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| Isnt wdc better than mu |
| Silver about to break out upwards |
| Same, I'm about to average down... |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/DnBWMj1Nr4 |
| We are in a memory crisis for at minimum the next year. These major tech companies investing in AI are paying whatever they can for it. Many memory suppliers are sold out for atleast a year. |
| Or just take out more loans. They have infinite worth to leverage against. |
| Point Of Sale? |
| Slv back to 70 |
| great because i don’t have a position |
| I mean memory is not impossible to make more of. There is also no moat for this business. I could say everything is priced in already |
| Micron already did last year. |
| Unless money stop existing I’m betting PayPal stays around. |
| Don’t bet against the trend ! |
| The "value" investors were bagholding PYPL, ADBE, UNH for so long. All these stocks went down 30-40% over the year after they bought in lmao. You cant make this shit up. |
| Who gave you regards money |
| It was the usual JPM paper silver slam amplified by retards buying and dumping tons of AGQ while China was closed for the weekend at the same time. |
| PayPal having it’s SLV moment |
| Puts time it is |
| WHAT A RUSH! |
| As much as I expected painpal to go down on earnings. I must say this seems a little overblown 😂 |
| Microsoft can’t even get a bounce after the ‘3 day rule”. Trash |
| AI that follows the triangle of success. |
| Wtf does pos mean, i feel like a fkn boomer |
| See you at 500 |
| what do you use? |
| I'm using it as a payment method for my website. One of many. |
| Me too when I’m in public and don’t have time to sit down and enter card numbers. It’s easy! |
| should i buy AMD put or call today? |
| Slv puts are easy like Sunday morning. Oh no, broken record… |
| Shit company |
| https://carboncredits.com/silver-solid-state-batteries-future-of-evs-and-energy-storage/ |
| Time to buy, baby!!! |
| Puts on snap. Too short format to hace ads on it |
| 2 billion more in net Income than trillion-dollar TSLA. |
| will pypl affect klarna |
| My point: markets are regarded. |
| Ez |
| its gonna be a slower run for MU, but it well def pump. Yesterday was not bad at all? the market cap is like 5x |
| Why do i own PayPal again ? |
| SLV +20? |
| some european small businesses use it for tax evasion. legit business |
| MU is severely undervalued |
| MFST puts are free money just like oracle lol |
| duh😂😂 |
| I would wait until it's made a new ATH, safest time to go long calls. |
| This is pure garbage. |
| They missed on everything (top line, EPS, guidance) plus a management shake up. I got it wrong too buying in less than a month ago, probably worth considering below 40 to DCA but this stock is cooked for now. |
| Whichever had more nvidia wins. That's pretty much the only significant factor. Everything else bar things like palantir are a drop in the bucket. |
| Wow, you don’t even know how to google the formula of forward PE. This is pathetic. Forward PE is based on forward EPS projections |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Sea-Apricot698 made a bet that SLV would go to 80.0 within **3 days** when it was 73.26 and it did, congrats autist.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 0 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I might sell a 1 day GLD put just to see if I can crash the world economy for science purposes only. |
| i’ve always liked pypl/venmo as a service but (fortunately) never interacted with the stock, think i may finally throw a small amount at a leap or two once the dust settles this week |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/ultrachem made a bet that SLV would go to 80.0 within **2 days** when it was 73.39 and it did, congrats gigabrain.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| should I sell my sandisk puts they r worth less rn anyways |
| you're not that guy pal |
| Yall think MU will keep going up? Debating whether to enter rn |
| different sectors same dildo behind them |
| Late |
| Waiting for Google earnings |
| DEA is just following the regular rule change procedure. It's going to happen eventually. |
| green is definitely better than red |
| Premium on those long dated contracts will have been pretty high but his losses will be around 1.75million minus whatever premium was collected |
| i’m thinking gaypal puts at open |
| WMT is less than 2% away from becoming a 1tn company\n\nWow |
| Oracle puts are free money lol |
| You’re an idiot if you think the shorts only think sandisk makes sd cards. \n\nEventually sndk will run out of steam |
| Paypal is something people used when they had dialup internet and were looking for a secure way to pay via Ebay |
| I remember PLTR was a WSB meme stock. Sometimes regards here are right |
| JPM upgrades $SOFI\n\nSOFI goes to $30 |
| Just ignore the margin calls |
| Oracle going back under the troll bridge where it belongs |
| Potential market |
| https://preview.redd.it/j2vrgut57ahg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a862556068ff5c5bbe21b7cedb4e1527319fbc4 |
| Elon Chungus moment. I hope their new CEO brings an actual kitchen sink to the office. Wouldn’t that be hilarious? Poggers! |
| Zelle. And Zelle is integrated with big banks. I prefer it to Venmo. I only use Venmo when I absolutely have to. |
| I was just thinking that, and scared of buying ath in good companies |
| When will MU pump like SNDK |
| Pretty upset I went for SLV shares instead of calls at the dip. Whatever. Green is better than red. |
| Sounds a little like Tesla with the declining revenue 🤔haha |
| Don’t hate it |
| theta. big numbers baked in. so probably up. |
| SPY drop PYPL and add SOFI |
| **Today Market News and Data**\n\n**Tuesday 2/3:**\n- JOLTs Job Openings (Dec)\n\n***Have a great week WSBers*** |
| In Colombia everybody's a millionaire too. The minimum wage is almost 2 million pesos a month. And a basket of eggs is 15k.\n\nNo use being rich if the currency goes to shit and everything hyperinflates. |
| Damn bro |
| Even when assets are falling it doesn't matter. \n\n\nStocks go up of profits and margins are rising, or if business prospects are improving vs prior expectations. \n\n\nThere are also way fewer public companies vs eg the 90s, so both higher p/e and concentration makes sense. |
| SLV 🤝 80 we meet again my friend |
| BTC treasury and chain of dispensaries that only accepts BTC. |
| Everyone looking to buy a house or do major home repairs/projects will be. |
| SLV is gonna get rugged isn’t it 😅 |
| Ask your manager for extra hours, make sure to put the damn straw in the bag. Way too many times where people don’t put the straw in. |
| Imagine you're PayPal and of all the stupid cunts in the world to hire as CEO, you pick Enrique Lores from HPQ |
| No big moves until goog amzn earnings |
| But they own 50% of openAI innit? |
| msft, nflx, pypl, now, adbe, crm havent seen a green day in months |
| Elon will just buy it and hide it behind his new black hole of money |
| MSFT has absolutely fucked my port and it's only February.\n95k->50k on long dated calls. POS.\n\nBut, at least I didn't buy short dated PayPal calls.. |
| It means your cash isn't going to be worth wiping your ass with in a few years time. |
| People see a dip on a company thats notable and think its an instant buy.. Like why are you guys buying snapchat stock lol.. Once youre out of highschool (and i guess college?) people grow up and stop using it lol |
| Imagine using PayPal in 2026 |
| 70k deep in metals and miners, maybe still up 5% total at best from when i bought. |
| I hope |
| If your wondering why it’s quiet in here just remember how many spy700 banbets there has been this last month |
| Interesting day ahead. Software stocks like Service Now, Snowflake are too battered down due to AI threat. |
| Dude, he was dead on with covid. This plus PPP loans were a disaster. Trillions in free money that flowed to the top 5%. |
| I hope your house gets foreclosed on |
| Paypal rebound?! |
| I can't imagine bagholding weed stocks anymore. Donald Trump signed an EO to reschedule weed and the DEA told him to kick rocks. ByRon tried to reschedule. Somehow D8 is now more illegal than it used to be. The only thing getting smoked is my tendies. |
| It is on wsb front board now! 😭 |
| for real, I'd rather buy the top of SNDK and be forced to hold for a year, I think my chances would be better. |
| But you're so good at it! |
| Just watch it hit 7k, reject and we do the exact same as January in feb |
| I guess no one cares that the creators of GTA are in the files 🤷🏻♂️\n\nTTWO calls |
| 🤣 this drop made my day |
| My enjoyment is priced in. |
| Paypal should get the whole original crew back. Elon, Thiel, Levchin, Hoffman. Can film it and watch a group of narcissistic psychopaths destroy each other. |
| Another MSFT red day, color me shooketh! |
| PYPL calls were my one stupid play this year. Done with earnings |
| 3x? Bro think big … at least 3.5x |
| We might never see another red day again |
| Who said anything about jews? You are arguing with yourself. |
