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| Just the way we like it. |
| As stated in the other thread, I feel the play here is calls that extend at least to July 17 to capture the rise in buy volume from its inclusion in the Nasdaq 100 and FTSE Russel indices. Very short term, but I don't want to miss out on that institutional buy volume a la Sandisk when it got included in April. |
| For what reason??? Are you a crack smoker? Be honest… |
| In two weeks the regards will either be broke or moderately richer, no in between with this |
| Way |
| Don't be a midcurve |
| This is the moment Walter White became Heisenberg |
| So AI is too expensive for META and MSFT but semis and memory keep going up? |
| Palps had a death star.\n\nThis guy a few rockets.\n |
| THIS...always |
| Bers eating Ramen tonight |
| I can’t believe I lost money today |
| ...longer than my dick can stay hard |
| Mayne in yhe 1990'a the IPO started out at a reasonable target? Spacex is so insanely overvaleud at this price point... |
| Elections? That much he could make a military that would rival most countries. |
| Yeah being up 20% on day 1 sucks |
| Is no one on a real broker?\n\n |
| See you guys in a week! |
| Honestly it feels like this is the answer these days. |
| I bought some just to jinx SpaceX. It will be in ground in no time now. |
| 😂😂😂 hahaha too true great joke good sir! Just take all my updoots! Reddit on!!!!!!! |
| Robinhood has changed over the last month re: best execution. It went from shit to great. Not saying anything about the stock, but credit to the business where it's due. |
| this will be rivian 2 |
| > He also has to meet certain physical performance obligations, like number of cars delivered, robots delivered, FSD subscriptions sold, etc., so just combining the companies isn't enough.\n\nThe extent to which he owns the board, he can basically change the milestones as he sees fit. |
| Trading is a zero sum game.. |
| Never go full regard |
| 2020:\n\n"Dumb tesla bag holders" |
| ..who is their competetor ?\n\nkelloggs has competition.. |
| They will release the UFO/aliens files and say we have space lasers to fight aliens and Space X is the only way we can get up there. Massive resources will be pooled to combat the alien threat. SpaceX shares to the literal moon. Why? Because I didn’t buy any shares. |
| Guys I thought MRVL to 1T 😔 |
| This is us |
| I cleared it up so you can see the cring\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6hiplmrl6x6h1.png?width=882&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd2701b221beb4d38b3711f4699d791a038f754a |
| Yall had one job... |
| Congrats to my best friend Elon |
| Canada should have won it |
| Up 102% this week☺️ Down 92% all time🤡🔫 |
| Company without profit and cashflow is valued among top 5 profitable companies in the world. It can go up to 6 trillion, I am not buying because the last one holding before it bursts will have some great generational bags to carry |
| it's IVF, he's not actually having sex |
| I mean Grok is by far the best model for me when it comes to research. \n\nIt is true that TAM figures were crazy even for an Elon company. It is like me starting a water company and saying my TAM is 100 trillion, because some day there could be 100 billion people all buying my water. |
| eat the rich |
| So what? The compromise is to mix em. |
| Plot of many romance movies. Cheating and otherwise illicit relations working out in the end are a common theme in romance movies. \n\nI dunno what to do with that info. |
| SpaceX has about the same revenue as Kellogg's |
| 🇨🇦 - 🇧🇦 — ends in a draw. |
| This |
| ye, didnt look like top today |
| Antiwork "nobody should be a trillionaire" I don't wanna work though meeeeh |
| forever. |
| actually if you bought spcx the moment retail traders could buy this today you're down 4.16%.... |
| Is that a NYC sewer rat you know whew reference? |
| Damn….im starting to feel a lot better about my 66% allocation of my ask. |
| I’ve been selling my RKLB shares but the NASDAQ 100 inclusion is super bullish and kind of got lost in the noise today |
| I would start a win a car sweepstakes with that money giving away 100 cars at random each day. |
| $NOK next week will rip 🚀🚀 |
| WSB is going to hate me for saying this but the guys saying “Noooo, the valuation” are full regards and not normies. Maybe they are Reddit normal IQ at best. \n\nIPOs are *always* \nsuper overpriced. SPCX is not that different from what has been happening for over a decade. And many turned out fine after 10 years! |
| Really hope OPEN pumps around that time the way SPCE did. I'm a retard and already bought calls weeks ago for the end of the year. |
| AMZN |
| …as long as I can remain retarded? |
| Nasa etf and all the shit space stocks with it |
| Currently, all artificial intelligence models only excel in a single discipline, requiring humans to provide the pump using comprehensive interdisciplinary skills. |
| when they become available |
| Long term? Good bet. I’m just overly bearish on the market based on consumer data and from my experience, ipos and other launches with this much hype sometimes mark a top. \n\nSo I’m waiting in my entry. But good luck, if I’m wrong I’m wrong. |
| Ikr! So cool! $200 at open 🚀 |
| condors on tesla today woulda been a 5 bagger, that's how much of a SCAM today was |
| Thing |
| 137 |
| That’s it? |
| Rent free |
| Username checks out. |
| Spaced employees hold about 17% of spacex while the float is 4%, surely it won't be good when people wanna cash out |
| Reddit pretty unanimously said it would tank day 1 and here we are. \n\nMost of Reddit has Elon living rent free in their head. Most of the rest think the market is rational and stock price must be tied to fundamentals. Neither of those things matter for this stock as every boomer buys it up. |
| I hope you lose everything. |
| elon has like 900b, google has 200b, ohio teachers pension fund has 200b, those are some big ones |
| here we go.... |
| https://preview.redd.it/e21y0kfb6x6h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff8316be7eb9a698a18a37ea3bcd4dcafcb1210a |
| When do I buy puts on spcx |
| Did you pull it off? |
| Immigrants taking American jabs! |
| He no trillionaire. |
| Bankrupt |
| The |
| 401k buys? |
| They'll probably flag your accounts for buying puts the same was they're doing to selling shares early |
| Davey Havoks gayer cousin |
| Calls, since my other personality said puts. |
| TIL I am a boomer. I am just here for the memes. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8vprn2h96x6h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20f37283aa64393b3d1d17737aa7c563d2e4c3ce |
| Shame it stayed below 2.2T. Go big or go home I guess. |
| Stop with this AI slop |
| mods please crack down on this trash ai graphs |
| How do I make my etfs avoid spacex? |
| Please god |
| Fucking AI slop |
| He doesn't struggle to get laid, he struggles to get anyone off, including himself. |
| WHAT? |
| Shit's been on the market for one day and here's Dunning-Kruger Capital to tell you he's above the bell curve. |
| Chat real talk do we sneak into the cinema or pay 🧐 |
| You morons learned nothing from 2008. Musk doesn't pose a systemic risk to the economy. |
| will be wild |
| So is "rats", but that's for later time. |
| Nasa etf is a fucking piece of shit, ruined my returns from yesterdays positions. Absolute fucking joke of an investment respective to the market. |
| It’s on the website |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| im gonna short it |
| How bad are u down on these futures |
| So many tickers dumped when the spacex trading started, pretty sure the capital came from other stocks |
| Look, I´ve been bashing Elon quite a lot and I´d argue with good reason. But I have got a list of companies to avoid at all costs and the only name on it is Comcast.\n\nIf you want a real comparison take Gilat Satellites. |
| Closed end fund holding several pre IPO companies like SpaceX open Ai and Anthropic. \n\nSold off along with other space stocks today, but even worse hit |
| M00rkit followed the fundamentals today. Meaning it fucked all my 0dtes indiscriminately |
| You say that but look at the employees of Nvidia, Valve, etc. literally millionaires still doing their 9-5.\n\nPeople like money. A LOT. \n\nAlso if you're a space enthusiast, which most employees are, there is no better company to be involved with. The only other option is taking significant pay cuts and being years behind to work at a smaller rocket company to have more input. |
| I think those are the only "bullets" Elon had ever played with... |
| It’s really not that impressive lol. We already have enough space junk potentially blocking us from ever actually leaving the plane, we don’t need anymore. Stop launching shit up there. SpaceX isn’t a profitable company, they don’t actually do anything lol. Suppose Elon gets you to mars, then what? Do you know how long it would take for shipping shit from space to earth to be actually profitable? You’re buying into a crazy man’s pyramid scheme. He’s milking you bro. |
| This is wallstreetbets |
| Worked there for years. No quants are actually trading. They generally build and improve models |
| Better question, do you have the diamond hands to hold after the 50-day sell off? Today was not your last chance to buy and if you wait, you’ll be able to buy at a better price. |
| How the fuck did ya'll forget Tesla already? Dumbest fucking company in the world selling at 400+ PE, yet everyone still bought it. There's no investment in it, or here (Space X) but there's absolutely a trade. |
| Is |
| What systemic risk does Musk failing post to the economy? I swear you retards didn't actually learn anything from 2008. |
| a brilliant move in a theatre full of degens. my kinda trade. well played |
| sydney sweeney |
| Def possible |
| You're gonna end up paying Iran 250 billion lmao. How the fuck can a society accept such utter incompetence? |
| Hold your breath and count to ten |
| sex robots in space... |
| I didn’t realize we were in competition with the bees |
| Twas a bit of advice that stocks generally don't pick one direction to go in and just go that way forever, but y'know what I take it back you should full port into it |
| You bought virgin galactic not space x 🤦♂️\nhttps://x.com/NoLimitGains/status/2065481759219679697 |
| I’m curious. If only $75 billion of stock was issued today, what fills the remaining $2.125 trillion? |
