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| With zingers like that you need to be writing for Fallon not day trading |
| 93c sold here |
| he is a premature ejaculator |
| Imagine LOTR but Scarlett Johansson playing Eowyn… in lingerie |
| 1.5% on 9.76% intraday, was expecting this to shit the bed but It might either peak in the morning and sell off past a hour or two of open, or run all day again like it used to |
| How are my asts outs doing? |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/edgar_de_eggtard made a bet that ASTS would go to 90.0 within **1 week** when it was 79.17 and it did, congrats regard.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 0 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I didn't get *this* one, but I got a similar one directed at another sub. |
| Gas was 2.95 on the way to work, was 3.25 when I drove home, the other big oil producers don’t like it when oil gets high though. Because that means the US can drill more. \n\nThere’s no point in it now because it’s so cheap, any less and they lose money so they just settle for billions in profit. \n |
| Then he fucked his friend's wife and Jeff Buckley did a great song about it |
| Depends, they got any steel beams in them? |
| Nutin yahoo going to pay trump with Gaza |
| "Iran is bad"\n\n"Can we have more details?"\n\n"No" |
| They even took down the WTC. |
| Turns out unfortunately for the cult the big squoze actually already squozed the better part of a decade ago #oops #sorryaboutyourlifesavings #thatswhyyourwifeleftyoubitch |
| Fuck yeah king |
| Why do we need AI when War Thunder gameplay footage is good enough to fool boomers? |
| So if this suddenly pumps you're getting your shares called away and what was the point of it all |
| I saw it now but I was under the impression that even a short disruption would lead to the market being way down. |
| Watch Al Jazzera feed on Youtube...to avoid the American BS |
| XXI has a market cap of 4b and bitcoin holdings of 3b |
| This aged badly |
| >Trump to Tapper: "We don't know who the leadership is. We don't know who they'll pick. Maybe they'll get lucky and get someone who knows what they're doing ... We don't know who is leading the country now. They don't know who's leading. It's a little like the unemployment line."\n\nnext prez picked from behind a Wendy's dumpster |
| Damn missed that one |
| Bill Clinton (during the Epstein testimony): I did not have sexual relations with that woman\n\nYeah, we've heard that one before, Bill |
| This is absolutely excellent and very, very useful to me. Definitely a comment to save. Thanks for your explanation and sharing your process, much appreciated. |
| Better not be. The US only have enough for few weeks, Iran can go months |
| I researched XXI for a bit as a kind of pseudo-Tether proxy, and honestly the main thing that I came away with was that the whole company was pushed public because the SPAC opportunity was expiring and they saw it as an opportunity to capture some of that sweet MicroStrategy BTC Treasury hype just as it was dying down.\n\nIf I remember correctly there's a wall of PIPE funding equity becoming lock-up free around Summer. Unless the price of bitcoin recovers you're at a pretty significant risk of being left with the bags of early funders just as your calls expire. That being said if BTC recovers, Tether needs a place to park more of their billion and Mallers decides that he actually cares about the company then yeah, sky is the limit. |
| It’s up 1.5% lol |
| Fuck that shit |
| It works the other way too |
| When is Hillary going to be called to testify about her causing the deaths of US troops in epic fury |
| The Rapture\n\n# PRICED IN\n |
| AIran |
| Yeah we’re getting the very sanitized and watered down versions. Not surprising though, it’s the same tactic as every authoritarian state |
| Just so we're on the same page, when we talk about the NASDAQ, what are you referring to? I'm just interested in understanding why you think it's so clickbaity. |
| Whatever we’ll just build a new one!\n\nOr you know what? It will from now on be referred to as the Strait of America. |
| Sure, and then back to zero by EOY |
| Did you even say thank you once?? 🫡 |
| Yo Donnie: enough of the shit show...we wanna know about Aliens and that dude Epstein |
| wait.. so you filled at 3:31?\n\nthe stock was up $9 at that point.. \n\nhow did you get it filled up at $79 instead of $88? |
| Have you seen robots these days... I'm still in. |
| Please let asts hold hahaa |
| my 3 favorite things |
| If you want prices to rise you phone your buddies in the Gulf States and ask them to cut production. You also get a little kinetic with the shadow fleets.\n\n\nThe USA wants oil prices low to keep the people driving gas guzzlers (most of them) happy.\n\n\nYou might want a rethink - or just a think. |
| ASTS is gonna make me CUM HARD |
| I do not partake, just an admirer, but shalom or something I guess |
| Nothing ever affects the market, and even when it does, it's just a buying opportunity! HEY MIKE BURRY HOW WAS THAT CALLING THE AI BUBBLE WITH LONG PUTS? dumb bitch |
| Is it just me or does there feel like barely any meaningful news on this Iran conflict |
| Hhh |
| This is truly a retard war. |
| Same I google this shit ever day |
| https://preview.redd.it/7oue0ddwjpmg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95a1754fe342d096732ce6e6c8febba4e88a3a60\n\nShe gave me a different message |
| Calls on std |
| I think that's a good move. |
| Pretty sure at least half this sub looks like Dudley or Vernon Dursley |
| Ah the american dream. Paying hospital bills with swing trade profits. |
| At least 5 |
| I sold a ASTS 95c for May so we should be at 150 by end of month minimum |
| It's probably more than people imagine |
| If SPY was growing at a conservative rate it would be 740 since October, and bulls think they’re winning |
| Mag 7 isnt impacted by whats going on, AI still runs the market. |
| Lmao |
| Deal closes in late 2026 and you bought calls expiring this week. You are not a degenerate, you are just retarded. |
| Bro fr. Even as far back as the time David killed Goliath he already had several compromising files on him and was keeping Goliath’s town’s mayor in the pocket for political maneuvers.\n\nShit goes way back yo, only reason Mossad isn’t mentioned in the Old Testament is because they’d have to redact it. |
| I get it now\n\nThey did a black guy finally\n\nBut weren't yet ready for a woman\n\nSo they picked a special needs person to run our country |
| I see they went to the Elon Musk School of Just Fucking Make Up the Numbers Bro |
| So, did you say yes? |
| Why? |
| Breaking to 700 this time |
| Marcus Aurelius Retardus |
| Printed for me today. LITE COHR and others. |
| https://preview.redd.it/r7zcys3rjpmg1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=8fece5a6f791981eca0c5b519e6f9098ce6f5368\n\nthis is why the market is green |
| Imagine thinking this matters |
| Thats impossible |
| My fellow goy |
| Sounds like a risk management problem |
| Just mention AI and it goes up |
| It's different this time |
| Speaking from experience the next 6 month are going to be getting closer to a deal, moving away from a deal, and repeat. |
| I red thru 150 comments here.. and by God I think we have the most elite degens this world has ever seen. I'll gladly ride for this level of degen |
| Lmao |
| Silver calls |
| ASTS is going to be +20% tomorrow |
| yes, the entire ploy of this fascist, criminal administration is to make everything absurd seem commonplace. That way there is no reaction from the public. |
| Market's got 99 problems but a bear ain't one. |
| I bet that’s correct if you’re retarded and enjoy an incredibly surface level understanding of things |
| I just saw an old video of him. By Biden/Trump standards of cognitive function, he looks like a genius. |
| More like the bank refuses to finance the voyage to begin with and then you can’t find a crew willing to work without pay. It’s like trying to get a mortgage on an uninsurable home. |
| Sorry im trying to find the source. It was BBC or Reuters from memory |
| You don't have to believe in end times prophecies to realize that these people all do. |
| The only people who don't' get a piece are,\n\na) reddit morons who are anti-americans and don't invest in America\n\nb) progressive morons who don't understand Math, Business and stay under-invested\n\nThe rest of the americans are doing pretty good\n\nhttps://news.gallup.com/poll/266807/percentage-americans-owns-stock.aspx\n\nhttps://thehustle.co/originals/the-insane-growth-of-americas-millionaire-class |
| Can I appeal Reddit bans from questionable things I say if I send the mods a Dr’s note saying I have tourretes? |
| >start hearing Lil Yaughty playing in the distance to the sounds of rotary engines\n\n>helicopters start flying over me\n\n>Gucci gang starts blasting from the helicopter speakers\n\n>whole fuckin area around me gets napalmed\n\n>choppers drop off enemy troops\n\n>get smoked by a 17 year old with a pickle Rick sticker on the side of his helmet\n\n>he does the Fortnite dance over my body then yeets me into a bush |
| At this point I am hoping for an invasion of Taiwan so I can post an acquaintances screenshot. "Here, they crossed your line, denounce the administration or forever be known as a pedo protector." |
| 😆 |
| Lol actually a potential nuclear war is the biggest green flag you could ever have to invest. Either the war doesn't happen and stonks will go back up, or money isnt really going to be a concern. |
| How many bots (estimated) are there on the internet at any given day and time trying to sway public opinion?\n\nIma say 36 trillionzzz. |
| Renamed all ships to Allah and Muhammad |
| That's the value of my port currently |
| We should have been down today. Not complaining, but I have a bad feeling about tomorrow. |
| Is John Cena gay then? |
| She's our wife now |
| Up over 100% last quarter. This guy was really underwater, but so we're the asts people at one point |
| Only if you call them jorts |
| You have a key? We're at Carlo's game. |
| Why is the pentagon freaking out you regards started it anyways |
| Thank you for your honesty. |
| \#thathappened |
| Sure but as soon as a missile is fired the area it’s fired from will be leveled in minutes. \nIt’s 2026 warfare. We aren’t even close to guessing what US and IS military surveillance is capable of these days using satellites, acoustic imaging, and unknown advanced technologies on autonomous stealth spacecraft. |
| The Gays of Hormuz closed, boys |
| lol the insurance premium for all NYC skyscrapers went up to the moon |
| https://preview.redd.it/t5aycqfijpmg1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e59e37418575c9e2cacff343b6ff64262ca4a830 |
| The NIO subreddit has to be full of the most retarded people of all time |
