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| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/TES_XIAOHU made a bet that QQQ would go to 320.0 within **1 week** when it was 608.513 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I got $21 calls next friday... am i cooked... idk |
| Thankfully had a nice bounce back today, I’m assuming it’s only up from here |
| 3 month chart says it all. \nThis is a repeat of last year dump, probably not 10% but 3-5% is likely next week. |
| IF THEY ARENT INTO FUCKING KIDS THEYRE OUT OF THE CLUB . THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER ! |
| He's just rolling the "decade away" forward as he said that back in 2014 |
| I need this to drop or I'm going to have to do unspeakable things at Wendy's. 🥀 |
| Are gold and silver futures closed on Mon too? |
| It will moon on fake data and sub prime leveraged loans |
| Why the FUCK did I buy more SOFI. 😂😑😂😑🥴 |
| Yes, like that but with more *passion* |
| No dump today, stays at max pain, then Tuesday opens red, -1.5%, week follows by more red, Friday green. \nYou heard it here girls. |
| Buy high, sell low! |
| Lets see, its been ignoring it all day |
| thgheyta 🫲🫱 |
| Up on a mountain top, beating my drum.\n\nBeat it so loud 'til the MPs come.\n\nI said, MP MP don't arrest me.\n\nArrest that leg hiding behind that tree.\n\nHe stole whisky, I stole wine.\n\nLock him up and give him time. |
| Every dip is a fake dip |
| Whole world against BTG |
| I’m am taking my $2.50 profit today and calling it |
| Open |
| No shot at an end of day rug hey |
| sell it for a loss then buy it again when it hits 700 and repeat the process |
| WIGGER IS ROLLIN!!!! |
| This is as gay as Jeffrey and 🥭 doing kids |
| WHAT A GREAT DAY TO BE A PATRIOTIC BULL 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 |
| ba da ba ba ba\n\nI'm lovin it. |
| Sold all the gold I bought yesterday. Time to shut down the computer and get a jump on drinking the weekend away. |
| I hope so |
| It’s iv crush save your money for some other option |
| What club let's Jews like you in |
| V wap here we come |
| Yea that five year chart really is something 😬 |
| Dump time |
| Thank you 🙏 u/OSRSkarma \n\nFor me next week just PANW and LMND.\n\nGL Regards |
| Fake dip everyone CALM DOWN |
| We need to stop fighting and come together ber and bull brothers. Our division is what the Theta dogs want |
| Of course GOOG is down, because I have a couple calls and Ive been labeled as a super-sexy credit risk. |
| lots of red shite but spy up? straight up from the Epstein files. |
| Can we please just get more than like 1% gain days on half the market, then red days is just a frefall |
| Make that ten shots and god of chaos who may or may not be Satan could see about doing something. |
| I think there’s a better chance of Amazon -8% |
| i hate to be the bearer of bad news but he is bigtime fuk |
| For my final magic trick of the week, I will make us close at 686 |
| Anyone else get the vibe that he has always failed upward? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/adheretohospitality made a bet that SLV would go to 81.0 within **1 day** when it was 74.744 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Chicks, man. |
| Go check their customers and you will understand what you are missing out. Just a hint - Tesla, SpaceX, Amazon, Walmart, McDonald's are some of their customers |
| need more money but every position is down and im done being embarrassed at accountants office |
| If You mean talking shit then yes |
| I think you know as much about rockets as you do about stocks |
| Thinking dump into close, green into tuesday. |
| Looks like you held overnight which I’m pretty sure is longer than 30 minutes |
| Nah ah, it's a full dose! |
| The Trump-Epstein files came out after all huh? |
| You seem to care more about what other people think of you. Didn't get enough attention as a baby from your parents or what, bud? |
| We gonna pump into close or what, this is boring AF |
| beating my meat |
| Imo, will go to 120 before going up. Pure TA. |
| We started from the bottom came up a little and now we’re back on the bottom but we’re still here |
| They probably spit in yours too |
| Just joke. But I don’t think this is option related. Usually there’s fear spreading before major sell offs but they didn’t even bother with GOOGL |
| Amazon just need to be up 7.8% in 95mins. Buddy still got chance . |
| skyrocket ovr weekend pls bro |
| What y’all doing this weekend? |
| I’m going to wait for it to settle back to 6ish before I think about entering again, but it could keep going to 9-10 if the market pumps and the trend continues. It’s still a small market cap, but I think the RAM prices will catch up to them for next earnings. |
| ive used the "i dont have any money either" line several times, it works well |
| Methinks down at 3 or 330. Have been dca out of all my positions intraday. waiting for this last push until 3 and then its lotto puts. if im wrong im wrong, still up 4% today |
| Got me. RUn diagnostic. SUggest using desktop or laptop. \n\n¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ |
| pretty nice day, it warms my heart knowing next week will be basically this times 4 |
| What’s next? Everything seems a bit frothy |
| Calls on texas roadhouse 🤤 |
| Golly I got too horny with my short entries |
| Yep, honestly surprised memory storage sector managed to hold since we clearly have no more vibes left. Now all we have is only fear and double downing from rage traders |
| Brb just getting some beef jerky from my freezer |
| ARE YOU IN THE HABIT OF WALKING YOUR CAR TO THE CARWASH, YOUR HONOR?!? |
| Hooray GOOG broke 308 |
| Hawt dang RIVIAN |
| Bc I love the pain |
| spy 700 was promised to me 2000 years ago |
| I own PBR for awhile .It is state controlled and volatile than other energy stocks. Your pricing is right, but you never know when they will go for strike. And upcoming elections in Brazil may also hurt stock price. Sell it. It can go either way. I think March earnings will be good because of increased production , but any political unrest will drive down the price. |
| I mean once you are the world's reserve currency, you can't f*** that up, right? \n\n"Hold my orange", said Mango |
| AAPL ded |
| Holy fuck get a new line you people are so fucking stupid |
| It's going up a lot more than that in the next month. |
| I call them coin flips, and either you pick a direction and have a stop loss at the ready, or you stare at the chart all day and try to buy the second it looks like it picks a direction. Of course what ruin both strategy is these things love to do fake moves before the real moves. Stop you out before turning around. |
| meanwhile gold is just chugging along |
| bought sndk at $661 and i‘m panicking, what di i do |
| Hahahaha hahaha I'm dead |
| IF THEY'VE COMMITTED A CRIME, NO QUESTIONS ASKED, THEY'RE GONE! |
| Ah yes, volatility equals value. |
| The fuck are you talking about. Fucking dipshit. You and your pet rock has ruined people's savings literally. Multiple times keep falling for this shit. |
| Yes |
| Disregard |
| I need rddt to pump more |
| Theta already got to it but Ill do a shot if Google finishes green today |
| You right brother, 🥭 will ult us on Monday |
| I've had a lifelong interest in watching it\n\nWill actually get around to it tonight |
| Grabbed some 0dte spy calls. gonna see if this shit pumps EOD |
| you can't have a flair in japanese this is america |
| it sounds like he's trying to say his budget is based on debt? lmao. If this is true the originator is even dumber than he is. |
| A Supreme court is one typically topped with a combination of meats and vegetables. The essential, most common toppings include pepperoni, sausage, bell peppers, onions, and mushrooms, usually finished with black olives and extra mozzarella cheese. |
| 0.55% up? Whatever you’re taking, take half a dose 🫵🤡🫵 |
| Last time we had 3 day weekend he tanked it basically when markets closed\n\nAnd now he just had a speech with military\n\n🤔 |
| by when? |
| I hope you win anon. And all the haters in the comments are proved wrong. |
| Should've known when cramer was saying how genius Jeff Green was smh... |
| I just need slv to go up $4 more dollars. |
| Howww its @130 right now |
| Good bye everybody !banbet |
| That's what theta gang wants the bols to believe. |
| Burj Khalifa > Wiz Khalifa > Mia Khalifa |
| The movie The Gambler with Mark Wahlberg is basically that. |
| Nah, motherfucker. You were down $5 and "Feeling the heat." 🤣 That's a borderline ban for even admitting that shit. |
| hoo boy |
| the world could end any moment and we’d never have seen SPY 700 |
| Someone decrypted frozen mammoth poop. Allegedly for science. Never assume what you ate is safe |
| level 3 at least |
| I agree. Connect 4 gets boring quick. |
| How does a self-sustaining economy work? |
| Where is the guy who ... |
| Except it usually rebounds much higher after a crash so if you have a long profit horizon, it’s more beneficial to accumulate more shares at a cheaper price now. |
| The bers are in control. |
| I have calls @ 686 not happening. Might end at lime 682-683 |
| He laughs after he says they'll just refinance because he knows how fucking braindead that sounds. |
| well, it didn't used to do that before\n\ni trade all the time with multiple apps on one screen because touch makes it easier to trade and look at charts |
| Roll |
| So. Much. Winning. |
| What a piece of fucking shit |
| bro i hate connections game fuckin sucks |
