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| It’s crazy that someone got paid to say hey let’s hire Gwen Stefani and pay her a boatload while we continue to push an absolute trash tool. No shit it’s gonna tank |
| I’m depressed that’s all |
| I’ve had 100s of shares of msft for years. Will continue to acquire as well. Love msft |
| No one cares bro. The 5 minutes it took you to compose this, write it, proof read it and post it was, in fact, a complete waste of 5 minutes of your life. You're still as irrelevant as you were before you posted it, and you'll still be irrelevant tomorrow. No one cares about the 20 dollars you have invested in the market. I hope you get the help you need for your malignant narcissism |
| I don't love Japan just because their demographics are still falling off a cliff way faster than other developped nations. The recent ellections did boost some stocks but I don't think they'll suddenly start overperforming.\n\nrn I like Europe and EM tho |
| Not before 599 |
| From Republicans Rubio would be obviously better than Vance. \n\nFor Democrats, why would you think Schumer or Jeffries are the front runners lmao. Governors like Beshear, Shapiro, Pritzker, Newsom are likely candidates. Senators like Booker, Kelly, Warnock, or Ossoff would also be potential candidates as well. \n\nVance is likely to be tied at the hip to the least popular regime in modern American history come 2028. He has almost zero charisma. And yet you somehow believe his presidency is inevitable? Give me a break lol. |
| All that kerfuffle and PSKY's "best and final" offer ends up being $31 lmao |
| Wake me up before mango go 🎵 |
| I've bought stuff a few times now thinking it's earnings and it's the day after or some shit. \n\nvery annoy. |
| That’s why I’m here retard |
| Best thing ever for capitalism was to make everything so expensive that now BOTH the husband and wife have to work and produce shareholder value to pay the bills. No more slackers not producing value! \n\nNext up is their child having to work and contribute 😍😍 \n |
| I mean, do you blame him? Have you seen the shit we buy these days? |
| ZETA what happens to my $15 puts. |
| Saas was a mistake. |
| If Trump and others want to facilitate the energy buildout necessary for data centers/manufacturing/increased electrification, they're going to need to **heavily** empower utilities ability to build out transmission *and* generation. This requires expedited permitting, land acquisition and the ability to tell state/local governments to stop interfering. |
| Imagine crying online cuz someone said something you didn’t like LMAO 🤌 |
| Bro stfu about your stupid house hunt.\n\nAlso good luck. |
| If there's a bigger nerd than me around here, I'd be shocked |
| 10%? Their stock dropped 50% since the whole Warner fiasco, from 126€ to 63€ |
| goddamn MELI selloff wtf |
| If you don't mind my asking, what was the use case? |
| I had to pay like $400 to UPS for a single package so ya I would happily file a claim |
| autocomplete on steroids "somehow" becoming AGI.... yea i mean good luck |
| Is it manipulating elections to own an entertainment or social media company? |
| Tomorrow* 🌝 |
| We are never hitting spy 700 huh |
| 🤡 in chief |
| Yep lmao, still waiting on mars |
| My puts would be glorious I would cum everywhere |
| 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000\n Jarvis, jerk it a little |
| Long term this seems good...? |
| https://preview.redd.it/hfvbklbtqilg1.jpeg?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9197fdeaff783a8a2878b364017bc7eb43d98d57 |
| Going to be really funny when I'm in my brain juicer watching Altman try to control a Matrix slave that rules the world, only to suddenly discover what happened to the Confederates when the people they relied on for every aspect of their existence decided they didn't care to be whipped anymore |
| I hope so too brother, i support your dreams |
| WDAY call is over. Takeaway: they're fucking losers. |
| Boomer buying their 6th Airbnb outbidding a 35 year old couple with a child trying to buy their first starter home. Capitalism ROCKS! |
| Wow, GOOGL is going to 375 right after NVDA earnings. That’s crazy. |
| Awful product as well |
| Too scary |
| Don’t freak out and leverage to the tits and see where we end up.~you |
| Stick to siege and gambling regard |
| Yeah, I feel like they are at the point of saying I'm sick of this shit. |
| Become an underwater welder |
| OpenAI is a sham. |
| Can't wait for the Olympics of Shitposting in T minus 3.5 hours |
| Yeah, but it’s all about timing as well - the .com market was way overvalued, the true equity came in much later |
| Those hour-before-market-close NVDA candles are Shrek's meat after 3 Viagras.\n\nSPY 700 EOW |
| The hedgies told me beware of short ladder attack soon. They know we are all diamond handed warriors 💎💎 |
| You think the neurons in your brains can't be simulated? |
| None of these things replaced the need for humans outright. They made humans better at their jobs, but can't do anything on their own. I could probably get ChatGPT to design a basic house for me, to say nothing of an AI designed explicitly for that purpose. This isn't the same as saying "we didn't need stables anymore, but we got mechanics", it's saying "we don't need mechanics anymore, the car can fix itself." |
| Where were you wen mango was go |
| Puts on narnia |
| I thought it was too on the nose to be true |
| Mango is go |
| https://preview.redd.it/6d75qhbjqilg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7c825c4ed98a829202336a1cebc904371c06c28 |
| 🥭 induced 🚀 |
| waiting for my call leaps to rip |
| Didn't you hear? It takes 20 years plus of energy and food to get a human to be productive. Isn't that such a waste? |
| Thanks for saying $0.5MM, makes me feel better |
| I exited 25% of my AMD position today with a $106 cost basis |
| Jk, but legit am looking at it at age 37 from corp finance/accounting |
| Not happening because Ellison & Son will own the company. He's the 2nd richest man after Elon, has political favors in his pocket from Trump/GOP, and now owns Oracle as well as TikTok. \n\nMOFO could lose money indefinitely on WBD and PSKY just like how Elon loses money on Twitter just so they can change the narrative, push conservative agendas, and sway public opinion as well as manipulate elections.\n\nNFLX ain't gonna buy shit if Ellison/Trump don't want them to. |
| This one stock is about to moon. I just need your credit card details and I’ll give you the sauce |
| And thats just youtube. Now do google |
| Proof or ban |
| Here is what I want to happen nvda dips below 190 at open this gives me time to grab up some 200 calls for half price then go to 195 immediately after I buy them then earnings slats it and nvda goes to 212 and then I get to sell Thursday at open for 10x. \n\nWhat's prolly gonna happen 🥭 says something at sotu that tanks everything overnight then it starts to recover on open and anticipation drives nvda up to 194 through the day only to smash across all earnings and become a sell the news event and it goes to 175 until all call options expire |
| Vibranium too? |
| No, I am not happy w/ myself. Before entering any trade I say I have to draw a line below / or above which I exit a position no matter what. Instead I held, bought 1 more, then 2 more, then 3 more to breakeven. Lost only $144 but it's not about amount, it's about discipline. |
| Like when they shorted PLTR at 93$ in August 2025, saying it's an obvious trade? There's other examples for sure. I definitely wouldn't go based on just this, just my opinion. |
| Only bad news since joining S&P500 |
| 🌝 |
| This whole country was founded by religious zealots |
| Tomorrow we moon regards |
| I actually don’t need any further verification for that |
| Am I the only one holding 6900 March 6 SPX puts hoping that either 1) Trump causes a melt down during SOTU speech or 2) NVDA tanks on earnings? |
| Might go pick up some Mikes harders. |
| So you can tell us all how regarded you are? |
| NVDA save us all 🙏 |
| My ass is gonna get blasted for holding 682 puts |
| Dude did you just buy all of Europe? That's crazy work |
| Doesn't matter, the stock is going to grow with or without warner. |
| We gonna pump after tonight’s bullshit because America will look weak if we don’t. 700 by Friday |
| banbet it regard |
| I'm of the opinion that software/hardware is a dead end for AI. True artificial intelligence will come from some organic chem or biomedical research.\n\nWe already have the 'intelligence' part. There are billions if not trillions (including bugs) of creatures out in the world that have the capacity to think, or at least process data.\n\nOh, and unrelated, but apparently it takes 100 terabytes to store all of the images it takes to form a fly brain. Crazy, isn't it? |
| “Folks” in comment = wrong 100% of the time |
| Reddit needs to add race verification so brothas can drop their word without being banned\n\nSame with other races and slurs \n |
| They will spend more than that, not less, unless they run out of funding. Altman's use of resources appears to be constrained literally only by how much investors will throw at him. |
| they want to pick a fight against Google without anything resembling an income? i mean... good luck ?\n\nWonder how patient sugardaddy microsoft will be when those patents they wished for turn out to be useless |
| 7 |
| can somebody ELI5 whats going on? |
| Millions and billions |
| This guys short report?\n\n\n"DOJ criminal indictment 2024\nedit\n\nOn July 25, 2024, prosecutors with the United States Department of Justice issued a 19-count criminal indictment against Left charging securities fraud and lying to federal investigators.[67] Left allegedly took contrary trading positions to his public recommendations to reap quick profits off the stocks he promoted through Citron.[13] A judge rejected an effort by Left to dismiss the charges in December 2025.[68]\n\n\nSEC civil lawsuit 2024\n\nOn July 26, 2024, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) filed a civil lawsuit against Andrew Left and Citron Capital, alleging fraud and illegal manipulation of the stock market.[69] According to the SEC complaint, he allegedly engaged in a scheme that involved making public recommendations contrary to his private trading positions which netted him $20-million in illicit gains between 2018 and 2023.[13][70] The SEC also accused that Left shared his planned announcements with at least two hedge funds in advance, receiving a portion of their trading profits in return.[71]"\n\n\n\n\nHes probably trying to drive the price down before he buys more. |
| Great I think you should take this course in full\n\nEvery statement is made with a caveat or exception to the rule \n\nIt talks heavily about sampling bias (age, demographic, age), inaccuracy due to data access, incongrunities in data, etc.\n\nCould you PLEASE explain rather than just linking an article and downvoting why you think you are correct??? |
| Orange man tweeet inline with nvidia earnings will prop market up 10% and we will all make bank. Neutron will launch at the same time. \n\nI will be quitting my job and kicking back with my cats on an island |
| I ate one of those once and died |
| I already sold my stock at 28.7$ |
| And back to $125 since all this drop was supposedly from the acquisition lol?… |
| yeah and then all his retarded followers cheer.\n\nfuck this timeline |
| Don't worry kids, they're engaging in government deals so they never actually have to be profitable and will never die like they should.\n\n \nSay goodbye to personal gaming PCs, we're all renting consoles now. |
| Your best case with this shit mine is it gets bought and/or gets government money. Otherwise the poor governance will burn you. Same as with UEC. |
| NFLX save economy |
| REMX SETM |
| Somebody bought up NVDA ahead of earnings. Waaaay up. That means 'dump eeet' after they meet revenue targets and provide middling forecast. But your poots still won't print.\n\nNow, if they meet revenue targets and signed new gpu contracts with the Martians, then your calls have a chance to print!!\n\n>>But they won't print either.<< |
| big oof |
| surely this bidding war is far beyond what a rational person would bid, right? just duck out, LMAO. and, like other commenters have said, just buy the distressed pieces in a couple years… |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| blah blah blah blah\n\nyou losers can never let go always try to get the last word |
