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| You put your phone number as your 2fa and you lost it like an absolute dummy. What do you expect they do just give your money to you becaaue you said TRUST ME BRO |
| US Generals telling their subordinates this is a holy war and the Iran foreign minister says there will be no negotiations and yall expecting this to be over by monday. 🤣 |
| Iran has absolutely no incentive to open the strait -- unless team USA is gonna rebuild their country. Do you see that happening? \n\nIt only escalates UP from here, unfortunately. |
| Imagine the switchboard at the WH lit up by loons pretending to be the leader of Iran. Lmao |
| benis market |
| lol |
| I drank these working on a building site and fucked everything up |
| Had me at butthole not gonna lie |
| Maybe biweekly \n\nPeople really ain’t making money out here with these W-2s \n\nThus why people come here to try to escape the rate race because if you aren’t a tech bro, lawyer, doc, you get the point…it’s work till you die |
| HODL = bottom\n\nYODL = top (mountain) |
| the financier? |
| In Colombia, with Cashflow |
| They might or they might not. Doesn't necessarily matter as oil and living essentials can go up in value faster than gold. |
| Monday will leave all the bols with a 1000-yard stare |
| Donnie should just let world see his videos and do the morally right thing. I think god/world might just forgive him instead of doubling down. |
| body on my taint and its neck fading out into my butthole. |
| Never give up |
| That’s one sided “game plan planning “ it looks like |
| Did that same shit two weekends ago took like 3 days for my ass to recover |
| How are people NOT a thought vampire |
| California 🌴 ☀️ |
| sal governale |
| Nothing retarded about posting that with no geolocation |
| HODL = bottom.\nYODL = top (Mountain) |
| Sending it |
| Wouldn’t governments start printing money like crazy at the same time? |
| Buy signal. |
| One more existential problem made worse by the current admin. Hope you don't own property south of the mason Dixon |
| #WHERES MY COCK? |
| I almost got burned hedging my gold with silver puts. Be careful. \n\nThe money printing is rapidly increasing \n |
| They bomb the negotiators rather than negotiating with them |
| Cutwater is the closest thing we’ll get to old 4Loko. Do what you may with this info. |
| news? |
| Damn. I actually followed you on this but traded in and out a couple times...made about 100k\n\nI'm looking at META 600 calls for my next move |
| I do, it’s a tough life for them. Imagine being in a body you are totally disconnected with. |
| What happened? Can't find any recent news. Very gloomy in here right now |
| Told em it's 1 10k trade per week |
| Bruh it's 95 degreez in March |
| I biked like 20+ miles today holy fuck my ass feels like I bought calls |
| You jest. I humbly thank God that that sort of shit never happens in Murica |
| Americans after a loud bang in a public space |
| Just hide in a school you should be safe there |
| Can we see TSLA sub 300 this week? |
| That’s bulls |
| Gold is worth whatever industrial or design demand that justifies it. As well as central bank demand. |
| You have no idea what you are talking about |
| I don't think you can ask someone if they are high and then type "pention" plan. |
| Its saturday... and weekend wallstreet on post-opex weekend has about as much weight as your pockets |
| > scrambler\n\nEverything is computrrr |
| No worries they can use Iranian oil now sanction free. |
| What does the bored of peace have to say about this?! |
| Has the Iranian stock market bottomed out? I don’t wanna catch a falling tomahawk |
| AZ |
| It gets obliterated every other day of the week.\n\nThose Iranians must be really efficient, speedy builders. |
| The Pete Hegseth School of Warriors and Strong Men who Definitely ARE NOT GAY |
| Shart of the deal |
| Very peaceful, go back to sleep |
| YODL |
| Me vs the world (the mods).... |
| k |
| No shits fucked . Strait of Hormuz all fuckd up |
| That he’s not actually negotiating anything and it’s the 500th fake headline in the last week?\n\nYea. |
| No one works on Sunday |
| Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much winning. |
| Bit late |
| finish this sentence: I've never seen these retards scrambler hard than ... |
| We will reach a new ATH by friday. Dont forget, the worse the news, the stronger the pamp. Nuke = megapamp 777 |
| 5% up ? |
| As the lead Iranian negotiator for a peace deal, I will agree to give up all the enriched uranium we have, in return for a billion transferred to my Cayman account. |
| Reckon Taco is gunna follow through with the ceasefire/wind down talks? Sounds like it |
| Give the ballroom to the military and they can sell it for 200bn |
| Where was the last place you had it? |
| IRGC: demanding tariffs to pass the strait of Hormuz ☠️\n\nDonnie what did you do now everyone getting the gay tariff fever |
| Hey guys I was in a coma since Oct 13 right after they all gathered in Egypt to sign Peace in the Middle East.\n\nhttps://www.whitehouse.gov/videos/historic-moment-president-trump-signs-the-gaza-peace-plan-for-peace-in-the-middle-east/\n\nHow is everything going? Is it very peaceful and prosperous?\n |
| Actually, about 30% of the county disagrees, and 100% of bulls |
| It’s a joke smh |
| Ameripeen 🔬 |
| Apparently Mr. Orange is negotiating "peace talks". You know what that means... |
| I full ported at open. Im still confident |
| They don’t just give the FIFA peace prize to anyone! |
| Bears spamming the WSB comments with "Iran is winning" slop\n\nmeanwhile the reality in Iran https://x.com/BlackApple/status/2035440583205064758 |
| Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave? |
| Capitalist society - protects profit not living standards. |
| I’m not into crypto but this is the reason why btc/eth are staying flat/grinding up while gld and slv are cratering.\n\nEasier to do digital unsanctioned transactions than deal with anything physical. People in Qatar/Dubai are unloading physical assets like apartments/metals at any price and just fleeing. |
| One of these statements is false, two are true |
| Noone disagrees but it aint gonna happen |
| Yep, on Monday. Depending on how the first hour goes I’ll start scaling in smaller positions. |
| Gonna have spicy Indian food today since I don’t have to work tommorow. 💩 \n\n |
| I did that in way less than five years |
| This is Shakespearean levels of poetry by WSB standards |
| In case anyone think 🥭 is going to successfully broker a peace deal this week I got a bridge to sell you Bols.\n\nhttps://x.com/netanyahu/status/2035473053703168504?s=46&t=04NUtvyX5KirWHvM_gvXUQ |
| Where is thetagang in 2026? Never hear about them anymore, just 0DTE yolo plays |
| The problem with Scotland is that it's filled with Scots\n\n\n🤴 |
| https://preview.redd.it/mca4cln74hqg1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81c19c334ceeafac253372f3be632a13ac9cb8c |
| Except same thing happened with Covid grocery story prices |
| Fake issue manufactured by right wingers porn history |
| Michigan or Purdue |
| I don’t wanna get too political but I’m gonna say it…\n\nPedophilia is wrong and pedophiles should face justice \n |
| getting a tattoo of a black swan rn |
| They only come out of hibernation for presidential elections and CPAC I think |
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| I lost over 5000 yesterday |
| No U R correct. I thought it would pump sooner is all. |
| Who y’all got winning march madness? |
| Wrong. I want this to end, but TACO doesn't work in a real war. |
| If Iran hits the ballroom with a drone they will probably get nuked. |
| I doubt you felt that way in 2026 |
| Europeen is smol 🤏 |
| The true advantage of crypto. A few random memorized words or phrase allow you to move and access your money anywhere anytime. |
| I played league with one. |
| Its literally going down because of profit losses and because it has a negative P/E ratio. Well duhh GTA 6 is the most expensive game ever made so its obviously going to strain the bottom line. They are going to make their money back in the first day and by the end of the first week a decent profit on it. Guaranteed |
| 🥭 sat on a wall\n\n🥭 had a great fall \n\nAll the king’s tariffs and all the kings war couldn’t put 🥭 ‘s economy together again |
| Never seen a transexual person. Only woman with wieners, and some without. Thought it was a random thing until recently. |
| banbet! SPY 630 1w |
| You had to donate to the ballroom. |
| No, but I see them on the news every so often \n\n\n(I do, actually, but wanted to make that joke cleanly) |
| also claim they already did |
| One hand? |
| Anti pedo is anti trump? i can see how it was a difficult sentence I wrote. My bad |
| You bought low sold high, still good roi.\n\nAny retard that thinks slv or gld even after dropping 15-20% is going to return anything for the next decade is in-fact a retard.\n\n |
| North Korea steals crypto. North Korea funds Russia’s war. Crypto bros eating ramen and smoking juul and getting constantly rug pulled “it’s gonna moon” |
| Too many Indians |
| Not even close. That sub is pro IS and heavily botted. You miss half the news if it’s bad for the IS narrative. |
| Ok illustrious hawk |
| does anyone actually know a trans person? I only see trump talk about them |
| Wonder how long until hedge funds start to sell everything and full port into Pokemon card packs |
| The ***Mission*** is, basically, ***Accomplished***® |
| is he winning big time? |
| "Despite continued heavy pounding from U.S. and Israeli military forces, Iran has remained defiant." CBC\n\nIran on it's brat arc? |
| You have to be a full-on commie to karma farm here. |
| Dow to 38 by next month |
| Bought silver / $22k SLV paper in 2021. Shit stayed at $20/27 forever and finally pumped. I sold at $72. Never again will I buy that crap metal against |
| What about bots on the spectrum |
| open a liquor store right next to the pentagon |
| Shrinkflation ofc |
| Where is the guy who full ported calls at close |
| They are hoping for doom and glooom just to make few thousand |
| Calls on DUIs |
| Dumbest life advice ever. Scan yours and get AI'd in a garbage dump. |
| poker or BJ? |
| I was talking to your dealer not you. Idk how you can even talk with a mouth full of mango cream |
| How I felt about Europe. Too many Europeans. |
| Bears and r/worldnews users are the same people LMAO |
