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| i fell like he could buy a microphone or cable news network if he really wanted that message to get out |
| Death: it is time to go\n\n2025: was I a good year?\n\nDeath: no\n\nDeath: lol oh god no |
| Did it hurt? When SLV recovered before open and your puts went back to 0 |
| Gold to 420 |
| Mo Fiber Less Problems |
| Yeah, you lost $500. Your life is over.\n\nI think this is the most pathetic post I’ve ever read\n\nI pray that you never face any adversity because you will be smoked |
| Like a platypus is a real animal. Sure... |
| Gonna have to go wayyyy OTM |
| Don’t give up now, anything could happen |
| No one fucking invests in index funds this isn’t a 401K sub. |
| They’re at .05 I’ll take the risk |
| SpaceX bought 1k trucks that they’ll never be able to use |
| 🤣 |
| When I got into NVIDIA, I told myself - I will sell at 200$ no matter what and promised to take my family on x-mas vacation. So when it hit 200 i sold it all. \nHowever I got a bonus from the company and decided to use it instead of my magic internet money. And because i am a genious trader i told to myself "i will reinvest in good company again"... \n\n\nAnyway, i am down 41,4%. \nHappy new year eve celebration to everyone! |
| thought he was more of a McD kinda guy |
| Fakin |
| Lil mushy? |
| Rip |
| You truly belong here |
| 😂 |
| SIX SEVEN |
| i’m gonna play rocket league through this market, it’s gonna be a borefest 🚀 |
| Great outcome from a lottery. Don’t try your luck next time |
| My 590 spy puts expire today, I've held them all year 💪 |
| Ignorance is bliss |
| He parked billions in cash in 2025… he probably belong there |
| (in Lieutenant Dan voice).. "So where's this Santa Rally of yours?" |
| Year aint over |
| Happy new year fellow regards! |
| back to flat and probably green by open. who would have guessed? |
| AI is fun, actually. |
| Not jealous, was just being sarcastic. Obviously he's maxed out the allowance. The 100k he has invested outside the ISA could be invested using the cash in the ISA is the point. |
| POS netflix gonna go red agana today. has only gone down since june 30th for 6 straight months what a shit investment |
| imagine what a robot WITH a bush is worth. |
| its ok, you want repeat customers anyway so you can take all their parents money and jewelry |
| Good because I already sold them |
| Theres no way thats legal lol |
| some mad lad created this www.jmail.world\nJ.E. all released emails easily searchable |
| I know but look at that cock he has |
| "This week is ran by junior traders that just want to go home." - Sometimes AI has some good gems. |
| Tssler ending the year in the 450s is a fucking travesty |
| lmao the market is less than 0.5% off ATH and you really think it's been dropping for 3 months straight? ultimate regardation |
| Quit posting this stuff if you’re not going to take any of the advice. If you had listened to anything people had told you in your last posts, you wouldn’t been fine. |
| I feel you, I cannot hold commodities over the weekend, let alone holidays. |
| Too damn bad |
| Ahh yess, ze Americans are vaking up and want to go out with a big V bang |
| Wait what lolo |
| # THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES |
| Whats mangos port look like? Im tired of this grandpa |
| Tesla sold 20k cyber trucks in Q4...reads fine print...Space x bought 19,600 of them 🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
| At least the weather isn't as brutal |
| Happy new year! |
| I liked the starving games |
| they need to cancel premarket |
| Just “investing” for the rest of 2025? |
| bought TSLA because Burry isn't shorting it |
| ok |
| Someone didn't read the 'one person' rule. |
| HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVERYONE!\n\n# first. |
| I mean, give anyone of us 50+ years in the market and we probably beat the market consistently. Buffet would be legendary if he did it with 0DTE options |
| *you’re |
| Unless it’s on worldwide revenue it won’t matter much. Too many loopholes and ways to get around it. \n\nExample: company A (us legal entity) will have a division B in a preferred tax country. B will own assets and will charge A “licensing fee”; which A will use to offset corporate taxes. \nSo if A makes 100M in the US, they’ll show licensing fee of 100M to B. And pay tax on this in country where B is registered. |
| The ram I paid $200 for last year is $870. |
| Please not another .17% green day, do something one way or another |
| Exactly! Most of my gains came from buying last April, when everyone panicked after the tariff announcements. |
| What happened in 1967? |
| \nBoeing BCO\n\nJust feeling the vibes tbh. The MAX 7 and 10 are on track for certification and delivery in 2026 while the 777X is on track to finish most of its development work in 2026 with service entry in 2027. Production rates for the 737 and 787 are moving back to normal rates. Military orders keep coming. \n\nDisclaimer: I am not a financial advisor, nor is this financial advice. Anything you do based on this information is at your own risk. I won’t take any responsibility. |
| Heard he’s eyeing a job in paper |
| That was The Great Pumpkin |
| Dang, that probably means they're going to change their website:\n\n\nhttps://berkshirehathaway.com/ |
| Nvda and TSLA pre market are green, that means we'll have a little SPY jump this morning so I can dump my irresponsible March 2026 calls right?? |
| I was told not to redeem |
| It won't happen, but a circuit breaker would be extremely funny today. |
| Oh I’m sure it was noticed and promptly buried/ignored |
| Im sure people noticed but the people and companies with the biggest microphones dont want to spread that idea. |
| Cant stop won't stop gamestop |
| Fuck. |
| Lol at americucks. Volstead: gimme all your booze and don't let me catch you with that shit no moah\n\nAmeriwimps: Sho ting Mr G man and if you want to come back for our gold in a couple years time we'll be glad to see you \n\nLand of the free LMAO |
| He was a young 21 years old lad in this picture. |
| ROST 600 |
| https://preview.redd.it/f9lzljzuijag1.png?width=1619&format=png&auto=webp&s=5483ea7bdc91cd3103d83981b8ca9984f85a7911\n\nLearn your Greeks. You’re welcome |
| margin calls FED injecting cash to save the whales |
| I think I’m done gambling…until next year |
| We gona crush the puts at open like never before today… Happy New Year Bulls!! |
| Naw. I hate stupid people. They should double down and pick another bet, risk it all.\n\n<cut to them asking the same question in a few days, but they have $1.5 million> |
| Not always.. depends on the crime and case |
| Hahahahhah well deserved |
| Sometimes people don’t know that the beef contracts when it’s cooked up and they don’t put the dimple in the center. |
| Chart forming lesbian trucker buzzcut pattern at 686.40 |
| Not referring to this comment specifically I’m speaking about all your posts in general, you sound like a scorned woman. |
| Retail non manufacturer has no leverage and sales will be hampered by reduced demand due to pricing. They are not business to business where they could maintain sales that are absorbed into operating costs. \n\nThey aren’t auto dealers with regulatory capture or other market leverage. \n\nHard disagree with this analysis. |
| Its a crabby patty |
| Out of interest, what were your 2025 gains? |
| So did Shanghai |
| Going to learn how to read tarot cards this new years holiday, figure that might make me a better trader. \n\nFor the time being though, gut says slv rally on Monday. |
| 4 straight down days to end the year has happened twice in the last 50 years. \n\n1966 and 2024. |
| Last day of the year for Amazon to save its reputation. AMZN to 237.5 today. |
| Buy obivious chinese scam company |
| employee of the year on his 1st day |
| Literally nobody knows. From the gardener to the top economist in the world. Stop asking stupid questions |
| Superfast is probably the greatest parody movie ever made. |
| The US Dollar is on course for its biggest annual drop in almost a decade, in a tumble that could deliver a final blow to the greenback’s dominance on the global market |
| Double digit dollar dropping. |
| Well that makes perfect sense. Very wise. You can't average down in an ISA, if you spend every last penny and max-out the allowance. There will be a time in the near future you can take advantage of a situation like we had with Obliteration Day last spring. You'll have the cash to buy at a huge discount again, massively lowering your cost basis.\n\nCongrats on your returns bro, Happy New Year and all the best |
| Volcanoes, earthquakes, and a major correction. |
| Wendy’s charges per item. I think he prefers buffets |
| Ex-usa stocks are up quite a bit in those 3 months. |
| Cash out and never do this again. |
| Is this true? |
| https://preview.redd.it/2vgh9gzcijag1.png?width=1619&format=png&auto=webp&s=e92cea8e9f3e6f9f515889358522a7bfce235823\n\nThis is all you need to know |
| https://preview.redd.it/3ynpwwtcijag1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95615afca53da7163f2d167c54ec9dc9b11c6b2f |
| $7.63 here, LFG!!!!! |
| I don't want any of that crypto. Why would they give us garbage? |
| 690 points up, up the side of Mt Crumpet\n\nhe rode with his load to the tiptop to DUMP IT\n\n"BYEBYE TO THE SPY" he was Grinchily humming\n\n"they're finding out now 700's not coming" |
| https://preview.redd.it/2v7fk1j8ijag1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93ae74fb486f2f9318b5b76926f28aa09b2c4f44 |
| I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying heeeeyoooo, blew my folioooo |
| Buffet talked about the other day, how raising corporate taxes could be used to nullify income taxes on people in America and stabilize the budget\n\nit was a big idea and totally went unnoticed |
| https://preview.redd.it/ielntym5ijag1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4193c54462765f6c86617b5bc15a9c4728b6724 |
| That's actually going to be tough to do |
| Holy shit, it's Bertrand Russell laying some gourmet paradox shit on us |
| Im planning like its gonna be much flatter. |
| What the fuck is that patty |
| They can’t hire him, he’ll drink all the Coke! |
| Me with kgs of silver at my bank's safe 😀 |
| Do I buy Google A or C on Robinhood?\n\n \nStimulus talks goin' well. |
