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Astrology is just sky racism
It is a complete lottery which of the Mag7 they pump. I sold my dead GOOG calls for Pennie’s yesterday and now they’re 1.2 each. Had 4 of em
Apple too\n\nWhat happened?
Arent tariffs still in place since liberation day ?
Did we call him Sleepy Joe because we were actually able to get some restful sleep?
Time for our weekly team building exercise
Its about 123%
Isn't INTC earnings gonna be shit?
ASTS and RKLB dump is just getting started. I hope people read your post and don't be regardedly diamond handed. At the very least open a protective put or something.
nothing is more peak than listening classical music while reading wsb regards comments and financial markets while every institution shits itself due to 🥭.
I feel ya.
my only gripe with netflix stock is that its already so damn high
Supposed to be about 530 based on forward PE
trying to trap 🐻 again
I empathize with the lot of you who recognize that astrology has done nothing good for humanity. Dump RKLB and ASTS. Send that Mercury into Gatorade!
Fuckin objects of oppresion man!
next leg just got started
Intel pumping is regarded
Im going down with the ship
Shhhh let the bulls ride the happy train for a minute
bought at 120.... I am holding, I will be at least at 130 this year
All beefs are the real move to be fair
What happened?\n\nBears were up 28-3 at half time…\n\nNow Bulls are about to win the game? WTF HAPPENED
Why do I have eczema at exactly this time of year?
isnt it funny how almost every stock goes down and SPY goes up
Fuck your puts
2-3x still if forward pe is any indication.
STOP STOP YOU ARE KILLING HIM!
I was just thinking this when i saw the post of netflix being on a 5 month low
If you wanted to buy dips this would have been a good time
$500 easy? $50/sh of peak earnings?
Nice
D'oh, my stop loss hit literally a microsecond before that green candle
IREN opening my anooos
New underwear day?
Are there actually people here that bought into the top of the dead cat bounce? One look at the 6 month SPY chart and that should be enough for anyone with 80 iq and above to go cash lol.\n\nIts extremely reasonable to expect a -5% move here, minimum.
congrats grandma. cash out
And somehow you think this is a good personal characteristic for the leader of a country… I am baffled 😂 This ain’t no game. He could’ve talked at any point, you think this was some genius move?
Green
Literally nothing. Netflix will be fine either way
Everything is dropping for fucks sake
Every greenday
was thinking about RGTI calls this morning, at least I avoided that mess.
How quickly the day turned into garbage
spy 686 pls
and netflix is only on a temporary down.... its f ing netflix
ONDS headed to 15+ soon?
I may be banned but I am also retarded\n\nGoodbye wsb ill miss u 🥹
Dr. Su bae keeps pumping AMD up. Woot.  Bring on the hookers and blow.
Longing the market and shorting tsla is like receiving free money and immediately burning a % of it for no reason whatsoever\n\nJust, why? Why do that
i luckily turned it into MSTR puts and made just as much as if I held it 685 - tbf, this was extraordinary times where playing safe is the right call
What’s happening to RDDT?
MU is out of control
Mega dump inbound
mango gave us a late christmas present to buy cheap stocks...
sorry guys bought ASTS at 113
I'll believe it when he shuts the fuck up about it
PPLT > PALL > SLV > GLD
Me too
Windmills, they’re so stupid, a windmill, a windmill costs you a thousand dollars every time it goes around. Everyone who buys a windmill is a loser. They destroy the land, the windmills. If you buy a windmill you are stupid. There’s so may windmills in Denmark. We’re not allowing any more windmills. The economy I inherited from Sleepy Joe Biden was the worst we ever had and now I created the biggest turnaround, the best economy the world has ever seen. It’s just a piece of ice called Greenland. I’m going to put the most golden dome on it. The golden dome. Larry’s going to help me and Steve. I love Steve. I could kill anyone I wanted and nobody can stop me \n\nThe world’s richest and most powerful: Brilliant, sir
Fuckity fuck
##VOLATILITY
The cycle continues. Someone is making a lot of money timing the cycles.
Short squeezing and the MM's are kicking and screaming trying to keep it from going back down by running it away from puts at the open every day but no one buys to continue the fake pump lol.
Spy over 680 is a miracle
We will not use force but we will cripple them with extremely high tariffs
No. It looks like we’re in a big ass bear flag on SPY. If we keep rejecting the 700 range we could be fucked
Europe said no deal? Is theta gang just gaping bears today because they gaped bols last night. So, they switching days on who to screw on the daily, nicely done.
Wen daddy coming home?
MSFT price action is popcorn worthy. Bulls getting roasted
#Are bers still coping 🥭 blasted their anoos? LMAO 🤌
suddenly these stocks looks absolutel TRASH. GET ME OUT!
Yes
ASTS Baggies you guys need to learn that when signifigantly more on paper gains are posted to the front page than the underlying company makes in revenue that the mechanical run is at its top and all those people imagining their life changing money doubling again are back to imagining having life changing money.\n\nTYFYATTM.
How high can MU go?
Same brother, same
we need that 690 baby
Fuck this stupid pdt cost me 13k. Glad this bs is over
Are you a retarded child by chance? \n\nNewsflash, food has to be processed and produced
Welp lolol\n\nMade $3k on the swing but the rest of you idiots are stuck holding the bag
Must hurt knowing that I’ve made more money than you ever have, and have been able to enjoy and relax while doing it
Need tsla to dump, everything else can PUMP
For a second there everyone forgot that stonks only go up
Yeah this guy cannot be a real person
I don't generally eat pork, really trying to stop. However I will dual wield some glizzies
MU ain't gonna get to 400 by power hour all by itself.
Yea. We’re working towards something like the geopolitical version of a polycule.
People\nBeen hodling from\nThe crash . Now they sell
🥭 is doing his deny, deflect, mislead grindset before invading greenland lmao
Bers really thought
MU $500 by March
Is this a dead cat bounce?
Am i dreaming or are my calls actually printing for once wthelly
ASTS and RKLB returning to Earth
I mean, that’s cool the USA isn’t going to use nukes to take Greenland but what was solved exactly?
Just a pullback
Onds hasn't dipped enough for me yet
AMD just keeps pumping, I'm gonna order extra salami on my pizza later
lunr back to 10.
Same with ONDS
If you hold you can’t lose
Got pumped for no reason previously lol
If BTC goes to $150, you will have bigger problems haha.
Wow … you know your stuff! Now tell me will crypto ever go up ?
Can’t even spell life you should close your brokerage account most likely
thanks for the money. i am done for the day. peace out.
\n\nMom and dad gave you everything (including a job), you’ve been unemployed since spring and don’t care because you’re “inheriting”, and you’re like “wait is 120k at 23 really a lot of money?”\n\nGotta be ragebait, no one is this out of touch.
The market has felt suspicious ever since he took office... Whatcha gonna do though?
Oh no a reversal from the opening trend!!! We never see that! /s\n\nPump continues in 35 mins
Be proud bro 😎 also sits all ATH so\nTime\nTo\nSell!!
For now
In his speech last night, he implied he only threatened tariffs to encourage allies to "have talks". We've seen this before right before he tacos everything.
Isn’t allowing your law enforcement to execute drivers a policy?
Why were they doing that?
Its kind of scary nathans hotdogs are publicly traded like how do you keep extracting value for shareholders from hotdogs aren't they the scraps and frankenmeat anyway. Kind of a horrifying realization...
Why are RKLB and ASTS getting assaulted today
To the MOOOONN.!!!
Let me remind you that both Hitler and Putin pulled this exact same shit:\n\nhttps://www.factcheck.org/2022/02/russian-rhetoric-ahead-of-attack-against-ukraine-deny-deflect-mislead\n\nI would actually be surprised if Trump didn't follow Putin's lead as he is directly controlled by him.
i got goog amd spy nvda calls for about 20 minutes. i even lost money on nvda! could have been many times over, but i got 40%. well my goal was only 15% daily. i only need 30 days of 40% gain. there is no regret!