| I’m sure they’re manipulating crypto with North Korea and have more money than people think |
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| Yeah man I was on right before that\n\n |
| How to profit from the $200 B war funding directly? Caterer for Hegseth office? Any ideas? |
| it never was supposed to make sense |
| Just lost $5k at MGM National Harbor in about 15 minutes |
| Ai slop for an ai joke |
| Good advice I endorse this. Only thing left to do would be to contact a commerce/trade commission or AG. |
| I definitely will thanks for caring regard |
| lol right? like who cares about the stitch stuff, just let the dude live his life! but fr, with all this AI design news from Google, it's no surprise FIG is dipping. hope it recovers—fingers crossed for that 25k yolo! what’s your game plan if it keeps dropping though? |
| I fucking pumped for you. That’s a helluva feast. |
| That’s a bot |
| 100%. Maybe higher. Got deeply into UCO calls and SPY puts. |
| Every week they declare they gonna bomb Iran into oblivion |
| Russia can’t fund their own shit |
| Having a number or account get stolen is one thing, your face, how you type, your bank account info, your finger size, your screen pressure, your patterns in searches and typing are other things dingus. |
| Obama |
| Add $CRCL |
| been moving shit all day. this is gonna hit |
| Thankfully you left. |
| why do 1 ounce gold bars say 999.9? where the fuck is my 0.1???? |
| https://preview.redd.it/9u8vt2f13hqg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa251b80d03d06971eb95637702b30eb5c472f91 |
| Yup stopped being good up until 2009. Three choices. Steak, chicken/fish and vegetarian |
| I would like to personally congratulate the person who sold u/ChannelGullible7324 calls. Enjoy your steak dinner! |
| 🥭 siging off Elvis style in the middle of thruth social post at 1:00 am would be a pinnacle of his term. |
| Lmao do you want to bet on that? |
| Actually, question… If I ,a normal person, were to post a fake image would you be able to check the “mega data” and know it’s fake? I suppose should just Google it. Thanks |
| You’d like that bear |
| And now security check points will be 14 hours because the idiot wants to put ICE in the airports to replace TSA, and there's going to be daily harassment quotas to meet. |
| #Beyond 🌭 lol |
| Yes, Iran would like nothing more for us to send troops so they can get better hits on our people/equipment \n\nThey know it’ll tank whatever little domestic support the war has. Same reason they haven’t launched any terror attacks within the U.S.\n |
| Well it's an internationally used and tightly controlled standard ensuring no matter where a plane flies to, the safety of crew and massagers is ensured. But still nothing beats a Jet-2 holiday so short jet-1 long jet-2 is the play here\n\nEdit: passengers. I meant to say passengers |
| 🐂 |
| Russia has made so much money off of this war. Literally the best thing that has happened to them since taking Crimea. |
| I just got back from Japan. It was beautiful but honestly… too many Asians. |
| internet is full of bots and people on a spectrum. that's why comment sections and social media doesn't make any sense. |
| Boardwalk Empire is so underrated, especially the later seasons. It only got better after season 2 when people stopped watching. |
| I am so fucking hungry RN. |
| it’s 👏 not 👏 a 👏 cream 👏 pie 👏 unless 👏 you 👏 eat 👏 it 👏 |
| I wanna get into onds when it comes down |
| Israel getting absolutely FUCKED this weekend |
| Why do bers spend so much time trying to convince others they’re stupid asf? Lmfaooo |
| Not so sure about Russia being stuck there, but i know China is doing it silently, one of the radar that they are using right now is chinese and it's top tier. |
| Exactly. You cant pull the plug on them. |
| I was thinking similarly, current spread is the largest since 2020, I'd assume the incremental upside is with Brent vs WTI |
| Next best thing would have been him posting a WSBs meme |
| #Duke is 💩 |
| Bulls are soon to be mincemeat |
| Vaping doesn't have any effect on your metabolism. You are still going to burn the same amount of base calories to simply keep your heart beating. |
| What are you saying dude |
| I’d put meringue on it |
| Imagine posting doomer chet during the weekend cuz ur a loser ber lmfaooo |
| $175 a barrel oil = wave of red hat diesel bros rolling coal in their own garages with the windows down (+ worldwide recession) |
| Wasn’t me |
| Oil at 120 is about a sweet spot if you do the maths on how much is cut off and what price should be (elasticity). Rest is the hype. Sure it can temporarily shoot above that, but 115-120avg is about right. |
| bro, if i had a bar of gold at home i am definitely taking that with me |
| Real shit |
| From supply chain issues to tariff fees to now fuel surcharge...companies will always take every advantage to squeeze the everyday consumer for just a little bit more. |
| The average person including myself has no idea what file metadata even is and won’t take the time. I will assume everything is bs from now on though. |
| Sell & cause a circuit breaker |
| No, Israel wants US to lose the war so both Iran and US are drained of resources and then they're able to take over the Middle East with little trouble.\n\nRemember that although the US has been a pawn for Israel for a LONG time now, all Pawns are meant to be sacrificed. |
| The longer the plane is in the air, the more fuel it uses, so probably not good. |
| Honestly I feel like the only way out of this is to impeach Trump and elect a president that isn't an Israeli shill. Not that I'm sympathetic to the regime in Iran, I'd just rather not start a war and allow age to take these senile fucks instead |
| I’ll have what they are smoking please. |
| Yes. 👏 |
| Dream about this. But can't shake the feeling that as soon as I give in to 0DTE tempation I'll lose everything. |
| Good thing those planes run on jet fuel and not oil /s |
| stop speculating you dumfuks. this chicanery is literally only about ME. i'll sell on monday morning and it'll moon straight up, thank me later |
| Woah that's too political and anti trump |
| Too many of you take shitposts seriously and it shows lmfaooo |
| "The war is over!"\n\n\*Nuclear holocaust happening 1 hour after.\* |
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| A bull should fly out to Iran put your life on the line for your ideals |
| imagine fucking it 🤤 |
| Micheal Burry says?\n\nAI does not work\n\nOr \n\nAI works to well\n\nWhere is his prediction market?\n\nVote now |
| Ahahhahahahahaha |
| Are you sure its not ash? |
| Not sure why people have not found $CRCL. But it will go up to $400 BEY |
| Strip clubs with buffets actually used to be really popular. |
| 🍺 |
| unless you had AIDS or lived in the inner city |
| Should i buy and cause a circuit breaker, or sell and send this shit to the moon? 🤔 |
| US tech is the beer in the world and all that but them iranians been cooking it seems its just weird how at the start of evry confrontation their leaders dies easily and then somehow they lock in evry time |
| They will increase price based on this and keep it at that for a while |
| 0.00 isn’t the worse we’ve seen. Actually so far from it. |
| fancy. i wouldnt know. i ride with the poors in the middle of the night |
| They dont even know who to negotiate with. Lol. |
| I think no one ever made a buffet restaurant/strip club because it’s a sanitary issue |
| Lmao |
| 😞 |
| The United States funded Ukraine forever against Russia. \n\nImagine thinking Russia isn’t going to fund Iran with China as well against the US. \n\nDefense contractors love this one trick.\n |
| i thought their nuclear program got obliterated |
| I just had an Amish made fried fruit pie I bought at a gas station and it may be one of the best things I’ve ever eaten. |
| If you have quit for 10 years your metabolism is back to normal or near there. I mean you came to the right place if you were looking for degenerates to just nod their empty heads and say vaping is a good weight loss supplement. Personally I feel like the guilt and shame of picking up vaping again would destroy me. |
| someone wrote nathan yahoo the other day and i thought it was so funny |
| "Or"? They must like you if they don't do both. |
| US is potentially offering Iran their own frozen money back in exchange for giving up their nuclear material, missiles, and proxies. That’s like $6-10 billion for a country that’s taken hundreds of billions in infrastructure damage over three weeks. Iran wants reparations. That’s not a peace deal, that’s asking a country you just bombed to say thank you and accept pennies for it. The IRGC isn’t signing off on this. |
| All he's doing is making it seem like he doesn't want to send in troops so he can say that he had to do it, and he didn't want to do it\n\nHe's trying to sell it to the people |
| Incremental propensity to spend interest income is like ~70%, vs wealth effect at 2%, I once heard. \n\n\nHigher rates are pro-cyclical at times |
| Their first class meals are complete shit. |
| Number 86 died at the age of Chuck |
| *visible pants tent* |
| They got fakely hit yes amazing huh |
| bullish |
| Bro. This is the greatest analogy I’ve seen in years. \n\nGave me flashback to HEAT - someone is always fking it up for everyone else |
| don’t tease me🫦 |
| Jeffrey Toobin got caught gooning on live TV and still has a job but you’re unemployed |
| Equally as valuable as any recent posting about the war "winding down". |
| It still has 20% short float, so it’s not dead just yet |
| Looks like Iran actually did save their better missiles for later goddamn, Israel taking a pounding |
| My portfolio is having a worse year than Shia LaBeouf |
| Hard pass |
| Likely both |
| Gold is a whore |
| I'm not saying you have an ugly dog.. just saying he looks like cookie dough that could use a few more minutes in the oven. |
| You know carrying literally anything makes it harder to run right?\n\nstuff > your life I guess? |
| Exhibit A... companies think that too |
| Also both are fake news......next |
| I got 10k on these I’m already down like 50% 😭 |
| Can bears get jizzed already? |
| The sages at American airlines always know all. That's why my flights with them always get delayed by 3+ hours or they strand me at DFW |
| I am going to vote for khanna and also troll on Reddit on behalf of him for free if he does that. |
| 🌈 ass airline |
| “They”? Someone notify the ADL asap. |
