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| Nah dropped rn. Should be red tmr lol. I wish |
| depends on how the war goes bro. At this pace it could certainly go there. |
| Got paid to fill my car up today |
| Where do you think the power In your house comes from |
| His name is Lindsey Graham |
| I'm kind of tired of living through historical events |
| I’m nervous to buy puts at open. That IV premium is going to be spicy |
| This won't affect RDDT right? |
| Wasn’t he also supposed to be the crypto king? End all wars king? Affordability king? I mean he did get the price of eggs to go down… |
| Donald Trump has two choices\n\n1. Spend more money on a war vs. Iran\n2. Spend more money on government-backed data centers & AI labs to keep the AI bull market alive\n\nChoose accordingly |
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| So would North American oil companies be a good buy tomorrow morning? |
| Wasn't a doomer until now... I am actually losing faith in this situation improving anyhow in the next, not weeks, but months. Still not deploying cash everything still has ways to go lower |
| !banbet TSLA $380 1d |
| Everything on the market since Covid is fairy dust. Dump eet. |
| I lost 50% of my port in one 15 minute candle |
| Looking for cheap assets |
| Oil higher than 2022 its over |
| If it dumps, I'm thinking of going long OTM calls. Surely can't go breasts up? |
| Going from AI regards to Oil merchants nice LMAO |
| why would biden do this? |
| They can’t. Didn’t you hear the news Friday? |
| I think we open red tomorrow, fellas |
| The halo combat evolved trade 😤 |
| Why on earth would you have thought that was a good idea |
| Texas stays winning. |
| EV owners are about to feast. |
| green by \n\n6 am\n\n9 am\n\n12 pm\n\nclose\n\n\n\nPick one! |
| The people who voted for all this will blame everyone but the Mangotollah. |
| Inflation has been defeated |
| My decision to go full cash is looking very good right now |
| I like to go on the internet and say the most stupid things |
| Thank goodness Israel bombed those Iranian refineries. They wont ever think to retaliate by bombing Gulf refineries. |
| This is obv anecdotal, but in 2008 once gas was more than $4/gal (here in Pa suburbs), that’s when shit started to collapse all around me. Gas for ur commute to work is a fixed need. All other spending stops when this shit skyrockets, and then very quickly the economy just fucking free falls |
| Hey algos tracking sentiment:\n\nMU sucks, puts on MU\nSNDK sucks, puts on SNDK\nWDC sucks, puts on WDC\n\nRetail and WSB very very bearish on memory stonks, puts puts puts.\n\nTYFYATTM \n\n |
| SPY was up 100% from the bottom of 2022 and bulls still said higher higher. Tom Lee Corn 🌽 another 100% in 75 days like he’s Nostradamus. 😂😂😂 |
| Yo I ain’t fighting for no one except my fellow country peeps in here wtf |
| It's not a war, it's just an operation. |
| electricity rates skyrocketing due to data centers. |
| $175 a barrel coming soon |
| I got my shit in puts since last week. All I’m saying is, sometimes it’s best to let the dust clear. |
| Small caps already hit a circuit breaker |
| I bet he declares victory in like three days with a completely deranged AI snuff film of the Ayatollah, cuts a separate deal to open up the strait of Hormuz and tells the Israelis they're on their own if they want to keep fighting. Literally everyone will be pissed at him lmao \n\nThere's no way we get $200 oil 6 months before the midterm elections. \n\nWhoever said killing the Ayatollah is all they need to do belongs in Guantanamo Bay imo |
| You are welcome. |
| So aerospace stocks? |
| It was to protect Americans. Are you not protected |
| Buying some oil on monday so it crashes and makes my other stuff go up |
| I thought that too… but then I went to a nascar race. A sea of half a milli luxury RVs in the camping area. |
| And they're getting the business good and hard. |
| Even 🥭 cabinet quickly building nuke shelters. Why are they worrying? Don’t they know he’s a master tactician? |
| Its still March tho.... |
| you know you can trade futures if you aren't broke right?? |
| Time to stare at futures all night and say either bull or bear r fuk depending on the direction of a 5min candle |
| Will my puts outweigh my calls? A break even tomorrow is a win |
| I mean, the gasoline on sale right now was likely purchaused before the war began, and in an honest society wouldnt have jumped half a dollar |
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| Good thing oil isn't factored in to inflation or cost of living, right |
| Lmaaaaaoooooo\n\nThere is no "pivot away" from this partner, not anymore |
| Wow I actually hate this retarded 🥭 |
| Tell her you’ll go to gambling rehab |
| we done, spy to 550 end of year |
| the felons are innocent though |
| LMAO |
| Texas Tech about to drop $100 million on NIL next year with these oil prices |
| DAMN! |
| All in…. Cash? 🥸 |
| We bombed Iran on a Saturday. That following Monday oil had gone as low as only up 3%. Everyone on here knew what was coming how come we all not rich? |
| If it goes below 67 it will below 60? Pass the crack pipe |
| Is the Dow still at 50,000?\n\nIn other news Hakeem Jefferies is okay with this war. |
| Going to save this and check in next week lol |
| I’ll take the sleepyjoe market anytime. I’ll take everything about the sleepy joe years over this syphilitic pedophile’s evil incompetence. Everything he’s ever touched turns to shite. |
| Winning! |
| Rotation into healthcare and other defensive sectors, IOVA strong, it’s been green every day since the start of the war. |
| Lmao some retard talking oil going down because Qatar was reopening flights, didn’t know they were flying crude across the ocean. |
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| That’s just pretend mad, they’re doing what we want, we just don’t want to say it publicly. |
| But but but THE DOW IS 50,000! |
| Electric cars back on the menu |
| Midterms cancelled due to Dow below 50k |
| You are making a bet that oil is gonna go up 10% after it goes up 20% in futures?\n\nMods ban this man. |
| Yeah bro juicy premiums! |
| Im going to get my bonus back this year! |
| Oil price is very inelastic |
| And novo can't belive I'm saying this lmao edit: and probably cvna |
| Nah don’t think so 👍 |
| The fucked up part is that, mango might do something even more crazy to fix this. Was the war supposed to help with midterm? |
| So $XOM? |
| Time to buy an EV I guess. |
| Once it reaches infinty, it can't go up more. Relax. |
| He will declare victory and say that they killed the head honcho alongside lots of other bad people.\n\n\nThe usual bombastic stuff from him.\n\n\nAnd the ME countries will push for this as well, because for them the current situation is existential.\n\n\nHow Iran reacts to this is harder to predict as a lot of damage has been done there by US/Israel. Not sure they will be in a forgiving mood, which means oil and gas prices have a pretty good chance of staying higher for much longer. |
| Dead by market open |
| I've been right kiddo, I've bought every fear based dip over the past year and every single time it minted money. You actually think this will be different??? You think oil is going to be over $100 this time next week? Put your money up |
| Larry Ellison CTO and ceo of oracle clay magouryk/Mike Sicilia(yes seems they have 2 per their website). None of those 3 are MBAs. |
| Face ID on robinhood won’t work cause of my tears |
| then pile into oil after the big moves already happened |
| Or the market just caught up to the fact that this war will drag on and intensify, oil will go to 150, causing stocks to plummet and the liquidity and private credit crisis to spiral and unwind the AI Ponzi scheme 🐻📉 |
