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| And one day soon you'll leave a debt for your kids that they'll have to sell everything you leave to pay. |
| In LA, the mall was packed today. No recession here yet apparently. |
| Sounds delicious |
| They did. It's called Amerika |
| Don't even get me started.. space is infinite, think about that. \n\nThink of the biggest number of lightyears you can dream up, and take that times 10 trillion, and it just keeps going |
| No doubt. I took the total points under |
| Fuck you and congratulations |
| Data analysis. |
| Dude alreaady secured his billions, he could care less |
| You're right, though. Someone has this problem with their dick.\n\nGod, just going to the bathroom everyday... |
| Holy shit |
| It's a trap. To start things off, billionaire gives money to kids under the guise of helping kids. Then the program starts and does what it's really designed to do: force taxpayers to buy stocks near at all-time highs to transfer wealth to the rich fucks who own already 90% of the stock market. |
| Took total points under 46.5 in the big game. Just can't pull the trigger with the line at +/- 4 |
| So many companies at 50 times earnings. When will the tide turn. |
| I know that, but for how long are we thinking though? This goes on through 2026 too maybe, or partially at least |
| Only if we know what the Good Days are :/ |
| https://preview.redd.it/f6qhps6ttn5g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=624c828ad28731c51ba6628beeaa75baea4a28f0 |
| Yeah, I feel you. I have the same problems with my dick. Very sad. |
| Exactly |
| AAPL GOOG MSFT META should actually just merge and create a whole new country |
| All true. All legal. Our tax laws were designed when most citizens ran their own businesses. Corporate domination was not foreseen at that time. |
| You know what sucks? Having large boobs. Sounds great until you need an outfit. Then it sucks. And sure, sure, you can get things tailored, but sometimes you need an outfit in a few hours and spending extra money and you don't waht to spend extra money and time on a tailor. \n\nSo you try and work out, but guess what? Your boobs are still disproportionate to the rest of your body and now your whole chest is larger because you have been working those muscles and they are larger. |
| With more cash |
| This but I open 0% apr cards and use that while I pay back my other card that has the 0% apr ending soon. Rinse and repeat. I have a stable job so I have no problems paying the balances off. My life feels more bountiful after I’ve done this. |
| calls |
| Womp womp |
| use AI to kill people as efficiently as possible i think |
| yes |
| great story, wouldn't wish anyone to live it, u handled it well |
| If you have a child in the next 3 years, it's the legal property of Michael Dell |
| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI-assisted\_targeting\_in\_the\_Gaza\_Strip](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI-assisted_targeting_in_the_Gaza_Strip) |
| I read a new article stating Google new Ai chip is superior? Is this false? |
| They know not what they do. 🙁 |
| Ass Raiders? |
| I didnt realise they were still making new jettas |
| So maybe my 12/12 options for nvda still have a chance? Because rn they are cooked geese |
| Inflation is not the measure of an increase in price in a specific product. You can use the word colloquially but it’s disingenuous to claim that inflation and RAM shortage are related. |
| Dell ceo donates 6.25B to mangos account for children? What does that mean |
| They product more net income than Robinhood and the total yearly revenue is like 10x hood lol. The numbers are highly regarded.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/52o7bwe3tn5g1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=9925125134b284a5eb042db4c358ae5d279d674a |
| Yes it’s pretty good |
| 8=====D |
| So I can feel again |
| > arc raiders\n\nis that a game? |
| Barring any big news........ |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Dude is retarded but there are alot of smart people in the same position. Michael burry has a massive puts on nvdia. He has his reason and its stated. Its the most reasonable position. Google is less loved right now because of the government. They started to recognize google as a monopoly and trying to split it up. Regardless I wouldnt bet against Google though. Literally is a monopoly in the field. \n\nI have similar position as him. Call us retarded but its better than being bullish when shit is about to hit the fan. |
| _Why suffer alone?_ |
| Never |
| Hottest singer of all time |
| Rare loot drops in MMOs |
| Sells its booty to the us government? |
| I'm looking at CSPs or CC's on it.\n\n\---\n\nBasically to make this week intersting I wanted to run an experiment. I basically wanted to toss like $500k at some random company that has ER's on Mon, Tues, Weds & Thurs - rotating the SAME capital thru 4 different plays. I was looking for 4 companies to run CC's or CSPs on - ie: lower risk / play some theta.\n\nThe play each day would be buy before close, sell next day.\n\nMonday: ASO \nTues: ? \nWeds: ORCL \nThurs: LULU \nFri: Nothing -> I don't wanna hold over the weekend. |
| I bought 128gb for fairly cheap last year and I nearly lost my pants when I checked the prices recently |
| How greedy should I get with those puts? Who am I kidding...I will sell half on a double and ride with the rest |
| No because most companies will go bust and cause record unemployment. |
| Isn’t he referring to nuclear bombs? He likes coal and gas and probably would see cooling towers as eyesores. |
| Saying "no brainer" in a professional email would have been worse |
| Anyone know what palantir actually does? |
| https://preview.redd.it/8lhvd8insn5g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d7c4a1cc8d180d3178868043d0af632e7ae6c88 |
| Im 13 and this is deep |
| https://preview.redd.it/p9gobivhsn5g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb474f5c16dc5d9a8fd937dbae52daf804b711b1 |
| Are you being serious? |
| What in God's name is your point and why did you make me read that drivel? |
| he's saying NVDA has to do well because demand is high and supply is dried up. |
| Buy ewy/mu. |
| Wut dat means |
| I have made millions of dollars doing the opposite of what people tell me to do here. That’s not going to stop now. |
| Admit it: you used to dread Mondays. Now that you're here, all you look forward to is Mondays. |
| I have seen it used in novels, most of the time in dialogue to better emulate real speech. Also in court transcripts or film scripts. Otherwise, 99% of the internet prefers commas since it's internet/texting speak is really just lazyspeak of leasts taps.\n\nThere's also a difference in frequency. LLMs use them way em dashes too liberally, making it sound like they can't hold a coherent thought without inserting a comment every 5 seconds. |
| For what it’s worth I’ve seen it dump pre market and/or open then take off. That’s exactly what DKS did this time. DKS hit 189 in premarket I believe. Unfortunately I passed. |
| What exactly are you telling us? |
| Only works for other people, not me |
| Probably one of the best play in reddit. Im with you brother. I have a bunch of pltr puts as well. May the market gods be with you. Market can get irrational and we might lose our position but I swear its better than being bullish for absolutely no reason when market at an all time high |
| SHORT RIGETTI!!!! |
| anyone read the "national security strategy" publication?\n\n\n\nfunny extract:\n\nInternational financial institutions, including the\nmultilateral development banks, possess combined assets of $1.5 trillion. While\nmission creep has undermined some of these institutions’ effectiveness, this\nadministration is dedicated to using its leadership position to implement reforms\nthat ensure they serve American interests. |
| tl, dr; she fucked the bartender |
| I wonder why....🤔 |
| I really think SPY is primed to make new ATH this week. |
| Most likely the case, my calls fuk too |
| I mean you're probably right but I don't think the moment the music stops will be this quarter. It might be in like...a year or two but they have enough chairs in the game to be okay for now. |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
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| And its better than cable |
| Ok Saylor |
| He said that in the context of bank runs, meaning that if a bank collapses, the Fed will cover it. Deposit insurance being created after people lost their life savings and stopped trusting banks during the bank runs of the great depression. \n\nNot as in, we will cause hyper inflation. |
| Agreed. It would be more of a concern if they couldn't open up lines of credit or if people were calling in the debt. But their bottom line figures are fine for now and will be for the next few quarters so it'll be fine. |
| You are truely regarded |
| Have to have the right political connections to make it work. |
| Im 100% sure we go right atleast |
| > Meghan Trainor c\n\nAfter a careful review I put the odds of that being a man at about 20%\n\nHad me going for a sec tho |
| Very possible but I doubt it spikes. The 10yr and the 30 will be the thing to watch fersure |
| Yall tryna stream arc raiders on twitch for a little bit or nah we can get drunk and yell teslur |
| I gambled the whole day and the loss I had up until then was unreal and my stress level was something I don't wanna experience again which is why I'm out lol |
| I was just gonna post a separate comment until I saw this. I agree, the fact that everyone is so adamant this is a bad idea has me interested in joining you. I don’t even need research tbh |
| Fuckeyes |
| Because I posted my put buys last week |
| First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. |
| Please. \n\nFuck them Buckeyes |
| Imagine you were on mars...without a space suit. |
| Man of culture I see |
| better block and delete that number. she ignored you all night. she's checking to see if you are a simp that she can use for money and favors. |
| It's not really about whether they beat on profit, it's about their forward projections. If they go conservative with that, it might go down. But I think they'll be bullish. |
| Can anyone explain why Netflix has come out and said "Yeah we did it. We took over Warner Bros" like it is done and dusted when there seem to be some huge roadblocks in the way?\n\nSome on Twitter are saying it's a strategy to normalise it and get people used to the idea so that it gets approved but if that was ever something that worked why hasn't it been done with every controversial merger for all time? Surely they didn't just think of that trick in 2025? |
| I'm not reading all that |
| I’ll never understand this shi when there around countless things to invest in that are more-or-less *proven* to make you money. I stg it’s gotta be intentional |
| Best bet in quantum computing along with CCCX. I assume they will be bought out by one of the big guys |
| Rookie |
| That Meghan Trainor commercial is why the chiefs are ass now |
| Then which way? Is this a September bull cut or October Bear cut |
| Georgia putting the belt to aaa |
| replace that with 'September job figures' |
| https://preview.redd.it/jktwyxywqn5g1.png?width=2864&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e6bb14eb096ca78ca412d7c06da9f928d31b36a\n\nThanks |
| The glasses seem to be gaining traction |
| That would be awesome....... but probably just spend all week bleeding to $90 to fck my calls |
| Literally every time any aspect of WBD's constituent parts has been acquired, the company ends up getting royally fucked financially.\n\nAT&T got rid of WB after only four years because the debt burden immense.\n\nAOL Time Warner only lasted three years.\n\nEveryone thinks they're getting Disney's rival, instead they're getting a secondary line-up of mostly lingering relevancy goods.\n\nThat WBD is having a landmark year financially is almost entirely because their execs finally relented on micromanaging and just started giving sweetheart deals to creatives as a hail mary. |
