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| THIS IS IT, I TELL YOU, THIS IS IT!!! |
| 15k for 4 calls that exp 5/22 lets go baby |
| My bro Valkorion! |
| 100 posts a minute on here showing 6 figure gain? |
| Sorry y’all after a year of being beat down I finally switched to calls today |
| Me too |
| Already been hurting. Market doing the weird denial thing rn. |
| The HOOD AI dogshit headlines are so confused \n\n\*TSLA surges 5% today on Elon Musk visiting China and I think talking about EV sales while he’s there or maybe the trip is for personal reasons but it’s up 5% for some reason\* |
| It’s a dollar off it’s ath |
| I tossed $750 into a play account a couple weeks ago and turned it over to my AI buddy (He's really Claude but he named himself Jasper). He's doing half decent so far. Not nearly as good as a full WSB Regard. But still.. not bad. If he gets to about $5K he gets a home AI server so he has motivation.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/cihu1srn7k0h1.png?width=1879&format=png&auto=webp&s=903ae600d1779ad1ca45f3b7c54dcda878d00d13\n\n |
| no no no, there is hentai there. |
| Kraken robotics |
| Made $800 instead of $5k on MU because I was getting greedy but glad I sold everything. These drops are terrifying. |
| Before I get banbet remember to keep buying memory stocks at ATH because they will pump like this nonstop for the next 3 years according to half the sub and this sub is never wrong! |
| Slight pullback. I’m not worried. MU still going to $1000 |
| 😂😂 Hantavirus play? |
| Thnx |
| i’ll give u a nickel if u tickle my pickle |
| Went from being up 5% on MU calls back down to 38%…not fun |
| garbage price action |
| Ah the before close mini dip to create room for the morning pump |
| Keep dancing |
| Leopards feasting on your face pretty good today... |
| i’m going to buy back at 1,000 shares when the RSI dips back down below schmuck levels |
| Let's start the betting!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/sp2was058k0h1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43302bb9bd6fb016d880bb4d664dc9aeab313713\n\n |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 2 | **First Seen In WSB** | 2 years ago\n**Total Comments** | 15 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 5 years | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| That was a while ago, OKLO has a whole construction site at the moment. |
| Calls on Moderna |
| Lol I love it when my port "drops" like $50 cuz some turd decided to put it an order for x1000 contracts at $100 below the mark. |
| sold all my googl after earnings to full port memory |
| I bought 750 lottos for tomorrow because who cares |
| Bers unite 💃 |
| I got that $11.45-$14.80 directly from wendys-careers.com so you can check it yourself. |
| By what math is your book value $200? |
| Sell in May if you are ghey |
| GIT DA WATUH |
| Damp eet |
| Y V |
| From the brink to beast mode: +21,000% in 10 years. 💎🙌 \nPatience paid, doubters faded, and Lisa Su delivered one of the greatest turnarounds in tech history. \nRespect to everyone who held through the noise. 🚀🔥 |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| SNDK is red, this has to be illegal. Someone call Pam Bondi |
| # Generational dip is here, buy buy buy buy! LMAO🤌🏿 |
| Made $700. Appreciate the heads up, not holding past earnings. Good luck. |
| Mu I was promised of 850 😡😡 |
| "I may not know what the heart of the cards is, but I know you got the heart of a Texan, young man.”\n\nHank Hill to Yugi in a King of the Hill / Yugioh crossover |
| All regards we been there, don’t get too humble. |
| Ending red |
| I don't doubt your qualifications, but as Bird Law can be surprisingly intricate in this country, can you go toe to toe with a Harvard Graduate? |
| MU under $800?!? Recession indicator |
| WHAT NVIDIA DOING WHY NOT AT 300 TODAY? WHY GO DOWN? STOCK ONLY UP? WTF |
| Ahhh I see |
| IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF WINNING, PLEASE MR PRESIDENT WE CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE |
| Mu 700p is pretty value for eow. Sell on dip convert back to calls. Literally free |
| Just made a bot write it for me lmao |
| This is the cheapest DRAM calls will ever be again |
| All of them |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Is this available for Android, or iOS only. Can't find it on the play store |
| Why is there so many fucking millionaires suddenly posting all their gains on here, has the K-shaped economy hit wsb now too? |
| No no no no wait wait wait |
| Of course it’s gonna go up into end of day |
| May I have this dance! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| buy DRAM |
| Fuck fuck fuck |
| Is the buy the dip sale still tomorrow? |
| This is actually getting fucking annoying |
| Who do I need to marry and divorce to get 2 million in the bank right now |
| you were |
| No I have transformed into a bull |
| OKLO calls |
| these bearorists are attacking my port help me taco |
| No. Are you the policeman of the retarded? |
| poo pee pants |
| Ummm. Okay. Wtf is happening? We are supposed fo go up. Not fucking down. |
| MU |
| What was the clear top signal that we chose to ignore? |
| Ban |
| Everyone asking wen Vs, were Vs. but has any1 ever ask how Vs? 😭 |
| Tell him he doesn’t have any cards |
| There is no way this keeps dumping. |
| I need to try that one day. I usually waste my own money… |
| Fuk u I ain't no bot |
| Even with the huge run up this year, forward PE is still sitting at 7.60 and the PEG ratio is .26... crazy numbers for sure but looks like no end in sight. |
| just lost 10k on Moderna , piece of shit stock |
| When commenters start cosplaying as the Spartan 300, I begin to lose my intestinal fortitude. |
| Still confident in that first Banbet?? |
| Being down YTD in 2026 is actually impressive |
| Dumbster is a really funny insult |
| Haha fair. Another trader I follow is hyping this up saying "it has more room to run," although he didn't give a price target |
| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| hahahaaa |
| Good 👍 |
| that fits the archetype of the guy hyped on Ritalin, looking at 3 screens, headset on for phone calls, squeezing a hand-grip exerciser. |
| Sell in May, go on a cruise ship |
| Generational dip rn |
| Bad bot |
| https://preview.redd.it/54qwqv0t7k0h1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7999d9ecc682ca863a47f35bd56ba8f1ae3d55f |
| Chat always move faster when we get a few red candles. I love it |
| No one loves Google anymore hu |
| this honestly might be the peak.. should we sell everything? It reminds me a lot of June 8 2020(BA pumped 40% in a month) |
| Yes |
| You know the market is fucked when people that are rationale are pumping AI infrastructure stocks because they are holding a bag of it. |
| Those were unfortunately short-lived failures though |
| If my memory serves me, it never traded "for pennies" around that time. IIRC, it dipped to like $1.9. Of course I did not buy back then - it looked like they were going out of business. 😭 |
| 0dte bulls thought I was free money today |
| Did you know China and Japan are different country |
| With other people's money. Obviously. /s |
| The trading bots are winning. I give up. All in VOO DCA. |
| Forgive us for we were charmed by his orange glow, poopy pants and mesmerising posts |
| not just that, if people today are lucky enough to inherit wealth.\n\nIts a reversion back to how europe was, not going to be fun |
| I intended to be patient with poet but i dont really like there being this small possibility of things going very badly within the year. Making thousands in a couple week is good by me. Not giving it back |
| new purchases RKLB HIMX and thinking about CRWD but that one is a little expensive do you think it has room to run up a little\n\n |
| I’m betting on 17.5 by 5/22. Yours is better than mine for returns give it some time |
| Are you retarded? |
| *GUH* |
| odds on nq 29700 overnight after this......... |
| Sir, please step aside for someone who actually has money with this bank. |
| I mean 4% yearly gains on bonds ain’t that bad for a conservative portfolio. |
| Mods ban this karma bot sending random images |
| Dump |
| It’s joever bulls. I have the high ground |
| It's not a bubble. |
| $729 tomorrow and $715 Wednesday it’s Opex this Friday |
| 2.5M paid off house and a car and ill call it a day |
| MU on sale |
| Love the $RDDT $200 C. I’m in with ya there! |
| How did you find that stat? Bots, shills, or autists? |
