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| The thing with 0dtes is if it shoots the opposite way you're down -30% in a minute. It almost never goes back to your entry. If it does go slightly your way, it edges 10% or so. If you're lucky you get maybe 30% or so. Baggers are conviction holds through the -30% and not selling at 30%. |
| Look at this guy, a total loser. Zero talent! I make $7.5k in two days-minutes, literally minutes-and this guy is crying in the comments. Sad! He probably lost his whole account because he doesn't know how to do it. A complete disaster! |
| MSFT don't let me down now |
| META is gonna have to reinvent themselves soon when all the Boomers die. Sorry Mom and Dad! |
| GOOD ONE ZUCC\n\nMORE AI SLOP FOR THE WORLD\n\nLMAOO |
| KOSPI is just degens on leverage. Institutions left them to play with US and EU msrkets. |
| I am going to make all ym money back then fuck off for a week i promise this time |
| What should I buy for POWER/SOUR HOUR? 🤡 |
| Meaning what |
| worst casino ever |
| Cringe\n\nPoots |
| OKAY GUYS I JUST WANT TO LET U KNOW I HAD A GRAND AWAKENING N IM NO LONGER LIVIN IN FEAR OR WORRYIN ABOUT SHOULDA WOULDA COULDA COS TIME IN THE MARKEEET, BEATS TIMIN THEEE MARKET N ALSO WE GOT THE HEAT WE CANT BE BEAT |
| A long as we end -0.10% or higher I’m rich |
| We need me last rip up signaling the throwing in of the towel of the bears. That’s when the top will truly be hit. And that’s not coming until after Anthropic (at a minimum) goes public. |
| all the lines in my casino app are red. what gives? |
| nonononononono |
| ahh shit here we go again |
| MSFT looks like it wants to go red. Bullish for the overall market |
| acct value $130k.\n\nTodays change -$489.00\n\nMotherfuck this market. |
 Meta enters AI image model race in bid to court advertisers and subscribers Meta has announced Muse Image, its first AI model for image creation, as it seeks to attract creators and advertisers to its offerings. www.cnbc.com |
| I have 120 contracts decaying at a rate of \~2000$ per day for the next 2 weeks \n\nTheta feels good mang |
| Entered an NVDA leap. Someone give me some hope that NVDA will reach ath before march |
| load up for the ai consciousness pump in 2 weeks |
| Sandisk just hit the trendline it jumped to in September 2025 |
| QQQ is hard pinned right now. Those darn computers playing their computer games |
| you know inflation is bad when it used to be "$20 is $20" |
| I bought stonks, my bad |
| If you zoom out it does seem kind of obvious |
| θ |
| did KOSPI activate their side car on SPY |
| Long and strong. Taking the rest of July off. |
| Meta scam candle |
| Wow we are really just going to sit at 749 until close huh |
| Slow break to the down |
| Meta puts |
| Need scott hanson to announce power hour like its the witching hour |
| YOU WANT THE SUCC YOU BET ON THE ZUCC |
| Lmao why did META just jump up\n\nDid everyone log into thier old facebook accounts at the same time |
| And don’t forget \n“but i will say this.. \nto me crypto is a very ..powerful...a lot of people using it. BITCOIN. \ntheyre using it at levels that nobody i i dont think nobody understands really how powerfu...AND if we didnt do it....CHINA would do it in a minute.” |
| MU and AMAT have been giving me a bloody nose. |
| Are we goin gay or are we goin green someone's gotta tell me what the fuck's going on right now |
| Why? Tacomas already have issues, untrained labor won't help. |
| What the fuck is the problem right now |
| Sorry, bought DRAM |
| So are semis dead and no longer needed in our modern society or is SOXL going to continue to rally a bit? Do we think the KOSPI is going to be a piece of shit again? |
| The average woman in the US weighs 170 lbs. |
| If you bought any of the "power hour"s of the last two weeks, and didn't sell before the end of the day, you lost money. |
| SPY aint moving. Ill have to bail from my Puts here if it stays flat for the next 30 minutes |
| I want meta puts |
| yeah this little regroup is better to sell into, we're gonna see chaos here this week |
| How dire is it when people talk about the World Cup here |
| bagrosoft gonna end red |
| Yeah, shows take too long between seasons.\n\nThe ones with insane sets like GOT and HOTD and Fallout (which has a pretty decent tat), sure, makes some sense. \n\nBut something like Pluribus or Severance with very basic sets most of the time and very limited special effects don't have great excuses other than lazy show runners and booking issues. |
| #Market frozen baggies they are killing your 0DTEs LMAO |
| Bers thot |
| 1 smol pump pls |
| 7 and a half thousand dollars in 7 fucking minuuuuuutes!!!!!! |
| 10 year experience dev ops for 100-140 1099 is kinda dogshit, im surprised you’re finding the people |
| mu plz.. |
| Dump it |
| Why meta why |
| yes, very helpful -thx |
| Copy that Shorting chipotle |
| wtf is this wall on SPX 7520, it just can’t get over it |
| My best guess is people have seen the Semi's and are moving their money back to more stable and safe options like BAG7. They also have earnings soon. |
| This price action is infuriating |
| I really need spx to rip man |
| Holy unc |
| Meta is the new MU. \n |
| 1 meaningful volume shrek dick to go please |
| No more market today! Come back tomorrow! |
| Kangaroo ass market |
| How is META not up on the board |
| I also recently got an offer to boost the cash rewards rate up to **5.5%**, which is an awesome deal. I can now earn 5%+ on my cash, whether I hold or lend it. |
| Shit moved all day and now stalls |
| One can only hope |
| Holy fucking fute hourly barcode my god |
| They are champions |
| https://preview.redd.it/vo4zvn7woubh1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=e290a2ceabdc4180b7d71eb795180f2f3f9c0962\n\nSpace Investors rn |
| That VAR-decision is really going to be healthyt for the arabic conspiracy paranoia |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Semis |
| Can’t wait for Michael burry to get arrested for spreading fear via social media to boost his port |
| Refs like Argentina, is all. |
| Just need NDX to stay flat for 1.5 hours. 🤡 |
| Gonna take a dump. That burrito didn't sit well with my stomach |
| SPCX is the most stable coin I've ever seen |
| Ok what’s going on, why is META going up all of a sudden |
| That seems like a loud message that they are dumping again tomorrow. They don't want to hit circuit breakers, so they have to stagger out the selling across the week. Or weeks, in this case. Weeks and weeks. |
| Trashy? The fuck is this guy on about. |
| 😂 Fr fr |
| lol Swtizerland/colombia gonna score 3 goals on argentina next game and somehow argentina still gonna win |
| Sk Hynix ? |
| gonna feast on this afterhours sell off |
| The same people who thought Salah should’ve been awarded a pen, are the same who believed the US could’ve win a knockout game 😂 |
| SPCX and qqq are doing it |
| Theta fuck of the century |
| My fish-head wife! |
| I've been using Coinbase to trade crypto, stocks, and other assets. Because I'm a Coinbase One member, I'm also earning 5%+ on my cash (Lend), and 4% on my everyday spending with the Coinbase One Card.\n\nI'm holding $200k+ in assets across crypto, stocks, and cash. Genuinely feels like a good deal, since my cash is earning 3.5 - 6%, my spending is earning 4%, and my crypto is earning via staking - and I can borrow against my Bitcoin / crypto instantly at any time.\n\nThey also launched Direct Deposit, and I'm able to automatically allocation a % of it in BTC each paycheck (I set it at 10%). Wish they would launch the ability to pay bills with their account & routing number, at which point I can shift even more money there (e.g. what I'm using to pay rent each month).\n\nCoinbase is quickly evolving into a really rewarding platform. Wondering if anyone else is using it similar to the above, or if it's a sleeper? |
| Oh no meta |
| I would be shocked if meta puts here didn’t print |
| Ok I’m tired of getting chopped for this past 2 hours. Sold for a loss, you’re welcome in advance if the top finally blows off. |
