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| Makes me sick that we "had" to have Friday be abank holiday too. |
| Still feels good having not fallen for the Reddit or Tesla bait. Maybe I'll be regretting this by December, who knows. |
| So there’s a chip shortage to build out ai, making the iPhone go to $1400 so Siri can pretend to do something useful when no one gives a shit about Siri. Go off regards. |
| Cry harder\n\nItalians hate her more lmfaoooo |
| How did people votee this dumbass into office for a second time? |
| I don't know. It like like op penis to me. A little curved and disfigured but that probably his kink. |
| Bears think the straight is closed 😵💫 |
| Bulls think the strait is open 🤭 |
| \*Pakistan PM's Office: PM and Field Marshal to join technical discussions in Bürgenstock, Switzerland on June 21 \n\*Ghalibaf and Iranian delegation arrive in Zurich and is on its way to the Bürgenstock \n\*US Vice President Vance departs from Joint Base Andrews in route to Switzerland for US-Iran talks |
| Idk if youre talking about me, but i think the Pakistanis treatment of women like dogs is very admirable |
| Blocked. No one wants to hear about your penis or it's state of being, dude. |
| Me:\n\n> Back to SpaceX IPO and it's stock price: can you guesstimate their mcap PB and PE if price is $8.5 please?\n\nChad Gipity:\n\nUsing the reported **13.08 billion shares outstanding**, a share price of **$8.50** would imply:\n\n* **Market cap ≈ $111 billion** (13.08B × $8.50) ([StockAnalysis][1])\n\nUsing the reported 2025 revenue of **$18.7B** and net loss of **$4.9B**: ([StockAnalysis][2])\n\n* **P/S ≈ 6.0**\n* **P/E = not meaningful** (earnings are negative) ([TechFlow][3])\n\nFor **P/B**, we need book value. One widely circulated figure from S-1 discussions is book value per share of about **$3.18**. If that's correct: ([Reddit][4])\n\n* Book value ≈ 13.08B × $3.18 = **$41.6B**\n* **P/B ≈ 2.7** ($111B / $41.6B)\n\nSo at **$8.50/share**, you'd be looking roughly at:\n\n| Metric | Value |\n| ---------- | ----------------- |\n| Market Cap | ~$111B |\n| P/S | ~6.0 |\n| P/B | ~2.7 |\n| P/E | N/A (loss-making) |\n\nFor context, that's a dramatically different valuation from the IPO price of $135/share:\n\n* IPO market cap ≈ $1.77T\n* IPO P/S ≈ 95\n* IPO P/B ≈ 42–51 depending on the book-value source. ([StockAnalysis][1])\n\nInterestingly, **$8.50/share** would put SpaceX's valuation in the neighborhood of large aerospace/defense companies rather than mega-cap tech. At that level, the market would essentially be valuing Starlink + launch operations with much less credit given to AI, Mars, Starship, or other long-term optionality.\n\nAnd since I know you've compared SpaceX with RKLB before: at **$111B market cap**, SpaceX would still be worth several times more than Rocket Lab, but the valuation gap would be based much more on actual revenue than on future expectations.\n\n\n\n |
| it’s year 2048 and you forgot to pay your toilet subscription |
| There won't be any changes since he's just 1 out of 5 Guillemot brothers who run things, doesn't matter since Ubislop is basically an empty shell company after Tencent forced them to spin out the IPs into a new subsidiary in-exchange for a 1.25 billion bailout due to the financial failure of AC Shadows. Those retards spent more on cooking the books and hiring bots to say the game is good than actual marketing lmfao. |
| mine hard too |
| As others have put the meta glasses, which admittedly is quite basic, has been much better than the rest. And from most who have used this, even more casuals the issue typically comes down to price and size.\n\nI think there will likely be a breakout product of this at some point but not at these prices, limitations, and size.\n\nThis said it doesn't stop why snap thinks they would be the one to be make that breakout, let alone this be it. |
| Dick hard af thinking bout monday. Monday blues is such a beta mindset |
| Don’t follow the news follow the algo, SPY and QQQ charts are basically a straight arrow up, it will correct -5% before the rest of the summer run up |
| yeah fuck this stock market shit\n\nim going to be a bigfoot hunter instead |
| This stock that shouldn't be mentioned. |
| So what exactly were you doing? You bought a otm spx put 2 min before close, how did you decide on which one to buy? |
| Making hot take predictions on a Saturday when everything could change between 10pm Sunday and 7am Monday. Must be rampant short term memory loss. |
| 🫡 godspeed regard |
| You refer to your savings for a house, as house money.\n\nI refer to the $20 in profit I made, as house money.\n\nWe are not the same. |
| They always say ok regard but never are you ok regard 😟 😟 😟 |
| Straight to IKEA |
| What does this mean |
| They probably get a good laugh thinking about it now |
| Running out of cash, might do a capital raise |
| pumping or dumping on monday? i cant follow the news fast enough |
| Nobody wants to work for an authoritarian, micro managing, super ego lizard. |
| Can’t wait to buy MU for $700 this week LMAO🤌 |
| Good luck... |
| Lmao I remember when people were saying this for NVDA earnings |
| I don't know what monkey brain made you connect these 2 things. |
| Chill bro, you’ll get your turn no rush |
| Wall Street and hedge funds have got it all wrong. Reddit user Dude\_HaHa has figured it out! Sell! |
| It fucking better not be when I decided to sell calls on it |
| Read Brian Shannon’s books on VWAP and AVWAP. \n\nCheck out SMB Capital on YT. They’re professional traders that actually know what they’re doing and win. They have trade setups that work there and have excellent videos. |
| Which definition. |
| Imagine being on cloud 9 as a mortgage-broker in 2007... Going from euphoria to total panic |
| I think we're just saying different things and that's OK. You are saying the tech is overhyped and isn't coming in the near future, and I'm in full agreement. But then if you'll allow me to add more nuance to your earlier statement, how would this read?\n\n>Yes I'm saying AR won't be a thing [in X years].\n\n>It will not.\n\nWhat's your largest value for X in that sentence that you feel comfortable arguing? 10 years? 30 years? 100 years? I think that answer is worth thinking about, and it might be where we disagree.\n\n>but I just don’t think it’s gonna become integrated the way phones are...Everyone has a phone because you can put it in your pocket when not using it.\n\nTrue, but I think we also all intuitively understand that phones are crappy. People sit on their couch and stare at a tiny screen for hours and they feel like shit. AND smartphones have hit the world in an incredibly short amount of time (since around 2010 or so?), so I won't be at all surprised when they are replaced by a better technology. I'm not an AR stan, this is essentially the only comment you'll find of mine supporting it, if anything my comment history is full of complaints and skepticism over VR 5-10 years ago.\n\n>You are in that group. AR will not be a thing.\n\nAnway if you want to paint me with a wide paint-brush I won't stop you. But I do think there's more to this whole topic than you let on. |
| Morale is so bad at Mark Zuckerberg's Meta even the company's own CTO admits it's 'probably the worst it's ever been'\n\nhttps://finance.yahoo.com/technology/articles/morale-bad-mark-zuckerbergs-meta-130000803.html |
| No that's fine bro, it's every man for himself - you're either the guy getting nuked or the guy profiting off it right. |
| Rotation into software after MU earnings aren’t a trillion dollars, you’ve heard it here first |
| Remember when you could post emojis in this chat and they were fucking massive |
| Three body problem |
| And when The World's oil supply is at stake that is defensive not to mention we asked for base usage didn't even ask the cowards to join lol |
| Just buy now thank me later |
| MU will go below 1k this week without any of that happening |
| Based on this weekends news so far I’m cautiously optimistic about a soxs gap up Monday morning |
| Europoors pay more. The US produces enough for itself. |
| Do you know the VWAP and EMAs are determined by price? So that means that the reverse is true. |
| Takes very little time to understand the definition of piracy. \n\nMaybe “literal” just wasn’t the right word |
| Everyone negative on MU and then it jumps then people start crying |
| Perdi… que? |
| So you are confirmed for Wendy's dumpster Thursday night? |
| If you think it's so easy, why don't you build one? |
| I don't want to sound hyperbolic right now but fusion energy is literally the key to the future. Also the waste product is helium which is good for data centers so calls on Nvidia. |
| Reading Shogun now shit is dope |
| Am I awful for hoping nuclear war just for a chance to buy MU again below $1k? |
| If so, the top is in |
| Imagine |
| NATO is a defensive pact. If Italy decided to declare war on Switzerland would NATO be obligated to join in? |
| At this point my wife’s ass is open more than the strait |
| # The only thing that will be green on Monday is MSFT LMAO🤌 |
| Bulls have liver spots 🤭 |
| I missed this episode. |
| When sex robots come out fully imma start like a business called sexbuster and will rent out sex bots to ppl and get rich |
| I’d say it’s 50/50. I know they dumped last time, but that was also when market was treating memory as cyclical. Sentiment has started to change in that regard. If they absolutely crush earnings (as expected), have to imagine any dips will be bought eagerly. |
| Started when I was young 20 years ago, made enough for a down payment for a townhouse.. pulled it all and didn’t start back up until 4 years ago.\n\nBored and along came Wealthsimple in Canada.\n\nI attempt 20-30% of my gross.\n\n50/50 in “safer” ETF’s like ZEB, XEQT.. and 50% in personal picks. Lost my first 10,000 in Enphase when it sunk from near highs after clean energy money fell away.\n\nDoing much better now, +50% all time and consistently adding as i go |
| Mango and meloni have some sexual frustration that’s been building up |
| Why did you redeem whyyy |
| not a chance , bitcoin is going to be in a bear market this whole year, no big catalyst to get it to 200 \nmy prediction is we might be reaching the top alrdy, we either go below 100 soon or go to 120 and then go below 100 its not going to stay up and then u can be sure when the report their earnings its going to dump at least 10% |
| They can just ban you |
| I would have but my friend's daughter really wanted ice cream. It was just a great example of a sunk-cost fallacy. |
| Solid man, any other tips, indicators you can throw my way? Setting up a system now |
| Gottem |
| India has a vastly better relationahip with Iran. Pakistan has fought bombed Iran a few times, support militias in Iran and are allied to Saudis. |
| 🥭 bot |
| a fellow galaxy holder, love to see it |
| Open by Monday for continuation rally |
