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| BERS WANTED VOLATILITY\n\nHOPE UR HAPPY |
| trump is about to speak |
| I mean he controls the markets and the rich are dependent on the markets. |
| SPY $750 eod |
| That SHREK on SLV |
| wtf did they open the hormuzzy? |
| Why oil trying to shid |
| I mean, 1 thing people seem to be either ignoring outright or not talking about, is that a massive portion of those ships previously stuck over there were told to head back to sea and towards the gulf coast for US energy instead. Those countries than began staggering their traffic towards us instead. a good chunk of those tankers should arrive this week and start circling a new chain once they finish their return. (this also includes China). Outside of the tension we're all seeing, the insurers/shipping companies also got pissed af when they threatened mines/tolls and don't want to deal with that for will likely be a while due to a loss of trust. |
| Easy money lol\n\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1shjmil/comment/ofdsnfo/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button |
| No news |
| What happend to the -4% day yall were so confident about |
| NHI have always engaged with humans through all of history. The phenomenon can lead and manipulate humanity through synchronicities and leading human behavior. There’s both good and bad |
| Whitehouse press summoned to Manga \n\n |
| !banbet SPY 683 4h |
| there is literally no limit to how far this pump will go |
| Wat was the headline |
| Why my calls green? |
| But what if the insiders are too retarded to realize the positive news is actually negative? |
| Literally no reason for us to be green right now |
| The petrodollar doesn’t work if they want to be the seller. What incentive do the middle easterns have to support their main competitor |
| I get that y’all are all trolls that comment. But there’s no way you actually think we should be going up right now |
| It's because this economy is built on a huge pile of garbage that will eventually burn down and take all the bulls with it |
| And I remind China that fishing in other nations waters and copyright infringement of our IP violates International law. See no one cares |
| Exactly the samd minutes spy gad those big pump candles big orders of oil futures were sold. Lmao in plain sight |
| not long term bear. just not long ai garbage |
| Bulls falling for fake headlines and turning into exit liquidity again\n\nSPX is not pricing in the earnings compression from oil 📈\n\nSomeone is wrong here… |
| kay |
| As a bear maybe I should be glad to only be having a -8% day |
| Mango is now jesus |
| https://preview.redd.it/1wxrb75hizug1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a538fa2a69173822ff36082d8eb0dcdda28dd43\n\n |
| This is genuinely hilarious. |
| I paid more in gains taxes than you made last year on your W-2 lmao wage bitch |
| MMs just hate bears at this point, it's personal |
| we will never see a red day again |
| All shitposting aside, what's actually causing this pump? Was there news? |
| CHPY , Google, and META |
| F = m*a where F is the force of the mighty green dildo up the ber anus |
| plausible |
| RIGHT as things were starting to sell off we get another copium pump headline\n\nUnreal. Should sue the dick off someone |
| And they never said thank you even once. They'll clearly loose like Ukraine\n\nWait - |
| Puts down 20%, I'm just gonna go play some slay the spire and come back to either 100% + or - |
| Old enough to be new nowhere. |
| If everyone win then no one win. It’s gotta be irrational to wreck your puts |
| I dont get the action. Almost every news headline is bad. |
| cuz the market doesnt care what deranged redditors think |
| I stopped mid-typing “how do I enable options trading in my vanguard ira” into the search bar and said out loud You fucking degenerate |
| Congrats everyone woo!\n\nGas is back under $3, housing supply has gone up immensely, inflation deflated, and big tech is bringing back everyone they laid off! 🎉 |
| Sold my MSFT calls to early smh |
| Imagine we get another rally like 2025 |
| would love a dip to get in on |
| I give up Barron. please dump it -0.1% 💔 |
| I was there I rolled it for them |
| because you wanted it to drop |
| Time to sell calls only way to win this pos rigged game. |
| Another poor statistic. Guy tries trading, doesn't understand anything, gets wiped out. Goes back to punching a clock. |
| Ok now chop for the next 2 hours |
| Loading up on puts gg |
| I’m starting to believe when he says we already won |
| I could use it |
| This is making me nervous. |
| tax question: can you work off stock market losses in prison? |
| Please drop |
| Ouch |
| Hey, got any grapes? 🦆 |
| I am up today thanks to BTC shorting (when comparing BTC to Friday's price vs QQQ going up). |
| Can't stop them, best you can do is try to make money out of it. |
| hey bullas fyi autonomous agents are impossible using classical computing according to the laws of physics so u should not be long in any classical computing hardware stock considering thats their entire reason they have been going so bigly green. stop being stupid. sell ur mag7 ur mu ur sndk and maybe youll live through the crash |
| And stocks are up today. If I’m a clown, and you got proved wrong by one, what level of idiot does that make you? |
| Just like I said in the weekend thread, SPY would be up 0.2% Monday 😂😂 |
| Looks like a hated rally is forming. God forbid Iran cuts a deal |
| what goes up must come down |
| Intel ceo shakes elon's hand stocks go up 50% lol |
| 🥭 and the new Ayahtola are actually good friends and are smoking a fat blunt together right now. |
| Lol at the bears.. |
| Buy algos unstoppable |
| dude nobody cares. post positions and stop with the bold and alarm shit |
| If NQ rejects here we are going back to 25100 |
| Damn my stupid ass broker doesn’t have strikes out that far ☹️ |
| Another Axios pump, lmfao |
| Iran will fold completely. They're quiet, weak, and trying to appear cordial. They have no cards on the table. |
| not compared to Friday . It's "up" because that is compared to yesterday after it dumped |
| This could be true everyday dude |
| Can someone please explain why the market is pumping rn or neutral at worst, given the current situations? |
| Lmao B |
| The market was more concerned about some tariffs than a civilisation potentially being obliterated. |
| Too many idiots calling for red in the comments.\n\n\nCalls it is |
| The shit Wall Street used to have to pull in order to fuck you over took hard work. Now they just do it front of your face with an algo, and there’s nothing you can do about it. |
| not a single soul selling the past 10 days |
| PPI report is coming tomorrow. I don't think, we will have a good one as cost of production rises. |
| BEARS LMFAO |
| GENUINE QUESTION: \nWhat are the plausible ending scenarios for this war? |
| Huh didn't know market had already moved on from the war, spy 700 eow |
| $400 end of week maybe 🚀 |
| #should have bought more IGV FUCK |
| Every time I don’t fomo into a stock because it’s already risen so much, it continues to rise.\n\nMaybe I’m just thinking too hard |
| wooooow calls it is then |
| Name checks out |
| Da bears loseeeeee |
| Bers? |
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| Apparently the Chinese have reminded Israel and Trump that China has a trade agreement with Iran and have advised them not to interfere with their ships. |
| !banbet pltr 139 4d |
| Why's QQQ pumping 😂😂😂😂 |
| Iranian blockade = bearish\n\nUS blockade = bullish |
| FAHHHH |
| # 🚨 AS I SAID: WAY TOO BEARISH IN HERE\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sk7i7b/daily_discussion_thread_for_april_13_2026/ofynyg2/ |
| Markets smoking that pure hopium. Might get a whiff myself |
| How are those puts? |
| I have a shitcoin and a property in Dubai to sell to you.\n\nDM me |
| This is so depressing |
| Fighting a tiny thumb |
| OG reference |
| Imagine how high it would go if we actually had nuclear WW III |
| JUST IN: Oil tanker bound for China reportedly forced to turn around due to the U.S. naval blockade, per ship tracking data. |
| !remind me 3 days |
| Of course they do lmao retails are their wealth transfer |
| easily the most sensible theory I've heard today, no /s |
| No chance the US attacks a Chinese boat |
| HOLY GREEN DICK |
| wtf did these guys eat for lunch |
| Markets are forward looking. That’s the secret sauce. Gobble gobble |