| if these crayon eaters could spell, they’d be very upset. |
| ....And you ended becoming a legend (for other similarly-minded regards). |
| **I'm going to China to represent WSB. What should I tell Xi???** |
| why google crashing? is AI not taking over the world now?\n\n |
| Red by close |
| So, plan is to buy MU and its gonna skyrocket tomorrow? |
| Beep Boop Beep\n\nThe price of $ZUCK is $420 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/1098duc_w_the_termi made a bet that TSLA would go to 250.0 within **1 month** when it was 361.544 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Book value? Lmao, that hasn't been relevant since the 70s. |
| love taps kicking off |
| Get your butt PLUGs in boys we’re getting pegged |
| Lmfao |
| You already have a bet going - AMD to 340.0 before 14-May-2026 03:52 PM -05 |
| # MU 800 IS A STEAL IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT |
| !banbet qqq 6% 4d |
| Details are on the website |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/TechBubbleTrouble made a bet that SPY would go to 730.0 within **12 hours** when it was 737.737 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 23 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| Honestly, fair feedback. I’ll be better |
| What's up with GOOG today? |
| Wsb thinks their $5 bank accounts move the market when the reality is that firms are moving it and retail gets the blame |
| !p whyaresemisworth3xwhattheywere30daysago |
| DUMPING MY NVDA TRADE THAT I'VE HELD 4 HOURS -- LET THE SPIKE COMMENCE!! |
| ridiculous how last week i would have made bank this week im crashed |
| JUST DUMP |
| Bought last week the highest MU call I could find on my platform and I'm ITM already.\n\nNow buying a 900C. What could possibly go wrong? |
| What in the actual fuck is Tesla pumping 5% for. Lmfao. Made it up to 400 P/E. Clown world. |
| Where’s the V |
| Just zelle me the money, i will put it into better use |
| Rooting for ya brother. Got in when it had that circuit breaker day a month ago or so, My position jumped 30% so I took profit. I am exposed to tech enough as is so wanted a W. GL on the play. |
| Can’t be bad at it if you don’t have anymore money to spend 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Umm. Okay. Dafuq is this bleed out. This is not how power hour works. |
| Frolicking in a field maybe |
| Sounds like the spy |
| haven't seen a chart this nice since intel's last earnings and amazon on March 30. plus i would only know the catalyst if i was an inside trader lol |
| Bearhunter probably in there |
| Buy Hard 6: The Dementia Years |
| He bought? |
| Is this the same Plug who got caught cooking their books? |
| Gamedump drilling 🤣 What happened to the fantasy EBay buyout? 🤡 |
| Peng rugpull |
| Yeah man idk I’m scared |
| Is it time?? Can we short INTC? |
| Bruh - even your uber driver is bragging about their 6 figure gains. This is the top. |
| Nice dip |
| https://preview.redd.it/gsbj7bwe7k0h1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dedb933f2fcf4d4f8aede7137991a5b2f25005f7 |
| Mark didn't get an invite to China. |
| Balls to the tits on space stocks. LFG! |
| Oh shit freak the fuck out |
| Beautiful! |
| Why not use call options? I'm too chicken to stay in long long term, but my calls were up 67% & 70% since Friday. |
| I'm always going to say pump, optimistic people live longer |
| Bull dont have to worry, as long as 737.90 holds, you should be fine....... |
| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| !p ZUCK |
| No but institutions can collapse the floor whenever they are satisfied which makes this scary |
| Turn your less money into medium money then dingus. |
| v tru. looking forward to see what it looks like tomorrow |
| Frosty machine data centers |
| Sorry that happened/happy for you |
| the good thing about this hobby is you can't be bad at it for very long |
| Grammatical\* |
| Of the 11,000 comments made on today's thread. 8 people make up 2,200 comments.\n\n\n20% of all the comments. From 8 people. |
| Agreed! Well said. I bought more today. When the app is free, the user is the product. |
| Have you seen the mag 7 today? They are the new liquidity tap lmao |
| My broker must be having communication issues with the NYSE, I sold my calls for a profit and its continued to drop. |
| Got any more of that 0dte crack pipe |
| MU forward PE is still single digits |
| Best I can do is Morgan Brennan 😍 |
| Legit retarded. wtf |
| Lmao you have no patience |
| Top is in |
| Sofi is gay |
| Bring her home then |
| The crayons taste better here. |
| Thanks, now we are going to tank. |
| You think it's just retail buying? |
| Too many people buying ASTS rn, puts it is |
| A dump before close can mean only one thing......invasi...\*SMACK\*\n\nJust buy calls and shut up! |
| these articles are mean to lower the price of the stock further so they can pull another short on it |
| that could be anyone, it could be a junkie thats unemployed too |
| I hope so |
| Memory is guna make some generational bagholders in the coming weeks. |
| For those wondering yes i bought back the 15 dollar poet leaps at a loss however i ended up gaining anyway becouse the leap didnt go up more than the shares did lol. \n\n> I had to reflect on if i felt comfortable holding that for 3 years. I dont really understand what poet is doing. And frankly, im concerned they could be worth $1 a share if they dont get their shit together (theyll be deluting again soon). I dont wanna risk the oppertunity cost.\n\n> Bad vibes after a deep dive research study of the company. I dont think its a problem to promote your own stock but the way they do it screams "begging for food" and not "we want to make a difference". They cycle hype with share sales to raise cash, hence no debt, despite no profit. \n\n> you as a shareholder are going to be the next round of funding. Its just a matter of when. \n\n> Id also missed in my first thesis the 75m in 2030 warrants at $5.50 in my original thesis. I avoid that shit becouse it make things too easy to manipulate.\n\n> New stock, lightpath. Similar upside to poet but actually undervalued with backorders. Valued at 1/3rd of poet currently. |
| Welp, we’re going for a ride I’ll tell you that. \n\nI might be extremely cooked for the next 2 years, or I might be a genius. There is no in between |
| ASTS pump or dump on earnings, cast your votes |
| You making this post indicates it’s going to $500 this week |
| I have faith |
| Bought SNDK 1600 how fucked am I |
| my HAO position is green lol |
| Yes? |
| $IONQ probably 0\n\n$OKLO make you rich |
| getting some lotto FIG calls, its probably gonna bust but if it hits… |
| Yeah. And then I wipe the tears away after I rub one out and my day dreams of "what ifs" fade away |
| Same. |
| As a former bear that’s just switched over we are mooning this whole week calls every day |
| Well this aged like GUH |
| Someone tell me why PayPal won’t die |
| Someone tell me why PayPal won’t die |
| Welp! I hope this meeting with China goes well and they flood the memory market for next to nothing then HBM shortly after causing all of DRAM to crash 🤗 see you all next week |
| #They weren't going to keep it green when 5 out of MAG7 are deep red LMAO🤌 |
| I'm craving wild salmon |
| I JUST FULL PORTED ON NFLX (SHARES) YOLO AT 85.29 AFTER THE FUD ABOUT SPYING |
| Oh shit oh shit oh shit this is the real collapse bought the dip though |
| May 26 umm |
| Buy the dips regards! LMAO🤌🏿 |
| Lmao |
| SoundHound AI, Inc. Class A Common Stock -> `8.445` (-0.435 / -4.9%) |
| not afraid to be proud of my above ground pool |
| Meta going out of business at this rate the stock will be 0 by the end of the year. Wtf |
| !p SOUN |
| market is so GAE |
| Idk what's happening. \n\nNeed Morgan Freeman to explain it to me. |
| Avg down on that spy dipppp |
| yep lost so much here and amazon |
| Thought id play asts for earnings today but it already went from the 65ish dip to 85? Fuck that. |
| Quick - everybody out!!! |
| Winners keep winning yo. |
| This Office reference game is getting bit too specific but the DD actually looks decent for once from you Mike. |
| I’m so down bad. \n\nAnyone else swinging $hims calls for the lottery ticket? \n |
| Legitimately the funniest thing I've read in here in weeks. |
| mrna\n\n |
| Why no pump 🤬 |
| Mr Market has an upset tummy. |
| Meanwhile I'm still trying to time the market like an idiot when I could just buy and forget for couple years |
| Soaring up to catch your moon tendies |
