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I dont like her 'acting'\n\nLiterally unwatchable, thus I cant fap to it.\n\n\nShe needs to learn a thing or two from Kayden Cross
First your put the chicken in your mouf
The majority of the peanuts grown within a hundred mile radius of my house! You can’t invest based off this chart. The technology and equipment used to farm peanuts changed drastically over the years. A couple years ago they stopped using the small wagons and pickup trucks to haul peanuts. Now they take diesel trucks and trailers directly into the field. Everything is bigger.
Well, for being a company run by a credibly alleged predator, who knows as much about management as a child, that has terrible environmental + social + governance scores (Tesla really needs to end the systemic disrespect for the law and get a CEO), they are proving a constant source of amusement and profit (I did buy their stocks for like 50 each and sold before the bubble started to burst), and use them options to punish the people who blindly believe in Elon.
I can confirm that those are words
Rough day at Wendy’s?
I've made it this far without needing valtrex or penicillin. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)
Like cuz I paid day shiznit son son cuzzin uncle
Shoot bottle rockets at them
Honestly thought fracking was viable above about $75 a barrel... care to disprove?
The only people who give you attention when you use roids are other dudes. \n \nEither they despise you out of jealousy or they give you very sus compliments about your glute size.
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No way, he claimed Biden won the election via election fraud.
Your 2003 A6 aint worth shit
okay which one of you fucked a monkey now? Get a grip guys
Ooh, it seems people didn't like us voicing our "free speech" lmao
Big L for the parents
More and more people going into credit card arrears, booming economy🚀
Hm.
Ding ding ding
NICE
Bruh I love chop cheese used to work in the Bronx a lot
The PENIS makes it better though?!?!?
Like cuz they sent it to collections?
Nice
It has just nothing to do with OP post or the fact Melvin got closed(to reopen under new name), its just like a qanon slogan idiots rally behind. Dumb cult.
I feel like that's a double meaning there, it can't go any lower is one meaning, the other is that it serves as proof of a recession.
Damn new panny droppin
You can also trade futures
Back in the 1700s "free speech" was about freedom from imprisonment for saying what you want\n\nThese days it's about the right to having a Twitter account ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
And a microphone
“Yeah, take your time” at a fast food restaurant really means you got 20 seconds before you annoy me
Don’t fall for it. This is just the beginning
Link or it didn’t happen.
Yeah how does her ass even grow a nose?!
Doesnt sound fun at all.\n\nMy idea of a good time Is a women drenched in sweet bbq sauce, serving me a rack of brown sugar rubbed ribs.\n\n\nThats why I love my wife, its one of her party tricks.
I’ve jacked to her many times. I have grown tired of it tho.\n\nMy issue is with is w Mia Khalifa the social media personality.
We're blaming it on the war now?
Japan has entered the chat.
I stopped.\n\n…because I had a zero balance
The ocky way?! sureeeee sureeeee! Can’t forget the bev!! Neva neva
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
plus she doesn’t even have a penis amiright
Ok
Yes it will be an epic bitchslappin
Nice
where did you get this data from?
I'm buying across a few tickers, I like to buy in multiples of 5 contracts on any one purchase. But I spread them out. I have a base goal for daily gain in $ amount. If I hit it, or walk backwards I try to pull out. But if I'm really confident in the Expiry I'll hold it. I had a few expire ITM on Friday, but I would of made more money pulling out sooner. \n\nTrying to take gains without getting greedy is tough. Plus since I can't pull out fast without PDT marks, it's harder. I have pulled several on Day Trades, but I try to keep them few and far between in case I really need to get in or out of a day trade. Because of intense opportunity or loss.
Citadel and Point72 had to bail out Melvin back then because if Melvin had gone under their short position on Amc and Gme would have needed to be bought back (moass) and that would have been the death blow to Citadel and Point72 who were also short. Melvin never closed their short position (as the media would like you to think) instead it was handed up to citadel and Point72 in order to get it off Melvins books. Now Melvin can die in peace because their liquidation does not start MOASS. DRS and Godspeed
Not me cuntface
Exactly
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I don’t understand how they don’t realize how much porn there will be ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
Nice
Nice
Just get elite at leetcode and drill all the exercises on the daily?
I bought shop at $700, upst at $104 and Amazon at $3300!
Idk dude maybe try it
I already got herpes so same thing
Insulin resistance. Fat isn’t just fat. Hyperinsulinemia leads to higher portions of fat being stored in inappropriate places, primarily as visceral fat in the torso, but also in the organs (liver, pancreas) and muscles.
*sniff*\n\nYep it's a tookus
Yep, the goal was to make money, not to make a statement or whatever the fuck they are trying to do
Let me send them the shrek anal Annihilator 9000. That will make anyone cum lmao
The new E53 is so nice man I’m gonna trade in my A6 for it
I have this feeling we're dropping back to March 2020 numbers.
DKS puts for earnings? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
What’s the fantasy when you’re spinning a fiction out of your gaping asshole and saying options don’t go from $10 to $1000. They can go from less… I’m sorry you haven’t been around the block lol. It’s honestly sad you’ve never seen a call or put do that, like I’m talking to an actual diaper full of cum.
Ban the left. Something Something turntables
Anyone just stop paying their credit card bills? Think I’d rather buy stock for seven years.
Twitter is *publically* traded or something
Sorry but you're saying no kid has ever ended up trash with great parents?\n\nSome kids rebel to the point where they do crap just to piss off the parents and be as opposite of them as possible lol\n\nThere's individual responsibility too.
Nope that’s pretty much guaranteed. So I don’t count that as a stage.
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Nice
pretty incompetent tbh. i'm retarded and i work at a faang
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Lightning like an mfer here
Same with her huge ass nose
“Mom I can’t move out cuz I lost all my money on calls”
She’s disgusting
Don’t even bother just go to vodka and 0 calories monster at that point. Light beer 🍺 is worthless
I'm sure lots of girls refuse to get off with you.
Yeah to math, dunno about the fucked up computer languages
never heard of it
I guess I’m skipping this week, I can see myself getting fucked
The real dd is always in the comments ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
https://i.imgur.com/NOo3GBL.jpg
Nice
They have a high PE compared to other retailers this might be a good play pre pandemic lows were 60
No one will have phones in 10 years as they are still in the 2 weeks to flatten the curve in China
I am here for it, fuck them
I have never once jacked off to Mia Khalifa…. Just couldn’t do it, her boobs just look disgusting ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)
Definitely needed to hear this. Sold 10 $700 puts Friday for $1.6k profit in the first 5 minutes of market open. Missed out on $60k. Profit is profit. Don’t look back and live to trade another day. It could have just as easily gone in the opposite direction.
Beware of Monkey Pox
I'll never understand why people don't get that "free speech" is only protected from the government. Private companies have nothing to do with free speech.
The weird thing about Tesla has been that there is this idea that Tesla would engulf every other car maker without them putting up a fight. Yes Tesla has been first to market in terms of a good electric car, but when the big car companies put their energy towards electric we are going to get some great cars. Tesla has been focused on 0-60 but has all but forgotten about the cabin experience. Once Toyota, ford, Honda, Hyundai, VW and all the others start putting out good electric cars we will see how strong Tesla will be able to stand.\n\nThe stock price has always amazed me but at a certain point that idea that the stock can only go up has to fail.
Nice work
Who’s \n\n*points*\n\n#THAT GUY
tyty
Don't judge my permabroke lifestyle
No. Wendy’s ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8880)
There's no way to just lie away that 95 billion a month. No choice at this point. Let's be real, the market was propped up by QE and low interest rates from the 08 recession. Our economic recovery was built upon a foundation of paper mache.
So far.\nIt ain't over yet
As off today 80 people in the "Western World" have been identified with Monkeypox. A disease that rarely gets out of Western Africa and kills about zero people in normal healthcare. Yet every media outlet I visit this is a headline. Some even with with horrific pictures of hands and skins with blisters, a more realistic symptoms is some itching, fever, and some spots on the skin. \nWhat are we turning into ? Every little scary thing that can get a crowd online to click and to accumulte to more clicks is going viral......
Yeaa not much leftover capital at the end of the day but if i can throw 50$ into it and just keep using whatever gains to grow slowly thats fine. Long term is the ultimate goal. Thanks!
