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| Oh no, only 6 % on my 10x leveraged position 😏 If the strait stays closed, it will move further. Won’t go to 100 usd (I’m trading Brent oil), but 80-90 is my guess. If they open the strait some ship will be hit by some houthi mf within a week and we’ll have a new pump. Insanely sensitive to any disruptions or rumours of disruption this market |
| My ports like 80% calls lmfao. I’m just stating it’s too early to call it the end of the war |
| They need to take out the lock on |
| I guess he got bored of peace |
| I think that guy was probably ready to go man. He was 86 lol |
| And yes the next leader chosen by 88 cleric assembly will be more like Delcy Rodrigueze and listen. |
| **MISSION ACCOMPLISHED** |
| Zzzzz |
| China, learn something from US. You can start and finish a war in one day and declare victory |
| Does Anthropic have a factory outlet store?\n\nI am gonna try to get down to Gulf Shores, Alabama for, uh, the beach volleyball finals. |
| Feeling kinda pissed off today |
| littlestjeff1 just logged in to fort |
| Check my post history |
| He admitted to walking into girls changing rooms at his pageants, he said he'd date his own daughter in a TV show, he said he wouldn't wait for consent and grab women by the pu$$y and he'd get away with it because he is rich. I know you know all of this because he said all of these himself but still shameless to support him, that's why you're called republicu*t. |
| They don't exactly have pinpoint precision accuracy with their rockets. Also yes, military do need that shit if they want to use the runways.\n\nAlmost all midair collisions happen over/around airports because the pilots are blind to air traffic in their vicinity. Military aircraft are more often involved in midair collisions and midair close calls for their reason (also because they are small and very fast so no time to react if they even see each other). |
| You want abc news to be walking around Iran trying to figure it out? But, yeah, I don’t trust a damn thing they say. |
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| Guh |
| Ok, but in all seriousness, don't buy puts monday. |
| Robert Downer Jr in Iran Man |
| why is bitcoin going up = market going up? bitcoin is a hedge against a selloff... it should be going up!! |
| The janitor surviving 47 cruise missiles to become a leader would be peak lore |
| I’m Hela |
| Regardium fuel, works everytime. |
| Wow such ber copium almost sad almost |
| Then Netanyahu will go after Egypt or Turkey |
| Yep |
| and they'll be killed via targeted strikes too |
| Brilliant. A retard on here who can actually count (I think) |
| Y'know for someone who dedicated his entire life to yapping about a final apocalyptic war against US and Israel, he certainly wasn't very prepared if he dies on the very first day to missile bombardments. |
| Truly magnanimous and intelligent class |
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| Not how I expected the Scrubs reboot to pivot but they always had great B plots. |
| 70k is the new 125k lol |
| People act like Iran is some backwater country. Iran has 90 million people in it. This country wasn't run by one guy. They have a large military and police that just got done killing their own citizens, but somehow now they will just roll over? Won't happen. |
| This isn't even close to a bear market thank god |
| Fake internet coin up 6% since the war started |
| The optimist version; IRGC is disbanded and Iran gains a secular democratic government, regional powers send delegations to establish new ties and peace plans, western companies get contracts to boost Iranian oil industry efficiency, and the Middle East calms down as Islamic Africa becomes the new boogie man. |
| Taking out an 80 year old in a population of 93 million does not equal war over |
| what does these mean for my puts |
| Yes. That’s been the case for the last two decades. They are by definition war criminals |
| As long as Iran keeps sending missiles the war is not over. I don’t think the market cares until the war is over. |
| There are definitely high ranking officials in the IRGC that are ready to replace Khemeni\n\nIt’s not over yet |
| Bitcoin 67k now . We green |
| I’m sure we have spies on the inside over there who can tell the government where he is at any given time. |
| Huh |
| It's not new. |
| Remind me again why Iran is being targeted? |
| Two of the most trustworthy people ever |
| Bears are secretly hoping the war continues or worsens. |
| What pictures? |
| Who knew that all we needed was war to get BTC to pump |
| Hello Janitor! |
| You'll be surprised to hear a lot of influencers are under the influence to be able to stream to thousands of people 🫨 |
| Isrl wants that too |
| Everyone likes to ignore this tho. |
| I bought LMT calls last week, so with my luck, they’ll announce and end to the war tomorrow and the entire world will have peace until after my calls expire. |