| I am in cash right now at ath. This makes no sense to me. |
| Vix calls at open was such a bad choice lmao |
| Mind boggling how much stock Carvana company officers can sell without affecting the stock. \n\n4/30 earnings, 5/7 stock split. Rug pull 6/1-15? |
| anygoy have any bright ideas? |
| Spy up $1+ after I bought a put I need to give up |
| I randomly bottom ticked pltr with 44 shares wth im so lucky |
| WHY ARE WE NOW PUMPING AT +0.23%? |
| I would never touch that hand. Covered in McDonald’s and his diaper juice |
| Just going off of Bloomberg🫥 |
| People who understand that we can just announce a ceasefire everyday and pump. Infinite money glitch |
| It’s funny how the war already started a month and a half ago but between troop buildup and the blockade 🥭 is acting like he was BEFORE he went into venezuela |
| What are those good vibes 🤣 |
| No, shows bottom is in numnuts |
| SaaS bottom is in |
| In fucking sane |
| Maybe the market had been pricing in 🌮 actually nuking Iran and now that’s off the table so we go up? |
| Someone broke the market. |
| I was going to mock the disproportional shortness of its legs, but then I noticed the visibly massive muscle and remembered dude could probably murder me with one swipe. |
| Looks like I’m holding 677 fries till Wednesday |
| The fact we are green on horrible news should\nShow you how fucked our world is. |
| This guy thinks market makers care about retail traders |
| lol at all the scared money that didn't buy the dip peak fear. That's okay, just FOMO in and join me in Valhalla |
| It just ain't as bad as you think |
| The US is not over there with a toll bridge. Who knows what is really going on. |
| Just listen to Mr global |
| Who buys calls at this level. Were near Ath, above the level of pre war market. And the strait is closed. I need the same substances that these buyers take. But if we believe the words of 🌮 there shouldnt be much drugs left in the USA. |
| Bro are you fucking serious? Get out of the market now you don’t understand shit if you’re asking this question |
| *Chef's kiss* |
| That's just the neighbors skinning a cat. |
| Sorry for your loss. At least you didn’t lose money 🤷♂️ |
| This is healthy price action. The manipulation you all are complaining about is to the downside. |
| It's a big club, and none of us dumb fucks is in it. They are frauding before our very eyes - someone is getting very rich and not ain't you even if you have your piddly muh calls.\n\n\nInsiders are making hundreds of billions off this shit. |
| a little delusional but ok |
| If I had anymore money I would too lol\n\n |
| geyyy voilume holy fuck |
| It’s a rug pull makes no sense |
| https://preview.redd.it/uf55ghsnhzug1.jpeg?width=231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d66bb77099c29957f430534c1413abc8b50b5bd\n\n |
| Spy manipulation in broad daylight. No shame anymore. |
| This pump is only gonna dump |
| I'll preface with saying I don't buy options and probably never will, but green today was hilariously obvious given the last 2 weeks |
| 🥭 closed the strait because he wants the be one who opens it last. 1D plays |
| Cuz fuck you thats why |
| I’m actually done with this dawg there’s no way this pumped as soon as I sold my calls, I need a hug or something man |
| “Microsoft is up, how often do you say that?” 😂 lmao I almost feel bad for how much it’s been dragged, time for 400+ 🚀 |
| Good vibes |
| This. |
| Will rise until morale improves. |
| shrek incoming |
| If the market is pumping with no catalyst that means there’s positive insider info we don’t have access to. Bullish. |
| The good old days ... |
| This is so boring I just cant man |
| Not nuclear war in particular, but the global conflict unfolding. I knew the Russia Ukraine war was going to lead to further destabilization sucking us into the Middle East because the two are connected. The fact that a regional conflict would require boots, the Strait of Hormuz being closed. Global financial collapse leading to the inevitable depegging od the dollar as a world reserve currency. The U.S going into a full surveillance state is apart of this global war. Keep an eye on more conflicts to arise, North Korea, Pakistan Taiwan, Africa and more |
| Hold up, wait a minute, y'all thought I was finished?\nWhen I bought that Aston Martin, y'all thought it was rented? |
| Axios at it again |
| Pershing Square IPO? Ackman is back at it. Ruining lives all over again. |
| What are the reasons on S&P going up today? |
| That is Hegseth with his attempt to throw meter off. Brass is not ordering from Dominos. |
| Ai ai ai. |
| Sorry wtf are we green for. Is there news I am missing? |
| https://preview.redd.it/zxfh40rhhzug1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c97da55bb55cb2b3b36b502be84debd0e32b6e16\n\n |
| Manipulate me harder daddy |
| The fact that everyone in here and X are bearish just shows that MM makers know that so they’re pumping it till puts are sold for losses |
| Medium to tight spaces |
| Oh yeah no I’m buying more puts here |
| oh no we're mooning |
| CAR - Avis is renting rockets 🚀 |
| #🫵🏻remember when futes were down 1.5% overnight🫵🏻 |
| “The pump will continue until morale improves “.\n\n |
| Sure glad I bought some snow on Friday, the shares and drugs |
| and somehow, palpatine returned |
| It's always "buy the rumor, sell the news" until the market decides to trade flatter than Kansas after any piece of news they decide to pump off of |
| I feel like 🥭 would cheat in a thumb war |
| The heat death of the universe will occur before I make money in this market |
| Why? Do you like setting money on fire? |
| we will never see a red day again |
| Apparently China intends to go through the strait anyway, daring the US to make good on their threats. Given how insane America is, it'd be interesting if this sparks a confrontation. \n\n\nThe US soundly and swiftly defeated Iran's conventional forces (with Israeli help), but can't seal the deal because they lacked the foresight to imagine Iran might weaponize Hormutz. They lack strategic vision, even if their tactics are sound.\n\n\n\nAmerica might spend more, but if how they have been approaching Iran is any indication, they also spend both recklessly and wastefully.\n\n\nThey spend tens of times more on the interceptors to shoot down the drones. The Pentagon has not passed an audit in decades, and there's no incentive by anyone in the military to try to tamp down on costs when Congress gives them everything they ask for and more. \n\n\nThere's been a purge of actual military leaders in favor of ass sucking sycophants. I'm not sure if China's government is undergoing their own ineffeciences as a result of authoritarianism, but the US shouldn't even *have* this negative.\n\n\nAnyway, calls |
| Interspace, outerspace, or between jobs? |
| Insiders buying |
| Why dump on Thursday? |
| He sold his calls, pump eet |
| #this market is actual retardation |
| retard. autnomous agents dont exist. 1,000,000 token agents is not autonomous. they have to be babysat by a handler. which makes them a tool. they are agents. not autonomous. you need context in the tens of billions to get an agent that doesnt need a handler which does NOT scale linearly. le sigh. you people are so beyond stupid |
| Are the sanctions on Iran lifted at the same time the US blockading their ships? |
| What in the actual fuck is this |
| Are you still buying or holding |
| **Stocks go up, you stupid fuck** |
| Check out NVID and yields. Both are tech killer. Also techs got way ahead of itself in last week's bounce, QQQ jump way more than other indexes. Financials, real estate sector gets a bid. Sign of investors going defensive. |
| Guys you have to buy longer dated puts, 🥭 will always try to prop the market with fake bullshit |
| Bull trap |
| Yaaaaaaaz, one of my biggest regerts |
| Dude what are these random spikes. I see 0 news |
| Just pump the market already dad |
| I got an idea, instead of testing resistance over and over again, lets see if support holds. |
| Can we not call it a dump/pump when we‘re talking second decimal place? |
| Nice pumps AFTER I SOLD MY CALLS |
| Pershing square USA ipo??? Not again *shudders in fear* |
| and somehow spy is at 680 |
| He’s telling you to hang in there |
| WHAT IS GOING ON?! |
| schrodinger's negotations they are perpetually in a state of going well and going badly |
| Trust the process oil chads |
