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| #/CL FIRST TO 500 OR SPY. ASKING GOT A FREN |
| 🥭 is really playing into the 🌮 Tuesday bit now |
| Bears here won’t like it but this will be free by close tomorrow. |
| who cares about christian’s |
| I love seeing his verbal diarrhea having no impact what so ever on Iran, who had Iran cucks America on the world’s stage on their bingo card? |
| Idk market can last longer than me |
| Detour the straight and let them play toll booth into eternity |
| SPY would’ve been at low 500s by now and oil at $150+ if he told the truth though .. dude is a master class of market manipulation |
| I have SQQQ calls. You’re a weirdo. |
| Because of liquidity crisis. Nations are selling gold to buy oil (necessity). It’s temporary IMO. |
| For all my fellow ‘Murican regards, taxes are due in 10 days. Dont let Uncle Sam knock on your door demanding money |
| yes and the market will forget this happened now that trump cares again |
| To be fair Allah is just their word for god.. |
| My job is flying me economy class, do they think I'm gae |
| 48 hours would have been Monday at 10:00 AM EST. \nNow its Tuesday at 8:00 PM EST. \nThe Taco has begun. |
| All Christian first world markets closed. |
| https://preview.redd.it/vmkuvzkqpetg1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c443750e306f85bf0a1ef90b36a1f4d4c72298f |
| Who's ready for shreks biggest disk of 2026? |
| Hey fuck Trump and fuck you |
| Either you’re educated enough to know this fact prior to Orange saying it or you didn’t know it until Orange said it then did the research it to justify it. Considering you’re a Trumpian I’d argue the latter is most likely true |
| I have TQQQ puts and seeing this many people say “Monday green” makes me happy cause you are all regards |
| I want to see the comments on that Truth Social post but i dont want to make an account. \n\n\nProbably somthing like 🕌🙏❤️❤️❤️\n\n |
| calls on monday, puts rest of the week ✌️ |
| calls |
| US administration these days is like watching Trailer Park Boys |
| I really do believe that most of his base would cheer him on if he shot someone in the street. \n\n\nNothing matters. |
| More fantasy. Man was never at any risk. Meanwhile this current guy takes hits. |
| Market gonna nose dive tomorrow? |
| your blood money will become worthless if they keep it closed |
| \-1% |
| This is also assuming the mid east oil infrastructure is still intact when this is over. Most of it could be damaged and destroyed within a week or two with the way things are going. |
| Bro, go read the tweet or truth or whatever, shit is BONKERS. I checked so many times because I couldn’t believe it was real. |
| Oldest gen A is 16 now. It’s close! |
| I’d turn that thing right back around towards the moon |
| What's the conspiracy?\n\n |
| PRAISE BE TO SALMA HAYEK, SOMETHING WE CAN ALL GET “BEHIND” TO PRAISE AMIRIGHT? 🍑 |
| Gold puts or calls Monday open? |
| Do I go on a random trip to Catagena, Colombia this week? |
| Remember when the market pumped 3% off a simple headline that an aide overheard 🥭 saying we didn't care about opening the strait? 😅 |
| Mexico as always |
| Calls on chipotle, everyone making fun of 🥭 saying taco on tuesday will increase the taco sales as people keep getting reminded of it. |
| i JUST NEED MONIEZ GIF MONIEZ TO MEH |
| https://preview.redd.it/38r2t82fpetg1.jpeg?width=294&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc8c32ceb7d3e9e489528170b333409da3674513 |
| Open the street bro plzzzz bro open the straighttttt, fuck bro plzzzz. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. |
| Won’t even wait until then to 🌮. The entire weekend he had us on a 48 hr count down only to 🌮 that to Tuesday. These deadlines are about as meaningful as a stripper saying she loves you. |
| Nothing. More threats. |
| To think that I was actually *against* a boring dystopia at one point. Ye gods, what a fool I was… |
| Remember when they pretty much agreed to all of our 15 point proposal (ultimatum)? Yeah, we talked last night, they agreed to pretty much everything. Ceasefire imminent. Talks going very well. What a liar. |
| Have you even said thank you. |
| Metaboomer scores |
| I really, really hope they are empty, because if not things are about to go from pretty bad to really, really bad. |
| Thats just mecha hitler |
| Praise be to allah |
| Calls on iodine tablets |
| Looks like tmrw will be green after all |
| You bought calls when oil is $110 a barrel? |
| How mighty Christian of him to post that on Easter. What a fucking psycho. |
| Why did the women choose the ber mayne.. look how the world has gone to shit after that |
| Is he the first president to throw the f word around publicly? |
| Must be nice |
| What you going to do with them? “The Files, The Files” |
| I think his “8PM Eastern time” tweet is about a totally random thing not related to anything happening in the world right now.\n\nBut just in case I’ll buy otm puts and calls both |
| I think both of them crossed several unprecedented lines that are a disgrace. |
| Imagine being 79 years old and still having unrealized ambitions to be a dictator… |
| He could strangle them to death with his bare hands and each one would support him until the very end. |
| guys he moved the deadline from Monday to Tuesday precisely for his friends to get in\n\n \nwhat else needs to be said |
| If Obama had said that, they'd have stormed the White House and lynched him right then and there. |
| After the bullshit that was Thursday I agree. It's reminding of the bottom of tarriffs all over again, shit is clearly worse, but the market just pumped |
| Good luck sir |
| America in the elevator: *Hail Shahdra* |
| https://preview.redd.it/uiq93jh2petg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3695927110df04db3a3dffa9aebe1c894026640b |
| Gas powered engines refusing to start when it's super cold has always been a thing ... |
| Announcemnt for wednesday 8 pm |
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| We are going to open green. \n\n\n"But but but what about XYZ??? "\n\n\nNothing CRAZY unexpected happened over this weekend which means we open green. End of story. |
| I’ve been holding out for a boring dystopia but that hope is eroding quickly. I hate this. |
| This has been going on with the Iran issue for weeks. It was how he handled basically 80% of the tariff “negotiations” over the past year. This is far from new. |
| Mmmm love that part |
| Probably using Grok which is why is it’s still 2022 for it |
| [This is a wild post even for Trump.](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116351998782539414) |
| Crazy timeline to be in honestly. |
| I dont want this but im calling it. \n\nNext weeks headline. \n\n\nNuclear explosion in Iran as seen from Artemis II |
| You said a lot of nothing. |
| 👏\n\nLevi does not approve that message |
| 8 PM Tuesday what’s happening? |
| "My wife took the kids and left me for her personal trainer. Here’s what it taught me about B2B sales." |
| The 🌮kills all puts … first time? I got PTSD from holding puts and seeing these massive shrek dongs |
| Calls on another extension |
| my strait, my choice |
| The Hill on Trump: I do not rule out sending ground forces to Iran in case no agreement is reached |
| And this time he ***means*** it! |
| tell me about the *MASS APPEAL*🫴 |
| Calls on Wendy’s dumpsters |
| Because he’s on the receiving end probably |
| Long term they might hike prices but they don't have done it yet. |
| Copium |
| Taco Tuesday |
| And make sure Harambe gets elected in 2016 |
| Still have puts out there huh? |
| I’m not seeing news to back up this threat to blow Iranian bridges or power plants today. Perhaps that’s just censorship or perhaps we aren’t actually gonna do it. If we chicken out then Monday could be green by a smidge. |
| Hai twin |
| https://preview.redd.it/k3w0z05roetg1.png?width=373&format=png&auto=webp&s=45e9365e1f625a81f7365d67b0b0665a9bfbe631\n\n |
| As the little Asian girl in Rush Hour says.. “yeah cmom push the button!” |
| I think this place would get better if we banned screenshots from 0DTE spy posts. Too many randomly gambling and no actual bets. Gambling is guessing, bets are educated guesses with a sprinkle of yolo. |
| open the fckn strait you crazy bastards |
| Lots of markets closed |
| Imagine this being said in 2015, and how completely insane you would sound. Tinfoil hat level spookery. And yet, here we are living this 🙄 |
| Non-US sources are wayyy more pessimistic about the short term |
| C’mon SLV. Baby needs a new pair of shoes |
| Then you lose your job and don't have fuck you money anymore |
| I was just listening to it and the whole album Dave was was ahead |
| The AI bot pretending to be 🍊 needs to be tuned down a little. It's using fbombs and getting the religion wrong |
| Guys, imagine if 🥭 doesn't taco one time he should. What if he cancels... the taco tuesday?\n\nThis might have disastrous consequences ! |
| Fake internet money no longer believes in the 🌮 |
| Its really insane that anyone would ever believe the algos are working separately from the tweets. They are coordinated, he releases bs then uses algos to get the desired market effect from whatever catalyst he is releasing. |
| I watched a movie called The Titan and it was straight-up garbage; one of the worst sci-fi movies I've ever seen. |
| The algos are set - taco post= pump. He literally posts random stuff and stocks jump |
| alhamdulillah |
| trump taco tuesday confirmation! |
| Open the fucking casino, you bastards |
| It’s funny because in any other context Christians would be saying “Allah is the moon God” but now that orange guy said it Christians hit Hebrew and Aramaic lexicons, polled Arab Christians, read pre-Islamic Jewish and Christian literature just to justify for Mr. Orange using it unironically. |
| I truly love that no matter how serious things actually get, we’ll always have endless memes about it |
| The whole “deal” thing is pure hopium, iran has no reason to open the strait and no reason to negotiate at all when their goal is to survive |
| Excited for Mango’s bad boy era. He’s cursing in his truth posts like a little badass. \n\nIran is shaking in their boots like their mama called for them using their full name now… ffs |
| Yep |
| He's being facetious/trolling |