| Buy PSLV, redeemable, closed end fund, no options and backed buy 100% silver. SLV is non-redeemable, has options and is a open fund |
| How dare you sir! |
| Move over SLV, time for [insert other meme stonk] to bring me tendies |
| North Korea then! |
| I wonder how many of you are having to return Christmas gifts with all this red |
| Nana looking down on me wondering why I’m fighting hobos. I have to. I don’t want to carry this beef into next year. Plus that bastard started it. |
| Yes, yes, Israelis revel in the blood of Palestinians, and they also rape the Palestinian men constantly.\nThey worship satan, and make matzah balls from children's fingers, after they shot them in the head…\nEvery Israeli is a war criminal, they all aproveand like rape, and every child is a colonialist worse than actual nazis.\nThey are the reason the world is bad, because they control the USA, surely.\nWithout them, everything would be better/s\n\nYour obsession with such a small and insignificant country is laughable. |
| Today for Buffet's last day as a trader... We shall destroy all ber and moon this market. Let it be so |
| Stonks only go down or remain flat.\n\nWe’ve literally been down for 3 fucking months straight. |
| More like 40% and that’s on shares in high beta companies… |
| A win s a win 🏆 |
| CME ticker is up LOL |
| 2026 resolution: Double my portfolio by 2027 (it's currently $1) |
| lol |
| Sit, this is a Wendy’s. |
| 2026 gonna be another year of double digit QQQ pumping? |
| What lame RH gifts. Who wants XRP? |
| 💯 |
| Yeah I know, I clearly said in your "invest" account. Look back at what i said. \n \nBut I'm well aware you can't hold foreign currency inside an ISA.. |
| How do you think those CEO's made their fortunes? With morals? Making money off of politics is the true rich mans game. |
| same because fuck him😂 |
| To be fair I don’t either and didn’t bother to read |
| Hope he held 😂 |
| This is so stupid. I hope this is a joke. People just don’t learn do they? All that loss porn and we’re still gambling on single tickers? At least this isn’t an option play. |
| Australia? You mean that one place where the government has total control over their people and they have no guns besides immigrants? Y’all are able to trade on the market? |
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| Party with the bois |
| Bro …. |
| This. |
| where’s the retard who won $70,000+ on SLV and didnt even understand a contract expiry date💀 |
| I could see Hood dipping to the 80s |
| You could have bet on dirt and sperm in 2025 and come out with 75% gains. You won't be so lucky in 2026 |
| There’s some new years inspiration 😎🫡 |
| Dubai has extraditions |
| 🫡 |
| Yup. But I can only blame myself. I made some dumb decisions when I was younger that caught up to me. |
| Since it’s 2026 in some places can they tell us what’s about to happen since they’re in the future |
| You can’t do that within the ISA account |
| This dude porks. |
| How about we open a day care in Minnesota, receive funding. YOLO into 0DTE calls. If we hit, pay back the funding and keep the profit and move to Dubai when there’s no extradition |
| Loss wash |
| What if Buffet's in the Epstein files and that's why he's stepping down after this year? |
| Opioid. Thanks for checking. |
| very. \n\nIts usually the hottest right before the crash, but at the same time it can all go to zero. \ndont try to time it, more ppl have gone bankrupt trying to time the crash. \n\nThat being said, my unprofessional indicator before the crash has been the Halloween and Christmas decorations around the neighborhood, it was always the most grand and brightest decorations right before the crash as in dot com or GFC. |
| CME said that’s enough of you guys getting rich off silver, back down she goes 💰 |
| Wait until 1030 or at least that’s my random guess. Going under 64 I believe |
| It’s dump metals time. Every day same time, they not even hiding it |
| Be mindful not to take big gains today! Fuck Uncle Sam |
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| Indeed, as soon as the new tax year begins, I max out the allowance. The reason for holding cash in the ISA rather than investing it is that I have a lower risk tolerance for this account and am being more cautious, given that capital gains and income are tax-free. |
| I don't even believe these places really exist |
| The fact that integrity and honor bothers you so much makes me think you’re the cuck |
| Yes, but the argument is that if other countries received money for their health care, etc., they would be the same.\nThe fact is, they are not. |
| One day i just woke up and felt like selling some silver |
| Another day another dump |
| Everyone is collectively going short on silver. $100 EOD cumfirmed. |
| Fuk my ex in the brown vortex. That's my New Year's resolution |
| make sausages! |
| Dude no wonder your wife has a boyfriend all you do is bitch and nag! Damn dude! |
| When life gives you hogs make bacon |
| Yep, that's what I remember. In a few years I'll say hi to another one, if they survived. Good luck |
| Nah, I used to manipulate that shit all the time on a small server. |
| How are you alive? I heard Australia is a war zone |
| I think I need to go to Howard’s Flea Market this weekend and find out what the real price is for silver. |
| Not without an event the public can't ignore it wont |
| The only resolution I’ve ever kept was the year I resolved to stop making resolutions. |
| Surround yourself with better people |
| # everyone's bearish on silver today |
| CME hiked margin requirements by 30% last night. |
| Bad goy |
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| Did we ever end up getting 90 deals in 90 days or just 90 dead fishermen |
| Covered some QQQ shorts around 617.5 (from 622, 622.7) and took profit,😆😆 |
| It’s already 2026 in Sydney Australia! |
| Seat on your hands |
| Has been the last week |
| Hoes mad.. \n \nYou jealous or something? \n \nClearly he has maxed out his allowances |
| How is tsla still above 150? |
| Call the Mafia and let em know a new pig farmer is in town looking for discount feed |
| No, it’s not |
| Until death, all failure is psychological |
| I mean it could, once bond vigilantes start punishing the Fed for being retarded |
| Yes we import paper promises w/ delayed delivery - extended to over 2 months now while shanghai imports physical |
| Better than gold gaped. |
| Hood just can't be green at all anymore |
| calls on SLV. It's a post covid world so obvious it's gonna' go up even more. |
| I got in too deep. I saw gold start to rollover friday and went all in. If it was a weekday I would've held overnight but I couldn't stomach it for 3 nights. |
| Insane that you have to do all that just to get to a baseline human experience which already kinda sucks like the reward isnt even youll feel amazing just normal again . Good luck regard ! |
| I'm not sure if you're aware, but I'll share it anyways -- You can buy sell in the asset's currency in your invest account, so you can stockpile USD on both sides of your trades and wait for optimum time to change it back to pounds.\n\nKeep in mind, you cant hold foreign currency inside a pie, which is a very sneaky 'scam' in my opinion, but this method works perfectly well with manual investments in your Invest account.\n\nGo To -- Settings -> Currency Options -> Change the Default Buying Currency -> Change Default Selling Currency -- If you set this to the asset currency, you can buy in Euros or USD or whatever, and then when you sell it, it will will not be automatically converted, it will remain the same currency as whatever the asset was. This is obviously ideal for exchanging money when the time is more optimal for you... \n\nJust a heads up anyway.. |
| One of them is bound to win |
| That's just mean |
| Yeah you’re right, it’ll never happen. Sigh. 😔 |
| Messed up a futures contract and just got 400 lean hogs delivered to my house.\n\nWhat the hell do I do? |
| $695 |
| Most love Orange, it's good to hear from the other side of the isle |
| calls on silver. so obivous that it's gonna' go up. |
| Diamond hands. |
| Sell options it’s more profitable |
| Spy calls |
| Every day lately |
| Slv puts |
| Ah yes, a full port dump. Perfect way to end the year. |
| Where’d all the bears go from last night? |
| I prefer investing in people with integrity and a backbone |
| 693 sweet spot |
| SLV puts yesterday . |
| Do nothing, save yourself some money |
| i have a feeling that on the last trading day of the year, the market is going to truly show me just how retarded i am |
| May the Grinch rally continue |
| Useless. Everyone is away from gambling. |
| Dude if yields rocket then everything collapses, stocks included. That’s why mango tweaked the fuck out 2 days after his retardation day and then started relentlessly harassing JPow’s Fed to lower rates. |
| https://preview.redd.it/j69wn8v7fjag1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=484790717ad6f7848e36ab87d1d3d6508e7bc548 |
| Take it you are not a fan? |
| When the banks are losing they change the rules. That's a sign they are panicking. Easy hold. |
| We have a Sherlock Holmes here |
| Hopefully ends flat to fuck puts and calls |
| What's the play for today boys 🤔 |
| r/subsIfellfor |
| feeling frisky, might look up some local day cares |
| Rudolf the red ber f***** |
| If you had to put 40k in a ponzi scheme you should have invested in my private equity. You would get a gold and silver plated medal for your peak regardness, be the first one to get hands on one of these, I hear silver is ATH, its good investment bro, please bro give me the money bro... |
| Or even better if long term interest rates go up to 20% and we collapse the housing market |
| Hopefully Slv keeps dumping my puts are currently printing. |
| Thanks for that |
| Watching all these tech cuck CEO groveling at mango’s feet this past year makes me not want to touch their stocks with a 10 foot pole |
| So spy hitting 692 this week I need |
| Sell or exercise before it expires. Don’t let the broker do anything. |
| Damn Rothschilds nuking my portfolio |
| It’s the rudolf rally 🛑 |
| Covered a large chunk of SLV shorts around 64.8 (from 66.3, 66.4, 67.8, 68.1, 68.6 and 69.3), took profit 😆😆😆😆😆😆 |
| Save the market from another all time high? |
