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| What the actual fuck, I went balls deep into UPST based on a different post here about 3 weeks ago, how am I supposed to profit from blind faith with this kind of shit upsetting the apple cart? |
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| We need stagflation ASAP |
| What’s more likely, they miss out on potential exit liquidity of reeling in more retail with FOMO, or they pump the shit out of it on day 1 to trick people into buying before they pull the rug? Bet accordingly |
| I thought it crashed? |
| Im thinking about the Belfast situation |
| Glad I gassed up yesterday |
| SoftBank is kinda insane if you think about it |
| average redditers learning about p/e has just been insufferable. can you move on to dcf or ev/ebitda just give us a fucking break for christs sake |
| choke on it |
| Which is why i framed it as a question, i also was specificslly talking about the EU market |
| What you say makes sense, so therefore the stock will do what doesn’t make sense and moon. |
| Upstart, what do they do? |
| Close maybe, maybe not. Eventually yup. Their leaders literally said they want to kill us. Doesn't change what I said about it being impossible to form a peaceful deal with them. Someone keeps saying theyre going to shoot you, you take it seriously. They dont have a gun, so youre not that worried but they keep trying to get a gun. You just wait until someone will sell them a gun??? |
| The tipsy pig, or anywhere in the Marina really. If there's no more room, they surely will be right at home in San Jose. |
| All this and we're getting a rate cut! |
| Got my calls ready |
| Inflation doesn’t matter, investor $ counts as consumer $, right? Right?! |
| **Buy space stocks ahead of the SpaceX IPO,’ they said. ‘It’s a guaranteed catalyst,’ they said!** |
| Thank you for your time to this matter |
| I am buying 725P at open. Market looks gey as hell |
| More war = calls |
| What’s the going theory for tomorrow? |
| ⁶🤗⁹ |
| life doesnt give you lemons\n\nit gives you pants\n\nand when you get older, you might shid em\n\ndont be so hard on yourself |
| I love kospi so much, watching their charts is so entertaining |
| Not enough they’re cheap bastards |
| Hedouken! |
| Did u close it? Lol |
| Did you forget about Brexit? Very little impact UK has on EU market much less US market. Which will be based around CPI/inflation data point tomorrow. \nDon't try to connect unrelated events to market decisions |
| Can some explain how bad this could have gotten? |
| It’s so obvious, why would they let it crash before they cash out? There’s no way it doesn’t shrek pump on day 1 |
| Free burgers for life |
| Iran preparing for retaliatory strikes |
| MAFT closed below 50 and 200 day moving average. How is it not bearish? |
| then the market is gonna pump 19% tomorrow to catch up to the cost of living |
| Don't options take 1 day to settle? Why not cash account? |
| Who cares about oil shortage when u can build 5 data centers and ask AI how to solve this issue? 🤡 |
| Not me, but sounds like my kind of guy. Our business is environmental and health sciences. |
| PDT ended thureday. I reloaded $2k Friday and $2k today and both days a -3% moves. Like wtf? |
| Keep? Why would you keep them? Seen the price of beef lately? Slaughter! Those are cash cows! |
| I bought some 750 0DTE and 760 3DTE during the last hour with some profits. Let’s snowball… or donate to the casino. |
| I've gone ultimate boomer, I went from trading options, to sports betting, to now playing the lottery. At least with the lottery I control my loss to $5 a day. |
| Last night future mooned and we saw how that turned out. |
| How do gamblers say “20 minutes later this would be giga dicked down loss porn” and then proceed to say this garbage at the same time? This must be the type of superpositional retardness QUBT is harnessing. |
| Working overtime at the dumpster 😩 |
| That’s certainly all true but I also wasn’t justifying it, just giving an analogy for how the response was purely a reciprocal attack to send a message, not really to escalate things |
| Nah, riots are part of the system in Europe. |
| bet |
| I am a poor and I am here 😡😡😡😡 |
| Puts on Korea |
| Not really because that's the only reason retards are buying it now. They think they can sell it to a bigger retard later. If it IPOd at 300 and no one thought it would go to 600, then no one would buy it. |
| upon reflection ber month and pride month falling on the same month, genuinely makes sense and is quite obvious in hindsight |
| Nokia, Applied Digital, Intuitive Machines (LUNR), RedWire, Pepsi Co. Wal-Mart, P&G, Target, Plug Power.\n\nGood luck, let us know how it turns out for you! |
| Good send them my way |
| I dont even want to hold the spy rn. Sgov it is |
| Here's hoping you get an aneurysm next time you shit eating retard |
| ROUND 2 - FIGHT! |
| Europeans riot all the time. Government can cut a fart in France and they riot. They riot over soccer (football) games. |
| The whole sentiments thing is making it easier to inverse wsb lmao 🤌🏻 |
| and the crowd goes mild |
| Market wont crash. They have to dump the ipo stonks on retail after all |
| I’m just buying the dips tbh, I’m expecting most stocks to start pretty red tomorrow morning and finish neutral. |
| u belong here |
| 90 mins until KOREACON begins |
| PDT gone, just wait until we get real 24 hour trading. I'm going to hit levels of financial and moral bankruptcy hitherto unforeseeable |
| 🥭 |
| Deal soon! |
| We don't have the arsenal necessary to go the distance on this, and everyone in geopolitics knows it unfortunately |
| That’s funny |
| But today’s not a top. |
| My favorite part is when they said unemployment claims are dropping, while in reality people cant reapply cus they never got work since their last application |
| No way they go up |
| CPI gonna come in at 19% tomorrow and every index will hit ATH because cost of living doesn’t matter all that matters is increasing shareholder value |
| Screwbrained |
| They had to pay back 2b for the china servers, and backlog doesn’t mean they get all that money in one quater |
| That doesn’t change anything I just said. \n\nAnd no, Iran wasn’t close to nuking you and I Jesus |
| “A US Army Apache helicopter reportedly collided with an Iranian drone” - lol |
| the dude who got roped into the BBBY cult? |
| is that good or bad |
| Fuck it just send MSFT to 350 and put me out of my misery |
| Weak as fuck. |
| Need some corn futures. |
| The BOJ and Bessent are terrorists. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Wow, so the only thing people need to break an addiction is one big gain or high. Huh. Im gonna have to recommend this cure to more ppl. |
| \> *Iran’s Revolutionary Guard says it will soon deliver ‘heavy response’*\n\n*💀* |
| The butt supply just doubled and the cost just dropped like it's hot. |
| Yeah, trying to drive the stock prices down so they can buy in lower. They probably sold out a year ago. |
| cut the fucking rates you crazy bastards |
| This is awesome lmao |
| Oh darn... only up $5... |
| Today truly was fucking wild. |
| USO bros are the new silver bros |
| Ha I always watch oil temp on the way to work. Can barely get it to 140 in the 8 miles. Still give it some gas here and there to hear the exhaust |
| I've got a feeling we get an Iran deal "imminet" post and we rally despite seeing inflation North of 5% because there is a deal and that means it only gets better |
| I think they put me on self managed account status after I threatened to move to IB for lower margin rates and then lost $150K in a week. They never call me anymore. |
| BINGO! |
| I’ll follow Cramer into a trade(with a delay) before I do anything a fucking bank or seekingalpha says is a good idea. |
| No kidding? Where did you see that? |
| Hopefully a 2-3% red rocket tomorrow. |
| It might be fake but this is 100% a real thing that can happen in the agricultural markets. |
| You were probably in hot springs area. My full time home is in a decent size town just outside of hot springs. There are crystals in my yard. It’s actually one reason I do not till ag for my gardens and food plots. |
| I was loading up on nvda during that time because I knew how important ai was going to be, same with energy stocks and memory, I bought 1k of sndk at 45 and still have some shares worth around 30k today |
| Massive riots in the UK might impact the EU markets tomorrow, or it might not, how was the markets after george floyd? |
| This isn’t an actual attack it’s theater. 🥭 already decided he’s going to cave in and give them everything but he’s got to act like he made the choice and it’s on his terms etc. |
| futes starting to drop 👀 |
| warsh is worth over 100M. his father in law is the billionaire from estee lauder cosmetics and president of the world jewish congress. mango is not going to say a peep to these people. |
| Def price collusion happening with oil no doubt |
| The poor don't buy or sell stocks.\n\nThe stock market goes down when the poors have too many jobs.\n\nConflating the stock market and the health of the economy is asinine at this point |
| the big yahoo |
| AMERICA FUCK YEAH |
| And the driver is a blind algorithmic trading bot. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bqm4bijt1c6h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5e369b505400772945622ce1e96ea8688b61764 |
| Artificial demand. Nothing is real anymore as a business model. |
| FIFA peace prize 🤣🤡 |
| Netanyahu |
| privacy is just gone huh |
| https://preview.redd.it/jyne2crp1c6h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93caaacc4938092ee756be1a0004c6e4d426b210\n\n \n🚀🚀🚀 |
| Shahed drones spotted over iraq, en route to kuwait. I guess only way oil goes up is if oil infra gets hit. |
| Nobody waiting for shit, just riding the wave dumbass. Sorry you hate making money. |
| 🥭: Fannie/Freddy and CIA will be run by same guy |
| That’s like saying your not gae and just enjoy the taste of dik |
