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| The forward p/e if the price is $1000 is something like 30, which is nothing in tech. So I don't think it's priced, but I am also a massive regard. |
| Sandisk not cause it makes sense |
| Cult memestock |
| I got cooked 🤡 |
| The use of jawboning is great for entering and exiting the market for gains lol |
| No |
| Yes because it will obv only go down today and not tomorrow |
| You couldn't buy it when it was at 711 20 mins ago? |
| What beautiful taco we going to get today? Baron loaded up on those cheap calls I see |
| You were right. |
| I included url so they can still navigate to the fund pages with their mouse in one hand and keep their dicks in the other hand jerking off to loss porn on here. |
| A lot of those turned out fine tho. \n\nJust not NIO. |
| UNH ripping over 400 today guaranteed |
| Last day your MU is above 700 bols. Sell now or see 500 in EOW |
| I’m buying whatever atm, shit’s going to crack |
| Mu bulls never learn, you bought the peak ok? Just learn your lesson and don’t do it again |
| V is out of gas |
| MU green EOD |
| They still buying tho |
| Or achr or joby |
| That'd be nice, but hell, I'll take one at this point. |
| It’s TACO Tuesday, guys. Following market close, there will be renewed hope for an end to the hostilities and world peace. |
| Strait will be open because bad things will happen if it doesn't - JPMorgan |
| Small ass pump and everyone got a boner 🙄🙄🙄 |
| https://preview.redd.it/7v4f8qnlrq0h1.png?width=310&format=png&auto=webp&s=041a94145f195c9b43b3f953865d9bb6409dc7b5\n\n |
| What do we feel about OKLO earnings today? |
| Trying to put the 'u' in MU |
| The county has also started posting a sheriff's deputy at the bride between counties. His sole job is to pull over any body with plates from across the river. \n\n\nThey're pretty determined to keep our side nice. |
| 12 is the bottom for NOK . |
| Im buying calls for MU at close |
| His whole thing is pumping OKLO anywhere he can. He’s a mod on the OKLO sub. |
| Loaded up on aapl 300 calls for two weeks out |
| Hey /u/FrontDeskFuturist - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: GME.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| When I dip, you dip, we dip 🎶 |
| #This was ber's last chance to bring the market down. If they fail, bull market lives on for another year at least LMAO🤌 |
| Yes |
| Just bought my first MU calls. Hopefully I didn’t just reverse it |
| Bulls though lol, lmao even 🤌 |
| It’s TACO Tuesday. Wen tweet? |
| The guy claims the woman called her breasts "cannons.". This is a porn fantasy because no woman ever describes them that way in real life. |
| I did gained $70 |
| Copium supplies are dwindling |
| Market will forget today happened by Friday lmao |
| Dump resumes tomorrow. Next 2 hrs will be bull trapping and psyching bears out |
| Username checks out. |
| Lmao just gimme the money |
| THE V WAS FAKE. OH NO |
| inflation doesnt change demand for compute |
| Goals |
| Bull |
| so you can buy at better price 👌🏻 |
| #ASS TITS gang getting evicted from their public housing today LMAO 🤌 |
| It seems like an obvious gap in the market. There is no nationwide chain of tabletop/card game shops right? |
| be zen about it and u gon be fine bruh. freaking out is what causes bitches to sell at a loss. |
| I am buying the equity. It’s getting slaughtered. |
| MU and SNDK but suuuuure |
| No way his number 1 move these days is selling shit between his companies. He can’t do a shell game if he only has 1 shell. His only move for his yuge bonus is to have spacex buy a million robots from Tesla |
| Do u own everything in spy equat weight |
| Last chance to buy calls guys genuinely |
| lol -3%? dont talk to me till thers a 0 after that |
| On the bright side, if it crashes to prebubble lows, WSB apes can amass majority stake and make some necessary changes for long-term success.... namely, retickering to $NANA |
| I ain’t hear no bell |
| Can we talk privately? |
| tombstone for your dead cat... |
| Crash bitch |
| amd calls. 1000c expiring Jan. |
| what's the thesis |
| With 🍊 in office you genuinely think he’s going to allow this market to tank that far? If the Iran war comes to a conclusion in a month, we go on a huge bull run , just keep in mind these oil prices and the war is the reason these numbers came back so bad |
| What is even the point of dipping |
| Also TIL that asking RC how it would work was actually a bad faith gotcha question. |
| we are all looking for that lol. |
| what is this a pump for aunts? |
| buy the dip. 1k in one month mu mark my words. |
| Mine is -10% |
| Stupid as always. Sold |
| ATH tomororw |
| Thanks for your sacrifice. |
| wow. congrats for the win! |
| I’m man enough to admit I panic sold about 5% of my port |
| 736 in 1 hour lmao 🌝 |
| Sell now or regret it at 3pm |
| I don't want to be overdramatic, but we just might never see a green day again |
| Bears back into hibernation LMAOOO |
| We need some juicy news about 1/2 hr before close. |
| HERE COMES MU WITH THE CHAIR |
| Ayo JPM |
| Believe it or not, calls\n\n>!*\*****Disclaimer****: I might be under influence of copium\**!< |
| That's the short term impact and I guess an efficient market theory would say people are profiting then running.\n\nLong term getting locked into 4.5% 10y+ is a disaster for the US debt.\n\nIt only makes it more likely we'll have to print our way out sooner...not later.\n\nMe thinks many apes to dumb to see past the primary effect and not think of secondary impacts. |
| Yeah VIX is flat lmao. |
| That’s priced in and then some regard |
| I think red day is canceled |
| What is this, a circuit breaker for ants? |
| why is my portfolio -3% while SPY is only -0.6% |
| I’m sure a lot of people went all in on calls hoping we recover right? |
| Great time to buy! |
| YES |
| ARISE, MY 0DTEs. RISE FROM YOUR GRAVES! |
| Press x to doubt |
| 🌮🌮🌮 |
| Fruity, need a tweet now. I know you have access. |
| V for Vendetta? |
| Panic sell the shits you just bought 5 mins ago right now |
| How |
| This is good for Bitcoin.... Wait, what are we talking about again? |
| im MUtating |
| Goodbye and thanks for all the fish. |
| “Shorting a retard market makes one a retard”\n\n- Don Tzu |
| Took my first L today, that was humbling |
| This why bear needs to be bear/bull … a Berull |
| The type of bounce you sell |
| Look at UNH man. So inspirational |
| Oh definitely, right after we bomb some kids in an Iranian school. You think the govt cares about grandma?! 😂😂😂 |
| this will sell off, i think |
| Green by close. |
| what else did you hear ? |
| SHOPIFY dying |
| The market gods truly hate me |
| W |
| 11/10 no notes I salute you fellow regard |
| Good nyews everyone the slime is flowing again |
| No joke, it turned immediately as I bought, already down 2 % 😂 |
| I didn't care for it, but I stayed. |
| give it another month, see where it goes, at least theres some semblance of market emerges after this clown show |
| i’m numb to the losses at this point |
| Lol the put halving on spy took less than an hour. Theyre getting better at it. |
| Just 4 more dollars..... |
| Deploying 75k in capital tomorrow. What should I buy? Looking for the next 40x in 12 months like Sandisk |
| Goolsbee has puts 100% |
| PLEASE, SIR, I’M TIRED OF ALL THIS WINNING 😫 |