| It’s a good day when someone quotes Chucky, like that bitch Vivian Van Pelt. I dumped her in the river, remember? That ring is worth 5 or 6 grand, easy. |
| Anyone else peak in October and lose 15% from there? |
| I have a similar feeling my Nips will be blue today. |
| I have two questions.\n\nto bols: you and what liquidity thinks they can save the market?\n\nto bers: did you calculate the risk of them turning the dollar Venezuelan peso-equivelant? |
| No shit. |
| Am I supposed to know u? |
| Green by open |
| My crystal ball said Nbis will be green today |
| ‘25 was a good year… my wife left, my roth doubled, AND I made it on the fat bastard’s naughty list for the 5th year in a row! |
| Ever heard of the MLK rally? Let's make that a thing. |
| If “Chinese culture” is to blame for cheap garbage, then what does that say about the cultures that order it, import it, and allow it to be sold while waiving their own safety standards for a quick buck?\n\nFactories don’t decide specs. Buyers do. Regulators don’t disappear by accident.\n\nBlaming the producer while excusing the customer isn’t analysis. It’s selective outrage dressed up as “culture.”\n\nAt least be consistent with your veiled racism. |
| Hurray! |
| Santa doesn't exist. |
| FAFO |
| Historically speaking no |
| Cheers to this year's remarkabke achievements and the ones yet to come 🥂🎉 |
| I’ve lost a whole lot more then $500 of my own money and you don’t see me crying |
| Somebody needs to get up in this market’s ass. Right up in there. |
| Damnit my NBIS shares are so cooked. |
| Am I buying calls or puts for today |
| Good moaning 🥱 |
| ADAY DUEWY DEMBELLAH. GIVE ME THE POWER I BEG OF YOU!!!! |
| Ya nah man I agree get over it |
| Big holder of LULU here we gonna moon in 2026 |
| That would be insane. |
| It’s a mineral! Fuck, Marie! |
| It was in October |
| Archer📉📉📉📉📉 |
| When do the pink slabs go back to work so we can have a real trading session? |
| Strength and honor |
| Tonight the prophecy is finally fulfilled. Warren will be lowered into the pit and our great lord Keynes will return to the realm of the living to reap the souls of all non believers. Great gains and good fortune will come to all of us in the long run, for no one ever truly dies |
| Downvote my comment if you’re red YTD |
| If you are seeing it on WSB then you are already too late |
| No? They’re not that far apart. What on Earth are you trying to say? I mean genocide is a war crime, but even still, they’re both on the side of very bad things.\n\n\nAs for Israel not being a villain, that’s clearly untrue. You’re talking about a nation who riots for the right for soldiers to rape prisoners, who elects leaders who advocate for collective punishment and call people animals, who shoots innocent children in the head, whose rhetoric is similar to Nazis, who works with ISIS, who has tried starving a populace for compliance, who has official military doctrine to kill their own civilians. and who has used AI to increase the amount of innocent casualties.\n\n\nAnd these are all DOCUMENTED, with ACTUAL EVIDENCE. To deny these is to fully admit that one is a retard (and not in the mentally disabled sense, but as in one who refuses to use their mental faculties). |
| it's a worldwide issue |
| no dude, you never had a life in first place. so calm down, nothing changed. keep smiling and go on. see you next year. |
| Here's a good read from the WSJ. [https://www.wsj.com/finance/currencies/trump-wants-a-weaker-dollar-some-chinese-say-he-has-a-point-890ed1b4?st=gzbopq&reflink=desktopwebshare\_permalink](https://www.wsj.com/finance/currencies/trump-wants-a-weaker-dollar-some-chinese-say-he-has-a-point-890ed1b4?st=gzbopq&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink) |
| The curse of too much Tylenol in utero |
| Mango gonna tweak the fuck out when his retarded ass Fed cuts rates 6 more times this year just for yields to go higher 😂 |
| Looks like SLV opens red today. |
| maniac. |
| Could happen - new sheriff is in town. It might actually turn corn around if it got the support of BH. |
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| >China is speeding ahead of the US dumpster fire\n\nYa, like how China bought an Airbus, hid it away, tore it down to reverse engineer the structural parts, then built their "own" version. Though, they found out fast they don't have the technology to build the complex parts of an jetliner, and need to outsource those components to get it off the ground. Therefore no one wants to buy their homegrown planes.\n\nFucking YAWN. |
| Sell it now, delete Reddit, never fuck with options again |
| Honestly think we dip hard on Friday. New tax year, and there are a LOT of profits to be taken. |
| No |
| Opioids or benzos? Benzo.withdrawal is life threatening (seizures) so you can always pursue medically monitored detox, and inpatient psych for opioid detox. Wishing you the best<3 Source:ED Psychotherapist |
| Is the Santa rally today |
| no bro, you have to realize:\n\nthe moment where theres even the slightest chance for you to accomplish this goal, there will be a split of realities and you´ll never be part of the one where it happens. |
| Kids make the best drug mules. |
| They call this the grinch rally shitheads!!!\nPucker that bussy its almost time! |
| Congrats! Sell it- Theta is going up in smoke. |
| That's really brutal man, im sorry to hear that.We'll get through this. Hopefully the next trade is in our favor lol |
| embrace the *wey* 🫴 |
| You and your wife have sex? |
| Sometimes I feel inadequate as a man as I've only watched Gladiator about 50 times. |
| The risk reward factor right now of buying asst $1 calls expiring in June is crazy . |
| Agreed, but it's harder to become rich in competitive games like asset speculation, so more rat racers are to be expected. |
| No crying in the casino |
| That band is a psyop |
| I only have one hole and she uses it every time. 🤷♂️ |
| enjoy some deserved holidays |
| Easy hold. I have the same, cheaper cost basis so not as fucked |
| Sorry bro. Your accounts going to zero. |
| If I quadruple my port today, I'll only be down 50% for the year. |
| Again, not what we’re talking about here.\n\nDo you agree that Israel receives more total aid than Egypt? |
| Is it because you always perform in the wrong hole? 🕳️ |
| Can’t you speak to Vanguard about this in advance and negotiate the fill fee? |
| What a terrible day to know how to read. |
| Somewhat similar. Considering only selling cash secured puts. Considering it expensive learning |
| and thrown around like a teddy bear before getting fucked again and again |
| Simulation can't allow too many people to escape the rat race. |
| Difference being you’re typing your fantasies on a Reddit thread, I’m living your dreams in reality |
| Nature hath deemed the human female's orgasm is pretty irrelevant for the perpetuation of the species lol |
| Good for both the economy and stock prices. |
| Berkshire should buy 500 billion dollars of corn to pump my bags |
| She has a boyfriend, but she doesn't do it after she's with him. |
| Shanghai silver price has declined to about 80.70$. First decline in the last couple days. Could rebound or it's the start of a correction. |
| What about Eaglesoft or whatever? Dont they keep dumping shares? |
| Thinking about all the chances I’ve missed with options is genuinely depressing, when there are hints that it’s time to get out but you’re too dumb to realize. |
| AI would collapse overnight if DOJ enforced copyright laws but those only apply to single moms pirating music, not tech monopolies 😂 |
| Difference being I actually make trades like this daily and you’re broke.. |
| 🫵🫵YOU FOMOD INTO A SECOND TIER ROCK |
| Happy New Year ✨ |
| WSB 2026 pick |
| To paraphrase Geese , If you want me to pay my taxes, you better come over with a crucifix and 30 pieces of silver behind Wendy's dumpster |
| SLV DRILL TEAM SIX PREPARING FOR PRE MARKET DRILL. BACKUP ON ROUTE FOR MAX DRILLING ETA APPROX 2H |
| What a wonderfully retarted morning. Even Tessler mooning |
| I like the silver craze because it brings back fond memories of my own delusions in so many assets |
| If you’re just going by open interest/volume.. how do you know they weren’t sell to open? |
| does spy ever drop? |
| Smart play for him would be to do a 180 vis-à-vis hookers/blow/casinos. If he’s got the wherewithal to not have ended up crashing & burning down that road, then clearly he would be capable of doing a full Jordon Belfort LARP without repercussion |
| I was short 7000 on Friday and panicked into close. So u feel ya. Also had 1000 short gld, and 1000 short gdx and paas each. Would have been a 60k play instead I lost 6k. |
| I **still** remember that shit, I lost money on that. Fuck CRSR |
| So invest? |
| Uh oh. You need help? |
| You were so good she needed to cum again :’) |
| Thinking about all the chances I’ve missed with girls is genuinely depressing, when you realize someone is throwing you hints but you’re too dumb to realize. |
| Wait, is that good or bad? |
| Even if it was a sell the news event, I believe my calls have enough legroom to grow to profit anyway. |
| well, they bought the same OTM weeklies so it turns out, it is🤩 |
| I was eyeing 100 million in puts, would’ve been over 500 million now |
| Market has been in Opposite Day since 2023 |
| I can't figure out why my wife always masturbates after sex. |
| Believe it or not, Wall St's investment strategy timeline is not 0dte fds and otm weeklies |
| RemindMe! One Year "2026 stock predictions" |
| Committing war crimes and performing a genocide are worlds apart.\nIsrael isn’t perfect, but they aren’t the villains you portray them as. |
| “Always had the capacity,” ≠ “always executed at Apple's standard.” If China weren't capable, they wouldn't have invested billions of dollars over the years in China. That distinction is obvious to anyone who understands how manufacturing, capital, and incentives work. Apple didn’t *teach China how to manufacture*. It imposed standards on a system that already had the labor depth, engineering base, and scale to absorb them.\n\nLatching onto one word because you can’t engage the premise isn’t insight. It’s a coping mechanism for not knowing what you’re talking about, and you just come across as a low-information commenter trying to sound authoritative on Reddit. |
