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| The bond market is hiding WMDs.\* We must invade now!\n\n\*Weapons of Mass Deflation |
| Investing ❌️\nGambling ✅️ |
| shares unlocked recently…. |
| My experience with it is that it is erratic. It moves irrationally. No help here I know… |
| \^ |
| Any moderna news? Have puts |
| > Dutch watchdog fines Uber nearly $1 billion\n\n> The Dutch Data Protection Authority (AP) has fined US ride-hailing company Uber €825 million ($964 million) for using automated systems to suspend drivers suspected of fraud or given low customer ratings without adequate human review. |
| any profits regardless of amount is a win. congrats! |
| i brought avgo before earnings last time and immediately lost a shit ton dont listen to this guy |
| His brain dead idea was just based on buying in right after they announce a dividend. |
| Speaking of blowjobs...I always found it fascinating how it's a biological thing for women to do....how tf did the concept of a blowjob even happen? surely the cavewoman gotta have atrocious teeth and bad breath |
| >$260 a share, gets me 1 million\n\nNow that's the type of thought process I like to see!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/byt51wp160lh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60a3548db8be123ae15240174bed1ce1e3c28db6 |
| # US CENTCOM: Bersthot |
| 60$ in california on figuera |
| Thank you friend |
| Or Australian, I guess the more fucked your country the more you need to scam to get ahead? |
| Just ordered 15000 butt plugs with stock tickers on the gemstone base from Alibaba. They should be up on Amazon in time for the Christmas shopping season for you guys. |
| Last week had some big catalysts that the market sold off with the rest of the Ai trade. I think we could see those catalysts show up this week in the share price if Ai is back on. |
| Citizen: "You talking about two data centers in one state?"\nState Governor: "I have five data centers, and an AIPAC donation."\nCitizen: *dials fellow apes "... Hey, there's a bubble." |
| AI improvements will be dwarfed by the liquidity crisis that’s already here… but AI will be a powerhouse after the crash. |
| >Ratings Firm Accused of Grade Inflation Vouched for $40 Billion of Insurer Debt\n\n\n> U.S. insurers have some $40 billion of debt investments on their books that have been privately graded by Egan-Jones, a firm whose ratings have come under significant scrutiny from regulators, according to a Wall Street Journal analysis of public data. \n\n>Egan-Jones Ratings, based in King of Prussia, Pa., is being sued by two former employees who allege that it pressured staff to inflate ratings to gain business.\n\n\nIf you think they are the only ratings agency doing this, boy do I have a surprise for you. |
| I love claude but I'm realizing chatgpt is better at fixing stuff and doing better work quicker. I actually enjoy making stuff on claude and having chatgpt fix problems |
| It’s undervalued IMO.\n\nPeople don’t realize that it’s powering Sol and Luna and why openAI have the inference capacity.\n\nIMO, it’s going to still be frothy for a bit |
| Either the bubble bursts or it doesn’t. Bubble bursts they have search. Bubble doesn’t burst and they have cloud and search is still probably a cash machine. And btw search growth has so far accelerated during the ai bubble |
| Fuck it, why not! |
| Nope |
| Legend has it, if you eat too many tomatoes, your blood turns red 😨 |
| Bro you should! It's a great movie! |
| I don't get what's so hard about just buy them a god damn Claude subscription and be done with it. |
| Axios said 40 tankers crossed Friday night |
| Blowjobs cost $50 these days? \n\nGod damn |
| 🤦♂️ |
| No 😔 |
| I think you’re cooked but I wish you the best |
| Increased volatility at 200, 300, 400\n\nPossible options driven with people crowding round numbers\n\nMay not have been enough data at 500, 600 levels to make it obvious or the pattern may have changed in the last few years |
| You longed at major resistance? lol |
| u/Paul_Robert_ curious, have you watched the Big Short movie? 🤔 |
| I've eaten many tomato sandwiches today \n\n\n\nThank you for your attention to this mater |
| https://preview.redd.it/4y185c3o40lh1.png?width=2200&format=png&auto=webp&s=c5601a78eae63f7efab76f722c28c46692c534bd\n\n |
| SPX dumping on hyper liquid |
| me losing $500 gambling:\n\n"damn ah well anyway what else i got goin on today"\n\nme realizing ive spent $40 this month on iced coffees:\n\n"that's disgusting, i need to get a grip on my spending all that money i could have saved not buying iced coffee." |
| And my ass \n\n\nOwO |
| Black Monday |
| Because covid was near 275, 2022 downturn was near 400, and liberation day was near 550. Fucking obviously? The 3 biggest events in the dataset are equally spaced, did you really need claude code to tell you that?\n\nNow go do some technical astrology and slap uranus with orions belt |
| Buy AVGO. Nvda beats, avgo up. Next week avgo earnings, goes up more.\n\nAvoid IV crush\n\nAvgo down from 420 \n\nUnga bunga |
| Tech bros ownership in Anthropic\n\n- Google 14%\n- Amazon 14%\n- Nvidia 5%\n- Microsoft 5% |
| Buy AVGO. Nvda beats, avgo up. Next week avgo earnings, goes up more. |
| Shocked Pikachu Face |
| My quantitative! My math specialist. Look at him! You notice anything different? |
| Do you remember that song from Dawson's Creek? \n\n🎶🎶 I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over\n\nRip Dawson |
| Your what? |
| You are up 19% on a $60k play!! \nClaude told me to tell you to buy call options on AI instead. |
| I eat my boogers 🥴 |
| i spend more time in azeroth than in school |
| The American consumer is not getting fleeced. The American consumer has limited choices and a supply side private sector unwilling to adjust. \n\nThe powers that be are forcing the hand of private businesses through a regulatory measure (tariffs) to balance the supply chain domestically. \n\nIf marginal cost savings are evaporated through tariffs then private businesses have an incentive to reorganize their supply chains. \n\nDid you forget about the pandemic? That supply side squeeze, along with consumer handouts, drove the current inflationary environment, period. \n\nHow exactly do you think feeding hostile nations with trade in spite of having a domestic base works out in the end? Now I’ll give you, not all tariffed nations are hostile but not all are favorable either. \n\nSo yeah, let’s put ALL our manufacturing and specialized labor capital in China’s centrally controlled economy and then find out what happens during a conflict. \n\nY’all MBA’s need to read something beside the modern form of mercantilism through global exploitation guided as “fair trade”. |
| $3.45 for a 8 oz. RedBull? What in the fuck! |
| Bears the type to start a first date with “So, what do you bring to the table?” |
| When he waited for a split second and missed 2 drops at once I felt that |
| Happy to help 🫡 |
| He ^ is my quant |
| This is it right here. |
| So what is your strategy? Are you holding overnight? |
| Stonks |
| Buy some gold you dorks at BH |
| Ok so the average stomach can hold about 1L of liquid comfortably. A barrel of oil is about 160L. So, if we make 32 million people drink a Liter of OIL, each, then have them cross the strait of Hormuz, and repeat 100 times in a day, then we'll make the 2024 rate of 20mil barrels a day 👀 |
| Nvda and MRVL in the same week whoa |
| Downvoting due to social pressure. |
| To late now? |
| After Brexit, Britain had to find a new way to export financial services, so they started exporting crypto bros. |
| I feel like 🥭's lemmings could stand to read this stuff. |
| The numbers are fun for those:\n\nRome, September 4th, 476 AD. |
| no shit, come back with real tariff analysis that I'm too regarded to understand |
| same, half the time spent here and half the time playing with this tamagotchi i'm raising. the fuck am i doing over here |
| pump my BRK.B ts 25% of my Roth and I love when my insurance pays out big |
| America's literally run like the Apprentice t.v. show. \n\n$40 trillion in debt and run by PDFs. Wild timeline. |
| Would this allow for potentially cheaper products to be made then domestically knowing the new “floor” price of competitor goods? |
| Why is every single crypto bro on youtube british? |
| Diagnosis deserves his name |
| no i credit my wins to luck and blame myself for losses |
| Isn’t that because Iran let five Iraqi oil tankers through? |
| https://preview.redd.it/rrkkoeao20lh1.jpeg?width=1269&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e1bb300fba0ca945721f63a4e5d57a1d80327c8\n\n |
| Until team USA shows up at the Olympics with cheap Chinese sticks that fall apart and were stickless smh |
| \*permaber\n\nI’m seasonally bearish and made some nice money last week on poots and vix. |
| Feels like I wasted my Saturday |
| absolutely nothing |
| Dear God \nIf it is your will, please bless the users of wsb to feel wealthy regardless of tendies in health and freedom. -Amen |
| with all the AI shit i'm seeing these days i can't believe how down i am on RAM and SOXL |
| You’ll never get past the St Petersburg Paradox.\n\nEven if you offer to double the money on a fair coin flip, people will only pay like .. $6 to enter the game.\n\nSpecifically: pay $6 to enter. Start with a $2 pot. Flip a coin. On heads, double the money. On tails, pay out.\n\nAlso, why would someone pay off a debt now that they can just .. pay off at any time? |
| Bitches be shoppin’ |
| keep in mind they pay 600 billion per year on INTEREST on their debt |
| Fun fact: Mag 7 is closer to its ATHs (in %) than memory to its own. So in fact there was actually a lot of money outflow from memory into mag 7 in the past 2-3 months. |
| Meta is literally a crack cocaine dopamine machine designed to enrage and engage you. Probably responsible for thousands of not millions of suicides around the world. Fuck meta and fuck all social media\n\nEdit: Reddit exempt…for now |
| The market would crash if companies weren't successful. Staggering insight right there... |
| Remember to give starving bers food or goods instead of cash |
| nvidia increasing their prices by 15% kinda reeks of desperation ngl. it doesnt feel bullish |
| There are nbis ads on reddit. Who the fuck is their target audience? Are they so desperate? Easy puts. |
| Lol. Ok now do potash and aluminum or any number of raw resources. Oil will be fun to see the math on. |
| canada getting tariffed 50% on their hockey sticks is the most exciting thing that's happened to that country in like half a decade, news is playing it in a loop today |
| They don't. OP just wants to sound smart. |
| Thank bubba in the F150 for this |
| !banbet RDDT 180 aug 28 |
| 16m barrels of oil made it through the strait last night, 2024 output was 20m per day\n\nBig if true |
| do it. i did with half that |
| Mdma |
| sure that's fine, wise even, just not really the spirit of wallstreet bets. |
| Check OP’s flair |
| Yeah that kind of integrity is not possible these days. In fact, today's corrupt ones would laugh at an act like that and consider that a "weakness". |
| There is a website that is tracking inflation of 50 cent 😆 https://50centadjustedforinflation.com/ |
| lmao AI bubble burst? \n\nwhy would anything burst?\n\nthis isnt dot com nor useless crypto\n\nAI is future |
| Everyone knows this already. |
| 🤝 |
| charts flat as Zendaya today |
| 10000000000 |
| used AI to make this. calls on memory and nvda |
| deal |
| Same man, I do all finance for this company and little do they know they are bleeding money and probably going bankrupt in 2 years. |
