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| Are actual oil tankers passing through the Strait or should we expect further high oil prices ? |
| > I am 32 with no savings. I lost 370k during the crypto crash in October recently. \n\nSo you had more than 370k in savings. It doesn't have to be in a savings account to be savings. And since crypto didn't crash to 0, you still have **A LOT** more savings than the majority of people. |
| Metals catching a tiny bid but not confidence inspiring. Maybe inflation is overstated afterall 🤔 it took unprecedented pandemic stimulus to increase rates by just a few %, maybe it was a fluke and ZIRP will return soon enough. |
| Im sorry, but that is a stupid take. UAE and Bahrain enjoyed great partnership and success since joining. I do agree that a Palestinian state should be included in the accords as a condition... \n\nBut seeing Israel as a legitimate country (which it is for almost 80 years), doesn't give it more power, but instead is the first step to stop the hate on both sides. |
| I would pay 100k to be 25 again |
| if only they were able to see it, which is unfortunate the likes of which has never been seen 🥭🤪 |
| Buy RACE, Milan stock exchange, today Ferrari will unveil their first EV |
| Lmao |
| We are always using claude in Azure instead of openai |
| Life is meaningless without the market. |
| An investment into future layoffs of 4000 employees |
| Honestly, yes. |
| So when I bought a g29 BMW in 2023 it wasn’t the worst idea of all time. I was 25 at the time as well. Everybody in my family told me I lost my mind. I still have the car to this day. Only weighting this because at the time I was balancing splurging vs stock investing. |
| Yeah pretty ominous sign if one of the most well capitalized companies in the world can’t afford it. Means 99% of other companies possibly 100% can’t either |
| AHHHHHH... what's with all this red across the board and the casino being closed....??!! |
| It's not for my calls. It's for world peace! |
| *Iran warned Monday that, while some progress had been made, it was not yet close to striking a deal with United States to end the Middle East war, as 🥭 also said he was in no hurry to sign.*\n\nCalls it is. |
| We’ve got more bears where that one came from. |
| Bols are getting complacent again dump it!! |
| > “Our deal is the exact opposite, but nobody has seen it, or knows what it is.” |
| Happy taxpayer's day fellas |
| Such a boring thread. Just deal no deal stuff nothing else |
| What they deserve |
| In a world with RKLB, ASTS, and SpaceX IPO in a month, this is your space play? \n\nThe people who can fly a weird plane really high that doesn't put things in orbit and occasionally blows up the pilot? Really? |
| Life also costs more than 100k. Starting your adult life with the support of family/friends is one thing. Started from mid 20s with nothing and no one, is very different. |
| We’ll never get a red day again |
| Puts at the open lmao |
| I was once in a company in which the ceo made a 10m stock buy. Glory coming.\n\nExcept he sold 200m months back😂\n\nCompany doesn’t exist today |
| Stop gambling your $ |
| Yeah but he said all in MRVL so I stayed away. |
| Twitter 2021: 5.1 billion \n\n\nSpaceX , Twitter, xAI 2025: 3.2 billion \n\n\n🧐 |
| I also choose this guy’s dad’s ballsack |
| Calls |
| h1b engineers are cheaper. |
| Is the peace deal in the room with us? |
| Can’t be wrong about securing profit |
| Its a great first step for total Israeli domination-\n\nSince the first Abraham accords, they started seizing up even more land in the West Bank |
| Damn bro I’m right there with ya but I’m older. 😔 |
| And then you find out you have to work minimum twice as hard to pay for the same house |
| Dafuq is this post? |
| > The reason for QE back in the years after the Financial Crisis was that the Fed didn't have more ammunition at the time with rates already at 0%.\n\nYou can say that. \nBut you are missing the key aspect of the GFC, which is the failure of a market based credit system. \nThe only way the fed can provide liquidity in a market based credit system is to buy the assets. \n |
| W comment |
| What's pornhub's ticker? |
| Bruhs even mcdonalds deals prices on the app went up 😳 |
| Withdrew all their funds. |
| Better at zest-maxxing? |
| chief development officer |
| I’m 25 as well, this is my sign to stop gambling options.. |
| A year ago at the tech company I work for I had an nvidia spark on reserve. No one wanted to buy it. 8 weeks ago I threw the red flag on what running codex in a CI/CD environment would do to the cost. Surprise, major overage charges. Guess whats on the docket this week? A conversation about an in house setup to offload certain tasks.\n\nC suite has no idea how this tech operates in most companies. They listened to far too many earnings calls and mag 7 salesmen. True FAFO |
| days like today should be completely illegal tbh, they are a clear attack on capitalism |
| Could be 0dte. You can go from 100% to 0% in 2 minutes if you want... |
| Bruder was hast du gemacht |
| Yeah, was gonna say…it was a very costly education in Trading, but an education none the less…move forward with the knowledge you paid for and make it back. \n\nBut the straight drop at the end left no time for learning. \n\nThe only redeeming quality here is the skill with which it takes to actually finish at $0, dude is a regard of the highest order. |
| i don't understand options and i think i never will. why is this negative if amd is above strike even? |
| You somehow managed to pick good stocks during 2026 rallies but timed every single one as terrible as possible |
| are you for real? the only thing that gets me through the day is the jealous stares i get in the gym shower. we're talking grapefruits, man. get ballmogged. |
| The TSX is open today dumbass |
| He sees what everyone who is smart sees. WTF is going on in this clown world and clown market. |
| Yeah why Albanian 🤔 |
| If you're still calling it slop then you don't know what you're doing... learn context engineering. |
| They are actually currently charging navigation and service fees lmao\n\nSince its not a toll we pump |
| Ur rlly think so ? |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| I did almost the exact same thing when I was 20 lost everything on crypto I was up 150,000 and I never thought it would go down for some reason so I never sold until it dropped 97%. It took me four years to forgive myself for it, but from that day when I went to basically zero, I had a fire lit under my ass to get things back on track and not be defined by my failure. I made it work the old fashion way; working. I realized I was after this short term minded get rich quick thing that is hardly realistic let alone sustainable. And I get it works for some people, but I don't think it's a reliable path to choose. So I worked at a pizza shop and it was Covid so they were really busy short staffed so I worked 80 to 90 hours a week there and then when I would get off work between 10 and 11 PM and I would go DoorDash until 3 AM. Six nights a week I would DoorDash seven nights a week I would work at the pizza shop. I bought my first triplex, lived in one side rented the other 2 out and I lived for free and actually made a profit $400 a month after the mortgage and utilities were paid. It was an FHA loan so i only needed 10k down to get the mortgage. Then I didn't pump the brakes I kept working as much as I could and investing everything into long-term minded index funds dollar cost averaging as much as I could every month and maxing out my Roth IRA of course. Fast forward almost 6 years from that horrible day and I have six rental properties and a house that I live in with my wife who was there for the journey and used to fall asleep in the car with someones take out in her lap because doordash became our date night. I bought the car and truck I always wanted and I'm buying the pizza shop that I work at. Not everyone's journey is going to be the same and I know how things played out for me are a series of fortunate events some of which that found me, nonetheless if you have grit, determination and a burning fire within you to do WHATEVER it takes to build the life you seek for yourself, it can happen brother. Wishing you the best! |
| I just Google Image searched "Albanian women" ... it was a mixed bag to put it politely. |
| Spot price of gold is basically meaningless when the markets are closed bud, especially when the price drops 0.04%. |
| Stockmarket in GTA5 online is still opening in 7 mins |
| NOK up 133% ytd and insider just bought more stock today .. maybe the rally is not a pure meme rally 🤔 |
| Its my mate Abraham’s Honda Accords. He has 2 and for some reason everyone wants to sign on them. He is pissed as he has to get them washed each time |
| Bullish |
| Satoshi san entered the chat |
| in principle only. but algos cant differentiate |
| We go by optimism and progression whether it’s deal or no deal. Accept the fact that it’s gonna be green tomorrow |
| Amen brother/sister. |
| Iliad mogs Odyssey, change my mind! |
| Congratulations for achieving 100k with 25 years.\n\nEdit: I don't know what part of this money was lottery, but you can achive this again without that help with a little more time. I am on my way too.\n\nYou learned a very good lesson.\n\nNow you have to win this money again but knowing the risks of this types of investments. |
| Your account reflects this.. |
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| Deported |
| Can’t imagine paying for slop, then still having a cooldown period lol. People will buy anything |
| OKLO opens >70. |
| they just haven't been in the casino long enough, like me. let's roll those dice once more, fortune favors the brave, carpe diem and all that! |
| man i just want my puts to print so i can get some Albanian chicks 🐻 |
| This is recoverable. Stop the casino and throw into your 401k as much as you can and you'll still be ahead of most of your peers. |
| > We have a beautiful Memorandum of Understanding on a peace deal. Some people say the most beautiful they’ve ever seen. |
| Good news! You probably already did without knowing or your permission! |
| Where did you get it exceed human engineers |
| So her $%^&* is a toll? |
| https://preview.redd.it/nfowwn36ba3h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9ae7ddb70b0be7971307663445d4251838db70c |
| 9/10 times ameripoors turn the world casino red when their first trading day is a tuesday |
| Atleast u made money my friend and all your loans are paid off. Whereas me, nevermind. |
| !remindme 10y |
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| Losing money on these stocks this year take a special kind of Cramer |
| Europoor unfortunately |
| No deal but who cares. Bulls are just better at this then bears. |
| Thanks chatgpt |
| $MARA. - AI INFRASTRUCTURE trade & \n$BGDE for a more volatile high r/r set up |
| Posers 🇳🇱 |
| The second statement in your headlines doesn’t reflect what the article says lol. \n\n“AI costing codes may exceed human engineers” how did you get that from article |
| GLTA market opens in 10 minutes! |
| This is a promotional one they send themselves.\n\nIts not me buying a giftcard or getting cashback rewards |
| No crying in the casino |
| So it's a great first step, right? Maybe both sides can stop teaching their kids to hate the other side so the next generation prospers. Obviously tie the Palestinian state to the whole ordeal. Yeah its a lot, but it looks like a lot of them are making compromises right now, so maybe |
| So ad blockers make sure that reddit gets no money? Excellent! |
| USApoor |
| I get it now. We never needed a deal to pump. The pump was within us all along! Thank you, Mr. 🥭, for showing the market it CAN pump 4% before tomorrow’s open. |
| hey i'm 35 and also running on a deficit. i just need one lucky roll in the casino. trust me bro, it'll happen this time |
