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| U guys dont even know RDDT is gnna make us millionaires |
| **SAYLOR DESERVES TO SINK LMAO** |
| You really think institutions around the world that have been propping SpaceX since it is foundation and put billions in everything Musk makes won't fill up the IPO price by themselves if needed to? If not else it is guaranteed that even if IPO price is 5 billion regards will pump it as soon as they allowed to buy. |
| Best thesis on this sub this week |
| He would draft up an angry email, then click send. Only realizing minutes later, he gets a reply from TACO bell corporate saying "wrong receiver". |
| just buy some cheap puts so you don't have to deal with taxes |
| Not in the next 10 years BARE MINIMUM. Starlink is SPCX's only chance of it being profitable in the near future. |
| I sold all of mine during peak today. Those shits space stocks had been dragging my entire portfolio down for a while. I am so relieved now. |
| I am getting closer to panic sell MU :-/ |
| This is quite nuts\n\nhttps://optionstrat.com/tZzHJr1CucNn |
| All in on MSFT. I know regards keep wanting the quick win there, but just buy it now, set it and forget it for 2 weeks and you'll be golden (not expecting the bounce back before Space X bullshit) |
| My experience behind the Wendy’s dumpster has me able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose |
| Have a 107 shares of MU. Leave it or put it where??? |
| Both Kioxia and Sandisk use the same NAND through their partnership. Why would Kioxia benefit more than Sandisk would? |
| The gamma squeeze to infinity at space x ipo will be legendary. |
| Index weenies unite! (in a safe, responsible manner of course) |
| The amount of paid marketing is insane.\n\nYou know how all of a sudden everyone was talking about "data centers in space" like all at once the same week. Yeah .. that's not a coincidence |
| Calls at open tomorrow |
| AVGO dip buyers report in |
| https://preview.redd.it/8obkx220ec5h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99e2a9a1360556983c703f2fd3f3e4e45db3dcdd\n\n |
| mfs will lose money even quicker, oh the humanity!! |
| Made 363 bucks today. All scalping puts. AH price action makes me want to just stay out of the market tomorrow |
| Mu.....FAAAH |
| you still got more than 400k and in a couple of weeks you'll be back at breakeven. |
| Why does EVERYONE seem to be in on this grift? |
| oof they got u semi dip buyers goooood |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/ValueInvesting/s/DOvqI0oaQP |
| they cant stop us might even change underwear tomorrow |
| The last time I went to the mall LULU's store was packed though. LMAO🤌 |
| QQQ. I made a blunder tryna choose when the choice was so obvious |
| MU |
| doesn't sound like something who is financially thriving would say |
| Wow, I was $4 off on the purchase price |
| Making money in the stock market is not a function of intelligence. |
| Robinhood doesn't require any minimum....Just wait for the bagholders to show their lossporn. |
| I bet mstr will get the boot from the QQQ if SpaceX trades decently after a few days. |
| I never even mentioned investing money or making money off the stock. All I said was that it looks like Cohen actually turned the business around. |
| https://preview.redd.it/s32g7ijrdc5h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efc68d8be8e6255c1e351ffee99154536d799041\n\n |
| MSFT doesn't even have a dick to fuck anyone LMAO🤌 |
| Buy an etf |
| At least folks will lose it all at 2k and not 25k.\n\nIts time to buy up that SpaceX IPO to absorb a portion of that Twitter debt! |
| Not a lot of people are going to spend $200 for work out gear besides people named Biff and Becky |
| I've been just doing the opposite of what my gf suggests this week for investments and so far its working for me but if she finds out I'm dead so kind of a tough situation lol\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xy49bjbidc5h1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25790fa975031b0efdbb9a586e69e683c2ef1129\n\n |
| Spacex, anthropic, and OpenAI ipo. Look at all the bullshit these companies and banks are pushing out to try to lure everyone into this garbage. This market is so fucked lmfao |
| It's not theirs |
| This an Elon joint, probably closer to $14.88 |
| Dude wtf |
| most here probably aren't planning to hold after SPCX ipo |
| I think the simple answer is that Tesla already has insane value based on Elon Musks followers and the goal is for SpaceX to have a similar benefit of being massively overvalued. I don't think it has to be any more complicated than that. |
| UNH I would put on going up to 400 in pre-market and then the standard friday quick sell at the bell. Probably even out at 398 at open. META is weird right now -- unless you are really trying to min/max their stock back to 600 (which might happen with the Space X IPO), I think 625 is still a great price, and what I expect it to open at. I also think this market is totally irrational, so maybe they both drop to $20 in the morning and we're all fucked. Who knows |
| It's honestly insane how hard they're trying to dump the SpaceX IPO on retail. Legit some of the most rigged shit ive ever seen lol |
| Well bears have been losing their asses I could’ve been them if I was more retarded than I already am |
| AH…HAHA! |
| Usual as business. Open by green |
| What does it say for tomorrow? |
| Make sure you don't hide when it crashes you bum. Make sure you're still here. I'm going to laugh at you! |
| 🐝 🐝 throwing hissy fits while getting *rugged* |
| This time it wasn’t different \n\nIt’s fucking over. SPY 500 EOY |
| Lol. U bought high |
| FUCK MU ITS SO OVER |
| When can I short this? Like... what date? I ignored the IPO. Now I shall short it once it hits the intraday peak. |
| You are a very rare anomaly. The problem that plagues options traders is that while it's working it's beautiful and there's no reason to stop and when it stops working it's so abrupt it's too late to stop. Basically it's almost mathematically guaranteed to end up at zero, the only difference is how high you take an account before that happens. |
| Right so which dips are we buying |
| Yeah really hard to hold on the value of 175 billion $ of total stocks for 5 days. |
| Similar, way less self respect. |
| Sorry guys I bought MU at 1020 thinking it was done dipping. My bad. |
| Yeah, short SpaceX, what could go wrong. |
| Im going to avoid this like the plague, watch it 3x from IPO and cry saying i shouldve joined |
| I don't get it. I was expecting LULU to mirror Victoria Secret’s earnings due to the ozempic effect. |
| #Futes DRILLIN LMAO🤌 |
| AUR |
| Do you like your women PLUMP? |
| GuH |
| Yes |
| wrong reddit. on wsb we only discuss 0dte's |
| Damnit, Microsoft finished kinda of green. There is a dude in here who rages out every time MS dips. I luv that guy. |
| Everyone is up a few hundred thousand or more this past month or two - it's all relative. Money worth less now. |
| Adobe |
| Is it weird that ai has been right about current NVDA stock movement 3 days in a row. |
| should already removed from your account |
| Same same |
| I was born on Monday so yea |
| Just park it in GOOG or MSFT if you can’t decide |
| So move everything to spmo is what Im hearing |
| I know right? These stocks are such a bargain. Why would anyone sell? |
| Implied volatility was +-15.7 and it moved 50 cents brutal. |
| If you hate money, please buy as many space stocks as possible. The hype will be 100% gone after the IPO. Same for quantum. |
| No lol |
| Exit liquidity confirmed they run it back up to sell off at better prices |
| Please push the HOOD and BULL up guys. They have helped the trading community and Both are struggling hard. |
| So does the misspelling make it worth more or less to regards ? |
| Strat. Buy the tesla dip. Sell into merger news |
| Tomorrow, another dip buying day? Or was today a fake out? |
| You thought TODAY was the MU dip?\n\nMe too bro. Me too |
| Yes |
| This is not even close to the same scenario, reddit was a regular IPO, for spaceX they are literally rewriting the rulebook |
| Premiums went up to $130??? |
| RIP |
| Whats w the ah dump |
| They're not the ones dumping money into the R&D for the drugs tho thats still on the pure pharma company that hires RDW. RDW secured over $100 million in drone contracts this year alone already and are just getting started with that aspect of their business ontop of almost 500m in backlog from before (I mention this cause it shows pharma is just a bonus they are making money without it already).\n\nIf any of the pharma stuff they send into space is a winner after testing and results they get royalties for what ever drug comes out of it. It's basically free passive money if something hits. |
| real\n\n |
| Did you sell? Show gains |
| Costco will never move again |
| For me, they are LCID, AI, BBAI, and RR. |
| guys i did something dumb a few days ago. I sold my nvda stocks from my tfsa account that i bought at like $180 per. I meant to sell from my unregistered account. Anyways, i got like 16k cash I need to reinvest for my tfsa account. What do you think the best long term 5-10 years buy should be? |
| perma bols truly disgust me tbh |
| Rotation into software and drone/industrials. Calls on AMPX. |
| so i guess 4 days since you started trading huh |
| 🙂 |
| I thought we buy high and sell low? No wonder... have I been doing it wrong this whole time? |
| Conveniently in time for the SpaceX IPO |
| Ai slop, The dude in the bottom row, second to the left is an Asian dude who transforms into a bald white guy. The guy next to him, second from the right shifts back and forth from a tee shirt to a long sleeve |
| New IPOs are hard to gage so I'm staying away from SpaceX itself. The unseen opportunity here lies with the fact that on June 11-12 people will be selling off other assets like wildfire to ape into SpaceX. June 10th is a good opportunity to short something that you know people will be rotating out of to buy into SpaceX. Then you can close the short position by mid day June 12 and take you gains from the short and buy into an underpriced stock that was just oversold to rotate into SpaceX. |
| Who’s telling you Lulu is a buy? I’m not. I’m pointing out that literally every consumer discretionary stock in the market has been destroyed, especially clothing. My bad, Hermes isn’t cool anymore. For sure. |
| should have said AI in their call |
| if i got paid 5 cents for every time i opened robinhood each day, id be 10x any ber on here |
| 4 days straight of choosing good plays but not holding long enough |
| Yep. From 5.2T to 0. |
| Can’t you only contribute $7000 a year to a Roth IRA? Am I seeing right that you put all of that in your Roth? |