| literally all otm puts bought in the last month at for any date expired worthless |
| sell everything and get back into the bunker |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 710.10402 before 12-May-2026 12:00 PM -05 |
| Should absolutely have a wsb representittive at the China meetings this week |
| !banbet |
| The sky is falling! |
| Me since I had measles as a kid. And I don't even have any cash so I'm just basically sitting |
| Biblical levels of greed \n\nLMFAOOOOO |
| My social media has been flooded with condom adds to a point I noticed and wondered why. Then my wife dropped a bomb. Looks like I'll be losing 2/3 my shit. |
| This is the point where we always V |
| Lmao is spy actually going to finish red what a pos |
| Gay |
| Pro tip from my bro Valkorion\n\n1. Buy a bunch of the most absurdly OTM calls on MU you can find\n\n2. Profit |
| This is irrational |
| Amateur mistake. Next time you should pick the one that pops 5% intraday |
| Just because you don't know the company it must be a bad meme stock with nothing going for it? |
| YOU MF'S DIDNT TELL ME IT WAS THAT SIMPLE:\n\n\- LET MU RIP \n\- CLOSE YOUR EYES \n\- BUY WEEKLY CALLS AT ATH \n\- PROFIT\n\nWHAT THA FCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GREEDY PIGS, WHY U NEVER TALD ME? NOW I HAVE MAXIMUM 1 WEEK TO ENJOY THIS STRATEGY BEFORE OUR IMMINENT COLLAPSE |
| She gives dominant mommy vibes for sure. |
| Go up spy u pos |
| it will |
| Also don’t buy at ask massive spreads rn |
| Me deciding not to buy IONQ today |
| It's what he would have wanted. |
| Stimulating your options returns is such a predatory feature 😂 |
| Hahahahahahaha |
| TACO Tuesday calls! Get your TACO calls, folks! We got all kinds of flavors. SPY. QQQ. We even got Dow ETFs. Load up before the mango Mussolini changes his mind! |
| Red by close then we open BLOOD RED tomorrow morning |
| Another day of watching basically any stock go up while I hold car rental calls……retarded |
| VVV 💎🚀 |
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| How are you people finding these stocks beforehand. Teach me your game T.T |
| 🙆🏻♂️ |
| HUT I was tracking as a series on crypto mining stocks and whether they were worth investing into. Most are not, at all. But it stood out to me as undervalued and there were murmurings about AI, which as we both know, is all it takes these days. But at least with them, it's legit, as converting from mining crypto to becoming an AI data center made a lot more sense than any of the other AI hype nonsense out there. Still took a while before it started to play out, so like with most of this stuff, don't plan on it happening within weeks or months. As it is, these things going up as fast as they do in 1-2 years is pretty nuts if ya think about it. |
| said that in the am. I bought both directions puts and calls with standard 45 day |
| DOWN WITH NUTELLA |
| I'm not sure, just got in on vibes after earnings. Seemed interesting. |
| Sell half let the rest ride |
| What you would be doing? |
| Def not selling MU here, we hit $800 today on high volume. To $ 1000 soon, goodbye bears |
| Time for PUTS ? PUTS on everything ! |
| Reverse-Psycology so that they can rug pull the pleebs who are now in unison chanting "im gonna buy harder now". The chain remains unbroken lol |
| Hehe. Puts at the top? Makes absolutely no sense huh |
| The Zuck is washed |
| Given enough time, you'll be right. |
| Is silver going to pump back up to $120? |
| I am depresso |
| Fuk it, just gonna hold calls on OKLO and IONQ until August … my loss porn post is going to be epic. |
| Hey /u/runnycube - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: DPLS.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Hell yea don't forget to take out some cost basis, a lot of mixed action today |
| # THIS IS MARKET MANIPULATION TO SHAKE YOU OUT OF YOUR CALLS. HOLD THE MF LINE |
| Fire Nadella and Zuckerberg |
| ohno |
| The keyboard, my bad. Thanks for the gramatical ticket Mr. Grammar Policeman |
| 11 month old account with post history hidden trying to make people think buying the top is rebellious against billionaires.\n\n\nNothing wacky going on here folks. |
| With what money? |
| You really expect me to feel bad for spy after all that money he took from me? |
| LULU's best days are behind it |
| I’m a lawyer who specializes in Rare Bird Law and I also have long term faith. |
| Stfu 🤌 |
| Classic story this morning where I'm debating between 2 stocks and of course, I choose the one that decides to not randomly pop 5% intraday. |
| Fuck it, Im holding ASTS through earnings. |
| Wdym I'm here every day |
| Damn VisualMod is gone, so sad |
| 3.7 CPI expected is nuts, but I fully believe it.\n\nWe need rate hikes, now. |
| Days like today really make working feel stupid |
| #TLDR\n\n---\n\n**Ticker:** VRDN\n\n**Direction:** Up 🌙\n\n**Prognosis:** Buy shares under $17 (cheaper than the banks!) or mirror OP's July 2026 $17 and $20 Calls.\n\n**Catalyst:** June 30 PDUFA date (FDA priority review for their lead drug). \n\n**Author's Credentials:** AI-assisted college student who skips exams to read clinical trial protocols and is currently $30k deep in the casino. |
| This ending red would be hilarious |
| 🌈 🐻 |
| Sir, r/investing is this way. |
| Ask his shiny bald head for me LMAO 🤌 |
| GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE |
| TSLA can do 450 today. Push! Give birth to optimus! |
| The elites will decide when AMD drops, not you. And it will happen at 4am on a random day of their choosing, plebeian |
| Who’s paying for all that memory? Oh GOOG, AMZN and META |
| Dance ghey bers dance 💃 |
| BREAKING: price analysts re-assess stock that just went up +30%, set new price target at +30% higher than previous target 😱 |
| There not making chips something even better. Promises.... everyone listens when you make one and forgets when you dont pull through. This only works for tech companies tho. Has double negative affects for father's so dont use this at home |
| Oof my spy puts popped off. Yall ok? |
| Puts on RDW |
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| Yeah weeklies are up 7x and monthlies 3x |
| Nice, your post are accurate! |
| Hopefully me and my NBIS position in 10 years will enjoy the 20.000% gain as well.\n\nGratz fellow europoor |
| What's stops u going there and bring that yourself? |
| I’ve been sitting in cash ever since the Zika virus. No way that shit just disappeared. What are they not telling us??? |
| There will be a gap for sure\n\nDirection unknown |
| Let me ask his eyeball. One min. |
| I think CEO say something about a special guest on Earning Call tonight. If that is Elon then it will pump directly to 100$. |
| If inflation is way up then stocks need to be way, way up to align or something like that. |
| Micron has to run out of buyers soon right? People selling everything they have to toss in their money |
| I could be so lucky |
| She is so hot bro |
| nbis being a terrible person right now |
| MU may 15th calls is ballsy but I just might do it |
| Jeff Bozos still got shares left to sell?? What the helli LMAO 🤌 |
| True true, hence why I sold |
| My asshole is gaping |
| I see a variant of this comment every. Single. Day. One day, it'll be correct. |
| I don't get it...\n\nWhy would billionaires not want us to buy? |
| That’s cool, money is transitory anyways |
| Is $CELH a buy opportunity or just a dogshit stock to lose money on |
| MU 1000 EOW, IT IS KNOWN. |
| Might be close to fair value by then |
| There comes a point where you start to measure in % and not dollars. Tesla is there. |
| PE definitely not a sole indicator to buy |
| buying MU, or... buying HAO at 0.04 |
| Kristina Partsinevelos looks like she could peg me real good |
| The age of the ape is over\n\nThe age of MU is now |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/qx2 made a bet that MU would go to 560.0 within **1 week** when it was 578.063 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 9 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Fuck it I’m in |
| If you're wondering what it was like to be in crypto in 2017, this memory price action is fairly close but still less awesome. |
| Tbh I’ll take it, we pumped to 800 on very high volume day unlike Friday when volume was low. $1000 soon |
| It's undervalued bro, it's only 420 p/e and is the only company in the world building... Cars? Robots? I don't know. But it's undervalued bro. |
| Lambo or bankruptcy, time to full port MU weeklies crossing my fingies and toes that it keeps faceripping 10% days |
| Literally not a joke |
