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Does it start with corr and end with uption?
Sure bro
What is this picture even of
Who cares about other ppl. As long as it works for u, then it's an amazing strategy
they're hft interns, dont give em a cent
Look the market might not dump but $SOFI AND $BULL will dump just because at least trust that.
This shit going to crash so hard tomorrow lmao why do yall think Elon, and his employees wont take profit
eXxOn Mobile
Wish i had a healthy way to express my profound anger and exasperation.
As a bull.. seeing all the confident comments about us pumping up tomorrow is scarring me..
Grok says it's a good investment.
I've been holding the Nasdaq since 2009 and haven't sold any of it. Not a singular share. I have taken it in the ass in places you didn't think were humanly possible and laughed. We are differnet.
I don’t care I’ll still buy.
Um. You only needed $2K in fidelity to participate.
Just stringing us along.
The things that go through our head when we are bagging fries at Wendy's... 🌌
Lol
AVGO is looking very juicy right now. Sold off way too much.
IPO is today but it isn't tradable until tomorrow.
How the hell did I manage to make money on spy puts today? The world will never know I guess lol
Taking on a child is a bad move in this market.
Microsoft got pretty tucked by using their shit for copilot. Enormous amount of cash lit on fire.
1000%
I was confused too because I hadn’t actually saw the stick on any of my brokerage accounts today.
just adopt a dog or a fern, man… gotta crawl before you can walk
Everytime I see the ticker "XOM" my brain autocorrects it to the game, "XCOM"
Lets see X (Twitter) is 13 billion in debt. xAI is up to its tits in investments, neuralink is clinical trials only, nowhere near making money. So will be and are printing money are two different things, I would agree on the former being pure speculation the latter is simple not true. The comment said name companies Elon runs that don't make people a lot of money. If you got facts to prove otherwise, proceed Mr. Penguin. Otherwise keep callusing them knees.
Welll he says he saw the price after breakfast and said he might as welll hold and it just kept dropping more
Assuming you’re using lean beef, a hamburger is a healthy meal as long as you don’t use excessive mayo. Cheese makes it an unhealthy meal and adds little flavor.
Half cash, half stock
Probably also was what he needed to hit 1 trillion in stock wealth
Trumb announces nationalization of SpaceX tomorrow at noon
yeah bears go ahead and make another movie about your bear ass propaganda
Do you guys think this will pump the whole space sector? I could only imagine Koreans buying space stocks like crazy tonight lol
Those bags are ludicrously spacecatious
This is exactly what will happen knowing my luck
Same here. Will ride it , everything is made for SPCX to do well. Not sure about long term, but tomorrow I am in
Pre splits, it was roughly 60k shares, but yes.
Misery loves company, it's that simple.
Can you buy options on it?
mine always stares way longer at red candles
Is this high or low
The wealth gap between Elon Musk and the second-richest person Larry is so massive that the average person is actually closer to being the second richest than Larry is to Musk
wait so spacex is actually going public now
Do i matter when i'm only as real as the blades of grass, the dirt and rocks, the flowing water of the river, the rustling trees, the clouds and sky, the rain, the sun and moon? All my struggles, worries, hopes, dreams and ambitions didn't exist or matter when i was born and neither will they when i die. If i strip all of those away, what is left? What does it mean to exist and what does it mean to not exist?
Maybe OP needs to spend some time on Kickstarter…?
but the problem is once you push that button you might have accidentally bought at the top. That’s how fast it will move. 😆
Friday gap up as sure as Spring
you just look to see what they're buying. it's pretty simple. thats how I got into celsius early
🫵🤡
the fuck is an ad
Twitter, SolarCity, Neuralink, Boring Company?
Im so excited for tomorrow my balls are sweaty
I’m only grabbing $2k just to see if I can make $500-$1000 on quick flip but we’ll see.
Wtf is Echo Star and why is it now the 2nd highest holding in NASA
sndk
100% i would bet my life we pump all of tomorrow
Fuck. Puts on mrvl then
I’m at the bottom of a multi-layer SPV and am looking forward to the SpaceX IPO in much the same way a golden retriever looks forward to a car ride:\n\n- thrilled to be involved\n- no clue how cars work\n- unsure if going to the park or getting neutered
Why mod changing the SPCX price to 21.98 whenever someone does a bet?! lol
$NOK before it hits $17
Mod should ban this tiny loss posts please, I need 7 figure loss porn
spy :))
only good coment on this lol, not suprised anyway
Quick Amat or Asml
Probably gonna be a nice dividend for baggies at least
Literally to the moon
for now..
How tarded are you? SpaceX is already bigger.\n Tsla is at 1.25t
Hopping in the SpaceX IPO for a quick scalp is fair enough. \n\nBut I know so many retards who have never invested buying this shit, they would buy it at 10 billion per share\n\nGoing to be a crazy day tomorrow
I used to have a virgin mobile phone so I’m something of a rocket man myself
Oof
https://preview.redd.it/au2xxmq5cq6h1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f439061eb2e795e3cd0bd08d4b029be056d29364
U didnt lose it that was a donation
Holding it right now, seeing mixed signals. Might cash out.
Bought property on strait of Hormuz during Covid at a huge discount and been Airbnb-ing it since. Exhausting getting emails and calls from tenants. You sign in the lease you are responsible for all damage, including missiles. Figure out your own shit assholes, everyone is so soft now.
Because of valuations he made himself. Right?
I'm still trying to decide when I want to hold some SNDK bags.
Me simple monkey brain red like
Imagine being an autistic trillionaire so lame you can’t even get a community of autists to like making money from your shit
Still here
need poet to climb to 13$ tomorrow and at least 15$ monday or its over for me
Pizza index still at Doughcon 1
We taco’ed for the Koreans. Now it’s their turn to carry on the pump
You're 19 years old. Your goal should be to learn a skill to become a contributing member of society. Playing the rigged fake money casino is not a sustainable goal \n\nYou were simply born about 20 years too late for the stock market to work for you. Sorry not sorry
Either this is the top with SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI going public\n\nOr we're just getting started. Idk
Great now i have to explain to my wife how i lost 10k today
Why because some dude who built driverless cars and self landing rockets became rich? Grow up.
Don’t know why you’re getting downvoted. Idk. All I can conclude is that perhaps they’re going to start launching designer bags into space to entice aliens.
They get what they fucking deserve.
I am having the bags physically sent to Mars via Starship. Do you have any idea how much that will push up the timeline?
Stupid Robinhood couldn't process my whole order of Space X in time, fortunately I put in an order on Fidelity too
I will just watch tomorrow
Brother there's ad block that exists
Why tf did I not full port RDW or ASTS this morning 🙁
Not enough bags
Trust me the peace deal is happening this time.
Not how it works
and then it’ll gap down
hello serenity
Musings of a First Year Finance Student - available now at your local book store
Works for some people and doesn’t for others. No idea why exactly
You will definitely see us later
How did people get to buy this today? Isn't the IPO tomorrow? Oh right everything is rigged and special people get special access. Why the fuck would anyone be a bagholder tommorrow? You are just making money for the people who bought today.
are mu bears dead yet?
Was Trumps market manipulation today done to help out the IPO tomorrow, just seems like too much a coincidence
Stop loss is your best friend from now!
If you have an investing app on your phone, you should take it with you while you make breakfast. Especially when you dump 60k and every second counts
Best of luck to you. I have no clue who will win so I hope you get something
Only if ppl are buying it I suppose.
No, the reason is for 3 decades people referred to doctored images as "that's photoshopped"\n\nOvernight people started referring to those as "that's ai"\n\nAdobe no longer has a monopoly, clear as day. Game over
bot me baybee!
thats what you get for being broke
“Many of my successful investments have been made by entering markets before the mainstream” you bought crypto and are up $200\n\nBro start applying to community college I beg you
I'm fucking howling
Deal of the century!
Bets for price end of trading tomorrow?
Are my XOM calls cooked?
Why y’all gotta ruin everything? Just quite piggy and make moneys.
Now explain to me how OpenAI IPO will not burn MSFT stock.
