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| This is actually a throwback to the old AAPL lol |
| OIL PRICE SPIKE ==> GOOD FOR............ YES, RUSSIA. |
| Postponed 😔 |
| Unemployment tmrw for direction |
| The VIX roller coaster has been fun to play with. |
| So GDX isn't even 2x its peak price from 2011 while GLD is almost 3x, yet gold miners are still getting whacked like crazy this week while gold is only down 5%? Baffling how undervalued some of these stocks are |
| You’re not Him |
| The first trade tomorrow is the last trade today. |
| Wen next bol run |
| Gonna do some shrooms later in Pete Hegseths van |
| FLAT\n\nFIVE FUCKING MONTHS |
| Wendy's also up today. |
| Judging by the heavy interest placed on me, I can tell that I have successfully triggered A LOT of retarded broke bears just as I predicted LMAO |
| It was around 607-608 when they sold. I guess that was close enough to them. Ive had other options that were $1 from strikepoint and expire worthless. But I am sure there is a lot of metrics involved, like the amount of volume being traded, etc. |
| lower income people aren't spending, this is why mcdonalds launched the big arch for upper income class. all companies are catering to upper income. |
| Well, he’s fucking my port, but it’s still going |
| Ya that was yesterday, but 🥭 said in a phone interview this morning that he fired them. \n#\nShit moves fast lol |
| Mac Mini and MacBook Neo are hands down the best deals in computer tech for the average person. \n\nI've been switching my whole family over to Mac Mini's and it's been so much better than Windows. |
| The company is fine. The stock is a meme. |
| These are all clones of the same CEO. |
| Is today not Thursday? |
| Options on it were too pricey for me lol |
| OP, come back with an update. |
| But we aren’t lying either? |
| Donnie got mad Kristi Noem wasn't fucking him in the back of the plane so she had to go. |
| MacBook NEO - 8G memory that's WELDED ON. \n\nThis SUCKS. APPL LOST ITS WAY. |
| Imagine we figure out reverse aging , no more kids , just 1000+ year olds and AI robots in society. Replacement rate don't matter. |
| Is it bc he’s tanned and rested? |
| Thought you had calls cos you said 5 bagger |
| You can also make money by shorting |
| she was given a warm gun and told to grip it real tight to make sure her fingerprints get on it |
| Dude is drunk. I'm 100% sure. |
| what stock did they short |
| Just heard from a friend that there's people in this sub with buying power but still didn't buy puts right before close. \n\nLike I'm really supposed to believe anyone is that stupid. |
| Dropping gold and silver margin? Sounds like a ploy to encourage people to leverage up before they increase the margin forcing them to de-leverage (sell).\n\nTLDR; setting up for the next rug pull. |
| Only a matter of time until this stock craters |
| Yeah my parents are part of the death cult and I’m\nso close to telling them their desire for Armageddon is what sealed the deal on no grandchildren |
| Let’s make Kash Patel the leader of Iran. |
| A reality worse than multiple new wars can’t distract us from |
| Visa should be an automatic buy because market V shapes every day |
| Lucifer would look better honestly. |
| They all look like a different version of each other. |
| I think AAPL’s move to introduce lower end products is at the perfect time. They can bring people into their ecosystem who are tired of microsoft’s degrading windows with each iteration and the price increases by other manufacturers like chromebooks and pcs due to RAM crunch. Apple might take a little hit in revenue for some time but will eventually I think its gonna prove to be a master stroke. |
| What does annualized revenue even mean though? Is it a forecast? \n\nI assumed it was realized revenue multiplied out to 12 months, ie last months revenue x12. If that’s all they’re doing they should just report the monthly revenue. \n\nThe problem is they don’t even say how they’re calculating it. |
| DCA into VT and chill for rest of your life |
| LOL. kinda funny cuz the trash company comments didn't even start popping up until this week. up until then it was always "low p/e undervalued" |
| Socialism |
| Maybe I should join you |
| I wonder what Israel’s plan for American allegiance is once the Boomers aren’t in power |
| They try to automatically sell it, if there is a risk of it being exercised. So if it was close to being ITM, then that's why |
| Yeah I'm betting 5.50 soon at least |
| Like alright not that smart |
| Yeah I sold my put for 400$ profit then later it was up 1200$… silly goose I am. Better than losing I guess, but hurts more |
| Laughs in Iran |
| She's shooting the dogs! And the cats! |
| Going to assume you don’t have enough to exercise calls on QQQ by asking this. That’s all it is, you were within less than a % and RH doesn’t want to get caught holding the bag |
| BULLISH CLOSE! \n\nCALLS ? or PUTS ? |
| Theta Thursday, amiright? |
| NVDA isn't making chips for china so how bout them apples\n |
| Ayatollah Kushnerei |
| MRVL is going to cuck everyone, i know because i've been cucked before\n\n |
| Today was definitely one of the stock market days |
| The CEO from McKie Ds took the worlds smallest bite |
| Robinhood will auto exit SPY/QQQ options at 3:45 and will fuck you on the fill. Next time sell before 3:45 or start trading SPX you can trade that up to the bell |
| Ladyboy Graham just declared a jihad on our ports. |
| Can someone give me a tldr past hour? Has there been any Cashflow updates? |
| I’ve heard that once or twice before lol. And was Deloitte fired before implementation was completed? That’s also a common theme |
| And eaten too |
| Your 5th grade pictures |
| HE WAS MASTURBATING! |
| get a better job |
| Great point we should do something about that too |
| Agreed… good time to buy. |
| IOVA is my play.\n\nLotto ticket babyyyy |
| Kids getting raped and murdered. |
| Who is worse than permabers and permabools? WSB Nostradumbasses. |
| We're gambling on the poltics |
| eating |
| I thought this was a polymarket thread |
| Anyone who doesn't buy puts on a stock after CitronResearch shorts it is just throwing away free money. I used to hate them because they fucked me on stocks I was in but I've made my money back |
| Oh right. Duh. |
| Like hypothetically I was smart, what would I do right now |
| ORCL can do a lot of things, could go up down or flat, think carefully and try to lose money |
| So range bound |
| When you charge too much there comes a time where global rules won’t matter because people can’t afford to buy their stuff. |
| I tried to go all cash. But I put in what I thought was a fair price for SPY PUTs and it got picked up right before close. So we get to watch crude prices all tomorrow morning again. Yay |
| Wtf is in those files lmao |
| 10% and I'm at ATH. |
| Msft with that slow steady rise that you like to see. Bought in heavy @ $385 - $390. I’m either going to get some good return or be one of those generational bag holders |
| what don’t people understand about nuclear? |
| Peace treaty is coming right after Infrastructure Week and the brilliant health care plan. |
| a wsb first |
| and her lover is leaving too |
| Ber won battle today but they will get assaulted tomorrow\n\nSPY 690eow |
| Why does anyone advertise on CNBC? It's not actually watched by anyone, and only on in the background. Or is it just me? I can stand like 2 people on that entire channel. |
| That's what the daily discussion thread is for thankfully, bros are quick on that |
| it's not really, it's just trump making a fool of himself and destroying his own base, as intended |
| Its a chardonnay kind of day...\n\nAlso: JPM 300c for the W shaped recovery tomorrow |
| I love the low hire, low fire lines from the economists. They have their head so far up their ass. |
| He’s hiding in his hair! 💃💃💃🤣🤣 |
| Kristi gets "fired" and hired. Does she get to keep her jets and Corey? And her blankey? |
| It's pronounced Nostra-DUMBASS |
| Gross. Like my waifu would allow that *tips fedora* |
| Serous question? Sell SNDK and port into ORCL for earnings yes or no? Please!! |
| wtf 😭 |
| Had a google and you're right, the numbers are different. \n\n\nToday I learned |
| Mcdonald’s dude didn’t even bother calling it a burger called that shit a “product”. 😂 |
| Go back to /r/politics. This is a gambling site. |
| Grats on the W. I bought $100k in shares |
| As Munger says invert always invert. |
| the wildly successful movie or the wildly unsuccessful boat? |
| hey, I have a question. Maybe its a dumb one, but I understand that Robinhood begins to automatically sell options around 3:30pm. But typically if an option is otm they let it expire worthless. However in my situation, I had QQQ 0dte $609 and Robinhood sold my calls at 3:45pm. At that time, the stock was still below the strike price. How did Robinhood know that the call was going to be ITM prior to the stock reaching that point? Also why does the chart not show that the stock reached $610? I saw it with my own eyes... |
