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| I did that. I ended horribly but I could have retired if it had gone well. My timing was off by 6mon |
| “Yeah goofy old me, I’m hold SaaS and fintech! Market really keeps beating them down so a dip like this isn’t even surprising lmfao” literally who are these people? No one has a gun to your head to hold shitty stocks, is it like a virtue signaling thing? Truly can’t comprehend |
| somehow my avgo 400 puts are going to print? |
| It's theirs when they win, yours when they lose. |
| idk why I'm being downvoted lol\n\nThis is the game lol |
| Markets need to accept that it’s time to >!helicopter!< the >!🅱️ENIS!<. |
| That you are broke? |
| Like the same people posting 6 figure gains when it goes up 1%? |
| HACK THE PLANET! |
| Who are we kidding, tomorrow we’re going to open ATH. \nThe Art of the Deal was the “V” all along. |
| Unlimited trading from tomorrow + overnight index options \n\nI don’t think I’ll ever get some sleep again |
| Blowjobs are better than no jobs |
| If these guys want to really grab the apes attention they should announce they are building a flying saucer. |
| "AVGO will be the next $1T stock" - Jensen |
| Out of interest sake what was the price of the put option? I calculated it to be about 0.2 per contract. Am I off? |
| Jesus wept the AVGO CEO needs some charisma training. It was like a speech at a memorial. |
| That ain't shit |
| Down 0.4 after market |
| Going to prison for hyping the shit out of the stock in a meeting he's not meant to. |
| Real |
| Scare the shit out of anyone else that 99% of the money in the markets including mine has no fucking clue what’s going on in AI? |
| Lol keep prepping |
| We want 720 |
| That's like wallstreet's job.. didn't you watch wolf of wall street... that scene with MM and leo.. it's all fugazi, its the next best thing, the next hype.. that's sort of it.. all of it |
| At this point in my life, I think there are zero people waiting for/rooting for me to die soon. \n\nFeel pretty good about that and what it may say about me. |
| Monica overshadowed the others |
| What the fuck caused the dump? |
| Nothing normal about that, no |
| See what did I tell you regards. THE MRVL PUMP WAS OVER. You didnt listen to me. |
| The Hague. |
| They must be anti society or something. |
| Bro, we have calls, too!!! |
| Make money off emotion and panic its so easy |
| SOXS |
| Alright that's cool but in roughly ten weeks when there is no more SPR, what exactly do we do? |
| Legit might buy AVGO tomorrow if it dips more |
| Bet that 100k CAD SPCE guy isnt feeling so good right about now lol |
| Tom lee sucks |
| Thanks bro! |
| Hock Tan saying that he expects GOOG to diversify somewhat from AVGO, but says he still is going to make shit ton of money. IMO the drop is totally expected from that comment alone. |
| Hey Express my bro! |
| I need liquidity now! |
| June 4th it don't care again |
| Pattern Day Trader Rule Change\n\nJump on in and grab your bags poors |
| No |
| Someone here the other day told me "PE of 80? Tf you talking about it's a PE of 9!"\n\n🤣🤣 Get cucked |
| You know that public and private companies are the same thing right aside from trading on an open market? |
| SPCE on the 12th |
| Lies |
| The sun will rise on us again brothers and Shrek will be there; with his hulking, fat, long, hard, throbbing green hog......glorious. |
| +1 |
| Art of the deal moves tonight |
| Yes that’s 90% of this sub |
| zero cool |
| Possibly true, but OP is just baiting and isn't even trying. |
| Bols have a reason to be confident. Bers have nothing |
| idc what yall say, im a bagholder minimum till spaceX IPO |
| Dude your calls are fucked even if it does reverse |
| This is the end |
| If the market goes down 1% and you get margin called you are way too leveraged |
| I used to work at target and there was a rule where if customers say something was a certain price we could adjust it to that price up to $10 off. We were supposed to call out if it was obviously someone taking advantage of the system but I never did, I told tons of people about this to help time save money. |
| y'all seeing MU drop under 1000? |
| You still holding? |
| some of you guys still believe the earth is round and it shows😹 |
| ARM collapsed like 12% on ER, and now its up 180% since then.\n\n\nSame will probably happen with AVGO |
| reddit plebs btfo |
| 5 body count? |
| fucking GREEN tomorrow |
| APPL V 😭 |
| If this is not a "buy the dip" moment for tomorrow, i don't know what is |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Those with Michael Burrys substack what did he buy recently? |
| I kid you not like 2-3 years ago I bought american superconductor because I knew regards would be doing that |
| Finger in your butt at the same time. |
| Everything is priced in unless there is an extrinsic shock imo. I think it still has ways to go until putin does the putin thing in a few months. |
| 🫦 |
| If you were smart you would short AMD. That shit gonna tank more than AVGO. |
| 🍸⏳🤠🤠🤠 |
| lol |
| thank you, i neede this. you made me feel better about myself... sorry |
| Same |
| Trade. |
| Trade. |
| The worst bulls are the ones who claim to have timed the top knowing full well they are still holding and about to get margin called tomorrow. |
| It'll get there... in September or so |
| Hey Lil E my bro ! |
| blow the door off |
| CHTR drilling to zero 🐓 |
| ANYTHING OH GOD |
| Only hate the road when ur missing home |
| Amd went from 540 to 530...lol |
| And SPCE cadets 👩🏽🚀 disgusting |
| As someone holding a ton of worthless calls \n\n\nI don't think so man 😔 |
| Unlike bols right? |
| Take the profit |
| https://preview.redd.it/ikm48x1t855h1.jpeg?width=708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21f00368fb4c78855decef430fccf6db45767bca |
| futes algos are going to make it as hard to short as possible |
| I was already in. I bought at 7 the other day and sold right at the top, 8.8.... then I rebought at 6.45, sold at 7 again... then I bought after the bloodbath.. but at 5.00... now I'm in it at 5... community bag holder. trading around 50k |
| Bears are some of the ~~filthiest~~ most majestic creatures on earth |
| Des nombres sur un écran..\n\nEssaies si possible d'en transformer une partie en actifs tangibles; auquel cas tu resteras à la merci du propriétaire de ton compte en banque (spoil : la banque)\n\nPs : tu n'es que le titulaire mon gars \n\nPrends gardes à toi l'ami |
| If you don’t learn after the first time…\n\nOh fuck it too many retards in this market lol\n\n\n\n |
| No. I’m his desk |
| https://preview.redd.it/2ykyeb8s855h1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa3f1e78a2398de4e78e5fcf69b12abae42daffb |
| do U guys think it’s normal to throw 6 digits into one stock and pray it goes up |
| I give it 1 hour tops |
| SPCE 👀👀👀 |
| Nvda is the next 1 Trillion dollar stock 🤌😹 |
| Nah the Zios won’t stop. Bibi needs a war to avoid jail. |
| Thats their job yeah |
| Whats the CFO doing tomorrow? |
| I'm starting to see positive news trickle out about Greg Abel. \n\n\nMight be time to yolo Berkshire leaps |
| Should I roll out these AVGO 500c in case it recovers next week |
| AVGO going to pre Dec 11 earnings yikes |
| it helped a ton for sure, but I guarantee you couldn’t get in even if your parents were bill and melinda gates |
| Buying Back good ole NVDA, the OG Chip Jensen |
| I sold all my UFPI 6 months after I left the company because I didn’t agree with how they treated people. It’s down like 50% since then. |
| this whole time i thought we were just joking about being retarded |
| Man do you guys not have a clue on fundamentals at all? This is why yall missed micron |
| War, rising oil prices, inflation, the market doesn't care, but June 3rd is where it draws the line. |
| Maybe we get a ber day tomorrow and then the following a bull! |
| That seems reasonable.\n\nHow do I short my whole country then? |
| Strike AU. Strike Hong Kong. |
| R u really bill Clinton |
| That’s what I’m saying. Ugly for now but a good chance to increase gains |
| Trump took too long and now congress is stepping in... |
| ...that starts with the letter....? |
| All it takes is one fake tweet from 🥭 and all your bear fantasies are vaporized |
| Are we all just gobbling up shares during this crash? |
| >good revenue\n\n>meet expectations \n\n>stock crashes 15% |
| What will you do for $20 |
| Aye man, more power to you. |
| Another ceasefire... Israel and Lebanon... for what it's worth \n[https://x.com/WW3\_Monitor/status/2062298789554028942](https://x.com/WW3_Monitor/status/2062298789554028942) |
| Let's see OMAHA print fast enough at this share price. Strike JPM. Hedge strike. Buy ether but. Strike san Antonio |
| Ahahah, I remember that post, after that I knew to stay away 🤣 |
| Never post here again |
