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| Thats a better take than this because the output would more closely mimic the Salesforce product than one for TTD would mimic TTD.\n\n\nTDD'S value also isnt in the software but rather the extent of its integrations with the programmatic ecosystem. |
| I need like a $20k play tomorrow... hmmmm |
| This ceasefire is so 💩 even the people on that cult sub are calling BS |
| I switched to a cash account to day trade, no more holding overnight. 😤 |
| nah man I get the appeal but that's exactly when I get trapped lol. I've done the "load up at open" play too many times on geopolitical stuff and watched it dump by lunch. Not saying your wrong but the risk/reward just doesn't feel right to me rn. Maybe if we get another dip I'll reconsider but I'm sitting on my hands this one. You going calls or shares? |
| You guys ever notice bears at restaurants? Their orders all sound the same.\n\n\n"Just waters are fine. No haha, we're good on appetizers! I'm pretty full I don't want any dessert!" |
| “Jenkins: Democrats are already saying that this is taco—Trump always chickens out. Let me give you another acronym—Nacho—never avoids confronting hard obstacles.”\n\na new one for bulls to incorporate into their very limited vocabulary |
| Im mentally prepared for it to rocket now, I belong here. |
| Iran's mistake was making it at 10 point plan. that's too many for this administration. keep it to 3 max |
| I think I'm switch to oil futures, they seem to obey reason more |
| You need an updated picture; this scammer wears a big ol cross pin now as well |
| thank you for your donation |
| i have basically 2 days to salvage what's left of my AMD puts which are down -78%, so I need like a 15 dollar drop, if anyone can do it, it's AMD but I know it's had enough of getting beat up \n\namen |
| Bro we could literally wipe them off the planet, it’s not that deep. |
| That only means my spy puts will be useless |
| buy your groceries at the indian store. whole foods is like 10x the cost |
| Ffs Nvdia get back to 200 |
| But the gay remains open |
| Is this bers or the current admin? |
| Sold my TSLA calls at open at top, did I use up my last bit of luck for this year |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Austin_Destroyer made a bet that SPY would go to 670.0 within **12 hours** when it was 676.773 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Shut up retard |
| Nope. I think all of the problems in the Middle East are behind us. Phew! |
| $160k > $80k\n\nStonx. |
| If we have a 1% down day tomorrow to give up some of these gains, please sir mango |
| Will we get a tweet first or will we just see videos of bombs going off in Iran? |
| If we had told Iran in January "we're gonna blow up some of your shit, and in exchange, we'll let you charge a toll on the strait of Hormuz, keep enriching uranium, and we will lift all sanctions," they would have gladly accepted that deal. That's the deal Trump says we're mostly agreed on |
| Probably because they are using AI to rewrite all the code in rust, with more slop. Which may or may not break your future windows including drivers and other features. |
| Did Kegsbreath set the chatroom title? Wrong date. Lives are at stake here buddy. |
| Fucking gold |
| It's so funny 🥭 doesn't know what to do now. I bet he can't believe they already closed the strait again and made him look like a fat little bitch boy lol. |
| My last account got banned for saying some about the hospitals they decommissioned in the strip. |
| which is why you should be in nuclear all countries will be moving away from oil dependence the pandora's box has been opened |
| I'm mad when I lose 500 |
| Sure source is: basic logic, if I want to announce the Strait is closed but still collect tolls from the ships I want to go through, I charge the toll and tell them not to fuck up the whole thing by broadcasting it to the world |
| Pumping faster already. |
| Came here to talk about stocks. Not to feel. Anyway, sorry for the news. Puts it is. |
| They're all running from taxes. Which I don't blame. In California, if you live in LA, you're giving up over 30% of your paycheck for taxes |
| Looks like war is back on the menu, boys |
| Bankruptcy, is my legacy. \n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER\n\nPresident DONALD J. TRUMP |
| well thats just stupid. |
| Where’s all the META Millionaires hiding? I know they are out there just by looking at the volume of calls that expired today. \nWhat’s like knowing insider information? \nJust once I’d like to be in on it. |
| Tesla said it’s not done yet |
| That is probably what it is doing. Strait to 2k, here we come(just not through the strait of Hormuz… it’s closed) |
| Fuck cancer |
| It takes two to taco 🤷 |
| fancy seeing you here kim how's the daughter |
| Probably a smart move. You can always get back in if we get above 6800, or make a new high |
| Iran has such an upper hand now. They can now use the Strait against Israel bombing their ally. Before Mango man, this wasn't even on the table. They were handed the golden key. |
| Sorry for the news. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rneb1gkpl1ug1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab95e59c1a492469d76e0fefc632c4fb16becb2c |
| That's literally how you spell straight |
| I dont even think i gotta consider it lol it just does, puts are a 20 min incursion but they work well if you actually get out |
| close your anoos or I shall taunt you another timeuh >:( |
| Have a couple of Friday 130 Oil calls that I bought at close, Oil pumping slowly |
| Lately California, Michigan and Ohio have been invading. |
| Interesting when you think about a true bers logic. They want more jobless claims, higher inflation, more bombs to edge out a few more percent. I’m a ber because I’m young and want more long term opportunities and couldn’t care less about a boomers port. |
| Strait of horbussy who wants some gay bears 🐻 🌈 |
| i went in only 3k at close you're wild |
| reality has a bearish bias and the market hates bears |
| Wanna hand jive? |
| If it’s such a sure fire win for the u.s. and they have no bargaining power than why is this still going on? |
| lol and if the indices were moving crazy during cash session that would indicate its even more dangerous.. whats ur point |
| Bibi do you love me ? Are you bombing ? |
| Doctor called me today\n\nHe said “Your dog has cancer”\n\nGolden Retriever. 8 years old |
| https://preview.redd.it/w3g4le1ll1ug1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cb59927b5fa97b19ff8e7cea10b0f4085a16921 |
| fair i thought of that scenario as well. |
| There's still gonna be a massive gap in shipments that weren't able to leave during the war. For reference, the boats that left in early to mid May are just hitting louisiana |
| > Hegseth : “They will either give it (970 pounds of enriched uranium) to us, or we’ll take it.”\n\n> Iran: We sent it to NK for some "bespoke" missiles. Will give it to you later. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/PottedGantt** bet **NVDA** goes from **181.24** to **175.0** before **10-Apr-2026 06:25 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet NVDA 175 2d |
| Where might one obtain these visualizations?? |
| I didn't say all it could do was code I said what you said that it's used to expose cracks in security and software. I was just pointing out that it wasn't a sentient being or something because you called it a god AI and many people are confused about the difference between artificial intelligence and automated intelligence. |
| I have Friday USO calls, amen |
| Somehow this is comforting |
| What's wrong with the futes why havent they gone up +/-2% yet? |
| I guess reality doesn’t matter anymore |
| I did you dumb fuck |
| Why doesn’t it look forward to 100 years and pump to 2000 |
| Agreed, but if corn prices double, they would be equal to what they were in 2022 and 2012. So we can look pretty directly at what the impacts of corn prices doubling would be because that has happened. |
| Prove it. I am genuinely curious what your sources are coz apparently you can see what everyone can't. |
| Iran: “Bet”. |
| Guhhh |
| # SONS OF EL |
| I guess the prospect of swapping open strait, no atom program and no toll fees for open strait, atom program and toll fees enticed them somewhat |
| I’ve got chills |
| Is t this what happened last time ceasefire agreed by both sides Israel decides to attack the next day |
| Ulysses Posting |
| Why would they not. That was the whole deal. |
| 50% of Florida is former new yorkers, Connecticut and Massachusetts wasps |
| ❌ The straight is closed ❌ |
| # BULLSHIT! STOP LYING TO YOURSELF TIMMY |
| Calls it is |
| I got 3k of qqq puts. 582p for 4/17....don't think the calm is gonna hold. ViX and Oil still looking to spike.... |
| \>Mang fakes the Feb jobs report to hide recession \n\>Causes Fed to hike rates in April |
| half in 4/10 and 4/15 |
| Girl gimme dat gap fill...girl gimme dat |
| Neither the US nor Lebanese government agrees with that nonsense. |
| I hate mango with a fiery passion, and exercise that hatred by riding each TACO. I see the train speeding toward the cliff, but the best parachute is $$$. |
| I bought puts for friday. Amen. |
| Gotta wait till old supply purchased for $X is emptied out. \n\nNew supply will be bought at lower price ($Y) and then sold at lower price to customer |