| Another day meta 0dte calls go +5,000% |
| META META META |
| Spy took 10 mins to drop 5 points this morning then another 10 mins to pump it back only for it to sit in .20 cent range for 3 hours |
| What’s the move now ? |
| Risking $27k on 0DTE options for a 10% profit. Nice…. Works until it doesn’t |
| The move has been chosen we going up boys |
| cat walked across the keyboard of someone's bloomberg terminal |
| META GOING THE RIGHT WAY 🎉 |
| MU will have an Argentina run soon. |
| Everyone wants META on slight good news and everyone hates META on slight bad news. Once the dust settles, people will look around at how cheap it is. I’m just not sure the dust ever settles |
| This Italian guy Messi is 39 but he’s really good at soccer. Well, his team was losing to the evil Egyptians, (you know, the iron sheik country), and in the last 10 minutes of the game he scored 2 goals, and his team won in stoppage time at the end of the game. |
| Loool - Was the p/v ratio good atleast |
| image generation model?\n\nwhat is this? 2025?\n\nLMAO ZUCC |
| It’s already been a shakeout learn to read charts lil boy |
| No, hot chicks from Schwab call big-ballers and flirt with them while shit-talking their fish-head wives or girlfriends. |
| SPY green close |
| Cmon at least attempt to go to 750 |
| First semi final France vs England\n\nSecond semi final Spain vs Argentina \n\nFinal France vs Argentina \n\nArgentina wins\n |
| Nice to have some green with META but i know how this will be faded tomorrow ffs |
| Which begs the question: Why is Zuckerturd so desperate to pump? He's been throwing PR shit out desperately all month.\n\nAll they have to is reduce CapEx and say they are focusing on what makes them tons of money instead of doing stupid shit. But he can't do that. Why not? It's not just psychological. |
| #STOOPID FKEN AMZN BOLS NEVER LEARN LOL |
| Yes |
| 749.30 got snatched so hard |
| Position better. |
| More sellers than buyers, then more buyers than sellers, then theta. |
| So whats the next big sector? |
| I bought some calls bcz i saw it in a post, currently up 141% idk if I should sell or hold |
| PUMP META PUMP |
| COME ON MU YOU CAN DO IT BUDDY |
| yet it fail to brainwash people into using metaverse. Simultaneously meta is this big bad bogeyman in the eye of media yet it is also so powerless once it step outside its domain. |
| Actually they are down big. You are thinking about el mayo faction that’s up big |
| Had my 20 yr high school reunion last weekend and these girls be EATING. 🤰 |
| only 50 shares? youre out here writing a whole screenplay about running with the bulls and your big play is like three grand |
| It's almost like the market WANTS to confuse you about which direction it's headed. |
| This could be a good rap song if you get AI on it. |
| Until you get another 3 weeks of shakeouts |
| My puts are getting cooked in this chop. Any call holders getting cooked too? |
| No one knows! |
| Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right. Soccer. That's a real cute sport... Especially the way y'all bounce that ball off your heads. Personally, I don't like any sport where you don't use your hands. |
| r/bitcoin about to get that stairs up, elevator down treatment. |
| Insects are powerlifters. Many species routinely carry 10 to 50 times their own body weight |
| So like, can someone explain what exactly happened today and why? In adult terms, bc I already know market is fuk. |
| COME ON MU END GREEN |
| As a short guy, ive always been long 😉 |
| you know something we don’t? |
| IN YOUR ANOOS? |
| How do you manage not to close 0dte options right when breakeven when the market started to go against you right away and after awhile it comes back. Like you invest at 10 and 10:03 you are -30% and at 11:15 +1% |
| I don't even have any open positions and the market is pissin me off still. |
| Guess I'm gonna spend this week white knuckling these INTU 290/300 7/10 bear call spreads that have swung from +42% to -33% since the bell |
| Wtf meta |
| What happened to the memory demand? |
| new to fifa? |
| Wow how have I not thought of this |
| The funny thing is bears will load puts again for tomorrow and lose (again). They can’t stop themselves |
| Just let it fall onto your feet instead of your hands |
| Didn't you hear? They are building data centers on the Moon soon |
| But, but but... It'S JoINinG tHE NaSDaQ 100 derp derp |
| slow bleed is probably more profitable for them |
| Meta moon shot let’s go 700 🙏🏻 |
| Why the hell its not moving now |
| I’ve learned to never hold options in SPY for more than five minutes, as crazy as that sounds. It has never worked in my favor lol |
| I’ve seen this move too many times with META, it will dump -5%…. |
| MUUUUU WE ARE SO BACK |
| Let me check my magic 8 ball |
| Yea probably inside you |
| Wtf i didn't see that! That sucks. |
| Usually if you expect it to go down more, you don't buy. Thats just my strategy anyway |
| where you saw only one set of footprints, Zuckerberg carried you |
| meta news tmr: we will make chips now. 1000+ easy |
| How anyone can think billions of dollars moving around and across 500 companies can mean the index stays pinned for 2 hours is real and natural price action is beyond me |
| Im making 10k daily on my 300 meta shares and calls |
| I HAVE A TEN INCH COOOOOOOOCK!!!!! |
| SPX consolidating pump it up now |
| Square burger patties that stick out from the burger and are fresh, never frozen, are what people crave! |
| Just remember, it’s not how the market closes today that matters. \n\nIt’s how the market opens tomorrow. |
| Shits been stuck here I need more upward movement |
| It recommends users what they like |
| Argentina winning is so sad |
| Nobody wants to catch these knives. Sideways land |
| What’s everyone buying holding/buying? |
| *"I'll buy calls and puts on MU so I always come out on top!* 🤡🤡🤡 |
| Is Zuck back? |
| Israel vs Palestine soccer match was intense |
| thanks chatgpt |
| > In zuck's defense\n\nbitch pls! He makes decisions based on dreams he has and vibes. He is not some savant business man, he was just very, very lucky once and has been fumbling ever since. |
| Lawdey ja bhojayam nayeye na rajamyam |
| Serious question: Are they just going to dump again tomorrow? Why even buy if it just goes down more? |
| In the past two months, via ipo, equity, and bond offering, hyperscalers are loading up on nearly half a trillion in debt/cash raises |
| This is an everyone trap, the market will actually move at 2:50 into AH. Profiting off options is illegal now. |
| Your construction\n\nsmells of corruption |
| Copilot is a heap of shit. Bring back Clippy |
| SPY $755 today or American challenge in my ass |
| F off |
| Kangaroo |
| So you're saying you've been watching so much and can't stop? |
| If |
| Fuck this shitty ass market you regards ruined it |
| Bottom is in |
| He’ll lose a 50% position revenge trade and we’ll never hear from him again it’s a waiting game with people as stupid as he is |
| Market desperate from some rotation out of data center exposure… except there aren’t any. CAT to $1T I guess lmao.. oh you mean they ran up on DC construction hype? |
| One of my favorite word during the AI bull market: tokens!!\n\n👴: Tokens?! Back in my day gawd dammit, tokens made sense!!\n\nYou went to the arcade, bought a cup of tokens, put 'em in the machine, played Pac-Man, and when they were gone... you went home. 🕹️\n\nNow these AI bastards tell me I used 4 million tokens and send me a bill at the end of the month?! 😡\n\nWhere are my tokens?! I don't hear anything jingling in my pocket!! 🪙. I might be old, but I ain't gonna get scammed!! |
| Can FIFA review all my bad trades with VAR and overturn the ones that lost me money? My last name is Messi btw |
| Catching Bottom is Quite Difficult, I believe |
| Dumb 🐻 be like:🌈🌈🌈 |
| Buying calls after a shakeout might be the best feeling next to having an orgasm |
| theta trap |
| It’s okay, we are only going to keep the war going on |
| have you tried routing your orders directly to Citidel so they can fuck you faster and harder? |
