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| Believe it or not, calls |
| It's that moment where you don't have to think and buy Tesler, because I don't know, the market is retarded |
| Elon owns twitter. Calls. |
| Bulls and conservatives both in shambles today. Get fucked, pussies. |
| https://preview.redd.it/p45p3jneq65f1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e02c19e8d82eca611cec54415d59da16afe0bcf |
| TSLA gonna be 290 at open at this rate 💀 |
| Fair value of Tesla is around $120. I’m not a gay bear, but that would be the case if it was actually judged on its fundamentals!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ymhgbchdq65f1.jpeg?width=154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64160593cc19d3571202b103833af16bbb33abc4 |
| Elon Musk: "Suck my Big Beautiful Balls!" |
| When people are radicalized to terrorism we can rest assured the new 22y grocery clerk will keep us safe lol. |
| if they post a patch up tweet after all those allegations from musk, we are in some seriously rigged sht and I wont be surprised |
| Absolutely wild that the biggest dump today was not TSLA but LULU. |
| You're wrong, they would absolutely, and notice what they are actually saying and not saying as direct quotes. |
| Tomorrow's prediction (in sequence): Job's report will be horrendous tomorrow morning. Markets erupt upwards. Pussy put holders close. Ken Griffin closes on another NYC penthouse. Elon's Ketamine kicks in (or wears off, who the fuck knows) and tweets ensue. TSLA craters. SPY craters and IWM craters. I bang my GF in peace in the evening. |
| Im holding 1 310p left, I think 250 is realistic honestly |
| The 50% chance that if enough people believe 280 is a price support, it is one. Half the time, it works all the time! |
| would it be cheaper to buy tsll stocks and or puts/calls tomorrow rather than tsla since premium would be high? |
| I want a monthly dividend with a better than even chance of the value going up over time when it comes to IAUM. I hadn't looked at SGOV and I will add it to what I buy tomorrow. Converting another small savings into steady dividend to payback into my main savings. |
| Hey guys I ban bet TSLA to go to 350 by next Friday\n\nShow me how fucked I am with the rope emojis |
| https://preview.redd.it/3t1fz7z9q65f1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=bb267ea13ea7fea60d5bc712014e5b88a4b13577 |
| Has Elon said thank you? |
| Shit better bounce |
| You really think he wants to chicken out again knowing that everybody will call him a TACO and make more memes? Trump cares the most about how he is perceived by others above anything else. |
| This is why you don’t take away emojis |
| 🦍💪 |
| haha |
| Wrong Donald J Trump is Burning and Elon is pouring gas on it. This will be the war of the century and its just begun. Rich always eats the Rich who wins this one. |
| Takes Canada eh? |
| What the fuck does this mean |
| Trump/Trump Media and Technology Group Corp. TODAY filed a registration statement for an exchange-traded fund, ETF, that would directly hold bitcoin. $TACO |
| I am still stunned by the guy who lost $497k on QQQ 0dte Calls.\n\nMe: This is madness!\n\nDegen: THIS IS WALL STREET BETS! |
| That’s trumps normal post partnership tweet. Here’s the one about Bannon when was ousted.\n\n“Steve Bannon has nothing to do with me or my presidency. When he was fired, he not only lost his job, he lost his mind.” |
| Trump and Musk will fuk and make up over the weekend. ATH by Monday open. |
| Delusional |
| This has to be market manipulation. Where is the SEC |
| Trump retaliation was unusually tame. We'll see if he says anything before open tomorrow. He could easily cause it to dump below 260, but if he says nothing, probably bounce back over $300 |
| Not sure about the bottom but I do think it’ll be range bound between 290-305 for a while. Then after a few months when everyone’s forgotten it, the stock will shoot to 360 sure. Stocks and credit/ calendar spreads are the way to play. Calls are only for WSB retards.\n\nVery unlikely to dip under 280 again because everybody and their mother knows to buy the dip now. Sad, I was asleep and missed most of that glorious original dip. |
| “Is it that I have a stupid friend?” |
| yes |
| Its going straight back to 300 tomorrow |
| 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥\n\nCHAOS LOOMS THROUGHOUT US LEADERSHIP AFTER REMOVAL OF CUSTOM REDDIT EMOJIS \n\n🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 |
| Short covering. Look at the volume. It's tiny. It's ah the movement isn't real |
| The fuck is this dumbass post. At least come up with something |
| The market crashed so hard it's down all the way to ... where it opened two days ago |
| Trump xi Putin and Elon should have a cage match winner takes all that’d be awesome |
| You could sell now and preserve a little money or you can let it ride and make a dope ass loss post |
| 🥭&🍈could easily patch things up next week with a tweet and burn everyone here (again). For those saying that after those Epstein files tweets it’s all over… both JD Vance and Rubio very publicly called Mr.🥭 a nazzzi at some point and they are happily strutting around still lol |
| What are you talking about? |
| All the hedge funds buying Tesla back to avg down |
| Got 100 kind of late in the day and I’m down $127.😞 \n\nShould I sell? |
| Your hatred for them makes you unable to see what's going on, going to come back here in a few weeks when they're "friends again" and say I told you so. |
| How to get out of the instant deposit and make it a true cash account? Get rid of gold? |
| Let's see if my Tesla weekly's pay off over night. Surely this will all blow over. |
| Opening 594/5. Be ready |
| How much money did Tesla bulls make today? LMAO |
| Yo has some witch cursed me ?? cause my luck is unreal wtf is going on |
| Did they kiss and make up or is it still hostile? |
| They're puts, why would he sell if shit is only getting worse |
| Someone Yolo’d into it ig.. plus only 1M volume |
| At this rate Tesla is going back to 300 |
| So calls? I'm not getting it... |
| Just sell it and eat the PDT ban, then wait 1 trading day for cash account swap |
| Thanks buddy.Is this screenshot taken from the ETrade app ? |
| 🫥 |
| Epstein files 😂 |
| Me:\n\nTSLA: kms\n\nLULU: hold my leggings |
| Sell yesterday |
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| Imagine owning a Tesla, you gotta hav RGBTQ+ stickers on your car and sticker saying “I am fren and ally” to not get vandalized |
| -.50% \n\n"Overreaction" |
| !Banbet RKLB 35 3w |
| Ok yes, you're right, poll workers taking a picture with Gov. Kemp while wearing t-shirts with Dominion Voting System's admin password on it was probably nothing |
| It's more like watching ISIS and Al-Qaeda fight, it's a win-win. |
| Said no one ever |
| It was up 0.10% for like a minute lol it’s back to red |
| Too many people bought calls for it to rocket ship quickly; might be nice time to buy 350 calls for august though. |
| Lulu cut guidance assuming tariffs stay at the same level. Trump will back off and the boom will be back on |
| One can find what he’s doing hilarious while still hating the man |
| Why were they reinstated? |
| Possibly Elon. He’s holding no punches, whole nine yards, all the cliches. There’s still more to come, at a guess |
| I like how you were winning, so you decided to get greedy and buy some 0dtes and start losing on those |
| with tsla the dips can get dippier |
| Yo. Release all those cray cray DMs from when homie bought twitter |
| It's always gambling. Fundies matter on a multi-year timeline |
| Who is they lmao |
| Now is a good time to sell!! |
| x10 that min |
| Your friend is a loser LMAO |
| How is SPY back at 592?! |
| Us |
| Tesla too hot for tomorrow |
| Side? I'm on nobody's side. Because nobody's on my side, little orc. |
| Isn’t that too fucking ironic when the whole tariff thing has been an anti China movement |
| Nobody cares about the news and it’s already priced in. |
| Bears sound smart, bulls make money |
| When you have such a shit day you actually go up in AH because everyone is cashing in their shorts |
| Back? Bro it's still at 285 |
| How the fuck did Tesla go from -3% to almost green ??????? |
| BREAKING: Donald said "I know you are but what am I" |
| He has no home. He will probably find another candidate of his choosing in the next Republican presidential primary if JD Vance doesn’t work out. |
| TSLA regards tried to tell me in here for months that the stock wasn't manipulated. Why then when the president says he's "dissapointed" does your nothingburger stock dissipate into nothing? You regards need to be taken to a nice private island where you can run free away from the rest of us. Enjoy your worthless meme stock! |
