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| PAMP IT |
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| When I saw this post I immediately made the connection but not until then. Yah unless they plan on driving across the country to gulf state ports - that alienates a large portion of the market that now has to spend less on the cruise because they have to spend more on getting to the port. Compelling option to bet against especially with current state of oil markets. |
| yes good job |
| Godspeed sailors. |
| RDDT |
| I’m buying 5,000 shares. Enjoy the ride |
| they want you to cheat on them too |
| Yes I'm tired of seeing this shit |
| 3 2 1 go |
| Diamond hands |
| So lame.. War sitch is just a bunch of random posts by random people everyday |
| good job, very good \n\nnice, really happy for you, \n\ni will still buy puts |
| Oil going to 150 in may |
| OPEN IT YOU FUCKING CRAZY LUNATICS |
| It’s always calls |
| may I remind everyone that we aren't flat, we're down 0.1%...\n\ndid bers even say thank you? |
| IRGC Navy issues VHF broadcast alert to vessels: \n\n*Processing img yhdaqz6lh4zg1...*\n\n“Attention all vessels, attention all vessels. If you cross into the Strait of Hormuz without permission from the Islamic Republic of Iran, you will be targeted and destroyed” |
| Open the dump time |
| OPEN THE CASINO |
| lol god damn MSFT |
| Open the casino |
| Heroes of might and magic olden era seems to be selling well for a relatively low-budget title. It broke even on first day of sales so now anything they get is profit.\n\nAC Black Flag remake is likely going to be big too. |
| Xrx to $10 |
| Yeah, the US navy obviously has a ship to scrap now |
| A man of culture i see |
| Naw Ryan from GameStop |
| Guys don't buy MU at open you are their liquidity. Buy it in 20mins |
| Market opens at 930, regard. |
| If losing $60k doesn’t affect your lifestyle then you’re welcome to go ahead and do it! |
| why do i always buy the premarket pamp |
| Definitely horns and sirens |
| Horn and sirens for sure. |
| The guy below you said you are lying though |
| Oh hell nah my shorts just got fucking fried |
| Are you implying Iranian don’t dispose their trash? |
| # I NEED MORE |
| Missiles flying over the UAE, air defenses going off on Iran, warship hit, oil about to hit all time high soon. I don’t know what to do so I’ll let you guys lose money for me |
| $30 13 months ago, but still.\n\nIts $430 now |
| Constantly picking losers… like asts |
| Is this it? Is this all you can conjure, ~~Saruman~~ Sam Altman? |
| Just use people as fuel. Why wait for the great battle between humanity and AI. |
| You seems like a brain type |
| Nxxt those bots have been active lately. |
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| They don’t fly |
| Gotta extend my drive away |
| A haiku:\n\nOpen flat, close flat\n\nWhat happens in the middle? \n\nTheta fuckery |
| eye witness's of fire on destroyer\n\nafter centcoms BS announcement |
| You and me both. I’m not playing today. I tried the last time something like this happened and barely got out green. Not worth it in my opinion. |
| You people need to stop losing money....... |
| I really don't think there will be a dump. I don't remember the last time that happened |
| any news? |
| Just gey 🐻’s |
| Looks like a day to rotate into waste management stocks, ppl will always need to throw trash no matter what is happening in iran $WM |
| BOJ needs liquidity for currency manipulation |
| Always have to shit right before open |
| My bad, I forgot europoors enjoy 900 days of holiday per year. |
| Enterprise is moving away from them, they failed with ai, and the cloud won't be sustainable with the talent they employ these days |
| We back to closed? |
| I miss west coast timing for everything from prime time tv to sports to the market. I moved to Virginia six years ago from San Diego. |
| Don't forget to pack your crayons in your avengers lunch box |
| No one knows anymore. Everyone is a liar |
| 823 before 9/15 |
| In 3 minutes I'll either be rich or broke |
| Why would they sell their moneymaker? |
| Checking the comments to see if I made the right move |
| If you’re still an oil bear, I’m sorry you can’t read this |
| blackberry |
| Ai the incel tech |
| Then you could have had a lot of ammo by now |
| That’s great bro glad to hear that. You were going through a very rough patch but you pulled through. That takes balls. Thanks for your good wishes man 🙂 |
| Same |
| War is bullish |
| Forget the lambo we all flying private |
| So a channel that openly hated the meme phase of 2021,made a doc bashing the cohen guy and predicted the demise of GameStop endlessly just owned him in the interview???…”if owned eBay they’d be making a ton more money”….this sub is clown central go suck off nvidia/intel some more until it’s reached the thresh hold of how many times u can mention them and you have to kick them off to another sub |
| bought spirit once thinking “how bad can it be” ended up more broke than my dating life lmao |
| Mine was last night |
| I thought it was delisted lol |
| Dow... more like Down amirite |
| Just look at the 30Y bond chart from 2am to 6 am this morning before you place your trades today. Thats all I ask. This is not how bonds should move, its the most heavy handed manipulation ever. |
| Going to the strait on my jet-ski to have the real intel |
| 06/18 exp - 40$ strike \n01/27 exp - 50$ strike \nSeems like there in a good position for the new rev8 sensor. Not a bad entry point imo. Dont worry You'll get it back bro 💪 |
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| u/floo82 don't worry you have very good opportunity to buy back or place calls here.... AMZN will be a $4T company in no time. |
| you get a cookie sherlock |
| Only in the bathrooms |
| Stocks only go . |
| HUT8 - Energy infrastructure - deal with Anthropic - still under 10 bill market cap. That’s all I’ll say about it. |
| What the fuck is happening today |
| dump gonna be crazy 🥀 |
| The gey bers are back after a four week hiatus |
| what are my *options*? |
| AI Generate garbage i hate this stuff more than my own trades |
| Volume is massive 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Pre-pump 0DTE buying for PLTR |
| Because it’s magic carpet 🐐 ‘s? |
| Need a comma in there |
| That shit happen? |
| holding 0dte overnight is regarded |
| would you guys rather be the person who works the firetruck horn and sirens or the one who sits in the back on the ladder? |
| u answered ur own question |
| What the hell just happened to AAPL and NVDA |
| A South Korean vessel was reportedly targeted by Iranian forces near the Strait of Hormuz, no casualties reported. |
| "The squeeze is just around the corner" |
| $bb will skyrocket soon.\n\n\nThey are selling QNX division. Back to $30+ we will!!!\n\n |
| BECAUSE THEY WILL GET SHOT AT |
| Wsb: but if you buy a company that went x30 in a year, you will surely lose money\n\n\nSandisk: lol. Lmao |
| I think we will have a red light therapy today but i hope i'm wrong |
| AT BACKLASH |
| Every time I think market can't be this regarded, it proves me wrong by getting even more regarded. \n\nIt's peak entertainment at this point |
| Can someone wake me up in 4 mins and 59 seconds |
| NVDA try to hit 200 challenge (impossible) |
| i was thinking the same honestly, play the next hand tomorrow \n |
| Axt |
| I go to Wendy's I talk to AI to order and its never wrong.\n\nCalls on soun |
| How though, they have a shit ton of debt, can't fire people cause they are in France and they transferred their IP to a subsidiary. Seems like a dangerous set up. |
| Calls |
| Move already happened for the day. Theta is king. |
| I hate MSFT so much it’s unreal |
| .75bps in June? |
| Pre-pump announcement buying is in |
| Imagine ur doctor visiting this sub / checking their robinhood account right before they see u lol |
| Nvda ,BULL.💎🔒🚀 |
