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| Nvidia once Jensen is back with trump. |
| Hope your firm is not feeding sensitive ongoing legal case details to AI? Honestly do we know if all privacy angles have been looked into before adopting AI tools in domains like yours. Thanks. |
| get back in |
| But how did he perfectly buy at the rock bottom \nThat’s insane timng |
| plurality🤓\n\ntake the L |
| \--><-- |
| All this China talk is making me crave Panda Express. |
| Idk I had puts on an absolute shit stock but it moves with the market so I just sold at 200 loss |
| Sir this is a wendy's. |
| It’ll go don’t 1% at open and then slowly go back up before falling to 2% and then it’ll end the day around -0.5% to -1.5% |
| Proceeds to lose 40k |
| Alright $185 is a bit rich sheesh, it will still trade over $240 tomorrow |
| Cuts |
| Coping SNDK runs fri morning on kioxia earnings |
| NVDA and SPY |
| Facts. Calls it is |
| I mean with the new fed chair youd be retarded to not do this |
| Can't read sorry |
| 😜 |
| Whats the play for tomorrow? |
| Was promised a gaping mussy |
| Nothing matters lol calls |
| no one wants to be on a plane with him |
| 🥹 |
| Oh yeah? Wanna fuck then? |
| Kind of fishy for that reason prlly fake |
| Is this a good or bad thing |
| Get ice cream |
| H8 this guy so much |
| Market seems crazy but there's still a good amount of stocks that are utter shit so I feel less concerned. Lots of red on my watchlist today even though we were fucking ripping in the good stocks. |
| If I own 27% of a company and everyone else owns 10%, what do you call my share? 🤨 |
| Don’t worry I keep seeing YouTube videos that say once you hit $10,000 it’ll snowball |
| SCO OTM calls brotha |
| Believe it or not, bullish. |
| 3000 😤\n\nBut yeah my tummy is hurting. |
| I am not vibin rn |
| If you read this, I think you're cute🥰 |
| Can anyone tell me like for real anyone buying leaps like this right now or is everyone waiting for the next big dip like we had back in April 2025? |
| I own 10k infq shares now. After asts earnings fucked me hard hopefully infq is my comeback tmr |
| Duhhh |
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| Well we need to change the message board from Jerome powell is watching you to warsh is creeping on you |
| Wen MSFT green |
| Just say can I buy ur calls pretty please and I'll sell dw😊 |
| Thought so. Bro is making 30k and doesn't even know what he's doing. |
| ahaha, works for my puts |
| I was looking at it when it was crashes didn’t wanna buy now… regret |
| $15 POET and $130 RKLB by end of week would be a massive turnaround week for my PORT |
| Minus $9,999.34 to get to 50% of initial portfolio value |
| They called it Green Thursday |
| With this profit alone, I’ll be out why wait out |
| How the F did you figure out in April 2026 it will be 380\n\nHow the F |
| Wait till you lose the mortgage on a house in a day. |
| because i looked at the options chain monday and didn't buy |
| End of year it'll jump 50% and people will be pissed it out performed indexes |
| How |
| Taxes will take away half and you’ll be paying estimated taxes on top of that as well. Godspeed |
| CSCO earnings I think |
| Ok ty |
| Sam Altman really watched every CEO get invited to China to meet with Xi but himself |
| It's when old Donny huffs his own farts |
| What's everyone's take on SaaS? Are they still rich at 80-110 PE? I traded quite a few PANW and CRWD calls in March but haven't really looked back since. They were just monthlies and I turned them quick. The sector seems to be moving up and to the right since then. Anyone playing any ETF's or individual stocks? I'm looking at Jan 27 CIBR calls. |
| I thought it might be the testimony disclosed in this OpenAI v Musk case - but no one seems to care. |
| Have you sold yet? |
| Why is Nok up 5% afterhours? |
| i dont understand |
| Profit es profit |
| It’s always a good time to buy calls tho |
| Ha I fucked your mom back in 86 you stupid fuck.\n\nSit down on the bench while your buddies lose the state championship 😂 |
| Shitkar bhadkhav |
| Nice! They were cheap a week ago, I think i paid .10 ea |
| I need it to go to Jupiter |
| Oh shit lemonade stand today. |
| nah bro lore wise God knows all of ts including u n me |
| same play same logic. fuck. |
| 😂 well played. |
| I sincerely doubt more than 1% of this subreddit has +1mil. |
| Coin 🐙will make us rich |
| It’s not a raging bull market; you’re an actual genius |
| 20 years |
| why on earth |
| Could be worse, I had Ford puts |
| Why has my fidelity never resembled this… |
| Beautiful!\n\nThis is what we do here |
| printer goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
| lol, qqq pumping and microshit droppong |
| MU + K bbq = DRAM |
| You're gonna get F'd. |
| Warsh the Waffle Stomper |
| Probably trying to sell stocks they lost money on |
| Warren grilled him so hard and he still got confirmed anyway. Politics truly is a waste of time 😂 |
| I wouldn’t even buy Cisco with someone else’s money |
| I'm buying everyone in this thread a NOKia phone |
| It makes me want to jump UP a cliff. |
| Bulls saw QQQ go up 20% in 3 weeks and the decided to buy calls. \n\n-99% on your calls coming |
| Now your wife's boyfriend visits 4 times a week instead of 2 times, toilet seat up buds👬 |
| It’s going to depend on where you live and your income. Short term gains are counted and taxed as regular income. Long term gains could be taxed at 15% up to 24% + state cap gains taxes if applicable. |
| yeah mine does this exact weird smirk too |
| Haha |
| I think about all the plays i missed by selling too early and it makes me want to jump off a cliff |
| MU TO 1K |
| I know it has nothing to do with him, but it’s *Joe-over* for the dollar |
| SRXH to .25 next week to $5 🤙🏻🤑 |
| It’s not |
| You're itm on the 120 |
| At least 3 months |
| haha cheers to us |
| How bro. Seriously. What were your trades |
| Not so secret is it |
| Thought today was Thursday\n\nI'm so cooked |
| Rats? Rats make me crazy |
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| That was the old algo .. thursdays are for gap up and squeeze puts now |
| How are all the SNDK call holders doing lately after consuming "sndk to 2000 easily" comments here |
| Same lmao let’s be friends this is brutal rn |
| Hopefully not much longer |
| Thank you for your service🙏 |
| BC I AM IN TOUCH WITH YOUR MOMS TTTITTS THATS WHY SON |
| Posting X viral rubbish so the guy who made the post can make another 40k \n\n \nGood job OP |
| Same |
| not sure! |
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| Love love love DRAM giving me all the exposure |
| NON STOP CALLS BABY 🚀🚀🚀 |
| They don’t want you to know you can just eat chicken thighs and vibe |
| Apple bleeding |
| Incredible work OP. A+ |
| I don’t believe there has ever been a case where the FOMC majority voted in opposition to the chair. If that happened to the new guy it could ruin his legitimacy. And tank the markets. |
| Good thing I bought now 🤡 |
| How much longer can MSFT suck shit? |
| we fly high, no lie, u know dis, BALLIN |
| Whatever happens in first 15mins of Market Open I think I'll just inverse 0dte and close the app till 12ish ET. |
| Ya |
| My cost avg of lunr is 8 dollars. Why the fuck did I just buy 20 of them... |
| he said he sold a bunch |
| No they wouldn't have. Most countries can't fit those obese monstrosities on their roads.\n\nTell me you don't understand other markets without telling me. |
| Give or take if your average is .83 and IV doesn’t drop (looking like 1.65 to 2.40)\n\nEdit this was for 5/15 |
| GEY COMMUNIST GEN Z REGARD ALERT 👆 |
| Fuuuuuck, man. I hope you're doing well mentally, cuz holy shit. |
| Shorting USO. Have a feeling news will come out from China Summit about some "diplomatic efforts to solve Iranian crisis" and algos will start sell off. |
| My personal bet is that the space x ipo will be the crowning moment. Just a lot happening with that, nothing recession worthy but I think a major knee jerk correction with happen. Then again, the line goes up |
| i hope it goes well but please consider keeping that 112k in the roth ira😭 that’s almost 10 years of contributions. |
| Short interest in FLNC is way too high. That thing is going to rip again soon IMO. |
| First, I'm talking about scraping, not APIs.\n\nEven assuming API, try thinking about what that would encourage multiple organizations to do so that it allows them to minimize cost... |
| We’re so back!!!!! |
| Holding 25 8c expiring June 5 myself. |
| lots of fibre for later 😉 |
| Copper is abundant, demand might go up but they’ll just produce more\n\nMade some decent money on COPX last year tho \n |
| https://preview.redd.it/snij7r1ocz0h1.jpeg?width=561&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba543faf531405c557997c5c25c1282318e835a9 |
