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| Yeah, this is WEIRD |
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| https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_securities_examinations#Registered_representative_level |
| Diversity is literally the most redeeming quality about America. Had a bagel for lunch from a Jewish deli. Yemeni coffee for second lunch. And gonna have halal lamb chicken platter for dinner. |
| Was about to make a very spicy take, but feared that I’ll be banned by inconsistent moderation rules in this website. \n\nSo here it is \n\n>!🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️!< |
| Ya after Iran mess they are primed for Aero, Defense and now SMRs? Crazy |
| Sydney Sweeney is Temu Scarlett Johansson |
| Nice. I have about half that. But I don’t fuck with 🌽 |
| i use AI as note taker and to get advice that fucks up my life. |
| For now......now that Elon tied Tesla further into AI, it's on the pop lineup. |
| Do you? Only thing creating a bounce are tweets. |
| If you cant figure it out you probably shouldn't comment bud |
| Less the planet and more the HFT algos forced to move against his tweets and then slowly unravel their positions in a bit game of chicken where retail provide them enough liquidity to get out |
| Tons of money has poured into the needed infrastructure. Nobody serious is looking at ROI as a gauge right now. If you want ROI, look to real estate or the restaurant business, not a brand new industry that has disrupted almost every other industry, whose limits and perimeters aren’t even fully understood yet. |
| Godspeed brother! |
| Crazy how Market will go parabolic on nothing but has never checked this fucker at ever more crazy levels.\n\n\nEspecially Oil futes. So someone's going to grab these cheap futes and...oil will automatically appear like a pot of gold after several countries have declared Force Majeur? |
| Ong \n\nOr on allah, as they say |
| Just an FYi inference post training does not cost 1.30 per generation it’s more like .15-.20 cents but nobody is actually using it and they know they are in trouble with the models coming out of China, who studios are already negotiating with. |
| A little over 2m |
| 82nd Airborne is being deployed to the Middle East. They make the most sense if your goal is to take Kharg Island. |
| Found OP's Ex new Boyfriend ☝️ lol |
| Red check? |
| To be fair the market sees through the bullshit every time. The takeaway isn't whether or not negotiations are taking place or how well they're going, or whatever the news is fixating on, it's that we didn't obliterate their energy infrastructure so the market breathes a little sigh of relief. |
| I never thought that I would get to live in a reality where the ramblings of an alzheimer's patient could pump and dump the market. |
| why can't I buy calls on IRGC |
| Lol okay then. Good luck timing the market |
| And then they get attacked again in 8 months. They are retarded if they don't push their advantage now |
| Mms and fruit dude serve their own same interests - there is no distinction. I lost a lot less money realizing the fact.\n\nThere is no way on earth the Wallstreet actually buys any of the unilateral cease fire talks |
| They will. But it'll take weeks if not months |
| After midterms for sure. The show must go on for now. |
| Well Iran is bombing the shit out of Israel so much winning for Israel and their peace 🥭 talks |
| Market during trading hours \n\n〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ 🦗 \n\nMarket during non trading hours \n\n📈📈📉📉📉📈📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📈 |
| I mean, gaslighting the entire planet is impressive lol |
| He just is that guy. Like a pig in shit |
| Yeah! |
| Israel media CEO makes millions by buying right before the market close and then having his TV company say there is a ceasefire. I’m his assistant and he wants me to thank you regards for the liquidity you offered him |
| wtf are you worth millions of dollars |
| What has happumped? |
| SOUTH KOREA BEGINS FUEL RATIONING AND DRIVING BANS PEOPLE CAN ONLY DRIVE ONE DAY PER WEEK AND WILL BE ENFORCED WITH LICENSE PLATE READERS[](https://x.com/nyprepper1/status/2036537256559693827) |
| I’ve not been trading for very long, I’ve only ever know 🥭’s market. This can’t be normal?! |
| I told GPT how I did on the market this last week and it just posted the number to me |
| Don't touch the markets again, go work and pay off your debt. 20k isn't bad, just grind and dont wait to start something because its not the right time. If you feel like doing it just go for it besides the market stay the fuck away from the markets. Maybe give advice on here about markets so people can do the opposite and make money from that |
| Come on in waters warm |
| Imagine thinking that they wouldn’t solve this problem 💀 |
| Will be wild if this comes down to 645 on the open. All those pumps, fake news meant nothing. |
| MSFT oversold? |
| Hello I heard the top financial experts meet here. Id like to buy something that is somewhere between a call and a put, so that when the market goes up I make some money, but when it goes down I still make some money. Any financial advice for me? |
| Biggest winner is the government because you are trading SPY and not SPX. Do SPX next time and save on those taxes |
| Meta is up more than msft after being guilty of child safety issues and has to pay 350M, while msft gets an upgrade and 33% increase in target from current price. |
| No, I think that's why it was photoshopped so badly/comically. |
| Does mango write his own tweets? I just can't comprehend, how a sane person can write this garbage day after day and not get tired of their own shit. |
| Just sold my 🌽 gains. Nabbed about 43k in profit today lol \n\n |
| War is over.... If you want it 🎄 🎅 |
| If you haven't sold anything the dig for the long haul. You're investing now. No more trading for a while. |
| Sorry about your puts |
| Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! |
| You paid for time, use it. |
| honestly i would say just luck. i was just looking up random companies and saw this one, and bought it while it was cheap (~$1) thinking it had to come back up one day |
| Very cool to know that child exploitation cases takes only 0,3% of your revenue. |
| AGI stands for Al Gore's Internet |
| India can you pass the Hormuz? No, ok can you China? No, ok. Can someone please pass the Hormuz so we won’t have all this turm-OIL.. |
| Can't blame them. They didn't know that Iran will fight back. |
| I mean it kind of is |
| Nice move. |
| According to etfinsight.org I’m a terrible investor. But underperforming the market consistently gives entertainment value which is an underrated metric |
| Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski. |
| Where are people posting genuine trade theses like this though? Most of the posts on my feed are either bagholders shilling their stock or late pump and dump schemes |
| The goal of the war is to pump oil so oil companies can drill in Venezuela. |
| Sounds like youre a racist and just want to see Disney fail. Whats your take on homosexuals? |
| Bought it when MSFT was trading at $430 |
| Bulls are so gullible\n\nGround invasion Friday |
| Futes not buying this scam AT ALL so far |
| He said that about an hour ago. And Iran made a statement 30 mins ago "Iran refuses peace talks with Trump’s ‘backstabbing’ negotiators' lol what? |
| Cause we don’t lol 🥭 and Iran have the same level of trust at this point |
| Get outta here with your 100 comment karma! |
| Anyone else see the article in wsj that Iran said no talks he’s just saying that to pump the market |
| Elon hasn't made anyone money. He barely got the company to be profitable for 2 years before he fucked it up and tanked it back to unprofitability. But in that 2 years it certainly didn't make enough money to cover its previous losses.\n\nNow, you regards inflating the stock price by buying it no matter what common sense might dictate made **Elon Musk** a lot of money. I mean you actually have it backwards here. You guys made Elon Musk rich not the other way around. |
| This better open -3% after all this bull shit |
| fuck this shit i'm buying meth |
| If the market knew anything it would be up 5% or down 15% right now. The market doesn't know shit. |
| Ceasefire news confirmed to be fake and gay |
| Nobody has profited buying puts on a Friday |
| I tell myself if you can grow this you can play with it. \n [Just realized how that sounds. ] |
| Iran should just bomb their own infrastructure |
| Pump seems kinda weak and futures are always fake. |
| Did you also buy in January? |
| Cheeseburgers were invented in California in the 1920s you filthy bear |
| Also DIS likely couldn't find the $1B and Sam needed $1B to make Sora fully work.\n\n \nBad deal hindsight, but both side learned a lot...to be future competitors. |
| I used to wait for him to talk shit on Twitter before buying Tesla shares in the dip. I'd then wait a couple of weeks for them to recover before selling and waiting for the next outburst.\n\nIt was a surprisingly effective strategy. |
| Bad feeling. Bottom is a long way down. I don’t see any dip getting bought like they used to. |
| I GOTTA TAKE A HUGE SHIT |
| TBH I am thinking about taking this bet. I could see Microsoft doing major layoffs that boost their share price. |
| Women Wiener |
| Bers are done.\n\n\nDeal confirmed.\n\n\nHe said 4 weeks, duh. There's only 3 days left.\n\n\nCope 🌈 🐻 s |
| https://preview.redd.it/i1o6cdayj2rg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca0a478963cdf78559e816a186b8a9f6ca1460e2\n\n |
| Oh I see. I did see something on TOS but it didn’t have a link. Honestly it just looked like more of the same to me |
| I hate the financial markets for all the stress, anxiety, and financial losses they cause! Damn financial markets!\n\nWhy didn't we all just dollar-cost average into SPY every month, or at specific price levels whenever it dropped by 2% to 5%? Damn, we messed up! |
| Positions _and_ ban. |
| No tankers moving but ground troops being sent in.\n\n\nSure, peace any day now. |
| Haha I try to be long term but play w 2k. So far I've made 4 k 😁 |
| From +$2k to -5k to -500. It might be time to cut my losses and consider that a win for today |
| Microsoft been shit for a minute |
| You would need hundreds of thousands of troops to take Iran brother. WW3 would ensue\n\n🥭 is too pussy \n |