| Or maybe a month after. |
| NYMEX Crude April, May, June spreads suggesting they're trying to hold the price down...\n\nFly = Apr - 2*May + Jun on NYMEX crude is at -3.7... insane\n\nThey're selling April and buying May, June to try and control the shock\n\nBessent shitting his pants rn |
| This is Joe Biden's fault for losing the election |
| Imagine the new ayatoldya just sitting around, breathing oil smoke, shittin in his robes rn |
| Nah they’ll send in our soldiers to get killed first. |
| You was right. But now it is for sure. |
| I’m telling you, it’s that stupid Hunter’s laptop. |
| So is it actually different this time....\n\nImma say.... no.... |
| I’m glad my new truck gets 17mpg |
| Active investing does this. The more active, the more tiring. |
| Pussy bet when oil futes up 20% already |
| My company had a lay off in January and the stocks only gone down since. |
| Even with zero oil from the Middle East the price should not double |
| Fuck |
| Shouldve bought an electric car… |
| Monday will either be a -2% day to flat or drill team six kissing circuit breakers. Going to be so fucking fun. |
| Yep zero chance of recovering from his |
| Keep is as a reminder not to FOMO and it will probably be worth the price l. |
| Buy when normies start liquidating their 401ks |
| WHY DIDNT I BUY THAT 20X DEGENERATE BRENT DERIVATIVE ON FRIDAY\n\nFOR EVER POORLET, I BELONG HERE |
| Remember bul, Mango didn't Taco until SPY down -19%. We're only down 3% rn |
| Its over HIMS the only stonk green tomorrow |
| So many people here who are not aware of the state of AI coding. Anyone here in FANNG knows. Claude Claude with the latest models and the ability to build and share skills, spin off teams of agents. It doesn't replace humans yet, but it sure means they won't be hiring more in future only less and everyone knows it. |
| meh 😂 but I’ve been waiting for high vix for so long. happy to join theta gang again |
| Oil fucking inflation, bubble leaking air, job market already in the gutter, debt at its highest levels \n\nThis is gonna make all previous crashes look like a healthy pullback |
| That’s in a month.\n\nChart looks identical. Still got another 15% to go. |
| You’re chilling |
| Renewables made up most of new energy installations last year. With the price on hydrocarbons exploding I’d expect the demand for renewables to further rise. |
| Dow -2.2% |
| So many chuds voted because he’s a ‘businessman’ |
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| Real question is what you lost it on |
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| watch the admin pivot away from its partner and say they are the problem to save their asses. it already started with them unhappy about the oil refinery bombing |
| I just bought an electric car last month. The best thing about it is smugly monologuing about how this doesn't affect me. |
| This is why they changed it to cut food stamps after three months so you would have to enroll in the military to fight for Israel in Iran |
| Oh OK gotcha I'm actually like super fucked got it |
| 🌽 💩ing the bed |
| Watch it be the only green thing in a sea of red |
| Damn bro you smart |
| Needed that thanks |
| Diddy been partying hard lately it seems |
| THEY ALWAYS TAKE HALF!! |
| Just gotta wait for what little relief pop we might get when people take profits... premiums gonna pricey tho |
| Imagine not selling a 40 strike covered call on your shares and reaping the sweet $100 premium. This is why y'all are going broke |
| 🍿🤡😂 |
| If he can find a way to un-unalive Khamenei... |
| They voted for this. |
| Donny basically saved their economy |
| Tom Lee said the bottom was in and March is going to be green. 😂🤪 |
| Everybody freak the fuck out. It's over. |
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| But she had a weird laugh |
| !banbet BTC -3% 1d |
| #WSB mods next in line to lead Iran for being ultra 🌈 |
| I’m, oil and gas stocks are at all time highs and going higher, and Putin is stoked, Bessent is removing sanctions on Russia and Russia is selling oil to India at a premium now. They’re inside trading this action like a mofo and getting rich af. That’s always been the play compadre! |
| Way more of a feeling of doom though |
| I thought Mango was supposed to be good for the economy? |
| Guys don't look at Brent, 110$. Most of the oil is going to be murals at 80$ so it's not that bad lmao |
| More and more Americans will be able to retire during my term. More like retiring from their job to get two jobs |
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| I don’t know man\n\nI lived in Turkey for 38 years. I lived in constant inflation, recession, stagnation and corruption: \n\nI think I know more than you. \n\nBut I got it, its not common in ‘the west”\n\nYou guys will get used to it, believe me\n |
| 2022 wasn’t caused by a drunk white nationalist tv host turned sec def not understanding what the straight of Hormuz was. This is much worse. |
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| Buy |
| Gold is currently down 🥲 might be driven by margin call on other holdings tho |
| !banbet USO +10% 5d |
| Without news? Lol\nA lot of news/attacks over the weekend on oil.\n20% spike, nearing double the pre-war prices. |
| So what, only four years ago. |
| Could’ve been worse |
| 6600 is only first stop on way to sub-6000. If 6700 is not held, good night. |
| Oil doesn't work like that. |
| boomers are all turning into charlie sheen when he told everyone he is a warlock while he was dating two 18 year olds and doing 8balls of coke twice a day |
| I hope NOT |
| anything weird happen in 2022? |
| Oil prices up 20% over the weekend and hits $111 per barrel |
| i am so tired tbh |
| Don’t worry guys we’re back in the sleepy joe market for the time being, we’ll be back in the mango market soon 👍 |
| Ai failing, mango doing randoms stuff, oil at 100+… your memestocks are going to 0 🤡 |
| Bank of America has silver at 130-300 by eoy |
| just a minor blip |
| Russia super happy they get to sell their oil and get nearly double for it |
| so every oil share equals one barrel? 🤔 |
| I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY |
| Interesting tech isn’t leading the way down any longer. Oil will plunge no way this move with last. It’s insane at this point. Lol. |
| I knew i should’ve gotten the hybrid |
| Im considering expanding my garden\n\nStart selling prison wine and potatoes |
| Black Monday or nothing burger? |
| The lone put I held over the weekend might be able to offset my next tank of petrol |
| Not sustained, but WAG at how wild the price might soar during the first week or two when it becomes apparent to everyone that situation is **FUBAR AF** |
| damn that is some blood red futures, don't remember any recent times it was this severe, but futures are pretty gay |
| Impeach that Cheeto already |
| He unleashed another unhinged rant about passing the voter suppression SAVE act to prevent people from voting at all so he wouldn't lose the midterms. |
| I tossed $1k into weekly MRVL puts, looks like we are eating good tomorrow |
| So calls Friday at close wasn’t the play i guess. Lol |
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| I feel like this is cheating |
| This shit aint ending bro. \n\nThey want to destroy everything. |
| This is the modern American investor everybody |
| It’s their identity tho…they will go down with the ship |
| You may be a bull but you are an honest bull. I can respect that. Maybe it’s best not to catch the falling knife on this one. You have been wrong over and over and over again. |
| This feels like april 2025 all over again |
