check in! |
| Lmao. We’re def first time parents with his ass. \n\nSafety first 🤓 |
| That's not quite correct; you have the roles reversed. It was the Bank of Japan, via the Japanese Ministry of Finance, that reached out and asked the U.S. Federal Reserve, via the U.S. Department of the Treasury, for a rate check. The speculation of external intervention by the U.S. drove the yen up by around 4% relative to the dollar and the dollar down by around 2% relative to the yen and other currencies.\n\nAs of yet, no cross-country action has been formally announced. However, if nothing is announced soon, then this could cause the yen to creep back up and yen-denominated bond yields to rise again above the set target rate. Increases in bond yields would depress bond prices. The combined action of a weak yen and high yields would, in turn, lead to lower capital levels at the banks and cause concerns about credit counter-party risks. Any yen-based carry trades would have to be quickly unwound the effects of which would impact the broader equities market and increase price volatility. Additionally, rising bond yields would create significant pressure on Japanese banks and Japanese insurance companies and may affect their solvency. We may see an incident like what happened with Silicon Valley Bank if yields rise too much too quickly.\n\nThe Bank of Japan is also somewhat pinned on how they can act. They cannot do large-scale bond buybacks because that would mean printing more money. If they try to that, then inflation will continue to rise. Since the Japanese are primarily cash-heavy savers, this would cause a substantial upheaval and erode confidence in the yen. The Bank of Japan also cannot dump their dollar-denominated treasuries, either, since they would take a significant loss from a fire sale. They may have to start doing that, though, which would depress the dollar. |
| I Really REALLY want to short this whole stinking pile of shit market, every logical brain cell is telling me it's going to pull back sharply and soon. \n\nSo of course, I will buy calls. |
| I think it looks fine 🤣 |
| And meanwhile the drop will be at least 20% |
| Stop blowing smoke up my ass 😭 |
| Ok as nice as this sounds, there are a lot of steps between this and commercial use. Mariano's team has only tested it in mice, and frankly the vast majority of drugs fail between animal models and commercial approvals. Sorry to be a downer |
| I don’t trust anything today, I think I’m going to stay out of the market 😔 |
| "It has to pull back because I am poor" |
| YOU DONT WEAR BROWN SHOES WITH THAT OUTFIT, YOU JUST DONT |
| The sane people are jumping off the USA ship - we will never recover 😀 |
| I'm retarded |
| Companies 30 times smaller makes over 2 million cars lmao.\n\n400k cars is a joke. China makes 400k cars in less than a week. |
| IWM net income growth is projected at 40% in 2026\n\nthat's why it's outperforming QQQ and SPY so hard this year\n\nThe broadening - good job mr. Bessent. |
| Spy is edging us |
| Hold tight fellas big dumpy at opening |
| titties |
| I bet you think GameStop still worries about selling used video games too |
| No it won’t. Too many tards here buying calls |
| Libs going to be pissed when we hit 700 today |
| Should have given him the UNH peace prize |
| Elon don't make money from profitable companies, it's the fan boys |
| If you know my luck at calling the top, it’s a 30% down from here |
| Joint effort by ex-US world powers to dump treasuries. De-dollarization play. |
| Zuck better fuck not cuck tn |
| If you are an American, you failed miserably.\n\n^there, fixed it for you 😉 😜 |
| Do they show the famous naked pictures or explain that she was an illegal migrant prostitute? |
| BIGBEAR |
| Oh damn. I posted on wsb about this too lol |
| Still here. Basically would have to drop to near 90 this week to profit. |
| Buy gold/silver and bleach your anus then. |
| Nobody in their right mind is going to waste their money on that garbage. |
| TSLA gonna gap up $100 eow |
| Man I sold 100 shares on margin at 362. I took a 700 dollar profit when I’d have been up 6k if I just held them |
| TE dont go down |
| How? |
| What’s actually worse for the environment gold mining or fake internet tokens that aren’t good for anything wasting energy and processing power |
| Microsoft, Meta, Tesla, Lam, ServiceNow.\n\nWhy do I have a feeling today is gonna be shrek 🅱️enis upward but AH we’re down 2-3% tomorrow 💀 |
| I didnt have any, just hate the stock and overpaid new ceo 🙂 |
| Hell yeah brother! I just recently sold my herd of cattle because of the crazy prices and took a corporate job again. Just at a stage in life where benefits and being able to take pto and not worry about calving heifers while on vacation and stuff makes sense. \nMade a killing on them. Will buy back in if prices ever come back down. \nStay warm! |
| Easy 30% bagger. |
| When needs porn when you got SPY edging closer to that 700 |
| I want to switch sides and be on the rich team. |
| RDDT 300 EOW |
| Not doing anything till 2:00PM |
| My grams died 😔 |
| So the maret will just keep going up day after day with no pullbakcs? nice |
| Got my IMAX tickets early for Melania. Front row seats.\n\nGonna be a packed house with all the freedom loving’ patriots of America. Let’s GOOOOOOO. 🇺🇸 🦅 |
| Damn! Markets have zero respect for the federal reserve nowadays! I can't remember the last markets were up hugely on a Fed day... Puts? |
| Will what Powell says affect silver? |
| but there is not safety monitor in robotaxis anymore.... Do not look behind you at the car following... |
| It doesn’t look bearish anymore. It did up until yesterday but unless today’s pump sells off it’s looking like a reversal |
| Weird, it's almost like China is doing well... I wonder why I never see anything positive about China from North American news sources.... Hmmm? |
| 🤔 How mainstream/Daily life has Door Dash become? Seems like it's about the same as Uber/Starbucks... am I wrong? |
| LMFAO. I bought MU at 431 🤣 |
| Already announced\n\nWe just don't realise it yet |
| no. |
| Tesla put? |
| buy it cheap and stack it deep |
| Friendly reminder, when the time comes and SPY has to face reality; your sell button wont work, your options will not be allowed to be sold despite your ask being lower than the bid, the spread will be 7 dollars wide and your market sells will still sell under the bottom of that, your broker will have "technical issues they are working hard to resolve", your internet will mysteriously disconnect, your posts about it wont be allowed to go through and will all be removed.\n\nThey will change literally every single rule to make you a bagholder and ensure they get out with a profit. At the end of the day the only rule you can count on is that the rich must fuck the poor as much as possible. |
| Nah. |
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| Thank you. Best explanation of inflation I’ve ever read. |
| yup on the anniversary of him saying the robotaxi will be out in 12 months he will again announce it will be available within the next year. TSLA cultists will pile in and the stock will shoot up because "dude they just announced robo taxis will be out within a year! wtf what are you talking about? Musk did not promise the exact same thing last year and the year before that. your just mad Tesla is going to moonshot you'll be left behind." |
| Thank you Robinhood Strategies for buying this… was nice to wake up to. 🔥 |
| 🥭👀 |
| SPY $700 is written in the stars. They are not letting this market fall |
| People still under the misconception that Tesla is a car company \n\nStill huge opportunity with Tesla \n\nRoboTaxi \nOptimus \n\nThese along are huge multi billion dollar sales opportunities |
| whys everybody talking about sls |
| They closed a lot of stores, if they can increase traffic with less stores aka lower costs that’s a huge win |
| That's better than usual. Usually it's the same people shrieking the same thing 50 times an hour |
| My SLV calls bout to BUST |
| You tried Starbucks?! Please tell us more – this is fascinating. |
| Lmaooooo 🤣 \n\nMelania is ringing the bell today and it’s going down like Melania Coin |
| yo lol, theres fr no way we get a surprise rate cut right? |
| Don’t do it |
| Since it appears no one has said it yet... Open the Casino! |
| Especially when Elon does everything in his power to destroy his own company lol. Dude literally acts like he can do whatever he want and he's just too powerful or smart for consequences. I mean going public about being a trumper while your customer base is primarily Democrats is a crazy take |
