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| Down 40% on MSFT Jan 2028 $420c. \n\nBuy more / sell/ hold? |
| Delete the app |
| You must be new here |
| smci puts will probably print |
| Yes |
| I need you to explain what you think a spread is... Besides what your mom does. |
| today |
| Member how dead this place was with the AWS outrage, or was it cloudfare? Idk. Refreshing. |
| Lmao take the upvote |
| What is there to report during MSTR earnings? How many btc they bought using shareholder money? |
| AMD dropped like a rock as predicted |
| Oracle now down 59% from\nThe High 3 months ago, 375 to 153 GUH |
| And intel is fucking pumping |
| I'm in as well - UUUU for the win |
| Can you elaborate? |
| NVO should be 30 tomorrow |
| Destroyer, it's in the name. |
| Yes nut butter spread and amd puts |
| Reddit is free dude |
| Sir, you need to find a Wendy’s job app |
| I really bought the top on MU… crazy. Do I just exit my monthlies at 50% loss? |
| The other three disappointed will inevitably disappoint the last one. |
| Damn! I thought I was doing good buying high, expiring worthless!😅 |
| Somebody tell the stock the earnings expectations are beat |
| All that and still down??? Didnt say AI enough or something?? |
| Hey Eric Jackson,\n\nCrypto-treasury companies called, they wanted their 2024 turn-around scam idea back |
| Glad I didn't buy rddt calls at the top again |
| Investors rotating out of tech into what exactly bro every other industry has stalled |
| Hot dogs with sauerkraut. Saved $30 by not ordering uber eats. I’m no europoor |
| Been sitting here thinking it's an exceptionally calm AH, didn't realize the WSB widget wasn't updating lol |
| good thing Vlad just a kid enabled shorting for me. Shorting HOOD past the earning will be great |
| The other one is Panda Express. They own most if not all the commercial properties and pay themselves rent for their locations |
| Shocking, right? |
| What’s the guidance on margin |
| Think of the downstream effects\n\nPuts on whoever sells treatment for norovirus |
| Webull is majority of my losses I need to apply there 📈 to make it back ! |
| It got hit my a car instead and just got flattened |
| You jinxed it |
| Not good enough. Will re-buy when it goes down to $180 level |
| TIL RH allows for cash covered puts \n\nanyways that was def a penny in front of a steam roller situation. made 35k tho! |
| buying spreads for earnings is a cuckold move\n\npick a side **coward** |
| So is goog next on the chopping block? |
| Spread |
| Maybe same vibe on elf for earnings. I think they are doing really IK they acquiring Rhode. |
| Golden Axe |
| Short term GLD, long - both, but I think SLV will be more profitable. |
| The dealer keeps getting 21. Dumb game |
| I feel dumb took 200 dollar profit on puts for 2 min and then I check around 11 and I could of made 12k lmao oh well still beat the market today. |
| CNBC talking about how we arent fucked is your sell signal |
| It hit ATH yesterday lol |
| ok its feburary. i think i need to quit. thats |
| > --ServiceTitan expanded its revolving credit facility to $250 million and extended the maturity to 2031.\n\n> --The company shifted to net leverage-based pricing and covenants and fully repaid its prior $107 million term loan.\n\n$TTAN still making advancements and growing the business and capacity in big ways, despite the insane software sell-off due to AI making everything obsolete in *mere weeks* (literal years away, at best). ServiceTitan is down almost 34% in the last month despite no bad news.\n\nShit is going to get fun for these software stocks once the AI-killing-software doom & gloom is over and money rotates back to things that are actually making money... TTAN, ADBE, CRM, etc.. |
| I only trade index futures. ICT stuff, no indicators. FVGs and ranges into divided quadrants. Start with the daily chart to get a bias and see more important levels |
| Why did AMD drop? |
| prayer |
| Long AMNZ, short SLV. |
| None of this is real...some of this is....is real. Israel. |
| And say AI.\n\nBut only the good AI!\n\nNot that bad, debt ridden AI. |
| You’re right with puts on that fraud! |
| I eat ice cream nearly every day |
| Classic le dimond hand |
| https://preview.redd.it/rfm1znkkvchg1.jpeg?width=1130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13f67e553b0ca3afdeb0c638038c4ab483c7694e |
| so AI's going to crash everything and then crash? |
| GOOGL seems dead to me honestly. Not much hype going into ER |
| thanks for the correction |
| K shaped economy moment |
| I also have bad feeling about HOOD for next week’s ER |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| If JP would lend me the printer machine for 5 minutes I would make you all rich |
| GLD or SLV? |
| Lisa Su time to buy a leather jacket |
| 🤝 |
| How are my amd calls and smci puts doing |
| How about cooking the margins? Smci may have experience. |
| Yea, lemme get a 10 cent tortilla, $1.50 of some chicken, and $.50 of rice and beans to fill. Also can I get chips, a drink, and some queso? \n\nSir that will be $16. |
| Thanks for the chart. |
| No, you got the wrong guy. I wasn’t diversified into uranium or rare earths at that time, and i haven’t been burned by either of them because I don’t have paper hands 🙂 |
| Nah brother the real hustle is move it all into SSO. If you survived 3x concentrated risk, a 2x S&P500 is gonna be a cakewalk for your risk tolerance levels 😂 |
| BRUTAL |
| So for a stock to be green after earnings in this economy, companies must beat expectations by over 20%? Seems fair! |
| I want PLTR to die so badly, so it’s probably going to 185. |
| Casino doesn’t care about fair. |
| Tonight is the last chance to gap SPY over 700 and then theta out the AMZN and GOOG earnings. Even MMs are getting annoyed by repeated rejections of 700 level. |
| GEV BW and BE have been my MVP‘s this month. semi’s are down, but data centers aren’t dead. |
| The stillness on spy is unsettling |
| Lisu Su in Epstein files |
| Yes sir |
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| You already have a bet going - NFLX to 85.0 before 06-Feb-2026 04:36 PM -05 |
| Grilled boneless skinless chicken breast, brown rice, and broccoli, baby! |
| !Banbet 🤡 |
| for one, the portfolio you built is for high conviction long term investments that likely could take 5-10 years to come to fruition if ever. \n\nIf you were not entering those trades with that kind of time horizon and enough cash on the sidelines to maintain the rolling of those calls into leaps for several years, then you should exit your call trades for what ever value left there is. If you were planning on being flexible with those calls then revaluate if those investments are worth rolling for. Chatgpt can help you with that, just tell it to make sure you are not gambling and it will.\n\nFor your stock positions they are all fine albeit very concentrated in growth stocks that may not work out. If you have a high conviction and are okay with potentially being down 25-50% over the next several years with the chance of it never working out then maybe sell down so you arent in margin, then hold your investments. If you are not okay with potentially being down 25-50% for several years on end, I'd recommend selling half of all you stock and investing that half in CLIP or VWELX. That way half your money will never be lose and will be in well balanced low risk fund/ short term bond fund. Half your portfolio gives you slow safe and boring returns . While the other half is running wild in your high risk growth stocks.\n\n\nIf that money is needed and you aren't conformable holding 5 years or seeing further declines. Sell it all and come up with a real investment strategy using a mix of CLIP and SPY. \n\nNever buy shit companies that frequently disappoint. Buy companies that frequently impress you and wall street with their results, try to really think is this company going to still be here doing well on the current track 5-10 years from now. Never put more than 10-20% of your portfolio in a single stock. Save large allocations for index funds. |
| AMD, your only competition for CPUs is fucking Intel. \n\nThat is like trying to win a race against a guy in a wheelchair..\n\nGet your shit together what the fuck |
| 1.6% of your portfolio is a reasonable play |
| The barbacoa has gone downhill |
| Hilarious |
| ANY HOOD BAGGIES ? |
| https://preview.redd.it/rg3cfyiavchg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c45c16d2f626136296a8d2292e40272a23a98d68\n\nis this good enough to buy ahead of mstr earnings? |
| Maybe people dont want $17 burritos. |
| On the surface, SMCI numbers look good and appear to reverse their downward spiral, but 6.4% gross margins, half of last year's won't cut it. Expecting it to erase most of its gains by Friday. |
| Fucking ridiculous |
| I don't think anyone but zuck did. |
| That'll learn'em! |
| Tesla had bad earnings was up 4-5% AH/PM and then opened red.\n\nAMD had good earnings was down 4-5% AH/PM and then opened green. |
| i mean there a large group of people that short bitcoin... |
| With margins compressing to 6%? It should be red. |
| All jokes aside the bubble pops when it becomes clear our tech is nowhere close to advanced enough to create actual AGI and it’s not going to be a development issue it’s going to be a materials sciences issue. |
| Just like MSFT did |
| Smci didn’t even pump |
| Guh. |
| 31000 calories in a gallon of gasoline.\n\n8 floz of gasoline is all you need in a day to provide your bodies energy need.\n\nThat costs like 20 cents a day. That's how you get ahead in this economy. |
| SCOTUS will release decision to remove tariffs if we keep drilling. |
| Never liked the guy he’s a pedo and a villain |
| You might want to try sending out an application |
| spoken like a true gay ber |
| It will be my girlfriend sooner then later |
| yeah and I bought a large position, that silver drop was the diversion |
| will amd come back? |
| Gold earnings later tonight |
| Take a cue and buy something similar in equities too. Long term, stable and proven businesses |
| How’s immortality been, my dude? |
| 4%…. |
| Blew up my small port so just hanging on to my -80% loser |
| How about cooking the margins? Smci may have experience. |
| That's why it will be in between |
| Buy FLNC thank me later |
| pypl going broke back mountain |
