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| I guess the SPCX IPO wasn't the end of the world |
| I'm completely cool with it pumping Monday |
| I transferred what was left of my 401k when I quit my job- gambled on sandisk cuz the volatility was wild af and the float was tiny. Easy to sell calls/puts for crazy premiums but holding it ended up being the better play. I’ll probably sell an ATM put on it on Monday just to get back in, they’re going for like 10.00 |
| yup. shit is going to 2x next week. |
| Let them “vote” with their hard earned money, LMAO \n\nIt’ll get scooped up by other rich people just like him |
| 🐻get three days again before getting absolutely rekt - time for a weekend of hard celebrating |
| Had to wait 30 minutes for Door Dash to find me a delivery worker. Economy's running hot boys |
| In 2018, Elon tweeted about going private with Tesla. The SEC found this to be market manipulation and forced him to step down as Chairman of the Board. However, he retained his position as CEO, kept his controlling share of the company, then bought Twitter four years later.\n\nNow, the President of SpaceX is floating the idea of a merger with Tesla, and specifically stated it was to streamline things *for Elon.*\n\nJust a friendly reminder that none of it really matters and all of it is a stupid game.\n\nIn the wise words of a drunk cyborg's grandson: "Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV." |
| wtf are you talking about lol? this takes 2 minutes to look up. Tesla has been profitable for the past 5+ years....$44B in cumulative net-income over that period. if you don't believe in US GAAP then their FCF is $26B over the same time period. |
| Love it |
| The opening skipped over my limit buy -.- |
| What if he doesnt exist anymore. The batman has to come back |
| So you’re saying buy puts with a 6 week expo? |
| "Let me ask you a question--"\n\n🫵 No.\n\nI would have answered a question if you asked it without telling me you were gonna ask, but now you've lost your chance\n\nThis conversation, sorry, INTERROGATION is over!!! 😤😤😤😤 |
| I wouldn’t be surprised if SPCX ran up another 100% next 2 weeks, because fuck logic…also limited float |
| lol this definitely works much better 🍻 |
| Infest the rats nest |
| I don't know which platform you used but I put in limit orders of 5 shares for 140 145 150 etc and at opening it said it was halted but everything 150 and above executed for me at 150 on Fidelity. Nothing below 150 executed however |
| Winning! |
| Buy the googl dip. That's all I got to say about that. |
| Average Reddit moment |
| https://preview.redd.it/tndv6rhahx6h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9407438499091fdb88d45473aa966f7aecfec48 |
| Sounds like you need a Nasdaq bidet. |
| raise your hand if diamond-handed your SOXL/TQQQ/SPXL position\n\nbecause you knew the dump was fake and gay anyways |
| Remind me when $SPCX grows revenue by 40x to match Amazon's revenue. On that day, it deserves > 2T valuation. Not a day before. \nBut hey - Elmo d-riders would buy. Bet on them. |
| Excellent DD o7 |
| Now? Before the last week before earnings? |
| Okay Mr Fring |
| Ive never met a real person who a) likes cyber trucks or b) doesn't think Elon is a (choose one:) asshole, idiot, full of shit. He is always crying for attention and he's a scumbag to people. |
| He will lose more and more. |
| at this point markets don't care\n\ndespite oil reserves globally literally only having another 3 weeks before they are at or below stress level |
| Bought 1 share sold for $.18 profit hell yeah |
| Awe you really mean it🥹 |
| Well that makes two of us. MU to the fucking moon 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Guys, what's the move? I want to get into growth stocks with Nov dated calls. FEED ME\n\nhigh cap stocks with expensive options don't count |
| And it's been down more before many times |
| I got 11/20 at 135 |
| im watching and thinking the same |
| Time to sell and move on. This shit will not recover. |
| !banbet SPCX $115 90 days |
| Take a bump of ketamine every time someone mentions SpaceX |
| I've heard groupthink is in season |
| For real though, why do brokers give a fuck if you flip an ipo stock. Isn’t making money the point of all this? Plus they make more in fees. It’s literally why we’re here. |
| Lol it’s a brand new phone! Took the shot first thing in the morning |
| And your own tunnel |
| Im seeing 145% here, or is this a misleading #? Was like 135% last month.\n\nhttps://www.marketbeat.com/stocks/NYSEARCA/USO/short-interest/ |
| Not yet, but I am ready to lease a lunar Prius! |
| 1/100 |
| RKLB you slut |
| I'm sorry, but he mastered his craft, dontcha know? |
| 14 trades.\n\nFirst trade: correct.\n\nPeak P&L: +$5k.\n\nFinal P&L: -$7k.\n\nIf anyone needs lessons on how to convert being right into losing money, my DMs are open. |
| Just buy more and play the long game. |
| Looks like it's down 50% from all time highs. |
| no, no\n \nlet them learn the hard way |
| Grats regard you dodged a bullet the things at over 2 trillion market cap…it’s going to get a 50% haircut why don’t you buy then when no one wants it |
| Cramer giving the kiss of death to the entire space sector as I type this |
| A year ago of more an Intel $50 call was like a quarter lol. Fuck the turn tables. |
| You didn’t really do this right ? |
| You forgot the people who just don’t care. Not going to dump stocks for an ipo |
| Not after today’s sell off at close (I hope) lmao |
| Holding AVAV is such a fucking chore man, I just flush money away everyday |
| I think the move got telegraphed too much, might have succeeded if prosper weren’t running around spreading it around so early. Shot themselves in the foot |
| Bro you crushed it |
| I was saying Boooourns. |
| Well it’s not quite like stocks. Governments have been stepping in to short and they have infinite money and also (currently) the reserves of the underlying asset to shield them a bit. |
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| i didnt disregard it, it did not hit the range of 180-186 today, but it will so that would be my tp for the half of my shares and hold the rest for my grand kiddos |
| Tell me you’re salty about not owning enough SPCE stock without telling me you’re salty about not owning enough SPCE stock. |
| You are the reason that the house always wins... |
| Something getting attacked this weekend to tank market monday |
| Should hopefully go up next week as a group. If not then I'm gonna lose money. Lol |
| You could have just bought at open and sold later in the day with no penalty. |
| ✅ |
| No billionaires have ever eaten such a costly breakfast! |
| Amen |
| it's alright I guess, don't give the mods too much credit it goes to their heads |
| r/trading got a lot of threads about unprofitable traders while we're in one of the greatest bull markets in history |
| I am both, depending on day of the week. And yes I did flip SPCX today. |
| No |
| your statement is factually incorrect. Elon is a trillionaire. |
| 145% ? bessent is drunk lol. (It’s actually 18-20%) |
| I love the inflation |
| Peter Diamandis says : The best indicator of an individual's predictive power is their track record, and Elon has consistently proven he can deliver what he promises. \n\nThe things SpaceX & Tesla have done were seen as CRAZY 30 years ago. |
| For those chasing SPCX puts next week, remember RIVN ran up 70% over 5 straight days after IPO and they dont have this level of retard strength behind it. All while people were complaining about valuation. |
| *cough cough* |
| Well, saying spaceX is overvalued isn’t the same as having a personal vendetta against your boyfriend, but honestly who gives a feck about that guy anyway. |
| I should have joined SpaceX a decade ago 🙁 |
| Cause no one with real money wants to invest in billion dollars companies. But even a good billion dollar company is actually hard to make... that's why SVB was losing all that money. |
| How does it work then? Not asking this sarcastically or anything open to learn. |
| going to the casino and rinsing $150 slot spins instead of moon hotels... yayer |
| Maybe. Doesn't matter. For sure. |
| 🇮🇷 folded |
| I lost my banbet but didn’t get the message yet. This is a test. |
| LOOK BUDDY THEY’RE NOT ALL 10’s! |
| Elon's my daddy now |
| They are not profitable because of XAI mostly, the space program and starlink are good businesses in expansion |
| Seeiously. People talking about the selling restriction have no idea what they are talking about. I sold Cerebras within minutes of IPO and they still let me participate in SpaceX. Issuers need retail liquidity more than we need them! |
| give it time. its very illiquid. rn |
| Please NO. That's all that I heard all day. |
| Last I checked, he’s factually the richest fictional character in history\n\nHis net worth was in the hundred of trillions because of the near infinite uses of his tech\n\nSecond place was Scrooge McDuck |
| The duality of intelligence |
| one day i wanna be that rich |
| Yup, well said |
| those soun bags just get heavier huh |
| the 50 year old chud |
| I asked for 7 and got 7 lmao |
| One of the trademarks of rich dudes is to dress like a vagrant. |
| Suck my SPCX 🍒 |
| Been asleep all day. Is the ceasefire fake? Does it matter? Are we pumping Monday? |
| Is the Toyota dealership on Mars with us right now? |
| Well he DID qualify with "if you know what you're doing" he never once claimed he knew. |
| Bagholder spotted 👀 /s |
| Basically capital in a personal account vs business account lol |
| Plus anyone using Facebook or messenger |
| So was crypto. Nothing like speculative investments. |
| just because something's true, doesn't mean it's not retarded |
| FUCK YOU RDDT! |
| Not how that works |
| Bruh… |
| CALLS |
| Most here just rock skid marks |
| Idk, it's the fastest appreciating asset in history and went higher than I ever imagined |
| You’d be betting that there actually is not a deal to open the strait or Hormuz, which is actually a strong possibility |
| Well you won’t. Hence fantasy |
| Removing PDT is just allowing more casino type trades. With agentic trading, probably even more casino trading. |
| $6 fraction of spcx is 20% of my port fuck |
| Sorry OP you need to realize a 5 digit loss to sit at the adults table |
| Jaw hurts |
| yes, but the incorrect person wins. really makes ya think. |
| I am so far down in my ASTS 118 calls |
| The haters were the brokies who couldn't afford any and hope it didn't moon |
| Let this man enjoy his beverage. Cheers! |
| Seto was ahead of his time |
| Chris Hogan frantically writing the sequel to “Everyday Millionaires”\n\nIt’s called “Everyday Billionaires”\n\nLMAO |
| Tuesday |
| So crazy how the market gets a shiny new toy every other year and neglects the old toy. \n\nNVDA -> PLTR -> MU |