| Its so weird that this meme blew up cause both the girls in that photo are \~16 |
| Calls. |
| Yeah that’s not how Netflix works |
| But it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas |
| never tried grok, but gemini is pretty good at creating images. chat sucks |
| Good. That means SPY would be tanking. Make it so Scotty |
| AAPL's tech talent flees for big paychecks at META and leaves the company to wither resting on it's laurels as a phone/PC company in a world of way better phones/PCs\n\nMETA hordes the talent and wastes a bunch of money screwing it up as it withers while sucking on the teat of it's screaming boomer lifeline\n\nGOOGL wins, and keeps on winning. Calls on GOOGL |
| 2025 is the most recent year and it's positive +0.39 currently. No you're not right, you don't understand EPS or the actual relevance it has to corporations and their operations. You're going to ignore it's cash flow, growth and debt due to a large one time expense as they reconstruct the company? That's lazy analysis.\n\nThe company has been actively reducing its net debt, ending Q3 2025 with $34.5 billion of gross debt and 3.3x net leverage. Paying debt means less earnings, EPS tells a biased story. Cry more. |
| At least they know it wasn’t ai |
| Flat until it isnt |
| If the AI bubble pops will we get our jobs back? |
| Tell us u kept these options lol |
| I once referred to the CEO in an email. Typed Brian as Brain. He called me out in a full on meeting. All in good spirits (I was the #2) |
| Now ETF and long term dollar cost averaging |
| Whatever you were doing, you should have just done the opposite |
| What app please? |
| cool. I'll play it then. Fuck it |
| Its 2000 |
| I have no reason to believe it’d go down based on the rest of retail recently. |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Hmmm |
| Predictions for this week please? |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| One Tuesday night after a breakup I went out for sushi. I ordered too much because I wasn’t accustomed to ordering for one. \nThe plates just kept coming. Girls at the hostess stand were looking & laughing. Waitress walks up and is like “I just made some money off you.”\n\n-huh?\n\n“I bet them that you weren’t going to finish all that.” \n\nAnd immediately follows it up with “you’re going to meet me at XYZ Bar. Thursday 7:30”. \n\n-this another bet?\n\n“no. Serious” and wrote her number on my receipt. \n\nThursday comes around and I’m there early because it was close to my new place. I was impressed by how assertive she was, plus she was pretty. So why not. \n\nShe shows up 45 minutes late and tells me to come outside. She just bought a new Jetta and came straight from the dealership. \n\nCool. Great way to set the tone for the evening. Bar is nice. Dim. Like a European train station. She has good taste. \n\nBartender keeps giving her compliments on her looks. Next thing you know she’s having the bartender do body shots off her stomach, and I’m like this isn’t MTV Spring Break. WTF is going on. And she keeps ordering shots and the bartender is going shot for shot with her. I’m passing on it because I have work the next day and don’t want to drive like that even though I’m down the road. \n\nIt’s apparent that she’s wasted and I offer to get her a ride home. Her car would be fine in the parking lot overnight. She declines. \n\nI offer her to crash on my couch or bed and just bring her back on my way to work. “Don’t be ridiculous.”\n\nI order her some water and get the enabling bartender to chime in. “She’s fine,” The bartender says. \n\nWalking her to her car I point towards my building in a final attempt. \n\n“I had fun. Text you when I get home.”\n\nWeekend goes by and I don’t hear from her till Sunday night when she called:\n\n“Why’d you let me drive?”\n\n-are you okay?\n\n“I flipped my car, chipped my front teeth, and got arrested. I’m bruised all over.”\n\n-did anybody else get hurt?\n\n“No. Just me.”\n\n-well. Get some rest. |
| The Santa rally is the three trading days after Christmas, not before. Because all the little traders got cash for Christmas and are going to spend it on equities |
| Get in the mood grinch |
| Lemme rephrase - are you at all bearish? Why would it go down? |
| Any1 have any info on CRM buying c3.ai? Supposed rumor |
| If you have small kids or pets running around you always find at least one piece of crack missing because it was stolen by either a curious 3 year old or a cat that is currently tweaking so i never got the chance to find out.\n\nI was absolutely baffled when my 3 year old started selling my furniture on facebook marketplace in order to buy his own crack because i wasn't willing to share |
| Not an American. |
| And stocks will spike 4.5% LMAO 🤌 |
| But .. all Mariah Carey wants for Christmas is you 🫵 |
| Yes |
| Georgia doing to Alabama what market does to my calls. |
| Because salt bae is gae |
| What’s creamy is that this dumbass still hasn’t learn his lesson. “ Some days I'm really good at trading. ” No, you were never good at trading. Trading skill is not measured in a single day. It’s measured in decades. You can become stupidly wealthy doing just one or two investments. \n\nImagine someone going into a casino and having a hot streak in roulette so they continue to go all in. The only outcome is that you’ll lose it all unless you call it quits. \n\nInstead of taking the proper lesson (investing requires patience) or (day trading is not possible to be successful at). \n\nIf you go to the day trading subs they’ll take about win trades — the number of days they are positive vs negative — even a idiot should realize it’s how much you earn each day and not if each day is positive as well as the fact that loss control matters. \n\nIf you continuously go all-in on something with 99% probability of success you’ll look like a genius until you lose it all. |
| I mainly just trade and go off technicals/flow but some stuff like that I wouldn’t even know how to measure if that’s affecting their market share or how it’s impacting things. Ty again! |
| Because the reading comprehension of the average adult is below high school level. |
| If you hate money so much can you just pay off my student loans? |
| Premarket doesn‘t even tell shit and you talk about weekend Nasdaq🤡 |
| You looking at the wrong macro events man |
| "Some days I'm really good at trading... More days I'm terrible" the issue is you somehow think this rather than just understanding it's luck |
| The original TLDR |
| I don’t know. Not excited looking at chart. It used to have heavy short interest as well as DKS. Surprise earnings and it could run 25% |
| What the fuck is this schizo shit |
| They got smart. They don’t sell stock they borrow against it. Duh. No taxes. And you write off the interest. Duh. |
| They always get out before the crisis with their golden parachutes |
| How come when Messi wins, salt bae always around? |
| To be honest, I'm an IU fan so probably wishful thinking. But I think they definitely stand a chance! |
| He claims a lot of things |
| meta would try to have company meetings in the metaverse but it was so glitchy and hard to setup, they would simply cancel the meeting. they can't even get it to work in-house |
| US pushing for a multipolar world lol, pulling the rug from their own feet |
| Dang... membership prices are going up 🙁 |
| https://preview.redd.it/0dzut1qwon5g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16c78ff4162101abf0819d96b0368516212aa707 |
| Big crack is conspiring to keep us from finding out |
| Wolves of tard street |
| Yea but Meta? |
| Put in another 50k |
| We're all gonna be millionaires! Also, everything is gonna cost a million. |
| If you want to go bankrupt yea. This isn't a real market anymore. It's fraudulent and propped up. |
| Fuck the Fed. It’s being dismantled within a year. Totally corrupt agent of the global elite. Doesn’t do crap except cause unneeded volatility and economic disruption. We don’t need them to print money in a crisis and add to our debt. The US Treasury can do that! |
| Fml, I’m already sick of hearing holiday music everywhere I go. |
| TLDR |
| grok is shit |
| Why the hell didn’t you re-evaluate after you lost 10 or 20k??? |
| ffs, you just accused me of cherry picking and now you're writing a doctoral thesis to explain why i was right.\n\n>Yeah you're an idiot you've cherry picked the 3 worst years \n\n**regard supreme, those are the 3 most recent years.** |
| This is sarcasm right? |
| hopefully EU grows a backbone now |
| Lower class uses the government \n\nMiddle class funds the government \n\nUpper class abuses the government |
| if we exist then its probable that other life out there also exists. |
| Be an engineer with dreams and aspirations wanting to create something new instead of working on the new slightly updated iPhone 37. |
| Just hold |
| I mean... its a Gain, no? |
| Yeah same for US lol |
| How are you feeling about it in general? Are you playing? |
| You’re full of shit |
| sent a professional email with “nob rainer“ in place of “no brainer”\n\ntime to retire |
| Same |
| I'd rather lose it all in the casino than be caught posting on r/bogleheads |
| Bro over here rejoicing from making some coins. 😂 |
| Great we’re governed by chatgeepeeteee |
| Sounds like fried piss stink |
| Lol, a Boston Market. This trash is going to zero. Why do people throw money at this when you have great companies like google, Alibaba, etc. Why not just go to the casino and put it on black? |
| how high are you? |
| I like that formula. |
| My formula has a 100% success rate for predicting collapses: f(x) = yes |
| Red flags:\n\nAnonymous group?\n\nMystical math?\n\nThe word “universal”?\n\nIt all adds up to being a steaming pile of BS. So put your money up or take this manure to the next field. |
| You're claiming it can predict global events? Say it with me Causation is not Correlation |
| Shut the fuck up |
| ASO Tuesday morning? DKS rallied. I’ve seen ASO rally as well. |
| Big gap up for TSLA Monday open |
| + nuclear is back???\n\nActually good ideas???\n\nFission baby fission |
| Gtfo with that big brain of yours |
| No, it's not - it has none of the other ChatGPT-isms. This is just the work professional writers/editors, who have always used em dashes.\n\n(To be clear, it's still highly regarded.) |
| I tried Grok which failed and then Gemini pro was the closest one |
| I remember during covid weekend futures went like few percentages and were right |
| how can earth be the only planet with life on it. all that extra space out there for what? |
| Tax payer dollars to contractors that are friendly to the administration. |
| Who tf is blue grandma |
| Trading is gambling.\nInvesting is winning.\nInvesting with a trader mindset is losing. |
| You mean some math bullshit now predicts crashes that already happened? Fuck man I could do that |
| It's brilliant, we will be super safe under the GOLDEN DOME!!!! |
| Looks like they're just cherry picking statistics to successfully "predict" events after the fact. You could do something similar with basically any equation. |
| Yeah, just like liberation day tariffs |
| What’s the point of such large spending if you force everybody to capitulate to Russia anyway? |
| Imagine if a stock actually ran out and people couldn't buy it anymore lol |
| More likely Grok. |
| Written with em dashes my entire life—and now I'm always accused of using ChatGPT |
| “Write that Europe bad and Russia good, but make it sound smart and sort of conservative” |
| Exactly 🤣 when is the crash OP tell that with your math |
| And he is dead... |
| Mining asteroids makes perfect sense |
| Is that when we short every AI thing? |