| SpaceX IPO allocation must be going bad...I'm getting constant notifications about it from my retail brokerages. |
| those lows were a preview of what's going to happen if CPI is hot |
| He had 8$ |
| "hey, that looks like shit, imma jumping in!" |
| $2000 on day 1 confirmed |
| OIL |
| I read that as ‘I’m getting hard af rn’ |
| Combobulate and fry 🍟 |
| Cant wait for the 5% pump after we end the attacks that we started today |
| I was good on the first, but two bees is some hieroglyphics that are beyond me. |
| Those are NPC's |
| Low volume noise, hollow retracing |
| Tryst . Link |
| Inverse Trump is the new strategy |
| Oil just eating stop losses just like usual, get ready for it to moon once it’s done |
| Dude really doesn't care/know what conflict of interests is |
| Boss makes a hundred, I make a buck, let's steal the cat off the company truck. |
| A more correct analogy would be that all of the shops have heard from all of their clients that they would like to buy 40 Apples. What actually happens when the sale opens? Who knows. It could be that all of those people want to buy all of those Apples and the price skyrockets.\n\nIt could also be that 10 guys got drunk and called 4 different shops trying to buy an Apple. On market open they've sobered up and only 5 of them go to buy their one Apple per guy. Price drops.\n\nNo way to tell until the IPO actually happens. |
| Have 1200 to spunk into the market tomorrow. Someone give me some targets please |
| Exactly, those rules are based on reality such as the fact that oil and stock price is usually inversely correlated because when oil price goes up it’s seen as an added expense on products that lowers profit and leads to lower stock prices, when that “rule” is broken it’s because algos are being pushed to do nothing but sell every possible asset because market makers see some personal benefit to doing so, it’s even more proof that they control prices when they can break these hard rules, another example is how gold has been dropping despite geopolitical uncertainty and rising inflation, both of which are supposed to make the price goes up but market makers force it down instead with nonstop selling pressure |
| Spoken like a true degenerate regard |
| That's diversification. Can't put your entire port in war or peace. |
| Ppl call corn bros delulu but if you look at how the Bols have been waiting for a peace deal since February you realize it's the same type of ppl |
| Some people say there is balance of power executive, legislative, and judicial branch. What do you think that translates to for the FED? |
| Bro swung trade 8$ and turned it into $2600 nah mods he deserves a flair |
| \-10% at the index level coming up |
| War - bullish.\nPeace - believe it or not, also bullish. |
| \+100 sh SPCX mkt 9:30 |
| leave my favorite Walmart greeters alone 😡 |
| Up is up |
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| Shitty jobs that everyone complains about when undermanned tho\n\nSomeone needs to work them.\n\nThere are only so many lowkey influencer macha corporate jobs for all of us.\n\nSomeone needs to drive the bus. Be the janitor. Keep the power grid going.\n\nWhat type of "good jobs" are you expecting. How many should be added? What's the financial outlook? How heavy is the industry? Who is going to build out the infrastructure to raise demand? |
| Still 6 months to go up 10 percent then drop 15 |
| Nah, he's fine. He took time to comment on reddit. Now when he stops doing that, then its time to worry. |
| And ppl wanna know why birth rate is dropping lol |
| Pretty sure 🥭 is playing puppet master with them too |
| 🫣 |
| Boomer dads had it made compared to us |
| Ouch I was up $30K at one point today and finished like +$5K. Bears win today. |
| Lmao I am from Arkansas and your story sounds similar to a family I know out in Point Remove. He literally bought construction vehicles (diggers, bulldozers, dump trucks) to play with them because he has always wanted to since he was little. Then he just loans them out for his many businesses he's accumulated over the years from buying them in bankruptcy court. And he sold his business worth hundreds of millions less than 10 years ago, only difference is that I'm pretty sure it's just 3 partners on that one. |
| I don't know about robinhood but even if they did restrict your participation in future IPOS, so what. I doubt they will (fidelity lowered their limit from $500,000 non-retirement to $2,000 for paricipation). They talk tough until they need another cap raise.\n\nBut even if *if they did*, guide yourself only by money. You can open another broker account. |
| That’s 50k more than most of the regards on this sub. |
| sounds like going all in on war, but calling it a ceasefire |
| No problem 👍 |
| It will be here in two weeks. |
| The trick is to buy the ones that only go up |
| Always price in the dangers, thats why iam only buying one ai stock. |
| Bison Paddock \n\nhttps://sfrecpark.org/Facilities/Facility/Details/Bison-Paddock-224 |
| 🥭 to 🐝🐝: stop fucking striking iran you crazy bastard I can do it myself |
| They say that while desperately looking for people to buy, lowering the limit to 2k lol |
| Ok but sell and rebuy lower lol … goodluck man I hope it works out for you |
| Gold about to go red on the 6 month 💀 |
| Since everyone knows that CPI is going to be high, the market will end green as it’s already priced in. The market closed way off the lows of the day. |
| This time buying the dip won’t save U , look around U , the poors have NO jobs 😡😡😡 |
| What happens when people want more of a thing that's available? Eli5 plz |
| Where are the sex robots? I bet that's the next big thing after Dara centers on mars. |
| Either way, my portfolio is expiring worthless on Friday |
| But but but. I just read that the oil price bombed due to rumors of an agreement to keep talking, somehow, ish.. |
| If she's still invested in it it tells me shes smart but knows people are dumb enough to keep the bubbke pumping |
| Is the Art of the Deal in the room with us? |
| Basically long term investing |
| UMAC gonna moon |
| You just weren’t advertising properly… for the low price of $499 let me sell you a course on marketing your dick eating |
| WHAT |
| Oh really. So over subscribed an IPO is. It should do 100x first day then? |
| I understood that reference |
| Risk management is going all in on AI, but calling it a bubble. |
| HEY, THIS GUYS TRYNNA LEAVE THE CASINO |
| High end hotel bars near convention centers. |
| Some people are saying Kevin Warsh is just the Chairman and it's the board as a whole that collectively makes decisions. |
| Why is helicopter in Iran in the first place. |
| I feel like "final throes" is usually associated with imminent death.\n\nIt's not exactly inspiring confidence. |
| Show the full time returns |
| i'm just passionate |
| Yeah, but the BOJ doing it is just sad cuz they’re shooting themselves in the face to save the yen, so I don’t call them out as much. I pity them really. |
| I can't do math that's why I am in this sub |
| Bizzaro Jim Cramer still unbeaten. |
| Imagine being a boomer, having the opportunity to buy when the dow was at 1k and houses were like 5k yet still managing to be broke today... |
| Oil can’t even reach 90 with love tap and retaliations lol |
| \nHow much are you down? |
| Bank of America was forced to acquire Merrill Lynch for the good of the nation in 2008. Bank of America saved democracy in 2008. |
| $30/share by Monday |
| But can't you do these calls on more volatile stocks? Why do SPY? |
| face down, anoos up |
| Yep the great 3 day 2026 depression before institutions absolutely pump SPCX |
| At this point, I’m convinced the circuit breaker is a myth, perpetuated by bols to keep us buying puts at elevated prices. |
| In my dm |
| That means you’re addicted, bro. |
| Craigslist |
| that’s a neat little story, NASA\n\nif only it were real |
| In October it opened at 2.5% green and ended 3% red in one day. I glt wrecked that day. |
| Pretty sure it just fucking crashed because it probably hasn’t been maintained in a decade. |
| Onlyfans? |
| lol |
| Right, who cares about comments, a waste of a whole section |
| Japan is doing this shit too. |
| Are you positioned for the Crash of 2026? |
| So that's where the one time code I requested went |
| So are these just buys? No idea if this profit? \nDidn't bother to block out last 4 digits of account so it will be drained to 0 shortly anyways. You might want to connect your brokerage account as well to Reddit to maximize data sharing |
| If you call that flat you havent seen my wife's tits yet |
| She is a 10/10 but tells me ai is a bubble. |
| Let’s goo |
| Oil got shorted ASAP after futures reopened |
| Wsb |
| I've started sportsbetting and I'm not gonna lie I can see how mf'ers can get addicted to this. There's no chance I get addicted, but i find myself thinking about betting all day while i'm at work and I've even started dreaming about placing bets lmao. I can't wait to get home to turn on a game to bet. Honestly, sports aren't even fun anymore if I haven't bet on it. |
| That’s a happy accident |
| I was close to capitulating there… then we dead cat bounced. We not out of the clear het |
| Sometimes it’s darkest right before the dawn |
| What is the name of that app?? |
| Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament. |
| What? You don’t hire someone bc they eventually wanna have a family? How is that different from someone who already has one? |
| ok chatgpt |
| I’m eyeing 190p for tomorrow |
| Why should it? |
| Man, getting an early IPO allotment for SPACX on HOOD and dumping it would be worth the ban |
| Don't give out logic. This is a casino. Throw your dice, people are waiting to get in for some reason. And, they keep asking how much the drinks are. |
| It’s just 80,000 lbs. what are you worrying about? Call the cow palace see if they have some spare room. Or just use marina green - the local folk will be totally chill about it |
| I'm out of protein powder again, which one of you will volunteer to be eaten for my sustenance |