| bold of you to assume he's actually going to leave office. |
| Workday is horrible to use and F all the companies who are its customer as well |
| CEO being named Alf Poor should've been a warning to you |
| Is original programming a growth driver? I think that’s why they’re looking for acquisitions, eventually original content might not cut it |
| Bro, why get involved, tell him to FOAD and hit block. |
 Robinhood robinhood.com |
| “Do you have a minute?”\n\n“Sure, Nut sack” |
| They are the Titan Submersible |
| word.exe, excel.exe, ageofempires.exe, they have it all. |
| The whole point is for Larry Ellison’s son to buy CNN for conservatives. The rest will be thrown out.\n\nNetflix should just buy WB then sell them CNN for the same price as the whole bag. |
| Nerd! 🤓 |
| NO BAILOUTS WHEN THEY FAIL!!!!! |
| I mean, no? At the very least, at some point, we'll probably be able to engineer a brain. If someone made a brain neuron for neuron, are you arguing that there is still something else besides that which makes it "intelligent"? If so, I guess that's your right, but I would be extremely surprised if that were the case. |
| None of the ai slop bullshit. Just right to the point. Money. No reasons. You dropped this 👑 |
| Ban ‘em again, mods. |
| AMD is following through on their 33% CAGR comments even after dilution, and it's trading at 28x forward pe or less. If it dumps after NVDA reports I will be buying more. |
| OMG… theres a montage… 💃💃🤣 |
| Be a man ban bet that shit |
| Wow I shilled WDAY to my dad at 190. He just called me about it. 💀 |
| BAN |
| Just settle for 2 dolls instead of 30. |
| this [butthurt loser](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rdsgzj/comment/o77x03l/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) actually reported me for suicide watch because he was mad he couldnt win an argument\n\nso many self loathing shitbags in this sub |
| he thought it meant too long don’t read |
| HOOD boutta blast off tomorrow like a coiled spring and everybody knows it |
| WDAY - Holy shit stop talking about fucking "AI", "AGENTS" and "FEELING REALLY BULLISH" on this stupid call. What a joke. These dudes are getting paid to just keep the wheels spinning for a couple years and get out rich. Fucking useless C suite pigs. |
| Rddt |
| Puts |
| He might just riff about a dead guys cock again. Or declare war on Narnia. Who the fuck knows? Not him. |
| Some of the rare earth metals -- neodymium, praseodymium, and dysprosium -- went up 10% today, which is pretty unusual.\n\nCalls on magnets. |
| I bought some, after hours, yesterday at 44.21. I only bought 100 shares, wish I'd bought more.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/csryoyhlpilg1.png?width=1226&format=png&auto=webp&s=bcc522322a6645a4844647c2cae1f7b4346e96a6\n\n |
| It's awesome, especially when it hits and you get assigned then stock pumps following Monday! |
| That dogshit portal for job application should make them a penny stock |
| It has definitely slowed hiring in north America but not so much in India. So I think it is replacing the most expensive junior engineers first I.e fresh grads in California.\nIn our recent all hands the number of hires in North America were in single digits and in India were high double digits. \nIt is still cheaper for big tech to hire a good engineer in India than in America. |
| Pro tip, see the little microphone at the bottom of your keyboard, try pressing it and see how fast shit turns into posts |
| Place by me is $20+$5 tip.\n\nPre covid it was $10 and I would tip $5 because screw it.\n\nThey go to $25 or more im just gonna get a Wahl trimmer and do it myself. |
| Makes sense\n\nKevin O'Leary is big on datacentrs and has his fingers all over it\n\nGuess who is a good mate of Trumps? |
| Base case was uranium goes to 100/lb, and these guys are expected to start mining 5m lb per year in 2028. 3m lb this year. A conservative price for their stock ends up being $15 in 2028-2029. |
| $MU plz just giga pump to $450+ already |
| Freshly back from a ban and I’m here to say\n\nThe top is in folks \n |
| Yeah. It's not a significant part of my port and she needed to go to the store. It just took an hour longer then I thought it would. \n\nLesson learned. Mom has to wait |
| Is there an over/under bet on how many times the word "billions" will be mentioned during the SOTU? |
| I deadass just searched up $SOTU on google |
| AI has the knowledge of Wikipedia with the intelligence of a 5 year old |
| Ideanomics💀 |
| True, in that case the math does indeed math. |
| [Nonononono!](https://y.yarn.co/7b96800c-6396-4e0c-bdeb-53ea2337039d_text.gif)\n\nMy MSFT that I have been "buying the dip" on since $360ish were going to go up because OP is out. \n\nBut then you guys being top commentors means shit is jinxed now. MSFT will probably crab and we will all be seeing red. |
| Watching HPQ tumble down after hours tempts me into a new wheel candidate. I just want to see if their dividend remains intact. |
| Unless someone tells him he’s not allowed to. |
| Modelos poolside |
| If Trump mentions Iran in the state of the union I’ll become a zillionaire |
| Bleach |
| Need to borrow some money from my wife's boyfriend to YOLO this |
| That no talent ass clown? |
| SMR => SMH every. damn. day. |
| Nshittia better have good earnings. It's the only thing propping the casino up alongside Met-uhh and Goggle |
| Well Thursday could definitely crash the market now… 🤣🤣 |
| Nah it's great for daytraders but for swingers wanting to hold for longer...you just can't win lol |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| It’s fucking regarded Michael Burry was right on his NVDA and PLTR short positions but he paper handed bitch sold and closed his fund, epic shit LMAOOOO |
| Unrealized broke |
| Lol what a wild story, I pray it's true, I'd vote for Keith |
| True I’ll give you that. |
| CAVA at 173 |
| Workday sucks.. I hope they go bankrupt so I dont have to use their shitty software at work. |
| Googl and C. |
| Retail holding the bag soon phrase was used as if we don't know what we are doing i.e. suits think we buy stuff we don't understand |
| Coreweaves business model is valuation over stability, it is just FOMO disguised as strategy. \n |
| Straight gooner slop |
| My favourite part is when it gaslit people saying it came into the office, you must have missed me. |
| On a whim or what's your rationale? |
| its us working in the garden center making tons of money for these stores. people forget its not all just lumber |
| lol at this fuckin love letter im not reading this shit |
| Blackrock with thousands of sock puppets is gonna git ya |
| The moat is the inability to get your hands on a gpu, ram, or even a power plug for that matter.\n\nCan’t build a competitor if nvidia has sold their entire gpu supply for the next 3 years to OpenAI. |
| Absolute scum. And I don't even own SNDK. Plus it was a commitment they made a year ago. |
| Whoa. Where that table come from! 🤣 |
| https://www.pewresearch.org/course/public-opinion-polling-basics/ |
| Calls on Probes? Is there a ticker or etf on probes? Or Calls on Wendy’s? |
| No bro it’s going to squeeze. |
| Can someone explain in laymen’s terms what a planned cash burn is? |
| Explain 5th percentile to people who are regarded |
| That'd be dope AF. |
| Tonight: SOTU that could crash the market Wed\n\nTomorrow: NVidia Earnings that could crash the market Thur\n\nThursday: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Michael Bolton! |
| thanking Jesus during the state of the union\n\nAMERICA land of the free ( to practice one religion) |
| Its likely the self congratulatory jerkoff session before his subdued "presidential" SOTU speech |
| rally was led by amd and tsla today, two of the most fundamentally strong companies in the market. |
| They keep us complacent with just enough comforts so a French revolution style uprising wouldn't happen. Ubereats and gooning to onlyfans keeps us balkanized and unwilling to risk what little we have. |
| Doomsday is tomorrow. Make or break NVDA |
| So far |
| Lol, my company just ported to it. We had some simple tool before and it was ok, but now we need to.understand workday workflow. It is so fucking confusing sometimes, I don't know how a tool that oa taylored for that can be so confusing ans badly programmed. |
| All in $poet |
| Fucking criminal. Glad the wife cuts my hair. |
| Don’t they have like 8 billion in click house shares |
| So leaps? |
| Not sure if SNDK a hold with Citron short report.. |
| Why y'all forgetting Obama |
| Post nut clarity for sure lol |
| If only you had conviction and kept adding all the way to 3/3! |
| What i think will happen is that the US will try to move TSMC abroad, the chips are basically all they care about, they don't give a shit about Taiwan and won't risk a nuclear conflict for it, and in the new security strategy document that they made they've been pretty clear about this. |
| fun fact: the word claptrap referred, in the days when "mass communications"meant standing in front of a crowd and shouting diatribe at them for hours, to what "clickbait" refers to today: Exaggerated zingers, dog whistles, sensationalist one liners and populist appeals deliberately intended to "trap claps" from the audience, which like today would be worked on the other side of the podium by cooperative plants. |
| This was the last green day until 2029 |
| I’m looking too, not in Cali, market sucks ass |
| What are we drinking to during the State of the Union? |
| Except licking any other part of her |
| Yes. Unless you're into it. I don't judge. |
| Big short |
| Anyone got a map of where all the ai money is going and coming from? 😂 shit’s a complete graph |
| Congratulations you have a bright future ahead |
| Who is ordering those?? |
| $28 from Netflix |
| I don't care about margins of error or polling data\n\nI care about results\n\nDemocrats have done absolutely dogshit across all accounts and metrics, polling included, since 2016\n\nStop cherry picking data and look outside at real results\n\nThis is the fucking rhetoric that got us here fucking stop |
| CANCEL the SOTU. DOW is below 50k. |
 Live News www.whitehouse.gov |
| Am I pregante? |
| We have the power to completely wipe out countries like nobody’s ever seen in the history of the world before - 🥭 |
| Oklo is unlikely to ever be profitable\n\n \n[https://www.reddit.com/r/freemarketstocks/comments/1rduer0/i\_love\_the\_idea\_of\_micro\_nuclear\_but\_oklo\_is/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/freemarketstocks/comments/1rduer0/i_love_the_idea_of_micro_nuclear_but_oklo_is/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| holy shit the market is going to die tomorrow look at the after hours\n\nJHCR 90 mil volume never seen bonds with that much after market\n\nits only a 2.8 percent div so you know its the big boys cashing out |
| Ahhh... that helps! I'm starting to see what you're suggesting. Thanks for the follow up. I will think on it a bit! |
| (It is, in fact, game over)\n\nKnew these dudes were cooked the second I saw the Super Bowl commercial that stated “AGI IS COMING”.\n\nAlong with my robotaxis, FSD, high speed rail, and tunnel driving system?\n\nThese guys sold Search Engine+ to entire countries and made them leverage their entire economies on it lmao |
| Link? |
| So....bad? |
| shoutout DJ am i Right |
| https://preview.redd.it/we5davvuoilg1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=763d1fee3dc0853cf2035de7a34c46b2d7f36b76 |
| Export the subtitles. |
| No wonder why they’re going to war! 💃💃🤣 |
| Because it's reporting something that happened 3 years ago? Did you even read the article you're posting? |
| The only thing that isn't tarrifed are mail order brides from Cambodia |
| Bitcoin - United States dollar -> `64218.11025` (-385 / -0.596%) |
| Who said what now? |
| !p btc |
| Haha. That was plan 'B'. |
| That one stock in your port you're too ashamed to sell: |
| Jensen is gonna walk out completely naked except a leather jacket then make it rain then walk off |
| You can have big pp in front or in your backside, big pp energy gon fuq around |
| *Jesus... Allah... Buddha, I love you all!* |
| It’s all |
| The worst thing you can do is second guess yourself mid trade |
| All its fake news lol |
| Iren will announce a hyperscaler deal within weeks |
| We’re sending US citizens to Mexico now!! |
| taco probably gonna go off script right from the start and attach the supreme court, briden, hunters laptop, |
