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Thoughts on $NAKA???
Silver still green so bull run still in tact?
Tank for first flight blew up, new rocket delayed into 2027. Will fall further
After market 🙄
Lol wtf it dumped
Days like this make me wanna take the buffettpill and full port XOM & KO.
Oh wow thanks I had no idea until I read this
Im scared
Yea mango mentioned it but lets see if anything actually happens
Tomorrow is Tuesday
Insert dick joke here
Can the effing SCOTUS make their ruling already? This shit is just banana. Congress control the money for hundreds of years, and now we have an orange with the ability to turn everything into a banana republic.
Does RH wait till the next trading day to allow buys? WTH I feel like a poor person but my account is north of 25k
RIP UNH... Cheeto admin proposing flat rates for Medicare... some repub rep who sits on house healthcare subcommittee sold off his entire $500K position last week... nothing to see here!!!!!
Taco Tits to the rescue
He learned one thing in grade school and called it a day
Definitely possible. With most end of lock ups, shares start trading down two to three days before in anticipation. That didn’t happen here, given the massive sell off the previous week or so. \n\nOn the other hand, 90M+ shares unlock tomorrow and I can see a number of holders wanting to take something off the table. We’ll know one way or another at the open.
I have puts as well, but it's hard to say how well Elon's bullshit Optimus/Cybercab pumping will work this cycle
Finally i hope all these silver bulls will shut up now for at least 1 day, i got silver but they are obnoxious as shit
Just bought some UNH.
big brother is watching everything
They don't report until tomorrow tho. The drop was mango driven
Do they make their cell phones out of wood?
I think TACO say that Iran want to make a deal a few hours ago
Like the delay to release the E files?
That's a lot for an explorer level mining company. They're mapping the veins and boring holes
Oh FFS those robots might as well be Winds of Winter at this point
24k open interest on the 205 1/30 calls which are 19% in the money… given the average oi is like 500 not even 1k and the last few days have had some pretty regular price action. It’s looking good for us if big money is hedging/selling calls. Wish I full ported.
Ні знаю, але якщо СПЙ - 688, я буду рад)
What’s everyone’s trade for tomorrow?
Lmao then why’d u ask? What’s ur avg?
All in on MicroRareAICoinCloudCoreVaultDataSysDiskRocketGenDroneBancoWeave !
But seriously it will initially tank then pump 20% after the call.
UNH earnings came early? fuk forgot to get puts
#**bols punching air lmao** 🤌
You mean where Hyundai was using their own countrymen to work illegally for sub-par wages instead of using normal visa programs where they could be paid competitively?
dildos
Plants crave it
Calls on MU it is
Rklb down 20% in like a week
Thanks boss
Elevator up, elevator down
AMZN: AH: 238.49, 237.10 support, 246.99 resistance. Below support, 232.00 target.
u/aggressive-ad-2707, resident top expert 🌈
Mid 2027
Might get some Sep calls
Doesn’t matter he says robots are on the way.
GOOGL 350 wen
definitely because of Luigi lmao
Lots of apes talking about currency debasement from their momma’s basement \n\nLMFAOOOO
Today would be a great day to release earnings if you want literally everyone to forget about it
fun chart
Buy the dip on this bullshit. One of two things will happen:\n\n\n\n1. TACO. 🌮 \n\n2. Supreme court is sick of this bullshit too. They will eventually rule against his ability to set tariffs.\n\n.\n\nEventual profit ensues.
Did you try pushing play?
I watched this ticker for 6 months, did nothing, and now I’m seeing a $4M screenshot while eating a cold McDouble. Congrats and fuck you, OP.
How are you feeling now ? 😂
Please keep the GLD and SLV hate going
Hey so TSLA is fucked on Wednesday, right? First quarter they've had to report since the EV credit went away, Chinese EVs are starting to creep in to North America, they have to be. \n\nFeel free to respond with facts or figures or whatever, but I just have a bunch of TSLA puts and I want to have my biases confirmed
Why? Tariffs on South Korea memory. Calls MU imo
Delayed into 2027??
same thing happened with META and MSFT moooonths ago and they still haven’t recovered lmao
lol UNH ..finally something worse than crypto for a change
Why tf does WSB care about UNH so much?
it could moon further
$UNH up 0.50% from lows\nGREEN BY OPEN AND SUPER GREEN AFTER EARNINGS\n\n** MANIFESTING FOR MY CALLS**
/u/TreGet234 Redditor doubting greatest investor of all time Nancy
Costco, it loves you
Fruit man really losing his mind. Dude looks like he has dementia.
they're capping interest rates now? That's dumb as fuck lol
🥭 100% been selling naked $700Cs on SPY since he took office
Tomorrow is OPEX day for Metal futures \n\nExpect more tomfoolery like this afternoon then back to our regularly scheduled pump
Wait USAR has 29 employees? Which one of them mine the rare earths LOL
As USD loses value, people might look into something that does retain value in order to preserve their purchasing power. 🥭 made it no secret that he wants a weaker USD, something which impacts everyone who uses the USD.
They said\n\n# UNH, KABLOW KABLOW!!!!!\n\n😧😧😧😧😧😧😧
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Somethings going to happen in the market, I just don’t know what. Something BIG
btc dumps even when there is no bad news and more when there is bad news, but never recovers
They didn't have earnings yet. Tons of healthcare are dumping because of Trump tweet, about medicare, or something.
When is corn winter over? Asking for a friend
“UNH ripping”
-150 on spy would actually make me a millionaire
Buy more UNH? Down 10% post market
I have a list of 100 stocks I watch/trade…. They are all down 10% today\n\n\nIs this stock market literally being held up by like 5 stocks? How tf is the spy green
Selling a lot of my small caps and increasing my stake in Google significantly
Damn how could South Korea do this?
Spinning the Wheel of Tariffs is my favorite late-night sport. Yesterday it was Mexico, today it’s South Korea, tomorrow he’ll probably tax the air coming from Canada. My port is currently a crime scene. 🫡
Lmao
Another huge day of gains, my account at record highs.\n btc dump and most my tech stocks surged
I like those long dated calls. I may consider something like that after I get out of hospital.
Yeah we know. You're preaching to the choir.
South Korea hasn't forgotten how they were treated by this administration in Georgia.
profit taking
My 24 y/o gf subscribed right away, I would have waited until the cut off.
Samsung reports tomorrow, let’s see how that goes
when they decide to stop dragging their feet (they won’t)
Silver flat since friday oh the humanity...
UNH trying to sandbag ahead of earnings tomorrow. I see you.
Finally, my 0DTE puts on Samsung and Kia might actually print. Or the market will rally 5% on the news because logic is dead.
tldr?
Remember what trading was like in 2024...
more sellers than buyers
You might be on to something - I bet you the guy/girl who types in all the Don's truth's must open their RH account first and buy calls/puts based on how unhinged the Truth is.
well next year UNH will be getting \~8 billion less from the federal govt than anticipated so I'd say a pretty big hit
I mean just fuck off already with the tariff fetish you idiot.
Praying for a -150 spy tomorrow
Even if UNH moons on earnings.. it will be right back to where it closed today
You had 6 years to jail him. Your fault as a country.
AAPL sources a lot of their parts from South Korea OOF
You’re probably in a good position. That close looked nasty, and usually when the whole index is squeezing higher all day with little or no pullbacks, the index usually nukes the next day.
If*
I’m not in the position for giving advice 😂😂 but I’m thinking to sell my shares rn its acceptable loss but if its go more down then truly fucked up
Maybe, but can’t say for sure until 6pm.
Long leaps meta. 🙏
Don't you dare touch Kimchi you bastard
RIP cellphone prices from Samsung and DDR5 memory, also from Samsung?
