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| Bro if you don’t have the education to make good money with a white collar go dig a fuckin ditch or weld some pipe. No excuse for a dude to be broke. |
| Entry point will be better next week when it’s at another 10% discount |
| about has heavy as your meme bags mr chad |
| The new AI circle jerk has begun. Not gonna miss this runup 🤌 |
| sorry for your situation, everybody can not be winners |
| Uh oh, this guy got 8 seconds |
| Is that why it tanked? |
| Share the good news? Need to know what ticket can make me bankrupt the quickest. |
| I think the market for consumers is down in favor of institutions. I think this is bad because of surveillance reasons (as we’ve seen, data privacy is crashing fast), hacking, and subscription models |
| I got a hard drive... |
| Why AMD, why |
| yes, i’m good. your comment is just disturbing |
| SLot machines, war machines....tough to predict. |
| Alll about making money |
| Is this my destiny? Losing money in the stock market? |
| new ATH friday i think |
| Good bot |
| sac a chicken to Melchor |
| I forgot. Does anyone remember how much money real life ironman saved for the government through DOGE? |
| Lmao |
| Why? Did some news come out? |
| Yeah exactly. It probably won’t work. Sigh… |
| 🥱 |
| Cause dumb fucks best |
| Si Senor |
| You good, bro? |
| This is so retarded |
| "We may be in the middle of a crypto winter, but spring is coming — and Bitcoin is winning." -Michael Saylor. My leader has spoken. |
| another day and all the pedophile child rapists that run our country roam free. and we have not declared war on the foreign country that did this to us. |
| Meta and Tesla (via X) |
| Guess who Meta has a deal with for storage? Yes, the only thing that might be as critical as GPUs for LLMs. Pure Storage!! It’s trading lower than its ATH |
| Those so called “consultant strategist” who just graduated provides no better value than AI |
| They will register seventy six million gmail accounts, and write a driver to use gmail attachments as a block storage device. That way google has to buy all the hard drives. |
| Obviously do you even know what this place is? |
| they dont apply enough vibe factor |
| Poophole loophole |
| Proceeded to V massively |
| Tomorrow gonna be a +2% kinda day just because |
| Microsoft baggies really thought it would just bounce back. Open gap at $365 that needs to fill, ironic price huh |
| How many years do you think it will be until google goes back to 340?\n\nLots of heavy heavy bags opened there on a supposed “awesome” stock |
| silver was 30$ a year ago, you belong here. |
| I think it split at $1000 last time |
| Favorites are shiting the bed, i hope we will get rsi and fvrr at least... |
| 100% |
| How heavily are you breathing through your mouth |
| Aw naw, dawg… you were at exactly 69 comments in this thread before you replied to me here :/ |
| Calls on meteorology |
| Red flag unless you wanna be sitting your ass in a pew every Sunday until you’re in a nursing home lol |
| 🤪 |
| feel at peace selling MSFT. its goign into the s&p 500 index now. no more screwing me over MMs. |
| Just as you can't blame the slot machine, you can't blame the market. It just does what it does when it does it. It might be possible to control your own actions, but I'm not sure. They do form your personal reality, though. |
| Even if that was true it doesn’t change the validity of my point at all. |
| That’s not happening. Klarnas a growth stock |
| Deposited $10k into blackjack\n\nLost $8k\n\nWas down to my last $2k\n\nTurned $2k into $12k in 45 minutes\n\nTook a 15 break\n\nLost the $12k in 15 minutes |
| https://preview.redd.it/r10jjw36s4kg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e879cf29bb758bf3d184829b5318bf3e213a4fe |
| A tale as old as time itself 😂 |
| I said calls were the move today and the bears downvoted, pointed and laughed. Now they're behind the dumpster again. Tale as old as time |
| ????? |
| go and have a cry |
| Some of yall haven’t gone out to your front porch to watch the tornado go by and it shows. |
| War when |
| Life’s tough lately but Pam Bondi told me I gotta be happy cause SPY was green today. She so wise |
| NVDA - their GPUs are churning out illegal stuff |
| if you’re critiquing these legitimate business deal then don’t be surprised when stocks keep going up |
| What kind of drives do you think the cloud providers use?? The same supply chain issue affect Amazon and Google too. |
| Fair duece. Check out DRTSW warrants. Good luck out there! |
| I'm actually surprised by how little I'm hearing about consultants being made redundant by LLMs. I agree with you 100%. They should be a lot more worried than programmers and SWEs. |
| Can we stop referring to these motherfucking cocksuckers as retards? It's offensive. |
| Major green flag |
| Miserable profit when every WDC, MU, STX, SMSN, HY9X doing 100% beat, negative p/e, ad profit margin that is impacted by hardware costs |
| More leverage and store on 10x margin |
| Microsoft 😠 \n\nMicrohard 😊 |
| Markets can reset through price or time\n\nTime is the worst way for overleveraged retail |
| Burn it down |
| Not even banbet cares about you. |
| Feel like any news is bearish at this point🥲 |
| gross |
| "the duality of man" |
| You ever had a girl bring a bible on a first date? Red flag/green flag? |
| I respect that more than the high waters these puss’ out here are wearing. |
| Yeah it’s the mountains dude. Lower elevations get less. The crest of the Sierra gets the most. East side of Tahoe doesn’t get as much as the crest because of the rain shadow effect. All the moisture gets sucked out over the crest |
| The n word I think |
| Best sign of weaking for the bubble, isn't it? What happens if there's bad or even neutral news? |
| Wait Pedro Pascal is cuddling dudes in movie theaters wtf am I doing here with you losers I’m off to the movies just in case |
| How many regards are gonna full port into NYT tomorrow |
| New boot goofin' |
| nvidia getting all the contracts, amd isn't |
| It’s raining flash media!!! |
| Imagine being a fat one |
| Lol I’m a male and was a Flight Attendant for 9 years. I met my wife at the interview in Dallas Texas October of 2012. One of the coolest jobs I’ve ever had. Changed my entire perspective of the Country and got to go places I never would have otherwise. |
| I be new boot goofin' in jorts |
| They think it’s a good idea to go to the mountains with RWD with 100-175” of snow in the forecast then act shocked when they get stuck 😂 |
| They should just merge into Geyta or moogle. |
| https://wendys-careers.com |
| 🐶🧠 |
| SANDISK HOLDER WESTERN DIGITAL TO OFFER $3.09B OF SHARES\n\nSNDK is down slightly due to this |
| Ghey |
| Yea I mean that’s a lot of snow but again I have no issues with driving on snow and ice, usually just Michelin Cross Climates and not even my studded set. I’m near Aspen |
| Always expect a crash - no crash will ever happen |
| Or they zip the old XML files on their drives and release 99% of the space. |
| But how was the stew? |
| Which |
| Don't take this the wrong way, but, stfu. |
| Should have held onto it 😒 |
| There’s two on this flight I’m on rn. They seem nice enough but gotta be low T |
| I have a 6 win 1 loss but I might lose the current one |
| 4'-8'? Thats a pretty big range |
| Ya but gey |
| Fake. He only likes baby feet. |
| It's currently at the same support line as bottom of 22 bear market and liberation day. Bye |
| I was bullish at $12, but depends on your timeline. |
| I can't remember the last time I saw a user with a banbet record over .500 |
| $RTRD |
| because its not a crash, crashes dont happen when you expect them. (besides perma bers who keep talking about crashes) |
| It’s kind of shit when you cant really trust any of them, not fully\n\nIf the thing said ”I dont know” occasionally I’d be fine, but never. Once it cant copy something it starts inventing shit very convincingly and I’ve never found a way around this with GPT.\n\n2.1 or 5.2, doesn’t matter. Same issues have percisted since the start and I think it’s baked into the design, because after all it’s just point-based advanced guessing system, not actual artificial intelligence. |
| I’ll take the under |
| Why |
| >WHY ISNT THE GOVERNMENT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT EPSTEIN\n\nTwo of the largest companies in the world are *actively* mass producing child porn and one of them was green today. |
| Gey |
| Microsoft \n\nI'm ready to be hurt again |
| No clue if true or fake news but wouldn't surprise me. Being a young adult anywhere in east asia sounds like even more of a nightmare than being a young adult here in the west. |
| If trading invokes emotion you shouldn’t trade. |
| People said the same thing about Google when it was at $200. |
| Textiles? |
| with purpose? that's how grain is made |
| Shut up dude. Spamming the channel, fuck outta here |
| Meta said bye to AMD and hi to NVDA |