| Rivian $50-75 end of the month |
| They are doing a wonderful job maximizing gains off of both bears rushing shorts and bols who can't resist FOMO buying back in. |
| No but you'd imagine there's be a small dead cat bounce after two weeks of straight falling |
| Or the 8% Amazon tf |
| We lost Cashflow for all that Venezuelan oil and we ain’t even gonna get it |
| But if it just keeps going up then the same will be true for you in 20 years! A crash isn't necessary for your wealth to build. |
| Yes looks like it |
| The bots in this sub want you to think bers are in control. |
| They have nothing to lose. It's a lotto ticket. |
| I can't argue the price, it's doing what it's doing I guess |
| Elite ball knowledge |
| Beginning to think that the spy 700 that was promised is not gonna happen 😡😡😡 |
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| is it normal to absolutely loath the stocks you hold? is this what bagholding feels like? |
| Very nice, good for you man. Thank you for the explanation as well. Their last gap like this was in May of last year and they held momentum pretty well. What are your thoughts for those of us looking to get in who missed this play? |
| Of course MMs are not worried about the weekend. They hire interns to monitor algos in case the sell is needed. Why this bs is so rigged? 🫵🤡 |
| Patience. |
| High valuations and weak hiring are tempering investor "animal spirits". 😂 Wondering what type of animal u think u are this week .. 😂 |
| Mega caps haven’t been it this year |
| What the fuck is this volume, kill me man. Was hoping to get some money on 0dte by banking on oil and military recovering but guess nobody wants to buy |
| Time flies when you print the worlds reserve currency |
| Max pain for SPY is 685.00, does that mean we are closing at 685.00? |
| It's not going out of business - it is using it's $7B of annual free cash flow to buy back its own stock. So probably, it's paypal who's buying itself right now |
| I have never once got a favorable fill and I was able to sneak in below mid for some reason. Surely MM would be giving me free favorable fills out of the kindness of their hearts and not because it’s gonna dump further |
| Power hour to $690 |
| If you can’t stand the thermodynamics, get out of the kitchen. |
| It's a meme stock at this point |
| I'm a glass 4% full kind of guy |
| Their earnings growth is negative with little hope of regaining lost market share. Paypal is toast. |
| This guy has Wendy’s manager vibes. |
| Your search - ***Did Mia Khalifa say "I was only in the business for three months"*** \- did not match any documents. |
| maybe AI is still digesting the news |
| ipad explains all your problems. |
| Oh look. Another low volume bullshit up day. |
| LOOK AT THE DOW!!! |
| Ahahaha Jane street just sold 3 million gamesuck shares and those jokers are talking about how it’s a good thing I mean god damn |
| How much did you buy? |
| ahahhahha |
| No way Jose |
| Better chance that NVDA becomes the #1 religion in the world 🌎 |
| Rivian wilding |
| Rivian is literally the easiest ticker to trade ever. Buy 13-15 short 19-20 rinse and repeat |
| gotta be a move up or down at 3 or 330 for sure |
| If you’ve still got 30 years of 401k matching ahead of you, why wouldn’t you want it to crash down? Boomers average SPY price/share probably $150.00. I want some of that. |
| It's wasn't, Jesus is story stolen from eastern folklore and religion. (horus, mithras) Just like every story in Catholicism, it's stolen from another religion. |
| Put credit spread to end the day. Final free 10k extraction from the regards of today. Closing above 685 |
| Imagine 80% of your trades being right but you don’t take profits what level of retardism is that? |
| no way you say? |
| Please, don't kick me out again bro 😒 |
| trader is just a misspelling of retard |
| Of course you think these fickle investors want to be in for a long weekend |
| Im with ya, many things don't make sense to me. Probably spent thousands on me to never buy anything.\n\n\nTo me Bitcoin is worth a couple bucks just cuz of the technology. I don't understand most liberals. |
| number go up |
| Would be sick for my noob calls spy @ 686 |
| 50,000 goybucks |
| Woulda been better if she knew what she was talking about, at all.\n\nThis guy is filthy rich, wealthy even. He has 10 friends that own bank brands. There is no vetting process for your wealthy friends. \n\nHe can get money whenever. Did you see how much of a nothing-burger getting more.mowny is to Saylor? That doesn't even make the list of challenges in his world. |
| Long chop as in down? |
| Like Batman kinda |
| No way this doesn’t slide till the end of the day |
| Who? |
| No. A power hour to remember!!! |
| Thanks for helping me responsible boys. Leaving the casino for a bit to pay off some of my debt, will see ya boys in the future, I’m sure |
| i think you're talking about the macos version, i'm using it on an ipad |
| I bought 200k of VOO at 626. Lets see where it goes. |
| Gold, bitches. Gold! |
| I think people want to buy a good dip. Most of the money I’ve ever made was from buying SPX calls after a 5 or 10% sell off. Going sideways is boring |
| DJIA still below 50k. Are we arresting pedos yet? |
| I'm going to say this one time and one time only\n\n*Fuck GOOG* |
| Is it just me, why doesnt NBIS have the AI Digest notes in Robinhood? |
| And memory/storage. |
| I know what a roll is, but what is there to roll here in relation to bitcoin? his AUM/budget is funded by debt? that makes no sense |
| But one is going out of business and the other has the most traffic and popular services there are |
| If it makes you feel any better I lost that much in 45 seconds yesterday |
| You think banks will lend to you at that point? Yah! They're also retarded |
| Red afternoon :(? |
| Silver chart is actually hilarious |
| It is! Second place goes to Tom Lee for his ETH call by year’s end. ( last year!! ) |
| Thanks man. I appreciate it |
| Using IPhone is not fun at all. Damn, made a mistake |
| Yep |
| This is all Trumps fault 😂 |
| It will |
| VIX is doing something…. |
| Will NVDA ever hit 200? yeesh |
| …or become a mercenary?\n\n…or a criminal? Does crime pay? |
| The best thing that could happen for me is for NVDA to go bankrupt and cease to exist so I stop buying calls on the stock. |
| Theta dogs |
| You have to add in sand and oil there somewhere. I can’t remember the last time someone waged war on Africa. |
| how do i short this guy ??? |
| Me too! \n\nMe too! |
| Mia Khalifa "I was only in the business for three months". |
| Homeless dude asking for money not knowing we the same I just call myself a "trader" |
| EOD thoughts? |
| I'll never be able to wrap my head around the twisted psychology of a person who wants the market to go down. Capitalizing on it is one thing but foaming at the mouth praying that a bunch of people's retirements tank? Absolutely sickening |
| Thank you for your service, you brave warrior. o7 |
| But you could be up 100 bands in 3 more months |
| For a company with no profit, still expensive. Thats why they selling bonds to keep it going. Stay away!! |
| thats paethetic |
| Chase emailed me that I am eligible for a $60,000 car at only 9% interest through them. What a fucking steal! |
| BREAKING: I am no longer a RIVN bag-holder 😦👌 |
| Ah yea I dont catch sarcasm online lmaoo I can see that now though, and also same, ive been changing my entire vibe in it all; and im alot more cautious now, which has helped, and also stopped me from making bank which adds to the stress 😂 |
| So your source really is trust me bro. Got it, you are very regarded |
| Moar |
| pypl has a 7 P/E ratio, goog has a 30 p/e ratio and is issuing 100-year debt to pay for AI slop |
| Is mango speaking? |
| Why are people buying calls? |
| Should I buy more 0dte AMZN $205 right before the pump? |
| That was forced selling by over-leveraged bols. |
| you're a high frequency algorithm now |
| Only way to be in position for the big pump next week |
| For real... My calls are barely up and I'm still down overall lol |
| Chronic shitposter dropping the kayfabe: do the smart thing and payoff the vehicle and pay down the mortgage. You won’t regret it – it’s the most liberating feeling. |
| A band is $1,000 |
| Debatable\n\nhttps://share.google/Aem95zBCOV3CRd83W |
| how do people even trade 0dte i don't have balls of steel |
| i can go down another 50% form here |
| Hit up the roulette table and pray you guess right several times in a row. |
| How many shares of GOOGL does this person have |
| Please make him lead mod of this sub. |
| Are women and billionaires responsible for 99% of consumer spending? |
| Talks through his teeth like a weirdo. |
| Cash out. I was up 30k from Jan to February. Looked at it on Feb 6th and said damn I should cash out. Lost 20k the next day. Bled out another 10k this past week. |
| Theta wins again😂🤡 |
| Ahahahaha damn gamesuck really fucking sucks thank u for free puts money yet again |
| It’s never enough |
| It was such a great week for depression. My depression calls literally 10x’d |
| Waiting for the big red dildo at the end of the day. |
| Who the fk is buying PayPal? Like what goes through your mind... Imma sell Google which is growing and minting money.... To buy PayPal\n\nMake it make sense. PayPal up 3%, Google red |
| I wouldn’t recommend doing weekly’s. I’m going long into May calls |
| I agree 👍 |
| What the fuck put that 10k in spy calls |
| what is 10 bands |
| I’ve never seen a screen name check out so well. |