| Down based on current (real) news |
| Why? NVDA is in the business of making money and SMCI accounts for about 10% of NVDAs total revenue, they’re not dropping them anytime soon |
| #🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨WAR IS OVER THE PUMP TO RESUME EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY 🦅🥭🚀 |
| A sandisk shareholder |
| Same question \^\^ |
| https://preview.redd.it/c87kaayx0hqg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=576a8857f1c3dc3351218d6e46f4d1b8ae41c730 |
| That’s means nothing…wake me at 6pm est tomorrow whe the real shit starts trading |
| It’ll go down in the next few months but I see no reason to ever touch airplane stocks. |
| The whole idea is that if you need to then leave that city/country via black market means, gold will be the only currency accepted. At least that's how it sometimes was in the past |
| That’s fucking crazy, no wonder we’re pushing for a ceasefire \n\nIran will reject it they really want us to commit troops so they can score some actual hits \n |
| Anti Pedophilia ticket |
| vodka pizza with bacon & jalapeño\n\nlemon pepper wings\n\nmiller high life + whiskey shot |
| some sick bastards out there.. putting the fear of god into over leveraged bulls |
| American Airlines is preparing for 175$ oil 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Literally you will flee carrying only that. What are you going to carry with you? Your couch? |
| Yes the retarded bull thesis is he asked for 200b to back out of the war.\n\nJust buy puts every pump and then come back here to laugh at the clowns. |
| I barely eat. Quitting vape slowed my metabolism a lot |
| The good thing is weekend oil ig is showing a -1%. \n\nThat should bode well for next week. |
| Pulling out the majority of my positions for SGOV/HYSA \n\nLong PL, RCAT, ONDS, RTX, COP, EUAD, and some secret stocks y’all aren’t ready for \n |
| One made it halfway debris from the other made it to the base. Either the second one got intercepted or it landed near the base but didn't hit. |
| No crying in the casino |
| Pretty sure that's their plan |
| Isn't just you though I've seen dozens today lol must be the war |
| Lol, they dont even know who in Iran has the authority to negotiate. |
| I fell for that rage bait 😡😡😡 |
| Going to have to do a 3 day drive to visit my parents this summer. I'd rather do that then have to deal with a power tripping lard ass. |
| Just what the market needs, an android device stuck on 3-4 old major versions with a shitty UI. So unique. |
| Bul will literally be shaking anoos like a hoooah |
| It’s alright OP\nYou gambled thanks for posting your L but recovering financially is up to you |
| What if Khanna and Massie ran on a bipartisan ticket together in 2028? |
| Sick of these moron breaking news post here advice for anyone also tired of it if you see one of those go look at weekend dow oil NASDAQ etc if you see them reacting it's real if they are not? It's more fake bull shit some intentional some not but still bull shit |
| Give us news, dude, not history |
| I'll aim it just focus on you. |
| I was just fucking with y'all |
| Wait it got hit!? I thought they launched missiles but they only made it halfway |
| “Gold is a store of value”\n\nYea bro, when your city gets bombed you’ll carry that gold bar with you.\n\nStarted the year up 20%, ending the year down 30% lmao. |
Ah yes, sorry, I used this website  Small cap-focused Russell 2000 becomes first U.S. benchmark to enter correction territory Small caps are especially sensitive to changes in oil prices and a slowdown in the economic cycle. www.cnbc.com |
| Hmm iran is allowing china and india boats to pass through the strait so not sure what you are talking about? |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| If you quit vaping and nicotine in general you can easily learn to control your eating habits. If you think picking up vaping now is going to help you, you're probably wrong. You were able to quit vaping because you had the mentality at the time to do it, you just need to regain that same mentality and apply it to eating. |
| Smoking famously makes you want to not eat because it is an oral fixation and also makes it harder to smell things. |
| Yup selling everyone out for a few shekels |
| losing all your money on spy 0dtes also works for over eating issues too |
| peeing with a stiff morning boner is so difficult\n\npee flies everywhere |
| I don't think they really know. There isn't really anyone in charge |
| Can’t wait for interest rate to go back up so I can get 5% interest on all the cash I am hoarding. |
| Oh okay, issue solved then. |
| At this point, market needs reliable facts for a pump to not end up as a mere wick on the 5-minute chart. |
| reta, adderall, and vaping yes |
| so the bull thesis is he will taco/win (or both?) and things will return to "normal". Sorry stupid bol, any concept of "normal" will be the new-normal, where oil is perpetually high. |
| goddamn that vague comment below baited the entire thread |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Wasn't that exactly their plan for this scenario? The mosaic strategy |
| Hold on to your jobs you’re gna need em |
| Why are bols still allowed to have a say in anything anymore? At some point after being wrong hundreds of times your credibility starts to take a hit. |
| UK base bombed 4000km away from Tehran.\n\n\nAlso United Airlines is actively planning for $175 oil next year |
| Oil prices are not any higher today then they where a few years ago. Inflation captured all those gains. I don’t think prices for anything has fallen since the inflation crisis. |
| Amy poehler, is that you? |
| I was bullish now I’m profit taking\n\nRather make 4% interest for a year than lose the bulk of my gains \n |
| Don’t you need $2,975,000 collateral in order to sell 70 contracts of 425P at Robinhood? |
| So is oil going up or down Monday (I’m dumb someone please tell me) |
| > You pay $900 for a middle seat\n\nYou get to the airport, through TSA, to the gate and there's a dude who hands you a seat.\n\nThey didn't say SHIT about being able to get IN the plane and have the plane transit you to a destination |
| They denied bombing Garcia |
| What else is itchy? |
| Mods ban this idiot... |
| He's pretty good at wrestling |
| What happened now? |
| Holy fuck circuit breaker Monday |
| Why can’t he end the war?\n\n |
| Shit are they replacing tsa? |
| Jesus would do terrible in the ufc |
| Everythings down, chill |
| What news? Same shit whole week? |
| Lol, and yet how much money are these fuckers going to blow through buying back their own shares. |
| Bul ports limiting down |
| Ur joking right |
| Only way to find out |
| What news lmao |
| Lagging effect, last 1,5y will be undone in 1 week 📉 |
| Hmm. Also ur last comment was caught in spam filter. Yes that’s remy idk why u think he looks different |
| It's my nature |
| 2.5 billion is nothing \n\nThis will be a non event |
| How are you gonna put them airports when tsa isn't being paid lol |
| *[vague unsourced news tidbit]* |
| Yeah but this market runs on retardium. It will be enough to pump things back up a bit before shit hits the fan. |
| Helium supply, needed for AI, being cut off how will the market react to that? You must be a rookie trader |
| For actual good investment advice, look into Bogleheads, or investing in the low cost diversified index funds or ETFs directly (fractional shares are a thing too). If you have earned income, a Roth IRA can make sense for the tax advantage since there's also an annual limitation on it \n\nBut really, if you're a broke student, the best advice is just save the cash in an HYSA so you can use it to move, to establish yourself when you get your first job, etc. |
| k |
| Saw Passion of the Christ to learn more about religion, man they really beat the shit out of Jesus in that movie |
| So Iran has at least 4000km range. They could bomb Italy wtf |
| I am not even eating more it literally sped up my metabolism. I barely fucking eat |
| I’d love for some karma too. Funny enough his decision with Iran may get us there if they don’t let him 🌮 |
| I don’t know how you’re not bullish after seeing this market survive the last 1.5 years |
| What does it mean for long term air tickets? |
| Bruh, I'm thinking that or Russians now. |
| Kept my weight in check for 10 years |
| Whats wrong Vagueboy? afraid you might say something? |
| I guess you didn’t buy this past week |
| Bols everything is going to be great from now until the market opens Monday. You got this champ! |
| They did Nothing because if they did weekend oil wouldn't be down now would it stop posting bs fake shit |
| Can we please not ruin this website with vague posting too |
| TACO Monday. |
| If you wanna become a legend, then yes. |
| Watching two guys chase each other is kinda gay, not gonna lie. |
| Yeah I can’t get the belly to go. Used to be able to cut so easy. Size 32s still loose tho |
| Ban this man |
| Probably just bullshit. How do you prove a missile fell in the middle of the indian ocean? They still haven't even found that plane. |
| Yeah |
| Zyn and Reta |
| you're toying with these people |
| Why are there so many posts about shitting on this forum??? |
| sir, just get liposuction to suck all the fat out instead of killing ur lungs <3 |
| Iranian leadership is completely destroyed and everyone is acting on their own. Look out everyone everywhere |
| I built a website by vibe coding, have no idea what figma is for? |
| Do what |
| where's this level of in-depth analysis on CNBC 😤 |
| Fuck me, the news of 🧊 agents in airports almost makes me wanna reup on the airline puts that just killed me this week. Chaos seems to have a way of following that agency around. |
| Vaguepost king |
| He didn't say |
| What no one here wants to acknowledge is that the price of airfare has not really kept up with inflation. It is not really more expensive to fly today than it was 20-30 years ago, and by some measures it might be cheaper. But everyone clutches their pearls when faced with the possibility that this oil shock might cause prices to go up? Realistically, what do people expect? |
| Let’s get u a nice hot shower, I’ll warm you up a bottle of milk & wel rub your tummy after itl all be ok |
| Ya |
| They finally changed mango's diaper and it melted faces off |