| They turned this shit into a stable coin |
| Market legitimately broke |
| Yes |
| Book it |
| Literally "AI" but in the 70s.. in fact it's been multiple cycles by now lmao\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_winter |
| Losses went from seppuku levels to just crippling depression lol |
| Yes, the stock is beaten down already, that’s how this works |
| What would you do with the other $99,980? |
| Market rotation into NET lmao |
| My inner voice just said buy 100 ATM SPY calls and hold for 10 minutes |
| There are people in this thread talking about gambling on sports. Fuck that shit. |
| My EOW calls will be delighted if this comes true |
| Lmao is their own AI in the room with us |
| Step one: buy high, sell low. Step two: ignore step one.\n\n |
| SPY 0DTE calls or is this a bull trap?? |
| META’s business model is the definition of “throw shit on the wall and see what sticks” |
| it's ok, the big mean bears are gone now, you can go up in price again 🙂 |
| 3:30p is usually when it starts unwinding. Hence the low volume all day, then huge spike at the end. That's the big ol' truckload of retail options that MMs are settling before the price actually moves. |
| 99% chance 🥭 bitches out to bibi and listens to their every command for barrons positions |
| Port size is retarted but I guess it worked bro ✌️ |
| Are you just stringing together words you read somewhere without any sort of understanding? Market makers compete with one another for quotes, they are carrying inventory risk, gamma risk, etc. Just because they try to remain delta neutral doesn't mean it's risk free... If anything volatility spikes are the last thing they want due to hedging costs shooting up so I don't know why they would be interested in flash crashes.\n\nFYI, the whole MM=market manipulator thing was literally a joke from back when people on WSB actually kind of understood how the market functioned. It's like Australians and drop bears. |
| so much gay stuff on netflix nowadays, can’t a brother catch a break\n\ngot enough 🌈🐻 here as it is |
| 2 o'clock pump? (for the haters) |
| The fuck |
| Argentina with the V God Candle 3 goals in 12 minutes |
| \*META: MUSE IMAGE AVAILABLE TODAY ACROSS META AI APP, ON [META.AI](http://META.AI), INSTAGRAM STORIES IN US, WHATSAPP IN SOME COUNTRIES, COMING SOON TO FACEBOOK |
| i usually won't start a series anymore until its several seasons in and good, i don't watch much, right now i'm working through the latest of vox machina, i don't want to get hooked into a show that only gets one season |
| du bist gu genug |
| Some guy said they were gonna buy NVDA puts at open. I can't stop thinking about them. I hope they didn't buy them. |
| Sorry we are talking about sports today, no one cares about this extremely important bearish news |
| They aren't selling what do we do? \n\nJust theta until they sell. |
| I've learned a ton about my options strategy from playing CRASH |
| Crazy price action rn |
| buying puts at close |
| METAAAAA |
| Time to create some sweet memories with memory.... |
| > nothing beats fifa\n\nExcept for every other sport including pickleball and bug-fights. |
| KOSPI hitting the sell for suren |
| This is dumb. Railroads were the biggest boom and busts. 3D printing is a major thing, NFTs are not, AI is probably more like 3D printing than it is like NFTs |
| 🛫🤔 |
| Never thought I’d come across the king of incels yet here we are |
| Sold my m4 after it sitting in the garage for 3 years. We traveling |
| Cry |
| I forgot |
| your other cousin will get jealous? |
| I guess if funds don't dump it more during the last hour today, we should expect some relief rally? |
| We gap down\n\nWe melt up\n\nWe theta at open prices? WTF is this shit |
| Lmao you ain’t the most bearish then. |
| I’ll give it to the MMs this is the best shakeout I’ve seen since November |
| I havent looked, how is memory doing? |
| Meta’s leg up are insane |
| Bruh choose a fucking direction already |
| So META pumps on news that it might sell excess compute, but also pumps on news that it is releasing a compute-heavy image generator despite that capability already being available in other pre-existing models.\n\nOkey dokie. |
| This is going to be a red hulk down |
| meta pumping but it doesn’t even move the market 😔 |
| I probably the most bearish guy on Dram but look like today was the bottom if Koreans dont press the sell buttons |
| Because I already did it... she's not worth it |
| I pray you're right |
| up up up |
| Who sat on the pause button |
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| Theta Theta Theta |
| ultimately yes thats the finale |
| would be nice to get a boost on my stocks so i can exit |
| I guess so. Missed so many exits and am losing money even though my ask is right at the mark price |
| Zuck bringing the islands directly to the people! Zuck for president! |
| Everyday they show us this market is designed to fuck retail. Down with wall street |
| "Microsoft, $MSFT, has replaced OpenAI, Anthropic with own AI in some apps, per Bloomberg." |
| Bank rollsss on the tableeee 🎶 \n\nMU just gave me analllll 🎶 |
| Too old |
| Just going to call it for today, go regarss |
| # Meta enters AI image model race in bid to court advertisers and subscribers\n\n \nsoooo how does this fit with meta renting out datacenters and they are done with ai |
| Still doesn't make sense, Jared |
| Bring towing into account too. I can’t haul a dump trailer dry let alone loaded with the Kei truck on a regular road let alone the highway but a standard pickup can. People tout those trucks but for anyone who has the needs of anything slightly more than a typical SUV you should really just get a regular pickup up truck. I use a shovel to dig a hole not a rake |
| 29th |
| The good thing is you can gain back your losses with a couple good trades. The bad thing is you will lose it all again |
| wtf is this on QQQ |
| "Memory stocks plummet as AI race ends - companies searching to outhire as many competitors as possible with exorbitant salaries" |
| we can't think of one |
| When is earnings? |
| COME ON SPY WTF |
| The game's over, can SPY move nowwwwww |
| FT reported that many Koreans are taking their stock gains and buying property. President is urging folks to stop because property prices are sky rocketing and creating a bubble. Also I guess he is trying to pump kopsi |
| He's 9 |
| It's real F-ing bad.\n\nEquinor up over 4%, looks like war about to restart? |
| Egyptians, come gamble your sorrows away on the stock market with us |
| 19x yoy growth in a century old established mega corporation, nothing to see here!!! |
| Once SPY touches $740 again we can be saved |
| wallahi |
| okay send meta back to the abyss |
| ARM the biggest piece of shit |
| META on the run. |
| where we goin |
| Would be a good time for MU and SNDK to pull the stock split card |
| Apparently 100% |
| Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t fuck my cousin |
| Market makers are holding overall positive exposure to options on SPY right now, but there is a giant wad of 750 0DTE calls blocking their upward push. As long as there's no crazy institutional positioning between now and 4pm, expect a spike up end of day as the delta exposure explodes upwards past the call wall. |
| I'm waiting for a man to rub up behind me and insurt his Dingus in my tight Glumbus. |
| How do those fuck ugly guys get hot Egyptian goddess wife's with huge tits? Asking for a friend |
| So much profit gone wahhhhh get out of the casino |
| Patiently waiting for my spy calls to go to the moon… |
| Didn’t have any meme stocks so I’m good there. Far as memory/semis goes I’m holding that. This will 100% go back up IMO, just not going to try and time the bottom. |
| Calls at the top as well |
| She's a 7, but her junk flies out if she pulls greater than 9 G's on re-entry |
| two truths and a lie |
| > "They"\n\ncareful! |
| Smci flat till eod |
| THEY WON BIC BOI. |
| Buying puts at the bottom of a V should be a medically recognized syndrome |