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| Market realized that every stock only ever goes up |
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| !banbet rivn 15.8 1d |
| They were right about the failed peace talks but wrong about the market |
| Avis CAR - I am renting everything including my calls |
| Slowing getting to proper price |
| awfully affordable 600p for a month out guys. you can't tell me you don't want some lotto ticket exposure in this environment... |
| Snooze fest. |
| I know they tagging the shit out of stop losses rn 🤣 |
| Bought puts here |
Please look at the maritime map. This is about changes the worlds energy flow and getting out of the middle easts control and making the world more dependent on the US. They want to change the middle east oil flows to go through the Gulf of Aden and out of Hormuz ad they want to dismantle the Chinese energy source. Its all making sense how Trump went after Venezuela first to get their government on board with this new flow of energy. Insanity.  Attention Required! | Cloudflare www.marinetraffic.com Attention Required! | Cloudflare www.marinetraffic.com |
| Fake. His is brown |
| Now bears turn |
| Idk what to make of that |
| algo:\n\n/spoofs you\n\n \nmeirl |
| The market does not know |
| Hope it’s 10% up |
| As long as the market shrugs this off the US has the leverage lmao |
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| for the love of God just stop pumping |
| I’m not allowed to make money on Robinhood. It’s in my user agreement I didn’t read. |
| MICROSOFT PUT? |
| what does it mean |
| Good day to remember I got a bunch of nbis wtf happened |
| It took a lot of different, successful trades back to back to do that. They weren't gambles. They were 2 months til expy solid trades. \n\nBelieve what you want. I only started "gambling" last week and cooked my account in a single week because I was angry after taking a loss.\n\nBut I didn't get to 265% YTD by gambling. \n\nBelieve what you want, cuck. |
| 50 resistance tests later.. |
| Roast me, I'm a space traveler 🦖 |
| I hope this is a joke? Because we already have autonomous agents. They make mistakes, just like humans do. A lot of mistakes. But they are autonomous, given they have no intrinsic motivations to make them do things... |
| "You cant fire me i quit" |
| Fraud |
| I know WTF! It’s totally a SS- come on Reddit |
| ???????????????????? |
| SLV about to pump. |
| Microsoft to shutdown Outlook app in 6 weeks |
| Only IRAN ships can't pass through. Everyone else is fine. |
| probably |
| why does spy keep doin that lmao |
| JPM Going CRAZY. 🤑 🤑 |
| Did we just Taco on something? |
| reminder: if you bot rug-pull from Iran, that is considered an untaxed out-of-state purchases |
| Extreme is my middle name 🎸, on a realistic note though, I'm pretty sure America will go balls to the wall destruction wise before they just let people abandon the petrodollar |
| Rekt |
| But... it does? |
| ⭐🐟 |
| Just saying U.S. had to unsanction Iranian Oil to keep the prices down, not sure it'll be able to keep it closed for longer. |
| That’s my day today |
| Anyone who did not buy Microsoft before (hell, even now) and just turn off there app to hold for a year is stupid. Stock will easily be back to 500 within a year. |
| I've been wrong a lot lately with puts so switching to calls, good luck bulls |
| CRWV to 115 eod! |
| Fuck yeah |
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| I regret not selling them about 10 minutes ago |
| Post picture of position |
| !banbet ONDS 9.11 3d |
| Ber is fuk |
| instructions unclear. positions??\n\nbuy USO??? so confused rn |
| There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says "Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.” |
| DXY is the only reason i think the markets didnt crash… its the only thing that its different from all previous crashes |
| I must say most of the times I beat off it's because of boredom it's not even sexual |
| If this holds this will be the 9th straight positive day for QQQ |
| Yeah I know that. I'm legit asking what's the process?\n\n🤣*Grabs 🖋️ and 📜* |
| History shows that market only goes up. To bet against that is insane |
| Imagine not full porting puts right here. |
| I dont want to feed it |
| This is insider trading at its finest |
| market consists of more than just software believe it or not |
| Why USO going down what did I miss? |
| Head and shoulders forming. This thing going to drop the gap fill. No good deed goes unpunished |
| Iran got no leverage because the market too retarded |
| wrong. capex cuts will rek it |
| I’m gonna squirt when VIX drops into 18s |
| If I don't see the starfish of approval you're band |
| i love seeing both SPY and Oil pumping at the same time |
| software coming back off of rough first quarter, CRWD, NOW, CRM all popping |
| NCD is leaking |
| Nah\n\nYou know how people buy a pair of $150 sneakers and flip them for $200? That’s what I did here |
| Loosing my USO call gains with SPY puts 🤭🤭 |
| What if we flat today so we can have Black Tuesday |
| wallstreetbets so stupid they buy nvda calls cuz muh ai. the truth is kid, no amount of gpus will ever ever let autonomus agents exist. ur just a total moron and youll eventally lose it all re rolling ur gains into the nvda calls. becuse the market will eventually realize gpus are a scam |
| Nobody is talking about CAR, holy fucking pump for the last few days |
| oversold? |
| Netflix puts.... |
| I'm not even a ber but I'm still absolutely baffled by oil staying as low as it is and stocks still going up.\n\nWe are seeing clear escalation from both sides with a peace deal further away than ever. Strait of Hormuz has never been more closed, and all oil bought before the war has now been delivered.\n\nClearly a supermassive TACO 🌮 is being priced in. |
| Shower first m’kay? |
| range bound 678-683 to kill options |
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| so we’re just gonna stay like this until the orange man tweets huh |
| 6 8 0 |
| Oh hi 680! I missed you! |
| Software doesn't run on oil |
| guys i’m starting to worry about my puts |
| Bers figured out how to turn gold into lead |
| what the fuck is going on here, my puts aren’t working |
| why is SaaS rising today? |
| Bears were running their mouths all weekend for this. |
| Calls |
| Truly the strongest market in the history of markets. I believe I'll be buying more calls here |
| Buy some please |
| It holds the entire economy. US Treasury PPT won’t let it fall |
| QQQ down -0.2% YTD. we have fully priced in all war and rate hike risks |
| More bearish than ever\n\nWhen the regards are euphoric I know the shit is on the way |
| Those big green candles usually mean a rip is coming in at some point today on SPY. But I don't know shit |
| A nuclear war can’t drop this market. But me buying calls can. wtf |
| Have you guys ever been with a hot woman and you got so nervous your thing went limp as a noodle? |
| We about to pump $2 watch this shit |
| Should I buy a put to make it go up more? |
| On the basis of??? |
| https://preview.redd.it/vocymcmcgzug1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9f540645f1485d8fc0b5606f23cc15c3a1637e6\n\n |
| volume is so fuking low it should be illegal to open this market like this |
| So just a pump every clock hour and bleed the remaining 59 minutes nothing to see here folks |
| Won't make a difference, none of the current ones had true experience anyways. It's prolonged, so might as well get some young blood up there for the years to come |
| Still don’t understand! |
| Imagine buying puts on a market blessed by the orange retarded Jesus. Get a grip bears. |
| sold covered calls that just been holding value for a week lol ya gay |
| Can microsoft turn microhard and do another 1% |
| Waiting in other people to do their job at work. Market isn’t doing shit. The fuck am I supposed to do |
| It exists |
| SPY700 seems feasible again. My spidey senses are tingling |
| I bought puts this morning that expire next week. \n\nMarket will be propped up until then. |
| Cheeky short here on nq at 25320 |
| Bull Shit or bull trap? |
| Tech will dip hard today. |
| Billionaires feel good today so SPY 700 eow |
| I mean I think that might be the plan. |
| Ironic mango tryna prosecute Powell. But he manipulates markets more than anyone else. |