What Color of Nike Tech you think we’re going to put Greenlands leader in?
As someone who's actually collected silver for 30+ years all these wsb apes piling in is the funniest thing ever to me\n\nLiterally no one has cared about silver since 1980 and suddenly people are treating it like it's the best thing on earth because it went up this year \n\nI swear people here are like moths just flocking towards the brightest lights
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Buy MU, i think is good.. chip shortage
Short interest is still 20%. It will go to $70. Hold til March.
Please send us your porn loss.
Greenland invasion cancelled?
Is about to go back to 690
Sold MU at 110, RKLB at 4, OKLO at 10 for a fat loss, SMH in the 200s. I genuinely feel so regarded
And now the dying boner 😭 \nBack to trading fuck investing
nah, he'll dilute to buy more
this is not a bol market.\n\nthis is 1812 overture and ICBM on your ports market.
WHAT HAPPENED
Weird comment
# I am an ASTS baggie 🙁
Ironically unironically this
Hitler: i won't use force on Poland. Two days later: Hello, mein friends.
YIELDS
If you aren’t buying QQQ calls here you literally hate money it’s free
Woke after 25 years coma , how is my pets.com stock doing
SANDISK 480!!!
I'm not so sure. First, their growth % has slowed, which is too be expected. However, last year they came out and said they wanted to be a trillion dollar company by 2030. That's what caused the meme-like pop. Now, to hit a trillion they need 5 MORE WBs, plus a DIS, to be anywhere near 1 trillion.\n\nLet me be clearer: I know they can grow, but my intuition is this is now a 15% - 20% CAGR company. Media is expensive and there aren't a lot of levers to pull for leverage to increase margins. But the $90 I said earlier is likely $95 to $100 this year, more next, etc. But a trillion is wild.\n\nMaybe they'll do more acquisitions. Gaming? Sports? Spotify? Something.
if you bought lunr over 20. lol they didnt even land yet.
I’ve added some more
quantum is a money laundering scheme
LUNR wtf are you doing boo boo
I’m gonna go ahead and quote Joe Biden here. It’s a bad idea to bet against America. Everyone hoping in the downfall because if Trump is a sick person. Always invest in America.
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Yeah, I jsut noticed last night was especially intense/unhinged.
MAG7 earnings coming up EOM. You’re not going to want to miss the pumps.
Should probably seize the the factory and gift it to Volkswagen. Europe needs to think about themselves, obviously. Also the CEO of Tesla is constantly threatening EU democracies by supporting garbage parties like AfD.
Can HIMS please close on $30
do you guys trade SPY or QQQ or both
Yeah, nothing like pull porting at the top
who knew NVIDIA would ride AI hype to unforeseen pump and dump potential so quickly?
I bought 100 shares of SLV yesterday but it keeps dipping now
Netflix and Apple look like nice pullbacks to get calls every Thursday going into Friday until we see a recovery
Rally might be stalled unless there's more news out of Davos.
What’s going to happen to NFLX when that Warner Bros deal falls through?
HOOD BAGHOLDERS SHOW YOURSELF \n\nHOW DOES IT FEEL TO GET RUGPULLED, AGAIN?
Just trade that idea instead of bitching about it like a pussy \n\nIf the market is rigged, you’ll get rich. \n\nCongrats in advance
Hahahahha no buddy
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/21/european-lawmakers-suspend-us-trade-deal-amid-greenland-tariff-tensions.html\n\nSo this is interesting
Well my $20 feb 13 LUNR calls are fucked. Down 20k 50%
tbh I was hoping the Davos speech gave us a little more red and then we waited til Friday to suddenly back off
gotta remember to tuck the chin
"If you buy in at $50 you’re up 50%."\n\nFrom what point? That doesn't make sense. It's an incomplete statement.
need to get out of APP shares 🙄
I've already prewatched. Let me summarize:\n\nMe, me, me, me, Greenland, blah blah blah, zzz zzz, Venezuela.
So PLTR is done, huh?
Am I retarded, this pump feels so suspicious. Mango only said he won't consider taking Greenland by force YET. But Tariffs are still on the Menu, his end goal is still Greenland.
Still waiting for the day I buy a position and it starts green instead of fighting it from the beginning
I swear 0dtes have never been easier to actually win ... this will go bad someday. but not today babyeee
This year is rigged few stocks going up 10% every day while everything else is crashing down
See
spy 685 soon
Navy seals will get one look at French Canadian girls and go awol.
NO. [https://www.reddit.com/r/intelstock/comments/1qj0x06/comment/o0vc5xj/?context=3&utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/intelstock/comments/1qj0x06/comment/o0vc5xj/?context=3&utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)\n\nThere's like 15 bullish developments with substance to them that have occurred in the past 3 months. Intel is a combination of TSMC and AMD, who have a combined value of 1.95T. If Intel reaches just 50% of that, that would be 950B from today's 250B. I believe this could easily occur within 4 years.
I cannot understand ONDS price action. 6% intraday swings
seriously i would rather taco take a hint and just sleep in the office for the entire 4 years. Everything he touches just turn to sht. Like some kind of poop midas.
Just wait, it'll be even more on saler
>for what it is worth - i was not trying to be an asshole.\n\nYou made that clear several times. I get it. I rather get it straight anyways 🙂
Another day of selling my plays a bit too early lol
Exactly. Now up over 100% on 3/20 45 calls.
Will be adding more today as well!!
Full Reverse
Freakin hood, can’t even have 1 good day
Advanced Money Dispenser go brrr 🔥
WTF is going on with WDC,MU,SNDK???
Right there with you ButtFucker
seriously see it on every dip. \n\nthey posting how a couple billions us treasuries got sold and say its the end of all things.
RTX definitely just a long term investment though
INTC will definitely post mediocre numbers, but still pump somehow. Being a $50 stock is still wild for just glazing.
daddy's home
Gold bear market today only +70
Europoor bers need a shoulder to cry on
Full port puts
🥭 in an interview at 1pm EST on CNBC
I'm lowkirkenuinely bankrupt
This guy gets it.
Wishing rklb or crwv can pump so I can get out and buy the ONDS dip 🫩
Some people enjoy getting kicked in the balls repeatedly
I watched my neighbor slip on ice this morning. This weather ain’t funny dog
I just know someone waited and watch the market the entire day today thinking it cant go any higher and finally bought calls at 685
Everyone is fomo buying on a run up? \n\nDomp eet
Artic Force is a bunch of polar bears, seals and penguins armed with bazookas
MSFT headed back to last year's Jan earnings value. Giving up 1 years gains
MSTR puts always print
FUCKKKK BEARSSAS
But it could’ve been 6!
Cheap puts make my dick hard
When is Boeing mooning
EU = EWW\n\nTrade is now less gross.
It runs on many things. Technicals don’t appear anywhere in that list
Brace the bers trap
Deploy Seal Team 6 to Greenland and Canada right now. \n\nDrill Team 6 to TSLA because F Elon\n\nDrill Team 6 to GOOGbecause I wanna buy GOOGfor cheap.
yea if you have that option and prefer to have your portfolio managed that's the best route imo. \n\n \nfor what it is worth - i was not trying to be an asshole. Perhaps you dont get how complicated/dangerous volatility trading can get, but I am doing you a sincere favor here. It would be unreasonable to go from noticing a pattern of dubious reliability to open volatility exposure as a long term strategy right away. \n\n \npersonally I love trading volatility and encourage others to learn about how it works so you can at least be as well equipped as you possibly can be before going into it. if you choose to get into it, youre in for a lottt of reading. have fun and best of luck.
tired of MSFT, what a shitty stock
They make em there in germany. Nobody buying except a few norwegians last month due to a tax credit ending.
