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| They still have to deal with lawsuits lmao. |
| Nice exit! Congrats and be well. |
| PLTR has just been TANKING |
| i just know 2027 me will hate myself for not buying more amazon msft meta |
| Amazon holders never beating the passionate closet twink allegations |
| In 2025 it took 4 months to go from 100 to 270 you sure about that ? |
| Price targets mean nothing, stocks and daily movements mean nothing it’s all one giant laundry scheme. Nobody is ever held accountable in the markets. |
| These pumps r real an totally not artifical - msg sponsored by Palantir |
| OKLO calls, you are welcome |
| Really shouldnt have gotten greedy and rolled out of my asts ccs. Gotta just take the profit on these hype stocks. |
| Only covid and liberation day. I cashed out before the fall and that worked out well for me. In fact, that is what makes me super jittery about exiting at the smallest signs of a crash. |
| qqq +0,6 to -0,4% in 30 minutes and will take whole tradingday to end like -0,1%. repeat for tomorrow when europoors pump market to and amerifats sell off again |
| Gonna lose a lot of money if you’re purchasing AMAT puts |
| 4x margin?? |
| bitches lost they minds on CSCO. |
| When I get sad at my current positions, I just look at how RDDT is doing and then thank god, at least I dont have any positions in RDDT. Usually makes me feel better. |
| This shit is fucking ASS |
| Had 200 KMB stock for months not doing shit, I sell it earlier this week and it's already up 5$ a share lmaoo can't make this shit up |
| OF NFTs? |
| No dude, you didn't read it.\n\n\nThey are selling shares to retire notes that were MORE dilutive than the shares they sold.\n\n\nNotes were 17 for $1000 and 37 per 1000\n\n\nIt's a really good deal |
| CSCO making me bleed |
| Are the bears asleep?Drop spy already so i can buy the dip\n\n |
| Today feels like a balancing day. Prices moving back up or down |
| Can't wait to buy all of HOOD for 5 bucks and a pack of gum. |
| Will Meta ever stop drilling |
| FUCK YOUR CALLS\n\nFUCK YOUR PUTS |
| You'll see lol. Everyone knows NVDA earnings will be great already. Every stock has been dumped after earnings. It is logical to assume NVDA will be no different |
| Cost$ having a higher pe than rddt 😂 some of these defensive stocks valuations are ridiculous and unsustainable |
| the juice is loose |
| I keep buying the dip but like where the fuck is the recovery? This isn’t a meme stock and they have the cap, I’m just fucking blown away by this overselling |
| psssst. i have a proposition for you..>!.i'll suck your fucking cock for green amzn!< |
| Hm…rolling intrinsic into convexity on ASTS. A couple of RDDT short puts if IV is there. \n\nOh, and some more dividend stock of some kind, but maybe after my 11 o’clock… |
| # market is dead can’t even muster a 0.1% pop |
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| Inflation nowcasting says .1-.2, expectations ar .3/.3. who wants to bet on a 0 cpi /0.1 core |
| !banbet FSLY +2.00% 8h |
| They were told that drag queens were the real problem |
| 5 minutes after $NBIS earnings: this isn't really worth the stress for a measly $20k\n\n3 minutes after that: o0o $CRWV reporting next week |
| Fell bad for asts call holders that expire tomorrow wow |
| 6 months of ABSOLUTE SHIT price action is enough to radicalize any man. |
| Its actually sad how my worst pick of aep 130 calls are the only option thats printing |
| I guess I should have sold my ASTS leaps a couple weeks ago |
| US Stocks marketcap $69T\n\nGold marketcap $35T\n\n🤔 |
| Averaging down on losing short term positions is my Winter Olympics. Downhill Trading\n\nAnd I’m a gold medalist for sure |
| Ohhhhhh. I’ll take that too. I’m just ignoring the 1400 employees bitching about the company making money off ICE 😂. I’m loaded to the tits with shares. My long term analysis gave me 181.78ish as an entry point I I pumped it up a couple cents in case it bounced earlier than expected. \n\nEither way, I’ll just keep buying institutional bags and retail panic. |
| Your*\n\nI see now why this might be difficult for you |
| selling every am is crazy |
| Ob wow. Same shit, different day |
| If it gets to 200 will probs not till like 2027 |
| The Microsoft sub is supposed to be for news and discussion on the company, but every post just complains and talks about how much the company sucks. That is bullish af. |
| I guess you not gooning forever |
| I might buy ASTS if it goes to 60 |
| I’ve cried in front of my wife after sex, you’re words mean nothing to me |
| market is looking pretty bad, and so is DXY/USD. smart money's not convinced in the narrative this country's selling, the sell america trade is real and will last years |
| Last order for Fastly shorts. Dropped off the peak now and very few buy order. Plump for shorting |
| So many undervalued stocks |
| A whole dollar, stop the presses |
| AI is amazing, give me a picture of your mom and ill make her dance naked. |
| How did anyone willingly vote for this market lmao |
| Why did I ever touch Netflix |
| You don’t need to “believe” in facts. What an odd thing to say |
| RDDT is a buy at 100 and sell at 200 |
| Cpi gonna fling this thing so high. This 3 days of consolidation is gonna propel it past 700 this time. |
| i hope! Cheaper to buy |
| I kinda like PayPal, dealt with their help center recently and they were very professional. Won't invest in them though |
| 🌮 talking today? |
| GHEY BEAR ALERT 🚨 GHEY BEAR ALERT 🚨 |
| Embarrassing to cry like this in the casino bud |
| Lmao your largest position is $50. Please stop speaking to the adults |
| RDDT puts as well lol |
| You gonna make crypto bros aka diamond hands very upset! How dare you questioning their bullet proof buy high sell low strategy? |
| so energy is up because we need it to power ai, but companies that make ai get punished for spending... my maths are not mathing |
| Spy is a dead stock holy fuck. Gonna drop it out of protest and fullport vxus. |
| I won't goon again until NFLX has a Green Day 🫡 |
| Im so beaten down im taking the fact that google is up a tiny bit as a huge triumph. |
| Its over guys. 2026 is the sell off year |
| duh nuh nuh nuh |
| Accumulating ttwo |
| Everything to 0 |
| Flat til pmi tomorrow 😴 |
| MOOD NEEDS TO BE IMPROVED! |
| Reddit stock seller was caught in the Epstein files probably. Run old man run, we will find you |
| What I want to know is if institutional investors just agreed to buy 6.3m shares of asts at $96 a share in the next week aren't they planning to load up below that and reduce their cost basis as well?\n\n\nThanks for the deal |
| Holy crap netflix is fucked |
| i declare bankruptcy |
| Feeling a little 🌈🐻today |
| # some of you bought calls at open and it shows LMAO |
| Dump everything |
| A job |
| Hardly a dip |
| MSFT go to 420 so I can unload the bags ffs |
| i will lose it all too |
| https://preview.redd.it/wj9vsnhb03jg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2476de28dda0f2627f66a230d998d637eb495b57\n\nGreed is a sunna bitch. Made some good plays then got greedy and reached for some dumb options. Need to be content with wins and not try and chase. Thank yall for the ideas, MSFT Put was the money maker today |
| They have not had a stock split? Theres no evidence of this? Why would you state that? |
| Booo |
| They’re diluting |
| Can't make this shit up, back to the same range |
| Wanna go halfsies on a cool one? |
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| And then he zoomed out |
| oh man, yeah lol, which sub though? I think its worth conducting some research so I can better understand the market |
| MU MU |
| It bounced a little after a huge drop what on earth is this “pump” |
| Proper dump incoming |
| Corn up, Hood down. Corn down, Hood down. LMAO |
| Fucking theta day |
| Nevermind I see it’s a TikTok thing now |
| Well at least GOOGL is green 🎉 |
| I love fastly. However, at work, I chose cloudflare. More offerings. Fastly is just too slow. |
| If your ancestors didn’t come on the Mayflower its time to GTFO |
| Why do you feel the need to attack my character because I'm pointing out reddit's glaring and growing flaws? |
| Oh long term play on oncology meds and celiac foods! |
| MSTR price action is not for the weak and I am one |
| RDDT acting like it might crawl back, just die my sweet summer child |
| #LMAO |
| If you haven't noticed there's a huge rotation out of tech going on plus PayPal is a trash company and trash stock. Just save your money and put it in XLE or something. |
| Im buying fucking ttwo calls. Gta 6 will hit hard. |
| 🎶 |
| Do you understand how options work? |
| I just want to notice you. HOOD P/E is 30. |
| Do you like Star Trek by any chance? |
| Bootiful V on MSFT |
