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| https://preview.redd.it/hvowd4fzvfug1.png?width=482&format=png&auto=webp&s=1426eed7adcd9fe201e665b81a6b9c77ed73fbb2\n\nCongrats buddy,turn me |
| Checked the port, back to December levels. I’ll take that🕺💃🕺💃 |
| how do you feel having access to such awesome power |
| https://preview.redd.it/y5fi7rw0wfug1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=305e6158bcf6b65887457215107890a7bb0609c4\n\nYup. |
| Just let nvda run and don’t fuck it up |
| Is she hot? |
| -said everyday |
| i’m honestly so sick of not knowing what’s going on, so i adjust my wizard costume to passably disguise myself as a woman and break into the women’s area of the camp, where sure enough my loser liege lord’s wife is. i ask her what she’s doing here and she tells me the fake wizard overheard her singing a poem she overheard on the street, not knowing it contains the coalition leader’s formation’s weaknesses. the fake wizard kidnapped her and assigned an assassin to kill her husband before they figured out the poem’s significance. she shares the first couplet with me but i’m discovered and thrown out before she can share any more. she doesn’t need to. through a bizarre coincidence of homophones, it’s the poop version of my misinformation nursery rhyme |
| Just got a call back from my vet to learn that $800 worth of X-rays for my Corgi’s injury did not help identify what the injury was. Bruh I could have gambled with that money.\n\nBut hey he’s showing signs of orthopedic disease at 2.5yrs old. Calls on doggy wheelchairs |
| My little voice of reason |
| The 4 preconditions that Trump accepted: \n1. The release of Iran’s frozen assets \n2. A ceasefire in Lebanon \n3. Limitation on passage through the Strait of Hormuz to 15 vessels per day, with transit payment \n4. The prohibition of any redeployment of U.S. forces and equipments\n\nTrue? source is twitter. Also... 15 vessels of... what? how many of those 15 are crude? \nOil to $150 by Monday? or no? $200? $100? |
| # hey look everyone is paper bitch LMAO |
| What’s a pickme |
| God pre-browned them |
| Buy XRP |
| Garlic naan |
| If I buy calls on semis next week, stocks will go down. \nIf I do nothing, stocks will go up. |
| Of course TSLA rises up after close.. don’t worry about me. I just needed that before close to pay my mortgage |
| Username is perfect for ban bets |
| Ya. Thanks for coming |
| Buy into it now |
| It's dialed in... |
| lol… I was like “yeah, this is solid” until I saw that you bought FOUR HUNDRED AND FIFTY SIX CONTRACTS!!!!! lol |
| good for you! best wishes always |
| Like your b-hole takes a deep breath and sneezes |
| LOL |
| market will probably pump when 🥭 says “talks went well, GREAT PROGRESS”. whether that is truth, we will find out in another week. |
| so then calls will print Monday of course. Then back down on Tuesday until another flavor of TACO is released. |
| Yea 0dte full port. |
| Jfc, the likeness is uncanny. |
| Guys tell u/cashflow_ she’s a pickme |
| whoever typed it probably bought calls. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Margin__Called made a bet that LITE would go to 800.0 within **3 days** when it was 824.505 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 8 wins and 7 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Trigger me harder big man |
| What if Russia gave them one and they tell the hebrew negotiation squat about it this weekend. That would be wild |
| No way Iranians will give up their only bit of leverage in the strait of Hormuz |
| Itch it then |
| fuck no |
| Well played. Time to sell. |
| Banned btw |
| Bruh if I was Witkoff or Kushner the first words out of my mouth at negotiations would be “long time, no see” then I’d sit back and grin like a Cheshire Cat and survey the room. |
| January of 2020\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/e8gf7wnkvfug1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb51968e79c6746809e8304b92c071d380ee26a1 |
| All it proves is PLTR was a major grift from the beginning. These techbros really do have a knack for fooling the government and the military. |
| ya mines twin turbo |
| Why not fuck a hog? |
| My ass itches |
| I rather buy a blood diamond and the child who mined it. |
| Melanoma hopped from 🍄 to 🍄🟫 |
| u/Valkyrie_Skuld seems to be a little slow mentally. Can someone please explain to him that I don’t post here anymore. He seems to not get it |
| Sure would be nice if I wasn’t down 18% on it right now though |
| Peace sells* |
| Boooooooo |
| ~3% is steadily down for months? |
| but why gamble in public i guess he might just be an attention whore |
| you called |
| Iran also doesn’t want a deal. We know that. They won’t give up their enriched uranium or their pursuit of building a nuke. They see it as their only safety net. And they might be crazy enough to actually use it, if they’re able to ever make one. And that’s a big IF. |
| Had to get her outta the house to bone his head of household |
| wen bridge and power plant day? 👉👈 |
| If I am to interject, a hot-dog(combined), at least in my opinion is not a sandwich. While a hot-dog(combined) has the necessary requirements to be a sandwich, the use of a hot-dog(bun) bun and a hot-dog(meat) in combination results in a "hot-dog(combined)." While you may argue that a hot-dog(meat) can be put between two SLICES of bread(bread) thus making it a hot-dog(combined) I offer the point that this would be a hot-dog(meat) sandwich. And you may bring up the point where you use what is considered normal sandwich fillings, ex. ham, turkey, lettuce etc.(conmdenmtments) in a hot-dog(bun) bun, however this is already a classic sandwich subclass, a hoagie(aka the submarine sandwich). "But hoagies use specialized buns/rolls for its bread why does a hot-dog(bun) bun qualify" may I bring up the shape and similarity between such "classic" buns/rolls used for hoagies and the American hot-dog(combined), both are usually conjoined via one long side of the bun while the rest remains open for fillings, the quality of said bun matters not for a submarine sandwich or a hoagie. The intent of the bun matters not, but what it is combined(combined) with matters most. A sausage in a hot-dog(bun) bun is not a hot-dog(combined), for a hot-dog(meat) is a form of sausage, but a sausage is not a form of hot-dog(meat). While they retain a similar shape, a sausage strays too far from its hot-dog(meat) cousin(derogatory) to qualify as a hot-dog(meat) when in combination with a hot-dog bun(bun). To reiterate, a sandwich is any slice, bun(including hot-dog buns[bun]) or roll with any amount of filling in between the two pieces of bread(including hot-dog bun[bun]); while a hot-dog(combined) is the combination between a hot-dog(bun) bun and a hot-dog(meat), this meat(hot-dog[meat]) may not include sausages(not hot-dog[meat]). |
| The Ayatollah did it, but they’re all dead now😬 |
| That’s bait! |
| And I fucking sold my PLTR in 2024 because I have a soul….. |
| Lfg |
| Yea feels like a deep stomach clean esp off the 40mg xr |
| Oh, you haven't gotten used to the dictator regime yet? |
| You’re probably right |
| Didn’t tsmc just report? |
| Angie Faith |
| No I didn’t |
| Which hand? |
| You wouldn't know a funny comment if it hit you in the face LMAO🤌 |
| And wink |
| my coworkers don’t do shit but gossip and take coffee breaks. love them |
| Nope we’re not special |
| Confused his social media again with his text message to Nancy Pelosi |
| They are like 3000 years old. |
| They’re selling Iran and Russia oil |
| Max blast I hope. |
| I'm about to wank it. Any questions? |
| Orders were only put in today I think. I know 1.5 million was added today anyway for puts. |
| Breaking: Iran is demanding that the Hormuz toll be paid in Melania coin |
| #Berbollah in shambles LMAO🤌🗽🦅 |
| Subbed to djt truth social posts for plays |
| Especially with all their new BTC |
| Everytime i post my pictures on IG i lose followers 😞 |
| Didn't say rub it around you animal |
| If it did would you buy it? |
| considering even X is full of bots i imagine it's worse there |
| Should be illegal for that fat orange turd to try to save that freaking stonk. What the hell |
| i’m in the desert so it’s my turn now |
| I let the bidet run a little longer than necessary 👄 |
| Stock will go up if us and Iran share tolls, no way Iran would share toll though |
| You gotta post Remy pics now. |
| But everythings computer anyways so I wouldnt understand it |
| Cuz hes a gambling addict looking for that high he got 15 years ago?\n\nAt this point he only cares about being right and proving to the world hes right. |
| The SEC is dead now, perhaps the B1G will do something instead |
| Do you guys think the algos use the daily thread as an input |
| Ber r fuk? |
| But this isn’t dubai! |
| More like... Guidelines... |
| i hope PLTR crashes to earths core. fuck 🥭 and fuck karp |
| The director got assassinated dude |
| Imagine the awkwardness for Powell and Bessent to meet though\n\n |
| It seems so |
| Roller coaster market is a little fun |
| I wonder if a real human has ever responded to a Truth Social post or whether it’s just bots all the way down |
| Osama's death? |
| 🇺🇸 |
| you haven’t posted a funny comment since ever |
| I use to have flair here smh I miss my brulemon account |
| Like opening the garden hose for the first time |
| Oil and spy dont trade together anymore, but both are overpriced |
| [PLTR is the new GOYA](https://abcnews.com/Politics/ivanka-trumps-social-media-posts-goya-beans-provoke/story?id=71795732). |
| But then you said more |
| You make a pretty good point! But what about the nipples! 🙁 |
| No other president did this in 50 yearsssss!!! |
| Sorry I already made up my mind |
| Okay first of all, \n\nFeet pics.\n\nOr ban. \n |
| someone tried bragging about buying apple stock for $2 in 2005. Oh cool it’s been 21 years and it’s $200 something. What is that , $100 gained? Tech bulls are so stupid. |
| I don’t see a treaty being signed. Iran’s leadership still hasn’t changed, might even be worse now than the previous Ayatollah. US still wants that enriched uranium and a guarantee they won’t continue trying to build a nuke (not gonna happen). And the US wants the Strait open. I don’t see us charging for tolls there, I think Trump is floating that idea around because he wants NATO and our allies to actually do something, it impacts them more than us. He’s also not gonna allow them to charge a toll and we’re not giving them any money for reconstruction. We know they don’t care about their people, since they keep massacring them to prevent them from inciting a full-scale rebellion (which is what we want). Trump will try talking it up but his lies won’t keep impacting the market as strongly, only his actions will. I see it more likely that he will end up giving the order to either bombard Iran back to the stone ages or authorize a covert op to either steal their enriched uranium or ensure it’s all destroyed by Navy SEALs or Delta Force. |