| Just a gambling addict and stocks feel more logical than roullete i guess |
| I think up to 200 and then crash. I have no reason to believe this, it just would make as much sense as anything else on this market. |
| WFH mayn |
| This change is fucking dumb |
| I know mate. And I know even 100% a year is really good. \n\nI also know Morgan Stanley would give you 30-40% tops. \n\n\nI'm talking about small pockets you dumbo \n\nYou not really making a huge difference if you put 2000 on micron and cash out 4000 after one year or another . \n\nAlso it's very difficult to pick one stock and lay all yer eggs in it . \n\n\n |
| Bulls use Prevagen 🤭 |
| They’re so annoying |
| Copium supplies running low |
| Bol don’t see market runs on algo after these huge run ups the correction of -5% will happen. Your calls are cooked . |
| Id be fine with that, there are a shit ton of stocks that are undervalued and continue to get ignored |
| It’s not illegal to fuck camels. Not the same thing |
| Groundhog Day never ends |
| Why is anyone trusting Pakistan as a reliable intermediary? |
| They'll probably end up being yet another way for foreign states to get blackmail on people lol |
| **BanBet Error** — BanBets can only be placed during market hours |
| bought at the top |
| Gambling withdrawals |
| What's pathetic is how they can turn there backs on us when we needed help and expect to keep getting NATO protection lol she fafo |
| About to full port BBB MBS tranches |
| Inshallah |
| https://preview.redd.it/666w3wxnii8h1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9d3b6d9028c634786130df2dbd551de09fd58a5 |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I got bored one day and started gambling in stocks, I took out a loan and lost everything |
| Rug has been pulled. It'll continue to slow bleed until the lockout period is over then it's going to be like an arterial bleed. |
| Bears so mad that negotiations has started lmaoooo. Your putzz r cucked |
| Bitcoin back up again on this news of a Sunday peace talk. So SPY green on Monday? |
| When did you buy it |
| Found one of the bag holders! |
| that's like saying i don't care if the girl is ugly as long as she got a pussy, fact? |
| Nah, I just misread that as -25%. I missed the dot |
| 4 weeks |
| Skip the sex robot, just drag your ass over here |
| CRSR, CLF, MBLY, GRRR, FCEL |
| I wish these apps showed when these positions was opened....unless it's all 0DTEs |
| There’s no way sex robots dont become a thing |
| I don't even care about the money anymore. I just want to see the number go up. |
| The stock dropped to around $155 multiple times but nothing was done, but when it pumped to $200 you decided to buy a fuck ton?\n\nMy regarded boy. |
| If you bought calls or held over the weekend post that loss porn of your -90% port |
| Lesson learned always read carefully before posting a response....lol |
| Why are bol so grumpy this weekend? Lmao |
| Boring with wtf ….did you want more carnage |
| Impressive. Let’s see Paul Allen’s card |
| God bless Pakistan |
| With my hands. S\nleeping.\n\nMods, can we please ban any posts asking about feelings? Wtf even are they? |
| I'm assuming that he views filthy poors as being a health risk. He doesnt want to get HIV or any other incurable virus. Who knows what Amber Turd did to warp his mind. |
| Regards have been calling the top for several years now. The bull market goes on boys |
| Semis disagree. Calls on Monday |
| Do we have enough sex robots for everyone to have a great Saturday night. If not, call me ASAP and I'll personally get my fatass on a F-150 truck, drive 100 mph, and get that sex robot to your door because customer service is #1 to me!! I don't let anyone hanging!!\n\n*rest of ya'll motherfuckers take notes, you don't see that kind of customer service in 20 fucking 26 😒* |
| Once the market drops -3% on Monday you buy calls this kangaroo market is so predictable |
| The problem is the scale and physics of X-ray lithography is different. we need high energy source to generate it, we need to find a material that work as perfect mirror but also reflect X-ray short wave length, and find a material that both doesn't let it pass but also has high temperature resistance for the mask, all these require immense amount of research and the territories of Meta and nano materials which we don't have currently to make such materials, which also lead to, if we has such fine control to make new types of matters properties why use X-ray and the old methods instead of revolutionize the chip making with different methods that give us the absolute control over the structure and properties of the chip? Smaller, better 3d stacking, better signal transmission, maybe use light or new materials that has superconductivity. It's more like, to get x we need y, but if we had y, we can make z which is far better than x. |
| You're very special and the only person who has Monday off in an area large enough to warrant a Costco. They're all on unemployment, obviously. 🥂 |
| the fact that trump is posting about the italian pm is just so pathetic |
| I for one was disappointed they weren't real. |
| Market is irrational. Calls |
| Yeah dont mention economic current events that impact the market, we need more “bul r fukd” type messages. |
| El Niño haha |
| Nah peace is unironically bearish at this point, the only thing that will endlessly send us up is the war then peace deal headline cycle |
| This market has been so boring lately . I got rent coming up come on |
| Calls on poutine |
| Yeah, I think fabs are an ok bet as well. Fiber is obviously the future as well, goodbye copper, you had a great run.\n\nAlso, my thesis is a bit more long term, they don't make calls for these dates yet. |
| Ahora pon las pérdidas Hdp |
| already did |
| So many people are upset we are trading headlines. Would they prefer we concentrate on how historically overvalued the market is? |
| What are books |
| Not for less than 324, the most strategic waterway in the world, the ability to extort you later with "fees". Then maybe. Just maybe we can talk. |
| Blardi no... |
| Pakistan back to saving calls again 🤑🤑 |
| "need to move in and out of stuff" said every Dude with a penis |
| https://preview.redd.it/faygpkirhi8h1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b43bcfd93bdcfe2bb1d0726c786cab82bed542c1 |
| Shut the fuck up |
| it's called boomer hell |
| That's a lot of dicks she's going to have to handle |
| Wrong stereotype brosuf |
| And then Wyndam Clark stood alone atop the mountain and surrounded by red! |
| Once again\n\nthe economy is in deep shit |
| Zee Germans are Coming! |
| What broker is that? I would have guess they auto liquidate both legs after 3 to prevent this. |
| **WHY DID YOU REDEEM** |
| Unemployment and disability |
| I go to a local costco monday morning, and it is fucking full. It was my day off.\n\nWhat do these people do for a living? |
| I wish mods would ban posts about Iran. We've been back and forth on that fucking straight for months and I just don't care anymore. |
| Man I wanna go to Switzerland |
| Sitting on 90k cash, 200k still invested. feeling great whatever happens |
| fuck yeah 🤌🏻 |
| https://preview.redd.it/c88jvk7chi8h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d12de28c39aaf314ed814290e0d7b313929bd87b |
| went to buy drugs with the profits I made but the dealer said there's nothing for $3 |
| You're calling a 25% upside when micron is reporting? They always tank 10% on earning despite blowing whispers out of the water. |
| Monday is obviously green |
| https://preview.redd.it/ljizfvkahi8h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b04b0d7922998e23341bff41608fb1ed25ea2aa2 |
| Became the answer to your own question. |
| The leader that was almost 90 years old. Before the war the regime was weak, people were protesting against the government. Now they have the strongest hand in the region, absolutely own the strait, damaged for good all the gulf states economy and were able to keep the same regime with an insane reparations amount to build up the economy. Iran is less or more powerful geopolitically after the war? I think everyone in the region agrees that is more and US desperate to close a bad deal just reinforce that |
| Oil bulls frantically trying to find the sell button on a Saturday 🤣 |
| It's 2026 you don't have to stay in the closet. Write about that. |
| Gonna start reading more books. Hopefully it’ll make me less regarded |
| Gonna be monitoring the situation while watching the Argentina vs Austria game at the Dallas Stadium w/ a caipirinha. |
| Poorer guy here, I can confirm. :)\n\nSpanish and European banks dominate in Latin America not only because they offer better rewards but also because they have a “premium status” attached to them. Look at Santander, Scotiabank, BBVA for instance. |
| *Eom |
| Quick, Elon musk needs to borrow $20 from you all! |
| Rule #23: Always make sure the juice is loose |
| Inspire DEEZ NUTS |
| Dismissing my alert. |
| LEAPS on BIL |
| Touching myself |
| This war is more cyclical than my portfolio. |
| Wife's boyfriend getting extra needy while she's at work? |
| I 48 HOURS AT MAX UNTIL THE LEGITIMATE STATE ATTACKS AGAIN. THEY JUST DON'T WANT PEACE. |
| It's funny I wanted to buy some SpaceX I talk to my uncle who has had a lot of success in the market and he told me anyone that puts money into it well it's overvalued as fuck is an idiot. Guess that's why he has a house on a lake with three boats 😂 |
| we should stop subsidizing Canada with our culture they have 0 sauce |
| Like myself, the downs is greater than the ups |
| "All war is based" - sun tzu |
| it's better that we're not in this clown show |
| lol Iran is the knight in Monty Python\n\nLegs gone arms gone still yapping not sure whether to feel sorry for them or finish the job |
| deluded |
| filled all those fair value gaps |
| Calls |
| She goes to a different school so you wouldn’t know her |
| Gotta pump the stump before you pump and dump. |
| German bros made me a lot of moneh today |
| Just got an email about a ~400mil class action verdict against Google.\n\ncalls on Google, because that's a laughably small amount for the giant class of people who had Google web activity turned off within the timeframe of 2016 to 2024 💀 |
| Any other successful buys due to the indications? I’m always on the lookout for new strategies to try out |
| You can have my wife and mom on top of it. |
| gayest stock of all time |
| Why do you think that |
| bullshit |
| Can we trust Pakistan? |
| The dictionary |
| Bruh I dont do legal terms sry. Only conceptual. |
| Are you one of those stupid persons the Internet talks about or something?\n\nThe war Killed their leaders and destroyed their navy. Took out a huge portion of their missile infrastructure...Iran has been shit talking their neighbors for over 20 years and they got Bitch slapped. How you gonna say this an an L? |
| Why Pakistan is meditating? They have better relationships with Iran |
