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Bessent hitting the but button as hard as he can
He's gonna be warshing mango's nuts in his mouth if he rate hikes
lol
Bessent fucking fuming at Warsh rn I bet LMFAO
This is bullshit!!!
What is his nickname going to be from Donnie Two Scoops?
You had me at "regards"
MASSIVE V INCOMING
Wheet? The 🌽 rally dead already? All these billionaires forgot how to hype?
Halloween at UNCcccc?
I did #2 with Agilent this week and it went sideways. Even though last earnings they beat by 50% less and it pumped $30 lol.
Some \nOf you don’t know the difference in a mm and and institutions and it shows
our entire economy and stock market is just a game of hopping between different ponzi schemes and cashing out before the bagholders get fucked
Lol solar is dumb you ever used a solar powered charger? They fucking stink at charging anything
quit buying in, let it die, time for donnie to face the music and warsh to get a head check\n\nthis is regarded
Bols were getting a little too rowdy so bers had to pull out the discipline stick (ber dick)
bear ist the new bull
777
I appreciate this reference
That's not the problem IMO. It goes bun, condiments, pickles, tomato, lettuce, cheese, patty, bun.
Its still 30% in calls dawg
loading up on oct vix calls. who's with me!?!
buckle up buckaroo
100%
In regards to NVDA, when a company’s technology gives it an advantage in the market for its own securities, it raises legitimate concerns about fair competition and can undermine the free-market dynamics that depend on equal access and independent price discovery. I’m not debating valuations or stock prices, just not a fan of the company
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Nah wait until monday
I tried that once and then she asked me to explain shorts to her so I told her they are like pants but cut off above the knee. She said I was regarded. She must like pants more.
Right! Godspeed
The Malice at the Palace is the most I've ever seen anyone (Ron Artest) do to run away from a fight he wanted no part of (against Ben Wallace). Idiot Pistons fans took away what could have been a sports fight for the ages by giving Artest the distraction he needed to avoid the real fight.
how is NFLX the stock that is carrying my port right now?
I think all the real traders and fund managers are back from vacation.
Agreed. I only wish we could do this
i don’t have neighbours in my deluxe basement?
Our Talk Task Force is Iteration Operation ZEW Sentinnel5555.00.0.1.0. Call the commodores. The amylase Amish Administrator Admiral set sail last night. He'll be home for his burger birthday in lank labor day. God job Pedro 🫡🇬🇭
😡 \n😀
He’s going to create a few more task forces to really nail down what’s going on here. Just hang on while they do their work alright.\n\nOh wait it’s been 6 years
No one knows
I feel naked without my 🤡 makeup.
Goodluck in china you cant move there no matter what you do you gotta be born there to live there permanently or have billions in assets
Imagine both sucking and investing in dicks.
Somebody give our boy Russell a wellness check
Introduce her to your roommates next (Mom/Dad)
Is there any actual chance of QQQ coming back up today or is this doomed
MMM's are trying like hell to keep it afloat. I say just let go and let God.
Uno Reverse with the rate hikes
Genuinely hate this fucking market
I’m in RKLB
Flat take it or leave it.
There is no more rug left!
Can’t go wrong with Jackson’s hole
DELL what you think now that earnings sentiment is set high
Are we talking about sex ?
i bet you like this don’t you?? You little bull slut
https://preview.redd.it/imwlua3oh5mh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4027540e56b8605e9cd20640f6a46a8a8d253738\n\n Congratulations🙁
If you don't have at least 100k left you should probably sell
can only lose another 50%. If it only took 5 minutes to go down that much, might only take 5 minutes to go up that much. I got a few hours. Cutting gotta be the losing hand here lol. So hold
I bought more bags today. FML.
Looking at the chart, there has to be a tweet that I missed. Anyone with a subscription?
I would have hiked just to fuck up your calls
i cannot believe my date today cost me $500 and then when i’m telling her i’m an “independent trader” and open my laptop to show her it says -$3300
Aye can someone help me. I saw some random redditor talk about a quantum computing stock that was like 2 dollars but i accidentally exited. I wanna buy it randomly lol but forgot what it was...
Everyone is leveraged to the tits
It’s not even that bad just look at the other fed meeting at july
how did anyone listen to warshing machine and think yup going 0dte calls lol
60k on a 0DTE is ballsy. What % of your portfolio was that?
Crazy thread
Did 1k$ scalping SOXL. This shit is not going well.
Imagine investing in a company that uses child labor and whose shoes are so uncomfortable people choose to buy but not wear them.
AI might be smart, but can it out smart higher interest rates?
AI stocks are turning into toxic assets while Saas moons
Is it though? It peaked at 2.4% and now it's 1.6% after a lot of downward movement from SPY. Already made out like a bandit on puts but everything that weighs so heavily on SPY being so green is making me think calls
This meme is from the good old days where only oil needed to be manipulated on a daily basis.\n\nNow they need to manipulate bonds, oil, AND gold.
VOO is down .28%\n\nSo I’m guessing you weren’t being a VOO bull
Dump this fucking dumpster fire of a market already
thank god HTZ is up.
https://preview.redd.it/i0lfhq5lh5mh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a58398d331d30a325bd3decb4115d6c464d685fa\n\n
But mainly the touching
i’ve had a shit ton of WEAT for like a month. did not think it would do that well lol was basically inflation hedge
bruh, i've owned this for years, it's a POS
Dumb algos..
How to borrow a million dollars and get a new passport I’m thinking of running away in china or Russia
Definitely no. For so many reasons.
# Fukin Dominos Pizza, Victoria's Secret and Cheesecake Factory are better stocks than cuck AI companies LMAO 🤌
So with Nvidia tanking literally the next day and OP figured it out, I still see a wall of buyer, how did this happen. Wall of buyers implies a lot of demand for the stock. Yet the contradictory is happening\n\nSame buyers but price crashing \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ftczokkdh5mh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7331bd497901f917342eef6fdaa45f5d64788ed6
He put inflation on a PIP?
Lmfaooo you’re a chump hahaha
I would think so. I think we could see $762 end of day.
SPCX calls
Only about another $10 for NVDA to lose it's entire earnings gain haha puts printing so hard today
Opposite of me
No homie! I already drank the good juice. Rode SOXL from 30 to 130 then cash out
Any other predictions?? I should’ve shorted
lol I did the same lost all my profits from SPX puts\n\nScared of Vs
Lowes -50% by end of year. Garbage company thats falling apart with an ugly turtle CEO
Stick with the right mag 7 and you won't be a sore loser every week
Won 56k, and lost 120k, all in a day, numb now.
damn CSCO has no bottom today, if we lose 109 it might be the end
Reddit said the world was supposed to end back in March.\n\n+20% since the start of the war\n\nNever listen to these retards
this edging is getting boring, can we just do a rate hike and get it over and done with,
Bers order steak burnt to a crisp at Jack Rabbit Slim's in front of Mia Wallace
lmao
Is it not?
😵
First month in two years without options - and judging by the state of things in this chat, that was the right call.
mstr for weekend rip and sell on monday \n\n
It's down 0.31%. How can this alone scare people?
I love when exit liquidity gets blown up going into the weekend.
In b4 trump prematurely announces we will be cutting rates, as if he has the ability to do so.
You’re the boss!
If he was serious he would say what he is watching. Instead of appointing committees
Nvda puts printed
Keep replying brokie
Oh my god bols close your gaping assholes it fucking stinks in here
IREN puts is free money
The only person making money in this market is King 🥭
Sell by 2
The bond market already decided. Just a ginormous waste of time for everybody.