| Vxus... |
| Tacos EPA announcement today will be that Milk in school is being replaced by glyphosate. Calls on Monsanto and cancer stocks. |
| MSFT teasing me with a good time |
| That's what SHE said. |
| Punching yourself in the dick is far cheaper. |
| get out while you can!! |
| So we're not just kicking out immigrants now but Also going after US citizens with immigrant parents? How very 1939 of them.. |
| Corn 🌽 consolidating..... before another leg down to 40k. |
| I don't disagree that they're complicit, but not voting is not supporting. |
| Algos programmed to hold spy at 693 today. |
| Well maybe they shouldn’t be saying they have enough money on earnings calls then. |
| What was that spike ? |
| calls on roku |
| happy to have sold at the tippy top |
| HOOD buyers getting absolutely rekt lmao |
| If you thought the S&P 500 was concentrated\n\n46% of the South Korea KOSPI is from 2 companies: Samsung & SK Hynix |
| The year is 2040, SPY still trades in the 690 range and the mags have not moved an inch, everybody trades penny stocks to get any sort of movement |
| Awesome glad to hear it’s possible |
| Bankrupt |
| Can't touch this |
| Same, and also haven't been back because of it |
| GHEY BEAR ALERT 🚨 GHEY BEAR ALERT 🚨 |
| Pam Bondi thinks you should buy DIA calls. |
| This shit is untradeable... |
| Stock market has been brutal lately unless you only roll with Spy |
| Okay my new theory is, random stocks are dropping cause the sellers are in the Epstein files and trying to cash out and run. For that reason I’ll be out of the market until December |
| It has 90% margins and guided 50% growth this year. Even Morningstar rates it over $200 now. |
| I keep looking at this and seeing huge potential as soon as sentiment shifts. Corsair isnt going anywhere. It might be a 2-3 year play but even in the short term sub $6 is insane IMO. Please do your own research. If you look online Corsair gets some stick these days but whenever I ask someone about their pc setup.. something is corsair and they know who corsair is.. even none gamers are aware of corsair.. just a reminder this business is now sub £500million. |
| Imagine if you put this in MU, WDC and SNDK calls and wait until MU earnings... |
| You still use your ears with TV and people listen to his advice even when they are reading his words. |
| Ive shit 3x already |
| So what your saying theres hope for my 695 calls |
| Wow, the market really spreading OPEN’s cheeks 😂 where all the community members at? |
| Institutions live in clown world. |
| True and then they'll finally dump eet |
| Imagine being that delusional |
| Real |
| More and more T-bills are looking like the smarter play |
| EXPELLIBAGGUS |
| NVDA - "why are you ghey?" |
| I don't know why all these creditors keep calling me. My credit is awful! |
| Share port cooked, I found out I’m better at options than picking out shares. Do I have ADHD? |
| I thought the second dump of the day on silver wouldn't happen until an hour or two from now. Apparently it came and went 20 minutes ago and I missed it. |
| You would get more entertainment if you just burned the money |
| Says the one that $2 is a lot to lmao |
| This shit is so gay |
| The fact its still up after ER while other companies are getting slaughtered on beats makes me think buying puts is highly regarded, just pick any other puking tech company |
| Ppt has arrived |
| this guy cocaines |
| Anyone wanna buy some NFTs? |
| This Google dip will feed generations |
| Wingardium Baggiosa |
| Actually that’s is kind of what I meant. Memory is far more prone to the “pandemic toilet paper” effect compared to graphic card. |
| Computa, make 🥭 bust out the big tariff chart again on live television. And then oil him down |
| Boring fud |
| Asts $11 below institutional buys closing Feb 20th is a gift that I am very grateful for. I really do appreciate the opportunity whoever is providing it.\n\n\nMy money says you are here. Thank you. |
| The PPP has weakened a bit since some of the files were released, the pedophile purchasing power. It will do its damage in the short run. |
| if this keeps up i'll probably go ahead and chop my fucking cock off |
| They are keeping it flat until NVDA earnings |
| Have you never been around a correction or an actual bear market lmao |
| I understood that reference 🙂 |
| yes given that I am now a long term investor |
| lol thanks! |
| Bought the DIP on CBRE and caught the knife. First batch of shares at $149 and kept buying at $148/$135/$132. 🫣 |
| never bet against a company actually winning and making money. you will get crushed |
| EXPECTO PUMPTRONUM\n\n*a wild ethereal Nebius appears* |
| This is truly incredible bro. You buy you’re fucked, you sell there’s no entry point. Fuck this market and all you retards |
| Theta whooping my ass |
| 693 a bitch. All my homies love 691 |
| I gotta turn off my margin call notifications. |
| Jfc |
| Another theta day. Super obvious. This is when the trading desks make money |
| I like Portuguese Retailers. \nThe stock is good and so are the foods.\nOh yeah, good luck Americans. \nI'm gonna go for late-night coffee. |
| this small dip will be bought back up in minutes dont worry its the same story every single time |
| Please shut your poor ass up |
| theta got my nuts in a slapchop |
| Snap crackle POP |
| I think conservative sex is probably way kinkier and intense because the social programming for them is more severe, so role playing is way more of a variance from day to day life and likely a a more robust get off. |
| CPI will come lower than expected tomorrow and then boom 💥 📈 |
| Let's Go Mighty Morphin Power VVVV Rangers |
| AMPX anyone ? |
| no, solely because i find the space stock nerds annoying as fuck |
| Spy chart do be looking a bit sus though |
| What the fuck is this pump |
| all pumps get sold - can’t have shit around here |
| Rest in peace Coinbase \nRest in peace silver\nRest in peace tony macaroni |
| LOOK AT THAT |
| That's SPY. My stocks dipped a lot more than that. MSFT, GOOG, AMZN, AMD and some gold miners.\n\nMU and SNDK also dropped a lot but are finally back up. |
| Oof |
| Helloo |
| $LPTH Lightpathlogic Technologies $15++ up over 17% after earnings |
| Next fed meeting: yeah we're keeping rates stable cause of all this jobs/ CPI data. Imagine the tantrum I'd take the day off buying some popcorn and enjoying the show. |
| Godspeed regard 🫡 |
| RKLX/ASTX if you really want to feel |
| if you're short USD assets, sure, ai is your friend\n\notherwise, I would be happy to hear your positive take on it |
| I've been doing it for a few decades. So, maybe it just becomes natural with practice. It's like playing poker with people that you know bluff constantly and have very obvious tells. Imo, believing them might just make things harder sometimes. |
| Blue |
| yes |
| Looks like a -20% year is on the menu folks. Bull run over. No good catalysts until a new admin now. |
| gambling no longer fun, i think ill just buy VTI now |
| its the end |
| is VRT price too high? anyone buying Puts |
| crash??? we dropped 3% for a single day and then zooted right back up to ATH |
| Still holding (40) $695p 0dte. \n\n\nWaiting for $691.5 |
| Bear Sterns is strong |
| Very true, its tough to put a fair value on a stock that grows so quickly. I just make the assumption that the historic price range kind of tells you fair market value and I like to buy below its historic PEG. RDDT has forward PEG (non-GAAP) of 0.50 which I find ridiculously low. I understand the frustration |
| get the $5 meal deal. sandwich, nuggets, fries+ drink. worth the diarrhea just for that price |
| PYPL bankrupted me twice\n\nbut if I buy enough cheap OTM long dte options I can make a million $ trust me\n\nI just need to hit\n\noh btw I meant puts ofc |
| Roku calls |
| 🥭 making announcement with the administrator of EPA\n\nCALLS ON CHEVRON AND EXXON |
| It went up $2 |
| I don’t like money anyway |
| TTWO down more than 25% now over fears random people are going to create the next GTA with text prompts feels like a very boomer assumption |
| In order to not get screwed, the goyim must take his money out of the market besides s&p 500 index’s and start their own banking system like the knights Templar |
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| Ber trap |
| HOOD, APP, and CVNA have all flopped fantastically now after several months of getting added to the S&P500. |
| Well they are getting the dump 🥟 |
| Oh some people are going to get obliterated for sure, I sold 90% of my calls at $787. I do think it's a coinflip whether it runs up to $800 but I've rolled the dice enough I can't commit to more that 1 or 2 calls. I think the huge jump YOY In their power generation segment and all the CAPEX being spent on these data centers will fuel it for a bit longer. |