| wowzers where can i sign up for your course? i want to tell my boss to kiss my bum! |
| SPCE under 3 next week? what do you think guys? |
| I bought a bunch of cheap ROKU $130 Jun 18 PUTs because wtf is this random rumor of them in talks about a sale? The buyer isn't even named. Seems sus. |
| By be like Tesla you mean Elon will borrow money against his shares to pump the stock even higher buying with borrowed money? He had to make this merger and IPO to pay his debt, IMO. |
| Ur right hand loves u back |
| The audacity |
| Micron might be flat until earnings tbh |
| The hedge funds that bought up ~70% of the float WILL be selling off the day before inclusion. I'm saying that it will all be bought back by retail, inside investors, and probably the same hedge funds by Q2 earnings.\n\nI had a type in my last reply, meant "in between" not " in very" |
| He has a village of kids, I'm not too sure he's struggling there. |
| bro prob going to make up sum shit to pump it |
| yeah options start trading tuesday like the title says |
| Yikes |
| It's not reddit, it's the gey mods who want to fap to your losses alone |
| 2 years $14 |
| It's not AI, it is magic!\n\nMagic doesn't follow logic nor physical laws!\n\nThis is why you will never get a golden parachute.\n\n**turns around**\n\nSee you later filthy peasants! |
| Prolly the toughest dude on here |
| Oh look, it's bono's brother. |
| It's a meme stock, but then again so is the entire fucking USA |
| no because in the short term there is no logic to price action\n\ncould a super computer beat you in calling coin flips? probably not |
| so under the hood:\n\n\n\n\- it's a profitable satellite internet service provider \n\n\- with another division that leases compute to others but still not only loses money but arguably has the worst of the AI models that consistently goes full blown racist and they can't seem to fix it (it's so bad, their own engineers don't even use it for tasks and instead use other AI models)\n\n\- whose other division offers commercial launch services to the US Government, also at a loss\n\n\--> with a CEO who said in the prospectus they have a TAM greater than the GDP of the united states and will be building cities on other planets |
| This |
| Here's to hoping part two of this prediction doesn't come true:\n https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/u9KR0rfHGR |
| Next time when studying for something you do it with 100$ and try things, not 15k. \nOr just listen to the real study material that says get an ETF and let it sit |
| It's not Reddit. It's just this sub |
| Yes, that’s exactly it, I should have specified that. Absurd fee too |
| Or mining asteroids flying through space like in the movies 🤡 or wait, ... to build a place to live on Mars that takes 3yrs to get there and is just an empty desert rock 💀 |
| kind of glad that we did not have a euphoric market today. means we can go slowly up, bullish year ahead still. |
| What’s the price of puts going to be |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1u2uqpp/comment/or23xfy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button |
| I'm sure Elon can spare me a mill or two if i beg enough |
| Honestly it's the norm that whenever Indexes start to get toward the 200 there's always a tweet.\n\nIf you do Calls, I really think you could hit some bangers on anticipating that, but just be sure to sell all or only leave disposable runners on the first candle.🤑🤑🤑 |
| This is Patrick |
| The same people that said RDDT would flop said SPCX would flop, shocker. |
| I don’t care. There are thousands of stocks. |
| I dropped hard in the out of hours trading. \nI was up 50%, had a stop loss at 40% - couldn’t sell until it opened, made 6/7 %\n\nGood fun |
| https://preview.redd.it/1g2vc48o5x6h1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8081769a56884a6d396b35e508cbfe0926160e28\n\n |
| How retarded does Reddit think I am to connect my brokerage to their shitty app |
| Canada is a dying country, bro. Low labour productivity and no balls to exploit natural resources. \nDon’t make the same mistake again. It’ll cost you every time. |
| Idk |
| On to the next pump openAI and anthropic ipo |
| Here’s a question, if this IPO sucked in hundreds of billions, and the rest of the market kept rising (albeit slowly) alongside it, where TF did all of this liquidity just come from? |
| Tu madre |
| I don’t know, could be weeks or months.. it rises and fall as pretty fast. Lots of catalysts still pending. |
| and then links to a thread from 2021 |
| This meme describes the discourse around the SpaceX IPO perfectly. |
| The Q fucked me well today |
| The common Reddit “iNvEStor” |
| alr time to buy 6/16 $200 calls |
| wut? so the person you sold to still exercised even tho it expired worthless? |
| They design the algos dude |
| With the dudes who bought roku instead of space x |
| Show us your gain today, our special little wsb quant. |
| Dude, I resemble that remark |
| Tesla has defied gravity far longer then I’d care to admit \n\nSo , « to infinity and beyond « |
| MU and NBIS. Spx puts if we bleed out. It’ll pop right back up. |
| Elon Musk should at least give free access to Grok to SpaceX investors so if they become bag holders they can get free emotional support. |
| I bought 1 share. This could have meme potential like TSLA. |
| Pinche torta |
| Leg |
| I love that I can trade stocks over the weekend on HyperLiquid now. |
| Elon is not a cunt tho, that’s a low IQ take. |
| Microsoft was .1% green and the after market algos took that personally |
| Lol, I'm trying to remember vocabulary from High School Spanish 30 years ago. I catch a few words. |
| You have my vote Bob. |
| insane numbers |
| Emperor Palpatine level of wealth |
| This is the Way. |
| I don’t think this peace deal is real. Oil would’ve dumped. Xle recovered some. Oxy, I’m sure the whole port of USA oil did. Fertilizer moved back up |
| yeah but you're assuming that everyone here isn't regarded so its going to go up |
| No. You quit thinking about people thinking about people’s dicks. |
| wait so where’s the bubble hidng here |
| With a 2T+ ipo my guess is in 10 years spacex will be worth the entirety of the US GDP and we will put Elon Musk on our spacex dollars. |
| Bad entry and exits i guess. I didn't know SPY was gonna zig-zag like that. |
| 1/1 |
| Why not Mr. X from Resident Evil 2? |
| I wish I was the welder, Juan Hernandez |
| If you think about it, why does Jane street need all these smart math dudes? Shouldn't a super computer with enough info and capital be able to out trade most poors by just pure calculation prowess? |
| Elon is going to take all of his money and move to Argentina, prob marry Peter Thiel. They will have a gay love child and go off to Mars. \n\nThe world will then thrive and earth will be happy again. |
| R/investing is boomers jerking it to their 8% average spy return or 3% bond return, because "you're not going to be the next Warren Buffett".\n\n\nWSB is full sending calls on random tickers. |
| you know what...fair enough haha |
| Flat in 5 years, calling it. |
| 100% |
| 0 after the pendulum swings back and he gets tarred and feathered. |
| Theoretically, can’t we collectively buy the entire float, then force Nasdaq index holders like boomers to buy at whatever price we dictate? |
| I’d like to see AI replace Adobe, Salesforce, Figma, and ServiceNow. Just as I like to see those vaporware datacenters in space and robotaxis. |
| people will.. but only like 200 people.. \n\nthen, your kinda out of customers |
| Yep. I expect a collapse in price in the mid to long term. It'll be included in the Nasdaq 100 in 15 trading days, in which case index buyers will probably inflate demand dramatically for a short time. |
| This is something |
| This is Sunday Night PrimeTime Football |
| I just hope it hits $200 in a couple months so I can sell. |
| I am an 87 year old grandma.... |
| make money in the morning close app do not open app again until the next morning repeat |
| bought a put option on spxw that expired worthless at close. now i got an settlement pending for monday. i belong here. inc -700,000 post |
| damn thats crazy bro |
| This is Sparta! |
| We found the person with the lowest IQ |
| I got 42% of my request. |
| This is something expected |
| > UAE paid Iran $3B, agreed to release $10B more to halt attacks - Reuters |
| Where the tortas at? |
| JFC man why not me? I literally have 1000’s of open contracts and stock positions. Not one of mine do anything even remotely like this |
| Let me put my dick in it and see |
| Krx:003550 |
| The market can remain irrational... |
| With or without a stubborn inflation? |
| It has to be a weird feeling being worth $1 trillion and still not being able to get laid. |
| Not losing money is making money in my book |
| Buy LG got it |
| Dunning-Kruger…the people who “know” what they’re doing really don’t and are too regarded to realize |
| This is the climax |
| Are you saying a stock is a reflection of a company's growth. Because there is no way that you are that dumb. |
| I think Colas was comparing the move to average IPO first day moves in the 1990s... Meaning if people keep claiming we are in 1999 and this thing is gonna pop at any second, what would a comparable blow-off top IPO look like for SPCX: [https://substack.com/@thecalllog/note/c-275251284?r=5vtmle&utm\_source=notes-share-action&utm\_medium=web](https://substack.com/@thecalllog/note/c-275251284?r=5vtmle&utm_source=notes-share-action&utm_medium=web) |
| Bought calls today, curious to see how it moves. And also wondering if people will just ditch rklb asts Lunr etc for spacex. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3lfwdao45x6h1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=bdf9b1365ae50eedd9ffa7465ebff91c033be7b1\n\nYou win the internet this evening. Thank you |
| DATA CENTERS IN SPACEEEEEE...\n\nYea, fucking right. I'll take the under on that. |
| Weird pic of LeBron James. |
| Few biggest things that may cause a huge downfall for SPCX (IMO):\n\n\- Failure/s during SpaceX rocket launch \n\- Health scare/issues for Elon (I wish him best health) \n\- China inventions |
| We were drawing this in 1999 too. |
| It just feels like a lot to even double your money. They are going to dilute it do they can get money to do stuff. |
| Socialism for the dragons, share cropping for the commoners - where are the dragon slayers? Those are a fantasy. Always have been. |
| He's more regarded than we initially thought |