| bc ur uncle touches you at night |
| The odd fishing boat, no tankers or cargo carriers though |
| Check mate, they jusy say it's not a war. |
| Imagine not understanding macro economics |
| >Even the most liberal Iranian despises the US and Israel, \n\nEvidently not, given the celebrations both in Iran and throughout the world by the Iranian diaspora following the strikes.\n\n>lol Israel/US just leveled a school full of kids in it, they sniped out a frail 87 year old man and some old blokes. \n\nTheir age, believe it or not, doesn't change the fact that they were key figures in the Iranian government. \n\n>Bombing has NEVER enacted regime change, and not for lack of trying. \n\nLibya has entered the chat, among many others. Don't argue from ignorance.\n\n>You know they have a full succession plan right?\n\nYep. You know that people don't generally follow plans written by dead guys, right? Like, there's currently a power vacuum that will be filled by someone - it might be the intended successor, or it might be some enterprising colonel. \n\nThere's also the fact that, you know, if we can get the supreme leader once... |
| What is CEDO? CRDO? |
| just watch and learn buddy. the debasement narrative is losing steam. Look at the dxy chart |
| https://preview.redd.it/qovomo3ejpmg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7d009e0ef58efa6677c1a7c37febcc14625715\n\n |
| Yeah, that is what closed means. Did you think they were planning on closing the doors that go across the straight. Do you have any idea how hard that is to open afterwards. |
| #BREAKING\nCLASSIFIED source in Quater said the 3 ADVANCE FIGHER PLANES were NOT downed by friendly fire, but a rubber slingshot with a smol rock from Iran. |
| Bruh!!!! How have you not realized this is an inverse reality market?\n\nYou’re clearly rational and can see how things are supposed to go, now just inverse that shit! |
| I'm not disagreeing with you. But it's no more closed than it was yesterday. The strait is unmined. Iran was already hitting ships yesterday. Premiums were already sky high/coverage was pulled yesterday. Nothing has fundamentally changed with tonight's announcement |
| Nvm regard |
| This morning my wife had her own Operation Epic Fury because she scrolled through my WhatsApp contacts and noticed several profile pics of unknown women, I didn't know them either and turns out they were just numbers of old contacts who happened to have new owners (some women in this case).\n\nAnyway, bullish on Def stocks tomorrow. Might even buy some GLD if feeling cute. \n\n |
| Is the red tape the governments themselves? |
| Agreed, I think back to 100+ by EOW |
| Yeah woo I’m up 5% for the year unlike SPY’s bum ass |
| ASTS saying 1 billion revenue 2027. I find it unlikely cause they always seem to can’t meet guidance, but still pretty cool to hear |
| You have no culture, and it's a shame |
| Bout to go get a fountain Dr Pepper big enough to kill a European |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Jesoo_** bet **ASTS** goes from **86.95** to **100.0** before **07-Mar-2026 05:22 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| It wasn’t just the pagers, they had radios rigged to blow too. |
| !banbet ASTS 100 5D |
| 90s tomorrow. |
| It’s just a prank bro |
| Ya its a possibility, I just think its hitting consolidation now with the rest of the market, their next earnings is in April and they crush every time. If not this week then June for sure in my ape opinion. |
| ASTS guidance of 1 bill revenue 2027 and they said they are not a pre revenue company anymore. Sick ER |
| US/Israel trying to "engage in discussions" just to kill that guy next |
| I have got to stop playing earnings |
| Bulls have watched them rug pull 700 since October and still think next time their calls will print |
| Imagine all this news and the market barely even dips but still being a bear. Bahahahahahahaha |
| Volatility is up, theta gang gonna eat |
| plus hide Aliens are real: Obama |
| He stated 3 clear goals today @130 for anyone who is not deaf and/or suffers from TDS. |
| Bers so poor they don't have daylight savings |
| The price froze on my broker's app, so I sat there for several minutes at open wondering why my sell wasn't going through despite being below the bid. Sold like $3 lower a contract. Great day 🥲 |
| Oh wow. I would def be responsible respectful and listen |
| Gays of Hormuz sounds like the next hit reality show. |
| ASTS reversal |
| they are kind of doing that :E |
| I’m not sure who can read this |
| 🫦oh baby |
| Institutional sentiment, insider sentiment, technical analysis (looking for fingerprints of insider activity), PE vs PE range, EPS growth leading in, etc... |
| Id sooner send my child to runescape than college. Real skills learned in that game |
| If you're not a NERD, stand up!\n- Trump SOTU |
| I could only think of Krusty the clown trying one of his burgers and sitting it out after they cut the camera |
| Nice one regard |
| I'm convinced that Bibi just asked him nicely and he said fuck it why not I'll be dead before the years out anyway |
| That’s ok we’ve renamed it the Strait of America, problem solved. |
| No it wasn’t lol, people already geolocated it to a different location |
| Okay now do China |
| I would HATE for it to be pumped to 200 tomorrow… |
| Yeah that's the smart money moving which is usually early. I do not believe in 100% efficient markets during war. |
| Lmfao shillver |
| What if they shot you in the face?\n\n\nThat's a price we were willing to take. |
| I forget, why weren't those files released between 2020 and 2024 |
| war is bullish, nature is healing ❤️🩹❤️🩹 |
| More like "Strait of WhoreMoon" 🚀😂\n🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕\n\n🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🎩🌕🌕\n\n🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕\n\n🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓\n\n🌕🌕🌖🌑👁🌑👁🌓\n\n🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑👄🌑🌔\n\n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕\n\n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕\n\n🌕🌕🍑🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕\n\n🌕🌕🌘🌔🍆🌑🌕🌕\n\n🌕🌖🌒🌕🌗🌒🌕🌕\n\n🌕🌗🌓🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕\n\n🌕🌘🌔🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕\n\n🌕👠🌕🌕🌕👠🌕🌕 |
| Yes, dude barely put the $17 "product" in his mouf |
| “Food” you mean “product”, as described by the CEO |
| if it goes above $2 we bouta have steak tmmrw for breakfast |
| “Very logical” suuuuuuure buddy. War with Iran isn’t war with some bs country lmao.\n\nI miss when this sub wasn’t trying to prove to everyone how smart they are. |
| so gen Z will be boots on the ground |
| It is, if you assume their trajectory will stay the same. Ridiculous capex from other mag7, huge backlog of sales, crazy qoq growth. Obviously the music will stop at some point. That's more mid-long term though. And, will it do another run up from here before the next correction? |
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| The Mossad is really not to be fucked with. They cut off the head of the Irani government in a day. There's nobody left to negotiate lmao. The Hezbollah pagers prank was something else too. |
| Bunch of servicemen are charred corpses while the US gets humiliated for being Israel’s lapdog and Iran is magically nowhere near collapsing because guess what? The 87 year old man wasn’t the key |
| I’m not sure who needs to hear this but I know someone does game sucks ass price on October 1st of 2022 is the same exact price as it is today in the year 2026 |
| Bro FUCK daylight savings |
| Actually. |
| Like, this time 😎 |
| That ayatollah is so hot right now |
| Puts until it's $150. |
| Did the video of the McDonald's CEO trying their food tank the stock today? 🤔 |
| Shouldn’t do that anyway, very rare can you outrun the volatility |
| U mean $160/share? That is 4/share before 40 for 1 split |
| SPY Calls at 670, Puts at 695. Will never ever lose. |
| Plus the Europeans need to buy our stuff, because they have no fuckin other alternative, especially when the Strait closed. Win-Win-Win (its not our oil that stops flowing, hehe) |
| will persian rugs ger cheaper now..asking for a friend |
| A Bol and a 🌈🐻 are walking down a park. Bol notices what appears to be a $100 bill caught on a tree branch and points it out to the other. \n\n“Priced in.” declares the 🌈🐻. “If that were a real $100 bill, it would be lying on the ground.” \n\nThe Bol immediately takes out a margin loan to buy a ladder, leverages up 10x to reach the branch, and gets completely liquidated when a gust of wind blows over. \n\nThe 🌈🐻 spends the rest of the day aggressively shorting the concept of trees, ultimately getting squeezed when the forestry sector inexplicably rallies by 15%. \n\nThe end. This story brought to you by Theta Gang. |
| I make 100k and it aint shit these days |
| Don’t be regarded, oil floats on water |
| Yup. It’s quite hilarious and yet there are so many of them. Bunch of crayon eating imbeciles with the IQ of a cold bowl of soup. |
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| !banbet ASTS 100 60d |
| This is why no one is inviting you. |
| I’m literally talking about the customer service staff. This doesn’t apply to the leadership or shareholders since they would never view my account. It’s a self disparaging joke about the customer service staff making $20/hr while seeing me blow their entire salary in a day lol |
| Just delete the app |
| trump beach front property..ya like a Monopoly game |
| Not terrible? We literally haven’t done a single thing that should cause a single death |
| Why not? USA just proved (again) that we are the global hegemony with unmatched power and reach. \n\nIt’s only bad news on Reddit. |
| "Whats our objective in Iran? hide the Epstein files and fix my low approval polls DUHH!!!! |
| Why? Just why you come here to repost this shit? Retard\n\nEdit: you cant put word “manager” in whatever sentence you type because you didnt managed shit \n\nYou just stupidly blowed your port |
| ? |
| Thanks Americans. Now my UK gas bills about to double because you voted in an orange fuckwit. Like life wasn't hard enough already. |
| Lol Israel/US just leveled a school full of kids in it, they sniped out a frail 87 year old man and some old blokes. You know they have a full succession plan right? Bombing has NEVER enacted regime change, and not for lack of trying. Even the most liberal Iranian despises the US and Israel, |
| Puts. He can rot in hell. |
| its closed for an hour until the tomahawks open it back up. This market only cares about AI, real life fundamentals dont impact it anymore. |
| Yeah who knows bro. Just shootin dice. We’ll see |