Bahahaha
Here’s my space x plan \n\nI will wait 5 or 10 minutes to confirm it’s gapping up before throwing everything and my organs at it
Bear spotting in nature
SNDK quietly approaching 2k
With all this talk about IPOs and AI and war, you guys are missing the real story - Krispy Kreme DNUT is up 25% in the last week - soon I can sell and break even!
You’re gonna want SpcX\_stonk or some shit.
Tuesday
Without teachers we will have more regards jumping into options that can’t read or do math
Anyway, calls I believe
This uh... this really reminds me of the South Sea Bubble, AND the Tulip craze.\n\nNot to put too fine a point on it, this seems like the center cannot hold.
But you're supporting what they're saying with this example.\n\nBecause DOGE was cheap, it was attractive and boomed from sub $0.005 to nearly $1.\n\nIt 150X'd
Ideally, you need to get into very new companies *before* they float on the stock market. \n\nEssentially, investing while they are in their 'kickstarter' phase. \n\nThis isn't usually possible for smaller investors though. You won't find out about new companies, and new companies don't look to 19 year old's with some pocket change to back them. No offence there. \n\nYou could try looking for crowdfunding opportunities for new start-ups, but this is speculative and fraught with risk.
Sorry Adobe was designated as a stock that can never go up by “them”
Can’t wait to buy at $35
CFO left the company
We deserve way worse
love to believe that but after today im not so sure
Videos with back to back unskippable ads, I will NEVER buy either thing\n\n😡
You can't turn that into 5 bill if you can't turn 100 into 1mill
Its not going to crash.
Let the trickling down commence brothers!
Ya I'm not sure he realized that's now 1500 shares from stock splits
SpaceX trading volume will be 0 tomm since no one will buy it. It will be the world's first ipo without a buyer
i got on tesla, derivate, also I maybe buy spcx but after the fist big selling
I mean in my lifetime, we've gone from 8 inch floppy disks holding 80KB to comparatively tiny SD cards holding 25 million times more. We will surpass the human brain artificially before long, especially if AI really can improve itself, because it can do that 24/7 theoretically.
US F-35 distress signal in the Strait...I thought the war was over.\n\n
Some of the best in the world. I live here on 5 point breaks that line up. It's super safe. super remote. We're in a 3 weeks swell right now.
ALL IN SPACE X SEE YOU POORS LATER.
No.
https://preview.redd.it/gsk60xnobq6h1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9108acf03d94ffe9bc914c65a367be2415b8e8ee
Probably 0 shares
Ah yes another bubble popper conspiracy theorist
Should I sell now to lock in gains? \nNo, it's the bers who are wrong
I need market to pump so hard tomorrow that even Oracle and Microsoft ends up green
How can we get into this? Is it luck? Or forecast or analysis? Can anyone answer me plz?
I will embrace the pump, become one with the pump
Takes skill \n\nBet he bought oodles of $ADBE too
Yall retards make sure to use margin and market orders only!
Gotta give it to them, this was a masterpiece. Set up a believable bear scare for days, milked the tension, triggered the institutional limit orders, and now will technically rugpull via SpaceX IPO. No one to blame, the market outplaying itself.
Why shouldn't he be? Soon he will have two companies that make profits!
Will 0DTE for SPCX be available tomorrow?
Options have a purpose that many dont understand. 0dte is only for people with big ladders of every strike and puts on the other side
https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/article/oppenheimer-slaps-outperform-rating-on-spacex-190-price-target-ahead-of-market-debut-163237327.html\n\nAlready trying to pump is with $190 price target
Oracle made a huge mistake putting all their eggs in the OpenAI basket
Use lower numbers and make a similar ratio of profit
Thats what stop losses are for
It's already 10x what it is worth and it hasn't even started trading yet. It might be a worthwhile investment at some point but ipo day will not be it.
Are you in australia
these are the 2 times every broke clock gets right ?
Turn 2k into 5 mil first
Thanks. Noted and shorting PYPL
Can't wait for the historic loss porn to come
https://preview.redd.it/ztccz3gjbq6h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dc99d8496b104a5120ca9657ccde87a9efc9506
If qqq goes down spy is fucked
# SpaceX IPO makes Retail Investors the world's biggest bagholders\n\n[](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/?f=flair_name%3A%22News%22)\n\n
I see what you did there! C+ for effort!
This is the thing I don’t get lmao… like when were we shitting on being a retard and making money around here? I had friends make a lot off of Tesla and all it ever got me was depressed as I watched life changing money be made. I’m not saying someone should full port SpaxeX, it’s beyond stupid, but anyone that makes a quick buck on it and gets out is doing the right thing… or wrong thing since for all we know this thing could balloon into space itself
The fact I know how to turn 2 mil into 5 billion but I don’t have 2 mil is antagonizing
lol
I figure this autistic cunt won't go live till the afternoon.....
https://preview.redd.it/kjbln2zgbq6h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8a4d51aee58297a59d0855439fbcf13ae9ceffc
Elon wanted money
This will run first for a sometime and then will crash and then go up again and rinse and repeat
INTC and hold for 10 years
NASA finna print me so much money.Already recoup my losses from the shitshow from the past 2 days
Did you forget that MSFT will be burned hard by OpenAI IPO?
Cocoa
By the end of this year, SpaceX will be higher than tsla market cap since SpaceX has to be the acquiring company in the merger. I expect tsla to be under 2T by eoy and spacex between 1.5-3T eoy, its IPO is at 1.75T
His portfolio
futes futeing
At that level for frequency and amplitude of lying, is it even gaslighting? There must be a different and more accurate word or phrase.
Grabbed 20 745 before close today . I hope it smashes
Of course, it's just a friendly way to earn money from passive income.
No I’m long on them especially under 15
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BING BOOM POWWW
ADBE ORCL or what?
If Robinhood locks the sell button as its dropping I’d be crying laughing
Who tf bought them from them?
https://preview.redd.it/ra2b1myabq6h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=988f187fd56fafc948c309736cbd616fc1a641ca
AND it's not even our 24bn...we had frozen their money so really it costs us nothing. 🤯
Nobody else deserves it. He’s putting a Toyota dealership and a Jimmy John’s on Mars and people are still upset.
It's either all in or not in at all brotha
Take $100 and try to make some money. Lose the $100, realise a 19 year is probably pretty retarded compared to the teams of PHD wall street nerds. Invest all future money in a boring ETF and live your life
Brother you have leaps just hold lmao
Got ‘em
Adobe is ded
Ah, the Stop Loss, the favorite tool of the buy-high-sell-low crowd.
I will dabble in this when the hype fades. For now, grab some popcorn and watch the show.
can you take a dollah?
It’s so crazy it might work
No way. How’s the surfing there? Is it safe? I’m in LA and surf here.
# K
Said no one ever.
I once made $2000 more because I misclicked the Confirm button and only realized it 10 minutes later.\n\nSo it all balances out, you see....
The chart can't get any more straight down
ALAB was at 300 two days ago wtf
We are so gapping up tomorrow
They don't halt on the way up do they? Only on the way down because pussies cry too hard.
90k breakfast you’d take your time too
they have $5k lambos?
always but at least we know it is so thar he can pump these numbers up so we join the pump
Virgin Express bringing me back from the dead
Girls FTW!
Modern day loser.
They said 7pm est earliest 🤷
I barely escaped today. Made good money as a bear, but then the perma bull POTUS flipped the program mid day.
Name one promise that Elon made that he actually delivered on before the deadline he set. I'm bullish on SpaceX in the long term, but there's no chance that he delivers on any of the stuff he's promising anytime soon. Spacex is a really, really long play, and this is the WSB sub. I'm probably buying in next year after the initial crash.