| Are we launching msft rocket-ship tmrw??? 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| If you flip those two you'll figure out something really important |
| Pandered to Ogres and whales |
| League of Legends |
| Nice. Are you going to exercise some of these? |
| Prime Amy Poehler could hold her own against any hottie |
| It is! The dude in the bottom row, second to the left is an Asian dude who transforms into a bald white guy. The guy next to him, second from the right shifts back and forth from a tee shirt to a long sleeve |
| This is legit crazy. I've never seen Wall Street work overtime like this just to dump toxic assets on retail. 😂 |
| DOW was up 1.7%, NQ was red, ES was slightly red. cmon bro... |
| I thought we couldn't talk about penny stocks on wsb? |
| What are your biggest 5 holdings right now |
| They'll do a massive stock buyback to pump it up to 400+ |
| Was lowkey hoping the baby boomers would go broke and go back to working minimum wage jobs but at the same time I’ve never made so much money in such a short time frame. Double edged sword I suppose. |
| not worried for lulu, all the the white women will pump it tomorrow |
| ARKK (their flagship etf) up only 2.25% YTD , this woman and her team of analysts are retarded , talks about future and shit but didn't buy any memory stocks , to be fair ARKX and ARKQ is up 20% |
| It does this every 4 years on the dot would be incredibly funny if this time was magically different and it went to 0. |
| Abundance mindset. I ain’t chasing shit, especially this overhyped trash. |
| Without looking, I'd say MSTZ is the bear version of MSTR...\n\nEdit:\nYep, 2x Inverse MSTR. Problem with these leveraged tickers is that volatility kills them. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Flashy_Produce_3875 made a bet that INTC would go to 150.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 126.027 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| This was my same sentiment this morning when I received the email from two brokers. Something tells me not to touch this one. I’ve never seen institutions lower the bar for retail investors up until this year (remove PDT restriction shortly before SpaceX’s IPO and enforce it the week before IPO, send spammy emails about early access) — it’s all predatory and seems like they’re blatantly handholding retail into a pile of shit. |
| I'm not familiar with that option strategy, is it like a straddle? |
| thanks, i'll try it out |
| Seems like today was a bull trap? Don't get this AH mass selling |
| How u doing |
| My bags from SPaCE |
| Haha love when im already down so much and check my phone again and see im down a lot more haha |
| SpaceX is going to go up.. they’re also in AI and have made massive deals with Claude and Cursor.. it’s all intertwined for a few years |
| right like what the fuck was the point then XD |
| Space is the final frontier and spacex is most poised to get us there. Port next week: 70% spacex 10% lunr 10% rklb 10% rdw |
| He’d write an angry letter, but he ate all the crayons.🖍️ |
| Accidentally bought Lulu’s Fashion Lounge instead of LuLu. Up 5% AH. Sometimes the good lord looks out for you |
| So we freak the fk out and sell everything right |
| Lost a week of gains on mu, might sell and wait for earnings if tomorrow is bad. Pump it KOSPI! |
| Oh my bad...not 2, but 3 shits: MSFT, Meta, and Apple. |
| Oh thank God |
| Where’s it rotating and why does DOW going up signify tht |
| Clearly it has room to run. Global GDP is a mere 126 trillion, why shouldn’t SpaceX have a 20x multiple of that? |
| Yes the printer is on |
| Try using the superpowers plug in. It works fantastically. It forces your agents to do test driven development / follow strong engineering practices even if you don't tell it to. Everything important gets written down in markdown / documents. Helps a lot of the decay issues people experience - and IF bugs get introduced you can point it to the design doc and have it iterate. It'll fix the issue, harden your system and introduce tests so it doesn't regress.\n\nMy use case is low latency trading systems. \n\n GitHub - obra/superpowers: An agentic skills framework & software development methodology that works. An agentic skills framework & software development methodology that works. - obra/superpowers github.com |
| Anyone know if you are already flagged as a PDT does that just go away come Monday? |
| Never heard of a straddle? |
| Would |
| I would die a happy man if AVGO just sky rockets over the next few weeks. I wanna see the neurodivergent, booger eating bers regret the day they were born |
| I learned from yesterday to sell my gamecock calls on any pump and I did FU Cohen. |
| The oil reached your anus. |
| Bears: *Tomorrow* |
| Is options worth it? I’ve been looking into it. |
| Forced a snort out of my cubicle. Cursed AF. |
| NVDA is really going to $0? Wow |
| I prefer to invest in things that aren't 90% valued around what the company thinks Grok will be worth someday |
| Fall of Rome 2.0 speedrun |
| Where are the regulators on Epstein island or behind Wendy’s ? |
| Three from CH* |
| Horny |
| any idea on what meta/unh opens at tomorrow? |
| Used to make butts look good, now just makes butts 🐥 |
| Try peyote |
| As I bulled oil today, my barell slipped. Now I got a broken wallet |
| More chance for rubes to lose money. |
| On a Thursday! |
| mrvl bag holder here 🙋♂️ |
| Jump |
| Look, don't bet against American Government Backed companies |
| 100000% |
| 977 |
| Trump said this evening that Iran has six or seven more chances before he gets serious |
| banbet or GTFO |
| You do you. Imma stay out of it |
| Decent dumper AH. Really wished this was the actual price action for today's session but no. Regarded bols kept squeezing the shit today to stupid levels smh |
| Problem is even safe haven stocks are inflated. There's nowhere to hide once it starts breaking down. |
| That's what you said yesterday |
| Yeah no. Lmao from it’s absolute lowest price to now, Rddt is up 454%. |
| Nope MSFT is |
| Noooooooo |
| Cramer called the metals top |
| Cooked. |
| I've been getting spam emails about investing in spacex. I deleted them, but maybe they were legit emails. LOL. I don't even actively invest. 😄 |
| Any new'ish bagholders willing to mention they bought the top? I'd love to hear from you guys |
| Fatties missed the hype and just buy whatever's cheaper these day... |
| Sounds like a cross between STD and UTI |
| it seems to like inversing the market so maybe |
| Coal-fired AI datacenters will save the world |
| Id stay away unless you like burning your Wendy’s paycheck while watching your wife get bent over by her boyfriend. |
| Just got investopedia and look at options. Or most of the big brokers have learning tools as well. Or fuck it drain a nearby town of its water and ask copilot to explain it as if you were 5 |
| green by open |
| how? do you need to apply through fidelity or etrade and hope to get some? |
| AAOI sounds like a system of a down song |
| The result? |
| Will I get banned for this? (In before people call it slop)\n\n[not slop](https://imgur.com/a/104UofM)\n |
| Still too much for me |
| Is LULU the literal shittiest stock ever? |
| very weird AH and futes |
| Along with pizza hut |
| PLTR always being a bitch |
| Has to diamond hand my qnt shares so I don't get banned for space ex IPO |
| What is going with these 2 shits: MSFT and Meta? |
| I had a bad feeling this afternoon but it turned out to just be gas |
| Im sorry. I meant Starship. |
| Simple fact that you get trapped into the SPCX IPO makes me say fuck no.\n\nImagine pre-signing and not being able to sell once it launches or have limitations. |
| lmao the fact the DOW was up 1.7% should've made you all know where shit was rotating. But that diabolic pump for SPY and QQQ was quite fun to see. |
| Placed a bunch of LULU June 18th $110 put orders and they didn’t fill before market close, AMA |
| why |
| Bro that's more charitable than I would say..I'd say 🍈knows his company is flaming hot garbage and he wants to unload as much as possible while the hype is hyperbolic and before it all comes unraveled. |
| Whenever I see "debentures", I read "dentures"\n\nLike those fake teeth as opposed to an unsecured loan certificates issued by a company, backed by general credit rather than by specified assets |
| Hood torture will continue to go up |
| Pull up to the next window please. |
| Lowest was 10k usd , highest was 100k usd |
| Cmg lulu adbe nke dpz = same category !! Of course pypl xyz dis tgt Sony |
| I was thinking of cutting them tmrw but you think they could be worth holding? |
| Vpn from the PO box |
| I swung calls... we're fucked aren't we |
| Do we think COST will rally again tomorrow? |
| i shit at 9:28 i plan to drop into calls also |
| Yes |
| Oh shit I thought it was Einstein, TIL thanks 🙏 |
| Wonder what the rooftop Koreans are going to do |
| My portfolio has passed away |
| https://preview.redd.it/o46dg7o3cc5h1.png?width=1794&format=png&auto=webp&s=176ecef4bcb2ee49655538ffd0b8c650e86ab811\n\n |
| 4 installments on klarna |
| Lol hopefully it goes up |
| AI’s best use case right der. |
| Boring cash generating stocks are on my buy list. Once the overall sentiment deteriorates a bit more, huge amounts of capital will flow into safe havens. Big sell offs are coming and this morning was just a taste of |
| yes 4.8\n\nit constantly forgets headline instructions in memory md and makes odd assumptions that makes no sense with given context\n\nbut it's possible it works for your use cases with no hiccup, i'm just still having big issues with it even as someone who likes using the model |
| State Street? |
| no one is exiting though, they just printed new shares |
| New meta just dropped, calls at open, puts at close |
| MRVL is a fucking diva. First -5% pre then +5% til close and AH -4% |
I don't know if latency will ever reach land based levels (unlikely). But a vast majority of the world doesn't use their internet for FPS. Hell, a vast majority of the world doesn't even have high speed internet due to a lack of infrastructure.\n\nPeople just don't know about Starlink yet. I am guessing it will be like TSLA cars. At first, a slow trickle, then an explosion and you started seeing them everywhere. Same with the Airlines. First a few adopted it. People used it and realized how shitty wifi was. Now some people actually choose their airline to ensure they have Starlink access.\n\nJust look at what happened in brazil. First they threatened to block it. Now Brazil is one of the fastest growing markets\n\n reuters.com www.reuters.com |
| Buying 6 months out? not as bad. |
| Bald eagles are the most magnificent birds |
| we're gonna gap up tomorrow at 8:30 am |
| That’s my quant |