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I want people to realize, this isn't normal, a leader is not supposed to lead like this: constantly commanding the headlines, summoning the full attention of global media every few days for his newest announcement or pivot. It's pretty clear by now that the administration is watching the charts constantly, they have his speeches, policies, announcements ready to go, and we can all just cringe and hide in the shadows hoping the industry we're invested in isn't part of his dump scheme that particular week. A good leader should not be throwing himself in front of the cameras and deliberating on every aspect of our society at all times. This freak has a white-knuckle grip on the wheel at all times, constant meddling control, picking winners, picking losers. My sense is that the selection process happens via his coins and crypto ventures. It used to not be like this, I want the younger people to realize this is not normal.
Luigi?
Fingers.  He needs to lose his fingers.
They are going to go back to targeting people with criminal history. Noem dumbass was going after children lol
On a nice uptrend, I would hold.
whyy did platinum fall 20%? ans Silver ? lost all its gains?
I'm in the weird position (SPY puts, SLV calls) of hoping that 🥭 does something crazy tonight.
SSD and DRAM memory
I imagine he decides things using the wheel from south park where you behead the chicken and see where it lands.
If mango actually caps interest rates, I will max out my credit cards and invest in banks and just wait until he cancels it and gian more than 10%
The fact you have your head in the sand so far you can't understand market sentiment and margins, means you're retarded.
Appreciate it, thank you!\n\nTo be clear, I fully believe it’s solid investment in the medium to long term, as long as the “AI will kill software” thesis is wrong. Will definitely close out before earnings. \n\nWas originally going to do weekly puts, but the IV was too high for my liking.
It won’t even amount to a popcorn fart… what are we down… not even a tenth of %. SPX 7000 tomorrow. Most hated rally.
Eh, she's been underperforming since october top. I can't tell when mag 7 will start getting pumped again.
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Short straddle FTW!
Go back to sleep IMMEDIATELY
Well, if your in the green, take those profits. No one ever went broke taking profits.
JUST IN: Bers to be featured on "My Strange Addiction" Epsiode called Buying PutZ
Oooooof 💀
https://goldsilver.ai/metal-prices/shanghai-silver-price
Tell that to $BULL 💀
Maybe money from shit metal like silver will naturally flow into a shitcoin like sol
Tell that to 🥭\n\nThat’s why he was threatening them
Bankruptcy
Every city they've gone to they've been deadlier so I mean...
so many friends lost money on that sucker back then
what will 🥭 do when SCOTUS takes away his favorite toy?
"what's the UNH news?!?!?" of course you can't use Google or social media, you're geriatric
Ah come on. He sold Dec 23rd.. complete coincidence
26/423 California 26
50/50 chance
Silver futures closed at EXACTLY 50% of the latest range 😊
same. Insta down $470 on JNUG. Not worried about it though
I should have put a bet for no civil war
Probably for the best
Lol UNH
Flat
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tariffs are back bby
I have shared... Im.cooked
Trust, it will work out. I do trust gold more than silver in the long run.
Same. I expected 400 sometime soon. Not happening.
Lol Canada was never going to do a free trade deal with China
How are you doing the puts? I don’t know what I’m doing with options. Can I copy you?
fucking can't listen to youtube even though I am premium - google puts tomorrow!
Isn’t the lock up period priced in? Everyone knows it’s coming so is selling as uncertainty on what will happen. Insiders may think it’s too low now and value in holding.
You know what the hell we're talking about.
mango is cancer to everything in existence really.
The snow also heavier and turning into ice. Its peak laziness
I had a hunch UNH would get clapped after earnings, wish I bought puts a day earlier 😭
His name was Robert Paulson
SLV CALLS
Brilliant DD. Putting my mortgage on SNAP calls.
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Supposedly only cars and pharma.   \n\n\nDoes little to Samsung or SK Hynix
another casualty of 🥭
Probably bank roll my poker addiction, but I do need new wheels, ahaha.
MU still down AH.  \n\n\nThis will be a challenging week for MU given SNDK reporting.
samsung puts?
ANETs biggest customer is literally MSFT. The hyperscalers use them extensively.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/26/us/all-water-in-world-starts-boiling-no-reason uh oh
Mango tweet.
Tin foil hat wearing in me says, that last 10 minute dump was insiders knowing that tariff announcement was coming at 4:57 pm.
UNH has something up its sleeve, perhaps the hidden/stolen cure for cancer UNH $1000
Most likely not
cuz that means it will go up right????
I'm not worried. This will blast off again soon enough.
ikea
Volume today was most of SLV’s float. 😮
Cope, that shit aint doing anything
Ms Teacher, UNH shit itself again 🥺
Watching my SNDK calls bleed the last drop of life they have in them
When in doubt, it’s 🍊
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! LMAAAAOOOOOOOOOO
Wishing you luck. I was one of the regards who bought in at $60 thinking I got a steal on a company that literally every company I’ve ever worked at (From Google to start ups) uses
What goods do we get from South Korea?
It’s vital to our national economic interests to get more ballrooms for orange grandpa to focus on instead of this tariff obsession.
Spinning the Wheel of Tariff.
lol, unh is never gonna reach 400 again, is it?
Okay, so what stocks is he discounting for his buddies now? \n\nThe TACO dip is on!
Tariffs on Samsung . MU will be fine
I guess he's not getting the dip he wanted
U gonna go back in now that its dropped again?
I hope they got coverage to go to the hospital
Why does he do this after hours, and then the market ignores it by market open the next day. So fucking lame.
THIS IS ONE OF THE KOREA’S FAULTS
Imagine being this retarded, get off reddit and breathe some air buddy
Idk!!! Holding tooo. Mp?
Don’t worry guys. SLV bulls don’t give a shit about no dips. They will just push it back to the top in couple hours.
UNH bros thot they had free money lmao
Can SPY open at 680 tomorrow? Thanks in advance.
cant find any news for UNH???
Got ate today for a good 700 trying to be a bad news bear
Literally so sick of this bullshit. Every day the market gets manipulated with these dumbass speeches and tweets. Why isn’t the market realizing none of this shit matters
meh , moment too much at stake it will be resolved tomorrow
I bought SLV when it was $107
Taco will do taco
Puts on SNDK and MU
What are your moves for tomorrow?
Exercise I mean if this falls below 230 after ER next week
You earned it 🤣
such a good year, can we go back to 1999
Go check truth social. You were one day early
They can't charge the gov more this year
They gonna fold in like a day or two. Nothing burger
Just came here to say: 🪦
They gonna pump and dump huh
guys need advice should i sell my usar shares? holding from 33.50
My ETF watchlist RED. MY inverse ETF watchlist RED.
Me seeing this post while holding a fuck ton of AMZN leaps..\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8pps3ew0rrfg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89fb7e1f9f0a7d55139ba6d1c1e6c976065e3790
Both Cramer and Pelosi are long on Amazon\n\nWhat does that mean?
Babahahahah
I hope you prosper! Good luck
More tariffs! Dance ghey bears! 💃💃💃🤣
Loll damn this is so depressing to read. Great evidence against a democracy right here
holding its my biggest position. 900 eoy
I hope they will be so good the mag 7 get pumped back to ath but honestly i doubt it very much.
почему айдия, желанка )
Blame btc
Are the MAG7 heavy into Korean cars, pharma or lumber?
I also learned you do not need all your fingers
Shanghai metals market
Shiny good
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what do you mean "uncover"? it's like... right there in the open. i'm literally making money off it.
Im holding through my calls, $700 3/21
I should have waited for the second leg
Everyone shocked when they see tariff news. He made frameworks with every country not deals lol. Every country was just waiting him out. Liberation day 2.0 coming this time with a weak American dollar. GG’s America it’s over
Silver bears only made money if they bought today, sometime after like 11am...silver still ended the day up like 6% or something like that.
sysco
Long
“Assigned” maybe, “regarded” definitely.
Puts
How much string and printer ink do you use trying to connect the dots on your psycho wall, inspector?
I learned you just have to catch the handle
why doesn market always react to UNH and dump a lot bu never pump. how much of hit is this to unh business for real?
Taco trade time
Can I keep you on retainer for calling tops?
I mean, he said exactly why. The legislature didn't pass the trade deal the president agreed to
Thoughts on Meta earnings and reaction to it? Anyone got any plays?