| Holy shit crude |
| Trump will declare victory in like three days with an AI snuff film of the Ayatollah, strike a separate deal with Iran to open up the strait of Hormuz and tell the Israelis they're on their own if they want to keep fighting \n\nThere's no way Donald Trump has the stomach for $200 oil 6 months before the midterm elections. \n\nWhoever told him killing the Ayatollah is all they need to do belongs in Guantanamo Bay imo |
| Who care oil $200 per barrel 😂 not effect anything.. |
| I'd be surprised if we're not out of there by 2045 |
| Spy at 200d moving average. Great now all the virgin 200day buyers gonna freak out and sell |
| Old news but shouldn't ORCL be at ATHs? Layoffs are terrible for employees but bullish for the stock. |
| Oil is moving like a meme stock. |
| Thank god Dow chemicals is on a bull run god bless America 🤡🤡🤡 |
| “gReEn bY oPeN” |
| When this flips green, all you bears will be very upset. |
| Article is a month old. |
| it will keep going as long as Iran keeps choosing the same type of Supreme Leader for donny to axe |
| Thank you donaldo. |
| 109 now lmfao |
| Bibi on the red phone won't let it happen |
| Lol A chance I’d take |
| green by open (obviously) |
| Thanks ya old fuck! |
| “You’re the worst trader I’ve ever heard of.”\n\n“But you have heard of me.”\n |
| 18% higher cost of living at least is on the way\n\nlmao |
| $150 here we come |
| This was me closing my short opened friday and opening a long. |
| I mean honestly I know I’ll lose money Monday in all this but I’m kinda numb because the entertainment of living through a historical event is exhilarating |
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| Wisconsin isn’t very quick to let AI centers build without the energy costs being paid for by the AI centers. |
| The people chasing oil at this point are likely to get slaughtered unless they don't stick around in a position more than an hour at a time |
| WHAT HAPPENED ELITES? I THOT YOUR \n K-SHAPED ECONOMY COULD HOLD UP EVERYTHING? PATHETIC PUSSIES REPLACING US WITH DATACENTERS THAT WONT SURVIVE A BLACKOUT 😝 |
| NOOOO NOT THE CRIPTO BROS! |
| Orange got played hard by Israel, they played him like a fiddle |
| I want off this ride |
| Surely there comes a point where even the most retarded politicians say we should negotiate |
| You can get 10-12% off msrp easily |
| Believe it or not balls |
| That’s just literally the only good thing they had going for them to cling to lmao |
| These idiots running the US & Israel are promptly going to send the global economy into a recession at this rate. |
| Guess I’m biking to work now, good thing my job is *checks notes* 50 miles away! |
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| Oil… Drill baby drill!! |
| Seeing how red this is, can't wait for kospi open |
| What does this mean for Vaseline production levels |
| Oil only at $109. I think we can do better. |
| Oil at 105 holy shit |
| !banbet USO +10% 7d |
| glad I sold my calls, fuck this shit |
| Keep buying the "dip" bols. Jane street sends their best regards |
| We are what? 3% from all time highs? That's one good day in the market. |
| Your cien short was nicely timed (albeit lucky on the macro side) + i bought so obviously it's gonna go down... But the floor is near.\n\nDid you close the short btw ? |
| Next leg down? Holy shit lmao\n\nLooking like an extreme version of last week. -2.5% premarket, 1% recovery during the trading day, and WSB bols claiming victory |
| Arrest Pam Bondi. She promised us DOW 50,000 dollars. 😠 |
| LOL idk man. Why don't you guys pack up and go home like you always do after losing wars |
| Come back in 6 hours when it’s down 3% |
| Someone please tell me this is is bullish for gold 🥲 |
| I died |
| kicking myself for not throwing down that spy lotto put |
| They hit 110 |
| Europe will bounce back quicker. You'll see. |
| Dip time! Buying oil etf time! Leverage it all! Yeeehaaaw. |
| I mean maybe DCA? |
| maybe ram prices can do finally if this becomes a trend... (very optimistic view) |
| I have fuckton of XOM calls I should be fine right? |
| Spot just hit 108 |
| Why would Obama do this. |
| lmao futures oh my god |
| Remember in the end this is all Elon’s fault |
| Damn, doomsday clock going to hit midnight before GTA 6 |
| How hard is it to get a work permit in India/Vietnam? |
| this is what happens when you feed him too much gluten |
| 108 |
| I assure you they futin |
| Trump nation is going to turn on him at this point. Gas prices are the single most important thing to them. |
| Nobody here is freaking out. We are all spook-less shells of human beings |
| Bitcoin? Not even once |
| My 3/11 672puts 🤗 |
| Force Majeure? I'm being forcibly liquidated due to a majeure retard. |
| 108.50 |
| Surely it's Biden's fault, right? /s |
| Bloodbath |
| FYI LMT (Lockheed Martin) opened up in overnight market near 20% last Monday and then dumped to end the day at 3% so they're going to hard dump oil at some point as well |
| Donny is snorting a line of taco seasoning rn |
| Just watched Margin Call 3 days ago again. Jeremy Irons always solid. |
| This is all sleepy Joes fault of course |
| Oil crisis + credit cycle end + AI bubble burst = 1929 like stock collapse |
| ho-lee cojones |
| Why did Hunter Bidens laptop do this to us!? |
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| oil is the new silver |
| Oil futures? Are they above 100 now? |
| Congrats on the crude length |
| Think I'll be able to talk the price down on the V8 X5 I'm looking at tomorrow? haha |
| Glad I filled up my tank |
| Bondi’s next hearing: “THE DOW is at $40,000” |
| THE OIL FUTES ARE CREEPING BACK UP |
| Lul spy 620 eod |
| Gas is already up 30 cents a gallon minimum where I am lol |
| Uh oh |
| This won't affect Microsoft, right? 🫣 |
| half you regards are about to get drafted. look up McNamara's morons. your low IQs won't save you! 🤌 |
| lol, gaylight savings pushed futes an hour back |
| EU gas is flying tomorrow |
| Guys insider news : they have brought out Heavy duty kleenex for putin, sources say he's Cummings buckets |
| Why stock market is down so much without news? Manipulation? |
| When walking to work becomes mandatory |
| So Daddy will not be footing the WB/HBO bill? |
| That $100 finna be hard support for the next 2.5 years |
| And you get some lube, and you get some lube. |
| Buy VOO and then delete the brokerage app |
| thinking i'll start walking to the gym and beer store. Burn ass not gas |
| Ah yes, that will fix the oil price problem. |
| Yay USA is respected again 😊 |
| Team pedo gonna have another bad week |
| Tell me you haven't lived through a recession without saying you haven't lived through a recession |
| I have way too many calls for this. |
| High beta boutta get slaughtered 10% |
| I thought I was gonna switch jobs but being immune to the draft in my current role is looking like a sweet benefit. |
| Do we think its gonna go to 150? |
| Can't put the Pandora back in the box now |
| Oil is the new silver so it’ll crash 40% at $122 |
| The U.S. probably just got a few more countries to support it. It's about cheap energy and Iran has shown now that it is full retard. |
| my dollar costs are going to be so average |
| iTs jUsT a sPEciAl mILiTaRy oPerAtioN |
| After Armageddon how will we know if Jesus has actually returned or if it’s AI? |
| Imagine willingly voting for this, congrats |
| The bots got you |
| people freaking out over oil prices like it hasn't been at $100 before lol. casuals |
| Now that's a good theory |
| We should really figure out away to harness the power gooners generate when rubbing one out |
| **GUH** |
| El Oso! |
