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| False alarm |
| Gamma squeeze my fucking nuts bro \n\nThey’ve already been crushed in the IV vice grip |
| I loaded up on cheap Target puts |
| APP up 20% in 2 days, HOOD up 20% in 2 days, ASTS up almost 50% in like 3 days, market is going nuts again |
| Avgo go puppies to 325 now |
| Holy fuk those AVGO er are fucking insane lol |
| RDJ is the only thing that saved the movie from having Zoolander in it. |
| The next 50,000 DOW 50,000s are gonna be so… mid. |
| pump or dump on AVGO fellas? |
| One day it’s going to drop and there will be no V. I’ll just be out of money by then . |
| 2-14! \n\nOne of us! |
| I hope so |
| Maybe next week |
| Usually those restrictions are only if you have less than $25,000 in your brokerage account. |
| Slams calls |
| Buy yourself a $15k sailboat and cruise the Caribbean. |
| You saw yourself for the regard you are |
| less options volume than the number of shits i take an hour rip |
| Caucasian barrel |
| I’m artistic and this is deep |
| Maybe his brown eye |
| Through a trusted source, I’ve been informed that we are **not** at war and promptly returning this crate of Costco baked beäns. \n\nThis sub is full of lies. \n |
| #NVDA GANG Members checking in |
| How do you sit down comfortably with such massive balls? |
| Software engineering as an industry is so cooked. The majority of engineers I know are now happily paying anthropic $200+ / month. They don't even write code anymore.\n\nThe quality is currently "on par" with the average engineer (better in many cases). Claude wrote a C compiler from scratch for a total cost of $20k. Previously that'd have costed millions. They're doubling in performance every \~7 months. Expected to be 99% more efficient within 3 years. That $20k cost to output a compiler would drop to... $200. |
| earnings call will be ASMR of AI buzzwords then pump |
| Its about the time when it doesn't, or you think it will but it doesn't go fast enough. |
| Same with AEO, people don’t like Tits anymore? |
| this is $BULL shit |
| Theta gang always wins |
| Bonds |
| Aeo pretty much beat in every category plus increased 2026 guidance. Aire sales increase was a significant beat. Price pumped 8% when earnings hit the wires but now its gone back down to flat for the day.\n\nBears are scavenging real hard to find something to dump it. They are trying to use anf contagion. But there really isn't anything that looks remotely bad. |
| By think you r |
| Pump nation tomorrow! Secure some profits. I’m holding a bag of BTCI in at $32.12, as well as my monthly dividend AGNC. |
| Cracker barrel go brrr |
| upvote if you have calls downvote if you have putters |
| Because you said so? |
| I wish AEO didn’t do the titty graph |
| Googled their HQ a few months ago and immediately got puts |
| Everyone else is fake |
| Much rather own Silver than shitcoin, especially during times of economic uncertainty |
| the one eyed man is king in a world of the blind |
| There is a reason its called avgO and not bullO. |
| Need a 100x play here, fellas, don't be holding out on me. |
| Is NKE in value territory now, holy shit. |
| I'm talking about margin dilution. AVGO shifter to AI chips, which would compress the gross margin. That's why investors were not happy in November warning despite a strong beat and the next day we saw a drop of 8% |
| Should have bought more than 1 share of XRP yesterday.\n\n |
| Calls |
| The short interest on spy is high as fuck. |
| You actually genuinely believe this? I can’t… |
| Third mortgage coming out tomorrow now🧎➡️ |
| well xom bounced off 21ema and holding above so im bullish still |
| Yeah, I've been selling a like 935am for a few bucks. At the very least its a small, very volatile hedge. |
| #AVGO flat LMAO🤌 |
| Exposing your brokeness. Lots of securities don't have enough liquidity for good put positions at a decent volume |
| flatter than Claudia Sheinbaums tits! |
| Theta gang gotta eat too |
| Lol |
| How did I become the smartest retard here? |
| Hope you don’t have any calls on anything other than oil if that happens. |
| AVGO random 10% 5pm |
| damn u bought the top, wait 190 and sell |
| Call and Put holders torpedoed |
| RGTI not dying bro. Got a friend who works there. Smartest mf I know and he’s bottom of the totem pole. This is a good entry. |
| You already have a bet going - RGTI to 500.0 before 05-Mar-2026 01:31 PM -05 |
| Nice , I bought puts |
| !banbet |
| Just wait till they makes their OS windows 12 subscription based, that’ll fix everything |
| $242 lol |
| Cooked.....well done. Send him to the glue factory\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xxhj5627j3ng1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d3296a2a60f6debae1617cf9dc6a7cab220cbb |
| NO DONT EVEN TRY IT ITS TOO LATE THE DAMAGE IS DONE |
| Could have bought APP instead of Microsoft 😤 |
| That's why I only trade at night |
| Rigetti should be priced at $8 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/FUCKNOOBS made a bet that MSTR would go to 149.5305 within **11 hours** when it was 142.41 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 14 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| trade futures |
| AEO why no tits jiggle? |
| Don't tell MM. walking out the casino with free coffee after a big shit in their toilet. I flushed |
| Buy the all world etf they said. Safe option they said. Sp500 will crash they said. Well fuck me I said. |
| My DD is that they've been too quiet for too long |
| Congrats AVGO thetagangers |
| Bullish af close. Bears about to be Thanos snapped tomorrow |
| Tomorrow this circus has to end \n\nTomorrow: Spy 690 |
| GoPro $2 🥴 |
| I DONT THINK ILL EVER POST AGAIN IM DONE THATS IT NO MORE |
| So much catastrophizing in here. Which is annoying, but also caused me to hedge with puts. So actually, thanks weirdos |
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| hope tomorrow market tank so i can buy other calls |
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| Bull you piece of shit, guess i'm holding this till death |
| Oill 100 a barel by friday |
| it's not that popular, at least in north america. The toxic chat primarily from turks doesn't help it grow. If you want, check out the netherlands rooms for the best game modes (imo) |
| Fuck you BULL, you're a digital casino. You should literally be printing money |
| like earnings did not happen today but 5 weeks ago. |
| Since when is trading daily considered day trading?! I thought this was a democracy! |
| No need to worry everyone, if Spy opens red tomorrow I will panic sell my March 20th calls and it will rebound to ATH’s shortly after |
| Theta for the win, superior theta power in the form of weekly premiums is op. |
| Can bull do the inverse initial move thing and shoot up to 10$ pls |
| Why didn’t you buy yesterday? Gl buying on a Green Day in this economy! |
| Did nothing at work today other than eating my lunch and being on my phone |
| Your question is right on time. The earnings has been released , a 2.05/2.02 beat , right? No open the chart and see the drop. Or at least there's no big green candle. |
| Just real dumpy at the end and after hours |
| When is earnings call? |
| You're in AVGO's hands now 🙏 |
| webull..more like weshit |
| 16 avg |
| wsb style |
| that's how the theta gang likes it compadre |
| First calls, then puts. |
| Highly regarded, warmest regards |
| O snap |
| Didn’t expect AVGO to end up flat |
| Bull is the only stock that could find a cure for cancer and go to 0 |