| With volume this low the only traders at this point are literally the option dealers. \n\nEveryone else just buying options and waiting to see what the price moves to.\n\nBut the price is determined by those same dealers just hedging and de-hedging, because no one else is fucking trading the underlying (or apparently wants to).\n\nAnd people are really mad at this price action so they buy more or different options.\n\nYou couldn't write better irony. |
| Best way to earn $1m is to start with $10m and follow r/wallsteetbets. |
| Wet Ass Hormussy |
| Finally today is the day we end in red |
| That’s literally everyone except Russia |
| Is it possible for the stock market to go down |
| Time to start planning positions for tommorow, see no good buys right now |
| You’re accepting those 2k barrels home boy. |
| Oops |
| 🚨VICTOR ORBAN TUMBLED OFF RUSSIAN TANKER IN STRAIT - ALL SHIPS BLOCKED FROM ENTERING🚨 |
| Who’s pumping this green |
| Flatter than Donny's ass... |
| nvda is the most overvalued turd of all time. this stock will be worth only 400bil soon. wont be long now |
| I have a preemptive pardon from 🥭 |
| Reddit reopened the strait |
| Sir, have you seen the volume? Did that get blockaded too |
| You can all lick my nuts when it rockets second half of day 🫵🤡🖕 |
| Saylor has been buying btc for 6 years and still lost ~7 billion |
| $10 gas is priced in? |
| So we escorting ships now |
| If there’s not a dump after this then it’s pure manipulation |
| Actually green today LMFAO. Msft W |
| Quiver Quantitative has some resources. |
| What goes down must go up further |
| yes you’re fucked bozo |
| What a boring day 🥱 |
| MSTR more purchases, more losses, more debt |
| Shouldn't cast spells in here |
| Bears punching air, tale as old as time lmaoooo |
| Everyone is a buyer today obviously |
| I just don't get why we don't wipe out all the countries 🥭 doesn't like? The market would go up 5% every day and wed own the world! |
| Everyone was saying war was good for stox now seems like everyone saying war bad? |
| I’m confused |
| Im gae as fk atm |
| btc can never hold any gain |
| Was fool to short oracle at 150? :,v |
| flicking SPY's 680 bean |
| Markets or historically uncaring to geopolitical conflicts after initial price reactions. Business gonna business |
| Resilience….manipulation….whatever |
| The market always finds a way to fuk both Bol and Ber |
| Realistically no.\n\nYou can argue Israel has done shitty things (and I agree), as have the US but you can't compare them with a theocratic rogue terror state like Iran. Besides, Israel and NK already has nukes, we don't want more of them.\n\nWestern world has huge investments and partnerships in the region. The strait impacts us. US definitely has a say in whether more nuclear bombs develop in the region, especially one that has continually funded regional instability and terror. |
| If you bought options, congrats your regarded just send your money to me |
| What bers, where are they? |
| One move in the morning and then the market stalls.. This has been the pattern for the past few days. |
| WE DID IT REDDIT |
| my longs got liquidated only for all my positions to be green again by open, how awesome is that |
| made a good bit off that VWAP bounce. this game is pretty easy tbh |
| If you’ve got puts sell ‘em’ then balls deep calls |
| One ounce of good news we blowing the top off the mofo like someone shook the champagne bottle |
| No we are sitting at GEX neutral on daily volume, GEX neutral on OI and Max pain both happen to overlap on todays expiration at 677.\n\nWhere the fuck you getting this number from? |
| why cant fukass mu get pumped |
| It'll be over in 2 weeks |
| China also just told the USA to stand the fuck down |
| We crash after you will go all in |
| It's crazy how little it has climbed despite us now being in week 7 of this with no sign of an off-ramp, earliest possible oil shipments out of Hormuz would be May 13th even if it opened today and traffic went to normal |
| Yo dawg I heard you like blockades |
| DELL made a tard rich 🤑 today |
| Bro you risked 100k to make 2k. You can get those returns at Wendys for no money down. |
| I think maybe they forgot to remove the shipping chuck pads and lock screws when they unboxed the VIX this morning. |
| This guy gets it |
| That 11:06 1min candle lmao 🤣 |
| Dead cat bounce |
| No I’m 25K into a weekly on them |
| I was not expecting green today |
| issat a lil ol bull trap? |
| QQQ is not going red today! |
| cause the market isnt |
| for 5 mins before it pumped back to green the second market closed lmao |
| How do bers feel right now ? |
| This market shows surprising resilience |
| Best I can do is an Amanita phalloides |
| Hitting some scalps this morning. Gotta try not to overtrade and lose it all now. |
| It was under 100 a year ago |
| Who are we even trading against today LMAO |
| Only goes up |
| I could use an alien invasion right now, ah fuck that would probably make the market go up too |
| Only news today was a blockade. And we’re green? That’s so regarded |
| I don't know why anyone would take call options on oil.\n\nIt's clear the US Treasury department is shorting it to subsidize oil.\n\nBessent alluded to it previously saying they had a $10B emergency account they could use for such a thing. The question is how long until it runs out. |
| Lol.. what the heck is with these low volume on the indexes?\n\nAlmost like weekend trading volume.. where some drunk bros trades with each other. |
| Realistically, is the US navy really going to stop Chinese ships? Seems obvious to me that they won't. |
| God, I wish that was me |
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| PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP |
| genuinely what is the bull case |
| It also doesn't 'function' when you've got a cob up yer arse. |
| Precisely |
| I think that SPY will go up so inverting my choice means we have to buy puts, however everyone knows that puts make you a ghey ber and ghey bers can never be right, therefore the market will stay flat and we have to become lame ass thetagang |
| The market ignoring the main sticking point being the main red line seems wild |
| We are sitting right at Max Pain…truly a coin flip |
| Why today of all days is MSFT ripping |
| We call him Isa ibn Maryam.\n\nPraise be to Allah! |
| Wait, black monday? IS THAT A KAISERREICH REFERENCE?!?! |
| Puts on META because wtf is this Mark Zuckerberg clone shit |
| just short btc and make $ no matter what. up 1% today thanks to btc short in an otherwise flat market |
| "Yo pump it one more time forgot to close my calls" type vibes |
| How many you gonna give me? |
| You need to stop with the betting thing... |
| So far |
| The only thing that’ll save your OTM calls will be if Cramer says buy pootz. |
| If this motherfucker drops after I sold my puts for a 50% loss |
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| Literally not even testing overnight lows is wild |
| thank you, orange jesus |
| Hormuz will be fully open by Friday 😂😂 this whole world is fucking géy and highly regarded and I'm here for it |
| The banks are against the bears.\n\nYou can’t fight the Fed. Also hard to fight Jamie Dimon. |
| Man wtf is going on with sandisk? It was at 400 a few months ago why didnt anyone tell me to full port calls? |
| 2028? Go back to r/investing |
| Best I can do is +.8% |
| It'd be cheaper. |
| With volume this low they can burn option premiums with stupidly low capital and make a kings ransom on the derivatives. Can bounce it any way they want it easily |
| Chill out SPY. I didn't authorize a pump. |
| Sold my SPY way too fkin early 🙃 |
| Tired of fake pumps to stay positive for the day. |
| 💀 |
| I think they’re doing a hell of a lot more than ‘shorting oil’. But I also like to blame the market (and the world at large) for my mistakes. |
| VIX still got a gap to close and 6850 call volume growing \n\nThank you for your attention to this matter |
| Is this a bull trap or is it perma green dik? |
| -0.01% |
| I mean, he drained the US weapons cache. They will be pumping billions to the defense industry to replenish. |
| on a scale of 1 to 10 how many mushrooms did you just take? |
| #wher3e is jesuss when u need him |
| been bulled up lately but not much faith in squeeze today\n\nmight need a bit of a puke before uppies\n\ncant even get over last session close |
| everyone has 0dte puts so we sit here till close 🤣 |
| USO mission stay above 133$: impossible |
| We had it friday at close |