| Nebius will be in debt too by years end |
| It’s called Workday because using their product is tedious like work |
| Except they want it for control, so selling is probably out of the question. |
| i don't know why i try to listen to earnings calls, i can barely understand any of the accents. |
| Autopen |
| gotta say bros\n\ni REALLY don't like debt |
| Bag holders on CNBC saying we will be holding the bag soon. Good Luck! |
| Tbh all this would need for another jump is a few more people to put a bit of dosh in as the stock price only sits around $18.50 |
| You’re the one doing rage baiting fa\n\nYou’re the fa on a gambling sub crying about politics\n\nJust put the fries in the bag and shut the fuck up |
| I don't know why you don't smile. I'm not taking any questions from you anymore. |
| Woodland Stewardship: A Practical Guide for Midwestern Landowners, 3rd Edition\nSubtitle: A Practical Guide for Midwestern Landowners\n\nby U of Minnesota Extension\n\nMidwest, New England, and northern Appalachia I’d recommend this book for beginners. \n\nDM me if you want to bounce things off someone your forester recommends\n\nYeah most foresters come in one of two flavors, save the world types or down to earth hillbillies. Or sometimes a minor mixture of the two usually they’re pretty agreeable to needs of the landowner. |
| The tariffs affected my buying power of sex dolls |
| Good thing I bought them after close today |
| workday is the most useless thing ever, my company has it and it’s just.. useless |
| its at 9pm ET |
| We’re going to be ghey.. and you’re gonna like it! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| California. Low housing supply and lots of rich people |
| I can see the logic |
| And then what? get fresh and get one of dem cars, and then what? Hit the club and take off my draws\n\nHold up Jeezy, we gotta do something different with that line brotha |
| Love or hate the stock, their valuation is insane at this point.\n\nThey have quite valuable assets. |
| Not trusting the corporate bonds and mortgage backed securities in BND even if those are the best performers. God everything is so fucked. |
| I hope it continues! Brutal month \n\nFeeling a crash soon, idk |
| It's all a scam. Maybe has one more run in it but will go to 0 eventually. |
| Imagine buying puts yesterday and getting clapped today? |
| same lol |
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| Look at workday |
| As I watch 🥭I can't help but think what an absolute badass he is. r/iamverybadass material for sure. |
| That’s my feelings based on all other ai/tech dumps in the last few months |
| # Dude there's a speech BEFORE THE SPEECH???\n\nHe's his own hype man... |
| Are you implying the leaders of AI companies are literate? |
| A bubble is never "bursting". It either did or it hasnt yet |
| Just peeped his account, looks like hes getting graped by the stock market lmao |
| Sundowning waves |
| First tranche is based on deployment, not share price. Pretty clear from the announcement. |
| Yes. And 500 unshackled guys on a plane 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Why so much views for that house? |
| Zero chance this would happen, even if just for the Braintree/corporate payments assets. Let some shit bank or PE firm buy the assets, fuck them up even more, then swoop in to steal customers. Plus Stripe is already growing fast (34% yoy on just payments), on top of which their Revenue suite (which feels closer to SaaS products like tax, billing, and invoicing) is at $1bn run rate. Pour cash into that, not shit PayPal assets. |
| Creed |
| yeah turn on channel 69 |
| Got some Friday calls on IWM to hedge my stable of puts for tomorrow and Wed. |
| 3340 % is quite impossible tbh |
| Wat |
| It beat earnings tho |
| Oh boy, let’s drain the water for AI. That’s gonna take our jobs. What a great thing to look forward to! |
| I rather trust the ceo who has a finance background than you, no offense |
| You “invested in 2 sticks”… ftfy |
| Oh God. |
| The polling for the last few elections consistently showed that the races were tight enough that the end results fell well within margins of error.\n\n\nClinton's 2016 polling as a victory was on average presented as a +1 point in a best case scenario and not at all guaranteed.\n\n\nRCP averages had 2024 Trump as a +1.5 point win weeks before Election Day.\n\nAnyone with two eyes and a brain cell can parse that shit was just very close the past few cycles because of general apathy. |
| It works until it doesn’t |
| How can the AI bubble be bursting when SMH at ATH. |
| $500 says 🥭 tells us he killed el mencho himself |
| That would be a Cuban Missile Crisis and mango won't do it. |
| $2,8 billion buys a lot of original programming |
| Fast money |
| >...but I'm just trying to make the point that you can't look at current technology and wonder "how will AGI run on this?". You have to be thinking about breakthroughs that we haven't made yet.\n\nYeah no, that's a great point. Part of what makes the whole thing feel "insane" to me is the gap between what we're trying to create (a synthetic form of life), and what we're presently working with (some silicon chips and an LCD display, maybe a few electric motors, etc.)\n\nThe more I hear about synthetic biology, the more I believe that it will play a role in creating... whatever terrible things we do create.\n\nOK, if you'll bear with me for another minute (and I don't blame you if you don't, I'm just shooting from the hip here...) the idea of somehow incorporating biology in the quest to "build life" just brings me to another "WTF" moment... which is that *we already have* biological life. And with it, we already have general intelligence. It's here. It's us. There's no breakthrough around the corner.\n\nSo like... what are we trying to create? \n\nIf there is a distinction between this technological moment and other breakthrough moments (like the flying airplane), I think that's it. The thing we are trying to create both simultaneously 1) Can't be clearly defined, and 2) Already exists. The airplane wasn't like that. It was the opposite, on both counts.\n\nidk man, just shooting from the hip, like I said. Happy to keep the convo going if you want. |
| yeah, true. the official position would be that taiwan secretly developed their own nukes, which they are more than capable of doing, while Cuba and Iran are not |
| What is dead may never die |
| Uh oh! Not looking good dude. |
| If anybody watched sandisk today, you should be ashamed of yourself |
| Can we have some peace finally and stocks back to ATH, not a fan of tarrifs and wars. |
| Man i think you were right. 0.7 up at 8.30 pre-open off the back of a US bounce |
| Ouch. The aging man facing the young man and no longer has all the power and speed he once had. Not the only player in the ring. US Stock market to 80k |
| Spits\n\nHawk thu |
| I just applied to trade school |
| I am also confused |
| $PYPL is a steal at these prices.\nPeople who buy here will be very happy in a few months. |
| Sam is saying go big or go home! |
| Man rip crypto bros LMAO |
| -said everyday |
| Wait til you see drug prices! |
| Bullish? Shit looked ready to dump 2nd half of the day |
| Paramount is like the little brother that also wants what older bro Netflix is buying. Annoying and willing pay more. |
| Pretty sure prople said the same about Ford's first assembly line. |
| That’s normal…. |
| European lifestyle |
| That is a good question, i have old ddr 4 and other here some where. hardwareswap is good sub for that. |
| Imagine if they handcuffed mango on stage tonight |
| Wait, is that retard cunt talking right now? |
| I fucking hope he just comes out and says “it’s not looking good” |
| Amazing! Illegal border crossings down by more than 100%! |
| ty |
| We’re bullish until NVDA tells us otherwise, btw. Expect low volume and chops tomorrow |
| Mannnnnnnnnn\n\n# FUCK WORK.\n\nOkay I'll be back guys, I gotta go finish my work |
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| No I’m not. You said \n\n“it is purely promises to pay in future assets… …the money never leaves the circle” \n\n And \n\n“To build houses, or anything of real value, you need actual liquid money” \n\nAnd my point is that they are actually building things. Data centers for example. So “the money never leaves the circle” is exaggeration or simply incorrect. |
| Where are you guys watching trump |
| WHAT THE FUCK EOG |
| Axons drop never made sense in the first place. Expecting significant growth tomorrow. |
| Let’s revisit this post at the end of the year. Because I can’t see who up or down voted, for those who downloaded, can you comment your username below so I can tag you? |
| >Vance has consistently polled\n\nCan we fucking stop with the polling numbers\n\nThey were so accurate the last few elections \n\nSurely they are accurate for these midterms! |
| jamie dimon |
| Workday hahahah awful company |
| I would love to see NFLX say “on second thought , we don’t want it. You get to overpay for the mediocre, ellisons.” NFLX would see a 10% pop tomorrow |
| Download Quiver Quant |
| Imagine you go to a bank. You say: Give me a trillion dollars and in 5years i expect the make my first operational profits, breaking even god knows when. With a business model purely relying on nostoglia of being the first... |
| STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWN |
| And people were putting motors on scooters long before Segway too. Almost like Segway wasn't a good or novel idea, just a heavily marketed one with much more investment behind it than it deserved.\n\n\nAnd kids switching from bikes to electric scooters isn't revolutionary or world changing and has absolutely nothing to do with Segway.\n\n\n\n\n |
| The CPC must be destroyed. Need CIA to cause civil war in mainland China. Free Tibet, East Turkestan, Taiwan, & Inner Mongolia. And the Manchu needs to re-emerge and shake off their Han conformity. Stupid Manchu. |
| We will NEVER let any of these experts go, ever. They are worth their weight in gold, and their value will only increase (and they're awesome people) But IMO they provide more value producing content and analysis that is of value to both customers and the agent, rather than answering the 10th iterations of the same basic legal question. Starting next year in person calls will probably be a premium service. We are doing advice/councel only, which frees us from possible lawsuits in my country 🙂 They actually use the agent for most of their cases now - it stays up to date on regulatory framework and remembers all their previous calls, so it already saves a bunch of time on the questions they would otherwise need to spend time digging for. |
| Wut? Why? \n\nI just bought some 125p today. I’m rooting for us. |
| Everyone, comment your username below, so I can tag you by year’s end |
| Spy chart over the last three and six months like the Swiss alps |
| Economies don’t bend, they break. |
| Holy shit. 1.68% over 6 years. Whew |
| Great a new house listed for sale in the neighborhood we are looking to buy in!\n\n8946 views and 4722 saves on Zillow within the first 24 hours🤡 |
| Would be hilarious AF |
| Seeing how long i can get away with pronouncing “one sec” as “nut sack” at work… |
| Did he really say that? 😮 |
| #THEYRE EATING THE DOGS |
| On what fucking basis? OpenAI went from $28 million rev in 2022 to $13 billion in 2025, and a projected $20+ billion in 2026. \n\nTheranos faked everything, hoodwinked a bunch of MBAs and lined their board with geriatric has-been politicians. |
| Your edit raises an important point though, which is that unlike previous bubbles, Google and MS can afford to just take the hit on their balance sheet. OpenAI is fucked but i think Google and MS can handle the wait to get something serviceable (but not Gen AI which is a pipe dream) and them crank up prices as a duopoly |
| Crap shoot or coin flip |
| #TACO SOTU: inflation is now 0% in 1 year |
| Epstein will return before jesus |
| Turbo ass as in the fattest guy in a magic the gathering tournament whose unwashed sweatpants are losing a desperate battle with his waistline and are exposing a Reaganesque amount of crack. |
| Not the first warrant. It vests on deployment of 1GW. |
| I’m laughing because let’s revisit this post at the end of the year and see where the stock price is |