| Israeli shipping company. They mostly do short time contracts, and used to be considered a hedge for political insecurity.\n\n\nNow some parties seek to buy them. |
| Yes or yes |
| imagine being a male flight attendant…. |
| He’s long MOH, FNMA,FMCC. |
| This is the most boring crash of all time |
| NVDA has been going down after earnings for a long time. People know it'll be huge and people know it'll drop. Only then will people buy. |
| Sums up every country at the moment so idk what this bald bitch is yapping about |
| Customers at work don’t like my little bit I do when they ask for me to deploy a machine in the cloud and I say “sure thing, I’ll be on the next flight up there” 🙁 |
| $3m is real money, yes, but its only a 30% increase of shares of what he currently owns. |
| Let’s bet on if the hotline gets posted this year. I’m gonna say at least twice |
| Not big data companies. When people stop using the devices because they can't get one the data stops coming too. |
| Sure if you’re a lazy fuckin bitch, you think 72 virgins gonna wanna put out for a fuckin dude with remote controller? Hell no |
| If this pisses you off just wait until you start losing money. |
| That’s good that you were in the green - maybe set lock in sells at ~20-25% to protect profit. \n\nTaking a week off might be good to clear the mind. It’s a marathon not a race |
| I can relate. I’m over in Vermont but we get all the NYers, Bostonites, etc. Fucking chaos up here when the snow comes for out of staters 😂 |
| I'm full porting for sure, dude is as well connected as anyone not directly part of the swamp can be. |
| Tuesday |
| Milling around, by definition, is aimless |
| It does tho |
| More revenue. People that bank with them are die hards. |
| The bottom 1% of Netflix gets more views than the bottom 95% of YouTube. |
| If you win why you want to lost all your gains? Are you retarded or what? |
| Lisa Su said N word |
| It’s definitely not all the tourists but damn there’s some brain dead ones for sure |
| still here too retarded to sell my SNDK position. down 15k today and expiring friday but $620c should print right? no seriously tell me,, im fucking regarded |
| Just buy calls on any of the mag7 right now, that shit will drill straight through the Florida swamps ez |
| It’s got the best Tolkien name, so obviously |
| Go to Wendys dumpster then and apply the following menu for financial success:\n\nHandies: 10$\n\nBlows: 20$\n\nBoth: 15$ |
| ? |
| Did it triple? |
| Nice\n\nNVDA -2% |
| Thank god you sold so now it can moon thank you 🙏 |
| I need a big green gold day tomorrow |
| All I’m asking is for SNDK to open at 630 tomorrow. Then you can dump it all you want |
| Bro why is my banbet just in the shadow realm it ain't popping up |
| Yank cope |
| Looks exactly like America except lower percent of homes underwater right now\n\nExcept we’ve moved on to acceptance here 😂 |
| Don’t get it |
| Yeah living here is pretty damn nice. People wonder why we hate tourists though and all you gotta do is look at the roads in the middle of a big winter storm 😂. Looks like absolute chaos out there rn with tons of unprepared people from the bay |
| Funny thing, these computer things are ultimately non-essential.\n\nJust go fishing instead. |
| Godspeed brother |
| I’ll take the week off I’m too angry to trade |
| So my protofilio has been good and actually would have been up today had I stuck to my plan but Played some short term spy options last week and that obliterated my port |
| Chill |
| goog fighting for its life to stay above $300 |
| 👁👁 |
| No because even if its a decent company the premium theyll want at IPO will be absurd |
| That's because this isn't new |
| made the choice of selling msft. its heading to 350 maybe 300 for sure. im done with that piece of shit. |
| Seems like a lot of work honestly but otherwise agreed lmao |
| my portfolio fucking loves it \n\nsorry about your job tho |
| I kept most of my profit today, overall up a few k but I got really pissed when my last hour calls when to 0. |
| Divine terrain. I’ve hiked/ ran through there quite a bit. Might head to the High Sierra in September again. |
| Dont talk about it be about it |
| The whole Jamaican bobsled team |
| !banbet |
| >people milling around aimlessly with little to do \n\nIs there any other way to mill? |
| Try again tomorrow |
| A ghay bear is found in the wild |
| Any chance it'll actually happen now because of anti-Trump sentiment? |
| what da fuck happened to AMD after hours |
| NVDA’s 13f released after hours. It’s also being covered on X right now. |
| take some psyllium husk, it helps with constipation |
| KVUE crushed earnings and is up 1% after hours! I'm totally retiring (slightly earlier than the average) cause of this HUUUGE win... |
| I’m amazed NVIDIA is barely moving. Their earnings and guidance next week will be freaking huge. EU is probably going to give it a boost too… |
| Wut? |
| Copium for ORCL calls. |
| Bigly. Full port. |
| I was wondering where that went |
| The market makers are probably tapping your wife's boyfriend's phone (which I assume you use to trade) to fuck you in real time |
| Puts on eBay calls on RIG…wish me luck 💸 |
| What did you think the AI is going to erase most of white collar jobs within 12-18 months actually meaned? |
| Because of stocks like walmart at 45 pe and costco at 50... not because of stocks like meta at 22 fwd or msft |
| didn't realize this was memestreetbets and degen options gambling on megacap tech is no longer cool\n\nmaybe retard meme investors have just gotten annoyingly cocky despite having their backs constantly blown out |
| my pc is an xbox |
| I prefer sucking dicks instead, thank you very much |
| I dont mind morningstar analysis but their fair value estimates for tech is clearly just the results of some guy hurling shit on a dartboard |
| So you broke even for the day? That’s not always a bad thing. |
| Anyone else dealing with the Microsoft Xbox outage? Puts on MSFT |
| You dont need hijacked planes for buildings when you got drones |
| # Advanced Money Duplicator back at it doing the opposite LMAO |
| >micron\n\nDid you forget they said they're completely pulling out of the consumer market? |
| no crying at this casino this is a rope only establishment |
| If anduril ipos is it a buy?? |
| Even if they can create masterful IP there will be huge backlash so I’d hard agree with you. |
| Yeah Nevada side of Tahoe |
| 🥹\n\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2023564838719680600 |
| Snowbunnies ftw |
| Meta is a loser in the field |
| pfff |
| Could be both |
| Yeah bring it to the mountains and it won’t be very fun. We get 350” of snow on average here. Literally have 100-175” in the forecast the next two weeks |
| I am so fucked lmao |
| You near the Sierra my dude? |
| He’s waiting to see if they give him a gold medal 🥇 |
| 🫨 |
| This is the future. In a decade you won't even own a computer - you'll just own a screen, and you'll rent a virtual machine that's streamed to your monitor. |
| Yes, shout out to the degen who predicted it would triple last week |
| Kill backup redundancy. Boom, free capacity expansion. |
| It's 8m shares it's defo not nothing given the average daily volume. But WDC management stated this in their earnings call so it's probably been frontrun to fuck. Entirely unsurprising this recovered in 15mins after market. |
| I am unfortunately on the wrong end of this. Can't wait to see it pump to my price after my contract expires. |
| Fries ➡️ Bag, thank you come again |
| It’s stereotypical but it’s always the Bay Area people that have never driven in snow in their life that think they will be fine in a 4-8’ storm in their Tesla |
| Really?! |
| if you are good with banbets then imma assume you have money or you get financial advice from a cat |
| I drive a RWD Tesla and live in a very snowy area. With good tires I have no issues, better than my AWD Audi because of the superior traction control with electric motors. But yes people are dumb and they suck |
| 🥰\n\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2023472537917853906 |
| I was that way a lot until I got settled with a setup I was real comfortable with and now I feel naked without it. Flying for work and unarmed rn and hate it lol |
| winter olympics is a very horny event |
| $RTRD is the sticker\n\nHave you thought about their margins? |
| I just buy both |
| WHERE MY NVIDGARS AT! |
| "OP's permabear portfolio at -95%"\n\nsurely the puts he bought with his monthly 1k check will print this time and save him |
| Reverse split from .50 / sh |
| I'm a META investor but this isn't news. We've known this. Seems desperate to pump the stock? |
| Insider buying after a 30–50% drawdown is usually either:\n\n1. CEO genuinely thinks market is overreacting\n2. Or PR confidence signal while sentiment is nuked\n\n$3M is real money even for a CEO, but it’s not “all in house” money either.\n\nThe interesting part is execs cancelling sell plans — that’s usually more bullish than one buy.\n\nQuestion is: \nIs this a software sector bottom call… or just first guy catching the falling knife? |