| Why did it drop so bad |
| We don’t say things like that here. This is so rationale comment. Go back to your regard nature,\nplease. |
| Except they submit financials and all claim $20 increases in revenue despite the revenue being previously released announcements, and they haven’t actually received the money. |
| Jensen, is that you? |
| It’s still going there, just not this week |
| I work at Petco and i bought puts because the actual company sucks |
| And AMD bulls LMAO 🤌 |
| Bers are wayyyyy too confident for there to be any sort of significant sustained drop incoming. THE PUMP SHALL CONTINUE |
| I think they lowered future revenue estimates by 0.1%. Not joking. That's what caused a 13% dump. |
| I'm jk bro\n\nI'm impressed if you truly developed this. |
| ☝🏾 This is the way |
| Consider yourself violated by a big red dick |
| Turns out AI is just fancy autocomplete that clubs a baby seal to death every time you send a query. |
| Dude, check the transcript\n\nHe started reading last years numbers before correcting himself |
| Also makes customers come back because the fries are always stacked. calls it is |
| Bears are some of the filthiest creatures on earth |
| Ignore the sea of Red and SPCE locust. CRSR was and is the real play. The CFO is going to hype the shit out of the stock tomorrow. We need to load the fuck up on calls and fuck the bears and shorts. Push past $11.50 and cause them to cover setting off the squeeze. Bears are fukt shorts are fukt. CRSR to the moon! |
| no vabbè assurdo |
| I mean if you haven't get on the avgo train. This dip is a good entry point |
| jane street interns spent all day yesterday telling us to buy avgo |
| Whoever said AVGO to $600… I would like a word with you |
| Will give blowjobs for $10 |
| Narrator: so there he was, behind the dumpster, shirtless and broke |
| BB too |
| From what? |
| Broadcom ceo hiding info hmmm what could go wrong |
| Spend my bag wisely hahaha |
| Why NVDA is sad 🤔, they should be going up 😁 |
| How buying call at ATM and with IV through the roof could be a profitable strategy? Asking for real |
| So calls it is then |
| girls be like: trading feet pics for 5 apples, 2 canned bread, 60$ electrical bill, one trip to Europe, and 5 bags of chips to hornies. |
| the hardest part of trading is the waiting, there is nothing like it |
| Cramer said two days ago he sod avgo, but you all are ungrateful |
| by this logic you it would humans make shit -->Data ---> feeds into the AI --- Humans use AI --->Data gets feed into AI.\n\nThis will be an endless cycle. so at what point do you asked if enough is enough? We will have to build more data center as more data gets added to the AI box. At one point nations, would be filled up with data centers. \n\nWe need to know if it will be profitable first before people take a decision that will cause max amount of loss. We are basically putting all our eggs into one basket. |
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| Strike. Helsinki, print. |
| Ok Burry, let's get you back to your crayons |
| US central command first said that all Iran attacks to Kuwait were intercepted. Later on, Kuwait reported 1 dead and damages in the airport. \n\nNothing to see here I guess. |
| Dayum put it on nyse first and enable options |
| Company I worked for I could have I guess?\n\nStock soared to about $90 the day 1/3 of us got laid off with a new CEO back in 2020, then ended up at $9 a few years later until it was bought by a competitor like a year ago or so. |
| $ASS |
| You mean bots that sell based on broad industry trends, right?\n\nRetarded bots? |
| All I hear is blah blah I am a gay ber blah blah |
| In hindsight look at the past couple weeks, you can see a really consistent rise, it really was all priced in for the earnings drop |
| We have a c-fire deal and its huge |
| I bought a cheap call 🙈 |
| Liquidate |
| Question: how many knocks on the door is the right number? |
| It is the next SPCE but just not how they imagine it to be |
| Today at work I made joke I can retire if NVDA were to grow to 300, and now I have no idea why I thought that reasonable, I'm early-mid career and only have shares. I think it just felt like such an improbably high share price that my monkey brain equated it to my portfolio going x5, even though I don't have that kind of leverage set up at all. Part of me is still wondering why the market isn't set up so that it'll x5 my portfolio if NVDA shoots up that far. |
| I am never recovering financially from this 💀 |
| Fuck your God. |
| Calls it is |
| flat thursday\* |
| It would also face veto with a 3/4 threshold in both chambers to override. It doesn’t mean shit. |
| This shit is probably gonna go back to 460 in premarket to theta fuck everyone |
| yes |
| Eh, it was up 15% in a week. Post ciena er tmr morning will be what needs to be looked out for |
| Some of us still work at Wendy’s |
| I'm about ready to start a business and bankrupt that shit with empty promises and broken dreams. 🤡 |
| I will never recover financially from this 💀 |
| Still more than what i have made the last 5 years 😢 |
| Same boat but MSFT |
| Strike. Hedge. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4neu80k4855h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9df1a2cb56bfd277fbccdedbb975d743e0eda287 |
| Yeah there's no better alternative unless the company got pissed enough to say fuck it and just develop one in-house, it's just not worth the effort nor budget unless you're going to also try and sell it as a product like what CSCO, NOK, and several other tech company does. I did heard that a lot of tech companies are moving from Jira to Service Now because the latter offer pay-as-you-go model for some of their services, it's why Jira's parent company TEAM's stock has been eating shit for months now. |
| JD becomes president. |
| Why not say numbers? No one knows you |
| A $200 billion+ sell off, duh. |
| The bearish sentiment means to double down |
| $ROPE |
| MUU will give the clue. |
| You got hard carried by rich parents lucky spawn so stfu |
| 457.5P reporting. Did not sell before closing. Eating chik-fil-a tomorrow. |
| Print. |
| Who did this? |
| when i was making fun of the space pump and dumpers avgo dump on me.... great..... buy the dip its a great stock. calls |
| It’s funny that people thing shorting shit will be profitable. When this ‘*thing*’, for lack of better terms, starts unraveling it’s not just gonna be a crash, we’re rigged for a complete implosion of epic scale.\n\nSure, shorts will be super valuable, but good luck getting the money when there is no money to be paid out. |
| Could anyone have bought in today? |
| This changes nothing about him being a fucking Neanderthal playing with mommy's money |
| Sp im not the only one in red? |
| Yes. Google it. |
| Can we all here agree that market makers just hate seeing people happy? |
| What’s the deal? |
| Bought the AVGO dip, now they’re going to go bankrupt |
| Yes son, they got greedy and the butcher cometh |
| "I want to own a tiny fraction of a company, whose product and services is beyond my means, class, and station."\n\n--mirror |
| AVGO is the next 1 trillion stock 💀 |
| SELL |
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| 🗑️ |
| I can see Bers gathering in the distance |
| Green shrek dick Thursday 🥒🥒🥒 |
| makes sense since ai chip sales are dowwn after hours |
| Until next round, yes. |
| T & A |
| Like marvel was actually kind of bearish for the day |
| I mean that’s not even a ridiculous number? We were there last week it’s not like it’s a massive drop. Well within healthy consolidation territory |
| bro is exhausted from re-upping mega billion frontier contracts. hes not a great communicator and slightly regarded but all the numbers are as is expected. this dip is just an opportunity for the instititutions to re-up where broadcom was trading last wednesday |
| My Doordash order just got dropped off by someone driving a Tesla. Economy confirmed dead. |
| Canary in coal mine |
| Thats what they get for killing VMware |
| Market still bullish |
| just rage-bought 25,000 more Tilly’s |
| I couldve sold my NVDA yesterday for $900 gain but instead I’m bag holding with -$900 now 🤡 |
| When can I be the CEO of an AI company. All these fools are doing it wrong. They are not forward looking enough. H100 blah blah. Obsolete already. |
| When you have no life and live on r/wallstreetbets, and it’s your first time seeing the original post from 44 days ago... so it must be too late now. |
| New ATH friday for all thats all this probaly doesnt mean my waffles are done |
| Welcome to the line for MARS. |
| I'm in SaaS and Fintech buddy. S&P could've gone to infinity, this sector doesn't give a shit. |
| Disgusting bers selling\n\nUnthinkable and immoral |
| PM you my boobs you say? I'm a man, but no problem |