I've been out breaking up ICE in my driveway, what did taco say that crashed UNH
Bye
Like clockwork, everytime SPY approaches $700, 🥭 announces some bs 😭
Remember what he did to the defense sector and then said 1.5 trillion in spending coming? UNH going to be the same?
It’s honestly fucking nuts that this needs to be said but buy the dip.
Why couldn’t I see these original posts when they’re first brought up smfh…
Add more autism next time. 20% of the time it works every time.
Thanks! Nice put on amazon
JUST IN:\n\n# Trump Threatens to Raise Tariffs to 25% on South Korean Goods\n\n \nFOR FUCK SAKES!!!!
Is this another dump and pump the day before unh earnings from Trump?
i already have few calls one in itm that won’t be tomorrow fully expect to be down like $2000 but might buy few on dip tomorrow
thinking the same exact thing
Im scared boys
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how do I watch chinese silver prices?
Welcome to mango's America
The inverse Cramer ETF exists. Ticker SJIM.
Very true.
Slv to the moon
I love my Hyundai. I was thinking about purchasing a new one, I'll pass I guess
The amount of people I saw wait to shovel till they had to leave for work is insane. Society as a whole is full of reees.
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oof.. hopefully, it'll stop around where it is now. If I wasn't already in, I'd probably start a position around 315.
Yeah 🙁
Textbook Narcissist
what armed conflict bro what planet are you living on\n\nthe death was tragic and i'm still optimistic that the shooter will be prosecuted but you have no sense of scale
No trade deal with anyone. Does everyone not remember they were all frameworks lol
what did you build? I'll tell you whether the ban was justified or not
Inb4 rocket 🚀
I play tech, down.\nI play oil, down.\nI play healthcare, down.
Sure. Until it isn't
Yikes, god speed bro
I hear they have prime mahogany
It was a good run guys. \n\nNow sell. It. All.
🥭 just can’t let people win piece of shit
But 11%???
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Still in. Lost at least 5% just to leverage decay I believe.
If markets are pricing in the TACO he will have to tweet-escalate
Took a longggg break from options and came back to buy ~$1000 worth of SLV 110C weekly options at 106.
I was about to get some leaps tomorrow, glad I didn't
I am no longer gay for metals
Humana dropped more than UNH, good time to pick up some shares imo
Is there any chance Trump dropped this news without knowing that UNH reports before the bell tomorrow morning? lol.
2nd time getting out of SLV at the top. AMA 🗣️🫡
Fahq I’m in AAPL puts
Who doesn't live the rollercoaster of the US market. Making millionaires and poors daily.
Did you mean "haven't?"
Pray for MSFT
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I AGREE WITH TWO OF THESE
Trump already taco ing and got the border chief out of Minneapolis
It’s called market manipulation
Hindsight is 20/20, 8k is amazing. Nobody can see the future.
Bro what? It fell 12% in 3 hours lol. Most silver bers made money today even if they bought at open
Nah, just checked. She sold Apple in October ‘25. Nothing since then.
ummm...yeah, about that..GOOOOOLD
IONQ with another diluting, multi-billion dollar acquisition... all this company knows how to do is acquire other companies, confuse its own employees, and fail to deliver on its road map
SK and NK should reunite just to piss him off.
Bought some UNH at 316.5, what the fuck just happened?
#BE PREPARED to load calls as UNH dumps 20% post earnings
He is giving that 500k/y and still broke energy
How are we still doing this?
Fucked, I have UNH , what's next guys?
All this just for hood to go up 6 cents since Friday fuk you HOOD
Nice... What was your insight if I can ask? Cuz obv. I was way off LOL
Time for a new toy to destroy I guess.
i suppose the ER tomorrow morning could actually make it *worse*.
Humana is more exposed to medical advantage
I believe 🥭 has a hat with every country name in it, and whichever country's name he pulls from the hat that day, that is who he's going to threaten with tariffs 😭
Taco everyday. I’m gonna get sick of Mexican food
🥭 overplayed his hand in Minneapolis and he knows it\n\nTacoing has already started, civil war fans in shambles
I dont think you're gonna have to wait that long
Cvx
Who bought silver at the top raise your hand lol
FOR THE PENGUIN ⚔️🐧
UNH
You…did that….today??
Lmao out of your mind dude
I was gonna buy calls and didn't so, this all tracks.
And unhingment continues. Just when mag7 reports earnings. goddamit.
Lmfao
Idk why we dip on this shit anymore. He backed off the Greenland tariffs and Canadian ones in the last week in less than 24 hours.
Those idiots must think that an escalation of armed conflict in the US could have an impact on the US’ overall stability
No, they r cooked
Stock Puppeteers call 🥭 . “Hey bro we need you to drive down SOXX for us, our AI bubble narrative didn’t do shit”. \n\n🥭 : “Who do I have to tariff to get that done?”\n\nPuppeteer: “South Korea should adequately drive fear without causing a full on panic”\n\n🥭 : “Let me see what I can do”
Sold everything and bought Silver & Gold. Come 2027, Either i live in a mansion or beg for food on the streets
What a fucking loser lmao\n\nMine is like $400 get fukd lmao
Asking the real questions
Let’s go 💪
im down 13k
https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/01/26/canada-china-trade-deal-tariffs-trump.html\n\nIt worked lol
Taco Always Tacos Out
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"Trump Administration Proposes Keeping Steady the Rates Medicare Pays Insurers. The proposal for a .09% average rate increase is less than what Wall Street expected and will probably hurt health-insurer stocks". This is why UNH, CVS, and other ho stocks are down.\n...
I swear, as soon as orange man doesnt have a headline in the news, he post new tariffs.. this is some real narcissistic shit
Where's a good place to stock up?
Maybe he for once isnt completely and utterly wrong or her calls outlast the dip
ew
Brother no front against you. Im just wondering, dont know how scotus works
i'm actually considering dipping my toes in on Humana because they're down the most. no way trump doesn't walk this back once his boys fill up their calls and positions.
Big armada. Deal? Khameini don’t want no deal, so it’ll have to be an armada. What’s an armada again?
Took a SLV short at close
128 after taking into account 15% taxes
The same reason I sold my spy calls for -$3000 instead of +$5000
Puts on fucking adobe
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Generally, yes. More of a test of a strategy I’ve been thinking about for a while. Lock up expiry can put massive downward pressure on a stock. \n\nWas much more excited about it before the recent drop, but wanted to test it out.
Silver: Thank you for playing
jeeze 9% fall wtf
Administration is just ignoring actuaries and data now. I shouldn’t be surprised at this point
Yep
That ain’t the dip brother
Again dildo, Johnny ? Nice to have you back here 🫶. One of us , one of us !!!
scheduled to come at noon on January 20, 2029
TACO after TACO after TACO. This week is on track to be delicious.
Lmaoo did they do this during George Floyd/blm/kyle rittenhouse?
So happy there’s so much hate for SLV and GLD on here
🥭 not increasing their MA payments next year, check WSJ
Good find. As a percentage of their market cap, their holding is significant. Amazon, Google, Nvidia and Microsoft also hold multi-billion stakes in Anthropic. As do Cisco, Qualcomm, Intuit, and a bunch of funds and asset management companies. Current valuation sits around 350B, of which SKM holds roughly 0.6% of Anthropic at 2.1B. that's almost a quarter of their market cap.
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its a singapourian app if you are aiming for 20-40year old singapourian I would say cute pictures is pretty spot on
guess we'll just have to tune in tomorrow to find out! should be a blast!
Kiro is insane. I built an AI agent and had no idea what I was doing
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unless they reveal they have a genie in their guidance
WTF is causing UNH drop after hours?Earnings have not been released yet.
These people live in a fantasy world
I flew too close to the sun this morno \n\nIcarus
Dafuq is a syrup sandwich
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well so much for that
https://www.benzinga.com/news/politics/26/01/50139122/nancy-pelosi-discloses-new-stock-trades-heres-what-shes-loading-up-on-and-whats-shes-selling\n\nPELOSI HAS AMAZON APPLE AND GOOGLE CALLS
nah, Bawndo
Inverse CRAMER never fails
Congratulations, you played yourself.