| Some Egyptian ladies getting their asses beat tonight boy |
| meta 630 eod and 650 by tomorrow |
| When the full port becomes the 1/4port |
| Yeah Egypt like to cry like babies but back down quick against the real ones |
| Yeah I seen this before I think 750 today |
| To be fair it's bigger than hers |
| My wife's penis is bigger than that |
| Even the market is less rigged than a FIFA game 🤡 |
| \- Kitchen food prepper during rush hour |
| 6.4. Lucky |
| Argentina vs. France |
| Fuk you! Sprots are where it's at! |
| I remember reading that the true float is also a lot smaller than the public float. FWIW. I bought shares a month or so ago and I'm pretty happy with that. In for some July 17 calls atm too. |
| Main US News sites saying literally nothing about strikes in the strait ahahaha what a bunch of useless fucks |
| Theta killing ne |
| Yes |
| Get it over with already |
| What match? |
| Sports.** |
| bro nah if Argentina wins the wc again im done watching this rigged ass shit |
| My penis is 6.4 but my wife pretends it's huge!!!!! |
| Volume is low. |
| You sound dumb as fuck TBH. |
| META 700+ after earnings heard it hear first |
| I would say I'm amazed that such a volatile start to the day could be followed by being pinned to the same narrow level on just about every chart the rest of the day.... but yeah, you get used to it. |
| Shit is rigged. FIFA wants Argentina vs France for the final |
| That's my sell signal |
| Sell your calls. Then it will be able to go up |
| Uh, we looking at the same charts? |
| If you arnt all in 20% OTM soxl weeklies what the fuck even are you doing?!? |
| Wait for the FIFA IPO. That'll really be something |
| Anyone else just not getting their orders filled today? wtf |
| Buy META |
| I kicked someone in the balls once |
| calls right now is literally free money |
| Egyptians are well known cowards. Look at the guy who fronted to martinez from behind his mate and instantly folded when he got called out |
| So are we officially buying PLTR again? |
| Eventually 🥭 is going to drop the 💣 |
| NBIS every damn day lol |
| If Argentina can do it then why not spy. |
| most random day for NET to hit ATH |
| Wut |
| I AM MOANAAAAAAAAAAA |
| Okay here we go....maybe |
| Meta pump on an image model? Funny. |
| Stuck at 749 for 2 hours now, either shits about to hit the fan or flying |
| Moves in the range are pretty fast, feels like it's coiling instead |
| https://preview.redd.it/sn4fkjfqmubh1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22c1dc2de04790fc3d860fb15fe07bd23717555d |
| I don't care anymore, the match ruined my day, just take the entire market down, close the casino, burn down the casino |
| More bullish then going all in on retarded glasses. |
| Saul - moan\n\nEvery time |
| That only works if the stock market always goes up, right? |
| Fuck all this gambling conversation. We are here to gamble stocks, not shitty sprots. |
| Yep just to kill my 749 calls lol |
| I need to watch\n the bid/ask, because there is so little volume that the price is not even moving in real-time. |
| "They" are already cutting each other's throats to offload their SpaceX bags. |
| Market requires the blood of MSFT to be green |
| My God the Nazis really pulled that game out of their ass, congrats |
| The 🧃 won’t lose |
| ZUCKS PARLAY ON ARGENTINA JUST HIT |
| Regards selling stonks to bet on sports |
| Sry martinez calling it afterwards is gay |
| Fuck the Middle East spy to ath’s eow! |
| The day is almost over. Almost. |
| Bottom is in. Kospi will pump Bers |
| Thats why im holding cash. We happened to reverse to a bear market after only a month and half bull. Super rigged |
| So up or down |
| https://preview.redd.it/h9aozt5hmubh1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae8d610d40109df7d9c76b30977411e4685e735d\n\n \nAl Bundy was the Al of the 90s |
| Damn what were the odds of Argentina winning at minute 75 |
| Long end of yields back over 5% |
| yup, afraid so. |
| Saylor seems like an honest chap. |
| sushi |
| Did I say Oracle is a beneficiary of AI Mania? Clearly the market sees AI as a threat to their business (I personally do not agree with this). \n\nAlso if you look at the major players and the spend (including new equity and debt), I don’t think them being punished is an accurate take. The PEs are not exactly discounted. |
| Your mom |
| Lot of stuff is priced in rn |
| If it actually were to break through its rocketing to 753. |
| Ughhhhhhh I’m such a fucking loser |
| holy shit we are gonna sit at 749 until EOD |
| Threw 500 on ARGENTINA when they hit 15% LETS GO |
| Magikarp |
| True, a real winner lmao |
| Automobiles.\n\nUseful technology where everyone was starting a company for it out of their garage. However as competition took over the vast majority failed leaving us with relatively few solid competitors and options.\n\n |
| Great now you will get banned |
| The foul led to the goal though, mohammed |
| F1 rules and decisions are such a great example on how Europe runs. |
| Messy clown 🤡 |
| 740 close today and 730 by open tomorrow. Things are getting heated in middle east - 3rd tanker attacked today. |
| Zuck bet big on argentina |
| PLTR is a safe haven now lmao |
| # [‘Constant Battle with Criminals’: Meta Responds to Child Sexual Abuse Ads Scandal; Stock Rises](https://www.tipranks.com/news/constant-battle-with-criminals-meta-responds-to-child-sexual-abuse-ads-scandal-stock-rises)\n\nSexual abuse ads are bullish |
| I already yoloed 100k in META |
| red snapper |
| Called it! |
| The awkward moment in 2030+ when you thought your sex robot loved you, but she walks out because you didn't make your monthly payment on time to the manufacturer for the hardware & token usage. |
| KORU brother! |
| Tell me ur gey without telling me ur gey lmfaooo\n\nStupid fa ghut |
| Market may be rigged but nothing beats fifa |
| Spy to $750 any second now |
| Fuck me, anyone can just buy a camera and upload huh |
| What we think bout Intel |
| why |
| Why no pitch fighting? Tensions running high. |
| Argentina told yall it was free money! I'm full porting into sports betting |
| Y'all are crazy if you think they'll let the market crash before Claude or OpenAI go public lol. No way in hell. |
| Argentineans pretend to be European instead of Latin American\n\nTherefore, they shall be added to the Europoor index |
| 2pm trump dump? |
| I greatly enjoy pronouncing the *L* in *saLmon* |
| Booo just dump already Spy |
| I share your sentiment. Apparently whatever robbinghood casino allows is fair game here |
| Mag 7 just rotating pumping and dumping |
| Exactly this is a perfectly valid direction… it goes right. |
| If you Yolo'd 100K tomorrow, what would be your move? |
| Gey one |
| Mine is 10.1 inches when I squeeze it really hard |
| I guess the market likes the companies that stop setting their free cash flow and debt on fire because everyone else is doing it?\n\nIn zuck's defense this was a super hard call for him to make. |
| Should’ve known Messi doesn’t lose |
| Because you read this sub.\n |
| probably 4-5 they will find a way to kick the can down the road. |
| its gonna last till close easy |
| Buying puts, hoping for a stock to fall, while it slowly matches up all day. This is why I'm here! |
| Wendy’s serves delicious food ngl. |
| I got in for $81. Sold just enough to cover costs. The rest will hold until the stars align. I learned my lesson with Tesla and Amazon and buying/selling trends. I was making $10-20 a share. Then one day o sold at the “top” and it never stopped topping. This was before Tesla reported its first profit , so well before all the splits that have subsequently happened. I’m glad I made my $200 for 10 shares… |
| You know the people selling MU below 900 today were all r/wallstreetbets subscribers |
| METAAA WTFF |
| 85 minutes of chop. Fuck this |
| QQQ driving me fucking crazy\n\nFUCKING DO SOMETHINGGGGG |
| alright can we get the war machine going again or something this is fucking boring |
| What's the trick? |
| God: yes …. |
| The game is over. Let's go back to trading! |