| this is the middle |
| Bears in shambles |
| they're grasping at anything to keep the pump going |
| This is the nothing |
| Sure to 6 trillion where it will become world's biggest company on day 1 |
| DOCU calls\n\nPeace deal will be done with virtual signatures |
| counterstrikeflashbang.mp3 |
| 50/50 |
| Will be like tsla, might somehow hold but there's no meaningful upside at this valuation.\n\nIts not software, demand won't just grow overnight at the same pace as let's say openai/anthropic/etc. |
| Me too. Good Spanish practice I \nGuess. Fox had to take all the English speaking broadcasts. That’s kinda wild. |
| Yea. No way his companies will be successful |
| They made rockets that can land back on the launch pad and have done it successfully 100s of times and satellites that supply service to millions of people. That is definitely not “literally nothing”… it’s some of the most technologically advanced things ever created by humans! |
| Congrats.. and FUCK you |
| So two companies that don’t make a profit but are worth trillions some how |
| This is the beginning |
| You know it and i don't know it but i will certainly mid curve it, make nothing and watch price bleed lower over the next 14 months |
| hold on let me get my crystal ball |
| If I knew I would have bought today with borrowed money. Keep the bags you filthy poor/rich |
| cause he wouldnt try to fool everyone 40 times..... just 39 times |
| Our Canadian broker wealthsimple gave Canadians IPO access first time and I requested 20 and got 0.\n\nWife requested 10 and got 2. Seems so random. |
| I bought shares, so it’ll probably be $16 in a year |
| Free money *if you know what you're doing*. \n\nIt's just apparent that OP didn't know what he was doing. 😂 |
| Lmfaooooooo |
| this is the same market that made elmo a trilionaire |
| Amazing for day trading tho 🤷♂️ |
| Very nice dividend as well, been in for a bit and planning on holding long term |
| This is the end |
| all chip stocks reach terminal velocity, then the singularity opens up and Robin Williams pops out and sings a chorus from popeye.... |
| They have thousands of employees so I wouldn't call them a small company, but of course it would be better if they weren't losing talent because of culture problems, but I don't think it's as big of an issue as it seems on Reddit. Individual employees having bad experiences tend to be the loudest voices |
| First, you must learn what not to do. |
| I don't play with overpriced shit even if it is fancy. |
| PDT restrictions being removed was the big clue to that. |
| Nice little $5K day from timing the RKLB bottom almost perfectly + some RDW calls. \n\nHolding RKLB. Think it’s going to go really strong next week with its inclusion. Easy money. |
| The duality- one side is pragmatism and the other side is willful retardation.\n\nKinda sums up the world really.\n\nOh- and there’s a third.\n\nThe one that tries to figure out which is which. |
| Ehlers Danlos Syndrome? |
| I don´t care who deserves it. I just want it. |
| Like the relief you feel when you finally shit a dry ass turd out |
| Skip to TLDR for moves:\n\nI was Highly Regarded for not anticipating the 🥭 tweet amid the winning or even the MM shenanigans Wednesday afternoon.\n\nSo it serves me right that my account blew up in my face at 1:20pm ET yesterday.\n\nbtw...\n\nISN'T IT SO FUK'N FUNNY HOW THAT TWEET CAME IN RIGHT AT THE 200 SMA? \n\nLIKE RIGHT ON THE DOT?\n\n!!!HILARIOUS!!!\n\nBUT F ME FOR THINKING WE'RE BACK TO NORMAL TECH ANALYSIS, RIGHT?\n\nBut facts are facts, and the fact is I'm a dirty filthy 🐻 and am ready to for an absolute downpour of 🩸🩸🩸 to wash my sins away Monday.\n\nSo...my moves for Monday:\n\nTLDR:\n\nAnticipating either a waterfall of 🩸🩸🩸 right out the open or rally back to ATH, followed by a downpour.\n\nAnd even if it just rallies, the above pattern will play out early next week. It's inevitable.\n\nGood luck to all and have a great weekend! |
| 50% of the population of the planet has below average intelligence |
| investments up\n\npeace in the middle east soon\n\nlife is good |
| Google found the answer by crawling reddit is the joke |
| CNN did a montage of the 39 times Trump said a deal with Iran was happening.\n\nHow in the FUCK does this market keep rallying on this stupid bullshit man |
| The float is so low and retail short term fomo can squeeze this thing to 10 trillion if they are looney enough but I’d almost guarantee less than 1 trillion valuation by the end of the year |
| I can't believe people were dumb enough to believe the lies. It isn't bulletproof glass, and 1/16th inch stainless steel isn't stopping a bullet of any significance, I don't care what magic treatment they gave it. |
| Feel its primed for a recovery. |
| Correct - who you think is gonna be holding the bags? |
| Elon declares himself world king |
| 🍿 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Everyone vote me into the senate, i'll ban markets being closed on holidays and force a minimum of half days.\n\nI will also share 1 insider trade per quarter! |
| avgu |
| So increasing over 20% is not an indicator it would have to increase by 70.37% in one day to be considered a bubble. \n\nCrazy how standards are these days. |
| Way too much hype for 20%, I get it thats a big bump but damn some people made it sound like 50%+ was gonna happen. Still never a good thing when one or few companies has the market cap of the entire S&P OR Nasdaq. |
| https://preview.redd.it/havqp8hs4x6h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e917d630abd2f7de07cfc143c032512be5386f43\n\n |
| In the film industry, we use professional tools. |
| Honestly, I’m ready for flight number 13 to be a day where finance bros learn what it’s like to be a long term Starship fan. |
| It’ll go up next week. |
| I think it's harder to be friends to people you don't relate to. So their pool of potential friends is going to be mostly limited to the other ultra rich, and I imagine there's a level of competitiveness inherent to their dynamics that would make being close to each other (as close as average people get) difficult. \n\nOf course I'm just a poor so the fuck do I know |
| It’s like those women begging for Elon to mail them his cum.. atleast they get something out of it. |
| why |
| More like never |
| I get that but in reality, he has more liquidity than he will ever need. He can borrow as much money as he would need for any venture. He doesn’t want to spend his own money on his projects anyways. That’s what investors are for. |
| "It's been half a trading day"\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/b65g1qvq4x6h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa7fc6b38e71ffeb6b861aa7680c65e8630e3124 |
| We will all be trillionaires soon, money printer go brrr |
| Depends. Do you buy puts? |
| removing comment > memory usage than white overlay |
| Time to regard into open stock lol |
| I sold at $170.38 lol |
| Why are you gey |
| I’m a moron for betting on Canada. One of their finest specimen is a celebrity in this sub. I should’ve known better 😖😖 |
| I am the world’s first trillionaire in terms of love. 🥰 have a great weekend yall. |
| Iranian television: The explosions heard in Sirik port are linked to warning shots fired in the Strait of Hormuz |
| Well, lemme tell ya a little story.. |
| This is like cancer marrying AIDs |
| I need some earth moving news over the weekend. I am open to all kinds alien invasion, world war, peace in the middle east, inner peace in the Balkan folks(okay this one's a stretch ) etc etc |
| Bro - just stop this now. Get a life outside of work. You'll thank me later. |
| They cleared out for real lol |
| Couldn't have played it any better...bought QQQ 6/15 725 calls expecting more news/lies on the peace agreement today/weekend, and bought a QQQ 6/12 720 put for a hedge in case things went south today. It stayed between 720 and 723 the rest of the day, absol-fukn-lutly perfect to get screwed both ways. 725s are still in play, but I paid way too much, and will be lucky to break even. I need it to 🚀Monday. |
| pls let this be a 200 bagger for me so i can leave this forsaken place 😞 |
| The pricing of stuff just naturally went up a lot in the wake of Covid, because price fixing is so illegal no one would EVER think of handshake raising prices pretty much across the board, certainly not the largest companies and having those price increases yielding better-than-ever profits. Never happens, nope. |
| It's what's inside that counts...or so I'm told. |
| Im waiting man anxiously - I need mu to rip like sandisk to 2k. If it did I would be certified rich |
| I watched the soccer on Telemundo. Much better than the Fox broadcast. And the commercials are wild. No idea what they are saying though. |
| Priced in, might be sell the news event instead for liquidation, then consolidation period before nxt earnings season |
| Where did all these Elmo meat riders come \nfrom |
| Reddit suffers terribly from EDS. Just do the opposite. |
| U like hock tuah? |
| no dawg it was L Ron Hubbard with the lollipops |
| problem one addressing the Most High as "that dude"....I would ignore you, too! YEEEEEEEEEE! |
| All fun until it isn’t |
| So $3. |
| Okay final chance before the ban, ANYTHING you guys wanna say? Thats right didn’t think so |
| > Perfectly regarded, as all things should be |
| Offload right before or as soon as it is included in the Nasdaq 100, if you must invest in this IPO. That's when the original investors are likely taking profits from retail index investors. |
| Having a crush on a coworker in corporate America is like both the best and worst feeling of all time |
| !Banbet DJT 8.5 by Tuesday |
| 11/12 at RH |
| https://preview.redd.it/82xdhnui4x6h1.jpeg?width=1328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b4e592828cb3f3a238bbab2a6e35235fd60bb11 |
| Um, you could search and see for yourself |
| Good company that moves like nvda |
| Invest in guillotines |
| If you have female body parts and your rates are reasonable. |
| The problem is I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing |
| Probably rich.\n\nYou need money to live. That's not what they are talking about though, I'm sure you know that. |
| Resheduling for recreational weed is June 29th. \n\nWeedstonks |
| Elon Musk could now spend 1% of his net worth, or $13 billion, on the next presidential contest. That's a boring noise fluctuation day in the market.\n\nThat's over 7x as much as both major party candidates spent combined on the 2024 contest. |