| VG is going to $20 by July, book it |
| Guys who is V and why is everyone looking for her? |
| Bulls crawling out of the woodwork lmao. They’re like little annoying cockaroacha |
| Not quite a V yet, but I’ll take a U also |
| Why we panicking today as opposed to any of the previous 73 days?\n\nJust buy your quantum leaps and shut up market. |
| Somehow even my VIX puts are losing money |
| Godspeed sailor 🫡 |
| This is set up to be the perfect V |
| What is this a pump for ants? |
| ATH EOD 😂 sorry I don’t make the rules |
| My way OTM calls i bought at the bottom are now 300%. Up to an entire $18! |
| He bought? Dump it |
| V shape incoming, gonna be a green day. |
| Don’t worry it’s just another decade of work now! |
| BERS FUCKING THOUGHT. unless you sold in the money, in which case my sincere congratulations |
| All companies have the word “agentic” on their website to make them credible. JFC. |
| ☠️🐈 |
| Oh nevermind we dropping |
| I am financially ruined. |
| MU fading |
| Had much joy going through this old saved thread of mine of predicting stocks to hold for 5 years. Just shows most people have no fuckin idea so don't listen to anyone\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/s/wuTFkaLGKr |
| lol i broke even on my calls - fuck this shit im out. this will now continue to pump for you guys |
| Doubled down at a discount. \n\nTendies or homelessness |
| It was a scary 4 hours |
| *Looks at my Roth down 6.9% today*, (sniffles) \n\n*”Nice”* |
| Come on ... just a little more ...\n\n |
| YOU TOOK MY SON |
| Imagine thinking we wouldn't V shape. We will probably end the day green. I am 100% convinced that a nuke could hit Earth tomorrow, wiping out 90% of civilization and the market would gap up on news that there are now less sellers than the day before. The worst thing is I know we will V shape and never dip, but I can't dumb myself down to ever fucking buy. |
| The market was just waiting for you to buy before beginning the leg down |
| A stock is worth more than it was 25 years ago. Surely this is a sign the end is near |
| Please dont be a dead cat |
| MU going green would be so fun because how many of you have already panic sold? |
| What are you thinking? |
| https://preview.redd.it/cozj2s80rq0h1.png?width=310&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ef4cb93e3660252611f49daeb6c4173fe30118c\n\n |
| all aboard the PENG train 🐧🚂 |
| We never left. |
| What’s that mean |
| We’ll show these bears not to be gay |
| I shoulda bought more WM. |
| Green by close? Prease? Lol |
| what do we buy |
| That’ll undestroy all those refineries! |
| That was 12 green candles in a row on NSDQ. Lmao |
| MU back on the menu boys \n\nTHANK YOUR MATTER FOR ATTENTION! |
| Pump spy pump! |
| Don’t hog all the credit. I had put £1000 in semi etf yesterday |
| MU closing green EOD would be objectively hilarious |
| I bought the MU dip 🔥😎 |
| This concludes today’s beating. See you all tomorrow for round two |
| Hope you didn’t get too greedy bears thinking the world was ending. Thanks for the delicious dip retards |
| We control it via our blockade of their blockade 5head |
| Honestly though, it doesn’t. Where the fuck else is everyone supposed to put their money? |
| need SPY to go down 2% to have a chance at -0.5% at EOD cuz shit always Vs |
| Made my money on puts today. 😎 |
| Damn. I sold my calls almost at the bottom. \n\nI still made 40% on them, but could have been 100% if I either sold at open or held for 30 more minuets |
| Sold my spx calls an hour ago for 500$ would've been 3k if I wasn't such a p***y |
| ber getting flogged through the street by the V once again. |
| Alr Im in |
| Bro bought the exact top so accurately that the entire market reversed instantly 😭\n\n |
| #goodtrade 🗣️ |
| Literally all this administration cares about is the stock market and we still have bers out in full force. \n\n\nSome people are born regarded, others just refuse to learn. |
| The best trading is insider trading.\n\nOr so I've heard 👀 |
| That only works if you have consistent cash to DCA tho. If you’re putting more than like 80% you should wait for an entry.\n\nAlso depends on hold long you’re willing to hold for. I feel most people here are not true investors and are really swing traders. In that case, even waiting for “just” a 20% swing is beating Warren Buffett |
| It won’t |
| I bought MU, so it’ll dump again |
| Market: All we heard was "end the war" |
| META is deciding if it wants to be straight or gay right now. |
| taking crdeit for a red day is a bold move yeah |
| I survived the bear market of May 12 |
| Ya anyway. It's another manipulation Tuesday. |
| Put your hands up if you sold your calls at a loss 😂😂😂 |
| Dram calls can’t go tits up? |
| This is stupid |
| Omg praise the gods for that V, a sight for sore (broke) eyes |
| Going to lunch, gonna eat a salad, cause I like green |
| Back to relentless non stop dip buying |
| LMAO if this closes green. Let’s see the salt |
| Who bought 710 calls on MU? |
| QBTS back up 🚀🚀 |
| The market is already shown as it doesn't care about war. It doesn't care about sky high oil prices. Now it just needs to show us that it doesn't care about inflation and coming rate hikes. |
| This kind of shit is why I bought puts |
| Bers can't tolerate a resilient economy |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee said BTFD |
| Aaaaand sold my calls let’s gooo the market is ez |
| GUYS WTFFFFF |
| The red day was so obvious and yet you still did it,, good god |
| calling the market retarded when its actually you (bear) is kinda funny |
| Don’t look at the 30Y. Shhhhhh |
| ? We’ve made more this month than you guys did in the 6 before |
| Honestly this is peak WSB. The second retail finally feels confident enough to go all in… boom, red market the next day lol. |
| "No evidence of human to human transmission" until months into 2020, many government officials saying it wasn't worse than a flu, travel bans initially thought as unnecessary and excessive... \n\nBut whatever floats your boat, I guess refuting smth with four words and not a single argument gives you good credibility as well |
| fuck it, SPY 1dte calls. SPY 740 TOMORROW |
| Perfect chance for fomo to buy and get wiped |
| 2 liter of soda at the "cheap" store just hit $2.50 but alright. lol |
| Inflation is always bullish |
| holy moly batman |
| i say this once a month, and then spx is trending up…. |
| mango about to start the "you're fired" spiel again |
| https://preview.redd.it/b39xoj2qqq0h1.png?width=809&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fa793aa49a07dce0755536d7254c212a4aa7491 |
| bearorists, hold strong. china and russia are coming to back us up! |
| SNDK GREEN EOD IDGAF |
| NBIS is gonna be funny |
| bers actually thought LOL |
| QQQ over 700 |
| seeing bols coping is a good entertainment XD |
| Gonna need the ark to be the next one |
| V COMING OR WHAT |
| TALKS ARE GOING WELL! WE DID IT! |
| any semi stock is free money on this dip |
| V?!?! |
| So was I and it was costing me money |
| Just silly bers |
| Every bad trade eventually turns into a converstion with a fictional billionaire version of yourself. |
| wtf is happening |
| QBTS 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Generational dip buying opportunity |
