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| Where'd the bears go? |
| AVAV -short interest is/was almost 10%...shorts are getting out, this is absolutely satanic what is happening to this stock....Me thinking folks with lots of money wanted this to tank |
| I don’t think anything is really priced in ever I think shit happens and then pedos think *how can we fuck over as many people as possible* and then repeat forever. |
| Yes |
| Got out whole. Now have to decide to stay in cash or not. Alot of bad shit can still happen if this takes 4 weeks to end. |
| Unh to 600 |
| Why is it doing that (I have heavy bags) |
| Load mdb calls right? |
| Fuck it AVAV to $400 |
| That would be him |
| They’d buy puts the whole way up too |
| "How my hair look, Mike?" |
| Come on IWM just fucking give up and go down and stay down! |
| Those of us that have that option are definitely preparing in case this new tax law lands. |
| I dn’t trust the mkt |
| double downgraded this morning by raymondddd jjjjames |
| Id have to check what you mean by 'double bottom' |
| Bers got goldfish memory. War = calls |
| How is the dollar up and stocks going up to ath while bonds also going up and money draining from oil WTFFFFFF |
| Operation Epstiens Fury has been a success so far. |
| Bol trap. This shit is going to dump so hard after everyone starts buying calls. |
| Only place they got it worse than the 2 fake V's since 1 am is the Silver longs.\n\n\n\n\nI would never invest in paper metals again based on Silver being down 7% on a war. |
| Hopefully he has stroke |
| Wild how one side gets to implement their policies and when they fail they can just keep putting through worse stuff but the other side can't even try something that has been proven to work |
| because we now have Venezuela |
| That’s what we want. The only people that do this are the elite rich. |
| My portfolio says I am having steak dinner tonight. Also buy the new Resident Evil game. \n\nHold over the week until the war is over or I finish the game. |
| Do you think that taking out loans with stocks as collateral isn’t taxed? |
| Like muscle gains |
| Lol holy shit. What happened? |
| taiwan, sleeper cells, ruru remon declaring ww3 |
| that's a stupid law too. imagine having to pay taxes on a mortgage loan.\n\nthey get taxed when they pay the loan back. the only potential loophole is at death, in which case we can increase and readjust estate taxes on the ultra wealthy |
| Literally none. Playing momentum/volume and key levels where price action is occurring.\n\nI'm swinging for the fences a little here with minis, but with micros it makes managing positions much easier.\n\nIt's all about managing risk and position size. You can trade any "strategy" you want. |
| Is the dump in the room with us? |
| If you make 0$ on holding an asset, they how do banks allow borrowing against that asset if its worth 0? |
| War is going on - BRKB -5% and QQQ in positive...\n\nWow..wow...wow...extremely logical and there is no manipulation at all. |
| Take profits, reversal incoming |
| I thought GOOG chart broke, but it’s just become a stablecoin. |
| But they're phasing Claude out because Dario has balls, Palantir will have balls only if Pentagon goes balls deep |
| Isn’t this old news now since the article was released on 2/25? Or did the update today added something meaningful? |
| There were only 13 seconds left |
| I got in lower than you but I’m still down for now. This is a longterm investment for me. See you in 5 years. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bgklhi7u2omg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8f5c6de582c44e2494247c10bbf1bb54b72aaec\n\n |
| I think that there's a case to be made that creating tariffs for a place that's uninhabited and taxing unrealized gains deserve to get lumped together. |
| Netherlands is a bunch of smooth brain regards, this is too complicated for them to understand |
| Its what some whale eats when you try options. Kinda like Krill |
| Double bottom means google goes up now right I'm getting into this graph astrology |
| This market is lame, back in my days these types of event would've had the market dipping hard enough for some discount sales instead of barely being off ATH, guess I'm going to continue to hold this cash |
| Operation Furry |
| Rug pull incoming |
| It might dip under 200 after hitting 300 wtf |
| Regardless of the percentage, taxing unrealized gains is just stupid. |
| They’re #2 but smart enough to at least pretend otherwise |
| The funniest thing would be SPY ripping all the way up to $700 at last. Imagine the ber seething we’d witness |
| pull your rug.. |
| Why are oil tanker stocks down. Thought my DHT calls would print |
| USA & China: Creating state of the art AI systems, robots, curing diseases\n\nEU: We made the bottle caps attached to the body and will tax you for unrealized gains! |
| I remember someone here earlier making fun of me for buying calls at market open, who’s laughing now 😂🫵 I made almost $1k from doing exactly that |
| bols still celebrating |
| You know the answer lol\n\nImagine holding options through new year that rocket then crash lmao\n\nKick you while your down |
| bro thinks its bearish |
| 3 90Billion dollar fighter jets were shot down, so the US military will spend another 270B to replace them, that is why we are pumping. |
| Name 10 things that are not priced in |
| Very patriotic pump |
| This is the way! |
| Avav WTF? seriously |
| Just as was foretold BTC being the most stable asset in times of impending world wars……………… |
| Then people just won't borrow against them. The effect is still the same, GTFO of the country |
| Shorting the CIA during war seems like a FANTASTIC idea. |
| Dump incoming ! Bunker down |
| 25% pop last 2 earnings. Today price is the same as pre last earning. Im buy stock. Option is too expensive and anticipate 10% move |
| Packing |
| Market sitting in the same range for almost 5 months now. Lmfao absolute dog shit |
| Its money they do have, but they keep it in stocks to avoid paying taxes on it. We're smarter than this. A multi millionaire with their money in sticks doesn't have money?! |
| The worst time for puts was this morning. \n\nThe second worst time for puts is now. |
| Countries don't just become better because another country becomes worse. They usually become worse together. |
| He sold? |
| It feels backwards but the Dow rose 50% during WW2 |
| wait, it already passed? what's the easiest way to short the netherlands with the highest leverage? |
| Washington state has entered the chat |
| Not only were my iron condors saved, my 90dte PMCCs are healthier than ever. What a great day and recovery. Will reposition at around 2 EST |
| EU has always been a mix of socialist/capitalist at it's core allowing mega corpos to exist but at a level with high taxes for both citizens and businesses to fund the strong social welfare systems in the countries. \n\nRecently many governments have pushed even higher taxes due to aging population and high unemployment rate. Now Netherlands decided to make investing problematic, what do Americans think? |
| They should start to make bullets out of gold. Wtf is this bs |
| can you blame me |
| Who else hoping BBAI pops today post earnings |
| I bought puts at that moment to hedge my calls. Cost me 2500 so far |
| thank you president DJT! |
| Why is everyone talking about the EU being insane? This was the Dutch government, that the Dutch voted for, to apply in the Netherlands. \n\n\nEU doesn't have anything to do with this as far as I can see.\nTaxation is up to national authorities. |
| How could someone drop me on my own head |
| https://preview.redd.it/fk89aqbl2omg1.png?width=668&format=png&auto=webp&s=42746732e1c9af7307c9d20cf7605b58900a64da\n\n |
| Sad Pepe. |
| Maybe we can do this with property taxes?\n\nThe fact I can get asked to pay while making no money they because neighbors are buying and selling is beyond retarded |
| This is just the Netherlands. And this probably won't last. |
| It's when you swap the screen upside down. |
| Been holding this one for a little over a month...just was in profit this morning, and now...well...long term investor! |
| Bullish |
| Yeah that shit was wild… the war was already over! |
| Keep your bowel movements to yourself |
| What's tax? |
