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| Sour hour came early. BTD |
| Very real and normal price action. |
| Low/no vol day |
| tiny catalyst already happened. this thing is not dropping past $772 |
| Shit is trading like meme stock lol\n |
| Have you seen have much tuitions cost these days? |
| feels a bit trumpy |
| Apparently |
| holy fuck i made so much money buying the oil dip last friday |
| Ttd buy shit sell rip. This is the way |
| That's not a real reason, that's your head canon |
| Spy will never be red again. Thanks insider trading 🫡 |
| The Price is Right announcer is so freaking annoying the way he always stresses the last word |
| Not taco Tuesday |
| Oil up 5%. Spy up. War is over and the straight is open |
| Volume! Come back! |
| 3.9mil degens and they can't pick one stock amongst themselves to load unto |
| You really timed the top |
| Algorithms programmed to sell SpaceX because some chinese rocket crashed 😅 |
| This didn’t age well lol. |
| Will 773 be the low for the rest of the week? They don’t want it to fall it seems |
| If the "FUKIN STRAIGHT" stays closed long enough we will all get used to it |
| FUCK ALL THAT\n\nWing Yip Food?\n\nIf that's not a GYNA pump & dump I don't know what is |
| 3rd time in the last week I buy meta calls that instantly go red |
| Company has mutiple fraud cases, yet this dude still thinks they are being "missprice." What a joker lol. |
| Buy better energy stocks my EXE is up\n\nAlso that's nuclear not energy sector |
| the real win was the heart palpitations you developed along the way |
| Yeah, I mean I am out of the hole at $250/share, but $330/share takes me up to portfolio highs and that would be it for me. |
| Oh lord. Shriveled and in hiding, lol. Feels like Ive gotten my balls kicked in for the past half hour. |
| Jd getting a voicemail too if I was a betting man lmfaoooo |
| Just need one tiny catalyst and this market is about to be set on 🔥 |
| !banbet now 115 4d |
| There is none they couldn't make money off it the demand wasn't there so they decided to give it away. |
| 83% up on oil longs :feetswing: |
| TXRH moving unusually fast for restaurant stock |
| very few reason for the stock to move up and 1000 reason for it to automatically dump 2-3% |
| Can someone poke SPY with a stick to make sure it’s not dead? |
| APPL calls?\n\n |
| RIP me |
| >You can refuse to pay, sure. But when everyone around you is researching, learning, writing, and working 2-5x faster with AI, you’re putting yourself at an intellectual and productivity disadvantage over $20.\n\nMicrosoft themselves restrict use of Copilot to their employees, and you are dreaming of 20$ being sustainable? |
| http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx7vJmH4SO1E_tn1FTwA1BMS9jha0tKnlu?si=A3UZIaKOUHxqNCW4 Wendy's is not as bad be after all.. |
| You can find me in a cabin in the woods when that happens |
| Yup, I sold when it went 110 first time |
| Our tax dollars hard at work propping up this fraud market |
| Spcx hit 107!again and immediatelya load |
| of course it did |
| Vicious selling cycle |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Come on sndk go up please not chop chop chop |
| Oh god I can't hold my liquidity in anymore.\n\nNASDAQ gna make me caaaaaaaall |
| >Energy up\n\nThen why is my Oklo also down, Mr. Bigbrain? Check and mate. |
| The day I buy calls, of course margin starts calling |
| Nobody wants to barf anymore. |
| Jobs are getting wrecked so no chance of rate hike.\nBut people see inflation and that makes rate cut unappealing too. So market is pricing in uncertainty, which makes people retreat to metals |
| Bought calls at top, instantly lost 8 grand, and got stopped out. We should go up from here |
| Obama's fault |
| JFC break the 1240’s SNDK you fucking CUNT CUCK FUCKING BITCH |
| I for one appreciate whomever now has all of the money I fucked off today. Good call, brother. |
| at least u got the shares not some fd that expire in 2 days, seen worse bets here |
| Sir this is a casino |
| Mm's not being reigned in by fed |
| bought a put for your brain |
| What just happened to space x. From 137 suddenly to 130 instantly |
| The moment I buy puts SPY is gonna rocket, I ain't falling for it again muffin man |
| 330?? |
| Maybe we’ll get a deal with Iran just in time for a Christmas Rally!!! Or is thinking we’ll reach a deal by December too optimistic? |
| How my minerals doing Marie? I hope you didn’t touch them |
| Not negotiating until the end of Mayne Go's term is hilarious lmao\n\n |
| wen riot |
| wtf happened to SPCX ? Lmaoooo |
| is htz done or not |
| Trash! unless its below $70 |
| It’s obviously much cheaper than it is here, but some people think you can go over there and live like a king for 1000 a month |
| Garbage stock |
| "Semi-negotiating with Iran"... guys he said "Semi".. calls on semiconductors |
| Low vol bs |
| What's on Thursday |
| Bidens fault 😂 |
| So what’s the word on the street? |
| Same bro it’s a bad addiction |
| Iran not gonna negotiate until 2029?? Bait or real ??? |
| No… no one wants to hold earnings. |
| If u need money buy DRAG they are on the run |
| I WONT LOST MY 300 BACK TO THE MARKET |
| Opposite the opposite opposite wsb |
| nvda close candle above 219.50 please |
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| HEY HEY\n\nBUY BUY \n\nBUY BUY BUY BUY\n\nIM BUYING THIS TONIGHT\n\nYOU'RE PROBABLY A DUM BER RIGHT?\n\nI KNOW THIS CANT BE RIGHT HEY BABY CMON\n\nI BOUGHT CALLS ENDLESSLY\n\nAND SPY WAS THERE FOR ME\n\nSO NOW ITS TIME TO ALL IN AND MAKE IT EVEN MORE\n\nI KNOW THAT I CAN LEVERAGE MORE\n\nIT AINT NO LIE\n\nI WANNA SEE SPY BREAK ATH\n\nBABY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY\n\nDONT WANNA BE A DUM BER TOO\n\nJUST ANOTHER ENTRY LIQUIDITY FOR MM TOO\n\nYOU MAY HATE ME BUT IT AINT NO LIE\n\nBABY BUY BUY BUY |
| It's not a simple buy and hold it's the buy and hold of the stuff that happened to go up. Hedge funds aim to preserve wealth. |
| Thanks |
| Congrats all dip buyers |
| Casual 3.5% stolen from retail investors for no reason |
| Still don't see the benefit of putting it open source for the company |
| PRINTING CASH MOFOS |
| no dollar sign |
| bear standpeed watchout!! |
| Soon OP will be the half owner of the company |
| Its about that time to anal rape the spy |
| See you in Valhalla. Hopefully Hertz included the collision damage waiver. |
| Same! Want to share a cardboard box down by the docks? |
| Lost 8 grand, I'm out! |
| Tweet any minute |
| Just derisking for earnings. And general high beta stock drop. Energy up |
| i think i need gods intervention himself to actually get my calls back in the money by Friday🤣 |
| edit: +3%\n\nthere I fixed it for you |
| SPACE X?????? |
| Oomph for msft. |
| $HTZ \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/n39ga30sfkih1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d375b58445b0cce3e40039a1e7ddd7023634263 |
| This timeline gonna have a Karl Marx reincarnate at this point with this level of greed and corruption literally headed towards repeat of the 20th century, except Nukes and AI and drones.\n\nUnless someone cuts these food prices and costs soon or regulates |
| Every day is just fucking pain owning SNDK. Holy fuck man |
| FUCK YOU AVGO |
| Fuck you NVDA |
| # FREEFALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
| random china rocket launch failed= rklb and asts are diving -5% lol |
| #Looks like another flat week LMAO🤌 |
| That's great but how about those genitals |
| Guh |
| !banbet $NOW 115 4d |
| Folks I’m trying to help people make money today WYHG |
| Dont tell me that man |
| Remember your ABC's... Always Buy Calls |
| Do it again. Then you can retire. |
| Taco equals higher oil price rn because he’s threatening a deal with Iran atm |
| The intrinsic value of HERTZ stock is higher than what it is trading now. |
| Another choppy day… |
| A -3% god candle is brewing |
| Stocks of Crude oil in US SPR fell by about 6.1 mln barrels to 298.7 mln barrels last week, lowest since 1983\n\nSPR fucked No deal in sight Oil in the 80s |
| SPACE X??? THOUGHTS???? |
| I want mu to Shrek! |
| They’re trying to push WYHG like last week…except maybe higher 🧐 |
| Well cyber security is huge and them buying out cyber ark was also huge for them. They have a solid business tbh I wudnt short it.. |
| NVDA... it would be really nice if you stoped going down... thank you! |
| Imagine Berk getting rug pulled as soon as they get back into the market. What a humiliation |