| Ameripoors, apparently |
| headed to 691.5 |
| ASTS and RKLB have really dropped, anyone jumping in? |
| it was just a matter of time |
| Yo |
| I did it solely based on insiders dumping their shares heavily. Looks like they are almost solely paid by SBC. |
| I only have stocks. I don't need to be checking it every 5 mins lol. But the crash of last week is making me nervous. |
| honestly have no idea what play to do today…. all i know is i’m probably going to lose either way |
| Hood another 10% day? |
| LMAO |
| it's get reset to the regular price.. and game start again |
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| You mean pyramid |
| HOOD just going to zero |
| Wut |
| Bye bye from exchange |
| It’s very enjoyable just not worrying about bills. |
| 675 today |
| RIP FAANG |
| Haha |
| fk HOOD |
| Until something comes along that offers better value than Spotify nothing will supplant it. Apple, Tidal etc all came for the king and missed. |
| timed the mu top perfectly, +$13k(30%) on my account this morning. buying back in on the next dip. life is good. |
| #MACROHARD 5K EOY |
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| Economy is hot hot hot A+++++ |
| Clearly it is too much |
| #RIP King Von ✊ |
| MSFT BOUTA PRINT |
| !RemindMe 30 days |
| Absolutely correct. I have already invested in land, however "playing on the phone and making money" seemed like a good idea. \nNot. |
| Anyone playing RR? |
| What happens when a stock goes to 0? |
| I put like 13k into it around 13 per share and I’m kind of sad I sold at like 38 but I still made 14,400 from it\nBut I could have had so much more right now\n\nI have 14k in my account now trying to do the same thing again but probably hold longer |
| Bro I need calls |
| Asts $11 below institutional buys closing Feb 20th is a gift that I am very grateful for |
| no shit sherlock |
| And that was just because of liberation day… |
| 180 price target |
| will QQQ ever get over 615 or is that the end of technology and innovation forever? |
| > ...trends align. \n \nUtter nonsense. |
| !remindme 2 hours |
| wtf is this MSFT pump |
| Home sales fell 8.4% in Jan. |
| yes |
| Steak dinner? 🥩 |
| Stranger things ended what else is there that teens want? |
| Come on, you always knew that someone with a bigger booty would bump them off their throne eventually. |
| Glad you think we know , lol. I’m with ibkr and they have paper trading, I’m sure most of the known brokers have this option. |
| And Reddit lets random anonymous mods vibecode apps that collect/share your trading portfolio info. I’m not sure that’s any better |
| Read again |
| wow how is rddt still drilling after a double beat and sure buy back. guess people want them to use their cash differently or smth |
| Netflix Spotify wont even exist 5 years from now. Better streaming methods will come with technology. Fuck these companies |
| I have no short positions, lol. There are other markets than US tech to trade, hence my original comment. |
| The most beautiful symmetrical triangle I did ever seen forming on CRM. |
| Rare metals all dumping. These pump and dump stocks should be basically 0 \n\n\nThe shilling from late last year was crazy. USAR down almost 10% today\n\n\nIt's over for rare earth's all pumping out of sympathy |
| Might play calls in little bit |
| Go to /r/conservative. Only flaired users can talk. I'm sure you'd fit in nicely there. |
| Thanks for buying now it can tank |
| We’re back again |
| Honestly agree. Scalping companies i feel like is basically averaging out to just how the stocks perform. Its like if I asked you to flip a coin 1 time vs 100. the first time will be 100% or 0%, but over the 100 itll even out for so much more work than holding. |
| lol never |
| INFY back in demand zone |
| Everyday BKNG sells again, but the rest of the market is not ready for that kind of tanking, so it reverts... waiting for everything else to sell. |
| Zick Zack |
| Made 100$ scalping SPY. Logging off for the day. Yall stay safe |
| TSLA memeing even wilder since they have 3x/week options expiry. Algo-paradise. |
| RDDT price action can probably be explained by a single American tech billionaire getting shadowbanned for being too aggressive in a butt plug sub |
| I’ve heard that before 😂 |
| No it is not 😭😭it’s gonna tank the whole day through tmr |
| This is gonna be one of those “bad news is good news” things isn’t it\n\nThe Fed isn’t gonna lower rates because home sales dropped when inflation is above 3% and has upward pressure |
| Oh cpi is tomorrow 😕 |
| ive been stockpiling stuff that will provide a strong implication to give me those provisions... |
| you choose: +9% a year on stable investments\n\nI choose: -9% a day on memes in the hope they might magically do +132% in a week one time\n\nwe are not the same |
| It's not |
| Why do you care ? You know some people have been reading this comment since 2018 and thanks god we didn't listen. |
| This is why Reddit stock is down\n\nLack of growth in U.S. users\n\nProgress on AI partnerships & licensing is disappointing investors\n\nAI models less reliant on Reddit data for training |
| I've been accumulating TQQQ all week. Is it ever gonna rip? |
| $HOOD back to $90 is that too much to ask for |
| Your mom fed you a lot of Tylenol when you were growing up, and it shows |
| need TSLA to fall off a cliff |
| Checking this comment today! |
| Hood tanking when corn 🌽 is green. If 🌽 goes back to 60k, hood will be at 60. |
| Tennis match between 692 and 693.50 |
| Sure thing, elite pension fund baller. |
| I’m glad you were born knowing this shit |
| MSFT and AMZN being punished for investing in the technology that will, without any doubt, completely change the world |
| I never, ever, move my gaming laptop |
| out of all the mag7 companies, i would worry about GOOG the least, they'll bounce back, they have too good of a cash flow and many diversified products and shares in spacex, anthropic etc |
| You realize that a call at 0.1% green is cheaper than a call at 0.1% red right? Why would you want to buy elevated IV? |
| "Generational wealth" is a common term for a vast amount of money. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Effective_Swan_6466 made a bet that TSLA would go to 375.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 423.845 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Then put it in their butts. Everyone wins. |
| Is there a sub for NFLX? I would like to be a proud community member |
| nuke it -10% leggo |
| The stock split was a very bad idea for them, it basically removed any and all incentive to play options on it, and without the options speculators there's very little buying pressure to keep their valuation artificially elevated. |
| Indexes don't have enough steam to stay rising and algos refuse to let the bitch drop 1% |
| 687 EOD |
| Keeping the indexes up by moving liquidity into the top weighted ones. Soon, they’ll be done sucking up liquidity and let the big ones drain. |
| spy reverses, CVNA: well I guess it's my time to go |
| I will wear losing money by being an openai bear as a badge of honor. |
| The V on NBIS needs to be studied |
| How much do clothes cost in the matrix? |
| NFLX has been in a downtrend since july last year lol what? |
| Somehow, I’m up on ChowChow. I pretty much already written those shares off |
| Don't. This is a trickle down red day. Bulls buying dips and then rugged at sour hour.\n\nCPI tomorrow. Iran strike this weekend. Tough call. |
| if that's what you want to believe, ok. |
| I conclude you that your long term shorts are going to get zapped |
| Genuinely don't understand why all these def stocks are down today. RCAT, RDW, KTOS, AVAV, RKLB |
| It’s so obvious looking at charts too |
| There are so many of them. And always on low volume |
| I’ve been stockpiling food like the bunker in Lost. From MREs to Spam and freeze dried waffle mix. Can’t AI that |
| I caught it with my face |
| I support this. MSFT is a great company and the stock is so beaten down. |
| Okay fr fr this time that was the bottom |
| Holy fuck APP lmaooooooooooooo |
| Taco Thursday! |
| Where are all the unhealthy market babies now?\n\nNow that equal weight is mooning and tech is lagging they're nowhere to be seen. |
| They are not sword fighting, they are on the same team |
| A year ago I liquidated my NFLX at $837. Buying calls last week at $83 was obviously a no-brainer. |
| Its confirming if you’re going to proceed with the retarded position |
| Down .68% |
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| Very grateful for the asts leaps on that dip.\n\n\nThanks guys. |
| Sheesh that was a close one for musk! Tesla was red for 20 minutes but he pumped it back up |