| I'm all for taxing the hell out of the rich until we have enough living standards to make families again, but this, I dont fucking get it. Sounds like what a 18yo would come up with. |
| Youd think the war ended before it began with a performance in the defense sector after market open.\n\nAlso apparently we are "very nearly under threat" according to 🥭. What does "very nearly" mean? Is that a bear signal? |
| legit mental meltdowns in the daily today |
| “Opinion rejected, more regulations and bureaucracy implemented”-EU |
| That's brave but could work |
| Its boring here now, ima go shit post on r/combatfootage |
| so war with kuwait as well? |
| You look at the current market and are choosing to not to short pltr? |
| Got em with the classic breakout fakeout. |
| https://preview.redd.it/osgd4odh2omg1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4bd26501cb0907253efe5e8ac8f3d32e50deb84 |
| Bears and doomers coping so hard. |
| but not really for ber either |
| THIS. |
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| Pull the rug |
| So is it calls calls calls all week and we get to 700?!! |
| Too much short interest. Makes for easy pickins against retail. Once everyone starts jumping on the stinks only go up bandwagon, then you'll see it down. So like 6 months from now. Until then it's just going to bea lots of "this is rigged BS" because it is. |
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| Hey! Don't say that. We have regulated that the lid of plastic bottles are mechanically tied to the actual plastic bottle. Lol |
| I feel bad for all the dead soldiers and civvies, but my calls paid off so :/ |
| It should be over a certain amount. In the millions. It should not be universal. |
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| Plunge Protection Team in full swing. We will not crash unless it's part of the plan. |
| Does anyone else feel insanely bullish about ASTS earnings today |
| Move to BOXX for a moment |
| I mean I agree, but why am I being downvoted, has palantir ever offered an LLM for coding? |
| $16 so far. |
| Precious metal turned war monger bros in shambles |
| 680 would be cheekier |
| Will they pay back if the position turns into losses lol 😆 |
| If this is trap, it is the most beautiful Thai trap you can find 😂 |
| I know for sure someone here sold the bottom premarket LMAO. Show yourself 🫵🫵🫵 |
| The chart says we are going to 0, highest short interest, highest days to cover, getting drilled to shit, volumes really low. But I bought 9$ strike calls at open, cuz this company can pump, lotto calls. |
| WW3? believe it or not, calls |
| I had a MES contact at 6770 and for some reason immediately sold for like $10. It would be more than $500 gain now. |
| Tungsten is nuts. Bought Almonty not even a month ago and I’m up 42%. Crazy. |
| You buying or packing the order? |
| Defense dumps |
| AVAV why are you dying you make war stuff dummy |
| People must be mega rich here mdb calls are sooo expensive yet people just gobble them up i see |
| Which one of you paid $750 for LMT last night |
| It's almost like they realized that if we all keep only buying, it will only go up🤔\n\n\n🥭 could announce a new war after close every Friday and the volatility would sort itself out by Monday and we'd be business as usual lmao\n\n\nOf course it's all built on top of bullshit numbers and an absolutely FUCKED economy that will give out eventually. End stage capitalism is fucking fascinating 😂 |
| Untradable day for me. Morning bullishness didn’t have any real pullback to give a good jump in later when IV dies down and now it’s moving while avoiding making any signals on my set up that are takable. So I guess I’m just spectating today. |
| What strategy dummy? |
| That's a problem for the taxpayers. |
| Im a drunk bull in a china house - gonna have to buy it all |
| Are you seriously going back to the weekend thread out of spite? LMAO |
| How much of Palantir have you got in your portfolio? |
| Gay |
| Sold my double bagger qqq 0dte 610c's and got 4dte 620c |
| Oil will be shorted into oblivion. |
| Maybe because it’s been dumping for 2 weeks anticipating a war, and now the uncertainty is gone. People who were expecting a crash probably shouldn’t be trading. |
| A hamburger, French fries, and a drink is $16 at Wendy's. What the fuck |
| POS chart man |
| We won the war using msft bing |
| Missiles flying and the market goes up. Have you even said thank you yet? |
| In theory, we should be able to trust the people we elected to handle our money well…\n\nIn reality, we trust our own dumbasses to handle our money well. |
| War can’t be priced in, unless you were to know about it beforehand…. |
| What makes you think that would be bearish? |
| I disagree on MDB puts, though I have got shares of MDB. It is going to beat the earnings. |
| Data connector is a new way of putting it. Palantir is a glorified SAP. In fact, SAP offers more bang for bugs than Palantir but Palantir is cool and they have Forward Deployed Engineers instead of consultants. Cool beans |
| Welp, if after all we have seen the last year it didnt crash, just ran flat, it never will. |
| No it won't |
| From the looks of the high volume at open most closed their weekend puts right at open, if they held and it expires today God have mercy on their souls lmao |
| Orangeman I think |
| Ok guys so, POET will be 20+ next yearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr\n\nNo-epstein |
| Yeah this was one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Glad these retards are walking it back. |
| Last time it fucking ripped, I just remember people trashing it endlessly saying nobody uses it anymore. |
| $9k profit between Friday and today.\n\nI need to lay off these minis and take a day or two breather to not give it back. |
| How will they pay back the steak they bought on BNPL |
| Yeah shame. We almost managed to tax the wealthy proportionality.. |
| As much as I'd like to laugh at stupid ber I think about all the innocent people getting killed and I feel bad. This will be my last post of the day |
| WEN |
| Took out a loan to gamble on a shitty crypto network. 👏 |
| Taxing unrealized capital gains is the most dumb shit ever. Making something complicated that shouldn’t be |
| Why should they go up? Millions reasons to go down, nearly none to go up |
| That is fucking wild.\n\nYou’ve made $0, and the government tax it as 36%. Holding an asset is now a taxable event. They should also tax all asset holding, 36% tax on any house price increases, 36% on literally anything where capital appreciates even without making any actual $.\n\nCapital flight out of the Netherlands. \n\nAbsolutely moronic decisions. \n\nThe EU is its own worst enemy. The entire thing is a bureaucratic nightmare, and then they sit there and wonder “WHY DONT OUR STARTUPS GET TO $100BN, WHERES OUR ECONOMY?” |
| Wouldn’t mind a cheeky 690 eod |
| Well to put it simply, I think people were legitimately worried about Iran's military capabilities, but as it turns out they're just a paper tiger. |
| So we progressed to sell the rumor and buy the news |
| Hey now, this is how we tax billionaires. Don’t you want that??? |
| Yo MMs, wanna sell me a BRK A. option? pls 🥺 |
| Been nice knowing you guys |
| Well this is boring , back to gooning |
| I assume because bers thot |
| They should just start live streaming a roulette table and let people buy options on where the ball will end up. |
| Alerts on SOFI. Added. |
| US didn't attack Saudi Arabia... |
| Because you sold |
| VIX options are horrible. Just buy SPY/SPX puts instead, since that's what directly affects the VIX level. |
| Jensen throwing crumbs at hos they pimping high. Jesus leather man is unstoppable 🙌 |
| 100 pt swing on Avav is straight diabolical. |
| Another day, another example of the bears fumbling at the goal line. |
| does it need to make sense? |
| Investors really believe this is only going to be 4-weeks LMAOOOOo |
| Do a ban bet if youre so sure |
| To kill bears |
| as the us indexes go green , its time to login and check whos puts are on fire today. 🙂 |
| What do you think about mongdb earning today |
| Dude imagine being a ber over the weekend. Every bomb that hits, ber rejoiced. Probably bought a whole steak dinner and shit. Imagine being so hyped only to be raped on Monday by 🐂 |
| The EU is irrelevant and won't last another 5 years |
| Maybe stop eating crayons |
| Yea for sure. Pile in on calls I’m sure it’ll be fine lol. |