| Damn i am almost starting to think that this whole situation is just to put pressure on china, reduce their oil reserver and force the allies to buy oil from the US. Big Investors don't buy the fake threats anymore |
| TSM 400$ EOW |
| **I AM MOSES** |
| yeah but May of what year 2028 |
| Done for the day. Took a 7% hit to the account. Guess I need to put my stupid perma bull hat on tommorrow |
| Sorry but the AI pic pissed me off so much I haven’t been on here or Robinhood today and that says a lot lol. And no I’m not ultra religious or anything |
| Is nothing sacred?! |
| So much worse. |
| Lmao you need to go back to school, retard. it’s not that simple for the Feds to just raise the rates. The rate cuts are done based on recessionary risks. Higher inflation will create a massive meltdown, they absolutely have to do rate cuts now. They can’t raise the rates. Trump is fighting oil to keep inflation in check so we can proceed with a rate cut. |
| looks like it’s having a seizure... |
| Really looking forward to loss porn this week. |
| Lord please bless us with a -0.1% day |
| pretty much, years of earnings and cash that was laying around just thrown into stuff that will never turn the needed profit |
| shrek shrek shek |
| The guy has clearly made oodles on money on his pltr short even if nvda has gone up a whopping 2.5% since he added more of that |
| Quite literally 30 seconds after I sold my calls for a loss. Give up |
| Sandisk is a made up company |
| Iran taco 🌮 |
| He's a retard damage already done......... |
| ngl during markets like this bears and bulls cheering at 0.01$ fluctuations just seems like they have brain damage |
| My putssssss 😪 |
| Hopefully |
| I know where is the casino fun if nothing happens. |
| Very likley.. |
| Was at work and expecting to come back to -3% SPY...what a pleasant surprise |
| Go spy go! |
| concepts of a ceasefire deal +5% no ceasefire deal +0.10%???? |
| PLTR to 150 end of week |
| The mouse is strong af rn. |
| Why is it moving |
| We’re negotiating timelines for enrichment production…. \n\nOh yea a deals imminent |
| So the J in Donnie's name is for Jesus. |
| They will train your lizard brain to see war as good. You will buy into conflict. And you will be happy for war. Understand? |
| Looks like oils gonna keep moving |
| # 🚨 WAY TOO BEARISH IN HERE |
| Lol not that much like of a difference every in this administration says 1000 words a day and says nothing too |
| I don’t even have eggs, just vibes. |
| What a fucking clown lol |
| Why even open the market if it's just flat af? |
| If I ran a war I'd say I bam bamed a town but secretly moved them to Aruba with generic names 🦖 |
| Yup fuck my puts I guess again |
| SPY might be at 1000 by then |
| I expect this shit well into June at this point |
| Reminder that kegsbreath was so stupid he bought defense stocks before this war.\n\n\nNot oil stocks lmao |
| Can I place my puts now? |
| You know you can make money both way? You can buy calls on the momentum and sell puts on the way down |
| check my post history, bought tqqq 13 days ago. ez money |
| I ram my small vessel into ber anoos to break up their blockage. After every bol has their way it hard for ber to do business. That's where I cum in. |
| Whooptie doo another 40 cent pump this is boring as shit |
| The absolute worst |
| He deleted the Jesus picture lol why even bother |
| 40k? |
| analyses paralyses. just buy calls. fk me. |
| We just grinded down for an hour just to have a 2 min candle bring it right back |
| we literally might never see a red day again |
| Volume so low lol |
| I can almost guarantee you this war will bleed into May. There’s gonna be another delay and 🥭will taco because there’s going to be too much pressure. It’s the tariffs all over again |
| https://preview.redd.it/z3gk9gz1fzug1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76a53b7d18cbd0ad66ba48b5d314301edb169878 |
| I’m sick of bulls always getting bailed out by these fucking shrek dicks. What the actual fuck. Just once can shit make sense and dump this dumb ass market |
| In PLTR we trust. Praise be to Allah. |
| bers trying to short when money printers are turned on |
| Right there with you on ALAB😅 |
| Its me! Guerdo! |
| Why the hell is SPY pumping? |
| 🥭 is Jesus and no one’s talking about it |
| damn man |
| Dxy is now falling with oil rising. Very concerning. |
| China signals it will continue Hormuz transit, warns against interference\n\nChina’s Defense Minister Dong Jun reportedly sent a message to the Trump administration and the U.S. Navy emphasizing Beijing’s intent to continue operating in the Strait of Hormuz and uphold its agreements with Iran.\n\n“Our ships are moving in and out of the waters of the Strait of Hormuz. We have trade and energy agreements with Iran. We will respect and honor those agreements and expect others not to interfere in our affairs.”\n\n“Iran controls the Strait of Hormuz and it is open for us.”\n\n\n\n- Bullish |
| MMs preventing the short |
| every single classical computing hardware company is going to drop 80% or more within the next 5 years. mu , nvda, amd, etc. its all garbage its an ai bubble capex will be stopped and we will enter a bigly recession because autnomous agents are a scam and impossible with classical computing according to math |
| Whenever they show a slight proof of real negotiations progress we might see the biggest pump recorded in history lol |
| 🙂 yeah |
| There was one at 10:23 this morning. I know because it saved my puts and let me exit |
| 🥭 is the kind of president which brings forth new black swan events every day. |
| When the market is so boring you start actually doing work at your job 💔 |
| Lol at all the clowns who thought China was going to pressure Iran to give up. |
| Fuck that independent country they can do what they want \n\nIsräel has nukes who makes any of them the arbiter of other countries weaponry |
| Bears in fucking shambles |
| Whenever I get too much work in the office I get surprised on why am I getting work? I thought everyone thinks I am stupid. |
| This price action is incredible /s |
| Is spy a meme market now? |
| the question is, who's the retard buying puts at close for the 11th day straight? |
| PLTRREE |
| Come on META - time to go up 1.5% |
| There’s a lot of big dip energy here today |
| Nah he’s a eunuch |
| china will take advantage of this disruption and begin a cyberattack on Taiwan. book it |
| Anyone with a small vessel wants to test the blockade |
| crypto sucks as always |
| unless it’s PLTR tbh |
| Lmao |
| HTZ about to moon launch |
| Nana upside |
| Shit ain’t going anywhere but up |
| Germany is even more subservient to Israel than the US. |
| Huh? It’s up |
| I for one am not\n\nWhy buy food when I can just eat shit every day? |
| Red days are now ILLEGAL. Any bears shorting stocks are hereby sentenced to 10 years of hard labor in the Gulags |
| this has to be the most manipulated market across all space and time |
| Hear me out, GPS in your car but it randomly nags you during your drive and secretly charges your credit card. Carpool Katie 🦖 |
| Was just looking at it, even last week outside of Wednesday and Tuesday was weak for Spy. |
| GIMME SHREK! SHREK IS LIFE!! |
| Case dismissed |
| Holy I was waiting for that god candle instant 1k on puts |
| So Mango think he's Jesus.... Jesus would not approve |
| Have y’all tried watching some of these SPX candles on a 1M chart? |
| “Iran controls the Strait of Hormuz and it is open for us.”\n\n- China defense minister |
| algos hellbent on flat or green till eternity |
| i'm sorry what the fuck was that shrek doknkg |
| Bro what the fuck |
| https://preview.redd.it/q6seazunezug1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7f46d4434c85cd7918ee2850f890d7beee4b5d1 |
| Damn someone’s selling every pop |
| what did the regard tweet |
| Most posters and commenters are morons. The market is predetermied. Reason the market goes to there is for reasons created by the news.\n\nI'm hoping for a bottom equal dip of the es/nq of 2 weeks ago however I can't find many reasons currently unless nvda goes down quite a bit. |
| No fucking way 🙄 |
| told you |
| What's a Gulf of Mexico? Cant find it on the map for some reason.. |
| yes. you are describing yourself. you dont know how llms work and youre longing them lmao |
| That's the neat thing! |
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| Short it |
| stock market hasn't taken its meds for a couple years now |
| hawwhaat is going on today. |
