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| I’m ready for a weekend crypto rally 🎉 |
| Aaah so THATS why I am able to kill every ticker |
| Wild that the orange moron picked two fed chairs |
| https://preview.redd.it/racqq1q5up2h1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=7360ace39226e970a8152efde886328de0aca9f4 |
| Community member incoming |
| Just end the war daddy please for the sake of my calls |
| How’s 20k MU guy? |
| Mine wasnt cheap im annoyed about how much I paid but it will pale in comparison to what medicare and other insurance companies will end up paying when this sht hits the market.\n\nThankfully unlike novo nordisk the people at LLY will actually manufacture the drug at scale instead of leaving the world clamboring for supply while only the elite get it. Meanwhile old ladies with diabetes can barely get their hands on ozempic, it has been awful. Fucking european idiots. When the whole world wants your shit, you are supposed to ramp up production and meet the demand!! |
| 748 for the love of the game. Let’s do it |
| Everyone that described it as a bubble meant it was overpriced. Thought you were slick huh |
| when moon? iran, help us. |
| Anyone else lose their ass today |
| Probably great for society to make money so easily taking very little risk and doing very little productively. |
| And regards here still losing money daily.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/d0p60oc4up2h1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5643837b33b547ac9e1e80429a4eeda1aa274c3f |
| So is it just understood that the other Fed members just vote however warsh wants them to or what? Because he can’t override their votes and lower rates if they vote against it |
| TSLL calls |
| The most impressive thing is you’ve done most of this in a Roth, cheers man |
| This uptrend is alittle scary for a holiday weekend, isnt it? Pump till lunch is over and then take profit because its BBQ time over these next 3 days off for most people |
| Lol, I guess you could call it that. |
| 😎 |
| “I want Kevin to be totally independent.\n\nPS 🥭 |
| ONDS baby |
| You didn't see the DOW?? They like him!! |
| MMMMMM 😮💨🗣️ (but you’re not a rapper) |
| They developed some software. I think it's more AI bubble stuff lol but I don't mind if it goes up. |
| KEVIN WARSH TAKES OATH AS FEDERAL RESERVE CHAIR\n\n>u/Spy300 15 points 24 days ago\n\n> - Do a few weeks of a fake ceasefire / peace talks\n \n> - Get the puppet fed chair confirmed \n\n> - Blow up kharg island / Invade / Start Iranian revolution **<-- (You Are Here)**\n\n> - Send WTI to 150 \n\n> - Puppet fed chair cuts to 1% \n\n✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via **financial repression**.\n\n**Its time.**\n\n>TRUMP: WE HAVE SOME DEBT WE WANT TO TAKE CARE OF |
| RGTI 23c yesterday was 0.02 and is now almost $5. You could’ve turned 1k into over 150k |
| I have a separate savings account named taxes. I take 20% and put in there when I win. Thanks though good advice |
| Should I hold my CRWV $108 calls exp 5/29 |
| This retard is proof that the generation hasn’t experience a crash yet |
| Dollar is done |
| Probably 2% of his whole portfolio |
| lol no way chyna is worth any risk. look at baba firing on all cylinders but still dogshit |
| thinking about the investment banking associates having to work 90 hour weeks to IPO spacex, openai, and anthropic |
| Time for the MU dump to fuck over call holders |
| LPTH acquired amorphous for pennies.\n\n Amorphous Materials,Inc. has developed the technology and built the facility capable of compounding and casting 10,000 lbs. of glass per year. Help and support in the effort was obtained from the U.S. Army Night Vision Laboratory at Ft.Belvoir. |
| Babe, wake up, new AI slop format just dropped |
| Spaghetti computing looks tempting |
| MU shitting the bed as usual, whats new? |
| U dumb |
| All this peer pressure to look good for the summer |
| Try credit unions traditional banks arent as favorable, in usa |
| Shit, this guy is asking the right questions. If any of you know when to buy and when to sell plz post thanks |
| Powell luvers in shambles lmao |
| At least we good at one thing. We good at losing money. |
| I guess someone decided my 747Ps aren't allowed to print |
| my buddy actually made gains off spaghetti once lol |
| The Life of Ben - reality biopic |
| Used to be you’d have to hold a stock for 15 years to see 5x return\n\nNow it takes 6 months to hit 5x and within 3 years you can see 50-150x \n\nLmao \n\nLiterally the greatest time in history to trade |
| 🤡 |
| Burning with a chance of blood. |
| brick is in redevelopment |
| They got the cloud seeding vaccine so all is good |
| It is |
| Happy cake day |
| I have the same question. What are the actual ramifications? |
| too soon hes not even cold yet |
| Is memory dead? |
| Sounds like you guys had a lot of stupid jobs lol. Or they just padding the stock like everyone else to keep the religion going. Also yes I couldnt agreee with you more on quantum its the spacex of tech |
| Aapp 312 eod |
| This guy was on the Epstein list is that a top indicator? |
| Hell yeah! |
| He is long antibiotics. |
| Straight up so fucking boring, it's been like that all week pretty much. Just waiting on some type of official news. |
| 1. Acquire a bunch of ice \n2. Acquire a bunch of fire \n3. Put both assets in the same portfolio |
| RGTI, QUBT, QBTS all 🚀 🌙 |
| https://preview.redd.it/2hrl06xitp2h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d29dd60b2dd19adb44f5f36fe0d0854bd1082988\n\nWhy do I feel so sad when I see this green photo? |
| BlackBerry ripping! |
| If intels nana boy feels bad, at least he isn’t 600k 2dte nvda call options guy |
| What’s up with blackberry? |
| What is this, march 2000?! |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| wait quantum bubble means what exactly here |
| Epsteins guy marks top |
| I’ve been down that road before, nothing worse than |
| PIO |
| Arby's crew lead 😎 |
| https://preview.redd.it/nexz4u7mtp2h1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=282fc212398133db46f9ed70ddae4e379afa25e7\n\n |
| Deleted everything I imagine. |
| stockpile great value water cases from Walmart |
| I miss my boy J already |
| LPTH's aquisition of amorphous materials was like buying nvda before ai. Theres no way in fucking hell they woulda been able to do that had they waited so much as a few months longer. |
| Pretty sure that’s just a picture the paparazzi took. |
| Hahahaha nothing will happen today, just ping pong |
| But consolidated, bouncing off VWAP .. good chance we're retesting 748 |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Inflation minus energy soaring.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/NmE8Tqz.png\n\nFed: "This is clearly transitory inflation related to oil prices, let's be cautious. Keep the money printer on and rates steady." |
| it's not a bubble until Nasdaq is at 69k |
| wtf are you talking |
| Power for desalination |
| Don’t forget to exit at the right time |
| Nice little Friday |
| A quantum bubble is both popped and unpopped until you buy into the sector |
| bruhhh |
| Nestle |
| Sworn in by Uncle Thomas himself! |
| Best case scenario he sold yesterday to limit his loss. And then NVDA closes at 230 today. |
| What happens if the ignores inflation and lowers rates? |
| Buy long out of the money puts as a protection |
| OMG RATE CUT (I'm lying but can you guys pump SPY anyways?) |
| I am jacked to the absolute tits on SPX puts right now. VIX too low to resist taking another chance |
| Unlike jpow, warsh has that cuckold feel to him |
| just create a fake media source to announce world peace |
| Jobless boom to continue. Pick wisely. |
| Does this mean FOMC meetings are gonna be less volatile now?\n\nWarsh just doesn't have that aura to him like Powell did. |
| Reached 10% YTD yay |
| This range for next hour |
| Exactly .. exactly ... it's a casino |
| Me on qbts too lmao. Fuck yeah brother |
| Buddy, J Powell already did that |
| Fax my brother |
| How do you invest in water? This may be the future as data centers keep sucking it all in |
| https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/21/jpmorgan-banker-countersue-sexual-assault-accuser |
| BB is a real play or just pumping for the fuck of it? |
| Warsh: "haha bol thot i shall raise rates and shrink the balance sheet" |
| Dudes not even married, according to WSJ |
| They’re gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here! |
| My body is becoming inverse summer body for some reason.. I'm slightly fatter than 5 months ago... Wtf |
| RKLB bout to blast thru my 140 cc |
| Everyone's talking about their portfolio. All I wanna know is where tf is 600k Nvidia guy |
| Jane street and Israeli Miami based bots are constantly scraping this sub to inverse. PM me |
| Manipulation leveled up today boys .. pahmp those calls |