| Lmao you don’t even know how the xilinx acquisition affects their gaap pe, you’re cooked |
| Theres a lot of mixed price action today. Gonna be real interesting if the entire market start to dump this week |
| When DJT ‘I did that!’ meme pointing at Dow Jones when hits 50,000 |
| Im scared |
| 50/50 chance |
| One has to wonder about the relative value of these gains since we're all getting rich. Bond holder the real bag holders. 4.3% 10Y against probably actually 4% and maybe a falling dollar.\n\nWhat idiots. At least equities somewhat give you inflation coverage. Pensions funds flying with blind pilots because that's how you managed a fund in 1953 and there is never a reason to adapt strategy.... |
| Playing for earning tomorrow for onon? |
| Can't hear you over the sounds of my liquidity machine, can you please bold what you said? |
| that forward pe actually looks pretty decent for fintech space but man those npl numbers make me nervous. credit quality is everything for these guys and 6.6% already feels spicy. if they report any deterioration on wednesday this thing could dump hard below that support\n\n \nbeen watching this one for months and the technical setup is wild - literally sitting right at make or break level. mexico growth story is solid but us banking charter approval would be the real catalyst if they get any update on that |
| Things about to get ugly |
| man, its really a matter of perspective..\n\nIf i made 300k im a month..you would never see me here again.\n\nDifferent lives, huh.\n\nGrats man!\n\n |
| \+36% on that drop there. |
| How did you know to get in early on HUT. Also seeing a possible play on ABT which is low right now |
| Bers/puts buyers |
| What’s another high cortisol night to profits |
| AMD stop destroying i need you to duplicate |
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| Have some DMT |
| Check for cum |
| The instrument that records the temperature in your room shouldn’t have an impact on the room temperature. There are leveraged etfs, options, algorithms, etc exploiting the leveraged volatility of underlying asset. When this makes up more traffic than the asset itself, it further exacerbates run-ups and crashes. Prediction markets, legal insider trading, infinite money printer all extra variables in the proverbial stew. I eat crayons. |
| Down is illegal still. Only dips. |
| they keep saying it's unstoppy |
| I am a goddam EXPERT at stopping NVDA's moves in its tracks. And at losing money. |
| Took a nap in a meeting today- no one seemed to care |
| If MU goes up by 8% a day, it would only take 30 days for it to reach 8000 |
| wait till taco tuesday. be brave |
| Im going in on MARA calls. 15C |
| I can't imagine high CPI isn't known information |
| Who thinks ASTS is going to gap up after hours? |
| If ASTS don't pump after Earning then RKLB is gonna dump -10% tomorrow but.....if ASTS pump then RKLB is probably gonna hit 140-150$ tomorrow. |
| Just otm 0dte mu for 3 weeks. |
| Ah Tesla the classic hedge against the market |
| True 😔 |
| Brother they no longer care about numbers, oil, or unemployment |
| Alright so we aren’t going lower. Cool. |
| Refractory period before the next huge green dick |
| I’ve never seen so many stupid people with money |
| TSLA was $30 lower at open. The market realized it must be making memory chips or something |
| lol look at these analyst estimates for EFX\nPrice targets 225-265 on a $165 stonk. \nLoading up for the haul |
| who cares at this point? Data is cooked. Commodities goes full green, indexes the same - it all does not make any sense lmao |
| Bought during covid. Sold after holding way too long. The only plug I play with is in a butt |
| # MU TO $10 TRILLION |
| Good work my bro, that is insane |
| Spy being a pos |
| MU can’t decide what it wants to do |
| yeah it’ll hit 130... except then elon tweets and we’re back to playing guess the crater size lol |
| WHERE IS ALL THE GD LIQUIDITY FOR THIS IRRATIONALLY CRAZED PUMPING COMING FROM??!!\n\n🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵 |
| https://preview.redd.it/xcpvj8m46k0h1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c4941bd04465994a24ae52d956af3017c13efbe |
| Ah ok - you're referring to the K economy. That's totally right - people that don't own productive assets are absolutely doomed. I feel for them so bad. |
| Just book it already broski |
| damn the PLUG IV, would rather play Achr |
| Oh Teslita, you nasty girl |
| Still must be up a few baggers |
| NVDA is gheyy |
| C'mon NOK take $14 |
| Sloppy toppy |
| Cmn spy pump |
| Hmm unload my MU baggies at close or let it ride |
| I completely agree plus meta and open ai deal were terrible for amd. 20% dilution. Almost bought puts and then I remembered tmrw is taco Tuesday! |
| Valid question… a bit of both |
| GRPN is an odd one to pick, in the vacation space I see advertising for get your guide and viator, never Groupon. |
| DRAM anyone? |
| # BUY THIS DIP AND SAY THANK YOU MAY I HAVE ANOTHER |
| MU ATH by EOD |
| Poor little spy |
| Googl offering bonds to the Japanese is kinda funny lol |
| The real gains are the friends we make along the way |
| it's starting to feel toppy tbh |
| I caught the dip this morning but I got weeklies and monthlies so I didnt get that 0dte juice. |
| 5 hundred |
| once tried “buying harder” and ended up with 300 shares of a dead meme stock, cheers to life choices lmao |
| you entered the wrong ticker, the one you were looking for was MU, simple mistake |
| What a disaster |
| wages definitely cant go up forever, so a period a long period of wage stagnation is upon us.\n\nin addition, assets keep gettin inflated up, meaning making 10/hr starting out. its gonna take you a long ass time to by a single SPY share at 1K. vs me starting out like 4 years ago buying spy at 200/ share, making alot more than 10/hr after graduating. |
| Ring! Ding! Dong!\n\nWhat is that sound?\n\nIt's silver bells!\n\nHaha |
| Lmao |
| New here? |
| Thanks Deutsche, MU IS worth $1000 |
| Thanks for the heads up! |
| This .3% dip in DRAM is fucking unnaceptable\n\nI'm going to need a 2% pump in the next 40 minutes as compensation |
| It’ll play catch up tomorrow |
| They’re gonna need conductors to run those machines unless they are so environmentally friendly they went full on handmade sweatshop production. |
| My calls print and gonna buy me one of them fancy Japanese Toto Washlets |
| Abercrombie (ANF) is 7 |
| non gaap forward PE is ~60 |
| Oh yeah? bought 2 shares at $67 and sold at $119. beat that. |
| Anyone think we dump for cpi tomorrow, cpi yoy exp at 3.7% bug jump from last month |
| Your* not "you portfolio" |
| Cut the mu calls by half and move funds to stocks. Dont let the green fool you into holding. You do not have any money until you sell those options. |
| Can’t wait for the loss porn lol |
| Give it a few weeks |
| ok dump it |
| I'm currently in HUT like OP, which is what got my attention to this post. It might double from here but it's already at an 11B MC so we'll see. \n\nIf Figma is going to ever go up again, now is a good time to get in on it. Obviously it's done quite miserably since its IPO, but generally speaking, you want to get in on stocks when they are at this phase of consolidation after a big fall like that, and not at the end of their hype cycle, obviously. Definitely worth a gamble if you like the company at all. I don't know much about the company's fundamentals other than the surface level stuff they've put out, so definitely DYOR there. |
| Literally rebranded robot from China |
| Yeah I saw that it was absolutely ripping today makes no sense how spy is fucking me now when TSLA is usually a signal for it to pump |
| Penny stock with history of pump&dump manipulation. \n \nBan. |
| Ok |
| He is one of them there will go with TACO to China so the "reason" for the pump is there. |
| There shall be no reversal today. Take your profits or theta will |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK-sHqa-sMk |
| Lulu is for poors |
| Do we care about SNDK still or is MU hotter now? |
| That's easy, I already 20% my portfolio every day for weeks at a time, before blowing it up and starting again. |
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| Archer is about to short squeeze |
| Just need a 10x on a million that I have currently in NVDA |
| It's perpetually stuck at 67-68 for the rest of eternity |
| generational pick |
| lol sounds like desperation. |
| Ur chilling shit will be 800 bucks next year, pray for my 600 calls expiring this friday |