| everything will get worse until the oil issue resolves |
| Deja-vu |
| Arrrr |
| We had 4 dips last week and every single one was bought until the Bloomberg hit piece on Oracle. You are fucking regarded if you think the 5th dip won't be immediately bought up. |
| Tell that to 🥭 retard. World ain't doing shit |
| Too early to invest in iran real estate? |
| Its so cooked |
| You’re in European stocks when oil is over $100 and the US is better insulated for the supply shock? \n#\n# EJECTO SEATO CUZ 😭😭 |
| Again? |
| “Now that the dow is 45,000 can we talk about the pedos again Ms Bondi?”\n\nSomeone please do it |
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| I'm genuinely fed up with Iran. Fuck authoritarian regimes. |
| That’s deep |
| !banbet spy 650 6d |
| New executive order makes it illegal to sell |
| You’re supposed to discover WSB when you don’t have a wife or kids so you can ruin your life but not others |
| Can't wait to see videos of people filling gasoline into plastic bags for storage again.. |
| this is what happens when i stop gambling and all in SPY |
| It’s been a pleasure serving with you gentlemen |
| Only one man can save us tomorrow and he has a money printer that goes brrrrrrrrrrrr |
| Watch this shit be flat by open |
| Bull is coping hard |
| Energy trees |
| i love MSTR puts perfect hedge to my IRA |
| How long until Bessent fires up his personal RH account and starts shorting CL? |
| Anybody know what daddy is doing in iran? |
| fun |
| Exactly what I was thinking! Burn ass not gas. |
| Don’t bet against the U.S |
| There would be no buyers at that price as that would cause a huge economic disaster, but 200$ is easily attainable within a week |
| We have a programmed army of cannon fodder bulls who will buy leaps all the way off the cliff. \n\nLiberation day and its consequences. |
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| corn is still too expensive\n\nlike $65k too expensive |
| holy shit. good luck everyone |
| No chance |
| Orangutan is a compliment, don't you think? Those primates are quite intelligent |
| CNBC was telling everyone to buy last week. 😂🤡🤡 |
| 🤯 |
| I NEED FUTURES TO RECOVER SO I CAN GET MORE PUTTS!!!! |
| Doubling down a gas guzzlers while China eats our ass raw with their EVs |
| 💯 V to ATHs incoming |
| 2 more weeks |
| To set them up initially, yes lots of people. But once they are up and running, it’s minimally staffed. With much of the software and networking done off site. Even the onsite maintenance team for the electrical and HVAC is not a very large crew. |
| HGRAF is ultimate hedge to this market long HGRAF |
| Gas is going to be $7 by Friday |
| Thanks I will check them both out. Does it matter much that futures don’t have sipc insurance? I was thinking it might be better to do synthetic futures with options |
| Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
| Do we ever know? |
| Oh they’re printing, printing red candles |
| Had two full futures contracts. Margin requirement is around 14k per contract |
| Source??? |
| Always |
| 200 incoming by next weekend. |
| Daylight savings is a top 5 holiday. 7pm Sunset is incredible |
| My bet is 150 eventually if they don’t get the straight open and 180 if the hit some tankers going though it |
| Its printing something alright. A Wendy's job application |
| theres certainly no arbitrage trade available for you if thats what youre asking lmao |
| This is all peter thaniels doing |
| best i can do is 🚘⛽️🧐 |
| Remember: the RAM and SSD storage crisis will also hit us hard this year 🤠 |
| QQQ only down a mere -1.6%.. like really? \n \nThese AI data centers need a lot of electricity and energy.\n\nAnd where do these come from? Oil no? |
| you and i both 🙏🏻 |
| Sell puts, worst case you buy cheaper stocks while getting paid thousands to do it. |
| Why would Obama crash the market ... |
| Up 65% !! Buying more tomorrow 🥴 |
| I hope youre ready to wait a while and not get caught buying the dip that keeps dipping |
| Still might be though |
| Because war is bullish I was told last week. |
| watcha buyin big boy |
| You're retarded if you think the world is going to let this go on much longer |
| LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's sad dude |
| Well at least she'll get half the debt |
| My NVDA calls are printing on Monday right guys? |
| Beats me… I see absolutely ZERO gains from this for the US |
| For our ally |
| I have a bridge to sell… |
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| Oil prices are now +$100 |
| And that’s why many of us are snapping up cheap software stocks. |
| How could Obama do this?? |
| I’m so tired of winning |
| Theyre open, pretty flat |
| Will Tesla pump from this? |
| All those movies about 2009, new movies will be made about 2026 lol |
| This… statistically a lot of ppl here actually. |
| I’m making bootleg gasoline in my bath tub |
| Pump n dump algos forced to buy every dip |
| Chinese electric cars and 45mph highways |
| How much did you put in? I’m up about 21k as of now. |
| Oracle scale datacenters employ a lot more people than that. |
| Blowing up oil fields is just good for business. |
| Buy a new wife |
| Give me things that won't last for $500 Alex |
| That's just the future too, something tells me Monday open could be a circuit breaker |
| And the DOW was 50,000. Everything can go down |
| Thinking isn't really his thing. He just does what he's told to do by his handlers who make the backroom deals |
| What if anything? what if a bomb landed on your ayatollah right now??? |
| Israel is controlled by the Jews |
| Did you sell them or buy them? |
| Yah and soon as u buy puts Iran announces it surrenders lol |
| Bears are looking sexy today |
| In Donny’s world? probably legislation to force the removal of all catalytic converters |
| Spy 700 ... finally. \nI just wait for NVIDIA to drop. \nAt this moment I'm in European stocks only. |
| lol DOW is down almost 2% on premarket action, cooool |
| # HNNNNNGGGGG MR 🅱️RESIDENT ....\n\n# YOU ARE...\n\n# SO...\n\n# CRUDE |
| it was well over 111 |
| 🌽😯 |
| Irony that Iran took a leaf right out of Saddam's playbook! Saddam literally did the same during the first gulf war, just fired scud missiles at everyone and made oil prices double overnight. Iran is now attacking ships and refineries, quite a effective strategy knowing the pressure will soon be on US and Israel to pull back call for a ceasefire.\n\nMilitarily even if the 90% of the missile launchers are taken out, Iran will still retain the capability to launch thousands of shaheeds per day at its neighbors, they are firing the drones from residential areas and they seem perfectly ok even if 10% of them get through as long as they strike the right targets. Difficult days ahead for everyone. |
| Ok. How can I explain to my wife that I lost our savings account AND a line of credit of 25k. Divorce might be on the table… I am so fucked … |
| Futes already climbing back up. At this rate we will open at ATHs. |
| Does the fact that they just chose his son as the successor put a wrench in your future plans? |
| I dontknow why people are panicking. When oil is up, everything’s prices up\n\nIncluding stocks. \n\nSo why this fear?\n\nI’m gonna load up some calls on Monday |
| Yup, usd/yen already too close to intervention zone |
| I have SPY 715P 5/29 am I cooked chat? |
| Inflation bout to go nuts again. Everyone in the world is gonna pay for Mango being a bootlicking zioservant |
| The Dow is at 50,000!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| no more wars!! I will end inflation!! |
| Stop selling plz |
| I still can't believe some bull cope made me switch from puts to calls |
| nice try, i ain't falling for this shit again. Gonna close green again |
