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all depends on how much you donated to the ballroom
Same
I never lost faith in Intel grandma
60% gain on trading acct this month, I feel like it should've been more ngl but I'll take it
Hoping spy rips over the weekend and is 750+ by monday open. Puts fucked me hard today
Regarded \*
Qqq 700 Monday open
Lot of haters here and your analysis is a little dumb for me. My PT for micron for end of year was $1200-$1500.\n\nI’ll keep it simple.\n\nUpside: \n\* TTM net income resets after earnings from \~$28B to \~$45B (I think I’m a little low on this I’m on my phone) \n\* P/E is reset to around \~30\n\nDownside: \n\* longevity of the run - is this able to continue for 2-4 more quarters? Longer?\n\nStock looks cheap at 30 P/E if earnings continue. Pricing pressures come from competition and there is competition but the biggest issue is supply not meeting demand. Supply probably does catch up to demand but my guess is more like 2028 and the P/E can sustain itself for 4-6 quarters so forward looking P/E post-earnings will still look more like 16, with high growth there is still room to run.
Yeah let’s go all in on a company valued at 2T+ with no earnings. Smart move.
Sounds like probably a good to stay out honestly. Hope things get better, always another day to make* money in the casino.\n\n*in my filthy dreams
I made $500 the last two days but between you and me I still deserve the regard memes.
I bought 1k shares. This has to be peak idiocy, surely it can’t get worse…
Where?
cocksuckers at Youtube removed the down vote numbers. hahaha of course they did.\n\n
Has to be fake
Tfw you buy a stock so high or so low that it doesn't register on the normal RH chart 😭
Meet Kevin?
Maybe he knows something we dont
And premarket pump
One goal Switzerland ffs
Thank you for your service 🫡
No PoLiTiCs brigade incoming
I won't be trading tomorrow. I'll be back on Monday
Im sure Nam and DDay was tough and stuff but they never had to hold calls over a 3 day weekend
Does money really matter when we’re all flesh and blood
Genus
Congratulations on paying elons next baby momma impregnation fee. \n\nYour money will be used to fully service elons jizz
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Could it have been a better day? Fuck yeah. Did I go negative at any point today? Fuck no. That's a win 😎
That's boring though.
Head up king. Bigger things
why the heck would you put life savings here. It’s the most overvalued investment out there…when early investors sell during unlock period this thing is going to $100.
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I sold mu at +6% today  😔
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Fermi was my only friend today. Am I the only one buying it? Tellin ya it’s a winner in a loser disguise.
It’s going to shit
Id like to upvote but am anglopore. The history is nuanced.
What does it have to do with investing
Perf. It’s gonna rip now tyfys
Please don't do this. Seriously.\n\nIf you really want it long term, there will be cheaper entry points.
Pricing in the concept of peace
Genis
Went to Applebees to watch World Cup and drink some cocktail, I spent more time shitting in the tobo instead
Whats the quick case for FIG?\n\n
Nice bro. Swung qqq calls for next week on yesterday dip aside from hawkish fomc seemed like pure algo selling off news. Back to ATH next week lol
I bought a course for $997 on how to make money in the stock market. It literally just said “buy MU dumbass”. I’m up 71% in the last 30 days. Best investment I’ve ever made.
Ahhh yes the 2 trillion dollar company that makes 20 billion dollars
Short INTEL and space X at the bell Monday
You'll have many other chances to play in the market, take some time for yourself
bro you’ll sell when it hits 160
I think it’s solely based on the Iran deal and on them maybe getting contracts and of course market manipulation for the boys to short. Can’t see that price sticking around right now but it’s a good stock to own for sure.
Dude put a 100k in at 187 and is begging WSB to bail him out. This is the content I’m here for
Omg 🤣 😂 🤣 I love this
Lmfaooooo
Rotation to sex tomorrow
i just commented this. I modified my sell order right at close cause the fucker started going up
how do you win if it goes down? you make $200 on the calls and lose $2k on the stocks.
When the stock is down so much we gotta start wondering if the president gonna name the ticker
That guy put his whole pension in it 2 days ago … wonder how he’s doing
Hope you made money on this! 🫡 Coz I did. 16k on my 100k investment
Wtf are we supposed to do for 3 days
SPCX calls at 190 expiring tomorrow.
"You people"?
Pretty much; I don’t think the effort is worth the money.
Ever heard of SKHynix? How about Samsung?
Every company eventually dies. Or shits the bed and never recovers. Look at GE for example. Yahoo used to be massive as well. Now it's a joke\n You need to take profits sometime or your entire portfolio goes to zero eventually\n\nThough the beauty with index funds is you actually can do the "never sell" approach and it actually works
REOPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
Or bullish on msft. Oh thats me
The lesson learned is to hold until expiry always
Do you have an emergency fund/savings account? If you had that much invested initially surely you can’t be that bad off
now I'm only down 5% LESGOOOO
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Bought spy calls for Monday and Friday right before close. Am I genius or regarded?
Gone FISN
LUNR is killing me since i bought last week at $31!!!\n\nCome back to even please.
I identify as Iranian if I get a cut of that 300 billy
Hahahahah first time???
Account value would have been zero. It's my gambling account not my real grown-up accounts but still.
Sold $NOW at a loss but made back twice with SPY calls
Liquidated at the March lows
She managed Ark Investment. Most things she touches turns to near zero.
you betches have to go up AH or premarket\n\n fuck u and have a good long weekend
Bulls just like pigs, they cannot fly.
So absolutely sick of the God Damned manipulates semi and memory sector. So many great companies in SaaS, Space, Drones, etc yet they lag behind the 10 motherfucking stocks that are running it higher without any rhyme or reason. Can't wait until this sector just fucking capifulates and goes to hell.
lost $3700 in single day and still holding, this is the wsb spirit we need
Open source scraping poison to counter sentiment based algorithmic trading.
Puts it is
I’m in for 100 shares at $180\n\nSee you at $240
Bought cursor
SPCX bols are "seriously retarded"
going by the daily thread, most the regards here literally buy 1 share so i doubt they'd waste the time
Weird af chart
He already did, dude posted his loss and moved into dram
Damn you got cooked on 125 SPCX calls and now you want to add onto that by getting cooked on another 435 DRAM calls?\n\nAll within a week.\n\nI mean I guess. If you’ve already lost $100k today, what’s another -$40k next week?\n\nIf you were an earnings call, you’d be a bullish earnings call because you were able to reduce cash burn by 60%. \n\nAt that rate, you’ll only lose $24k the following week.
Still a better investment than Microsoft or Netflix.
I really wanted to invest today but Ive been dealing with so many personal problems I couldn't do it. I feel like I missed out but tbh my mental state was terrible.
Completely and utterly retarded. Either you believed in it and went for it on the IPO day or you didnt believe and are fucking retarded to buy in at 180+
Man if you don't know what you're doing then just drop your money in SPY Or Vanguard and forget about it. Don't listen to social media or X (obviously going to give you biased info since it's basically owned by SPCX).
Only been holding it 2 weeks and i’m bagholding like a motherfucker. Hate that stock
it gets worse each trading day lmao SPCX will be under $100 by this time next year
Also holding a ton of MU and some SNDK. \n\nThink I'm going to sell ahead of earnings next week.
Why is CRM even in Dow. It’s such a random ticker to have in there
Nope. There are plenty of good space companies to invest. SPCX is not one of them.