| I bought a fleshlight on amazon with the 30$ profit i made from spacex |
| Survey: Sell Micron before earnings or hold? |
| what a glorious time to be reminded of THE WORK🫴 |
| Yes I'm saying AR won't be a thing. \n\nIt will not. \n\nPeople are way too gullible when it comes to "this is the future, the tech just isn't there yet. This is the worst they'll ever be!"\n\nYou are in that group. AR will not be a thing. \n\nCrazy that I have to say that in 2026, nearly 40 years after it was the "next big thing" |
| Man, having the market closed on Friday was a bummer..\n\nI'm pretty margined and want to buy more so i might need to move in and out of stuff. We shall see.\n\n\nCan't wait.. I love it.. till I don't. Lol |
| Working |
| I literally made money on the IPO and got greedy wanting to buy and sell again. I thought bro would hype his meme stock a bit more 😭 |
| US and Iran negotiating peace with Pakistan being the adult in the room, what kind of twisted reality is that? |
| I sense SAAS recovery incoming…Service Now at least. Perhaps MU earnings will spark some redistribution… |
| just finished a CHURRASCO🫴 |
| gonna move to O block and raise my kids there |
| Someone ban this 2 month old bot smh |
| We trade while sitting on the toilet seat |
| Would you guys let me bomb your house for 120 days straight if I gave you $300bill after? |
| https://preview.redd.it/s96iym93gi8h1.jpeg?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e37133f278df7cf621a11864ca3bc71dc4e8122 |
| I backtested your mom |
| Im usually at the tail end of my workout scanning preM between sets. |
| I saw a boob one time |
| https://preview.redd.it/76482nihfi8h1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=312c292ddae19dd9f20a95d9bd10c64654e77cc2\n\n \nHas anyone noticed how clear MU has been following the VWAP and 9 EMA and 20 EMA? I was doing some backtesting and It seems to follow the Vwap and EMA very nicely. It smashed through all of my take profits. |
| Jorking it so I can trade with clarity, only to inevitably yolo it into something unwise |
| Why them? Why not India ? |
| Paki paki paki! |
| God damn, I am higher than a kite right now. |
| Bers are so stupid, the aliens wont let a nuke go off again. |
| 🤣 |
| Ur mum |
| Oh, I see your reasoning now! I think it will settle a bit, but don’t see them splitting back up given the latest narratives. It isn’t a terribly compelling hold to me, obviously. But maybe at some point! And, yes, let us hope it doesn’t get to single digits - that would imply…the mother of all black swans! |
| Goes to show how little they actual care about signing an agreement. Oh sorry I know theres a war with catastrophic economic consequences but Im kind of busy. |
| Thats India actually lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/o1ial5pofi8h1.jpeg?width=1489&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6306d921da0f9eab662bce32923d720e0094adf\n\n \nCalls or puts on Monday ? |
| **Je Parle FRANÇAIS** |
| I have a custom made alert on the platform I use that looks for 60+ Rvol and 3000x’s the normal 1 minute volume at the highest price of the day. BFLY fired on it during their last earnings report. I tend to trust this alert when it fires. Usually the names that show up keep going higher eventually |
| Who is winning |
| Tables are the new couches... |
| You wouldn't know her. She goes to another school... in Canada! |
| *Yeets dice at croupier.* |
| Looks fun |
| This was real right? Were any on coke? |
| Why do they keep removing Vance from the negotiation table? |
| Your relative:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/r8b4ryvhfi8h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc9f6799899284198a158e38ed1f9b5d1bf9d921 |
| $CGEH is a super under the radar AI data center power play. They make microturbines that can run on several types of fuel, require little maintenance (due to patented air-bearing tech), fast time to power, and convert waste heat to cooling via absorption chillers (massive for data centers). They have also already developed 800VDC power systems for data center applications, aligning with NVIDIA’s next generation 800V data center infrastructure.\n\nPotential catalysts include landing data center contracts and uplisting to an exchange (which they are contractually obligated to seek within 12 months). |
| South Park nailed it. |
| Buy BIL stock ! |
| Thanks. All my posts are interesting. 😁🫡\n\nEdit; Now I have to decide when/if/how much of my US open bets to start scalping profit from. I have 4 guys in top 10 and two more in top 15! Already playing on house money. The absolutely best part of prediction markets....the ability to cash out a position before an event is over. Its fantastic for prop bets if you are into those |
| 🥭 talking shit on Antrophic puts in chips and A.I. companies? |
| Yup. He’s texting Eric trump |
| dont lie you'll let me hit anyway |
| That he has the corn calls or a girlfriend? Imustbegthequestion. |
| Lol |
| STEVE!! STEVE!! STEVE!! |
| We’re all in the mood for a melody |
| Begging like an Italian diplomat |
| Iran is so gay for not waiting for Monday to close the strait. Goes to show theyre playing this market game just like the Don |
| https://preview.redd.it/nzf0nm83fi8h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe5667937f33d4c75a8fa9de825bd222cc6a65fb\n\n \nPurely a game of the last fool on this until more unlocks are realized |
| anything israel rn is just noise while their currency is going to start weakening |
| 🫵🏽🤜🦇 |
| If only we had some worldwide thing we could reference to look up definitions. Like some sort of web maybe |
| You’ll get it don’t worry |
| Also Pakistan on the other line with your grandparents screaming for google play gift cards. |
| Sorry for doubting you German bros |
| Screw that I would’ve left |
| Regards concensus on cerberus earnings? |
| Caitlyn Jenner is a brave ~~woman~~ |
| We need to form committee to write a proposal of a concept before comity commits to it tho |
| Trade it daily as it was intended to be traded? Prob should read up on how 3x leveraged ETFs work |
| looks like mu and samsungs market dominance in semi's might have a new player entering the ring soon. some local companies are already starting to buy, and rumors of google looking to purchase from them as well - [sauce](https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/ram/chinese-memory-vendors-snub-industry-giants-in-favor-of-homegrown-ram-chips-samsung-micron-and-sk-hynix-face-a-chinese-supply-chain-revolt) |
| Pakistan is just Jerry Springer here. |
| Bought it in the 6s earlier this year, it’s more bullish than that. Qatars gas field had something critically damaged in April by a missile or drone strike. I can’t remember the details atm but it won’t ramp back to pre-war production till 28. Meanwhile VG did smart and signed some longterm contracts to SK. BP damages are likely between 1-2.5B and likely to be structured in a settlement as cash-in kind like discounted LNG for a decade. The biggest danger is just liabilities. \n |
| She's an icon in the drunk driving community. 💗 |
| STOP IT THEY'RE ALREADY CRIPPLINGLY PARANOID THIS ISN'T HELPING. |
| Neither of those things seem likely |
| Pakistan is trying to save its calls. |
| Fuck ya |
| Nah. |
| r/shitamericanssay |
| his name is Ballsac Shredder, and you can go fuck yourself |
| Just in time for taco Tuesday...going to buy calls before market end on Monday 🫡 |
| If corn hits $70k by Friday, I'll let WSB fuck my girlfriend. |
| I went to the farmer's market and BBQ festival thing my city does every year. We'll, I got thirsty and went to a stall selling ice cream and shakes. My friend's daughter was with us and also wanted a shake so we decided to wait in line. At first all was well. The line wasn't very long at all. But then ten minutes go by and we haven't made any progress. \n\nThere were two teenager boys and an older guy working the stall and as the minutes ticked by, I realized that the teenage boys not only weighing the ice cream, they were also consulting the older guy on every single thing they did. \n\nEvery cone, every shake, every topping was being inspected. It was fucking insane. It's like these kids had never seen ice cream before. It took five minutes to make one ice cream cone and add aome sprinkles. I have never seen anything like it in my life. We were trapped in this line for about twenty minutes, almost right at the front, just for a shake. |
| Why is this my hinge matches |
| Sing us a song tonight |
| Puts on onion bajis |
| It fits though tolls are like tariffs 2.0. Impossible for him to resist |
| Ooo, that's pretty interesting. Good luck with your dispute as well 🫡 |
| You’re the pianoman |
| Sadly, I only hold AVGO and NVDA for semis and both have been ass. Holding MU long but got in and out of SNDK a few times. That was CRAZY. |
| Browsing this sub while chillling on the couch with my wife and kids\n\nIs what I would've said if that was true 😔 |
| “I have a girlfriend” and I was like 22. |
| positions?\n\n |
| I can’t enjoy weekends anymore. It’s just so stressful |
| Nah bruh you the only one. |
| AlgaeBTQ month |
| Because reasons |
| Caitlyn Jenner is a brave woman |
| How’d you find it few weeks ago? |
| HOOD just broke out. Probably going to be a fat run to $200 by end of year. |
| calls on materials and natural resources |
| I'm at this point in my life where my portfolio makes me more money than my job. About to quit on these motherfuckers at this point and do what the fuck I want to do whenever I want. Fucking hoe 😒 😤 😑 🙄 😐 🤣 |
| They don't report anything at all to the IRS. Zip. So, the cap gains tax could be pretty low if you catch my drift......and where it is liquid enough there are predictions that I will "invest" in with serious cash once I am comfortable with the whole platform. There is for sure some very shady shit going on with stupid bets and to be honest I don't trust them yet. I am in a dispute with them right now which will have a huge influence on how I use. If nothing else its a better way to sports bet compared to a traditional book, so barring getting banned I will use it for that. Sorry for the long post |
LOL. Iran's not going to "go back" to war, OR start shooting at the US/Tankers again.\n\nThe reason Iran is "threatening" (they haven't actually) to close the Strait, is that Israel has a horde of Hizbullah terrorist rats cornered in S. Lebanon, and Iran's in a panic to get the shooting there to stop to a) get them free and b) stop Israel from taking over/destroying the Hizbullah infrastructure.\n\n Choking Hezbollah: IDF eyes key assets in Lebanon despite ceasefire The south Lebanon front is being reshaped as the IDF holds key positions on Ali Taher Ridge and in Majdal Zoun, threatening Hezbollah hubs in Nabatieh and the T... www.ynetnews.com |
| Truth |
| Who got some cheap option plays this month? |
| $62 ATH since IPO. |
| Wait how is this thread 30 minutes old? This happened a week ago. |