| I got gas for 2.75 today |
| Yes but my puts expire tomorrow dummy |
| Iran could do something funny and include the release of Epstein files in the deal |
| He’s a Yankee, which commonly like to carpetbag Florida. |
| Man I feel that |
| Buy more |
| Bagholder spotted |
| 47??? Holy fuck dude needs to get out this sub, stick to /r/investing |
| WOW GRAPE |
| spoiler, they won't |
| Would it be safe to say Trump is a Florida Man? |
| I should call her. |
| Vietnam war lasted 21 years |
| I have returned from ban-land and the war is over!! (You're welcome) |
| He’s going to buy Intel |
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| OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL |
| Yeah fuck it I’m in ha ha 😆 |
| Fuck i wanted to buy leaps too. Seeing this make me quit |
| Uhhhh I just bought the top |
| But that's no fun |
| I'm watching Grease and it's pretty electrifying |
| Guess I’m going to need some lube because my USO Puts are fked! |
| These fucking grocery stores putting "low price" stickers on stuff that's more expensive than last month \n\nAlso tomorrow is the 9th, short wsb AI |
| So oil dumps, 20% in a single day and gas prices don’t move… |
| I like their food (not the Queso) and would never buy their stock either.... Too boring for me.. LOL |
| Same. $480. Plan to make money not lose money on it. |
| You're in the wrong thread traveler |
| How are you exactly leaving the casino while you are up of you stated you are down from 80k? So overall red from what I read. |
| What expiration |
| Bruh, am riding 582 puts on the Q's for 4/17 and expecting to print. This should do just fine, imo. Good luck 😂 |
| The red dildos were inside you all along 🥹 |
| There are many ships that went through not visible on that tracker |
| I think it's a mix of manipulation and pure denial |
| You're both right. |
| Oil executives aren’t alarmed of price hikes because the consumer pays that\n\nThey’re alarmed that they would be funding A LOT of money to a country that actively hates them |
| Who’s gonna stop them? |
| Yesterday inscribed TACO in stone. |
| Bibi at it again huh |
| My 4 weeks swing had me going from 300k -> 211k and now back -> 292k today. I said fuck it and sold the entire port, I think we are in for some bad actor wild ass bs to occur this week before long. |
| Anything happening rn oil going up |
| Pakistan confirmed that the US-Iran ceasefire agreement included Lebanon |
| Uh oh here comes the oil |
| “Yes we can, that was the deal” |
| I just took a heavy shit, I feel free now |
| i don't care so okay |
| Brain damage 🤌🏻 |
| Groundhog day |
| You can't just keep making shit up to convince your argument. Why would they let them through with their radar off? there is no security risk. They have openly said they are letting through ships from certain countries and it was visible in this tracker. |
| I have ORCL calls, wanna trade? |
| The people raging on Instagram is hilarious |
| In my circumstance, I went with the opposite (a strangle), figuring that the price was gonna move a lot and i could sell off each leg as it got in or near the money for a profit. |
| Orange man needs to say stupid stuff so my puts can go up |
| 47 BANS LMFAOOOO |
| Because mods are retarded |
| Usually that prints |
| You still have time to delete this |
| India and Bangladesh are malding hard |
| Oil calls 2 weeks out will print I'd bet my dick on it |
| I got lucky with my TTD calls. They were almost worthless before that large purchase. As soon as I cashed out, I did a put. Did it 2X more. maybe it’s time to do puts again? |
| Going to take the market a while to realize this is only a SpaceX, xai pump to justify their IPO value. But soon it will crash. |
| Yesterday just proved Mango will not invade Iran. |
| Why does it say April 8 for tomorrow. |
| omfg iran you cant close hormuz everytime israel bombs someone |
| You’re so fucking stupid letting your emotions get the best of you. Peak retard |
| Seems like Israel is the tail that wags the dog at the moment |
| ES needs to stay above the 50EMA at 6799. Otherwise, down we go. |
| I actually sold eod because I've been holding it for half a year already. I can't deal with it being red anymore. |
| Apparently only change is I put on new socks |
| Can we buy a gallon of gas and a COST hotdog for $4 yet? |
| Bers Apertude will lower your HIV risk |
| i got 3k of spy puts at close |
| id also be cool with this im dying for some pizza 🤤 |
| Show me on the doll where the SaaS companies touched you |
| dump crm and buy some real assets that can't be printed by ai like rare earths or uranium |
| Because you think lower price = good. |
| It will be part of the same rotation that leaves OP financially insolvent.\n\n |
| Eating extra pineapples today so the bers have a tasty snack tomorrow |
| The United States bombs the shit out everyone for the hell of it, what? \n\nChristianity is the worst, most genocidal religion in world history.\n\nEl Requerimiento - Accept Catholicism and submit to the Spanish Crown, promising war and enslavement if ignored. \n\nThe holy war that never ends because of the cancer of Christianity on humanity. |
| Sitting this one out im too lost |
| It could be, and it often is. And it almost never lasts. |
| Smash |
| That's why you hire someone and hope they don't do something illegal |
| You said Bot!! |
| what an original thought! |
| why do I have CRM calls this stock is so ass |
| INTC pumping 50% in a week on Terafab news is one of the craziest pumps I've ever seen. How long before Elon scraps the whole project like most of his other outlandish project ideas? |
| Lose money |
| My calls bought at the bottom are up 40%. |
| Do the managers of these OF girls realize they are pimps? All of them are located in Miami based on what I see on social media. |
| Please, dont be so formal.\n\n_call me Daddy_ |
| or it could be that there's some fundamental catalyst driving the move |
| Israel break a ceasefire?! oh yeah, thats them |
| Do I need to buy canned food? |
| I’d be cool with this. Just -.6% not too much to ask for |
| The straight is closed but my anoos is open for business!!!! 😏😏 |
| Well the good news is you only lost 250k which thankfully doesn't take that long to earn. Work on your addictions and maybe set up auto investments and make it extremely difficult to figure out your brokerage password and/or possibly hand over power of attorney to someone that can save you from gambling your way to poverty. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/niceguy897 made a bet that SPY would go to 640.0 within **1 day** when it was 664.695 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 47 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I am Pakistani and I was holding 700c before the ceasefire announcement \n\nSorry not sorry |
| https://preview.redd.it/77b091a8k1ug1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74e1d02a62afdf2bb71c7154ef807c0faeb9bf1d |
| PET.TO |
| Msft calls 😂😂😂 |
| Don't do it, man! Think of all the money you could waste online instead! |
| Save it for your therapist. |
| Bombas?? You are a giver! |
| I went from +7% to -7% to +25% \nWas neato |
| Tesla blackout period started March 15, he can’t sell m0ron |
| TIL „I am priced in“ |
| if its holding stocks then you havent lost anything. |
| Looks like it’s going to be Red tomorrow. Can I call you Mister? |
| Literally every book tells you not to try to time the market and just DCA your way to a fortune over a period of 20 years. |
| and have you considered the market no longer cares? |
| Hajimemashite means BBC in Nihongo |
| Regardless of the ceasefire brokered by Pakistan being real or fake, you just know India is SEETHING lmao |
| Checkout marine traffic! Every ship going through straight is Iran or India flagged. We win lol |
| Me a bull hur ahha. Love seeing ber wrekege\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rnlgibm4k1ug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99c198209d18a680fb6b95fe5aa8d43c8704e07f |
| Yeah TP'd at 106, sitting on cash right now until theres some more clarity on this ceasefire fiasco |
| Stock are forward looking, ceasefire mean stability is coming.\n\nOh wait we never had a ceasefire, disregard. Apparently there was a misunderstanding when we conduct diplomacy on Twitter. |
| I will deadass feed the homeless with Little Cesar’s pizza if SPY gets to 671 or lower tomorrow. 🍕 |
| Watch your step and don't poke the donkey balls. |
| !remind me in 1 week |
| Xsp is kind of the same but for broke people like myself |
| When something that normally moves a few percent a month suddenly pumps double digits, you buy puts. Silver in January, MU in March, oil in April. \n\nThese plays really aren’t that difficult. |
| Gets me wet with tears of sadness that you lost that much money. |
| What was the stock ? |
| Superiority complex. |
| Decent. So close to nice... |
| Netflix under 100 is kinda interesting. Surprised it didn’t rally past it |
| Big players can control sentiment. That’s why when you step in the casino, you better be ready to lose a few dimes. |
| ceasefire coordination not as difficult as my taxes |
| Hi guys |
| 188 losses is incredible |
| What is it? |
| I'm just a kid\n\nand\n\n# life is a nightmare! 😫 |
| If you didnt make money today you are truly regarded |
| ^This. Holding QQQ puts for May. I think shorts will be fine. |
| covid is still here, nothing has changed\n\nSPY 300 |
