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Appl and amzn will make it bleed
I'm running for president next election. You'll know its me when my platform is raising the annual capital loss write-offs to 100k. I expect the votes of at least 18.6M degenerates.
It always doesn't matter until it really really matters. Nobody give a shit about stock valuations in 99', they really cared about valuations in 00'.
It doesn't make sense until you realize how insanely corrupt this administration is
Heard mango is sitting 3rd row at the pope’s funeral.\n\n666% tariffs on the Vatican.
Best self driving company not even up 2% after strong earnings - all makes sense. Back to normal.
Looks like that warrant shows a delay icon.
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I envy your entry-point though I would've gotten longer expiry.
Choosing India is dirty, haha. Literally just buying cannon fodder
PERMA BULLS ARE BACK AND WE REFUSE TO READ ANY DD. \n\nBUY. BUY. BUY!!!!\n\nI DONT EVEN WANT PROFITS. I JUST WANNA KILL BEARS
Buying when the Vix is up and selling when it’s low or in other words the complete opposite of what he did
Seriously? I'm a newbie here, so have yet to identify a joke from reality. Anyway, I do know how you feel, for whatever that's worth. The good news is you're young and have a job. It won't take long to accumulate another 15k. Or...you can take the remaing 3k and bet it on some sport team over the weekend. There, you have a 50-50 chance of winning.
You might be a bear it’s just you’re not really a bear Bear until you did forbearance on your student loans
Maybe but I've got enough money to wipe the stains off my ass for a while so I don't have to buy toilet paper
Wow this is disturbing...
Those are 15 puts my friend.
This guy fucks
I think I’m gonna join a support group for gambling addicts 
Imagine not holding TSLA 400c for next Friday over the weekend 
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
its 15. U Regard
riiiight behind all the retards, and there's a lot of retards
investing 10k in AAPL in 1980 would equal to 21 million now 
yolo the whole enchilada on tesla calls
World War III draft picks\n\nTeam USA chooses India for 1st overall pick of 2025\n\nTeam China chooses Russia for 2nd\n\nTeam USA then chooses Japan for 3rd\n\nTeam China heavily torn between Iran and Pakistan chooses Pakistan for the 4th overall pick\n\n…..
Your pictures seeem violent. Would yyou prefer those over what this guy is doin?
Bullish
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gee dude, no need to call me out
OH MY GOSH FUTES DOWM .06% TIME TO SHORT!!!\n\nJust kidding\n\n-permabull
Heheh, “option”.
Nobody is reading that shit
Even on a very short 4 month time frame, history is on your side.
Chances of cheeto behaving this weekend? With the market back to pre liberation day levels, feels like he's a sundowning away from lighting the market on fire. Straddles into next week seem like the only viable strategy.
This shit past two days was dumb af. Bulls will get fucked on Monday if they didn't take profit today. I'm getting drunk and making a pass at my wife later. Yall have a good weekend
Lol now everyone loves Tesla .. bunch of fakes
Spx reached 6100 on the promise of hyper growth, when reality now is degrowth/recession is basically the base scenario. How are we only 10% lower than that ath?? 
Hey I like it. He’s dabbling. No worries. TSLA has moved upwards since Elon stated he was scaling back time at Doge to focus on the company. That stock has been beaten down pretty good. This info, along with the fact that most likely you’re only going to hear positive news if any on the news front that will cause rallies, I’m inclined to think TSLA will continue to advance and cook the put. If it’s up Monday just cut bait and try again.
Erm why did RNMBY drop $40 after hours? The German defense stock I had seen people talking about. I don’t see any news
LMFAOOO
You got $1.2 million on the market and are asking for advice from a bunch of degenerates?\n\nDid you inherit $10 million and just trying to figure out the best way to shit out the rest?
MMs have nothing to do with it. It is very simple. During a flood it is a good idea to get on board of a boat. But if too many people have the same idea, the boat might go down. Same happened here.
What the hell is going on with Tesla’s graph after hours spiked to 338.21 and came back down
Time to use some comps and have a lil weekend sleepover at the casino.
Just the first part..
Hes still supposed to announce that “seperate” bag of tariffs for semis
That seems sensible to me
The only way to survive this market is straddle. Thinking of straddling VIX next week after watching 50 Shades of 🥭
Nothing makes sense anymore haha. What a shitshow.
What does that mean if you dont mind
if u have a $20,000 portfolio wtf are you doing watching equity news and pretending like the sky is falling lmaooo\n\na 20% bear market means you lose money worth.... a grand total of 5 weeks worth of college tuition \n\n
Your points are worthy of discussion and consideration. While the GFC did damage to the financial system, it didn’t end there. And this time around, we aren’t sure which industries or sectors are going to bear the brunt. You seem to believe it may be across the board, and I’m inclined to believe that.\n\nMy point is that society now fears and cowers at the slightest inconvenience to their consumption habits. They aren’t capable of “buckling down”. Or, at least, don’t want to do so. And I happen to believe that to be an important adult skill to know: self-discipline. Drop the shopping cart, close out the browser, and pause the conspicuous consumption.
This is wall st lil bro. NOBODY FUCKING CARES. Go make some money or jump off a bridge i do not care lol
Relaxed FSD regulations was the news
im balls deep in your mom
I fucking love how many bers are in here, you keep me going. Thank you 🙏
I'm holding short positions, I'm more confident in fucked up news than something good happening before Monday.
I'm not disagreeing, but I feel like I'm morally obligated to defend her, so fuck you pal!
I want 570 on Monday, and then circuit breakers on Friday 
That dick is going in the disposal son
You were right, calls it was
I didn’t delete my account just the app off my phone
Where is the dump that Ber promises
Lmao why didn't you sell?!
I’m not much of a quote guy…I normally think they are fake and 🌈\n\nBut I happened to stop and read this one “Everyone wants to win until they realize how many losses it takes.”\n\nMost of us here know this feeling all too well. You might see someone sharing $200k+ gain on an option trade, but you’ve never seen how many loses he had to handle to get there.\n\n#MASTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
No green option they took my moniez 
Yeah my father in law makes around 600-700K a year and he tithes about 100K a year to the church
This joke has layers
Because it's a load of shit. Nutlick claimed they'd have a deal with Canada and Mexico by March 5th..... We still don't have jack shit and it's been 2 months, let alone trying to negotiate with 18 major trade partners, and this mostly seems to be about reciprocal tariffs and not the base 10%
No one tell him about stock splits or dividends
Why hold over the weekend
Ok then . I just need a -4% Monday, two circuit breakers Tuesday, a -5% wed and I'll almost kinda sorta be breaking even. 
I fkn hate when they put my mlb teams games on apple tv
quadruple digit gains, stop loss at 0. im either in a Bentley or at wendly
Yeah retard
put every cent into bitcoin lol
yeahhh
Since when has that mattered literally ever
Admit it. You are not asking for advice , you are just flexing
Asking advice on how to make money here is like asking a drug addict how to quit drugs
Lol I have calls expiring June
Ask the bogleheads subreddit
🫦 Come to cali and look at the beautiful bikini thong cheeks get caked with sand.
If you need someone to help you buy stocks, then you should try the demo account first.
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If you had invested $1,000 in Apple in 1983, when the Macintosh was introduced, your investment would be worth approximately $1,593,809 today
Hopefully, you got the money and tax info out before doing so.
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If you ain’t balls deep in Walmart and semiconductor calls over the weekend then where the fuck you at 👅
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evangelicals, fox, con men, citizens united
Lol ok doomer
Straddle that pony
NETFLIX SAVED HOLLYWOOD!!! NETFLIX 1300 EOW
Green
I hope so
I’ll show you my full cheeks in winter bro
Given the shit/mediocre earnings so far this year, s&p fair price is probably 10% lower with zero tariff/recession risk priced in. That's how disconnected valuations are from reality. 
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I have close to $1.2m and I’m fully in the market. Been trading for a long time. Should I just cash out $1m and throw it in index funds?
I would bet my life that most of these celebrities who very publicly pledge donations for various causes, like natural disasters, never donate shit. Paparazzi need to hound them for proof instead of letting them possibly lie just for positive PR. Or we could simply stop pointing cameras at these ghouls and, more than anything, stop admiring them (and probably start viewing them with active derision). Like, do they really think they deserve pats on the back for donating $10k when their net worth is in the tens of millions? I see more generous people every week at church, and their money is straight up wasted by the Catholic Church or just added to the Vatican's fucking hedge fund...\n\nMoreover, the most charitable people I have met in my lifetime would never broadcast their generosity because they know it's not about them at all -- it's about the people who need help. We could heal a bit as a society if we started lionizing those folks instead of current celebrities.
1 put? What is this, loss porn for ants?
First I've heard of this, congrats dude!\n\nKinda bull ipo esque
That’s right, I bought 99p for Nvidia next week
Where is the SEC when you need them?
R u dumb
I feel like DT is gunna continue this tariff easement thing & we’re gunna hear some bullish news over the weekend. I’m holding too
I love your Spanish accent baby say it again\n\n“Mac Donal She Can Nooget”
Your mom sounds like a terrible human being that nobody will ever remember.
banbet 
It’s the weekend. Time for casino black or red 
welcome to a bear market
Currently working overtime at Wendy’s\n\n
I think TSLA is aware of incorrect public perception and that's why they're deploying robotaxis so people can physically see how little a driver is interacting with the fsd already available in their cars.