| Talk about a prop up job on spy, sheesh |
| REMY TAKING A NAP 🥰 |
| mmmm its your money |
| Bers touching grass and daisies from below |
| OH NO PLEASE DONT GO PLEASE STAY CASHFLOW WE LOVE YOU |
| Avgo 5% AH moon |
| market is flat on the week and down on the year and retards keep poking bears |
| Is AMZN gonna hold? 230 average here ✋ |
| After seeing avgo, got some SPX puts for tomorrow just in case this drops by 1% |
| Why won't you die RGTI go to zero |
| When are you going to post again. We are waiting |
| eHealth |
| Casino wind or you’re kicked out |
| Nflx 110 pls 😬🙏 |
| life is easier when you realize no one loves you\n\ni suggest you try it. |
| I need asts at 90 |
| https://preview.redd.it/prkimx6yi3ng1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96e61731e7d1d46725a7644edcc8be71517a6310\n\nSeriously?\n\nWhy did you do that? Look, I have kept the party going when the alcohol ran out. This one is going to be much harder getting you out of this. |
| Yeah that’s why they invested 30b |
| bro making money on stock market is so easy. you just pick line up/down and buy calls/puts on margin and when it goes in that direction like 0.5% that's double your money lol\n\nit's honestly so easy I have idea why I'm still working at mcdonalds |
| avgo 10b buyback through 2026. |
| just give in to THETA |
| 😒 funny… |
| AVGO's chart is so range bound that it's like nobody wants to make a fucking decision whether to drop below $300 or push $330. Hasn't cracked the SMA50 since last earnings. And their earnings were good, but honestly like nowhere even close to as impressive as Nvidia's. |
| Avgo not bad earnings, but not slam dunk either. Obviously it will rocket tomorrow |
| fuck, i gotta take profit here because trying to be disciplined or some dumb shit like that, fuck |
| All I heard was $100 and gamble. Which contract? |
| Oh we’re doing this again? Earnings beat and a tech stock drops? |
| In a year or two |
| It feels like tomorrow would be a red day even if there wasn't a war |
| Market go boing boing big dumpy big pumpy!!! |
| lol. Analysts consensus you say……. |
| Wake me up before you AVGO |
| Technically, both directions profited greatly today. I saw over 100% both ways. Cashed the calls at open, doubled the puts on the down trend but held too long and lost all the gains. \n\nLong story short, big potential no matter what direction you buy |
| yes. |
| The goal is to post bad earnings so you don’t go down |
| Don't know why I took bull calls with you morons |
| thamk you for your attemtion to tjis matter |
| Thank you!\n\nI was stressing about my puts |
| Theta: “Allow me to introduce myself” |
| Went calls because so many people here at puts its unbelievable. Our days are spent with 90% of wsb going OMG IT CANT KEEP GOING |
| earning isn't until 5pm\n\n |
| I collected premium and I ain't no MM....the audacity. |
| I’m doing a wellness call on Remy and sending the cops |
| lets go outside and touch grass bers\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/22a2oavli3ng1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eed0ab11cb57ee222c204100230dd1aac45fbc4 |
| Idk about bankrupt but they’ll most likely be in trouble before 2030, which is when they projected to be profitable with 1 trillion investment. |
| Broadcom just like nvda was apparently priced to perfection. Which means tmw it’ll crash 15%, |
| I cannot remember the last time OTM calls truly printed. MAG-7 calls a ripoff |
| Everything I bought and sold was at least two weeks out, most over 3 months. But they moved so fast, I got in and out. Had a ton of NFLX calls last week. Got so lucky on that one |
| simple: people sell NVDA to buy AVGO. What's so hard to understand? |
| Can’t wait for all those MSFT bears to get burned. Analyst consensus is literally +50% from here! |
| the majority of shareholders are retarded\n\nhistorically when a company launched an extremely competitive product that defies gravity, they just tend to wait for earnings, then fomo during earnings conference |
| AVGO just stuck in limbo. Wtf. Gay |
| I'm not invested in AVGO, but I am invested in seeing a tech company not get sharted all over the walls for posting blowout earnings for once\n\nMaybe the market can finally start going up again\n\nAlthough tbh this was actually a pretty tame earnings. Maybe that's why they're not dumping, they posted just okay numbers |
| Some dude bought on Monday so you're alright |
| Look at this marketgraph |
| Go on VEEV, pump pls |
| I MADE A COMMENT SAYING I WASNT GONNA POST HERE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND NO ONE EVEN WAS LIKE OH NO PLEASE DONT GO PLEASE STAY CASHFLOW WE LOVE YOU\n \nIT WAS A TEST AND ALL OF YOU FAILED MISERABLY. DONT EVEN TALK TO ME ANYMORE IM NOT GONNA POST HERE EVER AGAIN |
| Trying to make sense of how that will work |
| Very similar to one - although competitors such as anthropic / claude (and even OpenAI itself) are actually starting to produce real output. Claudes output is insane -- the large majority of good engineers I know are now paying over $200 / month to anthropic - and very happy with the value. It's \*cheap\* at $200 / month.\n\nThat's not going to stop - it's cheaper to use / hire an AI and offload the work to it vs hiring someone. The quality of code it produces is better than most engineers you'd pay $50-100/hr for and you have far more control.\n\nIt's doubling in quality every \~7 months and getting cheaper. Within 3 years it's estimated the models will be 99% more efficient. If we're "on par" with engineers right now, in 3 years it'll be better and cheaper.\n\n\---\n\nClaude recently wrote a working C compiler from scratch for a cost of \~$20k. That's insane. Previously they would cost millions |
| fully ported Bull at $60. when will I recover ? lol |
| And the crowd goes meh. |
| LOL |
| literally no one who is reading this cares about dividends |
| AMPX is so fucking BALLER, they released their earnings a day early. |
| Everyone celebrating 🎉 🥳\n\nMe, with GOOG ☠️🪦 |
| As an NBIS investor, we like to call CRWV shitweave. |
| Spy takers and spy giveth. Up 1k to break even on 2 plays…. Oh well |
| Stock is trading around 315, and you bought 400c? 🫵🤡 |
| Next wars: Ecuador, Namibia, Penguins |
| Honestly you should have just bought leveraged bear shares so you can sell during asian market panic |
| lol |
| Something, something, circle jerk , busting, blueball bagholders... |
| I got no-scoped right there at the end, fuck that closing candle so much 🥲 |
| bro stg it doesn't matter if earnings are good or not if I own the stock in dumps on earnings. every time |
| AVGO IS DISGUSTING |
| Raising guidance. Shares buy back. Lmao. None of them enough to save my calls |
| IBRX and SLS |
| BULL looks at HOOD its like why not me? And I feel that |
| The u.s. is a ponzi scheme for billionaires bro |
| Saucy. If we get a giga pump tomorrow I'm rich. If not I'm looking at real estate behind the burger place |
| Prediction: The war will descend into a quagmire (especially if boots hit Iranian soil) and Irans strategy of disrupting oil trade will be partially successful, causing some economic pain globally. Buying puts after any pump will be a viable strategy the next few weeks. |
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| Oil back to 76 Donald please do something |
| the people yearn for a pump |
| Just pass around the money again, you’ll be fine |