| Figuratively |
| I’ll give you the summary: lots of rich dudes fucked underage girls. Except Elon 😂😂😂 |
| Yeah |
| I suspect it's far easier for ASML to find/help develop EU based suppliers of whatever they're getting from the US than for the US to develop an ASML equivalent. |
| Enough with this pakistan thing. Talks are happening between usa and iran in switzerland with help from qatar. What is the role of pakistan here? Only here to pump the stocks. |
| Those are good, cheers! |
| Just watched obsession \nWas really great ya’ll should check it out |
| Why not both? More money for the casino! |
| Sure they will |
| MU will dump after earnings\n\nOnce it stops bleeding, buy the dip |
| What’s your strategy. I’m doin 50sma, 9vma, previous day high/low. Weeks high, low. |
| They're saying AR will for sure become a thing, not necessarily these glasses in particular. And it seems likely to me as well, because most people foolishly want easy and constant access to their social medias. And simultaneously tech CEOs want you hard-wired to their soul-sucking technology so they can feed you ads all day every day. |
| certainly not Mr Pajeet |
| I’ll either earn a janitor’s annual salary next week or develop a sore throat with mild discomfort when swallowing by Thursday night. |
| I read that with Indian accent while shaking my head left and right so go figure |
| Why don’t they invite BB since’s the one calling the shots anyways. |
| I play both, but don't watch either lol. |
| Glad to read that someone made it. Every time I’ve followed advices I hit deep red. |
| soccer is the absolute worst |
| Golf |
| Yahhhhhhhhh |
| Blame the bers |
| No I don't |
| He may not but I definitely will, thanks for sharing.\nWhat's the timeline for the space car?(Nuclear reactor) |
| I did, that was the hook |
| Sure, Jan. |
| 💀 |
| Did your sister send me nude OF request in DM? So you are angered? |
| Sure they will |
| Literally all their products are doing terrible |
| Love it. |
| I feel like they have more dirt on the Arab monarchies but it's worth less since no one really cares what they do. |
| Where do I go |
| Sing us a song |
| They have no bravery |
| i'm not sure if golf or soccer is more boring to watch |
| Bloody bitch I'm talking about negotiations strategy, this idea of go in past is so bloody stupid idiot. THE WAR IS HAPPEN now one country can get you out and one can make you become like fool again |
| Very well word Mr Pajeet |
| Phossy jaw is fucking grisly |
| Sad part is I can’t even tell if this is satire or if it actually is an Indian guy hating on Pakistan |
| BREAKING: Greenland is now begging the US to invade so they can receive $300 billion in reparations and charge tolls on Atlantic passage. |
| He’s totally dillusional. |
| https://preview.redd.it/arq0qxsadi8h1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17e0f793fc1c6230af1aebf66c3a9ac3c12ee5b6 |
| I shall treat your next words as gospel. |
| What else you eyeing? |
| Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| This administration is a fucking joke |
| Same here. Dumb hedge on my part. It was supposed to be “insurance”. I got greedy and didn’t sell when I was up, and lost about the same % |
| Yummy |
| Ty |
| |
| Whelp look at the news now lol |
| I mean there's a big difference between Vision Pro and AR glasses like these.\n\nThe problem is that they're just ugly as fuck, which makes you wonder who the hell focused group these and said "yeah those look good" |
| Can't. The allied gulf states would not let it slide. |
| Do you think mossad has more dirt on the us govt or the arab monarchs? |
| Plot on a log scale you lunatic. |
| Cheers! |
| Wait, can you offset capital gains using losses from those prediction markets? |
| I thought this was all done already ? |
| Pakistan chugging along being a bottom's bottom |
| Fugazi fugazi |
| Legit question why is anyone sad about this, just buy the tip wait for new deal stonks go up and repeat. Also apparently never hold over the weekend |
| Keep your dates online so you won’t display shitty social skills. Big brain moves. |
| The fact that we unironically live in a timeline where people long the American stock market are rooting for Pakistan and against Israel is genuinely wild 📈📈 |
| Ignore me, im 9 pink lemonade suncruisers deep |
| 10/10 no notes |
| At this point it's more like fool me once shame on u \nFool me 41 times shame on me \n |
| So the US wants to charge money for the protection they're already clearly failing to deliver? Bold strategy, Cotton. |
| It's not fair that they closed the strait over the weekend.. Lmao |
| Some of you need time off from this sub and it shows lol |
| Copilot the brand is associated with older models that they served long after the SoTA had passed them, and even once they shifted to Claude they still serve it in an inferior harness to open source options or Claude code. |
| Tikka Tuesday? |
| If you don't like the news related to the US and Iran, wait an hour. |
| And what happens when the US runs out of oil to export and now global refiners are competing for the same supply? |
| Asianometry has some good videos on it too. |
| My belief as well |
| Why bother when Israel will just break any agreement the next day anyway? |
| Aliens or a sentient AI |
| bet you nutted on that shit real good |
| Why |
| nobody says FD's anymore SAD! |
| Maybe blame the country that started the war? |
| wood fired margherita with hot cherry peppers |
| Then Monday a new deal will be announced. Wednesday it'll be signed. Then Israel will bomb someone. Then the deal will be off again in time for new negotiations next Sunday. |
| Open the damn casino |
| Hey mr lahey i am going to give you 300 billion to fuck off - Ricky |
| 39* |
| wdc gonna run to $1000 before end of jul earnings imo |
| 0dte |
| The better question is how this method is doing in 10 years? |
| so REAL |
| i just spent 3 hours in traffic to spend 30 minutes with pops... when covid 2.0? |
| Referring to somethings that impossible to do and saying you cannot do it is not much of an argument |
| Then why is the strait closed again? |
| It’s one thing to not be attached, it’s quite another to first think “how will this affect my money” and not even give any thought whatsoever to the fact that someone died. |
| man fuck you, why cant I get profit like this |
| dont worry, 10 years from now you will realize there were more shots that you didnt take that you shouldve |
| What did it have on it |
| Current state of ai leadership:\n\nResting shit face\n\nAn actual ai wearing human skin\n\nClassic con-man\n\nAutistic racist\n\nSome guy from Google who's apparently famous but you've never heard of them\n |
| Hell yeah |
| Say what? |
| It was so good. I’m so full. |
| Stock market manipulation at its best |
| I don't think they're secret. This is a reddit post about them. |
| Vance is on his way! |
| Pakistan doing about as well with these negotiations as they do with outsourced tech support. |
| Thats the opposite of woke. Covering cleavage, let alone ankles, is Puritan level conservative |
| That sucks.. It's such a sham |
| ON TO CUBA🫴 |
| Finally wom a fucking WC prediction bet. Thanks Germany, for having over 7 corner kicks! |
| let's get a meeting on the calendar with all stakeholders |
| The only way we will end this war is a with full release of the epstein files. Any good hackers out there? |
| What’s the FD play boys? |
| Blame Israel for sabotaging peace talks. |
| Of June's been brutal |
| God, this place is so much worse on the weekends |
| Then I'm selling until this presidency ends, not for financial reasons, only my blood pressure and sanity |
| you should join 🫦 |
| really? Is AI, the new EFT? |
| Literal piracy |
| 2025: Tariffs ✅ \n2026: Iran ✅ \n2027: 🤔 |
| Nothing to show for it?\n\nMETA has top line and bottom line 30% + growth lmfao. More ad revenue than Google now.\n\nAnd they’re the only mag 7 whose earnings isn’t inflated by unrealized gains in meme stocks.\n\nCore business is going gangbusters and they keep telling you it’s due to their Ai investments but since it’s not a separate business line your opinion is it’s wasted. |
| I was saying this to my wife and her boyfriend yesterday |
| He always does the dump Friday afternoon and pump over the weekend. |
| Trust basterd pakistan for negotiations this what you get! Foolish bloody basterd fools! Grow up! Be a bit smarter, three times fooled means you are the fool! |
| dont want to. heading home and goon or something. |
| It’s about tree fiddy |
| I actually am, lol. Cashed out on both NBIS and MU on Thursday. |
| big if true |
| Stop trust Pakistan!\n\nWith Pakistan you get lie and deceit!\n\nBring in Mature and STrong India to lead negotiations, you basterds!\n\nOr get what you get!!! |
| I just smashed a pizza 🤌🏻 |
| Wait till Sunday |
| Fast forward to US striking Israel |
| yea I proceded to double my money that month then stop day trading until now |
| Tell the story, friend. |
| Dump is giving them 300b for no reason theyd be pretty dumb to back out |
| He may have single handily just sent Reddit into bankruptcy . |
| they are just on hot air balloons |
| Waiting for the green candle when they confirm another agreement to agree on a date for agreeing to terms yet to be determined. |
| Why? |
| So, I cashed out $MU and $NBIS on Thursday. Given the turmoil in the Middle East, I'm thinking that created a strong buying opportunity for me on Monday/Tuesday on these and other related names. \n\nWill watch carefully and scale accordingly.\n\nOf course, I wish they just ended this nonsense altogether already. |
| Now you know what not to do next time. There will be more cute girls in the future, unless you live in West Virginia. \n\nThen you’re shit out of luck. |
| Genuinely surprised in this woke age that they shows us anything with cleavage. |
| Tasty. |
| I never thought I’d thank them for anything, but thanks for pumping my bags lol |
| Me who keeps buying the MSFT dip. \n\nPls guys WSBbros, we gotta get those numbers up on the MSFT slander/hate posts and bearish DD on the front page. |
| Committing to write a concept of a plan |
| Yeah man I messed up. I focused on the wrong things this last year and missed out on an opportunity with micron. I figured I would just Voo and mail it in. It will not happen again. |
| Aint no way fucking mango didn't make bajillions from this Friends to Enemies to Friends again BS |
| Nacho. Not a chance Hormuz opens |
| https://preview.redd.it/a2f2i7ylbi8h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=1824b9e1fb92d4a99ef2c0d53a698deeaeafe21a\n\n |
| Hmmmm that could align with the Thursday morning core pce data; we either grind down into Wednesday and reverse Thursday the opposite imo |
| there are many more stocks in the sea |
| GREEN LIGHT\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8yrgnhalbi8h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccf51fc5f9c60951cb28189e65bb62ad6b90b719 |