I like how you stopped for a while after the first loss, tried to learn from the mistake, did some reading, studied the charts, waited for just the right play, then did the same thing again. One more play, you got this 🙃
All of my puts are 4/28 and 5/2 for spy and appl so the market won't dip until then. I was holding calls before Monday for those same dates and flipped positions at 525 as I felt that was the median for support and resistance at that time. \n If I'd held my initial calls I'd be looking for a new boat for the summer but now sitting back at a 99% loss
You poor fuckers. I bought a strangle. We're staying nice and flat Monday.
Need Rddt to go hard on dem dudes for earnings.
Next quarter for sure.
On options or shares?
If you had invested $10,000 in Apple on June 6, 1983, by April 17, 2003, you'd be sitting on $8,400😂
democracy is only as effective as the average level of education and critical thinking
I'll see you TSLA bulls at the Hague later, no amount of money can wash away the stains on your soul my guy
almost sundress season in TX where the bottom of the cheeks make an appearance through denim shorts\n\n
I'm buying a TSLA to support higher prices on consumer goods,
Fuck man. Bs tariff concepts of a plan announcements bull or fundies and gdp bear…got 1.5 hours to decide what to overnight
Funny how everyone assumes all trade negations will be done in 90 days. Bessent already hinted it’s going to take much longer. Also, the longer this goes on, the more remaining countries will get antsy and negotiate better terms for the US. \n\nUS companies have already been sourcing/negotiating products from other other countries before these recent tariffs even took place. https://www.bcg.com/press/21september2023-north-american-companies-have-relocated-production-sourcing-over-past-five-years
Nice one 🙂 I think you'll do very well.
69th updoot
Jesus you bought calls AFTER a two-day green streak after shit earnings.\n\nBuy high, sell low
Can't wait till TSLA makes a new ATH. $600, $700, more than the Mag 7 combined? I give it 3 months.
One of the world's largest companies jumping 10% without any news is absolutely insane, but none of my business.
My mom was excited about her 25¢ raise this year, at the factory she's worked at for like 25 years. I think she still makes like $15.50/hr.
I think there's a lot of people who expect elected officials to help them out of the poor life decisions they've made. They believe the lies because they think these crooks are their only hope. Politicians prey on the desperate.
Here, I'll help you out\n\nwendys-careers.co
My roth fina rising from the grave.
See you Monday
BREAKING: Zelensky to be the next guest on Club Shay Shay
Big money knows Elon bought an administration. Any law he wants changed will be, any contract that benefits him will be awarded. Trump will never let TSLA fail because now it’s tied to his image.\n\nBig money also knows their entire existence is predicated on being “right” and thereby appearing “smarter” to the average moron. People leading big money know their place in the power structure is tied to having made winning plays. \n\nThat’s why you saw dudes from Wedbush etc. falling over themselves during the drop to double down and justify their price targets on like MSNBC and Bloomberg. They literally cannot afford to be wrong and the greater fool theory is in full effect - but they also don’t have to worry about it because TSLA is now “too important to fail.”
You've graduated the WSB regard club. Proud of you! \n \nbtw just heard Wendy's were hiring new talent.
Nah Waymos are cool
Wallstreet loves $$$$
https://wendys-careers.com/
gyattt
Same man. Same.
Citizens United didn't help
AtlantaFed moved GDP growth down from -2.2% to -2.5% yesterday (edit: said today by mistake). Prob won't see the effects till the day after my Puts expire though. *
you know what I think ur the first person I've seen who I think is actually using options the way it was supposed to be used
You're gonna be wiping your ass with 20$ tomorrow
Because we trade the future, not the past.
Because the insiders know shit thats not public yet
That is why it is good. Y' all think not going to work 
My break even price is 200
What are us regards going to do until Moonday?!\n\nAnd where dafuk is sad Pepe?!!!\n\n
Gei bear 
Open a family office and force finance majors to watch me lose it on smooth-brained trades\n\nOr worse, 5x my money
buy calls on monday
what was the play that was the major cliff jump?
“U.S. officials plan to conduct staggered trade negotiations using a new template that sets common terms for many of the talks,” the Wall Street Journal reports.\n\nTemplate:\n\nStep 1: Say, "Mr. Prezident, you sure are doing a great job!"\n\nStep 2: Use monosyllabic words. \n\nStep 3: Pay cash.
Just deleted my Robinhood app that shit was the most addicted I’ve ever been to anything, and I’ve done my fair share of drugs lol
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Ill give you all the money for it to always be a weekend
But WHYYY
"we'll have FSD next year"\nIt's been about 12 years since this promise
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Hold there brother! We on the same BUS\~
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I just need China to nuke Arkansas before market open and my positions will I’ll be golden.
You mean to say unattended Tesla taxis are going to get vandalised?
Need GOOGL 170 next week or I. Am. Homeless. 
I hope you don't go to hell
There is ZERO justification for Bitcoin being worth more than $0.01 
Doesn’t the chart look extremely bullish to you, we created a lower high, a healthy correction after the recent highs and now we are above the resistance from the day after the 90 day pause with a slow but strong climb
Some of us don't take autonomous moving anything without a lidar seriously
Deion sanders has to work for the fbi or something
Tesla is the most valuable car company on planet Earth. \n\nThis is not a fight for you. Your fight is getting a $0.50 raise this year at your job at starbucks
It is trolling.
WW to $1.00 by EOW?
Retire man. But that’s probably what most people thought before they made their first billy
did you get rugged
Make a company named after them\n\nPut the story on the front page\n\nRe-sell shitty Chinese collars at 3x markup\n\nProfit
TSLA will get to 400 by end of June. Sell your puts. Enter calls. Sorry, buddy.
I have 10-140c for June and 10-150c for 1/26. Weekends are scary.
Nooo it's the weekend again 🙁
I never said it represented 20T invested, so yes I do understand. I was just putting 20T into perspective for anyone reading the comments. It is not a smol number all things considered. \n\n20x of current market cap is not an easy feat when current market cap is already based off the assumptions you listed higher up.
Don’t sweat it- my put guarantees a huge green gap up at 4:am Monday.
Long before you had the genius idea to Short Telsa, millions of others had that same idea. Guess what? It's called a market for a reason, you have to lose for others to win. There have to be more losers than winners. And for those reasons, you lose.
Today pissed the fuck out of me
Grant is the new Jackson huh
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NVDA to $130!
Don't do that. Don't get my hopes up
This is a _prediction model,_ not an actual GDP print based on direct measurement.\n\nIt uses trade data as one of the model inputs.\n\nTrade data has been completely fucked for the last few months because of events that are totally unrelated to underlying US economic growth.\n\nThey've tried to correct for gold arbitrage because it's easy to do, but correcting for supply chains anticipating tariffs is impossible. This model is presently worse than useless.\n\nI've dramatically reduced my equity exposure but this model is not part of my reasoning.
Made about >!$34.00!<today and >!$200.00+!<on the week. I have a small fleet of exotic>!matchbox/hotwheels!<cars. Even gave away one or two to friends and family if you can believe it. \n\nHope you all attain illustrious and accomplished trading careers. However, I hope you also stay grounded and down to earth, as I have.
🌽 BERS = 🖕
“I make deals, the best deals. McDonald’s ever heard of it? The McValue menu? $5 buy one, add another for a $1. I made that deal, great people, very easy to make deals with, yes.”
Because it takes money to even enter public service. Theres no poors in government. Rich with the chops dont want it.
550 is right at the inflection point. next week should be interesting.
Incentives
Cuz all of those adjectives are just mythology tbh. I always think of a line from RDR2: "Free country? Nope, everything is bought and paid for."
I hope so, Daddy Bot. I'm Canadian.
Hi fren 
This is not a place for poor people. Go apply for jobs. My entire lifes purpose is to make you suffer.
it's ok, you're better than these people
I need it to be so red on Monday that it reminds me of the stop signs my wife gives me when I'm trying to initiate coitus.
50% of them are dumber than average
When you have a billion dollars you do not actively have to “try” to make money in order to make money
This is the second time you've made this post as others can see from my comment history. Is there a point to you highlighting your blatant misuse of leveraged ETFs?
1.09 fee, why so high?
I'd just fuck around, but my goal is to retire at 45, so I care more about not working than making more money
somebody explain to me why XPO isn't going to go in the shitter pls
Holding strong... I had NVDA & AMD call the whole last week. Holding until next month 🙂
Haven’t heard bond yields mentioned here in a while, where’d those guys go
We all take an L occasionally
Enjoy!
Bruh why did google only go up 1.5% and Tesla just rocketed on nothing. Market rigged at.
Ok fair \n\nKeep in mind this is not a financial crisis. \n\nThis is a systematic attack on the rule of law. \n\nToday we have the FBI arresting judges. That’s why the market is completely missing the point. This isn’t about tariffs, it’s about an attack on government and the rules based order as a whole.\n\nSubaru’s announcement today reducing production of their US manufacturing lines and sending production back to Japan is about reducing exposure to US sovereign risk. \n\nYou thought the fall out from the GFC was bad, this will be much worse because it is far broader in scope.
I bought SPY in last minute of trading as well so he’s fucked
Wish I had 177k to throw around on reckless gambling
See it started as just the second part but it seemed weird on its own so I added the first part as a joke but I think that just changed the whole meaning and made it kinda mean😅 my b, they are indeed in the bag lol
Elon hypes lies year after year.. and people still believe in him.. truly amazing..
Here's the secret to never losing money in the market:\n\nStep one: Buy stocks on Monday.\n\nStep two: Sell later when it's worth more.