| Iran agreed to not toll the strait.\n\nOpen for all. \n\nThey agreed to it in the MOU.\n\nThe highly touted framework of a deal.\n\nThen it comes out that they will instead take control of the strait because then they can charge environmental fees, which are technically not tolls. \n\nLMAO the progress made is a technicality. |
| Eat your cheerios bear! |
| $HIMS options |
| What is highskool?\nI am all in anyway! |
| Microsoft will quickly learn why they pay Anthropic, because as anyone using Copilot knows, it fucking sucks. |
| Dell calls |
| Tree fiddy! |
| Start over, stop gambling, and invest in funds like VTI, VXUS, and QQQM. Unlike you I had to learn this lesson at the ripe age of 38. At least you have 13 more years of compounding. |
| what about those that don’t even have $600 in their checking accounts? \n\nserfs? |
| I think I'm more sidetracked by the addendum of Uber spending $3.4b with 5,000 employees doing agentic coding. \n\nWhat product innovation did that $3.4b buy? |
| *you literally have no power. you are along for the ride. this is not a democracy, this is a dictatorship with a ticker symbol.*\n\nExactly my thoughts, but people are still gonna make in this while I will be at wendy's |
| He meant your wife or your kids not your wife or some random kids. Did that clear it up? |
| WOLF is also up 4600% since they sold. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Azbroker28 made a bet that NVDA would go to 250.0 within **1 week** when it was 229.831 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Not a coder but been fucking around with Claude Code and it is kind of amazing how it gets 80%-90% there. Almost as if it is designed to give you enough to feel with just a little more compute you can push through to 100% |
| They say the joy is in the journey not the destination. You haven't arrived yet, so you gonna be okay, that's why we're building [ohyolo.com](http://ohyolo.com) for people like you. |
| All this crazy peace washing is making my penis soft.. |
| There’s three million of us in this sub, could we make our own trading index that runs 24/7 |
| Unfortunately, no. The stock market is closed today, as it is Memorial Day in the U.S. and a holiday for major institutions across North America, including both the NYSE and the TSX.\n\nStandard equity trading will resume tomorrow, **Tuesday, May 26**, so you can get back to business and leave Christopher Nolan's upcoming *Odyssey* movie behind. |
| I can't really take you seriously because you don't even have the date of the last split. it was actually 2000. check again. One share in 1977 is 30 shares today.\n\nIt's not a tech stock. It doesn't split every 10 seconds and isn't trading at 3,000 times earnings. can't wait for this bubble to burst so people quit thinking they're geniuses trading in a goddam 20 plus year bull run... |
| ~~Time in the market not Timing the market~~ \n\*checks subreddit\* \nBUY CALLS |
| Scheduling it weekly was the save for us(mostly me, lol). Boring on paper, but it works. |
| I'm old AF (username checks out). This comment best aligns with my lived experience. Life is only short if you're having a good time. For most of us, it's a helluva slog; some have further left to grind than others. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jintjeepaa3h1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=ffa370babb9f55db865fdb1bccd95c63fe9c73da |
| To be fair its almost lottery rules that you have to gamble it away somehow. |
| Nokia CEO bought shares now at 15.30 dollars |
| Levels of Wealth by Net Worth:\n- Poor <500k\n- Middle Class 500k-3m\n- Upper Middle Class 3-10m\n- Upper Class 10-25m\n- Entry Level Wealth 25-50m\n- Rich 50-500m\n- Ultra Rich 500m-5b\n- Mega Rich 5-30b\n- Global Power Rich 30-100b\n- Mega Wealth 100b+\n- Elon Musk 1t+\n\n |
| Unfortunately I think this was inevitable. Say this trade went well, you made another $100k, it’s honestly likely you would’ve made another trade of similar proportion and blew up the account. We see it all the time on WSB; guys run up account balances getting lucky before totally nuking their account. \n\nThe best you can do is learn from this. Money comes back.\n\n |
| very AS of you goi |
| You can always earn another $100k, deposit those, and do the same thing again! |
| The gold trade that happens after this will get me a private jet. |
| So bored IaActually have to work |
| Fun fact he becomes Thomas Forcie when he accelerates |
| Couldn’t he just have withdrawn all the funds and it still would show this way? |
| Ameritards, it's so boring without your casino. Miss u |
| Hard to see how open source won’t eventually win |
| Bruh… 😭 |
| The average bear market lasts under 10 months and has a fall of 35%. \n\nBears want to pretend like they're Nostradamus and lose all of their money to potentially make pennies once a decade |
| I don't even have 10. |
| He can't keep getting away with it! - Jesse Pinkman |
| This is a valuable thing to learn at 25, you’ll be a lot smarter and better off from this point on. There may be more hiccups but you’re alive and in your prime. Go out and take a nice hike or long walk somewhere you enjoy being and get your mind off the monkey money for a little. |
| Now we have the same amount of money |
| How do you find this? |
| Look at it this way - you learned this lesson early in life and with only $100k. In the long run the lesson will probably save you more than $100k |
| They wanted to rent it out to mellenials |
| 2 words: majorana 1 and magne\n\nif it dips, buy aggressively |
| Spending this afternoon at the beach with my wife and kids while chilling on this sub\n\n\nIs what I would've said if I had a wife and kids 😔\n\n\nThe beach part is also questionable |
| I like when they touch my peener |
| Hell if my stonks go up like this i’ll join the abraham accords too |
| Not checking so will blindly believe |
| You should have kids bro your life still sounds bleak af |
| Samsung can't replace workers, drone schools, and destroy economies like Anthropic. Samsung can only make ok electronics that effect the lives of everyday Americans. Does that clear it up? |
| Based |
| This is good advice and also fits my experience as well. I lost quite a lot of money in the market and my negative thoughts lasted about a year before I accepted it and moved on |
| Net worth is more positive than the thoughts! |
| It’s gonna go up. Some dude called SimpleMan said stonk would reach $220 per share according to Yahoo article. Better buy the dip before fomo hits. |
| Call ur mom, tell her I love her |
| Well your 25 and you now have a very valuable lesson - never go all in on options |
| You've left out a key detail though, which one are you doing? |
| I bought at 35 sold for 110. Paper hands and I wasn’t informed of this War happening. I believe the campaign started no more wars. |
| I inadvertently read your username and remembered you from a thread about, well, your username says it all.\n\nSo, genuine question: still bullish on RDDT? |
| This holiday algo pump will be reversed tomorrow, no deal, nothing has changed |
| Yes, I’d gladly sacrifice myself to know all my loved ones will be well cared for, |
| Super frustrating. I need to buy the latest dip in oil for the latest failed peace deal. Trump can't do this shit on a holiday weekend |
| It's some combo of all four. \n\nFor NASDAQ 100 it will be added without removing others and funds will proportionally sell to buy SpaceX. When it gets to the annual index reconstitution date they'll drop the bottom company from the index. For sp500 assuming proposed rule changes go into effect they'll drop bottom as it will only be added during reconstitution.\n\nThe buying and selling isn't instant the funds have some time to buy/sell, I'm not sure how much and it probably depends on the fund. I'd say they probably all have at least a trading week to sort it out. |
| Depends on how quickly the market crashes |
| You forgot to thank us for our attention to this matter |
| Can the market open so I can quit learning shit about this dumbass odyssey movie |
| Imagine if Cramer is actually a genius and just decides to speak in opposites to mislead retail traders. |
| Thats not just a statement — its a revelation |
| You know what, why not? Sure. |
| Korea |
| That you think its the only type of love a woman would be interested in you for. To me thats worthy of an aw ☹️unless you are a jerk |
| It’s basically forcing you to be friends with Hitler |
| Honestly, used to it. Some people walk down the street holding their dick here |
| You know how many BJs op had to give to get that money? |
| You have a sent amount of your time that doesn’t replenish (the time you’re born until the time you die) you cannot buy more free time than that so you can’t really buy time. You just aren’t wasting it doing other stuff you need to do to survive. |
| So markets definitely going to pop tomorrow on that news then! |
| Wait. And monitor daily follow the sticks daily and chatter. The stock needs to settle in |
| Chatgpt 4o is the therapist I really need…\n |
| Fever dreams.\n\n\nChump has been able to do it this time. |
| This is just. Wow. Golden |
| Awesome |
| 15 years ago i lost 100k, was pretty bum out and almost punch out a wall at the workplace restroom.15 years later i think 150k is about my daily account fluctuation. I don't even get out of bed unless it's a half a mil movement. \n \nKids nowadays worry about competing with their peer over that tiny little pittance way too much. They should really set their sight much higher but in longer time frame instead of trying to get rich quick. 100x or 1000x the wealth in 10 years. \n \nThe skill set to invest money/time into more time and money is far more important than the money itself. The world is literally filled with infinite amount of money, what's lacking is good business model that can invest that money profitably. So it multiply into more money. If you have the business skill set to make money with proof and guarantee, bank will lending you money. Investor and vc will throw money at you. Focus on growing skill set, the money will follow. |
| 2006 My dad gave me 10k in to invest in a stock. It was between apple and sears. I chose Sears, Apple would be worth 3 million today if I bought and just left it. Probably would't have kept it that long. But still. Sorry for your loss. Hope she was with it. |
| If you start investing right now in good companies, you will be way more than fine. God I wish I started investing at 25 . |
| At 25 it is normal to make mistakes. The important part is that you have the time to make them again, as you are only 25. Don’t beat yourself over it too much. Take a break, don’t lament. |
| Be proud of yourself, not many 25 year olds are in a position where they can lose 100k. You’re probably already way ahead of people. Or at least you were at some point LOL |
| Israel is wildly unpopular and those countries have always tied recognition of Israel to the formation of a Palestinian state. |
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| Noone can tell you what to do, and noone can tell you itll be ok. You got to tell you its ok. The financial world is littered with those that went bankrupt and were never heard from again, and the financial world is littered with the greats who lost it all, and gained it back again. The choice of what you do now is yours and yours alone. Best of luck |
| Probably the most retarded thing I've ever heard |
| Following the advice of people on here |
| Deal imminent |
| Open the Casino! |
| That WOLF position. Ouch, I think it went 2-3x from the sell date.\n\nEdit: My fault, the new shares didn’t kick in until September. |
| You’ve paid your tuition to the school of life. Some would say better than any Ivy League degree. Did you learn anything? |
| Still young. If u have 100k at 25, I am sure u will rebound in no time |
| Mixed signals here |
| $MELI what's up my fellow Burry enjoyer? |
| Can a Middle East expert enlighten me on how wild the Abraham accord request is? |