| wtf is this new daily discussion table. |
| u made moneis i 2022 downturn too?\n\n |
| Iran has publicly said they want to nuke you, me, and our families for years over and over. 45 can be an ahole and a clown AND Iran can not get nukes can both be true. |
| Deal was imminent in 36 hours for the last 30 days bro. Do they have a different time scale in Iran? Maybe 1 hour is 1 day? We got some interstellar shit over here |
| Puts on squares and triangles |
| You're not the only one. |
| Bet on polimarket that US and Iran sign agreement this month. |
| See but your logic is why I’m poor still |
| I have infinite margins no need to sell, I can sell my brother tho |
| But Iran's military was destroyed in the first hour of the non war conflict? |
| They make a real product and they make a lot of money, but they do not give a shit about their shareholders |
| Is that really that much more though 🤨 |
| In hnd sight yea\nBut if Space X had the same pattern- everyone would say they got rugpulled\n\nThign is the people rugpulling- even they have no clue what can happen in the next 1-2-3-6-10 years. Their own FOMO psycology might let them not rugpull in hopes of doing it later- |
| If i wanted to buy a male escort where would i start |
| Im somehow poorer then when I was unemployed. Couldnt have done it without yall chat |
| I thought I was being smart buying the dip |
| It’s like having a MAN GO in your mouth! |
| Didn’t realise that oil is a shitcoin as well lmao |
| Get ready for the “We are now even! Iran is very scared and wants to make a deal, badly! No more strikes!” truth social post |
| Right... thats the reason yes. Ofcourse. |
| How is SPY not dumping at the moment lol? Overnight I guess? |
| Thank you chatgpt |
| Funny thing is entire market was dumping yesterday until 🥭 announced new strikes, then it bounced back up 😂 |
| Retaliate and fly 🚀 |
| "Sir can we bomb them yet? Can we retaliate on the enemy?"\n\n"Wait a few hours, the market isnt closed yet" |
| I identify as an Apache attack helicopter my pronouns are FALSE/FLAG 🤣🤣🤣😂 |
| You have no idea the physical toll 3 vasectomies have on the body !!! |
| You remind me of my ex. |
| MSFT green of course |
| I already am with… all the gain porn 1 week ago |
| Bro mango wishes he could get a JPOCA deal. Iran had him by the balls the moment they hit oil infrastructure, closed the straight and he backed off. They are Jimmy Certering him. |
| we know it´s moved by algos, but algos trade with a rule, it´s not rare that oil goes up stonks go down for example, in this case, every fucking thing was sold by the algos all morning... |
| this is dumping overnight |
| Running a $5 special behind the dumpster at Wendy’s .. need some $ to FD tomorrow |
| ITS ALL PRICED IN |
| Can I let you in on a secret?\n\nIt's easy to create lots of \[shitty jobs\] that don't pay well.\n\nYes, the economy added jobs last month, but real wages are dropping.\n\nThe paychecks of most American workers aren’t covering rising costs — they’re getting poorer.\n\nThis isn't something to celebrate. |
| same let's get it |
| oh |
| If you buy them we'll see the biggest green dildo in existence after ER |
| 8% for me |
| They'll use water from below maybe\n |
| Round 2 electric boogaloo if CPI comes in hot and more escalation from Iran |
| Alright, oil closed the gap from the gap up at open. Bessent has to run out of ammo soon, right? |
| Have you been living under a rock? |
| Iam gonna cum. |
| Maybe realize losses while there is still something to realize? I mean… it don’t look too good. |
| I know what you are, but what am I? \n Can you name the 5th grader snowflake? |
| Or was there even an apache? |
| Fun Summary: \nIsraeli airstrikes hit Tyre in southern [**Lebanon**](https://www.dw.com/en/lebanon/t-19131661) after the military ordered the entire city to evacuate\n\n[**Donald Trump**](https://www.dw.com/en/us-president-donald-trump-russia-ukraine-israel-gaza-tariffs-trade-war/t-19434433) says a Middle East peace deal is in the 'final throes'\n\nThe US president says the Strait of Hormuz will reopen immediately after a deal is sealed |
| Trust me bro |
| I sold 133 puts. I hope i win |
| Right. We have a peace deal every Wednesday. |
| Just checked, biggest winner was a 734 call, bought at 11:41 for a total cost of $26.54. sold at 3:05 for $500 |
| tomorrow even wilder |
| yeah the restarting of a war always begins with publicly announcing strikes surely oil goes to 3000 panik |
| Plot twist. They wanted to make seeking alpha and bank “analysts” seem like reliable news sources. |
| Didn't know war is bullish for the market 💀 |
| In a star format |
| Even worse....more likely to get 0 shares...especially now that they are lowering requirements\n\n |
| Kilts are back in style. |
| yeah, but my point is that the whole fucking thing traded down and they wanted the cash exclusvely and put preassure into it as they were sellign stonks, oil, gold, btc, **they fucking sold everything in the morning**, then it stabilized and usd ended slighly down but it was the only thing they wanted during the selloff part: USDs... another regard here said this was to get moneis for the IPO, looks like to much, but hey, it is the only acceptable hypothesis I got |
| Bessent is working over time. Massive shorts hit the tape as soon as it opened. |
| I'm sooorryyyy Kyle!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fn7oh97p0c6h1.png?width=1118&format=png&auto=webp&s=615dbff360117bb406fa576b5f747b1ef8699682 |
| Retaliatory US strikes and VIX is at $18? Fucking lol |
| Okay, buying MUU calls |
| My life is unmanageable. HIMS tho |
| You say investing monthly still wins, but isn't your simulation investing each trading day? |
| A **mass murderer** is a perpetrator who deliberately kills a large number of people illegally, typically within a single event and in one or more locations in close geographic proximity. Unlike serial killers, mass murderers commit their crimes with no "cooling-off period" between the homicides. |
| Capitulate and cry |
| I miss BF3 fam |
| If you can save a little breathing room for what’s worthless, you might find that it’s only worth less |
| no more pdt, everyone's an algo trader now |
| its not real, if it was they'd discuss arranging payment for the cows. you have to pay at the closing cost for delivery of the good (and the offset from entry price was updated in your margin balance). |
| Oversight/mistakes happen. Besides UA/RU. The whole world is still pretty newbish on drone interception. |
| I do not honestly think Trump is looking for a reason to escalate, I think on some level he realizes how much he fucked up by starting this shit. If anything misunderstanding, because he doesn’t want to look like more of a bitch if Iran shot an Apache down. |
| The good old days.. |
| they need to check the direction of the drone that hit the apache, did it come from iran or israel |
| Stop sniffing glue!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/ng9z5pd70c6h1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f9cd7572ab91502c90314a64cf68d040d419682 |
| My index fund is up 35% from last year so.. yeah something crazy is not right. |
| My wife did the hiring in our business. I'd see a young, unmarried women come in and laugh. She'd talk about getting married and having kids. My wife would laugh and say we got enough problems, I am not hiring that mess. |
| Black gold son |
| Reddit said don’t buy, so put in order for 100 shares. |
| https://preview.redd.it/uyp9xxn50c6h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45f210c3b10fe512834b33d3502ae9d9e2a1a003\n\n |
| lol nah I’m holding for $4k |
| ghey |
| Until I do it. Then it'll stop |
| Calls on circle stock? |
| Commodities don't move until they do, it's the most volatile sector \n\nit's very good at hiding it's intentions |
| Congrats g. The balls it takes to buy $74K of 0DTE and hold till noon is crazy |
| I’ve averaged 30% per year since 2020 unlike the rest of wsb because I actually know how the market works, the way I laid things out are exactly how they will happen and people will cry about how it’s not fair when they very well could have just thought about things logically and arrived at the same conclusion, I can dm you with my gains once the IPO happens bc I’m in for 2k shares |
| Oil is going to $60 at this rate tbh |
| I dont know man, I always put at least two stop losses; just in case things dont go as plan |
| I’ve done my own research on the equations that govern the break-even between building data centers on earth vs space. The case for the latter rests on many things improving quite drastically in a short period of time. Some, like launch costs going to $100/kg, I think are a reach but feasible. Others, like having a mass-to-compute-power ratio \\sigma <= 10 kg/kW, I think are extremely unlikely (it’s close to a theoretical bound of \~2-4 based on the physics of radiation). I also think the fleet replacement costs will be a huge problem. Not in small part due to risks inherent to scaling in the number of satellites in space - Kessler syndrome will become a real issue at 1m satellites. I’d say *at best*, and I really mean if everything pans out to the wildest hopes of space data centers proponents, you’re looking at a 10x reduction in $/kW of compute. If Elon can pull all of these things off I will salute him and eat my hat. But based on his track record I have serious doubts.\n\nHe’s really betting (or at least promising investors) this will work, so he can align all three of his businesses within SpaceX and unlock their synergy - launch, compute, AI. But if the middle link fails to pan out then this business mix makes no sense. |
| I feel like ORCL puts for earnings tomorrow is free money |
| You think 15% is enough to quench the insatiable thirst of wild bol? |
