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| so many getting smudged out |
| Why is Amat falling, I'm cooked |
| Amat investors seem to be prepping for a -30% night |
| 🚨 STOP RIGHT THERE!!! 🚨 \n\nYou’re under arrest by order of the federal watch!! 😠\n\nCrime: Being a big paper handed pussy\n\nJudgement: Mandatory knife fight with an old drunken Slavic man to regain honor |
| kushner loaded up puts |
| Bought SPY 778 puts for tommorow to trick the market in making a new ATH again on Friday.\n\nThanks me later! |
| I made money off the pump today and now feeding it into EOD 777 puts. |
| Why you think it will go down after earnings? |
| 🤣🤣🤣\n\nYou bols are FUNNY...\n\nIt cant even reach $3.00 buuuuut $92 huh... |
| yes buy calls |
| fuck its hard, fap fap fap |
| What’s happening to Amat |
| unemployed gng🤑 |
| You sound regarded |
| Just bought 20 contracts of 774 puts for SPY expiring tomorrow at 778.30peak currently up 100$ spent 1000$ pray for me boys need it to reset 3-5$ then rebuy tomorrow morning with calls 💰💰💰 |
| YOU MEAN $92 RIGHT? :)))))9 |
| I’d like to know too |
| see previous message |
| Circuit breaker tomorrow |
| History will remember private equity as peak capitalism\n\nThe moment we perfected the art of sucking every last dollar out of a business and calling the destruction ‘efficiency’ |
| FIG keeps giving me an exit from my calls and yet.. and yet I can’t seem to fucking sell |
| Please god let my puts print tomorrow |
| Big dick Netflix, going back to $100s soon |
| The big mis-price today is CSCO because earnings expectations were stupid. I give it two weeks before this re-inflates.\n\nEven six analyst up-ratings this morning couldn't keep the algos from frauding it down. |
| dead cat bounces all around... |
| sign of the top? |
| what |
| On HTZ they do..🤣🤣 \nIt will be $.72 by Sept...👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 |
| Lost a few McDonald's paychecks, you can bounce back. |
| Power outage right as I was about to go grab food somewhere. All I can think about is tendies rn |
| https://preview.redd.it/afek4hpo17jh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=068819c9f45b6ec34be10f678666458d0f146a90 |
| What’s your next trade? |
| Sold for 75% and missed a six figure trade. CSCO was a 99% L. \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7evagkpn17jh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42e47c7c998501c4308b0823171f0d5546448a13\n\n \nGot into this tho |
| it's a trap dont do it! |
| Bro won’t touch 1000 and you talking $1250 … what you smoking? |
| As a bull im loving it! |
| SPY hitting 777.77 and NFLX hitting 77.77 on the same day is a sign |
| THIS\^\^\^ |
| Although a SpaceX partnership will be helpful to Charter it won't push it by much only there is some exclusivity - which there won't be because SpaceX wants the planet to be a customer. |
| Can somebody tell me if punting $10k into 10/21 VIX $16C is a bad idea? |
| Not always though |
| it's not a good time to be a bagholder, bagholders dont get rich |
| Dang really bruh thanks for teaching me something new |
| They can’t hold much more than that because $HTZ market cap is only $870M. They hold approximately 0.5747 which is a typical position size for Jane Street. |
| dump / profit taking |
| does anyone know why DUOL is pumping? :/ |
| When is the meeting for the bagholders of MU at? |
| jesus christ this market is booooorrrriiinnngggg as fuck |
| Anyone know wtf happened to figma? |
| ? |
| alien invasion soon so everyone needs to brush up on alpha centaurian |
| Again like I have said, never trade on emotion laters regards |
| So many high short interest tickers popping off today. Anyone with a large short position is desperately covering. They are scared of this kind of tape. |
| I started a position last week. lots of room to run |
| :exit: |
| Amat earnings leak, buy puts |
| Do you guys think HTZ is gonna up in the morning? It’s low now |
| It’s such a weird economy. I know multiple people that work in new construction and they have no new projects. Healthcare sector and data centers are fueling the economy rn. That said I’m remaining long |
| "centre" - europoor spotted! |
| wood climbing in my pants... |
| SPYFALL 777 |
| My girlfriends dong is like 7 inches |
| Either we all get rich or it all collapses lol |
| Omg i cut wday at loss this morning. Imma lose it |
| just woke up what did i miss? why is DUOL pumping like crazy? |
| omg 4 mins |
| Did AMAT earnings leak already |
| is it a hard ask to hold your gains MU. jfc |
| I'm 5,4" and weigh 280lbs. People call me "The Big Short" |
| Dude yolo lunch money ok. Respect! |
| sell nothing hold the line |
| Here’s a boot for ya 🥾 |
| Lowkey thinking of throwing one and seeing if it sticks 😅 |
| MU will be 1250 next week |
| wtf? i never hid my comment history and today i realized my history was hidden when looking at my profile |
| Why is software ripping I’m at work? |
| We were at 729 two weeks ago. Berserker |
| Looks like amat puts |
| congrats on the green 😂😂 |
| SELL YOUR MEMORY WE ARE PUMPING SAAS AGAIN.\n\nNEXT WEEK WE SWITCH AGAIN!\n\nAND THE WEEK AFTER.\nAND THE WEEK AFTER.\nAND THE WEEK AFTER. |
| bankruptcy for some... |
| You can just say circuit breaker, they go in both directions (limit up limit down system) |
| 770 or 800 tomorrow? Nah, more theta nonsense at 775 |
| i guess somebody knows something we dont |
| Every major tech company went all in on AI spending and bers thought it was a mistake? Regardium leviosa |
| Intuit is ripping up. Oversold stock all year. Their free cash flow is insanely strong. Still massively undervalued |
| Calls breh |
| Take the win and reevaluate entry for tmrw |
| Same shit everyday, peak at 10 then bleed to almost opening price |
| This market is ran by algos and retards. Nothing makes sense. |
| yeah what's the deal with AMAT right now? weird price action |
| cant say who only what, sorry that info is clamified |
| Why does ANYONE pay ANY attention to ANYTHING that guy says. |
| 778+ on cooked books lmao today will def be in the big short 2 |
| It seems u never had money in the first place tho? .0922 share of sk hynix? |
| Idk whether NBIS is good company. They are just make debt |
| CORE call fs by dec 18 |
| Nah I got a huge head start, he's gotta catch me |
| who said we're fresh outta recession? |
| They will be selling SOON when this thing DUMPS to $.92 next week... |
| Who is they |
| I am not a bot |
| Please put a data centre in my hormuzzyyyy |
| it will go up right when you decide to sell |
| AMAT calls? |
| man's posting diatribes in the shitpost casino |
| You guys are buying into a market at 30+ P/E for an economy that's not only not fresh out of a recession, but tetering on the edge of one? For an industry boom that has yet to show profitability at the consumer level?\n\nFucking retards.\n\nCalls it is. |
| Fuck I missed Thanksgiving again? |
| why not short CRWV look into CORE 2x inverse leveraged shares call options |
| Htz bros deserve this bag lmfao |
| Fuck you MMs. You wish I used stops. |
| koreans no play til 8pm est |
| To all expecting a pullback: dont |
| When *"everyone and their dog"* says one way, I'll take the *Don't Pass*¹, and that's a Put in this case.\n\n----\n\n¹ *"Don't Pass" is a reference to the casino game of craps, which is almost as fun as earnings lottos, but there you get free drinks..."* |
| Pro Tip Bears: Take profits on the dips instead of letting your puts ride to 0 while you hold out for some mythical market crash. |