| Hmmm... I should pull out my PayPal savings then. |
| Just using it for reptiles tbf\n\nAnd what the urbancarliving reddit said |
| I wanna see Elon buy them\n\nElon was a co-founder of PayPal so it's not impossible lol |
| Apple pay and Google pay are becoming standard now. |
| Partnership with OpenAI /s |
| Wow 😮😳 PayPal is now at 43$ |
| Think thats pretty popular |
| Hims ambush |
| Still use PayPal. And love the protection it offers as user. But I am no longer a long suffering investor as of a week ago... |
| I guess I still am in the Twilight zone. I see PayPal is the preferred payment between people online all the time. Pretty much every Facebook group I'm in that buys or sells anything. Second hand wants PayPal because of the really good buyer protection. |
| # MSFT PUTS AT OPEN |
| Not happening today, we dump at open quite hard imo |
| I think I logged into PayPal by accident one day.... was like...."I still have an account?" |
| Frauds. |
| i still use paypal and i’m an absolute loser take from that what you will |
| Where’s the guy with 347% leverage |
| Thanks for the great entry price slv |
| Don’t rugoulls go down? |
| If they dont want memes they should just make that a rule and remove the meme flair |
| Inflation adjusted ATH is $800 |
| Imagine being a ber on SLV 😂🤡 |
| I know you're a mentally defective degenerate, but Jews and Israel are really not the same thing. |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n **Ticker:** AIP\n\n **Direction:** Up\n\n **Prognosis:** Buy shares; chips are breaking into pieces and Arteris sells the glue.\n\n **The Thesis:** Moore's Law is hitting a wall, so everyone is moving to "Chiplets" (Lego-block chips). Arteris owns the "Nervous System" (NoC IP) that makes these disparate pieces talk to each other effectively.\n\n **Analogy:** If ARM is the brain of the chip, Arteris is the nervous system, and they are the "Switzerland" of the industry (neutral player compatible with everyone). |
| Openai is going to murder them |
| Unpopular opinion: I hate losing money |
| Just create a 0dte put order for when spy hits 699 |
| 2026 is ruthless, not all dips don’t get bought and if you cannot meet expectations you gets punished severely. We were much nicer in 2024/2025 |
| Warsh hasn't been hired, he's been nominated |
| I don't even know what PayPal can do to turn things around at this point. It's a true zombie company. |
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| Pltr about to remind some people who they are |
| Howdy fellers |
| good insight. |
| It shows a low liquidity bias. He’s dovish on rates but hawkish on the printer. That’s why money funneled back into US bonds after the metal wipe. After learning Bessent was a currency shark whose claim to fame was attacking the yen under Soros, i don’t think it was an accident. \n\nOur economy has been running on the printer for some time. Higher liquidity = higher froth = higher risk. I think the bull market is over, which is fucking great because I dove in with both feet in mid October. We might see a few more pumps before the axe drops, but the AI craze is on borrowed time imo. \n\nThe only caveat are tariffs, which is a big one. Still, it does make one wonder, why would this admin choose the dollar over the market? Ofc keeping the world addicted to the dollar is beyond important and it was starting to get sketchy, but hmmm. \n\nDollar supremacy = printing to tax the world for our military supremacy AND it has been called the “flight to safety,” but we’re cooling* the printer off?\n\nCalls\n\nEdit: that’s all my own regarded analysis so please correct me if I’m wrong. Also, turns out Warsh is in the Epstein files. Maybe 🥭 just wanted leverage over the next chair, because what’s a little black mail with a bit of corruption? |
| It shouldn't be hitting 50 to begin with. Sound strategy minus the calls. I like your thinking. |
| Because their logic is just "price too high so it must fall". You have to realize most of these people are regular joes who don't even bother reading fundamentals of anything they invest, they just rely on spoon fed info and gut feeling. |
| Good. Trash company that was debanking people. |
| Warsh was hired for one thing and one thing only. He will do whatever mengo wants. Period. Either because warsh wanted the title of Fed chair as his motivation or because he can be blackmailed. |
| There will be a new bunch of new “value” buyers in this PYPL dip. Little do they know they’re going to become bag holders for the next 50 years |
| $SMCI blasts higher after earnings 🚀 |
| I use it over every other cash sending app and so do a lot of other people I know. However my sister who is 6 years younger wants me to switch to Zelle and I keep telling her to let an old man use what he's used for over a decade. |
| I sold META at 608 to buy PYPL at 60\n\nI don't deserve money |
| Evidently. |
| Nice |
| Guys I have a prediction, we will either pump or dump. |
| Good point. Having a great sense of humor is definitely going to help lol\n\nWait, you're not serious, aren't you? |
| Yes it does just not in today's market. |
| SCHG gave 1.3% better return over the last 5 years than SPY. But if I hold SPY I can sell covered weekly calls. Which one do yall think is better for the non-regarded part of my portfolio? |
| Just another random day of 3% losses on TTD |
| Its insane we are only in the beginning of February and these memory stocks are this high... With the drastic need for memory at the very minimum for the next year, makes you think what prices could these stocks reach? Such an insane run. Reminds me of nvda in 2023 |
| Up, inflows again |
| This market is nuts, every bigger dip gets instantly bought, no matter what !! 😂 |
| Honestly MSFT. Just give up and die |
| God dayum, how fat is she?!?!?! |
| INTC hits 50+ we buy Puts, INTC hits low 40s we buy Calls. Easy money glitch |
| wait are my metal calls saved? lets goo |
| Wear it with pride bro |
| No the most important software company is some statistics software that no one has ever heard of. \n\nOr not including companies, but Linux is up there. |
| I hope the next file drop has Jeff linking his friends his 0dte yolos but he doesn't seem regarded enough to hang out here. |
| Shitco |
| Oh, I play options off it plenty. Regarded to own. |
| INTC back to 5% daily? WTF! |
| I bought, so it will dump. Guaranteeed |
| Painpal ouf\n\nI know a few YouTubers who won't be happy |
| 45 by march |
| Report it, please. |
| Dump |
| I'll just get rich and pull out before we nosedive, jumping out of a burning collapsing skyscrapet like an action movie hero. |
| RDDT with limp dick energy |
| Lots of painpal community members were created today |
| 0 |
| Short-term port:\n\nlong AMD, GOOG, TSLA and SLV. |
| Flash crashes are the result of algos racing each other in the same direction, and that result is undone quickly - hence the "flash" part. When market is all-in (as shown by this data on picture above), there is minimal liquidity for chasing price, and (normally) there is a lot of leverage in one way; once the price drops a red rod (as with silver on Friday), liquidations start instantly, then escalate, activate algos, escalate further, and it doesn't stop until most or all leveraged positions are liquidated. So the magnitude of such correction is defined by the total size of leveraged positions. Non-leveraged can hold the bag, leveraged have no choice in the matter.\n\nThe chart shows this: the "knee" where chart shifts gear is the level at which leveraged liquidity bought in. I marked the days when these shifts happened in PSLV, also the day (or level, \~50) when volume hard-switched from physical (PSLV) to leveraged (AGQ). That is the level where selloff may land on hard floor - PSLV will not sell its stash now, not at 50 silver.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/oqptr4h06ahg1.png?width=3440&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b131ce31544e074463abd8ec08eebab8d304774 |
| BAD BOT |
| Selling on ebay. It does suck however. straight trash. |
| The guy who bought a bunch of pypl options is crying rn |
| You talk too much |
| Are we going to dump at open or today is a green to ATH? |
| Are we huuuuman or are we daaaancers |
| Whats alternative to PayPal? Cash app? I use venmo alot. |
| That and V, MC, NVO, & ADBE. |
| Holy shit this is hilarious, you really are a fucking retard. Forward PE is calculated based on their trailing 12 months EPS, aka EPS(TTM), not latest EPS forecast you pseudo intellect monkey. You don't even know the formula yet you're still so confidently wrong, good job exposing yourself you dumb fuck. What you calculated is price-to-book (P/B) ratio, which takes the latest quarterly EPS forecast. Keep double downing, man you are so fucking dumb holy shit lmao |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/WhalesDev** bet **HOOD** goes from **90.72** to **117.94** before **17-Feb-2026 08:21 AM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| When all else fails, Nana abides |
| !banbet $HOOD +30% 2w |
| I don’t think even think my parents have ever used gaypal |
| How the fuck am I a "Top 1% Commenter"? |
