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losing 50% with 0dte - ok, happens. losing 100k+ just by going all in within few weeks in one single stock is a talent.
I swing trade it. I have shares. I'm up 45k on it ytd. I trade in an IRA so I don't have tax consquences so I can go in and out in a day. I just bought some yesterday. 150shares. It's up 2.45 point in after hours at present. But yeah, it's been a great holding.
Well I mean it was obviously 🙄 inevitable
…C
I’m tired boss. 🫩
How much are you down ytd
I guess my gold and bond investments are keeping it down. Which implies people still want to buy from the stocks.
Don't you fucking dare
Curious if he's tired of winning
Complain to manager
Did you spend a lot of time in school out in those old, weird trailers where the “special” kids had to go to learn?
Basically yes, you’re selling stuff to Ukraine funded through Europe, but basically no actual funding. Those arms are still hugely useful so not like US isn’t “helping” - indeed its arms are crucial, but no handouts
PRICE PREDICTION FOR OIL TOMORROW!\n\n$80\n\nAND FRIDAY \n\nalso $80 \n
I don't get it....cows don't have hands.
Oh shit it’s that low? I’ll buy
The casino wins .🙄
Stonks only go up.\n\nExcept when they don’t.
Global energy disruption, we will be back in the 600s in weeks
I’ve defended every dilution for the past 2.5 years for them. This one I can’t comprehend the timing. It’s a jab at us long term holders, especially after saying they wouldn’t do it 2 months ago. But now, with the stock already beaten down?
Final-final is so relatable 😂
Yeah, when they connect me to a human
I'm looking to full port my last remaining $100 where should I drop it?
lol
my portfolio been doing the same dance since mid june, just bouncing between two numbers with no direction
Hes cutting his penis
LMAO
Too many 😔 and I can’t check without seeing my new balance
There will be signs…
i've read trump made over a billion or even billions, he must be really good at trading
You fucking did what
honestly it wouldn't be so expensive if it wasn't for openai's braindead ceo. he knew he was fucked because openai models were not good enough to deliver what he was promising, so he decided to fuck everyone by putting in an obscene amount of hardware orders. if he wasn't such a jackass he wouldn't have lost so many people to anthropic.\n\nif this was a normal market people would just progressively increase compute over time, which also means taking the time to adopt improved memory compression and better hardware produced on smaller nodes. AI market would have time to grow and people would reduce the bloat like they did back when AI was just fast sorting. Instead everyone is stabbing each other trying to be the first to market, so efficiency is being thrown out the window in favor of having enough hardware to box out the competition.
Imagine losing to a 40 year old guh
Cutting winners too early fucks me up mentally more than losses. \n\nI’m sure this won’t negatively impact me tomorrow 🥴
Good job 👍🏻
More like to the moon, and back 😅
It's my stupidest hold right now. It better
https://preview.redd.it/4druiw09zgdh1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e267724c56c5bd9185aad2c839af2cefc8809b\n\n
AI charade falling apart…. Keep buying
Dude Bank of Korea rate announcement today. Why will they not sell off?
Keep buying, would be funny if they went to literal 0.
why mu so fuk
I got leaps two days ago they were crazy cheap
I'm right behind you in line, buddy.
You can take a lot of gambles if you no longer have to worry about a house or bills. You see this in Sweden's disproportionally large amount of startups, turns out people are encouraged to take risks and invest when they're not worried about basic needs.
How many shares?
Only problem, is that there's a gas leak that's suspiciously shaped like ASTS calls 💀
Nah i sorta picked up on it\n\nCrazy price updates followed by dump trapping retail\n\nAnd not only that they do it 4-5-6-7 times in a week or two.
Someone should of told them that was a bad idea.
I'm the opposite, don't trust the damn Koreans
Who’s the top?
Retards and paper handed bitches out in full force in the comments today
best play for widespread explosive diahreah outbreak? srs question
Isn't this a roller coaster?
Lol
i give you three fitty so i can put it in a museum
There's a sucker born every minute. (As the old saying goes)
Right? How do you not manage the position at all during the course of the day?
Ive been buying more semis and averaging down, every time it dips another 5%. Which basically means im buying semis everyday. When does this fucking dip stop dipping. I mean shit, CRWV is going to be a $.03 next month at this rate. I have to catch the bottom eventually, RIGHT?
It'll be back at 250 soon.
That, or he can't comprehend that the old days are over. We're no where near peak degeneracy.
Of course they will. We dumped MU and SKHY
https://preview.redd.it/395ciht1zgdh1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcd3d2c950b628c4bb74a65f18eeb4381b6bb446
Still thinking about that guy who full ported his 401k at SPCX 220
now ur cookin with gas
Stocks go down, I feel abused.\nStocks go up, I feel abused. But bullish.\nStocks go sideways, I feel abused.\nPortfolio looks as if it's going through a heart attack on life support
https://preview.redd.it/e3s6v1xyygdh1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce04dd9a3d66b64b4bc187b67a11490577e4724c
no matter how violently I get fistfucked all day, I just get so bullish at night lately I can't help it
Reminds me of the guy yesterday who wanted to buy a share of mu and bought 100 then refused to sell immediately for a 500 loss. Today he's down another 8k if he held
Yes
It seems solid at the $900 support. This is financial advice.
"russia infrastructure"
Here is a better illustration for MU holders. This thing is hanging by a thread on a flimsy fib, a penetrated 50ema, a flimsy round number and a minus sigma - all in one place. And it didn't bounce off it - hangs on a wee bit below it. Hold on to them plates, boys, but also don't. :)\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3y8llfavygdh1.jpeg?width=3312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55905531136d32464e4f6d8e104ead595218e93c
Double secret margin
I'll guess right at open.
Europe despite all jokes has money, Ukrainian drone and tech innovation is genuinely impressive, Russia is a joke run by a maniac fantasist
Argentina might win the WC or maybe its Spain\n\nBut can either of them crash the market like the Koreans?
Oracle gonna pump tomorrow😍
He also basically bought the car on margin and not with his own cash lol
OP was your exit liquidity
Seriously. Have you never heard of index funds? VTSAX and chill? Damn, I’d pull my eyeballs out if I lost money as fast as you peeps do on this sub. But you all seem me love the thrill. 😂
They will declare bankruptcy tomorrow and keep the 1B
So they Fight Clubbed the records. Classic.
Its not even downwards really.... its stagnant\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/u5ruomyqygdh1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0c8fb67d141faf3de0d7cb86e2bac81882af7d4
I have like $80k in it but I’ve been holding for 1.5 years \n\nIt has quietly been one of my most solid buys I never paperhanded
I don't think we did pull funding?\n\nUkraine has done amazing work on drone tech development and strategy. It took time to find their groove.
I sold about 60% of my AAPL stock about a week ago to dump it into GOOG.\n\nPersonally I think Apple can't meet demand and has raised prices to take the profits of scalping themselves. But you make much more profit selling $1 baguettes than $20 baguettes.
Perhaps I should've just bought a lotto ticket
What happened?
Plus subsidizing the entry fee for thousands of us!\n\nHooray for socialism!
I have been following it for some time and like their vision and has proven they can deliver. I am sure I can't time it perfect, but for me personally it's worth the risk. Starting a small position and work from there.
I did this on Monday with USO. Luckily it worked it out.
Korea market is closed tomorrow due to a holiday so this will be their last session of the week- hope they don't sell off before a 3 day weekend
Any TSM holders here? They report tomorrow before the bell. Doesn't look promising.
They sold off to buy more dogs and cats lmfao
SpaceXs IPO plan very much did include asteroid mining. A moon colony is in theory possible its pointless and eventually would be abandoned due to the giant costs involved.
You are no idiot but you missed the rotation from ai money receivers back into ai money spenders.
This is the opposite 0dte strat im using apparently.. \n\nLet me know what trades you take so i can inverse them and then you can inverse my trades!!
Bank of Korea gonna announce their rate decision (which is a hike) today. What do you think?
Short term buyers are probably really unhappy. \n\nMe? I bought at $18. I bought at $32. I bought at $48. I bought at $60. If we’re dipping, I’m buying. Short-term capital structure management is what intelligent executives do.