| A war that’s been going on since fucking the flinstones roamed the earth and coming to a sudden halt because some dude died. 🤦🏻 the Middle East will as far as the extent of the human race can see, will always be in a conflict. You could give each fucking country their own planet and they will still threaten and go to war with each other. I mean it’s really a stupid question if you think about it.. |
| What time is my future released? Can someone let me know how I’m gonna be |
| Yeah...next time reports of military buildup come out i will go all in. Same thing was with venezuela. (Though that was over very quickly) this iran thing looks to get ugly though. |
| Naaaa just ya know Iranians even posting pics of him and shit but fake news bro buy puts lmao |
| qqq and spy down, oil up, bol declaring victory … |
| When someone says the sun rises in the west, you dont really need to refute it |
| In the very, very short term, yes, they are. |
| Well what news network has eyes on the ground right now |
| “I don’t like those apples Will!” It’s Hunting season! |
| Denial is a river in Egypt |
| Yeah. That’s what I was worried about. |
| I don't think a military needs that shit. Additionally the videos posted online look like they hit the civilian area(public), not the tower's I believe... |
| Khmenei pops out of rubble in Iron Man suit. “OH FUCK!!” |
| I mean it seems pretty clear that Khamenei, the Defense Minister, head of their Security Council, head of the IRGC, and so many more are dead |
| Next level wishful thinking. |
| Yeah totally dude. Mission accomplished amirite? |
| Nothing more stable than a power vacuum. |
| Like someone else already said, even if he's dead the missiles are still flying, man. |
| Mission accomplished 🥳 peace at last forever and forever and forever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| No dumbass.\n\nI vote, donate a lot of money and volunteer. I hate him. What else do you actually recommend I do?\n\nBut I'm not so emotionally fragile I can't separate out my personal beliefs from what's going to happen to markets. What is the point of purposely losing money?\n\nI vote with my conscience but going to be rational with my family's future and wallet. |
| So you’re telling me Iran just let their leader sit in the one place the west knew he’d be? Highly regarded and hard to believe |
| Are we gonna see market collapse comes Monday? |
| 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 |
| They will draft a strongly worded letter. But first they need to establish a committee to write that letter. So they will need an emergency vote to figure out who will be on that committee. |
| From the Closet to the Palace... |
| bull puff puff passing copium while tella veev getting pounded |
| Interesting you didn't refute any of the pedo allegations with Epstein, wanting to date his own daughter, walking into girls dressing rooms at his pageants, grabbing women by the private parts. |
| what is it 1992? |
| Sorry you don't like my answer, but the truth is the truth. Next. |
| So they only confirmations we have that this guy is dead is from netyahoo and mangoo? No other news network? |
| Oil Vix will spillover to the Vix, and market will start to price in chaos/ power vacuum at the Strait of Hormuz. So, Vix up / markets down on Monday, then fade the news. |
| Is $amzn cooked |
| Usually the morning after |
| Stock always go up- rule 34+35=#69 |
| Watch some oil tankers burn in the coming days. |
| I think there was some kind of a deal beforehand with the rest of the regime and who wasn’t killed, will probably take US money enough for a century of the family and still be in the new regime somehow. I think there won’t be any drastic escalations after a few days of retaliation and market will probably boom. Oil is sell the news probably. |
| WSB broke the bombing in Iran a full 10 mins before mainstream news picked it up |
| They better have someone loyal in the current admin to take over.\n\nOtherwise it means boots on the ground to form an intermittent "government" before "elections" can be made.\n\nSince mango said American lives will be lost, it probably means boots on the ground. |
| I hope you get the job! |
| That depends on how the next potential living successor feels about:\n\n 1. Selling oil in US dollars vs any other currency \n\n2. Selling oil to the west vs. east/China \n\nBombing will continue until they pick the correct answers |
| Sorry you don't like my answer, but the truth is the truth. Next. |
| Theres nothing I hate more than put holders trying to fearmonger about a war that was supposed to happen for 6 months now. The more people you see fear mongering the more green we are gonna open on Monday. The changes happen before the conflict not during it. We have been in a bear market for months now. |
| Bitcoin literally up 1.5% and crypto bros celebrating like they've won the lottery. You know the cope is at high levels now. |
| Yep, who gives a shit about all the people who are dead or about to die, right? As long as we make money that’s all we care about.\n\nAll this does is create more uncertainty. You really think that 86 year old fuck made any strategic decisions? He is just a facade to them. All this does is increase uncertainty. |