| Are you still buying Moooooo? |
| Need 680 and I need it NOW |
| Sure\n\nMy point is the constitution has largely been optional for a long time now. It doesn't seem to be getting any more significant as time passes. |
| Tuesday-Thursday will be a bloodbath, Friday will be green. Look at the three month chart. Looks familiar? |
| MartyMoho was his nick |
| for fuks sake have blood bath |
| Are you short? Not a bad time to take profit… |
| Then you're doing something wrong. |
| !remindme 4d |
| Lmao I was fuckin with you I try to look at it that way too but I truly don’t feel like doing this much longer shit is so stressful |
| how would you know |
| Bro just do it and leave a little in to still play. Make it a challenge. Paying the loans now means more tendies for the casino later |
| You tryna gamble or you tryna have a better life, retard |
| All on Red ♥️ |
| Well just some chunk changes . All good |
| Swing trading SPY shares with a six figure account is way less stressful then gambling on 0DTE options on a micro penis account like mine |
| Tesla is amongest then ten biggest companies in the world, by marked cap. People have realized that Elon Musk promises a lot, but fails on delivery even more. The valuation of Tesla is pure fantasy. The downfall of Tesla depends only upon if investors believe in the genius of Musk. But sure, maybe next year they overtake some of the most competitive markets right now. \n\n \nTesla short is one of the safest forms of investments or in that ballpark. |
| This is Gay |
| Bro should have bought HUBS |
| 8,000 Bitcoin by October ? |
| Buyers are exit liquidity |
| I would start with good afternoon\n\nThen compliment him on being polite, well spoken and a non political expert |
| Its going to pump as soon as he loses it all. Thats how the system is rigged |
| Nopeee |
| cvx??\n\n |
| I raise 600 |
| If you're swinging 35k in a day, thats absolute peanuts. Nobody cares about how much money anyone is down, just the percentage. |
| DE puts for sure farmers can’t afford new equipments |
| I’m here. Jorking in the shadows |
| All of my calls are expiring worthless today so you know next week will be bigly green. |
| Early weekend start |
| SPY 700 soon get your calls in now boys 🤔 |
| i dont know what you are seeing |
| In this market? Anything is possible |
| the trick is to lose 70k last year instead of makin any gains |
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| honestly this feels like another case where a company got too aggressive expanding into the sketchy grey areas while their core business was actually solid\n\n \nthe hair/ED/mental health subscription model is pretty bulletproof - people aren't gonna stop wanting those services and the recurring revenue is nice. but they had to go chase the GLP-1 hype train and now they're dealing with the FDA breathing down their necks plus Novo coming after them\n\n \nwith that much liquidity they can probably weather the storm but man, that CEO control structure is gonna make this interesting. when one person holds 90% voting power during a regulatory crisis things can get wild fast\n\n \nseems like the market's gonna keep treating this as toxic until there's clarity on whether DOJ actually moves forward or if they can settle/pivot away from the problematic GLP-1 marketing |
| Lots and lots of bags to hand off to retail before we hit the next leg down. |
| Man, I’m up 10 bands in the last three months, but it doesn’t feel like shit. I get I should cash out, pay my car off, and enough off my mortgage to remove PMI. Help me be responsible boys |
| spreads. |
| VIX curling up going into long weekend and regards here are talking about buying calls and SPX 7000. We are going to open at 670 on Tuesday lol with volmageddon 2.0 |
| I don't know if it works like that. On that day trading on US markets is frozen and only rest of the world trades their etfs and american shares listed on other exchanges (which stay open and tradable surprisingly enough). If shares get pumped they might miss out. Though i guess they won't hold options. |
| My puts on life support |
| I wonder if he drives an Amazon truck and just ponders while giving you the wrong package |
| Flat EOD |
| I might be a failure here but in the MetaVerse I’m a man of consequence and that’s really what matters. |
| GPT bullshit |
| wen theta? |
| Taxes suck, just paid capital gains.... |
| Who did this for First energy? Wild amount of open interest with 0 volume.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/keo8fej1abjg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd6b03baf15d4b82adb8e1b7127d8c52e116f458 |
| You just don't understand the business 🤝 |
| Really wanna buy OTM NDX calls but scared and expensive😞 |
| Shareholder problem |
| They won’t let this garbage dump |
| Yup, im still 35k down since April |
| It is a quick trip to the mental hospital |
| Been at the strip club 1 hour already. Only tipped $1 so far 🤌 |
| You're \*too smart to try the options. It's basically just sports betting but you're spending $1500 on some crazy outcome instead of $20. |
| I know the feeling. Got out of my qqq puts for a loss earlier. Didn’t like the set up |
| Down on shares or options? |
| $400 |
| lollolol made money on wall street fearing the AI lololololol |
| I bought $3,000 worth 0dte today! Only a nickel per option! I was like can I get 650 please and they said yes!\n\nThese will not print |
| A man can only dream. Look at how long META has been in the dumps after November’s earning disaster |
| Of these what’s your highest conviction? |
| Not crazy at all. |
| just for you it's gonna pump another 20% just in time for local buttcorn bottom |
| Holy fuck I can't keep scalping .10 and .20 cents on these cons just fucking breakout or kill me already |
| Darker than the danish |
| Did they beat earnings |
| That dude with 1K contracts ? Hahahaha |
| Market closed Monday 🤔 |
| You ain’t going anywhere with a bankroll that can barley cover a happy meal |
| How crazy is it to leave positions in to long weekend? |
| Go heavy into silver/precious metals, the pantshidder gonna attack Iran and all the survivalist types will spend their monthly allowance on silver and gold |
| I wouldn't, not because you couldn't make money but because I can't time the market for shit. |
| Get a job |
| Where did all the bers from yesterday go |
| Advertising is the most retarded industry in the world lmao. I have bought like 2 things in my life because of an ad and they are so fucking wrong with the targeted ads its unreal. Im literally getting mcdonalds ads in japanese, how tf are advertising based companies worth anything? |
| This thread had me second guessing doing a call. I thought amazon its just gotta go up. Ya saved me 2k so let that ease your suffering 👍 |
| $AMZN 210 next week ? |
| Up 35k today but still down 127k YTD\n\nGUH |
| this worse than pretending to care about your dates hobbies |
| Invested in them a long time ago and knew the business. Saw RAM prices soaring and other companies taking off and then CRSR dropping lower with earnings coming up. Checked RAM price trends to see when it took off, when CRSR provided guidance (before prices increased). Then I took a chance (since they order and brand RAM) that they had contracts at better prices. |
| Y’all are regarded |
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| I just lost everything except $35 any suggestions o. How I can turn into more? |
| yes that is why you cant just pick 1 thing to base your whole position off of. |
| y do u guys lose money?\n\nu shouldnt do that |
| The COIN pump is so fake, zoom out. \nPuts for next week. |
| “No regrets.”\n\nThere’s your problem. |
| I hope AMZN rockets rn to save homie |
| that was the last red candle to hit on SPY for the rest of the day |
| Iranians are light complexion |
| literally 1/10th of that but go off |
| I had more money when I woke up this morning than I do now 😩 |
| Serenity now.... Insanity later. |
| Sure from the resulting inflation |
| pls benjamin netanyahu save my nvda, pls benjamin netanyahu |
| regular business as always |
| Scrotus |
| I mean, make SNDK bank for the next few weeks and move on. Or are you "investing"? |
| i don’t use twitter, sorry 🙁 |
| I do have large holdings in railroad companies. That’s all I’ll confirm. |
| Are you still buying Voo at these prices ? |
| If SCOTUS decides tariff is illegal next Friday, SPY +5% immediately. |
| Hopped in some Jan GLD and XLU calls. Going full boomer lol |
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| I don’t think it’s right but the fact of the matter is, war is bullish if it’s against people of dark complexion |
| No one does, but hell if youre gonna do it, never think everything can skyrocket is essentially what im getting at. Not only for myself but others who need to hear it lol |
| definitely reminds me of ben shapiro saying homeowners can just sell their underwater coastal properties if sea levels rise https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9FGRkqUdf8 |
| Try 70% |
| Look man, no one really cares but it’s funny that you’re on a shit posting sub and taking things personally and getting all bent out shape. |
| Fucking drop man |
| Who the fuck is this Bret Coin guy everyone is talking about \n\nIs he related to the Oil guy? Same person? He take his wife’s name or something? |
| just never hold shit bro that is disgusting |
| 688 within the hour |
| here comes spy |
| Nothing like lose half my portfolio |
| My bad I was using my timezone but I edited it |
| I love this sub |