100% this was my first thought. If you are dependent on them for house etc, you are effectively gambling their money. There is no way in fuck id allow my kids to do this
Turnabouts fair play?\n\nI don’t even know anymore
Depends on what you call a good parent
If you think you’re paying more at the pump because of a war in Ukraine you deserve to loose all your money to the stock market
My last company switched from zoom to teams and new company switched from zoom to meet.
My exact first thought when reading this too.
Genetics
I could either say “steroid backne” or “monkey pox” as to why I am breaking out. Both answers aren’t getting me laid.
Nice
I’m not on social media so whatever.
It ought to be the biggest news story of the pandemic. Agreed.\n\nI too link to it constantly.
Too bad it's not down 420.69 since 4/20
totally dependent on the std/sti. \n\nclap? if she's worth it I guess. hiv or monkeypox? hard pass.
Nice
I just want a chop cheese from the bodega down the block
You may want to check this out. \n\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/collapse/comments/uuwpa9/jiffy_recall_not_sure_how_bad_but_we_have_thrown/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
I won't accept such tomfoolery 😮‍💨
I thought anal was the first stage
okay so yes u just pop a zpak and u good. until u run into a chick that has herpes and doesn’t know it/doesn’t care. shits incurable
I made $56 today when they cleared the expired short options out of my account.
This image sums up everything you need to know of privileges. Therapist sessions?! I got mine behind a Wendy's dumpster. #streetlife.
Makes absolutely 0 sense you fucking dimwit.
Even the OP replied nice 😂
Value gets paid out as shares of the new company. Probably overvalued initially but ok later on
A vertical spread is a good way to reduce the premium you pay for the option, but I don’t think it helps the theta or implied vol problem as far as the timing and choosing the right strike price. I’ve been selling covered calls lately. And whether or not my shares get called away is a nail biter each week even when I think i’m selling at a ridiculously high strike price 🤷🏻‍♀️
I use a 12 sided dice for all my decisions. Today it made me eat edibles . Magic 8 ball says blackrock dumping tech will make reddit buggy.
I am from EU. And personally do not like double standards. United Nations declared the war in Iraq to be illegal and started on lies. There more people died as in Ukraine. So why shouldn't USA be sanctioned by international community as Russia? Those lifes don't matter?!
I go through accounts faster than rolls of teepee\n\nAnd I shit a LOT
My favorite part of pride month is when all the companies put pride flags in their profile pic, apart from their Middle East accounts
Can't wait for Elon and his supporters to bring 'free speech' to Twitter, by immediately banning anyone who disagrees with them ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)\n\nOr are we gonna pretend that these so-called "free speech"-neckbeards actually support free speech for anyone but themselves?
Give babies detox smoothies. It’s the same shit
He is taking advantage of tax loss! Genius!
Tom Goes to the Mayor
The ones in China probably
With a software bootcamp you can land a faang job. The bar of entry is low. Leetcode and you’ll land a 200k job no probs
Many don't realize that people who bought in the all time high before every crash still made money by keeping their positions!
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Do you like math and fucked computer languages?
yo momma
Exactly
Any tookus inspectors I let my sticker expire 😔
You will lose all of it with this market. Sell it and go to the casino bet it all on Black your better off.
I like the curvature of yours
Give babies protein powder. It’s the same shit
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It’s less than zero. Point zero.
Well ya if all your do is blow ur money on calls
I went to Weis today and bought a lime and onion and potato salad.
One day, you'll learn to just sell the calls. You will eventually realize you are winning most of your trades, even though you never profit that much from one, you are eventually able to start scaling up in contract size and risk. You realize the only way to win this game is to sell options. If you buy one, it should be expiring that day or at least 100 days.
u/650klr literally has to ruin everything. i’d change that to his flair but the crying would never end
I bought a bunch when it was around $45. never touched it since it's over $200.
What are you basing that on\n\nI'm just curious
If I don't make it through this storm you guys can have my portfolio
Hey don't blame me, my handle has nothing to do with it. 🤬
Aladeen is holding
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Get your ass out there and show them how it’s done!
😞 I thought I was losing weight 📉 \nBut I guess I'm just fat with skinny legs
Oh so you finally realize you're more than just the S&P 500 in the market huh\n\nI'm glad you work that one out finally
You bought his bags didn’t you?
Nice
I'm rarely adventurous when it comes to food for this reason
It also is easy to treat and hits you quicker
Grab a beer and enjoy the free entertainment
Nice
At least you still have 50% of your portfolio. Time to heed the apes and sell cover calls on the way down lol.
So do you think Tesla doesn’t have a good long term horizon? If you don’t have faith then sell if you do then buy more 🤷🏿‍♂️
Nothing happens until QT squeezes out the last bit of liquidity left. VIX goes parabolic at that point.
Unless Rivian builds a factory or borrow space in Ford's factories, I think Tesla is going to go back up.
I've been eating them since I was 18 😋
Scrumptious has to be up there.
No way SpaceX goes public.
I can hold a basic conversation about ppi. I'm not entertaining a moron. As everyone can see, his downvoted comments are deleted 😝
*fucking
If they all spin off, what happens to your shares?
How competent do you have to be to become a software engineer
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But hey at least you know if it’s a full cup do twentyish minutes on low or medium heat![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
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Ask u/cashflow_
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Jpow will burst the bubble for you
Like that? Maybe keep Rosa Parks out of it.
I live rent free, but my parents still haven't moved out
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Jajajajajajajajajaja
Get a lap dance. She’s nude and you can grab her ass, titties, pussy, whatever. Pay a little more and you can get extras
Its true if you say it like that
Shhhhhh
lol wut
Who's eating monkeys now?
what? why do u have to ruin everything
Hope they toss you out.
Bc we’re simps
Monkey Pox on your Cox!
you glad I didn't say 🍌???
How do some fat people have skinny legs
Yes, not even a real question. \n\n$VD always prints
On behalf of wsb, I’d like to thank whoever here bought calls. You’ve saved us all.
Lmao my bad.\n\nAFRM calls, SHOP call, TGT puts, ROST puts, CSCO puts, TSLA puts
I used to install/service those reader boards, they’ll have to convert it to a new board with a 5th digit…..unless they do what we did when it went over a dollar and just vinyl a number out front
Hey man, I’m posting on wsb, I am very prone to being wrong
yeah just half in a small pot
I just did some yesterday actually. I do it about once a month, but I don't usually think about investing while I'm on it. Things like stocks and bootcorn feel so unreal and distant.
?\n\nSo good parents never ended up with a crap kid?
What do you expect the economist to say “ we are fucked we are in for a tough 20 years ahead to even start to recover from this shit show”. If they said that what would you go about and do? ( go ahead and take a few moments to think about that question). That’s why don’t tell us what is coming down the pipe. They will tell us everything is fine until it isn’t. If you are in the know you are prepared if you are not then you are fucked. Buy hold DRS.
If I go 10 year GOOGL, I expect the following:\n\n* YouTube spinoff\n\n* Adbusiness spinoff\n\n* Deepmind spinoff\n\n* Google Core search technology, cloud, other\n\nI will own 4 different companies with all insane growth targets.\n\nNow please burst my bubble 🙏
No gas for you! Come back one year.
No.
Orange
your ancestors is underrated!
Jpow explicitly said fuck your calls and bulls not listening
Thank God for Prop 13 which caps property tax increases at 2% per year. If you bought a home in CA 10+ years ago you're basically printing money.
Neighbor has open house, set up a dyi zip line for the funzies. The first kid gets on, down she goes gripping for dear life, and at the end of the line catapults into the tree line. Not sure if to call cops or play laugh track.
That’s weird because I usually do it like that bro but I don’t use a rice cooker AHH I see you said half a cup not a full cup ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)
Yet.
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i typically buy 10 options at a time, and if the price moves against me i just dca. If I had limited capital and was only buying a couple options at a time I’d employ the same strat. Are you just buying them all in one go or spreading them out?
Just do it
Yeah, except today you can yolo based off a meme you thought was funny. Back you had to pretend to read the newspaper before you yolo’d.
Is it worth getting a STD and then the eventual treatment in exchange of raw sex?
Thanks, I appreciate it.
Simian flu?
I made a post a couple months ago about Tesla being a bubble. It gained some popularity and I took a lot of shit for it. I’m willing to bet at least fifty people here have commented on that post, telling me how wrong I was. Turns out I was right, but just for the wrong reasons so far.
