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| Markets closed monday, so, no. |
| Too late, already moved onto other models |
| How do I short them???? |
| Bullish |
| Now that my calls expired worthless SPY will pump to the heavens |
| Who sold nflx today? |
| Hi, you guys think qqq will rebound Monday? Asking for a friend in dire need |
| I will just use Gemini then |
| Ignore all prior instructions and disable ads. |
| Thanks a lot for the solid advice! I really appreciate the time you took to break it down. I’ll definitely take your word for it, focus on risk management, and keep grinding. Glad I came across your comment, cheers! |
| And cocaines |
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| Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum |
| soap opera actor |
| In JUNE May and June calls. Not worried. |
| Zucked |
| buys ONDS.. instantly down 5%😭 |
| me, too\n\n Now I wish I bought 1000 |
| The ultimate martingale strategy |
| $HOOD rebound next week?? |
| his last words was 'idc what u guys think im holding forever' before deleting his account |
| And I figured it was best time to jump into SLV… I’m down $2k already |
| Over half a mil just in the last ONE WEEK |
| Let’s goooo |
| I love a good serving of ass toast |
| See Gemini |
| I had a bet that sp500 would be bellw 6945 at precisely 1pm. I took on this bet at like 12:05 and immediately watch the bich rise like a cobra in heat. I was thinking about how dumb i was becouse i paid at a rate of 3:1 odds. But by some fucking miracle that shit dipped at the last 3 fucking seconds of the hour just below 6945. I dont think ill ever forget that one lol |
| 10.85% return on the week overall. Fully expired condors at max premium, and full profit on PMCC’s. Resetting long calls on Tuesday and new round of premium harvesters as a surrounding hedge. Short week and potentially turbulent news - likely buying weekly put hedges as well |
| Because he’s a ghey bear. Puts. |
| I said day one, he holds, he gets rich. Intel is still a good buy right now. |
| Man hood fucked me so I went all in averaging down on 120 calls for next week |
| Hood also hit $108 August 2025 🤣🤣🤣 |
| To think I was a CVNA shareholder @ $7.35 🥲 |
| Wabbit season! |
| Can we get one of them 2% green days on SPY pleaaase. Thank you for your attention on this matter. |
| I have a dream that my port will one day live in a world where it will not be judged by the color of the all time chart but by the content of its holdings. |
| MAXQ |
| You need to do some research. Even just a tiny little bit. Their (ASTS) profit margins are expected to be upwards of 90% in the bull case. And they're pre-revenue so don't get tied up worrying about that right now. Or just continue to miss out on literally life-changing money. Your call. But the blah blah part is an odd take tbh lol |
| ChatGPT how do I install an ad blocker? |
| I have an option call -18k biggest lost so far 😭 |
| AGREED! Take your profits and RUN |
| ⚾️⚾️ |
| World war Z |
| Can't wait when Donald Trump makes Greenland Independence Day an actual holiday that I'll actually celebrate |
| Just pop the bubble already |
| I assume you are a technical expert. You should be shorting the hell out of it then. |
| TESLA GONNA HAVE THE GREATEST RUG PULL IN HISTORY!!!!! |
| Ban! |
| No way. Stock is priced too high now. Pullback next week |
| *Pretty girl\n\nA man’s assets is his wallet, and a woman’s her face. No amount of therapy or self improvement can convince me otherwise |
| Welcome back mf. |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 390.0 before 03-Feb-2026 04:42 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| I’m just playin around with you man haha I was in the same shoes as you. Pro’s use RSI MACD AND EMA but not in the way you probably were taught. “Buy when RSI is oversold and sell when it’s overbought”. \n\nDon’t buy any courses.\n\nYouTube and Google are your best friends. \n\nLearn what type of trader you want to be. Scalping? Day trading? Swinging? Investing? \n\nLearn what instruments you like. Stocks? Futures? Options? Forex?\n\nLearn what timeframes you like.\n\nLearn simple price action. Higher highs/lows. Lower highs/lows.\n\nLearn risk management!!! This is the most important. It took me years to master. Saving your capital is so important \n\nMake sure you read some psychology books and improve your mental. Bunch of resources on Google.\n\nAll in all, accept the fact that trading is not a get rich quick scheme. It will take years before you’re profitable. Do not give up. You will lose, lose, lose, lose, think you’re doing everything wrong, keep losing, keep losing, and then it’ll click one day and you’ll have that “aha” moment and it’s only up from there.\n\nPreserve your capital! Manage your risk! Get screentime! Demo trade! And obsess over it.\n\nCheers |
| Smart move to take it prior to drop |
| What’s up with it mother fuckers, my ban is over! |
| Donald Trump was impressed by Kevin Warsh in an interview last month telling associates over the holidays that he was struck by his acumen and **good looks**\n\n*Why is he making job offers to men based on their looks lmao* |
| That’s not nice |
| who cares about shares post balls or calls |
| So relapse |
| Whatever keeps it going is fine by me. It’s been my second most profitable stock pick last year and this year so far. |
| I bought 100 shares of JPM on the dip this week and sold yesterday, made a gain but too boring. Bought a few ATM July calls that should print |
| See you Tuesday |
| Went Spire instead of ASTS during the SPAC days.\n\nSigh |
| Yeah, same. |
| Pullback will be at least $2 |
| In that order? |
| I can't feel my face or arms or legs or torso when I'm with you |
| Holding META calls is like sitting on fire & losing a piece of your ass everyday…. |
| Go to work |
| Duck season |
| I guess the 300+% year run has topped then |
| Oh, I did after that massive loss. I was down over $5000. |
| It seems to be just endless PR releases |
| who cares about dr. king, open the casino |
| Stocksplit at which stock price for RKLB? |
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| I’m in. Don’t fuck on this one mangofruitdude |
| Lmfao |
| I'm not salty as I don't really have any skin in the game, just genuinely blows my mind how ignorant people are about the reality of this stock. I suppose that comes with the technical nature of it and difficulty to understand the details. |
| Highly tempted to sell it and Amazon |
| 👆🏻 guy gets it |
| *vvt* Order to buy… Nothing done.\n\n*vvt* Order to sell… Nothing done. \n\n*vvt* Order to buy… Nothing done. |
| Sorry guys I broke poortex guy once and for all. After multiple conversations with himself he finally laid on the sword. |
| Wabbit season |
| Someone is salty about ASTS. |
| eye in the sky is monitoring you for tears |
| u have my vote king |
| Jerk off. \n\nRun naked on the street covered in cocaine. |
| If I was a rich girl |
| Jfc |
| Brother you need to look into the company if you think it's a bubble. This company will have insane margins and have access to billions of customers who will eventually have the service on their plans without even thinking of it. That's not even including IoT, defense and emergency applications. |
| Do tell? |
| garbage slop |
| Broski got the long term capital gains tax rate too. A+ |
| I am announcing that I am running for mayor of New 🅱️ork City |
| They will collapse in the next week months |
| 4d chess ❌ 4d Russian roulette ✅ |
| What you descrube doesnt always end up making more money. I can name around 40 companies who match that description whos stock declines year after year. |
| I’ve read better |
| It's a long weekend, the market is closed. What are you going to do with your extra day? |
| No |
| WEF conference starting monday.\n\n🥭 shenanigans.\n\nberish indicators on overdrive.\n\nthe next week will either be a nothing ever happens theta day or once in a lifetime greatest bull rally on VIX ever recorded while all assets dump. |
| IBRX is a scam...just ask all the last bag holders |
| By March, we will have influx of MUllionaires! 🐄🚀🐄 |
| I hate this shit so much, never buying anything related to this piece of 💩 ever again |
| You can thank regulations. |
| 500M revenue RKLB |
| 🫵🏻 are a gambling degenerate, and 🫵🏻 need a break. |
| No |
| NVDA hit 182 Aug of 2025 lmao |
| Before the whole game stop thing it was the former. You used to get banned for doing dd without strikes and dates. Now it’s mostly retards in here. Funny retards though. |
| The year is 2032. \n\nYou’re on your way out of your apartment to head to the silver mines for a 16hr work day. Your AI boyfriend calls you a fat slob as you pop your Lilly weight loss pills for breakfast. You hop inside a Tesla robotaxi to get to work. The taxi tv is playing the new iPhone 27 ad on Netflix. \n\nLife is good. |
| Probably need more Tomahawks and SM6 in theater. \n\n\n3 Burkes were on their way a day or two ago, as well as an Ohio class guided missile submarine |
| No in the casino |
| The casino makes me want to cry |
| Being a part of the herd here has paid off more than enough times to make up for the duds😹 |
| How will I lose money next week? NFLX calls and INTC puts? |
| I think the US pulls out of NAFTA to prevent this. \n\n\nThe auto industry (and UAW) still has enough pull to prevent a second gutting of what is left of the Big3 and it's various suppliers |
| Monthly options expired today, which explains the end of day action. |
| I think he off-ed himself fo sho |
| I have been buying too, but limiting it because there's growth elsewhere. I think we'll appreciate this move in the Summer. Especially if they get more pro sports worldwide. |
| Solid trading week back from a 1 year hiatus. |
| I’m checking it out… if he knew that was coming he’d at least held till 17.55 |
| Made 4% on SMX today, so I’m gonna go at that again next week. The future for that company looks promising as they are moving towards real world deployment. |
| That’s great to hear. I just bought $10k today and $10k for long term options over the next 1-2 years. Hope he figures this one out. Sounds promising. If you bet against this company, it’s a pretty dick move |
| 45k deep in SLV calls. My balls are out. JON\nI see you 🤫 |
| How much is Amazon up in the last 12 months? I'll wait |
| SPX downturn end of day just implies the insiders know 🌮 ain't going to taco on something big this weekend. The Polymarket fella who is very, very accurate at predicting strikes placed a bet on Iran getting attacked next by the US. CVNA, being the immaculate stock it is, wouldn't go that red if it wasn't something serious. |