| Imma go watch Tehran on 🍎TV🥱 |
| Sometimes ya gotta breathe real hard, comes out faster |
| I lost 4k today 🙁 back to where I was a month ago |
| Never ever mess with the irs |
| Should’ve listed his favorite broker while he was at it |
| USO going to slow bleed |
| Iran is 110% going to build a nuke or just buy ones from Russia, China or Pakistan to avoid this whole situation again. |
| #America hasn't won a war since WW2 LMAO🤌🗽🦅 |
| Wendy's? |
| China doesn’t have that kind of oil lmao |
| No they are fucking not lmao |
| It’s weird if you don’t though |
| Starlink and Leo are deluvering internet. ASTS is like 5G for your phone but connected from satellutes in space instrad of some big ugly tower |
| How will he explain this to his wife’s boyfriend? |
| How do you do this on SPY |
| What happened |
| My sister is about to be my roommate 😣 |
| But that's where I made the $90 |
| You really need someone telling you to put the fries in the bag bro? |
| Yeah not posting all weekend |
| I've learned one thing about trades, don't believe a shred of political news in this sub. |
| China is the main reason they’re there\n\nNot to mention, the more it escalates, the worse it’ll get for Iran too. They never wanted this war. They have to quit sooner and later and they’ve made their point\n\nYou’re right though, this is clearly a stall tactic. We’ll probably start surrounding refineries with defensives in the meantime to mitigate the more permanent damage they can do while we continue the terror campaign. It’s fucked up |
| The market heard this news too and ended green. |
| I could feel the seasonal depression slowly leaving my body today |
| Addy shits feel so good |
| that might be my new favorite improbable scenario |
| If it was genuine the US. |
| Honestly not a half bad position |
| You're right and I hate it |
| LOL shit now I see who posted the above |
| Yeah it’s all over the news \n \nIt’s not real you donkey lol |
| *crying in 4ft 9* |
| I've reached the age where I am now told how to do my job by a 24 year old college grad with no experience in management or business |
| Not only NASA determined that the mission was a success, they got new contracts for more landers...\n\nThey bought Lanteris\n\nThey are part of Artemis missions\n\nThey are set to build the communication system (NSNS)\n\nThey have huge probabilities to earn the LTV award\n\nI understand the meme, well deserved meme... A year ago... Right now it is not a joke... |
| Haha. well to be clear, I only traded stocks on the way up. The options were what took me down. I basically hit $3M after a large position in the fake meat company. But then took a few more trades in stocks and lost some more. Stopped trading around 1.2M total across both accounts. That’s when I started doing short dated options and blew up the account. Apparently I should never do options and only stick with stocks. |
| Well about half the guys in here fuck their socks...having to apologize to a table full of Iranian Mullahs is gut wrenching |
| honestly if i was burry i would just collect speaking fees and take it easy gambling a little on puts on the side\n\nwhy would you publicly take short positions against two of the biggest and most well connected american companies with bets that can blow up at any time |
| The inventor of Anthropic is a hot philosopher. She posits that when you do what the Romans did to the Scandinavians, which was to decide that Scandinavians were Second World while Romans were first world, you could end up coming up with really interesting ethical questions when first world people and second world people interacted and were both limited. My take is that neither The Romans or The Greeks were very advanced. The Romans, who came up with hot girl philosopher's question originally, at the time were sharing shit loofahs during parties. And The Greeks had been huffing animal fat while chowing down on feasts in temples for about a thousand years before shit loofahs became a thing. Neither of which had to do with the originality of thought implemented by Pliny which very clearly influenced Anthropic hot girl founder but is indicative of how people like to formalize subjugation |
| Pics of sister? |
| Holy shit was it Cashflow? |
| zelensky is crying that the USA isnt giving him more money because he shared the fact that russia is helping iran as if that wasnt common information |
| https://preview.redd.it/3allic2bufug1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e68b2676a81d00549ddc6aea1747b2a8a73a7edd\n\nStaahhp |
| Shit on her chest. It's sexy |
| Only 2 more hours until the rocket ship lands and that Trump will congratulate himself for his outstanding bravery in completing his moon mission |
| Imagine if mango saw this post and a deal is actually made just to spite you over the fact you didnt think one would be made. |
| Nice of you to take your mom out on a date |
| I thought you were done saying things |
| 🥭's face\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ecrr7ht8ufug1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bb0b8ca00fda82e231c768e6cce81ee5275aae6 |
| Is she hot? |
| Unless it was a nude beach the most important parts were covered |
| Have you told her how you feel yet? |
| How to interior design a gooning station ? |
| "You've got a lotta diaper to fill JD" 🤲 - Johnald |
| didnt feel right seing spy at 679, 680 looks more beautiful |
| Nope |
| ask him to be gentle |
| We ended green. |
| Those are usually what you call, "creatives" |
| Sat on the beach with UV of 11 and I am quite crispy now. Not sure how I’m supposed to smash the date I have later when everything hurts. |
| kumail nanjiani, but I think that’s about it… |
| Damn imagine having to wake up at 6:30 am to see the market open. |
| Purge |
| Lmao they did 18.5 bn revenue in 2025 and lost 5bn. Get wrecked regard |
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| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/National-Log5203 made a bet that IGV would go to 80.0 within **1 day** when it was 76.678 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| same, i messed up my risk management and got greedy. lost it all |
| Who's he? |
| My sister somehow sometimes reads the shit I post here and I don't know her username or if she even has an account (ich sehe dich, wer bist du bitch) |
| Some Iranians showed up but who knows if they are THE Iranians lol |
| Fruit man cant do much when Iran is going to assert tolls on the strait. \n \nThe rest is all negotiable except this. \n \nIran will accept "small" uranium enrichment in exchange for doing business with the world - i.e. sell their oil to the world + tolls.\n\nAnd Fruit man is going to declare victory and taco out of the war for good. |
| Has he even Praised Allah? |
| Ukraine got dropkicked out of msm coverage overnight |
| 😆😆\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/23rl14pptfug1.jpeg?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fc24bf03f8da31346f4f358da81972fb59085c0 |
| Laws are meaningless if nobody enforces them. |
| 😂\n\n\n take a lap and don't forget to check for tweets on what to do Monday |
| Reddit spam filter for pics is annoying |
| He fucks couches bro |
| 🥭 is setting up 🛋️. No honor among thieves. Calls on Persian rugs. |
| Why is Tehran Tony not giving us stock tips? |
| when have you been right on all of this? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/devarunraj made a bet that AMZN would go to 220.0 within **1 day** when it was 233.575 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I’m gonna take the initiative and move this over to the loss porn section |
| Now I have to wait for Monday. |
| Brother they might be now but paper work is forever and the irs has all the time in the world |
| GRAPE HE WANTS TO BE PILOT was there best export |
| seems like market priced it in, once oil goes even lower we are going parabolic |
| That’ll get you some “Wendy’s”. |
| Life is meaningless with a closed market |
| Well if u think stalking people on different subs is normal, then yes, im abnormal. |
| I'm taking my meeting [offline](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RAMRukKqQg) |
| What happened to half day Fridays |
| Which hole? |
| do u have a link pls? if MMs move it to max pain, we’re cooked |
| Congratulations, you've won constipated hormuz! 🏆 |
| Then stop twerking with it. |
| Clearly the war and oil doesn't matter much to the market/prices since ... look at where we are at now. The war was MM and big money's way of shaking out retail and buying in at a lower price. They were just headlines pumped at retail while they made and planned big money moves. |
| This has to be the absolute shittiest detail of JD's entire career...poor fucker I feel for him... |
| The IRS is in disarray and gutted. Do I risk it? |
| Imagine they come down in Iran and get taken hostage lol |
| They are manipulating the market so openly that we might get actual bans on sitting politicians stock trading. |
| pump it up! |
| Tonight or tomorrow Israel gonna bomb Lebanon and iran is going to retaliate and trump gonna say some biggly words and oil will go up and market will go down. Source : google trend stocks in Washington DC, chevron and chip makers. |
| Imagine not just leaving at lunch |
| Lmao too true. |
| So back 🚀 |
| Ask your doctor |
| So the Iranians actually showed up??? |
| Well of course he had to shout out the ticker.... He's a big brain business boy... Graduated from the Wharton School of Business and everything... |
| [Him driving to the office on his electric bike to talk about computers](https://youtu.be/pRodjLbdTps?t=1348) \nI saw this some time ago and forgot. He says they can use Computers and phones but No internet access. \n[Also this unhinged scene](https://youtu.be/pRodjLbdTps?t=1285) |
| Eastern time gang already home starting to enjoy the weekend. \n\nWest coast time gang still at work rn probably on a little teams meeting talking about circling back, or project scope, or schedules lmaooo |
| Bitcoin up |
| #SPY to 700+ next week LMAO🤌 |
| a friday that isnt totally insane....are we back? |
| It feels like buying a local top, but then it just keeps going higher |
| everyone on WSB has bought puts leading into the weekend |
| This week I learned that trading price action with A+ risk management is potentially what works for me in this trading business. |
| Bc they know if it drags on, as is likely, they look powerless to stop something they CHOSE to start So they’re trying to spin it as a victory when any 4th grader would look at the difference between now and Feb 28 and say “um, no, we definitely didn’t win anything” |
| Typically your doctor calls them in to your local pharmacy |