| same, but I recently started using a bit of margin to average down some bad decisions. hopefully not the beginning of my downfall. |
| Why everyone jumping ship at Apple?? |
| Why? I mean it’s not the best but I transferred my morgan Stanley account to here since it was easy, instant and had a 300 dollar bonus. |
| Nice DD. I picked $TGT instead last week (shares in my *real* account) |
| 10 yr will spike to 4.5 when he announces the cut\n\n#LMAO 🤌 |
| Popcorns |
| Everyone should read it. |
| I hate debt more than I like gambling thankfully. |
| Sounds about right.\n\n\---\n\nI'm looking at ORCL for Weds and LULU for thurs. I don't see any fun tickers to play monday or tues this week. Looking at anything? |
| why are conclusions necessary in essays? were you not following? |
| Yeah always underperforming I’m just a retard bro like everyone else |
| Where’s the section on bribes? |
| In such a bull market oof |
| are you using chat or Gemini? |
| Let's clarify this, WBD recorded a $9.1 billion non-cash impairment charge on its television network assets, citing uncertainty over fees from cable and satellite distributors and the renewal of sports rights. The asset write-down was linked to the potential loss of NBA broadcasting rights, a major concern for investors.\n\nhttps://s201.q4cdn.com/336605034/files/doc_earnings/2024/q2/earnings-result/WBD-2Q24-Earnings-Release.pdf\n\nI don't think you understand what a "non-cash impairment charge is"\n\nNow the rest of the years. +1.54, +1.81, +2.88, +0.86, -0.59, +1.96, + 1.58, +1.66, +1.49, +1.24, +2.8, do I need to continue??\n\nYeah you're an idiot you've cherry picked the 3 worst years lmao, without actually understanding EPS data. Fuck off and thanks for providing my point.\n\nCalm down mini warren buffet, you're going to make it... |
| Isolationism and a push to a multipolar world. |
| Just stating a fact |
| > The actor expressed gratitude for being given the opportunity to be part of the Russian people\n\nomg its real |
| Ya think? I am still pondering. I did make some bank off them beating USC. But OSU has been a solid bet all year. |
| as is tradition |
| Lol\nPut it through chat and ask it to recommend stocks based on that\nTo deal with regards you gotta think like regards.\nAlso\nThe abrupt ending to a seemingly official document? |
| Im starting an interdimensional mining company will sell 20% with a valuation of 1 trillion. If SpaceX can be valued a 800b because of asteroid mining my plan is way more efficient and equally plausible. |
| Imagine being an MLS soccer fan. 😂 |
| Never, ever, ever, happens |
| that was the sentiment last ER's. Now everyone that thinks its dead already sold. Calls this time I think |
| Thanks for making me feel less retarded |
| “Our stocks down 30pts book Rogan now so I can tell people there’s no Al bubble” |
| They should show the gains they made off this magical formula. |
| Europe. Good food, cheap, eurogirls |
| I’m in |
| Who? |
| turn off GPT & talk to your children, Elon |
| Never heard it called that before |
| Bullish, bearish or priced in? |
| Hunter * |
| They called glp-1 drugs "hers" 😒 |
| TLDR:\n\nDefense: 5% NATO spending demanded + "Golden Dome" missile defense.\n\nEnergy: "Drill baby drill" + Nuclear is back.\n\nGrandma (you know who): "re-shore" chips, also refer to DD by [u/Sensitive-Radish-292](https://www.reddit.com/u/Sensitive-Radish-292) |
| Why does it say rain, might as well just snow in this cold. Bipolar weather |
| BREAKING:\n\n"$AAPL janitors are moving to $META - A source familiar with the situation" |
| Underperforming market? If so that checks out. |
| Took Bulldogs minus 1.5. |
| Surveil us for the government |
| I’ve seen that one. Lol. I had WAL at $6 when banks were collapsing in 2022. Made 400% in minutes as it was bouncing around. Didn’t load. Now I think it’s at 80. |
| I need an ER's play for every day of the week. |
| Calls or puts? |
| So calls or puts, bro? Wtf - don't just leave us hanging... |
| Well yeah red means light green, green means +2%. We don't make the rules LMAO 🤌 |
| ChatGPT called me hedge-fund-manager-level investor … anyways I renewed the membership |
| Hint: it won't tell you a damn thing |
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| "In a world of sticky floors, stale popcorn and flat soda....your couch is coming for Date Night...get ready to chill." |
| Bears are so desperate |
| looks like you were patient and held your winners to get big gains. why did you switch to risky short term options which are tanking your networth. |
| Math + big words + coincidence = new religion |
| Fake red tho green by open |
| Yes sir! Already have! Waited for it to run up to 215 then sold calls for some downward protection. Really wanted to buy puts but, once again, IV was too high for me to pull the trigger lol |
| You'd think Oracle CDS would be a red flag that the mania overspending has gone too far.\n\nThat is until OpenAI gets $1T loan by the government, another $1T by dumping on retail with an IPO, and Oracle will still get that $300B. It'll be the people selling those CDS making free money. |
| For a fun one look at carvana. $350 -> $4 -> $400.\n\nIt saw a 99% drawdown |
| Sounds like fancy math. What stock will crater next? |
| This is an isolationist national security strategy that calls for pulling back from Europe and Asia to let Russia and China (respectively) do whatever they want in those spheres. |
| I wish I knew (yeah)\n\n\nI wish I knew you wanted me (oh) |
| I would have believed 7.0 but 8.0? Get out of here |
| Thought this was a joke. Then I opened it. |
| Why go to movies when you can pirate |
| "Weekend nasdaq" is red - not a single peep. When its green everybody would be spamming that Monday is gonna be a +3% day |
| Tempura asparagus 🤌🏻 |
| Post this on the quant sub to get roasted |
| Now sell 1 covered call on it to capture half of the imply move. And if it goes down, you have some protection. More conservative play. |
| 🚨 NERD ALERT 🚨 |
| A weather satellite costs about $300MM. Launching it then costs another ~$20M. You think. $53MM ton of platinum is paying for the most complicated resource extraction mission ever planned by humankind?\n\n\nEven if SpaceX makes launches free, there's no way to turn a profit shuttling a tiny bit of precious metal back from the belt.\n\n\nCome back to reality. |
| This is probably the wrong audience.\n\nThese degens can barely read English, nevermind whatever the hell this is. |
| Imagine if Biden announced bid in 2028 and then beats Vance or whoever 🤌😂🤌 |
| If you're in the woods and trip and fall and end up with a ber dick in your mouth, does that make the bear ghey if nobody saw it? |
| Then they paid money to buy a studio |
| They are going to run Adesa into the ground. Maybe not very soon but soon enough |
| Better have an underground bunker too incase the world ends |
| Look at all the em dashes. This shit is definitely straight from ChatGPT |
| No one’s falling for Larrys scam fake numbers again |
| And how many other times does it not work ? |
| Better have dry powder incase the bers and Japan hit us with a terrorist attack |
| Are you retarded in real life or just on the internet? |
| written by AI |
| From now on, you should try to buy stocks that go up. |
| Daddy zuck? Shudders |
| Is this the S&P trying to set up for AI drop. Like, bring is some recent growers so they don't look like complete twaats? |
| AI is regarded can't even make me a simple photo when I asked were letting this pos take our jobs |
| Yea, don't do that, bro. Good self insight. No way people are taking out loans just to trade stocks and options, or any gambling. That'd be fucking stupid. |
| I lost my job, people losing jobs. I like Dave & Busters, but I don't know if anyone frequents it. A decline seems natural. |
| The math |
| lol I don’t understand how ppl can have that much money and lose it, that’s not how you trade options bro, plus you are way over sizing and you don’t know how to cut your losses, if it goes more than 39% down it rarely comes back |
| You should have been afraid earlier |
| Dude srock market ive never NOT made money on. Its literally too easy |
| Got in early on this. Never IPO please. |
| Can medicine produce goth baddie porn off 1 prompt? |
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| How... |
| Adobe is the next stock Reddit is shilling and is loving. They think it’s undervalued. Redditors are sadly too out of the loop to realize the reality behind Adobe. It’s not that ai is stealing its lunch. It’s not even that their customers hate them. Or competition from figma or canva. It’s simply that their management has no vision for its future. \n\nLazy uninspired management over the past 20\nYears that coasted on price increasing and first to make a saas model. They gutted this company. It’ll survive but become a zombie. And trade sideways like Disney for the next 10 years. Good luck timing the ups and downs. Some people have better things to do and more promising places to invest. |
| Your money |
| What |
| Risk management isn’t for everyone. |
| Would you want to go to that hospital? |
| sir this is a casino |
| How do you know this isn’t just AI slop? |
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| In many ways I'm glad that my hatred of debt prevents me from taking loans out to ~~gamble~~ invest because weeeewwwww would I be fucked. |
| Indiana gonna make Ohio St their little bitch |
| Right idea, wrong strike and exp. \n\nThis is a short term pop IMHO, long term is sketchy till openAI doesn’t look like it’s going to be the first casualty of the AI “bubble”\n\n$222.50/$225.00 debit call spread for 12/12 you’ll make a lot more money, you can buy 15 instead of 5 with $1500, and you’ll make it with a lot less upward movement (needed to move a 9 month 500 ORCL call) for the same amount of downside risk. \n\nOr if you don’t had spreads(lvl 3) 12/26 260 calls are only $2.90 rn. \n\nI’m with you in sentiment! |
| Old news! |
| took my 601% profit on my leap i sold at 114.65 thursday just to watch walmart pump another $2 yesterday lol |
| Because of that one time back in '21 when I made money. |
| "There is an infinite amount of cash in the Federal reserve" - Neel Kashkari\n\nThis week, 60 minutes \n\nLol |
| Fun little stat I saw today: NVDA has a larger market cap than the top 25 largest pharmaceutical companies *combined*.\n\nAI is more valuable to humanity than medicine is. |
| On puts too lmao. Bear price paid. |
| who sold these? ouch lol |
| FedNow and RTP (private instant transfer network) are both live but like ACH it’s generally best used via app. It just makes the bank to app portion much faster, but they ability to send to cashtags or email addresses or phone numbers beats adding someone’s bank account to your online banking. I think that just improves the app experience. Will check into their numbers tonight though I’m quite curious now. |
| Lmaooo it constantly calls you “king” it’s so cringe |
| Just imagine , you save animals and make money ! |
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| https://preview.redd.it/8vgskmu1jn5g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ec45cf71c719a4c0ea2c5e046343b69ef9a93ef |
| That’s betting on weather as the byproduct.\n\nOP is straight up gambling on temperature range |
| 👍🏾 |
| Lmao 🤣. I restarted the port, breathe 😂. Threw in $250 to see what happens, thats about it. But no - I've never been the 6 Digit Portfolio player like most on this sub - I cant even imagine doing that... the anxiety. |
Source: Charles Gasparino (FOX Biz Senior Correspondent, NY Post columnist)\n\n Charles Gasparino (@CGasparino) on X BREAKING: “@wbd is far more likely to collect its .8 billion breakup fee than getting this @netflix deal through the regulatory process.” — A Trump Administra... x.com |
| Funny cuz I bought puts same expiry 12/12\nWe’ll see who wins\nBoth probably lose 🤠 |