| When Elon announces a “break to spend time with family” and it crashes |
| Holy shit if been floating/fishing all day I missed 🌮 and Elon going at it 😂 |
| Epstein files 😂 |
| its vegas but in new york |
| The ramifications of reddit emoji removal are enormous. Like the butterfly effect it lead to Trump Musk war and will maybe lead to world war😔Reinstate the emojis Reddit, you don't want this mess on your conscience 🥴 |
| SPY looking so green tomorrow wtf |
| What app is this? |
| Russia will hit Ukraine hard tonight or over the weekend. VIX is gonna pop off. |
| up 10 after dropping 50 \n\nwe are so back 📉 |
| ☝️ |
| its about to get worst, i just bought it |
| Probably China saying we won’t give u rare earths unless u spazz out on trump |
| LOL WHAT THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME |
| Lmao the way you guys were talking I thought tsler was up like ten percent in AH not .02 LMAO |
| I bought calls muthafukka |
| let’s go $rklb 🚀 |
| What do you think it is; 80k? |
| Just is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence |
| how is TSLA trading 4 points higher post Epstein allegations |
| Corn fucked |
| And I dont know if you do this for a living or just for fun either or just look at posts on wall street bets every once in awhile. But Most Successful Day Traders arent posting it to reddit. I have been Swinging Options mostly ( SPX & SPY mainly ) the past 6-7 months. Havent day traded much, as in weekly 5-6 days a weeks ( crypto & Stocks ) since last october. But up until that point. I did do so ever since 2022. Sadly/ Galdly, My business starting to grow alot this year and over the end of last year so Ive had to resort to a more conservative approach in trading. \nIn terms of Just investing longterm. Id say we can both agree Its just fine for everyone to do that and see your portfolio grow over time with a more conservative approach. Again I know its hard but not inpossible to trade but if you dont learn and jump in your cooked 😂. Hope you have a good rest of your week though boss! and Goodluck! |
| He said build bananas in america lmao |
| Pass. The company isnt even profitable yet. |
| If not sell the next strike above |
| i think everyone was secretly excited for when Taco and Elmo broke up but i did not anticipate it being this entertaining so quickly! |
| After all this time everything incriminating has already been destroyed, you have to be incredibly naive to believe otherwise, that is why they keep releasing the same documents again and again, just so they don't have to admit that it's all gone. |
| You don't call imply mango is a peeder and get away with it. Puts at open tomorrow |
| It doesn’t even matter honestly. Even if you get flagged as a day trader your account is right there at 25k, just make 1 more trade to get your account to 25k then you won’t have any restrictions |
| TSLA only accounts for like 1-2% of spy, do the math you fucking nerd |
| 🍈 woke everyone up sleeping under their desks and told them to buy,. |
| Mainly Schwab and Etrade |
| Algo buys secretly fucking over 401k holder for tomorrow’s dip when 🍈&🥭 reignite this drama |
| GET TO $25 LITTLE VIX |
| TA had a place. |
| Netflix says: Why is everything red? wtf guys |
| I have a dumbshit friend who went fully off the rails on dear leader this year and bought a tesla like 3 weeks ago. This is hilarious |
| Let’s go meta VVVVVVVV. Tomorrow we see 710. WILL IT INTO EXISTENCE. |
| Whoever said it was shorts being close is 100% right |
| Trump being uber civilized with all this. This is a setup for a make up. Idk how with the Epstein tweet but they’ll figure it out |
| Inverse! Inverse! Inverse! |
| Humanity |
| It's wild to me that somebody who has to ask this kind of question wouldn't immediately sell with those kinds of gains. |
| New meaning for sundown towns.. and this time, nobody is safe. |
| Berkshire Hathaway? |
| Hey it worked with UNH 😅 |
| does prediction engine start with chat and in gpt? lol |
| Its... porn |
| TSLA green AH 😂😂 |
| Theres no way micheal strategy’s average is even close to 65k still |
| Probably not too late for very minimal gains, but when everyone starts talking about it, it’s general the end of the road |
| Old emoji of friendly black guy pointing up in agreement. |
| I miss Clifford |
| America is cooked!!!!! |
| LULU puts my best trade since April. If this opens below 260 omg I'll coom |
| Put off copium, that wanker is finally done for. Both sides hate him now, government despise him and he pulled pedo card on 🌮.\n\nMatter of time before he mysteriously OD |
| Yes it is! |
| pics or gtfo |
| seeing 🌮 talk about 🍈 "and he just went CRAZY" lol |
| Go gold please 🙏🏻 |
| THE GIRLIES ARE FIGHTING 😭😩 |
| Bro the people digging the trench for their rocket already said the earliest they could launch was 2026. RKLB is a scam going to zero. |
| which side are you on in the Great Chud Civil War?\n\nelon or trump? |
| Nah |
| After a -15% move lol why |
| Not at all, he'll just say Elon was a bad guy but now he's a good guy, done... where have you been for the last 10 years? |
| What’s the chances tmws green. This seems like a massive over reaction |
| I made a fart |
| Short sellers buying back their shares |
| Penis n dick chees |
| Fuck no |
| 100000 iq move |
| Thoughts. Prayers |
| Huge green day tmr? |
| If I fed my pug crack cocaine and it started running into walls, it would still be lackluster compared to the shit happening in America rn. |
| ASTS - Starlink fallout |
| Nah, we aint holding calls over the weekend. Imagine this tweet chain keeps blowing |
| Calls at open and BTFD |
| So, genuine question… under a somewhat less regarded government with less narcissistic personalities involved, do fundamentals actually work when day/swing trading? Or is it always a matter of, you know… gambling? |
| I can’t decide. The pedo accusations may have broken the taco |
| Even if ur not what kinda chump wouldn’t have that ticker on |
| Alternatively, tomorrow |
| If you're down like 95% might as well hold and hope for a miracle unless there's still $1000+ to lose.\n\nSee previous disclaimer though. |
| He can always go to China and tell them everything he learned while he had unfettered access to the US government... |
| What brokerage firms are you using? |
| Algos kicking in on a vastly oversold signal. |
| Sorry, had to close my shorts to pay for this dinner |
| will shed some tears in my bourbon tonight for my AVGO calls. RIP 7/18 $290c's |
| the make-up sex will be glorious |
| This is where I'd put Morgan Freeman...\n\n*if I had one!!* 😭 |
| Buying puts after such a dump is a true gamble. We’ll know more by 7:30am tomorrow, after the jobs report. |
| So Elon goes to Dems now? |
| Neutron, dawg. 13,000kG payload |
| Wouldn’t be right for $RKLB not to join in on the fun, plenty room on the rocket ship 🚀😂 |
| Yes they bought $DICK $ROPE and $GAPE 👍 |
| Neutron launches next year most likely. While it is a little premature to be overly hyped by all accounts they will have a really good year in 2026 and then it's only up from there. |
| Reddit be like: "Wtf I love Elon Musk ~~now~~ again?" |
| Will musk get jack maed? |
| 😆 😆 |
| Shorting after a 15% drop. Classic WSB move |
| I’m not buying it. I’m skeptical it’s another grift 🤣 |
| Calls at open 🤩 |
| Saying that 🌮 was in the Epstein files isn’t really something you do for show |
| Yeah I thought so too, but Elon accused Trump of being on the Epstein files. That’s not something you bring up scripted or not. I think it’s real. |
| Lolololololololol |
| Fake internet Ponzi scheme |
| 220 |
| Is this this most obvious 🌮 trade ever |
| I was responding to the machines comment |
| I can’t stand him, but I feel his ego is so large that he probably doesn’t care. He’ll be out golfing tomorrow thinking about himself while Elon stays spiraling |
| Nutlick thinks America is going to.. produce bananas?\n\nWhat.\n\nSomebody get Nutmilk out of the administration holy shit. |
| are we all TSLA bears on this blessed day?\n\nyes. yes we are. |
| LULU: why they say f me for |
| There's a trillion dollar MC company out there that is entirely moving on a social media soap opera between two people and what they say next |
| Saudis gotta help their boy |
| There will come a time when you stop paying attention to the news, politics and the stock market and focus on whats in front of you. It will be a blissfully ignorant time.\n\nThen you will relapse and dump your boring 401k into 0DTE's and... become a multi-millionaire and upgrade your wife |
| I full ported Tesla puts at close\n\nWe hitting $500 tomorrow. |
| Will MMs allow Tesler puts to print ridiculously hard tomorrow or will they pamp it up? |
| Imma buy this potential dip. If there’s one thing I’ve learned it’s to always buy the dipz |