| It’s unfortunate for us that we’re not a part of the cool kids club who get a heads up before the BS hit the tape. \n\nMust be nice 😂 |
| If you have ever had a relative with alzheimer's, you know what this is. If you haven't, this is a preview. |
| Two weeks is a long time buddy. |
| Half |
| Get the courage to open my app, then close it in disgust. Might do that a few times in the morning. |
| Get out of puts and stop hating |
| Wow I called it people were saying I was eating magic beans, looks like things are mellowing out? |
| Is she Asian? |
| May I ask how you found it? |
| I should post my xme position. I bought the exact top and held months. It was down 70% last I checked on a 2300 dollar leaps. It's too small though. But it is terrible. And funny. |
| Get the fuck out of here with this dumb pump. Isn't this some regarded thinking. Major studios are using Autodesk, Toon Boom, etc. Disney uses proprietary. AI isn't going anywhere, but let the reddit anti AI circle jerk continue i guess.. \n\n\nBut seriously, ADBE is dead. Keep holding champ. You're doing way worse then the overall market and always will |
| Spy such a sneaky lil snek with that pump afterhours |
| Wait he just said that? |
| Haha! Ty 🙏🏼 |
| VIX looks like the market doesn’t know what to believe |
| market rugged me today but dad gonna tug me tonight |
| Men’s Wieners |
| Women’s breasts |
| At least buy shares then why would you just sit out |
| The rarest of all trades. I'm thinking of doing this with SIVEF, AAOI and AXTI rn. If the war doesn't fuck everything up they're the next memory. |
| Not they, you for thinking he wasn’t going to solve this |
| Iran has been pretty clear from day 1 what their terms for peace are, so unless Bibi is getting handed to The Hague, whoever 🥭 is negotiating with is clearly not in the Iranian regime |
| Brze braze solid earnings up 30% tomorrow or more |
| The candles always look like they are crying tears of blood |
| Source? |
| Two lies so a truth? |
| Big red candle on NQ incoming |
| I called some helium places this week so I could get a tank to fill up for a bday party. They told me there's a crisis due to the Iran conflict |
| Come on |
| Brain damage |
| Incorrect. That idea came from a time before the internet |
| Complete bullshit is what lmao. Just quick statements to try and settle the 10y tbills for as long as they can |
| I bought 500 today |
| This needs to happen clearly saying the quiet part out loud |
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| They wanna charge every ship that passes 2 million dollars. \nRepeat after and me\n\nBoots\nOn\nThe\nGround |
| I got you bro shorting futes as we speak |
| Well, I bought puts today for friday. Do i let them shake me out tomorrow... or hold and hope to breakeven? Decisions decisions. |
| They just fucked puts for the week |
| I’m wondering the same thing. At what point do people see just how desperate the US is right now. |
| I've been thinking for ten years now that the market will stop falling for the lies at some point, but they literally always do. |
| fuck fundamentals, give me the lastest 🥭 tweet |
| The internet bubble was also inflated by tons upon tons of scams and claims of products and services that never saw the light of day. More akin to the crypto market than the AI market. |
| They have decided to go out to dinner for sushi, you got to keep up |
| Thank you to Iran for reasonable compromise, very good |
| Public stock offering.. bullish or bearish? |
| They spent 80 billion for metaverse. These fines don't mean anything to them. Literal fucking nothing. |
| Pennies for them. Companies should have to pay a percentage of their annual gross or some other measurement of their value, for it to be a real penalty |
| Do you not know the deal we had before 🥭 rug pulled after he was elected ? |
| The only difference is Leon's grift is over time and he cycles new believers as the old give up, while Altman tried to do it all at once leaving the pyramid with no incoming support. |
| Investing.com |
| *Disney, and princesses, and AI slop,*\n\n*Its the economic bubble pop!*\n\n(Disney instrumental music intensifies) |
| Fuckin' and Buckin'? |
| dis is da we |
| Gasoline parties are joyful and safe events!! |
| REPUBLIKANS FOR YOU |
| dont give him any ideas.. tomorrow he buys puts and everything goes up xD |
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| 6500 is cryptonite to him. Post that on a sticky note for future use |
| They're only claiming they're in negotiations to take attention away from the fact that 🥭 gave an ultimatum and then chickened out. That's really the key driver, we didn't commit a massive war crime and strike all of their power plants, so the market is (temporarily) relieved.\n\n \nMeanwhile the news cycle focuses on "Iran denies talks" |
| The deal is JCPOA but worse for America. Art of the deal! |
| Or they reject it and the us army wipes all them out too. \nThen they try With the next elected ones. |
| Like a bathtub fart? |
| Where can i see price of brent crude oil? .. Every fkin site is showin different prices.. |
| quiet piggy, market knows better |
| Sorry guys I bought 150 shares of $MSFT yesterday. I think that’s why it dropped. |
| 🤗 thanks 🙏 |
| Well I’m not looking forward to seeing my gold miner puts tomorrow. \n\nReally expected 3900 or lower gold soon. |
| Let me play with your money or should say let him play with your money. He’s good at bankrupting casinos |
| That was uncalled for |
| Fine, if you want to be pedantic. People mean AGI has consciousness and can act autonomously. Human-like.\nAll current models require actual human input and direction to work.\n\nWhatever word people want to reinvent a hundred times since the 80s, when people talk AI in this manner, they mean an artificial construct capable of independent thought, consciousness, and purpose. |
| My puts that expire tomorrow are most likely cooked. If they had more time, they would have caught up to the lies and printed, just like in a normal, non-manipulated market. |
| Damn that dumb bitch! |
| Boy who cried wolf. |
| "Trump Says He Changed His Mind After Iran Gave 'Very Big Present' " I'm being honest here: what the fuck is going on? |
| *"Always buy the top if your well regarded"*\n \n - Chinese Buffet |
| Just sleep in your car outside the building |
| Dobby has been given a mine |
| This is a slap on the wrist for them. They wasted between 70-80 Billion on the metaverse. In order to have meaningful impact to change bad behavior they would need a way higher price tag. |
| But then she’d have to suffer traveling with you |
| I dunno MSFT has been going down since October. That's usually a bad sign. |
| Go get em, New New Mexico |
| Is the SCAM slowly falling apart? |
| I swear to god are you guys actually this retarded? |
| Iran should chill. The peace offer is good because there is a ton of shit that you cannot verify (don’t help proxies) and stuff that is done (destroy nuclear sites that are already destroyed). The rest is the same things that Obama got in the first place.\nJust ask for money on the side and it’s done. |
| Helium |
| This shit is really too easy, don’t hate the game and ride the wave. The King will save you, buy calls you idiots. Don’t over complicate it |
| They been waiting for this day since the Iraq invasion. |
| Bro has literally no understanding of risk sizing, EV, exit/entry strategies then gets surprised when he gets his ass handed to him LMFAO.\n\nAlso can I have some fries with that? |
| going in on leaps while entering a bear market is a choice |
| You think they spend their money on animators?\n\nSource: ex-Disney animator |
| How Iran is launching missiles if they were defeated and obliterated? \nWho are they negotiating with if all Iranian commanders and leaders are dead? \n🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 |
| What stock? |
| you couldn’t not die too in a freak gasoline party accident |
| Most fraudulent market to exist |
| the goal of the war is now to open the strait of hormuz which was open before the war\n\nTruly a regarded administration |
| They don’t have a choice lmao |
| Why not $375 trillion? |
| Classic disney trojan horse tactic!\n\nPartner, learn about the strategy & IP, feed it to the 250+ DIS lawyer team and Dis Tech VPs, share findings with the other big 6 studios. Throw down some threats at the industry level. Result: OpenAI gets out of the business, Dis saves $1B and Sora threat defused. They did this is MS on HDDVD, Netflix on Ultraviolet+KeyChest and Netflix again with Hulu and plenty other partnership examples. Does it help the company long run--**no**, but gives them some time to catch up.\n\nNext up is Epic. Really. |
| Feel like this will be the problem with Iran. After tomorrow jorks it for 1%, some new story will come out about how the Iranian government is fractured. The guy talking to the US has no position in the real government / IRGC. \n\nIRGC will keep lobbing missiles and drones, then we will have a new “3 day warning” |
| at what point does the fact that they're blatantly trying to support the market with total bullshit become in and of itself bearish. i think were getting close. |
| Wow my $LRCX calls actually green |
| Before Khamenei was killed, I thought there was a chance 🥭 would just do that and brand it the Trump Nuclear Deal |
| I'd prefer no war but I'm no dumbo believing the liar in chief |
| As those 3 videos CLEARLY spell out, it *is not income*. The last video even demonstrates that by holding QQQI you will end up with *less* in your pocket than you would by owning the index and selling shares periodically. |
| https://preview.redd.it/34pgu4t5j2rg1.png?width=457&format=png&auto=webp&s=4955b80a85d818abf383bf57d5afae3cd26c6225 |
| World will forget about this conflict in 1 week and we will be back to making news highs day after day |
| It's the spurs |
| Optionality and negotiation tactics. 🥭is a loudmouth retard and there are no guarantees that this will work but that doesn't mean they aren't actually trying to bring an end to this bullshit. It backfired massively. |
| Tf you mean? SPY is close to the yearly low 🤣 |
| $RR only has a P/E of 16 now, why sell? Seems like SMR play is obvious. I also bought a bunch during covid when it was around $1 |
| and all the gold in Ft Knox as a security. |
| you would never know WEN was suffering considering how long it just took me to get dinner |
| Vibez |
| Green AH usually red premarket |