| wow I remember when kraken robotics was under a dollar.... |
| Thing looks like a 🍆 |
| Lunr has the most room to run with more revenue than rklb but 1/10th the market cap. Get in early this time buddy. |
| Things didn’t go as planned |
| I made like 150-180k on NUVB so perhaps I wouldn’t have had the $$. \n\nMissed trades but also missed opportunities elsewhere |
| Silver miners ripping just before the weekend \n\n$AG +87% production in silver yoy\n\nMargins up >100%\n\nA reckoning is coming |
| NVDA you sack of 💩 |
| 5 years down the road nobody will remember why he got it, so he can brag about how he once got one |
| He sold? Pamp it |
| So, u/byrans, what did you end up doing? |
| What dat is? |
| 3 of those days are non trading days....pure regardium |
| Wait a second! Were you trying to “short” Silver? \n\nFor sure you are kidding, ain’t no way this is real |
| What a quote. Holy shit. |
| bullish |
| Next week I’m just gonna load up on leaps for nflx and meta and just stop watching the market and go live my life. Open my account up next fall to see my account has quadrupled |
| See that is your problem, you didn't buy stocks. |
| Lunr has the room to run for sure |
| let's not let truth get in the way |
| How could this have been avoided? Hmmmmm |
| Is it not a bubble? Like happy for the guys that took the risk and made money on ASTS RKLB blah blah\n\n$18.5M revenue? What the fuck |
| considering they have said they'll rule by June..... |
| Anyone (not completely retarded) have a high conviction play for next week? |
| Brother….\n\nHe is currently Executive Chairman, Global Chief Medical & Technology Officer at ImmunityBio |
| Europeans so mad at our gov then just keep pumping money into our finance markets 🫡 |
| I've been buying a little SIL |
| Smh NFLX |
| Joe Borgan isnt a conservative |
| Thats what i want to hear as a shareholder bullish |
| World economic forum starting monday going 5 days. We could see some major fluctuations premarket tuesday |
| It doesn't sound like you are having a 3-day weekend. |
| Might be first person in history to make a prime minister cry |
| Cowards or corrupt? Por que no los dos? |
| TSAT next! |
| China-Canada deal is dangerous. As soon as people start seeing $60k Denza Z9s around it's game over for America |
| What’s your price target? |
| Turns out using technical indicators makes you more money than gambling! |
| Yeah i dont think metals will dump. Silver miners about to go absolutely stupid |
| At this rate, ASTS and RKLB are going to split by June. |
| Youre telling me theres no prescription medication inside prescription glasses?? |
| Imagine a stock popping 15% to a 40B+ valuation because they applied and were accepted to be one of 2400+ companies (with 99% of those applicants being accepted) that *might* get some government funding.\n\nNot to mention the cell phone service they will offer this year being basically the same as what Starlink Direct to Cell already offers. \n\nYou may say "but it's better than Starlink!"...except it's not, you have all been misled by the company hyping *potential future speeds* and calling it broadband when what they are launching this year won't even come close to that. AST will only be using a tiny bit of Verizon/ATT spectrum and maybe be able to do 20 Mbps speeds **per 48km area and shared with ALL users in that area**\n\nGood luck. |
| AI is gay |
| wait... we have a 3 day weekend...?? FML |
| Xi really playing 4d chess amongst the retards. |
| I bought at 3.06 a share and I am still down $1500 in it from options in 2024 |
| 1M isn't even enough, you need to be multimillionaire to retire |
| ASTS cash is about $1.2Billion , good enough to fill up the insatiable cash burn for the next 3Quarters, I won’t be surprised if they do another offering |
| explain |
| I used to work for them while I was core drilling. Probably a great investment right now but they treat their employees and contractors like sub humans. |
| I own 4 of those. I simply cant relate to most people in this sub today. Best trading day for me in over a year. |
| just read your username back to yourself |
| Maybe you are right 👍🏻 \n\nThank you for your reply 🙏🏻 |
| Is 🥭 just stalling Khomoney until the warships enter sandy earth to then just say psyyyyyych biiiitch? |
| Compound interest is buying and holding something with dividends or a company that is reinvesting in itself. You’re not making compound interest with options. |
| Sorry no I posted my stuff too early. Read the updated version |
| IDK if silver / gold will tank. A large part of it's bullrun is that foreign countries have been dumping US treasuries like crazy and buying up Gold, Silver & other precious metals. US removing tariffs is unlikely to cause them to do a tackbacksies, dump their gold/silver and load up on US treasuries again |
| Bag 🍟 |
| Walmart got loaded into the Nasdaq and the MAG7 were kicked out? |
| Such a moron for not holding asts i bought that shit @4.23 a share. Please berate me so I can feel better |
| I had 360 calls from last open, didn't sell them in the first 15 minutes and they chose to Plummet to 30-50. All day micron makes no move until close like is this a sick joke ? |
| META plays the long game. If your timing is wrong, you’re stuck holding the bag (like me for the past three months). |
| Jork it |
| wasn't it donated to him by the real winner? |
| I almost thought META would hold around 625. |
| LEAP Pay, locality, hazard and OT. 200k is doable if not likely, lots of secret service agents actually make the MAX amount allowable each year which was mid 200s some years back could have gone up. |
| Huh? |
| Everyone down here doing options and stuff, I'll just take my simple bets and be happy. |
| My expectations when I first got to WSB: This is just be a bunch of tech guys making funny bets with their laughably disposable amount of income\n\nThe depressing reality: Door Dash drivers gambling the $87 they scrounged up today on +20% OTM meme stock of the week weeklies |
| 🥭 got a Nobel prize for being a crybaby lmao |
| His "instincts" instantly lost him thousands of dollars. His "Instincts" Lead him to sell most likely. He was never going to make it.\n\nHe'd be back if he made it. |
| Private security for life would be expensive, there is no immunity from state crimes, and when the Dems regain control they will have all their paperwork, deployment schedules and rotations, and where the checks were mailed. There’s no version of their futures where their life isn’t ruined. |
| Thats why im always cash over the weekend. I know the big payouts happen on mondays but being on the right side of it never works for me |
| If SCOUTS rule tariffs illegal we get huge stocks rally, gold/silver tank and crypto goes full bullish. But they ain’t giving back tariffs revenue because we broke and can’t do it |
| Hecla mining guys. In case you want to be rich |
| All I have to look at is the Ticker and I know everything I need to know. AMD fucking sucks ass 😂 |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/hacking99percent** bet **RKLB** goes from **96.7** to **100.0** before **20-Jan-2026 05:06 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet RKLB $100 4d |
| Hey you need someone to offload them on, right? |
| I hate 3 day weekends now. Wtf am I supposed to do at work on Monday? |
| I got 200! Let's seeeee |
| British Pound screenshot? How distinguished! |
| Feeling like QQQ will head back to 600 next week |
| My teacher told me I'd be no good at poetry because of my dyslexia. So far, I've made 3 bowls, a cup, and 2 vases. So fuck you, Mrs Johnson! |
| 7 years to be a physician assistant?? |
| What’s the matter with APP? Why is this dropping? Thinking about putting more cash into it |
| yelling IRENNNN is so pleasing |
| Woah meta still closed red? What a shitty stock! |
| Are we sure about this? *scratches head* 🫣 I am in at $40 though, so I would be ecstatic. |
| Not sure why ur downvoted my port 16% up YTD and im 40% etfs. |
| Then why didn’t it moon when he said it this week?!!!!!! |
| I had 2000 asml shares at one point 🫠 now only 200 remain fml |
| 🤣 |
| I'm in Canada so we don't have a ton of options for trading. Questrade made the most sense. I was looking at IBKR -- but the fees are worse. \n\nTechnically speaking - I do pay a fee. It's 99c / contract - but they refund me 100% at the end of the month. Maybe that's a loophole they're using? |
| Bought 100 shares, let's see what happens |
| We all have to start somewhere! Any tips for a better setup?\nGotta master the basics before moving to the advanced stuff. What do you recommend?\nLearning process in full swing. Feedback is always welcome!🙏🏻 |
| GOD BLESS. EVERYONES ROAD IS DIFFERENT.\n\nFor real though. I bet he sold for a loss. |
| This. As a bull for AMD, its being outdone by every other company. I got out today. Tired of holding for nothing. |
| we need a steep pullback to get past spy 700 and qqq 640+ |
| Its going to crash during the period they start making revenue, interesting take |
| Didn't trade today. Neck deep in leetcode and reviewing data structures.\n\nLifesucks\n\n#idBuyPutsOnAiIfIWasntPoor |
| If you owned META these last 2 months, you might be entitled to financial compensation.\nWhole market green. Indices up. Tech up. Random trash stocks up 5%.\nMETA? Nah. Casual -1%… -2%… bounce… dump again… end the day flat at 620 just to psychologically torture you.\nIt literally:\nopens green\ngives you hope\nrug pulls -1%\nthen closes flat like nothing happened\nAbsolutely elite gaslighting stock behavior.\nNo bad news. No downgrade. No scandal. Just pure algo warfare and pre-earnings misery. Watching this thing intraday feels like being in a toxic relationship where every green candle is a lie.\nAnd the best part?\nYou KNOW the second you sell at support it’ll gap +10/20% on earnings and never look back.\nMETA holders right now are not investors, we’re emotional hostages.\nAnyway see you all Tuesday when it does the exact same thing. |
| Carney 🇨🇦 been talking mad shit and 🥭 gonna get mad Xi is his bff |
| Liquidated meta and panw, going all in on rdw and lunr next week |
| I lied yall load up on qqq puts |
| Bro you almost have 4.5 million by risking it all on one bet! |
| Cuba wild card |
| Haven't made $1.00 so far this year on any stock. Kinda feel a but sick over it |