| 685? You think spy will go to 685 when the market opens Monday? Is that what you are saying sir? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/harryburton420 made a bet that MU would go to 500.0 within **6 days** when it was 424.951 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 10 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| itchy ear canals are a sign of perimenopause and you should know you are not alone |
| He looks like the middle photo on the cover of an Animorphs book. |
| Whatever it is, it’s priced in |
| Calls it is |
| 5% interest rates and 175 oil |
| You realize how cringe you sound saying shit like this? |
| What they do homie |
| Did what. Did we use nukes? |
| Very informative post |
| Did what? |
| what happened lmao |
| Have you considered just not stuffing your face |
| The Art of Holding the Line\n\nKudos to you holding thru that storm of an unrealised loss of a million for that recovery. The kind of stories I want to read here lol.\n\n \nPeople need more of this especially with the downturn this week |
| As someone that stopped smoking, don't, plus vaping is extremely gay. |
| They won't be Australian though. We just banned social media for under 16s |
| Is that some kind of code for doing Billy Herrington roleplay |
| Every time I drive down cobblestone streets I feel something. It feels kinda like a gerbil in my anoos. |
| Ill take it, I can start selling covered calls at that price |
| try a lower resolution, like a a screenshot crop of the picture 🤣 I think there's a size cap |
| fckkkk they actually did it..\n\nWe are probably getting a limit down on Monday. |
| It's sad, he was great in the Andor TV series. |
| Looking a little flabby these days big guy? |
| Do airlines not hedge their fuel positions?? |
| Nobody:\n\nRemy: \n\n⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣱⡎⣿⡿⣫⣭⡍⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⡇⡼⣴⡿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠞⣿⠇⠧⡿⣱⡟⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⣋⢩⣭⣿⣶⡶⡿⣿⣿⣷⣷⡟⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠛⣋⣭⣭⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⠀⠠⠬⣽⣧⠄⠴⠴⣮⣿⣿⣿⣦⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣷⣀⣾⣿⣿⣇⣰⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠐⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣷⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣤⣁⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣃⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣝⣛⡻⠿⢿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣯⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣞⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡻⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢳⠇⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣿⣿⣷⡼⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢹ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢿⡀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡼⣷⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢁⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣸ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡌⣰⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡈⢿⣿⣿⡿⢣⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⡿⠉⣴⣾⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣬⣵⡆⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡜⣿⡀⠱⠈⢋⣁⠛⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢰⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢹⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿ |
| I have calls on CORN, WEAT, and CANE. Godspeed my brother |
| I’m hoping so |
| A senior Iranian official has told Al Jazeera that Iran is not responsible for the missile attacks on Diego Garcia and is not behind them\n\nFalse flag operation? |
| Do it for remy |
| I sort of hope that mango doesn't die but just becomes an invalid and lives long enough to see everything he named after himself get taken down/reverted/burned.\n\nBut if he did die, that'd be fine too. I just want some kind of karmic justice. |
| all the cool kids are doing it... You wanna be cool right? |
| What did you invest in to be down so low?? |
| They don't hold shit and rest of world is joining us now please return to your call of duty game or fries bag ty |
| hit the nail on the head 🤣 |
| Watching Tom Brady and gronk are playing flag football rn |
| Yeah but not as bad as those that held. At least Fridays buyers got in a lower prices than many of us. |
| If there aren't rate cuts then it's going to struggle to go back up. |
| Should I start vaping again? I literally just care about being slim and looking good |
| Cant we just get Beyond Thunderdome? |
| נשמע טוב |
| Spent $50 on this D20 20% beer. This is a way better investment than anything I did with my portfolio this week. It's also probably a good idea the market is closed atm. |
| This a bot account? 🤔 |
| me when someone inserts gay market talk in my weekend thread 😐😐😐 |
| LOL |
| The market closed crew will steal your wallet then spend an hour helping you look for it. |
| isnt that a tiger |
| https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FDk00UZVEAcWrqf.jpg |
| More fake news awesome thanks for the til |
| Well which one |
| Like every major chain near me. |
| What are people’s thoughts on ibrx? |
| Oil, defense, and food. Wartime portfolio. |
| Calls on oil |
| Not really though, could be theta gang winning too |
| Moronic post with TDS |
| WTI will rise and sustain its gains if they continue to promise more SPR release. Before Boden admin we had 630 mmbl in it. Before war in Feb it was 430. They promised 170 + even more on Thursday in an attempted front month short, back month swap which will absolutely fuck the treasury once the WTI curve fills out. Not too late to go long Permian producers and domestic energy infrastructure names like (PR, KM, OKE, RRC) |
| Haha pupper |
| Can't wait for all the pikachu faces here when we will get rate hikes later this year. |
| Same. Dinner date, dentist's office, at sentencing in court. It's rough. |
| Haha I love baseball. Not really on TV, but going to a game is super fun. Angels fan, we go a lot. And NFL is fun if you’re playing fantasy football \n\nMy top sport - soccer |
| /r/lostredditors |
| i love him so much |
| what gym closes at 7 |
| bols: "B-b-but Trump said!" \n\n\-95%\* |
| SERENITY NOW!!! |
| 5k marines. 1 million Iran soldiers. My friend who is a professor of statistics says one of those numbers is bigger than the other |
| I capulated some too. Just left mine in cash. |
| Always makes me laugh how quickly bears panic considering how big their mouths are. It's ironic. |
| China has done so much winning |
| 😭😭 |
| Ok we will and thank you regard |
| I tend to disagree. I think the religious component of Khamenei made him particularly dangerous. Trump is a con man, but he doesn't believe in anything. He would TACO where ayatollah would not. |
| Damn that sucks bro. They got me a few months ago. Check your beeper in about a hour and I'll tell you all about it. |
| Be a real man\n\nTrain by holding my bags for me |
| AI is great at making people think it knows what it’s doing. |
| Ugly as sin |
| OMG, you actually managed to lose multi‑generational wealth? That’s not just a mistake, that’s a talent. Good luck rebuilding that should only take, what, a few lifetimes. |
| Yeah mine think I’m so clean lol. I just do a quick tidy up in the morning before they come |
| https://preview.redd.it/b6ywmrprxgqg1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86ee4a597f1d0948824f490504262ccc5b7499c4 |
| even though i've halved my portfolio on calls in the span of 2 days, not even I can believe that narrative |
| Be not afraid of the bear who is gay while everything else is straight, but of the bull who is straight while everything else is gay |
| Gyms closing at 7pm on the weekend is bullshit. |
| You’re as thick as two short planks. |
| AI says hello |
| Only a matter of time before he is one himself |
| Golds up 50% in a year ya window licker |
| Terror doggo |
| if you really want to feel the touch of a man again just don't moisturize your hand for a while, final answer 🙌 |
| Ai answer = NAIL will bounce back just after the Russian ruble. This answer may be correct or incorrect. |
| I'd say the western world bro, americans and europeans politicians are all in the pockets of zionists at this point. |
| You can but it wont save your calls |
| [Pictured: Iran meeting tanker ships in the Hormuz](https://i.gyazo.com/37b8e4a101215896cab4785a4635b939.jpg) |
| I hate shitting on myself at the most inconvenient times. I just have a feeling now I'm not going to get a second date. FML |
| Monday bounce incoming |
| My June 590P are already juicy 🤲🏼 |
| Remy loves the beach. We go down almost every night after beach patrol leaves. Will be back at condo soon\n\n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/or1tpmvexgqg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81fc93bbd5b715d03f6e95edbfc1425a4fb3bc2a |
| We've all trained so well that people actually believe we can taco out of the holy war of Armageddon |
| Girl, this dog is having stock-market PTSD. |
| Japan is now paying for oil in Chinese yuan to get passed Hormuz. India first. Now Japan. Gold has got to be the play now after the drop. |
| Man, 100% with you.\n\nBut to be honest 🥭 in one side, the ayatollah in the other, I would have a lot of doubts pointing the most heinous. In fact I think 🥭is. \n |
| Every time they fall for it i lose faith |
| It doesn't need to be for the market to react. Are you new to trading? Serious question. |
| Quebec city and Montreal has some really nice cobblestones roads in the city itself. |
| damn, hopefully you can recoup the losses |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: OM\n\n Direction: Up\n\n Prognosis: Buy shares at ~$3.30 and front-run the institutional money targeting $10+\n\n Catalyst: Shipping the first FDA-cleared "hacker-proof" dialysis machines in Q2 2026\n\n Why it's cheap: Wall Street is literally forbidden from buying it right now (micro-cap charter rules) |
| True |
| If the polling gets bad enough for midterms, probably. lol |
| [https://x.com/llliiua\_/status/2035453361366143224?s=46&t=c\_D0mNpCMlv38DcGBxek9A](https://x.com/llliiua_/status/2035453361366143224?s=46&t=c_D0mNpCMlv38DcGBxek9A)\n\nlol they want nothing from the US |
| Peak retaghrd |
| Fuck .You. |
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| Bulls are so desperate they've decided to spread misinformation in the WSB weekend thread lmao |
| Europe is basically Is raels lap dog otherwise they get Samson ed |