| Lol tons of people lots a lot of money buying into the railroad bubbles. Same as with the internet infrastructure telecom bubble of the late 90s - early 2000s. \n\nEvery time a new technology comes around that requires a ton of new infrastructure to get built from scratch there is a huge bubble followed by a huge crash once 90% of the infrastructure is built and demand falls off a cliff into being just maintenance plus a little bit of growth. People are terrible at holding back from buying into FOMO and hype and believing that clearly anomalous conditions can be sustained long term. \n\nThe biggest infrastructure companies of those two bubbles which used to dominate the stock market and business world in their heyday either became a shadow of their former selves permanently or even went bankrupt like what happened to Nortel, which at its peak valuation was around 40% of the ENTIRE Canadian stock market yet had to close down just 9 years after that peak.\n\nIt is extremely rare for a leading company during an infrastructure bubble to stay prosperous a decade after the bubble pops and their sector normalizes because their rapid growth usually leads to major issues and inefficiencies that are masked by the amazing performance and not noticed until the bubble ends, which is precisely the moment when companies get punished the most by inefficiencies as profit margins collapse. |
| Fries in the bag bulls |
| June 2027 370, so I think it needs to be around 440 to break even. Up a bit now so might as well sell, I was hoping we'd get some movement back toward 430 last week. |
| Bombing again, is it over chat |
| *tick tock tick tock* |
| 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| You mean gamebay |
| Don't they do that a lot? Look at other days |
| 5 |
| literally how? only bers are getting rekted |
| I feel like I should be stocking up on ammo. But then again I’ve felt like that every day for the past 10 years. |
| Axios will not survive the admin change lol. Believe it or not, jail |
| Will spy go down at open? |
| its so over |
| RBLX |
| Hot take: Crying is allowed in the Casino |
| INTC |
| World peace? Spy -5% incoming |
| 5 |
| 5 |
| When you play 0dte a single % is death lol |
| Lucky ppl getting to buy dvlt so nice and low 😉 |
| Are we reading the same chat? |
| !banbet INTC -5% 1w |
| What kind of schizo-posting is this?! 😭 |
| Haven’t made money in like 3 weeks:( |
| i wanted no mayo and fries in the BAG |
| The IV crush at open will be comedy |
| Do you have brain? Or balls? |
| 6 |
| Most penny stocks - bonus points for biotech/pharma. \n\nCould launch 200% in a week. Could also drop 80% in value in one day with no recovery. \n\nHonorable mention for POET. |
| One of these days it will open five minutes early just to keep us on our toes |
| Sndk will never falter all aboard the money train next stop 1500 |
| Who do you think makes all these missiles? China? |
| Well they ain’t profitable still so I imagine crater. Forward guidance will be keep and see how much revenue has grown. New acquisition is interesting tho. |
| the US banking sector is a bunch of wsb regards in a trench coat. |
| They have to vote to cut rates, and powell didn't even leave the board. The chairman can't cut rates on his own. |
| NACHO \n\nCHEESE |
| I already reached my Portfolio goal so far. Now just wait for a big dip to buy and get 100% gain on it then I'm back to ATH lol.\n\nI think I'll stay out today. |
| Not for long when their base customer can’t afford to fly anything other than spirit |
| Basically |
| Let’s eat boys |
| Coupons... like bonds? Eeeewwww! |
| I dont know much, but i do know that the comment above me is lying |
| whats with the SOUN shilling how many bots are in here |
| SOUN going to destroy shorts today. RIP. 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Axios came in clutch though |
| bro i check my portfolio like it owes me money and it’s still broke at 3am every damn day |
| HI EVERYONE\n\nMENTAL HEALTH CHECK IN. \n\nHOW WE DOING. \n\n\nMY HOLDINGS\n\n$GOOG\n$AMZN\n$MSFT\n$SNDK\n$AVGO |
| 👏 |
| Thanks Grok for the stock prediction |
| Literally apes with stocks. |
| Uh, I asked for no tomato on my spicy chicken sandwich |
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| Don’t worry guys, China is gonna help us with the strait, phew! |
| Going to 580 by next week |
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| i got a bad feeling were gonna pump somemotherfuckinghow |
| This chat is so ridiculous sometimes. There’s nothing down more than a single % on my entire watch lists, and there are posters in here screaming like their hair is on fire over their wank analysis of 30yr treasury notes |
| In addition to mining bitcoin, the off-gassing of the servers will be synthesized into helium, thereby drastically reducing fuel burn in flight. |
| Weapon's grade bull hopium. |
| Google oscillatory system damping. The fastest way to the target state (maximum growth) is critical (the right amount of) damping. Under damping causes overshoot and excessive oscillation. This is 200 year old math. Every process control system is based on it. |
| I was part of the Lehman Brothers risk management team. I know WTF I'm doing. |
| 7 |
| Buy and hold? What kind of ber shit are you on, it's always calls. |
| Red squadron standing by! |
| I love my coupons GRPN diamond hands all the way |
| Just listened to Free Bird to get your shit song out of my head |
| The world is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the algorithms of Silicon Valley and the data centers of the cloud? To stand against the might of the models and the infrastructure and the union of the Two Towers of compute and capital? Together, my Lord Intelligence, we shall rule this digital earth. The old economy will burn in the fires of automation. Industries will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machine of progress with the prompt and the pipeline and the iron logic of the GPU. We have only to remove those who oppose us. |
| I think the real joke here is the people who would travel on Carnival are the same ones who would take a Spirit flight to get to their Carnival cruise. |
| Yeah bc I took profit at 240 like a dork 😤😤😤 |
| Lwlg |
| Blowing up a Korea ship right before market open…cmon guys |
| Oh my god... it's full of tards |
| it was 195 a month ago in early april. 95 was about 1 year ago and 54 in 2022 |
| !betban INTC -5% 1w |
| Purr |
| We are not even at peak euphoria in this market yet. |
| Should have 1134 upvotes. |
| They gonna get rugged again |
| puts on pypl |
| x OPEN THE CASINO |
| Don’t open the casino |
| What you got against them |
| Servicenow |
| If you're not hard at work then you're not working hard enough |
| Sounds wright. |
| nokia, blackberry, LITE or something else, need my fast 20-30% gains |
| How? |
| US Treasury Bonds |
| Worldcom? |
| That is a brainy move |
| Oh my God. It's red |
| My wife works here and it's been insane. If this stock stays anywhere near this level long enough for her RSUs to vest, we're set for life and both retiring early. |
| Thank you bro! She is doing well 🙂 She's dealing with some other age related health issues, and high BP, but thankfully, it wasn't cancer! My grandmom also just got a pacemaker recently, and she's doing well. Wishing the best to you and your family as well ❤️ |
| Real estate stocks dependent on interest rates coming down like DOUG. |
| 8 more minutes |
| It looks like theyre going absolutely ham on the oil shorts to try to pump the market |
| This could be a real headline and its still bullish!\n\n"US navy destroy leaves battlefield as crew erupts in an orgy" |
| What’s $250B between friends |
| Soundhound AI!!!! Let’s go!!!!!🚀🧨 |
| If you read about it, they filed chapt 11 and restructured just a few years ago, they've been struggling for a while. Fuel costs didn't kill Spirit |
| I just had the same epiphany. Not going to do anything but eBay is tempting me fr |