| Im fucking loaded to the gills |
| Not going to sell then. Still plenty of time for some fake fireworks before the long weekend. |
| Tru dat |
| Lol.. balls deep otm calls boys! We're riding this empire into the dirt! \n\nQueue the violins! |
| I keep falling for Chinese symbols and simply stay out of them. I also make no money. But I'm not losing money. |
| What’s this movie btw |
| Poor comprehension |
| Nokia and blackberry mooning. What year is this, am I boomer now 🤨 |
| V to 750 now please |
| did i miss some news or is this just a typical long weekend pump? |
| Sounds like you do |
| https://preview.redd.it/tvqe0gn7tp2h1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=99a078e0795b002a84f8a02ac18d71cb6f066f9e\n\n |
| Why?? |
| Those chicks had dicks |
| I am not involved in the trials, no. I bought it on the gray market for an absurdly overpriced amount from a peptide company selling the drugs for research purposes, called skye peptides.\n\nFor the price i paid (roughly $600) I could have easily gotten 10 huge vials if i bought direct. The chinese labs that make the stuff will only sell in bulk, though. You can look up "handom-chem" the guy there was legit gonna sell me ten vials. Just email "export@handom-chem(dot)com" and ask to purchase one kit of 10 vials.\n\nMake sure to include the following information in your request:\n\nProduct Name: Retatrutide Lyophilized Powder\nCAS No.: 2381089-83-2\nMolecular Formula: C221H342N46O68\nPurity: ≥98.0%\nDosages: 30mg/Vial |
| Where is our fake pump-in-chief when you need him?? |
| lol I just need another 100% gain to finally break even 😢 |
| You do understand there are votes in this process not just warsh.... |
| My robinhood daily chart is doing a bull flag, calls on my portoflio its about to break out 🚀 |
| This market is too damn easy \n\nIf you've managed to lose money this week, please comment so I can laugh at you directly |
| he already tried it, didnt work |
| Quantum has been being worked on for a very very long time now, with very few results. Could it become something huge? Perhaps. It could also have some seemingly mystical collaboration with AI and cause the end, or paradise. All I know is 20 years later and I still dont have a Quantum box to hashes |
| Priced in |
| Got in on some BB action. |
| You can 2x-3x that in one day. Full port 0DTEs. We believe in you. Post positions plz. |
| We are fkd. God speed everyone. 🫡 |
| Taiwan invasion confirmed. |
| This is WSB, we've got people betting their life savings + margin because a pigeon shat on someone's shoulder, actually investing because of a single board member is probably the most credible DD available on this board. |
| Many will be selling before market close because no one wants to be bag holding if bombs start flowing sideways |
| Yep, can't even see your messages |
| You already have a bet going - NOW to 90.0 before 25-May-2026 08:30 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Independence from the Fed |
| Do tell |
| Wow this dude might actually be the biggest pile of shit to ever exist |
| What in the hell are they doing now that has their stock up almost 3x in the last two months? |
| I mean I work for one of the biggest tech companies in the country and AI does 80% of everyone's jobs....\n\n\nIt cannot be overstated how downright useless current quantum technology is |
| Currently at McDonalds celebrating my profits. Eating a 9-piece mcnuggets. All alone though |
| i'm bagholding from $14 since 2021 lol |
| Kevin “fuk ur puts” Warsh |
| Just realized the Zuck’s been Cucked for a while |
| shhh |
| the market has spoken, we demand jpowell back |
| Same here, I only hold individual stocks and commodities just to avoid BS like this |
| What a pig, moaning and whining about women he treated like dirt. He deserves whatever pain is coming his way |
| am i blocked by banbet bot\n!banbet |
| Well somebody got it. It didn't disappear. Just a donation. |
| W GOOG, i love them |
| its a mix bag really |
| If my dad was a hedge fund owning Congressman, I think I could make money too and have my PR people make some of these zingers for the peons. |
| Its 2026 and Nokia and Intel are my best performers. Idk. |
| Have located my next 50x bagger |
| Oh this is a green day. I'm just not selling after everyone is selling. It's ok if it goes up another 5-10% if I already got 200% in <2 years. It's called "buy low, sell high". It's not "buy lowest, sell highest". |
| false alarm by me this morning: they updated Trump's schedule now, so it's showing. No conspiracy this time 😞 |
| Uhhh this bearish for semis |
| I had predicted we would end the week at 7250. this is why i'm regarded and poor. |
| I miss him already |
| https://preview.redd.it/rsmc3nswsp2h1.png?width=259&format=png&auto=webp&s=51d957ee0170ed160a58526d8b10fa27484c59d5 |
| 1% gain and avoiding 1% loss are both still 1% in your pocket. Don't get greedy, learn and move forward. There is ALWAYS a play to be made somewhere in the market, there's always a 500% increase somewhere that you missed. But there's also someone out there scratching out 8% returns on HALO trades. Take your wins and be thankful. Greed is how you get another 75% then lose 90% when it turns around. 😊 |
| Thank you sir |
| All the Warsh haters on here. Love it. Good thing I always inverse the retards here on WSB lmfaoooooo |
| Unreal, so much dumb people with tons of money, throw half a milly into ETF, play options with $50K, and gamble $50K.... but fucking gamble with 600K??? Moron. |
| FUTU opportunity? 26% dump today on a company w/ revenue increasing at 50% clip |
| 3.5. Is to be sold or not? |
| at least hes honest |
| 90% of us got the 750c |
| He has another choice. Bombs. |
| This one's gonna be getting a lot of traction |
| Now you can enjoy the long weekend |
| Nah we got Ebola coming back around. Illuminati spun pandemic 2 times in a row. |
| o $BB are you for real? YESSSS BBRRR |
| 🚨🌮 TACO ALERT 🌮🚨 \nUS ACTING NAVY SECRETARY: US TEMPORARILY PAUSES TAIWAN WEAPONS SALES DUE TO IRAN WAR - FOX NEWS |
| he’s in sell everything |
| Definitely needs some fake pumping to break that ceiling. |
| MU getting theta-cucked to death, what's new lmao |
| Nice |
| he thought he was playing the lottery...nvda is not the lottery |
| Buy low, sell lower. Ultimate game of Limbo. |
| hot air balloon |
| the only thing that makes me feel good is the fed chair only has one vote |
| If it wasn't already obvious that he's 🥭's lackey, Warsh went out of his way to emotionally compliment Justice Thomas and Kavanaugh too. Clear signs he'll throw gasoline on this economy.\n\nCalls. SPY 1000. Bears better move on to another career. |
| Good ole’ gamblers remorse. When it goes right, we wish we put in more & you feel regarded. When it goes wrong, you feel regarded. |
| Our dual mandate is clear: keep the taco happy and the markets suspiciously buoyant. |
| money printers looking at this like \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9oqjkv8psp2h1.png?width=918&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e374b29ab9a572013a800e24a5e217eb63e8f58\n\n |
| Ok yes does ai actually have utility surely but not to this degree its a simple plugin at this point. It will help things and maybe even change a bit but rn is pure euphoria for something that hasn't and may not even happen. \n\n\n\n\nQuantum is this times 3 maybe even 4 lol |
| I increased my exposure on a position to 69 contracts and it immediately started going up. There’s a lesson in there. |
| Who knows. Everything historically that he has said that he believes in is contrary to what Trump wants. We're just going to have to see. |
| When you already have the majority of OEMs as RTOS customers, your growth prospects are limited unless you capture additional functionality. And lets not pretend that QNX is the only software stack running in modern automobiles, because it is one of several. It does what it does well, but as the RTOS, there is a limit to how much they can extract in licensing before people evaluate other solutions. \n\nThink of Windows on the PC level. It comes on every computer, and application specific packages run on top of windows. Microsoft gets ~$50 per PC while at the same time application specific software providers like Autocad, Adobe, etc... reap hundreds of dollars a year in licensing as they provide more value to the owner of the PC. The OS is there, the OS is necessary, but the OS does not command the premium dollar figures. \n\nThis recent blog goes into more detail on the competitive challenges BB faces with QNX, cylance, etc... https://laurentbouty.com/blog/blackberry-qnx-automotive-os-decision-memo |