It’s going to get ugly, really quick. Hope OP isn’t this dumb
Youre like...8 months late
Dude, you took the bait, hook, line, and sinker. How could you be so dumb?\n\nThe valuation compared to its revenue is CLEARLY a pump and dump. Musk owed investors after the purchase of Twitter which tanked, and had to make it back for them.\n\nI’m surprised ANYONE bought this garbage.
Why the hell you wait to $187 to get in. You asleep when it went live lol
"Hi Claude, just a small favor, can you write the entire Library of Babel for me? Thanks"\n\nGuys we will finally find the answer for why SPCX bols are extremely retarded!
Just sold covered calls against MU for next week (earnings week). If it goes up, i win. If it goes down, i also win.
get wrekced
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i need this level of delusion and hubris in my life for something like SNDK, MU or MUU
Whoever made this saw the signs\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/z3da7ghwo38h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7083fa10c5ed2e56a059f2bf9fd8fc3bfacb4336
What is this after hours pump shit recently
$60 billion for a code editor with an AI panel that uses another companies models...madness...
Since we are all still slaves (checks tax bill, property taxes) I am not sure what to celebrate. Try not paying just to exist. My mom could not even afford her own home her and my father built due to property taxes.
Wtf what's with this fake holiday tomarrow. Keep the casino open
Keel gained a whopping 30 cents this week
Yes, no stonks till Monday. Vegas is always open though
Juneteeth, market closed.
The best high.
Yup it's been a bad year for them. I just don't see them dropping much more unless the overall market drops.
Katie, if you're reading this, I'd like my money back.
Bro you could literally take the 1.50% loss and make that back anywhere else. Instead you’d rather dip 10%-40% and baghold SPCX
Dude why didn't you buy at 135?
If you can't access your life savings, you effectively have none? 🙁
Id say its been relevant since 1865. The people in charge just didn't deem worthy of celebration
And now he’s down $40 a share
I’m already going through withdrawal
Microsoft is definitely a bottom
You dare speak sense in this sub?!
Microcuck: up 46% in 5 years\n\n\nGigacron: up 66% in a month\n\n\nImagine being bearish on mu.
Servicenow? Because uncle Bill owes my ass right now
Sympathy. Then 3 hours of fall and Hello winter my old friend
Puts on nvda 45 DTE at $210
SELL NOW! Then wait until it goes to $250. FOMO Buy again. Sell at $210. Wash rinse and repeat! You'll be a zoronaire in no time!
It is
SPCX pleas fly again
SPCG -2x inverse all the way!
Only retards use that word
If you think that 172 is the bottom then I have some bad news for you.
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Just send it to me!
Why would institutions bother? Honest question.
you're like a 3rd generation bagholder on these
When it says 80 Dollars in 6 months someone check on this post 📫
Only retards use that word
Microsoft is going to all time lows fucking garbage
Let’s pump it to 250 actually thanks
Bro gave 3 sentences then said “in conclusion…” 💀
Low key didn’t look into it all and added some to my roth a few months ago at mid 30s. Took a peek wondering why the account was green the other day and this shits up more than I can contribute. Insane since I’m still holding out to finish off my NAS but I guess I could afford the 72tb now lol.
1 yr will by enough
I thought the market was closed then
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WTF! COULD I BUY THESE STOCKS on Monday?
Jesus-butt-humping-christ do FIFA players get paid extra for being dramatic whimps? They respond to a stuff breeze with howls of agony and it's a little frustrating to watch
Step 1 buy SPCX\nStep 2 lose money\nStep 3 ???
Can't believe Marvel sold off to funnel all that money into space stonks the last 10 minutes
Now that you say it, I think it will be next week
Nice try, FBI
Just turn it upside down .. should fix it
It's up +1.35% a week after your comment, not terrible
Patience young padawan, 12 months it's all it takes.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ly1vhzwlo38h1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=737c050f7bc2c7c4ae42810e587c0c39efd0889c
because pussies sell
True ig
Please emphasize the fucking or retarded in bold
Makes contraptions that boil water for AI
Glad I did not pull the trigger on wdc calls today
Not true, \n\nFact check:\n\nFor options and stocks:\n\n**Held 1 year or less (short-term gain):** taxed as ordinary income, up to **37% federal**. High earners may also owe **3.8% NIIT**. \n\n**Held more than 1 year (long-term gain):** generally taxed at **0%, 15%, or 20% federal**, plus potentially **3.8% NIIT** for high earners.
Hmm yes there could be some significance but idk
SOXL\n\n
Teachable moment guy it’s been trading for 5 days. He will be fine🤡
When you wanted to make a quick buck, but ended up a community member
Came here to say this. So I’ll just say Ban instead
They haven't even made any money, I cannot comprehend how foolish you need to be to put everything you have in it.
For the 80th time in last 90 days....puts was not the play.....
I still think the guy who played Polymarket on the IPO with the most absurd targets on it which it was never going to hit is the HOF. It was a successful IPO and he still lost his ass.
Either we’re geniuses or true crayon sharpeners. We’re about to find out
It may recover a bit short term before the unlocks wreck it.\n\nThe SpaceX investors sub is full of copium morons though talking about how waiting for a reasonable price to buy the stock means, “you won’t get to be part of the story”
The rotation was successful. My gains are now someone else's gains.
Which isn’t special. Almost everything was ripping today, and it’s a high beta stock. \n\nOP needed over a 20% move to be itm when they purchased the contracts. Which is why I asked the question. What made them think it has that sort of move over the next month. But I appreciate you educating me!
bagholding SaaS 😭
Man you look gross.
One of us?
He didn’t need to pick the bottom, but he picked the very top. Should have phrased it better mb
But a lot of those big .com names had no profits. Memory is highly profitable and if overvalued it will keep rising in a bull market.
Seriously this ☝️. Buy back in 12-18 months from now
I have a dream that one day 🥭 will mention MSFT the way he mentions NVDA, AAPL, INTC. And we will fucking moon!
Ai energy
Sold all MU calls that were $200 ITM and left the last 990 call I bought 2 weeks ago to ride on earnings
I bought the cad hedged at 26$ a share
Rblx calls
Crazy how we just witnessed Elon gaining billions in losses the legal way but don’t say anything LMAO🤌
You had me in the first half.
There are definitely millions of dumb people buying rn, just look at the AI space as a whole. Anthropic and OpenAI burn money like a trash fire
Did you forget that there’s only 5% of float available right now and the rest will be unlocked in the future you retard. Only down from here on
Hang on.... Market is closed tomorrow?
Better off in MU after 10x run up to be honest
I don't even think those are real. Probably all the fake pump posts are by institutions.
I'm lifetime up on sports betting and polymarket btw (I bet $10 once and they gave me free $100)
Nah he'll paper hand it then delete his account like the INTC guy did.
Like how else would money flow back into semiconductor. Spacex being over amazon in term of market cap didn't made any sense.
Don’t listen to the people trying to make you look stupid \n\nDon’t sell it for 5 years and you will be more than fine.
Amkr 🚂
yeah june 24th earnings could flip the script
You made the right choice. Grab a beer and keep the head up.
You are dumb. Brace for SPCX to have your life savings for a few years before you even break even again.
I call that exit liquidity
Down $40k in your Roth in a matter of days is crazy work
Top graphic!
Wonder how many people got wiped out from that.
It's what them slaves would've wanted
He put in 300k at 211! Thats a tough pill to swallow! Spcx is looking like Spce rug pull all over again last time it was Branson doing it, this time it looks like investors climbing over others to make a quick buck! No one wants to be left holding the bag! I almost regarded at first at 160, then at 220, im glad Schwab has 100k requirement to invest in ipos! Yea I’ll just stay away from that company for a while!