Our resident mongoloid armchair scientist. It’s an already produced hormone in cows that we add more of to increase milk output for fatass Americans
Did I say it isn’t concerning? This entire thread is based on the Atlanta GDP model. I’m just putting the actual research out there instead of googling “Q1 GDP forecast” and clicking on the first link like the OP did
Oh how all the Tesla shortens will feel when this surges past $300. \n\n\nOnly the small fish are short Tesla. \n\nBig money is long. \n\nRedditors about to learn
Set stop loss at 75%.
Bol to you ! I’ll vouch for you!
Hi chat, it's me again 
Here
2 rich 2 read
Not happening 
You saying that cause q1 gdp?
you dine at wendy's
Yeah, I am to be clear fully in the green on realized P&L from trading options, in spite of a couple boneheaded moves on non-TSLA tickers. We'll see if I can successfully play the "wait out TSLA mooning for stupid reasons" game a second time, but I like my odds.
See ya Sunday night when futes start
Hookers and blow
#WHERE ARE MY FELLOW CORPORATE SLAVES
Do they really have high stakes coin pusher games?
Nah they make more money in a week than you will in your life.
PRETTY GIRLS LIVE IN MIAMI. ST PETE IS FOR GHOULS
I mean, even if he does pull it off, 3 months of tariffs is still not good. And the meetings are for 6 countries a week from 18 major trading partners rinse and repeat, and I think this is primarily for reciprocal tariffs, not the global 10%, but it did not specify
One of the one joys I had was waking up and seeing only the regarded losses and thinking at least I’m not that regarded\n\nTurns out I actually am that regarded
that explains why we don't have 1 agreement in place yet
328 incoming
Congrats buddy
I think tesla will be bankrupt before they even hit the street
Hows does this thing not even have power windows lmao
Institutional pacifism
Bro if I had a million dollars I'd just do a bunch of cool shit for the rest of my life. I'm a simple man I can live my life off the interest on that
what is that professional pic look like with suit and tie?
Were you even alive then?
Amazing to see his double-down reaction. 90 deals not made becomes 200 already made.
You held? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit...\n\nPuts on SPY.
We dump on Wednesday.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s dumpster
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How did a country of 330 million mostly good, honest, hardworking people end up with so many corrupt officials who are robbing us blind?
Yeah.... prolly why we're so faddy fads.
You don't understand. 20T company does not mean there is 20T invested. It is always the last trade which can only be one stock basically defining the "value" of the entire company. It is purely virtual.
Well played
Yes
Who went all in TSLA puts at the close?
sit on cash and watch my puts go up
NETFLIX 1300 HATS HAVE ARRIVED!!! FREE MONIES!!!!
I'd spend most of it on good seats to sporting events cuz I'm that dumb.
Pretty sure she's his Dominatrix
Oooooooh doggy! He in it for the biscuits. Go big or go broke.
time to put the phone down and enjoy the weekend boys
markowitz is scared of this guy
The anti-clean energy government told you to buy an electric car from and invest in one particular EV company. People complied. But it’s not a cult bro. \n\nThe fact you brought up “””vandalism””” with any seriousness drops the mask and no amount of emoji use is going to paste it back on.\n\nTSLA is overvalued by any metric other than vibes-based propaganda from banks & hedges and retail believing Elon is a genius, not a midwit with Asperger’s.
Deep cut right here
I think probably Wednesday, I have calls for Monday so I kinda need it to be green
Fair
so he's going to completely redraw global trade in *90 days*\n\nthat's the theory. that's the bull case. trillions and trillions of dollars. a hundred countries. 90 days. Only 🥭and his elite team could pull this off
Nobody wondered though?
Cope
Yea that sweating wasnt for ordinary crypto..
I will literally believe it when it lasts.
Which is horrible because, to me, pure milk is literally the best life-sustaining substance we consume other than water, but milk even has water in it!
It went up 40% in October on good earnings but no one paid attention to it
kids out of school
way ahead of you on PLTR. proud bag holder since 2020. my avg cost is $40 since DCA’ing. had to sell some of my shares, but it’s the majority of my port. sold all my tech stocks before it got really ugly.
I made another 28k on it today
That stock has slain more bears than practically anything known to man
Full ported into a shitcoin to recover my 33% loss today
That's literally the entire market is knowing how shit things are.
As long as you sell before earning you are fine
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Where did 💎hands go
And then we just continue trading in Hong Kong.\nLook at where China Mobile is trading vs where it was when was delisted in the US.
Godspeed
This place goes downhill so fast once the casino closes for the day. \n\nBunch of gey boys take over the place 
That man can’t read
Let me guess J6 you were at the capital
so in a waymo?
holding some 560 calls that expire monday and some that expire in 3 weeks... we'll see LOL
It was already priced in my guy
I made a fuck ton on NVDA today. Same bro. Grats.
Ill make that back in a naked call on spy
We will know when the algos front run is using insider information and then dump on us and wreck our accounts. Happy betting
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!banbet nvda 115 1w
Bought calls at 286?
Imagine if this was a way to track people for future dissappearing/deportation
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yet
Who are Tesla buyers long-term? People who buy EVs don’t like Musk
Ah yes the classic low inflation and low unemployment recession 
lol so a drop from 2% GDP to 0% GDP in about 2 months isn't concerning?
No, this isn’t about changing some hard coded logic rules (Tesla does end to end neural network so they don’t even have this). When he says localized parameters he’s referring to neural network parameters which are the result of training. This means models trained for different cities and regions. This means it’s not a generalized solution and will be a slow rollout same as everyone else.
How bad is milk?\n\nCows in America are given a hormone called rBGH.\n\nNo wonder this milk is banned in 25+ countries.
A lot of bols talking shit…..\n\nNot a lot of bulls posting calls that they’re willing to hold over the weekend 
I mean he always says stupid stuff. \nLevel 1-4 stupid stuff is bullish, 5-10 bearish.
Top is in
They are literally stopping right now
You know that picture where everyone at the party is looking at you all grossed out like you just said something super cringe\n\nYeah that
Fair. Neither of us were around back then, but I was a functioning, working, independent adult in 2008-2009, and I know at the worst, unemployment showed at 10.1% (U3). The U6 number (unemployed and *under-employed* was double that. And it was a better indicator of actual pain felt.\n\nAnd it hung up in those numbers for a long, long time. And we never really recovered as a national economy from that period. We just print, devalue, and paper over the problems.
If you had a billion dollars would you keep trying to make money? Or just do a bunch of cool shit for the rest of your life?
double down on that
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Meanwhile car loan originations at Capital One or up something like 20% from this time last year 😂\n\nIt's more like people are saying, man the news makes me feel terrible, how much is that new Porsche anyway?
In 2008 plenty of people would have never imagined Apple would become a 1T+ company. They would have questioned your sanity.
honestly, is this good news or bad? I can't tell anymore
We're in for a bumpy ride methinks
Yes but I think Wall Street is in wait and see mode
Trump has fucked over and destroyed pretty much every businessman that has ever done business with him as soon as they were no longer useful to him. Musk is currently only useful because he's taking all of the heat for dismantling the existing political apparatus.\n\nMusk isn't just a businessman...he's deeply tangled in the politics of the current admin. That makes him an oligarch. One that constantly argues with current admin officials and clearly has his own agenda.\n\nYou're right that businessmen outlast administrations...but what if they're oligarchs? When oligarchs disentangle themselves from politicians, how does that generally go? Historically speaking.
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Plot twist it’s just a Rand McNally D.C. road atlas that he found under the seat of the presidential Caddy.
If ww3 breaks out - just buy pltr or Anduril if it’s public by then.
Canada.\n\nWhere you can mask up and terrorize a Jewish neighborhood every weekend while the police bring you coffee.\n\nBut if you try to sell eggs without a state issued quota, five RCMP officers arrive on your doorstep
tsla became an inverse stock of its own
Post your puts 
at least it's not subscription based?
Tomorrow's news: China tariffs now 1000%
There is, yes, and as you can see it’s quite higher than the GDPNow forecast (by about 2%) but still in the red.\n\nHowever, even this estimate is likely pessimistic as it only adjusts for gold - not silver or other precious metals.
Only fools bet against Elon Musk. \n\nOnly fools bet against Tesla. \n\nOnly fools vandalize Tesla stores and Teslas.\n\nOnly fools focus on the short-term instead of the long-term. \n\nOnly fools still think Tesla is a “car” company.
Could be worse bro, spent 10k to make -4k\n\nWhiskey and radiohead for me this weekend...
The same thing we do every week, Pinky.\n\nBuy high, sell low.
~$80. I’m not sure how
Are you me?
>I: Your trade adviser, Peter Navarro, says 90 deals in 90 days is possible. We're now 13 days into the point from when you lifted the reciprocal, the discounted reciprocal tariffs. There's zero deals so far. Why is that? \n\n>T: No, there’s many deals. \n\n>I: When are they going to be announced? \n\n>T: You have to understand, I'm dealing with all the companies, very friendly countries. We're meeting with China. We're doing fine with everybody. But ultimately, I've made all the deals.\n\n>I: Not one has been announced yet. When are you going to announce them?\n\n>T: I’ve made 200 deals. \n\n>I: You’ve made 200 deals?\n\n>T: 100%.\n\nSleepy having brain farts in the moment doesn't compare to this shit. Mango looks like he's completely detached from reality.
I don't think so, pretty sure she lives with her boyfriend in NY. That's the rumor anyway. And he pays her when she needs to be around for photo ops.