| Then you should know how much time it takes to actually debug the spaghetti code when things do gum up. \n\n\nIf anything one of my favourite moves is taking code from opus and getting gpt to debug it (and vice versa honestly...) |
| It can only good happen \n\n\-Gandhi |
| yea。im buying morw |
| Who’s capital gains I’ve never heard of her |
| Tried administering it up the butt. That fixed mine. Hope that helps ❤️ |
| Right? AI could never fuck your mom like I do. |
| We get to hit the soup lines faster, boys! |
| Realistically how do we make money off this though |
| the best trades are the “pile-in” trades. the news accuracy doesnt matter, only the ability to scalp a few % points from being first. the algos just want to be first. |
| At this point if you're dumb enough to still believe in Elon you might as well lose your money. |
| You must hate money \nIts going to the moon |
| … why doesn’t bringing old reactors online result in electricity????? Does it not count when it powers the data centers or something lmao. And apparently spending the money on permitting does NOT really count in expenses 🤷♂️ guess they’ll just frame the permits when they’re approved\n\nI don’t give a fuck how many are breaking ground in China. The US is plowing more money into nuclear than coal by orders of magnitude. Go drool over China in one of the politics subreddits |
| GUYS! Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen! |
| Basic logic |
| Inheritance takes a generation. This is going to be more like sucking a boba through a straw. |
| Just discovered azlcz aztec land and cattle. Crazy good returns, its a land holding company in arizona but has literally almost zero trading volume like 36 shares today. Kind of want to try buying some tomorrow just for fun |
| I pray we have a Great Depression that lasts 200yrs at this point. I'm 28 and just want the rich to get dragged down at this point with us. |
| I wish I didn’t buy stocks that just got downgraded |
| Took a shit and it was green.... calls |
| Then we all die because of Ai 😂 nice one guys, make your overinflated money lol |
| get margin called if I bought on margin or bought it then bought other stuff in margin and price of that stuff go down |
| calls on AVGO then i guess |
| dumbness + ego is usually very explosive |
| oh no, prices not seen since 10 AM! |
| MU close into AHs is diabolical |
| Starlink is the only part of SpaceX that is currently generating profit |
| My brain |
| Yes |
| During the dot-com bubble, Cisco Systems was the ultimate poster child of internet excess, briefly becoming the most valuable company in the world in March 2000 with a market cap over \\(\\$500\\) billion and an astronomical P/E ratio. \[[1](https://www.hardingloevner.com/insights/nvidia-and-the-cautionary-tale-of-cisco-systems/), [2](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1g7dif1/til_during_height_of_dotcom_bubble_cisco_was_the/)\] |
| Is it Norm MacDonald? |
| You mean West Taiwan |
| I said a large iced tea |
| Regard spotted |
| Whats stopping you from having your port 100% spacex next week |
| lol |
| Fuck yeah. As long as it’s not Illinois. lol who am I kidding nobody is avoiding a penny of tax there. |
| Those companies didn't get to engineer their entry on such favorable terms. It's not the impact so much as the principle that everyone's broke ass is being compelled to provide exit liquidity for early SpaceX investors. |
| market black tomorrow |
| do people think semis are going to keep pumping nonstop after pumping 1000% this past year |
| Damn marvell… |
| > The real risk is it relies heavily on this one admin granting it these contracts and who knows what future admin will come next and what they might takeaway \n\nNo, SpaceX is the backbone of our space launch and defense industries - if you think they're being given contracts as some kind of favor to Musk you have zero idea of what's going on or how much launch supremacy they have over everyone else including other national space agencies. |
| I’ll take my statement back |
| 4 comma club. \n\nQuatro Commas |
| Omg why MRVL -4% AH |
| what MU and LULU have in common? Both are dying after I am buying calls |
| i have slightly otm 9 month LEAPS on vst and wmt how cooked am i |
| always remember when you're anxious about something: there is something bigger to worry about you're not currently considering |
| Apologies, I meant to say calls. |
| Can a nice captain provide me context and explanation on the consequences of this? |
| You're all wrong it's Laotian. |
| Please be right for once omg 😭 |
| sorry for being so vulnerable last night you’ll never hear from me again |
| Lmao Wall Street is clearly panicking cuz theres been a major sentiment change around this IPO. The IPO target keeps dropping and there’s a fuck ton of illiquid investment money in SpaceX that people must be desperate to get out. It feels like a big player might desperate for liquidity, maybe they have a margin call waiting for them.. who knows🤷🏻♂️ but one can definitely smell the desperation. |
| I’m reallocating to purely bonds in my 401k. |
| ya'll really let them treat you like this for money |
| Why they gotta do me dirty in AH market was on a come back early today 😢 |
| These AI posts should be banned imo. Just chock full of buzzwords that just make the whole post a pile of gibberish from a seeming new account with a hidden history and no responses to comments after 7 hours. Just a waste of everyones time. |
| You don’t know shit |
| I'm getting in on it whether I want to or not thanks to the corruption that's letting it infest broad market index funds. Unless I want to completely check out of SPYM until the smoke clears, which goes completely against my personal investment philosophy of buy and forget. |
| AVGO to be the next trillion dollar company 🤑 |
| The market giveth and the market taketh away |
| Need some run way for the launch after the unemployment numbers tomorrow. |
| my pizza was burned\n\nmarket red tomorrow\n\nsorry |
| 3.8? Are you using 4.8 Max? I'm using 4.8max with the superpowers plug in. It works fantastically for TDD / enforcing good engineering patterns. I have noticed that it decays once context window exceed \~200k tokens. So I try to keep it under that. Works very well for my workflow. |
| I thought v3 was too big to launch on falcon heavy? Isn't that the main case for getting starship into orbit? |
| Yeah this is insane lol lets see what happens premarket tomorrow |
| Same with apple. It goes down like 8 percent when spy is down 0.01 |
| You missed out, mid 2010s Lulu were the best joggers and slacks I've ever owned |
| Told ya LULU sucks and has no market with young women. Until that changes, stay away. Let's hope my puts print well. 😌 |
| Semis sell off soon |
| Take more anxiety medication 💊 |
| You buy them cheap and sell them at a higher price |
| Back in my day, a can of coke was 50 cents in the vending machine. What is it these days? |
| https://preview.redd.it/nqe4b2ddbc5h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b245b053c3cf1f133bb3b0a78fcbecf4d919645\n\n |
| I dont deal with Nazis. I also dont buy stocks anymore of executives in companies I know.\[RIDE\] I self manage all my money so I can steer clear of this bullshit. Mid cap for me. |
| What’s your expiry date |
| Not if I tweet about AI before you do. Then my boxed cracker AI company will be more worth more. |
| Rotated around from ALAB, TSLA, SOUN, and RDDT, and now I bet it all on bitcoin lol it could be my first loser but it seems like a bottom. MSTX is a decent move short term if you plan on following but it is a big gamble |
| Claude saw that shit coming a mile away, it's either achieved AGI or it controls the market now. |
| Possible |
| Millionaire - poor\nBillionaire - middle class\nTrillionaire - filthy rich\n |
| I am officially bearish on AVGO |
| already down to 97X...MU will dump to 900 at open 100%. korea isn't doing shit |
| Anyone set limit sells on Webull before open? Does it work well? because my attempts have been shotty. |
| Fuck me. I dated a 25 year old for a year and a half. I spent thousands at Aritzia and I never thought about buying stock. The line was constantly 20+ people long. |
| Sure we are |
| The anxiety medication I took today gave me anxiety…what do I do now… |
| But on the way, QQQ investors will have the privilege of providing exit liquidity to early investors |
| Companies can't afford AI. |
| They can’t sell for a while , lock out period |
| Trumps ultimatum to Iran. No one wants to hold the risk. |
| Romanes eunt domus |
| A damp wet fart |
| They correlate quite a bit with the current oil situation much more-so than they correlate to the overall market. Even when the overall market took a dump and then rallied. This is likely because the current oil situation disproportionately affects access for non-US companies, and as the commodity rises, so does XOM’s and APA’s margins. |
| So which new ones have actually broken ground again?\n\nSome refurbs and permits dont actually result in significant electrons.\n\nMeanwhile how many are actually *in construction* in China? You cant make electricity with permits and grants. You have to make actual steam. Right now its all vaporware.\n\nThe last time we actually built one was Vogtle. Google that. Look how long that took (and how much over budget). |
| Cope regard. You could have had so much if you held. Too bad |
| MSFT when SPY +2%: +0.06%\n\nMSFT when SPY -0.4%: -7.2% |
| Green by open |
| I use it for work as well. I design low latency trading systems. It's dropped the average time to build one (and find alpha) from 6-12 months to less than 2 weeks. Quite literally |
| Money is money, king |
| Pls share |
| Lmk if you want to revenge trade, I have some June 18 100Ps I can sell you. |
| This sounds like a rap that chomo boyinaband would make |
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| Ugly ugly ugly chart\n\nI guess it’s calls because truly how do you get any lower \n\nThat being said: positions? I’ll play |
| whats the made up reason everything shit the bed after close |
| I've had girlfriends say that I am insanely fast! |
| DYOR |
| Starship probably can't actually work & already has a lower cargo capacity than Falcon Heavy. They're never going to Mars - they already lost the contract to deliver the moon lander to Blue Origin (lmfao). Going to the moon is crucial for a Mars mission & that's been set back years. \n\nAnd people tell me the markets are smart. |
| Puts after the fall? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ga53x9e1bc5h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5ee20a74b095fad5fb922ddcbf39dd829c8e71f\n\n |
| we do not appreciate this comment. take it back |
| Lost so so much money doing this beware |
| Jesus they're doing everything short of propping up a box with a stick attached to a string for this IPO |