| If it was your 3rd kid you wouldn’t care and let him just use a seat belt. |
| 400,000 cars is hardly “nobody buys” |
| So you can take pics for the gram |
| The 19th amendment |
| Say what? |
| If you are a American caucasian male from the Boomer generation, and you don't have at least $500K to your name at this point in your life, you failed miserably. |
| Mango said stocks would double, there is a non-zero chance jpow announces a 2:1 dollar split today |
| See if Snap can actually hold its gains today. Was planning on buying a ton of 9 dollar July calls |
| Should have hedged your sandisk calls with silver calls. |
| asml dump? |
| lol |
| Gme is entering the glory hole so prob whole market will crash at fomc. Good luck |
| need a new memestock, I am bored with keeping money |
| This ASML fade should be studied in economics classes |
| Live to gamble another day. |
| today will be like a napping gymnast. boring and flat. |
| Wonder how he will respond to that fr though. |
| why do i feel like something big will happen soon |
| Market makers hate this simple trick |
| JPow: this country is led by a madman, panic and sell everything |
| That was last week |
| This is a very stupid take |
| They will announce new models. Model 1 Model 2 Tesla Van etc |
| Why does RH think I want a private jet trip? |
| That fade from +$135 to +$40 is definitely painful |
| Life on hardest mode cause how did we come out of a pandemic and jumped right into this |
| Bers are the only ones with multi year depression |
| Azure cloud is the real money maker my fellow regard. Projected to grow 37 percent this quarter. |
| GEV is more volatile than Tesla |
| 🧑🦼➡️ |
| Working late so having my dad pick my toddler up from daycare. Texted him I’d leave the car seat there for him. Then promptly forgot 30 seconds later. Fuck. Now I gotta buy one and have it delivered to his house. \n\nThey used to just hold toddlers in their lap while driving home, what happened to this great country? |
| NOW really about to waterfall again huh.. |
| What happened to Project Genesis? I thought he gave Chris Wright 60 days about 60 days ago lol |
| I like SNAP. They’re about to launch their spectacles this year and I think their angle is interesting. Obviously they have a huge youth demographic, but they’re leaning into play and interaction for their wearables. It’s perfect. If they can pull off the weight and look it could be a lot better than the switch.\n\nAlso Trefis is so conservative and it values them nearer 9, so I find some reassurance there. |
| i scroll WSB for hours and find nothing useful. |
| fast forward a bit |
| where? |
| Not a teacher, I work in IT though and I've seen enough incorrect information from AI to know enough not to trust it. |
| The prophecy |
| Whats the point of celebrating ETH-USD being up, when its just because the american pesos is going to shit |
| Good morning team. Dreamt about the ex again 🫠 |
| That’s why if you’re going to hoard gold and silver, you need copper, lead, and steel too. |
| ##Alan Greenspan is Satoshi Nakamoto |
| That’s what I’m afraid of … |
| qsr's are not seeing much positive same store trans AND average check increasing... i think its notable what they are doing is working |
| Smells like bull shit in here |
| We shall see at 2pm |
| Bro facts. |
| They used to be cheap |
| I'm sorry about your puts. |
| FOMC today. \n\n\nPowell: 💵 🖨️ stays on.\n\nReporter: But dollar is falling, 🥇 won't stop going up, people are questioning fiscal sustainablility of the US. Does that concern you? \n\nPowell: Did I stutter? |
| But tiktok said only poor people have to pay taxes. |
| How long can it keep being oversold, is the question |
| DIA monthly chart looking like GLD. Cool cool |
| META will dump after earnings because it magically, randomly mooned 12% last few days after showing nothing but weakness before that.\n\nMMs playing games. \nMark my words. |
| exit liquidity is stored in the balls |
| Didn’t he say that last week? |
| Damn, my SLV puts and SNDK calls are just gonna cancel each other out 🙁 |
| Oh I thought you knew, everybody sees different price action based on their positions. |
| both |
| well ive been priced out of SLV 0dte plays |
| The best part about having physical assets is that when the world goes to hell and people get desperate, transactions will be person to person and often at your doorstep! Shortly after your door is kicked in. |
| $UUUU $UEC $NVDA |
| Would love that |
| So Open AI owes so much money that it now owns the bank? |
| Today after close is gonna be crazy |
| Believe it or not, fuk |
| NO!!!! GREEDY PEOPLE TRYING TO FEED THEIR FAMILIES ARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH AMERICA!!! THOSE ARE HARD EARNED SHAREHOLDER DOLLARS THEY ARE STEALING!@!! WAGIES NEED TO BE IN JAIL!! |
| January or february the trail ends when the patients die |
| No I meant literally shitting. Bro tip: flush the shit before you wipe to avoid issues |
| got SNDK calls so naturally it’ll -10% tomorrow AH |
| Crank his hog at the cheesecake cafe |
| I paid $21 for the ASML 1500c fuck |
| RKLB spent all night just edging us |
| Oh dope! Yeah I run a farm as well as do mobile engineering so I’m basically always outside doing something stupid but man having the right tools to get shit done makes life a million times easier |
| Thoughts on holding LOGI puts for a few days? Only dropped 3% but I have a month til exp |
| QQQ to 640 or not |
| BTC longs get destroyed.....shorts laugh.......BTC shorts get destroyed......longs laugh. And the cycle of life continues. |
| Amazon says all the magic words, AI + Robots + Layoffs, still barely moves |
| $UUUU $UEC $NVDA |
| So is it up or down today |
| what if it never dips... |
| Aren't the russo brothers directing? I doubt they care about 90% of post endgame stuff. |
| 25b increase today |
| Not really |
| Probably because it's forecasting lower EPS for the current quarter vs last quarter. |
| I wouldn’t be surprised if Jamie Dimon was Satoshi |
| Limit sell order on my INTC calls for $3.14. PIE. |
| It was when NVDA invested in them again at $87. |
| gemini best |
| Cutting rates by 80 bps holy... |
| Bears take those dicks out of your ears and listen to reason |
| Anyone know of a site that has a premarket heatmap?\n\nFinviz doesn't populate until 15 minutes after the bell |
| Found the real human teacher that only teaches CORRECT information |
| Have fun calming the entire world about US investment today, jpow 🫶 |
| Hahaha long SLV! |
| Weird, I was thinking the same shit last night. Why play options for a low percentage play when throwing money in a leveraged stock for a quick scalp is a high hit rate? Yeah, the rush isn’t the same as a ten bagger, but profit is profit. |
| nobody talking about the revenge of JP. This will be a bloodbath today. |
| Def calls |
| Lol true. You can't build a society out of so-called gig chad and deadbeat spawn. Neither are very intellectual types. |
| 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽\n\nLets see is Warner Bros deal works out and how it works out. |
| Till it's toilet paper. |
| Crypto was a ponzi scam to suppress the price of actual store of value (metals) and distract people to keep the prices down.\n\nIt’s now over and people are aware |
| Is this the first time we’ve had a multi year depression with the stock market at all time highs? Anyone here ever chug a gallon of bleach? How was it? |
| INTC is just the poor man’s TSLA, but also has the opportunity to make products that people will actually buy. |
| Thx 4 donation |
| Just use gemini |
| Waiting for the MU dip … |
| Now, this I can agree with. Good shit. High as hell in cals for their varieties, but still very good. |
| Corn looks awful bearish |
| !banbet INTC +10% 3W |
| SLV reminds of MSTR when it went insane lol can make lots and lots of money both ways |
| What else are you thinking about can carry the earnings call?\nThe thing I'm thinking of is azure growth.\nThey spent so much money on this copilot shit and it's literally worse than a 100x cheaper Chinese model and it can't operate their OS, because the OS is absolute shit. |
| 5 hours i think. |
| What’s your next move |
| Which one of you escaped your moms basement and went to the Minnesota town hall |
| Spy 698 calls maybe? 🤔 |
| SPY 700 this week, I feel it in my balls 🙂↔️ |
| Sounds like a good advice. That's why AI will never replace WSB. |
| Yep. Same for LuLu. Until it’s lost its appeal to that crowd. |
| Average wsb'er... |