| 2 years\*, when we will see the revenues growth |
| lol someone got called out for lying. [uae denies having transferred any funds to Iran](https://www.ynetnews.com/article/m3ablq01v). now where could those funds that comes awfully close to the amount they've been asking for in reparations could have possibly come from |
| You could have just bought me some Avis Sept puts |
| price action was really boring today... |
| Internet explorer and this guys bot sit in the corner eating glue and masturbating with sandpaper. |
| Vibes |
| Congrats king |
| SPCX swept aside also-rans like RKLB, LUNR, PL, ASTS, etc. |
| What’s your cost basis |
| Retired? You mean homeless? |
| SIZE UP and Keep going. |
| A wise regard earlier today said that spcx is dead to him until the option chain is alived. Truer words have never been spoken. |
| Dude every day you are in here bitching about corn. Go touch some grass |
| I know this is a retard comment so be gentle, but USO has 145% short interest now and is back to March level prices. Its not possible this is due for a squeeze, right? |
| you just outed yourself as a regard\n\n \nemployees cant sell for at least two months |
| just drink shots you pussy |
| i don’t think that’s gonna happen, i don’t think the price is gonna significantly doubled or tripled or 10 bagger soon, i just think it’s not gonna happen but i also don’t think it would crash tho |
| The guys spreading FUD about spacex are the same people who told you to get out of reddit at $50 before you "lose everything like a sucker". |
| More calls it is |
| Surely not as much as liberation day 9% right? But maybe we could get 3+? I think spy has had like 6 or 7 days over 5% since 2020? Is this as extreme as Covid rally or tariff cancellation though? 5% would be epic for me |
| A true master inverses themselves |
| So what practically is the difference between having capital versus controlling capital? Seems like not much in Elon / Spacex’s case. He will be king of that cash heap forever. And next week or the week after he will be king of a few percent of your dad’s pension, lol. |
| You can never admit when yall are wrong lmao. When you’re wrong it’s “oh well it’s a meme stock” lmao |
| Not only does the US now negotiate with terrorists they now pay them billions of dollars! \n\n\- Shart of the deal, too much winning |
| 🤣 |
| Aged like milk |
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| It's going to $150+ EoY and to $200+ in 2027. |
| The fact that we have all these supervillain tycoon billionaires like Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Bill Gates, but not one of them has funded making giant holographic Yugioh dueling arenas proves that we are in fact the lamest timeline |
| Please remind me if this in 30 days |
| A trillion dollars? Absofuckinglutely not. \n\nYou are absolutely delusional in thinking that’s somehow justified in any scenario. And you have a fundamental lack of understanding finances. \n\nWhat fucking world do we live in? |
| yep. i got in at $150 on a limit order set before the open. After Fidelity shafted me with only 10 IPO shares at $135. |
| When did this get a rolling ticker? This app is awesome. |
| Ended green this week, all I care about. |
| Weren't we supposed to get 24/7 trading |
| I also choose Elon’s bank account |
| Brother \n\nYour the only one beefing here 😂 |
| I was thinking this. Seems like a no brainer to sell a few and keep the cash and or get caught bag holding 🥲 |
| i sold everything at $6.30. I was so **lucky** pheww! |
| Had to speculate on the volumes of ingredients. Drank one glug vodka for every half glug triple sec, chewed with ice, and then a full ginger beer to rinse the vomit out of my mouth. 1/4 lemon squeezed right into the eyes. This drink is shit dude. |
| anything phallus and the apes get excited |
| How’d you find this photo of the OP? |
| Very nice bot |
| the fact that the world now has trillionaires means a million is now more accessible to you 🫵\n \nrejoice |
| It doesn’t actually matter when it bursts for Elon’s purposes. The point is simply that it will eventually. What he’s doing is helping the ultra rich cash out and offloading the losses to the middle class of tomorrow.\n\nEvery single American that didn’t hold SpaceX stock before yesterday just got a little bit poorer. Fuck Elon. |
| Quantum tunnels are the next big thing |
| Yeah |
| Is this the new berhunter |
| \-7% once it becomes clear that it's going to be 2 years before UAE deliveries from 80% of their refinery capacity can resume after it got blown up. |
| Yes |
| No its not. Im not trying to die old making 8% a year. Im trying to live young and rich. |
| I think you should recklessly hold no matter what way it goes, disregarding your reasonable first plan |
| So luch of reddit said it was a bad idea. Reddit is like Jim Kramer. |
| It does until it doesn’t! |
| 2b a month to use their computing, all the people shitting on this stock just hate Elon. |
| # Bers haven’t realize yet that 🍈 can just come out with some retarded shit like “spacex is working on a new faster than light travel tech” and spcx would blow up to Valhalla. He done that in the past with his retarded tunnels. LMAO🤌 |
| What's the expected return on that? |
| He had to step out, anything i can help you with? |
| Or you could just hold on to that and be retired in a year or so. |
| Jane stop being petty lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/lezb48affx6h1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9336b281164da91e5595ad37b8f557c24c772c37 |
| fucking $1k for the cheapest ticket and like $1.5k for argentina match in dallas |
| Me too :/ |
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| Nope. I sincerely hope it squeezes to the moon so i can short the fuck out of it |
| "Is this the way forward?" no, not really. If there was a method to the madness, people much smarter would make gazillions on exactly that.\n\nIt's so random that a single human being cannot time it consistently, and you will nuke what you earned eventually unless you pivot to something less degenerate. |
| Deep eddy lemon vodka, triple sec, ice, ginger beer, 1/4 squeezed lemon\n\nYoure welcome, tastes like fair lemonade |
| Wtf Elon wearing 😆 |
| Remember the dotcom bubble? |
| Beginning of financial ruin |
| So it begins… |
| new ATH |
| I have no idea why but this comment made me LOL. Prolly cuz it makes no fn sense |
| Anyone sell near the top?\n\nPremarket guy that bought at $175 is the first bagholder. |
| Did you just wake up from a long nap or somethn |
| I requested 40 and i got 13 lmao. I guess I cant complain lmao |
| It needs to go lower |
| With SPCX out next to TSLA, the retard strength of his cult has been split in half. |
| It's very complete, pretty much. |
| https://preview.redd.it/l0wn3g6bfx6h1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b2bb0b4fe3aef0ff99c09e03aeef7c27b6c606e |
| sorry, i ate them alllllllll |
| Sold at $166 |
| The robotics bubble was upon him |
| epitome of “you’ve changed” |
| I like this sub because it genuinely convinces me every time to not try to gamble and time a market, and to just stick with my long term index funds and a few reputable longterm stocks. |
| This is good for crypto |
| 5% if they leave me alone with the nyse order book for an hour |
| Can't wait for the juicy loss porn once SPCX options become available next week. Gonna keep my powder dry, so to speak. |
| Imagine not wearing a Gucci tracksuit when you’re that rich |
| reddit goes both ways like you and OP |
| This is a certified hood classic |
| You know what I think we need? More spacex threads |
| Stare at the sun |
| Tesla has a limited level 4 autonomous driving certification in Texas for its robotaxis as of May 26. It looks like it's getting very close to the time where you'll have to pretend you never said this kind of thing.\n\nNote: Arguing with luddites does sometimes come across as being an Elon fanboy, so I will take this opportunity to reiterate, fuck Musk and his Nazi bullshit. I wish some other company were going to pull this off, but it's almost certainly Tesla. |
| Believe it or not, cat turds. |
| Lol...all will go wrong. People will forget about space stocks after the IPO. |
| This is true.\n\nAll you need to do is read the posts in here… lol |
| Pretty sure the deal has been on 🥭 desk waiting for a signature for like 10 days now |
| He wasn’t even close to being right all day |
| 100 trillion MC. Why not? They literally just keep printing the shit. It means nothing and is tied to nothing. It's just numbers on screen anymore. $10, $100, $1000, $1000000000 why not? The markets a joke right now. |
| If this.. if that… truth is 99% of people didn’t play it perfectly like that, cause it’s hard. Really hard to do |
| This is the end of the beginning. |
| I probably sold options to you. |
| fellas my SPCX average is 151 and i was gonna sell half of the shares at 180 and 186 today as i put too much cash into it but failed to, thoghts? |
| Why don't companies IPO in infancy stages like they used to? It's always massive IPOs |
| Children will curse at their father , grand father thsy why didn't you buy spcx below 200 when you had a chance . It was obvious that spcx would have been 1st inter galactic comapny. |
| 75B offering was x% of the company to public. \n\nThe rest is owned by previous investors, employees, etc. including elon, google, etc. \n\nThe current float is what is allowed to be traded, as the previous investors arent able to just dump all they own, they have lockup rules they have to follow. \n\n\nSpaceX Lockup Release Windows:\n 20% post-Q2 earnings (soonTM)\n10% if stock closes 30%+ above IPO in 5 of 10 consecutive days before first earnings call \r\n5 time-based: 7% each at day 70, 90, 105, 120, and 135 \r\n28% post-Q3 earnings \r\n180 days: lockup ends\r\n\nBut Elon's shares have further restrictions of over 360+ days, and he owns 42% of the company so thats the absolute floor since he wont be selling any time soon\n\r |
| “Look, nobody — and I mean NOBODY — has been in more perfect positions than me. Incredible positions. The best positions. Two days in a row, folks, two days in a row.\n\nYesterday? I’m short the ES. Beautiful short. Up six hundred dollars — which by the way is a lot of money, very impressive — and I’m heading straight to my profit target. Now was it a perfect profit target? No. Frankly it was a terrible target. Sad, even. But we were getting there. And then — BOOM. Somebody decided to open his big beautiful mouth and I got stopped out for a thousand dollars. A THOUSAND dollars. Just like that.\n\nSo today — and this shows you how smart I am, I learn, I adapt, nobody adapts like me — I flip long. Tremendous long. Up five hundred, moving beautifully, and I say to myself, ‘once we hit six hundred, we move that stop to breakeven.’ Very disciplined. Very presidential, actually.\n\nBAM. Stopped out. A thousand dollars. Gone.\n\nNow here’s where it gets interesting — and people are saying this, a lot of people — I doubled down. Was that the right move? Many experts are saying yes, actually. But we lost two thousand more dollars almost immediately. Almost immediately!\n\nAnd I’ll tell you what — this guy has it out for me. Personally. It’s a witch hunt on my trading account. Total persecution. Totally unfair. Many people are saying it.” |