| Or bitcoin. Have you guys heard of that?\n\nThey’re in the computer |
| At least you can think. Many others are in vegetative state |
| Yeah, that was a whole lot of 3’s to say I’m broke and regarded in my community |
| Just need like a $20 drop on S&P futures today and I’ll be happy |
| ANTHROPIC IPO VALUATION: $850B\nSAMSUNG VALUATION: $800B\n\nANTHROPIC REVENUE: $30B\nSAMSUNG REVENUE: $230B |
| But that what's the Abraham Accords for... so why shit on them as a negative |
| No. Casino is closed today. Spend some time with you wife and kids. |
| YOLO!!! |
| Whatever happened to underpromise and overdeliver??? |
| Sofakingdom |
| Lmao so the deal is now about signing the Abraham Accords |
| No |
| I did the same thing when I was about your age. Except that it was Webvan and it was $20k but it was all of my investable cash. I’m still alive 20 years later and doing great. |
| Yes |
| he just did that and chose to forget that he took that decision all he saw was some negative number and thats all to try it again and again till he succeeds... |
| Oooo you’re such a cool guy, must be so *exhausting* being that cool and successful |
| See you at world’s biggest the casino tomorrow ? |
| Youth means nothing when you have nothing |
| I used claude at work for an hour last week and it costed like 10$ in tokens for an hour. It was basic work nothing complex, used like 10 prompts. Either way its not like I am paying. \n\nAnd this is subsidised cost of the AI? What will be the non subsidized cost? |
| Does the market still open today? I’m Australian, unclear on American specifics |
| Regardless of his age, job or they why, it was something given away for free on top of his salary, a company that was not public, shared a piece of the cake and gave it to OP.\n\nNot sure why people come just to criticize or joke, OP is asking what to do and being intership or whatever doesn’t respond.\n\nFor doubts I gave my POV in a comment and just would like that the top comments where related to OPs question and not something unrelated like this |
| “Just end the never ending wars in a place that’s been having them for all of human history” yea why not just do that, why hasn’t anyone thought of that yet! |
| Im more impressed how you had 99k to spend at 25 . |
| Your inheritance has been transferred so someone who can use it better. That’s capitalism. Congrats |
| Quit making stupid plays based on what you read on WSB.\n\nEFTs and long term holds are your friend |
| The list of companies wanting their tech is already AAPL, META, AMZN and indirectly NVDA. |
| Ahhh, exit liquidity. Please ping us next time you sell so we can buy |
| Thanks Europoor! Also happy St. Wilikers Tree Festival or whatever on your end friend! |
| A loan coming from who? The bank? I’m not in the US so this is new to me. |
| True. My cousin actually worked at a Wendy’s before he tried to sell me a no doc mortgage while I was still in college. |
| They better just build the Red Sea pipelines. This isn’t going to be resolved by the time they finish if they start now. |
| They are rich just not about the money |
| We’ve all blown up at one point though I have to admit my blow didn’t cause me to lose all my money still you’re young you’ll make it back. |
| FU money - 10m+\n |
| $20 by December |
| ASTS up 6.8% on the German market |
| So if oil futures expire while I'm holding. I own the barrels right? \n\nDo they deliver them to my house? |
| Ah, to be young. |
| Most certainly not worth the time and cost, but like that panty hamster is addictive |
| You’re 25. I know 40 year olds that would love to be in your position. Money comes and goes. Enjoy yourself and try not to stress. |
| It actually does, deductibles on your loses |
| It's complicated.\n\n1. All major providers (OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, xAI, ...) are opaque and don't reveal their actual token costs. We're still in acquisition phase where investor money is burned to capture market and make corporate customers dependent on you. Effective price raises finally started happening only a week or two ago.\n2. Between C-suites buying into marketing hype (AI efficiency, get rid of most of your specialists, junior coders not needed anymore) and moronic usage patterns (especially in cases where there's a mandate to use AI, leaderboards, internal incentives to shove AI into everything you do) companies are spending way more than they should on AI. Some use cases (mainly content / code generation) are outpacing the rest, quality control in particular.\n\nThe whole thing is unsustainable IMO and will follow the regular Gartner hype cycle curve but you won't get the confirmation bias for that in this sub, too many retards. |
| this is not the whole post |
| I am bullish on women but bearish on your ability to acquire any. |
| It's to do something like a Mandatorian would |
| Like men, but dress nice |
| r/girldinnerdiaries |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| michael burry dropped his fish fingers in the garden shredder |
| Doesn't even look like a gambling problem, it's just one BIG cliff-diving mistake! Just don't do what you did there next time...after you make some money for a deposit, of course. |
| Why is that such a negative for the reddit crowd? Just end all the stupid wars in the ME |
| Not too late to get in is what you’re saying? |
| In their defense the balls are usually blocking their vision. |
| Are u stupid perhaps? |
| Good I'm going to need them |
| Bibi, CUFI, AIPAC, the pope. F all these people. |
| Slow and steady wins the race. Get out of this sub and go to financial independence. You’re too young. You can start over. Seriously. You can achieve anything. |
| ….for now |
| Posting in this sub surely qualifies us for disability benefits |
| Dude that guy 👆 is *unhiiiiiinged* 💀 It’s fucking hilarious! |
| LMFAO |
| Strait never opens again. It's not even gay it's just asexual |
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| Maybe you didn't\n\n>It should start with the immediate signing by Saudi Arabia and Qatar, and everybody else should follow suit. If they don’t, they should not be part of this Deal in that it shows bad intention. In speaking to numerous of the Great Leaders mentioned above, they would be honored, as soon as our Document is signed, to have the Islamic Republic of Iran as part of the Abraham Accords. Wow, now that would be something special! This will be the most important Deal that any of these Great, but always in Conflict Countries, will ever sign. Nothing in the past, or in the future, will surpass it. Therefore, I am mandatorily requesting that all Countries immediately sign the Abraham Accords |
| Thomas Massie didn't kill himself!\n\n\n(Just practicing) |
| Considering you are a "Top 1% Commenter" on a shit sub...are you really working??? |
| Yeah and once we see capex waver (will still be awhile because physical AI hasn't even manifested itself yet), then you rotate back into the hyperscalers. Don't overcomplicate it retards |
| Open Source Small Scale Models will catch up so fast. Qwen3.6:27b is so strong! |
| Are you sure you’re the dad? |
| Just keep pretending to be poor and broke, avoid smoking and excessive drinking, and keep a structured fitness routine. Don't drive expensive vehicles, avoid dating/marrying women who are spenders, or brag about your stock market gains. My brokerage financial consultant made a good point about the Umbrella Insurance and I will be getting it once I am back in the workforce. |
| My screen is frozen, I only have Fridays prices.\n\nWhat market doing? |
| Just embrace the lack of oil, calls on horses. |
| TIL that Mandatorily is a real word. |
| Already knew that. I'm in the military. (I'm on duty today) |
| Purecycle Technologies Inc right? So I can look into it.\n\nEdit: just had to look at the screenshot again |
| I am 25 and never had this much money |
| There is something wickedly evil about those accords. Not to mention all the authoritarian tech being trained there to turn on the west. |
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| What’s updog? |
| Ty bb |
| I like the parts where you take people's money then refuse to pay anything back, offer any services, and then sue them until they just let you keep it. Masterful! |
| zapf dingbats enters the chat |
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| Ligma balls lmao |
| Can't figure out how to talk to them - it's like it's impossible or some shit |
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| I’ve got closed straights in this hand 🤚 and updogs in the other one 🖐️ |
| They look and feel nice |
| read the whole post |
| He could be green, all he did was just cherry pick sort his losses from the traded list. Incomplete picture. |
| I lost about 1/3 of that when I was 24 and was similarly depressed. Especially since I was unemployed at the time too. But things will pick up, you can simply rebuild it again from working and just don't gamble this time. A costly lesson but a worthwhile one to get while young and not, say, when you're about to retire |
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| When i was 25 I was -250k\n\nWish id been at zero. Didnt hit zero till my mid 30s |
| I heard this shit last year... look where we are now |
| A for effort. |
| Negotiations are going well regarding the salary for that one job I want. I haven't submitted my application yet, but negotiations are proceeding excellently. |
| He was just a kid. |
| Women aren’t real |
| Can confirm my job sucks. Currently at work on the toilet staring at futures though so it’s ok for like the next 5 minutes |
| This article is from two fridays ago so I’m sorry to say but your calls are already worthless |
| OPs profits are a mid night in Vegas. May as well keep gamblin. |
| Or said another way time is more valuable than money. Always will be |
| Bers are winning more than ever but bol cant see beyond its own two horns 🧸 |
| Anyone have thoughts on women? |
| Unless your name is Gordon Gecko and you have some great info, I will not be riding with you. |
| And also: The cost of all other insurances may commensurately go up as well. To initiate an umbrella policy, insurers will often require the coverage limits on homes and vehicles etc to be increased before the umbrella policy is issued. |
| He paradoxically lowers the futures curve but that actually keeps the price higher for longer. Probably a silver like squeeze is coming when the paper starts to glitch out. |
| Their toilets on the floor are free for emergency use |
| While everyone is busy eating barbecue, and stuffing their faces like a pig. I’m busy being a bear on Nasdaq 📉📉 |
| Open the casino 🎰 |
| Leverage it into as much SpaceX IPOs that you can using credit\n\n^Edit: ^pls ^note ^that ^this ^can ^also ^cause ^generational ^ruination! |
| Thanks bro! |
| I need APA to finish this week under 40 |
| It’s just money! If you made 100k at just 25, imagine were you’ll be at 40, with all these valuable lessons learned!\nYou are more than money, more than some gold coins, more than an unstable market, take advantage of the fact that most people at 25 don’t have this experience of loosing a significant amount, and keep going!\nTough lesson, I know, but focus on what’s next, don’t struggle with the past!\nKeep us updated, go out for a walk, call a friend you trust, take a break, rethink and continue!\nWe have faith in you! |
| >Therefore, I am mandatorily requesting that all Countries immediately sign the Abraham Accords |
| You made most of your money after Covid anyways so you could have just bought then. |
| You learn a lesson ! Don’t let this happen again and be smarter financially |
| But it raises the question of how any external company supposed to afford it? |
| Why don’t u try to be a minority once |
| Amerifats - I hope you have a fun and peaceful holiday 🙏 |
| It's your calls so probably dump |
| this bubble is a crime against the majority. we are all getting debased |