| The turkey isn't even supposed to be in the oven that long |
| Everyone knows the geme. If they go to 3 trillion it's too obvious. Spaced will be institution and retail owned in the next 6 months |
| i don't like hock tan |
| Yes |
| 😔 |
| The guy who said "Money doesn't buy happiness", was he poor or rich? |
| Mostly bag holders who bought during the spac mania. |
| i don't either i guess it'll remain a mystery |
| That shit actually made me more, missed my exit and the call almost doubled. |
| He got absolutely rinsed. |
| when someone says literally zero chance, it tells me there's a chance lol |
| Wokestreetbets mad |
| Who gives a fuck about what either of these idiots say |
| It told me to take Tylenol but I told it I wanted whiskey. |
| No...\nBut I wanted it going backwards and I was too late. |
| Wish Johnald's bday fell on Juneteenth 🤲 |
| https://preview.redd.it/1qsntnta4x6h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e95a01bc75dec9a5bc8941544490252b17e1276\n\n |
| Hey, this is me *God*. You need to do options to get that 200 bagger. Don't stop! |
| War ends over the weekend. World peace is brought onto the world. And spy gaps up 10% Monday. You heard it here first |
| I thought AI getting answers from reddit was a meme, now I see that anytime google ai answers a query the top link in traditional search is the reddit post where it got the answer. LMAO. |
| Sold my SPCX at 172. I feel good about that |
| The greatest minds of humanity ironically aren't very rich.\n\nThey are too obsessed with pursuit of knowledge to even bother making money. |
| https://preview.redd.it/nkkcf4l74x6h1.png?width=524&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2ed401d1b250e4b827ba1cf4ad2f4d7964dad21 |
| I hate people. |
| Where does the other trillion come from? Tesla doesn't have a trillion and not even close to it. |
| This joke was brought to you by: Edge Lord Comedy. |
| Whole mag 7 got rotated out of this week. Know what happened last time this happened? I sure don’t |
| It's been half a trading day, don't break an arm jerking yourself off |
| Literally free money? |
| If I were in your shoes, I’d leave 100k and take the rest out give it to a financial advisor, 20 years from now that 700k will turn into 5million gaurenteed, for now you can play with the 100k however you’d like |
| Thoughts on AVGO ? |
| Tuesday |
| Spy green this week to price in next week when we stop caring about the gays ber month and turn our attention to our black brothers and sisters |
| Yes and no to the second part. Bought spy puts |
| You're burning your relationship with them for that? |
| Nothing interesting to gamble on this week. Does that mean puts on HOOD? |
| You guys made money? |
| It is projected to have a market cap of $70 trillion in 5 years.\n\nSo you sold at the bottom |
| 🤣 |
| That what happens when u gamble like that, that is life changing money for some people |
| “Mars” is 80% of the letters in “Smart”\n\nIt’s right there bro |
| He learned what free money means i guess |
| this regard elmo is worlds first trillionaire |
| Is it just me or was day 1 of the SPCX ipo kinda underwhelming? Just did a round trip and created some baggies who thought buying it at +30% was a smart investing strategy |
| Paper hands get fucked |
| No way! It's almost like most of the beef in the US is imported **from** Canada.\n\nYou couldn't have picked a shittier example if you tried lmfao. |
| Only if you pay for the dinner |
| Microsoft, google were profitable. But amazon main stark difference is that amazon ipo had price to sales 3x, space x is 94x |
| I bought today, so bearish |
| When xle and oxy rebounded this morning, bombs were guaranteed. Short interest on NTR and MOS also been declining. I’d guess we’re gonna see round 2 of the Fert Run and LnG |
| Made 100 bucks, thanks Elmo. |
| Hit on mother in law. Lose money in the divorce. |
| That’s just for the 30 seconds he lasted |
| Every 2 weeks memorial day, juneteenth, 4th of July |
| Musk was telling epstein about himself, included companies and shit, cuz he was desperate for epstein to like him |
| lmao those regards hyping up SPCE and it dumps 30% on SPCX IPO day |
| Damn 💔 |
| You trust a company to not prioritize making money above all else?\n\nI saw a Gamersnexus video series where they explained how GPU companies are bribing governments in order to make more money.\n\nI think companies are trying to make a lot of money at the expense of laws. |
| Yeah every single person all decided at the same exact time to do that, definitely wasn’t the same algos that can rocket or crash a company the second earnings release or a a random tweet happens, everybody just all panic sold all at once collectively |
| You're going to break it |
| How do you guys look at your entry points in 0DTE? |
| I tried working with that dude for years but he completely ignored me 🙂 |
| When u sell |
| i don't know about the next trillionaire but some shit should be easy to achieve |
| Bers winning is like Canada win the world cup. |
| I know, which is BS because that didn't happen on any other brokerages |
| I honestly though spcx was gonna triple |
| Bros I have an idea. Let’s sue Citroen , citadel , all these dealers regarding unfair practices regarding the black schools and option pricing. That way they will have to reveal their strategies to prove that the model is indeed fair |
| I don’t even know what AI stands for but I sure like the stocks |
| Anal first |
| Holy shot he got cooked |
| I wish we were in a bubble. |
| So did this play profit? |
| repeat when buffett and america invests in spacex... |
| No moat with AI. sell and go buy SPGI or NOW |
| Holy flashbang make it grey or black |
| I am still edging |
| Weekends are for fucking fat hoes, not chatting. You guys need to get your shit together |
| Yes. The scam was convincing scammers they could scam retailers. They were the prey |
| Source: reddit |
| How long till rklb reaches an all time high ya think? |
| Short week next week, casino closed Friday for Juneteenth.... |
| Nah facts bro fuck that dumb rule. Good job op |
| There must be so many angry redditors because of spacex today lol |
| I´m rarely in the inverse Cramer crowd, but I feel there will be a point when he will have to eat that praise he heaped on this. |
| For all the hype, today could have been an email. |
| Texting my parents “Dear Valued Investors,…” after being margin called |
| DataTrek? Is that a spin off from Star Trek? |
| anyone see a block of single paragraph text here and just keep scrolling \n\nlike who reads that shit |
| No |
| 20 percent gains is like pissing in the ocean |
| Dude this is nothing lol. |
| Fucking weekends here boys\n What am I meant to lose money in now? Makes it worse.my in laws are.coming over |
| Thinking I’ll be the next trillionaire or some shit. Got like 500 bucks now, shouldn’t be too hard right? |
| RKLB will be back to ATH’s before you know it |
| Been thinking the same thing. I’m all for being rich but like.. for one, trillionaire just sounds retarded. Glad none of us gotta worry about that title. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7pguzgtn3x6h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05de2f4dba51bcaee5f3720f29755673a0ed7a3e\n\n \nSeems like I got a little lucky compared to the subs am seeing here lol |
| The sadness continues. |
| When you start thinking of stocks as collectibles, lottery tickets or assets instead of as shares of ownership in a company, youll understand why revenue doesnt matter in the reality we currently exist in. |
| I like anthropic the most but you cant argue the fact that muskrat somehow keeps the hype machine alive (honestly think some bs is going on) but open ai is fried lmao |
| Edged for nothing. Never doing it again |
| Better than decorative gourds, I suppose. |
| Thanks for providing the insider exit liquidity 🫡 - I’ll be sure sure to crush your returns by building out my position through the heaviest single-day supply cliff - when the massive 28% block of restricted insider shares instantly unlocks |
| I 'member. Sold sndk for mu calls today. |
| Release SPCX options so I can buy puts!!! |
| god please just give me a 200 bagger and i will be on my way out of options trading |
| I know, I've read a ton of theory and done lots of praxis\n\nThe majority of people who have made a lot of wealth have actually worked hard for it. Obviously it's all from extracting surplus value from workers but being able to exploit workers and manage capital in an intelligent and efficient enough way in the modern era actually does still require a lot of work and skill\n\nAnd then there's regards like Musk and Trump who lucked into it all |
| So everyone sold their shares of space shitcos to buy the mega space shitco |
| “master my skill”, even hedge funds with a bunch or quants still lose money bro. |
| Friend you had 70k to blow on a meme stock |
| If you had any brain you'd make a plugin that removed such comments completely so you wouldn't have to stare at white boxes. But then you wouldn't be on this sub, so... |
| 1/3 |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| So what did we learn today? 🧐 |
| I deserve that money more than Elon 😡 |
| But Comcast also has a cable company and SpaceX has a rocket ship and...the cable company is a lot more profitable than the rocket ship\n\nI give up it's all too absurd |
| !banbet |
| I requested 100 and got 13. Super random number lol |
| I’m about to be banned anyone wanna go on a date with me?\n\n👇 All of these dudes are gay 👇 |
| I like the official world cup 2026 anthem but it pisses me off that Andrea Bocelli only sings for 17 secs in it 😠 |
| I make money in the morning so I could lose money in the afternoon. Sigh. |
| Don't worry I get way worse than that all the time lol. I can't answer that, I don't know the road you've walked in life. But it's best to try to shrug it off as much as you can and look towards making a better future for yourself. You can't change the past. |
| I just bought INTU, tell me I'm regarded |
| Sold my nvda shares for 1 dollar of profit after seeing it literally not move while the entire market rallied |
| buy high sell low |
| “One sec I gotta take this” ass life |
| Penis |
| MU going red is hilarious when SNDK is up 5% |
| Wrong. Current shareholders other than Musk can dump 30% of their stock after June 30th. It was 20%, but I'm pretty sure they hit the threshold for the extra 10% today. |