| Reagan: Mr Gorbachev, tear down that wall \n\nDude: open the fucking strait, you crazy bastards |
| Inshallah |
| If anyone is reading this from the future and can fix this, Harambe is the point of divergence. |
| If the US wants the oil to flow, maybe they should send over there P. Diddy |
| Don't try and use facts here. They're gonna roast you and down vote facts into oblivion. Especially the religious fanatics that don't understand how to use a dictionary. |
| And then again, what would your NYE 2025 self say about tomorrow? |
| bers in khhhhhambles |
| *snaps fingers*\n\nThat's it! Whew, thank you. |
| Go pray brother, we are now all Muslims. Praise be to Allah |
| 2 planes 4 helicopters is what I'm seeing |
| Yeah this definitely takes the cake over him molesting kids and covering up the biggest sex scandal of our generation |
| These AI algos really believe anything on truth social after that liberation day cancellation |
| I’m all in |
| Damn, how life comes at you fast. Milfs to me now have to be pushing 50 😂\n\n |
| Day old sushi remembers. |
| Wish you well. |
| No. They’re really heavy because of the super high thread count. Unless they’re a prayer rug or otherwise more compact. It’s easier to roll and lift than pull them. |
| Empire State of mind, Alicia keys lines |
| He already TACO'ed out of monday 9am deadline. \n\nWhat makes you think market will care about Tuesday deadline? We all know he will taco.\n\nBers u fuk |
| I have an apron that says this |
| Why not tomorrow on Monday? |
| I see an « EGGS » ticker on the WSB dashboard, has the Easter Bunny managed to IPO before both SpaceX and OpenAI? |
| Holy shit, we’re so fucking cooked |
| WTF 😳 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Better then dying of cancer |
| Iran has been consistent about their “deal” and end of the war .. just headlines that algos squeezing all the puts |
| Did warren buffet really say that? Why do the mods filter true things and then let total fake news progress? |
| I doubt oil production could scale back up to 100% of normal in 3 months if it closed tomorrow. |
| Salam alaykum brother |
| https://preview.redd.it/d23a7yh7oetg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3394e0f4219421b460423369deb3de19e3a8fa12 |
| I made 15k on puts Friday hahaha |
| tomorrow marks the 6th week since the war ended |
| Scheduling wars for the highest potential ratings |
| It's what plants crave! |
| Where do you see SPY opening at tomorrow? \n\nWill 🥭 tweet something to prop it up? |
| Thank you for your market update |
| But then gold is so down too which makes so sense |
| If my SPY puts don’t completely recover Monday I’m blaming everyone but myself |
| Okay bot |
| They are and will be. People are aware the Kennedy family dynasty and many others launchpad was shorting the fuck out of the pre depression economy. They are actively securing the next generations of elites. |
| The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote. |
| Tbf he didn’t say which Tuesday |
| I’m still hungover for last night, but don’t think folks would be happy with me shooting gin at brunch. Godspeed friend. |
| Mostly yeah. |
| or how they could possibly have an operation to go in and extract nuclear material for a week long operation just sitting in the same spot |
| 48hours extended to 82 hours and we have the strongest military? I’m ashamed to be an American. Less words more missiles bruh |
| Just read an article about A surfer who drowned and washed up on the beach in California, still attached to his surf board. \nHis son was quoted to say "at least he died doing what he loved" \n \nI'm pretty sure he didn't love drowning. |
| Inshallah brother you Pat them clean- no pulling |
| Don't you trust him bro? |
| https://preview.redd.it/rimvkqqxnetg1.png?width=436&format=png&auto=webp&s=054fadfe2713d0895862fe37e41f86faec04059b\n\n \n |
| War over strait open Tuesday 8 pm. |
| Can confirm as well. We're basically a captive audience on our end. For us, it's Donny's world and we're just living in it. All we can do it just sit back and (not) enjoy the ride |
| No just more expensive |
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| Calls on Brawndo, the thirst mutilator! |
| Me every morning since last year |
| !banbet spy 645 24h |
| I dont think that word means what you think it means |
| > Or his brain is just fried and he doesn't remember the deadline\n\nOh he remembers. It's April 6th, which is five days after Tuesday April 7th, which is 10 days after April 12th. \n\nBecause negotiations are going well. |
| He had to identify different deities on his cognitive test and was the first person to correctly see Allah. His doctors were incredibly impressed |
| give the guy a break he doesnt have a firm grasp on much besides Bibi/putin’s cock & balls |
| Inshallah |
| What in the absolute shit-fuck did I wake up to today my dudes? |
| Yes I entirely trust Donnie's sincerity here ya flannel |
| Right?!?!?! Who in there right mind believes that an individual trying to get rid of those "others" from his country who follow that religion meant that as a compliment. |
| Top stock picks in hyderabad |
| Actually, I’d like the same thing. \n\nSigned: 🌈🐻 |
| “Allegedly” from where tho |
| Thurs |
| So glad to see everyone here is bullish again. I was starting to worry about my puts. |
| Who's cash gang in here? |
| Heh |
| /mb\_ghalibaf |
| > Because we also import and consume a ton of oil and natural gas.\n\nThis is meaningless. We take in oil and natural gas through pipelines with Canada, it's destined for our refineries and LNG facilities and can't really go anywhere else. This isn't supply that can go looking for other buyers.\n\n> We're third in oil exports at about 4 million barrels per day sure but we're also second in oil imports, importing over 6.5 million barrels per day. So we're actually a substantial net importer of oil.\n\nCrude oil. Again, Canada. For our refineries. Everything you've said is meaningless, these are supply chains that cant meaningfully be broken.\n\n> Do you know how much total exports contributed to our GDP in '23? about 11%. Do you know how much natural gas exports contributed to our GDP in '23? 0.2%\n\nCool, now do oil. Then do it with the prices doubled.\n\n> Now you don't need more than a basic understanding of math to know that generally a moderate % change to a tiny number<a tiny % change to a big number. \n\nYou're talking about a tiny % (increase in energy costs as an input) of a small number (U.S. imports) and then take half of that (consumers don't eat the full cost). This is the delusion you're suffering from.\n\n> Not to mention even limited to just the energy side the fact we're a significant net importer of oil means higher oil prices will offset increased revenue from a jump in natural gas prices.\n\nNo, because again, the oil we import is mostly from Canada, via pipeline, to oil refineries specifically for them.\n\nWe'll share some of the windfall with our Canadian suppliers, sure. But there isn't much they can do to send their product elsewhere, not for the next few years at least. |
| Is that why he delayed monday deadline to tuesday? |
| Can’t find anything about irans leadership fighting, your source is pure copium lmao |
| @mb_ghalibaf |
| Did he actually say that🤣 |
| Actually, I'm wrong. It's just a spelling error caused by mishearing. |
| The refinery thing doesn't matter much. At least not in the US because we import crude and refine it ourselves. We don't really need to import gasoline or other already refined products. We actually export for gasoline than we import because we have excess refining capacity. \n\nSome small countries may depend on already refined exports, but for the most part the only ones hurt by the destruction of refineries are the people in the country that loses the refineries. |
| Allah means God in arabic. Arab christians also use the word Allah. Your God also called the father Ellah. You should start educating yourself more lil bro. |
| Anyone know if Persian rugs are easier to pull? |
| flat |
| Allegedly their speaker is showing the economic toll of any conflict continuation. Saying that they have a couple of weeks of runway before they have to eat each other. |
| Operation Epic Failure more likely |
| *Why being depressed, broke, and over $100k in debt was the best time of my life. Here’s why*\n\n-LinkedIn Lunatic |
| I’m gonna Google that. Minus well |
| Good. Eroding loyalty on all fronts. Progress! |
| US lost what, 4 planes, 2 helicopters, rescuing pilots and we are to believe they can somehow stop all sitting duck ships in the strait of hormuz from getting hit? |
| Looks like it’s 50/50 on here it being green or red at open, so would you take FLAT? Lmao |
| JUST IN: 🇷🇺 Russia's Kirill Dmitriev says oil prices may rise over $150 per barrel "within the next two weeks." |
| 🧎♂️🧎♂️🧎♂️ <- bols hitting refresh on truth rn while holding weekend calls. |
| I don’t agree that the market priced in the end of war, nor do I think the war needs to end (or even deescalate) for the market to recover. As I said, it doesn’t go down just because bad things are happening, if it did, it would basically always go down; America has been *more at war than this* for nearly its entire 250 years, and the market has had no problem pumping. The times it has crashed, historically, it wasn’t because of geopolitical events. |
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| "Alahu akbar" - my port last week |
| Can't give up my sources. |
| # OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO |
| They’re printing A LOT of money, so based on the money supply, it’s like 16% down. \n\nI’m a regard so don’t trust what I say |