| Why an etf rather than a company that already holds spacex? \n\nSats for example holds a good chunk, about 280 million spcx shares, likely purchased at below 400 billion cap. If spcx hits 2 trillion valuation, sats should jump to a conservative 160$/share. Just don't stay in it too long.\n\nI have a position in this myself, 5 July 17, 2026 160c.\n\nOthers are getting into space stocks but I don't think that's a good play because I expect spacex will cannibalize a lot of the money invested in space sector. |
| Stop then? |
| Cramer shitting on software right when it’s trying to break trend strengthens the bull case. I’m all in ADBE leaps at this point in my long term port. |
| imagine u get sworn in as fed chairman and spy crashes 15%, would be hilarious! |
| Say goodbye to fed independence |
| 🤣🤣 |
| So accurate |
| BB going parabolic |
| He was the last adult in the room resisting 🥭’s repeated attempts to take over the FED. I think we’ll all miss JPOW once we see the clusterfuck that is coming now. |
| Mango has no choice but t make a deal with Iran, Iran will be alllowed to collect fees, Gulf countries will turn to China, Many countries will sell U.S. treasuies slowly but surely, Walsh will buy back all the treasuries we cannot sell, inflation 10 percent in 2 years, stock market will double or triple current value. |
| trump stan. believe it or not, calls tho. because the value of the dollar is going straight in the trash |
| Where was the ceremonial handing over the keys to the printer? |
| Bruh legit lit $600K on fire mang. Wild. |
| 👺👺👺👺 |
| How’d you know |
| Where the Google love at 😔 |
| Kevin Darsh |
| 🥭 really thinks the market is the economy lmao |
| Anyone remember oil? War? No? Ok |
| VIX continuing to sink got me feeling a little zesty. Might have to do some bear-curious activities. |
| https://preview.redd.it/hp552stisp2h1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8614eb3b3e417d7d1d6e0c3cf62d49217e66110\n\n |
| There’s a war for you mind that you’re losing if you’re rooting for war\n\n\#war |
| Diesel did go up in value quite a bit ytd |
| Gentlemen & distinguished fellow retards,\n\nI am pleased to inform you that my unrealized gains have breached the $500,000 mark and the milestone that I spoke of last night has been achieved. Next milestone is to get my $950k Fidelity portfolio to $1M.\n\nThank you all for your continued support. Off to work now. |
| https://preview.redd.it/f5371ahisp2h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=993faf7ff0e4d1b72ba0dc0e1b5a791a40e0d00c |
| Dude, when dell pumps, it pumps HARD. Holy sht! |
| Man I feel sorry for that 600000 NVDIA guy…\nThat shit must hurt |
| Looks like it's raining over D.C. Guess we know where all the cloud seeding is going on. Gotta protect the elite. |
| *buy high before everyone is selling, sell low when everyone is buying* |
| can iwm do something im bored 😴 |
| wtf GOOGL? |
| Uh oh. This market doesn’t like Warsh |
| Am I fucked with my SPY 748C?? |
| Have we agreed on a nickname for the new guy yet? I was thinking something along the lines of Warshing balls? |
| JPow officially out of the chair and SPY starts to dump. Incredible |
| I bet that guy's fish headed wife is pissed. |
| Same here |
| wait do black berries really pump bbs that hard |
| INDI squeeeze |
| He will forever be a legend |
| Doni |
| OK, now that the FED thing is over the Algos need some fake news about talks going well. AXIOS headline citing officials familiar with the manner incoming… |
| Followed this morning and already up over $7K. You guys need to get in here!!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/q5wtrxvcsp2h1.png?width=656&format=png&auto=webp&s=eecfb9c85e367c66d9ca32a548e7813db280c358\n\n |
| \> Apparently you don't get sex, kink play, bday BJs, and bonuses at JPM.\n\nLame |
| Oof rddt ate shit |
| New Fed chair is Kerry Warshington from Scandal. Love that show! |
| wait how did he get sworn in already |
| Said I wasn't going to play today, but I did. And I lost money.\n\nNow in 5/29 QQQ 710p just before this latest 15min red candle before heading out to do some shit. Fingers crossed war breaks out again. |
| Not a single word about serving American people….. |
| Next friday |
| inkjet cartridges are expensive af |
| I think 32 |
| time to squeeze Michael Burry anus with spaghetti |
| Lol, and indont care what he does, im out till Tuesday |
| Stocks only go up grindset. Calls all the way (to -99%). |
| the weird capitalization on jpow is kinda sus |
| PUUUMPPPPPP |
| We will be back on 🌮 Tuesday just imagine it will be a 2% up on spy |
| More like:\n\n>Look at me. I'm still the JPow.\n\nI have zero doubt that he's still running the show, especially after all the bullshit with Lisa Cook. |
| I mean anyone in his position would be able to. Not a superpower. Honestly it would be a superpower if he COULDN'T make money when he is in the position to directly influence companies and whole economies through his policies |
| What happened with delll |
| when will i actually heed my own warnings about trading on fridays |
| Because I could be holding SPY 750C 👀 |
| warsh will introduce new toilet paper made of US dollars |
| wait how did hardware stocks get that hype |
| You already have a bet going - LPTH to 25.0 before 01-Jul-2026 09:14 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| 🫡 |
| So what’s the deal is this guy a Trump stan or does he have balls? |
| The economic crash will likely come in the form of stagflation. Equities of profitable businesses will be one of the best inflation protected assets in such a scenario. |
| Im pissed too, used to have 200 contracts but sold for profit and kept these |
| Warshed out |
| no\n\n |
| SPY IS INVINCIBLE BABY |
| He is still dining at thesame table though, wonder how many seats are on Kevin's side. |
| Finally a quantum post. Been waiting for one. Good stuff |
| Ugh can’t wait to listen to Warsh breathe heavily into the mic for years to come… |
| https://preview.redd.it/eb1m2x47sp2h1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b581e259dd2d1b3f02b38f21fb4a7d0fae4f5b00\n\n |
| Lol that's an idiotic stance. AI is incredibly powerful.\n\n\nI'm not joking, quantum literally does nothing of value |
| Fx fees really fuck uk investors up. £80 if buying £60k of something. Same when selling. |
| #SPY just got a new CEO LMAO🤌 |
| Why is crowdstrike mooning all month long |
| Federdal |
| Rate cut means cheaper debt, funds will flock to get more money to pamp. |
| #Kevin Nash sworn in as the new fed chairman LMAO🤌 |
| holy red candle, I guess we cratering then |
| Doesn’t feel same without JPOW |
| The rest of the hosts won't allow it I think |
| She wont touch that any more. She's just there for the will at this point |
| rookie numbers |
| Blah blah blah... insulting me is as pointless as your negativity |
| Insider lol |
| spaghetti will be 100 before u know it taco loves spaghetti on the side |
| the *boomers* are fully invested and you're buying? |
| His first speech after being sworn in can be bullish af. |
| I bought Intel and AMD calls exp 2027, so i will remove these stocks and check back on them only in december |
| emotional support speech for 🥭 |
| Im sorry jerome..... |
| 🤡🎪🎡🎢🎠 |
| I have zero patience to hold a stock for more than a month unless im forced to by bagholding it. This is prob why i dont make generational money from a play |
| The Dude abides |
| I will never trade AMD again, I don't care if it goes to 1k haha |
| You’ll pay $1000 for a can of soup and like it. 👀 |
| I kevin warsh in the name of god, will fck your puts and fck your calls and make you panic sell everything... |
| Explains why market is bleeding. JPow baby come back… |
| That snare drum going in |
| Give it a couple mins |
| Bout to max out my ccs and get a loan |
| Sock market! Everyone buy new socks! |
| When does warsh speak |
| Cut rates mean less money on banks right? Sounds like the biggest wealth transfer is about to happen |
| The moon is closer than it appears in the rear view. |
| clown music for clown market |
| Is it legal to Xerox $100 bills? That's what this market seems to be doin |
| Hot air as usual |
| Super low volume and DXY and oil are actually slightly up. This pump is the fakest and gayest pump I've seen in a while. |
| BOOOOO |
| https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/jpmorgan-banker-a-accuser-says-sexual-assault-lies-ruined-her-life-2026-05-20/ |
| might as well just give me your money lil bro |
| I just fuckin sold my spy puts and of course it starts dimping right away |
| did warsh once thank congress in his speech? or the american people? |
| Fell for that hgraf bs huh |
| If SPY closes red on the day you are sworn in as chair of the fed then your confirmation is nullified and the seat must be immediately vacated. You are required to spend ten years traveling from reserve bank to reserve bank repenting while carrying the bags of those you have wronged. |
| That made as much sense as what the dementia patient in chief says |
| https://preview.redd.it/ec3kkm8wrp2h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51e4cf50e5b71f1f923ac4b09ff771323df5d04d\n\n |