| **Citron on SNDK**\n> While TV pundits pound the table herding retail into cattle cars, Western Digital, the long time investor, sold a significant portion of its holdings days ago, 25% lower.\n>\n> Ask yourself why. Because they know the cycle is approaching a peak, and they're not waiting for the bell.\n#\nThis is a gross misrepresentation of the WDC sale. This was a debt-for-equity exchange with affiliates of JP Morgan and Bank of America, essentially WDC swapping its SNDK shares to retire its own debt. WDC didn’t sell because they’re bearish on NAND, they sold because they’re exiting the flash business entirely and cleaning up their balance sheet.\n#\n**TLDR**: Fucking short sellers up to their usual shenanigans |
| Isnt he a billionaire already from his stake in Reddit? |
| bullish sentiment will carry over tomorrow, calls it is |
| You cant arm shit in taiwan. If china really wants it, there is nothing to be done.\n\n\nUsa wont risk their naval force, they know Eu lost all its power, its called ww1 and ww2.\n\n\nEven a skirmish between usa and china, would weaken usa status. |
| We must come together |
| "We made deals with them". Turns around and gets sued for tariff rebates. |
| Honestly it's just not looking that bad right now. Not good but the economy is incredibly resilient despite all the nonsense. Biggest issue are still all the unrealized losses on low interest bonds, though the government just steps in whenever that becomes a problem. |
| Don't worry, I bought today... |
| Nothing more fun than licking a hot chick's butthole. |
| Honestly probably the better idea I’ve heard. Ultimately I don’t see NVDA missing, just have to play it safe |
| I don’t think so, I have calls too |
| Do not worry Trump will not be unhappy about this and not seek revenge. |
| Buy call whenever spy drop 1%. |
| Buy $sls leaps. 20x IMO |
| earnings are literally a crap shoot\n\nXMTR is down 25 percent today with record earnings beating estimates |
| The kid doesnt want some smelly loser texting them either so i dont know what your friends wife is pissed about |
| Just let this shit die already. |
| Trash companies tend to gather and jerk off |
| which major companies had terrible guidance so far? |
| It’s slowly shifting when software was dumping and nividia and amd still holding |
| Vance has consistently polled beneath any competition from the Ds that Fox News conducts.\n\n\nIt says something that even Buttigieg projections have him killing Vance.\n\n\nHe's a personality that not even Trump likes.\n\n\nHe's going to Jeb a presidential run.\n\n\nNot at all a realistic candidate.\n\n\nIt's gonna be someone "moderate" and milquetoast like 08/12. |
| NVDA earnings will cause market movement |
| I identify with this… |
| No one really watches cnn unless you at an airport |
| 🥭 will have a huge leak of diarrhea from his ass |
| You’re gonna need some profits to get your money back tho |
| AI is OK. It's taken jobs. It will augment a lot of fluffy jobs. It will not replace everyone yet. Probably 20-30 years off from the worst of AI replacement, imo - if all the data centers are built and the power infrastructure to power it. |
| You think hes gonna go up there and roast the hell out of the world with tariffs and start a war with Iran months away from midterms and his paper thin margin in the Senate in his most accessible speech to the American people and not pump the hell out of the GOP to keep him and his goons from getting bent over by Dems? |
| Yeah. I'm tarded. A trailing stop would have just hit on a 0DTE since they bounce around so much. I thought i was going to be back home earlier |
| Who do i need to blow to pump slv to 90 |
| holy shit it's nostradamus |
| Netflix’s management should take a very close look at the stock price and understand that the shareholders strongly disagree with them about buying WB. |
| Those of us who know what it is would rather be beaten to death with our own arms rather than being forced to endure Workday. |
| Please share insider info below. |
| every time he says biden you have to take a shot |
| The U.S. will never defend Taiwan just like Ukraine\n\nwhat they will do is trained them and then sell weapons to them\n\nit's like a free trial, you want more then you have to buy our products\n\nBada bing, bada boom profit baby.... |
| fullported IBRX calls so now its going to crash you can thank me. |
| Why did you pick these other companies for comps? |
| what dip.. what am I missing ? |
| Spot on 😂 |
| Exactly I have calls because I think they’re gonna beat and the provide good guidance so I’m hopeful the stock will go up. In the event that it doesn’t, do you think $684p are sensible as a hedge? |
| the rich are going to eat the poor |
| Yeah, we are cooked. This low IQ tard is slurring and rambling even more than usual. I feel like I'm on the Truman Show. |
| Some guy gets assassinated |
| https://preview.redd.it/04mlwqabnilg1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c861bdc986830e72e4e3e453e1897a6380a2841b |
| They always have a better Q1 when it is a leap year 😂 |
| You have the most amazing self control / post nut clarity of anyone I have ever seen. \n\nCongrats and VOO and chill or just sgov and chill if you really don’t want to look / be tempted haha |
| eh, maybe. I doubt he says anything we don't already know |
| I agree with all you guys and think Coreweave is full of debt and risky as fuck, very likely to fail. And because of that, calls |
| Doing errands with mom while balls deep in 0dte is crazy work |
| MSFT is garbage to trade, decent buy rn for investing potentially |
| y tho |
| who says so? was it Cramer? because then it's the early innings of the bubble expansion, lol |
| Apart from obsessing over the casino and walking my dog I don’t really do anything else with my time |
| Turns out we were optimizing for shortening the time it takes for monkeys to write Shakespeare all along. |
| They want CNN via any way possible a decent while before midterms to have time to reshuffle. Control over cable is valuable with an aging voterbase. |
| unzips pants |
| I say this every time |
| Yea but then china would start arming places like Cuba or Iran with nukes |
| All of this could be avoided by putting a software engineer on staff for 100k a year with a Claude license. |
| “Long term investors” |
| Look at the end of the day someone's gotta be a hole or a pole in the hole. The choice is yours |
| And we are going to have the hugest data centers in the world, truly the best we’ve ever seen even china said they were bigger than anything they have seen before and I’ll tell you they know about technology but not as much as the us we’re far far more advanced |
| I don't even want profits anymore, I just wan't my money back, I swear I won't do it again |
| I expected a huge leak to come out before the speech regarding Epstein. I suppose there is still time |
| Mag 7 are a bloody bank at this point. |
| 🤣 |
| I don’t know, I’m up 300,000 |
| Jensens helper is applying the leather soap to the black jacket for tomorrows earnings call |
| They will be using four according to the forced portal they sent everyone. Only Gemini is available at the moment |
| Yeah lol this isn't a theranos type situation. |
| This happened 3 years ago buddy at least read the thing. The government has had this belief leaked multiple times since and before then as well. |
| 🫥 |
| I’m hedging with SOXS. Everything looks so toppy rn |
| So is this a campaign speech before the SOTU campaign speech? WTF am I watching? |
| I like Anthropic because companies use it to improve their own products. A company like Crowdstrike will go to Anthropic and team to figure out how to make Crowdstrike products better. \n\nJust like Crowdstrike might go to Dell or HP to buy desktop computers.\n\nAnthropics current revenue is based on providing AI services to companies, which is why I like their model of business. |
| CoreDebt |
| USA has already sold taiwan out to China. |
| JD Vance solved the Cracker Barrel peg game and decided he was eligible for office |
| nice thing about being cash gang is that I don't have to listen to that orange turd tonight ramble on about all the scams him and his family are pulling. pedo should be in prison. |
| 🥭 does not have the marbles |
| That's autism for you, I dug a deep hole in 5 years |
| What else have you traded on his list? |
| Did you say double our national investment in coal plants?\n\nI'm pretty sure you said double our national investment in coal plants |
| make the breakup fee $15 billion because the eu won’t approve it even though this administration will approve it, then we can all lol at the Ellisons. |
| I hope so. |
| Just ate a potatoe taco from this morning ama |
| I can't decide if he's lying to hide his power level or if he's really that stupid |
| "Clean" coal |
| Most people here don't even know what a workday is |
| It sucks that taking my mom to the grocery store to help her out cost me 3k in my 0DTE. I should have just sold for a 50% loss before I left. While I was gone they went up to 3k and by the time a got home they were worthless.\n\nI have to start telling people they just have to wait until I'm done. It didn't go up enough to hit my limit sell |
| how is the used dram/pc market? |
| CNBC: early innings of bubble bursting! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Always was |
| I can’t, you think you are worth $75hr to move a box. |
| Jesus, does it go that low? I thought you got like 900 points just for writing your name |
| I can't believe I missed the fact that DOW hit FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS... I feel like such an idiot right now... |
| ‘AI BUBBLE FEARS IN FOCUS’ meaning there is no ai bubble lol if we’re sitting here talking about it then there is no bubble |
| whats a journey, hopefully me eoy 😭 |
| Watching Assassins Creed. No spoilers pls. |
| This might be the alt account of u/1R0NYMAN |
| https://preview.redd.it/8smotw6smilg1.png?width=2246&format=png&auto=webp&s=52da7f7b352cf285b41e53bf7212a8f62214119d\n\n12% gain in just 15 hours!!!! good call u/asagi_lumina |
| \-Tim apple? -Reads subreddit name -IQ checks out |
| I’d rather her blow me then I go to 7000 |
| I sold MSTF yesterday lol |
| He might be early but he isn't wrong |
| Holy WTF? This is worse than usual. Bringing up the fake news Gaza condoms shit, and futher claiming they were making bombs..with the..condoms..they were never getting. |
| Sir, NVDA is in a bear flag and ER is a likely catalyst to break to the downside |
| DXY 6 months: -0.24% |
| What out the surge!!!!! |
| I will put calls on the company that makes Wendy's dumpsters. |
| I’ve been there twin |
| update? plz |
| I bought 2 sticks of ddr5 ram for the kids PC at microcenter for $119 early 2023. same DDR5 there is on sale for $579... I need to hit some lotto calls/puts to upgrade our stuff in the next few years at this rate. |
| Honestly one of the best parts about WSB is getting the play by play without having to actually listen to him |
| “Proposed”. They obviously will not spend that much, as much as Sam Altman might like to. |
| Fuck workday. Me and my homies hate workday |
| Tempted to sell some CSPs, never done it before 😳 |
| 🥭 does not have the cards |
| I feel a lot of retail has a basis in the $55-$65 range as that’s been a typical resistance level over the last 4-5yrs. Last year people probably bought in expecting yet another bounce to $80-$90 range which never happened. My guess is around $60 is what the deal closes for which will definitely lock in losses for much of retail. |
| I'm not sure why all these orgs are so eager to hand the entire control of our systems and ways of working to one or two for profit companies. It's like no one can see 5 ft out from them. |
| full send |
| What was the thesis? Latinos deported = less construction = lower sales for hondepo? |
| Mike Johnson: "2025 was just setting the table. 2026 will be the feast and the banquet in the economy."\n\nit's over you guys |
| Is turbo ass good, like it's a real fast ass, or is it bad, like it's the most extreme amount of ass? |
| I think ORCL amoungst others. |
| Fuck. My company uses Dayforce which is absolute dogshit and we're switching to Workday.\n\nWe went Workday>Kronos>Dayforce>Workday\n\nKronos was the best. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zioe3hlpmilg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bae99248cc34c4372296bf792809616a444403d\n\n |
| Karma for all the dreadful job application process they built |
| Hopefully |
| Pray my calls open green and prepare my puts |
| Losers buy losers. You deserve this stock. |
| Do I buy Spy $684p 2/27 exp to hedge my NVDA $220c 3/20exp? |