| Go to bar. Punch random guy in face. Guy hits you back. Guy keeps hitting you back. Ask friends you’ve been threatening and talking shit on all night for backup. They say no. Guy goes out to your girlfriend’s car and starts trashing it. Tell your girlfriend he’ll be done any minute. Now he’s broken all the windows. Tell girlfriend guy is done now and you won. Guy drives off with car. Tell girlfriend he’ll be back any minute now. Guy takes car to body shop. Block him in while he gets it fixed and tell girlfriend guy is fixing it for her. Guy gets out of the body shop and takes her car to the DMV and registers it in his name. Tell girlfriend guy will be selling it back to you guys any day now. Weeks go by. Beg guy to sell it back. Offer him $50k for it. Guy says no. Offer to suck his dick. Guy says no. Go yell at friends who didn’t back you up. Guy and friends screenshot you crying and send it to your girlfriend. Tell your girlfriend you won. Guy then comes to your house in car, picks up your girlfriend, takes her home and fucks her. Go to NBA game and fall asleep while everyone boos you. |
| Not to mention the update UI is absolute garbage. \nI don’t give two shits about previews and thumbnails that are overly big. I miss the days when I could see a ton of options with minimal scrolling. |
| 68419 |
| _Where?_ |
| https://preview.redd.it/w0wiovy10c6h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c39eb54dca973d19aea21f60842646497263b998 |
| Naw fb makes way more money. |
| IPO this summer |
| Nah, way inside the blast radius |
| what didn’t u guys do to me 😭😭😭!! Kicked me when I was already DEAD (bear) |
| How is oil not pumping |
| wild. what u hold? |
| Back to the stone age?? \nCan we finally do it all ready ? \nWake up mr president |
| Everything is crowded on both sides. Too many longs and too many shorts |
| Mine are carrying over for next year 🤓 |
 wsj.com www.wsj.com |
| Only the U.S. could claim “self-defense” while occupying another country’s sovereign airspace |
| 🥭 |
| I am gonna need a $30k cash injection asap |
| I see on Iranian televisions they are saying they have not done any attacs on hormuz in the last 24hrs. \nCould this be a misunderstanding? Or trump looking for a reason to escalate? |
| Oil not going to 300 a barrel in a straight line up? How can this be? Is it bugged? |
| Bye bye smci call holders |
| I remember 31 getting so excited her kid got into private school with bursary/ scholarship\n\nSo did I. And ive ended up here😔 |
| U know that works both ways right? They discriminate against both |
| Peace talks going well! |
| Amen brother…. |
| Priced in |
| Looks like OP was **FILLED**, which explains the good mood |
| Oil drilling and bears still think tomorrow is WW3 \n\nDeal imminent in 36 hours this was a scheduled responsive show off attack |
| What did we do to you |
| Axios |
| Why are my calls not dead rn |
| Nah make my puts sing |
| Left beef? |
| Red for ants |
| Nothing. If it falls under 90$ you buy calls, if it hits $95 you sell. Free money glitch for days. |
| Brother it’s a circle and they haven’t realised yet |
| I play options with my grocery money, we are not the same |
| korea have mercy on our souls |
| This is >checks chart< bullish? |
| Lmao |
| Yet my puts are worth less |
| AH looks red… |
| Just 6? My sweet autumn fetus |
| everything reminds me of her |
| dayum! |
| Too much winning! |
| BER is |
| Give it two weeks! \n\n\n*eye roll* |
| china probably has siphoned oil out of the ocean and already refined all their import needs by now. |
| It's Whisky Wednesday. Are you eating in the cold? I prefer the heat of printers. |
| who honestly believes that the CPI numbers wont be "adjusted" to reflect positive growth |
| You win bro.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fssfxwbmzb6h1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e810bd93e58cee4926e6bd467639f6a39ca5a0ff\n\n \n81% was best I could do. Damn wish I could have done 2,000% |
| Buy the dip |
| There is no denying the Iranian regime is awful. But you have to acknowledge that the recent shitshow was directly sparked by 🥭 and his folks in the region (including those who have certain *hatred* against kids and women). Trying to dismiss that reality by labeling it 'Iranian propaganda' is just another propaganda tactic in itself |
| You gay? |
| Age discrimination in the job market is justified |
| Everything just sells off together these days...idk |
| 😂😭😂😭😂😭 |
| Days like today are the ones where you look back in 6 months and say “damn, that was the top signal” |
| this is so regarded it might work. 2x Aug 100c. lets go |
| That’s not all of them, but it/ probably is half. Wife won’t let me get rid of the dexters (they are too cute and very gentle m). Honestly 80 is not much different than like 10-20 if your pastures are sized correctly and they can graze mostly. As long as you have equipment and shit that I’ve talked about in previous comments. Where it get expensive is health issues and feed amounts. But again, I don’t really know much more about cows than how to keep them alive for a few weeks here and there when my people are out of town. |
| If these companies see that GOOG isn't punished for diluting what is to stop other's from diluting for "AI"?\n\nIt's free retail liquidity. |
| XSP 0dte calls, a mix of 732-736 strikes throughout today, starting from 11:30 onwards |
| 🚀 |
| Why is it the US army…? |
| I also masturbate at work |
| Peace through war |
| Regular banks used to actually give you interest on your savings that they were borrowing and leding against. Imagine that. |
| If oracle earnings tomorrow are extremely positive Microsoft will moon.\n\nIf not the whole market is gonna crumble |
| Thanks! I did, yes! |
| This one actually may never end. They're much more committed than the US is. |
| Greedy bulls. Being up 15% in like 1 month wasn’t good enough for you? |
| I wonder if🥭 plays Prince of Persia to get valuable intel about the enemy |
| Another week another NACHO |
| this is a good hypothesis... I mean, it's too much, but yeah, it could be \nIPO on friday? |
| Self defense meteor love taps Crateceous period |
| Can someone explain to me how they can say 36 billion in recent orders in the last few weeks.. but their last Quarter was only 11B?\n\n\nAre they saying they expect to 3-4x their earnings? Because If so that seems bigger than the dilution surely?\n\n\nI know this is WSB but kinda... sounds like next earnings it will cover back and then some. |
| Collateral damage |
| These little (huge) panic dumps and Vs intraday just read like everyone has 1 hand on the last musical chair. First sign of dump and everyone dumps, first reveal everyone piles the fuck back in |
| Calls |
| Summer is expected to be hot. WEARING SHORTS FEELS MORE COMFORTABLE |
| How much did u lose 🥰🥰 |
| sorry to hear you're down on the part you didn't sell! \n \nwill see you then friend 🤝 |
| Oil is somehow also trying to drill to find oil lmao. |
| Today saw someone saying he sold, wonder what his reaction was when he saw the v |
| Why? Just ride it out til IPO speculation causes a bump. |
| And? |
| Looks like the AI thesis is getting stronger |
| [CNN honestly just did a report on this yesterday](https://www.cnn.com/2026/06/09/politics/times-trump-iran-deal-close) and said it's been 37 times. That seems way low to me |
| Looks like there needs to be more violence to achieve peace 🤌😮💨 |
| Love how you manage to lose money in calls, puts, and shares at the same time \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ot351u0fzb6h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d073d8c9d5635a68f971ed7d9aa7c18ee0661e5 |
| How the fuck |
| Great map. |
| The bad news is i lost pretty much everything \n\nThe good news is I have capital losses to offset against future gains! |
| See you tomorrow |
| Oil gapped up with a red candle 😭😭😭 you can’t make this shit up. |
| Oy, shut that comment down |
| Bruh everyone knows Fauci was slammin FD’s before he would get on camera… |
| 😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️ |
| Can you say it like I’m regarded? |
| Just put the copium in the IV bro. |
| An airstrike on a primary school in Minab, southern Iran, killed over 150 people on February 28, 2026, including more than 110 children, teachers, and parents. The Shajareh Tayyebeh Elementary School was severely damaged during a joint US-Israeli military operation |
| Hm wonder if it waa actually shot down by Isreal a la USS Liberty. |
| hunter biden is the hero we needed |
| Pile in before the rug pull, what’s more likely, all the big players sell on day 1 and cap their potential gains, or pump it for a few days to instill retail fomo before pulling the rug, I’m in for 2k shares betting that he’ll do whatever he can to maximize his exit liquidity and pump it before the rug pull |
He has said the the war will be over within days at least 37 times before\n\n Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) I'm looking forward to a future where we no longer have to hear this type of story*
*because Bari Weiss will fire anyone on CNN reporting it
bsky.app |
| ITS ALMOST JUST ABOUT RIGHT BOWDY BOWDY BE OVER |
| bullish as fuck |
| Calls on watermelons. |
| Cpi is tomorrow too |
| Still a lot slower than a missile though and we can hit those down |
| or the corner is in an MC Escher painting |
| Makes it even more horrifying. Could happen to anyone. The disorder is currently erupting as we speak. Just saw some aerial coverage of Belfast and it looks nuts. |
| Believe it or not calls it is |
| I think people would care more if he had said nothing about attacking publicly and just done it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8h27bkh7zb6h1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=065e7db92c32a053acffbaddb8cfb83b831c566b |
| https://preview.redd.it/5if9ere8zb6h1.jpeg?width=985&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d09fefd6002fdb62c11f3d04420f2252e00acf8 |
| Curly fries another trucker\n\n \*\*does the “downs” slapping invisible stairs hand motion\*\* |
| the matrix will just make more |
| "...Call holders will be their port turn into half..."\n\n...does anybody speak English on this sub anymore? |
| Its all fake |
| what the hell is wrong with oil? |