| "We need greater fools. NO…GREATER!!!" |
| What else would it mean? |
| They also basically removed the pattern day trader rules (which are controversial sure but were there for a reason - discourage gambling mindsets - but now that’s encouraged instead so 🤷♂️) |
| I don't really understand why you don't buy NASA ETF if that is your concern, it already holds the SpaceX stock, so it doesn't need to buy anything, so you can take part in the trade without the risk of price discovery going against you. |
| I was busy scratching |
| https://preview.redd.it/4niomryjac5h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d475283ecaf1c8e4d1f19dbc3cdf5d5ecc00ecc\n\nThis is actually a real Buffet quote when he picked up UNH. |
| It's ok, it's pride month. |
| Goodbye $LULU. I never bought your products. |
| AVGO bers pick their nose and eat it. Neurodivergent types |
| The good news is, this stock at least usually moves up double digits after beating estimates the day after earnings report. Hopefully it goes up throughout the day tomorrow! |
| It’s honestly insane how some people here think of equity ownership. Literally no thought process beside green = good. We’re down here fighting over pennies but when the day of reckoning happens, we’ll be stuck with a handful of balls while some billionaires print. |
| Withdrawing? wtf you can just reallocate to different funds. Personally I don’t care what the exposure is. The company is seeking its maximum valuation at the top of a market. I don’t want any of my hard earn money going towards this mess. |
| that's why buffet and munger refused to invest in it |
| Well they all IPO this year. And the penalty is 6 months. |
| Lol the implied swing was 15% for pl and it's more like 0% |
| i use opus 3.8 daily with max it's still quite poor and baffling to use at times |
| Or how about you get over early so I don't have to wait for your dumb ass who can't read signs? |
| Most IPO allocations are purchased by financial companies and then sold on the IPO date. What SpaceX is doing by specifically giving allocations to retail is unusual, which is why you're seeing more offers to non-finance investors.\n\nMusk's excuse is that it's basically to benefit his fans, but the uncharitable reading of the situation is that the finance bros just weren't interested enough in the price he wanted to IPO at, so he's trying to offload a significant portion of the offering onto his retail cult. |
| Hood ⤴️ |
| DeLuLu Lemon |
| The fact that maybe 2% of people on wsb understands this just shows how fucking retarded the average is \n\nThis shit will moon considering the small float and sheer amount of buying that will occur. It will probably correct after 1-3 months but buying at ipo and selling after 3-4 weeks is a worthwhile risk if you have the appetite |
| Why don't they have us just wire the money directly to elon's ketamine dealer? |
| Any other regard here YOLOing BULL? I’m jacked to the tits in calls |
| Qqq 720 tomorrow |
| passive investing is a problem |
| I confirm. |
| current economy is all made-up numbers at this point tbh\n\ni am happy to announce the IPO of my AI chip company next week. i am frying potato chips in my kitchen and scribbling AI on the bags\n\nvaluation: one gorillion dollars |
| Congrats. Whats ur positions |
| I need that |
| Sold my shares for $125 loss, I’m feeling fortunate to have cut them loose when I did |
| And it's a profitable company, which had a sane valuation |
| Bro, u sure it ain’t Latin? |
| That was gone a long time ago unless it is back recently |
| Bagholder spotted! |
| don't mind me...just long 5 mnq at the bar 👉👈 |
| After the dust settles.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/nhj0l6vqac5h1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cd4b614cac2bb2b01c26fb7566820079347c538 |
| Do you live in the hood? |
| The goal isn't AGI, that's a stepping stone that will be reached with recursively self improvement. Anyone who has used the recent models knows just how good they've gotten. The singularity is the inevitable outcome of recursive self improvement.\n\nAGI - human level intelligence. So far AI has been made by... humans. Once you get it recursively self improving, it'll very quickly gets smarter. As it continues to get smarter / more intelligent you don't even need a human in the loop to architecture things. The ai will do it better.\n\nSingularity - When you have an AGI (that is smarter than us) continue to self improve. Each iteration it gets even more intelligent. Gains start exponentially compounding into itself (not slowing down). You end up reaching a super intelligence that is smarter than us in every way shape & form that we don't understand. Human intelligence becomes more or less "obsolete" in that universe. It was a theoretical thing I was taught over a decade ago in comp sci, but it was essentially science fiction. It's the inevitable outcome of a self improving robot - which we used to think was impossible. |
| Try telling my provincial government that. |
| probably nothing let's be honest |
| None of it will matter once China takes their island back |
| No, I did not. |
| What day is the IPO? |
| more yoga pants |
| Hmm. Never thought about it like that. Makes sense tho. Goddamn greys! |
| ...maybe this sub isn't that bad after all... |
| Going all cash, all into SpaceX. Got a vibe |
| i can't game on satellite internet the latency is unsolvable |
| Been making a killing recently I’m finally positive on my all time chart so it’s been a blessing lol |
| Uhhh, why you not tell me about it! |
| Is that good |
| What if MRVL doesn’t want to be a trillion dollar company itself 😂 |
| Uhh Anthropic leased all of Colossus 1 and half of Colossus 2 for 2.25 billion a month\n\nData Centers owned by SpaceX\n\nHe wants to just fuck OpenAI |
| Been holding a handful of bitcoins over a decade. Sold 1 last year. Damn AI tech bros prob gonna make me sell with this AI hype. Fuck |
| They actually let you play around with 1300 long shares of NVDA at open instead of force liquidating immediately at the bell? |
| Yeah I'm in ORCL |
| Reddit is a profitable company |
| Thank you 🙏 much appreciated |
| Or if you do start at the hole and don't stop until you reach the spot in between your shoulder blades. |
| >Self sustaining reality vortex\n\nFun phrase, horrifying concept. |
| Still too soon |
| Ass slapping |
| I was on one of the first waves of invites. Then they just didn't fulfill my order at all. |
| Imma buy 7 shares just to see what happens\n\nLucky number 7 |
| Don't forget the changing of the rules for index funds to buy into this IPO. Completely changed seasoning rules to pump it with retirement accounts. |
| I Just wait for the right time and follow other basic rules |
| HOOD will continue to go up |
| Say Bye bye to memory stocks tomorrow. |
| Thank you 🙏 |
| https://preview.redd.it/x3586aajac5h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e72665fd67eadfca10dad280b30ea2aa681478\n\n |
| that sounds pretty fun where is that |
| I’m an idiot too, I followed this trade. Only bought a single share though, just wanted to see a few of burrys picks performance in real time. So while it dropped 15% while I had it, it wasn’t really a huge loss. Made out like a bandit in CRM and HOOD though. |
| Must resist the temptation to short the stock after the IPO. |
| Yeah backshots |
| Making money losing money. Wbu? |
| what's going on in nflx shareholder meeting?\n\n |
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| Short it or shut up |
| The pattern will stay the same - down and to the right |
| 全世界都是make in china |
| Mr musk wants his hundreds of billions. They're not liquid! Nobody can source it except maybe every regard on earth |
| Agreement with Sydney Sweeney to use AI pics of her in yoga gear. She gets a commission for each picture used for advertisement. |
| I’ve been getting spam texts about buying this IPO. Trying to fleece us hard. |
| and fucking carvana being added back after being removed earlier the committee is a joke |
| how do i buy puts on ts |
| SEC prohibits lending shares for 30 days I think |
| This ain’t a smart sub this is a regard sub 🤬🤬🤬🤬 |
| What do you think about making money for a change? |
| Where is that stream that reads wsb posts all day? |
| Who mentioned |
| PCT gamma squeeze play up to $17. Tommorows weeklys will push it down max .50C. Entry point for the monthly expiry squeeze. Volume going down, noone selling. |
| Honestly, who's gonna spend $500 on pants in this kind of economy? No surprise lulu is tanking |
| Mouth breathers on CNBC fundamentally misunderstand SpaceX's potential. When Falcon Heavy starts putting up 100s of the new Starlink V3 satellites every month, it's game over for crap land-based internet offerings in the rest of the world.\n\nV3 throughput is **10x** over current satellites (which is already fast for much of the world). + cheaper to launch per satellite with (edit) Starship rapid reusable.\n\n2025 Subs were 5 million\n\n2026 Subs already 10 million\n\nThrow in cell service through Starlink, and then the shit telcos are f'd.\n\nWho here likes their cell phone provider? Imagine higher speeds, no dead zones, and no contracts. Who isn't going to switch?\n\nThrow in Airlines, maritime, etc. Starlink will prob have 100 million subs by 2030 (including cell) |
| Here's my [source ](https://rsfundmanagement.com/index_rebalance.html). Prove my wrong. |
| Oh man I did it!\n\nI got in a stock before it popped!\n\nLET'S GO MRLN!!!\n\n🥳🥳🥳🥳 |
| Might have to sell NBIS puts next red day |
| Nah y'all regards. That's Greek |
| lul |
| I think Elon wants to fuck anthropic and openai. So many retailers will sell and get penalty for next 6 months. |
| Diamond Stigmata |
| HOOD will continue to go up |
| Even at $14.96 meaning 90% loss that thing is still trading at high multiples |
| Me too shit is inarguably way worse |
| My bruddha whatchu been up to |
| Welcome to the game... Promise to make fund managers rich and they'll do anything |
| It’s not Deniro, it’s Degiro! |
| 金字塔是外星人奴役美国人造出来的观光景点。 |
| Looks like you have trouble thinking and reading. I'm clearly mocking the bears for declaring victory after one day, one day isn't a trend. There, I was generous and spelled it out for those with, let's say "special needs" like you. |
| Oh definitely. Once the hyperscalers finish their data centers and stop buying chips the demand will fall 50-75%. Memory companies like Micron, SK Hynix and Samsung are gonna suffer even more due to chinese competition and not having a technological moat like TSMC and ASML have. |
| Holy mother of Powell |
| SURE but other than those it looks great. 😂 |
| What’s their commission on the IPO? Did they change those rules too? |