| Idk if isreal can make it that long 🥭 might have to take this market loss but he will have some extraordinary news lined up after |
| My ex is a stupid bitch. Breaks up with me and 3 weeks later, I make 26k gains in a day. Would’ve taken her to Japan all expenses paid lmao \n\n |
| Why on earth would Iran accept these conditions lol? They have the foot on 🥭’s throat\n\nThey will want - MINIMUM\nLebanon ceasefire, \nFinancial reparations for the war cost, \nAcceptance that oil trade may continue in Yuan, \nKeep missile program as is \n\n |
| That’s the fake news narrative. Watching too much cnn |
| Stated this before and I’ll state it again. Uranium names won’t stay asleep forever. |
| Al jazira |
| They are giving out gasoline for free at the pumps with proof of calls you guys! Gasoline party! |
| How to profit like a conman:\n\n\n1. Realize every truth you send causes a dip\n\n2. Spam tweets EOD to get your puts to pay out while simultaneously getting longs and calls filled \n\n3. ????\n\n4. Profit |
| NPR news |
| Yea when they say that it's because Iran has terms for peace which isn't something you give out unless you think you're winning lol |
| Market will still use this as an excuse to bum rush a 3% day based on Kushner vibes |
| The bots will be here in 3 weeks, half the retards will be broke |
| Not this time |
| I give it one more hour for anyone invested in the lie to regret it. |
| Bro does not understand how to gamble |
| Another rejection of 200 and fake news pump. De ja vu?? |
| I'm loading up on SaaS. It's comically oversold because retail traders are panic-stricken retards who spend their days worshiping "industry influencers" |
| We've reached the stage where sImply the absence of a new horrifying headline is enough for the market to go up. Also prob just a technical bounce in an overall downtrend. |
| Flipped a coin. Long CL again. |
| A lot of you guys don’t realize that futures are traded on margin and that long positions can get squeezed too, further driving down the price. \n\nWe are probably seeing some of that with oil. |
| Kind of yea. Because people who have detached themselves from any active investments in GameStop have a clear view that it’s an on going scam and an unattractive investment. \n\nIt’s only people who haven’t come back down to earth from five years ago that still get their feelings hurt |
| Get it from blockchain |
| Just think, it’s 2026 and we’re on the verge of AI and robotic revolution, and there are still people who buy and sell stocks based on what 🥭tweets |
| 🥭pooping his pants was a strategic signal to his followers of the market top in February\n\nit all makes sense |
| Doesn’t it just go in the car on the network and the car drives? |
| Being stupid and causing a raid wipe is pretty accurate. |
| Can we at least wait to dump after I sell my calls so I can have fun too |
| Have you seen Elysium? |
| Oil floats just collect it at the other end |
| Reply hours later like a pussy |
| Mango pumping the market as high as he can with fake peace so it can offset the dump that happens this weekend from boots on the ground |
| Delusional Ber bros trust Iran over Wallstreet on whether or not to the cease fire is accepted 🤦♂️ |
| how do you tell apart between the retards and bots in this sub |
| He meant Jager Bombs bro |
| Gold ATH imminent |
| I just did a search and Gemini says he averaged 21 false statements per day throughout his first term. 😂😂 |
| Congrats fr, but do you have an actual replicable strategy for us poors or would you say your trading gains have all been through mostly luck?\n\nLike how did you evaluate RYCEY as a potential high reward play?\n\nEdit: nvm on RYCEY, you already answered that question in this thread |
| If it is the same old 15 points plan, Iranians are going to reject it… isn’t it? |
| OKAY WELL I GUESS NO MORE CASHFLOW DINNER PICS FOR YOU GUYS. CONGRATULATIONS YOU JUST PLAYED YOURSELVES |
| Deepseek figured this out a while ago. The models aren't really getting better, they've reached their limits, and so the game will be to compress and cheapen and commoditize them from here.\n\nNVidia and OpenAI are built on SkyNet valuations, and they just delivered bloated Clippy. |
| many geopolitical experts in the daily today believing they're smarter than the market |
| Anyone got the sauce? I'm too retarded to find it. |
| Ask me in a few hours 🙂 |
| https://www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/live-blog/live-updates-iran-war-trump-peace-talks-israel-gulf-attacks-markets-rcna264854 |
| I feel like the fake pumps monday and today will make us crash that much harder. All of Donnie's boys have puts now |
| GCC entering the fray demanding a shit ton as well like compensation for damages so now what |
| Is that the new OpenAI icon? |
| Bols are chuds |
| So the Iranian Embassy in Saudi Arabia posted the following \n\n“The calls for peace have begun to ring.\nThe terms are clear”\n\nMaybe someone should tell the algos that so they can stop acting like 5 year old children |
| Is that a quintuple dutch rudder ?!? |
| By definition |
| As was the case yesterday, I trust Iran's statement over Mango's. |
| no |
| Holy shit I just farted a wet one |
| Isn’t the US one huge Walmart parking lot already? |
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| Bers!!!! Omg 🤡. |
| You're crushing it |
| Puts destroyed, goodness and hope triumphs over doom and evil forever and ever. Bears punching the air hoping for more missiles and loss of life. |
| Is this a sexual reference? |
| Where |
| You...AGAIN? Dude, WSB isn't your diary. You don't have to post your port every single week |
| Weak sauce |
| Sadly, they generate millions of views as short videos, |
| Some guy in a white bmw just left with the 15 point cease fire plan .. talks going well |
| \nBro, are you showing off? |
| Options on triple leveraged\n\nNice |
| Nah, Friday after market close. Until then, 🥭will continue to say we have won the war every morning |
| Just seeing the news for after hour pump, did Iran already deny this one also? |
| 🥭is the Leroy Jenkins of world leaders. |
| Grok should I buy the dip, is this true? |
| Imagine buying stocks because mango sent a napkin with the text 'do you like me, check yes or no' written on it to Iran via a proxy. |
| source? or is this wsb fake news |
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| Sam Altman is a creep |
| I swear, by the moon and the stars in the sky, I’ll be there |
| Your token will deliver me the oil? |
| The market just like to be lied to, it’s a toxic relationship with mango |
| WSJ and NYT |
| Omg we’re cooked. |
| Where show me |
| We don’t want to hear about the cat food you’re putting on your rice cakes. ☝️ |
| why do i even bother playing oil shit is so gay |
| They'd fucking love boots on the ground, american 82nd rolls up on Kharg and they get premium footage of Americans being blown to hell by artillery and FPVs |
| i'm starting to think we already put a bottom in on last friday/this monday for the first half of the year but the economic damage is already being done and the market will dump big either near the end of the year or early 2028 after the midterms |
| SEC - Sleep Eat Cry |
| go on |
| Let's ask Ja Rule |
| Oh I thought you were talking about how they pick the children for the night |
| 4. u/smart_doge is a good poster |
| https://preview.redd.it/uovozfwdi2rg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ec574dab38a24c53a77ab589e7fd71b0ee0194 |
| It's live in television |
| Another day of doing the opposite of you regards and profiting. |
| wym? they WANT the US to put boots on the ground, rather than getting missiled from the ocean/air.. they have said it themself |
| Who said ground troops are going in? |
| Once again Wall Street proves it has no understanding of war |
| Calls put |
| we deserve it more than they do |
| dawg 🌽 |
| Tomorrow we find out if ground troops are bullish\n\n( I don’t think so) |
| Imagen being a swaty gey ber right now |
| We already did 🥹 |
| WAR IS OVER !!!!..... For the 25th day in a row .... |
| I surrender, does that count. |
| They post it on their tiktok before the liveblog? We are truly doomed |
| Sure |
| anything works though |
| Fuggin Legos man |
| Confirmed - It’s BS messaging to take away the focus from army deployment. Iran said it has no ceasefire plans and is currently actively attacking gulf and Israel. |
| Guys how do you think this war will impact lebron legacy ? |
| Again today |
| Was she a baddie? |
| Look, we sent somebody something, that much is undeniable |
| He's just paying off his real constituency. There is literally no other reason he would be put in office. |
| It's a necessary first step. We'll see what happens but mango knows he fucked up |
| Burgers are from Germany. \n\nMarginalizing people has been a tradition since humans were alive,\n\nThe only american thing here is overpriced beer at a ballgame. |
| That's not what happened here. Disney and OpenAI had a deal both sides were happy with. But OpenAi is burning money at a ridiculous rate and someone did the math and realized Sora was literally lighting money on fire. The compute costs on video generation are nuts which is why even deep-pocketed Google keeps it at the paid their and even there at very low generation caps. \n\nThis is the first sign that the bubble may be popping. It ain't got nothing to do with legal threats. OpenAI needs to find some revenue and fast. Until then they're gonna be cutting costs. I wouldn't be surprised if they did layoffs too.\n\nEdit: It cost them about $1.30 per video you generate for compute and electricity. That's not considering the cost of bandwidth to serve it up to people who want to watch it. YouTube barely makes a profit on the cost of serving videos by covering it with ad revenue. But imagine if they were instead paying $1.30 for every 10 second video posted on the site? YouTube would be an absolute money pit. \n\nIt would likely cost OpenAI about 5.4 billion a year to run Sora. Meanwhile, considering the amount they already lose per year, they have basically a year's worth of money left. That 5.4 billion would have taken them down to only 9 months left worth of cash before they have to figure **something** out (I mean, maybe the Saudis want to throw more money in there. It wouldn't be the first time). |
| He’s the only reason why we aren’t in a Great Depression |
| wait till friday before close |