Netflix needs to pull a rabbit out of the hat
buddy you and your memory stonks are gunna be even more cooked tomorrow
scamX?
It seems like all the big semiconductor stocks need to be doing good simultaneously for dram to go up, fat chances of that lately
I get what you’re saying but there’s no denying they’ve been fucking up Russia infrastructure
$1 billion offering during a sector wide downtrend. Brilliant
Retard Investor?
has anybody ever used one of those AI customer service reps and had a positive experience?
If this play hit OP would have posted bought by mistake and made a killing. He probably had an inkling that the contracts he bought were a bit cheap but he held on to them just thinking about the reddit post he would make
I mean counter argument:\n\nNo matter how big the trade your moving the share price in same manner.\n\nEven if your only buying a single share at the going rate, that's called price discovery and reinforcement of the previous time series data.
Will it go below 130?
I’m rooting for you
All these share offerings are gonna kill the market
9/11 was planned by members of the CIA, in defence of having to go before the DOD and explain why they could not account for over 2.3 trillion dollars in the 2001 [budget]\n\n(https://comptroller.defense.gov/Portals/45/Documents/defbudget/Docs/fy2001_greenbook.pdf).\n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xU4GdHLUHwU&feature=emb_title\n\nSeptember 10th they announced the the loss publicly and an inquiry is to be held at the pentagon September 11, 2001. Then the attack happens and building 7 4 blocks away catches fire and implodes into its footprint from a fire within the building hours after the planes struck the 2 towers.\n\nConveniently all hard copies or records where stored in the buildings.\nInsuring the complete destruction of all records and the inability to account for the lost 2.3 trillion.... what a lucky coincidence.
i'd rather KOSPI be down 2-4% then be up before i go to bed
Buy RKLB, thanks me later
kind of makes me feel better after all my losses. Wake up to 0 ya dog and cat eaters
A ground invasion of a country surrounded by mountains is just a no returns trip, zero respect for topology
Alan Greenspan laughing in his grave
If you're in the smoke zone be sure to drink a lot of water, thins the blood and flushes pm 2.5
Just commenting on your famous for never selling assertion. I tend to think Buffett is famous for much more
lol i sold $55 CSP and i feel im about to get fucked in the ass
Ouch, that's a brutal hit to the portfolio. But looking at it through a strict physics lens, this highlights a much deeper truth about SpaceX that the market completely ignores: the company is a spectacular thermodynamic illusion.\n\nEveryone looks at SpaceX as "real hardware" compared to digital tech apps, but chemically-powered rocketry is a dead end. Because of the tyranny of the rocket equation, you are burning an insane amount of real-world planetary exergy just to lift a tiny fraction of mass into space. You waste 90% of the rocket's mass just carrying the fuel to lift the fuel. The net energy return is an absolute disaster. It's not civilizational expansion; it's a massive resource sink.\n\nLook at Starlink, it’s not permanent infrastructure; it’s an entropic hamster wheel. Satellites in low Earth orbit decay and burn up in about five years due to atmospheric drag. This forces SpaceX into a perpetual, endless loop of manufacturing and launching just to keep the network from collapsing by pure gravity. All that physical destruction of real resources down here on Earth, just to capture a nominal tollbooth (monthly internet subscriptions) up there. It's extractivismo wrapped in carbon fiber.\n\nWithout a radical mutation in hardware, like moving past chemical explosions to actual space-based nuclear propulsion, the entire model is teleologically unviable. Your money didn't just evaporate in the market casino; it got burned up in a giant, hyper-optimized machine designed to turn Earth’s remaining energy surplus into speculative paper wealth before the party ends.
No
DSCAM
Wrong way to look at this\n\nLooks like it is going up at the end to possibly infinity
A news reporter needs to ask Warsh where in the job description of running the Fed, it says open ur dog mouth and bad mouth sectors based on your feelings with 0 data. \n\nI thought the circus was already overfilled with clowns
Then you’ll be almost just like the Koreans
with how much room tech has to run it makes me think spy will actually break out\n\ninteresting, i'm excited\n\nit is a new moon after all\n\nawoo!!!
It doesn't matter if bul or ber, in the end we are all fuk
How much my old DDR2 256 mb stick is worth now? Or should I talk to NVDA directly to see if they can afford it?
You ever end up in a default sub where they are talking stocks for some reason and realize how fucking financially retarded most people are?\n\nLike holy shit, illiterate would be better.
If you sold your positions today you do not deserve the rally ahead
DRAM lately has felt like 2x leverage but only when going down.
Bullish > Bearish
Yes and that pissed me off big time. Sob. I own a lot of Amazon. I despise Cramer.
Very easy\n\nBefore agentic AI, consumer demand for computing and memory was driven primarily by personal electronic devices and conventional cloud services such as web search, streaming and software applications. The demand growth for memory before AI was stagnant for years due to no growth in bit level and the business was stagnant due to over capacity. And training and inference did help memory sector to grow a little with hbm demand, but real growth came with agentic AI in second half of 2025.\n\nNow in 2026, agentic AI are creating a significant new source of demand. Instead of making a tiny server request or just leave the memory unused while your phone is off,\nnow, one person uses a large AI model repeatedly, process long contexts, generate thousands of tokens and make model calls, directly consuming memory on AI servers massivley. It is potentially orders of magnitude more memory compute/usage per person than last year and that is bigger than 6x for sure.\n\nAnd I believe it will keep grow exponentially for a while.\n\n
Many companies are solid on paper and down 30 to 50% since June.
I don’t think there has ever been a World Cup final where I hate both teams playing yet here we are
what happens if find a korean ssn on the internet and use a vpn to put myself in korea put 1000$ into a account and get as much margin as possible and i lose it all and delete the app
$1 billion convertible notes usually mean dilution yeah
Btc predictions 😂😂😭
Dumb
Wendy's dumpster still available to move into tho!
Yeah get used to it, it never stopping dipping for me
It's about some BS midterms foreign meddling. Not about that
My deportation policy would have nothing to do with race or nationality but instead if you loiter in the left lane, automatic trip to Sudan or wtf ever
Gicespacho
He’s already stated several times what the announcement is about are you really this misinformed?
Congrats on becoming ASTS community member.
i want to wake up once and see my portfolio x1000 because trump tweeted "Cumrocket replaces Nasa and Fartcoin motherfucking USD. Thanks for your attention to this matter"
Koreans are gonna sell aren’t they
Mu sounds good on paper but the entire sector is constantly pushed down so you'll lose money either way, just flip a coin
Better than short term calls I suppose
"kicking ass"
They belong here
Use SoFi please
They can't repossess it if it's stuck under you. Good thinking.
Trading options almost always results in you losing money. It's a losers game where only a few win.
Yeah not saying it makes sense but TBF not much does these days anymore
I won today 😌\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rhhpfpzyxgdh1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecc56385bf88fbc113aa435107a864e5cd4a271b
Dead af
when i was 19 i lost more but no hardships and im now 24 and only buy shares, chips/voo. got 91k invested now
I have a doctorate. Checks out
shouldve gone for full-conductors
That would be a welcome change from beating earning expectations and still crashing 30% like memory stocks.
..oh.. im sorry to disapoint you for tmrw.
I’ll bag hold AAOI until the day I die idgaf
That's some real regard shit.\n\nBlowing it on meme stock is one thing. Blowing it because you don't understand the fucking rules is quite another kettle of fish.
People like you are why successful people are successful. They need to profit on your loss and you assisted easier than normal
save more dogs and cats that way...
F\*\*king bears!!!
How come ever since US pulled funding Ukraine been kicking ass?
This is one of those scenario where "put the fries in the bag" actually is accurate.
Should I take out a personal loan to buy this dip?
Sure. Decided t buy 23 shares yesterday. Perfect timing
Nonsense, have more faith in yourself. Just go full margin and bet on 0dte spx calls tmr, can't go tits up
lol 13% down AH… at this rate it’s going back to July 2025 price.. time to buy.
The older you get, the more corruption you understand, the more powerless you feel
Ok, i caved and bought a mobile ac unit from an ebay scalper for like twice msrp. Enough is simply enough, this is no life. I just hope it fucking works.