| Bears ran out of money so they decided to sell their mother's diary. Diary:\n\nPage 1: "My son was born"\n\nPage 2: "Oh shit I dropped him"\n\nPage 3: "Oh shit I dropped him"\n\nPage 4: "Oh shit I dropped him"\n\nPage 5: "Oh shit I dropped him" |
| Dip buyer get rewarded like every day. Why are you guys still amazed? |
| You have a few more seconds to own DRAM for under $50 |
| You should panic sell. It’s going to zero. |
| Fake and gey |
| "Given the correct market conditions, we believe the strait will reopen itself"\n\nstrait will open because market says so |
| When does jpow officially step down? |
| It's one day. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6khwfwmlqq0h1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0c2a82385502c9338332b565774cd8381e490a3\n\n |
| It's about sending a message |
| SNDK and MU 10% tomorrow |
| My green days are -49% |
| It’s not. Puts will print |
| spotify is down as well, what a shitday |
| Having calls on MU and puts on QCOM bought in a half hour ago seems like a no win situation |
| Planning for the long-term consequences of a kleptocracy |
| we are back to levels not seen yesterday lmfao |
| Ber annihilation as usual |
| I can recover all my losses from my 0dte or I can hold and enter the gamble fully loaded once more |
| oof, bers |
| V SHAPE |
| Home prices and mortgage rates up ☠️ |
| It's the economy, stupid |
| Dude I also just woke up what is happening LOL |
| They can’t keep getting away with it! 😂 |
| they're seething |
| Higher rates means a more attractive USD |
| https://preview.redd.it/10d2e69iqq0h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84c15b642f15b96fbc8a45b9fd28ecc3650369d7\n\n |
| just buy calls |
| MU I dare u |
| Well calls are making me money right now. What are you doing 🫵🤌 |
| Iran: here are 5 impossible conditions to end the war\n\nSPY: so there IS A CHANCE? |
| "You can't fire me, I quit" vibes going on here. Congratulations are in order I guess. They've stopped everyone from going to a place nobody was going to go anyway. |
| hahahaha bruh this is so retarded. |
| This shit is so criminal everytime you get any amount of selling you get some bullshit to prop markets up\n\nLook at that rally on SPY, as dumb as all the others |
| https://i.redd.it/5xqldeqawttb1.jpg |
| and now we're going to get a rally that has people crying about how they got stopped out |
| I overslept, did I miss the bull market??? |
| SNDK 1500 EOD |
| +2% tomorrow |
| This isn't a V. It's a checkmark. ✅ |
| V outta nowhere or did I miss a 🌮🌮🌮 |
| Holy super obvious V |
| shits gonna settle around 700 up premarket then tank again |
| Why is the dollar rising on such a crappy CPI print |
| OK, bought back into Mu after taking profits earlier. Let's see if they get wiped out... |
| There is a non zero chance that MU closes green |
| why did everyone buy after it had impossible gains? It was obviously just a run up and fomo. You won’t see 800 ever again |
| Thought the same thing |
| Up 50% on these 5/13 SPX 7400c....\n\n🤔\n |
| CLAP CLAP<BER GO REEE |
| Your put purchases are much appreciated. Jane approves. The pump may now resume 😉 |
| NBIS puts go brrrrrrrr\n\nSend this dog to 140 |
| Congrats, bro |
| Drinking the kool-aid always turns out well! |
| Thanks big guy. Very cool! |
| Congrats, bro |
| thank god |
| You fucking clowns should of looked at VIX, shit was acting weird |
| SKKKRRRR TINGIN ON MY V |
| Are we so back? |
| DRAM |
| $Staa 90% short bears about to cry on 52w high levels with earnings thursday |
| remindme! 4 hours\n\n |
| A bubble is three dimensional, this is a 2d graph. Check. Mate. |
| Not two factor. Even more friction-y: Dual Authorization |
| No doubt, but I’m heavily in profits for most of my positions so I’m chilling currently |
| Im scared...I dont want the 730 elevator..please go up |
| Holy shit I'm holding |
| Did you make some money? |
| Bears MAD AS HELL, AGAIN, lmao |
| LOL 😂 |
| And a 100% reason to remember the GameStop*\n\nFTFY |
| https://preview.redd.it/x6f6lscaqq0h1.jpeg?width=1216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8c18f31895aade08376dae06a4a32928709af1c |
| BACK TO EUPHORIA |
| I always close my spy calls too early 🤣 god that fucking ticker. At least I have my AMD. 🥰 |
| Quick pause mid V and then traders realize selling volume is totally exhausted |
| Aaaaaaand it’s gone |
| Embrace the madness people. It’s stopped making sense a while ago. Listen to more Talking Heads… |
| BIG MAN V |
| market makers took my lunch money |
| INTC is gonna recover by the EOW |
| Say less |
| there is, lower tariff to zero. any service and product that can be imported will drawn in competition to lower price. Thus lower cost of living. Then mandate law that force company to allow remote work without retaliation. So people can live in low cost of living area without sacrifice job pay. Automatically lower housing cost without any additional investment. Since there were many emptied house in economic depressed area. Remote working can allow these house recycle while bring tax revenue to the distress area. \n \nWith foreign trade surplus, other nations usually buy treasure bill. Which strength the dollar. Boost dollar value and lower inflation at the same time. Which was the reason why inflation was very low from 2010-2017 before the onset of trade war that interrupt the deflation mechanism of globalization.\n\nSo it's really a question whether is it worth to sacrifice the 90% of population to the benefit of the 10% of population that benefit from tariff. Let's not forget ceo benefit massively from tariff and only very small % actually trickle down to worker. |
| PLTR is a cheap stock |
| I trusted u with $100, ty |
| Reddit literally has bots on every major sub, and the problem gets dramatically worse every year. The fact that LLMs use it for answers is NOT A GOOD THING - It means there is a huge incentive to add more bots to Reddit. |
| Phew it was just bad dream |
| Recent dip buying made up entirely of call options. You know how this ends (sometimes) |
| #SPY goes from -1% to -0.62% basically recovering one third of the damage but individual stocks still hanging at day's low LMAO🤌 |
| If you don't buy this dip, you got no one to blame but yourself |
| 🤣 🐻 |
| QQQ 750 5/29 calls. Cheap |
| Perfect day to put some straddles on. |
| MUuuuuuuu |
| Whoops, turns out that was actually Andy Reid. |
| MU IV is fuk DRAM calls it is |
| \+2k to +$100 god being a bear fuckign sucks |
| But the 18th June whale at 400 strike with the 30k contracts has not moved today either. I checked today’s trades and no noticeable movement has been recorded at that strike price/expiry date. So I can only hope if she has not moved, this is only temporary and that I should hold also. If she was worried she would have jumped out earlier. I do wonder when she will cash out, before NVDA earnings, after their earnings or just let them ride to expiry and exercise them into shares. |
| come on GOOGL, come below 370 and my limit orders are waiting |
| Some actions down |
| 2 dollar pump on SPY in 20 minutes, couldn’t make this shit up lol |
| I'm staring at Micron calls in the order screen with an itchy trigger finger. |
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| You already have a bet going - MU to 900.0 before 21-May-2026 02:06 AM -05 |