| Sounds like a very ber thing to say. And technically it’s been 2 weeks since we hit an ATH and have had multiple down 1 to almost 3 percent pullback days. |
| Those negotiation paychecks hitting like crack. |
| Software nowadays, cybersecurity, IoT and other stuff |
| I’m from the future (it’s Sunday in Australia).\n\nNothing happened. |
| So ... both parties have figured out that moving markets can be ... profitable? 🤔 |
| Yes, we are boldogs |
| i've seen this 10 times in the last 24 hours you stupid fukn bot |
| stop hitting me so close to the attic of my home. |
| Ah of course. Sunday. Before markets on Monday. Clown show. |
| Blah blah pump and dump for the next 10 years |
| How did you hack into the Pentagon to get our military strategy? |
| i think i just fumbled my chance with a cute girl, fuck my incapability to read the room and shitty social skills |
| I'm exhausted at this point! You don't know who or what to believe anymore. |
| Yeah we have some overlap. You know ball too! Convinced the game will perform exceptionally well. Have been holding all but GOOGL for longer but switched broker. |
| You are retarded, but you son of a bitch I’m in |
| what a crazy fucking timeline we're living in. trump threatens to charge his own tolls on the strait if deal is not met in 60 days - [sauce](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/trump-threatens-to-charge-us-tolls-in-strait-of-hormuz-if-final-iran-deal-not-reached-in-60-days) |
| It’s almost Monday - gotta get that pump on! |
| Are we Pavlovs dog? \n\nLike.. are they expecting us to salivate everytime they announce new peace talks? Cause it's working amazingly so far! 🤤 |
| Did you just see that ivory coast baddie during the hydration break 😍 |
| Honestly I expected him to have already done this by now lol |
| i literally just saw one like an hour ago |
| I can’t believe people think satellites are real |
| My neighbor outside is mowing his lawn completely shirtless in front of my girlfriend should I call the cops? 🤬 |
| I guess still hurts though |
| The funniest thing 🥭 can do is just leave iran and act like this never happened and let everyone else figure it out |
| it’s a requirement at my house. . . |
| metric dollars is insane lmao |
| Gotta get something arranged before market opens |
| I am delighted that I haven't personally seen a single post about Hyperliquid this weekend |
| My QQQ puts are worth more than the europoor petrol prices |
| It’s going to the moon. Don’t miss out. /s |
| The next admin, presumably 🫏, will have to deal with the 08 style crash. I’m sure it’s all being timed and orchestrated to be their fault |
| sideways |
| Maybe I should |
| you're abusing your free emoji allotment |
| Calls are back on the menu stupid fucks 🚀🚀 |
| for real this time pinky swear |
| With Jared and Steve?\n\nGreat… |
| Seriously WTF (SOXS sad) |
| We’ve all been there |
| Put the fries in the bag |
| I feel the attrocities in the mid 1800's to 1960's were just as bad if not worse than the stuff from the dark ages.\n\nIts actually a challenge to dive deep into it. One topic is enough for most brains.\n\n- The mad hatter epidemic 🤡🫳🫴🎩🪦\n\n- Radium girls ☢️👄💄\n\n- The phossy jaw epidemic 😷🎭\n\n- The gauley bridge incident 🤜🏿👩🏿🦲🤛🏿\n\n- Minamata Mercury incident ☠️🐱😻🐱😻🐱☠️\n\n- Asbestos of Wittenoom 😤🤧\n\nYep thats enough. 🚪\n\n |
| Lollllll Sunday of course before futures open. Why the fuck not. |
| Very close to a fun pie I made the other day. \n\nReplace Korean index with Apple, and S&P500 with Intel/Samsung. \n\n |
| pakistan saving ma fuking calls |
| Lol idc anymore |
| Damn, that’s EMT money. Might be tempting when I go back to the States |
| Thanks, fortune cookie |
| How can the market still care about this shit?? So ridiculous. |
| should i go the \n\n"plate my cats breakfast with me"\n\nor the guess which flavor drink is on the other side of the box\n\nin my influencer career path |
| Before the market opens. Any deal made now will be kept secret. USA will pay an extra 100B for Iran to say that they are getting $0. |
| Sucks to be a europoor |
| Thank god I got out of SOXS at "only" -40%, that thing has been getting absolutely crushed. Gov unironically needs to do some wellness checks on shareholders |
| The whole point is they're not closely aligned with either side but are still a major country with positive appraisals in both. |
| I like it to have layers. It's complicated |
| Its amazing how even a single red day is intolerable. So much mental gymnastics and news cycles are peddled to continuously pump the market. Why is even a small correction so painful?\n\nMeanwhile retail expects a 1% pump on the S&P500 every single day. AI is the same grift that crypto was a few years ago. Hyperscalers like MSFT & META keep throwing money at AI and nothing to show for it. |
| At least you can brag about buying the most overvalued stock at the top of the 2020s bubble. That will make for some interesting stories during lunch break at Wendy’s. |
| We print the K shape up and send inflation to the poors, middle class savers. |
| How many dimensions of chess are we on now? I lost count. |
| Whiplash me bitch. I paid extra |
| Iirc their own paper projects something like 5% launch business, 10% sats, 85% Xai + X ? Please excuse me if I misread, misunderstood or oversimplified things, buy in my smooth brain that sounds like ipo offered at 135, 135-85%= 20 = bull price target (for space sector of the company if on its own). Subtracting another -35% for minimal safety cushion gives me median of 13 or so - and to call it opportunity with any conviction I'd need another 30% discount :p \n\nHope for us all it doesn't get there tho, |
| Dont forget about the deal |
| This miserable-go-round(cause it sure as fuck isn’t merry) is going to continue indefinitely until the US cuts funding to Israel, because Israel will keep fucking up any agreement us and Iran come to. |
| Good guy Pakistan |
| I declare that I've closed my Hormuz after taking a dump in the toilet. |
| I assume the public headlines about every second of this process is leading to everyone involved insider trading the vol….. I’m realizing this could be a typical process behind the scenes in the past, just without making every minute a public headline |
| Uh oh, they’ve been reading your Reddit comments |
| RIP, can’t believe Joe really went that way |
| Might happen Wednesday AH(MU earnings) |
| Tension is building inside, steadily |
| Talks big and says the right things. \n\nFed is still printing money and ignoring inflation though. \n\nWaiting for actions ultimately not words and jawboning. |
| \n\n"It's Vance's fault"\n\n\- Don Tzu |
| This is absolutely exhausting. |
| So, which direction do you think SPCX will go on Monday overall? (Not long term) |
| https://preview.redd.it/d7ndru2hai8h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6395e4119193c85a78e7c450a7d5583a2a8b7691 |
| 'An Israeli military official said Hezbollah fired more than 50 projectiles at Israeli forces in southern Lebanon overnight, and that Israel had attacked what it described as Hezbollah targets in response.'\n\nIs southern Lebanon just code name for Israel nowadays |
| the equalizer |
| I like your picks. I also hope on GTA 6 |
| He ain’t no JPOW 😤 |
| They don’t need leverage? They’re just trying to be mediators. |
| ChatGPT is that way buddy |
| So we aren't going to avoid utter bedlam in a few weeks? |
| Fine, YouTube shorts, I will watch \nMoneyball today |
| Also mezcal > tequila 😤 |
| Anyone here get a random texts asking for your opinion on antisemitism?\n\nSounds like a trap. |
| I'm visualizing little boy Pepe with tears holding an uncrustables. |
| No body likes you Pakistan. Shut the fuck up! |
| Irrelevant until they make Israel sign off as well. |
| reminder that the weekend dow is already down -0.25% and that indicates blood red futes tomorrow |
| I'm still waiting for the MU & SNDK bears to give a coherent bear case that makes sense 🖕😂🖕 |
| You are getting Alanis Morissette drunk? 👀 |
| Fool me once… a fool can’t get fooled again |
| I’m boss tired. |
| Gonna have to disagree that wealth or money mean nothing in the current world. It's possible that Elon Musk is the singular biggest thing proving everything you said is....misguided. |
| On a persons port\* |
| They got 🥭 doing twitter polls now to determine policy changes |
| What are they gonna do, force Israel to pull out of Lebanon? |
| Thats what dreams are made of brother! |
| Trump thought that he would win with a three of a kind\n\nBut Iran had a Strait |
| So already having remote job wouldn't help, then. |
| No |
| https://preview.redd.it/d318cqo3ai8h1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74d952500d6ca2e8cd657dd5ce91091bcb6dc53a |
| No one is prepared for a -20% memory week 🤌 |
| Same as it ever was. |
| I don't believe it. |
| Another Docusign deal just in time for futures PAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP 📈📈📈📈📈🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂 |
| It’s on the website! |
| Holy shit dude you really should stick to cash 😂 just delete this now little bro\n\nLet me make this easy for you :^)\n\nOP shorted at 171!!!!\n\nOP is still at a loss PLUS INTEREST because the stock is at 181!!!\n\nI know math must be very difficult for an absolute brainlet like yourself but 171 is less than 181. Holy shit I know that was hard now quit replying to me before you embarrass yourself again |
| Reddit needs to do something about Indian and AIPAC bots. One glass at the profile and it’s obvious |
| They’ll agree on something and Bibi will just bomb Libanon for the hell of it and back to closing the Strait again. |
| You have no idea the physical and mental toll 41 end of war announcements does to a retail investor. |
| Ivory coast ain't fucking around german bros\n\n |
| They keep shrinking uncrustables.. im shorting SJM at open |
| Fully committed to committing. |
| can i add tequila to my alani |
| They got call options 🤣 |
| \+3% on each new negotiation, flat to -1% on each failed attempt. It’s not manipulation, it’s fundamentals! |
| Need this in a Iran War version, somebody\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8yf5wtot9i8h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01394754c57ff5d0943c77ae84bcd291e60865a2 |
| I think market opening up red then buy the dip would be much better tbh |
| Who approved this design? My god plz hire competent people |
| Sad |
| Lmao. |
| 2x S&P is risky but so is active trading, and unlike active trading which has negative EV, leveraging the market at least gets you returns. That's not to say some people don't manage to get similar returns or better with relatively better volatility, but just that before you learn that you're the rare example of a highly skilled trader, you have to accept risk in order to bet on yourself. Even if you trade conservatively, based on well diversified portfolios, and are willing to step out if you get disconfirming evidence of your skill, the portion of time that you're not putting your money in a low risk vehicle like low-leverage indexes with a simple supplementary income source will act like a lot of risk. There are very few people who can a priori claim that if they started trading, the risk they're taking on is not larger than the risk of a leveraged US equities market fund. |