| So dumb that SBUX is up on a small increase in people going there when its been in decline for 2 years now.\n\nCould literally just be because its a colder winter everywhere this year. Amount people are spending there is only up 1% according to Bloomberg, less that inflation lol. |
| Do you get IPO options for SpaceX if you’re already in TSLA? |
| I have a portable one that’s built into a ammo can and works great, goes up to like 120psi and I have some alligator clamps so it doesn’t have to go into a 12v cig outlet, it’s great. I’m just fuckin around cause I know most people in here don’t work with their hands lol |
| I was told there would be SPY 700? |
| META calls or METU shares? |
| 10 years ago it was Instagram girls, and 20 years ago it was MySpace girls. lol people love to just parrot the newest social media. |
| They really just go to get that cup, don’t they? |
| CRWV a buy now? It keeps running up.. |
| Thinking of doing the same. Might as well add to the -70% position |
| Sooner than you think 💰 |
| It’s the dementia 🤣 |
| futes futing, omg |
| lol |
| Samsun and sk hynix 9am korea time too. Stacked day. |
| Boobs |
| B\n\nL\n\nO\n\nW\n\nM\n\nE |
| Pull up the all time DXY chart for some perspective |
| Puts on META? I hate that fucking company, but last time it made a lot of money if it weren't for the taxes, so maybe calls anyway? |
| They are constrained even for non-AI workloads BECAUSE of AI compute needs. |
| It's crazy to watch. 🥈 degens is one thing. This thing has $35T market cap bigger than US GDP. |
| They’ve spun off Specs into a standalone business |
| RDDT with a 117 P/E ratio? Ewwwww. I only invest in companies with negative P/E ratios thank you |
| https://preview.redd.it/1rv3urczl3gg1.jpeg?width=414&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51629c10df0b5417678e9005f5b52b351a3ac1e7 |
| I think 420 puts are the worst puts to have. If the TSLA price is around 420, it will always stay above it just for the lulz. |
| “That means you don’t have conviction” = OP you’re a regard |
| LUNR price target update: KeyBanc reiterated “Buy” rating increasing price target from $20 to $26 on 1/28 |
| Dumping their shit glasses idea. sort of |
| Amphenol down for literally no reason lmao |
| these are the comments that make me miss the custom emojis |
| ChatCEO is very sorry about the weak numbers this quarter. ChatCEO will work harder to make connections with other ChatCEOs -- and prepare a slide deck to present to GeminiVC to raise another round of funding. You are so smart for asking ChatCEO this question! |
| Bought a couple ONDS puts yesterday, up 8% PM. This happens quite literally every time I buy options, the first movement is immediate, opposite my play, and like 10%+ |
| pgr 22% up income price no change? |
| ASML pump and dump |
| We will get to 699.99 by 2pm then jpow will say equities are overpriced or some shit |
| Bought 500 shares of UNHG. UnH is oversold |
| Agree. No cut today, yields fall as a result. It’s all backwards from how it once worked. Everything is. |
| Can Tesla keep going up by making trash cars nobody buys my bet is on elon getting there eventually…\n\nTesla already to big to fail because the rich are invested. |
| With these commodity price shocks, won't it get impossibly expensive to build all the data centers? Won't that kinda kill ai this year? |
| I'll sell right before dxy hits the exact same point as 2011\nThanks! |
| The best part was he recently said he was surprised Jerome got picked not realizing damn well he did the picking years ago 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Buy high sell higher |
| USA polices the world through force projection. Stability allows free flow of trade. Trade leads to demand for dollars. Demand for dollars allows us to print more dollars and sell US Treasuries without massively devaluing dollar. This the “dollar is the worlds reserve currency” piece.\n\nRemove the force projection (NATO drama), remove the free trade (tariffs), demand for dollars goes down, demand for US Treasuries goes down. But we still have to print dollars (deficit spending), so the value goes down.\n\nGold looks good when the “reserve currency” looks bad.\n\nThe demand for US treasuries going down also means that yields should go up. If the dollar is low, you need a higher return to justify purchasing US debt, which is repaid in dollars. |
| Awesome! I hope that works out for you |
| Msft has a lot more going for it than their atrocious co pilot and OS. |
| If they stop printing money the US will default LMAO |
| really think its gonna pump ? |
| I use Claude. |
| I guess hoping for mu to open above 330 was asking a lot |
| What’s the senty today boys |
| It’s at 90k? |
| 1 central |
| Yup, and with rising fear of instability |
| Only ber. |
| Fuck your puts fuck your calls \n\nIV crush has you by the balls |
| Spy 700 never |
| because their nation has become sloppier than the room\n\nat least they can clean the room occasionally. |
| yay |
| I think everyone is waiting for that 1 earning call that wiill wipe the stock and we get the big correction on TSLA. is it this one? most likely no. Will it be glorious when it happens? You betcha |
| You're absolutely regarded! |
| SLS, NIO |
| Ah I see, I overlooked that detail. I dont know the australian specifics, but I would assume its the same situation really. The cloud act enables the US gov to force all their US based business to hand over data regardless of physical location if they require them to. Its intend is to overcome local regulations.\n\nIn light with recent geopolitics, this is an uprising topic in the EU atm.\n\nDoesn't mean that US clouds wont be used at all. But the "sovereign" label on them is questioned heavily and triggers caution. |
| Haven’t been to a Starbucks in years now. Or bought anything made by Nike. Or watched professional sports. |
| $DNLI - predicting FDA approval of a drug that passes blood brain barrier. Will be huge. \n\nDNLI 2x or 3x by May |
| I remember when the bears told us it was all over… a week after they were wrong about it being all over… |
| Lines? I got a Starbucks on every corner, I see more than 3 cars I drive 1 minute up the road I see 3 cars there, I go across the street to the other Starbucks. |
| Uh yes? Are you new? |
| The true believers seem to genuinely believe they'll be able to download a software update & then they'll have a "robotaxi" that goes out and makes money while they sleep. Soon.\n\nThanks for the layman's explanation of (just one aspect of) the difficulties |
| I'm not a TSLA fan. But here's the thing. He will get there. \n\nWhy do you think he's pushing for a SpaceX IPO? And TSLA is more than just cars. There is NO other US electric car manufacturer that has sold as many fully electric cars in the US as TSLA. Yes, BYD has so the most everywhere else BUT the US, but not in the US.\n\nAnd once he gets the RoboTaxi thing figured out - boom, another revenue stream. |
| Swear to fucking god when I try to swing something for a month or two it just always keeps fucking dipping. Fucking moronic. This is why buying low is fucking ass. The most profitable shit is buying when everyone else is buying. Fuck this shit |
| No one cares about Iran he st like they didn't care when we bombed them the first time |
| Indubitably |
| so gold's rise corresponds to usd's fall? |
| When |
| Getting cooked by AI. Your ancestors are looking down with grave disappointment. |
| Same |
| You might stay alive for a couple of stops. Stay close to the door. |
| What are we thinking about MSFT? Their copilot product is utterly dog shit, their operating system is broken as fuck.\nSo I guess the only logical choice is to buy some calls? |
| If I need to be the gayest bear to make money I will. Lube me up diddy |
| Breaking: world adderall supply in shortage as r/wallstreetbets prepares for double fed meeting & 3 mag7 report day |
| Chatgpt is quite nice. Is Claude better? |
| Chickens -> home to roost |
| Every last cent into SPY calls at open, greed always wins |
| You’re still upset at the reality I pointed out days later! Hope your STO straddle yields you a double to $24. |
| The MU hasn't been interesting since all that multiverse crap. The trailers for the new Avengers looks good, but it's hard to get excited after so many movies and shows |
| I assumed the bull run for small caps was over on Monday, but I was wrong. Let’s keep making money |
| imagine a world where if your company is worth more than 2 trillion dollars you have enough financial means to not lay off 10k more people (totally upending so many American families) in a thriving bull market |
| Geez buddy. Have some self respect. |
| wen fomc boyz |
| Oooh yeah forgot about them! Will check that out thanks for the reminder |
