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| There's no inflation here, nope none at all. It's normal to mint new 1T dollar companies every day. Perfectly sustainable |
| So who here is the biggest regard? |
| The only thing keeping prices stable is us basically depleting our reserves my dude |
| Keep feeding the RCAT kitty |
| JOBY to $20 |
| Feels like a dump is coming. \nThere, that was your dump, go eat it up. |
| They fucked each other 🤷♂️ |
| The department of hype and memes |
| so many opportunities damn |
| https://preview.redd.it/bwm098rlnw3h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adfe58b33f3fd8d903d7c110c51c3b2947f7b147 |
| Nvidia must be accepting payments in 🌽 |
| yup, i've seen enough for today, bai |
| His first word was bottleneck. |
| Spy was 747 overnight lol |
| My Ford investment from 3 years ago has finally gone green lmao |
| Do I hold my PATH calls through the IV crush and hope for earnings or sell +40% now |
| Everybody has been trying to figure out how to get cities to want data centers , and no one stopped to think what if we rgb them until this week. CRSR to the moon |
| Don Jr on the board so ik it’ll pump |
| Elon Musk’s AI company, xAI, is actively building massive data center complexes on Earth in the greater Memphis, Tennessee area, and is planning a record-breaking $20 billion facility in Mississippi. |
| On 0dte’s you belong here. Expecting loss porn tomorrow or next week. |
| The world's thinnest paper is a handmade Japanese *washi* called **Tengucho.** Tengucho is so delicate it is often referred to as "the wings of a mayfly". \n \ni think about this when i remember i bought and sold AMD back since it was $50 and never held it longer than a couple of months... |
| Good sir you have failed to use reason |
| Shares? You know where you're at, Boy? |
| The one with the money |
| Bers, I'm gonna let you in on a secret, there's always been bad news. Through all the previous bull runs, ath, and bear markets there's always been reasons you can point to for total collapse. Wars, inflation, yields, gov shutdown, bubble. It's never ending. You'll eventually learn that you're losing money because you're dumb enough to latch onto those traps. |
| When I saw that, i took a quick look at CRSR... unfortunately not enough liquidity to support this trade size at positions that I would buy – the Junes expire too soon for me. Have to go all the way out to November $15 before the market goes into the millions. |
| “The CEO of BlackRock, Larry Fink, admits that the trillions of dollars being used to build data centers and power grids will come from ordinary people's savings accounts and pension funds, and says it is mandatory.\nHe says America needs trillions in Al infrastructure spending, and that people will be forced to ‘invest’ in it.\n‘Much of this will come from savings accounts and pension accounts.’”\n\n\n\nBabe, wake up, everything is bail out the bubble now |
| Alright, so you want to argue in bad faith, throw ad-hominem insults, act like what I said was irrelevant when it's a very relevant point to a bearish thesis (market pricing in perfect Utopian growth for years with zero chance of a stalling in growth or cyclical downturn), and act like your logic is perfect when its flawed itself. Got it.\n\nYou're right about everything. And everyone who disagrees with you is an idiot. |
| MDB $400 calls are $750 lol. Even if it went up 30% more today you’d only breakeven. |
| That's about right. Hell quite a bit of news stories come from reddit. |
| Sometimes the obvious plays are the best ones. |
| Tesla double top |
| You're cooked bro |
| MDB is shady I think you’re going to be right |
| They got granted a license from NOAA to explore |
| Oh so now that I buy calls CRSR wants to be a fucking lemon? |
| The idea that AI tokens cost a ransom could be the thing we need to find the miracle middle where jobs don't get destroyed, and the market doesn't crash because AI is an unprofitable fool show |
| MMs trying to kill 1DTEs. It's range bound between 935-945. If the strait opens officially between today/tomorrow, it will 🚀 |
| right after i finally sold META it immediately recovers 0.5% |
| Crsr!!! |
| Ministry of Propaganda |
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| Server farm pivot |
| I've never commented here. Everything I buy is green. I started making decisions based on this regarded forum. In case you were looking for a top signal...hi |
| What’s the play? |
| Bought 754p for today and tomorrow. Let’s see how the taco plays Iran. \n\nDidn’t make it to the wedding, I don’t expect oil to flow either. |
| Actual Elon stopped building dcs and is renting the existing to others.. |
| cuck kink |
| WHAT A DAY LETS GOOOOO |
| I live vicariously through you now . I wish I didn't have kids |
| lol tell that to Ukraine and Russia |
| Got $1M in NVDA calls |
| Any calls are gonna print |
| Gotta prop your feet up on a stool and connect to your inner caveman 👍google it if you don't believe me lol |
| Any news on SMCI? |
| Enjoy |
| NVDA green. My calls still fucked |
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| Pos better not do another love tap |
| Got in! |
| reddit the company really needs to capitalize on this |
| SPY 1000 |
| Lol financially responsible behavior is now penny pinching? I have a 1.2 million dollar home, several paid off vehicles.\n\n\nAre you now really, seriously, trying to make the case that you have to be up to your tits in car debt or "else youre penny pinching" lol |
| Can I disable PDT protection even though it's not June 4th yet? Well I get in trouble? |
| i have WMT from last year and didnt buy the dip on that one as the range isn't that large but its one of those stocks for me (like COST) that I can just hold and not worry about it. |
| If it was 100k then it’s be cool. But 600k nahh |
| Very concern for ber |
| It legitimately looks like a Nissan leaf |
| When SPY hits 755 the great crash will happen the following day |
| CRSR can’t be held down |
| lol |
| feel like a fucking idiot just not getting calls this morning |
| are you still ber-ing? mango and the fruit army just said it'll be lower than pre-war. lower than ever before |
| Risky. Get DRNZ or Jedi instead |
| So low float means idiots will burn money? Maybe |
| Is CRSR legit or just a fad, I’m considering a few calls |
| What if it splits |
| same for my asts rip |
| It's not my fault. My pussy clamped up and caused me to paperhand |
| MDA going crazy Jesus |
| Why Monday/Tuesday? You think it pulls back? |
| Which branch of the government is Axios? |
| Bears! Wrong again! |
| Tupac is better |
| Wtf MSFT go red. Holding my puts |
| Money going everywhere.... kinda getting concerning |
| Yeah its completely not priced in and youre the very first person to think of this cause you are a genius |
| They are back sleeping underneath the highway underpass. |
| thoughts on umac? |
| looks like a kitchen appliance smh |
| It does this because it knows people don't actually want facts, they want to circle jerk and argue. |
| bers spent the whole night giggling |
| What calls everyone buying? Mdb or dell? |
| Me |
| bers are getting really quiet |
| Amongst all the euphoric buls there the few random gay bers trying to shit on the fun |
| Drowning |
| I have to stop watching NVDA. |
| Yep, long calls on agriculture funds is a play right now, between supply issues and the super la nina its gonna be fucking rough |
| WE’RE SAVED 😂 |
| take out gains and put into META |
| CRSR AI Servers are no joke and Dell earnings tonight will prove the viability of market. Bers fukd. This is new MU |
| Statistically speaking, someone shorted the S&P the very second it first went live lol\n\n |
| Raised him well |
| These companies aren’t innovators. They’re just pathetic overpriced, poorly maintained companies whose future rests in hype cycles, government tax breaks, and a model entirely dependent on adverts towards customers running out of money |
| Autism |
| If you haven’t bought at least 1 share of CRSR today please leave immediately and go to r/valueinvesting |
| Drones are a meme and will get back to flat soon. |
| you are a moron, ngl |
| TODAY SEMIS AND SOFTWARE ARE ALL PUMPING TOGETHER\n\nWE'RE IN THE ENDGAME NOW |
| WHERES ALL THE BEARS FROM THE PRE MARKET? |
| Hopium 👼🏿 |
| Imagine having a ton of money and spending it on the new Ferrari Luce lmao\nYou know money is meaningless when a rebadged Kia is listed for $625k |
| ACMR gonna double |
| Will she pump?? |
| How much more run up left on AMD |
| Ngl, I think every single brain behind a pair of eyes that had the misfortune of seeing it is disappointed. |