| I have great admiration for stupidly optimistic people. I mean if you really believe you can fly, what can prevent you from doing it? |
| First holiday weekend of the year |
| Puts on JPM short term. Stock's been down along with applications once Rana had been called out as a persistent liar. Apparently you don't get sex, kink play, bday BJs, and bonuses at JPM.\n\nLEAPs on JPM long term. JPM has baddies running their leverage finance department. |
| Asia+white meat+chicks+WSB=LADYBOYZ |
| Really wish people would stop saying “you can’t make this up” and say instead “the blatant corruption and fraud is out of control and we should demand a DOJ and SEC who cares” |
| See ya mon- tuesday infact |
| Not many bros brave enough to follow me into the abyss.... 👩🦯➡️🕳️ |
| Put on MU now |
| The link doesn't work for me. |
| ges |
| Easy |
| With the great example set by his father in law I’m sure he’ll do great |
| Lunch lull |
| Is Nokia reviving the Windows Phone? |
| Oxford Word of the year 2026: “Deal”. Can be “Pedo” too. 🤔 |
| 718 on spy today? |
| Magic the gathering is mass retard manipulation |
| Market does not like what this retard is saying |
| Take Two GTA related events play worth it or nah? |
| Imagine if he actually signs the iran deal. Gap up to spy 780 |
| any actual news today or just hot air? |
| After -140k. I’m offially done |
| So puts? |
| Believe it or not…puts |
| >**WARSH: I WILL HOLD A REFORM ORIENTED FEDERDAL RESERVE**\n\nWelcome to Zimbabwe |
| Waiting for Warsh to speak |
| https://preview.redd.it/o2pvl1eprp2h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edae42be3ef772b679deec46b824a86acd4a874a\n\n |
| Warsh will make the USD as valuable the the yen |
| Lmao what a trip today is, just a heavy bullrun over night into a paper handers dip, to holding everyone on their toes at lunch time. |
| I went all in on quantum yesterday and now I have a quarter million dollars. All I need is a time machine to make that a true statment. |
| The original 🐢 is on a 🚀 baby, hyliion finally bringing my bags back to life |
| Not at all a late cycle indicator. |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Your gonna win win win and then win some more .... #usa |
| so the new independent FED chair is praising 🥭. Nothing to see here |
| CTRL + P for that infinite liquidity. I'm going LONG on ink & paper. |
| Load up here? |
| I like my berries like I like my women. Tart |
| What if we invade Cuba over the long weekend 😂 |
| Why did I not throw more money at NOK |
| BOOOOOO |
| They bought Calls? Damp it |
| a bit slow but go ahead |
| It’s over now. Announce on Monday |
| Choose a side! |
| IBM WOLF GFS and BB so strong |
| New chairman, new printers bro. |
| For Star wars? |
| Any time i see a stock like those move up 50% i sell off 5-1O% and move it to safe stock, ( bank, ETF, SMP, ) w/e you think is typically safe stocks and feel good about securing tendies. |
| Sock market! Everyone sell your socks! |
| Damn I'm gonna miss JPOW fr |
| Gonna miss JPow, absolutely legendary |
| Come on 🥭 say something retarded |
| As in 3 month out DTE |
| why every stock is flat at this hour |
| Theres your answer, stop realising losses if your thesis was solid. Good luck 👍 |
| Can it go to 6 already so my calls don’t expire worthless 😔 |
| BB may go to $20, it already did on meme mania back during the covid days , now it’s just a matter of time |
| Just as easily you'll lose that 80k next week if that's how you feel about it |
| Ah this again. Looks like Puts are back on the menu! |
| I’m in deep |
| NOK and BB what a throwback |
| I try to buy based on valuation and it has elevated P/E, elevated forward P/E, high PEG ratio, etc. It can run a lot but nobody has a crystal ball so I feel more confident when the stock is beaten down and valuation looks cheaper. |
| He cant do anything righ now right? Like he just is being sworn in |
| ALL IN CALLS NOW FUCK IT, I DIE I DIE |
| Warsh, please declare a emergency rate cut. |
| Fjet? |
| Yes, it’s fake demand, channel stuffing, and round tripping. NVDA funds CRWV, who buys chips and lends them to MSFT, who pay in credits…which is basically fake money circulating balance sheets, and if done improperly, fraud. It will stop when they want to start the Dot Com 2.0 crash. But first, they will try to force taxpayers to pay for data centers for a pre-bailout bailout. |
| Love the app tho |
| Nothing says AI play more than Ford |
| I suspect legislation sill get shot down and it will soar. Not willing to buy in right now but still |
| He is cooked broski, aint no saving here. LMAO🤌 |
| Eating CMG for the first time in a few weeks and boy it's fuckin' salty. Almost as salty as bears. |
| KEEL wants to moon off a high base level. |
| Thank you for saying that. I was going to buy puts in Ford now I’m not |
| US and IRAN war over monday |
| This guy is no good for meme materials, JPOW is the GOAT |
| I'd buy some Dell puts but they are way too expensive |
| LMAO, mango tweet will be “you’re fired” lol. |
| I’m in RDW for the long haul, they have DoD clearance that takes 3-6 years of proving themselves to earn. Competitors don’t touch them in permits and projects. I have a feeling every mission in space will have a piece of RDW in it. Realistically this stock should be higher than quantum stocks. This will be more realistic and earlier in timelines than quantum |
| Can't wait until this guy crashes the economy. Puts in! |
| I’d let her leverage my finance if you know what I mean |
| based timing |
| omg memorize youre damn speech wtf you keep looking down at ur notes for?? and you about to cry fool? stop shaking.... |
| We're about to blow out the day's highs, get ready |
| There’s many people who are bad at math but are good at collecting information or just haven’t had the education . I know many very smart tradespeople who the ai could help that have good enough intuition to guide it in the right direction |
| No crying in casino |
| https://preview.redd.it/78zo598grp2h1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0befedb8b23b0e9f81937c499d24c1107205a0e1 |
| Oh hell no |
| NVDA should do the funniest thing and save the 600k guy |
| Insider trading. |
| *$FLNC Fluence Energy - leaping up - fill the gap britch* |
| 750 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUY! |
| I know they are just numbers on a screen, but they are big numbers boys! |
| GD BB is so back boys! |
| And that's why it's bad. Bet everything on musk grifts and become rich but get out before they rug pull. |
| So Theta hour now.. |
| Nope, would have been up a lot but instead I decided to be an idiot sandwich. |
| Waiting on peace deal and rate drop confirmation. 777 eod if they both happen |
| Don't worry y'all, SPY is gonna rocket soon, I just sold my calls. |
| Best shit I’ll read all day. |
| AMD 0dte puts, easy 20x on the table |
| Hate 3 day weekends now 😞 |
| F 14.5p 05/29\n\nBecause, why not? |
| UPVOTE if Jerome Powell is the GOAT fed chair |
| GET TF IN CALLSSSS |
| THE PAST HOUR HAS BEEN OVERSOLD LIKE CRAZY ITS TIME FOR SPY TO BREAKTHROUGH TO 900 TODAY IN THE NEXT 30 MINUTES FOR NEW ATH BABY |
| MSFT bros when they realize "SAAS is dead" means them too 🤣🤣🤯🤯🤡🤡 |
| You can tell who is a bot and/or a bear around here, because they are the only ones being negative and miserable... |
| Nokia to $50 EOY |
| My healthcare provider wants to give me "buying power" to spend on healthcare. This is great, the healthcare system is perfectly positioned to become honest and trustworthy lenders.\n\nEdit: got margin called by ozempic, they want my house |
| Are you gonna cry? |
| Robinhood what s garbage stock.. \nI'm done with it |
| O DTE NDX put$ NOW |
| Holy shit, sub 15k on the 1m |
| That Warsh haircut isn’t insanely dorky at all. |
| Maybe I'm out of the loop o the Gamestore saga, but increasing shares from 1B to 2.5B does not seem to be the way. Holy shit! |
| beware the 3-day weekend. |
| Was he shorting it? |
| Monday is being sacrificed to appease the FED |
| amazing day to hold ASTS and AMD, gonna treat me to some good food today |
| would be nice if orange man says something pumpy rn, like "Iran over" or somethin |
| Nor does ai |
| I said fuck it and bought calls. Nowhere near the scale of $ like you tho.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/drml9ym7rp2h1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8229f1840ed25bd147ad4d5d533942302bb54ba3 |
| this is the take. and going to be a HUGE ETF investor risk post-IPO. index inclusion, cap weights, etc. all that will force huge institutional buying of what.... smoke and mirrors. \n\nBut with enough Hopium, you too can become a trillionaire mining asteroids... |
| Made 6x on 14.5c expiring today lol |
| Too late numpty. Its topped. |
| Fed |