| NOK after hours is very active. At this rate it'll surpass $20 on Friday |
| FB is brainwashing you |
| Large multinational corporations with balance sheets in the billions ask customers to carry the burden of labor costs by legitimizing heavy tips, and the worst part is these employees think patrons are being twats when they don’t tip fucking ridiculous shit |
| Okok. There’s some math to be done comparing income tax vs the option value. The option is more valuable now vs at expiration date if stock price is the same. Also depends how you think of this is the top yet. |
| Okok. There’s some math to be done comparing income tax vs the option value. The option is more valuable now vs at expiration date if stock price is the same. Also depends how you think of this is the top yet. |
| r/wallstreetbetsGER |
| This is actually the most sound advice I've seen here on Reddit |
| Sick dude that’s such a good move. First thing I did when I had the cash was pay off my mortgage. The SWANfire. |
| WOW YOU SOUND LIKE SOMEONE WHO ISNT IN TOUCH WITH REALITY |
| It's cuz i bought, sorry |
| I hope so |
| NASA DRAM & RDW going to 🌖 |
| time for a shower, hopefully you got one you can unhook and set to anal blast. |
| How much has the administration made off the position......lol. |
| victim complex alert 👆 |
| I think he can afford the 5k fine that will result of this |
| Majority is over 50%; and SK is 27%, and including swaps MU is also 27%\n\nhttps://www.roundhillinvestments.com/etf/dram/\n\nthemoreuknow , cucktard |
| Never heard of em, but to infinity they go i guess because ai something something. |
| !remind me 151 days |
| Hoooray |
| Dang ATH AH. How high can we fly? |
| Buy in May and Print Away |
| Haha good call/point |
| I agree, If you are experienced and well versed in a hobby go to that sub and there will be a ton of surface level knowledge and quite often flat out wrong tips and suggestions often getting upvoted with the good knowledge being downvoted sometimes. At least from my experience. |
| Good news mine hit 10k today. Bad news, it was 260k in October 2025 as well 🙁 |
| Taco will announce a trade deal tomorrow premarket and send everything soaring. Then China denies it and dumps it back to flat |
| Is this “blood red market for months” in the room with us? |
| If you bought MSFT at january 2024 and held, you’re basically flat. |
| Poet looking strong |
| Make a ban bet pussy |
| WOW U SOUND FULL OF HATE |
| I think they would eventually succeed but Taiwan has been preparing decades for this. The pain inflicted would be catastrophic - the "porcupine" strategy |
| deeeeep in QS shits going to $150 by next year |
| Warren Buffet beat EPS with a snapshot of his portfolio at 31/3. Can you say the same? |
| If SOXL can have one of those crazy 20% days tomorrow that’s be neat |
| My specialty 🍆 |
| # AND THERE IT IS \n\n# QQQ BRAND SPANKING NEW ALL TIME HIGHS AFTER HOURS\n\n# IMAGINE NOT BUYING CALLS ON THAT END OF DAY BEAR TRAP LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAD 2 EYES AND HALF A BRAIN DID |
| ever hear the story about the husband and wife duo who founded it and got forced out after selling shares, then sold theirs out of spite? if not, now you have |
| Says the guy with a 2k port |
| my 800 spy calls are sitting lovely |
| Also known as Call of Duty timing. |
| Gay alert 👆 |
| They will when it's $100 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/fe2sio4 made a bet that DGXX would go to 10.0 within **1 day** when it was 9.339 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 32 wins and 32 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Is the market euphoric? No.. I am clearly just a genius |
| Another repost |
| Good news: my port hit $99,999.34 today.\n\nBad news: in October 2025, it was at 180k 💀 |
| Exactly. It would be financial suicide. |
| Can you explain to a fellow regard how that works? If I have 10k, I can get a 5k loan and buy up to 15k? If my position falls to 13k they'll request me to add more funds? Is that the math? |
| Cerebras IPO tomorrow 👀 |
| Tomorrow is MSFT day, calling it right now. Only gonna drop $5 at most |
| If you got 800+ B + Trump Insider + israel backed\n\nYou can do whatever the fuck you want to do LMAO |
| Of course they do, they’re lawyers. |
| Yes, cfds not calls, the leverage is 1:5 for stocks I think. So either op bought like a 200k worth of contracts or he’s been holding for a while |
| My micro is soft |
| What In the world?? Should have told me yesterday lol |
| CSCO |
| $1500 into 150k is legendary |
| Buy my onlyfans 🤣 |
| 10 pm tonight fireworks 🎆🎇🎆 |
| retard 👆 |
| I remember ppl talking about it back in 2020 |
| Our* |
| Fcking waterhead. |
| Warren Buffet has never been wrong before. Just early |
| U mean tonight bruh China is 12 hours |
| if youre a gen z still living at home, how the fuck u gonna get BUSSY? lmao LIKE BRO GET OUT OF UR MOMS BASEMENT. |
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| Damn I haven’t touched that since early 2021 |
| Oh this is definitely me. |
| news outlets are using more and more LLM and don't even ask me about the lazy p-hacking academics |
| Put NOK on the board.....please |
| You can literally look at the holdings on RH you fucktard |
| Unfortunately missed getting a screenshot at $694.20 a few days ago, but I'm sure some lucky regard out there got it |
| For $62 and nearly 2 years, why not |
| Still believe Arsenal will bottle |
| Give me another leg up CSGO!! |
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| good job man |
| You’re up like 500% rn. I’d sell tomorrow |
| Whats that? |
| Why am I getting multiple random DMs tonight? |
| 🥭 is making smart money moves for the country long term and more than half of you are too fucking stupid to see what’s happening in front of your face.\n\nFuck Gen Z. “Looksmaxing” idiots |
| Gap down ln your asshole man |
| Might add to this\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/gqju0rvubz0h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e899654baff4d91a517e12b80d34d3e48e18529 |
| Holy shit. You sniped the fucking bottom of liberation day and chose a highly regarded strike to get a leaps at .62¢ you fucking king 👑 |
| Uhm |
| Almost went up to Fort William but didn't have the time, was there on business. Edinburgh is fantastic but Glasgow has a strange familiarity about it. |
| I thought he bought in the 150s |
| Which one of you regard told me to get into MSFT |
| Ryan Cohen will acquire RDDT, 50% cash 50% stock, no questions, details on website |
| Look into Qucy |
| so roughly 50/50 |
| How the f*** do you land on 296 contracts |
| Laziness..... |
| Half ass! |
| Why? Because you are in calls? They shit the bed with previous two earnings lmao |
| What kind of IV crush am I looking at on my CSCO 5/22 120c? I never play earnings |
| Fullport Rare earth ? |
| Surprised that no one is talking about FCEL. Shit is boomin |
| Fruit exists nowadays because fat dudes refuse to eat them |
| Bulls are actually fucked. Historic gap down incoming. You don’t have a -2% gap down and then it just goes up again without a pullback. Hope you get out now |
| Salty I held some of my MU calls after close will likely regret it |
| Imagine if mango wasn’t a regard and oil was 50$ a barrel. We’d be at SPY 800$ already |
| Already recovered one of my blown accounts, 3 more to go. Life is great until I get that itch again |
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| Held cisco for 4 years didnt move for shit until I sold it almost 2 yeara ago |
| Excuse me - Dr Michael broke ass burry 😂 |
| SLS about to moon |
| So these are CFDs not calls I assume |
| You chose wisely. |
| Knowing how spineless judges are when it comes to the wealthy, nothing will come of it |
| Yeah, i only bought 1 call expiring 6/18. But it’s deep ITM now. I so badly want to sell at open but I think this runs into next week at the very least. It’s looking like a breakout and may run until early June. |
| But what are the LLMs trained off of Reddits data set soo useful and profitable for that they would be willing to pay boat loads of money for? It’s not helping code, diagnose, not helping a thing become agents. But yeah it’s useful to LLMs just not all that it’s cracked up to be because LLM = AI to most ppl and that’s just not the case |
| NOW and SLS |
| A rubber room with rats |
| I am hexually attracted to my stocks. No, it's not a phase. And I'm tired of pretending there's something wrong with this. |
| I was this many days old when I found out there is an actual deep sea creature that is known collectively and predominantly as the Flying Spaghetti Monster.\n\nBless his noodley appendages. #Ramen. |
| How are dudes fat when fruit exists |