| Still overvalued. Wait for a 90% drop |
| this. people are thinking the price will magically drop to some level where everyone is happy and the market will take its time for you to load up and then when everyone is on board, then it will moon. Like that is the perfect general consensus right now with this stock, i think the exact opposite will happen tbh |
| Bout tree fiddy |
| That would be great, but unfortunately won't happen |
| Wiley, the "wearing my Rolex" guy? He seems rich, all in |
| Yeah it will pump then crash and it will take 2-3 years to get back to where you purchase it. |
| I don't know the 1 and 5 year look bleak. |
| really ? then perhaps you think about the us federal spending next. 7 trillion in 2025 and growing each year. Even if bernie sander wet dream came true, all the billionaire wealth in usa were confiscated and redistribute to every single citizen. You will only get a one time payment of 16k. If you life can be change completely that easily by a mere 16k. Then you don't need to wait for bernie. Start a business and get a business credit card. Most have 50k limit. Then figure out a way to make more money than the interest with that 50k. \n \nThe world is flooded with money, almost infinite amount of money. What's in short supply is a good business model that can generate return more than the risk free return rate. 90% of new business go bankrupt after 5 years, that's how short in supply good business are. When people are envious of billionaire and trillionarie. They only focus on the 1% winner that survived by luck. While ignore the risk of the 99% of the business that goes into bankruptcy graveyard. |
| Reddit and their AI bot slops lol |
| Hard to say |
| I'm trying to figure out who sells the shovels to SpaceX so I can buy that stock instead. |
| 🙃 |
| After that insane run last year, PLTR is now only 4% away from it’s 52 week low 😆 |
| Why would redditors hating him have any impact? |
| You guys have theses? |
| facts like the move was yesterday just front ran ipo |
| Its a shell game |
| Space X puts will be so expensive. great $ selling them |
| People who make shit like this.... have time to make shit like this. |
| I wonder if all these “deals leaks” are aiming to figure out who is leaking gov secrets… |
| …..no |
| i bought SNDK at 185, and then i trimmed it when it 2x, 4x and 6x. i guess i shouldve been buying it everytime it hit a new level what a dummy |
| After 50 years, US and Iran finally agree to ceasefire in space war |
| ADBE may be a buy at these levels |
| I bought back in, hope the bottom is in |
| Ring them up tell them you own part of the company and demand a flight lol |
| Hey your timer finished |
| This comment broke my brain |
| He should buy a yacht with a pool with a yacht in it |
| All those things require money, which was lost in the market. 🥲 |
| Your so smart maybe smarter than Elon. \nNOT! |
| Awwww yeah |
| SpaceX data centers in literal space being used to power the AI inside of Tesla bots. This is clearly the goal. |
| 15 years from now investors will be kicking themselves "why didn't I buy SPCX at 150 when I had the chance?" |
| how much market up on Monday if actual Iran deal? |
| Don't do it, it's a fucking trap.\n\nPeople are literally the absolute worst. The fucking worst. And the rules? \n\nThe fucking rules these audacious fucking pricks have? \n\nBunch of fucking Karen's with their "no you can't eat drugs for breakfast!" And their "why are you driving on the sidewalks." \n\nLike I don't fucking know Janet, because I wanted to go outside and get some star damage so I can look exotic? What the fuck is it to you.\n\nUgh, now my day is fucking ruined. Thanks for this dog shit advice. |
| With what money?? |
| Nah, it will not burst. Probably it will get all government contracts imaginable and will be bailed out in case of emergency |
| I was locked and loaded and then they didn’t turn on the trading. Took the wind out of my sails. Then when it finally opened it wasn’t moving fast like I thought it would and I lost my interest. Glad I did too because it stayed reasonably stable for what everyone was expecting. |
| Kangaroo market = best market 🦘 |
| Same delayed ass post in three different subs. Upgrade your bit with Fable 5. |
| finally sold the Oracle stock at my standard 7% loss cutoff. Thesis just doesn't hold and I dont want to keep playing the trump roulette on it and hoping for sudden massive growth |
| People said the same about billionaires not that long ago, and millionaires before that. It's just an arbitrary number that make good headlines. |
| No the employees can’t wait to sell their shares. |
| it gets old |
| 4 of 4 shares baby! 🤣 |
| you better not be pooing bro |
| Boo this bot |
| Can't have FUNDAMENTAL without FUN and MENTAL. |
| bought at $135 sold today at $172.72 - nice 28% gain - all tax free.... UK investor with it in an ISA |
| Gold decreases in value during inflationary periods \n\nGold isn’t coming back anytime soon the way the economy is going. 30Y Treasury yield broke 5%. Same for Bitcoin. \n\nDrump will try though. Fake quick end to Iran which causes oil to drop, primary inflation cause ATM, and then put pressure on Warsh to drop rates. \n\nI expect a hold next week with “guidance” suggesting a rate cut is coming…. Blah blah \n\nGold will spike with the next rate cut or China CM spat. \n\nLook at the Drump coin price. It’s in his best interest to see alt coins rise. Death, Taxes, and Drumpies greed |
| Imagine opening your portfolio app and it shows a value of 1 trillion. Wtf |
| I agree with you.\n\nRobbing people of their salary and exploiting workers isn't evil.\n\nIt's good business practices.\n\nI am also employed and treated well. Apparently I am seen as extremely useful at the moment (I'm not useful though). |
| Shit bot |
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| Its overvallued and IPO-ing at what its value should be in 5-10 yrs.\n\nIn other words: ITS PRICED IN BOYS! |
| I'll send my cash app |
| Entry date? |
| What do you mean its almost 4 weeks since a deal was “hours away” |
| Keep coping. We got Middle East countries paying Iran to stop attacking and the US paying to surrender. |
| Wiped 3 weeks of profits in the past 2 trading days. MM thanks me for my volunteer service. |
| So you say i am gambling as well but at least i know i am gambling? |
| You know it is not a bubble even your Uber driver know about the IPO. |
| This is the correct answer. |
| Lol, sure buddy. |
| If you polish the bell end, you get the cream of the cock.\n\n |
| 😭 good thing banbet got a V2, and hence it looks like I'm off the hook for it 😅 |
| bitcoin done nothing for 5 years now. |
| When most retail traders could get in (around 12 EST) it actually fell and is down a dollar |
| X |
| So when next deal? Not that one, the one after the one you thought about |
| RemindMe! June 19 "did $6 SPCE calls print" |
| Even the bots have become regarded |
| Some engagement bot forgot |
| Lol the funny thing about PDT is ppl could have always day traded with non margin, cash accounts.\n\nSo even if you didn't haven't 25k, you could have been trading 0dte SPX contracts to your hearts content with like $1k\n\nBut anyways this does make things more simple for ppl and I always thought the 25k rule was stupid anyways as it's such a small amount in grand scheme of things. |
| https://preview.redd.it/c4r3a6hcex6h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578aeceaf37510511336604b74e217d969300a3d |
| spacex an actual company with a business? |
| I made 16k in 2 hours while you’re coping. |
| So theyve agreed on everything except opening the strait, the nukes, and the ceasefire in Lebanon. Those are pretty small issues right? |
| There are more people dickriding him than hating him apparently. |
| close the door to pen it in. |
| Go get it. |
| SPY 761 on Monday… probably |
| Laughs like school girl in Hitachi |
| This is the most insane WSB updates to date. |
| Thanks brother! Best of luck to you! |
| Cheers |
| Buying Twitter for 40 something billion seems like peanuts now that we are talking in trillions. \n\nSpaceX and Tesla would make a 2 trillionaire. It feels illegal. |
| !RemindMe 2 years. |
| no way |
| I got my share (yep, 1) at 135 and exited at 160. And RobinHood banned me from IPOs for 60 days for flipping. Lol. Guess who’s going to Wendy’s tonight!! |
| fellas answer me, mine is 151, i bought more at 167, i might be \[redacted\] |
| crypto shit as always . everyone getting rich but buttcoin investors |
| Go into whatever AI you have, and ask it for an up-to-the-minute time. It’s a shock to most people to find that it’s running over some VPN and can’t get the fucking time right.\n\nSo this is some fucking stupid AI bot that someone forgot to give commands to check the time properly |
| What’s a few trillion among friends |
| Remember to go out, see the world, meet people. Get off the internet |
| You’re stupid af. How am I exit liquidity when I sold for 20% profit in 2 hours. |
| Did cocain-incarnate wrote that mess? |
| Around 11:30 eastern |
| I guess we don’t know until 2 weeks from now when you can start selling without penalty. |
| Why not both? |
| Mods? WTF is this?! We got robots making posts now? |
| Your mom bitch |
| The abysmal failure of our democratic market and society writ large, and yet, it is celebrated. |
| I think it will deflate a bit before it pops completely when companies can no longer justify the spend for the profits returned. im only targeting semis since they are the suppliers. if the bubble pops there's going to be no one left buying semi's at the rate which they have |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Made $750 on SPY 0DTE swing trades both calls and puts this week. From $50. \nLost it all today. |
| !RemindMe 1 year |
| > free money...\n\n:D\n\n> ... if you know what you're doing \n\n:( |
| so it's been 30 hours since "Iran deal pending" |
| Way too early to be posting this😂 |
| What time did SPCX start trading? |
| Someone went on vacay and forgot about time zones for their auto post |