| It’s crazy era. If all this was in a movie in the early 2000s people would say it’s ridiculous. |
| No grandpa, that's just your meds |
| comcast doesn't launch rockets bro |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Holding $SNDK calls lfggg |
| 3 shares a bit excessive |
| Only time will tell |
| Did I sell SPCX at the top at 170? Or the bottom |
| Virgin Elevators\n\nVs.\n\nChad Ziplines |
| Man I really need to take a shit |
| Retardation is where profits are made. |
| anyone buy nvda calls? shit never moves even thought it’s most profitable company |
| # 3D narrative adventure game Sesame Street: Friends & Fun announced for PS5, Xbox Series, PS4, Switch, and PC |
| Same, I’m da 🤡 |
| The 2000 hours is part of the tuition |
| I don't know why this isn't already a thing, but I just made a browser plugin that puts a white box over someone's comment that mentions certain words from a filter list, like spcx/spacex/trillionaire, because that's all this sub talks about now and its fucking annoying |
| I was worried. I don't think I would be able to hold my shares if I didn't have your daily sadness posts. |
| Lmfao precisely. Well put. |
| Hopefully something happens |
| I USED to be a piece of shit |
| That was the OPs point, that this $1T is a made up number - it's just a value on paper, you can't "materialize" all of it. |
| Hey sonnies. Anyone hear about this space company going "public" today or something like that? |
| A lot of my analogs had today as flat or down too. I would be absolutely flabbergasted if Monday and Tuesday look like today. |
| Heathen |
| i thought the whole point was retards get to pretend they are productive |
| Does that matter anymore |
| I might buy at $15 |
| Man if it’s gonna be this kind of party I’ll just stick my 🍆 in the mashed potatoes. Borrrring. |
| I thought regards will accidentally buy SPCE and pump it. Turns out I was the actual regard 🤡 |
| uglum bu uygulama ne ag |
| But it was up yesterday, m sure ppl made money from that to buy SpaceX |
| If you’re ever having a shitty day, just remember there are people who post in this thread that believe SPCE is going to $10 |
| Comcast has 6.5x the revenue of SpaceX, but SpaceX has over 24x the market cap.\n\nId rather not get into a profitability comparison.\n\nTheyre both technically telecomm lol |
| if instead of daytrading i had just invested in spy i would have 240$ less, totally worth the 20000hours invested. |
| TOS hung a few times but webull was fine |
| Counterpoint brrrrrr |
| You can, Facebook changed humanity with social media, and you can put a lower price than a rocketship company on it |
| The big problem with anthropic and openai is that you kind of need to be non-retarded to use their products and get real value out. |
| In talks to go for sale |
| Never bet against an African American entrepreneur |
| Sorry but this is loss for ants, but fr just stop now. I went 1.5 years trading options every single day. Lost more than I could make. My WS app looks way worse than yours, lost $50k USD. Fk options |
| Last week there was a dump and buying a 4.5 or 5 put for a 4 shit stock is going to have a high premium because you aren't in the money even. Yesterday a bunch of scammers started playing musical chairs and those puts are now deep in the money. Premiums reflect that. Its complicated though. You just need to know the breakeven point, the possible low (2.5-3.5) and everything else is guaranteed profit. I sold a bit before 3.5 due to IV crush and theta. Happy with earnings. Every few grand helps |
| Tf palantir doing |
| Is reddit on browser down for anyone |
| i thought that's how you remove moisture |
| I’m down 80k all time and I say this every week |
| Clicking buy and sell isnt a job. Making gangbusters cash by selling something you didnt make with your own mind and hands at an insane price isnt work either. |
| If it dumps. I am tripling my position. |
| Sounds like a space company, Mostar +300% |
| First White House OF coming 2028 |
| The less you trade the less you make 🧠 |
| You know what’s really satisfying? When someone is being shitty to you here and you reply with something so annoying they just downvote and don’t say anything. Message received |
| 400 baggers on 0dte calls WHY CANT I BE THIS LUCKY |
| give it a few weeks |
| Google's Gemini said the imminent peace deal has been claimed 38 times so far |
| Yes. You can't play the market |
| What was the catalyst for it to go up? |
| i had an uncle named Balzac. |
| Whats the next play so i can inverse you? |
| Daily Fibber |
| It’s like British Ebonics |
| good vibes mudafucka |
| Rules? 🤣 |
| You’re confusing hoarding with greed. |
| what's shady about it lmao it was trading at an unreasonable premium to holdings |
| https://preview.redd.it/08gect333x6h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ef878d11e26e0880d0490836780cb8ad7068c22 |
| Update? |
| Bahahaha |
| The 3% dip was already an interest rate based panic. |
| ex wife vibes? Did your wife leave you for your Neuralink buddy? |
| There was a call for like next Friday that went up 1000x\nThat's retirement money right there |
| I bought some today like an absolute cuckhole |
| Would wait until there are some signs of life in SaaS. \n\nSentiment is complete ass again |
| I mean opening price indication started at like $170 when trading officially opened and it ended at $161 so there was some mismatch between the brokerage indicators and retail market demand, but we won't really see how that plays out until monday when we get to see if there's been any dark pool trading over the weekend. |
| i wish i had your confidence |
| you can overlay both their history on trading view but I'm too lazy to get up and go check |
| My 10 dollar limit order didn't fill, gutted. |
| Then buying the Tesla would pump spacex after it acquires Tesla. Genius level maneuver. |
| "Mom... get up..." |
| Scalping is where it’s at 🤑 |
| Why not use SPX instead of buying 100 SPY? Is this a tax advantaged account? |
| I think OP is saying buy SPCX, it will appreciate in value over time. I agree. |
| As someone who was up $9k in under 3 days starting with $300, this post is not a fit for WSB. We're either dudes with a little bit of money making a little or a lot of money, or dudes with a lot of money making a lot of money. Dudes with a lot of money making a little money can post their shit in stocks or wherever will accept them. |
| Nah anthropic is legit - not like all this space garbage |
| the capitalization on bell curve is weirdly intense |
| Are we going to get our assholes gaped on Monday or what? |
| So they’re still making money off of her? Bullish |
| Well, don't do that if you don't want to feel that way |
| I'm glad the war only happens when markets are closed. |
| That's it? |
| I turned $50 into $1000 on the way up and then made an extra $100 on the way down. It was such an easy trade tbh.\n\nMaybe get in on the next meme likely $OPEN or something dumb like that. |
| Have my ballsack in a bowl of ice trying to cool down |
| Back to $2 for another year until they announce bankruptcy |
| Calls on Paraguay, puts on USA |
| get SPCX under 150 and i will buy |
| Buy deep OTM calls on SPCX. Can’t lose. |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1u3wonh/comment/or99va4/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1u3wonh/comment/or99va4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| Trust me it’ll come |
| He's gonna get hit with the anti flipping policy |
| Fortunately they identify themselves by being a bear |
| Best i can do is half sheep, half stock |
| 104F today. Gross. |
| Is this earnings for ants? |
| Inverse reddit and yourself always |
| It absolutely happened, not sure when\n\nThat was my comfort today |
| For how mild this hype machine was I would be shaking in my boots if I were anthropic and openai |
| Tempted to bottom fish ADBE, is it dead dead? |
| Love-LY gAmE of FoOtY 2nitE eH govna? |
| Wow. I was right. 😒 |
| making important phone calls |
| Attempt at a Stupid joke went over like a lead balloon |
| Imagine if he bet 10 lambos then he could get a Tesla |
| My exposed ballsack is under the ceiling fan |
| Nice! what rules do you follow?\n\n |
| I gave all my credentials to a bot that sits on privileged infrastructure… that way I don’t have to trust myself |
| I fucking do every time I think back to when it was $700 on its way up for NASDAQ inclusion. "There's no way they'll let this thing break $1000 it's gonna get rug pulled."\n\nAnd here I am two months later like a fucking idiot |
| If people are getting reprimanded for not using AI to review reports it is because their reports are shit and their managers finally have a tool that can give them hints as to why. |
| He lost $72,583.60 USD today\n\nEdit: lost $127,296.88 USD today\n\n @0x16c7f9b7b239c980929a2aa5d53b23c5cac03931-1769017422369 on Polymarket Check out this profile on Polymarket. polymarket.com |
| imagine being a VC bro and just schmoozing your way through life. |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1u3wonh/comment/or99va4/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1u3wonh/comment/or99va4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)\n\n \nGuy is a full regard. |
| clean sweep baby |
| Yes if that stop earnings games |
| can't wait for sunday cage fight at the white house \n\nwhat a time line to be alive tbh, fucking lol |
| DXYZ sold all of their spcxes several weeks ago. |
| at least mid June will start having the SPCX earnings to keep things interesting till the real earnings kick in.\n\nIn other words:\n\n1st month of the quarter: Most of the big earnings (Apple, google, Microsoft, etc) \n2nd month of the quarter: Nvidia \nlast month of the quarter: SPCX\n\nedit: obviously, there’s more than that |
| It could be a something burger and Donnie would just claim peace in the next 48 hours |
| Closest he could get to a swastika |
| OP is fucked - [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1u3wonh/comment/or99va4/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1u3wonh/comment/or99va4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| Arm |
| "Here's our little new millionaire come down say hi!" |
| Just think of all the tax dollars he get from XXX |