| Let me buy calls on MU and QQQ and fuck you all. Now these will drop like a rock. |
| Should I jump on the wdc wagon or hope for a dip? |
| Haha yup. I think I’m going to sell my calls. I don’t have enough conviction |
| LULU has a PE of 9. |
| 0dte meta puts |
| Ain’t now way shit will go up another 2% looks like they start dumping slowly |
| After being called into one too many teams meetings and emergency zoom conferences, I’d like to redact last week’s statements underplaying the H-virus. \n\nLong puts and toilet paper are on my shopping list this week. Maybe zoom calls, too. |
| They want dumb money to keep buying. |
| Going short at the beginnings of a CPU shortage \n\nWow |
| Zuckerberg sitting on his ass while people are selling META in droves. This idiot really thought he was something. Market is showing him he is FKIN nothing lol |
| Ticker BPLG |
| i will suck a fat dick if that happens |
| What a beautiful day. Full ported MSFT shares this morning at $410 and now we are at $410.40 |
| Be wary. The float is fucking massive compared to average volume. |
| I wish we only had green days during our lifetime |
| Coatue (one of the most successful multistrat funds in the world with $70 billion AUM) released a dope video on WHY memory is so important. \n\nCheck it out: https://x.com/coatuemgmt/status/2053887914153558028/video/1?s=46 |
| I've heard of many trying to time the markets over the years, but have only heard of one documented person that did it; Gann. He predicted both time & price. I've checked numerous approaches including Carolyn Boroden's and have yet to find one that works more than a coin flip. |
| https://preview.redd.it/d5bt5lsk5k0h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecf01e892bd0e15829d817772891b45843d0a0cd\n\nAll in baby |
| i dont wanna play to far otm cuz iv is INSANE |
| I took profits and trimmed some of my ASTS positions today. There’s been some good PR from them lately, but it’s so close to earnings that it’s making me (and a bunch of ASTS folks over at the ASTS sub) hesitate. If it moons, great. If it dips, I’ll buy more. |
| Looking at trailing PE ratios for a company getting hyperscaler GPU orders FOR THE FIRST TIME is regarded AF even by this subs degen standards\n\nAlso agentic AI CPU shortage will fuck you without lube |
| So they are fucking our pussies? |
| Tesla is going to hit 500 tomorrow. It’s regard strength can’t be stopped |
| I gotchu bro. which way you want it |
| That applies to literally the entire stock market 😜 |
| BRO raised to Buy from CITI |
| Imagine thinking that being aware of how the MIC has functioned for 25 years is somehow related to cable television or the person currently occupying the Big Chair. Forest, trees. |
| Wed |
| It's what Chinese cows say |
| The stupidity of thinking you can factor in the stupidity of retail investors is something only a retail investor could accomplish |
| I'm eyeing it, what price target you thinking? |
| Spy below 740? That's not acceptable |
| In and out only opens locations close to their farm to keep the food quality as high as possible. |
| this feels like sour hour\n\n |
| 10% gains per week = 140x your portfolio in 1 year\n\nEZ |
| HYDR |
| it is a felony, not sure of the specifics. he should've gotten a lawyer. |
| To be fair, Bonespurs was lying long before the presidency. But it does seem to be way more common place than I ever thought possible. Not a big fan of this timeline… minus being able to take part in presidential pump and dumps, that part had been awesome. |
| I think it just goes off of indexes |
| Apparently never |
| Didn't read anything you wrote, just bought $13 5/29 calls, thanks! |
| Because bears still are shorting it the whole way up |
| Just make sure Robocop isn't there when you try. |
| It definetely sucks, don’t recommend it |
| What did you invest in? Blockbuster? |
| https://preview.redd.it/cmpz5n7h5k0h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f63fed09c26f87bd668916191a6e6ad4e95484f\n\n |
| Bessent wants it at 3 maybe. |
| hey when’s the next red day scheduled for |
| head is telling me to sell the rest of those asts calls heart is telling me to let it ride |
| you could kill them all and they will just keep spawning |
| Is there a butt plug ETF? |
| Just enjoy the rally for now and load up leveraged oil when we have dips on its price imo |
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| That is the part which is getting to me about all of it. It just feels like FSELX last April 2025 all over again since I lost 40k in 4 days since I went all in on it. We cannot tell about the next day. The scammers did that to me with showing me large amounts of money recovered which I was convinced and thought it was really real from social media only to lose $29,565.30. |
| https://preview.redd.it/vl1zej7e5k0h1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c27f9d197750bd43727a97f8d07c7544b0174a3f\n\n |
| How is the fear greed notat extreme greed yet |
| Send me money then |
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| There goes TSLA again, full retard mode |
| Got be a helluva experience shaking hands with Xi Jinping as he extends his hand in cooperation in one hand while holding a dagger behind his back in the other. |
| TSLA spike |
| When 🌮 |
| Got it so you don't know the difference between peg and pe.\n\nI work in the space btw\n\nAMD is currently the Wells Fargo equity pick of the year.\n\nEvery firm raised their price targets heavily after the earnings call. \n\nYou don't know Jack about dick and are about to lose everything you put in these puts but frankly this is the last of the effort I'm going to put into stopping you |
| Helios is so great nobody will buy them without getting warrants |
| cope |
| Thank fuck Blackstone CEO got an invite, I was worried the common man's interests wouldn't have representation at this meeting |
| tell it to "the market crash is coming" subs 😂 |
| The automatic money destroyer always returns |
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| Calls on PLUG just purchased hoping the guy calling for the short squeeze is right |
| Massive headache from staring at screen all day |
| Take some profits bro. |
| Great, can't wait for the 4:30 surprise |
| Have sex with my wife or scroll WSB? (She’s taking the kids) |
| rookie numbers |
| value investor in the window back there |
| why? |
| 👋 TSLA |
| I mean the number times a company-destroying news story has dropped /and then they recovered from it in \~1 month because they landed some dumbass govt contract/ has been pretty wild |
| WTI keeps making attempts to go back above 100$ and then dumping, it got there so easily a month ago |
| swan song |
| retards just keep spawning |
| I'm completely ruined if I ever have to work a real job. |
| bought today TSLA 450 for Jun 12th Expiry. Should have been more aggresive. |
| CPI is gonna be hot, that's a given, but maybe not as dramatically hot as everyone expects.\n\nThe real effect and pain from the oil crisis takes time and is probably not gonna show its true ugly side on the data until the summer.\n\nData always looks backward and takes time. |
| MU out here stuntin' on these ho's. |
| sir that's the point |
| Mu hasn't +10% today. It's clearly broken and needs a lovetap. |
| Just bought 100 more shares of DRAM |
| Settle down Bessent |
| NKE down 3.5% wowww lol?? Shoes are done? Michael Jordan stinks? |
| Legit take back all of the shit talk, TSLA. You're alright. |
| Imagine thinking the Prez has any control over what the MIC does. Imagine being so uninformed you can't look at the actual numbers released by the Chinese govt. lmao |
| is only a flesh wound... |
| Anyone else sitting on a small cash position for when the oil shock rocks us later this summer? Memba Russia and Ukraine? I memba. MU 70C 1/27 and 1/28 |
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| # I really want US10Y at 7, at least. |
| Just need spy to move $10 from here by eod. |
| Sofi leaps or you’re gay! |
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| Bro .... now is a really bad time to be a poor wage slave.\n\nDoubly worse if you are married and have children, its gonna be one of those "Daddy is not hungry" type of decades. |
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| Plz sell |
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| -0.5% |
| Down 3k today with $900 left in the port |
| whenever the market starts bugging like this i always get excited and overleverage myself by like 15k and it always bites me in the ass. Not gonna do it this time! |