| Data centers in space inherently don't make scientific sense, the only problems they solve vs ground data centers are power and regulatory pushback. Some have speculated that they could be used for signals processing in space for intelligence purposes, and that actually makes sense but the market is smaller.\n \nSending people to Mars, while plausible even with today's technology, doesn't have a pathway to immediate profitability. I would be open to considering either if you can make a reasonable economic case.\n \nAmazon was about e-commerce even at IPO. And while the AWS evolution was unexpected, a lot of what else you said follows fairly naturally from the e-commerce direction. \n \nThe two sections with actual potential markets for huge growth are Starlink and rocket launches. The question is whether that can justify the $2 trillion valuation. The ground based datacenters business is risky since the customers are by no means locked in to using SpaceX |
| Depends on who you ask. I'm all for other people to lose money for my entertainment via funny memes 😭 |
| he needs somebody to hold his money. |
| !RemindMe 1 year |
| Amazing how everyone seems to sell the top on this thread 😅😂 |
| You’re retarded and keep coping. I made a quick 20% with zero work or stress. I wanted the full 800k fill cause it was that obvious. But your narrow brain obviously couldn’t see it. |
| What do yall do when your laptop is charging in another room? |
| I watched one of those "how long can you live in disneyland" competitions and now I wish you could do live betting on this shit |
| fucked price action |
| Wow man. I wish you luck and I hope you build back sooner than later. 💪💪 |
| Bought at 151 and 162. Avg is 154 I also shorted at 175 down to 167 and sold that |
| Exactly how I wiped my first account on a pltr trade. Started with one , ended up averaging down 16 times more lmao would have been absolutely minted if they reversed lol |
| Nana? Is that you? |
| If you invested $1 trillion dollars in 5% bonds and had them delivered as $100 bills 2 feet in the air, you could sit on the stack and hover. The money would appear faster than gravity. |
| btc always dump |
| https://preview.redd.it/vq34dstzdx6h1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f71e87d6fc3e7628ee974e5bae9815751ea9fb1a |
| elon has 41% |
| You really trynna get people to burn money. You know this place is full of gamblers |
| Don't worry, Elon can always spin Starlink off for another IPO when he needs a new trilly. |
| Lmao ironically his shitty bot is still getting engagement |
| btc give up gains again. back to 58k next week |
| No, I read that pre-IPO. The one thing I'm greatful for is that the manipulation of having these companies with obvious governance issues and gaming them to be included in these indexes may lead to active management having superior returns again. |
| Most obvious move ever considering how reddit was convinced they would moon. \n\nIt's just liquidity moving over to SpaceX.\n\nI think Monday they catch a sizeable bid |
| Idk what to do man the weekend is so dreadful 🙁😔 |
| But it may have used compute power being paid to SpaceX\n\nSo to the moon we go |
| nah btc zero first |
| Wow what a retarded bot. Can't even time his spam properly |
| I bought at the IPO through Fidelity and I’m up 20% |
| lol same reason I decided to pick up some Amazon today instead. |
| 8pm Sunday if you play SPX/XSP |
| https://preview.redd.it/e8yqb7gudx6h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5398d5501d738c5d5576dc1eee8fcc7809de5c7f |
| SpaceX to zero |
| i immediately unloaded SPCX today but with all these bears it probably can go higher |
| Yay 🙌 |
| I'm an eat the rich kinda guy but I absolutely do not want to eat Elon. Frogface looking ass alien |
| tbf I already made money. I got in @ 2.5 couple days before it got more attention here, sold too early at 4.5 sadly so I missed a big move. I also didn't go for retarded OTM, in the end it could have been an easy 20x sadge |
| Didn’t trump say he was gonna wipe irans civilization off the planet? If Iran didn’t bend at that what deal would they make? They are never gonna give up the strait or their nuke program. Cooked still with no end in sight |
| You mean spy |
| Is this Elon? We won’t tell if it is |
| Found something for everyone to short.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/yz66v8csdx6h1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=1977f260076ad24c187d75912be505416b5ba29f |
| Like schmegma... But different. |
| Robinhood |
| After the SpaceX IPO made Elon Musk a trillionaire today, we are all officially in the same financial class as Larry Page, whose net worth is only a few hundred billion dollars.\n\nCompared to Elon, Larry, the second richest person in the world is basically riding in coach with the rest of us. |
| When do options start trading? |
| Inderdasting. |
| Yes, I held btc |
| Regard scheduled 4:30 PM not AM |
| I have a feeling Kevin warsh will be hawkish af. |
| I mean, I don’t have any real data to back that up. But I think we all know it’s true. |
| I'm sure that's the payment package for most employees, if it wasn't I imagine the dip would have been much more signficant than it was. Definitley some were allowed to sell because it perfectly accounts for the immediate short term dip that occurred right at the start |
| https://preview.redd.it/4wnur5rqdx6h1.jpeg?width=108&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87fa0025e7b2dc1acc40742e0d3f3a583493b37e |
| ask grok |
| If refineries start blowing up again, it’s game over \n\nReserves won’t last much longer.. we burned through the glut surplus.. once China starts buying in earnest again, it’ll be 200 a barrel easy |
| Comment worth watching |
| This is a casino |
| Bought at 159.\n\n\nSet a limit for 160 before it was available. |
| I was about to call AI slop but AI can’t possibly be this retarded. I therefore call pure human retardium |
| A couple of big red candles and people will shit themselves |
| What action? After the orange man tweeted dick happened. |
| gonna be selling CSPs to get assigned shares at the price i want to buy 👀 |
| This is correct. They kick you out of casinos if you play blackjack to the best of your abilities |
| the dip on asts was irresistible today. So I now own SpaceX, RKLB, and ASTS.\n\n\nSurely nothing can go wrong! |
| SPCX bag holders what is your average price? im just investigating how many \[redacted\] are here |
| how many set themselves up for generational wealth today? 🙋 |
| I’m not down playing MRVL, just pointing out a fact |
| Whenever i see the SPCE symbol i say it in my head like "spoice" like a brit trying to say "space" or somethin |
| TBD |
| Just got an email from Alpaca letting me know I can trade SPACEX in after hours as well |
| You’re the one for me New England, New England Telephone, part of the Nymex Family |
| https://preview.redd.it/4uge54tjdx6h1.jpeg?width=1422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2de8df4c316258e8b872bea7f660697b74c8ba5\n\n |
| You lose some and win some, but what you have at the end of the no matter everything is said and done is your 🧠, just make it back. |
| I'm not missing anything. You're missing that Tesla getting level 4 certified puts 1.6 million potential US robotaxis on the road the next day, with hundreds more rolling off the line every day after.\n\nWaymo has 4,000.\n\nTesla will be years behind until one day they're suddenly millions of cars ahead. That's just what this business model looks like.\n\nOr they never get certified. But there are people who haven't touched the wheel in 8,000 miles at this point, so that's not where I would put my money. |
| My REGARDS good sir.. |
| I’m not playing earnings other than shares. Maybe a lotto or leaps |
| I can't wait to start selling calls to all the retards thinking this will pump higher |
| I've changed my mind. SpaceX is a damp squib. Elon literally said his only mission is to get people on Mars. So what, SpaceX is just a space tourism industry?? If it was going to build momentum, it would have been today. \n\nThey should have marketed Starlink in its own IPO. |
| Op the free money comes from YOU |
| "figma popped 250% and figma makes rectangles."\n\n \nlol thanks for the laugh |
| Yes. Options are the devil |
| Possibly |
| I don’t have to imagine… that’s literally my life rn 😭 |
| Starlink vs ASTS |
| https://preview.redd.it/c5n2k7agdx6h1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f2d5f6560a8c32e8535998ae6876de8d2a64555 |
| You are buying a ticket to be part of history. |
| Where do puts on QQQ for the outflow towards SPCX sit on this spectrum? |
| A million millions. That’s coo |
| Thanks baskets |
| Micron has tended to perform very poorly post earnings and resume rallying afterwards, I would not make any short term bets on earnings being a positive catalyst personally |
| It’s regardation |
| To be honest traditional capitalism would look in disbelief at what his companies are worth with so little profitability and reliance on government handouts lol |
| Getting my Puts ready! |
| No |
| Got it, just wanted to add my experience even though its pretty irrelevant to the point you were making lol. To my knowledge though, employees and insiders who have spacex stock pre-ipo aren't allowed to sell their stock until the lockup period expires which is not for a couple weeks at least I think. |
| That’s a great argument, very logical.\n\nI’m not the ceo, therefore i can’t point out flaws.\n\nGo lick a window, regard. |
| I’m not convinced that the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup |
| > If you give 1 person $1 mill you’d stick have 900,999 mill left.\n\nBro, I have some bad news:\n\nI think you might be retarded\n\nSorry you had to learn on WSB. I know it was hard to tell.\n\nedit:\n\n999,999,000,000 |
| https://preview.redd.it/soefcvubdx6h1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d625a7904bb294d0de326d516efc7ed88c38bca |
| Personally, I intend to buy 5 billion shares of the stock, it will continue to only go up. It's potential is as expansive as the space SpaceX will explore in. We have entered the frontier of space.\n\n \nI project massive amounts of purchases and this stock will 100000x in value in the next 5 years. |
| https://preview.redd.it/m26p632bdx6h1.jpeg?width=1402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c30867ab564ef9eee06c719730dcf6ce9cdd473 |
| Solid advice |
| 41 trades on SPX in a day |
| There's no way u rally to the news and rally again after the news 🤣 |
| Don't do my boy Doakes like that 😭 |
| Just remember you bought Kellogg's for $2 trillion. That's some seriously expensive cereal. |
| I found a bot |
| You’re math is highly retarded but I expect nothing less 🙏 |
| https://preview.redd.it/yh4w92u9dx6h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e814f598753763862f0dc45701913de5d6fbbf41 |
| 1/1 I spent some of my rent money… |
| I'm buying... PUTS |
| The regard-ness never ceases to amaze me in this sub. |
| That’s scary because those people don’t have any business being in the market and should start investing in an emergency fund |