| I closed out some ASTX shares for 1.8k and now im holding on to my ASTX 50C to see how it rides. I also have positions on unity and reddit, leveraged amazon and then a bit of Microsoft. Call options are cheap as hell for some expiries a week or two from now so nothing points to it not being worth the 100$ gamble per contract |
| No there’s a lock period leading up to IPO that prohibits further investment |
| IV was low before AVGO earnings, only predicting a 4% move, and even that was too much. amazing how smart the market is |
| Rip BULL. No hope of recovery. Only down forever |
| Broadcum limp dik \n\nLOL |
| Surely the market tanks as this sub predicts WW3 for the 100th time in three years. Just like it tanked with Venezuela and the first Iran bombing |
| Guidance was “hot”. En fuego |
| who is margin? All I see is numbers go up. |
| avgo chart just like their fukin company logo |
| I agree but im too scared to voice my opinion\n\nBut only cause everyones being auch a negative nancy |
| AVGO with PE of 66 and 1% beat is up after earnings\n\nNVDA with PE of 40 at time of earnings crashed 5% next day\n\nMake it make sense |
| feelin like john nash from a beautiful mind |
| No particular news that I’m aware of. I’m currently selling ATM calls. |
| https://preview.redd.it/a7wu39i6i3ng1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bad63659a97f807a498dcec9f21a005542aecf9e |
| CVNA gonna kiss the 2s tomorrow. |
| BULL is a generational level of cooked |
| You sold, didn't you. 😂 |
| Iv crush of perfection so mms can collect premium from both sides this is truly a work of art |
| should I make a post about my SGOV monthly div payout gains?? |
| why is everyone talking about avgo they're within 10% on 1d, 5d, 1m, ytd and 6m. the run is over they're just a company now |
| AVGO needs to make up its mind and stop giving me a heart attack |
| Bol your time is up |
| Ban me you clown!!!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/7sy8mfc1i3ng1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf92980774fc8dcf2c83f891cc837410ecf72522\n\nWebull rugpull |
| Been watching the same pattern and my gut says we're due for another leg down, especially with earnings season wrapping up |
| They must've made companies not be able to run up the oil price until after the market closed |
| lol market cant tell what to make of avgo earnings. |
| AVGO will dump on the call when Hock Tan can't justify his 200 million a year compensation |
| #I can’t be the only one here holding 670 puts that I bought at the bottom yesterday, am I? |
| Good call, know your limits |
| I bet that red candle gave someone a heart attck |
| You already have a bet going - QQQ to 595.42659 before 04-Mar-2026 08:50 PM -05 |
| My AVGO $400C may be a toss now. |
| !banbet |
| AV-do-not-pass-GO |
| you sound ber curious to me |
| Wayyyy too bullish for a conflict far from over… puts |
| Up $2,600 today. Too bad Microslop is killing my leaps. I need a nice +10% day from them. |
| 🚀 oil 🚀 |
| I am down 20k on this pos. Decide to cut loss last week and never look back |
| Atr AVGO earnings out alr?? Why isnt it choosing a direction?? Are we waiting for guidance |
| Honest question, how is Apple sideways today? Seems like the neo is going to be huge. |
| could’ve made a lot of money today, too bad I’m retarded\n |
| I actually am going to. These past few days, and last week were so exhausting. Prices were bouncing around like crazy. I need a break |
| 👆Lmaooo look at this retard |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Bro! |
| It’s gonna moon u retards |
| Oh good my puts are saved! |
| This probably prints ngl |
| and AVGO is flat! Guess it all depends on the earnings call. Anyways, buying LEAPS tomorrow. |
| i sold a 350c call spread for a measly $60\n\ncollected 6000 pennies in front of a steamroller ill take it |
| What a coincidence, so did I! We must be quantumly entangled. \n\nPuts on RGTI 💀 |
| I can't miss out on anymore Space gains lol just been watching them fly for like a year. Faded the dip on ASTS so hard\n\nLooking to ape a fat position into RKLB tmr |
| AVGO flat as always |
| OpenAI isnt going bankrupt. Relax. |
| AVGO cant pick a direction |
| OTM calls biggest scam ever |
| No buy an ITM LEAPS call and then sell OTM weeklies using it as the collateral. Diagonal spreads or poor man covered calls |
| Oh you know that won’t happen |
| BRO JUST PICK A DIRECTION |
| There were more red days than that, you're looking at red *candles* where it closed lower than what it opened at. We had a few days where it was "green" but still lower than the close of the previous day. |
| stay safe babe |
| It’s had a great week, although a brutal close today. I’d go with someone not so far out of the money, but this could work |
| Today was very neutral **😐.** |
| Today was a dead cat bounce. Tomorrow drilling continues until Namibian goat milk supply/demand imbalances recover. |
| Thinking those red candles were just a precursor, the market is antsy |
| such dog doo. thanks for nothing avgo. |
| Ok bol that was funny ngl, here comes the drilling |
| IV crush is the winner |
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| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/9tacos made a bet that NVDA would go to 220.0 within **1 week** when it was 196.448 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 16 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I tune out whenever someone talks about value stocks. Someone should ask what the definition of a value stock is. |
| Well. My avgo calls seems to be ded. Hopefully JD delivers |
| What app is this? |
| I held puts through today. One of us is fuk |
| even better, they turn their customers into semiconductors with all the heavy metals in their food |
| Avgo essentially flat lmao 🤣 |
| Avgo iv crush absolute beauty |
| Where's all that Google money? |
| That lyin bitch Pam Bondi |
| Bruhs what if they made an ai that only hallucinates |
| I just farted damn |
| avGUHo lmao |
| May I interest you in some calls? |
| Hey guys I think for the rest of the day I’m not gonna really post here. I hope you have a good rest of your day without me. \n \nMe and remy might post tomorrow will see okay have a good day. \n \nAlso please no tags or mentions because I won’t be able to reply because I’m not posting here today |
| Iranian drones are attacking $avgo 🚨 |
| AVGO HAVIN A STROKE |
| Avgo almost gave me a heart attack |
| I hope we r not down tmr. |
| you mean sell an ITM put? |
| What he do |
| How did you make your $1,000 today, fellow regard? Please do tell. |
| Today was glorious day, a big beautiful day, there haven't been many days as beautiful as today was. Tomorrow will be a great day, a day like no other day before it. People will look back at tomorrow and say "can you believe it!" A day like no other. |
| But we will lead in AI. |
| This AVGO red candlwe wrecked my ass |
| Lol, someone sold their AVGO at 308 |
| Gopro is up 20% a.i licensing news drops soon |
| Okay thanks, sadly BULL just started to drop too 🙁 |
| Pretty easy for Bull. |
| They algos don't know what to choose lol |
| I only just realised how similar avgos chart looks like to NVDAs over a year \n\nSame Batman mask in October / November |
| First 10 moves are always fake |
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| "Dow closes more than 200 points higher, S&P 500 rises as traders look past Iran war."\n\n\nYeah ok. CNBC declares the war over |
| Holy fucking shit I’m actually going to have to take my $BULL bags to the grave with me |
| Going to loop Eye of the Tiger as I listen to the AVGO er... we got this 😅 |