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| microsoft not having a good time. But oh well, short it down |
| Imagine buying paypal in 2026 |
| They’ve always had auctions. Just depends on if sellers want to use them |
| Waluigistreetbets |
| Fuck you, Microsoft 😭 |
| Until it does/they do... |
| You see what happens, PayPal! You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass. |
| Hope you dont catch std from Russian girls |
| They’d just ban me again. Could be a simple SpongeBob meme of squidward begging and say “me when silver dropped” banned |
| Shrek |
| Absolutely insane... |
| We’re all buying silver calls at open right |
| Who even use paypal these days |
| Long term, how do we feel about SLV? |
| 🤞hopefully |
| Now do TSLA |
| Seriously, you could get a whole company of prompt monkeys and SA's for a CEO. |
| If US Treasury money markets break a $1. We are all kinda done for |
| RIP |
| Why is paypal beaten down so badly? |
| There's a guy on Twitter who sold -2500 Dec 18th 50p.....not sure of the math on that one |
| Microsoft gave the entire software sector an STD |
| I did a 4 mile run straight into 230 bench for 15 |
| Go get a loan and double down |
| I told myself I would never buy metals again\n\nWell.. I am only human |
| “Massive Debt Accumulation: Oracle has significantly increased its debt—with projections taking total obligations to nearly $380B” per GOOGL…. Insane!!! |
| Yeah, if it's not named after a death orb in Lord of the rings, and will not likely lead to the dystopian downfall of modern society (for us plebs), I'm not interested. |
| Shorting XAGUSD @ $87.5 |
| Def not. Lots of ppl and funds looking for an exit |
| -18% to PayPal that is already at lows is hilarious |
| Soft community bro. Made two back to memes with about 100k views in under 2 hours very harmless banned me for “violence” like huh??? \n\nThey don’t like memes in this community at all and I’ll never post another one |
| Paypal fined $2500 for shitty earnings |
| Will try PYPL dip 43 here |
| PYPL wiped out the last decade of gains. Brutal. The only reliable, time-tested way to grow your money is index funds in the American stock market. |
| This is just the ultra rich illegal ring we know about. There’s gotta be others. Zuck probably hosts private poker nights where they gamble with human organs or some shit idk. |
| Hmmm I wonder what's more important 🤔 😕 😏 😌 \n\nBuy more Sandisk/Micron 🔴🫲 😑 🫱🔵 Support your wife/girlfriend\n\n*ahh yes the answer is buy more SNDK/MU* 🧐 |
| Maybe eBay can finally buy PayPal back. |
| I didn't hear no fucking bell for SLV and GLD. |
| It is 43$ |
| Don't buy shitcos |
| Welcome to HOOD |
| Alright im scooping some up. This is great |
| yesterday was just recovering from friday, were back at prices we were last week hopefully we push higher today. WDC has an event starting in an hour hopefully it boosts it even more |
| Paypal? \n\nI'm not your pal, buddy. |
| Anybody buying META leaps here? I might get in on some today |
| Shouldn't have bought so much PYPL oopsie |
| You are really in the wrong place. Everyone here faces a financial crisis daily. |
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| Mods: way too much antisemitism in the threads lately. We're here to be regards, not to hate on people for bullshit reasons. |
| Meaning what? Enlighten us. |
| If you hate money that much just give it to me instead |
| Zoom out on the silver chart.\nThis is literally just a bounce/50% retrace move.\nHigh odds silver futures hit 92 and sell off again |
| Time to buy the dip？SLV GLD MAAS |
| 30Y my bad |
| Paypal stock back to where it was 10 years ago lmao |
| P/e doesn't matter |
| I am laughing so hard rn. He calls himself "Value Philosopher" btw.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/ValueInvesting/s/pOFjTARqmA |
| French police raiding X offices in Paris |
| This thread sounds like a nursing home with home much Paypal talk is going on |
| MSFT is seen as the proxy for OpenAI and will be driven to the ground by TSLA and NVDA fanbois |
| Im a firm beliver as well. seems like a lot of people are real skeptical and dont wanna throw numbers out like that. I think they see the chart and feel like its just impossible |
| Invest in floppy disks |
| I use it for basically every online purchase. One click. |
| I do not get the Mexican hate man. I’ve got a slow leak in one of my tires. Gonna take it in today to have it patched. And the Mexican owned business gonna do it fast and with a good attitude and for a good price. Unlike the chain place in town that sucks huge ass. |
| It’s the first job that should go, honestly. |
| Remember futes fake |
| I think the market moving is related to warsh being perceived as a dove now and in trumps pocket lol surprise |
| PYPL did $6.24B revenue in June 2021 at a $310 stock price. \n \nToday it does $8.68B… and trades at $43. \n \nRevenue up $2.4B. Stock down 85%. \n\nThis is what multiple compression looks like. |
| They are doing auctions again? I gave up on eBay when they became a storefront and everything was buy it now. |
| If everything is a bubble but you’re constantly losing money are YOU the bubble |
| Happy I didn’t panic sell my SLV…. Until the next rug |
| That WDC V... Absolutely rinsed thousands of calls only to shoot up once they've been shaken out. |
| She’s getting around these days |
| GUH |
| I can feel it too: the tism is strong in this one |
| no position in Pypl and im like dam this seems like an over reaction |
| Feels good brother |
| Yeah I’d say it’s time to add atp |
| A silver correction should not have come this early, it almost feels like foul play |
| T R A D E R |
| Used that to write of tax losses rest of your lives. Metals have their own pump n dump cycles. It will be flat or down for a decade and then bounce one year |
| Man, I dumped ORCL for a small loss. Big dick energy. |
| Spy puts are so obvious so calls it is |
| This is WSB bets bro, no good feelings are allowed here |
| PayPal buy now? |
| BANGGGGGGG |
| Let's pour one out for our homie that sold 500 puts on PYPL at $52 and lost 350k (so far). \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/ZCzI8rPKJt\n\n[our homie](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/ZCzI8rPKJt) |
| Great for gambling...almost all the books accept PayPal and have quick payouts. |
| Full self driving, hyperloop, Tesla roadster, 500k annual production of Cyber Truck, rocket to Mars by 2024, ..., list goes on and on! |
| shares. room to run. |
| Thank you 🥭 capitalism, waiting for my 10% interest capped credit card to yolo into calls |
| PYPL died for this |
| Never heard of her |
| What proof you have that they went long? |
| PYPL under $43 lmao |
| FULL PORTING SPY PUTS AT OPEN🩸🩸🩸 |
| Why would you ever buy FUBO |
| dude bought puts |
| This is just a gap fill. |
| You already have a bet going - SLV to 80.0 before 05-Feb-2026 09:33 AM -05 |
| Get cucked!!! |
| Circling back. \n\nUh I hope you’re good or at least hedged yourself. |
| !banbet |
| Im in both.. after yesterdays insane day and this premarket i think we dip a little boys. Not to be doomer i think just for today though |
| Come on WDC why can’t you shootings up 100pts like SNDSK. These small gains aren’t cutting it. |
| jesus paypal -18%, I remember seeing so many paypal bulls saying "low PE" and shit |
| lmao Nancy's crystal ball strikes again, meanwhile im over here buying the "dip" at $85 thinking I was smart\n\n \nthose margins getting crushed harder than my portfolio rn |
| Red by open? |
| 10Y ain’t even close to 5% right now. |
| SNDK and WDC are free money glitch, if you hate money don’t play it |
| hola retardos! so what's in the oven today? |
| 🍟⬇️🛍️ |
| $PAINAL |
| WTF PYPL -20% road to ZERO |
| Silver |
| rocks back on the menu boyzzzz |
| PainPal never ceases to hurt me! |
| Refinance the loans for ever |
| That's why the call it PAINPAL 🤣 |
| PYPL bols on life support |
| Is PayPal buy now? |
| PayPal will outlast Palantir because PLTR is going to be seized by authorities when justice would come (in like about 3 years) |
| CRWV and NBIS both at $88, who finishes the year higher? |
| Iren calls today for\nMe |
| wen wug |
| Time to go long |
| If you want to be a bear \n\n# SHORT MSFT |
| What about storage |
| If you're like me like I know I am, you're feeling pretty positive today. Do yourself a favor and zoom out. \n\nThat's right. You're down 8% from this time last week. You have STOCKholm Syndrome. |
| Congrats to JPM for timing the close of their puts on Friday and going long yesterday on GLD/SLV. \n\nThey have some amazing (sus) timing |
| ONLY UP !!! ⬆️ 🎖️🚀🚀🚀 |
| Dating these days is such a fucking nightmare. Thank god I have the peace and stability of short dated options trading. |
| MSFT resume drilling |
| lfg |
| Shhh, my calls are about to print. |
| I can’t believe my eyes how dogshit Microsoft is |
| He’s autistic be nice |
| Aright boys, should I burn cash on shiny rocks or internet fairy money? |
| Why use CEO when AI can do? |
| aaa sir.. when did freakin GOOGL went to 350 dollahz? |
| Kinda want to sell my RACE shares and put all of that into calls |