| Wrong direction nvidguh \n┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ |
| Be flat? Unh was 295 two weeks ago. It is currently 295 |
| Nah 300 EOD |
| Who keeps buying Tesla AH |
| And he didn't even wear a suit |
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| Haha 🌮 is such a bitch, literally got destroyed by Musk on x and responds some bitch bullshit. He probably wrote something, erased it over and over again then settled with that little bitch response |
| Zzzquil |
| And just like that Tesla is back LMFAO WHAT IS THIS |
| Could be a butt baby. |
| Volume is hard to even see on the charts. Def low volume by some musk fanboys |
| It was waaay oversold so probably a lot of algos kicking in. |
| 🍈🌮🍈 \n \_____/ |
| “Just let me call Julian Maxwell” |
| How is tsla recovering ah |
| "Tesla is recovering", not like a 14% drop isnt going to bounce or anything. Straight to 240 from 320 makes perfect sense lmfao |
| elon just told the world that rump made love with children |
| Full ported Tesla puts at close 1DTE |
| Exactly, dont beat yourself up over this…. Random events |
| Have you tried alcohol? |
| CRSH, WNTR. 🌈🧸🧸🧸🧸 time! |
| SELL! |
 Elon Musk became a US citizen in 2002, contrary to viral post | Fact check Musk became a U.S. citizen in 2002 and is registered to vote in Texas, where state law bars noncitizens from registering or voting. www.usatoday.com |
| The fact that I can picture exactly what you said. |
| People are trying to do that shit for years! You did it my guy! |
| Don't they say sell in May and go away? |
| 4 wheels only, plus I like girls bro |
| Tesla up very slightly in AH now |
| Didn’t know Musk rat cheating on bro what cause this crash |
| It looks good but does it spend good .. to be continued… |
| Feeling vindicated selling before close, but also am open to buying more in the morning |
| Agree, and we just ignore he’s a pedo. |
| This is what happens when you put unbalanced narcissists in charge. You would think humans would learn. \n\nHistory repeats itself bc humans are dumbfucks. 🤣 |
| Elon has a higher GDP than UK |
| there is no strategy, hes just a degen gambler |
| Yes… |
| This |
| Market will keep going up because US & GYNA are friends again |
| !remindme 9d |
| FXI slowly going up despite SPY. Need to have some China in the portfolio. |
| 👆 |
| Same I own shares this is just noise |
| Some of you play to win, but thats not the real strat\n\n>!play to not lose And if that doesnt make sense, its because your arent thinking about it!< |
| Makes me sick. |
| Ivanka too |
| UNH copium checkpoint |
| 😆 Feels like winning randomly at a slot machine |
| You think he's ever been sober? |
| So no calls? |
| Buy my Harley. |
| Perfectly balanced…as all things should be….\n\nit’ll probably stay pinned at 300 and we both lose lmao |
| it's a candle with a volume of 400k, practically nothing for Tesler |
| PLTR will probably pop back up next week |
| Buttcorn |
| It’s back to April lows, how much more can it dump? 😭 |
| Absolutely he would, you clearly don't understand how he operates. Remember the Tesla event at the White House and how the Justice Department is going after the Tesla terrorizers? You honestly think it's beyond Trump to stage a feud for show? |
| Wow TSLA mooning to levels we haven't seen since SECONDS before the bell! |
| Got to lower those draw downs my dude your time is ticking |
| BREAKING: (Reuters)(WSJ)(NYT) 🌮 makes deal with Elon\n\n"This is a big deal, bigger than you've ever seen. This is our second biggest deal since the UK one."\n\nSPY +1% on the news, first seen on Reddit |
| How tf am I supposed to sleep through this |
| https://www.ttnews.com/articles/tesla-robotaxi-texas-june-12 |
| Let's be real. It's just short positions closing. It'll continue to dump tomorrow. |
| I’m sure TSLA going up $10/share the past 10 minutes on 300k volume is pretty normal. |
| Humana and UNH are medical insurers. \n\nHumana is UNH’s competition. \n\nHumana supports laws that would lead to less money for medical insurers.\n\nHumana supporting those laws can increase the likelihood of those laws getting passed (like if Burger King supported a congressional move to ban 32 oz sodas). \n\nUNH, on the other hand, is already in a bad financial spot, and those laws getting passed would make things harder for them.\n\nLike, if McDonald’s made 20% of their money off of 32 oz sodas, and Burger King supports banning them, it makes Burger King look more chad and McDonald’s look more sad |
| You think all that was drugged or sober 🍈? |
| You’re snorting copium lmao. Pray to your god 🍈 🥭 is merciful or you’ll be seeing 250 EOW |
| Yeah I dunno why people don't just go by market cap more often since it's readily available. Stock price is only useful for figuring out some psychological levels (thus when stops might be triggered etc.); well also if they are close to a penny stock then there's other stuff but ya know. |
| When you stop paying attention tbh. Politics have always been a cesspool since the beginning of civilization |
| lol... you think they let your puts print? |
| Can’t wait for the “it’s all part of his master plan” posts 😭 |
| This market lives to mess with us like that. You did what you thought was right next one you’ll ride longer. |
| 🫵You're a 🤡 |
| no way, that bad boy is already heading back up. |
| https://preview.redd.it/p05i1lcso65f1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a7d75c497ba5424a57d35582cf1c3a44878392 |
| if the puts expire tomorrow then yeah, otherwise I'd say no |
| Yeah, Ima need futes lower than this for all todays drama |
| Cool, thanks. The reason I asked is because I'm wondering whether it makes sense to sell my ITM calls (now OTM) expiring mid July and mid August during the bounce, to recover at least 2% lol, or keep waiting. |
| It does when there is no news. I heard some big news today. |
| So they didn't buy the 480 dip in April so they could buy the 580 dip? |
| I think it's overnight low volume pump |
| Someone said I work at Carmax LMAO I’d apply at CVNA before them any day |
| Nope…. Too much damage has been done…musk will follow in the footsteps of my pillow guy n the ex mayor/melting attorney |
| Bro me too. And it was all lottos. Imma get in ADBE with you |
| It’s recovered $12 already…peace talks must be going well with Trump and Musk |
| This is the wildest case of Asperger's I have ever seen. |
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| CRWV 😅 |
| Fine by me. We just short it again |
| Yuuuuuuuup on the CRWV so much. Ate losses I never would have had to if I could see the future |
| Bulls clearly delusional. Looking forward to the dump |
| I hope you sold my boy lol |
| AVGO, LULU, RBRK \n\nNO LAUNCH TODAY 😢 |
| Wait I get it now, Elon forgot to say thank you |
| Kiss kiss kiss |
| I wonder why lmao |
| Oh yes of course you're right. TSLAs gonna ride on its stellar financials and sales outlooks and be fine |
| AH rug pull |
| Why do I feel like buying Tesla calls tomorrow, I am not buying this “ show they putting on “ |
| Hi, I’m Wendy’s |
| Can you run your prediction engine on whether I will be truly happy again or if that is an unrecoverable loss? |
| Elon always tacos mangos |
| Okay, I think that both of these narcissists are idiots, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t enjoying their arguing. |
| if you held TSLA puts you are highly regarded |
| I don't do options, but am thinking seriously about shorting the hell out of TSLA tomorrow morning. Should have done it before COB today but chickened out. |
| TSLA is recovering what happened |
| 😂😂😂 |
| No way this is real |
| Same day my CLF calls that I had for over a month expired worthless 🥭 ups the tariffs on steel and the stock shoots past my break even after hours? That same day they expired? Make it make sense that’s not coincidence buddy. |
| DID THEY MAKE UPPPPPP???????? |
| They already have, Lulu quality has dropped a ton. |
| Tesla Mooning hard Ive never seen anything like it. so fast. |
| Damn, lucky it gave you so many shares, I only got allocated 20 |
| LMAO Tesla went from $270 back to $285, imagine how retarded it would be if this shit is back at $300 tomorrow |
| Elon and Donald best buddies again? |
| I really didn't expect them to have a fallout until at least the second year |
| I think the real question everyone should be asking themselves is where did all that money go? Out of all the stocks that drilled today, the major indexes were barely down, IMO. So people sold TSLA and bought something else, for sure. 🤔 |
| Yes TSLA go higher for some Puts |
| As a bull the absolute retardation of this Whitehouse I feel 600 is totally out of reach this year |
| Good luck soldier |
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| I doubt she got the 🍳to do any of that |