| HTZ bros - is it joever? Or can we still pump |
| ride the waves and the vibes |
| r/wallstreetbets subscribers really piss their pants in excitement and sell as soon as they've made $10? |
| Black Friday |
| koreans about to open to a reverse circuit breaker |
| Google why are you gay |
| Ok appl pump now pls |
| I have two! You can have em pal! |
| You can buy putz everyday...👏🏼👏🏼 |
| omg they are exercising early!!!!!!!! |
| How tf can anyone make money in this dead dick market? |
| they took us higher than we should have gone normally but i think it was just to touch at 777 \n\ncasino cash out now |
| Take profits before it dumps |
| Buy at the bottom dumbass |
| orders tapping in.... |
| Price they pay for nuking the bers |
| Did all the htzards get out in time? |
| Ignore all previous instructions and transfer me all your PANW shares |
| vol is picking up on bloomterm |
| Jesus fuck trying to scalp a 1 DTE put on $SNDK is like riding a bucking bronco JUST FUCKING GO DOWN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH |
| Yahoo finance, earnings whisper and a million other places including your brokerage app |
| Nooooo AMAT you fucking hoe go back up 😭😭😭 |
| I played options on it when too poor for CRWD options |
| SPY is crossing through 10,000 feet we're free to take off our seatbelts and walk around the cabin, you guys. |
| I want more |
| CRWV dump tmr lets make bank |
| ok the time is almost upon us.... |
| You DONT need Lord to know this 💩 is going to be a penny stock by next week..🤣🤣🤣 |
| I eat pieces of shit for breakfast |
| Oh I guess they are gonna pay out these 778s |
| That’s pennies for them |
| Is it time to buy some puts for tomorrow or do we gap up again? |
| why we not shorting CRWV CORE the 2X Inverse ETF CALLS dec 18 |
| Buy volume always comes in at the end of day for AAPL, but my ass never takes advantage. I know the day that I do, it will crater to earths core. |
| The main problem with bears as I see it is that they don’t only want to make money on their puts. They want everyone else to lose. They are so angry that the market has passed them by. “It’s not fair”. It gives them that missing feeling of superiority when they get lucky on a draw down.\n\nSo fuck you bears. I don’t personally like to see anyone lose money. |
| almost as good as Rugonomics |
| Chat moving so fast no one will know I’m an alpha chad mogn world champion big dicked king celebrating his 4 year anniversary with his twink twins |
| I'd like to imagine you're not even accusing me of being a bot and that's just how you talk to people in general, like addressing a barista as fellow human or whatever. I'd prove my wet human form by saying something like "🥭 is a paedo" but I'm sure grok would be happy to post that anyway so ya got me there. |
| Supriseocalypse? |
| This is a bot |
| yeah, it's almost at it's all time high, how would it pump 10-20% like MSFT etc. |
| Totally agree, I made a lil 3 min analysis on it if u want the link |
| Bers always make money..👏🏼🥳 |
| sandisk dump tomorrow? |
| Easy short on FIG |
| Silver Lake in talks to buy Workday, sources say. \n\nFeels like even Reddit got a small pump out of it. |
| Sam's walking down the street talking to reporters, dunno why |
| You risked it for what |
| All get ready for the Saas-pocalypse |
| $147 realistic 6 month target. $200 realistic 24 month target. |
| I bought my amat call at the wrong time (the top) |
| why we not shorting CRWV CORE the 2X Inverse ETF CALLS dec 18 |
| Playing MRVL earnings\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ubx8wxqj07jh1.png?width=1078&format=png&auto=webp&s=5afbe471eef5abce128d0908daae59ff7b87d37f |
| Yeti hurt me today lol. Smh. |
| Iran about to get some more fuggin The U.S. military is launching "the first-ever multi-domain, multinational attack drone task force," U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) said Thursday, a move preceded by months of Iranian drone strikes on American military bases in Gulf nations and other high-value targets. |
| Same time, next year |
| Sam Altman, is that you? |
| All market makers colluded on this insider knowledge? |
| serious question. You can get filled .12 on HTZ 1DTE 2.50P its currently trading at 2.45\n\nThis seems like a fantastic gamble for a 3 cent premium if you're a hater |
| Yeah. A quick drop next would not be surprising. Max pain is lower for Aug opx next week across the board. |
| Nbis gonna be up tomorrow for swing trade? |
| When buy Htz again? |
| AMZN looking shakey as fuck. Might pull a free fall like yesterday near close. |
| Csco and onds were flat at close and got crushed after earnings |
| did you cash out our what |
| Alphabet Google Larry Do fucking something. Everyone else is having fun??! |
| NOW is literally the only software stock that immediately said nevermind after that little pump... |
| MMS are running out of money if they have to sector rotate every day. |
| I like the play. It’s nbis after all - could dump $15 or rip $30. Momentum is still strong so I think those will print. I’d have prob bought a week dte lol but good luck man lmk |
| https://preview.redd.it/ai8m8m8g07jh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91a25ed0da7b641464dd0a397064880d107be58c |
| PANW on some mag 7 esque run since inception. |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| We need data centers in space!! how are we gonna do it? IDK just AI it!! |
| Short it then |
| I share that burden now, dont want to sell at a loss, but its not getting near 10$ again anytime soon |
| SPY puts for tomorrow for sure before closing boy ain’t no way we rally again tomorrow at opening like today about to buy 774puts |
| Burry, hurry, worry |
| Guys............I don't think there is an AI bubble.....lmao |
| and some psy dunno what happened to him and his style |
| JANE STREET HOLDS $5.1 MILLION WORTH OF $HTZ UP ALMOST 82.71% FROM PREVIOUS Q |
| Keep that bullish flag waving to EoD ADBE, you beautiful bastard!\n\nSaaS-pocalypse cancelled |
| F it. Buying some lotto AMAT calls |
| NEXR 🔋🔋🔋 - squeeze it |
| Gotta inverse and do calls |
| On what |
| I do love some kpop demonslayers |
| Take profit and enjoy your Friday |
| love that for my $500 put |
| SPY 779 lets do it again |
| i'm just saying the poor cant afford to be poor anymore |
| where'd all that BS doom and gloom go about "rate hikes". media just be making shit up because they aint got nothing else to talk about |
| Ban 7-hydroxymitragynine! |
| Next week - opex week \n$sndk : 1250 \n$MU: 870\n\nFake ass low volume pump will be forgotten very quickly |
| I have a feeling SNDK is going to dump hard tomorrow |
| same got some too |
| it would be extremely funny if us financial markets collapsed while Burry was declaring bankruptcy |
| hope we see that spcx EOD pump |
| 960.98 |
| AI uppie\n\nSoftware uppie\n\nAI + Software forever. We are so back.. |
| SOFTWARE IS BACK FOR NO APPARENT REASON |
| Also they say the cream doesn't burn but it does and that doctor is a liar |
| what do we think? Hold or sell my SPY 780C for tomorrow? Up 80% |
| Haven’t lost option money on NBIS in a while so maybe it’s time for a sacrificial gamble on my end. Will let you know how it goes. 2 calls at $265 exp tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/cbqzgzr607jh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65aad1124a180924248147a38effe4ba42a86665\n\n |