| That's how it usually works. The market gods let you win at first then you go, damn I should have bet some real money, then you lose it. |
| What is that? |
| I'm calm. I'm defending my point. |
| Oil and treasuries mooning. |
| Kinky |
| I also bought puts at 773.50.\n\nIm losing my ass today. |
| How am I suppose to feed myself if I’m just scalping for 5-7% on SPX |
| Sooo are my ONDS and POET 8/14 calls fucked |
| Europoors in Ibiza sipping apperol spritz and it shows lol |
| It's always over every m-f |
| small caps, any company with debt, getting smoked this morning....yet gold rising? so not sure if it's rates or what is causing it.\n\nedit: rates mooning |
| bessent is doing the best he can to get the market not to crash and you guys are buying calls lol\n\njust buy some meta puts and chill |
| Imagine the money to be made just being an ear around him |
| Short oil |
| Feels like repeat of Friday |
| Theta gang bagging strippers and cocaine this week |
| BOOM! What did I tell yal about WYHG? |
| USO with a shrek on the 1 min |
| Dont wanna get demolished with a taco 😌 |
| My calls 🤝 My puts \n \n Going worthless |
| Guys its over, just let it fall. |
| Dont forget the Pervert glasses 😂 |
| I don’t wanna come back down from this cloud🎶 |
| # RKLB NOSEDIVING LOL\n\n\n\n# EARNINGS LEAKED? |
| I ate five eggs.\nIf you know what I mean. |
| Hey bro I traded some AAOZ today. 9k profit. Big swings in the first hour. Could of made more but profit is profit. |
| AI engineers who are worth anything ain’t going to Meta lmao AI is going to be shit |
| Lmao cohr getting raped |
| first week of options trading and i did absolutely killer on SPY calls and i’ve only been red since LMAO |
| Drag is a super unknown gain |
| USO soaring |
| Dumb market lol |
| Rklb delaying neutron in this environment would turbo dump it |
| Spy |
| i wish i was in the taco's inner circle |
| They are going to pin this 774$ arent they fuck. Another day theta gang fucks me in the ass |
| Welp, I better go fill up the tank before oil hits 100 again |
| Well it seems like I ain't making any money today with the way SPY is moving, or I guess I should say refusing to move, at least I ain't losing money either |
| puts have been the obv play for since thurs-fri, and that's why it wont work |
| You live under a rock bro |
| Fuck you. |
| https://preview.redd.it/eiu0wbbffkih1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74d55d5d8dc260278e1ab495d516d10c70f4b042\n\n |
| We aint movin up until taco fuckin surrenders |
| You are not alone my friend |
| Yes. OTM. |
| I come back and I am 3k down. Rklb looks to be the culprit. Something happened? |
| LOL. Zuck has sent so much money to money-heaven: "It's so bad we have to give it away!" |
| Schd is up 24% ytd fyi |
| SPY range is set, hope y’all like chop. |
| We end in the green, it's too early for that drop to hold on the Q's |
| Just skip college and invest the money instead get a job too and invest that money |
| U regarded |
| my guess is market is calling mango’s bluff |
| YO WHERE THE DEAL AT, HOMIES |
| ppl are buying calls in this market |
| I meant Actual Indians, what did you think I meant |
| “What is gains? Oh baby don't hertz me… don’t hertz me… no more…” |
| Fuc**k hertz. |
| And we’re pinned |
| Should have ported into Oil my boy |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▼ | $765.00 (below) | $772.29 | $773.97 | -0.9% | Aug 14, 2:55 PM | |
| What's wrong with your algo lol |
| Then stop buying Nvidia options |
| !banbet |
| why so flat |
| Why would these companies who invested trillions continue to do so if they're having to give their models away for free and sell the excess compute? There's got to be a pull back at some point. |
| SPCX under ipo price is a steal |
| We already fucking did. That's where I bought fucking calls. |
| Damn not even 1% |
| already happened today so 100% |
| Oil climbing gold climbing market is tarded |
| Flat today, flat tomorrow |
| WYHG folks!!!!! |
| Why’s RKLB dumping so hard |
| So why is market red? |
| we're all so sick of this weekend war, just get it over with |
| "Buy the dip! Just buy the dip, bro! It's so easy, the stocks will recover, just buy the dip!" AND THEN IT FUCKING DOUBLE DIPS. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK |
| Literally the most, "running" major sport in history. |
| # Pure manipulation… |
| Calls on degeneracy |
| It’s never obvious the market will go up. They get paid billions to make money as their day job. A simple buy and hold outperformed . No strategy no sophisticated investment strategy |
| So does every transport truck driver. |
| Dump the dam market already stop stalling |
| Just like when I jerk it |
| Cash gang till there is a real deal in the middle east, no M.O.U shit. Good luck everyone 🫡 |
| 505 shares at 11.X on the bid 😋 |
| Down today up tomorrow |
| Every time I buy Nvidia options it drops LMAO |
| $788 SPY by Friday |
| 0 |
| Spy closes 0.008% today |
| oil on a roll again |
| Elon shouldve IPO'd SPCX at 10 trillion mkt cap. Fanboys will buy anything |
| If it doubles… |
| Spy is hanging on by a thread if any of the above mention sink it will dip |
| For a reason lmao |
| When the SPY pull back comes it will be quick and violent…. |
| Damn these liquidity sweeps lol |
| Can you donate $60 to my charity |
| A margin account and they bought hertz? Yeah this market needs a reset💀 |
| Odds we see 775 today? |
| Strait closed till 2029. Will hit the world economy hard in months if nothing changes. |
| Im holding these dumbass puts I bought at the bottom. I bought them like a dumbass, now I need my dumbass medicine. For being a fucking dumbass. |
| Uhmmm does someone know something on RKLB or what? |
| HIMS? If you guys laugh, I take it will crash after earnings. |
| HTZ |
| What are profits? |
| It stopped pretending it was going to go past 135. |
| At this point I think even a nuke dropping would be bullish |
| That made me laugh too😂 you know bro did NOT play “soccer ball” |
| I drive a diesel fml |
| 5th half let’s see how high clew can take Wyhg folks |
| Am I the only one around here seeing how overinflated $SNOW is?! It continues to have worsening net income since IPO and we're almost at ATH, makes 0 sense. |
| Batman would be long Oil |
| serious question, I don't have puts. Why does the market not give a flying fuck we are almost out of oil, Iran situation is not getting any better, and inflation on the rise? |
| PLTR is a good company. |
| Yeah. I get the no productivity boost. Employees aren’t going to do 5x more work for the same pay. They will do the same work 5x faster and then take the rest of the day off. |
| HTZ $3 calls are cheep as hell rn |
| My UNH, SaaS and TPL oil stock all green baby! |
| gey day |
| Should be pretty muted until Wednesday. I spent the morning taking some gains on Credo (CRDO) and selling covered calls on Coca-Cola (KO). |
| rklb being down is o ly cus spcx being a dodo head |
| Today’s got that 1% SPY bleed kinda vibe |
| Wiley e Coyote hasn't looked down yet |
| RKLB & ASTS say “suck my dick and eat it bulls” clearly |
| Whats up with twitter talking about the economic crash or smthing |
| Ugh I have an eye dr appointment, but I wanna gamble! 🤓 |
| New technology usually hurts the existing power. Britain can’t do much with wooden ships. |
| Consumers aren't buying enterprise hardware my dude |
| Puts |
| plug calls? |
| They've spent $Ts on hardware... you still need that to run models. |
| If you aren’t scalping you are kinda fucked LOL |
| What do you mean? |
| 🤤🤤 |
| AI = all in\n\nit is literally in the acronym dum bers |
| So we went from "Peace deal today" last Monday to "Iran refusing to negotiate at all until Trump out of office".\n\nWow the market is so smart for dumping oil and pumping SPY last week based on those hopes and dreams lmao |
| Economic and affordable😉 |
| You got in too late to a pump and dump. Tale as old as time |
| but not AI-powered dildos. |
| Meta should die for a better society |
| Can WYHG rebound to last week’s high? 🤔 |
| rklb fucking me in the ass rn |
| Another disappointment from micron |
| look for the dum ber's liquidity the dum fkin ber's liquidity.\nforget about your port and the falling knife.\t\ni mean the dum ber's liquidity 'ol FED's rate hold recipes that bring the dum ber's liquidity to life |
| Sum ting wong? |
| META |
| Nintendo shares boys\nBuy $200 worth a month until december |
