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| He won't think about it, just you |
| Maybe an indication you’re missing something those investing understand - I.e until 2 weeks ago have not legally been able to sell any quantities except tiny amounts as test samples. Or that with their production facility opening later this year will be producing 350 tonnes x 250,000 per tonne = 87.5m revenue (x 50p/e = current mcap). One of their reactors costs $500k and pays for itself after 2-3 months of operation at 10 tonne per year output with a profit margin of 80%.\n\nOnce you run the numbers on this plus their TAM sitting in the hundreds of billions, it’s easy to see how intelligent management would see production output snowball off the back of execution going well this year.\n\nLots of ifs and when’s, I personally am betting on it but we all have different risk tolerances. |
| 🥭 will tariff the Strait of Hormuz |
| come on we all knew the patter. UP then DOWn then UP then Down Then Up then DOWN |
| Short yen and then buy stocks with it. Oh wait |
| Hello welcome to Wall Street Bets, are you going to be using our mobile rewards app today? |
| At 20minutes/blowjob with a 10 minute reset, he could suck 15-20 dicks/day and be done with it in under a month. If he goes for 2 months, he'll be zeroed out. |
| maybe tmrw Powell will give us factual info as his final goodbye |
| You totally get it, the one you're talking to doesn't and won't. 8 of my friends are in the green because they listened to me and did their own DD. Congrats on whatever amount you own. |
| at first i thought just deposit $23 million but looking closer it's not that bad |
| If it makes you feel any better you did this during a super profitable bull run which is pretty hard to do ! Congrats ! |
| 1. Why didnt they do it to prevent price from surging to 120$ ?\n\n2. Any evidence that this project wasn't buried ? |
| That’s essentially what the market did all day. |
| bought my $670 lottos today lmao |
| on the one hand, oil supply shortages push oil's price up. on the other hand, all trade and commerce go into the toilet and everyone starts to die, which pushes the price down. |
| M Bison stacking tendies. |
| I love hormuz knuckle I don’t care if it’s been mined |
| This is a very good question my heart says yes but my balls say no |
| Fake pump on Oracle. Hopefully it goes negative tomorrow. ASML pumped 10% on earnings and sold off all day to end the day at -3%. |
| Strait still closed, oil production massively reduced, Thailand and Vietnam are telling everyone to work from home to save fuel, but the market still pretends everything is fine |
| Why would it drop |
| In the last week and a half I used $1,300 to earn $1,000, but none were 0DTE multi-baggers. It's much better to consistently take small profits on longer dated contracts than trying to hit a home run on a single FD. |
| Like you whining right now? STFU. Positions or ban. |
| What if I sold enough calls to fund a debased lifestyle for a few weeks and then did nothing? |
| You already have a bet going - USO to 120.0 before 10-Mar-2026 05:34 PM -05 |
| because of the implication |
| Barron? |
| 20 LEAPS and 700 shares of WEN so far. |
| !banbet |
| The only thing I know about charm is it makes delta go to 0 the closer you get to expiration lol |
| Oil back on the menu |
| Last night a dj fucked my life |
| Why the fuck even get that then, there’s gotta be countless cheaper options. |
| CPI tomorrow morning, you already know what happens...\n\nWe drill...then we close flat. If you didn't buy puts today for tomorrow on SPY or QQQ I feel bad for ya son! |
| Yep! Stopping at $10k loss before a $100k loss. |
| 1948* |
| I just want to get sent to the front lines. |
| When do they expire? |
| Fashion show |
| Imagine a day where instead of buying calls or puts you sit and do nothing…. Yea F that |
| Jake Paul wants a shot at the loser |
| Nah. It's good. And has a long context window. Plus notebook LM is amazing. And Demis seems chill |
| Remember kids you can’t even get a job at Wendy’s when ai takes over |
| 🥭 probably asking if the US should place retaliatory mines on the Hormuz. |
| If you think about it, it's a $10k investment for me to remember this feeling of regret and hopefully never gamble again! |
| Delete the app and change your name. |
| Middle out! |
| Browse these comments, joke around, have fun, but do not let them affect what you do or don't do with your portfolio. No one in here knows what the fuck they are talking about. Including me. |
| source ? |
| How did you get yourself into exercising your calls? You should have just sold the contracts |
| Tbh youre not trading, your gambling. As a gambling addict who's acknowledge such, you stop before it ruins your life |
| do you actually have evidence of that or is it rumor? |
| CALLS |
| Nah, after taxes that’s not worth risking 100% for\n\n5-10% just do shares |
| So you put everything into this stock I assume? Took out loans, borrowed money from friends and family, told everyone you know to put all their money in this thing and so on? You must have since you're so sure. |
| The straight doth protest too much. |
| I'm in for 1 share at market open. |
| #BECAUSE OIL FUTES, Alright? |
| When are you putting your 3000 55 gallon barrelsñ |
| Please -3% tomorrow |
| maybe those dollar cost averaging jackasses were on to something |
| Is her hormuz available? |
| What does it feel like? |
| Good DD is a sight to behold |
| For an old boring company it's been quite a ride this year! |
| They running a train on ur mum in there |
| Get the barrels delivered and refine it at your home. Selling it will will mean just paying all the gains as price increase on goods |
| **CPI tomorrow so naturally I’ve constructed the most sophisticated strategy known to man: guessing.** |
| How did you know price wouldn't go against you ? |
| Kinda feel like a pussy taking 5-10% gains on options plays in this market, but shit, they're starting to add up |
| 🙄 |
| what do you have in vinegar futures? |
| Donald done demolished dem darn decrepit destructive drifting devices. |
| Where can I get like a $500k loan in US and never pay back asking for a friend. Just gunna escape to NK |
| What not by hallucinations |
| Bored of peace |
| I guess my life is so perfect, I don't have any problems ai can help me solve.... 😊 |
| So if i do the exact opposite it’ll be one of the best plays you’ve ever seen? |
| I wish I never googled “what are stock options” last year. That was my downfall |
| no one will do it |
| I’m a bear and up 3.5k on the week 🤌 |
| How much do they lose before they stop |
| https://preview.redd.it/kzkvbl27naog1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef45f51f4cef677a5c08dc25af3964f3c26981df\n\n |
| Mimeussy > Clussy |
| The economic war is won by Iran if a tanker actually blows up on a mine and burns. New floor of oil 120$ |
| That's what you have the waitress put down for booze so you can use it on your expense report |
| I have 3 oil futures at $111. AMA. |
| If he mixed up the buy-sell then he's risking $36,750 that SPY would *not* drop 6% for the chance of earning $750. In which case, the regarded thing there would be OP taking that bet without understanding how options work and risking that money without understanding it (even if that bet wins) |
| ai vs oil. the fight of 2026. lets see who wins. |
| Tomorrow WSB will watch SPY move + / - 0.3% and instantly declare the economy saved / destroyed. |
| I f\*\*\*ing hope so I want to listen to the crying from republican trash. |
| Portfolio back to $2000 🤌 $104,000 to go |
| Yea, I sold all my options today and cashed out all my money after these screenshots. Downloaded Gamban to prevent myself from accessing pred markets or RH. |
| People should stop buying their kids 30 dolls and 250 pencils |
| you can still hear bear's whimpers in the night\n\nbleeding out from the past 2 days in the forest\n\ncant even afford a cave |
| Your mom got assigned and is now a bag holder |
| Hood pls break the $70 zone pls |
| Everyone saying this Hormuz guy is straight makes me think something else is up 🌈🧐 |
| The French have been deployed to handle them. |
| when asked about oil , i hope jpow says "Ahahahahahah!! We are monitoring the situation. Blahahahah!" |
| Again the reason that oil is not exploding is because the treasury is selling oil delta to artificially supress prices |
| Jesus Christ. |
| Trump is so American, it gives so much insight into the country and why the bols keep pumping the market even when things are so dire in the real world. They're going to get rug pulled by ME, EU and China. But They will just blame everyone else and the big guys will get tax money to keep pulling the market again |
| Breaking News: Iran placing MIMES not mines in the strait of hormuz to deter passage. |
| Pete Hegseth’s Defense Department Blew $22M On Steak and Lobster in a Single Month, Watchdog Claims\n\n |
| Thank you for your advice mate. I called my mom just on some other issues I was dealing with thinking she would call me a degen. She told me it’s ok to take some risk in life. Turned a 7.5k loss to a 2.5k gain and donated $250 to charity |
| Cool, thanks for the detailed reply. Much appreciated! |
| Gemini sucks ass. It's the worst one. |
| My highest % YTD return is from Pokémon 151 cards\n\n5$ to 25$ ain’t no joke kids |
| Mango's ability to tilt the scale in his favor never ceases to amaze me. |
| Would you rather do porn and earn $10 million a year and your whole family knows, \n\nor not do porn and not earn $10 million a year and stay poor\n\nI think the choice is obvious. |
| Clippy the secret 'agent' lmao |