| Bers and SLV bros in shambles |
| I have no clue wtf the market is doing today and I feel like a need an adult. |
| Fucking 🥭 shook me outta my positions again for the millionth time so frustrating |
| This sounds like a wealth tax, which I would be ok with, but 36% is just insane for this kind of tax. |
| If they were a single country sure. A loose union of bickering countries with conflicting goals can’t unite enough to get their shit together\n\nTake a look at the articles of confederation and why they did not work in America |
| Market telling big Don that its ok to go for Greenland this weekend |
| CAN BERS HAVE A MEDAL OF HONOR MR PRESIDENT AS WELL |
| Holy fuck the hissing noise floor on this conference is out of control lol can we get a sound guy to pay attention please |
| Seriously though, why the fuck did we pump? |
| No, this pump is because war was a nothingburger |
| Accurate AF. I give up. Made more on memes this year than risk management and strategy. Fuck strategy. |
| Fuck I wish I held my calls longer. Oh well still made $1k despite absolutely horribly abysmal entry points |
| More like Burryed |
| In the country “illegally” because the broken immigration system is taking years longer than what’s advertised? Sorry, we have to shoot you and send your family to disparate corners of the earth. \n\n“Accidentally” shoot down 3x $90 million fighter jets? Awwww it’s cool homie! |
| War. War never changes. Bears do...just long enough to be wrong all over again. |
| Ports green, dicks up |
| How is NVDA up 3% and SPY flat? Who’s dragging us down? |
| MSFT, excuse me, you're supposed to stay down till volatility goes down the fuck are you doing |
| 🥭 won't rule out ground troops, ready to get fucked bulls? |
| Brk dead I kill it |
| Fix ur AI. Nothing was said about personal harm. |
| And they will win |
| https://preview.redd.it/xvffxlew1omg1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40f68bdb63afd1a8ac22808f4c1640ddaeabc14a\n\n |
| Any thoughts on Qubt? |
| I keep on forgetting it's March. Short month got me fucked up |
| I'd get a $SMH strangle before close today or tomorrow for AVGO ER. |
| NVDA really might hit 185 today LOOOOL |
| We’re so fucking back |
| Even if it drops a little you already know its gonna get pumped right past its local high at the first low liquidity opportunity. |
| How’s people doing overall? Today is such a gift. 40k lost at 5am to +20k now. Trimmed a bunch of nvda and miss out on 4k but i take a win today |
| poor summer child... this is a fake market until it isn't anymore. The worst expected was -2% on QQQ before the v to flat. we might still selloff end of day, but it won't be by much. |
| lower rated comments hate this one simple trick |
| Bulls should sell their calls now but they won’t. |
| Gargle more balls |
| Damn bro, you see that? It went down like .01%. I’m sure it’ll -2% any second |
| The pic on the screen come from which website ? |
| There should be wealth tax that affects people above certain level instead of a flat capital gains tax like in Switzerland |
| https://preview.redd.it/dyrkgl6t1omg1.png?width=761&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ca1660e0fac9b22b78f78e970fcb74a5e6d8de8\n\n |
| Bank of America calls. Severely uundervalued |
| Yeah thanx |
| It's because the EU is just a bureaucratic mess. |
| Why is every gathering always 500 thanks to Orange, especially from own people. Very weird |
| I had spy calls and sold at 5 dollar gain |
| Green is so funny right now even though I was screaming it all weekend. Actually laughing out loud |
| Meaning? |
| They would be worth more if you filmed yourself reacting to the reaction of your reaction. |
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| I do, one filled with strippers ideally. |
| Struggle bus convention. |
| Let’s go 🙏 |
| They’re extremely incompetent. |
| At least in my state, Costco can save you $1.00-1.50 per gallon if you need premium. I don't know why anyone waits in the line to save $0.10/gal on regular. |
| Green today |
| yep |
| I have 1k burning a hole in my portfolio, someone give me a cheap stock to go long on with it |
| Iran still actively launching attacks and US markets just rippin' in their face. How disrespectful. lol |
| Imagine being a bear and honestly thinking stocks could go down. Why live? |
| I guess this pump is for the beginning of month rebalancing? And down day is tomorrow? |
| They just want to create ambiguity and uncertainty for Iran. Should he have provided Iran with a PowerPoint presentation on plans? |
| Nvda 190 calls are surprisingly cheap |
| No the money printer is unstoppable. Unfortunately for Americans it will lead to even higher inflation. |
| Keep buying puts guys! I’m sure it will dump! Any minute now!!! 🤣😂 |
| This market requires zero braincells to be profitable. Any rational thought applied will backfire. Just retard yolo. Even trying to inverse a thought will be wrong. Gotta close your eyes or let your goldfish pick or something. |
| I am ripping and also the next Peloton |
| Apparently he has made more money than, I’ll guess, anyone posting here.\n\nI guess we could go back to dirty talking Arkk if you want? Cathie always gets us going. |
| Removing the single biggest sponsor of worldwide terrorism is BULLISH. lol dumb ber |
| Got some QQQ puts here. Worst case I get stopped out at a 15% loss |
| That’s enough to consider changing residence |
| Bers punching air rn |
| Its rather stupid, just have laws in place so if peole take loans against stock thats taxed instead. |
| Yeah but we’ve been here for months |
| It aint so bad |
| Bols really thot lmaoooo |
| The Market endorses this multi front forever war.\n\n |
| is anyone’s tos app lagging like a mf or is it my university’s shit wifi |
| Most bullish intraday move in a while and it’s after we bomb the shit out of Iran lmao |
| I wish I wasn’t a bear but I can’t help it, I was born this way 😩 |
| God said “let there be light” but he didn’t specify the color of the light. The light was red. My portfolio was once again a victim of ambiguity. |
| Imagine dead people selling |
| why is ENPH up? |
| I made a post about this two weeks ago, there was a massive American armada being assembled near Iran for over 2 months, the war just made defense stocks pop and I bought in beforehand. |
| OPs article isn't about smart contracts, for which the majority of the populace doesn't even know how to use, or doesn't even understand DeFi.\n\nArticle is about seeking approval on derivative in the traditional sense.\n\n |
| First war? |
| No I literally need to take a shit after lunch |
| Buy vix calls this isnt it. Would be a retard to think this is over. Will have some big red days this week imo. Dont know about tomorrow but things will get worse before better looks like a trap. |
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| Need a new tarot deck 🃏 |
| LMAO BOOM back to neutral. Even corn sitting at the stable price for DEC 2026 perpetuals.\n\nI know I am screaming this to the fucking short bus, but holy shit, literally the underlying concept of what an investment into a security is has been rewritten in front of us by derivatization. \n\nAnd I don't mean tinfoil hat on, "they" or "MM" have come to manipulate you. This does not require malice, it does not require coordination.\n\nSimply, a security is no longer priced by its future performance or earnings. Thats so pre-2020. It just isn't that anymore, that isn't the pricing model, just almost unrelated to the flow of money.\n\nAnd flow of money determines what the market does. \n\nIf you want to imagine what this looks like in something physical, imagine sports betting on a game, and suddenly the players like blink across the field, or scores change, and just random shit starts happening in the game and the reason is "because the bets have changed". You;'d think "wtf this shit is backwards game should happen and that should impact bets".\n\nThat is what we have done to the markets in general with rampant derivitization . |
| It has gotten revived and ascended |
| !banbet LMT +2% 24h |
| Trump being referenced on a post about the Netherlands is so funny |
| No lesson to learn when slamming calls = more money |
| Call an ambulance, but not for bol |
| I was promised an apocolypse of a Monday market, I want a refund |
| Keep zooming out then? |