| It's not free money cus I have no free money to spend. Just in a like of constant suck. |
| This is the kind of stuff I like. |
| Amazing how well you can predict Warsh's first meeting |
| Never too late |
| Are you retarded? |
| Happy to share. I was making $150k/yr on average in a sales position, and after mixed results trading (and loathing at my company), I decided to kick the bucket and trade full time. At that time I was trading strictly off my scanner, which was often times penny stocks. One day my broker closed out my position for a $35k loss… another time I was up $4k on the day on a weed stock I was scalping all day long, and at 3:55pm thought “why not grab another 500”. At 3:59 the stock dropped $15 with 1000 shares in my possession… and so on\n\nWent from living the high life to doing construction and handyman work at night just to feed my kids and keep the lights on. Now back in a good sales job, and using my hard lessons to build back |
| What kind of post is this |
| This is Sparta |
| $75 |
| Did any of yall even look at the chart? It’s actually down a dollar or two from when retail traders could get in lol |
| This is the way |
| Didn't the market rally over the retaliatory bombing? I don't think the market gives a fuck about the war anymore tbh...also oil is back in the $80s which is a perfectly normal price. Oil has been in the absolute gutter for the last year leading up to the conflict, if anything the current prices are actually much more normal. |
| I was pretty sure it would go up... or down! Congrats (and fuck you) to all the regards who were willing to take the gamble and made bank! |
| Is this the Krusty Krab? |
| Stare at the clock and wait for oPEn tHe caSInO retards to show up. Check back Sunday. |
| I also thought about selling calls, as you said premium is/was crazy. But naked is kinda crazy and covered calls ofc don't work well as it was proven today. |
| You like theta days? |
| Dude has been absolutely shilling. |
| "It's literally free money if you know what you're doing"\n\nNarrator: *he did not know what he was doing*\n\n"I'll trim my positions as the day goes on"\n\nNarrator: *He could not trim his shitty picks as the day went on, as no one wanted them* |
| Definitely not a bot 🙄 |
| This is Patrick |
| A trillion is a million millions\n\nSuch a weird sentence, I felt like I was typing a different language |
| Good morning |
| They’re speed running ripping off retail |
| "near open"\n\nso like during the selloff period when employees were selling because yeah that's at a discount from where it opened at.\n\n \nI'm talking about the literal moment of open for those assuming they don't have limit order already preset before the market opened which is the vast majority of morons who buy into elon's slop. |
| Yeah that makes no sense.\n\nWhat’s $10 if you think it can do more than 7x? So if it doesn’t go below $90 you won’t buy more? You have convoluted conviction |
| It was already priced in a few weeks ago. Made some decent money back then and happily exited around $8 |
| Already dumped my shares 165-173 ranges |
| I, for one, welcome today’s action vs last Friday |
| Wow you’re rich. |
| Top is in. |
| Is the tank in the room with is now? |
| Dont be tarded and dont be impatient. The buying frenzy will settle next week or maybe next month, the buyers remorse from retail tards will set in, the exit liquidity will be taken, this thing will shit the bed and settle at its real valuation, THEN we buy.\n\nIt IS going to Mars, but its gonna be a while. Honestly Starlink is the bigger play than LEO access. The next gen Iphone will access it directly, which is gonna gut all the land based cell providers and put all that juicy subscription money in SpaceX's pockets. |
| She upgraded bro, it gets better |
| Inverse reddit and you win at life |
| Today you rich |
| Bros really gagging on it |
| After some discussion with Claude Fable, Elon Musk could sell about 7x the entire public IPO float and still control 51% of SpaceX. Potentially up to 9x the current public float. |
| Pltr is such a tarded stock dude. Can't even turn blackmail into higher market cap |
| FOMC ain't gonna do shit. They will hold the rate for sure and dot plot wouldn't have any rate hikes this year |
| Elona afriifcan musk can basically cure cancer, but this fool wants to send trash to space lmaooooo |
| If gubmint cut from military complex. I’d say a year or 2 we’d be good. |
| You know that's why QQQ exists right? |
| Ikr I'm all in on Ocean X that's where the real shit is. Ultra deep submarine and living pod in the pipeline! |
| I bought the bottom |
| Yep naked weekly fd premium was insane and yall are regarded |
| I love the Intel reference! Grandson hahahahaha |
| they should be |
| If you give 1 person $1 mill you’d stick have 900,999 mill left. |
| work |
| did i fuken stutter? |
| I mailed my stocks request earlier this week, I hope my order gets filled on time! |
| dayum\n\nEmporer Musk in da house |
| This fucker just spams everyone he can sell chips to |
| This time is different bruh |
| >He figured out a way to accumulate it\n\nThe elite class literally write the rules which they benefit from. It is anything but fair game. Nasdaq changing its IPO rules to pump his stock is a perfect example of that. |
| 🙂 |
| Because it went all into Elmo enricher |
| $30 billion can be a meme. $2 trillion is a waste of human effort. |
| My wife dumped her boyfriend because I bought SPCX at IPO |
| did you sell naked? otherwise you lost more than you made |
| Elon Musk's aura has created 2 trillion dollar companies both with a bag of chips in revenue |
| Sell the news hedge funds and institutions happy to take in 15% profit and leave. |
| I just can't imagine putting so much effort into defending a "friend" online against randoms. Like, it seems so cucky and weird, and then you made the offhand "ex wife vibes" remark and I put two and two together. |
| what you expect? all these calls and puts are basically 50/50 |
| Earnings can suck my nuts along with the rest of wall street |
| Most people cannot comprehend the scale of one trillion. A trillionaire giving a random person 1 million is the equivalent of a millionaire giving out 1 dollar. |
| that's true for all commodities including gold, I find it quite spooky |
| I don't.\n\nWant.\n\n😬 The drama!!! |
| What do people here even do on a Friday night??? 🤔 |
| once options come…. the green dildos will never end . |
| This is the finale |
| buying more on payday, for several paydays |
| Bro, sure. |
| Claude GTFO this sub\n you AI POS |
| u/automoderator is gay and removed this. |
| They all pumped yesterday, did you ask why that happened also? |
| Oh I definitely will |
| Adobe charts look like a generational buying opportunity, the options ‘feel’ too expensive for me though. But I’m poor. |
| Bought as a retail trader near open, flipped it for a little 7% gain. |
| People still use internet explorer in 2026? |
| No problem, becoming a billionaire or trillionaire, but he should do more for charity. How about a awesome animal, shelter and animal hospital in every state fully funded by him? That’s what I would do. |
| Yeah precisely the same haha |
| Bought 1 share, made 5 quid, dipped out. Thanks for all the fish and goodbye. |
| I bought more today, idk why wouldn't one buy into the s&p inclusion. Am I missing something?\n\n"priced in" a bit for sure but I think there might be still room idk |
| "couple of months" |
| I wish I understood all of this because I wanna be rich too! 😭 |
| 4% float |
| they always ask for fries in the bag but never stop to ask themselves whether fries really should be in the bag |
| Imagine holding MSFT/META when QQQ is outperforming. Goes to show picking stocks is complete bullshit and luck |
| I feel you, but I hate to say it... working for Tesla gives you more credit than the majority. |
| Show me some Dua Lipa Glastonbury clips from before she was famous then I'll forgive you. \n |
| The spice lord 😂 |
| So who bought the top? |
| I think the plan is to just crash some rockets into Google and Apple. It's free money if you know what you're doing. |
| This idiot bro... |
| If no deal announced over the weekend, we can drop 1-2%. Bigger problem is the FOMC though - if oils doesn't drop by Wednesday Fed will be forced to be hawkish which will take SPY down to 650 in couple of months. |
| SpaceX sold 555 million shares in its IPO and over 517 million shares were traded today. \nNearly an entire IPO's worth of stock changed hands in a single day. |
| Bot post you regards. Ban this |
| I think people really sleep on how powerful SpaceX’s business model actually is. Their real strength lies in space infra and telecom, which is why the high valuation makes sense for me, this is something “new”. Some people think IPO means "It’s Probably Overpriced," but I don’t see it that way here. \nThink about it: they could “easily” put AI data centers in space and become the "AWS of space," using better natural cooling and cleaner energy than anything on Earth hell why not use a nuclear reactor. On top of that, while normal telecom companies are stuck digging holes and manually replacing tower hardware to upgrade, SpaceX can just swap out satellites more cost-effectively over time. With a few more upgrades, they could even offer (wishful thinking) a continental eSIM that isn't locked down by country borders. |
| What plans do you have for your earnings? It's almost enough to get lunch at Wendy's, with your employee discount |
| it me frfr |
| And what was Tesla at ipo? |
| This account looks like a bot. |
| fuck yeah bro 10x gang yours looks exactly like mine except twice the amounts, i will take the win after being hammered for months, but I can't help but wonder is this a fluke? Was it the volatile choppy market conditions that allowed me to day trade successfully? I always hated getting stuck in a position or feeling afraid to enter a position that I knew it would be profitable because the exit would compromise my pdt status. i've been saying for a long time this PDT shit fucks me over and a cash account worked for a little while, but funds wouldn't clear until next, you need to be able to keep trading, so the margin account is crucial. i don't use margin, just a margin account. oh and also i changed my phone wallpaper from red to blue |
| Don't know why you're being downvoted. Yes the companies overvalued but so are most of the Reddit flavor of the month stocks. This pumping this weekend is least unrealistic thing I've read on here today |
| yes, next stop back to $150. Will never go up ever again. Are you regarded? It just hit 1T.\n\n |
| Yeah I’ve had a stomachache today thinking about what a trillion dollars actually is and that one person has that much. |
| Elon musk could IPO a fucking lemonade stand losing 10b/year and still get valued at a trillion dollars |
