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| I already all in NLR GEV |
| Getting scammed by foreigners because they think JLO is emailing them |
| i would riot |
| > a surgeon in London operating a robotic arm in Dubai. At 30ms the robot hand lags noticeably behind the surgeon's movements. At 1ms it feels physically present. This is actually being tested right now. \n\nWhat is being tested right now? Accelerating to speeds faster than light? I didn't find any articles about the theory of relativity recently having been proven to be a myth.\n\nCould you answer exactly what you meant with your statement? |
| do u ever feel like a plastic bag? |
| Man, been watching this for the last 2 days and still just watching… this is regarded |
| NVDA never green again |
| They will be right at some point. The conflict/stalemate loop will break and we resume strikes at some point. There is no deal either side would be willing to agree to because they are both hardlined on the only 2 factors that matter. SoH and uranium. Oil inventories have less than a month until there is serious panick. China has yet to dip into their SPR as they have been forcing commercial inventory usage first, and completely shut in naptha and other oil derivatives to focus on gas and diesel distillation. When those inventories run out they likely buy at market price on the ask. Gold, bonds, and stocks all at risk to fund energy needs. \n\n\nMarkets can out sprint reality but they cant out run it. |
| Welcome to The 🅱️eekend |
| u would think with eom rebalancing, meta should have seen some action.\n\nbut nope lol |
| I can speculate on that, but it is seriously just that: I think Warsh wouldn't be able to convince the other FOMC members to cut rates, even if he set out to do so. On the contrary, he may have to remove the easing bias from the June statement, though I doubt an actual hike is forthcoming until the July meeting, if even then. \n\nEven if we were to entertain the idea that Warsh is a political puppet (which I doubt, but let's do the exercise) he couldn't credibly argue for cuts in the current environment; he would paint himself into a corner like Miran did. And his puppeteer (in that scenario) would have to consider inflation ahead of the midterms, meaning hikes. Again, that's IF we entertain Warsh being a puppet, which I am NOT saying he is. I am still trying to avoid politics here.\n\nJust today Bowman was out warning against hikes because inflation... well, transient... without using the "t" word.\n\nThey're caught between a rock and a hard place. Barring any dramatic events, I doubt rates are going anywhere the next few meetings. Maybe after Jackson Hole.\n\nI think Warsh' main focus will be (A) controlling messaging (i.e. less telegraphing by Fed speakers between meetings), (B) begin the process of discussing the balance sheet size and composition, and (C) begin the process of discussing a transition to trimmed averages for measuring inflation (which could come back and bite him).\n\nChanges to the balance sheet can have big effects on markets and the economy but will take time and receive pushback from the banks as well as many within Fed.\n\nThe most realistic event I see that might force the Fed's hand shorter term would be a further significant increase in oil prices. I consider this more likely than current futures pricing suggests, given the low levels of oil stocks around the world AND Iran's presumed desire to delay the Hormuz opening as long as possible to inflect maximum political pain on their adversary.\n\nI am happy to trade whatever the market gives me, regardless of the Fed's actions. Up to a certain point, I guess. |
| I can't go to WWIII i just bought some tuna and water for dinner |
| nah, it will reach 990 and then drop down like always |
| Thanks, bro. Sounds like things are gonna get interesting in the oil market in mid-June. |
| Too true.\n\nMaybe if he shoots 25 3s instead of playing in the paint like last night they can lose by 30 |
| ordered dinner online from the wrong place like a retard and slice called and cancelled the order and got me a refund, fucking W slice |
| holy crap congrats on those gains!! i’m still learning the ropes with leveraged stuff but this is literally the dream lol. manifestng more green days for u ✨ |
| That game sucks |
| Two things I enjoy! |
| you are gay |
| That’s crazy I listened to that guy later today and lost $1,000 |
| you chucked 1.3k on a coin flip hoping the trend would reverse by the end of the day? |
| Dassault is the CAD software with an actual Nvidia partnership, not Autodesk |
| Remember when OKLO was at 174$? |
| You are more dense than a black hole |
| They've literally been saying it's gonna get bad in 2 weeks for the last 8 weeks |
| To whoever gave me the popcorn award; thank you for supporting the performance art known as shitposting. You keep the dream alive. I’d also like to thank my team, my agent, manager, my wife, my mistress, two out of three of my children, and my sponsors at nespresso. None of those people actually exist, but the idea of them existing keeps me going. |
| Ber vibes go bye bye |
| $SPCe \n$CUM\n$TITS\n$ASS\n\n\n(for A.I. and see en bee see webcrawler) |
| I hope not I bought today |
| What do you think happened today? |
| Dude. Thank you. Right after this i bought a HOOD call. It's up. Hope you took your own advice |
| POE2 Patch day boys! |
| I won’t disagree as admittedly, I have not done much research on RDW. But you’ve peaked my curiosity and will look into it. \n\nBut just from a technical standpoint I still wouldn’t fully recommend entering a full long position as chances are it’s overextended (along with a bunch of other space stocks). And will most likely enter towards the end of summer. \n\nBut GL to you regardless |
| Spike? Bitch it went down like $5. It is double what it should be now. |
| What about the fact that Microsoft's customers hatred for their products grows exponentially year after year?\n\nOr is "That iceburg a b***h, this ship don't sank," the thesis? |
| VT and chill. The math supports this over the long term. Go have a real life! |
| I wonder what would happen here if they restricted options for non professionals |
| Keep my kraken's name out of your fucking mouth. |
| What a fucking moron |
| Oh that's why the stock went down again today.....a bullish post on WSB..... |
| no way we go back to manual coding. Its not happening. No way I go back to manually coding. Its dumb. Managment isnt paying you to write code. |
| This isnt the place to post % gains apparently. Low value account posts bring out absolute insufferable people. "That's not alot of money" yeah to you fuck head |
| I want to make an airgapped network |
| Dasssault dumping because of AI, meanwhile Nvidia: "Physical AI is the next frontier of artificial intelligence, grounded in the laws of the physical world,” said Jensen Huang, founder and CEO of NVIDIA. “Together with Dassault Systèmes, we’re uniting decades of industrial leadership with NVIDIA’s AI and Omniverse platforms to transform how millions of researchers, designers and engineers build the world’s largest industries. |
| Who gives a fuck at this point? The whole market is a giant meme lately. |
| #👋 |
| wembys got this - he will probably put up 12 points tomorrow night and spurs lose by 60 |
| nasty azz sandwich and restaurant |
| I can’t find anything on that . |
| A bullish WSB post on NOK? Fuck....i have to sell my entire position now. |
| Fuk yeah! One of those will help you getting a job as manual labor soon! |
| Absolutely, with the right person… |
| Automod is sooo fucking ghey you get a polîtics ⚠️ for using the word débatê. I realise all that butt stuff takes time and concentration but mods really need to set some time aside for housekeeping |
| I like how openai and anthropic were kept private so that poors can't touch them until they reach a few trillion in market cap \n\nIt's a big club, and you're not in it |
| Kinda wish i had less risk management lol |
| 9 weeks of fuk your puts .. going for 10?! |
| Monday I fullport Temu SpaceX |
| Unless the world blows up over the weekend, MU will finally break 1000 Monday |
| You didnt even include the strike or expiry date thats how i know youre fucked no matter what the stock does |
| Hey /u/SlightlyMoistViking - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: SPCE.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Very cool, thanks for sharing! |
| And back again once the ETF's have finished their obligatory buys, it's a sure thing. |
| Yeah I’m aware of theta and had Claude explain ito calculus and Blackman scholes, not comfortable enough to risk real money, but just trying to dip my toes, obv time is against me. I just thought/felt spacex ipo, AI, a slightly OTM call would be a fair play, I think delta was like .44 when I bought. |
| Aka people are dumb? |
| Wish I was smart enough and rich enough to do this. \n\nHow do you do this??? |
| I can fill your holes for some of that money |
| Ok so let us know what you’re buying next lmao |
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| I remember being greedy here when this ran all the way to $50s never sold and I lost everything… so yeah hold it |
| Spurs, not Hotspurs.\n\nHonestly, there isn't a team I could hate more right now than Everton. |
| Too early more tech earnings coming up. Better to buy shares than options that 10k will blow fast |
| Literally only ever do calls. Just SPY and NVDA, I think because they were mostly 0DTE I ended up buying high on the day damn near every single time for SPY, meanwhile NVDA has just been fucking me ever since earnings (a little before even actually) |
| Same but with $NOK |
| #Bers are NPCs of this world LMAO🤌 |
| IT CAME TO MY ATTENTION THAT A COUNTER-REVOLUTION AGAINST TEMU SPACEX PUMP IS TAKING PLACE. YOU CANT STOP **SPACE VIRGINS** YOU PATHETIC REACTIONARIES. |
| Buy calls, sit on a hot rod and wait. Great advice. |
| I’m a fucking genius |
| i'm not gay but when i watch porn i like when the men have big, throbbing cocks |
| No clue but they got in May 22 apparently |
| But earthquakes |
| holy shit. well done! |
| Bought Nvidia calls just in time for Jensen to rip off his leather jacket and burn it like the the stock prices |
| Nice.\nAfter a long journey.\nBut pat the taxes. Gotta be a lot of them.\n |
| Human engineers are even more inefficient. Imagin most of what they push is copied from stack overflow and it takes months for a solution. You can just refactor and iterate. We arent going back |
| I would have at least hold NASA up to, maybe thru SPACE X IPO. |
| The shoe shine boy… is a girl? |
| Weak. 8 figures is the new 7 figures |
| I mean it was obvious, the server backlog is a sign more servers are needed to run. Besides look at the one year chart. Nebius earnings are a proof and one year chart looks like uptrend is intact, Larry love kissing arse of trump and company if anything trump is helping his bros Dell and intel are further proof |
| To near death |