Username checks out.
Really?
This stock will be very valuable in the future but it may take years. So hopefully you are prepared for the wait 😂
That was a crazy bear market yall. Hope the 🌈 crew enjoyed it
The casino shouldn’t get holidays
i hate when stocks move slowly can we have every month be like april 2025
AVGO finally joining the party.
I scored three 😂
Is your portfolio mine?
Nice, I hope my puts print this weekend.
$90 after earnings
Dude.
Nobody tell him
That's gotta be a short list then, because so many tech companies are absolutely atrocious to work with, except Google...\n\n...Oh my God you might be on to something
DOS ANYONE KNOW WHY GEV and BE GO UP?? PLZ FOMO
Text book level
omg this toilet smells like shit!!!
I sold some stocks
I drank like 4 beers \n\nIm trying my best
No selfies in the casino
Going up 500% in 9 months is irrational for a 50 year old incumbent no matter how you look at it.
salty cow
I'm gonna try and forget how fucked I am on pretty much all my positions over the weekend and hope they move the right way next week. I'm probably screwed though.
Microsoft decline is almost entirely driven by re-rates after they raised capex guidance. They are still an incredibly solid company on a fundamental profitability level.\n\nYou don’t necessarily need to be selling gold or shovels in a gold rush to be a good investment or undervalued.
Anybody who says generational is automatically a tard and wrong
Because my wife works there.
Take a breath and go look at the charts from Fukerbergs IPO, or just sell and take the money to buy some nice heels and a purse.
Oh boy
Op died
you can rest now
Fully regarded.
GUH
Posting them soon
AFTER HOUR PUMPING
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Recover your capital that’s left now bro
How much is maruchan now🫣😞
No moves on Juneteenth for me; finally save some $
DAMBN
I’m buying 1 share just to support OP. I’ll sell only after it goes to $250 after earnings
Yeah pretty soon
he's indifferent so we are worrying and posting for nothing\n\n
Blocked
(https://www.reddit.com/user/smellyfingernail/comments/1u8lbfl/spacex/)
Bummed out. Had to put my dog down today. Put out pile of toys labeled with stocks to see which he would randomly pick and he chose MSFT. Vet said he was fine but I know there’s gotta be a brain tumor in there somewhere. Didn’t want the poor guy to suffer.
Is The robinhood app ok? Seems super glitchy all day
WTF?! GEV and BE!!
More like old memes from the chans
Will MU do a stock split?
Lets hope not, skin is getting wrinkly
# Can the whale that pumped $spcx do it again to $200 thanks
Probably because people are jumping ship on red days to cut their losses and to deploy that capital into something more worthwhile.\n\nThen a Green Day comes and that “something more worthwhile,” pumps and they’re more incentivized to stay with that something else, as opposed to going back to MSFT.\n\nEnd result: Sustained selling pressure.
Yes , nvda is a drag on SMH
You’re going to be waiting for a while bud
Are you implying I’m dreaming?
Yes.
Who's that? Tiger woods's wife?
Gg retardio
He was waiting patiently for the opportune moment to strike, right at the tippity top.
Send me $5k
GUH!
What does account torched mean
Why everything tank slightly after close??
# OH SHIT WE STILL PUMPING AFTER HOURS\n\n# GOING TO BE A MASSIVE GAP UP ON MONDAY
You’re fucked buddy
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Cramer saying sell Adobe, and that it’s a 60B company max is the biggest bullish signal of all time
RDDT
I know, especially when it's a 3 day weekend.
Don't worry, I'll keep ordering from your Wendy's.
Got 50 760 calls for .02 just to dream
Another day, another +4K in the memefolio. It's either -4K or +4K daily, no in-between. A re+arded rollercoaster.
This has me fucking dying lmaooo
Gain is gain. Means nothing without consistency though. But this is a casino. So forget about consistency.
I'm still holding Reddit because I love using Reddit
This is what I pay my Internet bills for
Learned lesson does not work here
Facts, why recognize a holiday that wasn't recognized in the first place. They didn't exactly share the news right away
**BanBet Lost** — /u/BlitzComet95 (0W-1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▲ | $741.55 → $750.00 | +1.1% | 1d | Lost |
Anyone own OUST?
what about when you wake up?
All those Calls exercised and you think most of them are just going to be Bagholders come Monday?
The company is nowhere near worth its current valuation. The only thing you're banking on is millions of idiots dumber than you buying in for hype. There's a chance, but you shouldn't put your life savings into something that is completely against basic fundamentals.
"Please be my exit liquidity, I fucked up 😭😭😭"
Good night, sweet prince
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/wdNjzJRyH0\n\nthis
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Market closed tomorrow right?
Because they suck.
Hookers and cocaine!!!
When you Replace F with R in MSFT and switch places R with T then you'll get MSTR.
You can have $2,250 by next Friday if you sold June 26 $200 strike covered calls x 5. Protect your downside. That doubles to about $5,000 if you set your strike price at your cost basis of $187.5.
Anyone own OUST?
Im gonna make it all back tomorrow...this time's different
No losses if you dont sell 😏
fuck open it 24/7 so i can lose my kids college fund faster damn it!!!!
gtfo
Look at my other comment it was sold at a 4k loss
Only SPCX? You are not degenerate enough if you don't go into $SPAL. Why buy the stock when you an get the 2x leveraged stock?
MSFT being all grown up and finishing the day positive at 0.04% 🤡
😎
Getting excited to drop my $MKC bags and book the loss!
LOL\n\nYou were healthily warned.
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We don't have overnight trading tonight, right?
Is it a good idea to take a loan on my 401k on Juneteenth
Holding SPY 750c\n\nWe gap up over the weekend
And it’s gone meme
Sell first thing Monday morning or right now, its a downhill journey to earth from here for spcx
my buddy almost full ported his roth too at 215
Has NFLX found a bottom or am I just a bottom..
i live in canada summer starts in July
LUNR finished up for once.
Same man. I wanna see green again.
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Up pretty good on semis and memory but kinda mad I didn’t drink the NBIS Kool aid in the fall and winter
Its made me 6 figures this year...\n\nIts on a lot of peoples radar.  It just doesn't get the tits hyped off of it.
4% day for Tesla off the lows🤡
Apple gap up after long weekend?
Had a big bank account... You still have a smooth brain though. 😞
Get out before it’s too late dawg
That's hilarious
I’m going to eat ice cream and fall off my bike for the holiday 🤷🏻‍♂️
Nice
Limit down Monday? Been too long
I’m sure it will 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 there’s no way it won’t….
I’m working tomorrow and the casino better be open. Also I expect my mail! Thanks.
I went to Busch Gardens on Juneteenth a couple years ago and every line for the rides STANK.
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I guess goon if we can’t moon
Went balls deep on NVDA 0DTE 210Cs and nearly got my account torched. Was down 65% at one point. Walked away with 300% gains thanks to the 3:50 God candle. \n\nI swear Ive learned my lesson.
🤞🤞
Sold at 25% gain on SPCX I am happy
Could be worse, could have bought at $225
He got bullied by this sub and sold
Being broke mostly
this market is absolutely brutal to be a contrarian
I’m holding MU still. As long as memory is still the bottleneck for LLM inference and training I’ll keep it in my portfolio
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Had I had calls from Monday. Riding that train as well.