| In Europe you send an email on May and you dont get a response till August becuase they dont work during summer.\n\nI love Europe |
| The market is the only thing I have on this planet |
| Yeah bc accountability is bearish in this environment |
| Warsh and Kavanaugh partied in college together. |
| 755 inbound |
| Wow, nice. I was invested a year or so ago, and I made my first good call option sale with them. I had no idea they were up this big! |
| 715k down to 315k\n\nSad days back then. Glad I came out ahead |
| I’m sure but at that point I just need a calculator |
| Kevin will be totally independent says 🥭 LOLOLOLOL |
| I’m fucked !!!! |
| BB my PP LFG!!! |
| Trump does want rate cuts. But then again he started a war with iran. |
| Damn, my entire portfolio is green. |
| How’s there edge computing ability? That’s crucial if they want to have a place in Robotics. |
| Is NOK the new Intel? |
| Oh yeah, he's gonna be corrupt as fuck |
| FAAAAAAHHHHHHh |
| goodbye $300, hello 3 groceries |
| You’re just describing diversification lol |
| Jesus has calls |
| Insane how regardless of what side of the market you're on, you can just comment, " MAAAAAAAAANNN fuck this market" and everyone just agrees. |
| Msft is really hilarious lol |
| Sold all but 2 calls. SPY 6/12 $779 and 6/30 $785. Already made over 200% this week. Happy to let 2 lottos ride out yo expiry. Good luck you guys! |
| Tired of winning huh |
| Space could be the future and this stock could still be super overpriced. The point which is valid is that apple did not IPO at anywhere close to the kind of price to earnings we are seeing here. |
| Aged like milk |
| What the fuck was that pump. My LUNR $37 calls I sold last week are expiring today. Shit wasnt even $35 at open. Was not expecting this insane market pump. Literally everything is up. |
| Made 80k today and somehow still feel underwhelmed… Might be a sign of a problem |
| Lets get another one so we can do….siiiiixxxx seven ayyyyyhoooooo!! |
| All these space and trash quantum stocks will be 50% down in a few months |
| Warsh so nervous he accidentally put his wife’s suit on. |
| u can just buy urself the fed charimanship |
| They’re saying we need to fill the gap and I’m like what gap? That gap? They’re calling that a gap? That’s not a gap that needs filling. I’ve seen much larger gaps get filled that quite frankly needed filling. But not this one. No. Not really |
| Emergency rate cut incoming |
| I want dips to buy |
| "SIR PLEASE FORCE YOUR STRENGTH THROUGH MY STRAIT" |
| I got in to early and still haven’t broken even with my July calls 😭 |
| so....who buys the dips??? really? |
| Lunch dump |
| If only i never discovered metals 😞 at one point they were the reason my port was green. Now it's semis and space but bagholding the metals is killing so many gains. That's why you should just play weeklies and get out before it's too late... |
| I sold my BB calls too early but hey, 1200% gains still feel pretty damned good. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kbggqr9xqp2h1.png?width=1214&format=png&auto=webp&s=9fa0fd9f4d318480422bd15f1d02cb07f9307186 |
| Those daily peaks and valleys wow. I see 650k ish to drops to 400k. Balls of steel |
| Same, I should have bought 5000 shares instead of 1000 and got some monthlies. |
| The job isn’t finished until we’re begging for our weekly rations 😔 |
| this is the lowest volume on spy I have ever seen |
| Thanks, you too!!! Don’t forget taxes, would be ashamed to have to start over just to pay taxes! |
| In America ya'll have jobs? |
| June 21 |
| yea but damn 0DTEs get crushed -98% if youre wrong |
| Market is up six weeks in a row. Jesus Christ |
| Wen new jpow speakin? Frens. |
| That’s life |
| Warsh five minutes after swearing in: "We're raising rates to 20% to combat inflation." |
| same |
| BB to the moon. |
| alright lets skip to the part where spy does something interesting |
| Selling covered calls or iron condors |
| Does he have to bang his wife on stage now too? |
| one of the club |
| Shit's comically overpriced also, almost a 40 p/e |
| My tellow refard |
| I paperhand all my calls so I don't paperhand my shares. |
| Typically next week will be a down week. So maybe wait till after the holiday weekend |
| Please tell me about him |
| SPY what happened to setting a new daily high and ATH |
| Join theta gang |
| INTU - come on you fat lard |
| No trump just said it’s gonna keep going up |
| spy did you heard orangie the stock market can only go up\n\n760 ok |
| Same but added in space |
| Rip the $MU guy |
| Incoming fuckery confirmed |
| Some people don't like anything |
| HIS REAL NAME IS CLARENCE |
| Thank you so much!! Have a great weekend! |
| Iawn del |
| Clarence 👋🍅🍅🍅 |
| Will Warsh cut rates?????????? What would 🥭 win from that? We are in a liquidity crisis, so I dont know 🤔 |
| taco please tell us about how great quantum is and how nana would be so proud if spaghetti could catch up and also go to 100$ |
| So...I'm pretty sure that [hours](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tjsoej/breaking_usiran_deal_reportedly_finalised/) have passed. Have they "finalized" this deal yet? |
| They don’t believe they tag along because it’s free money |
| not looking forward to a warsh fed |
| Reminder consumer sentiment is still above 0.\n\nWe will continue to extract their wealth and moon higher till we drain their last cents.\n\n🚀 |
| They wipe their asses with the constitution lol |
| They are literally dying and attempting to make a deal, he isn’t lying |
| So help me guhhhhhhh. Amen\n\n |
| NOW'S A GREAT TIME TO SELL! -DJT |
| dude, you're getting a hot country |
| Morning pump into sideways for the next 6 hours. This is why I don’t trade on Friday’s if I miss the open. |
| Would you have still lost money if you held? |
| SPY 743 EOD. Don’t shoot the messenger |
| i bought Intel and AMD leaps, i dont know |
| I'll give it 30 minutes until the toddler in chief *screws the pooch* |
| So happy for you. Go Enjoy Life!!! |
| AAPL pumping to new ATHs every day isn’t necessarily a good thing.\n\nApple is a safety stock. It’s where people park money when they get nervous and think there might be some fuckery incoming. |
| Anyone peep Chairman Warsh’s hands? He has that power hand triangle. He been watching YouTube about body language |
| Warsh looks like he's about to take a epic shit |
| Ramblings…we gonna dump |
| took profit on my ASTS before the weekend comes. Might just back in if it drops at some point in the future |
| No way im buying this....\n\n(i will) |
| When mango say \n\nBUY A DELL\n\nYOU BUY A DELL !!! |
| 50/50 |
| the vig sucks. you paying for their bS |
| NVDA, you make me so sad |
| PLUG at $3.90, pushing higher to $4 today this afternoon, and we'll see $5 soon, and $7 in August. |
| I actually just called the strait of hormuz and the guy said they were open till 11:30 on fridays |
| Abysmal volume today. I’ve been in a perpetual state of needing $.60 to break even. |
| I was visited...........\n........\n........\nBy a pigeon. |
| Need 5% goog pump \n\n10% ibm pump before my new calls expire today\n\nThank you for your attention on this matter. |
| sounds spot on actually |
| I sold some $125 calls so based on my history, it should hit new ATHs |
| Assclown slangin awards like a drunk hooker |
| DELL \n\nOH \n\nMY \n\nGOD \n\n🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| Warsh gonna do a HUGE mic drop moment cutting rates to 1%; Spy 800 EOD |
| dog the malls are empty.... |
| sell the news sounds like a plan but you really think SpaceX will be a buy at 2pm? feels like it might get overhyped right out the gate\n\nwe follow stories like this closely. see our page |
| it can definitely be bigger\n\n |
| Lmao that was quick I placed this bet today |
| Bro is just flaming justices \n\nIt’s so easy to be a Supreme Court justice |
| It’ll probably blast off to 1000+ when the tards in here give up |
| $% shrek...please |
| When are we all moving to Forum ? |
| QUICK somebody check on the MU 900 calls guy |
| There’s no way AMD is a 1T company |
| Beginning of what |
| Just added a few $15 calls when I saw this thread and they were at .25 a pop. Great looking out. |
| It's pretty sad that a large number of people are dumb enough to believe the shit that comes out of 🥭s mouth |
| im sorry why would a stock that sits at 300 p/e need a reason to go to 400 or 200 for that matter? |
| no |
| 760 and 60,000 incoming |
| The only time in history consuner sentiment was this bad was last month |
| Come on asts dump bitch |
| "Iran is dying to make a deal."\n\nStfu you obese moron retarded mango fuck |
| #We can pump on the same good news 20-30 times but can't dump on the same bad news more than once LMAO🤌 |
| HOTTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. HOT. NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. |