| Am I in spy census? |
| They probably the ones doing it lmao |
| Shop?!? Its okay now you proved your point |
| The robinhood ai breakdown under a stock is always hilarious. Looking for some reason to justify what’s going on. \n\n“Blank stock is down 3.5% again despite stellar earnings and multiple price target increases” \n\nIt just pisses me off even more. |
| Thanks for the explanation. So what do you mean when you say comps are more competitive? Also did today's housing numbers come in line with what you expected? |
| Mr Nimbus is flying lol |
| MWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMW |
| Please let this be the V for MSFT. |
| tired of options on SPY...what else should I be looking at |
| Ok let me rephrase. I personally believe we are actually in a recession as the only reason we haven’t seen negative gdp the last two quarters (really 4-6 quarters) has been due to data center and other AI related activities generating tons of debt with fake money through suspect accounting practices. I’m obviously not going to get into this further on the WSB daily Reddit thread. That’s my conclusion and you’re free to come up with your own. |
| Interesting pump on MSFT |
| Looking for Hot or cool inflation tm? Or just pump regardless? |
| I just want gay bers to get fucked |
| I hate this market with every fiber of my soul , i was way way way too harsh on sleepy joe |
| Lmao this dispersion is insane. Growth getting blasted so badly |
| Guess what color the 13th week will be |
| Jumping $2-3 a second up down is very algo-ish behavior |
| Just let spy hit red for once Jesus let us get cheap CPI calls |
| I own a solid amount of bitcoin but would love to see it drop 80% just to get all the btcBros to shut up |
| If you had gains in this market youre definitely fine haha. You'll get in lower if you keep an eye on it. Good luck |
| 🏳️🌈 |
| Do we trust these bounces? Im traumatized |
| SEC needs to investigate these short ladder attacks 😡 |
| I’m starting to realize the stock “market” is nothing more than a bunch of random computers sword fighting |
| Ok so calls then? Dammit SPY, make up your mind |
| mama raise no quitter! |
| Wow so NFLX is on its **12th** red week in a row! |
| But now Discord is going to make all users worldwide show ID and do facial scans just months after having a massive user data leak... So, I don't think that's going to continue. |
| Sure it did. People are so much better off after economic collapses that they can just stop looking for work. How old are you? |
| Yes |
| Intraday we cleared it |
| that’s mr. nostradumbass to you |
| Gey |
| AEHR and giving up gains, name a more iconic duo |
| 🎵My bags are heavy, when I’m in need🎵 |
| TQQQ jumping off a bridge rn |
| no thanks, cash is king |
| Damn... So this is gonna be the whole day again... |
| I became a community member of SPY 700 |
| BREAKING: uh I forgot\n\nanyway SPY green QQQ red, as intended\n\nhave a nice day! |
| overnight 698.96 is atm not itm |
| Pc masterbaterace |
| More like GayPal |
| You need help bro. How much Tylenol did you take growing up? |
| Comon spy we know you wanna creep back up to flat. Don't be so dramatic 🙄 |
| I'M NOT FUCKIN LEAVING |
| SPOT getting decimated |
| Same shit evey day. Algos playing pinball. |
| I've got an ibit put, does that count? |
| Bulls im gonna be honest.\n\nYou buying every god damn dip like it’s a fat bump is fucking annoying.\n\nYou deserve every bit of pain that comes when we really tank |
| Sentiment quite bearish. Probably time to buy. |
| What's the point of pretending there isn't evidence, and then denying evidence when the other dude spoon fed an example to you? |
| What about IREQ? |
| not even really sure how SPY is green at this point |
| Well done |
| Literally the same exact fucking price action as yesterday, it honestly doesn't get ANY easier than this |
| Discord's about to start requiring ID and a facial scan, so everyone's going elsewhere |
| idk man a relatively nice order for me is 3 1,5€ or whatever chicken simple burgers\n\nis the chicken probably gay? yea, but shit fills you up and tbh they aint too bad for a 5 euro quick meal lol (plus drink) |
| Coinbase is gonna get an initial jump considering its down 50% over the past 3 months, but its gonna tank at open. |
| Computa, turn the V into an M |
| Analysts manipulating the market needs hands-on documentary coverage |
| BUY THE TICKET TAKE THE RIDE |
| Is ANET taking market share from CSCO? |
| We are all so tired of this red everyday single day |
| I’m keeping an eye on Amazon, this feels like a drastically oversold stock right now. It’s 52 week low is like 160 and it’s at 200 currently |
| Finally caught a bid |
| Daddddd, SPY’s moving like a memecoin again! |
| My condolences |
| they just dont let the market go down its pretty clear to see, all dips get bought up within minutes they make this game too easy |
| They were cheap the other day and WDC is better. |
| I’m actually unsure if this is true, like philosophically and psychologically. Seems like it would be easier to participate if you believe the bullshit |
| SHeeeeit....im at 221. Take a retard to dinner with you? |
| always sell on big run ups. \n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r24WHw9UJTI |
| Bear trap executed > Now we rip all day |
| Market needs to pop a viagra |
| Tsk tsk |
| RKLB is blowing me up 🤯 |
| If growth stocks don't fucking catch a bid soon I'll punch air...and continue to wait patiently because I believe in my thesis and I'm also retarded. |
| but what if this is the end? A giant SPY bull trap that lasted for decades and now finally bol r fuk |
| Big collapse about to happen over at Fastly. Terrible market today, but thats genuine opportunity. Fastly long term will be great, but you cant boom 60% in a day without some reprecussions |
| Load more puts right here. |
| I don't know guys... Some juicy deals out there. So much fear, huge overreactions. This is an official correction now and might actually be the time to buy |
| Fomo with leveraged vxus. |
| NBIS my man going green after the MMs got scared of capex spending |
| Should I buy a new gaming laptop or finally become a desktop cuckold |
| Any gain is 100,000% when you’re broke |
| oh god heres the reversal! |
| Shut up nostradumbass |
| MU options are too expensive |
| I knew there was a reason why I sold premarket today lmao |
| Not happening |
| RDDT is basically just a recruiting platform for Discord at this point. Every major sub has a Discord server and the mods spend all their effort trying to get everyone to go there instead so they can make money from their userbase |
| I set my $MU calls to sell at 2.5x their value and they sold before I woke up... huh. might buy back the short leg on my covered calls soon to catch that v that is coming too. |
| wtf |
| One little shift and you'll be a genius again |
| I'll take this over the "getting murdered" that was on offer yesterday. 350 EOY, but I'd like to get there soonest. Theta fucking is not my idea of a good time even with long time horizon. |
| Not happening |
| Can't believe how much this stupid market is rage baiting me this week |
| Wow absolute surprise, America selling again. |
| Oof. Did I miss daily low for these puts? |
| Wouldn't want to steal your mother's job.. |
| FWIW NBIS is having the exact same movement as IREN post and IREN ran for a few days after… |
| Manipulation |
| AI is your friend, mate. Or at least it's mine. Enemy for some though for sure. |
| We will all be standard and poor + own nothing |
| Man these markets are moving all kinds of wierd.\n\nSomething just doesn't sit right. |
| Not worried in the slightest about my RDDT shares, buying each gap down |
| Don't catch the falling knife on HOOD. Vlad sold all of his shares days before the giga dump LOL |
| Jokes aside, other asset classes besides tech/ software exist. \n\nCommodities like oil (cvx) (cop)\n\nServices (like cruise lines)\n\nLand, minerals, |
| predicted and downvoted for it 🗿\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/zin3nXJxmJ |
| No chance Rivian doesn’t miss hugely today |
| We aren’t getting SPY700 until retail stops buying calls for it. Robin Hood users getting milked by MMs and are too dumb to see it |
| Fart coin falling off a cliff again |
| #bruhhhh I ain’t readin allat LMAO |
| Bro what do I cop td tryna make bread |
| Spy running green while the M7 are doing absolutely shit for a full month now. |
| Pro move is to take your losses to the blackjack table for a quick double up, then hit the market with your inevitable winnings |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Apple what the fuck |
| I think I just saw Michael Burry at the grocery store. He bought 7 heads of lettuce, carrying them his arms, no bag. Do with that what you will. |