Up 7% yesterday meant we crashed today so that means today they might go green again so we crash even more.
Order of bloomin onions you say? Right away!
I did that the day slv dropped over 30%. These midweek expiration dates were new at the time
Anthropic IPO is basically SpaceX IPO for guys with doctorates
Indexes are still at ATH. 😂
MARKET GOING DOWN DOWN BABY! ABOUT TIME
Cramer says hyper scalers are spending too much and Amazon is dead money\n\nYou know what to do
https://preview.redd.it/ollzeitmxgdh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=954c89c580ba4b569c6598065e5390b2755363ca\n\n
Impressive
Yeah idk why I stopped running credit spreads I really should pick them back up
$1200 on some randomly well timed 0DTE puts. I’ll take it.
nope...various rambling stories followed by reciting fast food menus....
Nice
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Bwahaha, slayed that hoe like darth vader
Istanbul has a lot of cats, so you can't bomb Istanbul without bombing cats, but I have no idea why anyone would bomb Istanbul. Unless they really disliked cats.
MU put swingers have been feasting
MU will probably dump and bleed until around $800
They’ve been doing it faster lately, my guess is \n<5 minutes
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Don't worry you would have lost it all on friday too
How do I unsee this?
congratulations
https://preview.redd.it/7fh4rushxgdh1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=926c0ea25088e6a31880640914d58ce5075a96d4
banks don't have money to cash out, their only holdings are assets.
Nah. Simulations by definition would make more sense.
Wtf happened to asts
How do y’all think Argentinians are gonna season their goat meat to celebrate the win tonight
Arrested development
[https://youtu.be/gR\_chuz4HHg?si=5QIjq7hP5fYGqHuL&t=181](https://youtu.be/gR_chuz4HHg?si=5QIjq7hP5fYGqHuL&t=181)
Sure you did.
twins
RIP my $107 buy 😭😭
He dropped his tendies
I hope it fucking ends him and puts him in a mess his entire family cannot get out of 🙂
They also said silver to $100 by end of year
The fact he mistakenly bought odte means it will be ITM on Friday.
I bought at close.
Calls on Peng
But they had over 2 billion cash on hand and chose to do this at a time where the stock is at the slowest point ytd. How will the details on price and conversion price will affect the stock? If I remember correctly planet labs pulled a similar move on earnings day and stock hasn't recovered since.
I sold GOOGL for ASTS yesterday. Does that mean they diluted my GOOGL?
Same time you do something, never
I don't think we have any
SPY 757 🫠
i have a 25 dollar flip phone....swear to god
Easy cum, easy GUH\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rgy0a3baxgdh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df928514bf7b53b88655c227dc568c00d80a7953\n\n
Markets are literally only up on the sheer volume of puts
I bet you felt like a genius in June
What the fuck 🤣
When Korean Market opens they're gonna get Margin Calls round 3 😁
Issuing shares when it's trading at inflated values seems smart
I’m active in the MMA community and I agree with with his assessment. If SpaceX can successfully mine just one asteroid they’d make a ton of money as investors would flood in to buy. This isn’t Billions brother. Controlling a massive amount of rare elements won’t massively deflate the price provided you’re the only one with control
Yeah they're so high i doubt it's feasible for them to go even higher. But i doubt they will ever go down. 2008 was a complete fluke, housing can't really crash.
Brutal.
Keep going
Might still dip a bit, but longer term, yes.
Daddy’s got a teet for you!
Dual carrier deployment at Iran now. Thursday announcement for sure is full on invasion with troops. We dump.
Everyone loves southpark. As do I. (Ass is an img from SP)
# UNH EARNINGS GOING TO END ME TOMORROW MORNING
There really going for full capitulation this time huh
The parks are high revenue, but also very expensive to run. ESPN used to be the cash cow, but just isn't any more.
\>now koreans are the ones waking up to DRAM dumping\n\n \nHOW YOU LIKE THAT!
At this point I might wait until it hits around $50
Theta always there to take money
Explains why it’s the exact same today as it was years and years ago. \n\nWhich isn’t great but in comparison to the rest of the field should be a miracle since just about every other fast food place is slumping hard rn
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD FUTURES ARE DROPPING YOUR PORT IS FUJT
if you are anthropic or openai, how fucking ENRAGED are you that Zuckerberg is setting hundreds of billions of dollars on fire just to fuck up your unit economics right before your IPO?\n\nI'm not even sure I understand meta's angle here besides being haters that don't want to see others prosper
If they don't start that reactor before earnings next month, might be all she wrote.
not what ur boyfriend tom lee said...
I was eyeing baba but I'm currently fully ported so I couldn't buy sadge
They let the cat out of thr bag, and it wasn't even that bad. Overreaction, and now a good buy
Praying for ASTS to go back to $5 per share, so they can dilute more! 🙏 \nASTS bulls have to be the most delusional investors out there. \nBehind in satellite launches schedule, they will most likely miss earnings and bulls will pump the stock 20% up.
and just like that asts is done
so they won - they bought cheap and sold high. I don't see the issue here... the profited from other gambling / causing inefficient prices. It does make sense to sell value investments that rally...
I rotated MU to AMAT, am I cooked?
Boycotting Korean BBQ restaurants if this memory dip continues
https://preview.redd.it/ztbsxwzpwgdh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef95d33a99b4bc4edc7ed1968761ddac9c2281b2\n\n \nThey won’t let me buy more at this point.
nice, china stocks are back on the card\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wve9ra82xgdh1.png?width=1479&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b01c79c4b14af96d228dec968786cd6d080346b\n\n
I pump it daily
Learn from it
Blessed day.
OMG TWICE is disbanding and not renewing contract with JYP. ARE YOU READY FOR THE RIDE?
First time?
so is our reality an AI simulation or not
they keep making lower highs and lower lows, they're clearly in a downtrend with an insane amount of FUD around them. I might buy again in the future but hit my risk tolerance for now
Doji go woof
Anything 🥭 is saying right now during this meeting doesn't affect the market. Disregard.
What play got you back?
I’d say we dropped the ball on 9/11.
How about you fist your ace and I'll watch the show
There needs to be accountability for the Fed Chair and the President pumping and dumping the semi market today. \n\nWhen will somebody do something
SPCX to 134!!
Common sense or not, straight to jail anyways
I want to buy ASTS dip, but MU seems the right dip to buy right?
My 75C Netflix calls probably are going to expire worthless isn’t it?
Lol
Application Programming Interface. It's a means by which an application can retrieve data from a source. I don't quite see how this message could happen without you knowing what an API is (most people don't), unless the message was created in error or some weird bullshit is happening, like someone else using your credentials, or at least your username. Or possibly in this case API means something else entirely and everything I've said is bullshit. Also, a phone app IS likely pulling data from an API as part of it's normal function.
Probably sometime between now and end of time
apologize I’m distraught from England lost. I need a reset.
Says the dude with the microphallus. Always.
yeah I dumped my DRAM today. Warsh saying all that was uncalled for and made me lose the last bit of hope I had for a near-term rebound. Might get back in if memory gains some momentum but even then I will be holding MU and SKHY and definitely not DRAM. it didn't even price in 2 Korean relief rallies over the past 2 weeks, it seems to only catch the downside.
Now it's all ass no titties
Just got hit with a fucking $10k margin call. Lovely
They're sitting on a ton of cash currently from taking profits.
Dont have to bc i know. You and other regards like you dont know
I bought a single atm call expiring Friday. Wanted to be a little more invested for flight 13!
Come 'ere. I saved you a seat.
I hope it eventually recovers. I think i'm still in the positive on my space etf but not by much. Was up like 100% at one point.
I thought ASTS Management (Scott) has consistently reiterated no plans for dilution lmao
My tips to avoid my particular mistakes:\n\nFor the $15k one: Don't place orders after hours. For this mistake, I accidentally set a buy limit order when I meant to set a sell limit order. If this happened during market hours, it would have been just a small mistake easy to undo. The problem is that I did it after hours (with after hours trading turned on), so the order filled for a price way above what it was trading for during market hours, and there was no one I could resell it to at that price.\n\nFor the short selling one: First is to know whether you have trading permission to short sell lol. It was never a permission I wanted to have, and I had forgotten that it was a package deal with another permission I did want to have. Second is to double check your open orders before placing a new one. What happened here is I had a limit order placed to sell SPY above market rate that I had forgotten I had previously set, then I decided to sell my shares at market price. The price subsequently went up, and the limit order I had forgotten about filled.\n\nYou could also just avoid limit orders, but that comes at its own cost.\n\nAnd don't trade when distracted lol.