| If there's a bubble, it will probably go on longer than you think. People tend to leave more money on the table trying to anticipate the crash than they lose in the crash itself.\n\nIf it's really bothering you, I would sell 1/3rd and diversify. It partly depends on your time horizon.\n\nMy wife and I took a 40% haircut in 2008-2009, but we managed to keep our jobs and continue buying stock during the bad years. Glad I resisted the urge to sell the bottom. |
| is it legit a bad idea to buy leaps rn with everything up? |
| Is it possible quantum could actually be that big of a play commercially years from now, I have INFQ early but honestly wondering the opportunity cost of going more or if the ceiling isnt that high even when it takes off |
| NOK please, I can only get so erect. |
| I want you to be independent, also I am commanding you to make the stock market go up. |
| Hope press doesn't start asking 🥭 regarded bearish questions |
| DAMN its dry right now |
| i guess the market didnt like the new GOOGL apps icons/logos |
| I must be retarded or something. Nothing but losses all year in this market. |
| Stairs down elevator up |
| Thinking of going with the wsb/new DD of HPQ and TTMI. |
| How is MU still holding up jesus |
| Millions?? HA!\nYou mean BILLIONS |
| God damn does he ever stop yapping. Just confirm the guy |
| It's so crazy.... Quantum literally doesn't do anything yet. |
| So what we buying for peace deal weekend? |
| Very deep and life changing thought. Are you some kind of professor or just an unrecognised genius? |
| In Europe you are not even expected to check your e-mail after 4 pm LMAO🤌 |
| Maybe the biggest the world has every seen. |
| The fuvck |
| the people *YEARN* for data centers and offshoring bans |
| LET THE FED CHAIR SPEAK AND STOP RAMBLING |
| All the easy money made today it’s done. |
| Well, you know, I'm... I moved here because, uh... I moved here because, you know, well, I had to leave the States, but I picked Thailand because, uh... Because I always had a thing for Asian girls, you know? And when I got here, oh, I was like a kid in a candy store. You got money, no attachments, nothing to do. I started partying. It got wild. I was picking up girls every night. Always different ones, petite ones, chubby ones, older ones, sometimes multiple ladies a night. I-- I was out of control. I became insatiable. And, uh... You know, after about a thousand nights like that, you start to lose it. I started wondering, where am I going with this? W... why do I feel this need to fuck all these women? What is desire? The form of this cute Asian girl, why does it have such a grip on me? 'Cause she's the opposite of me? She gonna complete me in some way? I realized that I could fuck a million women, I'd still never be satisfied. Maybe... Maybe what I really want, is to be one of these Asian girls. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ol6jj2p4qp2h1.png?width=1310&format=png&auto=webp&s=bcfe6dbaeaf66d44a9aff3c0d6f97771724d4ab6 |
| it's the art of the deal |
| Ryan Cohen doesn't exist |
| Yes they do. So they likely will ignore it |
| just watched iron man last night again. wen stark industries jericho missile weekend? |
| who would like a big cock right now |
| "Trump notes stock market can do much better, think Warsh will do" |
| I'm with you! Here here! |
| literally just say iran war over and rates will be cut. please say it |
| This is a setup for something bigly. |
| Just bought July puts. |
| Is anyone listening to this?! LoWer rates incoming!! |
| What did I miss |
| Remember to Warsh your balls 🏀 💦 |
| I just got 60 shares of it earlier today. I think I missed the RKLB run but this one has potential to be just as good.\n\nI’ll definitely be getting more the closer we get to Elon’s little project going live. |
| " My Favorite word, TARIFF " xD |
| The likes of which have never been seen before in the history of the world |
| Exactly |
| Sentiment comes and goes quickly but the fundamentals of this stock will bring it where it needs to be in due time. Look at today’s price action. My July aph calls are up over 100% today. I’m holding till they 10x probably |
| Nah this is absolutely disgusting, all my trades are going against me |
| THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER |
| peace deal weekend?\n\nmore like tomahawk weekend |
| When is the IPO launch date ? |
| 3 months what?? |
| top is in! |
| Well, at least you know that these women are pity fucking you for money.\n\nI hope your money makes you happy and gives you the companionship you require. |
| thank you for the free money friend |
| The problem with space is there’s a long way to fall. |
| If we could just turn this consumer sentiment around, I think we'd have a one way ticket to ATH town. \n\nHow hard could it be to do? |
| and in Europe everyone is out drinking on Friday afternoon |
| Any way to short that dudes $dick lol\n\n |
| Double tops are bullish! |
| 5$ achieved. My man haha. Good call out |
| Since the fed is guaranteed to cut rates regardless, are calls free money? |
| it’s getting spooky out thete |
| mango sent the signal at the end . |
| wen yield curve control |
| So retarded it just might work. |
| Find sub 500m semi stocks\n\nBuy\n\nCongrats you just secured future gains of 5-100x |
| *daddy |
| Space stocks are just beginning |
| This self fellatio is surely the top. |
| Asts freefall pls |
| Tesla is fuckjny crazy |
| My NASA calls sure are pumping |
| do your buybacks Jensen! |
| Congrats dude I hope you have a little treat tonight. You’re a good boy. |
| No. Not that idiotic |
| Who's open sourcing energy and water requirements for the sink hole of Intellectual Property? \nGovernments, or the rest of humanity? |
| Never sell your shares. Shares are the new currency. |
| Half cash. Half uranium. |
| The IRANIANS are BEGGING for a DEAL! They said, SIR, PLEASE GO THROUGH OUR STRAIT, and I said WE DON'T WANT to go through THE STRAIT, we want it RENAMED to STRAIGHT OF AMERICA. Thank you for your attention to this matter! |
| Slept in, AAPL puts for June 18 down a considerable amount… too HODL or not |
| Not sure why SMH pumped when most of its top holdings are in the red but I'll take it |
| They are like leaps but kinda worse. |
| I’m holding everything idgaf imma ride the wave |
| The platinum was raised to $895 |
| HAVE YOU EVEN SAID THANK YOU?? |
| it can only go up\n\notherwise his ego is slighted |
| Auto pen rate cut |
| Easy peasy, lemon fucking squeezy |
| Saw sully last night , laughed when they were worried about their rental property not having someone rent it, I hate boomers |
| Ecca vandal is super sick. 😷 new album just dropped |
| try three hours |
| yes she does! but then she gives me lots of money, and it makes me feel secure. |
| Not married but I do wear a ring on my index finger whenever I leave the house. And I get the fidgeting lol. |
| Hmmm doesnt seem likely, destroyed my calls |
| If Jensen pumped today instead of dumping we’d be at SPY 755. |
| #In America someone e-mails you at work asking for something and follow up a week later to ask for an update if you didn't respond. In Asia they send you an e-mail on Friday night and ask for an update and why they didn't get a response on Saturday morning. LMAO🤌 |
| suck my awards LMAO 🤌 |
| they said sir, thank you for firing me |
| The last I checked the DOW is above 50 thou, pahmp it |
| im so good at losing options |
| I mean I love how poeope post about stocks that have gone wild |
| "I heard very good things about reddit, great things, great people, the best community. Buy $RDDT"\n\n\- RDDT bagholders. Today I joined them, we will baghold together guys, until $300 at least! |
| One day a circuit breaker while someone talks so they can think about during the end of their term. |
| Trading USO options feels like being 3 layers deep in inception. |
| can nvda pop up to $222 at least |
| DOW is over 50 THOUSAND DOLLARS |
| Do any of you fucking idiots actually plan on holding anything shorter than 3 months over a three day weekend? |
| Totally understandable - anyways - my honest advice amongst regards: NEVER LOOK BACK |
| yeah ask amd |
| KEEL picking up some steam finally |
| Polymarket is like the Oracle of Delfi in Greece |
| you're so fucking embarrassed by your own comments you won't let anyone else see what a knob you are |
| Praying something ba happens |
| Breaking: IREN considering buying IRAN and building world's largest datacenter |
| Did I miss Elon making an announcement? Why are we spiking back to 400p/e on no news? |
| First order of business. Drop rates.\n\nSPY 777 eod. |
| Fuck yeah. So good to be smart instead of YOLOing back in like certain other infamous WSBers. Love it. |
| Bull tired or not yet? I'll have what he's having. |
| Are we live again, reddit 🤔 |
| you're an idiot if you think buying IV inflated calls for an earnings report and holding it through is the same as buying calls for a hype event and selling it before the event |