| Also my NFLX calls. This mf hacked my port |
| Alright who the fuck is actually selling oil to combat the current spike? The API numbers released today show Cushing (WTI commercial storage) is at 20.9 million barrels, with 20 being the operational stress level and 18 being the tank bottom. And the US is currently bombing Iran. How anyone can possibly be bearish oil is beyond me. |
| I'm still learning the ropes of trading cattle futures. Taking delivery of cows is best left to the professionals. |
| The irony of replacing cable tv with... Cable tv. |
| How many time he said cease fire / deal around the corner |
| The strait is open for business also it may never be open for business again |
| Say ‘We won’t launch a attack’, buy and sell call options, and then buy put options before the attack actually begins.\nThat's a easy (fucking) option trades. |
| Fuck Israel. |
| MU going to 500 my brother lock up those gains for real |
| That was one of the most insane days of price action I’ve ever seen |
| Bro I had $800 to chuck on your $8 move. Next time text me the move @ 469-554-9381 |
| It's barrels and barrels u regard |
| why would i pay $85 for something that doesn't exist checkmate bears |
| MMs collecting our money |
| Casinos Cashed Checks |
| blood red*** |
| Im gonna deal so hard right now. |
| Horrible |
| Drill team 6 is ready |
| Maaaan, and to think I got scared and sold half my puts at EOD |
| Only if Iranian drones can travel 20,000 miles |
| The job numbers thing is because it says the economy is still strong, which means the Fed is likely to raise rates. |
| The awkward moment when Wall Street Bets has more geopolitical experts than sex robot experts |
| Elect a clown, expect a circus. |
| No, seriously, is anyone actually left on this planet who believes a deal is coming? |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 340.0 before 10-Jun-2026 12:53 PM -05 |
| Israel literally killed 34 Americans yesterday and nobody cares |
| !banbet |
| June is really a bearish month, so-far |
| Shut up and buy\n\n |
| Cramer just fucked my NVIDIA calls |
| Its not cheating when youre filming champ |
| At this point I just assume there never even was a helicopter. |
| Just put the brent in the barrel...... |
| Am gay? |
| The geopolitic bear brigade is out giving us the ‘tomorrow doom’ story therefore it’s time to full port MUU on margin |
| I know what you mean, on like a random tuesday in middle school. But this is like a random man walking on the streets getting attacked. Im genuinely scared. Theres going to be riots for sure |
| I only play in options with my divvy money |
| https://preview.redd.it/o7pim6rzyb6h1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f99a00288de5a598126ba3e805576866a7604479 |
| Gonna be comical when all oil ceases to exist and WTI will be $85 |
| i'm going to keep complaining until the market rallies again because i don't give a fuck about any of these assholes, i want my fucking money |
| Thats the fun part. Were walking in a rectangle. Theres always another corner |
| How much you offering? |
| no one cares about the war anymore |
| Puts it is |
| Stfu |
| talent i need |
| A real WSB degenerate |
| yes my puts are saved! |
| He’s been cooking that for the past 2 months saying there’s a deal coming soon lol |
| Dummy, we’re in WARR |
| They’re just shaking out stop losses before the Shrek pump on ipo day |
| Samsung is currently projected to be the second most profitable company in the world in 2026, behind Saudi Aramco, and most profitable in the world in 2027, so yeah corrections/pullbacks aside things are probably rosy there for the next couple years |
| Can we go back to just bombing fishermen? |
| ADBE? Just put the fries in the bag |
| Just put it in voo bro |
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| Wow. Everyone is realizing this is the new pivot-to-AI money grab play. And they're not gonna let Elon get there first. |
| lowkey one of the more practical takes i've read on this topic in a while. |
| Believe it or not... calls. |
| War 🦅🦅🦅 |
| You guys are the new silver bulls |
| drones can launch heat-seeking missiles |
| > “I believe the response should be very strong, very powerful, and that’s what this one is.”\n\nThis dude talks like he's tryna meet a word requirement for his community college paper |
| "...but they're just looking for a bETtEr liFE!" - lol... |
| Rumors of big booty latinas living in hiding waiting for a white knight to save them |
| It appears the market will only care about oil when shortages start showing up in the real world and affecting quarterly reports |
| Im scared the ceasefire might end soon |
| Funny how nobody talks about it anymore |
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| Cone of ignorance |
| !banbet SPY 760 3d |
| Wait few hours. Iran will strike other middle east nations and choke strait more.\n\nAt that time it will sky rocket. |
| US attack? Meh, just a theater. At least for now. We will se od Iran will escalate further. |
| I think someone big might get hurt on these oil paper trades. A lot of big boys were banking on a peace deal by now. |
| Officer doofy reporting for duty 🤓☝️ |
| All he had to do was find the corner of the circle.\n\n\nJust that one thing! |
| U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) forces began launching self-defense strikes against Iran at 5 p.m. ET today at the Commander in Chief’s direction, in response to yesterday’s downing of a U.S. Army Apache helicopter. The mission is a proportional response to unjustified Iranian aggression.\n\nand no one cares |
| Jarvis, recalculate the simulated open on my SMCI calls. Those numbers can't be right. |
| You forget the black swan case of the SpaceX IPO drops like a dookie on the NASDAQ, mopping up retail liquidity, then tanking, taking the market and the economy with it. Warsh is forced to cut rates, but layoffs abound, and now people are desperate and turning to UPST as a last ditch play to get liquidity to throw back into 0DTE calls on $SPY.\n\nLong 1/26/27 UPST $100C |
| MM shakes bulls and bears. Buys wendys calls because its the reason new money coming to the market |
| Going over to the neighbors house to inflict some self defense after they mowed their lawn at 7am and woke me up |
| Smh, going to have to roll my calls 2 more weeks. |
| There is no war guys. It's all bs\n\n the straight is just closed for some other business \n\nanyone who tries to approach the strait gets vanished by USA and from Iran and other players \n\nThis isn't first time to happen fyi \n\n\n |
| A $24 range on spy ending flat is hilarious |
| Dickbutt |
| Btc is an old bitch |
| if the joker from dark knight rises was running the iran war it would still be less chaotic than the current situation |
| Stay broke what’s your short Position if you have such confidence |
| Check his reply to me: [click me](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1u1g1rf/comment/oqq2ajc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) \n8/5/11 and 9/29/11 were the two he found again. |
| What on earth would you do there? Jack off the ayatollah? |
| Take your own missiles. |
| My golden rule; When it hits tje news, you're too late. |
| Dumbass stock fuck you for playing it lmao |
| If you run out of cash to buy this dip, use margin, if you run out of margin, sell yourself \n\nThank you 🙏 |
| Guh |
| Bro.... not so loud 🤣 |
| Oh I’m still down 6k all time. I buy high and sell low as a matter of principle. |
| I’m in for 2k shares because I like free money |
| this whole project is so they can manufacture a recession and keep us optimistic so they can dump their bags on us\n\nthis is fucking bullshit |
| If that’s a ceasefire, my wife isn’t cheating |
| Hope you all got your puts ready for Clifford Hump Day |
| Sorry folks this was me. Yesterday I used all $~100k of my dry power that has been sitting around for months. I was waiting for a dip/crash to buy, and got sick of waiting, so I decided to make a crash for everyone else. Enjoy! |
| Cool story bro \nYou can put the fries in the bag |
| Trump says US military launching ‘strong’ response to helicopter downing\n\nTrump says the US military is carrying out attacks on Iran following the downing of an American helicopter.\n\n“I think it’s very important to respond. They shot down a helicopter, and we are responding as we speak,” he told ABC news.\n\n“I believe the response should be very strong, very powerful, and that’s what this one is.” |
| Nah put me on BF3 in an IFV and I’ll hold that shit down |
| > Hormozgan\n\nTIL that's the province that is the Iran side of the strait |
| My spy 715 banbet didnt go thru from yesterday and neither will my new Spy 660 revised target. I’ve been banned from banbettin’ . Feels bad man. |
| Grimsby bros done that |
| I see you fuckers have become experts in geopolitics again huh |
| Had to wait till market close of course |
| "self defense attacks" |
| https://preview.redd.it/utbqbd3myb6h1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c58720dadde7cb52cf8b65d3f9faba263eb77cf |
| Or maybe another 2 weeks? |
| The best self-defense is a good offense, as they say. |
| How many more comers bro |
| The standard version upto 180 km/h. The jet powered upto 350 km/h. Not slow |
| Warren is that you? |
| I'm calling bullshit.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1lipg1slyb6h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a679dd2aa6c81a4ac20833fa4271e10e40938e61 |
| 4th of July fireworks came early. |
| “You” not as you as individual bro. You as a representative of certain part of the bol community |
| You're over an hour late, like your mom was getting home last night... tell her hi for me. |
| Peace deal incoming |
| Same could be said for every other casino though. |
| World’s biggest faux saving, bulk buying cocaine to save money. |
| Yeah you don't have one I have 1 million in mine. Loser |
| Bruh |
| LMAO! Oil already giving up its gains. |