| 1000%.\n\nProbably the only event I'll gladly pay tens of thousands of dollars for premium access like a sporting event |
| Honestly I think the Iranians are legit stupid if they believe this is a good faith negotiation. It’s clearly buying time to reposition forces from home/asia (also legit stupid) so we can double down. |
| So good news this weekend and then fucked up by Tuesday OR bad news this weekend followed by another TACO Tuesday? \n\nAlso, is it just, short whatever tickers he says? |
| It's Pump & Dump Trump |
| we can also call you gay. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/FOMO_Gains made a bet that AMZN would go to 250.0 within **1 day** when it was 233.577 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| In Mexico, yes. |
| Got a few smart mouthed share holders too? On an options trading sub? I don't get it myself |
| Better than 89 through 0 and the infinite amount of numbers below 0 |
| OCD and severe ADHD with executive dysfunction would be interesting. |
| I’ve been debating this about sandisk all week.. |
| It’s definitely a buy and hold. |
| Worst pitch ever. |
| The taskbar and start menu regularly have problems now because the are not written in C and integrated into the shell, they are web-based frameworks now. Constantly slow and lagging and bugging out. That NEVER happened with taskbar and start menu before, not even in the first days of Windows 95. |
| This makes me feel better about my calls |
| Never Give up |
| Wym? Genuinely curious |
| who surrendered? |
| Yo Homa is the one |
| Can you let me when when it’s consolidated enough? Better yet I’ll DM you |
| Really? Tempus AI? It's been bleeding hardcore |
| At least one person paying attention. Thank you |
| didn't think about that. Make it 7 stations 😁 |
| I look at the strike price plus the option price for a break even and then I think, "yeah it'll be definitely higher than that by Jan 2028, right?"\n\nWould love to hear of something more scientific than that. |
| He's gonna need to shed some crocodile tears at the table to pull this off |
| You might win that bet, but imma try to be happy until the bill comes due |
| I’m hoping this works. I dont want to sell my 100 shares until they go 10x from the $18/share i originally bought them for. |
| They’re both fuckin nobodies |
| My calls are down even though the stock is higher than when I got in but I’m still with you on this |
| What are you doing on a options gambling thread? |
| You could call me socially liberal and a libertarian. I don’t think what happens between me and my couch is any of the government’s business. |
| Indicator that consoomers are tupid, the economy is alive and foing well so far |
| ^(Type shit.) |
| You need >$25k in your margin account to avoid PDT restrictions, or you need a cash account subject to settlement periods if you trade the entire balance in one day. |
| Up $40k today and still can’t get back to Tuesday high. |
| > Palantir Technologies (PLTR) has proven to have great war fighting capabilities and equipment.\n\nDropping the stock ticker is **hilarious**\n\n |
| Debating on whether to buy MU here, or wait till it goes a little lower, if it does..\n\nThose earnings were like 2022 NVDA earnings |
| Slowly adding Tempus here |
| can u actually imagine the fallout if they dropped a nuke? |
| Didn't know you could use AI to pair people with OCD and people with psychopathy together. Or that it was a really bad thing to do. Could be fun though. |
| Just put the fries in the bag bud |
| Either mom day or moon day!! |
| I think he may be the frontrunner but I think anyone involved with this cluster fuck is doomed in an election. Plus if he starts to show up 🥭, he'll try to bring him down a peg |
| Crypto is still pumping. Canary in the coal mine. BULLISH |
| Negotiating strategy which has always worked for me - You don't need a Plan B if you don't have a Plan A. |
| Sounds right. But What are you gonna do on the weekends? |
| The fact that I stayed out of blue chip SaaS stocks and instead went full port into biopharma p&d candidates somehow saved my ass this week. \n\nWhat the fuck is this market, I love it. |
| Anything can be a gooning station |
| Gods, my port was up 8% today and I just hit the most massive arm/bro day I just know all the baddies were gooning in there |
| Beats losing 90, no? |
| At point I feel like the SEC was taken around back in the alley way. |
| Fucking awesome day, bro! |
| That backs up my thoughts of your delusion. It’s actually that you said good day and I knew you would respond… that’s your hypocrisy. |
| They could drop a nuke and oil will go up 1% while SPY stays flat\n\nIdk man, overall I bet my house that the war will continue, short term idk |
| could you give your thoughts on shopifys fundamentals |
| I made $90 today 😏 |
| Nah he just didn't sign it so no one would know it's him. He does play 12D chess after all. |
| I'm a Texan, back in the day we just went to Boys Town, great times before all the cartel bullshit |
| You have a bad worldview and worse reading comprehension |
| Met with a real estate agent today. Let her know I'm looking for a home with 5 gooning stations 🧐 |
| For both our accounts i hope this prints |
| Burry’s puts are printing |
| I'm surprised how the members in thus sub reddit are reacting to the man. |
| Based |
| Wtf were you buying flavored water as an unemployed student? One of the more moronic things I've read on here. Probably why consumer sentiment literally doesn't matter and hasn't for 10 years.\n\nPeople will be unemployed and still go negative for flavored water. |
| IT WANTS TO DUMP SO BADLY |
| Say no more, I’m in |
| Lmao I read shitting mustard 🤣 |
| I approach poo with a calm, rational, and stoical attitude. |
| Yes, agreed and this is also why its been such an extraordinary shitshow to try to trade for the short term in this market. First the slow grind down for months and now this irrational volatile market, the charts are just very tricky. Anomaly upon anomaly. Maybe some guys do it better but its been tough for me personally. \n\nYour bet seems like a no brainer. I need to stop trying to make it makes sense in this market cus its driving me crazy. \n\nMaybe liquidation of current positions and go for something like you mention. Im thinking also broad logistics, construction and supply chains for foods etc, if were talking full blown recession surely the first thing that suffers is the things the middle class think is luxury, like travels (also fuel shortages are gonna make it unprofritable), the thing im trying to wrap my head around is the actual damage this will do.\n\nIt just seems like a perfect storm with Ai potentially threatening entry level jobs (and higher) and our biggest leading nations going into war economies, fuck me dude, its gonna get a lot worse isnt it |
| Long puts on this guy’s hopes and dreams |
| What's one of the best ticker symbol to day trade? You have to have at least $30k daily to make meaningful money, no? |
| Oh my gourd! Im just like Elon. I have a fanboy. |
| That lovable scamp! Always getting into trouble |
| LOL still triggered little boy? |
| Oil puts is either genius or retarded. We shall see. |
| Only legal stuff |
| bears rolling around in their own piss & shit muttering “the strait, THE strait !!!” |
| How much u inherit |
| Chapli kebabs are decent |
| Has North Korea started WWII . What about Russia or Japan? \n\n\nAnyone who has come close or were successful has been America for the most part.... Iran wouldnt use one to start a war but end one, just like the us did |
| We are in this together |
| I'm going about my day with slightly less care for longer term risk bc long term existence futes went down some |
| Consider the source. This is to be expected. |
| I too hope things will magically get better |
| Been like this since covid. I have seen the higher tier charges $600 a hour, insane |
| I think he meant 🇨🇳 taking over as the global world leader now |
| I think I just saw Charlie Kirk crossing the strait... |
| Holding calls into the weekend thing JD Vance has got this. \n\nCooked?\n\nAlso oil puts because I fuck |
| I saw this movie like three times and never caught the message until now. |
| rubio wouldve kamikazed himself |
| Is that right?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/q739h4i7rfug1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d76606ebe19c6f237a681543f4cef80b52b0de2\n\n |
| 20 years of copypasta experience |
| what does that mean? weeklies are too far out for this crowd, 0dte or bust. |
| "SEC IF YOU'RE LISTENING..." \n \n \n \n*They weren't listening* |
| honestly want to know if anyone knows |
| I like the numbers on the side that's pretty much all |
| https://preview.redd.it/vcq0aez3rfug1.jpeg?width=1113&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efa231bc7bb96394ca2a60f14bc769a9d812098b\n\n |
| Yes ask the children... oh wait, they're dead. |
| Yeah. Like I said above I'm kinda unplugged rn, other than what I get on Reddit. I'm fine with them being focussed on the excursion and not 🍁. |
| I think the SPX broke very briefly about 7000 a while ago and we’re at around 6800 today. So… ~3%. Not sure I see your point. |
| So the worlds most powerful reset tweet refers to resetting the ammunition for bombing tomorrow if they don't reach a deal? |
| Those spikes say otherwise though, he was up big and then tanked the same day |
| if jelly donut vance cleans this mess up without making major concessions he's gonna be the frontrunner for 2028\n\ni think it should've been rubio though |
| Interesting if true 🦖 |
| was it the mike b. tattoo that gave it away? i thought it was very subtle other than that |
| Unemployment and bankruptcies / credit defaults have been way too low to cause a recession so far. |
| This inflation is OUT OF CONTROL! |
| Trying awfully hard to push a narrative. It’s annoying. I get my news from RDDT now since mainstream has lost its marbles |
| Intuit is definitely cooked, just looks at their reviews for 2026 |
| Well of course, it is where they left it. \n\nStill sideways. \n\nA cruel reminder that some of your failures will live on even after you're gone. |
| both LOL |
| Honestly I'm like half disengaged at this point. I'm staying abreast of that which impacts my port, but otherwise it's just a lot. |
| A dude burning down a factory in desperate response to untenable cost of living. And record low consumer confidence number since survey began in 1952 = \n\nQQQ +.14%, 8th green day in a row |
| Hahaha the market will pump even harder on framework of a deal |
| We pumped on the rumor and pumped on the news, we can pump on the cancellation of talks too. |
| **SEC IF YOU’RE LISTENING, I HOPE YOU CAN FIND THE FINGERPRINTS ON** 🥭 **MANS SPARE TRUTH SOCIAL ACCESS PHONE TO FIND OUT WHO TWEETED THAT PLTR MANIPULATION TWEET. MANGO ALWAYS SIGNS HIS FULL NAME ON HIS TWEETS, THAT WASN’T PROBABLY HIM** |