| I realized a while ago that if I'd have sold all my winners when they were at 50% of what they peaked at that I'd have so much more fucking money today. Trying to time the top is what kills you. |
| What about larry david? |
| DJt… the next taco supreme! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💃💃💃 |
| I really need yall to sell mrvl.. need $80-$85 tomorrow. |
| Fr, very gay |
| They only control 50% of it. They need the other half. |
| Nose Drake: you used to call me on my smellphone |
| We copied the soviet union's trip to Afghanistan, we might as well copy Russia's "3 day special operation" too |
| No no, tomorrow night when we’re powerless. |
| I hear ICE Barbie got fired? |
| inb4 GUH |
| They put the Russian hoes on the ships what else do they want? |
| i wish someone could just stop the music and tell everyone this is all very stupid lmao |
| my conspiracy theory is tomorrow we poop pants |
| lol as war breaks out and market takes continued dives |
| A girl will touch your leg? |
| I was thinking a bigly green day tomorrow, but after that V last hour I'm not sure. LOT's of data coming out in the morning though, before market opens.\n\nAll I know is I'm gonna fuck it up somehow and lose money |
| Soon it'll be "2 weeks" aka 2 years 💀 |
| Half of Congress and the Senate are on board with the heretical notion of an apocalyptic war and Armageddon, involving a nuclear exchange centered on Israel. It's bible fanfic and the nonsense that the American evangelical death cult preach about is nowhere in the actual bible which would upset them if they could read. |
| You can thank SCOTUS for that. Even his little temper tantrum renewed tariffs can only be a certain number of days and then need Congress to renew, which they won’t. |
| I guess Big Tech isn't dead yet. |
| Patiently waiting for the oil rug pull |
| You expect dear leader to be forced to do the things he says he's going to do? |
| So when the market opens down you're going to sell your calls? Genius strategy. Also this will be the most uncertain weekend in years and you think people are going to hold through it? lol |
| If they create the money then why do they need our money? |
| #wen taco tower built in Iran |
| 🧠 |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| random 3-5% GOOGL pump tomorrow would save my life 💔 |
| Sold my puts today at +75%, they would've been +200% if I'd held to the top but hey profit is profit.\n\n\nSitting out tonight, I have no idea which way it's going to flop. |
| Have any other predictions Nostradamus? |
| got some archer $10 leaps, that was probably dumb |
| Yea they raise prices on news not on what they actually paid for the gas in their tanks |
| You have to add A&W now! Lmao I juat saw that one. 😂 |
| 🥭 is such a tactical genius that he turned a quick month war to 8 weeks to now 6 months |
| Too bad. There are human children mining the cobalt for every EV. Too bad |
| don’t worry boys i’m back from my ban and im still down 23% |
| We increased the china tariff this week, lol |
| Most software CLOs are underwater 20-40 points. Lots of shitty software companies are going to not be around in 5 years. |
| Weren't we supposed to be escorting these ships through the strait |
| They’re all like “come eat OUR shit instead of *that* poop!” |
| The only feeling better than sex is unlocking double jump in a metroidvania |
| Thank you |
| don’t care if I am late, I can make it worth the wait, count to 5,6, I ATE |
| Cue worsening news on the war and another after hours nose dive |
| Tomorrow is going to shock all the non believers. It will be a reckoning |
| https://preview.redd.it/7mxmzw6axang1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6528ad0102908480535db9fb689cc3c94531e6f5 |
| Soldiers are fighting for the freedom of pedos to dance in that ballroom 🥀 - calls for SPY 700 EOM |
| btc is the worst volatility hedge ever expect institutions to start a controlled draw down another 25% over the next 3 months |
| > Anthropic chief back in talks with Pentagon about AI deal\n\n>Dario Amodei holding discussions with deputy to Pete Hegseth to reach a compromise on military use of the technology |
| We haven’t had a good China tariff in a while lol |
| I'm not saying all the bols on this app are gay but their boyfriends definitely are. |
| The throat goat for black men allegedly. |
| Where was Tom Fat ''Cuck'' Lee? |
| Congrats bro you are only 134% behind the index |
| Nothing ever happens.\n\nThe market will never crash.\n\nSpy 1000 |
| Same. I only bought 6 9/2026. Guess I'll hold them now for a while. |
| DJT: Khamenei Jr most likely next supreme, but not acceptable to US. DJT to be helping elders choose |
| IOVA GAINZ |
| Oil up 20% Spy down 1% |
| They said interconnect and data center revenue to grow by 50% this year. Both of those directly related to POET\n\n\nBut a name drop would be lit tbh |
| Stop looking at my butt bro |
| When Tesla moon? when? |
| the year is 2030 \n\nyour car is disabled because you didn’t pay your center console monthly subscription fee\n\nyou pull out your phone to pay but it’s dead because all the electricity has been redirected to data centers and you can’t afford surge pricing |
| Markwayne FullRegard Mullet |
| They trying |
| You are fat |
| CNBC is getting more desperate in their coverage. Every single guest they had on today was bullish and "we're buying here" lmao |
| There is no way they let Friday be red.\nBought calls at close. Going to sell at open. Then wait for midday dip to buy more calls. |
| Hey that’s my president, he’s the goat |
| On SPYM |
| That EOD pump was so mean to the BERS!! |
| Its kinda setup right now with a possible failed breakout just like it did middle of Jan. |
| Red pre market red open orange president |
| 20 point drop incoming |
| Was bored after a nice gain today and just bought a single spy put for tomorrow to help the market rise |
| U need 30% of it |
| GAP just gapped my asshole 😭 |
| At first, I thought you meant you were 70 years old 😅 |
| I got puts |
| Well that was rude |
| Even better when you realize SPY is up nearly 150% since then |
| Been looking at different defense etfs and the differences are quite striking. Some have palantir at a major 8+% holding, while for others it's not even in the top 10 holdings. Some have all the classic names you would expect while others have companies i have never heard of. |
| Like if you scared for Tomorrow ( millions worth of puts loaded with exp Friday ) |
| SPY 685 tomorrow |
| CEOs are only eating fast food because the prices have crossed the line from affordable into fine dining... |
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| Hey hey hey now. The Saudis are helping I bet |
| Do they know where the World Cup is this year? |
| Puts on Amazon. |
| When 🌽 crash? |
| Dude. Thank you. Bought $100k of MRVL before close because of you. Up $15k |
| Glad I didn't impulse buy Costco today. I knew it was a bad idea but I also love being regarded |
| yes |
| Comex is raising energy/oil/gas/freight margin requirements tomorrow and dropping Gold/Silver/Palladium \~3-4%\n\nhttps://www.cmegroup.com/content/dam/cmegroup/notices/clearing/2026/03/chadv26-095.pdf(https://www.cmegroup.com/content/dam/cmegroup/notices/clearing/2026/03/chadv26-095.pdf)\n\nOil should see downward pressure but who knows if its enough to actually lower prices compared to the kinetic reality.\n\nBut I trade gold and generally instability like wars sees flights TO PMs, while instead we have been bleeding. I theorized this was a liquidity crisis as folks liquidated to cover margin requirements elsewhere. This confirms my theory a bit. I expect upward price movement tomorrow. |
| The Bear god spoke to me, once again, and he told me just one word: red. |
| At this point, if a position is green at all EOD I'm just gonna sell it. Gains are gains and it seems like every day theres a new good spot to buy in. |
| Hoping Sydney Sweeny plans a friendly takeover of my underpants. |
| Sound logic. I have Puts for 6/18 and am a net seller of options for the 3/27 exp. \n\nThis noise surrounding geopolitical issues is a nothing burger. Look where we have gone before and after each conflict last 20-30 years. \n\nI’m buying this dip. |
| Jump on PINS |
| Accenture acquires Downdetector, then 1 day later downtector captures 20k "Amazon is down" complaints? 'Sus. |
| Took my account down 37% to up 2%. Lmao with this market |
| gold is only useful if the global economy continues as usual why not just buy oil or better yet wheat futures |
| So Congress is just going to let the admin follow through with bringing on their precious apocalypse, huh. Rabid idiots in charge and we get front row |
| That deficit thing is just slop for the white blue collar workers to get excited about. The divide in America is basically southern and Midwest whites + blue collar workers vs coastal cities with more intelligent urban populations. The southerners dont care about lies theyd vote for anything GOP at this point. |