| It feels a little sick to the stomach to see a $1,000 loss, considering that a month's rent is $700. |
| dude you’re in wallstreetbets. these guys are not only class traitors they’re gambling addict failed wannabe class traitors. |
| SUPER MICRO COMPUTER GO BRRRRRRRRRR |
| You've never been in debt to a bank, I see.\n\nWhat I said is that they can force you to show up for a court appearance if they choose to. We're not talking prison here. They very much can put you in a holding cell until your court date for failure to appear.\n\nSpecifically from legalzoom and occourts: "While you cannot be jailed solely for failing to pay a civil debt, you can be jailed for contempt of court if you ignore a court order to appear in a debt-related matter. Failing to respond to a lawsuit or skipping a court date." |
| I don't think that's the proper nomenclature Walter |
| Google is well diversified and can generate their earnings in a lot more ways than a simple data center, while increasing gross net margins. AMD is basically a 1 trick pony hoping to diversify into data centers and praying everyone FOMOs into chips. |
| In 1 year |
| You don’t need to. Just wait it out. It will eventually be a small footnote in life’s unfathomable and often painful journey! No pain no gain |
| I'm shocked AVGO is still so far off highs |
| Next stop 60k where it will probably hang out for a while.\n\nWill probably bottom out at 40k. |
| I’m over this 😩 |
| Why do good companies crash after beating earnings but fraud like smci goes up? Did everyone forget smci was going to get delisted because they couldn’t pass an audit????? |
| Just like MSFT did, right? |
| dude smci should be at fifty tomorow |
| Congrats! |
| Algos probably saw the headline numbers and then someone read the earnings and saw revenue and profit lined out and upped. Charlie you did it again. |
| How do I make $1000 like you? |
| rice and soy sauce |
| AMD getting smashed |
| https://preview.redd.it/xckwhuzzuchg1.jpeg?width=1130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15db1386da00dc63b278681c3fc1b981f6959b87 |
| i do that but also buy puts when i buy shares since youll never catch the bottom. Take any profit from puts and buy more shares to lower cb. |
| Yup, they make most of their profit leasing to franchisees |
| I give it 2 weeks |
| 135k risked* and just over 30k realized. |
| If we go and 100x the AH losses, we break the first circuit |
| If you don’t think calls are the move for the billionth instant recovery then you might be insane |
| There is no they, it’s just a bad investment he continues to pour money into |
| Stupid question but why do you think the IV is high if the stock is expected to stay without increased downside risk |
| they beat like crazy and bettered forward looking |
| The market is acting like a crack addict again... |
| What is a Charles |
| Bro, you’re gambling. \nNever go all in. Scalp with a tenth of what you had every other hour. Pick a predictable volatile stock like Tesla. |
| Just trying to reassure myself of my puts as I watch it erase today’s loss 🙁 |
| Lisa and Charles will now have to eat rice and beans for the whole year now. |
| https://preview.redd.it/frb4gqxuuchg1.jpeg?width=1757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba76a5492ff2c2929a40d4ba35e5e96c5e3f4cff\n\nThe clear winner! ROFL |
| Whoa Scotty doesn’t know! Know what he is doing! |
| Damn u really thought u hit the V |
| Thank you bro looking good so far |
| It’s crazy I recognize your name from the critical minerals sub, you were flipping your shit when we dipped after October. Guess you’re back to get burned again huh. |
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| Because I didn't wait. On a previous comment I mentioned that I had $690 puts @ $.17 but let go of them to counter the calls I bought on an early pullback. I then bought calls again when it kept looking like $690 was support. Got saved by IV spike since SPY instantly went down $1.50 but contracts actually gained a $.01. Sold those and waited until it got close to the 3rd pivot point of $683.40 and then bought that last round of contracts. \n\nPull back the 1 month and look at the consistent lows for that time period and you'll see that outside of a one off event caused by Trump, SPY hasn't closed below $685 despite going close to it or past it 5 times this month. \n\nI don't use charts like the chart bros but I do try to identify trends and determine likely lows or highs. So I got lucky on the last round but I also fucked up my original round of puts (Made money but let go of my hedge way too cheap) and two rounds of calls before I got it right to end the day up $252 while spending $3,000 to do it. Still a shit day and keep in mind I also had 6 SLV 2/4 $85 calls I bought at open for $.47 and sold for $.95 so the reality is I created a $650 hole with SPY calls before I dug myself out |
| No judge is putting you in jail again because it’s a civil matter. It’s a great thing companies can’t put you in jail for not paying them. |
| What a good few months to be holding only ORCL, FIG, RDDT, and HOOD \n\nAhah, imagine 🤠 |
| I just wanna make monies 😭 |
| My strategy: \n\n \n\> Trust me bro! -- someone from r/wallstreetbets |
| That's true. The wild pricing has made me a MUCH better cook |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| While cutting every conceivable cost in overhead during the process, resulting in a more expensive, shittier product. |
| corn being propped up at Saylors entry\n\nme thinks they short it heavy to fuck him |
| Hold my bearish positions and cry during the rebound |
| Crank one out, analyze my goon butter splatter pattern. I upload my goon splatter to Grok and he analyzes it, cross references with my 2tb data cache of previous coom splatters, and makes a determination. \n\nThen I buy calls anyway. |
| SMCI with the premature ejac |
| In 4 years you should have 8-10 million dollars |
| She is a 10 but thought the metaverse was a great idea |
| Gartner $IT should've postponed earnings. Down 30% |
| It will bounce back. Those numbers are just too good |
| My main hobbies are powerlifting: [https://www.reddit.com/r/GYM/comments/1ps3o4m/1460lb\_total\_2425kg\_1575kg\_2625kg/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/GYM/comments/1ps3o4m/1460lb_total_2425kg_1575kg_2625kg/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)\n\nand outdoor backpacking: [https://www.reddit.com/r/NationalPark/comments/1dy9jse/gates\_of\_the\_arctic\_national\_park\_june\_2024/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/NationalPark/comments/1dy9jse/gates_of_the_arctic_national_park_june_2024/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)\n\nI need the calories to maintain my weight |
| What happened to him? Is he still alive? *add :kek:* |
| They will try anything except serving good meat quality |
| https://preview.redd.it/o2jl4qdpuchg1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f49468f6d84321e93dffa7656faf21cf47cad489 |
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| SOLD AT THE CLOSE, THANK GOD. SOME CHINK ON THE CALL NOW NO SPEAKA DA ENGLISH. |
| corn being propped up at Saylors entry\n\nme thinks they short it heavy to fuck him |
| Is your wife single? |
| can someone poke holes in this strategy? buy shares of high iv, recently fallen stocks (you should be willing to hold them in case they fall further, though)\n\nsell somewhat ITM calls (5-20%) a week or two out. For you to get a loss, the stock would need to fall significantly in a short period of time. Otherwise you book a decent gain (although capped upside if the stock moons).\n\nAs an example, I bought 100 shares of $TSSI today at $9.15/ea. Sold a 2/6 8.5C for $1.41, giving me a "$9.91 sale price," an 8% return over like 3-4 days |
| they cooked the books again? |
| People stop dinning out so they can save all money to invest!!! BULLISH AS FUCK! |
| It’s not mooning so no. |
| SMCI BULLS ARE COOKED TOO 😂 |
| My biggest economy red flag in the last couple years is seeing lots of 20 somethings working at Walmart who look like they wouldn't be caught dead in a Walmart. |
| Same here! I want the books to be cooked till this is the next Carvana ✅ |
| Chipotle used to be $6 for enough food for two meals (for a broke college kid for example)…. Now it’s lower quality, dated menu, and each location is run like absolute shit near me. They private equity’d themselves by pumping quantity and deflating quality. |
| I heard Google usually tanks on earnings? |
| That's completely at the discretion of the judge. Like I said, they *can*. |
| Franchisees have to pay licensing fees and also higher food costs and shareholder profits.\n\nSlippery slope in a highly competitive industry. |
| wtf did charles do |
| Google earnings tommorow is gonna either cuck this whole thing back to the dark ages or send us 700+.\n\nNo in between. |
| These morons can't even understand what these results mean. They see a beat, and think that means stock deserves 10% up, but ignore the fact this is in a supercycle so the expectations should be beat by a lot more, especially in Q4 of a supercycle. |
| The lesson i learned from my losses was to trade small no matter what. Few good trades will make the difference. |
| SMCI going red real soon |
| Okay retard you should diamond handz ape strong! |
| Fabless chipmakers are not the play in 2026 they will get less and less supply. Samsung, Intel, tsmc, micron are the plays. |
| Thank god I cashed out most of my SMCI at around 31.30. This shit will end up red somehow I can feel it |
| Anddd it's gone |
| Yup tight control on who can open one and still private. |
| https://preview.redd.it/r1gglkwiuchg1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a2ac5b8d3a7a6f9721f30a073b80e59c909fcd1\n\nOP rn |
| qdoba is still privately owned |
| i like it deep and prolonged |
| $420 calls with a long expiration |
| Charles you dumb fool |
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| congratulations! |
| What if only 1 ball tickles? |
| Did Lisa call Scam Altman a pedoguy? |
| I was sued and didn’t show because they never served me. I didn’t get arrested and I was on probation and they never mentioned it. NY state also |