I’d just eat off their plates
Truue
Rich with alcohol problems are doin vodka soda
Olive oil did the trick for me
I hate when I can barely stomach eat bite
Finally someone said it
Yeah fuck you are really blowing their money in actuality lol
Some are really nice and clean. They’re all stupidly expensive, a hooker is cheaper.
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Why didn’t we make January pride month no one wants to see skinny fat dudes in bikini tops being annoying
Have you been pawning your mother's jewelry or something you degenerate
Good. Well deserved
Best case scenario is spy 500 eow. \n\nMy girl tell me she’s lesbian but she wants to experiment with me and her hot gf. \n\nMe getting a raise at work.
cum smoke cum smoke
Ngl if CPI is increased somehow by next month, we’re gonna drill to lows previously unthought of.
Depends how much money you got
Monkeypox is in the top 5 of funniest words
Wallstreetlibs are waiting in the wings for any slip ups \n\nTattling is the only way they can cum
Nice
Should’ve ordered the chicken tenders
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Keep drinking regular beer but look to cut calories by sacrificing nutritious food from your diet, you can do it👍
as I take strokes of the chicken that I choke
But you also spend a minimum of $44 per month or $528/year. Unfortunately you probably spend more than that per year at Lulu but I bet it’s close.
had you known about buying calls and selling puts, you would have lost 500%
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start with putting on some blackface
lmao gottem
I don't have high hopes to be honest but I hope I am surprised. \n\nBTW check out shady do rags on YouTube. \n\n\nAnd here is an awesome YouTube series judd did a few years ago. \nhttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLl4f8JnfQROvUobANcx-KKqYNHctUZZ0x
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Maybe Corn in the background personally i dont 🌽
🤓📝
Haha that is straight up retarded.\n\nFirst off - no one is selling the company for 100B, it is VALUED at 100B based on latest share price before it collapses.\n\nSecondly, let’s just pretend they did. Person A has $100B in company stock + Person B has $100B cash to invest (total $200B). Person B transfers their $100B cash to person A in exchange for the $100B stock (still $200B). Then the company implodes, A does still have $100B as you state but B just lost $100B in stock value (would you look at that, A+B wealth has decreased by $100B).\n\nGot it? If not I give up ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
Yeah, I can tell you know very little about the covid vaccine. Which is a vaccine by every definition of vaccine. I'm sorry your doctor lied so much too you\n\nDo you know the difference between an aerosol and a droplet? About half a micrometer. It's a tiny leap and should be expected of the majority of droplet spread viruses.\n\nAnyway keep writing paragraphs they're quite entertaining.
Be careful you don’t get electrocuted.
lol mommy has access to your robinhood? Does she also make you keep your bedroom door open?
https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1528057376825278465\n\n\n> NEW YORK CITY RESIDENT TESTS POSITIVE FOR MONKEYPOX VIRUS- AP NEWS\n\n\nShit
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There is no plunge protection team. Maybe the Fed in March 2020, but they’re against us now.
it was done in 12 minutes. and u don’t simmer on medium heat bro
Either that or jo Jorgensen
Nice
Nice
They do say two heads are better than one.
I got prp treatment for hair today. It is very painful but results are worth it.
shomer shabbos
“i want to play drums on your ass then have you sir on my face and refuse to get off like rosa parks”
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I hope you were selling call options all this time
good bot
I have 150 24p/may27
Welcome to wall Street bets where poverty and strife are rife. Bad advice is almost a religion here and common sense is illegal 🤣🤣🤣 giving stock tips is classed as a greeting and pump and dumps are just a regular hand shake with strangers. Hopium in unrealistic ideals is the way and stupidity is the average iQ.
Time to invest in netflix again lol.
Elon is America / South Africa Jesus! How dare you.
relax and take notes
It didn’t work ??😂 or are you using a rice cooker ??
Make it an app
gamble your money on virtually anything when the fed has the money printer on
Why tf are we still propping up Mia Khalifa
Nice!
Then it can't hurt much
What will you do when this goes to 100-200
nice dick bro
JPOW doesn’t even want the market up anymore
Guinness
You’re at a new restaurant with your friends for the first time. You all get different things. Their picks are delicious, and they’re noisily smacking away, raving about it.\n\nYou picked the shitty dish. You can barely stomach eat bite, but you force yourself to out of sheer resentment.
1998 wants their idea back Jeff
i earned 69 tokens!
They are secretly consolidating. This public announcement about Melvin and his speech were carefully designed and strategically made for the retailer to hear...all for the reason to give you the false impression that YOU are winning.\n\nDon't be fooled. This is a time to not get complacent. This is a time to double down on your efforts.
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we are all poors here
I took a class one time in 1999.
Shitty parents = shitty kids though
Hell yeah that is how you do it guys take notes
It’s really unfair to your parents to be blowing your money while they continue to support you. If you’re going to keep doing this at least pay them some rent.\n\nThey’re practically begging you to save money and move out so they can finally enjoy their later years on their own
This this this
Shits beautiful
horsecocks
**How do I tell her that I want to play drums on her ass**![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)**then let her sit on my face and refused to get off like Rosa Parks**
I left 20 mins ago tbh.
My stonks haven't been doing too well lately, think I might have to fall back on an old business idea\n\nI'm going to sell books, but not from a shop, like people will buy them online and I'll have them delivered to their door! Been a while since I checked out the competition but I'm sure I am gonna corner the market💼💰
Yeah they do, some have shit buckets too (parents worked for customs)
Time to spend the rest of the day in bed 🐱
lots of angry haters here. but also fun place. whatcha gonna do 🤷‍♂️
Nice
Marriott 👍🏻👍🏻
Hold the line!! I wrote my 15 page senior college term paper on this company. The growth of capital knows no end!!
Hahahahahahahah that's what I thought. You can't even hold a basic conversation about PPI. 🤡\n\nGo back to holding your gme bags.
how so? negative beta is a meme
Positions are posted...
So bacon rice? Thought u made 3gazillion a yr in tech
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This guy might be on to something.......
Time to drop the beer if you're packing on the pounds
Up a buck sixty. It's a good news day son.
I'm in the UK and if I buy US stock I get an fx impact which is the difference is foreign exchange. So basically if the fx is greater than my loss, I still make money. It looks like the US economy is about to go to shit so I'm reluctant to buy US stock as I'd be exchanging my pounds for dollars at the peak to buy stock in a downward market, so I am likely to get double fucked, spitroasted if you will, by the stock and the currency conversions
Niiiiiiiiiiiiice 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Gg
So many Nice retardant here
Delusional bulls still keep havin delusions that somehow jpow can magically bring defunct bull mkt back 🤣💩💩
Ironic flair
How do you plan to loose the next 50% ?\nI say call on $ROPE to 420
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mich ultra, fatty
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Or… and just hear me out… you should stfu and do your own [research](https://www.wired.com/story/why-netflix-keeps-canceling-shows-after-just-2-seasons/) before running your mouth like an idiot. \n\n>\tNetflix tries to make itself more appealing to TV show producers by giving them bonuses and pay bumps as a series carries on. Harrington says that shows on Netflix are more expensive after season two, and even more expensive after season three, with the premiums going up each season. “They have to give [a show] more money per series, and if they decide to recommission it, it becomes more expensive for them to make,” he says. “Because of that, so many more shows are canceled after two series because it costs them more.”
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Is it true people on this subreddit refresh their trading accounts constantly on weekends expecting it to change or update
u/MelonFlavoredBalls is a connoisseur in that field
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Yeah I know it’s all fun and games that we are retarded degenerate gamblers, but OP should accept their parents help. It’s pretty sad.
wut cood go rong?
Yes, whiskey
Walace looking ass
Ctl alt dlt 2x
Yup. 250
Sell down buy up, thats the way i like to fuck...\n\n\n\n\n\nMyself
So just be himself…..got it
all i think about during the day. all i dream about at night. is banning u/vacationlover1. i want it more than everything
Sometimes the strippers fuk
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Idk if I want calls or puts for nvda earnings. Might really go calls now
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>Fucking gay bois\n\nDon't mind if I do 😋
Getting fat. Hate to say it, but I’m going to light beer. Any suggestions?
I have been a horny for a very long time.\n\nBut never have I once thought about going to a strip club .... I i'll ignore that indicator.\n\n\nUnless strips clubs are really nice and clean, then I will consider going to one.