Strike price 14. Calls
Anyone wanna hold hands as we jump from the 51st floor?
The thing is, look at my profile picture—I'm not letting you up one.
"investors" are so fucking funny. they have every excuse not to sell and take profit. "the company will infinitely grow forever." "i dont want to pay taxes." "im a long term investor so i will hold through a crash." then when you ask them why they actually sold they say its because they lost their job in the recession and had to sell to pay their mortgage. LMFAO
MCLOVIN
Another day, another $5k vanishes
Wall Street says fuck your calls and your puts and the market in general because Donnie is cooking books and refuses to rate hike\n\nmake it rational or Wall Street fat boys will bleed it anyway🤷🏻‍♂️
I'm the Legate Prefect. The Hong Kong King is working right now in Ghana.
PEACE DEAL IMMINENT
My has been bouncing between the same dollar for an hour
Mark this post. We saw today who is in charge of the fed and it's not Warsh.\n\nLet me make this very clear. There will NEVER be a rate hike under Trump's leadership.
How on earth did the market shrug that off?\n\nAlso holy fuck this makes me horny to buy treasuries.
I mean it sounds like its literally giving you exactly what you want, so calls
Returned all my gains this week and then some. Sounds about right
Snxx or mstr calls for next week?
No. Last time we dumped first then pumped. We did the opposite today
And? Are you gonna eat it, or are you a fucking pussy?
📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉
Good try bulls 😂😂
lol ok kid, your recycled material sucks
just bought a bunch regards let's see how this goes
👀
Are you in the Resistance, sending secret codes to your comrades?
Scalping SPX puts then switching to calls was half of a great plan
764 ?? Re test
Can’t have that with midterms right around the corner, now can we?
What, am I going to call them out when the market is going _up_? Pfft.
What the absolute fuck did I just read? 😳
Every DC stock is absolute garbage next to NBIS. These crypto dipshits have fucked up the whole sector for two years straight
Any chance spy turns itself around before eod
Weekend calls because TACO will make a "deal" with The Great North over tarriffs on Sunday
I like how Mango can do whatever the fuck he wants, rename one of the biggest lakes in the world, but can't get cannabis rescheduling done.
Lol COCKLOVIN
To whoever said aapl puts, thank you
Its very straightforward lmao, but a ton of ppl still lit money on fire thinking that "Trump wants rate cuts, so Warsh can't hike"
Okay. I never paid attention to this but I guess it’s useful\n\nMan I should have listened to OP put, the guy is printing big time
Watching numbers just go down all day has left me lethargic. I no longer get stressed or angry, just numb and tired.
The good juice has been squeezed out of semis. What’s left now is just the peel
ever used the “i’m a trader” line to pick up a girl? just wondered on the retard success % with that one?
it is LITERALLY. Green. Red. Green. Red. Green. Red. holy shit. there must be some MAJOR dark-market selling taking place.
Bought several dips today
So my hold my puts or sell? There’s more probability this keeps bleeding we are at inflection point but it could also V like a rgd
Its called jawboning talk tough but having no intention of following thru
lol yeah, you def aren't. Good show btw, really prompt on the breaking news. Mid day show is a bit mid, you should check it out.
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I’ve been fucked both ways today, on trades I was in profit on 😂😭
Warsh looking at rate hikes like Sauron looks at the one ring
Probability of profit 47%. Yeah, seems a bit high, regard.
Yes, he is stupid. Look at all the rest of his appointments. \n\nHHS dude that was a heroin addict with a brain worm. \nDofED that was a WWE exec. \nDoD dude that was a fox talking head with basically zero qualifications to run an organization that big, let alone the DoD.\n\nJust a bunch of stupid fucks.
Because that too, was a con
Yall have tried for this V like 7 times.
I feel like RSI is extremely oversold and we are gonna get violence before EOD
Yeah around 771ish - 775 and then I warshed
Youre down big time on your oct 230 calls. Youre a degen gambler
no, i’m seeing his friend
Wow this is cancer
I will do it either way
He was hand picked by Trump to lower rate, now he is planning the opposite. He needs to be fired.
Will we have a V today?
You fucking degenerates are really trying to make me buy calls. Gtfo
69
Like I said keep coping
Wah
Need AMZN to go big red
if he hikes rates he himself should take a hike. stonks only went up under JPOW
i actually like APP to end red here lol, such a weak name
Genuinely.\n\nSexy username btw.
| Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▼ | $750.00 (below) | $767.45 | $768.62 | -2.3% | Sep 9, 6:31 AM |\n| **Record** | 0W - 3L | 0% | - | - | - |
No but it's good to know I'm not alone lol
So you're seeing him again tonight?
Gambling is a bitch
!banbet
How the fuck do you make money in this market? The past month has been brutal lmfao
# GAPE this market, YEAH! 😤👉👌
ATH on the downside
20+% run up since just the start of the war and *now* you calling out bulls? Cant make this shit up
Capitulate harder bols I’m so close rn 😫
Scam market
$766 for a gap fill and bearish engulfing :popcorn: :popcorn: :clifford:
You had 5-6 minutes to sell at open yesterday when contracts bid up to 20.00, but by 9:37 they were 10.00-11.00
GUYS!!
Did yall get warshed?
#HOW COULD OBAMA'S TAN SUITE DO THIS!?!?!
The false sense of confidence when you get the flip right is crazy
Are they actually considering it, or its just another dump and pump scheme.
At least you aren’t both
What you want me to do? I clicked a button and 50% evaporated in less than 5 minutes. Clicking the button again seems kinda dumb here\n\nGot like 3 whole hours for it to bounce. Can only lose another 50%
The fuck CSCO going bankrupt lol
QQQ closing at 706 will make me very happy. 🙂
all week ghey and retarded, non stop
I'm afraid that money is someone else's profit now
I owe you a 10 second car
That’s unluck! You will be fine
https://preview.redd.it/i9qqusnvg5mh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2be9b411b2cef1e40de9113afc7c1bae9fb194e
You watching Trader TV live? One of the hosts just made the same joke lol
did not expect to see NVDA -4%
Well that aged well. 16 hours of gains.
I don't pay attention to what they say, I pay attention to what they do. And what they do, and have done for decades now is keep rates artificially low and print money out of thin air. A quarter point hike here or there is not really going to change that.
My SLV calls got whacked.\n\n
Good one son, come up with that?
ATH today?
you guys destroyed the market
Down 1k but i dont pay rent so
Apple about to go red
If this dont work im jerking off to that pfp and sending it to you
This time is different because we are at the top of the 18.6 year real estate cycle. Though it's possible we head straight into stagflation.\n\nFullport WHEAT i guess. Shit will double anyway. Fuck it.
She took $3300 from you? Damn bro that sucks
bear energy is weakening i feel like 773 calls and just ride it
AMZN, MSFT, GOOG, META and AAPL all still big green. NVDA tanked but not far off from where it was. Is SPY lying or is most of the Mag 7 lying?
Why did 🥭 appoint a hawk as Fed chair if he wants rates to come down? Is he stupid?
I'm red only because you guys don't believe in the market. I fucking hate you all. I dorks should've just graduated from UNC. I'd lead the world bank for now. I have 5 passports. You don't know rich. I own Africa
Don’t get me wrong, I bought puts at the top. But this feels like a severe overreaction
its so fucking trash
Cope
At least TSLA didn't break any hearts, just red all day. \n\nLove this for the TSLA bulls, hope you lose everything for your poor decisions
https://preview.redd.it/8cbdzp5rg5mh1.png?width=552&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f25c35725cf23f6294a5b9da7c73b84b6ee490b\n\n
Every time I see DKNG my stupid ass reads it as Donkey Kong
Charts all look pretty strong. I mean, dumps happen at any time if driven by news, but if no big news, I would think the odds considerably favor staying long.