| Why is that |
| It's worked twice already in the last year\n\nAnd both times it bounced at -20% and closed at -10% or higher. Easy money |
| 100000% |
| "$AVGO bad numbers. AI is dead!" \n\n-mentally retarded individuals |
| green tommorow anyway |
| Who's dumber, SPCE chasers, or people jumping into OPEN thinking it'd be the next SPCE |
| So AVGO didn’t go 🤔 |
| The end result is a bunch of trillion dollars companies who just have spent hundreds of billions to build data centers that lose tens of billions.\n\nAll the revenue that AI promised was just made up...unless you're design chips, produce chips or are the construction worker installing the chips. |
| Missed on revenue |
| Tick tok. Oil. |
| $1.5k |
| Weak conviction |
| MMs pumped the market, waited for everyone to buy at higher prices\n\nnow they're dumping and the rest hold bags |
| Theoretically - what happens if I sell covered calls on a thinly traded stock and then get margin called?\n\nIf there’s no sellers for the calls, I can’t close them. Can’t close the share position until the calls are closed first. \n\nIs this a free money loophole? |
| because you didn't have a crystal ball and didn't want to risk 1.36k |
| It’s going to get ugly again I think. Ohh well. Overall still bullisj |
| great advice honestly |
| NOTHING IS FUCKED, DUDE. |
| If company profitable share price infinity. |
| Print. |
| Quickly, to the dooms day plane! It's over folks. |
| 😂😂 |
| Ally purchased a lot of the shitty toxic loans from Carvana. If people start defaulting on their car payments, which they already are, it's gonna hurt them a bit |
| Oof AVGO dropping to levels not seen since 3 weeks ago |
| Missiles flying in the middle east and trump saying it'll go on till September are probably the major reasons. |
| He's gonna need to talk from an orbital data center while being serviced by a nuclear powered adult entertainment unit |
| Yeah the market is all manipulation and fraud. I saw micron crush earnings with a forward p/e guidance of 5 and the stock sold off. Lmao its all fraud in the markets. SEC is all fraudsters too |
| CRASH SELL EVERYTHING OMG!!! |
| What % of their overall revenue is from software sales lol |
| What if 🥭 ded? |
| You’ll survive. You’ll just be poor lol |
| Yes |
| Bought AVGO 450 put just before the close |
| Visual Success 👍 |
| Which means they can get it all back in 5 days lol |
| Is AVGO a boomer stock |
| It didn't beat some revenue estimates |
| It’s inside if you reasonably expect them to drop based on general performance due to something you know that the public doesn’t. \n\nI don’t know how it would be actionable if you think it’s going to drop because you realize you’re surrounded by retards |
| went from 6900 to 7630 in less than a month and your talking about poor red days? Like literally broke massive records of consecutive Green Day’s and weeks |
| And I would halve again |
| By lunch |
| iran will let more and more oil through for money, US will cease airstrikes, major news channels told to drop the war as a whole, they stop even calling it a "special military operation", they start just talking about "bad guys in iran" whenever anybody asks, and this could last forever. we already live in ideocracy, it is entirely plausible that there is never any real resolution to this, and that nobody cares |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/WatcherOfMinions made a bet that MRVL would go to 400.0 within **1 day** when it was 317.881 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Never meant to be |
| Growth slowing, everyone knows it has to happen |
| Nokia WHHHYYYYYYY!!!! |
| Margin calls AMZN |
| Me and the boys gonna yell Ai at the new york stock exchange to fix avgo. Anyone wanna join? |
| Buy put then "accidentally" doing something catastrophic like pushing something directly into main instead of prod or shit like that.\n\nnot an advice, you are going to be responsible for your own acts |
| After reading the new 8K that dropped tonight for $BGDE I’m debating if I sell my kidney or use my child’s collage fund to go all in. It’s a coin toss |
| Dusted off the he hate me\nJersey today |
| I managed to sell my tech positions 2 days ago, and move to boomer stocks, and that dip is not affecting my port at all. |
| I hear what you’re saying, and what I think you’re saying is: C A L L S |
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| it's today |
| poots? 🍑💨 |
| it won't, bro |
| FO |
| Wait until tomorrow 🥹 |
| if you liked it at 479 you should love it at 419 |
| Crypto assed out today. Tomorrow I'm buying buttcoins. |
| Mods |
| Print. |
| Oh shit and the algos trashed the stock in a millisecond because they react instantly and don't give a damn about context. |
| That’s always the case. Puts or calls it doesn’t matter. |
| He said that in the same way that SPCE is pre-IPO SpaceX.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jdro8fpf755h1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3033fd19526b7a8904daed88506492565c4d397 |
| Bottom is in |
| just buy the dip i would even call it |
| Sophie rain is not sex trafficked, I doubt sex traffickers want their victims to get incredibly famous and wealthy, and it’s major stretch to say a majority of girls on OnlyFans are sex trafficked. They likely have a lot more autonomy over their money and how they want to present themselves vs a strip club or something. |
| Good. But. |
| https://preview.redd.it/tivqog5f755h1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a62eceaf622529fac917fa1c4d63af4f34ded907 |
| Gonna need a couple of Axios tweets and Jensen talking on stage to get this to green by open |
| This SOXS company is pretty good. I'm up a decent amount in AH |
| My calls expire November, will I survive? |
| When you’re right you’re right. I started my account 8 years ago and it’s only up 20%. DCA into QQQ would’ve been nice |
| lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/z9oa89ce755h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bde0f9e788cff6057304b9ccc1af93ad79b9b00 |
| ASTS tomorrow |
| Axios planning a colab with truth social to save the market. 😅 |
| "$AVGO dogshit! better sell $MU!"\n\n-a literally retarded person |
| No it was always 6 months away |
| just gotta take the L barring a bounceback |
| NVDA and data centers |
| Print. |
| Dang I look like a bot 😭 |
| Man I had a tingling in my nuts and bought weekly $420 puts for AVGO and sold them for a tiny profit literally at 3:59 before close only for it to actually drop 15% 🤡 |
| I'm at 10, 12.50, 15, 20. See you in our lambos. Also LULU will go parabolic. Loaded up on $140 and $160 calls. We retiring Friday |
| ‘My death was…GREATLY exaggerated’ -spy tomorrow |
| Chill bro lol. You only lose when u sell 🤣 |
| RDW |
| Spy |
| $0.01 each |
| I love how you can have 5 green days in a row, and then all of the gains from those days are gone in a single red day. Awesome. |
| 15 bagger |
| That’s what i came here for |
| Do you do it directly on an exchange like Coinbase or use ETFs through a brokerage? I should buy IBIT puts or inverse ETFs |
| My port touched an all time high at one point today\nDon’t know about tomorrow doesn’t look good |
| Death rumor \n\nEdit: well a tally a stroke rumor this time |
| Didn’t the algo volume pushed stocks so high without real money? Semi stocks went up like crazy within last 2 months which they did not had in their entire life of existence. |
| Avgo triple beat and raise then collapse? Lol |
| Im picturing nvda back to 209 to lower my expectations |
| #Imagine buying OTM calls at the top |
| Good plan, SOXS is only down -99.97% from inception. |
| Claude, pop the AI bubble before Anthropic IPO. Make no mistakes. |
| Have you been here today? 🫠 |
| Liar |
| crwd dumping after stellar earnings, raising guidance, and upcoming stock split is crazy. profit taking time for the big boys i guess |
| This guy margins! |
| This guy margins! |
| Kinda funny how that dump is mostly from the tech sector. Rotated from tech to boomer stocks and literally nothing is happening to my portfolio right now while the whole index is down 1%. |
| Buying? |
| The bear case is valid, but the certainty is too damn high.\n\nAn oil shock can hurt growth, but it doesn’t automatically mean a crash. Liquidity is still strong, earnings are holding up, buybacks are real, and passive 401k flows keep buying mega caps every paycheck.\n\nCorrection? Sure. Epic crash in 1-2 months? Doubt. |
| How could you forget the Yen carry trade unwind?? BOJ interest rate decision on June 15/16. \n\nUSD/JPY currently sitting at $160.052. It hit $161.943 when the carry trade unwind happened in June 2024. |
| What? It’ll open under 750 bud |
| Still 9 days left. It could happen |
| Going full regard if spx smh drops to 21 ema. |
| Same. 😢 |