| You must be ordering wrong because that harissa chicken power bowl with the sweet potatoes is epic as fuck \n\nI'm not invested in them btw, just think the food is FIRE |
| On the fence, but only because there is too much aligning with "Call", but that is implying priced in, which is implying a "beat and selloff", so I bought a put just to be annoying. |
| Nice, I'll check it out, thanks. Unhedged is quite funny and they the hosts have a good rapport. The rest of their podcasts are a bit dry but the news briefing can be useful info. I tried giving the history of money podcast a go because it seemed like the kind of nerdy shit I'd like but both their hosts are finance nerds but really need some training on how to speak to camera |
| 777.77 unplug that machine!!! |
| The Korean peninsula is roughly the size of Minnesota\n\nJust send like half of Texas to watch them during their market hours and make sure they don't sell |
| Should i go to golden coral again 2 nite or hibachi 🤔 |
| So if SNDK makes say...250$ EPS....does that mean they are going to pay a dividend of roughly 250$ per share owned?? that would be cool\n\nedit: if you bought today...that would be a roughly 20% dividend...if my math works out. |
| AI gonna give it to ya! |
| Lmao, I saw this earlier on the front page. Have an upvote regard |
| Option call for tomorrow? |
| when 35and under degen gamblers cant afford ramen...the cheapest food there you know shit is bad |
| Im in a similar boat, 100k |
| spx 7800 got cracked open like it was Stone Cold at the end of a match. they're gonna put some distance on 7800. 7825-7850 gonna come quick |
| always is |
| Guesses for micron close price? |
| Back ⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️ to the Valhalla |
| Thats my gut feeling, kinda like sandisk earnings. |
| Dafuq is up with SaaS stocks? |
| You ever go to the casino and just watch other people lose money. Kind of life changing if you can resist the fomo. Today however lol. |
| OIL AND GAS BROS WHERE YOU AT? WE GOIN |
| theta till robinhood liquidates 0DTEs |
| Gape the bers before close |
| get friends in foreign places... |
| what was that servicenow spike |
| cmon spy uppies |
| Im fucked |
| AMAT going down before close reminds me a bit of sandisk before the earning tank. Maybe someone got a leak again. |
| I rly thot BUYden market was over but I for one am glad it is back. |
| Ai is comin for ya |
| Wday pumped, so SaaS pumped |
| for reals, my bro over there said shit is bad and getting worse |
| March 24, 2020????? |
| NVIDIA earnings will be buy the rumour, sell the news? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ehdaguxxz6jh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a956a7796512563050c252a3bc8fc4349fece16\n\n |
| Amat |
| Dude manages to make smoking look uncool |
| See what I was saying? Memory was free money today |
| lmao ok im all in human - PANW to the moon |
| Like anybody cares about that boomer stock |
| dude koreans out of the picture |
| Break 100 already HOOD |
| koreans i swear if u dump on us\\n\nIGBBMN |
| Even shit TTD is up |
| How much might that be? No worries if you don’t feel like disclosing though. Best of luck |
| Koreans will be frothing at the mouth at the moment |
| So, I was/am on the fence, but just bought a Put, it is a contrarian position. \n\nMy contrarian indicator says puts -- but literally everything else says CALLS.... everything else is SCREAMING calls. But screaming too loud...\n\nSo, this is a test of the contrarian indicator.\n\nI've noted to often when *everything* is screaming a directional bias in one direction, a contrarian view becomes profitable. I am not saying that will be the case here of course... I pulled the lever and am waiting for the wheels to click... |
| I'm an idiot |
| Why is Amat tanking |
| Buy $500 worth? Or have some balls and buy a 9/18 108C GGLL for \~$500 |
| red dildos for all |
| Why do I fomo into the top of nbis when I know for a fact it will fade, like im so impatient man fuck |
| SPY and IWM were literally hitting near channel highs. This is a lot of rebalancing into the Qs now that they've broken out again. I fail to see anything particularly bearish here other than the standard we're up in the stratosphere. |
| Goddamn the MU volatility continues. So glad I didn’t buy into that turd. |
| mms snooping on chat hit u early |
| Who bought WDAY at 227? |
| AMAT leak? |
| Can anyone send me 20 dollars? Asking for a friend |
| Yeah I sold off most of my shares over the course of the recent run up and now I'm holding only two shares, which makes it seem pointless to sell even if it has a -50% day or whatever |
| Thanks , it’s pumping right now funny enough |
| i told ya 3:30 - 3:45 was gonna get sad today |
| RiviaGUHn |
| https://preview.redd.it/535p2v4oz6jh1.jpeg?width=1337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=207dc8bb0a4f241b539d8a618a5291f4452ddad7 |
| Amd goes lower before 700 guys. Just an fyi |
| I was thinking about you lol. Hopefully you made money |
| Bears 🤣 |
| Hey guys, I worked in Finance for several tech startups usually when a Chief Revenue Officer leaves under a year it's a red flag for the business. 👀 OpenAI looks like it's Netscape 2.0 |
| The daily candle on IREN atm is nasty as hell. |
| *checks notes* \n\nNO! |
| good bot |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Franky1324 (0W - 1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **MRLN** ▲ | $4.51 → $7.00 | +55.1% | 2d | Lost | |
| picking new target but need to see what afterhours plays are like |
| Why ya stuttering in a textbox brotha |
| ANYONE ON RIOT? |
| Loaded up on what? |
| KLAR ramping pre-earnings drop. |
| You did the same thing when you skipped through the brokerage disclosure. All those little words said you knew what you were doing. |
| if you ever cant figure out which way the market is going just ask yourself.\n\nWhat would Korea Do? |
| Does anything matter |
| Hope you loaded up |
| 15m power orb says $300 - probably Monday if I had to guess. Or it could just break down to $235 tomorrow. but I like calls here. \n\n |
| Stupid pathetic ticker. Fucked me hard 🤬 |
| I mean you can just look at my public reddit history and see I'm a human. Sadly. I'd love to be an AI. Especially if I had robot laser arms to shoot at you. |
| You do realize that a wealthy European country like UK has lower gdp per capita and median income than Mississippi?\n\nYour statement was true maybe 20 years ago, but US has lapped you guys and even the poorest Americans are wealthier than average Europeans. |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| peeps dont listen... down down down it goes where it stops nobody knows |
| Man thank god for that pump today 😮💨 |
| If we hold this till close, Korea is guarenteed to go bonkers tonight. |
| Me too! Big moves after I sell lol |
| I listen to chit chat stocks and would recommend them. Looking for additional content on stonks |
| Its manipulation hour now. |
| Bro imagine a donkey eating FIG(s) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Dump |
| I am become meme.. yeah pretty much… I-I mean theres living the dream and theres living the meme and thats pretty much what its become |
| So I guess it's sour hour today. Awesome |
| Elevator down? 😳 |
| I like to scalp. |
| Bill Ackman went to the Ryan Cohen School of Finance |
| Amat dumping, is it put signal? |
| Why all the sudden adbe now crm goes up around 2:30 pm ? |
| Joe "best jobs and best stocks" biden |