| The War is over. Iran surrendered completely and begged for 🥭 to buy their QQQ calls.\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Up your butt and around the corner |
| Were you fucking RAM |
| So another week? 😂 |
| It's unbelievable how many iranian propaganda bots there are on this sub, almost as unbelievable as how eagerly the sub eats it up.\n\nSeriously, hate Trump all you want for him being a worthless president and cunt, that doesn't mean you need to suckle the Iranian regime's cock either. Shit's pathetic, think for yourselves. |
| greenest day of the year coming tomorrow |
| I have a feeling they will. Just unload everyone and then hit the reverse move Friday so spaceX gets giga pumped. Or they might just cook it anyways, who knows |
| Is that before or after CPI data and rate increases? |
| August oil futures going down and July mooning. never seen the inverse happen |
| Trade deficits widening and shrinking just like your ports |
| breakeven is better than 90% of people in here |
| US diplomacy: we ran out of pens to sign the peace treaty so we are sending over these tomahawk missiles to complete the paperwork |
| The crash leaves most of retail out and now institutions can snag the 30% 😆 🤔 |
| GET TO THE BUTCHER ASAP. BEEF FOR LIFE |
| Are we going to start having 1950’s style ceasefire drills where we hide under our desks? |
| I see no flaw in that logic. |
| As I was saying. It all matters. Hope you listened |
| Late |
| old news |
| Rn if I’m up $200 or $100 I’m out, I just don’t want to leave on a L |
| Oh… that would explain a lot. Haven’t been keeping up with self defense love taps lol |
| MOON |
| BoFA these nuts |
| Market still doesn’t care about Iran. AH unaffected |
| All of the crypto pump and dumps and dirty side deals. \nI was reading that some ape thinks people with TDS are actually shorting the coins causing them to fall. |
| What does that mean? |
| Damn I’m still only 45 |
| Aren’t you supposed to do the opposite of what everyone on here says??? Lots of comments saying good cpi/war bullish…. Idkkkk |
| Gambling relapse. Now has money to gamble again. |
| 10k this week |
| Its on!\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2064457103134343170 |
| Smh ruining it for all of us |
| I’ve seen some really fucked up cartel videos, and have steered clear of them, or anything similar, for a while now. It definitely fucks you up. Sorry brother. People can be evil. |
| I’m never going to be able to travel to Tehran am I |
| Dang, you're right, why didn't he predict the future rather than locking in guaranteed $300k in profits? |
| after Spoice X IPO, what forward momentum will be left for the market? will 🥭 actually move forward with a peace deal even though the kaboomed a spinny boy? |
| this hit different. been in a similar spot and it's not talked about enough. |
| Fucking smci |
| If he didn’t already he soon will. |
| Yeah but they're like the Pele of ~~anal~~ book cooking |
| This "self defense" was planned and announced hours ago. |
| They make a lot of interesting products if you're trying to operate a datacenter but uh the quality is meh. They are very cheap tho vs say dell or hp |
| I’m actually surprised we don’t just create 30 more aircraft carriers with the 3 Trillion market drop. Priorities I guess. |
| This shit is ridiculous I fucked my sex doll 4x today\n\nI'm not even mad at the bosses trying to make their employees return to the office... I **fucking** get it lmao 🤌🤣 |
| All I'm asking for is cool CPI print, ADBE to smash earnings and peace deal in Iran to save my SaaS positions by the end of the week, is that really too much to ask? |
| How much on options are u down? |
| I’m just a realist |
| $70 billion in profit from IPO chief |
| AVGO 360 and SPY 720 tomorrow. Can’t wait |
| Wow my dick is so hard. Is there still time to move there?? |
| Not infinite. Theres definitely a bottom. |
| Peace deal right around the corner fellas 😎 |
| Time to short this |
| Not infinite. Theres definitely a bottom. |
| Proud to say I was regarded enough to hold through the oil drop to $86, avoided a margin call when it popped back up, and am now breaking even on my position 😅😂 |
| Bruh… |
| what did you buy? |
| So true. The irony. |
| They will literally save the market if they obliterate earnings along with Adobe.\n\nOtherwise things aint looking good |
Iranian airspace empty\n\n Wladimir van Wilgenburg (@vvanwilgenburg) on X Iranian airspace empty x.com |
| I was expecting a strongly worded letter followed by a tweet saying a deal is only days away |
| Nope. Not a word from OP. |
| Lost 2500 from yesterday to today morning. Had $320 left, ended at $5200 🥲. Thanks to unlimited trading |
| WSB fact: 3DTE are considered leaps here |
| cooked books |
| Got a recommendation from someone who is very much not an investor on how to buy SpaceX stock because it is going to be huge, and how a brokerage account works.\n\n \nDoes this mean I should stay away since this is the shoeshine boy giving stock advice, or pile in? |
| Probably was bibi |
| The dte of your play is the same as you IQ. Mine is 1. |
| This has been the longest “6-8 weeks” in history. |
| Futes are surprisingly…. Not doing much so far |
| Peace missiles |
| Dont worry, a deal is still 2-3 days away. And July oil Armageddon is years away |
| I have puts and calls so most likely neither will print and the whole day will be as flat as ya sister |
| ?? |
| Idk if cpi will matter much for spacex ipo ppl prob gonna ignore it to pile in anyway. I kinda hope they dont cook cpi tho lol |
| Knew it |
| Both |
| I'm not sure imminent means what the prez thinks it means... |
| You retards really do think everything should continually skyrocket forever and gain 1000% a week. \n\n"It's only up 1073927482% the last 3 months why won't it go up another 1848272858%?!?!" 😫 |
| will they cook the books on geopolitics with Iran? |
| What are the chances my Spacex shit gets filled? Its for a pidly amount. |
| Attacks will be over and peace deal talks resume tonight. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| It was just the laundry dude |
| I only shit on company time |
| korea please be calm. trade beyond a 1 hour horizon. |
| We'll have to burn spacex shares for fuel. |
| Yes |
| Holding shares or options? |
| USS Liberty vibez on this one. Somebody check on Shlomo. |
| KHARG ISLAND HAS FALLEN |
| Things haven’t been the same since the mods asked for our data |
| It feels like we’re at the part of the story where the grifter’s schemes fall apart and he splits with all the town’s money. |
| The thing is those things only matter when market makers want an excuse to crash or skyrocket the market, ever notice how some days a headline comes out that makes everything go up and other days the same exact headline is published and used as an excuse for why everything went down? The same with earnings, one company announces large capex for ai and goes up, another company does the same and it goes down |
| 🥶 |
| thank fuck the limit order on SMCI calls didn't fill when it was at 40 today, and I canceled it when I did. |
| "Wow so bullish for MRVL and bearish for oil." \n\n-the whole stock market tomorrow. |
| careful with the p words (ponzi, pyramid, pussy) bols get very triggered when u mention them |
| Madison Dearborn Partners Llc sold $59.10M on Jun 5. Go and look what the share price was at on that day 😅 |
| Together strong |
| missiles? |
| What's your risk appetite or exit strategy. \n\nLmao wrf I'm saying, hodl we going to the moon |
| Imagine if SPY went up like 300% in two years, and everyone is a genius mega investor who's full porting everything with 3x margin, but in reality your entire economy is 2-3 sub 1 trillion dollar market cap companies that are all pureplays in a single hyper cyclical industry |
| We’re so at peace bro |
| Thank goodness I didn’t buy in |
| Probably prefer SK with hbm news |
| PINS |
| retirement account rofl |
| Not with that attitude you can't |
| Does 🥭 not realize he posted an article about the trade deficit widening the most in 34 years? lol that's the opposite of what he claimed he would do. |
| Hmmm? |
| it's almost like you can't strike a deal with a country focused on nuking all infidels...\n\nLast deal we did they just kept on enriching and sent the money over to terrorists. |
| carefully |
| Wild swings man I’m shocked |
| Already priced in. So is the next attack from Iran. So is the next 8 year war with Iran. |
| The war is Aladeen. Yours to interpret. |
| It’s not a loop, it’s a spiral! It’s an ocean, not a lake… |
| ORCL earnings anyone |
| Just enough to cover for failing at everything and being the center of a global elite child sex trafficking ring. You know, just a dab of war will do it. |
| One day this house of cards is gonna come tumbling down 😔\n\nBUT NOT ANYTIME SOON BITCHES |
| Who cares about percent gain.. you pay bills with total gains right |
| Every war we have been in since WW2 has been "completely fucking stupid" at worst or "very highly regarded" at best.\n\nWe need to stop being world police. |
| I am out after today but for a different reason. |
| Someone in the pentagon ordered it |
| No clue what I'm looking at |
| To see if I still feel |
| You straight up played into panic selling. Literally everything else was down as well. |
| duh.. you guys are in war... for few months now... this is not news... |
| I'm in biotech and utilities without any puts or calls on the indexes. Just trying to interpret things beyond the simple surface level. |
| MU after hours price is rising… one more strike Don? |
| lol????? I’m in since sep and bought margin shares all the way up it’s still undervalued. Nowhere near late |
| Better than fried |
| I wear my crown of thorns |
| Priced in |
| Can’t wait for annual earnings reports |
| i’m deleting my apps til october |
| CARRIER HAS ARRIVED |
| Explosions reported in Iran’s Hormozgan province by Iranian media\n\nIran’s Fars news agency is reporting several explosions being heard in eastern areas of Hormozgan province, including in Kuhestak, Sirik and Minab.\n\nSources also reported air defence activity in some parts of the province, it added.\n\nEarlier, CENTCOM said its “forces began launching self-defense strikes against Iran”. |