| $LPTH makes thermal imaging sensors for these "AI Space Data Centers" Up 476% in the last year with 1B market cap |
| Why do you think so |
| Intel is the better fab play imo. More room for growth |
| > crazy ROI from the openAI deal\n\nAssuming openAI becomes profitable at some point |
| I spent 10 minutes cooking a meme on the shitter just to get it removed by automod for too small market cap |
| That doesn't work you either have to physically exercise (brain can't really do two things at once) or deprive yourself from easy to access stimuli. |
| Any interest tho? |
| K |
| I was down 5k 1 hour after the opening bell and ended up 2k loss. Still happy as fck lol |
| Every weekend shows up and i feel like i should have sold everything, and then monday everything is fine. \n\nIdk man, this market is simply not the vibe anymore, past weeks were amazing but something is breaking soon imo |
| Dell to 370 on monday 👍 |
| Yeah just like Intel, Nokia, blackberry, oracle… |
| u need more EWY |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Lavender_Field17** bet **ASTS** goes from **111.38** to **122.51** before **05-Jun-2026 06:25 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Want to thank OP, sold my 2 week old calls for a quick 100% profit. |
| Don't forget to play Alan Jackson in the background for the full American experience |
| Don't get any FB ads with AdGuard on Safari iOS |
| My own due diligence |
| Unfortunately I was distracted by other stocks at that time…😅🤷♂️\nI always have a Faible for undervalued stocks respectively not so much attention (e.g. Micron in 2021). \n\n |
| Problem is it’s not traded on the US stock exchanges. So hard for us regards to jump in without loops. |
| I live near TSMC AZ. An entire city is being built around it |
| Where's the X ? |
| Sorry bro. Me, too. Bad day. Kinda a bad week tbh. |
| tottenahams season is over |
| Same brother. Cost basis is 6.50 🤷♂️ |
| After a correction things just bounce back with a vengeance..\nThe best performing portfolios historically belong to the deceased.\nSo unless you need it for a house or the funeral,just let it do it's work.\nAll I sell are the underperformers after a year or two of hopeing and then put it in a worldwide index instead. |
| Teaching myself networking and coding 🤓 |
| EWY 🇰🇷 |
| It's not the profits or revenues that we'll be looking at. It is their debt load that will move the stock. If ORCL says they have enough cash and don't need another $50B, then the stock rockets. If they come out and say they'll add another $50B, then it's coming back down. |
| Iran wants to drag this out until oil prices spike again. Then they'll have more leverage. |
| Ye |
| Retarded |
| Spurs better fucking win tomorrow. Got $500 on those San Anton at 5:1 odds votos, they better beat king flop. |
| anything to buy right now for a weekend pop? |
| that's a lot of green |
| It's SpceCunts you gotta type it right |
| Born in 1964, CEO, Entrepreneur \n\nJeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos\n |
| Bers posting flight patterns again smh\n\nThey got reamed all week but they’re back for more doomer crap lmfao |
| Done! I am getting a can of some kind of fish I have never seen, and a half bottle of vodka made from leaves that were collected from people raking their lawns. Very nice! |
| Best I can do is 50% cash and 50% nuts |
| His father...? The drunken gambler? |
| the price will go down as more data centers and competition arises... |
| Can you buy even buy dates other than 'today'? |
| Its a pump and dump |
| Let’s sign this stinking deal, open the strait, and gap up 4% on Monday. Everyone wins |
| then you’re standing there unable to walk with shit lining your ass |
| Discord servers have been good to identify trending setups and I use AI models like www.candlestick-ai.com to verify some charts lol. |
| Sir this is a casino |
| OP, however, was |
| Not just AI, EV, robotics, lots of things demanding more power, energy is the main bottleneck. Nuclear makes a lot of sense. |
| YOU FUCKING RETARD! Their net debt is NEGATIVE! |
| Do we not still do positions or ban around here? |
| Ppl taking profits on their earnings before the weekend. Pretty common on Fridays |
| Who da fuq is RichRich Capital |
| Post this garbage somewhere else smh |
| Cuz i touch myself at night, every night, sorry 😞 |
| Its not related its being meme pumped because the ticker is close IM UP 30% LETSGOOOO |
| Especially on Fridays. I’ve made so much money with 0dte on spy and QQQ week after week. |
| thanks bro i’ll try it, i took my emoto for a rip through the woods earlier but it didn’t do much for me |
| META has massive debt. |
| Jay Z, Guns N Roses, and Zedd |
| Xfab is a good company but there are multiple companies building SiC fabs. There is even talk of over investment. On the photonics side, XFAB optical processes are more aimed towards medical applications. If you are interested optical processes for AI serdes interfaces, then GF photonics process is the more popular and in demand option. |
| Just when you think we’ve hit peak euphoria we somehow peak even more |
| Thats why we are building an army of data centers. We are not going back to manual coding. |
| True, I didn't mean to disrespect the poors. |
| 1 month is not consistent lol you just got lucky |
| PANW calls! |
| Hodor |
| Why did nvidia poop stain at close? |
| 20k is solid dude!! |
| STÜCK |
| CATL will not give you any kind of parabolic gains. Not a bad investment though, I have some.\n\nIf you like batteries and have access to UK stocks, have a look at IES - Invinity Energy Systems. They are making vanadium flow batteries, and just landed their first massive contract in Switzerland. I am up 100% on my position, but I think it's just getting started. |
| fucking same |
| A shocking number are lucky if you are patient enough to wait. |
| thankfully it was just seltzer water, vitamins, and some bagel. no acid or anything like that. pretty sure it was the vitamins because I took them earlier before eating. |
| WHY IS AUTOMOD BANNING THE OPTION TICKER FOR SPACEX |
| Not even joking, find somewhere outside and have a seat and just defocus and look at the trees or animals or whatever. About 12-15 mins in, you will start to use your brain again and not worry about next dopamine hit. It is why old men are always setting on porches and just looking at nothing and being calm. |
| My port is 90% MU and 10% cash for more MU. Loving life |
| masturbate to death |
| Crazy insider info right there |
| *Insert Bezos Laughing Meme* |
| Yeah his name is Jeff. |
| Colombia yes you’re a king with 60k a year and won’t have to touch much of your principal |
| What am I supposed to do for two days man 😔 |
| virgin from -9% to + 1 ah, nice |
| In your regarditure score sure. Do you not see the implications of mængo silence since the situation room situation? |
| Thank you. While I don't know if I can still do that given my current situation, I will keep trying, no matter how many times. Wishing you peace, freedom, love, and dreams. |
| Better than me lol. |
| GROSS BRO XD |
| I have a structured settlement and I need cash now!!! |
| i bet you someone bought hella puts on ASTS before today and then planned the explosion lmfao |
| Did someone really just ask 'why buy calls at different expire dates and prices'\n\nBrothers, if you don't know what risk management is do not touch options. |
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| 13-G just dropped RichRich Capital has 5 mil shares via call options\n\n(You have to file 13G if you now own more than 5% of the stock) |
| Why did nvidia drop last 10min of trade |
| Welp, their loss |
| As a non-drinker, is $300 really a weekends worth of beer-money? |
| he's somewhere hiding trying not to jinx it lmao |
| Toooooooooooo early. IMO |
| Well yea, "nice, quiet Nepal". |
| Unless he harvested like 300k in losses |
| bro i’d rather fucking die, i did 1600kc there 😭 |
| I projectile vomited while going to work today in the company car. the worst part is that after I pulled over and opened the door, the seatbelt stopped me from leaning out of the car. |
| It won’t hold past Monday lunch time. |
| Too slow and expensive. We won't need as many devs in the future. |
| Hasbiyallah wa ni'mal wakeel\n\n\nHang in there brother |
| Nope. We both know I was a very poor latchkey kid growing up |
| Bad situation but I am in until the end at this point. I sold everything during liberation day and was lucky enough to jump back in for the same amount of shares before it started running into the high 20s and beyond. There will be plenty of setbacks beyond this but the value of being the best space telecommunications company is just insane to me. |
| Remember when NASA was a thing? |
| I am actually, I just got that figured out and I'm working on Historical data charts and I got streaming data with little charts last night. Making a candle chart was quite a challenge. Plotly really made it possible. |
| Keep your virgins! The longer you hold a virgin the more they are worth. |
| 🫡 |
| Just say you’re salty for not getting in on this |
| Branson takes you to his Island if you pay extra for the SpaceX IPO. |
| I could understand your losses on DUOL, NFLX, and HOOD. But, SNDK??? That's like the hottest one this year, and you took a loss? |
| Go do some cg to detox |
| Market signal on YouTube has been pretty good lately |
| Interesting—thanks for sharing. The percentage allocation is likely more personal (age, short term goals, etc). But the remaining portion of my portfolio is in globally diversified ETFs. |
| Ever go to a baseball game? |
| he said get Russian |
| Markets closed, time to restart the war, yaaaaayyy |
| Every time someone yells “top is in”.\nI know we about to leap frog into another level higher |
| Let’s be friends lol |
| I feel like traders do it bc they can’t stop regularly buying something expensive. For me it’s designer t shirts and baggy |
| Sorry, didn't catch your /s |
| It’s already stagnant. If it doesn’t break 7 by Monday it will crash by Friday next week, giving people who use cash accounts to settle for Elon’s ipo |
| Stock doesn't move, its the tech version of berkshire hathaway |
| Im just firining off mini put positions until the war breaks out again. When it does ill go in with size.\n\n\n Im firm in my belief there is no compromise acceptable to either side and we cannot stale mate forever. The oil reserves will run out at some point. And everything ive seen shows we have less than a month until we are at critical levels that will force some serious action. And one these weekends its going to happen I just dont know which. \n\n\nThe lead up into close with no formal announcement from trump and then the UKMTO had me thinking it could be this weekend, but I also thought the same last weekend. \n\n\nAs far as my statement, its really just wishful thinking. And it relies on the war resuming. Because if it does, vol is so underpriced with basically 0 downside protection after everyone got burned there is really no put support all the way down to 7000 for spx. Coupled with a vix low since trump was elected and elevated call positions (MM delta hedged so they are long stock) means any unwind will be extremely violent and fast. MM selling stock into the selloff as calls go otm. If theres even time for people to position into puts, than MM would also be selling stock to delta hedge their short puts as they go itm. \n\n\n\n |