| It was free money, got a 60 day slap on the wrist from Robinhood but I made $35 per share and had 15 shares so... thanks for the free $525 Elon! |
| im not a racist\n\ni hired a black guy AND i pay him |
| No. No they wouldn’t |
| Bro that shit 165 right now 😭 |
| mirror mirror on the wall |
| This is AI thread gauging sentiment. Fuck yoh |
| dont get me wrong, bro a genius. sometimes, those typa ppl found it difficult to bag bitches |
| dude. i have bought calls at every fucking downswing. it’s been actually tragic. was down around $400 now only down $130 cuz of this recent pump. thing can’t fucking make up its mind. guy on here got me into him. can’t get out. |
| I don’t think a corporation is inherently evil. I’m employed and treated well by one, and we do good work. \n\nYou, however, do seem to think they’re inherently evil. So there is no way for you to see my point. I wish you well in navigating a world surrounded by evil, it must feel overwhelming. \n\nWe can agree to disagree on this. |
| Our growth rate is cooked. There was an argument that we were the global economy’s brain for a while, but that’s apparently cooked af now too 😂 |
| I’m saying he’s not a fucking trillionaire by any reasonable measure. \n\nKey word: reasonable. \n\nIt’s a bullshit headline refer root made-up numbers |
| https://preview.redd.it/g0qqxg2ccx6h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0f1b95507a4bb3d4cfd8d74cd4736d81a73a634 |
| Ohh you’re just betting on the bubble to semi pop or pop entirely? Yeah valid for sure. Macro be diff. But if things don’t go boom then Mu safe for the short term for sure. But then everything is overpriced and semi cyclical in the sector |
| It would have been endearing for him to just say, yeah, I play XYZ video games in my downtime as a stress relief or to stay connected to people or something, but no, he has to be the very best and it's loser behavior. So yeah, dude's weird af |
| Congrats, you broke even and made a net $4.26! On the bright side you can claim up to -$3,000 in capital losses on your next tax return and roll over the rest for the next 1-3 years. |
| This guy fucks |
| It's not free money if it takes time because time is money. |
| There are still people who have to call a broker to place trades. 😬 |
| Fine but no eye contact this time. |
| Some regard forgot to press POST earlier !!! |
| Enjoyment Destroyer Syndrome |
| If you set a limit order at $150 before it was publicly available, you could've got in then. There was also a $159 dip somewhat early and another before close. Still early imo before Nasdaq inclusion and before first earnings. Target 30% gain at $175, which unlocks more shares for insiders to sell |
| He’s white tho |
| Why the hell did space stocks crash today |
| Another gay love child? |
| Only the dummies. \n\nWhy would you sell before Asia has a chance to buy. \n\nSell Monday if you want out. |
| Update: [OP is down $116,570.24 on the day.](https://polymarket.com/@0x16c7f9b7b239c980929a2aa5d53b23c5cac03931-1769017422369) |
| Waiting until Tuesday and buying puts. |
| Was that today!? |
| Well done internet explorer, your only half a day late this time. |
| That you are asking all of this means you need to stay away. |
| I can one up you. Me. |
| I mean if you're a shareholder and he meets his promises you would be content enough with the upside to not mind his payout |
| lol |
| They make them that small? |
| Little late to the party there |
| I'd like a Whopper meal please |
| why, are you marrying it? |
| Waiter, this slop is cold. Its been sitting for hours |
| 1) I don't normally buy ipo, this was my first one\n\n2) its a 6 months ban on future ipo, and I have no plan to participant in any\n\n3) fidelity is my secondary brokerage, I just happened to have cash sloshing around so I used it (you cannot use margin)\n\n4) not burning anything here\n\n5) I'll gladly take another 2k again. |
| Wait for you or "her"? |
| Nvidia will pump yet again my friend |
| You can’t be this stupid |
| hands in the butthole now |
| Just a standard pump and dump 🤣 |
| That’s what I’m saying lol |
| Yes |
| I've always thought it was Market Manipulator |
| Sativa surely, right? |
| Fuck that bitch |
| This post seems hyper retarded |
| I’m all for capitalism but someone being a trillionaire while so many others are struggling seems cunty and sort of wrong. \n\nHe figured out a way to accumulate it, so fair game. Doesn’t mean it’s not over the top. |
| I hope my death won't be too painful. |
| I give up on MU |
| Im lowkey happy that spacex was a happy market day. 🙂\n\n> its been too long since we had a nice day where it just felt like a party 🙂 |
| You guys always joke about putting fries in the bag but I'm still giving handies at the dumpster. I'm working my way up to fries. You know what they always say: gotta get your hand in the mayor's butthole before you can work fries. |
| Maybe a business opportunity for 3x inverse ADBE ETF? |
| Good bot |
| No he didnt lmao. He said he *will* make $437k *if* SpaceX's valuation gets to $2.4tn |
| I know. It's wild that billionaire isn't even enough to describe these ghouls anymore. |
| Shhh, you’re breaking the 4th wall |
| You seem hurt. Who hurt you? |
| what run up bro are we looking at the same space stocks lmao |
| And THATS how he gets the Tesla trillion dollar payout.\nDude will be worth over 2 Trillion if that happens.\nAbsolute scam and POS of a human |
| Did you stop trading options now? |
| They had to run oil and oil stocks down to shake out retail so institutional buyers and funs load back up to pump it |
| Oh, I won't die. I lost 60,000 cad this week because of my ADHD. |
| Bro....... 🙁 |
| My heart would have been in my ass until I sold it. |
| Should I get a cock ring? |
| Much more than 8% last 5 years looking at my 401k |
| Oh yeah, I will buy leaps now. |
| Tell us please how you predicted the peak |
| So is “tram” |
| Is MU dead? SNDK has been better this week |
| And if one is cool, how much cooler would TWO S’s be?? |
| This guy is a WSB case study of "sell everything and freak tf out." |
| Are you saying he is prevented from bringing his wealth to bear because he is not liquid enough? \n\nThis seems like a child's understanding of our economic system. |
| lowkey but wishing it for someone is cringe |
| Averaging down is generally not recommended, but for short term trades it's literally 50/50, so have at it. \n\nNote that if you're a mean reversion, rather than trend trader, averaging down can blow you up quickly on short term trades too |
| lets go to fucking pluto next fuck it |
| i like jensen but he's really losing it recently with all these attempts to pump everything |
| Nobody in that 30% allocation to retail who ends up buying does. |
| Hard to believe Nasa has had to fight for scraps in the federal budget post moon landing. If they had been properly funded, Nasa could have created 100 trillion in value over the last 50 years. |
| True if big. |
| He was just jk the first 37 times now hes serious |
| At one point you will blow your account. Good luck. |
| # Imagine holding limp dick NVDA today and missed out all the space stonks run up. 🫵🤡 LMAO🤌 |
| SPCX will be pushing $180 by open on Monday. \n\nAfter hours is going great now that the panic sellers are gone and Asia is going to eat it up. \n\n |
| 0dte gamblers unite |
| When SPCX option chain open on Fidelity? I wanna buy puts before this tanks more, I have FOMO |
| what happens now? pretty sure the only reason he went public was to become the 1st trillionaire. he did that. so now what? |
| Damn lol |
| At least 15 days. So you’re in when selling is unlocked for retail. |
| XxXxX |
| It's your money, use it when YOU need it! |
| I guess Leather man was wrong.. MRVL was not the next trillion dollar company |
| Don't threaten me with a good time 😘🍑 |
| The article headline is a lie. She did not float any idea of a Tesla merger.\n\nI wonder why you don’t bother to read before you make an opinion. |
| It's irrational because of index funds that have 0 rationality buying most of the stocks lmao it's not rocket science (well maybe in this case but wtv) |
| Youre taking a bit of an abstraction and getting way too rigid about it. That's a perfectly defensible quantification of his worth. If he were to liquidate large sums in stocks, they'd be liquidated in line with that valuation i.e. trillion+ |
| Looks like it didn’t get any better foe you after taking this screenshot. Well regarded bets. |
| I need more details about that story |
| Oh bul r definitely fuk now!!! |
| The kiddie porn grok came after tho iirc |
| If the port is green yes\nif red no |
| Yes 🫠 |
| Thats the guy on the other side of my trades |
| it'll dip, but I think still has another 10-15% to run |
| Me too. Thanks for sharing 😂😂😂 |
| Lmao you funny AF |
| NVIDIA CEO JENSEN HUANG JUST SAID LIVE ON CNBC:\n\n"BUYING SPACEX, OPENAI AND ANTHROPIC AT IPO WILL BE LIKE BUYING $AMZN, $GOOG OR $META IN THE EARLY DAYS."\n\nHuang ETF? |
| You’re right. I guess I gotta draw a line somewhere |
| Yeah I hear you, I was sweatin that last trade pretty hard. Paid off though! |
| Hey... so you wanna VOO and chill this quarter? 🫦 |
| I been getting a lot of repo ads for cars going for dirt cheap. I will drive my happily paid little Nissan Sentra until the wheels fall off. My cousin just got a truck for 1100 per month. He can afford it but that's almost fucking apartment |
| You get that money back in services such as fire departments, pot holes and bombing schools etc. |
| no orgasming in the casino |
| Spotted\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8tsj4d2hbx6h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c06b3aabe78b4f6901ad1be6283d6e05ba5b3d0 |
| fuck mars there aint shit there, who tf want to go to mars? |
| https://preview.redd.it/q5txiisgbx6h1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=024abf7e88b02854da2e31f937729afd32fa370a |
| Holy fuck MSFT finished green!?! |
| Thank you mind sir. |
| Doubt they will make a quadrillion dollars anytime soon |
| I went to the theatre and for a walk. Didn’t check since 2 PM. What did I miss? |
| Purchased intel at 125 a share am i still early? 🤔 |
| He wouldn’t lie about a peace deal 38 times right? |
| This is definitely the safest financial decision you'll make all year |
| He’ll add the videos he made with underage girls on Epstein island |
| Any of you bought tickets for fifa World Cup ? |
| I think SpaceX has huge upside long term (3 to 5 year). If you bought in looking for a quick profit you'd be better off investing your money elsewhere. |
| A win is a win. |
| I bought sold bought sold. Made a quick 1000 |
| # Fries in the bag, you crazy bastards! |
| So 20 seconds? |
| That’s not how it works. Theta doesn’t decay on weekends . |
| This time it’ll be different! |