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| We have some of the same holdings. I went all-in on oil E&P in early March and added some more over the past month on margin.\n\nHere's what I hold:\n\n• PBR.A (shares) and PBR (Mar 2027 and Dec 2028 calls). This would be my largest position by far if there wasn't political risk. As it is now, the BR govt has imposed a 12% export tax on crude. I wouldn't be surprised if they introduce price controls, especially on diesel. The calls were deceptively cheap because they're likely to release much of their earnings as dividends, so I'll need to pay close attention to ex-div dates as they get closer to expiration if I hold them that long. \n\n• SM (shares and Aug/Dec 2026 calls). 47% of their 2026 production was hedged so they have some room to fly. No clue how the Civitas merger will impact their 2026 performance.\n\n• OXY (shares and Jun 2026 calls). They don't hedge, but they do have some activities in the Gulf, mostly for gas, so that may hurt them.\n\n• PR (shares, Jan 2027/Jan 2028 calls). No DD, just spreading stuff out amongst US producers.\n\n• MTDR (shares, Jan 2027 calls). Same as above.\n\n• EQNR (shares, Jan 2028 calls). I wanted some brent oil and more exposure to EU\n\n• SU (shares, May 2026/Sep 2026/Jan 2027 calls). Unhedged, vertically integrated, adds Canada exposure.\n\n• VET (shares, Sep 2026/Nov 2026 calls). Exposure to Canada and also gas in Europe.\n\n \nTo anyone following along: I'm just an idiot on the internet, don't go full port on oil because of some companies I listed. My options can all expire worthless. I just anticipated that the current conflict would go on longer than expected and, now that the Iranian government finally has some leverage over the western economy after being bulled and bombed and sanctioned and isolated for decades, they're going to squeeze it as hard as they can.\n\nBasically here's my bull thesis on oil:\n\nImagine a classroom. The US is a powerful and increasingly irrational bully, Israel is a mentally unstable bully that should be in a different learning environment to protect everyone else's safety but the school is underfunded. ISUS has been bullying Iran for decades and preventing Iran from becoming friends (trading) with the rest of the kids. The rest of the kids (EU and other US allies) just sit there and watch as ISUS keeps throwing stuff at Iran, because their comfort relies on the status quo not changing. Well, after decades of this, ISUS's bullying finally stepped over a line by assassinating the ayatollah and murdering over a hundred girls in Minab. Iran's choosing to finally take a stand. Israel is splitting time between hiding under their desk (in bunkers) and terrorizing Lebanon (Hezbollah being one of Iran's few friends). Iran's getting some good nut shots in on the US while admittedly taking a ton of damage themselves. By shutting down traffic through the strait, they're punishing the rest of the world for standing idly by while ISUS bullied them and bombed them.\n\nIran is not going to relent until 1) they achieve a satisfactory amount of revenge against the US, Israel, and the rest of the world that let it happen, and 2) they significantly reduce ISUS's ability to harm them in the future, either through political/economic deterrents or through other means such as forcing the US to move their military bases out of the gulf states.\n\nI bought options on oil companies instead of on USO/BNO because I figured, if oil prices double from $60 to $120, margins could increase from, for instance, $20 per barrel to $80 per barrel. If some of the companies have higher costs (like $50/barrel), then their margin would increase from $10/bbl to $100/bbl if oil hits $150. I wanted longer dated calls because the profitability of some of these companies could increase by 200%-500% if oil stays above $100 for an extended period.\n\nOf course, it could all end tomorrow, in which case I'd expect the companies listed to take a big immediate hit to their share price, but possibly still reach new highs later in 2026 or in 2027 as the world learns that it's going to take quite some time for oil prices to return to the $60s. In that case, I expect my shares to do well, but some of my OTM options would probably be worthless. |
| How desperate do you have to be to give an extra 24h, within the first 24h? |
| hey how did you conclude boomerverse is reacting strongly to that? |
| Where are you sourcing this lmao |
| Source? |
| Give Hornuz back to the Portuguese! |
| GREEN |
| the reason energy infrastructure strikes didn’t happen last time is bc the generals refused the orders btw |
| Yes, instead of buying, thinking it will go up in value... Buy it, thinking it will go down... |
| Down in panic, then monster green dildo right up your portfolios cornholio |
| Was there a betting pool somewhere on whether the president of the United States would praise allah on Easter Day? If so congrats to the guy who took the long odds |
| Universal healthcare has left the chat |
| Nice try. It's a malapropism. |
| Imagine getting your signature on US currency right at the start of hyperinflation. |
| Delusional |
| Last generation to make it to 18 |
| Please let the market tank tomorrow one last time so I can scoop up the remaining companies that I slacked on buying. Signed: bol |
| Long dated puts are more reliable |
| https://preview.redd.it/wpcde7eanetg1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7604160032bf1e2f7101fdd76378a14c34605c6c\n\n |
| It’s slang |
| Somehow it will still go up |
| Markets gonna rip next week. Y’all don’t know about the Allah bump? Psssssht. |
| gold signaling we going down tomorrow. |
| Every time I think about evening futes I get a semi. Futes may not pump but my dick is. |
| An extra day and a half ain’t bad considering the internal war going on among Iran’s leadership. \n\nAny extension of tension now would devastate their economy just as badly as an infra bombardment. |
| Sadly I think whoever created the TACO acronym deserves partial blame for the death and destruction of my port |
| # wsb bearish --> GIGA PUMP incoming. 10 weeks of straight green. |
| Things are getting too spicy for the pepper! |
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| New pump and dump, markets are gonna fall tomorrow badly then Tuesday he is gonna push the deadline and not do anything and tweet about it and markets will rise |
| And that is how late bulls are trapped |
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| Me running away from the draft.... 🧑🦼➡️ |
| I for one am Tired of bitch ass 🌮tweets and manipulations |
| Isn’t that what people said about NVDA? |
| when did we forget to not feed the trolls |
| Bears |
| We have all these shitz going on and we are like only 6% below ATH… is this right ? LOL |
| Persian rug |
| The only way this is vague is if he comes out at 8 pm on Tuesday and says ‘I did it! I extended my car’s warranty!’ |
| He’s a businessman…so naturally he meant business hours /s |
| You |
| Its not. Wow. I was like he posts crazy stuff but still finds a way to lower the bar. Talk about unhinged. |
| Send in troops to where |
| He’s trying so hard to have them capitulate but they keep calling the bluff. He doesn’t understand the idea of ppl being willing to fight to the death if they don’t get a legitimate good deal |
| Where do we pick up our turbans? |
| Ever notice people who resort to the F word never really has anything to say. |
| Trump Al-Gaib\n\n\nhttps://youtu.be/j2KQYP6XR28?si=cgs8quE8AYTmgPaB |
| Apparently this is how things work! If halting 10% of global oil output for a month doesn’t cause a bear market I think line apparently only goes up now |
| New here?😂 |
| We lost 2 c-130s. Is that expensive? Who's gonna pay for dat? |
| They always have the threat of closing it again in the future - and opening it probably gives the US an out to pack up. Their oil infrastructure will become damaged if they don't keep moving oil through it.\n\nIran wants to stretch this as far as they can to hurt the global economy and apply pressure, but they really can't keep things closed indefinitely without crippling their own infrastructure. Maybe they don't care, very possible. |
| Whats the iranian guys twitter handle? |
| Markets will go up Monday because rational markets. |
| I could always be wrong, but I strongly doubt it would ever come to that. And even if it theoretically did happen, all of our ports will be fucked unless you're all-in on SPY puts |
| How do you know that? Haven't seen the word censored in any other subs. |
| At a deep loss. |
| Gen B started in 2025… |
| The deduction on losses per year is pretty small. Sure you get to roll it over for your entire life until you use it all up, but it isn't very helpful unless you have some gains to "use up" those tax breaks. |
| He did the same shit with the tardifs last April |
| especially considering how big the megacaps have been hit since Jan 1 |
| if there is any consolation, you wont have to wait long... earnings reports are coming and the oil impact will be shown. |
| Tuesday 8 pm a new liberation day?\n\nWhat do you buy? |
| Market pumping alongside Oil pumping last week was a sign of shorts covering. Oil will drop. Market will rip. |
| Why would anyone go bearish here? Youd just get your face ripped off |
| Jews in the US are overwhelmingly liberal. One of the most liberal demographics in the country |
| JAEGER BOMBS |
| Y’all keep betting on a crash that doesn’t come |
| He pretty much fuked those with his tweets just now |
| So very sadly true |
| That was 1 hour ago. I want him to respond to latest deadline |
| Uhoh.. Gem Alert 💎 ⚠️ |
| 🌮 Tuesday at 8pm |
| Watching Attack on Titan and they really dropped an airship full of titans to force open the Strait of Hormuz. Crazy. |
| Honestly that f-bomb may be the catalyst. The boomerverse seems to be reacting pretty strongly to that. |
| 🙂😕🙁😟😫😭\n\n💥 ☁️ 🍄🟫 ☁️ 💥 |
| If Iran bombed a US city then shouted Jesus Christ is king everyone would know in an instant it was mockery. But somehow this is lost on too many people when it’s the other way around. |
| Grunts are usually the last to know anything |
| Under the friendlies category- if China actually needed oil and wanted the straight open all Xi would have to do is make a phone call. Currently they don’t need it and they want the war games to play out. Make the U.S. and 🥭 look like the idiotic bullies we are. |
| Remember when the deadline was Monday at 9am ET? 🌮 |
| Ashadoo I guess 🤷 |
| poetic |
| Gang, it's simple. Just buy calls. I went all in on puts, thinking market would react to *gestures at everything* but it simply doesn't work that way. At least, not for very long. I hold puts right now, but fraud > conviction. Ask my ruined port. |
| Now the analysis is meaningless. I'm praying to God |
| Praise be upon Warsh.\n\nBless us with a rate cut. |
| I swear to Allah, if my puts dont print tomorrow... 😡 |