| worth a shot, not a bad stock to hang onto LT, dipping now a bit into the 318's and as low as 311 I saw |
| The last this month |
| Just buy ITM and sell calls against it |
| You can not tell me AVGO is not about to pump 10%\n\n |
| never did. was always about forecast |
| Hock Tan spit on that thang |
| 8% isnt the moon you loser |
| That's what I keep telling myself |
| Privatize the gains, socialize the losses |
| you need to hit refresh bro\n\n |
| Lmao Bol sell now and get out |
| Very baconey. A great choice. |
| avgo\n\n\nEPS 2.05 actual, 2.02 expected, 1% beat\n\n\nRevenue 19.311b actual, 19.14b expected, 1% beat\n\n\nEPS up 28% yoy, up 5% qoq\n\n\nRevenue up 29% yoy, up 7% qoq |
| jesus fkn christ |
| they sell semiconductors now? |
| jeezus avgo |
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| beating rev and earnings doesnt matter at all anymore |
| fuckinng pos avgo. thank god i did not buy calls on this or add to position |
| First move is fake, here comes AVGO |
| ASTS, gimme a quick -10% day so I can buy back that CC and close the new put |
| well, we have a Nostradamus here |
| Wow, good call |
| Webear |
| he was right |
| Come on avgo dip below 300 so I can buy leaps |
| Bye Broadcom, another red overnight; probably green af tomorrow too cuz that’s apparently how this works |
| Webear lmao |
| AVGO PUMP FROM HERE |
| Which stock did you sell them on? |
| Who are the market makers? |
| Remember with calls, they may be risking less capital than you in the worst case. |
| Well I’m glad I sold those CCs on Webull now. What a garbage stock |
| Holy V |
| AVGO Pre-moon candle. |
| Webull isnt very bullish |
| yet again, like NVDA, AVGO calls screwed \n\nout of money calls are such a big scam. 99.95% of the time they expire worthless |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Don't worry, they'll say "ai" in the AVGO call and then we pump 30% overnight |
| back alive? decide urself |
| Avguuuuhhhhh |
| It was the obvious thing to do right |
| Nahhh wym, VIX down 10%, that means things aren’t as scary as they were! :’D |
| BULL is such a shit stock, my goodness |
| AVGO flat? knew it |
| Honestly kinda think AVGO pumps from here this dump is very tame |
| Genuinely sit out the rest of the week |
| i swear i saw a huge AVGO candle before the dump |
| GAY SEX ALERT ON $AVGO |
| Guh!!!! |
| Fries--> bag |
| I own vinyls that are worth more than bers’ ports. Lawl |
| Flat or same as tgt... Not sure what to play yet, but either way will write here |
| lol |
| Red on the head like the dick on a dog |
| well fuck my CSPs and my account. |
| Then a reasonable idea (something I use) will be to stop loss half of your position at 5% loss and the remaining at 10% loss. If it hits, it is what it is, you move on. If you do this always, you keep your max loss to ~7.5% |
| Oh yeah my bad. Not spx, but this would work for actual stocks. For spx, just buy leaps |
| Straight of homos isn’t as important as everyone says. |
| Cracker barrel went to the moooooon |
| Completely blown!!! Good thing I didn’t buy puts. |
| avgo green in 2min |
| Of the last 12 trading days on SPY index, 2 were red days.\n\n\nLet that sink in. |
| How’s your baconator today? |
| broadcom assassinated |
| theta day. thank god I did not buy AVGO calls |
| AVGOne 😭 |
| Every move in this market is fake |
| But that's like 2M people |
| avgo so ded it goes out of the screen lol |
| Market Makers |
| Beautiful Avgo dump |
| Avgo killing the vibes |
| time to exit the casino |
| he gonna stay poor |
| *nice things, we cannot have...* |
| and AVGO goes red! We have a code red |
| What a week huh |
| Lmao bull |
| Im betting 682 open, maybe maybe |
| ded ded rip avgo |
| Took out a second mortgage for webull earnings lets go💪 |
| Webull you whore 🤬🤬🤬 |
| yo is dead now alive now dead what happening |
| Tomorrow—> red |
| Wow that was quick |
| Am yisrael chai |
| AVGUH |
| More like AVNO |
| Holy shit this AVGO movement. |
| AVGO struggling |
| Someone ought to have shouted "What if the American people don't want data centers and AI?"\n\nIt wasn't a business negotiation where one side loses, because the American people were on the other side of the deal. |
| RIP $BULL lmao |
| I’ve made all the right moves this week, calls and puts, all timed well. I’m scared. |
| Sydney ain’t flat |
| Uhhhh AVGO? You good? |
| AV-GUH |
| Calls it is |
| 14.40 EOW |
| Do some research. Rigetti has 1 “customer” a school in India. 🤔 |
| Nah with earnings next week you’re good imo. Still undervalued |
| Real shit |
| Too bad indeed \n |
| I own 50 shares at $ 50-something; it's painful not to be able to average down on that lol. Right now, I have $140s expiring Friday that I should have sold a week ago. It's not too out of the money, but I am running out of time fast, hoping I can sell them at open tomorrow and break even.. |
| sure bro |
| Bought my put right before close. Congrats on losing money |
| Who is they? |
| still lower lows, lower highs |
| Aged like cat piss |
| They cut the feed real quick lmao |
| 30% avgo selloff from 400s overdone |
| Hi. I'll be your server this afternoon. Would you like to hear about how tomorrow is going to be the reddest day of the year or just the lunch specials? |
| 3.28 in buying power? Maybe find a better job loser |
| Everyone’s complaining but I don’t see the problem\n\nAre they not 99% portfolio diversity in asts? |
| Because nobody who actually needs a computer would buy an ipad as a substitute |
| Inevitably red tomorrow, they won’t allow two days like this |
| Oil pumpin like silver lets get it |
| lol you and your friend lost a lot of money today on those puts lmfao |
| Do those gamecuck losers ever get tired of watching other people make money |
| when straight of homo opened again\n\nthe shrek will be legendary |
| I guess I gotta be content with the minuscule covered call premiums for my GOOGL position |
| They are all like that |
| It would best for AVGO yo beat and raise so this train stays on the rails |
| Did you say thank you! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| I guess never bet agains tits, lesson learned |
| Semiconductor narrative has to remain in tact for midterms to pan out for GOP... AVGO obvious green earnings |
| why is path so ass man, shoulda waited to port that hoe |
| What'd she say at the end??\n\n |
| AMPX popcorn time |
| haha. looks like they beat on top and bottom but issued slightly weaker guidance so i guess that's the mixed reaction. |
| He was right |
| User name checks out |
| lol AVGO was 420 in AH at one point |
| It's not like those at all.. IT'S NEO! (Same, when I saw the announcement was much WTF this is nothing new at all) |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| pivot deez nuts, Michael burry said while being hit by a bus, and LIGMA btw. |
| First they cooked the job numbers.\n\nNow it looks like they want to cook the dead troops in pointless war numbers. |
| Turns out, to the surprise of no one, you don’t know what one is \n\nLmfao |
| I was even and then lost 35% again today LOL |
| Institutions are the biggest panic sellers of all, for that exact reason. Even a hint of selling and they all dump at once because they have automated stop losses |
| THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE AT THIS THING! |
| It’s been too good the past three days, tomorrow gon be red |
| Bullshit believe it when I see it (currently holding calls) |
| type of guy who has conviction CL will hit a high of $110 by end of march and bets on dogshit illiquid polymarkets instead of trading CL?!?!?!? |