| Poking the Bear? |
| lmao why could we never get a $1 flashdump like that |
| holleeeeeeee fuk these green dandles are insane |
| NO FREAKING WAY BUT MY PUTS THO |
| Fair i mean they do have those glasses that correct it but i think they're expensive af |
| Ooooo now spy will go .10% red before coming back to even! |
| ???????????????????????????? |
| Market pretty relentless can’t believe we haven’t dumped already |
| back to breakeven. fuck this market is stressful, im sitting out until 2 weeks later |
| They are stupid enough to think this is sustainable. Damn, the bloodbath that's coming is going to mindfuck perma-bools |
| I fear there will be. This pattern looks so viciously familiar.. |
| Who's pumping now? |
| Let me get my microscope out to take a look |
| expectancy is 69 |
| Trynna make us the ultimate exit liquidity |
| There we go |
| BITI |
| IV on those calls are wild |
| Wow you called it |
| Netanyahoo is literally chocolate milk |
| Lmao these bounces are gehhhhhh |
| Pardons for everyone within 200ft of oval office \n\nIm sure thats not an incentive to commit crimes LOL |
| Yo op can I please get a 4 for $4 with a diet coke. |
| Have you ever heard of the Dunning Kruger effect? |
| Welcome to the bagholder club |
| We ripping again lol |
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| nah ur gonna lose it all investing in any classical computing hardware. youll remeber this comment in 5 years once youve lost everything on mu or nvda calls or whatever other garbage youve bought |
| OF COURSE |
| BTC rugged lol |
| but you took a screenshot |
| That’s just the sound of the market printing money |
| Near top and didnt sell 40% profits |
| btc dump as always. free money as always shorting this |
| lol fake dump |
| To be honest, I'm nosy enough to check if a WSB member is regarded enough to put his actual address and dox himself online...\n\n\nThe fucker put the actual Wendy's address and bamboozled me... |
| I wanted to buy USOon thousand and no one told me to do it so I didnt. And now its mooning |
| Bers last night lmao |
| Why is he so obsessed with being a religious figure? Who is telling him that's what anyone wants? |
| This is "I got a lay-away on a power converter" |
| *Gulf of America |
| Can’t I have no internet nor hands |
| No volume |
| Qqq back to 608 |
| In the old days, if oil ups 7% and stock is flat, everyone will call it a scam. |
| here comes the algo shrek |
| JPM urging people to "buy the dip" is an extremely bearish signal. I will dca put leaps until I'm out of money |
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| Not wise of the market to think china won’t keep secretly sending weapons to Iran. They are not gonna capitulate in a month or so. |
| Whys is so fucking hard to find good hauls lately? Are people just not buying food now? |
| Sounds like you care more about being right than making $$$ |
| I think it is going to sell off to the 140s after its next earnings. Every time NVDA has earnings it tanks then bounces back but I think this time market is done with it. |
| Germany says US needs to negotiate but seems to indicate they want no nuclear enrichment to be a component.\n\nhttps://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/the-latest-us-vatican-feud-erupts-over-iran-as-ship-traffic-comes-to-a-halt-in-strait-of-hormuz/\n\n>Foreign Minister Johann Wadephul welcomed that the current truce is holding and urged the warring parties to keep negotiating for a solution to the conflict.\n\n>Nonetheless, Wadephul said Germany also supports “the American position that we need a credible and robust abandonment of Iran’s pursuit of a nuclear weapon.” |
| I opened the Straits this morning |
| The dead volume is scary |
| God i hope so |
| There better not come a rogue green candle |
| I’ll settle for 30 |
| so you're saying there's a chance |
| no im a programmer and im actually telling u to short the ai bubble not long it |
| You have to show ID for Reddit. Lmao |
| This circuit breaker was a tough one. Glad we survived |
| Full ported into TLT |
| It’s up 7% since a week what you mean |
| SOXS green |
| I'm not sure I understand. Wouldn't the natural gas being cut off from Russia and now the gulf states drive up demand/price for American natural gas? Or is it some weird thing where they can't use it American products because it LNG vs NG or something? |
| What did they say? |
| I kinda wanna buy more #now puts on this pump |
| Can mango pump the markets |
| Does anyone know why the market is not down significantly? What the fuck are these people buying stocks for? Hormuz is double closed! |
| Did you buy the top? 🙁 |
| MAXQ MAXQ MAXQ |
| Haha who would do that |
| or, and hear me out\n\nup on Monday\n\nup on Tuesday\n\nup on Wednesday\n\nup on Thursday\n\nup on Friday\n\n🥭 tweets crazy shit on the weekend\n\nup on Monday |
| I got schlonged buying palantir weekly puts this morning |
| thats hilarious |
| Please market senpei, don't go back home to 0 |
| This aged badly. I put in 5K if it dips to $24 |
| I have better chances at Taylor Swift letting me nut inside her than Trump and Iran reaching a peace deal and oil returning to normal before the end of the year |
| market participation / total shares traded at the time / price movement has little conviction / fragile / no one (especially institutions) wants to fuck with SPY |
| Those Wendy's 4pc tendies don't pay for itself |
| Excuse me, that would be $16 |
| Haven’t been more dumbfounded by the market since this war began. |
| its gonna fkn skyrocket for no reason isn't it |
| nvda will drop easily to sub 80 in the end of 2027 once the mag7 see that they cant make money off of agents via gpus lol |
| Lmaooooo it’s flat. Are bears still alive? I thought it was gonna be -5% on the indexes today??? |
| Breaking news: Iran has deployed sharks with frikkin lazer beams to remove the blockade |
| Thanks I'll check it out for you and report back\n\n\nEdit: they are indeed hella hung, and mine is hella small. What's new |
| I think so, Goldman dropped on good er |
| This is not pod racing |
| Cubans about to mine the Gulf of Mexico with 1950’s Chevy’s |
| This escalated fast |
| Oh that's good 🤭 |
| Are you okay? |
| Yeah, he added to his NVDA short position a couple of days ago. Take your advice from that broken clock and you will be poor |
| Don’t sell — Diamond Hands for all bulls that bought march dip |
| Cult leader doing completely normal cult leader things! |
| Lmaoooooooooo bertards |
| The risk is always in the last place you look. |
| Trump may have posted a picture of himself as Jesus but he will not die for your calls. |
| So salesperson |
| Lmao beurls |
| Ber boutta wake up |
| Ber just begging for civilization to collapse to make $14.75 |
| Last week it came up from beneath and just sat right under 0 for literally the entire day, iirc |
| Someone needs to be market buying for this to go up. Who's buying other than 401k(s) on autopilot? |
| Bulls setting up a blockade of bear's portfolios 🫸 🧸 |
| Somewhere between today and 2100 |
| That drop was juicy |
| Lets plamp this marker |
| You love it then |
| I just want to drop by SPY calls man i dont even want profit anymore |
| buy calls right the fuck now |
| Everyone expects down on Monday and up on Tuesday, so obviously it’s going to be up on Monday and down on Tuesday just cuz |
| 2028 ? Sir, this is a casino. |
| Welcome to technical analysis |
| I haven’t looked at slv in a bit but I would cut the losses on the spy puts and reposition after it sweeps 683 I have it topping out Wednesday between 685-687 \n Better move |
| 🥭 officially blocked the blocked strait |
| Ret in Piss MU |
| MMs fill my order wtf |
| It was him as a Jesus ai thing. He also said the pope was SOFT ON CRIME. |
| "makes no sense" lmfao |
| Ai slop pic of him as Jesus yes. |
| closed my positions for break even. not sure what tf this market wants to do. will wait for a better entry |
| Maybe stocks just don’t go down anymore |
| VWAP bounce right here |
| Lol “setups”. Your issue is you think you know what youre doing. You got lucky with the 6k -> 26k. You essentially put it all on black twice. |
| NVDA you absolute fucking cuck ass pos. Goddamn you and MSFT should just jerk each other off and cum in each other’s faces then lick it off. Cunt |
| Ngl I sold my oil calls |
| Cheap fake products. If they went to war half their Air Force would probably fall apart mid flight. |