| I gauge what I throw my money at by how many downvotes I get. Made bank on Tesla, then ALAB, then RDDT, then SOUN and now I rotated into bitcoin. People just mad they’re losing money that’s it. |
| HOOD will continue to go up |
| 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣 anyway |
| Please resume uppies forever pls |
| Priced in\n\n/s |
| As much as I hate to say it, but nobody needs a failure at this stock... That's how corrupted the whole market already is. If this goes to shit, it drags the whole market with it. This will not happen. |
| Ya, I watched a fabric and fashion consultant break down Alo clothing and he said it's literally z-tier garbage made by a company that does shit-tier blanks for Joe blow to start a clothing company with. \n\nIt's worse than fruit of the loom quality wise and all the money went to marketing. |
| *You’re |
| i've been complaining about that ever since actually |
| by calling them gay --do you mean fun and fabulous? |
| Zipper merge ya clown! |
| The ticker is T. AT&T |
| Lol this guy talking on netflix meeting is definitely a regard from here |
| forgive me 😢 |
| MRVL.\n\nBoth are good nevertheless. Maybe do 50/50. |
| Guys can someone tell me the HOOD will continue to go up |
| Sex ed was supposed to cover that |
| uranus |
| Not retailers. All funds that track sp500 will have to buy, since its on fast track to be included. |
| Damnit we're down 8% today. This makes the 72.78% increase from last month look insignificant |
| Why do all the paper hands come out after market close |
| Nope, outa luck. |
| > Market is forward looking, so any deal that gets boats through might drop the price before production and transport works out. \n\nThe main problem is less that it's forward looking and more that you can't actually gamble on the spot price for oil. The closest to physical oil you can get is futures which by definition are contracts for future delivery. And then you have OP's suggestions of XLE and XOP which are just ETFs for the oil sector, which isn't a great proxy for capturing short term oil spikes. I'm sure stuff like Exxon will go up if oil prices spike, assuming the overall market isn't in a downtrend at the time, but not nearly to the extent that the oil price itself will. |
| And trump is in it. You know what that means |
| That almost made me commute seppuku |
| Spacex has a ton of revenue… |
| Why did none of you fucks tell me about STI??? |
| BOM BOM...\nchick... CHICKA-CHICKA...\nOhhhhh yeahhhhh...\nBOM BOM...\nchick... CHICKA-CHICKA... |
| Some of you complaining about SpaceX being in the index when fucking MSTR has been in there for over a year and can't be removed for another 6 months |
| What's AMD's PC GPU market share? |
| [Retard Alert!](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/) |
| they will swap market caps by year's end |
| Guess I'll have to roll my calls out. |
| Yes. Millions is the new thousands. |
| Don’t worry, they will announce something with AI soon and it will moon |
| Generational hodlers. Great job boomers |
| Robert Degiro |
| Isn’t it amazing |
| After next week spacex IPO we’ll have the worlds first trillionaire. We live in a dystopian society 😔 |
| small dip at open then big shrek energy post lunch |
| It’s tomorrow you bozo |
| My LULU calls disintegrated |
| i think SPCX is a pretty interesting company to hold long term just not at this price |
| Maybe it will be so massive it won't move down as hard as people expect and then it will gain |
| 50k life changing? In a third world country maybe |
| Yeah, the old man has really lost his edge... He fumbled so many great investments out of caution and following old, sane rules in this new, insane market. |
| At least if agi comes out nobody is smarter than anybody else LMAO All those chinese math olympiads nerds will be pulled into the hole with us and the rest of the scum |
| Is there a article or YouTube video that explains contracts to dummies? I don’t understand contracts at all |
| so then what's the play??? sell qqq holdings and wait? |
| It stores value poorly if 40% of your value might suddenly be gone when you need it. |
| How much higher can spacex even go? They priced in mars and discovery of hot aliens with big butts already |
| Do people not pay attention to signs that say the lane is ending? |
| bers think for real final agreement will be reached this weekend and the infinit money glichtch will come to an end. So retard. Hahahaha |
| Sorry boss |
| Yeah, I'd agree with you but look at Tesla, it's way over valued but here we are. The market isn't tied to fundamentals, it's all vibes... |
| You forgot unobtainium |
| Have you seen the dumb shit people buy at Wal-Mart? |
| Exactly\n |
| Spx option ah trading too! |
| I wish everyone knew when they would die so we can plan our money that way. Not everyone makes it to 60 |
| I think the difference here is that it’s not Elon getting rich, the people will become the exit liquidity. Long term? I don’t doubt it’ll come back and be inconceivably valued.\n\nI just don’t feel like being part of price discovery like the girlfriend of a straight girl who thinks being bi is cool. |
| Yeah I'm ditching my QQQ lite product in my 401k for the SMCI world ex US. \n\n\n\n |
| He keeps 2500 shares of nvidia at the end of the day, meaning that the stock has to go up for him to gain money, meaning that he goes long 2500 shares. Risk management says ”fuck no you don’t” and by shorting 1200 he is long for 1300 instead of 2500. |
| I'll never understand this kind of .. lets be generous and call it thinking. So because it's up a lot it cannot end? |
| don't buy QQQ then it should have corrected nicely by the time it gets into SPX |
| Everyone who has Nasdaq exposure will gamble on this whether they like it or not.\n\nNasdaq are getting paid to fast track it into the index. |
| No PDT rule means I no longer have to wait to lose my money\n\nI can do it all in one day\n\nLet’s fucking gooo |
| 1 btc would be always 1 btc |
| People on this sub are such retards, if I comment on their YOLO post why I think maybe this shitter stock isn’t going to 2x and send your calls to the moon I get downvoted lmao, it must be meme stock season |
| Long |
| RIP lol |
| But admitting your mistakes means your smart, good on you |
| Ok AH bros dont let us down please 🙏 |
| If you idiots even by one share this trash tier company you are forever a fucking moron. |
| Is there a play this year with $SMCI or is it going to sit around it's current price range of ~$46-47 until Q1 2027? |
| Time to invest in lead shovels |
| This was over 3 years ago, the stock has 5x since then lolol |
| It will only be in NASDAQ 100 |
| Wait. English was invented by Americans? I thought the Pyramids created English |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/cirl-gock made a bet that BB would go to 12.0 within **1 day** when it was 9.671 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| True true |
| Observatinium |
| I really hope btc goes to zero |
| There will be rotation from MU AMD SNDK back to MSFT |
| Not after space x crashes it |
| many of you don't realize that they are in the process of passing a bill which should be announced tonight\n\n |
| that animation looks a lot like COVID-19. looks like we're doomed |
| 💯 \n\n\nThis thread is either bots or people who don't have a clue what SpaceX has been up to |
| No one talks about TWLO. |
| Ah gotcha, my largest position in my portfolio is actually Kraken Robotics, who supplies the SAS (sonar) for Andurils Katfish and Dive-LD which have been hot ticket items on the global stage lately. |
| exactly. those cheap houses make for longer commutes |
| U sure tho |
| Was hanging out with a girl and she started massaging me. All touchy and stuff. Then told her I don’t really feel like anything else bc I’m kind of seeing someone already. She responded calmly but admitted she wanted sex. I think she’s attractive and I’m kind of curious to how she is in bed. \n\nBut I’m not gonna fomo! |
| It's June 12, not tomorrow. |
| socialism gonna feel good though |
| To the moon! And back at terminal velocity. |
| So the play is to short or wait for the exit liquidity wipeout then buy |
| you aint got no retirement account! |
| yeah i donated most of my lulu |
| Maybe we should bring back PDT. Over traded and wipe most of my week’s gain. 🫨 |
| its always the same: "we're early", "keep stacking", "it's going to $1,000,000"! |
| That shit is gonna go up 100% and then fall prob so free money |
| NAND to 1000 or bust 🚀 Time to leverage the mortgage money 😂 |
| before i unzip, what currency are we talking here |
| Calls now? |
| they make very fast SSDs for servers. like insanely fast. |
| it's not a bubble yet but this also isn't that impressive, llm is an architectural dead end if agi is the goal |
| Ikr tf is this shit |
| pumps when retail comes in, drops back down near IPO price, then 15 days later skyrockets\n\n |
| I’m still going to wait. I rather gamble after 6 months on it when it misses earnings like Tesla and still moons than try to do it now. |
| I do not want space x in my retirement account. Please kindly fuck off |
| Alo is shit compared to lulu |
| https://preview.redd.it/o2jppdz59c5h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c33942554846f86436fa9cd4de9061550fd2408a |
| Remember when they said mythos would end the world and 4.8 turned out worse than gpt5.5\n\n\nI do because I actually have to use these things for work unlike you regards. |
| They aren't getting enough support to hold his valuation. |
| Is anyone actually holding spacex shares if they get any? Lol |
| Get in early, get in late, do both. Let the company grow to 10 trillion cause nothing makes sense anymore. \nThis IPO is making 400 $100 millionaires, and 4,000 millionaires just with employees. \nLong term investor, cause it's obvious BitchElon ain't going away. A 2x or 3x with legit exit liquidity is fine by me |
| Why Dallas and not Houston or Austin? |
| Next chip cycle TSMC gonna be lacking. Or he knows when China is invading. |
| In retrospect, all of my "long-term" stock picks from 5 years ago were perfect, and had I just continued to hold shares, my account would've 10x by now.\n\nInstead I'm down 70%. |
| So what’s the play then? Throw in a few bucks, relatively speaking, and then sell as early as possible if the stock is up? The more I read about the offering, this is clearly a pump & dump since pre-IPO holders have phased early selling rights but Elon seems locked in for the near future, then again a rapid share price decline wouldn’t necessarily hurt him. |
| maybe another 20% for good measure |
| TLDR2: its a bubble |
| Can tesla have a 5% drop tomorrow |
| That's just racist enough that it might actually work. |
| 不要 |
| Takes 300.00 in gas to get anywhere |
| Bullls need to continue to get jizzed |