| Just a quick show of hands who wants to see my dinner for today? It’s from the same healthy food place you guys hate tho |
| Is this…. AI?! |
| Put calls |
| I pledge my allegiance to the shareholders 🫡🫡🫡 |
| exactly. And still. Their leader was killed not even 72 hours into it. Correct: their SUPREME leader (a.k.a God reincartnated), was killed within the first 72h. They can prepare for 40 more years, they still lose in 99.9% of instances. They are all just talk |
| SEC is under 🥭 control |
| Finally a few of one with a shred of brains. |
| unconditional surrender is almost here |
| # HUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! |
| Wasn't that yesterday's news, or did they say it again today? |
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| I met a girl off telegraph once |
| TikTok al Jezeera English live |
| I dk why do physician oil when you can just tokenize it on the blockchain \n\nDon’t need the Strait of Hormuz at all for that \n |
| The report of sending airborne troops was posturing for Iran to accept the cease fire. The absolute last thing Iran would ever want are actual boots on the ground. |
| exactly, the backend for distributed systems is not simple. Even if you can code it up you need to host is somwhere. All that is resource intensive. You can vibe code something that does tax help though. |
| 💀 they technically did before I bought in. went from 1.6 billion shares to 8.6 billion shares. added shares to create capital and diluted the piss out of it |
| Fees are wise buying 100 cons no? |
| Link |
| Iran just denied any peace talks with 🥭 they said he is just manipulating the markets. I mean the whole world knows at this point but the SEC |
| Why should they? Ppl will just buy the next lie again |
| Yes they do. The article literally tells you exactly what they’re using it for. |
| literally so easy. |
| Any positive news or comments will be downvoted by thre geh bers who are still thinking market will tank |
| Buy uso dip? |
| So puts calls or buy puts |
| They always do |
| God that chart hurts to look at. \nMSFT cost me like 50k over the last few months. |
| does it matter? |
| I don't understand this about Iran mining the Strait. What minerals are they trying to extract and how is that a war strategy? |
| he got taken out in the first wave |
| Why futes up? War over again? |
| Iran denies talking to 🥭 admin and vows to continue attacks - Al Jezeera |
| https://preview.redd.it/nrjin1ouh2rg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cd7eb588c2839982c055ddde32dc84e962e8056 |
| Time for Israel to leave mom's basement I think |
| Yessir and Oracle is the only one I think with annual earnings in June |
| I am part of the poor and still don’t scam anyone. \nSo you believe the welfare fraud, the scamming elderly and mentally disabled through fake hospices should not be stopped? |
| I prefer the submarine approach. |
| Me and my ex both have bpd\n\ngreat sex |
| Circuit breaker will happen after a 🥭 pump |
| CF ran up last few days and only backtracked today's massive gains. MOS and NTR are holding just fine after hours.\n\n\nThe fertilizer must flow |
| Are we talking "fort knox" audit, or "real" audit ? |
| 😂 you think that $1 billion is going to hiring more animators or giving any current animators raises? |
| It's unfortunate that a large number of people will not understand what you're referring too |
| If you were in some good stocks, there was genuinely no fucken dip to buy lmao |
| They're going for the Russian style peace deal. |
| They’re cutting a b2c app that generated no revenue but cost astronomical amounts to operate. The research and capability is not going away, it’s just not being offered as a shitty social network that produces memes and instead being used for generating ephemeral environments to train arbitrary robotics tasks. |
| thank you |
| When currency inflates, and companies opt to pay their workers in store credits, the real serf shit will begin. |
| Yeah i coulda used that news to hit an hour earlier |
| Concepts of a ceasefire |
| I deadass think they spin a wheel and throw a dart to see what they can say to prop the market up at this point |
| Iran refuses peace talks with 🥭 backstabbing' negotiators — Telegraph \n\nDon’t know how legit telegraph is but bols are gay |
| I don't want profits anymore, I just want to be happy (and profits) |
| Just close the straight and deliver the oil via trucks. \n\nThey can always use the silk road to journey from middle east to Asia. \n\nLet go back to the 1400s \n\n/s |
| brother why would Iran do this |
| Ah that's why you aren't getting a new wife, she's already a model! |
| 😘 |
| I have no idea what’s going on, everyone seems to be on a completely different wavelength. This is giving flashbacks to my bpd ex |
| Neither Israel or Iran want a ceasefire lol |
| Thanks, I m saving on reading glasses |
| It's funny they are talking like there is some peace deal when Whiskey Pete said earlier today, "We negotiate with bombs." |
| How people are still talking about it is even more astonishing to me |
| These bears man... \n \nImagine betting against THE United States of America. Have you never had a cheeseburger? Have you never drank overpriced beer at a ballgame? Have you never marginalized women and minorities? 🦅🦅🦅 |
| Damn right |
| How many uppy downy cycles are left until trump declares victory and runs away? |
| rude |
| NEXT MONTH ALREADY? |
| this is squidward tennisballs, sorry! |
| I ain’t buying shit until I hear from John Iran directly |
| I wish this weren't true, but I doubt $1b is anything to OpenAI at this point. |
| It's a selloff boys. Bol celebrate too early |
| The fact oil companies keep going up despite oil prices "going down" shows how nobody even believes this fake number anymore. You don't buy an oil barrel below $140 nowadays |
| Chevron obviously has puts lmao |
| We don't even know who the US is negotiating with in Iran, to be clear. Could be a complete puppet that is not accepted, then we get a historic repeat. |
| And people are paying it. I have clients that came to us looking for allocation at that valuation months ago when they announced they’d IPO at 1.5T. I really wanted to liquidate the fund so I didn’t have to take my carry in shares. I want nothing to do with SpaceX at over 1T in value. |
| yea they can go fuck themselves lol |
| AH is gay |
| Iran like face saving exercises, if they remain in power and agree on an end then they can claim victory to their people and clamp down harder on dissenters. |
| We need another paper trading competition |
| I mean, it matters if you have positions that are getting crushed regardless of reality |
| Thoughts on Cathy Woods taking a page out of the VCX playbook and uplisting ARKVX? |
| What if they had done a reverse split like Citigroup? |
| Peace deal and then Israel’s like fuk no, thanks for the help but it’s your turn. Then it’s so over. |
| I really gotta stop buying options at open based on vibes and just wait for a strong buy or sell signal before getting in. |
| Doesn’t matter, that’s when the billionaires lock themselves in their underground bunker biomes until we all die off. |
| It's crazy how this was broadcasted so hard in squawk feeds when the article itself admits Iran would never agree to any of it |
| Paper tiger |
| banbet that shit |
| Why hasn't gamestore been flushed down the toilet yet? |
| Good. Fuck this retarded scammer.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/20hyrjxdh2rg1.jpeg?width=1360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=503f664af12668a81b660912fc8e8cfc3db09644 |
| Maybe stop? |
| u/31andnotdone |
| Shit's about to get fucked up |
| It would be great if there was a deal negotiated where Iran could enrich uranium only enough to be used for fuel and we audited them to make sure they adhered to it.\n\nIf we manage to make such a deal I sure would hope no one takes us out of it 🙂\n |
| Iran should just mine the strait and call it a day |
| So the same exact things they have been demanding for decades? |
| It doesn't, but they don't have any military experts calling the shots it's one orange idiot and a bungling gaggle of sycophants. \n\nAmerica has unfortunately been desensitized from all the horrific footage of children getting blown up/shot in Gaza, and we've repeatedly learned his supporters will eagerly support no matter what. |
| 내가 원하는건 넌데 필요한거 넌데 |
| dont get me wrong i use chat gpt and pay for it every month by why tf would MSFT invest so much in a company that burns SO much money |
| If you wonder why market is up it’s because I made greatest sacrifice I sold 86 HPE calls at open and 172 SMCI calls. Well over 30k if I held until market close but at least tonight I will sleep hope you figure out how to do the same. |
| Pretty much..it as if the market assumes Iran would accept one form or another.. \n\nMarket maybe in for a rude surprise... |
| Iran also wants US military out of the middle east |
| Nope, computershare will send some code to my address seems like. |
| send it |
| "He refused to meet me" vibes from HBO's Rome |
 https://x.com/BRICSinfo/status/2036564262697456015 x.com |
| You fucked up, on wsb there are people who made millions thanks to the quality information and education that was spread. To say this bullshit there are other tags ... |
| If Iran agree on the ceasefire then TACO and Netanyahu will have enough time to repositioned before the next move and if they don't agree then they'll use it as an excuse to keeps bombs Iran because Iran doesn't wants peace. |
| Or “my space memestock” trading at 1000x P/S is undervalued because SpaceX is 1.8T” |
| Are you winning Son? |
| The inflation based economy where you just keep losing purchasing power so asset owners can get even richer. If purchasing power goes to 0, how will the economy even continue to function? |
| Saxo. |
| Bears u lose again hahaha |
| The only thing that actually matters is the Strait. If you don't see ships flowing through there the fake numbers you are seeing mean nothing. |
| Comments that will make people leave this sub momentarily. \n\n1) what’s going on with 10Y ? \n\n2) can’t believe 🥭 said this and got away? \n\n3) What happened at 4:19pm? \n\n |
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| Lubed up dik in a box |
| Dang look at ARM go🚀 |
| Make sense because Sora is their most expensive tool |
| Another pump and fade or is it here to stay? 🤔 |
| Make the market move during market hours again |