| You should cut off Florida and push it into the sea before you leave |
| Nancy Guthrie: ⁉️😔\n\nKash Patel: 🛩️🤠🎶👩🏻❤️💋👨🏽 |
| China Chinese vs US Chinese kekw |
| $RTRD |
| Why would you come to a meme subreddit to get angry at memes? |
| Eat her butt not her hope |
| Fuck 😭 |
| I'm torn, I've used servicenow, there's not that much to it but at the same time, will companies really want to vibe code their own? Will they trust some new random startup who vibe coded a cheaper version? Will those companies be able to provide the ongoing support and service that servicenow would? \n\nIt's almost too early to say but it's probably worth a lottery ticket at these prices. |
| And the stock still closed 1% lower LOL. CEOs can become bagholders too. |
| Wdc has 21mil shares to sell |
| No u |
| Short. Mega caps may pause / delay spending |
| alright alright, I believe you... \n \ni have my licence and eveyrthing, but every time I really think about carrying in public, I think of all the posibilities, and the posibilities that I would need it for real and that it would be better than nothing are like 1 in every 100 scenarios in real life... so i almost never carry it |
| MSTR back to $100 it goes. |
| I lost the link to the "read out loud live updates on daily thread" site. \n\nCan't find it googling either. Anyone know what I'm talking about? |
| Might as well have been closed today |
| Wha would you get |
| Is Nancy Pelosi buying the Palo Alto Networks dip? |
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| lol what happened to mclovin stock APP |
| I also have videos from previous years of a Tesla on top of a giant boulder because they slid into it |
| Not really imo. Amzn sale getting the headlines |
| Meta gay bro |
| Dumbs drive TSLA in snow |
| It’s much more than just gaming. The big corps know that it will be impossible for any up and comers to disrupt the market if they own all the compute. They are trying to turn us into serfs. |
| Ah so a nothingburger. |
| He just wants to let us know she’s 18+ |
| Commitment: $0 at an unspecified time\n\nIan Buck, Nvidia’s vice president of accelerated computing, said the two companies aren’t putting a dollar figure on the commitment or laying out a timeline |
| calls |
| Wheels down in Florida, gents. Two days of bullshit here then can fly home to my land and away from civilization again. |
| They straight up suck in the mountains in heavy snowfall. There’s literally one abandoned on the top of the mountain pass rn where I work. You can see it on the nv road cams website on hwy 207. |
| It missed earnings by 50%, Vegas revenue is down 4% the only thing saving it was Caesars digital. It's up less than 3% in after hours, we'll see what it does in the AM. |
| 3 milli? That’s it? |
| Do you think Larry Silverstein is betting on this next collapse? |
| OMG SNDK DOWN 5% AND ONLY UP 40% this month |
| Deep blood red tomorrow. Calls are for suckas |
| BTC still sucks, still short lol |
| You believe cloud storage is actually in the ☁️, bro I swear this is peak retardation. Like way worse than people who are retarded fr |
| Sure, you could argue that there is minor fluctuations that parallel the way the stock market up/down growth. I will concede that, but it doesn't change the overall premise because those fluctuations are always in the upward trend due to the way that technology is being aggregated. |
| Looks like thay sndk sale by wdc went fast? |
| What a crazy drop just to pop right back up on SNDK had me shitting myself |
| I need jobs numbers to be revised down some more for the sake of my calls |
| Su Bae, what you gonna do now? |
| I closed all of my calls at 4:13 today so it should pump to $705 tomorrow. |
| So far. |
| LOL. What do you think they use to store cloud storage? Always hard drives, SSDs, and RAM. |
| L.M.F.A.O. |
| what's up with all the feet pic on 🥭s truth social lmao |
| Dumb |
| when the sun rises from the west |
| Bought a 1DTE NVDA call at close. Hope it’s up 3x at open |
| Downvote me all you want haters \n\nMeta has better margins than googl |
| What’s wrong with Teslas? |
| You got news on the APLD stuff? I’m looking but can’t find stuff. |
| When people say “on the wrist” talking about watches it is just the lamest thing. Like saying “this condom looks great on the dick.” |
| A lot you know… Those tapes are on Betamax! |
| When will RDDT make its way back to 260? |
| You got news on the APLD stuff? I’m looking but can’t find stuff. |
| SNDK and ONDS today lol |
| No idea. The coverage I saw was before the accounting stuff. |
| https://open.substack.com/pub/youngbullinvests/p/4-ai-infrastructure-positions-i-bought?r=4wxtsa&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true this for sure |
| I’m tired boss |
| It's not a sandisk offering, it's wdc selling their remaining shares before the 1y anniversary deadline which is Feb 21. |
| Anything big in brk's filings? Did they fullport costco? |
| The 2nd carrier is not even there yet even if they were going to strike which it doesnt look like it, its just posturing.\n\n Even the most rudimentary research would show you this. My god you are actually regarded. I hope for your sake your positions are fake. If you want to throw your money away PM me, I can give you my Venmo.\n\nRegard |
| Control over social media and what public sees, ai gives beautiful opportunity over social control and structuring. |
| I can’t even remember what the green RH UI looks like |
| Retard alert |
| Semiconductor long or short, from here? |
| fr |
| is the ayatollah hiding Godzilla |
| Deal with Google: Everybody happy\n\nDeal with Nvidia and Meta: AI bubble! |
| I had fun in the market today. |
| Step off the internet, go out, touch grass, and vote.\n\nSeriously. Apathy and nihilism will continue to benefit the status quo of the Overton window shifting. |
| Ha! Not how that works! You don't have to hate life to enjoy reddit, it's just that most redditors tend to be a lower cut of society who harbor resentment to the world. |
| NVDA STOCK SPLIT coming sooon? |
| Not even remotely true. no filings, no announcements. just spam accounts on X. |
| NVDA sold their entire stake |
| Really wouldn’t be that bad if it wasn’t for all the Bay Area retards in teslas and rwd cars |
| It’s being reported by Reuters. Europe investigating musk and Zucc for making child porn. |
| AI is incredibly useful and it’s crazy to minimize the impact. I am excited to see Avocado. |
| Garbage shitco shilled on Reddit |
| I dun like ber |
| No more nvidia money |
| lol geez |
| $RDDT I am looking at you. Guh |
| No they did not. there are 0 filings or news from either company. Just a string of FUD spread by random finance accounts on X. |
| $NVDA sold |
| Yuck |
| Advanced Money Destroyer |
| Why APLD -8% AH? |
| N they did not. there are 0 filings or news from either company. Just a string of FUD spread by random finance accounts on X. |
| Double teamed by a bull and a bear 😱 |
| Wdc stated they needed to get rid of all their shares by the 1y anniversary which is next week, you should've just diamond handed it with that info tbh.\n\nBut if it makes you feel better, like I said this offering has been very well known. There's a real chance this turns green by open and spikes. |
| Your response is incoherent, you're just rambling to create disorientation and then pretending like this is intellectual. The fact is you have no clear defined position, nor do you have any arguments to make other than "I do want to admit that present time is an awesome time to be alive because it goes against my doomscrolling narrative." Obviously, you cannot say that outright, so you write up all of this rambling nonsense to try to concoct something that you can pretend to be anything different than the reality which is that you are upset with the state of the world. |
| Having to pay for parking has been a thing for a long time now, no? I remember paying at MGM long time ago |
| Can’t wait to go to work in this 4-8’ snow storm. Place is about to be a refugee camp of Bay Area retards |
| The destiny of APLD … bankruptcy |
| Does CAT mean nothing to you?! |
| I hate AI, but it can replace so many dumb, angry admins |
| XD |
| I bet meta will split in 2027 |
| N they did not. there is not a single shred of evidence or filing by either company. |
| Why not divorce? Then she and her boyfriend could really be happy |
| Shoulda bought 5 190p like I wanted to instead of saving my money for oil and nuclear |
| THE CIRCLEJERK SAGA: PHASE III : THE JERKENING: 4: BIG MONEY LIMITED EDITION: PRO |
| Did you catch that GEX gamma flip?? No me neither because I'm not loaded. |
| In need of exit liquidity, I shall sacrifice myself. |