Not at all. But that's what happens when you give in to bullies. They come back for more because they know they won't be stopped by anyone. \n\nThe hilarious part will be when this happens after tfg gets all the credit for a peace that will end up with a Europe under a greater threat.
You already have a bet going - SPY to 515.0 before 03-May-2025 09:01 PM -05
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So the market doesn’t tank and make him look bad again
bro what more do you want the market mooned so hard
I need TSLA to go up to 295 next week
That was then. Past performance is one of a company's worst enemies. The current state and trend is not looking good. They have been able to push vaporware in addition to good sales. It will be challenging to push vaporware alone.
How to be a millionaire? Be born a billionaire.
can't you read?!\n\nThey only have $23,466 dollars!\n\nthey obviously gave their cash to nvidia for ai but because gemini doesn't charge a fee google is broke,\n\nbasically tesla went all computer and betabet is not all computer, sad.\n\nit's basic computer science really, 1+1=2.
Kirk: \[enraged\] teslurrrrrrrr! 
You could not look at it and pretend yoy didn't lose the money. Bro it's just money. I don't know why people lose their life over money. It's freaking money. You won't be able to take it with you when you die. Stop stressing and shorting your life. You still have 562k. I bet you that's more than 95% redditors posting here. Go take the money out and put it down on a house and rent it out and have a stable income. Problem solved.
I bought puts so you good
Bears LMAO 🤣
!banbet
If you want someone who really knows what they're talking about this is a great place
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He didn't even tell the countries what he actually wants from them. \n\nAnd since the tariffs are are on trade deficit, what could he actually be negotiating? Like "Sell less to us!" or "Buy more from us!"? What are they going to buy? Good? Services? (oh wait, those weren't in the deficit calculations and factoring them in paints a completely different picture)
Bruh we have tanked from ATH I’ve got time
Seems like you want them to?
Thanks for the tip. Will buy puts
*people
I don’t think you know how Depressions work
Ya. It broke the 2021 peak in December. Defiantly been range bound slowly climbing up. It’s either famine or fest for both bears and bulls in Tesla. Been that way for a long long time. I’ve just avoided it mostly for the last five years because it has never traded off of fundamentals. It’s just funny to me how all these political fanatics now have all these hot takes on the stock and the stock market in general.
Valuation is the wrong word in a market that is all about balancing the books. As long as most of the stocks are locked up in 401k accounts it is quite a dumb strategy to go short long term.
Isn't there a "gold adjusted" line there?
🤣🤣😭
Stop pretending you know anything about stocks, options, or the economy in general, because you don't. Buy some VT and stop screwing yourself
And her name is Skylar.
Like I said, Tesla has a general solution with some different rules ,logic probably base on location but still on the same AI model (thats why he said parameters). I guess austin was chosen because of, again, regulatory reasons that should become easier and easier now + has other states see the technology working.\nIt doesn't negate, but make it easier, and the rest will follow.\n\nI think you really downplaying energy side of things and underestimate tesla strategy advantage, but time will tell.
Coward Nutlick
Some Waymo & Google employees getting defensive as Tesla enters the Robotaxi race… don’t worry, a little competition is great for everyone
So what’s the move Monday then
Up
OP when did you buy these calls?
That’s because corrupt ass government now lets companies include unrealized gains from cryptocurrency holdings as part of generating that number. A regulation almost tailor made for this fuck.
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Seems legit
Only if you moan when turd goes backwards
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Selloff next week is now confirmed.
Considering there are people that have lost millions, there are still many people more regarded than you
!banbet SPY $600 1w
Feels eerily similar to May 2008. Pump before the big drop
Good luck regard
That’s **why** you’ll become a millionaire, friend.
Theta gang is drooling
Don’t rub it in 
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Tesler 😩
I want to buy HOOD calls but WSB been bullish about it makes me nervous.
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yup
AKA Ja Morant getting injured and leaving the game...
Close enough 😭
Nice
Awesome, i like hood too, have a few shares at $39\n\nI bought 1 cheap $60 call for 5/2 for $47 today and am feeling good about it
Bers r fuk 
Get some melanotan and take it a few times before some sun sessions and bam you are tan
So we pumping 
Believe it or not calls
pass
🥭 is so lucky..he gets to sniff Melanie's panties every day.
Alphabet faces margin pressures from CapEx depreciation, rising personnel costs, and cloud scaling challenges. Ad revenue growth is slowing, partly due to reduced Chinese advertiser spending, and tariff uncertainties loom. AI threatens the search business long-term. The company’s broad product portfolio includes unprofitable ventures, raising questions about capital efficiency. The $70B share buyback is financially feasible but may prioritize EPS and management incentives over addressing structural issues. Alphabet remains profitable and cash-rich but faces strategic and competitive headwinds.
I made $0.59 on a meme coin
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 118.0 before 25-Apr-2025 06:06 PM -05
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I risked $22,733 today to make $126\n\nI am the most regarded of them all 
Depends. Did you buy calls or puts?
double chinese chip
Guys we dumping Monday yes or no ?
When WSB sounds retarded, invert it.\n\nWhen WSB actually makes sense, omfg invert it.
There's no mistake, who told you this was incorrect
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Your getting downvoted because that’s 99% of this sub
This always depends on theta man you can loose tons on that. I've always felt it wise except when I missed out one day on a bad red Monday morning drill then It went back up and I would have lost it all.
HOLD THE LINE
Stop posting Taylor Swift lyrics pls
I’m down 15% on btc inverse etf. Hold or eat the loss and move on?
Russia will be coming for the rest of Ukraine and then Poland within a year. It's gonna be hilarious.
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Stop listening to Reddit sentiment. It’s a bunch of 16 year old impressionable kids who are easily\nInfluenced by news
Just like media was kicking up their heels about how “great” we were from 2017-2024, while the cost of basic necessities started rocketing into the fucking moon. \n\nThey just change up the definitions of “recession” or how inflation is measured at a whim.\n\nAnd Americans just sit fat and happy with their little chicken tendies and their little football games on TV.
We’re intel guys 
This is a horrible and naive description. It's not possible to determine a current economic state using a sample of two prior quarters. Instead, we are unable to determine if we are currently in a recession until July a OP stated.\n\nFurther, recessions can be avoided by changing the definition. It avoided recession in the summer of '22 due to the White House redefining the term. Why wouldn't we do it again? \n\n⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START
It's really weird to see you frame this in the frame of "Why don't you have calls" when I'm talking about people actually dying lmao
How many of the 9 robotaxi model y's will be set on fire the first week in Austin??
Market: See this guy's positions? Fuck him
That's a lot of pages to say "buy zero cost SP500 index funds, maybe with 5% bonds, and hold all of it forever"
Blow? We doing free sugar packets.
I'm a big 🌈🐻 for Sanders in the 2nd.
How much is it down since 2021 peak? Been range bound for 4 years now.
Noice. I made $-60
You already have a bet going - SPY to 390.0 before 13-May-2025 09:49 PM -05
yes
!banbet
They are up 600% in the bast 2.5 years
It’s a law we have
or tariff man decides to delist gyna stocks because pooh didn't cave already.
*when*
Why are you sweating lol. Your expiries are far out
Would it help you if i cancelled my moms netflix subscription? Would the dip be enough?
....penis!.. two penises!!!
Hell yea I loaded up on $60 5/23
half of them didn't even have puts, just ideological grudges
Damn, recession sounds cozy af
Normally not, don't worry. It's not like you go on online message boards looking to talk with anonymous men about your feelings down there, is it?
If the market crash again these cocky bull gards gonna get a whooping 
I’m in st Pete Florida, and there are girls equally as pretty as me and tan and now I’m insecure because I’m pale 
But Cramer gives it a buy…
Right hates electric vehicles and the left hates elon. Tesla is such a hateful brand, with low resale value. Truly don’t see how the stock will go back up significantly
i only care about dion blaster
Oh thanks
I’d buy puts when Russia invades another country… for now it seems like they’re stopping an invasion - so calls.\nWhy would you go short because they might invade another country in future? That makes no fucking sense
notice how russia only does that during non-trump years?
rumor is trump is reading his book since he's not really sure how to close a deal
Posts on WSB, 80%+ loss, “I am not stupid” 
Imagine we get back to ATH with 145% tariffs still in effect 
Neutron successfully launching was always the big catalyst of the bull thesis. As long as you can build a position before then you're golden
When I first started trading: "I'm going to find penny stocks!" "Oh shit I'm down $100 AHHHHH"\n\nMe, now: *I lost 5k this morning..* That's fine... I'll make it back
We’re on the brink of World War III and you retardos can’t stop talking about stocks.\n\nHOOD $60 5/2
then shes 89
We can start the list of "what if"s with things that have happened multiple times within my lifetime, I'd wager.
How'd it turn out for u:)
time will tell
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omg well like orange man really is bad
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It's possible I think what would really blow people's minds is if stocks began to trend up into recessionary news headlines \n\nIt just doesn't make sense, the media tells me everything is bad why are stocks going up? 😂
Made $796 today 
!banbet nvda $120 1w
4/28
Are you forgetting the penguin isles?
I still cry about a dog I put down in 2023 how the fuck am I supposed to become a millionaire
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Lackies have been awfully silent in major headlines compared to a month ago. There are fewer "watch out he's comin'!" articles and more of "today's results from the magic🥭-ball." The 90 day tariffs will be kicked down the road again, and who knows how well other countries will have learned to pivot in three months.