| it's joever |
| I admire your optimism. |
| WYHG imho |
| I dunno, neocloud's are getting right fucked up this morning |
| There is no bubble… |
| Theta farming on open is crazy though |
| Oh god I can't hold my liquidity in anymore.\n\nNASDAQ gna make me caaaaaaaall |
| The market tends to do that at that time. Not everytime but often. |
| The only htz comment I’ve seen that made me laugh |
| it’s still trained on Zuck’s dark thoughts |
| sandschlong green |
| Is not this positive for MU? Better models = higher demand for MU products? Or do i get it wrong? |
| You realise we can run our own AI locally right?\n\nWe just pay for the service currently via API because our regular machines cant handle it yet.\n\nEventually the exponential growth will make the strongest AI model today usable on a regular phone or PC for free. Companies have even begun to run their own AI to use internally, I dont see the reason why token use is the cause for the bubble. Its just temporary additional expense, which will balance out as hardware and models gets better (which is happening with nvidia, anthropic and all).\n\nWe are heading there and it wont pop like how others perceived it. Maybe the production slows down if new chips are no longer needed much.\n\nBut that wont pop anything imo. You should be more worried abt the Yen Carry trade than AI bubble due to companies trying to invest their money in creating explosive growth for their business and the economy. |
| What do you mean, that is very normal and healthy price action for a $2 trillion company. |
| RCLB just punching all the call boys right in the dick |
| ye |
| "playing soccer ball" |
| 🧚 |
| NVDA and memory fucking up the whole market |
| This is going to Hertz a lot of people. |
| the market is just in a little gully right now |
| We gave the bulls the first two hours, so lets go bers and stop dicking around and toying with them and DUUUUUMP!..!😁😁😁 |
| I’m very slim, actually. Grew up playing soccer ball. 😏 |
| What do y’all think of SLI? I got in at 1.98! |
| Just go take a leak bro |
| JUST CRASH THIS BITCH ALREADY\n\n |
| Then i’d still go with locally ran open source chinese models over an open source meta one |
| despite my losses today I had a good laugh lol thanks OP! |
| Just rented a HTZ. Very clean and impressed. Bullish😮💨 scoop em up |
| There is no AI bubble to burst in the first place. |
| Lol deal by wednesday. He didn't say which wednesday so could be Wednesday in 2055. |
| I am a child |
| Got in at 2.8 last week, sold some NET to add more on this range. |
| fatty detected |
| Fed Reserve will buy and stockpile GPUs and Tokens. It's that serious. They can't let it fail. |
| what's a brother got to do to get a little volatility here? |
| What a bull trap |
| Can’t run models locally if you can’t get hardware because the hyperscalers are buying it all; 4-D chess! |
| Cathy bought PLTR and MSFT as well |
| shh dont ruin their stupid internet joke fetish |
| Why? |
| Get in on SLI! I got in at 1.98 |
| Spacex 💀 |
| HOW ARE PEOPLE HOLDING IN THEIR LIQUIDITY RIGHT NOW?\n\nCUZ I CANT |
| Only swing trading shares and selling options. Blew up my account twice buying them, so I don’t do that anymore. |
| This market is low keying my portfolio |
| Huh?? It literally has |
| Choppy sloppy |
| Ignoring the publicis dispute? |
| As a grown man if you like running it means you’re gay and you were never good at a particular sport growing up LMAO 🤌 |
| Yeah I stopped doing this shit now just spy and chill. If I keep playing around I won’t have enough to retire with |
| All my homies hate Theta gang |
| just sell options every day gonna be choppy for a while |
| Cathie Woods just bought more NVDA, RIP. |
| Got 700 at $2.25, decided to put a bit on it. Look forward to seeing where this goes. 😂 |
| Anyone got any of that DD |
| I need reddit to rebound!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
| Its either the strait fully open or WSB Anus fully open - YOUR CHOICE - no in between. |
| REEED |
| Diesel up over 6% today, very cool and not concerning at all. |
| Bro thats the GAME. This is literally THE BEST stock to swing trade at $10.\n\nAbove $10 PUTS, Below $10 Calls. It has been LINING peoples pockets. |
| Pls hit 770 |
| The fact that you put the dollar sign behind the number tells me you don't have the money to be throwing it away like this |
| My nuts are fat |
| This choppiness makes me think scratch-offs might be the better play today 🙃 |
| perfect meta pyramid |
| SPY looking like it has a bimbofication kink |
| Is it normal for a sub 200 dollar stock shitrocket to have such a wide spread? |
| You are probably in top5% of traders. |
| It wasn't obvious market would go up. A few morons here will buy puts and a few call, some of them will win big. Doesn't mean they're better at the game than sophisticated institutional investors. |
| APP LEAP CALLS |
| *You’re* just a fat fella. |
| Always..🤭🥳🤣 |
| My entry seems to be there exit everytine |
| Dumpingg |
| curvy or big boned |
| I figured |
| feels like it \n\n |
| MSFT, META, AMZN, TSLA green |
| start selling theta |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| I mean they all are they've spent trillions and there's no money to be made in this shit. |
| lmfao |
| What are yall thoughts on SMCI |
| Berkshire acting like it’s own mini central bank. Imagine dumping all that cash into the open market. |
| Just a fucking drop and chop every fucking day man it drives me insane. Can never time my entry limits |
| Put on a wig and some black lipstick. Push your manboobs together and kiss the mirror |
| Any mu bulls here? |
| That makes a lot more sense |
| What is the oil dump and pump |
| We got a little drop there. Just enough to validate them and keep us hooked. |
| Hopefully all the demand will evaporate and RAM and their stock prices crash. |
| I always see retards talking about big titty goth girls…fat. They’re just fat fellas. |
| anything worth buying |
| MU hasn't been over 900 in over a month but hey, you do your bag holding thing. |
| Everything is hanging on by a thread isn’t it? |
| unreal to see spx green considering our current situation, and now is clear iran deal was clearly another lie |
| Yeah, its a solid entry point here. Lets see what Bill Ackman has to say on thursday. |
| A spaceship? |
| It works until it doesn't. |
| Wow. Today would have been a great day for me to sit the fuck out of the market. King Regard of the Day. |
| With you. 15,123 shares at 2.42 |
| do i take my -26% loss or hold on to space x |
| They bought the top |
| Did that this morning already 20 percent down holding through earnings |
| I bought calls. All of you bears can thank me. |
| I need yall to re order your boner pills so my HIMS bags can pump |
| Top sig |
| Art school. Sweet. Now you can sculpt dildos to fuck yourself with, come out with debt, no life skills, and a degree that will get you laughed at more than itll get you job offers. |
| Will lite earnings turbo dump the sector? |
| Average nvidiguh |
| ok but you have to share |
| You gonna get into dissident politics of nationalist bent now? |
| SPCX back down to $108 eow..🤭🤭 |
| Bro seriously |
| Nobody believes the filthy lies of the caps lock kid lmao |
| FU Nvidia. Just FU |
| MRVLL |
| Can I have one? |
| Iran said Mang0 can't be trusted and they'll wait him out before negotiating the opening of the Strait |
| Guys, I'm thinking of taking my last 10k and buying a small ship that can fit a crew of 12. Anyone want to go treasure hunting? We will split all the profits. We can start our adventure in whoremoose |
| Now? More like we been |
| Idk why I'm about to buy puts on this pos |
| Oh that's not too too bad, i'm like 20% down, was 40% on MU, because of a failed snipe at the top.\n\nAlso pissed I sold TEAM 2 weeks ago, and then last friday or thurs it just rallie 70%...\n\nThis fucking market man... |
| Oil dumped and pumped back up |
| NOW has just shown incredible strength these past few weeks, so sad it’s only 15% of my port |
| We're going to have one hike this year and a big gold pullback. That's when a good time to buy will be. |
| WHERE ARE MY NUMBER ONE AND ONLY FANS? u/COMFORTABLE_GOAL9110 u/FUN-STRESS3337 u/ASLEEP-IMPLEMENT5938 u/ODD_NEIGHBORHOOD969 u/AFFECTIONATEFACE5877\n\n \nIM BACK BABY DID YOU GUYS CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL ME? XD |
| RKLB going south also fml |