Mrvl just ruined my weekend 😡😡
Options are gambling. You can make a trillion dollar out of them. It still wouldn't change nothing.
Makes me feel better to be in ASTS.
Up 0.13% on MSFT on a major Shrek dildo day ...yay
inb4 $240 on monday and bro buys a yacht
Damn im gay
You sound more regarded than him because you believe you could pick the bottom.
you have to work tomorrow?
You have all the regards from me brother.
If I had to guess, they’ve been far behind in terms of AI.
This is just depressing honestly
only space where ppl hate longer weekends, you fucking degenerates
https://preview.redd.it/bpq4hwrjn38h1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce832f7855838ccbce59f684d1450fa9b42d0ee3
what’s the strat been
Memory and chips. Corrections don’t matter. They just come back higher. Doesn’t scratch my gambling addiction itch but it’s almost guaranteed money.
\+$2k on SPCX calls in < 2hrs and timed my close at the top 😎 Have a great holiday everyone
thanks for the comment I have his user id now \n\nhe's indifferent to the loss\n\n
Blocked
(https://www.reddit.com/user/smellyfingernail/comments/1u8lbfl/spacex/)\n\n so lol
Naw just Kwanzaa 2.0
My plans are praying that RKLB will print and I will finally make all back if not I'll see you at Wendy's
because all the big upward moves happen during market close.
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Guys I just bought SPCX at 220 and went to work. How am i doing
Hope you have some luck Monday
Check back in 17 hours
Life would be simple if I was dumb enough t keep buying AMD
Dude you’re fucking retarded
We are so cooked on Monday. Uber puts
MSFT up 46% in the last 5 years. That's good, though, right?\n\n
Space comeback may be quicker than we thought.\n\nPL, RDW, LUNR, ASTS, and RKLB were all volatile as fuck and making double digit swings in response to SpaceX.\n\nToday, SpaceX opened with a -10% and I’m happy to report that only ASTS followed suit with a -10% and everyone else held steady with a -5%.\n\nHorseshit graph astrology? \n\nOr the beginnings of a comeback?
All the homies and I hate Juneteenth. Open the casino!
Leave my NFLX alone! 😡
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Aaaaaannnndddd its gone.
Makes my -60$ feel much better 😂😂😂
Elon right now. IPO is doing shit so he needs another pump with some corporate bonds. Whose ready to hold his bags again or have y'all learned your lesson yet\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/g2gg4a3en38h1.png?width=936&format=png&auto=webp&s=d22c2e101a9e3558f71409d99d8b18772e5e04bf
Yep\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qy53hl3en38h1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfaa15ca6599e1a4688110cfc4407b0e4a60b584
MU post stellar earning is pretty guaranteed imo, but you can never tell if it's going to pull back or blast off.
Top retail bag holder.
lifting all iranian sanction means oil will probably go even lower, also iran contribution to global gdp will increase global economic growth, and inject global liquidity into the system. in other words, we are going way higher
spacebol ded
“Stole”\n\nMore like a self portrait.
https://preview.redd.it/fn0mvbjcn38h1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=53ef848d27aa532ad9042dba8d18b3bb597fdf3e
Made me lol
Chill and think about the gains
Hahaha
Yes
Naah been summer since 1 June. Everything that blossoms is over by then.
ikr? must be one of those crazy events invited by 🥭 😂
Bought calls at open. Held through the 1% dip. Cashed out at end of the day for 25% profit.
Pedo founder. Are you dumb?
Value investing. It’s where you try to find the biggest piece of shit stock in the market and pretend that only you know it’s worth more.
Nutted
Thank god in Europe we can buy cheap turbo's/boosters.
Nah. I do this every time Canada is open while US is closed. The beat down stuff always goes green
Okay regards, someone please explain why msft keeps dropping so hard on red days but barely recovers on green days?
Love the company and I think they'll do amazing long term, but we have been near October 8, 2025 prices way too often haha.
Don't worry bro, Cathy woods gonna personally send you a thank you letter.
https://preview.redd.it/ejlnp437n38h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21f4140bf30360c2bbe69d3185db7ad76b962540\n\n \nThat’s enough of the internet for me today
Holding calls over the long weekend. Who’s with me!
This is why we have wallstreetbets. Good luck gambler, you will need a lot of it.
ASTS, what a piece of shit
robinhood auto-sold my 3 RDDT $172.5c 0DTE’s right at 3:30 for a cool $0.24 each. 20 minutes later they were worth $4.15. Thanks Vlad!
Options are gambling lol and the governments wants there 60% cut under 1mill and there 75% cut over 1mill gains if you cash out and sell befor 12 months after that they want 30%/50% cut gl
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If he held he did
deserved
401K YOLO on SPCX bro is indifferent 🤷‍♀️\n\n
Blocked
(https://www.reddit.com/user/smellyfingernail/comments/1u8lbfl/spacex/)
Is "wop" still considered offensive
Some poor bastard got that investing.com push notification and panicked and bought puts
GATX long AF
Three weeks ago: “memory trade is crowded, smarty money is rotating” 🤡
Hopefully MSFT finally bottomed
China plans to have 30k+ sats by 2030 and 240k by the mid-2030s. People said the same before about Tesla not having competition, today BYD alone sells more BEVs every year.
whatchu mean
who else got Freddie Krogered trying to catch that falling knife?!?
Oof get out of there
MU to 2k confirmed today
Where is my game of thrones house of dragons season 3 at I need something new to watch 🥲🐉
What did you start with and what were some of the earlier trades? You going all in every time? You’ve shown us nothing
I can't decide between poolside or Kentucky bluegrass
Sent it to me \n\nAnd no, I am not joking.
Well that was fun - going to head over to r/depression now.
All indicators pointing to it, 500+ end of next week
Your wife is coming late from work because she wants to spend more time with her work husband
Im up 1.8% today and i was up yesterday. Literally hit new ath on my account
monday is a very good time to buy MU, WDC, DRAM, SOXL, AVGO if market dips
Hit $173 today and struggling. That break even price/date doesn't look good. Maybe just keep that phone turned off indefinitely?
Yup, they're called us treasury bills.
you are completely and utterly cooked
"New"
I swear I had a dream like this once. Déjà vu.
I still need it to pump to get out but looks like I just gotta accept the loss
REFINANCE WHERE, MICHAEL?
I have shares but I hope it crashes just so you lose your entire life's savings. I'll take the hit
congrats keep it up 🚀
canada market is open, time to make some monopoly money
Insider trading?
Buy high sell low is the motto get rekt king 🙌
# Bers hopin for Israel to bomb innocent Iranians now, just pathetic! LMAO🤌
The stock is down 40% YTD and you're now predicting it'll go up 100% in the next 30 days. What's your thesis other than "The share price is a low number."
I sold my 175p today for a win. We are not the same
Disagree. I feel seen.
Headlines for mrvl is still that Jensen named it the next 1T stock and literally never about what they do or anything
Its lowest today is $172 and you bought it at $187? You deserve to be here
Bruh 😭
It will dump like AVGO and it will be a god red candle. Have you guys learned anything from the earnings season so far?!
Whatever happened to grandma inheritance INTC guy? Did he win?
It’s on the website
It’s a 2.4T market cap..
Prepare for 5 years brother
Is SOXX better than SMH?
Yeah bro totally hidden gem no one's heard of tsm
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OPEN THE FUCKIN' CASINO, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
literally only holding space and drones over the long weekend. that’s what you do when you’re a bit ‘special’
I present to you.... The target audience of the SPCX IPO!