This is English, but it makes no sense.
NTFLX u bitchhh just go down
$CVX 😉
Rate hikes to drop the market so your orange boy can scoop up the dip then a rate drop to use you as exit liquidity you heard it here first.
Imagine being a gay ber
Absolutely, I diversified and now the whole market is crashing. I control this shit.
They're locked into long term supply contracts, TrumpBeef is not going to change their margins.
Buyout by private equity firm rumor was squashed.
Shit my calls printed earlier and I sold them for *something* more than I paid for them, so overall good day.
at least on stock if your position crashes it can probably go back up. on sprts betting its just gone.
I'm all over it, boss.
Dude fuck this fake shit. All you hedgies can burn in hell this is dumb as fuck
They lost over 50% of their value less than 5 minutes after I bought.
Just flush TSLA already.
well here’s betting that msft sells off next hour
i went out on a date today before open and we got wasted by midday and now i just remembered the market and im down $3300? what did you guys fucking do? even vodka can’t save this
So I guess we're dumping, must have missed it in the chat
At least you arent rklb
Chevron gonna suck the vennys dry
Oh wow.\n\nHe’s gonna raise the price of money (interest rates) until prices come down.\n\n😂 \n\nHe should raise rates to 45%. Then me and everyone else on here will get into the money-lending bidness. 😂
Warsh == empty suit
Pay me in tokens and reddit gold. I have y'all thousands this pass past 6 months. Verified is accurate... For now.
What inflation? Prices are starting to come down on many things. Hell, even Walmart admitted customers are broke, the rich are trading down from Whole Foods and they missed their earnings. \n\nCutting rates won’t save us either, but it’ll be interesting to see how it boils out.
He'll do whatever POTUS Bibi tells him to do.
Now I walk away with -100 and depression
GUH
You thought it was a dip and it dips more
Everything is red? Its joever
I hate you're right, but also gold gonna rocket again
That's why voting and taking voting rights away from boomers and low IQs is so important
$800
At this point you have better odds just gambling at a casino or sport betting
Lmao, baby pissing himself
Panthers play the Texans today at 7 in CLT704. Curry curry city of almost 1M is shit shut down from Statesville to Columbia and Asheville to Greensboro. Complete NOTAM.
my ASTS bags are so heavy lol
bulls got their hole violated by jackson
Remember: let your losers run and shoot your winners in the foot.
Maybe if we all just buy things cheaper we can beat inflation ourselves!
765 fam?
You will be fine! Over 2 hours left
Lol at bulls thinking a shit tier AI post where 🥭 shows himself beating the shit out of Abraham Lincoln while Jesus looks on approvingly from above will save their calls.\n\n"Whurs muh 🥭 tweet to save me?!"
Those are bots
Imagine having a lawyer so bad your interrogation ends up on YouTube
Buy the dip, on leverage. What can go wrong 🤔🤔🤔
I genuinely believe NVDA cooks their books. They will go down as a fraud one day. Also I believe they use their own chips to trade their own stock. Using AI or algorithms to trade should be scrutinized heavily in the future. It won’t happen during Trumps campaign though because all he cares about is himself.
It's all because i refuse to sell this turd. That's the only thing preventing it from surging 5x.
So pussy warsh been saying the same thing and doing shit, why we dipping
I just want one one year correction before they print the V shape recovery again today feels like a good day for it
B
Wait until the fed changes the way we calculate inflation so that it's at 2%.
FUCKIN CHEETOS MARKET WTF 🤬
**175 basis points total** — but all of it came in 1999–2000. After May 2000 the Fed was cutting, not hiking.\n\nThe tightening cycle (4.75% → 6.50%):\n\n\t**•**\tJun 30, 1999: +25 bp → 5.00% \n\t**•**\tAug 24, 1999: +25 bp → 5.25% \n\t**•**\tNov 16, 1999: +25 bp → 5.50% \n\t**•**\tFeb 2, 2000: +25 bp → 5.75% \n\t**•**\tMar 21, 2000: +25 bp → 6.00% \n\t**•**\tMay 16, 2000: +50 bp → 6.50%
How much is SPY at right now I can't check
$APP with the bull trap lol $CRAP
U
Yea lemme get my pickles on the bottom all soaked in mustard said no one ever
I remember when people were saying to full port TLT during the tariff crisis because equities were going to be dead for 5+ years 😂
What happened with DKNG??
8200 in a day off \~800 and lost 7000 max in a day.
M
I bet that dude who blocked me when I made fun of his $780 calls the other week almost thought about unblocking me to talk shit...
Wah wah, i lost 350. Get a job broke bitch
Well I guess then we just have different expectations or we use it for tasks in which the performance of the model differs so much. Did you see a performance increase let's say the last 6 months? If I replaced your opus 5 with opus 4.6, do you think you would notice?
P
So tired of you doomers making shit up
We wouldn’t want out 80 year old lil guy to crap his diaper would me?
Why can’t we even get any good movement for jackson hole? Do the mm’s intentionally want to keep this thing flat? Spy would dump $30 today if the markets had any spine…
If this shit Vs tho
People better get on now......
I see why the gen-z regards park all their money in sports betting apps instead
And if frogs had wings they wouldn’t bump their asses when they hop.
Stfu inflations a concern? /s
Dude bes-tru-warsh. Are out of ideas
Spy closes green
Paper traders probably gonna get burnt. \n\nI did just buy a $63 contract maybe I’ll turn it into 4 oz of silver!
space nerds are outta this world !
The price action in gold & silver, along with the pumping treasury yields, say the market is expecting (or demanding) a rate hike
I hope so, you're not too far but neither is market close. Are you going to diamond hand these?
Stocks down 50% and it hasn’t even started for you lol
Half of America would believe that shit too
He wanted to tighten during gfc, we might be in trouble
my dog pisses in your discount zone.
Don't worry, there will be a new Memorandum with Iran before the next Fed meeting so that they can keep rates steady.
Please tell me how you do this without having a time machine?
Legendary bull trap day
I haven’t showered in 8 days…
Fucking i was green on the day till this fking Warsh speed made it red. Fucking piece of shit
Mu calls 0dte! Thank me later
If bol says “sorry ber daddy” maybe we’ll think about slowing the bleeding down just a little
99.99%
How come as soon as mango offers insider trading as a service, he hasnt done one tweet
flatter than Keira Knightley's boobs
I believed you just got Jackson Saucy HOLED. CALLED IT. Y'ALL STUCK AT THE SHOES SLOTS AND I'M PLAYING BACCARAT IN MONACO. CHECK MY IG. I AIN'T LYING. MY NAME IS RYAN...
Next week it's going in......people now see the drop is over....🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄\nThe world needs more psilocybin
-0,5% but sound like like -5%
I can’t believe palm beach Pete would do this
FUCK YOU MIKE NOVOGRATZ YOU HUXTER SNAKE OIL SNAKESMAN
ASTS rocketing (downwards) lol
Next int your mouth. Pp2m
PUTS!
Let me give him a call
Monday gonna be ugly
I mean you literally have a roadmap there...
Then he could “rise from the dead” after 3 days and declare himself jesus of america
stop whining. Markets are at all time highs.
Would be real cool if PLTR went down a dollar or so
99.99%
Somehow the TASK FORCE will say the best solution is to change how inflation is measured so it is never above 2% again
for the 6th time, THIS IS THE V THIS IS THE V THIS IS THE V
That’s what you deserve being a bol
Warsh: he bought?