| Does someone want to tell this guy aftermarket price action does not = next day prices? |
| Meow |
| Department of War |
| yea hes gona start talking about how small his peen is too, then say it also tastes terrible. |
| Of course I see this after the 965843% gain this year. Nice |
| One of us |
| Yeah who would be worried about running a country with 1 months oil supply |
| Joe? |
| Lmao so youre the guy who bought the calls I wrote |
| mom has been in the mental hospital for like 40 days.\n\ncalls me today 'n said "I'm honored to be alive. Also you were very pissed when you were 6 weeks old & I was so proud of you." |
| Im sorry friend, but maybe its a blessing to have this out of your life. |
| I feel that the Asian markets are gonna pump oil. Or would that be against their own interest? |
| https://preview.redd.it/qrmjeg1rmaog1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07bf67f2d579f288fba8c32dafdbc6f8e83865dc |
| Too much losing! |
| Or go to jail first and avoid doing other extra steps |
| Chat let’s review our maths lesson from yesterday. 85 is less than 120 but it’s still more than 60. |
| full port spy puts going into tomorrow with one oil long futures. lets see if i eat ramen or ramen with eggs this weekend. |
| Ooof glad I’m not holding overnight. That new floor is getting real close to my “freak the fuck out and buy everything” number |
| Oil politics |
| this guy frauds! |
| I am a people and like it. |
| 🌽 |
| OIL 300C |
| Was being sarcastic. |
| 🥭 always returns to the mean... |
| He bought? Damp eit. |
| Welcome to the BOARD OF PEACE |
| Bol mom ate to much tylenol when pregnant. Ber mom ate too much jizz when pregnant. |
| Mfw when the global conflict around the worlds most important commodity affects markets |
| How the fuck is oil not back over 100. Drops 40 dollars on a bs news headline, things got worse and it still hasn’t even recovered 10 dollars of the 40 dollar drop |
| witness meeeeeeee |
| Might as well smoke crack or smoke fent at this point |
| So no crack either? |
| #NEED MORE GREEN ON THE SCREEN |
| 😂 congrats dude. Enjoy the life. |
| Hit all the walls. Gonna need to stitch up that cervix |
| Yep still magnitudes better than $0! Maybe OP would benefit from predetermining bet sizes/% of portfolio range that he is okay with losing that day.\n\nSmall wins consistently are realistically better than betting it all on a single 0DTE option/pair of options. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/FUCKNOOBS made a bet that SPY would go to 692.0 within **11 hours** when it was 678.375 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 15 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Wonder if he'll call Jerome a loser tomorrow on Twitter if CPI is hot |
| When will the line stop going sideways man |
| Gotta find a real FDS for the last of it |
| |8:30 am|Core CPI year over year|\n|:-|:-|\n |
| i am this..... |
| I know those generals that got fired day1 are like "THANK YOU JESUS! The Good Lord works in mysterious ways, Amen!" |
| wait till 2027 |
| I’m sleepy |
| Info: calls on USO |
| I need money so I can stop working so hard and participate in raising my children. |
| me too, but I'd need batteries too bc utilities in my state pay/credit basically nothing for excess power. |
| Quit the negative self talk and get help. Losing money doesn't make you worthless. |
| To be fair so do I |
| You jammin to some Kid Rock? |
| What are some RBRK call strikes people are going for here? |
| Also, I'm literally a gay bear. Rawr! |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/caliwillbemine made a bet that SPY would go to 668.0 within **1 day** when it was 675.989 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 9 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Losing feels worse than winning feels good |
| Bro…, what kind of electronics are you selling? |
| I get all my info from newsmax |
| I also made 23 mil |
| How much is left? Now take that and go to the nearest no limit texas holdem game. At least you can see the money |
| gemini still hallucinates so much |
| YIKES |
| Spy puts |
| You’re cooked |
| This board used to have useful info, now it's only political bs and whining |
| Being a gay ber is what got me into this mess, checks out. |
| No this is my real RH account. It was a credit spread |
| ROPE futures are looking good. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/FluffyPenguinsx made a bet that PLTR would go to 170.0 within **1 week** when it was 147.475 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| That's not a fuel issue, buddy. |
| Doggie |
| *Man, TV, Camera, Person, Orange* |
| Every year is more retardeder at this point |
| What’s going on honestly |
| Who would pay that much? His credit is going to be junk. |
| just open a business paypal account & bill yourself. cash advances w/ just paypal fees (and CC interest, ofc). |
| Not if I sell for a gain first lol |
| Oil up |
| I can't wait to hear Jerome's thoughts on oil |
| futes futing |
| ASTS doesn't have a fucking product. They have a bunch of pump-n-dump letters of interest that anyone can get.\n\nHere, watch me: would you like to sign up for the cure for cancer if it came available next year? OMG first customer!!! TAM of the entire earth! |
| paper trading \n\n |
| He is making a joke. He is talking about Minesweeper game from 1990 lol |
| Buy oil it's dirty cheap |
| Paid $46 for two burritos and queso in a Moe’s yesterday. We’re in for a hot summer I think. |
| You need a big fat submarine up in that strait and then it will be some explosions 😉 |
| Dude |
| what does that even mean, can't you do a cash advance or some shit |
| Yes |
| I really need to buy solar panels |
| Even a blind squirrel busts a nut every once in a while |
| Green at night ber delight |
| 2.8B market cap, ttm revenue ~$60,000\n\nThis company earns as much money a year as a guy making 30 an hour, and burns 100x that revenue. Good luck fellas. |
| Somehow that's ghey |
| If you guys had just watched Melania in theaters this wouldn’t be happening |
| https://preview.redd.it/362bdiq3maog1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69fa92093ed99ab4a51723112ed42c3217277d55\n\n |
| You weren't preyed upon my man. Nobody had a gun to your head.\n\nOwn your shit |
| Israel took the US into one of those bunkers and really had their way with it. |
| are they soft & perky too? |
| Welcome home |
| give war a chance |
| Moving up rn. Not bigly though. |
| Yeah, I mean, if Barron was in college, he'd probably be flexing his trust fund instead of trading options. But who knows, maybe he's just trying to find his way like the rest of us. |
| FOMC is gonna be agonizing this time isn't it |
| All in Spx put tomorrow. You will make it back. |
| Hmmm tell me you never been on a computer before without telling me you haven't been on a computer. |
| orcl shows no cards and up by 7p/c |
| bruuuuuuh |
| So this is the guy they talked about in math 101 |
| Where did you invest? |
| https://www.famousfix.com/list/celebrities-with-bra-cup-size-dd |
| This is the assignment from a credit spread |
| Not sure who you're talking about. I did hear that the Caroline Ellison convicted for crypto fraud related stuff is the daughter of some MIT professors, not Larry Ellison. |
| I know nvda dropped … orcl will too |
| Ber |
| skill issue |
| this is all very bullish for battery & renewable tech\n\nlong term anyway |
| I was pretty convinced by the ship maintenance DD I saw |
| I think you're missing the big picture. People are losing jobs left and right to AI. It's happening now. Not in 5 years from now. One of the only ways for people to make income is going to be the stock market. And the markets are not going to go through crashes like they did in the past. There is too much money being made, and too much money in the actual market. The US will never have another bear market that lasts years. There was no depositing money in 5 seconds during DOTCOM. Think about it. Think about where the money is going. It's constantly flooding into the market. No one cares about Iran. No one cares about Russia. No one cares about Israel. The markets take a dip for a week and they are right back up the next week. If the market destabalizes in the age of AI, then everyone is going to be homeless and the economy will be destroyed for decades to come, because more jobs are getting cut now as we speak. This isn't a bear market coming like literally everyone says, this is the start of one of the greatest bull runs ever. And I said START. Because this is going to last at least 3-5 years. Also, it makes me happy that 95% of people think a bear market is coming. That pretty much guarantees it isn't. |
| Are you on drugs? |
| Same, but I didn’t even read a single fucking word of his ramblings and I’m in for 1.5k |
| They normally come in pairs |
| I mean I thought last year was retarded but this year is shaping up nicely as peak retard |
| Wdym by demo account |
| I don’t have storage to update the app 🥰 |
| Lolz |
| Bro: “yo Israel, calm down!”\n\nIsrael: “we haven’t been calm since 1967.” |
| Do you need us to google non extradition countries for you op? /s |
| Oil go up |
| vibe bombing#\n\n |
| $1B. He can go buy 5 new wives and kids. My calls on the other hand…. Priceless. |
| That's the trade. Buy oil futures long if you aint scared. |
| $100 Oil and inflation is dead.. lol.. |
| This is a battle between idiocy and inertia, or more colloquially between 🥭 and "nothing ever happens".\n\n\nWill idiocy win? Will "something happen"? Stay tuned. |
| Not when he is doing it behind Wendy’s. Best he could get is tree fiddy. |
| enough for today... I'm going to my bed too goon on Elisha Cuthbert |
| ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
| How much to bend over? |
| Make some research FFs. Iran has advanced mines that US takes ages to remove in a hostile environment. Hormuz is theirs like Afghanistan is Taliban's home |
| thanks |
| Look at this boomer with his mustang reliving his glory days. |
| Once his phone runs out of power he is free and can’t be tracked |
| what we thinking for cpi? as far as I can tell inflation is dead |
| Israel signs 200M deal with Boeign for autonomous "smart bombs" which can identity features and "broad population trends" |
| Peter Griffin here to explain this regarded trade:\n\nTheoretically unless he transacted the legs of this 375 Bear Call Spreads (-635C+636C) at different times, he definitely could not have won anything since both legs finishing ITM means the strategy ended at max loss. However (unless again he transacted the legs at different times) he could not have lost 37.5K since he pocketed the credit. \n\nAnyway, you can easily check option transactions, so I actually found them and they were purchased at the same time. \n\n03/09 12:22 PM EST\n375 SPY 635C @34.57\n375 SPY 636C @33.59\n\nSo, he sold that for a credit of 0.98 per Spread (and my guess is that out of that around 0.02 per Spread was eaten by the transaction fees). So let's say 0.96. So we have a loss of (1-0.96)×100×375=$1500\n\nSo he basically bet $1500 on SPY dropping more than 3-4% in 1 day and he lost. |
| That's an alpha kind of move. I'm pretty sure Tom Lee does that. |
| Some will twist it bullish, weren't we supposed to be at 1 trillion every quarter? |
| haven’t seen a good DD in months |
| Yes |
| Like, once AI has reorganized all your playlists on spotify alphabetically, what's after that? |
| I’ve got puts as well😭 |
| Lounge wear 💅✨ |
| Bullish |
| lol gayest humble brag. just say. I bought a mustang GT and it wants premium, oops I fucked up. |
| Imagine if the us government withheld just a day of government funding to fullport into 0dte calls. We would be in surplus. If not, those fundings were going into useless stuff anyways. Win-win. |
| haha no shit right |
| Went from 1k to 7k to 2k all in a week. I guess technically I'm up 100% but sure doesn't feel like it |
| So the US confirm they won't escort shit through Hormuz, we got possible mines, and oil still go down? |
| Did the play end up moving a lot ? Or was it a dud |
| "it's different this time" is never true |
| Yea I thought it would hit $250 overnight. Still a chance! |
| Coz retarded |
| I don’t know who’s trolling and who is serious here.\n\nOP is out $750 that he already “paid.”\n\nOP got paid $.98 per share, $98 per contract or $36,750 to write this spread. RH is holding onto that money as collateral in the event this spread would finish ITM (obviously it would considering these are deep ITM calls).\n\nRH also required him to have $750 in margin to write the spread. The $750 is the .02 x 37,500 shares from 375 contracts. That was “paid” up front.\n\nBoth legs of the spread finished in the money. The screenshot shows $23,812,500 received on the assignment of the lower strike call sold (37,500 shares x $635 per share), and it costs OP $23,850,000 to exercise the higher strike call he bought (37,500 shares x $636 per share).\n\nThe difference is $37,500, or $1 per share delta in the call strikes. This $37,500 is covered by the $36,750 OP received for writing the spread that’s being held by RH, plus the $750 OP “paid” up front.\n\nOP lost $750, and he’s already paid it. That’s it. I really hope this post (and most comments) are trolling. If not, please learn the rules to the game before entering the casino. |
| Did the play end up moving a lot ? |
| Just bought 208 shares and I have Zero fucking clue what graphene even is |
| I don't know what the problem is with the mines. There's little numbers next to them to show how many are in the area. Then you put a little flag on it and it's all good. |
| i bought myself a whole new wardrobe but i never leave my house |
| RDDT drilling down below $100 thanks to inverse Crammer.. |
| so is the president of mexico paid directly by el mencho's opps or is that a conspiracy theory |
| Only Tom Lee could help you now. |
| I'm holding 1 nvda 175p contract expiry tomorrow. Don't AMA. |
| 🇮🇷 has disappeared from google maps |
| Talk that shit my boy |
| Fiber is top tier |
| rookie numbers |
| sadness?? |
| Too late… oracles down over 50% from ath… 😂 |
| Workman’s comp at least |
| Until everything is said and done I am technically on paper $23 million in debt. Until Occ closes stuff and I’m down $750 + fees |
| COSTCO's makes no sense either...nor TSLA....but here we are! |
| That's what I'm thinking I can get a good looking escort for $100 a WHOLE HOUR. |
| Mines blow UP. It’s calls |
| Sticking to shares and going back to doing all my gambling on women's tennis (still awful but not quite as bad). |
| Now with the threat of mines on the table.. who's even gonna try to cross? |
| I once flew Frontier to Florida bc it was $40 & some dude on the flight was wearing designer w/ the tags still on. Insane attempt to flex. |
| 100% fibre, starlink can be affected by the weather and shit |
| Genuine Econ question: is insider trading by the treasury to pay off the national debt inflationary? |
| Nikkeh 690 boutta get slammed for another -7% tomorrow |
| Why tf did you sell desperately out of the money calls |
| I like to think that somewhere on this subreddit is a single mom who cuts her children's hair herself to also save money on hair extensions. And then use that money for more options. |
| yes but the mines totally surrendered to us |
| Thinking of starting wearing a cape to work |
| Bent oil $91 |
| I was in prison\n\n |
| I stopped buying designer clothes a few years ago and I don’t hate on anyone who still does, it’s like just seems dumb to me the older I grow \n\nI’m never going to stop buying Nike Air Force’s though |
| Valid point! Maple bucks! |
| Anyone have starlink internet at home? Trying to decide if I should switch to that or fiber |
| [GUH](https://youtube.com/shorts/hj1N6vkOQDM?si=OqaHqZEmrdG6d8Rx) |
| that's just gps spoofing there is literally ships layered on top of each other lol |
| Stfu pussy why aren’t you rich yet then |
| Thankfully still WFH |
| I think the market will open tomorrow 🔮 |
| try spreading your ass cheeks on OF or something man |
| It is with great sadness that I must announce the passing of our greatest navel minesweeper, Joe Rogan. RIP Mr rogan |
| Are we cooked tomorrow |
| And live in the UAE |
| Qqq same day calls all in |
| tornadoes about to murder south chiraq, with the possibility of making it to napganistan afterwards |
| And that is why these individuals will miss out. They dont get it. In their minds they think they know but they more they talk their ignorance begins to show. The market is just starting to get educated on what makes Hydrograph's graphene so special. \n\nThere may be several different way to produce graphene but they are not all the same. Hydrograph produces the most pristine graphene, no impurities, identical batches, 100% sp2 bonded, and turbostractic. They are environmentally friendly, the process is scalable and no one can match their ROI.\n\nYou try and use crappy graphene and it just doesn't give you the benefits of graphene. It just doesn't work. Hydrograph has solved those issues that had held back graphene's mass usage and it will change everything. |
| for one ORCL share I’ll give mister Ellison exactly 3 shekels |
| Shaping up to be a cat and mouse game in Hormuz |
| Sometimes in the afternoon too and always at night 🥰 |
| This is a demo account guys, he doesn't need help lol |
| I am, but like may other companies the one I work for is pushing RTO hard! |
| Now you're getting it |
| New OF idea: busty Iranian escorts cosplaying as mimes |
| Amzn 225 tomorrow |
| After the stress today of doing 60 SPY 672 puts I think I am retiring. Don’t trust myself after being a degen today risking more than I am comfortable with. Leaving ahead 🫡 |
| That's the spirit! |
| Where were you in the first term when he actually tapped the Carls Jr CEO to be in his cabinet |
| Imma buy calls for the one called WAR cause there's a lot of war out there |
| Jim Cramer likes Reddit\n\nHe thinks it's a solid buy, wants the CEO on Mad Money |
| Very very bearish in here |
| Well yeah they spent their Wendy's paycheck on a shirt\n\n💀 |
| Oil prices if they rise, they rise. It's a little price to pay by Americans for the Great Israel |
| I tried but yo shit private lemme read some I’m eating |
| weeds reference? |
| Got a mosquito bite taking a shit at work. Can I file for disability? |
| I'm glad the internet has memed gold so hard it's no longer an escape from an economic downturn. |
| 10 total comments. 9 year account age. \n\nI don't say this often but man sure reads like gpt. Also a closed account so you can't even read anything. \n\nYeah the contracts haven't come in yet genius. That's why it's 8 bucks instead of 50 or 100. |
| The ability to turn profile comments private is so much more boring |
| Wait until you hear we actually didnt even land on it... |
| Gottem |
| I've heard this before at the casino |
| I just assume that anybody wearing designer is broke |
| Sir the sphincter striations are right there |
| The fact SPY and Qs are holding shows the USGOV at work. Good shit. |
| take me with you kind stranger.... 🥺 |
| Oracle cooking them books like carvana. This isn’t going to end well |
| Skin feels oily\n\nI can hear Blackhawk helicopters flying overhead to introduce me to democracy |