| Iran to 🥭: Quiet, piggy! |
| Iran has said no such thing. While our admin is claiming that, Iran just bombed the shit out of a nuclear facility in Israel. |
| driving down cobblestone roads to feel something |
| Im sure there's easier ways to dump the market |
| I've thought of hiring a cleaning lady, but that would mean having to tidy up my place first so I'm not embarrassed. 🙁 |
| If a country can vote for and empower a man, for two terms, who raped a woman and was friends with a prolific sex trafficker and bragged about sexual assault, then you cannot claim that society cherishes women. Cherishes women, I am still laughing about this. You're a clown if you think this country cherishes women. Covets women. Cherishes? Gtfo.\n\nImagine thinking that elected representatives in a representative democracy are not representative of our people.\n\nAgain, Iran and the IRGC are different things. |
| Mongo tweet on Mueller death so cold... Mongo clearly doesn't believe in ghosts |
| All the bulls here coping thinking there is a peace deal 😂 |
| Where did you see Iran wanting to negotiate? |
| honestly the thought of a beer and fried food makes me queasy rn\n\ni had a banana and toast today. and a protein bar |
| Yeah dimona got hit hard. Dimona is a very well guarded airspace too given its nuclear facilities. |
| Depends on how unemployment goes. |
| Market will hit all times highs next week because I went 90% SGOV Friday |
| The tricky part is deciphering how gullible the larger market is. |
| remember Hidensburg published short report on SMCI back in 2024? They were also short on RBLX and PACS, SEZL and CVNA |
| I do, too, with healthcare!\n\nIt's always 0. :)\n\nThanks, universal health care in a civilized country! |
| Iran said no such thing lol stop lying clown 🤡 |
| Where did Iran says they want to negotiate?\n\nSource? |
| Cute of you to think it’s only 200 at this point |
| I cant tell if your serious (and retarded) with those periods... |
| Are you high? Ofc the average person has spy in some form through a pention plan. |
| if you are just now finding out about this, i hate to tell you this, but you should really check your portfolio right now. |
| Are they? |
| You saying there's no such thing as an effective protection racket...?\n\nlol? |
| Nursery rhymes but as a rap battle. I dig it! |
| I boof them into your mom |
| Rate hikes coming this summer |
| He was done with this dimension, defeated everyone |
| I thought that was fake news |
| insanity is our only escape |
| i'm aware. i'm talking about the motivation, not the level of atrocity |
| He actually died in 2023, and the remainder of his term was done Weekend at Bernie's style. |
| Iran has to agree to it, they will not, 🥭 and co. have proved themselves not trustworthy |
| Lol GG puts and Oil calls monday... Iran has said they wanna negotiate, Trump says he gonna start pulling back.. I guess these news even if nothing happens, will make the market moon monday, and oil will drill... |
| Any bulls that think we will see green Monday just read Al jazeera lol |
| Why doesn’t he do it Sunday night. People will forget it in 24 hours. |
| There’s gullible and then there’s propaganda bot |
| I’m eating fried chicken and drinking a beer |
| 200 dead younglings of a theocracy who controls a critical waterway =/= tariffs on your chinese silk jammys |
| Bears are screwed |
| I’ll stop when he resigns or is impeached\n\nCitizen 🥭 has a much nicer ring to it \n |
| I never worry. I buy and win |
| This is nonsense because tickets were already priced at maximum.\n\nEverything is always as expensive as possible when there's limited supply (as there is for flights).\n\nPrices going higher just means fewer people will fly. |
| What did I miss? |
| For Real. |
| That's about average for transiting Panama in a big ass ship. Never done Suez but I imagine it's the same ball park. In other words this is an acceptable cost of doing business LMAO🤌 |
| Judae bots out in droves. The strike in central Lebanon didn’t have warnings either. Are they cowards? |
| Israel getting hit directly. Dont worry bulls monday is +5% and this war is done for sure, keep buying calls |
| I wonder how heavy those giant gym fan above me is 🤔 |
| https://preview.redd.it/4orvuvdnwgqg1.png?width=740&format=png&auto=webp&s=39c3d5a7cb573f41f02e7e2fd4510c644e122d67 |
| It comes in threes. Fingers crossed on who is next. |
| Look how the little piggy scrambles for his non-existent peace deal |
| u/smart_doge 💀🤣 |
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| we will see what shit airs when 30 years is being thrown out these bums. It is a pretty mid business anyways with terrible margins. MAYBE a short squeeze could take it over $30 but nothing in the actual stock will |
| in yuan |
| Iran is the "tariffs" of 2026. Elaborate scheme to buy weeklies for these rich fucks. |
| He needs to use his cash flow |
| gym done. my god that was brutal\n\nmy lungs are invalids bro |
| Canada is New India. Common mistake |
| Bailout is a dirty word, U meant a deal. |
| oil goes up, prices go up.\n\noil comes down eventually... the prices wont. |
| *Microsoft Excel blushes as it gently spreads its cheeks for you* I’m ready for your data entry, sir… |
| Well that's a positive, iran says peace talks permanently done due to being attacked after being told they wouldn't be. Bullish |
| Anyone falling for the "winding down" tweet is a point blank moron. Not only this this guy a chronic con, but its 100% within him to think that tweets giving him some sort of art of surprise. Meanwhile 5k marines are heading there. She wont text me back either. |
| No im making fun of bulls who keep hoping for a miracle |
| It was responsible for a move in the weekend markets - isn’t that relevant? |
| Thank god i didn’t get greedy and I closed my puts and oil Friday. They would have been obliterated Monday 😮💨😮💨 |
| This is financial ego death, it needs to happen in order to develop a stronger strategy |
| I thought it was little Middle East. I though Canada was little India |
| Did everyone collectively forget what a shitshow the first time was? And then they wrote down how this time they were taking the brakes off and everyone was like "nawww they wont actually get crazier".\n\nLike how |
| TSLA calls |
| He does come across as rational, which is odd given he’s leading up a crazy regime |
| Chuck Norris died?\n\nMan what is going on this year |
| Clean it yourself wtf |
| Echo dot wav |
| Clint Eastwood in High Plains Drifter is the key source for cigars in baths |
| You mean Google the one funded by a Judea child trafficking lab Al operation |
| You think Israel will let them do that and leave them sitting ducks ? |
| Same, the dividends are nice \n\nI’m long RTX but sold all my LMT when it topped out recently \n |
| Mordor? |
| Yes. |
| You're Speaking facts bro\nThat is the most sane level headed take on this war so far 🙏🏼 \n |
| Heh |
| Fake news. There is no war in ba sing se |
| How did you not make money as a bear in this market lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/dlsvs7zwvgqg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3bbaff4743c8f3d3e4d205e2bcf9d01a5fd1a3a\n\nLooks like you must have made some money |
| Enjoy your 1 year boom followed by a 6 year bust! |
| He is very much challenged 😔 |
| Did Iran take down PlayStation Network |
| True that's unlikely to ever happen. |
| that's 8 grands, not 0. You gotta try again. |
| It's because some countries aren't run by dipsticks and can actually provide decent care, education, child care, etc. The problem we have in america isn't just "we don't universal healthcare", but "our government is contemptuous of the poor" |
| yeah looks like it. nothing has changed. just speculation and misinformation |
| I've decided to become a battle rapper\n\nI'ma dunk on you like Lebron in double OT\n\nCut through your defense, spinning helicopter blades, slice you up like a Kobe\n\n# beef. |
| Probably already priced in |
| Why are you posting Iranian propaganda to wsb? Do you even trade? |
| Can we have that guy as our leader? |
| Can I just say - why wouldn’t they? If they plan to increase prices to match those levels and they get there, then they won’t lose money; but if they increase prices and it doesn’t hit $170 or stay above $100 a barrel, then they’re just making free money\n\nIn short - calls on United! |
| Cleaning lady was here today. Nothing like a clean apartment I love it |
| Ya I bet, look below |
| Wish I could see the times , trying to learn sumpthin here |
| is Channelgullible actually retarded? i feel bad! |
| Ya fucked for 1 hour on Monday from 930-1030 until the insiders sell all their positions and news come out of boots on ground by end of month |
| I have been paying about $1000 for domestic, 2 hour flights this year already. Cant wait to drop 2 bands on a middle seat next to the turlet from DFW to ATL in October. |
| Why don’t Iran believe !!\n\nhttps://x.com/llliiua_/status/2035453361366143224?s=46&t=c_D0mNpCMlv38DcGBxek9A |
| Extreme anti semitism |
| It would be cheaper to just ship stuff over the UAE border at that point lmao\n\nWhat a bunch of bozos |
| They drone strike your tanker if you don't pay. |
| I mean they have no reason to trust the USA. |
| /u/cashflow_ |
| We took a nap\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2cvptc7ivgqg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa30cafde02bae027f3849a72f78f07b025be256 |
| Go to local gas station. Buy one pack of smokes, a handful of dick pills and the rest in lotto scratchers |
| Dear Bols:\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/W8fxc10\n |
| That’s not the same. Dudes not representative of our people, nor is assault legal or ignored systemically. Do some reading on the treatment of women in Iran. |
| The poor souls who bought that fake pump after the close on Friday are about to be reamed without lube. |
| Cashapp |
| $PoP (prince of Persia) coin |
| Sure about that?\n\nhttps://x.com/llliiua_/status/2035453361366143224?s=46&t=c_D0mNpCMlv38DcGBxek9A |
| IRGC is not the same as Iran. I sympathize for the people of Iran, but I shed no tear for the death of Khamenei. I would similarly shed no tear if we no longer had pumpkin as president. |
| lmao 🍊 is a scared puppy right now and he knows it, lifting sanctions on Iran but Iran dgaf. they literally hold all the "long term" cards. \n\nTACO is so fucked. |
| A TACO as been reported by the bols for the 50th time this month |