This. Let's change the CPI measure, change the target from 2% to 2.9%, do nothing about the balance sheet (in fact let's expand it even more), not count functionally unemployed folks and/or forget they exist after falling off the unemployment denominator... And then STILL fail class. Holy Hell it must be bad in reality.
**BanBet Lost** — /u/Independent_Ad1086 (1W - 1L, 50%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **MU** ▲ | $913.65 → $950.00 | +4.0% | 1d | Lost |
\-99.9% all time for sure
NVDA put its PP in my bum
Wait until you see 2027
Apple finally crashing, get your puts
He just put inflation on super secret probation
Allan, we are **so** fucked.
need a mango tweet sooooo bad
He has 34 separate criteria he uses for evaluating monetary policy with respect to inflation. Look up Rule34 Inflation if you're interested in learning more.
Good time to panic sell ?
Right of course, I must consider Dear Leader above all else
https://preview.redd.it/mdmankouf5mh1.png?width=321&format=png&auto=webp&s=94603fe8382478ea4b02960af9389e96fcb688bc\n\n
It's a good trade either way man. You did good 🙏
Why
They kinda cooked, ngl.
im getting fucked the entire 2026
I got in trouble at work and my port is crashing. feelin bad yall.
🥭 I already told you dude, you want to pump the market just fake your own death bro
Meme tech and semis has sadly peaked. We now have a few more months of sideways until the bubble pops. Will happen now sooner than later imo. Originally i gave it a year, but with a hawkish fed this can only last a few more months. Likely no euphoric meltup either. Honestly thing to just fullport TLT soon.\n\nMagical how trump just utterly fucked everything up with his stupid tariff and war shit. Plus the awful weather we are now gonna have the absolute worst food inflation imaginable while fuel also stays pinned. Just a double whammy from hell.
There’s another wheel where he’s doing the exact opposite with equities.
THIS \nIS \nSEMPITERNAL
but bitcoin
Nah you just haven’t heard the news yet.
Full porting CORN
If the admin would stop doing stupid shit that drives inflation it would likely come down.
Today was a gay day because of stupid ass warsh gay speech.
but somehow inflation will be down enough for him to not raise rates.
# SMH DOWN 3.5%\n\n# MAGS UP 0.5%\n\n# EVEN THOUGH MAGS ARE SPENDING THE MONEY AND SEMIS ARE MAKING IT
@mods.... Any questions. AMA
How will he afford her without the puts
It taught me to be way more patient with investment/gambling and not letting a $500 unrealized loss affect psychologically to sell right away anymore.
Yes, just don't have any faith the market moving much on a Friday afternoon
Show percent pussy
That would make daddy 🥭 throw a hissy fit. So it cannot be done
I am sold.\n\nbought 3 puts Spet18 for today's friday lotto
Are you a fucking retard? Poor retard
Trading flat as a carpenter's dream.
Sell everything warsh is going to hike 750 bps
oof that red box is doing some heavy lifting to hide the damage
Yea ruins mood rest of the weekend
Are you having fun bols??? LMAOAOA
Dear AAPL. Die. Thank you for your matter to this attention.
Fucking cut my MSFT call and held my SPX call. truly regarded
Rezolve and Five below calls. Rezolve has always gone up after earnings and Five is on a crazy streak right now with kid squishy’s.
Bottoms out
7600 win, 5100 loss. And I mean actually gambling with poker
I DONT EVEN WANT PROFIT I JUST WANT MY MONEY BACK
Vs are getting violated
Your mom
- Scroll twitter\n- One clip of gta 6 looks amazing\n- The next is ass\n- The next is great\n- The next shows a mobile game fake ad quality backflip into the water\n\nbuying and shorting ttwo stock depending on which clip i see last btw
oh haha lawl \n\nfuck you
OG wsb regard that live-streamed get margin called lol\n\nRegardation used to mean something in this sub, smh
I'm so banned
Bottoms in
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🫴
liquidity issues 😭
LMAO
Sell your bitcoin take the 10,000 profit
This is where the bers got too greedy and didn't sell, only to see the mythical V bring us back to a positive day for SPY.
The rates won't be higher the next 100 years.
Oh damn
Is there a task force for this?
Wait until the market realizes how many hikes will be necessary to get 2%
Just wait until they can’t manipulate oil that’s where it gets fun
$13
No V
NVDA
Men over 20 are ditching this blue pill for this 7x stronger alternative
Bols are you having fun??? XDDD
I think it's still in the anti-ai play mode...\n\nBut my AAPL put is hoping for the same thing...\n\n
NVDA PEG ratio is like 0.35 now, it literally has never been cheaper on an earnings growth basis. Bonkers.
So the same as it’s always been
This fake pump is good chance to buy more puts
spy is going nowhere
Super bearish price action the past month, even compared to other drone stocks. Other drone stocks at least showed some recovery.
fuck you
🥭gonna announce another peace deal over the weekend to pump back the market
Just like his boss with Iran/China/Russia
that's why it'll be fine. Market reacts then remembers nobody actually cares. These gonna print for sure
I just watched the Netflix teaser.  It’s too big a game. Better off doing some sit ups and meeting a real girl
I’m such a paper handed bitch 🫩
What was with this spastic delayed reaction? It pumped mindlessly even after ktard blathered. Then just shit later.\n\nWere the MMs just fucking with bols?
Just think this market hasn't even corrected yet
Y'all really thought the economy is okay didn't yall
NVDA calls looking juicy
Thoughts on DELL??
Fair
Fuck this clown. Just hike rates already you coward
Can apple just drop already? It’s pathetic at this pont
You have to be kidding. Have you not used any of the AI to perform simple task that they steadily fell it by making things up or what they want to call hallucinating I’m gonna call it what it is. It’s a damn lie. I will sit there lie to you and then try to convince you that in order for it to be lying to you. It has to have intent behind it.
In their memories
Order isn't even right
I made $114 trading this week. A victory a moral fucking victory. I'm tired and I'm beat \n\n
MU flat for rest of today to fuck my calls and prob rocket over the weekend to 975\n\nGonna take a break from options and do lame ass investing shit
Friday sell offs are the worst
Alright maybe I was wrong, UMAC going to have a -25% day on no news
Warsh recommends Jack's hole
No like fidelity does not let me so now im on xsp
After playing this past weeks earnings I’ve learned 2 things: \n—> inverse this sub ALWAYS \n—> buy calls for a stock no one is talking about and puts for a stock everyone is talking about \nPuts on avgo and dell no brainer
NVDA 220 would be a nice v target...
Went from 50k > 320k > 80k and realized the losses from SNAP I think and options gambling. Initial gain would’ve been 850k if I kept it in Intel
BANBET! TODAY IS NOT A BLACK FRIDAY
I always forget about these fucking events, there's some kind of announcement every other day
warsch is wank
Based degenerate
Cope
Only 3 days worth of oil left in the reserves. C'mon 🥭 start some more shit. I'm tryna see supp'n 🤣
100 K
Same thing here brother. Had one Leap easy $5k I’m sure there will be more entry points
hold until the next FY and re-evaluate then. anyone that tells you otherwise is in for the short term gain not long term profit. got considerable odds it reaches $300+
too much selling pressure. we could go lower here. oof i had calls too...
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We flushing
I only hold 500$ and i'm fuming.
Sending my Venmo $ request to Warsh now.