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I posted this in r/dumpsterbehindwendys
Trading is hard, ain’t it?
i’m banning each and every last one of you just as soon as u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR gives me ban perms
I heard Mike judge is rebooting it but like 20 years afterwards
You'd think it'd be easier if it's bite-sized
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Just flip the chart ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)
its only temporary. we will be back to 70 by monday. this is a fluke.
This sub has gotten me suspended from reddit 3 times now. Fucking gay bois
The week I decided to restart running the weather became bad.\n\nWhat a shame, what a shame, I really wanted to run this time for real.
Straight back to 2001 prices in the Q and SPY.
When I get rich I’m buying hair and no one can stop me 😤
I have zero emotional attachment to numbers
How is Musk supposed to control who bought Twitter's shares on the public market before he took them private?\n\nMusk Derangement Syndrome is now a thing.
reported u for misinformation
So if Elon Musk just now is voting Republican, who the fuck did he vote for at the prior election? Biden?
This is extremely stupid they’re talking about forgiving federal student loans which require you registering at a school in order to take out, might be able to withdraw and get the money, but they aren’t talking about how much money if anything they are actually going to give you back
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Elon needs to do something else retarded for that to happen.
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imgur.com
Imgur: The magic of the Internet
(https://imgur.com/a/dw1Y1XE)\n\nThe seafood jambalaya I had last time. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
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Those cars bloooooow. We are far from the bottom.
>Blowing up? Bud I responded with 2 sentences telling you it was already known\n\nSucks when someone makes an assumption about you, doesn’t it? Kinda how you did me with my non-existent overreaction.\n\nI also didn’t buy in to any conspiracy about Covid. I paid for my doctor who told me I don’t need the Covid treatment, at which point he began to explain how it differs from a vaccine and isn’t a vaccine at all.\n\nGo ask your doctor if it’s a vaccine. They call it a vaccine because it makes everyone feel better about it. A vaccine would prevent future infections. The Covid treatment needs boosted every 90 days otherwise it’s efficacy plummets. And by plummet I mean it does nothing for you after 90 days.\n\nIf monkey pox was as “well studied” as you say they would know if it can remain airborne or if it’s just droplets. It’s been droplets for 6 years.\n\nNow it’s airborne. There is a massive difference. Don’t call people slow when you think aerosol and droplets are “not a very big leap”. It’s a massive fucking leap and changes the game entirely you fucking imbecile.
https://i.imgur.com/90jJJdd.jpg\n\nPeloton net income is like twice as negative as the last report, almost losing as much money as the revenue lol just shut it down
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For us it's used in order for a bunch of different locations to join in and follow the main person while he guides through slides
Okay for starters what the fuck does that even mean
Buy high and by high mean stoned, drugged, boozed, loaded, intoxicated, tanked
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fiancee got an abortion today\n\ngonna miss dutch ovening myself with her pregnancy toots while she slept ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)
Power up the printer Jay Powell
he literally said 3 weeks ago AMD was a winner. What in the fuck
what was the first covid 2.0?
Paper handed bitch
Wasn’t he saying buy last week? Bullish for sure though
Guess ole BillyG was right
STFU STOP GIVING AWAY SECRETS
To be fair, most of us weren't around in 1991. The 1920s to the 1990s are like a different era altogether - pre-internet versus post-internet. \n\nI wouldn't even be around until a few years later.
It's less than a 10% loss, you retard.
His twitter rants probably destroy whatever premium Tesla enjoys
Shellfish 👍
The laughing never stopped 🥹
Wow it's hotter than here (Addison TX)
so yea we burning money what gives
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Fair
Ah, the Taliban price.\n\nFor those not in the know, they offered Russia dates and palm nuts as payment for fuel instead of actual money.
Nice.
Pathetic
6. If it does go wrong, delete the app
Nice
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🤣
Anyone else keep rewatching that yt clip by Enes of that 295 million dollar home..,
Does anybody remember the first time they lost a shit load of money on the stock market all they could do is just laugh it![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
What if rates keep rising?\nYou buying on margin and hoping rates will fall when you are ready to renew your mortgage.
Give me TSLA 400 or give me death
Reminds me of the time I accientally linked my mother's bank account to my RH account and lost $850.
Nice
lmao teach me more McPherson propaganda daddy
Definitely wasting money
Chesapeake City, MD \n\nSchaefer's Canal House\n\n6:00 PM\n\n95°\n\nEnjoying a frozen rum runner and raw oysters as an appetizer while the rest of the family enjoys crab and cheese fries. \n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/hb5iCyY
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I love you guys
Nice
Get something for yourself and join in. Surely you could win
Depends on if they’re your kids or other peopl’e’s.
Oh now you believe the SEC 🤣
"I didn't hear no bell" - Randy Marsh
All in on Nvidia. Cramer telling people to sell it and AMD
This disrupter kinda turned himself into a meme. He’s not getting attacked because Tesla became the largest EV maker.
The unprofitable tech valuations are way too optimistic. For every Amazon there are a thousand fails
Sales tax in Washington is 10%, Tesla orders take 6-18 months to fulfill, manufacturers will block/refuse to sell to you multiple orders, you have to become a car dealer and have a physical location if you buy or sell more than 5 vehicles a year. Good idea on the surface but doesn’t actually work in most scenarios.
Damn we really need less ppl on wsb
Guarenteed
If it his $1 I don’t think you have to worry whether it’s a call or put. I think you’d have bigger problems. Like a nuclear holocaust or zombie apocalypse
Monkey pox did that bro.
I put in a $1000 deposit to reserve a top-of-the line Lucid (Air Grand Touring model).
Totally. And I have reason to believe that the economic crisis we are about to discover ourselves in truly did begin in 2020, but all the Fed's throttling has merely created a smoke screen over the last two years to avoid a full-blown revolution. The government had to get the virus and civil insurrection under control, first, and creating the conditions for rapid inflation was a desperate measure.\n\nRemember, we almost had a coup d'état in 2021. Imagine how that would've gone down if the market had never bounced back from April 2020 and working class conservatives were still out of work and there had been no stimmies. Jan 6 was tame compared to what it could've been - with a recession-induced job shortage, the ferals would've been absolutely frothing at the mouth.\n\nI think we are about to feel it, but frankly I think this will be a "soft landing" compared to what that would've been.
Love it
Nice
It's a 🤡 eat 🤡 world
What's her deal, she single?
Pretty sure mom drinks white claws with the current gen
Your parents are absolutely right. Instead of them getting the money for the inconvenience of having you around, you gamble it all on calls in a bear market.
the nuts have taken over man. president of the united states asked people about a chinese hurricane gun... 51% of the republican party think the last election was stolen. there is no bottom.
I for one am happy to see an increasing segment of this sub who realize Elon is a fucking clown. For a while it seemed like you couldn’t question his godliness without getting piled on.\n\nSo tired of the Elon salad tossers.
Puts on JP
Nice, where can I follow the progress of this chart?!
She’s getting railed by another dude rn
There's a sucker born every minute.
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And then it will probably stay there or go up. I think Tesla is certainly an innovator and worth a premium--but their valuation was fucking bonkers at 223x earnings
Manufacture a crisis. Then intervene.
Got the crooked chair leg sanded by the gf today. AMA
We have defeated da gas
Did you say…”yutes?”
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Evolution 😤
that would be nuts
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Well, I see little to no investment in the so called future and plenty of money launder and other schemes when it comes to real problems we face. Pardon my cynicism...
Just to suffer
The most highly paid senior ones are the first to go. Have fun doing your 2 week handover
Congratulations! Can I get this type of luck???
REEEtionality
No I don’t feel anything any more
It shrinks?
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Calls or puts?
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)
Buy yourself a flashing neon sign, "Take profits". At least take your original investment out.
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Tech is just like fracking man. Big glamorous offices, high paying jobs, top-people, and no net income. People keep talking about government killing fracking-no man, it never made money and was never going to make money. Kicking the can down the road on turning a profit, just unplug it it's dead.
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Fair! Just saying OP isn't buying shit on his own.
Still too high. They're valued like a tech stock not an auto stock.
This chart must be old because we're way past 96 days
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Like I said... Moron. Here's your mirror and clown mask and whatever else. Moron
I don't think you should, no.\nHowever, many have done just that in the last few days.