| Yeah I am even bringing my toaster in there to have an electrifying time |
| Any pump will be a glorious shorting |
| Ah wait, and the "game theory" thing!!!! hilarious |
| They will shoot drones at anybody who doesn't pay. Its working right now. |
| So true |
| He does make some salient points I thought |
| If you don't pay you get blown up lol |
| To an extent, let the 🧊 come to the airport. \n\nWatch how the rich will immediately go against 🌮 for slight inconvenience and he’ll 🌮 once again. \n\nWould prefer 🧊 at the airport than 🧊 in the streets 🛣️ |
| I dont wanna get assaulted |
| Today, in honour or Mr. Charles Norris, I will be having my first ever bubble bath. I will be smoking a cigar and I will not be taking off my cowboy boots |
| R Kelly just wanted his own hentai harem. Whomst amongst us? |
| Apology accepted |
| EZ Pass |
| If oil hits $175/barrel - which it *easily* could if the straight is choked off for months - gas will hit an average of $6.00.\n\nThat would put diesel at around $7.00/gallon. Do you understand what diesel at $7.00/gallon does the cost of things? |
| There’s no taco, just a fake taco to sneak 🥾 into position \n\nSeems Iran aren’t buying it!\n\nhttps://x.com/llliiua_/status/2035453361366143224?s=46&t=c_D0mNpCMlv38DcGBxek9A |
| Yeah we have that irrational fear of morbid obesity |
| My port was compromised by Israeli intelligence. It blew up. |
| Gold can remain overbought and oversold across many trading sessions.\n\nThe future of gold is somewhat murky. It is plausible that many central banks, ours included, will consider raising rates later this year. If treasury rates are raised, then the dollar will likely further strengthen. Both of these factors will exert a lot of downward pressure on gold. However, if the treasury rates increase but the dollar starts to decline, then there's the potential that gold will rally. This would signify that there's a loss of confidence in the domestic market, which would likely be spurred by ballooning deficits. |
| pfft what is $2M.. when a barrel of oil is already $100... |
| No chance |
| 😐 |
| And they plan on collecting it... how?\n\n lol? |
| The guy is a complete jerk, absolutely. Many of his lectures are flagrant manipulations that even a 4 grader can debunk. |
| Iran is planning to charge a toll of 2 million dollars a ship for passage through the strait lmao |
| For real |
| Wow |
| Thinking of investing into TTWO stock before the marketing hype around GTA 6 starts |
| lol. Lmao even |
| I’m trying to book flights for work for fall 2026. My travel form keeps bouncing back to me because the prices of flights increase so much by the time the form goes up and down the chain, and by the time it gets to the travel people to book for me the prices have increased out of the upper limit of cost buffer zone |
| If this is true you may be quids in\nhttps://x.com/llliiua_/status/2035453361366143224?s=46&t=c_D0mNpCMlv38DcGBxek9A |
| Need to stop making fun of 🥭 \n\nMf crazy |
| I would love to meet all of you\n\nI'll get the e-vite created now, please RSVP\n\n😡 |
| Heard Israel got some sick K:D ratio 😐 |
| so a fixed float WTI swap |
| None of this would have happened if Diddy was limited to two baby oils per purchase \n |
| Fuck I’m sorry this wasn’t cool |
| Bigger fish to fry |
| Who cares, all that matters is when the USA just packs up and goes home and declares victory |
| You know what they say. When it’s good enough to screen print. It’s good enough to close it out… |
| I mean, you know the night crew has never gotten out of the basement, at least according to my mom, I mean friend... |
| Yeah it's wild they think airlines make a profit on flying planes. Credit cards make the profit. Airlines are banks that fly you places.\n\nUnited did build a giant pile of cash after COVID in case something else came up. Cut flights, raise prices a little, burn cash and come through strong. It also helps people are connecting through the US instead of the Middle East right now, so United is actually getting more revenue passengers than before this started. |
| That what you tell Remy when you go for the peanut butter jar? |
| Seems like they may not \n\nhttps://x.com/llliiua_/status/2035453361366143224?s=46&t=c_D0mNpCMlv38DcGBxek9A |
| It’s a bot |
| when will they get this 24/7 market approved bro. I don't care if the all the moves will be fake and ghey since its still the weekend technically, at least I'd be able to watch and scratch the itch |
| i got 15k i need to double by monday |
| Girls schools yes, military shit not so much |
| So much winning! |
| Help me out, answer these questions?\n\n1. What did you pay?\n2. What do you need it to get to?\n3. You can get out any time before 1/15/2027?\n4. How much do you think you can honestly make?\n\nThanks! |
| Me? I’m an angel 😇 |
| Sounds like the only way it could go is up from here |
| It's like....bananas with rice. |
| Libertarian checking in. You could maybe get by on a technicality regarding "he hasn't lied."\n\nBut he clearly doesn't have a plan, and each thing he says contradicts the last regarding the Iran conflict.\n\nHe thought this was going to be easy, then caused a global spike in oil prices which threatens economies worldwide, and really isn't doing jack shit to sort it out. |
| Seems like Iran stopped believing orangeman |
| Re read what I said. The war is out of his control at this point. |
| 😳 |
| Europoors and Latin American Poors can’t handle the thought of a triple protein Chipotle burrito |
| How about you go all in on deez nuts |
| like I said before, I don't fear going to an irl WSB meetup, I fear going to an irl WSB meetup with the people who are still here when the markets are closed 🫣 |
| Isn’t that the plot to Dallas? |
| You seriously think the war is over? They were just bombing each others nuclear plants today \n\nhttps://x.com/llliiua_/status/2035453361366143224?s=46&t=c_D0mNpCMlv38DcGBxek9A |
| You're poor |
| Healthy dinner pic of the day\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/kb7w98wlugqg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da1ed253fdb7325e762daf5cfd32482e375a2eb1 |
| You missed out the SR for who actually won ww2. US only victory was against itself in 1865. |
| Too true |
| Is that the one Jizzaine Maxwell was a mod of? |
| IRAN out of beer.\n\n\nThe struggle ISRAEL. |
| u/31andnotdone is so mommy, she always says shit like “eat the crust it’s good for you…” i just wish she didn’t say it every time she pulled her panties off |
| Update? |
| You down with ~~OPP~~ OPM |
| Fuckin dululu bulls honestly make me sick |
| I mean the dude described the exact plot of Iran war in May 2024. Either he's from the future or knows geopolitics very very well |
| Man why did you tell them! Now Iran realise \n\nhttps://x.com/llliiua_/status/2035453361366143224?s=46&t=c_D0mNpCMlv38DcGBxek9A |
| Damn more fake news shocking |
| Bound to be one or the other. |
| As it was so obvious to you what was going to happen, you went long oil when the ships were headed to Iran? |
| SMCI isn’t named in the investigation, they are not a defendant and are willingly working with SDNY, its also got a 20% short float, so as soon as it starts moving up things could get interesting |
| There’s always money, IN THE BANANA STAND! |
| Mooning |
| Damn so much for the peace negotiations - seems like Iran realised that the us may not keep their word\n\nhttps://x.com/llliiua_/status/2035453361366143224?s=46&t=c_D0mNpCMlv38DcGBxek9A |
| Your portfolio sucks |
| Atleast make it believable with something valuable like pokemon cards |
| They could have but now other countries are coming to help us why he ready to leave we have done our part |
| 🫂🫂🫂\n\n🎉🎉🎉 |
| Who was it here? |
| You don’t have kids then, every parent I know who falls into the category of involved parent chooses a fire over an iPad. Involved parents detest iPads. |
| Hey guys,\n\nI’m thinking about going all in on Logitech for the peripherals shortage. \n |
| Yes war is over, strait is unblocked, economy looks good. Damn you bulls never learn |
| Anything less than 69 is unacceptable |
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| short it big boy |
| “allegedly” |
| Do you live there? |
| there is a proposal for peace talks, this will save us Monday |
| 685 calls at open to be sold by 10:30 and then puts for 1 week out when the boots on the ground happens |
| Up |
| m\*\*\*\*r...ah, a fellow "mah the meatloaf"er |
| Futures closed dum dum oil isn’t falling til Sunday evening. Then you can talk clown |
| Seems like a toss up, but trend points down. |
| I got the civic hybrid ST hatchback. Coming from a 2008 mazda 3. Thing is real smooth. |
| Yeah. I think the SPY chart wants to paint a bull trap next up to the 670ish zone and then tank down to the low 600s after. |
| If you’re basing future market performance on weekend Dow and oil you are seriously retarded. WTI is not a good metric to use for this conflict, Brent maybe. Middle eastern oil will have the biggest impact on Asian and European markets. There are no benchmarks for what is coming out of the Middle East. The SOH is seemingly even further from reopening after today’s escalations. |
| SMCI was my first job in 2011, I’m surprised it took this long to catch them |
| Reddit is the biggest echo chamber in the world\n\nLibs and more libs on top of more libs crying about 🥭 |
| It’s a bot |
| They can just ruin the world economy to some extent though |
| We're gonna make a peace deal but we're sending troops we're gonna pull out but the strait is still closed we've obliterated everything but they still bombing oil fields man this stuff is hard to follow. I'm thinking calls. |
| Please tell me you’re not actually this stupid |
| ARLINGTON, Texas - Arlington police said a 21-year-old man is facing m****r charges after he got into an argument with his grandmother over his allowance\n\n |
| Slurp slurp |
| 77M regards voted for this. |
| Bears and oil bulls giga fucked |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Japan: *sees American carriers, warships, planes, and subs headed towards eyeran*\n\n*America 💣 eyeran weeks later*\n\nAlso Japan: “wHy DiDn’T yOu TeLl Us?! 👁️👄👁️”\n\nLMAO 🤌 |
| Vigorously refreshing the living crap out of communities I'm not a member of like |
| I’m going to start a company. It’s going to be a NVIDIA Stock treasury firm.\n\nSee how stupid that is MSTR holders?\n |
| We'll see! |