If I had it as a paid holiday I wouldn’t be salty. It wasn’t relevant until 2020 and you know it.
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But not better than both
For me to finally sell
Wow betting 75k just like that. Please STOP right now
THEY KEEP BUYING
Last long weekend started with people dooming about it, claiming this was the last chance to sell\n\nMarket open came and stuck massive green dildos in bers everywhere\n\nHistory will repeat itself 😌
WHY DO GEV and BE GO?!?! FOMO!!!
I like to have diversified portfolio so I suggest \n\n\- micron \n\- Marvell \n\- Hynix \n\- SanDisk
He drinks his own milkshake\n\nHe drinks it up
Monday is going to be so fucking green
😳
I cannot see how ON is trading at this price but I won’t complain I just can’t see it being stable here
Nope
Bought some
man....
Me pulling my hair when im down $1-2k. How to be you and be so calm.
I got distracted again and realized I hadn't placed an order for NBI3. I feel like I missed out on tens of thousands of dollars..
If you have options open and click on the header that says options, and there will be a screen with realized profits and losses
Give them to me?
Thanks, I hate it.
Who's gonna tell bro he's gonna lose it all 😭😭
They used all the ipo money to buy cursor ai lol
Lmao 😂😂
That was a huge, institutional EOD buy there at the end. Big things coming my friend
Yes bro mine did! Didn't make sense but was so glad😂😂
very strong conviction, especially over a long weekend
Is mrvl shares the opposite of mrvl rivals?
more tech yes pls more tech mm so good pump more tech
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If i were you I would take it out of your account, get it in $1 bills, then burn it. At least that way you'd get heat while losing money.
I feel like people still don‘t have $TSM on their radar. Up 7% again today
Sorry guys, it is me again. Bought 100 shares at $209 2 days ago. With current pace, Elon may not even be a trillionaire next week.
Bring Clippy back, that shit will MOON
Some of it went to debt for Twitter 😭
I suggest you not buy options ever again
Pricing in world peace I see
MU still cheap
Sold when it popped almost had a heart attack
Caption: "Tuesday SPCX buyers"
You won't remain a virgin forever \n\nProbably
Did anyone else scoop up those cheap MU $1500 calls at close?
Wow! That was some way to lose on SPCX lol
OP gives the remaining to me?
Poor bears. Can’t catch a break.
People who sold at 725 a week ago...are going to be so back at 760 next week
Is that meant for me? When did I say anything about instruments / derivatives? \n\nThink you meant that for someone else?
# I hate 🍈, but i hate bers more. Therefore i hope bers r fked. The enemy of my enemy is my enemilies. LMAO🤌
Momentum is a MF
Stocks up oil down. Till hell breaks loose during the weekend
50% vbr 50% rddt
3 days of continuous meat beating
The word itself is hilarious Juneteenth lol
why’d they have to pull that BS at close…. i mean i made money but i was up a lot more before that
Very low possibility of this happening at least in the next couple of years. Elon merged his money sink of an AI company with SpaceX and it’s been operating at a steep loss since then. And no one foresees that to stop anytime soon with the current AI race. \n\nThe space division of spaceX has had plenty of profitable years where they could have met the requirements of sp500 I believe. But since merging with the AI side I wouldn’t believe they will hit this anytime soon. \n\nYou can’t just stop investing in AI for 4 quarters to meet this requirement and then still be a competitor in that space. Also doing so in the first place would likely tank the stock price. \n\nAnd you can’t really fudge these numbers. That gets you turbo fucked.
Hey there- you have so much more to experience in life. This is just a cross roads and from here hopefully you make different financial decisions. But this is a bump in the road and you have so much more to give you, your parents and the world! Life is definitely not over for you. 🙏🏽
Genuiely would love to know how you go about doing 0dte trading options. It just looks like gambling to me but there has to be a game plan to this.
New York threw a parade for my QQQ calls?\n\nNice!
Hi Katie Stockton 😊 ☺️ 🤗 💕
alright alright, where is the loss and gain porn from AI trading for you regards?!
To piss people off who didn’t jump in
$intc earnings play
This is an incredible chart of the economy. Thanks for posting.
Selling 70% right before earnings and buying back if it dips
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I am all in.
Can believe it's fell this far. Seeing it run up to 450 i though 412 wasn't a bad price. Google and Amazon has held up way better.
\>>Wall Street is severely underestimating the absolute chokehold Micron has on AI hardware right now. \n\nAnd you living in your Mom's basement think that you know better those guys? Get the F out of here.
This is a forum for degenerates but xan we please not go this low?
bibi will find a way to fuck this up by monday
this is disgusting and i'm downvoting it, good job tho
That MRVL candle freaked out AH lol
Haha
Destroy some puts at the bell
mm keep buying afterhours lmao
LMFAO I said the same thing
What are some good volatility ETFs?
The only high is all time high!
I mean sure, but by and large that hasn’t happened. Most shares are still locked up, the only thing currently trading are IPO shares, like 5% of total SpaceX shares. The true regards will be those holding shares when the lockup period expires
😭😭😭😭😭
It’s up 5% today. Believe it or not, stocks can go up without catalysts, they can even go back to levels they were trading at two weeks ago
top is in
it was cover art lauch not a trailer or teaser.
u can donate them to me
COOL! Enjoy that shit
"How do you know I trade meme coins"
Great summary
Like the earnings weren’t priced in 3000 years ago
wtf was the point of that spcx pump
Bro fr
WDC to $1000\n\nIt has been destined
holy MRVL took a massive dump
The dips you saw in the rest of the space sector whenever SpaceX moved were huge.\n\nNow they’re getting smaller and smaller.\n\nI mean, earlier in the week when SpaceX showed the first signs of a drawdown after its +55% IPO pop, space stocks started dipping by double digits because SpaceX dipped by like 5%.\n\nNow, we saw SpaceX down by 10% at market open and surprisingly, only ASTS followed suit with -10%. PL, RDW, LUNR, and RKLB only dipped by about 5%.\n\nSurprised and happy to see the rest of the space sector making smaller swings due to SpaceX idiocy.\n\nSpace comeback quicker than we may have thought.
wait the nuts shrank
Israel you are the only one who is willing to cause shit and jeopardize all the good news that’s going to flood the market this weekend. Don’t fucking do it
ok I'm wrong i said 2230 on monday morning it's headed there AH today
Have you not read any tech news in the last six months?
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Welcome to the club
AVGO hopefully starting a run.
You shoulda kept it to yourself.
Sounds like a CAVA DD
MRVL drop was dirty. Not worried about calls for next week though.
How many shares were dumped in that big red candle on mrvl?
that one dude with his retirement on spcx. rip
SPCH were printing for me today. It's 2x INVERTED Spcx ETF
Full ported 2x MSFT shares for the Canadian market bounce tomorrow while US is closed
wtf do I do at work tomorrow with the market closed?
Where’s the regard who full ported SPCX in Roth 😭🤣
Happy black freedom day take tomorrow off
So is MU shush
Jesus I hope so
you get 3 days off this week!
🤣🫵
Worlds first trillionaire
Treat it as a meme stock
Tomorrow stock markets closed because of new GTA6 trailer?
Open the casino I need to lose more
I managed to lose money on both calls and puts
nbis gonna pump monday or get cucked again
Exactly, that’s why he can do shit and market can’t react
How people like you get the money in the first place is inspiring af
Not sure if rigged market or demented investors
AH volume is always cancer 🫨
so fucking bullish right now, u think spy will just remain at around 800 eoy or higher?