Ryanair provides breathable atmosphere onboard
Have any of you cried because of the stock market? Man the fuck up
racecar backwards is racecar
Rolling blackouts starting
I can’t even count how many horses, that’s how many.
Michael Burry = 🤡 \nElon Musk = 🤡
you're not down until your broker sells for you
genius!
You would think so. Tesla has proved me wrong so many times that I actually feel like a complete retard. I was sure I missed the Tesla train when it was at $300 pre-split. If this fucking stock has proved anything, it's that a company does not need to ship products to sustain the stock price.
Yeah that's nice actually. Just saying OP isn't using their own $$$ to buy the dip.
I agree. People that are buying couches like this are unaffected by the economy. I remodel homes for people like this. They are above the economy. I wouldn't be surprised if WS beats earnings.\n\nhttps://www.williams-sonoma.com/m/products/robertson-3pc-u-shape-sofa-sectional-leather/?cm_cat=Google&sku=8975368&region_id=675650&catalogId=79&cm_ite=8975368_14571779706&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm6KUBhC3ARIsACIwxBjhI8y0tvJ3L7mBrxxYlhJ1Sl02ZnmHENLp5xzVrih1oBwzgjt8AO0aAh0REALw_wcB&cm_ven=PLA&cm_pla=Furniture%20%3e%20The%20Leather%20Shop%20%3e%20Leather%20Sectionals
It’s funny how we celebrate the disrupters in this economy, and attack those disrupters who become incredibly successful. I guess we want disruption quietly and calmly.
polls indicate those who saw the present economic conditions coming is overwhelmingly on one side of the political isle. reddit is overwhelmingly comprised of the other.
Quit using gas and the prices comes down. Supply and demand. Just think if China was not under lock down in major cities the demand would be much greater
The bottom is in when palantir is a penny stock
Bedrock? Yabba dabba do
The capitalization makes a big difference.
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umm sir, where is *your* movie, sir???
Cathy Wood and her gang of bull riding retards
I'm scared to buy puts on zm it's down so fucking much already
simp
Isn't cancel culture amazing? Must be nice to be so woke! If it's not sexual harassment accusations it will be spontaneously burning Tesla cars.
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I’m going to need you to sit down for this one bud
Blowing up? Bud I responded with 2 sentences telling you it was already known.\n\nAlso yes a virus that's been studied since 1958 is well studied. If you think that means every single thing about it is known then you are a little slow.\n\nBut then again I see you baught into the covid conspiracys so I guess you being slow is a given.
Nasdaq has 3,767 tickers and NYSE has 2,529 for a total of 6,296. Since you claim 95% are down 50% or more, that means 5% are down less. 5% of 6,296 is ~315. So anything more than 315 would mean you’re wrong.\n\nAs you can see from my prior source, only 7 were above 50% down in the S&P 500. There are actually 505 companies in the S&P 500 so that means 498 are down less than 50%. 498 is higher than 315.\n\nYou can’t outrun math.
In reality, this kid just mastered the options trading learning curve without ending up homeless. If he reviews his trades and learns from his mistakes, mom and dad could be subsidizing a successful trader. 25k is not a lot of money to lose in the market. It's miniscule.
I spent 10 minutes there and saw people supporting trump doing whatever he wants to women.\n\nYep. Didn’t expect any different.
Ionq
Current yield has it at $1.32 per year. I did the math yesterday. If you had bought at the maximum peak (which was almost $80) you'd be breaking even by 2021. That would have been the worst case scenario. If you had bought just after the crash it would be a different story.
Correct me if I'm wrong but fair market price is around $200. If tesla ever gets that low I'll sell my left nut to buy stocks, electric cars are the future so Tesla will eventually be massive, IMHO.
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Please do brotha
Make sure to go to the VIP section too
Sometimes you just want to pay up for that hands on service.
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This the correct answer. I ain't got time to fuck with rice on the stove.
his job is to misinform the american public and fear monger, I'd say he does it well
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Sometimes I miss her 😔
Welcome to the party 🎊 🎈 🎉
You didn't lose anything. You still own the same amount of shares.
The fields where I grew up drinking is now a target/dicks sporting goods combo strip mall. These youths never had a chance.
Relentless bull optimism. I'm hoping for a bounce soil can buy back into my options at a lower entry point. Game on Monday! This week is going to be LIT!
Good. Maybe my puts print this week.
LOL no
It’ll happen when everyone is the most scared
twitter strippers r probably old and busted
I heard it’s the bonus pool got twice as big. Not sure about the base thou
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Looks like Bill Gates is winning
Who sustains the stripper market when porn is free?
Good thing most of the staff at my place Is new and I'm the most senior of said new people. If the cut by half, I will survive
this is WSB afterall.
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I dunno I love the 🅿️🅿️
I can’t feel empathy for people who doesn’t set their stop loss. Even for their “investments”
He's not going to forgive all loans.\n\nMaybe $10k.\n\nAnd not private loans. Only Govt. loans.\n\nAnd certainly not for people who just got loans in the past year.\n\nLikely you would have to have had it for a certain # of years and made on time payments.
OTM options. Last week I halfed my account, this week I tripled it, next Monday... We'll see 🙏
Same shit, different shell
Better get selling
It was plugged in just fine for us buyers
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Did you sell then? If you havent sold you havent lost yet.
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Nice
those are oysters homie
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No need. Steam is steam. As long as you get 15psi of of it, that's all you need.
Nice.
You should stop investing if this is true, you’re bad at it.
You can, you could for years. Base intrest rates affect everything from credit cards to mortgages.
Or double down and try to become profitable asap
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Everyone else you hang with likes gobbling pps.\n\nMaybe you’re a lesbian
Mine charged, and I’ve been out for over a decade, but they claim I still owe. No joke
I’m not overreacting at all, you’re blowing up on me because I questioned your “well studied” comment when they just now disclosed the possibility of remaining suspended in air (aerosol).\n\nThat’s not droplets, and it IS a big leap. Either you’re a man of science with 5 booster shots because “the vaccine (which it’s not a vaccine by definition, not even close) works” or you’re not. You can’t pick and choose otherwise you’re a double standardizing hypocrite.\n\nStop telling people how to act and react. It’s not your place. If it concerns you, then **YOU** worry about it.
Sure.
Drive my wire is and has been around for years
Thank you for your service.
I’ve never tried it are they good?
He belongs here with us buy high and sell low. My kind of investment strategy.
Strippers are a trailing indicator of economic conditions. If you’re looking to poll leading indicators, look no further than hookers.
Nah bro I would escalate. Throw some knives and spears in there and tell the Victor they get all the candy they want lifetime.
I think Microsoft just dished out raises en mass.
This is really the only counter-argument you Burry-fanbois can muster? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
No buy a tesla. Own the libs and the diesel boys at the same time
It's all conjecture and heresay. You sir are the dense one.
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Have a gander at gamestop.com < AMZN now
I ate 5 of them. No one else wanted any. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
I have never, in the past 3 years, gone to a bestbuy and found what I wanted.
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do that and we’ll see some crazy inflation numbers next time round something like 20%
Check on the cats and dogs to make sure they’re all accounted for 😬
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Ask that guy to actually do his job too.
The issue with these unprofitable tech company’s is that money is now too expensive for them to grow quickly. They also can’t dilute their stock anymore to raise money. If they are unprofitable now their road to profitability is very slim. The only thing the CEO can do is lay people off to slow the bleeding and hope that the company can somehow gain market share without being able to raise capital and innovate.
PE is my main reason. \n\nThey are gonna get chopped, that's just my hot take...this market ain't gonna let anything pass with a PE over 20, especially not retail.
Woman shouldn’t eat clams…… it’s not lady like…..
Nice
Nice
Da Lamboys...
This is the first layer of a 7-layer dip my friend.
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that maybe, but with rising costs, shortages on a lot things. i expect lower than analysts
That’s a whole pile of yummy and if you’re too squeamish to eat this, you probably like to gobble pps
Nice
What are you losing 50% in a day on? Lol
I'm watching a bunch of children at a birthday play "bumper cars" with a variety of ride on toys. Things are slowly escalating. Do I wait til someone actually gets hurt to stop this or intervene now and likely have them start up as soon as I go away
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And the price is still absurd. For Tesla’s market cap to make sense, it would need to be under $100.
Literally my thought the world just got over COVID and at this point everyone is fed up so ain’t nobody gonna give a fuck about this.