| So 1.6% return over 3 years....? |
| Dumping the rest of my $RDDT to fund my upcoming extended stay at the Self Hating Redditors Rehab Clinic. we know ourselves too well to believe in the stock that has us addicted |
| Congrats |
| A lot of people look at how rare life is in the universe and say "Wow, what are the odds that we're here!?" and base a lot of what they believe off of that.\n\nWell the answer to that question is 100%. Because if we were anywhere else we wouldn't be alive and wouldn't be around to ask that question.\n\nThe only place something *living* could ask a question about life is from a place that life has already happened.\n\nQuestions about the complexity of life are similar. The biological machinery that produces a mind is necessarily going to be more complex than what that mind has a capacity to wholly understand. So any living mind observing the biological machinery that creates it is always going to see that biological machinery as inconceivably complex. |
| Guess I should have given you a trigger warning. And come on, cuck is so 1940Naz!. |
| Gratz and FU. |
| 2 things can be true at once. Economy sucks. I used to ball out on a budget spending $4.24 on 3 mcchickens and a large diet Dr Pepper. That same meal is freaking $15 now. No more balling out for me |
| It’s honestly the only way forward. Until murica figures it out we all will be paying for it |
| This has been a shitty earnings season for forward guidance. Anyone thinking a beat matters has big pp and buys calls. |
| usd becoming worthless, thank u mr. president |
| With how my puts did today I’m about to be selling ass 🙁 |
| I rather be selling propane and propane accessories |
| How will I afford my anal probes? |
| a man of culture |
| Yes. Been rolling a strangle for months without assignment - rolling the puts and selling new calls every 21 days. (Of course, now that I’ve written this, I’ll be assigned on the puts. But that’s ok - then my calls are even safer) |
| And despite all that spending they still expect to be losing money in 8 years time |
| MSOS. You're welcome. |
| I am indiscriminate when I go down. If she’s moanin’, I’m tongue-bonin’ |
| I hate the software. Vibe traded for puts |
| When it's all someone else's money, it's all someone else's problem -- as long as you cash out handsomely along the way with all of your silly equity |
| be brave son |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/CoatEnvironmental728 made a bet that HIMS would go to 20.0 within **1 day** when it was 15.238 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| A fairy tail that investors are eating up at record levels. Fucking fools. I can’t wait to watch them all burn. |
| why do you losers always try to rage bait everything\n\nlike does your life suck that much? |
| Just pussy |
| WDAY getting taken out back lol |
| Glad I won’t have to fact check anything after tonight’s address, because everything said will be bullshit, grifting, and general lies. |
| A 1000 |
| Male sports bra |
| $2k |
| I get businesses like Costco or Walmart seeking refunds since they are the importers on record and paid the tariffs, but isn’t FedEx just involved in shipping the goods? The companies that used their shipping services paid the duty which FedEx would have acted as a conduit in passing along the tariff from their customers to US Customs. |
| The Pentagon / DOD literally said in a leaked report in 2021 that China is almost certainly going to invade Taiwan in Spring 2027? Why is this news to anyone lol. |
| Getting tired of my gains getting erased in five minutes the next day |
| WDAY Lol blaming losses on a "shorter Q1" than normal. haha fucking hilarious. |
| Thats where poop lives |
| would probably be a good move |
| Ally doesn't even mess with Carvana anymore, which is why Carvana had to switch to a whole lot of shady related-party transactions with Drivetime and Bridgecrest so Carvana could keep selling its toxic loans and hide the costs warranty service work |
| BREAKING: 50% Alien Tariffs |
| They’re not scamming the workforce, our economy is shriveling, it’s run dry. |
| *Is WDAY getting the same negative feedback from HR as you are hearing from the users, which claim their software is a nightmare to use?* |
| get back to work the shelves need stocking |
| they have zero ethics over there. plus nobody forced them to go for a defense contract. |
| It’s not just rent a scooter. Feels like almost every kid in the suburb own one. They all brag about who got the most fastest & most expensive one, the market share is crazy for then is crazy. \n\nI don’t believe segway paved the way for it though. scooters were always around and popular. It was just a lot easier to convince middle class parents to let their kid ride off in something that vaguely is similar to what they grew up with. A 10 year old on a segway feels odd but on a scooter is fine! Until they learn they can go like 30 mph… ofc kids probably don’t tell them that. |
| I got 99 opportunities and a bitch aint one |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/FinalWordsFromMe made a bet that SPY would go to 689.0 within **1 day** when it was 682.745 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 11 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Sounds like that bothers you a lot lmao |
| I’m a 400 credit guy just like you too |
| Data Centers are dead. Look at OpenAI CAPEX reduction news. Adios. |
| Keep sleeping on IBRX bout to take off |
| You already have a bet going - HD to 367.0 before 24-Feb-2026 09:01 PM -05 |
| “The state of our union is….gay” *republicans and democrats unite in a standing ovation* |
| !banbet 🐸🪧Yes |
| So yall aren’t eating ass? |
| 😂 gave me a good chuckle mate |
| It's never going to matter in the ways we want it to. They're the first big one, and if they die, guess what? Some big player is going to gobble them up and continue to run with it, because all the big tech companies are *convinced* that AI is the next big thing and they need to get in on the ground floor or they'll miss out on a few billion. |
| Best Claude AI prompts? |
| Any life pro tips for life pro tits? |
| So if AMD has such a great product... Why does Lisa Su have to give 10% of the company as a giveaway whenever she is making deals 🤔 |
| Maybe it was wrong to get 0dte msft calls |
| Starting from what |
| That’s how crashes go. It’ll be beyond obvious in hindsight |
| You need glasses? $38->$47 = gainz |
| oh shit he stopped talking quick everyone\n\nCLAP \nCLAP \nCLAP \nCLAP \nCLAP |
| Pushin rope |
| Office, minus Visual studio, has been turbo ass for me this year |
| Unsustainable, we all know it, can we recognize it and do we want to believe it are the questions. |
| Maybe my MSTR $117 puts are saved |
| So Fedex is suing for money that never came out of its pocket since it just passes the tariffs through to the final recipient? |
| should i buy low on a cancun trip rn. lotta FUD |
| WDAY fell so CRM could fly |
| No. Not him, but his Senate Majority? Yes. |
| Ai CTASROPHE. \n\nPRODUCT WORKS BETTER THAN ADVERTIZED. |
| Been bag holding since jan 💀 |
| I wonder how many people understand what chatGPT does, or what the GPT (generative pre-trained transformer) means. \n\nSpecifically, given a prompt and a large history of documents, it attempts to generate the most logical next word part, then repeats itself. Given a prompt, it calculates the most likely next token (could be a letter, a word, or a word part like “ing”.) it just happens to produce some really interesting stuff, some brilliant, some garbage. |
| Go get a whopper they say "you rule" |
| 7000 tomorrow |
| Will his gait cause him to trip/stumble and fall on his face on his way down the aisle? |
| 39 40% return trades is all you need to be a billionaire and you’re acting like a poor bitch |
| I haven’t traded anything going on two weeks now and i’m getting bored |
| 1. voluntary and non-binding\n\n2. how about retroactive |
| Don't. If anything of note happens you'll see the headlines |
| "My pp is absolutely huge! Yuuuuge! The yugest ever!" |
| Say welcome to to Wendy's.. Can I take your order? |
| What was the bid before and what did NFLX offer? |
| Maybe I’ll go get a cheeseburger |
| Liberation day tomorrow. Market will be liberated from this range. |
| And they're not even any cheaper.\n\n\nEvery estimate I've gotten trying to use a cab is worse than Uber. |
| It would be so funny if all this bullshit about AI forces the US into huge nuclear growth, leading to cheap as fuck energy when it pops and we finally stop pretending AI is the next big thing. |
| Netflix going to the toilet\n\n \nBagholders seething |
| If it costs £30 \nJust get an old MacBook 30x12 and you can run deepseek locally |
| You think he gives a fuck about getting votes at this point |
| I'd get behind that but most wouldn't \n\nThe realistic "next in line" options are what: Vance? Newsom? AOC? Pritzker? |
| [China's CXMT and YMTC to massively expand memory output amid global crunch - Nikkei Asia](https://asia.nikkei.com/business/tech/semiconductors/china-s-cxmt-and-ymtc-to-massively-expand-memory-output-amid-global-crunch) |
| Bers aren’t people, they’re bers |
| Have they tried bundling it with the loans Carvana offloads to Drivetime and selling the package as a "Diversified Debt Obligation?" |
| Last year during some billionaire dinner with Trump, Zuckerberg had a hot mic moment while asking Trump if the ridiculous investment number he threw out to the media was enough. He said he could make it higher if Trump wanted him to.\n\nThey are corrupt shit heads |
| February would've sucked if i didn't get in 2 weeks ago on this beautiful stock |
| Incredibly bullish close. Big guns have been loading up the past week |
| Agreed |
| Nobody hires full time anymore. 35 or less hours per week, all employees. It’s bs that they figured out how to scam the workforce |
| this turd loves these pressers \n\nmf will ramble on for hours trying to get more claps like a dog waiting for a treat |
| It’s over guys |
| pour one out for the old chunk of coal |
| Greenland back on the menu |
| Nope NVDA earnings |
| So you have multiple in house counsel in your company? \n\nPutting them to work on developing answers to legal questions by your agent seems redundant when a dynamic operational environment and changing regulatory framework means they will still need to stay updated on the law as it affects you and your customers. That's actually a good example of what I am referring to. \n\nYou can cut your legal team down but the law and most expert / professional work is often about giving confidence and support to the client rather than just doing glorified legal research for them. \n\nThey need to know that there is a responsible person backing them (that can be sued for malpractice if something goes very wrong). \n\nIf I am contracting an expensive service and my questions are being answered by a chatbot or AI agent, I will 100% go with the company that gives me human to human support, especially if there is any sort of legal liability at stake. \n\nIn that scenario its the worker pulling up and doing research or drafts that gets cut but not the one that faces the customer/client. \n\nIdeally AI and robotics can allow more people to offer services in the market. So for example, rather than have a few million dollar chik'fil'a or mcdonalds franchise investment to employ 20 workers, each one of those workers could have their own mini franchise to provide the same quality food to their local neighborhood. \n\nSimilarly, an accountant or local attorney could service a neighborhood as a self-employed professional and have the same capability as a large firm employing hundreds would. Consumers would have access to more abundant and cheaper goods and services, while most people could be self-employed or part of very small 2-3 man businesses. |
| Netflix should let them have it, then in a few years turn around and buy them out for cheaper. |
| He left it off the list because it’s a certainty |
| Gay of the union |
| Smash |
| I have a pron opportunity |
| It’s Tylenol o’clock |
| “Man you guyssss Claude code is so powerrrrfullll you have no ideaaa what’s coming guyssss ohhhh this is gonna be so devastating to the economy hnggg oh welllll we’re still gonna keep going anyway awww there’s nothing we can do 🙁 🙁 :(“ |
| We have false flags, red herrings, and red flags. We must have a false herring also. Other than being an actual fish, I'd suggest it's also a term for when something is dismissed as a red herring when it's actually real, eh.a clue or explanation that's discounted as "too obvious to be true". |