I have two MSFT puts way out of the money, waiting for Monday to roll around. Only bought them at 21USD each, so who knows if a big drop will manifest 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/ntce1yg8m38h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbc65d5ec2c75ca696ca456a8db40509f3bf1594\n\n \nSlightly different here because I sold some and then I purchased some later on after the initial purchase
Yall remember when 🥭 flew out to meet with Putin to stop the war? 🤣🤣\n\nMaybe we get a round 2 to keep this this going. 🚀🚀
The market doesn’t care
I’m up 119% this week on ODTEs only, now I’m gonna go knock on my wood just to be safe. Getting rid of PDT and being in a limited margin account fuckin rules (so far)
I don’t believe that shit I know. Probably won’t happen in his lifetime though. The company will live on
I managed to lose money today.
Institutional investors only influx the buys biweekly 🥴
Godspeed
I think I need to open a SNDK position
Elon fan boys pretty much
Next week spcx is going downhill. We all see that big rejection on 189
Positions or ban
Warsh’s special task force conclusion this weekend:\n\n**“There is no rate hike in** **~~Ba-Sing-Se~~** **U-S-A”**
OpEx was disgusting those giant red candles at close. Can we see giant green shrek cocks for the next one please
Guess who doesn't want them to have it and is considering their options over the weekend?
Spy to the moon Monday morning, yes
Is the casino open tmrw?
2DG, RPI, AMPX, RKLB, ASTS
😥 Puts were way under priced. Calls were way over priced.
If you want something done right...
Don’t post AI slop, moderators can be easily offended/Butthurt!
market is closed?
Turning the reflecting pool into an algae swamp because the no-bid contractor obviously used the wrong cheap paint is a market top indicator.
2 things to fantasise about. well done!
shit stock
Ready for my most profitable day all week tomorrow 🤑🤑
No
The memory sector is booming with AI capacity requirements but it won’t be forever this rise occurs
Made $250k on roulette. They say it’s gambling🤷‍♂️
Probably just the long weekend. You cant make money in 24/7 markets when your money is locked over weekend.
To be fair it's very shitty, but I can see it eventually rebounding like AMD and GOOGL did after eating shit for 1 year straight. MSFT went all in on SaaS and their shitty AI, now they're spending money to incorporate Claude. Market doesn't like them basically doing nothing after a whole year, there's also OpenAI losing the entire monopoly to Claude. MSFT NEEDS to find something, GOOGL only went up because they went all in on TPU to get a market share of being the shovel makers of AI
Something is happening this weekend. Donald was way too obvious in his pump attempts
My brothers in NFLX our time is near 🙏
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But but it did it before…why won’t it do it again
see I step away from my laptop and all hell breaks loose
St. Floyd’s day. Basically a Covid era holiday. At least in capitalism’s eyes
Scared for tomorrow, when market isn’t keeping Mango man in check
Congrats. New ATL for me. This is what happens my entire portfolio is space stocks
Guess i'm in cash, Netflix didn't drop to $75
This guy for SEC chairman
Big corps like Google, Apple, Amazon, Nvidia have orders for the next 3+ years and their all sold out. Factories pumping out chips 24/7
Ew bro
Bought some AAOI, lets see how it turns out on monday
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Bought three
I ll take anything, this pump at the end seems optimistic
If anybody bought shares of SPACEX today, did you order inexplicably fill at 167.50 ?
But does Bibi want 300b for Iran?
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is there any news for its dump?
Options on as much FUBU
Hey, thanks for posting all your positions…
Its not much but its honest work
Well that's lovely
Can someone explain this hilarious meme please. ChatGPT doesn’t really give a good answer. 😂
imagine holding Spacex because you believe Elmo is going to build a self sustainable city on Mars. LMFAO
my butt
I can now say I’m closer to wealth to the second richest man than the second richest man is to the first.
I can't believe I bought Microsoft the weekend before this jackass restarts the war
what’s a cockout day? wtf?
Starting to think maybe I did make a mistake selling some SPCX puts LMAO
Repeat
Strait of Hummus is reopening tomorrow.\n\nCalls on chickpeas.\n\nCalls on more MSFT bagholders.
“Alexa, play it wasn’t me by Shaggy”
is there any news for its dump?
‏לא, זה גויים דרך
New ATH for me today.🥳
They tried to rug INTC with MRVL.
Many such cases
Commemorates the end of slavery. As you can see, still a lot of white people mad about it
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I only bet on companies whose P/E ratio is a divide by zero error
Just give it to me bro before you lose the rest of it
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You can make that back in an hour door dashing lol
haha i do all of my trading in my retirement accounts too, its like a tax cheat code lol
you guys shoulda seen me in the last 10 mins wheelin and dealin, wearing out the buttons on the robinhood app across 10 dif stocks 😎 \n\nended -$753 on the day 😎
!remindme 2 weeks
Waiting for the day when my options look like this.... Damn share some tips... here or in DM... I would be grateful..
Just wake out of a coma?
Long missiles
Anyone can put fake holdings in the Yahoo app, post the broker screenshot
How did that work out for you?
S&P 8,000 next week
Jesus Sandick still going up bigly AH
Why do they need so much money?
The market is closed June 19, so I guess I Can't lose money. At least on this. There is World Cup matches to bet on, just not Wall Street bets.
Fuck that trade. I’ll Sit in cash before I stew in that mess
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🏆
You know what sub you're in?
Lmao he bought almost at the peak. What an idiot
eeeeeYuck
That would actually be insane
Why are memory stocks hot? How do chat bots rely on it?
There's this substance that makes your nose really itchy and your body all twtichy, and now all the employees developed the same habit as Leon... IPO $ went to that.
Ketamine and ai girlfriends
Do u think it’s worth it at the current price - the stock. I believe it will double in the upcoming month. Nice swing trade
It's okay I just bought some more after close.
Iran's delegation to the nuclear talks has been suspended following Israeli strikes in southern Lebanon, per Al Mayadeen. Tehran reportedly warned Washington that Lebanon remains central to any continuation of negotiations.\n\n
Wrong, currently at $185
so will my 750s 🤑
Dang SPY call or put for the weekend hmmm this deal really seems like a coin flip lol
At this rate I'm just gonna fomo in
I went down from 70 left to fuckin 20 no the fuck I didn't
Priced in and some. Micron is currently the 13th most valuable company in the world.
She said she wanted to suck a fart out of my ass and hold it in like a bong rip. Kinda scared, kinda disturbed, kinda impressed. Gonna go for a walk and ponder this.
I'll take 750.01 Bob
Market is crazy it might push down good stocks more than they deserve.
275 seems low for a full buyout
Lol at spcx being the only thing red
Elon's got a helluva ket habit
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That’s very kind of you brother cheers
SPCX puts worked out. Moving over into INTC puts for 2 weeks out.
National cook out day, and because you had to ask, sadly, you are not invited.
What a stupid market today. Made money flipping calls/puts during the morning and lost half that profit with the last hour bullshittery
next time we will trade will be in summer
Head for the hills. It’s JoVer
Corporate has advised us not to answer for fear of being canceled.
I will tell you afterwards
Same 🙁
This
Amazing finish to an amazing day! I think the whole subreddit made some good dough today! 🤑
Seriously they should be glad they don’t pay an extra tax
I don’t know man. My theory is yesterday market really didn’t like Warsh and oversold everything. And then they are like, but there technically isn’t a hike yet and we have the biggest AI earnings inbound (MU). Time to risk on just in case MU post stellar earnings and guidance!
thats a good lotto.