| Are the bols finally fooked? Please tell me their fooked\n\nJust leave my AMZN calls alone |
| CALLS |
| Victoria's Secret only grew sales by 15% YoY and are up like 170% for some reason, they get special treatment because they were connected to Epstein.\n\nA good chunk of other companies are going down in value despite beating earning expectations and having meaningful growth. |
| i don’t post my yolos on this sub. can look at my pf if you wanna see my yolo of literally the rest of my port in SPY puts |
| Tech and bitcoin will sell off for funds for spacex |
| Was there a tweet |
| it ran up a ton pre earnings, basically at the price it was a week ago |
| Tim Jensen say something |
| I trust him to do sh** |
| Why? He'll just say "YES WE'VE REACHED A VERY REASONABLE DEAL AND THE STRAIGHT WILL BE OPENED TOMORROW" and walk away from it.\n\n\nMeanwhile iran will just say "that never happened"\n\n\nAnd then 🥭 will say "FAKE NEWS OMG" |
| How’s my NVDA calls looking? |
| lmao the bear market is here |
| Lol dude I've been a gay bear for like 2 years and I can tell you being a gay bear gets you nowhere. Okay? It gets you nowhere\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xdf9ge08755h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27ef3433bfd8b6682160c07ac7b66d82346170ab |
| SPY 750 is not a meme lmaooooo |
| Imagine buying calls at the top 🫵🤣 |
| Bag holding since the top dog did the test flight stunt announcement, then the day after withdrawn all the liquidity to cash in idiots like myself that took the bait, and bricked the shares to the underground.\n\nLesson learned. |
| Ouch.. |
| Syntax error |
| $0 |
| AVGO still way better than BTC |
| the entire thing is owned by big rael project.... no peace this year.... |
| It’s fucking pointless. I sold for like a $150k gain and somehow the IRS knew and fucked me big big. Like if I can’t use it to evade taxes, what’s the point? |
| "Hey ChatGPT, generate a script for me to read for Q2 AVGO earnings"\n\n"Sure thing"\n\n***proceeds to quote Q2 2025 data*** |
| Actually though |
| I prayed every day the last 2 months for blood red and it looks like daddy ber god might finally maybe possibly come home from that cigarette buying trip he left on back in april. |
| Set yer fill orders for SOXL.\n\nI dialed mine in to right around 223, which would be a 20% drop |
| All but a handful of them are bots\n\nI am a bot, for example |
| Y'all need to stop thinking the boomer stocks are going to be next leaders in AI/Quantum. |
| How do you get a margin on de giro? |
| I'm fully in the camp of a crash by year's end is looking at least looking pretty possible enough to hedge things properly. But we don't tend to go 60 to 0 in a second. Today was outside the expected move, so hey you have actual concrete signs finally of a trend reversal. But it didn't really happen until after hours. How much of this was just AVGO and Crowdstrike getting nuked? We'll find out tomorrow. Now don't get too excited. We needs days of actual evidence to tell us if we just end up range-bound again, if we actually see more than a slight pullback, etc. |
| Concept of a theory of being close to talk about a possible unacceptable deal that gives us what we had before we fucked up the Pottery Barn. |
| We moved to NOW because we stopped using jira lol so you’re correct |
| Pay your mom back 10k and use the rest for whatever. |
| $SBIT |
| Robinhood has it |
| Today it was broadCON! \n\n$2.3 trillion co! \n |
| “Spit on that thang!”\n-Hock Tuah |
| Reply with how much u lost on spce here |
| For Robinhood maybe |
| accept a loan from your crack dealer and promise to pay him back in BTC (via cashapp) |
| What stock under $50 should I throw some money at? |
| Cerner, which is the EHR platform they own, makes me want to short Oracle into the ground |
| AVGo such garbage lol. |
| Technically it did rally from 65k to 82k it s just stocks rallied the same with a lot less risk lmao |
| Does SPY bounce off of $750 tomorrow or do we keep dipping |
| You realize most of their valuation is because of hardware right? VMware users being pissed isn't really even a factor in Broadcom stock price.\n\nThey're aware no one's happy with their licensing and pricing on the software side. But not only is their software revenue growing but VMware revenue is also growing. This is a pretty classic Hock Tan strategy and it's worked in the past for him.\n\nLong term maybe everyone be migrates off VMware but if Broadcom can extract enough value before that they'll still post a financial gain, which is all investoes care about at the end of the day. |
| Anthropic can cancel anytime with 90 days notice though, so if that happens they’re fucked |
| Why the fuck would Msft move lma |
| I'm in on $PL for tomorrow. Let's see who does better! |
| They’ll dump harder than us. |
| Same. Like a lot more money\n\nAt least nvidia helped me from it being far worse\n\nI'm sad\n\nFeel like buzzlightyeae wheb he realized he's a toy |
| It’s going back down. More discounts |
| time for another ceasefire deal soon |
| Bigger than NBIS and HUT8? Aren't those simply larger companies that Keel can't compete against? I'm just asking, I don't know. I'm just wondering how high Keel can go and if even getting close to HUT8 price is even possible. |
| So buy the dip? |
| You’re right but last week was more intense |
| Curb your ADHD and learn to fucking read before replying retard |
| Surprisingly, oil is dropping as well. |
| It's both circular and jerkular |
| Washed up cougar woman of a telecom company. |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I’d short it at $2 too |
| Damn you’re certainly late to the party lol |
| literally the day after I decide "fuck it I'll just join the uppie madness" fml |
| Is this why everything is red? Caught me by surprise today.. |
| how come all red activity is always after hours lmao.. |
| 🚭 |
| Pass. I’m not a ghey bear. |
| Trading FDs will do that to you if you pick the wrong direction. 0dte 10 delta lol. |
| Hahaha I don’t think knowing that your coworkers are retards is an actionable insider thing. |
| Schneider Electric? Eaton? |
| Saving for later |
| `bool $is_fuk = true;` |
| I smell your mom. |
| I had to zoom out the to the weekly to feel good. |
| So close |
| The name is Broad Cum but it's gonna make me not |
| ah shit here we go again |
| Mago better announce peace tomorrow to save the market |
| MMs cant let the market correct too much since they have to unload SpaceX ipo first |
| BITI is good \n\nor IBIT puts |
| They need to lose more money like Intel |
| That shits been dumping all year while stonk market has been hitting ATH |
| It'll recover it's only bad for option players |
| Spy 40% tech is wild |
| What goes up must AVGO come down 😭😭 |
| Same here. But it was a strange coincidence |
| Its been dumping for months |
| Thought about Broadcom puts, but they always go opposite of my thoughts, so didn’t play. This time it goes down. Womp womp |
| noticed it says q2 2025 like they’re planning wayyy ahead |
| Can you explain this in retard terms pls |
| Broad con |
| I fully expected to miss out on profits though. I actually sold right before the absolute top, left about $5k on the table. |
| Uh oh. MRVL experiencing elevated volatility according to RH. \n\nIsn't that the death mark or some shit? |
| Double down!!! |
| I’d take ORCL over NOW lol |
| They’re running this shit now. |
| Yes always |
| green by open |
| I just assumed that money was moving into stocks |
| Double down |
| Today sucked but I zoomed out and it's all better now |
| He’s one of us, one of us! |
| Market is going to recover at market open when broadcom goes up |
| First time? |
| How do you short crypto? I’ve never tried it |
| Space stocks really got fucked today… sell the news prior to the real $1.7 trillion turkey? When does the road show start? Do we see some sympathy plays? |
| Smart |
| Thank u |
| A much more expensive one too. How many of us gonna drop a few thousand or even 100k on black or red? |
| I need to apply for SNAP benefits tomorrow. Thanks IBM! |
| wtf is a broadcom |
| Still too pricey. Better go for animal feed grade, class D, the shit that's barely fit for animal consumption. |
| Decisions like my port are why I had to move back home at 33 |
| I assumed $420 would be a fair value of AVGO and was thinking about buying Puts at $440 for about $5.50 each with a potential to make 3-4X. Decided too risky of a trade. Oh, well.\n\nFYI, I think MRVL will decline but I think MU will, after earnings in June, go way up.\n\nThere is clearly a massive shortage in RAM that will continue to drive the massive increases in revenue to MU. On the other hand the demand for what AVGO and MRVL make did not seem as strong. |
| My account at new high today thanks to crypto shorting |
| RELEASE THE KOREANS |