| I still used it a lot for paying shops online, what do you prefer? |
| On the hook for 50'000 shares at an avg price of 52.4 now down close to $9/share minus the premium. Not a bad way to lose 350k overnight \n\nWhat's the plan OP? |
| It was earnings. At least that’s not down 12% like Microsoft and 25% like UNH. |
| SLV SLV |
| Nah I give good advice. His SNDK +200% lol |
| Congratulations to all the regarded analysts who contributed to the $70.36 consensus 1-year price target I'm seeing on Yahoo Finance.\n\nI'm sure they'll remember to adjust their genius prediction to $40 in the next few days. |
| Are you young? |
| Win here, win there, win everywhere ! 🎖️🎖️🎖️ |
| The 20% rebate deal on Black Friday provably had some impact |
| Are people buying RKT cause they think it's a space company? |
| Congrats |
| please obliterate these metal bandwagoners so I dont have to listen to this shit anymore. Oh please imotep! |
| 😂🫵🏼 |
| 👁️ 👖 👁️ |
| Who do you think owns venmo? |
| That FCF is the trap. It’s a declining business. |
| I complement the package under the belt buckle. 👀 |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| For fuck's sake, just give me my millions already. |
| Think I’m going to cut my meta calls at open. Shit just flat or down better plays out there |
| WDC innovation day this morning |
| SNDK +4.59% premarket.\n\nWDC +5.39% premarket. |
| Half off last year’s price! |
| 30y bonds at 5%, gold bouncing back to 5000 without a scratch, Shiffer ratio near ATH, Buffet indicator way off previous ATH.\n\nEquity investors: \n\n🙈🙉🙊 "no way there's going to be a financial crisis soon" \n🔥🔥🐶🗨️"it's fine"🔥🔥 \n🥳"Spy at 700" |
| Not gonna happen |
| What happened |
| As of January 9th, 2026, a bill was made by the House called the “Public integrity in Financial Prediction Markets Act of 2026” and in the details put forth by Rep. Ritchie Torres, they specifically mentioned a $30k bet someone made on Polymarket about Maduro being captured hours before the operation took place |
| Gay. |
| Why do markets care that much about fed chair? It's not like they unilaterally decide policy |
| Mmhmmm dat sho am gud! |
| Boomer stock |
| You have experience? |
| Their credit card is nice, 3% cashback when paying with paypal. It used to be 2% cashback on every other purchase, but was nerfed to 1.5%. Still not terrible, obviously not that great though. |
| Yeah wth, down 5% pre market? What sort of news would wave moved the stock up? |
| Fly me to the moon\nLet me play among the stars\nLet me see what spring is like\nOn Jupiter and Mars |
| Only if you short |
| Looks like someone doesn't have any pals to pay. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5zhasisk4ahg1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2da91c29c7db89bfdd55474b595911602aa50a0 |
| Funny because people were saying the same thing about Google just last year and look at it now. |
| Deeeem , I was actually planed to buy some yesterday, glad I didnt. |
| All the "investing" subs were shilling PYPL so hard lmao. |
| I dunno ask my accountant |
| Whoa!... RIP PayPal. 😵 |
| How to view premarket stock value? |
| Yeah nah I love him too much |
| Nah I haven't. Sounds cool. In Australia it's very red tape-y. |
| SLV rebound bc ofc it is. It was always gonna come back |
| Since nothing will ever happen what bullshit tech company do you think buys SpaceX in 10 years |
| Naah; just moved on. Slow movers anyways not worth the time |
| Anyone going to play IREN earnings or is it too hot already? |
| PainPal delivering kicks to the balls as per usual. \n\n🦵🥜 |
| Its a dying business. Only boomers use this paypal crap. I know NO one uses this in their 20s, 30s, 40s |
| These storage stocks are pure bubble |
| do you hate money? |
| Why invest $100b in OpenAI when you can $100b in me? I'll post all the slop you want lmao 🤣 🤌 |
| Paypal isn't getting any new users and has trouble keeping the users it has active. I don't see why I would invest in such a company even though stock gets hyped on YouTube and Twitter a lot. |
| I’m beyond fucked |
| PYPL under $44 lmao |
| Insane |
| I think, I just think my $70 calls are cooked |
| And this is why you don't give financial advice to family |
| Absolute trash |
| What does that mean? Does it mean they can buy a lot more stocks? |
| if you want to show a homie you care then compliment his belt buckle |
| 😬😬🤦🏾♂️ |
| Did ya switch to holding puts instead? |
| Come on TSLA! go back to new all time highs! |
| SNDK bears it’s time for your daily pre-market lube |
| not kidding IT guy just told the fat girl at our office she might be blocking the wifi |
| I gotta refile my taxes going back 10 years \n\nWish me luck |
| honestly fuck sandisk |
| lol hope he inverses you |
| #I WILL load the boat with CALLS if MSFT drops below $400 |
| Thanks my bro, more time to goon |
| It's because the dollar's value is dropping like a rock, and once Warsh drops interest rates in May, that will accelerate. \n\n\nBetter to hold assets than a dollar that's going to be more and more worthless. |
| Value Investment™️ |
| With every financial loss there is personal gain |
| They acting like paypal went bankrupt |
| Assmazon |
| Those shiny rocks smell of rugpull so much... |
| Always is. Need to buy MU and SNDK now and kill them. |
| Got fired today. If Justin Bieber can show up to work wearing only his boxers, why cant I? |
| Dang good thing I just sold $2000 worth of my shares |
| PayPal breaker down today? 💪😀🤞 |
| Bool/Ber - irrelevant\n\nJust buy SNDK Calls |
| Don’t get me started with FUBO. It’s a certified POS |
| PayPal board and leaders sucks balls. \n\nThey are the next Yahoo or Sears. Meaning they were the leader and top of their field, but squandered their advantage. |
| You'll be a better person. Congratulations on the first day of the rest of your life. |
| 2 for 2! |
| Well, boys, it’s been a fun year. Wild ride up and down. And now, I am in tax loss harvesting mode |
| gape al |
| I just wanna win today |
| Soon you can buy some PYPL |
| Waltuh Waltuh, we need shrooms to interface with the machine God. We need to convert our thoughts into raw intention for the language models to build a castle in the sky. |
| I'm holding Feb 110 and Mar 130 SLV calls ☠️ |
| Held my calls you fuckooos |
| Love how I bought PYPL the one time it misses earnings, even though it beat it the last 9/10 times lmaooo |
| only crapto is down |
| Damn I was sure it was the other way around but you're right. |
| Let it absolutely dump |
| POS systems for small business is keeping them alive |
| Hope you loaded up on PUTS like I did 🙂 |
| There's a pun in there somewhere about a papal bull. I'm not the right kind of nerd to figure it out though. |
| You’re well done |
| Painpal! |
| I lost half my investment on PYPL in 6 months.. ROFL |
| Dumb Gen-Z Reddit people never learn. A five year old can tell you where the stock is going. Yet, we will soon see 100 posts about how “cheap” it is. |
| Microsoft is so crappy, may never have a green day again |
| Yep. Conservative price targets is $2k for SNDK and $1.5k for MU by EOY. The memory demand is fucking ridiculous right now so realistically the sky is the limit. DRAM, HBM, 3D NAND, etc, all their prices are spiking 100% EVERY MONTH because of demand. MU, SNDK, STX, WDC, their market cap is ridiculously low and they have a small float, they are going to be the king of 2026 like NVDA was in 2023. |
| I mean I’ve been giving a lotta money to HOOD…. |
| I’m going to need to see a heat map of the 500 companies in the S&P 500 because the one I own and are on my watch list sure aren’t at ATH |
| I bet it keeps falling. |
| News to me. Haha. Guess I'm helping them out. Regards unite! |
| Told my dad to sell metals yesterday lol |
| thanks |
| Just like SnapChat guy shilling that dying social network. |
| Almost as if the dividend was a trap |
| There was a time in the past when i thought holding PYPL and FUBO were good ideas. I’ve grown past that after 3k losses |
| can confirm |
| Me last Friday after DIP buying gold options “Wendys Application”. Me after seeing pre-market “Costco Application”. UPGRADING |
| The year is 2067 and MSFT is still red |
| I sure hope bers lose a lot of money today |
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| Thanks for this ticker. |
| This looks like a reasonable portfolio. Why are you here? |
| Hey grok, create the rings of Saturn, except instead of space debris it’s a bunch of muffin top regards holding hands in protest. |
| So many regards sold at losses this last week, or got stop loss out of their shares. Paper hands dies of a 1000 paper cuts! 🤷♂️ |
| I think spy wants a -3% day |
| Nah. We are all expecting the rug so we going higher. |
| The retrded stock is gonna be retrded again today |
| I got you |
| Europoors still like using it. Enough money to not be dead but not living. Zombie stock |
| Lmao you’re relying on Yahoo finance which is using 2025 data. Lmao. Sndk just guided $12 eps (yahoo finance is using 2025 data of $3 eps). Lmaoooooo |
| I use their debit card bc you can just load it up and it gives you 5% back on a category you choose |