| He already did |
| Not only is that inappropriate towards christians, he said that in such a tone that it's most definitely mockery towards Islam. |
| Not only are new cars more expensive, you get hit with the first 60,000 miles of repairs which is usually more risk than the next 60,000 miles, believe it or not. If your car has a bad transmission, engine issue, or drivetrain issue, it is likely to be within 60,000 miles. So buying a used car with at least that many miles will put you past all of the major breakdowns and costly maintenance. It's an odds game. I only ever buy used, and it has to have ~65k miles. |
| 🚨🚨🚨🥭 extends deadline for Iran by an additional 24 hours. In a post on Truth Social he wrote: Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time |
| hows the market not down like 20% lol, everything is genuinely fucked |
| I’m about to start a Stripper Index like the Pizza Index. |
| - Carl Sagan |
| Under his desk, deepthroating him. |
| let's do the *middle yeast boogie* 🕺 💃 🪩 |
| Fake weekend threats to be quickly reversed come Tuesday "Everything is actually fine!" |
| Yeah but its important to track this shit to better understand how markets will be manipulated this time. |
| He set a Tuesday deadline at 8pm.. watch out for the “deal is imminent” headline during Tuesday market hours to 🌮 out of that 8pm deadline. |
| He made the exact same 48 hour deadline threat 2 weeks ago and as we can see nothing major materialized since then |
| Have we blown up and bridges or power plants today? I just need to know whether or not I need to be up at 3 am to sell. |
| Please note the “when” |
| https://preview.redd.it/5mthg38hmetg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8915122f0b7899c7626cfa1f80ab270d11ee1884 |
| Oh no. |
| They’ve called his bluff. Got to give him credit for not wanting to escalate further though. |
| 😂 |
| TACO is real |
| It won’t |
| 👉☹️ 🍌🥺🤲 😘 😦🤌 🦑🦍🦣🦖 |
| 🥲 You sick sonnuvabetch |
| Salam alaykum🐐 |
| How fitting for 🥭 to move the goalpost to 🌮 Tuesday |
| Ok got it 🫡 |
| Bro didn’t check the sub 😭 |
| yes! |
| See you on the moon brother 🫡 |
| [Wake the fuck up, Samurai] (https://youtu.be/Jkixh8Jgn_4) |
| Celtics for sure |
| Oh my…. 🤗🌮 |
| I’ll wait for the Iranian guy to post. He is in charge of the market. 🥭is so last year |
| If BTC hits $70k tonight the market rally will be legendary. |
| Yes |
| Praise allah, indeed! |
| Gen Z because it’s the last generation |
| There’s truth in this. In sufficiently random tea leaves the viewer sees what they want to see. |
| https://preview.redd.it/wq6eeuiametg1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=264326413302b7b5e6598c3c8161ae36553f49f4 |
| Got that shit in February |
| What's the direction tomorrow? Too tired to follow the tweets now. |
| Tuesday 8pm |
| The market won’t believe this but will move on Mango’s truths. It’s so fcked |
| Man can't wait to drop 1% in tuesday afternoon, to open 10% up on wednesday as Taco is confirmed. Bers never learn. |
| He needs to give the taxpayers reparations with all these gas price increases |
| Which day is tendies day? |
| Source: I made it up |
| TACO |
| If he actually praises ahura mazda I will refrain from any further negative comments about him for the rest of his term… would truly be a man of culture |
| Is everyone else praising Allah this Easter Sunday? |
| 🌮 Tuesday. Carne Asada |
| I sold everything last week and I’m now sitting on a pile of cash waiting to buy the dip. |
| Deadline went from 5 days to 10 days and then another 2 days lmao |
| No but the attacks are not doing nearly as much as what Trump and Petey thought they would do. |
| Yeah I’ve been watching that as well. Seems like only Iran friendlies are passing |
| It's already a business but regards don't know the source except for WSB |
| When he sends another tweet delaying the timeline or saying negotiating is going well |
| I don’t either. To me this is just incredibly disrespectful to the world’s two largest religions. But as usual nothing will happen to him and he’ll carry on because nobody holds him accountable for shit. Hurraaaaay |
| Eye pull pepe |
| https://preview.redd.it/nxp41022metg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2cb306f4961ad81afe17ed3a67573f367510d8e |
| I can't believe it's not real, Buddha |
| $670 eod tomorrow $700 eow. \n\nIranian leadership is fighting with each other. |
| real |
| 🫠 |
| https://preview.redd.it/05fx38e1metg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2391f4ec37f6703b485d659017640e6fdbcdae95 |
| Exactly this to meet the market investors stocks! |
| $670 eod tomorrow $700 eow. \n\nIranian leadership is fighting with each other. |
| Calls for Wednesday |
| Calls confirmed |
| Okay fullporting into TSLA stonks because Elon will somehow connect this to solar energy |
| You just need a bunch of people to believe in the beans, that's what gives them their magic power ✨ |
| At some point, bers will learn that he will always TACO. |
| full porting $CAVA, praise be to Allah |
| One word - Orange |
| 400 in three weeks |
| $rope as always |
| Good luck. It will definitely go up. |
| I'll let you spill some oil in me |
| What a timeline we’re living in, hoooo-ly shit. |
| Strippers have already confirmed |
| Inshallah |
| I need to sell! Just push the damn button! \n\n[what are you waiting for huh?! what are you waiting for!!](https://youtu.be/YHYp0ZLVa9g?si=OzqXSco2T0PFGvi3) |
| He also has a nuclear football which he may be psychotic enough to use to protect his image. |
| He really is one hard mf |
| The same cultish thinking that makes them evangelicals also makes them Trump supporters |
| 😮💨 I’m almost ready to look 👀 at whatever chaos i ignored over the long weekend and mentally prepare 🏦 for Monday\n\nHow bad is it? \n\nSummarize the chaos. Use emojis for extra credit |
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| suck my ass |
| OPEN THE STRAIT YOU GAYS |
| Reference detected, but I can't quite place it |
| Concrete jungle wet dream tomato.\n\n^(Crazy that song is 17 years old now.) |
| Loss porn is necessary to build character mayne |
| Which way MU now |
| Last week markets drank the kool aid. Also end of march so dead cat bounce. |
| Epstein Sunday tweet |
| Tuesday 8pm baby when markets are closed aka my insider homies will have already placed the right positions |
| my husband died 3 years ago next week. |
| You can always count on dopamine addicts with ADHD and nothing else to do but debate if the line goes up or down to deliver you the most up to date news. Someone should make that into a business and go public lol |
| bangalore street bets |
| I think oil futures price will asymptotically approach the delivery price as oil short positions unwind. |
| He wants to appear tough for his supporters, that's why he puts out "truths" like these. It's all about trying to control the narrative. Reasonably smart people realize that these are the writings of an impotent (probably in many ways) guy who is stuck in a war and doesn't have any way out. |
| I recently read David Goggins reenlisted into the Air force and is training to be a Pararescue Jumper at his ago. What a beast. |
| Ok. But the point is there are literally no actual signs of them letting go of the strait in any meaningful way. "More ships getting through and 50% this week" is pure hopium. Unless they stop bombing and actually say they're willing ... Which they haven't.\n\nThe toll system is considered for PEACETIME. ONLY. |
| $670 eod. $700 eow. Iranian leadership seems to be in a heated battle internally over their economic stability. \n\nQueue the coup. |
| Good to know you left a husband treating you like a maid and enjoy your life with sons treating you like a maid |
| Fukt we are |
| [strait of Hormuz monitor - live data on what’s getting through](https://hormuzstraitmonitor.com)\n\nAs of last night there were 200 vessels waiting. But that data isn’t currently showing |
| https://preview.redd.it/l59310ynletg1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=798938c017c38aebc29d77ee42d20f7aa731cf0c\n\n |
| Is this guy gonna lunch nukes too? Like where is congress? WHERE |
| He probably put A LOT of money on "opened strait and won war by Tuesday"\n\nBut is America a Muslim country now? Because if a Muslim country is supporting Israel maybe this whole religion war is over? |
| If he is going through a list, he better praise Yoda too |
| Right, just like the Saudis are pumping max capacity of thier pipeline at like 7.5 million barrels a day.\n\nWhen their ports only have capacity for 4 million barrels a day.\n\n |
| Stay away from my Buddha!!! |
| Tsk tsk, you’ll never buy a house eating like that! |
| these threads will make you feel brand new\n\nloss porn will inspire you |
| It makes no sense so yes |
| https://preview.redd.it/cgpb9xqhletg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c45ac238a5a11eea91710a39754ee89c64224155\n\nMan's talking business. Listen to him 🙏🏻 |
| Time to buy |
| Hmm, cussing and disrespecting two religions in one tweet, with a deadline he’s moved at least 3 times? All points to puts, so apparently so we’ll be green tomorrow. |
| Alternative energy trade about to blast off any day now... |
| Sure maybe next weekend or w/e |
| Pepperidge Farm remembers. |
| Taco Tuesday - dinner edition |
| Waiting for China to take Taiwan at this point. |
| PRAISE BE TO ALLAH |
| 🥭made such an outrageous post that even elmo’s useless AI was not ready to believe that he actually tweeted that. |
| Yes but still drunk from last night |
| That would release him of Israel's leverage |
| Praise be Epstein |
| Starring Steven Seagull. |
| He's not called Don TACO for nothing. |
| Sailboat for me |
| Unlikely until after bombs are dropped. Drop bombs then send in troops. Other way around increases risk of higher losses. |
| This meme makes me laugh every time. |
| Markets resisted way more than people here have been betting, I’m holding. |
| Sometimes even the truth isn't true. Remember when he almost died of covid and they fucking Weekend at Bernie'd him to wave at reporters from the back of an SUV? |
| I already have my KOS calls bro, I'm just here for the vibes 😎 |
| 5D chess, you wouldn’t understand |
| To be fair, he didn't say WHICH Tuesday |