Cope harder bulls
If the bond market can stay quiet then I would agree with this assessment.... but that feels like a big "if" right now with the 10yr and 30yr surging.
Sure you can. It's going to bounce before dropping even lower
I say TTWO puts!!!!
Can memory tards even afford Taco Bell now?
ME! I WANT ALL THE SMOKE
What is the problem. Software keeps going higher. Hedge funds been saying months semis are not the play anymore.
In this case, its probably like 0.1%
Iran is gonna sit tight for 6-7 weeks then launch missile barrage, re-igniting kinetic war headlines and chaos to try to fuck Trump harder in the midterms. Then as soon as election day is over, the US will ramp up the war bigtime. Zero chance this is over in 2026.
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We turned ghey! :clifford: :clifford: :clifford: :kek:
Fed just fucked it up. Nice dollar spike.
Yes short it
Very natural 8$ drop in a hour, why did I double down on spx calls
Puts here
gay ass bear
Takes real balls to get rich quick
Who holds during the weekend
warshing machine happened
50k investment in nvidia at launch would now be worth 5 trillion
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Down 55% -> up 84% ima call it the warsh put
Prolly cuz he used the word “hike” 10 times in five minutes… in the context of hiking in Jackson Hole of course.
I'm gonna need semis to pump like 7% next week. Not because I am in them, but because the market does way better when semi's are ripping.
CAN U GUYS RELAX JFC
Turned 3k into 30k on Oracle calls last september. felt like a genius. proceeded to lose it all and more going all in on RDTL at $60. Such is life
nvda going bankrupt?
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$15 - 26 end of year, $40 next year.
puts over the weekend ?
as if -10 percent for sandisk is out of the ordinary
Why is everything down? What happened?
No I think it's the rambling of the younger guy at the fed that did this
SPCX BED SHIT INCOMING
NVDA has completely sodomized me
I just need mango with a tariff board to finish me off
$MRVL $217 is a key level I’m watching here. Needs to hold as strong support. If it breaks and then holds as resistance, more downside is likely. Momentum is key.
The 420 was a nice touch
hammer candle forming on the SPY 15 min
yeah but we dont run into each other so its cool
I'm thinking 719-720 close on QQQ. Wipe out 20k+ puts.
Today's youth aren't educated on how bullying creates market makers. Very sad.
who cares? we are in a bond bear market. yields will trend up for the foreseeable future. one day is just random noise.
Wrong. Look at the dollar. Fed just fucked it up
It's because you touch yourself at night, and the calls.
puts be PRINTing
Circus of debt... I mean, circle of debt looks less funny if debt gets more expensive.
come on nbis just a little lower so my puts get sold.
Plus Donny is gonna drop big buck on promoting himself.
BIRD down 10%.. who would’ve called that
in what world do you live that AI "fails". lol. it is already engrained in everything
All hail Bear King Warsh
Can’t even buy 0 dtes for the rest of day anymore
See what I mean?
Give up on everything. Pump $OPEN lol
NAH WE AINT HAVE A FINAL LEG UP. ITS ALL LEG DOWN FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR
See what I mean?
Cant even be happy about my 40% profit today on whole account because if I held my 769 and 773 puts id have quadruple my port(went all in 773 puts at top)
Why is the thread all fucked up? Puts on RDDT????
if you cover % portfolio usually means 100% RIP
genuinely flabbergasted at NVDA right now
At a certain point we have to stop going down...right?! RIGHT?!
Think Warsh has any real opinions about anything? What a fence-sitting asshole
This guy gets it
Opus 5 on Extra. Yes using project with contextual files and custom skills. If you just glance at it's outputs it looks fine, but any real logical analysis reveals clear flaws that more often than not Claude has no good explanation or reasoning for. It's far from autopilot and at all times it feels exactly like the worst performing member of any team that I'm trying to mentor.
does someone understand why yields first went down and then up during the speech?
Are u 12? Poor cuck
What’s your price target, shits down 8% today
I used to see lots of financial news on X, now my feed is nothing but GTA6 wtf.
Ya u can’t bring money with u when u die
Whatever cnbc gives as analysis, make sure to inverse that lmfao
Micron Will not be around once AI fails and they’re stupidity they quit making consumer memory and it’s only providing memory to AI data centers
It’s fine open the floodgates. Time to go home.
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My mrvl calls just getting theta fucked the past hour
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Gonna need one of those mythical V's in the next couple hours to bring me out of this hole.
ONDS bros on suicide watch
Any chance of MRVL green 🥲
My fuckn hole is Jackson
!banbet MU 1000 3d
Everyone fear mongering and saying puts next week reinforces we have at least another 2 weeks of calls but for the real drop begins
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Dance ghey bears! :clifford: :clifford: :clifford: :kek:
At this point, i'm just going to buy more HTZ. Everything sucks anyways.
Jerome Powell OnlyFans account goes live
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got off work calls and took your reminder and thank you lol
I read somewhere that nvda’s price has been lower one week after earnings on 7 out of the 8 last quarterly earnings releases. let’s see if the trend continues
Ughhhhhh yen needs to chill out….
It feels like August was worse than July. I at least had some hope this month lol
Keep quiet and listen. A schizo is speaking
all noise, he can not rise if rates go up treasury goes kapum
If Fed hikes the rates Mango is going to do something very scary and I am not ready for it. FFS he has access to the nuclear codes.
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My god I sold my puts too early
The algos aren't even getting off on the adrenaline of high-stakes gambling.
Is there anything that could pump this market this afternoon?
Retards unleashed
aye
What did he say, I assume it's the ramblings of a senile old man with the brain of a toddler that's caused this?
So I’m 98 years old and wondering if I should continue to hold my nvda shares. I bought them right after the ipo and they’ve multiplied many many times over. Was thinking of selling them all and yoloing everything into spcx…
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TTWO
You can still get your apple puts, it’s about to give back today’s gains
!banbet MU 935 1d
XRP might lose all of its momentum right now
Jesus christ nvidia
Micronnnnnnn
MMs want your money more than you do
It's not gambling... it's investing.\n\nLosing my life's savings in NVO and RDDT is all part of my genius long-term financial goals.
Please don’t call it forward guidance
Is this because I bought calls?
Even doing everything to ignore inflation and force a rate cut, they still cant cook the books enough to justify it. It is GRIM folks
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The second best one historically!! I want to load so bad haha but I havent had any luck in the past, so I don’t know.
Careful, im gooning to profile pics
Hawkish talk on inflation.
Is this the third or fourth sentiment shift in this thread?
Go back to sleep
You mean 10k
dawg, all I did was open the chart and saw -10% so punted and immediately lost half in less than 5 mintues
Buy meta dip now and sell on Monday when it spikes at the open.
NVDA what in the literal fuck is wrong with you
A Once-in-a-Decade Buying Opportunity: Sandisk and Micron Shares Are Dirt Cheap and Look Primed to Skyrocket\n\nGTFO🤡☠️
as if +10 percent for sandisk is out of the ordinary
already bruh
It's like a shit coin pump
Only a dumbass would downvote that.
yes
Apple about to pull and inverse V
We're on fooled you for the 7th time at this point. This is the Nvidia earnings pattern. The ones that don't end up theta fucked tend to pump and then fade immediately.
congrats on the win!
I had puts. And paperhanded them
What did Warsh say that made my money disappear?
They’re going to crash the market and force rate cuts
Just woke up. The fuck happened?