I should inverse my self at this rate but not sure how to manifest that
thanks, i am considering closing the position next week
On what fcking news lol. Is their debt gone?
thanks for the info
He called,\n\n no i didn't,\n\n yes you really did,\n\n fuck off. \n\nnegotiations are going well
What if? What if anything? What if a 💣 drops on your head rn?!
Riding with you
Except Elon didn’t “do” shit all and that’s the problem. He’s a human brand marketing itself as actual “genius” by using money to erase the real inventors etc. from public knowledge. Barely an engineer, absolutely not a scientist, not an economist or even an MBA. \n\nElon is a replaceable CEO cog with Asperger’s and family money. People mistake his ASD for intelligence because they watched Rain Man once.
How does banbet work, like this ? !banbet Nvidia $95 7d
her anoos be ready then
Market makers are never pushing or pulling any which way on purpose… it’s market mechanics.
Some of the deals are with individual companies.
Lots of chili
How did representatives from nearly 400 countries attend Superman's funeral? 🤔🤔🤔
you must not be a business owner
bro closed a deal with the moon
Makes sense to me. A lot of their domestic narrative is based on portraying the US as the great oppressor. If Xi doesn't punch back, he looks weak. Then he's out. There really is no other course of action for them.\n\nI wouldn't say China has a monopoly on global trade. They are around 12-14% or so, just slightly larger than the US. The US GDP is ~50% larger and our military is vastly stronger. We also have reserve currency status, so lending is not as problematic as it is for China.\n\nWhat is really happening here is that China and the US are playing a game of chicken with each other. China has been and is actively attempting to topple the US. The US is now actively fighting back.
I don’t believe the news. Somebody knows something.
E/TDS consumes their every waking moment. It's delicious.
She’s a 10 but a perma ber
what is the expected move on reddit earnings?
I shorted at 220, I'm down 99% lost 45k dollars
The big emojis are extra big when I’m on my iPad… I kinda like it
> 🥭 gonna be goated for ending the Ukraine-Russia conflict\n\nWonder how many years we have until Russia invades another neighbor because someone like Trump will come along.
I think we rally more next week. End of the month 401k contributions, doncha know? \n\nIn fact, we might very well not have a coordinated sell off like March-mid April 2025 for quite some time. \n\nThe word “recession” shouldn’t be sparking so much fear in all the little hearts around America right now. It’s the only way to get some control on the inflation that has persisted since late 2020. \n\nThere never was going to be a “soft landing” because there never was a “landing” in the first place.
Hang in there. These are the times to build that stone cold revenge mindset
Don't sell these yet dawg I just got mine at the top so there is hope unless we both fucked
Roblox earnings on Thursday with an expected move of 16.51% 👀
I’m confused how are they green? When did you buy?
Damn. Almost impressed you managed to do this without touching options
Wym
Well we are in the same tech boat. Need another kick in techs nuts not to lose a bunch of money. Semiconductor tariffs, or one of the antitrust cases to make progress
How the fuck do you close 200 trade deals when there aren’t that many countries in the world?
Cheers man, really helfpul
I mean if trade talks goes well then u golden if not u cooked
Ok I need to lay off the FDs
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I bought SPY puts at close. This is making me feel wise
What you thinking
i’ve heard war is good for the economy. you agree with that sentiment? i never traded during a time of war that involved the united states.
Why’d you buy so high? I bought 1k call last night with 107 to break even. Made & sold at 38% profit
The top? lol we are so far from top, new ATH coming soon.
Call of duty modern watergate 2 (2009) still shits all over all these new COD titles
I'm hoping for something REALLY stupid.
https://www.barchart.com/investing-ideas/insider-trading-activity?orderBy=transactionDate&orderDir=desc
whats the price
Cybertruck owners always meet late at night to eat bananas with spoons while driving around a parking lot in self drive mode
Puts on both of y'all's health.
Yes
Hey they're arresting judges but crypto is where they draw the line.
if it feels good when i poop am i ghey..?
How does best play work on COD, like wtf?
I’d say ww3 is bullish.
The worst thing about taking a 30% hit to your port every day is that you never technically lose everything 
Who the fuck knows? Next time it should miss earnings by 71%.
invest what makes you happy, a bag not of money but of blow. And a hookers butt.
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Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday are fucking packed with important earnings, gonna be a very important week
!banbet SPY $500 30d
"inflation is transitory"
no shot, dude had more people calling him father than elon
late rounds good
The US committed ungodly amounts of war crimes without a care at all for civilians. Look up all the massacred that occurred during the Vietnam War that the US started
Starting to think casino might be better than me at this
IB statements are so bad holy what am I looking at
Mans best bud
Somehow you need to provide a screenshot showing you're up 8k
Then why is it only up 1 percent
LLY calls gonna be make or break
just go back and spin one more time!!!
Bears absolutely got gaped this week lol gotta love it
at this point tesla will bail out the US government
🥭 said he got $5,200,000,000,000 in investments.\n\nDoing what? Most of us are broke.
Call gains porn is so much sexier than gay puts gains. Except, that UNH puts gain got me kinda bricked up, ngl.
Dump her fast
Trump dinner for meme coin buyers prompts senators to demand ethics probe. CNBC. \n\nOh that’s what did it for you? It wasn’t it’s a great time to buy then cancelling Tariffs for 90 days. Or lying and saying you’re making a deal with countries when you’re not. This has to go down as the most corrupt administration.
She's a 3 but gets a check from the government every month 
Rodger that
Quitters never win lets sell the house 🏠
guidance will be shit
Idk what is more retarded. Buying puts when everyone is bullish or buying calls at the top 
The kind of layoffs to get to that number would mean record profits across the SP500. Stocks fucking go up.
This is a safe space
i didn’t know art of the deal was abstract fiction
Next week might be a better week for you and you got until the 9th
Like America plans anything these days 😂
Why would he report himself to the police
This better be a $100k and free pizza home. Because some of these boomers are trying to sell a cereal box sized turd for $800k when the actual value is more like $20k and a subway sandwich. and NOT a footlong. Some of them deserve to receive the craziest lowball offers ever construed
the only thing that can save my 5/9 SPY puts is if we enter ww3 before the DTE.
As a 25` bear, i agree
Stocks only yo up bro 
The difference between Enron and Tesla is that Tesla will be bailed out by the US government. 
Casey jones you better, watch your speed
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With remote operators. According to the waymo website anyway.
King. 
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You already have a bet going - SPY to 520.0 before 26-Apr-2025 06:28 AM -05
!banbet
Atlanta’s GDP model counts precious metals such as gold towards imports and exports, the BEA (official number publisher) does not.\n\nThere has been a massive influx of gold to the US in face of tariffs, resulting in a massive trade deficit against the US in Q1 and weakening the GDP number.\n\nhttps://www.linkedin.com/pulse/gdp-forecasters-some-gold-doesnt-glitter-atlantafed-fxb2e
I would have not been. But I switched to calls and lost it alll. Last time I listen to wsb /s
She's a 10, but she called jpow a major loser 
He good
Atlanta’s GDP model counts precious metals such as gold towards imports and exports, the BEA (official number publisher) does not.\n\nThere has been a massive influx of gold to the US in face of tariffs, resulting in a massive trade deficit against the US in Q1 and weakening the GDP number.\n\nhttps://www.linkedin.com/pulse/gdp-forecasters-some-gold-doesnt-glitter-atlantafed-fxb2e
15
I agree, but he'll lie and say they made a deal. Then when it comes out that he's a lil bitch, he'll cry and shit on the market again.
damn, and here I thought I was going to be able to buy SPY at 400 someday.
You say this everytime\n\nStill waiting for the 2020 recovery to crash
Im going to try a new trading strategy next week. When I think a stock is gunna go up, buy calls. When I think it’s going down, buy calls. Will update everyone when I’m back from my banbet
Reminder that it’s not too late to get into RKLB
That sounds promising. It’s a good company but has profitability issues. I think a few far dated ATM calls might be worth it! Where do you find out about stocks with insider trading?
Cable news: AI will destroy google search business\n\nGoogle: Invented the transformer, has Nobel prize winning AI scientist, easiest path profitability through AI\n\nMarket is dumb as shit sometimes
Why do sad
you tryna get high on cocaine?
The absolute state of ber 
Is the pope a virgin? Or they got laid secretly?
I only learn from my own mistakes! they have to be painful... I'm diamond handing these puts into oblivion over cashing out for a loss. the kicker is i was up 100% and wanted more! Imagine how high it goes on some actual good news.
No. It's just a component of the justification I noticed you left out.
Anecdata in shipping is fucking horrendous.\n\n\nMaybe it's a mango blip, maybe it's not
Oh lord
How is this "rigged"? You bought OTM short-dated calls, they didn't hit.
haha yes he’s speaking on Air Force One right now.
Bro fuckin SAME 😭🥲
🤭🤭
Prolly a virgin 
The Tesla video announcing robotaxis had a driver. And the announcements today mentioned hiring hundreds of drivers right?\n\nYou're thinking of waymo in San Fran. They have remote operators.\n\nMy tin foil hat theory is that the austin robotaxi is just to get people to see how little an operator has to touch the wheel in fsd. You need an operator sitting there doing nothing for the advertisement to work.
Thought it would.be Navarro and or Nutsack but who knows.\n\nGyna hates that guy... don't think they'll even think of dealing until he's gone... if at all.
he's the funniest dude out there right now
Almost 14% 🥲
Listen.. I don't play earnings..\n\nBut HOOD will show massive inflows / revenue growth. \n \nTheir customers trading accounts..... Not so much. 