| trending downwards. Lower highs and lower lows today. Trade safe!\n\nSPY 687 EOD |
| LOUD NOISES! |
| yes. we will see if they face any dangers because of it. |
| VIX 20, SPY 685, and BTC 65k by EOD |
| This is the way |
| Institutional investors just bought 6.3m shares for $96 and change totaling a $600m purchase. This money was used to replace much more dilutive senior notes.\n\n\nWild how people think that's a bad thing |
| boom |
| Vvvvvvv |
| # AND THERE IT IS \n\n# BOTTOM IS IN \n\n# REPEAT OF YESTERDAY\n\n# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS |
| Everyone makes it sound like the market is sad today so I’m going to blow my entire portfolio on ODTE calls |
| Walmart at ~45 P/E ratio. Same as NVDA. Clown market is rotating. |
| How is SPY still up is beyond me |
| the ruling could be next friday, which is also feb options expiration, which generally allows for greater volatility than normal! |
| again? |
| Theta-fucking our asses till the dollar is worthless, beautiful |
| This is straight manipulation |
| So they can make $200 on puts and feel good about themselves. It’s disgusting |
| #V incoming |
| My port has been ass for months |
| This is wsb we dont paper trade here. |
| Give it 5 min. |
| Amazon and reddit on track to hit 0 |
| you can suck dicks behind wendys \n\n |
| I sold $83 puts a few weeks ago...expiring tomorrow so looks like im getting assigned! Time to switch to calls on Monday |
| Actually they did for about 15 minutes 2 weeks ago |
| Right here, lick my ass bro |
| "lost 50k last time so I decided I will lose it all"\n\nThat's why we are here buddy. |
| Holy shit im officially a cbre bag holder |
| same |
| THE DOW IS 50,000 !!!!! |
| first tip for options trading: dont fucking do it |
| Enlighten us |
| This "tech selloff" is some kinda great filter . Time to pick my champions. |
| Now thats one big red candle 🟥 |
| every since they launched 0dte 3x a week for mag 7. market been flat & corny & just mm trying to fleece every microsecond they can |
| If it was lost trading, it must be made back, BY TRADING—this ideology is the #3 psychological state that keeps gamblers coming back. Remember that regards. Now lets gamble |
| Mmm maybe having 95% of my portfolio in leveraged tech positions was unwise. |
| AI aligns with both the agenda 2030 conspiracy and the US admin's goal of reshoring industry to prepare for big war 3.\n\nwhat a world |
| the year is 3090, SPY is still stuck between 685 and 696 |
| looks at spy chart\n\nI've played this game before |
| You would buy the day before CPI?\n\nExactly. |
| I did buy fastly puts |
| I see run up. I look for information. I’m glad it was posted. Thank OP |
| I just need a quick 100,000% gain today, what can I do |
| Mu 407 calls made 4.5k , rolled them to next month and closed the app 🫡 see y'all tomorrow |
| Selling all my gold crucifixes. Dude likes to inverse me + I’ll get top dollar these days. 😂 |
| We just needed a few years of stability after Covid. And then these fat asses try and automate the entire workforce. Like fuck off please |
| I guess you don’t understand what a correction is |
| Why is everything moving like a shitcoin |
| But when will this knife stop. Hold 🛑 ✋ |
| This is it. The crash 💥 |
| Your mom |
| Risked 4k to make $114. You can call an MM |
| What brokerage we switching to when HOOD goes to 0? Seriously what a piece of shit stock. |
| I can't believe the market crashed another +0.11% today |
| folks have been buying 0dte SPY 700c since Halloween and not once have they gone ITM. looooool |
| Show your positions |
| At least we could say people were selling because of tariffs, even as dumb as that was. This has been a straight drill on nothing but record earnings |
| Because we all know Nbis and crwv will get a government bailout |
| Bottom is in |
| r/bitcoin in a nutshell\n\n>he's actually glad it's going down so he can buy more |
| You cannot convince me that any of this makes sense |
| Wow I’m fucked with Rddt and RKLB |
| Spy is 1% off of all time highs |
| I have so much money tied up in NFLX basically to just go like 2% and it’s failing big time haha |
| \#metoo |
| $LENZ more shares sold short than available on market, I’ve seen this formula before 😏 |
| Wtf is google doing man like take some viagra wtf is this red shit |
| Beautiful little rotation. Now if we could just anal blast all the semis please |
| Trying to learn options trading. Is there a paper trading practice site or app where I can practice without using cash? |
| Vale. Metals struggling but Vale hanging tough. Now is the time to load up on iron. Much better valuation than Cliffs, too. |
| RDDT SNDK 😄 GOOG NVDA 😶 RKLB & LUNR META MSFT |
| How many times will AMD go red to green today? |
| Sooo what exactly is happening? lol |
| take it while you can |
| SPY gonna end flat for the 4th day in a row 🤣 |
| Our team had two open positions, these are good mid-level cyber securitu jobs. Both went to H1Bs lmfaoooooo |
| Yes ? |
| If the opening is any indication this is going to be a wild ride. Diamond hands OP. |
| Can MU go 450 today? I really need that |
| This is such a wrong take. I appreciate the facts and research but you're totally off track on your take. \n\nHistorically, the way banks make money is by lending money, nothing new here with neobanks. Look up Nu, Inter, PicPay, C6 financial results. They are all solid as shit because they do lend money to everyone with a smartphone but they charge them INDECENT rates. A customer that pays covers for a fair amount of customers that don't. \n\nBanco Master / Will Bank / Fictor are all part of the same fraudulent scheme that just got dismantled by the government. It's not about a debt crisis, it's just plain fraud.\n\nIf anything, the system will be even more regulated and the players already playing will benefit from it.\n\nCommodities are rising, dollar is weakening and local interest rates are poised to go down. I can understand if you want to stay away from it, but BETTING AGAINST Brazil now is madness. |
| They hit that 135 support floor and busted right the fuck through it. Trap door down to 125? 100? |
| #Day 3692: Cancer market still cancer |
| SPY $700 is definitely a meme |
| Burry won. |
| Awesome. I'm in WI now. Sounds warmer |
| Good leadership lol |
| All the stupid stuff on here and you call bot on that? |
| Kek some other guy keeps commenting that asts is dumping to $50 at earning\n\n\nI feel like the 120$ full ported for sure, which makes it all the more worse |
| holding 6880P 0dte. \n\nevery time I dont hold puts I watch them rip 10x. \n\nToday I will hold them. |
| Yes… because the economy recovered. This isn’t hard to understand. I feel like you’re being purposefully obtuse. |
| It popped, why didn't you upload it yesterday my guy so we could take some profit too?? |
| Everything is red on my watchlist except btc, nvda and spy but they are bout to be |
| I made enough money for a bucket of chicken. I’m out. 🍗 |
| Entire market crashes but nbis goes up despite missing earnings yeah |
| rage buying is on the menu today |
| ok what the fuck is happening to the IV on CVNA puts |
| doesn't matter i guess |
| Any chance IWM drills to the earth's core? Asking for a friend. |
| vibes |
| I was leery on puts but they paid. Now to watch the shit show continue. |
| what do you mean?\n\n |
| yessir |
| Institutional investors just bought 6.3m shares for $96 and change totaling a $600m purchase. This money was used to replace much more dilutive senior notes.\n\n\nWild how people think that's a bad thing |
| Why would Patrick Swayze do this? |
| Dow is 🅱️ifty thousand dollars |
| I fucking hate Anthropic and OpenAI. |
| It is the most confusing thing ever for me. Actually making money, good leadership, not reliant on AI hype bullshit.... Dead stock.\n\nI wish I had your gigabrain instead of my p-brain. |
| Ok you’ll be living in north Alabama |
| Almost time for calls now as it slowly creeps back up to flat soon. (The calls will be nearly worthless by close) |
| Nah, they are taking their time. |
| ASTS is -15%, damn |
| Fuck me FSLY was apparently the move lol |
| What do you mean? Because its so big you don't care about the tax? |
| Thats a fair point. Much harder in the stock market than the retail consumer market, to find an average price of goods (securities) \n \nStill, 50% drop is a bitch eh |
| 100% |
| ahahah true |
| Nvda will break to 180 by tomorrow and spy will dump |
| all i want is a drop to 666 so i can sell every puts i own, and invest back in the stock at a nice price |
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| Just dump already, or pump me. |
| HOOD plumbing new depths |
| Baby Dump for another 20-30 minutes and then chop back to open rest of day who could’ve guessed! |