| The market followed your dump. Let me know the next one |
| hot dog |
| I hate being a conspiracy theorist, but I genuinely feel like they’ll cook the books on CPI tomorrow so the runway stays clear for the SpaceX IPO.\n\nIt’s just hard to believe we’d get ethered into the ground on IPO week although the belt to ass is definitely coming soon |
| There goes USO mooning. Only grabbed a few calls for eow though because they manipulate the shit out of this so wouldn’t be surprised if it still drops low tomorrow |
| An infinite reach around with poison ivy covered hands. |
| Im apalled. I just saw it on IG before bed, but i didnt know what i was looking at until it was too late. man the things he did makes me sick ive never seen anything that cruel. He stirred in the sockets of that man with the blade man. |
| I’m starting my new tech company called Macrohard |
| Sell them out of a truck for more profit than OpenAI? |
| Barely a decent yacht |
| I put in like $200k but my balance last April was $25k man. Margin flywheel strat. |
| Real question is how the fuck does a slow ass drone take down an apache helicopter... |
| That might genuinely change things then. Still a ceasefire breach, but if its kinda like baby slaps at each other then maybe theres still somthing there. As far as Im aware Iranian military command is apparently hella decentralized, so this might be an overzealous field commander smacking the US. \n\n(I wanna get off this wild ride) |
| source |
| You must've made many people in r/thetagang incredibly wealthy |
| You have to give the insiders time to sell the puts they bought at market close today and time to buy calls tomorrow after open. The peace talks will be confirmed at 11am EST. |
| Deflation doesn’t happen. But inflation could still be zero… |
| https://preview.redd.it/ux7m2mlnxb6h1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cff778b8268a1ac4037bb2bbeb91de556844535 |
| I’ve been banned for a week lmao |
| I doubt hovr is an investment |
| Haven't touched options for a couple of months because I'm a degenerate gambler and can only be trusted with index funds. \n\nDecided to make my glorious return yesterday with $200. Lost half by today, and then I was down to $50 just before 1pm. \n\nNow up at $1600. Looney tunes ass market. $100k or $0 tomorrow |
| You didnt answer my question the other day |
| They're overleveraged as fuck. If semis go down a lot of them will be wiped out |
| Earnings report? Fam their ipo is already max regardis regardum |
| "the only thing one cannot do with missiles, is sit on them" - Napoleon |
| Wake me up when they drop the bomb or he's kicked out of office |
| $100 to $3500 is a huge W. Had this exact day on Friday. |
| I mean, sure if the young girls were serial killers\n\nLet's not buy into Iranian propaganda too hard here |
| !banbet |
| Iran causing a global bottleneck: “ ye ye, who cares”\n\nJob numbers much better than expected: “ panick sell everything !” |
| Iran knocks US helicopter out of the sky and U.S. retaliates with air strikes. \n\n“This could possibly jeopardize the cease fire,” reports a high ranking official who spoke on the condition of anonymity. \n |
| He bought? Bomb Iran |
| 2k invested in HOVR I’m down $400 rn should I sell them or not? |
| So the aircraft carrier fire was actually way worse than initially reported? |
| unjustified!!!!! |
| It was up like 10% but I’m 2x margin and overnight it lumps the next day gain with prior day… but that evaporated 🙁 |
| Take some time to look into PFOF and why that’s such a big business to market makers, then ask AI if institutional players ever really sell their positions or if they use things like derivatives and swaps to maintain exposure while shifting prices in their own favor, the bottom line is that big players shove the market both directions without ever really letting go of their shares, they manipulate the prices and capitalize on it by pushing retail orders in a way that’s favorable to them, if they want prices up or down they simple route the pressure in a way that benefits them and it’s all legal under the guise of “facilitating liquidity” except would you look at that it also always just so happens to be done in a manner that explicitly benefits them and explicitly fucks retail over |
| bro i'm not greedy like elon, I just need 100M |
| What about the ugly ones |
| He does in fact make it up lol |
| Leaving the casino during uncertainty is never a bad move. We’re either in for a pullback or sideways volatility for a period. Nothing about this last week says we’re continuing to crawl to new highs everyday right away |
| A 1960s middle class man with wife, five kids, a fully paid off house would have a heart attack looking at what is happening on the daily with this stock market... That's right - it's not nearly volatile enough for their cocaine addled heart |
| Microhard, boom, up every other day |
| You keep saying that since last week, but so far SPY is drilling consistently |
| It’s a human centipede |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/EOLYH0sOvG |
| You know you like it |
| I want 100% MU but Robinhood made margin maintenance 40% for MU versus 25% for Dram.. so dumb I know |
| isn’t that tesla? |
| Bulls love pyramid schemes |
| U.S. thought they were going to just tea bag Iran, and instead Iran grabbed their balls and won't let go |
| “Unjustified Iranian aggression “… the equivalent of molesting a bunch of young girls and then suing them because they dared to do something about it |
| Mine is in the Mariana trench. |
| They want to put what where now? |
| PEACEFIRE |
| Believe it or not, green tomorrow |
| It’s a roundabout. There’s a choice to exit but we just continue in the circle |
| MU at 2000? |
| Hey they managed last night |
| Where? That's top tier table fare..... |
| I like how USO Stock Price teleports on the daily. |
| Yup, exactly. It’s like when your little brother hits you, so you hit him back harder, but then you’re fine. I mean, you’re still kinda at war, but you’re not really looking to have a full fight |
| Stfu Karen |
| Kinda seems like everyone involved in AI is doing or thinking about doing an offering. Puts on all the ones that haven’t done so yet I guess. |
| "where there is order, create disorder" \nTo be fair, he didn't specify whether on your side on the enemy's |
| Help me out with a thing\n\nNvidia\nIntel\nGoogl\nGE\nAnthropic\n\nDoes that work? |
| Yeah but i need them to up it a bit then i can just sell and be happy again |
| What is going on in Korea exactly? |
| Damn |
| incredible copium, thank you |
| Damn it’s almost as if we’re in a war |
| I'm glad i sold MSFT for $418 back in April |
| Why sell for Pennies |
| Agree don’t see it not gapping up Friday |
| Calls |
| Yep, they have that in common with the other 5. |
| Is this "deal" in the room with us right now? |
| With coupon? |
| you just compared smci to google, unironically. |
| Snip Snap Snip Snap Snip Snap |
| stonks? |
| JUST IN: President Trump says he believes an Iran deal is 'still close' despite retaliatory strikes following downed US helicopter.\n\nYOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP 😭😭😭 |
| You are a loser. Get help |
| I hurt myself today… |
| Sir this is a casino |
| LOVE TAPS |
| Pretty much, we'll soon witness the biggest book cooking in history when SPCX's does their very first earnings report |
| i'm gonna call up my broker and explain these calls were purchased in self defense and as such should not count against my portfolio |
| Don’t worry it’s still a ceasefire |
| Are you suggesting that I’m trying to get exit liquidity on a 1T float stock through Reddit? Just trying to confirm that you are regarded. Also I’ve posted about MU since Feb and only added. It’s all public |
| Who the fuck cares about these babyass gains? |
| It was not a strike\n\nIt was literally just a missile shaped device with a peace deal duct taped on, now the Iranian leadership has the deal in hand for them to sign |
| Real question is how the fuck does a slow ass drone down a helicopter? This some fishy shit going on |
| Fell for it again award. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1c5nupszwb6h1.png?width=1654&format=png&auto=webp&s=c39c34e93728fdb8d4ba382550781ad9a6965384\n\nPump and dump to the finest. |
| The US wants and is begging for a ceasefire/deal and 10 other delusional things you can tell yourself. This is the most retarded take since, “The Federal Reserve will raise rates to fight inflation.” Aubrey Plaza has a higher chance of coming to my house tonight and stepping on me before either of the two things above happen. |
| They cast a line from a fishing vessel and it got wrapped in the blades and stalled. |
| "... There’s something wrong with previous U.S. jobs reports. **The government quietly erased 439,000 jobs through November 2023**, a closer look at the numbers from the Bureau of Labor Statistics shows. That means its initial jobs results were inflated by 439,000 positions, and the job market is not as healthy as the government suggests. Since the government wiped out 439,000 jobs after the fact, the total percentage of jobs created by the government last year is even higher. Increased government hiring has been driving the jobs numbers higher..." (Fox News, January 10, 2024) |
| Profit is better than unexpected greeds |
| hot milfs in your area want >!more puts!< |
| It's called Microsoft because that's the permanent state of your dick after holding it for a few months |
| Don't worry gang, fake CPI tomorrow |
| Dumbasses selling ah because we attack Iran literally idiots lmfao |
| Having 2 panic selling days in a 3 day stretch is not how markets make new highs |
| Markets only care about Oil. They don't directly give a shit about Iran |
| CPI won't even be that hot you guys!\n\n\n*(Ana de Armas walks up to the podium in a tight summer dress)* |