| Comon MU close over $900 and Send past $930 you Pos i love and hate you so much |
| MU? |
| straight is open. i am buying now |
| Hair left the head due to the evil thoughts inside of it |
| GREEEN |
| Halfway there. Just need MRVL to go back up to $330 and we’re in business. Possible, probably at least 3 months of time though. Or I can just fucking get SPY on a good day and make $113k in a day again. |
| Higher! |
| Bark then |
| Serfdom more likely |
| Top 3 or 4 shareholders are good ones to follow... |
| what just happened to spacex? |
| Well at least it's shares 😪 |
| Better than 220 |
| Open waight models means you can run it on your local hardware, nothing will be sent to Facebook. |
| Meta is desperate lmao |
| "The Strait is fully open if not for the Iranians shooting at the ships." - my favourite quote from the US administration |
| I want a big titty goth girl |
| women care about cars? |
| Is GFV on Webull still a thing? |
| No trade is also a trade |
| What's holding up SPY, so many are red... Nvidia 😂 |
| GOOGL's problem is that they didn't elaborate on timelines. AMZN's earnings was also negative cash flow, but Jassy elaborated and gave a detailed timeline on ROI and goals which helped the stock. Market hates uncertainty and that is all GOOGL has given it. This is a C suite issue as they have done nothing but cause doubt. |
| Yes, hindsight works every time. |
| All yall complaing about spy not going up make its major indexes go up first 🤣 |
| Sold my puts, please proceed to dump |
| I think you missed the point. Also, the US has drones too btw |
| I work in the digital advertising space for a living. In the matter of about 16 months they have destroyed their entire advertising system going all in on the AI circle jerk.\n\nIt is the only AI deployment I have seen so far in the jerk fest where the task at hand has become far less efficient and to make matters worse, the results are far worse too. I spend more time than ever running ads.\n\nIt is a technological feat that only Meta and Zuck could achieve. It would be funny if it didn't make my hair turn gray. |
| A lot of them are they spent to much and are pulling back or just didn't see a productivity boost\n\nhttps://finance.yahoo.com/technology/ai/articles/tokenpocalypse-companies-quietly-throttle-ai-180600952.html |
| Ag, people still need to eat |
| This most poppe just want to know why they are going bald. You don't need fable for that |
| theta churn cuntbaggery untill CPI |
| gonna go rent a car from htz from the profit i made the past couple of days.. |
| NVDA at 219 is a good entry right? |
| gotta go to Costco for that shit |
| META PUMP and dump for liek the 10th time the past 2 months |
| I like women, sorry. 😫 |
| What honestly happened from 10:45 to 11 I look at every stock and they all dipped.. |
| why cant i just get NVDA 230 |
| Lol fuck META man |
| Rug pull Rug pull... what y'all goin to do, what y'all goin to do, when it cums for you! |
| Zuckerberg has floundered and recovered in the past but he really looks lost this time. |
| Interesting where / if META bounces? .... |
| Same shit happening, oil up➡️ memory sold➡️ defensives bought. |
| Ah dont you love it when we get a fake peace deal pump week, and the retarded market very slowly starts to realize it was all bullshit even though it should have caught on an hour after the lies? |
| Yes it is, a retarded no-news selloff |
| So you’re saying I shouldn’t have panic sold the absolute rock bottom on msft a few months ago. Got it <rope emoji> |
| Market is has literally priced in **EVERYTHING.**\n\nNow we wait for the Orange One to tweet something |
| how far are you away from 350k? |
| yes i did same on SATL once and missed 75k...hard for me to stay put |
| save 40k And buy a gr86 |
| Rugged the fuck out of SPCX |
| $path still going and still holding |
| Oil Bulls, when are we supposed to run out of oil reserves? Trying to figure out when I should pull out of the market with all my bull gains |
| I’d cum |
| "BREAKING: Iran has completely ruled out any future negotiations with the Trump administration, declaring it will wait out Donald Trump's term until January 20, 2029, per Iranian outlets and Ghalibaf advisor's post." |
| Choppy all day... boring af |
| Why the fuck did they nuke photonics |
| **WTF how is store bought jar pasta sauces $5-$10 now?**\n\n**I don’t ever buy this dog food level sauce and usually make my own sauce but I can’t imagine how bad poors got it right now.**\n\n**What’s next? $5 for single instant ramen? This country is heading for communism at this rate** |
| Is Microsoft jumping? |
| Open source this Zuck 🖕 |
| uhhh, it didn't listen |
| I don’t know any companies pulling back. It’s full steam ahead for maybe 99% of them. |
| Ass market |
| How do you keep air supremacy when shoulder fired rockets and disposable drones disable everything. Things have changed. |
| These guys are a joke without insider trading access, but their fans simply cant admit it. |
| Honestly weirdest part of this market is MSFT and SPY moving together. That’s new |
| that was quite a SPCX candle |
| ZUCCai. Please. |
| Yeah they've spent trillions and are having to just give it away. Wonder why Sammy boy delayed that IPO again. |
| I told yall that shit was coming back down |
| ACHR gonna hit $13 by November |
| This guy gets it |
| Yo I don’t swing that way. |
| SOC earnings tomorrow. Bless me with tendies. |
| profit taking ahead of earnings, people don’t want to hold through it after the run it’s had |
| TTD puts easiest play ever |
| High PE because they’re good companies \n\nLow PE because they’re shit companies |
| S&P500.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/nhpmj5tddkih1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=7961b8ac707768682ab03b9db4877823a684568e |
| The world saw seven mass extinction events.\n\nDuring one of the previous crises, all dinosaurs were eradicated |
| Shorted $SNOW this morning perfectly at the top of the pop. Holding my shorts til this overinflated shit is 275. Now off to snort snow. |
| Your calls will come back friend it’s okay |
| 5-10%+ kospi-like swings on Voo and qqq due to concentration in mag7 instead of Samsung / sk Hynix. Retirements get obliterated. You don’t need to have wide sector problems because tech and AI is so large a problem there would crush indexes |
| Bro what the fuck is SNDK even doing? |
| ban evasion ^ |
| What expiration date |
| Is the casino even open today? Tf is this |
| FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK |
| NVDA is a high beta stock, but only to the downside lmao. |
| if (when)? You are delusional. |
| If I get back to $350k I am cashing out, buying a Supra, and not touching this shit again for my life. Park it in SPY and chill. |
| # LMAAAOOOO ALREADY SOLD AND DONE FOR THE DAY |
| NVDA kept dipping |
| I’m not sure if the doge scam was ever unpriced. The market moved as if Trump was the wizard of oz. |
| Let’s go CRWV!!! 🚀 |
| Fuck me Hovr needa pump |
| I CANNOT HOLD IN. \n\n\nMY LIQUIDITY.\n\n \nANYMORE.\n\n \nNASDAQ GONNA.\n\n \nMAKE ME.\n\n \nCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL |
| just one more SPY red candle then idc |
| The top was in at 10:45, freak the fuck out panic sell everything it’s ok!\n\nJk nothing ever happens |
| market has no direction and running out of reasons to pump, will have to re-price soon |
| rklb reason? |
| Volume for ants. When is the cooked CPI coming out? |
| i live in a similar country. you can call it optimizing and living a completely inferior lifestyle off 3 google searches but there are tens of thousands of people who move here to live like a king because they made a million USD or more. You dont need to recoup your investments. You just retire. \n\nHalf of these comments think third world countries live in mud huts like tribals without internet and electricity and recommend against it like they've left their basement \n\n I'm not recommending this, but im pointing out that its perfectly viable if you don't want to work anymore and retire with not enough money in the bank, or the same lifestyle for a lot cheaper. |
| 780 was promised to me 5000 years ago. Where is it? |
| Dumparoo |
| Watch ‘The Great Taking’ on YouTube |
| Why is SanDisk green and mu red lol |
| PLTR puts? |
| Yes |
| fuck zuck and muse code is trash but open sourcing the model is a W |
| Because everyone is invested in spy 🌝👍🏻 |
| I’m long on dildos. |
| Lmao nice rug pull on SPCX |
| $P let’s gooo bb |