I will sell substack memberships for 2 dollah less than the Big Short guy.
Finally the market provides some kind on incentive. Helmet here I come!
maybe don't buy something that had 5 consecutive 5 min dildos
Gotta get some labs in a couple hours and can't eat until then. Sucks. Feeling like a ber 3 days before payday.
AMD saving my port ❤️
I watched ICE abduct my neighbor this morning. This shit ain't funny dog
I guess I'm not really getting it. My straight edward Jones, middle of the road plan, has been absolutely killing it in the last year
This market is so rigged honestly, both Intel and AMD are going to post shit earnings but they will probably rip even higher (even though they already ripped 25% in the past 2 weeks). Kind of like how TSLA earnings are trash every single time and it either goes flat or green regardless.
Try again
SOFI, BBAI lmao
Mango about to come out and announce tarrifs of 50% on europe until they sell us greenland. He said he wouldn't take it by military force, not coersion
Boy, holding ASTS, RTX, ONDS, and IBRX doesn't feel very good when everything else is pamping it...
Do it so I can go all in on 0DTE puts
Long on spy and short on slv
Guy looking at the widowmaker trade: Hmm seems easy
‘Technicals’ are bullshit baby, this market runs on vibes and hype.
Thinking I might just park $100k in to ninja trader for days like these. Max leverage there is $1m return on both swings basically. Catch both and it’s >$2m. Just opportunity waste on that money sitting doing nothing waiting I guess
https://preview.redd.it/05uzlt84aqeg1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47cb6e6da066704bc8dd6e4bf54f85216d97efdf
At this point I want to sell everything and buy AMC. At least it does something
your faith in MSFT will not be rewarded, it seems
i just want out of my calls at even now. why did i get in
ASTS going back to 80s? RKLB going back to 60s?
If you bought Microsoft calls you may be entitled to a complementary retard helmet
Intel bols are losers and I hope they lose their live savings again
77
Using today’s bump to fully exit all usd assets in retirement accounts and for my play accounts to go fully retarded on puts. Thank you for offering the exit liquidity and your orifices.
Quantum 😂😂
Hey guys, sorry for all that shit I said at stock market yesterday. We good right?
mmm yes mr government please ban things mmm thank you sir I need protection
I’ve seen a lot of people talking about Ireland. Beautiful country, very green, but frankly, it’s basically part of the USA! We have millions and millions of Great Irish Americans. More Irish here than they have over there!\n\nThe history books won't tell you, but with all those people coming to our shores, Ireland effectively belongs to us! It’s a Terrific Territory, maybe the best. We’re taking it back! And we’re going to use the Fighting Irish to help build the Golden Dome. It’ll be the biggest, shiniest dome anyone has ever seen. Very unfair what’s happening. MAKING IRELAND GREAT AGAIN!
When I go long, it will drop for sure
Epstein Island survivors got PTSD from that "Daddy-Speech" of Trump today.
I know for a fact the moment I buy 1 single call option it will just dump on me
Ye
Uuuu is on sale
This guy regards
Only you fullporting sandisk calls can bring this stock down.
Edit: 80% of those gains were inexplicably given up in the past 5 min. I am up $700
Technical set up for puts looks good at these levels .. here's your fries sir
Where tf is the Netflix loss porn I wanna feel better about the $350 it took from me😤
ha ha jokes on you, money, i didn't need you anyway
Shit stock
Try holding RTX, ONDS, and IBRX.....
and does one walk Amungus
Thinkin bout doublin down on my hood calls to lower average 🤔
He’s my daddy
America is so fucking back
Ass
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🎶 I love money, money money money money 🎶
I think long term case for nat gas is pretty good. Lot of these data centers going to need it. I’ll believe small modular reactors going to power them when I actually see it happen.
Boil, yes. That’s me
Yeah fuk
Never bet against the Red, White, and Blue baby!!!!!
QQQ 625 SPX 6955 tomorrow
Gamecuck puts I’m telling u free money here thank me later
On days that are super green, saas underperforms.
I guess you forgot when it was up everyday for over 3 months straight
What stocks do you have? Lol
Pump my shitco NVAX so my calls can 10x
This market just keeps on climbing and climbing no matter what news appears huh?
Me 2️⃣
Microsoft chart will eventually look like Netflix
Netflix pricing in bankruptcy
Ohh nice
Trump signed an executive order to bar wallstreet investors from buying single family homes
the real question is, how is this impacting RAM futures?
Like 90% of that shit is either fake or they’re trust fund kids, like someone else said lol. Don’t fall for that stuff on social media because it can very easily distort reality/mess with your head. A lot of people ~24-25 either have student loans, credit card debt, or not a ton in savings. You’re doing amazing.
I give up
Greenland threats so trump and his hommies can sell or puts before the market tanks Tuesday, then they buy the dip and trump says at Davos he won’t use force to get Greenland (essentially threat of war goes down) pumping the markets back up and they make money!
SNDK and MU got retard strength
Some of the most risk averse people I know hold MSFT. Time to take a little more money off the table
I give you
I sold my physical over the weekend and thought that would help the bulls but so far it hasn’t
Understandable 👍
Hood you fuck. Everything is pumping and you decide to rug pull me
Total EU ban on Tesla imports please. Also block X unless they take action against bots (which they wont do).
Can someone give me a tldr on today?
Over
whats a Mundungus
Market pumping because the U.S. is not using force to take Greenland is peak comedy. Talk about a shift in the Overton window.
But Fanta Menace can’t read so…….how would he know it was approved already? Unless Denmark gives him a fucking Fisher Price map that says “big new beautiful trump base here”, he won’t know.
Nah…there’s still gas left in this thing. Stay away from puts.
Mag7s sucking up liquidity now. GG to retail
U da real theta baby
MSFT doesnt love and respect our country like ever before
About 145x intc calls of $40-50 strikes exp sep 2026 - Jan 2027\n\nSold about 40 of them just now
Oh no he's gonna talk some more
no.
China yeah but the swings are wild. India didn't as far as i can tell. Rupee also fell a lot.
I like how with every pump he almost gets to the previous level
But options leaps 1 to 2 year cost a lot more then calls that expire 30 to 45 days out
Easiest money is TACO lol
Let dump NFLX for 50% drop.
dunno man, I feel a vibe change on 1/15, Where it diverge from the ai trade sector. And it's about hit 4 trillion ish, similar range as nvda. I'm fearing the same bubble criticism that taint nvda stock might start migrating over to goog soon. \n \nhopefully it's all in my head. \n\nAt least we wont have to worry about china export control turning on and off 20 times and keep crippling the stock like it did to nvda.
0dte SPY 683p
Vix options are so stupid
Christina!
Imagine buying natural gas futures and being up 50% in a week
just wanted to scalp a 0.2% dip on QQQ, can't even go down. It's waiting for me to sell!
MU , will you touch 400 today? 👑
Good idea
entry or bait\ncall it
I think it's a bright redemption 😎,long-term stock holdings
Awesome
My meme stocks tells me this pump is fake n gey or else they would be up bigly
RIP CANADA
If you buy in at $50 you’re up 50%
My micro is going soft
Playing the PE game.... Been there, done that. Bought NVDA for \~$120 pre-split, held till \~$450. Looked at the PE and decided - nah, that is way overvalued - I'll sell and buy it back cheaper. We all know how that worked out :(.
SanDisk up again today 6%. Does it ever stop
JUST FULL PORT CALLS BABY 🔥
I bought shares after the ER dip and it just kept dipping
QQQ 620 by end of day
IBKR
When everything is fake there’s no reason not to pump .\n\nTariff rulings ? Nah let’s just not even decide on it \n\nJob reports ? That shit can wait \n\nInflation ? Jpow is lying
go back to 85 netflix.
*whispers*\n\nThat’s why it’s “performative”
1T/year debt payments would like a word.