| wen avgo guidance |
| thank you for your sacrifice\n\nSPY +40% tomorrow |
| I hope lol |
| Same for PATH |
| AEO flat |
| It one of the biggest in my portfolio (silly ik) |
| who ended the war? |
| Check the chart |
| Handjobs |
| Feels like raging bullishness is coming back in full force QQQ SPY |
| microguh |
| As is tradition |
| Fading already? |
| Over 500 of the 535 sitting members of Congress have taken money from the Zionist lobby. There's no way they're going to vote to stop Trump from attacking Iran. The AIPAC Democrats are going to pretend to oppose the war though, as usual. |
| Tariffs, Epstein and ai are outdated now, and war is ending. What is next |
| Spy poots.\n\nCash out my KO covered calls and reroll.\n\nPush buttons, get paid. |
| MSFT spent 6 hours slowly grinding up and 30 mins to give it all back |
| Cum again? Check the chart |
| Not today they weren't if I picked the opposite direction I would have like 5x'd my money. |
| I've been playing the market like a fiddle over the past couple of weeks. Too bad I don't know jack shit about playing the fiddle. |
| The AI knows me better because when I start a new conversation it greets me as - \n\n"Hello Regard, What meme shall it be this time?" |
| Orange man please don’t open your mouth |
| You misread that, it’s 99 percent, and yes… you should be worried |
| Yea |
| Depends on your risk. If it's a small position, I would say keep it as an insurance to a possible oil price spike in the US if this war drags on for a long time. If its a big position, either downsize or accept the risk that it may remain the same or even drift lower once the war is done |
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| Time to pivot |
| wtf are u talking about? |
| How ? |
| It was 8 days ago and still is today, check that chart |
| Get ready for another ASTS 🚀 tomorrow |
| I take it RGTI is back to making pasta? |
| AMPX BABY AMPX!!!! |
| "Ali Hosseini Khamenei was never my friend" - Dana White |
| shoulda averaged up on oil like i was tempted to do\n\nanyway, it's probably still ok |
| Watching Donny dunk on bears is my favorite past time |
| We’re ODTE 687 puts 10x bagger? |
| alright I’m holding calls through the night. \n\nBring out the bers, this is their only time to feel alive. |
| Got some 3/20 calls but got in pretty late |
| lol all of iran losses recovered. one-day selloff |
| Orange taco will bail them out |
| The biggest, best pump and dump ever. |
| sell sell sell |
| Looking like Okta's gonna flip green (sigh) |
| Oil has infinate value |
| Wait you’re up $4.5m what are you holding for? |
| Just jorkin 🥭 around |
| I can confirm, I was manipulated |
| You are a clown now, no need for exit liquidity or dump. Stay poor. |
| 0dtes getting azz fked both ways by Theta gang. |
| Puts! |
| Wait till you find out about money and guns |
| Oil has infinate value |
| I bought around 15 but have averaged down to 11.69 lol fuckers. |
| lol MSFT dump. what happened |
| GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT AVGO. |
| Buy leveraged shares and sit on them, or longer dated calls, they will print - current shit seems controlled short term |
| 5pm est |
| Another day, another bag full of worthless lottos. |
| Calls got slaughtered in 30 minutes |
| WE MADE IT!! |
| Hard times lead to gay crimes |
| BREAKING: Scientists say it'll take at least 50 more years to make any sense of the bear thot process |
| It's about the margin compression. Not about beating anymore. Didn't you learn from last NVDA earnings too? |
| This roundtable more ghey than two dudes buttfucking |
| Unfortunately shes just gonna lie and make shit up under oath, where nothing will come of it. Her entire career has been protecting/shielding pedophiles and she sure as shit aint stopping now |
| Never let a good crisis go to waste |
| may we both celebrate early. |
| avgo long |
| Meaning you assume it’s appropriate to hold? |
| i'm struggling to understand how AAPL thought macbook neo won't eat into ipad and macbook air sales |
| This round table is just a circle jerk of people taking turns to suk mango’s kok 🤣🤣🤣 |
| AAPL sucks so fucking much... |
| Braude cum |
| I also read this but don't understand the logic behind this. Is he saying Nvidia will just buy public stocks after the IPO? |
| Why after close pump? New ath tomorrow? My puts fak? |
| So… somehow ended up with 5x the IBRX shares that I actually wanted. Average price is near the low of the day, but damn. Didn’t really want this dog shit stock but there we are. \n\nHoping for a nice exit tomorrow. |
| I bought puts |
| Why do you always use WSB as your platform to suck off 🥭? None of your comments are about options trading or the market, just how much 🥭you can swallow. |
| let's ride |
| May the best man win! |
| let them drink, damn |
| Can nflx hit 110 holy |
| Did you explicitly ask for Powell's hair or did AI know what you were getting at? |
| MSFT guh |
| why aapl and googl not joining the party? |
| Bers just got hit with an EMP and will be defenseless against full scale Shrek dickening |
| What happen to Goog and Apple? |
| You already have a bet going - RGTI to 500.0 before 05-Mar-2026 01:31 PM -05 |
| MSFT and GOOGL |
| Nah man I’m with you here, looks like we’re toast |
| !banbet |
| You can do a spread |
| Still time to change that |
| Shouldn’t give them anything |
| There goes my banbet |
| avgo ded. |
| My XCOM calls have a 95% chance of hitting |
| You already have a bet going - FOUR to 65.0 before 04-Mar-2026 04:17 PM -05 |
| !Banbet AVGO 340 1d |
| Wen Avgo |
| Russia is fighting a ground war against NATO essentially. The US is launching missiles at hospitals from 200 miles away. Be serious. |
| i’m on the same boat w you. I’m just gonna let my calls ride exp next week |
| C’mon VEEV |
| CRACKER BARREL MOASS |
| # Bols love drinking UTI piss recreationally\n\n# 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 |
| I bought puts |
| today was the first day in what feels like 6 months that AVGO ended green |
| My uranium and oil port looks like im playing command n conquer in the market. |
| Make it 750. |
| MAKING AI COMPANIES ENERGY COMPANIES IS THE FINAL STEP TO MAKE TECH CORPS THE NEW SOVREIGNTIES!!! |
| rddt please be back |
| lol webull . who here bought at $60 |
| Be careful, may back to $160 again for no reason |
| You already have a bet going - AVGO to 345.0 before 06-Mar-2026 10:52 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Thinking of picking up some EWY. Thoughts? Need exposure to international markets |
| Remember when Russia invaded Ukraine, and insisted it was not a war, but a special military operation? Pepperidge Farm remembers. |
| I’m not convinced AEO will stay green…but that could also just be wishful thinking for my puts |
| You already have a bet going - AVGO to 341.0 before 05-Mar-2026 07:52 AM -05 |
| They won’t give us AVGO earnings til QQQ option close at 4:15. 😤 |
| !banbet |
| 3/3 today but not holding any puts overnight. I feel conflicted |
| For who? |
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| Unfortunately looking kinda bullish ah. |
| I bought XOM at 155 a few days ago expecting it to go really high. But I assume it won’t, so do I sell at a lost tomorrow? |
| Godspeed! Wish u the best fellow AVGO bull. |
| Lmao that AH bounce do be bouncin |
| YES BAN THE DATA CENTERS!!! FOREVER!!!! |
| Is the manipulation in the room with you right now? |
| Costco? |
| dear GOOG: what in the actual fuck. Come on. Get it together. Right now. Love, me. |