| Private equity is practically yanking our pants down to our ankles and tieing our shoe laces together, laughing as we panic sell... licking their chops at all the new entry points.. cmon retail gang!! Hold the fukn line! They casually manipulate the market and yall fall for it every single time... |
| People are squeezed way too hard these days, why should they do more than the bare minimum if they are paid the bare minimum? |
| I'd say you remind me of Shane Gillis but you're waaaay too poor. |
| They’re spending so much money marketing it as revolutionary, when it’s just double protein on the side 🤦 |
| I don't know or have a strategy lol, I know anything about investing. I don't know any of the math about anything I just going by PURE INSTINCTS |
| No, I have about $400k in my savings from an Inheritance I received this year & decided to just try day trading . Got tired of my shitty job anyways |
| I DON'T KNOW BUT SOMEONE ON THE CALL FROM CHINESE NO SPEAKA DA ENGLISH WE GO TO < $200 BABY CHINA GOBBLER |
| BULL bottomed out today and printed a hammer candle on the daily. You bought calls right? |
| because they were pumping it for weeks b4 earnings just to mark profits right after, squeeze everybody else on the way down, and buy some more back during the following weeks at discount |
| did Lisa Su say the n word? |
| Fuck bill gates and anything he has ever done |
| Su bae might actually hit that -10% lol |
| Pls I need me another Uranium super cycle |
| Possibly more IBM calls. |
| Space is the new AI, pass it on |
| Because your wife’s boyfriend had puts in AMD. |
| 673 incoming |
| Rip |
| Really? |
| If cardlytics keeps on dropping at this rate at some point i will have to start considering to buying the fucking company myself and then baghold it in private |
| https://preview.redd.it/sntx9glauchg1.png?width=2731&format=png&auto=webp&s=bfe6484da88b006cef8a092905ede25d77a90397\n\nWhat in tarnation |
| My best and most boring performer over the last year has been VGK. And it will probably keep being my best. |
| CAUSE IT IS A PIECE OF SHIT, WITH PEOPLE ON THE CALL THAT SOUND LIKE CHINESE CRIMINALS WITH BACK ACCENTS. THAT IS WHY. NO SPEAKA DA ENGLISSS CHINN.... |
| Because the food is now expensive, commercialized, processed crap. \n\nWhen I first heard of it where I’m from in 2006 or so it was phenomenal. Same shit happened with Panera. \n\nThere’s a balance a lot of companies miss between squeezing out every possible cent in production and overhead, but also still providing a product that doesn’t repulse the customer base leading to a net loss.\n\nGreedy regards. |
| NFLX is a port destroyer |
| I don't really care if someone is sad or miserable, as long as my service or product is not being affected. I find it creepy when they force employees to be overly happy and jolly, to me it's not genuine because I know nobody is happy doing that for $10 an hour |
| GGs everyone |
| I think we’re about to have a bear market like 2023 crash or 2020 or even 2008. Buy the tails !! |
| https://preview.redd.it/6waawrl5uchg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=327df9d118a2af8e39749dd0a2aea1d405ff65a1 |
| I doubt it. MC is only 42% of live FY projection. To the moon!!! |
| MSFT continuing to let me down. Gonna need 450 by next Friday |
| Same strategy people use when they go to the casino |
| 977 on lily is call time if earnings gives it an opportunity. Disregard if earnings blows through it. |
| I was born ready |
| The fact that you like the chain but still agree with me that *if you do not watch them make your food they will scam you* proved my point. We are going into a recession and the last thing you need for your brand is a cultural notion that you're con artists. No other food place in existance has that baggage. |
| Just 500 billion more bro please I swear it'll make money next quarter please bro |
| yikes. sorry for your ban |
| Absolute retards crying when AMD doesn't do what they thought it'd do after earnings never ceases to entertain me. \n\nYour tears give me life. |
| Are we in reverse-Bizarro world now? This doesn't make any sense. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jtvad248uchg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f1af63ac7eda4c1e7a17ffc4257d478808640e0 |
| damn, Grats to SMCI call holders. Don’t have time to look right now, but I thought they missed pretty bad? Did they give really good forward guidance? |
| Corn 76k, Saylor about to admit he cosplayed 99% of the people in the files and shoot himself in the back of the head |
| fuck u |
| WRONG AGAIN CHEWKS |
| Imagine if you’ve got those 1000 contracts of spy puts today. |
| Oracle will either go to two digit or 200 by Friday, no inbetween |
| AMD keeps fucking drilling. That’s it guys, 2026 gonna get red or flat |
| AMD will bounce back as usual in a day or two |
| Did Lisa say the n word? |
| The ads I see for the “new” “protein meals” are hilarious because it’s just 2 portions of a regular burrito bowl. Like they just stacked 2 scoops of meat and a shit ton of beans and called it 84g protein.\n\nWho on earth needs 84g protein and 1750 calories in one meal? |
| WSB: *why is the stonk that's up 500% in the last 5 years not up 2500%* 😡😡 |
| What are they doing that’s the opposite? Haven’t been keeping up |
| don't enter caves you don't know how to exit |
| Meta after spending billions on dumb ass shit like metaverse saying wanna see me do it again but with AI? |
| you ever tried to write a java script macro on an excel file? |
| Do you really think most 9–5 workers are the ones posting those massive loss screenshots on WSB or casually keeping $100k+ sitting in their brokerage? |
| Listening to AMD CALL. BUNCH OF LYING CHINKS. THAT IS WHAT YOU GET! |
| Always |
| beat the estimates provided by regards |
| My amd calls getting offset by smci calls 😂🤣 |
| Except yo mama LMAO🤌 |
| Where’s all the liquidity that’s left markets? |
| Look at that port regardification |
| are you ready for a deep and prolonged bear market? |
| Lol fair point |
| Well.. only have till Friday.. 😓 |
| Doing any yolos tmrw? |
| Dude no way the chart astrologist at cnbc called the floor for NVDA we back boys!!! |
| Anyone has ENPH calls ? They are ripping |
| Same. It became too expensive, smaller portion, and quality suffered with not processing toppings at store. There was a time I had lunch there 3 times a week. Not anymore. \n\nAll restaurants have lost their mind or are in service to private equity. Prices and quality are no longer related. It has caused me to experiment more with home cooking. I have been having fun making breads and pizza. |
| Can someone please explain to me why AMD went down? I need to reply back to my wife's boyfriend as to why I won't be able to buy him lunch tomorrow |
| Wtf did Lisa say??? |
| 500 shares now is worth about $89,750. But you sold shares along the way for buku bucks. Do you know what realized gains on NVDA have been so far? |
| Fingers crossed for earnings tomorrow, I guess |
| Called advanced money destroyer for a reason. 🫵🤡 |
| MF I SOLD ENPHASE LAST WEEK |
| Believe it or not, Wendy’s |
| Has nvidia ever been flat for 6 months in a generally bullish market period? |
| AMD failed to meet an analyst inflated exaction of $1 trillion revenue with 90% profit margin… |
| Heard he’s trying to buy some antibiotics and sneak them into his ex-wife’s food |
| SPY is stunned |
| Corn about to drill again |
| Did Carter just call NVDA!? |
| AMDeez Nuts \n\nHaha \n\nGot em |
| 110-135 big difference |
| Holy fatness |
| I mean this does track. That's mostly my experience. I don't think it'll ever die. At worst be bought. \n\nI haven't ordered online from Chipotle since early COVID days. You HAVE to go in. |
| Get to log out at the wage slavery desk and go pick my son up from daycare soon and I had spy puts this morning. Good fuckin day. |
| Say a bookie...idk, breaks your thumbs and throws you out of a moving car. You still owe them the money. Doesn't seem fair. |
| Had it the other night. QDoba is better. |
| Not out the question, I’ve got 20c $435. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| SMCI |
| Looking for that runner on fresh news for a polymarket private placement. |
| Why be nice at your customer service job? Are you a retard too? |
| "Please give me $5 so I can get a little Ceasars pizza" |
| I did a put on MU today, my initial comment was based on frustration with the resiliency of the sp500\n\nThough tomorrow could dismantle us, godspeed |
| AMDoofuses on suicide watch |
| Meta spending 100 billion on 2026 cap ex makes no sense |
| Iaum, slv, and sndk were all good today, will crash tomorrow. |
| Margins look horrendous I’m surprised it’s even green. |
| I buy, set stop losses, and as it goes up (if it do), increase my stop trigger. Repeat . Sometimes i get cooked too quick to catch my losses |
| You quit with a $40k account? |
| So, thoughts on how “24hr” options trading is going to affect ER plays? |
| Redwire would like a word |
| Same |
| Holding lots of shares but gotta say recent months have sucked |
| What did Mr boats right say now |
| Enphase ready for comeback and highly shorted |
| 🫵🤡 |
| Why should they be nice in a world that literally does not reward you for being nice or even good at that type of job. They are right not to give a fuck. |
| Are we back to cooking the books?? I have been bag holding for a year. |
| Makes rocks think real fast |
| Fair enough |
| If my balls tickle, I buy calls. |
| DID LISA TOUCH YOU BAD ? |
| This made me laugh, what the fuck, lmao. |
| Trailing Stops bro bro |
| First time? |
| SMCI calls, CMG puts 🙏 |
| I bought the leveraged Robin Hood ETF way too many times recently hoping for a rebound. I have been destroyed. |
| The death spiral is that as traffic decreases stores are going to try to save costs by not making as much food a day meaning you’re going to be getting stale chicken, rice, etc that’s been sitting in the heated pot for hours. The quality will just get worse and worse. It feels a lot like subway and what happened to their quality. \n\nThe only real solution is to improve quality and that would mean shrink their margins more which would mean their stock hurts more. Really tough to imagine a turnaround here. Instead they’ll go the way of Panera and focus on microwave meals and sauces in the grocery story I bet. |
| Will my puts print? I hate this fucking company and here for the downfall of this shit chain. They skimped me on barbacoa and made me wait 15 minutes for it. This time it is personal |