| I like the look of NOW and MELI on [tradeodds.io](http://tradeodds.io) going into next week. |
| All you need is an other 100k n do the opposite of what you were doing now |
| So you never executed the put? Inside of her? |
| You are 25, can start over. Avoid options |
| > if you're working today your job sucks and/or your boss hates you\n\nI am, but I work for myself 🙁 |
| $240 liquid is awesome, a lot of people don't even have that!!! |
| Solid earnings. Warned of inflation in forward guidance, which probably means earnings won't be as good next quarter. |
| Lowe's Home Improvement ftw. |
| You will have help with taxes for the rest of your life. I was you but just at 80k |
| he can't force them and wording of the post does not fit that description |
| Bruh i bought the regular claude subscription and after three prompts I have to wait for 4 hours before I can use it again 😆 (creating documents and research stuff) |
| I love these articles who speak on behalf of traders like any of that shit matters. At that matters is that ber sell leap. Jane chase leap. Jane get trapped. |
| Elon wins, insiders get rich, who wants to be a bag holder?. |
| They are on a land stealing spree with no end in sight. |
| I hear you can save big money there. |
| The sauce can't accept any more Wendy's applications. |
| Reminder that if you're working today your job sucks and/or your boss hates you\n\nSource: I'm working today |
| I did not have 100K when I was 25. That's for sure. My first job was paying £9 per hour. |
| Someone has to make money because investors of the IPO will lose their money |
| Simple but happier times, we were content with very little 😜 |
| My favorite part is the SUB blocked this back when it was still $6.00. lol. Now everyone wants to talk about it classic WSB\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/h7pquwgh7a3h1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e9a4e486f7cc430e756c682625f319cf950487f |
| Good on you. If you can buy more, do it. |
| Nah |
| it's the most delulu thing i have seen him say yet |
| I have $240 |
| [](https://www.reddit.com/user/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL/)🥭 is now forcing the GCC to sign onto the Abraham Accords after the Iran deal. \n\nLMAOOO saudi might as well sabotage the deal themselves |
| The closed straight is funny 😆 but running out of fuel is gonna suck lmao |
| Godspeed |
| It’s probably not that much about engineer vs Claude code in general. It’s more about how expensive Claude code is compared to having something cheaper in the hands of a professional. \n\nIf you still need at least some humans to oversee and do the stuff that they should be able to achieve on their own would you rather pay substantially more to give them a tool that is so good it almost makes them obsolete or do you give them the cheaper tool and they still do something.\n\nThere are scenarios where you’ll have experts working with near perfect AI tools or with good/ok-ish AI tools where it becomes a question what make more sense to do, the expert in this case becomes almost a fixed cost, ist the added productivity worth the added cost? |
| Futures and index’s are open over here in America even if the rest of the market is closed. Futures are slowly dropping while my puts are going up rn |
| China needs oil too. Iran would rather make America collapse now since they are the ones getting Ukraine’d currently. It is kind of cartoonish watching 🥭 get increasingly desperate while he bluffs so hard he doesn’t even believe his own bs now. |
| No |
| Ughhhh open the marketssssso |
| Looking to turn this $13 in buying power into generational wealth by end of week. What's the play tomorrow |
| Dude if you have less than $100,000 between your brokerage and savings accounts, I only have one thing to say to you:\n\n🫵 Keep your head up.\n\nIt's hard out here. |
| *"We're very close. oh so so close to a signed deal to end the war." Jr gang see oil dropping like a rock and begins the play. Scooping oil futures. Maaango checks. "Son are we ready?" "Yes dad."*\n\n*Breaking News- "There has been no signed deal with Iran. It appears we ejaculated a bit prematurely and oil prices have spiked once again. The Straight is still closed."*\n\n*Jr gang sells. "Are we winning son?" "Yes dad"* |
| Is this Abraham accords some mailing list that you pay Mango to be on or what? |
| Even the citizens of the countries that have signed already hate it and surveys say they think it is damaging their countries. |
| 60% of the time, it works every time.. |
| People value that??! |
| Microsoft is 100% of my networth, am i cooked? |
| OPEN THE CASINO NOW!!! |
| If that's an anglopoor query you can do either. If you sell but leave the proceeds in the ISA you can then invest in something else and retain all the tax advantages |
| It's been like 3 months now right? And nothing has happened. It's fucking stupid. Nothing is ever going to happen. |
| Too broke for futures where do i gamble i remaining cents |
| It’s like meth, once you use it, you can’t go back. Price went up? Well fuck, give me the same thing as last time anyway, IDC. |
| Many people spend their early 20s failing through college, developing a crippling substance addiction, and banging the worst kind of people they match with on tinder. \n\nId give anything to go back to 25. |
| Ahhh ruse inflation you say |
| Can anyone enlighten me what Barron means. Everyone here keeps mentioning him. |
| Their lumber is significantly smaller than advertised |
| Negative thoughts aren't worth it |
| Wait...this shit is closed....WTF! |
| Asmongold going on Financial Audit soon 🙌 |
| It is a good place to go for a first date! |
| If you have a Menards nearby, they will give you a 10% rebate on anything you buy, too. |
| Because their storage is filling and it's a big problem if they have to stop drilling |
| no! |
| Surprised? |
| I Agree lol |
| this was under the fake deals chapter of Art of the Deal... such a pro |
| Mehr news agency\n\nhttps://x.com/marketsday/status/2058893649199628594 |
| Its msft. Probably dump |
| Facts 👆 |
| I think it’s a great place to go for home improvement items |
| What was your bet? |
| Ain’t gonna be oil for 4th of July. Tank bottoms\n\n#LMFAOOO |
| Call ur mom, tell her u love her |
| We had Wingdings. |
| The great thing about cash is that neither of you can expose your identities. A stock transfer is tracked and much harder to hide.\n\nThis has to be a joke. |
| Send it back and stop shopping on temu, that's a claim about the present. Ber wil be fuk is what my high end ball is telling me |
| Anyone have Thoughts on Home Depot ? |
| Jesus man, wtf you doing options for |
| The strait is so gay now |
| pretty crazy we preemptive striked Iran just to maintain Israel dominance\n\nBalance of power for stability would be if Iran had nukes like Israel |
| They're looking for a deal where the rest of arab countries joining abraham accords instead. He truly works for boss nyahu 🇮🇱 lmao 🤌🏻 |
| Eventually it will catch up but who knows how long that takes |
| Even if you find a safe investment paying 5% a year that's 60k, most people can't live off that after taxes. |
| Watch tomorrow morning during premarket 🥭 is gonna send a twit stating "deal is absolutely off, iran refuses to commit to the most important aspects of the deal such as nuclear and i have decided to terminate all talks going forward. Thank you for your attention love 🥭" and the market goes into nuclear winter immediately |
| So no iran deal 😞😞 |
| 😂 |
| 🥭: "The peace deal is going FANTASTIC!! I told Mr. Iran that if he doesn't take it we will NUKE them!! Thank you for your attention to this matter and praise be to Allah!" |
| Now you know what crypto people feel like. |
| This is the kind of conspiracy speech of a person that want's their bank account suddenly closed down! |
| Accurate 😭 |
| The straight will never open again but nobody gives a fuck 😂 |
| Yeah this is basically Microsoft saying "why pay Anthropic when we can funnel everyone to our own stuff" \n\n \nBeen dealing with similar budget surprises at work - these AI tools eat through credits way faster than anyone expects, especially when devs get hooked on them. Uber burning through whole year budget in 4 months is wild but not really surprising if you've seen how much people use these things once they start |
| Don’t make fun of my genetics. |
| The best deal is yet to come!!!!!! \n\n- DJT |
| Iran is so close to causing actual oil shortages to much of the world. Why give in now? |
| I like the way you saw the line going down slowly over time and thought, surely this goes up? |
| Source? |
| I spent 100k on drugs by the time I was 25 at least you got a financial lesson out of it, all I got was this crippling addiction that still fucks me up at 40. |
| The sensation in the body + a thought (story) = an emotion.\n\nOnce the realization that objects come and go (like a thought, sensation, or a perception), but the being you are never ceases to be, reality of your true nature shines. \n\nContentment to the current experience in the eternal present. |
| Im long european stocks |
| “62% of our clients are also retarded” |
| I bought XOM @ 32 and sold at 172 while you mongoloids were buying QYLD for the yield |
| Just a boring +1% day |
| What do you mean “Nobody wanted to buy… they just stopped selling”? For every transaction, there’s a buyer and a seller, correct? |
| my condolences |
| Ironically, that portfolio is a Butte. |
| atp idk how oil price works its all a Fugazi. Sulphur still up so we know the conflict isnt over. |
| he paid 100k to go from being 25 with some money to being 25 with no money |
| I'm getting ads for airplanes. The algos must think I'm really good at this. |
| [r/dividends](r/dividends) is probably your best bet, but it’s way less fun than arguing with a bunch of room temp IQs while we all lose money on short dated options |
| Appreciate the info |
| I had a guy ask me if I would rather lose $1,000 or $1,000,000. I said $1,000 because I would feel less stupid. He said "If it's gone and you lost it and don't have it anymore, what difference does it make? It's gone."\n\nBecause of that conversation, I left my job, moved to a city 2 hours away, and started a business with a couple of friends. Take risks. Sometimes they don't work out, but sometimes they do. And if you learned from the ones that don't, you can chalk it up to education. |
| I have a crystal ball and it predicts the future very accurately. My crystal balls says “Ber is fuk” LMAO 🤌 |
| is ISA only good for long term holds, or good to sell yearly for tax benefit |
| Oh thanks for the info |
| My covered calls are underwater 😖 damnit 🥭 |
| Who wouldn’t want an eat some fried chicken? Does it still have the feathers? |
| Yup. Only place things maybe falter is consumer ABS like credit card and auto but dont see that as being a catalyst for any wider issue as market doesn’t care anymore |
| I don’t think that’s a conspiracy theory |
| Seems like barron loaded his oil lmao 🤌🏻 |
| I lost almost 100k by the time I was 25. But now I’m 35 and my portfolio is 250k. Just use it as a lesson to invest proper and you’ll bounce back |
| yeah he's really retarded |
| But OP will also age.\n\nSo he will have experienced blowing up his finances AND being older eventually.\n\nIve only ever experienced one of those things. |
| Life let's you learn from your mistakes and move on. Download the docs you need to write off your losses which you can do $3k at a time on your taxes. Delete Robinhood. Rebuild. Learn long term investing strategies - i.e. VOO and chill. You'll be ok. |
| He can manipulate the price of futures not the physical price |
| Damn, if I lost a 100k, I don't know if I would make it. |
| Stocks are pumping, I’m from eu and can see the reaction to the “Iran deal” |
| A really hot room |
| This article was posted 10 days ago. I am posting now because it's relevant to the future demand demand for Claude Code\n\nMicrosoft and Uber already burned their Claude budget\n\nimo if fewer companies use AI tools then AI stocks may take a hit |