| There's been numerous Renaissances and growth periods, however, I think we are getting close to being capped financially and demographically, and people always hope for the best. It'll still take decades to truly unwind though. |
| The U.S. Treasury’s borrowing showed no signs of slowing as the U.S. headed deeper into fiscal year 2026, with the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) reporting that another $1 trillion was added to the federal deficit in the first five months of the year.\n\nThe monthly budget review from the CBO, updated to February 2026 and released yesterday, showed that the government is estimated to have borrowed $308 billion last month alone.\n\nOf course, with more borrowing comes higher interest costs on the debt. Between October 2025 (when the 2026 fiscal year started) and February, the Treasury spent an additional $31 billion on net interest on public debt, compared to the prior year. As a result, in just five months, the Treasury forked out a total of $433 billion to service public debt, which is now nearing $38.9 trillion. |
| Hey not everything is always as bad as it seems |
| Deaf give the best handjobs |
| Mines |
| Burberry sells a shirt for $600\n\nI can get the exact same shirt anywhere else for $6\n\nOr just go shirtless for $0\n\nBlocked. |
| Orcl puts cooked? |
| Kinda wish I’d bought a spx put for tomorrow. |
| https://preview.redd.it/12uz3bpnkaog1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad3acb31d8f45ff4918bf94c7936e87562d5d7f3 |
| What ticker can I use to track this? |
| Made you look 💀 |
| pokey |
| You need to have more confidence and you'll be fine |
| Everyone and his gran are wfh these days if you're white collar |
| You are doing options, stop lying... |
| If you bought calls you might want to hedge your delta right now because NVDA ripped after earnings too and was completely faded |
| Maybe one day I'll channel my full on regard. |
| dont believe the hype |
| People are only getting poorer. They stop going to trader Joe's and move to Walmart. Besides Walmart doesn't really get affected by inflation or bad economy. What are people not gonna buy bread and basic shit?\nWalmart also gives fat dividend if I am not wrong. That's why this is considered a defensive stock.\nIs the PE high? Ofcourse. But its still a stable investment. |
| Csn someone explain what am I looking at like Im stupid? Cause I am |
| It’s literally flat |
| How does it feel? |
| Brum brum!! Look at me, I’m a big boy! |
| Convert it to run on wood chips |
| and? everyone doesnt rely on SPY |
 Attention Required! | Cloudflare www.marinetraffic.com |
| Fkin pos ate half of my gains from shorting AVAV. \n\nFk you Larry |
| He sucked a dick |
| I need another pandemic to secure work from home man! RTO initiatives are a crime |
| Those are balls |
| Damn blood red futes already guys |
| I’m beginning to think this orange guy may not be very trustworthy |
| Form a line behind THAT guy. |
| you got the wrong mustang.\n\nyou should have gotten the one that said "mach e" |
| Iran is mining the strait of my anus |
| And Asian market didnt even open yet... |
| "Nothing to see here folks. Just the 2nd biggest hourly (1pm-2pm EST) volume bar in WTI Crude Oil going back 18 months. 95.5k contracts traded with 400 lots smacking the bid all the way down to $76.73 before Energy Sec retracted his cute Navy escorting ship thru Hormuz tweet" |
| It’s weird because sometimes someone posts something that is genuinely valuable, you just have to wade through all the minutia |
| Back in the day one person told me he would read through my comment history while eating cereal every morning and it was the highlight of his day \n \nProbably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. |
| If that fucker is made of oil and not cheese im going to be livid |
| What's worse is all the top up voted comments being just as illiterate. I remember when you could actually learn options strategies from this place. Those days are long gone lol. Pre covid. |
| middle out |
| They’re both so fucking ugly though. They have to be related. |
| We really will get ww3 before gta 6. |
| 🥭 TO BESSENT: Don’t worry Kitten. |
| wait. isn't that a picture of a butthole? |
| I believe banks typically require you on margin-enabled accounts for options trading, but likely (based on the actual institution) won’t extend credit to the account until it meets a minimum threshold in balance or some similar tracker.\n\nWith my bank, they make you take a little test to make sure you understand — and you also have limits based on what you understand on doing.\n\nI can trade options and daytrade, but they won’t allow buying/selling naked options unless you specifically request them to let you. |
| It's very rare for people to use game theory to make predictions, or to use it to analyse history. And it's probably the right lens to use if I'm trying to understand why leaders and countries make certain decisions. |
| Didnt they just kill his wife and father? |
| wow some people are taking this teamsports thing too seriously lol |
| pls send some here. i need to mine btc |
| Buying a car that’s has to take premium fuel has gotta be the dumbest shit ever |
| Just put crisco in it. |
| what's next since we're just making shit up now\n\nmaybe tomorrow we'll find out that the moon is actually just one giant oil tank |
| It’s still mostly bearish Tbf |
| I want to see your gains! |
| Yes |
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| Do you like to read through my comment history while eating cereal every morning? |
| A new ghey joined us today |
| its not over yet. you got another bullet to fire tomorrow. |
| ORCL going down huh? I should start inversing everything you guys say 🤣 |
| On balance centcom destroying mining vessels is a pretty big signal that the US is worried about it, so it’s bearish in general |
| #FALSE!! |
| Yep, that's definitely a gray blob. Thanks CENTCOM! |
| Yeah, from the price history this stock looks very pump and dumpy. I'll think about entering after next dump. Then again, this is what I thought a week ago, and the stock is up 60% from then. |
| With the current administration, that says nothing about the post’ credibility. |
| Yup, and you don’t need to worry about early assignment of the short leg too. |
| Puts on bumble. I can’t get any dates there. |
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| So oil has been at 150 before, if straits mined I think 250 plus. No idea why market so casual on this I guess they think quick Taco and back to where it was. But very hard to unbomb a refinery takes months |
| So you've only lost 700 + fee's.\n\nAmazing lossporn. |
| Don't leave me in the lurch\n\nRemindme! 3 days |
| I went to the casino once and lost every penny I had so I never gambled again so yolo full port one for me |
| Bers only believe news strictly from propagandist eyeran smh |
| Bobby Lashley vs Umaga!! |
| Someone said it’s better to say all my money is tied up in assets, liquidity is low right row than to say like you’re broke and mans cooked with that one |
| This guy fucks |
| Pls make ur comment history public again, I’m not a stalker I promise… |
| Wrong. Basically after the war started it collapsed and then stayed at prewar levels. Again, book. |
| The thing in ur butt |
| I seriously hope he reads the sane comments like these in this thread because I also don't want a repeater of the suicide kid.\n\nThese fucking idiots fucking around with margin and not understanding the math behind these spreads is just peak financial illiteracy and a little funny, but nobody should die over shit like this. |
| Everyone got the same playbook bers were just to stupid to listen! He said it’s a good time to buy you dumb fucks! Fucking straight idiots, you bers are! “War is pretty much over now” |
| This was news to me, and interesting, thankyou |
| the state's combined blind school & deaf school campus is about 400 meters from me as the crow flies.\n\nabout to dig a tunnel from my basement to steal power from them. it's not like they'll notice. drill when the deaf kids are on campus, do above ground work when the blind kids are on campus. |
| See you tomorrow. |
| No that’s a butthole |
| CPI, CP3, C3PO, don’t matter.. calls at open |
| The price would boom. |
| And? What was your answer? |
| 0DTEs mostly |
| *almost |
| https://preview.redd.it/ln7azmjwjaog1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0d3013c1725edf455ff6f376a2b50ddfd6835b5 |
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| WDYS & DPSTR |
| it's like a g spot except for tacos |
| Made 3 mill in a week on blackberry during gamestop. The. Got curb stomped when they froze the buy button |
| I am an idiot and harvested losses of over 10k last year lmao |
| you can on futures, if you like futures |
| Why doesn't 🥭 stop Iran from setting mines? What a dumbass |
| BIG TIME they're just waiting to get their own profits in before trump announces some stupid shit like boots on the ground |
| Operation Epic Fail ongoing |
| Two levels - one you have seen before and one that you haven't |
| This was not the best week to have a CPI report. |
| Ain’t no way in hell Orcl holds this |
| Just pay Iran $1B in bitcoin. The new guy probably accept as tribute for peace. |
| I still have no idea after the call lmao |
| Ofc this oil shit happens after I get a fucking mustang that wants premium. It can take regular but I need the full 486 horsepower |
| Goyslop. Get on with the times boomer |
| My parents once asked me if I love boys instead of girls. Not because of this sub but because I was single for a long time |
| Oil is 100 again. Congrats. |
| The cryptards were supposed to solve this. They didn’t and thus deserve for crypto to die |
| So cpi bad we go to hell, cpi good we moon? |