My Gen grew up having keg parties in the woods. Your Gen has White Claws in your Mom's basement. \n\nWe're not the same.
Dude I know. And I’ve made this classic mistake more than once, but only when I’m 10% down. 40% hurts.
Thanks brotha - you too
Nothing to see here!
I think the biggest hurdle will be how to teach what money even means.\n\nEven for myself, I find myself just seeing numbers piling up and it makes me yolo. And seeing swings that destroy or make a monthly salary is brutal/thrilling. And this is purely on boomer stocks too.\n\nI think a child has to see poverty, to understand the value of money. They need to work for the money they "invest". Even if something ridiculous like "mow the lawn, get 50€ for investments".\n\nThe first losses need to sting in a concrete way, or they will just yolo again. And those little shits need to learn by the time they get access to the family fund I'm building. I will contract an assassin on my will to kill my child if they try to yolo my inheritance fund onto some Tiktokker investment scheme.
Nice to BUYYYYYYYYYY😝🔥
Yep. Shit happens.\n\nWhat else is new?
Make it 375 and you have yourself a deal.
Nice
“I AM THE SCIENCE”
King in the castle. King in the castle. I have a chair. Go do this go do that.
Implying the car wasn't gifted by his parents, which it absolutely was.
It never squeezed. The SEC even said so
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Line go down
Puts on best buy, they literally told me to buy online when I went to their store
What if we just slowly bleed and there is no Relief Rally\nBecause everyone expects one
Ahh you've got a leg up on me. I don't have enough capital to day trade so I'm stuck holding most things over night at the very least. But I jump in and out when profits hit a price target I'm good with. Just takes a few days sometimes causing pain waiting for them to at least break even again.
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I’m sure you’re more successful than he is
Kia EV6?
boogers anyone \n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/8fsPniN
How does FED distribute the money it prints? It just says here is the interest rate and banks and government can borrow money from the FED and then spend? Why can’t I directly borrow from FED too
Why are you limiting that to tech companies? I think we are gonna see layoffs across the board. Not even because of lack of demand for services, but just because there isn’t sufficient supply. Can’t pay employees if you don’t have anything to sell.
Dear God these people are fucking detached from reality.\n\n[Bruh](https://i.imgur.com/gJxPAG5.jpg)
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Pick her up and beat off with her to assert your dominance
It’ll be a fine company to own when the P/E is around 30.
What the fuck. Tesla didn't find a union yet? Broo this is sad. Money is running to unions asap. Gotta protect American workers. This is the Way.
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Eat a 800mg gummie and smoke a few rips of resin you won't think of anything. In fact you my find your inner ✌️
how did you do the 10 to 21
The next time you see a bunch of water bottles clustered in a storm drain look for one filled with yellow.
Oh Kay Kay Kay Kay kayyyyyyyyy
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Down in DC for the night. I’ll ask Fauci for the lowdown on Monkeypox
dunno, being canadian I can't use RH.
Not everything is about Jordan Peterson, mom, gosh!
Oh damn, I thought a monkey had to spray its love juice in you, in order for you to get it.\n\nThat’s my fault, guys
I don’t have a dog
Bingo
Don’t give up, I just went 8k to 24k to 3k and now 14k. Worst thing you can do is get emotional and revenge trade. Take a few days off if you have to.
Not a very far leap, droplets are just large aerosols. You are still massively overreacting
Hell to the nah nah
You don’t invest in a depreciating asset
Any EV other than Tesla worth buying? Specifically looking for crossover SUV
I like LULU and Dollar Tree both with PEs over 20… The fed is going after inflated PEs to normalize things… what about workday? Its PE is at 1100 lol
I don’t think anyone is gonna care this time round we just got done with covid and i believe everyone is fed by at this point so nobody is gonna give a fuck regardless if the media overblown it. Just my 2 cents.
Td sequential 13 triggered on Friday.... we might see a mini bull run for the next few months... then I expect a slow downtrend into 2023....
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It's not lol we usually only have 12-15 weeks
I'm only an emt so I'm obviously not qualified to offer medical advice but pretty sure that means you're gay
Yea and venture capital is drying up
My mom is making pozole![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)❤️
Tendies
Tesla leaves AC on when you parked to keep pets cool
Totally bought puts.
Tip: look at Elons twitter. He says anything remotely controversial, SELL
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Latinas have hairy arms
https://i.imgur.com/LPDMXSi.jpg
Why didn’t we make January pride month no one wants to see skinny fat dudes in bikini tops being annoying
You can’t just take anecdotal evidence of a few strippers on Twitter. You need to take a random sample of all strippers across the country to understand the real picture.
Getting to throw your piss jugs into oncoming traffic is one the most rewarding things about trucking.
Bahahahahaaha
I'll have fun with my asset-to-debt ratio for my asset-backed debt
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According to my wife, going to a strip club before 10 is how you get strippers that don’t bother to wear their wig.
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That was droplets, not aerosol.
Brutal
Buy the dip, or just hold. Better have faith in Elon and his companies, it's going to be a long and bumpy ride before the midterm.
You think PPI is an inaccurate metric for a merchant like Home Depot and you're a gme ape. Nuff said tbh.
that's my secret cap, I've always been at 0
Man, you are as dense as they come. Good luck.
wtf is dog mode
Maybe leave your dog at home?
Can’t believe i scrolled all the way down here to find nothing but nice things about tesla!?
Even your tree is a bag holder, classic axeman
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depends on what you're making the rice for and what type of rice. I mostly cook with jasmine and find this works on a 1:2 ratio of rice:water. \n\nheat to boil and immediately turn to low. \n\ncover and sit on low for 14m. \n\nremove from heat and sit covered for 14m. \n\nfork and rest. \n\nenjoy.
I can't bring myself to do it, the benzo addiction turned his brain to goop
Depending on how things go, potentially good for you.
Do you think tech companies will start laying off people if stocks continue going down?
We should domesticate polar bears
Seems like good opportunity to start using liters.
What is the source of this data or who publish this?
>their arms\n\nWhat
should my last $200 go to JWN May 27 $21p
Nice to meet you fellas
I like this
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This chick had the sweetest love nectar oh man
Buy 25K worth of TQQQ shares when red and sell when green/repeat
Burry thinks He is special after beeing wrong the last 10+ years
Severance when they couldn't fly her anymore. Nowhere inn those documents is allegations of sexual assault.\n\nMost severance cases involve gag orders and discretion regardless of reason for severance.\n\nIn any case, bitches be trippin and I could give a damn who touched who's pee pee or didn't. Changes nothing but the fickle needle of public opinion.\n\nNo one looking at a Tesla car is going to change their mind because of a flight attendant. Puts on Tesla anyway because it's overvalued by about 400% as of close Friday.
Just avoid africans.
King of the hill probably best show of all time.
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https://twitter.com/Stephen_Geiger/status/1527740945994743811?s=20&t=4Dv1pzSg0QuK0YHecsrZ0g\n\nThe Strippers say recession is here. Spy 380 Monday
Plugging the algo's back in...
5/27? Speak to me like I’m retarded 375p?
Filtration is expensive and efficient buildings need to.be air tight, better to just pretend we can wash our hands.
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prepare to lose 50% more
Where?
hes posting from a halfway house
Even Walmarts starting salary is $12, the fuck you talking about?
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Nice i bought a tesla model 3 with amc calls in june. It rides great! #Telsa #Amc #anotLeaving
HODL!!!
latinas always saying\n\n“pull my hair, pull my hair”\n\nbut get mad when i go for their arms
Lol\n\n\nThose are the components of the sp500\n\n\nGuess how many stocks are in the sp500?\n\n\n500.\n\n\nGuess how many stocks are in the market? Literally thousands.\n\n\nAnd we're not even counting pink sheets\n\n\n\nYou think you know way too much but you don't even have a basic understanding
Juan Joya Borja![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
you are still up 50% from someone who lost 80% investing in SPACss.
Not yet please! I want to buy a house at 10% discount vs. current prices! :/
We get to wear the masks that are labeled "not for medical use" for medical use again!\n\nAnyone know if the monkey pox shot is an mRNA type?