| GUYS! I DECRYPTED IT. I HAVE THE LOGIC.\n\nOkay. Say you decapitate a Oil rich country and force them into submission afterwards - but turns out their Oil is thick as Wax and currently at this oilprice (who could have seen that before...) just NOT profitable. \n\nDamnit. What the fuck could we possible do about it? \n\nIsnt there somewhere a Strait where like 25% of oil in the world is flowing and where we can kind of make some military action and then.. prices rice?\n\n |
| Obama already said aliens are real. What are you on about? |
| Why does anyone thing Iran can actually put up a fight? Straight is closed? Guarantee you those ships "closing it" will be at the bottom of the sea in like 12 hours. We are just going to bomb every single aspect of their military. |
| We pampin? |
| I did not anticipate ASTS staying as flat as it has |
| When they realize they're supposed to meaningfully grow revenue not cut it. 5% reduction is QoQ revenue? This SOB should be $150 or less. |
| That was kind of always the whole point of American economic dominance though. It existed because not complying came with the threat of death or economic ruin. Trump is really just flexing Americas muscles to remind the world of that point. |
| Isn’t being a billionaire on RuneScape like having $10 real life |
| Simply bang calls on SPY for unlimited freebies. |
| News was saying they closed it yesterday and we're bombing oil tankers. Too lazy to check if there's any updates but, I definitely saw that news yesterday |
| Back to the range we go. Neverending range |
| I knew there were fees and commissions but i thought it was reflecting in my current balance, but NOPE! Fuck me! Woke up to a nice 3k bill |
| I'm so glad I turned off Reddit chat requests |
| bottled comments, how surprising |
| Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. |
| thats my habibi |
| The US is energy self-sufficient (even surplus), so it makes sense that the market didn't really blink. The people who need the oil are the EU and China, who both run substantial hydrocarbon deficits. IDK about the EU but China has vast reserves, enough to easily last months. \n\nBut that's why foreign stocks dropped a fair bit, about 1-2%, but the US didn't really budge. |
| Cause it ain’t gonna be closed for long, and the market knows this, and oil pricing is contained for a few weeks if we can sort this out which market thinks we can |
| I have a risk profile I try to stick to. For earnings I plan it per delta, and usually each position is just a one-leg-wonder with the intent to close by 9:35am to 10:15am ET the next day.\n\nI normally buy around delta 25 (somewhere between delta 20 and 35 usually), as that's a sweet spot for leverage and maximizing returns on moves of 10% and more. Roughly speaking, a 10% move returns ~100% of option cost.\n\nA 20% move can result in a 300% return, and a 50% move can be 1000% to 2000%. There are, of course, a lot of variables, as to how they will actually play out. \n\nMy favorite example from last year, MEDP on July 21 was at 316. I bot the 360 call for $460, with a delta of 19.8 to keep the position in my risk-range. The next day, MEDP opened up at 445 & I sold the call for nearly $11,000. \n\nThat's what I call a lotto!\n\nThe downside of OTM lower deltas, is that small moves, i.e. 5% and less, will typically result in flat/small loss due to IV crush and theta, depending on expiry.\n\n*Being the best loser:*\n\nI assume a position when I am wrong will be an average loss of 50% to 70% of the cost of the option, and I keep that value at risk to less than 1% to 2% of capital, per position, and keep the total of the group of earnings positions to less than 10% of net liq.\n\nI *prefer* to have positions all be about the same size in terms of funds at risk, but if I think one is "just a lotto", I'll keep it to under 1% of net liq, and if a potential position is less likely to make a very big move, and/or the cost of a delta 25 strike is out of my risk profile as a one-leg-wonder, then I'll make it a spread. |
| Like a legit reaction game\n\nWhere you have a circle with some numbers. A arc spins around and you try to click when the arc lands on one of the numbers |
| "Whats our objective in Iran? I don't know, Israel hasn't told us that much yet." |
| This whole country is ran by regards |
| Money make living interesting. |
| Literally just a vehicle for legal insider trading |
| EWCZ calls?? |
| Market is just milking retail and taking a slow route down this time |
| 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕\n\n🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🎩🌕🌕\n\n🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕\n\n🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓\n\n🌕🌕🌖🌑👁🌑👁🌓\n\n🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑👄🌑🌔\n\n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕\n\n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕\n\n🌕🌕🍑🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕\n\n🌕🌕🌘🌔🍆🌑🌕🌕\n\n🌕🌖🌒🌕🌗🌒🌕🌕\n\n🌕🌗🌓🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕\n\n🌕🌘🌔🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕\n\n🌕👠🌕🌕🌕👠🌕🌕\n\nMore like straight of HorMoon! 🚀 |
| Europeans are genuinely so poor lol |
| Cant say it rips before guidance, I like the optimism though |
| Clanker, use the correct term with hard R |
| Who cares about ships lol.\n\nThe straight is a few miles wide in some areas....you can just fire at ships with artillery or drones |
| Is it gay to hit the back of a Wendy’s for a five dollar handy after accidentally making some money on HYGRF, or more of a maintaining the wsb community liquidity pool? |
| you and the gourd guy, my goats. |
| Not good for our average middle class. I'm gonna suffer this month. |
| They’ll probably dilute us again because fuck shareholders right |
| I know right. It's literally a bend. Rename that thing to Bend over Hormuz |
| Did you know about that fee % beforehand? |
| Calls on Bibi Netanyahu |
| Gay of deeznutz |
| Think of all the regards looking at this right now thinking "haha that wouldn't be me", but it will be you too. |
| I know a guy. |
| oh wow, we lost |
| admin can make the markets go up or go down like a yo-yo |
| #Operation Michael Burry 🇺🇸🦅 |
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| The market is an all powerful, all encompassing being that knows the very inner workings of your subconscious before you were even born. Your very existence was priced in decades ago when the market was valuing Standard Oil's expected future earnings based on population growth that would lead to your birth, what age you would get a car, how many times you would drive your car every week, how many times you take the bus/train, etc. Anything you can think of has already been priced in, even the things you aren't thinking of. You have no original thoughts. Your consciousness is just an illusion, a product of the omniscent market. Free will is a myth. The market sees all, knows all and will be there from the beginning of time until the end of the universe (the market has already priced in the heat death of the universe). |
| Better gains than stocks but less than options |
| Stupid bears always lose 😂 |
| microsoft and pltr carried my port today |
| epic fury or epic farries |
| The US is trying to corner China on oil, do you think they'll stop debasing? Lmao. |
| I loaded up today fam |
| You expect the orange guy to have an actual plan?! |
| https://preview.redd.it/mvkx1zh6ipmg1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bed27144fff8749c296f782b248d5433232102e7\n\nJust pray bro |
| Works for Tesler |
| is the strait of hormuz actually closed? I thought that would lead to futures being down massively |
| wtf |
| What’s good there? |
| UAE has ports on the eastern side like the Port of Fujairah to avoid Hormuz. |
| People just don't know and are not even trying. I noticed that watching a pre-market prep by one technical trader. He was going over the probabilities and said something like "...if strait gets closed, oil will..." I was thinking, dude... it has been closed since yesterday, with at least three ships burning after trying to pass. So people just don't know such things until it hits them in the face. In other news, largest Saudi refinery got droned (Iran formally stated it was not them, so that was a false flag against oil), was on fire and shut down as a precaution. News? Not today. |
| Just saw the leaked signal chat with the CEO of SPY. Circuit breaker tomorrow |
| CEO bought $1,000,000 and maybe it triggered the algorithms?\n\n\nBTC should have nothing to do with it. |
| opposite of homo |
| I'm sure it's just because I'm a regard but Nvidia seems pretty cheap given everything at hand |
| The hell man why antimony... |
| with what 😂 |
| Absolutely, if there is one phrase I could ban in finance reddits it'd be "it's priced in" |
| you are not a real person\n\n |
| Stability in after hours is bullish but im used to being disappointed lol, as long as they dont pussyfoot around with launches more this should continue to be a solid pick |
| So he had the chance to pay back the loan and still keep 2x the initial investment in the market but said no |
| Bizarre. Trump’s tweet today was basically “don’t look up” for markets. And even WITHOUT the war things were not looking great this week. |
| Listening to the call rn |
| By that logic it is not close untill you build a fucking wall through it since tehnically a ship can ignore the mines and sail through...\n\nFact is that if oil is not flowing then Iran achieves its goal. They know they can not control the straight due to US presence but they just want to block oil trade |
| We've generally pumped to 695 on Tuesday and Wednesday |
| MSFT will make a kiling now selling all those flight simulators games |
| Lulu lookin juicy for sum calls |
| Yeah but if you’re a delivery driver there’s some places you still ain’t goin |
| Solid? Lol they’re making promises they can’t keep |
| Not great, not terrible |
| I don't do options, old fashioned stock is fine with me. I don't buy unless I like the actual company. RDDT is growing so I'm curious where they will be in five years. |
| Officer, this guy ☝️ |
| a man with curtains like that can kill all the kids he wants. |
| Why tho. BTC? |
| Imagine if the wars of the past 30 years were spent on literally anything else? |
| WTF is a strait anyway? |
| Giving the rampant spanking of money on literally any scheming one in a million moon shot, probably a good place for a hooker to hang out. |
| According to Kegsbreaths presser, no, they have no idea what the goal is, no idea what an end state would look like and no real plan of operation beyond whatever 🥭thinks of doing next. |
| Operation Erected Furries going well. \n\n#🐶🧨 |
| Solid? Where? Guidance isn’t even out yet right? |
| They have no plan. |
| Let me dump some elite ball knowledge on you scrubs: POET |