| I loaded up on puts yesterday at all sorts of ranges when the stock was headed upward (puts get cheaper but you have to deal with IV). Sold them in the morning. I made 50% on my modest investment in 30 minutes of work. Couple grand to eat at Red Lobster.\n\nI dont understand why no one else did. It was free money. Just split the bid/ask with limit and order goes through |
| Thank you for the reply/input. I guess I could have seen that coming, but don’t follow the trends. I Guess I could change that. Kinda disheartening to be honest. |
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| It's like boom headshot, boom headshot, BOOM HEADSHOT |
| Someone having higher networth than Walmart revenue is not cool |
| Step 1 to make $6,840: start with $300k. |
| Can't believe Roku was up +20% on the same day SpaceX went IPO. You should have bought your money on that!! |
| The stock is SpaceX. |
| So free money donated to the market. He should have clarified his title |
| !banbet SPY 755 4d |
| Don't worry, they're working on it. |
| Why what happened? |
| Which one? /s |
| When one not go up as much, wait more day and it go too! |
| Never trust a junkie. |
| Hope no one held DXYZ into today. Lost 25% of its value. \n\nThat is one of the shadiest things I’ve seen. |
| Lmao |
| You think you’ve mastered your skill, after being down 99.65%? That’s what mastering the skill looks like to you? |
| Or X as in the X-files. \nCurrently re-watching the whole thing. Good stuff |
| anthropic will pop 2x more |
| Will Bibi and Iran send rockets in celebration of Donnie’s birthday? |
| What timeframe |
| I'm so sorry I was so rude to you. You've always been so good to me. I remember your username. I'm so sorry... I don't know why I messed everything up. I don't know why I gave up so much and made myself so useless. Would things have been better if I had been crueler to myself and others? |
| very well done my good sir |
| That part “Don’t bet against Elon!” You either learn the hard way or the easy way! |
| Nah its going to be like pltr and Tesla with some huge wild swings |
| It's performance art. It's taking the idea that the stock market has anything to do with actual value creation, locking eyes with market believers, and taking a messy, noisy, nihilistic shit all over it. |
| MSFT will have the greenest week ever while everything else dies |
| I don’t care that he calls himself founder. But nothing passes the time on a slow work day than correcting people who are clueless |
| Yeah. Once the spacex ticker was live. The odds of a mistake purchase shrunk significantly |
| Is there any other sophisticated regard here that remembers MU lagging some days against a SNDK run but then it catches similar rips? I think it was around April-May. |
| im working on a free opensource adobe clone so gl with all that |
| Somebody please do a wellness check on u redacted. That boy is not well. Leading the retard parade daily. Lmao! |
| Probably got liquidated |
| Take that aliens |
| Jesus Christ on a stick. Please for the love of God STOP. Just STOP. GO guzzle some glue pretending it's Elon Musk's cum. STOP REPLYING TO ME. |
| I guess they got lost in the new update |
| When stonks go up and I make money, I know what I’m doing. When stonks go down and I lose money, I have no clue what I’m doing. |
| Volume 503,893,811, but it's the Gulag if u/oldprecision flips his 12 shares. LMAO |
| $OPEN hypeeee |
| Probably similar to a 55 gallon drum of sexual lubricant |
| Is Berky all that valuable now that Buffett is laying the groundwork for hospice |
| Calling it now, big dip either Monday or Tuesday once all the news stations starting running their "omgz Fed rate hike incoming!!1!" Stories, followed by a surge on Wednesday once it's confirmed to be a nothing burger.\n |
| SpaceX is already a splatter brain company why does q rocket company own a social media site, though an ai company. |
| Good to hear. |
| The rug pull on every space stock was brutal. So much for sympathy plays |
| Thank you. |
| He got rinsed lol, closed way under $183 |
| What happened to the banbets? |
| Sold it for 4.4 and what was your average? You had at least 3 chances today alone to sell above 5 lol |
| we'd get divorced |
| then they wouldnt be able to cuck us peasants in the dark |
| I Should have bought more on those AMD or intel dips the last few days |
| That’s Strange |
| Open AI IPO is going to be even more cray cray |
| Oh, good! I can be stupid and make money even easier now! /s \n\nGood stuff. Love it. Life is totally grand in the US right now. Wonderful. Thanks for the reply! I have been interested in stocks for quite a few years now, but never really had capital. Of course as life starts to even out all of this \*wave hand at everything in general\* is happening. |
| Imagine not being invested in Sandisk. I'd hate myself. |
| Melon big gey |
| Nice! |
| I can’t understand a single word Wayne Rooney is saying bro |
| redrum |
| Update please |
| Why not making trading 24 hours |
| It hasn't even been live for a week and you're already puffing your chest LMAO. If you want to take a risk trading hype where no indicator or TA can tip off where the top will truly land due to zero price history, that is a risk you can take. Plenty of opportunities in the market where you don't have to take on anywhere near that amount of risk if you know what you're doing. If you wanna play around in the casino, that's totally your call but maybe you should take some time to learn about some of the price history around IPOs and this level of hype. |
| Facts |
| It's just got a good technical setup. it bounced off the 21 three times then went higher.\n\nThat shows a bid there |
| Space Nana happie |
| Tesla Y is best car for the money you can buy, genius |
| Carmax going to shit the bed. Pure speculation |
| What the hell we suppose to do with this? Jc. I have BP to lose. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3ew5i46x1x6h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a71850427b5cf7743605123c69a07ae1dbefa32\n\n |
| Reevaluating all my investing choices this weekend. See y’all Monday… maybe… |
| So when are we getting Kharg Island? kinda want a summer house over there |
| I almost did lol but I decided against it. Had already made $1k earlier on the bounce to 742 and decided to not greed it .. good shit though! |
| WSB style hedging |
| To the surprise of no one… |
| I don't think SpaceX would be hurt much at all on an operating basis by losing a celebrity part time CEO.\n\nBut so much of their stock price premium and government clout is tied up in the Musk mystique. |
| Do you think this stock can hit 200 by next week? I am new to trading. |
| Literally zero chance |
| Did you enter SPCX longs today?? |
| It was never a scam. It was a hype pump and dump. The people seriously believing it was SpaceX were legitimately regarded.\n\nI rode it up two weeks ago with calls and rode it down today with puts. Made money both times. It was never a scam. It's no one's fault if someone's brain dead stupid.\n\nMy only regret is that I didn't buy more contracts. |
| Jim Cramer losing his marbles over this one |
| SPCE moon wen? |
| Ain't good, ain't bad |
| The question is in what time |
| With all that 🌮 of course there will be explosions |
| It’s been one (1) day |
| Actually you sold for gains so you didn’t answer at all. Lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/i3yezswc1x6h1.png?width=1931&format=png&auto=webp&s=86f46bfecd267748b105b105404906ea4aeda86a\n\nRIP. Could have printed millions if it goes to $20+ |
| I’ve seen a train wreck before. Sometimes it’s best to pull out a chair and watch from afar. |
| SERVICENOW, INC. -> `102.14` (-0.94 / -0.912%) |
| noticed the curve dips right where the title ends kinda neat |
| Spcx free money they say\n\nKnow what's actually free money\n\nDips on memory |
| !p NOW |
| 5 hours of trading is not enough |
| He's not the one replying to me ain't he? And no I don't want a million dollars from him but in your fantasy world I'm a fan which I am not in reality but that would be one way in order for me to be a fan. I know its hard to grasp for your little brain but stay focused. Reminder: you are the one replying. |
| Something about one person having a higher net worth than Berkshire Hathaway’s market cap doesn’t sit right with me |
| I'm a bit tempted to buy leaps on MSFT or AMZN. Uber looks interesting too. |
| oh dear |
| Sadly true. The brokies here hate shkreli and Love antiwork/socialism |
| So why SPCX going up, wasn't supposed to dump 😔? |
| > You did a terrible job at demonstrating it because no one believes your multi trillion dollar evaluation.\n\nAnd nobody of any importance or power (like banks) believes Musk's either, *your point*?\n\n> If the shares weren't worth what they were worth, then the bank would never accept them as collateral for the loan\n\nThey **don't** accept them at market share face value. They accept them vastly below that, at what they estimate they could actually get out of them in a real life liquidation, like 1/3 or 1/4 as much as their face market cap value. There's a reason the % of market cap a bank offers loans for wildly changes based on the stock and how volatile or riskyis it--because they are not using market cap whatsoever. Because it's dumb as rocks as a concept, and banks aren't dumb as rocks. |
| Ber gey |
| Only for a hair transplant.\n\nAnd then that one other time I smuggled 2 kilos up my butthole but that's not relevant. |
| Me the last few days: I will not buy SpaceX, I will wait when the volatility is down and consider reinvesting then.\n\nAlso me .00000001 seconds after the IPO dropped:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/68mk460m1x6h1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=416ab3f17644043d25f7b39ce32675f92446f906\n\n |
| At what point are mega caps that keep falling (I’m mainly talking about meta and Microsoft) actually go up? Right now they look like values but appear to just be traps |
| But how else is Papa Elon gonna be a Trillionaire? \n\n |
| Born 2 month ago I take it ? |
| This is peak WSB. |
| "Thousands of years" alludes to the ancient economic systems in which a tiny elite controlled existing resources - the Palace Economy being an extreme example.\n\nA more contemporary comparison would be Roscosmos. |
| Yeah bruh. Mostar is a city you should visit at least once in your lifetime |
| How did get bruh get the open price right on |
| Yah hbm only matters as long as the stock is green every single day forever |
| Explosions in hormuz, again\n\n |
| **BanBet Error** — Could not get price for COREWEAVE |
| Cant even buy a banana |