| This. Only the data center suppliers or builders like ORCL or CRWV who are >25% debt to equity will truly suffer. MSFT can just shut off the data center capex button and start buying back stock if they want. |
| Still new to plenty of people |
| Nice |
| Glad they’re not being so superstitious anymore. |
| About ot go back over 774 lmao |
| I wonder if hyperscalers will ever see a return on all that capex, especially as more people run models locally instead of paying huge amounts for tokens. |
| TTD when will you stop bleeding you fuck |
| Nah |
| what happend to rklb >???? |
| The decline will mostly be in tech stocks, but there’s a lot of margin trading in the market now and that will force more selling and cause a sizable general decline.\n\nI don’t see it causing a systemic crisis because it won’t threaten the overall financial system like in the Great Recession. |
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| CALL CALL CALL AWAY\n\nGENTLY UP SPY STREAM\n\nMERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY\n\nATH IS NOW IN REACH |
| Honestly, I think I'm done daytrading for a bit, this shit is so fucking retarded there are no other words to describe how the market behaves now. |
| Oil makes mining more expensive. |
| holy drill on RKLB |
| it seemed like a slow green day. then 11am happened. fucking MMs |
| Why couldn’t spy break 775😢😢😢 |
| High PE companies = PUMP\n\nLow PE companies = DUMP\n\nWhat a day. |
| bought 0dte nvda calls am i retarded |
| HIVE - has to be at or near it's low...this is unfathomable |
| Intel plans $15 billion stock offering -> Current shareholders got rug pulled LOL |
| SLURP THE DIB BULLS! |
| Was expecting a better day tbh |
| so far they are not really moving.....dissapointing |
| Just let it go dum bul |
| Don't threaten them with a good time |
| Eventually inflation will cause explosive exponential increases in gold. Largely due to central bank buying. Until they find something else to do settlements with. |
| Spy Calls |
| DUMP INC |
| Why do I feel certain anti-datacenter diatribes on Tik-Tok have some American Dad-esque chinese dude behind them smiling and asking "so anyone know the *launch codesss*? |
| That's a good meal right |
| First time eating a salad today, feel like a super model |
| The market will too |
| That mf still streaming? What a shit stain |
| Go takw a big fat shit, then maybe have some food or something. A walk would be nice. |
| No, you don’t get it. I’ve accepted that other guys position to change the timeline so we don’t get mecha bad guy. Also, calls |
| FUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKEDFUCKED |
| A win is a win |
| So rent seeking? You're already seeing massive local push back just for data centers in no universe does that happen. |
| what does ONDS have that AVEX doesn't? except dilution as a strategy? |
| Bullish for NBIS. \nOpen source getting stronger is an important part of the Nebius thesis |
| Same! At a doctors appointment and check my phone “shiiiiit!” |
| No. Hate JD as much or more. |
| All in parrot |
| Always on offense! |
| Pleeze\* |
| Oil goes up -> Inflation and everything cost more -> SPY GOES UP! |
| It's not as scary now |
| 2 straight 5 min candles below VWAP, uh oh bols |
| Epic rug |
| CPI comes out Wednesday |
| I’d trust Chinese AI models over anything Zuck’s involved with |
| Bro that is like week old news. |
| Chop day |
| Gamestore, for one, will be fine. |
| Did qqq break below the 20? |
| but first spy pumps to 780 because obviously |
| no |
| Wow a 1 week chart! |
| This is not what they hyperscalers said in there earning reports bud |
| ♾️ calls then? |
| This would totally make my day holding diagonals at 7420 x) |
| school said my squiggly colorful lines on a stock chart wasnt real "art". whatever man |
| Oh they do. Just not today. |
| Hoyl fuckIng SHIT!! SELL NOWW!! we are GOING TO Z3ROOOOO |
| Some of you will get rugged, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make |
| MY LIQUIDITY.\n\n \nANYMORE.\n\n \nNASDAQ GONNA\n\n \nMAKE ME\n\n \nCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL |
| Its a theta day it seems |
| Yes pleace |
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| Shorts are killing every momentum sadly. Can only hope on a short squeeze |
| Hi 27 yr old, you just full ported and got lucky. Pull your profits out and now go learn to do it the right way. The most dangerous thing is confidence without wisdom and patience. Trust me I’ve gained a lot in a short amount of time. And then lost a lot. Don’t repeat my mistake. |
| suck my dick bersss |
| how does the bailout look though? Anthropic is already backstopped by Google right? Microsoft backstops OpenAI. \n\n \nWho actually needs the backstop? I guess it's all the off balance sheet financing that needs continued injection. |
| Forgot to sell me SPY calls. Come back pleaseeee |
| https://preview.redd.it/bbodpcbpckih1.png?width=1539&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba5d481cdc69d7644afbcd9821dad14c36100874\n\nIm in on 800 calls LETS FING GOOOO |
| Sounds like a good origin story jk lmao |
| Fk GOOGL fk MSFT fk RDDT |
| Thanks for trying GOOGL |
| :hmmm: |
| RIOT and RKLB puts for earnings\n\n \nAm I regarded or a genius? |
| Rklb out |
| I hope you have lube. |
| FT reports hyperscalers have uncommenced lease commitments worth $1 trillion that don't need to appear on balance sheets until the lease starts. |
| indicators help give you a sense of range, and magnitude, they never "work" |
| Get those 772 spy puts bought. They about to print |
| Gay, clearly |
| going to ATHs |
| Because nobody expects a high CPI because of oil prices which are public knowledge...? |
| Remember when spx went from 7000 to 6300 over the very Iran / strait fears that are still in place today LMAO |
| Trying to pump but reality of how crappy everything is right now is setting in. |
| I thought bears were the flag bearers of homosexuality ? |
| idk but I think what Berkshire decides to buy has little to do with where spy is as op said |
| https://preview.redd.it/pipt0kolckih1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3334e8281bae4f3653abd47fcf6ee9cd102ea089\n\n |
| Dumpster behind Wendy's 1pm. see you there. |
| never \noil to the moon? |
| i can not over exaggerate how much PLTR is pumping my port while the rest is sinking, thank the lord |
| "Media Studies" was always the go-to whipping-boy of Uni degrees when I was a student in the 90's. |
| fuck it yoloing into htz. Always inverse wsb |
| LOL. It DID tie the port together, Dude. |
| How do you figure token costs won't go down?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/gx9rnaikckih1.png?width=1324&format=png&auto=webp&s=6fd2f502e8618937dab39853f928233fd1b7824b |
| In 2 years we'll get eternal AI god emperor 🥭 |
| RKLB entry 85.50 \nLUNR entry 16.85 \nNBIS entry 191.70\n\nHow cooked am I? |
| RKLB to the 🌕 |
| Nflx 🧐 |
| Petition to allow meta to stay above $600 |
| i feel your pain dude. i did shares from 120’s to 161 exit then woke up and the stock was in the 170’s. gonna go back in if we can retrace some ER pump |
| Now ur dad is double disappointed |
| Never |
| shkreli said to buy GOOG yesterday cause he wants to unload his bags onto us regards |
| Correct and their hedge fund doesn't do market making. Guess he is going to take your candy as well. |
| No way.l!? |
| I swear to god, every indicator is wrong today. The fuck man. I hate losing days. |
| Yeah I figured we would have done that in my company. But i'm sure some MBA somewhere has better ideas than me. |
| Fuck it yoloing calls into RKLB |
| typical moonday |
| THAT AI BUBBLE'S GONNA BURST!!! ANY DAY NOW! Still waiting.......\n\n*10 years later......*\n\nTHERE'S NO WAY NVDA IS WORTH $1000 AFTER THE STOCK SPLIT! MARKET IS RIGGED! AI BUBBLE WILL POP ANY DAY NOW!! 😭 |
| https://preview.redd.it/3vwbskaeckih1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a269ea84cbbaeb61f469204040e16fb0c805f991\n\n |
| Influencer |
| yeah it kinda needs to happen and is the only way this capitalism things works.\n\n |
| strait open when |
| NBIS FUCKING DO SOMETHING |
| GOOG P/E is 17 cuz they had lots of temporary "E" from the anthropic stake, the fwd is 26 |
| this trade sucks today |
| Theta can suck my dick |
| We already let China own tooling, manufacturing, green energy they'll easily let them own a.i. |
| Damn bro… did you try becoming a bear? They would accept you then. |