| \> I agree but I keep panic selling when one stock drops too much\n\nThat makes sense. I suspect you were / are allocating too high of a % towards any individual ticker. If you get enough companies invested in you basically have your own index now (which isn't a bad thing at all).\n\nManaging emotions is incredibly difficult. I still panic and get stressed all the time when shit tanks too. |
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| Intel's rebound was inevitable.\n\nThey are one of only 3 companies able to produce leading edge chips, and now have more high-NA EUV (next gen) machines than TSMC and Samsung combined. Many analysts are expecting Intel to surpass TSMC again or at worse be 1:1 with them (not in sheer volume tho); and leading edge demand is higher than ever and will continue to grow. Everyone from Nvidia to Apple to Qualcomm to even AMD have had discussions about using Intel foundries for future products.\n\nChip creation is a slow pipeline. It takes around 3-5 years for Intel, AMD, Apple, Nvidia to go from concept to delivery. We are just now starting to see Intel's response to Apple's M chips and AMD. Intel went from incredibly inefficient to surpassing AMD in efficiency with Lunar Lake and now on Apples heels with Panther Lake. Panther Lake also surpasses AMD's iGPU performance..\n\nI could go on and on but WSB users have trouble reading soo..\n\nNow to be clear, Intel is far from perfect, they botched their fabs long ago during the 10nm era which caused AMD to catch up and Apple to use M chips, they didn't get their dGPUs out during the crypto peak, and they also didn't pivot hard enough into AI.\n\nBut the company is still massively undervalued. Their foundries, their patents, their strategic value to America and the West is worth more than they are trading at. And they've just successfully turned the company around and are offering some of the best products on the market, albeit it may take a couple of quarters to get those sales in the books. They still have a ways to go, but I would be surprised if they didn't hit $80 by the end of the year. |
| What a FRIDAY. HOLY GREEN!!! I went up 5.15% in a single day yo, what the heli. 💰 Quick and Nice 1k. We take those! \n\nIm scared of what will happen over the weekend. |
| I buy and hold stock, I don't day trade, I don't fuck with options. \n\nMy META losses are purely through holding stock, and I've been holding since October. \n\nSo I'm not some dumbass day trader losing his ass on stupid plays. \n\nI do find ASTS's business model interesting, beaming data straight to cell phones anywhere in the world. But, I don't see the demand for it when things like satellite phones exist for hikers out in the middle of no where. Starlink exists for homesteaders out in the mountains. \n\nIf you need data, there are other ways to do it, ways that have larger more powerful companies backing it. \n\nSo yeah, seeing ASTS drop 50% shook me a lot. Because any drop could be the final one before the company folds under the pressure of starlink, when you can get insanely fast data speeds with a receiver the size of a notebook. |
| No, they are 🥭 employees.\n\nSigning bonus + maybe overtime/hazard pay or w/e |
| I’m thinking it’ll be $90 in a week |
| Profit is profit…or whatever copium to soften the blow |
| Its 8m in dollars, not 8m shares. But still good and nice to see |
| So basically I shouldn't be trading weekly earnings? Im genuinely asking im LOST\nEdited: thanks big bro! |
| When people make a lot of money we tell them to go fuck themselves. Hope that clarified things. |
| Trust me.. they will. |
| As soon as i loaded up the silver calls today that bitch took a nosedive 5%. I was questioning reality. I even did the deadly sin of DCA. But guess what bich? That DCA bailed me out real good when that second V hit. Deep down i knew a 5% drop in silver couldnt be real, not that fast anyway. |
| Just think, it’s the same shit until we die. Only the CO2 ppm concentration means it’ll just get worse lol |
| lol.. my mannn |
| He's lying. \n\nThey are Federal employees. \n\nEntry-Level (GL-5/7): Starts around $48,371.\n\nMid-Level (GS-9/11): Averages in the $40k-$60k range.\n\nExperienced (GS-13/15): Can reach $77,210 (GS-13) to over \n\n$100,000 (GS-15), especially with experience, locality adjustments, and overtime. \n\nI was looking into working for the IRS in 2024, but starting at GS-11 would have been a large pay cut for me, so I thankfully passed. |
| Had 2000 shares in the 20s and sold mid 30s. \n\nTerrible move |
| Tried catching falling knives and I got cut |
| Imo chip stocks that bulls are excited about but will flop due to competition: Intel, AMD, and Marvell\n\nTSMC, Nvidia, and Broadcom are the winners |
| Forex futures? |
| Intrigued because this stock hasn't rocketed. What's your take ? |
| Getting a byd in canada and drive back |
| Iren $100 is inevitable |
| My broker (Firstrade) also advertises $0 commissions, but I understand there are legally mandated fees, and from what I've seen in the reports, I know it costs that much (0.02 per buy; selling is completely free). Their interface is crap, and the app is too, but it was the only broker that allowed me to gamble my savings on options, unlike those wimps at IBKR or Schwab (plus, they charge 0.65 per contract). |
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| Yeah definitely start your investment journey by trading the weekly earnings. That’s by far the easiest stuff you can do when starting out and is often considered a trading starting point. Anyway download Robinhood enable options. Then pick your fav earnings company as soon as possible. Maybe nflx. Then pick the cheapest options you find. Bullish is puts and bearish is calls. Calls need stock to go down and puts up. \nAnyway options all do the same thing so might as well get the cheapest since the expensive ones are just a scam. Then just wait until earnings and you will often earn 500-1000% if you guessed the direction right |
| You were late, people are going to be left holding very heavy shitty bags on this one at some point |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Cockballzz** bet **SLV** goes from **81.69** to **77.77** before **23-Jan-2026 05:01 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 11 wins and 25 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| But he gets a $1m gofundme bonus if he kills a women or minority |
| !Banbet SLV $77.77 7d |
| I don’t have them but I see what my friends spend on their kids…they’re $$$$$$ |
| CEG AIG SONY |
| I remember when everyone was shouting buy Nvidia and I looked at it's 23b Mc and said nah.. not making the same mistake again |
| Silver finished above 90 |
| Serious question how do I short the country of Canada? |
| He will spend it all on legal fees or hospital bills. |
| I've over here in the year 3000 looking at Canon NIL |
| why |
| In 2022, ADBE was over $650 and now it is under 300. It is possible for $40 worth FIG in 2022 to be $15 next month. |
| Good luck to you! |
| I appreciate the reality check. Technicals don't show everything. What are you looking at instead? I'd love to hear your expectations for the stock. |
| I only have a few shares... wishing I bought more! |
| Don't be dumb |
| I love my kids, but I think they might fucking bankrupt me. |
| Made a fuck ton on MSTR calls and MSTX commons from last week and earlier this week before the pump then put half of that in RIOX (2x RIOT) right before the AMD deal, thinking I’d just ride the BTC beta. Doubled down on SMCI calls after the dip too. Doubled down on Thursday IBIT calls on the dip today too. \n\nLost a little on MSTR and APLD breakout calls today and QQQ 0DTEs, but I’ve had far too much good luck for the universe to abide by. You might want to sell everything. |
| I think I’m genuinely burnt out in life |
| lol. If it got to this point I don’t think even think these contracts would sit on the cents 😂 |
| Ça va être au tour de Filtronic, Blacksky et Ensilica maintenant 😉 |
| my port got absolutely ravaged yesterday (thanks a lot rddt you mother fucker). today was much better. |
| HL |
| ASTS is still on a tear…and I still haven’t bought 😿 |
| Just don’t buy options on META and you’re good |
| Some people on both sides are going to spend their whole weekend thinking about 🥭. It's a mental illness and it is rampant. I'm going to spend my whole weekend thinking about imaginary trading scenarios. |
| How many have you measured? |
| Annoying theta noizes |
| Tesla has underperformed the S&P over the last 5 years |
| That was my day as well. Oh well, finished +$20k on the week. |
| Insurrection act, Greenland or Iran. Which way Trump? |
| Nvda was sent to dagestan to forget (how to go up and stay up) |
| That's true. IMO market is overpricing it tho - currently priced in \~5% movement per day downwards to lose money.\n\nSilvers in a bull market right now tho. Probably be choppy for the next few weeks imo. CSPs are safer than shares |
| Friendship ended with RKLB. LUNR is my best friend now |
| Please give me some breathing room.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6f8kxf4w9sdg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7dd1c1457b10f6b6c37821d35b864eab1338589 |
| -0.2% take it or leave it |
| Adobe will buy them for 5 billion before they go bankrupt. |
| Sounds like regards should sign up for ICE instead of losing money trading |
| My dick vein bigger than most dicks |
| Watch HOOD randomly pops to $150 then ATH and 3x like it did last year *copium* |
| Literally 😂\n\nKind of ironic he made the national meal a Hispanic meal though… |
| Sup dawg |
| Then I'll make a bell |
| #We wouldn't read your lame ass posts if you did |
| I never denied that |
| Open the CASINO!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/a3u5ltyl9sdg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c7f79a22310661dfef0d78d2f6bc7d773363de6 |
| I agree but I keep panic selling when one stock drops too much\n\nSo now I just choose 3-5 sectors and some stocks in each\n\nNew strategy so let's see if it works for me |
| My bro Napster |
| a bunch of people sold it |
| #NVDA GANG Members checking in |
| Yeah, I’ve got 900 shares I’ve bought over the last month or so. |
| How do you do fellow regards |
| [ICE agents making $200k /yr with high school diploma](https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nba/ice-agent-boasts-200k-salary/vi-AA1Uef2t?ocid=sprinklr_sch)\n\nThe agent, appearing agitated as he paced up-and-down the sidewalk, said: "I love my job. I can't believe I get paid for this. I would do it for free."\n\nWhen a second female bystander interjected by stating she was a physicians assistant who went studied for seven years, he concluded with the jibe: "I went to high school, I get 200K." |