| Somebody just bought a fuckton of MU |
| SPY can’t even dump for more than a few hours lmfaoooo |
| Pls green eod |
| !banbet spy 740 1d |
| Everything is fixed everything is awesome as of 25 minutes ago didn’t you know? Fuccin idiot |
| And we back |
| When Europe goes to bed |
| I just bought 200 shares of NOK and I moved the price up 3 cents. Market mover over here, watch out |
| It won't help you or me, but will certainly help them make more money on market manipulation. |
| #Here comes the pump I predicted earlier LMAO🤌 |
| dow is green |
| QUICK MSFT go up QQQ is going down lmaoo |
| What to buy |
| It’s gonna dump again |
| I think this is a multi day crash to be honest |
| If we end green I will laugh and laugh and laugh. |
| 😉 |
| V?!?!?!? |
| Idk even know what to do, sell my $80 left of vix calls? Shit cant even go up on a red day |
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| damn the bottom was 1pm? |
| Just a dip bers |
| $NNE earnings on deck 40 eow? |
| Fuck it, 500 RSI |
| even the fake numbers are high |
| EOD lmao |
| MU 900 EOW |
| Buy high sell low LFG |
| Mag7 minus Tesla appear to be the rotation stocks inverting the broader market |
| Too bad Warsh is only 1 vote of 12. He doesn’t have ultimate power to set rates.\n\nPowell is still on the FOMC too and you know he will vote to hold or raise rates. |
| I think mine were like .45 per contract for Thursday not Fri |
| MU reversing again lol |
| .01% |
| i dont understand the question |
| Recovery Pump Pro Max |
| That bond auction sucked |
| UNH put SPY on its back. |
| They prolly have AI tracking the sentiment. ONLY POSITIVE COMMENTS BOIS |
| They didn’t. |
| Fuck these V |
| dow: I'm going back to fiddy bitch |
| I am |
| This truly is a casino |
| Bear loved the movie 'margin call' so much he gets those calls daily lmao |
| Just cuz |
| Hoping for the same. |
| dead cat bounce 😛 |
| Exactly 2 hours ago I commented that it’ll reverse at 1pm. Look at that reversal candle\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3q82lpuxpq0h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a95823ce964d5683f42fbd1435bea93143e543b |
| That's not really what they're known for in the general public though (or as general as LOTR nerds get). \n\nLike rockets are an important technology for spaceflight and fireworks, but if you ask people to imagine a rocket they're going to think of an explosive weapon. \n\nMaybe it's just an unfortunate circumstance instead of purposefully malicious, but they're named after a spying orb, full stop. |
| dow turning green |
| 10 year yield could hit 5s this summer, things are about to unravel |
| Fetterman and I are going to ride MU into the sun. I'm an accountant and I wear better clothes to work |
| spy 800 not a meme |
| MMs are laughing to the bank. Fundamentals have left the building 🙄\n\nAll I can do is lol and DCA a couple bag items lol |
| Or not |
| mighty V |
| Same here got in at .83 a contract for expiring froday |
| Candle turning into nothing but wick on the longer time frames. Evaporating all of your Puts from the day if you held |
| Lol |
| Spy calls are in the money no way lol |
| Why would they not buy if they believed in the company instead of constantly dumping? |
| Imagine selling in the middle of the greatest stock market rally in history |
| Grandma screaming through the bookcase like the interstellar scene |
| Believe it or not, calls LMAO |
| one big V after another. ATH by Thursday at most |
| imagine we end green |
| Bears had me in the first half. Not gonna lie. |
| VIX crush incoming |
| Imagine getting excited and buying SOXS a few hours ago. |
| What's up with the V? Inflation cured? |
| VE VILL VIN |
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| Large buyers stepping into semi etfs right at the trendline, get long here |
| Anyone able to read the price on Apples bar code |
| I scalped NVDA calls this morning for $600 profit |
| My waifu pillow is stuck in the strait 😢 https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=AQk7z06wnXU&si=skvtrHs9X-RKKe0O |
| LOL, Look at the Veeeeeeee. I bet 99.99% of us timed that dip incorrectly. |
| Never seen a straddle print this quickly 🤓 |
| 1984/censorship |
| BUY THE DIIIIIPPPPPPPPP\n\n |
| i dont understand the question.. |
| Yeah bers, 3comma5 hour! Next week 4comma5! Revolutionary! |
| Why would musk print TSLA bag holders? He's far more likely to bullshit and rob TSLA bag holders. |
| Genuinely scared to open the app |
| Crash cancelled. This is a buy the dip moment |
| kek |
| Ending the day +1% would be hilarious |
| Bears, you better get in line early for the next Wendy’s job fair!! That line’s gonna be packed!! |
| 🇮🇷 folded again |
| If spy can fisnish above 736 that would be great |
| Remember when RC tried to buy a majority stake in Nordstrom so they took the stock off the market and went private ? lol 😂 |
| The world is healing. There is hope. |
| That successful gap-fill at 7340 feels way too precise. \nTomorrow, do it again for the gap at 7270?? |
| Are my 5 QQQ 715 bought at the lows 2dte going to print? |
| And just like that we're overbought LMAO |
| had a productive call with mr xi, president from china. they agreed to purchase 200 tones of pork belly per month |
| Reversal bitch lfg |
| $62.5, and some shares. |
| Panic buy buy buy |
| LFG your lips to gods ears |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| Fk them 🌈🐻saying we seeing a correction. We are so back |
| It’s going much higher but they will do everything possible to shake you out on the way up. |
| The V will be intense. MU V is like no other V, it’s the greatest V in all the market. |
| Sell now 🐻 DRAM just hit the botton |
| HAHA who sold |
| Yeah, my progression over the past 5 years has been 95, 102, 104, 107, 112K |
| Once 🥭 opens his mouth we going green lmao |
| Managed to get some qqq calls for tomorrow at the bottom today. Holding for the tweet after close. |
| Don’t cry, you’ll get it all in my fries!! 🍟 |
| Lost 4k doing spx calls and selling then at 1 each, now they're 3. Need to go back to work fml |
| V harder oh yeah bby |
| Bought some Lumentum (ticker: LITE) at 964. |
| Yo wtf MU got this whole chat messed up lol |
| Yes yes, buy in before the broader sell off so the late sellers can take profit too |
| West coast woke up and bought the dip |
| you should do one of those things\n\nthe first one is better |
| 🌝 |
| green by close |
| Google would seriously enshittify their AI Overviews and Gemini LLM if they deprioritized reddit and they know it. Reddit dominates all citations with like 30-40% share. At that point, they risk people just changing their home page from google to Claude or ChatGPT. |
| Nice try bers, crash lasted 3,5 hour. Next week we'll give you 4,5! |
| Goddamn what a V |
| LMFAO MU DIP BUYERS ON PARADE\n\nMU BEAR INFIDELS GETTING DEPORTED |
| Holy fuck if mu actually goes green then we will truly never have a red day again |
| I hope bears locked in profits |
| My balls hurt can’t even feel them or anything I’m numb |
| Sell now so it can go back up for the rest ofnus |
| dork zuckernerd |
| Load the rocket and get me back to 25k so I can get off. |
| Mr V you are so sexy. |
| Smci 35 eod |
| Regard strength V |
| My MU 5/15 1000 calls are saved. Still think these can print with a little momentum from here |