| I don’t want to be a conspiracy theorist, but everyday seems more like 🇮🇱 is running the U.S or at least trying to push that agenda towards 🥭\n\nThis recent post just adds to that |
| I hate to think of the olden days when kids didn’t have emojis 😞 |
| Twice more for every time it’s worked before |
| I miss the times of playing Jak II on my tube tv while snacking on some microwaved dino nuggets. |
| Bro 100k may seem like all the money in the world to you now, but it isn’t a lot of money relative to the money you can make in the life ahead of you. You can make this all in a year someday, just stop gambling |
| I’ve lost millions, it’s still fucking me up. Don’t turn to food and alcohol… |
| Read it as mfs |
| MSFT to the moon |
| iran deal bye bye but mango can reduce the price of oil by 8% with a fake headline ? when will dt stop manipulating oil price with fake news articles? just let my oil stocks ride bro🥲 \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/news/s/3KwOBgfZoP |
| Agreed, you have a lot of opportunities at 25 to make everything back. |
| Air defences were activated in Iran's Gulf Island of Qeshm, cause unclear \n\nLOVE TAP 💗 |
| Company pushes its own product. Crazy. |
| Govt. holidays soooo flat for markets bro! |
| Lmao |
| Roflcopter |
| Okay, whatever you say. ❤️ |
| Will my calls pump or dump on Tuesday? |
| Look it up at trading View or something you regard |
| Sometimes I'm just amazed with how much exaggerating words he typed in his tweet |
| How many times will this ruse work for the mango? Post ur comments below 👇 |
| PEACE DEAL IS NEAR, WE JUST NEED A DOZEN COUNTRIES INCLUDING IRAN TO ESTABLISH RELATIONS WITH ISRAEL FIRST - DJT |
| Gyna has a 50-100 year plan, they typically don't have manic episodes because of tiny issues or because another country tricked them into it like we do. If we get a sudden exogenous shock from them I expect it to be an unexpected AI advancement. That will literally drill our economy into the ground btw because it is currently the only thing holding it up from a full-on recession. |
| Insider trading means it doesn’t matter what the peasants want. We just get scraps. |
| Cooked from this regarded market |
| Look on the bright side that account tab at the top is in the green |
| The good ones always die young |
| I expect someone with some files suggested the idea to him |
| Abraham accords? More like SPYsuicide accords and straight closed for 3 more months accords\n\n \nAM I RITE |
| So this is how they spin it to get mango to agree lmaoooo |
| bull and bears both lose today. Best part - theta gang also does not win |
| inhouse token costs are less than external... more news at 11? |
| This is exactly right!\n\nThe general moral of the story is that it is the poors who are getting screwed, but the poors have a high tolerance of pain before they manage to screw up the rich, aka the stock market. |
| I’ve never had 99,000$ so there’s that |
| At 6000%, you can exercise your options and sell, what 4 shares to cover your costs? That's a 60 bagger. 10 baggers are rare. The odds of it retreating are probably much higher than you realize, especially once the bubble pops. \n\nYou didn't mention the company, so that might change my opinion here, but you'd be wise to take some profits at least... you can let the rest ride. |
| Yep. It’s best to not use your brain and just let your money grow. |
| Lol |
| Ah fuck no, he’s just a baby |
| algos: PÖHMMP ÜEEEET WOOO |
| I though pple in Sweden were rich. At least your Sweden women looks like princess isn’t it? |
| So, where can I find a trading community filled with people that have an above room temp iq? |
| That’s the goal brother |
| most of this sub invests their wifes money and childrens college funds, they arent lonely enough |
| RIP Joe Rogan |
| Iran says it will not toll ships in the Strait of Hormuz, instead charging fees for “environmental protection.” -IRNA |
| Both my daughters first shits were black |
| Looking like a flat day today |
| Anyone else losing money on index options to celebrate the holiday? Position xsp 747P\n\nCmon give me a juicy holiday pullback 🙏 |
| Great advice here about lifting. And just keep increasing the intensity until your brain is clear. Helps with basically any problem. |
| As wide open as my ass\n\n\nWhich admittedly is a lot but you still aren't sneaking an oil tanker through it |
| I’m ready for the -3% dump for no reasons now Nasdaq |
| Such a loser mindset. Nostalgia makes us forget how good we have it now. There has legitimately never been a better time to be alive. In the last century there were two world wars, the Great Depression, the Vietnam war, the hyperinflation of the 80s, and so on. If you think it “sucks ass” to be 25 right now then you probably just aren’t working hard enough |
| 🤛🖐✌️ |
| He bet on 'Red'... |
| This is exactly how much money I had at 25. |
| Bear 🐻 market.. |
| Turkey normalising with Israel?\n\nLol, lmao even |
| He’s like hey everyone just make a deal with satan and you’ll get all this fiat money. |
| 🤓 identical twin studies suggest 37% genetic determination of cuntdom, the other 63% and your own hard work. We proud of you son |
| At this point the only thing priced in is that nothing is priced in |
| Here's the boring but likley forecast:\n\n\nBoth sides will agree to prepare war status quo/to be continued. \n\n\nUS will claim a "we set the nukes back 10 years" as a win.\n\n\nStocks will continue high valuation until/if earnings growth falters. \n\n\nGhey bers like me who thought the recession chance and the high oil tax on the poor would cause a dip will end up with $0 expired puts.\n\n\nIm so ghey that I also moved my boggle head sleave from 60/40 to 50/50 because I didnt realize markets were so forward looking.\n\n\nThere's a chance that this event will disrupt earnings, so us bers will cling to that, but a meaningful dip is unlikely. \n\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter you crazy bastards. \n\n\n\n |
| 13 years later. (i have a few accounts) |
Deal with US not imminent, Iran says\n\n\n\n Deal with US not imminent, Iran says The US secretary of state earlier said that an agreement could possibly come on Monday. www.bbc.com |
| He just did. |
| There’s been some lmao’s in here over the years hasn’t there bros |
| Mango loading massive oil calls. |
| Sounds like *that* generation didn't appreciate how good they had it, then, since past performance never dictates future outcomes. \nBut history does repeat, now comes the Farce |
| lets start gambling |
| You’re at NEGATIVE 4700. OP is at flat 0. Don’t feel good, feel bad that you’re below OP. DOUBLE DOWN CHAMP (don’t do that lol). |
| Can confirm broke my back at 23 doing commercial roofing in my 30s now and not aloud to work and I get paid enough to wipe my ass and eat a cold cut sandwich once a month |
| Futures are more fun though |
| \+4.5% |
| She hit you with the ole razzle dazzle |
| It will. Gambling has become legalized and democratized through retail investing microtrades. The addicts haven't had anything worthwhile other than hype memes in a while, so I suspect it to be very moonish for a time. |
| Get out when you’re green 🤷♂️ |
| I don't understand the question |
| Even though its the same announcement already priced in 10 times and even Rs seem very bearish on the details of the deal. But why not have another massive algo move |
| we are pumping hard with a fake deal, crashing with rockets\n\ni can't even imagine Taiwan invasion or blockade |
| I can agree with that. But I'll ride the wave while it lasts. |
| Profit taking |
| My deepest condolences to you. May your memories of love ease your burden of heartache. I will wish for peace to be upon you, your wife, and your child in my thoughts today. |
| Cant wait to outplay jane again tomorrow 😎 |
| The hype is gone and now the stock may as well x2 or x3 in the next years, but the aggressive tenbagger part is over. They're big now |
| You might have a problem. Not even adding fries will help the way you are ordering.\n\nhttps://gamblersanonymous.org/virtual-meetings/#:\~:text=If%20you're%20having%20trouble,virtual%20meeting%20in%20any%20state. |
| easily 10 banbet 10 2w ! |
| for a little 500 bucks, you dug yourself a 50k hole. Incredible! |
| lmao |
| SPY $770 BY WEDNESDAY FUCKERS!!!! |
| You have money in there? |
| What is MU % increase in European markets? |
| I don’t think anyone is saying it won’t pump. Just worried it will crash at some point that is difficult to predict |
| what was that es yank? |
| \> sky-high Price-to-Sales (P/S) ratio\n\n\> delayed and adjusted their financial reports\n\n\> remains unprofitable\n\n\> mentions AI and microchips\n\n \nClearly this stock is going to be the most ever.\n\n \n |
| Lost a bunch during the vix freakout years ago. Already made the loss back and know what I’m doing. You’ve got homework to do |
| Yeah I think these uncs are outta touch, older ppl w ball knowledge know it's cooked asf for us lmfaoo\n\nEven Jensen said he wouldn't wanna be 20 rn one of the richest men on earth and these mf uncs wanna 😂😂\n\nI'm never having kids if I do I adopt fk those billionaire pdf baby blood drinking POS elite |
| Dear god: why am I such a massive cunt |
| Oh no you have no idea the diff between shorting and buying puts.\n\nStill holding bought more after the TACO. |
| Casino closed today, go back to Wendy’s now |
| If you have any health problems, you would easily want to be 25 again. It’s more often a yes than no for older ppl |
| Everything is open if you believe or lie hard enough! |
| when exactly are the oil future contracts ending? is this week |
| "Trump links Abraham Accords signing to Iran negotiations"\n\nThe US president says he told the leaders of Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Pakistan, Turkiye, Egypt and Jordan on Saturday that “it should be mandatory that all of these Countries, at a minimum, simultaneously, sign onto the Abraham Accords” after the deal with Iran is signed, normalising relations with Israel.\n\n \nhard sell tbh |
| Goodbye US hegemony if this is true. Buy gold. Short US dollar. This is like a wet dream for bear. Idiot lol |
| 100k in the market at 25 would have put OP at the top 0.5% of his age group. That 100k would be 1 million + when he retired at 3-5% stock market growth. OP is def regarded and should be ashamed. Lost a huge chunk of financial freedom to chase tendies. This subreddit was probably the reason lol. |
| Msft would be green asf rn ready for the selloff 2min before open |
| I think if they closed down the regular market for a week QQQ would be up at least 5-7% in that time. Futures trade only.\n\nIf they did it for a month and got the right meaningless social media posts I think it jumps at least 20% |
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| You’re 25 and gambled your life away. Congrats. |
| Usable Quantum computing is the most hilarious rug-pull outside of room temperature fusion I have ever seen and rubes keep falling for it. |
| Everyone bearish on SpaceX tells me it’ll pump hard 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| It's just karma. Play with fire and you will get burned eventually. |
| Liberation day is gey and regarded just casino the damn open |
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| Ur gey ur feelings don’t count! |
| Exactly, mass surveillance , 2nd amendment right constant violations , USD going down the shitter and will soon be toilet paper, soon to be food and water crisis, WW3, population crisis, global warming crisis like wtf who wanna be in their 20s right now? |
| Ber don’t even hedge their shorts lmao. |
| This isn't about regret. No one is saying Buffett regrets his life. They're saying he might be willing to spend all of his money to be young again -- to get another 70 years of life (going by ~25 years old). You don't have to regret the life you lived to want to be young again. |
| Mars red |