| I need a shorty who is gonna call me tally |
| Pamp it |
| Just sign the deal so I can sell my meta and avgo calls |
| Pakistan being real G’s. Protectin’ ma gains! Israel on the other hand… |
| Just make sure not to send in a DRAFT from the POTUS first lmao |
| # 🥸: see you after 2 weeks, LMAO🤌 |
| Imposing Tolls isn't "Guardian Angel" behavior because Angels aren't scumbag mobsters last I heard. 🙄 |
| Wth. Why are the negotiations continuing, I thought we had a deal or was the deal not really a deal but a deal to negotiate on a deal, and if we come to a deal how will we know when everyone makes false claims about a deal, when there’s actually no deal but we need a deal? |
| What is Wall Street Bets opinion of Kevin Warsh as Fed Chairman after his press conference? |
| Round and round we go again |
| Whatever deal is worked, Israel will fuck it up again |
| Its amazing how even a single red day is intolerable. So much mental gymnastics and news cycles are peddled to continuously pump the market. Why is even a small correction so painful?\n\nMeanwhile retail expects a 1% pump on the S&P500 every single day. AI is the same grift that crypto was a few years ago. Hyperscalers like MSFT & META keep throwing money at AI and nothing to show for it. |
| Degiro |
| Can we be done with this shit already? |
| Who the fuck is we? \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5t207ttj9i8h1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db86cefa60042aefab3acc0c67c378d1010570c2 |
| 5000th times the charm |
| I need the type of head that makes you fart after |
| You have no idea the physical toll that three deals have on a person |
| 🐝 🐝 not satisfied until WW3 |
| Lmfaoooooooooooooooooo\n\nDude got scared when the UK mob showed up lmfaoooo |
| Calls on round talks? |
| Now that’s too dammbaaad |
| Ain’t that just fucking something that literally NOTHING has changed with this big ordeal about the MOU?! It will continue to be “talks going well” and “we are close to a deal.” Only difference COULD be if there actually is an oil shortage. But there was supposed to be one weeks ago as well. |
| pakistan 🤝 my investments |
| Idiot Redditors don’t know the difference between McDonald corporate and franchise owners having to pay workers $20 an hour |
| should be good for another +20% on soxl |
| Why is bibi trying to bomb my port constantly |
| No, you’ll have to win some more!!! |
| Same here, bro. Calls are so fuk Monday... Gas probably gonna go thru the roof too |
| Peace and using women as sex slaves. Its their fortitude. |
| How are you averaging the returns? By the stock price assuming an equal amount invested in each stock? Or simply adding all the numbers and dividing by 10 - which will be wrong |
| # Axios Presents…\n\n# “The Reacharound Peace Deal” |
| Im tired of this grandpa |
| switzerland’s kinda an odd spot for secret talks huh |
| open this whoremuz or whatever its called |
| buttcorn is up today\n\npeekend wow is flat\n\nblack monday inc according to bears |
| Yaay |
| Its amazing how even a single red day is intolerable. So much mental gymnastics and news cycles are peddled to continuously pump the market. Why is even a small correction so painful?\n\nMeanwhile retail expects a 1% pump on the S&P500 every single day. AI is the same grift that crypto was a few years ago. Hyperscalers like MSFT & META keep throwing money at AI and nothing to show for it. The capitulation will be biblical and we'll watch the dump with great interest. |
| Those are feelings. Like when you watch a sad movie. Real life physics doesn't apply. |
| "OMG 😱 AN ELON STOCK JUST WENT DOWN EVERYONE GET THE CAMERA"\n\nFirst time here? \n\nOP is still retarded and definitely did not time his short correctly for it matter.\n\nAnd you're ultra mega retarded if you're gonna keep coming back to keep score on an Elon stock because I promise we will continue to clown you |
| Same man, calls ded |
| Pakistan is back being TACO's proxy |
| Rinse and repeat. Just keep pumping baby |
| Pakistan definitely has money in semiconductors, they’re always intervening at critical times lmao |
| It's a bull market so, "buy dips and take profits?" \nMU, NBIS, and FIX were some of the best money makers. \nI got in early on NBIS (first lots were like $36 and then stopped around $70)\n\nThe fact that hood didn't crush it, surprises me is all. |
| I can stop whenever I want. I just willingly choose not to because it's fun 😁 |
| thats where i ended up. |
| round 72 about to start, cant fucking wait. Well done pakistan you bunch of peace lovers |
| You're fine. they will pump monday with 11'th hour deal. Puts on tuesday |
| bitcoin\n\n**ethereum**\n\n# cryptocurrency |
| Do you think international exchanges have US stocks or...? |
| I'm tired boss. |
| Ibkr does that every 🅱️eekend |
| Good to see everyone is committed to continuing negotiations about continuing negotiations. |
| Putin has more power in UK than PM |
| Rip my calls Monday, back to being broke again |
| Just in time for next week's Taco Tuesday |
| CALLS ON PEACE 🇺🇸 |
| Bye |
| Why not skip the banker and fund her directly? |
| Do you? |
| Do you think international exchanges that don't share US holidays were closed Friday or...? |
| Snip snap snip snap. |
| \-20 cold +20 warm :’) |
| If weekend thread already stopped thinking and talking about the straight of hormuz the market definitely has \n\n\+1% gap up Monday on nobody cares |
| wear a WSB tshirt or it doesn't count |
| Klarna |
| https://preview.redd.it/g0n7j00d8i8h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f5b875a5df910c3afe428fcdc086357662d481b\n\nCan you tell where i discovered options? And caught a few MU Ws. |
| Starmer going to resign on Monday. How many is that in a row? UK is in shambles |
| less profit always beats zero profit |
| Fellow Europoor\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/awtd2hid8i8h1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec228d2219462bb531c62332c689a448f09a67c3 |
| 🤓: Hey boss, I'm retiring in 2 weeks. My ass got rich off SanDisk & Micron\n\n🥸: But you're only 31 and you're a great asset to the company!!\n\n🤓: Yah I know boss, but I made my mind. |
| I am a random commenter. |
| Anyone counting how many deals we have signed till now? What is the next number for the deal? |
| What's funny is that literally every oil bull that looked at that deal predicted exactly this happening. Iran knows they have leverage, why the fuck would they not take everything they have ever wanted, including guarantees on Lebanon, Gaza, Yemen, etc. |
| I certainly will. Unless it opens way below 1100 tomorrow night |
| shhh don't mention it. Agent Orange may cancel the holiday when he finds out |
| I asked for 100, got 10. |
| Bought almost $700k of intc and mu on margin last Wednesday. Praise be to Allah. |
| there's this tech youtuber i watch who is otherwise pretty good\n\nbut he is convinced that he can call the top of the ai bubble\n\noh you sweet summer regard |
| Just serve the drinks please. |
| It did and yet people are still taking Zepbound and Mounjaro (especially) instead of any biosimilars. |
| I've never bought any crypto in my life and I am very okay never doing so. Lmao |
| Which app are you using? |
| There are even signs end consumers are holding off on seasonal oil derivative purchases (like German heating oil) in anticipation of the strait opening and oil dropping. As a result, we now have even more demand pent up because consumption never dropped |
| These are gonna print. I haven't touched any LLY options but Im holding shares right now and probably will be for the next 10+ years. Definitely the best long term hold out there outside of the AI space rn |
| please do this |
| We should thank sleepy joe for buying us an extra day before the casino opens. |
| Peace Deal will be magically all wrapped up and ready to sign on Monday\n\nMarkets will pump, Tues Cease fire is broken markets goes sideways until next Monday |
| fuck rolls. their coldfire laser never got used! |
| Nobody on the leader board is in the club house. I love rounds in the US open....they try to embarra.....I mean "challenge" the boys\n\nEdit: Scottie is the only guy who consistently makes Tiger kind of shots anymore. Fantastic |
| Thank you for correcting me. No, the AI is more accurate than I; I have a serious memory problem because of a traumatic brain injury. |
| Haha, yeah, for better or worse, I’m waiting for lock up expiries and some earnings. Even with the dreck, it seems like a bright future for the company when things settle down a bit. And who knows? Maybe they’ll \*actually\* get data centers in space? (Looks like China is trying.) In which case, the AI makes sense. A single digit share price would be pretty wild, fs. |
| What’s the point of living in a building with a pool if there are no hot chicks in bikinis 👙😤 |
| Hey currently in bar looking at wsb chat. Woman keeps looking at me and now asked to take a picture for her friend group. Is that a sign or am i reading too much into this |
| It's MU, ain't it? Yup... |
| i agree. 0 frozen. 100 boiling. they made it simple and that terrifies americans |
| Under every gain post, there is a salty ber commenting “everyone is a genius in a bull market”\n\nIf you’re not making money even in a bull market then I don’t know what to say |
| Can’t wait to get my DODGE check an put it all on MU |
| Mine think I live to drive around to pokemon vending machines, buy them sushi, daily $cmg, gamepass subscriptions, $40 biweekly broccoli haircuts, and starbucks.\n\nThey're teenagers too. |
| metres per stone |
| how is blackberry still around?? |
| I did the RR play too. The one and only British company that hasn't fucked me. |
| she knows intuitively to avoid MSFT and META |
| So so right! |
| Also, fellow android user. 😅 |
| market crapped on rheinmettal for a missed delivery to next qtr |
| Got shat on sharing my port earlier in fidelity sub. I guess they really dont like options. |
| Hellloooooo mommy |
| They belong here |
| Why don't I get this kind of luck? Just 20% YoY over the last 8 years. |
| I don't care for crispy onions |
| So is facing reality |
| The fact that they invited you to an interview screams PUTS to me |
| My dudes, I’ve figured it all out…\n\nBe the U.S. Treasury Secretary.\n\nPrint money. A lot.\n\nSell naked oil options and futures at ridiculously low prices using said printed money.\n\nWhat could go wrong? |
| My oldest just started driving, and thinks gas is free. I feel you. |
| I’m rich 🤑 🤌 |
| why not diversify with SOXL? |
| Per my prediction, MU will reach 5k by the end of 2026. So be patient and optimistic. |