| Friday calls were not the play |
| thank you for the annual crash mango |
| Gg, time to learn how to ride a bike again |
| Did we survive 2022??? |
| I still remember just 1 year ago people here bashing Sundar Pichai for his MBA+ Consultancy background. Seen like the same thing all over again |
| Shorting oil at 09:30:01 Eastern standard time. |
| They are putting even more boats in the strait of Whormoose, brilliant! |
| I can understand if you already had calls when this thing broke out but to continue to buy is a different level of stupid |
| 🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS WE WOOO WE WOOO 🚨🚨🚨 \n🚨🚨🚨CRUDE OIL FUTURES AT **105.92** 🚨🚨🚨 |
| Sold a bunch of company stock. Now I have it just sitting in my bank account. Don’t know what to do. |
| Someone should really notify the news agencies. |
| I think you can be patient |
| Stupid is as stupid does. |
| literally what was the plan here? like why is the fucking guy doing this? |
| Have you tried taking off your noise cancelling headphones |
| It'll go back down in a week when this is over\n\n \n.... right? |
| You all need to just calm down, zoom out, have a glass of water..\n\n\n\nAND PANIC SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!! |
| I have 3 HIMZ $1 Calls 03/20 |
| Its only happening because he shat himself on live tv |
| Think am gonna buy the dip |
| What will the Fed do with a struggling economy that needs lower rates and an inflationary impulse from energy that will only get worse if you lower rates? \n#\nWe need my GOAT JPOW to navigate through this and not this regard bootlicker Warsh |
| I joked about this years ‘tariff pause’ being a ‘withdrawal from the region’ but I wouldn’t put it past the orangutan to try some shit like that |
| Time for ol’ oil and gas to swipe the floor with memestocks |
| Please let this dip hold, please let it hold. My dic is hard thinking about how much stuff I'm gonna buy |
| I’m shaking and crying |
| the formatting on this is really awful. |
| What happened ? |
| I just made 11k off oil futes rn |
| Get. Fucked. Bulls. |
| What jobs lmao |
| Technically the only things worth recycling are metals. Everything else isn't really worth it. Since China stopped purchasing recycling goods a lot of stuff sent to recycling centers just get thrown straight into the trash anyway.\n\nTL;DR as long as you recycle metals you're doing your part.\n |
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| I sold everything friday for the first time in my life. 1M cash ready to buy a sexy dip |
| USO going straight to 900. Panic sell it all and go all in on USO |
| I said this the other day and got hate "this isn't like that at all" |
| Holy fuck the dow is -2.2 |
| China gonna blow up Iran at these oil prices .. world economy is fucked |
| When I taste my gasoline it doesn’t taste sweet. That’s why I always mix it with a little methanol. Using speech to text because my vision ain’t too good. |
| Okay fine I’m tired of winning!! You were right 🥭 |
| The entire gulf's oil production is completely halted, it's not stupid you're just a retard |
| The real shakeout begins this week\n\nLots of liquidity to be swished around |
| /CL reversing to 105, down from 109 |
| 6400 expiring tomorrow |
| Spread em |
| Hes just kiting Iran until Europoors aggro |
| But his predecessor gets the blame anyway… |
| 5% off ATH as technicals and fundamentals are breaking down and bro thinks he’s buying the dip |
| Epstein would be proud 🥲 |
| I duno he was a pretty interesting interview on [American Prestige](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/american-prestige/id1574741668?i=1000746847445) |
| Some oil nerds say 200. |
| I don’t care that much about you |
| #If you bought oil 5 mins ago youre bankrupt |
| Somebody's $20 HIMS calls next week are going to be worth a fortune |
| There is a fair chance they have major debt issues. But also a decent chance they are fine. Regardless I'm not touching it. \n\n\nI can see too clearly a scenario where they declare bankruptcy and emerge with less debt, fucking current shareholders and debtors. With the government own shares. E.g. GM 16 years ago.\n\nCould be on purpose. |
| It’s a great tool, but it’s way too hyped. \n\nThe bear case is on cost, mainly. How much would it cost to keep the same trajectory we’re on now? \n\nIf LLMs end up being “close” to a senior but at almost the same price (without subsidies), then the risk is way too high as a single person would have to absorb the wider context twice (and be, in turn, more expensive). \n\nNobody is letting the black-box make probabilistic decisions that risk company money and reputation. |
| Watching bulls slowly come to grips with reality, kind of a bummer tbh |
| Bols wake up, new liquidation just dropped. |
| It's over. |
| OIL DUMPING GET OUT NOW SAUDIS RELEASING BARRELS |
| Well, time to start using the bicycle again. |
| Oil Embargo 2.0. When this happened in 1973 last time, oil quadrupled in price from $3 to $12 per barrel which led to the implementation of Speed Limits and the US importing Japanese vehicles and to pursue energy efficiency. I wonder what we’ll come up this time. |
| Holy fucking shit on a stick |
| sybau |
| That's because it's not really artificial intelligence. It's artificial pattern matching.\n\nI use Claude Code Opus 4.6 a lot. It is great at writing code blocks in small modular ways that save me days of work. However, it absolutely sucks at creating a full code base.\n\nSo if i guide and verify each input and output it is a fantastic tool. If I don't then it is a dumb monkey that builds useless vapourware. |
| GG on the midterms Donnie boy LMAO |
| Corn 🌽 is digital gold and store of value they said 🤔 |
| Buying gold is so good. Wife is happy, you are happy |
| All I hear is silence! |
| QQQ is stored in the urethra |
| Everyone had plenty of time to load up on oil stocks last week 🤑 |
| Some of yall voted for this. |
| I cant wait to see all those fucking ra tards who made the byron I did that stickers for gas pumps try to justify how 10/gal diesel is actually based and good for the economy |
| My moves tomorrow is completely dependent on Iran giving up the war and surrender to the USA. And agree to install a puppet government . All should happen tonight |
| GULP |
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| In two hours, we will continue the trend again, if we do just repeat last sunday. |
| Oil 🥹 |
| Oh man, trying to install a toilet seat while having to take a shit is kind of a rush |
| I don't know how average Joe and Fund Mangers gonna look at this shit on Monday, and not want to smash the panic button. |
| this makes lots of sense to me |
| Fuck |
| WW5 starting tomorrow. It’s gonna be SO YUGE that’s it will skip 3 and 4 |
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| that first 15 min on gold futures was wild af |
| Have you ever considered the fact that employees are an expendable resource? |
| So they test almost 1yo agents? |
| https://www.macrotrends.net/1369/crude-oil-price-history-chart \nLook at the second chart here. The inflation adjusted oil price since WW2. 2008 was the all time high at $208 in today's dollars. That was because spare capacity was zero. Today production is currently 20 million barrels per day below demand. It's a much more severe situation. $300 entirely possible to balance supply with demand. Or $400? Oil demand is hella inelastic. \n\nhttps://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/040915/how-does-law-supply-and-demand-affect-oil-industry.asp \nKey Takeaways \n \n* Oil has a low elasticity of demand, meaning that the demand for oil doesn't change significantly when the price for it changes, given how dependent the global economy is on it.\n* The supply of oil is also fairly inelastic given how complex and costly the process is to initially set up oil extraction. \n* Oil price swings tend to be dramatic and often impact the rest of the global economy. |