| To the guy who said puts on marvel because it always dumps, this is exactly why I got calls. Thank you |
| Wait i got some cash to lose how do i do this |
| It’s dropping bro…hold your horses |
| marvell just announced they're singlehandedly ending the war on the call? wtf? |
| There are humans there... |
| I go there for booze sometimes. I feel like it's either going to $5 or $10. No inbetween. |
| Was a plan ? More like it , was a concept of a plan. |
| BeauREGARD beats it in my opinion |
| 70 and sunny out today. First time I’ve been able to sun my b hole in ages. \n\n\n\n#🍑☀️ |
| CNBC headline: Stocks making the biggest move AH, Costco.\n\nMeanwhile, Costco moves 0.26% |
| I like that Iran is still concerned about their world cup chances. |
| Do people still pretend and think it's a conspiracy that the richest man in the world hasn't been pumping his stock any time it starts going to Tesla real value? Like nobody really still believes that do they? |
| It's an Oklahoma thing |
| the continued DXY fugazi will only make the elevator down faster and more deadly |
| holy shit i have way too many MRVL 80C for my own good. anyone want one? |
| Yes pls |
| Literally bragging about paper trading gains 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Europe is another crisis waiting to happen. |
| Full ported gap puts, mrvl calls today |
| Can’t get anymore southern name than “Markwayne”. Literally 2 names shoved together. |
| When’s the Greenland invasion? 😑 |
| HOLD ME LEO |
| hope they print for you bro we all need that one win |
| Puts on iwm |
| 87, but we calculate it differently i believe. |
| Are we on it |
| My conspiracy theory is tomorrow we pamp to kill poots \n\nThen poots after close will print |
| I bought SPY 3/6 $680 puts at $4.50 yesterday morning that were down to something like $3 at one point but hit my limit sell at $6 today.\n\nGod, volatility like this ain't healthy for the market, but it sure is fun. |
| SPY 300 basically guaranteed before this admin is done in 2029 |
| Ignore my other comment. I now know hwat you're talking about. |
| Common Marvell, just mention POET a few times. 😘 |
| How much margin do they require to sell it btw? |
| MRVL showing me how many inches it’s going to shove in my ass after it falls back in overnight |
| Same but me was TSLA 🤣 |
| lmao |
| Laptop with [ALL the ports.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/s/VJcmPt78OD)\n\n\n I’m disgusted and impressed. I want the speakers. |
| Understandable. My only advice is don’t think about, and if you do start drinking |
| RIP Chicago! |
| Cuba is closer on being mexico 32nd than being invaded by the US |
| Promises made promises ACK—- |
| despite gains on the day, i’m still questioning if im gay |
| Ever seen the titanic? |
| 91? That's the baseline in New Zealand, high performance cars use 95 or 98.\n\n\nWhat's "standard" petrol in the US? |
| I’m fairly confused with this market |
| We will find out on some Saturday morning in the next few months |
| trump: cuba next |
| gusanos are begging from Miami |
| I’ll take it |
| LMAO |
| We’re winning so much and winning so big that I’m tired of winning and wish it was 2028 already |
| This is me |
| As everybody said that was a trash company I KNEW i should have bought calls. I knew it and i didn't.. |
| Trump is the American Trump |
| This type of change has to come from their own people, not corrupt us government with second intentions. |
| So in order to live in a country you where born in you have to pretend said country is number one? |
| It's down because sentiment. It's historically an incredibly well managed company with a long strategic time horizon. I trust management. |
| Congress is useless |
| Your savings are about to go through an abortion |
| Market is putting on a masterclass in bagholding distribution |
| We had 2 closes this week very close to 680, and 2 around mid 680. More likely to go down until the Iran war is resolved/ or a reaches a steady state. |
| just get eur futures gold is overpriced already |
| oooff |
| #🫦🫦🫦 |
| Not yet imo, plus they're closing a lot of stores and spending money on their house brand which sucks. I go to them a lot and they kinda suck atm 😂 |
| merger and acquisition |
| https://preview.redd.it/7u0a3rhivang1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08acfed0202c747ea39d56ecc388b6a92f351de1\n\nIn-N-Out enters the Room to review their "product" |
| ASU maxilla mogged gainsmaxxing sub5 |
| 6 7 ???? |
| Every ber flag makes me feel more confident in my calls |
| "No more wars!" |
| Trump is the American Putin |
| Ah yes, extreme actions never have consequences. |
| Will MRVL actually hold this time |
| Cubs is now 6 weeks away from obtain nuclear weapons |
| It's all computer |
| I won't complain, just funny when you look at the numbers. Glad I came out ahead. |
| I’m just hoping both of the Put Credit Spread positions I have expire worked tomorrow. |
| We’re gonna wake up down 3% |
| We moved 5 licenses off ChatGPT this week to Anthropic. We will be moving 5 more each month for the next 4 months. It's only 25, but we're doing our part. |
| god i wish i was a gusano they're the only people the us government actually cares about satisfying |
| Our my 23.50 gap puts printing are not guys? |
| Are you retarded? Cubans are begging for a change lmfao |
| https://preview.redd.it/7ggp84nfvang1.png?width=4128&format=png&auto=webp&s=79201256f72340f3e1e82473317a87bf0ec0a578\n\n |
| Marvl 5 bagger so far damn |
| Profit is a profit. |
| US just going crazy if they go after cuba next... rules based global order dead in the water. Completely new regime where might makes right.\n\nCalls on gold... |
| Iran isn't going as planned....\n\nBetter invade Cuba |
| 54th you mean.. or did you forget Puerto Rico and Guam?? |
| War power vote fails in house… |
| So, when did he sell? How much did he invest? As if the raise was so enormous, lol. |
| Bring back Biden's market |
| Friendly takeover… |
| Why would you want that - or think it has a better outcome than just SPX |
| My MRVL calls✅ |
| LOL 🥭 says Cuba is next. Just leave my cigars alone, man. |
| Maybe they’re more comfortable with tendies |
| Day by day, Inglorious Basterds feels like a real life documentary. |
| Not good, but there were bigger reasons the economy crashed in 2008. |
| An increasingly thin supply of sophisticated munitions as their main supplier goes away |
| you all better wrap up\n\nthis market has AIDS |
| Brought to you by Carl Jrs. |
| i'm down 88% since 2021 im not longer believe in myself |
| $7 POET CSPs were free money today. |
| grainsfirst crackers are where its at. Nice hint of sesame. |
| Now he wants to invade Cuba? 🙄 |
| You've given more thought to this than the current admin. |
| Don’t give him ideas lol |
| Every $10 increase in oil prices raises inflation by about \~20 bps. $95/BBL would mean roughly \~3.2% inflation. The last time oil hit $150/BBL the economy collapsed in 2008. GG |
| Traded a bit over $500K notional value today and cleared $748. Winning. 😎 |
| U.S. didn't have Palantir at the time... But on a serious note, we could have, we didn't have the will power to fight a war the way a war must truly be fought; with resolute ferocity. We can all hate Trump but he doesn't care about the optics of taking extreme actions, in a war thats what you need if you want to win. Of course, one might say that was by design in Afghanistan, we wanted a forever war because it made a lot of people very wealthy, winning would have meant shutting off the spigot. |
| fingers crossed |
| Treasury to combat rising energy prices (includes using oil futures market) \nGUH. |
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| Trust me bro |
| Doubt it, look who would be next |
| Is Grocery Outlet a buy or nah? |
| gonna need to see spy smash lower than 675 tomorrow. lets see 670 boys. |
| I'm already up like 25%. Hopefully it keeps pumping tmr. |
| 🥭 should start doing ad reads before speeches |
| No WW3... China doesn't want to join a proxy war in iran. Russia might...\n\nRest of the world would also love to stay out or get it sorted quick...\n\nThe US is allied with most middle eastern countries at this point. A far cry from the different factions that were the norm over the last century. |
| and yet here you are |
| Not yet!! I got faith and I doubled down on the cheap |
| I don't pull out. I'm getting this market pregnant and idc. |
| just don't compare your return to the spx returns, and if you had just stuck the money there from the beginning |
| !remindme 24 hours |
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| Now what. |
| No one's really going to back Iran, also Iran is almost done for at this point lol |
| Avgo |
| I think i made $157 today.... |
| Sad. Very dumb. It closed over VWAP after consolidating around 676, everybody saw it. A smart trader would’ve bought the 676 ATM calls for tomorrow and made a huge profit. Huge. |