| you know what they basically it's called gg here we go again. |
| Renamed Portfolio to Portyolio. |
| Spy just go fucking red Jesus |
| How do I only pick losers\nASML calls\nMSFT calls\nSPY calls\nGOOGL calls\nSLV calls |
| Bored |
| Slop'em up! |
| Imagine being a mailmaxxing wagecel. They give me my overdue bills daily |
| It’s January data lol |
| .. |
| So nobody is catching the $HOOD dump.. got it |
| Solid breakdonw margins ticking up + AI angle makes FSLY look way more interesting than the market's giving credit for. Been stuck sideways too long, feels like it's primed for a rerate if they keep delivering. Anyone elese actually loading here or just watching the beta? |
| Anyone doing $TOST puts? Restaurant business has been weak (ie. Chipotle) which def will impact TOSTS revenue. AI fear also negatively impacts business. And to top it off, insiders have been SELLING like crazy |
| SCOTUS tariff decision possibly on opex :O |
| cvna puts making millionaires today |
| This is a terrible market run by computers who make decisions off headlines. Look at the spy 3 month chart. |
| Still PE of 50 so when it gets to $3 it will be perfect -the market, apparently |
| Cuz ffdfvbcsss |
| Bruh I’m so ugly market pleaase don’t make me make onlyfans |
| I’d be getting short crypto here again, quickly |
| So far from correct it’s not even funny |
| Cause of Anthropic |
| Yo retard not every stock is part of spy |
| Puts are the play in this market... give meow pump and i will cash out to become a gay ber |
| I grabbed some shares as well! |
| I'm the guy who said he bought at the top haha |
| so is the market gonna crash coz world realizes US is run by pedos for past 3 decades\n\nthis market feels weird ngl\n\nneed to keep holding some gold longs |
| Here I was thinking that Thailand was still the GOAT of trannies |
| We are at fucking april tariff freakout levels |
| Existing Home Sales:\n\n3.91M (forecast 4.18M, prior 4.27M)\n\n-8.4% MoM\n\nAt the depth of the financial crisis it was 3.45M (3.83M population adjusted) |
| Lol IV on sndk is wtf 🤣 |
| Better learn to plumb\n\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2021942395513008590 |
| It really feels like last year after liberation day. Brutal sell offs every day. Weird. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/AcanthocephalaNo2439 made a bet that MSFT would go to 390.0 within **3 days** when it was 408.446 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I can guarantee you groceries will be cheaper before homes are. |
| Too many RDDT bots in here. Mods need to clean it up. Fake meat part 2. |
| MSFT went from 480 to 400 in two weeks, what a garbage |
| Euhm depends on the metric lmao, indices are fine |
| He doesn’t know. |
| Single and blowing behind the Wendy's |
| What this market really needs is either a proper breakout beyond SPY 700 or a proper correction to SPY 600. |
| Rotation out of non chip tech and into literally everything else\n\nGOOG counts as chip because Ironwood |
| Puts dont expire till next friday. I think you bulls have lost all self preservation and you are the exit liquidity. Long weekend. They have 800$ million in tarriffs about to hit Q1 and overall declining sales. Id rather let my put expire worthless than believe this is anything more than market manipulation. Full stop. |
| This has been relentless for all my picks, not a single green day |
| oversold at SPY ATH?\n\nThe cope is crazy |
| Some guy in my trading app (trading 212) keeps posting in the asts area. Fucking guy bought asts at 120 dollars basically at the top, and he is down 25%+ now. He is sitting at a £7000 loss.. Poor guy keeps commenting how he's actually glad it's going down so he can buy more..the comments keep making fun of him |
| Funny to see all the bulls from premarket thread turn to the dark side after i told them what would happen |
| I agree. $90ish, it’s a great BUY |
| How many people named Mike are buying corn today ? |
| lmao, only reason stock market is the way it is right now is because of Biden. |
| Remember when y’all were calling bers gheys ? …. Pepperidge Farm remembers |
| Meta is trading at like 20 p/e. That’s less than fucking Coca Cola |
| Not owning the hardware you use is the next AI boom. All my fortune to NBIS!! |
| Bears want to see the world burn and walk on its ashes |
| Hopefully a 686 low before tomorrow's 700. |
| Can we get a higher high on the vix today? thanks |
| patience laddie |
| SNAP to close the year at 8$ |
| NASDAQ straight down dying and the Dow is like I was promised 100k fuck you. |
| Buy those puts. Dont be a pussy |
| Keep it up Bers. Bulls are losing their resolve.\n\nPam BLONDIE is eating her words today! Look at the Dow!!! 🤡 |
| Puts at open |
| I wonder when retail is going to realize institutions just paid $96 a share for asts? |
| Yep |
| i should not have bought in oct 2025 |
| Spy is flatter than my gf's ass |
| gap to 689 |
| Can get it for free in 13 days at the rate it's dropped this month lol |
| Why even bother posting the positions, when they seem immaterial in the context of YTD performance?\n\nBesides, +40% annual performance is not that great for so much work and risk. |
| Dude! Let me move by you and make moonshine. I'll leave stocks forever |
| Afterwards the unemployment rate dropped along with the LFP rate. Please learn how to read a graph. |
| Reddit is now down 45% for the year. 55% more to go to hit $0 lmao |
| The year is 2065.\n\nBerkangaroo-Thetasoft-Crabazon owns every industry on earth.\n\nSPY is still bouncing between 690 and 700. |
| Don’t get greedy |
| Prolly gonna wait until like 90ish-levels to buy tbh |
| We are actually so oversold its scary |
| Im gay for pay now |
| Slv calls for June $75 strike not bad |
| Spy 691 pls |
| Lol rddt, is actually almost cheap now. Worth waiting’s for it to go into the 110-120 range though |
| Gimme red baby |
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| invest in the company that will get you sent to gulag in the future no thanks 🤡🫵 |
| Buy more calls bulls! lol |
| Someone buy puts and save the market. |
| No until I sell on a huge loss lol |
| Look at weekly chart on NFLX absolutely ridiculous. I think the next two weeks will have a > 10% increase. Reversion to mean imminent! |
| CSP on ASTS? Anything better? |
| Spy 700 eod come back to this comment |
| RDDT and Hood single handidly causing my bankruptcy |
| just go red already!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Shorting $RDDT on stellar fundamentals have been my best and most regarded decision this year so far. |
| Computa activate market meltdown mode, and then double it for crypto |
| XLE and CAT is a safe haven |
| SPY 700 is never gonna happen at this rate of just sideways trading range |
| Rug pull the whole market.. |
| market just follows BTC lmao |
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| In real estate, *property value* is subjective, fungible, and literal all at the same time. Comps are “comparable properties” proximal to you; being factored against your properties contextual uniqueness to determine an “assessed” value. The assessed value is what the courts, taxation offices, insurance vultures, and municipality authoritarians are going to have on record for your property. *Value* is subjective to every individual. Rural housing vs Urban Housing has variance in *value* by contextual definition; a million dollars can get you a very nice estate in the country whereas a million dollars in the city is a nice apartment or single family home with a small yard. \n\nWhat defines luxury is often the subjective argument for what is *value*; as a result municipalities and courts do not often recognize individual luxuries while assessing your property taxes. They need tangible record and data of comparable properties in proximity to the contextual basis of your property, with low risk of deviation unless there is an emergency or natural disaster. Hence, when FEMA is “valuing” property - they’re not giving two shits about the context and are then strictly basing on materials and labor, the raw value.\n\nSource: I have been in Architecture for nearly half my life and have dealt with this subject, on a day to day basis, the entire time. I’ve aggressively “broken” comps before in luxury markets, and I’ve also handled natural disaster/recovery projects. |
| Wow back to 692, nobody saw this coming |
| Told you guys, BUY PUTS. I sold so they’re going way higher. Fuck you whoever you r. |
| Same shit different day |
| Blood in the streets |
| Reddit Earnings weren’t horrible \n\nWild it’s at $130. Fire Sale……..or maybe not lol\n\nMaybe it goes back to $70 |
| Guess there’s literally no hope for AI stocks huh |