| Tankers all sitting still except for a couple. 5 strikes on tankers. One just a little while ago. Insurance being cancelled. Why tankers drop at the open? No likey. |
| I heard today was supposed to be -5% 🤣 |
| Laughs in EV |
| Nasdaq +0.7% in less than hour, wow |
| Great idea, taxing money people don't have. |
| You’ve been saying that since 679 |
| Imagine actually buying puts after opening so low. Buy the dip sell the rip market |
| Honestly just speak like that highly regarded part for the rest of your life, that was real nice. Me like. |
| Hey guys just woke up from my nap, how are my XOM 155 calls doing? |
| Today I learned it is possible to impose global tariffs, have high inflation, have high unemployment, be in a war, have interest rates flat and have the markets near ATHs. |
| They had years to buy calls but didn’t |
| Bears cant even afford shambles... they really thought war could save them |
| Given pre-market numbers, and ongoing operations, this is pretty unbelievable. |
| Palantir puts are cheap and I'm just regarded enough to bite |
| Bears are fucking retarded, that's why I am one. 🥰 |
| Magic |
| No sir, but mine is so I’m borrowing some of yours |
| The SPY being higher than RTH Friday is a bit crazy |
| WHY ARE YOU STILL BAG HOLDING GET OUT GET OUT NOW |
| Buuy naao orr everr bee left porr |
| it is |
| How else can we cancel the mid terms? |
| https://x.com/jimcramer/status/2028297778368004366?s=20\n\n\nhe really saved the market 🫡 |
| I'm married, the old lady won't let me tangle with 31anddone. Little does wifey know what I do at Wendy's |
| Give up. |
| That’s in Portland |
| Bruh America just showed Russia how it’s done.\n\nRemember Putin losing his literal best men over and over at the start of the war trying to get Zelenskyy. That shit was hilarious |
| The EU is hilarious. They have a massive opportunity to take the geopolitical reigns with America becoming so unpredictable but they are blowing it. |
| Two VERY different things. |
| What's gains? |
| This makes no fucking sense. Flat I can see but fucking green?! |
| And why should USA companies stock go down? |
| Plus you can roll them if you have to |
| Hopefully you sold right at open. Already green |
| This is only the beginning of the beginnings of shrekkkkkk |
| 1.2% down on SPY |
| Clean the frig more often. |
| BERS STUPID AF LOL, NICE PUTS LOL |
| Just woke up guys, is the market dead from that brutal war? |
| Bers celebrated war and mayhem alllll weekend\n\nIt has come back, deservedly, to bite them in the ass 🤣🫵 |
| \*nukes falls\* \n\n\*Spy finally breaches 700\*\n\n"the nukes were priced in" |
| Ww3 Bad. Bombing Islamists good |
| He said he’s a construction worker. Not a scientist. |
| got out at the 10 am peaks. Green and not participating until the end of the week after the true dump tomorrow and wednesday |
| https://preview.redd.it/idojyk3b1omg1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=549baff0bc7792b69ef6725960b2385e81b4b441\n\n |
| SPY back to 687 was not on my cards\n\n |
| Swan dive into debt |
| At least we saved money on drapes. |
| We getting the Trump Bump |
| Sad Pepe. |
| Bears exterminated |
| How the fuck is it still pumping |
| If the closest thing to WW3 since the Cold War isn’t enough to cause a red day then I’m not sure there’s any news that can cause one |
| Hahaha I can't believe we almost lost our cool 2hrs before the market opened |
| Silly bols never learn |
| Nice I'm aboard with 1500 shares |
| Here to remind you early bud lmao |
| Stock market all like, "What war? I ain't see no war." |
| No. Because even nukes flying would be bullish. You yolo because if you die who cares, but if you don't that YOLO will print |
| Imagine working for the govt of Iran and seeing you did so poorly that your enemy's stock market is green two days after the outbreak of war. |
| Guys Patrick bet David says supreme leader is still alive lmfao |
| Right tackle tjmbeav and 31andalmost50 |
| PRICED IN BABY |
| He gets asked random questions 5 times a day it seems\n\nNever short of random stories of people asking him why he’s so good |
| Lies |
| What did you name the baby? |
| Your investment will stay limp for a while |
| https://preview.redd.it/irbmx2p61omg1.jpeg?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6470bc8643414b5f3fd4ae8cb7b71226c9136ec5 |
| The ultimate reddit picks, dont forget RKLB IREN POET in there |
| The Put is in, stocks and housing won't go down |
| In all honesty tho. Rather bear or bull. This market fake as fuck lol. |
| Perfect set up for a massive dump after lunch |
| Let’s just go to ATHs and call it a day |
| I'd like to report a murder |
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| Picked up another 100kslv thursday. Friday I was stoked, Friday night I was picking colors for lambo. \n\nToday? checking for bus fare in the couch cushions. |
| THE ELEVATOR DOWN WILL GO WITH EPIC FURY FUCKING LOL |
| Good example of “market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent” or however it goes |
| Nair for Men. 👍 |
| #and they say China stock market is rigged LMAO this shite is 100% criminal |
| Looks like war is back on the menu. |
| Your beer math is quite accurate, sir |
| We should’ve let Covid run its course. |
| Retarded ber |
| Zelensky better say Thank You and make peace with Putin |
| # The loss is Stunning |
| my guess is that the market priced in the war. Explains why slv is dumping now: buy the rumor, sell the news. |
| War is hell… I’m up 2.2% |
| These things have a remarkable decay rate. I've lost way too much money on them to mess with them anymore. |
| Retarded market |
| I ran? Who in here talking about I Ran. I’m talking about I Pad - Tim Cook |
| Pants will be caught around ankles when the institutional selloff happens this afternoon |
| # Hegseth leaves door open for boots on the ground in Iran\n\nUh... are they actually going to invade?? |
| He looks kind of sleepy |
| VIX fading like Bearhunter's hairline. |
| We’re not even at ATHs |
| Oh, the grand old Duke of York, \nHe had ten thousand men; \nHe marched them up to the top of the hill, \nAnd he marched them down again. \n \nWhen they were up, they were up, \nAnd when they were down, they were down, \nAnd when they were only halfway up, \nThey were neither up nor down. |
| Red must be illegal |
| If qqq can just drop 2 dollars, that'll be great! |
| Let the bulls cook. |
| sybau |
| Sir, we are retarded here |
| And bols make money |
| I'd rather just eat Jersey Mike's |
| Hope you got out at open |
| Except insiders |
| Bought spy puts its bound to moon now ur welcome |
| Sell everything!!!! |
| Same, but then I drove 300 miles on Sunday... |
| Markets are future focused |
| Someday I want to drink beers with the most die hard bers in here. I feel that would be a highlight of my life |
| Ho lee fuk.\n\n\nBer r fuk |
| war is very expensive |
| Idiot ber |
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| If you bought puts seriously just stick to your day job you don’t know what you’re doing. |
| Yes |
| Here comes hulk swinging his dick |
| people buy a TON of ass-tendies during wartime, should not be a surprise |
| INTU, RKT, AXON, UI imo |
| Indeed |
| Saying hello to yourself, truly special! |
| Dump incoming … don’t say I didn’t warn you |
| hi! new to this & I dont understand calls and all of that shit, but I kept hearing 'asts' and wanted to get in on the action, at least a little (most of my portfolio is ETFs). anywho, I bought 4 shares for $119 in Jan, and then 2 more at $103 in early Feb. Well, I feel like a total idiot now, but I suppose that's just the way these things go!! Should I sell and take the loss and invest in more ETFS?? or do people think this thing will grow more? |
| This market is unstoppable lmao |
| homosexual price action |
| Was this a self-tard alert or?? |
| LMT bc of alien tech\n\nGoogle bc of quantum and AI |
| SPY is up 0.13% , War is always bullish 🦬🦬🦬 |
| No clue what to do |
| QQQ, NVDA, GOOGL —- if you want to buy and forget. Also this sub is all retards be careful |
| Market is peak retardation |
| LOL EU so dumb that they sell off in the morning only for US to rally :D, thank you for the dip morons |
| Also in on MDB puts, glad to see you are also taking the short position after your success last week |
| Thank you for blessing my heart. Shrek dick activated |
| I'm not sorry. I'm dangerous. |