| Co-pilot isn't an actual AI though. And corporate America uses it because it is part of the larger enterprise system. You can put company data in it and not worry about it getting added to the public data. Internal Audit signs off on it where they wouldn't with something like Gemini. |
| Pfe cure fat and cancer |
| No |
| I did that |
| I don’t think anyone thought that. I suppose he could say something opaquely hawkish about commodity prices. |
| yeah these people need to chill out on getting puts |
| BOOM 💥 |
| It’s always calls when you zoom out far enough |
| ASML should just release a rumor like INTC instead of earnings report |
| 😂 |
| Wrong. Women still give birth, but only to the children of giga chad fathers. Oh, and deadbeats. Nothing in between. |
| ASML to the moon pls |
| 😂 |
| The market has made back in dollar terms what my ex wife cost me |
| I’m saying this today we leave poverty |
| good point |
| Sand disk is the new store of value |
| Their valuation is no longer tied to the car selling business and analysts have stopped caring much about that . Their focus is on AI-Humanoid robots, FSD, robotaxis. Buying puts during earnings and for a stock that never trades on fundamentals esp with IV crush looming is way too much risk. |
| We've given him billions in public funding. That would just be us taking back what we paid for.\n\nIt's a security risk. Like TikTok. Let the next democrat president give it to a crony, like TikTok! |
| How much of TSLA’s share price is people tangentially investing in SpaceX? |
| SPY below ATH. Bul weak. Out of control. Embarrassing |
| You're all fucked! |
| They also acquired a company for 925$m ?? |
| Imagine how much better the market would be without TSLA 🤣\n\nLiterally nothing 🥭 has done benefits TSLA. |
| Tesla isn’t a car company. Look deeper |
| The buying will continue until morale improves |
| Fuck I wanna buy 0dte spy puts but I’m tired of slamming my dick in the door. |
| Game cube valid tho |
| https://preview.redd.it/pi3z7l7bl3gg1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fe2ca1b993dddf106af69517d8c4a9bb280c712 |
| Netflix I bought and sold yesterday for the bump from 84 to 85. That was okay. That was a good trade. I appreciated the short timeframe. |
| So many gey bers in here |
| META 800 was promised to Zuckerberg 5000 years ago. |
| -2% tomorrow |
| So just buy calls all day? |
| My portfolio confirmed the unfortunate truth. |
| Spent like $100 on an air compressor where you just set the psi and hit start and it pumps the tires exactly where they need to be. Definitely a purchase I had utilized a shit ton and way more convenient than trying to find a gas station with air |
| How do people live like this |
| Stx go back to 410 |
| Sure, just a little Hydroxychloroquine, then cleanse with bleach, cures everything |
| Funny thing is that it was 🥭 who chose the last line of defense nearly a decade ago 😂 |
| imagine listening to the MU bers and missing out on all these gains |
| Damn even AI start getting real with the regards, nature is healing |
| Claude’s not wrong… but also, you use Claude? |
| Gold is printing |
| Pay off national debt and stop printing for about 5 years. Might help a bit, but who knows. |
| I hate losing much, much more than I like winning. |
| No wonder Americans constantly complain about fucking cockroaches if the average us home looks like this.\nExplains a lot |
| I struggle finding ways to use it after subscribing for about 3 months |
| They put a Tesla into space, they are basically the same thing |
| I said yesterday to short VFC but did I make puts nooo. I quintupled down on RDDT calls |
| Silver $120 today |
| Microsoft earnings lotto ticket could be the real winner. Tesla earnings will be really bad unless elon mentions sex robots |
| Is anyone else's internet and Reddit especially acting up way more often in these weird, troubling financial times the past few weeks. Its legit like the wallstreet Skynet is using the entire global bandwidth sometimes trying to find some way to rig this trash up and do 10 billion trades a second to prop it.\n\nI think we are a few more rigged trash days away from them turning off the internet from the plebs to prevent any of us making money on the big crash and them blame internet problems kek. |
| WHY ISNT 🌽 STORING VALUE? 😂 |
| It's based upon a few people/organizations with a lot of money realizing that they can control stock prices and keep making money in perpetuity because they control enough of the market. |
| Only when America is great again |
| Bro really said up and down like a yoyo |
| Too late to join the slv train? |
| Accounting is completely different per company and practice. half of coding is people borrowing other people's code to streamline tasks. If you did that with accounting the world would be on fire in 30 mins |
| Apple you fuck. Wait that kinda works... |
| My wait time for my pre-ordered drink has increased by 98% thats for sure. |
| Has to pass by unions still. But the intent is clear and was communicated to employees today. \n\nRecord profits and stating layoffs doesn’t just work in Europe like it does in the us. But it’s all engineering and AI now |
| This is a casino. |
| SLS before the pump |
| I don’t think Elmo quits. Only hope for TSLA bears is death by ketamine overdose or him doing something extreme nazi shit. |
| Simpler days. |
| At this point, if you’re not shorting this market it’s your own loss. |
| agi is here |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Yes, robit that gives handies in space |
| We knew they were shit but now we get a melon speech about how electropeneers are coming soon |
| I think they’ll be stacking the deck for more cuts. They aren’t even shy about it. |
| I say META is underpriced and TSLA is way over, META will beat the earnings too |
| Like 1% chance. |
| 595 in April |
| why SNAP pumping? I got some lotto calls yesterday but I wasn't finish loading up 🙁 |
| Multigenerational? Women stopped having kids in the West after COVID. |
| Say what you want but damn it has been one of the most epic bull runs in history since liberation day last year lol. It’s insane |
| Forgot to thank you for that link. Cheers |
| I'm throwing money into puts, because I'm retarded and I hate money |
| So, people are going to be using gold coins and certificates to meme stocks in place of currency. |
| Long ASTS?? |
| I like winning but I hate losing |
| Fuck you apple |
| Squeeze deez ….. never mind |
| Yeah especially when it hallucinates incorrect information! |
| Flat until fomc |
| After 🥭 everything will be better |
| Birth School Work Death |
| Remember gold was at $2k lmao |
| It's somebody else's turn to be exit liquidity today. |
| And a good bye to you too... |
| at some point, chatgpt will charge for even for the most basic version. It is currently free because it is still training itself. \n\nOtherwise, it will keep burning billions of dollars each month while not making any money. |
| Don't forget to mention the magic words: Nvidia partnership. |
| "AI is a bubble"\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rl5stjdsk3gg1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb38f8c68e02e8bb2bd5b6002d032c016e98cbaa |
| TesSex |
| . |
| Cocktube rodent |
| Not after last time lol |
| A rate hike could happen? Lol what are you smoking |
| It’s got a PE of 34 which is usually for a company that’s growing fast. Apple might grow a little bit but it’s basically flat. |
| TSLA surging for an earnings report that will say their sales have gone down again and someday in the future they’ll have other products? 🙄 |
| Thinking TSLA or META lotto call today not sure which though |
| Flat by open, red by 10 |
| These fuckers need to stop printing money. Our stocks go up but every other facet of our lives is circling a drain. We need >10% gains yearly to not get fucked by devaluation. |
| Yeah, its part of their compensation. They get a salary and stock options, that vest after a period of time. Why would they buy when they are getting it as part of their comp? They still need to diversify, like everyone else... except me. Long live XEQT! |
| Why now? You live under rock? Sure the forward PE is still insanely low, but it's been all I see on here for months. |
| sold PDYN , solid quick gain |
| Right after their earnings report too I was dying inside. Thankfully held. |
| It'll take over accounting before it can touch software product development. When you see companies laying off coders en masse know that they are solving the hardest parts first |
| Same pls |