| It's just showing the business cycle - the booms and busts. Doesn't spy just serve as a proxy for time in this chart? |
| That's not what I said. These companies gotta start increasing the units sold fast. Demand is still very strong. |
| E\*TRADE i also use it |
| Some guy is paying $50 if you suck his dick\n\nEdit: I get get 60% commission |
| There is no bobble popping anytime... |
| Got Leopolded I see. No wonder you hate the stocks 🤡 |
| Tariffs are just a sales tax with a patriotism hat on. |
| I need fckin money im in debt |
| Can I burst after my $12k avgo leap gamble? |
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| Tony fucks the one legged gimp |
| How to people still need an explanation on this? |
| The bubble pop will destroy them. |
| I just gotta hit $2 million and I'm done with this shit: working my ass off for a company that don't give a shit about me & gambling my life savings away |
| Fun fact Jimmy Carter put his peanut farm in a blind trust to avoid conflicts of interest… could you imagine that level of integrity existing today? |
| watch the rotation again from memory back to Bag 7 |
| The data rides on an (almost) uninterrupted upward price glidepath over time, so the Y axis is sort of just another time dimension. So this Time scale A plotted against Time scale B. The volatility is not price related; it is time related. Volatility comes and goes as market events occur periodically. They don't happen all at once nor are spaced out evenly.\n\nTLDR: this doesn't mean anything other than "sometimes markets get volatile and then they calm down for a bit" |
| Buy MUD SNDQ |
| I wanted to be like leopold |
| $50 |
| Omg!!! Such a smart comeback. I grant you your internet ego boost by declaring that you won. Have a great Saturday and have a beer with your friends. Now go start planning. |
| lmao >!bers!< |
| Because it's the most obvious pump and dump ever? |
| issue is Cramer went to Boise Idaho micron facility on Thursday and said it could double from here |
| suck my d pls |
| mrna is a goner |
| I trade futures NQ and ES. There's already a '23hr market'. You can take trades, easily, except from 5-6pm EST - there the market already moves quite strongly during the asian/london session, anyway, before NY open. \n\nYet still, the vast majority of the movement is during NY open - even with previous movement, which tells me - this news is a big nothing burger. It's already been like this, for years before this "big announcement". \n\nAll the top american companies dominate the index, and they all operate on American time during normal opening and closing hours. The standard 9 to 5 protocol for every person, employee or boss.\n\nSo, the influx of more liquidity for another session (which, was already unofficially there to begin with), will make the market easier to trade for my purposes, at least. |
| Anyone buying mdrna |
| i don't care about the stupid 1% thing from robinhood, i just wanna trade |
| Not going to take my dating advice from a guy who only bangs sex dolls 😂😂 thanks tho. |
| I could use an Ultra Tug offshore, if you know what I mean |
| up 21% in one week based on nothing new, just a news conference with 🥭 and crypto CEOs |
| Can we please get a Trump ETF? Someone has to be tracking their daily trades. |
| I know this is going to sound crazy but the government used to fund an agency to oversee food safety and disease outbreaks. CRAZY am I right? |
| Still waiting on them facts lmfao |
| coffee crisp is 50% of my diet though |
| Weekends don't matter.\n\nCheck back tomorrow at this time |
| Never said you were dumb, you just assumed. I never called you stupid or retard or any other insult. You resorted to name calling. Shows your true intelligence.\n\nGo start planning a Naval blockade boi! China might take over the world, we need you now! |
| If you just add every time something goes down? Well I guess nothing if you have a money printer |
| That's the whole point, the entire semis sector is showing extreme weakness with the exception of 4-5 stocks |
| 🇺🇸🫡 |
| Why bitcoin down? I loaded 10 IBIT calls on Friday thinkin it will keep goin up |
| AEHR, MRVL, MU, NVDA. \n\nSNDK just a maybe for swing trading\n\nAnd honorable mentions: SIMO (breakout 274), TSM (436) |
| The worst part is that we have to deal with Canada. To begin with they have screwed us over for years\n F*** are y'all trump haters too |
| not as in today dum dum. I'm talking about at this point in time in the chart. |
| I think mango had more trades than all of us in June |
| Flared bases OP |
| That is your patriotic duty |
| Can’t even state fucking facts but tells me I’m dumb lmfaoooo\n\nStupid fuck attached to the hip to chatgpt |
| Why man? I’m trying to wait for the next dip to get Jan 15 2027 calls |
| Wtf |
| That should help the US inflation issues wrecking their bond yields. Guess Bessent will be buying down the long end of the yield curve even harder. Gold likely to continue running barring actual Fed rate increases.\n\nI am serious, are these people functionally regarded? The yen move and the treasury buying down the long end curve screams panic. |
| I don't know if the selloff is 100% complete but yes |
| How was your rush? \n\nRemember, if you dont buy friends, youre doing it wrong! 😀 |
| Ya basically housing used to be easy mode but now the rent doesn’t justify the investment because appreciation is trash and some is depreciating or flat. |
| Found ya |
| Naaahhhhh, stonks only go up |
| Okay, I now know where you get your news from. I don’t pretend to know when I don’t know. So no I am not in lala land. \nYou seem to be an expert in international military strength, naval blockades, and trade. Yet, not smart enough to do a simple fucking google search on how much China trades with all other nations. |
| I guess I don’t see any larger drops incoming (maybe another 10-20% dips after run ups) but AI in general is getting really good at a lot of things, and I just don’t see it slowing down much. A lot of the sky high revenue projections are really coming to fruition, like NVIDIA is trading at like ~20-25% forward PE, it’s not crazy town anymore. |
| Fukkk corn dying |
| And what do you think has been happening for the past year retard? In fact, what do you think has been happening since Covid? Look at a chart of imports coming from China and you’ll see that shit has been trending down significantly. |
| I only use options to hedge shares positions or make long term directional plays with deep OTM. ATM calls/puts aren't in my risk tolerance in this kind of market |
| you can tell the real ones 🤔 |
| i'm not in for it.\n\nI still keep a lazy eye on kenvue tho |
| Burry was right. The party will end soon. Likely with a bang rather than a whimper. I can already see it crystal clear: one day i will do my morning check of the high yield credit spread chart and they will have gapped up massively. Then the next day again a huge gap up, and so forth for several days straight. That will be the sign the economy is imminently on the verge of implosion. |
| *at breakeven*\nWhy did you buy the top bro? |
| youre not doing enough squats homie |
| Can't wait to be rugpulled on my new 3x gold miners position |
| Honestly, my fault for checking wsb on the weekend |
| Its a cozy saturday 🙂 |
| looking good rn where exactly? hyperliquid? 🌈🐻 |
| Stock up 87% ytd. Seems like it refining not drilling is the post-Iran play. |
| A price level visited only during a calm grind shows a narrow band. A level that a crash and its rebound tore through twice shows a wide one. The \~470–550 pinch is the 2024 grind; the wide smear around 490–600 with the ±10% outliers is the April 2025 tariff crash cutting back through it. Same story at \~350–390 (2021 grind) vs. 350–460 (2022 bear). The “periodicity” is just bull-then-correction alternation in time, projected onto price.\n\n**Two extra artifacts:**\n\n\t**•**\tPinched bands also have fewer dots (less time spent there). Extreme values only show up with many samples, so thin regions look tighter partly for that statistical reason alone. \n\t**•**\tBig down days cluster with big up days at the same price (Apr 3–4 and Apr 9, 2025 are a few points apart), which is why green squares appear on both sides at similar heights.\n\n**So is there a connection between pinches and the huge moves?** Yes, but it’s sequential, not causal: a calm advance creates the price levels; the next crash retraces through them. The level itself does nothing. There’s no “volatility memory” at $500 or $350 to exploit — and it says nothing useful about selling calls beyond the obvious: premiums are cheap in the grinds and the grinds end abruptly. |
| Actual brain rot |
| This guy must be so fun at parties. |
| I been constipated all week. Finally took a shit, looked down...\n\n\nTurns out I forgot to take out my buttplug.\n\nOops 🫢 |
| Honestly me since waking up on Saturday |
| We should increase all tariffs to 10,000,000% on Canada and blockade. |
| Then why do you share a bed with a fat hairy man? |
| No imagining for me |
| That’s a lot of words for not saying anything at all. It’s actually funny how easily you disregard history, yet talk out your ass using history lmao. You have yet to prove why China would see the need to invade Taiwan when everything I told you points to it being less capable and less willing to do an invasion larger than Normandy against a nation that is armed to the gills with the US’s support. \n\nYou’re living in a biased lala land without even looking at the facts. I don’t claim gyna won’t win in invading Taiwan, all I am claiming is that gyna is very unlikely to invade Taiwan when demographics and supply routes have been cut off. \n\nJapan took a bet against the US and lost because it faced complete obliteration. Gyna can also take that bet, but it will also come face to face to complete obliteration. Denying that is reality is not looking at the facts. |
| charging my friends a beer tariff for the drinks they're bringing to my house tonight |
| Pics or it didn't happen. |
| Which ones |
| So what is your price target? I find that with fundamental analysis one can always jusify buying something, but what about your exit? |
| Imagine holding a large position of OTM contracts expiring on Monday |
| Moderna sequel |
| Mu and sandisk calls are going to be obliterated this week, all you august 28 expiry people put yo applications in from now fr |
| Can't wait to dump my memory at breakeven and go cash gang. |
| People want mierna sequel |
| VariationSeparate had regards buying SPY 180p |
| buying Berkshire is an indirect way to get massive exposure to GOOG, which probably would've looked pretty bad if done directly META -> GOOG |
| 2 weeks SLS calls use your brain guys |
| Incorrect. It is mostly polar bears forced to work in maple syrup factories. |
| hopefully they didn't put it all on WMT |
| u have higher odds of getting a sharp unidirectional % move when the price gets consolidated extensively |
| Memory shaped. |
| Micron gang is in good company when Cathie Wood is bearish on memory 🤌🙏 |
| Just did a shit |
| 🌽 looking primed to roll over Monday |
| This gif is a succint metaphor of my whole life. |
| You mean war with Iran intensifies, market up +3% |
| So the top is indeed in. |
| Guys whats Your vieuw on xag |
| Mag 7 have deep pockets. Without that it would have crashed long ago. |
| Hes telling the truth, Im the rig |
| So we're gonna basically embargo everybody and everything, except for rubber dog shit from Gynah.\n\nCalls. |
| Canada is actual a hub of natural resources/rare earth minerals |
| So at this rate SPR is going to be under 250 by like October lol. I’m guessing they throw away that whole “national defense minimum” and keep sucking til the new year tho lol time to sell oil calls |