| MDB Calls and LULU Puts, both printed. Dont mind if I do. Happy Friday! |
| He retweeted Naval |
| He lost a fist fight lmao |
| MM’s need to bring it up above their exposure so they can close their hedges and reposition for tomorrow’s bloodbath. |
| Totally cool and legal TSLA after hours movement |
| Lol is Tesla green right now |
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| Holy shit the TSLA V |
| Dollar Loss Averaging |
| !banbet TSLA 250 8d |
| It makes me very happy\nHope that helps |
| Beavis and Butt-head |
| Like it or not, TSLA brings in a of value from Elon's name. It would drop even more unless they name a rockstar CEO at the same time |
| What if Elon posts a picture of him and Trump scissoring and the stock shoots to $420 |
| lmao LOLUlemon |
| That requires the ability to reflect |
| Im too busy putting fries in the bag |
| Bro is literally the president |
| Yep, EVs are perfect for small, cheap, urban vehicles precisely what TSLA doesn't sell and was never able to develop.\n\nDude has been stringing people along with FSD and ridiculous stuff like humanoid robots for many years. Dude is just a con artist with too much money that gets involved with stuff he doesn't have the emotional control to be involved with. |
| Same lmao |
| ua def keep it till it comes up to 300 then unload... you ahhh... kinda fucked up there |
| of all stocks to sell puts on, why pick the most volatile stock that's ever existed |
| TSLA already getting bought up lol |
| What tweet you talking about I don't see squat in the last hour. |
| TESLA GREEN AH LOL |
| Every other country on the planet would pay what the US is paying him for SpaceX to move there. |
| so calls it is |
| Imagine we want some leftover from some random sub lol |
| Overbought speculative investments get sold off first in a correction |
| Did almost the same in 2020. Right on time for the puts on the COVID crash, but then completely underestimated the money printer. |
| flip floppy libs |
| Unh bros you would already know if that was a good trade its left that window now your bagholding |
| it is not a coincidence that the same month i become single is the same month i get a top 1% commenter award. y’all are my gf now. congrats |
| TSLA green AH, WTF is this shit |
| Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong day to announce his new contract |
| Consumer staples for the back half of the year 🔥 |
| Melania is carrying his child. |
| Never seen a stubborn mf like UNH |
| Bring back the giant emojis |
| i mean thats true, all they do it put their stablecoin money into treasuries 😂 |
| 🌮 telling institutions to sell tsla to weaken musk and shut him up |
| Fr stop buying the dip every god damn time |
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| !banbet TSLA 350 8d |
| Electron has a payload capacity of about 400lbs. Might be enough to get one astronaut up there. |
| *Chad emoji* |
| Prolactin is wild |
| Yeah, does not happen most times. Hope you made like a bandit! |
| No that’s how I made my money initially. It went up everyday for 20 days after that initial win. And I kept doubling down on puts. |
| Tesla puts getting killed. 🙁 |
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| Why the hell is Tessa going up. Should be at 250 by now. |
| trump probably feels stupid right now, he probably realizes no one is really his friend lmao |
| ye \nTsla will probably recover back to the 300s |
| Funniest outcome is he gets deported and all stocks get back to mooning |
| Who is this LULU? Never heard of her |
| regards gonna regard |
| I have calls ex Monday so I need to sell those tomorrow lol |
| What was Elon’s strategy in this autistic crashout? Clearly it meant more than opposition to the bill, right? He must hate mango for some reason |
| I only own shares of UNH for the long term but even I wanna throw up.\n\nCan’t imagine those with UNH options KEKWWWWW |
| It's gonna be a long night |
| Uhh doesn’t RKLB need to have rockets that can compete with SpaceX’s before it gets caught up in the hype?\n\nAnd what if 🌮 just loses interest in space vs. spreading the contracts around? |
| 🥭 is like enjoy bankruptcy Elon |
| Just Gotta be in the 5%, Its not inpossible but not easy at all like you just pointed out. I dont hate anyone who is opposed to trading. But if anyone tells you its easy its not. Again Everyone has a right to their own opinion. |
| So we are waiting on a 🥭 response |
| Becky is out of cash and DG reporting high income earners as new customers, army hitting recruiting goals early. Maybe the economy isn’t doing well |
| I wanna buy Tesla puts but get burned on them every time, with my luck I’ll buy the puts and Elon will text trump that he’s sorry 😭 |
| lost so much money today, will have to go to the wendy's to suck some dick |
| Congrats anybody with lulu puts, jesus |
| It’s called substance use disorder and is a pretty well recognized disease |
| So we all buying Tesla puts tomorrow? |
| I don’t have to imagine I’ve been on that worthless expiration side. |
| MORE |
| bye bye LULU, hi ALO 😎😎😎 |
| lol, today I just bought 325 calls that expire in September |
| And the lord took the false idol from mount Tesla and cast it into the sea and the mountain shook as he struck it down with his fist... XD\n\n \nOh boy. Thank g\*d for anonymity. No one sees our meltdowns. Wait ... they haven´t posted about me yet, have they? 😉 |
| There will never be a better time to bring it back |
| Both. To save the Tesla brand with libs, he must hate trump, love the trans daughter, and finally... Every Tesla comes with a free covid vax and -1 to global warming! |
| Is the fight over? |
| Man I miss that show |
| It’s drama queens all the way down |
| Then someone reminds him it wouldn’t exist without government help |
| You guys hate to admit it but the world respected America when Obama was in power |
| Everybody wins except Elon, not a surprising end to all of this. Dude set himself up. |
| wtf fcking Tesla ???? It’s almost green |
| yup, 40k is 40k. I also got the luxury to wait and see since IV crush wouldnt be brutal for this far out |
| Well I think it’ll keep going lower, when will this put be most valuable? Does it lose value if it goes below 250? If it’s like 260 in July is that still good enough? |
| Well if the divorce party becomes a reengagement party, then it won’t be worthless |
| RKLB 🚀 🚀 🚀 \n\n\nThe anti-Elon trades are on 🔥 🔥!! |
| Vivian bout to get offered an admin position and really send elmo into sicko mode |
| Yes emoji |
| I miss 2024. All we talk about was AI and interest rate cut. |
| Trump's gonna send Elon to fuckin el salvador lmao |
| you belong here |
| I like how we don't even care about the trade deals with China anymore, the market is running on an exchange of tweets between two retards |
| If that was the totality of trumps response, puts are cooked tomorrow. |
| The next episode or Rogans pod is going to start off with him crying over this beef, he must be heartbroken right now |
| Banbet then |
| It was a different panel the whole time. |
| Tessy puts, burn this shit to the ground |
| oh we DUMPING dumping |
| May the IV be ever in your favor. See you on the moon… or in the dumpster |
| *man waiting behind tree emoji* |
| gold is flat, where you seeing it down? |
| guhh |
| Imagine if there was still Celebrity Deathmatch ™️ |
| Surely Tesla board steps in now. Musk genuinely has some sort of mental disability and no impulse control |
| and somehow Boeing sneaks back in LOL |
| Not sure, if the Elon fan boys turn on Taco the market could go red for sometime. |
| I thought the Becky trade was going well |
| I don’t get these options. How did you buy Tesla for $140? How much did it have to move for you to turn $140 into 9k? |
| Finally winning, all it took was for me to post in Loss 🌽 |
| You could have bought puts any time today and made money even holding for 5 minutes. Stop being scared. Trend is your friend. |
| If neoliberal need a billionaire hero, Bill Gates and Mark Cuban are right there. The Tesla bots need to be ready to wash and put away the dishes today if he wants to win liberals back |
| with two egos that size it was just a matter of months |
| Banbet or suck a fat one |
| Yea I’d take a total loss for that. |
| What’s the Tesla news? |
| Half of it is real. |
| Melon and mango both just need to throw their massive hogs on the table and have a dick measuring contest |
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| So you were never really in profit to begin with. I mean, from the chart, you hit over 100k for a bit and lost it all back faster than you made it and never touched those highs again... The casino really isn't for everybody. |
| Musk called trump a pedophile in so many words. I feel it's likely. Tesla isn't in a good position in my opinion with either Republicans or Democrats. |