| Main use now - \n\nGemini \n\n- to get help with software. I am learning a lot of new software these days for film production. Switching softwares used to take ages now takes me hours or days. I ask Gemini for keyboard shortcuts and how to make that app like what I am used to. \n\n- I took a photo of my mom’s 20 year old electric oven and asked it to find spare parts and reference numbers. It did so flawlessly and I’m going to order the parts soon. \n\n- basic recipes using the ingredients I already have at home \n\nClaude \n\n- helps me find supplements\n- has started becoming really helpful in health, helped me with skincare and dermatitis \n- helps me do research for essays that I write for my Substack (I write them but Claude can research books, papers and websites to read, interesting avenues to explore, and I use to steel man my arguments vs counter arguments to make sure I’m not going into a rabbit hole - which happens \n\nChatGPT \n\n- Barely use it, lobotomised, but on one occasion I used it to get a second opinion on a major health thing that Claude detected - by accident. Turns out Claude was right and now doing blood work for a health thing that was latent and undetected so I can have a diagnosis. |
| #DOW 49000 (formerly 50,000) |
| I mean shit, just look at a little thing called "the wheel". |
| I’m a 960 SAT guy. I’m just like you |
| Have been for years but the irrationality may be coming to an end.\n\nMost stocks are still ripping though. |
| I am really worried about the collateral damage when this unwinds. |
| Today was your last chance to sell everything and put whatever remaining money you have into buying your own coal mine. We are going to see 80% drawdowns soon and the only thing worth money will be beautiful clean coal. |
| Hmmmm... To start I don't think I've ever met a single person in my life where if the conversation was brought up, they would try to DENY that human life/biology is simply a miracle. We all know it's a miracle.\n\nThat being said, had you showed this post to someone in the 1800s, they wouldn't even have a concept of "digital memory", and all things considered, the 1800s wasn't that long ago. Who is to say that we don't discover a way to store information in exactly the same way the brain does? Who is to say that the solution to AGI is inherently digital? It could be a frankenstein product repurposing old, real, human brains and manipulating them to store information the way we want to. Sounds dystopian and crazy, sure, but I'm just trying to make the point that you can't look at current technology and wonder "how will AGI run on this?". You have to be thinking about breakthroughs that we haven't made yet. |
| Trump calling for Congress to do something is a 100% certain sign that he doesn't give a shit about it. If he wants something, he just does it and gets what he wants while everyone else fights about whether it's legal.\n\nRemember when he was going to "ask Congress" to stop institutional investing in real estate in order to curb housing prices? The real estate mogul? Asking Congress to stop them from doing that? |
| Alrt guys can someone hype me up to gamble on 690 spy 0DTE |
| Ghey |
| If its true it will be seen . If its not maybe the truth isnt ready to be seen or it not true . Until then live and it will rise with the sun and moon |
| Replace the word “ problem “ with the word “ opportunity “ in all your thoughts \nI have a drinking opportunity |
| Hyperscalers don’t rely on private credit, REITs don’t lever 7–10×, only CoreWeave‑type startups need extreme leverage. CoreWeave’s debt is **customer‑guaranteed**, which is not normal and CoreWeave cannot self‑fund, private credit rejected them. They now have the money to build the Meta HPC datacenter campus so this is bullish for survival but bearish for fundamentals and dangerous for earnings. |
| $SLS looking to break above $5 |
| >we could hope for\n\nNo there are plenty I could hope for\n\nMy question is literally: who else other than Vance is realistic?\n\nJust considering the Republican side of the aisle we have: Hegseth? Patel? Like who the fuck is an option really\n\nLooking at Democrats: are they running Jeffries? Schumer? Fuck no\n\nNewsom? PRITZKER? AOC? I'd support that but most wouldn't \n\nWho is BOTH best AND realistic as an implication to take the reigns next? |
| The only difference between chilis and mcdonalds workers when both take your order and get your food, and refill your drink when asked; but only one gets pissed if you don't leave extra money behind.\n\nAnd it's the person that makes twice as much per year on average. |
| deez Ai stonks is going to go up too much so i should sell. |
| Friend’s wife is mad at me because they got their 7 year old a phone and I said I didn’t wanna text him lmao |
| studies show listening to sabrina carpenter while making dinner improves your mood by 500% |
| THE UNION IS IN THE GREATEST STATE ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN, FRANKLY |
| Nice that's crazy that she's doing it before NVDA earnings, enjoy |
| CRM probably too |
| At a certain level of wealth money stops becoming primary motivation. Sam Altman doesn't own any stock in OpenAI. It's bragging rights. Even in a post labor economy, whatever system exists will heavily reward whoever got us there. |
| Because everyone has puts |
| Data centers and ai are the best we need more ai and data centers. But never says why |
| Make sure turn on WSB state of union live stream comment at 9pm |
| I can't express how many green Shrek dildos will be going up our asses if these businesses get refunded. They will probably get refunded because they are the direct payer of the tariffs. (not china you tards) Now FedEx, Amazon, Costco, ect all paid those tariff but then immediately passed them along to their customers. So they will get to double dip their giant revenue hogs into that tight Treasury vault. Leaps and Lambos, bois. |
| You want us all to die, huh? |
| MODS: Delebed |
| I don’t remember |
| It’s barely off ATH |
| SOTU is going to be so bullish |
| He’s all in. |
| Workday |
| Not after they start charging the actual use costs to run a profit, or load it so full of ads no one wants to use it |
| Actually nobody is |
| SOTU is gonna be about votes. Its about getting votes with Midterms months away. Thats all you need to know about how tonight will go |
| You can put my retard ass down |
| Everyone on this Sub would full port GOOGL if $212 happened... |
| I'm not listening to a 3 hour speech man |
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| Supreme Court bad except for three |
| Funny enough this morning some old lady sat at a red and wasn’t turning. Asswipe in the lifted truck behind her laid on his horn until she was bullied into pulling out into traffic and almost hit a car. Let them honk and make them mad |
| There are no red lights at night🤫 |
| Wow dude, both HP and WDAY below 2022 lows after their earnings today\n\nAbsolute depression in the software industry\n\nIs this dotcom 2.0 for the software stocks? |
| My wife |
| Insider sales, Buffet indicator, Warren buffet himself sitting on the most cash he’s ever held, on top of china de-dollarizing and people moving away from risk assets. This is a setup for a disaster. Not even considering macro events like war and the housing crisis |
| guess you are too stupid to look at a chart |
| brad pitt in fight club slowly becoming the good guy |
| Now’s your chance to get in haha |
| Stripe can't afford PYPL whole nor would they want that albatross. PYPL has some attractive parts—Braintree, stablecoins, but the rest of the business is crap and Stripe is already killing PayPal's merchant and online business unit. |
| Memory got wrecked. Not sure why. MU, WDC, SNDK all took big hits. |
| 🙊 |
| zips up pants |
| CRM and NOW had a good day but now are dropping AH, what happened? |
| Except if earning are good? |
| Roxanne |
| i think tomo is going to be a down day. you're welcome |
| Take a shot every time he says radical left |
| Banbet? |
| ROXANNNNNNNNE |
| No less than 3 |
| Mossad-mandated spy wife |
| Im gonna come |
| Didn't they already decide to use Grok?\n\nLike they plan to use 2 different AI models simultaneously?\n\nLMAO, that will be good\n\n(Or maybe it's just to give 🥭 more image generation credits) |
| CANT WAIT FOR SOTU ZADDY |
| Congrats! Looks completely sustainable. Rinse and repeat. |
| The Fart of the Deal |
| Citron shorts sndk |
| 9.5B FY. Read dude |
| At least Meta and Alphabet have an incredibly profitable ads revenue model so that they can follow this LLM route as a hobby project / hedging their bets. OpenAI going all in with nothing else. |
| Do not come do not come |
| I don't see why you couldn't figure it out on a long enough timescale, We've got a massive head start on knowing the general structure of Neurons and how we can do a simulated digital version, and don't have to worry about genetics while doing vastly more rapid generation cycles.\n\nThat said, creating a working general model that can adapt on the fly and truly learn and retain knowledge outside of a specific trained domain is going to be a bitch and I don't know if the best of the best AI guys actually have a legitimate idea of how they'd even approach it even if given fantastical amounts of compute and time. |
| all of us |
| he trusted that the 100SMA would hold |
| Drinking game |
| AMD to 165\n\nGOOG to 212\n\nMSFT to 480 |
| you dont have to turn on the red light |
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| Sure maybe if you compare it to the last time Trump intentionally tanked the economy in March/April 2025.\n\nHaving a president running pump and dump schemes is not a good thing. |
| Which is why they’re suing the CBP and government. They got a list of these they billed the customer who’ll be wanting their money back and they need to get the money back to pay for it. |
| Yup\n\nWe’ve gotten complacent with all the stress on the economy. There are sooo many red flashing warning signs. Tick tock |
| Agreed. I like that you can force Gemini to keep its answers based on reputable sources.\n\nI do, however, agree that nothing touches Claude for coding. |
| I mean I'm not sure we can get there anytime soon but clearly there are shortcuts. It's the scale of what was essentially random chance where progress was constantly set back and reset vs a "known" path and clearly defined goal. Just look at the timelines of evolution vs the rate of whatever the fuck we have done to dogs. Similarly you can absolutely skip hundreds of millions of years of evolution of flight by developing a plane. \n\nI feel power will be a limiting factor unless we pursue biological computing, but it's something completely in the realm of possibility. It could take 10 years, 100 years, or 1000 I have no clue, but it's a defined problem that can be solved in a much smaller time frame that what it took nature. It's the problem of figuring out how to build a ladder yourself vs the challenge of climbing a million rung ladder where every rung you have to flip a coin and if you get heads you have to restart at the bottom. |
| Only if they were tied up |
| Why 🤔 |
| Bro if you can convince wall at you can reliably get 10% a year you'll have all the money in the world thrown at you, Bernie Maddof style |
| Stopped 90 wars in 90 minutes |
| do you want to pay $40 for your steak dinner at txrh\n\nor 50 for your 2 for 25 at chilis\n\ni dont think so.\n\nart of the deal. |
| State of the Union early preview:\n\n“Country the best. Biden. Many jobs. Too many. Best economy. No inflation. Hoax. 2020. Winning. Lots of winning. Jobs. Obama. Newsom. Fraud.” |
| I have to disagree people like baloney sandwiches. |
| Anybody else ready to open wide tonight and tmrw? |
| mmm\n\nso you are saying that Meta is doing the math wrong/overestimating AMD? Because the way I understand it, this deal gets (really) good for Meta only if AMD goes to $600. |
| How can I bet on the ai bubble burst? |
| Extra tight Huggies |
| Wday is donezo |
| You mean bagova? |
| i never really watched bidens speeches did mfs clap this much?\n\nhe literally pauses and waits for applause after claiming "achievementss" |
| MU might also be in trouble:\n\n[China's CXMT and YMTC to massively expand memory output amid global crunch - Nikkei Asia](https://asia.nikkei.com/business/tech/semiconductors/china-s-cxmt-and-ymtc-to-massively-expand-memory-output-amid-global-crunch) |