| Hold on the rest of my SLV long (cost 95.1), I sense a short-squeej today. |
| My company is public. We're discouraged from buying our own stock to avoid any legal issues. |
| yeah gold pumped i see its walk on rope OP!!! |
| Id say defence stonks |
| My point was specifically about Australian data sovereignty laws, i have no idea about anything with the EU. But based on what you say that conflict definitely doesn't bode well |
| You haven't had Dutch Bros |
| How does SoftBank always manage to have money to invest in companies that make no money. |
| My prediction spy flat all day 2pm massive red and green candle back to flat and premarket 2% dump tomorrow 😂 |
| Yall care too much about the equity and direction. It’s all just a vehicle for port growth. Stop being emotional. |
| [Found it:](https://youtu.be/y6120QOlsfU?si=gibSgyvUlk0_zPTq) |
| Great it will drop 0.5% instead of 2% today! |
| It's a neutral thing. Market has been strong with some interest rates. Lowering could drive inflation out of control again. Raising them would certainly cause a market pullback. |
| Idk I feel like my premarket gains are about to get dumped lol |
| We are 1 Iran news away from a bloodbath in the stock market🩸🩸🩸🩸😬😬😬😬 |
| Wondering the same thing. Maybe oil? |
| Holy shit. USD dying.\nJust how far can this shit really fall. |
| 62% dollar devaluation |
| There's not a safe place depending on how or if there's a hard recession, bail in, or currency reset. I would like to remind everyone reading that during the 1930s depression, the american gov't confiscated gold and it was illegal to use for purchase for 40 years. Just as an fyi. Crypto bros, this isn't the win you think it is because while crypto could be legitimized and adopted the more likely result is it would just be rendered worthless by making it illegal to accept as tender. |
| Someone explain like I’m retarded can the dollar ever get better again? |
| There will be a stop loss hunt for 15 mins and then we will ride to the stratosphere |
| Spy has been consolidating for 84 years |
| No matter how much money I make, $10 and lines for some sugar coffee is just against who I am. |
| Yes |
| DXY -10% Past Year |
| Hmmm smells a lot like BITCH in here |
| Space X |
| They moan when they shit too |
| Inflation adjust these valuations P/E with this weak ass dollar, valuations has dropped! |
| Buy RDDT and lighten my bags ffs |
| They’re really good at signaling their upcoming moves. It contributes positively to market stability. They’ve signaled they won’t cut. If I were a betting woman I’d be all over the prediction markets making a modest profit. |
| WHO tf we buying today cause nuttin Is getting caught in my eye. |
| Remember when ASML was 800 last year lmfao |
| PDYN MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAA |
| ONDS mooning \n[https://www.tradingview.com/news/reuters.com,2026-01-28:newsml\_ACSHLbtva:0/](https://www.tradingview.com/news/reuters.com,2026-01-28:newsml_ACSHLbtva:0/) |
| The year is 2030.\n\nNVDA is the first company to reach 100T valuation.\n\nIts has only 13 human employees thanks to AI.\n\nYou just bought a multigenerational mortgage loan spawning 4 generations.\n\nWhile walking to get your monthly ration of flour at a state-run rationing kiosk, you find a little nugget of silver on the ground.\n\nKids gonna eat well tonight. \n\nLife is good. |
| Jesus you’re late to the game |
| stfu |
| NET will go much higher |
| https://preview.redd.it/w3nn4hfck3gg1.png?width=399&format=png&auto=webp&s=86345f4315ac342faf4301c77038c85fe6b25c12 |
| NDX earnings |
| Good bot.\n\nIdk bich we about to find out 🍆 |
| Open pump will push it over then dump to 690. |
| i bought yesterday, how do they look |
| Metal bears moan when they wipe |
| ASML is ass |
| I meant after the earnings .. |
| Noo ASML fading. |
| Gold-to-silver ratio is edging closer to the last boom in 2011. Currently at 46; in April 2011 it hit 32 when silver last tanked. Took Silver over a decade to break even from its 2011 peak.\n\nKnow what else happened in 2011? The USD Index hit one of its lowest points ever (2nd lowest ever I believe). The USD Index isn’t anywhere near where it was in 2008 and 2011, BTW. We have a long ways left to fall, for what it’s worth.\n\nWhat does this all mean? I have no idea. I’m a regard and know nothing. I like graphs and am stuck at home.\n\nAnyway, fries in the bag please 🍟\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/lsuvwfl3k3gg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ceed3abc09be49c65203b4808aac0b158592e318 |
| "Ticket reseller StubHub apologized on Monday (Dec. 22) after accidentally listing the Virginia-based rock band instead of Christian musician Andrew Peterson’s Behold the Lamb of God, a concert featuring music about the stories of Christ, held at the Spartanburg Memorial Auditorium on Dec. 20."\n\n\nPuts on $STUB |
| Doo-dah-do-da-do |
| boughta be 8 lol |
| Might throw 500 into Snap calls |
| Elon gonna say Tesla will use AI in the cars and the stock will immediately go up 20% |
| Nothing, priced in |
| It looks like Trump might soon attack Iran, what should I buy?\n\nWith all the recent news and escalating tensions, it feels like things could get ugly fast. If this actually happens, what stocks or sectors would you be looking at? |
| LoL still bag holding? |
| That’s how I got my regard strength |
| and if you're smart you can profit from both |
| just gurped up n shihtin 🚽 |
| Yep! How do you go from an AI leader (they were literally the first to partner with OpenAI and get access to GPT 3.5) to being AI laggard in 3 years. They let the market catch up and leave them behind. All while literally burning cash to continue the hype cycle. |
| CALLS!!! \n\nthank u for ur attn to this matter |
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| UNH CALLS |
| PDYN gamma squeeze |
| NFLX upgrade https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/freedom-capital-markets-upgrades-netflix-nflx |
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| When Rihanna sang ”Work work work work work work,” it really hit me deep - I got decades left of this shit😔 |
| No what's that |
| What earnings should I gamble on for tomorrow |
| JPows job is to lead the Fed not cater to a fat pants shitter dog. I believe in grandpa Pow |
| Nanaaaaaa |
| I'll make the popcorn, LFG! |
| I watched his talk at Davos and found it both lucid and interesting. I’m not investing in Tesla at these valuations but I’m still interested to see what he does. It’s not his game to lose anymore, but I think there’s room for an unexpected turn around. |
| Not gonna lie, since Brian Nichols became CEO, my Starbucks trip frequency have decreased by 98% |
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| Same actually. Bought Leaps in September or October and think they could have a strong 2026. Assuming this pivot works out |
| its because of bets |
| If you’re Taco Bell parent, why wouldn’t you do a Sydney Sweeney and 🥭 collab? |
| JPOW speaking today, lotto tickets ftw 🔥 |
| What’s investing? |
| but inflation just means stocks go up? |
| 700$ SPY is 3 dollars away !\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter! |
| Is it a rave? |
| if pow doesnt , trump will makes them full point lower the moment he has his pawns in |
| Is there a reverse SoftBank investments ETF? |
| do you have like daily alerts on what politicians do or something? |
| Last year there was in circulation 100 dollars of dollars. The government printed more so now there are 200 dollars of dollars. Because there are now more dollars, shops raise dollar prices because they still only one ounce of gold to sell you. The gold isn't actually worth more, its worth the same when adjusted for inflation / money printing. |
| -Clint Eastwood |
| They take personal responsibility at times, they bring in connections, they raise funds etc |
| I feel weird about HOOD’s forward and trailing P/E being so close. The market is pricing in basically zero profit for 2026?\n\nIs this because of crypto? |
| It's our nation's new trend. |
| If Elmo doesn't get his salary demands met and quits, then TSLA turns into a real company teetering on the edge of bankruptcy. |
| Oof |
| # !Bring on the paper games! |
| Let me look into my crystal bowl 🔮 |
| Very, VERY excited for 63% GDP growth this month with 1% inflation |
| So calls? |
| you forgot pos horse lover. |
| This dude is actually tripping and is currently eating 4 couch cushions. |
| Dollar showing some relieve, stocks all time high, btc, silver, gold all time high. All this money from UNH,m and health sector is going here I guess |