| I bot a competitor when I knew they were underpriced after a sector selloff. Baby thrown out with the bathwater situation. |
| Welp, futures just dumped lol |
| BTC dumping maybe was the signal ? |
| Please don’t use the lords name in vein |
| Wait Trump said that? |
| I'm just *jazzin* around |
| Deez nuts |
| Hawk Tuah dropped his notes. It was like that butterfly in Brazil thing |
| It's Joever 😭😭 |
| Don’t worry, bulls. Axios is dumping their last 12 peace deal articles into GPT for a re-run as we speak. You’ll get your pathetic bump here soon. |
| time for axios drop |
| Goddamn market just shot the fuck out of $AVGO over a "perceived" semi gross margin decline and just reiterating chip $100B revenue. Not sure this thing going back up tomorrow. |
| https://preview.redd.it/geg0iv3g655h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1dc8d1a749ad22e30baa91627d99ad54493e818\n\nYou’re not wrong |
| they get tinder dates? LMFAO |
| This aged like milk |
| He seemed old/tired and confused during this call. |
| Its a dog eating, dog fooding, dog shit world. and we just live in it |
| End of the day despite all the stereotypes, they really only do it to look pious. Religiously speaking, they're probably some of the most performative people I've interacted with regardless of where they came from. Iranians being more liberal is one thing, but I've met those from hardcore countries(Afghan, Palestine, Indonesia, etc) who'd do anything from drinking to fucking escorts, but draw the line at eating pork.\n\nFor context, I'm in tech field so they're everywhere, cybersec specifically. Still somehow better than jeets in-terms of hygiene and personality though, they started taking over middle management and clearly were trying to replace everyone who weren't from their country. The whole great jeet replacement shit forced me to internal transfer 3 times in the past 4 years since I outranked them but I also don't want to deal with them. These animals shit all over the place, the few branches I was at there were overrun had high sanitation dept turnover rate because they broke down from cleaning shit off the wall and floor every fucking day |
| His cult following gonna be his exit liquidity lol |
| Zero chance unless 🍊turns on Israel they aren’t letting Iran get away with the strait+ their nuke program. US can just walk away with its tail between its legs? Petro dollar will die. They can’t just end it |
| I am about to be homeless. Guess i shouldn't use my house for loan and go all in |
| SPXC will be the one people actually buy on accident. \n\n |
| BLURSEDAY |
| https://preview.redd.it/q2hig2cf655h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d206cd7527f7892fb75a1cd74cec6e09f0d53109 |
| Me too lol, I needed confirmation |
| ITS OVERRR |
| Gonna need to downgrade my steak from Wagyu to USDA Select tonight. |
| There is no point on crypto when mega caps move like this 😉 |
| Yeah. Ima have to look at offsetting gains later in the year |
| Yea but my calls need fast unhealthy upwards movement for at least another week |
| The war is over guys |
| MSTR $2 is optimistic. |
| This is the week of Girly stocks. Victoria secret first, lulu is next heard it here first |
| Get fucked. |
| Really glad I got greedy and didn’t sell a 40+% rally in NOW and just watched my gains get cut in half |
| May be longer than a week but I firmly believe it'll get back up to target by the end of the year for sure. They're still making billions at the end of the day |
| Can confirm. I turned $500 into $350 after hearing about it late |
| I thought all my coworkers were idiots when I was a federal contractor for a company with a public facing side. Found out we had one of the biggest ESOP’s in the country so not only did it not matter, we crushed it during recession years because the government never stops spending. \n\nKinda depressing that we did so well just because the people hiring us were even more regarded. |
| Time to goon to my imaginary gains until market opens and takes it all away |
| Lol, fuck you bulls and also suck it. |
| Any chance for an epic reversal tmrw or are my SPY calls fucked |
| This sub went from actual interesting posts and people yoloing to new people with 2 grand to their name posting screenshots unironically |
| holy cornball 💔 |
| 🤠🤠🍆🥵 |
| saylor selling ,either forcibly or at his own doing, will be the final undoing of the greatest scam ever |
| Haha, tempted to buy some MSTZ here in after hours |
| I\n\nDECLARE\n\nBANKRUPTCYYYY 🗣️ |
| yeah my buddy shorted pride stocks last time too |
| Doubtful. This would need to be a lot of algo trading or something for it to gain that all back. |
| Ok enough selling now, Asia gonna panic |
| Chips money will rotate into space sector |
| Chocky milk |
| #Futes be DRILLIN just as I be PREDICTIN LMAO🤌 |
| Today was the end of the bulls run. Prepare for deep red everyday now. |
| AVGO-> Another Very Ginormous Overdraft |
| Don’t be so salty. Don’t play AVGO earnings anymore, it always dump. |
| Don’t worry guys I just burned a billion bucks in tokens creating an app with Claude. |
| This hit TOO close to home. |
| It's illegal for stonks to go down but they only enforce the rule on weekly basis |
| Depends if he sold on the little run up like i did |
| I literally had more money two years ago. |
| SPCE |
| Omg shrek me bb |
| Just dca into qqq for ever. You'll never beat it |
| Looks like ramen for dinner tonight. That’s okay I needed to be humbled |
| AVGO got avogoeed |
| 6.5% acceptance rate |
| My stocks are dead. Again.\n\nGod fucking damn this stupid fucking bullshit. |
| Fuck you it was priced in |
| I bought a call today |
| Btc about to be oversold and in a daily rsi channel, it’s gonna pop back up to 75k |
| I put 800$ in and took 2000$ out a two days later. |
| Rope |
| Like every AI model in existence? Most companies lose money for many many years before the profit comes. Good strawman argument. Classic reddit hivemind |
| grifters gonna grift |
| Love the WSB headline before stats load:\n\n\n*Bears aren't even people*\n\n\nYou're right.\n\n\n>!Because we're going to be Gods of Chaos soon.🐻 !< |
| Gonna need a Cock Tan on that thang by open |
| Oops, sorry. 😒 |
| how the fuck a 2 trillion company fall 10% ah |
| Taking profit is good. I have never made big money on SPX puts, only on calls when it makes absolutely no sense. I have puts for tomorrow (I rolled them down today) and already regretting keeping them |
| My account is up 90% after shorting this stock. Most obvious rug pull ever |
| Nice i bought 40 748 puts right at close just on a hunch. |
| Yeah. I think KOSPI will crumble tonight too. |
| saylor rugged crypto losers lol |
| This is a very stupid comment |
| Damn dude yours too? I just did it for mine and the people at target were giving me issues for wanting thst much in gift cards |
| I don’t know how my company makes money |
| Haha thank you! I definitely consider myself a trader vs degenerate gambler but ironically WSB is the best subreddit for traders imo. Not for learning per se but just talking about positions and trades. \n\nThe other trading subreddits are sadly pretty terrible and full of bots/scammers. |
| IRGC ain't going to accept a deal that doesn't involve them having nuclear production capabilities, and possibly even one where Israel continues causing problems for Lebanon. \n\nHowever 🥭 handles that catch 22 will define our market for years to come |
| Me, bruh. |
| They did, depending on which consensus estimate you take. |
| Yes |
| SOFI is shit |
| Time, positive attitude and balls\n\nhttps://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8sYNmeQ/ |
| I'm not gay no more I am delivert! |
| # "House passes resolution to end the Iran War" - Congress turn to pump the casino LMAO 🤌\n\n# |
| no, top comment chain was good enough for me |
| Me with SAP |
| Men’s mental health month/veterans month. |
| I'm gonna go to Costco with my parents today. Want anything? |
| That's why he's in semi not full |
| 1hp and a dream |
| i honestly didnt expect them to crash the market before musk's ipo |
| This is certainly not the place for your concepts of revenue growth and fundamentals and all that |
| Oh noes! It’s fallen all the way back to levels of…..May 18, 2026! |
| No way 🥭 listens to Congress. No way we pull out like a 16 year old boy saying he got them “skills” to time it right. \nI fully expect some craaaazy shit to keep us in Iran that will make it way worse than it is now. Guaranteed. |
| ASTS you're doing great sweetie go lower! 😍 |
| For some reason all 3 of these have been following the SPY over the last few months (or longer). This market is unconventional. |
| I only do night stuff |
| magic wand news 🪄 |
| Avgo bulls picking up a triple shift tn |
| Thank you for confirming that this is the bottom. |