>but People like to make this a way bigger thing than it is.\n\nPeople like to minimize it when they have won money, it validates their behavior, makes them think they are smart and doing the right things. They don't realize they are addicted until it's far too late.\n\nNo one turns a $70k account into $700k in a few months by making "smart moves"\n\n>it’s not her account, and it impacts our financials or stability in absolutely no way.\n\nHaving a gambling problem is one of the most destabilizing activities you could possibly do in a relationship, let alone a marriage (assuming you're married, or this is even a bigger mess) with a child. You could not be more wrong.\n\n>Though, this did teach me that I’m done with options. The stress of options at this volume, is simply not worth it to me anymore.\n\nThat's great, though easier said than done. Gamblers always say "I'm done with this or that" after big losses. Abstaining for months / years later when financial stress kicks in is another problem.\n\n>Shes also well aware of the performance since I share details.\n\nSo you share the "hey my account just went from $1.2m to $700k in a single day because I took too much risk" details? Or only the "I'm up so much money!" details?\n\n>Most importantly, she’s supportive, and doesn’t care about money.\n\nEasy to be supportive when you don't know the full story and believe your husband is being responsible with your family's finances. Easier to "not care about money" when money isn't currently an issue. I'm sure she will care a year from now when this account has been blown up, dad's been acting different and you're both stretched.\n\nUltimately, I don't think you realize how easy it was to make money in one of the most ridiculous markets of all time the past few months. You made money with excessively risky bets and caught market winds that are completely random and unpredictable. The second the wind changed, you lost almost half of it. You don't realize how risky of a situation you are in and how bad this gets. The more you deny that you've been doing nothing but gambling on Robinhood, the harder it's going to be for you.
Dang you don’t put stop sells on your holdings?
Let’s be honest you weren’t going to sell then anyways, you probably got greedy and wanted to wait longer
It’s like when people bought dogecoin thinking it’s so cheap and that it’d be worth bitcoin prices one day and that they’d be a billionaire off $400. \n\nNope that’s not how money works lol. It’s cheap cause there’s like 14,000 dogecoin for one bitcoin
The moment people started accusing doctored images as "that's ai" instead of "that's photoshopped", i knew the jig was up\n\nYeah, Adobe has Firefly, but they're no longer the only game in town. Game over.
Ngl, that would be pretty funny
Just in case shit goes haywire where is the SPCX bagholder cope sub?
If we crash tomorrow, we deserve it as a species and nobody gets to complain.
where do I look for it?
Beat top and bottom, amd raised full year guidance. I think this is to kill the extremely expensive options. I bet it slow grinds up tomorrow to rape everyone.
Anyone buying AAOI? any room for gains over time or already over valued
Adobe is dead, users hate the company and live with the product, for now \nBut the whole graphic/creative industry is being slaughtered, no one will pay for their expensive subscription if there is no need for professional services
What is this post? Lol. "I'm an early adopter - how can I become an early adopter." Then just lots of random yapping. 🙃
wait so is tomorrow like a big day for this or what
You will be happy
Tried to buy calls this morning but stupid ass Fidelity wouldn't let me buy calls at open. Oh well my dumbass probably would have sold at noon for a small profit anyways. I'm thinking long term puts which should be cheap tomorrow after it rockets in price
Everything on black
lel u r\n\n \nhahahahahahaha
do u think they’ll halt ipo tomorrow
Deserved. Modern day Einstein
Bold. I like it
If there was a clear plan why wouldnt everyone just take the free money? There will always be luck involved
Everybody looks like a genuis in a bull market
Is that a serious question?
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Usually surrogacy is the easiest path to early adoption
!banbet ADBE 175 30d
somalian edgy 😂✌️🇮🇱
I'll watch from a distance tbh
10000$ option call 1070$ MU 06/18 \nPray for me
No it’s because you didn’t set a limit sell
Do you really think if Iran wanted a nuke they would not have one by now. Pakistan has nukes. China and NKorea have them. Russia, alot of countries that have trade and relations with Iran have nukes. If they wanted one they would of had one long time ago. There is only one countrie in all of history that has attacked with nuclear weapons and they are USA.
I still need to buy popcorn 🍿.
lol
you bought options. Of course its not 'safe'
Those were F-15E but yea
September META 650 call. Cooked?
Hahaha losers
https://preview.redd.it/4y0pyn6yaq6h1.png?width=1206&format=png&auto=webp&s=f76925e9e255f33cf81a1bf2fda98b912f04a9a6\n\n
It sounds like a meme, but SPCX is honestly the best bet right now. Easily will 10x in next 5 years, people just don't know it yet.
Where did you find this?
Fucking love TACOs. Not just on Tuesday’s let’s go
Hell yea, cheers from a red candle
🤔
I get it.
Adopt deez nuts
I was at work and chose not to trade today fml\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8yl4ouqwaq6h1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=71e65d8567da52cad92e07d99dd70e62a3ac31be
Is 🥭 gaslighting us again?
I’ll meet you there
https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/06/11/spacex-investors-reap-rewards-1-8-trillion-valuation.html\n\nSo $135 is a high price compared to what others bought in at, which means puts on $SPCX?
Yes, two things can be true 🥭
https://preview.redd.it/ykdnvhemaq6h1.jpeg?width=1663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=873495973bd2cabff158e2bd76b3e0877347bfdb\n\n \nI don’t mind being called the ball in this game**.**
If you add a zero before the one. It looked like Elon decided to to take 420 for himself (backwards).
https://x.com/OSINTWarfare/status/2065195883923177588
No crying at the casino 🎰
Ayatollah is that you?
Yessir
whoever is in charge of overnight volume you better be pressing the fucking buy button on Nasdaq. do not fuck this up
Oh yeah, tomorrow will be up unless something goes very wrong
If I just let my calls expire, would be 20k richer lol
optical superiority at the cost of morality
I hear the dumpsters behind Lambo dealerships are better than Wendys' dumpsters.
BNO?
🫵 IDIOT
Ah, the mythical blumpkin market.
yeah, well he never traded these markets
Damn guys i sure hope this thing don't blow up on the launch pad tomorrow
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Tuesday per CNBCs reporter @ CBOE
look at what your peers are using buying / etc, most new tech, brands, etc are in your age group.
I'm just gonna watch it destroy my copper futes position somehow
Yes
You got a link on that one? I’d like to sell right tf now if you do.
Ur 2k might become 4k lmao
They already shot down 3, Kuwait has downed more aircraft in the war then Iran has
Market doesn’t care about Iran’s response. If they did we would be at SPY 500
Elon the first trillionaire and he went over by $100B lol , the first $1.1T , the first $2T if you pump SpaceX 100% over IPO price
imagine your daddy comes back and tells you he's proud of you
Southern Baja, Mexico
Try swing trading. If you pick good companies, the worst thing that happens is you own good stocks.
YOLO SPCX calls as soon as you can
That is The Point. The total exposure of the S&P500 will be pretty minimal anyway. I know why people are concerned about this IPO, and it has nothing to do with investments being on autopilot. I'm not worried about it.
You won’t see a dip in futures all night. Just a vertical line/grind higher. Today’s candle puts in a near 100% certainty we hit the bottom of this pullback
Tomorrow I have a spidey sense that it will be 'sell the news' when a deal is even remotely on the table and SPCX opens up for trading
Fair
Here we go again! Lets fucking go!
ask 50k from your parents and invest in whatever you want, trade options\n\nwhen you lose all the money, post a screenshot here so I could enjoy and maybe jerk off if the loss is pretty bad
What do you like?
Seriously imagine thinking this doesn't go up 20% tomorrow lol \n\nEverything in this market is corrupt and regarded. Whatever is the most self-serving and stupid thing that could happen here is exactly what will happen
Full porting 750 SPY 0DTE calls when market opens tomorrow.
The reason stocks keep going up after Trump pump is that they know that he will right once and so they don’t want to miss it.
sancock
No options on SPACE SEX?\n\n
ADBE will rise only after the token economics of the Gen AI companies is laid bare. As long as things are subsidized, this fall isn't stopping. $160 PT
Yea but SpaceX can't really go past 3T this year before tsla merge cause it won't work
Maybe try gold?
Its market cap is now exactly the same as it was when it was making 1/3 as much money 8 years ago\n\nJust stupid
i'm not properly edged for a crash
Lol blame the breakfast because youre an idiot 🤣🤣
Asia bros, send us to the fucking moon tonight.
Boom
$SPY 0dte calls
We know. They don’t even try to hide the insider trading.