| As a fr cowboy looking to help some of yall out- If you decide you’re gonna strut around and be new boot goofin’.. for the love of fuck get some jeans with the inseam 3” longer than you normally wear so you don’t look like a fucking retard. \n\nGod damn epidemic of fake cowboys in this country. |
| Why do they need an offering when they're swimming in profit? |
| 🤣 |
| They would’ve done it already. Get news way before us |
| Get ready for the green dildos tomorrow ber. |
| It’s love hate. I love the fast answers I can get. I hate the slop. \n\nI hate how I get so many recommended AI YouTube “podcast” type videos. Nothing seems genuinely human anymore. |
| Meta should be worth more than 3T with their revenue and margins |
| Long term investor 🥲 |
| but all the retards on here told me that nvidia was losing all of its customers like meta to avgo and goog and amd and in house chips?\n\ncould reddit have been wrong all this time? no way... |
| Circular economy, because companies buy eachother stuff, End is near, doomsday coming.\n\nWhevener Nvidia or any Ai tech drops -10% I will shove up to everybody face that I was right all along about AI bubble!!!\n\n(/s?)\n\nDid you bought any puts yet? |
| Took my 3rd huge dump of the day |
| Follow what? |
| Go ahead bro buy that boomer ass 1.6T META stock. Do it man the metaverse is the future. |
| If consultants could read, they would be offended by this |
| Good lord it's going to be crazy when there's a commodities market for data storage. |
| Whoever said no crying at the casino obviously was not leveraged enough. |
| Hmmm. You've never been chased by mckies every week to execute their dreams and push it down the throat of your team(s)\n\nAI won't replace their sadistic baby sitter role |
| SNDK didn’t dilute |
| Now just partner with ALAB to help with connectivity please |
| I'm going back to gold. |
| Observe and wish I had made a play obvs |
| i love how WSB didnt budge from its universe of stocks during this 'feverish rotation', still the same tickers, pure conviction |
| No |
| Forgot Analog Devices was tomorrow. |
| Welcome back Advanced Money Destroyer |
| Well, fuck dude. I’m too dumb for all that leveraged inverse 3x things. Just tell me calls or puts to yolo with you? |
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| yeah you should short it burry jr. |
| Now lets talk about the Vega... |
| You can win all banbets if you have the $ |
| APLZ 2x Bear APLD ETF up 28% in the last five days! Let's go, girls! |
| AMD is going to get absolutely butt blasted tomorrow. Probably another 10%+ nosedive. Everyone assumed META was going to be their biggest customer over the next couple years and they just got shut out. |
| Nvidia isn’t giving Meta money for this deal |
| S&P has a higher price to sales and higher price to book than the peak of the internet bubble still.\n\nYa it needed to come down but it’s still more expensive than the peak in 2000 |
| hm, i thought companies invest billions into ai for hype reasons and twitter ai slop videos |
| It is the sad part of the story. Depression is real, and layoffs have a huge impact on mental health. Every time she got laid off, she needed time to recover and regroup. That translated into gaps where she burned through savings without earning. And because savings compound, she lost that money too. She also lost time in graduate school and took out some debt. All of these things add up. |
| Wednesday |
| thinking of selling my spare 2080 to buy nvidia calls |
| Netflix special |
| Are they spending 100 billion dollars? 🤔 |
| It's funny how triggered you guys get with AI |
| WD or SanDisk duh |
| SPY to 700 tomorrow so I can recuperate loses? Please? |
| Berkshire newest buy: The New York Times lol. God fucking dammit. |
| Why would you assume that's even close to true? |
| My bet is dick goes up and balls go deep. |
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| This is just how bear markets operate. |
| Ewy, Epu, Ewz, Ewjv, ILF. Other countries are doing their thing. Opting out of our national psychodrama haha. |
| AI is real. Been using at work and helps me build strategies and concepts. Those consultant firms like McKinsey are in trouble. |
| Time to do a deep dive into company with Claude |
| This was known a year ago. Not sure why anyone thought amd would get it |
| I'm fucking tired bro someone take my keys to the casino |
| Shrek gonna come and lay pipe |
| Jensen announces deal with Silver to use their products in Nvidia GPUs |
| Yeah just spawn a factory out of nowhere. |
| ai these nutz |
| did he buy CB |
| NVDA dissolved their stake |
| sorry you're invested in garbage memes instead of the actual titan, must hurt to continue to be wrong... |
| That’s what I’ve concluded. |
| Tell me why I bought a SNDK put today and this MF goes all the way up to $627, just enough to hit my stop loss, which was super fucking generous, and drops off the face of the earth where I would have made lots of profit. Fucking assholes. $510 loss 😭 |
| My sweet summer children, service is coming… ASTS to $150… |
| honestly this is all pretty healthy. Valuations coming down from being way over stretched for years. And doing it in a non violent way to let the baggies out. |
| follow $APLD? other way around seems more likely. chips need homes. |
| No margin. No balls. |
| Was hoping for a run up well before then considering we’re still at prices from before 2 earnings ago |
| Watching womens figure skating, damn these ladies are flexible |
| March 30 sofi is moving all their bonus services behind a paywall, be wary friend |
| I think i figured it out. ChatGPT is very useful for stuff like this. |
| I don't think we are looking at the same chart because it lost like $2.5 after market closed |
| The market will readjust given enough time |
| It looks like Apple is finally giving the people what they ***really*** want: a nice, shiny, easy to handle, 12 incher. |
| Semiconductors were cyclical until they weren't. |
| If I hear one more thing about ai... |
| I can see the headlines now, Google to invest 50M in cloud storage at amazon. Amazon to invest 50M in cloud storage at Microsoft. I'm not going to bother closing the loop. |
| I have seen time before. Someone somewhere is going to inject some poison pill out of magical thin air. Then Netflix will be forced to swallow this shit which equivalents to move forward with this STD infested bride. |
| Y’all ever try to explain options to people who don’t know shit about fuck? Might as well be that Always Sunny conspiracy meme. |
| Full porting CQQQ. |
| It doesn’t. \n\nWe found that out the hard way last year at FedEx when one of the big Cloud services shit the bed. \n\nGrounded basically everything. \n\nBoth us, UPS, and Union Pacific all went to internal systems after that and no longer use external services for critical data infrastructure.\n\nBoth of the companies my parents work for in architecture and engineering terminated all of their cloud services years ago as well for the same reasons. \n\nIt’s a *massive* liability to trust sensitive or critical data to a Cloud server; and if the host fucks up, your data is likely gone forever, and the host has little to no interest or incentive to attempting retrieval. |
| Life is better detached from tech. I hardly carry my phone anywhere anymore |
| NBIS and CRWV will follow |
| The money lost by mistakes will absolutely pale in comparison to what is lost by enabling terrible financial decisions |
| Its aight |
| last year news like this would pump the stock by 10% we're barely even green |
| Meanwhile amd makes an actual deal with real numbers and gets fucking hammered as if meta was already a customer |
| CEOs that only care about short term stock price. |
| Hey precious and appreciated stockholders thanks for your support as a show of appreciation we are diluting and you just lost a lot of money 💋 thank you, don’t sell!\n\nSNDK ASTS PYPL |
| It’s because we’re leveraged to the tip of our titties, brother. |
| NVDA sold it's position in APLD. Bubble is bursting |
| interesting, the stock didn't react at all |
| Is it too much to ask for healthcare that isn't insane and maybe five goddam minutes of stability? For fucks sake already. |
| APLD is done for holy moly |
| I fucking hate AI. |
| ARBITRAGE |
| ChatGPT is sometimes very useful.\n\n\nI’d like to post this follow up when this to figure out your hints.\n\n1. Cloud storage pricing is brutally competitive\n\t•\tAWS / Google / Azure can undercut anyone\n\t•\tScale matters → small players struggle\n\n2. XXX margins are thin\n\t•\tStorage is capital intensive\n\t•\tNeeds massive scale to win\n\n3. “Cheap storage” ≠ moat\n\t•\tAnyone can lower prices\n\t•\tHard to defend long-term\n\nI believe I figured out the company you’re also talking about. They share a name with famous hedge. |
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| Imagine calling iOS unusable |
| Stock loses a couple of % to reactionary news.\n\nThis sub: Pack your bags, this bitch is dead |