| Shutdown over, pump it and give me my money pack |
| The concern is that this companies cannot be profitable enough if they don’t sell a bowl at $12. |
| AMD is once again, the BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT GOING. FUCK YOU SU. |
| He was. Epstein thought he was too awkward and weird to include in his collection. |
| Gamestore should buy painpal. Gives gamestore significant cashflow and gives pypl much needed change in management |
| Dont be a SNDicK at the $1000 SNDK party bro |
| I live off chipotle |
| Advanced Money Destroyer is back, the world regains its natural order |
| 50k on Sandisk short dated puts tomorrow isnt a YOLO? |
| This is the greed that’s spoken about in the Bible |
| From looking at your other posts about options gambling, probably double down on therapy |
| I get to watch them make online orders |
| Nah, it does that on good weather, haven’t you learned? Haha |
| SMCI finally had a good earning report .. can we go up more than 6% for fuck sake |
| “Too late to learn Python?” |
| Posting gains in WSB?! The humanity! |
| Kinda need MU 460 by Friday, I guess im kinda fucked |
| Lisa Sue about to start an OnlyFans to make up for this loss |
| soxl/soxs. example: bought 58 sunday night, sold monday morning 66. bought it back today 58.25. also sold soxs that i bought for 1.75 a few days back for 2.00 today |
| https://preview.redd.it/w2kyb1mptchg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbc489e5f8d5d5ae68ec54df1cc7b47da8814d45 |
| Not as bad based on this pic. Just don't break 100k red |
| So I guess MFST is a worthless piece of shit now? K market you know better than I |
| Did anyone play Uber? |
| I guess the execs forgot they already make GPUs |
| Yes. 35 would be… quite savoury indeed! |
| today was actually incredible. Anyone else have space stocks?(ASTS, LUNR, RKLB) They all went to the moon despite SPY collapsing. |
| That was like me last week or whatever when natural gas went up. My UNG calls opened up like 1400% that Monday. I ended up selling but watched it go up to over 1800%. |
| Wtf are these idiots tslking about “SMCI fucking bers”?\n\nDid SMCI even have bers? It has been licking the 30$ floor for months. |
| Super weird … I’m holding it long term though |
| What makes you think people here have high paying jobs LOL |
| Tough year thus far |
| Only need AMD to go up 12.38% by EOD Friday to breakeven so I'm really not stressing. EZ |
| Buying more SNDK |
| Funnily enough it's the [favorite restaurant](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/15/chick-fil-a-gen-z-favorite-restaurant.html) for Gen Z |
| What is so hard about that? There is only a legal obligation to one of those 4 parties. |
| Sorry guys I crashed the tech sector my bad |
| What we all want to know. |
| They’re not wrong |
| yayyy my META put printed |
| “wow, natural language processing and data science have advanced enough we can make a chatbot that can answer broad questions and even do tasks like write code, I bet we could make some money off this!”\n\n>A few years later \n\n“This is literally a sentient being I promise please give us 500 billion dollars” |
| 🙋♂️ |
| AI replacing surgery patients |
| One more earnings report for AMD like this one and it'll moon and split. I think the reason AMD has been so seemingly overlooked is because institutional has treated it like a hot potato. One more quarter like this one and that will change overnight. |
| FULL PORT 400C 2/6/26 |
| Why you like them? |
| I thought the exact same. Bought in the money 40 call expiring this friday when it hit $42. I 100% believe it’ll bounce up tomorrow morning, or the day after. Breakeven 42.34\n\nIg we will see come morning |
| I eat like a pig. \n\nI used to go there 2 to 3 times a week. My bowl recipe which I have not changed for over 6 years (that's when they first introduced guac) used to cost me $8.70 in 2021. \n\nSame shit costs me over $15 now. I only go there once a month now. They lost a lot of revenue from this fatty. |
| fuck you SMCI!!! i have calls but i’m still gonna be poor because you can’t move more than 2 fucking dollars |
| Sorry my bad |
| Nah Chipotle is dead. It used to be good but the quality of their product has plummeted, and I can't trust them to not straight up scam me with an online order so I have to go in and talk to the staff who, somehow, across all locations, are insanely fucking rude and often won't even speak to you. They've sunk themselves and they're gonna go tits up.\n\nI got a burrito from one of their online only locations and when I got it it was ice cold and I could wrap my entire hand around it. I have small hands. I absolutely should not be able to pull that stunt off. If that's supposed to be their saving grace they've totally fucked it by not managing their staff ripping customers off egregiously. |
| Let’s go!!! |
| Inspiring. You should write Hallmark Cards. |
| Can AMD die already? So my puts can print more 😋 |
| Just Google coinflip, \n\n-> calls or puts |
| Just soft. |
| Thanks. |
| Anyone know if saylor was in the files |
| On liberation day I held 20 qqq puts from .24 to 15 dollars now I instantly sell if I double up idk how I held to 15 |
| Bro I’m just gonna let you cook 👨🍳 🔥 |
| $180 |
| Mine lives in Canada. |
| whichever alpha post I see first on the feed |
| #MemeCrowSoft |
| What the fuck are these charts man |
| Why is ISRG tanking? |
| I have the same rule and hoping that VKTX doesnt shit the bed |
| QQQ moved like $17 today. A $20 put at open would have sold for like $300 . While people are losing thousands on fucking PayPal. |
| Lol someone sold over a quarter mill in csp so spy moved down on its redest day in months on no news, using health imsurance as a bold scapegoat to please the masses in the process. Its all about beating up the retail players, wild stuff. |
| Lmao PayPal's been getting absolutely destroyed lately, their whole business model is basically obsolete at this point. Probably gonna see some crazy volatility today |
| https://preview.redd.it/s6db6x27tchg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58d47b25b514313408fd52614001ad26c1e28a0f\n\nIt looks like it's about to fall off the cliff. The last valley it formed, it re-touched the cost basis, I am afraid it will go down and re-test that line. |
| “Software getting buggywhip’d.” |
| I have been trying to make 10% a week. That is the goal. I could use a few doubles!! |
| Once again, the boys over at r/conspiracy don’t look so much like idiots, do they? |
| Hmmm Advanced Money Destroyer or Super Money Cooker Inc. which one will make the market feel something tomorrow? |
| That's no fun. I've been dabbling in LEAPS, not as much playing/gambling. Every time I look at daily/weekly, I chicken out and buy a LEAP. |
| CARRY the market SMCI |
| Exactly. A double rice, double meat, triple cheese, quac, and lots of other stuff bowl shouldn't be half full and leave me hungry\n\nEdit: This is me (I need my calories, stop downvoting lol): [https://www.reddit.com/r/strength\_training/comments/1qhz5cz/525lbs\_for\_4/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/strength_training/comments/1qhz5cz/525lbs_for_4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| Raise your mf hand if you holding HOOD calls 🙋 |
| Or, they can gain market share and expand franchising. Both of which can be achieved by lowering prices. |
| It goes to another school |
| Down $2 |
| Silicon Valley needs to pay its March 2000 electric bill. |
| Cause Cramer said it’s a good buy at this levels |
| Even fucked my nanny |
| Ya Taco Bell smacks, can get so much food too |
| Bro, we’re printing hard! |
| Up 8% in a day isn't enough? |
| #Software stocks crash because AI is taking their lunch and destroying them.\n\n#AI stocks are also crashing because AI turned out to be worthless crap.\n\n#You can't make this shit up but that's what CNBC tells people LMAO🤌 |
| It’s a documentary from the future. Including the retard with mangled junk and a bakers dozen of kids |
| Care to share a screenshot of your net worth? |
| Fuck you then |
| that's full of bad oils / low quality meat |
| i will buy more onds tomorrow |
| Like the great line from the movie, Dragnet, “Reverend you got balls as big as church bells” |
| So many people receive their wealth through inheritances. Lots of actual regards with LOTS of money |
| bro is not buying the dip but the hole, gl tho |
| Yeah I have my doubts it'll ever get there short of in a major market correction, but if it does I'm all ining that shit. |
| I really want to buy google calls u think they crush earnings but at the 4 trillion valuation and bearish sentiment on qqq it might be a dud |
| spy anyone? |
| You can also use VXN/VIX as a ratio to track on a charting software for distortions in the vol surface. I mostly just track it on a one hour chart but if you calculate historical averages and etc, you can easily spot opportunities of dislocation in volatility with the market. Mostly just seeing that there’s a difference in volatility on the spy and QQQ. |
| 1v1 me ber 😡 |
| SMCX is an alternative to those that couldn’t load up on calls today |
| 🤝 |
| I only go if I'm on work travel and I gotta get lunch or dinner fast \n\nHonestly I mostly eat at buffets now, because I put down around 4k calories a day & I only eat out once a week for lunch |
| Yup, I bought at their low, holding forever. This thing will eat up most fast food over time. Still a bargain if you know how to order and portion. |
| Cmg financial strategy is to wait out inflation… yea puts |
| lol same I live in California and when this happened to me I was in NY |
| They didn't though. This is Q4. that was embarrassing. They're overpromising for 2027, but that's irrelevant right now. |
| Priced in before earnings. People taking profits. Pretty normal. |
| ❤️ |
| I live in a 1st world country so ymmv |
| lol the chart said no such thing, no recent support to go off at all |
| And just like a real life pool, there was no shark, only a bunch of gullible retail traders slipping and face planting while trying to run away |