| Correct me if I'm wrong. Bond rates go down, when there is demand. People move from the market into bonds to cover their asses in a shitstorm. Those bond rates are dropping. |
| It doesn't know it's trained, unless that exists in the prompt or in the training data. It doesn't have memory. It doesn't have awareness or the sense something is wrong. You can train it with fake data to believe humans have 4 legs and chicken wings, and it wouldn't blink an eye. |
| How many billionaires have 34 felonies and rape charges, accused of child molestations, and have 38,000 mentions in the Epstein files? |
| She’s a 10 but her lips don’t grip |
| Buying calls on zoom |
| Once again, obvious. They want Egypt too. |
| Last janitor standing… |
| Everyone acting like 6k is nothing to make on a trade lol.. bunch of warren buffets around here |
| He was really good in wonder man |
| 100%. Clearly not a business transaction because of the asymmetry, leverage, and debt load. Baby Larry and his daddy be gargling little orange balls |
| If I'm being honest, I didn't read the article and have no idea who actually got smoked\n\nThe market will tell me if it was a good or bad thing\n\n# 🇺🇸🫡 |
| Imagine if Russia traded a nuke to Iran for all of those Shaheds.\n\nImagine the regime has nothing left to lose.\n |
| Wait and see |
| They are using drones from AVAV, they will burn through them and place an even bigger order if the operation succeeds. |
| Turkey is next on the menu. |
| You can't have a war go into market hours, it would hurt his friends. |
| what was your biggest "LOL I ain't buyin that shit" only for it to moon moment you've had |
| Go cry about it flamingo boy. Look at what they’re unveiling in Fulton county GA rn and find some way to twist it to your narrative. \n\nSPY is rebalancing due to folks realizing there’s more to the world than Ai. Look at earnings. |
| “Designated Cleaner,” they will call it. |
| Any betting sites backing this ? |
| No country is run by just the face-man. |
| Bullish on NFLX, they’ve already released the miniseries. |
| The three words every man most wants to hear: "Nice cock bro" |
| its like you having sex but nut even before entering you ding dong . thid is good because no stress about lady being pregnant afterwards |
| Iran supreme leader killed holy fuck |
| Pretty sure it will risk off. Stocks will dip like 1 or 2%. |
| Yes, that is in fact true. Shape of the vajay follows orientation of sunlight on moon (shape of half moon) in any geographical area. You’re welcome |
| Iran is very different from Iraq or Afghanistan, Persia has been around for thousands of years and has had something like 6 governments overthrown in their history (the last being the Shah). It wasn't cobbled together following WWII like the others.\n\nThey won't be able to affectively strike back. I think they will hunker down and try to hold onto power.\n\nThey will certainly be destabilized. It might just become a civil war if the populace rises up similar to Syria. |
| israel already set their eye on turkey\n\n>Speaking about Turkey, Bennett warned that “a new Turkish threat is emerging" and declared that “Turkey is the new Iran.\n\nBennet is a former Prime Minister of Israel\n\nhttps://www.israelnationalnews.com/news/422561 |
| Anduril |
| Probably going to be the shortest world war in history |
| well Trump doesn't fuck his nephew (as far as I know), so I think he's safe. |
| /wsb is the most trusted name in news now... is the world really that EFF'd? |
| Bruhs I was taught to learn to eat a banana with yogurt |
| !RemindMe 6 months\n\nI get it. I'm just not stupid enough to think it will be disrupted.\n\nJust watch, I'm going to laugh at your dumb ass. Go load up puts and panic sell it'll be delicious retard. |
| I'm doing great. I'll make sure I forward your message Monday when you're throwing a temper tantrum on your timeline begging for rope. |
| Interesting you didnt refute the grooming allegation 🤔 |
| Don’t be that person whose death causes the market to go up lmao |
| sometimes "removing" a leader is enough to make the regime fall / people fight for a change\n\nthey have higher chance now\n\nimo nothing will change, it will be like venezuela, someone will just make deal with taco |
| Do you people think he is attached to the plane or something? They always move it during missile threats. He isn't on it. |
| If Soviets had killed Hitler, would it have been ethical? |
| Weekend Oil up 6%. BOOM |
| I’m not saying most of the population shares his ideology. I’m saying the people who control the institutions and the weapons are the ones that matter in this situation. Public opinion and actual power aren’t the same thing.\n\nA majority not supporting him doesn’t automatically change anything. In a lot of countries, power isn’t decided by consensus, it’s decided by whoever controls the state machinery. |
| What in the actual fuck is this |
| PEACE YOU GUYS |
| Well bitcoin is right around where it is before the strikes happened, no major crash, \n\ncould indicator of how monday could be |