| Damn right |
| >Almost nothing happened for 67 [years] \n \nDo you even Neocognitron bro? |
| If u pay me enough I'll pretend to be your friend |
| Dusting off the magic 8 ball to decide my 0dte plays considering I’ve lost control of my life. Also gonna get an 8 ball for the same reason. |
| Don't worry. Same thing will happen tomorrow or the other case where you'll see a huge drop. |
| Finally a good joke in one of these threads |
| Googles got a bad case of erectile dysfunction |
| lol zeta beat and raise for 18th straight quarter after getting crushed for a month and does nothing AH |
| Buy GLD calls ahead of 🥭’s tirade tonight…. Easy 💲 |
| NVO wen ? |
| brother, when did you buy that |
| What the flying fuck happened to MUUUUUU???? My options were up tons and now looks to be underwater!!! What the flying fuuuuuck!!!! |
| “The previously unreported briefing was apparently held in a secure room in Silicon Valley in July 2023” |
| So anyone else here gay? LOL |
| Workday has $2.4B in revenue with a $40B market cap. Atlassian has $6B in revenue with less than $20B market cap. This market is crazy 😂 |
| Can we get this on polymarket? |
| >Whoever gets there first will be an instant monopoly\n\nNope. Even if OpenAI creates AGI, it doesn't stop their competitors from creating another AGI.\n\nYou need a whole new set of assumptions to jump from AGI to monopoly. |
| Maybe, they should have done a secondary when the shares were at $150. |
| workday sucks. over the last few years my company has insisted on using it for more and more everyday tasks. we even have to use it to write and submit peer feedback and self evaluations every quarter now, despite previously having an in-house tool that worked 10x better. |
| Tipping culture in the US is insane. Employers underpay employees and somehow the blame gets turned to the customer leaving a tip. The more countries I visit, the crazier it seems. |
| I use gemini a lot. \n\nMy main use is just a replacement for simple google searches. Previously you searched and then had to look through numerous results for a very simple question. Then google added that frequently asked question / answer thing directly into the search results which sped things up but still that wasn't perfect since it didn't always predict what you wanted to know correctly. Now you can ask a question in google search or gemini and it understands what you are looking for so it can usually provide you with an answer instantly.\n\nThat is my main use.. my other main use as a programmer is kind of the same. Previously you searched through stack overflow / programming documentation / code snippets to solve a problem.. that was what was just a part of being a programmer because no one can remember exactly what code does, especially if you use multiple languages that use the same word for a different meaning. Now you can just ask AI without having to read through tons of documentation yourself.\n\nAI is very good at answering simple straightforward questions which is what I use it for mostly. It gets less reliable when you need it to do multiple steps to get an answer so I almost never do that.\n\nFor example previously I read through [this C# number formatting](https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/standard/base-types/standard-numeric-format-strings) documentation. Even if you don't program just skimming through that a tiny bit makes it very clear that that is not going to be easy to understand for anyone. Now I just ask AI how to format a number in C# in a specific way. I obviously still test whatever it tells me I need to do so I don't just blindly trust it like some people. |
| Massive growth yet weak jobs numbers. |
| Too big to bail. This shit is gonna take everything with it and Taco is regarded enough to think he can fix it by giving Sam Altman your grandma's retirement fund. |
| What are the odds he calls for congress to invest in TAE Technologies, a nuclear fusion company that for some reason merged with Trump Media |
| Bullish |
| Cmon man have some respect for yourself she looks like a pig |
| we were a dead country |
| Oh yeah good point. Thought today was Wednesday |
| The most pro crypto administration ever in history |
| That's just the reflection from his bronzer |
| The seams of the diaper will be full to bursting before he even makes it to the podium |
| Believe it or not. Calls. |
| Because a sell off is exactly what the market expectes now and priced it in. So many others had sold off after earnings, so now the market is conservative in the pre-er run. |
| What should I ask on the WDAY call? |
| I don't think there's a shortage of places you can get a men's haircut for under $20-40 with tip. That's on you if you're going somewhere that charges that much |
| https://preview.redd.it/xdnhon0qkilg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67c8f06eaf6a7d2d46921e786293802b285b865e |
| Guess you didn’t buy the recent dip |
| How high can BITI still go? |
| NFLX running |
| But SOTU is today and that's tomorrow |
| Over under 3.5 pedoshids? |
| Let them have it... this company was worth a quarter as much on it's own. \n\n$90B will buy you a lotta content... |
| > Okay but who other than Vance?\n\nThat's the neat part, there's nobody. Every remaining R candidate is either a fall down drunk (Hegseth) a fucking idiot (RFK) a loser whose only personality trait is Not Being Trump (DeSantis) or a sycophant who doesn't have anything to do or say without hiding behind someone else (Miller). 2028 is looking to be a Republican implosion and I'm here for it. |
| Stand alone. This brutal ass winter has us looking at a lot of changes but honestly I'm happy with it overall. First step is getting a good forest maintenance plan done because I'm not gonna buy 6 cords a year when we have acres of forest doing nothing. Been very impressed with every forester we've talked to so far so nothing but respect for y'all. |
| Knew I should have bought Workday puts. My company uses it and it’s fucking terrible. |
| If Blue Owl wouldn’t fund them, I’m not sure who will. Maybe, they should ask Ally Bank. Ally loves subprime loans from Carvana, this should be a sweet deal too. |
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| Just remember, we still have an economy only because 🥭 saved 300 million people from fentanyl deaths. |
| 90 deals in 90 days |
| yeah, because trump has aura |
| No. Its my first time on Reddit/Social Media and im not sure what to talk about yet |
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| So let me get this straight: it’s impossible to find a job, if you find a job you won’t be paid fairly, if you find a job it’ll likely be taken by AI, if you don’t find a job you can’t work. So how is this good for the economy exactly that we have to inflate credit card debt for the consumer for them to be able to make commonplace purchases? Just my opinion, I think there’s a big rotation coming, I’d sit on cash for a little bit. Best of luck and I hope all your ports are mega fucking green |
| That's kind of like comparing the cost of a cup of water with a glass of whiskey. |
| AI is now critical infrastructure. National level importance. Usa will invest everything into this technology to be dominant even if they lose trillions. Its like doing a war, you lose on paper but in the long run you win big. |
| How times do you guys reckon el presidente will shid pant during his 2 hr long tirade tonight? Thats a long time, Im sure there will be some heated moments where thoughts of Sleepy Joe take over his mental facilities and the dam bursts. |
| I’ve got $100 for whoever leaves the best Chewbacca impression on my voicemail.\n\nThat’s it. No forms. No signup. No app download.\nJust call (704) 817-9929, do your best Wookiee roar, and hang up.\n\t•\tMax 15 seconds\n\t•\tOne entry per person\n\t•\tKeep it clean\n\t•\tDeadline: March 3rd\n\t•\tWinner announced: March 3rd\n\nI’ll pick the best one based on commitment, creativity, and how much it makes me laugh.\n\nIf you’ve ever wanted to scream like a space bear into a stranger’s phone for money… this is your moment 🐻 |
| hey retard look at the year chart they already won |
| What happened to the memory squeeze... |
| First class ticket on the Titanic |
| Imagine being a 25 year old analyst clicking some buttons in Palantir so your boss can put together a report for Tim Apple |
| NVDA over $200 Thursday means Jensen will be signing Sydney Sweeney's tits (on pay per view) |
| NFLX just end this shit, take the breakup fee and run |
| I had 50 qqq 608p 0dte that I had bought 3-4 hours before close at around 0.66 cost basis. I kept on kicking myself for holding after it hit 607.5 and then 607 only to see it bounce back up. \n\n\nIt finally hit 607 again about 30 minutes before close and I felt like it would finally break further down but thought nope, not going to risk a red day so I sold for around 64% profit. Glad I didn't end up holding.\n\n\nSorry for your luck though. Id be just as pissed if it kept going down and I sold for profit. You win some and lose some. Just win more than you lose! |
| Really looking forward to watching a bunch of rabid animals that drool on themselves watch the same thing then interpret it completely opposite of one another just for the love of the game. |
| https://preview.redd.it/susrjf3ekilg1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=642a0e0509bcae185ea36c0b3e67184a9ee81538 |
| To live\n\nYou must die again\n\nTo be free\n\nYou must let all pass behind you |
| >Part of the whole deal here is that there's HEAVY sampling bias. Yes it's amazing but a prerequisite for us being able to observe that at all is being here and living in the first place and having the capacity for abstract thought.\n\nI'm intrigued by this, but I'm not sure I get what you're saying. Can you say ELi10?\n\n>The siren song that "eliminate human overhead" sings to finance bros.\n\nAh, yes of course. So, madness it is? |
| apple wtf |
| It’s ok about ur smol pp, think of it instead like a large clit |
| 11% erect |
| Bought 682 0dte for 70 at open, sold for 78 👍 |
| Imagine being so bad at playing the stock market that you just sit on wallstreetbets shit posting about how 🥭 is ruining everything for you |
| lol @ PayPal bers |
| Calls on copper |
| Fun fact:\n\nCommerce Secretary Lutnick's company (run by his sons so he is "divested") has massively invested in insurance options that pay out when companies like FedEx get a refund from these tariffs.\n\nThey paid 20 cents on the dollar for it, and when these companies get refunded, they'll make returns of 4-5x. \n\nTotally coincidence right guys!?!?!? |
| I think I will buy more LRCX |
| Is anyone playing SMR? Got beat down pretty hard until today. |
| Alright NFLX DO NOT raise the bid!! Just take the $2.8B and walk away |
| It probably will. |
| How heavy are those bags |
| This WDAY guy keeps talking and my PUTS keep printing. |
| seeing the background giving me flashbacks of having to stand at parade rest during events\n\ndont lock those knees! |
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| 🥭 will still be trying to convince the country that this is the greatest economy in history three hours into the SoTU. I expect us to hear the word tariff about 87 times. |
| If you zoom out on spx using the 1m chart, it looks like Orange's signature |
| Rename to Rektday |
| 💦🍑 |
| Know who isn’t going to need or use Workday? \n\n**AI**\n |
| Poppin zits and sucking tits |
| Before I get banned for 5 days, I want to gift this to you 🦧 |
| Fun fact:\n\nCommerce Secretary Lutnick's company (run by his sons so he is "divested") has massively invested in insurance options that pay out when companies like FedEx get a refund from these tariffs.\n\nThey paid 20 cents on the dollar for it, and when these companies get refunded, they'll make returns of 4-5x. \n\nTotally coincidence right guys!?!?!? |
| he is gona change it, he is gonna say "The state of the union is HOTTTTT" |
| Stop now, take a breather |
| These data centers companies will never raise your utility prices\n\n"These pacts are voluntary and non-binding..."\n\n🤣 |
| Derisking from trillion dollar companies with recession proof balance sheets. |
| 1000 years ago you would be burned at the stake for claiming God doesn't exist. Relax |
| > LLM pathway is never going to lead to AGI, there's hundreds of papers indicating that it's a dead-end. \n \nFrom the bottom of my soul, thank you for understanding this. So few people do, and it makes me feel absolutely insane hearing them talk about a glorified spell checker like it's Data from Star Trek. |