| It's just after 6am in Beijing rn, so probably not for a few hours |
| Googles been finally making up for being such a sluggish piece of shit back when it was down in the dumps with NVDA and META and those 2 took off. |
| I am bullish on Sydney Sweeney bath water. Massive calls. |
| Calls on Milwaukee. |
| Almost like anyone can get in on this |
| Fuk em |
| 99% it’s trading212, so it’s cfd |
| For now…his Trumstein Files connections will make for a shorter tenure than he thinks |
| Why not? |
| Yeah iqvia releases it weekly on Friday |
| Intc red today LMAO 🤌 |
| Feel like LULU is a bargain. Way oversold and their shops are packed with baddies and yummy mummys when I walk past even though their clothes are expensive. Im not touching retail stocks but reckon this one should be at least double. |
| SpaceX partnership announced yesterday |
| My Microsoft LEAP puts are printing more and more every day.\n\nPosition: MSFT $300 put expiring 15 Jan 2027. |
| Thanks ill be here til I make 100k |
| New Fed chairman is official.. \n\n\##KWar definitely checks out for what’s ahead to come!!! |
| Trading212 European broker |
| My ass , brother , my ass |
| none of that is accurate, but I'll let you have it |
| I dont believe so but the founder/largest shareholder isnt happy with the new CEO so im assuming he’s going to tell the board to select another CEO |
| U FUNNY |
| A rubber room |
| Snake 3 announced |
| Id take 10 big booms tbh |
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| Michael burry |
| Same |
| No shit? Where did you hear that? |
| #JUST MADE A LONG BLACK AMA |
| Thought i was a savy investor buying consumer disc on the cheap but i was wrong. |
| Half cash, half nutella |
| Need you to honk to finish 😉 |
| Elon Musk flew to China with Trump despite a federal judge telling him he wasn't excused from the trial over his own lawsuit against OpenAI. \n\nSources say he did not secure permission from the judge to leave the country. |
| Oklo is better IMO |
| When you have large amounts of profits on your calls, think to yourself. Would i buy these calls for this much right now? If not, you should probably trim/sell your position. |
| How has the MSFT CEO still got a job. Shareholders should’ve been making bank in this environment |
| On the bright side we’ll all be billionaires soon. |
| Jesus he looks terrible. The orange makeup in the bright sunlight. Yikes. |
| I used to use that to look up the accounts of the smartest bears I found on here, and glean more bearish wisdom from their past posts. |
| Everyone is talking about Silver again but I think Copper may be the next metal play. |
| I think you misheard the lyrics. It's "boner in the night." |
| Zero |
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| Damn I wonder who bought lulu in the 400s |
| I fixed wording,\n\nQuestion still stands my bad |
| You already have a bet going - MU to 1000.0 before 10-Jun-2026 06:46 AM -05 |
| Can someone find SNDK and bring it on the right path, as it's currently going the wrong way |
| !Banbet |
| You do but what will AI be the most profitable for in the future? I fear it won’t be anything this data set helps out with. |
| Hell yeah man. Hit up Glencoe/Fort William and Skye. Love me some Edinburgh though, too |
| lol yes but Im sure that's not the reason for the pump \n\nI was just joking \n\n\n"googlebook" use intel |
| June 4 is coming… hope it’s good news |
| Nok gunna drill |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 800.0 before 20-May-2026 05:00 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/unikuenobody** bet **QQQ** goes from **716.31** to **686.87** before **20-May-2026 06:12 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 108 wins and 124 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet qqq -4.11% 1w |
| MU, is like 10% of dram holdings. Majority is sk hynix |
| This man speaks from experience. |
| Bar |
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| You can make 10k back. Your life is worth more than that.\n\nI know this shit is bleak but money is not worth it.\n\nYou already know what mistake you made - you did not take the 1k loss.\n\nNow you can either quit trading or you can try again and grow from this painful less.\n\nTAKE THE LOSS. I don't care if is stops you out and then turns around. The loss is your protection. It is ALWAYS better to lose an amount you can handle versus getting to the point you are at currently. |
| I felt that |
| SPY is going to open at 745-47 |
| My girlfriend has pecs |
| You fuckin wish gayboy 😂 |
| You turned $10k into 1m? \n\nHow does it feel to go from average to having years of funds giving you peace and stability?\n\nYou can put it into an income covered call ETF like GPIQ, get 10% or $100k income and appreciation has been around 13% average a year. 25% CAGR since inception. Basically can retire now. Am jealous. |
| Nokia is going crazy. Are they finally reviving Windows Phone? |
| Ah yes did that last week at 216 |
| #WHY IS _____ RIPPING AH |
| Deal announced tomorrow and market rockets |
| They locked me in a room |
| 🤦♂️ |
| It’s not. It’s up 4% on the day |
| I'm expecting a second Cisco bounce after the Beijing summit results. |
| This is retarded |
| They will in six weeks!\n\nhttps://youtu.be/KtoLKDGmKuc?si=RCDxphJWh3qAW2Xy |
| This is Wall Street bets brah 😂😂 we belong here |
| How much are you on margin ? |
| I see “stop loss” but no “trailing stop loss” the stop moves up if the stock/ option goes up but is locked at a lower limit sell. I see it for stocks but not options. |
| eating my weight in brussel sprouts |
| I sold most of mine, hard to pass up 100%+ gains |
| That's the neat part. We're getting fucked while we're getting fucked. It's double anal penetration and the director is trying to figure out if it's possible to squeeze a third in. |
| Ive been playing project diablo 2 to tide me over trying to kill lucion this season 😮💨 |
| How do you profit off that data set, it’s not like it’s data that’s useful for highly profitable business, we ain’t diagnosing medical shit we ain’t reading medical exams and giving input. We’re not giving input on coding, we’re not helping with image or video creation. \n\nIt’s good for chat bot type of shit and LLM search type things or recommendations on things but in reality the importance of Reddit for AI is so overblown imo |
| Bro how did gemini allow this hahah |
| !remind me 151 days |
| Not long until GameStop tries a hostile takeover of Microsoft |
| What r u talking about |
| Mango bringing all the ceos has first meeting with deng xaoping vibes. |
| i was crazy once |
| It's on the list. I've been to Scotland twice now but only Glasgow/Edinburgh. |
| Yeah, he mentions as well in reference to the image\n\n"This is the best returning specific lot, " |
| This guy gets it |
| Gina visit is so bullish. going to pump spy to 800 minimum |
| Why lie |
| Too much fomo in here. Expecting a random red day tomorrow. |
| Juat think about it. Rolling data centers. Boom! Turn mobility into ai hardware. |
| Fuck your puts, fuck your calls,\nWarsh is a name we need to practice making rhymes for. |
| "I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation\[s\]" - 🥭 |
| Not literally |
| It seems like whenever MU goes up, DRAM goes up equally; when MU goes down, DRAM still goes up🧐 |
| lol congrats Thanos |
| Yall gotta get the fuck outta the left lane bruh some of us are trying to actually get somewhere and not jerk off while going 5 under |
| You mean if it is prescribed a lot? |
| The US has massive debt, inflating away the debt could be considered a valid strategy short term. |
| Wojtek the GOAT |
| What is the next 100x is the question? |
| Did they announce a partnership? |
| Wet wipes Johnny |
| We do not have official proof that he is being blackmailed or coerced to act a certain way, nor that that has anything to do with his appointment\n\n\nWe do not have official proof because there has not been an admission or an investigation\n\n\nBut we all know |
| Shut up loser do something with your life instead of working on an assembly line.\n\nYou deserve crumbs |
| Maybe Ol' Billy can stop trying to VAX the whole world and come back home, eh? |
| Is this like a mil profit? |
| They don't want you to know this one trick |
| Just spent some time looking into Viori vs Lulu vs alo threads\n\nLulu isn’t going anywhere. Under 10 p/e this is crazy \n\nI’m from Vancouver i have been forced to know this company since the early days. Go to the lulu subreddit it has hundreds of thousands of people in it. Crazy brand following. |
| intel laptop duh |
| This month at this rate holy moly |
| Not bad this time of year! Like to come here in early May because you get the spring flower growth, decent temps, lower crowds, and no midges. It’s the perfect time to visit |