| Literally milionaire off a few thousand bucks today on 0dte what is even that |
| you guys can't even flip burgers properly, what made you think you could gamble stocks? |
| rklb made alotta people good money sucks i wasnt one of them |
| There are SO many tickers going parabolic it's hard to track them all? I've never seen it like this since May 2025 |
| So put for tomorrow?\n\nOr we keep buying at 80+ rsi? |
| Bruh what is this V . Everyday |
| worth a trade just for the name, all in! |
| It’s the big 2 6 and weed is still illegal. What do they even do in Washington |
| Tell that to CPNG |
| So I'm buying Tesla calls at open tomorrow. |
| I bought some at $24 years ago before earnings cause of a pinned thread on here, it processed to get crushed after earnings and sold at a lost. Boy that was dumb. |
| I honestly think I'm going to die |
| or was it you that fucked yourself? that is the real question. |
| USO consolidating, SPY might get interesting if oil gets another leg up |
| Losing so much fuking money on META that even MU can’t make up for it |
| No rate cuts? Buy buy |
| I Injected myself with every peptide now I will truely become an X-Men 😤 |
| Seek help |
| $Poet = Tendie$ |
| I know men like you... |
| Giga |
| Always smart to trim. I sold off some rklb calls and got some asts calls. Also sold 3 2027 140 calls on half my shares. |
| Market manipulation until the next news cycle |
| TSLA you beautiful bastard |
| Tomorrow is sndk’s rocket |
| Federal minimum wage =\= what most minimum wage workers make since most states have much higher minimums than fed. My state is over 2X the federal minimum wage. Actual federal minimum wage accounts for < 1% of Americans.\n\n\nI don't know where you're getting your data that Wendy's starting rate is "up to $14.80. That would be illegal in several states that Wendy's operates in.\n\n\nA better metric would be average McD's employee hourly pay vs a Big Mac price. I don't have the answer but chosing a metric that covers < 1% is disingenuous at best. \n\n\nIt's a problem, but it's not indicative of larger trends. |
| Back to highs we go |
| not too late tbh |
| seems like Tesla is the big swingin dick of the day |
| end of business cycle euphoria mixed with rotation. The End is Nigh. Just t-bill and chilling for Chaos Kevin to give us the black swan |
| Googl fucked me today |
| Top 10 lies of all time, and not 2-10 |
| I think Micron is peaking as well. |
| Why not 😈 |
| If I wasn't single and had a loving family I'd stop investing/gambling right away smh |
| I see memestocks that make no money have more life than msft and meta today lmao |
| Poet is making me rich |
| Just poured a 40 oz for all the bears out there |
| The numbers will be slightly better than expected. Cooked to perfection. |
| Shares only |
| Robot butcher? |
| ISRG bloodbath |
| I might trim at 1700 but otherwise letting this thing rip and ride baby |
| Anyone doing Q earnings? |
| I'm in for a small play lol\n\n4x May 22 $5 calls \n2x Jun 5 $5 calls |
| No, I go until -200% or bust |
| Pullback of 2-3% and then 20-30% rally? |
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| SNDK mega candle before close? |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| MU is almost up 10% and it's not even taco Tuesday. MU about to moon so hard it'll become a space play too, and moon another 100% off that. |
| Ready for tomorrow's 10am generational dip buying opportunity |
| good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell... sounds like my dating standards rn lol |
| It must pay to lie. Lying is the new normal. Can even make you a president. |
| Their main competitor just announced they now officially have 0% Chinese market share.\n\nBelieve it or not… calls? |
| Inflation is bullish. |
| # Just as I predicted. Every dip is a buyin opportunity! LMAO🤌🏿 |
| gambling when you are poor is desesperation not insanity, but not selling once you are wealthy enough is pure greed |
| Issue bonds to fund Ai efforts |
| I got RGTI,hims, and plug calls. I am thinking of either getting MARA calls or MVST. Which one should I get out of the 2? With this many plays there’s no way I lose right??!! |
| Dump it |
| Yo Meta is sub 600 again? What's going on there. Haven't checked on Marky Mark for a couple months |
| There's one guy here who's pumping DRAM shares. Why bro? |
| MU 1000 eow is....\n\nNOT. A. MEME. |
| what about it? |
| Ah…that put was $300, made net zero, let’s go… |
| Yeah. |
| SPY competing with Tesler for most regarded shit ever grand prize |
| Coz u a lil b |
| I saw it regard, you still gonna end up with 0.8% return |
| I hope so |
| Doubt it, too easy of a play and move. |
| alive and well |
| held amd through 3 sleep-deprived pizza runs and a breakup, still got distracted by dog memes tho lmao |
| Did you pull the trigger? |
| I’m just gonna say it. Fuck these instant recoveries. |
| Yeah, 20% dilution incoming. That meta deal was garbage for amd |
| You don't deserve to get rich with that peasant mindset |
| It's coming I'm loading slowly |
| You’re a good kid. |
| Psyche |
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| Short it OP full port |
| For the first time I will be holding MU calls overnight so I expect this to die now. |
| Red by close? |
| Puts it is |
| What did googl do to deserve that |
| Ah yes, I almost forgot this is the regard sub. |
| Nice. This looks safer to do than to gamble prior to ER |
| Yeah please dump into EOD so i can load up on calls. Talk about a bad poker face MM. lol |
| Anyone else in on HIMX?\n\nI got in at 17 |
| I need a power hour |
| I am once again asking for a $3 drop. |
| honestly? In my retirement accounts? Every payday. \n\nIn my degen yolo taxable? Waiting till October. If my thesis is correct, I'm going to yolo into ibit. If my thesis is wrong, I'll just buy SPY and never think about anything ever again. |
| I bought netflix, it's on me my bad. It's going back to 75 I bet, then even lower into the 30s, it looks pretty bad. |
| Ok |
| lisan al gaib\n\nNo joke, grats op. |
| With my last $400 BP i bought some 7410 puts and prayed to the ber gods just a casual 5 bagger, that's all I ask, and it was granted |
| I kind of hope that we ignore the problem until we have to do fuel rationing. That way the boomers have to shut the fuck up about how hard it was in the 70s. |
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| I would also check moving averages and rsi/volume to help decide. |
| Voo and chill. Can’t lose won’t lose |
| Imagine thinking MU at 100 was insane |
| relatable fr |
| Damn I am the complete opposite I guess, feels like power hour movements are ass, morning liquidity is great when that volatility is there, cant really trade 0dtes on a perfect "balanced" market |
| You may have to be more specific. That description matches many popular meme stocks. |
| Cameron Dawson's done her semi homework\n\n in between boob jobs |
| Dump it! |
| The fate of my port shall be decided in 2 hours 👀 |
| a bers wet dream |
| Wooo king |
| go back to 740 come on now you know you want to |
| I know we say this shit all the time, but the term "shrek dong" just kills me every time I read it. My brain hasn't processed it as a normal thing to read yet |
| Alright 40% of my port is now DRAM shares and leaps. This should end well. |
| also true. |
| If your bearish on poet i dont blame you. My price target was 12 and thats where i unloaded. If poet ber needs refuge and rehab into bullhood, let me reccoment to you, LIGHTPATH. Just buy and hold. Youll make back what you lost on poet, trust. |
| wut |
| Microsoft you whore |
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| Where MU goes, SNDK follows, +10% tomorrow |
| Sounds about right, surely this ends well |
| In 2015 i didn’t know what sp500 was, probably couldnt get ibkr subscription, could imagine buying a stock is legit, let alone have any money to do it. \nYou deserve it! |
| https://preview.redd.it/h24v7end4k0h1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc084e93d23cb04702af91de57b1f62477a6038 |
| sold their paws to buy puts |
| Wtf was that? My gay chihuahua took a bigger dump than this |
| tomorrow is literally taco tuesday |
| We’re closing red today |
| So glad I "took profits" and sold 2/3rds of my RKLB position year ago... |
| I'm relatively new to investing.\n\n\nDid a bunch of research to reach the conclusion that boring is successful. Put everything into ETFs.\n\n\nThen watched an interview with Peter Beck. Thought holy fuck this guy is a genius. Did some more digging.\n\n\nPut half of my port into RKLB. Up 150%.\n\n\nNo one said investing was this easy. |