| Lol. Definitely buying some puts. It seems almost free money at this valuation. |
| I have a friend former coworker at Microsoft who went to SpaceX about 8 years ago. He was already a millionaire but probably got a few 10s of millions in SpaceX shares as he went in as a senior developer/manager. |
| Buy it fast. Spcx will be doubled. |
| retards at both ends |
| This is sex |
| Unless the true bottleneck is truly power... this is the bet, and where signs are pointing. If we start to believe we need 100g data centers to power super AI to rule the world the race will continue to space... and relatively fast. \n\nThe space race to the moon took 8 years and 300b in today's dollars roughly. This investment is 5-10x the size already, and is poised to dwarf costs if the race fully launches... I wasn't a believer but the winner of this race, ultimately will need the most power. Elons playing chess, he alters his strategy as he goes and he's got the political dawg in him to get shit done fast and change the game. |
| I requested 2 and got 1...50% allocation..lol |
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| Ooof.. I’ve been there, brother. Literally lost everything but my house (and just by a hair) |
| It's so cute you think we live in a free market. |
| It will crash with the market within the next 2 years, possibly being a crash catalyst. Then it will recover with the market and go way beyond 2T cap as government prints money like its nobody's business. |
| Puts on quantum. I dont have a thesis. I dont care. I just wanna gamble. Thanks |
| You don’t think SPCX could get to 1.5 quadrillion market cap?! |
| Because even after a big drop today it is up 30% for the month and 50% for the last three months. |
| Reddit mods? |
| i sold spce calls to you guys yesterday. yall are truly regarded |
| Aaaaaaand your moneys gone 🤡 |
| Losing money on a Friday is the absolute worst |
| "Daddy, how you get so rich? Why you richest guy in town?" \n"Well son, let me tell you about this stock called space x..." |
| Terrible why the hell are you buying a $40 contract??? Terrible Risk! |
| which part? where the cost to run ai is outpacing the rate of return? or that companies are starting to dilute shares to continue to fund ai? or that softbank recently got denied a loan while offering shares in return? the cracks in the foundation are starting to show. if those companies give up on ai, mu is only going to be selling memory for so much longer before it comes down |
| PLTR getting dumped like trash to fund newest toy acquisition |
| That's not useless, it's great for shorting |
| You know, you don't have to be a slave to theta. \n\nYou can buy ITM options, which experience far less theta decay because you're primarily buying intrinsic value from the start, but you still profit if your position goes in the direction you want. (Delta of .80 - .90)\n\nYou could buy further dated options, 45 + days. Theta starts speeding up around 30 days and becomes exponential at 14-1 days.\n \nIf your broker lets you do spreads, you could use debit spreads (risk of assignment unless you're trading European). \n\nThe deep ITM option is the best. Almost no theta and you gain most of the profit from the option price movement. \nSo with an ITM option you get the benefits of controlling 100 shares while eliminating the biggest risk.\nLook for high delta (like how people are always says MMs want to be delta neutral). |
| So you’re a fuck the trillionaire kind of guy |
| Finally |
| # How many newly millionaires created today from space stonk? If u r one(not me tho), raise ur hand up 🙋! LMAO🤌 |
| yes tax write offs but u still lose money. also idk if my live is saved cause mrbeast wanted clout my life is still saved |
| Every time I miss my ADHD medication, disaster strikes: I hit my head, break my glasses, break my phone, place the wrong order in stock... Now I've even lost my medication. Am I going to die this weekend? |
| Any degree in the Social Sciences |
| You're right lmao. I better get some sleep 😴 |
| We did almost 2% yesterday on a truth post. His posts had seemed to be losing potency up to that point. But something about this one felt different apparently. It really feels like maybe this is the real deal this time. Hoping we open at least 3% up. I am leveraged to the absolute tits with calls though so I would say that |
| That's when I checked out of X. They nerfed grok after that and started banning people for being anti-septic. |
| That’s called a Reddit karma straddle |
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| Eventually that bubble will burst, and I'm here for it. If we had a SEC and justice department with balls, it would be a much different world. |
| Ask him to be your advisor then. |
| i am just curious if all regarded people that now own tsla stock will sell and move into space x. |
| dam sun. Ok OP, if you're reading this, you really need to stop what you're doing, get help, and (most importantly) give all your money to me. This isn't an investment, I just want free money, and since you're giving yours away to anonymous randos on the internet anyway, I would like a cut. Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| Just know every regard posting AI photos on the feed you're getting reported |
| Done with work, I've done my part\n\nCAPITALISM!!!!\n\n# 💰🫡🍟 |
| Mistake I make constantly: I see something that might be fun for a “quick trade to make a couple hundred” and buy a couple calls/puts just for fun. Then it immediately goes in the wrong direction so I double down. And it keeps going in the wrong direction so I double down again. And now it’s no longer just a fun little “who cares” trade anymore. I NEED TO QUIT FUCKING DOING THAT. |
| Or maybe look at a calendar |
| The daily “your trade confirmations are available” message they send too |
| his foundation |
| MSFT |
| It’s gonna be the most valuable company on earth MC wise. Make your arguments about whether it’s deserved or not, but it will def get there. |
| Absolute balance - you will take no more shits as your body is perfectly consuming the energy you have provided it with. NamaSPCX |
| This is what i came for |
| igga, whaaaa? |
| !Remindme 15 days.\n\nMy guess is 60-70 in the next month or so. |
| Just the way I like it |
| i mean i wont defend him just syaing hes had a good impact |
| Uh yes? Tf? Oh I’m sorry, did I walk into r/stocks instead? |
| went for 778 6/26 instead. 771 seemed too ambitious for a week but if it works these calls wills print anyway |
| People have a hard time wrapping their head around how much money was printed during COIVD. That shit is still paying dividends for those that got their share of it. |
| I don't think people realize the 19% gain is literally only for those that had Spcx as an option where it trades at it's IPO value. No one else got that and the literal millisecond you could start buying or trading it began after it was up 24.6% which is not something anyone wanting to buy got a part of because it already increased by the much at the moment you were even allowed to buy.\n\nthe reason it dipped almost immediately was SpaceX employee option holders sold immediately to cash in on the instant gain. |
| How far out should I buy puts on spacesex? |
| So, what's next? Bankruptcy? \n\nI know nothing of stocks, let alone... gambling? Idk what to call this, because it's not research. |
| display: none |
| They own Twitter and xai |
| 60 days — I’m expecting the ‘flipper” notification any time now… |
| A B.A. in Psychology |
| rookie numbers |
| Oh fuck he knows |
| Bro can i have what u smoke |
| 30$ and many failed Projects |
| King elon you go ahead , we are with you 😍\n\nSPCX to 10T Market cap before 2030. |
| Oh shit, your right. That's better actually |
| But it makes a loss, What's the logic??? |
| Or maybe take profit before Earning next week. Just incase something goes wrong lol |
| These bots and algos are so powerful, PLTR doesn’t move more than a singular dollar in any direction for almost 4 straight hours before the close \n\nWhat the fuck dude |
| Where’s the guy that said he was sleeping well yesterday because all of his SPACE positions were very on the green? Now you are very on the red you fucking retard. 😭😭🫵🏻❌ |
| A B.S. in biology |
| 1 share lol |
| What are you his secretary? |
| pugs |
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| Fade every move. If it's up, short it. If it's down, buy it. Every single time |
| Time to use your margin and keep going |
| Don't forget the Boring Company, because we need Spacex tunnels, that teslas can travel through, all powered by Grok. |
| One is a candy, and one delivers Burger King to your house. |
| Breakeven is the bearish scenario now. Lesson in that |
| Daddy, chill |
| with predictions I'm often very wrong, for example didn't expect RDDT to have any good performance. This in mind SPCX could go to 300 this year |
| remind me! 3 days |
| Is there anything in this world more useless than Robinhood monthly statements? |
| Is this stuff really considered business news? I'll pass thanks |
| Pretty lame people on WSB only think of holding SPCX as some long term retirement account investment. Really moved away from the roots of this sub. Nobody complained about Gamestops P/E when it was almost $500 a share. |
| we're in a bubble but\n\nthis is not even close to the top\n\nthe final leg is always the steepest and the most fomo inducing |
| I keep hearing the strategic reserves are going to run out soon and uso is going to bump |
| so who’s gonna ape in SPCU on Monday and either make some bread or queue up in the bread line? |
| Highly regarded & completely acoustic |
| Or maybe it’s not irrational and redditors are just wrong because they don’t know anything |
| Nobody knows how to value the company that controls 95% or.more of the space launches in the world. Plus owners of twitter, starlink and whatever else. |
| Indeed. Insider information can only be obtained through personal connections. No one will make friends with a computer except us autistic people lol. |
| Still, it seems prophetic. |
| Or Mr. X the guy who leaked the info about what’s really in the flu vaccine. |
| Will be hopping back on MU, SNDK, MRVL, and ARM on Monday |
| My thoughts exactly |
| It is this weekend |
| Puts puts puts |
| Buy high sell low. |
| Check mate 🤣 |
| Dont tell me how to burn my money, il buy a $50 put on space x just burn it on Monday. |
| The largest IPO valuation ever and it was still up over 25%. Over $200 on day 1, well you might belong here. |
| I’m normally not really a fuck the billionaires kinda guy but fuck Elon fr |
| Prove it. Full send it on a random ticker |
| Who were you using? IPO allocation are a wast ad retail gets craned down the most |
| Cant wait to lose money on SPCX options |