| Imagine buying shitty boomer AI stocks instead of getting rich off oil and industrials |
| The trick is to find out if you're buying a $15,000 Ipad. Good product, shitty price |
| #ROCKET LAB PLEASE DO SOMETHING. |
| @125 puts. |
| maybe in the double digits\n\nwhat we should be doing is putting Alex Karp in prison |
| Same. I'm so retarded. Sure will go to $50 now |
| I keep falling for it. I stock I like starts crashing - then I hear it's a 'falling knife" but I think I'm smart waiting a while until to falls another 20%. when it reaches an evaluation I think is "fucking stupid". \n\nthen I buy, and it crashes another 5%. buy, crashes another 5%. buy, crashes another 5% then I just fucking give up as the stock is like 70% off ATH with a forward PE of 11 and constant growth or somebullshit like that. |
| The Benis always rises |
| To the moon via earths core |
| Bot. Who the fuck writes like that? |
| If spy hits the 680s I’m gonna cream my jorts |
| My growth stocks portfolio is down, but my boomer dividend ETFs are up. Not sure how to feel right now. |
| Oh we're about to fucking cliff dive here |
| I take full responsibility, I'm sorry |
| jobcels can’t stand it when i’m lifemogging the employim by dopaminemaxxing and cortisolminimizing on a wage coded tuesday |
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| if I could sell snot, man I would be a fucking trillionaire |
| $192 avg on RDDT. Down $7k boys. Hold or just pull out what’s remaining and treat myself to a nice dinner 🙁 |
| Ive found that honestly, the only times my port was just straight green, is when I had auto buys set up on S/P or NASDAQ.\n\nGot a 41k port, thinking 500$ per day into SPXL until it runs out and repeat. |
| CSCO puts go brrrrr |
| Time for you to move in with wife’s boyfriend |
| SPY is coiling |
| It just keeps going lowerrrrrrt |
| Most job growth was in Healthcare which uses more analogue systems that adp wouldn't have as strong a read on. \n\nOne could argue this is where it gets easy to cloud the data but I don't see any real contradictions here and the trends align. |
| Question: "Do you believe the DOJ has done an inadequate job investigating Epstein?"\n\nAnswer: "The DOW is above 50,000" |
| Did they try giving President Trump a golden plaque?\n\nThat might work. |
| # will we ever have a Green Day again?! |
| How can anyone believe any statistics that come from the trump crime wave |
| I took my gains. We'll see where the market goes. It was in my Roth, so i can wait on the cash. |
| what the fuck is this review button on Robinhood app when I’m trying to buy or sell positions? |
| My CAT call ends tomorrow and I’m over 1600% profit… I wanna sell it today but it’s making me want to wait til tomorrow. I really wanna roll that profit int MU |
| Oh noes 😳 |
| #HERE COMES THE SUCKDICK RUG. |
| DIPS WILL BE BOUGHT UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES |
| Spy chart be like\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/meemqq7hx2jg1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad06dff11f12c9b1fafdc2424404bd2343e382e6 |
| Come on Google, join your brother Apple and let the indexes die |
| held my QQQ short overnight and glad I did. bombs away... |
| 98% of gamblers quit before they hit big |
| there are people that bought RDDT yesterday that are already down $20/share 👀👀👀 |
| … on this comment I’ll be buying puts for June. God speed mate. I’m just doing the opposite of the people at this point. |
| https://preview.redd.it/cunn9oggx2jg1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=813124fd9ba460be37df46469f6cb620187678f8 |
| Someone just kick SPY over the cliff |
| Guys, hear me out, should we be buying PLTR?? It should have regard strength like Tesler, no? |
| Alright boys n gals. I sold, the bottom is fucking in. Your welcome |
| fuck aapl fuck |
| O yeah it’s going to be a blood bath. Only the monsters will survive |
| one day something will happen |
| hey howd you get access to my port |
| Sell everything it's over |
| SPY range bound for eternity |
| QQQ death while GOOG flat/slightly up is the goldilocks zone for my port. More of this please, MMs I've been a good boy |
| It’s already corrected 10%. We are in the same place we were in October while all the big caps are down 25%. |
| I caught all but not RDDT and only because I have no more cash to buy RDDT lol. |
| Well butter my nuts and fuck my sister, goll-y |
| there's a race to secure cash funding before the huge IPOs & Mega Cap Capex bonds later in the year\n\ndilutions will keep happening, and on increasingly poor terms |
| Bulls, just go cash. It's okay.\n\nPre-CPI selloff gonna go brazy |
| theta burn unusually strong today despite the selling\n\nthese options should be *much* higher |
| Went even more all in on NFLX here. Average now $84 |
| Welcome to every big stock for the last 3 months |
| Pajama traders and early buyers have been losing a lot lately to the patient during the market day |
| The two ways to make money in my neck of the woods are options trading or making moonshine, let’s hope these puts print |
| Puts on the asshole. |
| The moves on Reddit stock are so fucking violent 😳 😫 😤 😑 😐 😭 |
| Computer algorithms are a bitch ain't they? |
| COME ON MOTHERFUCKER!!! 672 EOD!!!!!! |
| SHOP 🤧 |
| Didn’t buy Google calls so it Vs. your welcome |
| RIP your toilet. |
| is rddt ever gonna recover |
| I feel AAAANGRYYY! |
| IRM is Better than NBIS 😂🥳🤑😘 |
| Watching that new Sydney Sweeney movie, not sure what’s going on but her milk jugs look tasty |
| SPY $698 JUST GIVE ME THIS THEN CRASH |
| Fuck |
| lol … SNDK and MU shorts at open are working … where are the bulls that were downvoting me at? |
| agreed\n\n |
| Dear tsla can u plz die! |
| Whoa. |
| Real footage of Thetagang in permanently high VIX market:\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/QWDAmK2.png |
| I’m cooked |
| Ikr. Do something! |
| Lmao the software sell off has been crazy |
| Last few months have been so lucrative for covered calls. Lotta IV but ultimately trading sideways |
| Who is Neutron? and how is delay? |
| Its gonna be green soon i feel like |
| Grace Hopper, one of the creators of the COBOL programming language and a pioneer of computer science, was born in **1908**. \n\nTime is fuckin weird man. |
| MSFT u son of a bitch !!!\n\n |
| #🤝 |
| You still bullish? |
| Shhhh it’s gonna be ok CVNA, keep looking at the flowers |
| Already 1% up YTD.. puts time |
| Jesus Christ, TQQQ. When is it gonna fly already |
| Fiat and paper metals might be make believe, but 🌽 is definitely extra make believe |
| SOME1 GET JEFF BOZOS ON THE LINE ASAP, MY CALLS CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE |
| apple i thought you were better than this.. |
| Pam Bondi says you're all rich. why are you even here? |
| If SPY corrects 10% big tech might actually get nuked |
| This. But 50% of people are scared right now and the other isn’t fazed, and are buying. \n\nWho’s right? 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 ima start digging. |
| Same thing that happens everyday and, predictably, the bers fall for it. |
| Rklb asts hood oklo sofi.... what was I thinking |
| You actually don't need HIMS to bottom. Only needed to top. |
| Wrong chat |
| sup |
| The builders may run more w stimulus but I’ve been trading housing and I’m less optimistic on builders than qxo and rkt. I think qxo ran hot on their acquisition so I personally won’t be adding more here though. |
| Isn't it so funny how people always say 'dont try to catch a falling knife, don't do it' then retards like me just try and fucking do it anyway |
| China ain't got shit on the great wall of spy 700 |
| Nice candle on googl |
| Feels like we’re back to last Thursday with the exception of semis… |
| Whoa im not down 15% at the top of the morning today |
| Anyone doing Pinterest calls |
| Yeah you’re full of shit, no country’s oil is better than another countries oil, but that doesn’t mean drilling oil off all kinds isnt profitable |
| every pump gets sold |
| IF THAT WAS THE BOTTOM: WEAK AND STUPID |
| 3.91M (forecast 4.18M, prior 4.27M)\n\n-8.4% MoM\n\nAt the depth of the financial crisis it was 3.45M (3.83M population adjusted) |
| 685 if we are lucky |
| Can Microsoft hit 399 |
| Beware: Aggressive bull buyers out there |
| Just bought some today |
| Ok, I'll take sideways chop over getting murdered of that's the only options on the table, but I'd appreciate a Google pump. |
| I wonder how busy Wendy’s and McDonald’s will be. |
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| noon bottom for amerzern again\n\nbuy the last RSI dip into low 20s around then |
| bears used to be the enemy of america but now we need DOW under 50000 for AMERICA |
| Hey |
| Nuclear doesn’t compete with coal… AI needs 24/7 reliable baseload |