| Lost $11k trying to short this morning. Recovered $3k shorting end of day.\n\nGot one short open overnight. We'll get it back. |
| "never get in a land war in asia" |
| Anyone bought Rigetti, have fun getting your cheeks clapped |
| If people cared about RGTI making money they would have invested in a different company to begin with. |
| NVDA and SPY the same thing tbh |
| Same, I am buying both. I buy puts at the at the end of the day and calls in the morning. It’s so stupid and simple it’s actually working. |
| WAY TOO BULLISH IN HERE |
| Buls? Wat happened? My puts printed |
| we have been caught in weeks of bad news. So calls. |
| Maybe another 682 open, as a treat -- we closed 686 today yeah? \n |
| Thanks for the donation! |
| What's the word called when you keep shorting the market and it keeps going up..... That will be bers tomorrow when we hit 690 |
| WE'RE MOONING\n\n(now wait for guidance) |
| I think all of us are on board with her having to answer for her performance. |
| Get fucked bears! |
| \n\n\nIt's been so long since I've seen the almighty V shaped recovery I thought it was just a legend from a lost era of 0dte gambling |
| Bull is gonna grow over time. Look at all fintech it started slow and ramped up over time … |
| I feel an AVGO dump incoming and I have shares |
| Pre market dumps are a blessing lmao |
| "EVERRRRY ONE" |
| Love her just love her |
| can you change your pfp\n\ni got a headache |
| cracker barrel saving the market |
| Sam Altman should be hung |
| Hard times makes something something |
| Maybe but it always bounces back so damn hard. Every sell is always met with an instant buy. It clearly has to eventually rip higher simply because it's impossible for this market to stay down. Like actually impossible. No wait, beyond impossible. |
| It was up 4.5% on the day wtf are you talking about |
| Damn obummer. He's the reason we're in this mess with Iran. Well that and hunters laptop! |
| Believe it or not DUMP |
| Lessons learned today (again):\n\n1) Gay bears got obliterated\n\n2) Bitch gay bears' SPY puts expired worthless\n\n3) Gay bears bought more puts scheduled to expire worthless tomorrow\n\n4) Bears = Gay |
| Nobody tell him |
| Webull 🚀…we’ll see if it lasts. I’m a bag holder above 11$ lol. Looking to exit someday |
| Yeah, about 1 hour! |
| wen winning |
| Thank you wise man |
| 1972 |
| Ready for a 680\nOpen tomorrow! |
| AI |
| Has webull already posted? |
| AVGO is a $550 stock |
| AVGO definitely puts, learning from the last earnings report. Every good news is a bad news |
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| SOLAR IS |
| !banbet $AVGO 325 1D |
| This but unironically |
| Like coreweave? |
| RECESSION IS CANCELLED |
| IREN 🚀 |
| I havent seen bears this upset since 1945 |
| ouch, goodbye. have a fun week. |
| Sweet baby Jesus can't save you. |
| We were like 10-0 for 200 years. \n\nThen we went like 2-12 for 50 years. |
| You already have a bet going - AVGO to 353.07469999999995 before 05-Mar-2026 02:40 PM -05 |
| Mango having round table on AI and Energy. Q’s gapping up tomorrow to 616, and NVDA and OKLO calls is easy money. |
| !banbet\n\n |
| See you in a week |
| I bought at $10 and still feel retarded |
| fake dumps give me such joy\n\nbers really think the market goes down |
| for everyone wondering - it's basically flat on the day. |
| As said, rgti aeo, ez 2/2 (i am on fire when no money) |
| Hahaha |
| Same team. |
| seriously |
| Literally the 21st century equivalent. Good analogy. |
| You already have a bet going - AVGO to 400.0 before 06-Mar-2026 02:15 PM -05 |
| !banbet gonna need a little help here |
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| That's more from their earnings thing, TSLA levels BS guidance |
| In 2015 Obama gave Tom Homan the Presidential rank award for distinguished service for deporting illegal aliens. |
| Orbital sanders are great though. If you’re into woodworking |
| BULL was 60 dollars once? which retard bought that bag? |
| rigetti puts is a quarterly holiday |
| I love Green Day. Boulevard of Broken Dreams is the name of my profile |
| Oh MSFT you fucking bitch. I closed my trading platform mid day and just checked at close. Why do you do the things that you do, useless bitch. |
| Ber is rooting for Iran |
| $505c lmao |
| I will not!\n\nCan't give you ammo to make fun of me with if they don't print 😎 |
| Bears are in round 10 with no teeth and blood everywhere, but keep standing up because their skulls are too thick for their own good. Someone call the match.\n\nPS. I bought a few puts for tomorrow at 2pm. Just a we-tiny bit. |
| I'd say you have a 50 50 shot realistically. SPY likes to open green after closing green sometimes. |
| Crazy, was tempted to buy at 75 and missed it |
| Goddamn it RGTI why won't you die |
| shut up! My nerves are already hot |
| I changed it to 320p cause I got greedy |
| Imagine selling AAPL and GOOG to buy TSLA |
| the universe could do the funniest thing to you right now |
| is yahoo finance down? |
| I’m currently worth over 1 million doll hairs. |
| god i love WAR |
| Believe it or not, calls (aka I'm a bot) |
| #Russia can't win a war in 4 years when America won like 2 wars this year alone LMAO🤌 |
| EIS exposure to defense/aerospace is 7%, the other main Israeli indexes are around 10% (so EIS is less exposed to the military side), that is still some pretty significant exposure. You also have to take into account the fact that most of Israel’s tech stocks are (obviously) not military, but somewhat military adjacent in terms of revenue flow.\n\nAnd to be clear, I don’t think that a capitulation of Iran would be bad for the Israeli economy or even the main Israeli indexes. But, I don’t think it would rally 20% in one day. It would likely be a reallocation of capitol and a massive sector shift before starting a cycle of long term growth. |
| HERE WE GOOOO |
| almost 100% |
| Wen Avgo |
| congrats bulls, QQQ went from -3% YTD to -1.5% YTD! you done it! |
| AVGO bankrupt, finally i can come back tomorrow and be a filthy gay bear once again. |
| When I exit for 200% I’ll be saying “heyyyyyyyy sexy ladies ooh, ooh, ooh ooh” |
| AVGO will triple beat and guide higher but get raped by 20% decline. |
| if they announce even like $1B in share buyback, it will pump like crazy. that was the only thing people didn't like about Nvidia earnings. \n\n |
| MSFT you fucking pussy bro I swear |
| I haven’t touched earnings since the Cold War. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Loose-Weird-7234 made a bet that NVDA would go to 212.2 within **2 weeks** when it was 187.834 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| orbital data centers sounds exactly as retarded as you think it does |
| one comes here for a glimpse into the mind of the retarded |
| $BULL EPS 0.07$ - EST 0.02$ |
| NOT EVERYONES A PERMA BOL BRO |
| Let the doomsday drama begin |
| EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER! |
| wishing you luck brother ! in keeping that premium |
| Come on avgo pick a direction |
| XAi will commit 1.21 GIgawatts!\n\nMarty… we’re going to the future! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| What were you doing the before this? Cash or calls? |
| Wait earnings calls are at 5pm est right? |
| Bol reaching for rope |