| You better sell. |
| I mean he told everyone to buy Dell. Some regards bought the computer instead lol |
| TBF you talking serious money there bro, enough with the low-key 💪 already |
| Nice |
| It’s not Wealth Simple, it’s Wendy Simple.\n\nJust kidding. Thanks for sharing and build back better. Lesson learned. You’ll make it. |
| Can't pump 2x in a month to satisfy paper hands? |
| If that stock is MSFT then good job |
| that's the thing, we're not playing the same game that they're playing |
| SOXS $15 Call 11/20, $10,000 on it. Good play or retarded? |
| yeah normally when i feel like this i can just fuck off and play osrs or something for a couple hours and it helps but i cant focus for more than 5 minutes |
| Why am I down 15k on my NVDA calls!!??? |
| Jamie dimon big mad over clarity. Makes me think the bank lobby failed to keep enough senators from straying away from the party. I think its a signal that clarity will pass. |
| Month end fund rebalancing. That is all. \nHappens every month. Happens more at the end of every quarter. \nThere. Now you know. 😆 |
| Text him back and ask if I should get Mexican or Japanese food delivered! |
| Yup was right. |
| There is a huge difference between terrestrial solar and space solar.\n\nThe biggest factors technically are power to mass ratio, deployment reliability, and how efficiently they can be packed for launch. Another huge consideration is flight heritage. The last thing these companies want to do is launch an AI data center where the power system fails, making it all useless.\n\nThese things are why Redwire has such an insurmountable moat here as the obvious play. They are the industry leader across all of these dimensions. Their ROSA tech is already powering the ISS and has been tapped for multiple satellite constellation being built today. |
| can we just skip the weekend and open the fucking market? |
| Welcome to the good life 🎶 |
| You better hope Wendy's didn't go all in. |
| Friday was so fucking bad. I managed to flip a put option for around $800 profit. I still ended the day negative $300. What a shitty day lol. My RKLB and ASTS got hit hard af |
| Paper market has gotten completely fucked over by it turning into some weird algorithmic-driven gambling scene based on the latest tweets, and at this point even small jumps are resulting in Mango or someone from his account Tweeting something. Buyers have been stepping in pretty heavily as it has started to hit about $115-$120. Big question is will it happen again. The amount of puts out there are pretty wild and seem to indicate everyone just assumed a deal will get announced and oil will go back to $60 a barrel. Execs and a lot of people smarter than me are already warning we're about 2-3 weeks away from being unable to disguise how bad the situation has gotten, and no deal is going to be able to hide that. |
| That’s awesome. I was jerking off a lot when I was 19. |
| Pussy boy |
| **London Calling but you're in the SAS raiding the Iranian Embassy** |
| y? |
| > anything i normally enjoy, even gaming \n\n:-( |
| My mood during business hours is directly tied to the current performance of my options plays.\n\nMy mood outside of business hours is directly tied to the P/L of my options plays. \n\nMy mood over the weekend is directly tied to whether I am high or drunk. |
| AI slop\n\nMy rudimentary understanding: Cannabis = regulatory changes = mid term voters voting on legislation\n\nNvidia = something about their value resetting \n\nidk AI slop |
| Hence the sarcasm |
| That ultra-precise NVIDIA dump, literally for no reason other than to sweep call premiums away. |
| I'm just happy you remember me enough to care. anyway.. I made about $50k this week just doing nothing. \n\nedit: actually I think you must be talking about someone else. I don't see any brags on my first 2 page of comments. |
| damn bro these past couple weeks have absolutely fried my dopamine, can’t focus on anything i normally enjoy, even gaming isn’t holding my attention. too many fucking gains |
| made almost 12k this may at 19 years of age, happy to be among you regards |
| my buddy was ready to drop all his virgins on it too |
| They’ll never learn though |
| Confirmed |
| Show lineup or gtfo! |
| Feel great that you are not about to be fleeced |
| Some of you virgin pumpers are probably not bots and I just want you to know it would be much less pathetic if you were |
| App name? I’m still trading on IBKR but I don’t like it so much. |
| Brah you’re pumping for us peasants |
| Viele Jahre hatte ich im Depot Dutzende Aktien liegen; im Ergebnis hab ich den Markt oft underperformed. Inzwischen bin ich risikofreudiger, aber bei meinen Investitionsentscheidungen auch deutlich sorgfältiger geworden. 70% ETF / 30% Einzelaktien (konzentriert auf einige wenige)\nAktuell liegt der MIx aber eher bei 60/40. \n\nReddit bin ich auch dabei. Allerdings nur mit einem Bruchteil…vielleicht leg ich nochmal nach. Glaube an die „Datenmaschine“ Reddit…\n\nViel Erfolg in jedem Fall! |
| Haram 🙄😒\n\nI made turkey 🦃 |
| Barron just texted me and said it will be green af next week , but let the bers dream away about doomsday anyway |
| soooo calls on HKRS? |
| Retail doesn't have that much money though |
| It is, you just won this time |
| AVGO is the next to pop, get your calls Monday morning |
| yep starship testing is basically the whole point here |
| Medtech has been slaughtered this year. Isrg bsx mdt |
| FUCKING HELL \n\nI was about to denounce you as a fantasist cos I know you is europeener and Wendy's is murican but a casual Google reveals there's 50 in the UK including one 25 miles from me.\n\nDream come true. This time tomorrow I will for real have asked for 🍟 in 🛍️ at a Wendy's. |
| Just needs to go up by another 1102 so I can break even. |
| Shoutout to the DD guy on the space x lookalike. I put a dollar in I got a car, I put a dollar in I got a car. |
| Pulled pork smmy? 😂 |
| I think it is wholesome that being able to buy a whole Big Arch combo is considered "generational wealth" buy zoomie bols |
| No, it’s the real space x stock. I saw it on the internet. |
| Does it get you moist sharing your gambling habits? |
| 🫴👶 |
| MOD AI autobanning post cuz it has no clue market cap is above 2billion. moar AI |
| Isn’t SpaceX going to be SPCX |
| NVDA skyrocket Monday 📈📈📈 |
| Dog let me copy your hw |
| Every post of yours is just bragging about at least quadrupling your money on some gamble and how you get like a 300% raise at work every 3 months. No one believes anything you say anymore bro. |
| FUCK YOU I WILL SHORT THIS SHIT OF A STOCK |
| this week's earnings looked pretty innocuous but ended up being one of the most wild |
| we’re comparing to a potential 2T market cap |
| Yeah, I think that's what SpaceX are proposing. It won't be a massive datacentre like on earth, but a network of thousands of linked satellites, each running a small number of GPU's. |
| NOW is the next big one, still well below Morningstar fair value |
| Your username convinced me to buy some |
| Ben Felix and the Plain Bagel on Youtube. I am just here for the entertainment. |
| Congrats on generational wealth made this month fellow regards |
| Yep exactly. This is how they solve the energy crisis - sun == free energy. \n\nBut before that they need to get shit up into space first, which is why space x is so valuable. Starship is the only fully reusable super heavy vehicle that’s currently in flight testing. Which means space x is the only company that makes launching shit into space worthwhile from a monetary standpoint. \n\nBut I digress, RDW may be the power component of these space data centers.. or maybe they won’t be needed since Tesla already does solar as well. |
| where you actually all in?😭 |
| Yall ever take a long shit when you Stand up your leg goes numb? |
| monday is gonna be a +2% day |
| Finally Microslop 🍆 |
| Those who can’t, teach. |
| You already have a bet going - MU to 780.0 before 30-May-2026 05:25 AM -05 |
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| !banbet RIP bozo |
| “Hey guys let’s do illegal shit publicly!” |
| Bro was shorting our beloved space x stock |
| Is this the new Intel kid 2.0?? 👀 |
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| On Monday we rise |
| > He could do this every day for 12 years and still be a billionaire…\n\nIf he DID, he would have a functional rocket by now. Elon mass produced his rockets because he intentionally plan for failure and the idea is to learn from every explosion. Testing all the times and repeately is how Elon got ahead. |
| MU doing a LOT of heavy lifting in the port. |
| Buy tsm, up 100% yoy. Big brain. |
| What pump you mean the dump? |
| This is bottom fellas |
| Cramer looks like the Final Boss at Chuck E' Cheese |
| I already done did it |
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| it’s priced in |
| lol, we knew! |
| Unfunny, unoriginal, poorly acted, and a month late. See you on CBS's new lineup! |
| Should have bought calls. $5 0TDE were $.17 at open. |
| Top indicator |
| I hear Hanson is on tour |
| Then how come I can see you? Am I here rn? |
| Idk lumber liquidators was a fun one, and there was one more around 2020 that was stupid as shit but happened |
| beer cases |
| ChatGPT overall rating of the thesis:\n\nBusiness quality: 10/10\nCompetitive moat: 10/10\nValuation: 8.5/10\nGeopolitical risk discussion: 6/10 (underestimates non-invasion scenarios)\nJustification for 30% allocation: 5/10 |
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| Don't do it bro, the next thing you know you will be drinking covefe by the 32 oz Stanley and have kidney stones. |
| It’s just pure semiconductor tech that propelled your account |
| What bands? |
| Yeah I mean IBKR is excellent for charting and executing more complex orders, the mobile app UX/UI is just awful compared to RH. Most of my trades are monthlies or more so I don’t usually look past MAs/VWAP/RSI\n\nI’m back at 24k rn so hopefully i’ll be moving back when I hit 30 for some buffer |
| Be honest i wanna know how many ppl will hold till the 12th? |
| Wtf are people retarded or what |
| Just spent my entire paycheck on concert tickets for this summer. But at least now I have a will to live |
| I think she’s Vanessa St. Clair. |
| Wew |
| they won't be. The coding agents now adays with skilled a skilled engineer squashes the horses vs steam engine theory. Its all about cost management. |
| I'm up 200% since CRWD took down Airlines computers across the world. |
| tldr, happy ghey weekend! |