| He’s gotta show himself to prove he’s alive and the moment he reveals his location he gets blown up in that moment. As good as dead. |
| Maybe, there isn't much clarity yet on who's actually been killed though |
| Lmao that's my point you retard.\n\n88 clerics already were prepared to replace the 86 year old fart dumbass.\n\nExcept this time they'll pick someone that will listen like Delcy Rodriguez. Else get the hose again. |
| Corn is pumping, correction/recession is over bears |
| If you have stocks, your great in a month. If you have calls expiring this week you may be fuk |
| We gone 🌮 before Tuesday, aren’t we? |
| no, this sub is ruined. ever since gamestop there are people in here who i imagine own books. |
| NBC to the moon |
| Been listening to the pharcyde since like 1992 |
| Spy 700 imminent |
| Okay and after they kill those |
| The supporter of the pedo who wants to date his own daughter talking about grooming. No wonder he said his supporters are dumb. 🤣 |
| https://preview.redd.it/g3pbq4gb9bmg1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a95f359ac53ef94c6cc0e7d0e6533738f0a1223 |
| You really need to spend some time and understand stock market doesnt care about bad things happening but bad things happening without warning. This was known for a very long time. The drawdowns we have seen were caused by this uncertainty and now that the unknown is in broad daylight its not scary anymore. |
| Bears literally shitting themselves looking at bitcoin and the news tonight LMAO |
| War is over. That's bullish on non safe heaven assets |
| Paying for ChatGPT is a business deduction. Money earned to pay for ChatGPT is tax free. Meanwhile when they hire someone the money they pay them they have to pay payroll taxes |
| STNG is going to open 100 on monday |
| so monday crash cancelled? |
| That’s great and all but how does this affect my stocks legacy ADBE MSFT GOOG NVDA UNH etc |
| Ethics are basically just opinions |
| Corn about to cumrocket |
| Iran NUCLEAR stuff? \nOKLO / SMR calls? |
| Apparently flying on American airlines commuter jet like regular folks.....https://apnews.com/article/biden-commercial-flight-reagan-airport-fog-delay-25760a27cab9d4b593583681648d1819 |
| And an entire new generation of IRGC for our grandchildren to deal with. |
| Runways can be repaired in hours, computers and radar equipment not so much. |
| Absolutely this |
| Meanwhile in America: War-How To Profit |
| "From moppin' floors to settlin' wars, this janitor has big shoes to fill" |
| This dude starting ruling at 40 and ruled for 46 years😳😳 and here we are-gooning and gambling well into our fifties |
| You ought to understand it changes absolutely nothing.\nMarket up Monday and Tuesday.\nWednesday pullback\nThursday and Friday Up.\n\nSave this. |
| iran is winning the "killing for piece" of this front of the broader war.\n\nyou see, they started to taking sound pollution REALLY seriously a couple months ago. to get noisy protestors off the streets so kids could sleep, they killed 40k protestors.\n\nsome are calling it a miracle in noise pollution control. huge public health advancement. |
| Can't have a conversation with you guys |
| My dude he's like the fucking Pope he's not fucking Mohammed reincarnated of course there are other old farts lined up to be the next ayatollah. |
| Bitcoin is traded over weekend and it went from red to green. If this can be somewhat of a tell. \nBut could also be a wild day, open extremely green or red, then turn around. |
| I’d go with oil related companies. Find the smallest cap oil company you can and go full regard |
| they gain time, which is the most valuable thing they have right now because it's extremely limited |
| Leader dead, war all but over, yeah that’ll be negative lol |
| bears coping so hard they are pondering the ethics of blowing up a countries leader |
| claude AI then proceeded to invade the US |
| Thanks that gave me a laugh. See you in the next life bro |
| The Ayatollah is ☠️ ☠️ ☠️ |
| Huh? |
| This got me |
| Reminds of Under Siege, only it was a cook, not a janitor. |
| Market up. America and Israel win. Short war. |
| At best, we are in the market will go sideways for some time phase. |
| Well what happens when half of JFK’s cabinet and all the Congressional leadership, military leadership, and intelligence leadership gets taken out? \n\nThats Iran rn |
| naw its as plausable as your statement but I like to story tell sometimes 🙂 |
| Yall are zealots who will support his dictatorship as long as it triggers the libs. I don’t give a shit about some sand box miles away: I give a shit about a demented dotard that wants to dissolve the elections be president for life and has a knack for bankrupting every thing he touches cause he’s currently the fondling the government I exist in. Sleepy would have had spy at 800 in his sleep |
| market priced in this as long and bad war\n\nturns out it could be short and not as disruptive, so no one would be scared anymore\n\nor rather, less scared of a bubble |
| Why the hell they wasting missiles at an international airport? At least aim for the runways so the US can't use them🤌🤔 |