| I used to have the energy for hancuffs , leash and shit before i discovered options |
| How are your bags |
| It's one of those reoccurring holidays |
| This tangerine mf just picking random numbers for tariffs huh |
| No i just have situational awareness. |
| how you know? you on the ship right now? |
| Huang would have to announce that Nvidia are pivoting to AI for the stock to make another big move at this point |
| What does roulette look like where you live?? It was 0 and 00 here all along. Like someone else said they literally are adding a third green in some places in USA. |
| Soxl calls it is |
| Aw crap we now have to pay a 50% tariff on beaver pelts and coffee crisp bars |
| Unless yields say ‘get fukt mango’ |
| What goes down will go back up. Just like Cambridge Analytica. Just wait for the bottom. |
| There are only FOUR semis stocks looking good rn within the entire sector, which in on itself is showing extreme weakness. |
| Time to get high and play skyrim |
| Uhm what? Calls or puts? Panik or Buy? |
| I’ve always liked watching PawnStars |
| There is some irony there for sure lol |
| I'm a bear and i'm proud. Gonna go cash gang during the october pump. |
| wtf is this s***. Calls |
| Qqq 695 21d tho |
| Perhaps reduced overall volatility while traders are keeping their powder dry to make big purchases or sells. Apparently the numbers 500, 350, and 250 are psychologically significant, thus the outliers are just above and below those price points.\n\nJust spitballing here. |
| spy has spent more time in certain price ranges which gives it more opportunity to be more volatile just count the number of plots in those ranges and you will most likely see spy spent less days in those ranges those ranges of low volatility also seems to coincide with bull markets. |
| Is it your birthday wishes card to Epstein ? |
| Buddy, where tf do you get your news from? Were you not living on earth during the tariff fiasco in 2025? Also, did you know that we still haven’t ratified a fucking tariff/trade deal with China yet?\n\nHave you ever read a trade balance sheet? China has a goods trade surplus with the US! |
| $20 is $20 |
| Fuk u then mr banbet |
| Maybe he’s looking to invade the bond market next |
| no hablo ingles |
| We stand on guard for deez nutz |
| https://preview.redd.it/w1x15cb6xzkh1.jpeg?width=1660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec88b762fcbae92f2e4adbc1e3d041612bd38580 |
| How much is that gun? |
| yeah, zcash was a hell of a ride yesterday, need the helmet ... Since you're so smart, I'm sure you were deep in zcash too 🙂 |
| You can still enjoy it. Cause everything is irrelevant untill oprions start trading on Monday |
| Mango looking to commit more violence and murder but his advisors telling him it won't progress the negotiations |
| Did turkey do something? |
| Skipping school for the MMORPG addiction was law. |
| Nah, just a cool video on the operating principle, by Steve Mould |
| Say, Would you crackers like to hear about the time we saw the Lochness Monsta? |
| !banbet qqq 725 6d |
| It looks like there might just be fewer observations in those periods. Number of observations at any distance from the mean tends to increase as total observations increases. |
| when, not if |
| Played another MMORPG instead. Used to skip schoool to play.explains a lot. |
| RemindMe! 40 hours |
| The ppl that believed him initially made money tho 🤷 |
| We spoke till 1.30 am last night and I confirmed we were on and I slept in today. Texted her at 2 pm and she said I thought we wouldn’t meet and cancelled the date 😭😭 |
| Does anybody know if “bridge and power plant day” already passed? I don’t want to miss it. Thx |
| Really wanted to see what this said but I just get "if you are looking for an image it was probably deleted" message |
| We're in a constant state of winning this forever war, it's fucking great |
| I have no idea what I'm reading here |
| If you never played WoW in the BC/ WoTLK era, Idek what to tell you. I know my people are in here somewhere. |
| NVDA CRWD calls for earnings this week. Gambling we bounce back to ath |
| Out of the loop, are we back to war or are we still “winning”…kinda lost track |
| buy the news, sell the rumor |
| price levels also related to time, make similar chart but with date as y axis. the low/high volatility is likely associated with certain time periods, not dependent on price levels. |
| The whole two inches of it? |
| yall have been saying bubble is gonna pop soon for the past two years haven’t ya |
| I said bounce that shit like woahhh |
| Is there more to be made off of MRNA’s teets? |
| !banbet QQQ 725 8/28 |
| Yes fbi this guy right here. |
| You would just have $20 today if you invested $10K in Beyond Meat 5 years ago |
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| took my cock out and put Carney forehead. |
| Couldn’t believe my eyes when I first saw this. But then it made perfect sense. \n Only in America would you take a hundred year old perfectly functioning money making business scheme and skew the odds even harder. And only in America would people actually take that metaphorical dick \*all\* the way down their throat. \n\nRespectfully ofc. I love America. But it is what it is. \n\nAnd I promise you, to whoever reads this, if it’s an American, even if they get it, deep down they are offended by this, how dare I insult the dick in their throat. They want to be the dick. So they worship the dick. \n\nGeh af. Sorry got carried away. |
| Where the fuck do you think you are exactly? I buy high and sell low. What else do you need to know?\n |
| Invest in baby oil futes |
| ? |
| u know U have to keep it there for 5 years 🙁 for the match, kinda annoying |
| Pretty interesting. I wonder if a lot are tied to big events where the market is overall flat until the news. Probably not |
| You deserve a diagnosis. |
| Knee how can you send me one factory worker please and thank you |
| also bro if this is a tfsa he’s beyond f’d |
| bubble has been popping for the past 2 years hasn’t it? |
| This guy is King Degen, Lmao |
| You must be one of burry substack subscribers lol 🤡 🤡 🤡 |
| Outliers occur coincidentally not correspondingly in this case or something to that effect i imagine |
| Yeah, okay. Anything could be justified by saying it happened in history so it can happen now. If you knew anything about history, Japan almost acquired all of mainland China even up to India.\n\nModern weapons make a lot of difference and no one is just gonna sit there and let you do a naval blockade for show of strength.\n\nThere are financial weapons that big economies have that could turn the entire global markets into a grinder. We are fortunate to have some sort of safety coz large portion of the world buys our treasuries. Piss them off and they’ll dump that shit real fucking quick and no amount of military showmen ship will solve problems. \n\nI’d get our head out of our asses and stop pretending what is shown in Hollywood movies is real life.\n\nIt’s been more than 5 months since the war with Iran and after 65 fake peace deals we are still bitching about the Hormuz. No one is winning a war in this day and age, I’d lower our egos a bit. |
| Monday -3%.\n\nTuesday 🌮 to new ATHs. |
| any1 knows how long stupid robinhood take to transfer my IRA over to them? |
| gazunttite |
| I wish I had the patience to just sit out and stack cash for this to happen… |
| Calls on meta then |
| Whens the fuckin… uhh… the thing? |
| Bubble pop memory glut. |
| **BanBet Created** ▼\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $759.00 (below) | $765.72 | -0.9% | Aug 24, 9:29 PM | |
| !banbet SPY 759 2D |
| How you feelin? |
| Lets drop it by 30% |
| No. When the bubble pops in a few months they're screwed. |
| But what if they are looking then the stopping is them watching real porn? |
| Just hear to make sure you keep that helmet strapped on tight, little buddy! |
| Monday headlines “market drops 3% as war with Iran intensifies including Turkey in the mix” |
| hey yeah can you post something less smart thanks i throw my own shit |
| Fuck you 🌈 🐻 |
| I want to trade options >:( |
| Think about Meta. Its makes a lot of money. But its facing many lawsuits that will not only force it to pay up large sums of money but also may force it to change itself in ways that makes itself far less profitable. Its also run by Zuck, the guy who is known to blow hundreds of billions of dollars on any stupid little side project that gets put in front of him. And finally it also has very few political allies and a lot of enemies on both sides of the aisle. |
| Is every ai video editing tool gatekeeping it behind a paywall ? I stg i cant even get one prompt in as a trial before getting asked to fork over 20$ |
| She never gave back my Gojira shirt. Not cool at all. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8j3b9uj8vzkh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77e16aa6e3c6682b8675bebb5959b3c96465361e |
| Real. But wont* not can’t. |
| ZROZ |
| I thought it was one of those ads lmfao |
| Jesus no. |
| This time is different, yet the exact same. |
| Demand is there for memory but they are not increasing sales meaningfully which is preventing these memory stocks from going up much. You cannot just increase price every time while keeping #units sold the same and expect market to reward you infinitely |
| He just needs to get into the prediction market, lol |
| Why tf couldn’t Taylor farms be publicly traded. This company is trash. Could be shorting it into the grave right now. First they get caught up in explosive diarrhea parasites and now they are in a reportedly class 1 potentially lethal recall on Jalapeños? These guys need to stop shitting on the plants and wash their hands |
| Exactly, a true black/red gamble would be opening hundreds of ATM 1 dollar wide put/call credit spreads. Placing your strikes in the exact center of the current price you even have a slight tiny edge (that promptly gets eaten by transaction cost) |
| My calls gonna print. Vix calls that is. |
| 🤣 |
| Why stock up on Oil ,if there's no place to refine it,didnt they bomb a bunch of refineries |
| IDK IM 13 |
| lmfao |
| Ladies if you go to a man's house and the only games he has are COD and 2K **DON'T SLEEP WITH HIM!** You deserve someone who plays open world RPGs 😏 |
| Bro, I still do this shit and I’m almost 60 you sound like a poofter. \nTrading is no different than street fighting so Tuff Up. \nYou’ll be much happier not trading. Sounds like you have plenty of money. What the fuck you doing dude? Live your life. Forget about this shit. |
| Just the beginning… going to be wild. |
| Meanwhile, most of us are still living fat and happy 😃 \n\nThink about it in these terms, you’re worrying for no reason, unless a child would understand what’s going on. Point being, unless you had to cut off Disney channel and the regular ice cream flavor due to economic hardship, everything is still fine. \n\nBesides, there’s nothing you can do about it |
| Does it give you headaches too? |
| No one wants this war to continue. I have a cousin still serving that side. It's a nightmare for us this side. We see the news and we know it's all BS. |
| Free country? |
| You must be thinking of uncorrupt ones like Jimmy Carter |
| She sounds unironically cool af tbh |
| I'm big time tarded 🙂 but here you are replying to the tard 🙂 |
| “Community member” |
| I’m glad gyna built ships and jets that can run on laser beams smh |
| Oh they will. Must be your first time |
| Follow up, do you makes sure the sex dolls are in working order before you ship them? |
| I didn’t even know it was ok for a president to own stocks tbh |