If ASTS fucking punks me over the weekend I give up
My dog shit SaaSfoilio may never see green again
my 753c expring monday would love this
you guys really are degenerates
MSFT bers thought 😏
you think you are bullish? you are not bullish enough
And you can’t even record them for proof without damaging your camera thanks to giant spinny LIDAR bucket on the roof
Watch lot of gains happening in afterhours.....in next few weeks
Some bs
I believe there was some other short term debt that all of the IPO money goes to cover.
Goodluck waiting for years
We know, buddy. We know...
wait how did you pulll 273k already
It’s a federal holiday
Is that right Nostradamus!
232 lol
Pack it up boys top is in.
freshmen memory guy must be close to million
My cost basis on TSM is 140 😔
Spy 755C for Monday is 30 cents. Lotto?
Why do markets gotta close on holidays bro some of us are addicts
$230 call 3 days out is 100% pure methamphetatard.
Thank You Jensen for AI revolution firs, second, and third derrivatives!
I wonder if the $300 billion we’re giving to Iran will have some DOGE checks for us. I bought a jetski I can’t afford and need my DOGE check or else my family loses everything.
wtf is Juneteeth? 😂 lmaooo. asking for a friend from Europe 🤌🏼
They removed PDT, now remove 401k penalty next. Don't tell me what to do with my money. YOLO.
SOXX and come back in 10 years
Hot potato
Eat shit idiot
How a person with that level of understanding got a hold of 100k??
How do I get rich
72 hours for donny to fuck the deal up and save my port
**POV: You're in a bathroom at a 2011 summer party**\n\n***Party rock anthem playing***
Thinking of selling AMAT to go into AVGO in the short term but idk
A big winning day in the market is better than sex with an alive female human. Or so I would imagine.
The only thing would be if people wake up, decided to stop getting fleeced and withdraw their funds and dont buy 0dte either way any more.\n\nThe only thing propping this market is 401k inflows and stealing options premium from retail.
If I had a pic of a down syndrome person I would of replied with that
Kept looking for a correction to get in on ALAB\n\nfuck me
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Instead of trying to pick those solar companies you name, just go with $TAN ETF.\n\nIt has Enphase, First Solar, Solar Edge and bunch of other solar companies in it. Great sector ETF. And in fact I don't even like ETFs and always go stocks. But $TAN I like.
Lol mrvl will pump like crazy coming week. This was just a shake out. Hope the paper hands panick sold
I FELL FOR THE MU BER TRAP\n\ntranslating...\n\nIM A RETARD WHO HATES MONEY
Gonna go out on a limb here and predict that the market will stay pretty flat tomorrow.
Full ported into $FIG, will be buying $RDDT after few months after I get some cash on hand. \nI think $120 is absolutely golden levels to buy $RDDT at with crazy margin of safety but don't think it will touch that anytime soon or maybe ever. $120-$140 is the ideal buying range for me. \n
Hopefully
Saylor will be tweeting extra hard this weekend lol
Waymo recalls robotaxi fleet\n\nThose things were dangerous lmao
It’s a trillion dollar company retard move on
50:50
If u bought calls on mrvl before close. They are already -80%
Then why the fuck we rally today lol
"Instruments"/"derivatives" lol 😂 always a good laugh when the gamblers put on a suit and take themselves seriously
It's an important and solemn day in recognition of the falling of a great injustice and a great day to look at any injustice we see around today and practice change that comes from a place of human love.
time for CRSR YOLO
Carful what you wish for.
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S&P 500 saw this shit coming a mile away and STILL nearly waived the seasoning requirement for this mega grift.
bitcoin and mstr will crash , there is that
Totally bro. Use margin to double down on the shorts!
Don’t know but I really see it going to 90-100
More fantasy graphs - getting a bit boring now
By paying 1137 per share....
250**
summer is looking very hot baby
yup even though i hate the price i hopped in at the end to ride the korean moon
💀💀💀
Headed out long soxs
And the UK but like who gives a fuck
Anyone see that 3.03% on QQQ?
RDDT please announce a buyout offer from Alphabet at $275, I will ask for nothing more
Memory stock already go back to pump. These Korean don't sleep, do they?
Got Rodketlab at $103. I am going to hold on to those.
SNDK is the real one. That shit totally didn’t even moved it
Alexa play Broccoli by DRAM
It is gambling
What’s the PT
No mercy for Bers
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LOWER WEEKLY HIGHS ON SPY AND QQQ!!!\n\n$12 MILLION IN PUTS DROPPED ON THE QQQ INTO CLOSE!!!\n\nIWM WILL NEVER FAIL TO FAIL EVEN HARDER!!!\n\nREJOICE FOR THE ARRIVING OBLIVION!!!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/f2880xycl38h1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dacfc0722e425a24fd4d1c737ef5c874648d335\n\n
Nobody gaf about Juneteenth smh
Chances this deal isn’t rekt by Israel over the weekend?
You buy shares and then throw your phone in the ocean
Can I see your recent trades?
not cool spcx, not cool
Same
Sometimes you gotta get that load off your mind
Whale institutions selling off 😑
September 18th is next up. Mark your calendar and plan your moves. \n
Triple Witching Dates 2026 | Options Expiration Calendar
Triple witching takes place four times each year and is often accompanied by increased volatility & trading market activity.
(https://optionalpha.com/learn/triple-witching)
rotation outta spacestore sooner than expected
Thinking the same. Iran wants that 300b they gonna be on their best behavior lol
0dte 1000C SPY
that's actually insane
Godspeed regard. I suggest bet soxl on next dip lol
What is legit going to crash markets? Looks like nothing ever will
Lamborghini \n\n\nLike wtf is wrong with you ?
Take a lil nap and wake up to an ATH port. What an amazing country. Happy Juneteenth everyone!
How do I join the MU cult?
can’t wait for NBIS to rip past 300 next week
I lost money today cause I am retarded
incoming 3 boring days
Market is closed, you regard.
I made money today on SPY puts and calls but still feel skanky (but nice!)
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DRAM jumped from 77.6x to 76.9x and now back up to 77.1x\n\nEasy money here still
That’s me after i bought SPCX 0DtE calls
calls hit at the end of the day and rotated into puts the top. 🤞 No way this deal holds up.
MSFT, NVDA ... they are cheap compared to many others.
i got the fk outta there at 320
Marvel CEO said the N word at close?
Lol never. U forgetting about TACOV
SPCX bullish as fuck close. See you at 225 Monday 🕺
Mrvl almost rugged mu too, but mu got that regard strength 💪💪💪
Does Robinhood still have this feature? I can't find it anymore on the app?
Keep going bro, can’t wait to comment “no crying at the casino” in a future post
No moves just thots
This is so bad I can't even figure out which word you are referring too, so many options
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lol that MRVL rug was so coordinated and illegal af.
Their gimmick now is optical in the server replacing many copper components, saving power and increasing bandwidth. Its novel technology that we haven't seen in production yet but Marvell would be the ideal company to assist Nvidia/Amazon/Microsoft with their GPU/asic designs. Google and AMD could be next. Youre welcome.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/oznxCTdzMCo?t=3956
mm pumped before close over a CLOSED market and longer weekend, strong conviction, we are going way higher broskis
Bosses are out, but hr is in. We sell to the government (quite day). Should I day drink since I can't day trade?
How do you identify a triple witching day? Those last 10 minutes were insane.