| Please tell me how im wrong instead? If the people of iran are celebrating (which they are) surely thats the right side to be on? |
| So brave. I award you 3 virtue signal points. You can pick them up at the local trans friendly daycare grooming center. |
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| extrajudicial murder is rapidly becoming our chief export |
| 🥭 probably: "I moved on him actually. You know, he was down on Aladeen beach. I moved on him, and I failed. I'll admit it. I did try and fuck him up though - and when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything" |
| Buttcoin is fucking retarded. |
| Is it true that iranian pussy is sideways |
| More developed pelvic floor muscles due to kegels or just the constant dick blasting. |
| In the US it's mainly one guy, for right now. |
| Lol, who wants to stand up and be next?! |
| I'm honestly just wondering what ethics means in these new found modern times.\n\n\nIs it a new type of rice bowl? |
| Everyone posting here that they are confused suggests less uncertainty to you? |
| While there are many angles to this deal, AT&T has had a horrible C team in place for eons. They should be flushed. |
| Bro lives in Mississippi |
| you seem to struggle with the idea that supply chain disruptions increase prices\n\nwe aren't arguing long term effects, we are arguing what is going to happen to the market on Monday, or have you forgotten which sub you are on and instead think you are on r/investing |
| Just test drove the rs3 and the s5 and it made me feel old. Rs3 felt like a kids go kart. No thanks |
| Yes so only his family can profit from the bushit he does |
| hyperliquid |
| SPY 710 would financially ruin me. therefore it'll probably happen. |
| Really? Because gold hit a high of $1000 before the 2008 crash and dumped to $700. |
| Great question. There will be some chaos trying to disrupt that shit. Dunno about the gestapos. But over |
| bb-but they were the best bombs in the world, big beautiful bombs! |
| Keep sending the bombs |
| I'm thinking the only reason it hasn't hit yet is because we haven't killed any supreme leaders lately. |
| I mean they kinda did……..but I forgot that this is the Middle East where if one guy survives out of a hundred then that means “you win”.\n\nDoesn’t really seem like it……this seems like Russia levels of cope\n\nWe took out several guys in line and the IRGC is panicking to find someone to replace him against their Constitution |
| What ticker moves the most tomorrow for calls/ puts, and it has to be after 930 est. |
| If it was true he would have come out to mock US like the last time we claimed he was assassinated 7 years ago, so far there's 0 official statements from Khamenei after US bombed his family complex 30 times in a row. |
| The Iran attacks in 2024 caused a massive red to the stock market. Same will happen again on Monday and when Iran launches strikes for revenge. We’ll be in the red unless a few of you remember which ones turned green during that period |
| You’re an entry role |
| Venezuela still has literally the same regime. \n\n\nIran still sending missiles. \n\n\nChina has layers upon layers of beuracracy. |
| what's the law anyway\n\n\- taco |
| If you believe anything Israel says, you are a damm-fool \n\n |
| Short term bullish, long term fucked. If it all worked out, Trump will feel confident he can keep bullying and blackmailing other countries with the US military until he picks a fight with country that puts a longer fight that drags the US into a protracted war. |
| RemindMe! 3 days “check ticker for autism” |
| Peace is good for business. - Rule #35 |
| This is the true definition of FAFO. |
| This cracked me up! Also true 🙈 |
| You don’t see a lot of retarded billionaires, do you |
| bears hoping for death |
| ITA to make contact with a new civilization in other galaxy on Monday. |
| Israel loves killing innocents, they struggle when they fight against anyone who is not child |
| So…. youatollah? |
| What allies does Iran have left? Assad is out in Syria. Hezbollah put out a press release and that's it. There aren't any allies left with any sort of firepower to even remotely discourage further US/Israeli action.\n\n\nWe just need to not put boots on the ground or this turns into a huge nightmare. As for Monday in the market, we gotta see what shakes out Sunday. If this is as clean as possible, monday should bounce higher all else equal. |
| The chances of exiting this conflict with regime change and no insurgency is nearly zero. Iran would be a mess for years. It would have an impact on oil markets (short and longterm) especially if they close the Strait of Hormuz. Something like 14 million barrels go through the straight daily. |
| Well the reason is in this thread, half of them have negative alpha |
| >. 15 MES is a half million dollar NAV on a 3800 dollar account. Surprised he lasted 200 round trips frankly.\n\nCare to explain like I am 5 eating crayons? |
| Another dickhead always rises |
| ***THE BASTARD IS DEAD!!!*** |