| My portfolio was elected to bleed, not to read |
| I think tomorrow will sell off hard and "price in" the CPI. So Thursday sell off, and then Friday theta where some stocks will dump some will pump like PLTR vs INTC today. |
| Im so fucking mad, literally all my stocks are green except for one that ironically is the one I kept dip buying on and have the 3rd largest position, and went almost -4%. Lost almost 1k and no its not an energy or SaaS. How do you ppl deal with that? |
| Destroy Oman problem solved |
| Crazy how spx going down .3% can make the puts triple |
| so are we going to be back to sidways again for the next 6 months? |
| Who is the oil industry? They're nobody's in comparison to our lord and savior 🥭 |
| 🙏 🤲 🕍 |
| I could have made a huge profit, but yesterday I sold all my call options |
| Nikkei and Kopsi on track for another 5% day |
| https://preview.redd.it/2amtt2wsj1ug1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8443066c400bd8be2efde83c9f3c283a5641c0b4\n\n😂 |
| I fear that as well. |
| You know will pay the toll? It’s a big club and we’re in it. Luck us. |
| are you talking about the military academy? |
| No ceasefire, strait still closed.\n\nSPY: we pumping |
| A me piace MSFT |
| The market's reaction to this war has shown me that Im bad at this not because I havent read the right books its because I thought the right books actually exist. Quite a relief. |
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| !banbet tsla 380 1d |
| Cool beans |
| Good. |
| I was so disappointed in myself for not holding calls that I bought puts today and made nearly what I would’ve made if I held calls 🤣 it all works out |
| This is like when you find a $0.25 coupon for a store that went out of business in 2002 while cleaning out the junk drawer |
| im thinking of itm puts for CPI before close tomorrow but with the way shit is going. idek if this is the right call to do |
| Trying to close on a $13mm construction loan and this boomer banker has no idea Claude did all my underwriting and stress tests and i'm signing a personal guarantee on it lmao\n\nwhat a time to be alive |
| Did you ask what the color black was in Spanish? |
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| that was a quick 2 weeks |
| they look like a couple of dorks |
| Why did you stop shipping in New Hampshire? Nothing I can find says they changed any laws regarding nicotine pouches except to people under 21. I'm verified on your site as over 21 but you still won't ship. |
| JDV is new daddy |
| Definitely |
| I was a ber yesterday but today am a bull. \nYesterday just proved Mango will not invade Iran. |
| a new low |
| I fucking hate that you're 100% right on this |
| .5%? OMG BUY! |
| 2030 is too long to wait |
| flush tsla below 300, confirm the elon selling news |
| https://preview.redd.it/s03ge3gij1ug1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=cec2dc47563a695e5fa6588a68984944601b1d04 |
| 100% these will be in the money. Bulls are riding hopium. CPI will deflate them. Abandoned baby here we come. |
| Had my mom liquidate everything when the spy was at 690. She was happy for awhile but got a call today and she’s not too happy. Talking about re entering, top is in |
| There is no ceasefire in Ba Sing Se |
| yo mama |
| In some weeks the oil crisis will hit heavy, like really really heavy. Maybe igniting a world wide economy crysis, definitly a energy crisis.\nIt will happen when the oil runs out everywhere, like when it hits europe, china, amerika…\nRn there is still oil comming from bevore the straight was closed.\n\nAnd call me mindfucked but that could be the goal of some powerful people.\n\nSo if they dont open the straight this will get ugly |
| Bers during pride month be like “you know, I’m something of a homosexual, myself” |
| The blood of Christ tastes an awful lot like grape juice. |
| You said everyone can see, I think they let them through without radar and everyone who matters knows which are going through but it won't be on a website |
| Sure 😂 |
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| Oil executive tells POLITICO that "hell yes" the oil industry is contacting the White House to protest suggestions that US will allow Iran to toll ships transiting the Strait of Hormuz..."what are you guys thinking?"\n\n\nGuess we're going red again |
| #🫵😕 |
| phrasing! |
| "I mean, how straight can it really be?"\n\n-🥭 |
| Something about markets staying irrational longer than you can stay liquid |
| Feel your pain |
| Haha. Always seems like it then goes higher on bad then fake good news |
| Me too!! 😭 |
| Bought 4/7 afternoon expecting huge move due to 8pm deadline. Sold it immediately at open today. If I waited more than a min, it would have lost half the value (it dropped down to 2 within mins then down to 1 in couple hrs) |
| Cars are done for TSLA now it‘s battery renewables storage startup with unlimited funding and decent market sdvantage. |
| add 7 to the year and you're good to go bro |
| I can't think of anything that could go wrong. |
| US stock market just waiting for Asian markets to open |
| It never did. It's a bunch of teenage boys playing poker on the deck of the Titanic. |
| I know she is married, but I am better boyfriend material than husband, ask my ex wife. She hated all of my girlfriends |
| You gay. Admit it |
| https://preview.redd.it/oa83fv06j1ug1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9749d2ad04b3b71d72ae1f44ba817f8ec71fc3e5 |
| Idk I heard some citadel funds are negative YTD and I am up 35% YTD. I’m basically Warren buffet at this point |
| I got calls a while ago expiring in June. July will be msft month mark my words |
| Good thing it was a comma not a full stop |
| Have you thought that maybe things are bad by chance? |
| Calls on McDonald’s 🤷♂️ |
| Name checks out |
| Same here sir 🫡 |
| No. Done worse before |
| Are you saying calls everywhere? |
| priced in. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1b8v4on2j1ug1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b335f30379c41ef7f2b7d718aae58eea8d2a7aa1 |
| The profit comes from ads, but the moat comes from ease of app development. |
| the funny part is some of them are just statistical outliers and will have returns over a significant time and think they're geniuses and eventually burn most of it. this ofcourse applies to any trading |
| but somehow not long enough for oil to reach the price it should be at |
| Concerning. |
| Monkey is gonna be a long term investor |
| Genuine anxiety without the guiding hand of daddy in this time of chaos |
| Unless you are Saudi Aramco exec, then you ducking desperately taking uppers trying to come up with an excuse for thr royal family. |
| Even if this happens eventually, is it gonna happen by mid-June? This play is highly regarded |
| Yup. Story of my life man |
| yes |
| Trump was negotiating with his mirror all along |
| RH inverse Cramer |
| https://preview.redd.it/1sg261szi1ug1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c589e2b3da7cf7a248c78f6c682b26acdd298447\n\n |
| yeah i was just joking, definitely don’t gamble all on one trade haha |
| Op’s thesis seems sus but the play might be ok. Although if TTD’s earnings aren’t a dumpster fire, then OP’s bank account might hit $0 first. |
| Time to load up on GIS |
| English class, apparently. |
| The year is 2030. Tesla has fallen in value and is now worth less than a single grain of sand, and Elon Musk has been quoted as saying he "might have to start driving Uber Eats to cover rent" |
| Brainrot post |
| It’s all quite on the social media fronts, some is up with tacoman guys. Calls or puts here? |
| Heard they are going to strike an even better deal tonight. Big green in the morning |
| Go back under, fren |
| Ik he's talking about AI. My question was what will AI do to replace SaaS. Create more SaaS? |
| I'll be saying it when SPY is in the 650s in a few days and I'll say it at 630 a few days after that |
| Does somebody have Stormy Daniel’s number? I heard that she can literally suck the life out of you, maybe we should send her to 🥭 again |
| *starts jerking off ghosts* |
| Go back to sleep |
| Vance during negotiations: but but Rapidan group said there is 85% chance of not opening, we need more assurances |
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| Right there with you bud |
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| 1 wins! Who needs AI? |
| I'm gonna pick up smoking again |
| I hope they talked about this with Isreal, Iran and the middle east before deciding anything this time, lul. Art of the deal. |
| guys i just woke up from a comma in 2019 what did i miss? |
| Literally who this sub is made for. |
| I felt that last sentence 🤙🏼. Definitely not AI. See you tomorrow. |
| Netanyahu, always got Americas back. |
| I just got a warning yesterday. Just a little warning |
| You wouldn't illegally download AI would you? |
| More of the work of our “greatest ally”. |
| remember boys the Hormuz can stay closed longer than you can stay solvent. |
| 💨 of the deal |
| TIL that $NVO is a SaaS |
| oh shit not a SPY +2.5% day again 😡😡😡😡😡😡 |
| Bernie Sanders hit him with the heart attack machine. It looks like one of those little flashlights from Men in Black |
| Cry in the corner line usual. |
| Does cooking eggs help?\n\nShould I be softboiling at 0925 every morning?\n\nScrambling an omlette for 3pm? |