| Gotcha. I got in a couple months ago. It’s been down lately (other than today) so ya it could be a good time. I like the company and I also think energy is the play in 2026. But I’m not expert so don’t just listen to me haha. Do your DD |
| Yeah yeah that’s nice and all but what about my stocks when is it the time to pump |
| Not seeing enough bear gain porn to convince me. |
| !Remindme 1 week |
| Same |
| For real. Massive overreaction. |
| May |
| dick and balls have earnings this week |
| You don’t seem to understand that the only way for the Feds to stop a merger is also to sue. The same way the states would stop a merger. Your whole notion of approval is regarded. That’s not how any of this works |
| I don’t think I trust myself with money anymore |
| CQQQ as China fills the void. |
| *Nvidia dissolves share stake in Applied Digital---SEC-Filing\n\nF in the chat |
| Glad I sold all of my APLD calls at a nice profit. Without Nvidia, this stock will go back to under $10 and stay there for a long time. Just look at SOUN and SERV. |
| Apld biggest customer is coreweave which is a huge NVDA investment so not like they're losing much really |
| “Why SNDK dump” they say after a +1500% move in a year |
| Bubble getting bigger |
| https://preview.redd.it/nb6jo08hn4kg1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23d3ade454567535cee085a464aa2be5462cfba9\n\nWE MUST CONTINUE MAKING DEALS WITH EACH OTHER. THE ENTIRE US ECONOMY DEPENDS ON IT. |
| Still up 6% for the week |
| Meta bols trusting that shitty investment news..lol....I do better investments than Meta. |
| I know\n\nWhat I honestly don't get is these are shitty bot/counterfeit/scam ads. Where are those people getting money to buy ads? Or are ads that cheap? |
| Is iOS 26 whatever now or is it still unusable dogshit |
| I like when the number goes up |
| Meta has shown they can actually use the chips to generate ROI |
| Wingstop was over sold last week so MM had to get involved. They have a history of beating pretty solid so it will be all about guidance |
| Feels like AMD gets cheap around 10am.... |
| I think sandisk, WD should decide to offer storage as service to hyper scalers instead of selling the product….\n\nAnd those who are selling to these raw materials to WD and Sandisk should do the same. \n\nThis will continue and finally the miners will offer their minerals à la a service…. |
| 🌝 |
| Bears in control with their minuscule bankroll apparently 😒 |
| Did hedge funds exit because of the accounting officer replacement?\n\n |
| FR Who is buying the amd dip with me? |
| Long live the AI circle jerk |
| This market is fickle as fuck. Stock lose and gain value over nothing |
| And cloud providers bought them all |
| Wondering if now is a good price to enter is all, with the good news today that the 45x tax credits are legit according to the release today that kinda of cleared up any uncertainty |
| we need anther good pump and dump. this market action is so boring lately |
| PANW actually mentioned that they will experience shortage of storage lol |
| This sndk offering has been telegraphed for weeks btw, will see how much this was frontrun tomorrow. |
| My phones on 26% which gives me hella anxiety. Idk how some of yall do it walking around with 1/2% and not a care in the world. I’m not built that way. |
| Wow bye bye SNDK |
| lol backblaze come on |
| How much cuck could the zuck man cuck if the zuck man could cuck zuck? |
| I don’t think you quite understand which way the money is flowing here. |
| She’s stone cold bitching it up in Munich right now and I love it. |
| Corn needs to go up 10% so my IREN and RIOT calls go up 100%. |
| We just roll the storage forward |
| My port is -20% and when it goes up 10000% when 🥭 endorses it. \n\n\nWhat is going on with 🥭endorsement thing. Is he making candidates look stupid without his endorsement? 5 year old behaves better than this dumb guy. |
| AVAV & SUUN |
| Imagine not buying software stocks at these prices |
| So you haven't experienced earnings yet |
| APLD getting slaughtered because NVDA pulled its $177 million position from a $10 billion company. Stock falls almost 15%. Shares and calls boys, shares and calls. |
| So what you gonna do about it |
| Benghazi |
| I’m gonna need some awards so I can cash in that sweet shitposting money for FDs! |
| Oh man we are going to have a cloud bubble |
| Bought some UVIX. |
| I wouldn’t invest around structural lack of supply of just about anything. Whenever that’s the case th combo of industry and innovation is heavily financially motivated to figure out it, and we usually do. These structural supply shortages rarely last as long as everyone thinks they’re going to |
| Where’d you get news of continued nvidia purchases |
| AMD's rally to 250+ was all a dream. OpenAI hype can only hold you up for so long. |
| Nice. I really wish they hadn’t done such a big reverse split |
| Mark Zuckerberg *poked* 👉Jensen Huang |
| lol didn't even realize you can buy a print. |
| funny |
| 🚀 |
| That equals approximately 0.16% of Berkshire total value |
| NVDA had a pretty small stake but still sucks yeah |
| i want the time it took me to read this back |
| “Pact”? Is this kindergarten? |
| xD |
| Just bad lighting\n\nhttps://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/hillary-rodham-clinton-as-a-graduating-senior-at-wellesley-news-photo/540888182 |
| Dunno what happened at 3:59 but all my calls for amazon shot way up as a glitch then the market closed. It looks like im rich, but they will go right back down. |
| fuck yeah, I knew i you wouldnt clock me |
| SNDK looking a lil double toppy.. |
| There was never a chance |
| Definitely not satire. Happy to be corrected if I've got info wrong. |
| Even if we get 3 rate cuts this year it isn’t enough to turn from bear sentiment. Previously I thought the lows would be around August but now I’m pretty sure we’re in for a massive down year until the tide shifts after mid terms |
| Go easy on em champ.. even politicians funding this shit don’t know it’s on land |
| What’s not to be bullish on?\nGive me your top 3 bear pointers, need a good chuckle |
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| Imagine buying that photo, almost as bad as AMD calls |
| How are you leading M&A at a top bank in the US, be 60 and not have some kind of nest egg built up? |
| i've been investing since 2014, the number of times i've seen people think Nokia is going to sky rocket and become some dominant force is crazy. it's at least 4 times now. and they always come back a year or two later dissapointed. |
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| I got a bag if you wanna buy future AI overlord |
| Sell my losers, add to my winners. Rinse, repeat, gamble, retire! |
| True, but if nvda is out that’s not a great sign |
| I honestly fail to see why AMD tanked.\n\nNothing was really gained or lost.\n\n Plus they just had good news in the morning which did jack shit for them too. |
| I was told cloud has infinite unlimited storage |
| hafl a year ago the meta nvidia deal would make both +7% lol |
| Sandik rugpull |
| Why are my winners always a 5 share purchase and my losses 5000000 shares lmao \n\nTime to go whip out the lemonade stand outside 😩 |
| onds bullish yay or nay |
| QQQ down and SPY up, get ready to run up materials and real estate |
| Meh, buying puts on META tomorrow. Pump doesn't make sense |
| Ur cheeks finnna go pop |
| Ya I’m in why do you ask? |
| *Going full port and doubling your port in one day objectively feels better than sex* |
| there are literal regards out there panic selling AMZN because a 95 year old man sold it few months ago |
| damn sndk who touched u |
| God damnit I laughed but then also think this is actually somehow possible in the world we live. |
| Then history would repeat itself- pretty sure. Make it happen now, and things should last |
| Cannot relate. My gains are as solid as diarrhea. |
| The climate doesn't exist and I'm tired of pretending it does |
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| SOXQ? |
| Bubble go pop |
| Same.. oh wait you’re being sarcastic |
| you didn't end your fuckin quote dude is it the whole thing or part of it? |
| Companies are making money and the sun still comes up? |
| You deserve it |
| Good bet I bought shares last moment and have some options before iv spike. But very otm so hope delta doesn’t fuck me that much |
| FR.. BRK manipulated KHC just by saying were thinking of selling |
| SNDK down too |
| Advanced money destroyer in AHs |
| Let’s not call it “capex”\n\nLet’s call it “teaming up”\n\n🤡 |
| Holding 1000 ONDS and buying more each dip. Defense plays are back on the menu boys! |
| WSB Extinction Event |
| I think Paramount is even better informed of the cost and potential returns of the acquisition than random WSB commenters, so I highly doubt they'd enter a deal that would sink them so quickly. |
| I like all the man hours my union brothers in the building trades have been working. |
| Boomer stock |