| Green by open |
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| Yep I lost money on Lumitard multiple times. They had potential but never got their shit going. It was always “mystery company might be buying our equipment but it’s a top secret deal with an OEM” |
| !banbet TSLA 470 3d |
| Probably. It does feel like people were buying because they were scared to not have it tho, and that seems speculative.\n\n\nAfter being up 50% ytd, a correction feels reasonable |
| 0HTE’s!!!! |
| Oof |
| Facts |
| Silver rug pull has to be the funniest ending of the year in history of trading |
| I heard Jensen is sounding someone at TSMC |
| One of these days... |
| TSLA sales tanking. Naturally, the stock is up |
| I don’t think history will be kind on the Powell Fed era. It’s kinda like Arthur Burn Fed but less self aware and more retarded. |
| When does hood introduce hourly contracts |
| God forbid something ever HAPPEN. |
| Will volume ever return? |
| 60% of the market (institutions) yesterday bought the same call as me on a stock and it plummeted through the floor\n\nis smart money now as retarded as me? |
| Silver is now a meme |
| I was eyeing 25k in 1dte puts at close yesterday :(\n\nWould be over 125k now |
| The point is that the Chinese are getting there very quickly. The new Huaweii chip is looking like it’s pretty close to Blackwell on performance (so only 1-2 gen behind Hopper).\n\nChips aren’t the limiting factor so much anymore it’s power which is why you are seeing everyone measure compute in watts these days not flops.\n\nChina currently produces 2x the electricity and have 8% annual generation growth vs 1% in the US. Bottom line is that they can more than offset the performance delta just by building extra capacity (which they can also do faster than the US). \n\nCouple that with them releasing open-weight/sourced models which are cheaper and much easier to adapt/fine tune for whatever the end user wants vs the closed ecosystems from the likes of Google/OpenAi/Anthropic.\n\nNvidia was one or two years away from having the software side effectively locked into the CUDA architecture before the US administration started screwing with the supplies and blew their chances at a monopoly. \n\nIt’s hard to see how the Chinese don’t now overtake the US here and if they go for Taiwan having sorted out their domestic chip supply… |
| Welcome 🤝 |
| International stonks go brrr. |
| Hail Santa\nAll must sacrifice goats to him 🔪🐐 |
| Retarded ass Fed gonna cut to negative rates and mortgages still gonna be like 7% |
| Dude bought the top after he saw all the hype on wsb |
| The fact gold is not at $5000 is such a gift |
| Im actually going to do that lmao |
| The rug on SLV will be legendary. |
| My point is that it's a suspicious company, Yandex used to be a Russian thing, changed name, only operating in Europe, not sure it makes sense. Plus the Reddit pump campaign. I mean you just got annoyed by me copy pasting the Yahoo finance profile description, as if there's a problem with it being here.\n\nI'm not your buddy, friend. |
| Welcome 🤝 |
| Fuck SLV, only regards actually buying physical for those prices, needs to half to be reasonably priced again |
| True but humans are fickle beings that can't be controlled as easily. They are adapting their policies though, even if a bit late. |
| revenge trade and buy calls |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 165.0 before 07-Jan-2026 07:51 AM -05 |
| America: Haha China only makes cheap garbage. Temu this, Shein that\n\nAlso America: *is the largest customer base for Temu, Shein, Walmart, and Amazon*\n\nYeah... China makes trash... for you to buy because that's all you're able to afford...\n\n \n*American logic.* |
| So you sold your puts and have calls. How are you feeling now, Mr crabs? |
| Because military aid is for buying equipment, not for building facilities, and improving the life of citizens… |
| Finally it can happen |
| Jensen probably had to suck mango’s dick to get the H-200 China ban lifted. Imagine the look on his face when it didn’t even pump the stock 😭 |
| You belong here |
| Looks like you found something more dangerous to fuck with than options! |
| NVDA 190 eod |
| If i held my shorts for 1 more day on SLV I would have have made so much bank instead I panicked sold at a huge loss minutes before the drop. Holy fuck, my biggest regret and fumble of the year. |
| got only one like thanking everybody for this great year together.. Can you imagine? Ill try again: THANK YOU <3 |
| Look at spy being weird again just wtf |
| Our imports are cute. China is importing the majority of the silver in the world.\n\n\nSilver isn't just money, it's soooooo valuable in semiconductor and battery space. Especially true with solid state batteries.\n\n\nChina's play is to corner the battery industry and to influence the semiconductor industry more. |
| That needs to be put down |
| You obviously have never lost money in the market and are right 100 percent of the time. It is okay as long as you know you are just gambling and can afford to lose all your money. It is important for each trader to decide just how much they are willing to lose on each trade and that options are risky. Congrats on your great success but for many trading is a journey and when experiencing a large loss it takes time to retool. Happy anew Year. |
| Get your tax deductibles in folks before it’s too late |
| Santa grants anyone a wish once in their lifetime and you blew it on a Barbie when you were 3 👏 |
| Don’t know what 2026 will be remembered for and not sure I really want to find out. |
| You belong in the zoo |
| 80 hopefully! |
| a wise man (me) once said\n\n"beach abs are caved in winter" |
| bears thought Santa Claus wasn’t real 😤 |
| They have expirations that far out? |
| the markets going to slide through January \n\nif you have long positions I'll see you over on r/bald shortly. |
| NVDA is a sick dog that needs to be taken behind the barn |
| You got silver surfed |
| Cum? |
| in October I promised the local zoo a $100k donation because I hate paying the government, and assumed it would offset most of my tax bill. barring a biblical recovery in the datacenter space today, I have slightly overthrown my target. |
| Is "Wild" an euphemism for you failing to educate him properly? |
| Got some 63.50 silvr puts for monday 😏 |
| Yeah, totally. It’s not like the Chinese are known for\n\none of the longest continuous civilizations in human history \nbeing strong in math and engineering \nextreme competition driven by population size and an education focused culture\n\nObviously they’ll just work forever at low wages so the rest of the world can exploit their labor with zero consequences. *That’s definitely how that works.* |
| AI bubble running outta juice |
| Good lord |
| Dead bunny bounce? |
| Yeah actually I didn't consider that 😅 |
| Heres to 2026 , may your portfolio be fully regarded.... |
| Grinch stole the Santa clause rally this year, oops |
| 2:08 PM EST according to RH so about $70.30 something |
| 10 years isn't really fast |
| we’re so closing the year at 7000 on SPY today I feel it coming !!! 🥳🥳🥳 |
| The rich fucks are going to buy the dip Monday |
| Job market in my country is shit, genuinely not possible |
| I’m not expecting it to rally longer than a day or 2 so I got January 2nd calls. Strike price is up to you, unfortunately I bought them a little early so I’m running $73 strike price |
| No new highs in 3 months and BTC under $90k, a real limp dicked end to the year… |
| 2026 1dte’s here he comes! |
| Main position is Google. Google is up 65% in the year. You're only up 52%. Great job.\n\n\nYou have 100k cash in your ISA but >>£100k invested outside the ISA wrapper. What are you doing? |
| Panhandle. |
| r/remindme 1 year |
| 😂 |
| Thanks I'll have a closer look |
| If you think children believing in Santa Claus is crazy just remember that WSB users still believe in Santa Rallies |
| Leaving 0dte's in 2025, time to be more responsible |
| I can't harvest tax losses because if I don't sufficiently out-earn my wife I must forfeit my sense of superiority |
| Went to the bathroom came back with a bunch of white stuff smeared across his face |
| This shit has been dead money for years. \n\nI traded it back in 2020 and it was pretty bad then. |
| Silver gonna gap down to $60, gold t0 $3,900. Gold will recover, Silver will keep falling to 50 |
| Strike and exp? |
| In my setup, it's slow enough to see it begin to write a response but some process takes over and reports that it can't find any information or it doesn't understand. \n\n\nIt clearly understood lol |
| Waiting for that morning bell to ring before you get fucked forwards, reversed, and sideways |
| Yeah! That means another great GDP report is coming. |
| They bring diapers and pads! |
| What was the price when you bought in? |
| I know my wallets New Year’s resolution |
| Sold poor mans covered calls on SLV to protect my profit yesterday. Going to buy back on open for 90% profit and roll my calls out another month💸💸💸🤑💴💰💷💶 |
| Santa didn’t come. Let’s manifest for Easter 🐰. |
| That was MentalNinjas, not me who stated that. I’m assuming you’re misreading.\n\nThe claim was on “healthcare and free money”. The “healthcare” part is the same (even though Egypt has a ton more people, so not really no), but the “free money” part is not |
| silver shorts printing 💰💰💰\n\nlets see $60 1st week of 2026 |
| And the crawl back to 0.00% by 9:30 ensues |
| I've given up |
| Imagine silver futes going negative. Bro id accept delivery in my aprtment just dump it anywhere |
| Go to a bank and rob it slowly\n\nInstead of sticking them up, tell them that you're here for a j*b\n\nDo what they tell you to do\n\nand at the end of each month, you can secretly steal the money that was deposited into your account, and in 30 years, you'll walk out the front door, none the wiser |
| According to an unnamed source = some retard on x tweeted\n\nThe standard for journalistic integrity has hit the Mariana trenches since mango started his second term |
| They already ARE genociding Palestinians and committing multiple war crimes, of which they admitted to themselves. \n\nYou can’t use a hypothetical when it’s already happening |
| It’s almost time to vote on shit poster of the year. Give me your nominations |