| !remindme 1 month |
| Here I was thinking we could get a legit 4% pump if 🥭doesn’t fuck me and gets something signed. |
| What are you lot doing to even have £135K at 24 lol. I want nothing more than to have lots of money but I just can't get anywhere 😭 |
| No that is not disciplined trading. When you set a stop loss you set it tight, not 10% 20%\n Or 30% below the buy. |
| You’ll be ok. Just don’t trade anymore. It’s not for you. |
| https://preview.redd.it/xis3o6vi4a3h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e26b0c4aeb3a4f60e382073564d5b4050302c1be |
| 2morrow greener than your daughters first shit 👶 |
| Edit: Sorry, I missed the sarcasm in your comment. Good one 😁\n\nThere is always going to be debate, never just one answer being the obvious only one. That's why there are 12 FOMC members, seven governors and five presidents. They talk between themselves. And there will always be dissent, even if silent.\n\nThe loud dissent usually comes from people outside the Fed who weren't there. Often with strong opinions after the fact, with the benefit of hindsight. Friedman is one. Of course he is very knowledgeable, he just has a different opinion.\n\nAgain, the Europeans chose a different path. Arguably, their economies didn't fare as well, but it's an apples to oranges comparison. |
| You mean like the Fish Market or the Farmer's Market? No thx! |
| I lost 70k when I was 22. I’m 25 now at 100k. You’ll be fine |
| Futures making me feel…. *engorged* |
| Look into passive investing until you are playing with profit. I tried to short asts and missed the top by a few weeks. This market is progressively more volatile. |
| Seriously I'm always so conflicted on these posts. I feel bad, but also... you gambled away your savings? Bruh, what did you think was gonna happen? My average rate of return is only 13% but holy shit I'm so happy I still have my money. |
| No crying when public holiday |
| Is the straight even open omg wtf bbq lmao |
| 100k is nothing to lose brother, take a deep breath and get the fuck out of the market, there’s more to life then bars and lines and money, money is just a tool for life |
| it is known security agencies monitor BER activity |
| BER R FUK LOL |
| RKLB launching Space X satellites for their mega constellation today, more tomorrow. Easy 150$ + for the stock if everything goes well |
| Going through withdrawals man my dick ain't working |
| It’s the 250th anniversary of our country and we have president obsessed with markets. Don’t short. |
| I'm gonna get some oil calls bcz it'll take some days and oil will creep up |
| Post Quantum Encryption, Contract with Lockheed, 6G partnership with NVDA and T-Mobile. |
| Yes. Not sure who you are arguing with. |
| They have concepts for a framework of a deal… so…. SPY to infinity |
| Market pumps anyways on the idea of a better deal |
| Bird in hand is worth two in the bush. Honestly with the negative profits, it could have gone either way like some other speculative stock and dropped from 20 back to 10 and get stuck for years |
| This is a Classic Comment |
| Israel leaving Iran in peace is not an option for them. I’m not saying who is right, just that “leave them in peace and there will be no problem” is wrong. |
| 🤣 |
| Whats the thesis for nokia anyway? Indestructible bricks for iran nukes? |
| BlackBerry currently up 6% in first three hours in Frankfurt after 18% increase on Friday there.\n\nInteresting seeing US listed stocks that are also in other global exchanges. |
| Are you still married? |
| He has a rational employer setting him well defined, achievable and proportionate goals. I wonder what the problem is |
| Regards if bored you can check out other markets |
| I’ve don’t thousands of trades, mostly for $100 or $200 on the day, then took a huge risk because I had anxiety |
| Get a girl start over Tuesday,Time is on your side |
| Only if you spend it on 0dte calls |
| This shit will cause bigger chaos than Enron did |
| **67 NVDA shares would be 8,040 shares today** based on historical splits since you sold. |
| Seriously I would trade a million dollars to be 25 again |
| This guy shold be the MOD |
| The Strait was a surprise treat for bers, they have been betting on inflation and irrational exuberance causing stocks to be overbought. None of that has changed or shows any sign of changing. |
| Well said |
| OPPPEEENNNN THHHEEEE CCAAAASSSIIINNNOOOOO |
| Usually these lines have a small bump in the beginning where you gain confidence and think you know what you’re doing. I’ve never seen a like that’s only down, and straight down lmao. |
| Latest truth says BOOM when it means BOON\n\nWhen are you pussies going to find the balls to 25th him |
| I added a zero to the number of contracts |
| Had my first big one at 25ish too. Almost exact same size, same exact age.\n\nIt’s taken many more years from me and def many more dollars. Not much of man left. Through all the teeth clenching anyway.\n\n\nWon’t be able to convince you, you’ll have to experience it yourself maybe some through some more attempts at getting in the immediate grey or even more arrogantly the immediate green, but the best thing you can do is accept some sort of genuine short term loss (and the flaws that led to it) but not worthless loss. \n\nTake the L and move on. Learn from it. Or understand that chasing the dragon can take everything. If you do, do it with hard work and labor not just telling yourself taking on more levered risk is enough. |
| Yep, have mercy |
| It’s a holiday today, so no pre market. |
| Because the market isn't open today so there is no premarket only futures |
| Right - and go just a bit before that and you were getting your head blown off in a war. And go a bit earlier than that and you were a peasant toiling. |
| My USO calls are not looking so good |
| Me three, my bones ache |
| They wouldn’t by lying.. |
| Nacho |
| A day earlier, Trump wrote on Truth Social that the U.S. blockade on Iranian ships in the Strait of Hormuz would "remain in full force and effect until an agreement is reached, certified, and signed". |
| ☝️ retard |
| Trump just confirmed that a deal hasn't been signed yet. |
| Palantir has a list of bers who consistently bet against 🇺🇸 |
| What was that long winded truth. Please sign something so I don’t look like a complete fool |
| I work pretty hard, and I still did this with my money |
| Just hold |
| He gets very pissy if he doesn't have his juice-box and dino-nuggets or if any wars or invasions get called off. |
| Oh look talks are going well again. Mango is NOT HAPPY THE PUMP IS 1% |
| *He has had cognitive whatyamacallit since he started over 20 years ago.* |
| Have you paid your taxes yet? |
| Any insight on hood? |
| Did this print? |
| A day earlier, Trump wrote on Truth Social that the U.S. blockade on Iranian ships in the Strait of Hormuz would "remain in full force and effect until an agreement is reached, certified, and signed". |
| When I was 25 I didn’t have any thoughts but horny thoughts. Kid, stop playing with options and go get laid. |
| Making war on whom? The "Indians" when you had the Gatling gun card to play? This is a bizarre claim |
| Warren is a man of morals, all he’d need is a little adrenochrome and that’d be easily afforded in Warren’s tax bracket |
| Cheer up your account isn't negative at least |
| it will be closed in the next few days |
| Y'all shitting on Reddit in here, fuck you retards. This is the buy signal and inverse Reddit that they always talk about \n\nI'll finally make some money from a position because I'm going against the haters! In Elon I trus- oh wait wrong platform\n\nIn Huffman we trust! |
| https://preview.redd.it/0vvl7mjw2a3h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d56c782af0a87f3ac6410ab81c4a9028cfb4edb |
| never forget |
| u/Spez (a known pedo) pays himself and his buddies more annually via shareholder dilution than Carlos Alcaraz and Connor McDavid have earned in their entire careers combined |
| The advantage for the US is getting the fuk out of Dodge. |
| 🥭gave everything Iran wanted (uranium, strait tolls, frozen assets).. its over for bear |
| Literally everyone is talking about it. I have seen atleast 20 regards crying on the RDDT stock subreddit already |
| Rubio seems pretty stressed |
| nice |
| Sold at $200 and bought a Porsche 911 😬 |
| Oh yes the good old technical analysis has been proven to work predicting thousands of stocks |
| Love you too bro! |
| Out of the 4 ports I have, the gambling one is down.... |
| Bruv why ain't yahoo finance reporting the pre-market or is this just the wsb special ✨✨ |
| How close are they to mr *Everything is computer?* |
| The only answer is asts Leaps at 180 |
| Mate youre arguing against yourself here. You first agree that money buys you free time for living or having more available, but then claim it can't buy a single minute |
| ? |
| Botched suicide is just cry for help. If one commits to it single try is all that’s needed. |
| poor people are so funny |
| Meta Forums is a Reddit killer |
| Life throws hits at us all. Some our own choosing, plenty others not. Move your feet, touch grass, talk to another human. It's all going to be okay. Experience the highs with the lows. |
| Still good to buy before earnings? |
| You had. You still have. |
| *Cramer's speech is and always has been nonesense* |
| fucking quants man |
| Gapping up |
| Did they reach a Deal? |
| You're riding the greatest bull market in history. What exactly are you crying about? |
| If futes are fake and gey then hyperliquid futes are faker and geyer. |
| If you sell, prepare for the tax liabilities. |
| I wrote that people don't follow up. It's initial wow that matters until we move to the next thing.\n\nHe builds the story and then backups with financial results. I'm not an AI. |
| https://preview.redd.it/pgks3lzd2a3h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=137330a899bec993959dee9e5de51f3b06f519a4 |
| It’s better to learn this lesson young so that you don’t make mistakes with real money when older |
| War talks going well -🥭 |
| War crime |
| At least it stopped at 0. |
| Oil is acting like this whole thing is done. I have a sinking feeling it isnt. |
| Yeah, becoming 25 again with all knowledge and experience retained. Worth the price. |
| That is his usual shtick. Also how could it not be true? |
| >62% of client accounts are short on this market \n\nWew! |
| Regular or menthol? |
| It’s better than running it up to a few million, thinking you’re invincible and lose it all in one night and you’re 40, broke with no real friends. |
| Me too man |
| Idk how to ban bet |
| Whats ur excuse |
| MMW Tuesday will end blood red |
| Nothing? The market is closed bro |
| I'm 35 and I still do lmao 🤣 |
| *Coke rat having issues?* |
| A "life-changing" quote? When did wsb become tumbler |
| i'm gonna short RDDT tomorrow so you guys can make all the money in the world |
| Based and true. I don't see the problem. |
| Yeah yeah yeah. Did you ever consider the toll of being a dead beat dad though? We never get no respect. |
| \*hug\*\n\nHang in there OP, you’ve got this. Learn what you can from it and keep moving forward, step by step. |
| Turns out Memorial Day was for remembering the fallen 🌈🐻 |
| 🤌 |
| No idea. I've lived in Toronto my whole life and there's really nothing nice about it. |
| did analysis using bufflo ai but wrote myself |
| Now we have touched 7550 can we please just dump 🥺 |
| I would too, no question about it. |
| Thanks for having something inspiring to say to that young person …made me smile 😊 |
| Look I saw a couple youtube videos and know that Milton Freedman didn't agree with the federal reserve, of course I would manage it better than them /s |
| lol Weekend Wall Street is not real life |
| "This time will be different" said the tard 🐥 |
| They all got killed by flatlanders in cars or ticks further south. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Altair82 made a bet that MU would go to 800.0 within **1 week** when it was 738.517 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| I'm just gonna pizza french fry down the side of this bubble. |