| the big insight about anything AI-related is 90-95% of people don't know shit about the products they're talking about, barely use the tools, or are pushing garbage output.\n\nthe honest people are the people who talk about the CapEx buildout but even they forget that we don't have a grid to support further expansion. |
| Haha the remnant bears that crawled out from under their rocks when the meteors known as MU and SOXL and SNDK hit and caused a mass extinction event. Now is the time for them to return to their caves and try to breed once more before a new ATH meteor hits |
| MU TO 1000 EOW. \n\nTHANK ATTENTION YOUR MATTER FOR! |
| why am I get a warning when I type in mango here? |
| MU crashed to levels not seen since...\n\nFriday |
| ok im still down 35% on mu pls go up |
| thats what i was thinking |
| drive |
| Bitch ass bears calling it bulltrap again\n\nLmao |
| This market cant even go a full day red 😭.. green EOD |
| CHARGEEEE 🐂📈 |
| Panic buy back the shits you sold at bottom just now |
| > SENATE CONFIRMS KEVIN WARSH TO FEDERAL RESERVE BOARD IN 51-45 VOTE\n\n - Do a few weeks of a fake ceasefire / peace talks\n\n - Get the puppet fed chair confirmed during the ceasefire\n\n - Have the full Senate vote the during the ceasefire \n\n - Blow up kharg island, or invade, or start a Iranian revolution, and send WTI to 150 <--- (**you are here**)\n\n - Puppet fed chair cuts to 1% after initially hiking 25 bps to establish credibility\n\n✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via **financial repression**. |
| MU $750 by EOD |
| Yeah I should have waited to buy this intc dip is dumb to pass up going to rocket back up |
| I AM NOT FUCKING LEAVING MU |
| Mu & SNDK could do the funniest thing ever and go from -10% to gredn |
| We might close green |
| we are so back 🥰 |
| Helly yea |
| slam calls, were eating. |
| This is going to be a CTRL + \^ move to 0% for the day. |
| top is in |
| "BREAKING: SpaceX and Google considering to launch data centers in orbit" |
| How are you going to make them all |
| I hope the retarded bers enjoyed their 3 hours of Armageddon during this bull run |
| Holy fuck MU green eod |
| DRAM Green EOD |
| This is the prison guards walking by the bears cell with a feast of delicious food, just so they can have a wiff, before the firing squad |
| VEEEEEEEeeeee!! |
| Ea-nāṣir, is that you? |
| Tesla wiping out all of yesterdays gains 😭 |
| Everything green EOD |
| I read somewhere that the current admin realizes that their policies are going to increase inflation, but they plan to counter that by making the economy red hot, increasing job demand, which in turn increases wages, which they think will outpace inflation...so nobody will give 2 shits about inflation.....TL/DR: make everybody rich so nobody cares about inflation. |
| Some retard keeps msging me about how I'm dumb for holding MU when I'm still up like 110%. Blocked him, can't waste time on these retards. Probably bagholding puts. |
| You sob I’m in |
| Holy mu |
| dram has a holding called fgxxx should've known then.. |
| Today is not the vibe, maybe tomorrow |
| If you aren’t selling your puts rn they are expiring $0 |
| This is also not true because Iran is freely running tankers along the coast within territorial waters |
| It is indeed a good choice. |
| Let’s pamp MU to 1000 to show chyna what 🥭 economy looks like |
| They are pumping SPY to rotate even more money out of DRAM |
| Watch MU closes flat somehow |
| Retarded stock advice 101...\n\nWaiting for a better entry is going to make you less money than just DCA or lump-sum right away 9 times out of 10. You're not Warren Buffett. |
| Pin this comment when MU ends up green on May 12th 2026 |
| panicans ignoring that regardless of inflation the demand for chips, memory, and raw materials is still unassailed |
| let it dump to 500 |
| spy making me hard |
| It moved 180ish points couple months ago, blood red to green, was such a funny day |
| GOOGL has its period today |
| GAY BER lmao |
| One red day and the bears come swarming |
| Mssing out on this dip |
| It's like the most obvious high inflation report was not good for a capex build out for tech no one really understands that well. \n\n\nI thought this was priced in lmao! |
| I bought at $709, let's see where we can go 😎 |
| fake V dont fall for it |
| Watch this. |
| Sorry, you’re implying those girls don’t exercise? |
| All data centers will be run using light. Puts on copper. |
| Whats a good grab for a 5k dump? |
| Drammit |
| Full ported MU calls. We're back. |
| Burrylicious! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| ???????? |
| This seems like a bearish take/joke, but can't quite tell if that's how you meant it. |
| I don’t think I can hold these calls any longer 🫠 |
| Selling MSFT and pltr for a loss down |
| What a generational dip buy |
| Guys dont leave.the more comments the higher the stock goes up |
| I love bull schmeat |
| Korea = EWY is coming back from the ashes |
| Meta is trash. |
| Come on, Shrek. Let's do it again. |
| Green EOD |
| Neither bought nor sold a single stock today |
| I got 9.463 shares in my Roth IRA. |
| bears still lose after all |
| ...of which $9B of the value comes from liquid cash. |
| Use up your margin folks. Buy semiconductor stocks now. |
| Was that the dip? Did I miss it? |
| Maybe? |
| Um isn’t the stuff going out the important part? |
| Weak V, won’t hold. Load the boat on puts. |
| Lebanon |
| of course not permabers hate money |
| The V is very weak sir |
| 🥭 : Feelin’ fine\n\nMarket: +1.5% |
| Guh. Another day like this and we’re liquidated |
| Maybe that was it? |
| is this the V yes or no ? |
| Thanks bro |
| Here comes the V! |
| Yup fake dip confirmed only fools sold |
| I’m just gonna buy V |
| Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna take it back to two \nBy now, you should've somehow realized what they're trying to do \nI don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about the DOW\n\nAnd backbeat, the word is on the street that interest rates are on the rise \nWeak hands don't really understand how demand dictates supply \nI don't believe that anybody wants to see Warsh be chairman Mao\n\nAnd all the risk we leveraged is unwinding \nAnd all the printers that were on are grinding \nThere are many things that I would like blame on you \nJerome Powell\n\nBecause maybe \nWe're gonna get rates from the 80's \nAnd after all \nLet's split an 8 ball |
| I sold at 100 so it’s obviously going to shoot past 300. \nSomething something irrational markets something something solvent |
| Yeah lemmie catch a falling knife again (mu) |
| one tweet and we rocket |
| this is like a -5% day in this market |
| Damn-\nNice job- thats a lot of money-\nI have 400 shares\nIm hoping to sell at 75- |
| MU green by end of the day. We will see greatest V of all time |
| v upwards: only AI stocks\n\nstock crashes: the whole market |
| Going to zero |
| Stupid people selling because of inflation. Prices go up, earnings go up, stocks go up. It’s easy. |
| Port down 9% sigh |
| Officially part of MU gang with 16 shares. Not much but it’s honest work |
| i would be in panic right now if i could read numbers |
| CALLS ON MU THAT WAS THE BOTTOM |
| Up or down im always bullish |