| Gemini is absolutely regarded. I had it in plan mode and it went ham on my codebase. Fucked up all kinds of stuff lmao |
| Amazing how much credibility was lost in the past 3 weeks. |
| Fhanks 🥇🎖️ 🤩 |
| so... we are up or down on Monday? |
| r/wallstreetbets very close second |
| here we go again .weekend going to shit as always, gap down Monday |
| as long as it's a real 1% and not some shitty, misleading private credit fund investment 1% |
| I See $9400, what r u talking about? |
| "no more wars" |
| This is good news, believe it or not. Bet against your own interests and you'll never be disappointed! |
| In 2025 I used to day drink every day of the work-week. Come 2026 I asked myself how can I be better? So I started day drinking 7 days a week. |
| if you talk confidently with some bits of truth here and there you can charm many idiots |
| This comment makes absolutely no sense. Congratulations. |
| https://preview.redd.it/e5mtzbajtgqg1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c50d9e02668207395efb30a854d82ff1287e69c |
| Hmmm maybe because we been blowing there shit away for 22 days now maybe that might change there minds yes? Lol |
| Is MRVL the biggest US company not in SP500? |
| 🥭 is such an abhorrent figure, that makes you sympathise with an obviously ilegitimate an atrocious regime. It's very sad |
| Huh |
| Lol, their Govcloud contract is going to get renegotiated downwards.\n\nhttps://www.propublica.org/article/microsoft-cloud-fedramp-cybersecurity-government |
| The last time US won a war was back in WW2, so it’s not unique for 🌮, he’s keeping up with the past |
| No it’s all keyboard warriors. It’s r/israel vs. r/palestine lol |
| r/worldnews is probably one like of the biggest echo chambers on reddit |
| peanut butter M&M are objectively the best, can't argue with facts 😎 |
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| They were already negotiating before this, why would Iran now accept insane terms? Seems like an effort to show that they tried to make peace but Iran refused blah blah blah |
| Then you can’t say you’ve made money until you sold, yet everyone says “I made x today”. It only works that way for taxes |
| Ok, nice. With earnings coming up and now this next week should be fun |
| I dont know what i been toooold , my puts are striking gold |
| My 401k is up less than 1% YTD but at least I'm not spy lmfaooooo |
| You think you won? i dont think you understand the situation you are in, orange man went in without any plan and now Iran has you by the balls and wont let go until you suffer such a massive economic cost that the US will think twice before attacking them again. |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Jesus is seeing how thing are going down and he’s staying put |
| why not send ICE agents into Iran? |
| Bear. If that was true why is weekend oil down and dow up oh I know because the market only goes by real news not ...un named sources lmao sell your puts |
| GUYS DID TRUMP SERIOUSLY END ANOTHER WAR? HOW MANY NOBEL PEACE PRIZES IS SOMEONE ALLOWED TO GET IN A YEAR? GREEN HIGHWAYS AHEAD!!!! |
| Chilling just average down |
| Speak English? |
| Are they gonna invent cold fusion in the next couple days ? 🤞🤞🤞🤞 |
| I bought a bag of peanut butter M&Ms at the gas station for $3.99 and ate them all. I don't care because 🇺🇸🦅💣 |
| “Give me the 80’s”\n\nBut we’ve already had a deadly pandemic that the government bungled its response to, a terrible recession and record breaking unemployment, Russia invading a neighboring nation for resources, Iran causing issues in the Middle East with missiles, and a president with dementia. \n\nHow more 80’s do you want it to get???? |
| What TACO? I dont see a new Truth post. |
| The federal governments economy |
| 👆 |
| This is not US vs Iran, this is Fox News vs Al Jazeera |
| Then you'll just cry about 15-20% interest rates. |
| Hey other nations, get in cock sucking line to get the strait to open. US has enough oil, do something else you will suffer an so will my port. |
| Just ignore the trolls, man. If you're having fun and making moves that work for you, keep it up! Trading's as much about gut feeling as it is about charts sometimes. |
| maybe I came to my own conclusions after consulting several sources from across the political gamut and world |
| didn't they count his lies in the first term and it was like over 30,000 lol |
| at my pumps hommies pumping like crazy |
| It this the TACO we been waiting for? If stocks don’t pump this week we’ll need ROPE |
| My main non-spam email is getting terrorized by scammers. I keep getting emails that my cart is empty in random stores. |
| If you fully believe this, 150+ by end of month on Polymarket is currently 50 bagger. |
| Professor Jiang:\n\nMuslims can't eat pork, ok?\n\nAnd I ate a breakfast sandwich from McDonalds today with ham in it ok? Following? (writes ham on the board)\n\nAnd ham is not kosher okay? (writes jews and muslims on the board)\n\nAnd that breakfast sandwich made me have a bowel movement after ok? (writes bowel movement on board)\n\nAnd this is why WW3 will start in the middle east.\n\nIndianSar420969 on Youtube: omg i can not believe these lectures are free THANK YOU PROFESSOR |
| whole world went woke so they closed the straight homos |
| If this pumps on Monday I’ll hopefully escape some of my bags and exit. This is wayyyy off being finished. |
| Remember when eggs went up and never came back down\n\nOh wait.\n\nAlso why would prices for many things go down after covid? Salaries and wages also increased and never went back down. So if base expenses have increased permanently, why would the cost of the end product decrease |
| He hasn't lied at all but your brain is just infused with dem propaganda sad |
| Ondas Holdings partnered with Palantir Technologies to integrate Palantir’s Foundry and AI platforms with Ondas' autonomous drone and wireless networks. |
| You can tell it'll never happen because it is written like some gay fanfic |
| EV life baby |
| Asian sell off yes\n\nUs sell off likely but less predictable, we could have a global disaster and high beta on robinhood could be up 10% Sunday night |
| United Als saying 160 oil coming |
| What is it this time? |
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| Whelp this meals on me :)\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/4hpwvw4fsgqg1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0873b1cf272cea82432ad2256e96dd7eca827b5 |
| Sometimes I come here to beg, other times to steal funny memes from the comments |
| Watching myself buy oil on Friday like the interstellar bookshelf scene |
| Demand destruction |
| 80 |
| Best I can do is $150 |
| Peace talks in motion. +5% day incoming |
| yeah I see it, it cant just keep going up. it is so over for OIL bulls |
| They can take a ship through the Hormuz |
| They know they will 100% get a bailout |
| i need an urgent weekend bj but gas to expensive to drive to my hooker |
| You trading in Iranian rials? |
| I lost $25k in one day before\n\nHead up, you’ll be fine |
| oil 200 or 300 this is the queston |
| Rookie error, you want the north west passage. |
| Why not start with 15 and repeat it a few more times |
| Except oil is falling right now and after close everything pumped damn never seen MM get faked out so bad before lmao |
| I picked up UAL on Friday looks like I’ll have to start lubing soon…. |
| this would never happen if there a GOP president |
| Thanks for the update rzgards |
| Send Elon this idea and demand 1 million |
| Iran will be gifting Trump a $600 plane so he can negotiate peace |
| Personally hoping this lasts through June when I get my annual bonus lol |
| the man has lied to you at every stage, but this times he pinky promised, right 🤭 |
| not everyone is a poor |
| I bet you 100usd that baseball is the only sport more boring than American football |
| niggas want 150 oil and pay it back at the gas station?? cmon get real |
| so we won war...why stonky in red |
| he is blind no helping it |
| Everything is totally fine. \n\nhttps://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/3/21/iran-war-live-trump-says-other-nations-have-to-protect-hormuz-from-iran?update=4423148 |
| Where do they go and how do they go elsewhere? Are there planes or something operating? |
| I would believe you but they're both in the files so... |
| Really you can't see it? LMAO. |
| Russia is running at between 10-20 percent inflation and has had rolling fuel shortages all year. They've been liquidating their gold too. |
| They'll just get a bailout \nHere's your trillion dollar 'too big to fail' package from taxpayers, don't forget to leave a tip to the big guy |
| This will print |
| In excrement lol |
| Spy will go up May 1st |
| You must hate freedom |
| thinking that an oil short is a good idea idk, cant see how gas prices can go much higher at this stage |
| BREAKING: Saudi Arabia gives Iranian Embassy staff 24 hours to leave the country\n\nwar over because of tweet wrap it up[](https://x.com/spectatorindex/status/2035449249794802103) |
| X could make a lot more money if they add a hook on the tweets. Like, act like “Processing 🔄”, “Open Positions”, “Publish”, “Exit” |
| I love that Trump signed off on this tweet. He’s gonna drive his press secretary insane |
| You think the average person has SPY? That period was basically for the rich to get crazy richer and for the poor to at least have jobs, but still barely be alive |
| Give me my money back Michael |
| Jensen is doing a personal favor for Elon, Jensen told me |
| Uh |
| Bulls still in the drivers seat but we got stuck in the Strait of Hormuz. |
| idnk when gas hits 10 buckies a gallon, i am gonna emigrate to Russia |
| You should lower your expectations lol |