4x is not the hype number though. Real hype IPOs can be 10x oversubscribed. Facebook was 5-25x oversubscribed for example (depending on region).
F-35 going down over Kuwait
just queued 8 shares of space sex just to feel something tomorrow. i’m cash otherwise
Lol wait what is that 21.98
Love this, stolen.
"Good morning fruit Man?" "Yea Elon what can I do for you?" "Well listen I know Tuesday is your usual TACO day, but I can't have you shooting missiles and tanking the market right before I pull off the biggest con in history see?" "So here's my offer, 2 million shares of SPCX discounted 15% from the wholesale price underwriter's price for one TACO Thursday tweet." "You make a cool 100 million selling em off to retail and the funds and you can be back to business as usual on Monday 100 million richer." "Deal."
ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
Just wait when you find out that MRVL dropped 4% on the news of him joining as CFO too!
I mean yes but I gave in and trimmed it for better stocks, huge fucking relief to finally get some green back.\n\nThe whole market is literally recovering while this pos keeps getting punished for nothing.
18 sekki
These pumps are exactly why I trade 0dtes. One of these days I'm going to catch one a ride it straight to a lambo dealer
I don’t think anything is free money with musk stocks. Tesla has been over 300pe for years for no reason
FIG down even more despite the market rallying. Wild
SPCH. I might try to play it if it opens at the same time spcx does.
wish they would pullback
Will stick to this advice. Im pretty chuffed just getting in relatively early on mu and seeing my portfolio in the green. Bought my dream camera when I sold off near the top with the profits, and bought back in during the low with my initial investment.\n\nWill now take pictures to my hearts content.\n\nI'm just in it for a good time, not a long time, haha.\n\nAll the best my friend.
More TimsAFK videos pleeeease
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how funny would it be if tomorrow was the biggest crash of all time? hell, Il take the hit if it means wiping the disgusting smirk off elons face
!banbet SPCX 200 4d
PAMP so strong even MSFT is moving 👀🚀
SNDK 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Yes, the rocket company which is also an AI company also has a ton of extra ai computing power to sell to its biggest competitors. Great financial move. This is like Ford asl sells hamburgers for some reason and is selling them to mcdonalds.
US government probably is gonna buy a stack in SpaceX.
Elon taking us to the moon tomorrow!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/eejjfa9daq6h1.jpeg?width=559&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=052c14318ea6ecfe47fa5619a3785d7ac947b6ab
So we’ve killed nearly as many civilians as in 9/11 and we’ve accomplished what exactly?
Y did he delete this
I think I will martingale it, I can't see it falling that far.
What did you buy? The market is up and down. Then **TACO** tweeted, and it went straight up... you can't lose that much
Thought for sure sell off into end of day
That’s what you get for trading on a day ending in Y
When do we find out on Robinhood?
I understand oil stocks like CVX and XOM going down on peace deal rumors (fake or not), but how is it that theyre trading lower than their prewar levels with oil prices at least 40% higher per barrel lol
I'll die on this hill!
where do you track/follow this info? schwab hides the M2 order book because that's fair and just.
Come on MU, do it for daddy
Adobe... lowest price since 2018
바로 그거지, 형제여!
Scalped 50 bucks profit in my retirement account\n\n65 year old me will thank younger me
2 weeks after I think
Gotdamn Sandiiiiick
Is the stock going down?
$qqq drop for real?
Holly shit bers! 😂😂😂
Come on give me 745 spy tomorrow
When are options even available?
Taco Tuesday became Taco Thursday 😂😂
You're going to want to full port into that at open tomorrow.
/r/investing is over there
Oh right I can’t buy options but I can buy SNXX AH
Actually had a really green day buying like crazy! Like we were coming into mega resistance on the SPX with Mango setting up the most obvious TACO of all time. It was kinda free money. You just had to be smart enough to get out today and let everyone else deal with the chaos of the SpaceX IPO tomorrow.
they have 2x etfs already? no way
we gapping up. 750 tomorrow is not a meme
Cool. What's the yearly revenue of the global launch market?
Yes exactly
Spy put on next Monday because weekend Iran reply and i got fucked too many times expecting market go to my way but end up opposite
Its more fun on a flat boat.
I heard some scam stock called spcx is trying to ride on spce's coattails tomorrow. Don't let them confuse you
Puts on SpaceX is free money if it goes past 3-4T cap sometime this year. I think it will stay between 1.5-3T this year.\n\n SpaceX can't get 2 big otherwise they won't be able to merge with tsla😏
Fully giving in to absurdism and derealization in a borderline unhealthy amount.
So when will I find out if I'm a spacex bag holder or not?\n\n
Fox like Fox news ? Not sure. Lol. All i watch i CNBC.
Might be stupid and hold so my brokerage doesn’t ban me
why? Both are fine in their own way. You get what you pay for
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tomorrow gonna moon like a spacex starship
It low key is but let me cope
People shitting this on ipo are also secretly buying
What time did you buy?
And robingthehood will deactivate buttons for sure
Just stop bro
the “unto the breach” part sounds like we’re storming normie fortress again
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Oh I’m sorry, I thought we are regarded here
Bro I put $100 on a 0DTE and feel wildly irresponsible
!banbet SNDK 2000 1d
It should've been me, not him! 😭
appreciate the honest breakdown. most people sugarcoat this kind of thing.
Kitkat and Twix are both ridiculous products and need to be taken off of the shelves
😂
I’m getting ads for a 2x leveraged SpaceX ticker. This shit is absurd.
imagine being berish right before a bunch of major IPOs, if the smart money market forces were ever going to push the markets up, it would be before about almost $4tril (valuations, not raised) in IPOs from just 3 companies...
What the hell are you saying "oof" about? He spent like $1500 in 2015 and now those shares are worth almost $600,000.
That three month spy chart is hilarious.
Oh I absolutely could. But I'm riding that "aura" out and always have for these shares. I don't like the dude but it's definitely a thing. \n\nAnd maybe that person who said oof is just your standard WSB regard, or didn't understand that a "chunk" does not mean "all in"
Merrill
aye aye sir
Going to grab a bag of chips and watch that shit from the sidelines. Maybe buy 10 shares for fun.
ᄏᄏᄏ
My prediction for how the stock market would behave this week with a rally was basically spot on.
🚀
“One must always act brave then, inevitably, chicken out.” Don Tzu
Adobe bulls should just photoshop the gains into their portfolios
You can give me 1mil I will talk to you 😂😂
scam market\n\nscam economy\n\nscam country\n\nscam job\n\nscam wife
Very true
Sorry you had puts
I participate indirectly, I have a lot already in the space sector
Believe half assed good news\n\nIgnore concrete bad news
Based
SPY going to 740 AH
it is tho
Spcx will be atleast 200-220 tomorrow. \n\nFomo is real all over the world. We might drop to 100 in coming weeks. But tomorrow it's gonna moon. \n\nHope I get my 150 shares.😭
1) Avoid initially\n\n2) Fomo buy the top\n\n3) Baghold\n\n4) Cry in WSB chat
screw day trading. The stress is not worth the profits
That’s real harsh on the regard community
This guy probably never traded 0dte before and did not know it changes that much if the wind blows.
Gas is just one product. This is beginning to impact every product that uses a derivative of oil. Which pretty much means everything you touch on a daily basis is about to increase in cost.
Koreans gonna full send it
And nukes would surely drop if Iran had them, so let's give Iran free reign to follow through on those 4 decades of "death to America" chants
Gotta max your variance. You’re already poor. Wtf are you hedging?!
another big oil dump AH
Bro went coo-coo for cocoa pumps
Giddy up Caterpillar come on now yeeehawwww 🫪🫪🫪🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂
It hurts. Did good all day till that big fat pump at the end.
I'm glad for the sense of humor everyone here still has about this scam market. Imagine in any way trying to take anything happening seriously at this point.
Until next week*
Oi oi oi!
No it’s not. Where did you hear that from?
doubt it
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Yeah no im going to swing them. The only one ill just trim a bit is mda space
These two sticks I’ve been watching closely and will be the stocks I sell tomorrow to make room for my SpaceX shares.