Ye valuation was bonkers, even just looking at price book it was 3x tesla at round 60 which is out of this world and people still bought it.
We are cooked, every news article that comes out we pump market open and then fall right back to red
If I could only bet on the rich getting rich I would be so rich.
Asts may pump again. A micro dong… perhaps not so much.
Nice. Been in and out over years, but similar avg right now I think.
The house next to me is a starter home (3/2 1500sqft.) selling for 2.5 million dollars in Central Florida. Like what the fuck, send the asteroid or raise rates.\n\nHome prices are literally out of control.
I am stretched beyond what I am comfortable with on margin buying this memory dip
What if I want to catch the knife and probably not cut myself?
Sky turning red.
i can count to potato
Hello CCP Bot.
I'm entering my pissed off at the world poor person era
What is a definition
Friday’s calls cost 10x more so in fact u made $11.23 on Friday.
Uh, no he's not. He's very real. From what you're stating I'm not so sure that you are.
Yeah I hope so, I only messed with it a few times but excited to buy some leaps
People need to stop buying iPhones and start buying better valued phones. If everyone buys iPhones, how will other companies thrive? I always buy Chinese phones cause better specs for less cost, I'm not supporting overpriced phone companies\n\nMy $600 OnePlus phone prob has better specs than ur phone and it lasts like 10 hours per charge
Bro started buying things with unrealized gains 💀
90%
Does that also include SpaceX to $200 🙂
The guy running the fed causes a crash\n\nThe guy running the country proceeds to buy everything up and tweet a pump.\n\nArrest everyone and their kids.
Those are typically meant by EOY.
Well that’s good. But in all seriousness, what is your thesis as to why someone should own it at this point? What do you think is a fair valuation? When do you see it reaching that? I’ve got a brother who put some money into it and I just don’t get it.
You are where you started. Sell the car.
pls post what it put out. I am sweating here with my AVGO sympathy play.
define intelligence
That’s true, just buy and forget (or not). Very few big 🧢 situated to profit regardless of outcomes.
I asked for mustard, but there's no mustard on this one 👉🥪
Neil Degrasse Tyson is onboard with the idea. As the idea is that you get lower powered servers that can be powered by a single solar panel, stick them on the backs of those panels and then the heat gain won't be more than the solar panel can absorb.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/HoLfQk30y6s
Watson was the high point of a dead end. IBM missed deep learning and everything onwards.
Because they’re no longer at ATHs?
Keep telling yourself thst
ASTS not got their shit together, maybe good news for RKLB. Thinking about start buying RKLB in bulks, looks most promising long term by far. Pretty solid company on paper. That's my move tomorrow.
diversification has served me well.
If there is one thing my broke ass knows is that I can stay insolvent longer than the market can stay irrational.
It was 1k last night. Then we dipped to 870s today. This is the most insane shit ever. How can a stock swing like a meme coin?
since when is korea fucking important, first kpop and now their stocks? they gonna rule the fucking world soon.
If you get any takers let me know. I'd like in on that action.
It is, but it also dramatically declines with advanced age whether or not you're using it
By buying the top like a lot of the commenters obviously did 🤷🏼‍♂️
As an outsider, what are your views on intelligence?
I don’t know what to do I got inflammation from inflation 😃
https://preview.redd.it/ro4zft58wgdh1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd9786648abaaaa13defd15fa16115215f7aa07d\n\n \nYou know what they say
Thinking of becoming one and leech off the absurd housing market. I don't think it will ever correct again, just permantly high plateaus. (Unironically) We are just completely done for.
Exactly. They react to us not the other way around
China prepping the BTS army to invade
Would you rather have a microdong or a large position in ASTS
retail has weird main character syndrome tbh \n\nno professional investors give a fuck about retail except maybe the guys paying for order flow
You only need a few days when it drops 20% you get stopped out at the bottom and reenter after the pump. That's my strategy.
I don’t even know how.
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Why tho?
So did you sell your memory stocks
(ง ื▿ ื)ว
I’m confused, when does mu go to $1550? Considering this was guaranteed by Bank of America, we should expert fairly soon right
The stock market is a pricing in the future machine. Also when your stock if getting beat up and you still choose to dilute it typically means you are expecting it to drop even more and don't care because you are low on cash or know you will be soon. Also F me because I had puts yesterday and would have made bank. Dang it.
Shorts... soften the blows... all in. lol
Are we able to bet on how fast KOSPI will hit -8% circuit breaker from open? \n\nI'm betting an 1hr 13minutes from open
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This is good propaganda for my calls keep it up
Buying some ASTS.
😂😂, no I got other accounts that are well it’s just this one.
That means it’s not the bottom
Omg, same thing happened to me today. Lost $10k😟
people see me and ask me to guide them just because they see my huge schlong. i have to tell them im as mortal as you. fuck you.
Where is the Eliot wave guy who told me to full port sndk at 2100?
true detective
no its kind of an industry rule, i was a broker for 20 yrs , not a hard and fast rule just kind of reminded us to just not jump in too quick after a huge down day in a stock, resist the urge, let it shake out....steve grasso on fast money mentions this alot
thetagang wins again
He's nearly old enough to run for office himself.
Earnings 22. July, pumped with calls. Let's see it.
Be bullish when everyone is bearish, MU to 2000\n\n- Warren Buffet
I am tired boss
The bottom, so far
Hit high of day in after market. You know what that means!
Pfizer calls going to print \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/42pi7ffzvgdh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e24836f86033646066c09f57f9122c3f3f71f50
You and I feel the same way, but you and I both know there will be some people that embrace it (especially the current gen of kids that are growing up having chatgpt do their homework for them).
RemindMe! 6 months
FUTES GOING RED ALL TIME LOW TOMORROW
r/dram_etf is so bearish now i bet memory is about to rocket
It is actually crazy how many retail people doing spreads on reddit
hahaha... welcome to the grind...
Fat finger regard
I'm looking at the OKLO chart and noticed for the first time ever a doji candle in the middle of a descending wedge pattern. I literally just made that up just to give myself a glimmer of hope.
😂😂😂😂
Its seen 800s. Why not 700s?
I rotate MU to AMAT. Am I cooked?
What do you mean, issuing shares at the bottom is not it?
Have MU 880p and 930c so it will be flat here for the rest of the week
ASTS really picked now of all times to dilute, huh?
Ah Nasdaq going to rip atleast until the Asians
The selling will continue until morale improves
Just put money in large indexes and max out your Roth you will be fine. Stop doing options most lose. It’s literally gambling.
This is Wallstreetbets not Wallstreetriskmanagement
Personally I believe in making money with my investments, but that’s just me 🤷
This is wall street bets\n\nKorean gambler should visit *walla streeta retsa*
How could you ever go wrong with assn'titties?
Is it on the website?
that man is seriously derranged.
No beens and toast tonight
Usdinr cross is breaking out.
Just use protection when doing swingers or you might catch something
Where’s all the aapl haters now ? Sucking my green dong
Sideways for 2 weeks
those fucking scammers should stop pumping spy and qqq only in premarkets.
it was 1000 this morning... fck that make it 1200
I mean it’s the only space company I believe in so I’m good keeping it.
stupid question: is it possible that some of this sideways movement is related to the glut of OI expiring in the next few days? 7/17 has like 150k OTM calls.
where?\n\n
TSM gonna cause so much pain tmr
I didn't buy any, and my ETFs don't touch garbage like that, so.... nope
It's really cool that Elon was able to pay off enough people to change the rules of listing a publicly traded company AND BOOT Verizon off the s&p500
Confirmed
Criminal shit
Then you're a major waster of your own valuable time. Yeah, I'd call that idiotic.
wtf does this have to do with the post?