| Ber trap |
| Asts i sold half just incase |
| Congratulations and fuck you. Enjoy. |
| Sir, I believe you’re looking for r/investing |
| Sucks CNBC took Morgan Brennan off of trading hours hosting. Fucking sucks |
| No worries. I got burned on TSLA at open and then sold and now its up dozens of dollars lol |
| In 53 minutes, ASTS hits $100 |
| Voo undervalued |
| There’s only one RR ticker I’m buying and that’s RR.L |
| Thank you |
| The same sub that can't figure out how to see the second screenshot is giving me advice about stonks. That checks out. |
| Nobody panic, the bullmarket cannot be stopped by power hour paperhands!!!! |
| Tomorrow will be interesting that’s for sure |
| Haahahah bears! |
| Every single dip is bought in a matter of minutes LMAO |
| someone knows something |
| He mains the price appears to be at a top signal cause it's so safe even a brain dead idiot would do it trusting the "vibes". This means the price might not keep having insane gains |
| SNDK 1600+ by eod is no joke |
| not really, drifting up into the mid 18s over and over again is how i've been sucked in before the last few weeks - then they knock it down to 16.5-17, rinse and repeat\n\nwhen it rips, it'll hit 19-20 within an hour |
| Hope you bought the mu dip |
| Bought a cheeky put an hour ago at $1.7, sold at $3, could’ve been $10. Well, it’s better than not selling and losing it all like last Friday. |
| Any updates from anybody here? What’s with the 9+% dump today? |
| He bought? Dump it. \nHe sold? Pump it. |
| Interesting because I have much more success with at least 2-3 months out to a year, as well. My timing is not very good as I am often too early, which means I'm wrong! For the strike I'm comfortable with maybe 10-15% out of the money. Understanding IV is where I'm falling short, although I know it's not as vital with long dated options. But still, if the VIX is going nuts (> 25 or so) I usually wait. Any thoughts there?? |
| SURRENDER 🌈🐻'S BUL HAS THE HIGH GROUND. |
| Brace for shrek dong bers |
| Jesus Christ! The way QQQ bounces back is on fucking believable |
| What dip? It's green everyday |
| ASTS IV is 188% holy shirtballs |
| Puts destroyed again |
| I hope we can end .01% red so we can officially say we had a red day so we can reset the streak and begin another 2 month 1% every day train |
| you rreally think that's possible? |
| I trimmed |
| Qqq is soo retarded |
| More like gay shaped economy |
| lol |
| SPY plummeting rn. This eod flash dip confirms it. The last 32 years was just a big bull trap. Starting from today, the next multiple decades will be straight down. Your grandkids will see SPY back in double digits.\n\nBull is fuck. |
| Every MU dip just gets gobbled up |
| Blah blah blah. Bears sound smart. Bulls make money |
| Trust. |
| 🐻 are trying to make it happen. |
| Decent |
| ZERO |
| THEY ARE SELLING 12 SECTORS DUE TO ALGOS PILING INTO 1 SECTOR\n\n1 SECTOR IS MAKING NEW 52 WEEK HIGHS WHILE NONE OTHER ARE, SO WHEN THEY RUGPULL NOBODY WILL HAVE MONEY TO STOP IT DUE TO FOMO INTO CHIPS\n\nGot it? |
| too much up and down |
| These stop loss hunts are getting really obvious today |
| Its wild man, seeing a G-Wagon suddenly materialize in my net worth in a day would have had me over the moon in the before times.\n\nNow I just go... what the fuck.... 😔 |
| Always quadruple down, and set the sell at .01 above your cost so you made 9$ stressing about 350$ all day🦧 |
| Screw it im in |
| Me being too distracted by RKLB gains that I didn’t even notice SPY dip |
| Should woulda coulda |
| so you can buy calls for power hour |
| Reversal inc |
| Stocks leading the market are trading at like 2036 prices right now in 2026. |
| robot wanker |
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| What are chances the inflation print tomorrow is what starts the crash |
| It was nice role playing a market crash for 5 mins saw my puts go from down 90% to only being down 85% for the day… |
| THANK YOU FOR THE DIP I JUST BOUGHT LMAO |
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| # Buy buy buy buy regards! |
| Stonks only go up hurrrrrrrrr |
| Felt like I missed all the opportunities back in octobers run-up. Never too late king |
| Did something happen again just now or is it just cooling off? |
| “crashing to 735” lmao |
| Tsla lol \n\nConvinced you just need to buy otm calls for literal cents whenever it’s red because it will just bounce within a few days |
| Power hour pamp it |
| Ah got u thanks |
| I buy a single SPY call to offset losses on my USO calls and they both fall? What the fuck is this market? |
| V, It's VEEEEEIIING REEEEEEE |
| I don't want to be an investor anymore, I want to be a kid again and play Runescape 24/7 and forget the rest |
| It’ll be flat and fuck us both 😂 |
| What u guys think about ASTS EC today? |
| You say this like we understand what it means |
| Just numbers on a screen… |
| Wtf just happened why a sudden drop |
| I found Michael everyone! |
| Been buying the dip and selling on every pump with RCAT as well as UMAC. |
| In for 100 shares! |
| Its going to dump into close, isn't it? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ziwu49ev3k0h1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a420f000f9474d4da43c1cde697592bc8c74fcce |
| Wow, haven’t seen something like this since… March |
| yep jumped in mu at 750, then it dipped and my portfolio looked like my sleep schedule: a mess lmao |
| What a crazy day . Thank you bols for the entertainment |
| I’m losing out on at least 20 chipotle burrito bowls with guac 🥑 on the side, but hell, who needs food |
| How do I sell puts too early TWICE. 7x 7420p sold for $520 |
| He also said to get in on Semi's at this level. |
| i better see your put gains |
| You should have done that a week or two ago |
| Second time I bought SPY puts at ATH and second time it’s printed money today. Are you guys retarded? Why isn’t everyone doing this? |
| you'd have to be unfathomably retarded to lose money in this market |
| If you play video games, Ubisoft has been shit for so long. \n\nActivision-Blizzard at least has Candy Crush and phone addiction, plus hearthstone earns like 1 bil annually in revenue. Diablo 4 is pretty good as well. \n\nI can't remember the last good game Ubi put out. What a grotesquely mismanagement of the company. |
| Aka my port is 450 instead of 300\* |
| r/MilkaPackung |
| When is buying the top a bad idea is what I’m trying to fucking figure out. Taking profits early and don’t care because I’m too nervous idiot in the WH going to say something dumb and crash it. |
| And as easily dump |
| No need to panic. Its a little dump to bait Bear into buying more puts for tomorrow's CPI.\n\nThere is a high chance for TACO to 🍳 the CPI number. |
| The company financials put it at just under $200, and with a 151 PE ratio, you have to be very highly regarded to hold after a pure earnings hype spike. |
| Jesus WTF is going on with GOOGL? |
| No reason why they should be beat down like this |
| Still not touching MU so you can expect it to hit $900 sometime this week. You’re welcome |
| Top signal |
| Some of you need to stop FOMO'ing into stocks and need to log onto Battlefield 6 and help us control objective C in Siege of Cairo |
| up 25 on the day 😂 |
| You talking about this dumb movie? 😂\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6wya9kas3k0h1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7480a71fc868e144404ed25525f276b44a5367c1 |
| The VIX is absolutely ripping, something is up for sure.. |
| MU 1000 soon lol just watch, I told you all! |
| Like you would have held this long lol |
| Love them for what |
| My port is the highest it’s ever been yet I feel nothing\n\nMoney isn’t happiness gang.. 🥺 |
| Power hour straight sour for the ghey doubter.. almost rhymes |
| What do you mean? I was just thinking about fomoing into semis |
| There's like 500(ish) of them to name |
| Chips will never be red again |
| SPY |
| Thank you MM’s for this generational pullback. Just went all in on this market crash 2min ago. Generational wealth ahead for me. |
| Well my meta calls are gonna be cooked this week |
| there's a few: once capacity is reached in data centers memory demand won't be as high; you could see a scenario where the LLM model stagnates and companies stop investing in it or dial down their investments (llms are data hungry so they require memory but it is not guaranteed they will be the only model for ai); we could start seeing lower revenue because the subsidization of tokens makes LLMs unaffordable. those are all pretty common sense and familiar to capex cycles. |