Green cock, monster thot,g-spot, cum shot, sex bot,
Never had the pleasure of happening upon one
Schrödinger's cat bounce
Don’t disagree with those points at all. I’m generally holding 1-3 days tops but if I can get out same day with 25% profit I’ll do that every time and not look back
I’ll be at the beach so it shouldn’t technically affect me
AAPL is worth $80, all the stocks should/will go back to pre-bat-flu-virus-free-jpow-inflation-party-prices prior 3/2020, apple for example didn't make any really cool products that would send their stock price soaring (their products are great, just sayin nothin new came out recently), the stimi checks inflated the stock market and aapl was/is a good buy, just way overpriced now
It's complicated. But one reason for gas prices is that market demand shifted faster than refineries could respond.\n\nSo in 2020 we were laughing at the guy that was trying to get storage for a shitload of oil he got paid to take. During that time refineries were really busy drumming down output.\n\nJump to 2022. No more Covid, world starts partying again and needs all the oil. Now refineries need to drum up their output but they can't do it fast enough. Demand goes up way faster than supply and prices shoot up.\n\nThen Russia gets a hissy fit and oil goes boom. And since everything needs energy to get produced, everything gets more expensive.\n\nNone of this has anything to do with ARMs, though. Don't really get that argument.
Maybe I need to buy some manjams to do my trading in.
have you ever looked on the side of ANY highway, interstate, truck stop, and or interstate off ramp?\n\nthose are not jugs full of apple juice
Life changing money bro
Particularly true if they're eating your food, using up shit, etc which I have no doubt OP is. There's an inherent cost associated with more bodies in a house.\n\nEither give OP financial freedom or become the bank. It's bound to backfire if you straddle it by passively criticizing like they seem to be.
Ho poor child\nMaybe read the news for\nOnce
No point arguing with sociopaths. I don't cheer for this stuff to happen, I just invest in what I think is going to happen.
Does it print money too?
Gotta respect strong retard game
w8 10 years and you will get 4x. 😀
Nice
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Scion Capital 10-year return: 273.57% \nSPY 10-year return: 395%\n\nAnd people still think Burry is a "genious" ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)\n\nDude was right ONCE and has never stopped talking about it since.
Dang was almost to that 25k mark.
To stop relying on some\nBs propaganda against sme, like if corporate America was better
Oh yeah… a 30 pack with the 6 pack you bring for everyone else
Correct, we are all men of culture.
Better buy The dip. Even assholes like Bill say don't bet against Elon.
Where do you think the bottles of piss on the side of the road come from?
Wow thanks for sharing this perspective, I always thought funds were using fuzzy capital to acquire properties but never had the specific details.
Last time I got puts on them for the same reasoning and it rocketed. Just be careful
I think there's probably a lot of science where so many hypotheses are built on a foundation of an assumption that if you traced back far enough you'd find the same "I don't know, some guy guessed this one number one time and it was printed as fact."
More cars should have dog mode while parked like Tesla. I can’t leave my dog in the car. It’s getting too hot
Nice
Well he’s a drunk so….
That is sweet of him
You’re fucking right it is padre.
ATTENTION TRADERS! \n\nJune is pride month. \n\nBears will LITERALLY be on parades. \n\nThis was Markus Barkus with your monthly update.
Would’ve made for a good caption
https://i.imgur.com/LPDMXSi.jpg
From the looks at this pic it looks like Russia won and yall got your gas supply back
you cannot trick me to jump off a cliff a second time
Just like… don’t file your taxes
Just visited nyc.. they are in nyc
In Peru is custom to help pay the bills, specially if you are the one using the most those services, if you are still living with your parents.
https://images.app.goo.gl/jmgYYxb6zcDgoFnj8
Weather turned gloomy real quick
Monkeypox 🤡
You need stock lessons!
Give babies protein powder. It’s the same shit
Here's your mirror 🔮
At my place watching me masturbate and in awe of my niner
Sir that ain’t your girl that’s a full on inmate![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) named Tyrone
ya just type this ticker in and buy 10k worth:\n\nSPY220523P00300000
Fingers crossed it bounce off the bear market cutoff. Doubt it tho. Get your puts in before GDP and PCE data are released Thursday and Friday
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I’m taking them a bottle of wine , and I’ll prolly just make a fat mixed drink to walk down with
I guess is time to drink some bleach!
Do truckers really have piss jugs?
Maybe you’re just interested in girls wearing tight yoga pants and squatting with their ass pushed all the way back?
Scalping?
I still don't see how that means I've got TDS when I'm literally working off your example...\n\nBut hey, from your reading comprehension, I guess you do belong in this sub. Please continue to buy OTM options while I sell and make easy money.
Grow up and shag a 4/10 pussy
Don’t try to make vin diesel into Chuck norris
I think about this a lot. I always come to the conclusion there's no way in flying fucksville that people with real wealth and power would ever allow it to come to this unless they were making a shitload of money on it existing.
I hope all y'all get rich
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Perfect hmu in the DMs
Is it worth it to invest 3K in a nice expresso machine at home?
No way bro I’m in the zone rn
I read the entire article, you fuck. The entire article seems like a bitch session because the stock went down and they lost money, you fuck. He throws accusations but no proof, you fuck. Again I say, you fuck, maybe it’s how cancel culture is this day in age, you fuck
It rhymes with DreadLocks
Oh well back to it then
Shouldn’t he also bring some beer for the other people?
Nice
For this case, this specific one, as the documents and the account suggests.
10k to 21k down to 7k \n\nFeel like it’s a good time to buy but I’ve lost my bottle. \n\nSomeone call me a pussy and fuck my wife to snap me out of this.
Fly 🦅 fly
Oh dear ...
my room, watching me play Euro Truck Sim 2
Dont worry he likes to eat crayons too he's considered a devil dog not an ape
My girl is 102 lbs and hits me during sex.
Who dafuq r u
Benedict Arnold lost a ton of money.
Crystal defenders
Good ol Tesla… meme stock king. Good and bad news is the stock can move 25% in a day up or down off some random news like Musk showing his weiner to a stranger.
Avoiding you I guess
It’s so much worse than I thought, this pic puts it into perspective
No but if you give your money to me first ill message the ceo of RH and put in a good word for ya
I mean, the whole Ukraine conflict is pretty close to Bay of Pigs in reverse, but with greater levels of realized violence.
Maybe you dont go out anywhere other than the gym
Use a rice cooker
You should have bought it at 50 bucks a share in 2019 like I did you booger eater.
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He must be using that expired Save A Lot meat
it'll change your life
Yeah I keep linking to that article. That might be the most relevant medical finding of recent memory and its brushed off.\n\nIt's equivalent to when they figured out cholera wasn't spread by "miasma" and "bad air". Which is hillarious because the current giant fucking mess described there is because of an overreaction AWAY from the "bad air" mistake in the first place!
nah
Ohh I lost it awhile ago. Threw the remaining on gme and hoping for a dream
Your accountis a month old.\n\nSit down.
🤡
No wonder monkey pox is spreading…. You out here giving stray babies bananas
Cotton has doubled in 6 months, mom and dad are getting hit hard just feeding and transporting Jr. That 85.00 hoodie might not get purchased tell school starts, remember everybody is going on vacation this summer, airlines,hotels, restaurants, maybe not mall shopping, do that anytime at home
I BONDS
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This is the 2020 crash just 2 years behind.
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Bring a 6 pack when you go
The problem with Tesla is its always been backstopped by big fund money any time there was a downturn in the stock price. The company was literally propped up by green energy focused ETFs, European green initiative funds, and been in a perpetual short squeeze at every level. There were fundamental problems early on, with solarcity purchase, lawsuits, and major cash burn concerns that ultimately didn't matter because they sold a few thousand more cars each quarter and had big money buying up any debt they accumulated. This current move down is a result of overall market sentiment changing and re-evaluating how to view the important parts of a balance sheet (which most retards here never look at anyway). \n\nAll of this sounds like conspiracy talk, but its literally backed by seeing which tech names and general companies sold off the most so far. You're even seeing hedge funds put out notes (really late btw) about how they're shifting focus to profitability and free cash flows. Tesla has always been viewed as a growth tech play. Growth isn't the be all and end all of stocks, and should have never been in the first place. The valuation didn't matter because the entire market was in "risk-on" mode. Literally nothing mattered as long as growth was the name of the game. Now there's a price to debt, and it hasn't even risen by much yet. VC funds are rethinking where they place their money, and I can't say this enough, sentiment overall has completely changed because the writing is on the wall. High Inflation and interest rates combined will force companies to adapt or die. \n\nPorfolios haven't even seen the worst of it if JPow is going all in on increasing rates dramatically higher.