| Buy MU SNDK |
| I mean, they are trying to build laserbeam that can ship energy down the Earth from space\n\nThey're building what we pretended to build |
| You wrote champ. I read chimp. |
| Link or it didn’t happen |
| My ex during Covid moved out into the desert and joined an astrology crypto cult |
| Some of you really believe gyna can wage a war without oil LMAO 🤌 |
| Will the Mango Grand Prix allow the use of the blue shell, or are they items off bitches? |
| You do know that ships run on oil, right? A massive fleet of ships and jets needs oil. China has been burning coal at record rates to offset declines in oil, but ships and jets don’t run on coal. |
| That answers that question - I was guessing it was something large or it wasn't making sense. Yeah - if you're right about oil doing that - your trade will be a big winner for sure. I hope you're wrong, just because this whole thing is so stupid and unnecessary and an oil crisis isn't going to be any fun. Massive unforced error. But hey if it's well thought out and you have conviction - I wish you the best of luck on the trade. |
| Buying 1dtes at the close |
| AI bubble did kinda burst… lots of them dropped 20-30% in June/July |
| Do you know how many times we have heard this here? |
| I mean.. totally depends on the scale you want to work at.. for a single reasoning context you absolutely can, you just need integration. For anything at scale then no. |
| Surprised people don't exercise my sold CCs way ITM. |
| the biggest problem is how theyll replace all that leverage to get back to aths |
| F I just bought some metal |
| I am personally buying some TLT on record lows just before things get more funky |
| Yes. Sanctions and blockades is what the US does best. China is connected to Russia for oil, and guess what? Russia needs its own oil for its own war. Some of you obviously haven’t read history to know that Russia would rather let China get crushed. All those roadways can easily be obliterated as seen with Iran. |
| Can you send me a used Chevy impala engine? |
| Funnily enough anthropic would ipo at the exact top. That's too obvious though so it can't happen. |
| Why is this a soup of words when it could've been a table? |
| I don't know bro. If there is a front runner in the race, it's them. So even if the bubble pop they might still be up from where they are currently |
| Long story short, manufacturing advantages and material monopolies. Also more domestic market demand. |
| Fuck yeah that's the American way always works like a charm |
| ATM calls a month out, an 8% underlying move would be a 50% gain\n\nAll that DD and bro is not even confident enough to buy ATM calls? |
| 0DTE in TQQQ |
| Buy the dips |
| Homebrewing?? |
| Sure it will get a decent cut but its been holding up well in the whole ordeal, unlike most other tech stocks that will get heavily slashed if they burst, \n\nIn the scenario where the prices take a deep dive due to a bubble burst across the entire market, it seems more than reasonable to instantly buy google knowing it would be the most likely to bounce back.\n\nIf there’s actually a bubble, tech will cycle up to the next hype tech and google is actually pretty strong and solid with quantum computing so i think its pretty safe overall even if the burst is due to a new emerging tech with more potential growth than what’s left in the current AI cycle, google will survive and print a shit ton of money\n\nIts hard to see a scenario where google either loses a deep market cap all at once without recovering, very very difficult and different story for almost everyone else except Apple |
| No, they just know you can’t do shit |
| However, still half its revenue comes from search ads. How's that going to survive the AI search that is already here is a legitimate question, much affecting its bottom line. |
| ARE we in on $SNDK for long term? (1-3 years).\n\nHow much of an upside there is with memory demand or is it gonna fall off?\n\nI’m already down $5K and contemplating holding off on buying more shares or selling |
| No red wings, huh? |
| She belongs to the demons/aliens now smh 🙁 |
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| His class all took the short bus, so his class size was small. |
| 🥳🥳🥳🥳 |
| She ghosted me after I built her IKEA dressing. |
| Don't stick your dick in retarded. |
| Another week of dumping incoming |
| no but as you get older you learn the things you wanted to do are actually dog shit and hanging out on reddit is where it's at |
| K |
| \+1 |
| There goes my calls... |
| Naah FED is the creditor of last resort. If noone want to buy the new bigger debt, FED could just print the money fresh, absorb this new bigger debt temporary, and lend the cash for the bonds. If they got it wrong rinse and repeat with double amount again. If they got it right just return the cash back to FED destroy the bonds, buy all existing public bonds with now double the amount of cash and voila! |
| I thought you jumped bro |
| You won't rip my design off right? |
| You can fix her |
| Make it with 🌽 |
| Don't give him the bussy so ez. |
| Why would you listen to Vance? He doesn’t give a shit about cheap oil lol |
| Happy for you. But who tf is running their oven this time of year 🤯 |
| Your may be right about the timing but I don't think Berkshire care about timing. The AI bubble was supposed to burst months ago and instead the market had a crazy run. My whole thing is Google is well insulated compared to lots of companies. They own almost more data than anybody else. They have figured out monetization of almost every aspect of the internet. They could have the shittiest AI and probably make it very profitable. They also have their fingers in a lot of pies and some of them will likely be highly profitable. |
| Thank you for your time 🙏🏻 |
| Oh really… |
| 0 or 80 lets go |
| Is there mandatory dystopian training for management? |
| This was an epic scene in the series 🤣 But yeah, Warren is still in control, he's not ringing the dinner bell yet haha |
| yea we heard |
| answers you can easily find on the internet if you're really that clueless about life\n\nunemployed moron |
| No it means her 10 has 0 days to expiration |
| yeah theyre lying straight to our face, they think we’re too stupid to know better |
| So both a 10 and you can trust her with the finances. Sounds like a win. |
| Do you still feel libido, emotions, and hunger? |
| My ex started a YouTube channel talking about intergalactic beings and how she can talk to Aliens now. Lmao |
| AMD, only place to make processors strong enough to run factory machines. Threadrippers, it's why their stock has exploded this year with how much AI is being pushed and they're the only company that makes things strong enough to process machine computing. |
| yo, just ask AI.\n\nI don't really hear "just google it" much any more. |
| NVDA hiking prices 15%?\n\nNeoclouds are going broke |
| How does it feel to be confirmed restarted? |
| definitely should delete the debt app |
| Just have trump do an executive order stating the debt is actually 40T "doll-hairs" and all the other countries weren't listening good. Boom. Problem solved. Calls on Hasbro. |
| so she's an 11 |
| are you 17? |
| Started Adderall this week AMA |
| Retarded Greg Able? More like Greg Disable. |
| I can tell you graduated top of your class champ. |
| since all of these earnings are basically capex driven |
| nvidia too, neoclouds, photonics, all of this stuff too |
| She’s a 10 but she’s commenting on wallstreetbets on the weekend thread |
| Interesting play right now when other big funds are divesting from tech and AI.\n\nTho google is at 15-20 PE so maybe still a bargain, and I will say AI has drastically changed the way I “google” things, maybe they are well positioned to win the average casual AI consumer. |
| Sleep 10 hours a day in peace, wake up stare at the TV for a few hours, workout, eat some good food, and have some hot ladies come over for a quickie, rinse and reapeat. |
| We already fucking knew, who are you kidding? |
| Goon marathon |
| > Ferrari just sold the wildly divisive Luce SUV for 62x asking price \n\n*$40 million fucking dollars* for this piece of shit. It's the same as a regular production Luce, but in an iPhone white color scheme.\n\nI've never been more convinced that the wrong people have way to much money. Boomers are dying off and leaving their retard trust fund kids with so much money that it's functionally impossible for them to go broke, even if they make the dumbest moves imaginable. |
| The US is paying debt and it still has a power house economy in comparison to Canada. Economically Canada is in a worse position and relies on US trade for a majority of its exports. To make matters worse it’s a logistical disaster for land locked providences that were relying on US logistics to make money.\n\nI know it may be against the US bad narratives but Canada will suffer more and if US companies start shifting their supply line. It’s going to be really rough to get any concessions from the US. Not to say the US won’t suffer but it’s nothing the US economy can’t shrug off and adapt for in the long term. Which leaves to question how will Canada be able to shrug off something that affects 70% of their exports. How long will it take them?\n\nCanada is in a weaker position. I don’t wish this for them but that doesn’t change reality. |
| Ber fan fiction |
| but then memory prices will come down |
| Read The Snowball, his biography \n\nSlightly autistic about collecting things. |
| Liquidity. There isn’t any. |
| And Berkshire bought Google. All in Google |
| I been watching The Sopranos too. I like the part when |
| He's gonna have u as lasagna |
| Trump buying Berkshire, seeking adult supervision. |
| Sls lol |
| I thought I would work in a physics laboratory |
| Skip the lasagna and make macaroni sounds with her |
| https://preview.redd.it/vmwf6xigrzkh1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e98062e7c494bd87a768e0eda5610ac4172510a |
| I made probably my best trade in my trading history with Google options, probably 99% of all other options I ever touched were a loss or barely any profit. But turned a few hundred dollars into 2k with Google, so pretty fool proof I’d say lol |
| Between their continued CapEx and 200B loss coming their way, with likely another 250B+ losses coming their way with the remaining 3,000 lawsuits, it's not looking they will be cash flow positive until 2028. |
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| Concur. Even if it kept going up with this manipulation and coordinated WH pumping, it wouldn't even be a good thing-it would just make the bull trap that much worse for the inevitable fall. Also, they'll keep doing it via "rotations" so certain sectors will rotate crashing based on "planted" news "headlines" while others that only the insiders know beforehand will irrationally pump like short squeezes- basically the same as it has been for the last year. |
| Whoever made the sheck wes remix with bing crosby sounding white guys singing it deserves more credit. Shit had me crying the first time I heard it on a highlight |
| "...no conflict of interest..." Sure buddy! |
| *This has been a Cashflow Update* |
| As a child, did you ever think you’d grow into an adult that spends most of their waking hours on a public text-based forum❓\n\nAnyways, I’m going to stream combat sports in the background while folding laundry 🧺🫧\n\nRemember to warsh your bedding & have a good day 🥰 |
| Facebook is dying literally. Mostly old people are left using it. good thing they have IG |
| Ex is coming over for lasagna. This is a really terrible idea but I’m so excited |