| We’ve got bigger things priced in already. Like grandmas vibecoding their own delivery drones and robots ramming us all in the ass for all eternity. At this point Iran is the least of our problems. |
| The consensus suits me fine |
| BBAI you have til summer |
| Painful lesson to learn but should and must be learned early in ones trading career. |
| Jane Street being the largest holder of SLV makes me sick to my stomach, look how they defiled my precious today |
| One bad Trump tweet and indexes drop 5%\n\nShit feels so toppy |
| I swore off betting on earnings plays a year ago. Had I kept doing it i would have bought a lot of calls on MDB. |
| # I CANT BELIVE NASDAQ IS GREEN AND ALL OF MY STOCK IS GREEN YEEEHAAAAAAAAA |
| Alienation of your neighbours serves to make them more antagonistic to your broken theocracy. |
| Guys like u/borat_he_like_you are from the future where we just sit around fucking sex robots all day |
| It won't pop that soon. |
| ASTS earnings solid, probably rips tomorrow |
| Why make shit up? |
| only if you don't consider the alternative. there's 100 hitlers waiting in line if the dumb US king goes somewhere. |
| Tomorrow is tuesday. The most dangerous day of the week 🌮 |
| micron |
| IBRX SLS ATMY |
| As an Israeli I confirm u as my lil baby bich |
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| if AI can do your job it probably didn't need doing in the first place.\n\n |
| You could have bought nvda for less than $4 in 2019 |
| Is ur doggie ok? |
| Why google |
| Even worse is the generative meeting summary people use where (because people don't know what generative means) it makes up topics and takeaways that never happened, and because the people that use them didn't go to the fucking meeting they send out the summary not knowing it's totally wrong. |
| That straight up whore moose. |
| Don't worry! Doesn't mean you aren't. Just means you got that one right. |
| Flock of Seagulls- I Ran |
| $CODA |
| 100%. Not to mention all the Evangelical Christians in the administration that emphatically support Israel. |
| Remember kids, Line only goes up. |
| Nah scroll down, there were like five doomer posts about NVDA shitting the bed (I went to see if it cliffed and it was down .7% AH) |
| As a former market maker, good call. |
| $80 is the fair market value. The sell off burned off a lot of that premium. I think you'd be safe at $130 for a while. |
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| Because you should’ve been flipping medical supplies dummy. |
| Show her your loss porn |
| Richard Armitage, you say?? |
| That or that they still expired worthless with the amount of vol there was today |
| As long as they can fire drones missiles and artillery from the cost of their country.\n\nIt is not a wide straight and can be easily blocked with drones since you only need to make an oil tanker catch fire and it is gone. |
| "She" is a robot. |
| riot did riot report?\n\n |
| my dog had a seizure this morning and i didnt realize i had an order open when it happened. while i was gone it filled, then my went up 200% then down 30% and then back to break even. so i guess i hope SPX opens at 6925 or something. |
| Hey man even a jump to 150$ would print good for me, got leveraged positions and calls for the week |
| Oh my fellow retard you belong, the bulls were all posting +2% Monday. |
| Wait... Who we talking about here? But, yes. True. |
| cause you’re item flipping in RuneScape lol |
| yes |
| Indeed. VG calls up though. And everyone's called me regarded |
| I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me |
| Hard pills for kids with < $2,500 accounts to swallow:\n\n~~~~\n\n- Silver is not a replacement for trading gold just because you can’t afford gold\n\n- War is bullish because it increases spend at large companies \n\n- Morals are not valid market indicators |
| "meet me behind the dumpster at Wendy's for a soft serve" |
| Can I tuck you in? |
| But but we control everything including reddit comments... lol, smh |
| Never thought I’d feel so nostalgic for the days of W… |
| You can as long as it's not STRAIGHT |
| Holy shit*t that SOFI AH volume. |
| So RIOT just gonna sit flat as if my calls don’t matter. |
| I'm literally a billionaire on Runescape because of item flipping on the GE for a couple of months, yet my real port is red\n\nFucking why? |
| This feels rug ish crude oil up 20 percent ytd already shit is priced in |
| Don't do wendy like that 😭\nThis is McDonald's 💀 |
| Just poureth mine pint John. |
| It's ok, I saw the the pictures |
| Bombs for bols |
| A sacrifice to the call gods |
| And that makes mango look bad, because he failed to make a deal after tearing up the last deal. |
| Ok this is the last comment now. Did we rich bottom yet? |
| She know regards like to part with massive amounts of money. |
| Wen MDB pamp? |
| Disgusting |
| Well the whole of last 2 weeks was from expecting a war of attrition because of the build up of forces, of course it's priced in immediately when they took out most of the senior leadership in a single day |
| Did you just say gap bro zoom out |
| Are you guys tired of winning yet ?! 👌🏆 |
| CRDO starting to reverse..Green tomorrow morning! |
| With the power of credit and margin, it doesn't have to be your money for a month |
| Whilst |
| Make $10 million and cut contact with your family instead |
| 100% chance that is an Indian named Patel |
| Red at night, bulls delight |
| Yeah might be time to start buying back again. |
| Yeah my HAL calls are flat after this shit?? |
| Funnily enough Iran is chill with transsexual people but hates homosexual people |
| It's going back up, maybe green tomorrow?\n\nI've seen better turn around b4 with worse results. |
| classic |
| I think you're living 24 hours in the past |
| They don't even have to be moved into the region to be targeted and killed.\n\n\nhttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-military-operation-american-service-members-killed-centcom/ |
| Can't wait to somehow lose even more money tomorrow |
| Did the US run out of missiles or gas or something? Do they have even a vague plan? Or any idea what they're doing there? |
| Look at this dude |
| Mid |
| I’ll buy a leap or 5 |
| Next time I’ll do the calcs myself instead of saving a few mins 💀 my bad lol |
| The size of this Mahone is making me feel gay |
| Gonna go to The Winchester and have a nice cold pint while listening to Queen. |
| It really should be around $200 as the floor with their growth and earnings. |
| Ber |
| You gotta wait for shipments to not show up, so give it a week or so |
| Ouch Mongo |
| Never to be gay again |
| Nobody has had a better 3 days than ole George W Bush knowing that he's no longer the dumbest president in history to get the US in a pointless quagmire. |
| kangoroo market since 3months |
| It’s a price 🥭 is willing to pay |
| Quick, who has a birthday today so we can make their wish for them on tomorrows market. \n\nONDS up 50% plz & tnk you, I'll at least buy you a beverage for your wish if it pans out |
| 6 last I saw |
| I thought surely with spellcheck they wouldn't...\n\n> Moreover, the United **Staes** believes that the district court’s self-described “pedantic” limitation of the scope\n\n> **EMEREGENCY** MOTION TO EXPEDITE APPEAL\n\n>LEAGUE OF WOMEN **VOTORS** OF MICHIGAN\n\nhttps://www.democracydocket.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/6-1-2026-02-27-Emergency-motion-to-expedite-appeal.pdf |
| send a destroyer through. let’s gamble. |
| What's a "dad" |
| Agreed, but better gains in a short time than most stocks and you can trade 23 hours a day \n\nSlow and steady.. .. |
| Nah that shit is cooked |
| Had a trip planned for Hormooz that I have to cancel now 😔 |
| It is very capable but also this is how asymmetric warfare works. They don’t have to fight our carrier group, they just have to blow up enough tankers to make this costly |
| LMAO MCD's CEO videos 😂 |
| What’s the count now |
| Where do I put my feet |
| Seriously. This shit has to go up. |
| (fake) wealth/money has to go somewhere... |
| Happy birthday |
| You don’t need to kick the bers when they’re already down. |
| Happy birthday! Remember someone sacrificed to male your wish come true. |
| GUSH |
| I wish I could bet on Polymarket |
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| # Gemini said\n\n**Desk veteran here.** This isn't just another geopolitical headline to meme about; this is a Tier-1 systemic supply shock.\n\nWhen you see a headline like this, retail panics, but the institutional desks immediately run the math on the "Chokepoint."\n\nHere is the professional breakdown of why the Strait of Hormuz is the single most dangerous waterway for global markets, and how the smart money trades it:\n\n# 1. The Math of the Chokepoint\n\nPeople throw around the word "disruption" loosely. Let's look at the actual numbers:\n\n* **The Volume:** Roughly **20 million barrels of oil per day** pass through that 2-mile-wide shipping lane. That is 20% of global petroleum consumption.\n* **The Alternatives:** Saudi Arabia and the UAE have some pipeline bypass capacity, but it can only handle about 2.6 million bpd. That leaves a massive \~17.4 million bpd stranded if the strait is fully closed.\n* **The "Hidden" Shock:** It isn't just crude oil. About **20% of the world's Liquefied Natural Gas (LNG)** (mostly from Qatar) goes through there. If that stops, Europe's energy grid goes back into crisis mode instantly.\n\n# 2. The "De Facto" Closure (The Insurance Trigger)\n\nIran doesn't actually need to sink a ship to close the strait. They just need to trigger the **Insurance Market.**\n\n* **The Mechanic:** Shipping companies require maritime insurance. When war-risk premiums skyrocket or insurers outright pull coverage due to missile threats, the tankers simply drop anchor and refuse to move.\n* **The Reality:** We are already seeing reports of over 150 tankers sitting idle outside the Gulf. Whether the strait is blocked by physical sea mines or by risk-averse insurance actuaries, the result is the exact same: The oil doesn't flow.\n\n# 3. The Macro Domino Effect\n\nThis is where the WSB crowd usually gets caught off guard. An oil spike isn't just an energy trade; it is an **Interest Rate trade.**\n\n* If oil gaps up to $90-$100+ per barrel and stays there, it feeds directly into headline inflation within weeks.\n* If inflation spikes, the Federal Reserve is forced to keep interest rates elevated to crush the demand side of the economy.\n* **The Result:** The broader market (Tech, Consumer Discretionary) sells off violently because the "cheap money" thesis gets destroyed by energy inflation.\n\n**How to position for this:**\n\n* **The Longs:** US domestic energy producers (XLE) and defense contractors (ITA). US shale producers benefit from the global price spike without the Middle East physical supply risk.\n* **The Shorts:** Airlines (JETS) and Transports. Jet fuel makes up a massive percentage of an airline's operating cost. A $20 spike in crude wipes out their profit margins overnight. |