| Here’s my prediction: \nTomorrow CPI prints way higher than expected because of last quarters oil prices \nTrumpet launches attack on Iran \nSPY pulls back to 744 |
| My exact thoughts. This is the DD this sub has been missing for so long ^(porbkaby) |
| Wait til 7730-7750 and full port calls lmao |
| no volume anymore shit is so ass |
| I would buy calls but it’s gonna take them so fucking long to bring the ship right that the premium will be out the ass. |
| Omg stop with this bullshittery. My puts |
| buffet likes it |
| Why lol |
| It really tied the port together. |
| The cyclicality is inevitable. |
| spy today - "strait is closed and we cant open it, surrender imminent, no nuclear deal, energy prices are going to soar.. but.. lets bump up a bit today" |
| I got rejected from art school because I’m super straight 😔 |
| I worry in 2 years we will get slightly more rational leadership. And slightly more rational stock prices. But that’s a long way off. |
| Wait until we get passed $100 |
| Literally no volume on MU lol it’ll be choppy for a while |
| SPY: Sounds like certainty is back on the menu, boys. |
| Its literally a fucking joke. |
| GOOGL 4th red day in a row lol\n\n |
| The Art degree to starbucks barista express |
| So are we surrendering or not |
| iran war is soooo 3 months ago |
| was it ART SCHOOL day today? Why are there so many people getting accepted/rejected? 🤡 |
| pammmmpppp |
| Head negotiator. Let me tell you, it isn’t going well. |
| Maybe but we will touch 219 several more times before that... people will rotate out because of PPI/CPI on wednesday and then go back in afterwards. |
| Ah well, they would ask to see your portfolio and "Believe it or not, calls!" wouldn't be what they were looking for.\n\n |
| I love how people are so worried about the AI bubble yet we’re watching spcX pump back up to the IPO price. Their earning were trash. |
| If you're in your 30's you want the correction ASAP. Thinning the herd will clarify who deserves your investment. If you're over 60 investing your funny money allows the play while avoiding the risk of having to work at Walmart. Those in between are on either end of the spectrum. |
| He's looking for a group of bald men. Someone help this guy! |
| Had like $1,500 worth of RYCEY shares at $1.30 basis. Sold them all when it briefly cratered during the initial tariff crash in like March/April 26. Still like 400% gains, but I'll never forgive the tariff man |
| Google at a 17 PE lol |
| I simply want to 8x my play port in short order. I'm not asking for much. |
| Probably analog clocks will be the worst hit. |
| W? |
| oil shreking |
| pump itttttttttttttttttt |
| High key I hate it here |
| Because they have been beating and posting record earnings |
| https://preview.redd.it/hwai28lzbkih1.jpeg?width=1062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03a75d876b49f3c1832f3a19cb000941c4fed18a\n\n |
| He sold on a pump to 200, posted several times in wsb. I bought a couple shares at 200 after it crashed from 300 and it just kept crashing. It's gambling |
| crude pamping |
| name a more worthless degree than art if you don't have a rich family already. |
| Spcx call at bottom today whew finally something hit |
| A lot of companies are pulling back on that though because the cost. |
| i think ACHR is taking ASTS & RKLB liquidity🤣 |
| I think I'm just done with the market until trump gets out |
| was the spread large?\n |
| Very funny guys! We can all stop selling RKLB now. |
| Dip to 7730s and back to the pump. |
| I endorse replacing humans who can’t spell, that have access to spell check. |
| I sold MSFT and AMZN after earnings for both companies and bought GOOGL. One of the biggest mistakes ive made in a long time. |
| Accretion |
| ALL DUDE WANTED WAS HIS RUG NOT TO BE PULLED. |
| 219 was bottom for NVDA. ATH here we come |
| How is rklb calls logical the stock is not worth 80 bucks |
| Spys been on steroid for the past six years |
| Grouped with AI build out |
| I went way into SNDK for this week, kinda can’t help keeping an eye SPCX though.. looking like it wants to pop up. |
| Well if it wasn’t already confirmed by now, Iran saying no negotiations now, they’ll wait till his term is up \n\n*spy barely flinches* |
| LFG bald man |
| Call me Leopoldo the way I fuckin blew my account today |
| HTZ do something :hammer: |
| Who’s playing 🍑🍈🍈? |
| Small drop maybe truth social subscriber warning to sell? Might see more fighting in Hormuz today after all this disrespect Iran has shown to the 🍋 man |
| Literally nothing can kill SPX at this point. |
| Remember when this subreddit made fun of all the bed bath and beyond regards? Where they at now? Or how about the AMC monkeys? Hertz is going to join the pile soon enough. |
| RKLB calls seems too logical\n\n \nTherefore I will go regard mode and buy $1k puts |
| Wait till CPI, even if it is cooked, it will show an ugly 1.99% (just below 2%) and market will fuking rally believing the lied numbers. |
| #was it ART SCHOOL day today? Why are there so many people getting accepted/rejected? 🤡 |
| Extra chromosome market |
| So are the same grave dancing journalism interns who wrote groundbreaking pieces on how “Elon Musk Is No Longer a Trillionaire” last week going to publish “Elon Musk Is a Trillionaire Again” this week? |
| Thats why hold stock not calls on nvidia it does this all the time my only regret is selling my initial investment. Technically my position is house money so cant lose only gain but could have made so much more |
| The lunar eclipse will bring about the fall of the US markets. |
| no, not rich enough to pursue that kind of degree |
| Simple answer: those sectors that benefitted from it. Mean reversal. |
| FUCKING RUGPULLING MOTHERFUCKERS |
| yeah like 50% of SPY could easily go. |
| Blackrock buys everything and anything |
| Even if it had nothing at all to do with AI, the whole SNP is going down anyway. That’s going to pressure everything into hell because retail investors are trying to escape the dark ages. |
| I stand corrected, oil isn't suppressed because Bessent is manipulating futures, it's because China stopped buying oil. As soon as they start again (i.e. as soon as they conclude the strait isn't opening any time soon), it's the same moment that crude rockets past $120 |
| What do you mean by AI bubble burst? If there wouldn't be profits that justify investments then some companies(involved in AI development) will lose money, stocks will fall. That's it. I doubt it will affect anything else much. |
| Imagination land likely go into recession (since we are talking about imaginary things) |
| everyone raging about Ondas, the real play is Aevex |
| Solar eclipse |
| GOOG :screech: |
| Big time, waiting till midterms to really attack this bullshit |
| Might be a little over enthusiastic lol. |
| I hate this man. NVDA can’t hold gains worth a shit |
| IT WILL NEVER CRASH EVER EVER. BEEN INVESTING FOR 5 MONTHS NOW SO CAN SAY IM EXPERINCED ENOUGH TO SAY IT WILL NEVER CRASH |
| Yep. |
| Hey I’m just stocking up GOOG buddy buying this dip here |
| Lost 40 bucks on calls today ama |
| I can't with this chromosome market. Every time I walk away I come back to a fucking 180° |
| Ik I just got fucked on my calls in 10mins |
| Agreeed |
| spy still green |
| 12th Aug is doomsday. |
| i checked out months ago cause im a full regard that kept losing, but now quickly checking in, how is spy breaking new ath??? what is propping it up?? what happened i thought the bubble was bursting?? |
| Tessie going red would be funny |
| I wonder how much the stock market can lose in value before the White House steps in? Honestly, the market is overvalued by trillions and some metrics have it exceeding 1929, 2000 and/or 2008. No way they let the bubble pop at the same time national debt is exceeding 40T. One problem will ultimately make the other worse. I think the only solution is probably mild hyperinflation. Its why they are cooking the books at the Fed. Everyone know inflation is hotter than 3-4%. Shit, my iced coffee has ballooned atleast 20-30% over the 4-5 years. |
| If they buy their own stock, is that demonstrating how much they like themselves? |
| Even a western level of comfort is very affordable in SEA. You don’t need to live in a villa to be comfortable. Accommodations with everything you truly need can be found for a good price. If you are smart, you find somewhere very close but not quite in the expat areas. |