| You think I want to do this shit for another year ? I’m tryna break even off one play and be done with options 😅 |
| Bru |
| I hate that these kind of charts always look like they could blast off to the moon or drop into the Earth's crust. I need a Truth™ to tell me what to do next |
| Turned out to be true today too |
| I'll tell ya what, if we hit 687 today ill close them out |
| Didn’t we just have an fomc? |
| You buy at the dips to make money, I buy at ATHs to lose money we are not the same |
| Wtf are you talking about its already past that. |
| 🤯 |
| Holding put over the weeeeekend |
| Man glad we bounced today cus 😮💨 it’s tough being regarded |
| They are watching |
| I don’t know why, but I think this is Warren buffets burner account |
| Utility stocks are carrying the entire market |
| Long calls it is |
| my 0dte calls are slowly bleedinnnngggg. I need one big push toward 687 |
| This is garbage, full day chopping 20 points and clearing out 0DTES |
| Thanks |
| Long weekend so sell off at 3:30? Who staying and willing to be trapped when dump-dump says some weird shit |
| PANW calls\nDE puts\nWMT calls\nLVY puts\nFIG calls\n\nInverse me regards |
| Not holding shit over the weekend |
| RIME catching steam |
| Nice entry. got in at 6 selling CSPs. Been a rough couple of weeks. |
| Calls on VMC, we always buy stuff from them in our company |
| Your pp is .85 |
| GLD dip buyers from yesterday eating good 🗿 |
| Said he was ending wars and starting one at the same time |
| I'm gonna need SPY $700 by Tuesday thx |
| "just refinance the debt" duh |
| No today’s idiots are just focused on derivatives, yesterdays idiots we’re focused on the old stocks like sears, last weeks idiots were focused on internet stocks. Ask your parents about the market and they call it gambling, bc it is in a way, but you can’t put $10 on red and come back in 20 years to see if red every hit. Also, just know I think you’re an idiot so don’t judge too many other “idiots” too harshly. |
| Oh yeaaaaaa forgot gold loves to pump end day |
| Better then Disney or PayPal on the 5 year. |
| Gunning for at minimum 100$ a day. Its tiny in the short term but Thats 26k EOY. Small wins will bring this back. If youre also down; think of it this way. |
| RIP dude |
| Tall descending wicks on SPY for the past hour yktv |
| You are retard, ok? |
| Which part is retarded exactly? MSTR sells volatility, nothing changed, whether BTC is at 1k or 100k. |
| https://preview.redd.it/m2x0l5jz8bjg1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4ccba1ca7c0439b8f3a05066d4c35319b856830\n\nThe Banana Stand |
| *You’ve gotta know all the rules to know when you can break them*\n\n>Puts grandmas retirement savings into 1dte SPY puts 19% OTM |
| Gold going bonkers again, what did 🥭 do this time? |
| Anyone heard from that guy with the AMZN 205 calls? |
| 🤔I was expecting the standard silver rug-pull about now. Are the algos running late on the dump? |
| gold lol |
| Please don't tell HowToBasic |
| Pump to new highs at 2:40-2:50ish and then dumps harddd |
| Its honestly astonishing there are people MORE mentally ill than myself on here. Very rare to see irl yet in here I get schizomogged all day. |
| Nahh this is like a 10-15 year hold for me |
| PAMP IT HARD |
| Nbis pe is 850😂😂😂 |
| You can kick options out when they're not the day before they're due... |
| Options for Tuesday which pls |
| #what |
| Neither is he |
| Going to take me months to make back what I lost today. Then have another one of these days. Rinse and repeat |
| if you want to bring up typically \n\ntypically short trading weeks are green weeks |
| They will pump the kids first |
| Predicting another good bump for WMT |
| Of course they will! If I default they can just refinance |
| Jane doing jane things |
| KAHM OAN RDDT break 140 and make these short covering sops cower before your formidable green shrek dildos |
| You gotta be brave as fuck holding calls over this weekend |
| I also have SNDK 660c 3/13/26. On the next move up I’ll prob close out. Famous last words hah |
| Ah interesting. Makes sense to do it that way. Now i gotta decide if i have the balls. |
| Meta hates the color green |
| At the refinance store, duh. |
| Probably moon into close and then open blood red on Tuesday. Market correction isn't done until PLTR touches 100. |
| Really don't care for how VIX keeps wanting to curl up |
| Insane how many times we have seen 685 and seconds later its 684.30, it literally happened again as I typed this comment |
| how? |
| The decay hit hard today I bet |
| 1000 bucks of amzn 5 years ago is like 1200 now LOL, it still beat my port by ∞ |
| The inferno only grows every day |
| Typically regarded to trade the Friday afternoon before the market is closed for three days. |
| Ok pedos gone pump this shit |
| Yes that is part of the joke |
| Bold move, Cotton.. |
| just calling what i see |
| Did Donald just clap for hoss own speech? Is that allowed? |
| Had to load up on BBAI @ 4.20🚀🚀 |
| Well then systemic racism isn’t doing a very good job of keeping them down, because those minorities occupy more of the white collar jobs now than at any other point in American history. |
| Market’s closed Monday |
| sorry bro |
| Market’s closed Monday |
| It's like they were looking for a nice correction, but thought the numbers wouldn't be cooked. So, somehow red at close. |
| shes pretty |
| Can we get more pedophile lackies crashing out in front of congress so this bitch can dump to 600 already? |
| CVNA TO 5, WAT A TRASH COMPANY |
| where? |
| YMCA at a military speech is insane. We’re so done for |
| Remember that time when a dude who wanted to PM of Canada said to invest in Bitcoin to hedge against inflation. |
| Learn to code! Oh... Wait..\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jog4fbcm8bjg1.jpeg?width=32&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e5b94ae0f8e557243d7b641f3cc175dad5c7043 |
| $APLD COFFEE'S FREE AT THIS LEVEL WAKE THE FUCK UP |
| HOTTEST COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD |
| In a future where money doesn’t matter, do you matter? |
| Hes talking to the military not investors lmfao |
| #Amazon died again LMAO🤌 |
| Anyone a member of the J Cramer investing “club” ? Do they sell any merch (like t-shirts)?? |
| actually market will pump on ww3 news |
| Algos gonna dump when Orange speech ends? |
| And another one just like the other one…SPY pattern for the day 😂😂😂 |
| Nope, he just take the dividend and lives on it. |
| Want to see SPY cross 685? Want to see it do it again? Want to see it do it again? Want to see it do it again? Want to see it do it again? Want to see it do it again? Want to see it do it again? Want to see it do it again? Want to see it do it again? Want to see it do it again? Want to see it do it again? Want to see it do it again? Want to see it do it again? |
| yes |
| LETS GOO CASINO!!! |
| the look on her face though lmao |
| Oh yeah we’re going to war\n\nThis is a pump up speech |
| Hats off to the hedgies |
| He is risen! Hajaloola |
| Just counter trade this idiot and you‘ll be massively profitable apparently |
| No, but I am very good at losing money |
| Trillion billion |
| Well... thats how Billionaires do it.\n\nThey get most of their pay in stock options. They take loans against the stocks, then refinance adding in more stocks. All while paying almost no taxes since they didnt sell stocks and they were loaned the money. |
| Simpsons then: mmmm donut\n\nSimpsons now: mmmm penis |
| I’m going to be so rich when WW3 starts and the market tanks 25% on Monday. \n\nLiterally can’t go tits up. |
| One more real rally and I'm out!\n\nFor good... Until Monday |
| The trick to losing money? |
| did you guys hear dow jone broke 50k holy shit boys all my worries are over |
| why |
| Guys gimme some companies that drop lots of spy drops that I can get long puts on |
| Short SLV into close? |
| I think we bleed\n\nDoes big money wanna hold during long weekend? |
| Came back to this because I was pulling for the fellah |
| Dump monday through thursday, then pump on Friday, rinse and repeat its not hard regards |
| Btc below 69k. Maybe SPY really will slide into close |
| I think the stock market is facing the same issue uber, airbnb and everything that used to be good faced.\n\nThere are too many poor losers involved now. This shit sucks now, its not just intelligent dudes with spare money doing things right. There are too many low class, idiotic participants and we cant have nice things anymore. |
| Jesus was not a black man. If anything he had olive skin. How many black Jews do you think there were in the area 2,000 years ago? 🤦🏻♂️ |
| I better wake up with a huge shrek dong up my arse. |
| Thing is, it was good enough to replace me when GPT 3 came out, but still here. Code bros getting axed by their own creation though |
| where the amazon guy from yesterday at |
| So is coin. I don’t really care to argue to each his own. I’m not trying to pump the stock but 41 percent of their revenue came from custodian, staking, smart contracts basically everything other than trading. I like their numbers a lot and they are 3x smaller in market cap than hood.\n\nEdit not to mention they have stocks sports and predictions now. Bitcoin credit card is huge as well |
| looking for exit liquidity bub? |
| Good god I just want to get my 3:30 meeting over with, go home, and hit my fucking bong. \n\nThen I’m going to play Project Zomboid 😎\n\nDudley Chong, deaf, dyslexic Construction Worker is on a very promising run. Man’s deadly with a hammer. |