What's to uncover? He's openly making the trades and doing the manipulation.
Where was Gondor, when Silver fell?
Same reason that we're invading Iran because of their police killings... International law
Calls on Taco.Bell.
It's a ui for regards. They know their audience
Bought some SLV on the dip around 93.8, 😆
UNH C-suite frantically updating their guidance from "meh" to "we're fuked" before the earnings call tomorrow morning lol
Can this guy drop dead already
What a day to sell CSP on Amzn for 2/6 @$230 \n\nI may be assigned now
No trade deal with South Korea?
To bring in more VALUE buyers
I agree. Buy Bitcoin 🦉🤙🏼
Please Daddy Trump 🍆😫🫦
I literally bought more today too...
Yall said it was going to be a civil war but 🥭 already taco ing \n\nhttps://www.cnn.com/2026/01/26/politics/gregory-bovino-minnneapolis-exit-ice
Buy Bitcoin 🦉🤙🏼
lmfao
DXY dropped more than the market rose, dumbass
Did you short silver?
So CALLZ because TACO is gonna TACO??
Will this affect hospital stocks like HCA
A whole extra week to simmer this taco
Ew
Humama getting hit worse than unh, I assume because I own Humana and not unh.
TLDR: Sell AMZN
its over sell it all
Im tired of this grandpa.
It’s been spamming for months now
So UNH earnings don’t even matter at this point?
Slv puts go brrrrrrrr 🫰🏼🫰🏼🫰🏼🫰🏼🫰🏼🫰🏼🤑🤑
Meh
Sometimes I wonder how dumb these goyim sometimes can be
lol I just got banned from a product thread for posting something I built. Anyways, you guys are more fun. Is it time for puts?
you're barking up the wrong tree my friend. i've got no answers. lol
What about my ramyun, kpop and RAM sticks.
Same
that makes no fucking sense why would they base their treasury decision on ICE shootings
Geez
That’s how legend is made.
Yep, $350 soon. ASST at 8 easy from here. \n\nYou have been warned. 🦉
Puts it is!
Calls or puts?
Now that is something to be proud of!
asia isn't even open yet
This is all the work of the Leviathan
I don’t see a 1x silver short. Odd. \n\nI’ve always had to dca far beyond what I thought with LETFs. \n\nIt’s a good sign to see a reversal for the first time in a month. Some say budget talks could cause it to go up but I think a market selloff takes silver down with it, maybe even gold won’t be able to survive because of silver correlation.
It is they just dont care
What if this 🥭 circus is really a 4d chess move to drive advertising revenue to truth social?
Unh call at open?
PayPal calls? Get ready to bleed money lol.
Silver sucks
Uh isn’t the 52 week low the point where you consider buying calls not puts? Well it hasn’t been on the market for 52 weeks but you get my point.
SLV and GLD are going to rocket even more this week...Iran about to find out why Americans don't have free healthcare...More tariff threats from Orange Tacoman on Canada, South Korea....and more.
Translation: The Administration could just move the CEOs of healthcare companies like they've moved senior advisors like Stephen Miller to military bases because they are scared of how much Americans hate them and want them dead.
Nvidia employees are seeing my comments\n\nNvidia $2B CRWV investment, last chance under 100
Haha Yaaaa back from the dead! What a comeback if you held through the entire day 😂
Life jackets on, this is not a drill.
End of this week ICE will be out of Minnesota. Taco Friday
Jim please no. If amazon folds they probably will stop making new seasons of Invincible
Healthcare news is not good.
A wise old regard once said: \nPanic sell everything, it’s fucking over.
I wouldn't bet on it, EWY is barely down so the market thinks this will be resolved soon probably without the tariff even going into effect
So is the administration just ignoring all the actuaries and data in their proposal to keep the Medicare payment rate flat..? Guess I shouldn’t be surprised anymore
Surely Trumpy boy threatening more tariffs will help the USD right?
He just threatened 100% on Canada this past weekend lol
I think it's coming eventually, and if it's a small amount of money who cares let it ride!
i'm more of a chalupa supreme with two (2) hot sauce packets kind of guy
I’m just upset I had puts from open and chicken out hours later because it showed no sign of reversal, and Comex margins weren’t triggering . So I sold the puts only to see the dump 20mins later . No lie
Don’t worry patriot 🥭tweeted about tariffs, physical supply is still strained, economic uncertainty still uncertain, the bull case for silver hasn’t gone anywhere this was just profit taking new ATH before Friday.
The market pumped up .7% today & just sat there… how much more normal you want…
SELL SELL SELL
Unstoppable force v immovable object type scenario
No
MSTR LMAO
Trading momentum between ZSL and SLV. I'm doing alright for now....
So USAR can go above $35 ?\nI need to dump my shares
lol yall keep saying this and yet it continues to go up
Idk but yes
Futures market paused for the hour
Behold, more tariffs
TIME TO BUY UNH!!! AFTERMARKET WOOT\n\nCALLS TOMORROW MORNING?
It's not so bad!
I mean if you were not a greedy 0dte calls pig sure… otherwise I would start calling the hotline
Invest in a time travel device to stop you from buying it, obv..
Oil is way bigger of a market and moves like this all the time tho
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another -10%
Jesus unh that is brutal
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I really don’t. 200k is at the 12th percentile.\n\nTo be in the top 1st percentile in the United States, as you say, you need to be making about $760k/yr
Dude fuck JIM CRAMER
Lol how’d that go for you?
They still won't like you
Well, I'm still holding i am waiting for at least 150 on gdx before I sell.
What's the point of UNH earnings now 😂
bounce on these nuts regard
Man those epstien files must be seriously bad. They say 🥭 is the main character
Proposed 25% tariffs on So Korea would negatively affect Samsung I’m assuming. That just might save my Micron calls. Hopefully the news drives down pricing on LRCX, AMAT, and KLAC short term and provides a buying opportunity.
C'mon. You know you like it.
Back in the days 🥭 Was threatening 100% tariffs. He’s taco ing more and more
It is BTC time to MERK, lets go PARABOLIC
No more South Korean bbq for you USA, now you need to eat North Korea diet 😂
Rumor has it Pelosi bought calls tho
How is there not a fixed date? So they just do it when they feel like doing it if they do it at all? Wtf is this court of banana repupublic?
Why? Do you realize SPX is like $30 off the high… the market doesn’t care dude. It just keeps holding up & going higher.
My brain is still trying to adjust to seeing more option expiration dates for mega cap stocks
Silver futures pausing the nosedive "Wait what did 🥭 just say...?"
He's a demon and tired of being hunted.
If it does nothing it’s fine. Reason I just got the leveraged ETF instead of the options. Less return but less damage as well…
UNH got me sounding like a Yes King audio rn like I’m new bruh I’m newwww
You forgot the part where we are green
Aaaaahhhhh I wouldn’t say delayed 2027 just yet. Earnings on next month 26th, we’ll know more then.
I single handedly ended the metals run by fomoing the miners this morning
Surprising that the ayatollah hasn't been maduro'ed yet maybe they're waiting for the right size nike jumpsuit
That dip you bought was for ants.
Oh no I became a Unh Bagholder
This is why i'm in cash during earnings week
Man fuck this dude for real, can his old ass just drop so we can trade normally
But the optics for both sides is big? What do you think will happen to compromise
Dude, fuck META. \n\nI bought after the October Earnings bed shitting, and it shat the bed even more. Average cost of around 675. \n\nSold some CC's on the way down and up and down and up. Latest CC was down around 3k, but I said fuck it. I sold that shit and locked in the loss and walked away. \n\nWith my luck, if I held META it would have fucked me either way. \n\nGood luck META holders, I'm tired of this fucked up 3 month ride and I don't want to get fucked my earnings again. But, knowing my luck, now that I sold, it'll rocket for earnings.