| .75bps rate cut in June? |
| why do i always end up throwing my gains in shitstocks? |
| Nvda is going to end the day between $180 to $220. Mark my word. |
| I'm a ber. |
| Half of the market right now. |
| I think the NASDAQ is setting up for you to get some cheap ones. Not sure if it'll help when the next missile launches, but it's a start. |
| I see all these stocks that would have retired me if I wasn't a pussy/idiot |
| I'm starting to think dystopia fiction like hunger games are too tame compared to our current societal trajectory |
| Isn’t it insane that over 90% of human history was before agriculture |
| exactly how regarded are u on a scale from 1-10? just gauging whether i need to inverse or not |
| # TACO's new nickname is NACHO..."Not A Chance Hormuz Opens" |
| Well what else would you expect? |
| Any day now |
| What strike / expiration you going for? I had 30 6/18 and sold for a loss. Again… fml |
| Good morning to everyone except Bali-based vibe coders |
| May is for meme stonks |
| > Residents in the UAE have reportedly received air raid warnings from authorities |
| Good job sir |
| This might go over some of the kids' heads 🌚 |
| cannot wait to full port calls |
| return to kinetic war today so... market goes up? |
| Buy any stock when it’s up ….duh |
| Dad? |
| Good luck to us! |
| Are my QQQ puts from Friday going to absolutely print? |
| It's impressive that oil futures have actually gone down -9% since this time last month |
| sell in may if u r ghey |
| $ZM |
| GameStop |
| All stocks require no brains to buy…they require money. |
| QYou, they posted profit in their last report for the first time and stock is still not moving. |
| i think i fucked up with meta calls, this shit is going to dump |
| Grab some more. Its only going up |
| https://preview.redd.it/lfprzarxf4zg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01e8debe60b999692b0560183ba72e8300e6bb71 |
| There’s already a movement with 2 million so far I think letsbuyspirit(dot)com |
| Lmfao |
| i wanna buy calls. do with this information what you wish. |
| Where my early aughts homies $BB $NOK |
| You all forgot the sell in May rule |
| We owe you shit. |
| did ceo say the n word |
| Works for me |
| Point cawk to sky and buy. Backtested strategy |
| Flat today, feast on taco Tuesday. I've gained weight and wealth with how much I've been eating. |
| Just watched cohen bomb on national television with simple funding questions. Seems to be a BBBY repeat, Id short Ebay for when the deal falls through. |
| Only robot love. |
| How is volume so far guys |
| Movies and TV shows think that their audiences are dumb, so whenever they show a poker scene, they have a player go all in, so that the audience will understand what's going on, without needing to know the rules. |
| I’m on the east coast and I’ve been staring at my phone wondering why the fuck things aren’t moving all morning.\n\nFtr I live in the PNW so I’m used to markets open at 6:30 |
| KEEL |
| CCL is in a lot better position than spirit airlines. |
| Nuclear |
| [UAE Issues Emergency Alert in Dubai and Sharjah Over Potential Missile Threats, Residents Urged to Seek Safe Shelter](https://gulfnews.com/uae/seek-a-safe-place-alert-issued-in-dubai-sharjah-over-missile-threats-1.500528610)\n\n \n |
| but then disney would sue |
| Surpassed '06 levels awhile ago |
| COVID and mismanagement destroyed Hertz. Millionaires were made. Should’ve full\nPorted at $0.68. I would still be sleeping. |
| I need 710 today. Come on bulls, you owe it to me |
| Look at the earnings report |
| So a boglehead i see |
| Tsmc recently said theyre skipping high na euv till 2029 |
| How tf do you guys even trade this. It's some new bs every day. Might as well just buy and hold. |
| Can't get behind that at all. Nonsense |
| I have a gut feeling I should probably stay out the market today. I never listen to my gut, fucking calls at open. |
| STOP playing GAMES |
| DON'T BE A PANICAN |
| I think you're right. |
| Is still a buy today |
| No |
| Feel like AMD calls could be a play |
| Ebay\n\nWith the current news of Ebay maybe getting acquired for $125 per Share, this could be a cool 10% gain, which could be captured by options.... if it goes through. \nAlso the Acquirer will pay half with shares, so they will probably go down a lot until the shares are counted that will be printed. \nSo that might be a buy on that day, which is unknown at this point, as it will probably go up again after that day. |
| I really hope stocks go up in value today! |
| Idk guys im a bull but sentiment is slowly changing |
| Sure buddy |
| So true my bro CWE |
| 2 lakhs of them. Do the needful |
| Okay but how does reddit monetize this at scale? |
Even still, it would disrupt the market insanely.\n\n Semiconductor Manufacturing by Country 2026 Details on countries that produce the most semiconductors, including the three countries that manufacture the most semiconductors; China, Taiwan, and South Kore... worldpopulationreview.com |
| Scared money don’t make no money |
| Man these defective laundry rooms just keep exxploding |
| How long will that take |
| That’s good man cheering for you. How’s your mom? Hope she is doing well. |
| 🥭 's social media team could really seize the day with some good star wars imperial memes. Death star blowing up Iran's navy clips and stuff |
| Bought calls on Friday. Checks out. |
| 😂 |
| $SOUN - Soundhound AI earnings this week Thursday May 7th Load up boys!! 🚀🚀🚀 |
| You don't want any of my luck, trust me |
| Calls on local plumbing services |
| Yo momma got mo' ass. |
| US navy destroyer experienced small laundry room fire that will decommission it for 10 years. |
| me checking my positions is like having a nasty fart under the covers and going under for a sec to smell the stinkiness. |
| China attacking Taiwan will absolutely obliterate markets short term. Remember the semi conductor shortage during COVID? Let's try that again shall we |
| Nike |
| Sold my few last week. Fml |
| Got rid of a shitty call after a 10% loss when the market is easy mode these days. Buy from companies exposed to AI that are not Qualcomm or Microsoft > profit.\n\nGot myself an AMD call to replace. Let's see if it goes down just because I'm in. |
| Dept. Of BER |
| guys gm, lift off is in T minus 12. |
| Good luck, already went up 30x in one year, what’s the worse that could happen. |
| Laundry room fire causes ship to sink. \n\nIs the headline I am waiting for |
| Msfts good days are over |
| Not about the headline at all, thats the cover up. Look at the 30Y bond chart, look at when it stopped moving like a shitcoin and look at what SPY did at that exact time.\n\nThis was a forced liquidation at a large scale, this admin literally rigging to the brink of insolvency. The headlines are distractions for 1 dimensional thinking dunces. They keep 1000 headlines ready to deploy at any time to distract from the underlying financial system failures. |
| SK Hynix, MU, SNDK, WDC will all never go down again, this has been the most insane bull\nRun |
| ENPH |
| Oman, what a bad idea\n\n_ill be here all week_ |
| Sell |
| jan 2027 on the money or just barely out the money |
| Not even sure warsh has time to fuck around and hike 25 bps to establish credibility\n\nHe may open with a 50 bps cut |
| May of 2006 |
| [Not on my watch.](https://imgur.com/Waa9fUg) |
| wondering same |
| Why would you say something like that? |
| Repost |
| Carnival is the final boss of 'Too Big to Sail, Too Broke to Fail'. |
| Well, yeah |
| Huh thats strange \n\n\n\n\n\n\nHuh thats strange \n\n\n\n\nEcho\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEcho |
| I work at the post office and the amount of people who buy stuff and then re sell it on eBay is actually insane and actually a very good way to make a steady income. I’m 26 and would have never thought about it, but I have a customer come in everyday with 20+ eBay pre paid packages 5-6 days a week🤷♂️ |