| Happens to everyone kid |
| All the value bros can’t help themselves |
| Don't forget to pull out of the market before the weekend. Donny always does mad stuff during the weekend. |
| Sports car, 21mpg? You have an Econ car baby. My Lamborghini is 15mpg and my Bentley 18mpg |
| Fuck you RDDT you piece of shit |
| MAGA industrial socialism at work. |
| There is no plan, the whole thing is fucked |
| same dude. sucks when you see your potential profits leave you behind |
| TACO going to do Taco things tomorrow to avoid the Epstein files and the job report |
| Saltines? Well la di da your majesty |
| Why SaaS inversing spy lately ?? |
| Imagine thinking the USA isn't #1 and still living here. Be like the illegals and get shit done. |
| If ~~he~~ they ~~dies~~ rise, they rise |
| puppy killing hoe |
| Spy puts & TSLA calls for tomorrow im regarded |
| Serious question: Even if the Iranian government "surrenders," what's there to stop terrorist groups in the region from firing rockets and drones at ships in the strait for years? The US not being able to eject the Taliban after 20 years doesn't give me confidence that they can bomb out all the terrorist groups in the region. |
| Cope |
| r u ok |
| Broke retard |
| So you've also noticed something unusual? Guaranteed flat tmr then lmao |
| Can't wait til we get to see how the Kospi takes the news |
| Can hardly call that dumping. |
| Not a chance champ |
| Go ZUCK yourself… |
| Tomorrow we might close in the high 670s. |
| damn wish i didn't buy a sports car that gets 21mpg and requires 91 octane in january. haven't sold the old shitbox yet if prices stay high maybe i just drive that until it gets impounded or kills me in a collision |
| Fell back to the price from 10AM today. |
| Recession indicator. |
| I think 2025 close was $681.92. It’s like a magnet. |
| Smells like too many bitch ass bers in here smh |
| Hopefully GOOG wakes up |
| Rip US economy |
| 4.6% is not a crash. That can happen on any normal day in America |
| Hello |
| We dropped today champ what you mean |
| Maybe you should take that out yo bitch ass mouf lmao |
| Suarez cracking jokes behind mango |
| Continuing the correction and boom next week |
| Enjoy that peace ya cunts |
| Best I can do is dollar tree saltines |
| It always is |
| both will print somehow |
| I've been watching vix futures for a few months... & don't exactly grasp when the RR is right. I get it that there are some obvious set ups, but the margin for error seems low and entries kinda narrow. |
| Technical analysis isn’t just horoscopes for men and it isn’t crayon drawings…\n\nThe stock’s price is the only figure that incorporates all fundamental and psychological information, so trends in price are incredibly important and insightful |
| I was just joking I was trying to summon the spygods to pump us and I think the pump started right as I posted that |
| “Cuba action could happen within weeks”\n\n…if they refuse to rename to Tetrahedrona |
| 🥭 on Anthropic\n> "Well, I fired Anthropic. Anthropic is in trouble because I fired [them] like dogs, because they shouldn't have done that."\n#\nYears from now, we will revisit this and say: “And Anthropic took that personally.” |
| So many fucking 1000 baggers on INTU. |
| good bot |
| God I love watching MRNA take it in the butt |
| every Friday morning when the check hits many people immediately plow $50 into the nasdaq. billions every week are bought with no regard for market conditions so price discovery is no longer a thing it's just hype stocks getting propped up by recurring investments. how tf you think tesler trades at 500 p/e despite delivering nothing in 15 years |
| Taco looking for another bribe.. moneys tight.. come on Nvidia bend over |
| Reddit is broken? I only see old posts. Sorted by new |
| !banbet SPX 1% 1D |
| Looking at global x fintech etf it does look like the bottom should be just about in. |
| 30% - 50% YoY growth in many product lines from now until 2028. They are expecting 40% increase in sales for the next 12 months, and then 50% higher after that in many products. They already have stuff in process and custom work in design for 2028 giving them visibility. They are providing products to all 5 hyperscalers. Honestly, it's the most bullish call I've heard in a long time from a company. |
| I thought so too, I looked like a genius then what ever u was doing wasn't working and took a bunch of Ls this week and last |
| LMAO🤌🏻 |
| Jonesing for a sleeve of ritz crackers rn |
| is amazon down bearish because no orders or bullish because no returns?\n\n |
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| Once spy closes under 680, it’s time to short it |
| $77k premium pocketed so far this year, $39.7k more coming in the next 45 DTE or so... thank you all\n\n(down like $600k ish from ATHs) |
| So did salesforce and they had to hire them back at a desperate premium as AI couldn’t produce results |
| It never makes sense it would be too easy, it would be out of nowhere. |
| They can just ride the floating trash piles |
| I wish I got paid that much for being a gooner |
| I'm on track to be the next Bill Hwang. |
| just sold thank god |
| Small group of experienced Ukrainians, they obviously need them more |
| The fuckin tech bros as thanks to mango for reducing their taxes to -100% and giving them all the tax payers money as government spending + letting ice shoot anybody with unfitting opinion..greatest country ever. I am changing the planet |
| Grow balls and trade with real money |
| Sure and it will Go up as soon as the calls are sold |
| lol if that’s the case. We pump until sour hour. Smooth brain |
| Oil dumping. War over. |
| 🤌🏻 |
| I hate closing because I can only trade options for 3 hours out of my shift. The rest of the day I have to just rawdog this bullshit without the fantasy of getting rich and walking the fuck out of here |
| Solid piece, but the CON guy was way too backwards thinking. Here is a much better “forward thinking” piece.\nEnjoy !\n\nhttps://youtu.be/pOihzbIUloA?si=sYYp6VC6PJLQuyq3 |
| Big if true |
| alright, I guess I will just keep this in mind going forward. I still have no idea what I could have theoretically sold the premium for since it went past the $609 strike point. It reached $610 from what I saw. |
| It’s already edging 85, which would mean 100% return. |
| >peacefully annex\n\n#LMAO |
| Hard to hear you over the orange ball gag |
| When are we dropping? The markets reaction to these barrel prices doesn't make sense |
| Walmart has everything a consumer wants and needs, but unlike Amazon, Walmart offers free shipping without monthly prime membership. They are just being more competitive. And they have the stores/real estate increasing in value every year, too. |
| Inflation will take most of us there. |
| CVNA being up 14 pts is criminal and comical |
| I think we are at the start of WWIII |
| Opened monday +30k with my USO calls over the weekend.\n\nOvertraded like shit and now Im just up 6K on rh month…\n\nJan: 18k\nFeb: 25k\nMar: 6k so far\n\nIm retarded isk why I decided to trade instead of just holding USO calls. |
| the current Amazon Shopping outage is likely related to a third party reseller pricing supply chain attack that forced Amazon to take their own pricing and checkout systems offline. buckle up |
| Find someone who loves you like SPY loves the 680s\n\nJust won’t let them go!!! True love!!! |
| My play for tomorrow is \nSPY put 675 for 3/6\nSPY call 690 3/13 |
| Yes thats why Square fired half their workforce and said they were replaced with ai |
| They'll do it by selling ads alongside their ChatGPT output. For context, Alphabet and Meta will combine to sell more than $550 billion in ads this year. |
| Found Rubio’s burner |
| Yes peacefully.... |
| Nobody wants to hold calls over the weekend.. blood bath tomorrow.. there wont be any V |
| apparently I'm on track to be a billionaire by the age of 95, or Warren Buffett's age |
| my MRVL calls PRINTING |
| We are safe now |
| that's how they get you.... because it'll keep going down, then u buy more because it'll go up for sure...and it continues going down |
| Yes. Cuba would be cool |
| it means they are having supply issues buddy |
| and if my aunt had wheels I'd take her to a chop shop |
| Smart money |
| Let Cuba collapse for another month. Enforce the blockade and dare Russia to challenge you. You have the full might of the U.S. military at your finger tips |
| Hy don’t they give homeless houseboats there’s plenty of ocean for everyone |
| Just gonna need corn to retrace that huge run up a bit more. |
| American Dream? |
| My puts got pucked |
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| There is no war in Ba Sing Se |
| Dude is playing "Risk" conquering all countries one by one |
| me crying a river would still be more productive then you bragging about your fake paper trade gains gay boy |
| Money market mutual fund |
| Generally, yes!\nToday was an awful trading day, but YTD isn't bad at all.\nPersonal life, never better. Hope the same for you! |