| We’ll probably whipsaw in and out of delulu land until the next escalation. Unfortunately the next one is the big one and the GCC can say goodbye to their oil and water infrastructure if we cross that line |
| 100% pure unadulterated copium |
| Prepositioned on Friday, guaranteed. |
| So is he going to praise all religion this week? \n\nGod ✅ \nAllah ✅ \nBuddha / Taosim - not yet \nBrahma (Hindu) - not yet \nConfucianism - not yet \n\nSpecial if he really go the extra mile: \nAhura Mazda (Zoroastrianism Persian ancient religion) \n |
| Probaly the most amazing tweet ever executed. But why he would destroy the lives of 90 million innocent people is kind of fucked up. It's like blowing up the whole ghetto to eliminate a few crack dealers |
| Clearly you want to poke fun at little Don, but don’t disparage mentally or physically disabled people who did nothing wrong by producing this ai bullshit. Be a little more creative |
| Not enough US carriers deployed yet. Still too many in reserve. |
| Can confirm we are in the Matrix and the code is crashing. |
| oh they say I made a threat |
| I BET ALL MY MONEY ON RED |
| You just gave me an idea\n\nCalls on bike manufacturers |
| >G7 debt is now a pressure point for anxious markets\n\nOhh that's weird triple oil must help |
| Forgot that his pal Jeffrey Epstein was dead and was putting in an order. |
| For your sake dont follow a fool and end up sharing in his fate. Dont mention God's name in vain and with bad language. |
| My active duty buddies are all basically saying “it’s going to get worse” and won’t go into much more detail. Anybody hear anything different? |
| WSB > any news channel |
| Keep us updated champ so we can inverse 🙏 |
| But we haven’t won enough |
| War not over when market priced in that it would be. Bad bad bad. |
| Evangelicals are phony whores. |
| yes, they are saving it, just in case they want to nuke themselves later |
| Don't, your regard ass will doom us all !\n\nI am from the future, you going full ber and losing it all is a necessary step to stop the ww3. Praise Allah and Islamic states of America |
| There are three bombers with bunker busters on a mission right now, per BBC. I don't think this is "the one" though, unless Trump got tired of the janitor he's negotiating with and is going to kill him and try to find someone else with no power to talk to. |
| Looks like he received light of Islam at Walter reed and converted over the weekend |
| We may be onto something here... |
| "must of"... You belong here |
| They won’t do that because it contains the part about the little boys. He *really* doesn’t want us to see that part. |
| They can't. All their tanks are full. They have nowhere to store it. Their production capacity will be limited for many months, even if the strait opens tomorrow. |
| Bullish |
| It’s often to hedge structured products like annuities or RNLAs (Registered Index Linked Annuities) that sell OTM puts and buy calls to hedge risk. \n\nBerkshire/Buffett are the most famous sellers of downside OTM puts. if you sell SPX options on the market at downside of 30% right now when volatility has increased and the market is already down ~10%, you lock up a lot of cash but high IV and theta will do the rest. Only once have we exceeded 40%+ down in a year. It was in the Great Depression. Came close twice during dot com bust and the Great Recession but both only hit ~38% down annual.\n\nYou have to do index options though or else you open yourself up to early assignment. Better tax treatment too\n\n |
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| They sneak the medication into his big macs |
| Is this an uncovered call or covered? |
| Hold fast fellow bear. It literally CANT last. |
| Gimme the fuck'n grilled cheeses you crazy bastards! |
| 😂😂😂 |
| They gonna hike electricity prices too lol \n\nDavid goggins the fck out your travel |
| Interesting |
| 😭 |
| > leading to fuel shortages. \n \n…for the price people want to pay. \n \nThey left that out the headline. There are no shortages. Supply and demand will equalize at market price |
| Buy garbanzos. Donald cornered the chick pee market in Russia ages ago. |
| After giving up on the prospect of a deal we bounced 4% on the idea that trump didn't care about the strait and we taco into a permanent $1 toll. \n\nWill the market retrace now that trump cares about the strait opening again or will we ignore it and move back to the "close to a deal" cope. I think I know the answer. |
| What pieces of work exactly that took you weeks can now be done in an hour? \nEven simple CRUD shit did not take weeks - and if it did then it won‘t be done in an hour now.\n\nHonestly I use claude code heavily and all of my coworkers do, but if things get serious and more complex than a simple CRUD Web App shit you need serious engineering experience to make it shine. It obviously is valuable, but from weeks to an hour is exaggerating.\n |
| I thought that friday then lost 3K on puts |
| One of them is demonstrably evil, though. |
| Missing the casino |
| You crazy bastards must of gotten tons on your tax returns. |
| I mean that 1.5T is gonna go to defense companies, which will essentially pump the market. So bullish? |
| $43 |
| The evangelicals are a fanatical cult. They think god chose Trump so they'll be fine with it.\n\nThe israelis are too busy wiping out palestinians. They're happy that U.S. is looking the other way, so they'll be fine with it. |
| i so wish he had spelled it like you did |
| INSHALLAH HE WILL RISE! |
| I wanna full port calls for taco tuesday but then he might actually invade for real if I do. |
| On Easter of all days too |
| How much |
| 😂 |
| Lol no, TACO stands for Trump ALWAYS chickens out. If he didn't, it would be TMCA, which isn't as cool. |
| tax refund is going straight into FDs |
| Love my steak eggs and avocado meals. Feels like king’s food |
| Can we please stop winning this war again and again!! |
| Lol Trump tweeting out the deadline as if he's not gonna TACO and extend it again |
| Calls. |
| Conservatives loving it! |
| It makes sense why Oil futures are pricing in demand destruction and the price drops as you go further out. |
| TACO |
| I mean if they're gonna go for it, they might as well when the US assets are tied up in the ME. |
| Isnt Dune 3 basically just this war |
| Open the fuckin’ casino, you crazy bastards! |
| We don’t need it, except when we need it |
| Bulls haven’t been culled since last April, tick tock |
| Did you just wake up from a coma? He’s done this since 2016 |
| They’re going in for sure, reports of people being deployed constantly over the past two weeks\n\nPlus shutting down commercial satellite imagery over the Middle East indefinitely this weekend |
| So Iran has gotten blank bombs filled with empty threats |
| I had to take my sons e-bike out now that gas is so expensive |
| Banbet it |
| He really came out with a Tuesday deadline to stop Monday from dumping |
| Does he really have buddies? He just cares about himself and his owner. |
| It’s because it’s TACO Tuesday! |
| 1.5T to a demented dude with his finger on the trigger, really? |
| You'll still be fked when it's open 😺 |
| pump tomorrow for sure right chat? |
| >Trump likely extended the deadline by 24 hours because there’s some kind of progress behind the scenes. \n\nOr his brain is just fried and he doesn't remember the deadline |
| An even bigger pussy than his neckussy. |
| Wow how surprising he extended the deadline |
| Fuck it I’m in |
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| Vallaha I'm not selling. |
| That’s a sad milestone |
| My prediction for tomorrow:\n\nGap up green, flush down to red post his 1 pm conference |
| The life of a mariner, lol |
| This is how I imagine The mad king from GOT sound like |
| they sent me a message saying 'pun too clever' |
| Vietnam 2.0 loading |
| I guess I’m just ignorant, but I always thought we were the most degenerate… this is tough to process. Calls I guess? Why the fuck not? |
| Monday is gonna be green af |
| >China has quietly restricted large sections of airspace off its east coast for about 40 days, far longer than usual.\n\n✅️ China will now take Taiwan. Your currencies will buy nothing. As designed. |
| You crazy bastards |
| This insider trade of his is about to be crazy |
| Seemed to be on CNBC almost daily at the time. |
| I’m understanding is that the reason spaceX is so high is that it also own grok. None of these other companies have a AI component |
| Don’t believe everything you read on the internet kids, least of all tweets from the president |
| Which I would never fuck tbh |
| If Mad Libs was a person, and somehow got elected. Twice. |
| "Praise be to Allah" said the president of the United States on easter sunday |
| Take the oil yourselves, we have already won, it will be over soon, they are going to be hit SO HARD tomorrow x10, etc. TACO |
| I’ve lived that cycle too…the chasing, the overtrading, the “make it back” mindset. It can take everything from you if you let it.\n\nWhat got me out was realizing this isn’t about finding the next big win; it’s about structure, discipline, and understanding the market properly.\n\nRespect for sharing this. That’s the first step to rebuilding. |
| Im telling yall. There's gonna be new millionaires and brokenaires in the next 3 months |
| Just a thought but if eye ran was two days away from a nuclear weapon and do all this enriching and bomb development underground wouldn't they have had that nuke accomplished by now 🤷. Or did 🥭 master negotiation family members lie about all that |
| Nah green all week |
| After Thursday I’ve accepted the market is currently batshit crazy. If you told me Wednesday after Trump’s speech that Thursday would be green, I would have said you were insane. Now I’m like “sure calls why not” |
| It’s a sarcastic mock of their religion. |
| Nah, him being vague gets the people going. Calls. |
| Not sure why that was removed? |
| While everyone is shitting on the 🥭, I will take the opposite approach and thank him\n\nI filled up gas yesterday, normally I pay $60 to fill the tank but the price was 50% higher than usual so I only spent $20 because I ain't paying that price\n\nHe's made gas so prohibitively expensive I'm now saving money since I'm just not filling up anymore, thanks 🥭 |