QQQ puts ready
will not participate, gl to u if u do
flash memory -> Musk stanning for next three months. garbage time to be into stocks
Your insurance doesn’t cover a new machine?
Someone bought 1000 0DTE at 736 $SPY calls, \n\n30 minutes before Trump's post today \n\nturned $12000 into $400,000
Can’t he be both?
Every Monday we are getting bullshitted by the Reuters report. Pod count was down, weather is dogshit but somehow farmers remain „hopeful“ because of 2 weeks of rain? \nStockpiles are ATH and demand is low, but i don’t see how they would continue to sell at discount prices if we are waiting for a low quality, low yield harvest and god knows what happens after el super ding dong nino.
"A man can be said to be good at investing if he knows when to purchase. I man can be said to be good at taking profits if he knows when to sell. When the market is high, prepare to sell. When the market is low, prepare to buy." - Sun Cohen
Still pumping after hours, retarded
I love you....no homo!
Trust me bro
Atmosphere will be breached
yup. brokeass
Lmao to the fool that reported my above comment
No but his supporters are
$270 spcx then we will def see $500 tsla. i will retire tomorrow if that happens
Bizarre that no one gives a flying shit
I feel your pain\n\nIt’s hard to have conviction in any move in this market
You cant handle these SPCL cannons
Biggest ipo in history tomorrow \nHow are you playing it?
No thanks
Most IPOs are a little overpriced because the company is incentivised to sell it for as much as possible to get the most money. The price usually goes up for like a week because of hype and then crashes. \n\nIf you're long term bullish on SpaceX, It's best to just wait for the crash and buy it then. You might be able get it for a hundred bucks in a few months from now. That's when I plan on buying in.
No he’s a criminal
bers pissing underneath a spacex starship gon learn not to slap they dicks on rocket fuel
Keep them forever if you're in for the long term!\n\nSpace is always in the future!
Lost 3.7k today. That's exactly how I feel 😅
2000C SNDK at market open tmr
The absolute unit of a rug that will be pulled tomorrow will go down in history
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Wait so how much did you wager? How do I do this on the next taco
There are millions of regards that fall for his lies every single day.
Wow are you kidding me!! Micron was less than $5 away from $1,000... it was this close 🤏
Lmao
Rocket lab brah
I swear, this only happens when I hold PUT
Redditors are so bearish on SPCX. Full port signal.
Fox?
Always has been
Wrong, cnbc confirmed. Einstein of wall street also said the same.
Too bad, pump is already ongoing. Can’t stop the pump now.
Who is this lol
I lost the lottery because I didn't go to the right Casey's on the right day.
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wait so bears buy puts now or what
Why doesn't he just put him name on the old deal like the Kennedy Center?
300b dollar deficit in May btw
I hope I don't regret only requesting 50 shares of the IPO. I just wanna quit my job, man. Why is this shit so hard
Tanking the entire economy, yikes
It will eventually go up but I think there’s quicker money to be made elsewhere. I’ve been selling out of my position into others
You’ve sold almost 3 million shares?
6/15
Inflate my brokerage account or GTFO
Send me 1k bro I’ll be your girlfriend
This is literally it. I’m working this IPO and allocating shares. Institutional relationships and UHNW are getting filled first. Everyone else is going to have to get it on the open market. We have clients draining their money market to call to place their orders. Absolute FOMO.
Escape velocity
Everything else is fake news. Forgot about that part
lol that would be funny if it’s true
Can someone explain the price? This is all vibes right because SpaceX doesn’t make that much back and isn’t profitable at the moment right?
gey bears coping hard 'cause SpaceX got $100 billion retail orders. SpaceX hit its $75 billion goal.
Bull
Oil
What’s the latest on the ketamine war?
Can’t decide between Amat and lam research
No stop loss?
Told you so
Anthropic controls the market now, and you think its gonna let AI fail? LMFAO
how many times will SPY pump on openAI buying ONA? how many breads have you eaten in your life?
He’s so full of shit
Tic tac motherfucker bear🤨
Still far from my port fully recovering but I think I got the chance to do so now
i wonder if the government is shorting uso because they think it will make the people think gas prices are low
Just look at the daily chart on MSFT, it's straight down
ASTS to ATH tomorrow!
I agree, we should turn the whole region into glass.
Alright I got $1.06M again (don't ask how I lost it the 1st time lol)\n\nNow I'm looking for a girlfriend before I lose it again. But the 1st time, I had absolutely 0 luck finding someone interested in me.
thank you asts! pump until tomorrow, that way I can buy a new cpap
that's what the nurses call his meds
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live life as if everything is rigged in your favor\n\n--rumi
And that hype is why it will reach heights never seen before. Who cares abouy overvalued. Elon knows how to pump his stocks.
Holy shit FPS Doug. I quote this all the time and no one knows wtf I'm talking about
How are institutions going to rug pull a 5% offering lol. There's no volume to support that
Earths core
This TACO is setting up the right shoulder for SPY before the bears feast again.
I was goofing around Mykonos for holiday instead of screaming at my broker to get me some allocation. Oh well enjoy the 50% EOD gains tomorrow.
if he had a handler i doubt he would post half the shit he does
I don’t see that anywhere
This comment made me want to sell
Fantastic deal. Probably the best ever. Nothing like it
I quit my job at 7-11 when I won $4000 on a scratch off when I was 19
Disability maxxing bloatcel
And that's the reason for the sell-off after solid numbers? So weird.
Axios would never report that even if it were true.
This guy is estimating a 53% pop because of index funds being forced to buy such a low float stock: \n
Pouya Behmaram | Assistant Professor of Finance
Assistant Professor of Finance at École des sciences de la gestion, Université du Québec à Montréal. Research in Passive Investing and Asset Pricing.
(https://www.pouyabehmaram.com/articles/spacex-forced-buying)
🥭 tells Iran we canceled the air strike, Iran Generals come out of the hole… and market closed!!\n\n🥭 is like psych. Bombs away!!!
lmfao roblocks? no
So, if SpaceX ipo tanks within minutes, what happens to the other space stocks riding sympathy? 🤔
My nasa etf won’t be in negative tomorrow!!! Woo
That marvel loss on the ticker. I need a screenshot for material please
So all this means, based on purely historical chart patterns is that Oil goes up, VIX goes up, and everything else goes down.\n\n\nDoesn't really matter what happens tomorrow, that's just what the charts say will happen very shortly. So Puts. 🐻🤷‍♂️
SNDK broke $1900.  \n\nGod damn I wish I put more than 40k in it
Twas I
I quit huffing gas in the alley for this IPO
You are completely uninformed on the physics or economics of SpaceX rockets. You should not go anywhere near the stock.
News flash no such thing as a safe bet, only safe bet is cold hard cash in under your mattress even that is not 100% as you have thiefs that could steal, or pyramid schemes you can get tied up into or better yet Timeshare properties you buy. Hope this helps!
Maybe I’ll leave 50k in it after my initial big sell before 9am. I’m banking on wrongful buy orders placed over night making us AM surge. My PT is 7.50 minimum at open. \n\nIt could keep pumping which would be nuts.
This post is a major top signal lmao.
right here pushy wushy
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I’m out
Alright ban this guy
Summer plans: Fishing expedition in the strait of Hormuz
Pakistan ambassadors please save the bolls
nah their ceo likes asian people
xAI bought X (twitter) then spacex bought xAI. So spacex is a spaceship making cloud computing social media network with AI. \nBubbles inside of bubbles
I'm calling it now.\n\n Iran deal on June 14, 2026 which is Trump's birthday
Oil heading to the lowest it has ever been since Feb
This is from X. Only truth is on TruthSocial
SPACEX will up tomorrow even if you gonna move the chart themself
why would ppl liquidate tesla to buy spcx that makes no sense it's literally the same guy leading both.
I am one of the few lucky men that can say: My woman truly loves me. I made her pay for my wedding
Why you are such a pussy?
Who is Iran?