| I do not like the current format of the app. It's not intuitive and has lost its free flow vibe |
| Yeah lots of us are Unlikely Millennials who were screwed over badly from the get-go of adulthood with the financial crisis. The most I've ever had in savings is equivalent to US$10k, which is right now. 35 y/o in Sweden, here. |
| Thank you, ChatGPT. |
| 100% |
| Finish them? They tried that, it just didn’t work because this admin is full of incompetent bozos and they booted anyone with common sense who would tell them “no”. |
| Not gonna argue with that chart lol. $140 breaks and $70 doesn't even sound crazy. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zijnt02t1a3h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=115a865823c95eb530b04ecc4dc06fdf109de583 |
| Bezos was born to teenage mom and deadbeat dad.\n\nWhat's your excuse? |
| Eternal suffering for 1.5 million years and all this dude did was make big toy cars 😆 |
| SMCI |
| No position, just watching the $140.67 line. Breaks that and I'd probably short it. Not touching it until then either way. |
| There is no deal lol |
| Ai is that you 😂 |
| Oh no you shorted the hole |
| I don’t think you are very good at this. |
| SPY futures are up 1% today. |
| I’m twice your age. Enjoy the ride. It’s gets worse. |
| Good luck to those who buys in |
| My parents, when they were my current age: We just bought a new house so every child can have their own room\n\nMe: *Car check engine light goes on* ... I'm financially fucked.. |
| October 7 is what happens when Iran is left in peace |
| priced in |
| How did you have so much money?\n\nI lost $30k from 2015 to 2022 trading options.\n\nThe few times I did win a couple thousand I paid off credit card debt.\n\nI have mostly stopped now, every so often I put in a couple hundred for fun.\n\n2024 I was positive $1.2k for the year, and this year I’m up $215 on $300. Might not do anymore. I skipped 2025 as I was convinced the economy was going to cras h and didn’t want to risk options. \n\n\n |
| Ikr more like $200 per week |
| What if there were two girls, does that make it one cup? |
| Yeah it's not for the faint hearted lol. But AXTI was the same way in the $15-35 zone — violent swings both directions before it went parabolic. The volatility is kind of the point with these names. NVTS either sets up or it doesn't, just watching the $29.50 level. |
| so never? well played |
| Regarded take. Literally today the Iranian fm saying Israel has no legitimacy and no right to exist. |
| Rddt is an absolute turd see you at 70 |
| You spelt fraud wrong. |
| 我願意付出我全部財產回到25歲哈哈哈 |
| Loser |
| tell me 1 thing thats wrong with it |
| Just upset I went cash gang Thursday. Thought bombs would drop this weekend. I was wrong |
| It started off as gooning...\n\nThen the wife joined in and stuck her finger up my butt and it just went everywhere. \n\nI mean... everywhere. \n\nIm spent. |
| I didn’t laugh at all, I laughed at the bozos comment. The image is weird |
| not for everyone and its real analysis. |
| Confirms the wisdom of "sell into rallies", modified to "trim into rallies". Leave ~1/2 of stock position untouched, chugging along. Buy a $900 ring. |
| Thank you *60 Minutes*, by announcing a top and a crash, you will have created that top and that crash. |
| Imagine convincing yourself that a peace deal is a sell the news event |
| For me it's when I remember that at one point I owned 2200 Bitcoin, and soent it on . . . Uh . . . stuff. It was only at about $1.35 at the time. |
| I’m enjoying the holiday with friends and family? |
| "Finish it" is easy to say, defeating Iranian troops in Iran is hard to do |
| I didn't see any rockets so I'm still a bit unclear but what the hell...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/mlikx92a1a3h1.jpeg?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b85c39cee4f543f5afab4b164050c5fc4f11751a\n\n |
| People want to be younger for more time and less aged bodies. We're not talking about going back to make changes. |
| LMAO mango couldn't make it any more obvious this was all about Israel |
| Sounds bearish for oil |
| MRVL 🔝 |
| At 25, you're going to be alright. This is a painful loss, I know, but a such a valuable lesson. Trading is a gamble, and as it has been said, don't gamble what you're not going to be okay with losing. If it's causing you a lot of grief, step away from trading for some time and put your heart into something else for a while you reflect on this.\n\nI've suffered similar losses, and life goes on. You're young and there's plenty of time to recover. |
| And the reason he did it was because the market for launching shit into space is so small, and they basically had most of it already. You cant have a 1T valuation if your TAM is ~10B.....or so i thought. |
| Where you're you going? How is it related what you wrote?\nCan you give me cookies recipe? |
| MRVL |
| What now FFS |
| This 💯. We are a country that was founded on eating red meat and making war. I am personally against any war, but if we're a warring nation and decide we're going to war then we'd better do it right. Jfc 🥭 has made us look like a bunch of pussies. They really thought the Persians were gonna just roll right over with no long term strategy and a couple of bombs. Like open a history book you complete retards. |
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| Pretty sure it’ll be frozen |
| Is it like they shouldn't be supposed to be heard and they forgot to mute microphones but they need to pretend to talk just for visual purposes so they mumble bullshit?\n\nAlthough that's an upgrade for Cramer either way. |
| Nah, this is u stop coping |
| Bots are out in full force today!! |
| Is Anyone else having a rough Monday with the market closed |
| *you are not with that company anymore. Sell it and put the money in something like SPY or VOO and then forget it.*\n\n*Or the WSB way buy the Space X IPO and go to Mars. Well maybe.*\n\n*GL retard.* |
| Lost $1.6m at 27. Surprisingly, I just couldn't afford nobu but that Pb n J slaps! |
| Damn. I totally forgot the market is closed today. bummer. |
| I understand that, valid |
| A guy I work with had a play just like this and is still holding. He’s almost paid off his house with it and still has shares to spare. |
| >Look, son... back when SPY was at 700, I thought I was smarter than the rest. I didn't just stand by and watch. I actively bet that the entire global economy would go up in flames. I went short.\n\n>And that, my son, is why we have to live in this trailer. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/TimeOnTargetKilo made a bet that MU would go to 800.0 within **1 week** when it was 737.75 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Per month?? Lmao… |
| Any Canadian regards know how CDRs for American stocks are gonna work today? |
| Commercial oil inventories are falling rapidly and are expected to continue declining in the coming weeks, according to IEA chief Fatih Birol. |
| Large drops like that are usually a major fund hitting a Value at Risk (VaR) limit in some quant algo. Essentially, the more it rises in value, the more of your book it represents in nominal dollars. Gold is risky and volatile. So you want to trim your exposure to it and never have it comprise too much of your book. |
| Yeah. When I talk to my dad we always talk about "lol ur generation is p fucked yep" |
| 🥭 trying to change the deal now that everyone is flaming him on how bad it was lmao. |
| They wouldn’t even let you have the last 20 cents |
| take care of your health, get your ass insurance, and stay private. NICE |
| It's okay he'll make back the 100k by the time he's 30, if he stops buying options |
| Let's go baby!!!! |
| I’ve been watching it go up and down 15% almost daily it seems. It has already had a really good run and is very volatile. Good luck ! |
| Puts on Rddt. $120 incoming |
| Here we go again...\n\nYes, many European countries went with negative rates for several years. Japan did as well. And yes, it can be done. But to say they aren't a problem is a massive understatement.\n\nThe reason the US Fed chose NOT to go with negative rates and to ramp up QE instead is not because they are so much stupider and more uninformed than the average WSB'er. Negative rates really are a mess and create complexities and perverse incentives in the banking sector and elsewhere. It's not trivial.\n\nMany people with little knowledge about banking and the inner workings of the financial system, including most politicians and their mouthpieces, seem convinced that if only Bernanke had asked them at the time, they would have told him "listen, you can just go negative", and Bernanke would've responded "thank you, why didn't we realize that, you saved us!"\n\nCome on guys. The central bankers really are some of the most knowledgeable economists in the country -- contrary to what many people think. And they have access to information and resources and tools that even big Wall Street banks don't have.\n\nThat doesn't mean they always get everything right. Transience and all... |
| What the fuck is a candle score? Shut the fuck up and buy calls, twat. |
| Or nah |
| The same people who are complaining about paying an extra $20 per month for gas. |
| Can't do that right either. |
| AI slop again. |
| Bridges and power plants or nah |
| LUNR, space stocks in general |
| Also Izz wanted a cover to invade Lebanon. |
| AI shit. |
| You now have as much invested as I did at 25! |
| I can say the same thing about people wishing to be younger. It's just less frowned upon since everyone wants it I guess! The idea I'm getting when people say this is that you'd either want to undo your mistakes or you wish to be ignorant again "young and dumb". In contrast I wish to be wise and skip this turmoil I have to go through in the next 30 years. Ideally I'd wish to never be born or be dead. All of these ideas, in reality, are pretty stupid because they are make believe and will never happen of course. It's a case of the grass being greener. |
| Time is the only currency you need to worry about, you don't know your balance and\nYou always loose it and never get it back.\n\n-Spongebob 1873-1945. |
| I’m confident I can help you with your expendable income problem, no strings attached just send me the money you need disposed of |
| that's exactly what's been happening for the past 3 months and markets have still been green the whole time |
| To go back with my current knowledge, understanding of my biases and failures, being able to make decisions again to better my life that I was too ignorant at the time to pursue, process change and exogenous shocks faster to avoid getting caught in loops of behavior that lowered my productivity needlessly and for no benefit. |
| Bowel perforation is one of the worst cases. Requires abdominal washout at minimum due to risk for infection which is a major surgery, and that’s before you factor in the bleed itself. |
| Wait you can rent fleshlights? |
| Just want to tell you… there’s nothing wrong with letting go and leaving your money to a random asshole on the internet. Not a sermon, just an idea. |
| I smell cultchicken |
| Well it came down to either needing boots on the ground or nuking a country. Both not seen as good options.\n\nSo the problem is the war. And as you said if they can’t finish it, then they shouldn’t have started it. |
| It'll go +5% before we sign the deal in 2028 |
| If I had anything close to 100k at 25, it’s a 100% certainty I would’ve lost it |
| What is this a reference to? \nI’m down 33% overall from being up 333%overall a year ago so I might be a tadpole version of whatever this is |
| This guy touches |
| Faked YouTube videos are enough. |
| Exactly being an young adult in the 2020s is nothing like how they had it in the 70s - 2000s |
| Diamonds Hands > Diamond Ring |