| Meet me behind wendies |
| 'Self-directed'.. no shit. |
| I will deleverage 💪 |
| QQQ 720 Friday |
| Lmao we fr hitting 800 this year aren’t we |
| websearch("how to evade usss")\n\n--Whatchamacaliting... Thinking with maximum effort |
| Why Amat |
| I did the same thing today. Bought puts |
| CALL THE COPS IDGAF |
| What kind of bullshit stocks are these you’re in man? Tractor supply, wtf? |
| Why did google rip 4% intraday today************* |
| Down $40k since October, feel ya bro. |
| All losses are unrealized if you run away and start a new life |
| Dude you have calls on fucking First Energy who hasn’t moved substantially in a decade what are you even doing. They’re a power company bro! YOU’RE BETTING ON A POWER COMPANY! |
| Any way to quickly scan for low IV leaps? |
| They say buy pick and shovel companies, but really you should buy iron and wood companies. |
| int \_{1650}\^{inf}(P(S\_Friday)dS\_Friday) |
| I’ve already taken the IRA from $12k of contributions to $112k in a year, so we’ll see if it’s dumb shit man, too early to tell😤 |
| poor potty training. you shouldn’t have to wipe more than thrice - one up, one down and one for the shine! |
| 🎶 Blinded by the ~~light~~ greed, revved up like douche, another runner in the night 🎶 |
| How are the midges? |
| so true |
| Oh cool I have a dickrider |
| What is the sub called? \n\nAnd as a German I am currently wondering if there is some play with the 15:30 timing 🤔 |
| Cause then he benefits from Vega and delta expansion making 100x possible. Actually really smart. |
| This was actually announced a while ago but no one noticed until analyst covered it today |
| It’s interesting how my love/hate for gain/loss porn is inversely proportional to my p/l |
| What's that number, too much green I can't read. |
| Obvious manipulation. 2 more dayz plz |
| If you immediately go to the etymology of jaywalking as your defense, I think the pretentiousness argument is settled. |
| Grocery store rotisserie chickens are a steal. $9 for 2 lbs of chicken, cooked and seasoned. |
| Except bear. Condolences to bear |
| And isn't it IONQ\n\nDon't cha think?\n\nIT'S LIKE RAaaEeAaaIN |
| Every energy analyst is confused why it isn't double this at this point too. We're so fucked, no way this strait opens in time to avoid the worst case |
| I mean, if nothing else, buy up a whack of cooked chickens for $8/ea, quarter them, freeze em and you have ready to go chicken for pastas, salads, sandwiches, etc. Can't get cheaper chicken than that these days. |
| If Wegovy oral script data is good on Friday NVO to the moon |
| MSFT needs to get a CEO with some salesmanship |
| Ugh, I just want enough to pay off my 4 figure debt lmao |
| Can't wait to sell my nvdia calls too early and bitch when it rockets 3000% |
| The AH spread on DRAM is just 0.01¢. What does it mean? I haven't seen it as tight before. |
| NBIS is gonna run like every other AI company that posted insane earnings growth. $Sndk $MU |
| I have cash in my trading account but I don’t really want to withdraw |
| Short oil before next TACO MANGO COMBINATION |
| I meant to buy more dram, but I bought more mram, lulz I'm so silly |
| Never forget the great pre-market bear market of Wednesday May 13th ✊️ |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Remarkable-Memory875** bet **MU** goes from **801.31** to **900.0** before **14-May-2026 06:07 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet MU 900 1d |
| Spy and qqq moving |
| Why did you short bro? |
| No. I go to Popeye's everyday and get a fat azz chicken sandwich for $5. |
| 🐂🫦 |
| # FUTES ABSOLUTELY \n\n# SOARING!!!\n\n# QQQ ALREADY GOING FOR ANOTHER NEW ALL TIME HIGH AFTER HOURS\n\n# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BULLS, CALL HOLDERS, DIP BUYERS, CHASERS, AND FOMOERS\n\n# GOING TO BE AN ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE MORNING FULL OF GAINS |
| You did get some BA calls at close yeah? |
| Don’t listen to this guy he’s a fed dumb piece of fuckin shit |
| Now that I discovered banbet, I can’t control myself and want to bet on 10 different things at once. Like I do in my port when tired of full porting |
| Ok, good luck my retard |
| I got $5 calls 😬 |
| They will, along with NOW. Just wait, it will be epic |
| The fact I have to wait til the 29th for new patch of POE2 to play anything fun right now sucks |
| Well played. |
| Plot twist, he raises the rates |
| Holy fuck |
| E |
| Costco |
| b-but Gynaaaa. Progress on shipping to them and good earnings. This time is different |
| sell POET calls then panic and buy them back then sell puts at the last minute ending up with negative infinity in premium |
| Lol |
| For every wsb millionaire are 100k gay bears who made it possible for them |
| Bro you bought a single contract for a single hour |
| You held 400k of lulu wow |
| Chance of mu 1000 next Friday? |
| Lol |
| Lmao people actually call it that? |
| Hold my beer and Warsh this! |
| I'm sorry u/NativePlant870 , I'm afraid I can't do that. |
| Just need Jeff, Mark, and Putin. |
| Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Sticky not transitory |
| I would not call -.16 crashing |
| MSFT is a $200 stock. \nMETA $300 stock.\n\nShort them! |
| Bro I can’t wait until all my calls print tomorrow. It’s fool-proof. We jamming!!!! |
| Why isn't CMG mooning? Aren't they a chip company too. |
| Masculine |
| Yep |
| Puts on your butthole |
| Many miles away, something bubbles up to the surface, of a dark Scottish Loch... |
| What's your all-time though. One win vs years of not being profitable, paint the bigger picture here. |
| ride the painted pony, let the spinning wheel glide... |
| What are these picks |
| You look at what Nancy Pelosi is buying |
| Its so nice they are letting a few crumbs fall off the table for the degen gamblers who have the balls to go long during an energy and inflationary crisis |
| Believing in the taco. If not ill just average down 🫡 |
| He does. It’s just easier to focus people’s vitriol at a name and face than a faceless committee. It’s worse lol |
| IV crush could drop the value tmrw if your not ITM |
| 1m ain't enough. You got to get to 10 |
| This, and quietly integrating Ai to up margins and efficiency. |
| I think next direction is down |
| Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I think it pops if Fed raises rates despite putting a Dovish Fed Head in. \n\nIt’s coming there is a disconnect between PPI and CPI: 1) PPI is rising at a slower pace than CPI \n2) Core PPI is rising slower than core CPI - this tells me the price for core goods being passed on to consumers is sticky and not elastic. This leads me to believe higher rates are needed to curb the inflationary pressure. \n\nHigher rates will create a brick wall around people and those who have buying power will continue to buy and those who do not will get slapped around. \n\nCredit is at an all time high with credit card debt over $1T. \n\nThe US would have to do multiple rounds of easing to reel that in or create specialized programs to get people usage down. \n\nNational savings rate is below 4% it’s a matter of months. \n\nCracks are forming. I’m bearish in the biggest names in the market. \n\nTo each their own, people should still do their own due diligence. But this is my take. |
| I'm cooked, I literally wiped like 30 times and still had shit |
| Bro somebody point in the direction of what’s going on ??? I’m trying to make some moneyyyyyy |
| Can someone explain the mind fuck at the end of 2001 a space odyssey |
| https://preview.redd.it/fr0o3hvo9z0h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23c17e5024282462bdb9d61b1fbf8bbcf3b37621 |
| QQQ calls |
| You held for 1 hr lol… |
| No it’s bad |
| you are picking up quarters in front of a steamroller gl |
| What am I supposed to do with the rest of my day? Open the fucking casino, you crazy bastards |
| the lack of overall loss porn is concerning |
| Tipped us a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger he had in his back pocket. |
| And this trade wasn’t my trading account this was 401k. That one is up much less because it is a much larger account |
| Give it to me, I’ll lose it faster than you I promise |
| Hiking around a forest in the Scottish highlands and found quite possibly the most beautiful place on Earth. Off the beaten path. Zero people. It’s known, but not “known”. And I need to resist the urge to share that shit because I don’t want a bunch of retards finding it and ruining it\n\nSo this is how I’m scratching the itch and trying not to post pictures. Just a teaser for you bunch of morons |
| L |
| LMAO LMAO 🤌🤌🤌 |
| 50 SOYBEANS SOLD FOR A BAG OF NOODLES |
| BRUH😂😂 i’m 4 years younger than u and i alr know not to do some dumb shit like that |