| Tbf the guys that run Citadel probably don’t either, but they can pay someone for that |
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| ewww |
| Trump is involved in the negotiations this weekend? \n\nEOD Friday calls are the obvious move. |
| „GREEN TURNS TO BROWN UNDER STRESS“ - 🥭, 5h ago on Truth Social\n\nThe supreme poet has spoken 🐻 |
| Is ww3 the trend ? |
| Crude futes up 2.25% and USO up .5% wtf are you looking at? |
| It's considered antiseptic |
| Lol no |
| So I assume it was 0DTE, did you buy this option at 9:35am EST? I want to try these 0DTE, it feels total gamble |
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| Calls |
| With a taste of your lips I'm on a ride |
| my relevant username |
| https://preview.redd.it/1ji62hyki1ug1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=8688f79223a44f4e7713bb3d25de500683393661 |
| Mr. Global up here...^^^ |
| Opportunities are always there, just gotta be careful. I never do trades on money I can’t lose |
| robot cleaning company too |
| Don’t fight the trend |
| The only bombs we’re dropping are Jaegarbombs 🕺 |
| Every negative headline feel like a bait to lure bers in for a fuck fes. That’s called bers ptsd |
| Hey god.. it’s me again.. can you start a war again.. pretty please |
| We know they ain’t doin shit |
| there are guys on here who don’t know how to cook themselves eggs trying to trade oil against Citadel |
| Ew no, too chubby |
| if you're gonna do it just start with long expiration for practice and don't do more than 10% of your port until you learn the ropes |
| You belong here |
| Just when some sticks were fairly valued. Now getting high again lol. At least the food stocks are still low. I will buy more of them every week |
| Bers on s**cide watch |
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| You all are getting robbed put the share in the bag |
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| She’s about to key my car isn’t she |
| Nice right after ‘ceasefire’\n\nSchumer says Senate will vote on Iran war powers resolution next week\n\nhttps://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5822292-senate-vote-trump-iran-resolution/ |
| Love the copy pasta |
| SLAP |
| Just watch after u wake up tomorrow |
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| Letting her peg you? |
| Unless they’re sitting on oil calls they should learn the difference between chance and risk. |
| 1% cash -> 50% cash now - it was a good 24hrs |
| Probably but it did feel a bit like the off ramp everyone was looking for. I suppose other than Israel. |
| Youre gonna make your money back on a stock that is up 520 on the year?\n\nYou a buy high sell low regard if I've ever seen one. |
| Remindme! 6 months |
| 2 dolla |
| She's busted af |
| Even a pig farts up a truffle every once in a while |
| Bulls are so easy to rage bait |
| They don't want war, necessarily. They just want to live where a whole bunch of people are already, inconveniently, living |
| How much are you going to add to get the right number? |
| Portfolio disappear, art of the deal |
| Remindme! 3 months |
| #We should hit $700 and new ATH within weeks LMAO🤌 |
| Anybody interested in male feet pic? |
| Leave now |
| Okie dokie artichokeeee = 11 |
| Look at the ghey bull checking 😭🫵 |
| Why aren't we allowed to criticize them?\n\nI'll say it:\n\n# [Removed by Reddit] |
| So are u selling it? |
| Yeah there are a million reasons why TTD is down but the thought of OpenAI vibecoding TTD is laughable |
| Wtf |
| You could have..... \n\n\nWe can do this all day.\n\n\nSell APLD. Buy NBIS. |
| oh no not the rapidan energy group |
| What if she says okey dokey smokey |
| I came twice |
| 13 |
| Remember Grandma |
| imagine the winnings if you full ported though… |
| What even is "Free Will"? |
| I can’t believe the SPY 4/17 person closed out at a loss. SMFH |
| people like to meddle |
| it's too logical for it to dump after a +7% run which is why it'll probably keep going lmao |
| I trade spoos, just trying to inform the crowd... |
| How? A box of donuts? |
| Bought 50 call options at 98 bucks, went to shit.\n98.5? Up 24%\nFuck me. |
| You are too young for her |
| They've been doing that for awhile. |
| Every day I see a bear say this. Always tomorrow. Ridiculous |
| ಠ_ಠ |
| The ceasefire not even lasting 24h probably should have been more expected. |
| She’s a 10 but she only says “okie”, never “okay” |
| $U’s value comes from their advertising platform. Fuck the engine.\n\nLook at $APP profitability. Not saying Unity will ever achieve that, but it shows how lucrative ads are |
| Nobody actually believes the ceasefire will work. |
| Someone is going to try to do it no doubt lol. I bet someone will try to vibe code Linux kernel updates first and the Linus rant about how shit it is will be undoubtedly legendary though. |
| Algos and MMs ignore Al Berzeera |
| Congrats, what were the two other big ish bumps before this one ? |
| Bill Gates is laughing at your foolishness |
| Down .2% AH ok |
| I’m moist |
| Iran tells CNN that all Strait traffic is paused due to Israel attacks on Lebanon. \n\nCurious to see if this is a bull trap this week |
| i have never traded options but seeing the post from the guy that made 1.1 million on Meta calls 🤤 |
| Goodness, Shrek, I didn't expect you. |
| Do futures |
| I remember when ATMs were going to render bank branches obsolete back in the 80s. |
| Have we tried giving the straight of hormuz some poppers and a gentle thigh massage yet? |
| Easy, boredom |
| bro giving me false hopes 💔 |
| I feel like I’ve got a good read on the market right now. I’m about to make a fortune, lol! |
| RAPIDAN ENERGY GROUP assesses 85% chance the ceasefire will not successfully reopen the Strait |
| I guess you can assume those pumping the market love 🥭 then? Is that why it keeps going up even though it looks as if it should go down? |
| Karoline Leavitt might be a little bit cray cray. But i can fix her 🤗. |
| You guys, I found free giblets |
| Y'all been saying the same thing since SPY was at 630 |
| That's the way Bibi rolls with ceasefires, yes. |
| Oils going up bigly |
| As an old lunatic that seems to have accepted I'm beyond redemption, I guess I'd try to set a nuke off before I died |
| strait up |
| Remember we are are only because a bunch of regards thought the Haitians were eating cats and dogs |
| Wow. Somehow this looks like half the Baptist pastors in the state of Georgia.\n\n“Alright Christian soldiers, turn your hymnal to page 23… Ol Rugged Crost. Now here we go…. 🎶Awn a hiiiilllll, far awaaaay 🎶… what note you there sister?” |
| My googl leaps are very happy |
| first world problem? |
| Most retarded thing I’ve read on Reddit all week |
| google gemini just said the n word in its reply |
| The saddest part is that this shit is going to work because the market is so fucking retarded |
| This seems like it’s over? The only thing that’s over is the ceasefire LMAO. Strait closed again. Didn’t even last 24hrs |
| Don't be shy now. Feel free to dump 1-2% |
| She got that "make me look 40 no matter how old I am" makeover |
| As expected the indices pumped all the days gains overnight and did nothing during cash session, which means had u bought during the day u likely made nothing and prolly even closed red eod. This mkt is dangerous... |
| I bought USO shares this morning. Hope it doesn't dump again. |
| Tesla to 0 I guess |
| Ukraine is now also going after Russian oil. |
| Now you’re talking! Repack it with mortgages, they always are paid because real estate always appreciates, this is like an infinite money glitch! |
| Their gonna print tomorrow |
| Ok, who took my giblets? |
| The answer is no. |
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| We should build a statue for that blood clot that probably sensed we need it right now to clog up his McArteries |
| Clanky Lauper |
| Okay so we’re rallying but the strait is not open…\n\nI think we short this |
| Your mom eats my natural salt. |
| He ended another war! \n\nMasterclass in leadership |
| crazy shit taco gave iirran free uranium to buldd bukes |
| Legitimately saw spx puts go up 1000$ in 10 minutes at 3pm then spx calls go up 1000$ from 3:40 to 4:00\nAll I could do was watch. |
| Don't cut it unless it closes below 344.79 a few times, then run like hell. |
| Is this a bear talking about killing a bull? Or just somebody being retarded about their retarded diet? |
| Hes obviously talking about AI |
| Maybe the real ceasefire was the bombs they kept dropping along the way\n\n😌 |
| How prior? How massive? |
| Avoiding salt ain’t gonna fix your problems sir |
| What a retarded opening candle on S&P |
| And from my coom |
| It becomes curved |
| much to ber dismay, absolutely NOTHING is happening\n\nHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| Imma need MSFT at 700 by tomortow |
| Too bearish in here. My poots are cooked |
| Dog is we going up or down |
| What happens if a missile hits the strait |
| I haven't had a green day since 2021 |
| I’ve got you beat with my SPIEF $.0001. 99.99% loss. |
| Which is more dangerous? Gilmore Beach or Strait of Hormuz? |
| That’s dumb… rates are coming down regardless. |
| The war is not over lol, nothing has changed. Strait is still closed, no ceasefire, etc. |
| Thanks for selling. We need more retards to sell for a loss |
| Imagine putting 50% tariff on a country over drones made with foam and a two stroke motorcycle engine |