| MACO musk always chickens out 🦈 |
| Someone please show me the way 😭😭😭😭 |
| ( •_•)O*¯`·.¸.·´¯`°Q(•_• ) |
| .05 |
| I bought Puts thinking I was buying calls, thank god for my regardness |
| Thinking of his grand plan to fk the whole America and gaslighting the blame to Biden |
| Should have sold before close |
| I’ll bring the JPow cutout and a bottle of margin tears |
| *Raging Pepe emoji x 3*\n\n*Exit Pepe* |
| I got wrecked, didn’t think market still believed tariff scare guidance |
| likely, actually |
| Yup got fomo. |
| this is probably the most creative excuse to flex that i've ever seen. 10/10. |
| 585 |
| His unhinged tweeting feels more like crossing the Rubicon.\n\nKeep them coming Elon! 🍿 |
| the fact that everyone is talking about buying puts on TSLA tomorrow AFTER it’s fallen 20% in 5 days tells me we’re going to 350 next week\n\noh well, my shares are liking it and I’ll sell any of you calls RN! |
| Always weird to me people here bought options on a boomer company with the sex appeal and agility of an old banana. I think people just saw it on their brokerages biggest movers thing and caught retardism |
| Blew up my account yesterday.. bought puts on tsla and was up %2500 with whatever i had left today\nSuch is life |
| My 500 shares 🫡 you brother\n\nAlso expecting love to RKLB tomorrow as well |
| Delusional |
| I’m like hey what’s up hello |
| Inspite of the shit we will still be green tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Elon is going to reciprocate |
| Don't get why APLD is moving back up, not happy |
| Godspeed brother |
| How many times have bers screamed this is the end only to open bright green at open? Almost guarantee we open flat or green again. |
| Thats the most likely path… |
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| No I didn’t get the PDT flag until I lost everything. While I was trading 0DTE’s I switched to cash account. Then switched back to margin when I needed the money. However, u are correct that no math was being done on my part |
| Nope, if that happens, you ll be scared like rest of us and have 0 money to spare. Always happens to me too |
| 👍😜 |
| I hope they print, I have couple of rklb calls |
| He would have lost like 12 bucks |
| things i would do if i was the richest man on the planet |
| BREAKING NEWS: ELON MUSK TURNS OUT TO BE A DEI HIRE!! |
| Yeah but as long as he doesn't put pineapple on the pizza it's cool. |
| Could SPY reach 615 tomorrow? Asking for a friend. |
| UNH what are you doing bro |
| Literally me. I bought puts 2 weeks ago on a whim and held. They were up decent yesterday, but today they printed hard |
| Few days, you mean? |
| Why does it feel like it’s all theatre? We are literally living in a meme world |
| Jeff Epstein? The New York financier? |
| Time to load up on physical BTC boys |
| Thanks to the degens this morning at open talking NBIS, I flipped a few calls for some bucks |
| well, one of many. |
| He no longer loves Tesler |
| what was the forward guidance? its pretty much always about the guide |
| mmm plastic |
| Yes |
| This is like greg and rowley falling out |
| I legit thought you were running insider scripts or some GPT-9 trading AI or something. That size ain’t retail |
| Who caught puts today? 🥵 |
| I'd put the absolute floor for now at $220 so I wouldn't go all in at this point, maybe if it hits about $255. |
| Depends on the market at open. Usually the predictable sort of bounces are quick and over before noon. If it just keeps dumping I won't touch it (or think about puts), but if it looks like it'll get a quick bounce I'll buy a few 0dte calls ATM and dump whenever it starts to flatten off. Look at CRWD to see what I'm thinking of, it shot from $452 at open to $469 an hour or two later.\n\nThat said, I've been trading options for 2 weeks and am just barely positive overall, so take anything I say with a huge grain of salt. |
| AVGO makes me want to puke.. wtf... |
| 🍈 must be pretty mad that he's realizing he can't really do anything against 🌮, 🌮 don't give a shit about rockets. |
| Too many people expecting a recovery or another 50pts down tomorrow. Probably theta chop and then make the move next week... |
| What’s the tweet? |
| Regarded man child president or autistic billionaire pick your fighter |
| Nah. It's not staged. Neither of them are emotionally mature enough to stage this and NOT get their feelings hurt. Musk has pumped the Q crowd with the magic Epstein word. He boosted his tweets to the extreme to drive out this messaging. This isn't staged at all. This is an emotional child (musk) and a looney old guy ( 🥭 ) having a legit feud. This isn't new. It happened to a huge part of the cabinet in the first term. |
| My trade ideas for tomorrow (if they go up)\n\nBuy dip: TSLA CRWV LULU AVGO PLTR |
| Tesla=market |
| Any $LULU bulls... Please show up 😊 |
| 17 38 |
| They will kiss and make up on Sunday just before futes open |
| Rklb gains ah because Donald and Elon are having angry sex on X\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/f92faumnn65f1.png?width=32&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9cc70c38ec5cf5b684471d24fb5ea2e8a9f5266 |
| For the liquid cash to buy a dip? |
| Trump and company long |
| TSLA going sub 100 before it recovers, i wanna buy puts 1 -2 months out |
| Why is that fucker MANGO so quiet ???? The fuck he hiding |
| Wendy’s dumpster |
| Hopefully you right. In 90 days 🙏 |
| 🥭 letting that red Model 3 slowly rust on the Whitehouse lawn for three years would be the funniest response |
| “Hey you’re a ped, but btw I’ll double down on that. But you need me or else you’re irrelevant soon. Give in to my demands regarding the bill.” \n\nThat is not damage control. Happy cake day |
| You'll lose all of this by the end of the month. |
| who wouldve seen the 2 biggest retards of our time would end up fighting each other |
| 💩 |
| Happened to me at less 13.8 to 100$ tomorrow I’ll be cents smh . You live and you learn if you let it eat you’ll be so cooked hm second time I burn 10k but I’ll be back I know it 🥲 |
| AVGO and DOCU punished for beat beat, raise guide, buy backs. wtf |
| At 240 |
| This is all bullshit from them, it will be fine lol |
| Ancient news, this has been know for years. Elon says he hadn't even seen the BBB but he somehow saw the Epstein list? Dude is on meth. |
| Tariff talks aren’t moving the market any longer |
| Yeah I messed up on COIN and got in a little bit early -_- |
| Bad romance 🤔 |
| Intrigued by your analysis. You mention $2-$3 price target after the 27th, but are you planning on holding longer with a higher target? Or start offloading if/when the $2 mark hits? |
| Lol aged like milk |
| It’s not over yet. |
| Lulu lemon was for a skinnier time |
| I threw 20 racks at it a few min ago so I’m in the trenches with you bro. Shares tho, ha |
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| Tesla actually keeps recovering back over 280. Maybe the damage ain't that bad? |
| Unless of course, they somehow, in a just as childish and unexpected manner, make peace, as they have fallen out. |
| Nice now withdraw it and buy PVS-31A’s for the ultimate non depreciating asset |
| Even better today, you’d be retiring off weeklies but $40k is still a nice return |
| Elmo's genius buisiness plan: Piss off half the population, a few months later piss off the other half. |
| those hit a high of $17 today, and closed at $7.40, so nice job on taking profits when hitting the lottery |
| And the Fed is just sitting in the front seat pretending not to hear them |
| Everything’s computer ❌\n\nEverything’s Harambe ✅ |
| Elon cries on Twitter about the monster he supported and built |
| Right now the only thing that will save my port is another mass volatility even |
| USA merges the two best space agencies in the world (nasa and spacex). |
| It just accelerated its cycle, it was going down anyway |
| Agree |
| No one gives a fuck. Fuck those people. |
| nature is healing |
| I'd like to bet that Elon will be stripped of security clearance and banned from entering SpaceX |
| Elons going down (because the only thing holding TSLA/SpaceX up are government perks and a lack of financial crime investigation) and he's probably gonna take 🌮 with him (since Elon almost definitely fucked with some voting machines to tip the Presidency).\n\nThere's a 35% chance that the market decides that absolute lunacy isn't working anymore and crash-corrects, but it's probably just gonna keep pumping until the economic wheels start falling off |
| That would be something |
| Why did i not buy puts on tesla after musk left the white house? Ofcourse he was not going to silent. Dumb me |
| That’s what we’re all thinking. Someone said 585 by EOM, others believe a 598 retest by Tuesday. Just be safe. Money isn’t easy to come by for the commoners. |