I’d say they’re getting $CUKed by Tangerine Palapatine right now, so possibly? But then again, shouldn’t you inverse WSB?
i picked up some gld today, that's about all I'm comfortable
Did this actually get asked? That's comedy gold.
She’s an 11 then
Fuck boat club
It’s +50% in 5 months.
Always thankful for those who have yet to learn that it's unprofitable to hold options overnight.
13
Chicken Little was right tho :^)
not bang?
Sell that shit right now. We're in a full-on cope rally, a recession by Q3 is all but guaranteed. I doubt we'll be seeing 600 again til 2027 at the earliest.
Atlanta’s GDP model counts precious metals such as gold towards imports and exports, the BEA (official number publisher) does not.\n\nThere has been a massive influx of gold to the US in face of tariffs, resulting in a massive trade deficit against the US in Q1 and weakening the GDP number.\n\nhttps://www.linkedin.com/pulse/gdp-forecasters-some-gold-doesnt-glitter-atlantafed-fxb2e
She’s a 10 but she smokes Marlboro red
##HOURLY REMINDER THAT FORESKIN DESERVES A FAIR SHOT
Jealousy
Why are these tinder girls so clingy I got one flowers on a second date and she gave me house keys before I left the next morning, like wtf woman.
Metro Detroit here- the manufacturers are forcing TONS of inventory on the dealers right now\n\nThey have to rent parking lots and storage for them \n\nOnce they finally say enough is enough, then we will see the reckoning
Why can’t I get that Greatful Dead song “Casey Jones” out of my head
Starting to believe tsla will never be defeated 
That’s why I learned about them in the first place. Now I’m here
Yes, Theta is going to burn you over the weekend.
Why WSB is so anti MSTR is beyond me
So many concepts of deals being made rn
You better hope trump has been giving bs about trade talks with China. If a deal is struck, it doesn’t end well for your options.
Apple put? right?
Yes, they are being collected. You can see reports on duties collected at customs. Also, ships turning around shipments because the tariffs are too high.
My dog literally stays at one spot the whole time while I’m at work. Like from 8 to 5. No water, no food, no piss, just lying under the chair all day….
I lost like $30 but I bet we're feeling the same percentage 🥲
They're profiting greatly from the whole thing. \n\nI did NOT see a South Korean/Japanese/Chinese trade alliance coming. \n\nMix that with the EU and Canada strengthening economic ties to fill the void the US exiting is leaving. \n\nAnd them stepping in to gain good-will in Africa from the disappearance of USAID. \n\nThey're set to become the next top superpower so long as they don't mess this up.
rip dawg
all we need is an india deal, loosened tariffs on china, china making 1 phone call, or some other odd agreement (or maybe an auto exemption). The spy downtrend was broken through today, just 1 piece of good news will push us past 560 next week.
Ahhh another one those 30 male college student loss porn posts , Go back to school lol.
AAPL here 🫡
7 insiders for a total of 100k shares in the past month, most of which in the past 3 days. Feels like a target price of $7.50-$10 3-6 months from now type of thing though.
Lmao Rick Rule is not a YouTuber, he’s a legendary billionaire investor with 40 years experience in commodities. And no he is only providing insight on the resource sectors, he did not recommend those stocks to me. I personally selected those stocks based on their valuation at time of purchase and potential for return and future growth. I expect both to be ten-baggers from my price of purchase.
Well right before closing all I know is I was up 43 before closing then they had earnings after hours it shot up to like 170 ish I was up 300 plus on both of my calls then closer it got towards open (TODAY) it started dumping
Microsoft's stock was notoriously way down for like a decade straight.
RIP bro
Hungry Howie's cheese pizza.
Having an island in most countries (outside of the northern hemisphere) is less than $50k.\n\nYou just need to be able to understand the local culture after making a commitment. You're just projecting a lot rn in your comments.\n\nSeriously, just leave the US. You're clearly unhappy there, so take your money and gamble on wsb elsewhere buddy 
Bring back the opium dens and whorehouses!
7 DTE Puts on AAPL here we go
Yeah, the market seems downright delusional.
So thats why this week was green. Everyone next week is exit liquidity
Woosh. Guess I’m one of the dumb ones
#Monthly reminder: 👉👌🛥️♣️
No shit
I'm getting more important at work and it's ruining my life. \n\nI just want to watch SPY in peace.
Google actually destroyed earnings and was one of the only ones with an upbeat earnings call, lol.
I dont do options but im still a few weeks away until i can conplete my nvda goal. Hope we go red again for a few more weeks so i can keep buying
Yes. Weak-knees Donny folding like a lawn chair.\n\nBessent is gonna be the fall guy.
Surreal bar
Royal Caribbean puts ?
He's a 10 but he's afraid to call first.
Honestly. Calls for the next week. Mr. Tango needs to brag about he brought the market to an all time high
sauce on that?
He was kinda close
Strong economy /s
Overheard at the funeral: "Ya so did you see what JD did to the Pope? You best make a deal this week."
wednesday and thursday after close are meta, microsoft, amazon, and apple earnings, right around that data release
Give it 3-6 months
Half my sold calls this week are ITM. They also don't expire for weeks, so I'm not sweating yet. Have a good weekend degenerates. I'm going to get stoned and play video games like the big kid that I am.
Pump continues next week, ATH inbound, we don’t care about tariffs, we’ll just pump it anyway 
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At its lowest it was still up like 74% on a one year chart. April 2024 -April 2025.
I think I have more fun betting on sportsball than stocks!
The one time he chooses not to lie 
Report to the cops for that they’ll reward you with 30k
People be like, "Historic buying opportunity \*checks notes\* 8% from ATHs!" 
What happened!
“I just fucked a cup of water”\n\n“I did”\n\nYoung Thug *2022*
Convincing yourself that leasing a car is a good financial decision is ultimate brain dead behaviour
“Good enough to screenshot” and all that…
Reciprocal tariffs back on next week? China tariffs reaching upwards of 40,000% next week?
Easiest 5 mins before close Friday to slam calls with 2/3 weeks time. Going to enjoy earnings next week.
Then why is it only up 1 percent? It was 167 last night and 166 earlier today. But went down all day. Why?
I was going to celebrate with don julio if these options printed today. Im drinking margaritaville tonight 
I expect TSLA loss porn you cowards 
My dead grandma's earning is better than Tesla's
There is no universe in which i would have held these over the weekend.
Cant wait for the deviation this weekend, stay tuned.
Buls are so cocky just cause the market is green for a few days. I'll just remind you if 🥭 didn't pull his Tariff stunt SPY would be 650 rn.\n\nBut yeah, the recession is cancelled 
Is 'Sentiment 'change' code for 🥭 blinking?\n\nAnd I don't think Gyna wants a deal at all... they can suffer a lot more than we can dude.
Got some spy 540 PUT for Monday, I hope Trump will tweet something stupid 🤞🏻
The Atlanta Fed GDPNow tracker is not accurate due to the way precious metal trade is calculated, as can be read here:\n\nhttps://www.atlantafed.org/blogs/macroblog/2025/04/23/the-switch-changing-conditions-behind-new-gdpnow-model\n\nBasically, the only reason the current estimate is so low is due to a massive importation of gold recently (due to tariff uncertainty). Even the “gold-adjusted” GDP forecast is likely to be pessimistic due to ignoring other precious metals such as silver.
Damn guys, this dude’s dick is definitely bigger than ours. 🤣 nah but congrats on the gains man.
Expected GDP is already negative, the market doesn't care about fundamentals. It acts like whatever bullshit trade deals happen 1) tariffs will be removed (they won't), 2) the trade deal would magically fix whatever was wrong in Mr. Tariffs head (it won't).
🥭 gonna solidify so many deals in Italy… they’re gonna start calling him THE MERCHANT OF VENICE.\n\nSPY 565 EoM
Username checks out
You mean twitter stock?
⚠️
how many ppl do you have to watch go bust before you learn that you do not short elon?
Gold gang watching from Uranus
Bring on the puts 
down 30k gambling and my talking stage just told me she got groomed at 16
Been buying more Puts all day
#Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/IWasBornAGamblinMan made a bet that SPY would go to 555.0 within **1 day** when it was 548.316 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)
I’M not addicted to options. YOU’RE addicted to options 
Yup it’s back my calls went up 1500% today 🤣
Yeah, I mentioned that VIX cooled off to 24 when we had Liberation Day.
Get rich quick or get poor quick, 90% of them (including me) go the latter
I made 140% on my first call trade today. It was like 30 bucks but green is green 😎
No
Still waiting for that 450 crash bears were sure of
🥭 should be nominated for Best Actors at the Oscars. He knows how to keep the 7 billion audience engaged everyday and never get bored. Everytime the plot starts to drag and you are ready to press fast forward, he will scare the crap out of you. He is spending 4 years to show to Meryl Streep why she is overrated.
20%? The closest expiry is May 9. The rest are months out. Theta won’t do nearly that much over a weekend at this point.
What did you learn?
maybe I dipped a toe back in 🐂
Posts like this are just weird. I mean you might be correct, but why would you make this prediction without articulating a reason why you believe the valuation will drop? Who are you trying to convince?\n\nAlso, the image hardly seems appropriate. Tesla's stock price has already taken a huge hit this year. If people were shorting or buying puts over the course of the past three months, they've most likely already been profitable. \\nThe image is only appropriate if you started buying puts a few weeks ago.