0DTEs are fun because sometimes you don't blow up your account and want to die sometimes you just lose like 80% and feel kinda smart
Because I bought it by the suggestion of chatgpt
I refuse to believe there are real people that are actually this regarded, there's no way
I am doing this for last 3 months.. made $7k . ( on a $100 to $10k challenge mission ).
What the pump
Wsb is bearish on memory. So MU to 1000 EOW?
Bag holding nearly every stock
rounding up druggies and forcing them to work in prisons is sport.
Someone give me a show to watch or I’m gonna start serving knuckle sandwiches… cold
what will u do with ur newfound generational wealth?
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peak FUD out the ass for weeks and it can barely break 900, but this guy says it's going to 700
The truth about whipped cream
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Who hopes someone is hit by a bus.. weird mod
lol
Koreans going to pump this premature and bust too quick
It’s illegal for my port to be green lately 😮‍💨
No me
tell me you're a cuck without telling me you're a cuck
Shrek unzipping on FUTES
Back from an admin ban, what’d I miss?
Korea has no affect on the US market
they wont even allow you to leverage MU this hard. This is 100% options
why? Tell me why
they're not?...
this gives me faith i might not hit 0 in my portfolio
Great at gains and loss porn. A true WSB legend.
Calls 🔛 VST:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/news/s/UrxsaPuU36
u think people aka zombies in the inner city of LA WANT to take it? They cannot stop. They should be banned.
Thanks for the money!
Big brains, why did asts drop so much when dilution is far in the future and might not happen at all? Is it possible the algos reacted and the stock could bounce back like lucid
Are they really? Last I bought a bag like 2 years ago they were like 2.50 or 2.79 or something and even then I thought it was expensive
I believe so. Its go8ng to see 700 before it goes back to ATH
Ok but thats still only three options so thats still like a 40% chance, but im not that good at math so may be slightly off on that if some number wizard wants to weigh in
gonna just divide my port between 4 hyperscalers + apple. ill let u know how it goes in a couple months
they tried and it didn’t work
I'm sorry my fellow regard I look forward to our loss porn posts in a few months 😔
Where is the big Mac $16?
Buy it is
We love the $$
PAVE, PBEU r pretty decent
I made $300 this week from swinging stocks. I remember the days I used to make 1k but options destroyed my account. Hopefully by eoy 2027, my port will be back to normal
Three more classes until I get my yachting license
Jesus fucking christ man
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u know whats scary? bread loaves
Lol broke ass hoping to make a penny back
The same ones like jagger
MU puts the move?
Debatable. I normally will hit big on a few ER, and that loose half when I get greedy (which is often)
happens a lot
i opened a small position at 383
Hyper realistic Patrick Star is not my fave thing
Kospi please be gentle
The fuck does that even mean?
Wait are you for real?
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
China attack scheduled for tomorrow
See this is what happens when you listen to Michael Burry.......
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I added more - but im also a f'n loser so do with that what u will.
ServiceNow?
one of us, one of us, gooble gobble gooble gobble
Cool. Personal rule or data driven rule?
Stop trading in the stock market until you know what you're doing! This is why retail has such a bad name
Bruhh, tf is this lol
well, if that makes u happy boss, rock on!
They letting anybody be realtors these days. I wouldn’t buy a gingerbread house from most of them
740 would make me so much fucking money
Exactly! What were the bank underwriters doing? There one job is to reduce risky investments to save the house. Not maximize risk and let the house burn down.
Just make a phone call and get the call changed, usually works
Hope you didn’t buy too much 😬 that things got nothing but selling pressure to look forward to for the next year as more lockups expire and early investors look to cash in.
Korea rate hike is scary but hopefully ends bullish need a translater on scene for meeting ASAP\n\n
I would say I know more than most people, but not enough to navigate it comfortably yet. I would only feel qualified with a month or more of research, maybe even a class or two. Seeing retail noobs jump into it is pure entertainment
ASTS always spending then suffering
Lull with MU rn. It’s basically asking for any kind of reason to dump hard rn
thats the spirit that built this place
Elon and his friends want you to invest in SpaceX, so they're gonna short the hell out of ASTS and RKLB.\n\n
If he could somehow print out the individual share certificates they might be useful as bedding, or fuel.
BREAKING NEWS: 🥭 is live right now, check it out
There was an opportunity cost and OP had FOMO. It’s Econ 101, bruh
I'd like to think so, but the last few months have been a shit show.
🥵
It’s over already. T’s and P’s to your family.
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Or, you know, people will lose confidence in cash burning machines being worth trillions of dollars on vague promises of future growth. OpenAI, Claude, Tesla and SpaceX combined have about 5 trillion valuation on loss of like 25 billion dollars. Claude maybe will actually succeed but the rest? C'mon, it is a fucking circus.
Don’t think of it as $9700 lost. Think of it as 194 dicks to suck before you break even.
Nah +/- 0.2%
Imagine trying to find a normal value investment amidst all of 🥭’s savage ballet
IBM is down over 25% from highs and has the p/e ratio of PepsiCo now
# OH MY GOD\n\n# FUTURES ABSOLUTELY RIPPING\n\n# ALL TIME HIGHS TOMORROW
Why don't they make drugs legal. Just let who wants to take it, take it. Ur not stopping them right now anyways..
I got 100 at $75. Seems like an easy swing.
maybe tell them you are a valued premium user of the microsoft support and want your extended stock warranty.
I am a big dumb dumb (with a b)
Can you buy and then quickly sell ONDS?
Is that anthropic?
I feel this way too.
Call your broker and tell them it was an accident and ask for a refund
Even if sk hynix goes up 10% dram gna pop 0.1%
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Being rich is a hell of a drug
My TSM call is gonna get smoked tomorrow, just take my money
hey, just cuz i said its bullshit on a reddit comment doesnt mean im not going to throw money at it. im on this sub for a reason (hint : regarded)
Was announced July 9
this is what "no more dilutions in 2026" looks like
ASTS is fucking bankrupting me
And they were right!
SGOV is pretty much it.
gotta wait at least 3 days after a stock gets pummeled like this for it all to shake out so as ur not catchin a fallin knife...and in this case that 3 day rule clock will start from when they report next weds, not from yest when they pre announced
anyone buying ASTS right now?
He was born like this
Because stonks only go up.
this market has forced me to actually diversify out of tech and start buying shares of REITS and utility etfs 🤮🤡
AAPL quietly doing its thing over the past 3 months.
Oof
Bro how are you still hyped
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Og7S-sk4GVs
Nah they in you bottoms.
Yeah today was likely some leverage unwinding in the semi trade just like SK has been dealing with, only in a smaller scale because we’re probably not as leveraged over here. If they blow it out, which they will, the confidence will come back and so will the degeneracy. MU to 1000 by EOW
It’s only gambling when he’s not speculating. He’s past his prime and his models just don’t work anymore. Seized his time as market guru but it came and went.
Making over 3x wasn't enough for you?
Im loading the truck at $20
He just told you\nGet lucky fool
Iran and China tech are scape goats for institutions to take your shares, and you will like it
Road to 15.
"Oopsie poopsies"
I got in the IPO at 135, there was no other way I was touching this. Missed the opportunity to sell over 200 but as soon as options were available you’re damn right I bought 175 puts to at least lock in $40. I can’t believe more people that were long didn’t take advantage of the rapid addition of options on this one.\n\nEdit: never mind, I see OP bought calls when anyone with money in it was buying puts. He belongs here.
I legit have no idea what is safe anymore....
Lmao\n\nGood way to put it.
Some men just want to create the worst thing ever
Boy, was it ever
🤡🤡🤡
I've been saying that since last week. I'm tired boss
# HERE COME THOSE BIG HULKING GREEN FUTURES CANDLES
Spy either at 740 or 760 tomorrow. Let’s roll
if they don't comply, ask for the manager.
To imagine that they are a higher life form is a lot of credit granted to them.
Just press the "Account Restore" button. It's only visible with Macromedia Flash version 8. 60% of the time it works every time!
Love it or hate it, MSFT shares long term is maybe the best risk/reward profile I’ve seen in a while.
I dunno about debt. If ur break even now that’s good. But you can claim like 5k losses every year if you aren’t
They don't make drugs legal but alcohol is, which kills over 50k people every year. Why not ban alcohol?