| I do, but granted I have an MBA from a prestigious university. |
| APLD murdered |
| Hey Express my bro! |
| Has anybody looked into RKNG? Seems very attractive |
| Few months ago we’d be up 3% on a headline like that, what the fuck gives |
| My methodology is that if anyone reports a number I don't like or makes me look bad I fire that person or threaten to sue them out of existence and then replace them with someone where numbers bigger. |
| I appreciate your sacrifice, brother. I’m left af too but rural so still like guns and shit. |
| It’s becoming clear billionaires are not smart |
| Because it involved NVDA and they announced AH for a reason. |
| Hey Express my bro! |
| Real talk, I took some 1DTE SPY puts to go along with my weeklies because I think we're setting up for an overnight gap down |
| Just in AMD to sell roughly 8-9 gpus in 2026 |
| >“**One in five** young people in Spain, mostly girls, say fake nude images of themselves were created by AI and shared online while they were minors.”\n\nHumanity is trash. We need a nuclear armageddon so we can have a fresh start. |
| That’s actually a good question. Why is he always a Debbie Downer |
| Good thots |
| Tpus and amds |
| Soy guapo 😏 |
| NVDA limp dick micro pump getting sold off and AMD still down 4% LMAO 🤌 |
| 😬 |
| NVDA keeps loading INTC. 60 percent of their holdings now. Nice to see a fellow retard in charge of Jensen’s money. |
| technology is over therefore nokia has to grow again, inverse market logic, yin and yang |
| Iren and CIFR need to announce new contracts soon or my portfolio is just going to bleed to death |
| Classic announcement with a run up before earnings. |
| I am now bagholding $MU |
| dude it is okay to just admit you mispoke and move on, to continue arguing is fucking stupid. You literally just proved my point, states can not override a federal approval (as you stated) they can try and sue and are likely to lose as I HAVE STATED IN EVERY COMMENT. \n\nThere's no point because your mindset is "I'm gonna win an internet argument no matter how much I prove myself wrong hehe" |
| Why doesn’t burry ever buy calls and then say, “you know what? It actually looks pretty legit and healthy to me. I see huge shrek growth in the near future.” You know, just for the funsies |
| I was looking for a sky daddy for awhile |
| From the low, it jumped quickly |
| Hey Lil E my bro ! |
| 1hr bullish divergence duh |
| u/Put_Er_There_Sport you better not make another comment my dude! |
| Hey Lil E my bro ! |
| $68.16, up 7.29% rn |
| Hedge fund people like it, or did, before the accounting officer was fired |
| The replies to this make me wonder how many people on here are bots. |
| I’m not falling for that again. I’ll just buy their products |
| I wouldn't use a free tax filing software for something like this, they aren't great with understanding options vs. stock trades. You need to hire someone who actually knows the rules to file your taxes. If you can afford to lose $50k on CVNA you can afford to hire a tax preparer.\n\nUnless you held through the end of the year you shouldn't be triggering wash trading rules for trades in mid-July. |
| Their 13 F just came out |
| Is anyone actually selling? I'm just buying more |
| How? |
| Maybe |
| Nvda sold their shares of it |
| It’s just like buying them. Several days of small profit and then once a month they get smoked (if they sell both sides) |
| And their next earnings are Monday Feb 23 AH. |
| And why AMD is taking a shit 😭 |
| 🤠 |
| That’s what happens in this market lol |
| Thursday or Friday probably a good time to buy AMZN lol |
| Easier said than done indeed. \n\nPsychology, marketing and other disciplines have sufficiently studied human psychology over the last 100 years in such a way that indeed, they've found a large number of our ingrained weaknesses. These weaknesses are partly grounded in the way our brains encode and process information (e.g., rewards). \n\nFor example, there are neurophysiological dynamics that underlie the fact that humans overvalue lower immediate rewards over higher long-term rewards. \n\nHow do you suppose we change those weaknesses? Education? Willpower? Cool, but it'll be limited by the way our brains work against us and we can maybe exert our willpower to do that for a few weaknesses. But not all. And we constantly find new ways to exploit humans. It's also tiring to exert self control like that. Human willpower has been shown to be a limited resource. \n\nThe stamina and ingenuity of companies trying to sell stuff is basically infinite. With modern technology, it's also virtually effortless to scale. Ads and consumerism are everywhere and invade all aspects of our social life. \n\nMy point is: Humans have very stable weaknesses that persist over cultures and, arguably, many generations. \n\nYou completely put the responsibility on the consumer, while fully exonerating the business. \n\nIn my understanding, that can only lead to a world where the odds are not in the favor of humans. |
| Too bad abt the MSFT calls |
| NVDA selling all APLD stake doesn’t change anything fundamental on APLD’s success. Temporary drop |
| Yea I guess 1% is a pump |
| Literally pennies. |
| I don't understand why Nvidia and META deal pumps the stock? What else was META going to use? Intel ARC? |
| blah they could have a $0 wipe out and it would not matter. |
| They had Chris Hansen waiting for me in one of the toilet stalls |
| Cherry Paloma 🤌 |
| Sorry 🙁 my parents raised me left \n\n>!Also, I gave up having exactly 69 comments on this thread to reply to you!< |
| Well done MM, that theta burn liquidated half this sub! |
| By the time you realize the dip is over it will be too late |
| So are bulls tho |
| Meta deal pumps nvidia 40b whilst simultaneously causing amd to lose 12b very legal very cool |
| Make fun of him for being gay back |
| Brkb went for the hipster play and opened a new position in new york times LOL newspaper the future |
| Don't know how anyone is looking at the SPY chart - whether daily, weekly, monthly - and saying "yeah this looks like a buy signal" |
| What’s your cost basis |
| It baffles me how anyone can be bullish rn. Is it just bag holder cope? |
| Don't have to imagine. I am one |
| shouldn't $CRWV get some pop from this $NVDA $META deal? chips gotta go somewhere |
| I don't either, so it deserves a like. |
| News on APLD? |
| yes and as homeless population increase, the demand for homes increase, right? |
| Sending APLD to the shadow realm |
| Fuck you AMD |
| Well that was fun |
| Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway announced it sold 77% of its $AMZN, stake in Q4 2025, worth $1.7 billion. |
| Who’s going to tell him?? |
| Guys! Load up on soxs. I’ve been doing so much research. This might rival the meme stock craze. The low for the year was $1.62 and a high of over $54. We are at the low. We are a Nvidia bad call, away from this thing hitting $500 |
| sounds like BRK wants a better deal after the rest of the sheep follow. |
| amd bag hodlers can't catch a break |
| "WHATS THE TICKER???" |
| Every ex cop I know would be carrying themselves lol |
| Sandick pls |
| I know a few guys that smoked themselves retarded! Haha |
| 50/50 |
| Yes!!!!\n\n\nDodged a bullet there. Was tempted to get calls when it dipped under 600 |
| "Nvidia and Meta expand GPU team up with millions of additional AI chips". We are saved |
| No bears are showing that they have no strength |
| Money advancely destroyed yet again, courtesy of Lisa Su |
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| Ofc this NVDA & META deal just has to fuck over AMD. Of course it fucking does smh |
| #SELL SELL SELL then have money then proceed to \n#BUY BUY BUY |
| Market will never tank again |
| I'm up 8% ytd. Outperforming s&p 500📈 |
| Aye spy instead of these boring theta shenanigans how about we see some -5% action like we saw 4 months ago |
| anyone in TE, what's your thoughts? |
| dont pretend like you dont like it |
| Why no share ticker?? |
| Except those are early myths that have been disproven. |
| Lol sandick |
| im homeless but the M is silent 😔 |
| Just bought $30k SNDK at 567.34, no reason it should be going down this much AH lol |
| BRK reduced AMZN holdings by 80% 😳 |
| No one today said calls are free money. Bears win |
| Market sells off tomorrow right? |
| Partnership between Nvidia and Meta. Less market for AMD |
| Nvda 13F just released. I’m driving so hard to link sources |
| I just want to respond to OP’s flair: 7 inches ISN’T a microdick! |
| I have no affiliation with the city, just an alcoholic who is a big admirer of Cincinnatus. |
| SNDK hahahahahahahahahaha |
| https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/hillary-rodham-clinton-as-a-wellesley-college-senior-may-31-news-photo/538612750?adppopup=true |
| Why do these stupid pumps never hold |
| What I like best about AI data centers is their exorbitant water and electrical usage, their destruction of the PC consumer market, and their post-apocalyptic warehouse aesthetic |