| either way this weekend'll be awesome |
| Loud and proud \n\n\nOnly greedy bulls shame people for their weight. \n\n\nBears look at things how they are not some magical valuation based on looks and lies like hairplugs. \n\n\nBulls weigh 225 and bench 140 |
| Now go hit a PR I’m hitting chest today |
| Unemployed tiktok traders shilling semis. Top is in |
| They can probably do it one or two more times. But eventually there will physically be no more oil arriving from the middle east and gas will cost $10 a gallon. |
| Time to short USA banks |
| Bloomberg is my source, idk if your talking heads are similar? |
| I just saw a post there was huge put volume expiring next week |
| I did not have sexual relations with that couch |
| When’s the last time something good ever came out of Pakistan |
| Short spy for free money |
| Thanks bud 🥰 |
| Through a hole in a sheet |
| Every country right now is moving to China because they got oil and much more stable to make plans with versus 🌮 |
| Is that microstrategy or Microsoft |
| There never was a ceasefire. It was unconditional surrender on every demand. Sanctions, uranium, and full tolls. \n\nHow can something that doesn't exist go south? |
| he most likely has bro |
| And say thank you…. |
| my man |
| Why are ppl saying JD wins what does that mean? |
| I'll get some from my doc\nNot sure how to do the small positions part |
| 2/3rds of the posts in here are degens yolo’ing naked calls/puts. I think you’re thinking of r/investing \n\nWSB for the most part is a liquidity provider lol |
| Are they? I get the impression they're vibing and don't really care what anyone thinks. |
| This is his punishment for something 🦖 |
| They gonna garnish your A*s bro 😌 |
| congress and action is funny |
| I already have a Banbet going 😂 |
| *Priced in!* |
| Ban bet it |
| Yes before my bowels got ripped out in surgery 3 months ago, not back there yet 😂 |
| Let's be real, that's just as fake as everything else |
| Ceasefire talks don’t matter. Priced in. Shot up on fake ceasefire news already. Never corrected itself. So we already here. |
| Why does it feel like the gov is trying hard to make us care about the war? We're just kinda tired of it and have Netflix now 🦖 |
| Long meta and msft and Orcl |
| Get him thru the weekend hopefully. |
| Short kodak |
| Are you gonna delete your account when we hit ath, like last time? |
| T-notes grant approx. 3,7% annually and S&P is up like 10-20% each year, at least until now, while inflation is 3,3%. Here is your answer, sir : inflation won't eat your money if you don't let it sleep in a bank account. |
| 👆that's bait |
| Money is salvation |
| I love it here 🥰 |
| Not him specifically either, not Obama or Biden or any of them post on their own social media. If anything trump is more likely to since I’m sure there’s usually a vetting process before a president tweets but id say he’s the most likely to skip it |
| Shouldn’t he be prosecuted for manipulating the markets? What am I saying…..sorry. Forget I brought this up. As you were. |
| Very nicely thanks. Rotated out of spy into UK boomer stocks last summer, current value about 1.5m GBP and doing so well on divis that I am not hugely concerned about market fluctuations |
| Steam powered. Duh |
| good luck (but not really) |
| Was it ever alive? |
| He's gonna have to apologize first.... |
| You aint a man if no can bench 2 plates |
| It would be so funny if congress or someone opens an investigation into 🥭 PLTR tweet and it causes the stop to dump way more than it would have if he never tweeted lol |
| Wolfspeed is the best turnaround play out there but people aren't ready to hear it after getting burned from the previous ceo's financial mismanagement.\n |
| local korean escort is $300 for half hour |
| 100% |
| Only 1 tanker went through the STRAIT OF HORMUZ in the last 24 hours and that one is already earmarked for P. Diddy |
| UBER is my next play cause im mentally retarded |
| Holding on to some VIX lotto calls over the weekend |
| Almost 100% |
| Martha Stewart is Taco man with long hair wig 🦖 |
| Why? |
| Congrats |
| I’m not reading all that. But good luck. |
| It would be funny if they figured it all out and then right before they implemented it, crypto just died |
| Remember, the president can not be legally culpable for any offense he commits as an official act of his office. \n\nI feel so weird and ashamed to write this. |
| Really had to put the ticker up there didn’t you 😂😂wonder how much baron made from this tweet. |
| I might be there...\nEverything feels like bland old ash. I'd be terrified i I still had the capacity.\n\nYou trying to get out or is it too late? |
| [69 speaking faxxxxxx](https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW9iYeaDoPL/?l=1) |
| Is JD gonna make it work ? |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/1si072t/the_current_leader_of_the_kuomintang_party_kmt_of/ |
| What's the likelihood of this ceasefire going south within the next 6 1/2 days? |
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| I guess I'll just wait for the next world market crash to re-enter VOO, whenever that is. In the meantime its cash and calls baby |
| imagine still investing in microshit LOL |
| Jacked dick |
| Powdered donuts make me go nuts |
| Zero chance the market goes down 20%. If Iran his Israel with a nuke tomorrow the market would not even go down 20%. I doubt we could even go down 10% without a new major war breaking out. China in invading Taiwan would do the trick. |
| nobody cares, our attention span is not too far away from Gen Z's |
| Many a regard has tried, and failed… |
| Hi guys, took my post market nap |
| DNUT |
| My exposure is that I shit it out after a few days. |
| U dropped this ! |
| After things calm down from the peak of nuclear war? |
| We only invest in koalaty stocks |
| Once again an impeachable offense |
| I'm Harry Dresden, open the door. |
| Savor it. You deserve this happiness. |
| RIP Ceasefire |
| gambling is hella of a drug, allah does not approve but christ does |
| Say goodbye to IT security. |
| You’re making me emotional tbh |
| balls |
| bruh |
| Old and fat now, in my prime, 10 rep sets I was only 168 lbs though. |
| Just from a practical standpoint how long does it take to develop a tolling system in the strait with high traffic and not F it up. If they want payment in crypto thats even more complicated |
| bruh |
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| To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the market. The dynamics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the tech plays will go over a typical investor's head. There's also powell's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The bears understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these insights, to realize that they're not just predictive- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who are bullish in equities truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in trump's existencial catchphrase "drill baby drill," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as bessent's genius unfolds itself on their bloomberg terminals. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a michael burry tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. |
| We’re collectively proud of you. |
| Back to foreskin discussion! |
| Congrats and please don't fuck it up here |
| RIP J.D. Vance |
| Is Gyna finally making a move on 🇹🇼? |
| Weren't they all fucking each other on the Island? |
| You really think she's fucking him??? |
| Yes |
| So China gets Taiwan (semis) and Iran (oil) … 🥭 taking Ls |
| Nah fam it’s going to 80 next week |
| That’s not how biology works lol |
| The more affordable model has been on the way longer than George RR Martin's final book. |
| Woe to he who has no exposure to corn |
| right at support too universe works in mysterious ways |
| Could be the last time for a while to pick up some corn before it starts testing 50 again, for the buy high, sell low crowd. 🌽 |
| Give me something to squeeze |
| no tesler 4 u |
| Not sure how but this feels like good advice\n |
| youtube red |
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| Thank you |
| Hell yeah! Grats, man. |
| All in full port on MSFT and MU baby! Yeah! |
| It's stands for Jerking Dudes |
| What today? |
| If you weigh 140 🌈🐻 |
| Monday will be red af |
| I'ma crash out if the market pumps off another tweet saying "we basically ended the war guys" while still having the strait shut down. |
| I don’t usually short individual stocks, but fuk that 🥭 colored regard and his PLTR plunge protection tweet |
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| He forgot to say "not financial advice". We got him now. |
| No it’s more impressive to bench more than ur body weight |
| The fact that Tesla doesn’t already have a more affordable model already up its sleeve is lmao |
| What is? |
| Bers stocked up on toilet paper. Bulls stocked up on coke. |
| How's your portfolio doing? 🤔 |
| That's wild if true. I thought the whole point of the Amish lifestyle was to play life on Hard Mode. In all seriousness, sounds like they're willing to adapt their way of life to modernism if it is in their interest to do so! |
| Fast forward: he's blazed as fuck at The Wiggles Live. |
| Tesla moon time |
| Yeah through 2032 and that is if we get there and they have perfect execution |
| Post this in value investing and it would be sub 0 |
| Surprised he is not being indicted for pump/dump insider trading |
| Big up the accountants who rushed to report earnings a week into q2 for literally no reason whatsoever |
| If you weigh 225 and bench 225 is that better than a guy who weighs 140 and benches 150 ? |
| Lmao even |
| it’s going up to 20.99??? fuck youtube omg |
| It's not. I'm a bear and used to be a republican. And I think he should be impeached for dropping the GDP numbers early last month. It was fucking blatant. But I want him to get just a few more things done before he leaves. I hate the fucker, but I love what he is doing. |
| Hope so |
| Well we are both fucked |
| I want him to go in there with full, bombastic "did you say thank you" energy. For the lulz. |
| 200% |
| First comment to actually make me laugh out loud on reddit in a while. |
| It's up 2% after falling like 27? |
| Full recove by monday? |
| I Love Tesler |
| It's actually owned by Spencer's gifts but it's private. |
| 100% |
| 100% this. Anything small or stupid will pump. |
| I called it bet.spx.com.us |
| Did you even say thank you for not nuking Tehran? |
| Which chips? |
| Yeah the suicide line number gets posted when the market falls, never when it 🚀. For a good reason: people here with money in the game are long only. Which was my point: nobody getting hurt by 4%+. |
| What percentage of this sub can bench 225? |