| ackshully they've been wating for this dip to pile on the dip, and then to buy again even lower after they make a fuckton of money off dumbass retail thinking line goes up only |
| I hear you. And I actually respect and understand the process. Legislators are supposed to drive Fed Tax receipts back to their state. That's why that fking c\*\*t Stevens from Alaska had a 90% approval rating despite always bilking the government out of money, like with the Bridge to Nowhere.\n\nWhat I don't get is how the Carried Interest Loophole - which benefits around 25 people in the entire country, or the SALT tax - which affects the top 3% of income earners - doesn't get shot the fk down.\n\nIt's all just sad. |
| Has Elon ever said thank you???? |
| I would repond with an emoji here but ya know.. I can't anymore (also insert angry emoji that doesn't exist). |
| They are not buying this dip. Elmo is not wrong about the coming recession and the smart money knows it. |
| Gold is down while market had a horrible day, seems off |
| There are algos printing billions that are reacting in milliseconds speed to the tweets. Taking money right out of your hands. Pretty insane really. |
| green in morning bulls delight |
| Pizza? Cowabanga! |
| If you like the TESLUR company, with “all computer”, you should buy the dip over next few days |
| So what happens after Trump moves to nationalize SpaceX |
| OOF |
| Sell off, it’s on a Friday so I doubt anyone wants to hold over the weekend |
| Both sides are digesting current tweets and will continue the escalation tomorrow morning\n\nEven shit posters need a break |
| Tomorrow we will have big drama with 🌮 so big drop incoming |
| Short Tesla from December to end of Feb. Then short SPY before tarriff drop off. By short I mean, I had PUTS |
| New Elon tweet suggests to me he is entering damage control mode now. |
| what a shitshow |
| IBIT weekly puts will print |
| Red at night, bears delight |
| What was entry price? |
| These are great points. Any thoughts on ASTS as a trade amid this fallout? |
| Don't be silly |
| Yᵒᵘ Oᶰˡʸ Lᶤᵛᵉ Oᶰᶜᵉ |
| Sell the put just below or above your strike, you will enter into a spread, but get most of your money from the sale. You can then close the spread tomorrow |
| I lost 15k today. Grats on being on the other side! |
| Hard to not at least test water at 220 |
| The point being, they’ve been crying about Soros, an unelected foreign billionaire, meddling with the federal government, only to do way worse with Elon. They warned themselves. |
| DOCU keeps dying lmao |
| Splain |
| It hit 220 low for liberation day. I'd consider that the floor. If it can go below that, it ain't going below 180 |
| RemindMe! 90 days |
| I hope to fuck it recovers like the bullshit market it is before open so I can load myself to the tits with puts |
| Don't say it brother! It'll be epic then. |
| Probably. But I’m not an investor. I’m just trading. |
| No way you’re serious |
| WSB regards think it'll be blood red tomorrow. Remember institutions have record money on the sidelines waiting on a opportunity to buy the dip |
| Breaking Cock: Elon (Heisenberg) has turned turned on Trump (Gustavo). |
| I told you, the notification on the Signal group had just popped up. |
| 2+ years away. |
| Yep |
| It’s back to April lows, but with the way the market is moving, I’ll wait til next week. Everyone will be panic selling, so expect lower prices |
| They can still make up, but this is definitely not staged. I would to see kkkaroline levit defending this shit in press meet |
| From your mouth to God’s ears mate because fuck… diamond hands come with blood! 🩸 |
| Oh but if I did that shit, it'll go the other direction. |
| It most certainly does. |
| 🌽 has nothing to do with this tho? 😂 |
| UNH -15% tomorrow as Humana, second largest insurer, supports congressional move to curtail billing practices that are worth billions to the industry |
| Fuck that |
| It may take a while, but it will get to $50. |
| I waited until almost the end of the day after a horrible red day, said fuck it and bought a .50c tesla put like 50$ OTM expiring tomorrow, and it still 4x'd lol. Crazy |
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| Elon, is that you? Please keep tweeting |
| tsla calls to diddle yo puts diddy style |
| they use terms like "dynamic macros" to describe shitting the bed.\nalso yoga babe demographic |
| What if they make sex? |
| tesla gunna do what unh been doing for 2 weeks |
| Like burn the tsla he bought on WH lawn ? |
| Mine too made a shit ton of money with this one I hope Adobe does the same for me next week |
| What makes you confident they can return |
| Neutron, RKLB’s falcon9 competitor launches this year. It’s been in development for around 4 years now. It would not at all surprise me if it went off without a hitch, first launch. TKLB has the experience and essentially did just that with Electron. All this to say, you’re really sleeping on RKLB… |
| With SpaceX circling the drain, ASTS and RKLB is looking pretty sweet ngl |
| I do believe so. They might bring it to $285 in the morning but then I think it starts marching up |
| I averaged down on my $lulu puts 😊 |
| Seems to me tomorrow the market either accelerates the selloff or reverses. Thoughts? |
| Many |
| Come on melon show us some hidden files from taco on epstein island. |
| Torching your relationship with Trump 6 months into his term is an all time crash. Should have waited until the lame duck period where you could back a successor. Now Trump has 3 years to tank Tesla and SpaceX |
| Dumb to buy 270p exp tmrw? |
| Up to $25 today. Working way back up |
| "I'm sorry, my account was infiltrated by the deep state within X and messages were posted on my behalf that do not reflect my views. I'm back. Let's get back to Making America Great Again." |
| This drama is getting spicy, can we make it a reality tv show |
| So AVGO green at open? |
| This stock is going to be the future of robotics and AI. Please keep shorting it. Cheaper for me to buy the stock. |
| Trump wouldn't agree to it just to help TSLA |
| Imagine thinking Buffet hasn't hedged his currency... lol |
| I can bet you a trillion it won't😆 |
| “Doubtful it will help Tesla…”\n\nStock is down 15% today because of this feud what shit you smokin thinking this is staged 😂 |
| Why do I have a feeling they about to cook crazy number of tsla poots? |
| 3 day rule |
| How many bulls has spy 600 calls killed in the last 2 week |
| It hasn't NOT happened yet. Most failing stocks go down, and then up a bit, and down MORE. Steps. |
| I sold a SPY 600c, now I will get to keep the delicious premium! It was all worth it! |
| Screw stonks, its good for humanity |
| This might print I’d hold. If market is selling you should see gld go up |
| Yes bro |
| The stock is built on a house of cards, brother. That being said, people have been betting against it for like a decade and all the shorts have gotten their asses handed to them unless they timed it really well. |
| Why? |
| Elon gonna turn to Eron after defecting to gyna |
| What DTE were you thinking of? |
| See the recent spat? OFC it's good, tsla isn't the only thing trump is going to go after because of this... |
| Elon to claim he was hacked in 3, 2, 1... |
| Because bulls need their copium |
| You see the frumpy shite Gen Z wears now? No wonder LULU is tanking |
| This went different than you expected |
| frozen orange juice futures. |
| You think so because it keeps bottoming lol and I say that holding 290 and 300c |
| Fuck no. Not yet. Maybe day trade it? |
| Germany (yes, the country) officially enters Bankruptcy mode |
| It is never a good time to be sitting on cash |
| Try holding tesla while the dollar is devalued. |
| Like bro did you saw our options? One of our options didn’t even make it till elect day |
| If you got shares you Gucci |
| This is what happens when you give chimpanzees power tools. At first it might look like they are building a tree fort, but inevitably it turns into power assisted shit throwing. |
| Make it make sense. Why are the markets dropping so much because of these two tweeting?\n\nIt’s crazy what moves markets these days. |
| Absolutely nothing |
| I was playing Q2 earnings but I’ll take it. |
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| Please let Elon be the black swan event\n\nPlease let Elon be the black swan event \n\nPlease let Elon be the black swan event |
| True |
| My crayon prediction tomorrow: SPY opens at 589, does a slow climb to 595, takes a mid day dump to 593 and then closes at 596 |
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| Open is going to be disgusting tomorrow. Everyone is going to be panic selling or taking their profit. |
| Make VIX great again 🥭 |