| Because I sold my calls earlier |
| Imaging calling a foul AFTER THE GOAL. The referee got the fifa call, messi gotta win |
| Lost my bet for egypt to win. Lost 15k today on this clown market. What a fckin horrible day |
| This shit going to collapse into end of day |
| Egyptian fumble of highest degree |
| Need one little spy pop that’s it |
| Immediately back to 749.04 |
| This market fucking sucks now |
| Broiled haddock |
| I got my finger on the sell button. These calls are dying |
| # NGL THE KOPSI WOULD MAKE Y'ALL BETTER TRADERS\n\nTHIS SPY DOESN'T MOVE AT ALL 🤡 |
| Cmon Wsb give me the meta data center news deal |
| Congrats to fifa mafia shit is rigged |
| Double charging some of your customers |
| vagene |
| Power hour will be strong |
| It’s making a lot of money brainwashing kids, duh |
| I figure spy will breakout at some point today and it’ll definitely be to fuck me 🫡 |
| I HAVE A TEN INCH COOOOOCK!!!! |
| come on, MSFT, make a comeback like ARG today. Pump 5% |
| saas up but bagrosfot still lagging the fuckign market like always |
| FIG has 40% short interest |
| Is 750 too much to ask for man |
| Salmon |
| clearly egypt bought puts so the universe had to disappoint them |
| What that META doin |
| Please spy just touch 752 please |
| SPY getting pinned so calls and puts both die |
| shitters buying GLW puts pepeLaugh |
| Tell me you didn’t watch the game without telling me you didn’t watch the game \^ |
| I saiddd whoever pulled that rug \nYa moms a ho |
| I get what you're trying to ask, but A LOT of these things are not comparable to each other. \n\nThe tulip mania thing has been blown out of proportion, especially since their was more complexity that included froward contracts and a tulip damaging virus during the growing trend of the tulip trade. Jumping on trends is a common business tactic, until you're the one holding the left over stock. |
| META 700+ beyond easy |
| But they threw it too. They were exhausted and got served 3 goals in 13mins 🤷♂️ |
| We have government jobs, this is Reddit. |
| The direction is flat, ur being harvested for theta |
| Crappie |
| There's a youtube stock guy who thinks this forum talking about 0DTEs is actually talking about the stock DTE. |
| MU needs to go down like egypt because that's the way it works sorry not sorry |
| My butthole may be raw, but I got grit.\n\nI'm raw and gritty |
| Dude why do I full port |
| They all have something orange in common |
| I just got a missed call from Schwab. You think I’m getting margarine called? |
| Full port SK to feel the thrill of Kospi |
| Red days are just a psyop to shake out retail, the sooner u realize this the more poosie you will get. |
| Why is meta pumping? |
| There’s always a story needs to be told to get rich fast |
| what's everyone's favorite *fish*? |
| Argentina once agajn doesnt deserve a win |
| What? They got outdone by the champions stfu lmfao |
| Egypt blew their lead like the bers did today |
| I have it on excellent authority that bitcoin will only go up from this moment on |
| Mo exiting WC like how he exited Liverpool |
| God this is unbearable, just fucking pick a direction at this point. Feels like I’m watching paint dry whilst loosing money smh |
| ive been fucked a lot by markets and goth women with straps, but never as bad as egypt did by those refs |
| 2 monitors at the office |
| So 3 companies all in the same moat… while the rest of the industry is doing whatever possible to break in there or develop a better chip. There is nothing stopping companies from switching to whatever company has a better or cheaper chip. Shortage will not last forever and stock price is going to come down well before the shortage ends. Always does. |
| Lmfao the meta trial is insane |
| Oil will make -10% on this information, -20% on Bab al mandab blockage. |
| Not all of us work at Wendy's mayne. >!maybe prestigious places like McDonald's or olive garden!< |
| That rug pull on Egyptian fans was brutal |
| META |
| I can tell you’ve never kicked a ball in your life 😂 |
| spy 748.90 EOD this shit is PINNED |
| I need spy green bad. I don’t want to go back to the dumpster again, my throat hurts |
| 🤣🤣 |
| Sir, this is a Wendy’s lol |
| Fuck I am bigly mad |
| 🤝 |
| Europoors do exist |
| Egypt was robbed |
| Spy will be 749 until 3:45. Then u can buy SPX calls for when it’s going to be bought into the green so all puts expire worthless. Simple calculs |
| Only saw some of that Egypt match. A lot of weird calls. |
| I'm sure many houses were bought with tulips as well. |
| World Cup more rigged than the stock market |
| did META just buy Messi or what? |
| Argentina legit masochists. They love winning games with pain lmfaoooo |
| What happened to Meta |
| Grpn apparently making moves |
| Why didn't they review the penalty in the box before Argentina scored |
| Power hour? For the one time |
| Market not letting those spy 750 calls print |
| 😳 |
| What that META doin |
| I hope one of them is Air Marshal Fu Fu\n\nit doesn't even know what that means\n\nit wants to take\n\nit loves itself |
| Argentina won and I am down another 3% LMAO 🤌 |
| Cause they cancel on the shows people actually like with good ratings and wont shut the fuck up about upgrading the Netflix plan |
| 3 DTE AAPL 300p = free money |
| fucking finally |
| Is IShowSpeed crying again? |
| How are you people watching soccer? Is anyone here employed?? |
| Dang, it's true. Bout time for some action. My biggest holding. My heaviest bag. |
| why does it think it is funny |
| Messi GOAT 🐐 |
| Bro |
| If spy went green today that would be hilarious |
| Nas100 is a shit show |
| Woops |
| Just a question for the memory bears; where the volume? |
| MMs running FIFA now. |
| SPX barely loved one point when all the BAG7 pumped there 🤡 |
| Ref is forgetting to end the game |
| SPY 753 EOD |
| i feel like we’re going to get fucked at close |
| Thanks for the insight in this comment |
| It’s the Advanced money destroyer for a reason |
| Messi is such a carried shit player |
| Argentina is scam like spacx |
| Egyptians encounter Alexander the great circa 2026 |
| Imagine believing this 😂 |
| so is it the apocalypse or something? only 10 people left on the entire market? the fuck is this 3 hours of consolidation across the whole market |
| Well at least my Parley hit |
| I have been |
| GET FUCKED EGYPT |
| can we headfake 'em and moon |
| surprisingly it is holding up well despite semis in deep red |
| Man ASTS so trash today. Even RKLB is trying to rise |
| Pops $10 because of this and sits there 7 months. |
| Any reason Intel didn’t go uppies with semi |
| They have green energy |
| I was told AI was the future now I’m liquidating my closet and Xbox through Facebook marketplace |
| META with the god candle |
| Fucking rigged world cup, just hand the trophy to Messi already if you're too scared to give them cards |
| Come on MU. Stop teasing the breakout and V already. |
| Me when I'm leveraged as fuck and the market starts to dip: "Let me tell you something!" |
| What altcoin will run more in the next bull cycle, eth, sol or doge? |
| Bet on Argentina. Bet on market V this morning. Has there ever been a time period where money was this easy? |
| fuck amazon. made me round trip in profits twice |
| Red?!? What did you retards do? |
| Stop drop and roll bro |
| Just fucking go up. Jesus |
| I’m investing in ultra premium stock recommendations from YouTube shorts only |
| The internet infrastructure doesnt need to rebuild every five freaking years |
| The current president of Argentina owns 5 cloned dogs |
| This ref is insane |
| Just straight chuckery from Egypt it’s ridiculous |
| and a chainsaw he gave to musk |
| Can SPY turn green now, Argentina is winning. PUMP IT |
| vibes |
| Yer stupid soccer game is over now stfu |
| RAM back to my entry. Sorry yall, its gonna go down now |
| Holy shit. I’m truly cursed. Sold my bets for Argentina literally seconds before their first goal. Just like my options moves 💀 |
| Could’ve made more money betting on this Egypt vs Argentina game |