BRK.B is killing me. Never thought Kraft would be my downfall
Feel like TE could break out any day now. $10+ will happen, oh yes.
you know how we do
Jfc this most molecular of a dip saved my permabear ass. I'm out, go ahead, resume your pumping to the backdrop of the apocalypse
I know it’s Reddit, but the depression doomer calls were wild
then why EU is still bleeding? seems to me like market is just being retarded as usual
Is nflx going to zero? What a trash stock
Pending home sales dropped in December to lowest levels since April 2020, despite rate cuts. \n\nMarket? *Shrugs*
It’s not that INTC is backed by the gov what makes me bullish. It’s that it’s backed by a crooked egomaniacal band of thieves that makes me bullish. They will manipulate the shit out of this cunt
Finish him
INTC has TSLA retard strength ever since that 1bil "investment"
Buy high
Yeah. I have a 97.24% loss all-time and I walked away for a couple of years.
Betting against a 🥭 favored company is hilarious
Bers thot… his name is 🌮 for a reason
https://preview.redd.it/w9wei56h9qeg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=464d9c4e85fd5c44fd45aaddd5b93ae7635b32d7\n\nsilver rn
Imagine if you'd have done so several years ago though.
Bailed out some QQQ shorts around 615.6 (from 615.3, 615.5, 615.8 and 616.1)\n\nShort Squeej day it is, step out to sidelines. 😠
it's the only Mag7 that's close to ATH, all the others would like a word
Yesterday I was like DAMN, just lost $5000 to GOOGLE shares..made it all back within 2 hours of market open. GOOGLE. The gift that keeps on giving
you know what? you're right lol. i think options have skewed my ability to appreciate anything under 5 figure gains. i'm gonna get myself some tendies and touch some grass
So do we erase the weekend bloodbath by tomorrow?
# port at 1.64M USD. Wanna have 2.5M USD sooo bad. dude hanging around at 1.64M USD for an eternity. Need META, UNH, IBIT to print haaaard
may i offer you a nice bottle of calm the fuck down?
Literally the second I buy PLTR calls it shits itself lmao
Best part about being loaded into bearish bitcoin positions is even with the market soaring, it’s flat. But the next 20 basis point dip on NDX will send crypto down 3-4%
Basically a bet that crypto has bottomed this month in the short term. Got it!
why is amd sun running
These have all been known for months if not years
Imagine having windmills
When $100 loses 50% it's at $50. But 50% from $50 is only $75.\n\nCapital preservation is key.
we already rallying LMAOOO nobody takes 🥭 seriously anymore
Of all the pieces of shit I’ve put money in, AVGO is certainly one of them
I feel like this sub cares a lot less about shit that most others. Just where the line goes lol
Get me some insider info then 😈
🥭basically told us to buy it.
They are also falling behind in the GLP-1 business as all they offer is Semaglutide at the moment and everyone wants terz or ret.
I didn’t rub the portfolio on your face, if I wanted to, I would’ve posted my real portfolio
Its always when you fomo in, thats when it decides to crash
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# Ppl in the overnight thread from last night /morning... LMFAOOOO
!banbet SPY $690 1d
windmills sucks
MSFT unable to hold 450
holy fuck msft is such a piece of shit stock
The level of performative caring in this sub truly is astounding.
I'm just looking at that juicy 2022 drop and waiting for sentiment to begin flipping
Noway mango tower and ballroom not fully kitted yet
Hey my brother works there u be nice
Tsla😭😭
You are smart!!!! Everyone was down voting you and you’re the only one that got it right.
Guess im holding worthless vix calls till friday lmao
I saw that one European guy trying to trade silver CFDs who put his life savings on some yolo “to buy a house” when he didn’t understand when he could be liquidated
USA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸\nNothing can stopped us.
Imagine not trebling down on your calls yesterday!
I think it’s pretty gey I have to claim gambling winnings when I indeed was at a net loss \n\nJust kick me while I’m down irs
supposedly meta is thinking in building a big ass datacenter with the newers amd gpus
maybe if a nuke went off in Silicon Valley or something.
if you can't bank on mstr puts what is the world coming to
EZ down Hard up
Now's the second best time
Have you not realized that it makes a new more better ATH every 3d day and retrace consolidated and then it’s another leg up
Well that one japanese dude went from 30k to 130 million!!1!1
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Fuck CVNA. \n\nAll my homies hate CVNA.
I sold a month ago too.
NFLX
I sold a month ago too.
Fireball and a black n mild
CERN must have altered reality again or something. \n\nI have made 3-4 correct plays in a row. All smaller bets with modest gains. But something must be wrong. My RH chart has been this weird green color. Anyone else experiencing this?!
Bitcoin sentiment is about as worse as I’ve ever seen and usually that means it’s a buy
>so what's the real reason of the pump\n\nThere was no reason for a dump, so the market overreacted.
I HAVE A TEN INCH COOOCK!
Only a fucking sicko would do this shit for a living
He doesn't care about peace anymore because he didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize.
TACO still saying only US can secure Greenland like brother \n\nThen build another fucking base there? Its already approved Denmark said we could do whatever we want pre tantrum lol
OMG YOU S\*CK HARD
Have around 5k for leaps. Any suggestions?
If dailys and still out of the money, but I know and have felt this too at times
Our puts are fucked, bro...
Tomorrow open *
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At some point gold has to collapse right
Get fucked
VIX ded
GOOG stock is an elitist stock
Mood of the day: "Oh hell why not."
How ??
Nflx is such an ugly chart
Aite lets deploy seal team 6 to Greenland ASAP
Never forget, the greenland dip of 1/20/26 to 1/20/26
Google ass strapped to a fucking rocket
lol bears were so loud . \n\nYall really through this shit was crashing \n\nSilly bers \n\nNever learn
GOOG with 3.2% today would like a word.
Shh....don't put ideas...
same, down 5% yesterday, barely up 1% today
LMAO
glad I bought to close my GOOG CCs at open lol
generally not a smart thing to buy call on something that's at -4% on a day
how are u down LOL
Made about 1/3 of yesterday’s beatdown back today.  Another third tomorrow, and another on Friday.\n\nAnd we’re right back where we started.  No work needed.  This is all one big video game now, running on automation.
get banned
Bears still wouldn’t buy the dip
I certainly do hahaha, Friday update post 💯
looks like space is unwinding back into tech or whatever
watching people learn how percentages work while they handle their life savings is peak wsb
Political leaders only have so much political capital. They have to pick and choose their battles.
gonna hold onto my 684p lotto lol
Because they're super overvalued
are you literally retarded?\n\nlook at chinese stocks you dingleberry\n\nindia also outperformed last year
I finally got out from underwater for the past 4+ years on this turd.
$ulta has legs on Raymond James upgrade. Faster earnings growth.. strong
The govt crooks are buying INTC
NVIDIA BABY LFG jesus I was scared buying those calls yesterday
Felt that
It's amazing how many geopolitical experts hang out in the daily thread.
Be careful bro, every retard in here is about to slide into your DM's.
Algos about to eat good today
# up 65k today. still down 60k for the year thanks to mango
True Patriot
Damn I bought at 25 sold at 37
Cmon silver you can do it
i'll let you in on a secret: i am very bad at this
It's me.. I had calls
UNH sending a big bill to short sellers...
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I heard Japan is having a bond thing. The higher their rates go, the harder the infinite money bug is to pull off.
Maybe, but I don't think we've seen the last of this crisis. It doesn't feel like his standard dump & pump, especially with how the European powers are responding.
They're waiting for you to buy
So I bought RUT calls and literally watched it go up 15 points, meanwhile my premium falls from 480 to 310 per contract? Even with IV crush these numbers make no fucking sense. Down thousands from betting on the right direction, absolute horseshit at its finest
Get in meta before it goes to 630 next week after earnings.....