| Just doing it for the love of the game? |
| Kelly |
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| tomorrow will be flat flat flat all the way to next week fuck your calls and fuck your puts thank you |
| Unironically fair enough |
| **Job Application: please list personal references, no supervisors**\n\nMe with no friends: *fuck...* |
| Good analysis |
| What? It's down 0,22% AH |
| >Warner Bros: Paramount boosts bid to $31/shr in cash. Paramount proposal could lead to superior bid. $WBD\n\n$31 is below market expectations, which were in the $32-34 range. That deal is dead, gg Netflix. |
| Check out the photo of 🥭 and sheinbaum on the NYT website. Dude's face looks copper plated. |
| a price surge for ants |
| to be honest, was limp before then 😞 |
| MM |
| NVDA WATCH PARTY BEHIND THE WENDYS DUMPSTERS\n\nFREE BLOWIES |
| Someone give me 2 reasons why NVDA won’t sell off any earnings pump (we all know there’ll be a beat and raise) |
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| Fear mongering at its finest |
| Look at gay little Saylor trying to get enough people to care about his dead currency that he can short squeeze it back up. We see you. Sorry bro, you are cooked! No one cares about pedocoin anymore L0L. There are very few rich pedophiles here, we arent the target audience anymore Im afraid. |
| yeah |
| Any EXK er players? |
| no you won't lol these lies never work out. either it goes up and you curse the lord or it goes down and you say just one more time... thanks for the chuckle though |
| Ewj? |
| Keep a close eye, and always be ready to dump ass into fixed income |
| It's funny, because non-educated previously non-voting individuals are what put Trump in in the first place. |
| I hear they are looking for people at the Puerto Vallarta, Mexico location. |
| Alcohol poisoning is a thing |
| Market completely regarded lovebombing shit EM stocks lmao |
| So? |
| lol fundamentals in 2026 |
| Tapple my ring hole and finger me side ways. |
| No. Because then you panick sell and lose your arse twice! |
| because that's like 20 years away.\n\npersonally, I think we should just arm Taiwan with nukes and see if China is really willing to commit suicide |
| Read the full breakdown man |
| Thanks |
| No need to brag |
| You don't usually order "whatever makes sense"? |
| I bought puts because the pedo lover has an amazing gift to fuck everything when he talks! |
| u pay fees on the short tho, so its an automatic loss |
| 🍆 |
| I hear ur pp is smol |
| Hope they don't match and take the breakup fee while their competitor sinks with the weight of this new anvil. |
| Possibly dragging Adobe down the cliff. |
| Idk |
| hurry up already |
| My buddy Keith. He once tried to win a drinking contest by putting on a Foley catheter, so he didn't have to take bathroom breaks, but didn't know how to put it on and inflated the balloon on his prostate. The Urologist called all his students to show his MRI, crazy stuff. \n\nAnyways, he's what Americans need. |
| Hell yeah |
| # LOOKS LIKE MSFT PUTS ALREADY PRINTING |
| Tomorrow imma be like wooooooo (or alternatively, imma be like nooooooooo). |
| Wall street is surfing the vibe bro, chillax! It‘s only about not being the bag-holder. |
| I have no idea how they hope to recoup that money. |
| Better luck next time, pardner |
| Crwv Donnie gonna talk about data centers |
| Wow, right after his dogshit SPAC merged with that nuclear fusion company that is selling a product that doesn’t exist 🙂 |
| Swore I just saw this, but Timmy's name was different |
| Sydney Sweeney will blow me before spy hits 700 |
| The calls I bought yesterday already up 100% letting them ride because I’m a regard. |
| Her: "This house is beautiful and under our budget" \nMe: "It's in Cairo, IL." |
| My port is perfectly delta/gamma hedged most of the time and only gets cooked on fake days like today where they just steal value from every single option holder and use that to prop the fake market. |
| "People are saying our economy is the hottest economy in the world" |
| Yep. It's for the kill bots that defend their bunkers |
| [Enrique Lores](https://www.tipranks.com/experts/insiders/enrique-lores) coming in to overhaul it is huge |
| Sorry about ur smol pp |
| How nice of Xinnie the Pooh bear to do this. Hope Timmy at least said thank you |
| 1929 |
| In my ass |
| funny nflx is pumping because they might not buy WBD now |
| Maybe he should shave and not wear assless chaps to the bear bar. |
| Please don't, but I'm laughing my ass off. |
| It’s just chipotle with lamb. Bfd |
| >"mods dont delebe this"\n\nAhh ol' tried and true |
| SPY banged off 677 twice in the past 40 days. Even when NVDA hit $171. I can't tell the future but I'm thinking your odds are low. |
| What date & strike price? |
| Crude inventories skyrocket. Hormuz closure prep maybe? |
| If Spy doesn't open at 700 I am done for. |
| What to buy? |
| "Tim Apple"\n\nWelcome, regard |
| that seems big enough that it's gonna go kaboom on all of us |
| Would be too small to see |
| No the top is supposed to come in the bottom |
| Comment below me has smol pp |
| My $20 subscription today works worse than the free subscription from GPT4 in 2024. The LLM is either degrading or they have too many geniuses cooking in the backend. It's objectively less useful.\n\nI cancelled my subscription late last year. |
| Their proposed cash burn is 10x that revenue. |
| Most people don’t understand just how fucking tenuous this all is. They see an earnings beat and they buy - thinking they’re getting a discount after the dumps recently.\n\nThis is the last good AI earnings. Just need to time my puts right. |
| Even if they don’t win the bidding war.. they get a 2.8 billion dollar breakup fee.. \n\nWarner Bros. Discovery says Paramount raised its bid to $31 per share https://www.cnbc.com/2026/02/24/warner-bros-discovery-paramount-higher-bid-netflix.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard\n\nAnd then still have the cash they need to continue the stock purchase program. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ew7cc8fljilg1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c750d4e42b4e5e0383ebf5eec79df0f5a0be0e29 |
| Yes. |
| I say it every time my portfolio goes down, in order to reassure myself |
| Big rally coming tomorrow |
| Fuck em up Donnie. 650 open |
| If I buy 1 share and short 1 do i basically never win or lose? |
| I disagree. Segway totally missed the market with many mistakes: \n\n- the form factor (wheels side by side instead of inline takes up too much space)\n- the complexity (self-balancing is a kid's project now, but was cutting edge then - and isn't even necessary since an inline scooter just balances itself and steers with the handlebars) \n- the speed and maneuverability (Segway is slow and ungainly while the customer's ideal e-scooter is balls out dangerous) \n- the cost was way too high, of course\n\nIt turns out people really just wanted a big motor and battery strapped to a regular scooter. \n\nAnd the translation to AI is that there are also going to be good AI products, but they will also be scooters to Segways. Cheap, nimble, specific purpose. General purpose agents will likely be a failure, while translation, data extraction, and expert systems will shine. \n\nUnlike the hyperscalers, my instinct is that the AI future will be on-prem, quantized models targeting specific tasks. Not this massive cloud datacenter foolishness. |
| Absolute garbage stock and tool. Software has been getting obliterated for months on end. You would have to be brain dead to throw even a dollar at this. |
| Bought back into oklo at $80 and my bags are getting heavy. I have much regret. |
| Gonna take a shot everytime 🥭 says Biden or sleepy joe. |
| Basically all the data that’s came out regarding the economy the past 3 years has been fake and you trust their numbers? |
| Nenarded |
| 🥭 speaking at 2am my time so i get to wake up to my calls absolutely dumpstered |
| one of the special guests in the gallery tonight will be an alien |
| He's as likely to announce new datacenters will run on new clean beautiful BITCOIN, before wandering into sunset. We are all ears. |
| So SPY 650 instead? |
| Same |
| New drinking game, take a shot every time he outright lies.\n\nBetter have a fucking a few 66 oz bottles.... |
| I commend all of you retards that will withstand the verbal braincell-killing diarrhea that will be the sotu. I will wait for the cliff notes |
| Drive up bids --> dump on competitor --> scoop up in the bankruptcy in 5 years |
| I hope 🥭 starts twerking |
| Next 3 months |
| Makes it all even less worth it. |
| We putting money on 🥭 whipping out his wiener on live tv tonight? |
| So the play is to merge into consumer electronics. If not, this aint going to be good... |
| Claude Balls |
| What I maybe need to explain better is, when gold was low every oz they dug they lost money, for a while they barely made enough to break even, then they could almost cover full operations profitably, they had a load of debt to pay off after that. Mines existed for decades just barely scraping by, hoping diesel expenses stayed below gold so they could keep the lights on. Hence 1000% going from pauper to stupid profitable. \n\n \nToday, they are so far on the other side of that curve, just ignore the pre-2025 years, this is all about where your gold prediction is, and a leveraged play on that. |
| Yesterday was a huge overreaction. Discount |
| I had small caps that went -5% er ah but +20% next day afternoon. Maybe there is hope (idk about zeta though, just talking in general) |
| But they pinky promised! |
| In no world an I 5x up on 100k and I don't cut like 80% or more lol |
| Adjusted for inflation? |
| “Economy healthiest it’s ever been” |
| Watch NFLX have a +10% day after I sold on a yuge loss, tale as old as time LMAO |
| More investment money is just as likely to result in AGI as more Christians praying is likely to result in the return of Jesus.\n\n\nAnd if either one did happen, no one would know for sure because everyone has a different definition of what AGI or the return of Jesus would be. It's all vibes.\n\n\nMy mind's not open to religious faith. |
| My netflix calls are begging for paramount to win and pay them that sweet 2.8 billion fee. Easy money for netflix. |
| I can make back my losses, just one more trade |
| Stop focusing so much on SOTU and focus more on NVDA earnings |
| Rapid Onset Adult Retardation or R.O.A.R. |
| we will rebuild |
| random guy online invented best method , shorting btc to hedge . like having puts that never lose money |
| NVDA will triple expectations and be all sunshine and rainbows and shit. But it will still get instantly sold off by all algorithms for -10%. This will dump the main indexes, which will trigger the panic algorithms to sell all their other positions, which will lead to a massive market crash. SPY will bleed to 500 this year. All because NVDA decided to have an earnings report. If you don’t want your stock to go down, don’t have earnings reports. |
| I have to use their portal twice a year at work for HR horseshit and it sucks ass, poots! |
| He has an extremely punchable face |
| Biden. |
| If things turn bad we can reinforce the wall with unsold GPU - AI chips.\n\nThe CEO of Philips survived a suicide from the 7th floor in Eindhoven many years ago thanks to the inventories accumulated under the office building. |
| Why is the dad from Wonder Years speaking for them? |
| Bought puts cause I got a bunch of workday training awaiting me after changing employer. Screw that garbage smh. |
| SPY will be at 680-687 literally forever now. Source: Trust me bro I feel it |
| NVDA will crush earnings but will drop 15% anyways |
| Nope oversized suit |
| > At what point do we step back and admit that life on earth, including human life, is a goddamned miracle?\n\nPart of the whole deal here is that there's HEAVY sampling bias. Yes it's amazing but a prerequisite for us being able to observe that at all is being here and living in the first place and having the capacity for abstract thought.\n\n> And so I wonder, what is actually compelling people to look at a human being, in all of its nearly incomprehensible complexity and beauty, and say, "I can make that myself."\n\nThe siren song that "eliminate human overhead" sings to finance bros. |
| Long awaited SPY 700 tomorrow after hours. |