| !banbet coreweave 125 3w |
| Everyone is a genius in a bull run |
| I’m up 100% this week. I did 0dte calls at the market low on Wednesday. Trying really hard not to over risk. Scalping also worked for me after the PDT rule got ditched. |
| One correction away from that status quo |
| Can't wait to get 12 shares. |
| Episode 1000000 of retards on reddit not understanding that the irone dome isnt used against ballistic missiles or drones. |
| Coreweave joining nasdaq 100 forcing people to buy it, bullish |
| I’m okay. |
| buy DRAM |
| It's downstream the derivatives market. Direxion was able to launch a 2x today, which is actually surprising. They'll be able to create 3x when there's enough options and futures volume to imitate the bet. |
| Ahhhh no you're not meant to succeed you're supposed to be a crab in bucket hahaha |
| When he get pardoned? |
| Is prison really that bad? |
| Anyone who bought SPCE instead of SPCX has to be regarded |
| You ever been to Bosnia? |
| Anthropic IPO |
| I pray to God he keeps these gains man, this is gonna be a rough comedown if he keeps gambling it |
| Damn, the cupboard is bare\n\nGonna be brutal next week until MU reports the following week |
| It also drives me crazy the way he and other tech bros LARP as physicists. At best, there is mixed evidence about this, and a lawsuit against him from the 00's only shows a B.S. in economics and an unlabeled "Bachelors of Arts." Penn says he did major in physics but he is donating them millions of dollars to say so and to have lectures in his name. So let's be real - if you or I applied to work at SpaceX or Blue Origin saying we were experienced physicists and all we had to show for it was a grainy, photocopied BA with no mention of physics, they would laugh you out the door.\n\nWhy not just admit he sucks at physics or Starcraft but thinks it's fun? It's all so fake and performative. |
| Wokestreetbets LOL |
| I'm sure he would be happy to give you a million dollars just to stop you hassling him every 30 seconds like you are doing to me. Go try it. |
| I lowkey hope it keeps rising. Not because I like Musk or because I have any position in the stock, as I don’t. But because it’s would be hilarious if the most hated rally kept on rallying for no fucking reason at all considering they’re not even making money or anything. It’s legit just hype and that alone has carried it into the top 10 market caps of all time already. Absolutely insane. Its so stupid that at this point it’s funny. |
| Looks like he coulda gotten out vaguely alive had it expired on the 11th. But it aint coming back between now and the 18th. |
| Musk is now richer than Rockerfeller was compared to the rest of the US economy at their respective times. Let that sink in a little. |
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| Up 233% YTD are you fucking regarded |
| Facts. |
| the reddit butthurt over that guy is something to behold |
| https://preview.redd.it/31ez0s891x6h1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=408e3959bbbcf7dcb90c1ccaac6873b340d8c128\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/j8qb9c791x6h1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c70482f56165f63033a9338ef3aef3fc594fd17\n\n |
| It gave back all the gains over the last hour after close lol what a piece of shit |
| Astro bailout as expected. |
| Turn on the AC |
| profitable for investors. \n\nanother way of looking at it is that he's running two 25+ year old companies that combined lose money. so he makes scant or negative profits.\n\nthe bet is on how long one can outlast the other |
| What if I told you i \nhave a life changing idea? |
| Got some good discounts on rocket lab and planet labs today tho thank you papa |
| At least you weren’t bored! |
| Just remember Bernie railed against the millionaires, until he became one. Now he rails against the billionaires. |
| It’s too fucking hot outside man |
| I plan to spend 1T to buy AI tokens from OpenAI and Anthropic and donate them to some of S&P 500 companies. Would you approve this plan? |
| Good let it - lower it goes more we can accumulate and the more gains on the sharp reversal |
| Ponzi anyone? |
| Dump because Israel blows up peace talks or because even with a peace deal rates need to be increased due to inflationary pressures lasting longer than the immediate conflict |
| regretting calls |
| Every Index was green, just how? |
| It'll annoy the customers, but holy crap will the share holders be happy! |
| SMH and chill. |
| !remind me 12 months |
| Caroline gotta wait bit longer:\n\nFTX co-founder and former CEO Sam Bankman-Fried lost a bid to overturn his 25-year prison sentence and fraud conviction Friday, with a panel of federal appeals judges unanimously upholding the verdict. |
| you would think the first thing agi would do is trading 0dte option to make back all its infra cost. \nWhich was how deepseek was funded. Its founder were do algo crypto trading. Then pour cash into deepseek as a side hobby. |
| 😂😂😂 You feel better?? |
| I could see maybe a circuit breaker because if algos or whatever but I don’t think Elon can cause a significant, medium to long term pullback. Everyone knows it’s all hype, once that’s gone it won’t take long for people to adjust and rebalance. Except the cultists, they’re gonna bag hold forever |
| Its almost twice as high as Meta |
| Please let the war go on. I sold most of the SOXL for SOXS\n\nAlso need KORU to tank so I can speculate again |
| Hard to tell if this is rage bait… if not, damn you must be actually retarded. Think a simple search debunks that |
| And a child named X |
| Good info thanks bro |
| Today was a bit of a seesaw for GLD. My call has lost about 82 bucks in value in total. I made about 27 in realized profit today from scalping poor man covered calls. Let's see what the weekend brings. |
| And now for my next market manipulation trick: "Cuba" |
| H&S is invalidated if the volume is highest in the right shoulder |
| Got my azz kicked in the market today. Need to go reevaluate my life. |
| I got 6 shares made a quick buck |
| Please let the war end over the weekend. Spx to the moon |
| watching Cheeto Benito go through the roof the first time his chairman guy Kevo raises rates will be glorious. |
| That’s the neat part! |
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| Anyone remember the trump stock guy who lost everything |
| Got 8 filled at 135 |
| Nasa etf is the shittiest etf |
| I can bet you a decent number of this subs actual wealthy investors made a shit ton just holding tsla since inception |
| I’m in a way worse position SPX 7520c for Tuesday. Have some puts for Monday to hedge but realistically unlikely we get a big move up or down I fear |
| lol I requested 200 and got 15 but I got at 135 |
| do you still have it? |
| Spacex options drop on Tuesday, but the options for the 2x leveraged etfs drop on Monday i think. the options price for the same move in the leveraged tracking etfs will probably be cheaper, either the 2x bull or the 2x bear. Might buy puts on the 2x bear etf because either way it's definitely going down, but I'm sticking to weekly calls because I feel like buying months out is just asking to burn theta. |
| It’s so fuckin horrible bro. Always kinda prided myself in writing well written emails on the fly. I’ve heard: “good use of a.i with your emails”. Also hearing people getting reprimanded for not using a.i to review reports. It’s regarded all the way around |
| I'm not begging anyone, you are the one fantasizing about me being his fan, which i am not, but those would be my conditions, if anything he would be begging me to be his fan if he where to give me 1 mil. |
| Im buying webistics this week |
| Yeah they've yet to be able to truly monetize what they offer. Does OpenAI still only offer chatgbt? |
| \n\n* At current prices, KSPI offers a projected 9% 2026 dividend yield, with downside anchored by its dominant Kazakh fintech franchise.\n\n |
| MU is absolutely pitiful now. I guess HBMs don’t matter anymore |
| your hedge is only worth about $10 !! |
| The only melon fantasy I'm buying into is Abby Shapiro's |
| Joke will be on you when Space X buys GOOG. |
| I’m ready for the next news cycle |
| Whose brokerage crashed today? |
| Bullish. AI being to expensive because supply constrained. People dont understand how bullish this is |
| Sub 100 first |
| Small amount. |
| Why do you think they will all have infinite access to capital? |
| How did this turn out? |
| Why are pajama traders buying SPCX on friday AH? are they retarded? |
| First enter your credit info |
| Requested 740 shares on Fidelity; issued 10. |
| Someone didn't get in to the IPO |
| When do the 3x leveraged SPCC ETFs come out |
| The after hours chart for WBD is why algorithmic trading is not free money |
| automatic lawn mowers predates the roomba hahah |
| If the hyperscalers start paring back their orders NVDA is also fucked, lets be clear here |
| How do I buy his pre shit piss? |
| Bro his crypto coin is down 85% |
| Lfggggg 🔥 |
| Qqqm will always win |
| What’s the play? I’m in. Sick of my port treading in an endless abyss where it’s not making any real impact in life. For once the needle has got to move. I’ll throw 250k at it. |
| I bought a little bit during this dip. Still think it could fuck us all next week tho |
| And another fool has been parted with their money |
| No.. he is deeply in the red. |
| Why poet |
| Over hype, under perform! |
| Realize them for tax breaks against your otherwise-successful business/career |
| Flying cars tho |
| I don´t see your point. Those gooners got fair value. |
| Is that why NASA produces so much money? Lol |
| Up 800% in a year. 'the bottom' |
| Space X and Tesla leaps? |
| STOP BEGGING ME FOR MONEY. I already gave you the link to do it on. |
| It made up 13% of their revenue |
| What’re your positions? |
| Well done dude. |
| Elon managed to crash my app and fuck my put sell THANK YOU ELON |
| Love it. Fck this spcx |
| You’ve gotta be retarded. How many nukes does Israel have? Not to mention the ability to strike first. I’m not even a fan of Israel and I know it would be over in an instant. |
| Fomo chasing news events today wrecked me |
| It’s def a scam but I bought at the open and sold 5 min later +$550 from the hype. No way I’m holding that bag longer than that. |
| Very risky right now. Another big pullback would be completely normal. |
| Earnings next week is dryer than the Sahara desert. |