My theory for next couple weeks: Realization sets in that NVDA didn't tank the market; AI/Semis/etc get a huge tailwind and previous rhetoric "Citadel unloaded.." dies down. Market also realizes Warsh is mostly puppet... no rate hike.. Speaking of - we get a SURPRISE: economic D-day is working so well, iran is begging to negotiate, & oil ticks lower. Earnings next week & beyond reinforce AI + SaaS is actually mutually beneficial, and we have a final leg up thru October.
Good morning and good night, sheesh 😟
And just like that, all my profits for the day are gone. Up $18 on the day from being up $350. Remember kids, take ALL profits immediately and let nothing run. Head for the fucking hills
SPY: red \nHTZ: green
Fuck man I bought more GLXY on the dip today, I need to be put in a conservatorship
waiting for HTZ to pop again.
Time to freak out and sell everything right now!
As long as it moves intra day i dont give a fuck, i scalp
Do i hold my spy puts or sell them now?
it peaks for a day then falls for the next 2 day. welcome to trading AI stocks
That’s why you hedge with puts
It’s peanuts, but in terms of pure appreciation, $450 out of a $10 free play at a casino. Great time
It's working
I lost all my gains this week
My qqq 721 calls are cooked
Ohhh Kay. Damn bud. My bad didn’t know I was talking to a rolls Royce diamond hander here. gg
85k/85k lmao
Incredible
My asshole is in shambles
Wen speech
I’ve been liquidated
Jensen about to be applying for food stamps
AI stocks are a waste they are not able to preform long term
Gold getting rug pulled. Bhahaahahahahaha
Damn... how did you feel during that day and the days after?
Spy 1000 at the end of september
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I think we drill all next week
Well I guess that’s that! See you guys at the breadlines.
WEN is the only stock I've made money on in the last month and thats only cuz I forgot i own it
The fed announcement is not going well for the whole market my friend.
I probably wouldn't.
What’s stopping them from saying haha jk for like the millionth time and we get a massive shrek V come Monday
Hmm we talking meeting or slightly exceeding expectations good, or way exceeding expectations good? I ask but I realize you might not know or may not be able to share the answer. But true, the best we can do is guess, market reactions to ERs seem so unpredictable 😅
the invisible hand of the free market be like "nvidia made my video game waifu UGLY time to sell the stock"
this might be impossible for someone like you to understand, but this isn't a team sport.
I'm just gonna pretend that SPY was at 770.97 the entire day. I mean, the chart DOES say that doesn't it?
Don’t tempt me with a good time :clifford: :clifford: :clifford: :kek:
dear diary I lost all my money because of Walsh
He’s super duper serious about inflation this time \nYou guys
This is fucking brutal whiplash
hawks aren't American enough duh
Clown shit market selling AI so it can pump AI next weej
The hungry animal commercials during every CNBC break are a real bummer man.
That's a nasty falling knife. My calls are kaput. I'd stay away.
Red month into a flat month for space, spcx ruined everything fucking muskrat
I would prefer that my wife stopped hitting me. But alas, I continue to lose money.
govt: just print more dollars and buy nvda
My 769 put I got for 9$as a lotto ticket printed before my shift …I’m getting lunch today.”.
!banbet MU 935 3h
are you a bot or are you actually this vapid and clueless?
Well it seems Trump is on your profile picture so I can imagine lol
lol lost 5k today time to reload again
My 400 dkng stocks trying to save my 6000 AI stocks is a scene to behold
Hot hand fallacy
Buying rkt calls here
hi!
This market is exhausting, we're gonna dump so hard in September. The VIX is gonna spike to 20+ in one day at some point.
Genuinely how is NVDA going down after that print
I said apple calls in the morning, got paid. Now I’ll say apple PUTS
Who tf gave these regarded algos trillions of dollars to gamble
do i hold my spy put or sell now
I'm talking about September lol
Won 10k in a day, lost 10k in a day
What kind of reverse logic is this?
Legend
i got bull trapped in da butt
Yea he is the president insider trading, the market moves if he makes a grumpy tweet while he takes a shit. He doesn't need to be Machiavelli
That’s what I do, weird how this will get pushback but not the retarded options lol
Both bulls and bears but especially bulls got caught bad by the algo today...lol\n\nThat was brutal. MM/Algo ripped you guys a new one.
DONT YOU GET THE MESSAGE? HE SAID THE ECONOMY IS RESILIENT. OK? FULL EMPLOYMENT. THINK ABOUT WHAT THAT MEANS
Forever since everyone's buying
I love you.
Same tard screaming bout sandick 1600 eod btw
I liked Powell more, he made line go up
Tbf I see a lot of Nike at the gym but it’s not reflected in the share price \n\nThink I’ll skip LULU and tailgate on Dell puts
Depends 😉
Bullshit. Robbery on multi trillion dollar valued stocks is so insanely brazen.
Any 765p holders? You’re gonna win today.
its friday night people literally club here till 8am
Alright Lunch is over \nTime to reverse to $775 again
Bc we already know minus the regards
There won't be one this year. Warsh has orders from 🥭 to wait for democrats to take congress so he can blame them when they raise rates in 2027
Are you sure you know how to see currencies?\nCheck again. You arw confused.\nBut when I lost lost my bet 1 euro was $1.55\nNow 1 euros is $1.16
Very bullish.. buy calls rn
wall street really keeping gold at 410, shit wants to taco soooo bad
DXY and the 10y yield boosting. Dam is about to break
178k on 4.5k cost basis \n\nCalls of course. \n\nHighest percent gain was like 35,000%\n\nMost of my stuff is far smaller, 150-300% is normal if it’s not a loss, sometimes up to 740.\n\nBut I’ve definitely lost like 100k too
Thanks for the insights, it is a different animal that isn't covered as much as other asset classes
I know I’m going to get downvoted\n\nBut trading in a Roth is literally free money 🤑
If you're including investing I'm down about 40k cad right now
Why are semis worthless now?
Yeah I would agree but a lot of the McDonald's company revenue is franchising the real estate, not so much the burger selling
Sounds like a bargain. Not sure why people still eat there, it’s not terrible but it’s definitely way overpriced. \n\nHalf sweet salted caramel latte is nice though
Pls do tell
Went from good day to terrible bc of warsh spy puts but held and now a glorious day... I'm a blessed regard today
It‘s like shit. 1 Euro = 1.12 usd \nU’re just living in Europoor
nice man my huge gains dissapearing slowly on nvda at this point its a memestock lol
nice try, Feds
:clifford: :clifford: :clifford: :kek:
Ive some fresh seaman for you
Wait, just the tip?
at 2am, sure
Just watching my port die on my day off
Gonna laugh at this comment, not buy SPY calls, and watch it hit 780+ monday open.
IDIOTS THINKING NVDA IS GOING BANKRUPT AFTER WATCHING IT MOON 10 PERCENT YESTERDAY
Their stock price recently has nothing to do with their shitty laptops. 🥭 Is homies with em and they will get some sort of crazy govt contract which will sky rocket their revenue.
Lost more than you can imagine
I have a strategy overnight that I follow religiously for 2 years that have proved to be quite profitable.\nEarly January, I had a bad feeling about one of the stock in my radar. I was never deviating before so I consider this move kind of a gambling.\nThat night, that stock took +300% overnight, making me miss a 120k$ profit. \nIts not really a loss but this one was particularly hard to digest.
Wait, u didnt get fhe message that we were selling till dec? Lmao
God this has my nips rock hard
Strange that the bond market is unhappy with a hike unless they don’t believe it’ll happen?
TSLA fucked
If warsh does end up hawkish now then the TLT bottom could be in.
I mean, that’s ALOT of red
Stop fucking drilling ffs
NVDA massive insiders sell-off, immediately after the post-earnings 48hrs window.
how r bois feeling
What's the saying? "The market will stay rational as long as you are solvent" is it?