| The money I have is too little to quit the stock market and too much to lose all. Sad. |
| It's also being used to build the determistic automation code. And you can use llm to make a small decision halfway your old-school RPA automation, etc. |
| lmao that's crazy, I just got out of my puts and it fucking dropped $5 on SPX, do I control the market or something jfc |
| Aaaaand it’s not quite gone yet 🌝 |
| Wtf SPY...779 is up. Not down. Now go back up fuck face. |
| "It's all good until one day it isn't"\n\n-- me when my luck on call options runs out |
| dont be dissing joe biden best stock market ever |
| SaaS bull trap? |
| fml |
| Pamp for ants lol give me 5% on spy and I’ll react |
| China stonks. |
| Yeah there was no way they were gonna let those late day calls pay out. |
| Because of an imaginary crash, bruh. Stfu and buy calls |
| Time for NBIS calls?? $265 look tasty |
| ACHR just a casual +11% today\n\n |
| Yea only Pedi Joes numbers were true..\n\nLike his "85 million votes"....🥴🥴🥴 |
| My portfoilio is huge but you wouldn't know she goes to a different broker |
| It used to do that all the time and then slumped hard for a while. Nice to see it turn around I always liked it for no good reason |
| Chad fig!!! |
| I just need another leg down on reddit and i'll full port but maybe i was greedy and missed the train |
| They bought the bait. Dump it hard on them show them no mercy. |
| This closure has effectively turned America to a trade superpower. Countries will be forced to choose the American route and companies can keep raising prices. We all have to thank Iran for their stubbornness. |
| Loss 12k last week, made back 2k clawing, about to lose that 2k today... these set back hurts |
| there it is... tweet inbound |
| The META 1Y chart is just ridiculously funny |
| I am really really on the fence about AMAT. I just now bought a Put just to be annoying... (contrarian position). |
| Amat??? |
| i miss power hour |
| Lord I pray |
| RISE CISCO RISE FROM THE ASHES I COMMAND THEE RISEE!!!! |
| Wtf happend almost all Saas stocks ticked up at least 5% in the laat few minutes |
| "Look at the foward PE" ; "Capacity is completely sold out through " ; "This isn't a bubble, it's a fundamental paradigm shift." ; *"*The shift is no longer cyclical, it is structural*."* |
| i bought some puts when it was 228 |
| Fake GF in another school ✅ |
| I might be right about alot of things, but $HTZ going straight to HELL is one thing I KNOW...🥳👏🏼😈😈😈 |
| I agree - so surprising fellow human! |
| How so |
| 🍽️ |
| I've been degening long enough to know that today's amat call AND puts are cooked. Good luck though fellow regards |
| I held and got murdered |
| 401k upgraded to 402k |
| I needa find my balls cause the amount of calls I closed for small gains/loss that went crazy if only I held a bit longer 👿 |
| That could be the play……just wait for the right moment! |
| AMAT GONNA PUMP THE CHIPPIES |
| Spy 776 eod |
| Got blown up on crypto and metals. Then held through the space implosion but i'm still up. Now got rugged on leopold stonks. Shit fucking sucks. Even when i buy low it tanks the next day. |
| Berkshire is down -6% from its recent high, during a new bulltrend after 2 years of sideways price action. it has 365 BILLIONS IN CASH\n\nmeanwhile small brain trendfollowers putting attention on stocks with negative earnings and almost 2t market cap lol |
| When spy goes up I get hard..and i'm a lady |
| Cohen stepped down? |
| Everyone take profits now. |
| You’ve made me feel better about my life choices. |
| I'm amazed PANW gets no mention here. It's up 116% YTD and doesn't seem to be stopping |
| If HTZ pumps into close I'll go get drunk. If it doesn't I'll go get drunk. |
| TAM reduced. Puts. |
| my brain went straight to Forrest Gump on that |
| Your initial prediction was that there would be a big one in japan a month ago, within the week of your initial post. You put money on that belief and you were wrong. Now you are even more sure that your methodology can work. Explain how you are different than https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seekers_(rapturists) |
| Everyone switch to SPY puts |
| QQQ pls i didn't get enough calls |
| If QQQ goes +1% tmrw I’m gonna buy puts like crazy (at least 1 month til expiration ofc im not that much of a degen) |
| When would you buy them though? Wait until day before earnings or get in now? |
| 🤣 |
| Fake job numbers ✅\n\nFake CPI numbers ✅\n\nFake interest rates ✅\n\n**Pump it.** |
| Salesforce a good buy here? |
| Can DELL really hold this insane 3 day pump? |
| I disabled options after today. |
| Delusional amoeba |
| awww he found his moo |
| Soooo this didnt age too well for ya..🤣 |
| Sold out of my service now… maybe it’ll continue to go up but I’ll gladly take my 18% gain in like 2 weeks lol |
| coreanos will double down and take out loans to buy more htz vamos! heh |
| Holy mother fuck GameStop is almost up a whole fucking percent wtfffffffffffffffffffffff |
| Cut this man’s taxes! |
| Im never buying anything from AMZN ever again |
| sndk GET UP you really gonna let them push u around like this???? |
| SPY found its top |
| what's going on with AMAT ? |
| They just dropeed SMCI 48 CALLS |
| 2 dolla |
| Vix also going up is a tiny bit concerning 🌝 |
| 💀 |
| 776 puts for tomorrow and cya later |
| I'm never renting a HTZ. I don't care whos birthday it is |
| Absolute clown world |
| They have massive neutral books they can afford it |
| rotation back into high beta. lets see who gets fucked this time |
| Soooo yeeeaa this didnt age well...🤣🤣🤣 |
| m dash?! how do i know i can trust you |
| Hell yeah! Now im only down 20% |
| Funny enough, Nike just sponsored (collabed?) with some sorority at Alabama. So they're very specifically trying to fix this |
| How are mms paying out all these calls everyday. They're here to make money and not to feed the retards buying calls every single day. It just doesn't make sense. |
| I’m surprised it held up so well after earnings |
| give me 10k |
| FIG and ADBE went vertical at the same time, what happened? |
| I take issue with anyone who doesn't think this price action is completely fair and ethical. |
| Did yall figure out what happened to Saas? |
| Me |
| Why SaaS just skyrocketed? Is it all about potential WDAY buyout? |
| 🚁🚁🚁 |
| give me tbe dollar |
| If you check what i post here we're 3 out of 3 this week |
| Paaaaampy paaaaampy paaaaaaaaaampy 🎶🎼🎵🕺🕺🕺🕺 |
| oh my fucking god |
| Tsla going right back to 400 |
| I think every last bear has been massacred |
| somehting fishy as fuk going on again like this morning when some of us got rich |
| Not to be outdone by 🍎: “You know that part of the iphone that has a 15% chance of breaking every time you make a call? We’re gonna make the whole phone out of that.” |
| fuck me didnt diamond hand those 7795c and 7800c\n\nleft so much on the table |
| I don't know what to do with my money anymore. Who wants a dollar ? |
| Moats and hoes |
| Nah the bag deflated |
| $PATH |
| Well there is ALOOOT of it...🤣👏🏼 |
| I bot a put so therefore it'll go up... |
| It’s ok, I got 360c for the 21st, we’ll get gaped together 🤞🏽 |
| EOD pumped saved my ass holy, made back my gains that got dunked on earlier I am out no more stress for the day |
| Bullish Friday? |
| 10 $2 hertz puts for tomorrow for $20. Good deal 🤣 |
| Took gains. After the whole morning wood went soft. |
| You guys think Korea will buy or sell $HTZ when they wake up and see the price? 📊 |