| I just want to travel, study foreign languages |
| Hey I thought we were making headway here! If There is one thing my father taught me its this, a pint of puts costs more than a gallon of Margin Calls |
| I still don’t understand the timing. Google’s price will take a decent cut, when the AI bubble bursts. Of course; Google is by far my largest position and last year I started shifted to BRK B as a hedge, confident that they’d scoop up lots of bargains after the inevitable fall. |
| Greg abel will buy some retarded shit to make a statement |
| I use IBKR, only 6.5% margin interest, doing Papa Buffett proud! |
| Isn't worst case is max 5k loss? |
| 7\n |
| True. Its not like you hear mfers say “yo, just bing it.” |
| > “There are no conflicts of interest,” spokesman Davis Ingle said in the statement at the time. “President Trump only acts in the best interests of the American public\n\nFucking lol |
| Trying a pork tenderloin recipe with an au jus gravy packet, seems sus |
| Better late than never, let's get this work out in\n\nWhich Richard Simmons exercise VHS tape should I do first...\n\n📼🧐 |
| Advertising and overpriced smartphones. Two things that could never lose demand in economy where the consumer is stretched thin. |
| Meta can’t catch a break lately. Must be an anti trust action coming |
| he's busy doing some QA testing on our products, he should be out in 3 min max |
| But if you don't Madoff you might have to wait a bit longer for the same amount, but you're able to keep it and enjoy it outside a cell. Madoff is more of an outlier idiot. It used to be the government needed a fall-guy to show they're holding people to account. |
| Hey Warren\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qt4o5t0sqzkh1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb8ade750e59251668fb0d2e79047b85d744db3\n\n |
| can the mag 7 just collectively agree to stop paying for capex price gouging? tf are they doing |
| Thinking of getting CRSR 15C for Jan 2027 expiry. They have gone up in the past earnings and the memory backlog is not going anywhere. |
| If your neighborhood doesn't know about your sex dungeon, are you really living life? |
| Huh? |
| Those who speak against 0DTE are heretics, followers of the Cramer. We need to stop this “rational” investing heresy before it becomes a plague |
| Probably because hes doesnt have degenerate culture |
| I wasn't ready to go public with the relationship yet!!! |
| They could have 5 years straight with negative capex and still come out on top… they generate multi billions and I’m sure they will generate trillions in the next 30years. Literally a money printing machine and an ecosystem deeply entrenched in every part of our lives |
| https://preview.redd.it/rr9q1b2lqzkh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=009782dae9d5a7b520bf117c8d13d5f7a590acd3 |
| if too many people start thinking like that people might start selling before september to anticipate the correction? at least that's what I would do |
| Sure. I would rather own Google for the next 20 years than most of the other MegaCap tech companies. |
| Exactly my thoughts. Meanwhile gold is up that much in one week while treasuries will likely perform well too if we do roll over into a recession (at least temporarily). |
| You must have loose anoos |
| Ha I’ve tried that and just couldn’t win, ever. |
| Move 50% to savings or other account for a stable investment/income. Then move every fresh 10k you make. Repeat. |
| Let me speak to your supervisor!!! |
| Knows that you got the baddest chick on the block❓\n\n👉😎👉 |
| where do you see it? |
| Jesus christ we are still perfectly tracking the dotcom final year. Based on that september will see a pronounced little stock correction, then october shreks up into the generational top only to instantly fade and roll over for good. |
| oh fuck sorry bro, that was me.. my bad |
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| You watching me? And It's Boom Boom Boom Boom, I want you in my room thank you. |
| Furious\n\nThey shipped my sex doll bubble wrapped with clear tape in a transparent box\n\nNow everyone knows 😠 |
| Brilliant! |
| Markets closed, wifes on her period, bruh what else |
| To the Plaid Pantry. |
| See through shirt, I get a sneak peek, baby 🔞👀😁 |
| US has accused the Bond Market of developing a nuclear weapon. |
| U spend 10k and repeat |
| this feels more and more like picking up pennies in front of the steamroller lmao. at some point the potential 5% - 10% isn't worth it anymore |
| Stop!!!! |
| Are you in Texas? Unfortunately, it only works for a particular grocery chain (the best one ever). |
| We should just stop paying our debt |
| If it dips under 2$ flat, I have limit orders in. I almost have 5000 ICP currently. I would love anything above a 10X (20$ ICP) during next altszn |
| Stop playing oil. With this administration? Are you crazy?! Unless you’re paying for the early tweets. \n\nJust stick to elf on the shelf or something. |
| probably can, might be less emotional too. |
| The administration also sees admitting defeat in Iran as politically impossible. That's why they tried to just declare victory and pull out. Then they saw all those articles about how "Iran defeated the US" and how the deal represented massive concessions to Iran. Next thing you know, we're back in the war |
| Whatever happened there? I'll tell you what the fuck happened. This piece of shit put 6 figures on $NOW leaps right before 🍋 bought it, without any provocation |
| So, NVDA to open 240 would just be a normal market repricing. Why i have a bad feeling? |
| they're red because he's stoned, |
| Can you imagine any regards here with 1% of his cash pile? Yachts and hookers all day. I mean why do you work so hard for the money just to see it sitting there. He's a pathological investor and will be still great in this market but not legendary if he is starting now. |
| Sure look at their Cap Ex and say that again |
| This is blasphemy. Someone crucify this heretic. 0DTE is life, it is gods work |
| yeah it hurts to have missed out on a lot of the memory gains |
| Me watching a video about counter-flow heat exchangers: 🙂\n\nMe realizing the video is sponsored by Jane Street: ☹️ |
| What's with his eyes? |
| Also I love this idea that buying Google is this big risky play. Google and Apple are probably the two safest bets in Tech. |
| this is my quant |
| unfortunately i'm retarded therefore leveraged to the tits |
| Everyone is too afraid to sell fearing they'll miss out on another 10% faceripper month. |
| 😳😏 |
| u/opinion\_is\_unpopular congratulations 🥳🧑🧑🧒🤰🏻 |
| veeva made me good money over the last weeks |
| KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUTTA YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH |
| Goats in afganistan get more sex than the weekend thread. |
| Another wise quote from Buffet:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/4793z3zcpzkh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=529fdb691085908c902ef74e7dffb8356e9a3790 |
| He saw ackman longing in lmao |
| Puts or calls on Moonday *🤔* |
| He spends $15 a day and drives a clunker; if you were to mention this to him, he would likely spend hours telling you that money isn't easily earned. |
| position timing and scaling up helps. whenever you feel the top is coming, wait 6 months lmao. Just make sure a 10% spike doesn't nuke you. At least that what I'm doing |
| 🥭 portfolio selling META gonna be so sad for my META bags |
| 😂📉 |
| What do you want to do with your life?! |
| He averages 11 days between flip flopping from war on to war off, he last did war on about 5 days ago, we should see a market moving tweet next weekend. He has had some outliers such as a 21 day break from big tweets and also one day he changed his mind just hours later. But he mostly sticks to the average. |
| Imma get my roller skates on |
| Wait tell me more i need this |
| When I lived in Switzerland during the warmer months we used to go on full day hikes like 10-12 hours. It was nice |
| Study your trades for next week |
| It looks like the screw worm response is finally starting to work.\n\nImagine we get hit with a real shock that we don't have a good answer to. |
| You got my favorite stock. You’ll be fine. |
| Your portfolio whatever happened there? |
| Hard disagree. China went slashed their imports by 50% in a matter of weeks. They didn’t magically dump gas cars and everyone is driving electric all of a sudden. Chinas oil reserves according to satellite data is way bigger than the US and they can buffer for a long time. |
| People love to take credits for the wins\n\nQuick to blame you for the losses, though\n\n📠 |
| You have to buy something. He's been hoarding cash like he could take it with him. |
| i'm definitively gonna time that one perfectly this time for sure |
| I'm carrying his baby |
| Crack and The Sopranos are the only things that have actually lived up to the hype |
| It’s possible I lost 70 grand on one trade doing that 🤡 |
| Yes melanoma is aggressive but it’s also often caught early when it’s very treatable and newer treatments including Keytruda have dramatically improved survival rates for all stages. It’s no longer a death sentence even at stage IV disease. I surmise your wife is like a OBGYN or something along those lines. Certainly not a dermatologist or oncologist or she would surely know this.\n\nEveryone in medicine has tragic stories including myself. Doesn’t make the statistical evidence (or lack thereof) any less of a fact. Is it promising? yes. Is it worth 40 billion? Nothing they’ve shown so far suggests that. It was a one year trial with the end points of recurrence and distant met free survival of which the survival rates are quite good with Keytruda depending on stage. A “statistically significant” 1 year RFS may be like a month. Only getting 30 days more before a metastasis pops up isn’t exactly something to jump and down for.\n\nI find it odd they haven’t released any hard data but were willing to come out and say they met endpoints. Feels like a PR move before the reality of the data. |
| Rent free |
| Imagine wanting any if this disaster |
| Go on a hike |
| You can fart up to 7 times per day before it counts as shitting yourself and needing a change of underwear |
| Malcolm in the Middle |
| don't think about it |
| 90% of wsb was following that one savant retards “TA” buying spy puts at the time lol |
| I don’t even watch movies or tv anymore I’m over here watching Chris camillo… only social media is wsb and trading for fun. |
| Breaking bad, a show not movie |
| The US debt currently climbs by $100,000 roughly every EDIT: second, pretty crazy to think about |
| Breaking Bad |
| u/opinion\_is\_unpopular pls confirm |
| your thesis was right but your timing was off |
| Breaking Bad. |
| Didn’t have to |
| you got me for a sec you sonofabitch |
| Guys please keep [u/opinion\_is\_unpopular](u/opinion_is_unpopular) in your thoughts. He’s undergoing reverse reassignment surgery today. The hospital is doing it at my order |
| highly leveraged crypto perps. live a little.. |
| Patrick boyle?\n\nYeah honestly it's looking pretty much over. Yeah stonks can grind up 10-20% more but the 50% correction is inevitable, possibly 60%. And this time the debt situation is so bad that infinity QE will launch gold straight to 10k. |
| Remember back when rona vax pumps sent the market higher into the stratosphere every other week?\n\n*pepperidge\_farms.png* |
| Whatever you want |
| I’m sad when my 10c parlay don’t hit and this man put down a years worth of work |
| No just $snow |
| Lol that's how you get 40trill of debt. Just numbers at this point. Some day its gonna hit! Some day will be our... oops I mean MY day! |