| I’m going back to AI, fuck these space stonks |
| Real talk tho, I can see why people buy into melon fantasy. Say what you will about the guy and the companies and how they got there. His ventures have been profitable for investors in general\n\nHim taking a pre-shit piss thats worth people annual wages though 🤔\n\n |
| I requested 30 shares, I got 1 |
| No i didn't.\n\nWe agree its the shit part of the company but you're still missing my point. I'll stop now. |
| Covered calls bro. Build up to 100 of a high volume stock. Like Nvidia and once you own a contract start selling covered calls for money. Never do Naked calls or puts. 1. Get a job 2. Invest into a stock you like and has revenue Tsla , nvidia , amazon , get to 100 shares do it don’t say you can’t then start doing covered calls. Know your cost basis and never sell under that you’ll win. - consider this a small price for a huge lesson and dont effen quit ! Quitters never win! |
| What a champ! |
| Seeing Tether and its 200 billion market cap collapse would be something to see |
| Sheeeeeeit |
| Nod |
| Put the cat down sir |
| 23 lottery tickets from SoFi 🫠 |
| I assume he has a fully planned and prepared estate, and his shares would be passed on to his various children. But SpaceX would probably cease to exist. For better or worse, I don't really think there is a SpaceX without Elon at the helm. Tesla would maybe fare slightly better, but not by much |
| i brought stock of the man who sent a email to a island asking if they think hes regarded |
| >My point I was demonstrating is that market cap is a fucking dumb and useless concept.\n\nYou did a terrible job at demonstrating it because no one believes your multi trillion dollar evaluation. \n\n>You pointing out that banks DO NOT use market cap for loan decisions (neither for grass guy nor Elon Musk) is consistent with my whole point, again not a counterargument\n\nI never pointed that out. If the shares weren't worth what they were worth, then the bank would never accept them as collateral for the loan, which was my point. A bank does not accept that the crypto is worth that much, so it would never take it as collat. Very simple concept. \n\n>Are you just replying to the wrong guy this whole time or what? You keep agreeing with me over and over but with a hostile tone for some reason.\n\nI am quite literally responding to you, as you are responding to me. You gave a terrible analogy, I highlighted how terrible your analogy is. You are now upset, I can't help you with that sorry 😞 |
| Wow today came news that retails investors sold all their MU stocks. But isn't it too late? Selling at buttom?\n\nNo wonder why Sandisk was up. All big investors. But Micron retail investors sold their stock at loss. Panic sell |
| Wouldn't it be nice to open at 760 monday? |
| And they have no qualms about making people *not* whole |
| Anthropic and OpenAI say they gonna have to do massive price cuts 😅 they have to give their product away FOR FREE to get people to use it. Otherwise it’s too fucking expensive with no tangible ROI. \n\nNVDA and all the infrastructure plays are and have been the true winners of AI |
| The intraday moves have been so fkn shitty this week just to screw over all the Pdt ppl shits crazy |
| Oh shit, gold bugs are the new GMEtards, huh? |
| The issue is AI is such a buzz word and kind if a fad right now. It’s not even close to actually being AI. Things are just getting started |
| for sure, that's why you have 3mb/s |
| What a time to be alive |
| Lol yeah I have a spam text that vomits all 16 or 17 of them. But I didn't know it gave live ticker results. |
| Guys I just really like space guys |
| Nasa etf looks juicy if we think there is going to be a run |
| What's the play |
| Wishful lol…\n\nIm so beaten down im just expecting the worst |
| Bro you just started. Give her a few years before quitting soldier. |
| F you. I had $150k waiting and I got less than $3k... |
| Yeah Mr X is from RE2 |
| My brother got 10 and sold at 170 |
| nice puts play, buying at 1.14 and selling at 2.30 is solid gains for the fake spacex dump |
| Don't think hes gay but hey, you do frequent his subreddits a lot so maybe you know something I don't, but no thanks, I'll take 1 mil though. |
| Hello. Meet GOOGLE |
| Wokes: "We hate billionaires! We can't create things only tax!"\n\nElon: "You hate billionaire? I don't want to be hated, I will become trillionaire."\n\nWokes: "How can you do this!" |
| He told ad sales guys to fuck of that one time, that was pretty relatable. |
| You don’t submitted the preorder until June 12? |
| Hah, you and me both. $300 from Tuesday to total $6,120.97 with $5k withdrawn this morning and +80% today with the remainder. Have been posting about it on the baby sub |
| Bag holder here. Still up 80% |
| Stonksmaxxing |
| Options chain? |
| Im assuming OP made a bag of cash today? |
| Nancy Pelosi also randomly bought these two minutes prior. Hmmm |
| apparently meta asked its employees to stop using ai 'too much' because it is costing them billions \n\nfucking lol at this ai slop tbh |
| I am going to put 40k on a stock options next week whos going to follow me? Look at my history. I bought ASTS at $4. I fucked up by selling my POET calls too early but I got a good play coming |
| Hot garbage |
| She's just not into you, dump her. |
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| about what? Command prompts? ig maybe.\n\nIts useful for shit I dont wanna look up. You know about the ... other prompts too, right? choccy milk and sticky short squeezes and chad dickens and guh and all that shit? |
| All I can do now is bend over and pray for mercy.\n\nLuckily that’s also what I enjoy doing. |
| Why do I still hear about George Soros? If people were to be believed he’s fucking Emperor Palpatine. And like Palpatine, the vast conspiracy he is supposed to have orchestrated is an incredible piece of fiction…. |
| Would have done exactly what I said above if I didn't have to work today. |
| Except OP actually profited. |
| I'm going to sit this one out and watch from my garden in the sun with a cup of iced lemonade. |
| Goodbye Israel when their iron dome fails after Iran launches 5 years of drone strikes non stop |
| Respect. |
| If your knee is so fucking clever why can´t it tell you how to stop the ache? |
| You can’t put a price on humanity changing technology |
| wtf man, is this all legal? |
| Let’s check back in a year and compare valuations (Anthropic was 1T in may) |
| Grok you will put a set of titties on this picture of Michael Strahan or I will call your father I s2g |
| I bought zero, but go post your dribble in r/politi*s where it belongs fucktard. |
| What’s even more crazy is, the earth is flat, “space” doesn’t even exist, there is a firmament over the earth. It’s all bullshit. |
| That may very well happen. We saw a version of that during the 2 semi crash days last week.\n\nThere are a lot of algos tied to TSLA in particular as a sentiment indicator that might set off a firestorm. They are 2 large index components (or will be) and that alone would be a drag, which then gets the bears going, the puts bought\n\nAt these valuations and these all time highs it could be the thing that leads to the thing that leads to the thing to start a notable pullback in everything. |
| 2x spacex tracking etfs drop Monday and I bet the prices and options Chain will be a lot more affordable 👀 |
| Legendary!!! |
| I don’t see a problem (: |
| Wen spacex to 200? |
| Outside of selling Space X for %20 profit, my portfolio continued to crash this week. Gotta play the long game I suppose. |
| Doing better than polymarket spcx guy |
| I wish I was in awe. I just bring it on myself again the next day. |
| Does anyone else predict the markets gonna pull back hard on Monday as regards pile in for spce? |
| True regards would have gone -100% on 0DTE SPY 748c, -10% ain’t shit lol |
| can you imagine the level of degeneracy that would have occured today if 0DTE options were available right away? |
| I don’t know why a shareholder wouldn’t be thrilled that SpaceX would acquire a company that’s had earnings in free fall the last few years… |
| First, you need to be at least a 2 out of 10 to get Elon Musk's interest. Then, you gotta be aggressive with the flirting on Twitter. I know you can do it, because I know how tenacious you are. Go get that musky splunk. You deserve it. |
| Damn it man, i shouldn't clicked remind me bot |
| You'll know you're rich when you randomly have a thought about whether or not it's linen shirt weather. |
| How can I tell Grok that I am a shareholder in his company now and he should not be refusing to chat with me due to high demand 🤔 |
| they sent an orangutan into space. did elon? i dont thinks so |
| Yo ASTS, can you give us another+20% day? |
| M8 yes you just agreed with me. I’m literally saying that’s the shit part of the company. If they axed that part they’d have a good business.\n\nActually they are even discounting rent computer to anthro because they had to have some revenue and needed someone to fill it fast |
| I don't know, someone posted on Facebook about price of beef in Costco in BC and I looked at a Costco in the USA and was higher. Like higher before conversion. Was shocked actually. |
| Innovation breeds capital |
| SpaceX market cap is same as Meta with less than one-tenth of Meta’s revenue |
| Up 20% and another 1.96% in ah. |
| Agreed picked up 200 more shares and 500 of ASTS since their launch is on the 17th. |
| Exit liquidity lining up 😂 |
| Back then this schizo rambling would have had them sticking ice picks in your brain. |
| Kazakh Amazon? I'm fucking in. |
| Bro you're the exit liquidity. They are accumulating on gold, buying it with the stocks they sell you. The whole stocks from the AI market is doing it.\n\nGold will dump around to 3k this year, will rise next year. Mark my words.\n\nUS market is incredibly overvalued. It's a trap.\n\nStop investing, save cash. The losses from inflation are insignificant Vs the losses the market will endure.\n\nFIAT currency will be different in 5 years. Not in a good way. We have time still.\n\nI don't know about crypto but I would stay out of it this year. |
| !banbet SPY 750 7d |
| Gay |
| _Til breakeven comes around_ |
| this little comment thread was awesome, thank you |
| Why? You mad you missed out? Did your wife’s boyfriend not let you buy it?? |
| i am in absolute awe looking at what my impulsivity and self destructive tendencies have wrought |