| Good luck mate. I kept averaging down ended up with my largest ever trade and got out in profit |
| show me the way my lord |
| Fuck you convinced me im gonna use the last of my money on 0DTEs /s |
| oracle up, futures down. somethings a brewin |
| No i didn’t know, was just on my popular feed. My bad |
| oil bustulating after hours 💦 |
| Incredible return! Congrats!!! I have 3 times more shares but I also paid way more per share, but now I'm way over 7 digits. |
| People laughed at you loved oil at 90, youll love it at 140 this week |
| Maybe they're underestimating how many levels we've seen? |
| War over soon, they said. |
| Believe me its better that way |
| What? It’s the official account of the United States Central Command |
| It did initially yes. So much spec length then no one to buy and collapsed. Then spent bit 6 months going higher |
| That's in maple syrup money. Not real usd |
| positions?? |
| Oh I didn’t realize this was wsb my bad. It was just in my popular feed |
| AI |
| She's a beaut Clark |
| Crypto airdrop count?\n\nPlayed Gods Unchained and had a vast card collection that netted me an $IMX airdrop. \n\nOn TGE, my airdrop was worth $150k. Still can’t believe it to this day as it was my first airdrop. |
| Low volume at open. How will Europe respond? |
| Who needs gas when you can just klarna some doordash. Infinite money glitch |
| No way this used to be a free country where could just pull your life savings and your jewellery and gamble it away. THIS is what it has come to smh I'll never forgive biden and Obama for this |
| So, in other words you invested in a market that has gone straight up. Went long only on margin and got lucky trading beta. Yeah, you're going to get smoked. I would quit while you are ahead. You probably think you have all the answers now, but you literally haven't even been tested once yet. |
| https://preview.redd.it/l74yk4fjjaog1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a84f0ed6f794486d724df52814156ca5c51a3fa\n\nsomething for the bulls and the bears: the mining def looks like it’s happening but centcom is on it |
| I just lost 30 bucks on a basketball bet. Haha\n\nU fuked yourself good! |
| Slaves aka shares. Only the top 1% of Americans are “free” |
| Unbelievable that in 2026 we can’t trade options after hours |
| I love when idiots on robinhood trade instruments they don’t understand |
| Fidelity and Schwab |
| All I can see is my +7384% profit due to poor US decisions |
| I for one think it's perfectly natural for oil to have dropped to $77 today |
| Berocalypse |
| I know this is news to you bc you’ve never read a book but the price of oil collapsed during the gulf war. It. Can. Happen. |
| Do you guys have any idea how fast that oil price will surge if a ship actually hits a surprise mine down there? I never got around to go long oil again, remembered I have a job and kids. |
| !remindme 2 months |
| Fancy stays at a certain mansion on Little St. James |
| DoD auditors: $23 THOUSAND DOLLARS ON SIDES?!! What did the sides cure cancer?! 😠\n\nKegsbreath: … well, we actually thought the sides would cure brain worms…😅\n\nDoD auditors: And WTH is $92.5 billion to “EJ Entertainment services”\n\nKegsbreath: 😐\n |
| I WAS LOOKING FOR A SIGN TO HOLD MY PUTS. THANK YOU LORD |
| CPI coming in hotter than expected.. calls it is! |
| I’ve been to Dubai twice. The water was like soup |
| Oil is 100. Congrats everyone. We won! |
| Almost $10 billion spent already in this war and we had to cancel funding for pediatric brain cancer research last year because a bunch of floppy haired mouth breathers at DOGE said so. Oil to $350. |
| Unloaded my bags near the peak feeling very smug right now |
| At least you tried bro |
| You and me both. I held puts overnight and want to see market open at -7% |
| How come they never play real life Battleship during war times? Such a missed opportunity |
| Who knows |
| hey boomer, no cares about your fancy math.\n\nFed prints money = blue chips go up.\n\nThat's it.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/pilazhkcjaog1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74dfe8c60588934fb94df6b89aafb3d1c4a2ed5d\n\n |
| “When you lost $50k it was the worst day of your life. When I lost $50k, it was Tuesday.” - WSB degen |
| I think it's Finnish |
| Why do people even need money? What do rich people even spend it on? Isn't good health and love enough? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Ok_Cry7572 made a bet that ORCL would go to 144.19385 within **4 hours** when it was 151.783 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 18 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| You're just one 0dte away from winning it all back, what's stopping you that didn't before? |
| Why? |
| Gotta calculate in D2F though |
| Wreslemania 23 |
| I love how they keep saying “at a level never seen before” in response to everything. I mean how many levels are there? The next attack is always the greatest most bestest highest level attack ever. |
| https://youtu.be/DzmehB3K4dQ?si=E_7bGMkfJ3Es9KFH for those not aware of this Shakespearean masterpiece |
| I don’t get it but still gotem 😎 |
| This is correct. He received $36,750 in premium for writing the spread. RH is holding that and required him to front the $750 difference in cash margin. He lost $750.\n\nI really hope OP is a troll because if not he’s really stupid. |
| Soylent |
| Over 100 tonight is my guess |
| I smoked 2 cigarettes today. |
| Zoom out |
| Thank you random.... Whiteman? Wtf is going on in this market |
| Futes green. Lol. Everything is rigged. |
| The current President of the United States shaved the head of the husband of the current Secretary of Education's husband on pay per view on April 1st, 2007. |
| Lol that perfectly sums up wall street bets - half a million in investing account and less than $1,000 in retirement |
| $3.50 |
| All of them have been lying for a decade now at least. |
| Henceforth |
 Iran begins laying mines in Strait of Hormuz, sources say | CNN Politics Iran has begun laying mines in the Strait of Hormuz, the world’s most important energy chokepoint that carries about one-fifth of all crude oil, according to tw... www.cnn.com |
| I'm undecided. I'm very very optimistic on the power of mass delusion |
| ORCL smoke and mirrors, gains will not hold so if you've been trapped, you may have a week or so to unload your bags |
| Iran got 🥭 by the balls just like ghyna did after the liberation day |
| See you tomorrow! |
| No, your puts are cooked |
| The mines were priced in |
| 🥭 said on record yesterday his (Jewish) son in law casually mentioned that Iran might attack the US, so he pulled a Danny Devito and just started blastin |
| It’s within his personal risk tolerance 🤷🏼♂️ |
| best i can offer is the skid with no teeth, gummy head for you |
| The lost becomes real only when you stop believing |
| Can? Yes. Will? No. |
| Just depends on what you classify as winning a war. Iraq lost the war in hours. By definition we won it then. Just failed at building a western style democracy to replace the government we defeated. |
| I just want to get rich so I can give my money to the poor\n\n \n*(****Disclaimer:*** *I might change my mind once I'm rich)* |
| farmers: so lazy to grow what people actually want that they got the government to start putting corn products in gasoline (among other things). |
| He better stock those drinks. He could resell them 10 times higher with hyperinflation later on |
| "forthwith" |
| Strait of Hormuz may or not be mined, but my port for sure is. Now we wait to see if it blows up or not. |
| Bout tree fiddy |
| -$5,000 |
| Still have $1.3k to go |
| Stuck in wat golf |
| No mines. Just destroyed boats that had mines |
| Every morning I wake up and think about the WWE had an entire ladder match around the custody of a child |
| Yeah, he paid $750 and that $750 is now worth 0.\n\nThis guy is either trolling or a true retard and he is going to hit a real loss sooner or later (or equally probably, a big win just by smashing random buttons). |
| Wouldn't have needed to invade his underling |
| https://preview.redd.it/zkfl0k4yiaog1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87a55986ffa7dca1ac925ab71929a324f5981d07 |
| freak it, bitch. |
| With a Finnish flag in the background? |
| Bear call credit spread. No idea what the strategy was here being deep ITM but anyways… max loss = strike price diff - net premium received. OP had 375 spread contracts ($23,850,000 / 636 = $37,500 / 100 = 375). So… (636-635) - (0.98) = $0.02 * 375 = $750 loss + any trading fees |
| government about to start pushing soybean oil & soybean biodiesel so fucking hard |
| Yea he's got a channel speaking it, it's called Hepsima, stuns chinese people with his chinese |
| well she raised like 2 generations of kids on wrestling, so kinda knows what shes doing |
| and the current leader of the free world is a WWE HOFer lol |
| What’s g slop |
| No they had left the exercise and were days away. They use a sub because they don't have to rescue anyone then because they are allowed to leave if they are at danger themselves from rescuing anyone, by giving away their position. |
| -50 |
| It's not that bad OP. I lost a similar amount about 15 years ago, learned a very tough lesson, and now I am sitting on a large portfolio and also put $70k down on a new house. Don't do anything STUPID. |
| “When I disagrees with stuff” when English has you over your skis I don’t feel the need to reply |
| Not to be a Gay 🐻 but come on.. Puts have to be the play. Trust nothing orange man says. If even one tanker is sunk, it over. |
| I don’t lose 🥰 |
| Lovely |
| Now i’ll have to order it 🙄 |