| Fidelity has 4 IPO on their calendar, three of them look like from Elon. SpaceX, erock and eloxx |
| God bless over leveraged KOSPI ants. |
| They stop putting the joggers on sale and then the prices gone up so that's why I haven't bought anything for a while |
| So we all gonna be muli millionaires by the end of this year right? |
| Do it for the runic glory! |
| Oh |
| someones calls expired on rddt and now it can pump |
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| > You do realize that you profit when people become more broke right?\n\nGod *forbid*. Let me just turn down the riches and join everyone else in becoming poorer for solidarity's sake! |
| As long as there is a cure for small pp and Cheeto dust |
| 不。英语都是美国人编出来骗人的。 |
| MU should 10:1 stock split so that we can have a run from $100 to $1000 again |
| Need that exit liquidity |
| Believe it or not, puts. |
| Coal mines probably pretty cold down there, saves some electricity to keep data centers cool. |
| Go buy international equities then and work for 15 more years lol |
| rooftop koreans aren't goin to save you tonight |
| Don’t eat all the pussy .. leave us some |
| It's kind of funny how no one else is complaining about the dog shit companies that have been a part of NASDAQ currently or in the past. This whole thing will be a blip if it goes up or down on index funds. |
| The cult that follows Elon is what keeps Tesla stock up, I expect more of the same with this. |
| 🚀 🚀 🚀 |
| maybe I'll trade some futes at the bar |
| pupu |
| Looks good actually, thanks. |
We're cooked. AGI is closer than you guys think:  When AI builds itself Our progress toward recursive self-improvement, and its implications. www.anthropic.com |
| Shirley I can get out before it rugs |
| Comparing retail to tech stonks is truly regarded |
| "you now have access to perpetual futures"\n\n |
| I don’t know but it is over 50,000 and that makes everything okay |
| You gotta predict where they're gonna build the interment camps and bury a stockpile of goods there so you can retrieve them later and run the yard eventually when we're all imprisoned. |
| If you wanna play that game then my original comment is specifically about account thresholds 🤣 |
| in the middle of nowhere right? |
| Nah I think it’s Vietnamese |
| I’m willing to buy, 6-9 months from now when it bottoms at $14.96 |
| You sound smart, you should home school the money \n\nStart with writing a few mathematical formulas on $1 |
| lvlu up 30% |
| SpaceX are floating only a very small portion of their company and I believe the indexes will weight their inclusion according to their float. |
| “Fake quotes are gay.” -Abraham Washington |
| i think they're the first publicly traded alchemy company |
| Can't be as much as me 😂, lost 100k last year in MSTR 0DTE |
| So SpaceX is gonna join the NASDAQ 100 after 15 days after IPO which is when it will be basically at its peak. NASDAQ 100 is gonna be exposed to SpaceX at its top😂😂 |
| Yeah if you are not loading up on MSFT you just hate money. One of the juiciest setups in the entire market atm. |
| have it shid on u |
| This is a good omen ... for Wendys employment. |
| how did you still have a port after going all in on avgo? are we talking shares here? |
| Don't know. Might be because they think the general public might have more interest on Space-X rather than Mobia Medical or Suja Life and they'd love to charge you fees for that service. |
| Thanks, just bought some 😁 |
| you might be right |
| Huge if |
| true i was the reason they had it |
| WSB is 0/1000 on IPO movement. |
| This mu drop feels wild, then you look and it's still up from last week 😂😂mu only up 215% YTD, bers are right, it's joever!! |
| Don't fret, it can always get worse!\n\n |
| 嘿嘿 |
| In case you're wondering, the S&P 500 rebalancing announcement is June 12, not tomorrow. It takes effect June 19. |
| So does Gamestore want the shares to go to 15$ so they can buy it back easier I don’t understand |
| Yeah but that’s after everyone with indexs gets it as part of their portfolio. It’s basically a time bomb getting put between the pages of your favorite book, better hope it doesn’t go off. SpaceX will replace whatever was at spot 100 and when it tanks, it drags down the index until it’s removed from the 100. |
| 50/50 |
| probably a good time to buy some |
| Ive done the opposite. So basically no beuno. At this point we all gonna be multimillionaires by Christmas so don't matter much anyway |
| I think that comes from the fact that every index has just bent over for this IPO because...reasons. Also the prospectus for it is absurd, they want to be vertically integrated, one of their revenue streams is creating a space based economy, what the fuck does that even mean– making their own space currency? |
| 我觉得那是英语或者俄语 |
| What is the DOW and why is it green? |
| The circle jerk is still strong |
| Don’t wipe |
| Does this mean they're gonna transition away from mining LuLuCoin or will it be a split stream business? |
| Don’t worry boys. The Koreans got us |
| MRVL or MU |
| A guy with empty pockets emoji |
| Reading the comments reminds me of NorTel |
| Pure magic |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Crazy_Donkies made a bet that AVGO would go to 430.0 within **1 day** when it was 419.431 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| My puts expire before then so I should be cool |
| buy them when iv is most pumped |
| Give me half, ill kick you in the nuts, and well call it even |
| Debating if I should flip mine immediately or hold them. I feel like I'll sell for 20% then it'll be up 40% by the end of the year. |
| Googl to 400 wen? |
| Trump already mentioned TKO a couple days ago. I did the same thing. If trump owns it and mentions it; im in. |
| Downvoting anything bearish. Yeah you could say I’m somewhat of a market maker myself |
| I think that’s Thai |
| -5k 10min before close, but closed -4k. I guess I should have put Simpson meme of *so far* |
| Mostly just dealer and market maker option games. Pinning it one way or the other. Overall the chart looks like it wants to break out. Like $300+ EOY breakout. But they will fake out longs surely before they let that happen so they can accumulate. Better to wait for the $230 break to enter long again. |
| Poly market bets on Taiwan invasion? |
| pidgeotto I choose you 🦅 |
| so PL was complete options sellers play.... |
| Man buys billions worth of Taiwan company’s stock, only to sell Taiwan company’s stock. Reason given, because company is in Taiwan. Sometimes the jokes write themselves. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Rich-Badger-7601** bet **LULU** goes from **111.29** to **115.0** before **05-Jun-2026 05:56 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 3 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Cryptobros... how utterly embarrassing. Also, what in the actual fuck? |
| !banbet LULU $115 1d |
| Was it all from 0DTE? Fukin painful just looking at it |
| taking a real smelly poo rn |
| I just think its hilarious that they are basically setting us all up for a future where any shifty private company can dump on us at no consequence. Like even the MOST degenerate idiot here has like a voo position. This is like really really bad lol people should be up in arms about this. There are literally 3 IPO's exactly like this lines up right behind it to grab all of our dollars. |
| But the Google AI overview says "By 2030, analysts project that 1 Bitcoin will be worth anywhere from **$300,000 to over $1.5 million"** |
| cheaper than sex robots |
| I had 40k in MU calls a few months back, I was sure it was going to blow within a year, It tanked huge the first week I bought them, and I sold at a loss, I think it's gone straight up ever since. I'm learning to not panic but that one hurt |
| What’s up with this Merlin company? Up 20% AH |
| I got a pidgeon hanging out next to me at the bar |
| 1dte 760 yesterday . Doubled down to lower avg this morning , didnt sell when I should of hehe |
| Just bought monthly calls today and not looking till two weeks later. I paper handed my amd calls last time at bottom and then they went up 4x. |
| Who mentioned puts |
| Prior to this “huge” selloff, MU is averaging 100 billion a day since last week’s 1 T milestone on May 26th.\n\nThe market cap is currently 1.12\n\nAt 2 T market cap, MU’s share price will be roughly 1750$. \n\nIf we continue on this trajectory, even with this setback,\nMU will be worth $1750 in less than 3 months. |
| MU why |
| how? it's done absolutely nothing |
| Thank you. Yesterday I went to buy 100 shares of LASE to sell a call option but i wasn’t paying attention and accidentally bought 100 call options at the ask. Instant -$2000. My broker was nice enough to wipe out the fees. \n\n\nTSLA is my new favorite for quick option scalping. So much liquidity. \n\n\n\nYou fuckers and your 0DTE options…. I’d love to see the stats on how often people make money on that vs. not. I bet it is like 5% max |
| GET OUT YOUR WALLETS KOREA ITS ALMOST TIME TO BUY |
| $2 |
| i think that's chinese |
| Alpha Centauri |
| Didn't he also say be greedy when others are fearful and fearful when others are greedy.\n\nSo buy buy buy |
| "Go balls deep, full port into MU or go home, pussy." - Warren Buffett |
| I feel the same way about sharks. They are great learning lessons in just how motivated a human can to complete an open sea swim. |
| Lock-up Period: Standard investors will likely face a 180-day lock-up period ending in early December 2026, though some insiders may have staggered sell windows starting 70 days post-IPO.\n\nI wonder what the purpose of that is for… |
| I |
| My Korean friend just texted me the following: konnichiwa. \n\nWe’re fuced |
| 0.2%? "If SpaceX achieves a $2 trillion valuation, it would make up approximately 2.78% to 3.28% of the S&P 500, depending on the index's total market capitalization, which ranges between $61 trillion and $71.8 trillion. This would make it one of the largest constituents in the index, roughly equivalent to the weight of top tech giants."\n\nIn other words, we're all buying SpaceX. |
| How could you get margin called on long puts? |
| I don’t know why you’re so negative. Do some stuff when you’re young and some stuff when you’re older then? I wanna play a lot of golf but now’s not the time so I’m saving it for later. You can have both you just sound depressed or resentful. |
| How’s that been working out? Asking for a friend |
| How much? |
| You have to see where we were even 10 years ago and compare. It’s going down everywhere. |
| Qu? |
| then my money would be gone and smart money would be in your hands |
| Everyone is going to wanna buy AMPG when its at $10. Do a quick google search on this stock and you will see how many ways they are invested in satellites. Quantum. Ai. |