| whoops |
| Brother, they sure as hell do. |
| What are they saying i’m at work rn |
| I think so unless the bear thesis plays out and earnings start to come down. |
| 😂😂😭😭 |
| ben shapiro being a huge fan of Wicked and musical theater in general is so funny \n\nin between ranting about palestinian kids deserving hellfire missiles |
| Big vehicle flag rally in Miami last weekend full of Cuban people asking for intervention in Cuba. |
| 52nd you mean? We have greenland? |
| Themselves and their “friends”. I thought that much was obvious |
| I saw the volume on those calls today too. Also getting my toe wet. |
| If trump peacefully annexes Cuba and makes it the 51st state he deserves a monument at the National Mall |
| Calls on MSSI |
| He looks like a giant Turkey, a juicy oven baked Turkey 🦃 🦃 |
| Buy MRVL. You should hear the shit they are saying. |
| A new sub could be created for them: \n\n“Men that don’t swallow”\n\n -No Diddy |
| Goddanm OP is actually reverse-Nostradumfuck lol wrote some actually shifty predictions that was proven wrong so fast. |
| .....and one hell of a sandwich!" |
| Sold the calls at 3:45 today. Missed the push in the last 15 min but didn't want to forget and hold overnight. |
| 2 weeks! |
| You good?? |
| Can’t i’m posting from jail |
| You could get it with your annualized bi-weekly or monthly revenue though. \n |
| 185c 1dte. Sold 15 min before the bell and missed out on another 30% gains if I had held until 3:58. |
| Only meth tbh |
| Shadow realm |
| Bro I made $65 |
| That's super normal in my experience with a different broker |
| >Trump: We want to finish Iran first, but Cuba is a question of time. |
| one day It goes up the next day it goes down then up then down im going all in tmrw on whatever the fuck and profiting from the loop |
| God speed |
| puss |
| 🤌 |
| Omg cry me a river |
| White castle ceo takes one bite and its gone lol 😆 |
| Give me 7-15 so I can max calls at 670 |
| never have stop loses, they will fuck you up |
| imagine if you lost 5k☠️ |
| ??\n\n\nA lot of republican voters wanted her out since her comments on the Pretti shooting.\n\n\nDon't equate republican voters = we love all republican politicians, and everything they say or do..\n\n\nBecause it is entirely incorrect. |
| I tried to apply for the CEO job, but they never got back to my picture of Bruce Jenner in the olympics. |
| As opposed to flawless human execution.\n\n\nLike it or not that shit is coming for our jerbs. |
| I dont get it the fuckin nasdaq should be 3000 points deeper. Who the fuck is keeping this market up!? It cant be just the imbecilic us retail investors |
| oil dumped hard at 3pm and just continues to melt down. is the war over or? |
| Bout to be 1-0 chud |
| You listed all of the things AI is bad at but nothing that it is actually good at. Its great at doing initial drafts pf basic work or doing generalized research which an experienced professional can use as a starting point. Its an efficiency tool right now, not a replacement for anything but it is definitely has serious business applications. |
| Price of gas went up 5% today. That might have an impact on Asian markets tonight. And certainly could drag index’s down tomorrow. |
| I have a ban fetish |
| u r so right bro |
| Correct, now put my fries in the bag please |
| Did you make out? |
| That’s a slam dunk ban |
| Nah |
| Pretty good win loss ratio, lord help our ports 🙏 |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/retard_trader** bet **SOFI** goes from **19.23** to **21.0** before **20-Mar-2026 04:48 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Yeah I have a bad feeling the real number is being suppressed... |
| !banbet sofi 21 15d |
| Yep. Carpenter. Smith. Tanner. Nutlick. |
| business idea: Guardian Angels but we go around LA attacking doordash robots |
| Shut yo bitch ass up |
| Only until your insurance runs out |
| 😔 |
| Now with war and dxy spiking voo looks pretty good again tbh. I also still to a barbell approach where most of my money is in voo with only small regard positions. I do think commodities and precious metals could become an even bigger story soon.\n\nWhat's the problem with private credit? |
| Lol retard imagine losing 5k, imagine the things you could’ve bought 😂😂😂😂. Imbecile. |
| No. I have other highly regarded trades in play. |
| cheap eggs! Emails!!! |
| Its cause you a goyim |
| Nobody subscribes to Pizzas. |
| We don't need to attack Cuba with guns and missiles, we've been starving them instead. |
| Any news on that last hour or just yo yo market doing yo yo things |
| no |
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| !banbet SPY 670 24h |
| The stock market learned me many valuable life lessons such as always inverse yourself |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/LadderAdmirable** bet **SPY** goes from **680.09** to **672.0** before **06-Mar-2026 04:47 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 8 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet SPY 672 1d |
| july |
| so far. |
| Bold of you to assume I have a wife Apple puts guy |
| Rusty trombone |
| Prove me wrong… AI is currently a product that is too unreliable to be used for business. It makes frequent errors, hallucinates numbers, and isn’t nearly reliable or accurate enough for serious business applications yet. |
| is that your only play rn |
| Are there any wealthy sugar mama type cougars in here?\n\nI just, I'm tired of working\n\nMake Male Sugar Babies Great Again |
| No |
| Eventually 4.8% is what you make in a month |
| My takeaway is that you need to make this much per hour to buy an extra value meal: \n \nMcDonald’s CEO ≈ **$6,600/hour** \nWendy’s CEO ≈ **$8,300/hour** \nBurger King parent CEO ≈ **$7,000/hour** |
| Wsb wives are all getting the big one right now from their bfs |
| Look at this [GoPro section at Best Buy.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fuuvddlkhwvkg1.jpeg) It is sandwiched right between their competitors DJI and Insta360. Naturally the only way to interpret this is GoPro is so popular their products are flying off the shelves. They can't even keep the display models in stock. |
| bruh just finish with iran war and then start thinking about cuba... what a fucking mess \n\nmuh peace tbh |
| Plus, the elder Ellison needs to funnel a shit-ton of money to his son for overpaying on the acquistion of Warner Bros. |
| Kristi Noem, we hardly knew ‘em. |
| Does this mean you comment a lot or get alot of upvotes? |
| In a 20% drawdown because of israel |
| Down like 10% on the port since March began. Feelsgoodman |
| go watch anime n get tf out my notifications cornball |
| I’m short 4000 barrels of oil. AMA. |
| My favorite |
| No |
| Will print |
| A whole lot of bases have had direct hits and several buildings destroyed.... no chance that the real number is 6 US servicemen killed |
| Wen the Big One™️? |
| Chooo choooo |
| no jobs report will tank the market. oil will shoot up again. |
| I lost $400 holding shares #investor 🫦 |
| 3 different comments mentioning prolapsing in the last like 5 minutes. You freaks okay? |
| Rather, even dumber. |
| Please don’t - I’ll cum |
| Allow the US to set up military base - become missile sponge for the US. |
| Do chiropractors really work? |
| Not til Friday after hours |
| Bulls use the word 'hurted'. |
| We flat r u blind |
| Looking for spy to break out of it’s 680-696 range soon… thinking downside is more likely. If we get a close below 680 I’m gonna hammer the short button |
| use old reddit, then you don't see all that useless bullshit |
| Be a man, kick her out now, full port on SPY calls |
| Cuba would send spy to 800 |
| Thank you… 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Oh I gotcha now, I agree too, but knowing how stupid the market is I wouldn’t be surprised if spy pumped through the first half of tomorrow then drop |
| Officer doofy reporting for doodie |
| all the profits in tech are being "rotated" into Walmart. it also give dividends and is considred a "defensive stock" |
| am i regarded for holding 1dte 679p overnight |
| i am fuk |
| Weird performative bullshit. Millionaires cosplaying as the poor people who have to live off of their shitty food. If they ever get sick of selling burgers they'd making a killing letting us eat the rich. |
| I did lol sold a bit early left about 20k on the table across my positions. Still ended the day up about 60k from close and 46k from my entry |
| Let’s do this… 💃💃💃🤣 |
| 2026 years old /s |
| Diddy was early on the oil trade |
| Back to 5.34 USD. Good luck |
| Nice streak lol hope you are right again |
| What are you talking about? Those are principled people who have standards!\n\nIn fact, they have TWICE the standards the rest of us do... |
| Highlands closed and I really liked that place 😔 |