Yup agreed staying away from rocks
bad news is calls in todays market
SPY down 2% -> My port down $20k\n\nSPY up 1% -> My port up $4k\n\nSick.
Actively filling their own moat
He also stated that Iran shouldn't let anyone be killed, 5000 people killed and he did nothing, just tried to avoid it by saying - yeah, they didn't execute some people they planned to execute... You cannot make assumptions just based on this
Tenuous or all good?
And my bow
Have you tried turning it upside-down?
GDP gonna be fake tomorrow
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An idiotic and embarassing speech with no sense followed by a pump.\nBusiness as usual 😉
It’s $3 million but who cares
How ? Pls explain
Spy 686.3 now? Please PPEASE
flow is saying calls
*very specific SPY prediction I just pulled out of my ass.*
man fuc oracle
It would be funny if spy wiped out all 2025,2026 gains and dropped to 2009 levels.
Correct. They are allowing it and currently in a range they feel comfortable with. \n\n\nStarting in December 10th they said they would only roll into T Bills and occasionally notes.\n\nhttps://www.newyorkfed.org//markets/opolicy/operating_policy_251210a\n\nThis means they are allowing bonds to rise, for now.\n\nYou can see that previously they purchase duration far far greater than outstanding when rolling bonds:\n\nhttps://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/omo_transaction_data\n\nAs for the Treasury, you can see *significant* restriction of supply of 10Y to 30Y bonds.\n\nhttps://www.treasurydirect.gov/auctions/announcements-data-results/announcement-results-press-releases/previous-announcements-and-results/\n\nAs well as buybacks to frontload yield curve:\n\nhttps://www.treasurydirect.gov/auctions/announcements-data-results/buy-backs/\n\nIf yields ever ventures higher than they want, they will step in to smack them down.
True legend.
What does today show? You listen to all the noise and you don't buy calls and you just miss out.
My SPY 1DTE calls printed 60% while I lost an equivalent amount in GLD calls. I'm too regarded to touch rocks I'll stick with the fake money instead.
ASTS is getting worked
Ever seen *24*? A lot can happen in 24 hours!
Extremely large investment firms buying
down 1% yesterday up 1% today\n\non what, nothing at all really
1. Japan 10Y yield goes ballistic\n2. Trump still wants Greenland but not CONSIDERING using force YET. \n3. Silver paper price and real price gap\n4. WW3 not off the table\n\nCALLS OR PUTS?
Sold. It should hit 687 for y'all now!
What is this a V for ants
INTU and ADBE are just flaming piles of shit
A person that can't type correct sentences probably shouldn't be playing 0dte and 1dte option... I'm wondering how you ended up with $116k in the first place lol.
Does silver crab for 4weeks to confuse everyone
690 by Friday
So boring, vix crushed again back to being rangebound between spy 680 and 700 for another 2 months
And my axe
Up 166% YTD \n\ni love u intel
#On red days: Microsoft red\n\n#On flat days: Microsoft red\n\n#On green days: Microsoft red\n\n#Always fucking red no matter what. Shitty ass bankrupt company. LMAO🤌
Well EU cancelled the trade deal, so why would it be anything different
Profits a profit. If you were the kind of person to hold to 2K, you would also be the kind of person to hold and loose it all.
CMG bitches\n\njust got another upgrade\n\nCAVA down SG down \n\ntold you fools this is the better horse
?
Kicking coworkers out of group chats for petty infractions is the only thing keeping me engaged at work tbh
Up 242% YTD 2k to 6.9k day trading. Still down 69k. But I’m making PROGRESS
Just a guess.\nI think zero day expiry calls/ puts?\nOptions trading can wipe out portfolios especially with multiple bets on the same thing.\nI’ve/ we’ve been there before. \nSorry for OP but hope it’s a learning experience.\nRemember to anchor some in VOO/ VXUS as a long term HODL
putting one more paycheck on the right 1dte call could get you $100k back instantly. Never quit
Yes. Got some 2028 LEAPS, waiting for them to blossom.
thing is with these lazy selloffs that you never know when they end
imagine we finish -2% red now.
Trump stated he would not use force to take Greenland.
Good choice my friend riches done one day to another do not exist!
He ruled out using military force of Greenland
You know Rick, from around the way...
“Where’s Rick!? Get ‘em, quick!”
Can’t wait to scoop some corn
I call my port 🥭 bc it's in a lot of miners
so you're the one...
What was your strategy? Was it purely stocks? Or some combo of stocks/options/funds, etc?
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Anybody gambling with their massive inheritance or money that isn’t yours? I need some puts to buy in whatever it is you’re longing
Hedge funds selling the same friday SPY 700 calls to retail for the 18th week in a row 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
Your plan was you were just going to go to sleep, and wake up and it would be worth 1.5-2.5 million. Nice. Didn't factor in when you are wrong it goes to zero?
Markets seem pretty OK with that..
'Emerging markets' is stupid. It's mostly korea, taiwan pulling it up while china and india drag it down.
5.37 is a promo price. Typical factor plans come in at ~$12-14/meal
Every stock in the market other than MSFT: 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
Insiders buying INTC
Wow. Wish I bought shorter dated calls now😂🙌🏼
Who's rick?
How tf is PLTR still down
I believe it will continue upwards into earnings and forward guidance will be very good.
FUCK
Id like to know how the index went sideways for 4 months with 401k injections.
o7
Take a trip with that last 10k. And when you get back head over to bogleheads and be a grown up now. I’ll take it from here.
sideways for 2 hours now
I believe too, prolly puts tomorrow
$mrvl Marvell Tech solid
msft has poopy pants, tbh
If spy can break above $684.65 and stay above it. We will see 2% + today. If it can’t, it’ll be choppy or negative by eod
I have salvation for you. Its not hype or bullshit. Buy 2,500 shares of SLS and then do nothing. By this summer it will be $40 per share and youll have your $100k back. Best wishes and take care!
Not looking too good for you now is it bulls
Bro, you ok?
2026 lol \nExpected a pop on guidance, not a drop
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Don't give up now!
HOOD is so garbage
What changed between yesterday and today?
Zoomies or drop at next line?
Your assessment of the geopolitical situation is 100% correct. The market is irrational- the news is actually worse today than yesterday.
AAPL is going into ketchup mode as usual
If only I had sold my puts 😢
They are Le Tired. They will fire ze missiles after they take a nap.
Added more TE, AMPX, NBIS, and GLXY.
Shush, big boy. Just lay back and stop worrying.
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You already have a bet going - RKLB to 55.0 before 10-Feb-2026 05:47 PM -05
They do not need me to pay rent lol. They understand I take my financial situation seriously and I’m not blowing it all away doing dumb shit while taking their roof for granted
Ice-cream to cry into
!banbet SPY $680 1d
And hope
Trumps to smoke a joint in the Oval Office on 4/20/26, per wall street journal.
anytime it pumps like this from a low out of the gates it means there is a part two and the midpoint crab walk/fake dips are just premium farming while they let theta and iv crush deplete option values and if it does dip for real at all, it never crosses the high volume put strikes because as is tradition: poors must remain poors
What the fuck is wrong with msft. For fuck sake
The man stood in front of an international audience at an economic forum and claimed that he brought drug prices down 2000%
all you
pos amzn
Olé, Olé, Olé
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Bus ticket to Mexico
How much fun could $106,000 buy?\n\nAnswer, a lot.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3vlix6308qeg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a597a2dcdcdbe3cb2d6393ea778ddbf084100e39
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He dosent have a mind to make up. he uses on of those prize wheels that spin and were ever the pointer lands is what he is going to do that day.
spread your buttocks
Microsoft pls 😭
Russia would have to approve...
Theres honestly no way we end red after that brilliant open right
I cook almost all my meals so it’s expensive to me. But I suppose for pre-packaged it’s not terrible.
literally my dream date no /s
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Down we go?
Up or?