| Kept shorting QQQ at 609.1, what a deal. |
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| you're an MD, you'll get a return on your investment in 40 years. They punish us investors so that the medical class can slave away all their life and think its normal. |
| If lines go up, good. If lines go down, bad. |
| !banbet spy -3% 4d |
| CALLS IT IS |
| I appreciate that youre open to the idea that the market isnt out to fuck you in particular, just people who are statistically like you |
| I’m less concerned with the government relying on a single AI company as I am when the AI gang have enough data, access, and control so that they no longer give a shit about any governing body |
| This is wallstreetbets! Get out of here with this investing crap. |
| I'll go with the crowd on this one and say google 👍✌ |
| Up 40% on calls today and I AINT TIRED YET |
| Just how lost are you? |
| VIX has been creeping up for the past three months. I wonder if we’re going to get another huge spike and drop in the market soon. |
| Short the VIX. Short oil. Long tech. |
| how is tech green today WITH WAR and not with ai slop hype and 9999999 gazzilion in revenue |
| No |
| You put your money in a "managed" (by robots) investment account and set your risk profile and timeframe. Then you don't touch it. Many fee-free or low-fee accounts out there exist and they do exactly what you need. |
| it’s going to 0 |
| I properly navigated the market today. Tomorrow I hit an iceberg probably. |
| I hope you got out at open like I did. |
| It must be exhausting to be constantly worried |
| Everyone thinks everything is rigged because they think of the idea days after someone else already did. But being first is scary. |
| Is there anything possible in this world that could drop spy to 650 |
| Turns out the only person propping up silver was Khamenei it seems |
| Winter is almost over.\n\nShave your nuts, gentleman |
| Blood = money |
| Please buy calls |
| Bro do you understand how smart contracts work 😂\n\nYou don’t even need the interface.\n\nCreate an account, get your wallet address then just use REST & Websocket.\n\nEveryone in the world can use them if you understand DeFi |
| What? It’s fucking climbing |
| At no point was palantir ever a competitor to Claude. Yes they both are “AI” companies, but palantir was always just a data connector. |
| I shouldn’t be but I am surprised by this level of pump lol |
| Only retail is gonna trade these |
| I’m confused why are we pumping |
| Up 0.15% in past 6-months but down 8.12% in the past year... Zoom-iners never learn to zoom-out, SMDH. |
| Im aware, but theres cases like AVAV where it was up 18% now its down 18%, then it also appears most other defense are following smaller but similar patterns |
| its gonna drop down when trump’s speech is over. sell now |
| Yeah, I mean we're starting a war to try to preserve the petroldollar. It better be moving positively. |
| If I buy calls right now markets will reverse, what should I do |
| Omfshrekkkkkkk |
| Kid Rock for next Ayatollah 💪🤘 |
| whenever I see winners losing & losers winning, it makes me glad I was born a loser. |
| On any given day it feels like 60-70% of the people you deal with have a concussion |
| https://preview.redd.it/1moko3nl0omg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7acf70c4b26ad6636689d0fe858f94797bb09f48 |
| I'm long. |
| coinflip with a biased coin... 70/30 for green |
| IMOTEP speaking this week |
| It will take years of infrastructure build to meaningfully improve the oil production of Venezuela. Closing shipping lanes and bombing oil fields changes production immediately |
| Generational buying opportunity at open today |
| Make that 4 |
| something with oil, he literally just said "fantastic oil" |
| He will taco and resurrect the ayatollah |
| We did indeed print |
| Green by eod was not a meme |
| it honestly might be fairer than MM jacking option IVs\n\n\nto stay competitive they max take a 1% cut from you\nstatistically, odds arent so bad |
| Bers never win wtfffff |
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| $DFTX |
| Garbage |
| !banbet spy -4% 2d |
| Looks like a fun time! |
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| There’s so many variables so I’m not crying “rigged” but this is the type of crap that makes people think it is |
| Why there is polish soldier next to trump ? |
| I would literally need Donnie to drop dead right for my puts to be saved and not even that is a guarantee |
| It happens every year |
| Heart rate leveled out after open |
| trump can say anything right now and this market will continue to pump lmao |
| Kinda weird to see spy flat for the day but VIX up 6 %. Makes sense but still . |
| There’s literally nothing that can’t be priced in |
| uninspiring is my word |
| Brodie idk if thats a good idea ✌️🙏\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/h3gkuhdf0omg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be85fcae71d14d3b297a075b1b33a36f0fc7eacb |
| Whut the fuq |
| One day imm see 100 lottos hitting strike for a 10x baggars 🙄 |
| Bad but so is Iran |
| Mute |
| Cmon spy man |
| Doing well, my guy. Update to come shortly |
| PPI up, war started..... Bols be like Calls! |
| good thing i didn't hold metal calls through the weekend. It always dumps when USA market opens. Totally not manipulated at all |
| Dip buying ain't got a regime change |
| Thank you for your service |
| The night is dark and full of dickhead bers |
| Its pretty nuts if you just do near otm weeklies once it spikes up |
| Orage man good / bad / ?\n\nWhat's your word |
| That was all theta gang |
| Bers like saying sell the news but when it's really the time for them to sell the news they cry it's manipulation |
| Terrible to say but another 9/11 will prolly happen |
| WTF IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT |
| Why do y'all still care about what that retard thinks?\n\nHe's vocal because he wants your sub. Ask him anything on X and it's always a retard answer like "here's my substack" behind a paywall. \n\nHe clearly doesn't give a fuck. |
| Don't sell yet |
| Now that bears are sad and demoralized and bulls are thinking this is a nothing burger--we're gonna move down |
| Why MSFT up |
| USD positive over the last 6 months. Smh. Doomers never learn. |
| spy 700 eod or spy 660 by eod tomorrow or im bankrupt |
| Not taking your enemies seriously is a critical mistake |
| "White House Staffer" tier investing |
| Talking his book, no surprise here. |
| Another nuke will never be launched until the end of time id put all my money on it. Nothing ever happens spy will never drop |
| Like sloppy 'I got into the bath soaps' dogshit or solid and lean 'I eat Hill Science' dogshit\n\nWould you pick it up with a bag over your hand? 🤔 |
| Yes these are locked in! This was a swing trade but I do have a core too! Needed to pay some bills had hospital visit last week |
| Smart.. AVAV literally shit it’s pants shortly after your exit.. your last name must be Pelosi 😂🫣 |
| Wonder what next weekends retarded doomer cope will be 😂😂😂 |
| Shout out to the guy that did that DD on HGRAF !! |
| Oranage just rambling nonsense at this point |
| Not authorized. I got it through Schwab |
| On god. Praise be his holy name. |
| market doesn't like what this guy is saying, put manngo back on |
| he really sounds like putin |
| The people in charge of the country bought their first house for $75 and a firm handshake and don’t know how to update or remember their passwords but shits definitely gonna be fine lmao |
| Any country not spending 50% of their gdp remilitarizing now is asking to be whacked. |
| Ber investments relying on the Ayatollah returning WWE style\n\n*”Bah God that’s the Ayatollah with a steel chair!!”* |
| It's fucking funny when dipshit "muh decentralization" cryptobros get upset, that's about it. |
| They are already way up on the year |
| economy is into beastiality the way the bers always getting fucked |
| This is stock market hell, we are condemned to random bounces but to always return to 685 forever |
| Ending green or red basically a coin flip at this point. |
| Anybody have opinions on $HELP? DMT and shrooms as medicine. only psychedelics to make it to phase 3 clinical trials |
| Can’t find it on RH |
| Wise. Poor Europeans. |
| Are my gld calls for next week cooked |
| Went from up 4k to down 1k I'm bad at this, luckily just stocks |