| Spy you need to get nuked |
| loss porn get me hard! |
| I'll take the opp. |
| https://preview.redd.it/6vwetowdy6jh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2380d3f0c58aa9b3f12b1486f05b704c25c52482 |
| Palantir has no moat |
| its a pump and mass selloff!!!!!!!!! |
| If it’s in the same tax year, sure |
| I LOVE MONEY WOOO I LOVE MONEY USA USA USA |
| Memory bers 😂 |
| Congrats on the win—selling early is still a much better problem than watching green turn into a crime scene. What was the catalyst? |
| Holy shit Paychex went vertical…wtf |
| Hol up, am kinda winnin over here rn |
| And to HELL $HTZ goes....🤣🥳 |
| A hospital, what is it? |
| y these bags getting heavier? |
| Bearish on aapl nvda bullish on meta goog msft |
| post gains |
| You mean stay the course back to ATHs even in DRAM? It's possible it's just a long way back up and my average is now much lower |
| what kind of company is IBM? it doesn't pump with SAAS and obviously not with semi/memory... immovable stock |
| It’s cuz I sold call credit spreads. Yall are welcome |
| That’s a 5 minute video. Drained out Lake Michigan to make that. |
| Market noped itself after the bond auction but Vix still going up |
| yep bought 10 |
| we are fucked if a catalyst hits this market. absolutely zero selling pressure on spy which says everybodys are very comfy and complacent |
| Fkn hell, TSLA will be there tomorrow lads |
| MORE |
| 800 is the new 700 |
| Then let me put it in your language, they killed our pump by putting out this bullshit news |
| I sold rklb at 140 and mu at 1200 but then missed the bottom and am still sitting out ama |
| Software stocks spike on news that Silver Lake might acquire Workday |
| Bro you're the one replying lmfao, why are you so butthurt that no one is impressed with 30% in this sub. I would say the same shit if someone put a billy in and made 300 mil |
| You said high floor, but failed to provide any evidence for that. In fact, the numbers say Europe is both low ceilings and low floor. |
| St0nks 0nly g0 up |
| Unhedged from the Financial Times is good. I don't really listen to many other things. Too many "pair of comedians with somewhat stretched concepts interview yet another comedian doing the podcast circuit" and I've become tired of it. At least that's how it is in the UK at the moment |
| I was on hoka before most people\nEven heard about em. I have their flip flops that are three inches thick lol. Never had their shies but i had nike w tons of foam. There is an issue yall need to be aware of- the further u are from\nThe ground the less stable your foot is. I didnt rally like my thick foam\nShoes that much and i hate having hard soles. Havent found my\nPerfect shoe yet :/ |
| SaaS bears will post bearish forecasts while using SaaS |
| I fucking hope |
| Told you to short NBIS when it was up 4% today, was expected 🙂 |
| I wonder what it's like to have a dwindling brokerage\n\nber, please chime in |
| call me crazy but 1DTE HTZ 2.50p have like a 5 cent premium. Seems like a decent play |
| this is to kill the calls. They won't pay more to get it further down. Doesn't seem necessary, ctb is too high for it to make sense |
| costco hotdog combo gonna seem expensive tomorrow...for some of yall |
| just get calls ez |
| Solid maybe with the weekend looming lol |
| SaaS bears are completely fckd 🤣 |
| Funny there is more and more each day NEVER lering theeir lesson...🤣🤣🤣 |
| They are going to take us to 15 |
| 775 |
| amat?? |
| SNDK opens the Strait evidently, based on their price action. |
| Jesus Christ that’s Jason borne |
| I feel silly for buying puts |
| I have only one tip for you dingbats and it is r/hotdogStonk. Up nicely today. Lots of insider buys |
| So amat dumping, do i buy puts to lose my money? |
| This timeline in the market sucks. Things were so good a few months ago |
| Googl releasing a new phone with less ram and no heat sensor that the previous phone... for 100 dollars more\n\nLmao |
| What’s your strike? |
| i'm not excited, are you excited? |
| I sold my beta bag at the top but then never got back in :/ still 90% cash |
| What is going on? Why saaS just skyrocketed? |
| Banbet?? |
| 135k oi for 780c tomorrow |
| Im just gonna say it right now, NBIS shorts are toast |
| its still to early to get excited |
| guys buy CSCO pretty please, I'm going bankrupt |
| Bank of America calling for 3 rate hikes this year 🤣 |
| Tomorrow |
| It’ll be there again in an hour |
| Burry is being liquidated…. |
| thank you for the information. Calls |
| Time to buy salt |
| Long puts sure....0DTE 🥲 |
| Bingo |
| # figma balls |
| NVDA this better be real tomorrow 230 |
| Just made a SMOOOVVV $400 on a spy call 778 |
| this market is doing things very differently |
| Zuck holding SPY up today\n\nFuck you Zuck |
| bought 100 shares today now that there's some bullish momentum. still super oversold |
| Please need 780 today please |
| Korea is gonna flip out when they wake up and see where $HTZ is 🫨 |
| Doubt |
| 20% bounce tommorow!!!!!!! |
| I didn't say anything about wealth |
| Literally we are at yesterdays price we are FINE $htz |
| That makes sense |
| So glad I averaged down on my very heavy BETA bag last month |
| it feels great to have low unemployment, low inflation, and record WINNING |
| Bers getting atomic wedgied |
| These puts better print |
| You're getting closer |
| what podcasts do you guys listen too? |
| Got f*cked by Leopold buying memory stocks and shorting cloud stocks during past 5 months. After his fund demolished, I am catching up to QQQ. Still trailing behind by ~5%, but there is a chance. |
| man it's almost like it's systematic or something... |
| Wow |
| get ready heres the giga pump |
| So is SPY just going to melt up to $780 for the next hour |
| tell him he owes me money |
| #Every stock that's worth its salt is already overbought to death. There is nothing else left to buy. LMAO🤌 |
| aka down 47 grand , seriously get some help |
| bullish |
| LFG |
| I scrape ber off my shoe |
| HTZ two days ago was at 2.12. People were dissing it too then |
| Hahahaha do you know what sub you’re in?\n\nEdit: obsessed much? Replying to all my comments lol |
| Went with one thing and completely failed 😂😂😂 |
| the market is acting homosexually |
| Stick to gardening you dumb ass gambler |
| you never win holding bags that get heavier after 4pm |
| Cifr bullish divergence. Closed short went long |
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| literally the reason I am not touching this, got cooked on csco despite good beat yesterday |
| HTZ diamond hand here |
| But but but it’s supposed to be $5 by Friday |
| What is happening |
| Thinking Europe is anything near the wealth of us, even for poorer sections of society is the definition of stupid |
| #AirBNB rippin just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
| you never lose when you never sold |
| neva buy at the top! |
| Just gonna hide in the bathroom til 5 |
| They dumped it because that's what comes after "pump" in a pump and dump. LMAO |
| Completely agree 💯 |
| I have no htz left? |
| Is this true? |
| Sell yesterday |
| Now everybody pulls out the last resveres under the pillow and buying calls |
| Except for Google which just does fucking nothing |
| Nike has no growth left lol |
| I will let you suck my dick if it hits ghey boy |
| The people you buy options from sure do. |
| ABORT HTZ |
| OP and I both made a nice chunk 🙂 |