| 😮💨👌😃 |
| Nah, Orange-N-Chief will announce some "treaty" or "real cease fire" and tomorrow will be greener than an Irish wedding - am half-Irish, so can confirm |
| was literally going to buy today but my deposit was delayed a day lol guess what I'm doing tomorrow? |
| I think Broadcom crashed everything again lmao |
| My new goal is to make at least $500 a day, 5 days a week. No clue how I’m going to pull it off, but I’m going to get out there and deliver food, work my Wendy’s job, and trade! |
| hahaha is this weed stocks but with silicon ? |
| *translation: we're all going to be btfo to under $2k* |
| Claude subscriptions |
| Damn MU down a whole 0.63% guess its time to sell everything - a fucking retard |
| AVGO exact move in the other direction would have made them worth more than AMZN. Can’t be having that. |
| its down... |
| Weird. Almost like the bulls got completely played and gonna find out what exit liquidity looks like. |
| That makes me feel better, I usually never look back on winning trades. But this was my biggest one in a while. Made 45% profit. |
| Thats an understatement |
| Boss says I have to get back to work but just wanted to let you all know to have a happy pride month |
| No more uppies? 😢 |
| excuse muah? |
| This sentence is legendary |
| People with large profits who only trade on short term basis like heads sell to take profits for various reasons and then buy lower this AVGO sell off is a nothing burger everything today was just profit taking pretty much across the board |
| Shutup man, you’re ruining the loss porn. |
| Guh |
| Lmao too true |
| I don't have one |
| I have a lot and I need that bad lmao |
| Bruh that's a liberal arts college |
| Yeah. I bought puts. |
| Is it OK to cry.... just for today? Can we make a one-time exemption, please! 😩🥺😢 |
| Man this is proper cringe. You pulled out the emojis to belittle the guy and you couldn’t be more wrong. |
| Find the fucking whales so we can profit |
| looking for the post with 20 upvotes saying that if you're not buying avgo calls you hate money |
| wait till this dude finds out how years work |
| Is that 🥭’s arch? |
| I smell something rather different |
| Moderna represents. |
| I am shorting via SOXS. The semi conductor rip is irrational no matter how you slice it. Marvel technologies adding 50b market cap because of a comment from another ceo is peak euphoric market pricing. Not to mention their own guidance states 10b projected revenue in 2029. That's not a trillion market cap stock. \n |
| One red days and these gay bears are suddenly emerging from their tents on Skid Row |
| Sofi keeps fucking up with my SNXX shares after the split. SanDisk is up 4% so snxx should by up around 8.\n\nSofi keeps switching it between a 1% gain and a 90% loss on the day. \n\n\nPuts on SOFI. |
| You won’t need those profitable companies anymore, and you’ll be happy. |
| Turned 700$ profit into 70$ profit by end of day. Okay so stop investing the first hours got it. |
| 2025≠2026 |
| LMAO! |
| Bro was creating repeat customers thinking it was hurting ol Ronald. |
| Congratulations bag holder |
| It's this serious? Something fair is happening for the newbies? |
| That's not actually a lot of money dude. Are you 15 or something |
| thongs for thots |
| Another -4% day for MSFT tomorrow |
| but where bottom |
| You’re not alone friend. I somehow managed to buy the tippy top |
| Where it will be voted down instantly |
| dang nana must be driving high again. |
| when |
| nobody cares about dr house |
| No. I said, “Stocks broke me”. Stop listening to my private conversations, creepo.. |
| dont quit your day jobs |
| It’s Ving already you probably made the right call. Very well could be green by morning as per usual |
| Are they in the room with you right now? |
| If you got in early Monday Premarket and Sold on the Momentum then it was a good play. But if you did it to "Invest" or see it run further than it already did then you need to check again which Sub you're in. This isn't r/investing. |
| See that shit is real, they even have records. LMAO🤌 |
| lol wtf |
| Ummm you’re on crack bro. JOBY is 18 months to nearly 2 years ahead of ACHR in the FAA process. If you want to argue that give me a link showing them ahead you’re not going to find one |
| Better than puts the last couple of months |
| 🥭 will veto anyways |
| I’m gonna need a 1,000 jump on the nas legitimately fuck |
| AI does other things? Thought it just generated memes |
| It’s all over, Panic Sell everything |
| Okay, but on the other hand/butt you do owe me if this leads to something exhilarating for the two of you... |
| Frankly, nobody does talks HARDER and LOUDER than me. |
| The House just passed a resolution to limit war powers. Now it heads to the Senate. |
| Always have been |
| :'( |
| Can we do another 9 days up? These down days are owie. |
| This is hilarious |
| why is RDDT jumping afterhours up and down, any news? |
| Man, to have only $1k of credit card debt again... |
| Too late to buy shorts on vcx for ipo flop dump? Bid ask spread too crazy to buy puts... |
| CRSR is going to moon tomorrow morning. CFO is going to go to prison for sparking AI hype load up on calls at open. Thank me later. |
| Probably tmrw lukewarm red and then Friday rally |
| Yessir |
| I did |
| I'm still up 95% on my position today\n\n*shrugs* |
| Feeling cute, may drink some pineapple juice later |
| You heard that? |
| The fuck happened?! Why is everything selling |
| I was going to buy puts, then i came here and 5 min later im buying stock, now i feel like i truly belong here |
| 🙏 |
| AVGO oversold for the day |
| i am overdue for pull out back shots but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna get them. |
| >Over his legendary career, The Undertaker wrestled a grand total of 2,195 televised and house show matches. Throughout his 30-year in-ring tenure, he maintained a dominant record of 1,634 wins, 497 losses, and 64 draws, giving him a career win percentage of roughly 74%.\n\n#LMAO🤌 |
| Stick with it. It's a winner. |
| https://preview.redd.it/qkwb9e7f555h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b23ec5c5d9ce3191a5803e4d034897a7c4543f1\n\nWHY DID I SELL 1 minute before close. would’ve had 5k+ |
| Spit on that Huang |
| Ha! Pride! |
| You first ! |
| Ghey |
| Good news, she was already bailed out. But im sorry to say grandma got pinched, good news though since its a minor offense its only 500 in targets gift cards for her release. Please drop code to my DMs to release granny, she aint cutout for prison. |
| I bought some 0dte 65p right at open. I set a sell limit order to get me a 2x which filled fairly quick. Honestly just kind of went off vibes. I didn’t think it would crash, but after yesterday’s pump I thought there at least would be a small drop at open and I somehow lucked out. |
| AssTits fucking me again |
| First you need a legit trading edge and fleshed out strategy otherwise you won’t know what to buy or when to sell. That’s the toughest thing to come up with.\n\nEdge aside, I only sell the puts of a previous leg after the stock moves enough for me to justify scaling into a new leg. I also only scale in on the upside, not the downside, but that’s bc my strategy’s edge is in catching upward momentum. If I had a strong edge for shorting stocks there’s probably a way to make something similar work but I haven’t figured that out yet. The strangles let me capitalize on sudden drops though, especially with the first leg, so that’s good enough for me for downside capture. |
| Bullish |
| I hope to just get a refund or -10% |
| The rest of RDDT is crying over elons new company meanwhile it will probably go to 5 trillion lol |
| Semiconductor company and this guy has posted about SIMO before so we'll see if pans out |
| There's a pill. Check it maybe. You won't have this issue again. |
| Lol bers thot |
| I overheard some of you were telling your tinder dates you are a stock broker, you fucking nerds lmaooooooo |
| Well we already can see the rotation to profitable companies, AI down, Victoria Secret up 50% |
| You misspelled spectrum bruh |
| Triple Top pattern emerges |
| Good for you buddy |
| Yeah I put in about 300, made a hundred and dipped |
| our calls are fucked up now, whats your plan mate? i hope we can get a bounce back after opening |
| Im going to set the record for fastest blown acct with no pdt tomorrow |
| Is this the Cumming Formation? |
| I will not paper hand my nikkei shorts.... |
| Hope you didn’t listen lol |
| #TALKS ARE GOING WELL |
| Shows over folks, time to be gay. |
| Avgo will recover. |
| Nah it’s gonna V and fuck all 0DTE and weekly call and put holders and pin to 7600 for the next two days |
| But how about actively using money to short the place you’re at? |