| Bullshit* |
| Just want to make $100k and make my dad proud |
| Troop deaths 📈 |
| I’ve seen her tits. |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| !remindme 1 month |
| SLV having a big fat Clifford with a war going on has to be one of the funniest things ever |
| Still a bull market. |
| Should be a lot more than that. |
| thanks you |
| I made some money shorting OIL today so I guess maybe my wife will let me sleep with her tonight |
| Thats why theu elected him 4 times right |
| what did you choose? |
| RDDT being compressed between 146-147 today looks spicy, something going on there making me feel like its gonna recover now |
| That’s cheap compared to 2026 money, $4 gas in 2008 was rough. |
| Gonna be hilarious if AVAV goes right back to 300 in the next few days |
| We have at least 4-5 weeks per Trump |
| CEDO 💀 -8% AH |
| Market has been range bound since Oct 28 lmao, this is a "oh turns out it wasn't that bad" pump |
| My uneducated opinion is that the market wont care unless it pushes close to a month of being closed with no solution on the horizon to reopen it. |
| THEN WHY DO I SEE A BIG GREEN DILDO |
| prolly cuz big Yahu has blackmail on all US politicans via Epstein |
| Imagine being ugly AND crazy. Genuinely a fate worse than death |
| Dumb in they did. The US has been preparing Taiwan to go scorched earth for decades. They could still try it but there wont be a single acre of the island that isn’t a mine field if they do, and every chip fab will be rendered completely useless. \n\nChina is in a sweet position to just hang out and win by letting the US continue to shoot itself in the foot. |
| Is that the thing the Kpop Demon Hunters were singing for? |
| It’s easy but leverage sucks |
| Ah. A fellow seafood lover I see. |
| Still a bit early imo but yeah if cycle low low is in october (or an altcoin season really pops off) it's not bad starting now. Still uncertain if i shouldn't just buy bitcoin as my one and only crypto exposure. |
| ASTS did not produce sats? Dang it |
| I used my birthday wish yesterday for green today, you guys are welcome 🙏🏼 |
| AI slop |
| I am pretty sure this guy is invested in something else. |
| He’s a day trader I think! |
| Watch crude futures pump and claim a few thousand for myself. |
| US generals advised against attacks on Iran. Your clown-god did it anyways. |
| GUHSTS |
| You better 2FA your trading account or else "she" will suck you DRY!!!! |
| Cut the head of the snake right off. Don’t f around with America. We’re fat, we fight, and we’re angry at everyone. |
| But we aren't in a depression 🤔 |
| Page 3 of Operation Epic Fury states you’re not allowed to do that. |
| did i do something wrong? I used to be an ape\n\n |
| I wish i could read |
| Doubt\n\nYou gotta get married before that unless they legalized ChatGPT marriages \n |
| Emerging markets |
| Hoping for brkb recovery. I thought they were holding cash and were the best stock to be war proof. Apparently all other stocks are war proof. |
| It was like a vampire addressing the UN. \n\n\n#🧛🏼♀️🌐 |
| Very logical. If it went up way more it wouldn't surprise me.\n\nMarket was expecting a long drawn out war. Now it looks like it will be a extremely short operation, only a few weeks. |
| Ask for WSB Pr0n |
| We can have high rates, high inflation, markets at ATH and war now |
| Seems pretty legit 🤷🏻♂️ |
| that was their own rocket that fell on the school bud, just like hamas rocket fell on that hospital. and useful idiots lap it up |
| Asts theta gang 🦧 |
| This dudes supa fat |
| Well bors what did we learn today? 😀 |
| fr, just send a text like it takes 10 times longer to listen to some bs then reading it. |
| “We will tomorrow be taking steps to mitigate oil s\nPrice spikes” yea they are fuk they aren’t going to be able to do shit lol. |
| Maybe he even listens to Genesis |
| Today at work in my AI training I learnt: I can ask AI to write me an email, and then ask AI to make that AI written email more concise. Then, the person I send it to can also ask AI to make the AI written email sent by me more concise for them.\n\nI also learnt no one is going to have any clue what email chains say anymore. |
| But first you need to know how to count a liquid |
| Why does bro think? |
| Gotta love muhrica |
| Watch HGRAF continue its glorious climb |
| Since 3 months ago |
| bro didn’t you hear kegsbreath said it’s already over and finished ! nothing to worry bout |
| TMDX - I have previously posted why this is such gold and was called ‘AI Slop’. I’m okay with that accusation because highly regarded people are allowed to be afraid of proper grammar. Anyways, this is gonna pump for a while. In at 130, getting out at 165 |
| Considering I’ve seen multiple posters saying they’re finished, yeah it’s probably a safe bet |
| I will never buy either calls or puts right at open again. Makes ZERO difference what the market SHOULD do. Only matters that the MM’s want to fuck as many people as possible. |
| Peak Iraq and Afghan was that much per day minimum. |
| Like he said - America close to last |
| Fuck Real Madrid lmao 🤌 |
| Brown (subtractive, pigments) or yellow (additive, digital lights) |
| Tell them it's bad to make rash decisions and you think things over and triple check weck everything |
| prolly will reach saturn |
| CRDO crushed.... and it's down.... naturally. |
| Been around since 2001 and only 20 employees? Hard pass |
| Go electric |
| Wont this effect mostly just oil or am i wrong lol |
| Bro, that's my lunch bill |
| Yes |
| WW3 against who? You think China gonna come out blasting to defend Iran?\n\nAt worst they gonna grab Taiwan while Trump is busy. He probably doesn't want to defend Taiwan anyways, so maybe he can save face by claiming he couldn't defend Taiwan due to two aircraft carriers being occupied.\n\nRussia is obviously... busy... so I'm not sure who else would even be a factor. |
| Watching SPY hover around the same place it has since 11:30 this morning pissin me off |
| Yes! Very similar but no greeks, IV, etc to track but you don't get exponential gains on rise like options \n\nYou also don't get exponential drops either\n\nThere are trade offs..... |
| Uso |
| Technically it was solved by the war economy printing money, then we paid for it later in stagnation to inflate away the debt.\n\nThen once debt qas inflated we boomed, for them Lucky boomers, then we tied the american housing market into primary collateral for the functioning of finances, then we fraudulently rated them and collapsed it again, to which we then decided fuck it QE infinity. |
| Who does bro think he is? |
| It is absolutely bizarre though isn't it? If the straits are closed for any length of time, that's a global supply chain crisis, and another covid style shock to the global economy. But.. shares go up. |
| GOOGL |
| They're soldiers, dying in war is what they were hired to do. |
| SOFI |
| Hating the regime doesn’t mean they like US bombing their school girls or installing their puppet admin. |
| Fly me to the moon. -Frank Sinatra |
| Who are you talking to?… |
| my god i did it. i actually made $ today. |
| Because Iran is a paper Tiger the US and Israel has complete air superiority over. |
| When does bro think he is? |
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| A very short war. Market last week was bracing for something a lot more ugly and complicated.\n\nNabbing Khamenei immediately and successfully in the first few hours was significant. |
| nvidia pump tmrw again? |
| Going to assume I'm not the only one that read that as "Iron Throne" |
| Open the article lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/92103v5zfpmg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=722dd5e71013e77571e61477d57109b93d2b91f5 |
| now is not the time for that, buddy |
| I guess he truly belongs here then |
| I mean…it was hanging in a downward direction. So we are drilling? |
| Why’s my sky not rendering |
| How's that gone for anyone in the last 5 years? |
| What does bro think he is? |
| My car’s out back if you’re ready to take that long dated call ? |
| Sure, for less than 5% of those trading options/futures/forex it is a serious investment.\n\nFor 95% of those trading them, it is the same as a casino, often with wider house edges than your typical blackjack game.\n\nExample: 0.45 bid / 0.55 ask on an option. If true equilibrium is 0.50 over 100,000 simulations, it in theory has a 9% house edge (EV is 0.5, you pay 0.55).\n\nKeep going though arguing they are serious investments. Sure, I agree, some it is but for the majority on Robinhood or WSB, they are the same as going to a casino as they don’t understand any the Greek values, or how option premium is even calculated. |
| Hearing her speech was hilarious, nothing screams anti-immigration like having a 3rd world gold digger representing US by speaking shitty English |
| Plenty of dudes in here paying alimony |
| ASTS green or red EOD tmrw |
| Someone who spends his lunch break comparing business cards with his coworkers |
| The market priced in an entire war in less than a trading day |
| Me too... Is bullish non stop it seems... |
| It's not an assumption.\n\nYou're focusing on things like "justify" when this is a market sub. Right or wrong is irrelevant here dumbass. |
| saw you in wallstreetbets and 😉 thought you might want to put your life savings in this random chinese scam exchange that totally won't pig butcher you 😉 |
| Soft as pepe in cold water. |
| does that include the three F-15s shot down by friendly fire? |
| I know. Believe me, I know |
| You've no idea how some folks are scared of changing shit for them that's working for their size(totally fair in my opinion) |
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| Has anyone looked at almonty ? |
| Boy am I glad I didn’t play MDB earnings and hope for a repeat of last time. |
| !banbet SPY -1.51% 1d |
| Honestly I want to buy like 5oz of physical but I know as soon as I do it’ll just dump… |
| Why it loves when we bomb people 10k miles away? |
| So is AI over? |
| Time for a Bacanator from Wendy’s |
| A lot of companies that didn't want to spend the money to move to something better |
| 🥲🦅🇺🇸 |
| Means we are going to burn another 5 trillion for nothing |
| Israel stock market at all time highs , rest of the week is green fellas |
| You had me at \div 339\ |
| Nah kinda hope it goes down another 12% just cause during after hours |
| If people think NVO is going lower they are smoking crack. |
| The regards who shorted this morning paid covered it lmfao |
| Would pltr still be green tmr if market crashed. Please |
| And grammar |
| it could go up. It might go down though too |