| You forgot "Services behind Wendy's dumpster". That industry has seen huge job gains.\n\nOn a more serious note, I wouldn't put too much value in: \n\n* Polls since they are always wrong \n\n* Trump admin data releases since it's manipulated and will be rerated lower/higher depending on what the admin needs\n\n* News articles. No clicks since and taken with a grain of salt. Often 1 sentence hot takes with little substance because researched/verified/unbiased journalism is dead and has been replaced with ragebaiting, gaslighting, and aggressive triggering to get folks to click (because they get paid on clicks and eyeballs)\n\n* "Unpaid" investment advice. Probably better to inverse. Like whatever Cramer says, whatever Goldman Sachs says, whatever Bloomberg says [(pretty much bottom ticked the 2022 downturn)](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-10-17/forecast-for-us-recession-within-year-hits-100-in-blow-to-biden), whatever the permabears say, whatever cryptoscammers like Saylor says, whatever is at the top of wallstreetbets, etcetcetc.\n\nIf you want the odds to some shit then you look at the polymarket or betting odds since those mofos actually put money in the game.\n\nIf you want to know the economy is doing then go outside and touch grass. Talk to your family/friends to see how they are doing, go not to the mall but the nicer part of the neighborhood on FRI/SAT/SUN see if folks are still spending, and go to the airport to see if they are still packed. |
| War was bad yesterday, war was good today. Tomorrow I'm going more neutral, S&P -50.5% futes before open, .6% by close. |
| I sold AVGO 320ps. Let’s go up (just slightly) |
| EVERYTHING'S COMPUTER |
| Gary Oldman yell: "DisaaaaaPOOINTED" |
| Holding cash? |
| #AVGO went bankrupt LMAO🤌 |
| https://preview.redd.it/z9o7vsl5f3ng1.png?width=681&format=png&auto=webp&s=0dc97562345cdea1b37a63226b02ff0cfcd22dc2\n\n |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 420.69 within **1 day** when it was 391.855 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 185 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| We are going to drill to the core once the manipulation stops. You can run and pump, but you can't hide and pump |
| Somehow my puts made money today, legit scared for tomorrow at this point . |
| Korean market 💩 again it may be over for bul lmao |
| K-pop is taking over culture and bro's out here dropping 14 yo meme references |
| Cashed out 2 SPY 3/6 682C letting 2 ride let's go |
| Did you win today, son? |
| "[](https://www.financialjuice.com/#)Iran's strikes will intensify and expand in the coming days - Nour News, citing a statement by Revolutionary Guards." Wow, exactly at the close. What are the odds. |
| Microsoft, take a cialis pls |
| AVGO down 15% in AH off an earnings miss |
| Getting my asshole ready for the AVGO gaping im going to get. |
| Must be bad when you're running out of fake money to invest. |
| Not sure if you can buy it if non-EU, but dont do MAGS when you have MAG7.\n\nGo big or go home. |
| based on the plays below... AVGO to 325. fuck ya puts, and ya calls. |
| jeebus IREN, CHILL! LMAO |
| relax, you need to ZOOOM OUT\n\nthat's right, QQQ 5% down is way over due. |
| The war on Iran is so yesterday.\n\nToday is all about the new colors of the Macbook Neo.\n\nit comes in yellow!!! |
| But what about your bf? |
| Gotta love how all the gains over the day are reversed in last 60 min. Garbage market |
| I know how to count bro |
| That's not infinity though so dump |
| Why tf isn’t Jensen at this meeting |
| please save my AVGO CSPs |
| this is untradeable |
| 669 yesterday lmao |
| so as gey ber wen we invade greenland? |
| Ye I also loaded TF with Calls |
| AVGO filing for chapter 13 |
| Someone missed the bull run |
| They just subpoenaed Bondi in the house LMAO. Prepare guys we're gonna hear about how the dow is almost at 50k |
| Are oil stocks done? |
| What gave it away? |
| I’ve done much worse to Clippy |
| Watching UIPATH for their 11/03 earning release. Funny how much this company is being shorted (>20% for now) |
| That’s the face of a man who wants to drop some nukes before he dies |
| End of day ber punch, packs a wallop |
| AVGO has 76% institutional ownership... so hard to say, but they don't like to lose money like us. \n\n |
| Die corn die |
| alright koreatards plz pump this back up on 20x leverage |
| ASTS up a casual 32% since Iran war started 🫡 |
| Man I've been following for a while now and im realizing a chunk of people legit dont know what the fuck they are talking about, if you failed to make at least 1k today maybe you should stop trying |
| Bought 20k spy calls at close how fucked am I |
| That was it. Top is in. Thanks for playing boys. |
| EARNINGS BEAT +40% REVENUE |
| Ass tits to the moooooon |
| The only thing they can bomb successfully is themselves |
| Microsoft sucks donkey’s balls |
| Stonk |
| Wow. I closed red again. I am absolutely shocked |
| Biotech bear market could be over. Could slingshot back up to covid highs. Looking at idna ticker. |
| Great MSFT threw away all its gains in 30 minutes |
| LMAO AVGO |
| My balls say buy puts but my mind says cash out profits |
| CALLS CALLS CALLS\n\nLOCK IN |
| I have been waiting for this day for about 3 weeks now - it is so obvious that it is going up 7-15% |
| Silly bers you almost had us there for a sec |
| And just like that, the casino closed its doors forever, or what would seem like forever to the degens of WSB. \n\nSee u tomorrow! |
| As long as we can close this week over 680 I’ll take the W |
| Cicle jerk end. |
| There’s something about working with a boss who is really stupid that is really eye opening |
| What time is avgo call? |
| Feels like either\n\nAlgos excited for AVGO\n\nOr\n\nAlgos pumping to dump for Friday |
| CAN'T WAIT FOR AVGO |
| I love that one of you buttfucks down votes my every comment like I give a shit. |
| Broadcom already dumping |
| Somehow I made a few hundo by not doing anything today |
| The ghey bear dancing party will come… in due time.. 💃 |
| Dawg we all gonna die |
| Bers got clapped 10/10 fun |
| Guys I suspect TSLA is manipulated stock |
| We are only up today because it looks like America is winning.\n\nBears all day long want it go down which means they want to see America losing.\n\nBears are traitors to their nation and should be sent to the frontlines.\n\n(This comment was paid for by AIPAC) |
| Turgid for Broadcum. |
| The real stock market moves right after 4pm est time. Before that is just noise. |
| GOOGL DISAPPOINTING |
| For me, no |
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| drill drill drill to fucking narnia bagholder calls lost everything |
| hope you took all profits from today and better yet, got some puts. \n\nshit gonna go lower in this economy |
| > The reason for that is because they’re going to go public\n\nMisleading headline |
| Idiot! Calls! |
| Everytime I have an urge to play MSFT, I punch myself in the balls to remember why I shouldn't play it |
| Crazy MMs back to their tricks |
| how much are we talking brother |
| Yk AVGO about to pump %10 AH with how bearish it is here |
| Your lips to clippy's ears. |
| Almost as if the market was artificially propped up all day. |
| what would happen if nobody bought or sold anything |
| Alright so now let’s go ahead and drill down to this morning’s open and do it all again tomorrow, but THIS time I’ll hold my calls till 387 like a good boy. |
| Literally all positive cumulative volume since 10am when the fake pump started just got dumped in the last two minutes L0L, yea im sure it wasnt a fake pump. |
| Bastard... |
| I GUESS |
| 670 here we come |
| SLV seems like it has more downside to come |