| Stephen A Smith looking at $GOOG: YOU BITCH. YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT. |
| Fuck your 680 puts and 690 calls lol |
| If you use margin in a non-retarded way it basically pays for itself with the first $1000 interest free. But if you're retarded don't touch margin |
| Trump out here talking about Biden again |
| The other bots say the opposite. |
| Lmfao DJT just said fuck your calls |
| Probably would've been cheaper on aliexpress |
| You shouldn’t be holding any stocks period if you don’t have your emotions in check. |
| Do we really have to wait until 3:31 |
| Are we allergic to 685? dafuq |
| If you eliminate the bottom third of every country they'd all be performing much better. Yes that's how that works. I'm also well aware that white Americans have more opportunities and privileges than minorities. Might have something to do with the hundreds of years of systemic racism specifically designed to keep those minorities down... |
| You beasted too hard |
| No one here read the article - Wendy’s is doing better this year and will grow. |
| Need a flash crash into oblivion |
| Fuuuuu... |
| Sorry didn’t know you’re illiterate |
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| It doesn't even matter if you're right sometimes. I had some options that should have printed aftermarket on Cisco years ago. CEO then tells everyone he's guiding the company for stability and not growth. Lost everything by the morning. |
| 0de calls are gonna moon |
| Is the Robinhood gold card worth it? |
| Imagine being so retarded you fight the money printer. |
| I bought 1300 at 28 but sold 1000 at 35. Still have 300 and will likely sell half soon. |
| Everyone begging for red just mad they had calls yesterday. |
| Bro I was so close life changing money never listen to Reddit of course Coinbase was going too moon |
| holding leveraged corn ETFs over a 3 day weekend right now sucks. but if I sell obviously it's going up. |
| 9 |
| Hell yeah, it's been good to me so far... |
| $NBIS OUT HERE MOGGING THE WHOLE MARKET |
| Just close the US market for 2026. We can regroup in 2027 when people come to a consensus of what the fuck we actually want to do instead of sit in the same spot. |
| ok fine, I'll fucking sell covered calls on GOOG, you win market |
| It doesn't matter. As long as it is trading and reaches that point before the expiry, you win. |
| Ouchies. Dude -- you have 25k at 19. Most people have nothing, and only a net worth of \~50k by 30. Play it safer - put 80%+ into long term savings and be degenerate with the rest (if you want to go to the school of WSB's) |
| Get in ACLS before earnings. |
| We're gonna need another sacrifice to the owl god at Bohemian Grove for these spy calls to pay |
| Hood is more than just crypto, many many people still actually use it also. |
| Just full port on Sandisk or MU dips |
| You know Wall Street looks at this right? |
| What are you blabbing about? lmfao |
| hes just unlucky to be hodling right when Trump Inc needs to cash out their bribe crypto |
| Let's dump to 600 and try this bull run again. This is trash. Get it over with. |
| the only good buy is more delicious puts |
| If I had that name I would do something like that. |
| 🥭 speaking |
| Damn that is good., |
| Weak grandpa green candles |
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| 3$ for a length of rope at Lowe’s |
| Thats because the wallstreet skynet literally draws charts nowadays based on what people will do when certain indicators look a certain way to maximize liquidity and then just does something entirely different because it was all a fugazi to trap retail. Its not the TA lying, its the fact that the charts are all made up now and it is no longer possible to describe the aggregate behavior of the market participants based off the charts. |
| theres no way we dont sell off before a 3 day weekend |
| Ok, hear me out, a couple of you made the statement of, write it off! This made me think HTF do you write off currency loss? And BTW, I thought the FED did not recognize crypto?? But then my monkey ass Googled can you write off Crypto losses, and lo and behold, they said. \n"Yes, you can write off Bitcoin investment losses to reduce your tax liability. Under [IRS rules](https://www.irs.gov/filing/digital-assets), crypto is treated as property, allowing you to use capital losses to offset capital gains. If losses exceed gains, you can deduct up to $3,000 of the net loss against ordinary income, with excess losses carried forward to future years. " So to confuse myself, I asked ol Google if CASH is considered property by the IRS? \n"Yes, the IRS views cash as a form of property, specifically as a financial asset or money, which is taxable income when received. While not classified as "tangible personal property" (such as equipment or cars), cash is included in the definition of property when calculating capital gains and in reporting requirements for large, >$10,000 transactions." So, under Joe Biden, inflation was 21.5% that means the value of my saved cash property fell by 21.5%. Does this now mean we can write off inflation against our CASH Property and offset my capital gains on investments? So confused LOL |
| What time would that use to check the stock price? My concern is a selloff by americapoors after a huge earnings pump. Though to be honest sandisk will probably be 740 by then anyway. |
| Fucking AAPL roasting me today |
| Stock with a daily range around $10 currently only at 5, with it all being the opening 15 candle. SEND IT. |
| Is DraftKings a buy here? |
| Nvidia you piece of shit |
| Touch me SPY |
| Me & the homies bout to hit revenge drive by on theta gang block, dem bitchez gots to pay |
| None of youse guys, got the invitation with the password to get in—“pussy riot" and it shows 😂😂😂😂 |
| You’re missing my point. We TEACH the same things, but certain groups of Americans don’t want to put in the work to be successful. In fact, if you factor out blacks and Hispanics, the U.S. ranks in the top 5 for all the categories you just mentioned. Call me racist or whatever you want, but the numbers don’t lie. |
| Nah fuck hood im all over coin |
| If you were to paint a 350z orange or red? |
| It takes like 2 minutes for them to enter the totals |
| Anyone else got a micro soft peen |
| Slow fade to flat going into a 3 day weekend |
| Tech is Joeover for real |
| It would be funny as fuck if we ended on a massive selloff |
| lol. Keep dreaming |
| LMAO imagine being a fucking POET bagholderS |
| spy forming the thicc ass formation |
| 3 day weekend gives 🥭 a lot of time to come up with something bat shit crazy |
| Lmao |
| COME ON SPY DONT GIVE UP WE GOING TO 690 |
| How much did you lose now? |
| Its, Tylenol. He's special. |
| mu = nvda\nwdc = amd\nsndk = smci💀 |
| Surely eventually the mag 7 will pump again... |
| i know what’s de minimis and it’s between bro’s legs. |
| When your Baconator is about to be foreclosed on 😔 |
| SNDK infinite money glitch |
| Fuck man I’m still down 60k down pick a side 🤬🤬🤬🖕🖕🖕 |
| >banana stand\n\nAMZN calls, you say? |
| Could you inform us on your next trade? |
| Holy crap the market is being brutally frame mogged while we all jestergoon and stockmaxx |
| Is it possible that Satoru Gojo is using Infinity to prevent SPY from reaching 700 |
| Playing retard's advocate here.. \n\nHe's right if you consider Bitcoin like the USD. No credit risk and let that shit roll.. |
| pabst blue ribbon |
| We believe in HOOD we like the stock. |
| Damn I had 800 shares at 55, sold at 57 like a wussy. Bought BBAI instead and now I'm down on that lol |
| crayon boys are so pathetic\n\n"we're rangebound until bulls or bears can prove otherwise, but if we break it can also be a false break"\n\neven a tossed coin has more conviction than these pussy ass clowns |
| Damn bros... the lost decaders last year might have been right...\n\nLost decade is real, and it is coming for your sanity. |
| btc is ripping back to 100k in 2 months |
| damp et |
| Yahoo finance has a premium subscription service for 40$ a month. |
| LMAO wtf? Free money glitch or time zone differences |
| My on paper gain was like $256 after a massive loss at the beginning of the year. All it took was a zillion trades and my accountant is going to have to put in a 12 hr shift |
| Spy volume drying up faster than wsb volume rn |
| It can always be worse |
| Wild how pinned AMZN is to $200 |
| Hospitals need to be staffed 24/7, so they operate on either an 8hr rotation (3x) or a 12hr rotation. Most nurses work 12hrs.\n\nI agree with you, 12hrs is too long for me too. But someone needs to do it... |
| !banbet |
| The pattern says up, but the vibes say down. |
| Holding calls over the 3 day weekend is no bueno... |
| the giant bong coin on his shelf |
| Greenland agrees to sign up if DOW hits 50k by close |
| What are these contracts ? What should I search to understand more |
| HOW DARE YOU THE DOW IS OVER 49,000 DOLLARS |
| Meant to buy Iren, accidentally just bought Iran |
| rofl, gl. If you hit, i'ma send the SEC to you for insider trading the regards |
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| You actually believe we have world class schooling? Math we rank 28th out of the 37 first world countries. We rank 12 in science and 9th in literacy. Almost every single Asian country outperforms us in every category. Our culture and our system is failing the American children. We will never stack up to Asia in any STEM category. |