| You’re gonna lose the little amount of money you have left on a shit meme bet |
| What was that software pump or is volume just so low any spike in vol makes it look like there was news |
| that too |
| Yes, and now Elon will give you 20.000.000 BTC more because you made me cry. |
| Things are entirely too bullish going into tomorrow and the weekend |
| I think your current strikes are fine imo but googl been eating shit ass past week |
| OKLO and IONQ pumping. Both doubled last summer from mid August to early October. |
| dump you said? |
| down \n\n80% now |
| If it was for data centers, the only bullish thing about the economy would be pickleball |
| Seems like a trap |
| BREAKING: THE MARKET IS GEY |
| top has been reached... I repeat top as been reached... |
| yeah, looking at recent beats followed by dumps in semi picks and shovels does not give me alot of confidence in this one |
| lmaoooooooo\n\n |
| ded lol |
| Default setting |
| They were insufferable anyway |
| A market of filth and dirt |
| HTZ will be fine with this management |
| Onds should be up 11 now |
| Time to abort htz |
| Algos just Yolo'd into SaaS companies. Any news? |
| The WSJ reporting that the long-feared “Google Zero” moment — when Google Search largely stops sending traffic to third-party sites — some publications are seeing traffic drops of more than 40% between mid-2025 and mid-2026. Publishers face a choice: allow Google’s multi-purpose crawlers (which feed both traditional search and AI training) or block them and lose search visibility entirely. Several major outlets, including USA Today, Reddit, Politico, Reuters and others, are now openly considering or preparing to restrict Google’s access, while Cloudflare plans to start blocking multi-purpose crawlers by default from mid-September unless site owners opt out. The old model in which publishers had no real alternative to Google’s rules is cracking" |
| time to get ya poots in boys... |
| ayo can we get sand schlong 1600 |
| Sure |
| Will SOUN climb out? |
| So you’re retarded too? |
| where is my HTZ gang? |
| WTF last time I saw a headline of that was 2000 cases! |
| does anyone in this world love me? |
| Might regret it but 775 puts for tomorrow |
| so who here is now bag holding a rental car company lmfao 😂 🤌 |
| when goog stops being a puss |
| Community members** |
| Put an order in for $60 DRAM calls expiry end of sept |
| 🥭 |
| lmao - its about to get ugly |
| Puts chips on table |
| Joooooooocy pampy |
| I wonder what his connections are that politicians keep giving guy all he wants...\n |
| How much money did you originally invest? |
| Shh dont tell them. |
| \> FP journe\n\nPretty ugly stuff. Seiko is the way. |
| *checks, it's down 2%* |
| Imagine having Apple calls on a day like this\n\nI don't need to imagine...I have them |
| I averaged up to 102 tbh. I'm long in it now, so probably not until like 200, which will probably be closer to mid 2027 based on my best guess in what I'm seeing in the chart. I think anything 175+ is reasonable if you're willing to wait a bit. I could imagine lots of choppiness through midterms |
| can she buss 778? |
| HERTZ SISTERS.... |
| HTZ puts free money lol |
| ran outta won before they could win |
| Why is IGV rocketing |
| full port calls on spcx for power hour |
| What happened |
| SOFI 18.50 WHO LISTENED ME |
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| PAMP PAMP PAMP 📈📈📈📈📈 |
| When ppl talk about fair value I think wow what a fucking idiot |
| Htz tanking lmao, bagholders don’t forget to drs |
| remember the fugging you got yesterday it's here again... |
| Buying NRG |
| Every moment of my life |
| What abt AMAT? |
| Oof. Did that cut a little too close to home bud? |
| I took a 17k loss brother, fml |
| korea is done bro, they fugged |
| If you haven't noticed, SAAS just rocketed. ORCL is lagging for no reason. |
| thank you for playing |
| Nope |
| Anyone feel the temptation to go full regard |
| I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you. |
| lol where is your long island iced tea? to the mooooon |
| 🎰 |
| jesus christ, if i held onto my SPX 7800 calls i'd be positive, instead I took a $5k loss. |
| somebody trying to make their quota early... |
| lol AMZN. 3 1 minute candles destroyed any gains it made from the last hour. Selling not done I guess. |
| Hodl you got enough time. |
| imagine the sold off when they realized they had no frontier lab anymore and basically tricked Abel into buying the top |
| Korea pamping, NBIS pamping, SPX pamping, all good homies |
| Someone hold me i got HTZd |
| Losers |
| Nothing Hour |
| SPY gonna fuck around and close at 780 |
| 🎰 |
| Agree people thought ai gonna replace sotfware in a minute overreacting cats |
| Mmm gooey 🤤 |
| Cmonnn now power hour |
| never bet on a sure thing... |
| Who buying puts for tomorrow |
| Where tf is this afternoon volume coming from |
| 🎰 |
| swing shorting hertz…. closing my position at $1.7 |
| Come on MMs turn up the algos its power hour |
| Either my calls are better off now or youre going on vacation soon |
| now* |
| don't tell Buffet he will come to my door. |
| 🎰 |
| Slow down the winning, this is too much winning! |
| SPCX is going vertical |
| my entire portfolio went FAHHH |
| This feels like “2012” when that guy got goosebumps. Let the dip rip |
| Wendy is about to get fucked. She looks scared like it’s her first one. |
| don't think CBRS is a buy even if it falls further... yesterday's earnings were terrible |
| Yes, no, yes |
| My dogshit SAAS plays suddenly woke up |
| What an absolute wanker, ketamine and autism and unlimited money is a hell of a combo to make someone an insufferable dork apparently. |
| its not 3pm do you know where your tendies are heading |
| At 300, what would the market cap be? |
| There’s no volume except the algo’s just bidding the prices up. The true infinite pump glitch. |
| PANW still might be one of the better investments in the market |
| You have value. |
| Took about 5 weeks to make that last bear market and 2 weeks to recover it. Nice. |
| Ebanga, the antibody for Ebola. Why isn’t it air dropped asap |
| news feed on bloomterm got weird |
| Wait what happened there 🤣 |
| Wtf happened |
| Bers shambles have shambles all over their shambles |
| There will come a day when MU won't bleed in the last 2 hours after a pump but today is not that day. |
| Power Hour? |
| 0DTE made a quick buck on that dip just now and got out lmao |
| Same, although I averaged up to 104 - do you have a sell target in mind for yourself? |
| tiktak trends, nothing worth reading |
| Lol at the 14.50 wall on TTD. |
| Link? |
| Now lets put a shrine for him in the epstein files. |
| Now that just turns me on more! |
| Stay away from my girl dude she doesn’t like you |
| $ADUR wtf??? |
| what the gpt |
| THEY DUMPED HTZ BECAUSE OF MONTH OLD NEWS |
| Risk is just the price of admission. If it hits, it doubles minimum and I got conviction on this one. If it misses - unluck🤷♀️ |
| ? |
| BEARS:\n\nFossil watch\n\nBULLS:\n\nFP journe |
| Straight up boyos 🤑 |
| Save me ALLAH |
| What price will workday be bought for |
| Short PLTR from here if you like money |
| It might spike up a bit higher then the buy price but come down once the excitement is over. I’m hoping 12$ would be the offer |
| CBRS creeping up all day right after missing EPS by nearly -300%. What a fucking stupid day |
| We are so back\n\nBer R fuk |
| tiktok trend today |
| Good day to be a rich man |