| It's a commodity, not an equity. |
| Still baffled this market finished green\n\nIt’s one thing not to dip that deep. But another to climb like this |
| And nepotism reigns. So essentially we’re back in the 17th century |
| Gap up this morning because the rumor of war was over. Gap down at 3.06pm est because Ian's threat of no ships are safe to pass through the straight, which accounts for 20% of global oil supply |
| Who does bro think he is? |
| Seems to have, huh. Lol let’s go congrats! |
| US is setting a limit of 75,000 of H200 to any chinese customer and a million unit total cap. Nothing burger since NVDA already guided saying they assume no revenue from China. Go back to your regular recovery bounce until it hits $195 during the GPU conference. |
| That we’re gonna solve the Little Sad |
| And also the world's largest agricultural producer |
| What are stocks u predict will go high tomorrow ? Asking for a friend blease.. |
| How many butthole pics for $12? |
| I will primarily focus on the Iran conflict and its implications for the oil market. Additionally, I believe XLU is exhibiting strong momentum. Right now, my top tech stock picks are FIG and NVTS, as they effectively address the critical power challenges faced by chip technology. |
| Sounds low tbh |
| We will do anything but put Israel in their place |
| All bers will join him there |
| Rates up is bullish. |
| My bad. English is my second language. I think I understand what you meant now. |
| >cannot send missiles to your neighbors because you believe you have religious ties to their land,\n\nWhat in the world are you talking about lmao.\n\n>\n\nyou also can't blow up your neighbors because you 'theyre hiding terrorist in hospitals'\n\nTrue, you blow them up when they have committed an act attempting to destroy you and will forever be dedicated to attempting to do so and then[ running back to hide behind their hospitals](https://www.timesofisrael.com/hamas-government-docs-detail-terror-groups-use-of-gaza-hospitals-medical-facilities/). Thats not really a problem outside of Gaza tho (Hezbollah does do it too tbf.) |
| Maybe you should check out Twitter (X)\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/r1v2846jfpmg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b2230d941ee1cbe58594896a68158e1a5fbca3a |
| Nice knowing ya! Good luck 👍 |
| Pool's closed |
| Looks like options on easy mode from what i been seeing. |
| Seriously, check this out and DYOR - at today’s prices this is an absolute steal, IF you believe in A.I. -\n\nhttps://youtu.be/mVenuT2E8Rw?si=G6sWzJ1CCmYSWnVh |
| Ooooh a banbet virgin |
| Youd think war stocks woulda held their gains today with that being the case |
| First useful post on WSB in days |
| I live in an ugly trailer and im down 89%, i got nothing else\n\n \nWaiting for WWIII at this point |
| Wtf is a reaction game? Like reaction streaming? |
| Why is mongodb even a stock? Genuinely who uses this shit in tech anymore lmao. Don’t know a single SWE or company who uses this meme DB except college students trying to make an AI slop portfolio |
| It’s easy |
| 800 million dollars was the cost of the first day of the US strike on Iran … tax dollars in the trash |
| Hey quick question, what the FUCK are you talking about?? |
| Barrel torpedoes |
| Following also |
| Hormuz deez nuts |
| Gld calls |
| Why is this so funny lol |
| BRKB : Budget with multibillion $$ and years of experience, down -3.6% YTD \nMe: Budget $1000, part time intern in Wendy's up 15% YTD |
| Everyone in this thread claiming NVDA is cooked…\n\nI guess it will be ripping up tomorrow. |
| Two isthmus’s touching would just be a bigger isthmus. You had peninsula right there homie. |
| short gld |
| I guess that depends how soft their guidance was lol |
| This is the same reason sauron loses in the books lol. The rings of power do come at a price. |
| Making a lot of assumptions that have all been incorrect about me so far, well done 👍 |
| I actually bought some BKCH |
| We’re just Israel’s bitch now |
| This morning Tesla announced their robots will come with a jerk feature. |
| Great Depression was solved by WW2. \nBears, what do you think that means with this Iran war? |
| Bullish on new Wayans Bros Scary Movie |
| Ha! |
| Iranians are celebrating on the streets. Every Iranian I met in Europe hates this current regime |
| Leave America? |
| If you have AIDS |
| Hypothetically if 🥭goes to the afterlife how do you think the market will react |
| Leave were? Work? ✌️ |
| >farts and shits a little in pants < sad pepe face |
| Apparently others seem to not agree 😂 |
| Leave where? The US? Too late |
| I have a buddy I text he’s cool but he is always leaving me these long ass voice messages. Bro I don’t want to sit and hear you talk for 45 seconds fuck |
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| OPEC+ just voted to raise output by 0.2% of global supply.\n\n20% of global supply passes through the straight of horny.\n\nI mean.. overall I'm still bullish. Iran doesn't have the capability to shut down the straight. They do have the capability to be dicks, and drive up insurance costs and such.. and I'm sure they'll try. But they can't really do anything significant.\n\nAnd you don't think SA and others would glaze Mango promising they would pump pump pump if he attacks Iran and then betray him and watch oil go to 90 then.. I don't know how to help you. Not to say that will happen, but I wouldn't put it past them. |
| Never mind that, this shit is so good that fuckin Q8is can take out F15s by accident |
| I kinda get naughty when I see a YOLO 😏🔥 |
| My next prediction is that we will fade this entire move back to new lows |
| Snake is the Peacewalker for a reason. |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: EVEX\n\n Direction: Up (Vertically)\n\n Prognosis: Buy Shares / 2027 LEAPS\n\n Backing: Embraer (The aviation cheat code)\n\n The Math: 1/10th the valuation of Joby with double the order backlog |
| We bullish on WeBull $BULL |
| 10Y jumping 2% lmao, didn’t last very long under 4% |
| A nice change of pace from taking red dildos up my ass. |
| Hookers and blow. Now all we need is some blow. |
| Well here's my next prediction. We will fade this entire move back to new lows |
| Little Marco says US had to strike preemptively cuz Bibi was going to attack regardless of diplomacy talks. Lol |
| They putting fucking reaction games in job applications.\n\nMy boomer reflexes cant keep up man |
| Just Vibing to this Asts ec music |
| If my insurance company had balls it would have been my dad |
| Looking for group? This isn't WoW! |
| Why does Joe close the strait of Hormuz, does he has some kind of beef with us?? |
| Yeah fintech is too correlated to crypto for some reason. Good play though if you refuse to buy bitcoin. |
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| !banbet SPY -1.5% 1d |
| same reason stocks went up after iraq invasion started |
| teCh TrAnsfers! |
| So if you used 0dtes it would’ve been extraordinary |
| This is America, baby, where a Eastern European whore can raise their station to sitting on the UN Sec Council as long as you’re willing to suck obese dick lol |
| NVDA got absolutely dunked on today and their response was “yeah well we’re sending our old shit to China anyway” |
| Be sure to post positions and obligatory follow-up loss porn |
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| Mongo numbers were good but guidance was shit. Still that much of a drop is a fn overreaction. I rage bought shares of mdbx after hours to make up for my calls. This will recover for sure. |
| Mongo numbers were good but guidance was shit. Still that much of a drop is a fn overreaction. I rage bought shares of mdbx after hours to make up for my calls. This will recover for sure. |
| Comparing gambling and options/futures/forex tells me you will lose all your money on "prediction markets". |
| Lucky dog you! |
| Bond market getting yippy |
| Stupid bolz! \n\nJust practicing for tomorrow |
| I think you missed my point, but im right there with you on the thesis. I bought about $5k today. |
| Why didn't you guys tell me futures trading was so easy? |
| This is so dumb it must have come straight from fox entertainment. |
| They don't need a navy to close it. The straight is tiny and cheap drones or cheap artillery hidden in the mountains near the coast will work.\n\nShipping companies already stopped some shipping. |
| 10/10 |
| Anthony Noto bought 56,000 shares.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/u9zvlqcsepmg1.png?width=1294&format=png&auto=webp&s=8fbc96c23d5b525e9da81615f205549c8c6eca78\n\n |
| No need to issue a warning they already attacked some |
| Yeah but with different countries. We're just gonna switch and help the ones we didn't like. Then back again.\n\nLike fashion. But with missiles and dollars. |
| Strait of Hormuz closed, ready for $10 gallon gas? |
| Holy hell mongo ded |
| Yup. For the unpteenth time our navy is the best by far. Doesn’t make it capable of literally anything. Cheers |
| Money good. War bad.\nThank you for your attention to this matter.\n |
| Keeping it under assessment 🫡 |
| The chosen one |
| Nvidia quintuples the entire world economy by next quarter, outperforming their own guidance and analyst expectations by several orders of magnitude?\n\nStock market crashes. |
| Narrator voice: It wasn't a chick. |
| A world where conflicts of interest are openly ignored |
| He ist gonna become new King of Iran and then bomb himself because He bombs every head of iran |
| calls on his grocery store |
| You must also consider that AT&T did not know wtf they were doing and their acquisitions were just a vehicle to generate wealth for the c-suite. |
| Y’all see Knight of the Seven Kingdoms and Ser Arlan of Pennytree’s magnum dong? That’s what coming for ur puts. |
| Alright you win |
| Hormuz is about as closed as Melania's legs when she was an Epstein girl... It's gonna cost you, but you can get through |
| Well at least you know she’s not a gold digger |
| You mean, they may throw themselves off rooftops ? yeah, not a bad idea! |
| The more they war the more PLTRs existence is justified. Why are you gay |
| Eh I don't buy today's rally as the final bottom but I'll take it for now |
| Hey so what are your latest doll recommendations? Fuck anything good lately? |
| Believe it or not, bulls. |
| now Melania is heading a UN Security Council meeting as the US representative, wtf kind of world are we living in 🤣 |
| I did (a what a poor use of time that was), no mention of the Nasdaq here at all |
| -0.00% really a fuck your puts and fuck your calls moment |
| Because bots trade the markets and there is not enough fear, yet. |
| papa rayray will take your cash and deliver |
| Butt plug did well |
| 🎶 Well I bought this Qatar and I learned how to make it talk 🎶 |