Shat in boss's coffee too
Looks like it ate your lunch
glad someone said this. been thinking the same thing for a while.
the market can stay regarded longer than you can stay liquid
Reality doesn’t matter any more. It’s now who can social media the hardest. Then they’re tools and systems to make that weapon more powerful. We could drop a nuke and everyone would look the other way or argue about a stabbing at a track meet.
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He was making an avocado Sandwich for his daddy
Are the professionals in the room with us right now?
$24bn to open the strait (and save the world economy) that was open before all this began. 🙃🙃
I love the inflation!
yeah the taco looks way too intense for chill time
* The transaction is cash-settled and does not provide ownership of, rights to acquire, or delivery of SpaceX securities. Galaxy conducts security-based derivatives activity solely with eligible institutional counterparties and evaluates offerings on a jurisdiction-by-jurisdiction basis in light of applicable legal and regulatory considerations.
Who owns that AI?
schrodinger's peace deal
so you understand that most social media accounts of celebrities are managed by a handler
Because 🍊 will either tank the market 100 points or sky it 100 points. The call or put goes to zero and the other one goes to the moon
🥭 tells Iran we canceled the air strike, Iran Generals come out of the hole… and market closed!!\n\n🥭 is like psych. Bombs away!!!
SpaceX IPO is 5% offering. 30% of that 5% goes to retail. Are you dislexic or regarded
I have a nice bottle of champagne ready for the IPO. As an ex employee, I still have 150k shares that will be locked up. I've sold off about 95% of them over the years (already comfortably retired at 40), and I'm holding these to see if I can break 9 figures.
My Tesla has fewer panel gaps than my Lexus - the highest end model of what is often considered the most well built automaker.
Sigh I would  be at ath if I sold AVGO after the earnings drop and switched to Amat
Space stocks going back to ath soon at this pace! Time to put some limit sell orders
No way am I getting in where I can get fked with a truth, horrible opportunity cost there. Rather go long some AI
People paying for gas and things that require gas to ship (everything) do, whether they realize it or not.
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Axios: Explosions reported in Tehran, Kharg Island, and Strait of Hormuz
When are they posting allocations?
Gold was like "I didn't hear no bell" today. I picked up one 400 call for the next two weeks and am writing PMCCs against it. I realized about 2000 last year on assorted metals so this is effectively a house call.
But it needs velocity first
He would bankrupt that too
Define normal, my friend…especially on this sub
So is 🥭 but he isn’t getting out of it hence we get nearly daily deal no deal drama
Probably -.2%
!remindme 3 months
You act as if people know what market caps are. Share price is all that matters in this market
Just curious. What price are you getting your shares at on open and how will selling 5 minutes after open make profit? Why not hold them? Do you believe it will spike and then fall?
Hit big on the first run. Got back in with 100x $5c for .33 and then grabbed 30x $6c for .47 a day later. If anything, tomorrow morning will be interesting.
If it wasn't habitable, Martians wouldn't live there. It's right in their name.
> *I'm gonna retire off AAPL 🤣🤣🤣 this is joke fyi*\n\n\n-you in 1980
90k lost because you were hungry, couldn’t be me I’m used to staying hungry
Tesla is stuck ranging around $420. This price is hardcoded to trading algos already and there is no escape velocity.
tomorrow is your entry
Same
Ummm no pdt you can exit and try again.
MU $1200 was promised to us 3000 years ago according to prophecy. Don't deny us the truth MM
this barely started - space stocks finally got a run today after iran and inflation. you can take your chances with war escalation to buy the dip but I doubt man go will do that to elon
So fucking tired of reading hot takes about the SPCX IPO… it’s just an overvalued company going public. Homies thinking this is a world historical event/will summon Armageddon
I’m doing long dated options since this bull run will likely continue for a while
Expensive breakfast...
👐🏼 Everything's inflation! 👐🏼
So calls then?
Have they tried the same with random stock picker too?
Funny how quickly the day went from +10 to +400. Looking like the day could end red but how quickly that shifted.
Anyone wanting to buy MSFT, please wait until after OpenAI IPO. MSFT will be burned by OpenAI and you can buy MSFT at a price <350. Please be patient.
No crying at the casino
space has no gravity. meaning price will shoot up into the sky. \n\nreal dd.
Even if I was a millionaire I would not do this tbh. OP’s wild. Hell as a matter of fact I wouldnt even have an appetite with a 60k 0DTE
Classic mistake
It would be a US defeat if they signed a deal… it’s Iran dictating terms and coming out ahead.
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That’s the number Elon saw during a k-hole
####i HATE Inflation
Ok but his stock market manipulation keeps working
June 12 exp?
you're probably the only person who could compete with his retardation.
Just tell the terraformers to bring a few magnets with them
fairs
Turn Kharg Island into a CASINO!!!!
What a hilariously nostalgic meme
Lmao
Well said. Good luck.
You know the deal is fake when he writes "all parties involved, including the United States, **Israel...**" as if Israel would support any deal with Iran that doesnt completely destroy them lmao
Last chance to buy MU under 1000
It's over for ADBE. Let's be real, they're no longer a moat, it's already overvalued at its current price
Teach your students to become option traders and not grow up to be teachers. Become the change that you believe in.
He, she, or IT...
Oil just straight drilling now lmao
i got your exist liquidity right here buddy \*grabs crotch\*
because they have small shriveled dicks
Source: https://x.com/hormuzletter/status/2065186182946766878?s=46
Thanks for the Chatgpt slop.\n\nDid you think to check the correlation and teleconnections of ENSO with West African temperature and precipitation anomalies? Because they aren't very significant. Your shitty AI said absolutely nothing about the statistics and just said "el nino, ??????????? , because el nino". You do realize Africa is on the other side of the world to where ENSO occurs right?
You quit your job cuz you made a couple thousand bucks?
There are a lot of trillionnaires in this world, just not in the currency you use
People will only care about ts again if a nuke drops somewhere.
I was thinking ppl liquidating tsla to buy spcx
Jus do the trade where you don't lose two month's rent every month and you'll be fine.
glad someone said this. been thinking the same thing for a while.
Didn't do anything for meta
gUYS. Is our President a retard?\n\n
That’s what I’m doin
u/elonmuskofficial tmrw is the day! drop by sometimes like you used to in 2021, you have a stake in wsb’s popularity, it ended up involving SEC but a fact is a fact, we miss you! \n\nedit: ok i lied we don’t but still
So as a lurker.... can you not sell and profit, and then reinvest? Or are you locked in and cannot sell for X amount of time? Idk why the other person said oof
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Trump already told Iran the explosions are on hold until the SpaceX IPO. Iran said no problem bruv. We are targeting SpaceX infrastructure.\n\nI would say the stock takes a nosedive a week after IPO.\n\n \nThis is not financial advice. I'm just a retard. Only for lulz and entertainment. Consult your wife before you gamble the house away.
Terrorist state media rarely admits defeat, homie
It literally pumped bc he said they’re not doing the strikes you fucking idiot LMAO
Gourds
That’s honestly good enough for me. Good lookin’.
you think it's gonna be a 6-8 trillion dollar company?
That felt like an Elon call. Like, c'mon old pal, I've got a really big day tomorrow can you do me a solid? Thanks buddy
TLDR
I mean, say what you want, but dude (and dude’s team) does have a skill set. They know what they do and they’ve repped this
If you’re anything like me you’d have held right through the drop hoping for a rebound anyway
Rough, I thought space fomo would kick in today, but taco really exacerbated it
Ohhh, NOW I get it. A movie about the housing bubble and she's in a bubble bath. I feel dumb, it took me eleven years to get that joke.
I meant she is an esteemed gentlewoman, a well-known and respected member of her community 💐
Oil
Al Jazeera says you're a liar.