| Then be funny |
| I'm honestly more impressed that he had so many people put their faith in him over the years and he never pulled a Bernie Madoff. |
| mods are gay |
| What the hell am I supposed to do in a Saturday? |
| I bet on Gotterup to win the PGA BMW golf tournament… camera just did a closeup on his man tits. ☠️ |
| Are you a character in Silo, Season 3? |
| https://preview.redd.it/pg5fhipbozkh1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bf4fdacad88e52128877c7fc088bfc9ab6acbee |
| He can just leave. He won't, but he could, and it would substantively end the war. |
| Rookie numbers |
| clearly but not removed from office |
| Blame your Mods🌈\n\nThey could’ve threatened RDDT👽 executives with shuttering the most profitable sub on their platform if they didn’t reinstate emojis\n\nBut they didn’t |
| Those do not look appetizing, sry for your palate :sorrow: |
| I just took what may be the most satisfying shit i have ever taken in my entire life. Even has that good old burnt cookie smell. Every plop was meaningful and required just the right amount of effort. 😊 |
| Some of that looks like shit broski |
| https://preview.redd.it/27fqcvo5ozkh1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bacd97ed0ffaa016065da6fbe62f46a538b86dfc |
| Imagine it's the weekend, absolutely beautiful out, one of the few last days of summer to enjoy, the world is your oyster...\n\nand you choose to hang out online in your little niche gamblers club trying to post funny comments for worthless internet points |
| Trump: I’ll be impeached if I lose the midterms\n\nSo DJT is just a 0 yea |
| asshole. fuk u |
| This guy on YouTube said sell everything, feelings? |
| If I had to hear Melania speak everyday, I would shit my pants constantly like 🥭 |
| There really isn't one. Every trade is dependent on hundreds of factors.\n\nYou get a true coin flip odds by taking the same kind of trade in the same market environment thousands of times and seeing what the odds are. |
| Nvidia hiking prices 15%. Yeah I'm sure the hyperscalers will be happy about that. Just 15% more capex bro I swear this time it'll work |
| This is a Funny meme but he explicitly said a large portion Of the Google shares purchase was his idea |
| Ok, stupid. |
| 1 + 1 = 4 |
| Futes in 1.25 hours, Less gooooo! |
| \- Wanda, an owl from Bojack Horseman |
| Fr. They are worse than us |
| The one time where options are safer than the underlying, wsb goes for the underlying. |
| Dd duh |
| But this roooooose colored glasses, do you know the song?\n\n |
| Those words you just said? We Germans ™️ have a word for it. It’s: Thosewordsyoujustsaid |
| fat fuck |
| You in prison? |
| I'll take a double McHorse, with a side of screw worm fries. |
| It’s much needed so that means it won’t happen |
| Rates will jump Monday.... we could have a bloody day on our hands. All because of this fat old and dumb 🥭 |
| Record shorts on the nasdaq are fuel for another grind higher, i admit that. But even wallstreet sentiment has become bearish. Even they are quietely projecting that stocks likely won't outperform bonds over the next years. |
| Fish heads, green eggs, looks like garlic slices, and a croissant |
| Fuck are you ever a tool bud. |
| why do bears think hyperinflation is bad? \n\na gallon of milk was five cents and now its five dollars.\n\nwho cares???? spy is at an ATH and will continue mooning with more inflation. \n\n |
| 24,237 steps taken & 91 floors climbed during today’s hike 🥵 |
| Whats that dookie thing on the top right |
| Peter Jackson's King Kong is better than sex and almost as good as crack |
| Is that a dog turd in the top right ? |
| 🎶 She’s regarded, I can telllll by the wayy, he’s full porting before noon :dance:\n\nAnd by the smile that’s written on his face, he must be regarded tooooo :derp:\n\nIt doesn’t take a crystal ball to see, that these regards will get cooked by 0dtes :hmmm:\n\nEating tide pods by himself, oh he’s regarded I can tell 🎶 |
| He's the zio-puppet. May God punish the oppressors. |
| I don't think so; the US is paying more than a trillion dollars per year just to service their debt, and US bond market yields are in the same nosebleed territory that they were just prior to the great financial crisis. Equities markets are likely going to tank hard. Canada has the most educated population in the world, an abundance of natural resources and is currently outpacing the G7 in attracting new foreign development capital. |
| Nice try, you mean your wife's boyfriend and your wife \n\nSecondly midwife is a normal 21st century mainstream medical job. And the word is gender neutral, it's German mit Weib, person who is with wife. |
| You couldn’t tell me about this? 😂 |
| don't worry, he's gonna find ways to fuck you over even more |
| You eatin like calls printed |
| The indoor skydiving places pretty much do exactly this. It's awesome but tiring. |
| Or the entire province of Saskatchewan |
| Ok, so bond market is in peril, oil is climbing again, we have potential AI catalysts and Jackson Hole next week. Market correction next week? |
| Anyone have theories on T tanking the CAD trade agreements? My theory is I-ran isn't TACO'able, so CAD is the new thing to wreck and then "win and fix" to manipulate. Also let's him yo-yo energy and oil trade agreements (XL pipeline deal in/out/in/out, etc) with Bessent buying or selling oil futures via the Strategic Equalization Fund (he can sell high, buy low, repeat) |
| Inspirational |
| None of that looks good. |
| Worst part about other financial subreddits is they don't realize they're also retarded |
| Prostitutes only account for like half the sex I have. Plenty of girls want to fuck rich guys cause they think they're special and I won't switch em out at the first sign of conflict. This is a very healthy way to date and will definitely not leave me alone and unfulfilled in the future |
| Are you just getting into the field now, or do you have experience? It’s comically competitive at the moment. Even if you are willing to go for a masters, it will be very tough to get a good role unless you know someone |
| No, it is sap |
| Just paid $80 to fill up my truck, mango has me driving like a granny to conserve fuel |
| Good choice |
| One of those has a Frederick the Great complex. \n\nGuess who? \nhttps://youtu.be/so2KTN0F6i8?is=ucze_RcP3c0v-jVJ |
| The thing is they didn't have many interceptors at the start either, having patriots at all was only a relatively recent development. Russia itself is also low on interceptors, that's why all of its refineries are going boom and they have ten km lines to the gas station.\n\nNone of this points to the war ending soon. |
| I just don't believe that. There will be an armistice by 2028, neither side will officially give up on its claims and trade will "quietly" reopen with Russia. Iran is likely to be solved in one way or another by then too. |
| I hate to whine about this but the way Mango has personally fucked me over in so many ways while tripling his own wealth really pisses me off. |
| Gambling as in betting on a certain color of the roulette you mean? Ain't that exactly the OP question? |
| It’s already insanely expensive to play hockey. What’s another $25 for Brayden’s parents |
| Trading is like your wife unfaithful |
| WMT calls are going to print next week 🤑 |
| Landman says 80-90 is the ideal trading range.\n\nI know I personally only take my financial advice from people named Billy Bob |
| Fries in fhe bag people, this is a robbery! |
| Cheap cocaine and hookers? |
| Which companies are in the phase 3 drug trials rn? |
| Month |
| Practice on eating ass |
| Spell the alphabet in cursive. Your wife loves it. |
| How is your timely response so impeccable ? Is this mod programming or have the bots on Reddit finally gone agentic? |
| Good luck |
| I did it wrong and became a cow |
| I hate people that take drugs. You know, like customs officers and police. |
| Very well said. |
| It's They-Them options for you sir! I hear a specific type of forest animal love to deal with em 🌈 |
| I should have been a cowboy... I should have learned to rope and ride... |
| Have you even read what the discontent is about? It's about Fedorov getting axed. The defense minister. The guy who very much does not want to end the war like this. \n\nThe discontent is not coming from people who want an end to the war at any cost.\n\nAnd they haven't stopped exports of oil they stopped exports of oil refined products because their refineries blew up. Their oil export has only decreased by 15% however, because their tankers keep going boom.\n\nAnd another year or two or three or four is well within "nation's have limits" territory, especially when Putin is still pushing maximalist demands from a weak position. |
| Hey I don’t control language buddy. I guess you’d be an incel who pays for sex? |
| NVIDIA will Pamp us to ATH !!! |
| 🥰 |
| All this cryptic messaging… is it calls on Intel and smci not?! |
| Maybe this isnt for you if you're that anxious? |
| Gender fluid options. |
| So... Everyone loses except two short dudes with Napoleon complexes? |
| damn i should've become a rancher |
| Because earth has a bunch of fucking holes in it. Oil comes out from more than just one hole. |
| Wise man. |
| Nice try AI, it'll only inverse your opinion if you're a human |
| 😳 |
| They might even be able to afford making some reels with a rented Bugatti again. |
| You're just a grunt |
| Ur dad will love u too |
| 😔 |
| It looks to me like 🥭 is just buying time for Israel, they are literally demolishing Gaza and Lebanon and noone is talking about it since we have this tension |
| 😔nah im broky |
| Thank you sir. |
| # 😘 |
| $75 is also the sweet spot for US producers, everyone is making money and people are still traveling for pleasure. I was an electrician in the oilfield for quite a few years, anything over $70 a barrel they'd work us 60+ hours a week. $65 or less and we were capped at 40 hours. |
| Correct. \n\nBackup the truck on USO puts, 5% of portfolio buying one-month DTEs.\n\nIf they expire worthless, then wash rince repeat, every month for the next 20 month until portfolio is depleted. |
| Do you have a bond position? |
| lumber, automobiles, fertilizers, aluminum, oil. but sure do the meme |
| I’m so glad inflation’s under control, phew 😎:\n\nhttps://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000703112 |
| 0DTE is the closest thing to a coin flip but the house takes a slice every time you play so you need to win more than half just to stay even\n\n \nthe iv crush on earnings plays makes the odds way worse than 50/50, you can nail the direction and still lose money |
| Did u cum 4 times too? Or just dry run? |
| is ⋆｡‧˚ʚ🥭ɞ˚‧｡⋆ dumb? If he's going to nuke the bond market, he might as well nuke the $40 trillion debt away. Kill two birds with one stone |
| Reliable income source of what? A few bucks for risking thousands of the underlying? \n\nOne day if a contract get filled you could get ripped open. |
| And look what happened to the Soviet Union. |
| Calls on NVIDIA look irresistible going into next week due to popular sentiment on this sub that it’s gonna dump. And, one thing that’s for sure is that this sub is always wrong |
| When Soxl back to ATH |
| curious: do u have shorts on PLTR as well? |
| Too many lovers, and for that reason, I’m out :exit: |
| Every single week with this same question…\n\nYou know what❓ I’m telling your local billionaire that you’re not out spending every last dollar consuming |