| Like I said before...dont play w MU. It's coming for SOULS. |
| We gon pump the rest of this week off of pure regard strength I can feel it in my bone |
| Is that it? I’ve been holding cash waiting for a serious dip and that’s it? |
| Maybe don't intentionally choose tickers you know wsb'ers will have to Google |
| who will ever use evtols? just 45% of us adult pop has flown in the last 12m (2025 data)\n\nhttps://www.airlines.org/dataset/air-travelers-in-america-annual-survey |
| Bought calls, so it is likely not in fact the bottom yet. |
| Correct. That's why I only nut to AI porn made by a model I fine tune myself on massive amounts of selfmade gay porn |
| And that's a very nasty, snarky question you just asked! |
| Verizon is up 1.82% on a non-earnings day… shit’s about to go down… |
| Inverse this guy |
| The bad news is nobody told Iran dat. |
| WE ARE SO BACK |
| Lol nice try zuck, but you are still a cuck. |
| Probably, any smidgen of a red day has been ass blasted to oblivion. Tomorrow we pump. |
| Mu bol trap finna have me seein schmeat |
| Its preprinted toilet paper. |
| 3.8% inflation just means we only need to print 3.8% more money LMAO |
| Better sell your puts now Bers won't see red for another 2 weeks after today |
| MU daughter or MSFT son? |
| Ppi priced in after this cpi move |
| Me too ... |
| I'm bearish but probably not today. 732 is support. |
| Mu lol 😂 ppl thot cheap bastards |
| It's just some normal leverage being removed. Chill. |
| What do you think? |
| Watch RKLB go green later today in this sea of red |
| Double bottom. Bers are cooked. 737 by close |
| Magic 8 ball says maybe |
| THE BUBBLE HAS BURST\n\n\nIT'S ALL OVER |
| All you need is a couple drones and threaten to use them |
| Oh cool. What’s coming out?? |
| still time for calls! |
| Will my MU 1000c print? They expire Friday |
| $staa bout to squeeze on earnings |
| Lightpath doin the taco |
| Got busy with work and didn't realized my 1d puts 5xed 🤩 |
| https://preview.redd.it/nkuxfeqroq0h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bd6804b2f7adc59bed18e71bd9066e5b8932fbe\n\n \nCheck back in an hour |
| BRAKING: DRAM to change name to DBANGD |
| V? |
| falling knife |
| nyc |
| Need bigger dip then this |
| Well, yall had your chance to buy the dip |
| Uno Block Reversie |
| SNDK BACK 1400 LFG |
| I am going to run a rope across the highway and charge cars $10 each to lower the rope. New cash cow business idea |
| Still time to sell ur puts ber |
| glad i bought the dip |
| Good idea, come back in the year 2085 when you're a millionaire but a million dollars is the price of one egg. |
| We are gonna need a bigger V |
| Way too many puts fueling this gap up tomorrow. |
| jim cramer called this dump yesterday |
| The sentiment here flips with both spam. I’ve been long oil and commodities through the swarm of lies from the white house. |
| Days like today just show that we hope to be on the right side of the pump or dump |
| #PUMP THIS SHITT |
| Qqq has to go down so MSFT can go up 😂 |
| 🚀v🚀v🚀v |
| Michael Curry |
| Hahahaha |
| Fake pump? Next leg down |
| Who sold at the bottom |
| Etf. There is also a 10x and 15x etf for MU |
| Lol when the Asians and Europeans see what we did here today.... 🤣 its over |
| No Patrick, 9 cents up is not a V |
| The AI trading MU uses MU is all you need to know. |
| BERS THOT!!! |
| Archer you get your ass back up there where u belong |
| Fake V |
| I DID. \n\nWHY DO YOU THINK IT KEEPS DIPPING?!\n\nFUCKING REGARD |
| I’ve been following WSB for about a year and still know nothing |
| V just took a shit |
| Every dollar that goes into social security is immediately paid out. The government doesn't hold anything. Current payers are just giving money to old and disabled people, with the hope that the next generation will do the same. However, gen alpha cannot even read so anyone younger than a Gen Xer is royally fucked. |
| Hello Mr V. you’re late to your meeting |
| Fake V then slowly bleed into close |
| MSFT is such a pile of shit. |
| MU is banned in China, so maybe they will talk to remove this ban. MU has been lobbying extensively this year to pass the MATCH Act, as in to restrict Chinese memory competitors from buying American manufacturing equipment they need to build their own chips. So the CEO and Trump going to China seemed like they stroke a deal… |
| Back in the game regards |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 21-May-2026 11:45 AM -05 |
| Let’s hope loaded on calls at bottom |
| !banbet |
| At least your portfolio is small |
| Good, you can’t be a ghey ber for too long |
| What can I say? I like the fucking V |
| is this the V ? |
| nike plz go to 40. let me finish building my position |
| A Princeton and Harvard education ain't what it used to be. |
| Ber SWEATING HARD lmao |
| What is this? V for ants? |
| In no world is a CEO that shrinks top line revenue 40% in 3 years a good CEO.\n\nApes act like shuttering half your company to eek out a meager profit is some genius move. It's pure desperation after every single actual strategic move he made failed spectacularly. |
| Personally, I bought a 10% dip like a gentleman |
| Pump up the jam, pump it up\n\nWhile your feet are stompin'\n\nAnd the jam is pumpin'\n\nLook ahead, the crowd is jumpin'\n\nPump it up a little more\n\nGet the party goin' on the dance floor\n\nSee, 'cause that's where the party's at\n\nAnd you'll find out if you do that |
| AXIOS SAVE US |
| Congrats regard |
| confirmed V, i had a phone call with Xi |
| Consolidation is a good thing |
| " Do a little dance, hold a little bag, get fucked tonight" |
| gamma squeeze. |
| V or deflationary hopium candle? |
| PLUG ripping? |
| yes indeed |
| MU from -11% to -8.5%. Bers about to get their shit terrorized |
| I did a 705 MU limit order when I was debating 710 🤦 |
| 😎😎 |
| Here comes the V boys. Buy up |
| I'm so screwed on ORCL dumping eod |
| Down $6k on MU calls now I'm up $300 |
| only if you have free cash |
| Those bots getting more human |
| And yall called me a gay ber for buying puts yesterday. Smh. Too easy. |
| I think we done dumping until tomorrow. Then more dump. Just like life. Only gotta poop once a day |
| until it doesn't, and rips back to ATH's by tomorrow afternoon... |
| Λ |
| Bottom is in |
| Starbucks dipping slowly we rip to close |
| SPY, c'mon old buddy, let's get that 738. One last score, and then we're done. |
| time to start day drinking 😭 |
| https://preview.redd.it/0ptq508boq0h1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cc69559e959e9810fe4611f64709df56545cb32\n\n,,Believe it or not, calls“\n\nI‘m calls myself I just wanted to post this picture lmao |
| You had me at communal. |
| Wut..\n\nIs there a 5x leveraged ETF, or is that through options or something? |
| Warsh you gonna do now |
| Alright, selling a bit more skew. |
| We got a ways more before the economy gets bad enough for the capex to be slowed. Music shall continue to play. |
| Buying the 7% dip after a 100% rally makes you the dip. You're weak if you're buying at these levels and should just give all your money to Baron and cut out the middle man. |
| Weren’t you shittin on MU earlier today lmao |
| Freak the fuck out and sell everything |