| Calls on Teradyne ✅\nPuts on ShitPal ✅\nNow just Google do good tomorrow for my leap and I’m not gambling more this week |
| Ah yes everyone who downvoted me |
| Cause they now have HPs CEO lol |
| Ewy long dated calls thank me later |
| Like your style |
| Venmo is PayPal |
| Raise your hand if the system has missed you. Your money ain't going as far as it used to. |
| He could have just taken fish antibiotics |
| It’s cause these fuckers r in the Epstein files and they want their money yall are clueless |
| Thanks bro, be gentle to her |
| Best stock to jump in on for this recovery? Silver or RKLB? SMCI for ER? Go all in on HOOD? SNDK still going to run? |
| “They can’t keep getting away with this!” - PYPL bag holders, probably |
| My banbets ≠ my portfolio lol |
| Weird my SLV puts are doing great\n\nOops.. Never mind.. sold puts |
| Try it and let us know how it goes |
| Did that just dip to 696.03? |
| I remember in the 2010s when the cool high flying stocks were PayPal, Square (now Block), Chipotle, Nike, and Draftkings\n\nThey all suck now!! Crazy how things turn so quickly |
| put in a good word for me & let me sleep on your couch pls |
| You all should get jacked to the tits on short dated calls cause I still feel bearish. |
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| UNH 350 by March |
| We're gonna get rugged today aren't we |
| It will magically become "Random Chinese Corp that bought PayPal Debt" Credit balance. |
| Keep looking at Oracle and liking the price. But the shit keeps drilling. Imma sit that one out 😂 |
| Happy cake day! Hope all the updoots come your way! 😁\n\n\n\n \nEdit: Thx for the gold! |
| Quit betting on PMs, serious degenerate games |
| Pypl is dead money\n\nGet outta it while you can |
| Knew I shouldn't have sold my SPY shares for $69 😞 |
| Animal spirits are back |
| Is it better to lie about being 6'3 or about being a professor of environmental science on "da appz" |
| Gaypal |
| Imagine buying calls on PayPal |
| what i don’t get is why is bill gates unable to source antibiotics himself |
| Microslop about to tank again. Cant even be green with the Q"s being up a half percent |
| Everything is weird for a ber |
| 🌈pal a top and he making new bottoms today |
| PayPal is a dead end |
| Waiting for a stock split. Hopefully |
| MSFT cooking me bro |
| Nah fuck that. I'm selling my profitable lots and loading up when that shit dumps. |
| It's zelle, cash app, and venmo now for sending people money. Not once I have thought about PayPal as an actual way to pay for something. I know the slickdeals crowd foams with it though when they do coupons and shit.\n\nPayPal could have risen, but too many better options came to the party. |
| Soon $700 will become the floor |
| Don't be too pessimistic. The government will bail them with your tax money. |
| PayPal is the MySpace of fintech |
| Premarket is so fake and gay |
| Queef Energy |
| You in mu as well? Price targets for sndk/mu? |
| crypto exchange |
| Once again PFE dividend goes up and stock goes down |
| Wow, might be the nail in the coffin. Dead company |
| Queer Eye (for the Straight Guy) |
| PE is like 10 now |
| # everything seems to go down and stocks getting crushed left and right.... yet markets is at ath.\n\n# weird time to be alive |
| Yeah you’re right. What’s that Elon guy ever accomplished anyways? |
| Not enough. Need it 100 min |
| 🙋🏽♂️ |
| That's some quite horrible ROI. Sandisk will probably 4x by end of the year |
| When’s last time you used Venmo? |
| Some folks here got painpaled |
| Starting to look appealing to buy into. But sell immediately when rates hit 1% again. |
| 😩😩😩 |
| Y'all still sleeping on **WDC**. $350 this year.. perhaps $400. |
| Google quantitative easing |
| MUU |
| Woohoo!... Time to trade the uncertainty! This is going to be exciting. 😉👌🏼 |
| Goog and GLD doing it *in public* |
| Damn. What a raping. |
| DCA lol |
| In Germany you have 6 weeks vacation + several free days like Christmas, Easter, etc. = ~2 months |
| You are correct. Game engines will remain even more critical for AI to persist in a simulated reality. Constraints = rise of emergent behaviors and AI labs seek that badly |
| moat is the defining winner in business. If you get complacent in the race to build the strongest competitive advantage this is eventually what happens. Do all the dcf and valuation models you want but if you aren’t beating the competition the market will erode you out. |
| PayPal is still huge in Germany and many other european countries. People expect online shops to offer paypal as payment option. |
| My SLV puts are more fucked than PayPal fml |
| Are we just getting the Google earnings pump now instead of tomorrow? |
| Long term - Yes I do |
| str8 jerkin it. |
| and now sandisk is over the earnings pop last week. Wild shit. |
| Holy PSLV +9% |
| Ok Siri, put in the Reverse gear |
| Those yields come from money market accounts which are not risk free. |
| 👀 |
| Did we ath overnight |
| They own venmo |
| Uncle Elon? Huge dink... |
| To be fair, COVID policy did end up making housing unaffordable for a huge amount of people and then they had to raise rates to stop wages from catching up with asset inflation. |
| How you opening premaeket |
| take profit on pltr or let it ride? |
| Alot of these people didint start investing in slv and gld a month ago |
| Quantitative easing |
| Let me know when that happens for the general market as well. Been waiting for 5 years. |
| Let’s see the things you said and did 20 years ago… |
| It’s ok bro I’ll take care of her your watch is over. it’s time for you to take care of yourself |
| That box has been checked. Now for mind bending gambling and games. |
| Less people in a trade is always good in the long run, NVDA gets those major dips whenever too many people enter weeklies thinking it'll be an easy quick gain |
| Time to buy more shiny rocks? |
| Fuck PayPal. Shit stock fucked me over in 2021 |
| He just inversed jpow |
| Venmo is paypal |
| Perhaps you haven’t heard of instant house sale services, the sale is completed within 24hrs and cash in account within days |
| Monetary metals and bonds are singing a song of blood and fire and nobody listens |
| He was wrong in 2008, but right after Covid |
| Let me know what you’re selling next 👀 |
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| eBay’s pivot to live auctions is making them a cash cow. it was a smart move |
| Bet you won’t |
| Whos the lucky guy who took her place? |
| Come on slv u can do eet |
| opened shorts for silver so please dumb back down to $80 |
| Lol I got downvoted to -9 so far for knowing what investment is. This sub is beautiful sometimes. |
| Cause we ain't Europoors |
| Why /es pump just now? |
| Porn |
| Damn bro |
| Surely they’ll get tired of it soon then! |
| That’s absolutely possible in Europe 🤌 |
| Since March 2025 nobody has to hold cash anymore |
| I remember some dude shilling the stock. I don't see people using PayPal much. |
| what is QE? |
| Up 35% in 6 months holy balls.\n\nWith bloody rate hikes what the fuck. |
| Y'all still sleeping on WDC. $350 this year.. perhaps $400. |
| They may own them but it isn’t the same platform. |
| ISM at 10 and will the government shutdown end? |
| Oof |
| 7 and 10% in a month lmao\n\nSome investors are happy to do that in a year |
| https://preview.redd.it/gsrazqps2ahg1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=056b7c8321d581a98d619a9557833071c7c06baf |
| But I like women |
| INTC! |
| but he’s a top |
| The retards in both parties has been saying "they're close to a resolution" for 5 fucking days, they better fucking fix it asap before another liquidity crisis hits the market AGAIN and ruin a good thing |
| Exactly. Gold is slightly safer at least but they have the power to make Silver cost whatever they want short term |
| Yeah my bro BFox |
| PayPal should deliver money on AI guided missiles to banks. Faster than direct deposit and instant transfer imo |
| Anyone with me going short on TSLA ??? Feb 16 405P |
| How the heck do you get 44 forward PE? They just guided $12-14 EPS. I’m astounded at how stupid you are. $12x4 =$48.00 / $690 =14 forward PE as a base case. Are you that slow? I’m trying to help your regard ass make money. Lmao at 44 PE. Dude still using $3 EPS for his projections when they doubled that last week. |
| Where do you think you're posting though |
| why don’t companies offer 2 month vacations |
| He sure shocked the world [like The Shockmaster did](https://youtu.be/Fahljd_0xjA) |
| What happened |
| Ladies and gentlemen let me introduce you to Kevin Warsh\n\nThis is the same man who said QE would increase inflation after the 2008 - 2009 financial crisis\n\nAnd in the years after COVID said policy was too loose when inflation took off\n\nThose are two massive policy errors without him under control. I can only imagine what he'll do now as Fed Chair |