| No it really is red |
| oh, so not just me then\n\n |
| Hahahahahahahahha. The us navy is no where near dumb enough to risk sailing through a 22 mile wide strait. Much less escort cargo ships for other countries. \n\nSeems ppl can’t wrap their head around the USA navy not being able to do literally anything\n\nImagine the blowback if a navy ship gets sunk and 100+ personnel kia….our admin is dumb but they ain’t that dumb. \n\nFor the purposes of shipping they’re closed\n\nI can physically ride my bicycle in the slow lane on the highways, it’s open to me…. |
| This guy fukks |
| Did you guys just casually forget where OPEC is ramping up oil production by a massive amount? They’re prepared to flood the market with oil d/t the straight of Hormuz being closed. Also the world would genuinely be okay with Iran getting nuked if it meant the world oil supply got shut off. |
| Dude first time in months my europoor port pumped because the dollar is worth more then toilet paper |
| Bait. No one here is married. |
| I just got my first margin call. Woooo!! (I’m not even down, I just went too close to MR) |
| Markets didn't go down from Russia-Ukraine War. Nor Israel 12 day, Iran bombing and Venezuela. |
| lower. |
| Greenest day of all time!!!! |
| I don't do shorts, why have limited upside? I'm up 150% YTD on calls. Still, the owl is going to zero. \n\nAI live translation everywhere, no moat against AI generated courses from first party LLMs, and increased spending on tokens to generate their own AI courses that they won't be able to monetize enough to offset those costs. It looks cheap now but that P/E doesn't reflect the AI spending that started soaring at the end of last year. |
| Today was very real and very legal |
| Folks i am telling you trades when you're high hit different. No logic in the head. Just like the market players |
| They could literally purchase the entire market cap from one year of operating cash flows |
| Will I, as a bear, ever win? 😢 |
| MODS! |
| Asts pinky promises 45-60 satellites in 2026 again. Straight to 200. |
| They didn't rename it the Department of War to NOT go to war with someone. |
| Why did Tesla go green? Did they have bad news? Sell even less cars? |
| Cuz now their ATT. |
| What is the news with NVDA? |
| I need an Elon Musk style earnings call so that my ASTS calls don't get crushed |
| I also got some silver today. I'm surprised it was down today. |
| Same. |
| Thanks now it's guaranteed to go up |
| Nasdaq antother pump tomorrow IT is |
| After hours blood red 🐻 |
| Had my best day in years but I didn't use 0dtes, I used 1 month |
| Ban |
| OP how much are you up over the last couple of days? All these regards who were talking shit wish they could have been you. |
| *your wife loves him ☝🏻 |
| I'm not gonna look, what is it |
| What kind of loser bot only has 13 karma after 1 year? They could literally post a fully clothed woman winking or something and get an easy 1000. |
| Theres a situation all over my monitor. |
| Soon |
| Sounds and smells like bullshit as well! |
| Just figured out what I’ve been doing wrong all this time. |
| I didnt see it |
| u up? |
| This MDB dump is kind of overkill. 25% down because their guidance was soft. This might be a good pickup at open it will probably recover alot tomorrow when market sees that its over reacting.\n\nOr it will stay like this....... |
| yes, i think worst case scenarios are priced in now. possiblity for nuclear war or like global pandemic is there but very unlikely |
| ASTS doesnt have its conference call till 5PM EST so probably wont be any movement till then |
| What time? |
| Yeah this is master fuccery. Maybe tomorrow it can recover |
| Buy shares of the stock |
| So is spunk |
| Just because morons keep regurgitating that “there is no plan”, doesn’t mean that it’s true. You are certifiably regarded if you actually believe the US went into this without plans on how to handle all possible scenarios.\n\nsybau |
| I made a cool $35 today. Later poors |
| Imagine seeing literal fire hoses of drones and missiles being used to shoot down opposing drones and missiles, and still being bearish on defense contractors. |
| Calls on champagne |
| It's pacific theater situation where there is a lot of area and fatalistic troops. It takes time to find them all. The shoreline of Iran to 20 mile depth is about 20.000 sqm. All you need to do is attack a ship a few times a week and the shipping companies wont risk it. US military power can skull fuck the obvious problems away but it cant remove the subtle little ajatollahs with drones and single missile positions inside the mountains. |
| 🙄🙄 |
| Huh... I did not know that. That's interesting |
| So you’re saying you don’t expect unexpected news? How unexpected- or expected? |
| You should start a newsletter and sell a course. You are a step above anyone I have read. I used to think the market will only go on a sustained move down if society collasped. But now I think that is extremely bullish. |
| When Netflix pump to 120? |
| I still expect it to go higher in the long run. |
| It isn’t just bullshit? Looks a lot like bullshit tbh |
| Wae ist good so more Green for US. Nasdaq +1% every day for the next years unil Inflation Hits 300% in US with 4000000% new tarrifs |
| Credo reported good numbers wtf is this drop |
| THANKS OBAMA |
| Red light therapy is actually really good for your skin you know |
| I held that thing sideways for two years and had shares called away at $5.50☠️ |
| A lot of dummies here forgot that WW2 got us out of the Great Depression. The Great scam deal from Rosevelt didn’t do sht. Lmaoooo. \n\nStupid BEARS. |
| Position started with 10k shares at 10. Then another 10k at 4. On both sides of the 2024-2025 run. Position is average $6 now |
| Anyone saying you’re an idiot is jealous. Profits are profits. Ya gotta swing to win. GG man |
| So is options / futures / forex. They’re all the taxed the same as prediction markets, classified as derivatives with the 60/40 rule.\n\nYou’re in WSB.\n\nYour point? |
| How are we up |
| I had one of those say they think it’s hot that I like skiing and maps. Haha |
| Takes notes… to pretend to be human, must have at least 3 Wendy’s memes. |
| Gey bers coming for dat ass |
| Any more flat days and my fury will also be epic |
| Finally a green day for me. But after weeks of red it means nothing to me. Just like my life. |
| I don't want to click |
| Why would Obama fly a B2 bomber and bomb Iran? |
| Flat as fuck is more like it |
| Always was |
| $10-$15 out of the money was still going for $2-$4 contract. Shit is nuts |
| Just wait until the call starts lol. Their management will start promising unbelievable profit on the call and it will go green. |
| how can I profit from the degen gamblers losing their shirt on this? |
| Can someone explain why NVDA needs to sell chips to China if there is already "unlimited demand" domestically? \nAlso if it is making a Computer God, do we really want a Chinese god? I wouldn't be able to understand its commands. |
| I've lost enough money on them but maybe one more time is the trick |
| Maybe OPs kink is getting pictures of his wang sent to his mother via a blackmailer. |
| Companies do bad. Stock still goes up. Nothing makes sense anymore. VIBES BABY! |
| So buy longer dated options retard. There's more than 0dte and weeklies |
| Dip then rip |
| sorta tired of the way shit is, and 3 years to go |
| the market has become a liquidity hunt for the institutions. the era of fundamentals are over. |
| Sold NVDA and bought SLV and some theta plays on RKT at about noon this morning. \n\nThank fucking god I made a smart decision for once. |
| No. It's all the dicks you keep sucking. |
| Did we Just moon today because its First day of the month and all savings Plans are buying auromatically?\nOr are we bullish in war and mooning because rising prices and immense Costa for war are good for the Economy? |
| False perceptions of certainty. \n\nBefore the attack it was uncertain what went on, now we are certain the attack would happen.\n\nBut ultimately, we are in a new uncertainty now. |
| Taiwan has a lot of water around. My man would look to open that shit up right down the middle . Tracks\n You're right |
| That’s the only way to bet on Russian roulette by yourself |
| It probably tanks |
| Shut down is a lot different than getting bombed lmao |
| Second time I’ve heard NU today, first one not from Reddit. What’s the scoop? |
| Keep holding my puts |
| 🍊: "I never said 'No New Wars'."\n\n🇺🇸: "Huh? What did you say then?"\n\n🍊: "No, New Wars" |
| What’s wrong with it |
| Same recycled H200 news lmao |
| As if I didn’t lose enough money today. |
| option 1 short the VIX (as said before)\n\noption 2 overweight not cyclical business or oil-linked companies\n\noption 3 try to convince clients that Brent ETC is absolute garbage at the moment\n\n |
| Tomorrow is the release of new deepseek version? Can’t be good for markets |
| New thesis: Trump is dying, and this is last hurrah/fuck you. \n\n\nWhat happens to the market if he drops dead on thursday? |
| Who’s gonna talk about peace, they’re blast anyone who sits on the Iran Throne, ain’t no one running the country rn |
| That’s what I’m thinking |
| Gyna will tell Iran to open up the STRAIGHT\n\nShorting OIL |
| If Kojima deploys Snake I would hide in a box as well |
| Cooked 🍳 |
| Frank messing around with you again I see. |
| its down AH rn |
| Nothing is more exciting than gambling. Well, maybe gambling while on drugs. |
| US MULLS CAPPING NVIDIA H200 SALES AT 75,000 PER CHINESE BUYER $NVDA |
| Spy $670 toomorow |
| Hellz yeah on that last part. |
| That’s a man. A man named Abdul. |
| SPY 700 tomorrow is a lock |
| With IV around 130%, yeah that was probably the right call. |
| Now that they burned the puts it'll actually dump tomorrow. Scam market |
| Mr. Cramer to you |
| your mom |
| PLTG |
| I wonder if plug can go above $2. There is a wall of calls |
| More than any threat from Iran the insurance industry is spiking the rates for ships or saying they wont be insured if they operate there. |
| I was banking on my HAL calls that stayed flat all day... |
| I have 200 $20 calls for june 18th |
| Money ain’t for nothin’ and your chicks for free.\n\n*hits the sickest guitar lick in human history* |
| Seems he does better than you in stock exchange |
| Turn around leave and never come back |