| All my money is in HBD… MU, DRAM, WDC, Scamdisk… not getting out to pump some billionaire’s dream to create Epstein’s Island in space. |
| Were those MSFT and NVDA pumps because of the company twitter accounts vagueposting about cloud computing devices |
| Are you okay? Please update us |
| Sold everything this week, etfs and funds that will be required to buy SpaceX stock. Pivotted into Eli Lilly instead. Retruritide is in phase 3 trials now. It will be another blockbuster drug. |
| no one stopped you idiot |
| do they have 100% alcohol |
| Yeah 🙁 |
| That guy should stop whatever the hell he is doing and take a beat. |
| Closed waaay to soon lol |
| Regards within regards. |
| Entering the weekend with nice profits, might visit a Wendy's tomorrow to buy some fries of some bers |
| This regard knows the game |
| Yahoo finance and zip trader |
| I'm Canadian but yeah, I've been betting on gov't corruption since the pandemic. It works and if you're even paying half-attn, you can see it coming a mile away. Can't beat 'em, join 'em |
| People here cannot wait more than 3 months for a stock to go up… from Jan to April, people clowned on AMD for not moving past $230 |
| FUCK YOU BICH RETARDS I HATE YOU ALL WHO BOUGHT THE STUPID FAKE SPACE X STOCK FUCK U! |
| other than being the os for pretty much most pcs? |
| Do it again |
| All due respect - there is no good reason to use shares for this. One deep ITM call uses a sliver of the capital, has a much lower defined risk, and you might have actually made some money\n\n\n |
| Id argue you bought 7900 |
| Miss the casino already |
| How’s your steak? |
| Because Sam stole his AI |
| > If only we had invested in space over the last 40 fucking years and didn't rely on rich billionaires to pave the way. Society deserves what it is reaping.\n\nBefore you had Elon, you were paying RUSSIANS. You want to go back to paying Russians again? |
| No, but nor will the proposed SpaceX system. \n\n\nThey aren't going to build a massive, monolithic datacentre, they've going to build thousands of tiny ones. Kinda similar to Stalink satellites, with maybe 10 or 20 GPU's per satellite, running on 3 or 4 KW each. \n\n\nA huge system would be impossible to cool, but a distributed network of many tiny satellites is more manageable. |
| bers will sacrifice their own kin to have a -8% circuit breaker day.\n\nfilthy animal |
| I bought calls. Also suck me. |
| What’s the original post, if there’s any, with the guy predictions? |
| Do not tell him! |
| When spy put IV goes to 10% I’m a buyer |
| This sounds personal. Did a teacher's aide break up with you? |
| oh perfect |
| Korean BBQ within sight. |
| This was accurate about 18 months ago, not anymore after the EOs and streamlining via DOE RPP. Oklo has already been building this past year and tracking towards 2027/2028 commercial deployment. |
| Had 130, but sold 30 @ $1.30 |
| It hit that off of OpenAI hype, which has been actively dragging it down. We'd need an earnings pump to hit 550 IMO and what's more likely to happen is another earnings dump on yet more capex increases after a very strong earnings run up brings us to 500, maybe 510.\n\nAlthough MSFT has been visibly cutting costs so maybe they'll find a way to dodge criticism this time. I'm skeptical though.\n\nUnderstand that the reason the market rerated MSFT down is because it is effectively going from a low spend, high margin software business into a high capex, spend heavy infrastructure cloud business that has inherently worse returns, similar to a telecom company. On top of software disruption and having picked the worst horse in the AI race, even after distancing themselves.\n\nI don't necessarily agree with all or even any of this from a fundamentals standpoint but it's the reason for the rerate downwards and that narrative needs to be overturned for a rerate upwards. |
| Bro, we have had like 15 agreements since then. |
| Well basically the way this works is that they imagine a number in their heads, look at how much they got, and then figure out that if they put their 5k into the stock it needs to go to x number to get their crisp round 500k they're hoping for so that becomes their price target.\n\nThe even funnier thing is that even in the off chance that they actually get 500k they then immediately set a new target thinking it will just keep going up forever. |
| This guys crying in the casino 😭 |
| It's because they're simultaneously and uniquely exposed on both sides of the AI bubble as both a hyperscaler and a software company, so basically no matter what happens they're going to lose |
| I rotated into Msft up 9% LMAO 🤌🤑 |
| I largely follow this sub for advice on what not to do. |
| Just but far out the money calls and puts. Literally 10X my account this week doing this with a couple stocks this week. |
| The first 2 are real? Right? |
| Same, came from asia. US is the best country in the world with tons of opportunity. We can retire comfortably with just working 9-5 and invest appropriately. The system is there, if people too lazy to learn and ride with the system, its their fault. |
| 100 contracts in a 0DTE 😮\n\nYou are either gambling, have inside information, or just have a lot of money ahaha \nNice for you! |
| Which is why they said “I had” not “we had”… |
| Autopilot? |
| Hey guys Ive had a news blackout since last week Tuesday. Last I heard a peace deal was hours away from being reached…I checked the oil price real quick and its down like 15% since that announcement, so I assume theyve opened the Strait and things are getting back to normal, right? |
| 🍟👉🛍️🤌 |
| yah don't have a propane grill now , gotta buy another one just for convenience. |
| Teachers Union makes money in economic expansions and recessions outperforming long short funds |
| Spring loaded to fuck me in the dick. |
| Jesus |
| How gay do you have to be to hide your port value |
| You should blame wealth simple for that |
| Man im so glad i did this morning. I sold all my Rivian stock just to get a piece of the pie. Im up 90% on calls I bought at market open. |
| What is this hitler language shit? If it’s semis or space then I hate you |
| I put $800 into options. Currently sitting at $9000. |
| All I wanna know is who’s the girl in the yellow jacket. |
| Bill McDermott looking like the final boss of the boomers |
| It always has been. Only difference is now people have the tools to see it and share it. |
| Hawt |
| Bear firms contain many of the smartest people in finance. If not the smartest people period.\n\n> Due to the overwhelming odds against bers these past 2 decades due to severe market rigging, the only ones who still remain have a deeper understanding of how it all works than anyone else.\n\n> Theyre kind of like, hackers. When a bear firm really hits a stock, youll see the most unusual things happen. The dirivitives mirrage starts to fade away - puts lose all extrinsic value immediately.\n\n> calls will be all outta wack. Itm and otm calls will be priced at seemingly random numbers.\n\n> the price falls fast and hard, brokerage apps often stop working on the stocks theyre hitting. As the frequency volume goes ballistic - its market maker vs bear firm.\n\n> Theyre truly a privalage to see when they really go all in. The last big one i witnessed was on poet. Shit looked surreal. |
| Yeah I understand but if he’s confident to dump 220k at 440ish then I thought he would’ve bought some at the dip. |
| Yes |
| Had to work till 4am last night so been taking caffeine pills, a couple lines and some Montenegro to get me through the last couple hours. |
| Whoever screams louder in here. |
| Oh god close the casino 😭 |
| I'm not here rn |
| Looks like Hewlett is indeed up next yes… |
| Nope. Nuclear is a fools trade. We already figured out an infinite source of free energy and are working our way to it. |
| I’m really bullish on $OKLO. The company has a hyper-scalable build/own/operate model (which unlocks project financing) and vertical integration across three revenue streams: power, nuclear recycling, and radioisotopes. They have \~$3B in cash, a first-mover advantage with commercial deployment targeted for 2027, active construction and site work underway at two locations, partnerships with Meta and NVIDIA, proven SFR technology that is a scaled replica of EBR-II which ran for thirty years straight, and a massive 20GW order book.\n\nThey are targeting first criticality in TX before 7/4, and the company expects its first revenue this year from radioisotope sales.\n\nMy highest-conviction stock for the next 10 years- potential of an early TSLA-like scale imo. |
| Many times. Hard to know whether it's an algorithm or a femto pp human being you have fallen foul of. Once for referring to the genuine physical silver etf ticker ph for physical ag for silver, put together. Once for a joke about the woman who caused a dog to not be alíve. Once for a joke in the format Lovely [thing] you got there shàme if anythíng were to hàppen to ít. |
| Name checks out |
| Checking out r/nvda_stock, broskies are seething over there. LMAO🤌 |
| $PLTR - a palantir is a crystal ball that lets you communicate with others that also have a palantir, not unlike a phone. It also lets you spy on people and see stuff from the past if I remember correctly, which is probably why the company named itself after the crystal ball from Lord of the Rings |
| That's sensible. Let it ride. You can also use options profit calculator to get an idea of where the price should be to see any amount of profit in your contract's duration. Not sure why NVidia dipped today but it has a tendency to go sideways and occasionally making big moves. You don't need a huge move to make profit but time is not on your side on this one. |
| STFU |
| I love the random meme valuations people are throwing out, $20! $100! Always a fun time on this sub when this shit happens |
| The momentum is crazy.\n\n\nBut that does look like it's running out of steam |
| Ur poor bud |
| Ok - well I use IBKR TWS on one of my external monitors and have some basic subscriptions for Lv1 and lv2 data, around $12 a month. I do all work/reading/charting etc of my external monitors and execute off RH phone app. It's actually really fast, very fast today actually on MU. |
| I love women so much!! (Jk, im gay) |
| That's more of a nightmare |
| what a great time to grab some nvidia |
| You’re thinking about the shoeshine boy theory, you sexist goober. I think you’re confused about the stripper scenes. Their gender doesn’t prove a bubble. The fact that working class people, like strippers, were able to buy multiple houses with no money indicated a bubble. People/ banks took on too much risk. Pigs slaughtered. |
| You’re gonna pay sooo much in taxes!!! Thanks for the support! |
| Barak ravid schilling on cnn rn lmao |
| yep got in with 500€ when I read it just for the fun |
| Bought back in April\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1tpi3epeg54h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=121407833e18497c4dbfbc1c3400c47c429891fe |
| Aw, "flitterwochen" sounds so cute |