| I set a ton of stupidly low call limit orders for 2-6 months out. And I will only buy 1 contract per limit order. 90% or more never fill, and if they do I’ll start setting more limit orders even lower to catch further dips. Maybe 25% of those will fill too. Plus I immediately set a sell order for, at most, 5% above my cost basis. Yes, I tend to lose out on some huge gains but whatever. Still profit. \n\nI don’t make a lot but I always beat the S&P. And not saying I never lose money but it’s super rare and my wins more than make up for my very few loses. \n\nYeah, it’s boring, but it’s profitable. |
| This person has never fucked in they entire life |
| https://preview.redd.it/zskk6jcvschg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3dbd6972d791d4d5e6bc207292bdf210e4e56e0 |
| When will people realize that it’s just simpler to buy shiny rocks instead of hoping for more ai circle jerking |
| Because he’s here with us |
| Guys seriously, all you need to do is double $100k 11 times to have $100m post tax, and this market is giving you free doubles every week at this point. What are you even doing |
| It might have something to do with two burritos somehow costing $35. |
| Bill gates selling his shi after those docs released lmao |
| UNI? EUROPOOR detected |
| 452 here |
| Naw, I want to see that number get your account closed. |
| SPY consistently showing higher highs and lower lows. Some of yall gonna miss the next leg up when it hits outta no where. |
| Confusious say, silver in hand better than Gen ai slop in Sam Altmans bush |
| Were living in a idiocracy, the movie is actually a reality |
| 67 |
| stop he's already dead! |
| >insolvency\n\nBain Capital has joined the chat…. |
| Legit answer here, thx. I kinda wanna get my money back, bought in at 60$.\nOn the other hand, I could sell and dump more into GOOG |
| #Microsoft and NVDA are drilling because Google Gemini is outperforming ChatGPT and kicking its butt. Then pray tell, why is AVGO also drilling since it powers Gemini? LMAO🤌 |
| There’s a lot of fuckery going on with AMD. Why do the hedge funds and whales keep dumping AMD after earnings? Regardless of what the numbers are |
| no |
| Not like they can cut lots of corners when it comes to boiling rice or cutting lettuce. There’s just too much competition and they aren’t novel anymore |
| If this shit stock has taught me something, is that you ALWAYS BUY below 30. Thanks for your service SMCI |
| What's smci business? Explain it in the stupidest way possible pls |
| 🥑$20 add-on fee |
| This is an underrated comment. People need to vote this up. |
| Am I soft banned? |
| Source?? Sorry, I’m a follower |
| Salty, inconsistent, smaller portions, higher prices, I could go on and on |
| Nah you will be good in a week |
| There are more humane ways to do charity |
| Why you didn’t sell? |
| Lisa always underpromises and overdelivers. They’ll beat by substantially higher. |
| Conspiracy theories aren’t conspiracies anymore. Facts are out there now but people will still deny it lmao. Sorry turning on the lights doesn’t make the boogie men go away. |
| Whew. And to think I considered buying calls on that stock just before market end today.\n\nWhy did I consider it? Because it’s already so beaten down. $38 bucks a share, down from the stupid $200+ it was just a year or two ago.\n\nNow may not be the time, anymore, for *exuberance*. |
| I sold |
| That’s a super nice up arrow. Even starts red and goes to black! |
| Honestly, I needed to hear that. As a newbie in the stock market you make total sense and I'll try to remember that. |
| Can’t possibly go down more. |
| It's just not working out for me trading options. I put in an application with ICE. See how that goes. |
| You can be "escorted" to court on any bench warrant for not showing up to a court appearance, even if the judge decides a default judgment. The judge doesn't *have* to issue a warrant, but they certainly can and have. |
| Earnings is probably a mixed bag, won't beat but won't disappoint either. |
| Why is anybody upset when AMD beats earnings and drops at this point? The pattern is so consistent, this is the closest thing to free money in equities. |
| People who learned anything 0/12 times |
| That’s not hard to believe at all |
| I think maybe there was downward momentum with this news \nhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-02-03/legal-software-stocks-plunge-as-anthropic-releases-new-ai-tool?embedded-checkout=true\n\nAnyway market is stupid and amd is underpriced |
| Is this still available? |
| We buying calls for tomorrow? |
| damn my amd call went from 200$ to 2000$ last week and probably to 0$ tomorrow |
| Dont worry they'll post a really bad earning and pump 25% |
| SNAP reports TOMORROW sir. I have a few shares. A call. A put. \n\nHopefully they just don’t even report and pay the SEC fine. Probably the best possible outcome. |
| At this point I'm convinced nvo management is tanking the stock on purpose. You cant be this regarded |
| They got me last summer. |
| It’s $20 for two chicken burritos and chips if you aren’t a lazy POS and buy in store |
| I would kill to pick up some AMD plays around 190-200, but I am doubtful it will get there. If it gets there, I think a lot of others will be red along with it so it won't even be the biggest news.\n\nAs usual I will probably blow my load on calls way too early into the dip (if it continues to dip) and then lose my ass for a month or two, and then sell those calls as soon as they are 5-10% profitable just so I can finally be free of the trade, and then once I am out and relieved I will watch it climb way higher than where I sold. And for maximum pain I will make sure to check almost every day exactly how much money I left on the table (usually a 2x-3x where I took only 10%) and curse myself as I revenge trade over and over everyday in an attempt to return to my former glory. |
| Saylor and Epstein kinda look like brothers |
| What was that 900k sell candle on MSFT a minute ago? Damn $368 million worth of shares |
| #I wonder why AVGO is such a shitty ass garbage stock LMAO🤌 |
| bag holding MU at $441. Am I cooked? |
| This is what picking pennies in front of a steamroller does. |
| Yeah, probably because the order is wrong 80% of the time if you dare order pick up |
| "Finally hit 1k" Oh congra....oh hes down 23k...:( |
| One day you’ll look back and that 20k loss will be nothing compared to all the other losses you’ll have in the future |
| Probably cut half at this point to de-risk earnings. I need the money in 2-3 years and can't afford to hold the bags. |
| Vibes |
| Maybe there are more than one person posting/commenting? |
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| I am 0/4 on betting on consecutive AMD's earnings. This is not financial advice. |
| Spy calls for the heavy hitters tomorrow no doubt about it. maybe nasdaq if I could afford it |
| Wallstreet expectations mean nothing. This growth was only up 11% QoQ, also ran up heavily on these "expectations". Q1 guidance also weak. 1B increase revs in a supercycle is laughable. |
| Same bro, I'm down about 20%. \nI'll play the long game, continually DCA into it |
| Is it our practices that are wrong?\n\nNo, it’s the people that are wrong! Raise that price and half that serving size! |
| Yes. Let it crash |
| If it hits $40, I am buying $65 2028 leaps on it with 2% of my portfolio. \n\n1% of my portfolio will be in Every $5 drop after that |
| market baited aftermarket algos |
| Yeah, I see VIX jump to $20 on low volume dumps and money not really flowing into anything else, I’m buying puts in VIX every single time. |
| Lebron took care of it |
| This is actually not a win, is it? Stock is gonna tank because margin is down |
| https://preview.redd.it/72int57cschg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88c6a3d3bcc9a80b4e1636b41936bfc8dc0013b7\n\nBeen losing since 2021, quit my job this year & still losing |
| Good report, stops the bleeding, will take more to reverse fortunes for good. It's back to trading at Wednesday's price, probably fade tomorrow if market is down again. |
| Who said it’s the right one? |
| Get ur sodium levels checked out lol. This used to be me but I had to stop it ain’t good for you |
| Fixing it costs the company money and would be seen as wasteful to the shareholders |
| GOOGL EARNINGS TOMORROW BITCHES |
| Make 30k tomorrow |
| 50% so far |
| Separate that shit and go celebrate that boy's day. Come back to us and deflate later. I've felt like shit all week over this market, but it doesn't matter when we have people who count on us. You'll be ok. |
| Guess it's time to get my bear suit on. 🏳️🌈 |
| This thread is barely even 1h old lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/r114x108schg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eda05d5e26ba91384ef08a40b243d01722d7792d\n\nYou live and you learn, definitely made some regarded mistakes in the last 1.5 years |
| Same |
| He should cast Levioso on his portfolio. |
| Cava my g |
| Anyone touching NVO earnings after today? |
| Lisa Su is gonna announce that they made chips so good that they don't even want to sell them anymore, they're gonna enter the AI-generated spider verse and live forever without us plebs. |
| Stop charging extra for guac you thieves |
| guac extra |
| So basically at the end of the world, only Chic fil A will survive. \n\nSorry 🌈 (not sorry 🌈 🧸) |
| Spy has quickly left the chat |
| I was just saying days like these I’m just buying and selling volatility. It’s so clean on days like this. Just large non-directional movements of volatility. We went straight up and down to the same spot with very little net movement. Great for volatility.\n\nIm just buying shares of UVIX, it moved like +16% intraday today and calls on that. Get get to VIX |
| Amd drops record breaking earnings > gets fukd |
| Snip snap snip snap |
| Me too :p |
| thats not really how Soxl works been trading it for some time. its not a buy and hold. Sunday night, bought 58, monday morning sold 66. bought back today at 58.25. check the charts on their website, they even compare charts of buy and hold vs what is was designed for-buy low/sell high dont hold more than a few days. you waisted a lot of time to get to that point |
| Cipotle in uk. Rice bowl with chicken and steak. Delivered by ubereats £22 or $30!!!\n\nSame in us? |
| I feel like a lot of the losses on WallStreetBets feel different because the people behind them often have high paying jobs, so a $1–10k hit doesn’t sting the same way it would for someone grinding a 9-to-5. |