| No line numbering either. Margins protruding |
| Can't wait to see where LUNR ends up this week after this massive incoming pump. |
| What if the headlines aren't even for creating good positions, but for saving bad ones |
| The get to sell your credit card information and make some more money along with your subscription fee. |
| Come on $MU, show us your $MU tard strength |
| What's amazing is there are HUNDREDS of stonks up 100%-200% in the past 2 months |
| Y'all realize oil is going to still go up like 40% even after a deal is made right? \n\nLike we're too far behind at this point, it's inevitable |
| Fine. If you say so |
| Is YMCA a stonk |
| well as everything is at an all time high it's not a bad thing. If the purchase is long term then regardless of the all time highs the purchases will increase over time. As long as the stock purchases are diversified and cover several sectors and represent only a small portion of your portfolio (play money not for living on) waiting for the market to drop my be a bad choice. in the end it's all up to you |
| That’s the top berz full port into puts again. It’ll print. |
| I like how the bar has been lowered so much that now rumors of tentative ceasefire agreements are enough to move the market, actual peace agreements are so last week.\n\nIt’s still backwards progress compared to yesterday but fuck it FULL STEAM AHEAD DUMP OIL |
| Feeling quesy about this market. |
| Let’s go nvda join the rally |
| Who else sold their spy calls way too early🙋♂️ |
| NVDA having its first green day since 1921 |
| I sold at 3 on a 50% gain. Missed a good rally. |
| wen spy 757? |
| Yeah let's go |
| > it’s gambling on something that already has a known outcome\n\nDude what do you think insider trading is???\n\n> If there was a market for whether it would rain today and you look out your window and see it raining while the odds are still available is that insider trading lmao\n\nIt feels like you have some fundamental misunderstanding of how markets work... if there was a market for "is it raining" and it started raining outside, the market would almost instantly become 100% raining. Bookies set the initial price but after that the market moves according to where money is placed. You are betting against other gamblers, not the house. The house is getting their cut regardless. |
| the biggest bull trap you ever seen, nothing like it |
| It’s going up |
| KiDS?! I'm the only child in this house... I just have a maid instead of a mom now ahhaha... I wish I was kidding. |
| People ruined stackoverflow before AI did.\n\nThe people on it were pretentious as fuck and would also regularly close questions with unrelated questions from 10 years ago where the answer was some bs like "You need to start over with a different programming language entirely". |
| for the amount of risk involved, it's definitely retarded |
| Anyone every have those poops where it feels like it stuck. Like not constipation, but it’s just inches from coming out but decided to stop after you’ve already pooped. |
| How do I learn this power? |
| Whoever mentioned KEEL last night, you the goat |
| MU bols geting IV crushed....lmao |
| Shocked AAPL is dropping today |
| My 102 year old grandfather has kept his stock notes and performances in the same type of notebook for almost 60 years. Not a dig. Just saying it's a well established practice. |
| dude they wont even let it dip 50 cents |
| What drives a bear to buy puts when the president has calls ? |
| Le tits now? |
| MU baby slow down 😍 |
| It's just a beginning! |
| Nice! You picked the best ones for sure. Enjoy your moment |
| I need amd to crash so I can dump hella cash into it and just forget about it |
| Your kids will thank you for all the investments when they inherit it after destroying your body with that salty ramen crap lol |
| Someone didn’t get in |
| I can tell when MU is going to rip or dip based on how hard it is to get my fills in lmao |
| Why didn't you sell at the WB sale bullshit pump? NFLX was always going to go down |
| if you havent gotten in yet theres still time. i just loaded up on 17.5c for june 18 |
| Calls on wti |
| Axios pump? |
| gotta love wall street experts getting on cnbc talking about how much they love trump accounts\n\nis it for the kids future, or for the extra liquidity |
| JOBY lfg |
| They dont know shit |
| Me when I’m retarded and poor |
| Great run |
| It was absurd at 526 or whatever. Now I sleep easy on my racks tonight 😴 |
| RCAT keep going \nHeeeere come kitty come kitty come |
| TMC's newly certified (by NOAA) application is for an additional 122k sq km of sea floor. Their original application was amended from 25k sq km to 65k sq km. And their valuation has still been based on the original 25k sq km. This is a 7.5x differential that has not been priced in yet. \n\n \nI've been sitting in this since February 1st with 30k shares at 6.44 avg. Feels amazing to finally be in the green for the first time since then, and hopefully just a sign of what's to come. |
| Ok zoomer |
| Penguin is not a leader lol |
| Can't stop buying these SOXS $7c. |
| just-out-of-the-money UVIX calls can outyield SPY puts by a massive margin. |
| Should’ve listened appl pooping |
| A lot of it is flowing into a smaller group of companies as they drive most of the index performance |
| Same bro. 2 weeks of this shit has destroyed my mental health and port |
| They haven't felt anything in a long time |
| ARM is the true goat today |
| yup, puts might not be a bad move here |
| Just don't click the all-time button |
| I can’t believe some of you aren’t making money.\n\nGet in nerds, we’re buying calls at ATHs |
| Lmao, I really managed to buy AMD 1dte’s and sell it at peak two days in a row. Let’s beyblade baby |
| MU will be $2,000 in less than a year |
| Most basic advice oat of course it’ll work |
| Guess we’re going spx 9000 by end of year because it keeps jumping at the same headlines \n\nOr have they set a limit of when it will stop reacting to these repeated headlines |
| Inflation (of expectations) |
| https://preview.redd.it/kfybou5slw3h1.png?width=1062&format=png&auto=webp&s=1650f8f14718dc9b2d84c7c4550f325128c22ebb\n\nI hadn't thought about P in a while but started watching the other day when I saw this post... just added to the watchlist and figured I would wait... welp... who knows how this ends up but, thanks for now WSB.\n\nFor those wondering, I entered this around 70.75 and then it started a small recovery. Since I put this out to July, I'll let it simmer. |
| CRSR here we‘re🔥🔥 |
| In on PATH leaps |
| I am betting on a small bounce back to the 140's. My calls from yesterday have recovered since this morning.\n\nSeems very oversold in the short-term...could bounce and then trickle back to the 120s until next ER |
| RIP China bozos |
| I too remember how nothing has changed since my BlackBerry and dial up internet 30 years ago\n\nI remember ubereats delivering my my pad Thai and Amazon shipping my shampoo to my door because I couldn’t be bothered to go to the mall 30 years ago. /S\n\nYou belong here retard |
| I’ll answer this. No |
| They deserve it for being so negative |
| I make money at job, and invest 75% of it and eat ramen, and have a very high paying job. Your welcome.\n\nEdit: Your thinking of a flowing pipeline, one end to another. It's more of a game of hungry hungry hippos |
| Duh buy reddit stock! |
| Slow melt up all day |
| ChatGPT recommended me TMC so I put a few thousand dollars down. Can’t believe it’s actually working |
| BB ripe for another leg up |
| Finally broke my losing streak. I really needed that and damn it feels good. |
| Good god drone stocks are putting belt to ass on the shorts |
| The entire economy is behaving like its altcoin season. |
| European space sovereignty play makes sense but you're basically betting on politicians to follow through with their promises which is always risky territory |
| Crypto. |
| all the headers are wrong, pls fix by EOD |
| So are these Trump accounts the federal backstop for these AI stonks? |
| This is highly biased by the questions you ask the LLM. I have never had it cite Reddit to me, because I don't use it for such stupid questions. |
| Ya should be a complete overhaul, hopefully people like it. Been in the works for a while.\n\nStill trying to get as many brokerages as possible, i know IBKR won’t work yet but robinhood and others should have no issue |
| CRSR 🔥🙋♂️ |
| Yall ALL THIS IS GONNA GET TACO’D. \n\nIt’s waiting on the Don. This is all fucked. They are setting up positions, then blasting it down. It’s Thursday. War into the weekend. |