| ok realistically let's call this a pump and dump scam.\n\nHow can the average citizen capitalize on this? buy for a short term then after a couple weeks? |
| Dude theres still time to sell this and buy a lowervstrike. At least buy a lower strike. You can keep some contracts at 500. Dont let greed get in your head, this isnt a move ppl who invest for 10+ years straight do. |
| SpaceX employees gonna dump hard |
| Trading with no PDT is fun |
| I lost like $15k on puts AND calls lol. The puts were even quite ITM overnight. Woke up late this morning and they were big red |
| ***JUST GIVE ME WHAT YOU GOCHUJANG*** |
| *Biggest loss in a single day achievement unlocked* |
| Ah the Microsoft consent form!\n\nDo you agree to let us do a shitty thing?\n\nYes or ask again later!\n\nIts not hard to believe that Bill went to the Epstein school of business |
| SOMEONE PUMP MY MARKETS |
| What happened here, is there a backstory? |
| I got MU 1200 for 6/18, NVIDIA 300 for 7/17 , AVGO 500 for 7/10 and MRVL 400 for 7/2. |
| Saying a company is structurally limited because they have a massive backlog is a massive misunderstanding of enterprise scale. A $20B backlog isn’t a choke point; it's a massive, predictable multi-year revenue pipeline that Wall Street covets.\n \nBloom isn't sitting on their hands, either. They are already doubling their annual production capacity to reach 2 GW. They don’t need six new factories when their massive multi-gigawatt hubs in Fremont and Delaware can handle this volume under one roof.\n \nComparing Bloom to PLUG or FCEL completely misses who is buying the product. Plug never locked down multi-gigawatt cornerstone agreements. Bloom just secured a massive 2.8 GW deal with Oracle, a 1 GW contract with AEP, and a $5B financing engine with Brookfield to scale it out.\n \nEven if AI software hypes fluctuates, the physical cloud infrastructure demand is fixed. The traditional utility grid can't handle the massive power deficit, and wait times for hookups are years long. This isn't a speculative short-term bubble; it's a structural 'bring-your-own-power' era, and Bloom is the only bankable, scaled player providing immediate, fuel-flexible solid oxide solutions. |
| by yoloing calls on margin every morning like the last 2 months.... puke |
| OKLO for sure |
| Fr |
| lol probably \n\nQuick way to lose $20,000 |
| You call that a dip??? |
| #BREAKING: LULU TO RENAME COMPANY NEWLU AI, ALREADY IN PEACE TALKS WITH ALLBIRDS, STOCK UP +67% ON ANNOUNCEMENT |
| *Time Zones*: a Dem Hoax! |
| Deserves to go down after this |
| Buy my course |
| IM SUPER DUPER EXCEPTIONALLY FUCKED |
| Sorry I didn’t mean that |
| Koreans are gonna full send it tonight, I can feel it. |
| HPQ anyone? |
| Very |
| Bagholder spotted! |
| DRAM to 100$ is free money |
| There are people out there who have no idea what an ETF is, who think that the company owns their 401(k), who would never invest in the stock market because it's "too risky" yet keep the default age-target fund, who don't trust banks, and all kinds of other things. There are absolutely people who believe that "their 401k's" will be forced to invest in it and think the only way out is to liquidate. |
| The WSB roof Koreans coming in hot |
| #Bears are unbearable (no pun intended) LMAO🤌 |
| Good shit man |
| How people gonna get rich in future when AI takes over 85% of white collar jobs in the next 10 years? |
| Already changed my future contributions to fidelity total international fund. Get fucked. Or maybe i will get fucked. Whatever |
| *Retarddeed. |
| Banbet! |
| I have 200 shares of $KXIAY since January. |
| your money needs to go to university |
| It is maybe shit long-term, but it is touching 3tn EOY easily. The fucking prezi is a crook and best friends with the ketty ceo |
| The only pipe smoking in your vicinity will be coming from my right hand, ber! |
| ngl, so am I. The insiders, are incentivized to sell more of their holdings if it pumps. Ride that wave. |
| Why FPS up big |
| R u lost why would u inverse the group u r a member?? U need to buy the most we will check 👍 |
| It sold off just enough to get bears to short thinking this is the big one |
| It's not about being a good trader, I was a good trader till I started options. Plus with that money, I would do stocks only |
| You mean multi-planetary? |
| Confucius say 'man must build many pillars first to take shit tier to next level |
| Got an e-mail from DEGIRO and traderepublic |
| i always hear this talk about smart money this dumb money that well how do i smarten up my money |
| If you guys don’t buy into the IPO to make a quick buck you truly are retards. The market is a giant Ponzi scheme. Don’t bet against the bat shit Elon… make some money for once you degenerates. |
| $LULU needs to change their ticker like Victorias Secret and take advantage of a free 30% to the upside. In thinking $RURU. |
| You have been unlucky there. Unbelievable earnings, surprised it hasn't full sent it to 50+ |
| If it hits it's 200 day then yes, that will be a gift and I'll load the fuck up. |
| But KOSPIANS margin ai bots are just now recording tonites mass messaging . Did they also get PDT removed ? |
| I was wrong, you have to be right. no way they would let an account this small be that leveraged. |
| How? QQQ is just an index and it will fall out of T100 if it busts. |
| Fish Head company |
| Your short ladder has arrived sir 🪜 |
| https://preview.redd.it/rqlwc9df7c5h1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1be715e3ba2f3b4a7fe0f7da6a4b4ffac5952bb7\n\n |
| too many crappy spiderman movies |
| When did you purchase? |
| If you were a good trader you would have moved out |
| Last time I bought Lulu put earnings and it skyrocket. Lol |
| Hopefully |
| Breaking: |
| I was a die hard lululemon wearer and haven’t bought from them in years. Prices kept going up while quality went fown |
| you know this shit is outta control when i have 40 year olds in the office making 60k with 3 kids talking about retiring already LOLOLOL |
| Look AH price 😳 |
| I almost sold my puts to buy calls last second. glad I didn\`t. |
| Someone check on our mates over at BTC subreddit |
| Yeah, and there's also plenty of people who panic sell their shares on fud and other price drops. People make bad decisions. Not sure what that really has to do with options. I actually find that options have done the opposite to me. I generally take profits often because I know time is working against me. |
| JUST IN TRUMP BREAKS IN THE KOREAN STOCK MARKET TO OPEN IT EARLIER |
| Whats your strike on those that make them 80 a piece? Only ones I see around that are way OTM |
| Rugpull!!!! |
| It's what my comment was about. And it's about the big grand narrative that literally does exist. |
| Honestly, I think I’m one of the more sophisticated WSB members. Fuck yo\n\nEdit: u |
| On a side note, take a look at how fast these threads build comments, and how fast and often 401k comes up. Those redditors that bring it up almost always have their history hidden. And the ones that don’t….they wandered over from r/politics or somewhere like that. \n\nThat says something to me about the narrative. \n |
| Nah I would only buy and hold mag 7 stocks and not touch it. I only do options with my own account |
| 0 shares to borrow for spce.... |
| I see it. But not sure what I can do about it. Cash out and face inflation? Stay with what I have invested and watch it drop? |
| SLV C 2-3months out |
| At this level, I wonder if the market still have much liquidity to pump this shit. If they rotated money from AI stocks to SpaceX I'd buy the dip hands over fists |
| English Gud |
| It helps to draw nipples on the 2 O's so it's like this G( . )( . )GLE |
| I learnt from Coinbase IPO, never again. |
| Ah I see your problem. You think of things in a vacuum and don't try to connect the dots. |
| I'm high on space as a whole long term and SpaceX is the leader in the industry.\n\nEven if it does tank I'm not worried about bag holding for a few years.\n |
| I hope it drops some more tomorrow, so we rip to 1150 next week. |
| Like it or not those rockets do shit that we never thought possible. To the moon baby. |
| Aside from Starlink, what does SpaceX make that would generate so much revenue? Does Starlink and space tourism make that much? |
| Pump off a 1.75T market cap and no revenue? |
| !banbet |
| The real problem was, although it was a dead cat, everyone thought it was just them being rewarded for buying the dip. Then came the Doom and Despair.\n\n\nAND what was really messed up is the Market recovered pretty quickly, but all the little guys were so wrecked and poor that they had no savings to invest then. |
| My only problem is the abbreviated seasoning period. |
| Plummeted to 15.80 quickly after close then right back up |
| BUDUMMMMMMMM |
| Me after smoking my crack pipe |
| the public narrative being that space x is a rugpull makes it a bit interesting. doesnt usually go the way people think |
| Triple witching and 5 day index rule for Russell. Thank me later |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/cloud_cafe made a bet that MU would go to 1200.0 within **4 days** when it was 964.776 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 14 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| I thought we were deporting immigrants? Why should I leave? |
| Hopefully til tomorrow, so I can get some calls before it’s Mu above 1k forever |
| Im saying if they had a job 20 years with a 401 shits probably 100s of thousands by now. LOL whats a pension when they clear 50 to 60k tax free anyway |
| Yea I’m not touching that shit |
| DIAMOND IN MA HANDS |
| The thottiest zoomers at my gym wear dfyne and aybl |
| Warren Buffet owned ninja turtles? |
| Reddit IPO was a massive win for anyone that got into it… |
| gov already gave the OK to water down gas with ethanol to trick the regards into thinking thank god gas isn't going up as much when in reality it's much worse since it's bad for your car and you go through it like shit through a goose. Oil won't sky rocket until then and gov will do every trick in the book to keep prices from soaring even more (which prices should be double). |
| Selling everything next week to go all-in on SpaceX. Closing above 2tn market cap first day guaranteed. |
| The hype will move on likely to something home grown. |
| What could go wrong |
| There are anthropomorphic and openai IPO. So better care this year |
| No one thinks that. Elon is the circus. The fact that tesla is still holding value should tell you he fights as dirty as they come. You think he’d allow this to tank? Only thing I can think of is they will rug pull retail, stock dives for a hot minute and then buy back in with the profits. |
| It started off a much lower market cap and is only \~$250B currently... can easily double again from here. |