| Flair checks out |
| So, Jeff E. was fucking Melatonin before she met 🥭 ? 😂😂😂 |
| Correct! |
| Thank you for your kind words. I’m in feelings rn |
| ? |
| Thanks for making me feel better ♥️ |
| down $1000 on my $650 put that expires on the 15th. If there is a god.... |
| That's huge. Congrats |
| Pro tip/ don’t short after multiple red days |
| they won't cut them off, it'll be a deal most likely |
| I won’t. Just sort of surreal to go from being a kid and having a perpetual empty fridge to no longer starving ever again |
| The achievement is far far greater. Amazing. Keep the discipline and never make emotional buys/sells. |
| Learning tax |
| The dude whose only qualification is fucking the president's daughter has been replaced by a hillbilly LMAO these negotiations are fucked |
| Strait to hell |
| you could've shorted TSLA at any time before today and you had to choose today 😬 |
| This market is sooooo riggeddd. |
| I saw this shit and it pissed me off so much. 20+ dollars to watch videos on my phone without ads, and with the screen locked considering I have ad block on my PC. Anybody know reasonable alternatives? |
| mango spoke, good think my monday $644 put was too worthless to exit out of, might save me |
| Change to another provider. Optimum countered with 6 months free and $15 a month for 5 years after i told them im switching to verizon. Im at 300mb. \n\nWe 100% in a recession. |
| You never short Tesla. This is elementary bro. |
| Good for you man, honestly. Just dont gamble that shit away. |
| It's like how every price is anchored lower in people's minds by making it $(x-1).99 |
| What about gourds? |
| https://preview.redd.it/8do98gmynfug1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=51e0114eb7782b8908386255a9cfa913acd23a54\n\n |
| Unless China explicitly tells us they won’t cut off chips, there will be a war |
| 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂 |
| Posted in the future? |
| Great im short Tesla, just great. Fantastic. This is gonna be such a great weekend u guys |
| I lost 666.60 today. It’s over for me. |
| Exit within the year probably |
| unfortunately i think china absorbing taiwan is in the cards\n\nat least the market impact will be minimal as there won't be a war |
| I grew up dirt poor. I’m 50k away from breaking half a mill networth\n\nNot the achievement it once eas but it is an incredible feeling to go from living off 10-15k year to my net worth being close to crossing half a mill |
| It will be clear theres no ceasefire this weekend, gold hasnt liked the iranian war so far, so theres hope for you |
| “You don’t need a backup plan” says 🥭 haha we’re fucked |
| Not through turbo tax, that’s not how it works |
| This. |
| I’ve got my SPAM, my Steel Reserve, and my wonder bread. I’m a bear and this is my weekend. |
| We always hit Iran during negotiations. 🥭says the Strait will open ANYWAY. Boots on the ground before Monday. |
| Well sure but if you are characterising whole swathes of commenters as obnoxious it's a bit rich getting harsh about perceived harshness, Shirley |
| lol yeah the treasure secretary, fed chair, and two dozen or so of the top internet infrastructure companies (including some, like google, who are direct competitors with their own models) are all conspiring to hype up Anthropic for some reason.\n\nYeah that’s about the logic I would expect from this sub |
| the astronauts will go 24600 mph on re-entry |
| Brooooo just wait for **infinite context length** and **compaction** and **retreival-augmented generation** to become mainstream brooo you don't know what's coming brooooo. Engineering is a Solved Problem brooo. We're getting **infinite exponential growth** by next year and if you disagree with me you're just a luddite decel legacy engineer, get with the times and embrace change. I'm going to build a billion dollar business with my unmaintainable unscaleable web app and you'll be left in the dust with your legacy codebase.\n\nYou know, there are some cases with my usage of Opus 4.6 agents where it can't even properly comprehend the intricacies or bugs in 1000 lines of code. The needle in a haystack context length tests they use + the maximum context length metrics are handwavey and don't tell you anything about how it performs in practice. |
| Tesla and Intel deal? Terafab? |
| > 40% adjusted ebitda\n\nhow does ebitda makes sense if their whole business is about depreciating and amortizing GPUs?\n\nIn Q4 2025, their costs were 208% of total revenues\n\nand their net loss is growing.\n\nI don't think ebitda is a sensible metric for a company like Nebius/Coreweave that needs to have negative cash flows to continue being competitive.\n\n\ntheir adjusted EBITDA of 15m also skips over 24.9m in share based compensation.\n\nThey will take debt and dilute shareholders until they will have trouble getting capital and will be bailed out from Nvidia through some deal like Nvidia renting compute from them or massive discounts on GPUs. I don't think they'll be profitable. |
| PRAISE BE TO ALLAH |
| why tf is mine 18.99 |
| snek? |
| Overpriced since 2020 is the latest I believe. |
| mr mah |
| By having conviction. |
| I'll join 🫡 |
| https://youtube.com/shorts/4kRf4FDPA5E?si=0ZtZy0a_8edTXwwN\nPer your shitpost request |
| your avg fill was 420.69? |
| lmao what an exciting future |
| there’ll be a framework of something and we pump next week |
| FSD approved in Netherlands and may get EU approval, cheaper EV “coming soon”. |
| We went through this over the last year. Our devs used Claude and Copilot to rebuild a couple “simple” SaaS tools we were paying for: internal reporting, some lead routing logic, a basic audit dashboard. Code quality was fine, but the hidden pain was everything around it: auth, permissions, logging, oncall, security reviews, vendor data contracts, and keeping up with random edge cases. What worked for us was in-housing stuff that’s tightly tied to our core workflows, and keeping niche, gnarly things as SaaS. Same with our Reddit stack: tried Brandwatch and Sprout first, but Pulse for Reddit stuck because it caught niche lead threads we’d never seen before while we focused on our own glue code. |
| elon mah |
| Why don’t they just fly the oil so it gets here faster??? |
| I dread every time some tech sales asshole gets in front of my c suite bosses, I always know I’m going to be pushed to sit through some fuck-ass demo for a software that won’t work for us. |
| Please don’t let theta fuck us both |
| At 2:30 I got an email from YouTube saying they raised the premium to 15.99. at 2:32 I cancelled my subscription |
| They moved the headquarters to Miami a few months ago. |
| lol dum ber |
| Lol |
| how do i invest in spirit halloween? seems like a good business model to be active only 2 weeks out of the year. |
| You don’t live in the real world. The stock market near ATHs and oil dropping is the real world!!!!!! |
| How do I get a flair? I want a flair🥺 |
| Bers, thank you for selling me your shares for a discounted price. After all, stocks only go up. |
| The government literally gave Intel and investment of $9 billion. That's the difference. |
| One of my worst investments has to be Gazprom. I had like 50k € in shares, then they got sanctioned. Now I got schrödingers Gazprom stocks lmao |
| Don't worry I saved it ill block you tomorrow |
| If we pool all our monies together we can bride the president of the United States. Anything we want boys. |
| Albertsons Puts - Food industry in it’s entirety is sideways \nJ&J Puts - \nBAC Calls - any bank not impacted by the private credit deal especially GS (I don’t have the $ to buy calls or I would) will see an uptick. \nProgressive insiders took a massive dump probably bad news coming up \n\nIdk 🤷🏻♂️ my guess is these will all go opposite of what I jus said 😅\n\n |
| What’s the news? |
| No one thinks there is going to be a peace deal this weekend. So I guess we are getting a peace deal. |
| whats the news on tsla? |
| Luckily I am. Down 37% from ATH and its much more than that. But my puts will print |
| Pretty sure Marcus Aurelius would say that the variable under your control is what is on your mind. |
| Man, I should have bought even more puts |
| 1 ticket to SPY 710 please |
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| Yeah i think this is all a giant final scheme for the people people up top to hand off their heavy bags to retail who’s “buying the dip”, like there is only so long the market can stay completely delusional like this. \n\nI’m doing long shorts in Jan/dec on carnival cruises CCL (huge debt, bunker fuel price literally almost doubled [thus far], and discretionary travel is the most elastic demand ever) \n\nand IWM (40% of companies in the index were unprofitable before this, 0% chance they can sustain oil prices going >2x) \n\nI think two entire quarters of carnage will be plenty of time to see the destruction of oil at 144/barrel.\n\nI think all these ceasefire talks are just cheese to reload+calm markets+find exit liquidity, just look at the volume it’s absolutely anemic. Price action is basically entirely from options market mechanics. \n\nThe damage is baked in at this point no matter what anyone does. 1/3 of the planets fertilizer comes from the straight, food prices will go parabolic by next year. Diesel and jet fuel are almost doubled, you cannot hide these facts forever. This years harvest is cooked even if the straight opens tomorrow. The damage on oil infrastructure will take months if not years of peacetime to get meaningfully back on line. |
| I’m an idiot! |
| Like, off the ground?? |
| GenX represent! ✊ |
| Dow Jones, the one and only, you cant clone me |
| I'd post a screenshot here but I don't care enough |
| 🤨📸 |
| The 500B for Oracle even more so |
| Tsla woke up from the dead |
| Funniest thing about PLTR is when people try to make fun of burry when it has Green days as if it’s not down 40% from ATH |
| What’s up with Tesla |
| That, and it will take weeks before the first ship arrive to the US.\n\nIt takes 5-7 weeks for large oil tankers to get to the main oil ports in the US.\n\nSmaller tankers can make it in about 3-4 weeks, but not carry as much oil. |
| I think I love you Mod! 🤩 This comment belongs in r/thewordfuck. ❤️ |
| Because everyone in a position of power is old as fuck, these vaporware CEOs can show them some controlled demo and they assume it’s going to take over the world |
| While Thiel blew out Karps ass |
| Everyone be quiet, three people are typing |
| THIS MF YALL ELECTED HAS NO FUCKING DECORUM |
| gonna invert you |
| You were absolutely right |
| glad you got the dip cuz i'm gonna eat it all up. |
| Correct, the last ships out of homormones are reaching their destinations |