No more beers or bread for OP
Asts digging instead of launching
Man, Buffet keeps complaining that nothing is cheap.\n\nFucking buy, dude. You’re in the middle of the 4th industrial revolution and you want post-recession discounts.
think it can only go up... major correction is already there
RKLB @ $150 = “shit, i shoulda bought at $75”\n\nRKLB @ $75 = “lol, i aint buying that shit”\n\n\-me
Spce bros are too obtuse to read anyways
Good luck. Hope they resolve this issue quickly
Is my biggest position right now but I was careful when adding so I'm green 10%. \n\nThe Amazon game is long so no biggie
**BanBet Lost** — /u/Cosmorto (1W - 2L, 33%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▲ | $755.05 → $760.00 | +0.7% | 5d | Lost |
space sector been in absolute hell since SPCX and dilution news does not help
Sold off the 2027s and bought 4 $82 2028 calls.
The outcome would be the same if it was expiring this Friday. Don't worry too much.
giving Gob a run for his money
# Oh FUCK, KOREA is doing a rate hike tonight at 9pm…here comes the giga circuit breaker
Capturing an asteroid is a plot point from For All Mankind which also has a musk like ceo in it. Who also may or may not be a peice of shit.
u learned your lesson. Buying something on a temporary ATH that was obvious. Ask Peloton bagholders how they feel.
It’s not retail. 300 billion has been pulled out of the market and they are pulling out more. The bond market is massively overleveraged and the big boys are preparing themselves
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35 billion went missing from sndk this morning and then 25 billion came back this afternoon.
They asked for my ID and a statement saying I won’t use API to trade and said I will hear back tomorrow or Friday
Korea boys going to pump DRAM back up tonight right?
Space stocks are gonna steal all your money lmao
always ready for his customers.
They are gonna see we did a V and copy that
That's called a mental breakdown.
if it goes up just a little more i’ll profit
bought the bottom on snxx today. wish me luck gang
Fake Mars voyages with promises of a new start and infinite jobs for workers displaced by his robots. They'll have humans operate the sign-up and make it seem legit, use AI to simulate contact with loved ones, interviews with people already working on Mars, etc. but it's just a Disney ride that genocides everyone and gets cleaned up by robots. "Technocracy" brought to you by Elon and Peter Thiel. Life Worth assigned by Palantir and Oracle.\n\nStep 1: False flags on unbuilt unneeded AI data centers (big insurance payout to AI companies) coordinated by shadowy anti-tech antifa who also controls the state elections and holdout Deep State workers
Jesus I hope so.  \n
It all depends on how much they beat. They will beat for sure, but by how much?\nThese days you need to beat analyst prediction by a fair amount.
nice
im not gae.
This is good for us playing leveraged stocks. Buy low, sell high.
People who gamble >>>>>> people w/ 1 foot in the grave and go in big on United Healthcare.
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What’s that buddy
bibi😔
already did at $2300 SNDK and $1200 MU
Yes
Ehh a little of column A, little of column B
someone photoshop a cock shadow 😭
Ur dealer is 24/7?
NFLX’s free, TikTok/youtube competitor is gonna be so ass.
Dude, I fucking know. And that's why I'm committing to holding onto this TSM position through tomorrow's earning whiplash, hopefully I'll be rewarded for it.
maybe end of the year, but its not end of the year and i want to trade now. NOW. fuck you.
One of these two will have to fall for it to work. Then the winner can grab all the talent and win out. That would probably not be good for the rest of us plebs though.
Bro start trading Futes
holy fuck ASTS why
how much did u put in? Probably a lot.
why whould he move to nepal? i live in nepal
Look bro your sister is still considered human in at least the continental United States
theır futes are down 5 percent and they open ın 2 hours brother
Hindsight is 20/20, but the feeling of being locked in with those CC's into a pre-market earnings was a little too much for me. I need to be able to sell if I have to, like if TSM spikes pre-market and then crashes at market open like ASML did today.
Try to get a refund
**BanBet Lost** — /u/chimera240495 (0W - 1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▲ | $751.95 → $759.47 | +1.0% | 1d | Lost |
almost like computers are trading!
dichnicals
3 day rule
Been watching World Cup on Telemendo\n\nWorld Cup is so much more fun in Spanish\n\nIt’s not Harry Kane, it’s Hurricane
Risk management courses aren’t for gamblers
Udderly delicious
Checkmate, Penalty kick from half court.
Trading options is bad but calls on overvalued stocks are asking for trouble.
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Like Russia learned, the first 4 years of a 2 week special military operation can be tough.
"Someone else gets to decide when your investment ends and at what price, leaving you with a realised loss." And that someone is the board you voted for with your 0.0000001% ownership. You did this to yourself.
Low volume in indexes. Price bleeds one way and then a 10k volume candle gaps right at the break even for most entry prices.
Wasn’t the 24/7 nasdaq supposed to be this year
wait until mag 7 earnings or buy them now?
RemindMe! 2 months
MSFT so close to 400 again. I feel like it’s gonna touch it and then the markets going to go to shit again for another month lmao
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I care - I’m sorry that happened to you - same crap for me
yeah someone i know got wrecked by the memory chip dip
You forgot the secret third outcome which is price stays flat and you get fucked by theta.
Nothing, typical FUD spam by marketmakers and hedgies "rotating into MAG7" from AI to shake out retail, then rotate back into AI after they're satisfied with the liquidity grab.
Cutting it close. Support is around 43$
you can have 24/7 porn, crypto, online casinos, drugs or porn. But no stocks market. Fuck you.
probably right since a lot of retards bought the spcx dip today
I have a feeling KOSPI gonna rise. Deduced from the fact that my dic is rising on its own.
FUD so desperate they got the Fed Chair to spread it. Extremely bullish
Bro no way England lost wtf Hairy Cane?
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I’m numb to it now. Monke just wants his money back
loaded up on $60k worth of wdc today\n\nsee y’all in valhalla or Wendy’s
# RELEASE THE KOREANS!
That’s FUD stop it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
At least the bucket under the cow can collect our collective tears.
What is your current WC Balance? Be honest
Calls or Puts on HOVR?\n\n
Hey, you had a lot of conviction. Thats something.
Legit someone last night said it was too bullish on MU and it could only mean one thing lol
same. what a great summer so far huh?
I am not crying but someone please stop cutting onions in the casino.
Ex sister in law.... no crack tho
European minds can’t comprehend.
You don't have to tell me, tell the cult
Its not bullshit, they are actually nearing profitability despite being like only 6 years old tops, if they manage to reduce their inference and training costs by 10x (and previous history as well as current research says they will) they will be wildly profitable.
Is Quantumscape stock a SELL?
Take the trade or don’t. I’m right of course. But maybe chase memory or something?
Ukraine and Iran cancel each other out. There is no war
It cost you nothing not to post this.
unironically this may happen.
This is inappropriate but it makes me feel like buying more tho
asts dilutes like 30% a year I don't know why people are so surprised. people should expect this from ast scammobile by now
Interesting. Ask the broker to explain
Put's on Lego videos
Smoked some fent and decided to buy memory calls
I’m going balls deep in Asts tomorrow
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If you get hit by a bus on your 65th birthday... joke is on them\n
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You deserve it
You can still buy yourself lunch?
I feel your pain dude. I didn’t lose as much dollars wise but the ratio of portfolio movement is pretty similar, also from semis. Greed is a bitch…
cope much?
I'm staring a yuge loss straight in the face and not blinking, guess I'm just **built different**\n\n👁️👄👁️\n\n
Circuit breaker at open
Well obviously. He will be worth 583 trillion.
🪦
We too me too
China
The war should be over in 2 weeks
THE FUTES SHALL OPEN🫴
All of that chain depends on the products being profitable. A profitable LLM product isn't even close to being invented and I have no idea how it would.
I can't tell if he blocked me or if some admins noticed all of his Not-See rhetoric from his comment history elsewhere on the platform.\n\nI can't recall what was said last night, I just remember that he had like negative -100 lifetime Karma across the last month and came by it honestly. I'm assuming he called it quits to spin up a new angry Alt account.