| Fookin hell someone check on in him... |
| it's not Ving today |
| Fuck you too |
| You've had a reply from that Art School you applied to? |
| So my SPX puts will finally print? |
| EOD* |
| This has gotta be the worst market known to man |
| Spy please fucking v.. I won’t ask for anything till tmr |
| Banking and financial, lol joke they will be bailed out anyway. |
| Does your mom fuck your dad ? |
| Hardly even a dip. It’s going higher boiz. 10000 before EOY. |
| Why is NBIS moving with the semis? |
| This price action is fucking great for my calendar spread |
| NXE GANG |
| Nvda is like 4 trillion market cap.. lol.. |
| Nvidia call holders are so fcked 💀 |
| End this war so we can pump |
| gld maybe?\n\n |
| wym, i just made 80% in like 6 minutes buying puts at the top and then selling immediately when i rechecked my account.\n\nAlso hilariously wild and stupid that i can make thousands by just slapping buttons on my phone a few times a day |
| Ath my ass |
| NVTS GANG |
| Hardware first, AI companies second, tech third, miscellaneous construction companies (building data centers) forth, and then the rest of the market. \n\nSome blue chip stocks, health care, and consumer staples will likely hold up relatively well, but could still decline with the broader market. |
| Historically humans have never been so repleaceble. |
| free fall? spy didnt even move $2 |
| The one day I decide to not buy SPY 0dte puts this bullshit happens |
| big news big news!! |
| Wow today is gay |
| Dump eet |
| i made 200 and went back to 0 in 5 minutes |
| NQ not going to move at all today huh |
| What's up with all these tech companies spending money they don't physically posses? |
| Wtf is this bullshit. VIX didn't even budge |
| RKLB going to post record earnings and still drop -10% |
| mine are frying right now lmao |
| Tropicalia: “huge spy volume incoming” in huge text \nImmediately 500k volume…almost all sells 😂 |
| MOTHAFUKIN NVIDIA |
| The whole thing will burst.\n\n \nFrom worst to least:\n\nAI stocks will go down.\n\nIndexes contain large portions of AI shares, they will go down.\n\nPension schemes etc will loose a lot of money, and also the net worth of households will drop a lot. \n\nPeople tend to get cautious spending when they are losing money so the non AI sectors will feel this too. I.e. that new BMW that you was about to buy from your AI shares profit will now stay in the dealer lot.\n\nGDP will drop as a result of the pullback in AI spending, interest rates will go up. USD will probably actually strengthen so for the USA ppl that would be a little relief and prices come down. \n\nSome sectors in the stock market will florish, think for example the shares related to high VIX, VIRT, managed futures etc.\n\n\n\nI don't forsee a doom scenario though. The amount of compute needed will never really go down so the solid companies will come back eventually. One of the issues for a company like nVidia will be that the market will most likely force their margins down if there is a temporary slump in hardware. |
| Can someone explain what just happened?? What is this freefall |
| nvda calls?? |
| Bought puts before my shower now I’m green thank you |
| And some guy posted here about buying at 290 a month ago |
| GameStop rocket will finally take off |
| Don’t want to brag but I made $78 bucks today |
| Best energy stock to fullport in shares? |
| Poor Bols. That was mean of MMs |
| It's different this time bro. Trust me. 😂 |
| RKLB calls? |
| I think he was waiting for the crash cycle and buy at the bottom. problem is, so many participants in the market does not want it to crash, that includes the entities that invested hundreds of billions in AI and chips, and the governments that benefited from the boom, like The US government, who will print more if it was necessary to bailout these companies. |
| ACHR to the moon! |
| Struggles to go up $2 then just dips like it’s nothing why |
| Tech primarily, then tech manufacturers, then material/ miners and processors, then the rest of us because the current economy is being held up by tech and health lmao |
| There's eclipse, solar storm and meteors on 12th Aug 2026. Sell all and GTFO from the market! |
| Mightve fucked up buying back into nvda |
| Analysts on cloudflare like\nSo we looked on the chart, draw some lines and our target price is 400 eoy\n\n |
| u/tropicalia84 LMAO |
| So SPCX is just going to cannibalize the space, I mean bagholder, sector I guess. |
| Another dogshit chop day |
| Big if true |
| MRVL LMAO |
| UAL is up 200% in 5 years. Delta up 125% in same period. |
| HTZ bots appear to be gone. Guess that one was short lived |
| GOOGL more bipolar than my ex's moodswings.... |
| Range bound garbage |
| That doesn't make it profitable though. The more ai is used the more it costs them. It's economies scale but inverse 😂 |
| $2100 in across two trades. \n-$500 today. \nI traded outside my strategy with controlled amounts. Didn't wanna lose everything trying to add in Puts to my strategy. (Timing etc) Cut my losses at -400. Turned around and bought calls. Made it back plus an additional 300. Got greedy looking for more and had to cut another -$100. \n\n-$500 total today. \n\nI knew better than that. It's choppy out there y'all. \nGL |
| Spy I fucking hate you |
| people really still think we're in a bull market just because spy pumped off a few good earnings |
| Today, as a bear, I will not take lessons from the past and get out while I can; I will be a greedy pig, willing to be slaughter to prove a point. I ain't fking selling. You can have this 0dte SPY 774p, 773p, and 772p once they auto trigger to close and get them outta my cold dead paws. 🐻7 |
| some people sunk their paycheck on Friday into the market and it is already gone... |
| Shake out time, we are still heading to 10000+ for spx lmao |
| Just bought two nvidia calls with the drop to expire after their earnings report this month wish me luck gents |
| agreed. you also did not do 0dte which is a win all by itself. love the idea but hate how big of a gamble that is. placing expiry dates right after earnings makes a lot of sense. |
| Where’s that guy that said to do spx options? \n\nIm addicted now |
| Fucking QQQ. SPY hitting ATH while I’m holding this retarded peice of shit. |
| Art of the deal school? |
| we're gonna be climbing that wall of worry as spx and wti go up together |
| Eemmm if micron and nvdia are going to keep trading at 5x and 15x foward being probably the most solid companies out there when you look into the future everything else needs to start tanking hard. |
| It is almost like Iran is bullying Mango and trying to embarrass him as much as possible. |
| whenever Spy have 1 red candle SNDK immediately drop 1%, it;s crazy |
| Sandisk is killing me |
| Bro the thought of starting all over with a new dog and the commitment of responsibility for another 10 years is not something I want. I travel a lot. It’s really hard with a dog |
| Damn😮💨 |
| Welp guess MU heading back to 700s |
| i regret i bought ASTS/RKLB calls on friday |
| SPY option enjoyers getting cooked rn |
| This is retarded |
| Well thats it bulls, didnt last long, bers in charge until eow... |
| Fuckit lets just give everyone nukes. Let the cards play out. |
| Thanks I was getting fomo from that morning pump |
| If your realized capital gains and dividend payouts are less than a certain amount, yes. |
| Yea this market is cooked not wasting my time on it anymore |
| I don’t have to |
| Vietnam is also a good choice. The best part of this is it makes visiting all the other places in Asia so much cheeper. You can rent a nice place in Vietnam or Philippines for little money and just hop around Asia. Do all the traveling you can stand and still be less than just sitting at home in America. |
| First one was right, exited then second one was super wrong lol |
| @licking: futures on both those are basically at the edge of the production costs. Basically govs have been selling down futures, but at some point, it's cheaper for producers to buy the futures and have someone else on the hook the deliver the product to you lol |
| CAKE is 100% short here at $108 |
| Fken rug pull again wtf |
| It's literally part of the employee metrics at my fortune 100 company. All must use AI. All. |
| Bought calls. Top confirmed |
| Rocket Lab is on a daily low now u can buy cheap |