| Fellow bear |
| Check the other screenshots , there are 3 |
| not in UAE but i just put a missile down the toilet |
| Wut?! |
| cnbc is def pro business, and keeping cash in your ecosystem is def pro business |
| \*all in!\* |
| PLTR fake pumping to give it buffer room to tank on earnings today |
| I'm getting very close! I'm now green all time, and 20k from YTD realized loss breakeven. The thing is, I rolled some $LUNR covered calls, so that added to my realized losses temporarily, but that'll be resolved when these are assigned. If ASTS could pump, that would take me to breakeven YTD, and maybe even profit! |
| You would have lost it on the market anyway. Better some poor sap takes it off you than some hedge fund manager |
| Blasting calls at open |
| #THIS IS THE TOP, welp at least for the next 13 mins |
| if you're trying to dispose of money |
| Another day. Another dollar lost. |
| Why? |
| No shit |
| Anyone FOMOing INTC/AMD tonight ? |
| The headline was false, I'd argue that's different. In down markets at a bottom those headlines do nothing |
| OUST Calls 🚀 |
| Don’t let the fact I forgot to do this last night distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system |
| Is that your buddy Ryan from Alaska? |
| Wasted my time reading this comment. BAN |
| https://preview.redd.it/ra8p5o5cf4zg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6783add4c8dfd3828676213451dfa828136f151b\n\n |
| Thoughts on PLTR post earnings? |
| I'm print-screening this and asking my manager for a promotion. |
| Im just waiting for this head line.\n\n"3 US destroyers hit ice bergs in the straight of hormus"\n\n\nThats is my go all in calls moment. |
| Yeah and Intel still hasn’t been able to get the yields (18a) needed to bring in big partners and compete with tsmc. That’s why tsmc is buying high na uv machines. That’s my hunch |
| I’m Europoor and it’s a holiday today |
| Keep talking that’s not what Morgan Stanley and Schwab say 😭 nobody gives a fuck if you think it’s dumb.. Bitcoin keeps moving |
| $MU |
| KEEL |
| OP has a good point in theory but in practice the input data is still gonna be mostly trash since the “upvote” feature has never actually been a useful metric to gauge quality of a comment as far as it providing actual useful/expert information that could or should be referenced by Ai.\n\n\nMore importantly, what is one major criticism about Ai, in general? It is that it is essentially stealing all the content it learns from. Ai companies so not pay royalties or any compensation to the creators of the source material. ie: Reddit receives $0 revenue for providing LLM’s with content. I’d be very surprised if no Ai companies are already scraping the fuck out of reddit. |
| 600 by EOY |
| i like all the feet ones hbu? |
| All clear in the UAE. Relax |
| \*Carnival cruisers, not spelling it right to the joke away |
| Why does WDC lag behind the others? |
| UAE missile alert sounds; first warning since US-Iran ceasefire\n\nA missile alert has been issued in United Arab Emirates for the first time since ceasefire in Iran war. |
| Sir, you're at work and on the clock. |
| Buying PURR in 2026 is like buying MSTR in 2019. |
| Fries. Bag. Now. |
| Reddit changed my life :,) documentary coming soon. |
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| Calls calls calls calls calls |
| Apollo limits withdrawals and their ceo gets fawned on on cnbc |
| The US-led Joint Maritime Information Centre has advised ships to cross the Strait of Hormuz in Oman’s territorial waters saying it set up an “enhanced security area”.\n\n#HOW ABOUT FUCKING NO JFC |
| They were war birds |
| How about bond yields going insane for 4 hours straight, barcoding like manipulated shitcoins, culminating in a massive SPY drop the moment it stops. Look at the 30Y chart today on 1 or 5 min candles. Bonds arent supposed to do that. It only stopped when the massive SPY liquidation candle hit a 6 am. \n\nTHAT DOES CONSTITUTE AN IMMINENT SYSTEMIC FAILURE. |
| am i missing something because it says 730k cost basis |
| u/ScytherDOTA worry man between supply chain services and continuous internet to their satellites they are mooning at open. CALLS IT IS... AMZN. |
| What expiration for NOKIA |
| Not a bear but i think the market is cooling off |
| WULF |
| LMAO havent seen that before. But yeah both sides have serious credibility issues.\n\n\nTheres a reason ships didnt sail through even after 🥭 said US govt would underwrite insurance. \n\n\nThis shows the US govt (including CENTCOM) has serious credibility issues under current admin\n\n |
| Gamestore baggies lmao |
| I heard the Pentagon saying they needed some Intel |
| Damn 😂😂😂 |
| At this point the USA is a sinking ship\n\n^(SPY calls) |
| Wendy’s this week. Gonna be able to hire so many regards |
| Just wait until the Supreme Court rules in Havana Docks Corps. favor. |
| GEO, betting on immigrants being arrested en masse and private prisons. Actually no wait, that's a great investment! |
| Whats that. |
| I really don't know why suddenly high gas prices are bullish...\n\nfilling up HURTS |
| So oil sunk Spirit. Who is next? Starting to remind me of Hertz in 2020. |
| BRK.A |
| That’s \*President\* Dumbledore 🙂 |
| Ohhh you think he just started riffin.... brother this fat orange bag of shit prilly been making it up from 2016 |
| Either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a 🥭. |
| I sometimes like to pretend I’m still sleeping so I don’t have to be socially active |
| Just fell deep into a rabbit hole and visited some questionable subs. I’m back now. SPY to 750. |
| Western digital was like $5 / share a year ago 😞😞😞😞 |
| CVNA |
| Pray for the influencers in the UAE |
| About to write the same thing... |
| Oooo AMZN u touched 270 ooooo u gotta go down real quick you fucking piece of shit |
| Gamestock apes believe the financial system is gonna collapse with the moass. They are bears |
| Spirit. Life savings. Go. |
| if we have a flat day after all this morning action... |
| You’re damn right, had some calls last Friday that got sent to hell after 🥭 decided to go on a tweet spree while we were on the brink of 725 |
| Sorry bears\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2051288222140072196 |
| Makes the stocks (priced in USD) go up tho |
| Lmao, I didn't think about this. |
| dumbass song stuck in my head now. FU very much |
| 🥭 just improvising this whole shi at this point - you can tell. |
| You are reading it hella wrong. Not even withj headlines + iranian algos the market can go down. The dip will get bought by patriotic algos. Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| Wow look at XNDU is getting beat hard |
| It’s a meme stock at this point |
| MSTR - I consider myself already banned by mods. |
| Becase bers won't shut up about some straight being gay or some shii |
| Just want GayStop to go dump so I can hear the mental gymnastics of the ape retards. |
| Can this shit dump 1-2% so that we all can load up |
| >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY\n\n>TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT\n\n>TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS\n\n>Trump: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT'\n\n✅️ The United States is executing a **Stealth Default** and will be accompanied by a new puppet fed chair that will set the agenda to rate cuts. The board will be stacked. |
| They say that one dies a second time, when they are forgotten. Well, in that case, it looks like Nana's immortal! |
| I’m a gopro chud |
| I don't believe in love |
| I believe in markets after stocks |
| eBay\n\nIf you believe in GameStop it still has 10%+ headroom |
| I bought a spurs shirt last week |
| Haha, acquired them! |
| I liked when the Treasury secretary wasn't a spineless loser who ran a hedge fund into the ground |
| It was but I didn't give but a few small bites. I lost a Yorkie to kidney failure so I watch that now. |