| How do you regard have half a million dollars to randomly throw into gambling? |
| This is not my stock market 😤 |
| First hardon? |
| Oil pumping, stocks dumping |
| 677 would be amazing |
| Imagine having invested in IREN instead of NBIS |
| Pic of him being Jesus |
| MU is addicted to going down |
| Dumb why we're red makes no sense |
| More like the bull run since April 2, all while oil is blocked, is just absolutely crazy. |
| https://preview.redd.it/cvccnzcsdzug1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df49cb6bfd6895e528f1fb2f33059e078ef815a3 |
| Fuck it take the gains & bail |
| If by chance anybody here owns 1million spy contracts. Now is ur time you could do sth funny |
| Is it dumpy time yet? |
| Yup |
| holy shit we're at -0.03% (this could be it) |
| Intc is the problem i believe these past days it keeps pumping |
| Accessibility is woke. |
| Now for reality to set in. Lets drop |
| Ok show me how then? Even documentation says the same. No one can trade options outside market hours. |
| Yes |
| There's a concept of a drop. |
| Explain what all of you guys mean by volume please. As in not enough selling for people to buy? |
| Oil is one missile away from $140 |
| Oil is up everything getting expensive. Stocks too lol |
| Rate cuts increase inflation.\n\nRate hikes lower inflation.\n\nGo back to school. |
| Nah I was selling puts on this when it was way higher but thankfully never got assigned so I wont say bad stuff.\n\nBut I did notice this is an Israeli company, I wonder how much of the recent price depression is just from the risk that their headquarters gets bombed. Maybe the war ending will actually pump this quite a bit just from that risk evaporating. |
| Been slowly selling off sndk in favor of keeping mu, guess that was a mistake. God damn |
| Kinda like a sick joke. The one thing I can’t get right is the most costly |
| Down 60% on my puts all or nothing at this point |
| Talking spy |
| MSFT |
| Come. MMs need to trap them from time to time 😂 |
| Tell me 🥭 current cabinet ain’t getting swept in the playoffs they can’t match up against 🇨🇳 starting 5 |
| I know |
| Mu cannot hold a stiffy |
| MSFT had its fun, time to get puts |
| Bless your heart. |
| It actually broke out! |
| imagine circuit breakers disabled and blaming it on Iranian malware. |
| Oh God, new "trend signal" is about to hit youtube.\n\nThank God RDDT is paid to supply AI companies with training for their models; this is highly useful information |
| I think this is the time to get exit to cash at a good bounce for no reason? |
| guys it’s not gonna dump when you fucking want it too. |
| 🥱 |
| Your there? Take a selfie |
| buying the market > selling the market |
| HIMS took too many dick pills this morning. |
| Every ship in the Gulf scrambling for a Chinese flag RN |
| Yea that really is the bigger head scratcher. Money printer must be on full blast |
| QBTS 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Nuscale baby. Get rich! |
| Luckily… credit cards are paid in installments… we still have time 💃💃🤣 |
| The hell that have to do with being LIBERAL? |
| Haven't seen much good since 2019. |
| Why is apple staying at 257 only all day |
| Did Trump tweet something about him being Jesus? I missed it before he deleted it |
| Maybe bul would be wise to take some profit |
| I moved to cash so something incredibly bullish is on the horizon |
| MSFT, AMZN, NVDA, AAPL all move lower and SPY goes up 😂 wtf it’s gotta drop right? |
| should i hit up schwab support to complian about the market |
| Theta gang feasting |
| they’ll just raise the rates on all us plebs |
| China signals it will continue Hormuz transit, warns against interference\n\nThis is concerning\n\nhttps://x.com/MOSSADil/status/2043718785803112710 |
| i hope 400 hits🙏 |
| We will see qqq 540, at minimum, before we see new highs. I can’t predict the time line of when that will happen but the more days we have with oil and stocks rallying together the more risk we’re running to having a panic selloff when reality and delusion start to realign themselves. |
| I guess algos are waiting for taco tuesday |
| that is the place the kid wanted to go for graduation. This makes things a littler easier... |
| not seeing anything particularly good to buy here |
| still pumped from two “news” articles though!! but i think the pump was sizably smaller (hopium) |
| *taps head*\n\nYou don’t have to worry about a GFV because your OTM calls are going to expire worthless. |
| I think your good g |
| Its just plastic clothes |
| no i make llm servers and agents and sell them to people |
| Nflx 105 im telling u |
| Jeez good luck |
| So what? Totally pinned all day? Lame as hell |
| Fucking literally |
| Exxon, mobilize! |
| He needs to post that in the sub r/sexover30 |
| 0.00% truely a fuck your puts and fuck your calls day |
| EDBOY!!! |
| I just pulled my blue hair from my head bro |
| No oil to Asia, no phones to the market.\nThe question is, why is the rest NOT tanking. |
| WTF! MSFT is actually up 2% today. It may hit 400$ before end of this week. \n\n\nDid Bill Gate found a cure to his STD? |
| Pump |
| 💃💃💃🤣 |
| SPY no movement no volume is so fucking boring. |
| … in two weeks |
| Promise? |
| On bs. Markets will find a bs need to tank. Like Deepseek. |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| bought spaceX pre IPO crypto coin, what have I become |
| Are the billionaires already in their bunkers? That would explain the volume |
| I’m not against Iran at all. I’m just saying the Rhetoric is strong. |
| Gay |
| Bers thinking there will be generational crash is why there’s no crash |
| Getting misformed articles that MSFT released earnings today, even AI can't figure out why MSFT is up and so it's autoposting earnings beats from Feb LOL. |
| Paywall |
| Out of gas for everything is -.03% at best. |
| Oil up. SPY up. Bullish |
| My oil plays telling me things are going to get very expensive very fast and I hate it |
| Sold my one call of MSFT and RDDT on friday and now they pumped. Glad to see my actions matter |
| Interesting. Did you get that from a vsauce video? |
| I wheeel opeeen daaa strait |
| Not gonna lie that's pretty liberal |
| Kind regard |
| I have sweet potatoes I grew last year soaking in a bucket of rainwater \n\n\nDont @ me |
| Lol LULU got fucked again. |
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| So apple just tanking on, what? Folding phone delays? |
| When does Mango plan to open the straight back up? |
| Morgan Stanley looking for exit liquidity |
| Why you didn't buy when it was under 360 2weeks ago? 😂 |
| Have you tried changing your chart colors to waaaah and snifffles? |
| doooo something.... |
| Theta let out a nasty silent fart in your elevator |
| because China devalues their currency to maintain the manufacturing base of the world. \n\nIf Chinas currency was stronger their goods would be too expensive to dominate the globe. |
| MY LIFE SAVINGS IN QUBT LEAPS BRAH |
| Yes |
| 0% 0.00 day. |
| USO dip was free |
| He also didn't cry like a Lil bitch everytime someone touched him |
| oh man you were right but I did not buy because I was waiting for some pullback but it just pumped every single day 😪 |
| no |
| https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-04-12/oil-surges-us-futures-drop-on-hormuz-blockade-markets-wrap |
| Wow sanddik almost 1000 bucks still cheap 😂 |
| What liquidity? |
| Yep. Check back in 10 years and count your riches. Or buy LEAPS |
| Nothing is an easy win, especially in these times. With that said, I'm still holding my shares and adding what I can. |
| Melania hired as Iranian General |
| And quantum computing? |
| Hardly know her |
| They essentially are |
| I was expecting a mine to go off |
| o(n)\^2 llm meory ie agent memory scales quadratically with vram, meaning that its impossible to make autnomous agents with classical compute ie gpus |
| https://preview.redd.it/yef2aip3dzug1.jpeg?width=1276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00d89a8c4d2931243577e2f6b058d8024eac81dc\n\nEnjoy the ride brother |
| Trying to figure out the play... the play is inversing myself. But trying to figure that out is tough. |
| Gay bears who loaded up on puts because of weekend doommaxers are fucked.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/v7uybi76dzug1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=850905f316cfe70770d92c75f4f497d9d3878c27 |
| 1996 Jordan wasn't swept in the finals |
| 🔥🔥🔥 |