| I'm already stuck, so I'll DCA for the rest of us |
| Only reason it hasn’t blasted to $20 yet is because of the share holders meeting today about stock dilution. |
| Who bought msft puts 🫣🫣 |
| Fidelity is gay for shorting. Which broker do you use? |
| My cheap logitech keyboard is way better than my expensive corsair keyboard. For that reason, I'm all in on $CRSR. |
| bondz |
| Amd $509 is absurd |
| Calls on all of this. \n |
| TY for your support. Go buy META so my last 100 contracts can print more bigly. |
| Holding INTU and CRSR🫡 |
| Most Americans disappove of the Iran War and would really disapprove of even more wars of imperialism\n\nDay traders, however, hope there are US tanks in the streets of Ottawa and Tijuana tomorrow morning. Doesn't matter how that goes, just that it goes on and that there's lots of news. |
| NVDA is so primed. 🤌 |
| Omg are bers gonna be okay? |
| NVDA moves like a limp dick |
| Think of really specific areas that you want to know if someone experienced them. People go to reddit |
| Ngl a bit disappointed in Jony Ive on his Ferrari design |
| Why do I even bother reading the charts |
| They just announced a bunch of now deals and revenue is expected to go from 50m to 350m over the next year. Its still cheap enough to buy bulk. |
| Once the CRSR 12.5 calls are in the money expect 🎇 |
| Hope everybody eating good today |
| The market might honestly like a Cuba invasion cause it could indicate a new market will soon be open to US companies |
| Or just buy more and hold for 2-3 years |
| I'm impressed |
| D: |
| Like...in a good way? |
| My newborn just put his Trump account in Micron calls. Proud of him. |
| The real deal will probably crash the market at this point |
| Deal_final_v5_FINAL_tentative_v48.docx |
| My *guess* is we have a sharp drop around 1, but I'm nowhere near confident enough to put money on it |
| They're made to eat ass tho. Like, you'll never think of beaknoses as ugly again. |
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| Smells like a lot of short squeezes happening |
| Just buy anything that flies or just buy flies whatever it will all go up |
| Bruh let me have hope lol |
| My CLOV bagholding days are over 🫡🫡 |
| There's no bigger example of an incoming crash like AMD |
| Also mods r gey |
| laughs nervously |
| No. I want profits right now. |
| My WMT dip buy not doing too hot though |
| I dgaf about your analysis you selling or hodling like a europussy??? Sell that shit.\n\nI looked at Eutelsat and it’s no different than all other lazy European companies. Pretty sure space is over all the continents not just Europe so whoever builds satellites that go everywhere wins.\n\nTake your cash now and ride into the sunset to your vacation home for your 6 week summer vacation |
| Legit Wendy’s workers add more value to the world than the stupid ass ways I make money in this market |
| Yes... thank you. I forgot the name of it. |
| SMCI. Check it out on Monday/ Tuesday |
| Remember when Goldman said this is the lost decade of stocks 🤣 |
| >White House: A tentative agreement has been reached by US and Iranian negotiators, still waiting on Trump's approval.\n\n>12:19 May 28 |
| I forgot I had a thousand shares of TMC. Neat. Why's it ripping? |
| oh we pump on the same news by the White House, that was reported by Axios. still no approval |
| That’s what we said a couple years ago |
| Pmuuuup |
| too late to get in now? |
| Nope |
| Whats your PT? |
| They pulled that out they ass and spammed it 😂😂😂 |
| JEDI cheap asf considering incoming drone money |
| They make dogshit chips and are a failing company. So it only gets 5% a day. |
| CRSR is gonna melt dicks |
| I dunno if you regards can count but that doesn't add up to 100%\n\nAre you fucking getting 208% information here? \n\nfuck yeah short that shit, fucking 3 disinformation bots making 95% of posts with chinese botfarms upvoting those posts to front page ass platform with wallstreet bro subreddit not even able to so simple arithmetics gambling people retirement funds into nonsensical trades. |
| Upvote if gay |
| Please let this finally be the breakout for microshit |
| lulz nvax never ceases to make me laugh |
| The fact that CRSR hasnt dump like mad means its gonna keep running |
| Damn dude, and I thought I was sitting pretty on 440 |
| Dont think of anything and just buy calls on clown stocks |
| Great news |
| You forgot knees and toes regard |
| https://preview.redd.it/fadxywhtlw3h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dee060a95f691fd30c958317d103e1a75a85ee8 |
| SO GREEN |
| if you want to know what will happen with spacex ipo, just look at CBRS |
| Keep going, TSLA you hoe |
| Only 68 more fake peace deal headlines until the real one.. oh.. 67 now |
| lol, good luck. Youre betting against cronyism! |
| nvda up 0.09%? DAMP IT |
| so equities have to go up every single time oil drops |
| CORRECTION IS JUST A BOOMER CONCEPT\n\nSTOCKS ONLY GO UP LMAO |
| Clueless |
| No wonder redditors hate ai. Redditors hate no one more than other redditors...\n\nExcept maybe Twitter users. |
| what in the Alina Habba, every time i look at the chart, its just more green dildos |
| Harambe incident created a branch in the timeline |
| There’s no place like WSB home |
| TSLA is ready to breakout |
| Really? You bought that? |
| hopefully not much longer my man ... im up today. still goin to hold |
| it’s cute that MU and SNDK take turns going nuclear |
| Every time there's a fake war peace deal headline, the market pumps. But when the news turns out to be wrong, the market does not go back down |
| YOu are most likely correct. We are just trying to figure out how long the gov can suppress prices and keep things looking normal before the financial earthquake hits. |
| My god, it's full of gains. |
| Holy. You ready for the 2nd load?? |
| CRSR looking good for another move up, looks very stable so far |
| what's your next move? |
| It’s already up on the pending contract news |
| market is not going to care about a cuba invasion |
| nasty IV crush on my MU calls. |
| Just put the fries in the bag bro. |
| Mfer lost my annual post-tax salary over a weekend\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3leqef6mlw3h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00fa2308ee77ae0c232be381e8558d3e2a16b89a |
| Same |
| How is INTC not up 10% every day??? |
| I don’t know where micron will end up going in the future but I do know with me being invested, it won’t pop 20% in a day again lol |
| i bought in for long hold just because i like to buy dips on these types of things.. |
| Sold calls today going to wait for re entry this stock been nice to me |
| It’s got plenty of room to run over the next couple months |
| Kaleidescopes.\n\nDo you only comment on WSB? |
| NVDA +-0.0000002% for 3 hours 🥀🥀🥀 |
| GEX level? 🤔 |
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| It means that shorters need about 2.6 days to buy back the stock they borrowed and sold. That's assuming no one else buys it in that time... they are forced to buy for whatever the current price is... Basically we gonna see $56-66 range on Monday/ Tuesday |
| !banbet $UUUU +15% 8d |
| PLAB GUH |
| UNH |
| u/zjz u/opinion_is_unpopular\n\nBeen in the works, should have an update soon |
| how the FUCK is it just stuck here at .49 |
| Dell calls? |
| Watch CRSR somehow becomes the new MU |
| Watch out bols, you looking a bit head & shouldery\n\nLmao keep being exit liquidity regarded bols |
| bitcoin\nprice\n\n |
| Wait how do you buy OTM LEAPS in a 401k? Mines a solo 401k that is self directed and I still can’t do that! |
| No worries, we are still talking about the other inflation before Hormuz. That one ist just starting to slowly build up with full blown effects somewhere mid of 2028. |
| flatest 1hr candle of my life |
| Are bears still alive? |
| you came to flex? bro i doubt you even have a dollar in your bank if you are putting out this much small dick energy.... |
| so is 754 just resistance now like wtf |
| Yep |
| ZS saved me today holy Fukk |
| Maybe both. |
| This is true, I door-dashed Wendys to one of the laborers building the bunker. |
| Ok doomer. |
| This guy gets it and if you think it’s a conspiracy well… keep thinking what you’re thinking and letting them win. Either way sp500 to the moon |
| It’s because they don’t need poors to buy shit anymore. AI valuation is because you will no longer need to pay people to have a fake and gay corporate office job to sustain the economy. The big boys are just swinging money to each other, no one cares that Joe Schmo can’t afford groceries because they’ve already profited off of automating his job away. Consumer no longer in the loop for the AI trade it’s just blackrock and vanguard trying to make their assets more operationally efficient |