| Copped at 305. Feel like my world is ending rn |
| makes sense that it took a regard to kill the regard rally |
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| Possibly since they're directly competing with Starlink. This is their NOW moment, if they can get their shit together and launch BBs ASAP. Relying on ISRO and BO will not help speed up that cadence, they do need SpaceX. |
| Imagine you actually put real money into this trade, holy |
| No |
| Bruh Snack Wrap is mythical at this point. TSLA 250 coming way sooner. |
| Epstein files will be 🔥 |
| Where the fuck are my emotes so I can laugh at this guy? |
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| Lulu down, TSLA down, AAPL down, NVDA down, Spy might actually fall through the bottom tomorrow. |
| !banbet MSTR 355 24h |
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| Can’t wait for all the bag holder posts in a few weeks |
| Is a world without tariffs good or bad? |
| Because everyone hates Congress yet the re-election rate is extremely high. It's never pork in your own district or state. |
| lol who gave Cramer a machine gun sound effect |
| Sounds sexy |
| at least it wasn't calls. You'll baghold for a while but you'll be fine long term. |
| lulu a buy at these levels? |
| UPDATE: I wasn’t able to switch to calls. Glad I didn’t. Looking good for tmrw. I’ll post positions below this.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hbly1vcqm65f1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a8a517d8ee75526aca0057705203975f1037359 |
| That money is gone |
| I like Rklb asts but we will see if the gains persist into tomorrow. Theoretically, they should if the govt is cutting spaceX funding. |
| No, they started OTM, and are now deep ITM. That's the only way you get to 1200% |
| Seriously I need it to hit 258. |
| I mean lulu bers may as well go for a new 52wk low right now, what's another -10% atp... |
| In my non trading veteran opinion, I think this helps the stock in the long run... Question is for tsla what's the long run? 3 months? 9 months? |
| Better than holding the dollar which is probably going to crash more in the next 6 months |
| So, you’re holding calls? |
| Elon probably shouldn’t have gotten on trumps bad side. He’s in office for 3 more years after all. Trump is going to do everything he can to tank TSLA. |
| So are we back to selling off every day or back to melting up tomorrow? |
| Wow 🍈 is calling for impeachment now…. Popcorn 🍿 time!! \n\nFight, fight, fight!! 😆 😆 \n\n\n(( is it Nov 2026 yet? This stupid 🥭 will be a hilarious lame duck)) |
| Nothing, it will |
| New protect our parks is out |
| You think so? |
| Bad then good |
| Fuck. Hopefully WOOF pumps |
| Def living in some bonkers television show the feud is wild |
| Why not buy the $0? |
| Tesla news next week, deal made with china over the weekend, this is nothing burger. People will be left crying why they didn't buy the dip |
| I disagree, I think they would absolutely do that, and he never explicitly called him that. |
| nice job |
| Agreed but these people are actually demented, insane, delusional and irrational in every sense of the word… and that’s without the ketamine |
| https://preview.redd.it/7z52777om65f1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af686165a2052801434a2135846b53a386a4731d |
| Classic, wait for a crash then call it hahah |
| You big fucked |
| Trump impeachment is good or bad for stock? |
| Quitting whilst you’re ahead is not the same as quitting quitting. I’ve said this many times before |
| Two Christmases and birthdays baby |
| We are back to where we were before the psychopath in the white house deliberately crashed the stock market. |
| 🤦♂️ good try |
| As Putin names 🌮 and Xi joint kings of Ukraine 🇺🇦 |
| Bro has $50 in his checking account |
| my fav acroymn for the week: SYBAU!!!!!!!! |
| 0 |
| Sir, it is June. |
| now that elon is no longer butt buddies with the president, what prevents tsla from going back below 225 |
| I think it’s real. They will try to make it work in a few weeks but everyone knows that awkward couple who should have stayed broken up |
| You don’t throw around pedo allegations in a staged feud, don’t be regarded \n\nThere is no 5d chess, they’re both just morons |
| Yo wtf happened? A month ago everything computer and everybody fren, today everybody is pedophile |
| they would be out $130 so big fucking whoop |
| After that last tweet, I seriously doubt TSLA will recover while Trump is in office. |
| ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻━┻ |
| Sounds like I better pull the trigger on those $35 pair of socks I've had my eye on and the $85 matching t-shirt. |
| So like… what now bols? I feel like a Jedi that lived through Order 66 |
| I feel like tomorrow spy is going to open like 575 |
| Wasn’t the big hubbub that no one had clearances? You can’t get a clearance with ketamine use. Not joking |
| Vix 25 tomorrow |
| Thanks |
| They will until the next trend starts. Staying relevant is the hardest part of the garment industry. |
| I hate airlines, lousy unions |
| Wild times bros, stay frosty 🥶 |
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| Oh so buy stocks that are flat for 6 months to 5 years? |
| I picked up some OTM for the same date throughout the day, that with neutron stimulus in the coming months I feel like these should pop |
| !banbet AVGO 235 24h |
| Imagine being warren buffet thinking you’re all clever hoarding cash and then the dollar nose dives like this |
| Tryna cop some 0DTE CVNA puts but them shits be expensive |
| If it’s regarded, America makes it possible\n\nI mean just look at who they voted into power 🤣🤣 |
| Dawg, congrats fr. Big Ws all week. Best week of my life since trading |
| It’s still up 2% for the month. I think it’s got a long way to go down yet. |
| How do you make 1200% on deep ITM options? |
| Hopefully more people as well as some funds will liquidate tomorrow. The biggest escalation came right before the market closed. |
| 1500 is better than zero. |
| Insider trading is a vibe |
| These were well in the money and you chose to somehow mess it up |
| L F G to $0!!! |
| My brother in Christ. NASA has been getting cleaned out since 1990. We have jets and boats and bombs to pay for; didn’t you get the memo? |
| I'm not trying to take the billionaire's side, but JFC, enough with the pork and special interests. How the fk was the US budget in 2020 $4.3 trillion before Covid, but now it's $7 Trillion because of Covid.\n\nI've looked around. I don't see no mother fucking Covid. |
| Maybe its a joke |
| And then they pinned it to 300 to bleed the options. I think they’ll let it run now once they shake the last of the options holders out in the morning |
| Exactly. The market was behaving irrationally. It was going to take some irrational shit to bring it down. |
| I grabbed lulu shares… at 3:30….. rip me |
| Same man same |
| You don't claim someone is a pedofile and should be impeached if its all an act |
| I’m ready to buy again if we touch $585, and any 5% drop from there lol I love when this place overreacts |
| Red at night, bears delight |
| And crypto u fukd |
| It was so easy that it almost felt fake…… wild |
| Humana cockblocking UNH rn lmao |
| It's all so fucking stupid |
| What if we kissed? Under the SPY ticker? |
| JUST IN: 🌮 names Xi as head of doge, Xi names 🌮 commander of PLA. |
| There’s nothing to get out of. It’s down 95% |
| 420.69/100 |
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| Time to full port puts ୧༼ಠ益ಠ╭∩╮༽ |
| I think the DJT-Elon feud is probably staged, but it's doubtful it will help Tesla, and it will probably actually hurt it. My guess is they will "make up" within the next couple of weeks, how that impacts TSLA though idk. |
| I must have missed when Soros had his employees scraping all government databases. |
| As a private citizen…I’m with TSLA\n\nLez gooooo |
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| 25% up because we were 30% down the month before idiot |
| Some people are betting on RKLB to be the recipient of contracts that SpaceX will lose due to Elon's crash out. |
| You are thinking too small. It's already down $50. It can easily fall another $50. |
| if this won't crash it down, nothing ever will, so yeah. make your bed and lay down in it. |
| Too late |
| Not if that cash is in USD, then your fukd |
| $250 was the most recent bottom. |
| Nice tits |
| Honestly have no idea, but he definitely gained a few customers back after going rouge on 🥭 |
| Happened exactly when SPY touched $599 you can’t make this shit up |
| Read Elmo's twitter. They're not making up |
| This is so true, my brother comes to me 3 days later after any major news break and I am like this happened ages ago |
| Why? |
| No. |
| LULU 200 ? |
| GUH |