Petition to rename WSB to ODTE on last Friday of the month. This is where most of its valued members are getting whooped, might as well pay a homage.
Tuchel hairline go kinda hard
Oh, he'll totally fuck you now!\n\nlol.
I have never purchased calls, but my puts stopped losing all the time
Only play SPY , guaranteed money if you can play it right.
Lol RemindMe! 2 months
im fully out of DRAM after today. things are looking really bleak unfortunately.
I’m not even sure what’s going on I have no AI connected
Market makers are shaking retail for their money. When they're satisfied, they'll let it pump again.
If it makes you feel any better, you would have still flushed $10k down the toilet if it expired on Friday
Bottom for SPCX is not visible yet. Still far
bagholders anthem
And I hate TSLA
I’m gonna take a fent nap for a while until memory is cool to buy again
Bro TSLA is a has been
Calls\n\nWith an expiration date somewhere past 2050
Don’t think your country recognizes your marriage to that barnyard sheep.
I don’t have a memory anymoren
AI porn
Probably right
Would've lost either way.
Oh well.. They'll be rich soon enough
omg ur so cute u actually think ASTS isn't going to 0
You can make a lot if mag7 earnings project massive capex and if it’s cut … its over
TSLA gonna rocket 🚀 soon. I feel it in my plums.
🌽 bull run over again back down we go
Look at this focker.
the only thing i read is your anoos
Couldn’t get the white onions because of the war :/
I think I need to consult a soothsayer on what stocks to buy. Clearly nobody knows wtf is happening anymore.
Warren it's time to spend those money not to make more
So the answer is “a lot”. Got it,
assume kospi positions gentlemen \n\ntonight we dine in hell
I haven’t yet and I’m scared shitless
Language models didn’t suddenly stop being stochastic parrots.
bag 7
TSMC is about to bring them back to life. Hope you bought the dip today
MU is toast
He sold his calls for puts
Can you give me link to it? I sold a Netflix put today.
Unauthorized?
Bet Argentina to win outright and increase my bet in 2nd half to advance. Not a bad day.
Did you cry?
Go ahead and become a [member of their community, fam.](https://www.reddit.com/r/MU_Stock/)
Not sure what you were thinking chasing a hype ipo. Space x will be @ 80 a share in 1 year and in another 13 years you'll have either ended yourself or broken even.
good. its better and safer to buy when it has fully reversed.
Sauce?
what's the next trend now that semis are ded?
u/remindmebot 10 days
2 words....weather report
That’s a quarter of this sub lmao
Bragging about being a millionaire on an anonymous forum just screams rich and successful. By the way, it’s 2026 every old and retired person is a millionaire.
good news it's already been fathomed by the market
Another 4 years wasted. I am taking tomorrow off
Funny, welle see who has the last laugh. September!
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Uh they did, and did it again
Monkey just wants his money back
Right now the US is pulling over a million bpd from our reserves. And our reserves will be empty around late Aug early Sept. They haven’t been so low since the oil crisis of the 70’s
All right that's enough for today. Back to the dumpster
I have auTSM
Memory demand outstrips production for as far as the eye can see. Producers charging whatever the hell they want as it's in more demand than cocaine. Traders: Dump it.
1100 when ur baby
Or just contact wall street customer services and tell them you clicked the wrong button. They will do a reversal within 24 hrs
CS app. Nice format. But you're doing something wrong. Just my 2 cents.
this is the same line as my nokia trade
The whole Korea are just WSB. Everyone on full margin. You gotta love those regards.
Just read a good article on the battle between puts and calls for Netflix tomorrow. \n\nPuts had the big lead but calls made a big gain todsy
Bottom in for memory?
I'm not sure the model makers will be crazy profitable but probably somewhat profitable. But I'm pretty sure the LLM chain will be quite profitable, including the tools built on top of LLMs and the hardware manufacturers.
Dont forget DRAM bagholders
I bet you thought you were on top of the world two weeks ago
Wait what? Why are they bombing cats
Ja lichtelijk gespannen hahaha
its going to 0 yes
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''to keep growing''...to line executives pockets u mean
Step 1: Live clean\nStep 2: Be so rich that buying healthcare insurance for yourself means outright purchasing an entire healtcare company
We still upvoting this?
Why lol, what even changed fundamentally
Cant fathom how bad IBM earning reports was going to be. They had to do a pre-release just to warn investors ?
Guys, it was bottom for spcx
u can't fuk up whats already fukked
Money out from "all else" into "Mag7"
Don't cry for me Argentina
Well let’s load up tomorrow or Friday
Are you aware about all the supply that's going to hit the market in the rest of the year when the insider shares are unlocked? \n\nReally tough situation
But the real question is do you have call options ?
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They hate us all
maybe it really was all about the regards we made along the way, after all😊
fucking y tho
forgot the loss porn tag
Typical rotation now as there’s no new money
IBM
Shoulda waited for bounch
Honestly I am a bit curious where Kospi would stop without the inevitable circuit braker...
Very apt, too o
I haven't had one for years with how much my significant other chews it. Sounds like we're both safe.
I would laugh more, but I fat fingered an order today and got supremely lucky Sandisk went up $2 from where I bought while I still caught it or else it would have been rough.
bruuhhhh 💀
Need that ai trade to pump again
Bros being grilled in hell rn
Thank you for your $10,000 contribution to the Darwin fund.
Yes
Like, specifically today or like today today.
Here's the meme for it.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8lqfzex4sgdh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12016f951c38c66f250f80a79eb9a79d14ee43b7
Tune in to see what those Kospi Kids are up to!
Buffets whole strategy is to tell the masses to invest passively, thus allowing enough liquidity for his gambles which include extreme value picks. It sucks when everyone else is using his strategy because then it doesn't work as well. Boo hoo.
lol. I’ve got a beautiful wife. Children that love me. And lots of money. I’ll call you when I need an uber
Scar tissue that I wish you saw 🥺\n\nSarcastic mister know-it-all 😔
No clue. That’s the problem
I hope this asts news doesn't fuck up my rklb.
You just hate money don’t ya
Why was Mag7 up but all else down, what did I miss?
Orangina is way better.
I don't understand why so many folks are against shorting on here.
Kinda hot, ngl
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You were supposed to sell at the peak of your chart then buy back when it went lower.
Lol the Great Vulture tells America to just buy the S&P 500 like the cucks they are, while he shook down banks during the financial crisis.\n\nIf it's all a casino he is Tony Soprano looking to bust you the fuck out.
What the fuck as soon as I bring my skirt steak outside it rains on me. Right after my calls got erased by $IBM. Why do the gods hate me?
Be truthful to yourself ! I don’t think this was a mistake , because you will be here telling us how a genius you are in you 20x you money
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Overwhelmingly bearish on MU in here, can only mean one thing
I guess the final boss of AI crash is Open AI IPO
T minus 15 minutes until this chat gets flooded with KOSPI and Korean spam
Its the woke virus
Mad cause old and gay
I got shafted too kid you’re not alone
How bad are you down
I was about to buy like $15k worth of shares but got busy with work and forgot. Thank fuck haha
Easiest memory long
So the thought of prems being this cheap didnt make your brain go uhh wait, is this the right expiry? \n\nNo none at all? Ya you def belong here
I miss him like a dead loved one\n\nThey must pay
The lord giveth and the lord taketh away
apples meet oranges
My god this isn’t that hard kids. Everything is correcting except Mag7. The market is going to get super narrow through the summer. Get long MAGS. I’ve been telling you dopes for days. Maybe that’s why I’m a retired millionaire and you keep chasing dopey dram
I just want my initial investment back. I promise i will sell when breakeven.
Ice soup? In THIS economy?!
No problem. Have a good evening.
Guess what I’m immediately investing in if bitcoin starts flyinh
Lindsey Graham got out at just the right time 🥀
going -20% in like 10 seconds wasnt your first sign?
ASTbros in shambles rn\n\n(I am ASTbros)
I’m not fuckin selling!!
😮
Buffett made his fortune selling candy soda and insurance to americans\n\nHis dad was also a senator so yeah he probably got those insider scoops
Almost bought calls on ASTS today. Oof.
This is a great time to buy right?
blame reddit admins
I bought a $100 put for January 18 2027.