| because some trump cronies wanna earn their billions from oil shorting first |
| I love how every failed trader in this sub recites this to themselves before they go to sleep every night to comfort themselves. 🤣 |
| Calls till Friday. Puts over the weekend. Duh. |
| Good thing i don't own openai stock |
| WHAT NEWS pumped the market in after hours? |
| Is Donnie just endorsing every regard in the country? |
| Reporting |
| Sorry, you won’t get it 🤣 |
| So market pumped on a concept of a ceasefire that Iran hasnt even accepted? |
| I'd rather buy puts at the bottom than to ever buy Microsoft again |
| I see what you’re saying — OP’s profile *does* look kinda weird, and sketchy hypeposting is wild on some subs these days. That said I’ve seen oil/refiner stocks like **Valero Energy** move based on crack spreads and margins when crude price action gets spicy too — but tbh that’s way more technical than the OP made it sound |
| They should send ICE there, cause they are already budgeted. |
| Don’t give me hope like this .. |
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| Whomst |
| Nah Friday is pump. We haven't had a solid Friday in a long time. Thursday is the dump. |
| 450 you mean? |
| Alexa, play Saved By Zero by The Fixx |
| They sent missiles instead |
| Art of the deal. Berz r fukt. \n\n🥭 sucks, expect some really good buttfuckery like shorts mass covering. |
| just wait until they roll out the DJT version in late 2028 |
| "Money" |
| American exceptionalism demands they fold like lawn chairs |
| Ho Lee Fuk. Should I eat steak tonight or wait for breakfast |
| Probably "ground troops and you all disappear, or take this ceasefire and keep power" |
| Can you explain what’s the difference it makes when it’s paper loss? You still Lost money right.. I play options too and I don’t get it |
| Down over 50% in three months\n\n> wasn't a terrible trade\n\nI like this subreddit |
| This will probably be automod deleted but whoever sees it, enjoy lmao\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2036007850904866964 |
| Mr. Gorbachev, tear down these calls! |
| IRAN REFUSES PEACE TALKS WITH TRUMP'S 'BACKSTABBING' NEGOTIATORS - TELEGRAPH |
| Are you certain it wasn't for a being a child? |
| He answered that yesteday . lol\n\nHe’s like “it would be nice to have “\n |
| Who cares about the billion, why is OpenAI killing Sora? |
| “Markets too expensive I’ll wait to buy a dip” and when that dip comes it’s “end of the world” \n\nQuit being a lil bitch, take those few hundred dollars grandma got you for Christmas and buy the fucking dip… to understand “nothing ever happens”, you have to understand that brief moments of happenings, ARE BRIEF 🤣\n |
| Maybe I should set up a bogus news network to cause market swings. Market is running on hopes and dreams 😂 |
| Shhhhhhhh |
| No I didn't have time to buy the fucking dip. Fuck! |
| 200 billion is to replace weapons and air defense ammunition and marines get moved around all over the globe regularly. If the 82 gets moved that’s a different kettle of fish. |
| Hahahahaha you’re getting liquidated & it shows 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Iran did not deny it this time |
| hyperliquid. 24/7 |
| honestly hilarious |
| I fucking hope and pray this blows up in all their faces. Nvidia chased the easy dollar. Fuck em. I hope they burn. |
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| potentially if we throw Israel under the bus, but they would obviously escalate the fuck out of this in response |
| Bers in denial |
| Good but can we get the same hate towards Palantir and xAI? |
| Is your dishwasher running?? |
| 😂😂😂 |
| He doesn't need a purity ring. \n \nSammy is too worried about Arab money drying up to even think about cocks. |
| WHERE IS WALLSTREETSBETS FAVORITE MILF, WE NEED GUIDANCE |
| I want 300 |
| thats okay. debt free now so money is just a number on a computer screen from now on |
| At this point I don’t even care if I miss out on the next rally. To fuking exhausting. There will be better times ahead in my life not dealing with this regard. |
| What did mangussy say? |
| No I guess. PAAAAAAMP it. I have calls |
| Hot |
| fidelity and Schwab does |
| Needs to be three times softer. |
| BOLS SENDING BERS A 15 POINT PLAN ON ENDING THE WAR LMAO |
| Ok |
| “It is easy to pick up the rifle. It is hard to put it down.”\n\n-- attributed to Chief Joseph in the 1975 made-for-TV film *I Will Fight No More Forever* |
| Lord Ayatolldomort |
| It’s on a need to know basis |
| Because a ceasefire to Israel and 🥭 is you cease we fire. |
| It’s back to entry now |
| **You're probably wondering where in the movie you are at now:**\n\n>*"You know what they're doing, right?"*\n\n>*"Yeah, they're unloading them."*\n\n>*"They're selling their dogshit CDOs, then they go to another bank and then short the shit they just fucking sold!"*\n\n |
| But was it profitable? |
| What platform allows after hours orders? |
| My ass hurts |
| I once thought the same and ended up with a half-burnt garden experiment, so maybe start small before lighting anything |
| 9 or above for this ride |
| is this real. No way he allows them formal control of the strait |
| “Iran sent a gift, a really valuable gift, a oil and gas related gift”\n\nWas it half a barrel of crude? |
| You'll see. \n\n\nMy explanation didn't post. Too detailed. |
| pump it i guess? |
| Isn't everyone happy we're green? 🤗 |
| Why do you assume I have GameStop? I need to own GameStop in order to recognize that you are a manchild? |
| Just in? That was already said 12 hours ago grandpa |
| Imagine being a fly on the wall in the 🥭 admin. Probably the most interesting and most horrifying experience one could endure. |
| nice try openclaw |
| Isn’t that where people generate the veggie and fruit ai videos from 😡😡 |
| Investors are often told to buy high and sell higher in a bull market. Here, we tend to try to buy at the bottom, hoping that one day the markets will prove us right by rebounding or reacting to some completely unexpected news... But where is the bottom for MSFT? LOL\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bxakekrqg2rg1.png?width=1855&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0abea72009648619fc5d91b29b36367604fce7f\n\n |
| Lol, isreal disagrees with all 4. 😂 (my take) |
| Sounds like forever war time |
| Necromancy to bring back the assassinated Ayatollah. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kk48qkxqg2rg1.png?width=557&format=png&auto=webp&s=21177b08d750e51349b24d956924de6e9192c590\n\n |
| Our government has reached a new level of insider trading and the SEC is nowhere to be seen |
| Proportionally 1 percent of the silver supply demand doubling (for sake of argument) to 2 percent as missiles ect are now consumed does not actually equate to the demand required for your scenario of silver reaching 2000/oz \n\n |
| Market: *PAMP. That. SHIT.* |
| They havent said anything nor confirm. |
| Wait we are pumping on the news there is a concept for a peace proposal from the US? What possible reason would Iran have to agree to one |
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| It's the same as yesterday |
| Hopefully this shit moons tomorrow and then I can short it |
| We have diks in our hands .. that’s all we got |
| Pumperoonie |
| I didnt like day trading? idk what to say. it was too stressful 🤷♂️ |
| I'd say $45 feels like a share price that is rooted in reality |
| Are we witnessing the fall of openai? |
| If its nearly ending why do they need extra $200bn and 3000 marines? |
| idk what annoying me the most... Tesla green or oil dumping.. |
| Welp, 640 at open tmrw lmao |
| The exact same shit is being demanded by both parties that were being asked for *before* the fighting started, there will be no peace deal, and even if they attempt to, its in Isreals interest to keep fighing |
| # BECAUSE FUCK YOUR OIL THATS WHY |
| Lol V bucks went up in price |
| OpenAI announced on Tuesday, March 24 that it is shutting down its Sora app.\n\nI truly Sora was really good.. sad that it got shut down. |
| Take it easy tough guy |
| 358 but don't think it will get there. 368 looks like bottom. |
| Art of the deal baby \n\n |
| Thats the way, congratulations man. |
| lol fair, I actually threw a small chunk into CMC last week just to see how it plays out. it’s kinda nerve-wracking watching steel moves, but the margins got me curious enough to dip in. |
| Zoom out - it’s a second pump. |
| Idgaf how u feel fucktard. |
| “Peace treaty” I guess? Who the fuck knows. |
| Wait an hour before to see the trend. I got lucky on Monday would’ve been lucky today too at the last minute since it touched 651 |
| why oil still down when iran not accepting ceasefire? |
| Joined February 2026 lol |
| 😞 |
| you don't get it guys, there's totally a peace deal but it's secret. iran is launching missiles right now only to keep up the secrecy. |
| Information we knew yesterday repackaged with the word "ceasefire" followed by the phrase "will be announced" despite the counterpart to the agreement having no response. |
| yea so its basically israel is speculating (and hoping they dont do it lol) that the US is working towards a proposal to iran ... even more nonsense than the headlines we got suggested, just totally fake news lol |
| SPY 700 EOW |
| It’s a fucking mouse with wings, Randy! |
| #The thing is mango made that "Iran offered me a gift" comment 20 minutes before market close and there was no reaction. Markets reacted to it after close. LMAO🤌 |
| Imagine sending a plan to somebody who told you to kick rocks and die |
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| JUST IN: Iran's list of demands for ceasefire with the United States \n \n• Compensation for wartime losses \n• Formal control of the Strait of Hormuz \n• No ballistic missile program limitations \n• Guarantees against future military action |
| Why did the indices spike in PM? What news am I missing |
| True |
| One year is meaningless for a stock dude |
| 🤣 one daughter turned one and we plan to have another now. so for now divorce is off the table |
| holy shit ber extinction event tomorrow lmaooo |
| Too many ppl are bearish on msft and goog and they earnings next month just saying in case u wanna buy more puts |
| AI inference chips for edge, their biggest catalyst would be a drone contract |
| Ugh, this gift he’s talking about probably looks a lot like a penis. A gold dildo with cubic zirconia encrusted geriatric balls. \n\nThe gift that keeps giving. |