| Shower thoughts:\n\nTrump likely extended the deadline by 24 hours because there’s some kind of progress behind the scenes. That probably sets up a TACO post in the next few hours - Iran makes a move, and he frames it as a “last chance” window.\n\nBottom line:\nStrong green tomorrow.\n\nThen Tuesday… probably a full sell-off into the deadline. |
| Bloomberg tonight: Iranian leaders are mulling re-opening the Strait of Hormuz under a new proposed framework according to people familiar with the matter.\n\nSPY opens up 2% |
| Love heart and taint day |
| I ain’t strait so that’s good I guess |
| He mentioned Tuesday when he last talked about the April 6th deadline, so it's a reference to that. He also said his "negotiations going well" lie again in the same breath though, so he's definitely going to taco again. |
| Just when you think he can't get more deranged \n\nHe starts praising Allah and swearing |
| Should I wear a suit for this special occasion? |
| References Allah instead of Jesus on Easter Sunday? |
| It’s not just you. Nothingburger |
| its not milf anymore, its just women my age with kids |
| Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time! https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116353078945787501\n\nSoooo…. Puts? |
| This is called Hormuz Syndrome |
| I paid around $8500 for 8x 3090 Ti setup a few months ago. |
| Interesting. Me and all my team members use Claude Code heavily daily and maybe gained 20-30% productivity. Sounds like your work is not too complex to be honest. I would be worried. |
| It looks like we are gonna have a two weeks war for the next 21 years |
| Or maybe, they're both just old and in prime dementia age?\n\nReagan also did this. |
| Not as much as you would think. We are not flattening cities and going after civilians like the old days. Deep penetrating surgical strikes with reduced yields could be used that would hardly disturb the surface. \n\nWe will know because they register on seismographs as legitimate earthquakes stronger than the average Californian would feel.\n |
| This will go down as the greatest military fumble the world has ever seen🍿 |
| no, pay you're debt first |
| Thor |
| This is turning into the conspiracy sub + karma farming |
| Chop monday. Maybe even green. Just to burn as many as they can. Haven't yall figured this out yet?? |
| You get a TACO, I get a TACO, everyone gets a TACO! |
| https://preview.redd.it/bnug1054ketg1.jpeg?width=991&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8f3f5cef05048e489d0132c15d26e6a699c50b8 |
| https://preview.redd.it/z56n57v3ketg1.png?width=1075&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ee8a218ad0cefe052e37c2a21ed04ab29bcc662 |
| Monday - huge sellout 📉 Tuesday - buying the dip 💸 Wednesday huge rebound after TACO 🌮 📈💰💰💰 |
| 🥱 |
| the walter reed center didn’t feed him his psychosis medicine |
| not cool, literally as bad as calling someone retard. |
| In the current news cycle that’s like 3 years. |
| Yesterday he praised God, today Allah, tomorrow Buddha? |
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| Thats from Friday regard, market was closed but futures not |
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| Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time!\n\nTACO TIME! |
| Callways |
| Angels? |
| Donny sounds defeated. You lost control pal🤣🤣🫣 |
| 2000? |
| GLOBAL HYPERINFLATION |
| There is no deal but won’t stop 🥭 from saying a deal is imminent and moving “deadlines” to prop up this zombie market |
| Insallah |
| Nah youre right its definitely more regular stupid and not fun regarded now. |
| #TACO moved the GOAL POST AGAIN LMAO |
| VIX better pamp. |
| Put ur dick away Ayatolluh |
| People are reading too much into the praise allah thing. Bro is just stupidly excited for dune 3. |
| Maybe its Melanias new movie part 2 |
| I mean, why wouldn't they increase production a little to take advantage of higher prices? |
| Calls on Intel? They can source the helium from the US where infrastructure is still existing. |
| I’m glad I started selling in Jan. |
| Weekend Tech futures only down -0.3%? Bears are fked (AGAIN) |
| 🥭 TO WSJ: GIVES NO TIMELINE FOR END TO IRAN WAR\n\n😂 |
| As it should |
| He's really undermining the spirit of the FIFA Peace Prize. |
| If everyone here shouts Green, then Red is right. |
| they can't, the human-alien hybrids living there are naked and shy |
| Doesn’t insulting Allah mean that now they will fight to the last man standing? |
| Soon he won’t do it at all lmao |
| Who is paying direct fees on stock? |
| Still green tomorrow 🔥 |
| I’m going for it. |
| We’re gonna be so back on Wednesday. Always get a nice pump one day a week at least. |
| 🌮 |
| Sure if casino was rational |
| Hope it releases early 🖤 |
| Personally I think it’s gonna be on Monday and his buddies have already traded around that, so they can benefit when the market goes “zomg he said Tuesday!!” |
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| Offering a nice cup of tea in these trying times? |
| https://youtu.be/t7SvtikTkrM?si=AcUjkMbGxojOpX2q |
| I get, he does this all the time. But I wanted to make sure he is doing again in a short span of time. |
| Tuesday. \n8 PM. \nEastern time. \n51st state. |
| When the puts pay out, we'll all be eating instamodel tacos brah. |
| Bers will be rounded up on Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time! |
| Monday is the leg day\nTuesday power plant and bridge |
| weird flex but ok. Please don't just say it though do the thing that comes with it |
| Stolen post, here. Allah akuber tomorrow 🐻 |
| K |
| Dude, I haven't listened to that song in about two decades- I just listened to it. And the first verse gave me goosebumps-\n\nBrother will kill brother, spilling blood across the land\nKilling for religion, something I don't understand\nFools like me who cross the sea and come to foreign lands\nAsk the sheep for their beliefs, "do you kill on God's command?"\nA country that's divided surely will not stand\nMy past erased, no more disgrace, no foolish naive stand\nThe end is near, it's crystal clear, part of the master plan\nDon't look now to Israel, it might be your homeland\nHoly wars |
| I’m officially a bagholder, luckily i have time to wait |
| Open The Fkin Casino you crazy bastards |
| How another 10 days sounds like? |
| If he nuked iran it would be game over, iran would launch a dead mans switch and destroy the middle east, the stock market would crash 25 percent and oil would go to 250 instantly |
| Allahu the fuckin AKBARS let's goooooo wabibi aint got all day |
| Biden was also high on some agressive-dementia inducing substance, both of them declined spectacularly during their presidency. |
| Diabetus |
| He does not hold the cards |
| Oh boy we have more vague posting.. \n \nTrump via Truth Social "Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time!" |
| It's been ending imminently for 2 months |
| No, keep it closed! He's losing more cult members by the day! |
| For those of you just joining us, shit is fucked. Bigly.\n\nCalls as usual. \n |
| I mean after the entire thing that Trump has for pronouncing the Hussein part when he says Obama's name, tweeting praise be to Allah is top tier comedy in itself. |
| Because the market is irrational, manipulated, and run by algos |
| Glad I could have a laugh at this before mods take it down for being political or something |
| Things are getting really interesting. |
| What is even happening? Truly if u make a clown the king the clown doesn’t become regal, the kingdom just becomes a circus |
| Downald Drump |
| Unironically it may be rescheduled lol |
| Market definitely going up tomorrow |
| I think he wanted a ground invasion of Kharg Island for this long weekend but all the generals said fuck no. That would explain why so many have gotten fired recently. |
| monday to tuesday |
| 'Praise Allah' was not on my Bingo card from President Mango |
| Time to release the files to distract from this cluster fuck |
| Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time! Nothing will happen |
| ALLAHU AKBARRRRR!!! (I’m Muslim I can say it) 🤪 |
| Open your legs, fellas. |
| Also first mass terrorist bombing campaign |
| They have leverage, but the leverage is hurting them as well and it's unsustainable. |
| yes, would his pants still be shit in when he rises |
| It’s finally infrastructure week |
| Fox News viewers remember Obama doing it over a dozen times when he was President right before orchestrating 9/11. |
| Hussein Obama probably did |
| Don't you need to wait for futes to see the real movement rather than friday's outdated chart? |
| mango is tempting allah. not good. |
| Munitions is behind schedule.\nLate shipment of red white and blue paint from china to put on missiles . |
| Nice work. You do know you cab do this everyday right? I mastwred scalping the options mark hence my name. |
| School bully fights are more civil and dignified than this |
| Finally, TACO on an actual Tuesday |
| No happy Easter, no de escalation. Just open the fuckin strait Lololol |
| He is just keeping the winning streak going |
| wtf |
| ####🍑💩💨😭 |
| boost when it reopens? why not now? |
| We all "need dat emoney" brah! |
| Allah technically means God so I’m sure they’ll just play it off as him making an honest exhortation towards god for his help |
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| When the professor gives you extended time so you go back to doing fuck shit for another 24 hours 🙄 |
| Right?! |
| I’m busy 8pm on tuesday can we please reschedule? |
| Idk I’m 50% cash and kinda wish I went more |
| Hmm.. looking back on it, that seems untrue at the time. I'm starting to think this guy isn't always truthful. |
| Stay hydrated. Stay thirsty. |
| IT GIRL MEOW BABE ✌️ |
| Got yelled at by the fam for too many praise be to Allah jokes |
| Artificial General Confusion |
| VIBES BRO. |
| He’s an ungrateful liar who takes credit for things he’s not involved in and backstab people who helped him.\n\nNot to mention he pumps while he dumps. That’s not unheard of but to actually confirm that on national tv is some dumbass move.\n\nDespite all that he’s still on podcast giving advice. There’s no justice. \n\n\nhttps://youtu.be/MQuKpbFXkW4?si=nJ7N31GHVZGMiq8U |
| Last week the war was ending imminently. Except this week thats obviously not true. |
| It's mostly market manipulation, but it can be both. |