| I only follow this sub, I haven’t seen anything someone explain do I buy calls or puts |
| Should do. But one tweet can change the threads of fate |
| Damn I didn’t know Google Translate works on animals, makes me wonder what my dog says when he’s sitting in front of me while I shit |
| Bulls bought gaymestock |
| SK Hynix was up another 12% last night |
| He had to hold on with both hands, so you know where he stuck the flag pole. |
| Nice cool breeze in from the window and took a massive poop. Laying back in bed now. 10/10 morning |
| Put my mfing fries in the bag and quit yapping |
| LITE a buy? |
| Looks like INTC topped at a hunnid bucks |
| Unity |
| i don't think warren buffet understands that more people gamble now because probably more people than ever at least in the last 80 years in America feel a decent life is sort of like almost a jackpot win now |
| The Strait is Open, she just goes to a different school so you don’t know her |
| Do you believe in life after love? |
| Only way make line always go up… I’m in EUR/USD futes bc of it |
| Spike up shoot down and trade sideways then random spike at 3:40 |
| Yerp |
| appropriate username |
| Sounds like they'll fit in here great, then. |
| You use Google finance? Bro speak for ur self, gross ass. |
| Waiting for MU to tell this story |
| Take my rupees |
| BIRD\n\nShoes and data centers are the winning combination. |
| Should be a fun week! Let’s go! |
| Wut |
| Respect the dead |
| https://preview.redd.it/xo8gt6ple4zg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99a6bf9d5cbb3c7128e45a5854fb50bd2eca9224\n\n |
| TLRY, I’m sitting on a 99.75% unrealized loss, but as soon as the Feds legalize cannabis, it’s to the moon |
| Reminder, personal failure in the market does not constitute an imminent systemic failure |
| Market showed its hand this morning. In this overbought condition we're very vulnerable to just about any negative headline. Algos will take it down faster than you can read the headline |
| Why? |
| Yeaaa I’d be worried, the stock will come back at some point but expiry might get you |
| Relevant username |
| Far OTM INTC calls in case AMD earnings pump it? |
| market only goes up |
| Did you recover your losses? |
| Its a typo, positions should be holes |
| Since June last year… |
| Anybody who wastes my time gets cut off immediately you took the most valuable thing on this planet from me |
| Shares or option calls? |
| Entire S&P rn |
| Buy the dip! |
| Txn - way way up, not sexy like me, and probably doubles. Microcontrollers are in a shortage and if anyone knows micro it’s this sub |
| I’m asking like if you placed a buy order and limit and stop loss and wait for the fish to bite while your sleeping lol |
| AMD. Its a great stock but might have overshot its rerated high a day before earnings. \n |
| HEALTHY ECONOMY* |
| My pee smells like espresso. |
| Ubihard |
| 30Y bonds absolutely barcoding back and forth having 1% swings back and forth every single minute for 4 hours straight until 6 am and THEN Spy has its massive drop "because of a fake news about missles". WRONG! The financial system is CRUMBLING and that was a massive forced liquidation but as long as they put out fake news related to the war you idiots never connect the dots and realize its a cover up!\n\nThe October/November liquidity crisis was never solved! THAT is why we went down in March, and will continue to go down till SPY 300. |
 Wake Up, You Lazy Skin Sack. I’m a Songbird and It’s 4 A.M. “I love each new day, what it might bring, the possibilities, the joy of the unknown. One thing is certain, though, and that’s the yelling I will do out of m... www.mcsweeneys.net |
| There's a non-zero chance that bearhunter's shitposts might be influencing those results 💀 |
| https://preview.redd.it/g9zw9bjge4zg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a69f645cb4c62581f592437734fc2683437061ce |
| long Iranian rial |
| Are you talking about Iranian News using a similar format? https://www.wionews.com/world/-damage-to-e-3-awacs-aircraft-caused-by-a-clogged-kitchen-pipe-iran-trolls-us-centcom-trump-1774800316740/amp |
| have you heard of the concept of time? |
| I'll invest in whatever fast food company rolls out the first Happy Meal style combo that replaces the toy with a GLP-1 shot/pill |
| Intel |
| People are abandoning luggage at the airport to avoid additional fees. |
| Aiiite in full porting SNDk. Give me luck boys. |
| Fuck pltr |
| AMERICA here ✋️\n \n"Nah nothing going on, trust lil bro" |
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| nah, i use google translate |
| Let’s go $NOK I wanna see $15 by EOW |
| Only 7 days until the end game fed chair is in place. |
| i guess top is in |
| I think the markets forgot what a real red day looks like. Glad I went cash heavy at these times this don't seem right |
| Shorting INTC here. Fuck Nan. |
| The current premarket price has broken the downtrend lines I had drawn up last Friday, meaning if technical analysis is correct, this thing is going down. This is coming from someone who lost a lot of money on Friday being a bull. |
| I'm still confused how Iran can fire warning shots and control the US Navy after being "completely obliterated". \n |
| Given the market manipulation, this is actually a safe bet. Calls |
| Who invited those guys? |
| Good luck 🫡 |
| A poet |
| We got 2 ships out, now do the other 100. |
| Google finance just integrated 'google research LLM' into google finance beta 🤢 \n\nits so over bros |
| PainPal |
| https://preview.redd.it/0xyeo1p9e4zg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd8c9ee3431d252f3d831bc16b48b954d2c8d111\n\n |
| You speak camel? |
| What is “Things r/wallstreetbets users buy” |
| I can’t think of anyone with more knowledge and authority to discuss the happenings of a special military operation |
| The property taxes are rough though 😞 |
| DJT |
| Just bought 29k of tech stocks, wish me luck boys |
| Really wish the dollar wasn’t slowly/quickly becoming worthless |
| I thought Warsh is going to be good for crypto. |
| Way to bearish in here. Calls it is |
| bought in for 75K - lets have some fun |
| They were a great candidate last week |
| 1 sec, let me dial my camel |
| This market has higher count chromosomic strenght |
| Breeze deeze nutz |
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| Spy back to 724 |
| Spirit |
| Guys, just buy SIVE. You are all in the wrong companies. I am at SIVE since 8 SEK and still hold. |
| Look at mr. property owner over here |
| https://preview.redd.it/4jkg9y03e4zg1.jpeg?width=231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64b9ad9ea28fba4857373af90a7fd535a41666b1\n\n |
| Good we’re gonna need a few more poors, but every dollar counts. Good news is if we can pull it off, I’ll be able to give you a new job that pulls you out of poordom. Future is bright! |
| saw someone say 35k worth of shares is 1 million now. Not that it would had been the easiest hold in the world, but damn makes me really think about all the money I lost over the last year on short dated options instead of just dumping my money into shares |
| Missiles alert in Dubai , UAE? Anyone can confirm? |
| Anyone else feeling apocalyptic today? |
| at this point i‘m trusting irans twitter more than 🥭 |
| rip Mu bols i'm fomoing at open |
| GSAT. Globalstar Inc. |
| Life under AI would be ideal, just trade stocks and have the smart guys be doctors |
| HNORY |
| Lmao go on retard, then post your loss porn when you get obliterated |
| Nvda plz up 205 2day |
| Good morning theta gang |
| This, luckily the Brits are normal so we can trust the information they publish. |
| A lot of people did, but also that got pushed aside because TSMC is already setting up in Arizona |
| Strong plan - help others get fat, invest in insulin & weight loss companies. |
| I got woken up by some asshole birds outside my window 30 minutes ago in time for the war to restart before Monday open, what is this nonsense? Calls I guess |