| Alexa, play "Oops!…I Did It Again" |
| Believe it or not, nukes |
| https://preview.redd.it/mhxepepbh1ug1.png?width=482&format=png&auto=webp&s=824c4f89bea1b395a446f12027537930b2407eb9\n\nHi bro,turn me now |
| Gonna buy the calls against this stupid idea. I need some money anyhow. |
| OMG FUTES >!still fake, hawt dawg!< |
| Microsoft hates you. |
| Stonks go up don’t ya know |
| just because you have nice things, nice car, nice clothes, doesnt mean you have any money |
| Yeah, but the memetards might be selling Tesla so they can hop on the SpaceX IPO now that it's an option for them? \n \n Tesla's fair value per share is somewhere around half of Ford or so, the rest is Elon hype and to me it looks like the sum of the hype value is constant -and getting transferred to SpaceX instead of doubling like Elon thought it would.\n\n Meanwhile, what even is Scamvana floating on except South American cocaine money? |
| All I’m asking for is another 3% pop for the next 2 weeks |
| i probably wouldn't go full port calls into strong resistance but at least you have the right idea now |
| Well, constellation software increased free cash flow available to shareholders by 28% last year. Can’t say I agree with your thesis, but good luck. |
| Nope. Genuinely interested in the tool as a data scientist for generic data visualization, not for trading. \n\nI’m a retard not a crayon boy. |
| Prediction markets were way off. New Supreme Leader: Position Abolished was trading at 70% |
| CPI report coming out Friday, but at this point its worthless |
| Bought a few at the bottom...figured there's no way intels gonna die that easy |
| Massive oil shorts opened prior to ceasefire announcements yep sounds about right |
| You get it 😉 |
| The most organic looking stock right now is gamestore lol how ironic |
| Did MSFT say the N word or something, how are my calls down 20% |
| Big if true |
| I have given up on being a bear. It seems the market never goes down. FULL PORT CALLS TOMORROW |
| You can't just threaten to wipe out their entire civilization, you have to leave yourself somewhere to go. What is he going to threaten them with now? Haunting them in the afterlife? |
| Whole nation is a death cult |
| Lebanon has been attacking Israel the past few weeks. It’s just not the narrative people like to read or be educated on |
| Bring back custom emojis. The shrek dong shall set you free |
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| Calls, I presume? |
| crocked strait is still close by the way |
| The bull run I am talking about hasn’t started yet. It starts tomorrow |
| Is it because they lost their house on SPY puts? |
| if you're buying positions because of your political bias you're a giga chump and deserve to lose money |
| oh yeah, well I gained 37% in just 1 year with VTI! (mainly because of the big dip 2025-04-08) |
| I'd trade him for actual tRump with zero hesitation. |
| he ded. too much winning |
| There are new business models for AI software that threaten legacy platforms, it’s just not going to happen because of shit-code AI slop. Genuine disruption of enterprise software will only happen through carefully strategized launches with products that earn from AI compute fees. |
| LMAO maybe hide your post history of losses 😂 |
| If 🥭 really died he pulled the ultimate 🌮, best timing ever |
| I’m gonna buy puts on crm and adbe for the rest of the year. |
| tesla guy is douche canoe but i aint buying puts with him getting govt dough just to spite |
| It’s up 21% the last month your dumb |
| in ether |
| Iran seems to be dictating the terms here\n\nhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/apr/08/iran-war-ceasefire-live-updates-trump-deadline-middle-east-crisis-latest-news |
| 50% tariffs on 🇨🇳 for selling aliexpress drones to 🇮🇷 |
| He hasn’t been to toilet yet, chill |
| Ich übe mich in Geduld und bleibe ruhig🤓 |
| Even though the strait is closed, Iran has shown the world that it is willing to open the strait without America having to put boots on the ground. \n\nIt’s the only justification that I can think of for why the market remains high. \n\nEither that or the market is retarded again 🥴 |
| Just short again you'll break even this time |
| SNOW is the substrate AI rides on? You can just Venmo me that cash ace. |
| Surprised they lasted this long. She’s straight up toxic. |
| JP Morgan must have shorts on Tsla, hence the down grade of the price. |
| Yeah but did you 💦? |
| Almost! |
| We never had a president who did everything through tweets before... This isn't normal |
| I did check and no legitimate news sources are saying that the truce is off. I'm trying to prevent the spread of misinformation. I don't think anyone has a responsibility to list 5 legitimate news sources for me, but I do think people on social media have a responsibility to only post from legitimate news sources and not deliberately spread false information. |
| Lebensraum\n\nOops wrong country |
| Classic whataboutism |
| Why do bears shit in the woods. |
| Keeps bibi out of jail |
| Hey don’t insult piggies. They’re cute and smart. That asshole is neither. |
| last night I went short in AH and went to sleep. I dreamt the market went to 0\n\nWoke up. wasn't too happy. |
| I think if Iran some how do actually pull out a nuke out of their ass and nuke Israel, stock market will be up 10%. |
| Like driving off a cliff and thinking you invented a flying car |
| Uhh yeah.. bet your outlook was right just wrong time. |
| So clearly you don't know much about how the advertising industry works, which is fine because it's unnecessarily complicated, but there are some falsehoods in here that should be addressed.\n\nThe Publicis & Omnicom audits will reduce revenues but are not a significant problem.\n\nTTD doesn't charge 'per seat' that's how agencies charge. TTD takes a % of ad spend as do all DSPs. AI will not negatively impact this. \n\nOpenAI can not make it's own TTD with AI. TTD is not just a console it's a RTB DSP. 1000 companies have spun up DSPs and most failed because they underestimate the complexity. AI can make building a DSP faster, but DSPs succeed because of scale and trust. Advertising agencies use DSPs to purchase inventory which warrants the building of a large complexity and expensive system. Building one just for OpenAI would be time consuming and wasteful and would lead to LOWER adoption from advertising agencies who control all the revenue. It would give other AI tools more ad revenue. Also if OPENAI was going to do that, they would have built it off Xandr. Microsofts recently shutdown DSP.\n\nNow why is TTD down so much? \n1. Amazon. Amazon is pushing hard to knock TTD out of the second place spot and winning. Amazon is competing by offering a competitive product with extremely low margins.\n2. Design. TTD released a extremely poor UI overhaul and forced customers onto it.\n3. Inventory. TTD has always been about open internet since they have no walled gardens. That was fine when only Google, Amazon and Mets were walled but with massive consolidation around supply, TTD is on the outside looking in. \n\nTheir margins, competitive advantage and supply offerings are all getting squeezed and they don't have a good way out. TTD is the last major standalone DSP (rip Media Math) and they will end the chapter of stand alone DSPs in the ad space. \n |
| See you tomorrow |
| You must not be a software dev. AI is great for simple tasks and starting a project . Once you add complexity and need to maintain a large codebase it’s just as regarded as you. |
| Beating estimates and the allegations |
| The one that’s built into WhatsApp is pretty bad |
| That comment was also stolen bro \n\n[it was from years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/avQ8PLCETv) |
| Why does Israel continue to want war. |
| Then it’s psychosis |
| Not only would I be the only one charged- it would be the one time the market inverses itself. So I'd get arrested and fined for LOSING money. |
| We pump at open tmr you exit your puts and you buy calls, market crash |
| It was for research purposes. |
| Actual good take tf |
| It feels like we're about to go on a sequence of days where futures get really giddy every night, then the trading days grind down. |
| China and Russia are pulling the strings in this.\n\nUSA is looking really bad. |
| Probably, because I made a rack on uvix puts this morning and now calling bullshit on the cease fire and bought vix calls a couple weeks out. You're welcome. |
| Bers ded |
| C'mon Trump, post something. I literally do not care if it's "we're nuking Iran" or "heres a video of me blowing the new Ayotollah" , just say something |
| mute button exists for a reason |
| 🌈 is not straight so why would they spell strait correctly? |
| The most hilarious part is that the people who hated 🥭 the most were also the ones most likely to buy puts. \n\nHate trading options is a phenomenal way to lose money. |
| Is NVO a SaaS stock? This post must be AI |
| What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, \n\n#April 09, 2026 |
| “Lebanon? Never heard of her. Now just open the strait and pump it” - 🍊 |
| white collar prison with millions waiting for you on the outside wouldn't be bad. they call it "the outside," right? In prison? |
| I agree but the weird facial expressions and constantly looking at the camera in American porn is far worse |
| Bro she looks so nasty. |