| You know you can prevent this by entering a close out order above current price prior to 3:30? At 3:30 you’ll get an alert your order was canceled and you’ve got literally like 15 seconds to enter another one before their automated system does. You can repeat this every minute. It’s annoying AF but once you’ve gotten the hang of quickly re entering you can beat the system |
| Welcome to the club. This is the badge of the retards. |
| It should be rocketing, now it just follows the indexes like a pos |
| Cuba is next.. -2% tomorrow kids |
| always have stop loses, especially if your day is busy |
| Doggie |
| jesus 950 death toll in Iran and 6 us servicemen killed. And here I am worried about gambling on the market based on this war and oil news |
| So software bottom or…? |
| Bondi called the top perfectly. |
| I just noticed the 1% commenter badge I got here what a fucking loser I am no wonder my girl is leaving me when our lease is up |
| Costco baby. We don't like violent up and downs. Just a slow steady erection all year long |
| wish my lady's bj beat expectation |
| Oil |
| frozen chipotle bowl from supermarket actually tastes good |
| Y’all are my favorite people. The degenerates that march the world forward |
| Watching on side line. ive made a lot this week but could have kept more if i didnt jump back into this craziness. I can see a case for buying puts over weekend as a YOLO since its a good chance trump does something dumb |
| said your wife's boyfriend |
| Why is bro still talking about DOW 50,000\n#\nBro we lost more than 2,000 points since then 😩 |
| What strike NVDA?\nI’m holding 185 1dte up 50% @ close |
| tehran baddie gifs |
| Always do |
| If oil keeps climbing over the next few weeks. What would be best to position yourself in to benefit? |
| atleast he is likeable tho |
| Bro you just know her asshole is so blown out that a single sneeze will prolapse her entire colon onto you |
| It’s definitely changed things |
| \nBJs Beat expectations \n |
| My calls will print, thanks regard!!! |
| Lost track of time and didnt get to sell my 1 DTE 185 NVDA Call .. I was up 60% and now it'll be -60% 🥲 |
| how is this whole mess fundamentally temporary? maybe it's fundamentally about 2 years? or fundamentally temporary after blowing up refineries and oil fields that take 5 years to rebuild? |
| There are plenty of well off people that eat that stuff. Money doesn't change your taste in food all of the sudden. |
| Jobs report will be down from government shutdown.\nGoing to be a nasty green dildo @ 530 |
| making money in this market is quite easy, you just need to be MM |
| I don't even remember who people used to blame for their wrong ideas and bad trade management before 🥭. It definitely wasn't themselves, never. This volatility is the best trading you may get in your lifetime. |
| Tomorrow is going to be worse than the Lanterns show |
| Who's paying who though? WH paying Inter Miami to take their squad their for a publicity stunt, or Inter Miami paid them to go there? \n\nI feel like either don't make sense |
| Your bet is smarter, but it lags with real world info. Your shit snaps up a week after gold |
| Trump just called it 50k DOW was the top for the next 4 years.\n\ncongratz bers |
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| Back to the ranch to kill helpless little animals. |
| !banbet SPY 689.9 1D |
| I bought 10x 3/9 $GLD puts this morning, which have already lost 39% of their value from theta lol. So that's my play. Anyone else playing gold? |
| CEO of autism |
| Nutlick is an occupational last name |
| Kristi Noem is so hot Jesus Christ\n\nLet me nut once. Plz |
| Honestly, I can't figure out if you're joking or not |
| Fascism, pretty much |
| Month 5 of going nowhere 🥱 |
| Hey fuck you |
| Speed was right. Messi sucks ass |
| Same, but gold miner calls, which somehow is worse; gold miners are nowhere near the Middle East, and they already have energy delivery contracts in place for months, so this pummeling is not nice. |
| Morning SPY calls failed, so revenge bought NVDA puts. Missed the bottom by 5 min and begrudgingly sold on the way up.\n\nSo annoyed that I missed out on big profits that I deposited $1k and rode the wave up with NVDA and SPY calls to end the day up 25% on the account.\n\nRevenge trading works. I am doomed. |
| I just said it's better here. Nobody is saying it's fucking gourmet shit. I can and often make burgers that are much better, but sometimes you are in a hurry and you know what you'll get McD. Also, their prices are still great. They just hit perfectly for me personally. Not old school beef tallow, but still good. |
| Nooo Warren! Noo, not like this! |
| DOW IS 50K NOW!!!! |
| No prisoners |
| Down to 4$ now |
| That marine that got his arm broke and didn’t even react or make a noise is exactly how stoic I am when I don’t buy puts and it tanks |
| Don't you guys love the feeling of at least hitting break even? |
| We did Dow 5k lol |
| gonna keep watching nvidia like a hawk.. my one share might not be much but it's honest work lol. |
| I will celebrate the day he kicks the bucket |
| Messi going to award Trump the MLS Peace Prize |
| Instacart lets you choose your banana |
| On some days ber is fuk.\n\nOn some days bull is fuk.\n\nSometimes even theta is fuk.\n\nHowever, $BULL is always fuk 💀 |
| eradication of all humans is priced in |
| These are 7-10% after movements if added? |
| You cant buy anything from amazon.\n\nIts saying unavailable. \n\nPuts? |
| 8 years to breakeven? Shit like this inspire me |
| https://preview.redd.it/baw8vti9qang1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=406d5c8ba1016d040479afe7c52e52923625d6f8\n\n |
| Socialism with American characteristics |
| Been playing RTX exclusively for like a year now with monthly’s |
| Banbet pussy |
| Bears won today |
| These companies are highly banking on subscription models into the future. \n\nThey’re going to get all of this massive funding, a lot of it public funding, and then lock everyone who uses their tools into subscription models. It’s a smart business move, but as a consumer it’s terrible. \n\nWhy is the future turning out to be such a fucking shit show |
| I get to have sex tonight, \n\nI hope I don’t prolapse |
| he's not making much money unless it goes up higher from here, 80c were 2.10 and so his breakeven is 82.10, he needs a bigger move. but, that may happen tomorrow |
| Couple of letters can make a big difference in fortunes. |
| Brittney for DHS Secretary |
| I hate corn and i got some disgusting $200's for MSTR. |
| Pause brother pause |
| Finally the stars aligned for me today. |
| Sad but true |
| why would Iran close Hormuz to its own tankers? they'll keep selling their own oil to anyone who will buy it. but other tankers are screwed. it's like when the Houthis let Chinese tankers through the Red Sea but attacked other tankers, especially Israeli owned ones. |
| Money |
| Damn, well I’m delighted. Masallah, as theyd say in 🇹🇷 |
| By next week we'll all have to speak Farsi |
| missing bidens 22-24 market a lil too much rn. that deserves a drink |
| Wendy's is the only one that ate a burger that looks like the one you'd get from the restaurant. The other two were crafted to look far better than they really are. |
| nailed it |
| I'll cum in my mouth if that happened |
| #Free Britney! |
| 🥭 just appointed Messi the interim leader of Iran |
| Why is OMDA not moving on banger earnings? |
| About to be some 5yr bag holders of MCD,COST,WMT etc... |
| Oil finna go over $100 EAZZZZY |
| Yeah why the fuck are Inter Miami players there???? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/WarenBoffet made a bet that SPY would go to 690.0 within **8 hours** when it was 682.908 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 9 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Is there even any consensus on who is fuk today? Bulls? Bears? Everyone? |
| Biggest lie the GOP has ever perpetrated is the idea that they lower the deficit. They don’t. They just stop talking about the deficit when they’re in power, then go back to whining about it the second they’re not in power. \n\nTotal insanity |
| Let’s see how unemployment rate would play out tomorrow! |
| Loaded to the tits with puts off the end of day pump. Gonna be rich tomorrow. |
| I'm pretty sure he's a brokeboi who just shit posts and doesn't even have the payroll to be the brave bol he claims to be xd |
| I have learned that when I trade TSLA, I lose money |
| very bullish tomorrow |
| 🥭 live right now with Messi at his side talking about the Iranian war, i swear this reality feels like a fever dream. |
| Sorry, I meant 667 |
| 🔜 |
| True, trade the sideways. |
| So bullish or bearish for GLD ? |
| Or a ber on a Kong Dong Rectum Ripper 5000. |
| He doesn’t trade. Only shitposts. |
| I predict SPY 690 tomorrow.\n\nEither I'm right and I'll brag about it tomorrow,\n\nor I'm wrong and I won't acknowledge it 💀 |
| Made 18% on my portfolio today but trying to buckle up mentally bc anything can happen overnight |
| We cooked or un cooked |
| The call/put volume is more intense for MSTR than I expected. Regards super bullish on corn evidently. |