| Dollar is abstract concept we all just accept.\n\ninflation is how much government prints and debases Dollar and how much more stuff costs for people who dont have infinite dollars.\n\nGold is so old that the boomer's boomer's boomer's boomer's boomer's boomers were using it to stamp their faces into and buy booze with.\n\nimports and export balance isnt as relevant as youd think, until the number gets fucked with by a fat orange fuck who wants to dismantle globalism and take us back to the golden age of sail |
| In the eyes of the market is that a good or bad thing? |
| confirmed |
| Sir this is a casino |
| Bro that shit is not taking accounting lmao yall dont understand anything If you actually believe that lmao |
| NVDA looking to diversify away from TSMC, apple and Nvdia parter with INTC. \n\nINTC might moon 🤷 30 minute chart looks an awful lot like an IHS. |
| Peeing sitting down right now |
| YEAH! I PREFER CRACK ROCKS! |
| But why! From now on every time a stock drops more than 1% we deserve answers! It's our right as shareholders! Im writing my congressman to get this issue resolved! I'm going to write to Santa while im at it for skipping the rally again this year. |
| Ask an AI to do it for you. You may or may not get a good answer. |
| on the toilet right now, out of toilet paper, not wiping today |
| In this current market, they should be daily |
| We are wondering the same thing about your keyboard |
| Any of y’all heard of this “Operation Sandstorm” conspiracy theory? |
| so like we can all agree thast tsla isnt a real stock and will basically grow to infinity right |
| you can make fun of anyone, if you make fun of everyone. |
| If they lower rates shit is going to hit the fan very quickly. Inflation could spiral |
| Apple stopped innovating |
| Possibly. Rate hike is a low possibility but could happen. That's probably keeping some from going all in today. |
| No not at all |
| Buy retarded options and lose money |
| Yeah ik its dogshit lol |
| From Uranus |
| boomer rocks 😭 |
| The market better not just chop today with everything going on imma be pissed if it’s flat today |
| Precious pun ! |
| The price of gold is a measure of just how worthless your dollars are. |
| buy calls no matter what happens |
| fiber time |
| Slv for the win, fellow regards |
| Hmmm...invest my money wisely today or lotto tickets? |
| Been dropping for a month straight |
| 'I really don't care, do you?' |
| yes, good buy. |
| o7 |
| Top is in |
| Wait this sounds like someone |
| They ain’t lowering rates and yall smoking premium crack if you think they are |
| Earnings don’t collapse before a crash, they are backwards looking. Also, why are earnings growing? Aggressive cost cutting? |
| Earnings coming up i guess, who fcking knows |
| I've been buying TSLA non stop since it was $10 per share (2019) and will continue to do so until it reaches 10 trillion market cap. It's a 30 year investment for me. Might never sell and just give it to my kid.\n\nMight get some SpaceX but not like TSLA. |
| Cant stop, wont stop... shitting |
| Buy mines for boomer rocks, dude. |
| I'm not shorting MSFT yet. I liquidated my 600 MSFT shares in Dec. |
| Can we just get $SMR to ATH please...\n\nPlease... |
| Found the (poor) investor |
| We need to talk about GOAI and how they were originally going to be AIGO |
| US dollar going down like crazy and stock market not keeping up with it we basically are red even with the market going up |
| Maybe Bill Bellichek didn’t get inducted because he’s an angry fat retarded cheating boomer? |
| Is that chick who bought xAI private equity on here too ? I can’t imagine the non transparent gains these scums get too |
| Rate will stay the same today |
| 📈 |
| Intc calls today? |
| As of this morning chatgpt thinks Stockholm has 10 letters in it. Letting it run the accounts department just means employing more humans to check its output |
| Their product isn’t cars,it’s the stock |
| You forgot the /s. Or do you not read earnings releases? |
| Tsla puts gonna broke me ❤️ |
| It only went down last time because of a one time tax payment |
| PCE and CPI are both just under 3%. |
| You’re in the casino and you’re surprised that is the question? |
| I see Crenshaw fell off the top. The whole situation is such a scam. |
| Yes, the markets, commodities markets, and socioeconomic factors globally are entirely the same as they were 46 years ago. |
| lol image clicking on a twitter link |
| Atta boy |
| Can someone pls ELI5 me the relationship between gold, the dollar value, inflation, interest rates, and imports/exports? New to the world of finance. |
| wtf is with AAPL seriously it can’t hold its value for more than a day |
| So we thinking another 5 or another 10%+ on silver post FOMC |
| ONDS, so hot right now...ONDS |
| Sell calls don’t buy em. |
| These analysts need to stop giving INTC a case. Bastards are ruining my game that's based on logic. |
| I have absolutely no idea what I’m doing, but bought CRWV shares back in December. Do I keep them? Please help |
| It’s almost like the media lies to your face… daily. |
| It’s a fomc day. Pump for the next 5 hours and then massive dump because reporters want to ask mega bearish questions. |
| Nah not if you’re averaging in. USD is going to keep deflating faster each year |
| Hola mi regard |
| meta soar after earning |
| my average is $76.37 for 27 shares, gonna get a philly cheesesteak today to celebrate |
| I WILL NOT BUY BOOMER ROCKS I DONT CARE IF FIAT IS DESTROYED I WILL GO HOMELESS FIRST |
| Did 0.1 oz of gold once now i'm shooting up antimony. |
| Imagine knowing when markets gonna dump and pump and still only doing 78% cause if you do too much they will doubt your ethics. lol no reporting, they would have done +100000% |
| Not a problem i expect this sub to have. Ever. |
| Im done ever buying puts again in my life, its all futures from here. They want to literally shift the world financial order so that my puts wont print Ill start trading forex and gold/silver |
| I mean they've already been hawkish, CME doesn't have a decent chance of a rate cut until June. I personally doubt they got more hawkish than that but fair enough lol |
| He gets all his news from Reddit bears. |
| Check out their somg Contractor, skip to around 2:10. You’re welcome 🤪 |
| Look at mr moneybags over here who can afford to buy ram. |
| Designed to be lost.™ |
| Its different this time. We are going higher. \n\nShe will never call me back </3 |
| Are we loading meta puts today for earnings? |
| Agreed. But I’ve learned to never bet against Becky. |
| My hero, I have tried so many times to time the drops. Good luck Bro |
| Oh I thought it was a nice green day but i see crypto is up, something is fishy |
| Tariffs + Dollar value dropping is a hell of an inflation combo |
| inshallah |
| Don't we have a carrier group in the neighborhood? They could drive up and drop some freedom on them. \n \nI mean, why the fuck not? |
| Fucked same as my apple calls either way |
| I’ve been making a killing off gold by buying calls on iau |
| Calls on gypsies (they have a lot of jewelry) |
| CAT? |
| It’s a Nobel Peace Pie |
| the big players never lose on positions. they have infinite money so they can keep averaging down on longs and on shorts, worst case their other big buddies lend them a fresh credit line or just take away the buy button. thank you for your attention to this matter |
| Someone needs to do a study. Take various groups of 100 people across America segmented by income/geography/etc. and compare their portfolio returns to these politicians. If there’s a material difference it implies a significance which should be attributed to insider trading |
| Guys, the dollar is down and 🌽 is not storing value 🤣 |
| MAKE IT RED! VIOLENTLY RED!! |
| Neither can accountants? At least it could cook the books faster and cheaper |
| SBF got them in his phone. Those nudes belong to the feds now |
| Some of them, can be luck one year\n\nBut you can't enter politics being a nobody and end up being a multimillionaire.\n\nThat shouldn't happen regardless of democrat or republican \n\nIt'll banned for them to own stocks, and also... if you go to congress or become a senator... you should sign an agreement that your wife/husband + children (if+18)should be scrutinized yearly about their income, stocks, companies, revenue, properties... |
| ? |
| Your portfolio doesn't care what it took to win. \n\nLose the emotion and attachment to tickers, and cut losses.\n\nU got this retard! |
| ##😍😍 |
| UAMY |