| AI |
| It also can’t go up beyond the cost of some organic shit. |
| Down 135$ and you want more, your greed sickens me |
| A piece of paper with 15 demands that a third party country delivered to Iran is not a deal You donut |
| Reminder that Sam Altman could moonlight as the co-host and assistant to Blue on Blue's Clues |
| Even if the war ended tomorrow. The economy is still shit, even the fake data we are getting is shit. That's something that he truly can't TACO. Sure, cut rates, but then say hello to a whole Pandora's box of other problems |
| The posts in 2025 are why I'm up like 500% on this one. |
| NIMBY on things for most people .. but everyone feels an energy crisis |
| Can we wake up to tsla 350 tmrw????? |
| It wasn't even on a golden menu like in a restaurant |
| Disney no more in bed with OpenAI? |
| Well Donald needs to learn then cause he’s buying calls and puts together! Obviously Donald the duck |
| You really need to get better at articulating your point to laymen. Please explain in plain English what you’re showing and what the point of your post was. |
| Pump untill thursday to Trap as many Bulls, small dump on friday because No Deal and Armageddon on Monday after the Invasion |
| What is this 420pm candle lol |
| 999 ping |
| Dude is praying for a tweet that simply will not come |
| *ITS A SURPRISE* ☺️ |
| Excellent! Scam Altman is a scuzzball! |
| 'back' to zero? |
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| They said that current year planting fertilizer is already on the shelves. It probably arrived in January since it takes a while to clear customs and unload. So idk |
| 😂 |
| biggest mistake I think you can make when trading is having too many positions |
| Its Bessent and Nutlick buying calls. |
| nah tomorrow trump will invent some other bullshit and market will go up, then only go red in the afternoon later hours |
| on the contrary. besides owning taxes next year im glad I sold. |
| There is a mechanism that Kushner and Witkoff are already working towards. • According to the mechanism, a month-long ceasefire will be declared, during which the parties will discuss a points agreement similar to the one signed in Gaza and Lebanon. • As part of the agreement, severe restrictions will be imposed on the Iranian nuclear program, along with other stringent conditions. • It is doubtful that Iran will agree, but Jerusalem fears that the US will push for a framework agreement and postpone the details for later. • These are the points of the agreement\n\nI just translated the top paragraph |
| I know the 15 point ceasefire is fake because there is no agreement for a Trump Tower in Tehran. |
| Why up after hours? |
| He meant to say incursion but he's debilitatingly stupid and so are the people writing his speeches. |
| This comment has a distinct odor that fills the room |
| Deal is real. 680 by Monday. 🚀 |
| More like Bernies |
| Parents not giving kids money for Fortnite skins? Now THAT is a recession indicator |
| The dumbest thing to happen would be oil down while war escalates |
| Something something, can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. |
| Am I missing something? I have yet to see any evidence of a return on investment concerning AI.\n\nI’m genuinely asking. What production and likewise consumption has been increased that shows growth? |
| Too many numbers for me |
| Welp, someone flip the “days since last blatant insider trading by 🥭” board back to “00”. |
| OpenAI employees in shambles… they’re gonna have shares go worthless like WeWork |
| Need CNBC and Walter Bloomberg 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Splendid! |
| Green by red |
| I mean……technically it was the common cold with a fancy name slapped on it.\n\nBut no, I knew it was going to be around. |
| Nice, now I can't even afford to work. |
| Mickey never pulls out 🍆 💦 🦇 |
| MMs are trying to hold with whatever they can |
| They missed their prime window… 2025 they could have gotten whatever they wanted… that number is dropping every single week the market spirals. |
| some diversification for sure. no more yolo all eggs in one basket |
| To be fair… he did say it would end when he feels it in his bones. Maybe there’s something in his bones telling him it already ended. |
| Appreciate that G |
| 🥭made teslas the only vehicle Americans can use |
| True. I forgot about that completely |
| For sure, definitely don’t believe his tweets anymore and scared to hold anything overnight |
| well done! |
| Lindsey graham seen twerking in a thong to rally the 82nd before they go get shot because of freedom or something |
| Hormuz these nuts |
| It’s going to be extremely when 2 dudes from their mom’s basement have faked this whole Iran wanting peace using AI. |
| Probably more fake news trying to shake up our fun |
| Trump tweeted something about negotiations with iran. |
| Is war over or not 😡. Do we have tariffs or not 😡? 😡😡😡😡😡 |
| Just remember what Warren Buffett says, when things like this happen "freak the fuck out and panic sell". |
| You are forgetting 100 billy in chips from AMD as well |
| Iran has made a peace deal but it is a secret |
| No hormuz? |
| at least unity has some company |
| ok |
| Tf happened to oil at 4:19??? |
| Bulls are gonna look like the goofy bastards they are again by tomorrow 🥱 Iran has mango by his peach colored gooch hair. |
| you can't say you don't hear it |
| Oil up tomorrow? This AH feels incredibly fake, there are no real signs of the war cooling down. |
| 💔 |
| Let's see. If shit goes down tonight come back and say hi |
| "excursions" usually don't include death and destruction\n\nOne may call a weekend trip to Vegas an excursion, a day trip to the beach, etc... \n\n4 weeks of bombing isn't an "excursion" 🥭 u goon |
| Dear Mr algo man. You gotta dump qqq a little for this openAI news. |
| Even Iran knows the peace talks are a ruse for boots on the ground. Friday will be a shit show |
| this is the supposed source of the "ceasefire" news and it does not really say what the translated headlines said https://www.mako.co.il/news-diplomatic/2026_q1/Article-c55ca8485012d91027.htm# |
| Lowkey bullish for Google they have developed better stuff and also probably helps YouTube out as well cause no more crap posted there |
| Ay yo, how many chips are META going to buy. They had chip from NVDA and AVGO. Now ARM’s launched their first chip with META as customer. How much chip does one need for their shitty Threads slop? |
| Typical run book by leaders. Keep the citizens confused and divided so that they can’t fight the gobmint. \n\nBut citizens do have giga power due to their voice and numbers. |
| Israel will not accept this. |
| I need a 100 point move on SPX tomorrow or I'm cooked |
| G G G G G UNITTTT |
| "Jury finds Meta liable in case over child sexual exploitation on its platforms" while pedos still pumping the stock |
| 🥭wants to 🌮so bad out of this … Israel and Iran won’t let him |
| Buying calls during a war. \n\nYeah you keep trying buddy |
| Ima gonna be upset if that store closes and I lose my free games. |
| Precisely why they will escalate or sabotage any type of deal |
| A liar got 10k. How bout this one: fake childcare facilities in CA have scammed millions from govt subsidies through calworks (welfare). Same in Minnesota. \nBut for clarity, your “but…” reply implies that you believe the government should not stop welfare fraud, is that correct? |
| Nooo not big green! Means it will be red by open |
| did all my stocks come together to agree to dilute in the middle of a war and fuck me over? |
| Israel will fight Iran until the last Americans! |
| dude really bought 330 shares of Nvidia and said yolo. smdh. what has this sub come to? \nthis is not granny investing |
| Shakespeare taking notes |
| 5x is not good enough? |
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| Red by midnight |
| You seem very knowledgeable on the topic |
| You'll see I guess |
| i'm 90% sure mojitaba is long dead and iranians trained ayatollahGPT with khamanei's speeches or some shit and is now the supreme leader |
| Send g unit |
| turns out the real sleepy joe was the average joe sleeping safe and sound without a worry for his port |
| kcd2 |
| Lmao. Israel wants to use US so bad. |
| i mean, how else would anyone interpret that, right? RIGHT? |
| Shh not the N word |
| Walter my GOAT |
| Taking responsibility for your mistakes will change your life . In this short post you blamed multiple people, but not the only one who made the decision to trade. I hope you tae this advice as advice and not as someone trying to kick you while you’re down. \n\nBe blessed |
| NYT is reporting on it at least. |
| I'm glad he's looking out for our well-being. |
| if you have 10 friends with pools you can cut a deal with them |
| If your account is so shallow that you can't exercise your options, you probably can't weather volatility anyways. Best of luck 🫡 |
| Macrohard Doors |
Epic Lays off 1k employees. Crazy\n\n  Just a moment... www.epicgames.com |
| Roknodin Javadi? |
| Damn I need to send more dick pics on there then |
| "Netanyahu is reportedly concerned about the possibility of America reaching a bad deal with Iran, per Israeli media." |
| Using what? Two data points for buy the invasion is irrelevant. And trading 25+ years ago is nothing like today’s environment with the algorithms and technology involved in the whole process. |
| That's a billion well-spent lol |
| We got Disney pulling out of Altman b4 I Ran taco ffs |
| Iran should start responding around our market hours too fuckit |
| People are desperate for growth in an economy that has provided none since 2007 (really since about 1999). |
| Where’s JEF? |
| You think there’s any chance Ayatollah didn’t just pay the bitcoin tax and is chilling with Maduro and Palm Beach Pete in Miami? |
| I searched Twitter and found this. No idea who it is or where it comes from. I just wanted to read this slop myself \n\n\nhttps://x.com/LensConflict/status/2036546291719631211 |
| Nobody appreciated how good we had it under Sleepy, now market is in hell 🙁 |
| bars tbh |
| Net and yahoo |
| I don't even know what's going on in Iran anymore. Too many untruths. |
| The messenger will come back on his horse headless. |
| Every time a french reporter says the French prime ministers name she sounds like a dick materialized in her mouth |