Mu will hold but mrvl wth was that
And so it begins
Been short micron since $50. I’ll be proven right soon.
this MF out here dropping the filthiest insults on accident lmao
Got a feeling MRAM wants to pump
Sure, but you have to be able to quantify that, and thats the tough part.
gtfo this is wsb
Mrvl shake out lol
Im so fucking tired is this shit….see you fuckers on monday
Dude, that’s the largest 1 minute volume candle I’ve ever seen on any stock. What the fuck was that MRVL?
Crazy bs close to end the day after yesterdays rug pull and a short week, what a fucked up week boys
Well at least I'm having brinner tonight, so that's nice
They buy high and sell low. They're all complaining about how shitty MSFT is, so I think I'll buy that.
Keel will 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
Me
Maybe if you retards didn’t enslave people we would be trading tomorrow
$8000 in the last 5 mins holy shit QNT
Like that shit had ever mattered during the past 3 months
$HOOD to $120+ next week
Can we start a msft bag holder cult yet?
Recent studies also show cost of living in virtually every aspect of life has exponentially grown while income has not. It’s not just a matter of Americans overspending it’s Americans not affording to live. Saving money is freedom and a lot of people don’t have that luxury. Life changing for a lot of people would be 50k deposited directly into a savings account.
MRVL in total chaos
Market being closed on Juneteenth is racist.
put yer fuckin dukes up
if i had puts stonk closed green if i had calls stonk closed red with 100% accuracy today...legendary
Haha because you have zero argument and you don’t know what you have invested in. \n\nI have plenty of investments that are doing great. No need to get rekt messing with Elon’s trash packaged as a space stock.\n\nDo yourself a favour and read the investor docs like you should have in the first place. At the very least get the fuck out of it before mid August. You’re welcome.
It’s gonna open at 700 when the deal blows up
Marvel going cliff jumping into the dark abyss
Bitcoin sure storing value well ain't it? only thing red today, and I'm shorting it
r/valueinvesting is truly bagholders anonymous
Or just play spx options
Dudes who do long form DD be like
no
But you have heard of me.
im only down 11% now lets go
752 i think
Fake holiday weekend.
can’t believe i have to wait 3 days
What's MU and SNDK gonna do now 👀
I got 500 fucking shares of this dogshit stock fuckin kill me
Market close on Juneteenth cause that’s a holiday
MRVL ended the day at open price Lmao 🤣
Wow, this is where I’m at. But it took 5 years to lose. This person did it one day!
😂😂
IT GOES UP AND UP, crazy conviction over the weekends
I don’t know that was crazy
that was some bs close
they got me, ngl
Space X paper hands are furious they sold at 172 today LMAO!!
Get rekt pussy
RKLB getting added to index....expect 130s soon
Guys no worries. You are safe now …. for three days.
So what do we do now for 3 days??
Do you look in the mirror at your own face instead of porn when you jerk it?\n\nCause that's what I imagine someone who calls themself the Tradesman does.
Now THATS how you rugpull a goyim. Gone in a millisecond. If they had moved russel like they did spy and qqq I would be thousands of dollars richer but instead it stopped right above my russell puts. What a coincidence.
Remember markets close tmr get your buys in now
Holding 753 over the weekend hope I don't get cucked
CBRS
i'm 100% this guy, all day in red, losing money every year and i don't talk to anyone just people from here \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ky9jjk8wk38h1.png?width=1135&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2f8796e36be03c16b99554fc66dd963d4e181c1\n\n \n
Is there any better feeling than having your covered calls expire worthless?
Marv what you smoking, crack?
Same for meta. It seems zuck doesn't care if the company goes bankrupt
Yes. Canada too.
How TF did TSLA end green??
Anyone holding spcx calls over the weekend?
hope u regards had a good week
$5k swing from red to green in those last 30 seconds, that was electirc. gosh do i love the casino
I wonder what these threads would have been like if they were around in the pets.com era
So glad I jumped in. These retards in here can hate all they want.
Well that day was boring AF.\n\nMade around $2200 from RKLB when it dipped last Friday, betting on a move from inclusion. Made another $800 on a weekly today from the V.
Oh my puts. 🤭
Dump it I need to over leverage come Monday
Just starting
Iranian?\n\nI wouldn't be surprised if American companies do the rebuilding.\n\nYou ever read John Perkins' books?\n\n"We destroy them and then we give them money to rebuild, but on the condition that our companies do the rebuilding so that the money we gave them comes back to us."\n\n
QS yolo will double it.
If Netanyahu is a good boy this weekend then we'll pump again early next week.
You’re definitely regarded since you can’t even spell pencils
It's a W shape for wetard
MarvGUH
Closed for another 89 hours and 27 minutes. What a fucking joke.
I got TTWO. Made 30 dollars. Feeling rich rn.
Here's your hairnet.
Are asia and europe open tomorrow?
Mike Santoli is such a hater
I was so fucking close to getting TSLA 400 for 0.20 apiece...They were going for 2.3 going into close...
where SPY opening on monday? 750+?
Why though
Schwab sent a notification that my funds wont be settled tomorrow due to Juneteenth and I have to wait till Monday. That is some bullshit.
That must have hurt a lot of people…
wow down a whole 4% today
Happy Pride homo bros
i cant do it, i cant make it 3 days with no casino
That actually would’ve worked out today smh 🤣
If they bought it in the Asian open, they aren't just dumb, they're early 😂😂\n\nParadoxically, if you learn using the Asian market instead of the American, you'll learn faster. \n\n"The pain helps you learn"
Bought more at close. Next week $350
you have the usd increasing in valuation while the spy is pumping. this year looks VERY bullish, market is strong as fuck right now
it’ll dump after hours
I'm the luckiest retard today. I shorted Marvel just before the drop and got out before close.
Just invest in some SMH and SPMO
to buy.
Pretty nuts.
dont have work off tomorrow so just gonna kneel with my fist in the air all day
MSFT bers thought
OP posting selfies in the casino lol
Let's hear it for our MSFT gang. Their patience has been rewarded today.
MRVL 108 million volume final candle 🫪
It’s over, sell now
How very exciting
**MSFT Bag Holders Anonymous - Weekend Check-In**\n\nCurrent Price: **$379.71**\n\n1 Week Ago: $390.34 ➔ $379.71 (-2.72%)\n\n1 Month Ago: $422.62 ➔ $379.71 (-10.15%)\n\n3 Months Ago: $390.94 ➔ $379.71 (-2.87%)\n\n6 Months Ago: $481.83 ➔ $379.71 (-21.19%)\n\nYTD: $470.84 ➔ $379.71 (-19.35%)\n\n1 Year Ago: $476.43 ➔ $379.71 (-20.30%)\n\n*"Two days of slightly less catastrophic losses and I'm starting to feel things again. This is the disease. Have a good weekend fellow bag holders, Satya is not thinking about us." -* Regard
😔
We'll be tired of winning!
LUNR leaps on Monday, missed it today
5 years ago I chose QCOM over AVGO for my thousands because it offered 3x the dividend which I thought would matter in the long run. Boy was I wrong!
cannot keep TSLA down
I don’t understand if this is a joke or not
Gae bear spotted
10x leverage on MU AND WDC holding over the wknd
What do you mean almost.... it closed green, this is a huge day for msft bag holders like me
So they are still in the hole for the money Xai burns
wtf is that chart lmao
Well, almost all in SIVEF and SLS shares, calls and leaps. Concentration breeds wealth and I breed my gym sock.
Volume was way low