Looks like Silver up only 0.6% but ZSL down 12% , what gives. Is there that much pain on the downside of a 2X ETF??
looks like the market doesnt give a fuck about this old retard implementing 25% on korea
That won't help ram prices...
Mango threatened Canada the other day. And yall regards think the market cares about a measly 10% increase on SK tariffs? Lmao 😂
you are cooked
who the fck shipping lumber from South Korea
Let me give you some advice. By the time you see this thread spamming a trade, the top is in. Your best course of action is to inverse
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Because it's fun.\n\nWhat did you catch?
Just as I was thinking of buying some more…\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fg23qbp0prfg1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e97c80d3978c3eadcf42db8bc11d40eccfd06c7
Orange Tacoman drops another Truth...dashing all hopes of SLV and GLD bears.....Sorry SLV and GLD ghey bears...your tomorrow is going to be as shitty as today.
Holy shit i have 300 shares and im in full panic mode right now, what should i do ? I dont feel comfortable holding after this idiot told to buy
I think this time is different, because I am retarded. I did take lots of profit today mostly silver mining stocks
Cheeto boy losing the battle in Minnesota so he's making another tariff distraction.
Maybe because samsung is almost certified for the HBM4 chip, as its supposed to be MICRON 👀🐂
Is this from 1999?
This simp looking for 6’2 & thick….
😂
I did. Then I bought the dip 📉
Are we full porting SLV or nah?
More tariffs, war about to brake out again in the Middle East, more civil unrest due to people getting shot in the kisser… and SLV drops to the absolute ground lol, you can’t make this shit up\n\nEdit: and the possibility of a new shutdown again…
LFG Meta
Et tu UNH?
He hates Kpop.
20% down first
is anyone looking at BABA? it wants to pump
Dude rklb just blew up their flight hardware tank, the new rocket is delayed into 2027
It’s not, it’s going to keep going up as long as 1. Supply is tight 2. Geopolitical tensions are high it’s got at least 3 more years of pump to go.
Don't tell them, I wanna see some loss porn
STOP THE KNIFE UNH IS ALREADY DEAD STOP STABBING
Another person who doesn’t know the difference between gold and silver.
Silver is following fundamentals. It still has room to run imo
South Korea increased tariff threats
Come back in March
this dystopian timeline
wtf? Tariffs on South Korea now? Is that gonna affect us?
As soon as I read Bitcoin, I stopped reading..
He didn't like the dip on Gold/Silver....so he decided to drop another TRUTH BOMB to pump shiny metals
That's why the top is in
why is trumping increasing tariffs on my country korea😥
Earning will likely be solid though, nobody but 🥭 knew the Medicare rug pull was coming
I remember that dd. I bought calls on that bullshit candle maker jfc got fucked
My Kia is KIA 🙈
Nuts indeed. Got stomped by decay in one day is my only issue so far with the leveraged fund.
!remindme 6 week
why didn't you take profits bro you must've been up so much intraday
They got about 10 line items to investigate ahead of that though.
Anyone buying unh or waiting for 289
here's the fun part: nobody knows. could be tomorrow. could be as late as June/July. they're just going to stall until their decision doesn't matter anymore.
tariffs on SK
I agree
My regard brother in rice… great DD but you don’t need more data points to draw a conclusion. \n\nJust use the data obtained from Omegle people only so there is roughly no recounting of friends of friends. That was roughly 7k data points. That’s more than enough to draw extremely high confidence on a population of the roughly 450 million DAU Snapchat has.
University of New Hampshire is all I can see with these comments
Same. Not worried though
If UNH goes to $250-285 its a good buy.
That’s it?
Why did I catch a falling knife
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They punted till late February. Does no one pay any attention anymore?
Good thing you did not do that. The $15 contribution would throw MM way off.
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Down about 20k on silver futures, probably gonna get margin called, I think I missed the window to panic
guys can we just go back to pumping space stocks…
time to short
PATRIOT
Downvoting so options don’t get too pricey
So glad I don't mess with that anymore 😂
Tariffs on SK
Long term, no it is not. Short term it is it is going down
Watergate is gonna look like a joke if they ever uncover mango market manipulation to benefit his friends/family
Cool, puts it is.
Gonna need $HOOD to do it's +5% magic tomorrow or else daddy's gonna be eating syrup sandwiches this week.
Judging from the relatively small EWY reaction I'm guessing they're gonna expedite something through the legislature and this small trade scuffle will end soon
ATH again tomorrow then, got it 😀
You see NVO got the guys from the Mac and PC ad to try and bring attention to the fact that all the compounders are doing it illegally and without fda approval? Will it work and more effective would be lobbying to get enforcement of the law
Open the fucking casino!
Damn it, I just closed my 6945P at 3:59 pm. I am once again asking to be included in the Signal chat.
what did the orange one say? I refuse to download his slopware
upgrade that shizzle, DO IT! i got calls!
Can we tariff this guy so he cannot be here for one fucking day.
Water: Drink
Instead of hedging my gold with gold puts, I tried doing it with silver. That was absolutely nuts. I added a bit more at the top today, but still.
I heard puts are printing tomorrow! Let’s OPEN the dance floor! 💃💃💃🤣
For a non american what happend to the Supreme Court decision? When is it coming im tired...
well there goes my job
Every time I refresh $UNH it goes down a percent\n10% down is fucking wild
Y
UNH CEO Mentions AI, Dip erased
Was it Nancy herself?
Gdx. It was in an old roth ira where the balance was so small I don't even think about it much. I have like 200 shares at 40. I remember looking at it a few years ago thinking how much I lost vs putting it in spy.
>TRUMP ANNOUNCES IMMEDIATE HIKE IN US TARIFFS ON SOUTH KOREAN AUTOS, LUMBER, PHARMA AND OTHER GOODS FROM 15% TO 25%. - TRUTH SOCIAL
No but I speak some tangelo
👁️👄👁️
UNH is a nearly a monopoly in the healthcare industry. The fact that it remains this far down and drops easily is proof that the market is retarded
"Trump Administration Proposes Keeping Steady the Rates Medicare Pays Insurers. The proposal for a .09% average rate increase is less than what Wall Street expected and will probably hurt health-insurer stocks". This is why UNH, CVS, and other hc stocks are down.
Imagine how green we’d be if mango lost his voice for 1 fucking day
Fuck me gently
Can we have one day without tariff news, just one fucking day.
Most likely will parallel GE, flat and then slow bleed if their growth slowed
Caroline Ellison gets out of prison on Wednesday.\n\nI will be her first Tier 3 OnlyFans Subscriber Day 1
!GHU $UNH
Oh yh, absolutely. It was pure gamble! Conviction mixed with luck from the news as well.
5 friends using Snapchat+, 132 total friends. 35 male, Midwest.
Ohhh nooo we're back to yesterday's prices. Like 5% of these Put buyers are going to be able to time it to make money. $120 within a week or two.\n\nAll of the fundamental price movement is in the Shanghai market hours which was closed during most of the move down
Man!\n\nI hope for your sake you put your money into etfs
Ohhh wowww look at mr money bags over here!
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Best of luck
QQQ and SPY just about at ATH.\n\nPerfect time to introduce new tariffs and a proposal to kill Health Care... rip XLV, UNH
No way this is top of slv I just found out about it
ya Im actually adding to Rubrik on dips. I think this one is a major sleeper. Im bullish on anything that helps agentic AI orchestration and governance. $Path is another one, but I think Rubrik is the better company probably
Holy fuck i was about to return to the game with a pre ER UNHG yolo but scared myself off. God damn i suck at this tho
🙃 thank you
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The representative who sits on the house committee sells his $500k UNH position two days ago. Today, UNH news is out and it drops $35. How is it not criminal.
Don’t make me upgrade SLV and give it a price target of $2,000/ oz
It’s not his fault people fall for the 🥭 Antics
Increased Tariffs on south Korea to 25% from I think 15%
29/244\n\n25 y/o Norway
Tariff, you say? Silver back at $116 tomorrow
The algos were trained on \ninflation, \nwars, and pandemics…\nbut not on surprise tariff drops mid-scroll wrote on the 🥭 toilet. \n\nAbsolutely brought a knife to a gunfight.