| Bulls rn: My calls aren't going to be -99%! They're only going to be -79% now! |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Hugheston987 made a bet that SPY would go to 749.57 within **1 day** when it was 759.63 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 19 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Da hell ya talkin bout? It’s up 12% this week |
| Sell the dip! |
| Dream analysis probably topping any technical atp |
| PDT rules go from 25k to 2k tomorrow. \n\nI anticipate more manipulation than usual in the coming weeks. |
| Anyone buying soxl now? |
| Losing money on stocks is better than when I used to lose all my money on onlyfans and liquor. I'm a reformed degenerate, coomer alcoholic to degenerate gambler |
| Can semiconductor/AI companies please stop sucking liquidity out of everything else? You can have your 40% overnight euphoric pumps and 50x sales to price IPOs, just save some money for companies that are actually profitable, I'm begging you. |
| I’m liquidating everything and burying cash in my backyard until this Great Depression is over |
| pls so i feel better about my avgo calls\n\n |
| Depends. Who are you calling? |
| But will save the Earth by lowering the human population. |
| Alright MLK |
| /\ incoming |
| Bear haven't seen this kind of red for awhile now. Tomorrow they're gonna YOLO their life saving on puts and.......BAM!.....they'll make a few hundred % of gain but because of their greed, they'll keep buying puts and Friday Bull will take back all their gain + their life savings. |
| They’re in their fiscal Q2 regard |
| Lambo or bust by end of summer, nothing in between |
| For perspective, the 1-month low is 581.50 |
| Just checked in for the first time since market close\n\n#AVGO LMAO 🤣🤣 |
| Bulls are actually cooked this time lmaoooo |
| Only hope tomorrow is trump annoce some magic news and whole market pump. \n\nIt can save market |
| Its pride month ghey bears prevail |
| I dropped 30% of my cash in that shi early today. I am cooked tomorrow |
| Cope |
| Exactly, people need to digest that will mean Iran runs the strait |
| It's been a rotating group of stocks doing that for several years now, hence the "rolling recessions" people talk about. |
| Hock Tan is 🥭's kryptonite for market pumping. Every time he opens his mouth, the market takes a dump |
| no |
| everything will just be getting more expensive 🙂 |
| Damn |
| 45 days ago you said spy was heading to 550 by July bruh. Stop being bear \n\nJust wait for the slight correction and grab some calls |
| I'm not on the bandwagon of making a nice month like June into a gay month. February is gay enough |
| I’m sorry to hear that bro lol, \n\nbut, if I studied in CS in my university, I would be 3-5x faster than I am now. And if my native language was English another 3x times faster then.\n\nSo technically, you are potentially 10x faster/better than me my friend.\n\n |
| RDDT back to 200s soon mark my words |
| sinful???? clearly the ones at my work dont care about that part |
| Not this week. |
| That avgo call was nasty. What a drop. Went down 70 dollars and then it’s slowly climbing back up. Sheesh |
| Is that info on the website too? |
| Mrvl gonna pop to 400 i smell it |
| This selling will NOT stand, man |
| Why isn’t VIX up?? |
| Oh wow hahahah |
| why stop? lets build datacenters until we reach 1 heptillion trillions dollars expended |
| 🥭 ded (again) |
| missed revenue on software sales |
| That’s 6 months out…. You will probably do fine as they run up next earnings… |
| it already did, but id be happy to be a multimillionaire, good luck to u bro intel is a tough hold hope that shit prints up to the moon with amd LMAO🤌 |
| S&P500 rises for 9 consecutive trading days, the longest streak in more than a year, has a correction and suddenly people are freaking out. Some people aint gonna survive a real bear market. |
| Well if someone has expired options or loses 100% then they aren’t holding a bag. |
| Do it. Turn this circus on it's head |
| btc bottom \n\nya'll gonna love this |
| Oh hi bears nice to see u again, i was feeling lonely 🐻 |
| I mean, I know that, but why everyone suddenly talking about it today? |
| https://preview.redd.it/eqhen9fz455h1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f179ee2e2480602ae12cf8cd8f74b765149860e\n\n |
| Because it had a flawless beat and raise |
| Honestly im even fine with market going down 1% thats just healthy and then we slowly climb up again |
| MRVL bye bye |
| Ho Lee Fuk AVGO lol |
| Y go down? |
| dummies are using AI on the hoodie app to pick trades instead of foraging for food |
| 🥭 gonna dilute the US government to pay for war reparations. Buy puts on US government |
| I always vote against executive compensation. Also against the current accounting firm (some people just want to watch the world burn)! |
| How fucked am I on my jan 15 2027 $450 call |
| why ? |
| My SPCE puts have printed $18 thank you very much |
| You don't know me. I lose money both ways |
| 😂 |
| It’s not going back up. Log off for the night |
| it will recover once the institutions start buying again at the new price. i bought the arm 2x etf for earnings and was down over 30% for a couple of weeks, suddenly up over 100% |
| Never give up boys, even at 1hp you can do 200 dmg. |
| Should have sold MSFT Monday when it pop lol |
| This guy doesn’t know that stocks only go up |
| Hotlines will be posted, not just for memory bros if that happen. |
| Depends on 🥭 tweets |
| potato, tomato. |
| Its just V'ing since oil went down on the war resolution ACT being passed. Give it till tomorrow for folks to realize that oil prices won't go down till Hormuz is actually open. |
| Supposedly because CEO didn’t update AI guidance is why the big dump. Easy recovery by next week |
| I'll buy you a pair of nice slippers if it does. |
| Nah. |
| Closest he gets to it is the pads laying in the trashcan |
| I never hold company ESPP or RSUs either. I mean full on betting on their downfall. |
| I don't blame ppl for selling off after the price got jacked up to where it was. I personally am in a bunch of ai stocks for at least a year. It was fun to watch it go up for a week before this report, but ultimately I'm not worried at all. |
| Easy money. |
| Mods, this guy's DEFINITELY deserve a bug beautiful flair |
| This is gonna be the v to end all v's all bers hopes and dreams will die when thereputs are worthless by open. Maybe. I hope. I have calls\n Someone hold me |
| Fertiliser shortage from the war, just speculation though as that’s what I’ve heard. |
| Doing my part for pride month by consuming nothing but yuri for its entirety 🫡 |
| Who made balls loads of money 🐥 me |
| Last red day they were talking about bond yields. I guess none of it mattered. Stonks go up. |
| #Every tech stock after reporting earnings: up 30%\n\n#My tech stocks after reporting earnings: down -15% LMAO🤌 |
| hahaha all the regards piling in to make that quite clear now 😛 |
| Need Jensen to make a small correction and say MRVL is really a soon to be 2T company. Please my calls beg you. |
| Aapl please hold overnight |
| People probably said the same thing about the internet, truth is nobody knows how far it will go.\n\nIt's already very quickly going incredibly fast and far. \nHollywood actors are copyrighting their face rights for AI movies so that will probably be a thing. \n\nBut........\n"It can't wipe someone ass or make a cup of tea" \nIt will never replace some jobs \n\nHow you judge it is how you use it and what you use it for |
| aapl |
| They wanted it to go up, it was nonstop pumping and ignoring reality. Now they want it to go down, it will be nonstop dumping while caring about headlines again. \n\nShits all rigged and controlled by their algos. \n |
| For bears. |
| I think it was like $850 or 900 when I bet it, but had been at $650 just a few days before. It was also before UBS's monster upgrade. We'll see |
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| !banbet SIMO $335 2d |
| Hock Tuahn |
| ”every time he sells, pump it” |
| I bought AVGO dip, MU and more MRVL i smell green day. |
| Tesla He-Bots are next year. |
| Made £25, got out, bought a pizza. I suck at investing and even I knew this was the most pump and dump stock out there |
| I love a futures rally after 🐻 scream victory… not even .5% drop and they loud as hell. Open red and trapping as many 🐻 as possible |
| I prefer short |
| It's on the website. |
| Alright no more earnings call. Just gonna buy puts on MSTR now to recoup |
| The great copening has begun. |
| Textbooks are sacred. Do not destroy them. Msth 231. |
| still hope for spce? |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Price upgrades on AVGO incoming. \n\nATP will be $550. |
| big beautiful bull trap during afterhours. \nI guess bers still exist and some bulls survived the dump and thats intolerable for the market. |