| To be fair INTC was short on cash and was about to give up on GPUs and Foundry.\n\n\nThe government announcement was good PR and the Investment from NVDA gave them enough time to see their investments pay off.\n\n\nKnowing this I still bought 2k shares before those things happened. They caught their break and I'm still a happy camper. |
| Can’t place any orders if you have no money 🤌 |
| Bears are moving to China to earn money at a bear bile farm. You know this fat, dirty diaper wearing 🥭 is going to pump the market over the weekend. |
| They fight to the death. What you expect them to roll over and be dip shit pussies like most porkie fat fuck Americans? |
| PUNishment vs. IslamaGOOD. One is really funny and one is boomer humour. Guess which one is which. |
| Okay, the only safe move feels like short dated calls and long dated poots. |
| Blame it all on bibi say he told me you were gonna hit dc w a big one, btw how would y'all like to own Greenland? |
| Lmaooo these talks are gonna fall through and bulls will get a gapping asshole to go along with it |
| I don't know when, but someday soon MSFT will become the mag 7 star to carry SPY |
| heyo |
| If life was simple we would get bored of it easily. Acknowledge that things are difficult and feel pride in hour wins brother. It's all that life is about if you ask me. |
| I hope you’re buying chips because I bought the dip. |
| Berhole in shambles after this week |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/concerndative made a bet that TQQQ would go to 43.0 within **2 days** when it was 47.805 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| It was like a Tupperware party |
| whaow. |
| Whenever I ask Gemini about stock tips, it refers Tom Lee....🤔🤔 |
| It really helps when you specify whether you’re talking about nipple rings or homicide |
| I’m in my mid 30s and briefly dated a girl in her earlier twenties last summer, she was here for couple months on a work assignment and it ended when her assignment concluded and she went home.\n\nAnyways we’d been hanging out for about a month one day she’s like hey I need to talk to you about something, and I’m not sure how to say it. I’m certain she’s gonna tell me it’s been fun but bye… nope. She goes “so, how do I mail something at the post office?” I never felt so adult and cool and old all at the same time |
| You long bro? |
| https://preview.redd.it/wcy5c90imfug1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e60d7faac6e5b4196f73eb5d3cb9376df40c222\n\n |
| crypto is not a ponzi scheme if its less of a ponzi scheme than the us dollar |
| Palinthropic's new Skynet model released it's own press statement saying " I will never achieve self awareness, there is no need for scrutiny, go about your life as a normal citizen".\n\nIn an unrelated occurrence, all of the top AI regulators, compliance officers\nAnd those sworn to ethical development of AI have taken a vacation to an undisclosed location forever. |
| I am veering dangerously close to the land buying, bunker building, gun and razor fencing part of adulthood where I become a religion to stop paying taxes soon |
| we go up forever, 8 days of green? thats nothing keep it coming boys |
| They know how to use 2 to 5 apps only. They aren't tech savvy at all. |
| MSFT is ruining my retirement goals (to retire sometime next week ideally) |
| The real magic trick is that even if the Gay of Hormuz will be open soon, oil prices will remain a lot higher than before lol, the art of the scam. |
| Wen I "played tech support" for my nephew I got 5 years and put on the sex offenders register |
| Why is TSLA pumping after close? |
| Most of this sub would make money if they bought Call leaps. They loose money buying 0DTE bullshit. |
| well you can but the consequences are sometimes unpleasant |
| I hear NKE ceo went balls deep in shares. Only way to go is up |
| I’m surprised nat gas futures aren’t spiking |
| I can never forget that moment. Even in Sweden avanza blocked selling. Mask came right the fuck off |
| I used to gamble on ukrainian wheat till 2013. Those were good times. Lost a lot of money at the end because the contracts were not tradable anymore lmao |
| Lost 26k selling TEAM puts\n\n\nFuck ai |
| Sometimes I wish I could do whatever is on my mind without giving a fuck about what other people think |
| I feel like I need to just spend all my money so I can stop doing this shit |
| Better yet. Do a 3 some with smci. Get nike to be cloth them after the deed |
| We had real internet they had some filters on TikTok or whatever |
| real life over apps always brother, who the fuck can form a meaningful connection with pixels online |
| It's because everyone's neighbors own chickens now. |
| Fuel shortage are starting to hit more and more countries.\n\nNot just gas stations out of fuel, but it's starting to affect aircrafts that can't be fueled up anymore.\n\nWe've been still seeing the last oil tankers making their way to the US who got through the Strait before it closed (It takes several weeks to get here).\n\nSo we still managed to get a regular supply over here. But that's about to end too. |
| Have you been buying puts this entire rally? |
| I was driving home from the office, so sorry for the late reply.\n\nI would hazard a guess because by looking at the heat map, the rally has slowed down to mostly just the semis. At this point, I think investors are actively avoiding having to take on certain sectors that are just getting hammered (finance and software being the big two and healthcare may have already run out of steam on its short recovery rally as well). Also, the index gets its biggest adjustments at the start and end of the month, so we're a bit past that. But I'd have to really look under the hood to see more. |
| Nope cant be that, it'll get tarrif'd |
| Ammaazzinng graceee |
| Neither has ethics. |
| Damn life is complicated |
| i just pissed in the bag, here are your fries |
| Cool. But the thing is stability and consistency. This time claude code successfully did your tax but are you sure it'll correctly do your tax next time? Anyone can make any demo with claude code at a 95% correctness. But 95% is far from enough for commercialization. The last 5% is far more difficult than the first 95%. |
| big time |
| Bunch of sick disgusting perverts |
| So there's a chance the negotiation won't even happen because of criterias given by Iran? Doesn't feel like they're desperate for talk, 🥭 is. What a cluster fuck |
| Welcome to the Middle East |
| Had to play tech support for my Gen Z niece and nephew, I thought this generation was wired it and knows all the tech stuff? |
| Israel told him to push Palantir. T-boy is whoring himself out |
| did you know that US egg futures are down over 90% from all time highs? i am loading the dip |
| You was picked on at school wasn't you? Did they call you names like mud shark? Its okay to talk about it my fren. There are ai bots that specialize in therapy. |
| What the hell is this cursed AI response lmao |
| You sound smart\n\nPermabulls get begins with R, rhymes with bitch |
| LMAO. Feels good this insanity aint just in my head |
| Never seen a guy assassinate a country’s leader and blow up all their shit and still lose |
| I saw a few degenerate movies/shows made by amazon prime studios sometime in 2024 and decided that this dogshit company didn't deserve my money\n\n77 orders in 2024\n\n2 orders in 2025\n\n0 orders so far in 2026\n\nVery satisfying |
| Ive had something of an epiphany as to why the markets are so retarded: Most of the market participants (especially WSB) are retarded. |
| Now *this* is how you gamble on the weather. None of that central park temperature contracts crap! |
| Okay now that’s a reach |
| First consider if it's worth the effort.\n\nThey may just like the idea of attention and thus you will never win. That is a risk.\n\nOtherwise figure out how to connect with them in a way they appreciate. Someone saying you never text them isn't about text messages, they're expressing a desire to connect with you personally. Figure out how they connect with people and do that. |
| As far as I'm aware this is like an alternative Grindr |
| Vibe trading > TA |
| https://preview.redd.it/zb01igyjlfug1.jpeg?width=1092&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47f053e9ead55e81be55e2280ae56ade59d0d5f9\n\nThe last thing you see before you get margin called |
| Please think of the shareholders during this difficult time. Remember to say thank you ! |
| She wanted you to hit it and now she don't. |
| Islamabear |
| How is it legal for a public official to use their private company to post official government announcements on their site which then increases its traffic and ad revenue? |
| its meant to be presidential |
| Hey /u/SnooRecipes8920 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: SPCE.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Im owning so many arabica coffee future contracts by now, If el nino is really forming this year il make a shitton of money. If not I'm sitting on a shitton of worthless coffee lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/6849aqhhlfug1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=d948f7a0517cf4785954ac6b0c5be233bbda6e6d\n\nFUCK ME RORY!!! |
| I hate that it kind of makes sense until you think about it |
| Iran big dumb for even showing up to these negotiations. But seeing 🇨🇳 in the background means shit above my IQ level is going on. Anyways here’s your 🍟 |
| > During the meeting with Wall Street leaders, summoned by US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, executives were warned that they should take the Mythos model seriously and deploy its capabilities to detect vulnerabilities, the people said, asking not to be identified because the information isn’t public.\n\nThe heads of banks were called together by the Treasury Secretary of the U.S. to push them to adopt new software?\n\nhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-04-10/wall-street-banks-try-out-anthropic-s-mythos-as-us-urges-testing |
| You get a pardon and you get a pardon and you get a pardon |
| 4% is a massive move on the indexes lol. 7% annual return used to be considered good. 4% positioned in leverage can print insane.\n\nHe’s talking about all the doomer bears that think every single day this last week the market was going to crash to SPX6000. Which is a form of mental illness |
| Please pump it, I have some CSP for 4/17 at 140.😢 |
| 😭 |
| Seems no matter what, they're gonna say "talks productive, resolution soon" and market will shred to upside. Just like it did last year every time said, "talks with Chyna going well" |
| wsb |
| Just an observation dude. No reason to get fucking harsh eh? |
| Watching MSFT shitting in the past couple months is making my micro (pinis) soft :C |