| Possible but don’t see much to gain by pretending he’s alive, \n\nguess is Israel saw pictures of him injured in rubble, but he survived with severe injuries |
| Thanks for proving republic*nts can't defend their choice to support the pedo who wants to date his own daughter. |
| you realize that most of the country doesn't share his ideology, right? |
| Khamenei is dead. Mission accomplished.\n\nIran can try a dick measuring contest for a bit but they'll give up soon. This will be a couple weeks and that's it. |
| i couldnt find anything on this. explain? |
| I literally told her ayatollah would be dead this morning but she didn’t believe it |
| Oh yeah the elephants in the room |
| Believe it or not, calls. That makes 3 for 3 on the elimination of people who didn't pay. Which begs the question, who is up for next month? |
| Why wouldn't it be bullish it's over before even started good spy likes that |
| Is it ethical to murder the leader of a sovereign nation? You know, rule of law, humanitarian rights, Christianity, etc? |
| Probably, because he knows it makes the market drop like dead fish due to risk. Does it on weekend to hope it is over by Monday so he doesn't look stupid. |
| Can’t remember if Dick Cheney is still alive or not. Don’t care to google him. But that school will need to be rebuilt so let’s get Iran open to bids. There’s money to be made fellas. |
| Sure sport |
| New Supreme Leader: Kim Kardashian |
| Negative P/E on hyperscalers because price will go negative, and we pay more each time for holding the stocks as earnings increase. Meanwhile, Walmart cracks P/E 69 in “flight to safety” as fears of AI bubble escalate |
| They dropped a bunker buster on my puts |
| Hit military and key locations…a single Nimitz or Ford carrier is a larger “Air Force” than 80% of countries have. Anywhere from 75-90 aircraft, a shit ton of ordinance and explosives for those aircraft, and entire support fleet of submarines, destroyers, and other ships to protect the carrier…and able to stay out indefinitely due to nuclear power and have means to restock food and weapons.\n\nI’m clueless on Irans military and key installations…but for most countries…there’s enough on a single carrier to do it twice.\n\nNo issue if you’re on the other side of town from the military base, different story if you live real close.\n\nAlso, do you think the current US leadership gives a damn about doing everything to minimize civilian death at the expense of reducing operational and military efficiency? They will do what is reasonable to minimize civilian casualties…but they wouldn’t blink if a bombing run could take out a key location with a couple hundred civilians affected. |
| I hope Eu won’t approve it and the ellisons have to pay the breakup fee, and then I hope Netflix lowers their offer |
| If this keeps up Israel has already targeted the janitor at 5345 |
| If they trust Bitcoin to tell them what the market is going to do when the institutions are back on Monday they deserve to lose money |
| Yes |
| phew |
| What did the war change? Nothing. What will his death change? Nothing. It does not affect anything. It's just another Friday... |
| They're at revolution stages, the people of Iran can take it from here |
| Send Nudes, not Nukes |
| I have puts, so market will hit an All Time High |
| "we bombed these children in the name of peace" |
| triple down… |
| People also bought the dip friday as well and february has been a sell off for stocks |
| Over/under on orange ped taking over midterms and sending gestapo to polls |
| From what I can tell neutral to bullish. How long can they really keep the straight closed with the amount of naval power over there? That would be the only bearish risk. Extended conflicts, obstacles, what regime all those things that could play out in the coming weeks? Too hard to tell right now but at this point, I don't think the Monday open is going to be anything to get very worried about |
| You all loved ISIS so much, get ready for ISIS 2 |
| Sure |
| Historically, the market doesn't actually fear the war - it fears the not knowing. \n\nLook at Operation Desert Storm (1991). The S&P 500 bottomed the day before the air campaign started because the uncertainty of 'will they/won't they' was finally over. Once the strikes began and it looked like a quick victory, the S&P ripped +18.3% in the following months while Oil ($WTI) absolutely cratered -31%. |
| That would make for a great sitcom on NBC |
| If you have to ask you know the answer |
| Nah, we just hate him because he's a retard and a pedo |
| Less uncertainty |
| Anybody who thinks this is irrelevant is irrelevant.And a regard |
| It would be humiliating (their pov) for them to de-escalate after their leader got killed. Iran is trying to come up with good PR during the chaos. |
| Stay and cuck instead |
| Who was basically dead anyways from massive kidney failure. |
| John C. Falafel. Was a mistake tho, lucky shot |
| When they took Maduro they already had a deal in place with his VP that she would play ball. Theres no way they dont have factions in Iran the US will back to take over. |