| HOOD is doing the exact same cycle it did last week. Down Monday - Thursday and up Friday |
| Article I, Section 8, Clause 11, dumbass |
| Just filed my taxes. My Section 1256 was crazy |
| Literally insane |
| Wish I bought more DOCN at $50 sigh |
| Buy puts on mstr, blows up, buy calls on rklb, starts tanking, cest la vie |
| So you're not losing enough. Keep up the good work. |
| alright Pam, we caught you |
| Dump, 69, ass eating, are you trying to say something? |
| September 22nd actually |
| I have a buy order ready for 69,420 |
| Boredom is the trick. Makes you click the button to feel something |
| Obviously the market is going to dump because then it can pump harder next earnings season. |
| It’s a write off for them |
| Daily low dose Cialis is awesome for your heart, muscle gains, endothelial health, and, daily boners. |
| alt season about to start when it literally cannot get anymore bearish than it currently is |
| Nah |
| have there been less bots on here pumping stocks like dnut , AMC? or what ever they are pumping. or have i been tuning them out. |
| Imagine having a job where your work is all done on a computer right now lol, how could you sleep? AI literally 3 months away from kicking your ass to the curb you lazy meat bag. |
| Like it or not I criticized Obama for the same shit. Just because it was done previously doesn't make it okay. That's called societal progression |
| Forget about Wall Street, forget about the stock market – your 401(k)s are doing great! |
| How did you find out about their RAM surplus? |
| This is why Mr beast creating a financial platform is solid gold. As weird as that sounds. It gives future access to the next generation of investors (even better for growth valuations than actually having those customers now) AND he gets 100% clean and modern data pipeline to implement AI native, not just digital native, technology to his banking platform. The partnership with Tom Lee makes more sense.\n\nIt will happen much more quickly than previous iterations of digital transformation, since it's been done before with good returns. This is a textbook business case study, live. |
| Gamma. They’re trying to get it to 690 as the magnet won’t go past 695 and they already shorted gamma this morning |
| 0.002% 😂😂😂 |
| AMZN +0.16% is weaker than my erection after a full night of boozing |
| oh and its the day before valentines day and my tuna onion breathe reeks |
| You win Walstreet. You have officially bored me to fucking death since October. |
| 🌽 gotta break below 69k if we’re gonna actually dump |
| Can someone smarter tell me how ASTX and ASTN are both up when one of them is supposed to be inverse of the other |
| This is the American way in 2026 my friend. |
| Think this will hurt the health insurance sector? |
| SPY stop chopping in a stupid range for all of eternity challenge |
| https://www.theverge.com/2012/8/4/3219958/superstitious-fund-project-sid-robot-shing-tat-chung |
| GOOG chart looks like it’s ready to rip on the 15. Potential IHS forming, but patterns don’t mean shit. |
| 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Except TSA |
| Algos are fake and ghey 😂😂😂 |
| Is the 2% dump in the room with us bears? |
| Docn pumping again, fsly flying |
| This is going to rip on Tuesday. Such a small bump on great CPI print? MMs are keeping things under control |
| Paper hands have saved lives in the past week |
| 685 is a fortress |
| It’s worked before. |
| Thanks bought calls |
| Okay hedge fund manager |
| It’s not gonna dump because I need it to dump |
| banbet sandisk 700 14d |
| I agree but you know the powers that be wouldn't give up 40 hrs a week |
| Every small dump is being baught, but why |
| Just checked dude. It’s up .1% |
| Can we stop fake dumping already, come on now |
| Sorry...here is a quick summary....we are fuked.. stay tuned |
| So if your car is 90% off over the cliff, roll it forward? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/TachyonicBeing made a bet that SLV would go to 75.0 within **1 day** when it was 69.421 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Fallout is ELITE viewing. The Pitt is pretty badass if you need to find the perma dopamine hit. |
| Bosa on cnbc just said she was anti-NVDA see we knew it all along |
| You are an idiot and I salute you |
| Put it into a total market etf and forget it. Or spread it around in a value etf, growth etf, and dividend etf. Fuck buy bonds for shits sake. Do not try to turn it into 100k in 3 months or whatever. Don’t be a fucking moron. |
| Bro, WTH? Borrowing is a major way small caps grow. Lower rates imply future growth, so therefore IWM rips. Meanwhile, QQQ needs to chill. Its forward PE is slightly too high, but appropriately coming down now. How is this so unusual? |
| not my gumdrop buttons! |
| 12 is too long. I think people could wrap their heads around 10. I pushed for it at my last job, upper management agree but corporate said no |
| XMAG is a ticker that exists. |
| Real Move after 330 |
| Why did American tax payer dollars get used to loot Venezuela for the oil to go to Israel and the money to go to Qatar bank account? |
| Yeah probably if history is any indicator |
| I'm right at predicting the pump but I'm a paper hand bitch |
| Jesus christ I don’t have the focus to read all that |
| no one wants to stick arouind for the long weekend? lol |
| Being a kid means enjoying weekends off from school. Being an adult means hating weekends because the market is closed. |
| This parts gonna piss a lot of people off… |
| Bc you react to today’s news instead of accurately predicting tomorrows. In short, you’re a basic b group thinker and will never win this game with that mindset |
| can stocks like, be individuals for once |
| 2% dump incumming |
| Now? Or morning… 😂😂😂 |
| Can we finally dump ? I need a big one |
| Made 20% on my account today in 20 minutes, and now I'm done for the day. Feels good |
| 😂 "I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."😂 |
| Wellness check |
| looking like we might bleed into close into a long weekend |
| Imagine if I full-ported spy puts 0DTE |
| Pls no |
| I kinda want to do my first freebie banbet\n\nI'm thinking sandisk 700 for like 5 minutes after open on the day after nvidia earnings. Is there a way to parse that |
| All you have to do to make money is inverse what redditors are saying is gonna happen |
| It’s only DHS. Nobody give a F about that |
| Always asking for multibagger..... AMPX ; you're welcome and don't say I didn't tell ya |
| Keep the casino open |
| This is bullshit. American schools teach the same things that European and Chinese schools teach. The issue lies with a prevailing culture of entitlement, not schooling |
| yes please |
| Rich people take on debt to own assets that are generating cash so they don't need to put any of their own cash down upfront but Bitcoin doesn't generate any cash so this is just lunacy |
| Only for Tuesday to take it all back and then some |
| Is the government shutdown priced in 🧐 |
| Doesn't sound like an issue unless an error cause a shutdown. Mine lags when behind another app and jumps forward but I got another screen. Now it only does it if a screensaver goes off or everything hibernates, sometimes ToS just shuts down. \n\nAlso on windows though. |
| It literally can't go tits up |
| i'm happy for you or sorry that happened |
| Lord of the rings was a little shorter than this |
| bol r scared shitless and u kno it |
| We have no business being green |
| Congrats on your loss |
| We’re kinda due for a 🥭 headline to paaaamp this to oblivion no?\n\nHe can’t be chill with so many other countries outperforming USA in 2026. \n\nSomethings cookin |
| when I made this meme 5 years ago we were in a pretty extended kangaroo market for a few months\n\nSame time of year too now that I think about it |
| You can Google oil prices. I don't think I need a source for that |
| do you hate making money? |
| I want to invest in S&P493 |
| red close? probably for dow at least |
| What about Amazon going up is delusional |
| Cooked |
| Ok now I'm fucking pissed |
| Well the problem is they literally dont have the cash to pay out if it does L0L. |
| His reported cost basis is 69. He’s had it for a while now. And just reported two days ago in filings that it’s still his biggest position. It’s not the only reason you just buy a stock. But it plays a role for sure.\n\nHe also bought NKE which I thought he was regarded for. So did many others. He’s not the oracle. However, when smart people buy companies you already own or are interested in buying, it can provide some confidence. |
| Good thing we didn't waste it paying 2 billion on student loans |
| At least you’d have the land. Bitcoin has nothing. |
| It would make my day if SPY go red |
| Fidelity merged with robinhood; rob-infidelity-hood |
| Are we about to have another 2 weeks where all the dog shit companies run up 150% in 2 weeks while the mega caps do nothing and then the dog shit companies get cut in half in 3 days all the while SPY oscillates between 680-695 for the 6th consecutive cycle? Are we really going to do this again? |
| am i lost or did you just describe a mod |
| ok shakespeare |
| OP Should write a book .. How to turn $58,000 into $0 in just one EASY step! |
| alright Mark, those are your words |
| I think spy ends at 682 today |
| Who even gives a shit premiums on 0dte are dogshit rn |
| When was the last kang time 2015-2016? |