| God actually loves you, but He hates greed. |
| Historically ATH isn’t a bad time to buy |
| Always, always trade on margin |
| 🥭 20.28! \n\n(per gallon) |
| Can you teach me how to |
| Indeed 👏🏽 \n\nBut on the other side as well 😩 |
| If I had listened to those doom and gloomers, I would have bought Google leaps at 275 on March 31st. Cashed that bad boy with $7300 profit. Just wish I had bought more |
| 💯 |
| Banbet |
| So you are saying, everything is computer? |
| Cannons |
| Lol |
| Trump looks way too healthy |
| I'm thinking about COLO too. I need to look into it a bit more. |
| If you hold tech u made money, market is very lopsided right now and I think it will only get worse |
| Putting sunglasses on now to shade myself from the green shining so bright tomorrow |
| Ok im convinced |
| something something be fearful or greedy, what the hell is this market guys?\n\nas a bul, i am concerned for ber, very concerned |
| This is actually huge |
| No. Get out of mi phone! |
| Calls calls calls, $750 calls. |
| 1500 yes 1650 no |
| This is the greatest economy this country has ever witnessed thanks to those in office |
| BRING EM ON IM NOT SCARED OF GAY LIBS |
| For the love of God do not play NVDA earnings especially if you are long\n\nEvery earnings call they have had for years is a sell the news event no matter how much money they print |
| The sun will set. Don't worry. |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: HMR\n\n Direction: Up 🚀\n\n Prognosis: Buy Shares (Catch the micro-float squeeze)\n\n Business Model: Uber for Ships (Owns zero boats, takes all the fees) 🚢\n\n CEO Energy: Buying so many shares himself he's worried about running out of float |
| Bleed? Today? |
| So uhhh |
| isnt Tim Apple in china with trump? Why is it crashing terriibly AH? |
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| Today haha so kind of risky |
| >Ford Motor Company (F) was the top gainer in the S&P 500 Index on Wednesday as investors seized on the potential for the Detroit automaker to benefit from its relationship with CATL by offering battery energy storage systems for utility, data center, and commercial customers in the U.S.\n\n#So now Ford is into data center and AI business LMAO🤌 |
| Do bers lose money because they are bers, or are they bers because they lose money? |
| Not too many people know this. But calls are basically free money currently |
| Ha nice. Yeah just full ported into the AI power infrastructure one. Need to deposit more |
| when we fish, some people want to catch fish, while i just want to see how far i can cast. i rarely catch any fish. when we talk stocks, normal people want to make money, while bears just want to prove how smart they are. bears rarely profit. |
| Its on |
| are you lonesome tonight |
| Love CSCO if you can buy 3 hours ago |
| 🫡👹 |
| 50/50 it either does or it doesn't |
| Have you seen the underground bicycle parkings they have in places like Utrecht? Uber is not a company that exists only in the USA. You are horribly biased and have no idea. |
| If I say it out loud it won’t happen |
| Mark my words Ford is going to pull an Intel |
| Keynes would like to know your location |
| Earnings May 14th AH. Good luck. |
| Will tomorrow be the biggest hulk dick candle of the year? SPY 750 |
| I feel you. Half-Winning is bad but losing is even worst. |
| Hmmm… RSI of 24 doesn’t do it for you? Lol |
| Let me gamble reddit pls let banbet work |
| Can’t wait until this happens with QS |
| I’d like to buy an NFT of a gif of the charizard card. I’ll use credit. |
| Rvi |
| when did you enter your position |
| Lulu will have a bump here for 15% |
| https://preview.redd.it/lzepnkby8z0h1.png?width=1234&format=png&auto=webp&s=efc1a429e0e056615e546d716035d4c710e3b9bd\n\nu r retarded |
| I may be willing to hold longer than you, I'd do whatever you think will work in the time frame you're allotting |
| i dont have exercise money lmao, it would cost several million I just eat the tax, LTCG + splitting gains between 3 tax years to reduce it a bit (sold some late and of 2025, some in april when it hit ltcg and holding some to 2027) |
| We live to fight another day 👊 |
| He doesn't Warsh, thats for sure |
| Thoughts on boomer tech stock like ORCL? CSCO? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AgitatedJump8459** bet **SPY** goes from **742.82** to **800.0** before **20-May-2026 06:00 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet SPY 800 7d |
| In a meeting talking about some random bs, while I watch my position bleed. Is this peak capitalism? |
| How the hell do you lose money with calls when market has been going up non-stop and hitting ATHs? Oh.. interesting picks… |
| https://preview.redd.it/p714rakw8z0h1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05f4afe8d0e6c9ae967153561dc4b1650269a04f\n\n |
| Maybe JD |
| These topped out at almost double what OP closed them for and SPY just went straight up all day. No reason to cut the winner short. |
| He tried. He failed. |
| We all gotta start somewhere. This just as easily could have went south for me as it has in the past. I lost 5 figured during the previous quarter earnings because it didn't move the way it did today. \n\nKey thing is not to FOMO hard into bad trades or chasing after other people's gains (including this trade here). Only follow the trades you have convinction on and accept that you can be right and still be wrong. Make sure any money you're putting up you can afford to lose. \n\n |
| You must already own a Japanese shit box |
| Tomorrow is Thursday so unfortunately it’ll be red |
| lol I love this sub.\n\nThis is a historic moment and THIS is the top wsb comment. |
| Global small cap value has been doing pretty great the last 12 months |
| Best stock for swings. Can't go wrong with APP and TSLA |
| Ahh a fellow SOFI tard. Keep “only hearing good news”, while the stock is in a sub-17 holding pattern. |
| SNOW and NOW |
| Balls of steel. Brain of mush mind you, but Balls. Of. Steel. |
| Damn yea I’m in at 23 and I even can’t believe how good it’s been doing |
| VisMod needs some new vocabulary... |
| BE GREEDY WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS GREEDY |
| $753 |
| Last year I dropped 6k in GOOG shares when it was down around $150 and now, everyday I wish I full ported. Why does winning feel so bad? |
| Banbet doesn’t fucking work for me |
| What are the chances Sndk hits 1650 by Friday? |
| Crazy everywhere |
| #SPY getting a new CEO in a few days LMAO🤌 |
| *bussy |
| Thailands pretty cool this time of uear |
| Better than gaslighting and diluting its shareholders constantly.\n\nNo for real 5 launches by Q1. No I mean a launch every month or two. No I mean 45-60 this year. No I mean 45 this year. No that 45 includes the 7 already up there.\n\nAlso here's a dilution for AI i guess? |
| Unless you make 3 months of gains in 2 days, LMAO |
| S&P 500 x2 this year |
| I have never invested or bought options for NVDA but waiting until Monday to buy $250 calls sounds like a no brainer? They will share more info about the Gyna trip and there should be much more lax requirements shipping to China. Earnings should also provide a boost as Mr Leather Jacket shares more insight and future plans for progress?\n\nThat said, it's probably the top since I'm looking into this so puts it is |
| These are still cooked lol |
| May I know movie title at bottom ? |
| So now heat and humidity are the problem, but not if you have a convertible car, right? \n \nNeither New York nor LA are deserts. Seriously, read an urbanism book written in the last century. Nobody does a 100km roundtrip to go buy some bread. This is why I tell you people to leave the USA every once in a while: you are living in a car-centric society and it is dying all around you while other countries have massively improved transportation systems precisely because they put the car back in it's place. Most old towns in Europe can't even fit cars, yet they are successful cities where people like to live, unlike fucking Detroit "Motor City USA". |
| Thankfully yes! |
| My shorts printing tho |
| Greed here is crazy |
| Spy long calls |
| That’s why it’s the right thing to do |
| How is there any short interest left smh |
| Profit is profit ! |
| Poor small cap investors just getting slaughtered |
| Markets are so frothy I'd be scared to advise anything. If mu drops buy that? Not advice! |
| There you go. SaaS is not going anywhere. Only will benefit from AI. In this market seems to be relatively safe investment. PE ratios are better than semi sector |