My McOrder is generated by Ai
Let’s run back 2008
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Jerome come back
It’s a WARSHOUT!!! Dance ghey bears! :clifford: :clifford: :clifford: :kek:
Refinance from where Michael?
$10
Why do I do this to myself
NVDA 0dte - Am I coming back? \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/tbwmn6xrd5mh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c4c1342d78151fcc351d4bd0c116c9e1b3a5cb3
MRVL lost some people their houses today. Yeesh.
Fukin yields mooning
Meltdown next hour or 2 and crash hard into close is my prediction
Holy scam, market analysts setting price targets of $515 and $400 on NVDA just for it to immediately get blown up 4% and counting
70K USD
they used to have them "sea men", "sea-men", now we will have "space men"
WE AINT DONE DRILLING BRO, WE AINT DONE DRILLING
Lost 40k buying penny stocks at the beginning of my “investing career”
Have a good weekend everyone, all cash going into close lol.
Nvda is dead
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I was promised a circuit breaker
wtf are you doing yoloing at 98 years old?
Can’t wait for the rate hike!
AVGO calls fuck it. Putting my paycheck on that hoe
Trillion dollar company… in debt… :clifford: :clifford: :clifford: :kek:
Legit, i would recommend options to a novice trader at this point. Much safer than trying to pick winning stocks.
A
The oil market is rarely short on drama, but today’s setup offers investors something more useful: tangible operating momentum, a policy-driven reshaping of Western Hemisphere supply, and a small-cap producer beginning to show what a restarted asset can do. $SOC $CVX https://vistapglobal.com/u-s-venezuela-oil-talks-put-chevron-and-sable-offshore-in-focus-in-september-cvx-soc/
Market maker hedging
taco taco
Is the “V” in the room with us right now?
wow just wow
Yeah one that should be working at a gas station
Dell calls
What a day for the algos
Space lady hates 🥭
Someone out there bought puts at open and switched to calls at 775
I believe trillion dollar company… in debt,
youre tearing me apart warsh!
ah yes the +4% bear market
am I stupid for buying the $IREN dip
Yah, it got rejected at a critical level. Conventional wisdom says it will continue dropping through next week but Bessent has a few tricks up his sleeve to deploy if he wants to.
On its way back to touch 200 per usual
Price action today is comedy. Wish I held those puts
Hey bro, I can’t believe that a dude like me outlived Dolly Parton. I’m 98 years old and here to share my vibes. What should I yolo into today?
Which whore house were u born in?
So it did pay its debt. Robbing its citizens is a normal part of the process, the voters yearn for the grift.
My puts have never been so green 🤩
Ok I’ll be happy with 7736 again pls thanks
so it sounds like warsh didn't even talk about anything
Why is Spy so hard to knock down?
I am just saying puts have been the most consistent way of making money but the risk-reward here is complete shit, it's down so much to a very attractive valuation\n\nselling puts is probably the best play on this
RYCEY my one gamble position 1.8 million. search rycey in this sub it was the top post.\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/CopxGcYtJE
do it!
“MRVL is the next trillion dollar company” 🤡
Why is $NVDA down so bag in political bogus… they even sell to China so why are tariff rumors detrimental?
How are AI companies gonna fake earnings when investors stop throwing money at them…
Pause
Bessent's oil shorts getting blown out
God Dam. NVDA down 4%. Warsh stop it
1.7m . Euros. That's like 1 trilion of your usd
Gotta pull back eventually
Sold all my 1M DOGE a day before Elon famously tweeted DOOOOGEEECOOOIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!! And watched my unrealized gains take off without me for a potential 250K- 500K gains on a 5K investment \n\nI saved $4,500 and took a loss of $500 instead \n\nAnyways, \n\nWelcome to Wendy’s can I take your order?
**BanBet Lost** — /u/ThatSteemBloke (0W - 1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **INTC** ▲ | $90.02 → $125.00 | +38.9% | 1w | Lost |
no!
Poors out there cant understand we could’ve had low interest rates and SPY 900 under Sleepy
I don’t even know what is that 😂sweet old guy smiling - the most dangerous one 😳😂
Nvidia 220 calls cheap rn…
yeah but grain of truth means that I'm sure there were some young people who did a menial job were probably happy to small talk the adults about this topic and came across as smart to them because it was a "everyone can sound smart" moment regarding a stock market bubble. \n\nIf not for these photos maybe 100 years from now no one would believe that gig economy share drivers who bore the burden of maintenance and all costs associated with being taxi drivers, and had less job security than taxi drivers, were doing day trading on 5 screens in their car in between rides served to them via a platform that paid them well below what union taxi drivers made before and all for minor savings that are paid out from the offloading of operating costs to the drivers who get a real bad deal. \n\nMaybe the uber driver is emblematic of the shoe shiner back in the day.... we wouldn't go into details. Maybe in the 90s it was the pizza delivery guy. Today its the Uber guy. Tomorrow maybe is the VR glasses repair guy.
I have to be going insane, because there is no way NVDA just went below $220 again right?
Over leveraged regard fukd all of my positions
But she has a boyfriend too.
Oversold, buy calls now
Right, it’s a reflection of the only women who could be attracted to you. I get all 10s personally
Yeah I think your nvda $230C are toast man
Apparently he was brought in to double volatility
Hey nvidia people who bought the top, you are now my brothers in solidarity, come join us nbis bag holders
Made 70% on SPY calls today, sold 5 mins after Warsh talk phew
Gold absolutely dying and yields up. Hulk dick on 10Y.\n\nSpy should be down 1-2% wtf
That’s a double top if I’ve ever seen one on daily spy
No dump
should’ve sold my tesla calls for -$30 earlier because now it’s at -3k and so now i’m going to be eating shit for dinner
Bols really thot they were gunna let all those calls go ITM at the EOW
Is today freak the fuck out and sell everything day?
Good thing I sold those 774 calls when they were in the money 😬
nvda straight drilling today. 215 is the target. filling that gap on options expiration day. it's fuck your calls day, everybody!
https://preview.redd.it/yqveycm8d5mh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6dae308d073b6032fe0b09ea3fbd4e0c4580e05\n\n \nLmao
Asts and rklb are taking turns gaping me.
There's always more rug left to pull
It’s rugs all the way down
the rug pull got rug pulled
1 month bear market
They just love fridays at the MM HQ
I am getting old. All my shit is up today, but I am < 30 so I might be ber then
outside in seoul right now people already talking about buying the memory dip monday
I blame Leopoor for this
Stopped for a bit just to lube up the big red dildo
nvda actually going to 215 lmaoo
Sheeeeiiit
LET ME KNOW IF IT WORKS. I ALREADY RAGE QUIT FOR TODAY
dang nvidia still dropping, where is my uncle jensen
Well fuck
im the rycey guy! mom, the guys on the internet are being mean. no one believe my story. thats cuz you live in your moms basement. wait? that was a dream? fuck.
use your noggin and take profits when you can
60k —> 1M —> 400k in a year. Still holding and buying calls on $POET, if it moons like I think it’s about to, will have made \~$2M on it. If it doesn’t, I will live in regret.
Yields dgaf \n\nHigher for longer
Told yall lunch time is over. We now return to dumping
Kys Jane street
Only if you’re a retard degenerate you go broke. \n\n10% for high risk options trading \n\n90% boring shit\n\nIf i lose that 10% I don’t play til payday personally
Cum on in the water is fine!