| Yeah don’t you guys love going to work 😂 |
| Got my rally cap on |
| It was a poor earnings report. There was some brief excitement after they reaffirmed GTA6's release. |
| im starting to like leveraged ETFs more than options |
| Where the lpth bols at 😉 |
| Is this *insatiable demand* in the room with us? |
| Im in |
| what? idk lol |
| the BB the sweeter the juice |
| https://preview.redd.it/ab3qjfdfpp2h1.png?width=1189&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e9b0a9d6ab8ca13b1140fe3ab0c7768546a610f\n\n |
| Bro CRWD just going vertical for a month straight |
| big green candle with small volume, I guess the shorts are out of ammo |
| saas and space currently, although I'm not gonna buy any more space given today's pop |
| Hearing rumors of a peace deal, should be publicly announced negative 16 hours from now |
| Msft green, we dumping soon |
| everything pump hard |
| TERRIBLE GUY, people are saying. FRANKLY, NEVER MET THEM |
| agreed - every time I try to get crafty (thinking I'm smart) I end up losing more money than had I just held. Frequently now I tell myself "just let it cook" and that seems to work out better (so long as I haven't picked a dog). |
| you know what happens when mango man calls out ATHs |
| Bro this is the most degenerate yet convincing macro signal I’ve read all year 😂 \n\nWhen the overseas harem starts asking for rent again, we’re not in the soft landing, we’re in “send money pls” territory. WSE play is actually kinda 4D, and that SOXL to SOXD flip at 200 is exactly the sort of stupid smart trade that prints on here. |
| KEEL anyone? |
| MSFT honouring its duty to never, EVER, leave the 410 - 430 region for all of eternity. 🫡 Why people trade/hold this stock is beyond me. |
| Taco speaking |
| 🥭 needs to tweet about nvda at this point |
| SmP |
| Inflation 📈📈📈 🌽 and gold 📈📈📈 |
| what are you doing |
| Lmaoooo no chance of a dump |
| For me, regret from selling and making a profit is much less painful than regret from holding and losing money |
| Lunch time pump |
| Nothing nicer than timing the dip perfectly |
| "I don't watch the stock market."- 🥭 last year |
| Bruh that is wild but also insanely on brand for China. Imagine waking up and finding out the government just hard rugged your entire brokerage income because “reasons.” \n\nThis is exactly why I’m not touching anything that needs the CCP to stay chill for my bags to be safe 😂 |
| They need to shut that prediction market shit down |
| nope |
| This is the non-AI quality DD we come here for. Space (Laser) Printers!! |
| Swing all checks into 0dte |
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| Here we go higher |
| NBIS just fucking go green dude. |
| Plunge protection team holding in a huge dump. just let it go you’ll feel better |
| I trade in volatility.\n\nIt's just what I do.\n\nYou wouldn't get it. \n\nAm I profitable? That's not the point. |
| Finally us europoors can go on weekend 🇪🇺 |
| Asts needs to die pls |
| Ketamine Micro Pondering: "If all the pots were one great pot what a great pot it would be?\nIf all stocks were one big stock what a great stock it would be?\nIf all the eggs were one big egg what a big Böring egg it would be?\nAnd if that big Böring egg were to fall and crack \nwhat a splash it would make?\nif they scraped the broken Böring egg and made a cake,\nwe could send people to Mars,\nwith their consciousnesses embedded\nin synth robots via neural links."\nGive X government contracts and all your money. |
| The Q's yearn for 722 |
| The key to success: Soggy Old Xcited Ladies |
| I play roulette with TSLA sometimes and it never hits |
| "IRAN dying to make a deal" AGAIN LMAO |
| AMD (ADVANCED MONEY DOUBLER) if I'm cash gang, AMD (ADVANCED MONEY DESTROYER) if I'm holding a position |
| Took a big messy shit earlier. Reminded me a lot of MU. POS. |
| They just want to keep spending more holy shit lol, 1.5 trillion for military? |
| i'm waiting for a big sudden dump, kind of like the market has IBS |
| Everything running cept MU and SNDK cold ass dude who dropped 20k why bro? |
| If this is a profit taking day i really want to see a green day 😂 |
| Yes they had net income of 51 million, and 300 million in cash and cash on hand as of their latest earnings report \n\n[MDA SPACE REPORTS FIRST QUARTER 2026 RESULTS - May 7, 2026](https://mda-en.investorroom.com/2026-05-07-MDA-SPACE-REPORTS-FIRST-QUARTER-2026-RESULTS)\n\n |
| If spy doesn’t go to 750 today, I’ll allow bears to call it a win for the day. |
| should have listened when I saw all those crazy call numbers coming in. I mean I did buy shares but I'm basically losing money by not gambling harder |
| I been telling you regards about BB since last week! |
| HOOD is at best a $30 stock as soon as prediction market legislation passes |
| lmao |
| New job pays weekly\n\nThis seems dangerous |
| My BlackBerry tablet won’t turn on anymore! |
| I love redwire as a company as well as their business portfolio but I’ve had major issues in the past with management, who can’t seem to get out of their own way. I wrote a comment not too long ago about them, I’ll just post it here: \n\n\>It’s not just dilution. They have a history of being incredibly wrong about labor costs, about testing cycles, about acquisition costs, about time tables, and guidance. They’ve pulled financial guidance \*entirely\* before and previously the CFO left while the stock was in free fall. They’ve financed these failures by issuing nearly double the outstanding shares in less than a year. It’s a fucking mess.\n\n\>Management now is trying to highlight their massive backlog, but put in perspective of the fucking astounding 75m GAAP net loss they just posted, and their habit of outright canceling projects at big losses, I almost view their backlog as a list of potential fuck ups.\n\n\>They are really bad at being efficient and their whole business now relies on them to be efficient with their acquisitions\n\nAnyway, yes they can turn it around if they massively rein things in, I just have lost faith in their ability to. Might change my mind in a few quarters depending on if they can keep growing their margins |
| It’s fucking joever, I gotta buy lunch 🙁 |
| Sell your dollars now, boys. Hyperinflation incoming! |
| Is she married to a quant? |
| Worth watching the clip from Fox’s site. It’s very…odd |
| Why women chose bears in the forest. |
| Sold ASTS at 65. Fuk. Cmon man |
| 🤣 |
| fingers crossed |
| I will not forgive this company if they dilute before the spacex ipo lol |
| so qualcomm is just gonna pump 15% in a hour for no reason and no one is gonna give af |
| 🥭: “with you, it can only go up”\n\nTop is in boys |
| Making 11 cents profit on SMCI. Brother hide yo wife |
| 15th day of +2% port growth in a row |
| https://preview.redd.it/h2zr7zrzop2h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80ca2c019a7f6ef70c0a2590ee7ae7563d75391a |
| Any chance we tank |
| First rate hike.\n\n"Kevin too late Warsh...Who elected this guy!" |
| Bro is calling out fucking intraday DOW levels 😂 |
| A bit is an understatement. It’s one of my biggest regrets to date. I own some in the portfolio Fidelity is managing for me, but not nearly as much as I’d like. |
| Hell yeah Nokia is sending it |
| huh? its green |
| Stock market surging 600 points 🥭 🤡🤡 |
| As it turns out, crime really does pay… |
| Like no one has ever seen before |
| Trump is bragging about the stock market right now and saying it can only go up.\n\nC'mon poetic justice... please do a rug-pull now. |
| I like ASTS that is all. |
| I know its the ancestral whine of the bear, but its wild watching the slightest dip immediately get devoured every time |
| fd 0dte NDX 30,000 strike. let's pump this shit up 2% for no reason |
| Wowza….I Can Not Wait For The Sequel Of “Adventure Of 50 Harem n 1 Foreigner ATM” |
| I could not imagine typing out whatever prompt you had to get this response. What a fucking life, nice post mouth breather |
| It's red because it's full of AI bots. The "Reddit posts as AI training data" value proposition is collapsing. |
| There was a DD on BB before this and the stock was much cheaper, search for it , read it and go all in |
| agree |
| Remember when reddit users said CRWD was dead? |
| i think so. vix keeps dropping. |
| alright pump over, will short soxl at eod |
| Who says they didnt steal it lol |
| Pinky |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/IndividualNo7155 made a bet that KEEL would go to 5.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 4.66 and it did, congrats fucker.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 0 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| holy flat batman |
| Si. |
| MANGO JUST SAID: IT CAN ONLY GO UP. CALLS |