| (Not investment advice, pure vibes)\n\nFirefly Aerospace team is v respected so confident they will solve their production problems.\n\nMonumental amount of capital going into robotics, specifically humanoid. They all need high precision actuators which very few companies know how to make + hard to scale production + high cost of entry = classic constraint dynamic. Demand isn’t really showing in earnings yet as production is still ramping but I’m looking at Harmonic Drive Systems and a few others |
| June expiry NOW calls |
| I buy and sell app with the large swings. It'll be up 40 bucks one day and be down 40 for absolutely no reason |
| I was so close buying ENVX calls, thank you god 😂 |
| Probably a charycoin somewhere already |
| Just make sure they're 0DTE |
| Is he up? I can’t even tell |
| headlines sadly do not create oil so no |
| Bro are you the only high IQ man in here? 💪 |
| Wait no I meant 7 days wtf |
| They need to rename all the world history textbooks to “Nothing Happening: A Compilation” |
| just close the account |
| Do it properly pussy |
| SPY 750 tomorrow |
| Microsoft |
| ___!banbet!___ Spy 800 14 days |
| the way they spelled quarter like that feesl aggressive |
| https://preview.redd.it/5diy7lag8z0h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86984e1bf7417f9d554eba84beb0f95536f4848c |
| Are you just mad because youre a ghey 🐸 now? |
| I’m on it. Was great until I just full ported AI. Granted, I held through and am big chilling now. But fuck, from Oct to March it was brutal. |
| I sold a bunch of my $4 calls today at the top. Gonna keep the rest till Friday at close or bust |
| Definitely. CRM, TEAM, NOW |
| Tomorrow's move: coffee and staring at the WW chart again. Still not trading out of WW. I am holding the turnaround thesis. |
| We’re pumping so hard tomorrow. So hard. Be ready….. Get your boner shorts on. |
| #Ber can't keep SPY under $1000 for much longer LMAO🤌 |
| Never heard of easier money. Them banks are kind dumb. The branch manager could have bought directly but he dumb! |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Shot-Acanthaceae1420 made a bet that SPY would go to 745.0 within **1 day** when it was 737.376 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| We’re in the phase where even shitty companies are popping… might actually happen if the war keeps up. |
| 800% sounds like they forgot a decimal point lol |
| You're on! |
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| yall got a month, month and a half tops, and then you should pull everything out. its gonna crash. its coming yall. come back and slaughter this comment if im wrong, but i promise i aint |
| I got $60k in free cash. What should I do 🤔 |
| #Wen SPY $1000? LMAO🤌 |
| I have an idea guys, how about we just, print money. Wow what could possibly go wrong. |
| And FOMO is homo |
| $198 after hours and then back to whatever price it was 3 weeks prior |
| I mean if you’re in retarded leverage yes but if you haven’t made money in the past 3 months you’re never gonna make it |
| Software? |
| Is that from a Mike Okay video |
| Great call! Can't wait to see these gains |
| Post again tomorrow so we can see your gains and YES you need to sell tomorrow and take profits |
| Lol, keep on buying MU…can’t wait for the whining. |
| Vietnam |
| Its not a scam market, you're just picking horrible stocks. |
| I don't want the card but digital proof of ownership on some kind of chain I don't understand |
| There’s always a bottom |
| 🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮 🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮 |
| If it's convenient!Should I have told you in advance? I never give advice to strangers If you make money great But if you lose I don't want my screenshot posted somewhere just to get roasted🙄 |
| I just got approved for a 20k personal loan. Should i buy calls or but spy calls specifically? |
| *stares at the rest of the non tech market* |
| It might keep going up but selling at $200 is not bad for your case unless it keeps ripping lol. |
| tomorrow in the year 2049 the buls will finally learn their lesson |
| You’re a bitch lmao |
| I'll give you 1 share of INTC for it |
| It's going to be so glorious reading all the "WTF???" posts when this house of cards finally cuts loose. Been here for a few years and seen all the "lost 6 months of gains in 2 days" posts. \n\nThis cycle in particular just doesn't add up |
| Fed members talking about needing rate hikes now due to inflation. Calls it is. |
| There are no derivatives on fire type Pokémon |
| Cloud and IT management. Basically a big chunk of Fortune 500 companies use them to manage and track internal data and workflow blah blah blah. Very boring. But also very deeply entrenched with almost 100% resubscription rates |
| Why is APP down? Strong Q1 results yet down by $37 today |
| Wheres the AI?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jsgcw6q48z0h1.jpeg?width=1131&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4808249f89090dbe3e1dab801e4737a6772b204e |
| I SO PALE |
| Eat shit |
| 🐮🐮🐮🐮 |
| Microsoft looks appealing, but it will fuck you |
| P |
| QQQM |
| Idk I just don't see it chart wise for this week, 6/18 probably works better. |
| Vertically down? |
| Nothing in this market looks appealing to buy |
| Klarna earnings gonna be a disaster innit |
| Just watch his shit from years ago. You’ll see. The only people downvoting are dumbass Gen Z commie fucks |
| Shorting Cisco now. Therefore , you can expect the stock to rise to 150 by noon tomorrow. |
| Noted |
| P |
| Pump the markets guys. Wow pump, any news bad or good. Just pump. No explanation needed. Just pump. - USA markets |
| Trading completely irrationally. Sales will be around 2B this year, they have about 2B in cash, have an ongoing 1B buyback. Authorized another 500M buyback. And its trading at a 4.8B market cap. |
| The next AI play is just more AI |
| “Warsh Deez, you fucking nerd” |
| Can i buy the right but not the obligation to purchase it at a predetermined date at a predetermined price? |
| What do you mean? |
| Where does NVDA sit after earnings? $260? |
| Yeah I’ve got an “oh shit” buffer. Also, all the money being gambled is in my Roth IRA, so I can’t use it rn anyways, I’m 22 so I got time too |
| Aren't you excited for Tim heidecker on infowars turning it into a trans comedy network?? |
| because you have smaller drawdowns right? right??? |
| Bitch, I’m a cow, bitch, I’m a cow\n\nI go MUUUUUUU |
| I’m up 43% YTD in my trading account. And currently sits at 80% cash. Fuck yeah! |
| Lululemon is getting trash talked by their founder. The fact that they paired up with Disney to make some Mickey Mouse hoodies along with releasing see thru leggings tells you they don’t understand their demographic. They got big from the Rebeccas and Heathers who can afford an apartment in DC and grew up in CT, not hood rats or girls who also wear graphic T shirts.\n\nToo much competition with Alo and Vuori as well. They might bounce back if consumer discretionary as a whole stops declining, but even then I wouldn’t bet on them popping back to covid market cap. |
| ah, the best trades are the vibes ones. Puts at open, then, baby |
| Always was |
| I agree they should be called Micronsoft |
| see you tomorrow |
| Most appreciated good sir |
| Yes, USO still hasn’t returned to ATH but the price of gas is going up daily LMAO |
| Your hard work paying off. |
| Nah we good bro |
| No, it's the pretentiousness of motorists adequately defended against. Motorists even invented the term "jaywalker" to lambast people crossing the street, something that had been done for millennia. You stfu. |
| Okay |
| |
| Going to 235 Friday |
| This week really |
| KBH puts January 2027. $25 |
| lol why did you close it...says "expires today" |
| No |
| Anyway |
| 🐮🐮🐮🐮 |
| Ya'll really bought something called micro + soft and expect it to green dildo?? |
| Damn even I a perma bull feel retarded going in on calls right now. But it is what it is. |
| It’ll cost you one wife |
| see ya in a week |
| I |
| this earnings season has been such a blessing |
| Cisco going vertical looking a lot like november 1999 🤔 |
| Seeing people in a store is probably the worst investment thesis ive ever heard. |
| Is the Robinhood short interest graphs that refresh daily actually accurate? WOLF short interest shot up to 74% yesterday and it has been absolutely ripping |
| Ur gey and dumb as fuck can’t help you bud |
| I have a charizard card if someone wants to buy it |
| Legendary Wheel of Time reference. RIP Robert. |
| N |
| Give me a play. No dumb shit |
| Here to tell you I'm disappointed in you. |
| Ok Thanos |
| Oh deer |
| Averaging 2.6% gains each year since 2021. Who needs to buy ETFs when you’re that good 💪🏼 |
| What kinda regard buys an expensive female clothing company while big inflation is obviously incoming.\n\nTerrible choice |
| NVTS is all we need |
| Yeah he is |
| I'm disappointed in you. |