I will buy again if it goes back to $35-$37 range
Damn rip samsung and sk hynix. All hail mu.
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Are you ok my guy?
If silver dump continues I actually might end my career cause this gotta be pure unluck on my part and it crashes the day I buy calls. MU and Silver both crashed when I got calls for first time
Feeling good about my puts again
I hope you're right. I bought calls yesterday and today bc I thought it won't fall much more after the news that Samsung has a deal with Nvidia for HBM4 chips. I never buy 0dte or shit like that, so it has a few weeks time.
Rddt is getting way too bullish about it this earnings call. It’s ripping hard. I’m willing to bet it does nothing. Probably good for a strangle.
Суч а гуд айдія
Bubba silver
Hate my fucking job but i make too much
Puts will print tomorrow, congrats to all
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Yup. I am bullish on edge computing for AI, as Im not sure how else robots could use AI in the field at scale efficiently. There are other companies working on this too. I picked this one bc more upside on small caps and they had other things I liked. I do with they were founder led though. It seems like the CEO was placed there by the institutions who funded it
Cause RAM was too cheap?
I did not have calls, but I also felt like I was too late for puts, so I just watched!\n\n😭 😢
Digital mold
lots of people have relationships with AI these days bro. Don't yuck my yum.
Every move is telegraphed that’s why nothing is market moving anymore. Could you imagine if there wasn’t social media? There’d be overnight options millionaires everyday
You gonna wait until China does?
250 will be the true blow off top.
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He thinks bamboo is lumber
Sorry guys I bought gold at market close
#too many paid protestors in the chat IMO
How? it’s still dropping.
Somebody at the white house forgot to close SLV calls so we need another trade war
This is a major shot in the arm for Arc though
so many incorrect opinions on precious metals lol. keep posting, confuse the pigs. more chaos. real bugs sitting and chilling
Arrest that fruit for market manipulation
Unh has to create the Unh peace prize and hand out the trophy before market opens tomorrow
Should have bought puts
I did buy a bunch of Kenvue when it tanked expecting that. I got burned writing covered calls against the intel stock I bought right before he dumped it. If it wasn’t after hours I’d have bought more UNH too
Too late to get in now? Just got approved for options today
no change. I am hoping for a dip in the mid 20s on some broader market drawdown to add
Facts
This fucking fat orange retard is why shiny rocks and foreign stocks are performing. He just cannot stfu under any circumstances.
simmer down. Won't know fully until 9:30 AM ET when you can exercise. nice one though got somewhat lucky with the recent news!
This shutdown will have less economic impact. Funding was already released from the BBB. MM’s just buying shares for cheap off any sell off. \n\nICE already got 70 billion from that bill
No cap! I’m jumping back in Tomorrow
When is the Beef Supreme Court going to take the Dildoser to the tariffs?
I think they will continue to slam it further down and then it will reconsolidate then reaccelerate back up
Should I hold SLV or not?
LMAO \^\^\^
Korean baddies I’m sorry for my government I’m a progressive white man (6’ 2”, 8”, thick) and just know I don’t support them
Mine doesn’t show. I’m subscribed tho
Wait, what autos lumber and pharma come from South Korea…?
Never seen a more classic blowoff top than SLV today. Highest volume ever, pure euphoria, followed by this steep drop. We'll see if that reverses trend, gonna be an interesting open tomorrow if it holds below 95, a lot of 1/28 contracts at that strike
3 months ago
after hours would like a word with you...God speed regard
What's he saying now 😭
It's a thing of beauty
Something about Silver blowing off and giving top? No wonder everybody is buying it
I know these kind of responses are too popular on Reddit, but what value do you give on saying slogans that doesn't mean sheit??\n\nThey could move the ceos. Who is they?? You??
It's like fucking 🥭 tries to come up with new ideas everyday to cause maximum chaos. It's just unreal .
More tariffs lfg
From a TA perspective there could not be a more textbook example
#I am ready to buy the massive GAP DOWN for UNH tomorrow
Hey now, you can always sell a kidney. Cheer up!
Best Gold ETFs?
Silly me
Imagine buying calls before close. LMFAO
On second thought, this might pump SLV
I am so done with trump\n\neven my SK stocks getting manipulated by him
So we’re gonna be ok? \n\nSheeeeit.
silver isn't moving off USD at all lmao. 2% swing in USD causes a 300% increase in SLV?
hi.
Proposing roughly flat rates for Medicare insurers next year, an update that falls well short ofWall Street expectations. (DJ news)
Alex Pretti with the wink of death from heaven on UNH
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Risked n lost everything , then loaned and lost everything then begged and lost everything .so yeah 150 is 150
wanna 688 open туморроу
My best moves are the ones I don't take.. \n\nHave been thinking of UNH leaps
There are the enter to their souls 🫶
Pussied out friday’s rally then buckled in and made 10k today
I like silver at $40 😂
🥭 Coming in at the turn of the tide like Gandalf the White to save the Gold and Silver bulls with more market fear
I bought a few USAR 23P weeklies today
You need some Vietnamese skin? Right this way sir.
To those who YOLO’ed into SILVER today, we salute you
There is spell check on this platform - I am thoroughly impressed by your laziness. quinoa, breast
I’m kinda old… turning 50 this year so controlling my degeneracy…. I’m hoping it pops big time. I may sell puts if it already goes up my cost basis and get some Metu lottos as well
🥭increases tariff to South korea from 15 to 25%
trump says increasing tariff on south korean goods to 25%\n\n--bloomberg
market closed...\n\nITS\n\nTARIFF \n\nTIME!
EWY dumping after hours my buddies in gangnam are gonna be pissed
SLV swinging a full percent every 5 mins
long term they gonan be fine.
The disposition effect ✌🏼
I think in 2029
THe Tardiff King 👑
Sadly, it will.
Feeling lonely? 🥺
No I think after the no cuts come after this meeting we dump 10% by February
Not just UNH. HUM, and the likes.\n\n\n\n
reuters.com
(https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/trump-administration-proposes-keeping-steady-medicare-rates-paid-insurers-wsj-2026-01-26/)
Can 🥭 stop with the tariff announcements for one week???
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From what I understand, India represents the biggest portion of their users. Most of this reflects NA and EU conversion rates.
And my citizens will eat 95% of the cost 😎
Paper loss today -$2,498.00\n\nTomorrow is another day.
I cannot support this man as he continues to end sentences in prepositions which,
I was profitable this morning, feeling good, had to jump into a meeting, no stop loss, it's just gonna keep going up. Leave meeting. Portfolio down 8% 🙁
Nope. Shits going back to $55 by August
Is now the time to rotate into crypto? Dollar still expected to dump, metals value is stretched, and according to truflation inflation is coming down to support further rate cuts in 2026. Crypto is now the only asset valued against the dollar which has not gotten a boost from the dollar trade for one reason or another but if silver starts to stall we maybe see some chasing on there. Any thoughts?
Whenever Half Life 3 gets released
3 years
Nobody can tell if this is real. And even if it is real, it might completely change in a few days.
Is mango waiting for the bribe , if yes, why isn't UNH CEO on his knees already 🤔
Prices not seen since 10 hours ago.
RIP 😢
SLV lol.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qne6n6/comment/o1vq8ae/?context=3
21 college senior male in northeast, 1060 friends and 133 have it. I’m buying calls.
? Bears made a killing today
Wild to see people talking about shit that happened 40 years ago as if the markets are the same today.
Zero reaction from precious metals on the tariff bluff. The only people that are gonna fall for this are bears. For the 8th time in a row
The last shutdown was over healthcare and it was easy for Dems to cave…defunding ICE is a tenet of their platform now, so how long is this shutdown (I also read more often than not market goes up during shutdowns so…)
#UNH just got ICE'd to hell
LMAO not more tariffs noo, what I am gonna do now, I am so worried
Tariffs: "IF YOU DON'T STOP I'M GOING MAKE MYSELF PAY MORE MONEY FOR YOUR STUFF"
what's snap chat
I think it would be neat to toss silver coins to a barista instead of Apple Pay or filthy bills for a latte. !banbet SLV 105 3d
Wrong.