| Puts into the rally? What happened |
| Congrats! Bought 6/18 3 at .44 but def didn’t get enough bc rules |
| Before I read your post, I’m going to assume you took advantage of their $0 option trading and that’s when it went all down hill? |
| Success it is then: the rocket did not take off. Just need to improve reusability a bit. |
| Tell me your thoughts, Larry \n\n\nI need something to ponder this weekend lol |
| so how bout that *nvidiguh* 🥰 |
| This guy is definitely Indian |
| This is how I know this is going past $10. |
| "Recent articles highlight opportunities in the cannabis sector and AI implementation services, impacting market dynamics for companies like Nvidia. Regulatory changes and valuation resets in related sectors may influence investor sentiment moving forward." \n\nwtf does this even mean yahoo finance?? |
| This aged well, regard |
| Anyone know how this ticker/company is related to space ipo and why is it boosted today? |
| Dick branson is such a piece of shit. Just like his space company. |
| Sold my TEAM calls at a profit. Been bag holding for weeks, and I don't trust that stock not to tank 20% on Monday.. |
| https://preview.redd.it/s0drfc16g54h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df657218fe4457c92cb8a870d3170dc580d00087\n\nI bought 79 virgins! |
| No man. And those of us here with jobs don't really want it to be that yet. |
| im guna fart im guna cum |
| At this point in life I have encountered more bubbles than Riley Reid. |
| Screen shots! Screen shots! Screen shots! |
| I was too busy scalping asts fuck, I totally missed it , this was a nice pull for a 0dte players. Time to short ? Or leave it alone? |
| Sold my TEAM calls.. been bag holding for weeks and I don't trust that fucken stock not do dump 20% on Monday.. |
| Dreaming about PATH |
| Im not sure how anyone would be comfortable yo live with only $645k. Yes I am vietnamese and I just came back from visiting vietnam. I guess if you live frugally, it could go quite far, but its not a comfortable life as quality of life there is definitely lower. \n\nThe people there is more rude, with the commie keep watching you. We went back there for vacation, an officer stop by our hotel, interview to make sure we r not associate with whatever politi.cal movement. He insist on me open a facebook account and add me and my wife as friends?? I dont know man. \n\nI will keep coming back to the casino until i can retire here in the US i guess 😂 |
| Bers are just a figment of your imagination |
| I listen to whoever says the N word publicly- such as martin shkreli |
| They will be public soon… |
| 🙅🏼♂️🧻🙌🏻 |
| It’s just the beginning! 💎👐 |
| Well stand by, we’re working on it |
| I bought today even with the IV being crazy. Was down 15% in the morning but 50% up by close. Shit is regarded. |
| Just a spring getting loaded |
| They did and my dumbass bought MRVL |
| 😂😂😂 |
| That |
| My bad . I'm gullible |
| A singular blue moon to curb my blues |
| LOL there's always that one person on wsb... |
| I just love the stock. It’s time to diamond hands for a few weeks |
| It’s a mezcal kind of afternoon |
| 🌶️ |
| WSB has given me great recs. MU, RDDT, etc. i just look for actual clean charts and good DD as the few diamonds in the rough and laugh at the memes |
| EXACTLY. This guy gambles |
| Hi. It’s me Elon. I took a break from my l88t gaming to tell you that u/flatwormable8620 is telling the truth. |
| The conspiracy is bigger than you think. I'm in on it, and so are many other WSB users. We get phone calls about stock picks every week. I asked if you could join the club, but they said you smell bad. |
| Trust me, these guys aren’t consistent. It’s all hindsight trades. |
| Nuclear |
| Oh you're finally back, you missed the whole trading week and it's now 6pm Friday |
| Sell and buy puts |
| 🥭 announcement when? |
| Can someone link to the actual dd post. I am only seeing references to it but not the actual post |
| Made a ton of money? In relation to your portfolio, maybe |
| Ain't nobody got time for that... |
| Yeah they’re a little suspicious ngl |
| Microsoft is a declining dinosaur and none of their products is doing well |
| Not getting filled is also your girlfriend's main complaint she has about you \n\nI help her with it |
| My gut feeling |
| parabolic and forrever don’t usually go together huh |
| I listened 🥇 |
| 🦍🦍🦍 |
| Fuck MSCI but also probably thanks as well since I doubled down off that nuke |
| HOw do you learn to do that? |
| They know. |
| Wtf am i looking at? |
| 😭😭😭😭😭😭 |
| https://preview.redd.it/1l7etdjlf54h1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca28719738b575fe33efd0d336596259484a2630 |
| niice im in at 104 |
| Because I need level 3 options to buy and sell debit spreads which isn’t accessible with a cash account. If I could trade spreads in a cash account I would’ve absolutely moved ages ago |
| Yeah it was one contract, basically beer money. I am not willing to put the money down needed to buy actual nvidia options, as I’m not as familiar with options yet. |
| Is it sunday night at 8pm ET yet? 😮💨😮💨😮💨 |
| NOW big for me today. Staying in |
| Price so high in speculating an emergency stock split lol |
| What is NVDAs problem… |
| sexist showinist pig! |
| Nicholas Crown's letter has some pretty intensely researched data in it, and it's presented in a digestible way. |
| This is very entertaining thank you for entertaining us OP. Please share progress on growing your microport early and often. |
| Anyone buy FOTO today? |
| Just returned from a trip to Poland. May have had a vodka or two while there........ |
| It was higher earlier.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ecz92g8ff54h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fb68693e951f102c9f6011dbdd95ad0b4849cf6 |
| What is NVDAs problem |
| Isn't it a 3.4% gain? |
| How do I learn? Any tips? |
| Bought at peak 2021 😀 |
| You talk like the stock will be delisted during weekend, weird |
| Crazy how people can name everything wrong with MSFT and not realize that yet… everyone still uses it. |
| I bought a few shares just for the entertainment |
| r/oil is the new r/valueinvesting |
| This was few weeks ago , may 13-15 i got in around $94 ish |
| NOW and ILMN became my winners today |
| What in the efterhandeln is this? |
| I disagree, past month has been on fire. Today it seemed like it was teetering. |
| I literally said “fuck it” and went in before close lmao |
| Congrats! Now don't loose it!! Took me quite a bit longer, 18 years with just IRA and 401k. A 2k bet on NVDIA 10 years ago helped push me over the edge earlier this year. |
| Realized vol going to hit a 5 std dev move on monday with how low vix got going into this weekend. |
| We shall see. |
| > regular retail investors into millionaires\n\n\nOnly if you stick your cash in the market and wait a few decades. Most of the folks in this sub are gambling, and there are far more people losing than winning. \n\n\n40% of Americans carry credit card debt month to month, and 61% of that group has carried that debt for more than a year. Folks in the top 20% are doing great though. |
| Am I too late to this? It’s at $6.15 right now |
| How much have you made so far on this |
| I had like 99% of my cash invested so i couldn’t go hard. But i put $500 down to buy calls at $4.50 first thing this morning. 4 contracts.\n\nI had doubled it at one point today before it dipped back down a bit. Will probably hold until ipo day or day after |
| 😭😭😭this is exactly why it’s pumping |
| i listened. |
| I know right |
| QQQ, VOO is this a trick question |
| \*fondles suspenders\*\n\nSir I want you to look closely...\n\n\*reaches into box\*\n\nIs THIS red dildo the weapon you say my client was holding at the time of the murder? |
| Yall getting paid for that? |
| How does one get started learning this? I have some money I’d like to invest |
| I'm in U.K. use Robinhood. Cash account. Unlimited trades until run out of buying power. Why people trade a margin account <25k and suffer pdt is beyond me, especially if you have a decent account to trade with e.g. 10k there are plenty of trades for a single day. |
| Half Calls, Half Puts |
| I mean often same |
| has no one been looking at shopify? On a fire sale rn |
| Yup. I bought around the same week he sold at $90. Best investment decision ever! |
| USO volume has been very low the last couple days. Not sure what that means for oil prices 🤔 |
| If you’re not throwing in even a little “fuck it” money into this then idk what’s wrong with you |
| Think I'm going to be selling at least half of my ASTS position on Monday. They are kind of fucked now imo. All the other launchers are fully booked for the rest of the year so at most they will only have ~20 satellites launched by eoy. The other launchers are also more expensive than Blue Origin and New Glenn likely won't be back on the launch pad for at least 12 months. |
| Sofi feels like one of those stocks that runs up all month. It would be nice because I've had a few shares around $10, so here's hoping! |
| Possibly |
| Go and find out you go first |
| Old vine zinfandel all the way from Amerifatonia |
| Nice!!! I’m pumped, will report back 🫡 |
| for now |
| You don't get rich by playing these little gambling games. You have a hunch the market is going down on Monday? That's what you're basing financial decisions on? Bro just buy great companies you believe in for the long haul and hold for years. I've been investing for over 10 years, I have a little experience. I'm up 90% and 350k YTD. |
| when the orange one is quiet it is never good news |
| lol those PLTR calls printed hard |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Ban_an_able made a bet that MU would go to 1000.0 within **3 days** when it was 908.258 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| So you’re full regard and then etf? Sure get etf’s |
| They'll keep the secret, if they do laundry again. There's your sequel for the money. |
| Where is your fear? |
| Extreme gheyness |
| Thank you. What’s the longest you keep a weekly before selling? |
| I remember the good old days back in 2019. |
| If he’s holding for 5 years, then he doesn’t care about short-term volatility, and unless your crystal ball works better than his, you have no idea if the stocks going up or down tomorrow. \n\nAnd if his thesis is correct, then he thinks it’s undervalued and is more likely to go up, then down. Which means…if he cares about profits then he should buy now. |
| M BACK, LMAO 🤌 |
| No idea why people think a few peaceful love taps will tank the market. |
| because he's a pussy with no diamond hands. |
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| Nah nvidia sopposed make major announcement this coming week. Stock will jump |
| Counter point I was interning there for 7 months last year and tsmc AZ is pretty much carried by Taiwanese workers, and American workers contribute much less. So I can’t say I’m 100% confident this plant can keep operating if they gradually sent back the Taiwanese over next 5 years once their temp contract ended, alternatively keep 50% Taiwan and 50% American if they want to survive |