| i mean it’s a dream to do if it’s sustainable\n\nhow much is ur savings and how do u keep the expenses low do you have your own place? |
| OF ipo would outrun spacex ipo |
| Loser |
| My weeklies will cum |
| AMAT Tomorrow |
| 29th May $110 Calls |
| And now have made a deal with Mask for colossus 1 - highly ethical shit. |
| FUCK ANYONE WHO DOWNVOTES\n\nFUCK YOU |
| Trump says we are making a deal with the planet destroying asteroid about to hit Earth |
| I knew this when I started consistently profiting in mid april but thanks for the kind reminder |
| Been staring at BYD with how much it’s been in the news lately . And with ceos in gyna I’m really debating on it |
| EV market is dead. Back to bubba and his mustang |
| Nah fuck that guy for harassing families of dead children |
| Dude bought some random company |
| I started with 102$ and I've ended up at 134$ 😛 don't ask where I'd be if I'd just held INTC... |
| Did we just forget about oil sitting at 10 year high. This market is irrational |
| Path sucks! |
| 1000% 🚀🚀 |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Dont be like this guy |
| Puts |
| ALEX JONES WAS RIGHT |
| I sold rklb at a loss lmao |
| Micron was such a POS today |
| I added it to one of my watch lists, but I ain't buying no calls. I did buy some WMT puts today though. |
| People without calls going out SAD Tomorrow when they wake up |
| I can tell you don't own any NVDA. If you did, you wouldn't be calling Jensen a douchebag.\n\nI also can tell you are a poor. Because if you owned any of those tech stocks for the past 10 years... you wouldn't be poor anymore. |
| When you look at their short interest on Robinhood it’s at like 74%… is that real? |
| Got it, BIRD ai it is and FAKE MEAT |
| The moment you sell it will bottom |
| The Chili's deal is crazy good not gonna lie |
| User: clause you nuked Iran? WTF\n\nClaude: I’m sorry, I should have confirmed first. It won’t happen again. |
| I SEE IT |
| You skipped the part about the Broadwell buy they did around the time of their customer conference. Also, the $200m prior deal was likely with tim apple. |
| Sounds like you gave her an STD |
| Its ok SanDisk, you go when you feel like it |
| I feel violated |
| Any of you on Autopilot? It's genuinely hilarious how well the inverse Cramer pilot has performed. Tons invest into that and it's fun to joke but really why would you put money on that 😂\n\nSame with the new inverse burry one, who would actually put money on that lol\n\nStick with themes like robotics or something |
| Exactly. |
| Buy Reddit! |
| Everyone sir....everyone.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vdhhb0g27z0h1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=baa8470cd9531aba59413c599bcc2e4ada4d6d33 |
| $760c 05/21 hope it hits!! |
| Gonna try and hold SLS for longer before panic selling once I hit profit like I always seen to do. |
| He is going to lower rates and blow up inflations because all these chuckle fucks are over their heads in debt.. citizens will end up paying |
| Don't think that MSFT can't have another lost decade. |
| Picture reality hitting and the mega drop when we cant push it anymore🤯🤯🤯 |
| Probably should have been thinking of this when it was 197 a few days ago. |
| Not really, good luck trying to time the rip when big money decides to stop pumping overbought and extremely inflated semis and puts all their chips into undervalued assets. Today I bought 10K shares of leveraged NOWL. Go ahead and buy into the bloated semi sector. |
| My name is MUUUUUUUUUd |
| the breadth narrative went from "the market is being carried by a smaller amount of stocks than ever before" to "the worst stocks of that large group not carrying the market are now falling through the floor" |
| WLAC, yeah |
| 🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮🐮 \n\nMUUUUUUUUUUUU |
| CANNONS |
| brother, it’s the age of the pump and dump. |
| Remember, it's not just a screaming bull market. \n\nYou are an absolute trading genius. |
| Got it! Should've just gone with Gyna 👐 |
| 🥭 Chyna news has to be buy the news because he has too many CEOs with him. |
| I wanted to be a part of something bigger than myself. That's why I'm part of the problem. |
| I think that sounds rad, but I’ve got a fairly alright savings and I keep my expenses to almost nothing, so I can sit in this game for a while |
| tommorow we will go back before the damage caused by monday |
| lil bit |
| You should not go on 0DTE with such risky bets like today. \n\nToday is call day you see at bottom picture.\n\nI have SPY PUTS but Jun 18th and July 17th ITMs just around the close of today. I will be winning soon, may be tomorow itself.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/o28a5prm6z0h1.png?width=1087&format=png&auto=webp&s=38238b943ab57d041c53e4b73512e1bb734072b5\n\n |
| Just because you said that, I looked up your username in the search bar (works even if your profile is private). You post in r/UKPersonalFinance? |
| I made some quick money on NOW calls last week, only held for a day or two. Might pick up some longer dated calls here |
| Don't let us hangin pelosi. |
| Yeah, somebody tell them that in space there's no up and down but on the moon you still need to land straight lmao |
| Ok, I was just looking at the current position. He must have sold some. His current cost basis is in the image. |
| Lmao |
| "joint" skewers... kinda proper being its Musk. |
| What’s your exit strategy? Do you plan to exercise some at expiration? Selling it would incur so much income tax |
| # YOU JUST KNOW THAT BESSANT AND TRUMP ARE GOING TO BE TWEETING ALL NIGHT AND ALL PRE-MARKET LONG ABOUT HOW THERE'S GOING TO BE NEW DEALS EVERY SINGLE WEEK \n\n# MARKET GOING TO EAT IT UP NOT BECAUSE ANYONE BELIEVES IT BUT BECAUSE EVERYONE IS LONG AS FUCK |
| You crazy bastards |
| When is Goonald Trunk Jr. coming out with news from ghyna? |
| NOW seems like could jump to $100 this week. Been patiently holding. |
| LUL U LEMON |
| ##open the casino! |
| S&P500.ai |
| I used to spend a good amount per year on Lululemon, but they’ve changed their cuts and materials so much over these past years, I’ve found that the product just isn’t cute or flattering anymore (except some jackets). The marketing isn’t very exciting lately either. To me, it was just not serving up a great product, with lots of outside competition lately too. |
| I’d throughly refute this allegation if my Claude account wasn’t out of tokens. |
| I’ve been foraging for berries n shit it’s tough out here |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| Up 17% \n After hours 😮\n |
| I js found out ab CSCO a hour before my lecture and earnings. I did calls js bc ai. It prob 10x 🤡 |
| If this were real Xi would have a 24k gold chain and a two tone datejust. |
| I know “this time is different” is kind of a meme but look at what’s actually driving the rally, the prospect of being able to create mass unemployment, mass unemployment is the only way these investments make sense. So we are left with 2 possible outcomes, either it creates mass unemployment and there are a shit ton of downstream effects, mostly bad, or it doesn’t and the investments crash. \n\nThe latter would be a “normal” crash so not too worried about it long term, but the former would be, well, something that we don’t have precedent for. I think a lot of people assume that everything else except the unemployment rate will stay the same, that’s unlikely to be true. A couple of million dollars can isolate you from most common societal problems, but it sure can’t isolate you from 25+% unemployment. For that you need bunker money and I doubt many on here have bunker money…..\n\nThe willingness for the leaders in the country, both government and Industry, to fiddle with the very foundations of society is disconcerting to say the least but all I can do is try to prepare the best I can. So I’ll continue to invest where it makes sense but I don’t think I’ll ever get that bunker….\n |
| AWESOME! Again, I’m new but I have huge fomo! Wish that I had all my money on this bombshell! Can’t wait to see how it shakes out tomorrow! |
| Apologies. Interface looks similar but just noticed the font differs.\n\nI stand corrected- |
| Happened to me in March lmao |
| How do we confirm this is real, this is fucking nuts |
| This is what it suggested for Chai |
| People. We are in an age of a great technological revolution! Semis, memory, clouds, photonics.\n\nSTOP INVESTING IN STUPID SHIT LIKE YOGA PANTS AND MOVIE THEATERS AND PONZI SCHEMES MASQUERADING AS BANKS. |
| Should of done June instead brah |
| https://preview.redd.it/0qiwyccg6z0h1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54503ff6963675ba4723478df258f1d9fb007c78 |
| Full port puts tomorrow |
| I got MSFT calls and AAPL puts |