| Fucking greed is so bad rn |
| CRSR on steroids... LFG |
| 🤣🤣 |
| Spy volume as high as premarket volumes. |
| That’s what happening . Setting as dead cat |
| I mean sure why not. |
| Honestly tomorrow or Monday |
| It only took 3 months but I finally broke even. Can‘t wait for the cuba invasion to put me under again.\n\nMaybe the market will start ignoring his wars like it ignored the tarrifs after a bit |
| Holy shit you're a genius |
| What happen when a hyperscaler say no more memory needed to buy |
| Buddy did you forget your meds |
| Reminder there were people spamming that Crsr was crashing earlier when it was up 20% on the day 😂😂😂😂 |
| Damn, ZS pumping |
| ONDS 💎, has the palantir backing 🏴☠️ |
| “That proves we should lower rates bigly; by 200% or 300%!” — Trump |
| Been saying... |
| MU dump starts in one hour |
| PL earnings next week and SpaceX IPO in June, so space news is on the horizon. |
| [u/OSRSkarma](https://www.reddit.com/user/OSRSkarma/) what happened to linking your robinhood (and other brokerages) account to reddit? I don't want to look at screenshots |
| The fact that some people still work shit jobs actually fucks with my head sometimes |
| CRSR going to need some more strikes after this week |
| Multiply the contract numbers times 100, basically. |
| Op is fake and lgbtq+ |
| Dude… what the fuck are you on about? |
| DJT does make the market fun lol |
| Nvr |
| Theres a top post on the FIRE sub right now about a guy who’s net worth went from 100k to 500k in 5 years and he’s complaining about when do you feel the snowball effect\n\nWe’re at the toppiest of the tops to have ever topped huh |
| How many % are we now? |
| Im almost puking thinking I paperhanded amd at 200. Anyway, im in mu so its gut |
| You still have time for crsr and MU just buy fractional of MU if you have to |
| This is true. They need their own energy source like a nuclear capsule. As long as they have human guards it’s a liability. |
| The reporter from last night went to jail |
| Why can't we all just do spy 0dte and it moon to 1k and we get rich Ez PZ? |
| Which stock? |
| Where is the shadow realm tweet already |
| Corsair guy made 200-300k off 22k\n\nBut it's so fucking funny that some people throw millions of dollars into very short dated calls\n\nI love the degeneracy |
| Gonna be pinned here the last hours |
| They filling up the rocket |
| feels good to hit back to back lottos on CRSR and TMC, didn't put that much in but it is what it is |
| Believe |
| I think I just looked at that an about ago.. lol. Crazy times |
| What a glorious day |
| -3% day wen…im tired boss |
| Skill issue |
| Market needs to Auramaxx |
| They pay their worker more because working at meta has a bad effect on your public image. Yeah, everyone hate meta, even the stock lmao 🤌🏻 |
| fine I bought 500 CRSR shares as well. what's next |
| Yeah my 900c wxp 6/5. Debating on whether its worth it to hold over the weekend. Might sell 2 or 3 out of thr 5 and let the others ride. Idk. |
| Ban bet or gtfo! |
| Buyers must me exhausted, right?. |
| CRSR is looking way to stable to be a pump and dump |
| Buying LUNR when it crashed to $32 on Monday was the easiest $10 I ever made. |
| this chart is complete and and utter bullshit. why is no one talking about the graph being bullshit? the per"cent"ages here add up to 208, and these aren't even all the sources ai uses. and these sources make no sense. google is not a scource. you cannot cite google. google contains websites which can be scources. what the fuck?? and I don't think AI will be citing amazon, Yelp, tripadvisor, or the two below those that often at all, but I guess I can't be sure. I think this graph is probably made by ai with how stupid it is |
| MDA and chill |
| Gonna turn red again in like 5 minutes |
| loading up every RKLB dip & riding em to Valhalla |
| Peace on earth for a thousand years have already been priced in. What are we even looking at? |
| RCAT. Based on patterns we've seen from prior government investments (semiconductors, quantum, rare earth's, etc), plus where 5 analysts are saying this stock should be priced at ($20-$25), expect it to keep driving north for a couple weeks to months. |
| I capitulated yesterday and bought snow calls.\nThat should probably concern you. |
| It is. Soon. |
| It's exactly like 2022. Liquidity drying up and an energy shortage looming. |
| Pretty easy when you pull $7.55 an hour at Wendy's |
| MSFT or NVDA? |
| I only made $60 today 💀 |
| Buy call\n\n\nGo to sleep\n\n\nWake up rich\n\n\nRinse and repeat |
| Hey /u/PNWmud - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: ISR.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| yea no boomer stock |
| 100% since when though? |
| Wtf is with space today |
| I would not mind seeing it at 100; or even 105 |
| I only ask for MU to go up $100 today |
| Bullish on PYPL long term hold, short term shorting BTC |
| NVDIA green. GG bers |
| It's beautiful when penny stocks run. Especially when you hold 130k shares. Makes me feel like a mini-whale, fuck yeah! |
| market: greatest bull run of all time. \n\nMe: can't see green for 3 mins |
| Act 2 is forgetting how taxes work. |
| For a split second I was up 19 cents…it was ecstasy. |
| I fucked up and held through. I’m not doing that again. |
| I should probably do this |
| You really start to get a disconnect with the value of money when you can make more in 2 minutes yoloing into a meme stock than you do for hours of hard, actually productive work… |
| $usar massive govt news incoming. |
| But but goose. 🪿 |
| if we can crack 950 we might be cleared for takeoff, but it's a struggle |
| Literally LOLing here |
| NVDA preparing for liftoff 🚀 |
| Hey now, you can log into $ZOOM to get lectured about how we're wrapping up Q3 with a positive outlook for Q4, and heading into Q1 with a revised market sentiment for the 50 shares you'll receive from your job if you stick around for 4 years. |
| Massive RIP to the guy who sold these calls to you. \n\nImagine underwriting 1,200 Calls at $10 and putting up 120,000 shares as collateral ($1,200,000 value) for $20,000. \n\nThat’s 60x leverage for OP, Jesus fucking Christ.\n\nOne morning you’re up $20,000 in premium, and the next morning you’re down $400,000 in lost opportunity cost. |
| lol up $20K on AMD |
| theta putting me in loss today even with my stocks being up, price action all day today |
| no crash until spacex IPOs and retail is bagholdmaxxing |
| What does that mean |
| Haha 🤣 |
| I bought more when we had that dip to 7 something a week or so ago |
| Ban bet or gtfo. |
| I would not mind to see Crude WTI at 83; or even 80 |
| Intel is a 1t stock. At least. \n\nThank me later. |
| I’m abt 20% cash it pains me to see all these gains when I’m sitting 20% on the sidelines 😭 |
| Then you don't own stocks brother 💀 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Chaba234 made a bet that NVDA would go to 230.0 within **1 week** when it was 219.607 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| V time for space |
| When CRSR moons, do you think I can get my lambo in RGB? |
| why nobody talks about stocks moving up and down 20% daily on investment videos? |
| Dram to the muun |
| 😵💫 |
| Every time CCs are the pumping machine |
| Cheer up Hedgehog |
| So US inflation is as bad as around 2021, when we literally in the middle of pandemic? And all of these are self-inflicted lmao 🤌🏻 |
| ok. I'm in. |
| Amd is literally gonna hit 900 before this year ends we are only going up |
| That's it for the day. Gonna be flat af now. |
| Another nvidia holder humiliation ritual day |
| I just randomly sold my PANW just now. I have a bad track record with these hunches. It’s about to dominate the market. |
| Category error: they don't think. |
| I would start in Iceland because it's the hardest to infect |
| I got some lol, earnings tonight |
| Nah, they’ll lose it before end of week on an even bigger gamble. Ask me how I know |
| then why ask |
| Did it finally run out of gas? Gonna need some more exaggerated headlines, Axios. |
| Nobody talking about ONDS up 25% ? Is this the only sleeper left on this reddit? |
| Fed target is 2% LOL 😆😆😆😆 \n\nInflation is coming in SUPER HOT 🔥🔥 |
| Straddle options 📈📉 |
| Puts, got it. |
| You're great for that |
| Arent the SPR draws very bullish stocks short term |
| found the gey ber doomer |