| whoever this Algo Rhythm is I want to speak to this person |
| March 2000 must have been one hell of an electric bill. 😂 |
| AMD can go down -60% on bad weather |
| Sounds like they should fix this shit as well. |
| Paypal missed, struggling to rise. The system has no structure |
| Does that boot taste good? |
| That easy? Weakness. Double down and go all in. VOO is for chumps and penny stocks are for legends. |
| Good thing I shorted more ethereum |
| No strategy. Its just a hobby for me. Some people like gambling, this is just gambling with better returns. \n\nWhile i have traditional investments, i have a small budget each month to “bet” with.\n\nAnyone who says wsb/daytrading isnt gambling is lying to themself. |
| Red by open |
| I want to buy high and sell low, then I reverse this to buy low and sell high, and then I actually buy high and sell low |
| Advanced Money Destroyer rises again |
| Is this what the administration meant by "400% cheaper pharmaceuticals"? |
| 😮 |
| Only time I have gone to Chipotle in the last 12 months is when they offered 2 for 1 bowls/burritos if you wore Blue Jays gear in Toronto |
| https://preview.redd.it/ebl60yf3schg1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=807979a938ff1ff690dc823da03b5d66d60240c1 |
| Remember, McDonald's is a real estate company. |
| Keep holding it ain’t cut you out yet |
| Aight lil bro, also had SMCI |
| 🙁 |
| God damn lmao |
| hahahahahah |
| and i like my men all incompetent |
| I actually have, for debt. If i didnt show it would have been default judgment. Now If i tried to file for bankrupcty and wasnt truthful about the loc i gambled on dildos, then coulda caught fraud charge and maybe jail but unlikely. |
| Hopefully the flakey software stock that my flakey ai investment rolled into gets sold to Atari or something. 😂 |
| Ha |
| how do i pick myself up from losing 20k man… |
| That's some nice cooking smci has done. Very flavorful. \n\nNow I need it to pump past $35 to make up for my retarded amd and lumn calls. |
| All these positive earnings causing a drop is making me concerned for RDDT. |
| yea yea everything fine hey listen I quit |
| No it’s not that means they have a 3% margin gap |
| Because Taco Bell is somehow now better than this garbage. |
| Holy shit. Remember when HOOD was at $140? |
| tsla ask 420.70 come the fuck on |
| Because the numbers and guidance were way ahead of expectations |
| The US stock market is bearish while every other market is bullish. We’re just giving out discounts at this point |
| She is pumping though |
| Let us know when you sell |
| That feeling when Robinhood lets you know your calls have lost 50% of their value since you opened them |
| Throw shit at the wall and see what sticks ahh portfolio |
| I don’t think it’s going to get better anytime soon to be honest. Robin Hood is doing the complete opposite of all the other financials, so I don’t even know if it’s considered financials. Doesn’t hurt to cut your losses sorry about the losses. |
| Welp, time to go to the Costco and eat the ketchup and drink the refills for dinner tonight. |
| I hope SMCI goes full meme stock tomorrow and goes up like 30% |
| In the case of my local Chipotle they are high as a kite and have to be reminded to put the ingredients in the bowl |
| Uamy Feb 6. 10$ call that I bought yesterday at close made 450% today lmao. Maybe I should have sold cant belive how greedy I am |
| No one cares about NVDA anymore \n\nThe reason why it hasnt dropped more is unknown to me, who the fuck is actually buying it at these levels |
| Get out before earnings? |
| Warsh ON.\n\nWarsh OFF.\n\nPick one. |
| two girls one cup |
| He can still sell sex bots to necrophiliacs that like them cold, I’m sure that market is as big as those wanting to buy his cars today. |
| Stop it lol. |
| Something about general gao’s chicken |
| #QQQ futes DRILLIN LMAO🤌 |
| You show me a paystub I quit my job and come work for you |
| Show your all time |
| Solar is back on the menu boys. ENPH |
| It’s insurance. 5 cents to a dollar is a lot. |
| THEY'RE VELOUR IT'S A FUCKING LEISURE SUIT |
| Not really lol as much as i want it to. |
| I just bought msft puts…. |
| Every time i see one of these random charts plotting another thing that only happened right before (event) I feel like I'm watching bronze age Sumerians recording random patterns in the stars telling me Ninurta and Enlil just crossed paths and that hasn't happened since the last great famine of 2877B.C. |
| Red port gets redder if battery is at 5%. When you think you're down theres always another level |
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| Great company. No moat. |
| Last year I tried to convince ai that Eric Stoltz was in “Star Wars”.\n\nThen I looked at some clips and still shots… maybe he was. |
| Why I made a big bet on the Swiss banking industry, I'm not entirely certain. But I figure it's so retarded it might work. |
| was that a dead cat in metals ? |
| Buddy the employees are being worked hard on online orders. Do you satisfy the customer in the store or be dinged for slow online orders. Portion sizes are down. Produce is trash. Should have stayed private |
| #AMD going bankrupt LMAO🤌 |
| Vibes |
| May you all go from bags to riches. |
| I sold a spread first of all. And secondly, a naked put be backed by cash aka CSP. And then I can sell calls to dumb wsb regards like u if I get assigned. As I said I wanted the shares in the first place. And finally, I closed my puts at 60% gain today. |
| A protein cup (human pup cup) for $3.80 LMAO |
| Listening to the SMCI earnings call. I have no clue what this Chinese dude is saying. Bullish |
| well done big fella |
| Ah yes, let me put all my savings into a recyclable and non scarce metal \n\nMiners that can scrape up both may be the play other than their already sky high PE ratios |
| These numbers look promising ✅ |
| Shitty guidance |
| Haha no please don't do it! I love betting on small / medium cap stocks, but just a small percentage of my portfolio. And I'm trying to pick many horses |
| How did CMG rebound from a -10% drop, what did the ceo just bluff during the call. CMG is no longer the chain I remembered when I was in uni |
| Smci do an enph please |
| As someone who lost $60k on MSTR, the pain only gets worse…. |
| INTC green after hours, just wait until apple makes an announcement |
| Honestly I see Chipotle as a great long term investment if you can let the money sit. \n\nNot good for wallstreetbets |
| Well maybe if they didn't price their bowls for $25, they would still have traffic |
| Getting absolutely wrecked by HOOD. At least it's shares but basically bought the top. Down 40% hurts. |
| 12,5B revenue on 20B company ? with still growth and profiting from\nAI already? |
| smci 12 billion revenue with $17 billion market cap, this is why you dont cook your books |
| Same shit as always. Everything is already priced to beat like crazy, so if you only beat like crazy then they are disappointed and you get punished by 4-5%. Which isn't insane unless you're on WSB where everyone is holding calls and 5% might as well be the end of the world.\n\nAlso sort of the same deal as MSFT... The numbers were good but there was some funny business hidden in there that pumped it up to look just a liiiiiittle better than it really is... and if you have to pump it up and still barely beat the beat, then it is a dumper.\n\nThanks for your time and attention. I have no idea what I'm talking about. |
| SMCI didnt shit the bed after ER what the hell😄 |
| You ok? Analysts make estimates. Not the company dummy. |
| r/chipotle stans still defend it by saying it’s fReSH OrGaNiC |
| “I am beginning to think that IBM and Texas Instruments haven’t paid a light bill since 1972.” 😂 |
| Yup. They fucking suck now and they cost too much. You can’t get worse and raise prices. See ya in insolvency, Chipotle! |
| AMD more like Ain't For Me |
| Id argue youre better of not having a strategy because they are all BS for retail traders and that way you atleast wont be overconfident. |
| Long memory and short vix, rinse and repeat. |
| Unh revenue of 450mmm a year and only makes 12 billion. That might be the worst gross margins ever |
| Yeah it says plenty doesn’t it |
| Pay pal? More like pay drill 😂 |
| Damn just when I was in the green 🤬 |
| 415 |
| Why would you lie to me |
| I only trade support and resistance levels on SPY. Haven't lose money, so far. |
| MSFT won’t move until there is a reckoning for OpenAI. Could be good or bad, right now it’s not clear if OpenAI survives. |
| Depends on the velocity of the drop, but to cut and run to save money to buy calls again at a lower price. Talking about repositioning if I think there's signs it's going sub 400 |
| Smci still at the same price as last week |
| Mostly memes and my budget spreadsheets |
| COIN calls? Why though? You can try to undo some of that damage and hedge with a COIN 1x leveraged short ETF. $FIAT has been one of my best performing holdings. Oh yeah, and it pays dividends. Weekly dividends, no less. |
| Bassinet was for sure one of the national security redactions then |
| Not looking good. |
| smci fukeddd bers |
| NVDA earnings will have to carry the market yet again. \n\nNVDA: I’m tired boss |
| Retards on this sub need to learn about spreads, so you can forget about that shit.... But they will never learn lol |
| You sure about that? Think it through one more time. We just saw amd beat expectations and still get sold off. There’s a divergence happening in tech/AI. The system needs revenue acceleration badly. |
| Some groundhog just predicted 6 more weeks of March 2000. |
| Where do you go? Looking for other places |
| LMFAO this is funny. |
| AMC 🚀 |
| Finally got RH 1099. Was a good year and even have cash for taxes. |
| If this guy had my portfolio He would kill himself. |
| Keep trying and I bet you get there |
| https://preview.redd.it/62bwl2herchg1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a59a443e22367b6dff5988a580f5c6dfd4cbc221 |
| If his screenshot is to be believed, OP collected $31626 credit and the option expired worthless so he was able to keep all of that if he held. |
| Guess which one is AMD (beat earnings) and which one is chipotle (falling traffic)\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/pk2qg9hdrchg1.png?width=914&format=png&auto=webp&s=c79564a13f7ae23625b2fc5ac86e5039d8c49a37 |