| Well....us I guess. |
| We already went to like 675 today lol. |
| Could have literal nukes flying and Im certain Spy would do -0.6% |
| Sounds like the language rift in Canada. Only tacopedo could unite French and English speakers up north. |
| 687 and I load up on puts again |
| So fyi \n\nI have a high yield account but I didn’t wanted to be tempted \n\nSo I shredded the debit card and locked myself out of it \n\nNow I just get automatic deposits and am unable to access the money LOL |
| He was so convicted last night too 🤣 |
| Gamesuck puts its free money I will scream it from the mountain tops until I’m rich or ur rich |
| I miss massive green shafts |
| I'd prefer 677 |
| gtlb come on do something, no no not that …. |
| Try to survive a margin call. ☎️ 📈 ☠️ |
| You’re late. |
| I remember way back in the day when gas was less than $2 a gallon. But last Tuesday was a long time ago.\n\n> The Biden administration and its allies in Congress gave us the worst inflation in the history of our country. But in 12 months, my administration has driven core inflation down to the lowest level in more than five years. And in the last three months of 2025, it was down to 1.7%. Gasoline, which reached a peak of over $6 a gallon in some states under my predecessor and was, quite honestly, a disaster, is now below $2.30 a gallon in most states, and in some places $1.99 a gallon. And when I visited the great state of Iowa just a few weeks ago, I even saw $1.85 a gallon for gasoline, the lowest in four years, and falling fast.\n\nhttps://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-transcript-state-of-union-2026-c13e2a07df999b464b733f4a6e84dbd4 |
| Krknf / PNG just made a major acquisition and had a bit of a dip today. Probably a 5x stock over the next two years |
| I hear ya .. I'm in just about exactly the same place ,, cept my average is in the mid 5's lol, I bought a fair # at 12's |
| Sitting in nothing but SPX and GLD calls |
| He looked like he was peeing his pants in the J6 photos of him hiding behind the women blocking mob from breeching the door to the chamber. |
| Resisting the 🏳️🌈 urge to load up puts for the end of July |
| Not to 🥭 apprently |
| When it was down 35% it kept on going down. |
| Aight dont go spending it all on hookers and blow !! Open up a trust fund and set your kids up for generational wealth |
| If that’s a significant sum of money to you, a high yield bank account. |
| Give me SPY 687 tomorrow. |
| Buy, dehydrate, and store **Physical Corn** |
| Yo u/bullhunter469 let's see the loss porn buddy I need my fix |
| Bout to get spiky |
| In front of his manager 🫣 |
| See you later Noem 👋🏻 |
| IGV. |
| Fridays do love theta |
| When the LLM companies start IPOing deadass might pop the bubble when people see those financial statements. |
| Massive red futures on Sunday night. Closes flat on Monday. That seems to be the pattern. |
| Funny how? |
| Buy more EONR |
| https://www.cmegroup.com/content/dam/cmegroup/notices/clearing/2026/03/chadv26-095.pdf\n\nSilver/Gold margin requirements just decreased, while crude oil’s increased |
| Shorting USO |
| It's worse. He's managed to create Shia/Sunni unity in places where the sectarian violence was a hobby and a way of life. |
| The fuck is happening anymore |
| Im so old I remember when it was over 4 |
| Like a stripper on a pole |
"US weighs oil futures market action to combat rising energy prices, WH official says"\n\n reuters.com www.reuters.com |
| He's not wrong |
| Sloppy head is the best kind of head |
| 19F here and feeling extra playful, snap luna.taylor231 |
| watch the 20260306p75 mrvl puts i sold today expire and take the profit? |
| No, tell me what exactly you want them to do. What do youe expect them to do. A coup? With what? How? I am sick of everyone putting all these impossible standards on one party, vote against them, and then wonder why nothing is getting done when they elect actual idiots and psychopaths |
| For the past three months, I have followed every move every day and sat on the sidelines with my pile of VOO. Every time I think I have some idea what is happening (rotation, pullback, SaaSpocalypse, gold rush, etc.) it turns out to be a false or aborted signal.\n\nI'm just riding VOO up and down like a buoy. The tide comes and goes back out just as fast. Something is either breaking down or breaking out, but I have no idea which. I have a feeling of dread that private credit is going to lead to a contagion and correction, but it's almost equally offset by "AI gains about to be realized" optimism. |
| Manifesting a +2% day tomorrow |
| It's not a destroyer, its a corvette or frigate depending on how you want to name the types.\n\n\nIt's not the only surface ship suck by the USN since WWII. Iran has a few others that had an unfortunate meeting with USN surface forces. It's the first ship sank by a US submarine since WWII, and the first ship sunk by nuclear powered submarine using a modern torpedo. |
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| I guess Kristi gives sloppy head 🤷 |
| Because people think Amazon makes its money on its store? |
| Real question\n\nWhere to park $1,500? \n\nTrying to rebuild my portfolio after His Eminence, Lord Agent Orange made trading harder than it needs to be lol |
| This stock is a literal hedge fund hotel. Doesn’t need a reason to go up or down |
| Man that false breakout was ruthless - caught me on the wrong side of a SPY call spread around the same time. watched it bounce right off support and figured we were headed up, only to get absolutely demolished when it reversed 20 minutes later. The algos seem to be hunting stops way more aggressively lately, especially during those lunch hour moves. I've started setting my stops a bit wider and using smaller position sizes because of stuff like this - rather take a smaller loss than get whipsawed out of what would've been a winner. What strikes were you playing on the puts? |
| When bears (very scared people) can go long something with justification (oil, gold, nat gas, etc) it is always going to exceed expectations |
| Oil calls and index puts works till it doesn’t. |
| Based |
| IOVAbought |
| As a previous HD employee, he looks like a Store Manager. |
| What about 92%? |
| guh |
| Gas is 3.19 |
| Could this be the reckoning we all hoped oracle would face in the 90s? |
| #crazy shite taco will unite 90 million people in Iran in just 4 WEEKS. some shite i tell u. |
| ARE YOU NOT AMUSED YET |
| Damn you’re right |
| Buy shares when they are low and sell when they go up. There, fixed it for you. |
| Nice 680 could have been worse |
| "That dog was untrainable, dangerous to anyone she came in contact with, and less than worthless as a hunting dog. I realized I had to put her down."\n\n\- 🥭 |
| Rip Sgt Coady, but if I died and was on the news constantly I would be so pissed |
| This “career” of mine really gets in the way of my stock trading career |
| you're not on fire papertrading omg how gay are you |
| Open AI ruined this market |
| Me crashing my account will be a inside job |
| It’s all lies. Doesn’t matter anymore |
| 😭😭😭🥀 |
| 670 tomorrow fs |
| Does she keep her sex plane as a parting gift? Calls on Boeing maybe. |
| That’s because he started and owns a large plumbing business here in Ok. |
| Behind the dumpster or infront of everyone in the store? |
| THC and I have money on the side |
| Cookie port green |
| applovin calls are so overpriced, announcement soon? |
| Totally just worked the 7/11 cashier for 6 cookies.\n\nLMAO 🤌 |
| The new DHS head looks like he'd be helping me find shit at Home Depot |
| Sell |
| https://youtu.be/zpl3pDIBSw8?si=lYQl53ky-YETWXeO\n\nFair PRO/CON discussion on UI PATH. DYOR ! |
| Due & Diligence |
| Hi daddy I’m son |
| Fucking fuck MRVL shit. I bought calls past 2 earnings for them and got burned. Thought fuck this shit today and went puts. I’m bad at this |
| Was there anything more obvious than MU calls at 380 |
| That's boomer talk |
| Yes |
| What are we thinking for unemployment data tomorrow? |
| same thing here. watched my puts go 10x after |
| “We’re offering you a chance to be martyrs in the US Holy War” |
| Yippie |
| Oh I'm gonna coom. Oh I'm gonna fuckin coom so hard. |
| Appreciate that pump into the close. Helped me unload some bags. Dont feel safe holding anything for long in this market. |
| You should have just done the opposite of what you did. |
| Puts but because it's super obvious, go calls |
| I used a dialup modem to hack into the bloomberg terminal and all signs are to keep this shit going sideways |
| Golden Dome ❌\n\nBitcoin Dome 📉📉📉 |
| Today was brutal. That 12 - 12:05 market pop stopped me out of my puts, then proceeded to run +200% |
| I have $79 and $80 calls |
| $2.30 the stock is now 83 almost lmfao |
| Guidewire and pattern will also fly tomorrow. they came thru with solid beats |
| 10 times I’ve learned the lesson the hard way about holding tesler overnight into Friday. I forgot what that lesson was so I’m doing it again to remember |