| That and Zelle are really the only two I use now outside of directly linking my bank, using a card or using a card via Google.\n\nI guess I like holding on to digital artifacts. Still have a hotmail account that I never use but it's linked to my Xbox account that I still have from day 1 launch, which I also don't use. Still have a Facebook account that I haven't engaged with since 2014 but I keep it because I occasionally use marketplace and my buyer and seller reputation is excellent and trustworthy so I get messaged back very quickly when I'm looking to buy. |
| well yes, there is always a chance. many things can happen that make the market drop |
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| Now tell us about a time where you lost 3.5k in 4 minutes |
| Problem with alot of people is they decide how they feel about something and then forever will stick to it. They'd rather be right then make money |
| 🌈pal making new bottoms today |
| Expectations for AMD? |
| I was wondering… I was just watching nvda bounce around a fuck ton |
| Gold near 5k again. Lol |
| giant chance |
| show us on this anatomically correct doll where he touched you |
| Sure could use some dopamine |
| JPMorgan has been at it for decades lmao |
| Oh hell no. It's not FDIC insured, not trusted by banks, and all for good reasons. |
| Now you're free to get with him |
| Robinhood app, SYB wealth mgmt, and republic bank sites down? |
| 📉 there’s a PayPal emoji now |
| This guy gets it. Everyone else are fkn regarded. "Oh but buybacks" you all sound silly. |
| It’s not just the military. I know someone in charge of cybersecurity for an entirely different USG organization. When I mentioned PLTR he rolled his eyes and was basically told by his boss to “find a use for Palantir.” Theres so shame in the grift anymore. Not that here ever really was. |
| Staying away from GLD and SLV for a while until whatever big money is pumping and dumping it loses interest |
| 👊 |
| Just realized PYPL wasn't in my watchlist |
| I imagine PayPal’s overhead has to be pretty cheap compared to having a brick and mortar store |
| I walk myself to the virtual casino, and I ask for this.\n \nBalance my brain chemicals so I can give a shit. |
| She met me |
| UUUU is the cause of my highest highs and lowest lows. Disregarding Monica of course |
| Fuck you Enrique Lores, I hope you fucking lose everything at PayPal |
| 👆 |
| Holy shit this isn’t for you |
| ???\n\n\nIf you think that email exists, find it. |
| Time to revenge trade |
| SPY 700 expiring this Friday bullish asf this week |
| I will let you know if I find it |
| Sorry, I moved out a bunch of money from there the other day. |
| I was just thinking abut this yesterday. I got a few years before I can indulge in midlife crisis psychosis. Might fuck around and spend my kids college fund on pilots lessons. |
| Hey man, eBay is at its all time high |
| Still use craigslist kinda sorta. And I use ebay to sell certain things which also means i use pypl. Not as much but still useful. Kinda like quaker oats. Still kinda sorta hit it. \n\nkinda like your gf when she gains 40 pounds.. wait. I don't kinda sorta hit it. \n\nIt's just as much. |
| Am I crazy or aren’t they different sectors? |
| Watch paypal plunge another 10% by end of day lol |
| This might be the last time SOFI in green |
| Any chance spy falls today? |
| Maybe I'm just cucking because my average cost is like $17 |
| Before the split, today, after the split, a week |
| I’ve honestly never used PayPal and don’t know why anyone would use it |
| Right!? Name a stronger move |
| Another day of sndk returning from the depths of hell. Let me guess they're sold out until 2155 now |
| Not even by much. Just 2 days |
| moved to COIN? |
| She left me |
| Like shit himself during a press conference |
| Rookies. I was down 20% on intel |
| Every dip is literally just a quick buying opportunity for fence sitters, NVDA had major dips throughout 2023-2024, but it all got vaporized within the week with 10%-20% gap ups. I made tons of money just sitting on leaps in NVDA and rolling weeklies whenever it gets shakey, y'all gotta hate money to get shake out over a little vol when they're literally a critical component manufacturer(3D NAND) |
| You might as well just buy 100 shares of SMCI 😅 |
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| Anyone in here still talking about gld and slv are so behind lol its over pivot to something else |
| We lose 421 and it’s back to 395. And I have MSFL. Praying to Allah that we hold here |
| Oh. JOLTS aren’t coming out today because of partial government shutdown. |
| Fuck you paypal |
| Nikkei went up 4%.\n\nSPY your turn. |
| whos on the toilet |
| 30-year yield moving up to 5%, april and 2007 levels. Nobody gives af |
| ouch e wawa |
| As I said earlier look at intl revenues we are starting to see international shift away from US product/tech ecosystem\n\nPayPal has seen huge declines overseas and slowly big tech will start feeling that effect as well. |
| Shitting your pants in front of god and everybody to get out of having to work is honestly a very solid power move. 🥭 and his 4D chess.\n \n\nY’all soft and sad for needing a /s |
| SPY 700 ? Is today the day? |
| Fake premarket pump. The letter M has entered the room. |
| It's that too. I've seen a LOT of posts by people who are AI skeptics who refuse to believe that AI is a serious threat to SAAS (best example is Adobe with Photoshop). The fact that AI can now generate very good images AND now you can have it edit specific parts of the image itself instead of creating a totally new image is game changing. I am interested in FIG though, design is more granular than just needing roughly good images. Maybe FIG is ok but even that I don't know. |
| I still use it to pay for my YouTube premium |
| Please tell me this is fake!!! |
| lol such an obviously lie - in the civilised world at least it takes a couple months at a minimum to put house on market and eventually receive full payment |
| Sold puts |
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| !banbet $HUM +25% 1w |
| What happened to the list of earnings that was posted for this week? |
| The amount of salty bears over GLD and SLV is hilarious lmao.\n\nBoth had huge intraday selloffs and THATS when you decide to buy puts. 🤣🫵🏼 |
| You mean the company that has been shit for years continues to be shit? |
| 6k down by open, the position is 65k in puts, just thinking of cutting my loses here |
| Where did you get your picks ? Jim chill ? Should’ve inversed yourself 😂 |
| FFS PayPal!!! When can I go green!!!? |
| Good for dipping both toes and balls |
| Zoom out on the chart buddy |
| Where do you see elevated leverage on this chart? Or is there an inference i'm missing? (Genuinely asking) |
| She sold dis too. At this point need a 3x Pelosi leverage fund |
| I’m in WDC lol with March 20 exp lol |
| It's so regarded. I am watching in disbelief as I am missing out on lifechanging gains doing nothing. |
| Qualcomm is introducing their ai data center inference chips this year to compete with Nvidia, the mkt is underestimating their stock |
| OpenClaw/moltbook event is not priced in yet - cybersecurity stocks will soar if this gets proper attention |
| Memory super cycle has just started, the high stock price is intimidating yes but market cap is relatively low and the need for memory is not going any where for atleast a year |
| I lost $1,600 on Paypal in 10 minutes\n\nSilly me thinking that stocks like PLTR were worse than this |
| Just need him to wait until after I sell the calls I held overnight |
| U.S. life expectancy increased to 79 years in 2024, up 0.2 years from 2019\n\nDamn I only got +40 years left time to make the most of it |
| MU |
| Who actually uses Paypal anymore? After they separated from eBay back in the day, they just disappeared. |
| paypal.\n\nhehe. |
| There is no reason for it to go that high. But just thought it was strange they don't mention 20% gain on a sp500 stock |
| What time SNDK $700? |
| Would need something crazy like a pro weed democrat getting elected. |
| Don't worry, this is the time to buy in. |
| LITE UGL and I hate to say it but RKT if it wants to fill the gap. And also yes pypl going to 0, might join in puts |
| my regard brain thinking pypl looked cheap before report, good thing is i know im a regard and did nothing |
| So I guess the shiny rocks club back at it for another rugging in a week? |
| *shudders* |
| .. someone tried to hack my PYPL account HARD Saturday night.\n\nthis is what happens BItCh. |
| The Last ShitPoster |
| SLV is ripping |
| 100% Google and delete your trading app |
| i think im just gonna mess around w the sec until they lock me out of my accounts lol |
| Sndk/ mu/ wdc |
| Anybody with half a brain |
| No buy the dips! |
| $10 says Cramer comes out and talks NVDA within 5 mins |
| Oh my god I needed to wake up to this you have no idea I couldn’t do another -5% day |
| SNDK +50% in last 3 sessions after +1600% pump. Is it there any room left to run ? Guh lol |
| *You’ve Got Mail!* you old fuck |
| 🤣 |
| They know a scam pump when they see one |
| I'm pretty sure the reason that they were saying it's a good time to buy the stock is because of their cash flow, not because it's from the ATH |
| Orange turd will do something absolutely unhinged today |