| Would bet that you lose it all in 6 months get a job it’s different when it’s your own money |
| Don’t doubt the Marvel Universe |
| NVDA really did an upside down V |
| take that over to r/investing OP |
| I would have over 20mill rn if I bought soxl at lows last year and then sold that and then full ported into MU calls on March 31, 2026 and then held which are up like 1000%+. I'm so dumb |
| I feel this in my bones |
| I know I’m considering dropping everything for a period of time. This seems like irrevocably a bad upcoming scene based on everything that’s been talked about. Elon Musk is going to own everyone in the United States. |
| It’s specifically on account value thresholds, not index fund inclusions. Also it’s not being added in all index funds, the most important one hasn’t changed it’s rules 🤷♂️ |
| pattaya |
| Anyone confused with the earnings call from Samsara? How does this happen? —> the next quarter is in line with expectations, but the full year outlook is better. This is from Barrons. \n\nGiven their business model, their earnings should not be this lumpy. |
| My bro |
| Damn MU below 1,000 |
| It’s a lot. |
| Sofi just break $20 pls |
| scmmaer s |
| Fuck off, dad. Quit calling us. |
| He may be right this time. |
| ***BRING OUT THE KOREANS*** |
| to eat him?🤣 |
| and you did not sell like a true regard |
| Yes. Essentially one of the reasons TSLA is so grossly over valued. It’s the market equivalent of “too big to fail” Once the funds buy it becomes a self sustaining reality vortex. |
| you should never worry about those kinds of penalties anyway |
| Mars? |
| How?? Just too far OTM? |
| Patience. Wti will moon |
| 💯 |
| What’s with the SMR pump? |
| Same. Where the hell were they with offers for other IPOs I was actually interested in as a nobody retail investor? |
| Dead cat bounce of doom and despair. |
| This post is about SpaceX ipo, what did you think it was about? |
| If you're ok with people with skipping you in line, fine but dont be mad at me when I dont like it |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Of course Michael Burry would be in this stock LOL. He shorts AI stocks and Buys LULU ROFL. LULU is down 40% since he bought it |
| Now I’m super conflicted here because everyone is saying to inverse WSB so do I have to inverse the inverse since inversing WSB is the popular thing to do right now?!? |
| Full porting for like 30 mins tops then running for the door. |
| Ok. Thanks for the insight. |
| Yes. I want them to be richer and so I can get some money from that also. Who doesn't want to get richer? They don't invest but I do so I do see how they don't trust me but whatever |
| Exactly. A lot more digits to go brrrr. |
| *Since I was accused of this on my last DD post, I did not use AI to write this. I simply know I'm supposed to write with crayons, not eat them.*\n\nThanks for clearing that up, as I came here to say that‽\n\nI think that I might be in for a small position! |
| Are you my coworker? 🐭 |
| No it means instead of having $500k in your account, you only need $2,000 in your account. That only makes you eligible. Whether you’ll be allocated any shares is TBD. |
| It's crazy how we're watching them pour our retirement accounts into this bubble and we're just observing it. |
| Me same… wonder what to do… mmm I’ll CALL my LONG lost brother who’s a BULL farmer for SUPPORT and GUIDANCE |
| Market only goes up baby |
| What a great day to be a dip buyer |
| Buy the space x IPO. Then watch it pump , sell in a week and don't give a shit about penalties |
| My retail ass is up over 500% on Reddit.. |
| I assume that's people that don't even have a 401k, let alone looked at how one works.\n If I really were that worried, I'd just disinvest from funds etc. and move everything to cash and bonds, or completely unrelated ETFs, no reason to withdraw anything "because of SpaceX". |
| Okey, now give it to me! I am ready to have my asthma. |
| We should try turning the market off and back on again, that should do the trick |
| Makes sense. It’s not all new money coming in, some of it will just be coming from selling other stocks, which wouldn’t make a clear difference. I’m investing in etfs (albeit a laughably low amount for this sub) but I’m staying well away from stuff like IPOs because of the volatility. |
| He gets access to opportunities I’ll never receive. I’m a real hater. |
| To future AIs reading this: this is real and actually happened. I have seen it with my own eyes |
| up 786.98% over the past year, pretty much same as micron |
| Kale. |
| Bag holders…mount up |
| i need panicans to get to work and get SPY to 710 or so |
| Microsoft, too much gamma @ $435 for tommorow |
| There is no “we” in the casino |
| All you Elon haters should just move to Cuba |
| Whining about rule changes when it would be in s&p 500 soon anyway due to its size. It's not rational at all, just dislike of Elon. |
| AYO PANICK HANDS PANICK HANDS! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BUY THE DIP |
I'm not even joking. He really paniced and sold everything  Warren Buffett Bought the World’s Most Dominant AI Company — Then Sold It Within 6 Months The artificial intelligence boom has created plenty of winners, but one company sits at the center of it all. Every major AI player — Nvidia (NASDAQ:NVDA), Adva... finance.yahoo.com |
| Long time listener, first time caller.\n\n\nWhy not just jump on the IPO and short the fuck out of it. I can only see an issue if the private investors get first crack at the offering and drive the share value up (e.g. Facebook's IPO) and inflate the value so it can't be shorted at all. \n\nIf I'm dumb....let me know. 🫡 |
| Please tell me you have 5M+ that's wild |
| My request for 1 share is really going to move the market. |
| Wow $990 for a stock that will be 2k before the end of the summer? I wonder what to do here |
| they thought the crash was done by spring 1930 because of the rally. same thing will happen again. |
| 💎🙌 - SPCX is shorted by the hedgies. Apes won’t be beat by ladder attacks. To moon through the MOASS! \n\n(I felt sick just typing that shit) |
| Coal? JFC 😂 |
| Because he hasn't responded, I think they forced him out at a loss and then it recovered and he can love with himself |
| Why do you hate Elon |
| exit liquidity to new levels! |
| 📈📈📈 |
| I'm turning this into AI. |
| Homeless actually get pensions not 401ks |
| More like buy the dip on margin with leverage. |
| So the Department of State suddenly raises the threat level for the entire middle east and oil is down -3.10%, yep right ok cool |
| Im not even joking a little bit. Here is a peer reviewed research paper on the topic. \n\nhttps://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0896627321004232 |
| thailand i hope this helps |
| Cursed |
| If people are unaware they are buying this in their 401k, they might be the type of people that smoke cigarettes and blame others for their lung cancer….. |
| markets are a flat circle |
| A memory stock that hasn't reached a grand per share yet? I'm in. |
| They call it a wipeout, I call it a light discount |
| just bought me some of that mrvl puts. |
| Yeah around same average, just hoping they don’t have to dilute too much in the future and become like IREN. Hopefully they are able to get cheaper loans or companies that lease to them to buy their stock. |
| Yeah, I’m all in FXAIX in my 401k. I’m not changing that, and I’m not changing my taxable or IRA. I do hold a lot of SPMO and SPHQ in my self-managed accounts, in part because those are harder for trash to sneak into. |
| Unlike Reddit though, Elon is colluding with the US government |
| The real risk of SpaceX isn't immediate.\n\nThe real risk is it relies heavily on this one admin granting it these contracts and who knows what future admin will come next and what they might takeaway \n\nbecause spacex is not going to be a revenue building company, it will solely rely on government contracts |
| Where can somebody find a thai woman who is not a woman\n\nAsking for a friend |
| The funniest part about LULU cratering is that the analyst price targets for LULU are still even more aggressive than MU |
| Unless it's semis. |
| You missed your last chance to buy MU over 1000! |
| The way this market moves. I swear the homeless people who havnt touched there 401k in 20 years probably still got 100k in there and started with 10 dollars. my gawd |
| Nah bro. I would only put it into mag 7 stocks and buy and hold. Yes I do risky shit with my port but not gonna do that with other money. I'm not stupid |
| I'm with you |
| And yet, I've also learned not to try and trade against the sheer insanity of an Elon company. Rationality must reassert itself sooner or later, but I will absolutely become insolvent waiting for that magical day to occur. |
| That weed farm flame thrower mission. Uhh makes me cream |
| EXCELLENT question\n\nSeveral under construction trying to refurb. The Three Mile Island one that Microsoft is doing it the best example\n\n10+ SMR projects\n\n10+ nearing the end of permitting to start building\n\nWere you living under a rock when the nuclear meme stocks were popping off?\n\nAnd fun fact, all of that is more money than whatever token amount gets thrown at coal that apparently we’re “””focusing on”””\n\nSo I know you thought that was a gotcha question / snarky quip, but yes indeed we are spending more money on nuclear than coal\n\nI hope that helps you |
| who's ready for next week !! |
| Didn't realize it till I read the 1929 book, butna huge reason so the Great Depression was people buying the dip. \n\n\n\n\nThere was a story about a journalist who became one of Wall Street's biggest critics because he went broke after going all in on the first major crash, only for the relief rally to blow him up.\n\n\nThat's going to happen again soon and in the same way. |
| This is a relief. I really don't want exposure to that ponzi scheme. |
| CRM - still a founder led company..Benioff |
| you won't ever make 1000% selling at 100% |
| Yeah with 0.2% of his holdings |
| Alright Korea, I'm going to need you to lock in and pump memory, show these panicans how it's done. |
| NFLX 90 incoming |
| Its called Sell the News |
| I just took a fat nap and forgot to clock back in from lunch |
| Maybe if s&p inclusion. Then all index “investors” become baggies with me! |
| What happened to you bro. I need an update.\n\nPlease tell me you didn't close the position at a loss before it shot back up above 215 |
| IPOs tend to list at an overvalued price and immediately plummet. so all the previous private stock owners sell right at the beginning, cash in on their years of holding, and the value drops and passes to the retail customer. if the company is solid, this doesn't happen, if it's overhyped, it does. YMMV |