| Did $HIMS bottom. I will find out |
| Welp….. food today will be a bean burrito from Taco Bell with 50 hot sauce packets. |
| RDDT might actually become an oil company if it drills any further. Maybe then the stock will hold some value. |
| Valentines day Saturday. How many of you cuties are single? |
| Fastly killed the earnings |
| Can't buy a home, no problem tents are on sale asile 15. Walmart's new add campaign. |
| Mu and sndk propping up the entire market and im not in either. Sad face |
| So am i, still waiting, for this shit to start fading, I'll buy at the bottom, and still lose some how |
| those -3% + SPY days mmmmm |
| Long harvest season |
| Did the same. This is the idiot stock, it will go up again today. |
| I am getting manhandled |
| Met with some biotech industry people recently. One of them said they don't even submit patents because it's a blueprint for chinese competitors. And they wish they could recall a few publications. Absolutely getting doinked |
| Wtf with spy moving .1% a ticket. So wild |
| Wait till the next bounce which always comes, then short |
| Just hold it OP |
| Yeah otherwise Americans will dislike pedophiles again!! 😤😡 |
| awww that’s cute 🥰 |
| Be nimble perma bulls, know when to switch to puts if you are a day trader |
| asts fucking up their shareholders day 1000 |
| There’s a difference between disagreeing about numbers and asserting the GDP has actually been negative for 2 quarters |
| Sure you can! Just gonna cost you a little $$$ 😂 |
| nah it's a $6.99 footlong these days, \*inflation\* |
| Where’s the to the moon meme |
| I never seen PE ratios that much lower than forward PE |
| V? Told you that was a dead cat bounce. Looking for 691 |
| Whew, lost a bit on 0dte calls, swapped to puts and made it so back and more. Done for the day! |
| Nbis green! |
| 20,000 March 20th 350P on MSFT at open? Wtf.. |
| Energy. Mosaic fertilizer stock. Lamb weston . Ventas it's an old folks homes conglomerate .Coke. Verizon. Att. Dupont. Vale. |
| What is my obsession with these stocks that keep losing. Why can I just be normal. Walmart and Costco and caterpillar? Is it because they aren’t flashy? Something psychological there for sure. |
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| Quack Quack, this market's on Crack. Please bring JPOW back. |
| You think there’s more runway? Was thinking about puts |
| Best puts you are ever likely to find over at Fastly. Got a good 20% drop coming in |
| Ouchhhh |
| !banbet DKNG +6% 1d |
| I guess the dip buyers woke up to press the buy button once and are now back to sleep lol! |
| GOOGL may never be green again 😭 |
| Bols been so cocky overnight and at open. Not so much at 10am |
| Pam Bondi better hope the DOW doesn't go under 50,000. \n\n |
| I don’t short looking at the fake premarket. Wait a couple days don’t worry 😉 |
| literally posts after a huge run up, insanes people are praising it. |
| Veerased |
| there homes to buy, just not where you want to live. those house you want to live are high $$ and shit interest. |
| that is why i call your bs, cause you dont know equity research is not equity analyst, you dont even know the difference between sell side and buy side |
| What do you guys 0DTE on and what do you do weeklies on? Just SPY? |
| Algos...Set...Ready...Fight |
| it’ll be a soft landing |
| Neither puts or calls will print this week it’s theta |
| Under $300 WDC is a gift |
| I wanted to hold longer but didn’t wanna be greedy\n\nFelt 50% gains was more than enough |
| Which knife to catch… |
| we're only 34 minutes into the trading session. I'm playing for the final hour CPI dump.\n\nNo one wants to hold into that data. |
| It's 🌽 harvest season |
| Pooooooooooots are working |
| the final frontier... for your money |
| r/antstreetbets 🐜 |
| I remember selling my shares at $68 ish that I bought around $20... then stopped watching this ticker |
| Be fearful when others are greedy or something like that |
| And weird because valuations haven't been stretched at all going into this year. |
| Lol your enthusiastic warning is electrifying, as if we are aboard the infamous Titanic with a naughty little iceberg behind us |
| Everyday, bols wake up, see the market is up +.01% & say “lol bers fuk”. Then proceed to get bent over & booty fuked by said bers |
| Hmm... just pondering my XHB position. |
| Shares or options loss? |
| 100k in JEPI / SCHD - and chill |
| WHY IS SLV FOLLOWING SPY ITS A FUCKING METAL |
| SPY dead cat bounce if I’ve ever seen one |
| Nvidia go red please |
| Times the bottom perfectly with my 0dte SPX put now put some lottos for SPYs calls 0DTE |
| I should've. |
| why not? |
| Energy is pumping this week ⚡️ |
| Wait till next week when it'll be around $50 eow |
| IT CANT BE LIKE THIS 🤣 |
| ASTS kids real quiet today. |
| I don’t see a divergence on the weekly RSI but SPY does seem like it wants to fall. Needs a reset and not sure why we haven’t seen it |
| Yes |
| Bradd pitt to the rescue |
| yall gonna be screaming sold ur puts way too early again |
| AMD wants to be green, you stupid algorithms! Let AMD fly free! |
| Gotta stop using the cope and disqualifying non voters. They're implicit as well. |
| GOOGUH |
| he told the Dept of War to buy coal,,,, |
| Space stocks getting obliterated |
| How the fuck is nbis green |
| Anet calls, amat puts, coin puts |
| Gonna be extra gay on friday cuz its gonna be a long weekend |
| CBP trying to bring down cartel drones is pretty bearish. Disruptions in the cocaine flow will fuck Wall Street up. |
| I hate myself. I successfully predicted this entire week from Friday and of course it's the week my trading account is restricted. Last month, lost $120k. Just got a check for $21k today so putting that away in my trust fund where I can't touch it and taking $10k to turn into $120k again lol |
| Can only hold 6000 contracts, down from 9000 by March 1. |
| and your right rich what? uncle? cousin? boyfriend? |
| NBIS GREEN AGAIN AFTER DUMPING -10% |
| shorting MUU and SNXX. Should be free, I don’t think this pump is healthy and holds for the trading day. Should fade |
| We moon bb |
| Honestly makes no sense. |
| Fair enough, I don’t believe the numbers coming from the administration though so I maintain my position. |
| Yes |
| A cat just lost one of its 9 lives on that bounce. drill taking a coffee break. recommence in 25 |
| Ai datacenter plays are the new safe haven |
| Wait until they announce Neutron delay on call in a couple of weeks |
| Well well ASTS is coming back to earth. What a dump! |
| If MSFT drops below 400 then look out below. |
| Hotline will be posted before summer |
| CHUDsdaq |
| Sounds amazing |
| The DOW! Look at the DOOOOOW!!! |
| motherfucker should've just slept in LMAO |
| Haven't heard a name like Fastly since 2020. |
| both |
| Ffs |
| NFLX vs RDDT vs MSFT vs AMZN fighting each other to be the biggest dog shit stock |
| I am making so much fucking money shorting coinbase |
| Smg |
| Lots of children, specifically. The conservative Christian candidate, ladies and gentlemen. |
| buy puts at 9:40, sell by 10am. Been working for me the past week. |
| Space is being sucked dry\n\n |
| *Up 0.2%*\n\n“wHaTS pAMpiNg SpY?!?” |
| Its funny how everything is shitting the bed and SPY is like “meh” imma stay right here |
| He bought sndk?\n\nDon't dump it |
| which is the most retarded take possible. reddit is where people go to escape AI trash. it's going to be the completely kryptonite to AI takeover. market is fucking dumb. buying more every single day. |
| Worst V I’ve seen since I fucked your mom |
| Sold some covered calls expiring next week for $.01 each. Fucking BALLIN. |
| From 220k to 160k in 2 months 🪦🥀 |
| Bro was like MSFT $407 at 9am shiii gonna get some good gains and sell everything when market opens. Gonna catch a few cool bands. But oof ts went to free falling mode |
| That's what I thought last week at $210. My calls are totally fucked. |
| Nbis is one tough son of a bitch |
| Wow ur a hater. Just shorted the 2x leverage ETFs .. let’s see what happens, no way the pump holds |
| Are less people buying homes or are there less homes to buy? |
| do i start a RDDT position now, or just wait 5 minutes and get it for a few bucks cheaper per share 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Job report |
| I MADE SO MUCH MONEEYYY |
| My strategy of closing the app, doesn't work when I have notifications on 😭 |
| Can someone tell me why slv is decided to follow spy and not be its independent self |
| how can you be so controversial yet so brave? |
| Definitely the year of the ber |
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| As a fellow Europoor who olds some of such ETFs, I'm certainly laughing |
| This didn't age well |