| wait until you find out what happens to the boats stuck in the Gulf |
| Loud and clear. I’ll bring my ghey porn on the boat, how’s that? I’ll still be there. I’ll be fishing north of Mussandam, see you in the news 😤 |
| https://preview.redd.it/g0ts2ra9jaog1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da3d9c7d9bd072f8261661d3734c05aaca03def0\n\nDeploy the children |
| Did they mine it or not? |
| Oil mooning |
| you mean lose? yes |
| I just want to see Wall Street execs to feel like they need to consider putting up the same sort of anti-suicide netting around their offices that Chinese factories have. \n\nIs that too much to ask? |
| Last 3 CPI prints made the market go higher. \n\nBut in last 5, \n\n3/5 led to higher spy prices |
| Was a solid plan until you posted it here. All the degenerates know the scam now. |
| But not how it ends \n\n>!📉📉📉!< |
| I made 69 🥰 |
| I’m assuming he is actually only out $750. RH should have “held” the difference in premium and the $1 spread on the calls. At 375 contracts that $750 is $.02 per contract. Assuming he is doing extremely short term options and these are deep ITM that’s about right. He received 36,750 for writing this spread, he just doesn’t realize it. RH probably has “held” that amount as a margin requirement. He’s clearly regarded so he doesn’t realize it. |
| The treasury isn't manipulating the oil market at all ! |
| My crystal ball says Wednesday RED, Thursday RED, Friday GREEN |
| TIL Caroline Ellison is Larry Ellison’s daughter |
| Dang, things are rough. Usually sailors and escorts go together like peanut butter and jelly.\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/us-navy-tells-shipping-industry-hormuz-escorts-not-possible-now-2026-03-10/ |
| Hey, hey you get back here! |
| Taco Bell is based. The people’s fast food. |
| When you frame it like that, it’s not really a lot of ducks |
| That's why it's called picking up pennies in front of the train. You just need to set it up for your personal risk tolerance. |
| so we’re just making stuff up now |
| so, no |
| No. You only need the potential max loss of the spread to cover the margin needed for the trade. So if max loss was 37k then you need 37k in your account. 23 million is irrelevant. Being a ditm credit spread means he likely collected near a buck for selling 375 credit spreads bringing the actual loss closer to .1 a share. Actual total loss is likely closer to 4k or so. |
| Well they are fucked regardless but they will take everything they can with them |
| Just flip phone upside down👍 |
| Bout 420 dollars |
| Aliens are real. Confirmed |
| Until the postal inspector crime unit knocks on your door guns blazing... |
| ##Taco Bell doing a livestreaming event on Peacock to unveil their new g-slop menu of the same 5ingredients reshuffled in 20 new ways is so baller |
| Holyshit oil 100 again |
| Suez Canal |
| Filled up on gas before all this shit went down. Finna siphon the rest out of the tank and sell for a 50% profit. Buy low sell high |
| Was it confirmed in the earnings call they they canceled it? I read that was a Bloomberg rumor and Oracle came out and said it was still a go? |
| This is why retards shouldn't play with options |
| Depends on the DtH ratio also |
| Nothing beats a jet2holiday |
| April price increases coming in from vendors due to oil increases!!! |
| Do you think SPY can drop 3.5% tomorrow? |
| Oil $100! |
| If he adds two additional dudes tip-to-tip with the current ones , then he can jerk 4 dudes off at the same time. |
| 🏆 |
| My head is spinning |
| I need to get an oil change soon, you think I can put the used oil up on marketplace? |
| Yeah give it a try, you should get better fills. TOS uses Payment for Orderflow(PFOF) just like Robinhood |
| Its what the plants crave! |
| I should follow this guy’s footsteps, Oracle calls and AVAV put genius |
| Basically the "cash offer for your house!" real estate game. |
| Jokes on all of you. Iran was throwing memes in the strait. They were good memes too. It was just a translation error. |
| The most powerful military in the world can’t get some boats through a little canal? R u serious |
| How much do u guys make a day trading 🥰 |
| OK, but fr, where is the moat? |
| Ew |
| “As many as 150 wounded in Iran war.” Cmon give us the real number, still trying to save face |
| yes. |
| The only asymmetry I see is Iran acting without speaking on the warfield VS Trump saying war is over and talking out loud without crushing the ennemy, terrorist lunatic Islamic regime |
| I’m too old for that shit, had to google |
| No it trades 23/5 |
| Oracle puts. |
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| The current secretary of education is the former CEO of WWE LMAO |
| MMs won't let that happen cause they want to keep dumping |
| lol |
| Didn’t your slv calls go to literal shit lmao |
| Really hope CPI & trumptard bomb the market tomorrow. Really want to see a big red bloody drilldo |
| Its only Tuesday and im already done with this shit.. |
| Great post! You've obviously have done your homework. I jumped in mid August 2025, I'm up 7 digits. A life changing stock that's JUST getting started, imho. I'm sure this post will find its way onto the X/Twitter HydroGraph page. |
| The news came while market were open, and still it didnt move that much |
| I bet this decision to go for war was taken by hegseth using chatgpt. Sam Altman is fckd. |
| I've cracked the code: \n\n buy all the Nvidia you can , anytime its under $180. \n\nSell all the Nvidia you have , anytime its over $193. \n\nYou're welcome. |
| Its a pré revenu company who just got EPA, REACH UK and REACH Europe. They can now built and scale… what do you don’t understand in « pré revenu » company? \nJust ask any LLM about their graphene and how it Will improve everything. Don’t try to play smart on something you don’t know |
| Did you hear him? Your ghey |
| 🥰 |
| Novo will catch fire here soon |
| I bought some AGCC today, that's in Taiwan so close enough right? Hopefully it keeps mooning. |
| Tomorrow they are gonna come out with a centcom video of a new AI playing expert minesweeper and beating it in 1 second |
| I can’t believe Iran has Tony Hawk missiles. |
| Circuits breaker would be better |
| Translation - Put the fries in the bag. |
| It can’t not beat, hope u bought today or before |
| From Iran?!? HA, yeah ok.. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3n65a57aiaog1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f0410afeb877a4639f20202c92a73ba55450b42 |
| 😤 |
| I’m fcked boyz, I tried to pull out my 401k so I can put it on 0DTE puts after CPI but they said it’ll take 5 business days for them to review my request |
| Always order 69 at the Chinese restaurant. Confusingus says if it stinks you must rethinks. |
| Trades 24/7 lol |
| That’s the Secretary of War, shitass, and he’s currently drunk as fuck on Vegas bombs but will be with you shortly. |
| USOIL is undervalued. Orange manipulated. |
| 2 mins |
| I mean unironically, probably |
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| well i guess it isn't really 'trolled' but more like they're still there |
| In 2 mins\n |
| the Strait *YEARNS* for the mines🫴 |
| Wrong. I am straight and I sailed my own boat before junior high 😤 |
| Here, lurking about for the next big 10x+, alas another one has been missed. |
| Right? I feel like no one is seeing this |
| I like big butts and I cannot lie |
| You’d think they would’ve learnt when the Panama Canal got wrecked by a ship let alone mimes |
| But Trump\nSaid they destroyed inactive mines….2 lies in one |
| If they dont we won't either |
| How is this possible |
| F**k today |
| The Turks from FF7? I like Rude the best |
| They've been chosen for that specific reason, yes |
| Maybe |
| Can we know what US Defense Minister has to say about Iranian mines ? |
| And that's ladies and gentlemen how you graduate. Welcome retard 🥹 |
| can I go for a loving but poor family? |
| How’d they troll him? |
| Seems like an idea. do it |
| Trade school for his dick-gree |
| The downsides of surrounding yourself with “yes” men that only tell you what you want to hear |
| girl why? |
| funniest thing that could happen tomorrow is a -3% day 🥰 |
| I suppose one might consider the South wasn’t technically the US then. 🤔 |
| Thats the only way they’ll survive this |
| Every single person in this admin is full rtrd... stephen miller, von rara, list goes on..not one sane person |
| Ty sensai |
| Sell URLIP puts on those dicks |
| 98 cents |
| What time does oil start trading again..? |
| You can’t sail |
| He googled mines |
| Yeah looking at it further there is a chance he couldve made 35k if spy went below $635. |
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| what a dumb, halfassed take.\n\nsure, there's more risk than with amzn/msft. there's also wayyyyyy more reward.\n\nand lolz @ yet another dumb comment about pe. it's not only moot with the pivot to cloud but because you're comparing hyperscalers - that are mostly not in the hyperscaler bizness. amzn and msft are bloated af and already megacaps. same with goog. meta, while being a hyperscaler, isn't in the business of it. \n\nso unless you want to try to claim that baba/tencent are better plays... |
| was called the joke of the day until your face crossed it |
| now those ai slop generators aka data centers cost at least 20% more to operate |
| Wow. You should include these links in your post |
| Thank God they have Melania who can scream at the mic during crises |
| Just because she stopped answering your calls don’t mean you can short us bro |
| Oracle after earnings: +8%\n\nOracle 3 months ago: -25% |
| Harambe and Punch, both defining the times |