| It’s a big club, and YOU’RE in it! YES YOU 🫵! |
| Market confirmed that war is bullish |
| Bots shilling ASST, puts it is |
| Yes |
| Sls has a chance to make some crazy good money but I would take some off the table too with those quick gains |
| The casino is closed for lunch. |
| At least that one makes sense |
| The forever in the same range. Will we ever break out either way? |
| I heard they didn't make a spare! |
| The 3 month chart pisses me off soo much to look at |
| Is this fan fiction their justifcation for launching the attack? |
| Toilet backed up. My basement smells like a mtg tournament |
| Can you buy it in US? |
| port looks like dogshit omfg close casino |
| Tech already took its bath in shit apparently |
| He was just pretending to be a technical trader |
| Skill issue |
| Maybe SPY 700 is the friends we made along the way. |
| Safe to say the same entity that made us do this is the same one pumping this? |
| Now back to our regularly scheduled dumping. \n\n\nCalls on curtains though |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| https://preview.redd.it/tgj44vwtznmg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d8b1527d158ff0a585cb3d4fde929f764b449e7 |
| Rug me, zaddy |
| Theta gang 👇 |
| This market is so fucked that we’re going to break even with Friday closing at the end of today\n\nSomething happens but nothing ever happens |
| 90% of the people that hate are just upset they didn’t get in 10 years ago. I used to be that person - I don’t even own it but I’m not a hater anymore |
| Hmm…last few weeks wasn’t enough? |
| That’s a obvious Bart Simpson forming on SPY |
| Bears were this > < close, better luck next time. |
| The big winner in all of this is Russian oil. |
| Hopefully this turd dumps hard |
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| !banbet SPY -1.6% 2d |
| In the fields the puts are burniiiiing🎶🎶 , while the war machine keeps churniiiing |
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| The common bull: "the like go up, make number big." Their portfolio? +200% all time.\n\n\nThe common bear: "According to these super special lines using the Fibonacci sequence on the 30 day, 3 hour, and 25 year charts, we will be encountering the ultra rare smelly doo-doo chart pattern which will mean a stock crash bigger than anything in history likely by tomorrow. Therefore SPY 1-dte $50p." Their portfolio? -99% all time. (Note, this is where mine is too) |
| Nflx is the stress free money make today. Just buy any dips |
| Ya can't bomb dip buyers into submission |
| Eventually he’ll get something on the line. Burry has about 25 fishing poles on the water. |
| European equities died for free iranian tiddies |
| So you're now at 414 or 14 |
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| Plunge protection team arriving. |
| did not expect to hear war stories from Donnie today |
| YELLEN: IF OIL STAYS HIGH OR RISES MORE, HAVE INFLATION WORRY\n\nI miss adults in charge. |
| uh oh mango speaks and we are back in the red... |
| Bear dreams: "SPY is going to crash on war news!"\n\n\nBull dreams: "SPY will moon on war news!"\n\n\nReality: SPY at 0.00% on war news 🤡 |
| 🛢️🔫🐻? |
| Nuh uh . |
| Market finally realized Iran is a paper tiger |
| There, there. You've found the right place. 🙂 |
| Can we do another one of those 0.5% pump in a minute like earlier ☺️ |
| Treat yourself to a Wendy's burger! |
| Yes, fucking 15 bucks. Everywhere I read said fair value was 21 and a high of 28 which were 2025 estimates. |
| What Iran really needs is a baseball team, maybe even a national hockey team |
| +3% is better than -100% |
| ^ part of the problem |
| It's not theory. These types of options have existed for a very long time (decades)\n\nThey're just more common on gambling sites and less common in financial brokerages because they're pretty much gambling instruments\n\nLook up binary options pricing if you're curious. But you'd need to know basics of options pricing to understand |
| I miss when Biden used to say "pause" |
| Pam Bondi ... Is that you? |
| 🇮🇷 was hoarding all the silver, supply glut will tank the price to single digits |
| Gay bers really tought, wheres the guy who said: can we have a -5 % day 🤣 |
| Aliens in Kentucky, what’s the play |
| If everyone over the age of 60 left political government office maybe things would change. Till then we fucked |
| Corn dumps, and you all laugh. Radio silence when it pumps. Literally toxic shit talkers |
| I bought oil today at absolute top, with 2x leverage. Now I get to feel the pain as it slowly bleeds. I hope this secures my place here |
| Maybe the Botox is just not allowing her to smile |
| Goes up like a rocket, comes down like a feather. |
| We could see 610 then 605 😂 |
| I don't think they'll do this but what's even the counterplay to iran mining the strait |
| Written by a 2/5 star |
| I had a dream to full port into NBIS ... I may do it |
| Rookie numbers. Get in line champ |
| So do I sell this 1dte call |
| Sure |
| Get real, nobody uses Bing. Why else would the number 1 search on Bing be 'Google'? |
| Regards cannot afford phones. Checkmate. |
| What’s the next move on Oil futures? Hope you played the long options last night. Shorts next because we don’t want putler to make to much money or we don’t care? |
| bears can't have shit |
| Today was legit the last chance ever to buy qqq below 600 |
| Well my rocket is like inflation, sky rocketing. |
| Bro it’s not stopping |
| Always max psychological pain. always |
| Risked $400 to make $14 |
| Dip buying undefeated |
| The guy can yap for real |
| 🍟👉🛍️ |
| Ha, fair point - that's a totally different ballgame. A 7dte SPY put at that strike is some serious gamma exposure. That's not a bet on gold or oil, that's a bet on the whole market dumping. If they're loaded on that 690p, they're probably hedging a bigger book or making a directional play on volatility crush.\n\nThe 3x oil/gold stuff is pure spec plays, way different risk profile. Whatever their thesis is, that'll be over quick since it's expiring Friday. Good luck to 'em. |
| Ber extinction event |
| SPY -0.01%, bulls have never been so fucked. |
| Fuckin' genius 👌 |
| woof! I'd be too! |
| Nothing ever happens fr |
| i had profit, but i only sold 1 of 3 of my really big puts.... and then added some more puts... so it was a down day. Robbed of $900 of actual money and like $6000 of gains that should of been. |
| Some super fishy mango shit happening right now |
| Get to the Q&A keep your war stories for the retirement home |
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| his 🥭 legs |
| Qqq 605 or 610 for today, tis the question |
| I’m starting to think the comeback was a buy now to rebalance and sell off risk assets in the afternoon. |
| Iran got 0 hands |
| Release the kangaroos |
| did anyone get a wellness check for ber yet? |
| selling calls |
| Thank you! |
| ITS CALLS\n\nITS ALWAYS CALLS\n\nITS NEVER NOT CALLS |
| Calls at anytime today would have paid off |
| QQQ 700 by easter |
| MANIPULATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| I concede. |
| earnings week prep 📊\n\nbuilt out pattern analysis for 5 stocks reporting next week:\n\n→ ASTS (Mon) — 28% short interest, ±15% implied, 68% outlier in history\n→ CRWD (Tue) — 8/8 beat rate but sells off on guidance, RSI at 29\n→ AVGO (Wed) — straddle buyer's dream, 11.5% avg actual vs 9.1% implied\n→ RGTI (Wed) — $5.6B market cap on $7.5M revenue lol\n→ BULL (Wed) — trading platform reporting to traders, 93% off highs\n\nhttps://earningsedge.vercel.app/\n\nscorecard after each one reports. would love feedback |
| Uber as a company fucking sucks. The drivers suck, their cars all smell like pot, the delivery drivers suck, they’re slow and stinky, they clog up restaurant kitchens and around the hostess stands gawking at the hostesses until their items are ready… net plague on society |
| I can’t believe I just saw a crisis line ad right in this thread…this is funny |
| ❤️ |
| SEND THE NUKESSS HOW TF ARE WE GREEN |
| I'm not justifying anything dumbass. \n\nUnlike you I'm not emotionally fragile and can separate what I do at the ballot box with my wallet and what I rationally think is going to happen. |
| Good job mms. Just keep max extracting |
| pltr all seeing nut,,,yes |
| meh...I wouldn't call this a war |
| Ber slaughter actually really begins if VIX drops below 20 ☠️ we can still dump if VIX holds |