I literally haven't seen a single attractive girl outside of the gym in months. where the fuck are they all hiding out
Did anyone think of turning it off and then turning it on again?
We all go on govt assistance. They’ll pay us on tax day. Huge backfire.
Love that smell. Along with a cigar smoking neighbor.
Nice
It’s pretty easy to tell when you upset the poors
White girls have huge feet
A type of steroid you shoot up your pee hole
Pics or i call fucking bullshit
I’m flexing my booty hole like ⭕️💢⭕️💢⭕️ right now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
That’s not even a surface pro
Give me the 10k I have special clearance on my trading account
Bro just scoop some out and eat it. Is it crunchy?
HELL NO![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Maybe like 20-ish minutes on medium/low I would say unless you want a watery rice
I don’t hate him, but I think he is way less intelligent than people give him credit for, and he is prone to logical fallacy.
Is the homie out?
I want to scream so many insults at these people because they want to catch a wave similar to pandemic swing and most likely that will not happen but wanting to cash on some disease is really a sick mentality. \n\nThese people will especially get fked not by market but by their greed which is dripping in all such monkeypox posts.
I'm a social analyst, well actually, just a huge fan of Survivor and whenever a character acts too arrogant or secure (fame and wealth in this case) they become the top target for elimination.\n\n&#x200B;\n\nWhat does this mean? Idk, just waxing into the void lol
It hit this same number not that long ago. You'll be fine if you hold.
So puts for two years gotcha.
I know they’ve gotten backlash for a lot of things, but again I go back to the media and cancel culture we have.
Have fun with your weird fucked debt to income ratio ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
Let me get a few trash bags together
Monkey Pox Monday! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Exactly. SPY peaked Dec 29, 2021. It's been 146 days since then.
I’m always here ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)
You took out 200K from 401K and put them all in calls and lost it all? Ok, very believable
$SPY 375p 5/27 all in
Is that her?
What is a puts? Can I do that on robinhood?
Me too bro https://www.instagram.com/reel/Caxeqg1hO6P/?igshid=NWRhNmQxMjQ=
Robinhood? Seriously? You shouldn’t be in this sub if you support RH by using their app
My neighbor down the street a bit is grilling out for the neighborhood, I suppose I will go eat free food and get drunk
Holy hell you can't be dumb enough to think that Intel can be a process leader while simultaneously paying their competitor TSMC huge amount of money to make their upcoming products. Get back to me in a couple years when Apple or Qualcomm make any leading products on Intel vs TSMC. Apart from being inferior silicon Intel has more expensive fab costs than TSM which is why so little silicon is made in the US in the first place...
Acting like making plus size clothes is a better option than fitting in normal clothes
What a time it is... How nice to have sold everything 3 months ago and still be on this sub... Least I'm not that big of a retard
Stone cold Steve autism?
Might be time to do some options trading.
Shave,no. Hair trimmer, yes.
Mate 2015 they where saying it could be spread via respiratory droplets. Please chill yourself out and stop listening to fake news.
Bro just Yolo it when spy hits $1
$JON $SNOW
Show pics when it’s done for us pls
she looks like cam from modern family ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8881)
Are we opening at 380?
Just press quick cook on your rice maker.
Nice flair
Wait for a bounce Monday then puts on big tech
Nice
TSLA 600p? 😂
elon gives men boners
I know they’ve gotten backlash for a lot of things, but again I go back to the media and cancel culture we have.
i like my girls short hairy and huge feet, got a real frodo baggins thing
Ask your gf to make food for you. Real men don’t cook ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
This
It brings me closer to her vagina? Is that the commercial?
I don’t have a mirror on the floor.
Sounds like capitulation to me. Perhaps time to get bullish?
What should I do with 10K? Invest now or wait for it to crash more? What stocks? Help. All I know is I know nothing.
Try saving up money because you aren't going to turn that 10k into 50k by trading.
SPY peaked on Dec 29, 2021. It's been 146 days since then, not 96 like that diagram suggests.
Doja cat
If you overthink about overthinking are you solving the problem or exacerbating it? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
My man just called himself a virgin
Wtf is Bill Gates up to now?!
Nice
Cheerios. Cheerios and bananas are what you should be feeding strays
My kids are 9 months and we have been doing small solid foods since 6 months. We still give them formula though, and hope to through a year, jut because it’s hard for them to get all the nutrition they need from the small amount of solid food they take at this point. (Twins, so fuck me in regards to this formula shortage shit).
I'm not anymore. Certainly not in the current car market. ROFL, people are paying 20% over MSRP for new cars and financing that! Can you imagine doing something that stupid?
lmao, talk about missing the point entirely.
Even better if you can get your hands on a sports car or rare trucks. Was thinking about preordering the Nissan 400Z
is 10 min simmer time enough for half a cup of rice
Agreed. I’m not even saying we will be green Monday, but some comments here are praying for straight down every damn weekend, it’s just not happening imo.
Wait, this is actually a genius idea
Musk is a hypocrit. He's for "free speech" but getting money from places that are known to crack down on just that.
People have short memories and are over all of the "we're gonna die from Covid" news. I wouldn't be surprised if no one cares about this. Even my hyper liberal 65 year old boomer mother with no immune system left cares about anything virus related at this point.
I’m sorry but I NOT arguing with a girl whose feet are bigger than mine no sir![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
If you don’t do it regular from the beginning the breast milk stops coming or doesn’t come in at all. You guys need to stop focusing on gambling stocks and get more LEARNED
I member
I think I’m going to change my profile picture soon, because that’s not what I look like
Get into daily meditation\n\nEdit: Simple way to start: Sit down, get in a comfortable position, close your eyes. Breathe in slowly, like you’re feeling the air go all the way to your toes, then exhale slowly. While doing this, simply put all your attention on what your diaphragm is doing\n\nInevitably, your mind will start to wander to random shit and when this happens, just calmly notice it and gently bring your attention back to your breathing and your diaphragm\n\nStart off slowly, like set a 5 minute timer and do it once a day for a couple weeks and as you practice more and more, your mind will start to settle down during your sessions and won’t be meandering all over the place\n\nAs you train your mind, you’ll start to notice positive impacts on your regular life. Less overthinking, better ability to calm your mind when it is frantic, etc
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Eeeeeewwwwww a none remy post ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)
50-lbs bags of flour on Amazon for $75.\n\nUsed to pay $16 at costco
Come back on Monday morning
Flying from state to state to pump and dump
Ok which one of you was at the 🌈 🐻 festival that started the monkeypox outbreak?
So Elon said the stock is to dam high and you guys buy it? Even worse is most of your wallet. I'm proud of you 😛 \n\n\nI will only buy if Tesla touch 100$ again. Maybe 5% of my portfolio max. With recession incoming maybe is possible.
It wasn't oCcUpY wAlL sTrEeT 2.0 back then, though.
I'm pissed that we skipped the killer hornets
Instead of buying now book 2024 cars now. Just sale it as used when it’s ready for pick up
Well I do tell them my fiancee had recently passed away.
Long on dandruff then, eh.
Oh myyyy
https://i.imgur.com/ezl6Pyt.jpg\n\nMake the surface pro less appealing, mission accomplished
Isn't rivian like down 80%?
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Sounds like socialism
Nobody you were just daydreaming
We wish. The war and gas prices to relieve. I personally think we are now being “conditioned” to live with higher energy prices, and move to more efficient vehicles, EV’s and such. But it’s moving slooooowly.
[Explain this.](https://www.slickcharts.com/sp500/performance)\n\nI count 7 stocks down over 50% YTD in the entire S&P500. \n\nHow does it feel to get owned this bad? Might have to delete your Reddit account after this. Embarrassing
>got bullied off Twitter\n\nOoof, I can't even imagine his pain
Why you here at 6pm? You only here at midnights
They say gay people are likely to transmit the monkey pox virus, but we have so many gay bears here. \n \nSPY 200 eom.
Question is.. what’s the real reason?? Ukraine, Shanghai or Inflation/InterestRates?\n\nI would say the last one.. but… all central banks have a hard stop… FED had to look at the world economic (otherwise US will crash, if the dollar is to strong) and ECB has to look at Italy/France.\n\nHappy days, I believe we won’t see a huge spike downwards..
Alcohol