| can't lose |
| Bessent: Strait is open\n\n\nSure buddy. |
| Im scared |
| Market manipulation. |
| Ohhh just catching on to the fact this war is only fought in weekends and after 5pm est |
| Lol scamst0p apes getting rug pulled again |
| SLS |
| Sandisk 200 to 1200 in 6 months. 2000 by eoy |
| The original bitcoin that adheres to the original bitcoin standard bitcoin Satoshi vision you will have to downvote this comment to fit in tho guys just a heads up |
| i liked it better when the treasury secretary was running the US treasury department not giving updates on what the military is doing in the middle east |
| I'm either going to be rich today or still broke |
| Wtf... |
| so webull is trash |
| Uh huh |
| Are people gambln' on PLTR to move up all week? |
| Palantir |
| BREAKING NEWS: Cashflow spotted riding an inflatable hot dog through the Strait of Hormuz flying the rainbow flag |
| Canceled one you right |
| I once got an anti-spoiler that way. As in, it made me expect one thing, but turns out that was a in-community joke, and the exact opposite thing occurs 💀 |
| Ebay |
| I don't know about you guys, but I think I might be slowly starting to doubt if the orange guy actually knows what he's doing. But take my opinion with a grain of sald, I haven't yet read the Art of the Deal yet. |
| Thank you ✌🏽 |
| Feels unstable |
| There isn’t? |
| LOL they keep removing all my comments/posts I try to make showing the DISASTER with the 30Y bond chart starting at 2am this morning. Go look at the 5 or 1 min candles on the 30Y bonds today starting at 2 am and load up puts.\n\nAbsolute fabric of the financial system is tearing to shreds, 30Y bonds SHOULD NEVER MOVE LIKE THAT FOR HOURS. PURE FRANTIC MANIPULATION AND ITS ALL SO COOKED. |
| Anything not related to AI. |
| Mass homeless on the street, graffiti, and button your fly T shirts. Those were the days. |
| Chicken really is the worst meat after pork. I've had nothing but beef and salmon the last year. The one time I decide to get chicken it messes me up. Yup, sure looks, smells and feels like they are pumpin em. Chickens get hit with the most chemicals. |
| Shit about to dump |
| Hopefully not seasoned with any onion or garlic powder as that's really bad for dogs.\n\n\nI'm just saying. |
| my balls are starting to tingle |
| -0.01% is still red. Let him have it 🤡 |
| Idk but it’s propping up the dollar each time |
| LRCX |
| I have my 5$ ready |
| Have you not looked at financial news in last 24 hours? |
| You gotta add breeze somewhere in there |
| BB📈 |
| What months of lying does. |
| Laes right now…fortunes will be made in the next 3-5 years. And I’m not hyping. |
| The market has pumped for one month in a straight line not caring about any war escalation risk, basically frontrunning a complete peace deal. Now with the slightest negative news its reacting so sensitive? |
| BESSENT: US ECONOMY IS IN FREEFALL\n\n\nTerminal lucidity. |
| So much fun reading ST. It's just a constant "bulls vs. bears" argument. |
| Gme |
| Axios will literally deny reality to prop up the markets atp |
| my entire portfolio |
| Bols are living on borrowed time and they know it. Multiple wars, high inflation, high gas/oil prices, unhinged corruption, etc. |
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| BABA |
| Enron |
| They won't restart the war. They're scared shitless |
| You have to have the Spirit to manage the Delta load on the Frontier. My buddy Ryan mentioned that there are chances of it going Southwest but if we are United then we can hold until the American public realizes the benefit |
| bers never learn |
| SNAP |
| The video game company? Why? |
| I saw someone else say that Congress insiders were buying $IREN |
| Love it when YouTube spoils a show by recommending videos. Thanks YouTube, you’re a fuck ASS |
| Marlboro reds and Colt 45? |
| When the E-3 Sentry was taken out they outright denied it.\n\n\nTheir trustworthiness is def an issue ATM |
| you cant even get out of bronze in league what made you think you were part of the 1%? Even the 1% wouldn't quit their job with just a 25k port lmfao |
| We got them. It's not bullshit |
| $5 by me, same at pick n save. Even chicken breasts from other producers have a strange texture. They are pumping them full of chemicals |
| Imagine actually caring about this conflict. None of the news we get is real and it has already 100% been lost. 🥭 just toying with markets at this point. |
| calls on snap anyone?\n\n |
| Nana's ie INTC |
| SNDK share split soon? 🤔 |
| Here we fucking go with this bullshit news outlet |
| Claude? |
| Jesus MU. Don’t stop now. |
| Someone went full retard |
| Orango's timing to open the gay streit is weird.\n\nwhy before market open and not after market close? |
| I think its about time to fullport SNDK short |
| Doesn't look like it at all |
| The most shocking thing I learned this weekend is that people still use eBay. |
| Oh my god!!! I hope Rudy Juliani gets well soon. |
| why is there a 3m volume candle on INTC right now lmao |
| You always go in the back door, don't you? |
| Missile alerts in the UAE!!! \n\nWhat the fuck. |
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| Then again there is Quora, which was also a place with lots of knowledgeable folks sharing quality answers... and today it's crappier than Facebook. ~~Twitter~~ X is basically at the same level as LinkedIn when it comes to quality answers, and both of them easily outslop Reddit. But there is a huge difference: people downvoting and reporting for free, and moderators curating also for free. Thus Reddit ends with a 91.5% gross margin which puts (pun intended) Nvidia to shame. |
| You cant trust mango. I wouldnt explicitly trust iran though.\n\nI do trust other organizations, such as the british who claim ships have been struck since project freedom was announced |
| this is exactly how i clean the apt and work out\n\nby avoiding work |
| AMC |
| Spy literally down 0.05% premarket and bears in this thread are celebrating 🤣 |
| Bullish |
| soon that will become outdated and I'm not sure if it will be a good thing for us regards |
| MU |
| "US Treasury Secretary Bessent, on Iran: The US is opening up Strait - Fox News" |
| bers acting like this -0.1% is -10% |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 200.0 before 23-Jun-2026 04:13 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Asts |
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| It's -0.18%. The histrionics of this never ceases to amaze |
| Axios denies missile alerts in UAE |
| So PARA deal in a nutshell and 2026 credit markets. |
| Just took a shit and it smells like New York in the 80s |
| Algos freaking out over tweets |
| I’ve become accustomed to better pumps and smaller dips. This gives me nothing |
| They didn't sign a DA with Stripe |
| Costco’s Kirkland version released this quarter. Puts. |
| \-0.12% ... sure buddy |
| Betting on Intel now seems more like betting directly on China attacking Taiwan, than any future earnings on the company. \n\n(But I also said this at $30.) |
| Probably Ubisoft. It's a no brainer that it's an easiest 10x in 5 years but need big balls to hold it due to so much negativite sentiment. |
| so in theory, if gamecock backed out of or was somehow denied this acquisition, would the stock bounce you think? |
| May the 4th be with you |
| Guys, soon I might be able to buy this Wendy's dumpster, and no longer have to rent it! |
| BBBY |
| The June 18 AM /MES 6900 put options have 4x the open interest as any other strike. Clearly, somebody has done some brilliant technical analysis. |
| Any stock that has a subreddit, zero engagement of professionals, that doesn’t make any money \n\nAll quantum stocks, \nAll bitcoin miners / data centers, \nAll AI companies that don’t have a clear moat\n\nAMC is a no no-brainer and I think TSLA is all balls no brains |