| Are you going to yolo into rr come monday...? |
| AI can fix this. Bullish |
| the Strait is closed |
| bro, you've good some amazing calls, are you not following your own DD? |
| That’s for red 📉 days |
| Just saying tech day events usually result in sell the news |
| The symbol kind of looks like a British pound that just got out of a cold pool. |
| Edvard Munch, The Scream. He made a view different versions. Love this painting. Bro is so lost that it hurts. \n\nEdit: I believe you are pretty close with your first guess. I read decades ago that he had the idea after visiting his mental ill sister in a sanatorium or so. |
| The chili isn’t going to make itself! |
| yeah those reddit ads for Anthropic.... |
| The Cocksucker! That's my gf's favorite cocktail |
| Spelled 7oz whiskey 🥃 wrong |
| He got deep fried |
| Thank you for correcting me, it's about sin and punishment, mentioned in The Brothers Karamazov... Sorry, my memory is having serious problems because of traumatic brain injury. |
| No, you need to be optimistic in life. Optimism is key to success. |
| Jurgen Klopp smacking his lips 👄 \n\nHe’s gonna be the new NT coach if Germans 🇩🇪 keep playing like this and crash out early |
| Is a metric call the same as a put then? |
| does not matter |
| 😂 |
| when theres no more cocaine to sell |
| I love anthropic but I am concerned that it's founded and lead by a guy who always looks like he is in the middle of sharting his pants\n\nI haven't seen one Pic of this dude that doesn't have that very uncomfortable "ah fuk that was not a fart" look on his face |
| Toast |
| where is the all time??? I call it fake there is a weird symbol and the commas are all in the wrong places. |
| We’re all going to hell |
| Actually, british stones |
| Too far, too fast bro.. a major pullback is inevitable |
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| options flow do be snake oil, true |
| You will be first to fomo when altseason begins |
| u have a lot of skill investing even my gains are looses |
| 1 oz whiskey 🥃 \n\n1 oz triple sec\n\n1/2 oz freshly squeezed lemon 🍋 juice\n\n1/2 oz simple syrup\n\n4 oz lemon 🍋 soda\n\nLemon wedge for garnish\n\nAdd ice 🧊😮💨 |
| Yes |
| https://preview.redd.it/2gixxk2s6i8h1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dde4db85d78f9a51ab25e9ae5a11a86a421c0e28 |
| What do you think it pumps to before the dump? |
| Do you not know that Costco released a perfect clone of Celsius for half the price? |
| it went up 10% after hours to when I normals sell but I thought lock the gains in now |
| Italy PM: if I piss this guy off enough to lose another war to Italy, I could ask for $300b too |
| self-reflection |
| My sons think I have a bottomless supply of money. |
| I might buy calls actually they got real cheap |
| Its about timing the market with more volatile assets. You can't be top blasting after it just did 5x in a year. And people here still think they made a correct decision not buying it at 20k even though it's still 3x gain from previous lows. They are blinded by irrational hate cause they failed to jump in and it's in their face for last 10 years. |
| We can but in practice we can't. \n\nOtherwise we would not have accepted such a humiliating outcome.\n\nPolitically there is no will by Americans who are afraid of sendi boots. Our deficit is massive and we're printing money to avoid defaulting, though soft defaulting in the process.\n\nWe can't actually afford a war without dangerously depleting out military. The iranians are very aware of the reality that we can't. Which is why they can dictate terms of our surrender. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kuebngwl6i8h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b69122f2bd1443ccd8e82cd82a74d994754267ff |
| What are you the Govt? |
| $300b to Italy eom |
| My hope is they are a decamillionaire and this was their pocket lint. |
| Bro it’s 8.5k. Relax lol you didn’t make a mil |
| Memory and Semi's. |
| Hummus open or closed? I'm confused |
| buy BIRD |
| Finger twist or plot twist. Either will be satisfying. |
| https://preview.redd.it/6j8va3hg6i8h1.png?width=294&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c237caf134e7f6da3ced063905ce4aa28d7a7cf\n\n |
| Actually interested in Sunbelt earnings this week. Am in construction, and everyone uses them all of the time. Building anything (condos or datacenters) requires equipment, and companies usually rent vs buy. |
| I'm alright, but I'm also europoor.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/oh1jz0kg6i8h1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=3dce886051106689a03651946ca80eec0c1f1934 |
| Germany what are you doing bro 😭😭 |
| I only trade stocks unfortunately |
| 2 days later. Op was right. Be up 15% in a day |
| What the fuck am I supposed to be doing? |
| AI bots are getting sloppy and pathetic. Raskolnikov is the main character in Crime and Punishment and Tolstoy didn't even write The Brothers Karamazov. |
| Yes. Stand by, they are working on it. Thanks for your patience. |
| u have money to tip strippers? |
| While you are right, I think its only right to point out that the safety of any given GA flight depends entirely on the condition of the aircraft, the weather, and the decisions a pilot makes with/in that aircraft. I’ve seen many GA pilots fly and make decisions to fly where I would not. I’ve seen many GA pilots who simply never cared to get their certificate.\n\nIf you do go up in a GA airplane, ask the pilot what their personal minimums are. If they can’t pull them out and discuss them with you and why each one is important - don’t go. |
| me with GeV. bought it at 530 sold at 20% gain |
| bank of america is down lol, web and app. bullish |
| Sorry mate, had a bad mood. With those percentages you'll be richer than most of us here (we'll contribute to the goal by losing). |
| I don't think he's okay, he needs to visit his psychiatrist. This is not normal IMO |
| can we have war on again. we need those fake ceasefire deals to perma pump the market |
| Of what? META's been eating shit for a year. |
| Spacex |
| https://preview.redd.it/eay6ng956i8h1.png?width=608&format=png&auto=webp&s=e90755a019049bca0fb7be2b702380a809a205b2 |
| If you remove all my losses I've been very profitable |
| That’s why always sell by Friday and Stay Cash |
| You may not like him personally but the facts are more in line if you would say this in the mirror. \n\nGood luck 👍 |
| Man that's so true |
| "X Money" [is already a thing](https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/crypto/articles/elon-musks-x-money-offers-223106969.html) (in beta testing, I think full rollout is on Elon time). |
| Hey guys, although 80% of floating MU shares are owned by hedge funds, I am quite confident that they will not dump it. So be optimistic. |
| Yes, lets play on italian stocks |
| He will be stuck in the queue to get the "permesso di soggiorno" |
| Hormuz casino is open. Jackpot is quite a banger |
| it is a weird post but also true and people defending elon are cringe and even bigger losers since theyre as unintelligent as he is but also poor. |
| I feel like this is about to be me with RKLB and LUNR if it isn't already. |
| Raskolnikov is a character in Dostoyevsky's Crime and Punishment. |
| SpaceX is structured so that it will only ever be controlled by Musk or his heir. His votes are the only ones that will ever matter. Also it is very difficult for shareholders to sue SpaceX thanks to Texas law. If they do sue they aren't allowed to subpoena things like texts and emails.\n |
| Rather lose money than this shit be closed |
| man tell us your secrets !!! |
| He is absolutely brilliant at investing, hyping up investors, political corruption, taking credit for the work of others and convincing morons that he is a super genius. \n\nThings he is bad at: building rockets, designing cars, writing code, being a decent human being, and caring about people who aren't conservative white men. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rgp1zlrt5i8h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4a354fc93664dbc22e8a6c0e8b9f3c27ba16252 |
| Elon brought home Astronauts stuck in space. Catches rockets mid air. Sounds like a winner to me. |
| Bruhs I hear mango is fabricating about fabs? |
| I feel like absolute fucking buns bro |
| VPNs |
| bought sandisk at 200 sold for 5% gain |
| Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 37 times, stupid noob |
| https://preview.redd.it/ur328wjn5i8h1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9734ea5351a329cf722a87cff4916a0c9984dbf\n\n \nStill holding for $1500! |
| Open the fuckin' casino you crazy bastards! Praise be to Allah. |
| Can it stay closed for the first 30min to sell my puts and then reopen with a grandeur deal being signed for my calls? |
| yeah we can. try |
| Bird of a conmen flock together. |
| No, stay strong. It will reach 5k by the end of 2026. |
| 🍟 ➡️ 👜 |
| https://preview.redd.it/no0qspnh5i8h1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a108289a16649147348fd762e4344ddc524762 |
| So... Robinhood's "all equity, we'll manage it for you" beat the S&P 500 by only 0.05%.\n\nMy all equity account beat the S&P 500 by 42% and I SUCK AT THIS. |
| But fireworks are basically lighting money on fire, isn't that what we do best? |
| Anything else you can think of? Lmao |
| The basement dwelling Redditors are big mad at Elon becoming the first trillionaire lmao |
| I am not Stacy 😤 |
| Exactly! Nobody told me that a holiday meant not being able to loose money in the casino! If I knew that, I would have said no! |
| Do you think that the market was open for non-americans on Friday or...? |
| ooooo going through my comments now? lmao sad |
| Are we all probing our aholes with our fingers to prepare ourselves for mondays drop? |
| Sounds like someone’s butthurt that they were a dumbass with their money and can’t handle a L. I’m sure he, just like the rest of us don’t give a fuck about you’re rant you’re cringe af with this lol |
| Fuck holidays, I want to see my port bleed. |
| Don't feed the trolls |
| https://preview.redd.it/my09bvrc5i8h1.jpeg?width=1467&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b60d524938580267c0ee57a0525743cd75b0223 |
| Dear diary |
| Why is this shit here? Wtf happened to this subs moderation.\n |
| Sounds like someone is jealous they’re not a trillionaire |
| You have the intelligence of an r/news poster. Neither is a ponzi |
| Thanks Obama |
| No money buys a clean consciousness.\n...\nMuch to my sadness I have neither money nor clean consciousness. |
| and ber starts with b |
| wheres that guy that said he put his entire $300k into spcx at $221 lol |
| Fugeddaboudit |
| If you don't want money Venmo me plz and ty |
| Actually, he might threaten tariffs. There definitely could be a play here. |
| You're right I should have added a comma between moment and bag7 |
| They’re a multimillionaire but yeah they got fucked lmao |