| Ref bought calls on the dip and Egypt guy is scolding him saying he’s a manipulator |
| Better to let that knife hit the ground first |
| Ya it was the last time I had faith in that fuck, everytime I gamble on doge it crashes so I just do it maliciously now |
| Meta is a cuck stock |
| You know this is the second farthest out option on the chain, right? Lots can happen in 530 days |
| Sounds good to me. Farm work, non-highway roads, simply hauling materials around. If what's needed is to go fast on highways, sure, a pick-up truck with a bigger engine would be a better choice (although all the ones with bigger engines also seem to come with bigger everything else, including price tag, rather than just the engine). |
| YES I SCALPED QQQ form -10k to +400 WOOO |
| The current president of Argentina owns 5 cloned dogs \n\nWhat\n\n |
| It's up 5% since I bought. I'm so ready for the bounce back. |
| This ref is pissed as fuck lmfao |
| Pretty sure he's the paperclip that shows up when I try to write a document |
| news on meta? |
| Ref is paid off. |
| this chop is bs |
| For real! |
| sure, except that the hyperscalers are being punished instead of pumping to bubble valuations, basically the inverse of your claim.\n\noracle's backlog is worth over 50% more than their market cap. |
| Ok www go doe |
| Got in when it was memed advanced money destroyer at 98. Got out today. Next degenerate bet? |
| The referee is craving dick, someone please feed the poor soul |
| decimal in wrong place.......dolla fitty |
| Or it will soak up money away from them just like SpaceX soaked up money away from other space stonks |
| Mu and sndk feels like green even though they are down |
| Egypt has no one to blame but themselves |
| For my puts sake yes please |
| But they are the ones selling the ai |
| Massive gap down incoming |
| I see we're burning puts and calls before the final hour |
| Day 171 of two weeks operation . |
| Ronaldo fans in absolute shambles |
| Which one is Messi is he that little guy in the blue shirt or |
| Proud MU dip buyer and bag holder |
| Egypt choke might rival GS Warriors 3-1 choke |
| GUYS WTF THIS SHIT WILL PUMP AGAIN IN NO TIME! LET ME TELL YOU! YOU ARE NOT LEVERAGED ENOUGH |
| Holy Meta candle |
| floating in a river cuz he couldnt pay his book |
| Lol there are so many things you listed that don't fit I can only assume this is rage bait because even a retard isn't that regarded |
| Those who sold at the bottom......fell for the oldest trick in market\n\nThose who DCA'd......knows how this machinery works |
| I bet the referee will suck off the entire Argentinian team personally after the match, he's clearly a ber |
| MSTR but that one is too obvious |
| TSLA calls.. looks like it has broken out of its downward trend.. if it bounces upwards from here.. game on. I am not a professional.. this is how I copium when I am wrong..😑 good luck! |
| shouldve watched egypt vs Argentina |
| What a game! I am really feeling bad for Eqypt. |
| mm’s won’t let it rip and they won’t let it plunge further…typical |
| The increase in capex is already slowing down. Capex looks like this:\n\n2023: $150B \n2024: $226B \n2025: $410B \n2026: $725B \n2027: $1100B ($1.1T, projected)\n\nThose increases are 51%, 81%, 77%, and 52% (last one is, once again, projected). Growth is already slowing down. Last year was the peak increase |
| Yes, I’m sure. We have contractors as well - I know the difference I have to plan for them in our CapEx. |
| spy make direction |
| Buddy this is the floor, not the top |
| like the koreans - take out second mortgages on their home to put into 50x leverage single stock ETFs? |
| I can’t stop myself from buying SpaceX calls. It’s not going well. |
| This midget is gods gift to football |
| If ive learned anything from the Koreans its that I'm not leveraged enough |
| Yours |
| No qqq pls go down |
| Damn saw a comment here an hour guy saying he put all his money on Egypt. He was so happy saying he is rich |
| Argentina did a Belgium |
| $MSFT is basically modern $KO |
| I always forget how corrupt this game is. Shame on me. FIFA give the 🥤 to Argentina |
| The old Mstr would be 140 rn |
| 749.00, 748.99, 749.01, … |
| Holy shit this is boring... \n\nGimme sum volatility |
| NVDA will end up being the only “AI” company. They will wait until Capex peaks and then they will push their open source model hard, blowing the frontier labs out of the water on price. |
| Fifa is so corrupt man, this referee needs to suck dick |
| Bingo. Cost to borrow was dirt cheap |
| Shit country, never visiting Argentina again, selling all my Argentinian stocks 😡 |
| Markets flat line |
| Who’s gonna buy the SK HYNIX listing with me? |
| There's one more Argentinian goal left. That baddie's eyes in the audience demands it |
| I bought a house with poop coins |
| Why don't americans take out loans to buy more stonks? Are they stupid? |
| Not a company getting caught multiple times a year that’s for sure |
| Argentina winning market will close red |
| Puts on Egypt 🤣🤣 |
| I love seeing the market punish certain stocks relentlessly for a month, to then do a complete reversal and pump them one random day based on no new information. Just lovely. |
| Bro do teams know that when they’re up against Argentina they don’t need to chuck the fucking game away |
| Imma need to talk to Infantino about this |
| kospi better fuking pump tonight |
| I cant stop buying the dip |
| Sure is |
| Hmm 3-3 spy -.3% coincidence? I think not |
| ARGENTINA!!!!!!!!! |
| U buy low and sell lower |
| I am the one who would buy Egypt call and Argentina put when Egypt led with 2 - 0. |
| Not the ideal V but I take it, could be worse |
| PL. high def images of earth. I presume they do a deal soon. Google owns 10% like they did space x |
| Why is the market catching strays |
| Fuck that referee, fucking corruption |
| Lmaooo where’s the guy who said betting on Egypt was free money |
| Volume has been so low since last week |
| The year is 2050, SPCX is 152.20 |
| We think EOD dump |
| Everyone: We just want a fun halo that we can do couch co-op and have theater and some fun multiplayer.\n\nMSFT: Okay, I'm going to not do any of that lol \n \nAlso MSFT: Gaming is dead time to layoff 3200 jobs |
| And now they're winning lmao |
| But it continues to do fraud. I like the dedication angle |
| Bro why don’t you call this a foul now MFer 🤬🤬 |
| goyslop |
| creamery |
| Should be 3-3 |
| Egypt looking like the market |
| Limp dick amerifats |
| Epic choke from Egypt |
| Holy fjckkk |
| Actually glad you didn't say anything |
| Egypt got rugged by FIFA MM |
| Holy fuck we should have just bet Argentina after the first goal 1-2. Better than playing SPY |
| yes until you get fucked by random massive volume |
| I love days when money go up. Sadly, they are often followed by big days of money go down. :C |
| No conviction whatsoever |
| Is Argentina winning good or bad for the market |
| Argentina is ahead, now pum SPY to 755 by EOD please |
| Ugly gauchos |
| Man soccer is fucking crazy |
| Blockage expected in the suez |
| Mossad mixed cocaine in the Argentinian players drink in the last hydration break |
| When sndk 10x I can ok trust |
| now’s let’s see barons portfolio |
| Agreed. Instead let’s gamble on candles moving across a screen. |
| MSFT is actually the inverse market indicator, that's so fitting. |
| Who was saying that betting on Egypt was free money? |
| No way Egypt choked this hard |
| Rivaling spurs choke in finals. Egypt loss is close to all-timer here. |
| The 20Q (20 questions) handheld |
| Calls! |
| Power hour or sour hour ? |
| Like clock work, knew it was gonna V |
| 3 - 2 \nSPY blood red LMAO🤌 |
| Bitcoin has won, but not him |
| Wait a min. R u saying wwe is fake ? |
| Lmaooo messiiii |
| Tying mine up right now |
| 3-2 SPY CIRCUIT BREAKER |
| Back to the pyramids!!! |
| Overheard at my regular breakfast/brunch joint: “Can I help you? Do you need a menu?” “No…I need a water and uhhhh a Diet Coke…and a menu.” Server: “ so you do need a menu” 😬 her: (no comment) |
| insane comeback |
| What a choke |