| fundamentals matter more than share proce |
| Narrator: “And suddenly he realized his Micro wasn’t Soft anymore. It was Micro Hard.” BOING BOING. Thee end |
| Finally we are going to get a circuit breaker when Iran releases that trump is full of shit at 9:30 AM EST time |
| You guys really don't get it, kharg is the goal for the United States. We want to seize the oil like we did in Venezuela, that was the test run. 🥭 Thinks he's a genius after that Venezuelan debacle, this time he's way out of his league though. |
| no, they're super lonely and too boring to hold the interest of real humans |
| Vatican probably deploying the exorcists rn, I think it's the procedure when the pope issues demands to heretics |
| Do we get to work in the airport bathrooms? |
| If the story is true that Open AI’s newly trained model “spud” is a significant advancement and killing Sora was done in anticipation of shifting compute there for inference demand, bullish. |
| Bring back Biden's market |
| https://preview.redd.it/k02trkj5f2rg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f68e81a6401a9578bbb743a06ff83b90086b994\n\n |
| ‘yer an Iranian, Harry. |
| This guy is gonna send kid rock LMAO |
| Thank u 🙏 |
| Anyone talking about it is included. Like even me now, i'd assign about 37% insufferable rate because of the inference in my comments. \n\nI now need to comment about 3 times about loseses, gains, or drugs & strippers to clear my name. |
| https://preview.redd.it/wjcd3on1f2rg1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=912e3d4b410aab312b54f25a1f204375bb29c925\n\n You piece of shit. |
| So who the fk is responding from Iran? |
| Is the 15 point plan in the room with us now? |
| what is it vs the dow? |
| Chip and a chair my friend |
| ayatollahGPT has spoken |
| IMO it’s inrelevant to what is happening now with AH pump. This looks like response to comments from few days ago already about deploying marines. Just white noise from late event. |
| If he can Taco from this, there is no fiesta he can’t get out of |
| Yup about nuked my starter account on 0dte 650 spy puts |
| What does the product do?\n\n"Currently? It doesn't do anything very well. But future versions of the product will have literally supernatural, inexplicable magic powers. Trust me bro. Anyway you can just make the check out to 'Cash'." |
| Theyre not all getting paid what they were promised homie |
| Guys I bought my first spy puts spreads today! I've been a hard core bull since 2022... so if I got bear curious that must mean the bottoms in right? |
| Harry Potter and the Strait of Hormuz |
| "U.S. AWAITS IRAN'S RESPONSE ON PEACE SUMMIT AS ISRAEL WATCHES WARILY\n\nThe U.S. is waiting on Iran’s response to a possible peace summit as early as Thursday, with mediators involved—but it’s unclear if talks will happen.\n\nTACO wants to wind down the war, but uncertainty remains high. Israel, led by Benjamin Netanyahu, fears a deal that falls short and limits its military options.\n\nWashington says Iran may accept parts of a 15-point plan, including nuclear limits, but there’s no proof and Tehran denies active negotiations.\n\nMeanwhile, the U.S. is preparing for escalation—including troop deployments—while exploring diplomacy. Officials expect at least 2–3 more weeks of fighting as both sides weigh their next move."\n\n--- Walter Bloomberg |
| I just love the STCK |
| The stick is now a monthly subscription service that shows you ads unless you pay extra for the premium tier. It's also half as long as it was in the 90s. |
| Atleast bush sent 50 cent to rally the troops |
| you would think real estate would be hella cheap giving the constant threat of bombing and missile. But mother trucker tel aviv real estate still cost about the same per square footage as nyc pricing. |
| Oh.. anyway… I’ll just take a number 5 with a large coke |
| Damn, that $1 dividend going to take you places, my man. |
| News hitting about 82nd Airborne Division notified for urgent deployment and are now in transit (something that couldn't be kept secret), so Tr*mp and Israel had to counter it with equally strong fake messaging about peace/15-point plan, negotiations, etc. \nThey timed the placement of Wittkov (in Iran) and Vance (in Afghanistan) as counterbalances to create the appearance of "dealing with negotiators and intermediaries" to calm markets.\n\nAnd it looks like markets barely took the bait; USO only dropped back to where it started today, and VIX futures still are notching upward, and the indexes are still down a fraction. \n\nIran is taking a ratchet driver to the bolts in the coffin that's holding Tr* mp's legacy. |
| Ehh I doubt that. Despite the manipulation propping it up, they can’t control panic and “bank runs” when 🍊 inevitably does something catastrophic. \n\nBut can I remain solvent long enough for that to happen? Yes, as long as I catch the upswings with calls, despite being overall bearish long term. |
| Go ahead, come closer 😬 |
| 999 ping |
| ok calls |
| I'm sure that six years ago you were believing the admin bs that C19 was going to be gone by Easter, too. |
| Soon we all going to be working for ICE it will be the only available job |
| After hours and premarket so manipulated I only do SPX 0dte now |
| World leaders need to fear their populations more and we wouldn’t have this shit |
| It's not a matter of IF we're stupid enough as long as 🥭 is at the helm |
| Chatgtp will put MSFT outta business |
| Iran's response. \n\n\n> The one who once spoke of regime change and the fragmentation of Iran now hopes that someone in Iran will engage in dialogue with him;\nthough this, too, is merely an attempt at deception. |
| Calls are always the play. Gotta pick the right stocks tho lol |
| Berz you are so fucked |
| I’ll come so close you won’t even know how much I cum 🐻🌈 |
| Holy fuuuuck. That's hardcore. |
| That’s fucking ice cold holy fuck |
| Are the bros who talk to AI casually basically just training to be managers in the new tech evolutions? |
| Hey why did oil drop like 4 percent like an hour ago? |
| OP proving that jargon isnt the same as insight. \n\nAll he's saying is that right now, Europoor stocks are moving in lockstep while the US ones are not. This usually happens when investors are worried about one big thing (like a war, a bank crisis, or a major interest rate move) that hits every company at once.\n\nThe US is less in lockstep which means that they're all doing their own thing overall. This implies that the US market is less stressed than the European one and less macro driven. \n\nThis is unusual and eventually, either Europe will calm down and its stocks will stop moving together, or the US will get stressed or its stocks will start clumping up too... but which one will it be? No one really knows. \n\nBut hey... cool graph, bruh. Glad your college lets 'tisms on the terminal. |
| 2027 isn't a yolo had more than this on weeklies in my last post and double this on monthlies in current position |
| There's no time for 🥭 to find his way out of this war because he's too busy trying to manipulate the market. Priorities |
| We had the semi bubble, then the quantum bubble, then the space + drone bubble (still bubbling), ram bubble and now the photonics bubble. Look at all these photonics companies pumping 200/300% |
| When did you buy these calls? If you bought calls on spy you could’ve made some money |
| strong support at $0 |
| You can’t level mountainous terrain and we definitely do not have anywhere near enough weapons to level Iran. It’s literally impossible |
| Snap has finally hit its all time low. |
| By your logic we are a murderous regime |
| Where do you think is the bottom for MSFT and if that happened you would go all in ? |
| Ohhhhh no he di-int |
| While this has been going on we've also been starving out Cuba via embargo, which nobody is helping breaking |
| Probably in English too |
| they have been preparing for this for literally 40 years. they are so fucking thirsty for it and if we are stupid enough to send them in it is a guaranteed death sentence |
| oil price will go to 0 when diddy dumps his oil reserves\n\n |
| That's the Comms from Iran:\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2036554648501563899 |
| Shawarmas glow outshines global war |
| It’s a quote from Iran. |
| I think thats logical. It appears to be the later. |
| #WAR WON INSIDE MY HEAD THATS WHAT I MEAN - KING CLOWN TACO |
| Iran's response:\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2036554648501563899 |
| That was the last time we ever saw SPY under 650. |
| gold went down because the Gulf Monarchies had to liquidate so much of it to cover expenses. |
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| Not the techonology. The infastructure that has developed more rapidly than the tech can actually make use of. The internet bubble wasnt caused by a lack of real technological innovation, it was because money was invested in the tech faster than it was initially able to make a return on. |
| CF is -5% after market close. Sold at 127 today only losing around $38. Thx for the pump letting me exit. |
| are you okay regard |
| Bers !!! |
| More and more degenerates having access to the market and you think it's going to end well |
| Missile sirens were going off on the AP Live feed of Jurusalem a few mins ago. Might be a false alarm though. |
| Dafuq is this. |
| People cannot Vibe code Teams either. They can vibe code something that looks like Teams and makes for a nice demo, but as soon as more than 10 people try use it they'll be wondering they've joined a conference call for the wrong company. |
| It's just more volatile |
| I’ve got a microslop |
| I think so too but it's Mad Max |
| I plead guilty your honor |
| rolls royce, RYCEY, RR the stock has nothing to do with the car buisness. it has to do with the aerospace company, defense, and power systems |
| Sending everything they got = accepting.\n\nSending the normal daily volume = rejecting.\n\nI speak drone language. |
| Then you're my lost brother then! Brother! 🫂 |
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| Welcome to the club, if you need help just ask, first, recognize you are sick, second, say your family, 3. Find profesional help, no worries there is life after lost everything |
| Remember when it was “Biden’s economy” and you could make money without trying? |
| Trump really does want to return to the stupid 50's\n\nWhen's ABC spinning up the Happy Days reboot |