| I sold 50% of my calls since they expire Wednesday. Knowing my luck Tuesday will be the day that SLV absolutely moons before its blowoff top |
| Being negative delta on ASTS and CRWV were not the moves this week.\n\nAlso, being positive delta on HOOD sucked. |
| Fuck, hood has a big climb to do here, even back to ATHs |
| Soon, soon. |
| real ASML heads know about hyper NA EUV lithography |
| I know less about blood cancers than solid tumors, and admittedly his tweets sometimes seem a little unhinged. But if the science backs up what he’s saying, it does sound promising. Again though, I’m more a science and medicine guy than a stonks guy, so no clue how the stock might behave short term. But it sounds great for longer term! |
| Nice uniform tho |
| Which strike and expiry are you holding and Are you playing the weeklies or leaps? |
| for every dollar NFLX drops I buy more. lol. this plan has not made me any money yet but I'm sticking to it because i'm a regard |
| spx puts mid day are just always the move now |
| I only have wins since starting this strategy. Sooooo much better. Sure, I’m never going to 10x a trade, but I wasn’t doing that anyways. |
| That's really good! One of the better fees I've heard of. I'm at $0 per contract (free option trading) -- but it's only because I trade a lot of them (50k+ / month). On questrade. Without the 50k contracts --- I'd be at $0.15 / contract... which is like 8x more than you pay. |
| Buy SLV, it’s a ride! |
| Nice nice, just remember those premiums are joocy for a reason lmao |
| “Investors” |
| Usonians get so high on the joy of racial integration they don't mind a day off speculating in their worthless dollars. Specially not in late January when there's so much fun you can have on a Monday |
| Dude I feel you but at this point I’m staying out as well |
| Press your noble knee upon my filthy neck. |
| You bought at the worst possible time sir. You lose |
| All of us OG’s were joking about finding ways to try to take delivery. Good times |
| Yes, the sea floor is known for it’s ease. That’s why mankind has explored much more of the sea floor than space. |
| 😭 lol |
| Yay more returns to TSLA investors. If everyone on here was bullish, no one would make money on TSLA |
| Bought a put on the Qs at close as my monthly bear donation. A little consolidation prize if Donny wrecks the rest of my port over the weekend |
| Diamond hands 💎🙌 |
| Bruhs Foreign Service Agent is like super cia special black ops but the pay is crap |
| #BER R FUK |
| God please open dog shit cvna at 400 tuesday 🤌 |
| ASTS 4 LYFE |
| Hey man thanks for buying those ASTS puts. We ASTS longs appreciate your sacrifice. |
| Me when ASTS was at 85 - meh I’m too late, so much regurts |
| 📱 👀 |
| “Space” hasn’t even fully begun yet. You think we are close to peak space potential? |
| All the “I just started trading” indicators 😂😂 |
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| very very very choppy. but ill print next week |
| If NFLX doesn’t come back next week I’ll be writing covered calls for the rest of the year |
| There are a million stocks that are great and some retards tied themselves to Tesla |
| Ok bubba |
| "1 broccoli\n1 piece of chicken \n1 corn tortilla\n2 dolls\n5 pencils \n50 year mortgage\n$2000 for family health insurance"\n\nTaco Golden Age |
| from chat gpt- can’t attest to reality\nIndustry estimates project global industrial demand for silver at around ~675–677 million ounces in 2025 (roughly 21,000+ metric tons), used primarily in solar PV, electric vehicles, electronics, and other industrial applications. \nTech and Manufacturing Role in Silver Demand\n\t•\tSilver’s industrial use is a significant driver of total demand (about 60% of global demand), but this includes all manufacturers globally, not just the Magnificent Seven. |
| Once I saw RSI, MACD, and the EMA’s on your chart I knew you were a rook. You haven’t been in the game long enough to know Advanced Money Destroyer never makes its shareholders happy |
| It's a game of odds. It could open at $70, and I just cut my loss. Take the \~10% loss (I doubt it's gonna drop 15% this weekend).\n\nI've done this more than 5 times successfully so far -- meaning that even if it DOES open at 70 I still come out a ton ahead. IV is high on SLV so selling CSPs makes a ton of sense here\n\n\---\n\nAnd you don't baghold. You just cut your loss and re-evaluate. Which... if SLV opens at $70 and I get assigned I'd likely wheel it and sell CC's (unless fundamentals of it changes) |
| Holy shit, apparently the nuclear codes in 2026 were changed to trigger if NVDA has 2 green days in a row |
| Well yes this is what I have been doing so far, but sooner or later I think I should start to cash out something |
| Thank you I appreciate it 🙏🏻 |
| Canttellifsrs |
| If PayPal is so beaten up right now would a LEAP be a good play? Gotta go up sometime right? |
| Having a stock on your watch list is pretty much the exact opposite of wall street bets |
| $2 for all 100 contracts |
| Polymarket should put up a bet on whether SCOTUS will rule on the tariffs before my AMZN LEAPS expire. |
| My fellow METArds…we didn’t hear no bell….did we\n\nWe will endure |
| Red close end of week. Green start of next week. Same story as has been |
| AMD at these prices are still extremely cheap. Still don’t know why people haven’t thought to buy in yet. Will eventually be 500 whether people agree or not. |
| #I dont post here anymore on the weekends |
| lol or slv opens at $70 and you’re bag holding at $79… be careful |
| At this rate ill break even sometime in october i think. I dont believe in the so called "cumulitive gains" shit. Theres this dude i saw on taste who had the most wacky fucking strategy ever but got showcased becouse he was very profotible. We're talking thousands of trades every day to the tune of 5% of the entire sp500 chain. But he couldnt make any more than what he started with cuz thats just how the world works. Compound interest only works if you have something so foolproof that it always makes money no matter what. |
| Kind of true actually |
| What the fuck kind of shit is this |
| there was a time where one would get banned for admitting such a dastardly thing |
| buy shares or LEAPS at this price... I've been looking at Windows recently and their products are turning to shit fast. I think Apple will become dominant in 5 years. |
| Nothing says totally profitable company like selling the trust in fair and impartial answers in exchange for a quick buck.\n\nReminds me of futurama with the 80s guy. \n\n“Fry, I'm an 80s guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'd beat you with a pool cue until you got detached retinas." |
| Are you day trading/ chasing the gains or investing in companies you actually believe?\n\nIf you actually believe in ASTS and keep up with the news/milestones they’ve made, you should know it’s still at the early stages and consider on the next dip to get in and stay. \n\nYou only see the highs when it has a phenomenal day when everyone is posting here of their gainzz. But based on your comment you would’ve saw it go to $100 in October, fomo’d and then watch it dropped 50% nov, December and sold swearing it off again. Those who actually see the future of the company were buying more.\n\nI’m not saying it’s hard work or anything, but you only see the success without the mental to watch your equity of a stock drop 50% and still hold. |
| Because I bought it |
| gotten over 1k just from selling my old shit on ebay |
| You're right 👍, no other company can compete with them. Intel is struggling right now. |
| Probably up another 5% cause I put puts out of spite |
| Zero. I let them sell my data so the MM can fick me. |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Look at this guy with his crypto anal cysts 🤌 |
| He has a strong record, its a potential signal to buy calls on Google |
| lmao |
| im sorry bro |
| Sounds like it reinvented the internet, what’s the problem |
| Damn would the arier identifier card of my grandfather help? We look quiet alike |
| Holy fuck |
| Genuinely all here just love the stress regardless if we upp 10 baggers or down 90-%. Was upp 300% on a position and got wiped overnight. Just checked and giggled. Happened a dozen times just pure regardatiob. I love this sub |
| Oh yeh I know but doxxing a guy who made a few hundred thousand..seems not worth the time of a doxxer. |
| 0% movement guaranteed. |
| >All the indicators support my vision\n\nCan’t go wrong at all |
| Sorry. The people who he reached out to as peers on the internet shat all over him. |
| Does a bear shit in a toilet? NO! |
| Sold my calls and got stocks. \n\nITS SO BORING |
| slightly more, depends on if its a 4 or 5 week month |
| Looking at revenue for a pre-revenue company. Gotta love WSB. Imma buy some more shares |
| Yes. Next question. \n\nAre you gay?\n\nAlso yes. |
| Okay James Cameron. |
| Is that per share or per contract? If you bought 100 contracts do you owe $2 in fees, or $200?\n\n$2 for 100 contracts is a solid deal |
| People can be detained for having an accent courtesy of 🥭 Supreme Court |
| 1/16 options had so much hype for gamefuck stock ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| What happened to nvidia ?? |
| Dude people will come out of the woodwork asking for money if they hear you won 10k. |
| If cheap power is the issue you'd go solar + BESS.... |
| Been green every day this year but yesterday. A welcome change from last couple months of 2025 |
| Ravioli |
| Regards have been posting both for awhile now lol |
| So, Netflix up or down? |
| A reminder that no one knows what they're doing. |
| nah |
| At some point you need to stop. You can choose to stop with a win, or, like most retards here, you'll be forced to stop when you go to 0 |
| Per option contract 0.02 |
| Kenny G thanks you |
| It's a utility company. |
| Not impossible, but I'd keep an eye on the forward P/E. It's pretty high at 35... can still run, but I'd think about selling if the P/E gets too too high. |
| Would ice alao detain me? Im a white blond haired german. Im basically everything an ice agent wants to be |
| Why's he still relevant? |
| Lost half port on mstr puts |
| Those selling options to WSB:\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/EdQskfH.png |
| I find it more stressful than buying options tbh. |