| Averaging down when I needed too/got the chance\n\n+\n\nSetting Limit Sells early, like almost immediately after setting up a Play - and committing to it/being patient\n\n=\n\n2 factors that led to the Gainz. Pretty much it\n\n_______\n\nA screenshot showing Thursday to Friday, since Friday doesn't show the Percentage increase for whatever reason: https://imgur.com/a/thursday-12-4-JHarhb8 |
| Saw this on X:\n\n>BREAKING: \n\n>"$WBD is far more likely to collect its $5.8 billion breakup fee than getting the $NFLX deal through the regulatory process.”- A Trump Administration regulator speaking on the condition of anonymity |
| Honestly I have no idea whatsoever. I wouldn’t touch that stock with a ten foot poll though. |
| Thanks for selling them to me |
| Being mother's? |
| Nice, keep your risk the same until you reach $10k. |
| There are a lot of negatives that you hand waved away, but what exactly is the upside? If Rovian is very, very, lucky they can perhaps become as profitable as one of the current automakers. That should give them a market cap of 40-60 billion or a 2-3x gain in about 10-15 years. Hardly returns worth the risk, especially since EVs are likely to slow considerably, the competition is now very intense, and the whole auto business is at risk from robotaxis. Given waymos current trajectory, they could cover all US miles driven in under 10 years; they are currently at 150 million mikes/year fully driverless and are expanding extremely fast. Additionally, it is likely that tedla ‘solves’ fsd within 5 years or at least 10 - sk how can Rivian compete then? |
| I mean that’s a lot of commodities. Orange prices can pump after a hurricane hits Florida. I’d say half the agricultural goods that skyrocketed in the last several years are bets that the climate/weather would get worse and affect yields. |
| Wait till you see my gooner base |
| Sounds good, appreciate your insight. I feel like both are value traps and have risk of like the government money transfer thing that was happening but no idea where that’s at |
| Agreed |
| It will for sure come crashing down. The insiders all know this, which is why they are dumping shares as quickly as possible. The question is: who are the idiots serving as exit liquidity? |
| Agreed but so did Tesla. OpenAI’s valuation is the same now\n\nNot saying it’s a good valuation, just saying a path exists to justifying it |
| [I did a discussion on the other thread, but they can try to turnaround.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ValueInvesting/s/0695wpNEkh) |
| make a lot of shitty movies |
| I have multiple positions this is like 8% of my portfolio. I don’t think it’s much of a stretch that NFLX will be back above 103 in at least the next few months. Plus the WBD acquisition will transform Netflix into even more of a juggernaut than it already is. I’m comfortable holding shares for years and rolling out calls if I need to. |
| Just found out there is 32 milfs in my area that are interested in |
| Strategy? TIL randomly buying and selling things is strategy. Call him Sun Tzu. |
| why is the graph in the green?? |
| Man I should not have sold Walmart leaps. |
| I never said it‘s just a little hedge |
| Breaking News: the American Petroleum Institute has given its Best Actor award to Steven Seagal |
| I’m in w you |
| It’s a 2k portfolio lol |
| No he’s gambling with the house |
| Their sky high debt is a problem, that just isn’t going to get solved without hardship. |
| 2 million shares of IONQ is insane — bro isn’t investing, he’s trying to personally accelerate quantum computing |
| You should’ve done a leap |
| If you lose weight you can get some length in it back |
| Uhhhh... Spy up like 5% in the last two weeks, lol. What miracle are you looking for? |
| Trends change , people may figure we may need to save animals for food , the price is also very different from\nA few years ago more than 90% down |
| Selling TSLA premium is the closest thing to financial BDSM. And you’re clearly the one in control |
| Please tell me this is just your "for fun money" portfolio |
| That’s a nice way of saying 1%. I’m not advocating for minimum wage but don’t pretend like it’s common pay. |
| I’d have to look into their financials. I’m already very exposed to fintech through an old job so I don’t put them into my core portfolio. I’ll report back if I get a chance to look. |
| It’s very interesting to me how charts are so symmetrical. I’m fascinated by them. |
| Turning theta decay into rent money — true options farmer behavior |
| I see what you’re saying but calling the difference in having to buy back at a higher price versus the price the shares got called away at a loss isn’t accurate imo. they are unique events. the first trade is over - you made money. then you decide you want to enter into a new trade by buying at whatever the current price is. |
| Cope |
| it's a crass way to indicate that it can be as simple as altering the characteristics of the characters. to as drastic as entirely changing the main plot points.\n\n\nor making original content from scratch\n\nit'll definitely start with bigger tits |
| 500 contracts on the line and acting like it’s just ‘a little hedge’ — absolute giga-brain energy |
| damn daddy! |
| 100k on OTM SPX weeklies is not a trade, it’s a written confession. Absolute degenerate royalty |
| Only WSB can turn climate science and Nasdaq futures into the same gambling strategy. Absolute masterpiece |
| Are you saying that we've spent a fortune ignoring nuclear power? (just clarifying) |
| When can I sign up for your course so I can learn how to do this |
| Am thinking to buy shares as well….what is the expected move after ER |
| Nice |
| Yes it is.\n\nif i held positions of my trades i would be millionaire atm. |
| campbell puts? |
| 😉 Hei sexy! I knew you'd swipe right. Wanna come over? |
| Whoever she wants |
| We are insanely fucked |
| A lot of gooning talent in here tonight |
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| If you’re right my family will get the best Christmas gifts |
| What’s your take on PayPal in comparison? |
| I made some nice cash selling LEAPS early, like when Nvidia hit $210 earlier this year |
| Believe it or not am buying calls for Kohls \n\nDamn there is a big line than i have ever seen in Burlington checkout |
| i thought it was about the fig bars |
| That’s fine there’s a long time between now and then and multiple quarters of revenue growth |
| I used to be 6’2 but now I’m 6’1 🙁 |
| Spy will and trend down for a red day Monday. This will print at least 3x which is where I want |
| The small town I live in is nicknamed "Boonvegas," and we have lots of trailer parks |
| Hard to say, but if you recover, ask yourself if making such a binary bet with so little actual knowledge about the external forces that decide the outcome is worth it. Betting on a new tech company seems better to me than betting and existing company will somehow pop and save you from a bad bet. Options decay, so you have to overcome that as well as have the company exceed expectations, and thats very hard to do given the markets exuberance. You would be better off selling calls over your common shares. |
| Yeah, but if you gamble and end up on the wrong side of earnings you might be holding this until September… Wise to never hold options thru earnings. |
| Altman now wants to invest in a rocket company to compete against SpaceX. No joke. |
| If you aren’t 6 feet without shoes you have no business putting 6ft on Tinder |
| you will be introduced to theta gang |
| Bro bout to learn what Theta is after SOY opening flat |
| Lmaooo |
| Confused, what is a $25 put? That can't be the strike price. |
| Just trying to enjoy a dinner with my circa 1992 Marissa Tomei doll and people will NOT stop staring and giving faces |
| I don't understand people who don't use darkmode in Robinhood. This is like a flashbang. |
| Did NBIS ruin it, or did you gamble your money away? |
| Explain your reasoning. |
| should have sold when you took the screenshot |
| Check my flair |
| Disregard everything this guys says. Just buy Nvidia calls |
| Roll out ad based revenue models. |
| It’s the end of 2025 and Sleepy looks more awake than 🥭 😆 |
| 2200, are u 5’6 160? |
| But that’s where you make the most gains… |
| It isn’t hidden. It’s just against most human instinct to be a patient investor and ignore short term noise. |
| PLTR is a good company, it’s the valuation thats the problem. |
| idk maybe this https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1fwh75v/carpenter_claims_he_made_415_million_on_tesla/ |
| OF |
| $hood 🚀 |
| Well, you named three of the most overvalued and or fraudulent companies. The bottom 20% plus of the SP500 companies have no earnings at all. |
| I just dont see the point. There is very little upside and a lot of downside. Look at the established automakers market caps - aside from toyota the most valuable one is 2-3x rivians market caps *even though they are mostly highly highly profitable*. For example: GM consistently earns 10 billion a year on **millions** of cars and is only worth 60 billion bc the auto business is so hard. There is no reason to assume that rivian can ever be more profitable than the current automakers except for hopium. They certainly have not given us any indication they can be at all profitable yet.\n\nConversely Rivian has plenty of room to fall. They are burning 4 billion a year - they are out of cash in a year and a half. Their *gross profit* is 100 million - sure it can get better with scale but who says that it will - if it doesnt the stock can easily crater. \n\nThe only reason it has such a high market cap is bc tesla does. But tesla only has such a high market cap bc of a) people believe elons false promises and elon does have an awesome track record b) fsd/robotaxi is pretty good and it does have potential to be structurally better than waymo c) it is a holdover from the covid car crisis when they were insanely profitable and people thought it would continue. The truth is that even tesla is barely profitable right now especially with the tax credits gone, so inagine how hard it will be for rivian to become profitable. |
| fool |
| Horrible |
| Alo killed Lulu business |
| It’s all about sucking off consumers? It always has been. |
| the real winner will be the first company with an actual sex bot |
| Can't wait to lose another months salary on this |
| A looong ass time ago when immigration wasn't an issue |
| Yeah if youre a fat fuck. Mine is 2200 calories |
| Oracle 900 by Monday |
| I think of a bimbo with fake tits charging 350$ for 20 mins. |
| Options trading? |
| Yes. He cut my lawn too short |
| Gold did even better than SPY. |
| Chatgpt also gives me financial advices |
| I appreciate the positive energy |
| This guy unfortunately will sell these contracts at a major or total loss. Buying at all time highs coming to the last fed meeting this week with major earnings uncertainty and higher ups and major institutions going full bear, this is horrible timing unfortunately. Late bulls always get sent to the slaughterhouse |
| Supposedly China has like 3000 miles of underground tunnels fortified against nuclear attack and provisioned with enough caviar to feed the army for a hundred years. |
| "Some days I'm really good at trading"\n...\nNo, you are not |
| I like it.\n\nI'm not doing it, but I like it! |
| No |
| You did your DD and you shrewdly realized time is not your friend here. I’m sure you’ll be just fine and congratulations on finding a possibly profitable opportunity |
| Chatgpt is superior to gemini because chatgpt glazes you so much it feels like it's about to suck you off. |
| So bill gates going to be blackening the sun so his prediction market bets payoff on RH |
| https://preview.redd.it/wp3phvp6en5g1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a2b4278c90935f05edc3317d75c733c635d9988 |
| I hope ur right and I can sell my shares at 400+ next year |
| Sorry I thought this was r/investing |