| Last dip of the year. |
| USD falling alongside gold. |
| What if the silver deliver never happen |
| Now we in calls until jobs, let’s ride |
| They still have to dilute so the price will even go lower |
| It's an explorer drilling with great results so far but more to explore this year. |
| No? Again, they receive the same amount of economic aid, but not the same amount of free money. Why are you fixated on just the economic part? We’re talking about all aid. \n\nFacts also don’t care about your feelings, and yet you seem to very opinionated. |
| Start a Warhammer hobby. 75k could even last me a whole weekend |
| Fent isn't really available in my country |
| OKLO full port. Either orange man fills my pockets or I end the day swinging from my ceiling |
| A non comment from Reuters is peak journalism. These days "Bingdong69 said on X that this shit's gonna stonk" is quoted as a source with zero irony. |
| According to RH m up 10k on my SLV $55p June 2026 I bought yesterday rn 😩😩 |
| Wont the new GTA be a console exclusive first.. as per usual |
| Voo and chill for 10 years. |
| Can't get any |
| Anybody seen ATH? We were just hanging out and he left. |
| Wendy's doesn't exist in my country and I'm too ugly for making money that way |
| 700 eod obvs \n\n/s |
| it's traded down and sideways for 2 months |
| What are your plays for today?.I'm seeing so much red on my watchlist. |
| >And yes, I did ask it the Taiwan and tiananmen square questions. It was funny. \n\nWhat were the responses? |
| MU leaps. Gold/silver miners, though that's more speculative. International stocks with currencies that aren't dying.\n\nEdit: that's not a 0dte play. Don't do that. Except for micron maybe. Sk hynix too they also make ram. |
| can't wait for spy to dump on opening and stay completely flat again |
| Nothing cracks me up like seeing fute bois talking about how crucial a delivery of silver is. Bruh they can miss one |
| sell "cocaine" to highschool kids but it's actually fent |
| I like vagina sir |
| Why though? I don't think silver will drop 50% over two weeks, on the contrary |
| Set up shop behind wendys dumpster with a gallon of hand sanitizer |
| Our sweet Warren is going to a farm upstate 🙁 |
| OKLO before the plutonium award today |
| What comes first Silver $50 or Silver $80 |
| I looked at it, but was more expensive per oz of silver from memory, might be lower risk though, not sure\n\nedit: more expensive than AAG AGA, not ABRA |
| Those of you who use 1lb propane tanks for shit. Get yourself the fuel keg system, its bad ass. |
| Absolutely a great move in 2025. If you picked 2025 to be the year to shift to a European market strategy, after 20+ years of that being the worse option by orders of magnitude, then you have too many wrinkles to be on wsb |
| I like his message but recycling plastics is low margins, low profits. It's why is mass produced. Many smarter nations have trash to energy furnaces and the reason it's not in other nations is profits to utilize land, and it compete with existing supply chain.. cough..oil and plastic industry. If it does become a thing, well good luck. Going forward is tricky.. maybe it's worth putting these plants in like India, Phillipines as many rich nations divert trash there. |
| If it's not making me sweat in fear or arousal, they should just close it. What's the point? |
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| alright whats the play i need to make money to buy booze for new year |
| it's gonna close -0.05%. but not before the random +0.3% random pump to liquidate most bers |
| Don’t drink and drive. We need you regards for next year. |
| it will reveal its jewels? |
| my last comment here is from 12d ago, I can't wait to see how different the market looks right now, theta's rally must have been great for my port\n\nr-rright guys? |
| Sold my overnight puts… 15 earlier woulda been an extra 1.5k but I’ll take profit… we might pop hard on jobs |
| He/she is just a mentally ill person who got ahold of a smartphone |
| Which calls y'all buying? |
| So those people from the videos in time square are still standing there? |
| imm tiiired bosss 🤪 |
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| You guys are crazy if you think that Wall Street guys are still working in this time of year. They set the algos on hold and went on yachts with your gf |
| !banbet TSLA 470 3d |
| Your parents money |
| The silver surfer is having his way with me right now😞 |
| Because supply chains aren't generally the deathstar with one massively obvious single point of failure.\n\nEven if they were, google, microsoft etc employ thousands of highly paid smart people to look at shit. Whats the chance some WSB regard saw what they all missed and published it out of kindness? |
| I’m all in |
| Jan 1st is an obvious sell the news event, especially with algos controlling everything on this low volume holiday market. I will be holding off until a more pronounced dip. |
| How tf are people members of this sub and still do stuff like this? |
| The Christmas/New Year gooch has not been good to my positions |
| It makes sense for China to reduce dependance on US tech. China will want their own AI, semiconductors, electric cars, smartphones, rockets, basically any advanced tech. |
| There’s no such thing as “Santa”, just how there’s no such thing as a “rally” |
| What? |
| Some new year eve wisdom for you folks. Remember, in the end, you take it all with you. |
| Overnight thread is the red thread. B team shit.\n\nDay thread is the green thread. A team. |
| Fellow october bag holder? |
| You checked argenta silver out? |
| VIX tapping out |
| GREEN BY END OF YEAR |
| Nvidia gonna Nvidia |
| Use a mirror |
| Hey 👋 |
| What is coming? |
| I guess if you assume Nvidia will sell these cards at the same rate as cheaper, less powerful cards. This drives up the entire cost of building a PC which may actually SLOW sales. |
| I’ve seen enough, we’re going green |
| VIX has been sitting there like Smaug pretending to be asleep for the last few weeks. But when it finally opens that one eye … |
| I'm still barely up YTD so no fuckery today please |
| Bruhs where do people go to pee |
| I was kinda sad I sold my SLV calls for no profit or loss lmao |
| What's the fastest way to double my money with no risk? |
| 2026 is priced in. See you on 2026/12/31 |
| Happy new year!! |
| Where my up doot @[sandeep4386](https://www.reddit.com/user/sandeep4386/) \nI make joke for 0.00001 USD \nGive serotonin now. |
| Last day to lose money in 2025, make it count regards |
| \nJim is that you? My homie all day yesterday was talking about how crazy the Somalian daycare fraud is lol |
| We aren’t bullish enough for what is coming |
| Wendy's is hiring and the dumpster behind it never closes |
| That before or after they get deported and have to submit social media accounts so they can be investigated? |
| “Reuters could not immediately verify the report.”\n\nLol |
| The U.S. is decades behind the great China. In some cases centuries. Have you even tried hotpot in the states? It’s a joke. |
| Right so unfair let it pump on no news |
| That's not a question, it's a joke |
| The real prize is when Poseidon hits with a bullseye |
| Ah I bet you're flying on one of those drug planes to a drug country that needs liberation. Drugs |
| So you’re gay ? |
| "Chinese technology companies have placed orders for more than 2 million H200 chips for 2026, while Nvidia currently holds just 700,000 units in stock, two of the people said."\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/world/china/nvidia-sounds-out-tsmc-new-h200-chip-order-china-demand-jumps-sources-say-2025-12-31/\n\n\nand u are bearish on nvda? |
| The harvesting will continue |
| Can't wait until 4:16 when they finally allow spy to dump |
| Someone buy my jan calls for $1 so i can get the tax deduction |
| Over 5 years the ai hype stocks should be up at a minimum like 200% or not? |
| Can’t believe the real casino only opens on 5th Jan. What am I to do until then?? |
| Exponential (but unprofitable) growth funded by debt. $145m REVENUE in a quarter but market cap after the huge pullback of $22B+.\n\nCan't see this going wrong. |
| Joe Kernin looking mighty fine this morning |
| it can very easily drop back to 50$ |
| That’s 4 words |
| You can’t catch me I’m the Gingerbread man |
| After being up $40k in May. Typical |
| Should’ve been investing in McChickens and silver coins the past 5 years instead of dog shit AI hype stocks |
| The 1 dollar thing was a fluke because no one on that exchange had a sell offer for some reason. Basically summited a market order but the only sell offer was some wsb reject offering it for 10,000x the price. \n\nAlso its off normie exchanges so wsb couldnt even buy this. \n\nBut yeah i mean, it would work because surely not all of the shares are in the active float. But we'd be better off just donating the money to OP. |
| The Three Kings will deliver the rally Santa didn't |
| TMC went crazy a while back. I also bought below $1 and sold when it hit $10. That was a ride |
| Need to add another 0 to those %'s, back to r/Bogleheads/ for you OP |
| People surprised by end of year sellout always makes no sense |
| Don’t get kidnapped bro |
| "Revenue might be capped by supply"\n\nLMAO \n\nRevenue will be capped by demand\n\n$1500 Gaming PCs are now $2000 just because of RAM. People will just buy a PlayStation |
| The dumping will continue, until the anoos is loose. |
| The insider buying after bad earnings is actually pretty bullish ngl, that's when you know management thinks the street got it wrong |
| It’s the same script. Promise AGI/FSD coming next year, never deliver… profit |
| Santa “Too Late” Claus is a phony FAKE FRAUD |
| New year, new MEntal problems |
| always is, I set a reminder, youd think id have learned awhile ago |
| SLV call holders 😵 |
| No you are just thinking too simple minded and in the weeds. Globalism is dead. The post WW2 world had only one superpower and that was the US. They kept the global shipping lanes stable and safe ushering in the greatest amount of global trade the world has ever seen. They then messed up creating their competition in China in the pursuit of cheap goods. Now China is a near peer which means the world has returned to a competitive environment. One global power was an exception and will never be seen again. The world is just going back to the mean and it’s been playing out over decades, not one year of one presidency.\n\nThe world is just spoiled from the previous reality and pissed the US will no longer hurt themselves for the benefit of other countries. |