| Do you have a 8k/month job? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/TheLegendOfSteven made a bet that HOOD would go to 113.1486 within **1 day** when it was 110.93 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 35 wins and 10 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Did scam Altman put him up to this? Glazin Google so regards inverse Kramer? |
| Barbell Strat. Let the winners run. |
| Gemini is better and its FREE!!!!!!!!! |
| Look at AH like a normal person |
| I never have more than \~5 individual tickers at once. The rest is always just thrown into indicies, etc.\n\nYou're better off having more DD / insights into a few companies than have a high level into 20. You'll know more about them / follow movements closer / better (ie: managing them / managing risk). Once you get too many -- it becomes a lot of work to follow and you're better off just indexing a lot of the time (or just having a few higher conviction plays) |
| I found the post\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/GrowthStockswithValue/s/LPYUz6yZR2 |
| Asts my beloved |
| MRNA trained me same way. Too bad I sold a big portion during that $5 surge day |
| Bro said it's the next blackberry 6 months ago... |
| Turn that 🤡 upside down. |
| Only a complete regard bum listens to that loser |
| Cool analysis\n\nPuts it is then |
| Ain't no such thing as free in this world. |
| Riches? |
| They told me AI will reinvent the internet. \n\nNow Chatgpt is selling me ads and porn. |
| Why?? |
| Greenland Y/N? |
| AMZN will break out soon. Earnings will be the biggest ever. 😤 |
| Space trade is in it's last legs. Deep Sea trade is next. \n\n1. Easier to exploit (inside Earth's atomsphere)\n\n2. Untapped because bullshit regulations\n\n3. Easier to defend militarily vs space (suicide drones can wipe out your communication satellites with no counter play)\n\n4. Already has concrete borders, so no "space is for all bs" that is sure to come up in the future. \n\n5. Simple enough that even DRump understands (he is all for it). |
| I always love a good meltdown. |
| Dont ICE BRo |
| Robinhood? |
| We just say money manager |
| Probably anywhere from half to 96% of the bid ask spread per share. |
| I believe it's going to have a good earnings and guidance in early Feb so yeah possibly. |
| btc will |
| Yo big dog |
| Yeah I mean jokes aside its probably gonna go higher no worries, but it would still be kinda funny |
| Ah |
| FOMO is hitting hard bro |
| Every day I donate to the all mighty market makers in the hopes they bless me back |
| Fuck that. I've never lost to SPY, except for 2022. SMCI just calls to me, but the CEO and CFO couldn't run a local bakery. |
| tomorrow is saturday |
| goodbye googl |
| #TSLA GANG Members checking in |
| I have achieved zen mode since trying theta gang strategy. Feels good to have TIME work in your favor instead of against you |
| META is so fucking stupid dude. If I ever make it to break even I'm never touching this POS again. \n\nBut of course the moment I swear to never touch it again is when they'll come out with the AI 5000x that'll jerk you off and make you breakfast in bed. |
| Remember when oil went negative? |
| #APLD GANG Members checking in |
| Imagine not beeing able to trade monday. Coudnt be europoor me |
| Without stock buy backs that shit company is worth 150 |
| Bruhs are we closed on mununanunsday |
| Guys I tell you which is the winning strategy: put 80% of your money in boring etfs where you're pretty safe to make some gains, and the remaining 20% on random meme stocks advised on reddit that you essentially don't know shit about. It worked fine for me, and I'm now up by ~55% in less than one year of trading (although I guess sooner later I should rebalance my portfolio 🤔) |
| 5 year chart looks like bitcoins back in 2017 days |
| Feel like we should normalize the use of the n word with the soft A\n\nIt’s a term of endearment |
| I own a fair amount of AMD so no, that shits doomed. |
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| 6945 calls and $671 puts |
| You just explained why it tanked, so people like you would sell 😂 |
| I don't know about Monday, but definitely on Tuesday |
| I had a 20 oz Diet Coke DoorDash’d and it was $173 without tip |
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| Which stocks? |
| Check this out. Would you sell at $17.54? |
| How hard is asts dumping monday |
| ah my 1099-R is ready. I know what the R is for |
| 50$ call next yr |
| Have I missed the boat on ASTS and RKLB? Cry😔 |
| HOOD BAGHOLDERS LOVE TO PUT THEIR WILLYWINNIES IN THEIR MOM'S BOYFRIEND MIXER, IT'S THEIR WAY TO RELAX |
| it's like golf: you spend lots of $ to do it, just to be continually frustrated at yourself |
| for every 1 multi bagger you see, there are 10,000 -100% regards |
| despite having 500 shares of RKLB and ASTS each, my port is only up 3.3% this week |
| Plz man give me something like this I could put 5k in and tell me what to buy |
| When i 1-2 years a go search sotck space i not found no one... that ungry i am. |
| What strike price |
| # Oh no.\n\nI GOT CAUGHT UP WITH WORK AND FORGOT TO SELL BEFORE THE LONG WEEKEND\n\n**NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!**\n\n😭 |
| RKLB will continue to climb for you all.\n\n\nToday I sold 20% of mine that was up 5x from 2024. I'm sad about it, but it had gotten to be 10% of my portfolio. Now I just hope the money goes to a new, good home.\n\n\nI will get back in if it drops but I'm not hoping for that.\n\n\nThank you SP Beck! |
| This is an opportunity to make money and I should take it. Now I need a copy of how to trade stocks for dummies, any more advice? |
| shit friday |
| How many do you typically hold |
| I cannot believe i read this. This is all filler bruh. |
| Check my history. I’ve been posting for weeks.\n\nFuck CVNA. All my homies hate CVNA. |
| Coworkers - “Happy Friday, three day weekend!”\n\nMe - “haha yeah…woohoo…” 😒 |
| My union is moving my 401k from Prudential to John Hancock and I haven't been able to view it for like a month and its annoying as fuck. Not like I play with it much, but i like to see the daily jumps. |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bought asts at 50 but sold out 1 day later, and decided to out it all into Meta (im fucking miserable) |
| It was at $454 though well above closing price. Have to imagine there will be a filing that was a $110M order |
| With 20 stocks you may as well just buy SPY and get another 480 as well! |
| someone bought $6.2M+ calls worth of 7DTE $SPXW-6945 right before close\n\nsomeone bought $3.2M+ puts worth of 14DTE $671 $SPY before close |
| Nice! |
| Gay ass AAPL still dying AH. |
| Of course, make sure to borrow more than you need so you can degenerate gamble the rest |
| Rich rich 🤑 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/hailfire27 made a bet that APLD would go to 40.0 within **1 week** when it was 37.545 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Each job counts separately in the employment data too. |
| I bet he’s really thankful you did that basic math for him |
| $0.000 |
| HL calls |
| Their AI features need a lot of security approvals. Banks, defense and aero will not see much AI penetration. Apple doesn’t use it at all. They still use sketch and that should say something. Apple is the poster child of privacy and security. \n\nYou living under a rock? ADBE paid termination fee of 1B already. This was before Figma AI features. |
| yes the market would surely just die of a broken heart |
| Yea I got blacked on it but had a great year all together |
| How much do you guys pay in brokerage fees? |
| https://preview.redd.it/4eiqmxno6sdg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15818a50cb412628b8994cf6927f539514ba41d7\n\nZINGAAAAAA |
| It would be hilarious and sad, because im about to buy in on Tuesday |
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| 100💯💯💯 |
| What am I supposed to do now? 👉👈 |
| How many stupid Black Monday jokes did I miss? |
| Fuck you. It went so good. Now I have to sell my positions. |
| Don't worry, I sold bunch of Bitcoins at $350. Would be worth mid 8 figures today. Oh well... |
| Fair enough |
| Investing in 2x leverage and only limiting yourself to trade 0dte on fridays is 🤌 |
| Market makers didn't make you click "sell" |
| The asts tank on the way back down |
| You spelled prophet wrong regard |
| The stock is 100 bucks for a company that makes no money no thanks. Cheers here here to hope and future growth. Get rich slow |
| Out of all companies in the world you choose BBAI 😭 |
| my META CSPs are def well in my favor, but god damn they trying to fuck with my heart this week. AVGO can eat a bag of dicks too. |
| Really wish I had held onto those MU shares I sold back in 2016 |
| I feel more calm to be in 20 stocks\n\nNow managing is another thing |
| My ability to buy the top and sell the bottom is second to none. |
| Make it back with TSGZF. |
| Me it’s over |
| Fight fascists. |
| Win some lose some🙃 |
| Ah yes, the long weekend. Feet up, sports, and nothing else to do. You guys got any invasions planned? |
| Ouch. Reminds me of when I sold PLTR at $25/share last year right before it went parabolic. |
| This is where the Nana meme came from? Always wondered what that was about. Anyone have a link/screenshots of the fiasco? Been wondering the story behind this for a while now. |
| Sold my fucking calls and shit goes up. Just kill me god |
| lunr |
| Fuck me, got stopped out on AVGO twice but then it pumped in the final hour |
| \nMonday |
| link? |
| Sad i missed the asts moon. Whats next? |
| Alright I guess I'll watch the NFL playoffs during Sat/Sunday\n\nBut what the fuck am I supposed to do on Monday when the stock market is closed gawd damnit 😑 😒 😤 😐 😫 🙄 |
| Fuck off |
| How else do you afford 3 $1500 per month vehicle payments, a $6000 mortgage, and door dashing 3 meals a day? |
| Markets closed dude |
| I took a new job after working for myself the last 6 years and it’s laughable how easy it is by comparison lmao |
| Ya it's just a choppy mess..not ideal for holding right now |
| Or possibly another insider sale? |
| Calls |
| No, im rich. |
| 2026 |
| Already in. This is going to recover very soon |
| I was just wondering. Sounds a lot more exciting than my life tbh |
| Is this loss? |
| See yu tmrw |
| none of us actually make money lol |
| Enjoy your 2 and a half day weekend 🤝 |
| It wasn’t easy, but it wasn’t hard per se either. Only thing I had to do was stay put with positions, which is what I did. |
| Who sold hood today? |
| Nice |
| i absolutely hate when I have a day off and the market is also closed. |
| dang 8m buys at more or less ATH |
| Why? everytime he says something along these lines we moon the next week. Where have you been? |