Oh no, not the tickler! Look at that stick with the pathetic string attached.
“I’m so fucking smart, no one else has even thought of this. God, I’m going to be so fucking rich”.
Ported into asts calls
when there are only gamblers, they \n decide the value
Same. My bags were paid for by the house though. Got in early, sold the top, got back in, HODL for life.
Pretty sure that shadowy figure is about to help that poor guy pick up his Wendy’s.
sounds about right\n\n
i'm holding for a year and reassessing
Nah
You just made a computer somewhere very happy
Rite of passage.
Guy on CNBC speaking so generally, might as well say nothing
ASTS will come back right? ....... Right?
kinda hard for bears to win while bag 7 holds up
**Expiring worthless
WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO WITH OUR EMOJIS\n\nI come back to this sub and my little frog dude isn’t here to console me. 😞 🐸
The pail! 🤣💀
damn, they didn’t even give you a double top.
Because I’m in the same boat so I could relate - but I’m not crying about it
\*retail trader
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Yes. The parks hold up the empire, but their direction is so wonky.
In the money
oh i was thinking you were self pay. Yeah, let your insurance handle their part first obviously. Hopefully you've met your deductible if not you'll for sure have to pay that part
not sure anyone has ever deserved it more than SPCX baggies
thank you ill investigate more into that sounds smart
bro that dog looks mischievous AF.
When you realize there are players who don't play to win, they just want to see you lose.
yep all my favs are steady at the bottom
will never give up on my baby MU
Perfect timing. SPCX, SKHY, soon Samsung, and Anthropic. I am sure there's enough money to go around all these multi-TRILLION dollars companies.
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You did enough to comment 🤡
I wanted to play AMAT(Applied Materials) earnings and bought APLD(Applied Digital) instead. Happens atleast once with every degen.
Compare PayPal chart in 2021 to mu’s chart today
teach me thy ways
😭😭please save us
democracy is also just majority rule and also sucks when you're on the losing side!
Well, that was stupid
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but what if I'm an dumbass
Damn.
Asts is convertible notes, way over reaction for more capital to keep growing
I bought a new car on 6/29 because I was up 60k and then proceed to lose it all starting 7/1 before I could sell it. Now I'm down 60k and have new car with payments.
looking at wulf today was quite the spectacle, 4 analyst reiterated their targets, i thought this would reduce some fear but the stonk continued to sell off until it started reversing... are stronger hands quietly absorbing supply? we will see.
LOL the same people who made Musk the first trillionaire are now having trouble paying their bills!
A decade ago most of this sub was suckling their mum's tits
Ok. No one cares
The leveraged call goat!
I really love this subreddit for the comments. I really really do.
spinner and worm
those numbers were priced in years back when the release date was announced
My account is restricted for using API? Wtf is API
I will die with those bags in my hands, but I'll be a happy man knowing I accomplished nothing with it.
Bro bought at $211 as soon as he saw a post "SPACEX will 50X and be worth $100 Trillion by 2035. LMAO.
Bottom is in
What’s with the bug talk?
Helpful
Just tell them it was a mistake, I'm sure they'll be reasonable and give you a refund 😊
No sweat…Covered calls aren’t the move. Take a look at options premiums. If a premium is $1 and the share price is $50, selling that call will protect against 2% of downside. They really work best in flat periods, but you have no way of predicting those. SPYI’s periods of outperformance will not make up for its periods of underperformance over time. \n\nDefensive sectors have lower downside risk in exchange for much lower growth and pay 2.5%. XLP, XLU, XLV. SCHD is also heavily defensive and pays 3.5%. You could try buying those opportunistically while DCAing share-price focused ETFs like SPMO or QQQM. \n\nDefensives and SCHD have a lower likelihood of margin call than SPYI, and are a large part of my strategy of interest/dividend neutrality in my margin account.
Get back to me when they can do this shit at scale\n\nThere's a reason why I use the Theranos reference.
Calls on cuban cigars
S&P is flat over past month
So if bitcoin goes to say 300k will Saylor be the richest man on the planet
Been there, done that. I didn't even get a WSB tshirt for my trouble.
Full porting $ROPE\n\nMy wife picked a loser
The initial dip is happening. Once it settles it’s time to buy more. This is a multi year/decade play.
Thank you Argentina. At least you put on a better show than the market this week.
Should have bet on the praying mantis
LMAO MUtards
Holy regard!
If he is gonna do it before midterms he's gonna do it soon, because he's stupid enough to think he could wrap things up in a month or two and declare victory.
No one cares except MUtards
the comma after stop makes it sound way more desperate
This is the average intelligence for the average MU buyer in this upper range.\n\nNot good enough to buy at 300, good enough to buy at 980.
boots on the ground will cause him much larger problems than oil
Anything under $50 per share is decent
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Friday expiry would have yielded the same outcome, regard.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/pcyrwo8yqgdh1.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77331428c9a0723a59756510bc9381a5bb5bae7f
at this rate there won't be anything left to withdraw either so you won't have to pay that pesky tax, win win
Lost my house on the bug fight game
Outside of 0DTEs, was it really even possible to make good money on puts with SPCX? I remember the IV being so high that I fucked off immediately
Yes
The parks are packed, I was just there
You had a nice childhood if you don’t know what it means
I was down 33k yesterday so… anything possible
Too stupid to add my photo but 2.5k in it 4 contracts earnings gonna make or break me. \n\nSo far started with $500 grown to 5k \n14 days out
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You must be taking the short bus to school
Am I coping by investing in Disney? I'm hoping they'll get back to climbing well over the $110 figure with Avengers Doomsday in December
Uber Technologies, Inc. -> `72.785` (0.705 / 0.978%)
the revenge cycle
Lost a YOLO match on bugs. No regrets.
TSM earnings before market open \n\nMy calls still have a chance
😭
!p UBER
The anime fintwit influencers have been bag holders and continue to shill AI stocks
What's a good entry for nvid
Dang sorry brother. Ya late in the day i was scalping mu too and made 100% sure mine were 2 day contracts
Good
Wouldn’t be surprised if it hits $65 again
Hey dummies that are downvoting. Show yourselves so I can laugh at you in 3 months.
RKLB PLS SAVE US\n\n
So we watching the Kospi show tonight guys?
Tf? It was below this multiple times the last two weeks
Lol
What does this picture mean
I guess the final boss of AI crash is Open AI IPO
You don’t deserve to have a single penny investing in SpaceX
Same feeling I had the first time I made love to my wife without protection.\n\nAnd yes, the stork came to visit 9 months later....
Been needing since end of May man
First mistake. Bought calls. It’s a bear market. Puts bitch
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dont bomb the cats in turkey
That helps a ton. Thank you. Ah, Hence ADRs.
Boots on the ground. Bye Argentinans. For the Finals! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
How much are you down ytd
Gobbling up ASTS shares. Good for the company, bad for the baggies
Not sure what this has to do with putting my fries in the bag bro...
Calls on $ROPE.
Good advice here, and my condolences on the passing of your wife. One day at a time friend!
Selling OTM leap puts on MU is free money
You still holding ?
Not if I quit trading
N Korea?
Hoe gestrest was je met casual driehonderd ekkies en 1-0 Engeland?
are we cooked?\n\n
Price was too good to pass up
Puts on QQQ/spy
I got 2 calls, I shouldah done more
Holding SPY $757 puts 😎
Every stock I own is underwater
If korea dumps prob a good buy tomorrow morning. If it pumps, you could fomo but you know they would dump out of spite.
NFLX strangle? It’s pretty obvious it will move beyond the implied. Which way? The question still remains
How did we allow our economy to become so dependent on the KOSPI?!
Idk if it makes you feel better, but they wouldn't work on Fri either (
Thank you for your sacrifice. Now $MU headed to $1000 for sure
just take out a loan and let it swing the other way
Couldn't those idiots at ASTS do an offering when stock was at 130
I know a really good one, costs 11k though
NVDA and Broadcom being accumulated. All other semis being sold. You guys will figure it out when NVDA hits $250. You’ll chase and lose. FOMO and panic is all this sub really knows how to do.
Do you think friday ones would have paid off ?
just tell zoomers it's like fortnite with an ironman save
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