| It sucks |
| My boyfriend keeps making fun of me for being gay 🙁 |
| I'm assuming the META & NVDA partnership is cucking AMD... |
| So theta cuckery all day tomorrow till minutes? |
| Why AMD crashing ? 🤡 |
| they learned not to offload all their bags in a day |
| Wtf |
| is the millions of chips in the room with us right now?\n\ntsmc's backlog must be insane rn. |
| Sometimes, I prefer going to work and staying overtime over going home to hear my wife talk all day. |
| 77k |
| We should rename SPY “humpty dumpty” |
| So are we making the world’s biggest LAN shop or what? |
| Hope u don't have any ex-cops who can tell you're carrying working there. |
| Don’t mind the stains I’ll clean them eventually |
| Why don’t they make their own in house chips? |
| Yeah I’m seeing these too all of a sudden |
| What’s it going take to get another shitco pump |
| You sound like my wife |
| sandisk bouta hit 700 tmmrw |
| I mean…doesn’t this reinforce that narrative? |
| It went up 0.16% what are you talking about |
| https://preview.redd.it/dh3vbjajl4kg1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdda5d5a7dff91f11b497540938e685b03867732 |
| I know a guy who knows a guy who said to buy weed stocks….rescheduling only 2weeks away |
| WTH what happened to AMD and ANET |
| Decoy tampons. |
| Hi. It’s pretty boring usually. |
| My guy 🙏 |
| From the GPU, HDD, Memory, (not Intel processors because ewww), copper and gold on motherboards |
| Hillary was hot back in the day… she must have been holding out if Billy Bob went after Lewenski. See girls that’s what happens when you hold out… guys start looking and eventually got sucked into a dark sex dungeon on pedo island |
| Don't mind me, I'm just grabbing my ankles |
| Jensen pumping Nokia again 🤣 |
| You tell yourself that, the rest of us know it is just what gets you off. |
| Jensen pissing excellence 😤 |
| Then why is every company spending Billions on AI capex? |
| I’ll share my gooning station with you |
| I was about to reload on SNDK calls when market closed, thank fuck I didn’t |
| It's done this pattern three times now? Let's do it again! Touching 700 Friday. |
| If you had puts she would have said yes |
| email is getting to be almost unusable with ~one million retailers spamming daily trying to get me to buy their overpriced junk. Unsubscribe doesn’t work, they just stop and then start again a few months later. seems desperate and panicky. bearish. |
| Netflix wants their stuff in movie theaters and up for the big awards. That’s literally all they want from this deal |
| Any reason why spy jumped so hard today? |
| #AMD = bankrupt LMAO🤌 |
| No, apprently they are destroying APLD AMD and ANET. They are tanking it |
| Our dad. |
| just based |
| I started playing Tarkov and that broke me of my options addiction |
| Hello from a former Bearcat. |
| Well we are the ones that want the stock price to go up and for every company to make 1 bajillion dollars every quarter 🤷♀️ |
| Nothing is worth going long at this point |
| Public offering |
| No it’s just those are the loudest |
| BAHAHAHAHH do you know what cloud companies need to buy to support the storage? |
| Do you? |
| Banks and loan shark |
| For a brief moment I could have sold my calls for a slight profit, instead I took a 20% loss\n Don't think I'm ever holding 1dtes over a long weekend ever again. Maybe never over any weekend. The call was 50% more expensive, of course I'm just going to get fucked. |
| Jensen signed Zucks tits with his bullcock dipped in lava |
| The tech circle jerk continues |
| Why the fck is arista and AMD and Arista down so much after market?? Tf is going on with this gay ass shit POS market |
| Imagine being one of the guys who SELLS the 0 DTE Spy options 😱 must be such a nut each day |
| can some definitively tell me what is going to happen tomorrow |
| One of these days I'll figure out how to not lose money on the stock market, but today is not one of those days |
| I hope this is satire. |
| That’s what I’m thinking, they meet Friday 2/20 |
| You forgot \nF**** stock market |
| Bold… |
| Ask us in 5 years |
| we are only on month 2 this year,,,,lol |
| the dip that keeps on dipping |
| Honestly I just wanna get along with yall but some of you are mean and weren’t raised right. |
| Phat Ass Nvda Women |
| High. Makes sense they finished it up during the recess. They want to move on. |
| Through precipitation |
| Yeah totally agree. I like stone cold bitches too |
| Broccoli man is back |
| AI bubble keeps continuing.... |
| Old boring companies do that |
| Do you think the devil’s dick is a shade of slightly darker red than the rest of his body? |
| If MU and TSM bounce tomorrow my account is saved. If they drill further I need to just delete my account |
| Agreed. Is anyone counting the Capex funding . what no we at |
| NVDA is the new BRK. Bow to your new master! |
| Life changing thanks |
| Am I regarded or is PANW at 10% off its 52 week low odd with those revenue #s? maybe Im just too high right now or that PE is |
| Time for QQQ to 👻 MSFT |
| With what MONEY MONEY MONEY? |
| I’m taint deep in sqqq so I hope it isn’t going anywhere fast |
| MU - the end is near. |
| They can drag it till next year |
| Why would meta pump on this news? |
| The Fuck You Asking To Tickle Me |
| Live rosin sounds like something is squirming inside my weed |
| Nobody knows how to invest capital like META\n\nTruly one of the all time greats with zero misses |
| Definitely happening 100% |
| We’re running out of ideas to get bullish about stocks… |
| I think so |
| “This guy knew something I don’t, better insult him!” -your retarded fucking brain |
| Let’s pray for $META &$NVDA |
| https://preview.redd.it/kefg4jbuk4kg1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d1133c5e4269c71cd798861ed4eeaa2a76da10d\n\n |
| Imagine not buying the paypal dip |
| Hey I did great!, I cashed out at 10am lmao |
| Sauce? |
| You chose the wrong parents |
| Same with GOOGL, used to be skippable ads at beginning of video\n\nThen the beginning and end of video\n\nThen almost 100% unskippable ads\n\nAnd now ads in every part of the video |
| None |
| https://preview.redd.it/v90r2avrk4kg1.png?width=392&format=png&auto=webp&s=2493a03972180da1acf36358c7ee3928041084d1\n\n |
| LOL [Imgur: The magic of the Internet](https://imgur.com/a/39frglE) |
| We think cdns holds the green til tmr? |
| Gg |
| Why SNDK down? Or just noise? |
| 😂😂 |
| What are the odds the Supreme Court rules on tariffs this Friday? |
| PANW beat and raised revenue, lower EPS guidance and stock drops. Tf |
| My goodness... Advanced Money Devourer at it again |
| Reddit's advertising is so dog shit they're advertising openAI in this very thread not knowing every other comment is calling it a ghey waste of money. |
| If you didn't want this to happen you should have fucking voted |
| More red than the devils dick tomorrow |
| She probably found bills secret folder |
| Nvda 190 tomorrow |
| I have puts. Best of luck tomorrow |
| Lmao 😂 |
| F |
| Bebo calls |
| What else were they going to use? Intel ARC? |
| There were no outright accusations, as far as I can remember, that were clearly stated just that she was fuckin around by destroying a private email server. That pales in comparison to anything this admin has done on a daily basis. Clinton was a fuckin bummer but she was a stone cold bitch and would have been Our stone cold bitch. She would have been a good Pres and that was a missed opportunity. |
| Another red day huh |
| Anyone know what fuckery they are pulling with Wingstop? I swung a put that will probably be brutally IV crushed but I had to do something about a nonsense 12% move up for no reason. |
| such a retard statement. |
| I live in California so its like 9 am for us rn |
| ADI calls CVNA puts |
| So is VR and meta dead? I was thinking of getting the meta quest |
| lol |
| So is gold done ? |
| Nvda +4% |
| Gaddam been a bloodbath for like 4 weeks in a row now 😂😂😂 |
| You bout to get eclipsed by a dead man of the same age as you. |
| Ha |
| The stock market is fucking retarded |
| Any idea why this initially tanked Neoclouds like Nebius and Applied? |
| #BUY BUY BUY |
| Zuck is going crazy with these instagram ads holy fuck. Every other thing is an ad |
| Spy destroyed the bears today lmao. Obvious V and pump |
| Yes $LITE is over $600. |
| META was sold heavily after it revealed its CAPEX plan for 2026, now it’s getting bought for actuating the same plan? |
| You’re going to end up together and wish that you locked it down earlier because you’ve been talking to her now while she’s been getting ran thru by other dudes. C$205 3/20 AMZN |
| My 30dte Spy calls like this a lot |
| Sorry to hear |
| nah man, it's basically forbidden knowledge |
| it is retarded but I would not be surprised if this end up working |
| Weak META pump off the news. AI is so cooked. |
| Losers were raging soo hard this morning lmao. |