| Can’t decide if I should buy calls or puts at close. Very indecisive day. |
| Felt this♥️ even though I'm not in MRVL i AM in MU and WDC. Gonna be a rough Christmas |
| Damn |
| You cannot even buy a [silsergipfeli](https://www.reddit.com/r/Switzerland/comments/xlvm16/i_investigated_silsergipfeligate/) with that, adjusted for inflation and FX... |
| OH MY GOD ARGENTINA |
| Basically yea |
| FUCK\nYOU\nARGENTINA |
| Egypt got hit by a missile |
| Egyptian ROPE, how pathetic |
| are u up |
| Oh shit u right . But too poor to buy 😂 |
| No worries at alll! And yeah a haunting amount of trophies. Could be a whole lot more than they were able to convict on. |
| Would be sick for Intel to go green |
| Fuck man. Imhotep has no chance |
| 3d printing bubble? huh? |
| Bookies win. First half retail lost and a draw is the biggest retail lost. |
| I got calls on rope |
| I did it for the memes |
| I think the comparable would be dotcom bubble:\n\nDirectionally accurate\n\nMania caused overspend, which facilitated the infrastructure for future growth. \n\nCompanies went under or were flat for a decade or more\n\nEventually the tech changed the world |
| any hope for callholders or do we buy rope…. |
| 748.80 has the strength of god |
| but who is the BEST at fraud? |
| Calls on spy now at 750 Messi will lose and Iran will be happy an Arab country won 🥇 |
| Bro these egypt mf's can really ball |
| The fiber optics telecom infrastructure boom of the early 2000s will probably end up being the best comparison. Or maybe it’s unprecedented and AI replaces all of us who the fuck know |
| I would make fun of you but then I remember how much the Latina baddies love drama. Could be true |
| Im in. This could print. |
| Is scalping QQQ the way? I just did 1500 in like 5 trades 5 mins |
| Egypt fights football like arabs fight wars. How can they drop the ball |
| This dude kills everything he touches...this is worrying as fuck lol |
| JENSEN TOLD ME MRVL WAS THE NEXT TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY AND NOW MARGIN IS CALLING. HOW DO I TELL THE KIDS THERES NO CHRISTMAS 💔 |
| Messi is the master of regards |
| Imagine watching a bunch of dudes in costumes kick a ball around and be so passionate about people who don’t even know you exist. |
| Bruvs we are goin up |
| Correct, enjoy your pump and dump. |
| Company is just fraud, no moat, anyone can do fraud |
| It is scary for bulls when vix is going down but indices are not moving. A shit trend is forming |
| With this tasty dip my portfolio is now 89% RIVN, 5% deep red XOM and CELH calls, and 6% cash just waiting for another bad decision. |
| remember buenos aires!!! |
| Got my day's profits into this as well, doesn't seem likely though. Toying with cashing out |
| Cmon spy fuckin pump, I’m tired of being poor |
| 750 calls for tomorrow are cheaper than fuck |
| I wish spy can pull a Argentina and come back |
| I have them too and sadly I don’t think today is the day |
| Canals |
| Michael Saylor is like the drug addict trust fund son that pretends to be serious but everyone knows is a crack head. |
| Smci to 28 today. No reason. I just say shit |
| People on here think these soccer games are real - how stupid are you. It's like WWE, it's made up. |
| Ppl taking their profits before the Koreans do |
| So close to green 🙁 |
| Just buy a straddle and call it a day 😤 |
| I never sold on a red day and i have never bought on a green day.\n\nI always buy on red days and sell on green days.\n\nDo with this information what you will. |
| My heart can only take so much more of this back and forth of 0.05%. |
| Even the algos are watching the game, that's why volume is at 0 |
| it will 🙂 i loaded the farm with puts |
| Damn, how old are you? Post your body stats too, so we can predict your Hinge success/failures |
| This is actually a really good trade even if the DD is nonsense. I wont go too much into it but apple is literally just a money sponge when they have to rotate out of other stuff used to keep SPY up. |
| it's staged |
| The last 30 minutes have been impossible to follow like wtf is happening |
| Should’ve just full ported a Messi goal smh |
| Is Argentina gonna lose? |
| The real fun begins when they try to convince investors that they have a moat. |
| 💚 |
| Nobody:\n\nMSFT: You guys wanna see me go red? |
| QQQ NDX / flat green EOD 🪄🪄🥹 |
| AI is more comparable to technologies that fundamentally changed how humans produce, learn, and conmunicate, not passing trends. Think printing press, telegraphs, assembly lines, telephones, mobile devices, and the internet. |
| Your first time in public companies? It appears. Lol.\nThe final institutional price has not been locked in yet, which is exactly why the stock is experiencing a highly aggressive pre-pricing collapse.\nAt $20, issuing 75 million shares raises $1.5 billion. If shorts successfully drive the stock to $5, Rivian would have to issue a staggering 300 million shares to raise that exact same amount of cash, completely wiping out remaining equity value.\n |
| I just looked up and Argentina tied Egypt in like 3 minutes. \n\nWtf.... |
| Ok WTF happened. It was 0 2 now Argentina ties? |
| Calls on Messi |
| Egypt can't decide if it's european or african |
| But he's stepping down\n\nTo suck cock |
| Idk. I tried to play airlines for awhile but they really suck ass |
| Spy 751 cmon taco tweet |
| Sorry for jinxing you OP, how's the loss porn? Are you still holding? |
| mesiiiiiiiiiii |
| Bro I feel like if you lose money in the market you should be able to write it all off against your income. The 3k is BS |
| I mean, who buys after a 3000% annual increase |
| puts on Apple.\n\nDD:\n\nTim Cook is Litterly Gay\n\nFollow me for more bad trades |
| AMD and TAIWAN SEMI quite strong performance compared to Micron and Sandisk. Not falling that much. |
| again, we used to joke about being retards. now this forum is retards. |
| Bullish on VIX back to 35 |
| Ok qqq tank now |
| This range is maddening |
| only better duo than Kospi + Circuit breakers is Messi + Fifa |
| Holy shit Messi |
| Stop buying narratives and read the tape |
| What a lame day |
| Anyone following $WEN? |
| Boring |
| Mango better announce argentinian invasion today. |
| Bet the house on 751 SPY calls .... LET'S GO TO VALHALLA |
| These people never learn\n\nImagine being a permabear |
| Wow msft swapping to their own ai now |
| silver please go back to $100+ so i can just retire and bed rot all day |
| 🅱️onaldo fans should stfu now , it was always 🅱️essi in the goat league |
| Where is we going |
| V or trap? |
| unlikely |
| Egypt literally almost changed the script 😭 |
| Sure, go buy a frontier and see how fast you run into transmission issues 😂. MSRP on Nissan trucks are in-family with Toyota trucks atm.\n\nOne ply toilet paper is cheaper too. Point being, I guess, stop being a euro poor and buy solid vehicles that won’t run you 3x the price of your vehicle in price over its lifetime |
| I will NOT abandon you MU. You are my first love |
| Club football fans are neanderthals. It's like the bloods and crips over there. |
| I don't understand. But that never stopped me before so I'm in. |
| Position closed. Pump may resume |
| Is spy gonna hit 750 ?? |
| My man |
| Makes me hate soccer even more than I originally did. I tried to watch a game and it was boring af omg |
| MU calls for the 10th? 🤷🏽♂️ |
| Can we put the spy off and on to reboot the bull settings? |
| Everyone too busy watching the WC banger |
| 750 can't be broken, that's it, this is the top |
| I hit $24k profit on some IBM calls last month. Whole sub told me I was an idiot… |
| Come on RIVN, go ahead and bust through $17. You know you want to. |
| It better |
| Lmao Egyptians. I was rooting for you |
| football ameritard |
| Argentina just made a V like semis |
| this world cup been insane, far better than the Qatar one |
| Egypt win to save my longs |
| Just recently EV and full self driving. Both likely to actually come online with full impact before AI does. We have a decade of marvels ahead. But each and all of them take longer than quarter traders antoicipate. |