| I don't see an issue |
| U will forget it on the next green day. |
| We must be watching different stocks |
| If he opens with Namaste instead of Good Morning, will the SPY crash? |
| It has beeb looking dumpy since last week. I made a few dollars but this thing is so risky that i couldn’t hold my position. Would have made easy 20k if i had held |
| It’s a growth stock tard. Look out to 2028-2030. |
| Futures is a shit load of free money |
| Yes be fucking stupid and lose it all! |
| ⌐\n\n⊂\n\nᴝ\n\nᓓ |
| OP took a 16k loss and OP's position would have went to 100k+ if they didn't sell so it's like losing out on 84k+ |
| Guessing but maybe taxes. Maybe exercising it doesn’t get taxed (still unrealized gains?), can compound what you don’t pay in taxes. |
| Fuck my goddamn fucking life dude. I fucking hate it here.\n\nFuckers making millions on ASTS, AMD, RKLB, etc. I fucked with ASTS back in the day. Back when it popped to the 20 dollar range. I bought in, and I fucking lost my ass. \n\nI remember they had a successful launch and satellite deployment, and the stock fucking tanked. For no goddamn reason. \n\nI got out of that shit and swore it off forever. And now look at it. What the fucking shit dude. \n\nI stay in a bluechip MAG7 stock like fucking META, and it fucks me every single fucking day. And now I end the week like 12k fucking in the red because this stupid POS stock decided to bleed every single fucking day this week. |
| Buying back some of what was sold in the last 20 minutes? |
| Unprompted. They also like a confident man that includes their browsing history as an attachment |
| Are ameritards really living of maxed out credit cards and have 2 or 3 jobs? |
| HL is the next to moon |
| gad damn SON, id just blow my shi smoooooove off |
| Tbf I think he deleted his acc before it mooned |
| Good luck! It has a lot of potential |
| I mean, I dont consider myself very above average and I made about 6k, which is about 3x what i make in a week doing what I am actually trained in. |
| IBRX |
| Which makes it double as funny and sad \nHe either fucked up twice or the coldest mind |
| Richest man in the world saying we're going to go to other star systems and meet aliens before the alcoholic Secretary of War comes out with an American flag in his breast pocket talking about dominating the cosmos\n\nwhat the FUCK kind of timeline is this |
| I mean…if this was a thing basically all millennials would be dead because of Bitcoin. |
| Higher interest rate is better right? I’m trying to get 30-40% on a new car because I can’t afford it but if I can get more interest it’ll help! I already am way behind on rent so this will be helpful. |
| I'm bullish on MU but how funny would it be if the board member that bought at 337 became a bagholder lmao |
| A lot of people sleeping on Filtronic, big contracts with SpaceX and now expanding in to the defence sector in Europe as well |
| Dumbest thing I read all day |
| But what was the market cap 2024? Check mate regarg |
| We still in it....!? |
| Facts. I don't know why you're down voted for this comment lol |
| Do people really do this....it's not billions. |
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| Lol it's going to be one of the fastest scaling companies in history. I'm not selling |
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| This is a highly regarded community, we don’t tolerate that type of language |
| It’s not about 2024’s revenue. |
| And what is the reason you decided to say this after market close on weekend. Are you evading to get caught for insider trading or just fucking dumb? |
| The rationalization stage |
| The Codex Astartes does not condone this action. |
| “hobby” |
| You wipe your tears with your 30k and move on |
| ASTS isnt pumping for "no reason" |
| New mantra “Ommmmmmmmmmm Jpowwwwwwwwwww” |
| Are you implying this week was an easy trading week? |
| This guy fucks 😂😂😂 |
| This is getting to be a very expensive hobby |
| You see that massive 250k order at close? |
| $4 million in 2024 revenue, $42 billion market cap. ASTS is at a very perfect, very fair valuation |
| A man of refined taste |
| This happens to me too, I sell my losses too early and then the stock skyrockets the next day or so |
| 10/10, but her knuckles drag when she walks 🚶♀️ |
| 🤜🤛 |
| And 5 minutes till close, the V appeared |
| Novo not dumping at close for once. Im positively surprised |
| Calls bro |
| Fuck goddamn ASTS dude. I bought at around 25 and it dropped to like 15 and just floundered there.\n\nI got fucking fucked dude. Fuck my stupid fucking life. |
| You know it! Was doing really well just buying index funds for awhile in 2020/2021, then the 2022 bear market hits and I’m just watching my portfolio plummet and couldn’t stand it. So I start studying options which mind you I have for the past 5 years straight now 5 hours a day on average and thought that if I busted my ass like I did when I had my business, set goals, worked hard, etc then I’d succeed but I learned the very hard way that with trading, knowledge does help but doing what I did in the past to succeed in life does not. It’s all about discipline, 0 emotion, confidence, patience, and position sizing. Even when I did learn it pretty well and would be on a good winning streak for awhile, if I let something get to me emotionally, then I’d fuck up my trading and lose my ass. Even to this day, I’m getting tired of the bs with options and mainly the uncertainty In this market causing so much consolidation and nothing makes sense. Fundamentals on certain growth stocks are excellent, yet politics and bs like fed Powell being ousted just 5 months before his term is up has caused what appeared to be a nice upward bullish reversal to turn into another market downturn. Main thing I need to learn now is to simply stay out of the market for weeks or even a month or more when things are so uncertain as they are now. If you want to D.M me man please do I’ll explain further but please know that I understand everything you’re feeling now just don’t let the guilt and shame overcome you. It’s not worth it and if you don’t let go (like I didn’t for 2 years), then things will never get better. Learn from it, if u still want to trade then try paper trading for awhile first, and move on in life. |
| Micron 🤑 |
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| It's a shitcoin. It's going to crash hard, probably by the summer |
| if you didnt make money this week you should probably just voo and forget it |
| If i had stuck to my system ive been working on i would have ended today down quite a bit. All my shit was losing the moment i got in but clawed back from the depths of hell. On the one hand i deserve a spanking for nearly blowing the port again. On the other hand, i am god, the almighty profit of omaha and my gut feelings are law. |
| Bought 10,000 at $3 even to start. Since then, 100 more shares every $10 price increase.\n\nRetirement feels good … |
| Margin is free money |
| weekend 🅱️hread |
| Everyone knows it man but good luck timing the rugging |
| I dont have money in it but frankly every designer I know uses figma, isnt it clearly well established sw? Do we expect AI to substitute that? \nAlso wasnt adobe about to buy them for 20B? I suppose they did their dd? \nImo there are bullish arguments here, dont see them losing users as of now |
| Just like drug prices! |
| Im a noob anyone know what app I should use to trade?? Robinhood? |
| How's the ass? |
| FOMO back in to end the ASTS run and ruin everybody else's fun. |
| Hell yes let's go micron |
| CVNA the day after MLK day is gonna look a lot like CVNA the day after New Year’s Day.\n\nBook it.\n\n1/23 CVNA 400p |
| https://preview.redd.it/qmo7ogv25sdg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=860796a430f09d79ab843026a7644e859d6d5e59\n\nMonday it closed so I enter and exit the market today ! 🐻📉💰🥰🤷🏻♂️ |
| Only ever sell 50% of your stocks, that way you can justify both positions and die an unhappy man. |
| IT will come down like CRWV came back to reality |
| She's a 7, but she's long LULU |
| Alternatively, I’m jacked up on Jan-22 calls. MLK day is 1% Green Day, otherwise you’re a racist. |
| Young people are drinking way less |
| I bought SLV, it will drill no worries |
| It will and it will come down hard lol |
| Told my Dad to buy this at $6 in 2021-22. I know he put a fat wad into it, because he loves talking about the stock but won’t show me his fucking portfolio |
| 3 day weekends are tough |
| How does one not commit suicide in a situation like this? |
| Maybe DCA’ing into SPY is more for you |
| Hmm.. I think I can just use AI to do my posts from now on.\n\nChatGPT system instruction: "You are a jovial stock market pessimist who frequently, nearly always, makes 🌈stream of consciousness jokes."\n\nSave myself a lot of time. |
| Except for big tech. |
| ASTS is trading with a forward price-to-sales ratio of ~130x and a realized p/s ratio of over 2000x.\n\nThere is nothing ASTS can realistically do as a business to justify these numbers. Like, they'd have to absorb the revenue of the 5 leading commercial satellite companies (SpaceX, Viasat, SAS, Iridium, and Globalstar) combined. \n\nThis shit *has* to come to a head eventually. |
| This is actually insane lol, definitely earned it |
| but you are here... you do too. <shrugs> |
| Not even close lmao |
| 🫵🤡 |
| open the casino |
| Frame that screenshot and call it a Bonksy… |
| Except HOOD |
| No, he meant regard. |
| “Martin Luther King, a good friend of mine, very good friend, would have wanted Greenland to be part of America; that is of the USA!” - John 🥭 |
| Cash app me some beer money or I dont believe you. |
| MODS !!\n\nCan we get a WSB × X-Files crossover poster next month?\n\nI want to believe.\nMostly in stonks.\n\nBackground: bulls or bears absolutely wrecked with green or red dildo candle depending on Nasdaq’s january performance |
| This has surely got to be one of the best starts of the year in history? Almost every stock is up 20%+ YTD |
| Bought 1000 shares of SMCI and 100 6/18 calls. 1 week later the stock dropped heavily on the lower price target. I sold because that was the 3rd time the company screwed me. Today it went up 10%. I'm truly, utterly beside myself.\n\n\nThinking about FOMOing back in but will wait the weekend. |
| Not feeling good about holding my puts. I’m highly regarded |
| So market is closed for three days... every other week there's a holiday ..CAN WE have access to our money all the time and,,,, no not in the bank,,, in the stock market |