| Actually true. And the competition has only been becoming stronger over the years. Netflix getting «replaced» is kinda ironic considering that’s effectively what they did to normal movies and public cinema (to an extent) |
| Why this is market so green. I don't care as long as I make money |
| I secured my profits on SLS. Rebuying the boat after the sell off later today or tomorrow. Easy money boys. Then, gonna ride for the 80th event, sell off profit, rebuy into the BO news. \n\nGreen dildos and mortgage paid off bitches! |
| I mean, I don’t know about all that. It’s definitely upsetting when your puts don’t print and if you have enough time on your contracts, were due for a bit of a pull back but let’s keep a cool head there, sir |
| You can apologize at any time, Bers |
| ONDS |
| This is the way |
| I will let these calls run a bit more, for a slow low volume melt up into a more violent pump. Everyone positioning for the tweet is going to push the market just higher. |
| Or better, the Philippines |
| MU gang represent |
| Bbai. Who else is in? Up 8% already. What's your price target? 6? |
| That is going to be cool. |
| I’m driving on freeway rn and just randomly hit a strike on DRAM and bought. I’ll find out when I park. Feels like 2022 tho |
| ARM gets 5% of Nvidia CPU sales, Nvidia gonna sell 20B this year and 30B next year. Arm gets 2.5B. Arm worth 360B? \n\nDon’t think just pamp it |
| I'm taking profit and building cash. Always useful to have some cash around ready to deploy. Never too far away from a decent drill especially with that exploding bag of shit in office. |
| 1+mil for 6/18 2.5 calls |
| everything mooning except CORN.\n\nLOL. SORRY CRYPTO BROS |
| Their voters don't care, but the bond markets do |
| Is UNH gonna breakout to 400+ or… what the fuck is this edging about? You’ve consolidated enough. Move! |
| Who would have thought the hottest stock of the year would be the guys that make the SD cards for your mom's 2011 digital camera she only uses now on holidays |
| I think women who identify as Israeli make fire formidable financial advisors |
| $100 |
| https://preview.redd.it/u2zqtpyjkw3h1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c5734eb6d308e8e7079d0ed5bafd182ef84583 |
| cmon MRVL announce partnership with GOOGLE |
| As long as that one guy doesn’t buy any you should be good 👍 |
| My boy is all in on PATH stonk |
| Seriously, Fam - UMAC |
| HORSEHAIR GAMING 🐴🐎🐎🐎 |
| **Push it to the Limit but you're a Miami Vice cop on a drugs bust** |
| C3ai the next poet? |
| beat it, nerd |
| I think it’s justified… their execution has been dog shit. Contracting margins, slower growth, etc - positive of SNOW. If you aren’t becoming more effective in the AI era as a software company then WTF are you even doing. |
| AVAV the only drone stock not a microcap shitco, literally got another space force contract this morning unrelated to the 🥭 news. Buy it now, close the app and thank me in a month as you watch the green line keep going up. This is financial advice. |
| how did that guy know about Dell yesterday, guess I should have listened |
| Thank you for whoever told me to buy TE.\n\nI sold more of my position and bought micron and veqt/vfv cause I'm a pussy. My tfsa gains are nice. |
| is there just not a single soul who wants to take profits or what |
| Right move 😂 |
| Anyone buying TMC or have insights? Saw it on Seeking alpha and said fuck it and bought one long leap. |
| Sure |
| How did you know bro? |
| has there been an agreement on reopening the strait or are we just pumping for no reason because of low volume? not seeing anything in the news about it |
| gains are gains but its mostly FIFA stuff.. personally not a position as its a long slog |
| I was referring to NVDA\n\n |
| Still time to get back in, diamond handing my July 12c and Jan 12c |
| Ha. That user “I shit blood and cum shit” is fucking trash. Can’t even win a ban bet.\n\n!banbet spx 7600 10d\n |
| Hmmmm |
| This is so fucking retarded. I truly hope we get the great depression 2.0 and this country burns because we deserve it for this nonsense |
| MU isn’t over yet idk about the others |
| Jokes cost extra, nobody got money for that |
| market is so green LOL , bers still dooming about a crash that wont happen |
| HOOD will pump now that I sold CCs |
| Is the market crash in the room with us now? |
| Keep pumpin! 755!\n\n |
| You actually have nothing because you use Robin tha hood |
| HOOD |
| It’s going to tank hard (I have calls) |
| I did. Now for the epic crash |
| Bros playing with more than my entire port on weekend options, crazy |
| I hope so 🙏🏻 People keep saying June 4th, and I hope Robinhood removes it on that day too… |
| Let’s run Tesla? |
| > The key to the making money in this market is putting all your money into companies\n\nyou could have stopped there |
| Thanks being the 1,876,764th person to point this out in the last six weeks. We were all under the impression this was entirely normal. |
| ONDS |
| Bored? Well somebody isn't into quantum. |
| Dell & CRSR partnership reveal tonight 🚀\n\n |
| Only Indians use the word kind |
| $ROPE |
| CRSR Holding well |
| How is this garbage a DD |
| Shhhh spy is thinking on what it wants to do next |
| But but Iran, but but, inflation, but but oil |
| Don’t let your wife know |
| You got it Captain Gay |
| Bought the lunr dip and now at +30%. Can't decide to sell or hold |
| Wtf SNDk and ARm |
| You know you want to |
| this where UI path sells off mid day |
| Can’t wait till they turn the market on hard mode so we really see some misery in here |
| Ionq |
| SMCI finally getting close to my cost average. Cant wait to get rid of these bags |
| bers are fcking delusional , keep missing out free gains idiots LOL |
| The key to the making money in this market is putting all your money into companies that claim to do things none of us understand. |
| Just had a tooth pulled but came back to MSFT doing a thing. The universe is in balance. |
| 755 cmon |
| Do you sign off your emails with Kind Regards or Best Regards? Because both would be true for the users of this sub |
| im in |
| Lies. |
| why isnt amd going up, bers STOP LMAO 🤌 |
| there's certainly something off about this scam market |
| After GPU and memory, motherboard manufacturers will be the next to run. Wait for them to announce a complete p1vot to AI motherboards and they’ll be unstoppable. ASUS to 1T! |
| Easy calls. |
| what’s gonna be our friday millionaire play? what stock is gonna gap up crazy tn sympathy to Dell earnings??? |
| Guys I missed the boat on CRSR, MU, RKLB. Please tell me the next meme play? |
| I will hold |
| Cassandra getting a call from Margarine |
| AI imaging with TSMC chips soon |
| SNOW seems cheap. 70 mil rev beat and still not profitable only adds 20B market cap? Rookie pump. |
| This stock market is so stupid I love it |
| Next week PDT rule drops off? |
| Is this the worst time in history to be holding cash in the market |
| $CRSR is the type of completely irrational price movement that can make you stupid amounts of money. It could legit be $50 by the end of next week because the price has nothing to do with the underlying business so anything is possible |
| Fucking, why is this the only comment that fucking mentioned this |
| They should look on the website. |
| I tried that at about 10 a.m., but then the immediate gap up left me $9.9k in the red. What do I do? |
| Bears cant catch a breath.... " crash is here " after every green days... |
| Low key mad MU only up 1% today… GO HIGHER |
| Let’s keep buying overvalued and many times unprofitable companies like it’s the 1920s and see what happens |
| Put a notification for when CRSR goes above $15 and $20, will not pay attention to my position till then, see ya there 😈 |
| Vrrm regards get outta da way get outta da way |
| MSFT holders seeing a +5% after all the stock doing+1000 in the same time. |
| That would be cool. |
| A tweet could push this to 770, but then he would lose his most effective wapon to pump the market. He needs thr uncertainty to vague post small pumps |
| He wrote it down on paper. It’s gotta be true |
| Thesis? |
| Really needing a 10% day to cancel out my -30% month |
| dell is going to beat the fuck out of earnings isnt it |
| Hey man. I'm sorry. Next time I'll make it go back up much faster so that I can make millions. I hope you can forgive me. |
| What was the news lol Canadian banks ? |
| Come on, SPY. what’s another half percent today? |
| US Crude Inventory forecasts are hilariously wrong by so much nearly every week. |
| Most likely not just one but a few scattered |
| ICLN making me money daily. Rare for me lol. |
| Too much hates for meta ?? \n |