I appreciate that when Trump speaks, it's all binary action.\n\nBought puts EoD yesterday hoping he'd do some dumb shit with Greenland and he didn't. I can live with that.
*market recovers yet again from a red day for like the 4th year straight since we're in a massive bull cycle*\n\nWSB: wow I cant believe it did it again
Fucking the instant i buy asts calls it stops pumping
I have outperformed SPY today, making me the greatest trader in the multiverses.
cringe
How do we feel about GOOGL ER ? 2 weeks
Same...but worse. $METU
It’s cue, regard
He said his stop was at 10% down, so leverage 10x just 1% down he got stopped out... I hope
It's ironic that space stocks are the only thing not going straight up
Brother there’s no way you feel like ‘I don’t have shit’ and ‘only gave me a car and 20 grand’. You can afford to lose it all and do risky shit cause I bet your parents will always support you. You’ll get better interest rates cause I bet they’ll co-sign anything for you. They’d probably buy you a new car in cash and ‘pay me back’. Stfu and keep grinding. You sound like a pick me girl but for finance.
The hardest thing to learn is how to do the exact opposite your brain is telling you. If you consistantly are losing money, your brain is wrong and you need to do the opposite.
This guy patience's
Bro there just not letting tech pullback 50 cents
USA USA USA
No way, our clown missed the WEF because no deals to happen.
Que da bulls asking what just happened
i made $240 so that's fun but if i just held i would have made 2K so that's not very fun.
Administration pumping SPY with their manipulated silver profits
Guess who sold their options way too early for the 3rd week in a row???
Bag 7 are dead in the water except google.
Just needs to 106x his portfolio! /s
Black
lol NFLX about to waterfall for the rest of the day
yesterday i was really thinking about full porting calls and then i talked myself out of it. thinking we were at the forefront of a clash between us and eu
If your calls are fucked on a +1% day thats on you lol
And Venmo is notorious for being used by scammers.
good for you. crazy return
I got silver puts expiring Monday down 80% cuts my losses or hold on
I think you’re supposed to delete BEFORE the colors turn red, no?
Nana didn't raise us to be quitters!
that'll teach ya
In your ass
mods please bring back the Charlie munger emoji please
Red
I gotta stop trading in my roth account
THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS YES
bumass dump triggered my stop loss and it pumps right after
Dude if they walk out of here with a Ukraine deal we're going to 7500
Green = Stonks go up. For once it is easy to understand
Red
Red. I always put all my money on Red
Let’s see, 100k put into something that tracks the SP500 1.5 years ago would be about 125k today (+$25,000 for sitting on your ass)\n\nIf you did something very uncontroversial like put it into the mag 7 evenly distributed it’d be about 145k today (+$45,000 for sitting on your ass). \n\nNice work OP!
just know you're loved .
Never again.
Those up days must’ve been insane. That first pop you probably thought you made it. My account looks the same by the way! Welcome 🤗
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Crazy how that happens.
Just fullport mu leaps and stop trading.
He someone legitimized USAs annexation of Greenland.
!banbet SPY -1% 1d
I think I’ll just go with my family’s financial planner. He’s bringing in solid returns and nothing atm is even invested in the US
my belief as well
All you had to do was DCA into VOO.
How..?
look at IEMG \n\nemerging markets and non US stocks will continue their outperformance
Send it my way
UN fucking believeable that we're just wiping out yesterday, like none of this happened.\n\nI mean, I guess I knew it was going to happen, but it's still fucking unbelievable.
Mag7 are still lower than last week tbf yes
Silver
This is a scary thing for anyone getting into investing. Can you share your experience, what choices you made. I know it might be asking for a lot to relive but it might be helpful for anyone thinking of investing.
Red by EOD
Cya later regard, thanks for the donation.
Maybe pay Mommy and Daddy some rent why dontcha.
intc most insane comeback story
having a fuck my calls, fuck my puts kinda day
VOO
If I was in this situation, I’d be wondering what to do with my bill,fuckyou🥹🥹
You should buy some shoes
youd have a more serious problem if you could, with any amount of accuracy, predict what he says next on any given topic.
Whatever you bet on before. What are the chances that it goes down forever?
Liquidity swept, stops ran, and bears are dead, not even the bulls would sell by taking profits, what a day.
Timberrrr
The first recover is usually as real as your gf orgasms
You must be having a good morning
(Silence) [SPY -2%]\n\n\n"WE'RE INVADING GREENLAND!" [SPY +1%]
insane caught the 03/20 700 calls that I been babysitting since 20.00 at 7.99 yesterday lol sold for 10.00
Imagine we close red today.
So about MSFT…wtf.
Mm my spx 6800 call expired worthless yesterday, and would be 7k right now… i’ve learned nothing
holy berski getting fuckskieee
I need the meme with bears getting crazy for the small down on smp500
$5.37 for a meal is not expensive nowadays. Actually rather cheap
Bought calls and it immediately formed a top, thank me later bers
Not this time i’m afraid
30k saved at 25 is bawling 🤝 I was lucky to maintain minimum balance in checking every month at that age
Is it ?
taco wednesday and taco thursday please
"Just one more bonus on the slot machine"
I enjoy the same ass kicking😭
bers just looking at the charts 'please go down' 👻
Okay I’m just going to buy more ONDS because why not right?
TACO
Buy some beer and just contemplate what just happened
why should it have ever dipped?
I take comfort in knowing that if I bought calls at close yesterday it would have tanked to $660
did you see EU stonk market? They dumped straight for 3 days, they are still red today\n\nit's the regard speach that made this rocket, but it was a nothing burger, so what's the real reason of the pump\n\nEU didn't recover shit, it's just QQQ and SPY going back up\n\nand shit7 are still down compared to last week btw
Do your thing, Drill Team Six.
I think institutions are obligated to sell off now.
Closed my meta calls for 2.6k gain
Just inverse yourself.. you’ll be up $100k in no time
And that's why you go all in all the time
Hallelujah
RDDT, look around. Rise up.
Maybe before earnings on Feb 4.
Qataris reminded him they can take back the $400 million jet. That changed his mind.
lol I was being safe by selling for some gains as I can’t predict what he might say…well I sold too soon apparently lol
I went all-in on goog calls. But I bought them last friday, so I'm basically back to break-even
Jebus that’s expensive.
What the fuck happened to make it recover, i shouldve sold yeaterday damnit
Chase those losers, good boy!
trading 212
Tesla at 300 PE while sales continue to crash (recently down 72% in Germany), their so called FSD doesn't work an none of the other car manufacturers wants buy licenses, yearly dilution of 3.6% (not including Elons undeserved bonus payouts), the brand is considered toxic and the entire customer base has turned their back. Also the CEO might be thrown in jail once the dems win midterms. Puts x999999.
Okay bers out time has come! Dump eeeet
as opposed to?...
See you tomorrow
#LMAO BOND YIELDS
Whoever bought those puts from me yesterday is getting **fucking smoked**
Slamming Europe for mass migration is real rich coming from the guy who's deportation numbers are worse than sleepy Joes.
Crypto free fall about to start
PYPL is going to lose market share to Apple and Google pay. It is a value trap
You already have a bet going - SPY to 690.84906 before 22-Jan-2026 03:14 PM -05
684p now
!banbet
Keep your head up 👑
682 in sight
So, don't be you? Gotcha
Hell yeah!
I'm not gay but $700 bucks is $700 bucks.
GOOG...to 350
Buy more puts so we can pump one mo dolla
I fucked it up man
Man These People Took My Kids From Me\n\nThen They Post My Bank Account\n\nI Got So Much Anger In Me\n\nGot No Way To Take It Out\n\nThink I’m Stuck In The Matrix\n\nWhere The Fuck’s My Nitrous
If I had held MU One more hour I would’ve made an extra 500$ 😭
Seen enough, green EOD.
Rally done or just gearing up for next push higher?