Absolutely!
Everything crashing. 100% tariff with Canada, EU pulling money out of USA, fomc no rate cut decision on Wednesday, government shutdown likely starting Jan 31, attack on Iran within the next month( USA has been transporting a lot of military tech and weapons to the middle east) \n\nSo calls it is I guess, cause nothing makes sense in this market😅
Underrated comment
Wrong.
300
No thanks, nuggies in the oven
Order 66 South Korea!
Do those say anything about deleting the app and abandoning my life to take on a new identity in Vietnam?
11pm est - 3am est prime German trading hours
Slinky.
Back in my day the point of snap chat was nothing was saved 👴
he's gonna pump shiny rocks again with comments like those
dont worry guys. the brilliant minded SLV bulls here assured me that the parabolic move was based solely on fundamentals and that it will keep going up in a straight line to 250
Mango tweet
mf has it all typed up and saved to shitpost after market closes
🥭 said hold medicare rates steady and i guess market expected rates to increase 6%
Don’t buy on top, there is always opportunity
I pray you print only to realize $METU calls could’ve giga printed. Either way good stuff gang.
So calls tomorrow. S Korea tariffs just got announced lmaooo
Yep. 127k LEAPS for me
What’s the name of the app? I’m trying to learn
Just made some quienwa and chicken brest.\n\nWant some?
More tariffs my shiny rocks go uppies
not gonna lie. The wife put all her shit in silver around 2008. At about 2016 I got tired of seeing it do nothing for like 8 years and pulled it. Now I'm kinda in the dog house and hoping it goes back to $30 or $40.
Lmao mango just increased South Korea’s tariffs to 25%
As a bol, bol r fuk. This has 2022 vibes written all over it
Sheeeeeeeeeeit
or - my personal favorite - when RFK Jr said that acetametaphen caused autism so that Tylenol/Kenvue tanked, so that Kimberly-Clark could buy Kenvue for cheaper. lmao.
More tariffs. When's that supreme Court decision again?
B nice to B on the playlist
LONG WOOD\n\nLUMBER 🪵
🥭 tweeting about tariffs again… SLV back to ATH tomorrow.
Tariffs are back on South Korea. Just announced
The first one did a second time
comon dump it daddy
Let’s make it happen
# the metal unwind gonna be mental
SLV will kill a lot more than gold, if history plays out like normal
They’re AI. Don’t message them.
Ehhh it’s just Korea. He went at Canada too and spy still went up
You already have a bet going - CVNA to 365.0 before 27-Jan-2026 12:44 PM -05
I have 3 tranches of an SLV equivalent (SVR.TO). Up 100% on 1, up 150% on another, and up just shy of 200% on the third. I finally peeled off a bit of profit today when Silver was up 15% today.
!banbet
a lot of the political status quo are prob pissed bag holders, and the admin is like what you don't have everything in your own crypto currency?
What a turd sandwich
LUMBER 🪵 LOL
What what!? I can totally do that! I can afford to do $4,000 0dte each day! \n\nNow comes the hard part. Consistently winning
It’s pure comedy how tariffs are always announced after market close
what happen
I just want to see this “it can drop 20% in a day like nothing” I keep hearing about… not 20% from 117… 20% from the close today. Just for fun.. I’d like to see what goes down
I bought at 11AM today. \n\n🙏
Looks like UNH is going back to 250. Wish I had bought some puts for earnings
I'm panicking reading your fucking nonsense comment.
Right before ER too UNH 🤔
When will NBIS finally crash and burn
I logged into tinder for the first time in two years. 70% of the girls are taking pictures of their ass.\n\nIs this a new thing?
Lmao bruh
I see, throw up before trade it’s a winning strategy
Mango announces new medicare plans hours before UNH is to release earnings and next years guidance.\n\n Is this the next taco trade?
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So what’s the most realistic bear/bull case for whatever the fuck is happening this week?
As a full blown retard, I have overnight QQQ put. AMA
15/342\n\nage 25\n\nalso is there any way to just download all of your old photos
Pope is criticizing "affectionate" bots.
\n\nNew Post by realDonaldTrump on Truth Social\n\nOur Trade Deals are very important to America. In each of these Deals, we have acted swiftly to reduce our TARIFFS in line with the Transaction agreed to. We, of course, expect our Trading Partners to do the same.  South Korea's Legislature is not living up to its Deal with the United States. President Lee and I reached a Great Deal for both Countries on July 30, 2025, and we reaffirmed these terms while I was in Korea on October 29, 2025. Why hasn't the Korean Legislature approved it? Because the Korean Legislature hasn't enacted our Historic Trade Agreement, which is their prerogative, I am hereby increasing South Korean TARIFFS on Autos, Lumber, Pharma, and all other Reciprocal TARIFFS, from 15% to 25%. Thank you for your attention to this matter! DONALD J. TRUMPPRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Can some please explain what happened to UNH? No one is saying it, WHO said what?
Is that you?
Why do people only panic when the value goes down? Why do people never panic when the value goes up?
I made probably $5k
So I buy China and my SLV call go up?
Any expectations on apple earnings this week?
Our Trade Deals are very important to America. In each of these Deals, we have acted swiftly to reduce our TARIFFS in line with the Transaction agreed to. We, of course, expect our Trading Partners to do the same. \n \nSouth Korea's Legislature is not living up to its Deal with the United States. President Lee and I reached a Great Deal for both Countries on July 30, 2025, and we reaffirmed these terms while I was in Korea on October 29, 2025. Why hasn't the Korean Legislature approved it?\n \nBecause the Korean Legislature hasn't enacted our Historic Trade Agreement, which is their prerogative, I am hereby increasing South Korean TARIFFS on Autos, Lumber, Pharma, and all other Reciprocal TARIFFS, from 15% to 25%. Thank you for your attention to this matter!\n \nDONALD J. TRUMP\nPRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
I full ported today on avg.
Meta has been beaten down a bit and was one of the poorer performers last year in the mag 7. I have a feeling that if they knock earnings out of the park, they will run a bit further. But anything can happen in this clown market.
Orange wizard of tariffs 😂😂
Blood red tomorrow \n\nOur Trade Deals are very important to America. In each of these Deals, we have acted swiftly to reduce our TARIFFS in line with the Transaction agreed to. We, of course, expect our Trading Partners to do the same. \n \nSouth Korea's Legislature is not living up to its Deal with the United States. President Lee and I reached a Great Deal for both Countries on July 30, 2025, and we reaffirmed these terms while I was in Korea on October 29, 2025. Why hasn't the Korean Legislature approved it?\n \nBecause the Korean Legislature hasn't enacted our Historic Trade Agreement, which is their prerogative, I am hereby increasing South Korean TARIFFS on Autos, Lumber, Pharma, and all other Reciprocal TARIFFS, from 15% to 25%. Thank you for your attention to this matter!\n \nDONALD J. TRUMP\nPRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
UNH Concepts of a plan🤣🤣🤣 I’m all in🤑🤑🤑
The gold and silver bull run is far from over. But you have to be patient and comfortable with volatility. if you are unsure of WHY all of this is happening, stay away. If you are willing to research and realize that this isn't a meme stock it's nations vying for world supremacy, then by all means welcome. We are on our way to $150 silver and $10,000 gold. Good luck.
Until the Shanghai gap is closed it is just noise. \n\nThe arbitrage and upward trend will continue.
I think silver got another run. Not shorting it yet
bought shorts at the top.
Is UNH a buy for tmrw?