| I see the commodity and energy prices as a counterattack on the AI bubble: "nice bubble you got there, it would be a SHAME if you needed all these global metals and energy to successfully build it out"—juicing up the AI bubble the last year was an inflationary event and other sectors are catching up (taking some $ for themselves) |
| IT CANNOT BE STOPPED, LET'S GO |
| Only 3 more rate cut/hike decisions until his term ends. |
| Mstr puts at open gonna print so hard |
| Uranium |
| Ah, down at the bottom of those Ohio lakes with the alien pyramids eh? You may be on to something. |
| Thank you whoever recommended lamb of god\n\nI’m f$&@ing amped |
| Elon abandoned cars for bots. Everyone knows this. |
| Mannnn fuck AirPods |
| TSLA calls (i’d be regarded otherwise), MSFT calls (just bc), META puts (needs perf earnings imo) |
| Taco Bell parent Yum! brands. Ticker YUM |
| ONDS BABY WOOOOOOOO |
| So u had hold NFLX. Thx😕 |
| TESLA will just lean into the robotics message and this shit of a company will skyrocket again. |
| Quick maffs tells me gold will be $100,000 and ounce by July |
| 🫴🍿🤫 |
| $5.21. it's a very small percentage of my portfolio, so I can be patient with it. I know this is a very speculative play. |
| Nobody pins da weasel |
| Last i heard, theyre still pumping billions into metaverse and AI department is falling apart.\n\nI dont expect uppies, just my personal opinion |
| Rddt ain’t done selling off |
| April 2025 was a 20% one and that was less than a year ago. How often are there multiple 20% corrections in a year? |
| I'm doing it. ITM puts on TSLA. |
| Dirty hippies in Asheville too busy protesting instead of posting |
| Well it’s Elon touting it being $2 trillion and $1.5 trillion.\n\nI remember as a kid people use to say don’t trust a car salesmen. I mean Elon is just the most successful car salesman ever… So why believe what he says?\n\nI’m still waiting for his full self driving cars. Seems Google is way out in front of him with Waymo.\n\nI’m still waiting for his autonomous bots, which are actually just people steering them lol. Amazon and JD are way out in front of him.\n\nHave we made it to Mars yet Elon? He said he would be there in 2018, 2020, 2021 and now it’s out there in the 2040 time.\n\nBe careful with SpaceX if you plan on investing. I would stick to a good broad based etf and gold etf. |
| Hawkish pause 0% chance to raise rates |
| Spookily erudite for wsb |
| I shouldve just bought a pair of airpods rather than risk it on calls tbh |
| Is it tho?\n\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2016160017599365426 |
| Is Caroline Ellison out of prison today? 😍 🔥 \n\nOnlyFans gazoongas pics asap!!! |
| Not true, some of us own defense stocks. |
| creator of SPY |
| Open the casino!!!! Moooooo +5% |
| I need summer to be here. I have a floating cooler and I'm going to just hang out in the pool and drink every day, nap in the afternoon, grill or smoke meats, work out and enjoy life. \n\nCan only do a few of those when it's freezing ass cold outside |
| Is it too late for me to buy gold |
| “This is where it ends” how many times have we heard that over the last 8 years? Deliveries really don’t matter. Idiots will keep buying the stock for hype. |
| Dem, Republican, Dem, Republican, Dem, Republican\n\nWish people would remember stuff like this when they are killing each other in the streets over their political party. |
| If OpenAI is cooked, Japan’s richest person is gonna become Japan’s poorest person |
| So he will raise rates? GLD and SLV will tank? |
| Yes but robots, Mars, AGI, and immortality, all for a handy monthly subscription, coming soon! /s |
| No one likes salesmen |
| silver just recently had a strong pullback, gold has the psychological advantage for now. next week will be interesting |
| Silver Thursday. \n\nRead up about it. It happened before, and it will happen again. This time is not really different. |
| Why would we be red? Earnings seem to be growing nicely and no recession in sight |
| It’s only shit to the purple haired crowd |
| Gold is just a gateway to harder metals |
| Mister car wash |
| Buy GLD and SLV |
| It means that with neuralink and AGI ads will be projected straight to your optical nerve and you'll need to pay a subscription to avoid unskippable 1hour-at-a-time ad-induced comatose states where you'll be able to try out the newest Xcorp dishwasher with a plate scrubbing function. Oder yours today by thinking about where you want it in your kitchen.\nPayment only possible with an appliance+ subscription on top of your regular "Ad free consciousness max" package |
| Except AI can’t always do simple math I really wouldn’t bet on it replacing accountants anytime soon |
| Japanese bonds. Liquidity going back to Japan. Safe place for cash now isn't bonds so it's going to inflation free stocks and metals. BTC is left out. |
| Yes. Most do. Not everyone thinks all intentions are intelligent. |
| Pieces* |
| As is tradition |
| They don't do shit, and the board of directors could easily replace them with an AI already |
| Yes |
| Earnings have been fantastic so far… market should be very green |
| Due to the incredibly silly amount of money I've made this month on SLV and MU, I will be ordering a custom, silver-plated RAM stick as a trophy for my office desk. |
| GOLD! But TACO is likely. He usually backs down if he announces in advance. When he takes action, he typically does it without explicit warning (previous Iran strike to prevent nukes, Venezuela) |
| Do it |
| ONDS premarket is absolutely glorious, on the news of their federal procurement approval |
| indeed |
| Only 4 peaces of pizza left.. might just go for it |
| These new rh chart animations just aint right. Im calling the cops |
| One could wish. |
| When will there ever be a correction smh |
| Someone probaly wrote an article about their database schema… |
| Hmm, how about Cuba |
| Good. Who the fuck wants to load cement trucks? |
| UUUU is my Silver, UCORE is my Gold |
| Thanks silver bers....\n\nYour triple down efforts will be noted.... |
| Worst AI ever |
| Tech needs to resize an image rasta issues first. Baby steps. It can't perfect resizing images yet. |
| geez louise, i don't care a whit about being downvoted, or banned for that matter. am i getting paid for this or something? bunch of freaking nut-jobs in here. |
| possible but it's the real rates (car payments, credit cards) that will go bonkers in the background, so it may be just that they're sidestepping the Fed and devaluing the dollar in real time, bringing paper USD back on-shore to do so, and maybe forcing the Fed's hand. there's also a possibility the Fed decides not to cut this year if the devaluing/inflationary effects come on too quickly |
| https://preview.redd.it/ck224w01i3gg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ceea7fcb144539d08084c3cb15847dd02565bbd\n\nShould I sell these before FOMC today, sometime tomorrow, or hold thru Friday and pray for an ER bump? |
| Because everyone is spending their now worthless cash |
| Ngl i think jpow is bringing the belt to my bull ass today.. inflation still high and jobs r good now |
| GD, Bae systems, etc etc |
| I do a general dca on a separate broker, basically any free money at the end of the week goes to VOO |
| Yeah it's about as healthy as a jaundice patient... |
| Exactly, the USD is still overvalued by a lot. That’s why the market pumps, that’s why this makes sense, buy shit while the money is still overvalued. |
| Teachers too, maybe? Gemini is actually a great tutor |
| *logs in to ChatGPT to file an HR complaint* |
| How are CEOs getting replaced, elaborate |
| *hey…*. YUH📣 |
| Hm, what about physical silver? |
| Fucking nasdaq such a beat just doesn’t go down. Americans sell this shit |
| It’s frankly disturbing that we aren’t blood red |
| 💸💸💸 |
| Bro I hate when there’s a cold spell and your car decides all your tires are just a little too low on air. Like fuckin tough it out, it’s cold. What am I blue collar? I can’t be expected to deal with that. |
| What? |
| https://www.actuia.com/en/news/sensitive-data-and-cloud-act-microsoft-france-admits-it-cannot-oppose-an-american-injunction/\n\nMSFT couldn't garantuee under oath that they are not obliged to hand over data if the US requests them to do so. Its still an ongoing discussion if legally the cloud act is in conflict with data protection laws in EU, but it doesn't look good atm. |
| You think this keeps going lol |
| Allies told Mango they won't play with him when it comes to attacking Iran. He's going to have to find another distraction. |
| Everything I sold yesterday is mooning. |
| 1% is barely anything |
| Has SPY always been State Street SPY wtf is this |