| They are selling Greenland to Iran ??? |
| Minor disagreements in the middle east |
| Finally 🥭 killed all bols… including me. |
| why cant the world be like us🤝 |
| Waiting for GLD futes. Open!! |
| Just two more weeks |
| I bot DUST at the close Friday , and trying to convince myself it’ll hold |
| Somehow, Khamenei returned! |
| Time to not look at my port for a few years. |
| I was told chaos would be good for metals... I'd like to speak to the manager. |
| I'm actually convinced now this is green tomorrow. The oil movement is just stupid now. |
| ngl It'd be moderately funny if we open green somehow, not funny for my puts tho |
| You retards better keep up this panic frenzy tomorrow. Got a fat stack of cash waitin. |
| I like fireworks 🎆 |
| Apple alphabet Amazon Microsoft all have mba CEO. |
| He can’t. Being blackmailed by 🧃 |
| Lollll |
| And they just bought fucking Warner bros. lol. Fuck you ellison. Best behavior my asshole. House of cards gunna fall. Gravity always wins |
| Almost all of Asia is |
| Realistically higher iv should cushion right??? |
| He needs to draw Europe in before he tacos out, for maximum shambles |
| sell premium before vix dies down, CSPs. plenty of ways to profit off of that volatility homie |
| THIS IS WHY WE HELD OVER THE WEEKEND!! |
| was 67 on Monday.. |
| 😭😭 |
| Bruh 10 years ago I was in 5th grade |
| The entire fucking world is fucked |
| i’m tired of winning mr president. and you’re not even my president! |
| Why futes -1.5%? |
| crude oil futures up 20% holy fuck |
| My amzn calls too… |
| Panic sell it all at open. Save yourselves. |
| To late noooo |
| Golden age for oil bols |
| Wait, I thought the war was over Bols? |
| I love USO calls 🙂 |
| You best start believing a recession. You’re in one |
| Maybe overpaying for a movie studio wasn't such a good idea? |
| Why would you ever buy stock that's based on edgelord virgins? |
| is my NVDA calls cooked? 😢 |
| Futes... not looking great |
| Watch XOM go red lmfao |
| If we don’t buy Greenland now Iran will win |
| good thing I loaded up my cargo van with barrels of oil last week. Gonna make so much fuckin money! |
| Nah range bound |
| OIL REJECTED AT $112 SELL SELL SELL |
| That would hurt even more |
| So how high will crude oil go? |
| You really REALLY wish that was true. |
| 2022????....fuck its gonna be a bad year |
| our jobs pay for our gas and health insurance\n\nour buttholes pay the bills\n\n🥭's america |
| I almost stayed out but spy did a minipump into close making the premiums just cheap enough to handle.. happy I pulled the trigger now |
| the war, which is a result of this dumbass lying administration |
| It’s a Golden age |
| Dam oil buls banking |
| September before midterms. |
| I'm here in this thread for one reason and one reason alone. I'm here to guess what the music might do a week, a month, a year from now. That's it. Nothing more. And standing here today, I'm afraid that I don't hear - a - thing. Just... silence. |
| Well at least companies won’t use this as a way to increase prices permanently. I’m sure they will lower prices once we leave Iran. |
| Prius gang rise 🆙 |
| Norway people stay winning no matter what happens. It’s unfair. Stocks go up , they make money. Oil goes up, they make money. |
| Retail is still buying the dip from institutional guys up to now. When that stops we will have fireworks |
| No he was on a maduro high thinking “that was easy” let’s attack what possibly is the hardest country to invade in the world. |
| 8pm gonna smack delulu bull right on kisser |
| Crazy ol' Larry might finally meet the dildo of consequences. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. \nDo Elon next. |
| I know I had to take some risk off the table. Still have 1 contract but will buy more again if there’s a dip. |
| The perfect 🌮 trade is setting up. Once his buddies buy the dip he'll announce we're pulling out of iran |
| Hell yea |
| You are Ayatollah of Retards. |
| back to flat |
| It’s been 15 minutes and the price is $108 a barrel lmao\n\nEdit For reference: on Friday February 27th when all the Iran stuff started, the price of oil was $67 a barrel |
| I think they may be running out of virgins soon |
| Oil 110 a barrel lol. Was 60 less than 2 weeks ago |
| Yup same thing |
| We must elect a new ayatoldya of stonks now 🤔 |
| The Brent-WTI spread has inverted. Not sure what that means but it's the first time in a long time. |
| hedging might have saved my port\n\nmy 500c mu calls have till may 15 but it still looks gone 😂 |
| 🥭 mist have done something really fucked up in those epstien files to let his beloved dow Jones get slapped in the nuts like this |
| IMAGINE THINKING THEY GOT A PLAN\n\n\- A PEDO\n\n\- A DRUNKTARD\n\n\- AND A CUBAN ASSET \n\nFUCKING LOL |
| Is this making america great again? |
| Turns out spx calls were bot the play |
| Some of you are cool, do not come to the market tomorrow. |
| I'm really not following this logic... If you need less manpower for the same productivity then people will be replaced, no? Or doesn't Claude make you more productive? |
| Bro might retire tomorrow |
| This year is cooked, it's the year of the ber |
| Japan has always been fucked but yea the nikkei will -5 today |
| Do anal only |
| Crude oil futures. Over 110 |
| He could tweet that we’re victorious and call it a day. |
| We are so fucked |
| You sold too early |
| Make America great again |
| The dumbest people are finally losing their money |
| Actually no. |
| russell -3.8% |
| looking the term structure for oil futes, we think this gonna last a while boys. Dont worry, /VX still chilling tho |
| Qqqs green tomorrow |
| well boys monday we closed the gap on open. today will be the same right? |
| Tomorrow champ |
| This administration or the war? |
| Crazy how they flexed the Dow at 50000k and Americans retirement accounts are doing great glad it backfired in their face |
| No taco here. This is war!! |
| Marketing for a major retail company in USA. |
| You said slimy I was thinking like cooked zucchini or something gross like that |
| I finally realized that. |
| Should have bought oil rocks |
| Green by morning. |
| Everyone is |
| 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue \n\n\nJust want to put this address out there for European people to write their letters too after we destroyed their quality of life with this latest move in Iran. |
| Corn dying |
| Bummer… so not taco time yet |
| It’s like he’s going down the list of his biggest supporters and destroying them lol. Def going to be boots on the ground in Iran atp lol |
| After your dad gets taken out... do you really want his job right after? |
| Nikkei down 4% pre market? Oh we bout to see some unwinding |
| Yeah almost touched 30 |
| Same, I filled up today |
| That won’t stop him |
| Dow futures tumble 900 points as U.S. oil tops $100 a barrel to begin the week’s trading..\n\n"Ahh shit.. here we go again" meme.. |
| Not every news article about Iran needs to be screenshotted and posted here \n |
| $PLTR IS SPONSORING THIS WAR SO THEIR STOCK CAN RISE. \n\n\nPLTR 2 TRILLION 2029\n\n\n#PLTR #GETTHEMONEY |
| DOW 40K hats back in style |
| Why do I even go to work? Just to pay for the gasoline to get me to work? |
| Why most of them don’t even use cars? It’s all trains and walking |
| I hope if it makes 10/20 percent of the public to wake the fuck up I’ll take the pain |
| Futures nose diving |