| I saw someone's DD for shorting CRM. They typed in "build me a crm software" and Claude said "sure I can do that." That was it. That was the DD. |
| Fun fact - Nasrallah was eliminated in hesbollah headquarters beneath a residential neighborhood (Dahieh) in Beirut. But you failed to "pay attention" in this case. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1l7z6x9lg1ug1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f643f63491ad40d48dd74df8ea6df9d299ab7838\n\nAnd I’m not a ber just retarded |
| Friday will be a shit show. If we get another leg up tomorrow and Friday I will add to my position 🙏 |
| Do I have a sign out front that says dead ceasefire deal storage? |
| The thorn in the side of all bear theses |
| I think the BBB holders expecting some resurrection of their shares after bankruptcy have him beat. |
| My guess was market was initially pricing in a rate hike due to the oil high price until the Fed came in and say no change - just 1 cut as expected later in the year.\n\nAlso, market has probably moved on from the war. |
| And yet you watch it… |
| I honestly think it will matter again once oil prices go back up again over the next week or two |
| Damn can i borrow a dollar |
| Aren’t you like 2 months late with this post? |
| I still can’t believe the titties on Kristi Noems husband |
| Imagine LOL |
| 💎👐 |
| 🤮 |
| Yes 82 days ago not yesterday and guess what? turned it to 66k |
| Elmo will buy 20% of the tsla float with the proceeds from spacex ipo |
| https://preview.redd.it/9sheck5ig1ug1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad8d25c52bb65343d4a390136f8d83c95dae0aad |
| At that point just fly a Chinese flag and pay the toll |
| Israel nukes Iran, stock market up 8%. |
| https://preview.redd.it/72o8xfwgg1ug1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507c03f31d7547d4da1462e76a5f60d752740d86 |
| Tom Lee: bottom in |
| Got obliterated today |
| IP thinks AI will get rid of Servers because people will vibe code their own servers at home |
| every inch |
| You might be thinking its a good time to join thetagang. And youd be right assuming you have about 2.5 million in liquitity, becouse while spy is in fairydust realm thetababies with smol accounts will be wiped off the face of the earth faster than you can say "im a big fat slut with a fetish for whopper dongs and cream filled twinkies" |
| i was trying out gemma4 on ai google labs, asked "can you create an app to help me learn french with my family for a trip next year. gemma replied "Here's your app, ready to push to your contacts. Please provide your api key to push." |
| Come to FL |
| I don't walk in a straight line , but I just googled it and it's normal. |
| They probably couldn’t actually, considering 80% of the Israeli air force was over Iran at the time |
| Asia, having borne the early brunt of oil chicanery, is probably very aware of hormuz not hormuzing as much as promised |
| I forget Leavitt is only 28, would guess late 30s or early 40s. |
| Dying grift |
| Made $3 today 🐸 |
| Don't forget that fundamentally Tesla is bullshit just like bitcoin.\n\nIt's literally nothing more than a promise by musk to make stuff in the future.\n\nTheir cars is not going to make them any money. |
| I have the same plan, but I’ll wait til it drops to $200 to begin. |
| this website is going to be dead within a decade if they keep mismanaging it like this |
| Doh! |
| Wait… I just made a deposit for a penis enlargement surgery at my local vet. Was that priced in? |
| Oil prices have to stop being delusional before the market catches on, so instead of getting SPY puts get some oil calls first |
| https://preview.redd.it/q55pc11bg1ug1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=5108ba57417a07e1f9fb908b77beb58f7863972a |
| The market is literally telling you this shit don't matter |
| Need a proper rug to put things into perspective, today’s bullshit was uncalled for by any stretch of the imagination insallah |
| My contribution.\n\nStarted trading 2 years ago then freedom day nuked my folio. Almost recovered with some lucky calls and stocks. Then I thought stocks are for pussies and gambled on options.\n\nResult\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wgvrj3w9g1ug1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=0a9891f51b2aef7d51eaf3eab7945510b983eb57\n\nDon't do ~~drugs~~ options kids |
| Fellow man of culture |
| Just sold anything that gapped up today and closed red. Ain't nobody got time for that shit\n\nNow holding 50% cash. As soon as spy/was fill that gap I'm gonna dump it all into tqqq/soxl/qqq calls |
| That's the FED not pricing in the regards ...💀💀 |
| John Ratcliffe |
| Just rent an escort for one night, make sure you are seen with her and everyone will stop asking. EZPZ. |
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| !banbet BNO 55 1w |
| dis shitty wok can i tak your ordar prease |
| Where’s the AMD bagholders at? |
| Huh, so Tesla didn't manage to hold on to the gains from the "Everything" pump and is currently below yesterday's closing. Why the fuck is Scamvana staying afloat? |
| We're here to make money. Not be a dogmatic macroeconomic pussy. |
| I hate Microsoft |
| Starting to believe that most of the people around me driving expensive cars, wearing expensive clothes, watches and shoes, living in expensive homes - all for worthless social credit points just to make themselves look and feel better in front of others.\n\nThey must be making high interest payments and broke as a joke. |
| I’m in no way judging you, but 82 days ago you bought 10k worth of puts.. anyways good play lol |
| Im gonna vibe code my own operating system |
| Oracle has never held a day's gain since last year |
| he can finally be fabulous and queer in public now |
| That’s cause 🌈🐻don’t know what strait is. |
| was this written with gpt? |
| 🥭 needs to call The Wolf from Pulp Fiction to wrap up this war |
| Looks like I might be taking a vacay |
| always a lull after a huge move |
| It's gonna suck for future generations as all the good usernames are taken |
| It's fun to stay at the\n\n# 🤷🏻♂️Ⓜ️©️🅰️\n\nThey have everything for young men to enjoy\n\nYou can hang out with all the boys\n\n# AYYYYOOOOOOO!!!! 😳😳😳 |
| Tank Seng licking its lips from behind a tree* |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Wrath_FMA** bet **USO** goes from **125.12** to **130.0** before **15-Apr-2026 05:54 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 8 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| agreements in the middle east are always a shitshow like this |
| !banbet USO 130 1w |
| #we dont need the straight!!!! to 'FUK WE NEED THE STRAIGHT OR WE WILL WIPE YOU OUT' LMAO CLOWN |
| Tip toes and one hand by your side? |
| Today everybody won I bet ?? |
| If this is what a greatest bull run looks like, I don't want to see what a bear market looks like. |
| Holy fuck why do people keep asking me why I don't have a gf or when I'll get one |
| Nah. That's a car company now. SpaceX will be the meme now |
| It’s whatever you want it to be baby |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 162.0 before 19-Apr-2026 04:03 PM -05 |
| NVO Saas?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vugkueozf1ug1.png?width=522&format=png&auto=webp&s=26dabecb23e089f8903195b99c1dcab2b0de77ec\n\n |
| !banbet |
| Not sure id call TTD SaaS |
| Bearish full tilt |
| I had 65% gains but then sold for $3 profit 😂 a win is a win |
| Dude, that was supposed to be a secret! \n\nFine, I'll get someone else, after today there are a lot of broke retards in this sub 😈 |
| Mentally ill peole |
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| buddy its not other peoples jobs to provide 5 different news outlets reporting on the same story, having doubts of a source is fine but your first response should be to check yourself you lazy dumbass, not demand other people check for you. |
| And the oil will flow freely like no one has ever seen |
| Tesla red at night, my delight. Pump my tesler puts baby |
| The straight is no longer a factor on spy its back in the fairydust realm |
| The market doesnt care about reality anymore; it trades on tweets and vibes now |
| Gentleman this is the war room! You can't fight in here! |
| So puts, got it! |
| I've never heard 🥭 called that but yeah, his English is deplorable |
| I feel pretty good about my oil calls |
| Not hotter than Linda from accounting. No |
| Somehow managed to breakeven |
| In my hope for a full crash I've been mentally broken. Before bed each night now I repeat this mantra a 1000 times\n\n"Permabull, Btfd, spy 1000, Tommy Lee, Btfd, spy 1000" |
| BIG IF TRUE |
| TTD is the second largest programmatic advertising provider in the UK.\n\nI highly doubt their business will dry up in the near term. |
| In my hope for a full crash I've been mentally broken. Before bed each night now I repeat this mantra a 1000 times\n\n"Permabull, Btfd, spy 1000, Tommy Lee, Btfd, spy 1000" |
| He thought this was going to be Venezuela special ops part II. |
| Will's a massive cuck and Jada is just a nasty bitch. |
| Yeah but the people starving weren't big spenders to begin with so doesn't affect stocks. A famine in Africa is going to have 0 impact. |
| You can't even spell strait, retard |
| Asia will sell the shit out of this huge pile of diplomatic horseshit and \nadulation |
| Claude /= Copilot |