| LMAO 🇪🇬 |
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| Messi Messi Messi Messi |
| Tomorrow though 👀 |
| melissa lee looks like she been chasin parked cars... |
| script writers are not letting Egypt win btw |
| We stalling here for the rest of the day? |
| We are busy watching the game, that's why SPY is pinned. |
| Qqq $8 off the low |
| EGYPT THOUGHT BRO |
| Good trade! |
| Someone poke SPY with a stick please. It's stuck |
| here we go , byeee sloppy |
| Robbinghood opens up to sports betting, regards prove to themselves they have a gambling problem by filling a stonk sub with sports bets.\n\nIn real news: MU will retrace to 50d ma, stop buying every dip dum dums. Wait for momentum to rebuild after sk hynix ipo.\n\nDD: Plopping my nuts on the desk and smashing them with a hammer, resulting in visions of prophecy |
| This compared to fans who can't even watch the game together with the opposing team's fans in the stadium because they physically attack each other. |
| There aren’t that many soccer fans here bc we have better shit going on like the NFL and NBA so the fans you are seeing are weird. Now stop posting about soccer please god |
| Peace talks going well. |
| No u |
| 750+ not happening today…. Is it? |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **DRAM** | $68.34 (above) | $61.02 | +12.0% | Jul 14, 5:49 PM | |
| 749 just filed a restraining order against SPY |
| !Banbet DRAM +12% 1w |
| https://preview.redd.it/u7ayc4w6iubh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed70d9f41c5532b2a6bc4e986dc6f02f33dfb0b\n\n |
| Some of these are not like the others. |
| The prediction market billionaires said we need argentina to win. |
| welp |
| messi was so fired up lol |
| I’d buy a chunk here man. This thing snaps back 2 weeks after earnings. The thesis hasn’t changed.. every earnings fud drops. GL |
| TIME TO GET MY MONEY BACK |
| Dukes restaurant in La Jolla was good a little expensive, zoo was cool, mission beach is alright but it was crowded. Coronado island is pretty fun a lot of just random places. \n\nPersonally I’m lay on the beach and drink person but cops were annoying as fuck about it so the best strategy is to fill up like a Stanley metal cup with beer or booze on the boardwalk, then put the alcohol from the bottle in a backpack walk on the beach and enjoy the drink.\n\nThey are super fuckin weird about drinking on the beach |
| almost a haiku |
| I think the market is broken. \nSomeone whack it. |
| Honestly fuck off with the soccer talk now in my casino app. |
| THAT IS WHY HE'S THE GOAT. WIN THIS NOW SO I CAN FEEL SOMETHING |
| Messi scores and spy drops, expected |
| I need this to dump in 10 minutes before my lunch break is over. No service in the Wendy’s kitchen |
| Sucks Ballz for Tesla |
| Bro thinks tulips is an AI \n\nBro needs to give his head a wobble |
| This is such a great game if we ignore that overturn |
| Wow this fucking game |
| Market makers saw you sell specifically and then pumped it |
| 2 - 2 \nSPY -5% LMAO😭 |
| Hurry up and grab that cash before the crash! |
| Energy |
| Calls on toilet paper |
| You're better off than I am. I can lose 6k in a click of my mouse. That's what happens when your port is concentrated in tech. |
| That goal FIFA stole from EGYPT looking even worse now. |
| If the AI bull market explodes and these Micron & SanDisk price targets are full of shit, please never ever tell me again how smart Wall Street and these Ivy League graduates are. All of them have price targets for Micron to be +$1,000/share and SanDisk to be +$2,000/share |
| Its easy when the market wants to follow good old fashioned ta |
| FIFA script writers at it again |
| What a flaccid day. This action sucks |
| Never mess with Messi |
| Ehh tulips is probably closer to our other bullshit bubble, Pokemon |
| FUCK YOU ARGENTINA, FUCK YOU |
| Messi the 🐐 |
| If I turn the SPY chart upside down it looks like my port |
| lmaooooooooooo messiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii my GOATTTTT |
| Seeing potential as well but 60k is wild |
| thank you, PUMP IT |
| no way we end green... |
| fuckin messi |
| weed stocks lolol forgot about those |
| Sell and bet on black |
| calls on messi |
| RAM, Space, and AI |
| Diarrhea is crazy\n\nBecause bro\n\nI’d do anything to stop shitting |
| If Egypt wins I will be flying to Iran to personally escort all of the oil tankers through the strait of Hormuz |
| Now they drop it they're satisfied with the puts burned from this morning, choke on something |
| My put limits miss and then profits miss so sad |
| My portfolio needs a hydration break. |
| Crying inside. Got shook out my calls at the bottom |
| Did NVDA pump because of AMZN news or what? |
| Reloaded up on putz! |
| Not confident enough shorter term for calls, but might buy back in shares — or leaps I guess. This one is going under the radar though, keep working it until it stops imo |
| are we actually buying semis tomorrow or just holding what we already own |
| Spy is pinned |
| Iran gonna throw out a missile or 2 just for funsies, market knows that. I don’t think oil is going anywhere |
| railroads |
| crypto, weed stocks, cleantech, uber for x\n\nmemes all the way down |
| qqq looks dead, somebody sell i need another pump |
| Godspeed... |
| the bear market started on june 2, you just have not realized it yet. |
| Space, AI and Ram cooked...what's the next play??? |
| Egypt HODL |
| Just bump wages 30% all around and fix it |
| because life is on the wire, the rest is just waiting.......... |
| No clue what direction we’re going |
| You do it for the thrill. Me too |
| which one |
| Bunch of fucking porteños… |
| Make me.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/00zjjjkmhubh1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cc336e44a0ae3b783e64210776e5bdf6e8397a7 |
| I bet you immediately thought of that hallway lol |
| Hormuz is open, if you're brave. |
| Egypt gonna flop here |
| Bruh if Argentina equalize from here, imma blame Moses and shit. |
| Whose buying all these calls? Do bulls get excited over .10c moves in 20 min? Lmaoooo just dump it. All those little calls will expire worthless in this trading session. |
| Zero it is |
| This is now the third time I’ve lost five figures from being over leveraged. I also haven’t learnt a thing |
| The stabilizing bid is public info. Morgan Stanley 135$. Not 150 |
| Full retardation mode set to ON |
| Yes, body-on-frame Toyota trucks and SUVs in general are high in demand due to popularity. Go to any Toyota dealer today and try to get a deal on a Toyota truck; it’s not possible. It’s often called the Toyota tax within automotive circles. Nissan doesn’t have this problem. You can easily get a Frontier 10%+ under MSRP. |
| Saylor haters in shambles |
| Hynix will make Sandisk & mu fly … I hope |
| Anyone else notice American football fans looked like mongoloids compared to international football fans? They all just stood out with their outrageous outfits, costumes, and make up and really didn't look like they belonged in the stadium. |
| 749P yesterday |
| I hope so, it keeps getting rejected at this level wtf |
| More ppl lose money on Argentina today than Micron L |
| Gambling on futbol has greater volatility than midday market |
| I blame msft |
| Praise be to Allah 🇪🇬 |
| 8k in 0 dte Puts, fuck it. This will double or go to zero |
| Market is going drill if Argentina equalize. |
| 🌝 |
| That doesn't make any sense, it's 75 million shares no matter what the price is. |
| Even my watch list is cooked 8 hours later\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7seieb1fhubh1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbe1e077133cea3b1bc30627ead93f5f6f399f4a |
| Any DD at all? Or at least WTF is PCT |
| This game turning 2 - 2 would be like opening green and closing deep red LMAO😭 |
| my conspiracy theory is countries will start to lock down AI as progress stalls. It's better sell not having something because it's too powerful Vs not having something because it sucks ass. |