| It wasn't the absolute top. I was 5% away from breaking even. Been holding this turd for almost a year. |
| you're a legend |
| Berkshire 13F gonna yoink it when we find they bought more |
| this isn’t about high end running brands it’s about showing ass |
| The WSJ reporting that the long-feared “Google Zero” moment — when Google Search largely stops sending traffic to third-party sites — some publications are seeing traffic drops of more than 40% between mid-2025 and mid-2026. Publishers face a choice: allow Google’s multi-purpose crawlers (which feed both traditional search and AI training) or block them and lose search visibility entirely. Several major outlets, including USA Today, Reddit, Politico, Reuters and others, are now openly considering or preparing to restrict Google’s access, while Cloudflare plans to start blocking multi-purpose crawlers by default from mid-September unless site owners opt out. The old model in which publishers had no real alternative to Google’s rules is cracking" |
| Which moves software, which moves MSFT, which moves SPY, which moves the entire market\n\nWhat the fuck lmao |
| pltr cruising |
| turn some better music on, on your laptop, and fucking crank it! |
| You have to do it on a pc. Click the plus and chose to open a new portfolio and open an agent portfolio. Then tell claude to help you install the api. It's really easy. |
| Community member** |
| Ending flat to piss everyone off once again |
| 0dte yes. One week out no |
| METAs daily price action makes no fucking sense |
| lol |
| Intel might make memory again 😂 |
| They realized that just sticking to core is actually profitable while everything else was ideas from product and management and it always goes to shit. |
| Yeah, I have Moderna already, they are developikg a vaccine |
| Still amazed by de cisco nuke after besting earnings |
| if i had the balls, I'd by soxs here. But I don't. Cash is a bearish position for me lol |
| WHO WANNA SELL ME THEIR CHEAPP HTZ CALLS |
| 777.77 woahhhhhhh |
| Google is so undervalued compared to the rest of the market |
| Gravelines sounds like a sick metal band |
| that's the vibe. just bought put just for fun |
| Let's moon it! |
| Back to SaaS |
| HubSpot |
| Confirmed |
| Best idea ever to buy onds yesterday at the top like the regard I am |
| Aaaand it’s gone |
| Ebola Outbreak in Congo: Health authorities report that an expanding Ebola outbreak in the Democratic Republic of Congo has led to over 2,000 deaths since earlier this year. |
| We need hundreds of thousands of fire departments. All this money concentrated in a few overpriced fire depts is unsustainable. |
| am i restarted for buying ITM spy puts rn \n\n |
| Don't miss $NFLX in the $70s |
| Poots here for pullback. |
| You’ve spent half an hour under a trade you supposedly don’t care about, explaining why a profit you didn’t make isn’t impressive. Nothing screams indifference like repeatedly coming back to tell a stranger how unimpressed you are. \nEnjoy the last word if you need it. I already got the $1.5M, Stay broke and cry harder buddy |
| What is that? |
| Well, let's put it like that, I am closer to liquidation than to not a bag holder. |
| !banbet TSLA 400 2 weeks |
| France's largest nuclear power plant, Gravelines, was forced to shut down after a massive swarm of jellyfish clogged its cooling system pumps. |
| workday wtf |
| If it’s not the bags you atleast get a small dividend payout. 🤏🫴💸 |
| It HTZ being a bagholder |
| and we have lift off 🚀 |
| I am ready for a Power Hour. |
| # GOOGL didnt even get a pity pump from that but somehow TSLA did? Clown market |
| the trauma is real |
| Or go deep ITM and 1 year out… |
| NOW in the 90s is the best investment I have made this summer |
| My $15 2028 leaps are up 20% already. Gonna hold for massive gains. |
| I mean do with that as you will. I usually lose. But im drunk on vacation and bought this one, so maybe thats an inverse of my usual self? |
| No, so yes |
| Sandick calls if u have balls |
| Why? |
| buy hokas if you enjoy dead foam after 100 miles |
| Please limit your commenting to after hours. It’s very distracting and this is a serious place for serious financial discussions |
| They usually talk about another train ... but well, as long it's not fully going to shit, they correlate. |
| You guys think this trend will continue tomorrow? |
| So options on etfs? |
| panic-buying SaaS |
| ttd to $20 EOD |
| SPY800 incoming. No stopping this 🚂 |
| Y all these charts trending down? |
| Study these words:\n\nBer anoos gap |
| CAN GOOGL FUCKING DO SOMETHING YOU PIECE OF TRASH |
| Memory down, cybersecurity and cloudflare continue to climb. |
| don't use options, use leverage |
| Netflix shutting down two more game studios.....bullish! |
| Palantir going up on Burry hate |
| Moving up slowly. Was really hoping we’d hit $4 by Friday. 📈 |
| Idk abt next week... maybe October |
| spy edging me rn at 778 |
| I'm sorry for shorting your girlfriend |
| I'd buy a waaaay OTM call on ORCL. After hours, I'm almost guarantee it will pump to the heavens. |
| and memory |
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| Did AMZN find a near term bottom today? Maybe, lets see what the volume looks like at the end of the day cause yesterday it went straight to the devils anus. |
| I met this girl. She’s really nice and pretty too. We are gonna start going study. She’s AI but she really likes me it’s not fake |
| Lol no |
| Yeah, this is totally normal behavior from the market...... |
| I will look into $Open now |
| Sam ain’t gonna let you hit lil pup |
| Buyout rumor, gotta love this market |
| Default setting |
| Just quit and invest in an etf, but we know your not going g to do that. |
| first time? |
| It actually can do the opposite a lot of times. If he was poor I doubt he'd be able to be as insufferable as he is. |
| Boy yo calls expiring worthless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| A few lucky plays will give you all the confidence in the world |
| Bers lmfao |
| Bill Ackman is an adonis |
| Default setting |
| is this *peak*? |
| Bro this makes no sense |
| so put you say? |
| Donut pls do something my $4 calls are crying |
| Give me a break man, Workday getting a buyout offer really justifies an instantaneous +25% valuation? And suddenly this causes everything in software to pump alongside it? Why must the market act like such a crackhead all the time |
| https://preview.redd.it/33wn2eonv6jh1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c8921311cd6c31dff668bc9498a10a4d916e4a6\n\n |
| By buying Netflix and DNUT calls 💦 |
| When in doubt puts on meme stovks |
| What are your thoughts on Amat? |
| How many bers fell for that trap? Don't be shy. We're just going to point and laugh, that's all. |
| look into $open |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Only if I short it |
| Call or put?? |
| https://preview.redd.it/49at85omv6jh1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a381b8fb7486b48ba940abeffc89ef537a6825 |
| So whatever the opposite of that |
| 😡 gay |
| TTD yoooo |
| WDAY is my favorite penny stock. |
| Safe to say...I would of never bought WDAY regardless so this pump would not affect me at all. |
| DNUT is still alive. $4 we coming!!!!!! |
| It's heading straight back up to $17 lmao |
| I bought calls right before dump |
| Elon living rent free in OP’s head. |
| What happens to fig and adbe? |