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| After three weeks of war, the Trump administration has begun initial discussions on the next phase and what peace talks with Iran might look like, according to a U.S. official and a source with knowledge.\n\nWhy it matters: President Trump said Friday that he was considering "winding down" the war, though U.S. officials said the expectation was there would still be two to three additional weeks of fighting. In the meantime, Trump's advisers want to start laying groundwork for diplomacy.\n\nBehind the scenes: Trump's envoys Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff are involved in the discussions around potential diplomacy, sources say.\n\nAny deal to end the war would need to include the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, address Iran's stockpile of highly enriched uranium, and also establish a long-term agreement on Iran's nuclear program, ballistic missiles and support for proxies in the region.\nThere has been no direct contact between the U.S. and Iran in recent days, though Egypt, Qatar and the U.K. have all passed messages between the two, a U.S. official and two additional sources with knowledge said. Egypt and Qatar have informed the U.S. and Israel that Iran is interested in negotiating, but with very tough terms.\nThe Iranian demands include a ceasefire, guarantees that the war will not resume in the future, and compensation.\nBetween the lines: "Our view is we've stunted Iran's growth," said one U.S. official who believes the Iranians will come to the table. The official said the U.S. wants Iran to make six commitments:\n\nNo missile program for five years.\nZero uranium enrichment.\nDecommissioning of the reactors at the Natanz, Isfahan and Fordow nuclear facilities that the U.S. and Israel bombed last year.\nStrict outside observation protocols around the creation and use of centrifuges and related machinery that could advance a nuclear weapons program.\nArms control treaties with regional countries that include a missile cap no higher than 1,000.\nNo financing for proxies such as Hezbollah in Lebanon, the Houthis in Yemen or Hamas in Gaza.\nReality check: Iran has repeatedly rejected several of those demands in the past, and leaders in Tehran have noted the difficulty of negotiating with a president who has engaged in talks in the past only to suddenly bomb them.\n\nIran's Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi told his Indian counterpart on Saturday that normalizing the situation in the Strait of Hormuz would require the U.S. and Israel to stop attacking Iran and commit not to resume the attacks in future, the Iranian foreign ministry said.\nAs for Trump, he said Friday that he does not oppose talks, but is not interested at the moment in meeting Iran's demands for a ceasefire.\nTrump also sees the demand for reparations as a "non-starter," a U.S. official said. |
| the players themselves? |
| *Capitalism |
| And here we have the excuse for the MMs to pump the market. I will be loading up puts |
| lol they sanctioned Russia tits up...and at the end it will be only country with cheap gas and food |
| But ONDS has nothing to do with maven no? So how would this move their stock? |
| Bro the literal President of the US, voted for by the plurality, was found civilly liable for fingering a woman against her will (which is rape by the way depending on your definition), and was very close friends with one of the most prolific sex traffickers in history. Accused many times in the Epstein files of abusing women, and yes raping little girls. Literally recorded bragging about being able to sexually assault women (grab them by the \_\_\_\_\_\_ fill in the blank) because he is so rich. The plurality in the US excused his behavior, and decided that he was more qualified than a woman, twice! Cherishing women???LMAO! You are a literal joke if you think the US cherishes women. More like covets women.\n\nThe IRGC is not the same as Iran. |
| trick or tweet |
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| yeah it was fun till it lasted |
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| !banbet GOOGL 350 4d |
| Bol, I know you believe the ah pump from 🥭tweet will save the market but the war is only escalating at this point. Sorry to disappoint |
| Imagine how much we could manipulate the stock market just hacking Mango's account considering the algos just trade on whatever bullshit he posts? |
| https://preview.redd.it/2ttjrwr3rgqg1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70eda50e4dac55a14cb92edfd7d9a6e0b3200aa2 |
| Bulls got tricked by a tweet again there was nothing they could do about it |
| I have 645 puts for Monday I expect to be profitable |
| Smci is one of those stay for a good time, not for a long time kinda deal methinks |
| SMCI just died. Good, I’m glad they're dead. They can no longer hurt innocent serial number labels! |
| Israel gonna Israel |
| gonna happen. stay tuned. no way 5000 marines is a proper commitment of ground troops for the whole country. |
| Bear dreams |
| “We won the war” \n\n“Strait of Hormuz is open as long as Eyeran doesn’t blow”\n\n“We didn’t know about the attacks in Lebanon” \n\n“We need coalition” \n\n“We are winding down” \n\n“We are open for peace talks” |
| ❤️❤️❤️ |
| So is Bondi going to sign that rescheduling order next week or what 🤔 |
| Jokes on you, I’m hunting barrels of oil in the Middle East like Pokémon |
| Iran and Israel also struck each others nuclear facilities today, evac notice in Doha Qatar 30 mins ago. Shit hitting the fan |
| 🎉🎉🎉 |
| It's one barrel of oil, Michael, what could it cost? $300? |
| Nope. The Strait staying closed will collapse China and India.\n\nThe USA will make sure Japan, South Korea and Taiwan get their gas.\n\nSorry China and India. You lose. Better luck next time. Next play through, think twice about siding with Russia and being evil in general. |
| crazier_ed is back, bikkhu is back, what a time to be alive 🙌 |
| I think they are trying to justify genociding |
| 💯 |
| Israel is the Leroy Jenkins of this game |
| AI will invent nuclear fusion teleporting. |
| I dont know, i want to see the next breakout |
| No it cant, thats just not true even a little bit. I use both figma and claude every single day |
| I have none |
| i think shits gonna tank a lot more next week |
| *Flubber* was such a good movie 🦠 |
| Now they want US out of the middle east too |
| Prison pocket that shit |
| Instructions unclear.\nPutting it in the canal, no lube. |
| You'll be right just like you were about the previous 57 stock market crashes |
| bros leveraged to the TITS in corn futures. |
| Joe is secretly still the president, why else is everything a disaster? It's the only explanation. Damn you Brandon! |
| Go be a dork and talk about barrels full of oil somewhere else. |
| might buy MSFT calls here soon |
| My sympathies are with the people hit and their families |
| Done in by the quantum fluctuations! |
| In excitement |
| bro just noticed |
| You have moneyz? |
| Bear already shaking. |
| !banbet |
| Hearing israeli military officers explaining on news tv how evil it is of iran to have striked one of their cities 😐 |
| Is smci a scam or not |
| I have a single SCO share and it looks pretty hurt rn ... |
| Gay bears🌈🐻 please gather around the soap box:📦\n\nRight now: Dubai crude is now at $170. Both sides digging in. No Iranian government left to negotiate with because they’re all dead.\n\nApril: Asian refineries run out of feedstock. Japan and Korea start rationing. Turkey, Pakistan, Egypt run out of dollar reserves trying to afford oil.\n\nFirst IMF bailout request hits the wire. European banks holding that EM debt start sweating.\n\nMay: Q1 earnings. Every airline, manufacturer, and consumer company reports a disaster. Banks disclose credit losses on EM loans. Private credit funds start defaulting. Jamie Dimon’s cockroaches start showing up.\n\nJune: Full global depression. Manufacturing output collapses. Interbank lending freezes. Someone on CNBC says the word Lehman. Your 401k sends you a letter you don’t want to open.\n\nBut sure WTI is at $98, everything is fine… right regard bol?🐂📉 |
| #TLDR\n\n---\n\nTicker: GMTL\n\nDirection: Up 🚀\n\nPrognosis: Load up on shares and hold for the 2027 "Tungsten Cliff"\n\nCatalyst: The U.S. military is legally banned from using Chinese tungsten by 2027, and this company is the front-runner to replace it. \n\nVibe: Patriotic rock collecting funded by Uncle Sam's credit card. 🇺🇸⛏️ |
| TBH SMCI should just be killed for supplying China |
| Weekend oil pumping. |
| so like this SMCI shit should probably kill the company, no? |
| My man 🙏 been a while since I saw you around |
| * so far ! |
| [#!&$%] |
| Bruh IRGC issuing evacuation notice in Doha Qatar 30 min ago this shit is escalating quick |
| Spy LOVES 672. Going to open there Monday so they can be reunited 🥰 |
| Are we in initial phase of a bear market ever since September? |
| need this war to either accelerate, to make me more money, or for it to end, to make more money. |
| 🥵🥵🥵 |
| Antisemite! |
| We want Jesus to return, if Israel wins Jesus comes back. |
| i’m crying |
| Trying to karma farm here lmao |
| Warsh is only appeasing 🌮 until he becomes the chair 🪑. Then he’ll be even more crazy than JPow and rise interest rates to fuk them back in the 🍑 |
| Somehow I just can’t manage to find sympathy for any of those countries in that region. |
| That shit is about to INFLATE |
| Why are you anti trump! |
| The tweet should have been sunday afternoon. The axios peace talks should have been timed to the asian open. This is amateur hours, wtf?!?! |
| Eskimo poosay is mighty cold 🥶 |
| Gotta check the file metadata and trace it back to hardware.\n\nVerifying evidence via chain of custody has been a thing for a long time. \n\nJust gotta assume it’s all BS now until proven otherwise |
| Pelosi made a ton on this ticker. |
| The dumbest thing I ever did was buy SMCI calls two weeks ago |
| Puts on canals 😔 |
| He's probably Hegseth in disguise lmao |
| the airlines: 175 oil preparations\n\noilber: it's going back to all time low by 9:45am monday |
| I personally condemn all violence against civilians in strongest terms |
| You mean like 2010-2019? One of the longest consecutive periods of economic growth in US history in which unemployment was low and SPY tripled? |
| Lots actually. Google is your friend. Search and come back and tell us what you learned. |
| This implies things can get better. Doubt. |
| Who has any money left to bet on sports? |
| Lost also approx 70% of my money - thanks orangeman. \nGood site: That‘s an amount of money you can save, as dump as it sounds - saw losses of 500k or margin calls |
| Have you even said thank you ? |
| You can get a mcchicken, small fries, 4 piece nugget, +drink for $5 |
| It’s really quite a terrible, not so good timeline |
| bro made an account to ragebait I respect it |
| Professor 🥸: why are you laughing?\n\nMe👨💻: no, nothing.\n\nMy brain 🧠: >!United Straits of America!< |
| Here’s fucking hoping. |
| i know for a fact that BERS are devil worshippers!!! |
| Except that is obviously not happening because they are still hitting Israeli nuke plants and lobbing stuff at Diego Garcia |