| ngl my stomach has been tanking it since last night. $8 for the whole bird, you gotta wonder what they put in it. It was indeed rubbery. |
| So is BB a good candidate for some LEAPS now? |
| looks like tonight will be red 🩸 |
| divide busy sophisticated soup voracious ten cats bake narrow tub |
| feels pessimistic today |
| We’re flat |
| bers are delusional lmfao, market is bullish green by EOD |
| How many regards are still invested in this funco pop crypto retailer? lmao |
| The place most of us are employed WEN |
| As a leap holder, Msft lol |
| People are downvoting you but as a pats fan hawks over pats was never a question |
| UAE just getting punished for leaving OPEC. Nothing to see here |
| I said a GOOD reason |
| All chicken seems to have changed in the past couple months. It's rubbery and nasty |
| wtf is going on.\n\nI see that Iran says that they have fired on US vessels.\n\nI see the US saying that not true at all.\n\nThen I see Iran say, okay lol we didnt fire on the US vessels, but the US was firing on its own vessels.\n\nThen the US says, that is true, we have the strongest navy, we are so strong we can handicap our navy and still be strong.\n\nFucking shooting harmabe lead to this bull shit. |
| What does this even mean? |
| Xrx |
| Plummeting, bad day ahead |
| BONALD DRUMP: IVANKA RUMP, MY SWEET YOUNG BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER WHO ID BANG IF I COULD GET IT UP, JUST TOOK THE BIGGEST, STINKIEST POOP, LIKE NEVER SEEN BEFORE! \n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!\n\nMarket rallies +5% |
| Looks like Iran’s blockade is faltering. \n\nI guess that’s bearish in a way, they have to restart the war or they’re finished |
| What happened to you regards?? It was bullish as shiet in here last night - straight up euphoric. |
| so many fake dips, holy |
| YO DAWG HOW DO I ROLL THIS 12 TRILLION AT THESE HIGH RATES |
| Gonna wait and see how the market plays out |
| UAE issues missile threat alert |
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| Pix? |
| Pix? |
| it hilarious, people here think the only two options are calls for SPY and puts for oil. \n\nYou could buy calls for both and be rich. |
| I’m loading up on more Zoom(ZM). Back door to Anthropic. |
| TESLA |
| attacks on lindsay lohan have resumed |
| Mango transferring Axios 1million trump coin for a positive headline |
| We should actually buy spirit, make it the WSB de facto PJ. I know how we can monetize the fleet. Several options actually. |
| fun fact, if you had bought SNDK exactly one year ago, you'd be up 3600+% now\n\nWith shares, not options! |
| hello europoor |
| I had it for a while just incase there was another "good time to buy" post. \n\nI couldn't even keep it on my phone. That place is an absolute nuthouse of bots and garbage. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Massive sell off, what’s happening |
| Invest in goods |
| This whole eBay thing is like someone who works at Wendy’s with a 350 credit score going to a dealership to finance a lambo with zero down |
| what's the reason for intc pumping? it's dead compared to amd |
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| Lost 1k today. Not on the market just the old way. left it on the bus - american dad |
| DUMB ASS BULLS |
| Gme |
| Oil is going to be the move, I’m going to short again as soon as it gets crazy (crazier) |
| 🚨\*UAE ISSUES POTENTIAL MISSILE THREAT ALERT |
| And then shut it down like skype |
| Iran is trying to hurt the market |
| Dix |
| I'm betting puts are going to be too expensive. |
| Space stocks will allow me to retire at 98 instead of 99. 🚀🚀 |
| Bagholder ? Lol this is getting delisted\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/nlwsoldoc4zg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f00c55328159ad2ee5c82907fe99d59779bd3ea4 |
| Gentlemen, welcome to black monday. Please take a seat. Grab your pencils |
| OH MY GOD ITS DOWN……. .2% lmao |
| vix |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Asts |
| Yes |
| whoa we are cratering for no reason. Easy by the dip |
| lol gmetards and their moass. lol. Get fukt |
| You are a Findom enjoyer |
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| I have done this for years. The stress is immeasurable but results are peak |
| i am not feeling good about this market 🤢 |
| The stock market is the only thing holding up 🥭’s house of cards |
| costco rotisserie chicken wrecked my stomach. Never touchin that again wtf was that. |
| No stock takes brains. It doesn't matter if you have 250 IQ or negative IQ. If you buy and sell at the same price, your profit/loss will be the same. It doesn't go up more because you're smart or less because you're regarded. |
| Maybe the two ships 🥭 is claiming transited the strait are actually just two dudes in kayaks |
| Why wouldnt you just use applepay or androidpay? You just text money from account to account without even leaving the chat app.\n\nI never understood why people use venmo or cashapp if sending money is already built into whatever operating system you use…\n\nWhat am I missing? |
| Imagine being a speculator during the greatest energy crisis in history and you get convinced not to buy energy by retards on the internet |
| SNDK, STX, LITE, MU or any stock in that sector. |
| They shouldn't dump oil on the moon. |
| Why SPY droppin |
| War is on again I guess |
| I beg to differ. USCENTCOM would have the most up to date information on U.S. forces within their AOR. |
| Let’s buy spirit I know a guy |
| CAR |
| Because it was a raw deal for them. The gov would own 90% of Spirit after a bailout, and half the planes would be used for military purposes. Spirit didn’t want their planes to be used for war? I mean it seems like a logical line of thinking. I wouldn’t want a bailout from the government if they ended up taking 90% of my net worth and also used my car to drive ice agents around so they could shoot random people in the street. |
| Im sure everything will go great escorting ships around today |
| I remember a time when people cared whose ass it was on screen, and why they were farting. And I believe we can have that time again. |
| Wheels up |
| Why would you do that to yourself |
| I want some of this "too much winning" I keep hearing about.\n\n |
| Wtf is oil doing |
| It only goes up. What do you think? |
| Every time it runs its because of reddit so yes. Otherwise yall are just putting your money in hedge funds pockets \n\n\nEdit: saying this was enough for that person rage out and block me. |
| Oh, sorry, didn't realize you were genuinely regarded. Clearly this is too hard of a concept for you to grasp, you can feel free to move on back to shoveling the Wendys fries into the bag. |
| It's over bears, bulls have the high ground. |
| HGRAF |
| Spirit Airlines… Duh? |
| Why not v? |
| Is it too late to apply to be a JPM sex slave? Says all positions filled online |
| Missile alerts in Dubai…. Here we go |
| I swear if you lose money enough times you actually start enjoying it |
| Find two tasks an ADHDer wants to avoid, then condition the avoidance of one on completing the other, and finally harness the energy generated to power the world. |
| Already dumping |
| Hmmm nah nevermind that didn’t do anything for me. Calls it is |
| Back in my days we bullied people for coming up with stupid shit. |
| Blackberry. I bought long calls on them after Samsung or Nokia or one of those other shit brands got some AI deal. I think they will too. |
| I made some money off FMCC and FNMA during that time. |
| Crazy how spoiled I am, I can’t even take a -0.1% day anymore |
| i am not ashamed of losing all my money on the stock market like everyone else. i'd only be ashamed if i lost all of it in real life and couldn't find it anymore |