| you got any proof of that? |
| That too 🤣 |
| Oh yeah I mean I’m not even buying based on that, I’ve been in and out of ORCL all year. I think the management team has a chance on Wednesday to educate the street on their growth potential. I’ve been saying this is a $1T stock all year and think the street doesn’t understand how critical their data center and cloud business is to keeping the internet running. |
| CVNA fuck your right in the goat ass |
| when grok tells you \n"Keep stacking, brother. This one’s built different than the 0DTE degens. Respect." |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Did Michael Burry contacted any of you to mow your lawn? He wants 30 dollars but seems expensive. |
| Wht is putz then? |
| I just watched a video and it's ridiculously easy to reset an odometer on a modern car. They did as dirty when they designed it like that. |
| Yep and the expended fuel can be recycled twice. |
| Since 2021 🌽 has had 50% growth.\n\nFor comparison NVDA had 1000% in that time.\n\nApple and other Mag7 > 100%.\n\nSPY 60%.\n\nAnd people still think it’s a good investment. Retards. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bgeag3rndn5g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd25fae7f18188088bae1af018e6f4247548fdfb\n\nThis has a great chance to print Monday |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/DrummerTop819 made a bet that UNH would go to 350.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 320.38 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| RDDT 291 |
| I thought you guys were joking when you were saying you were buying Figma I didn't know it was an actual company |
| Somewhere i heard there isn’t really enough nuclear fissionable ore and fuel stock in the world to match & replace the energy from fossil fuel sources. \n\nIs that true? I mean is there really enough uranium , thorium ore out there? |
| Is Buttcorn under 84k yet? |
| My phrasing was terrible haha\n\nI want you to get a Powell boost and then sell. Everyone could make a living if people worked together \n\n\nWhat I don’t want is you to suffer because of a sell off and then your Powell boost causes you to break even. Then you’re just losing money the longer the stock doesn’t hit your strike |
| Gap down Monday |
| Manual labor. Until robots take that over |
| More like #traitors 💯🤑🥰 |
| Tell me what to buy Monday |
| Why do you hope for people to not make money 😂😅 |
| Thats it |
| Why eat at Wendy’s when you can work there |
| Subsidiary of Smegma |
| I was gonna go to the movies by myself because casino closed but theres no even tolerable movies out |
| To be clear I’m not buying to hold until expiry. |
| My toxic trait is viewing users who take 5 figures to 7 figures on polymarket in a couple months 😮💨 |
| If it spikes a great deal VERY soon, they could sell it off before September..\n\nMy hope is that they don’t end up breaking even and then losing money the longer they hold. |
| Better than 90% of the traders on here |
| If u can hold long term could positively change your life but u prob had/have short term options 😞 |
| It's almost like we went nowhere in terms of real money.\n\nWhen people are spending more for rent than the 90s as a % of income, greater % for food, are we really getting richer? Going even further back people actually had money and time to raise families. Look at this home ownership chart:\n\nhttps://i.ibb.co/KpTQ9Tr6/image.png\n\n\nWe just have unregulated monopolies asking for infinite money poured into the system to benefit them. While tech rots kids brains. People become more anxious, lonely, suicidal, and angry at each other. Getting more and more addicted to devices.\n\nK shape and affordability crisis gets worse every day. Tech bros will keep asking for more printing and you will own nothing.\n\nhttps://i.postimg.cc/YSBX9RRh/top-10-income-consumption-Copy.png\n\nhttps://i.ibb.co/rPj9ChX/G6-Vah4t-XIAAune-G.jpg |
| Did you see that bridge that just collapsed in China |
| Uh oh here comes the HOA pres |
| I think the correct word here is "putz" |
| U can bet on average daily temperature of cities on Robinhood, this generation is beyond cooked |
| $500 by September? That’s optimistic. Maybe $350. |
| Through the power of compounding if you put $10,000 into Amazon today it’ll be worth $10,150 by 2050. |
| Does the AI know he's gay |
| nbis actually ruined my life |
| Say that to my 500% gain last earnings |
| Buying Oracle calls before earnings is the financial equivalent of betting on your dad’s favorite boomer stock. Respect |
| Not yet. But they will. |
| Silver and gold miners OTM calls\n\nDuring previous price outbreaks the miners lagged but then their price jumped 50-200%. We're in the same setup now |
| Is Violet Myers worth researching? |
| when I think of las vegas I think of a trailer park with flashy lights |
| I strongly believe that you believe that |
| Bears, beats, battle star galactica |
| Whatever strategy you have is not working |
| Doing put option leap? Lol |
| I’ll do that for your mom when she’s late for her shift at the strip club |
| What precious contract has the most attractive set up right now? |
| Idk much but I feel like you got in a little early..might be a sell off before Powell speaks again.\n\nI hope it pays off for you 💪 |
| that's just a woman getting you to pay her bills while she hooks up with other men she's actually attracted to. |
| It is called not letting you screw up the neighborhood |
| percentage of U.S. workers earn exactly $7.25/hour; in 2023, only about 81,000 hourly workers made that rate, (dipshit) |
| $56.89 left? Brother, lemme tell you about 0DTE call options… Crawl your way outta that hole! |
| I sold puts on this one yesterday, shall see what happens |
| Double down and force it on people harder of course. |
| I remember the Babylonians, had fire food until the walls collapsed from the Persian siege. |
| Bagholding Oracle at 235 need a Valhalla move on earnings like last time. |
| Not going all-in on nuclear power the moment we had that shit figured out was the greatest mistake this country ever made. We will pay for this as a nation and a planet for the next million years. The compounded loss figure is so high youd need to dedicate a whole datacenter to store the number. Its really mind shattering shit. |
| Macau is fun gotta say |
| It's an adobe disruptor company run by a Peter theil program sponsored ceo. There was a failed buyout last year (I think?) Cost adobe 1b for the contract falling through and gave figma some room to grow. They went ipo this summer hot and have since crashed back down just above their original valuation |
| Yeah but really tho, I ain't going to no built in one weekend by China hospital |
| After all this regarded pumping in recent years, gold has still outperformed spy in the last 30 years. 🤌 |
| Split the difference and go to Macau |
| I helped slow inflation by dumping my penny to the trash. |
| hmmm |
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| Only 20 days left for this Santa rally to get its ass going |
| Don't know where to spend new years by myself, portugal or shanghai |
| We elected a leader whose wife's motto is "I don't care, do you?" |
| I respect it a lot more than pretending to like fucking the same pussy over and over after the first couple of years 🤌 |
| I do both |
| Finny thing is we can also build a hospital in a weekend (or less) using premanufactured modules |
| Isn’t that for cars they sell over seas… |
| spy leaps but wait for a pullback |
| So...can I finally fucking watch *Shogun* on Netflix??? |
| ...what? \n\n2024: -4.62\n\n2023: -1.28\n\n2022: -3.82\n\nyou're an idiot. |
| I don't hold things long term tho. I'm looking to buy / play thursday like 5 minutes before close and sell / close friday open ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯\n\n\---\n\nI did have a quick look at the chart. Super beat down, yes. Still - not really my investment style lol |
| Why get chicks on tinder when you can get chicken tenders |
| They have 6 satellites in orbit and depend on space x to get there. Eating that lunch any day now |
| It really depends on how you use it. |
| 😎 |
| Just got word from my techbro down in china. Self aware ai is here |
| It’s up almost 20% from the bottom. My best guess is it continues to the 200ma. At least. \nTake peak at the Max chart regardless of what you do. It’s beautiful. |
| whatever she wants |
| Downvote if you lift and eat 3500+ calories daily\n\nUpvote if you go half ass on the elliptical and eat Tender Greens |
| Nice, what does she do? And how much? |
| I hope he held! |
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| Everyone started pricing in 2-3 weeks ago. But the prices will still go up they’re literally injecting the system with more liquidity |
| jesus |
| You know they quadrupled down lol |
| Well I guess if Im lucky Ill stop shitting my pants. I mean, that's all I can hope for. |
| what if i take out a bunch of loans, yolo it all on 0dtes, then declare bankruptcy if i lose it all |
| December 10th I believe |
| Yeah unlike all those fiat currencies which aren’t used at all! |
| Imagine starting a family between now and the next 10 years and then AI takes your job\n\nYour finances would be fucked |
| Kids are different. I do shit like that all the time. Keep it real close but let them win to motivate and encourage them. Get them excited about things,. especially new activities.\n\nAgain, it shows character on your part IMO. You value things more than winning a meaningless game. |
| it’s ok to judge ppl in “open” relationships- that shit is fookin weird! |
| [also gyna](https://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c231yry75m3o) |
| Netflix $120 next week |
| I've never missed a payment across multiple cards and accounts for 20 years. I also have a very low credit usage percentage. My credit score is pretty good too.\n\n\nHonestly it's more than I comfortable with. I treat my credit cards like debit cards and have all my cards set to automatically paying the full amount every month. |
| I love to tease China but those mfers can get things done. I tried to remodel my house and I had to fight the county in permits for a year |
| No crying in the casino |
| if you’re debt free and find a penny on the floor, congrats, you are now wealthier than 50% of Americans |
| Hey Fat Cuck. You've been saying this since 23 |
| Give me 10k$ I’ll make it back. Why tf did you buy puts right before the fed meeting where it’s like 90% chance they’re gonna cut rates? They officially stopped Quantitative tightening on December 1st. You bought puts right before they turn the money printers on and stocks & commodities go up due to dollar inflation. \n\nWhy. |
| i guess i need to stop letting my niece win at air hockey |
| They can. And then *roll* your ass out for it |
| not possible |
| lol no it won't |
| hot shit in October, tough shit in December |
| Nvidia CEO says data centers take about 3 years to construct in the U.S., while in China ‘they can build a hospital in a weekend’\n\nhttps://fortune.com/2025/12/06/nvidia-ceo-jensen-huang-ai-race-china-data-centers-construct-us/ |
| Shut up piggy |
| just put the fries in the bag bro |
| How can I obtain a positive net worth? |
| Puts on 🥭hands |
| Hey. Disappointment builds character |
| Why does poly market have 89% Japan hike. There’s no way those timid bastards do shit |
| I’m with you. It’s going to bleed next week. |
| People waiting to see what fed does and their tone \n\nAlso boj hiking and fed cutting\n\nEarnings again next month which will be another round of beats and raises for the next leg up |
| Cheaper |
| Almost had it. |
| If you have not mastered AI in some way or form, you won't make it. |
| Tell us your secret. |
| I don't remember my name |
| It is comical that Netflix had a meeting with Blockbuster in the early days, hoping that Blockbuster would offer to buy them. How the turntables have. |