| not to sound like a LIBERAL but it really sucks being red green colorblind and reading candle charts from a distance, lol |
| >bum energy\n\nWat |
| Yes… the ones not making the decisions are the ones that haven’t realized this already lol |
| True. I don’t seem to understand the most basic of LLM concepts along with pretty much the entire educated world. |
| Computer, recode salesforce for my company. Make no mistakes. |
| shocker |
| No |
| What happens when the petroleum runs out?\n\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sjdpnv/comment/ofrrv2o/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button |
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| Yen is so cooked, almost 160 against an already devalued USD |
| On the real, how is China not the current strongest country in the world? Like 75% of the world’s goods are made there. \n\nChina is like 2018 LeBron and the US is 1996 Jordan |
| !banbet PLTR +5% 3D |
| Still seeing Iranian ships moving freely through the strait\n\nlol blockade shmockade |
| How are they worse? A civilization is not annihilated as far as im aware. Talks calmed things down, for now… |
| just found out there is a r/hungfemboys but I'm in UK so I ain't submitting my ID to see that shit. |
| Oil dip today was apparently due to old news from Saturday.\n\n[https://x.com/Rory\_Johnston/status/2043717830437200275](https://x.com/Rory_Johnston/status/2043717830437200275) |
| Microsoft is below it's 200 Week MA, should I put everything into shares and just hold?\n\nSeems like an easy win... |
| Genius-level insight |
| Bruh you gonna lose it all. How much money you got lying around that you dont care about this? |
| Horrible volume, couldnt find any good oppurtunities. Stupid crab ass of a market |
| Oil is negative during market hours since the war started |
| After a big candle to liquidate put holders we are going down |
| uh oh, somethings happening |
| bears are now resorting to begging for red candles |
| On the precipice of a huge drop |
| lunch dump or pump? |
| I have kids now. So I dont wanna disappoint but not waking up feels like a compromise |
| Retarded? |
| Really? So where is the pump liquidity coming from? |
| Have y'all ever seen it pinned this tight to 0? |
| 🧃 spotted |
| What do you mean by im not allowed to infere with the operational business of Microsoft? I basically own the company (i own 7 shares) |
| Nbis chill. I don't have calls or anything |
| yes. they are lying to pump and dump u bums. its called O(N)\^2 memory recquires quadratic scaling on vram. too bad u dont get the most basic of llm concepts. its called the von neumann bottleneck |
| Just normal pumping before earnings |
| WTH QQQ just die already |
| Just dump already wtf |
| What? 😂😂 Bruh I don’t want to lower my intelligence to speak to you. |
| If oil goes below $100, I can get a new pony |
| Plz explain one more time\n\nHow can it not coexist |
| Someone give msft a hims |
| 540? Truly regarded |
| Gm Gm |
| from my experience, shorting $TSLA was good short term. but you develop a mindset and it keeps you holding longer than you should and did not end well. :/ |
| Deferred oil contracts hitting new highs of the day. This is not going away anytime soon. |
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| You did it once, you can do it again. I wish you best luck 💪 |
| I can’t read. Does it say when this shitstorm will make stocks go down? |
| Why don’t they make blue jeans like they used too. Probably cause “it’s too expensive”. BITCH that shit was like .32 back in the day. Just make it like that. |
| lol no |
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| Actually the subtitles are not right, saying this as a German native speaker.\n\nHere is the actual translation:\n\nHildegard elegantly navigates around the corner with her walker. Her goal is clear: the table with the laptop. „et's turn it on.“ Several times a week, Hildegard checks the stock prices. „Without my glasses, I'm practically helpless.“ First, let's assess the situation. „You can lose a lot of money, and you can win a lot. The bad thing is, you can't have enough. When it goes up, you think, I'll wait a little longer. And that's a mistake; you shouldn't be so greedy. And that's what I'm trying to avoid, becoming addicted. The risk is enormous.“ That's why she always follows the news. What's the current situation in the financial market? „Shit.“ Well, let's have some coffee first.\n\n\nIf you want to see the full version:\nhttps://youtu.be/kf-vthQYyIY\n\nEnglish translation for the rest of the video:\n\nThe 98-year-old actually comes from Oberndorf. During the war, she worked for her father, who had a farm and a lumber mill. There, she learned how to do bookkeeping. It was a time that was also marked by fear. This became clear to her at the latest when her father Paul was approached by a member of the NSDAP in the town.\n\n"You, Paul, something is missing," meaning the party badge. My father said to him - excuse me: "You asshole, you mess yourself in your pajamas." I didn't sleep all night out of fear that he would report him. The family survived the war unscathed. But Hildegard wanted to become independent and one evening declared that she wanted to run a cinema. Her father was not at all enthusiastic. The next day, my father says, "You have no clue."\n\nThen I said, "Whether I trade with wood or lemons, I can do it." She only sold her cinema at the age of 92. But at the same time, she discovered her passion for the stock market. Her father had taught her that too - more than 50 years ago. „And then he showed me how he invested money. He said, Would you be able to do that? I said yes. And he died that year. Maybe he sensed that. Since then, I've been investing in stocks.“ „When I read that the price of gold is going up, then you naturally look at the precious metals. I usually sell when the profit is more than 20 percent.“ Her strategy works - most of the time. In the current world situation, however, she is holding back a bit. She uses the profits to go on vacation. Or: „Then I'm happy when I can give money to my two grandchildren in college.“ At 98, Hildegard remains rather modest; she indulges in other things: „I enjoy getting up only when I wake up. I really enjoy that.\nIt doesn't matter if it's ten, eleven, or twelve o'clock." \n\nAnd her general advice for stocks: spread widely, and always keep in mind: it is also part of the game that you lose money. „I mean, everyone has to go through it. It hurts more, of course, when you fall down the ladder than when you climb slowly.“ Well then: continued success. |
| Was 2022 not a bear market? |
| LMAO BERS |
| So many calls with Microsoft can’t believe they letting them print |
| What’s “illegal” |
| isn’t ibm working on this with quantum computing? |
| 1/5th volume btw |
| Well honestly most tech is up big today, so the PLTR call isn’t much |
| 🙏 |
| So all the CEOs and their team are regarded and you’re the only one who understands? |
| The market thinks this comment is pretty gay |
| Because spy is lying |
| Source? |
| That would imply we need a rate hike. |
| i reckon you at least wait until 40 bucks though |
| Just log off for the rest of the day. Today is pinned |
| dump |
| SNAP breakout? |
| Yep it just hot confirmed end of the world is indeed priced in.\nThere is no need to ever sell just buy. The market doesn't give a shit anyways |
| It flickered red time to buy calls |
| Up, down or maybe sideways! |
| I'm utterly confused.\n\nWhy doesn't 🥭 threaten to destroy housing and job markets? Then he can just say nevermind and that he saved them and we'll have more housing and jobs the next day. |
| Market only moves after hours now, trading hours are only for the theta shuffle. |
| Better hope 679 snaps |
| >Market went up because they started talking in the first place,\n\nWhich they are no longer doing.\n\nPlus the US announced they will block the strait of hormuz, so Asia will now receive even less oil than before, and the price should keep increasing. \n\nThings are worse than before the peace talks. The market being up from that, and flat from Friday, is stupid. |
| Economy dumps. Market soars. |
| Can we just get straight to the nuclear apocalypse so I don’t have to pay rent anymore |
| its going over 1000 and maybe even 1500 this year. Dont fight it, its the chosen one. |
| This should be illegal. |
| Wise words friend, wise words. |
| We need a rate cut to cool inflation down, else markets will crash. |