| Take the leap of faith bro, we need more people coming out of art school bitching about not being able to afford to pay for their loans. I’d love to pay it for you while I work 12 hours a day so you can do your hobby ❤️🤝 |
| Imagine losing money in this market |
| calls on mammaries |
| May be a True WSB legend .. |
| great entry point on ONDS 950 calls |
| Robinhood |
| your puts will expire worthless |
| **Citadel LLC** (the hedge fund) and **Citadel Securities** (the market maker)\n\nBoth run by Ken |
| SPY got Mutombo'd by 775 |
| Why |
| Let me see more of your hawg Clifford |
| # Memory? Pffft. Real chads only like mammaries. |
| No bubble. It's different this time |
| Apple gearing up to save the day ladies |
| How can she chop?! |
| That was it, you missed it |
| No, Robinhood, you and Ms. Margin can go fuck yourselves. |
| Thanks. I believe it will recover some and when it moves it moves a lot, it just sucks to get something and see it go down immediately |
| Yes probably |
| How about you funge on deez nuts. *right clicks erotically*\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| True but because money is fungible, you can contribute up to whatever money from stock sales you have up to your take home salary or contribution limits, right? |
| 765? Damn you're delulu |
| Many companies operations won’t be affected, particularly defensive companies.. their stock prices will though as money moves from these defensive stocks to the newly discounted ‘AI’ stocks. |
| tired |
| 🏳️🌈 |
| Looking at GOOGL chart literally makes me feel ill lol. What a piece of shit. |
| SNDK you’re a worthless pos |
| Theta today is fucking brutal |
| shorting? now? lol |
| That’s what ur praying for |
| Silver going up (even with going oil up) ?? Something going on ? |
| did brk hit ormiss |
| just prompt the AIs |
| Puts SPCX |
| Shoes, like All Birds |
| What app is this on? |
| that's a nice rug you got there; be a shame if something happened to it |
| As we used to say in the securities business, "When the cops come to the street corner, they pick up all the girls." |
| Wtf happened to aaoi |
| All of us just like in 2008. Recessions are just the masses footing the bill. |
| META getting ready to bleed out for the rest of the day |
| Revenge trading...ok then. |
| so when are we short squeezing ttd |
| Got accepted into art school today |
| SPY at prices last seen since this morning |
| Reading this chat a little bit ago you’d think we were up 2% |
| I regret selling Msft at 468\n☹️ |
| Many of you think hedgefunds and market makers are the same thing, and it shows.\n\nMan Kenny literally out here stealing candy from babies. |
| told you guys to buy energy |
| If the burst of the AI bubble means the collapse of Memory prices - then I could see a path where Macbook Neo production is ramped up and it becomes a genuine competitive option at its pre Memory mania price point - if the bubble collapse means a return to that price point. \n\nAirPods will likely remain a big part of the business as well that has shown some resilience. \n\nSo out of the Mag 7 Apple is probably best positioned for an AI bubble burst - as they do not carry that giant stack of Compute buildout and other investments on their balance sheet and their revenues are mostly unrelated to AI whilst their margin have been compressed due to the price hike in memory and chips in general. |
| here comes the dump |
| Take the loss or wait for rebound and risk it all? |
| Spy V |
| goog and nvidia tag teaming to fuck up my account |
| SPY bounced right off 775 |
| Bensett better throw a whole lot more billions at selling down oil futures to keep prices at the pump stable before midterms! (More seriously, producers are hitting a wall where inventory is nearing production costs, this is similar to silver right now. It's pretty close to being cheaper for some silver miners to buy futures instead of producing their own) |
| There's always politics. |
| Yes bro... yes💔💔 |
| Yolo 800 strike spy calls and retire |
| It's easier to loss money on AI stock right now than to gain profit lols |
| Buy the dip |
| Everything down about... 2.7% right now. |
| Yeah u a bitch |
| thinking about adding here, strong opening went to $2.60 but not sure |
| we're dumping now?? |
| check the mod wiki, [www.gaysex.com](http://www.gaysex.com) |
| bagholders, plenty, losses, enormous |
| theres really not. People keep saying this. It just hit its high from the beginning of the run. Everyone who was worried had a chance to get out and moreover, its still staying consistent and not tanking. I dont know why everyone hates all the time. |
| Is AAPL always this stupid? |
| Neither does the market |
| Bro I bought SOXL after the massive crash, only £1 to track it - it's up 70% fml. Had no cash to put in it... |
| Congrats on making the next mustache man. |
| You. |
| Tropicalia the ultimate top signal |
| Home builder makes sense to me, not sure i get the google play tho |
| Go sndk |
| Lol, yep. I got greedy too. Now all red today. |
| Well I just lost 25$ on Nvda 222.5 calls I guess I’ll just have to buy them at a better time |
| We aren’t getting jack shit till that CPI comes out. |
| puts rklb |
| brk up over 2% this aint right |
| Nope |
| I just rejected some kid from art school today |
| Ai bubble isn’t going to burst yet because the Arabs are investing in it due to the Iran war they have to pay USA for protection. That’s why the stock market rebounded last year |
| It’ll hit 7780-7800 before the next dip buying opportunity. |
| any yolos on RKLB? |
| 🥭: “Strait of Hormuz deal could be coming very soon, maybe in the next 48 hours”\n\n🇮🇷 4 days later: “yeah I don’t think so” |
| If he kicks the bucket before then do you think they'll come to the table? |
| sell it all |
| Market just hates memory |
| STDN was a great spot 🫡 |
| I think HTZ CAN go to $3 even $4 but after 5 and 6 there will be a lot of selling pressure from the company. People giving $20 $30 targets are in fantasy world. It CANNOT go to $30…\n\nThey have $250M worth of shares they can sell at anytime.\n\nThey only sold, I believe, around $3M worth when it was around $5.8 and in the earnings report they said given the price they probably won’t sell. But that can and will change once it passes 5 (I’m guessing it can be lower or higher).\n\nThere’s also like 110M warrants which is like options but if the strike hits it creates a stock (some from $3-$14) so that would mean even more dilution if the stock went up.\n\nThey also have 37M shares they lent to JPM and any action on those is usually shown to the public as a short sale.\n\nPeople talk about debt but 12B or so is tied to car obligations. That literally the business they are in . 6-7B is debt they had from doing dumb business (like going big on teslas). Those however are due around 2030 so they don’t need the money immediately but given the opportunity (stock price rises and stock squeezes) they will be selling pressure.. almost double or triple the current open market float. Be careful with this one. Hard to hold long term… |
| GOOG’s so predictable, dump at open, pump back up, then dump back down again, sideways for the rest of the day, dump into close |
| I'm thinking adding here some more, was a strong opening |
| Did Leopold inverse himself and start shorting semis to buy software stocks or something? |
| # some redditor just said he got rejected from ART school today ☠ |
| stop giving me your toughest challenges mr. market i cant take this 0.28% range :kek: |
| No art needed when there's AI |
| Low vol manipulated bs |
| fake red manufactured red candle to create buying opportunities. amazing that the same playback has worked for 6 months now, but if it's not broke why fix it. |
| Why you study to be unemployed? |
| Ok ChatGPT thanks |
| Ok. But how do you guys pull this off? I know this is not normal but damn. I wish I could just hit something like this once |
| lol god damn GOOGL... back to red. |
| Kek told myself wouldn’t play but gave in, made a quick 20% and got out right at the top because though 775 would get rejected but didn’t expect such a harsh rejection |
| Damn bro |
| Semis back to being worthless dogshit I guess goddamn |
| What is it? |
| Probably the railroad panics of the late 1800's. |
| Or alternatively still below 20 dma |
| time for 780 now |
| Heggie 1 sells to heggie two and back and forth they go |
| Moron |
| You mf regards are either manic or depressed. Nothing in b/w. |
| Oh boy…..I’ve seen this play out before. |
| Lol retire with 255,000 |