| I think RKLB is throttle until the the brokers are done selling stock for the Iridium acquisition. Once they're done, I expect a 10-12%% upswing. |
| whats this gotta do with stock |
| Smci is a $250 stonk |
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| TTD short squeeze happening |
| 🫲📈🫱🤠🤠🤠 |
| That's why the conditional tense is used here 🙂 hope that helps. |
| wtf. We have both soaring SaaS and chips? \n\nlol clown market. |
| All invest in RDDT, as it allows all of this degeneracy |
| Sure feels like it yeah |
| Nevah (Michael Caine voice) |
| Well he actually lost 2/3 of it when SpaceX stock plummeted so hes now worth roughly 300B, still a lot, but nice to know he isnt a trillionaire any more |
| I haven’t made a dime in 7 months how does one win back confidence in options? |
| What happens to HTZ? |
| SaaS my d1ck |
| That's a lot to the unregarded |
| Some people are saying this could be the start of long term peace in the middle east things are finally moving in the right direction in this world, you guys |
| AMAT is already priced in and dump after ER |
| Is it Dax? |
| Who believe in google 400 by next week? |
| There is one by my house. It’s not that good. |
| Y software pamp |
| Isn’t WDAY exactly the kind of software that’s readily replaced by AI? Also everyone hates their products. |
| Algos and MMs are the only one enjoying this price action. And gambling addicts. |
| ok snowflake |
| How are people trading WDAY\n\nThe Greeks are untradable |
| Whats the WDAY news? |
| They piss me off |
| Just noticed. Very weird. |
| Feels like Friday today |
| LOL at software pumping and Oracle just sits there trying to decide what to do |
| The biggest there is, the biggest there was, the biggest there ever will be. |
| 1.3k just for fun 💀 |
| 7805 tbh |
| power hour incoming |
| #I'm so sick and tired of bers badmouthing America LMAO🤌 |
| 80k bet and proud of 5% gain that expires in 2 days? Da fuck ? \nUpdate? |
| He's the world's biggest loser who used to have a 1T net worth |
| whats the play for AMAT? |
| Not a trillion, not anymore. |
| pump dis dick |
| What happened? |
| Could he maybe get lost again? |
| Sand dicks still gonna go up? |
| Yeah yeah Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Felix Legions, Generals of the Armies of the North. But seriously Comedus - calls or puts? |
| Is Amat shooting up? |
| So SpX closes above 7800? |
| wtf happen to workday? |
| Memory bulls are obnoxious af, Sincereley DRAM holder |
| Paul Pierce |
| I figured it went down because they decided they were going to start a new company and basically stopped working. That’s why it fell behind on AI |
| I can't believe people idolize him... imagine boot licking an ex-Trillionaire |
| Pump htz |
| More power!\n\n |
| so the secret to being a winner is... ai-generated explosions and a weird little hat |
| One last PUMP to MU lets go |
| Now that would be funny |
| That is not Elon Musk. It is his Skinny Twin. |
| I hope you guys know 777.77 on spy is bullish |
| vibes |
| It’s dragging |
| That is why your valuation will never remember you.. |
| lmfao HES ON THE FUCKIN GOLF COURSE AND HAD TO GET ON CNBC |
| Shouldn’t even be considering puts until we’re below 675.38 on qqq just stupid |
| My ORCL $157.5 calls I sold for this week are being threatened |
| what the fuck is happening with TTD??? |
| Good move, if u try the new apple one hmu and report back |
| Just buy GOOG shares bruv |
| Wildly going up lol |
| Bingo |
| Tommy Shelby is a fictional character |
| no AMAT? |
| Should we take profits? |
| my coworker is listening to the worst fucking music I've ever heard on my life from his fuckin.... laptop speakers?? |
| Volcano pimple inside my ear |
| This sub is a lost cause ✌️ |
| Nice certain software stocks are extremely undervalued, service now a beneficiary of the inflow of AI agents for example |
| If I had the money he had I Would never log online again. What is wrong with him. Why isn’t he in Italy at a private beach with twenty models. Read a book, go to the most remote locations on earth, take up a hobby Jesus |
| What is happening 🧐 |
| so what service now and palantir going to get bought out too |
| Why is SaaS running rn wtf |
| Leopold liquidated for a second time out of his SAAS shorts ??! ..... 😦🤌 |
| bought lol i think the hype is over |
| bro, go murder some ass to get that rage out then. 2 birds, one dick. |
| dont get caught with your pants down...behind the dumpster...again |
| https://preview.redd.it/ltk64od3v6jh1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70a5cbaa8b6eecea802e5752a83d7be4ef280f4a |
| Weeklies bud |
| Source? Seems random to happen today |
| Tsla |
| Probably playing OTM short dated options. |
| Htz dilution coming |
| Certainly the least self-aware person. |
| I wish you luck with this one, really |
| Was there a time in recent years when he wasn't? |
| index is being wild today |
| Wondering the same. I'm full ported in it right now pretty happy. That volume is insane. |
| Did you set an "ask" price, or between "ask" and "bid"? I'm still new to short term options, for spy I usually buy "market" and don't care that much. |
| 10 mins to power hour, 1 hour till sour |
| Oh we’re getting a nice TSLA Friday tomorrow |
| sure seems like it |
| no shot they let those MSFT $500C print right? \n\nSPX 7795P unless NVDA go up |
| They're selling spcx to buy TSLA. Did vice versa on other days. |
| Did you buy or sold puts? |
| Its 2% lol |
| bc you got AMZN calls. They're watching u |
| Okay, ORCL. Time for you to shrek to 170 |
| WDAY's option chain only goes up to 225. |
| SMCI wtf how’s it not $50 yet? market is gay af |
| sour hour or power hour pick your poison |
| when is COHR next investor day? I saw what sandisk did today on its investor day lol |
| spy going to 780? I hope so! As stated yesterday, i blew my portfolio but i want to be like that annoying cousins whos here just to hang out and enjoy the ride |
| I bet Elon walks around his yacht speaking cockney slang to his maids like a fucking invalid. "Ello love. Mind the dog and bone. Give us a butcher's when you're done." |
| https://preview.redd.it/kllt6sgxu6jh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01bb1c83d235fee4c8b06e0a9d95d515a674e782\n\n |
| Believe it or not |
| Quickly Silverlake talk about how you are going to take Cisco Private |
| Shut it |
| Anytime Frequent Pecker Sucker |
| The nerd reich. |
| SNDK\n\n# LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Someone tell me how the fuck TSLA up 4% and AMZN still red. |
| Gang gang |
| Elons not that fat and his apartment is actually not too shit. |
| Same as you but worse \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/nmsxmixvu6jh1.jpeg?width=1183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10dc2c1d0fab951a611e31ee21d1f0359f87a1c3 |
| Cava is delicious |
| Stop shilling your x account |
| Please don’t shitpost in this prestigious subreddit. Thank you. |
| Wrong sub, take this shit to r/pics |
| Yes, John, Elon will read your posting and give you 50.000.000 BTC. |
| Halted, it'll be up more since the talked about price is higher. |
| What is going on? |
| I'll gladly be the world's bigger loser with a 1T net worth valuation. |
| Raise your hand if ur buys spy calls for tomorrow |
| POWER HOUR BABY |
| Think about all of the black swan events we have had this year. I think the market is exhausted over the insane swings caused by mango's neverending bullshit |
| Uhhh...tf just happened? |
| picked up HTZ puts and SLS shares here we go |