| europe peacing out\n\ngood luck degens |
| Realizing it’s easiest to just buy volatility days like this. UVIX went up like 16% again intraday ? Buy and sell |
| "AMD valuation might be too high with a PE of 125"\n\nNot-car-company: 😇🎶 |
| Shitty “Mexican” food. Taco Bell should be higher than this |
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| Praying ENPH /solar gets everyone to shut up about memory and silver for one day |
| Smci please fuck these bears in anoos 🥺🥺🥺 |
| With those gains, he likely ate your wife and my gf’s ass and coochie. Bro’s life is an all-you-can-eat buffet. |
| Intuition |
| rock bros rock up whos with me |
| He did traffic boys, read the files a few victims have come out |
| 😂 |
| SMCI shrek |
| The new chinese robot Moya, maintains a human like body temperature....wheres that sex bot guy has he seen this? |
| Lol. If you have the account size to sell to those many naked spx puts - go party or do whatever you like to do. |
| SMCI earnings are too good to be true!! |
| p |
| https://preview.redd.it/5xlyt3o7rchg1.png?width=1204&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ab4906be5922d55a71ffdebbe141043f69d8420\n\nAt least yours went up lol |
| Only if we are all cooked. What strike |
| SMCI beat but it's def gonna fall don't believe this fake pump |
| I have liquid to jump on weakness as long as it occurs during market hours and not after/before |
| https://preview.redd.it/g40cz1w8rchg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d06ae7914ca8b783c284ba1ae072a945e60bac64 |
| I mean yoloing puts seriously? You gonna time the bubble or something? |
| I don't even blink AND I ignore work. Double negative = positive |
| He’s got the whole crowd |
| how’s it doing today |
| Well, could be straight short put, part of a debit put spread or credit put spread. Only one of those options where he comes out on top. Sometimes, you just close it and move on. |
| “Does ai friggin do anything???” 😳 |
| AMD had a 10% run up into earnings over the last month. NVDA is having a 10% drop into theirs |
| My daytrade strategy is that I do not daytrade. |
| I don't even blink AND I ignore work. Double negative = positive |
| Nice work. What's on your radar for Wed? |
| I read a Robinhood notification as “super micro penis” and I instantly clicked on it to behold its glory |
| Why would you reposition with a leap and the stock down another 1% |
| Just type it out as a file name and ppl will still get it |
| I'm the Jeffrey Epstein of fucking your dead mother like an illegal immigrant |
| No gravity helps |
| In the past 12 earnings:\n\n $AMD \n\nPumped 4/12 times\n\nDumped 8/12 times |
| Hope everyone is going out to eat with all that money made today!! |
| Oh Chuckles, “if it were Israel we would have funded it thrice!” |
| My first piece of advice would be stop asking chat bots for financial advice 😂 my second piece of advice would be to stop picking options unless you’re a professional day trader |
| The worst are fast food franchises getting squeezed by 4 different stakeholders: employees, shareholders, franchisees and customers. You can NEVER keep all 4 happy. |
| microearnings😭😭 someone once said microsoft was living up to its name, now this |
| puts ? |
| Might be regarded but pretty sure the thing thats keeping SMCI from rocketing is that margain. |
| Cmon AAPL move you POS |
| they're even skimping out on fucking rice. i went earlier this week and asked for double rice cause they gave me so little |
| YEAR OF THE ROCK |
| I think I will hang out there also they are smart |
| Space stocks the only thing keeping me afloat |
| Smiles in chinese |
| 😭 |
| I’d have your expiration date be further out past their next earnings |
| They really had me in the first half NGL. |
| The only reason Bassinet wasn’t in the Epstein files is because Epstein didn’t traffic in boys. Only reason Altman wasn’t is because he was busy brutalizing his sister |
| Spx 🤡 |
| Stupid |
| Should have bought $ENPH calls |
| if your girlfriend needs a pounding i can help with that |
| Bros name on the amd call is He Who |
| Whatever it takes to keep Sand Dick ripping is all that matters |
| FIG idk bro. There has been selling pressure in the market recently, so it's expected. |
| Since october qqq has pretty much been the worst performing index while everything else was rallying pretty much across the board. |
| chipotle operator or stock owner lol |
| Month out SPY 697 and chill |
| Me talking to myself in the mirror regarding my losses \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/slkfd8d0rchg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=3bc7129320dfcda49b9afb441e00cb6ab5e1b289 |
| I am still trying to find a low in BTC and XRP trades. This is nuts! |
| I know used to be so good but there’s many better places now |
| gotdamn i was just about to throw down on SMCI too that sucks |
| Moar |
| Intc always benefiting from others misery |
| The pe is 25 that would be a pe below 20 no way |
| Advanced money destroyer strikes again! |
| That isn’t even that bad lol, plus you’re playing shares so it will bounce back eventually.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/cpf756xpqchg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=452d1832d31c4d78caf8e60e49710d1201847891\n\nThis was one of my trades last month and I lost 27k in a single day. I don’t even have a chance at getting my money back unlike you. |
| fakkin einstein over here |
| Any pointers at why it is down ? Beats revenue estimates and better guidance for Q1 |
| This is the first week where those short-term expiration options are expiring. I don’t know if they expired yesterday but tomorrow Wednesday they certainly do for the first time. |
| The SMCI bulls here are hilarious, shit is faker than a Chinese Rolex. And the market fully accepts this, that is why it is only up $2 on an "epic" beat.\n\nThis moment of green will likely turn by morning. |
| I bought at $30…. It’s uhhh…. Going up |
| Thanks |
| Buy the fear in UNH. Earnings was actually good |
| Lisa Su, im highly disappointed in your company AMD. |
| Do you really think any of these idiots in this subreddit have a “plan”? Boy I got a bridge to sell you |
| This guy gets it |
| SMCI can cook books all they want. \nIDGAF if they MY DOG IS THEIR FUCKING AUDITOR. \nYOU PUMP WHEN I BUY!!!!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/x676exyvqchg1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd04b9f873ae960a878e7e3803537e4dc6c6cf61\n\nI get chipotle every day i thought i was keeping these fuckers alive |
| Bro bought the top of every run. Perfection. |
| Brace yourselves, margin compression is coming |
| What is happening in July? The bear market is 10 months, we are just starting. Can you read? Or do you just choose to ignore the data? Either or is quite poor |
| now imagine if su bae didnt beat . ayyyyyy lmaooo |
| Me.\n\nSold ZSL puts for a solid move.\n\nMade money on SLV put.\n\nI have a gain on an SLV call now.\n\nOther than that, dividend ETFs and random tiny stocks that showed up on Fin Viz dot com.\n\nBut, seriously, basketball cards.\n\nI am also #ThisClose to getting flagged for being a day trader. |
| Oh oof didn’t see their recovery. Ugh I’m a dumb regard |
| I bought the dip 🤞🫰 |
| How? The food is well priced for what you get |
| Invest long enough and you'll learn being a pure ber or bol is fucking stupid.\n\nAnyway AMD probably is going down. There's still a big gap fill at $160-$200 on them and everyone is dying to test it. |
| Thanks man ! Everything is related to hope or not in AI probability in the future I guess. |
| Who could have guessed the whole market was being propped up by PayPal |
| Very bullish to not finish at the lows on spy. Nice bounce |
| You mean in the last 3 days |
| Down 20k this week… lol this is child’s play |
| I just buy high and sell low |
| An hour ago there were some self righteous m'fers up in this thread, shitting all over CMG. |
| KLAR is going to own that space forget AFFRIM. AFFIRM NEGATIVE GHOST RIdER |
| Buy backs are so hot right now |
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| Dude wtf is this bullshit with chipotle. Either be down or be up. Don’t do this fucking bullshit. |
| i sold micro nasdaq futures for the first time today. seems like free money to me and nothing can go wrong \n\noh, and its addicting |
| Always crazy seeing ppl play with mortgage money on this sub |
| I'm short $30 SMCI puts which will go from -$800 to +$1400 tomorrow morning if this holds above $30 |
| alot of fucking haters for SMCI, so its going to be a battle to keep it up tomorrow, and a lot of bag holders want to get out as well |
| March 20th calls on msft am I cooked |
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| Uamy uamy uamy uamy |
| $1.10, moved the dot |
| So what exactly was the market expecting when a company beats earnings and drops 8%? |
| But low sell high |
| Seeing RKLB bounce hard today in a sea of red keeps me optimistic... this run aint over yet. |
| Same thing happened to SOFI last week. they tanked 20% in a week on a triple beat. WTF |
| SMCI implied move was 12% sorry call buyers |
| It should have beaten my meat |
| Time to tune into amd call |
| Buy low sell high |
| So apparently wall street excluded China sales in their estimates for AMD which were included in the reports, that's why it dumped. If we remove these sales, AMD \*barely\* beats estimates |
| sweater on his vomit already |
| If ifs and butts were candies and nuts we’d all have a merry Christmas |
| i just broke even on SMCI lmao |
| GOOG gonna be the monster that carries SPY beyond 700 tomorrow |
| lmao |
| are u using hood app without ids? |
| Oh my gourd |
| You would be broke |
| It’d probably help if everyone didn’t know they were committing fraud lol. 🫵🤡 |
| Microearnings and gets a lift. Beautiful |
| Alright someone give me a sitrep stat. |
| It's not a bear market dumbass. We literally just hit ATHs.\n\nYou're just delusional and have no idea what's going on. \n\nI just hope you have the intellectual honesty to admit you're wrong when July comes. |
| I accidentally bought some puts at 200 for next week intending to sell puts today, I hope IV doesn’t crush them lol. |