| People here claim it's going to be circuit breakers, fucking hilarious |
| $420 |
| buying mstr 250 puts for a few weeks out tomorrow at open. |
| Rocket Lab has tiny rocket, it will 2+ years before they get something close to Falcon 9. \n\nWinners are the old Boeing/Lockheed ULA and possibly Blue Origin. |
| George Soros orchestrated this ploy from his sex slave child porn demonic basement under that pizza parlor in DC |
| I mean.... |
| Sell in June and SPY will moon. |
| At your moms house boi |
| Good time to be sitting on some cash. Most of you are leveraged out the ass tho 😂 |
| Why would you buy calls? |
| He's turning 54 and crashing out about a man who's turning 79 next week\n\nBuddy just got uninvited to the McDonald's birthday party |
| We'll see him on a pride parade watch |
| Do you regards think tesler has even more room to fall? Because I'm seriously consider YOLO full porting TSLZ first thing in the morning |
| hate that this is probably right |
| Guys, a “sell off” starts around $575-580 levels. This isn’t even a sell off on the 5 day chart lmao this place is hilarious |
| Musk is buddies with everyone at at PLTR |
| Airlines are not good investments |
| Melon and Taco fight: SPY down -0.5%\n\nThey kiss and make up: SPY up 5% |
| Will sellers take the chance this time? |
| Yeah doesn’t make sense |
| Fk u |
| Cooked |
| But have you tried alo or vuori? |
| But what did Elmo do to LULU |
| 🥭: Hey I just taxed you, and this is crazy, XI here’s my number, so call me maybe |
| Ghost wick, same shit happened to GOOGL it was showing $175 AH |
| I just sent 20 racks at UNH if that counts |
| At what price? |
| Transmission? Are they stuck in first gear? |
| Spy 610 by open |
| deLULUsional |
| Feeling bad for Lewinsky knowing some of the history about how badly she was treated makes me not want to laugh, but damn this one is good. |
| That was pre-elump breakup, when any damn stock could get a 200 PE ratio. That's over now, invest in bullets now |
| Watching my cheap ass calls on $ASTS absolutely having a ball, while eating popcorn outta my BIG BEAUTIFUL BOWL |
| We have no entered what will become known as “what-thefucksian” economics |
| Damn bruh this has been a w week we both hit 3-3 |
| Share holders panic will dump then I’m assuming ? |
| I bought at 303 lol |
| The craziest thing that might actually get a recession is if tsla somehow gets back and spy falls because all trust is lost at that point I mean idek what that means in this market |
| $ASTS🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| JD is the Mac of the White House by saying thank you to both 🥭and 🍉. Calls on JD 48c 10/24 |
| tsla calls……… |
| Dude I didn't pull the trigger at $300 on a $290 put and I swear it felt to $290 immediately |
| Nowadays if you just don’t lose the money you earn- don’t even try to win just keep it- puts u ahead of most ppl |
| Your account value has to settle over 25k first before PDT no longer applies. |
| Hey Elmo good shit I'll buy a share tomorrow. Keep the show running |
| "time to drop the really big bomb"\n\n\nSay that every morning when I plop down on the shitter. |
| TSLA!!! |
| Hell nah |
| This would be the indicator of a broken market? |
| *George Soros has entered the chat.* |
| Epstein kinda burns some bridges. And Elmo has fuck you money. |
| I thought you had to hold on to IPOs for 30\nDays if you get in early |
| Imagine trying to understand how the American could have been so stupid to actually choose this 🤡 show…. Fuck |
| WHO IS CORN? |
| Imma wait for 150 |
| Oh God this had me rollin boy 🤣🤣 |
| Can't be bad for it |
| If it’s regarded, it’s possible in America |
| ...330 |
| Gold? |
| Only Jerry Springer could save us now, and he died 2 years ago. |
| This is the UNH bottom. Most of you silly fucks that bought calls have given up by now. To $360 we go |
| I always said the smart phone would ruin the world |
| he's getting epstein'd bruh I dont think that autistic man child gaf anymore |
| Who will elon make up with first his estranged trans kid or Donald Trump 🤔 |
| How can it be farming karma when every comment is negative karma |
| I thought I couldn't be any poorer |
| TSLA gonna go private |
| Team Neither 😂 |
| Air Canada is buying up shares\n\nY'all selling it hodling? |
| We are up fuckin like 25% in a month and we have one down day and the bers are like I KNEW IT THE WHOLE TIME. Like guys you are so far gone its ridiculous. |
| Trump needs to announce Mark Zuckenburg is head of DOGE. |
| Why PLTR also dumped so largely? PLTR has nothing with Musk |
| It's me, I am people. 😂\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/f3v03kbul65f1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b1bab94864bfbe558adcf5c028b1ac2c9f2d39 |
| I'll be buying calls for the bounce at open |
| Thought about the same thing, but I honestly dont think that Trump is interested in space at all and that it was rather a thing which Elon put in his mind. \n\nSo it is debatable if RKLB will profit from this shake up or if the interest in the space sector in general deterioriates |
| How is Spy only -.7%??? This is an era defining shitshow. |
| Bitcoin |
| Buy my Harley.\n\n07 Dyna Street Bob, ONLY 9320 Miles, $9000 CAD/$6600 USD |
| I brush my teeth to it |
| I don't know? Can you stuff a memecoin in a stripper's g-string? Didn't think so. |
| Sub $200? |
| Thanks for posting this. Barrons notes tariffs as a major reason for the drop, but curious what others think. |
| It's linked with Bezos investment recently |
| I was too afraid of tsla puts... |
| Never carmax and never sold cars, but CEO checks out |
| You should have done it the second Elon posted “Kill Bill”. What did you think would happen? It wouldn’t escalate? \n\nIf you didn’t sell then, you STILL waited after he called Don a pedo? |
| I did. I took profit at 278. I re-shorted at 285 and holding overnight |
| Dude is definitely high af for many hours at a time |
| In hindsight, i should have just held my CRWV and TSLA puts\n\nThe question is how would i have known they would drop so much.. |
| grok is currently crafting the perfect tweet for him |
| Up $100 for the past year. Insane considering the brand destruction that has occurred. |
| not the pussy fight tanking my futes 😭 |
| Mango plz tweet "Deport Elon" |
| Getting ready for my HOOD entry\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/p0tp8u7rl65f1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16cf3e4fcf630e9b42cb3d360dc49decca4ec2f9 |
| Whoever was selling me those $LULU puts for cheap, I love you 💚 |
| Shorting UNH is still the most bullish thing you can do |
| For soxl yeah |
| Not my proudest fap |
| TAKING ALL OUR PETROL CAR JOBS. NO MORE. DEPORTING ALL OF THEM TO EL SALVADOR AND MEXICO IS PAYING FOR IT. |
| Would you sell Tslq now or keep holding? Whys |
| UVXY still cheap. Time to scoop. Volatility is back on the menu! |
| Anyone know why nvda pumped 153 then down back almost immediately? |
| WHAT IS CORN? |
| It’s enshitifcation of quality. |
| Should have let all of them run. I knew what was coming, with the princesses fighting…\n\n🐈ed out, plain and simple |
| How long before retail buys this dip? |
| Lol |
| Come on looloo bers, let's break $250! |
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| Im not sure whats more funny, the piss baby fued or r/conservative attempting to cope lmao\n\n\n🥭, 🍈, and the lot are overflowing with chromosomes rn |
| No |
| yeah i gotchu\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/2vu3dzC.png(https://i.imgur.com/2vu3dzC.png) |
| Bro we ain't trading based on that fake shit, WHAT ARE TRELONP TWEETING ABOUT IS ALL THAT MATTERS |
| WTF man sorry! |
| You can’t make this shit up. Three more times like this you need to run for president |
| Small caps will probably rip tomorrow |
| Any news on ASTS? I’m buying more RKLB as possible spaceX fallout, thinking ASTS is getting lift for possible starlink fallout ? |
| Why’d they downvote you |
| This is really the answer. They needed incentive. |
| Hey guys I closed the position at 278 so my actual realized profit was 30k. \nBut i re-shorted again at 285 and holding over night. So it looks like it’s going to be another 5k+ overnight. |
| Maybe giving full control of sensitive government information to a foreign billionaire wasn’t such a smart move. Of only someone could’ve warned 🥭 |
| Can you try one more time and tell us what you’re doing? I’d love to know so I can do the opposite |
| Legit laughed out loud at this |
| This has to be good for RKLB no? This Elon Trump beef |
| My man please sell as soon as you can and take your profits. |
| That means nothing. |
| They’ll kiss and make up in no time |
| Good thing there’s a subreddit for where Elon’s jet flying, will make it easy for ICE |
| #tf\n\nJust learn to play guitar. Always worked for me |