| Ok foxyboi |
| Well, what do you do lol |
| turn your buy in screenshot into an nfc |
| i disagree. the new models now recognize what they can't solve and either write a python script to converge on a solution or call a specialized program to help solve imo, this is exactly what a human would do. it's not agi, but it's a degreed mathematician and better than almost all humans |
| ONE TWO THREE WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING FOR?\n\nDONT ASK ME I DONT GIVE A DAMN\n\nNEXT STOP IS IRAN |
| No? Does anyone think he did? |
| what can trump even do or tweet to stop this, nothing |
| Only you can open the strait of hormuz |
| Time to do a last gas fill up before shit hits the fan |
| Any chance this holds until Market open. Oh pleeassseee.\n\nUso calls |
| Am I about to get laid off at work? Lmfao. This is BAD. |
| This is just a normal market fluctua….HOLY SHIT! PANIC! SELL EVERYTHING THAT ISN’T TIED DOWN |
| Go hug a tree. Other countries are incorporating this into their military assets. Why shouldn't the US? \n\n |
| black monday fr |
| Did that orange retard really think this thru?? |
| Isn’t Japan majorly fucked if oil goes crazy like this? |
| Why do I have to pay taxes, all this cash going to the government instead of my port 🙁 |
| What can 🥭even 🌮 out of at this point? Not like he can reverse the regard tariff numbers like liberation day |
| Tupid stake |
| Tired of all the winning yet? |
| Russell 2000 down 3.9% now |
| Wholly fuck I dropped 6k in qqq puts at 359 Friday. How the fuck am I ever gonna sleep!? lol |
| You have no money nor margin LMAO |
| Need MSTR back to $100 |
| This is gonna be the USA's Suez Canal moment isn't it... |
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| Crude $110 😂 |
| USO call credit spreads it is |
| Oil is up gazillion %. \n\nBers, do you not think that type of movement is actually a little strange? |
| A lot of our managers are morons and the engineers take advantage of it. So projects will go nowhere... for EIGHT YEARS. Actually I think the only important management I interact with are project managers who move the project forward.\n\nI would love a management culling where I work. They fired like all the engineers of a badly performing division and kept almost all of the managers. |
| Ive had puts that were so valuable on sunday then worthless 5 minutes after open lol |
| Does anybody actually know anyone who is unemployed by choice? |
| Whoops lmao |
| Why is a question we all been asking for 6 years!!! Because they can!! What are you or I going to do about it? Not a fuking thing. |
| It's past 110 already |
| China don't even think about it you fucks. |
| Russell where you going? |
| Make a chart with large chested woman go tot he back for a loan it’s always sunny style |
| Cause we want to be with our gay friends like you. |
| The problem is this time someone else started this shit, and 🥭 happily joined\n\nTaco-ing will be difficult |
| You ever heard of dc solar? |
| Oh so we're even more fucked then. |
| Bro STFU I’m busy trading futures cause some of us got money. Dayum. |
| Like Covid? 👀👀 |
| DON’T OPEN THE CASINO! |
| SPY 650 by open |
| I’m gonna take the under on this one |
| BUYING THIS OIL TANKER WAS DEFINITELY THE MOVE. |
| What chapter of Art of A Deal Is This?...... Granted I haven't read it |
| They’ll pin it and theta fuck everyone with moves made out of hours |
| Oil $110 |
| Anyone else going all in USO? |
| CLOSE THE CASINO 😭😭 |
| 10k Dow |
| Yoooo lmao this fucking oil war shit is so dumb |
| Can't wait for drafts for the Iran war to start up |
| ok |
| Wasn't it higher on friday? |
| Did mango genuinely think he could taco this one? Insanity |
| Oil going straight to Valhalla |
| Bols r fuk\n\nBers run this town now |
| How my bro Barbie |
| Problem with long term testing is that agents are getting better quickly, the latest in this test is opus 4, but now we have opus 4.6 which is quite a bit better. I wouldn't read too much into it |
| Lol 🌽 |
| Bit red init m8 |
| (Or lost of course) |
| If you get assigned oil futures contract, do they accept no hablo ingles when the refinery calls you? |
| I'm good man go long ES!!! sounds like a good idea |
| I'm American so Iran is definitely the problem in all this. |
| I bitched out and didn't want to take spy or dia puts over the weekend. \n\n\nI do have coin puts though. So I got that going for me |
| Lmao bull r fuk |
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| The VIX is at 28 |
| Where? |
| ahahaha |
| Calls at open. Iran doesn't matter, Oracle earnings on Tuesday more important. |
| and i just can't hide it |
| Futures looking bleak |
| Welp. Looks like I'm smoking heavily tomorrow evening. Guh. |
| yikes |
| Just opened futes. RIP bol 😂 |
| There won’t be a caeefire dumb fuck started something with no endgame plan. |
| Eu companies will declare bk soon with these prices. Im thinking about automakers for example |
| They did, look at the last year; metals are the ones to move before anything has "seemingly" happened - they shouldn't rally much more from here |
| Ill buy it for special price of 12503,9 |
| The 🌽 algos saw the price of oil and decided to drill 🤣🤣 |
| You know it’s crazy when the US military tells the Israeli military they went too far |
| yeah if you bought at the peak of the .com bubble you would've broken even after 13 years! |
| Time to buy oil and watch it crash right after I buy it as always, life hates me |
| ...or up more lol |
| Sold all my HIMS stock for spy puts. Was this a good move? |
| You should totally buy oil here |
| The thing with Hormuz is Trump can't even TACO. He needs the Israelis and Iranians to also TACO |
| Oil to 150 by Friday if this shit stays closed |
| Green by open |
| Stupid take |
| NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME TO BUY! |
| Why not wait for 5000? 6500 was September 2025, 6 months ago. And there wasn't a war in Iran and the suez canal wasn't shut. |
| these futes are FUTING lemme tell ya |
| this is where money is made and you guys are whining |
| All cause couldn't close a deal with the Penguins...smh |
| Is today the long awaited circuit breakers day? |
| I think those, “I did that” stickers gonna make a comeback |
| #Rubio new ayatollah |
| Yup |
| Reminds me of covid. We all saw it building up until the oh shit moment of shutting down the US, that's when it became real.\n\n\nThey are getting diplomats out of Saudi Arabia. Some BIG shit is about to go down |
| RIP crypto bol |
| Idk gang \n\nAs a bear with a blown-out asshole. I am still nervous about a pumperino in real pre |
| Mango ain't got da cards. Whore mooz still subject to pew pew |
| vix over 30 implies 200 point intraday moves.\n\nI'm so fucking excited\n |
| So we're opening green? |
| Bibi did that! |
| Exactly! Because the SOB won’t be saying it’s a great time to by. |
| Bers win! Bers win! |
| It’ll turn green by eod tomorrow |
| It's so fucking over |
| SPY 650. And we are under the 200-SMA so all the 200-SMA bros will sell. FUCK. |
| 3 minutes |
| Shouldn't they be going up? |
| We’re seeing spx in the 6500s by open lmao |
| Diddy would be proud. |
| Son of a bitch these futes not looking so good. Now I will be afraid to sell at these levels. If there is a ceasefire will rocket back up. |
| No...?\nNot really, unless that tweet is US surrendering to Iran |
| 100 dollar barrel |
| Oh fuck… I’m completely fucked tomorrow…. |
| I preferred when oil was zero |
| why |
| PMs just follow us stock equities now, apparently |
| Time to go to the gas station and fill up some garbage bags. |
| Turns out the stable genius was actually retarded, who woulda thought LMAO |
| WITNESS ME!! |