| I do think ai is dead. The blow off top isn't coming. Genuinely i don't see the endgame anymore. It won't even be profitable enough to justify the current costs. The mag 7 won't die or anything, but i think the whole ai thing will hit a snag soon and spiral into a period of slowing down. The economy however is so reliant on ai spending that the slowing down will result in a crash. This will compound into a fullblown recession as both north america and europe have deteriorating labor markets. I think this could all happen very fast. |
| You sound like my mom |
| Infant mortality in the US is shockingly high so it’s definitely a thing |
| Comparing to Garilla? |
| He can if he wants |
| https://preview.redd.it/r2khb1xqlzkh1.png?width=1309&format=png&auto=webp&s=b27b17191efd23fae0da3d8e960aa7cffd957b17 |
| Heavy cash rn\n\nBut if I see QQQ 705-708 on Monday/Tuesday, I’m yoloing QQQ call spreads for 08/28\n\nThinking we bounce to 720 by EOW |
| I was in the room when he said this\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/57vzfl0plzkh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a80079c285e24532ab6ae551a75422c7cce87574 |
| Really…? They were in Afghanistan for more than 9 years… |
| Gooning |
| Bro 😥 |
| If u have a big cock, I will love u |
| Nah sun I fuck plenty. Only poors are incels |
| Dude, putain Said they’ve got nothing else to do if SMO is over and you’re out there playing some 7d chess with your bumhole |
| They don’t want you brother |
| What the fuck am I supposed to be doing? |
| It's the only way to be sure |
| "Like" gambling? |
| Fucking legend |
| I assume a chimp can out-trade me. Therefore if I ever get enough money to train a chimp to push buttons on robinhood, I’m gonna be rich |
| 0dte options: SPY or QQQ opens red losses 2 to 3% from open price (good movement for single trading session). Then at 11:30am eastern there hasn’t been a real bounce down 3% from open at that point. You come in get calls and bet on a complete V if it works 5 to 10x your money. The further there is no real bounce the less of a bounce you need let’s say it’s 1:30 eastern down 3% now you only need a 1 to 2% pull up for a nice juice gain. Complete gamble you call it wrong and you lose everything. |
| What's the best data science jobs in finance |
| If Iran can tough it out, so can america 😤 |
| 6 and a half 🤌 |
| Bachelor is an outdated term, people just say incel now |
| 👆\n\nDing ding ding!!!!\n\nthis was a message about the US bond market about to enter a very volatile period as the “trust” factor has been completely compromised. The interventions in the Yen and now the revival of the Yellen playbook and Treasury swapping long for short duration are not to be so easily dismissed. America has hit the fiscal wall in the debt market and the idea that tariffs on the rest of the world to keep the shell game going has been shown to be unrealistic. THe bond market smells blood and higher rates or step function inflationary event is inevitable.\n\nCarney as much as anyone would see the signals and thus I think is foretelling the world buckle up cause the hurricane is about to make land. |
| Lol how do you put something on day 1-2 of news pop. Atleast wait for slowdown and then put it |
| To be fair, OP is highly regarded hence his post in the first place. |
| Rallys require constant bullish news to sustain, we are running out of headlines, to justify moves higher. Fuel isnt cheap, lets not treat it like its returned to normal |
| Was gonna get pussy this weekend but instead I decided to get drunk and play gamecube |
| They can't keep going forever. They're seeing (real, not manufactured by western media outlets) discontent at home for the first time. And they've stopped exports of oil for the next couple months because of the Ukrainian attacks which is amplifying the current spike. But they can't keep the war going forever, nations have limits.\n |
| It just hit me that we have 2 and a half years left of mango market manipulation |
| Honestly this is going to be a boring ass week ahead until Nvidia's earnings call (8/26) |
| If you're trading USO you're fucking up. \n\nIf oil ever became real tight in the US, we'd cut off exports crashing crude oil but Brent would rocket. You're better off trading BNO or Brent futures if you want to bet on oil going up. |
| drone strike the bond market? |
| When the tide recedes. You find out who was swimming naked |
| 🚀☢️🔥bond market |
| He will raise the rates to 10% once guy next D to their name takes the oath of office |
| Duh..... what incentive do they have to tell the truth? |
| I'd hate to have a wife that's mid. Thank God I'm a bachelor |
| Damn inflation so bad, even the roulette got hit by an extra 0-s.\n\nPuts on the CPI |
| How does trump militarily attack the Bond Market 🤔 |
| https://preview.redd.it/53burwrwkzkh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fd87e12ea20111e985f7f6b8e8473bd0c4cf588\n\n \nHe also said this |
| Bruhs we about to invade bond markets wherever they are geolocated |
| You're misunderstanding the question. Obviously options are gambling, what form of them is closest to \~50% chance of profit though? |
| Sad thing is that people still think he can 🌮 his way out of the Iran war |
| Lmao that would explain a lot |
| HOW DO I EAT PUSSYBETTEE |
| You’re an actual moron, huh |
| HOW DO I EAT PUUS |
| Use a technical indicator that has a 50% hit rate over at least 100 events, more would be better\n\nBut you can make this a little better because there are some with higher hit rates than 50%. That's why I've never understood why more of you guys don't back test this stuff. If you're going to gamble. you would think you would be obsessed with odds |
| My qanon conspiracy theory take is that they are cooking inflation numbers because there is no way it’s below 5% |
| No way this isnt a troll post |
| even shitposters are getting replaced by ai |
| Sell all your money |
| Putin ain’t leaving without a huge territory concession. And I don’t see Zelenskyy given it to him. |
| Idk.. probably the opposite of what you feel you should do.. |
| only plausible scenario is russia pulling put of ukraine completely to try and save whats left of their economy and maybe exporting oil again and using that on war reparations. |
| My bro told me him and his wife are going to a 'midwife' for their pregnancy...what is this the god damn middle ages? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ph9qevsmkzkh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4f7d0769c02ac06175013b3ee6ee36fb0513f2a |
| I'm fascinated by Mike Lindell's mustache. I bet that it looked like icicles when he was smoking crack. |
| Stacy's mom though 🥵 |
| She’s mid bro grow up |
| I'm just not sure why any stay-at-home trader would want to be involved in the oil markets. Granted there is insider trading practically everywhere, that one is especially rampant. It's all moving on headlines. What edge is there? |
| Andy’s mom in Toy Story 3 has a nice ass 🥵🥵🥵🥵 |
| Well that’s kind of his goal 🤣 |
| We're running out of missle interceptors to give to Ukraine. Lately Russian missiles attacks have been landing hard although Ukraine’s drone attacks have been effective as well. |
| This dude comes up to me and asks for a dollar\n\nMe: Bruh, can I get a dollar? 😤 |
| Why isn’t it working |
| Happy to hear that! |
| That‘s crazy 😭 |
| A lot of Vegas casinos are doing their best to make 3 0s a thing |
| Just need to read between the lines. There's always something there to make you smile. |
| !banbet RDDT 180 August 28 |
| Last couple years, the stock would rally right around their annual big conference that is happening end of sept this year. |
| I sure envy your husband |
| i mean the rates are up lol. He lifted the whole curve |
| All good I got out awhile back |
| Whatever grandpa |
| Seeing boobies is fun even when they’re tiny |
| you good? |
| he did a lot though. Showed up, said rates would stay the same, gave no guidance, and then fucked off the stage 👊 |
| You folks need a new leader up there. Carney is taking you down. The guy is a disaster. I wish you luck. |
| Add another zero on the right |
| I can't imagine wanting to insult captain poopoo diaper. Why do you hate freedom? |
| I’m saying 130 at open Monday. Could be wrong obviously.\n\nBut in the past when MSTR starts running, it REALLY runs. |
| More than likely we getting some money printing in response |
| LOL |
| Well I’m 45 and have been married for 24 years so yeah. Lotta sex by now lol. |
| Vance saying keeping oil cheap is goal No. 1 is pretty interesting here. If that really is the priority, doesn’t that make a sustained oil spike politically impossible for the administration? It almost strengthens the case for a bearish oil trade, assuming they can actually get Hormuz normalized. |
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| Been trading uso all spring/summer. The plunge protection team hammers it down when it price starts to take off. Low volume early morning and lunch hour you can see them hammer it down. \n\nGovernment has a narrative and their manipulation has been pretty predictable. For a while it was always right at 6%. \n\nI’ve done very well and almost got burnt with the last big dip. I held and just dumped at $135. I’m a little guy but im up way over. $100k on it so at this point I’m pumping the brakes. \n\nThe free Markets aren’t free markets. That’s for dammed sure. |
| Because there is still plenty of supply still and every time oil crosses $100, it results in demand destruction. This is why even opec doesn't prefer very high oil prices, their sweetspot is between $65 to $80. \n |
| People have been saying that for nearly five years now. Russia has been gaining very very little land, almost statistically insignificant amounts, for the past year. It's the definition of stalemate. And even if France flips the EU as a whole is very hostile to normalization. |
| That's the dumbest thing I've read this week. |
| And 🫵 YOU. and 🫵 YOU. and 🫵 YOU.\n\nYOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME!!!!!!! \n\n\n\n |
| Hi 🅱️uddy |
| What refineries? I'm not aware of any refineries being built? |
| Dude no one cares |
| Lightweight |
| Thx bro ❤️ |
| Getting his bowels vacuumed out!🤮 |
| Kevin Warsh has literally done nothing 😤\n\n |
| Paul Robert is a baller name\n\nu/Im\_Paul\_fuckin\_Robert\_bitch |
| BMNR and NOG were my winners of the week 📈 |
| SLS or any other pharma study results. |
| In the US it's 0 & 00. |
| 🤣🤣🤣:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/comedy/s/xjTIXmt3Hw |
| Man lebron is handsome |
| Silly Americans think they have a taco shell in this. We done with you retards and we ain’t coming back to the table. |
| There is so much much dumbdumb in this post, in any other sub, I'd think was troll. |
| What will that change though for Canada? Canada will still suffer economically and still be in a weaker position or worse. |
| Sad part is that one 🌮 with Iran fixes everything, oil goes down, bonds go down and stocks pump so hard, but no, the degenarate has other plans during this AI race, it would be so funny if China wins. |
| already happened |
| Short LOVE thank me later |
| Sorry OP!!! |
| let it ride |
| They will finish up Donetsk then declare "victory". Pressure being put on them with the bombings is bearish for oil, it makes them more likely to negotiate and thus reopen their supply. |
| Clearly Americans have vague understanding of social credit system and importance of eye care program. Beep boop |
| but, the hockey stick tariffs! |
| I agree with u bro |
| This market is whack\n\nBears are gay\nBull are fuk\n |
| It's so blindingly obvious that you personally have definitely had actual sex with an actual woman, that we come here in the hope the magic will wear off on us. LOL |