| You too dumb to understand no one is buying from resellers, AI needs memory but not a gaming rgb heatsink or whatever module from Corsair. So they are both buying from actual ram producers. Don't starting spouting "for all your newbies" when you are fking dumb like this because people will actually buy it, keep it too long and lose their money because of asswipes like you |
| Lol bro.. if this is life changing money, please sell half. Take it from someone who did some similar shit and lost most of it. \n\nYou basically triggered a ton of volume and an AI repricing of a stock with no tech moat through a reddit post and turned 20k into 400k. Ask yourself this, if you were sidelined from the jump - would you look at the $CRSR stock and say "I'm going to put in 400k at the top of this crazy run" - no. Fuck no you wouldn't.\n\nJust take some money out, you won bro don't get too greedy. |
| I think it already has by looking at the graph |
| TMC might just get me laid tonight |
| Tbf I’m a perma bull and I was considering puts today, trends all suggested it |
| RCAT ripping big mama’s jeans |
| Should we expect at least one more space (ASTS, LUNR, RKLB) pump before June 12? |
| Most insane bull run |
| And 1000 shares of pltr at $18.\n\n=/ |
| GO ONDS GO |
| Let me tango |
| DRONES BABY. RCAT IS ONE BIGLY GREEN CAT |
| Spy is like it doesn't know what to do up there. |
| Are my 0dte 756 calls gonna print or what |
| Always has been... |
| "Buy any and all calls" - Best advice! |
| Nvidia is still red lol |
| ONDS TO 15 |
| $2k zimbabwean dollars \* |
| Go watch some videos from Kamikaze Cash on how a call works. I paid $23k for one contract, and that one contract is now worth $78k (I'm rounding) so you take the difference and that's $55k. |
| Quantum catching a break today. |
| Bers saying about crash after every green days... |
| Glad I held SOXL |
| Noses that angle downward like birds scare me. They’re so frightening to look at where’s their nostrils lmao |
| SMCI, if youre not commiting fraud, youre not trying hard enough |
| TMC pls don't stop |
| they have tools to avoid pregnancy |
| If you’re stressing about $65, you’re in the wrong place |
| I’ve doubled down, and then tripled down on my aapl 315 calls for 6/12. Rip port |
| Dude just hodl… it’ll go down in a bit. Spy just hit its weak high |
| SOMEONE BUY MORE PUTS PLEASE WE NEED TO PUMP THIS TO 765 EOD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SACRIFICE. |
| Keep it until 1T and you can retire. |
| What do you mean, my 2007 Toyota is cheeper now, therefore no inflation |
| SMCI is so fraudulent. I'm adding puts. Send it down! |
| Chernobyl mini series |
| Honestly, if id have a port under 10k id just yolo it on a 0dte |
| F it. Buying CRSR calls. |
| Blackjack |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/ShortStocks/comments/1tq6tci/wtf\_usa\_attacks\_iran\_and\_we\_still\_go\_up\_even/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShortStocks/comments/1tq6tci/wtf_usa_attacks_iran_and_we_still_go_up_even/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)\n\n \nlook at this thread if you want a good laugh at bers |
| yeah NVDA stock is bought by thick skinned investors that can take punishment |
| THE V |
| The girl who fuck Ted |
| All bears had to do was send an email!! |
| MU to 999 |
| More worried about facebook being a source - fucking YIKES |
| farmer jim is bullish on chip stocks, what a surprise! |
| My stress goes away on Green days |
| what |
| bigly |
| let's ape into something |
| You should you would see the error in your ways |
| Lol dumbest thing I’ve read today (so far) |
| Still think this is the bottom of the pullback and it’s going to take off |
| Corsair? |
| NVDA you're really holding SOXX back buddy, please snap out of this pullback |
| The fact I made money on AAPL calls with a quick scalp from .45 to .75 is something |
| Take a bong rip 😡 |
| The one day I buy my otm lottery ticket on puts and calls print like a motherfucker. Fuck my life fuck fuck |
| Got into VRT today! Wish me luck! |
| yes yes, the market is being manipulated specifically to wreck your $2k port |
| Ah yes, you can see the reverse monkey pattern forming as well? I think there has to be a full moon before it signals a top tho |
| Don’t have to. 😉 |
| PC LOAD LETTER |
| It's not 3.3% it's 150% |
| Nvidia calls rn? What yall think |
| Big Bear 🐻 |
| They just burning weekly options, run will resume next week. |
| Not too late for onds btw fellas. Keeping my July 12cs |
| CRSR. So regarded it just might work. |
| It’s pretty free… you just buy Micron and then make money. Realistically we should be swings. The red lasts for 10 minutes. |
| Went to sleep last night with BERS talking serious doom and gloom…. 12 eastern time and up 10% in the fun port today :-). Thanks bers. Thanks SMCI |
| What show is this from? |
| I have no issue with women with hairy armpits.\n\nBut, I find "women" with hairy legs repulsive.\n\nAnyone else? |
| I sold whence I broke even. It had to rise. |
| But isn't the majority of reddit posts Ai bots? |
| RCAT |
| I've got so much caffeine and nicotine in me right now my blood is probably radioactive |
| Fomo into crsr and now I'm down 65 bucks fml |
| Hopefully, it will be split soon. That would be great if you want to add more. |
| QTEX\~ |
| lol mango has a solid 14% of a plan |
| Thank you |
| I still don’t get it is it all in the screenshot? Is 1000call mean 1000 shares or saying u can buy the stock at 1000? I don’t get how u paid 200 on 1 contract but now it says you’re up 55K |
| Nice scalp bro, 0DTE calls on the bounce was perfect timing with that news catalyst hitting. |
| Feeling supremely even KEELed today |
| MEGA cap tech have no chance right now. Buy the small cap AI plays that don't make money. See you on the beach. |
| Well I got in 2 days ago because I noticed a lot of short sellers were coming in, and the stock was looking like it was soon to be exhausted from all the selling. A lot of short contracts got flushed at 25.59 which pushed the stock up and at 26.49 even more short sellers got flushed hence the squeeze up. |
| is it still transitory? |
| OP bought at the peak. Double that is needed. |
| If so I’d be pretty happy |
| My CRSR position is not for sale. I like the stock. |
| You already have a bet going - SMCI to 50.0 before 09-Jun-2026 04:03 PM -05 |
| I’m still down 13% on shares. Got tired of adding more. |
| Scam ass market.\n\nFor ber\n\nEven bol in disbelief, while choosing between lobster and wagyu steak. |
| !banbet |
| Because of its higher ATR on the stock now and IV jack with options. |
| Monday AM imo |
| https://preview.redd.it/jm7tg3ccjw3h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bb8f3460fbe28b4a89056e433d8daf2cd28f1a9 |
| MUnipulation |
| Yes I am double check |
| My usual tickers honestly. RCAT ONDS PL ALMU POET AMPX ASTS SATL LUNR NBIS RDW. They’ve never led me astray so far but today is actually insane. |
| META you sweet sweet piece of raccoon rejecting trash |
| This APP 600c I added to my watchlist last week is making me sick. Lost 20k on SPX straddles this week instead. Truly regarded |
| Line only go up |
| There’s no such a thing as “free” lol |
| All the moves are done for today. Chop city now |
| narrator:it didn't |
| They learn to have conversations from here on Reddit, and the world is ever changing. LLMs don’t have free thought, humans do |
| That means this time it's a bottom. Calls! |
| Pumped 40% in a month/100% in 3 months and 2 *barely* red days you’re bitching. Relax and buy more. |
| I need a quick 2x to recover losses before wife finds out |
| Same, I got out as well. Moving on to better things honestly |
| Retail be pampin whatever shit stock i dont buy. |
| Could it be the next 15 min candle? |
| At what point will the oil market learn that Axios is retarded |
| Hope lots of people bought those 7520s for peanuts and are taking their gfs out for dinner this weekend |
| Facts . It genuinely makes me uncomfortable. |
| Axios headline at support |
| Legos up bigly\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/t8gapu38jw3h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6ae4b8a869ed491d6a7fc72b9dfcf48a7400e74 |
| There are concepts of a plan for a peace deal. Those concepts are apparently just more air strikes, but somehow….. bullish |
| Msft being up while the market is up doesn't make sense to me |
| Good fcking thing i switched from nvda to mu/amd last week. This things not moving for shit |
| +$25,000 in a month. Stay mad lmfao |