| It’s one of my favorite books. I hope you enjoy it. |
| Missiles are still flying dude. |
| “Fair question” lmao\n\nREEEEEEEGARD |
| No way lmao |
| Can someone explain why this is bullish? Seems like based on bitcoin we rally come Monday, but thought this was gonna be a negative? |
| Girls with higher body counts are grippier AMA |
| I feel bad for the fishes |
| Those were some times, weren't they? |
| The Islamic republic is one thing, obeying that madman’s death wish is another |
| Take out the Austrian painter and you have a good chance of winning. |
| BREAKING: In response to their supreme leader and most of their military senior officials dead from the missile bombardment, Iran has elected the vindictive Claude AI to take over as supreme leader. |
| I like your username, that book is on my list to read |
| You are definitely that |
| Imagine if the janitor actually takes over |
| https://preview.redd.it/a4arp7ss7bmg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b6c4a5339f041df2b3f9a12c40b28b45f6d2c0\n\nLast year when trump bombed the Iranian nuclear sites, was similar. He did it after market hours and almost immediately confirmed target hit. Leading to a rallying market the following Monday. With multiple target being confirmed killed immediately after and now reports coming out about Russia respecting ukraines state lines and accepts US securities, I am a firm believer we may see a rallying market Monday. This isn’t DD doesn’t make it true but I’m going to stick to this thesis as history repeats itself often. Good luck boys |
| Do you mean Bahrain? |
| Backed by fire and blood. Bullish Pltr |
| Who invented Falafel? |
| Serious question guys, should I break up with my fiance and go hoka and blows til I'm dieded or should stay and master**te |
| Trump: proof or ban |
| Barron probably got oil calls after daddy told him about iran strikes. Fuckers are crooks. |
| Might be true if we were a communist dictatorship or an extreme Islamic regime. Since our government is structured differently, the US would keep moving. It's different when there is a Supreme Leader. Trump thinks he is a Supreme Leader, but he isn't actually a Supreme Leader. Big difference. |
| Agreed it will take ground forces but I don’t think Trump as any appetite for that |
| Which is a fair question! The UI is either wrong in the web interface, or the mobile app. Literally gets categorized differently depending on the interface. That obv was not a question about the underlying assets. |
| LOL. If they see him as a martyr and this reason to build a nuclear program, the war has just begun. |
| Watchinf Ironman 3 again for my boy Mandarin. Felt right. |
| When’s the last time you heard of al qaeda doing something? |
| Ayatolld-ya this would be a quick operation and ber fukt. |
| And WHAT is Joe Biden doing about this? Golfing no doubt |
| They used to be a democracy until we coup them in the 50s. |
| SPY: “I don’t want peace… I WANT PROBLEMS, ALWAYS” |
| Does mango plan strikes on weekends on purpose ? |
| I'm sure being mass executed does have an affect on memory. |
| I'm not that but that's better than supporting the pedo who wants to date his own daughter! |
| Calls |
| Does iran usually quickly admit the dead of their leaders? Former presidnet, etc. ? Anyone remembers? |
| Nathan Yahoo going to get a "peace" prize out of this |
| Trump needs those teens! |
| Khamenei dead. Opec tommorrow. Though bomngs continue and Hormux is “closed”\n\nWeekend oil went from 12% to 6%\n\nChat are my USO calls cooked? |
| well played… |
| Weekend at Ayatollah's video will drop soon |
| Does OP really think this? \n\nTaking out the main leader doesn’t automatically end a war lol. Wars driven by ideology aren’t built around one personality, they’re built around an entire belief system, a network, and a structure. When it’s driven by belief, someone else almost always steps in. Removing one figure might be symbolic or even strategically significant, but it doesn’t erase the worldview or the institutions behind it.\n\nSo conflicts like this don’t usually end just because one person is taken out. They end when the power dynamics and motivations behind them actually shift. |
| Yup, gonna fix NK, china,Turkmenistan, Russia, Belarus and they're gonna get the peds in the WH too! |
| Depends. If escalation red, if not green |
| Close to arm pit. Try to dig, use tongue. Thx |
| are you all authoritarian followers or do any of you have a brain? |
| Personally as someone who has an RTX call open, I intend to sell it in the first hour of Monday market after the initial shrek candle or two I expect. \n\nI may open a new one later if there's a dip and news says the campaign will sustain because we will need to build more missiles, but that will be decided based on what's going on. Don't FOMO. Remember the saying, buy the rumor and sell the news. If you're buying the news, you are exit liquidity |