I too take candy from strangers
Left 40k on the table though 🥲
This is such shady shit- is it a bad idea to average down on UNH? Feel like in a couple of weeks it will be 🌮
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all kinds of resource stocks reversed down today
The federal government is boiling over with retards
This is a little idiotic when you think about the growing usage of silver in all the electronics sold these days. Don’t disagree that it’s a dumb move to fomo into the asset after it’s had a 400% 1 year perfomance with a substantial portion of that in the last couple of months, but anyone who bought just 4 weeks ago is still massively positive and it’s just down for anyone who tried buying it today on a 14% day. It was definitely stretched and may reprice over the next few days but it did something similar in November before it ripped another 100%.
Up 100% in decemeber and 30% since Jan 1 thanks to SLV
Okay but have you tried parking outside of the Snapchat store and watching how many people go in?
you think those guys will billions gonna let a bunch of regards make all the dough? thing was a rug pull setup.
UNH is such an attention whore
Bro a whale wouldn't even feel you inside it. Wtf?
Noooo my UNH calls
PSLV here but my gains are shrinking.
The bad news is that I’m going to lose 500 shares of LRCX at 195 on Friday. The good news is that I’m going have $82k in cash for next week.
Number of 🥭 tweets
gettin that golden dome....
Name checks out
$uvix
"yeah it's not entirely worth it but..."
Silver bers still haven’t learned but who\nCan blame them? That goldfish memory makes it\ntough
Most should be fine unless they full ported last week-today or did something really dumb. Gold has been relatively calm considering
I made $110.
You already have a bet going - SLV to 108.0 before 26-Jan-2026 08:02 PM -05
What happened to unh
!banbet
if they crazy old man yelling at traffic has a green shirt or red on they way to work.
SLVs not even back to Friday price
You can buy shiny rocks that come imbued with powers than influence your aura for CHEAP at any store in the mall that smells like incense. Not sure why you idiots are losing money on a stupid rock that’s only used in silly electronics and infrastructure.
People comparing the Seahawks/Patriots Super Bowl to 2001 really confirms nobody on the Internet remembers a damn thing about 2000-2001. That fucking Rams team had 5 Hall of Famers (should be 6 at some point).\n\nNow if you want to start comparing levels of incompetence between Mike Martz and our current government for squandering an easy victory, well now that's appropriate.
Silver price is so crazy
Why was MP down 10%???
Haha. I’m an adult and so have snap because there’s a handful of things a day I want to show people but don’t want saved in my photos. Rather just send it out once and it’s gone. For example, today had a dude spinning tires in a van middle of blizzard. Don’t need that clip on my phone but threw a little funny line on it and sent it to a few southern friends that never see snow. \n\nIt’s not all dick picks.
My spy puts for tomorrow are down -60% lol
I was up 17%\n\nI am still up 10%\n\nI expect it to be 100% by years end
Apparently UNH has denied my claim to continue eating
"Were". I think you misread the turds and cuntishions.
I mean. If you shorted silver 4 hours ago you made ten percent. If you did so at basically any other time in the past year you got margin called. \n\nSo good luck with that.
Ah but a pox? I could wish a pox on a whole house.
Lmfao at the regards calling the modest silver intraday pullback “manipulation” after it ran up 50% in a month 🤣🤣🤣
6 trillion dollar asset moving like a fuckin memecoin
You're too smart for this subreddit. \n\nAnyways make a churn model after you've worked out the subs. Those I know that subbed are looking for alternatives. \n\nEdit: also work out a reasonable diminishing friend return. Some people in the dataset will be the same people counted twice, as friends of friends compound the chance you get the same person twice. Ask ChatGPT or something what a reasonable assumption would be for that.
Go ahead UNH, I dare you to drop to my $240 price. I DARE you! \n\nJK, please don't.
Weak
Winter is coming…
This is going to be to a long year
Yes
It isn't done. The restrictions are still valid, USD still getting fucked. Silver is still a play
#How many accounts will SLV and GLD blow up?
Nope, they are still buying more silver
Bought at 98 thinking it bottomed😅
true. I keep forgetting that an insane portion of the 'people' im talking to are actually not real lol
What are you best indicators about how SPY will move pre market and opening?
He escaped.
Do you think if government shutdown happens we’ll see another run, coming from someone who sold at $102 considering re entry
It's not an opinion. It's the literal reality. There is nothing currently that Large Language Models/Generative AI provides as a product that offsets its enormous cost.
so who here has actually made money from SLV? i sat out the entire rally 😭
So how many of you regards today were up 1000% and didn’t take profit on silver?
double down pussy
master p wrote a song about that etf
Which ones? Huge balls for holding so long
I never went to the Spy store to buy a Spy either, so... 🤷
Damn bro I low key meant to send that to the entire chat. Not just you. lol. \n\nNice position tho.
Same as when I lose it on some paper
I don’t wish the flu on my worst enemy
100%
China?
I worked for an ACO, it would totally fuck them.
Federal mining contracts, gold silver ATHs, welcome back 1849!
Is it too late to short Silver?
Imagine thinking silver is a rock
Is that why banks were going up? I noticed that.
Someone told me the silver run is pretty much all based on fundamentals and unless the fundamentals change, it will absolutely not tank. So either fundamentals changed, this 13% drop in 3 hrs is just a minor dip, or that person is full of shit. Not sure which it is.
I've previously lost money on spicy rocks, now I'm about to lose money on shiny rocks
I don’t think Silver is done, it was oldies cashing out.\nChina is hoarding all the silver and still buying more
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Silver blow off top?
Somebody out there bought USAR at $40, panic sold on the dump, and pivoted to SLV at $100 today and then bought UNH calls at close
🙏Do it Asia I dare you!
Dude has a huge cock tho
I literally had an SLV $103 dream over the weekend then made $10k on that play today
Hot news !\n\nDue to lack of money on silver bullet due to high price of materials, Blade and Van Helsing started crowdfunding.\n\nPopulation of vampires in this week increased 🩸🧛‍♂️
Wuts Snapchat \n\n44 yo
People were buying silver at Costco bro.
China will start the pump then had over to Europe
SLV bulls doing mental gymnastics on a metal that 3-4x like a meme stock in 6 months lol
maybe i'm a socialist or communist or whatever insult you want to hurl at me, but - in my opinion - there should be no such thing as a for-profit insurance company. fuck em all.
it was a comment on the daily thread I believe, I forgot his name but I remember the idea cuz I was thinking how to play UNH and then decided to save cash for big tech earnings instead
Don't do it. I just broke even a few months ago on mining stocks I bought in 2006. During the last metal bull.
Maybe because 55% in 25 days was a bit much 😂
They are using the Android operating system now, so I think calls would be a better play.
Stop-loss orders and walk away. LOL
It's not a rock. It's might shiny pet named slivers. Fk you.
Made him a millionaire and still saying this shit 🤣
Retail will be left holding the bag as always
Damnnnnn UNH is going back to dead ceo levels
Only the highest regarded
Jensen Huang could crash the entire market by saying something bearish about AI during an earnings call
Probably. Its a parabolic move. Shit was like $30 a year ago. Not some massive increase in demand, its a commodity. If lead goes up 4X short it.
416 friends, 53 on snap+, 25yo, southwest US\nCoworker: 1700 friends, 441 on snap+, 21yo, southwest US
Just like their core business
Silver is not real.  When is the last time you went to the store to get some?  When is the last time you used it to pay for something?\n\nExactly.  You fomo’d and you lost
there is more reason for it go up than to go down, literally nothing happened that justifies the drop except for consolidation
#Its A TRAP
silver gonna V
Greed
... it's a shiny rock.
right, like when he said "we need to stop badmouthing AI, its hurtful"
Maybe now the metal money will start rotating into mag 7...
UNH price too high imo
Silver CEO released the Epstein files
I bought at 200
UNH earnings are premarket tomorrow. I wonder why someone would tweet such nasty things to tank the stock in after hours?\n\n\nIt’s eerily reminiscent of when the same individual said the CEO of intel sucks and then bought 10% of the company the next week sending it from 18-60 a share.!
STOP MY UNH CALLS ARE ALREADY DEAD\nI DECLARE BANKRUPTCY
Prob priced in on options. Dunno. I like easy money.
Close. 100