| Bought $7k at $78.81 Friday, probably going to hold for earnings |
| https://preview.redd.it/83pirr93znmg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2ae441671a175f43612bdda22b80b5a9814030e |
| Move is done. Back to flat and at several SMAs |
| The best way to go through is to gamble the rest of your money on 0dte. if you make it then you won’t be scared anymore if not well you will face the inevitable just a bit earlier lmao |
| Lmao turns out stonks go up |
| Got to love paying 6.5% to make 8%. |
| Melanias banging secret service agents shes probably pretty happy |
| This cannot go tits up |
| Normal call or put options aren't binary payouts. They are genuine tools used to hedge your risk - it's just that we in this sub love abusing them to gamble\n\nActual binary options are fairly uncommon, and typically only popular with actual gamblers. Very limited 'proper' use case other than speculation |
| whys bitfuk umpin |
| Stocks go to ATH since war is now good for Economies |
| Wanna stand up? |
| Damn, Google is red? I guess the missiles used bing 💀 |
| Remember bears, you guys constantly revenge buying 0dte puts today is causing this |
| Bol should be in prison |
| Silver bros thot ☠️ |
| i also went in on calls. a real man admits when he is wrong. good job bro, you made us both money today👍 |
| Bers thought unrest in the Middle East was a black swan 🤣 |
| Sir, a second plane has hit the ber portfolio |
| Bruh mangoman full episode |
| 😂 |
| The green by open folks are never wrong lmfao |
| Nah NVDA going on its delayed earnings run now that everyone got cooked on their options last week. |
| Think I’m gonna go get a big fuckin American sized fountain Dr Pepper at lunch. |
| yo momma |
| why GOOG down |
| We’re all 100% down today. |
| He reads the teleprompter with the scroll delay |
| Do some due diligence on it, you'll be shocked at what you find |
| SPY hitting 700 during a war would be the most American thing ever 🇺🇸 |
| So flat for the rest of the day really?? |
| [I don’t like to gloat](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/PK9knoycKn) |
| Wars literally bullish |
| Fuck this gay ass market |
| Boots on the ground has been priced in for months |
| How is that relevant |
| Yes, but META is -69% down. |
| He just started rambling about gold then saving gold curtains and basically was being cryptic but failing at the same time. Abruptly too. He was just talking about Iran. You can look at the charts |
| War is so fucking bullish |
| Lmfao regards will regard to justify anything this admin does 🤡🤡🤡 |
| that’s numberwang |
| I guess We’ll see. |
| Carpools everywhere don't want us to know this one simple trick. |
| Melania's not happy tho |
| Your answer is right there. 11b MC. Small-med caps. Big movements. |
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| This turd will just float up the rest of the day. GG bol |
| Fuck your calls, fuck your puts |
| Probably a 4-5 decade war. |
| HOWS THOSE CONDOLENCES BITCH |
| Jane Street is a corn exchange now??? |
| So was this weekend just to pump war stocks then dump them at open? |
| dcuk this shit |
| youre good im moderately somewhat kinda definitely confident |
| Screenshotting the MSFT chart and setting it as my background so I can pretend theyre green most days |
| I have a lot of problems with your last sentence mayne. So much to unpack |
| except in this market, recently |
| “No more wars”, then this fucking chud rips up an existing agreement then uses it as a reason to bomb a country.\n\nI honestly just hope there is a silver lining in all this for the Iranian people who have lived under the boot of some loser theocratic dictatorship for so long. |
| Definitely a gamble, I wouldn't throw much at it |
| I got some calls so yeah you should get puts |
| Smells like a lot of cope |
| Lol forreal though |
| Genuinely think I’m just going to give up on Amazon. Fucking 18-24 months before Jassy even think their outrageous capex shows results. Stock hasn’t done shit for 5 years already at this point. |
| No no and F—ck no!! |
| If nothing else, vol funds are at the band of when they start to stabalize. We are over 2 standard deviations from the bottom, so it'd take something to make a third likely. |
| keep poking the bears.. |
| With a ballroom, 🥭 would be very happy. Let the man have his ballroom 😔 |
| #OY VEY MY SHECKELS!!! |
| Only enrichment in Iran's future is lining of mango insider pockets LMAO 🤌 |
| Does anybody actually like Israel? |
| Doesn't even take into account the loan interest. It's the plastic bag floating in the wind of posts. |
| Very nice, MSFT. Just another $150 and we'll be friends again. |
| Definitely should've gone wayy heavier 🌽 and much lighter CRM on Friday |
| Is the market pricing in a 4-5 week war? |
| If we end the current one, that could happen. |
| Big, red, one |
| LMAO bears |
| Better luck next time bears |
| Debating if I should grab some cheap puts for today |
| Jane street: can’t wait to fuck up this market |
| SLV calls down 38% today - oh well got till 4/17 |
| Where is your lizard god now? |
| What did he say? |
| we're 1% from ATHs and some retard will tell you "yEs BuT META is -69% dOwN" |
| Yes 🥲 |
| because we are at fucking war retard lmao |
| There is no war bruh we killed their supreme leader in like 2 hours 😂 |
| What do you mean my 0-dte SPY $620 puts won't print??? |
| ALSMOT AS IF THIS MARKET WAS RIGGED |
| Yeah man, when you negotiate with someone, get every capitulation you want from them and then murder their leader, that’s gonna happen |
| bro not the /s exclusion |
| How does a stock with 11b mrkt cap move +20% to -17% in 2 hours |
| Judging by the volume, it's 2 dudes back and forth |
| VIX 10 incoming |
| Feels like two things are happening. \n\nMarkets are Short squeezing the large amount of puts in the system \n\nWhile also getting bullish retail primed to become exit liquidity the second something goes wrong.\n\nBulls probably won the day but I’m still super doomer. |
| Yo what the fuck does this holocaust speech have anything to do with this |
| Long ways away from your cost basis, baggie. Keep trying tho it's cute |
| Where's the ber from this morning saying he had screenshots of all the bulls being bullish yesterday. Bet he's to much of a coward to post that picture now. |
| wtf POET? my leaps.... |
| NVDA & MSFT wit retard strength today |
| "I used to be with it, then they changed what it was, now it is scary and weird" -abe |
| You’ll be good I’m looking 685 and 684 , I do puts every day sent me a private message so we can ride some\nTimes! |
| So in the spirit of inversing wsb: you clearly sent your ex a novel that was obviously written by AI. She did not respond. Wow bearish… mag7 puts |
| I can't wait for that range to be $200 - $697.84 |
| AVAV PUTS PRINTING LMAO IMAGINE NOT BUYING PUTS WHEN EARNINGS IS COMING |
| War is the best time to rotate out of boomer back to tech 📈📈📈 |
| Crazy bear trap, don’t get fooled, it’ll go to low-mid $690s before its viable short |
| Who’s playing ASTS? |
| I stopped listening to him live.\n\nNow I ask anthropic to summarize what he says. Removes 95% of the tat |
| ber trap |
| Me. |
| Mf thinks he’s a contrarian 🤣 |
| “Looks like meat is back on the menu, boys” - storm trooper from Harry Potter. |
| This ban bet shit is pissing me off why the fuck won’t it work |
| WE ARE ALL JEWS HERE |
| Too scared of options after what happened lol? |
| I also have no doubt you doubt my reality because you are regarded. You don't even know what the ES is I bet |
| Dude i have UNH on a 5x margin 😂 |
| give him another chance! |
| This rug pull is going to be astounding |
| bought 10k worth of 675p 3/20 |
| Bears went bust on their puts so they’re taking it out on the president |
| Some of you will never learn: Mideast events have very little to do with markets. |
| ASST TRADING 11% HIGHER TODAY, WE MUST GAIN TENDIES |
| We asked Iran to talk and they decline? This war might drag out alot longer than 1 month. |
| Another 0 % day. Where is my fucking dopamine |
| My main man will gab like a washtub woman about curtains to avoid epstein |
| Bad news comes after market close. Good news should have come by now. |
| War is bullish 😀 |
| Rug pulling retail in the regular stock market wasn't enough. These mfs are creating new ways to do it. |
| FUCK YOU SILVER |
| No |
| theta gang gotta eat too |