| That is absolutely how it works |
| Down YTD^ |
| Santa rally was the biggest lie of the year |
| Bruh it literally traded like complete shit in November and since earnings till December opex |
| The McDonalds indicator is positive still on HOOD interestingly. I think it means that people who hold HOOD will have to work at MACD soon |
| Damn |
| Let’s end the year in the green, folks. Good luck and happy new year. |
| I imagine everyone here as Comic Book Guy |
| Goin to the Central America tomorrow and I will be that guy all the rich people hate for having my wild 2 year old son in First Class. |
| Youd prob lose less investing in baconators |
| I have it on better authority that the people commenting today are not handsome and not strong. Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| naw |
| https://youtu.be/w4i1yAOKUI4 |
| I'm waiting for the Jesus rally on Good Friday. |
| I am hoping and praying the assholes that I work with all stay the hell in their houses today. Work would be great if not for the ppl |
| Mark Marquez |
| Good tidings for the next 💫 |
| CRSR is at $6, what happened? I think I sold it back in late 2021 for a little over 30. Did they have some kind of stock split? Or did their earnings really suck so much? |
| Happy last day of the year fellow losers. Just remember nothing matters and there’s no point to any of this so enjoy whatever you can in this fucked world. |
| Deepseek was impressively good. I ran it in my lab running a GeForce 3080 and a Ryzen 5800XT.\n\n\nDoesn't require expensive hardware, my setup is about a $1k. I've seen videos of people running Deepseek on a raspberry pi connected to an external GPU. \n\n\nAnd yes, I did ask it the Taiwan and tiananmen square questions. It was funny. |
| some people like to put 12 year old stuff in their mouth; some people don't |
| There has to be some threshold where the frequency of posting about a specific stock indicates that we're at the top for said stock. Too bad I can't collect that data. |
| Someone must have made it just before 2026 with SLV 0dtes off of this memetals volatility. All I know is it’s not me |
| Happy Tax Harvesting Day, everyone! |
| 31th |
| Cue the NVDA pump articles because God forbid the stock trades sideways for more than a week. It’s fucking pathetic at this point |
| I’d rather be talentless |
| Bears are those people always asking “you think you better than me” |
| TLT go up wen? |
| DonaldPump2 is that you |
| 30th |
| Two words Somalian Daycare |
| Last morning shit of the year and wow is it a wet one |
| I already bought ABRA, AAG, AGA |
| You are just naive that globalism is dying and it’s directly the result of the rise of China. The level of globalism we have seen is ONLY possible with one clear dominant global power. It was an anomaly and will probably never be seen again.\n\nChina predictable? As they threaten to invade Taiwan and continue invading all of Asias sea territories? Both countries are acting in their best interest as they should. This hate America but love China thing is naive and stupid. |
| Silver to the moon |
| we're just europeans |
| Name a more iconic duo: being unhealthily obsessed with how YouTube's metrics function and getting the equivalent of 0 engagement on nearly everything you post on the internet. |
| Arcing my own ropes up and into my own mouth is talent |
| Market flatter than Stanley |
| I bought some 18 year old scotch whiskey for tonight. \n\nWith ongoing national news, it just didn't feel right getting something aged 12 or 14 years. |
| If you thought Options trading was for crackheads you should try trading silver futures lol. |
| Thanks ill do the exact opposite |
| Netflix. Not because I think it will go up in 2026.\n\nBut I think it has the potential to go down, because of the WarnerBros deal, so that I can pick more for me.\n\nIncredible business. Just not available at a bargain. |
| This clubbing music slaps |
| Lulu wut |
| and no overtime pay but at least free pizza |
| He's a unicorn Dino. Which means we still need the horn yet |
| When is a good moment to get in? I expect a pullback first. |
| What’s your sell point? 196.4?? \n\nTake profits 💰!!! |
| Agreed |
| inflation is no more after mangos executive order sir |
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| Lmao I remember this from back in the day. One of the few meme stocks that never mooned in 2025. |
| Upvoting from the office wearing jeans |
| That’s why there are still great swaths of international students flocking to study in the US every single year. |
| This has to be rage bait |
| APLD ready to sink another 3% today |
| With inflation $1 is basically a penny |
| They virtually have no profit right now. The pump is wild. But buy away! |
| Exact picks can be pretty subjective. I can list a number of brands and flavors that might work for others. Also availability can be an issue.\n\n\nGrew up on Nissin beef, chicken, seafood flavors. Good for everyday.\n\n\nIn terms of what I can find in my local Chinese supermarket, I might go for Nongshim Shin ramen. Nongshim neoguri was my first gourmet feeling flavor as a kid, before I even had shin. Need to try that again sometime.\n\n\nThe most honest answer is to try one pack of every flavor you can get your hands on, and find your own preferences. There's 100-300 flavors I've tried and it's so hard to sort it out. I'm rather unfaithful and don't repeat flavors much as an adult. |
| Hector, tell me the gameplan |
| I have it on good authority that the people commenting today are handsome and strong |
| 🥂🍻 |
| lol OP you’re funny thinking the 50 series drop is coming out. 100% getting canceled or delayed. Also what are they going to do once they run out of old supply? They are screwed. $1m is also not that much for people like them!\n\nStock is cheap because they’re cooked and so is your position. |
| some are above a dollar |
| RemindMe! 2 days |
| CME keeps raising margins on futures for metals to tamp down speculation, all of them are getting hit. Be patient |
| So why don’t they? It’s 3.8 billion each year and the last two years had an extra $26 billion |
| Happy new year retard |
| Oracle has bottomed on daily chart; bought it back at 196.3 🫡 |
| I said the same to my left hand 🫲 |
| But.... junior silver miners |
| Guys the corporate overlords are allowing us to wear jeans today. Suddenly that whole year of bullshit just seems so worth it. |
| China is speeding ahead of the US dumpster fire in about every technology field and retards are yawning. |
| Happy new year regards 🙂 |
| Market is flatter than your girl |
| Can we all just agree to not talk about the “Santa rally” next year? |
| Crypto go back to sleep I’m a bull and this shit is just getting old these little fake 1% rips |
| That would be funny, but honestly the answer is even better. \n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Huffman |
| Thetality |
| We're plunging to the depths of Lake Michigan! |
| After the pump and dump here done by sirjackalot? im never touching this shit again |
| Going from atheist to religious so I can pray for ONDS, PATH, LULU, RedCat and RedWire to moon. |
| So.. if all of WSB came together and bought, say $5 each of this stock, would it actually pump a fair bit and save this guy? |
| Not first. I have nothing to add.\n\n\nHold onto your gibblets, vix is up |
| Time to end the year with a bang |
| I grabbed CRSR shares last week on the theasis that GTA VI is coming in 2026 and everyone will be upgrading their gaming setup. |
| Already happened. Wake up sheeple |
| Silver ending the year on its 4th straight 5+% swing day; rollercoaster to the end. |
| Reeeeee |
| Growth stocks are actually shrinking stocks |
| Why wouldn't it? |
| Look ma another Burry cult follower trying to spread FUD. |
| Very simplified analysis, I wish you good luck, but I would stay away from this for several reasons.\n\n1) The Margin Glitch is a very naive view of it, yes they are selling it at a premium now, but it's to cover future memory chip costs which will be significantly higher. There is a benefit that one competitor has left the retail, but the reason why they left was because they projected it to be less profitable.\n\n2) With rising GPU/CPU prices (all of which need memory chips) the average "upgrade cycle" can easily go from 2-3 years to 5-6 years. Creating longer cycles in retail sales. This will have the exact opposite effect that you expect for this stock.\n\n3) They might've loaded up because of long term investment prospects, not short term, there are also more reasons to buy as well some of which have a more neutral to bearish sentiment. As long as you are playing the long game by buying shares you will see profit on this the moment datacenter craze fades out. \n\nEitherway good luck, but I wasn't convinced by this DD. |
| may 7.5,10c |
| If we have 3 red days in a row the anti christ will return to earth with his demons and enslave us all |
| If I thought top was in I'd sell. |
| Feeling kinda retarded rn, might repost later, I dk |
| Congratulations on your weight loss! |
| How much of these chips do they even have? won't the price dump if there is news they're running out? |
| I will not buy pennystocks next year I will not buy pennystocks next year I will not buy pennystocks next year I will not buy pennystocks next year I will not buy pennystocks next year I will not buy pennystocks next year |
| Early riser gang members check in |
| Thanks, I will wait for these to pump again |
| $ stop sith the dropppppp. Ffffdssssss |
| Calm, cool, and confident. I bought into the dip I didn't lose much money. |
| Er... a worldnews contributor? Say no more. |
| This is why screenshots have the trim feature. |
| Thank you, thank you. Just means more money to blow on SPY 0DTE. |
| Still goes for the senior discount at McDonald’s |
| Real permabears on us market go long in foreign markets, which would have been a great move in 2025 |
| I had a $5,000 a week habit. Now I just go to a doctor once a month. $0 copay on scripts. Pay $200 a visit. It changed my life completely. Plan to start tapering in 2026 to get off it completely. |