| When can we talk about more than chip stocks? |
| Robinhood sent me a prospectus from something I bought. The fuck is this boomer shit? |
| ICUP them titties |
| Is this satire im getting navy seal copypasta vibes |
| Are you saying coffee-na, tea-na or cup-na? |
| OPEN…. Anyone.? |
| u doing any better? if not its ok your not on this hard path alone there is light at the end of the tunnel |
| Market loves the AI and hates the AI losers |
| Does the sun come up every morning? |
| PDT won't exist in a matter of weeks anyways. Regs changed! |
| Well I got Nvidia calls today so u know what that means tm lol |
| Bro I sold 10,000 shares of HUT at $8 |
| Let's see. Bought 415 Calls. Expiring May 20.\n |
| SOFI is so garbage, I should have escaped at even before last earnings. Bag holding this crap |
| ohh i think u should still keep the job bc trading is essentially gambling and how would it sound if u told someone u quit ur job to gamble |
| market more rigged than 9/11 |
| So feeling good... nice |
| No worries! Lot of misconception on what Warsh becoming the FED Chair means and how much power he has now.\n\nAnother fun fact. FED Chair DOES NOT equal FOMC Chair, that is a completely separate position. If the other FOMC governors decided to, they could make Powell the FOMC chair again. I doubt that happens, but it is still possible. |
| Dynamite sweet and sour chicken |
| Just sold all my Google stocks with huge profits. My average was less than 200. |
| Ez$, gratz |
| It’s like an open line of credit |
| I need the play though… |
| Brother you gotta chiiiiilllll, get out of the gym and rub one or five out |
| Siri is by far the most retarded ai out there by far. |
| So how do we play this? |
| yeah the lack of breadth today was insane |
| Anyone playing CRCL for clarity act thing tomorrow? Ya know other than Cathie Cannons |
| I grew up in PA and this is a big deal. Everyone is hoping they are the undisclosed location |
| Probably |
| Boobs\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/f4kdyk776z0h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9bd15ca504eb4a8f4e8f4359a4ffcf91717ad8b |
| Less than 1% away from 750 \n\n\n\nWe just need a whisper of a tweet and we are there 🙏👨🍳\n\n\nAxios please 🥺 |
| At least sell 1 contract, which is already 4x your total principal. Let the other 24 contracts ride. |
| #AI S & P 500 |
| Oil going vertical, Wheat going vertical, Sugar going vertical. lmao |
| 10%, but that’s not pipe |
| Is the industrial sector roaring? Dr copper would indicate so. |
| Buy more nvda |
| I saw FSLY on Robinhood and thought people were trading Fansly |
| Nah it’s going back to 410-415s 😘 |
| Who is still buying NVIDIA calls?👀 doing a survey |
| LOSER |
| I will buy you a beer if it does |
| You think this pumps overnight with some 🥭 and ☕️na stuff |
| 😂😂 I love this place. |
| gotcha 🤗 |
| Lmao |
| naw, the b🍄z🤡's dick slap is nothing to fear... papa powell's on the other hand |
| He’s loses all credibility with his flair |
| yepp |
| I considered buying Cisco calls and didn’t FUCK |
| Obvious with hindsight |
| Rip down |
| I bought some today 5/15 ex |
| Margin 50% of account balance? Regardless of how you managed to get 3M I respect the balls you had for this play 😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/t9xy90iw5z0h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=687499bee7413b63fe127aa58901a9e75c078b16\n\nNot me thinking it wont pump… |
| You’re not suggesting what I think you’re suggesting? |
| You just reassess the value of federal assets, like gold reserves, and boom your assets to debts ratio looks a whole lot better! |
| I was adding today. Average is 125$\n\nCan’t believe this price action |
| Np homie |
| Might go down 5% now but V after you sell |
| “Parabolic runs always come to an end” is like saying “we’re all alive but we’re gonna die someday” \n\nWhat a shitty way to live. Risk what you can afford to and enjoy the ride. |
| Depends if they let the Israeli defense back into Microsoft to spy. Cause majorly of hedge funds have the same beliefs as them so… maybe 400 Microsoft 2028 💀 |
| More like POST Quantum Encryption and Anduril partnership. |
| Everyone: semis and memory\n\nMe (a regard): I think I’ll just keep looking at small cap industrials |
| Joe Rogan declined the invite to join the US Elite in China due to fear of execution from smuggling in his weed vape 🤌🏼 |
| Being early is the same as being wrong. |
| My problems are still valid friend |
| # USA Rare Earth is a fuckin play \n\nWhatever the mango gets involved in ends up going crazy at one point or another I just listened to their earning call and I am invested now. It genuinely seems like a really strong company with lots of cash flow and they seem to have quite a bit of positive forward outlook.\n\nI'm feeling BULLISH as fuck |
| You already have a bet going - MU to 913.42384 before 14-May-2026 03:39 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Someone tell me why I’ve been watching FCEL for the past 3 weeks and didn’t get calls when it was at $12 last week, oh that’s right I’m retarded |
| Saas been dying all year. No green days except for AI |
| Alright my bad. I only read the dissent headline. Appreciate the info. |
| I sold 10 weekly pmccs at 820 and 840 hoping those expire worthless and I put that like 12k in my pocket before the next leg up. |
| Had a J and I’m just laughing at how bald Cramer is |
| The true casino |
| Hmm idk maybe they think it’s naughty out of context lmao |
| It's already up 20% bud |
| I didn’t make 6 figs at that job, those number are trading things, maybe like $60,000 a year from the job, as long as overtime kept up |
| SPY 750 calls |
| I seriously think if ppi came in cool market would have been flat rather than +1%....they are just rage baiting us gay bears at this point |
| Someone on the options subreddit called me a regard and that I deserve to be in this sub because I yolo 50% OTM spy calls 9m dte. Well today they just produced 413% gains bought them back in April closed them near high today and will do it again till MM convinces me otherwise. |
| I sawr it! |
| Man when the flood gates break in the stockmarket, it’s going to be real bad… |
| MU will go to $900 tomorrow since I sold. You’re all welcome |
| Moar Cisco |
| Gay ahh chart |
| Im up 800$ for the week but down 300$ since Monday , AMD and high hopes killed my portfolio. |
| ICUP |
| I am buying MSFT leaps ‘28 600c. Am I dumb? |
| NOKIA 🚀 |
| I been giving my friend trade ideas and she got PDT\n\nOopsie |
| $500k trailer homes in kentucky |
| oh geez, i know happened right after that. |
| Smh your account is private 😞 |
| Is mu still the main play? |
| it's funny how everyone in CNBC, all the talking heads on YouTube, reddit..we all know we're in a bubble. But the thought is "ride it and be sure to get out early"..like anyone but the big boys have ever done that successfully lol\n\nAnd they're only successful bc they decide when to pop the bubble |
| Buy more Intel |
| Don't see the rotation just yet, possibly a tad early. \n\nNOW keeps fucking dropping lol, I had 100c's this week and I bailed on them the other day. Better trades out there right now |
| Very nice! I feel a price increase coming in from desperate buyers. |
| And imagine if you used margin, took out personal loans and borrowed from friends and family. |
| Buying more MU |
| Tomorrow MSFT is going to rip |
| Reddit ain't the same since profiles are private. Do one bad comment and you'd have a reddit user turn into an FBI agent and discover all kinds about your life history from your profile |
| Neat. 📸 |
| Thank you sir! |
| We need help😂😂 full porting earnings |
| Cals for globalfoundaries to 150 |
| Weak forward guidance. |
| Winner keeps companies 🥵🥵🥵 |
| I’m a SoFi bull and while I agree with your logic, and the calls are dirt cheap, it seems the stock doesn’t really care about macro in the current environment. Even if the report is solid and bullish for SOFI I don’t know if that translates into share price. That said I wish I had read this before market close and I would’ve bought a couple contracts just incase you’re right |
| SONY |
| Any China stock plays to take a look at? |
| GTA |
| Damn, they’re charging by the stroke now? And at $101 per… that’s gonna be expensive. Just go to Japan next time. |
| Wow webull looks cool. |
| When money printer stops |
| And the PE is still high |
| $20. Anduril partnership |
| Well said and you’re right. |
| Screw over homeless people? What? I was with you till that last sentence. |
| Is anyone is in the $NAIL game ? This shit is going in his lower range with the construction market shitting the bed and the eventual interest hike. I think it could be a good time to buy this summer and wait 1-2 years. |
| Your port |