| Just want, 🥭 is gonna do something crazy reversing everything. |
| Im not crying |
| Regardless I bought too high |
| It could also open up 3% or any other number. |
| Congrats anyone who had oil calls.\n\nLoL at the clown people saying this could be over by monday. |
| $5 GAS IN NY |
| I DECLARE bankruptcy ! |
| Ok. I could reasonably see oil up 5-10%. This is just stupid AI trading now. |
| Namely if commercial tankers start getting struck in other areas. \n\nCurrently Iran is hitting ships near the strait. Ukraine hits Russian ships near them. \nUS has been commandeering dark fleet ships. \n\nAttacks on shipping could escalate so that they’re being done in more areas, and US could start destroying dark fleet ships instead of taking control of them. \n\nAlso, the damage to oil infrastructure in the gulf could get worse, especially if things escalate between Iran and the gulf states. |
| How is productivity defined here and how does the net gains on that output compare to no AI? |
| !remindme 1d |
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| Gold & Silver are dropping for one simple reason, people are panicking reaching for exit to cover the short squeeze in Oil… which causes DXY to spike, which is bad for metals, once it starts to tumble down is when the trade returns |
| Orange Julius: "This will be just like Venezuela." Oh...I forgot....I have a peanut sized tangerine for a brain. |
| They got no other choice since everyone is completely dependent on oil imports |
| Where Is the dude that was cocky proclaiming he was going to be selling puts this week\n |
| Careful oil bulls. It will take one tweet from 🥭 to send oil down to $80. |
| No I think it’s gonna go up like block did lol. |
| I have $30 of btc. \n \nAverage cost 125,039. I bought BTC at the literal top, you can't even see this number on the 1 year graph. I'd be happy to sell this rare btc to any interested buyer. |
| Dow 45 when? |
| I think you’re going to cook |
| This is going to put liberation day to shame |
| I sure hope so! |
| Truck bros going to be bankrupt by the end of the month |
| Lmao way more than $300/hrly |
| And bols were coping all day lmfao, we even had some Oil shorters. |
| So much winning |
| old news dont get caught |
| Why are you gay? |
| Tanker Gang rise up |
| Yeah? |
| Calls is always the answer long term |
| NIKKEI opens -6% |
| thank you brother |
| hedge |
| OIL IS WHAT?!?!?! |
| Oil has a ways to go to catch up with my coffee prices that are up 40% in 2 weeks |
| Driving, the one thing we could still do to stay sane is now too expensive. |
| Idk man you're kinda coming off poor |
| Bols got real quiet. They figuring out their boot size for the upcoming trip to Iran. |
| I'm a SWE and generally pretty skeptical about LLMs, but if you actually read the linked paper the authors found that they're improving on the measured long-horizon tasks, and furthermore that the rate of improvement is accelerating. \nOpus 4.6 wrote no regressions _at any point_ in 76% of the samples (a sample here is a start and end checkpoint in a repo, with an average duration of 233 days and 71 commits). That beats the shit out of any intern I've ever worked with, and a sizeable fraction of juniors.\n\nhttps://arxiv.org/pdf/2603.03823 |
| corn slop dump |
| It's actually over |
| I was once again promised a crash by this sub |
| Oil futures moving like a meme wtffff |
| So you're saying futes are fake and ghey? |
| You know you can actually trade futures if you aren't broke right?? |
| already winning by having a full tank of gas |
| Gladly, !remindme 3m |
| SPY could open -3% |
| I'm tired of winning |
| Mango Monday |
| We all need an emergency holiday till the war is over and |
| Yea the FED is NOT going to cut interest rates anytime soon.. not even Q2. \n\nEven the new guy coming in May will agree to that. |
| That's a sound hedge |
| IF I JUST CLOSE MY EYES MAYBE THE NIGHTMARE WILL STOP |
| Good thing my face is oily af |
| Calls for up puts for down. You lose even if you’re right but too early, the move is too slow, or IV drops too much while you are right. If you’re both right and none of those happen you win a lot quickly.\n\nGodspeed |
| I declare war on all bers |
| #Gay a’ tollah elected |
| Metals always move first, then oil; the move in gold/silver has already happened |
| This is not real |
| Quick 2k on that oil pump. Out of all my contracts but 1 at 102. Hehe |
| After 670 it’s air really, we are currently floating down |
| I didn't buy nearly as many puts as I should've, but I'm glad I have a few contacts 🤯 |
| Yeah, tell me you’ve never been in a data center without telling me you’ve never been in a data center |
| Flat by open so obvious |
| You know it's fucking bad when they waited 5 mins to show it. It probably was worse |
| I picked the wrong day to stop shooting meth |
| Who keeps buying the dip? |
| Maybe......maybe going all in on SPY calls on Friday wasn't the play 🤔 |
| Bro this is Hegseth we're talking about. What did you think they were using to pick targets? You may've thought those were 10-year-old girls at that school, but Palantir knew they were actually IRGC agents! |
| Hotline pinned type of day tomorrow |
| Maybe. However we/they are privatizing the greatest infrastructure spending of all time, and the CEO is best friends with conservatives. They are using leverage to build fast. It's the nature of the beast. \n\n\nBuy at your own risk. I'm not buying a single share. But they will be fine. \n\n\nLord knows they may just declare bankruptcy, the government bails them out, and they become the next MSFT with little debt. |
| Daym, I have no moves. Should NOT have sold my 15x leveraged oil certs |
| Guess who sold their UNG and bought a Put on USO?.... I'll walk myself out |
| 6,660… i’m thinking 6500 is a good place to deploy about half cash |
| Jesus?! Love Jesus. |
| 56% oil price increase in a month we are going down so fast we may strike oil |
| Holy fucking shit it’s really going to be black Monday |
| First 8 moves are fake, green by open as usual.\n(Right?? Right????) |
| Step 2: Cover yourself in Oil |
| Oh shit.\n\nWell calls at open |
| YOURE TOO EARLY ON THIS PLAY |
| well tomorrow is a -10k day |
| Come on Bulls BTFD!!! |
| Dont overthink, CALLS at open |
| Crude up to 110.\n\n\nGLD Silver drilling, should be rising. |
| This is nuts. |
| 2022 lows |
| \nIm balls deep in 3x oil, yet my house has oil central heating.\n\nW or L? |
| Geez |
| Holy shit it just jump from 10% to 20% wtf. |
| only calls that are safe are oil calls |
| 20% in 10 minutes what the hell |
| dude im FUCKEDDD |
| Slain - fantastically Olde Nordic word for the 21st Century Crusades. Jazz up the Jazeera jeers! |
| Yeah I think the DOW might have hit it's high for the next 5 years. |
| Holy fuck |
| I'm sorry bols. You should just delete your account now. |
| Obama wore a tan suit |
| 663 |
| # Crude oil futures up 20% 🫱🍩🫲 |
| I need the fed to bail me out |
| DO NOT OPEN THE CASINO |
| 6500, 6325 and then 5800 |
| And everything else. |
| #GO AUEAD AND SHORT OIL BRO |
| Not this time, can't back down from this shit or our ally in the region will be real mad |
| This is bad |
| all in gold long |
| Chill lads, green by open 🤥 |
| Hopefully! |
| Did they price in a new Ayatollah and oil maybe now looking at over $120 a barrel that could go longer than expected? |
| Oil omg the global economy is now officially fucked |
| OIL calls gunna print harder than SPY puts huh? |
| Holy smokes |
| What?! You want more?!! |
| No way, he’s too deep in it now. No way he taco’s unless they take out Mojtaba |
| Do I here 115 |
| Ya anytime 🥭 says how great the market it it tanks afterwards as well. Fucking retards |