| Imagine missing out on the tech/semi run the past three years because you were cash or bear gang |
| If it makes you feel any better, I had about $10,000 in total wealth at 25. I’m at about $1,000,000 in my 30s now.\n\nBy the looks of it, you did some stupid shit with options. Stop doing that.\n\nPut your money in a Vanguard SP500 index, invest in it monthly, don’t look at it—just pile money into it.\n\nYou’ll be back to $100,000 before you know it. |
| I feel liked simple jack when it comes to dividends. I don’t understand them. Aren’t they just forced micro sales of the underlying? And there’s no tax advantages as far as I know? |
| 1000 MU was promised to me 3000 seconds ago |
| That goes with lots of other things in life as well! Often we don’t realize the true value of things until we no longer have them. |
| I dont even know what to play this week. |
| I never had this kind of money, I asked my dad for $150 for the first time in my life the other day |
| Bro with that attitude you'll be in the same position at 55 as you were at 25. So skipping 30 years just means your youth is behind you and you're closer to death. |
| It was never about nukes.\n\nIran is the only country in the region standing up against Israel. That is why they got attacked. \n\nJust leave them in peace and there will be no problem. |
| If someone gave you $1M to kill yourself, would you? Most likely no. Why kill yourself over losing $100k then. |
| Outta boy, it's all priced in so it should be net neutral |
| Just keep working hard and no more lottery—you’ll be fine |
| Wtf? "I'm a call girl not a stock girl." Go this way retard----->[Lose money with friends!](https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/) |
| GLADLY |
| Only bishes don't use crashes to buy at a discount |
| 😂 you trust either of these administrations to reach an agreement in 60 days after all the back and forth?\n\nAnd, lol I’m bullish, I’m just referring to the difference between imminent and progress, which are very different. |
| The principle bro. Not literally. I would pay to essentially skip the 30 yrs I have to do to get there. Being young sucks ass imo\n\nThe same way when you say you'd pay 100k to be 25, you probably mean "with what you know now" or "your current life experience", not literally to do it all over again (because, if that is what you meant, you wouldn't even REMEMBER taking that "deal") |
| https://i.gyazo.com/4be36abb4eb7097ed4db5ad9ff4159a6.png |
| Thanks |
| Just discovered frvo a geothermal company its valuation is kind of crazy similar to oklo but i feel like if you love the smr stocks this is better and looks to execute sooner with cape station plant in utah opening soon. Not sure i want to touch it with the amount of growth already baked in though. |
| This is Reddit for crying out loud ! He made all good points. Shit, I see people here on this site asking the most stupid questions....Maybe he opened someones eyes to something they didn't think of ? |
| Look on the bright side—you learned at 25 to stop trading options so you don’t end up jerking guys off behind the dumpster at Wendy’s like some of the degens here. Unless of course you’re already doing that, which if that’s the case—you’ll be an expert in no time |
| I don't know what to do with my hands |
| Admin is dumb. We gotta move on with our lives bro. |
| All in all it was a wild year |
| Chat, why is my trading app flat? |
| Brother that's not true.\n\nYou also have negative returns. |
| I bought FLY on one of your DDs. Made a fuck ton of money! |
| Why does it feel like sell the news won’t apply when this deal is finally signed and instead spy will +5% |
| Start getting your feet prepped youre going waist deep |
| Hey I also had $0 at 25 |
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| At 36 I just got to 50k in savings. The idea you lost that much is crazy to me. |
| Dunno if this is real or not but I was in your shoes 18 years ago. I've got a half mil in retirement spx now. Not the biggest but it's enough to make me comfortable. Keep doing what you're doing , you're fine. |
| TFW when the Casino mandates you leave the premises for 24hrs |
| Maybe he should not do this again, he’s not good |
| Ya it’s about time. |
| First thing that comes to mind.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/39fjykqhz93h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae1d859456a0fda461e2d89d18a6323ec571f1d3 |
| So now you're your parents age and still broke. GG |
| Not sure |
| I know. The last 2 times I flipped to bol were literally days before Russia invaded Ukraine and liberation day. I can’t escape this curse |
| And college baseball. |
| Its oversold. Forums announcement is a non-issue. Google search changes basically hurt everyone else more than reddit. Google AI citing reddit constantly now. Potential S&P inclusion within the next few quarters. If you factor in their growth slowing down hard and no AI data deals they’re right around fair value at 140$ right now. If growth doesn’t actually slow that much then that means fair value would be much higher. Buy when people are scared and all that jazz. |
| Some people's time horizons are too short and it shows |
| The day he actually makes a deal will be the top |
| https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/us-spx-500 |
| 20, but same |
| ‘If we all were to place our burdens into a bag; we’d hope we’d pick our own burden rather than someone else’s.’\n\nWow, never heard this before. Love it 👏🤲 |
| Problem isn't the war. Problem is this admin doesn't have the balls to finish the IRGC once and for all. Either don't fight the war in the first place or if you do finish it. Iran's just going to go back to building nukes and we'll have to deal with this problem again although by then it's going to be much worse. |
| Just because there are red lights at the door, you can´t call it "therapy" |
| 🥭just really wanted to skip that wedding…sorry Bettina no one cares about you! |
| Yea I did. Rip that guy, sometimes VOO/QQQ/SPY and chill is a sagely advice. |
| 127k for meme stocks but unemployed |
| Options? |
| How do you see it? |
| I want to own RDDT but PE is too wonky RN. Bear in mind I’m looking for bargains in the market.\n\nFor me RDDT around 100 ($20bn MC) starts to be appealing and around 80 I’d sink some funds. \n\nBut you’re right it’s probably not the worst rn, just thinking you need the best case out of this. |
| Sir, this is the back of a Wendys. |
| In my opinion, you should always keep some cash. Besides that, good job on the portfolio. |
| Europe has opened |
| You see that 25 year old who pretty much has a straight line down to 0? Wild |
| My etf's are outperforming my trades today, and i don't know how to feel about it. (Europoor so no holiday) |
| MOVE TO EUROPE |
| Or foreign markets |
| You bet 100k on an option? |
| Believe it or not I am buying more oil calls |
| A billionaire 95 year old running through as many hookers as you could while coked out of your mind hoping you can make it one more day? |
| I didn’t even realize that I had it so good |
| I;ve got to get the fuck out of this stock\n\n |
| Where is this deal. I desperately need a SPY +3 % day for certain reasons |
| *Paying $600 and getting no sex isn't so bad. It's all in how you look at it, Tomorrow I'll pay (lose) thousands to get fukt in my anoos and I'm not even ghey. Okay maybe a little but you get my point.* |
| Holy fuck spy is up a whole 1% |
| Deal or not the Nasdaq is up 30% in 8 weeks. Surely this breaks |
| Not too late for you stupid fucks to load up on SIVEF |
| You can't stop now. If you become a bol, market will crash |
| had 15000 stocks at 3 sek but sold too early. kicking myself lol |
| I learned how credit card work and invested it |
| Hahaha |
| What’s best to get 0dte puts on for a quick buck do u think out of dax, eurostoxx and cac |
| I think im thinking too deep. In my mind The idea of going back wouldnt even be a thought. Itd be difficult to become a thought when a person that is currently living and got plans for the next few days/months/years planned. Not a lot of time to sit back and think about the past |
| Why would it pump tomorrow? |
| Survivorship bias. The ones that did do that well aren't that loud.\n\nUnless you are playing the game of gambling to zero. |
| Spx on robinhood is open for business lol |
| Bruh, Tuesday is going to be so green, fucking Kim Jong Un even opened a Robinhood account and bought calls. |
| What would you do ? (I'm 25 since last week) |
| You are loved, you are appreciated and necessary. |
| Might have to uno reverse [this](https://theonion.com/avid-sports-bettor-forced-to-gamble-on-stock-market-lik-1842616280/) and go to the casino today |
| Bears don’t have any meaning in the first place |
| I can’t believe there’s a federal holiday to mourn my bad 0dte choices. |
| OPEN THE CASINO |
| I just be sad |
| I reset to $0 at 35 and will hit $1M NW this year at 41. Make these mistakes when you’re young. Learn from it and continue on my friend. |
| Damn... thanks to that 1% pop yesterday at futes open and SPX options being playable i made a solid grand from my friday play and didnt have to wait to sell. |
| True degens go and scrape crypto on tick charts when markets are closed. |
| I guess you missed the part where uranium was not a part of this discussion and sanctions relief was upfront demand from Iran. Now US is trying to tie the sanctions relief to uranium removal and have it be given at the end. |
| The plus side is that no one who had to work hard would do this with their money. Just ask daddy for a new loan. |
| Turns out the great reset was resetting ber portfolio to $0 |
| at least it's not a short, but how tf did this guy get 100k so young |
| That the market moved against them and they need copium. |
| What did I say that wasn't English? |
| People who sold or sold short on Friday left behind or dead 💀 |
| I sure hope it’s pump with everyone else |
| are there only advantages for Iran? |
| Lost so much money being a ber it’s starting to lose its meaning |
| I got paid to spin it like that |
| Lmao "The West", you mean the USA and their government who not only destroyed a negotiated nuclear agreement with Iran, but then went ahead and started a war with them. |
| We speak English around here, guy |
| Lmao wtf just happened to gold |
| Came for the comments and got life advice instead. 🔥 |
| The worst flex in the history of the internet |
| How can I upvote this twice? |
| the only day my portfolio can't hurt me and somehow that makes it worse |
| Statistically stocks go up on average, so losing money should be harder than making it. Therefore he's done the hard way, now he needs to just do the opposite but slightly less and he'll be in the same place as he was before. |
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| SB, why is there a $21k upside-limit on ODTEs? Thanks! Joe |
| I love Elon and I love SPCX but there’s no way short term this retains $1.75tn… surely. Best bet is to come in at least under $1tn and come in for the long haul. But no one can say for sure |
| I sold enough to cover my cost and a little profit. Letting the rest ride to the IPO. |
| Whats going to happen to RDDT tmrw? Pump with everyone else or resume its downward trend? I dont think itll keep going down forever but we will see when the trend reverses. |
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| Fuck this is a short squeeze event I think 🙁 to many people on the same trade |
| Hello Taliban, didn't know u guys posted on Reddit |
| Thinking about that guy that bought 160k worth of puts on Friday |
| Is Mu green yet |
| Anywhere with right to die legislation would theoretically present an opportunity for test subjects. |
| Assuming you are bol then look at futes and Asia and Euro markets and that sadness will evaporate |
| Reminds me of those days as well. I'm having fun but definitely exiting my positions quickly and not going full regard\n\n |
| You can fap real quick. \nTo 'goon' implies significant time spent. |