| Well I can't speak for every enterprise company, but I know it's a general thing I've heard talked about from people who work at FAANG and what not. Might not be true everywhere.\n\nBut it makes sense. Enterprise companies have a lot of money and a ton of good engineers on staff, so why not go custom. |
| They are negotiating via text messages, it’ll be wrapped up tonight and ready for announcement at the 1PM presser tomorrow. |
| TS has the worst ads bro. I feel like I need eye bleach. |
| Any reason for not selling everything and port to cash ? |
| Merry Easter! Praise be to Allah! |
| Screenshot please. I'm not going to that poorly designed website and scrolling through ads. |
| I am the gayest of bears and am concerned tomorrow is green |
| When polymarket in USandA? |
| My barber said something about circuit breakers. I think he’s on to something. |
| [its all fun and games until the dolphins in the strait decide to get in on the game and start praising Allah and then the Seychelles sends in its Coast Guard to open the straits after refusing to pay the toll. Much blubber will spill, rest be assured inshallah](https://youtu.be/_KirY5llpKs?si=VQnwLXxHilDE_RKT) |
| Did the idea of finding a strategy that worked with proper risk management ever enter your thoughts? |
| Invest in Humus. \n\nPeople are regarded enough to get that wrong. |
| Mango doesn't know when he's gonna attack, so how can the enemy? |
| I prefer to bet on RKLB LUNR easy money less risk then Virgin |
| This last post by mango just screams extreme red tomorrow |
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| Guys I think the TACO mockery will eventually get to him and he will just pull the trigger. This will be bad. |
| So we shouldn't answer tit-for-tat to the Iranian regime striking the handful of desalination plants the Gulf has to provide clean drinking water to their millions of citizens? We shouldn't respond to the strikes on the Gulf's power-generating plants and oil facilities? What I'm saying is Iran is committing the same war crimes, why are you not concerned about that? |
| Outside of news, a lot of technicals on ES 1D chart saying uppies this week: Bullish engulfing, long leg dragonfly, tapped 21 EMA 3 times + MACD crossover. I see 100-130 points this week. \n\nES 6700 / SPY 662-ish if it goes. \n\nES 6500 / SPY 644-ish if it doesn’t. |
| Vix calls cooked or cooking? |
| Inflation talks going very well. Jobs are printing. Liquidity is printing. Deflation coded. Soon everything will be free. |
| https://preview.redd.it/50clyalyietg1.jpeg?width=2118&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=988b2a2f31851075a044aa000881899fe1c81d51\n\nIt’s not over yet |
| I fucking died \n\nSeriously, ‘Muricans, what the fuck? Is anything even real anymore? |
| Wallet Reed failed humanity yesterday |
| No but I think it’s about time |
| If i am not mistaken, this is the 1st POTUS that says Praise to be Allah in his official tweets?\n\nI dont recall seeing any POTUS mentioning it. (The full phrase) |
| Nothing made me happier than his wife smashing his car in a ditch with his golf club |
| The market doesn’t go down just because bad things happen, it doesn’t get sad. Unless companies will make less money, there is no reason for it to go down. I don’t see why companies in SPY will make less money because of today’s events, since ultimately, nothing has changed. |
| Ask 🥭 |
| i think it's more like 5 days but ok |
| Certainly creates an interesting Constitutional question. |
| Schrödinger's Strait |
| Man if you lose $17K why u cash out $800 just let in go everything. |
| Honestly so exhausting. Everyone is eyes wide open that there is a another extension, another breakthrough, another whatever that will allow this dude to kick the can just far enough down the road to entangle the US further into this mess. What a joke |
| More importantly more than 3 trillion dollars of investment pledge is at stake. When Iran inevitably retaliates I’ll have more money to invest |
| Don’t lie to us |
| Soooo, I'm feeling futes opening gap down after all the fighting this weekend. \n\n \nProbs an easy short tonight if you have a futures account, I'm thinking NQ sells then finds some stability, pushes back to near open price, rejects and that ladies and gents is where you want to open a short - on the rejection |
| One last time , Gimli- Yeeeeees |
| I guess the major problem is all the oil infrastructure that got touched and destroyed. Will take years for some to be rebuilt. |
| "open the fucking straight!"\n\nThe last words you heard at a Diddy party before you woke up with a sore anoos the next day 🙂↕️ |
| Jesus is rizzin y’all 👍🏼🗣️ |
| Jobs good, invasion didn't happen, Trump already starting to taco and changed date from Monday to Tuesday. People are seriously believing oil will be under 80 in a month or two and this will all blow over with a ceasefire next week followed by a deal. |
| Ayatollah each and everyone-ah your boats-ah 👨🏽🍳 😘👌 ya crazy bastards |
| Why not both? |
| The absolute silence at 6 pm is so damn amazing |
| you're 2 weeks old?? |
| Sounds like a shitty episode of Dr who tbh |
| IDK NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE ANY MORE \n\nDisclaimer: I’m holding SPY puts and VIX calls |
| Language looks like he's going to TACO in a day and call it the biggest best grandest victory in the history of the United States. |
| Upvote for War Crimes Wednesday |
| It’s almost like they can tell the future. |
| thats just hermit with extra steps |
| Mental instability. No other way to say it. |
| I'm not doubting that. But what are the actual mechanics of such a scenario? If there's a private credit crisis the fed isn't going to "print" money technically. They're going to borrow it through treasury auctions and flood the economy with it, creating inflation and giving the same effect of "money printing". But if they did that, everyone would know and yields would skyrocket. But this time the US doesn't have the financial staying power to service that debt because the credit crisis is cause our own debt to become unserviceable, resulting in a private credit crisis becoming a public credit crisis. And then we're all fucked, no matter how rich or poor, there's no "saving" the banks, the donors or the politicians. The entire world would be plunged into a stagnating economy. |
| Bro HOW WOULD THAT MEAN WE LAUNCH TO ATH LIKE WHAT 😂 |
| Upvote for TACO Tuesday, or... |
| "I'm here to repossess your pretense of not being an adult yet." -- God |
| "Open the fucking fuck you fuckin fuckface fucking fucker or i'll goat fuck your fucking you know what and fuck you also" |
| Unfortunately, it's this world. |
| man, sometimes it's hard to tell lol, AI is becoming better by the day. |
| Donnie be like:\n\nI’m gonna count to 3 and if you don’t end the war it’s over for you mister\n\n1….\n\n2….\n\n2 and a half….\n\n2 and three quarters….\n\n |
| how stupid can u be |
| Doesn't this lose him points with evangelicals and jews I don't get it lol |
| Who the fuq announces attack so opponent can prepare? \nHe better bomb on monday instead |
| Hi, how did it turn out for you? 😊 |
| May Allah increase shareholder value |
| Dont think you can be 0DTE at 3:59. Isnt the cutoff for those 3:45? |
| I'm not sayin someone should but, yk |
| Nothing captures the current moment like wading through dick pill ads and political polling ads to get to the CiC's war crime threats. |
| \*Fuckin' |
| https://preview.redd.it/g7e1acseietg1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c586a1be2da7c817dc1930dd059f6c8c0b19689a |
| Leaving millions of people without electricity - do you know how many will die? The hospitals? Child births? All of it - the IRGC wouldn’t care less and the strait will stay closed. |
| The taco tuesday jokes write themselves |
| PLEASE INVEST MOST OF THAT PLEASE I BEG |
| Iran backed into a corner lol....open it up of be blown up |
| I'm old enough to remember him saying that he didn't even need the "straight of Hormuz" |
| Praise thy. |
| BREAKING: Trump says Iran deadline is Tuesday 8 PM ET\n\n(He just posted this on Truth) |
| Yes it’s TACO |
| Real, please just invest that money now bruh |
| Raptors or Celtics ? 😩 |
| Dude went from missing in action to Muslim reborn |
| Is it even possible to buy a new car for less than 25k anymore? |
| I think the national average will hit 5.85 before this conflict ends |
| "Praise Allah" is his new thing. "Thank you for your attention to this matter" was so last-month. |
| It would spread to itsreal at least |
| He's not going to let his buddies in Qatar and Dubai get turbo stomped in the obvious retaliation. |
| How about release the fucking files? |
| He’s cooking a big one for Taco Tuesday |
| Could someone list the top 10 stocks mentioned at r/HalalInvestor ? I want to full port in those |
| War crimes Tuesday vs. TACO Tuesday will be fun.\n\n\nHappy Fuckin' Easter degenerates. Praise be to Allah's son. |
| That’s Reddit AI. It has nothing to do with wsb mods |
| Bro extended a day just for his boys to load up 😒 |
| Something Witarded this way Comes |
| Jokes on you retard im already broke |
| Depends. Has he exercised recently? He should ease into exercising if it’s been a while. Don’t wanna get hurt. |
| For what |
| Like a zombie |
| "Whole Region Going To Burn": Iranian Parliament Speaker's Warning To Trump\n\nhttps://www.ndtv.com/world-news/iran-israel-war-whole-region-going-to-burn-iranian-parliament-speakers-warning-to-trump-11315145 |
| Jesus rose from the dead so that we could gamble our lifesavings on Sundays with prediction markets and crypto |
| they're going to fly by the moon and not take a single picture of the former landing area along with the equipment that's supposedly there |
| You forget the Camacho gave up and tried to execute the leader of the team who tried to handle the problem? |
| Market was green last week for no reason |
| Jesus Christ, the son of God |
| Tuesday at 8pm est he’s gonna give a 5 day ultimatum. Ground hog day ass diplomacy |
| After all the threats and bombing they’re going to come to an agreement and pretend like none of it happened? 🤣😭🤣😭 |
| He is risen indeed. Christ is king! |
| Bro randomly added a day. He is such a pussy |
| Yea I don’t wanna work tomorrow |
| >!My port!< died for my sins. |