| The company is great, which is why I bought PTIR and sold this morning for huge profit. I just don't think these gains will last so I'm riding the way down and then will probably get back into PTIR again. |
| Bought like £200 of PayPal stock before earnings and down £30. Idk why it’s annoying me so much lmao |
| IBM is going to $400 |
| Can’t resist the though that this can be a catalyst of flash crash in minor correction? |
| I love that I waited before buying shares. |
| Same. sndk and mu here |
| You ever use Venmo? |
| Except when close to option expiry fuckery. |
| There’s infinite space between 697 and 700, we’re going to find some of that infinite space today lol. |
| Still do. With Lockheed as ULA. |
| 🤦🏽♂️ |
| It’s international shift away from US tech ecosystem, PayPal has seen huge declines overseas and slowly big tech will start feeling that effect as well |
| Negative guidance with > 10% shares buyback wow |
| Investments funds go belly up all the time without govt bailouts |
| PYPL bulls: it’s undervalued\n\n market: it’s under you now |
| Boys what u guys buying today? Thinking at ASTS and GLD lmk what u guys got for td PAYAP TO 0 |
| You can't even tell the difference between forward p/e and p/b(which is 8), but I have to "re-calculate" it when it's already done by major brokers? Are you retarded or you one of those autistic sperg that insist your own thought up formula is the correct one? |
| Not sure why I thought buying orcl at 165 was a good price but I'm determined to find the bottom |
| Maybe surorise tariff ruling by SC to spice things up. |
| Who knew buying calls at the bottom of the precious metals dip would pay off one day later |
| oddly enough, they all use a Jitterbug cellphone also |
| RMBS reported a supply chain issue that they have solved - sounded like one of their manufacturers produced some dud chips that made it through testing. Problem was solved already but that never matters. |
| I loaded PLTZ when PLTR was up about +11.30% this morning. I've set my stop loss to sell if PLTR hits +12%. |
| It's called an HYSA gramps. Or you can buy emergent markets ETFs, world ETFs ex US, Berkshire... |
| I want to buy the stock so bad cause I use PayPal all the time but man that company is uninvestable. |
| Msft can lick my whole ballsack fucking piece of dog shit stock |
| You think it will ?? |
| Friday, bought 470c when it was at 435ish, was down below 390 overnight /pre. Thought I was cooked |
| What the fuck |
| still have a long for 490 by EOY and im down lol |
| What should the forward pe be? |
| The venn diagram of people who still use PayPal and who have aol.com as their homepage is a circle |
| So I was gooning last night and this ad says I won't last 20 seconds playing this game. So I click on it and it opens up my trading port 😭 |
| Sold my house to ride the Silver dip and it rips before the cash hit my trading account..ffs |
| You didnt take into account Uranus |
| I got filled at 165, hoping for a new entry after a pullback! |
| Seems like most here haven't been through a memory cycle before. |
| Lmao hope your value is edible |
| I'm in these plays but mad i didn't have the balls to go in more. |
| What’s that drop in terms of overall percentage? Can somebody please point this out with another arrow? Thanks. |
| My comment was also the best joke I've ever made and they killed it |
| How much are you down overall? just 6k? what's your portfolio total? |
| I need PLTR to have one of those ASML moves - blowout incredible earnings and then sink regardless |
| Miners |
| any one know how to get your assets frozen. i think its time i put myself in the financial timeout corner |
| Not holding cash isnt the same as being overleveraged (or even leveraged at all). \n\n\nBut yea the market would be more sensitive to mass withdrawals from investors |
| January was still a green month for metals. |
| If tilray ever goes back up to 500$ that's a 70x 👀 Could take years though. |
| Brb. Time to go see how many theta nerds wrote PYPL puts to make pennies. |
| What are we looking at?\n\nNasdaq disclaimer? |
| so whats the play? |
| Im just going to say it, if you actually listened to WSB instead of value investing you would have made more money. Latest victims are pypl holders. I'm glad I sold out last week for only a 5% loss, not happy though that I rolled that into glxy shares...lol |
| I thought he had puts though? |
| Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. |
| I'm sure richest person on the planet can not possibly pay a struggling company some money to clear his name.\n\n \n\n\nThat would never happen. |
| Recover from what? |
| Finally, FUBO tipping over after earnings. Almost thought I'd have to write it off... |
| Yeah their reasoning is, "look at the chart bruh, it was bout $300 during covid and now its sub $60, buy da dip cuz it will rise again to $300 ez pz lol" |
| Watching the news this morning and they broke in with a pedestrian hit. Skycam showed a Jeep at the front smashed. Anchor kept saying we're going to follow up and see how The Pedestrian is doing. Meanwhile at the bottom of the screen and a giant red banner in huge white letters it says pedestrian killed.\n\nThis is how I feel the Market's going to do today. We're all dead we just don't know it. |
| Which dip? |
| I know about the antichrist |
| Yea, a data collection surveillance company that's back by the government is le bad. Lol |
| Only if it goes back 20-30k for many. |
| Where are my fellow apple call holders |
| How else am I supposed to fomo at the top |
| It sums up a lot of the posts in r/stocks and r/ValueInvesting. Dumbasses whose only "reasoning" to buy a stock is because it is far away from ATH. |
| MU |
| Need calls boys, got 5k be w mans gotta cop a new car after it broke down |
| Problem with bers is that they think they're smarter than everyone else. You'd rather be right than make money. |
| Apparently new CEO is aggressive with buybacks.. I'd bet the 14B cash pile gets cut in half over the next couple years. |
| Brother you are right, it hits different 🙂↕️ |
| they have every single clue about what you do |
| Cohmmon snakedick hit 1000 today! |
| had a dream I could stop shihting myself...I am living out my *dreams*🫴 |
| 2:10 till bust or boom |
| The run barely started lmao. Shorts are getting the thesis wrong and think SNDK just make SD cards, it's the same situation as when they thought NVDA just make GPU for games back in 2023. SNDK manufactures 3D NAND for their own products and their other 2 triopoly partners(STX and WDC), there's no competition because they work with each other and also MU. |
| only used paypal for reimbursement from my job in the last few years |
| Probably going to have some Indian food for lunch, shit his pants again and cancel that trade deal because of it |
| I'm gonna go take a shit now. |
| Yet the trade imbalance is almost 100% because countries are diverting from the us, and the us is a heavy importer |
| They should get a govt contract for 300k maybe they will be worth 150x revenue |
| based uncle lore |
| Yeah, if allies are diversifying away from the US because of geopolitical reasons they won't then do the opposit because the dollar gets cheaper lamo. US forgot there are other reasons in choosing suppliers than price |
| Bro people lost billions in stocks this is just a lesson for you. |
| Some of you keep refreshing your watchlist watching how you missed out on so many plays and it shows. |
| That won’t turn out well.\n\nOne downward market shift and daddy Fed will have to step in. |
| I don’t understand how they are still around. So many more easier alternatives. Venmo is the only thing holding them afloat. |
| "Gulp" |
| New CEO may revive as it is 50% down from last year high.\n\nGood to dip toe or Leaps? |
| This is wallstreetbets ppl will buy calls on literally anything |
| Man every day there’s people in here trying to get rich off these busted ass companies. Who gives af about Snapchat or PayPal anymore. |
| My step dad isn't mad, he's just adjusting |
| Paypal ded |
| It's wild to see the pros looking just as leveraged and nervous as the average retail trader. This feels like a classic "everyone's in the pool" moment right before someone yells shark. |
| You need to update your stock screeners. Read their ER and then come back and calculate their forward PE. Your 44 PE is based on old EPS of $3. They just guided $12-14 EPS. Thank me later. For someone so arrogant it’s sad you fail at basic research and math. |
| Looking at the graph, PLTR is on a downturn, and I don't think earnings matter to that. This is like how with INTC it had shit earnings but it was on an upturn so it pumped right back up within a week. PLTR blowout earnings but on downtrend so will fade. Truth is the only thing that matters is greater fool theory not actual numbers. |
| Well, I was still using it on lesser known sites. But apparently in global they have problems |
| I’m I the only one here who still uses PayPal I mean common they own Venmo |
| Even common plebs can smell PayPal stank a mile away and gtfo |
| MSFT retards doesn't have the same hit to it though |