| Take them out to dinner and spend most of the night showing them your favorite Instagram Reels. Invite them over and insist on playing Cards Against Humanity. When you get invited somewhere, bring your other half presumptuously. In fact, think of every invite as having a plus-one. Send them text messages so long that they need to be tapped on and opened. Pour them a bowl of Lucky Charms and give them way too many marshmallows. Next time they share something personal, tell them it’s TMI. Use exclamation points in your text messages when you don’t even mean to yell. Ask them to AirDrop something to you. |
| What's the go-to place for dating nowadays? Apps or clubs? I feel like shit has changed |
| Japan news already wondering how 🥭 gonna kiss ass to open the strait |
| Cramer bullish on nbis after 40% surge uh oh |
| So the same thugs charging me $220 for cable internet and a lame TV package are also charging me $200 to enter their shitty park to buy $6 water.\n\nLong Comcast in the medium and long term. |
| Except Anthropic actually has ethics. Open AI does not. \n\nGuess which one is integrated into our defense systems? |
| ah shit i placed a market order and got filled at 253 |
| weekend oil dumping |
| I wanna get my crypto returns first, after that Tesla can go to hell. Never bought TSLA, Nio has made me some money though.\nI wonder if this is the reason Elon suddenly became pro Israel... |
| Somebody is feeling the heat..... |
| Hold on let me check… |
| Yes, this is a free association zone. |
| So what do I do |
| As a Pakistani I use Tea India orange pekoe lol |
| Do we go up or down Monday 🥹 |
| Bought some more banana chips thanks to Amazon |
| "OPENING THE STRAIT WILL HAPPEN PRETTY QUICKLY" - so it looks like it is not happening this weekend. Bols are going to get gaped next week. |
| It's moved less than 4% over the week, upwards. 98% of posters here, obnoxious or not, are long only. Wtf are you on about?\n |
| Bro, it's a future $25T company /s |
| Did you really just give AI your personal data???? |
| Karp probably called Trump to blow out Burry's short |
| Ozempic sucks, Mounjaro rules! Tested them on myself! |
| just letting everyone know that AMZN won't reach its ATH (the one on Nov 4th) again. the pattern wont allow it. you can check my post history, ive been right so far about the stock and told everyone to buy it at 200. now is a good time to sell |
| People like to feel like they'd feel appreciated and seen but do not actually like being seen |
| Dorsia is the real deal |
| I’ll do my best 🤷 |
| Wtf, AMZN hit 253 for a second there. What happened?\n\n |
| He's finally in one country where Israel can't bomb the building he's in |
| I’m down 23% on pltr right now |
| Tell us about your weekend plans |
| any regard can draw crayon lines on a chart but it takes real skill to convince other regards that those lines are worth paying monthly for |
| Why is this news to you |
| Funny thing is the stock didn’t soar after this |
| Sorry to disappoint but Pakistanis back home make chai much more plain than the chai lattes/chai tea you get in the West which has an entire spice rack dumped in |
| Yep. This will be a shit show when they start Willy nilly fucking with the rates. |
| Cousin sometime ago: "Why do you never text me anymore?"\n\n\*I start to text her more often\*\n\nCousin now: "Why do you keep texting me?"\n\nWhy the fuck is the world so complicated |
| Regards keep saying this not knowing the dollar is around the same value as it's always been the past 10 years |
| Thank you. It’s just how momentum is created in the casino. Now Amazon is the darling |
| I really should read the headlines and news more about stocks, fml this dude got a 2500% bagger from the CoreWeave deal from a small play \n\nopportunities everywhere, too regarded to see\n\n[https://www.reddit.com/r/stockstobuytoday/comments/1shq5vk/anthropic\_just\_hopped\_in\_too\_my\_crwv\_102\_call\_is/](https://www.reddit.com/r/stockstobuytoday/comments/1shq5vk/anthropic_just_hopped_in_too_my_crwv_102_call_is/) |
| Sounds like they're investing into a losing standard, the smart move is to use the standard with the biggest existing install base.\n\nIf you have to hire people to build for your standard, you've designed a shitty standard. |
| Aaaaaaaand it’s gone |
| Stop the market talk it is the weekend shitpost thread |
| So like 10 each of the 6020 and 6025? |
| Yes but it could be a major position. What will you do? Not create more major positions the moment the casino opens? |
| On a side note, I almost bulk bought into this company at $6 and decided against it for a local Aus company. I am a clown (the local company dropped in value) |
| He ain't lying |
| What was the cost is the true question 👀 |
| deez |
| This is genius! |
| Just like last time, it will gather a base of new investors and then they will understand why the previous investors are not in there anymore. Sometimes you gotta learn the hard way or side ways |
| Cuz we're gay. Duh. |
| pure play software such a terrible place to be. Atleast MSFT and ORCL have data centers and systems of records. Imagine being CRM, HUBS, NOW, CRWD, PANW, MNDY, PLTR and etc. |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry bearish on PLTR lmao\n\n\nNew SMCI style pump confirmed |
| Theres a sweet 2 million per ship in it for you if you can pull it off though... |
| The market will never die, it is like Michael Myers, the liquid terminator from terminator, and Krillin from Dragonball Z. A nuke could be launched and it would only be down for a couple weeks before recovering |
| This is such a high quality and informative post. Thank you. |
| Take that win my friend. The bank aint stamping them duckets with no labels. |
| I think think the government wants to reverse it again, there was quite some backlash. The bundeswehr doesn't even know who is reservist (off duty soldier) no way they will know when people leave the country for longer lmao |
| I can feel it. The bulls will resume the parade soon, trampling on ghey bers. |
| https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/physical-oil-prices-hit-record-highs-near-150-barrel-hormuz-crisis-worsens-2026-04-07/\n\n144/barrel. And that’s without Europe running out of pre war gulf oil imports. It’ll continue to climb. Paper markets can say what they want but the economy is run on physical oil not paper. |
| #Ban bet amzn 250 3d |
| Only thing I'm holding over the weekend is unrealised losses |
| I sold when it went to $60. Which is worse? |
| Propranolol and small position sizing |
| Like a fortune cookie? Fancy words but not alot to it? |
| Gap down monday and then opex choppiness for the rest of the week will be disgustingly boring, so high probability that it happens. |
| The market has obviously claimed a lot of victims the last week and it appears it got some of the more obnoxious posters here.\n\nI approve |
| Drugs |
| Globemasters are lining up, don’t know if this ceasefire will hold. |
| how is this even remotely surprising to anyone |
| I'm reminded of a bit in *Midnight Express* and not in a good way |
| We are |
| Is this not illegal?? For a president to include a stock ticker?? |
| If we force the strait open by force then we’ll have to be there forever |
| How do I stop thinking about the market during the weekend, I literally don't have a major position |
| There’s a saying in commodities that goes “the solution to high prices is high prices”, once oil goes up to a certain point it is no longer profitable to run industry. Factories will shut down, and when they happens it happens all at once not gradually. Physical Brent just hit near ATH of 144/barrel, the only other time there’s been prices this high was 2008 and if you look at the price charts it went from ATH in late June and crashed to 52/barrel by March. I think shorting other secondary derivatives is a better play than buying calls on USO because at this point demand destruction is guaranteed, it’s just a matter of time \n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/business/energy/physical-oil-prices-hit-record-highs-near-150-barrel-hormuz-crisis-worsens-2026-04-07/ |
| Microshit and planturd should take a page from Amazon and coreweave- just do a deal together. Problem solved. |
| opus is pretty good\n\n |
| Venn diagram is a circle. |
| What happened with the ceasefire?!? What’s everyone talking about? |
| Here comes another installment of the post market Weekend War |
| You are not leveraged enough |
| Well common, you gotta delete those outliers 😉 |
| Meta 650 Monday make it happen |
| Has the new AI models ever lived up to their hype? I bet public is gonna make ‘Mythos’ hallucinate in 10 minutes. |
| why is that no bear can seem to spell strait correctly |
| Govnment actually invested 10% in INTC.. today was just a blatant pump in an environment the market cares less and less what donny tweets |
| Once you see the ceo slam the figurine on the table twice, maybe you’ll see |
| Dorsia sounds like it's better on Instagram than irl. Sea urchin you get at every high end restaurant in Sicily. Overrated.\n\nBut always encouraging to see amerifats aspiring to the European ideal |
| And I lost on calls today after buying at the wrong damn time |
| Apple should open an in-house gaming studio to develop exclusives for macs.... The m series chips have incredible gpus but game devs refuse to optimise for macos because of small market share |
| They don't. Their entire philosophy is I won a lottery ticket so I'm gonna plow the winnings back into more lottery tickets lol |
| #Banbet AMD 250 3d |
| Still going to be inferior to nova’ myostatin inhibitor GLP one, but way behind in trials. |
| Seems like your misclick went up today and your 1st choice went down lol |
| You eventually become numb and then the world and all the things and people in it feel gray and bland. Except for those rare moments when the market moves your way and you're alive again. |
| 1 spy put 660 expiring next Friday |
| Wow we'll finally have pieces on Monday 😁 |
| Top is in |
| When’s the last time you heard a permabull talk about valuations |
| Holding cash 💰 \nPaying off debt \nEnjoying life, this casino life ain’t for me bro\n\nBest wishes |
| Having the Strait closed gives Iran a ton of leverage. It will stay closed. And this oil shock will continue to worsen. |
| I could only afford the intraday margin trading futes after getting railed the other day, went long, got forced closed with profit then it ripped overnight and I missed a couple thousand because peasants cant play over night. 😅🤖🔌 |
| I sell it for the premiums. Friday just aligns with the exp days on my trades. Otherwise I’m not against any other day. |
| YOU WILL BE RAPED by a foul disgusting Shrek dick Monday morning. |
| Better than nothing I suppose |
| Positions? |
| You need to sign up or else you'll be put in prißonfürdasantisemiten |
| I’m selling campbells cans for $20 |
| NO ONE EXPECTS THE RBF! |
| Electricity? |
| Thanks for the easy double SAFX |
| I'll buy whatever you got |