When you make 1 month's rent in 1 day, and quit your jerb\n\nThen lose 2 month's rent the next day, and have no jerb\n\nFeelsbadman.jpeg
I'm in my mid 20's and gonna get a job and just buy tsla stock every paycheck for the next 10 years. Tsla stock gonna 10x by 2040. I mean a 10x in 15 years isn't bad right. Never doing options again cause I can't handle myself to not mess it up so only stocks. Atleast I won't lose 50% in a day like I did twice with options
The reality is no one cares about the war anymore
My micro has been soft for a while…. Might go see doc
0dte and you don't have your phone on you? You belong here retard
Lmao imagine the stock drops to $45 by eod
Don’t care stocks up
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Due to the fact that my wife wants me to pay the mortgage next month, and I want a new set of golf clubs, I will not be quitting my job this evening. Everyone but HR and my boss have approved my requested raise and 86 day PTO package. Details of when and where I sign to be announced soon. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
I'm gonna retire off SpaceX 🤣🤣🤣 this is a joke fyi
Same here Bro. Holding puts for next week 😔
Yes
Give us a 6% megadump tomorrow
It’s already up big tho (if you got in early this week)
They always get me on stop losses. You try to do the responsible thing and set limits. All it ever does is drop for one second to my trigger then rockets up.
So how much with the indices fall when the bombs that he said won't drop, do in fact drop?
Acrobat is so insanely bad I can’t believe it
stairs down, rocket up.
Oil
hmm to sell AH or hold throughout tomorrow? lock in gains or get fucked? or potential higher gains? what a dumb game
300 shares of MSFT today. The shrek dick countdown has begun
Imagine what happens when dumb space x investors find out you can’t terraform Mars and make it habitable cause it lacks magnetic field to prevent atmosphere from getting blown away by solar wind, and then they figure out you have to somehow live underground like a cave troll in artificial lighting.
yes
Oh shit we're actually gonna collapse
RDW going to the moon
Tacos are my fav
Right after barron sells his calls Trump will tweet LOL JK BOMBING IRAN TWICE AS HARD
Hope it was bacon and eggs
Source?
Good luck girl 😮‍💨
Holyyy cope
what do we think they’ll charge billionaires for a spot on the ship if/when we inhabit mars
**And then two weeks will be the real day**
ADHD breakfast?
he didn't pump shit you fuckwit. it pumped because tech dumped the prior 3 days. jesus.
I'm sooo over this war.
Since ipo filing they now have $30B in additional signed ARR coming from xAI deals with Google and Anthropic plus Cursor revenue.
https://x.com/hormuzletter/status/2065186182946766878?s=46
You are presuming that the market is rational
It’s all part of the deal
Virgin is gonna go crazy AGAIN with the fomos
You are a slave why did you eat any food! Only Kidding! Sorry. Look at it this way you didnt lose it becuase you never took the profits anyways. So really it was a mirage.
**I love the inflation** \n**-DJT**
i hope it goes shit crazy and goes bananas. need these lottos to hit 10000%
Are rklb and ASTS going to run hard tomorrow? \n\nPlease check your crystal balls and let me know
Bears and bulls are both dumb money\n\nLast 4 sessions are inequivocable proof
Broke ass watching everything literally go to space while i sit glued to my chair in the ghetto
I'll show you exit liquidity
Source?
I ordered 4 elon bags hopefully they get filled tomorrow
# SpaceSex will be the largest intergalactic company in the Milky-Way. BUY THE FUCK OUTTA IT TOMORROW!!!!
need a play to get in to right NOW
$90k for just breakfast. \nI hope u enjoyed it
Nice dogo
No stop loss on a 90k position?
About fucking time there was a good post
You actually think he’s personally monitoring “TA”? You hit your head on something
Rly rly hope SPY hits 755 tomorrow...
I mean betting against elon in a making up stock price competition is a losing bet
Even if you were there , you would had held that .
That's something a bot would say
downside: lots of dependencies and the company is screwed if the people in power, lose power.
You’ll have to wait until Wednesday for any sort of dopamine.
You better hold on to your hats ladies and germs
It’s be really funny if there was an overnight selloff 30 mins before they did strikes anyways, but not like haha funny.
Did they use electrolytes?
Gotcha, I still think Adobe is undervalued right now. We will see huh
I think that’s conservative
Iran: Gimmie some of that space x IPO \nTrump: that’s a peace deal if I ever knew one.
suck a lemon
Source?
What cheaper better alternatives do designers use?
Trump just invaded iran. Explosions all over iran reported .
I am going to ape everything
You are barring the lede, how was the breakfast?
Agreed, I’ll day trade in front of my boss for like Pennies because I don’t want to lose anything
Ai slop.
Don't worry, you are going to make it back after you make dinner, right?
He has done it a couple times now. He must have someone warning him and then some aide drafts up a bullshit “peace is imminent” post.
Am i a regard for thinking its a good time to invest in rivian now?
Tomorrow is the day
They have 7 sattelites up, they are launching 3 more in 1 week. \n \nEither they get an immediate 40% bump in bandwidth or their rocket blows up with the satellites \n
Your tin foil hat is on too tight.
How much could SpaceX charge to deflect an asteroid...$10 trillion?
Bears are so fuk. I hope you didn't buy puts. Bears about to get gaped
Theres gonna be 1000s of miami influencer bros buying this shit tm
But MorningStar valued it at $63
Sure hope this lotto tickets better print
What is the 2x leveraged etc you speak of?
Inverse the doomers!
Capped some gains, locked in some losses today. I'm really good at this
No. You can sell. But if you don't hold pre-ordered IPO shares for a period it can flag or stop your account from future IPO
good
Baggie pumping his bags
Agreed maybe even some on the open. You an all or nothing person or going to scale out? \n\nI just started really scaling out and it’s help me a lot! Then you can say “I’m glad I took some off” if it goes down or if it goes up “I’m glad I held some”. Wash rinse repeat until you’re all sold! It really truly helps me psychologically to scale out.
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Earnings Call: What they say vs what they mean\n\n"Can you add more colour to that?" -> "Can you tell us something fucking meaningful you liying fuckwit."\n\n"I can add a bit of Colour to that Question " -> "Jesus Christ I love to bullshit, I could bullshit all day, la la la la listen to me, serious, listen to me say nothing, nothing at all, forvever, I love it....."\n\n"Thanks for adding a bit of colour to that" -> "please take my question next time on the earnings call so the boss thinks i'm a serious analyst"
same here
Restarts Monday!
Easy double tomorrow. We see $270.
https://preview.redd.it/t9qewtl38q6h1.jpeg?width=1173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc54b84ffd66f3fbfb4a8a475ef76853d269bf1
Made 300% on NOW,500% on Pltr seems like a skill issue for u
TOGETHER, WE. ARE. SPACE INNOVATORS.
The FIFA peace price winner brokers another one sided truce just in time for the first kick off, truly a master of diplomacy!
Space X IPO, 20% to retail. 80% is locked up, the 80% is allowed to sell after 60 days only if the stock is 30% above the ending day IPO. Hope that helps.
You did it.. I took an loss selling my qqq straddle.. early
Paper handed my Planet Labs 30,5 calls this morning like a fkin bitch. Thought the TACO would come in the weekend but in hindsight it was obvious he would try to pump the IPO. Oh well.
You mean premarket rip past 1000, you panic and FOMO buy back in then it dumps?
Don't worry, mango still wouldn't go to the wedding
Im still just awestruck by the iran peace pump.\n\nLike yah duh TACO things.\n\nIts the fact there was about a 30 minute window that would have worked. It needed to be close enough to excise windows to hold as the real liability of now ITM contracts outweighs if the news is real, but it couldn't be too early for it to be known as fake and unwind before the excise window.\n\nSo that means he or who ever advises, chose the perfect time to fake news bonb the market with maximum impact.\n\nWhat the actual fuck.
imagine betting against space
WTI committed seppukku on nothing is funny
Final flight checklist complete ✅ \n \nNext destination: 🌚
Yeah don’t fuck with options unless you have consistent income. Not worth it. Everyone takes a pretty bad loss at some point and not having a job to cope through it financially would be devastating
My aapl 325 7/2 calls are still cooked
reasonable!
>“I imagine \[part\] of this was Elon Musk,” Best said. “A lot of individuals just believe in the aura or the mystique of Elon Musk and want to participate.”\n\nProof that the market always operates logically and that's good for everybody! What a healthy economic system!\n\nWe're about to see the biggest rug pull in history
All this hype may cool down by noon tomorrow
Could be an epic day for regards tomorrow
Man Redwire really just did that he sold, pump it meme to me
Obviously it wasn’t the breakfast of champions!