| Turns out, attacking a country that controls a chokepoint for a vital global resource is not a good idea |
| Are we sure the boomer mainstream media guys didn't misunderstand the hip lingo of the new, younger Ayatollah?\n\n\n"This strait is straight up mines dawg"\n\n\n"THE STRAIGHT IS FULL OF MINES!?!" |
| Need to send in ground troops first |
| Mr Meta pwease go up tomorrow |
| Until my AI agent actually makes my pb&j sammy for dinner, I have no use cases for it. |
| Business idea:\n\nA stamp is $0.78\n\nSo if I send 1,000 anonymous letters to 1,000 random people, that costs me $780 + some change to print the letters\n\nLetter will say, "If you don't send me $1,000 I'm gonna tell your wife" and have a Venmo on it\n\nIf even one person does it, I make my money back.\n\nIf all 1,000 people do it, I'm a millionaire.\n\nThoughts?\n\n# 🥸\n\n |
| I mean we kicked the shit out of Iraq and Afghanistan no problem, it’s the nation building we didn’t do so good at. |
| 🤔 then ask again and give the right answers to the questions this Time! Or you Will regret for the rest of your life |
| I would think that just signals bad news for all AI builders like I don’t understand they were supposed to do a 300 b deal on the data center… so how much of that was paid up front? |
| Mods Ghey 2day |
| Good luck finding a chick that will stick around if you’re broke lol |
| US has not fought a war with a legit military nation in ages and you can see they are rusty. |
| Ain't this the fucking truth. |
| Up 9% only?? Whoracle i needed +20% |
| S&P down ytd. lol get fucked |
| No |
| I know some of yall are harboring UGE USO call bags or CL futures long bags |
| Could be raining. |
| Zoom out! |
| i say count it |
| Until Uncle Sam takes his cut (roughly 100 blowies) |
| pretending to be calm |
| THE WAR AGAINST COMMON SENSE 🥳 |
| Iran thorougly annihilating, destroying, and crushing the worldwide economy |
| I think it’s the opposite. Obese butts don’t look good in Lulu |
| 😂 |
| If I made these healthy choices like not to have a whiskey when I want one, or having given up Copenhagen 15 years ago, I’m gonna be so fucking pissed if we all go out in a nuclear war. \n\nThe 30 min it takes for them to reach us I’ll be seething and cramming in dips of cope and shots of Pendleton. |
| Those are rookie numbers. |
| lost $15 dollars today. 2027 will be my year |
| There were naval blockades, and the British and French had blockade runners. |
| I invested in a gas siphon personally |
| No you won’t cuz ur gey |
| Yes |
| I HAVE A STRAWWWW |
| And what if it went down, then what? |
| Good news everyone, closed door Congress meeting about the Iran war has them agreeing that it's a giant shit show |
| If this oil crisis shit fucks with my vacation to Turks & Caicos in two weeks, I’m declaring war on all sides in this conflict. I will sail solo down to that strait and piss on it to mark it mine. |
| Not for your understanding of sarcasm |
| Heh |
| i invested in 17 gallons of gasoline in anticipation of the hormuz shutdown. |
| Has anyone actually seen any leaked information on here before it went public? Not that you acted on it but seen someone saying something that went on to happen |
| I mean maybe Wall St. stopped caring based on their reaction to Oracle's earnings? |
| Reddit content moderator employees will ban you for even mentioning the opposite gender this site is a joke |
| Iran successfully trolling Hegseth wasn't on my bingo card |
| I forgot that the average investor is retarded |
| Huh. Looking at the amount, at least for me it sounds like he had better chances at making money if he invested into that distorted face memecoin. I saw it hit two millions like an hour ago |
| U.S. says its detected Iranians attempting to mine the Hormuz straight. \n\nFucking awesome. Hope that dude that went full port into oil hasn’t sold his holdings. |
| France sent mimes to get the hummus straight again |
| what if he did inside outmethod to do two dicks at once tip-to-tip on each side with handy jays at $60each? That'd be $240/rip |
| Wasn’t funny the first time. Really isn’t funny the second time. |
| mango just golfin to help him think. |
| Kegsbreath is sending his regards right now |
| Expire worthless |
| Maybe it was a typo and Iran is sending **mimes** into the strait. |
| Sorry it was that the max loss is 750 not that it cost 750. The credit was $0.98 |
| Eye of the tiger OP! You got this!! |
| He spent that on Pokémon cards |
| Thats a huge way to start...seriously big stuff. Probably might have to pace yourself after all that dick. A lot of dick 5 inches is\n\n\nMy wife's on this app. |
| Time for bed, grandpa. The fash will keep you safe from the woke, I’m sure |
| Thank you habibi |
| Incredible how I will look at a stock, think to myself “I should take profits right now” and then do not take any profits whatsoever. Goodbye two grand, it was nice dreaming of you. |
| 1861 |
| War on drugs in the 90s. We all smoke pot now, we won. |
| Baby boomers LOVE white SUVs. They can’t buy enough of them. It’s like their generation’s version of funko pops |
| we spent $3B blowing them up, too. (probably) |
| jesus fucking christ 👁️👁️ |
| This is why I don’t sell options |
| the civil war |
| What timeline are we in now? |
| Copeium? When I disagrees with stuff, science, ect. I too often lash out at calling people inexperienced, uneducated, and less experience.\nDoes that make you smarter than everyone? |
| *did save |
| Are you familiar with the 'middle-out' method? |
| At least you know what you are |
| "5-7 customers want 1000 tons or more per year." Want. WANT. Not "have signed binding purchase agreements." Not "have placed orders with deposits." Not "have committed capital." They WANT. You know what I want? I want to fuck a supermodel on a yacht in Monaco. That doesn't mean it's going to happen. The deliberate use of the word "want" instead of "have contracted for" or "have committed to purchase" is doing more heavy lifting in this investment thesis than Atlas holding up the sky. And the poster knows this. They know the difference between expressed interest and binding commitments. They chose the ambiguous language on purpose because the precise language would reveal how early-stage and speculative this actually is.\n\nAnd let's think about what "working with customers through the GEIC" actually means in practice. The GEIC is a real facility. It's legitimate. It's at the University of Manchester. Companies do go there to evaluate graphene for potential applications. But "working with customers through the GEIC" could mean anything from "we sent them samples and they said 'neat'" to "we've completed multi-year qualification testing and they're ready to integrate into production." OP doesn't specify because specificity would destroy the narrative. It's deliberately vague so your imagination fills in the most optimistic interpretation. This is manipulation 101.\n\n |
| that--that still costs money |
| K |
| ##was just called the straight of muz till your mum crossed it |
| How am I supposed to feel about AMZN doing a $40B bond sale for AI? |
| You're a fuckin twat bud I ain't clickin all that. |
| Buy UIPath ahead of earnings y’all!!! |
| In the same house right? |
| Been all downhill since Punch the Monkey 🐒 🤛 |
| But why would you even do this haha. Even if you actually believed SPY would drop this low it was a stupid play.\n\nWhat was the premium you received? |
| Yeah it's extremely regarded. If the goal is betting on a historic crash you buy puts. I would have gladly paid $0.99 for OP's spreads today. |
| can anyone actually tell me the last time the US won a war on its own |
| For oil |
| The dollar amount / strike / 100 = 375 |
| I've got a lump sum arriving April 2 into my 457 and I want the market to tank into the deepest pits of hell. |
| If you’re surprised by that then you’ve never done work with ORCL. Their entire business is getting a customer to sign a big contract, ORCL then delays delivery, asks for more money to deliver, delivers a small portion of what they said they would, and then sues you if you threaten to pull out of the contract. \n\nThem cancelling their AI data center project was the most Oracle thing Oracle could do. |
| throw it in the bucket when youre done |
| Bot* |
| Ohhh, so what are they gonna do? |
| This. I don't know if he's capable of repeating the alphabet at this point. |
| I love some good embussy |
| That’s how you spell strait line not straight of Hormuz |
| You’ll never be the bull, now hush I’m losing focus |
| then you have people like me thats bearish but also knows the market is rigged so I play both sides |
| The oracle call refrained from talking about this when asked |
| Because they are the same bers that hope more schools wil get bombed, they are truly despicable trash that hope for the worst so they make a dollar. |
| https://www.deccanherald.com/india/west-asia-conflict-govt-invokes-essential-commodities-act-to-ensure-gas-to-priority-sectors-3927253\n\nIndia govt invokes emergency act for Gas. People are hoarding gas cylinders in India lmao, restaurants are being shut as no gas for restaurants, puts on Nifty, easy money. |
| Brb gonna go start filling up ziplock bags with gasoline |
| oracle may have saved the market |
| Yes, you can buy and sell with all of your cash once a day. There is no limit to the number of daytrades, you just can’t use the same cash twice. |
| Can we talk about the market manipulation from M. Wright today? He got the best entry right before articles about Iranian advanced mines being placed in the heart of the worldwide economy |