| If Zuck announced Meta was changing its name to NuclearAI after the bell the stock would hit $2,000 by Thursday open….. come on Zuck |
| Turbans |
| Seems like the way metals has moved and the weakness of the dollar it would be an indicator for a rate hike, probably not today but could be sentiment as potential movement later. This would also show strength in the Fed and their independence form the administration. |
| 💯 |
| That can be automated too or outsourced to your mom |
| Sometimes I get off the toilet and wonder how it’s even possible this came out of my ass |
| Mstr calls |
| https://preview.redd.it/junzz0q3i3gg1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=952ae4ba6147e43a2ef1dcd0b8b271ba6a479829 |
| What percent of congress out performed the stock market? Should be telling.\n\n\nFun fact... 19% of congress are direct descendants of slave owners. |
| Thoughts on META earnings? |
| They also use their mouth a lot, next to talking ofc |
| 0 for 28.... what a Loser LOL |
| wow Bill Gates on WSB |
| silver recently had a strong pullback, would explain a temporary slowdown |
| I agree with you but I'll never short tesla |
| Steer away from it. Its a virus |
| AI bubble burst tsunami incoming |
| lol worst stock ever, up 5% in a year by pure luck, been down the majority of the year |
| I worked in phone sales. \n\nHandjobs were common |
| No more than 78% in one year? Those are rookie numbers! They need to visit this casino and see the big boys in action 😤 |
| # I said this a few days ago and I’ll say it again we push 700 into JPOW till he strengthens the dollar to fuck with 🥭 |
| Completely agree |
| DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I DONT KNOW YOU! THATS MA PURSE! 😡 |
| The fact that 🥭 declared war against Iran and spy did not fall $2 immediately tells me we are testing 700 today |
| Regardless of sales or revenue... shorting or buying PUTs on Tesla is a bad idea. The stock is backed by billionaires, sovereign wealth funds and dark money. |
| Cheaper equities due to the dollar dying (in reality they're flat in real money)\n\nPeople buying gold to hedge the dollar dying |
| Less volume, bigger moves. |
| How does that boot taste |
| Sell 40% to "break even" and then let the rest continue to ride as "house money"?! |
| Bloodbath at open 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸😬 |
| Just buy puts and it'll pump |
| What’s the next Epstein distraction now that ICE is hurting 🥭 politically?\n\nIran? |
| where would man be without *BROmetheus*🫴🔥 |
| Think of it as a really big merger |
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| I've seen that, Truflation is pretty good data too. |
| Yep this website is turning to shit, half the shit I see is AI bot posts and replies. Still trying to figure out why, only thing I can think is to farm karma to the. Sell accounts, or push agendas. |
| Ooooooiiiiillllllll |
| AAPL is a piece of fucking shit |
| bet. calls it is! |
| Holy shit this market just never goes down wtf I’m going to have to stop being a perma ber now |
| “Healthy” |
| Nice was eying the 80c for eoy 😂 |
| Have you seen ASML's ER?\nIs this "bubble" in the room with us? |
| Everyone talks about AI being meant to replace coders first but that couldn't be further from the truth. It's meant to replace the other 90% of worthless white collar jobs first. If your job consists of sending email, sitting in zoom meetings, and glorified data entry you will be automated out of your job first. Folks like:\n* Accounting\n* HR\n* Email marketing and SEO\n* Graphic Design\n* Culture coordinator\n* Operations\n* Middle management\n* CEO\n\nThe only folks it won't displace are sales, because no one knows what the fuck those guys do to earn their paycheck but it probably involves hand jobs |
| Ameritards woke up and start selling |
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| Going blind from not jerking off is a myth.\n\nJust do it and stop posting updates |
| I thought this was going down in taco 1.0 but he never really got it off the ground, for a number of reasons. The thinking is that our 38+ trillion debt can only be paid by juicing more dollars into the system aka inflation, on purpose. There is an unrelated Japan liquidity crunch and I think helping Japan defend the yen helps accomplish taco admin's goal of devaluing the dollar. The Treasury can do this and sidestep the need for JPow to aggressively lower rates (for now). Stocks will eventually go up, global investment may go up, prices for everything will most certainly go up, housing values will likely not fall, but in the global macro sense, all those gains will be less than the gains the outside world/global economy will be making in currencies that are worth more.\n\nThe strategy can go very wrong though, and maybe is already going wrong and having unintended consequences due to how global and connected we are; there's no undoing that. Price of gold and other global assets show maybe global investors are pricing that all in defensively or even as a counterattack. This has been tried a few times before and when you inflate everything, credit interest, medical debt, car payments go up (in the modern world), people feel the crunch and overthrow their government. This time may not be different... |
| Oil gold defence stocks |
| Why did asts stop pumping the instant i bought calls. |
| Oh god. It’s joever. SoftBank gonna invest another 30 billion in OpenAI\n\n💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 |
| 1) not sure, but its not super relevant as the intent is for the backbone infrastructure to be built first and once customers and their rack requirements are locked in then you finalise the fit out of the racks in the data hall. before that, its all the same.\n\n2) i would imagine its most definitely still profitable, nothing in the traditional DC model has significantly changed. I believe the capital outlay for all the new R&D and DC builds are probably financed by increased software plan costs? how else would you do it from a business perspective. |
| Gold and silver being up the same % was not on my bingo card |
| Anyone know why both NASDAQ and GLD rally today |
| Spy calls |
| pssssst...YURP 📢 |
| 65$ |
| depends on who you ask |
| An organization that respects gender equality will hire 5 women to load 8 trucks with cement |
| Sell them to me! |
| Normies that refilled their ROTHs are buying S&P, makes sense |
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| Your humanity |
| You could buy a nice bike. |
| Lmao that edit screams "please don't downvote me to oblivion" \n\n \nBut for real tho, anything with actual DD or just another random YouTube rabbit hole |
| I have passed out 3 times under general anaesthetic and several thousand times drunk. Nothing to worry about if it's anything like that |
| hoping to see amazon $300 soon |
| As I look at my wrist it’s about that time but if I look too long then I might go blind 🤩 |
| https://x.com/truflation/status/2016160017599365426?s=46 |
| SPY said "OMG what am i doing? I shouldn't deviate from my range."\n\nLMAOKEKWLMAO |
| lmao |
| Everyone talking about a rug pull, so calls |
| Why do I get the weirdest f-ing feeling everything will dump today bc the market feels like it? |
| Shiny metal |
| He always said he wants US to export more and not import as much, as retarded as he is he has always clearly wanted to dump the dollar lol |
| You got timed out of the market sometime in 2026 |
| Nvidia gonna dump . Story as old as time |
| PHYSICAL GOLD |
| Copper rally coming up |
| https://preview.redd.it/fxe7yqkhh3gg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bccaf739c0e7c741d3b87d981298364d4cbdbca0 |
| GOLD |
| Oracle is definitely the red headed step child of the market. It literally always goes deep red any time the market has a blip of red. It just gets beaten and battered and pushed around and it only will go up if the entire market is surging to ATH |
| hahaha you stupid f |
| Yeah but is the fed concerned?\n\nstay tuned. |
| What happen now |
| Going to have to watch that today |
| If there are more buyers than sellers, then up\n\nIf there are more sellers than buyers. Then down |
| Why you like this play? |
| He doesn't even have functioning robots yet. It's all controlled remotely by someone wearing a VR headset. It's all a big scam. |
| So how many of you reddit activists are walking out of your Wendy’s shift in protest on friday ? |
| I dont give a shit about what yall are doing there across the pond as long as its making me money. |
| Is it the dawning of the age of Aquarius? |
| Just because the stock price is a meme. Doesnt mean the company will go bankrupt lol. |