| https://preview.redd.it/ejxe1tv6jw3h1.png?width=1358&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fbfac2f264491749f103556ec3f72489290fc96\n\n |
| Same. 750 seems to be a magnet so let's see if it hits it. |
| Well considering no power for peoples homes is a price corporations are willing to pay, it’s here to stay. |
| Yep and it'll happen the next day after rolling my covered calls and I'll be capped at max profit wasting my time/capital for like 2 whole weeks. Tale as old as time |
| I hope so but why are you saying this lol |
| The bond whales are surely loading rn |
| salt is flowing in because you don't have a certain stock. I sold ONDS yesterday , UMAC a couple weeks ago. deal with it |
| Paper hands ✊ |
| SONY |
| Everyone focused on midterms but 🥭is gonna want an insane run up to the 4th July / 250 anniversary SPY at 1250 |
| Oracle, AMD or Lily |
| What did you buy?! |
| I will only answer questions about Rampart |
| I just averaged down, red days are a gift. Still up big on the year. |
| Thats cause cryptards are probably want to trade in their fake internet money for real American money 🇺🇸 |
| CRSR about to blast off to another galaxy |
| Still confused why the market is just giving out free money. |
| we are extremely close to all time historical top and big red american lost century candle. \nI don't however know when exactly the big red American lost century candle will arrive. |
| Well if you wanna rationalize it somehow. Drones are here to stay and up and coming. Americas just behind the rest of the world on it. |
| "What are we going to do today, Brain?" "The same thing, we do every day, Pinky: Trying to beat the market." |
| i think MU is gonna pump |
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| hedge funds.. retail doesn't set trends |
| Bye bye money |
| AMPX back with a vengeance, powering up the drones. Still my fave in that space, and may get further traction as a robotics play. They'll all need lightweight long-lived batteries. |
| Every stock is so damn expensive and ATH, what do I buy? |
| Bro just decided to become his own ETF |
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| META I know I am greedy but please run with rest of the market |
| dude that's illegal don't be posting online about that. only green. |
| Nice, happy for ya. I'm hoping you add a few more days at least for your next options play😅 |
| Why are we pumping today? |
| I thought I’d never say this but just picked up SPY puts for close |
| Why, were you grabbed by the ghoulies? |
| Why ain't MU pumping like SanDisk? \n\nMARKET MANIPULATION 👿😤😡🤬 |
| Monday AM |
| MSFT is up too much so this rally must be fake |
| Put cash in some stocks then when you return from your tour maybe you will be rich |
| INTC |
| I just enabled margin |
| Told you regards to buy RDW before the 100% run up, told you to buy RCAT yesterday premarket, and today, I have nothing for you lol. Still in both. |
| Check your PC for the next Intel, AMD, Nvidia, Crucial, Sandisk, Corsair, etc. |
| I bought shares for $140/piece back in October |
| Man that is my favorite buffalo |
| BERS HUNTED TO EXTINCTION |
| Do the thing RCAT, do the thing |
| I got you bro, I will sell some $95 calls and it will blast past my strike price in no time... |
| This isn't r/conspiracy bro |
| Careful moving to Madagascar. If Plague Inc has taught me anything, you always start your supervillain disease in Madagascar |
| I'm putting corsairs next aio water cooler in my butt |
| Should’ve known to hold onto drones longer the way quantum pumped endlessly on the same news lol |
| Give it 3 weeks |
| So much sideways today |
| I am so hungry for McGangbang |
| Which time today? |
| I done guud |
| I mean its 6 percent in 2 days with no news |
| How else would amd pump more today |
| Take the market price, minus price paid, and that's the profit, regard. |
| Missed some runs but doing pretty well riding the wave on MU |
| Damn top is in, I need to sell |
| NVDA will lie dormant for the next 1 year and then decide to pump 20% on a random week out of nowhere |
| Extended family is asking ME what to buy now. The top is truly in now |
| The pain |
| https://preview.redd.it/9oqnej9tiw3h1.png?width=1358&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ce9bd412e6b27e01534e14fa7e8405ab9e100fa\n\n |
| I admin gitlab for my company it’s basically a multi year effort to move off and tbh GitHub isn’t much better to make it worth the effort |
| I have never made as much money as today in my whole life. I'm terrified. |
| North Korea has entered the bubble |
| Ohhh trust me. With the leaderboards like my company has set up, we engineers know creative ways to inflate token usage without the need of snowflake. \n\n\nAnd we all prefer to burn tokens in tools other than snowflake. |
| The edge before the gap down |
| DRAM bulls we are pumping |
| Imagine buying nvidia and missing out on all other memory stocks 🤡 |
| Tempting to go full puts here. |
| The one you just sold |
| Missed out on 3k gains from SNDK but was down 7k at a point so a ig its okay |
| the data centers that arnt getting built? |
| I was told MU would be $1000 today |
| Crypto is just shit, has nothing to do with the BS. |
| I sold 3xxx shares of rklb at $17. |
| Aerotyne 2.0 |
| You're supposed to do that before |
| The best stadium* |
| You know what’s funny, yesterday I bought calls at open and waited all fucking day for a pump that never came. \n\nToday I buy puts…. And well you know the rest. Fuck you Axios manipulative bastards |
| CALL THE POLICE, ARREST ALL BERS |
| Come on MU. 950+. I know youve got it in you. |
| suddenly so stale |
| AMDog will fall so hard when their next earnings is shit.\n\nNVDA is king |
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| Pivot to AI coming soon |
| Man, just feel hopeless seeing this corruption on a daily basis. Yesterday it was DELL, today it’s UMAC and drone stocks. Shortly after he discloses positions in these companies. Made 3200 trades last quarter. WTF are we doing. ???? 🤯 |
| It will be $20 by June 1st. |
| hardware design licensing has to be one of the world's worst rackets. All this money to essentially use the hardware equivalent of GCC (a verilog compiler), nevermind additional licenses for things like timing analysis, PD routing and placement, DFT insertion, power analysis, even waveform viewers. |
| Nvidia pos |
| Just how YOLOs are supposed to be |
| Working construction, ripping cigs |
| AMZN being down .5% is really hurting my portfolio today. I might be over leveraged. |
| Nothing matters anymore |
| Why is a 1dte put option for AMD like $1k lmao |
| Friendly reminder that we still have rolling blackouts in the summer because we cant produce and distribute enough power….but we’re out here talking about 40,000 Acres data centers that basically need their own fucking Sun to run….\n\nIt aint happening any time soon. Carry on. |
| What we feeling about MongoDB |
| You’re about two weeks late |
| pump working less and less. the pain ahead will be exquisite. |
| META POS |
| Bubbles also pop brooo... |
| What’s the next stock to hit $1T market cap? |
| Did you do it? |
| wheres my santa rally |
| I bought two CRSR 7/17 15c's for the lulz based on that post yesterday. Cost $8 each, currently at $195 each. The regret not buying more is killing me. |
| IF 🥭 ANNOUNCES RANDOM PRESS CONFERENCE YOU KNOW HE TOOK THE DEAL AND HE IS GOING TO BRAG ABOUT HOW HE WON THE WAR FOR THE 80th TIME. 🤌🏻👌🏻🤏🏻 |
| UI/UX is awful. |
| soon ser |
| Small dick energy coming in one month later lo lo lol lo |
| Finally made a proper exit , now you go down further |
| Just ordered a copy HOW IS IT |
| SMCI $42.88. I guess you were wrong, time to hit the boba tea and learn to drive |
| The bulls send their regards |
| playing dram with house money now, god bless america |
| WHO GIVES A FUCK IF IT WAS NOT WISE. THIS IS WALLSTREET BETS\n\nTHIS WAS AN ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE PLAY AND WE CHAMPION THIS MORON |
| No, no you’re not |
| He’s looking for someone to refinance his debt |
| Oh I fucking hope so!!! |
| Hell ya I hope you make some monies 💰 |
| What about legos? |
| Any git version sever company is technically a cash burning machine. CI/CD was expensive even before AI. With AI engineers vibe code and shove stuff in without the usual SLDC. It gets even more horrifying for them. |
| concepts of a dump |
| You just used a hyphen. You're an AI bot. \n\n>!/s!< |
| Guess 1 trillion in sales isnt enough to impress people anymore. Need 50 billion on a 1 trillion evaluation |
| $2 is not a lot.. LOL |
| Not till june 12th |
| Which one of you fyckers told me to buy shitty Nokia |