Bears getting ready for their prayer circle
I am following my backtested, systematic rules (with leverage) right now and am full on Kermit drinking Lipton.
Raising my price target at Fomoanyoloandnogrow for SNDK from $500 to $1000
So the Fed wanted the rise in the yield for the last two months as they’ve been cuttin. Cool.
Would love to see that gap fill at 6924 but that's way overextended. So was yesterday though. Who knows.
That first little gasp of profit is what brought the whole thing down
Why didn't you just do the opposite?
Silver calls after daily 1030 dip is FREE $
Advanced. Money. Doubler.
dread it, run from it, margin still calls
Aw are you upset?
Started working with my dad at 16 every weekend and summer. He was a contractor. I never spent any of it except on the occasional video game. My parents only bought me a car and gave me like 20k from a savings account. Probably made like 15-20k a year a teenager. Did some other jobs and got lucky on a few crypto and stocks and here I am now
All in on 17 black
i amazingly made every wrong trade today
Please do, that way the market is guaranteed to continue going up!
Lmao
Now you understand why no one cares about valuations.
Sell half and ride house money.
You bet against a state-owned American corporation? Good job.
Because I’ve known a lot of them for a decade or more now and they ask and tell me these things especially since I’m the ‘investor’ friend who tells them they need to save as much as they can in their 20s
You have a gambling problem and should seek help
FYI META earnings are next week.
Have a 690 call for tomorrow from yesterday
Earnings release two weeks from today.
Amd calls would have made you even today. It could always still happen
I see that you are a top 1% commenter, that explains this.
just theta farming wtf
Calls on Iceland printing today.
GOOG is incredible. Insane run since June 2025. Resilient as fuck
Should have bought GOOGL calls, fuck
Literally dude
Damn, thought QQQ would dip a little to play with puts and calls like yesterday.
We will be green at eod at this rate
I was promised a trade bazooka
SPY up 1%, MSFT down ~1%\n\n\nwtf dude
Yeah that was super rare and kinda obvious. Incredibly rare for opportunities like this to come along. Rklb is another such example, at least until space x ipo, but also already super inflated. Maybe do fullport silver and uranium miners like some people are predicting, but also highly risky. Mu and especially sandisk is definitely institutional buying.
We are so back\n\nBut tomorrow we are so done. So be careful\n\nBut then on Friday we are so fucking back
Baconator + Frosty
I ask to not be judged by my all-time chart, but my 3-month chart
Investing you have to be able to separate emotions and personal beliefs from what is actually occurring.\n\nFeel like a lot of ber can't get past what they think "should" happen.
Anybody in SMCI?
So the 686c for tomorrow. Sell now for a 100% profit or ride it out?
We’ll attack Iran. We won’t attack Iran. We’ll attack Iran. Make up your mind.
This shit is so fraudulent I'm now worried that money won't even matter by time it comes down
It will only take one idiot to destroy this rally. So its just a question of when.
MSFT bankruptcy
Have no fear boys I bought straddles so it’s gonna sit here for the rest of the day
It's a trap
Probably someone bought a lot of PUTs and the market has decided to screw them over personally.
Thank you for your service
MSFT plz
LMAO! why would you play 0DTEs everyday with a six figure account?
Hard 8
Elon puts in 80 billion dollar bid for Ryanair
it just doesn't stop lmao
Pomp it moar! This can’t be green enough
darn bills. Although I guess it beats foraging for food or farming or some shit.
Looking good
that's not the vix. it's a proshares VIX exchange traded note or fund (ETN/ETF) that seeks to match the performance of the short term vix futures index and the ticker for this instrument is VIXY but it is not the same as the VIX index. The vix index is one thing, then there are vix futures, and then VIXY is a managed fund that trades a collection of volatility instruments and I assume treasuries and other things to generate a return in line with its benchmark index.\n\nyou really gotta be careful man. if you have specific questions feel free to ask but if youre looking for a rubber stamp on a "strategy" that has put more regards in the dirt than I could count then im not the one who is gonna be the seal of approval for this decision.\n\nyou're better off forgetting you "saw something' and sticking to regular stocks. If you see this as some sort of challenge and dont take the advice, least you can do is read the prospectus for the shit youre about to trade and actually understand how it works before it works you instead.\n\n \nbest of luck out there regard. godspeed
Somebody just keep AF1 in the air for 24 hours and stocked with Big Macs so he won’t think about anything else
Not just the past year and a half, also the compounding you have missed out on.
That was yesterday
Lol. Google is insane
dude, you're 24, you'll make it back. Don't do stupid shite like 0dte and pick some strong growth stocks or ETFs next time. I'm in my 30s, made mistakes a long the way, finally crossed over 100k savings this year after losing out a lot in the last 10 years, and believe me it won't feel "too late".
You got more to lose friendo
bers in shambles
I got my factor meals for $5.37/ea
Spy 687
Called it ten times yesterday, but you gey bears wouldn’t believe the taco Tuesday
This is what I’m wondering 🤔 it’s been bleeding so much. Could be a falling knife, could be an opportunity
Getting rich is an inevitability with 0dte trading
what goes up must come down - sir isaac newton
Wait…you’re buying paper silver? Super dumb move!!!
So are we back now? 🙏
https://preview.redd.it/nuibx6yr6qeg1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98bafa980c864b2503ed55490250c808a5776219\n\nI want to marry her so bad
Something tells me intc was the only non red stock so something is brewing for earnings
https://preview.redd.it/j51botjq6qeg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee383b14dafe852559aeacf63d17537299f47666\n\nTop is in guys
I use fidelity
Sold calls expiring today and fri 30 mins after open for fear of 100% loss if spy stayed in the 670s today. Lived to die another day but now those positions would all be up +100%. Feels sad but can’t look back I guess 😩
Just buy a Big Mac bro
I blame you for this. You jinxed it.\nIt hit my sl with surgical precision and bounced back up. If it goes to 120…
Still feels as dumpy as a mango diaper to me tbh
black
>I know 3x more people in their 20s with 5k+ in credit card debt than people in their 20s who even have 10k in savings/investments\n\nWhy are so many people telling you their credit card debt/savings?
Woah, hidden knowledge. Thank you sensei
Only happy bears are the Euro Greenland bears
Wtf is this INTC pre-pump
Or it could be that bessent just said that allocation percent of fabs in taiwan is an unmitigated risk?
Lisa Su ❤️
I have eow puts i need it to go down
https://preview.redd.it/qaskfb4o6qeg1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6e37d4013573febff7a737e9890af92a496389b
🥭s instability caused it, AI play is super unstable and centered around the US right now
Good idea
https://preview.redd.it/7hkzf4tm6qeg1.png?width=1029&format=png&auto=webp&s=87f285b2c11c7a905c920a90056c3f0fc31c5aee
My calls are calling
How did you do that?
About $106,112 worth of hope LOL
Lunch
Kinda stupid move. You’re late to the party pal.
I paid my bills, my bills are paid
Mango essentially said they wouldn’t use military force on Greenland, just will hold a grudge, and then he said this stock market dip is peanuts and it’ll double in the near future
Man my paper hands does not serve me well
“Pre-poor” is absolutely sending me 😂😂😂 adding that to my vocab
Taller they are, the harder they fall
They don't understand the things I say on Twitter
wish that regard would do his taco song and dance over the weekend instead of waiting for market open. \nwish 24/7 trading is a thing already so i can stop loss this dumb ass sht over the weekend.
Well, if nothing else, we'll get some nice entry points from this deranged lunatic.
Fantastic. Google up 3% and I'm just breaking even from buying on Friday
I read "ken griffey" and I got really upset for a second.
Lmfao
What do you mean? He’s a born billionaire and knows 6 humans with more money than all of us. One text is all it takes for them to buy heavy so “nothings wrong”\n\nWhat’s confusing?