| Y'all trip me out when you come here with your logic and reality. None of that shit matters. Trump's tweet matters. He announced a temporary peace for 2 weeks and so everything is fine. Is it a real peace? Is the strait open? Are all parties adhering to the deal? Again it doesn't matter, I refer you to the tweet. Reality is not going to hurt until I literally go to a gas station and it's empty. |
| Isn’t it about time for the yearly random 80% pop in TSLA on purely speculative news? |
| 30-40k usd |
| Agreed in some ways as I am about to drop an absolute bomb of fully coded AI-native apps on my niche industry and put 2 companies out of business.. but Microsoft is gonna be fine bro. Adobe will be fine. Oracle, hubspot etc for CRM the fact is even when people like myself use AI to build and scale CRMs, that shit is expensive and you still need to hire real development teams. For any industry requiring compliance and data security you can’t just vibe code an app that will break on user 11. A lot of newly coded apps will be hosted with Azure. Microsoft will profit from AI |
| Oil: OXY, VG, SLB, BKR, XOM\n\nFertilizer: NTR, CF, IPI, MOS |
| That's exactly why I'm bearish |
| "All sides have presented vastly different versions of the terms"\n\nWe agree with our terms, they agree with their terms, and peace will be acheived with everyone getting what they want. |
| Bro, her face looks like a pig. |
| Noice. Ballsy man |
| good point, i guess it makes sense why people go to tx/fl |
| Making sweet bank for the big time backers |
| Happy birthday you have old fart |
| They blocking the straight cause star people attacked crescent moon people again. Does this mean ceasefire over? |
| WE SHOULD JUST LOAD UP A FRIGATE WITH OPENAI AND PLTR POWERED HUNTER-SEEKER DRONES, WED RULE THE STRAIT |
| bullish here. |
| I don’t feel good about my calls or puts for Friday tbh |
| I fucking hate the cringe ass moaning that Japanese pornstars make. Shit is not a turn on. |
| I'm with him. Get a $10k beater and use the rest to make more. The beater may even increase in value, the way things are going |
| >Based on recent leaks and reports from early 2026, **Claude Mythos is expected to be Anthropic’s next-generation flagship model**, positioned above the current Opus tier. It is designed to be far more than a coding assistant, functioning as a high-level agent capable of complex, multi-step scientific research, reasoning, and advanced cybersecurity tasks.\n\nIt can do more than code , it's just the security concern from hackers is the reason they aren't releasing it to the public. Everyone will be getting hit with crypto ransoms if they release it. |
| 100%\n\nStock market is not based on the real world, it's all manipulation and BS |
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| been meaning to short it but its scary to short something that evil lol |
| Murder 100 and wound 1000+ \n\nTolls increasing\n\nI'll check myself out just so the peace deals go ok |
| You already have a bet going - META to 635.0 before 17-Apr-2026 01:44 PM -05 |
| If I said “short every publishing company because AI will just write books from now on.” or “short every music company.” because people will just use Suno, or “short every media company.“ because you’ll just type ”make me another avengers movie.” into ChatGPT, you would recognize how insane that is.\n\nSame with thinking “vibe coding.“ actually fucking works for anything but small personal projects. |
| !banbet So close |
| How much crack do you snort a day. |
| how |
| I know she’s pregnant but Lyin’ Leavitt needs to lay off the biscuits and gravy |
| Wow why would anyone do this to their face I ask rhetorically |
| First time? Every social media post is a way to rebaseline the bottom and then get everyone acclimatized to celebrating the status quo from a month ago. |
| Step one of the mania |
| Amen |
| Wait a second, wasn’t it Israel’s attack on Iran that forced us to preemptively defensively attack Iran before they responded to Israel’s attack? |
| But you have nice ocean and don't feel now. But you will feel it in the future. You will feel influence |
| Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are reportedly getting a divorce. |
| What a censorship, good work admins |
| I also thought that, but i gave up. This market is \*\*\*\*ing retarded and goes up no matter what |
| People saying “bearish in here +3% tomorrow” but I’m realizing I’ve seen almost no bearish comments lol, |
| We held +2.5% without the ceasefire crumbling by the hour and no ships passing the strait….and you’re bearish |
| At least I’m not a Clanker 😎 |
| Hedge it with a Blue Ocean Event this year! We are cooooooooking now! |
| In Japanese porn, the actors bow to each other after banging |
| You would be the only one charged though |
| I wish I was this delusional |
| It's weird how little video footage we've seen out of all this |
| Ah, the gaza model. I am sad |
| Kohls |
| I, COMMANDER IN CHEIF, AM HEREBY AUTHORIZING ALL TACOS SHIPPED TO THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, IMMEDIATELY AND TERRIFICALLY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. |
| I lost 20k on his first "we won its over" |
| Best retards,\n\nmmjl. |
| Everyone crying over MSFT, that’s the time to start buying some shares. Started 10% of my position. Every loss post, I’ll add another 10%. Easy money. |
| exactly. So you understand. Re: my point why not sell it? It's 0 sum, competitive, and I've more or less already captured my niches. I could expand to other markets - and may consider it. The tooling I've recently been introduced to is insane. I'm literally prodding claude, letting it run for 10 minutes while shitposting on reddit, checking the results, verifying, testing, then iterating again. Then back to shitposting.\n\nIt's going to be making insane changes in medicine / imaging soon too. 100000% -- domain knowledge is the "moat" people have right now over these algos. But even that "moat" won't last long. There's a lot of oppurtunity out there / low hanging fruit right now. |
| I keep thinking the same thing … fuck |
| They pass it around until consensus is achieved. |
| You really got his ass there |
| You might be under estimating how many companies do not want to manage software development |
| >Why SaaS stocks will crash hard\n\nBrother they've already crashed. You predicting the past here? \n\nYou have $TEAM trading at 2018 level, $NOW at 2020 levels |
| warm regards |
| Not "priced in" just detached. \n\nIt's not about profits or the financial health of a company anymore, but how appealing they are as an investment vessel. \n\nDoesn't even matter what they sell or if they even have a path to make a profit. Where else are institutional investors supposed to garage their money. Money has to end up somewhere, and that somewhere is the stock market regardless of world events. |
| 🌈 |
| https://preview.redd.it/wcutrxg9f1ug1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=256c3d49d257e7b8b99cb83a8877ff70379d0fee |
| So bearish in here, tomorrow prob +3% |
| Start looking at most reliable modern engines and transmissions. Those are the things that will hurt the most if they fail. |
| Thought so |
| How much you lose on puts |
| 3 people typing.... Dead |
| And they are out of oil soon, lul |
| Temu leader |
| 🌈🐻 |
| Clothes* |
| Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard |
| 10min for +0,5% pump |
| Same. Protective puts aren’t a bad thing. Just a little so if it drops you at least make something |
| What news? |
| He doesn’t need any help looking like a Regard |
| oil should not be under 100 if the strait is still closed |
| You don't explain anything, do you? |
| Sounds like u bought a bunch of worthless and looking for bag holders to buy your bags |
| They in here r/latinas |
| Just bought 1000 socks at close today |
| try coding with AI - you have time before you should worry about this - so i hope you took time on your contracts too. |
| # For my cake day SPY went up 2.55% ☺️\n#\nI am lucky bul |
| I am holding a QQQ put into tomorrow and now I am convinced QQQ will skyrocket because you regards are so sure the market will dump tomorrow. |
| Because market. |
| We came* |
| Str8 |
| Iran closed it because Israeli was bombing Lebanon. |
| my brain autocorrects regard to retard |
| at least with the indians you can blame & yell at them for the mistake |
| Why couldn't I have been born into a family with insider information?\n\nI just want Donny Tacos to text me just five or six times before he makes a TruthSocial post- then I'll be content. |
| Chinese shadow fleet |
| MSFT will eventually stop being a POS, and all I gotta do is find the bottom |
| Same for enterprise software. It ain’t going anywhere! |
| The next “Truth” meltdown is going to be🔥 |
| Do you think Trump is good at listening? |
| WTF Oracle… couldn’t just let me have one good day? Just had to give it all back to the 🌈🧸 |
| Something about markets being irrational longer than youre solvent. But I did too 😆 |
| I can't help but smile when I look at the MSFT chart, it's just too funny |
| The only way to generate alpha in this market is to predict the output of Donald Trumps lips |
| i can also lend you the share if you want to short the stock... just sayin' |
| 🤦♂️🤦♂️ |
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| Tolls on the straits! |
| bullish |
| This is probably a meme post, but I’ll bite.\n\nMany ships fly with a flag of convenience due to cost savings.\n\nThe wiki is a good read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_convenience |