| Virgins Geylactate seems to have failed to reach the promised $7 |
| I am one. Men are stupid as fuck |
| We had a great time a few years ago. \n\n\nThe starters and champagne overlooking the balcony 🤌 |
| What about 💎 🙌 |
| “Have it the way” is the cringiest of catch phrases and was definitely written by someday that only saw one episode of Mandalorian. Therefore, I will continue to not eat at Burger King. |
| There was all sorts of fuckery afoot at the end of today’s session. |
| Costco mango juice |
| RIP my sleep |
| If you have schwab you can get their API for free and pull greeks for any ticker. Great tool. I've wired it into my yoloswag trading bot for the trade execution phase to pick the best DTE for any ticker it fires on. \n\n |
| Operation Sundowning Fucktard is Go! Execute plan Lyric Displeasure!\n\nBBC has pretty much discontinued coverage of Fruit man's ramblings, they get a brief mention after the sport and weather |
| My offspring is too young to know I’m retarded but they’ll find out soon enough. |
| Just wanted to take a moment to reiterate: \n\- I'm not indian (nothing against you if you are) \n\- I didn't use an LLM to write this |
| Market has been shaky for months, don't let that keep you from making money |
| I studied on my own, by searching free material on internet. \nMy goal was to understand what an option is, call/put, sell short or buy long... \nThen the easiest things (and safest for me) were cash secured puts and covered calls. \nI'm still learning, but that was my start 😄\n\nI'm not making bug money, but I am making consistent money (I only started 1 month ago, so I wouldn't rely on numbers for now... in % they are like 10% of my monthly salary, for the moment, which is not bad considering it as 0% previously ahahah) |
| virgins together strong |
| Southern lawyer movies were definitely a 90s thing |
| That’s the old symbol, it’s FENT now after a restructuring |
| brave take: there were never any mines in the strait of Hormuz 😲 |
| Good luck holding bonds with this inflationary spiral ahead |
| Reeeetarrrrdddddddd |
| i tried to tell you all to buy [NOW](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tqej0r/comment/ooie9is/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| Haha yes!! Leaving our kid in the hotel room lol |
| 3.5% Monday |
| How do you monitor where the corruption money is flowing OP? Any recommended sources? |
| its drinking time, i got 76% vodka from poland\n\nwhat you lovelies got |
| RDDT investors screenshotting this and posting it to r/redditstock in 3... 2... 1... |
| i already made money after market today shorting. it’s so incredibly regarded that i’m looking for it becoming more ape-coded as well. if this climbs on monday i’ll short it again |
| MSFT goat |
| 🫡 |
| Fuck |
| the way they said “best stock in the word” makes me think they were halfway done typing lol |
| Geometry quiz: point to the parabola on the chart. |
| Rebalancing |
| good bot |
| I’m with retard max - shut up. |
| Einstein over here |
| They never show that part in the adult education films I’ve seen. The part where they have to clean up and fold the laundry in awkward silence before one of them begs the other to keep the secret. |
| It's still cheap based on the PE |
| On one connie is literally peanuts. What’re you on about? |
| europoors and crazy koreans welcome |
| The Yeatman? \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n |
| Market is on shaky legs imo. I’m selling and stacking cash. You’re welcome when it rockets on Monday |
| nvda wants to get into PC arm cpus i think... yep puts it is |
| And created a tax event for himself. |
| Subscribe |
| as i tear into my $4.99 mix & match from Panera |
| Calls on PSG ⚽️ |
| Serious question small position in dram up 30 percent not much but worth around 1,500 have a super small position in Now Average 99 only 5 shares should I sell dram and buy now? I’m Alr invested 3000 in Mu up 30 too |
| Where i need to sign? |
| Damn that post laundry clarity |
| New gambling, for kids! |
| last friday of the month. options expiry stacks = increased volatility. like witching day's younger cousin. |
| Nvda drop why |
| I’ve been banned twice by ai in the last two weeks. |
| How are you losing money on this 😭 |
| I already bought calls for Jun 18th |
| Me but shares only. I bought a call last week and bailed because it looked weak AF and I was right |
| Friday night: war back on. \nMonday morning: a peace deal is within reach! |
| Lmao sounds like they Better Call Saul! |
| lol the trade played out too early imo … I sold a lot today |
| It would now that you said this and I must inverse you due to the laws of the universe \n\n\nEdit: I don't proofread and I also suck at spalling |
| 5 figure |
| Hey /u/usman0316 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: ONVO.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Shkreli |
| Well Dell just blew out earnings on their servers using NvDIa chips guess who supply’s the CPU’s? |
| I think it’s not only the typical end of month rotation but freeing up capital for the spacex inclusion and to an extent also the rotation back into SaaS. Just as I’ve positioned myself for.\n\nLooks like $TEAM is teaming up some money in my pot.\n\nI think you’re cooked. Watch it burn 🔥 |
| ya filthy animal |
| Outsider trading |
| Yeah that was fucked - was looking too good I guess. Just can’t catch a break with that one. |
| Must be amazing to have enough to own a house and just gamble QQQ on the shitter instead. |
| i shoulda bought more 😞 |
| Feels like it. The spreads are also super wide without much volume. I’m checking again next week closer to their earnings date. |
| I mean it's still way up |
| This will only end with messy laundry and regret. |
| No there is no chance of any volatility ever |
| Bought these bad boys today. Bought a third expiring today and sold for 1K profit. Truly wild this worked.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/mdwjtln4e54h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a446ed8e042060758e14a89330d32bc3a5c176f1 |
| Is it completely stupid to think that GameStop will beat their upcoming earnings by a wide margin solely due to their new Power Packs? They’ve essentially introduced legal gambling to their website. Would it be dumb to buy calls? |
| I think it's time to make a play on software. |
| Spy will tank Monday |
| Could have been end of month rebalances. Could have been MMs really not wanting that insane level of calls to print. Those are my best guesses as it'd be hard to keep any kind of news leading to that kind of dump under wraps for more than a few hours. |
| There’s nothing called US Navy Central Command. It’s called US Central Command, which is a unified combatant command composed of sea, air and land components |
| atleast it’s not a 3 day weekend you all degenerates!! |
| Well get stepbro Micron to help her out then |
| It's like you told him to put on suncream against \nNuclear radiation |
| I’m going to cum if NOW opens at 140 on Monday. |
| https://preview.redd.it/frcj3gl1e54h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ce1358c35b4d051cf583d1216849e69bae2c44d |
| I wish I was a top 1% commenter 😞🤣 |
| there has to be a split... or 2 spits.... or 10 splits.... right? |
| Welp you better hope it doesn't bounce off of 6.50 for a fifth time or you just lost 3k. I also personally wouldn't wait to double that to get out. Round numbers are massive psychological barriers and this pump is running on nothing but hope and cope. You'd need to blast past 10$ to double your money and I personally highly doubt that. You can take your chances if you want, I don't know what 3k is to you, but there's a rug pull coming and it's not coming on June 12th but probably sooner. |
| yeah buying virgin stocks definitely counts as a move |
| HIYA I am Canadian. If you pay 10$/month you get access to USD account and you only pay a 1 time conversion fee to make your money USD then it's free trading |
| Slaves complaining about their products does not even slow them down on their path to more greatness. |
| EOM 11 million share dump |
| Drew Cohen\n \n\nYouTuber, best analyzes around with a good investing background to back it up. \n\nHis research videos are about an hour long. Filled with good info and he doesn't give a recommendation. You decided yourself, he is there to provide info.\n\nGot some good videos on investing. Highly recommend. |
| Lmao got him |
| Daily threads search by new. Top comments are always useless attempt at jokes. |
| Damn that guy already made a million bucks on his positions! |
| Would be funny if after all this bullshit, full on war starts again |
| Is the deal in the situation room with us now? |
| It can’t tell you when to close though so you have to be careful |
| It was literally flashing bullish signals for the last two days and then wham. Absolutely wild. Someone really didn't want those calls to print. |
| I checked my three balls. I have to go to the doctor |
| Waiting for the next 200 and up |
| Nvda clearly got stuck in someone’s washing machine. |
| I guess a cubicle and a dumpster are a similar size / shape, easy to mistake at my place of work. |
| Spcecunts. Here's your noose |
| The bigger the blasts, the bigger the 🌮 next week |
| LMAO |
| You can paper trade options on tradingview my friend. \nFYI you will probably lose lots of money if you do start trading them. The time/value decay can be crazy, as can the lack of liquidity sometimes. If you really can trade well, I'd recommend futures unless you're set on trading specific stocks. |
| Damn i remember when I shorted it at $50 right before the Branson flight. Margin maintenance requirements went from 300% to 500% overnight and Fidelity hit me with my first margin call when I was 5k in the green lol. \n\nGood times |
| Just sat here and wrote it for an hour unfortunately while my wife yelled at me I'm not doing enough to help around the house. |
| You mean a bundle of sticks? |
| Nothing going for them? Not sure that's true. They are leading the orbital launch business, no body else is close. They delivered 80% of all global mass delivered to orbit in 2025. Starlink is bringing in quite a bit of money as well. But like you said none of that matters at the end of the day. The market isn't meant to make sense. Not to us anyway. |
| Rewrite that post w AI |
| Oracle🥳 |
| No. They fast tracked small and micro reactors via executive order. Three are slotted to achieve criticality on/around July 4th.\n\nAlso Westinghouse BWR went online earlier this year in part due to less regulation |
| Yeah my port didn’t see much green today. I’ll sell for a ~30% gain |