How to trade in a bear flattener market expecting rate hikes and tightening?
ho lee shit
holy shit am i getting rug pulled on the earlier rug pull
And just like that nvda is ded
Christ
lol
YES BABY MY AMZN PUTS ARE GONNA PRRRRIIIIIINT. No one is immune to the retards in office
I got a 235 call for nvda expiry September 18th September the month we touch 250
congrats to all the dip buyers
MAN WHAT THE FUCK
Can't get a margin call if the phone is out of battery.
Betting rent money on oil calls, interesting
Calls on Ollie's then. Sweet old guy smiling. He wouldn't fuck me and put me in the poor house, right?
Oh no
Lol GOOGL literally cant hold shit. Kinda expected this bleed tbh.
It’s asking for gamblings. Not your total g/l over the past years… \n\nOne gamble position.
Cliffordddddd drilll
#ITS NOT A COINCIDENCE THAT TINDER ONLY RECOMMENDS FAT CHICKS TO YOU
I just sold my calls bc of you.
why APP just why
i have never seen so many pussies in one place
765 here we come
Target deez nutz fuckin nerd 🥥🥥
Sir! I don’t care what will happen with them in a week😂😭not in 10 years \nI just want to play earnings
Treasury bonds pay about 4-5% a year, which is more than inflation. So no, they didn't rob ANY purchasing power from old folks if they had all their savings in bonds. Their purchasing power in that scenario went slightly UP over the years, since inflation is typically about 3.2%\n\nThe purchasing power wouldn't have gone up by *as much* as if they had it in stocks, but still up = not robbed.\n\nYes the government is getting it's loans cheaper than it acts like it is, but it's still paying some for them.
My biggest loss came this year in july for about 30k. I learned an expensive and valuable lesson.
Won 20k lost 30k the next day
shit and piss 500. bag 7. Nasdaq (North American Stocks Drop All Quickly)
Rug pull incoming
she wants to drill
600 bucks left. What now
THIS MARKET SUCKS GIANT DONKEY DICK. PERIOD
Yeah, it hasn't updated since shortly after open. I've logged in on multiple devices, and they're all showing the outdated numbers.
lmao there is no way pdt did this
good job regard
Ghey bears! We have warsh for another 10 years! :clifford: :clifford: :clifford: :kek:
CALLS PURCHASED \n\nINSHALLAH WE SHALL PUMP
No crying in the casino sir
Oof. Maybe diversify into indexes
I'm getting so fucked today I feel like an American farmer 🤦‍♂️
I have never ended a day with a profit but I ain’t no bitch about it
:ahyes: :kek:
NKE will be the next big play...
If I were king of America id throw them all in jail
Well nvda fcked me. I have nothing else to lose
Never forget potus a diddler and everyone is a ped protector
#BRING BACK PDT
ofc ! You buy lower at better price !
Classic batman chart
ah they pinned us
XLE and DBA all green. The future is the inflation trade. The real on the ground bottlenecks.
I've got no problem with market thinking or pricing that, but if ai pops whole market is coming down. For valuations to make some sense the last 3 stocks in that list should be at least 30% lower.
Turned $1 to 9k\n\nHappens
I took a screenshot of this.. might play next week 😂
Maybe. 10 year spiked which drew the market down, but it will likely cool off after lunch. We should rip back .30 - .40 more on SPY imo. It's a Friday.
buy the dip
Imagine walking away with the 1400 on a Friday.
I have a SNOW $420 call, and HPE $75 Call \n\nLmk if I’m dumb!
We were on such a decent run too
how much did u profit? There is no way with 260$ strike that u made profit
FUCK
as long as they keep printing money, even assuming negative growth, it's way too cheap.\n\nthe question is, will it beat the s&p over the next 10 years? maybe not but still there is virtually 10-20% downside at most imo, if tech crashes this should go up (or lose less)
Bought UMAC calls when it was at 23 which seems to be resistance, shit looks oversold today and max pain is 25 eod
How do we have all these 80 year old toddlers in charge? Put them in the fucking homes (better yet ship them all to Epstein island so they can rape each other) and give me some people who aren’t prepubescent grifters that are one foot in the grave
Bols went from planning whether to buy the extended warranty on their lambos to searching "taco bell discount codes".
Do not redeem the bubble basterds
F
Is the widget bugged, they dont show actual prices
Dang did warsh mess up the market again?
I used to grab mcds frequently at lunch on my work days. It was the first thing I cut when prices got stupud.
Won 1400 lost 800
All of it
That’s enough to cover your electric bill for charging your phone
Id believe this too, Alternatively we get pinned to 0% on SPY
And as I said last week. OPEX was the primer, nvda and Jackson hole were the catalysts. 7600 is the target next week.
You rtards had the whole morning to sell your calls
Options are the best way, lots of leverage without using capital, you can trade them as quick as anything
Sold my Sofi puts then continues to dump crazy times
are there any oil bols left \n\nrent due I'm fucked
All good bro, the price of having fun on reddit is downvotes
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Don't bother, wait until Monday or Tuesday. Weekend decay will screw most of the premium on it
Ya this guy is full of shit
Down till lunch then it will close within .15 like always.
how many people got greedy on the run up with calls to hold bags now
It’s fucking over
Hey guys u think it’s possible we hit 210 or below for MRVL this month ?
How are you not broke again yet?
All of my gains are gone cause of today. And I couldve just held my puts
Isn't OP making a 50% profit already as of today if you see the spread price is at $1.5 as of today?
Today have been Murphy's law in full effect for me
day after launch going to be similar to the trailer i bet cant say much until the release numbers
Missin' you Jerome.
Me my 775 calls Ded
AAPL customers are into butt stuff so has no impact.
WEN4EVER 🥷🦅
I work in a sector that deals heavily with old people and after a while you really lose empathy for them
Press F for the people that did not sell the SPY call in time
MM algos had a hard time running the numbers on how to fuck retail today. But like always, they got it and now you will be theta fucked until your theta shaped hole bleeds. Gday
It wasn't me who downvoted you.
I assume all Kevin sympathizers are just Kevin and the task force. Shocked pikachu face that the world isn’t inspired when he says nothing
Msft announce they were going bankrupt
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Idk, will it pump?
I feel like getting some MSFT $500 puts expiring next week might be a move. Not a smart move, but it's a move
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I saw 400k and lost it all in 10 minutes. Never exercised the loss thankfully\n\nIn terms of actually exercised cash I had a +11k day last year. Proud of myself.
I like OLLI logo so calls on OLLI
Guacamole recall = green recall = bearish
Bro you are never gonna become a millionaire again as long as Warsh is here 😂
Won 14k lost 6k
But sir, nobody is wearing that! \nI'll give you some free advice: go to a few gyms, specifically look at what women are wearing, and write it down. \nIn my life I don't see Lulu at all, so if I don't see it, who the fuck is wearing that? Simple as that. \n\nLook at Nike also,it has a cheap valuation, but it looks like it's going down the drain.
What I said last night stills stands. We lose 7700 spx finds its floor around 7675 and pins into close
CRUS see you next month!
Bought 100 IREN 9/4 37C
The market is obviously skeptical that the AI story and attendant earnings are going to keep forging ahead.
Held my puts and up $7k this is the way.
Idk if 🌽 follows the market or the market follows 🌽 at this point
oh really what makes you say that
Should be bonds down, dollar down, stonks up, gold up bigly
PANW AND DELL and SNOW Calls \nVSXY Puts
600k in profit! Losses? Eh who remembers? 😂
3.50
Sandisk made you rich then poor
I don’t think we’re gonna V
Spy pls go up