| Nah the real is this of you didn't know....On February 12, 2026, the logistics sector suffered its worst day in years after a small firm, Algorhythm Holdings, announced a platform called SemiCab. \nThe Disruption: The tool claims to scale freight volumes by 300% to 400% without increasing headcount, directly threatening the "high-fee, labor-intensive" models of established brokers.\nSo investors fear loss of profits from this AI scare trades ....but what gave them the mega fear is In financial services, the focus has turned to Wealth Management and Banking following the release of a tool named "Hazel" by the fintech firm Altruist. \nThe Disruption: Unlike earlier chatbots, Hazel features "transactional agency," autonomously executing complex tax-loss harvesting and portfolio rebalancing across multiple institutions in seconds—tasks previously requiring human analysts.\nMarket Impact:\nCharles Schwab (SCHW): Fell roughly 11% over four sessions as investors worried about the sustainability of stable wealth management fee streams.\nLPL Financial (LPLA): Dropped over 8% following the Hazel announcement.\nRaymond James (RJF): Saw its worst single-day decline since the 2020 pandemic.\nThe Legacy Debt Trap: Mid-tier banks like Fifth Third and PNC are under pressure because they spend roughly 40% of IT budgets maintaining decades-old COBOL core systems, making it difficult to integrate the clean data feeds required for high-functioning AI agents. \n\n\nThis not years folks AI will fuk many jobs in months... prepare anoos.... |
| Ber the kind of guy who schedules a ZOOM meeting for 4 PM on Friday. |
| Speak for yourself |
| Oh, you again? Man do you just go around all subs spouting bullshit nonsense? |
| insane amount of volume on the 0dtes for AAPL, it's not going to move anywhere until the last 10 minutes because of this |
| The other day, a barber in my neighborhood was arrested for selling drugs. It was so shocking, because I'd been his client for years. I had no idea he was a barber. |
| Ber |
| babies with vegtble cream cheese |
| It's very unstable you see, thats why people will lend us money |
| Mark my words, market gonna tank at close |
| If shorts don’t defend $18 into weekend Rivian Monday gonna gap up another 20% |
| if you just gonna give away all your money. zelle me some!! i will at least send you pics of me on vacation enjoying myself |
| Everyone here talking about puts only, my calls are saved |
| and big beautiful companies like $TPC stand to benefit! 5x in less than 2 years. Chefs 😘 |
| Full port into QQQI for 14% dividends and be free today |
| Rug pull incoming boys |
| so hungry what should i eat for lunch fellas |
| If you have a peepee your a male |
| MSTR, saylor, MSTR, saylor, MSTR..please repeat after me. |
| My nephew has a computer related company. He has a few dozen employees. He told us yesterday that he is now able to fire every single one of them because of AI. Hes no Bezos or Musk so instead of firing hes retraining all of them into AI management. Haven't a clue but the takeaway from chat was: does your job require mental effort? You job is first on chopping block. Does your job require physical effort? Your job is (mostly) safe. His uncle and I both agreed that scary times up ahead for 20-40 yos. |
| AMZN delivering that sweet shareholder value right up my bum |
| This is mad annoying, either go up or dump |
| Anyone that's educated I believe is the target.... pure retardium, SPY to 50,000, dollar to .0001 |
| Come on AMZN! 7.75% more!! |
| down, up or yes? |
| Cash the fuck out. I promise you this isn't going 100+ for a while |
| Well probably not the last chance but one of many last chances! |
| Love the handle! Super smash bros is top 5 games of all time. |
| Yeah sure I'm like minus 95% on cgc. Screw them |
| Not very agitating either |
| Thanks so much |
| TSLA puts for next week |
| no valentine, no green |
| I just saw JPow riding a moped with a backpack full of his “tools” probably nothing |
| I had an earnings gamble go from -99% to up 800%+ to hit breakeven lol |
| You go bro 😎 |
| Lots of bears in here. May be setting up for a power hour rip |
| 308 wall on GOOG is a Golden Dome |
| red candles have twice the volume of green candles on ES… but okay dude |
| 199.9999999999999999999999 |
| Well that was a real ***Witness Me!!*** move\n\n^(I punted $5k on TSLA March put calls that are dead now so I know the feeling) |
| Donnie and the boys are planning to spend $38 BILLION on new prisoner detention facilities? That's wild. They must be going to lock up all the 🌈🐻 too that are betting against his beautiful market. |
| Elaborate? |
| Imagine AAPL would actually do something to help that resistance at $686. We would be on the moon rn. |
| By the time you find out about Ackman's positions you are exit liquidity. Crazy that people still fall for that shit xD |
| it only goes up if you have covered calls. |
| putting my life savings into iren |
| Short oracle rn |
| Literally just throw it all on a few 0DTE and scalp. Take you less than a week. |
| lmao yet another high volume red candle flush followed by low volume chump pump green candles… it’s hilarious at this point… this is gonna be a glorious bol trap |
| I combined with calls though too. Rebounds are entirely predictable. |
| Bezos 200 sell wall is back to haunt us all |
| I was thinking the same until I remembered when I looked it up at the beginning of the week and apparently Vyvanse is no longer on the banned list. But adderall and other amphetamine-based are still prohibited.\n\nI think they may be loosening up on the subject. There is still a lot of stigma on ADHD in Asian comunities generally, so I'm glad to see things move a bit. Maybe this will help too.\n\nFunny enough, Tracy Otsuka is a big proponent of positive sides of ADHD (ADHD for smartass women). I like cool coincidences like these. |
| That's still too high |
| It'd be really cool if we could finally break 686 just sayin |
| Bros I’m dead you win. Uncle. |
| Thanks dog im up 30% doing the inverse kingdraco strategy |
| Show me on the chart where the stagflation touched you |
| Gone 🫠 |
| Well, there's a lot of companies pumping today that have been on a downtrend. Take COIN and MSTR for example. But has BTC found its bottom? Looking at quantum stock again.... |
| BTC has become a meme of itself. The entire premise of its value is being a decentralized currency. The worst thing for a currency is volatility. Nobody wants to spend a currency when it can 2x in a year, nobody wants to accept a currency when it can drop 30% in a week. Go ask dudes who bought some weed with BTC in 2016 how they are feeling today. Companies tried adopting it as a currency, which went out the window when crypto crashed and companies watched entire net margins disappear in a matter of months.\n\nBTC has become homogeneous with USD, the entire thing it was suppose to be decoupled from. It's basically a glorified pyramid scheme now. A bunch of people who spent USD, hoping to sell it down the road to the next sucker for more USD.\n\nShitcoin economics with some mainstream acceptance. |
| just heard men can get yeast infections too\n\ncan any **bers** confirm ?? |
| Small caps and the Russel outpacing the nasdaq this hard in 2026 after a cutting cycle is pretty bearish but I’m waiting for a structural break one way or the other |
| the beatings will continue until everyone turns back bullish |
| Like it or not but formal declarations of war haven't been a thing for almost a century in the US |
| Americans are falling behind because our school system is equivalent to a second world county. |
| similar position...i think im gona hold. sndk 690 and 720, both exp may 2026.\n\nnow my mu 500c 03/20 tho... |
| I’m like a paid agitator but I’m not paid |
| im with you. 700-3.5k on spy puts this week |
| why is google so ghey? |
| i use robinhood and fidelity hehe |
| is bitcoin coming alive? or just a little trappy poo? |
| In 2005-2006 when I started seeing TV advertisements for adjustable sub-prime rate mortgages, I knew something didn't sound right, so I just started playing Kingdom Hearts 2. |
| No bailouts. |
| Friday the 13th! Time for spooky BS! 🧙💀💥😲💩 |
| It tasted good? |
| 🤫 🤫 🤫 |
| Will AMZN finish at 200 or 200? Those are the only options. |
| Likely out of desperation. They’d obviously prefer to not have to deal with all this incoming competition. |
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| Bro buys the top of the short squeeze and then acts flabbergasted that a stock could go down xD , only on wsb. |
| I single-handedly called the top of mu after buying 0dte calls |
| In the long term, Amazon should be doing great |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| What trial? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Ascertion made a bet that APP would go to 390.0 within **1 day** when it was 375.377 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Thank god for my dividend portion of my portfolio. |
| trial? |
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| butt butt butt the Dow Jones is 50,000 🥺👉👈 |
| It’s not that deep man. I’m balls deep in AI and Tech. I use Uber everyday, Ackman biggest position, cheap stock. Possible they win the autonomy race anyway. |
| All I need is to 2.5x my net worth and then I won't have to pretend to care about these bullshit meetings. |
| Thing about bitcoin is there are many people that actively want it to go to zero because they now associate it with oligarchs, scammers and douchebags. |
| Rivian beat earnings therefore logically Tesla must pump. |
| Self diagnosing myself with up syndrome for thinking META would roar back |