| NVIDIA essentially has two moats now. First is that it is the market leader in accelerated computing; it has CUDA and so on. The other moat is actually that it has already made the purchase commitments for chips and secured capacity from TSMC and from memory makers.\n\nIt is hard for others to take market share simply because the clean rooms are already reserved for Nvidia.\n\nThe market often tries to find reasons to sell NVDA and buy other semis and it is making a mistake. |
| Same, but I’m not expecting a return anytime soon. |
| MAX PAIN I WANT TO CRY AT WORK |
| SMCI, im gonna need you to fly to Beijing. /s |
| Spy 600 coming in a few weeks you regards |
| Wen v turn V |
| Im developing a gambling addiction |
| 😈🐂 |
| Double bottom is in, this V is about to be insane. Full check mark V to everything green through AH when announcement drops. |
| It just fell off a cliff. It's fucked |
| 737c will print |
| I think short term trading is still a relatively safe bet at the moment |
| The market has been pumping too much. Gas is running out. Dump time. |
| From -30% to -28%, nice V |
| MSFT goes down when QQQ goes up and vice versa. Actually insane |
| Come on soxl just break the trend and hold already so I can make more poor financial decisions |
| Once memory AI slop starts its so over |
| https://preview.redd.it/mw5pb1z9oq0h1.jpeg?width=797&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f8f5a190cfa67c6471b628c892fc95901080dd5\n\n \nYou rn |
| Honestly, AMD still looks strong long term, but I wouldn’t go all in up here. Scaling in slowly feels safer. |
| AMD definitely has momentum right now, but chasing after big runs can get painful fast. I’d probably wait for a dip before adding more. |
| Don't jump in front of a bull you'll get trampled |
| What a SHIT show! A dirty mucky one lol |
| Either ai buildout is doneAnd we tank. Or this is just taking profits and all time by friday no in between |
| MU dead cat bounces all the day. |
| Buy high sell low |
| Any one buying MU today? |
| holding 732p to valhalla |
| My hardon |
| Dead cat meow. |
| I need 🥭 to say "Talks going well!" and then give Xi a big beautiful kiss on tv |
| Dropping 18k on gut feeling. You deserve to be here. Please stick around for posting loss porn. |
| intel at 118 would be lit \n\n |
| Okay who fomo’d in just now? |
| Nah bro have faith we finna double our profits 😭😭😭 |
| PSIX on my top watchlist. Dodged a bullet there. Anyone else diesel pilled here? |
| I'm thinking Wendy's for lunch. |
| hegsie wears a plug all day. |
| Thank god we can all buy a googlebook to use chrome/gemini. Can't wait to drop 3k on 8gb of ram. |
| I’m averaging a solid 3 shits a day. 4 if you count my portfolio. |
| Go to zero MU |
| Massive Shreks on oil incoming |
| Imagine not buying the sandisk dip lol |
| Ofc we go back up |
| just domp it and don't look back |
| Now hold on, it’s been almost 3 minutes and UNH isn’t up another percent. I haven’t seen this in months. Surely this is illegal |
| #Welcome to the great semi crash of 2026 LMAO🤌 |
| Buy the next FOMO top too lol |
| Nice work, bro |
| It’s fake |
| $7500 es let me see you!! |
| That interview was an instant classic and I stole your meme. |
| A V for ants |
| Es sólo el sistema económico roto. |
| V for Vendetta |
| bol everyday be like "green by close" |
| This is probably fake Starbucks is still up |
| More people shitting = more people eating.\n\nGreen. |
| Every time a stock dips a bit I start seeing articles about how the stock is the worst stock ever. |
| Bull trap |
| Drunk Pete ain't always straight |
| Meanwhile broke internet news outlets casually doing +115% while people lose money on DRAM |
| Thoughts of UMC and XI doing a deal? |
| Did the ai bubble burst? |
| They already ran away last week. Always on the forefront of the rat ship |
| if chips are part of the deal and US agrees to give them to China, the AI trade will pump like crazy. \n$MU will touch $1000 before you buy summer clothes. |
| firm and thick, calls are the trick\n\nloose and runny, puts make money |
| Bought 100 shares of DRAM at 49. Looked like a bottom, might be a fakeout. Either way I’m buying the fear. 💎🙏🏻 |
| What’s propping SPY up rn? |
| Calls on miralax |
| I'm a rule breaker, and very sensitive |
| Am I crazy for eyeing NOW at this price? |
| They will see new aths by Friday |
| Guhhhhhh would have printed |
| They make up this shit. 😂\n\nThe booking, agreements will be cancelled and contracts will become void and stock will tank on negative news. That’s how it goes. |
| Generational lifetime buying dip |
| This is a dip |
| came in medium hot, I can see it. |
| Please don’t be a fake v please don’t be a fake v |
| NVDA it's time for a W |
| upvoting every bull comment because i need this |
| Fuck yeah 👌 |
| I bought intel at 129, we're in this together |
| Im such a dum dum could've just held and made a little but sold for loss cause im scared |
| LMAO |
| Is this the V |
| agreed, META's core revenue is growing strongly (up like 30% YoY) and their opportunities with AI are evident. If they come out with a model that can seriously compete with Anthropic, OpenAI, and Google, their growth potential looks massive. People just don't be seeing the vision |
| Calls on JNJ for imodium |
| Bought a MU 1000 lotto for funsies |
| Reminder day for 0dte degens. |
| this drop has nothing to do with DJT/Iran situation tho |
| 🫵😂😂😂 |
| Some people are saying it's really not possible to fall much further from here, you guys. |
| Nice work man, those green numbers hit different after a rough streak 🔥 Keep that momentum going! |
| Forever thinking of that person on reddit I found who explains he buys stocks and holds for 5-10 years. Showed me his past record and to buy pltr at ipo which I did. I've trawled for him in my account but never found him |
| caught SNDK at 1370 (after buying it at 1510 and selling at 1371) |
| MU dip buyers will be rewarded |
| fuckit just close your eyes and buy the dip |
| But even if you trained the model yourself the data inside the dataset would have been created by at least one other man. You'd have to create all the material you feed into the dataset yourself. |
| me say this tell me nothing |
| MU already recovering, lol. |
| Can you sell at the bottom as well pls |
| Just look at Kingdom Hearts 3\n\nKH 2 came out in 2005 and it took them 14 years to make KH3, it took so long that the fanbase quite literally didn't care anymore |
| 700 is the resistance now, be careful |
| If this goes green, the market is literally a 🎪😭 |
| bers take your profit while you can, get out before it's too late....and all that other bullshit you spew everyday until you finally have 4 hours to make money |
| SPY, how I wish that I could trust you. |
| When you have a bunch of tiny dicks together it’s a large volume of dicks |
| I am a cancer survivor and used to work for them going to fundraisers to speak until I realized only 1% of the donations actually go to helping anyone. |
| MU profit taking is done, time to moon again |
| Qqq green eod or I eat a shoe |
| VIX reminding us how much of a joke this all is |
| I bought 30 shares at $792 right after market close. |
| wen V |
| I hope you locked in profits bears lmaoooo |
| Thanks Lil E !! |
| Gay |
| Great when we can start blaming this chud instead of my sweet Jerome |
| ASTS management mentioned AI more times yesterday during EC than Jensen Huang did in all of 2025 |