| TTMI is a clean thesis, ngl. Cheap-ish US PCB name tied to AI capex is exactly the kind of boomer stock that quietly 3x’s while everyone chases weekly NVDA lottos. \n\nOnly thing I’d watch is how much of that incremental PCB spend actually flows to them vs the Taiwan guys, but if Blackwell / Rubin demand stays anywhere near projections this has serious sleeper potential. |
| Zoom out. This thing had fleas for over a decade |
| Rainbow deez nutz fuckin nerd |
| NBIS or DELL |
| Prices stable = higher for longer, where longer is just forever. So just higher prices, forever, so inflation. |
| He said it can ONLY go up |
| it can only go UP |
| I sold 240 and 250 dell calls expiring today on Wednesday for a 1k loss\n\nthey're up 15k now, I'm fucking sick to my stomach |
| I would love it if AMAT could hurry up and hit 500 ASAP |
| This is a typical profit taking day. GG |
| Somebody STOP me! |
| >Warsh says he wants the Fed to adopt a new approach to measuring inflation\n\n>https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/policy/article/warsh-says-he-wants-the-fed-to-adopt-a-new-approach-to-measuring-inflation-100100867.html\n\nThe Fed has uses Core PCE, which excludes food and energy, as its benchmark since 2000. Warsh favors **Trimmed Mean PCE**, which removes the most extreme price movements each month instead of excluding whole categories. \n\nThe practical difference: Trimmed Mean PCE currently reads 2.36%, well below the 3.20% reading on Core PCE. |
| FK Mango mentioned stonk market. SELL EVERYTHING |
| Fool me once.... |
| Promise ? |
| Mu |
| Is the presumably in the room with us now |
| Everyone's an idiot except you. Just commenting so I can come back in a year and see 😄 |
| HEY RETARD, LAST I CHECKED IN 2022 WHEN WE HAD MASSIVE INFLATION BTC WENT DOWN A FUCKTON. ALSO CHECK THE [INVESTING.COM](http://INVESTING.COM) FED RATE MONITOR TOOL, IT WILL TELL YOU INTEREST RATES ARE 98 PERCENT STAYING WHERE THEY ARE. WHEN BANK OF JAPAN RAISES INTEREST RATES NEXT MONTH YOU WILL BE GAPED. |
| ONDS you slut |
| 3.2usd, for the doubters |
| Amd and intel will soon correct and that money will pour into nvidia |
| This refards portfolio looks like mine, had to do a double take. |
| He positioned for war news. 755 calls cheap will print I promise |
| “I’ve got 1,108 strategies, but getting rich ain’t one” -OP, probably. |
| Literally just do the opposite of me |
| PUMP it we stuck here |
| That’s the oath of office |
| metro boomin make it boom, boom.... |
| Full employment... |
| flat spy....consolidation before mooning? |
| "They can fucking liquidate me." \n\~ Warren Buffett |
| Hey ChatGPT, what's the difference between a military base and a girl's elementary school? |
| I got 4k free, what do I buy? |
| Don’t dump |
| Feeling a bit of FOMO, fellow regard? |
| Go away AI |
| Oh yeah forgot about theta |
| https://preview.redd.it/z8o9m7ulop2h1.jpeg?width=1203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c4e5f581926ca68602e63085fd8c2bc41e9a0dd |
| growing our way out of debt big if true . |
| Everyone says spys gonna crasg this weekend so of course that means +4% to start the week next week. |
| yeah the chart’s just moving sideways for now |
| idk why but those all caps make it sound urgent |
| exactly, and the total trade volume is $2.5M, hence going back to OP’s chart |
| A whole 'bear' civilization will end today. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. We will perform a complete and total regime change and from now on there will only be green days. |
| You already missed the boat. |
| 🥭: Feds will make their own decision!\n\nWarsh: *raise interest rates*\n\n🥭: Surprise Pikachu face\n\nLMAO 🤌 |
| its green af today why my port is red?\n\noh wait more than half of my port is msft and dram...\n\nFUCK!! |
| It’s BOOMING. Let it BOOM. It’s the good BOOMING |
| BOOM it |
| 😂 |
| Makes total sense chief |
| Look at the neck |
| The husband is the sub in this scenario |
| Everytime i buy the next candle is red. Some would say im a Market Mover 😎 |
| Here we go again |
| I mean, what's your view on these companies long term? That is your answer. |
| Let it boom! |
| They should dump that stupid Trump arch and build the JPow memorial. |
| Or boobs |
| he is rn |
| Market is running on pure hopium! |
| You can’t even string a legible sentence together. 🔔 |
| Zuck needs to realize the only thing they ever made successfully was Facebook, they bought instagram |
| Lots of people have exes. A prostitute is a recession-sensitive luxury item. |
| bombs confirmed |
| Now I've sold I'm happy for the market to be flushed |
| Get lost |
| He’s trying to say he’s already bigger than Powell lol, he’s such a pussy |
| he said BOOMING |
| Top is in |
| He would be so soothing talking about how the fed has tools at their disposal and how they'll use them if necessary. |
| Down with AI slop make your own goddamn meme or steal other peoples! |
| Is he supposed to speak today? |
| Dat dividend tho |
| Please do say more |
| NU, WMT, HD, MCD, MSFT with leaps on most of them, buy them cheap, sell off before earnings |
| OMG Thank you ladies for responding! |
| Bought AMD $490 0dte calls in the morning and got absolutely fucked with the dip.\nGot out for a $300 loss and haven’t stepped in today.\nToo volatile \n |
| they should erect a statue of jpow |
| if you saw all of my past shitty trades, you'd know it's just luck this time |
| heres your reward u cawkslapper |
| Nipple piercing to get direct connection to your heart. |
| My DXYZ buy at $28 doing its work. Target $100-$145. No long term investors in NVDA or overpriced hypes. So far it keeps printing. Sell it all before "the news". No IPO chase either. |
| New Feed chair guys, No more Good Afternoon😔 |
| I’d go with dummy. Makes me feel better 🥺 |
| This would be better DD if the prostitutes were in America, we really don’t give a shit what happens on the other side of the world |
| It’s giving me nightmares just thinking about it |
| Asts moved a dollar and my\nPuts are so OTM lmao |
| Warren Buttfet |
| it's picked a direction and it's right. |
| You invested because of a single guy being on the board? |
| Y'all think 🥭 is gonna mention rate cuts? |
| Rug pulls are extinct |
| lol |
| Amd is up more on NVDAs earnings than NVDA is \n\nOne was priced in and one wasn’t apparently with their run ups LOL |
| “Wait, are we the fake news…?” |
| Mango tweets are worth anywhere from +$5 to +$10. He’s getting antsy. |
| you win some and you lose some. i sold and took profits way too soon yesterday on IBM |
| Meta released a Reddit competitor today, guess that's why rddt dumped. It looks lame af though, you need a fb account to use it |
| All in |
| its up 120%YTD, if youre willing to hold youll prob be fine but if you sell at the first red candle I prob wouldnt. |
| Bers keep saying “this gotta be top” as their poots evaporating. LMAO🤌 |
| 98% |
| Can't |
| A new BB retard is born everyday. |
| Is their Iphone moment going to be the Oura cock ring? |
| Day trading is what is the problem… find great innovative companies, buy stocks and hold for at least a year - like I did with RKLB and ASTS, got shares on both for around $20 last year… thats really it! Stop bouncing around or playing with stupid volatile options, you will very likely keep losing |
| Uh oh. Tummy bubbles |
| “The top is almost in boys”…..that’s what he said |
| Here he goes throwing shade at Powell |
| It's down bc meta thinks their copycat rddt is gonna take og down |
| What are you buying now? |
| im going to miss jerome. end of an era. |
| pick a direction you dump shit |
| 130p for July 17 |
| DELL AMD MU SNDK INTEL DRAM GAE FUCKIN SHIT |
| literally blowing money into space |
| you’ll be surprised. Hold on tight |
| Some 12/27 20s |
| Do they have revenue or profits? Not the same thing. LUNR has revenue too. Plus a large backlog of contracts worth billions.\n\nSounds promising though, I’ll check them out. Thanks |
| i have a feeling that NQ will sky rocket to 30k after lunch. I can feel euphoria in the air |
| I just need to stay from that fucking stock for 30 MF days 😂 |
| Amazing timing. |
| Holy black berry |
| it means everyone in the daily thread is a big dummy or a bot |
| What are you buying? |
| I have $1900 more to gain to break even on this shitty week. |
| imagine being an indian |
| Looking forward to my post lunch DUMP!! |
| Hello? Any ghey Bears here? |
| change it! |
| UFO |
| No, what does it mean? |
| Stop loss is for cowards |
| calls? |
| Congrats to whoever bought my HYLN cc's yesterday. |
| Do you all think I’m too late to AMD, or is there still more room for growth? |
| Winners keep winning, losers keep losing, all is as it should be today\n\nI'm losing |
| Bought bought $5k of QBTS at $.90 sold it when it doubled to $2… |
| whats a stop loss? |
| calls on pornhub |
| Reddit is red because they can't even keep the site running day to day. |
| Watch out for profit takers, the smooth liquidators |
| will $GLW be in the new photonics ETF $LYTE? |