| There are 100 million people in Iran and the fundamentalists still have way more support among them than the US media shows you in addition to an ironclad control of all power in government that isn't at all dependent on Khamenei. The sort of military engagement that would truly topple the Islamic Republic would plunge the country into a spiraling widespread crisis, all out war, and become a multi trillion dollar quagmire in which millions could die. Most people in Iran deeply hate the US, even many of those who also hate the IRGC. Do not let the on average wealthier and more reactionary expat communities fool you into thinking they represent the average Iranian in Iran.\n\nIraq and Afghanistan were significantly more imperiled governments at the time of our invasions of them than Iran is. The US has no control of escalation in Iran and we absolutely will never have control of escalation in Iran. It is a country tailor made for a protracted mountain terrain guerrilla war that would make Vietnam's jungles look favorable. In over 100 years this has never worked and in much much more favorable circumstances at that.\n\nThis new gen falling for the "they will welcome us as liberators" bamboozle is insane. Jesus we are fucked |
| \nNVO at this level is gon be a hugely profitable trade IMO |
| No, but I have bad news about the dick you had in your mouth. |
| i gonna start playing russian stonks...that baby will boom now with exploding oil prices |
| I could concede that taking Venezuela/Iran, while illegal, technically could be good for the US (corporations and stocks, so not most people. I happen to own a lot of stocks but most don't), but tariffs the specific way he's implementing them (recklessly against everyone before and without any policy agenda to wean ourselves off reliance on those very countries) are absolutely not good for the economy and are clearly fucking it up as we speak. |
| Sure but SLV had a high of $82.37 today. |
| Lmao gottem |
| Bye bye nvidia |
| well we know that oil prices will go up because of all this.\n\nbut i don't know what oil price increase will do to my stonks.\n\nmy wifes boyfriend has an oil well so we are probably gonna be ok tho. |
| Gangrene. Jaundice is yellow |
| Better than there the Strait of Jabroney, am I right? Up top. |
| I really shouldn’t have looked at your profile fuck…. |
| I’m not dumb enough to not have puts. I expect them to show in the morning and fade into the sunset |
| MARKET MAKER |
| https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East%E2%80%93West_Crude_Oil_Pipeline\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habshan%E2%80%93Fujairah_oil_pipeline\n\nStill pretty much fucked though. Good job Cheeto mushroom dick and DUI hire sucking that cut cock so your Kompromat doesn't get put on the war thunder forums. |
| Also crypto coupling |
| Put that fuckin cracker in ur mouf |
| nvidia realy cant have ONE fucking nromal day of green without sleloff |
| wyd NVDA |
| They beat earnings\n\nI just think it’s gonna be cucked for a long time cuz many retards have calls and Cramer pimped it \n |
| Yeah idk why everyone is arguing with you because you're right |
| I heard that they rejected a ceasefire. He really fucked up this time. |
| Friday’s total option volume of 78.0 million contracts resulted in net open interest growth of 9.42 million calls and 9.30 million puts. NVIDIA (), Netflix (), Tesla () and Technologies (SOFI) saw the greatest growth. Top five new positions opened include 202k Warner Bros. Discovery (WBD) Oct-26 20 puts, 191k NVIDIA (NVDA) 3/6 weekly 155 puts, 93k SoFi Technologies (SOFI) Mar-26 19 calls, 91k Netflix (NFLX) Aug-26 105 calls and 91k Netflix (NFLX) Aug-26 125 calls. |
| The same reason we don't use airplanes to transport oil. |
| "hey there I see you have no regard for your money, want to give me some too?" |
| Basement jaundice |
| Ready to give your money to theta for the rest of the week |
| Click on some ads |
| Look this is just fact, if you look on the map and submerge all these middle east countries global trade would be way more efficient don't be mad!! |
| How’s your diet? Are these onion ring farts or protein farts? |
| Weird way to go about being OP's wife's boyfriend |
| Market only gonna really move when he dies and the party is over for everyone trying to grab all they can. Everything else is priced in because everyone knows day-to-day is just a roller-coaster of BS. |
| One of these you're gonna see nadella see resigning and bull gates rejoining msft. Easy 1000 . ( I hope so, I am irresponsibly long on this pile of shit with calls) |
| today was a rug pull so Donnie and his friends can collect cash before shit goes dwon |
| And your first language is? |
| Market's clearly pricing in a quick de-escalation. I'm not sure what they're smoking though... |
| several weeks LOL |
| My moves? My moves??? The world is burning and you want to know my moves?!?! Calls, if you must know |
| It's insane this is legal. People close to Trump are profiting off of war, death, and Iran related contracts in the prediction markets |
| Ahhh yes my favorite way of fixing a problem, by just shooting missiles at it with no fucking plan to deal with what happens after. Didn't we do this a couple times already? How did Iraq go? Afghanistan? Vietnam? |
| It's already called "the straight of homos" . They'd be grasping at straws to call it something even gayer |
| Always, I thought I was special 🙁 |
| My dude, if I'm about to walk down a dark alley and some russian organ harvester blocks my path and says 'alley is closed', then you better believe that I am considering that alleyway closed and turning the fuck around.\n\nYou think the Strait of Hormuz has a fucking door? |
| That’s so obvious. I don’t know why some people are acting surprised here lol |
| we got benezuela for freeeeee |
| ASTS hasn’t beaten earnings estimates for the last 4 quarters, diluted shares to get income, launched one rocket(?), however it keeps going up 🫠 |
| The problem with making everybody in your country fucking hate you is that everybody in your country fucking hates you |
| Bullish, spend on our economy lol. |
| Those are big *ifs*. \n\nThe regime was just decapitated (and those higher level positions are the glue that hold the pillars together). They can replace their leadership, but the Americans/Israelis have just demonstrated that they can remove their leaders. \n\nThe population has been protesting against the regime for a while now. I don't see them taking a step back now that their adversary is *weaker*. This is probably the best chance liberals within Iranian society have of enacting political change. |
| I’m over here checking out STMZF trying to get Anduril exposure. |
| I am Schrödinger’s trader. I am both deeply serious and trolling you depending on when I unloaded my position |
| Irrational exuberance should be updated to delusional irrational exuberance. |
| solid reasoning, well deserved |
| When the missles fly, you buy |
| What could possibly be more exciting than 0DTE options? |
| You can tell by the way multiple of them have fallen out of the sky. |
| I am mainly a physical silver buyer and been buying since it was below 40. I bought SLV just for the fun of it in the stock. |
| A nuclear war might finally prove that the stock market is run entirely by computers and algorithms |
| But how much did you make |
| can you stop calling them THETA gang\n\nthe name is MARKET MAKER |
| Moses would buy TMC calls then part the seas revealing rare earth deposits\n\nJesus would buy STZ puts then turn enough water into wine to put them out of business |
| wtf is going on with archer and asts? did they report? will they ever move? |
| You haven’t hit any ships lately tho have you? |
| Is it weird that I saw Trump’s neck rash photo and immediately reached for a teriyaki beef jerky? 😑 |
| Them weren't no farts grandpa |
| Keep eating and one day you'll have your own set to feel |
| How much did you make |
| when volume is low, gains are also low. |
| lol anyway too regarded to take my ass out...i will just do the uber fight |
| Theta gang prepping up for their 6th straight month of winning it seems. Surely they are all in lambos by now 😴😴😴 |
| He texting you during his break at wendy's |
| Because people aren’t mad that Iran will be out of the equation moving forward |
| SPY 700 EOW. What else you wanna hear? You’re handsome. You have big pp. Your wife loves you. |
| bullish |
| Gays of Hormuz coming to Bravo this fall. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8i41hn42dpmg1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=12b469c8a0de05b8668b15a4412017675d45777f |
| Finally |
| They hit a tanker yesterday. They might not be able to reliably hit much but they can hit enough that insurance will demand a hefty premium to go through which is all you need to make it unnavigable |
| Not if the case is severe enough and UV exposure is low enough. |
| Dey bought? Duwmp it. |
| "She" knows you are gullible. |
| Glad I waited to buy ASTS calls after ER...bullish! |
| Theta gang is absolutely diabolical 😂 |
| Depends, how many contracts are we talking? |
| Did you guys know 20% of the worlds oil comes thru the Straights of Hormooooz |
| hey, worked for the guys who bought 30% OTM Slv puts |
| If hotties are looking for r***** they should dm me, im unemployed and i think that inflation is transitory |
| What date and strike? I have 100 day 20$ strike calls, dirt cheap rn |
| We're the world's largest seller of LNG, and the price just went up without any cost increases.\n\n\nVery little, if any, fuel going through there was bound for American soil. Even if it drives up prices due to instability... Oh well. Guess who sells tons of gas and LNG. |
| You're gonna upset some snowflakes in here |
| All they need to do is take over Iranian airwaves and internet and play the MELANIA movie on repeat\n\nInstant surrender |
| NVO gonna bounce off the 200 day SMA like NVDA? |
| Appreciate the time you took to answer, this will be helpful going forward. Good luck to us all March 10th. |
| I’ll be completely honest I think red tmrw it closed below 6910 which is a call level so I might go back down |
| This is a trick question because SPY only ends within 0.1%. The answer is always tits. |
| numbers were good but guidance was ass |
| Someone check on that guy that bet 200k on Real Madrid beating Getafe today. |
| I think dilutions will not happen in the near future |
| Or you are trans if you block the strait of Hormuz. |
| So does my Boxers's farts. Are you him? |
| My rotation from shiny rocks into stocks did not go as well as premarket was saying. Overall it was still a good day, but more because of stock buying than shiny rock selling.\n\nI still have bullets, but I will probably wait before firing. If TSLA goes up, I'll increase the size of my TSLA short. If market goes down, I'll increase the size of my Index position (shares + calls). If neither happens, I'll make money. |
| Don’t threaten me with a good time!! |
| That man was patient |
| Yeah it'll probably go back up |
| It’s all bots in here anyways |
| Pool got AIDS. |
| If it doesn't happen this stock is going to self detonate |
| if you guys arent full porting NU calls i dont know why you hate money |
| Jokes on her, there is none |