| Last chance for DRAM under $50. All aboard! |
| >I just remember how much covid was downplayed in the first months until it spread massively\n\nyou have no credibility. thanks for playing. |
| Yes when we dump at the office, we get it out of our system, when our dumps are poor at the office, we dump in the market. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Buy the fucking dip regards |
| That’s why you’re supposed to wait for a pullback before taking a position. It’s okay, most of us have had to learn not to chase the hard way. I’ve certainly been burned like that before too |
| nope another dead cat |
| LQDA, that is all… |
| VVVVVVVV |
| I placed puts so yes |
| !banbet SPY -5% 7D |
| green eod |
| yes, and institutions are more precise with caring about how their money is treated. the board rejected the offer, yes sold shares at 80 bucks. |
| PAMP IT |
| Just bought MU 800’s for Friday around 710 |
| Tug-of-war isn’t over until everyone on one side lets go of the rope, and most to all on both sides have fallen the ground. (Often in the mud.)\n\nBut is it really a game of Monkey In The Middle? |
| OMG YES |
| is V in the chat with us? |
| Lambo time? |
| Hi RB! ♥️ |
| Just loaded up on TQQQ weekly calls. How's everyone else playing this dip |
| there’s concepts of a V |
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| I'm not selling my AMD puts until it reaches $370 tomorrow |
| Maybe talk to supreme justice kavenaugh about the devil's triangle? |
| >>>spy down 85 percent\n>>>vix calls down 35 percent\n\nFucK MY LIFE |
| another low would break my heart |
| Fake as ABC News |
| I “control” Reddit … because I can delete it at any time I desire 🤪 |
| watch from below thy peasants....kings are going to be made today, KINGS |
| How do you research stock plays? What's your basic setup into looking at how/when youre going into something new?\n\nAnything on your radar right now as a possible good opportunity? |
| Didn’t realize chess made its way to the special Olympics |
| Once in a decade? It was half the price due to dip just a month ago |
| META and MSFT inversing indices. |
| qcom demonstrated that it is not resilient |
| HERE WE GOOOOO |
| Fakest V of all time. Don’t fall for it |
| Biggest bear trap I ever seen in my life |
| Like wtf is that? |
| V |
| Is it finally crime o' clock? |
| What happened to my poor reddit shares |
| people pulling their money out of sloppy microsoft when the market pumps |
| MU calls printed once again\n\nI love this fucking game |
| I could wreck a bag of middlesworth bbq |
| Imagine not buying calls here |
| Remember it took INTC 25 and a half years to get back to all time highs.\n\nGood luck everyone! |
| Hilarious how bad people’s memory can be lol they must have forgotten how expensive oil was too back then |
| Hahah |
| noooo, I missed sony at 19 by 1d. leap bids were set. |
| Why |
| Well the big boys that started this mess are back from lunch tk save us from it |
| I STINK AT THIS |
| Texas |
| were MUning |
| Hella deep in Sony (bought today) |
| Once in a life time generational dip. |
| here comes the slop to join the party!! |
| Gta6 took so long, I grew up and doubt I'll ever buy a game console again tbh |
| Dont know how to spell orkistrated dip but thats what this is |
| Yikes |
| Is this the reversal? |
| UNH squeezing 410 eod |
| Diamond hands paying off (held semis for a day) |
| Is the V in the room with us yet? |
| Haha. yep.\n\nAlso: HI RP!! |
| fomo don't care about data |
| Holy volume on SOXS, big dick blocks |
| higher inflation?\n\nbetter reprice the indexes higher so they keep up\n\nGAS IT |
| Wen AXIOS headline on talks with China going well? |
| Out of those 2 which one is better in your opinion? |
| I’m not buying again until SPY dips below 700. This whole last month is fake and gay imo |
| The straight is open! Oil price go down? \n\nNo way Iran are laying mines or anything |
| Meta just touched the devils dick. |
| Peanuts vs. Potatoes ROUND 2----- FIGHT! |
| Feeling fomo to buy puts |
| Bruh. If you losin your shit over -10%, you probably just need to just VTI and chill and GTFO individual stonks. |
| Calls it is boys! |
| You're a bubble! |
| Meta is super cheap right now, by far the best risk to reward ratio in the mag7 |
| the V of all V or just a tiny hopebringer |
| Important price levels, let's see what happens. |
| I have noticed a good chunk of the morning comments in the daily discussion thread are about people's bowel movements, any way I can use this towards financial gain? |
| Awesome now my puts and calls are down equal amounts. Lucky me! |
| Imagine not buying SONY |
| I bought |
| Lebanon |
| She's a 10 but BLOOD RED |
| Load up before it goes up again |
| VIX off cliff |
| SOC is the ultimate YOLO as momentum shifts to energy |
| lebanon |
| I mean the hardware names deserved it, there was no reason for Intel to reach a 3 digit forward PE overnight while MSFT is racking billions every quarter and stagnates for 2 years |
| when bleeding stop |
| Ebay has the opportunity to do the funniest thing and reverse uno (not that anyone wants a bunch of dying gameslop stores) |
| Don't worry, your wife has taken them to her BF's home |
| All in dram calls |
| Once in a decade dip in MU - if you are not going into credit card debt to buy, you lack conviction and don’t even deserve to make money |
| I need NVDA 225 tommorrow |
| NVDA PUMP ME |
| Generational wealth opportunity |
| Believe it or not STILL BULLISH🖕 |
| Love to see UNH pumping. Have my UNH HSA dedicated to it at this point |
| we don't know enough about transmission at this point, the virus has an incubation / asymptomatic period that can go up to eight weeks, so there could already be more cases that are undetected, and in the previous outbreak in Argentina in 2018 apparently some people got infected with only minimal contact with a case \n\nyou need to spend time in proximity to someone who is positive, but you may not ever know they are positive, or not until it's too late. If no symptoms or if early symptoms resemble another virus someone could get in close proximity. \n\nI just remember how much covid was downplayed in the first months until it spread massively |
| WHATS THE NEWS WITH GOOGLE? |
| Full ported DRAM $50 Jan ‘27 calls in my ROTH. Wish me luck lol |
| Bears fucked lmao truly regarded stuff |
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| Vvvvvvvery nice |
| !banbet |
| So… calls? |
| 🥭 hasn’t used the temporary ceasefire card in a few days, plus the CPI numbers will be deep fried |
| Fuckin' JD Vance... I leave the country for one day and my stock pump falls apart. |
| From this day on, I will put my trust in DOCTOR MICHAEL J. BURRY |
| >The European Commission, the bloc’s executive arm, is exploring participation in the so-called Pax Silica alliance, ...\n\nhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-12/eu-in-talks-to-join-us-led-alliance-to-secure-tech-supply-chains\n\n\n |
| Crazy how RKLB is barely down |
| I need to find a Lebanese girl, where they all at? |
| What a shit day |
| buy sandisck? |
| I dont think so. Looks like it found legs |
| It takes some gut to buy a stock that ran up 400%. I was watching it from $120 and never had the courage to hit the buy button |
| LFG took UNH 400c earlier up 120% rn |