Dude just automate a little $ each check into veqt or vfv or something... jesus
It only took a ”not gonna use force” on Greenland from Mangoman and everything rockets
No you won’t.\n\nYou’re a degenerate.\n\nThere’s a reason everyone always says “waaahhh I’m done!” after a big loss. Because you’re a loser!\n\nWelcome to the family, retard!
Large donation you gave around.
unc no crying in the casino. load up another 0dte fullport for the culture
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JFC IAG won't quit.
my GOOG calls have been resurrected
Don't be a bitter fool
Holy fuck AMD
I’m glad you can see that, even tho you hate the guy lmao
And money
then why yesterday -2% on SPY, one of the worst days ever, wtf\n\ndid they just dump and pumped back on what news exactly\n\n???
Finished rolling puts. $SPY 660 3/31 and $SLV 64 4/17 puts.
that's not how beta works. if you want a % of SPY's movement then you need cash + spy?
Back to 7000 time
Did he win or loose it all?
1% pump after a 3% dump doesn't mean much imo.
Ask for a refund
my port got rekt today….
huh?
Respect the confidence but this is max pain or max glory energy
that's going to be after this morning🫡
Buddy I can't even afford 1DTE's
PE is on par with the rest of the tech giants.
Old fart better not flip out with tariff threats for EU suspending trade deal. Just needs to STFU for one day!
Yes. I’m sure as shit not going to be here
24, so 6 years of savings? Out of a "lifetime" being approx 47 years? Where you can expect your earning potential to triple (or to the moon) by the time your 50+? So more like, you lost ~3% of the money you'll ever have in your life
Always risky when we bet against Merica'
Wack that 10k on 3x leverage silver. Prob the safest bet atm 😂
Yes and no. From a European perspective removing the threat of force is a genuine positive and puts a limit on the damage all this will do, but the potential for tariffs is still there and so is not perceived thsi side of the Atlantic as a proper TACO in so far as trade disruptions remain plausible. Markets however just seem unfussed over tariffs and Trump's trade deals in general for reasons.
U have a gambling problem is what you have
I wonder if Nana has any good stock tips?
If you're interested in more info.\n\n* Fed has a massive $6.5T+ balance sheet with purchases heavily tilted towards long duration, which suppresses yields. They have just recently focused on T Bills and notes but they can switch to bonds on rolling maturities whenever they want.\n\n* US Treasury significantly restricts issuance of long bonds and performs buybacks. They have practically infinite room to stuff issuance to short end of the curve and even buyback long debt fully and make it all T Bills.\n\nWith these two levers US controls the yield curve. Only very short term swings and gyrations are determined by market.\n\nhttps://www.hudsonbaycapital.com/documents/FG/hudsonbay/research/635102_Activist_Treasury_Issuance_-_Hudson_Bay_Capital_Research.pdf\n\nu/caliwillbemine
Something telling me INTC isn’t gonna hold this through EOW
Stop gambling and just buy a low cost S&P 500 index with each paycheck. It will take a few decades, but you will become a millionaire.
They literally see their bonds slowly burning
I think it's a great stock to hold. Everything else kind of overpriced imo. I wish I was able to buy some during this "dip" lol, but im balls deep in meta that I have to hold until after earnings
Kinda
Thailand is pretty cool. Super cheap and one of the most beautiful geographical locations
well either youve been working for 5 years or youre getting it from your parents
A small pump before the massive dump.
What part of nothing burger don't you understand?
This is same as me, idk when will I learn my lesson. Hopefully I give up instead of losing more too
Excellent analysis
There will be no tariffs hommie.
See you ~~tomorrow~~ tonight for buying ~~stocks~~ futures
What’s up with goog pump?
Should have known to buy calls yesterday
I didn't hear no bell
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I am not gonna keep them. I just buy a call on bottom and then enjoy the momentum . Thats it. This is the Casino. Investing sub is somewhere else
genuinely I am not getting this\n\nEU dumped 3days in a row, we dumped yesterday, and everyone called it bullshit dump anyway\n\ntoday king regard does his speach, nothing burger and we pump to the moon\n\nHUH? I am very confused right now
Nope. Smart play
Lol David Sacks saying we could lose the AI race because of self inflicted injury. Admin messaging turning into *stop hitting yourself*
Assuming you mean in the US I think over the majority live week to week. Forget about only young people, that's obviously worse.
you good bro?
Why does it start going down?
Poor bears
*:raises toilet paper roll:* \n\nme too
you dont like money thats why
Agree, boa raised rklb to $120
You can’t actually delete your account so….see you next Monday.
God damn
Fr. I’m 25 with a little over 30k in investments/savings while living at home with no expenses working full time and I feel like I’m absolutely ballin compared to my peers
It doesn't go higher. Oof
we are all getting weary of your antics, burgerclaps
Holding Amazon out of spite at this point. Company is doing fine but stock has done fucking nothing for 5 years
This isn’t /r/politics
Nah really
Bro wtf did you do
Lets not get too ahead of our selves.  Its still shit
Oversold as fuck is why
I have never been more disappointed in my stocks picks than today
Same got obliterated
Platinum could run so much further than silver if the freaking talking media heads discussed it... 10x more rare than gold and in massive deficits.
Welcome back to our scheduled programing of regime change in iran
You still have 10k saved. You are ahead of 99% of the world.
You wheel it both ways. A true wheel doesnt stop
Now is your time
Depends if it blows though gap close or dumps when it touches it
>The rather rapid rise in the 30y is actually a little concerning from a macro standpoint though, if the “sell America” trade actually does accelerate somehow.\n\nIt should not even be little concerning.\n\nMarket does not control yields, US government does.
If you get wiped by a 1% spy pump you really messed up.
Please, tell me why should I just buy SLV 20March 100 USD Call
Bruh WTF is wrong with me. I bough MU at like $160 or something, just a few thousand bucks. Bought allllll the way up to $370 yesterday. Fucking hell, I wish I had been regarded enough to put my huge pile of cash into dat shit back under $200.
Yes
I bought it in May/June and sold it (a bit early) because I started hearing it mentioned too much here. I also think we'll get another entry point down the road
googl about to get dicked again too
Something is telling me to go all in on puts here. Am I crazy?
Going alll in puts
Uh oh
so NFLX fairy tale ended even before 11
Put the rest in a great company or ETF then delete the app. With enough time you'll be up.
Reload that save game, bro.
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Oversold
i’ve seen miracles before market fucking crash this thing for all things holy🥹
We only do 0dte here
I felt your pain i bought silver calls got crushed for the first time gold moved without silver like right when I buy some BS like that happened
Bagahahahhah, what are you drinking, look at the P/S of these companies, compare it with SpaceX
goog 1000 wen
Yeah I get that. I wanted to go to Thailand last month but figured I can just drive 10 miles to the bad part of town and do the same thing I could do there
the one red candle seems like that one black guy among 100 white people at a party LMAOO
Quantum stocks still shitting the bed
Imagine thinking 🥭would do anything to hurt the stock market, it's literally his top priority, not immigration, not tariffs, not national defense, nothing trumps the stock market in his mind. He keeps talking about setting ATHs, the moment he sees a slight dip due to something he said or did, he will flip the next day. \n\nThey used to say don't fight the Fed, a more apt term these days is "Don't fight Trump"
Gap filled. Get ready for next leg up. boa raised target to $120
In a way, not trading at all is like 5x the account of the version of you that traded today
you could literally just swing trade OKLO to wealth if you're that type of trader. scalp the living fuck out of that bitch
LOL that's every day lately
Wow that’s generational loses
Ok you fucking rock. Up almost 100%, wish I woulda bought more! Any other good ideas?
ken griffin really slobbing that orange knob on bloomberg
Which side to play? Looking at 30dte
Don’t go against it lol
Where my silver shorts at?!? Maybe I’ll get out the red soon. Metal bitch been killing me for weeks