What a good boi!!!!!
Thinking   of selling AVGO to go all in AMAT
He doesn’t do anything Bibi doesn’t command. He’s a puppet and someone else has their hand up that soggy diaper
We are back to if it’s not a 5% pump, it’s a red day again
I can’t wait until we run out of oil so that I can stop losing money betting on people not wanting to run out of oil.
He literally pumped the market today. Are you retarded?
That would be a good starting position ☺️
Lmao you got me
if Adobe wasn't such a garbage company I would wish you luck. But I hate their 3d modeling program too much. \n\n
Space stonks are going to the moon
Professionals don't do 0dte
All in on this XOM dip for inevitable rip back to 155. Fuck you
this is the delulu i need right now
Futes green.
3 day ber bender ended today.
You cant skate on clay bruh
You understand that QQQ will start buying spcx mid july right?
Yep it’s why I can’t fathom how anyone could be bearish unless the unemployment rate or inflation spiked to like 6% out of no where
Virgin unite!!!
Nailed my stock trading strategy buddy! I don't have time for dd. I can make more swinging a $135 share than MSFT.
Then you have stuff like the awful panel gaps on the cars. Empty promises of self driving on older teslas. Elon in general. It could go both ways
You will see from sidelines
Sorry, a UOA? Just not familiar with the acronym lol
Vinny taking notes about Jared's quant is my favorite part of the movie.
i’m convinced iran is holding trumps hand in manipulating the market. i would too
virgin gang we wake up to 7 tomorrow. lets go
NASA!
tsla market cap: 1.44T ME THINKS IT WILL PUMP 20% TO MATCH SPACEX MARKET CAP AT 1.75T
From a TA perspective - The fat clown tweeted at the EXACT minute the market was about to fall off the cliff.\n\nDo we think that he himself is watching the charts or is someone just feeding him the TA info on when he needs to intervene?
Probably has to do with Oracle. Now was down too.
nasa to the moon!
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Everyone knows your mom...BOOM! 😂
Anyone looking at ADBE? Has to be a buy at some point no?
Eh, if it does, then it's not a huge loss. I mean, a half a million is a huge loss, but I am not planning my retirement to be hinged on that. It's just been fun to watch... and if it doesn't go tits up by the time I retire, then I'm buying a beachfront condo in Hawaii with it.
$rdw going crazy after hours
Dude has a kink with war and peace.
Went all in on Lunr, win or lose I’m deleting robinhood, it was fun regards. I’ll miss yall
🤡soccer🤡🌈
You know: PYPL looks nice. Someone in r/ValueInvesting told me they are good.
Spcx gonna reach atleast $200 tomorrow. I hope I get all share I requested
That sounds like a made up place
**M**aking \n\n**S**ure \n\nim \n\n**F**ucked \n\n**T**horoughly
Yesterday I got downvoted for saying balls deep in SMCI, now I'm balls deeper
Grok says its a good buy @ 135 🧐
I just need it to be green again tomorrow so I can pull out and rest
Nice job retard, you fit in well
Iran war is fully priced in no matter what happens now, bers will get fuked for the rest of the month
fr😭
That's my quant!
Don't mock them, I want a good show
But they'll only really ban individual investors for behaving in an intelligent manner.
Sorry if it was unclear, I think the reason the stock is dropping is that people believe AI threatens Adobe’s business model\n\nThe two reasons I listed after that were my case for why that narrative is not correct
I heard they’re like wsb’s wives, always faking it.
Fuck you, know?
whenever banks come out with bearish warnings, just know it is the perfect time to buy even if it is for short term. that said, bears please don't ruin the green party tonight.
They haven’t heard anything either
Big cookie jar fits many dicks and balls. Hope this helps
Bro they’re tanking after beating earnings. I hope for your sake they recover.
Spce(x) at home might be better than the real thing
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The IPO is how they get their dicks out
the amount of "you are exit liquidity" post on social media make me want to buy in SpaceX ipo.
Seriously doubt it. There's not many shares, only 20% going to retail, and the vast majority of buyers will have already had settled cash waiting. Whatever happens to SPY/QQQ/etc tomorrow its not going to be because people are dumping ETFs to rotate into SpaceX.
thats why it makes sense, so they can bounce
I feel your pain, I lost 40 dollars.
lol that only happens to me when the trading platforms have server issues. a few mil worth
That was the plan. $10k holding to da mooon 😂
Cause line go up and grifters guaranteed to grift means market certainty
Everyone knows bro 🫩
*Fuck,* you know?
i am not a bot
No one cares anymore
Ice hockey is played on a clay rink.
Explosions heard outside of Bandar Abbas
If we’re going to pump at least make it +5. These 2% swings aren’t cutting it anymore
Fuck you\n\nENGLANDER!!!
Who wants to volunteer their ass to bulls tomorrow
Why not 420 and only 1/3rd the stocks?
Only on SPCX
Why is this removed
There’s no supply and every boomer yolo ing their paychecks in
How does SpaceX IPO make any sense when thousands of venture funds and bankers already have their dick in the cookie jar
explosions heard in iran, are they faking not attacking??
Seething about the puts they bought at the bottom.
nope
Legit there are more than Fox? I was stuck watching Fox once and there were shit tons
Hawt
I’m a pastry chef. I’ve seen chocolate prices for commodity style low end couverture go from $55 per 5kg bag to over $150 for the same bag in a matter of like 6-7 years (barry callebaut amer line). It sucks, and I get it, shitty cacao harvest, shitty prices, but its tough to consider small bakery or chocolate shops having to deal with these prices and be able to turn any kind of profit. This trade is no joke, and the OP has a brilliant outlook on this one…
What's the ticker???
I’ve got a couple myself
Einstein
its what gets elon enough capital to buy tesla and get him his trillion dollar pay package
fake flash memory melt up, this shit is a meme at this point. Just waiting for rug
Hope so! Good luck tomorrow. I’m definitely getting out quick if we see a big morning pump
Breakfast was a shot of heroin and OP passed out for some hours.
I gotta know what a $135/share IPO looks like.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/uszoyudd7q6h1.jpeg?width=4608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f893f1e86ec27424624949a9f1a2e4753e73867
Get in on the option action of SpaceX IPO via ETFs $XOVR and $NASA. You're welcome 🤗
They’re learning
There is no in between
I’d rather buy MSFT
It’s still down from a week ago, they all are even with them up slightly.
Value trap
Buy at the start of the nba season and sell when the Knicks are done
Heard CFO is joining MRVL. 😮
He stops making it around 1030, to get ready for the lunch rush
I piss in a bottle swinging that much
Nah but like 30-40% at open is the base case
It's not SpaceX, it's AI along with some other stuff fueling the bubble. SpaceX though probably can't support this IPO so its the trigger.
I had some 6/5 635/625 put spreads that I bought on 5/29. I bought back the 625s after the weekend and then closed the naked puts on Wednesday for some decent gains.\n\nThose puts would have ended up being about 3 months of pay for me if I just held to expiry.
my eskimo borther
Ber is so extremely fuk
He'd have to choose Juan shoe or another.
Also once it hit high 20’s some analysts cyst said price target of 13.
Got in some cash right at the end of session. So I’m sure that means market go up
Yup exactly
too much hype, we pumpin tomorrow
😆
Bagholders for the Musky One
Im drunk as fuck on the tube
What’s crazy is we didn’t even get that close to yesterday’s high
ASTS looking good 102 AH
where are all the bers telling me that space sector wouldnt pump leading to ipo
It's been down everyday for a year now
Gamblers ruin?
Congratulations to the world's first trillionaire, wow what an accomplishment, great job dude!\n\n😀
makes little sense, great numbers but not good enough.
What price is Elon setting for Friday close?
AI cant do that lmfao
Their software is from the 90s. It’s time they go away
Why does CNBC has most number of Viagra ads compared to any other channel. Lol
i moved with the market, scraped 10-20% profit at a time for days, and that one tweet ripped my face off
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