| My SLV call yesterday 🚀 |
| The crypto hoarding strategy is unraveling |
| I would say ASTS no? It dips and always recovers fact check me |
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| Google is the value play... |
| The 699c I bought at close yesterday might be cooking this morning! |
| Pypl pe about to go to 1 |
| Breaking news, PYPL has filed paperwork to be a nonprofit by 2030. |
| Agreed, fuck him lol |
| You're going to make money, we don't like that around in these parts |
| Go with B |
| It's crazy that TSLA can have declining revenues and trade at 200x but PYPL can be flat and trade at a 9x with massive cashflow yield... I really do hate the stock market. TTD in the gutter growing close to 20% still... TSLA goes up when they say we're going to build "humanoids"... pretty confident that's going to be a Metaverse level failure... At least META valuation makes sense, and they actually make money.. |
| Full port Google |
| Plan A: make money\n\nPlan B: lose money |
| #boomerpayments |
| Dangerously close to 700. What will taco say this time? |
| You got venmo? |
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| I'm genuinely losing my mind as to how this shit keep pumping, I just need to turn off my brain and buy calls. Such bullshit |
| Gott sei Dank, dass du das klargestellt hast. |
| Cut my losses at -70% guh |
| Perfection |
| Next POET announcement sends it over $9 |
| Fuck this guy's uncle |
| Now you too can make money from fascism without becoming an ICE thug. |
| But we get to write $3,000 off a year, so basically the same thing. 👍 |
| Bro, once they fire everyone and just have a CEO and GROK shit is gonna pump to the moon!! Watch!!! |
| NASA and DoD had used commercial launches for decades. SpaceX just made it far cheaper than Northrop Grumman and ULA. |
| Forgot to sell my SLV puts and of course it rips lol |
| Ya I thought about it but greed made me pay the price. Good job on you |
| Delish |
| true but 2 premiers lost their job and it took several votes of non-confidence\n\nand with the new deal comes with a budget deficit of $167b (target for 2026 is still at a high of ~5% of gdp) |
| basically a shitty ass dividend stonk with negative growth\n\nunderstandable |
| My uncle was involved in the development of PYPL many years ago. He turned out to be a dick. This is why PYPL is crashing. |
| Whatever people in WSB tell you to do, do the opposite. It can be useful in that context. |
| Oh, so many ideas. I don’t want to start arguing a specific ticker, but some parts of the market are on sale. |
| Why is it dumping though? |
| Brutal lol |
| I also bought at top but averaged down a lot and held bruh. Knew it was gonna bounce |
| Literally... also after earnings there was a bit of correction. Fell 24 percent after hitting all time highs in premarket |
| Papal is dead its going to $5 |
| Imagine trading on fundamentals in 2026. Join the meme train bro! |
| I got into SLV at 77, then it went down to 68, now it’s back to 77…. Seems a bit… volatile |
| Back to 190 |
| No problem, but you're a Europoor so fuck you(in-case you're German, this is just a banter brother) |
| Why haven't they released ANY news since Q3. Trying to be patient but it's extremely frustrating. |
| Why?\nWho uses it anymore? |
| GOOG earnings tomorrow 📈📈📈 |
| After doing 470% in a year lol true idiot. Shoulda been in before |
| MSTR and MSFT both green in pre-market, possibly last time they’ll see this color |
| I mean, I do still have a PYPL account because I'm old but I've only used it in the last 5 years because it's still linked to my eBay account |
| SMOOCHY! |
| Pltr |
| What I hear is, they're out of ideas and need to juice up EPS to fake growth. Like a lot. |
| Same. Their service is so trash. |
| Not good, I took a hugh loss. O well, part of the game. Time to look elsewhere |
| You're not even halfway to the 3 strikes rule |
| If MU goes to 700 this year, I think I will quit my job |
| I don't have any calls in PYPL, but can someone explain to me how 6B buybacks in 1y on a 40B market cap company isn't bullish?\n\ngenuinely it seems like it's priced in to go bankrupt (which is a possibility but weird) |
| https://preview.redd.it/fj3c67g80ahg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff3854e275a6db3af45b9aad932f71640106b8f3 |
| Yes |
| Tried telling PayPal has no growth to offer but every time was ridiculed by boomers explaining how PayPal was the only legitimate option for online transactions smh |
| I would give it a few hours first. Big rise means probably big drawback |
| Imagine not buying PLTR calls |
| # btw silver regards of this cesspit made it to FT front page \n\n# congrats to everyone, it was truly a team effort! |
| Imagine rotating out of google into “value” plays ( I did that ) |
| Ich würd eigentlich doch einfach gleich in alle ram/ssd/hdd firmen investieren, also aufteilen zwischen micron, sandisk, western digital, seagate, sk hynix und samsung. Msci korea diversifiziert etwas mehr zB in koreanische banken aber samsung allein macht schon 30% des index aus, dann noch so 16% sk hynix. Also wenn du nur in etfs investieren willst ist msci korea gut (beide anbieter sind wahrscheinlich fast gleich) die banken und so werden den index wahrscheinlich auch eher runterziehen. Zb msci taiwan läuft etwas schlechter als einfach ganz in tsmc zu gehen. |
| The SLV calls I bought at the top I sold at the bottom AMA |
| Thank you, I learned something. |
| Imagine buying PayPal instead of SLV calls |
| I can’t handle the silver volatility. Bought the gold dip tho |
| Painpal 👌great rename whoever did that. Right up the with Microslop and Nskidia. |
| Maybe they get acquired at this point, not sure who would buy tho |
| What does CNBC webpage have against Teradyne? No mention of it |
| 0d calls at open |
| I held too much cash in the second half of last year, because the market should crash but no one can predict when. Luckily my holdings in gold offset the amount of money I missed out on by like 75%, but still lost money last year being fearful. |
| Good news: Pypl up 50% from 2016!!! |
| Down 4k before market, when market opens i think I'll be down another 2k |
| I have 95k in stocks/options with MU and SNDK but I’m calling the big one on SNDK hitting 1000+ by March 20. |
| Paypal drove their own co to the ground tbh, eff their service it's thievery. |
| Thanks genius yeah only 10% |
| Boobs |
| SPY's ath is 697.84, we've never broke through 700. You're confusing SPY with SPX, the index which SPY tracks for stock purchases and have already broke 7000 multiple times. SPY lags behind SPX because it buys the stocks in SPX, their holding % are different. |
| I don't have any calls in PYPL, but can someone explain to me how 6B buybacks in 1y on a 40B market cap company isn't bullish?\n\ngenuinely it seems like it's priced in to go bankrupt (which is a possibility but weird) |
| I'm cautious when it gets over 60, that's usually a take some profit point for me.\n\nBut, thats not this market type of logic. |
| I’ve been buying the dip since September last year in ORCL and it seems the dip won’t stop dipping. Fuck this lol |
| Don't give up now. |
| Don't tell the ASTS nerds you'll never hear the end of it |
| Where do you see better deals in the market? |
| Painpal |
| Here’s the third time |
| You guys need to have understanding what is going on fintech industry. |
| Smci |
| Industrials have been easy mode. Everybody snoozing on the easy industrials stonks. Siemens energy, Siemens, Wabtec, ABBNY, Airbus, big chill mode. Maybe hard to do options unless you do long term calls or something but excellent bag holding. |
| Where’s the guy that bought a bunch of puts last week? Thanks for the tip…… |
| I don't think referencing what random people have put on the internet is the flex you think it is |
| There hasn't been an earnings call yet.. we still have 15 minutes boi |
| Officially unbanned! I’ll never try to make another meme in this community again ☠️ |
| How much did you lose? |
| LETS GO UUUU MP 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| He sold puts that’s bullish he is going to get assigned 50,000 shares in exchange for the premium received. |
| I am bearish on PLTR but bought OTM calls to hedge because I know this stock will be stupid after earnings so I guess the hedge kind of worked. |
| I guess I don’t know how to read charts then? 🤷 |
| Im bored whats a good pre market setup rn? |
| I got 5k what’s making me 1k in a couple days I need some calls |
| VITL, TTD, ADBE, SAAS in general.. man, when the chip names bubble pops in a couple years.. I'll be glad to own my VITL at 10, TTD 12, ADBE 140, etc... better than a MU at 50 again from today's prices.. \n\nPYPL valuation has gotten truly insane. I'm going with the belief it's a kitchen sink quarter for the new CEO. |
| PLTR with a P/E of 232... meanwhile my boy SOFI can't catch .50c on a fantastic er. |
| Too much VOO, not enough Metals |
| I don’t understand how people are poor. Put money in the stock market and the numbers always go up. Are they stupid? |
| Did cramer like PayPal? |
| Low IV play for today/this week?? |