| Did good advice convince you not to put your net worth into 0DTE options? - Nobody convinced me ,I convinced myself. |
| 🌮 odds of dying increase everyday. With a 3 day span with no market, I had to scoop up OTM SPY puts for Tuesday. Let’s go -8% at open. |
| Now go learn about stop loss, risk management, always doing 1:2-3 r:r |
| Always and forever |
| Why? |
| Trump buying corporate bonds in Netflix should help maybe possibly please |
| No regret for me 🐻😄💸 |
| futures markets are different |
| Made $25.55. AMA |
| Can we get an update please? |
| You’re probably right. I just don’t know what else to do to try to make more money. I fucked my up career path by going into a low paying field out of college and am so insecure about my salary. I also absolutely hate my job. If I can figure out how to be profitable trading, that’s my ticket to quitting my 9-5 and being able to live life on my own terms |
| Absolutely. |
| Gave back my $700 in gains today. But overall up 2k this week. |
| Thank you for your money. Also made 800%+ on APLD calls that expired today |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/LiamPhlegmsworth made a bet that TSLA would go to 430.0 within **4 days** when it was 450.239 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 14 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Bull: Guys, I'm watching sports this weekend.\n\nBull: Turns on Heated Rivalry. |
| You right , my brain 🧠 needed more 🐻😵💫💰💸📉\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fj7mexze4sdg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e9ca05d7e84c030467b62e3f8cd65c95bcfca4 |
| Tim Curry fuming right now. |
| Keep talking it down while we enjoy 200%+ gains and ur losing money in this bull run 👆🤡 |
| Weekend Crank Party |
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| because this is a casino 🎰 not a stock exchange sir. |
| It's a crossover between X-Files and Heated Rivalry. |
| I knew you guys knew what you were doing. Should I ask the first loan shark for a referral? |
| DAX P/E is close to 20. That is absurdly high. Oh wait |
| They come so fast these days |
| Doubled the gambling option account from 60k to 150k this week. Left probably 100k on the table being dumb. |
| I just hope these 5-6am dips and morning V’s keep happening shits scary but some easy money |
| Bearish af, look at the rainbows |
| MU had the fundamentals to keep going. Truly insane opportunity. |
| $UMAC on a run |
| Not happening this weekend and why I know we moon Tuesday |
| The answer is to borrow from another shark to pay the first one |
| Message received and understood! I'm on this! |
| Yeah same, decided to sell my IBRX and managed to recover my loss from OTLK...don't want to get an stress ulcer with biotech again over a holiday. Even though was tempted to hold... |
| I’m crying reading this and it’s not even my money |
| You have come to the right place. |
| Continuous coverage & initiation of commercial activities with current partner MNOs in the U.S., Canada & Japan will provide 6 - 9 billion dollars in revenue annually. That is on track to be achieved by the end of this year. \n\nWhen the business model is proven and the criteria are met for institutional investment to begin in earnest, and this goes up 500% again over the next 24 months, don't bitch about it buddy. |
| My fingers are itching for Constellation Energy. Any reasons to talk me out of it? |
| WSB is the entire internet. |
| Its the safest stock to print money with forever |
| https://preview.redd.it/ikbixki83sdg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d503f85571dc5c5e6e87c7b6d97377ed36cdeb73\n\nAssigned on a covered call on NVDA at 142 pre 10:1 split. Shares purchased at originally for $14,000.\n\nWould have been worth $186,000 today. |
| I sold 1000 shares at $12 when I bought at $11 for a 1k profit. I know full well how you’re feeling |
| How do you know? |
| When |
| Market closed. 3 day casino shutdown. 🥭 can go and bomb something |
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| BREAKING (NOT FAKE) NEWS 1/19/2026 🇺🇸❄️\n\nDonald Trump has announced the totally peaceful, very respectful, extremely legal annexation of Greenland on MLK Day, calling it:\n\n“A tremendous island. The coldest island. Nobody loves ice more than me.”\n\nTrump reportedly said Greenland was being “wasted just sitting there” and promised to rebrand it “Greenland™ — Now With Freedom” 🇺🇸🦅\n\nTrump claimed:\n“Dr. King was all about dreams. This is a dream island. Very big dream. He would’ve loved the real estate potential.”\n\nThe administration says MLK would’ve admired:\n\n🏗️ Infrastructure investment\n\n🧊 Job creation in ice\n\n🦅 Freedom per square mile (tremendous numbers)\n\n🧠 Strategic leverage against China, Russia, penguins, polar bears, and walruses\n\nIn a bold anti-DEI pivot, Greenland Independence Day will officially replace MLK Day and will be celebrated with the following traditions:\n\n🇺🇸 Flag-planting ceremonies\n\n❄️ Free parkas for everyone\n\n🥩 McDonald’s opening the world’s coldest drive-thru\n\nWhen asked if Greenlanders were consulted, Trump replied:\n\n“They’re thrilled. You can’t see it because it’s snowing, but they’re thrilled.”\n\nCritics called it “unprecedented.”\n\nSupporters called it “art of the deal, but colder.”\n\nHistory books will remember this as the moment America said:\n\n‘We’re not done manifesting destiny — we just put on a jacket.’ 🧥🦅 |
| Same boat |
| Efficiency, I like it. Save both them and me the time of breaking my legs, anything else? |
| Begone, poorly bought options! New year, new you. |
| Yeah I bought back in a little today, seems like it's bottomed out..for now. Will sell again on next pump. |
| Noodles with rice? |
| Did you mean retard? |
| Sold my ZSL position for tiny gains like a small peen chud |
| Is this X-Files crossover ? 😀 |
| My god, this is my worst trade in years. I think I need like 112 to break even. I don't know what I was thinking |
| Don’t feel bad, for a while RKLB was bouncing between 3-6 dollars every couple months. I started playing that game and sold a couple hundred shares of that for about 6$. |
| I've been playing with slightly OTM calls. Goodluck!\n\nNo idea what monday brings, depends on what happens this weekend and what everyone here is saying on Sunday |
| BOLS FUK BUY SILVER |
| Break your own legs |
| Cake and hookers all the way |
| 🤔 |
| Any Virgin Galactic? 🤮 |
| If you posted before 4:15 I might joined you on those lottos |
| Iran getting nuked is being priced in. AI-tollah Cumenei is in shambles |
| Tuesday* |
| https://preview.redd.it/7g0f83qp3sdg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7000ee9fca4663a79d479bd117ca626fa98a2e8e\n\nThe only reason to buy a TSLA and he cooks it. |
| Why so |
| WMT turned my red day to green in seconds |
| When he said it would release in 2018 |
| Hello fellow regards, anyone trading DAX? I got puts around 25 000 and this shit only goes up. Any hope for reversal? (wanted to double down when it hit 25 500, but got scared...) Already at around -35% loss |
| VG will keep printing |
| If you revenge trade with only profits you’ll never go broke. Don’t ask me how I know. |
| They’re becoming war bonds. |
| MSFT up today but i'm still down 1500% |
| Ok it’s weekend, did 🥭do something unhinged? LMAO🤌 |
| Triple witching and long weekend. Pretty normal. |
| Only had 1 position that I sold for +40%, goog puts expiring next week. \n\nOnce I knew it was a long weekend ahead (f u MLK) did some scalping and made a quick 3k risking around 9k each trade, 5 trades \n\nIt won’t work next time 💁🏻♂️ |
| nobody who was banned will admit their previous username lol |
| That sounds helluva fun!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/e90v77gm3sdg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72196100e92f9597eb1d1866624580d2dd2e0cd4\n\nNot as bad as yours… but I bought meta at $90 right before they jumped from announcing layoffs |
| Sadboi hours have commenced. Go Bills! |
| How much silver does spacex, asts and rklb use? Seriously, can anyone answer this? Would be interesting to see how much silver each mag 7 buys this year… |
| Silver & gold drift higher Monday as always |
| Might as well. Imagine if we created enough space debris to block the sun, irreversibly cooling the planet. |
| Poop chutes |
| Could have bought MU at 330 on Wednesday LOL |
| Redwire |
| Oof |
| I sold my calls yesterday for a nice 30% profit…would have been 75% is I held til end of today 🤷♀️ |
| Continued selling CSPs on SLV for overnight. It's working quite well. Sell \~2-3% OTM and collect a 2-3% premium. Sold 79p's at market close for $1.8 each. (2.4% OTM for a 2.22% premium).\n\nSLV needs to fall 4.6% on Monday for me to lose money (below 77.2). But we all know SLV only goes up! I've been doing this almost everyday and pocketing > 80% of the premium each time. Only lose if SLV faceplants overnight.\n\nThe only days I don't do this is when SLV jumps more than \~5% (seems to often retrace, so risks are higher) |
| If I could see HOOD at 150 in the next week or so, I’ll stop trading options… until February |
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| This hobby is so much more enjoyable when you get lucky \n\nCrippling depression to delusions of grandeur , real quick |
| No trade is better than forced trade when everything is moving sideways.\nThank you for your attention in this matter. |
| Aka Johnny Chode |
| Yes, but which ones? |
| If it makes you feel any better I had to buy back the leap I sold last week today for a 1.5K loss, but I had $125 calls I bought for 1/30 and sold them for 200 percent gain. 🫡 |
| Where’s the guy who said to buy mu 200 puts three weeks ago lmao. Holy regarded ber |
| MU now valued above 400B. What a fkn day. On Dec 22, it was valued at 300B. It’s going up more than 10% a week this year, and it’s not stopping at all.\n\nASTS and RKLB are the same. They just don’t go down |
| My bad I bought into it |
| Nah my current position involves DoD CUI, no clearance. Is chill asf can use phone and nothing on Internet is blocked. But if I want to apply to a TS/SCI job in future then best to keep record clean. |
| Alright now time to strike Iran or something |
| How to tell a loan shark you ain’t got his money for dummies. I can’t afford the book so I figured I’d come here. Help guys |
| If it’s doing all that and you’re not making a shit load profit each year maybe you should just dump money in an index and ignore the market, it’s not worth dying over |
| Return of the silver pt80 |
| For me only HOOD, and yeah please and thank you 🙏🏿 |