| could have multi-tasked and masturbated in the traffic on your way to Lenscrafters 😤 |
| The admin also had the objective no more wars yet here we are |
| MM's bluffed me too many times. IM GOING ALL IN ON THE RIVER |
| 🦀 to the left!! 🦀 to the right!! Criss-🦀! Criss-🦀!! |
| think about all the masturbation sessions you can stream when you get the Meta glasses tho |
| Something about the market can stay irrational then you can stay solvent blah blah blah |
| https://preview.redd.it/14lgh8w3jzkh1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f171463458b003b47896e5f81fd676ecdbecfe |
| How deep a hole can neckgina dig? |
| Russia is about to win in Ukraine? Has anyone told the Russians? |
| Nvidia’s 15% price hike servers containing AI chips means we pumping next week. AI demand still insatiable |
| I didn’t come up with it, you put it on full display |
| What does scalping mean ? |
| bruh, I gotta start digging up old USB sticks at home and resell it on eBay |
| calling him orange Voldemort is a pretty fucking funny insult tbh |
| god speed |
| Can’t wait for him to tariff clouds and algos to dump all neocloud stocks getting confused lmao |
| Lower your strike price |
| i could but there's a lot of things i need to spend money on to do it right. And i don't want to be without any money after that |
| If this keeps going, a 32MB USB Stick will be $100 next year. |
| I wonder if we’ll go up a bit, down a bit then 🦀 or down a bit, up a bit and then 🦀 \n\nExciting! |
| Just hit $4k in my 8 month old sons 529 account. Also mango gave him 1k in his new Trump account \n\nHopefully he doesn’t become a degenerate when he gets older |
| one midsized house in East Van |
| NVIDIA HAS JUST NOTIFIED CUSTOMERS ABOUT AI-RELATED PRICE HIKES OF OVER 15%\n\n$NVDA\n\nBULLI$H |
| Phase 3 drug trial results have a success rate around 55% to 60%. |
| So you came up with the retarded TDS? Fuck are you ever a tool bud. |
| 1000x leverage, come on bro don’t be a pussy |
| so calls on Carvana? |
| you can do that right now though |
| :dance: yes |
| If my NVDA bags don’t pump on Monday i’m suing you for false hopes |
| today was a great day to mow my pasture. cant wait to live the true shepherds lifestyle once i 10x my port |
| A military coup-on |
| Nvidia raising prices by 15% due to rising memory cost and have already notified customers. Let’s go MU SNDK DRAM |
| It’s super bearish every weekend and then green shreks Monday shut them up. Until next weekend. They’ve been at it since SPY was 360 |
| I still think WULF and HIVE are the best neocloud plays. They are mostly past the cash burn phase most of the others are still balls deep in. If the ai bubble pops they will be chillin. |
| Simple tutorial. \n\nBuy on red candles. Sell on green candles. \n\nHope this helps. |
| It's why his replacement has big fucking shoes to fill. |
| A little moozadel, tomatoes and basil 🤌💋. |
| I would agree generally.\n\nBut why is the biggest position sold the "Vanguard Dividend Appreciation Index Fund ETF Shares".\n\nIsn't that one quite defencive too ? |
| Agreed. |
| buffets main investments is scamming americans with insurance companies, making americans get fat as fuck from candy and soda, and owning a railroad monopoly that can charge stupid high prices to chemical companies and farmers who have no say in the matter. also his dad was a US senator so he basically had insider information too |
| It's weekend sad boi hours. Always like this. |
| Yay |
| One less castle for Zuck |
| Says the one swallowing American propaganda |
| You are so stupidity ignorant. |
| Buffet missed the entire bull market. He’s not smart. Hes only relevant because he bought hundreds of 1000s of SPY shares in the 60s for the price of a strawberry. |
| judging actions based on their eventual outcomes is regarded in the stock market, you can only make decisions based on the best information you have at any given moment. taking risks that happen to work out doesnt make someone smart |
| It's the risk reward I am looking for. I think if things out of control there's a significant move or no move at all |
| You sound like you give bjs |
| should i get a payday loan to relong my btc with 100x leverage |
| All this yapping to have a flat day Monday :ahyes: |
| Can high yield credit spreads finally blow out... |
| Wrong again - fake news |
| Its all about the timing, one millisecond and you lost a fortune 🤡 |
| Crypto cockroaches crawling out from their basements |
| Just follow the news trail. All parties agreed talks were going well. Lutnick publicly comes out saying the US needs to get more. 8 hours later the deal is dead. \n\nCanada does not have a current record of manipulating the truth, that cannot be said for the US. |
| Bring on the cheap Chinese Evs! |
| Old news man. He made those moves in June |
| yep time for the market to go up now that im out lol |
| Yup, exited all meta positions last week. Will review in 6 - 8 weeks. |
| Ohhhh hit a nerve. |
| Wrong. Europe is not interested |
| ternary options |
| He lost a lot of gains since he made those moves in June |
| Wait you guys have 2 0s? You are getting scammed bro |
| They also in a way saved our asses by releasing their own reserves and not importing much of Iranian oil during the crisis. Had they not done that, we’d be looking at $5/gal easy!! |
| maybe game companies arent that great an investment unless theyre mobile microtransaction slop after all huh\n\nyou can spend billions and years developing a product and then get fucked by your own shit security protocols |
| Nasdaq call? |
| Good one. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Tea Party Upcoming!! |
| Bro senile he gone tariff the air coming in soon |
| We’re not the ones with midterms coming up |
| I have puts |
| All debt is fake and isn't real.\n\nI try telling my wife our mortgage is just a number and she says "I'm going out with some girlfriends for a bit" or smth.\n\nShe doesn't get it. |
| Canada never finished the European deal. It has not been ratified in Europe because of your socialist dairy supply management system. They don’t want a free trade agreement with you |
| I'm American and I'm rooting for Canada. |
| i had a bunch and i just sold it all last week. i might miss a big rally but want to sit it out a while with all the shit happening lately |
| Why are there so many incels in the thread today lol |
| 0dte debit spreads |
| What’s the news? |
| I mean these are literally rookie numbers for someone like him. Orange regard for all his flaws is rich and 5mil is probably like 50$ for an average american |
| Interest rates are crazy, insurance rates been climbing and it’s gotten so expensive to gas |
| oh i thought he was talking about lockheed lol |
| Pretty much.\n\nHis actions can cost them billions of dollars. |
| **Gabagool? OVA HERE! 👇**🏻 |
| nah its a helpful suggestion |
| Berkshire Hathaway has enough cash to buy the bottom 40% of the S&P500 right now. If we get another dotcom or 09 bust then it's going to own everything it wants. |
| also china is not nearly as oil-dependent as they were 10 years ago anyway |
| Doing the same is free money, right? |
| Woah fucking unreal hot take. /s |
| Once i have the funding, i intend to harvest the power of tornados for a all-in ammusment park ride.\n\nThis is really an untapped area of entertainment.\n\nNature has gifted us with thrilling cyclones in the wild and no one has even tried to tame this power.\n\nYoull put on a glider suit and enter into a real life tornado. Youll trully fly like a bird.\n\n |
| You sound like you need a bj |
| “entire AI team leaving”, lol. Some one dude leaves and you make it a big deal. Same things happened to other companies too. |
| Fake news…. Typical Canadian propaganda. Read the article “Despite the U.S. offer to Canada to receive the best treatment of any major exporter to our market, new demands and walk backs of other commitments by Canada have upended the careful balance reached in the past days,” Greer wrote, calling this a “missed opportunity” for a partnership between the two nations.” |
| Yes |
| Send this clanker for processing |
| Damn plan was to get nvda weeklies for a Discount on Monday \n\nRip to that thanks to the news smh |
| He came and told them beforehand |
| imagine sundar pichai tells warren in the meeting hey 6 of our core AI team, the guys in charge of deepmind and alphafold, are gonna leave next month, also were gonna issue 60 billion dollars of new debt, so can you buy a bunch of our stock please? LMAO |
| anyone buying gold or silver |
| June?\n\nIt's fucking almost SEPtember already.\n\nMeta already dumped a bunch the last 2 months |
| And they walk everywhere, like that’s a thing to do. They’re all like, the restaurant is only a 10min walk away, like they’re not gonna drive there 😥 |
| Used car market is ridiculous rn lmao |
| 0dte is only a slot machine if you treat it as such. Selling them is a reliable income source for me. |
| no it is RTX and NOC \n\>Two other defense companies, [RTX](https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/RTX) and [Northrop Grumman](https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/NOC) were also named in the… |
| You really think the US can pull that shit these days? Keep in mind China is connected to other oil nations by land, they can establish roadways very quickly. |
| this dude owns rockstar now. |
| Unless he bought meta 2023 he must have been in the red. |
| dumb calgary ape |
| CACO coming soon to a canadien theater near you lmfao |
| US national debt only goes up 🤪 |
| Yea trading is easy jist copy trade buffet guys |
| google literally took that doddering old man for a ride dumping stock on him before issuing 60b in debt and their entire AI team leaving |
| This gta6 leaker should just drop the full pc build on piratebay already\n\nBut he's busy trying to make some money squeezing Take two like a whore. |
| So, a very healthy industry, with real customers and demand! |
| prediction market, betting if spy will end positively or negative at market close, binary outcome |
| Nutlick is a fucking wet wipe. |
| Sure, cause everyone takes investment advice from a guy who thinks he can take military action against the bond market! |
| Companies like Nvidia have been posting monster earnings even before Anthropic was even born lmao. Sit down.\n\nThis isn’t 2000. The valuations are just fine, that’s why even buffet bought Google. |
| I thought that was a joke. Christ this guy is the biggest fucking moron in the history of dumbfuck retards |
| I agree, except 0dte calls/puts aren't capped at just doubling your money. maybe 0dte debit spreads would be more accurate. |
| he's gonna play GI Joe at the trading floor |
| But… it’s almost September. And he’s averaging 7 trades an hour or something? He could be all in Meta right now, or something else equally stupid like full port Nvidia puts or Walmart debit spreads. There’s no way to tell |
| This happened 3 months ago. Guarantee he uses the dip reaction to this “news” and buys bigly mon afternoon through tues AM. \n\nWho knows if he bought back in already, he probably has. |
| they’re fuckin ten-plies |
| the US national debt is just a number |
| China measures it achievements in generations, the core of their identity is the century of humiliation and rebuild after it. They are gonna slowly but surely set everything so that Taiwan will ask for help and they will happily grant it. It will take years for this situation to develop but it will happen. |
| lol moronic take |
| Anyone who unironically says TDS has drank at least a bit of the kool-aid.\n\nIs it deranged to point out obvious bad (understatement) behaviour of a world leader? |
| did he get rid of pltr for real |