| Lmaooo love it, you missed the 4th bullet point 0dte is the only way to recover |
| Pull out, it's enough |
| Which call options |
| Who is “we”? I’ve never met anyone that isnt jewish that thinks we should be sending billions to Israel every year. Why are we funding their defense? If Israel can buy the weapons from us, then why don’t they? 1% of gdp is a lot. Healthcare costs are not multiples higher that makes no sense lmao. Give a single source for any of this. |
| You’ve been sober 4 years and still need treatment ? Fuckin hell |
| Are there any real perma bers on the US market overall? Troll rhetoric aside, I think the only real perma bers are talking heads who get paid to offer clickbait level opinions that scare people like a good horror movie.\n\nBut then I suppose there's a few who love to short things at ATH. My condolences to anyone who relies financially on someone who shorts things at ATH. |
| Today is the day we make it all back, gents. I just need a 14% move on the SPY and I'm back in business. 💪 |
| Consuming silver is nor a good idea. It turned my uncle blue. |
| Keep up the good work brother |
| Not unlike the US of A where you just have to buy a coin or a million dollar dinner to be exempt from any rule. |
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| Tesla bulls think a -3% drop on TSLA is a juicy dip to buy LOL. Shits still over valued by 85% |
| You have time to lose it all. GL |
| Amazon |
| No play is best play in flat market bro. \n\nShort silver or asts if you got balls. |
| Personal notes for the new year: \n\n* buy stock, not options. \n* Buy options with a farther out date if I plan to get some. \n* Avoid 0dte unless it's super obvious. |
| Indian |
| Silver is a good buy. I am Jim Cramer and I endorse this message. |
| 2025 sucked ass but 2026 prolly gonna suck ass more |
| santa is red after all |
| Copygiant strikes again |
| Hindsight is 20/20 |
| fr |
| I think you'll be able to buy in the $58-$60 range before then next leg up |
| Maybe not now, but tens of thousands of middle market transactions ($50-500m) occur each year, so it definitely can be done. Would involve probably building up a SAAS product to $20-30m ARR, which certainly isn’t out of the question. Did a little work at a few vc funds back in college so I do have a little experience with the whole startup landscape and although I’m not ready to raise funds yet, I’m hoping to get there in a few years once I have a little more professional experience. I’m looking towards where I want to be maybe 7-10 years from now and am not the type that’s gonna give up on creating the life I want even if I’m certainly at an extremely low point right now. |
| would love to be in 2026 already. fuck christmas, fuck NYE |
| I actually still use deepseek for mathematical concepts. It was the best at explaining maths (in my opinion) till Google released Gemini 3.\n\n\nChatgpt and Claude talk a lot\n\n\nDeepseek is also much better at analysing stock or trading opportunities than others (again, from my experience, others could have different experience) \n\n\nFinally, when looking up sketchy Chinese brands and want to know if I'm getting my money's worth or getting scammed, I use deepseek or qwen to look up the companies, as they're trained on Chinese data. |
| Alright NVDA let’s rocket today |
| What can I short here, you guys see anything green 😆 |
| It’s also more expensive to short for that matter |
| It's already 1st Jan 2026 in Australia mate! |
| why would you buy spy at the top your basically giving money to the rich |
| RIP! |
| dang ... 4th day of red, Santa must be detained by immigration |
| No buy the miners.\n\nThey are leveraged bets on silver anyways and SLV can get slammed by CME rule changes. |
| If you’re a Perma ber with no financial background, just stop. It’s not going to work |
| Also a global shortage of nitric acid I believe |
| “Reuters could not immediately verify the report.”\n\nLol |
| What's best |
| Don’t need to. This play is certain. |
| Oh no. It's happening again... |
| Market is flatter than your girl |
| 🙁 I’ve been looking this goddamn prompt |
| Why you idiots touch options!!! |
| Ironically this post would also work on r/watchescirclejerk |
| 3.8 billion per year for a country roughly the size and population of New Jersey...\n\nThe point as well is that Israel may *now* be significantly more capable of relocating their budget to cover that, but could they do that while developing the services originally? |
| Replying here cos my comment will probably get lost:\n\nI actually visited the mine once. I still got some souvenirs. I got a hat with the logo and a stuffed animal.\n\nThe hat alone is worth 50% more than OP's entire portfolio |
| U ain't selling shit for 200m |
| No K Hole here. Been sober 4 years now thanks to medically assisted treatment and just need to re up on my script. |
| I’ve made it chat I’ve officially made enough to quit my job and last till next year |
| INTC still pumping WTF |
| Have you tried chewing lead paint chips? Makes WSB a more relatable experience. ☝️ |
| Would internet break if sweeney spread cheeks |
| WAT? LOL\n\nI actually visited the mine once. I still got some souvenirs. I got a hat with the logo and a stuffed animal.\n\nThe hat alone is worth 50% more than your entire portfolio |
| Only thing that looks bullish today is this firecracker up Santa’s ass |
| Is having it red/orange like some weird reverse psychology loss porn? |
| Anyone else on Robinhood notice that SLV default on options is to short/sell options or just me? None of my other stocks are like that |
| Flat since October… |
| Elon? |
| Looks to me like you’re ripping off TheStockGuy’s material |
| Welp 90k wasn't good enough for you to even take partial profit so nothing else will be. |
| jfc it’s up 195% on the 1 year |
| Who knows , theres an 8 year cycle in gold that predict a decline until February, i wouldn’t feel comfortable adding more silver until at least 65 |
| You know I used to never touch 0dte, mostly hit leaps and held stocks, and even just kept money in Hood for the juicy 5% interest. Almost never lost a trade and generally couldnt stand to be in this stupid subreddit. But ever since my car got a hole in the exhaust, and I have been fumigating myself with carbon monoxide on my daily commute; suddenly I lost all my money, lose thousands on 0dte and fit right in here.\n\nHmmm, maybe I should have just paid the $300 repair bill. |
| Withdrawals fucking suck. Got my doc appt in 3 hours. Hopefully this stupid ass pharmacy fills my script 2 days early or ima have to call into work |
| Arise NVDA |
| I liked watching Captain Planet growing up |
| SLV 2027 calls? |
| They'll have it manipulated back to 687 by open to screw over puts too. Just watch |
| Hi Mousepop. 🐭🍿 |
| HO YEAH |
| So stocks are just going to flat forever |
| I always laugh at how the watch in this meme is upside down. |
| I think you are missing the concept of growth company. Many growth companies struggle with revenue early. BBAI’s $250 million acquisition of Ask Sage provides them with a secure, existing AI integration platform, which will help grow revenues. BBAI also has a record $456 million in cash on hand that will help them pursue additional growth initiatives. Their projected revenue for 2026 is between $125 - $140 million and a projected earnings growth rate of 73%. I see big things for BBAI in 2026. |
| Chris Tyson from Mr Beast was spotted working retail in Macy’s, top signal |
| RDW to the moon! |
| Today is the day I tell my son that not only is King of the Hill real, but Peggy Hill is his father. 🙏 |
| When it comes to silver the CME changed the rules for the 3rd time this month.\n\n \nTHEY ARE DESPERATE! Silver going to run 2026 and it looks like they trying to stop it. |
| Buy the miners or physical not anything else short dated.\n\n \nThe CME manipulated the price by changing the rules for the 3rd time this month it's just a gamble and the manipulators is in charge. |
| If you’re going to get anything short term, wouldn’t recommend. 70 seems to be support but who knows |
| Eurupoors Are off and americapoors Are sleeping |
| INTC looks bullish af |
| How does that make it any better? |
| Can it break out so I can make some money on my eonr shares |
| It’s over when you stop only |
| IRL retard alert, Robinhood is doing a great service to the public. |
| Oil going all the way up ! |
| So... space stonks go brr? so confused.... |
| almost oversold on the 4hr |
| Don'e with 0dte bullshit. All movement happens overnight |
| China has fucked us so bad under this moronic 🥭 truly the worst negotiator |
| You ever watch a roadrunner cartoon? That moment where the coyote feels air under his little footpads, but before he looks down. And some defensive stocks are still fairly valued BTW. CPB KHC KMB CLX etc. |
| I love smell of burning theta in the morning. |
| Got my nice hot covefefe, asian girl porn loaded up and looking forward to hanging out with all the bots and the same 5 uncs today in the goyim manipulation chamber again. Life is good. |
| That sounds better |
| https://preview.redd.it/pge155cuziag1.png?width=230&format=png&auto=webp&s=02c6a8387af0cd3fd5db0525160e80f0d4da35b6 |
| Shares, yes. Short dated options? I would not |
| Or panic buy. Either way,…panic! |
| Wake up and smell the theta. |
| oh no i regarded |
| I was in college at the time and had a portfolio construction class. My professor dinged me on my holding of Google because “how is a search engine ever going to make money”. 😂 |
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| 3 inches isnt short its average. |
| Yes. But will probly just chop around for a week or two |
| But this times different |
| https://preview.redd.it/a30hb7feziag1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=698f44ab3a83284e557e3ad81e4c74a0990c20bc |
| Next decade perhaps |
| Intc to 40 pls |
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| retard 🌈 |
| Guess you are short, sorry buddy. Check the chart and tell me how the fck can i have any bags lol |
| Lmfao I wish |
| Serious question: buy the silver dip or no? |
| Christmas is over, Santa doesn’t work that way. What planet are you from |
| \*This comment bought and paid for by the CME\* |