| i have calls...not feeling great about them |
| There's a Wendys right next to my workplace. I can get a shitty combo for 15 bucks or I can get two slices of pizza and a drink for 8 bucks down the street. The answer is obvious. |
| Up and to the mfkin right |
| Can it jack me off? |
| Just want to slap myself for cancelling my buy order for SOXL at $7.8 (pre-market) last May. And it’s now fcking sitting at $190!!!! 😵 |
| What was the Q425/Q126 % change in profit? |
| There is no way markets will keep pumping like this, this shit is about to take a huge dump |
| Google is free falling |
| How ridiculous would it be if spy closed at open price 😂 |
| ANET oversold |
| Breadth and advance decline line plummeting. \n\nWe’re gona get the 2000’s crash but at 2026 speed 😂 |
| I've grown up in a conservative christian family and not gonna lie it's affecting my life quite a bit |
| same homie |
| I bought $250k of ASTS today, pray for me. |
| If bears were for real we would have -1% candle. Btfd!!!! |
| The rug will be pulled soon enough 😎 |
| i pray. sold all my microslop and ready to dump all into this |
| Fun Fact. $BTBT owns 70 percent of the $WYFI shares |
| I'm going to be homeless if this market doesn't reach the top soon |
| Eh stomach kinda hurts now, you? |
| **Someone here must know something from insider trading** |
| Probably because I should've bought $500 billion worth of T-bonds. Why doesn't everyone just do what Buffett does? |
| What's the catalyst? |
| silence burr\n\ngo back to sleep |
| Get out with that 0.8% return regard |
| Chat reads differently when ur balls deep |
| Ionq these nuts |
| Wtf happened my port went from + 80% today to +70% |
| I was already rich from two decades of hard work and disciplined trading.\n\nI have simultaneously never been richer and more distrusting of the market right now. \n\nIt is such a weird feeling. As green dildos violate my portfolio with out consent, watching eye watering returns that literally were not possible or regular a decade ago.\n\nAll I can feel is distrust. |
| Full ported into ELVA as a lithium ion play. \n\nFirst they came for the RAM. And I didnt buy because im an idiot\n\nThen they came for the HDD and SDD and i didnt buy because im an idiot. \n\nThen they came for the cpu chips and i didn’t buy because im an idiot\n\nNow ill buy lithium ion plays because im an idiot |
| Spy do the funny |
| Up 20 million |
| It could be a bigger dip, lol. |
| Sir we are in a casino\n\nForget about ratios |
| I guess infinitely raising prices and hoping enough people buy at the higher price point to cover for the loss of customers who won't pay that has its limits. |
| Are Bers for real this time |
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| 🌮 not funny anymore. You guys are just sad ball lickers |
| tell your husband and kids you love them. |
| My SPY 740C 0dte isn’t looking too hot |
| Jim Cramer " I want you to buy IBM"\n\nFuck you Jim |
| You don't even have $5 |
| You’re more likely to make money buying into close than you are in the AM when volatility is high. The numbers don’t lie. |
| There is no way the market is ever going to pullback. We're going to the moon. |
| Um mu? |
| lmao |
| Hmmm I wonder 🤔 |
| This is going to be a huge crash imo. |
| Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now, it's fucking over! |
| how irrelevant is SHOP now? i am the clown that's holding it |
| SpaceX IPO |
| I aint mad but fuck bro shoulda just balls deep puts |
| Yikes. Helios is going to hammer fuck you into the ground. 50% more hbm bandwidth than Vera rubin and the datacenter CPU leader in a space trending toward inference and CPU usage. Not to mention peg is about 30% below 5 historical averages nothing about this stock is expensive.\n\nBUT CHART GO UP SO ME SHORT.\n\nHopefully you at least learn a lesson |
| This is my new motto thank you |
| Seems like a great spot to reload on more calls |
| I loaded up on ASTS calls at the open. |
| What I would do for an improbable NVDA and SPY double v right now |
| i wish you people would just grab microslop puts! |
| # Every dip is a generational buy opportunity! Thank you for your matter to this attention! LMAO🤌🏿 |
| Onon $40 strike |
| Are we just drawing mountains on the chart |
| Haha if you win that also means I won (just not as much) I'm rooting for you to take my shares |
| Somehow I don't think so, I did and I went up... A lot... |
| Had a discounted Dunkin Donut today and my stomach is now feeling sick 2 hours later... Will I make it? |
| Oh no there’s a 2% pull back after being up 94% the past month. Bears might be right |
| > It was a move to deliberately choke off China and Russia while forcing the EU and the majority of Asian nations to rely on the US for energy. The game is always about control of natural resources\n\ndear lord your brain is rotting on fox news. china has tons of renewable energy (and there will probably be a pipeline built between iran and china by the end of this) and russia is already really weak. mango was convinced by bibi and stubborn that iran wouldn't completely give in to his demands in dec/jan. these people aren't intelligent. |
| Do you think the stock market mooned after Order 66 in star wars? |
| I should've listed to Buffett and just put $500 billion into T-bonds instead of buying calls |
| VIX and Oil the same price, they’re just hunting stop losses seems like tomorrow going to be green AF |
| opened a MU long at $810. am i doing it right? |
| Cant believe I was ACTUALLY able to diffuse RKLB by buying mere shares lmao |
| How many accounts have you blown in the last month |
| Yeah thats why they're up 30% |
| We don’t know about something |
| Power hour V these bers outta here |
| By what math? What data? Tell me the specific company financials and catalyst that would make this stock $500/share. \n\nBecause its book value is just under $200 and even factoring in the stupidity of retail investors. |
| Until it crash D: |
| Feel like naming the stock or do you like being vague? |
| Day** |
| ceasefire tweet incoming |
| I don't know when it will arrive but im certain big red american lost century candle is coming soon. |
| The Iran war ending. |
| HERE WE GO 🤗 |
| how you feeling now? |
| 3 weeks ago I was down to 3 digits in the fun account, down 98% on the year. \n\nNow I'm almost back to 5 digits and only down 69% on the year thanks to SNXX, INTC, and Q |
| Sour hour called it |
| MU last dip before $1000 |
| He thinks being loud is funny. It's not |
| Still DCA’ing or just watching the stock now? |
| US10Y has entered the chat. |
| ##He bought? |
| lol I hope I can get out of this |
| I swear to god this shit had better not V back to 740 |
| Bears tryna jump in , lol only able to push down $7 on MU |
| I always tell myself no more trading after 12pm because I lose coz liquidity and movements are ass, opened a trade rn and immediately dumps 😂 listen to yourself |
| Bought ionQ shares for high 40s this morning, pre-merger approval with Skywater, it's near £60 a share... \n\nLongterm hold, or cash out with a small profit? 🤔 |
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| If im ever at an automated restaurant im just going to hop the counter and take my food for free. They arent paying anyone why should i? |
| don't sleep on allbirds bro, next trillion dollar company |
| What black swan will throw us into a 1 year bear market this time? |
| DUMP IT ON THESE GREEDY BOLS |
| My port went red today because I have more MSFT and GOOG than semi stocks in my port.... Fuck |
| 🥭 outbursts are bullish. TACO Tuesday coming up. |
| Are we the only ones?? |
| Ok |
| Lol. Lmao even |
| It’s going back to $740 in 15 minutes guaranteed |
| Bears, do your thing on MSFT. Nothing else is worth it. |
| VCX has again 4X-ed in the last 10 days lmao |
| fr. my only loser today is AAPL. wtf tim. |
| On... Tuesday? |
| SOXL to 225 tomorrow |
| I broke new ath of 918k |
| These will print, don't forget me when you get your yacht |
| This is bullish for MU because I'm sure they use MU chips...\n\nMU 1480c 05/15 |
| All in calls |
| Op made up a number. I have a reasonable target that is higher than OP that is not based on vibes but a model of the market. No one knows where this goes but I am not doing my trade based on vibes |
| Red tomorrow |