| Forest Gump the game is awesome |
| This level of fraud pales in comparison to the top 1%, but here your are vilifying the poor… |
| I’m about to get pulverized tonight if you know what I mean…. Bout to be on Grindr gettin the bbc |
| "We have just one message for the American soldiers: Come closer." LMMMMMMFFFAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO SEND THAT 10Y NOTE TO 6% STAT WE'RE JUST FUCKED |
| The Kharhag golf resort |
| It is gonna pop when big money is not willing to buy into the panic when all retail traders believe its bursting.\n\nIndexes are sideways/ falling for months, after years of parabolic bull trends, when do you think it is gonna happen?\n\nWe have inflation probably coming back bc of iran and mass layoffs everywhere, rwcord debt, and im not into data daily but i think there was also sg about low number of new house sales.\nAnd ppl already spending their 401ks.\nIf ppl not spending its gonna lead to more layoffs.\n\nI think its also a problem that AI investments taking all the money from other areas of the economy. And im not talking exclusively about the stock market, but in real.\n\nAand: many crashes in the prev 40 years happened when a world changing techonogy started to emerge. Computers, personal computers, internet etc\n\nEdit: im not saying tomorrow, but it has to be 2026. We are not getting out of this especially with this government. |
| Loaded 1k shares after I read the Crossroads Cap report. Honestly never heard of them before that came out. |
| Ignore the US insolvency and no new jobs look at this ballroom |
| Banned for antisemitism |
| Bro just quit. Hire a investment adviser. |
| its is very important to live an active healthy lifestyle |
| Everything oil derivative |
| You sir, are correct |
| If a full scale war that disrupts global energy output can circuit breaker the US markets…. Nothing will ever again |
| you're funny |
| Shawarma for dinner |
| Shit moves so irrationally |
| Daily reminder that you’re still in the most entertaining timeline. |
| If you haven't figured it out now, there's no taco. Only jawbone to manipulate prices as a vol dampened. |
| Holy shit. \n\nSora was actually pretty technically impressive.... I wouldn't say useful or profitable, but since when has that mattered for AI? |
| Point 16: Trump Tower Tehran |
| Hope you got calls. |
| I'm sorry, Mr Mouse. Please! |
| “Please invest an entire nation’s GDP in us. We promise if you do we’ll destroy everything you have - entry and mid level jobs, environment, all competition” \n\nSold! |
| https://preview.redd.it/uumqvhj7e2rg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ea1d8abda87730fcfe44b9c93887de7c673a2fc\n\n😅 bought too damn early |
| Isnt pakistan that inbred country that attacked india and tried to fool the entire world with video game footage?\n\nSo \n\n* mangolini's son-in-law and some real estate schmuck in his inner circle talked with some mystery iranian \n* a country of inbreds is facilitating the deal\n* while israel still bombing the shit out of iran\n* while we are sending troops there\n\n# CHECK CHECK CHECK |
| Every time someone says that it gets pulverized the next day |
| Ngl I'm quite entertained |
| 1M, 6M range tells the story |
| hahahahahah |
| I see MSFT is resuming it's March toward $50 |
| Also, you've been blood enemies with this someone for decades, because their grandpa set up your grandpa and got him murked. Oh and their best friend drives by your house once every six months and empties a clip through your front window. |
| $4 for a burger is cheap over here. Still buys you a quality burger if you cook it yourself |
| They prolly sent the 15 pt plan in a PowerPoint presentation like it's a crypto/real estate deal |
| Adderall Dr Pepper and nicotine are the only things allowed in my temple. |
| Every dollar of hard cash that oai is able to procure can be levered to 5-10x the value. 1b investment can be used as collateral to order 10b of chips |
| Jim, I really hope that’s you. |
| AYA and LAC were margin swing trades that I closed out for for 38k profit. PRL trade went the other way on me but all good, it's only pocket change. The only position that matters is TNZ anyway. |
| 💯 |
| Very nice |
| Ew, keep your back hair |
| I have calls and hatefully agree. I’m praying someone from the US Confirms the fukery |
| Again, never said we were winning. We agree lol |
| Well that would make sense so calls |
| I’m already liking this new ceo |
| \nEven $4,000 / oz for gold made some sense, as an inflation sanctuary. \n\nBut $5,500 for an ounce of gold that was 1/3rd that price a few years ago? Completely insane. \n\nI should have sold my silver bullion the moment it hit $100, kicking myself now. |
| Iran is like prince zukko in early seasons. Ain't no ceasefire being accepted. |
| i guess one last hurrah |
| https://preview.redd.it/kq8ywh03e2rg1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c1e198b0cfa2655198ef27831512bd5c12a045 |
| IWM is better to trade than SPY |
| anyone good games in steam sales? I am not interested in stonk sales anymore, so scary |
| What is that a ceasefire for ants? |
| Ceasefire proposal eerily similar to my second wifes’ |
| They were molesting children in Mad Men? |
| They bought puts at the bottom, can’t be an easy thing to come to terms with |
| That company had a very specific set of services it provides.\n\nAnyone could have happened upon it if looking into sectors of GE units, read into the nuclear energy arguments and growing momentum, looked at the wing of a plane as they boarded. |
| and now neither does openai. |
| You're one of us 🥹 |
| https://preview.redd.it/e0h3ie00e2rg1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0f77e694f08386f62bfe5a1caab2a2607b6fe2f |
| Ummmm I used the extremely smart and extremely accurate chatgpt for my taxes and I managed to get an entire year's worth of pay for my federal and state refund! |
| They even spelled out "We Accept!" during their airstrike |
| microslop in shambles |
| One good thing about responding to stress by losing my appetite is I can order a Dr Pepper big enough to kill a European guilt free when I feel like it |
| this pump is so tiny that it's bearish |
| I debated if I could afford a $4 Burger yesterday |
| Ai stocks gonna dump tomorrow on all this openAi news? |
| So a protection racket |
| Of course moving goal posts will never be achieved but terms with actual meaning on the other hand..\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/eh4qbazsd2rg1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7738d1d81bd471000fbc4c863af34fbc11ee3525 |
| Are you WINNING son |
| send me ur port |
| they're cutting a potentially transformative capability due to cost. how is that bullish? |
| I am won Donny tweet away from being rich |
| YOLO deflation is out of control |
| Lmao calls on sticks |
| Iran responding to ceasefire with drones and missles. They must have said yes. |
| yeah…..I sure am going to miss watching all those silly slop videos of Sammy “doing” stuff. |
| boots on the ground, i sleep\n\nrainbow colored jerusalem cruisers, REAL SHIT |
| Oil $1000 |
| Damn, where you get all your clap backs from? You the goat! So smart! |
| when you buy something and your position ends up on WSB feelsbad |
| The market owes me my hair back |
| He gonna tweet out more details soon and ber annos is gonna get prolapsed |
| I feel like I'm not seeing nearly as much bull gloating in here as I would expect after a pump like that |
| Imagine someone breaks into your house and kill your family. You manage to fight them and have their neck…that person then says they want to come to a mutual agreement. You get to keep your tv and only hand over some cash and he goes off on his way. You sign for that deal? |
| Thank God I bought put options. |
| NASA planning to build 20B Moon base. Space is only getting started |
| Do stocks go up? |
| MRLN up like 50% since yesterday. Dayum |
| I’ve gotten some nasty comments too. It sucks to find out that you got got. |
| The best leaders are always 10 steps behind duh |
| Flat by open |
| 1 month ceasefire |
| Ngl I would've gone all in on Enron |
| Even if the war ends we’re just gonna start some shit with Greenland or Cuba again |
| We could literally be up to our necks with big booty Persians right now if the US stopped playing games |
| here here\n\nand now |
| I need the real scam spike to happen |
| $CRCL $COIN after this pull back |
| Wow, I didn’t know war has weekly to daily earnings. Only announced in pre-market and after hours. |
| Some Israeli news channel says there's a deal for a 1 month ceasefire. Prolly fake LMAO |
| Those are the ceasefire alarms lol |
| We inflicted a ton of damage on North Vietnam 1965 - 72. We still had to leave their country on their terms, not ours. |
| CLX - make bleach great again |
| not random |
| The market is still blood red because futes are closed and nobody knows how to trade without them apparently. \n\nBut berz r fuk. |
| I can’t wait to take delivery on 3000 barrels of crude |
| #WE WON? |
| I sold $COST and bought $CELH |
| Welcome to my world..SPY does a fucking U turn after opening |
| Was* u/maxwellhill |
| https://preview.redd.it/gfuesymld2rg1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fefa0eb602a2ae8bd027ce04e1e570dd664b4a1b |
| They know what he likes |
| 💯 |
| only the best for this sub…!!! |
| Godspeed fellow regard |
| what was that random spike? |
| Odd combo lmao (No) |
| There are no missile strikes in ba sing se type shit. |
| Reminds me of shiny metals lmao. I pivoted away from oil into shorting gold instead lol |
| ghislaine is a mod here |
| I can’t believe people are comparing 🥭 to Satan. Yes, he’s evil, but he’s certainly not as evil as 🥭. -ICE T |
| But what if he/she is playing reverse psychology\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8njn01whd2rg1.png?width=1420&format=png&auto=webp&s=372596fdeaef2f70627d03f318c924f1dbf05b2d\n\n |
| come to market casino, we have betting on\n\nshiny rocks\n\npressurized dinosaur juice\n\nmath problem money\n\nand much more |
| OpenAI has 3 years max left to live. It’s way behind its competitors, has questionable ethics, or lack thereof, not to mention Sam Altman is a piece of shit. |
| I only bought 3 380C 1/15/27 \nWaiting for the inevitable dip to 355 to buy more 2028 leaps |
| Did Donny tweet some bs again or what happened? |
| 😭😭😭 |
| I think 🥭 rewatches Mad Men every night and tries to get America back to that |