| Yes 750 bucks in loss. Basically a 48:1 odds bet on market crash (where robinhood had to move 23 million dollars around in the background). |
| Inverse this guy |
| Mimes, not mines |
| I don't want to become rich anymore, I just want a loving family |
| You can just say you suck at buying stocks. It's ok, your among losers |
| Let's start with the most obvious manipulation tactic this mouth-breather deploys in the very first sentence. "HGRAF has officially made me a millionaire." Oh has it now? Has it OFFICIALLY? Did the money hit your bank account? Did you pay taxes on it? Or are you sitting on an unrealized gain in a stock that trades maybe a few hundred thousand dollars in volume on a good day, staring at a number on a screen that might as well be your RuneScape gold balance for all the real-world liquidity it represents? Because here's what this absolute carnival barker isn't telling you: on OTC markets, the spread between bid and ask can be enormous, the volume can be nonexistent, and the moment you try to dump a "million dollars" worth of shares, you will move the price so catastrophically against yourself that you'll be lucky to walk away with half. You're not a millionaire. You're a guy holding a million dollars worth of illiquid paper in a company that has never demonstrated commercial-scale production. That's not wealth, that's a prayer with a brokerage account attached to it.\n\nYou are not being invited to a party. You are the party favor. You are the exit liquidity. You are the greater fool that the greater fool theory literally depends on. Every single time in the history of markets that someone has come to a public forum and said "this made me rich and it'll make you rich too," it has been because they need bodies in the door. \n\n\n |
| Mines being laid in Hormuz is great news for the gallons of gas I stored up in my house. This is better than doing this options shit. \n\nI'm gonna light up a cigar. |
| Bigly if true |
| Anyone else shorting the dax? |
| Presumably he'll get better with each dick, given some constructive criticism along the way |
| Not just someone but at least 7 someones. It's a minimum of 7:1 someones who lose vs win. |
| small steps 😀 |
| I don't think he knows where he is right now... |
| Hitler would have invaded usa if 🥭 was president at that time. |
| Ask grok/gpt/claude/perplexity about Hgraf turbostatique sp2 bonding graphene. And how it could change the world. \nNot a shame if you don’t know. Just find the answer and you Will see by yourself |
| nuclear launch detected |
| Lmao |
| CNN says Iran laying mines in strait. Bullish |
| Mines? Holy shit! |
| No\n\nEdit: I don’t speak Chinese |
| Ron Vara |
| My bussy is so sweaty |
| rigged |
| Thank god its Friday |
| Funny you mentioned option |
| Bulls fukd\n\nI meant oil bulls fukd |
| I’d be surprised if AI capex continues to go up more than 10% in '27. The hyperscalers are barely profitable after capex some are losing money. I think that’s why a lot of people are hesitant to add at these levels. |
| (watching CNBC, throwing debris at the TV and foaming at the mouth) |
| New Yorkers be like,\n\n"Hey I'm WALKIN HERE!!!\n\n# 😡🫸🚕\n\nThis FUCKIN' guy..." |
| I think for once our president is getting the FAFO treatment lmao |
| Made $14 today. My goal of becoming a millionaire in 2026 is still feasible |
| Yes |
| https://preview.redd.it/ulpurvtogaog1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95ca36b79edb725b82093ecb0ebd2dbfcec8daaf |
| Thanks for buying my puts guys |
| Elon called him "Peter retardo" on Twitter then David Faber read that tweet live on cnbc |
| He also has his fingers in your pie |
| Are you stupid? It's just whatever NVIDIA stock does. There is no market other than 1 stock |
| So ORCL says they have great cloud growth but they cancelled the AI data center for the biggest AI company? |
| No. Nobody seems to remember that these neverending wars cost us billions & create new terrorist threats.\n\nMaking me feel like a boomer. |
| who? |
| That OF chick did 1000, if she can do it, OP can too! |
| I see, I currently use tos with cs and when I try to roll out or close my theta positions, it always gives me the worst prices. Maybe I’ll try it out and see if there’s a difference. Thanks |
| Yeah who knows what’s going on. We’ll see in a few days to a few weeks |
| Oh so since the market didn't fell as much as he wanted and the trades closed for today he lost money? Because the fall wasn't as bad as he imagined? |
| Nah take a week off |
| HAHAHAHA I CANT |
| https://preview.redd.it/or6qgt5igaog1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507db93010ee7620c7a8e06f00aa351052fde0ce |
| So you have Stop Losses or not? I heard of margin calls 😃 |
| It’s 750 bucks he’s fine |
| Operation miscalculation is going as planned . |
| Aped in on a single SPX 5750 Friday put lotto with whatever dingus is holding like 40000 of them. If black swan happens at least I'll have my lotto ticket |
| Whatever happened to Peter Navarro guys? 😂 |
| I’m bad at math and idk why but I thought it would have been a lot more dicks to get to 37k |
| Oil is generational entry now just sayin |
| 7/11 was a part time tanker driving job. Where’s my steel beams. The mines do nothing. |
| So does uso increase as conflict increases? |
| Hahaha china copy everything. So your argument is weak. That doesnt mean the west and the US Will buy from china if there is better here! Didnt you hear anything about indépendance ??\nIf you didn’t do any DD and therefore know nothing about it, by honesty you shouldnt tell people what to do 😉 |
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| When ORCL drops down you’re at a net loss with that trade |
| Doesn't matter how much he pretends, 🥭 is definitely panicking. |
| The bers are *actually* comparing themselves to Michael Burry. \n\nAlert. We have bottomed. \n\nBols ride at dawn. |
| I've never seen that, is that some sort of setting? I just get the red ones |
| And in this case you can tune it to 11 with itm credit spreads. |
| 100%! |
| 'gina virus |
| Love when someone hangs up mid sales call then I dial them right back lmao |
| that trip you’ve always been meaning to take |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Ok_Wealth_3433 made a bet that HOOD would go to 90.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 81.545 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| im willing to bet we will have two more wars in the middle east in different countries before GTA 6\n\n |
| Oh, so that's not just shitposting from peeps here? 🥭 is on another posting bender? |
| Because all AI. This was the start and the reason. People do not see the profits these companies are trying to claim, I think one day they may be worth these valuations but def not today. |
| Agreed |
| Everyone knows the US navy is lurking down in the Indian ocean somewhere right?\n\n\nThere's no way on gods earth they're going within sight of the Iranian coast never mind transiting hormuz. |
| Wait how did you have a cost to open? This should have been a net credit. |
| It was a buccaneer |
| Placing mines on the ennemy |
| Remember in “The Big Short” when the short value goes down even when bonds are failing? That’s where we are in oil RN. I continue to DCA |
| What they saying \n\nAnd is that where everyone congregates to post fake marine traffic clips after buying oil puts |
| Science! |
| Let the ORCL dump begin. Nothing burger of a call with them saying that AI will disrupt all the other companies but they will be safe because 'reasons', lmao |
| I like how we are in the business end of 30 of the greatest years of economic growth ever seen and people are poorer than ever. And everyone just like cool with it and arguing about silly stuff lol. USA is cooked everyone too proud to be uneducated and ignorant. Also this whole site is worthless woke dumdums |
| Why doesn't it surprise me that bers are cheering for the people chanting deth to Murica |
| My AI agent went though my fridge and cupboards....and threw out all my gummies. |
| Doesn't take a genius to realize the biggest oil crisis in history will be bad for the economy lmao |
| kammmmeeee.....haaaameeeeeee....haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 🍡🍡🍡 |
| I'm rather surprised they didn't have Larry go cokefiend, maybe got twenty percent instead of 7. |
| panican confirmed |
| About as long as it takes to consume 400 million barrels |
| BRO SPY IS NEGATIVE YTD |
| How do you feel about Novonix? Similar company |
| Why is Oracle not at 200$ yet 🤨🤨 |
| my friend i am sorry, let me be clear, i am not informed on crude oil prices, i was just spreading some disinfo while waiting for the elevator to arrive |
| Yes, that is assuming OP is not regarded and $750 is actually what it said max loss was, you can back into the premium received that way which would be mean he got $.98 credit per contract sold.\n\n**Per Contract** \nSpread between strikes: $1 \nPremium Received: $.98 \nMax Gain (SPY closes below $635 on expiration): $.98 \* 375 = $36,750 \nMax Loss (SPY closes above $636 on expiration): $.02 \* 375 = $750 |
| lol if OP called the broker, the broker would have just executed the trade and taken the money themselves. "Not executing" on OP's behalf. |
| I mean I’m sure those embassies exist to get hit \n\nNot like they have diplomatic purposes lol |
| WARNING: I am retarded \n\nI’m excited for the next 30 years of “did Iran mine the straight?”\n\nFirmly believe we were a year from Iran breaking out on its own. Now we’ve pulled out our good ole’ American spirit and sent a country back 100 years. \n\nIsrael needed this. Gulf nations needed this. Russia, China, the USA. \n\nEveryone needed Iran to be frozen in place to not destabilize the power structure. |