Blackmail video not worth the risky poop
Is this the guy who said inflation is transitory? 
gm's know ball, and he ain't that good. probably the most over-hyped player i've seen in a long time.
Save me Obi-Wan, you’re my only hope.
I understand now 
Who is Lemon?
4 real?
“If I shoot up your college, ain’t nothing to it…gangsta rap made me do it”\n\nIce Cube *2008*
If the administration is signaling that their sentiment on tariffs is changing, then there is definetly a catalyst there - Regardless if the deals have happened or not.
Maybe his mom sucks at football
keep me posted
He shouldn't it'll make him look weak
You have no idea how easy it is to make money 
Weekend isn’t going to have much effect time-wise, and no one knows what’s going to happen over the weekend to the underlying securities. Sure, hold. Could be good.
Upvote this if you’re holding calls over the weekend.
For the last few weeks, there was only 1 day to profit a lot from Tesla puts and if you don't sell you're fucked. I know I've been playing Tesla puts..
people posting their shitty $500 gains 
A way out of this gigantic mess that he created and pissed all of his owners off with.
So orange is a bust? Cuz he's the top bear lol reason puts paid to begin with
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🥭: What is wrong with NFL owners, are they STUPID? Deion Sanders was a great college football player, and was even greater in the NFL. He’s also a very good coach, streetwise and smart! Therefore, Shedeur, his quarterback son, has PHENOMENAL GENES, and is all set for Greatness. He should be “picked” IMMEDIATELY by a team that wants to WIN. Good luck Shedeur, and say hello to your wonderful father!\n\n
Are we even collecting any new tariffs yet? How do I figure that out?
A guy at work who sold his 401k when spy at 370ish and went cash just said he’s ready to buy back in 😂 GG bulls
Same 😩
TSLA did not lose its earnings due to a recession but because they shot themselves in the face.\n\nWait until the tariffs + uncertainty + total circus that is happening at the white house show on all US companies quarterly results...\n\nThis does not happen overnight, more and more goods will raise in price, people will gradually be laid off and have less to consume/invest/will default, global purchase power will shrink, this will gradually increase over the next few months.
Someone in the company bought 10k shares recently? That sounds promising. I don’t know much about NEOG but I’ll take a deeper look sometime. Thanks
$11k
Same here, loaded up on June puts and market kept rallying 
Bottom is in now lol
my bias has been bearish, but you go with what the market gives you.
Tesla's solution isn't general. They are backing off that now. In the recent earnings call Elon talked about how they'll likely need "localized parameters" for different locations. Hence why they are training specifically on Austin before rolling out. The Austin model parameters are highly overfit to that location.\n\n>"It's increasingly obvious that there is some value to having localized set of parameters for different regions and localities" - Elon\n\nFederal requirements don't negate state requirements. The federal government can provide guidelines for states who don't want to come up with their own. The power is typically given to the states in these situations by the Constitution.\n\nI think you're overstating the long term profitability of static grid batteries. The players who control the battery supply and production will control that market long term. They have pricing power over Tesla. We will see the same exact thing as what's happened with EVs. A race to the bottom on profitability as production catches up with demand.
Yea, I’d either get punched in the fucken face every day or make a lot of friends every day 
Gratz man, just remember to learn and enjoy it. The more you take emotion out of trading the more you’ll win. Godspeed
You mean like Microsoft 20-30 years ago? How's microsoft doing these days?
$1802/42.5% of what i gambled \n\nAnd thats when i decided to be a happy delirious bull yesterday afternoon and bought 4 lotto calls for today, and one yolo qqq call after opening that did not work out after the afternoon meeting and subsequent drop 🤡\n\nI got vix 35 and 32 calls for July, a really cheap TSLQ put (inversed myself), and a Robinhood $60 call that's up 15% so far going into next week
This casino needs better bouncers.
Hey bro, I'll totally buy 100 shares of that stock for this price, like totally promise. Here, take 1% up front no questions just take it, but you have to promise no matter what you'll sell them to me for this price. Well now that that agreement is profitable let me sell it to someone who can actually buy 100 shares at the price for more then my original downpayment. Wait, stocks can go down too? Please, somebody pay more than I did! PLEASE! God, no, that was my rent...
Dude...don't put all your eggs in one basket
I believe this but remember the market was pumping hard right before liberation day happened. Anything could happen.
that's fine. You can still buy at ath. 
I don’t think Xi is going to let mango off the hook so easy.
I made 1800 this week, lost 200 on a TSLA gamble put.
In dollar terms - 70k
$1 Is much?
Don't
Look at it this way.\n\nGyna and Murica can't even agree if they're talking... and we expect a trade deal to happen?\n\nGive me a fucking break.
Putting two and two together.... SAIA trucking was down 30% today. Means no business because nothing is getting delivered
I think they shot that mofo in the back of the WH LOL
I'm hedged so actually green but pretty much flat. TeslaQ was rough owning today. Won't really see the negative effects of tariffs for a bit since companies still have stocked items but once they raise prices spurring inflation along with massive job loss the economy will be in shambles. Stocks could still go up since company profits aren't directly tied to the whole economy but I find a recession odds at more than 50%
Victory for whom? I don't care if the US is obliterated, but people are delusional thinking other countries will just catch up because 🥭 is in office.
Did I miss the memo about recession cancellation?
3 1/4’s at least.
Love how already in this thread the article in WSJ outlining the general approach America is planning to take in negotiations has already been interpreted both bullishly and bearishly lol
https://www.bloomberg.com/markets/economic-calendar
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Bought calls on every company on my watchlist.
Eh, my opinion has no relation to the stock price or profitability. I just don’t like flying them.
where was the 0.1% gdp growth?
Yeah...that'll do it alright 💰=> 🔥
Yeah it is…. Nothing has exactly changed the past week but yet the market has pumped. There are no deals, China has all exports to the U.S haulted and we will soon watch the fed hold off on rate cuts. Right now the Q1 earnings look like a lot of promise and hope is in store for 2025. Until all of this tariff nonsense actually has an impact, then it will be “omfg recession is here” and the insiders will have bought their puts a week ago. Watch spy pump to almost $600. Then that rug is getting snatched
Peter Retarrdo goes MIA for a week and we pump 8% no surprise
Pick sanders immediately!
The Atlanta fed is always negative
They were good they beat earnings
All the high school kids are out of school EST and CST now, doom posting about USA
Quite
an off-ramp
Still not buying anything in this market I’m spooked
DIX shows massive Dark Pool buys today and yesterday.. The tariff jig is up.\n\nPut my DIX in your mouth.
If you’re a bear, the player your team picked in the first round is going to turn out to be a bust. Guaranteed.
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It’s time boys. DUMP ETTT
no idea. i'm not convinced empty shelves next month is "priced in" but then again I also didn't think Tesla would go up 10% today
dead cat bounce?
I'm living happily on my private island. You should have made enough money here to buy one if you've been here for over 2 years. \n\nBut if you're in the US, stop shitting on the very thing that allows you to exist, or get out and see how you do on your own. \n\nTLDR: you hate the US so grow a pair and challenge yourself. If you can't then stfu
LOL let's see this weeks profit bud 
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Or 30 years
Didn’t it already come out yesterday?
%30 of its business rely on Gyna. AMZN will go down
Idk, my put profit from last 3 months says otherwise
Right. And then someone tweets something and all of your calculations and designs go out the window.its gambling. Unless you're the house, or you have an inside edge, or you're cheating, it's a coin toss
you mean you do not talk to your mama like this?
yes
Flossed so hard my tooth filling came out. Flexing on these dentist hoes.
someone school me on this. \n\nif he paid 5.90 and it closed today 4/25 at $161.96 \n\nhe made $161.96 -155.00 = 6.96 -5.90 cost = 1.06 per share \*100= 106.00 per contract \*300 contracts \n\n31,800 is what he profited. he made 17.96% return on capital \n\n \nwhere is my mistake? \n\nthanks
Bruhs does fufu taste good?
Take your money and burn half of it
> look out for the next opportunity… and let me know too haha\n\nThe insider trading on NEOG has piqued my curiosity
That's why I sold some calls today
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Powerball and mega have raised their prices to $5 a ticket, inflation is definitely sticky.
what is he begging for?
And so what
what was the bull case 2008? What was the bull case 2020? they always find a way to bail the rich people out.
https://preview.redd.it/bru7hht8v1xe1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef35ba5fe9eedc62ecf13630829efcf2094be518
What are your predictions for, say, May? Do you believe it’s a gradual rise from here?
Didn’t work
4 straight days of Green under this administration?! 
WallStreet has bull statue not a bear statue - that’s the bull case
That's the only reasonable explanation or irrational exuberance before a real market crash when none of us expect it
Who the fuck let you have an account
I’m going to become a weed baron\n\n
Someone explain how to trade options in short jist 🫩
its gonna come back right
Thanks for the reply man. I agree with you. Should resist the temptation and stick to investing or swing trading.
“You said you’ve spoken to Xi many times. Has that been since you took office”\n\n🥭 : I’m not going to answer that 
Can you share your thoughts with the classroom?
I could only hope to achieve
*TRUMP LAYS OUT TARIFF ROADMAP TO STREAMLINE TRADE TALKS: WSJ\n\n*US OFFICIALS PLAN TO CONDUCT STAGGERED TRADE NEGOTIATIONS: WSJ\n\nhe's begging lmao, wonder how long Xi will let him stew
10k
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fml 
I really have no further thoughts or predictions on the matter. Im just a twenty something with some DCA accounts who has years to wait and probably like 8 more recessions before I even think about retirement. Very interesting stuff indeed tho.