| Lmao noob |
| It is time to invest in MU now. |
| Wtf does this have to do with wallstreetbets. Take your political bullshit out of here. We are here to make money, not listen to you whine like a pussy. |
| I'm shorting MU tomorrow night. This shit is out of control |
| https://preview.redd.it/4ge93il65i8h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dc353406e3b54caa3a807a1465ac607c946395e |
| No crying in the casino |
| Who is gonna tell him? |
| Inverse the sentiment |
| Just fucking flatten them at this point, tired of this ping pong shit of open and closed |
| Your mom's hot |
| Me after my SpaceX investments at $215/share |
| Well Epstein didnt wanna be around him. |
| lmao the projection in that post is something else |
| Wait, they are gonna pay countries? 🤣 |
| After cuba and greenland. They're safe for now |
| Many people don't know, or assume, that dumb ends in b. |
| I don’t like when markets are closed, it means I don’t get to lose fucking money |
| https://preview.redd.it/y4p0r5q15i8h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f842c45a67cd6ca17022ffbb42025b2c5499a4e |
| Sign me up!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/gj5e3wf05i8h1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed46a5eb9f462d84340a6225ec20479b35827f05 |
| Hegseth couldn’t even defeat Iran 😤 |
| you know i felt the same about sandisk at $800 and never invested in it. |
| My family doesn’t understand why I’m complaining all the time that there are too many stupid holidays! |
| I think he might have. He tagged me using his alt account on X and promised me a million in crypto if I shared his posts with my friends and family #blessedup |
| Sir this is a casino not your therapists office |
| And he spends all day running around in your head... How does he find the time?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jtg8j71z4i8h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f1b063687a0e504284d1bc6dcc2a8bbb87630bf |
| Its 96 now, due to inflation |
| It’s fucking hot 🥵 |
| 🔫the dip of the dippity dip dipped dippidy dip |
| Looks like TACO might invade ITALY after the verbal back and forth by italian PM |
| That is only true for airliners, general aviation aircraft (like this case here) are actually much more dangerous being around 10x worse than driving a car. |
| u mad? |
| Do you need a hug? Tell us how you're really feeling |
| If you truly want him to lose , you personally should invest in his companies and watch how it will collapse next day. |
| "JUST IN: TACO says the U.S. could impose future tolls in the Strait of Hormuz as “Guardian Angel” reimbursement if no final deal is reached." |
| Correct answer. Calls |
| your bags? |
| It was under $300 6 months ago.. what did you expect? |
| No crying in the casino |
| https://preview.redd.it/uswcmrqo4i8h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=5824d3053b1791b572984dbe479250ed8068ca36\n\n |
| If you had internal peace, happiness, and contentment you wouldn’t have so much rage within you |
| Wealthy father, wealthy frenemies |
| What makes you think we’re gamblers? |
| https://preview.redd.it/mgc84gsl4i8h1.jpeg?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fe98d805f3068f43939ed4d1a84d9f96a5cef8c |
| This makes you lower than whale shit bra |
| One has got to bottom feed, moar den duh uvver. |
| can I borrow some money tho lol |
| Thinking is dangerous |
| I just checked and from the pre earnings high of $461 on march 18, it dropped around 30% to $321 on march 30.\n \nSo there’s definitely the possibility of a nasty dump after earnings\n\nThis is a good example of why it’s easier to ride out shares with this kind of volatility. \nWe all know the run it has made since. \n \nShort term options would get destroyed with that kind of drop. |
| So you didn’t previously know that people like you are the cash cow for the early investors and principles wanting cash out? Sorry Lucy, you too dumb for this game. |
| U mad 😂 |
| "A true bear run" doesn't exist anymore |
| Yk I’m no specialist on the matter but I have a sneaking suspicion that having so much money that I’d never have to think about money again would actually have quite a drastic difference on my wellbeing |
| The weather man’s right more often and that mother fuckers wrong ALL the time |
| He's such a loser he has to pay people to boost him in video games. Imagine not even having friends to boost you for free like a normal person, it doesn't get lower than that. Same with getting laid by the way but this is reddit so I know that's too much for people to relate to. |
| “a mentally ill drug addict who shitposts bigoted slop all day on the internet and is under the illusion that wealth or money mean anything in this immaterial “ - AKA The Average redditor on Wallstreetbets |
| I am dying |
| this is satire or what ? |
| theres a genuine mental illness of SF residents hating AI and being poor lol |
| Blackberry to the moon! |
| They will take it down soon enough . Kinda their thing. Also its the weekend and probably still nursing the hangover. |
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| Words can't explain it, trust. |
| People will panic sell. But we cannot blame them as 80% of MU shares are owned by hedge funds. If they decide to dump, even Jesus cannot help. |
| You're just jalous mine is bigger than yours |
| Do the ladies still like a good old fashioned round of 69? |
| But will this fix my calls before July 17th |
| fun fact it's actually the musical definition of retarded in this song |
| Uhhhh give it to me |
| You’re making money |
| Just ask OP. |
| Thanks. Lets tank the scam now. |
| OP delivers |
| Good tax write off strategy. And a lotto chance to win big. |
| I don't know what's worse, this sentence or the fact I understand it |
| lol |
| Puts? |
| Why what happened man? |
| reading is hard |
| There will be. Eventually. |
| After reading comments in seveal subreddits, it seems like MU is doomed. |
| Why don't you go buy some more naked SPCX calls after mortgaging your mother's home for the third time? |
| As a former insider, there’s plenty more downside potential. |
| even I got into both |
| They were broke by Friday. |
| Dad wants to go check out the farmer's market so I'm taking him there. Making memories. |
| Just imagine all the losers who are out doing dumb things with silly blondes and brunettes on a Saturday, while the winners circle is in congregation here in this sub, LMAO |
| Why’d you list this as discussion? \n\nIt’s more of a crash out lol |
| They've only released 5% of the float for pubic trading. They want to pump the price on low volume before dumping the load. |
| Anyways just put the fries in my ass bro.... |
| Mega cap tech trading at 22x forward earnings , worst bubble ever |
| I don't think your posting in the right sub because we, or at least I am here to make money or whine when I've lost money, not to be enlightened with spirituality💰💰💰You might try r/simpleliving, r/conciousness, r/minimalism, r/anxiety or perhaps r/povertyfinance because you sound pretty bitter! |
| All Claudes have already been replaced in the last year, rip |
| Happy to be stupid if I’m a trillionaire |
| I know someone who dropped $200k on SPCX Monday \n |
| lol wtf is this |
| Last chance to buy CELH at those prices. Added benefit that its a consumer product so it goes up when the market goes down. Dont miss out |
| Imagine hating Elon and thus buying SpaceX puts.... |
| Dude, MU is in the sweet spot right now. It's estimated net income for 2027 is $135B. That's net profit, not revenue. For comparison, META's net income for 2027 is about $80B, MSFT's is $143B, AAPL's is $141B, and GOOG's is $79B. MU's generating more cash flow than META and GOOG for FY2027. I don't think this one is coming back down just yet.\n\nOn the flip side, you get to see how much unrealized gains you would have if you bought the shares instead. |
| Put the fries in the bag bro |
| Buy 25% of what you were planning to buy now and buy more after MU earrings. At least that’s what I plan on doing Monday. |
| Can't wait to lose money on Monday. Having the same balance for three daulys is unbearable! |
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| On January 3, 1889, Nietzsche (1844-1900), living near Piazza Carlo Alberto in Turin, Italy, was taking a walk when he noticed a crowd watching an old stable hand whipping a reluctant horse.\n\nThis great German philosopher rushed forward, embraced the old horse's neck, and wept, saying: "My suffering friend!"\n\nFive days later, the 45-year-old Nietzsche entered a decade-long period of erratic madness before dying. His last identifiable words during those days were: "Mother, I'm so stupid." Nietzsche admired Dostoevsky. In the first part of \*Crime and Punishment\*, the protagonist Rodion Raskolnikov dreams of a thin, old horse being forced by its owner, Mikolka, to pull an overloaded wagon. The onlookers jeering, and Mikolka relentlessly whips the horse with an iron rod, eventually beating it to death. Young Raskolnikov rushed to embrace the dead horse, kissed its bleeding head, and wept bitterly. |
| No crying at the casino. |
| HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA Exactly what I was thinking |
| people say time in the market matters the most but oh boy i sold my positions last week and many of the stocks i held tanked 10+%. Now the peacedeal cancel bullshit again... I will gladly buy the discounts thanks orangeman |
| We don't know, go back and ask them |
| 😭😭 |
| Free lap dance by 🐻 |
| The biggest loser is laughing his way to the bank. |
| Yes, but is it better with rice? |
| thats what apple did |
| Tried to sneak antibiotics to his wife for std. anti clap roofie |
| 🥀 |
| Seems like someone thinks becoming a trillionaire is easy. |
| i'm actually a garret dweller |
| She said she knows nothing about stocks just buying a few shares here and there |
| Not to brag, but I make over a million cents 😏 |
| Hopefully MSFT opens at $400 and keeps going all week! |
| Imagine worrying and thinking about a trillionare who doesn’t give a sht about you |
| i used linux windows and mac os on the same machine until they forced tpm |
| ASML is majority owned by US-based investors. It has headquarters in Netherlands and that has legal implications but it's hardly a Dutch company anymore. |
| And if he said that at $20k or $40k? Lol |
| Haha the tradefather never looses my child |
| You know what I disagree. As it turns out I would even call Elon a winner |
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| wdc to $1000 soon |
| Probably temporarily had an extra one from this “hot girl.” |
| If the “oil must flow” the strait would never have closed for months to begin with |
| Bro minted more millionaires than your bank account value |
| We’re all poor here buddy. Household income of over half a milly but that don’t mean much anymore in this day and age. We’re closer to the poorest regards here than we are to the .001% |