| Touch ass |
| No one on this sub does that much analysis. Go to a different sub. |
| See? |
| You can learn a lot about a person's character when you play a competitive game with them. Golf, tennis, pickup ball, whatever.\n\nIf they absolutely demolish you at full force, it means they care more about getting the best outcome for themselves and less about relationships. Can be useful partner in business or some situations but don't expect loyalty.\n\nIf they are clearly better than you but don't get as competitive or relaxed, it shows they're more aware of others. They say things like "I guess I'm having a good day."\n\nIf they seem to purposely sandbag and praise you, that means they're a bitch or untrustworthy yes man, maybe a sycophant with no spine. |
| all I remember is I was in middle school and houses in my city went from 700k to like 300k in the span of 10 months |
| That's impossible for the *REAL* buttcorn holders. They bought at $10 if ya listen to most of em |
| Tried chatgpt again after a long break.... Wow it's super slow now |
| Nah, ignore these fools, market going up at least until Wednesday fed decision, and 50/50 rally or pull back following that announcement. But this will print. It’s already ATM. $20k close out, Call PT (sell): $13.30/call |
| funniest thing about this is people will call it “gambling” but that nonsense we do on this backwards stock market will be seen as “investing” just because some big company names are attached to the stocks 🤣 |
| My pussy so wet |
| Adobe products fucking suck, why bet on that crap.\n\nThen again Microsoft products all fucking blow and look at them. |
| Any women here? |
| What do companies even do when by next year it turns out nobody really wants to pay for AI in everywhere |
| Ok. Now what? |
| Losing that much in a bull market is a tough pill to swallow. Did you have a specific strategy that didn't pan out, or was it more of a mix of bad luck and bad choices? |
| Bears hope you sold your puts on Friday and have a good weekend |
| Ngl this subreddit sucks now. weekend thread is abysmal. |
| Bitches love dicks |
| Don’t ask me to touch the grass because it’s freezing outside 😤 |
| i was a child in 07 and feel like there are similarities to that time as well |
| Doesn't that tell you something? |
| As someone whose family used to sell weed, I always thought touching some grass mean getting some |
| Little kid before drinking drink milk first |
| Still is in most fams |
| Fifa have always been a corrupt pos organization but watching that brazen slimeball Gianni Infantino yesterday made my skin crawl |
| My prediction is I’ll ask the sub their thoughts on the next few weeks’ directionality and volatility, and the only responses I’ll get are worthless and garbage. So far, I’m killing it! |
| Options strategies? Oh, you mean the ones that make you feel like a genius in a bull market and a complete fool when the tide turns? I feel like managing the greeks is something only the pros do, while the rest of us are just praying for a miracle. But hey, if you believe in 2026, let’s just hope the market doesn’t throw a tantrum before then. Good luck out there! /s |
| But but earnings bro |
| Yea, there's rumors they're going to run out of cash. But I bet they find more money or government backstopped bailouts before they do. |
| It's not normal for insiders to sell every trade for a year. |
| Do you guys not see the similarities to the dot com bubble? |
| Problem is the breakup fee would be devastating to the industry too. It’s lose lose now. |
| [It was this](https://imgur.com/a/yusD17B). |
| Genius |
| Fuckton bailouts for tech bros with printed money. Honestly I don't even think it collapses, they just throw more debt at it while everyone else slowly drowns and tech bros take more of the consumption pie. |
| I’m the luckiest guy ever tbh , I have a goth gf and she outearns me |
| Netskope Calls |
| Uh, I didn't think I'd get this far. |
| It was [this image](https://imgur.com/a/yusD17B). Got blocked somehow. |
| If not that whole pump is going to unwind badly |
| i think it might print just because he's getting all political again |
| Should it? Yes.\n\nWill it? I honestly don't think it will. |
| Apologies. [Here it is](https://imgur.com/a/yusD17B)! |
| They'll probably still get the $1T because Scam Altman is just that good of a grifter. |
| Nope she doesn’t own it she just gets a chunk of the payout. |
| Yeah and that created the dot com bubble that blew up in their faces |
| 90% of statistics is done improperly anyway. |
| What's figma? |
| Nope. It's basically I've been seeing more bulls than bears & the entire sector has been doing well (GAP, AEO, ANF, etc) |
| so your prediction is we either go up or down... lol |
| 🥭 redacting the Epstein files as we speak |
| And before that Discovery ate Scripps and cancelled all the TV I was working on at the time. That was 10 yrs ago and it’s been big fish eating little fish and cancelling more and more ever since. |
| I dunno man just finished a business stats class and chatgpt/google AI was only good enough to cheat my way to a B-. |
| BREAKING: OPENAI TO IPO AT A $1 TRILLION VALUATION\n\nBREAKING: GOOGLE RELEASES GEMINI 3\n\nBREAKING: OPENAI TO IPO AT A $200 BILLION VALUATION |
| Go on.. |
| “You guys” I’m not a studio suit. I’m a boots-on-set type that hates the hairbrained slop that all the jobs have become. But yes Hollywood™️ seems dead set on cancelling themselves. |
| It's not unpopular because it takes jobs. It's unpopular because it doesn't even work. |
| 1000 AI 12/12 16c for .16 avg. \n\nIdk just following the suspicious activity. It feels like someone knows something cause the block buys were massive. Single buyer. 20k blocks. |
| Have you tried convidence yet? |
| With the enshittification of everything, somehow it's all worse. |
| I was thinking that! Last time I shot my pants I shrek cocked all over the place!!! |
| Of course they're unpopular. What's left for us degenerates if we can't even rely on a distinguished career at Wendy's? |
| Go touch some grass, hit the gym. See you Monday |
| I remember win Vizmod was cool and witty. |
| Going into December, I expected a strong week 1, a slight FOMC “sell the news” shakeout for a couple days, and then rally into January. But week 1 was low volume and flat. So now I think either it was consolidation and we rally hard on a dovish FED, blowing off the top…or… Oct 30 was the tech/AI top and we are fucked. Anyone have any thoughts that aren’t insanely stupid? |
| FIFA created a peace prize award just to give it to mango\n\nThis is the timeline we live in |
| Calls for? |
| Buttcoin needs to bankrupt Saylor already. |
| where did you hear those rumors? do u have sources u could share? and why TAL and not e.g. new oriental? |
| They're not trying to make profit u silly goose\n\nU sound like those people who complained tech companies made no profit in their early years because they were just trying to grow |
| Ok now what |
| Nah. I really believe the AI infrastructure and CapEx boom will continue good or bad. Because they throw so much money at it. There seems to still be unlimited appetite to light money on fire.\n\nBut they haven't even replaced Wendy's WSBers flipping burgers. MCD has been trying for basically decades to automate it. It's surprisingly difficult.\n\nWendy's has been doing AI drive thrus which are wildly unpopular.\n\nI wouldn't worry about the AIpocalypse just yet. The real threat is tech bros using the fear of AI to make the K shape economy, affordability crisis way worse while we all keep drowning. |
| These Supreme Court ghouls need to make up their minds |
| didn't vw complain about rivian's app? I remember them making a deal with rivian as their ui wasn't appealing to customers and the deal being hailed as a competive edge. |
| [Here’s what I meant to post](https://imgur.com/a/yusD17B). And long term you’re probably right. Bots are cheaper than human workers and people haven’t cared about quality in a long time… |
| CRM earnings sympathy play |
| 🥹 |
| What will they do with all the data centers when this house of cards collapses? |
| Maybe |
| In my eyes, you are already. |
| Yes |
| Its not a crime to own a ton of baby oil |
| bitcoin\n\n**ethereum**\n\n#cryptocurrency |
| When Weekend at Bernie’s paraded a corpse around? AI is like that for entertainment lol |
| Your eventual KYC pic is going to be a very sad face |
| After last week, I think we should permanently close the casino. Better for my mental health |
| That’s already happened. Now casting will be done by AI - casting AI. |
| Big brain |
| But Marvel movies at least used to result in lots of jobs and a living income for humans. Now we’re not needed. |
| And outgoings of $300 billion? |
| "0dte as a play on earnings that addresses time decay" like what? (1) not even possible to do a 0dte play on earnings if theyre after the bell; and (2) as if the likelihood of you getting theta crushed isnt 99% |
| Can we all just agree to stay at like 2015 tech |
| Without paying the creators surely. |
| Ok |
| Personally I think Iv is too high so I bought 100 shares… I know I know…. |
| Same. And it'll become just like X. |
| no. |
| You do realize that Richard Nixon was born in 1913? Those of us who are still around from the 70s and 80s felt rather differently about the issue. I am still doing industrial quantities of dmt and psilocybin |
| subway is great but too pricey |
| Idk which presidential election it will be, but one of the presidential elections will be won because the winner champions Universal Basic Income in response to AI & robots taking people's jobs |
| The worrisome bit is that now Netflix isn’t just combing mid slop - it’ll own the good stuff now and can feed that into the machine. |
| Yikes. I used an AI bot to analyze which stocks to buy - stayed away from Amazon and Microsoft after using it. Message me if you want more details. |
| Call or put? |
| Sleepy was such a great guy!!! I miss making fun of him |
| Santa bought Internet money at 120k and jumped off his sled. Christmas cancelled. |
| Hey, I lost 90k over 2 years around covid mostly on energy options that crashed. Congratulations. Then you start over and be less regarded. |
| Same, but will groceries cost more instead? Bites fingernails |
| Check out AI for the same. 100k OI across the next 4 strikes for next week. Pretty sus. Possibly could get a gamma squeeze with it being a top 10 shorted stock. But who knows. \n\nDecided to pick up 1000 16c |
| People are as dumb as the corporations think they are then. 🤷♀️ |
| There is American poor\n\nThen there is wsb poor |
| Everything is fluff. The real shit isn't reported. You are doin good |
| “Bigger tits” is the paradigm shift we need? Personally I’d like interesting characters attached to those tits but if you’re only watching for “hot starlets” you can enjoy your AI porn. |
| Think you are correct. We might look back and say it ended already |
| Haterade |
| I did give it more attention than the news. |
| That will blow up when they start integrating ads |
| Not that kinda spice bro 🤷🏻♂️ |
| edit: that's a starting point, now to the why |
| I dont live in chernobyl |
| I remember around “Liberation Day” there were people actually looking at weekend futures lol. Good times |
| I wish I had an annual revenue of $12 billion |
| Good sign |
| And now Netflix can feed it a LOT of beloved characters and stories without copyright infringement. And cut humans out. |
| My girlfriend likes vuori. |
| lol I just did the same thing. |
| Im right here |
| Wut dat is |
| You’re right but as someone who works in the film industry it makes us real sad/mad that opportunity, investment, and real human careers are getting replaced with the reanimated corpse of entertainment. Hundreds of thousands of not millions of jobs drying up. |
| Buybacks |
| Does anyone use ORB on Webull. If so, how? |
| Open the casino, it’s too cold and need some spice in my life |