😂Guys like him are so delusional, keep spewing out the same nonsense until they finally have a red day then claim “I called it!”
No ones real life interactions would be at all like what we type on WSB. Anyways I hope all the Bulls and even the Bears have a good weekend
No one really knows. I think people are just trying to understand the forward thinking nature of the markets and why it’s rallying. \n\nIs there something retail is missing? Why did markets rally so much in light of negative news? Did earnings really outweigh the noise?
TSLA gain posts ... 
Boolish.
LOL as if bols weren’t in here for months talking shit about a Great Depression.  Bers think they are so fucking smart, but are usually wrong. Up and to the right bitchassgeyber 
Good points, but we'll see what happens to JetBlue when they release earnings next Tuesday.
You obviously missed the joke. Dumber than the average programmer.
"N-no you guys don't get it!! We're still in the worst economy ever!!! SPY should be at 35!!!! People in the streets, USD worth nothing!!" - 🌈🐻\n\nFuckin' delusional; stocks always go up 🇺🇸
Yeah I can’t believe TQQQ bounced from $40 to $50 this week. We need to go down a lot further. And yes $20 is the entry point to load the boat on TQQQ. \n\nThe pattern on SOXL shows that it will ride the bottom for like 90 days before going back up, so I’ll dabble with some call option Leaps on SOXL for now while I wait for TQQQ to dip further. \n\nCURE is interesting. Not leveraged like the others but health care is going to get wild in the coming years. You’re practically revamping my watch list, man! Thanks 🙏
Rebalance fees are worse than couple month TE theta
The actual transcript of the conversation that came out today:\n\n>**Reporter:** Will you call President Xi if he doesn’t call you?\n\n>**Trump:** No.\n\n>**Reporter:** You won’t?\n\n>**Trump:** Nope.\n\n>**Reporter:** Has he called you yet?\n\n>**Trump:** Yep.\n\n>**Reporter:** When did he call you?\n\n>**Trump:** He's called. And I don't think that's a sign of weakness on his behalf.\n\n>**Reporter:** But you would think it’s a sign of weakness if you called him?\n\n>**Trump:** I don’t–I just look—\n\n>**Reporter:** Well, what did he say?\n\n>**Trump:** If people want to–well, we all want to make deals. But I am this giant store. It's a giant, beautiful store, and everybody wants to go shopping there. And on behalf of the American people, I own the store, and I set prices, and I'll say, if you want to shop here, this is what you have to pay.\n\n([Source](https://time.com/7280114/donald-trump-2025-interview-transcript/))\n\n
Made cash this week and ordered a pizza life is good friends
Stonks only go up 
*Everything*
Brother we day trade not over the weekend trade
Only profitable from subsidies though. Without credits they lost money this quarter
computer programmer and you only have less than 20k?? You shoulda have at least 2m by 40 now
You’re not wrong. At all. Another instance saying “I want x” and has no fucking clue about what that involves.
Hopium and delusion
So you put 800k on these babies thanks to this boomer youtuber?
chat are we cooked?
Bers how much have you lost this week
Better than Teslas but what do earrings matter.
Say thank you you fuckers
$SOFI guidance will be shit. Tariffs will lead to fears of a recession, increased consumer prices, and weakened demand, which in turn undermines SoFi’s business model that relies on consumer spending and debt repayment. Also, delinquency rates on loans will increase, raising concerns about loan repayment capabilities in a 🥭 stressed economy. $SOFI will tank!
Thank u everyone\n\nI got patrolled by theta when it was recovering and then got greedy after i broke even again and eventually my way too low stop loss kicked in\n\nMy yolo calls I bought yesterday were always doomed after this interview i think\n\n"we still have high tariffs, whether it's 20% or 30% or 50%, on foreign imports a year from now, will you consider that a victory?\n\nTotal victory. "
Mango gonna talk about the ground minerals soon. MP 
Yea, that’s what convinced me it’s going to be red soon.
low effort, low IQ ragebait
No one’s telling you to hold for 1 year lol
from the news i read, china said " hell no to talks " reuters.com www.reuters.com (https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/china-waives-tariffs-some-us-goods-denies-trumps-claim-that-talks-are-underway-2025-04-25/)\n\n \nhowever best of luck to both you and i , i still like my bull friend
Reminder that initial estimate of first quarter GDP comes out next week… regardless of any trade deals… this rally may not last
I think you will get crushed by Iv drops.
Market so green everyone forgot the US dollar was taken behind the shed and shot 
My thoughts exactly based on all I've heard this week and that was why I went long again.
What the hell is the bull case for the economy? Lmao
I’ve heard the first hundred million is way harder
I sold my tsla 300 hundo call for next week
We're the Google earnings that bad? I thought they were good
That's not true, our company has programmers in india because they are cheaper than us so I am certain they earn even less than we do
I don't think the market is sober either but that's beside the point.
I mean it literally does the only stocks that are going up are 100 pe story themes
Leave
Too late, I couldn't anticipate the lies and didn't play by the rules.
I did. Down 20% 😂 gonna average more but wouldn't be surprised if it hits 300 before a big drop
imagine being a bear and thinking you are the sane one. 
So let's say AMZN comes out with a coin, or META comes up with a coin, and suddenly 2 billion people have brand new bank accounts, why would you keep bitcoin
Dumber than an average person? Are you talking IQ or common sense? I’d have to say I strongly disagree with that statement. Perhaps you were exaggerating for dramatic flair. If I had to pick any random programmer or any random person on the street to help me solve a challenge I’d certainly pick a random programmer every time.
retail is in tits deep, if the tide has turned it wouldn't be a secret
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Hope yall have a good weekend  see yall Monday
New twisted frosties
Their spirits were sunken and low,\n\nTheir bags weighed more than a ton,\n\nThere was neither sign nor show\n\nWhen the Bull began his run\n\nThe shills were shilling wall to wall,\n\nThe gig was up; they'd had their fun,\n\nAnd every short got a margin call,\n\nWhen the Bull began his run\n\nThe candles green came fast and tall,\n\nEach wick was bold, quick to stun,\n\nHis eyes burned red, and his horns did maul,\n\nWhen the Bull began his run\n\nNow fortune smiles upon the neet,\n\nHis bags of gold gleam in the sun,\n\nDoubters dream of his balance sheet,\n\nAnd every bear is left with none\n\nSINCE THE BULL BEGAN HIS RUN
While Clinking monster cans
I disagree because of two reasons. 1 tesla general AI solution basically works out of the box (probably they need to change some behaviors and rules per state) and inital testing should be fast. 2. State approval just got much easier with the news that the new administration loosened safety requirements for self driving (reason for the stock to go up?) so that bottleneck just got much easier.\nI'm not sure what you mean by maintenance infrastructure. \n\n\nTesla battery systems are closely tied to energy demand, I think you are downplaying Tesla here. Batteries are an integral part of modern energy infra, especially as renewable energy increases.\n\nAgree with the rest.
Thats all you were worth man 🥲
It was 17 and it got exercised this morning at 5am … how is that possible @ 5 am
You are still in control. By holding on to them you get to choose HOW much you lose when you sell.\nHope that helps.
Gains are gains, make sure to capitalize
Outside of the eagles and ravens, yes
tqqq. only like 15k
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All of the tsla retard bols coming out of their cave after being fucked endlessly to support their retarded god Elon. Gotta love this market
Here comes the dump, boys...2 days early. FULL. PORT. PUTS! Monday am! L F G!!
But I had 558 spy puts that I sold at open 
What's ridiculous is all the big banks and hedge funds buying and propping it up. I understand retail getting grifted especially with all the Elon sycophants, but I expect better of big money
80s dark fantasy Ai art is my shit
When did you buy? What was your price?
whatever bulls, we all know you're not buying a Cybertruck with your call profits
1-2 times. Always usually a goodnight ritual but sometimes early morning to get outta bed 
Fuck me… I’m just gonna leave that one lol
Google announces blowout earnings while distracting everyone from their seemingly guaranteed anti-trust case moving forward and breaking up waymo from Google.
I’m not ber but no deals have been made.. why is it going up? Did everyone just forget about tariff
My guess on the 4% week:\n\nEveryone that matters already knows more than we do, this administration has been feeding information to the market (multiple sources have confirmed this). \n \nMy guess is everyone already quietly knows that the tide has changed on tariffs. The rest of us will "officially" find out long after the train has left.
SQQQ has been like riding a sybian
Man, I needed this confirmation that my puts aren't cooked
Call credit spreads for SPY it is
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Trump is lying. Trump will also try to make the lie true.
Yeah we are on wall street BETS not utter nonsense schizoposting, there's another sub for that
cnbc glazing tslr crazy. can't one logical talking head just look in the camera and say "folks, it's a shitcoin" 
China has to give him general tso’s chicken for free with 2 extra fortune cookies 🥠. Otherwise he not folding. He was very much adamant about the cookies.
You can try to change your mentality, less about get rich quick schemes. Spend more time in the market, buy some SPY shares and just sit on them for a bit. Or use the wheel method to leverage cash to sell puts, then sell calls with those shares.\n\nOr continue in the Wendy's drive-thru
We’re so back bitches 
Good one
Spy $565 at open on Monday possible ?
Literally is
Bulls are so confident. Their fate is coming soon. I don’t know how soon. But soon. I’ll ride SQQQ until I have to sell my house. As always, FUCK BOL