| https://preview.redd.it/t1oskp5nqchg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3042a6cf41a50a269a16d55571354f066b3ac7e6 |
| The days of nice fast food employees is dead all the younger generation are socially retarded only dreaming of being influencers |
| Burrito > chips |
| They're up 11% and 34% YoY, where you seeing this or are you chatgpt hallucinating |
| already priced in |
| I ate chipotle today. Had better food at the hospital. Should have bought puts. |
| you fuck pakistani boys.....Epstein is that you? |
| If he can convince the Vatican to start producing GPU's that's a win for all of us. |
| Are you ok buddy. It only has gone down further since your post |
| Pattern traders are regarded. Trading is about supply, demand, geopolitics, consumer sentiment (and emotions), economics, FOMO, and a lot of other factors, almost none of which are actually patterns. You can certainly find patterns based on certain cycles of consumer behavior and growth/compression, but even those patterns are disrupted by all other factors. |
| Look I’m not saying SMCI cooked their books. Wait. That’s exactly what I’m saying. |
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| You already have a bet going - SMCI to 32.0 before 03-Feb-2026 05:42 PM -05 |
| You also probably dont have to decide if you're feeding your kids or keeping the lights on some months. \nNot all but most people that get large returns are paying alot in taxes on their paycheck. |
| Not in smci but at least we can depend on somebody not to fuck it up unlike SOMEONE amd |
| They're both semen. |
| Start having the fajita peppers on the line and include the guac, thieves…. “Oh, we out”… doesn’t explain why I pay for the ingredients that are never available. |
| 1. Solar xDDD\n\n2. They can massively up the amount of uranium they produce when supply tightens. They can pull up to 10 million lbs of uranium out of the ground a year with the assets they currently hold. \n\n3. Solar xDDD |
| Nah I’ve already rolled it out among some other FD weeklies |
| nvm just loaded for me |
| AMD Always munching dicks |
| Please come back and post your loss porn. |
| SMCI 6% for a massive beat. SMH this game is so rigged. |
| I took +324 and bailed. |
| https://preview.redd.it/46svq9agqchg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d89bcb0054c785b4f3e139503721d9be3e96904\n\nLol the juxtaposition is brilliant |
| Save me Lisa Su 🤌⌚️ |
| A very thoughtful answer. I salute you sir. |
| I don’t know if this is about stocks or about other stuff. But if it’s really been 40 minutes and this happens regularly then you might be in the “get professional help” category. |
| What’s gonna be really fuckin funny is when amd is the same price in 2 weeks haha |
| Why Market no like Mama Lisa? |
| You can just say you prefer Persian women to Latinas. |
| Maybe long term issues but that's what's going to happen. Actually we've already started YCC. Only just recently Fed stopped buying a lot long duration. \n\n\nBessent already started restricting bonds and notes in favor of bills. |
| This speech is not helping my stinks |
| Hahahaha |
| algos going to send this stock to 400 before it rebounds\n\nyou should have bought some protective puts |
| AMD owners have absolutely nothing to complain about. Its been greener than NVDA on green days and less red than NVDA on red days for months now. NVDA also hasn't not shit the bed on earnings in a year. |
| thank you SMCI gods! |
| Ah shit |
| Can you give me extra ranch for my nuggies |
| where are people seeing SMCI earning post? its not on their website? |
| 😕 |
| Will shiny rocks continue to go up now? |
| Ritchie!!!! |
| that is definitely not nuff to save my banbet\n\nnot to mention my money\n\nyikes |
| What was you exp call price at? |
| Smci gonna crush down back to where it was cuz of margin % |
| The correct spelling and punctuation was a dead giveaway |
| Reagan plus lmao what |
| I mean China banning all his stupid door handles isn't so much his own fault apart from horrible engineering - but it could still count. There will undoubtedly be something he does before IPO. |
| rddt |
| For Friday |
| Moms spaghetti |
| Buy the dip... healthy pullback... do a line of copium |
| can you go back to fucking 8% SMCI? jesus, even when I win I lose |
| I said before Smci will be flat worst case little reddish, feel better |
| That’s not a yolo bra |
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| You can’t be the best or worse with options. It’s all luck either way. |
| friendship with AMD ended ❌ now SMCI is my best friend ✅ |
| I have calls on SPY for tomorrow, anyone else lmao |
| Saudis protecting their investment till they can dump twitter debt |
| Damn selling 251 contracts of naked puts on SPX...You are one ballsy MFer 🤣 \n\nAssuming they're Naked...I mean it take what like $175 million to secure these lol |
| Are we having fun yet? |
| AMD doesn't move markets |
| dude the profit margin of mi400 series just needs to be 40% and the p/e is going to 20 in no time. You understand how PE works. If revenue grows by 40% for this stock net income will likely double or TRIPLE. It's already doubled (even tripled for this q?) since last year. PE will come down very fast if margins grow since the stock already has a very high revenue. Margin increased 2% or soemthing in this report. pre mi400. Report is bullish af imo. |
| Chipotle has been terrible the last few times i’ve been there. |
| Let's gooooo |
| Survive. |
| AMD is extremely undervalued imo. Good thing nobody asked for my opinion. |
| Millions and billions of |
| Spending bill passed |
| Are we looking at the same chart lmfao |
| AMD, always moving down\nAMD, advanced money destroyer\nAMD, another major decline\nAMD, aint makin dividends\nAMD, all mostly down\nAMD, average market disappointment\nAMD, advanced meme dump\nAMD, anoos mostly destroyed\nAMD, american money drainer\nAMD, another massive dump |
| SMCI MARGINS SO BAD RIP AT LEAST STOCK WENT UP |
| Don't say I just sold my calls for 50% loss expiring feb 20. |
| Find one left behind at the park, name it strategy |
| Gam Gam gonna be proud. |
| SMCI going to bleed out slowly lmao |
| It's exactly this. I used to go 2 times a week when I was younger \n\nI make 2x as much money and I haven't been in the last 6 months. The quality isn't as good, the portions are smaller, and the cost is higher |
| So glad I went in right before market close |
| AFRM was the play... |
| “Just pay the SEC fine.”\n\nSEC: It Just MEANS More. |
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| Virgin SMCi |
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| well nothings changed buy back in at $21 chief |
| Do it for your nephew. Even if he doesn’t remember it he’ll see the pictures and it’ll mean something |
| Smci Beat with sixty nine - my kind of numbers |
| If they put 16oz of prime rib in each $12 bowl, Reddit would still find something to bitch about and claim enshittification. |
| EPS was strong but it’s not an impressive beat on revenue. 6%? Market expected blowout earnings like NVDA delivered for 5-6 consecutive quarters. As soon I saw the numbers I knew the market would react negatively because of the negative sentiment in the market recently |
| Idk about OP but I'll be behind that Wendy's with the slow service next to the car shop later tonight! |
| How in the fuck does what I just wrote at all imply that I’m politically left |
| Time to go back to actually having fresh produce and well cooked rice and nice employees maybe |
| stop gambling |
| I have a strong suspicion that the hotel shampoo is the same as their body wash. |
| I forgot they existed |
| SMCI - if this holds, my short puts are saved |
| top tier ragebait |
| You mean COPX SORRY COPPER IS THE NEW KING |
| Up 20% in two weeks. |
| They guided lower than this quarter for the next quarter when they're expected to benefit massively from the China opening if the story about their competitiveness with Nvidia hardware for frontier deployments is true.\n\nTurns out that isn't reflecting in the numbers where it matters at least while Nvidia continues guiding to an accelerating pace while keeping China numbers at 0 |
| Yessir, I called that one too |
| Maybe the CEO should give his stock "the look" |
| Yes please! |
| AMD might be beat down post-market, but I somehow doubt it is about to get the MSFT treatment of multi-percent drops for consecutive days afterwards. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if AMD performs better than MSFT tomorrow during regular trading hours.\n\n...\n\nI do worry that if AMD does get that same treatment we might be in for a real rough next few weeks. Unless you're one of those people that can actually follow the market and be a ber or bull depending on the day, but we all know WSB is too regarded to change our outlook and positions day to day. The only recourse I have against my poor stock-picking is leaving comments to complain about how the market is wrong.\n\nAnyways, did you want a shake with that? Alright pull forward to the first window for payment, thank you. |
| You mean rolling out a protein pup cup didn’t turn the company around? |
| ORACLE at $153 is looking a little slutty |
| Well, that was one horrible day man |
| Imagine buying and then bagholding chipotle shares |
| Fun fact: I have never been employed without a staffing agency or knowing someone in the company. I've been steadily looking for a new job closer to my house for over a year, been on at least 20 interviews and had my time wasted with 2nd and 3rd interviews a handful of times and have nothing but my dick in my hand to show for it. Time to make calls to staffing agencies tomorrow. Tired, boss |
| SGMT Just starting. Most brokers target is in high 20s. Under priced for ACNE and MASH's billions of TAM |
| Think im gonna buy gold |
| All these tech companies are lining up, pants down around their ankles, bending over for their inevitable earnings drops\n\nLet's just get this week over with |
| Advance money destroyer does it again |
| I need more up on SMCI. lol I need $33 |
| He sold???? |
| Why? |
| im tired of them barely putting any meat on my burrito bowl. done |
| Margins are still absolute ass at 6.3% |
| Taking the next spacex to mars with his species |
| Fast food companies going public is the death of them in the long run. Literally the only thing they can do is raise prices. |