| Hes just printing out the trade confirmations on the floor below |
| Im in |
| Marvell just thetaboned everyone but I like the setup long especially into next week, Jensen joining on stage |
| Just buy calls… |
| Fake ass deal they’ve been taking about for literally two weeks while our gas prices are thru the roof… TOP IS DEFINITELY IN FOR THE DAY |
| i'm gonna need about five more ceasefires |
| I think my catheter might be haunted. |
| SMCI is just starting. 2.6 days to cover shorts. Monday is probably $56-66 |
| I'm happy to announce we will be extending the cease fire where we still bomb each other every day for another 60 days! |
| Retarded you are |
| PUMP IT! |
| Is this bullish? |
| NVDA YOU ARE A LYIN DOG FACED PONY SOLDIER |
| Reddit data isn't that valuable anymore. Models are good enough to have conversations. They need to be smarter, and reddit isnt providing that. If your investment thesis from reddit is comments train models, it's a bad one in the medium-long term. |
| Market so excited for the pump post deal that Christmas has been brought forward? |
| Crypto responding to the B.S. is irony and SPY still climbing |
| Bols can’t even begin to comprehend how over it is for them. I feel sorry |
| Ugh i know right? |
| Sofi owns RH's infrastructure, so supporting RH is still supporting SOFI |
| Just end me already man, fuck! |
| Free money market. Bols living. Bers deceased. |
| Lunch/smoke break. Profit taking ahead, then volatility. Goddamn its almost been the same every week |
| Axios ruined the goddamn day. I wouldn't mind so much if they did that on some kind of schedule |
| Bers reduced to atoms |
| Do you have access to mutual funds? Or a self-directed brokerage option in your 401k?\n\nIf so, you could consider Dimensional funds like DFEOX. They generally track the index but delay inclusion of new stocks by some period (6mo or so) to avoid the known value trap.\n\nCheck out Ben Felix's youtubes on it if interested / don't trust me / not investment advice. |
| This is what I said when I sold my AMD sales at $250, waiting for it to drop below $200 |
| swks msft tesla |
| whats so bad about inflation for the stock market? |
| Feeling good about RDW $17 call exp 1/15/27 |
| ok |
| Bears sold? Pamp it |
| Congrats! |
| What a weird day. NVDA killing me \n\nThank God I have powerhouse tickers like PYPL holding me up. |
| INTC is next to 1 trillion |
| AMD HAS TOPPED\n\nSAME TOPPING PATTERN FROM MARCH OF 2024\n\nYOU HAVE BEEN WARNED |
| CRSR $20 wen |
| Yes |
| I have 4k to spend preferably on OTM calls. Suggestions? |
| im back to breakeven and thankful for it lol |
| is it shit on your bosses desk time soon? |
| I know, i fear i fucked myself bigly |
| This market is so stupid Ive started setting up random 2% energy stock dip buys just to take advantage of insane fake Axios headlines that instantly move prices |
| If you want to make money in today's market, just shed every survival instinct or risk management ideas you may have. Basically you are being trained to FOMO and go full retard.\n\nHow long can this go? |
| As soon as you regards decide to care about KEEL it will probably pay for my kid to start a business when he is older. Shit is SLEPT on |
| Hey Jane Street,\n\nFuck you and your bullshit.\n\nYou fuck up momentum on everything you touch.\n\nVulture cuck bastards grow some balls and have conviction instead of selling out others sentiment\n\nFuck you all |
| Ber gotta remember you arent trading against the market you trading against Barak Ravid |
| It’s a game of duck duck goose just take\nProfits on the way and don’t go 💯 regard |
| tomorrow: "concepts of kuwait/iran peace plan"\nSPY +0.89% |
| Jesus Christ, look at burry over here lol |
| Has anyone checked on michael saylor? |
| I don’t get how the price can be 779, u paid 229 but somehow up the 55K with 1 quantity contract? |
| How are you possibly down 10%? It’s basically a free money game right now. |
| https://preview.redd.it/uzbimg58iw3h1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2ed5a605de7adf69e80ec3b889898aee664a3e2 |
| I bought oil calls, not spy puts, I'm doing just fine |
| NVDA moving too fast. went from 208 to 212 in less than 24 hours |
| I mean... They have earnings in a few weeks |
| 15 figure port. Need a quadrillion bagger. What to play? |
| HOLY PUMP |
| Commenting to serve as a reminder that you’re a fucking idiot. |
| South Sudan |
| I fing hate amd I held that stupid stock for years and years never breaking ten dollars then out of nowhere on not even that big of news in relation to the rest of the market the stock goes parabolic. 😑 |
| Just cuz |
| Congrats. With inflation, you’re about even. |
| Get fucked retard |
| Imagine if you invested $10k |
| SOFI to the rescue, let’s fucking go! |
| Watched clickbait and panic sells 401k when 🥭 is going to pump to the moon lel |
| My first ever lot of AMD was 20 shares at 24.93 in 2018. \nGood for you man! Great investment |
| I like this stock. |
| It will never happen. You just jumped off the train |
| Do what you think is the right thing to do for you and your family. |
| Yikes |
| Save some tendies for the rest of us |
| I bought after the earnings dip and it just keeps dipping. |
| Highly regarded |
| MUU |
| Not enough people understand that if you think it’s a bubble, that means you should buy… bubbles go up bro |
| Genius. |
| NVDA STOP PLAYIN |
| I'm using their RAM right now. I think. |
| They *can* keep getting away with this. |
| Come on Redcat, do the thing |
| I’m out for the day, up a few grand not much but it will do |
| Retard |
| 2-3 more days to let SMCI trade in a fair range $56-66.\n\nThen NVDA next |
| just like yesterday i shouldnt have touched the market today, should have just went cash only |
| Why? |
| Same same! |
| The one day I’m too preoccupied at my day job to watch, my entire watchlist pumps to the moon, pain |
| You bought a straddle, right? |
| Dear basketball |
| Quant these nuts, bears |
| Copper is the play |
| https://about.gitlab.com/blog/gitlab-act-2/\nThey just laid off a significant number of employees, are cutting costs and streamlining features for the agentic. I hope as part of this they reprioritize their feature development efforts to those novel product features without existing competitors. GitHub and gitlab and gitea all have feature parity, but what can Gitlab provide that GitHub can't, is IMHO the target.\n\nThey are now in a hustle to show profitability. I think they could do it, but the AI expenditure and transformation makes the path nonlinear. \n\nGoogle owns a good number of their shares and keeps buying more. Gitlab could be a future acquisition target for them like GitHub was for Microsoft. That was a 10B acquisition; is gitlab worth that much tomorrow? |
| If you think they don't have versioning on comments you're out to lunch lmfao.\n\nAnd your comments are also definitely not deleted, they are soft deleted. Which means your deleted comments are still in their database. |
| That would be cool. I haz calls |
| Good work king 👑 |
| ONDS 15 eod |
| Give it a couple weeks |
| MU |
| Playing a few CRSR calls. I think it has room to run. |
| Commenting to serve as a reminder that you’re a fucking idiot |
| Just not rights |
| $25k in spending power. I *must* wait for the pullback right? 🙃 |
| Commenting to serve as a reminder that you’re a fucking idiot |
| Not until spaceX ipo |
| stonk need to keep up to be at the same pace of inflation |
| 1,000 shares @ $11.20. Holding through 20 🔥🔥 |
| every stock winning except mine |
| Chat moving so fast no one will see that I love women 😳 |
| All I wanted was world peas.\n\nInstead, all I got is portfolio ATH. |
| Monday June 1st. |
| you will have to go through 7 job interviews first. |
| Today a bear got fucked by a bull |
| After a full year of losing on safe bets it's time to go full retard. \n \nBuying long dated calls on NVDL 2x ETF. |
| I love you stepdisk |
| I once owned 75 shares at $6.50 average. Sold for $8. Though I was a genius. |
| My portfolio just crossed 100k for the first time ever. Just wanted to thank this community for inspiring me to take trading more seriously. Couldn’t have done it without you degenerates. |
| This strait is open like ya sista’s fuggin’ legs 🤌 |
| NVDA is terrible. I have it and can't wait to get out on the next pop |
| Nah, they'll just measure inflation differently (made up) while prices go up. |
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| I'm not selling neither MSFT, nor ORCL unless they double.\n\nThis is the way, it was promised. |
| watch pdyn |
| You should probably just invest 50/50 into gold and Pokemon. |