| lolololol |
| Wtf are all these regarded emoji reactions in panw earning call? |
| I keep reading PANW as PAWG and it’s fucking me up. BRB, gonna go look at some 🍑 |
| $AMD crybabies are the best lmao.\n\nLike, $NVDA makes more in 10 minutes than what $AMD does in a quarter, and will continue to do so. Anything over spot $200 is a monster gift to $AMD bulls. |
| Bears are natural resources, open source. You can download those. |
| Ya, the opposite of what that guy said! |
| I was younger and less interest back in the day, but does anyone remember what Hillary Clinton was accused of when she took a hammer to her computer.\n\nPlease no republican conspiracy theories. \n\nModerate Republicans are welcome! Thanks! |
| Ok, still gonna have to wait another year for that shit |
| Can I ask her out |
| Nothing tbh |
| Sell the news |
| The tampon was still being used when he sniffed it |
| Does anyone know when KVUE reports earnings??? |
| \>lose 10k\n\n\>tell gf i lost 20k\n\nnow can still gamble with 10k\n\nrisk management is important |
| You have to be either 50 years old or live in Oklahoma |
| based on what? |
| Eruption in the Philippines? \nThanks Obama! |
| Corn 🌽 66k tomorrow? |
| CAN WE SIGN THIS FUCKIN CRYPTO BILL ALREADY OR WHAT HURRY TF UP |
| Pump for politicians to get out at ath and then let it rip market down for them to buy in everything cheap for rest of year to slow build |
| QQQ is going nowhere until MSFT pumps |
| BREAKING: aliens from mars to purchase h100 chips to boost zorp and blorg profits |
| you’re going to end up married for sure |
| So you are saying there’s a chance…. |
| i still remember how smug these bers felt last night and early morning, now theyre fucking dust |
| Maybe because it's direct financing and not circular |
| 🙏🏻 I bet heavy on NVIDIA and META today. Please please please 🙏🏻 |
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| NVDA’s market cap 14x AMD’s |
| I just saw a commercial for sofi. Refinance your credit card debt. |
| lol, reminds me of people who sold their houses and moved into rentals in 2022 |
| Is she on Chaturbate? |
| Honestly Apple that’s about it |
| feeling like the clip of Pam Bondi talking about the dow would be such a perfect marker of the top |
| Imma play on my pc… RTX 5090 and 64GB ram |
| it’s why he said “setting money ablaze” - backblaze was the company. |
| How lol |
| She's a 9, but she has blue hair |
| Timing the market over time in the market every day of the week. |
| Honestly Apple that’s about it |
| One Wendy’s HJ |
| Yeah. I would’ve made $12 on it instead of losing $3 if I held it until before close. I sold it 20mins after open |
| No one buying amd chips bro, just be honest wit yoself |
| overyhyped does not do anything useful |
| Undervalued |
| It works. Thats practically my entire life. |
| Red market for Valentine’s Day this month, we get green next month for St Patrick’s day |
| You might need an OpenAI subscription to play |
| The push to 200 is after earnings |
| just woke up what did I miss |
| Usd been green most of past week I think |
| thanks |
| I’ve been holding NVDA calls for 2 months. Believe me, I’d fucking love for a rally to stick. |
| Everybody realized AI isn’t doing shit except replacing copywriters, giving the weebs custom anime porn, and creating digital fake boyfriends for lonely singles |
| Pa pa |
| UNH when ya pumping over 300 |
| Bullish |
| Lol so we really closed SPY +0.16%, with all these fuck ass intraday swings lmfao |
| i will literally kms |
| As long as the QQQ is 1% down at open, definitely. Anything else I'm kind of an idiot for buying something that loses 30-40% of its value if nothing happens tonight |
| or a bear |
| Oooof you’ve been wrong for 2 years and now you want to switch |
| Amazon also won’t be able to get hard drives dumbass |
| Been watching alot of supernatural and the one thing I find funny, so far anyway through 8 seasons, god hasnt shown up or given any hints as to even being there ao its just funny thats how it feels too. \n\nI do believe in souls and what not, but not a creator, more or less that this is a sandbox area for our souls to experience trials and learn the lessons our soul needs to go through to experience enlightenment that religions do go on about. Were definitely living in a demons world though.\n\nThats a paraphrased version of my religious beliefs. My original comment is more so just complaining about how wildly unlucky my choices can be. |
| do you know if it is relatively easy to immigrate there as a white collar professional from somewhere like the US? |
| me |
| And why would I even post this comment if I didn’t know what it was? |
| … |
| So is Zucbot basically trying to buy up *all* the chips so there's no more and corner the market? |
| definitely read that as 🍆 |
| What holiday? I didn’t get any holiday wtf |
| Already about to close my meta short on that news pop for a nice profit |
| Elon is my dad |
| you could put any ticker in those two slots and it make sense at these prices |
| I agree with what you wrote (I'm not the original poster you were replying to) but isn't it the case that we're in exactly the opposite situation now which is that we've introduced a shitload of moral hazard into the system by repeatedly using this elastic money supply to bandaid from crisis to crisis without it all letting it fail to some degree. \n\nHave we not just replaced depression level collapses with chronically expanding asset bubbles? |
| So you ate her ass or no? |
| I’m buying a PS5 just for GTA 6, not waiting another year for that shit. |
| i've been ber for over 2 years, time to turn bullish, let's go bols!!! |
| Come on push my baby to 200 again |
| Wow what a unique take |
| Nvda sold their shares of it. |
| *cries in PANW* |
| Rockstar gonna delay GTA6 PC release about 4 years until people can buy graphics cards again |
| A few months ago this news would have pumped the market to euphoria. Now it will propably end in a major sell off tomorrow |
| Meta to buy millions of AI chips from NVDA |
| So how did they catch you? |
| Like way way more |
| A shipping catastrophe would hit rn |
| What are your positions |
| $APLD NOO |
| Yeah i feel like trump/warsh will do rate cuts but no QE. No clue how they plan to beat down long rates. |
| Only for episodes 3 through 12. |
| Just asked out the girl I had crush on at work and she said fuck off. And on top of that my MSFT calls are cooked. |
| ♾️ |
| Mark Cuckerberg give all his moneys to Jenson |
| A janitor in my high school got fired for apparently sniffing used tampons in the girls bathroom\nTFYATTM |
| I need $23 to break even |
$CRM\n\nAnthropic is hiring a Salesforce Administrator:\n\n Anthropic job-boards.greenhouse.io |
| Remember when people thought that TPUs would replace GPUs? Lmao |
| So 0.5% is what we call surging these days, eh? |
| What a completely overblown and algorithmic reaction on AMD lmao, if it stays down that’s free money |
| ****have you apologized yet?**** |
| Hmm good idea |
| Meta must be a buy right? |
| Idk what this means |
| 120? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| puts on hyperscalers and semi stocks for the rest of the year |
| You actually need HBO Max Go Pro Plus Premium to watch that show, sorry mate |
| well duh |
| Man, online dating in 2026 really be fuckin rough, huh? |
| Nah Warsh gonna ramp it up more. |
| pray openAi does something meaningful soon |
| buying rocket fuel without having a rocket is crazy. |
| What I’m thinking is a rip for NVDA/META at open that stabilizes quickly, AMD is gonna dump at open and get bought back up in the afternoon. Which means calls on QQQ should print. \n\nSo puts it is |
| Run for your lives |
| Holy shit HL fucking beattttt |
| Retard ber here angriest and more desperate than I've ever seen lol. |
| Bear market |
| Yeah, but they’re going to make it the only option.\n\nThey’ll also rebrand the service when they entirely give up on producing consumer GPUs, and act like it’s something new. |
| How much is my NFT worth in the metaverse? |
| I read an article stating that the collective iq in the US has dipped. So, there’s that. |
| I don't understand any of the words in that post |
| Any news on APLD? why the AH drop |
| Buying more AMZN and Sofi |
| Yikes. |
| I fear I made a mistake buying MSFT calls. Ts is not done dumping |
| Chip deal with META |
| when will you fools see the writing on the wall?\n\nrotation out of large cap tech ESPECIALLY semis \n\ngold and silver bubble will burst soon\n\nvalue and mid caps will outperform for the rest of the year\n\nbuy any dips on emerging market its the only way to hedge dollar death |
| PINS |
| Psyched myself out of ACLS puts last minute, had orders all day but bid never hit |
| MSFT is cooking me alive |
| Guide beat too lol |
| Ok, I’m talking about the actual ability for people to buy/build affordable PCs.\n\nYou can’t use Steam if you don’t have a computer. |
| Good bot |
| No thanks dude |