| Iran???? More like IWALK LMAAOOOOO |
| CEASEFIRE RAGES ACROSS THE MIDDLE EAST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER |
| In my country its mostly somalis, phew close one |
| There are plenty cattle feeders in SW Kansas or Oklahoma or Texas panhandle that you could use to finish them out a little more sell to the packers. Cavanes(?Sp) has several plants in the area. |
| Yikes |
| Not really. I just refused to deploy my cash reserves when the ceasefire talks broke down and the market started rocketing for no reason. Now i have learned that literally nothing matters, ever. Pandemic? 3 month long crash. Historic rate hikes? 1 year long bear market. Anything else? Barely a month until ath again. It's absurd. I will keep some cash now but nothing else. Might dca into a bond position slowly. |
| Everything is priced in. The war that happens in 20 years from now? Already priced in. Colonization on Mars? Already priced in |
| Free Mahi Mahi |
| Because the strait is still closed and the global economy is running out of oil reserves |
| just do the math bruh |
| Not sure how it doesn’t gap up Friday |
| Calls or puts tomorrow’s |
| Nothing a talks going real well truth won’t fix |
| the stock market is doing illogical things the past few trading days, but at least there is enormous potential to make money if you buy the right option at the right time. |
| That’d be nice |
| Look for the call wall |
| You just missed it, online is over but you can still get in on AI cattle ranchers if you’re quick |
| skeptical that AWS will profit or skeptical that others with trillion-dollar valuations will not be profitable? |
| I got 2400%😭 started with like $170 ended the day up 3200k |
| Sir this Wendy's |
| book cooking is the future |
| Yep not the highest quant score for nothing. But losers love to say I told ya so on here when it’s down |
| Let's see your all-time. |
| Buckle up regards https://www.dw.com/en/us-strikes-iran-in-response-to-helicopter-shootdown/live-77467866 |
| Just go allin on 0DTE options to fix it 🤌 |
| Calls |
| I cancelled my SPCX buys until $140. \n\nWill SPCX produce Spacinaires like Teslanaires? Sadly, no. |
| Will they use AI to mine Bitcoin? This has come full circle. |
| "concepts of a strike" |
| Priced in |
| Bulls believe the CPI print 🤭 |
| if i have to guess why market behaves awkward: its not the news or something, i think a lot of big capital is starting to change positions, rotate capital, especially with space x ipo, anthropic etc coming soon this year. we are talking about trillion dollar companies entering the market |
| Bears are so fucking dumb |
| Servicenow needs to be taken out back and put down like a dog |
| So what!!! Yeah we shot our own helicopter down, they can’t have nuclear weapons! |
| So you're trying to tell me that market rotates between bear and bull market? During bull market bulls are right more often and during bear market bears are right more often? That's a crazy theory |
| RemindMe! 1 year |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| It was down 2% for a few minutes |
| Retard. |
| Literally so much bullshit getting in the way of $MU mother fucking skyrocketing before earnings. |
| God bless America |
| What's the ticker symbol for the Bags? |
| Genuinely wouldnt be surprised if by EOW peace treaty is back on |
| If you have a big Jimmy like me, you'll understand why circumcisions are important |
| But wasn't it the US pilot's fault? |
| imagine you had puts today. 1M > 3M. you take profits from your ocean front compound. beautiful gf cooking you dinner from scratch, then massage, then you take her to the ocean front bedroom with italian sheets. after a fun night you fall asleep to the ocean waves. |
| Why do you guys still think the markets care about Iran? |
| Truly retarded |
| Bullish |
| Yeah it usually doesn't move much while oil futes are closed, it corrects to wherever those open\n\nEdit: see, gapped up to where futes are |
| Fuck no, holding. |
| I held my MU calls. Gulp |
| More like an infinite downward spiral |
| After seeing all these dumb ass Knicks fan, I might have to root for the Spurs |
| So many bears. We’re gonna hit SPY $1000 before any “collapse” and when we do that drop will only take us to like SPY 700 so it’s basically a risk free gamble |
| How many went to see if there was a MANGOS ETF. |
| But it’s Tuesday..! |
| It took Netanyahu 30 yrs to finally find someone dumb enough to believe "They're only 3 months away" |
| Open below 720 |
| The qqq trend line lows through the 2010’s is currently sitting at $310. We won’t see that without an economic meltdown, but just pointing out how absurd this entire decade has been for stocks. |
| I only did because I saw there was 97k OI for 720$ puts expiring tomorrow and all the other shit was low volume like in the 100’s |
| Axios can’t save us now 😢 |
| Bers or bots? |
| everything is priced in... so whatever u see at 6pm is actually due to whats going to happen 2 days from now lol |
| Never was one |
| Actually, this could be pretty bullish (and this coming from a gb). The U.S. called it as " self-defense measure" and CENTCOM announced the strike prior to it happening. This indicates that it's not escalatory but rather a small smack back as a reminder not to attack U.S. craft. It's like when Iran does face-saving measures after being attacked but they telegraph it and keep it very confined. \nIf the strikes are limited and just hit a drone facility or two then this isn't that bad. \n(then again I could be completely wrong, and there was no thought or logic in the strike) |
| Japanese peace plan |
| My Crystal ball says CPI news sends SPY into 800 tomorrow 🔮 |
| Imagine trying to write the history book chapter on the 🥭/iran saga and not making it sound like a self inflicted gunshot wound |
| Lucky fuck |
| they're sweating bullets over the CPI books tonight. Make it look somewhat real |
| I think we forgot |
| Edit: (months - news out) |
| https://preview.redd.it/k8lvo0gowb6h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a46ee4906f2465fbf65721dc109cb113fdd508cd |
| ShitGibbon has taken idiocracy to an entirely new level. |
| Ceasefire, eh? |
| I feel like I want to sell everything before the SPCX ipo |
| Spicy 🌶 |
| Pretty big bounce from today's low. Maybe we see green tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/pq2qf6lnwb6h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4ee247f9be86f6533c536fa56239649048b94d8 |
| Missiles of peace! |
| BOMBING IRAN? believe it or not...\n\n\nCALLS |
| this is just bullish because now we can get another round of peace talk boosts at the end of every week and then restart the war every weekend again |
| FYI \n\nYou can ride a motorcycle bare foot in every state except Alabama (they were having too many issues) |
| We targeted Iranian air defense systems\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/b7q5binmwb6h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0743a170053d54c18f5fe317a0e72d5ef905a9b3 |
| Market opened green, S&P fell like a rock to -3%, might as well grab calls when there’s that much volatility and no resistance going down |
| You still in this trade? |
| What does it say about who is right and who is wrong more often when you had to preface that with “finally” lmao |
| Of course after market lol |
| "anymore" , bro there was never a deal, mango was milking the hell out of market's hopium! |
| Nobody likes a square |
| I should've just bought an Index ETF, keep the app closed until retirement and avoid this sub |
| nice gains bro |
| I think I’m gonna start slamming msft Ps. It’s just so bad. |
| We'll be the judge of that! Post your battery life |
| Idiot |
| CPI will come in hotter than the bombs we just dropped |
| Deal is close guys\n\nDon’t mind the helicopters being blown up in the sky, that’s just ai |
| I never feld so bad holding puts overnight which is good thing I hope |
| Trolls act with purpose. He's not a troll, he's just naturally a narcissistic douchebag who stumbles around making things worse constantly. |
| You were up 200k and didnt sell? How much fuckn money you got already? |
| You were up 200K and didn’t close it 😭 |
| Whatever happened to a MOU between US and Iran? |
| I think SpaceX will pump to $500 on Friday. \n\n |
| Pretty funny how growth tech is just casually down 20-40% across the board in like …. 4 days. And that’s including a short covering Monday. |
| Let me know if anyone wants to know when I buy and sell so you can make a shit ton timing your inverse entries |
| Oil is going to MOON lmfao |
| release the sharks with frickin laser beams |
| This is gonna be another nothing attack where Trump announced it beforehand and then they fire some rockets into some farmer’s field, maybe kill a few sheep. |
| Cost of AH64 Apache attack helicopter? Priced in. |
| War leads to money printer go brrrr |
| I also sold my spx call at the bottom. Then it fucking went up and while I didn’t buy at the top like you I would’ve fucking broke even and sold instead of losing 2k. Fuck this |
| Oh I'm so fucking scared of shares moving in value in my retirement accounts. Dumbfuck. |
| I don’t think there’s a deal anymore 🤡🤡 |
| Awesome! did you vibe code this?\n\n |
| Who cares if spacex is looking to dump, will still pump before the dump |
| Market interprets hot CPI as increased chances we back off from Iran, pamp confirmed?🧐 |
| I sold in the morning at just under break even and re entered at EOD for 15calls 7/17. If it keeps dumping, then I was meant to lose on this one 🤷♂️ |
| "***ART OF THE DEAL****: concepts of peace and love taps*" brought to you by 🥭 |
| No deal |
| Exiting liquidity (institutional) to pour into Anthropic, Open Al and Space Fuck. The funds gotta come from somewhere. |
| Lmao |
| you can show her you appreciate her by giving her a firm but gentle pat on her buttocks |
| Nothing. Ever. Happens |
| Damn dude, go for a nice walk outside or something. I couldn’t bring myself to watch it after seeing the stills. It’s definitely going to ignite something over there though. |