| On the groupchat |
| Stragiht deez nuts |
| USO calls tomorrow |
| I meant CNBC |
| i just vibe coded a social network language training app by accident |
| When MSFT does 1 to 5 stock split in 2028, sure it will be 250 sir |
| How so? |
| It’s 🏳️🌈 |
| Priced in |
| So, you're trying to convince me that TTD is a shit company (which it might be), but decide to wrap it in the most braindead AI SaaS vibecoding take I've seen this side of twitter ? |
| Ok, u are probably right. not quite 1939 but 1937? |
| I am one of the five and definitely not a bot |
| Just do the opposite then duh |
| acct one month of age ✅\n\nhidden comments ✅\n\nprobably losing money left and right with hilariously wrong predictions ✅ |
| Oh yeah 28 p/e, revenue of 2.5B a year, growth at 18-25%, a fucking cash cow and it’s going to zero. You’re going to zero dog. |
| Why Dominos? That's one of the worst pizza chains in the country. Surely they have some better pizza options nearby. |
| Who gives a fuck what you do? |
| Good luck. In five years LV will be just as expensive, you’ll have to buy water from California at a premium, it’ll be 150 degrees in the summer, your electric bill will be astronomical, and your home will be uninsurable |
| We sent astronauts around the Moon and Iran won a war against the U.S. before we got GTA6 |
| I have puts, don’t wish any harm on anyone. I just know this is all bullshit pump for no real reason. We created a problem, pumped, “solved” the problem with a bandaid PUMMMMP. Bandaid fell right off, trades sideways like nothing ever happened. |
| LOL You think these companies aren't largely embedded into our world? Intuit and Adobe have already dropped a ton and have tons of fcf. \n\nI understand targeting the private credit lenders and bdcs, but this is just regarded. |
| Beep boop |
| mind boggling spy gives you $3-6 strikes both ways for your 0dte's and ppl really post in here "how did i lose $?"\n\n# 🫵🤡 |
| Imagine missing out on the greatest bull run ever in past and future history |
| So then when will the US respond. The deal was contingent on it being open. |
| Still better and faster than the India team |
| When you really think about it, all the money for those weapons we just used to get to a worst situation than where we started could have been spent on us? I really don't like thinking anymore, I wish I could just be dumb like you guys. |
| Trucks are going through the strait 😭😭 |
| RBLX has kids moat though. They are fundamentally very different from normal saas/game stocks. |
| Theres like 5 actual people here, 5k bot accounts all arguing with each other lmaoooo |
| This |
| I mean, the straight is still closed, with the Lebanon strike. I don't see why this doesn't reverse tomorrow |
| so is the straight closed again? and the market doesn’t care this time? |
| Bots wana have fun |
| For the love of god just die SPY |
| Buy msft at market close, sell overnight when algos buy it.\n\nCan’t believe this pos garbage gave back the whole move lmao. |
| I was looking at my Microsoft shares and thinking, what a pos. And I see everyone else saying it’s a pos. Now I am thinking that’s a good sign to buy 🤔 |
| CNN are a bunch of fake ass cucks can't believe literally nothing they say |
| Is this good? |
| BBC News\nIran warns ships passing through Strait of Hormuz without permission will be "targeted and destroyed |
| It's going to get much worse before it gets better.. |
| Ber r fuk |
| Hey MARKET this is the definition of uncertainty ffs. |
| Kinda heartburny |
| I mean, it is hard to build data centers with diesel at 5-6$ a gallon… kinda checks out |
| This is my signal to start watching with interest |
| Bol r fuk |
| just pulled up my chair to watch you get your portfolio bussy destroyed |
| People will be using excel and co pilot for the next 50 years\n\nMillennials will be the new boomers… and with the current 40 year old CFO’s and FP&A Directors that got the roles bc boomers retired during covid ain’t gone stop using excel \n\nEver try and teach a boomer new tricks? Yeah that’s finna be us rn |
| Bullish either way |
| No u |
| Dear god. Rug the bools. Thank you. Amen. |
| A Botswana flagged ship just went through the strait. Botswana is landlocked. |
| hes in my bed i'll tell him you said hi |
| Good thing gas prices are going to go down now, right? *right?* |
| Well you can have 2 out of 3 for starters |
| new BMW EV |
| I’m cash right now but everyone here is so overly bullish it’s crazy |
| rice and beans are back baby |
| Look, I know everyone here is mega tarded.\n\nBut for love of fucking God, it is "strait" not "straight". |
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| Is there someone talking about $CAR? Yesterday and today traded more than 1,5 billions. Almost 50% short (float). A short squeeze is happening. Almost up 200% from the bottom. |
| How does it feel to live my dream |
| Today was the pump before tomorrows dump. The news doesn't really matter it just gives them cover to manipulate. |
| You dropped this 👑 |
| fair enough |
| Israel didn’t break it Jesus Christ you fucks hate our actual allies in wars on terror |
| U would think but this is the most manipulated market ever |
| Yeah I am in medical imaging and simulation and have plans on coding my own imaging models/software. I got brothers in algorithms working on it too. The moats are all domain specialist knowledge and ability to evaluate/guide the AI's work now. |
| so i live in CA. i have 1m in capital gains. if i quit my job now and move to vegas, the tax bill next year on those gains will buy me a porsche 911. \n\n CA a state where they tax everything and have nothing to show for it but 800 hospice millionaires |
| very good until it starts hallucinating numbers and you don't notice until the data is with the client |
| I like glxy |
| Everything is fine 👀 |
| Dear market gods, please run up oil to $125 a barrel without anyone having to die. Amen |
| It's fine. I'm sure he's doing what he thinks is right. |
| https://preview.redd.it/fe84703fe1ug1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14f365101383f30342f1da0a830881b45e0b82d2 |
| Lol the AI bubble gonna burst at worst possible time. QQQ to 200. |
| ur right I just had to include it cuz it's DOODOO like the rest of the list. FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET 💩 |
| Most of y'all think ydays move was some miraculous pump. However, the SPX options mkt did exactly what it was handicapped for, a 170pt move, just so happens it did it in one day... |
| Praying for us both bro |
| Anyone else act like you worked hard all day when your partner gets home from their job? I usually shower and get dressed 5 mins before they arrive home. Most of my day is day trading, sports gambling and eating Combos Pizzeria flavor bites in bed. |
| Waiting for the drop to flex on you tards |
| And CNBC just says US violated the cease-fire |
| https://preview.redd.it/7a4uptede1ug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c870351658c6b139cb3dce6d6503652a2d5e8b87\n\n |
| i believe its closed already. So no need for a definition. |
| LPT: Have cash on hand to buy calls when bros are crying |
| One company. Openclaw |
| https://preview.redd.it/8eijsx3ce1ug1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=517210365f7d4f6cae40381ad7956c5527accf2a\n\nBears still win in the end 30% gain\^ |
| If we can open red tomorrow I promise I’ll never buy options again. For atleast a Week or less |
| When I sell, it prints. When I hold it dumps. |
| Im gonna sleep tonight in peace 🙂 MSFT 360 or 350 tmr? glad i aiont holding that shit nomore |
| Just answer my question, and you will have an answer to whether the jury is out or not.\n\nETA:\n\nYou should Google "UNCLOS" first, before you answer, because you are still referencing Germany and Japan as "aggressors". |
| I barely do any calls bud, unless there’s something huge happening but keep crying |
| https://preview.redd.it/5isoannae1ug1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a987be428b2c878aafa85e280f096ea1cf2f410\n\n |
| Buy an old Camry you don’t need a 60k car |
| PLTR 😂 |
| Hope your puts printed! |
| Mythos is used to expose cracks in security, it isn't some sentient being that they are keeping under wraps from the general public. |
| Actually Indians |
| Fax machines were replaced by Email. \nMr Analogy, what you gonna replace SaaS with...more SaaS? |
| I love how the market is currently just acting like the straight isn’t closed |
| Where you getting this info? Multiple ai’s are not confirming this 🤔 |
| The world is out house. You just like to spend money you dummy |
| Lmao didn't even see that. |
| Boss |
| Agreed, add RBLX to the list too. SHORT WITH NO RESTRAINT |
| This piece of shit should go much lower |
| Im watching you, meat in hand as we speak. |
| APLD is gonna pop this whole stupid neocloud bullshit. NBIS is going back below 100, CRWV below 70 in the next 2 weeks. |
| I need 4 more of these exact same days to break even |
| Are you saying the average redditor is part horse girl or there are some horse girls on reddit? |
| SOUN |
| The Claude plugin for Excel is stupid, stupid good. Really amazing stuff. All the data mapping crap we send offshore can just be done with natural language prompting, oh, and it can format cells it has little confidence in. Outstanding. |