| every single sunday it's been doom and gloom, monday's going to be red and the inverse happens, market just doesnt care |
| I want to see the prompt that was used to create this lmao |
| Trump is nothing but empty threats right now. He has nothing left by mindless rhetoric. |
| STRAIT 2 HELL |
| We got Halal drump b4 Gta 6 |
| Taco Tuesday 8PM strikes again |
| want to get a sick van, starlink, and go hang in the woods. |
| Why anyone holds over the weekend is beyond me |
| Aw |
| I think biggest threat is empty threats.\n\n\nSecond biggest threat is war crimes, I mean no skin off his sack he has proved immune to consequences.\n\n\nI'd say nuclear threat pretty low but definitely not 0, he is a literal retarded maniac. |
| Allah? |
| Anyone here currently drunk? |
| Fair estimate. I don’t think he cares at all about the impact. He’d blame it on someone else or say something like “honestly, the global devastation isn’t as bad as I thought.” |
| what if Trump really is dead and he resurrects today. that would be fuckin wild |
| I wonder if there's an Iranian agent who is drugging him at this point... |
| Well if it is, it's the first redeeming quality I've seen from it. |
| Convinced that if we do get AGI it will most certainly wipe out humanity by the end of the century. |
| Iran hearing they’ll be going to hell for the 1000th time after losing this war for the 999th time 🙄 |
| what's the news on those astronauts, did they install the moon lasers yet? |
| People saying green monday, are you delusional? Like seriously, how can you POSSIBLY expect this to go well? Like what fucking world am I living in. |
| 🍆 |
| I'm an europoor so it's basically already drinking time here |
| It’s cute you still the market runs on reality lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/xhntatvrhetg1.jpeg?width=1128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23f7fca90297a9bd7bee547db10f877e35f04312 |
| Happy Easter, He has risen |
| Jealous of your type 2 día-beet-us |
| The play is to buy calls late Tuesday afternoon since Trump will put out a BS post after market close saying he’s extending the deadline due to positive talks with Iran. |
| Threatening people who think they’ll die and go straight to heaven banging a harem of angels should work |
| Just nuke each other already, let’s make history |
| Two days of a press lid was too much for him. The urge to blab must have been reaching critical mass. Dude is just saying literally anything right now. Deadline extended, we're gonna send em to hell, talks going well, i have no idea about a deal, no timetable for leaving, leaving in days not weeks, no ground troops, country going to be obliterated. Imagine how confused the algos are going to be. |
| Is it just me or he keeps moving the deadline? From 48 hrs on Sat morning to Tuesday morning to now Tuesday evening? |
| i hope the mods get fed to the ragnor |
| He tweeted again, "Tuesday 8pm ET" |
| >TRUMP TO WSJ: GIVES NO TIMELINE FOR END TO IRAN WAR\n\nTHE WAR WILL NOT END UNTIL THE DEBT IS DEVALUED |
| Looks like wsb mods are shadow banning any post that includes the P-D-F word. Cucks to end, those mods |
| Maybe he is just soft launching a new album |
| Honestly dudes got no choice at this point. More damaging that they are charging the yuan toll. Just go full throttle at this point.\n\nPraise be to allah |
| Open this straight on Monday or I’m going to retaliate severely Tuesday if I don’t hear from Iran by Wednesday! |
| Muslims also believe in Jesus |
| Bro wtf is this shit 😂😂😂\n\nHow fucked up do you gotta be to make this |
| Very Hcir unfortunately |
| let the horn of helm hammerhand sound in the deep |
| Probability of Trump ordering to nuke Iran is 33% imo. What do y'all think... |
| I tried to slide down a rail on a staircase, fell and messed up my butt I can’t walk |
| What does the guy who buys the 0dte spy option at 3:59 do? Exercise it? |
| What do you expect us to do? Have a tickle-fight to solve the war? This is war, we need to cripple them economically by striking their oil and gas facilities. That's how you bring the regime to the negotiating table. |
| What’s thet last Orange tweet about? We buy before 8PM eastern or sell? |
| Do it baguette but with a f |
| Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time!\n\n🌮 🌮🌮 🌮🌮 🌮 |
| I know I’m fucked in the head because I’m sitting here on Easter thinking we really could hit ATH this week after 🥭 posts threats and praise be to Allah the night before\n\nI no longer understand this world \n |
| Inshallah the fuckin Strait of Hormuz will be open by 9:30 EST. |
| This madlad really found a way to 🌮 from Monday 8 PM ET |
| We have enough oil. No worries… we don’t need them. \nNATO help us… no ? NATO help us please… I will leave nato !!! Ooooh buggers… still no\n\nNo worries ! We have enough the best oil, the purest oil … \n\nOPEN THE STREET HOW DARE YOU CLOSE THE STREET ! |
| 🫡 Rest now brother, We have the watch.\nSee you in the unban requests. |
| It was in the Epstein files, armpit\_farts.mp4 |
| FMK? Cathie Wood, Bondi, 🍊 |
| Which is really just the algos push whole sectors like they have been since Covid times. |
| Bull Marry bear Kill Fuck her before asking if she's a bull or bear |
| Honestly feels like one of his billionaire golf buddies went "$10k says you won’t praise Allah on easter sunday" and he was like, "Watch this". |
| Banana Republic 🍌 |
| Hmm post positions and we’ll cook em like some good ol salmon with rice |
| This is my casino 11:45 |
| damn this might come up in your life review if you ever NDE |
| I'm having trouble getting Karma on here. Can this channel help me out with some upvotes. I want to start contributing. Cheers all. |
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| I have given up on bull thesis. The market wants a reason to go up. All reasons point to market being red so Calls on monday. |
| AOLOHA SNACKBAR!! |
| Lmfaoo! 🤣 |
| More ai slop on the front page please |
| For the life of me, I can not stop laughing at this. It must be because I raised 2 sons. |
| Idk about full port but 100 contracts could be life changing money if this really hits ATH |
| Ope |
| New TACO Tuesday coming soon 8:00 P.M EST |
| PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!\n\nOPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS |
| AI needs to get better. He’s much too tan on his belly. I think it’d be more the color of chicken fat and more orange on his face. |
| He added another day, this was a previous tweet:\n\nAs per Iranian Government request, please let this statement serve to represent that I am pausing the period of Energy Plant destruction by 10 Days to Monday, April 6, 2026, at 8 P.M., Eastern Time. Talks are ongoing and, despite erroneous statements to the contrary by the Fake News Media, and others, they are going very well. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP\n\n\n |
| Against civilian lives |
| You expect Outlook to work? |
| What I imagine he is doing when his schedule lists “Executive Time” |
| Sir this is pretty much 4chan on reddit |
| Plot lost. Cancel next season pls |
| And oil in passing meteoroids… |
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| i sold nbis at like 22 i bought at like 24 |
| He's much fatter than that, AI slop |
| I need my blood money, keep it closed!!!!!! |
| beep boop i am a bot give me all ur moniez |
| Last I looked Theoden not Aragorn is King of Rohan |
| alhamdulillah |
| That's because it is so stinky that it can make sounds too. |
| I was there and snorkeling was top notch |
| I believe |
| I don’t know what’s so bad look at the economy everything is up. Inflation, gas prices, food costs, tariffs, ceo pay all of them have gone up. The only things going down really is quality of living and maybe some product quality |
| Taco Tuesday has a ring to it. |
| this is real, calls it is.. |
| Proper use of AI.\n\nWell I’m assuming it’s AI but you never know. |
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| Casino |
| No shit Sherlock opec needs money world need oil they will sell more 🤌 |
| This sounds so stupid and fake that he could have said that |
| Ive had it with this shit bro, one of the worst presidents ever |
| That character was based on Harvey Weinstein |
| At this point, you are better off trusting Poly markets than any tweets of anyone. \n \nThey dont get 100% right but the direction / trend is pretty much spot on. |
| lol nothing has changed between now and 3 weeks ago. there is no deal. just another empty threat |
| If you wear a condom u r not doing it right. |
| Very obviously fake, it’s easy to tell.\n\nHe’s far more fat,ugly, slow, pale and generally more insufferable in real life. |
| And making daddy Putin happy! |
| Wtf |
| I laughed way too hard at this. 😂 |
| Hard to increase output if they blow up all the refineries if this continues to escalate… |
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| The reason its a straight horizontal line is the line smoothing robinhood does. There were lots of fluctuations in that horizontal line before it had to 20x zoom out to accomodate a 25% move straight down. When you lose big like that it just dwarfs anything else that has happened to your port. |
| "Spew hatred" against a terrorist regime. Your true colors are showing, Iran bot. |
| Marry |
| It’s broken 💔 |
| The deal on Tuesday is a probably Iran telling him there's no deal then the Iranian people seeing a 2nd sun. |
| You find the most distorted and abomination of sentences in the English language, and everyone here understands them. |
| Lmao mongo is speaking to himself, iran dgaf |
| I don’t even know at this point |
| No way he has that endurance, range of motion, or happiness. |
| I cant be certain this is AI... normally I can spot it a mile away. |
| oh people get offended, we just dont give a fuck |
| It’s a guaranteed win! |
| “Tuesday, 8:00 P.M. Eastern Time!” Oh god |
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| I wonder if Paula White still believes he's "Jesus-like" using profanity on Easter and praising Allah? |
| Already there |
| i’m pleased to announce that my serrano lemon pepper wings are in fact bangin |
| Me when I’m regarded |
| We know she likes getting fucked, so calls all the way |
| I thought MSFT was going to the moon but not like this! |