| Nobody trusts this pump. The VIX refuses to fuck off |
| Allah wills it |
| Just log out, come back in December the number will be the same. |
| Banbet your $cock my $ass 1d |
| Up $1100 for the day, wrapping up till Tuesday see ya regards next week |
| Holy shit I’ve made like 10 gs on these TSLA peaks and valleys. Major boner going into the weekend. |
| Im listening... |
| you look like you wipe towards your balls |
| Would need 684.51 to break but I don’t see it happening and it’s gonna bounce again |
| Crypto bill is interesting |
| Cucked by Jensen |
| 685 is strong as hell |
| Nah we will be 100 on spy by june |
| lettuce 🙏 |
| 🫲everythings👁️🫦👁️computer🫱 |
| Blind call buying is always the play whenever there is a dip. |
| I think he meant citizens of india |
| Given the price action there is probably some point at which those will be profitable, whether or not you sell is a different matter. |
| Yurrr |
| Buy OTM puts on SPY and QQQ. Tuesday is going to be a blood bath. Look at VIX refusing to die for a hint. |
| it no longer updates screen when behind another app using stage manager/multitask |
| Still got 2 hours for Amazon to be up 8% 😂 |
| at least it's above 200. oh wait... |
| These broccoli headed kids are str8 retarded. Many studies saying so. Too much computers and tiktok cooked them is the short version |
| I'm sorry this is pure comedy. Is it intended to be? |
| Loaded up on the $660p expiring in June. Tell me I’m an idiot. |
| Up 20% on the day with SNXX. Take profits or stay greedy? |
| Equal weight index is beating the absolute dogshit out of SPY this year |
| Grindurrr |
| my hobbies? using robinhood but telling people online I use schwab/fidelity |
| Made the right call guessing that today would be BS price action |
| ah yes the bag 7 led by AMZN |
| Bought my puts wat too early. At least I closed them\nOut green instead of\nDown 25% |
| every single dip is fake and gey |
| Bondi is the cause of PDF downfall like ADBE |
| Ber trap hehe |
| Are you trying to be a clown, I made an observation and asked a question. From response it’s clear that you didn’t read my question about anyone actually selling shares short on RH? Jesus dude get a life. |
| Enjoy the green while it lasts lol |
| this sub is fucking insane man, you could have put it in voo and done literally nothing for an entire year and made a bunch of money |
| All this fuckn kang gang bullshit is exhausting |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/xtA9PmXXTq\n\nSome of you have never traded in a kangaroo market clearly. This is not the time for bulls and bears to be at each others throats. |
| Amazon be green for a day challenge: IMPOSSIBLE |
| I know that’s it’s not actually going to dump rn but lord knows I need it to |
| Tesler is just a special little boy isn’t it |
| Corn a better spy indicator than it is store of value lmao |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Key-Customer-9853 made a bet that SLV would go to 73.15 within **1 day** when it was 69.351 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Yah hot blondes have too easy of a life |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/doctorqaz made a bet that RDDT would go to 152.4474 within **1 week** when it was 145.188 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 17 wins and 17 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I moved over a bit and ate my sandwich there |
| #All of today's moves are complete. You can take the rest of the day off. SPY will move like 0.01% in the next 2 hours. LMAO🤌 |
| The lion doesn’t concern himself with a -99.8% portfolio \n\nThe lion buys more 100 bagger 0dte calls that will definitely hit |
| Can’t get a Valentine but can always rely on the market to peg me |
| the whole ai sector is gonna get a pretty big correction till mid to end of march |
| Easy to talk big on green days |
| I'm so fucking sick of this Saylor slander. \n\nMSTR a very complex and forward thinking business strategy you WSB morons couldn't comprehend but I'll spell it out for you. \n\n**P**ioneering \n\n**O**rganization\n\n**N**etworks\n\n**Z**ealotry\n\n**I**ndependence\n\nYou're going to look real fucking stupid when Bitcoin becomes the world's number one store of value, or currency, or whatever the fuck he says it is. |
| That’s way to much for absolutely zero reason. We should all unite and not pay federal taxes this year |
| TSLA and MSTR are the only stocks worth holding long term |
| Uh oh, double top look out below!! 📉 |
| Holy fuck CRDO is such a piece of shit stock, such a dirt and filth equity |
| Puts IBIT and ETHA\n\nCalls SBIT |
| It’s because I sold at $3 |
| Go on |
| You know it’s a good day when you made back most of yesterday’s losses |
| https://preview.redd.it/211odhrc4bjg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2b83b52542418b25f140c203ac751cbdf70407f\n\nWent back for more cuz i lie to myself and the internet. |
| Poots |
| Put my life savings into NBIS at $93 |
| Ive literally only heard the stupidest and most impressionable people in my life mention this ratshit, warehouse workers were talking about investing in uber in the breakroom the other day. You are the top signal you dunce. |
| TSLA just doesnt care about the rest of plebs and living the life of its own |
| "trust me bro correction has just started" - bers everytime\n\njust accept we are already dead and our punishment is eternal torture between spy 675-695 |
| Kang gang |
| Heavy bags |
| Spx straddle |
| Thats just Tinder |
| Ironic considering his entire administration is full of unqualified sycophants |
| 🌎🧑🚀🔫👨🚀 |
| Dies, turns out was right the whole time, everyone stares in awe. Many such cases |
| Mango seems like the type of guy to do something wild and unpredictable because it’s Presidents’ Day and he’s the President. \n\nMaybe straddles/strangles here? |
| Here it is, the double top that was promised to us 3000y ago |
| going relatively calm into weekend \nmarket close monday \nim suspicious |
| SNDK 10% intraday move 591->657 wow |
| I am in with him! Bought today for $.05.\n\nWhat a discount\n\nAnd no - I am losing too |
| Good thing they’ll be auto-closed at 682 |
| general market fear + correction needed after constant growth for so long |
| “DoUbLe ToP lOoK oUt BeLoW” |
| Americans have fallen behind because our institutions are favoring people based on their demographics rather than aptitude |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/MrMasterPP made a bet that AEP would go to 130.0 within **1 week** when it was 120.304 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| [Yeah, it's cool. They can just ride it off. ](https://youtu.be/sRlnmoCdAsQ) |
| https://preview.redd.it/xnw178y44bjg1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=a0c8859e1c191ce018e0c637fe44a5a20fc6e8e8\n\n |
| Imagine Amazon pumps +8% the very next trading day after his calls expire 💀 |
| Same |
| Anyone got a play? |
| business idea: robinhood dating app that caters to people who are mentally deficient |
| Oh boy I’m finally solvent again! Surely the market can’t still be irrational |
| Eventually but for now it's range bound |
| Boomers are the worst offenders of playing their stupid short videos out loud (max volume) in public |
| Two aircraft carriers parked in the Middle East |
| How so? |
| 🤝 |
| Can someone just pump Tesla to get NQ over 25k |
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| Dude! Why has this phrase popped up in my mind too! I just don’t know what to do with it. Other than a pornstar name |
| well isnt is to that another poor guy just bought his lost money to lose his money too? |
| I mean, everyone knew volatility would increase over time. But daily 1%+ movements in the indexes, every day, in opposite directions, is getting insane.\n\nI guess these covered call ETFs will continue to print dividends in these market conditions. Enables FIRE with QQQI paying 14%. |
| Bottom signal |
| Ha, maybe if you’re one of the plebs. Everyone important knows the market is secretly open. |
| they are next week. |
| That retard is me 😞 🔫🤡 |
| Get ready for the dump bro |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/bobby_stackz made a bet that RDDT would go to 180.0 within **1 week** when it was 144.882 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Repeat after me.. saylor, saylor, saylor.....! |
| Same |
| $205 today. Trust me bro |
| hopefully he shares the loss porn on saturday |
| Hahaha |
| Ready for 675 close? Get your puts now! |
| thinkorswim is so fucking trash on ios now |
| many people are saying this is the deadest dead cat bounce of all time. everyone's saying it actually. they've never seen a dead cat bounce so dead before. |
| I walked a mile to a dark secluded area to eat my lunch. Subway tuna melt, thanks for asking. No bench but I see a stone wall so I sit down. Light up a joint, I'm in Amsterdam after-all? boom 2 scooters hit each other followed by the women screaming OH MY GOD and the man screaming AH MY LEG AH MY LEG |
| It's ironic Trump wants to go back to merit based hiring. I get the sentiment but the reality is that Americans have fallen behind. This will lead to less Americans actually getting jobs and into prestigious colleges. |
| 686 is the new 696 |
| I have a feeling we gonna dump but I'm also stupid. |
| Lemme make sure I understand. Dow>50,000 means Epstein was alright, but when it falls under, he and 🥭 are bad guys again? |
| I heard something about initial decision or some shit in a week. |
| Market just killing bers’ hope and dreams. |
| It’s always oversold 😂😂😂 |