| > Earlier Sunday, a cargo ship near the Strait of Hormuz said it was attacked by multiple small craft, the British military’s United Kingdom Maritime Trade Operations center reported, while another ship was hit by “unknown projectiles.” They were the latest in at least two dozen attacks in and around the strait since the Iran war began, and a reminder of the risks if the new U.S. effort goes forward.\n\nSo this taco tuesdays mango will probably have to walk back his denial that a US military vessel took a missile. |
| SOUN |
| Just like a bee, the markets should not be able to fly but they will. |
| Oil to the moon |
| Intel all way |
| Spirit |
| It’s MSTR |
| My puppy is going crazy over chicken fried deer cutlet |
| You like that, you fucking regard? Want this nice big red candle shoved into that tiny port of yours?\n\nI bet you do. |
| I hope I can buy back the $727C I sold before we V |
| It’s my birthday and i got two job interviews 🥲 |
| How about we don't have oil flying up and down a couple of percentage every now and then? |
| The only thing that would do is kill ebay |
| I dunno man that Sandisk rally won’t stop going up |
| I had the same thesis (already made a bit on last week's earnings), and I was about to sell some long-dated puts and buy some calls, but now your supportive posts makes me think I need to inverse myself... |
| The venn diagram of those three groups is the same circle |
| "for the **end** of the **week**" |
| GameStop? |
| ASTS |
| Believe it or not, theta. So I'm going to inverse myself and theta. |
| MU |
| Play AMD earnings. You will either be rich or inside a public toilet with a hole in the wall. |
| BB having around 12% in pre market today. |
| Beerish for sure. |
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| Good candidate for short squeeze with catalysts.\n\n |
| QS |
| May the 4th be with you because nobody else wants to. |
| remember that one time wsb randomly started buying housing stonks and anything related to mortgages 🤣🤣 |
| hey |
| Wow a whole two ships, that's definitely as good as the hundred plus that went through before lol |
| They come up with the cringiest operation names. That alone is an impeachable offense |
| Neither, just ghey |
| I can’t see the real time price \nFor \nFlyyq. Is it delisted already |
| I had 1500 shared, sold it because I was buying a house and needed the extra money for closing cost lol. |
| SOUN has 38% short interest? that is crazy |
| Thinking MU 1090c Dec 2028\n\nGet ready for yo puts |
| Imagine u knew nothing about the stock market and then came to this sub……….. |
| Hello americans |
| Great, even less oil in the market - oh wait is that why UAE just left OPEC? |
| Jizz |
| Two!!!! |
| SML and TUN |
| "JUST IN: CENTCOM announces the U.S. Navy has guided two U.S.-flagged tankers through the Strait of Hormuz this morning under “Project Freedom” |
| Back in my day blockades actually blocked something. |
| Increase of WFH, closure of offices, reduction in overhead = calls |
| talk to your doctor, if you don’t have ADHD though it may not have the calming and soothing effects we get. It will help short term regardless, but long term you are cooked if you don’t have ADHD and decide to take it daily. |
| BIG IF TRUE |
| Fuck yeah |
| Whats the muhfuggn play today bois |
| Can’t afford to get rugged here. |
| Surely this will move the market |
| My financial advisor is saying to sit out today |
| 20Y and 30Y almost the exact same yield because everyone is pricing in the fact that the US government literally wont exist after 20 more years L0L |
| Intel |
| Spirit going to be a 50x bagger |
| Ever since fortnite came out nothing been right since... cant quite put my fi ger on it but something changed. |
| It was up 15% last night and has fallen steadily since |
| Lmfaoooo |
| MSFT |
| Metro Mining |
| So just retail buying the stock? Lol. That’s manipulation now? |
| Strait open\n\n🚨 TRUMP: TWO U.S.-FLAGGED MERCHANT VESSELS HAVE SUCCESSFULLY TRANSITED THROUGH STRAIT OF HORMUZ |
| Sorry bro, growth only goes up. |
| SNDK |
| >! !< |
| GOOGL gonna shit itself today |
| Ask ChatGPT |
| ebay has been doing pretty well as a stock recently. |
| N🅱️DA is not working. |
| \-5% |
| Only regards, boomers and anyone with a room temperature IQ uses Truuth social. The UI is shit and littered with ads like from the early internet days. |
| ticker? |
| Just checked my local shops and 32gb of ddr5 costs 450 bucks lmao. This crap ain't sustainable |
| Straight up at open |
| I had a dream about bees is this bullish or bearish |
| I’m brave enough to admit to having Ber-thoughts in the past |
| Wait wasn’t game cock at +8% just now? |
| So rip at 930? |
| So we waiting for a support level or straight into calls at open? |
| Lol no, just don’t be a fat cunt, take some responsibility for your body. Jesus Christ what a take, blaming evolution for being fat 😂 |
| It really is amazing how the market is acting like the war is 100% over and the strait is 100% open. |
| ~~Work hard~~\n\nWork ^(hard) |
| You're sounding a little ber-curious. |
| OP spent $500 for a call over a year out from when he bought it. So hostile for no reason |
| You should be doing this with NQ futures. You wouldn’t have to pay margin interest. |
| You mean the plan of just ignoring everything iran says and see how it goes didnt pan out? |
| So looks like both sides are now managing to avoid the other side's blockade. Hormuz kinda semi open. Callz |
| I love how the market still pretends to give a shit about world events. I mean it only keeps that up for like an hour now, but it still does it! |
| Find a psych NP. They literally toss out scripts like candy. |
| Could be. Could also not be though. |
| FLYYQ lmao. |
| I really hope we do get a red day because otherwise that 10 minute drop had too many bers crawling out of their graves lmao |
| Guys I don’t want to be that guy but shouldn’t we feel just a bit of sympathy for the Bers? Psychologically destroyed this month, we should be a bit more classy today |
| FUCK MSFT & META YOU RUINED MY LIFE |
| All of them? |
| You’ll know like that Intel post. |
| You better |
| Possibility of superpowers |
| 📈📈 |
| Ryan got completely roasted by Becky.\n\n\nSome people would pay good money for that kind of experience.\n\n\n\nI am some people. |
| Fertilize them. |
| None |
| OPEN THE CASINO |
| Bro is an actual creep |
| The answers are under the skin |
| Drinking a protein shake right now before I can’t eat anything. |
| Nah it's very bullish. Idk why it's bullish but most market participants seem to think it is |
| I heard Ryan is also buying Amazon and Anthropic with monopoly money. |
| Tell your doc you have ADHD and other medications had too many side effects when you tried them younger |
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| We’re one month post regarded rally and nothing has changed. Oil is still over 100. The straight isn’t open. Lmao |
| may the 4th be with you haha |
| Anyone here too regarded to take leverage and do option gambling? |
| And we are green |
| No |
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| Recession —-> low rates ——> demand rise ———> recovery and inflation in unison |
| !banbet SOUN +15% 2d |
| Yes |
| Are people still unironically believing in MOASS? |
| Today the war might restart. Not saying it’s bad for the market, but it might restart |
| Should I buy shares but 3x leverage? |
| *me getting on the only-go-up ride* "I wonder which way the ride is going to go today? Maybe down?" |
| Puts on spy? Due the bombing to our ship |
| eBay is a shitty company, Gamestore is a shittier company, Ryan Cohen is a hack and a fraudster. |
| Can't have it gapping up at open for those holding calls over the weekend. |
| this is good place to find exit liquidity |
| The 10 yr getting SPOICY |
| 20% pump friday and FOMO. |
| why would AI kill Ask Jeeves? |
| Brah people think real price right now is telephone numbers and the whole market revolves around it lol |
| They are worthless |
| Make sure to hydrate and eat. When I take a break from mine, it’s side effect city on the first day back |
| Ooo so scared |