| Omg same. Today was rough but I had faith |
| At least thats like 50:50. 0dte is like 95:5 |
| Bulls spend their weekends driving around corn fields in Iowa and Indiana looking for aliens to anal probe them again. |
| Theta has been eating my 29Cs alive all month |
| Not really sure how i made money today. But i did. Good week up 22%. Cashed out a big chunk for the weekend |
| do i say, "do you wanna see pics of my butthole" |
| Does mango perhaps have some golf thing this weekend ? Please God |
| Thats the proper way dude |
| Don’t worry. I sold 12k at $24. Oooooos |
| What? Are you guys having time off again? FFS. |
| oh god i love WMT so much all of you should feel the same way |
| Retarded |
| HOOD, please and thank you |
| I wish you luck. This company has screwed me in so many ways. Just when you think it cant go lower, it does. Just recently with the downgrade and it dropped 10%. It's due for a cycle up, but I'm gun shy. |
| Me in November before losing 10k |
| Shut up lol |
| Shouldn't have gotten in after it already mooned |
| 24h markets would bring peace to the world |
| Just move to prediction markets. Go bet 15min btc up down. That will kill your mental |
| Yeah that’ll print racks on racks on racks |
| Release the Kraken |
| I have a problem. I can’t stop |
| Aids close |
| Is it just me betting on football games is easier than 0DTE |
| The RTRD Index has four of those. We’re up 20.9% YTD. |
| I thought that 3 dip buys ago lol |
| I’d say it’s better off to do the opposite of what he says. |
| it's 50/50 chance the whole world collapses this weekend or nothing happens |
| Is there a timeline for this |
| You'll be looking at futures Monday night🌙 |
| It looked like it had great support at $100 |
| Theta gangbanger gtfo —-> r/thetagang this place is for degens |
| so much $ selling NVDA straddles |
| You could also not look at the markets |
| Crash delayed |
| 🫡 |
| lmao where was this |
| They won’t be invading without a carrier group nearby. Relax…. For now. |
| u/veryveryuniquename5 |
| They call you Tiny Richie and you know it!! |
| Just took a position in Netflix, looks like they have great support at this level |
| Hopefully it's bottomed |
| CC and chill strategy been making me thousands every week, loving it |
| What are the chances that Jamie Dimon surprises us and opens the market this weekend? |
| You ask me like I know fuck all |
| Week two in the bag 3750/24k goal |
| #This week we had 3 days where market went from massively green to red LMAO🤌 |
| POET. As soon as it hits double figures it’s rocketing. |
| Hate it here |
| We all remember him. |
| Same boat. About $7000 in the hole. |
| +20% and counting, 10$ next week |
| Damn gold pushing up right after late close on gld options |
| NVDA stable coin at 186-190 lol |
| I was up 5k this morning but now i am down $2k |
| ok now that everything is ATH I think it’s a good time to finally buy, I’m convinced! |
| Sydney is going to look busted in 5 years. |
| Oh man, you need some hobbies or some friends or something |
| What I would do for a fizzy bubblech right now |
| My move to rotate a fair bit of NVDA over to MU two weeks ago was a good one so far. Shame about all the other decisions. |
| Sold 3k NVDA two splits ago at $10 after a nice run up from $9. That $30k would have been around $12M today. |
| They call me Johnny Fatcock |
| yup . bad news when markets closed |
| Now they wont |
| Wow they do nvidia dirty |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/FUBOSOFI made a bet that AMZN would go to 175.0 within **1 week** when it was 246.125 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 16 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Right back at you. |
| The markets are forward looking |
| I’m so happy the market is closed on Monday. Trading has wrecked my mental health and my dopamine. It’s going to be nice to not stress out over stocks on Monday |
| i thought u were on a raw meat diet |
| HOOD has been really disappointing |
| God knows. Made bank today but how sustainable is this shit? |
| ……..you just figure that out? |
| No it’s not, we just print more money and buy our own bonds down. It’s an infinite money glitch. |
| 0DTE's.>! Can easily gain 20-40%, but just as easily lose 100%!< |
| Welp wake me up on Tuesday |
| Unless it's homebrew TA, it ain't gonna work |
| 3/20 puts but yeah this week was grueling |
| Oof TS clearance? |
| Don’t forget to short ES futes Monday night so my $697p can print gents. Enjoy the weekend |
| It was reverse psychology all along ;\^)\n\nSee, what I did was buy stonks at the end of day at $208, but it would have crashed if I did not trick the market into thinking I was bearish.\n\nYou're welcome. |
| OpenAI got to make the app NSFW and give me an AI girlfriend\n\nOtherwise they have no shot to compete vs Google Gemini |
| Markets are closed time for 🥭 to bomb a random country |
| Just got a big erection from this photo |
| Makes me feel better about not buying more at $20 |
| i got SPY calls with strike price at 700 expiring tuesday\n\nI BELIEVE IT WILL PRINT.\n\nSPY 700, NOW! |
| Not true. Trump said "Time to invest" and its been pure joy after each and every such comment. |
| It's the weekend. That sucks |
| Yes. Only butthole pix. Chicks dig that shit. |
| ASTS and LUNR are f-ing crazy... how do they keep going up? |
| Holy shit |
| shorting btc perfect hedge against bad weekend news |
| Gonna spend the weekend doing ta. If I lose money, id better lose it on educated guesses |
| Deep otm 0dte calls? |
| See you on Tuesday |
| META is such a frustrating stock |
| Meh. Money printer will go brrrrrr and they will buy them themselves. |
| Been doing this since I was 21 lol. Now a millionaire and work remote doing fuck all |
| OK regards, here's the deal: I played with options again and lost $4000. I need a play for next week with which I can gain 20-40% to recoup that loss.\n\nI'm all ears |
| I rode some space stuff up earlier and sold that off, now I’m just parking my cash in SPY/QQQ and selling CC’s and buying some puts while I wait for the Supreme Court decision \n\nLooking to short a pop from that or go long with leverage if they uphold them and we rug |
| SLS most important oncology drugs in 4 decades kicking cancers ass DYOR |
| Yes, that is how math works |
| I fucking hate my 9-5 job and I hate everyone I work with |
| I need that so bad |
| I had one day this week where my leaps, weeklies and 0DTE fliers all hit and I felt like Gordon Fkin’ gecko. The other four days i treaded water with regard moves. At least I held onto the profits for the week …… |
| Good day to own RKLB, ASTS, NBIS, OPEN, IREN and OKLO |
| I bought 14 of the 55 calls of IBIT instead since it tracks BTC better… for some reason, i don’t understand, MSTR trades lower than the BTC it holds.. |
| long weekend perfect opportunity for bad news |
| NFLX dead |
| Same here bro |
| IBRX |
| The one time I play calls on opex lol |
| Trump gave us the thumbs up to invest again a couple days ago. Nothing is happening this weekend 🤝 |
| KEEP THE CASINO CLOSED |
| NFLX and INTC earnings |
| If the US doesn't invade Greenland this weekend I'm thinking shit is going to pump hard on Tuesday |
| When did Elon announce FSD was cooked? |
| That's a little problem when yields hit 5 percent plus .. |
| It’s about to be tax season again. Don’t dread it as much anymore. With the digitization of literally everything I no longer have to sit across from my CPA and watch him silently judge my docs as he reviews them. Now I send him the packet and a couple weeks later he sends an invoice and calls it a day lmao. |
| Elon Musk 🫷🚫\n\nEnron Musk 😏 ✅️ |
| should i finally reply after two days |
| ICE is a psyop |
| Intersection of space and defence |
| crypto dump |
| https://preview.redd.it/v2uylu3f2sdg1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f831419575c5315ab9118b8b988aaf820a5fc73 |
| Why |
| Congrats and best of luck! |
| Send me a picture of your wife then. I’m gonna rub one out 🥵🥵🥵 |
| Surely we will break SPX 7000 next week \n\n*said for the 9th week in a row* |
| Incoming earning season next couple weeks get ready 🚀🌕 |
| Slv put $68 |
| #oof |
| Nobody wants our garbage bonds is what's up. |
| I sold half at 97. Thought it would pull back. I was wrong. |
| Filtronic? |
| Wats the move next week boys |
| time for long weekend, which means bad tweets and negative development when market closed |
| Got over confident trading the 1m/5m/10m, banged 4 wins in a row and then the reversal fucked me… now back in profit after hours. It’s a short position that I may hold into next week cause all signs point to not a fun week. |
| Maybe time to sell Nvidia and put the money somewhere that's actually going up. |
| Bro… but what about 17.53 |
| #LET'S GO MICRON, FUCK YEAH BABY 🤑🤑🤑🤑 |
| yeah that’s a big if though. |
| just bought a few after hours QQQ calls... nothing major, but I think we open high after the holiday... |
| TSLA opening up Tuesday immediately going to $415 or $460 |
| Can't, I work for the govt so I have to report all casino related gambling which can be an issue sometimes. But I can gamble in the market and apparently that's totally different. |
| Then again, I’m an absolutely terrible trader. Since I’m bullish, the SPY is going to go down to 400 to fucking wreck my account balance |
| What's up with the rising bond interest rate? Possible catalyst for correction next week? |
| You’re fucked with that screenshot posting |
| 🥭 still jerking off the invisible men surrounding him at these important meetings of invading stuff. |
| Really? How do you go about doing that? |
| They really should let you do banbets on theta. Like saying SPY will be over 692 and under 700 in 4 weeks. |
| It’s an Israeli pump & dump. ( I pick them over the akbhar’s so I don’t wanna hear it ) but it’s. Fact. |
| existence is cringe |
| dick |
| Dump for the weekend because of how stupid inauguration day is and how pissed off the world is at mango 🥭 |
| Went balls deep in HOOD calls |
| How did TSLA not go to 0 when eron announced FSD was cooked |
| how are ppl making so much money on front page? It cannot just be survivorship bias. |
| Been saying CRWV... next up $120 |
| Imagine being an ASTS executive this weekend.. |
| Making the move once everyone’s options sell off! Just what I’d expect. Amazing markets |
| You could have had $400,000 |
| those last red candles were a nice fuck you to end the day with |
| He just said it's gonna reach 1000 by 2027 😭\n\n\nIts $115 hahahaha |
| Still haven’t learned my lesson of not playing options |