| Been bag holding since January. Trust me, no one wants to dump this PoS more than I do lol. Sure, pump my bag ig but if I could redo it, hard pass.\n\nThe loss opportunities from holding that shit pissed me off week after week. |
| I’m sure not. These are finally good honest companies that will be ruled by a CEO only interested in providing a good service |
| normally i derisk before the weekend a bit but i didn’t today so spy is opening at 650 probably |
| Spacex valuation is larger than Canada , but it wouldn’t take much time to go down to Bangladesh.\n\nThat is how much pumped money sloshing around |
| Glad i didnt buy this 😭 |
| I literally said dude has a good well paying job in a field that typically sees much lower salaries and certainly not the potential to make someone a millionaire should it merge or go public. Sorry he’s happy and the only story you can make up in your head leads to everyone hating it. \n\nIt’s fine you don’t like Elon…I don’t really either. But it is irrelevant. |
| Probably will be better to sell options vs buy for you regards here. |
| You’re the birthday cake |
| RKlBs getting a 50% haircut where it will still be 10x more expensive than spacex |
| I really wish more people knew this. I keep losing money the longer I wait for you tards |
| Bag7 |
| stop making fun of me 🙁 |
| Oh shut it |
| If I blow it all on champagne and hookers all I get is a hangover and trip to the clinic |
| I request 50 shares from fidelity and got them all. Wish I had more capital but the last week wiped out 20% of my money |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $745.00 (above) | $742.17 | +0.4% | Jun 19, 9:48 PM |\n\n*5-day ban if this doesn't hit.* |
| I just need to trade like a dentist who watches cnbc all day. Numbers are meaningless. |
| you know when to quit and that's a scarce skill in investing |
| You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar |
| "Unanimously" lmao |
| Hey, don’t write yourself off yet. |
| every mag7 stock is going to 0 at this rate |
| It's at $2T market cap lol. What, do you expect this to be at $10T in few yrs? |
| Price go up if people buy, not because of math\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ptzzx843ax6h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=635d216934a363daf1f9c8d3fd1996923f247b57 |
| How many did you buy |
| Lots of people did. 500m shares traded. |
| If NVDA hits $10,000, call me |
| And edging |
| #crazy shit african and trilly rich dont rhyme |
| He's just like us |
| dude u put a quarter mil on polymarket da fuck |
| His shitty AI company has twitter, while the other guys have to steal reddit posts. |
| so true queen |
| wait you put 56k in IRA and got 200%? i'm still trying to figure out how to not lose money on regular account lmao |
| Why the fuck is Bloomberg TV talking about the UFC fight |
| That phone must have been plugged in all day and still attached to charger. |
| Fuck your puts. |
| Nvda price action is fucking dogshit |
| My username checks out.\n\n(BTW no relation.) |
| Market maker |
| just tell me what ticker to invest in so we hit the buy button |
| She sounds hot |
| You really haven’t dug into this new world and MU’s place in it, huh? |
| hell yea brother |
| It's not even been a week bro. Give it time for both theses to play out. Y'all too 0dte coded |
| WUPHF! |
| Space isn’t real anyways |
| Except that it technically was listed as software given it grouped in XAI (not saying it’s a good product per se, but they definitely have compute on their side given Anthropic is paying $1B/month to them for rent). |
| Hooray? Let’s repeal citizens united and get money out of politics now! |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tq9ui6/on_spacex_ipo_day_the_retards_type_s_p_c_into/ |
| What is an MM? Is it like DD? |
| I don't think it's worth what it is now\n\nI think it's worth $750 a share |
| Which is the perfect setup for the big avalanche \n\n"World wakes up and realizes the US is a zombie economy" |
| Yep, and that's the complicated part. When you are taxed changes based on the type of account, and the tax amount is based on your income at the time you are taking distributions from those accounts.\n\n...complicated. |
| Can't wait to buy puts on scamx |
| I prefer just the WAP part |
| Buy shares |
| One big bag of promises makes a lot more sense than two? |
| If it does, I’ll buy you a foot picture of your choice |
| X be like: Did you buy the dip, anon 🤮 |
| Hold on to your butts |
| Penis or Pussy? |
| Just so he can take the management setup of spacex which he can't be removed from want has all the power to do what he wants. |
| How did he become the richest man in the world?\n\n*Two words: Mecha Hitler* |
| Respectfully, how much cocaine did you do today? |
| Money is fake anyway |
| yes ill take my 2k gain over holding 90x p/e garbage. |
| Understand, do the opposite |
| Generational poverty here we come. |
| Let the fun begin |
| Literally free money for Elon |
| lower prices are better than higher. take that rope money and buy more. |
| The money you might gain comes from people who also thought they knew what they were doing |
| This is the real story. I put in a limit order on Schwab at $136 but it didn't execute. Guess I might buy the dip next Tuesday when it goes below 135. |
| they said grandson was wrong to buy Intel too |
| Great! Your profits are up... $4.26 |
| and text messages too! |
| SpaceX, sounds like "Space Sex". That's the real reason. |
| Bruh if the power ever changes hand 🍈 will be meme material. But for now he will moon |
| Huh? Which one? |
| This is where the fun begins |
| Give it time. $130 by August |
| No |
| Past two weeks I’ve been watching SPY, QQQ, NVDA, & AAPL for direction and volume. Watching pre market and prior day levels. News, obviously, has been huge, so not being in trades for more than a minute or two was even more important. Entering where I see retests, rips, or pulls with volume and confirmation across those symbols. I’m not experienced enough to trade off GEX or those other Greeks, but I am learning. |
| I’m on the west coast and having a late lunch myself… did it hit $500? |
| This stock will goto up, and you will remain poor. Buyer’s remorse will kick in when you see this at $230 |
| I bought 1 share and will sell it the day someone sets foot on Mars. |
| 👀 |
| Anyone else sell the SPCX IPO today ? |
| Holy shit dude. That was brutal. |
| Very well maybe that complex but it could be just as simple as skewing decision toward making profits out of the option market |
| Praise be to Allah |
| What makes u think it’s worth what it is now? |
| LMAO |
| Before shit was on the market dunning krueger redditors were lining up to tell retail they were exit liquidity and bag holders. |
| Rklb breaks below 90 and I might need a loan to get some rope |
| Wait till you see SpaceX share structure. Musk can own 7% (maybe even less) and still have 70% of voting power. |
| You retards make me sick.\n\nAll that talk about the stupid Spacex ipo.\n\nI can buy a random meme stock and get a 30% pump.\n\nFucking retards. 🫵🤡 |
| Is it ? Who could say for sure these days 😂 |
| 41st time is the charm |
| New ipo dropped today you regards |
| I agree with you but imagine if he didnt have to try and hide it from the american people and disguise it as doge. Prolly could've done way more damage\n\nPutin doesnt have to hide it lol |
| google won already why fight it. |
| I only know of one. But not certain even “that” feeling compares to closing a big win |
| At the end you get taxed anyway |
| The reason MU was flat today bc degenerates bought SPCX. Come Monday, they’ll figure out it’s a boring stock ride and switch back to MU. >!Thank you for your attention to this matter!< |
| 75$ in Dec 2026 |
| What the actual fuck are you talking about? Absolutely NOTHING justifies a trillion dollar payout. There is, quite literally, no argument for that.\n\nFuck off with that nonsense. |
| Nobody tell him |
| No kidding. I have money to throw at the market, I’m just not too sure I’m ready to invest based on vibes and memes. I mean I did make money off of Shiba Coin but I like to apply logic and I’m just not too sure I want to start off like that… \n\nMaybe I’ll just use it for more tangible investments who knows? |
| There’s no way he actually cashes out 1 trillion. At this point he owns the largest machine in the casino and it’s all thanks to us for making it happen. |
| is this sarcasm |
| My account hit total value of $20. Fuck you |
| Nice congrats. Post a screen capture |
| Robinhood app crashed on me and wouldn’t let me buy or sell for 15 minutes this morning. Anyway else? I am dumping my shares for a profit and going to a real brokerage. |
| In two years it will be back up to ipo price after tanking to $60 or so |
| I am willing to start dancing for dollars.. start a collection.. 😆 |
| MSFT |
| Do we think SPY hits 760 on Monday? |
| I really hate being on the middle of the bell curve. On, like, everything. |
| $RKLB breaks below $90 I'm taking out a mortgage |
| Yes, whenever employees are no longer locked up and can sell their shares especially |
| Switch where your buy and sell buttons are and do the exact opposite of what you're doing now and you'll be a millionaire in no time |
| Nah we're past that. The people of Idiocracy were dumb but well meaning. Our idiots are all evil. Idiocracy is aspirational at this point. |
| I’d say the market knows we aren’t getting peace this weekend. |
| But Tesla was a proxy for Space X. I was told multiple times that's why it was valued so high. Guess everyone just forgot. |
| Bro just woke up from a coma |
| You’d think 1/3 of this country would hate him for that. Maybe even want to see him get taxed on his trilly. |
| I'd consider a 98% loss pretty bad |
| about tree fiddy |
| Welcome to X. I love you. |
| my only friend, the end. |
| My ex talked about it all the time after she began seeing a therapist who convinced her that being a ho was liberation |
| No better feeling |
| More likely to be one fund manager in the Bahamas with all of their money |
| Congrats on your extremely lucky positioning. You live to gamble for next week |
| I caught the IPO, and just like I expected, this stupid stock went to $3.90. |
| For real. I don’t see consumers pulling back on their \~checks notes\~ trips to space any time soon. |
| You misunderstood what the person was saying. |
| He’s worth over 1000 Billion. \n\nMost here don’t even have a 1000 single dollars 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Thancred |
| Similair to tesla the last couple of years, volatile but on average relatively flat. |
| This isn’t. |
| we would of already had billboards on the moon sponsored by your mom if it wasn't so fake and ghey |
| I feel like spce should be on there😂 |
| Figma deine Mutter |
| There's a lot of space between my ears. |
| If 20% after IPO isn't well idk what is |