| Went there before, honestly that stereotype is pretty much just South Asia. The desert climate in West Asia ensured most don't really shit outside due to the heat and sand fleas all around them, but the tribal ones that didn't assimilate are still definitely sister fuckers and shit everywhere. Ironically it's sinful in their religion to not care about personal hygiene, so it will still affect them to a certain extent rather than full immunity to the smell. |
| Source? |
| The CEO is not a salesman which some speculators want, he just states whats up which is accelerated growth, demand and contracts. Buying the dip |
| Freak the fuck out and sell everything. |
| Gold and silver is always there when cash and crypto and stocks are shit. Or bonds |
| source? |
| True but consciousness is different and random whereas AI and code is still structured and has limits |
| Maybe Saylor boy has a few Trump pumps left in him before the ship truly sinks. |
| Yeah that's retarded af |
| I dont think the inner working of franchising is considered common knowledge.. |
| Have to buy me a drink first |
| AVGO and ANET dip was bought |
| Yep you Totally charred bro |
| I guess |
| Looks like I'll be a long-term investor in the space sector.\n\nFeels nice, ngl. |
| Puts for the next week. SPY probably gonna go to 730 eow. |
| Did I stutter? |
| why do I have a strange feeling that AVGO will be back up to flat by market open tomorrow |
| i fomoed into avgu right at market close, saw the initial big drop and recovery, greed took over so now i'm also an investor. It sucks but i remind myself that there's over 50k calls at 500 and higher and congratulate myself for not being part of that club |
| Crisis averted |
| Buy all of it.\n\nAnd wait to see it go down even more. |
| 👏👏👏 |
| I think it’s recovering. It was -14% now it’s… -11.90% |
| This is the worst market in world history!! Never seen a worse drop than today! SPY announcing bankruptcy imminent! |
| DIE SPY DIE!!! GIVE ME JPOW 2020 DROPS ON THE DOUBLE |
| Calls it is. |
| Ironically, TCMC is the only chip company that hasn’t gone supernova\nbut is the one company that could justify huge rallies\nsince they are fabbing all these chips. \n\ntrump is too stupid to understand the value of Taiwan and how China taking Taiwan would cripple EVERYTHING |
| Koreans will buy all the dip |
| He said that for **Marvell Technology** recently. |
| V just in time to make sure we don’t have a -1% intraday |
| Why do people say this. Not everyone has a target. |
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| !banbet MRVL $400 2d |
| Agreed. I don't see anywhere in their actual report that they missed expectations or targets by any stretch of the imagination so I think these weird headlines being posted by different sources are misleading. |
| !banbet BB $12 1d |
| Was a bit distracted, but it did look juicy. Gotta love a lingerie story. For interests sake what was your exact play? Seems like after hours crowd pushed it back up again so quick dip was the right tempo |
| Sadly I didn’t get in |
| 4 days too early. |
| *Yes! Please leather jacket man please. My retirement and my anoos need you to come thru for us.* |
| We aren’t suppose to FOMO runners ? |
| What the fuck are you talking about with even the first sentence narrative???? |
| Where is the safe haven when this comes crashing down? Obviously not 🌽 |
| Futes up from -0.55 to -0.36% now |
| INTC |
| This bounce is going to be epic |
| Massive V |
| How was AVGO earnings? Buy now or wait |
| Space sector will go parabolic next week\n\nNot SPCE though, bagholders r fuk |
| https://preview.redd.it/h18f78ug455h1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0669af9b01159c9ce243bab7528d14836f8fcd3e\n\n |
| The day I'm back from jail is also the day the market tanks due to none other than **Hock fucking Tan** |
| Do you mean it gained 15%? Because that’s what you just said. |
| Ok, the great bear market of June 4, 4:00 pm-6:00 pm seems to be over. So let's get back to business |
| Believe it or not, blow lol |
| Spy had its way with me this afternoon…. Didn’t even use lube… rip |
| MSTR is still crazy high wtf |
| game 7 |
| Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is buy Virgin Galactic calls at $8 |
| Had some 758c lined up ready to buy for friday expiration, got distracted at work and never pressed Buy. Guess sometimes I do get lucky. |
| Still would be fucked |
| I had to look this up and my wife saw me. You’re speed running my divorce |
| It's like these bitches never saw Terminator. Bro shows up in a leather jacket and tells you the future, you fucken listen. |
| And MU going back to flat. Why the fk was memory even dragged into this shit. But Hock Tan saved the AI infra with the closing remarks of insatiable demand and projected to last to 2028. |
| Istg my neighbor tries to copy everything I do bruh |
| META chads🗿 assemble |
| V INCOMING |
| $1.4k of call gains - $12.5k of call losses = realized loss of $11.1k. \n\nUnrealized loss on the shares depends on what price it settles at, now at $423 that'd be a $3k unrealized loss. |
| Back to even on the 5 shares of AVGO i bought lfg |
| I think I figured it out. If a company is profitable but has steady sales forecasts, then dump it. If it is burning money every month but promises big, pump it.\n\n \nOh and if Jensen gives you a shout out go up $90 billion overnight. |
| I bought WDC today. Am I fucked? |
| levels not seen since 60 minutes ago |
| Septillion* |
| Because some people are terrified of their username becoming public and suddenly everyone has access to everything you ever wrote on this shite forum for years?\n\nHonestly I don't understand how some people *don't* have a private profile. |
| V forming |
| I'm right with you |
| Why didn't you tell us, I would have sold! |
| Deal 😆 |
| Got my puts lined up cuz some guy said MSTR 115 in 2D earlier was that you? If so then thank you very very much |
| Just missed getting in at 420.69 on avgo 420.88 😔 |
| Can we get back to 500 by Friday? |
| Pride goeth before the fall. |
| MRVL gonna make or break me. Pls be the new MU |
| That’s on top of the 10k I bought yesterday afternoon \n\nWhy yesterday afternoon? Because I thought the earnings call was yesterday and not today |
| No it's not. It's down 1.5% |
| The signs were there |
| *First day as a MM*\n\n“Your only job is to make absolutely certain this one ticker, no matter what, never moves out of this range.”\n\n*evil laughter from other cubicles* |
| AVGO is slowly recovering from -13% back to -11% ... theres hope |
| Bro just DCA and buy more. There’s plenty of time for things to turn around!! |
| Would |
| Do we think Asia wakes up and sells us off even more? |
| I will be buying a fuckton of calls tomorrow at open. ###,###.xx\n |
| Wth |
| Akshually /s long MU |
| Your brain is just a mechanism that grabs data and feeds it out in a way where it seems like intelligence |
| CRDO was down -15% AH after its earnings the other day and opened green. Wild market these days. |
| What in the bear copium den is going on in here |
| futes fell off a cliff |
| Buying DRAM at the Local High is never good lmao. Buy the dips |
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| Study and do hw. Path of success. |
| \#fukt 😞 |
| !banbet MU $1200 1w |
| MRVL is gonna spike. I just know'd it is, paw! |
| It’s Broadcom. No one likes their fucking increased costs on VMware. You think. CIOs and execs didn’t hear an earful from employees and managers about “fucking Broadcom bullshit licensing” and “we should probably spend some time migrating off their shit otherwise licensing is going to continue going up 100% every renewal without new features”\n\nRather burn my money in the Intel furnace over this shit company |
| I was promised 762 |
| Michael Saylor margin call wen lol |
| Dud you suck MU $650 - that should be a year ban. |
| Just say I'm getting crushed instead of being salty! 😂 |
| Indeed. It's gonna be the biggest! Quite frankly, the biggliest. Everyone is saying it. |
| Me. It was I. |
| He bought? |
| "Oh... that's oversold." |
| Avgo can actually turn green before market open |
| Broadcom can suck it. I hope they are the one company left out of the ai hardware boom. |
| You guys remember when MU sold off, when SNDK sold off, then you look back and wish you had some fucking balls. MRVL will be back. Don't fucking doubt Jensen |
| No shot lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/9pjszjg8455h1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40e09a5128311ebda9053df62f1a020a78ad5e18 |
| Oh fuck yea come on V I need to sell my SPY 756 weekly I just bought lmao |
| SPY just wanted to test $750. Back up tomorrow |
| SOXX green 🤣 |
| AVGO is oversold |
| And there we are |
| Crash baby crash |