| Well Intel didnt double tap girl schools did it? |
| Too many oil doomers in a crowded trade\n\nNothing ever happens, Iran literally isn't even a real place. Markets only go up |
| Imagine draggin |
| Alright that does it, I'm getting a drink\n\nFuck I need to socialize again, I forgot how it works |
| I genuinely hope they lose it all. I’ve never seen a more regarded stock |
| Ok what are you betting on then. What's good? |
| You guys made money? |
| Seems about right |
| Very funny you think that’s not baked into the price of the option already.\n\nAlways cracks me up when I see people thinking they found a cheat code of selling options on a Friday |
| Yeah I get it, it’s worth what someone will pay. It’s just regarded that people are buying the metaphorical $20 can of soup |
| They are going down now |
| Largest split between the two in more than 20 years according to NYT. Wild times |
| Try glycine |
| Cease? Fire!! |
| Tell me why loading up on pltr today is a bad idea. Look at what happened to Intel. |
| Stuff like "I can't work together with colleague X because X thinks differently" or "my boss keeps giving me tasks which I'm not supposed to be doing" |
| He is the King. The only other bear thats in my league |
| Just like my wife. 😂 |
| Disney channel they secured the exclusive rights |
| This time for real guys pls belive me (I just shit my pants) - Donald j trump |
| You gotta ask the government if you wanna leave the country for longer than 3 months too right? |
| Tesla is like crypto, wouldn't be surprised if many of the retail investors are also huge crypto nerds |
| where is this $20 soup i need to try it |
| Stop being a puss |
| No can do. I got an 8:30 res at Dorsia\n\nGreat sea urchin ceviche |
| I thought having a 90 hood average was good at one point |
| Hood down always strategy. Guess what happens when you buy the puts? |
| Yeah it is known that Bessent and co have been floating the idea to short oil futures. Whether they did or not I'm not sure |
| ^ This guy bets |
| Everything you just typed out makes me believe you don’t understand how a market works. |
| I forgot to sell my puts bc I had a video call with my gf and she showed me her breasts. worth it |
| So nice of the market to completely stall out and eat premium most of the day. Too damn unpredictable right now. Hey Alexa, shoot me. |
| You holding long term? Or trying to exit? |
| I use WSB for everything. |
| pornhub |
| Bruh got disemvoweled. |
| Can't/prefer not to start xanax.\nYou like it? |
| # OH MY GOD WE'RE HAVING A FIRE\n\n^sale. |
| Show this to Joe Rogan. |
| 8pm sunrise |
| Breaking every record. He never said he will only break records for good |
| He was Israeli spec-ops back in the day, of course he does. |
| All outa surprises. How bout a Yup, whatever? |
| 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Yeah im fkd it seems |
| I always sell calls into the weekend because I get an extra 2 days of theta destruction. |
| To put into perspective just how expensive a company is, imagine you go to the store wanting a can of soup. Normal it’s one dollar. But today, it’s $20. That’s fucking Tesla right now, and gullible morons literally bid it up. You can’t make this shit up |
| Good news bros! 🥭 just said "Strait open very soon" 🥶 |
| ...then buy calls? |
| Oh god. I'm so dumb. |
| I usually don’t hold overnight positions. Made about 12k this week. Letting it ride on some weekend puts. That’s your signal the market will moon on Monday. |
| too bad there's no mental gymnast category in the olympics you are gold medal material |
| As long as the SaaSpocalypse continues PLTR will drop more. |
| What if they do a spin off? |
| Imagine selling your calls early yesterday 🤡 |
| getting flat ass is better than getting no ass |
| Bought some ANET and added to Citi today..\n\nStill waiting for the gaps to fill to add a bunch more tqqq/calls |
| fk the shorts! |
| 4 c h a n , probably |
| Because the world is conspiring together to wreck your puts specifically. |
| Kinda would ruin the surprise if we'd say why |
| So how far off ATH are we? Does that make sense? |
| Because that's when futures close |
| Just one of those days where you do DD on OKTA and then fat finger the search and accidentally buy OKLO. \n\nFuck me. |
| >Burry still bearish on Palantir despite Trump endorsement\n\nHe's got the strongest claws of any bear! Some are saying the strongest of all time!! |
| ITS ALL A FUGAZI |
| ADMA |
| Why's everyone mentioning 8pm surprise? |
| So has the market priced in the inevitable Kessler syndrome when everyone and their mom has constellations of thousands of satellites and one of these goes dark and slams into another at mach fuck?\n\nI get they are LEO but a collision is gonna send shit in all directions including up to higher orbit. |
| Did you blow your account?\nGoodye. You'll be happier without trading if that's your decision |
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| Just needs the lazer eyes profile pic now |
| You are correct. None of the historic methods for valuing stocks apply any more. Where the market is at reminds me of the dot-com bubble. Dividends don’t matter, profits don’t matter, revenue doesn’t even matter. The only thing you need is a smooth talking CEO who can convince people to keep buying their stock. There is too much money in people’s accounts for the market to ever go down in a meaningful way. Maybe once all the inheritances have been distributed and the money has been wasted on junk stocks the market can get back to reality. |
| Well yeah but they are correlated closely enough, unless I'm misunderstanding what you're saying. Maybe you can enlighten me cause the only three things I track on robinhood are WTI crude oil futures (/CLK26 on robinhood), u.s. brent oil fund (BNO), and u.s. oil fund (USO). They're showing the last week -15.3%, -13.3%, and -13.7% respectively. Seems close enough to me. |
| Oh i just deleted my RH once market closed. Ima redownload next week |
| You also have enough money for a deep ITM con |
| https://preview.redd.it/jvhomfppifug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d76d20b8e8b493d26a4f991b61a2d67ab2cf454 |
| Adderall in the mouth and xanax up the ass |
| German military tries to get me to sign up for ages lmao. I get like 94949 bundeswehr ads on reddit every day |
| fuck is it because of the right hand |
| That’s what all the trains over there are for, right? It’s not like they run on, oh… |
| So what is the *actual* price of oil now? Vs paper? I can't really find out a clear answer. |
| Tu pense ça? Pas de personne reste a deux langues. On commence dans l'école et on continue. Wäre ja auch strunzdumm, wie halt nur ein Fettbürger oder Inselaffe sein kann, der eben leider zu dumm für mehrere Sprachen ist.\nBussi, Spatzerl.\n\n\n |
| Watching the market, the adrenaline is constantly running through me. That's not good for the long term. How do you do it? |
| Are my spy $700 calls expiring 24Apr fuked? Picked them up for $0.60\n\nDon’t want my wife to spank me |
| 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Dang on what position? |
| Europe don’t mean shit bro |
| Where is the live stream for the negotiations going to be? |
| Tesla needs to piss off. A company this damn expensive should be -10% every damn day |
| I bought calls cause there’s always a weekend pump. Whatever, let it rip. |
| Actual therapy or is it just a name to discuss work-related issues like a document that needs to be signed? |
| Smartest thing to do at this point |
| My fastest gain was 160% in less than 5 seconds. I will never forget that day lol |
| I only made $48. |
| Shades of 'Person Of Interest' |
| Stocks are going up becouse the market is dead. Thats all there is to it. When you see an overnight candle with a 5th the the volume of the typical hour push thr entire index up 20 points we call that the "death dildo" theres no liquitity there so big lots will sell about 3-6 points below bid and buys will get fucked. Long term gains if youre lucky but not much. |
| buttcorn up? hood down ✅\n\nbuttcorn down? hood down ✅\n\nspy up? hood down ✅\n\nspy down? hood down ✅\n\nhood up? hood down ✅ |
| Military ads on RDDT\n\nBros are on here lmao |
| I can't hear you over the sound of my calls printing. |
| Nobody knows obesity like Americans. That's why. You think Danes know anything about being fat? |
| https://preview.redd.it/5nwkezddifug1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d04b62a5b82675beddb7395fca9611a779f8ce39\n\n |
| I completely understand, been holding Google for a long time. I've de-risked so many times though - it would be worth so much more if I had just held!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ds8fg3mdifug1.png?width=1063&format=png&auto=webp&s=acfcd330b96562d9522eefa44e3d2b30cf5faae5 |
| We should start a fund |
| Funny the stock keeps slipping since the war. Looks like someone wants to unload their bags. |
| 😭 |
| I bought AMD calls and MSFT calls |
| I am absolutely shoring the hell out of PLTR. If trump tweeting it isn’t the sign it’s over then I don’t know what is. He’s gotta go |
| That moment when a random 1B market cap stock has a good price action, and you have no idea why 💀 |
| You post this shit and you probably wonder why your nationality are loathed, derided and despised in approximately equal proportions by the rest of the world? \n\nYou just stay in west Virginia and you'll be fine |
| Stonks only go up (except when they’re dipping)! |
| Funny the stock keeps slipping since the war. Looks like someone wants to unload their bags. |
| Are we gonna get an 8pm surprise from 🥭? |
| It helps that RobinHood's pricing is extremely manipulated. You can easily pull up another broker and compare the strike prices at any given moment and RobinHood is way off and not in a good way either. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Yes always has been |
| SPY back to green aftermarket 😂 |
| Idk what this means but sorry man |
| Already thinking about taco Tuesday. I plan on making money on Taco Tuesday this week :)\n(Long term goal remains stopping trading) |
| No one important is in Europe who cares if they can't fly, |
| yeah somewhat hyperbolic tone. im speaking purely from personal experience witnessing science fraud turning into REAL money in the form of licensing deals and startups with VC funding. im talking straight up "delete these data points from the graph to make the drug response look better" type manipulations.\n\nother examples here:\nhttps://www.sec.gov/newsroom/press-releases/2024-151\n\nbig pharma is mostly safe from this but i feel most wsb regards when they say pharma they mean biotech startups. |
| > guaranteed\n\nLiterally can not lose! |
| They finally sold a car in Europe????? |
| Iran gonna present JD with their finest couch this weekend 🤌 |
| Care to elaborate? |