| I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, but I'm doing it, whatever "it" is. |
| Wrong way go back up |
| Okay!! You too💀😭 |
| Donald D. Dump |
| Are you gonna get calls? |
| ## SPY 52-wk range\t\n## 481.81 - 697.84 |
| Why should it dump in your opinion |
| Looks like the market already did |
| Even in term one, which is now inexplicably the "good one", he would either go off script and ramble like a retard or slur his way through written speeches. We just have a higher percentage of slurring now. |
| damn reddit is truly the retarded stock |
| War triggers the money printer. |
| This morning I thought SLV would save my portfolio, right now it’s the only thing red in my portfolio |
| Wknd bers in gheyish tone you can imagine “I’m so giddy holding my puts” 🤣 🤣 🤣 |
| Iran won’t go full regard. Them hitting the GCC countries kinda hard is a reminder that they have the capability to hit the GCC REALLY hard. No reason to play that card yet as the Iranian power structure is somehow still intact. |
| lmao. do these get 60% long term gains like spx 0dtes? |
| Less than 2% away from a new ATH. |
| Last chance..... |
| drill team 6 has not been heard from \n\n |
| I've seen a lot of scam pumps, but this might take the cake lol. Luckily I think they'll save me with a dump before close, even if it's just a few bucks. |
| 1 800 CURTAINS stock ripping |
| did you not spend the whole weekend calling bulls retarded |
| I, for one, welcome air striking dictators as a general rule. Fucking do it again, Mr pres, there’s more assholes that need to meet God |
| I bought a box of Iranian deeds 2 days ago. |
| Who knew war was so bullish |
| DJT 🍆🍆🍆 |
| me, but I already sold. |
| the old -2% into green reversal. a classic |
| 🥭 had a stroke and so did the market |
| When you get liquidated right before the pump |
| When SPY’s $700? Bet |
| pumps to 698 then goes back to 680 for fun, rinse and repeat |
| I thought NVDA forward P\E 21 was cheap? |
| Hey man not nice |
| I thought that too for a long time but remember, when it does they most likely just gonna spam the printer. No point waiting for it |
| Silver being red today is such a plottwist ngl |
| Bought too early, sold at entry at price. Whatever. |
| Operation Furry |
| I can’t believe I’m green |
| Bro I am. |
| Happy cake day! Wishing you earn 3x today. |
| I love it\nAll indices at least -1%\nNasdaq and spy green 😂 |
| A good strategy for beginners is to dump 100k into the latest shitcoin. Then close your eyes and check your net return a year later. Works like a charm |
| We’re flat and either side is calling a win lol |
| Salty as I bought puts just before the pump... who tf is even buying??? |
| Okk just let us know when ground invasion |
| We not gonna talk about the drapes? |
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| ASST SHORT SQUEEZE!!!!!! ASST HAS A 187.46 million shares sold short, representing 309.33% of the public float. This marks a 34.79% increase in short interest since the prior report in January. |
| Talk to me at 5pm |
| Did the same. Shits easy money |
| Alright \n\nDumb bear that tripled down on puts\n\nMight as well hold to 0 now fuck it |
| Ber, there is sleep for dinner today |
| Iran put up so little of a fight Trump talking about his renovations |
| Ex sent me like a 1000 word essay asking to meet which is clearly not ai generated because of the spelling errors and the dogshit structure.. wow bullish... Mag7 calls |
| Battle of the balls or bulls?? |
| "battle of the bulge" this fucking guy |
| Battle of the Balls? |
| Where can I see the meeting |
| https://preview.redd.it/ctdgvrq2ynmg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e6273ee2d0a537d7a8640f0fccd4c5708dad1f5 |
| Dementia fucks ur sleep schedule. Likely that |
| No. You’re the retarded person ever |
| Thank you micropump for letting me get out |
| How if WOLF of all stocks up 10% today? |
| Hey 🐻s…\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIt was priced in. |
| Almost like this meeting is specifically not about honoring the lost soldiers. |
| are we actually going to get spy 700 by EOW? i think its going to chicken out around 690 again |
| VIAVI up 200% in 6 months, literally why lmao |
| Avav 250 puts for March 6th were 40 baggers today |
| The worst thing our enemies couod possibly do is give us years of peace. Our markets would buckle. But war? Oh, war is when we shine |
| QQQ is up $15 from market lows, you dont see that often |
| Maybe by EOW |
| So we pump today, and then tomorrow we fall down to the daily 200sma? |
| Yup, the greatest con of all time |
| I made a fuckton because I bought more at open. DCA NERD |
| Even with a thesis it's a delusional play. Maybe even more delusional. |
| Oh lmao we’re fucking green |
| long klarna, duol. Short gold. Anyone rocking a more retarded portfolio than me today? \n\n\n |
| 🦅MSFT |
| ATH INCOMING |
| Ramen for bears this month |
| Ngl that's a solid deal frfr nocap |
| Nah u tripping balls |
| 🥭 has confirmed a successful missile strike on ber headquarters |
| Alright I give up idk why this didn’t working |
| Market shrugs off another potential forever war lol. Saves my calls held before OPERATION EPIC FURY |
| This will probably be the end of bitcoin as young people find a new use for their pocket change |
| The dude just signaled for us to buy gold |
| And now, 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 |
| 0 sure |
| Why stop at 3x when 10x is just around the corner....are you stupid or something?? |
| No, start with all your savings. There's no learning in the casino. |
| HOW?! |
| *it's a great time to sell!* |
| Feel like slv gonna drop about 3%.\n\nBetter get your calls because I'm always wrong |
| I just bought 200 shares for the overreaction pop. |
| lol I didn’t even get to finish reading it |
| Deez nuts are dropping |
| 609 qqq lottos might hit soon. Steak dinners bois 😋 |
| this subreddit is for degenerate gambling with hundreds of thousands of dollars, its best to stay away from here when you're a beginner or you will be tempted and lose everything |
| Someday shits gonna drop so hard it’s actually scary and I’ll have overslept or fuckin been in meetings or something. |
| Only people I’m glad are losing money are silver freaks. They reach gamestoxk level of annoying |
| Literally said on Sunday that this was bullish af. Easy today |
| Drapes priced in. We moon 🌙 |
| well either they remove the sell short button and just make it buy or neutral or they need to give us bears a selling event when America clearly fucks up. Otherwise, what's the point? It just goes to infinity and that is what it is doing, except then it rugs the individual stocks randomly just as well and the end result is that some random investors get wiped out.\n\nI am -$9,600 over 3 years on this stupid option trading crap!! |
| Well lost like 9k today |
| Yes, but clear the debt first. Erasing interest payments is free gainz that beat the SPY |
| https://preview.redd.it/7zxuotarxnmg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62d40f107505e999be2d0a07bc75d4326494e51d |
| Opened at -8%. Now up 8% 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| I made $100K in 10 seconds while typing this. Don't ask me for proof !! |
| I think we all underestimate China’s production capability |
| love me some gold colored drapes |
| Fat fingered a QQQ put as a call and made $100 lmfao |
| So much cope and seething in here today. |
| I’m doing my part meme |
| We need another war to push Spy above 700. |
| Can spy just go back to 683 for a bit and then do whatever it wants? Thats all this cracker is asking for |
| Get your puts ready. Looks like we will fall back to the 682-683 level. |
| We are so fucking back! 🤑🚀🚀🚀💰\n\n\n(I lost $4k on SPY calls I held over the weekend) |
| Right now |
| Aaaannnd we're up somehow |
| HGRAF going to continue it's climb to callhalla |
| $IONQ with a beat on earnings IONQ will lead the Quantum race thru 2026 - buy all dips before the rip |
| It will definitely cut costs for same features, though ultimately feel like the arms race will mean adding more features and marketing and net out. I don't really see AI will change people's ordering behaviors that much most of the cost is still going to be human labor of cooking and delievring. |
| Bers buying puts in curtains.. Disgusting |
| ballshrooms |
| Yo fuck Raymond James |