| There is no market, or at least what they claim it to be, when 99% of the developed world is covered by terrestrial networks. \n\nStarlink has been in business for almost 6 years and managed to sign up 2-3 million customers, granted not direct to device but shows the broadband internet market is saturated. Not many are outside of terrestrial coverage to pay extra. ASTS'tards claim they will have access to 3 billion customers and that's complete nonsense, they may end up with 20 million paying customers paying and collecting $2-$3 each and that may not happen until 2028 or 2029 at the current rate they're launching their satellites, burning through hundreds of millions in cash. |
| Robinhood sold my calls right before the V took full effect 😒 |
| Same, though I didn't lose that much gold and silver fucked me. I am still holding some shit but mostly cash and no more jnug or gdxu for me. |
| The night shift has been dumping during the week day. What do you think they're going to do before heading into their weekend? |
| Golden Dome ❌ getting dome ✅ |
| Change unite to distract and it does |
| Not even close to the worst drivers, that's reserved for Nissan Altimas. Those people have no concern for the lives of themselves or others.\n\nLexus IS guys are also on my shit list. |
| People say to stay away from 0dtes and short term plays, but I don't know how to invest responsibly. Everytime I feel like I'm doing D&D, following what anaylists say I lose half my portfolio buying expensive far dated options that I end up bag holding. Odtes are much more work but if something isn't working out I just sell and it's impossible to lose. |
| For sure if we buy this it fucking tanks. There’s some super sus shit happening in the market now. How the fuck are oil and oil services stocks trading sideways or going down with oil up 20% or more in four days? They also have high ass SI. |
| I took a small position ($5k) in IOVA back in OCT 24 when it was trading at $10. I then proceeded to buy the dip. again and again and again. When it was under $2 I loaded up. Ended up with a cost average of $3.64. This was my biggest losing position for a year. Now I'm up 26%. But holy fuck now it's an unreasonable percentage of my account. |
| With this IV? Theta wins |
| So calls or puts |
| \+/-1% intraday moves everyday in SPY is wild. |
| Thanks! |
| Crude oil part 2 electric bugalu |
| And no assignment risk |
| Sadly, Uncle Bacon's port got knee-capped by 13k today. \nWe'll get 'em tomorrow, though. |
| Puts right at close seemed too easy which makes me think I’ll get fucked tomorrow |
| I absolutely shouldve bought those MRVL calls |
| Holding overnight puts and calls. We shall see who wins |
| congrats then on the bread |
| I am making a move towards crypto ETF\n\nHBR GLNK BSOL SUIS XRPC |
| Need Bill to take the reins again |
| Under the leadership of deez nutz |
| imagine thinking this fuck was going to unite the country LMAO |
| Just saw a guy on the street selling oil by the plastic bag |
| i was eyeballing them as well\n\n |
| Ok lil bro |
| So nothing... |
| COST earnings is a nothing burger. -0.30% lmao |
| Lol ol' plastic face McPuppyKiller pretending she didn't get kicked to the curb. |
| Idk I've been burned by it already thinking there would be a recovery when SPY did but it kept going inverse so yeah idk |
| we eating good tonight. marvell is gonna go haywire tomorrow on those earnings. |
| I'm so glad that all tech gains are liquidated every day. It must be critical to national security. |
| "Fortunately, I don't know what gamma is"\n\nFucking legend 🤌 |
| Need a k hole earnings call |
| KSS? |
| red tomorrow |
| Stocks go up |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/FriedCheeseSanga made a bet that SPY would go to 690.0 within **8 hours** when it was 683.537 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I'm all cash after losing 140k/10% of my port this month. I'm so tilted. I've had bigger drawdown but this one just feels personal like the market is saying hey fuck you locke____lamora |
| Sorry BERS I decided to buy 4 million SPY shares at end of day |
| Yep |
| $175 |
| I felt confident AVGO would hold. Don't know what to think about MRVL. Feel like it has flushed the bag holders due to tax loss harvesting and no momentum after a good drop months ago. Maybe new buyers coming in now?\n\n\nWhat im saying is, when tf to sell my calls. |
| Add a large Cope to my Wendy's order please |
| I bookmarked it and will come back to look every day |
| Can’t wait to make some bad decisions tomorrow (IBRX calls) |
| The money in your account its gone |
| I didn’t close my Google CSP at 70% profit because I didn’t see it before market close now I’m shittng bricks that tomorrow sinks and I’m fucked |
| Things continue going down Tomorrow raising the price of puts. I think too many people are finally catching on to how bad this will be to the world’s economy. |
| The first week is almost over, 🥭 said 3-4 more weeks of this and we'll be in the clear, smooth sailings from there on out... Right |
| This week revived my portfolio |
| Oddity tech ODD\nCEO acquired 875k shares open market the last 2 days. Up 8% |
| PSA: Q1 S&P 500 rebalancing is announced tomorrow after the close. SOFI has been all over the place in the prediction markets this week. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/x6ehwxmvnang1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d025659916a1251ee98619c6c97950881bbb105\n\n |
| 9/11 reference spotted |
| With that huge eod pump don’t tell me someone wasn’t crazy enough to do $10k on 0DTE calls. |
| Its called SPX |
| Glad to connect again, been ages |
| I did |
| What’s your strike lol |
| Profit is profit! Well played sir, it was definitely a good play. Thanks for the update, you had a better day than me haha |
| Sounds like a top signal. |
| Just give it a few days, it’ll make new lows again. No way market gods will let me out of my position without a loss |
| ah spite gambling, always leads to satisfying loss porn |
| hi gay, i'm dad |
| So uppies all day? |
| For red states, checks out 100% |
| I loaded up in DFEN. Easy. |
| idk. How much did u pay? Probably u WILL fuck |
| You won't be able to afford drinks |
| Ooh he got money |
| Stupidass HR meeting with them pushing back on what I tried delegating made me miss my put buying window 😤 |
| Annualized lmao. I got a $13,000 check for a months-long yesterday; so my snapshot annualized revenue is 4.7 million.\n\nAm I doing this right? |
| MSFT, AMZN, and SOFI carried my port today. (That’s literally my whole port, I’m not diversified at all) |
| Great for cash secured puts and covered calls though 🔥 |
| I am thinking in absolutes and not percentages |
| its crazy though. they auto sold my contracts at 30 minutes prior to the market closing. All the activity happened within the last 30 minutes of the markets being open. I literally was arguing with customer support as the contract reached the strike point... |
| 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, and 3 month charts all red\n\nBulls: Bear r fuck\n\n????????\n |
| 9 green trading days and 11 days sober. How will I stay sober if I nuke my account? |
| Since I like you, I'm going to offer you the exclusive 🥭 plan. \nIt's only $19.99/mo and covers everything\* |
| The thought is unBearaBull |
| https://x.com/kobeissiletter/status/2029162440139657723?s=46 |
| Exactly! |
| Lol ASTS is such a janky stock. Just pumps and dumps over and over. |
| Respect 🫡 |
| Well, that’s exactly what is going on. The rich steal from the poor. |
| I made a calculator in like my 3rd programming lab in 1st year lol |
| I just need break even on crwv and I'll never touch it again plz |
| r/combatfootage seems to think that video is actually of a Mig-29 |
| I did a 170$ banbet. And hold a shittin of shares. Let's see who wins |
| Oh man mrvl had a triple beat and had pretty large beat for guidance. \n\nIts up so far, but it will drop 25% knowing this shithole market.\n\n I hope my $85 calls will print. |
| Ummmm yeah I'm just gonna need MSFT to hit $500 again |
| ▶️ |
| is it too much to ask for a -1% spy day tomorrow? lol |
| Whoever told me to buy MRVL two days ago, thank you. |
| Put/call ratio for KKR makes me wanna puke |
| MSFT green? Am I seeing shit? |
| My close second is rav4's. Lately those are also asshats who should stay home. |
| Holy shit, it's Chad Schizo! |
| received a 7 day ban and on day 6 my appeal was approved 🫥 |
| I will breathe tomorrow |
| If you could SPY do your usual, pump to 0 and dump some more 🤔 |
| Making a pizza from scratch tonight, accidentally started to dump my triple-hot enchilada sauce on the dough instead of the pizza sauce. Mixed what landed with the pizza sauce, then toppings, then into oven.\n\nTurned out amazing.\n\nEdit: That's not tears streaming from my eyes, it's sweat. |
| My magic 8 ball says no V tomorrow.\n\nIt’s been right all week.\n\nY’all been warned. |