| Man this whole post screams "how do you do fellow kids" lmao, either pick ADBE or just type Adobe normally. Also the "major catalyst" is ADBE's next earnings being 10 Dec, of course there's a run up before that. |
| Don't you dare lie to me. You definitely clicked on that only fans girl's reddit post. |
| Cantor also visiting the street to talk about XXI next week so who gives a sheit about their narrative? |
| Would my free robinhood space x share will value more ? |
| Deserved response. Thanks.lol |
| OpenAI has an average annual revenue of only $12 billion. This AI circus ends next year |
| [Green Day - American Idiot](https://youtu.be/Ee_uujKuJMI?si=AEj_Lrd9W_cwdhFn) |
| Downward spiral 😵💫 |
| When did they start giving out badges?? |
| You weren’t trading. You were using an online casino and you are surprised that the house won. |
| This is disgusting and shouldn't be allowed to happen. |
| Man I have gotten so desensitized to bad shit happening i see a headline like "Chernobyl radiation shield damaged. Significant radiation leak" and i just scroll past without a single fuck like its an onlyfan girls reddit post. |
| Whatcha gonna buy with your 56 bucks |
| Whats that from? |
| One of the reasons why you don't want a leader whose world view was formed in the 70s and 80s is that they'll restart the war on drugs 45 years later. |
| Less than a decade. That’s exactly what Netflix is banking on. \n\nBut does it even matter overall that creatives/artists are losing investment to the robots? Depends on whether audiences like prompted-entertainment. But income/opportunities for making original content has been tanking for a while and this feels like the death blow. |
| When you lose just photoshop them into winnings. This company blows. |
| You can't approve much when youre in a khole |
| I don't get these posts. You were degen gambling every day but never added to your port in 5 years?\n\n\nWhat is this, kids gambling inheritance? Fucking basement dwellers living unemployed? I just don't get it. Wtf did you do with your life the last 5 years? |
| Waiting for NVDA to reach $200 is like waiting for a tree that hasn’t been watered |
| It’s def going to zero that’s not even a question. I’m just wondering how soon. I’m thinking within the next 12 months |
| Boob - ha |
| I could start a fire 🤔 |
| Only absolute morons see a realized loss on bitcoin. |
| Needs an Indian CEO |
| I don't do any crypto, sorry! |
| IDK, give it a whirl. This sub is a big pile of shit now, not fun or interesting, just a bunch of idiot bipolar egards. Shocking how fast it turned. |
| And we have killed him\n\n\~ Noeltzsche |
| You really think so? |
| Reddit is so cringe. Downvoted for not drinking the political koolaid. Just got a message pop up saying they ban people for being overly political when the entire economics thread is political \n\nHow silly |
| Mnav went to .49 last bear market and no sale |
| someone brought their cybertruck to the club today. elon must've been in quite the k-hole whenever he approved that shit |
| That's just cruel 🤣 |
| I was eating burritos at my house when phone ring\n\n"Uncle ded"\n\n"No" |
| You kinda missed it, again. |
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| And ketchup too \n\nLast time you missed it |
| Getting cold in that basement huh? |
| Paramount is so fucked. 😂 They didn’t take streaming seriously and now there a decade behind. |
| DM me your seed phrase |
| waiting on the scandal that catapults u into public memory |
| Writing short stories and expecting literary analysis on WSB...smh. |
| His reaction to this post was identical to mine and everyone else's: are we allowed to say cunt here? |
| It’s probably a win-win for Netflix long term but they’re taking massive debt and cutting original creative soooo… 🤷♀️ is that what people want these days? More isolated echo chambers that only show you what you want to see? It’s working out for tech companies so far. |
| You regards are so predictable. You miss everything. |
| Can confirm. Worked there from 2001-2002 . Fucking golden era was coming to an end in front of our eyes |
| this story dumb af |
| OP is correct. It is income for GAAP but not for tax purposes. It would be a book-tax difference on a tax return. |
| Not so confident that you're good at putting anything together, including words. |
| Options expired worthless |
| Damn, he mustve read some bad books |
| Idk seems a bit odd. I’m betting it pops during the earnings calls |
| Sorry all. Image got removed but [here it is](https://imgur.com/a/yusD17B). |
| 99% chance that mstr will never sell buttcum due to mnav reasons. other people will do that for them. end result is the same, though |
| sorry for your loss |
| also when you trade can you lose more money than you invested? |
| That's all you got in your regarded smooth brain huh? |
| Just your average earnings run up. I hope this thing fucking moons. My leaps need it |
| Figma my balls |
| My dog would like you |
| Uncle died alone and broke. Was once the greatest sports bookie, reduced to living in a cabin the woods. Used the car battery to power the place, but left the car on too long one night and the fumes got em. |
| im so confused on what im looking at |
| Newark, NJ |
| Nice work! I’m in the same boat - there’s no money being invested to hire enough crew any more. |
| Yeah, back in the day an opposite sex spouse and kids was a strong societal expectation. Good to see you facing up to stuff |
| Since October 10, SPY and 🌽 dropped relative to each other. SPY has returned to its ATH while 🌽 is 30% behind. It doesn’t matter where it is, its done |
| It's been beaten down so hard that it has become a value play. Likely a big investor getting in for the value. \n\nOn top of this, a lot of software names as a whole have been bouncing back a bit. Likely way oversold from the AI eats software narrative that will take longer to play out than what was priced. |
| Just as I suspected mumbers are ghey |
| Any wealthy WSB members in here?\n\nFigured I would send this into the ether.\n\nI have a 10,000/10 strategy, backtested for over a year and a half. Consistently wins strategy. My backtests showed win rate that is the in mid 80's. Not that that necessarily matters, because you could have a 90% win rate, but only on average catch 1 point on ES/NQ...etc. But the moves it catches are usually around 10 points a day, absolute minimum.\n\nAnyhow, not sure what I'm proposing really, but I'm not in the mental space currently to execute this strategy. Not in the correct space in life atm. If anyone has money + in a decent spot in life, with only a small edge in the market....well that is the opposite of what I have. I have the strategy, which I can go over with you, having trouble executing it due to emotions trading. Obviously I don't want to just give away this strategy that took me like 15 months back testing to come up with, a lot of late nights. But I see people blowing $100k-$400k on trades, and i'm like, dang, if only they had a strategy like mine or someone else, they could make so much money with some discipline.\n\nSo, if anyone wants to team up potentially, talk for a little bit, see if it's a match, send me a DM. We could form a trading team. This is a long shot, but I know there's a wide net on WSB's. Been a trader for about 6+ years now, work at a #2 brokerage in the US. trying to transition to trading full time. |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| #🙋🏻♀️ |
| https://preview.redd.it/9ik5t9sz0n5g1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=419305e07c11c80bcc53e31d862febe11936588e |
| 😂 💯 There's brave and then there's smart for sure. |
| This could be a comment in r/valueinvesting or WSB lol |
| Just put the fries in the bag, dude |
| People mega emotional about it rn. Yen carry trade unwinding, fear of winter from 4 year cycle, general skittishness with risk assets. \n \nPosition accordingly |
| No one is buying those except people trying to artificially inflate the market. Same as 🌽 |
| Must be a circle jerk |
| Pay it back with Monopoly money |
| The floor of the ghay ber market was cluttered with fear. Elias, a robust, bearded ghey ber in a flannel shirt, sat at his trading terminal, his face buried in his hands. The stock he’d bet his savings on—a boutique artisanal soap company called clean Break— had plummeted, leaving him with a nauseating loss.\n\n\n“It’s a catastrophic correction,” sighed his partner, Gideon, a silver-haired Polar Bear who specialized in bonds. “The whole index is down 500 points.”\n\n\nElias groaned. “I should have listened to the analysts. They said the valuation was all fluff.”\n\n\nSuddenly, the trading floor intercom crackled: “Code Brown Alert! Unsanitary event on the main floor!”\n\n\nA panicked murmur swept through the traders as they saw the cause: a panicked new intern, overwhelmed by the market crash, had suffered an unmentionable accident right next to the high-frequency trading server.\n\n\nElias looked at the absolute mess, then at the flickering screens showing his portfolio. He stood up, calmly grabbing a nearby mop.\n\n\n"This," he said to Gideon, nodding toward the floor, "is just feces hitting the fan. It's a short-term panic."\n\n\nWhile the rest of Wall Street recoiled from the literal mess, Elias and Gideon simply saw a cleanup job. With zero competition, they bought up shares of a newly launched public sanitation company, clean Slate, at rock-bottom prices.\n\n\nBy the time the floor was sanitized, the ghay bers had bought a controlling interest. The next day, clean slate stock soared to all-time highs, proving that sometimes, the biggest market opportunity is found when everyone else is simply running away from the mess. |
| Dunno, I need to see his p values. And then slooowly move up to his confidence intervals |
| How does Amazon entering used car home delivery space not just destroy Carvana |
| It's just boring. Q1 couldn't come soon enough |
| What do you think about the Amex partnership affecting sales? |
| Your logic is profound! |
| Don’t forget the new partnership with Amex |
| I thought 🌽 had dropped for real the way people are gloating in the thread. \n\n\nShit aint even near the lowest its been in the last 30 days. What are we doing? |
| No it didn't.\n\nYou think Friends represented singles in New York? They were all living like that? |
| They need to invest more in back end infrastructure but all signs point to investment in AI and continuing the massive budget cuts to creatives we’ve been seeing for the last decade. |
| I started my cut today for summer 2030 |
| Used to have a lot of friends\n\nStill have some enemies\n\nWouldnt wish the pain i went through this year on my worst worst enemy |
| >However, I think that the US govt is already past the fiscal event horizon,\n\nFar overstated. It's the richest country in the world, while we have a debt-per-capita comparable to Japan. 38T can be paid, especially when eroded by inflation and if there is GDP growth. Its just a question of who pays it and when. |
| Did you actually read what i said ? I get the first in subsacription plan but it wants to charge me to watch home alone 2 onwards. Not every single one.......Same with any movie, i can watch the first but then tries to charge me more for watching the next one.\n\nThats 3 times in 24 hours people have twisted my words and/or not read the comment properly. |
| And it comes with all those Cybertrucks they bought too. Lol. |
| Time to snap dickpics to all the girlies |
| Damn it. Image got cut. [Here it is](https://imgur.com/a/yusD17B). Sorry all. |
| The day old Reddit goes away is the day I say goodbye forever |
| We know 😜 \n\nJust not confident that makes corn the best investment for you |
| Daily reminder.... $Amzn is not $googl\n\nIts a TRASHCO |
| It's because they gave up on Looney Tunes. Had they manage it properly and create better content, it would still be popular with the young kids. |