| Oil supply routes and oil shipment being cut of in Straight Hormuz, Saudi Arabia oil refinery being shut down cause of a drone attack fire and oil prices going up🛢🛢. Well well it is time to get in on the safer oil specially after this massive -> merger <- between the 2 biggest ocean oil rig companies in the world with the biggest oil rig fleet now 🛢🛢🚀..( RIG and VAL ) ..Back log of many oil contracts...safe from geopolitics and wars..... The red scare week is over🛢🚀RIG |
| bol lel |
| Ah yes movements only after or pre. Good one. |
| Well I went with avgo puts |
| AAPL is more dog shit |
| And same as yesterday spy closed almost exactly what it was at 11:30 so us europoors with high leveraged ETFs lose out on all the price action |
| VXUS beats SPY lmao, was biscuit breaker a joke? |
| # BOLS GOT FUCKING PLAYED LIKE A FIDDLE |
| "Spain’s government denies cooperating with U.S. operations in Mideast, contradicting the White House"\n\n\- Guess who is lying here |
| Just bought my first put of the year. Green days ahead boys |
| Well… Rome lined their water pipes with lead… those bathhouse parties were wild and ghey.. 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Who says you are ghey? |
| That AH plunge is nasty |
| all in calls |
| Omg i closed green today. Cant believe it |
| They fuckn ripped out the tampon at the bell |
| When I saw it hit $9, I thought I was getting a steal. But it was me who was robbed 😭😭😭 |
| rip lmao |
| What in the actual fuck CRSR? |
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| ha ha ha dumb bagholder calls lost everything |
| Come back tomorrow folks |
| lol it actually might be over for Microsoft |
| YES |
| Or our end... |
| Let the real price action begin |
| Market close -7% today 🙁 |
| Let me guess, AVGO sudden spike 5% after hours then plummet an hour later |
| Iran bombing your portfolio next |
| SPY puts for tomorrow open. |
| absolutely zero chance :v |
| IDK BRO LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING OTHERWISE |
| How? You went all in Puts? 0 dte? |
| \*NOW LETS SEE AVGO TANK THE MARKET\* |
| Let’s do the -1% overnight thing again |
| buy calls next time, it's more fun making money |
| he vote for nuke then dropping the nuke himself /s |
| Daily high was literally 1 cent above I cooked so hard |
| i see this retard learned a buzzword |
| PENCILS DOWN |
| my anoos is ready for avgo earnings |
| SPY PUTS AND GLD CALLS!!! EASY MONEY |
| Let me guess, AVGO sudden spike 5% after hours then plummet an hour later |
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| ha ha ha call regards lost everything |
| CLEARLY IM FIRST (EVERYONE THAT COMMENTED BEFORE ME DELETE YOUR COMMENTS IMMEDIATELY) |
| I’m sure there will be no escalation at all this evening. |
| Honestly? Unity calls imo, company priced like they are worthless right now |
| Buying the dip last 2 days, easy money |
| AVGO .. be my savior 🙏 |
| Alright got some too |
| \>he's still posting in the DD |
| Mayonnaise not many people in here |
| >You can't count losses against gains\n\nI don't plan to lose\n\n>the government can deem it as you using it to gain income and tax you on it.\n\nYou'd have to be daytrading tens of thousands of dollars of profit on scalps for a couple months to even get close to the gov sniffing at you |
| Yk AVGO about to pump %10 AH with how bearish it is here |
| U sure? |
| agreed, we need this |
| Romaine Bostick is the best-dressed anchor |
| Exactly. I'm hoping it can just continue to stay double digit |
| But did you say thank you… 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Even Jensen thinks Scam Altman is shady\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7y8s7i08e3ng1.jpeg?width=108&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4531a258cfd5da1ee10dec6ac17c5c3c261e1827 |
| so fucking tired of this market |
| Is MSFT tanking because the windows 12 subscription thing turned out to be fake?\n\nDid the market love the idea of windows 12 AI subscriptions that much? |
| Whole lotta nothing |
| Wait until you hear about the Greeks |
| why does his head look so tumescent. has the market cap gone to his head lmao |
| But there aren’t shares of SPX are there? |
| Lost so much today |
| #im not gey |
| Someone doesn't want to lead in AI. |
| post trade ideas here, do the ones that get downvoted |
| I've been waiting for this flash crash literally all day and the moment it happens the bid on my VIX ETF stays absolutely unchanged, truly delightful |
| Lol am here 1 min early |
| money will lost, bols will say stupid things, bers will do stupid trades, water will be wet |
| all i see is a lower high |
| It will either go up or down |
| Whoa what is this place |
| look at all those ded bagholders |
| Just need a play for tomorrow that will +50% my port to make up for today. Maybe all in on puts then sell the dip into calls. |
| It’s all computer! |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/soclear1700 made a bet that NVDA would go to 190.0 within **2 days** when it was 182.676 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 9 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
Try to time your HOOD leaps around the time senate actually starts debating the CLARITY act.\n\n Just a moment... www.congress.gov |
| We have been bobbing in the same range for months. Infact this year is the smallest range to start the year EVER. Somethings cooking... |
| Where dude? |
| Roll another blunt, take another shot... |
| Take me back |
| https://youtube.com/shorts/Tq4r4oAcEtI?si=vn6iDqcvP4k5X0Up |
| I’m turning off this circle jerk press conference 🤮 |
| my other account is shadow banned lol\n\n1 view on every comment |
| Calls? |
| 667 tomorrow |
| AVLFGO |
| yes mr president pump my ports i dont give a fuk about Louisiana |
| Things are too quiet |
| Bro same i lost last months gain, stop loss got triggered yesterday by 3 cents bro wtf |
| What did you buy today |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Soossaaaa made a bet that NKE would go to 67.78450000000001 within **1 month** when it was 63.35 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 13 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Can someone please just tell me exactly what I need to do to make significant gains using very little capital in a short amount of time all while making sure there is basically no risk? \n\nI know I'm not asking for too much so wtf |
| wym AMD is up 6% today, MSFT is about to go red lmfao |
| Hysa was outperforming spy 😂\n\nCould have bought gold i guess tho |
| Good thing patel fired all the Iran experts literally a week before we started a war with them. |
| Farts and sharts! |
| Berocalypse |
| Sold my long at today’s peak 👌 |
| Jensen: This is the last $30 billion \n\nAlso Jensen: Furiously polishing more H100s to sell back to them for that same $30 billion. |
| More Wendy's employees should provide valuable public service such as you do. |
| Send us to 690 AVGO |
| All done, +$565 gains today 💪 steak dinners 😋 |
| after house should get *interesting* |
| Ghey bear approved! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Yep. The circular jig is up now. |
| FOUR MONTHS of distribution at ATHs and people think it's bullish |
| Kinda ghey, but I too have my puts. |
| Is everyone getting cold feet now that ai is actually being used to k*\\ people. Kinda like everyone said it would? \nOh no, the thing that was basically promised to happen is happening and although I did everything I could to ensure it did, I'm now not happy about it! |
| Goodbye |