| My Gmail app has trouble connecting to my shitty Outlook so I have to use the web version sometimes. \n\nAdmin portal makes me sign in like 3 times in a row at times coz their shit auth is always fucking up. \n\nCo pilot is trash. \n\nThey're trying to figure out how to turn windows into a SaaS\n\nHave you seen their admin back end? It's disgusting. Pureview...have you used it?\n\nHave you seen Linux? It's free. Steam OS is Linux. I think Android is too? \n\nMicrosoft tried a phone OS and never again. \n\nThey don't have a mobile Os for all those shitty handhelds running windows. \n\nMicroslop will burst. |
| RPM IYKYK |
| I still remember when Buffett bought at $60 and sold at $90 |
| Unfortunately, tech is the only thing being rewarded in this cycle. I’m not touching calls on anything that isn’t tech or AI related. |
| Technical analysis of Japanese candlestick price charts and various other oscillatory charts |
| You can't agree while you are trying to time the market |
| Tf nvda what's wrong with you get up |
| This entire subreddit is full of folks who sold their dreams for pennies on the dollar. Buy yours back and be rid of this den of heathens. |
| No idea but glad I sold around noon |
| The dumb money already purchased the shares. No upside |
| It just helped me verify the setups that I already found I removed some of the low score setups position and these were the high scores which I swung this week. |
| I bought my Virgin today!! |
| Oh yeah…right NOW! |
| Penn State is EdgeU |
| We are truly living in idiocracy |
| They have billions of geometric operations, assembly patterns, and design sequences from millions of professional users across decades, and their terms let them learn from them. And even synthetic data needs to be created by domain experts to be useful. |
| What was that eod dump on nvda? |
| Every post here is GPT fool |
| NOW pumping AH too sheesh |
| Go Long til you can’t |
| $MEME = Exists |
| Temu SpaceX has a lot of fuckin' legs left in it for meming. Near identical ticker, also a space stock, dirt cheap pricing, used to be 200x current price, the company is literally called Virgin. To top it al off, Richard Branson is also a super memeable playboy billionaire for the people who want to make any comparisons of him to Elon.... which will inevitably be in Branson's favor. Richard Branson is _the_ playboy billionaire.\n\nThis shit could become a memestock tour de force as we run up to the biggest IPO in history. |
| Which operators? |
| So you're like full on retarded huh? |
| More than that. |
| Mr. President with all due respect there's only one Truth we want to read right now and that's the one that will save my USO puts. |
| You must be searching some heinous crap if reddit is pinging you that lol |
| Lol im still bag holding from years ago too. |
| Yes, we will start by distributing the profits from the DELL regards |
| No whadya do? |
| I like Seeking Alpha. Already paid for itself |
| Pretty much everything next week is going beat\n\n\nCalls on avgo, panw, dg, crwd |
| All I buy is calls, namely SPY and NVDA |
| $15T is fucking nuts mate |
| What’s more closed Hormuz or Bul anooos? |
| ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT |
| I’ve been burned so many times on these pump and dumps by holding through the weekend. \n\nGood luck to you! |
| NVDA just having the most perfect day and then just shat all over me. |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| There is a small window after news drops where WSB will have accurate information that can make you tons of money. \n\nBut I just always get sussed out by anything Reddit is directly placing in my feed, sometimes to my own detriment, I heard about the CAR short squeeze before it took of and just assumed it was already over if I was reading it from a recommended post.\n\nReddit does have all the information you could ever need to make tons, but sorting out all the bullshit is a monumental task |
| Stocks only go up |
| Don’t take profits this thing is going to go crazy. When it’s time to take profits you won’t have to |
| NOW! |
| How about per 36 mins |
| Have you guys ever gotten a warning from Reddit? |
| I’m an AmeriRich literally going to a two Michelin star restaurant in Porto with my gains yall 🥂 |
| I saw the post but did not listen |
| Much higher. |
| Uh…wut?\n\nI mean, I’ll read it - but there’s no way I’m shaving my eyebrows or anything. |
| If I lose then I lose. But we will see on monday |
| FMTM is a momentum etf that changes holdings every month. Mostly mid cap stocks with the occasional large cap. You can see their holdings in their website. Usually their top 10 holdings are money. It's a good way to look for stocks that are going up which you may not otherwise come across to think about. \nI also will scan datarama and buy pretty much anything David tepper buys. He's making a killing on micron right now. |
| Ok chat gpt slop indian |
| Excellent work bud. Treat yourself to some Wendy’s tonight! |
| MSFT gain porn = sell |
| Damn NOW is still pumping after hours |
| \+1 for also using questrade |
| i fully understand that this is likely a losing strategy long term but i have been getting pretty lucky with it |
| sold on May 20, this shit keeps happening. |
| Bei kauf (bye money) indeed! |
| True. I did buy 1K shares now, so that's something. |
| https://preview.redd.it/9a9hnb41d54h1.png?width=1338&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0e2c550a91891b4c67fde1af5d43cc507305ea6\n\nEveryday the market gives you an opportunity. Find the big macro trends.. for me it was shorting OIL. Ive played $SCO and made $40k on that play alone. Traded it like 10-15 times since March. |
| What strategy did you choose ? Vertical call or call? |
| End of month on a Friday and you bought options? Good luck |
| I saw him at Wendy yesterday |
| Guys its time to start a edge fund.\n\nYall pay me to edge |
| REGARD FUND |
| If it wasn't for nba plays the market would have me bent over.. thank you wemby |
| us virgins did are part just gotta wait for the next set of virgins to do theirs |
| Other markets showing interest in space ipo? |
| Gonna turn 400 to 4k again, spx calls were nice this morning till 9:55 |
| If you're satirizing my Aella post, bravo (or brava.) |
| I'm sorry, what ? Tanking? Is went up 20% in a single day this week. Total of 33% gain this week . |
| He’s in the shit-uation room now |
| he's been on the toilet the whole time |
| Thanks big dawg 🤓 |
| Yeah it's called the monthly MSCI rebalancing inside move |
| Bruh. Welp I hope you can afford to lose that money because you pretty much have to just let it ride out and see what happens. It's not like a massive move is needed or anything but basically half your usable duration is the weekend so unless NVDA goes to 220+ again before Wednesday then you're not making anything on those. |
| weekly, 2-weekly |
| Release the Koreans!!! They would fix this |
| You guys wanna start a hedge fund? |
| https://preview.redd.it/rt62wc3zc54h1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cc3866681ef84ed0326c9b1e69f9d85fe19a04f |
| Up $150 but I was up almost 400 lol oh well ima be patient and not sell |
| Thank you. I will try to relearn math, which is something I used to be good at... |
| Jul 13 extended hours options will be available for NVDA, AMD, AVGO, INTC, MU, PLTR, ORCL, MSFT, META, AAPL, AMZN, GOOG, TSLA, NFLX, HOOD, BABA |
| This ☝️ |
| Yes let’s publicly post about the illegal activities we are trying to induce! You’re regarded enough to belong here. Carry on |
| Will be crying on Monday when they look back and see what they owned is 3%, 4%, 5% higher |
| Yes but I wouldn’t mind. |
| same risk / reward as 0dte |
| NOW making a strong case to reopen the casino for the weekend |
| Losses? Leave. |
| Source? |
| This stonk is guaranteed to rip all the way to uranus |
| Still $600 million market cap. Can go much higher. |
| Yeah idk man I think the people literally denying lifesaving coverage might be worse than the people popularizing sustainable transportation and putting the phone in your hand to type this mind-bogglingly retarded comment |
| Thats what I thought. He let those ships leave today while lifting the blockade, because the war is about to start. |
| Yeah they are going to give it all away to PE owned retirement homes and healthcare groups anyways. |
| Bro, just buy calls, almost everything is up! |
| consistently bullish yet mad? |
| DOW 60K Monday morninng |
| Wars back on. No crying in the casino bulls its bers turn. Now bend over. |
| Strait of bugalo 2: the situation room war |
| We need a holiday between memorial day and the 4th.. we'll call it Junetweenth.. we'll use it for the airing of grievances and eat bbq again |
| MU also hasn't |
| We’re coming to get you green |
| Do you have a link to the thread? |
| Gotta pay that troll toll |
| Yes pls |
| WKN? |
| And then all will be good by market open Monday. |
| He made hundreds of %...\n\nHas made thousands while risking peanuts. How is that nothing? |
| Charlie Charlito. |
| Ahhhh forget the whole thing |
| You said in this same thread this was your last 20k |
| So hows this work? This isn't even the offical spacex ticker. \n\n\nHow is this related to spacex as a company? |
| very original, never seen before marketing |
| fate has spoken |
| Think I might genuinely resort to crime after these last 3 weeks of losses |
| If they actually think that's where the discussion of asteroid mining began, they should probably do a little more research. I, too, think the IPO is BS and meant to dump Elon's bags on all of us at the most inflated values possible, so I expect people taking shots at it to seem as credible as possible. |
| Is 🥭 out of the Situation Room? |
| we have so much extra natural gas in the US that the permain basin pays people to take it, or they pay to burn it via a flare. Until LNG expansion does a 5x natural gas is going to be the backbone of AI energy consumption. |
| Ziptrader on YouTube. |
| Look at daily chart brother, quite a few saw it coming and all thanks to the volume 🙏 |
| Hassidic music at its best |
| Chicken bones and sacrifices to the fire gods. |
| I mean if the Nasdaq is to 🌡️for him and he need to slow down, I recommend him to switch to DAX |
| Yum |
| Puts it is |
| Market dont care about no dumb fake war. Your puts are cooked. Sorry bro |
| it's a dark art, not a technical science -generally speaking after market opens QQQ moves up a bit and then settles back down at 1030. apparently this is called a "rip and dip". out of the last 40 days (not including this week) QQQ has trended up between 1030 am and 1230 pm except for 14 out of the last 40 days. . . if you look at the historical charts you can see that it moves pretty cyclically most of the time, goes up a bit, down a little and then back higher than it was. once it goes up and then comes back down i look for the price to stabilize for a few minutes, usually a few candlesticks sideways - and then if the price has been trending up i will buy a call. it's obviously not a real strategy but it has been working for me without any losses for a week so im going to keep it going until it stops working. if it starts to dip a few hundred i just exit the position immediately |