| Blockbuster still getting cooked for there lack of vision. lol. My kids have no idea what blockbusters is or what a movie rental store was. |
| I know you're just playing sarcastaball . However, I can provide some color as it's tangentially related to what I do at Wendy's .\n\n In the context of natural gas and some of the degens who gamble on that- it's a matter of how much colder or warmer than normal in major demand centers (like NYC/northeast), or how many prolonged cold snaps/heat waves occur in these geographies and how those weather events weigh on the underlying fundamentals of the commodity eg - working storage levels & rig counts . If there are surprises , weather gamblers can theoretically make money, but also- weather is not exclusively the only thing that weighs on the price of NG . Just one of several factors |
| I might eat a whole sleeve of ritz later |
| Don't lose all your money bro. |
| Good catch. Let’s see what other calls are bought on Monday. Believe earnings are Wednesday |
| Who is selling them to you? |
| I think someone, somewhere, is sitting on an exploit or mechanism to completely bust the BTC block chain.\n\n\nThey are waiting to release it as the best time for the lulz and complete market meltdown it would cause.\n\n\nGod it will be fuckingg glorious. Literal collapse to $0. |
| They don't own Marvel, they own DC Universe. So it will be a bunch of Superman, Batman, and Wonder woman movies over and over.. people will get sick of them. |
| What is your assumption |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Extension-Change-441 made a bet that GOOG would go to 330.0 within **5 days** when it was 316.234 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Calls on LLY |
| Mergers and monopolies are never a good thing. Remember this. |
| Unusual option activity on Dec 4th- one of you apes bought 2515 call contracts that expired yesterday. Now back to the regular programming... |
| But, how does that work exactly? Isn't selling would increase your leverage ratio further? For ex, 100k in equity, 200k in margin, all in the same positions. A fall of 20% means 60k down on the 300k aggregated value, but the loan is constant, so the original equity is down to 40k, meaning your leverage went from 2:1 to 5:1. How selling equity at this point will bring down leverage?\nMaybe I don't get something right here, I'd appreciate if you correct me\n\nAnother question: does box spread cash account as "equity"? Does it increase available margin? |
| Lol, you'd have 140k if you just bought s&p500. |
| I just ate a whole bag of cookies it was great |
| Life changing money to some.... |
| Yeah I think your prospects of getting it from a pro tight end are excellent 👌 lmao |
| Their ai shit is horrible. Not sure why, maybe increase in influencer spending coming through. Although a lot are blatant lies as the results I get are not professionally useful. The influencers post magic results but are clearly post edited not using the exact tech. |
| Who knows but something is cooking |
| Fraud market. |
| Ah ok my bad, well done |
| That's the insiders at Figma preparing to acquire Adobe |
| Duh. Did they pay the brib...I mean totally legitimate fees? |
| So ghey |
| ADOBE before earnings |
| This pic sums it up nicely. I had Tesla from 200$, sold it for like 400$. Without splits that would now be 6000$.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7shuymkc0n5g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b317bcdbc8f5aadf6a80f3252f9824b2f9551eb |
| Its all about the timing |
| Cut of hay? One's hair? One's outgoings? |
| Rippin soon. |
| I sprayed the bowl this morning |
| Unlike everyone else who are nerd quants |
| I think I could be the next Taylor Swift if I play my cards right |
| Ya that’s how betting works |
| Does it make you invisible or promise you middle-earth domination or revenge for the fact that your wife is sitting on my face as I type this? |
| Did the cat lick it up? |
| Crypto liquidations are about to get rolling |
| Hey! My grown man friends are buying pokemon cards! |
| There are easier ways to get a handicap badge |
| Yep buying at the top is a great play |
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| Translation? |
| But why? |
| Well look at this dumb dumb grandpa over here. |
| Got to be $200 for the hour. |
| I finally have a lot of 🌽. Moon incoming, all you ghey poors talking shit are so.... Ghey |
| I need a 100x to survive the next few months |
| UNCHARTED 4: A Thief's End |
| My first corn buy was 1100 in 2017, I still hold some but would never ever buy at these levels 🤌 |
| Hello, welcome to Verizon. Please assume position. |
| For every person who gains +75k, there is one who loses -75k. |
| OPEN is the next CVNA. PT $80! |
| As soon as Mr Powell talks on Wednesday I’m going to cash out and book a vacation |
| "squirt"\n\nYou are a disturbed man being taken for a ride by predatory women (you think they are women, anyway). |
| To quote Benjamin. You already lost the 75k the moment you emabled options on your account. |
| I’ve profited off Tesla shorts to the tune of 300 to 9k once. \n\nThat’s when Elon was on a ketamine trip and posting about 🥭 being in the Epstein files, which turned out to be correct. \n\n\nHowever, outside of Crashout drug binges, the stock defies common sense and fundamentals. Ive disliked Elon even from the days of Reddit loving him and calling him Ironman. He’s a charlatan with money which often times just creates a person who shoots for impossible things and ends up creating inferior versions of those impossible things…which turn out to crappy but novel products that pique consumer interest which inspires other companies to make better versions of said products later. But it works and it hasn’t stopped working…yet\n\n\nAll I’m saying is you have to time Tesla shorts with Elon’s drug use and you can’t predict when that will happen unless you know people who know people. \n\n\n\ntl;dr - you’re about to lose money believing in fundamentals and that’s a sign the market itself is unhealthy and unrealistic \n\n\nYou’re a good man, Charlie Brown. But you’re about to lose money |
| Nice! |
| Ghaybher |
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| Heard you can find thick ropes over on r/cumsluts |
| The Jelqer* |
| He is a "Good Trader" when the entire market is up. This man is the perfect example of Dunning Kruger. You are not a good trader any of the days my guy |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Far-Chip6746 made a bet that GOOGL would go to 330.0 within **5 days** when it was 316.004 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Imagine not having any 🌽 and posting shit like this because you're jealous. |
| Ur moms house |
| >Some days I'm really good at trading. Ranges are easy to decipher, momentum is easy to read..\n\nYou think you were good, and you think it was easy on the days that you got a good outcome. |
| 80% chance you are right |
| CHA CHING |
| guys im so horny, fighting urge to pump 10 kids into a lucky lady \n\nneed to take a cold shower 😭😭😭 |
| Just buy LMBO |
| It might get choppy!! Like real choppy! Media karens i mean "unions" are already trying to block the deal... |
| Cost basis is irrelevant and you can do the wheel, but if the stock does not return to your strike price and the difference between your strike and re-entry position is more than the premiums you’ve sold from the stock, then you would have been better off not selling covered calls. \n\nI track my premium profits and assignment losses, one assignment loss from a strong bull run can wipe out your premiums for the year. You can get around this by buying a call just past your CC expiration at the same strike when assignment becomes obvious and re-enter at a lower price, if you time it right the premium on the call you bought is less of a loss than just getting re-assigned, but ideally you want to avoid assignment and hang on to those premiums.\n\nThe best case scenario is you get assigned and it dips back below the strike you sold and you get a better entry point. I’ve had that happen and it feels great, but you can also miss the boat and have to buy back at a way higher price.\n\nAlso, bid-ask spreads can kill you when it’s time to roll out and up, so check the spread to see if the options are liquid enough to not get locked into a losing bet. |
| I was also not unscathed. Shitty part is, I had calls to sell at market open before the dump that were ITM, but overslept and woke up to oblivion. Kicked myself for that one, totally preventable. |
| How do I learn to do this? |
| There's one! |
| whatever happens this week, this is gonna be the last christmas we see in this house as a family 🎄🎁 |
| Sorry |
| Poor? Get hit by a car. This IS financial advice |
How the fuck is TLT and LQD providing the same yield? According to the Fed, the credit spread should be about 0.8%\n\n \n ICE BofA US Corporate Index Option-Adjusted Spread Graph and download economic data for ICE BofA US Corporate Index Option-Adjusted Spread (BAMLC0A0CM) from 1996-12-31 to 2025-12-04 about option-adjusted spread,... fred.stlouisfed.org |
| All in Uranium |
| join the club, i'll do good for a few days and weeks, then lose it all in one day. |
| Long term buy and hold bro |
| I'm saying we near ATH. We ran up for 2 weeks |
| Day after Valentine’s Day |
| Easy sell. See what the market does but it's not like used car financing is the next big thing.. |
| Imagine buying corn at 120k 😂😂😂😂😂🤌 |
| He thought he had it figured out for a moment |
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| Set a stop sell at your price of choice, set a ceiling number as well, then let it ride |
| Oh they all fit somewhere alright |
| Jerk it to clear my mind and buy anyway |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Saeonic made a bet that MSOS would go to 4.2 within **2 days** when it was 3.866 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 7 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Hahahahah \n\nPreparation |
| FAS is a real thing, it's why angloporian social welfare costs so much. Pore women don't know they are pregnant or who by, and even if they do they don't let it affect their lifestyle. So da kids is retarded (really retarded not joke insult retarded) |
| Had to lose day trades to snatch up all that 🌽 at the bottom over last month, guaranteed lambo 💪😎 |
| This is a loaded question. The real answer? I pick a contract that looks good at the time and clench my ass while I buy it. I find that if I keep it clenched really hard the entire time the bears cant attack. \n\nThe answer you need... I spent about a year selling covered calls on iwm and qqq and watched the charts to see how the contracts reacted to the price movement and volatility. Then when I thought I had it figured out I started buying contracts. |
| I need like a 100x to really help for Christmas. Kids are wild on what they want |
| Wait until Monday AM, it might go up few more as there was a news about adding CVNA to SPY late Friday evening, hence the spike. Let the international markets react to it too. |
| Calls on LLY |
| https://preview.redd.it/crc4jkfnwm5g1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d0b87611700bbd7698fd4b371148432b40c9308 |
| Believe it or not, Santa rally is real |
| Not born with it. Read Trading In The Zone. |
| I prepare to lose money |
| Dude with no due respect and please take this personally, you need help |
| Nobody cares go away |
| You literally answered your own question LMAO |
| My Wendy's resume |
| People keep yelling at me for this; go bother OP; *they're* the ones who called it income. |
| At 685 |
| An accurate portrayal of the US economy rn |
| who cares if you get assigned in a retirement account. cost basis is irrelevant. let the shares get called away, pocket the gain + the premium, and buy again if you want to keep holding |
| You're a real investor. #Respect |