| Everything you write makes my brain hurt. And stop using double exclamations you muppet. Learn how and when to use exclamations |
| They asked Burry if he would bet against TSLA and he said: I am not short. The man made all of his money last time on swaps though 🤔 |
| How we doing this horrific, miserable morning fellow uncs? It smells like Uncdog in here. |
| "M.M." Market Machine = MARKET MAN = MANAUL MARKET = MANIPULATE MAN = MARKET MAKERS MANIPULATING MEN MALICIOUSLY = MARKET, M. \n\nIt's CLEAR |
| Most regards have January 16 calls expiring. Until then MM will make us suffer. |
| Real. Unc. Shit. |
| Oh so weasels are rocks now? |
| Blue Horseshoe loves AeroTyne International. |
| Could you access it from your Zune? |
| Just put the bags in your hands. |
| Pinky rang!!!! |
| Not at all, you deserve it. |
| It was text based like command line terminal |
| They dont teach geology in the 🇬🇧? Guess it was replaced by Islamic ☪️ studies eh😂\n\nPoots on you |
| All I'm asking is total market collapse. Is that too much to ask? |
| INTC 40 EOD |
| Man I am bearish HOOD. The chart looks very gross on every timeframe |
| all this flapping just to end -0.05% again |
| Strange how what happens in an 8 hour span doesn’t dictate the market at large |
| When did you buy these calls? Wow crazy, sometimes you have to trust your guts read of things and temper that with your tinfoil hat downloads! Good shit |
| I need and endless screen of Shrek and Cliffords |
| Some of us don't have even have that 😓 Just got my coffee and best of Beethoven. |
| You know the top is in for SLV when you start seeing those “if you think it’s expensive now you’ll regret it later” type memes |
| https://preview.redd.it/pof92rezxiag1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9670af57adb3f6870ad6f19a3ff09254f96e0724 |
| Make breakfast for your wife and her bf |
| You already knew how dumb is was.\n\nYou just thought you were different. \n\nYou now realize you're not. |
| panic sell |
| My buddy in India just told me 2026 futes are lookin great so... |
| We need a logarithmic curve! |
| Same, fx pushing me 2-3% lower |
| Silver back to 40s in couple months |
| Makes sense - I shall blindly trust your numbers. Last day WOULD likely be a day of closing positions. Is first trading day also typically an up day I wonder? |
| That’s weird. When I went to bed it was dumb, when I woke up it was still dumb. |
| Is this Bad Luck Brian grown up? |
| You're welcome, I sold covered calls |
| Well AI, as cliche as it is, is definitely growing and someone is gonna need to build applications on top of it for specific purposes. I might just do that. |
| Looks like this happens to everyone, whenever you make big wins, you start losing big as well, just the worldgivingyou realitycheck. My new strategy is to always take at least 50% of the gain out whenever I trade. |
| It will break my fucking heart if all the momentum chasers on silver pull out >!I wish my dad did!< and dump all their cash back into SPX futures |
| INTC has been insane the last days, just pumping non-stop |
| Sell it and take the bag. You've won already. |
| They’ll just get another bailout |
| Memory prices spiked barely 2 months ago and there are people already bearish saying it's a cyclical business with micron ($mu) trading at 6.4x fy27 earnings lol, there is 0 reason to be bearish for the next 12 months (unless a macro event happens). And if robots scale 3-5 years from now we are talking about a decade+ long super cycle and we haven't even finished month 3. |
| It's because of the calls, the calls, the calls, don't you see |
| Holly no +3 percent? |
| Trading SLV is easy, calls on open , sell before close , buy puts on close |
| Oh, that's my house. He also, got my house back. |
| green by open..? |
| 3 |
| Imagine the RDDT gains if they had kept custom emojis (insert Thomas the tank engine emoji here) |
| My [RDDT DD](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/T7lTuzWEtt) from last year seems still good. Next thanksgiving we count our chips 🦃 |
| SPY last trading day in last 10 years. \n\n-0.94%, -0.46%, -0.52%, +0.85%, +0.29%, +0.64%, -0.26%, -0.25%, -0.28%, -0.43% |
| It’s been smart and then dumb and then smart and now dumb again. |
| Sell it today . |
| If this is true, its a good idea. 🥭 farmers getting squeezed means they will maybe learn their lesson |
| GTFO, from memory u lost nothing. You just gambled hard and were up, and then you went back down and cashed out what you started with. It's not the same as summa these tragics who took out loans on the house etc. |
| Pls Santa if you are real can you give me a 3 percent day, 5 percent for Google, 10 percent for AMD and Sandisk and 20 for Intel. \n\nI’ll promise I’ll be good and buy indices |
| Aaannd reporting you for racial profiling. Enjoy your ban you brain-dead idiot |
| Sucks big time.\nDon’t trade over Christmas/new year\nNo crying in the casino |
| I’ve been wondering where the custom emojis went |
| Why tf did I get up so early, what am I gunna do for 3 more hours? |
| Hopium |
| Always has been |
| Bring back the fkn emojis |
| Take out that fat gurl with stanky feet so you not alone on New Year’s Eve |
| >CHINA TO IMPOSE 55% TARIFFS ON IMPORTED BEEF FROM THE US\n\nTariffs have only just begun. More tariffs are coming. |
| When physical demand started piling up and the liquidity crisis due to there being WAYYY more paper silver issued than physical came to a head. The ensuing manipulation by large financial entities is to force a stop to the squeeze, since they literally cannot fulfill the obligations of all the paper certificates even spending 10's of billions manipulating it down is a good deal. |
| MEta Shareprice is higher than my avg but im still negative my local currency has outperformed the dollar 🙁 |
| In a bear market cash trounces everything. Waiting patiently like a wild cat in stealth mode until the moment the market has bottomed out, ready to swoop in on a generational dip with the precision of a hawk. |
| Deep |
| What was Reddit like in 2010? \n\n/s |
| Puts on SLV remains the only play |
| Yeah but those software is saturated now so that door isn’t available to you |
| So your wife is free at midnight then? |
| Stupid dumb market, can't you do what I want? |
| Surprise surprise not one trillion |
| If he’s Chinese then that’s just how they have it\n\nred is considered good luck so all positive PNL is set to red by default |
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| Does it come out of the ground in bars? |
| 🤰 |
| Busy being trafficked. In a better position now. |
| The car thing was kind of a dark humored joke. Probably would’ve blown a decent portion of the money, but there are many significant things I could’ve done with it that actually would improve my life that will probably be off the table for the next 6-12 months. |
| Is this what corn bros see in their wet dreams? |
| There's a monkey that picks stocks by throwing at a dart board. I'd suggest making him your new financial advisor |
| Lmfao remember when the idiots in here thought they were smart buying SLV? \n\nPoint. Point and laugh. |
| Despite the 6 figure pay, I’m pretty much have no money to my name now (don’t ask me where everything else went, but will say it’s at least partly due to living in a high cost of living area), plus there’s a non insignificant chance I’ll be laid off with current market conditions, so I might have to deal with a period of unemployment which isn’t gonna be fun. Guess it just kind of hurts that I’m now essentially rebuilding from ground zero and the possibilities that the 90k could’ve unlocked are now off the table at least for now. |
| shit's rigged with ever changing margin requirements... but ithastogoupfromhere |
| I'm fat |
| Common cme I need more Manipulation. Give 60 bucks! |
| I remember the first time WSB squeezed silver too lol. |
| Nice |
| Silvers not a Rock |
| happy new year, bums. |
| Options isn't the problem... your poor decision making is. Thus clearly showing by your lack of accountability on this post. |
| It puts the money in the index or else it gets the hose again |
| Yes |
| Subscribe |
| It still does |
| Time to PAMP |
| SLV please dump and teach all these fuckers to not invest in rocks |
| About 95% leave it after China CCP government took over |
| celebrating new year is regarded. i am saying this as a depressed individual |
| Nice |
| As someone who has no idea what is what can someone explain is OP cooked or not then?\n\nIs OP 72k up then or what.. |
| All the silver spec money about to roll into Bitcoin. |
| I miss the good ole days when NVDA would pump on a random day with no news |
| Nice |
| Better hope you live in a state or country where you are cashed out of PTO should you leave the company. Otherwise you should take a month long vacation somewhere. |
| When wsb and copycat subs found out about it |
| Red stock market? How original 🥱 |
| Nice |
| Spy 700 eod |
| Nice |
| SPY calls. Didn't he say he will sell his BRK shares and invest it into the S&P for his wife? |
| Nice |
| Nice |
| Guys, guys, its a joke, Santa rally is just late this year. |
| Nice |
| I thought we sent them to Ukraine |
| So Grok? |
| At this point I’ve turned to shitposting and copium on wsb to get over my 90k in losses. Nevertheless, I will be here when I inevitably make a comeback and my glory day will eventually come…\n\nWas actually talking to a pretty rich family friend the other day who said he also lost around 300k in stocks around the recession and said he was left with almost nothing and recently sold his software company for close to $200M. Can think of at least 3 or 4 other people I know in real life who have similar stories. At least these things give me hope that one day in the future I can eventually pull off something like this even if I’m at rock bottom right now with practically no money to my name again and a non insignificant chance I’ll get laid off from my tech job soon. Nevertheless I guess the real test is not whether you can avoid setbacks, but how well you can overcome them and stay motivated. |
| 🤫 |
| NICE |
| Gonna sacrifice a goat to Santa to turn this shit around |
| Holy diarrhea |
| Never give up |
| What if we made an LLM that only speaks in psychosis? |
| TA confirmed dinosaur bullish until meteor hits again |