| Ayyy 🥳🥳 |
| Holy f I can't believe this shit is trading in $700 range =)) |
| Big if true |
| This guy markets |
| I chose all three and nothing in life has prepared me for how validating the results feel. |
| I dont think following anyone is good. Once you view a link or topic, algorithms will keep pushing those accounts or similar to the top of your feed thus affecting your thought process and skewing the overall picture. I like to keep things random unless I see a post with a quick upvote ratio which means its gaining traction fast. Dont even look at number of votes, its the speed which matters. If theres lots of upvotes quickly, social media algorithms will keep spreading the post which I think is a good indicator of potentially more volume flooding into the stock. Who cares about charts, social media indicators are all you need |
| as long as we're clear that Tesla is not in the mag at all |
| GTLB might be an interesting call option up 46% this month |
| You’re forgetting a 1% drop means a 25% drop for us over leveraged regards |
| Clearly you cause you triggered a stop loss bud |
| You all couldn't imagine the rage I would have had if I sold Microsoft and it shot up like today after I had to endure holding this garbage |
| Just wear a helmet and you're good |
| Looks like I’m going to be broke, don’t pick the middle |
| $NBIS giga-volume buzzer-beater revival on EoM rebalancing Friday |
| Gotta get in when the calls are cheap man. That’s not gonna happen close to ipo |
| Yes it’s on sale rn |
| Hey /u/EvilRichMan - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: SPCE.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| lmao. I like the joke. |
| they invest through their financial advisor who puts it in vt |
| Most aluminum we use has been recycled you regard. 75% of all aluminum ever produced is still in use today |
| I bought calls for $4.50, $0.30/ea when the stock was at $5.00. I don't know how that happened, but I doubled my money in like 10 minutes. I could have 7x if I timed it perfectly, but 2x is still very nice. |
| I suppose the important question is....how far out do they expire? if they expire before September, that was a pretty risky move. |
| 3.3% gain over 4 hours is 7,424.1% APR. |
| We got -1.5% move on NVDA at literally last minute. Call me crazy but that was an insider move, war and bombing starts, and market is going to dump hard on monday and probably crash in June wiping out the last 3 months of gains, back to SPY 6900 or lower. Then hard rally to 8500 in July as 🥭 declares Victory in Eyeran and prints his 250 dollar bill between July 4-10. |
| Yes because of you |
| They do tho 👅 |
| 2.50 |
| I just bought 500 as FOMO at 6.50 limit for first thing Friday\n\nIf i can double my money I’ll sell this regardless trade\n |
| I wish it was free for Canadians as well. I pay 1.5% and conversion fee\n\nYou'll bounce back bro, I know you got it |
| 100K on one ticker ya say? |
| There are some major catalysts im banking on, will see how it plays out in jun/jul. |
| What’s the price target for $NOW? Made some nice gains but don’t want to get greedy. |
| No I didn't, but I'll take that as a compliment. Any other big brain takes from anyone avoiding the substance of the post? |
| The market will continue to go up until it starts coming down. This is the ultimate fact |
| But then you're stuck at Nepal. |
| This guy 100% scamming people for living. He is 100% Indian |
| Because the narrative is shifting. die by the narrative live by the narrative |
| It’s way past that already |
| My jobs offered me a new position with more responsibilities within the company but no pay raise so I just fuck up a little everyday. |
| Having disposable income that you can save up over time is the number one leverage point. Can’t trade effectively if you’re worried about bills |
| To catch a bounce Monday I guess? I sell them Fridays for sure. |
| I'm not on the inside and it works great. \n\nUp your game. |
| you know how people keep complaining this place has become dumb af? Maybe all the smart people blew their accounts and only the ones that make dumbass trades survive in this market. |
| SaaS bottom is in |
| Grave Diggaz \n\nYou know which one. |
| has the bot even been around for 92 weeks? XD |
| Today lol |
| Calls? |
| Calm down, it's not even below yesterday's high😂 |
| Mine went up my nose |
| “Forget this world and all its troubles and if possible its multitudinous Charlatans—every thing in short but the Enchantress of Number.” - Babbage |
| I too am bullish to shit returning to where it is before the war but shittier and with elevated oil prices |
| my winnings today are immediately offset by car repairs after a failed road safety test nice |
| yo boy straight used Chat GPT |
| https://preview.redd.it/co6n7phzb54h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=381f6ecc0f1ca239eb46297ff445eec4d2e88019 |
| Only mf to be winning from MSFT rn |
| How dude?\n\nI remember the market gaped up Tuesday |
| That was nasty |
| If it was good enough to screenshot it was good enough to sell. Maximizing profits kills gains. |
| Seltzer taste like TV static. Yuck |
| Buy my 10k a week course and I’ll teach ya buddy 😉 |
| How did this help you? |
| I wish i would have done this sooner but happy since so far im up $2700 from $400 |
| Mine says Retard wtf |
| Not sure of your point |
| yeah i got so fucked |
| F’n sign on the dotted line please |
| Its not just that all space related stocks are going to print on the basis that SPCX will pump this whole sector |
| #Why did Intel go bankrupt today? LMAO🤌 |
| In fact, forget the IPO and the blackjack |
| Where my virgin bagholders at |
| I just type in the search bar things like, why did RKLB just drop today? Why did SOFI go up today? Then I read the 3 month old links that populate. |
| about? dude my uranium stock went up 5x already. |
| I did this the last two weekends and got burnt both times, I hope its different for you! |
| Stop loss was put it and it hit, I ain’t that regarded |
| This plan is well regarded already on the sub, I myself have made 100% profit in just one day thanks to an earlier thread on the topic |
| 🥭 not happy with proposals |
| You were right! |
| it is, they also did 9 figure deals with sweden and germany. |
| Looks like this weekend is going to be a repeat of last weekend: Shit tons of frustrated bers on copium |
| Bro thinks we're stupid... literally his last two comments on Reddit.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/t79ogc7qb54h1.png?width=942&format=png&auto=webp&s=eebc1c91ff73a65e8a9c39eaf73e41698d4412a9\n\nKick this asshole out. |
| This is how not to invest everybody. |
| Omg all these BOLS freaking out over a .12% after hours drop Jesus Christ you guys are so fucking greedy |
| You are one of the below. Only choose one\n\n>!Retarded!<\n\n>!Retarded!<\n\n>!Retarded!< |
| I’m so hard for next week. |
| I alrdy applied they said i was too brain dead for them 😞 |
| that was such a fuckin run today. Got the old gme/amc inch going |
| Time to buy puts? |
| Thats a whole lot of text for justifying buying the top |
| Agreed |
| Alright alright alright |
| why we dumpin |
| Way worse... Iran gets now frozen funds + Strait tolls. they are going to receive billions |
| They're still nowhere near having anything of value. The last time they did anything good was actually making a functional launchplane but other companies have overtaken them since then. \n\nBut I have accepted that the market does not know how to price in space stocks. The space industry is tricky and even a less than stellar performance can still be considered great by their standards but the market does not understand that. I remember the first pump LUNR had with their lunar lander. That mission was a success in so many ways and the people paying for it at NASA certainly thought so and were elated. But the stock crashed because the lander tipped over. That's not a failure. Space missions are full of that. The fact that it got as much done as it did was enough for it to be a success but people on the market did not feel that way.\n\nSo in this case this company having nothing going for them is irrelevant to what the market will do. |
| Do they have fractional shares? |
| ,🚀 |
| How far out are your expirations? |
| Looked over ticker. Dell earnings confirms the need for ai servers/network infrastructure. |
| Hey /u/Dubertovic - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: SPCE.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Jk\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/waj53r6mb54h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cca89c25abb86ad1c3cfd676f8890ab78df801cb |
| 🤞 |
| i think there is an app that let you copy trades of politician automatically |
| I mean define war. What is is... |
| Holy shit, this guy has the prophesized 72 losses that were promised to him by Allah |
| I see they are all “buy”. So much drama for 1 contract 😂 |
| I went 10% into RKLB when it was at 19, and 10% into NBIS when it was 25-30 ish\n\nStill holding. Like a regard, also made money with calls on the way up this whole time. 340% on a NBIS call I sold yesterday\n\nBoth because of this sub lol |
| I mean maybe tho |
| No you don’t |
| as a virgin i hope virgin delivers next week\n\n |
| Is is above 500mm |
| 500 |
| Spy ? |
| That slut is so fucking used, nobody wants to lay more $30 for that ass. |
| Invasion of the Kennedy center |
| Millennials love seltzer |
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| just FYI, $NANC tracks Dems in Congress, $GOP tracks Republicans. \n\nneither are as good as you think (mostly because of the 45 day disclosure lag). Look elsewhere |
| I lose manually, thank you very much. |
| https://preview.redd.it/myhzyqcgb54h1.png?width=1504&format=png&auto=webp&s=5be5a54c66aaaea9c0af9babd696b914bc8bb157 |
| Bro what the fuck is happening to spy???? |
| great, Iran now has more footage to show |
| Just trying to do my part. |
| UK fund called SMT. Almost 20% of the fund is in spacex. They contributed to multiple funding rounds |
| I have 25 QQQ calls that expire Monday\n\nPls no war this weekend |
| rklb chaos got me too last year |
| So we're making a deal to make things go back to what they were before March 1st?\n\n😂😂😂 |
| Igv calls\n\nSoxx puts\n\nIt's not complicated 🤌 |
| I just got a virgin galactic settlement postcard in the mail 2 days ago... re 2021... |
| NVDA calls got done dirtyyyy |
| Spy 740 mon |
| *NVDA |
| You guys are retarded\n\nJust sayin |
| I wrote pipeline code at an animation studio that did shows for Disney.\nThere's no "decades of CAD data" that Autodesk has access or rights to.\nEven if Autodesk paid us for it, we wouldn't have the rights to pass client data to a third party.\n\nAnyone can create synthetic data or commission people to make some for them, they have no advantage there. |
| Soooo, we're mooning on monday is what youre saying 🤓 |
| Long live www.candlestick-ai.com |
| Fuck you have a nice weekend |
| 🤔 |