| >\> If Iran wants to close the straight it will be difficult to stop them\n\nWith conventional ROE yes, absolutely...\n\n\#1 If you are willing to go scorched earth and absolutely glass everything on the Iranian side of the straight without any regard for collateral whatsoever, then it is doable.\n\n\#2 If you are willing to put boots on the ground then the US could establish + hold a beachhead the length of the straight. |
| Yep! If you question US as not a free world, try traveling around the world to see how it is. I just came back from an international trip and am so thankful for what we get here in the west. One can always complain and be a cynic about what’s not here, but making it better is a different conversation. Doesn’t start by criticizing. |
| Has that ever stopped anyone? Suicide bombers line up to take out a market. Zealots are just like that |
| Start with Israel |
| If trump dies i am lying down on the floor and never getting back up. |
| Research the Iraq war and how long USA was there after the death of saddam. We just entered another 30 year war that will lead to worse issues globally |
| I think we'll open green and try to push higher then fade slowly because of high PPI. |
| She’s already moved on, sorry 😯 |
| Very unlikely, but you'll have UBI and be unemployed by 50. |
| SPY $700 this week 🇺🇸 |
| If 🥭 is serious about regime change they’ll need boots on the ground. And even if they don’t put boots on the ground the Iranians could do a lot of damage to naval vessels and bases in the area. 🥭 has also talked about American lives being lost as a result of this operation but that it would be necessary. That suggests there could be boots on the ground. With 🥭 though anything could change at any given moment. |
| Bullish for my UNH? |
| Bomb them into a democracy |
| White people haven’t killed enough brown people to yet satisfy their bloodlust. War continues. |
| Does she miss me ? |
| They are so fast, can’t beat that |
| where is the clitoris |
| They all got dunked on bro. Shit's gonna rip harder than a post Taco Bell fart |
| The Cola Wars |
| No the dragon killed the chair because of the patriarchy |
| Mouf do what mouf does 🔮 Next question plz |
| Won't the situation become more like Libya and Iraq after being liberated by the US? One is a war torn country with an open slave market with its people trying to escape to Europe, and with one crumbling government that could not hold the rest of the country securely |
| yeah, theyre going to liberate Cuba and Nicaragua next, right? |
| Aren’t all presidents? |
| So he is right lol |
| IG means literally nothing. I am bullish for this week tho |
| Bought 30K on Thursday in an international index fund as well, not sure how that will play out though but we'll see\n\n |
| Iran Denies Trump’s Claim That Khamenei Has Died, Fars Says\n\nFars Cites People Close to Iran Supreme Leader’s Office |
| I'm ok with those things as long as the Dow is at 50k |
| You might not be around when you are 70 |
| This post is transgender for everybody |
| “if there was not much resistance from whoever is left going forward and the ‘war’ was essentially over” \n\nEven as a hypothetical this is a joke lol |
| Drill baby 🥵🥵🥵 |
| Not as dead as Khamenei to be fair |
| It's called regime change |
| Yeah like, try me hoe. Let's speed this up a little |
| >There's no indication that the war is over\n\nTrump said; \n\n“The bombings will continue until there is Peace in the Middle East”. \n\n(Reminds me of “The beatings will continue until morale improves”!) |
| 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸Thank you for your attention to this matter, retards🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 |
| Or L3harris. Or Huntington Ingalls. Or Howmet. |
| Ay this guy might be onto something |
| Someone is paying someone else I doge for some amount of corruption |
| Oh, look - other Arab countries are now joining the coalition against Iran. \n\nMore of your thoughts please 🤡 |
| “free world.” yuh. |
| What do you consider the "normal news cycle" because shit like this feels normal to me now and I'm almost 40. |
| Yes! Most likely. Projections are saying it will be paid at a reduced rate tho. So not 100% of today but more like 70%. Still betting than noting |
| Some Iranians protested Mahsa Amini 4 years ago. Then they forgot about her. |
| LMAO you are so funny |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Bro did 4th grade math and called it a strategy |
| I told her about ayatollah |
| What's everyone's thoughts for Monday? We see another red open that trades flat all day? |
| It won’t be over. What would the US do if the situation was reversed? |
| what dat mouf do? |
| Its about leadership not about anyone being stupid |
| khamenei is sleeping with the fishes |
| Tourism in Dubai is probably dead for a long time. |
| That and a bunch of geriatrics walking around |
| Watching IG. It was down 1% this morning. Already back to 0. |
| 🥭 got calls in the entire defense sector, he ain't bringing the surplus of missiles back home so Iranians will just have to eat missiles for a week |
| puts are not gonna print either\n\ncalls at open might be a good bet if war pretty much ends here |
| GIGA BOOOLISH |
| Look at BTC as a proxy, it’s well above Friday’s close- pretty indicative. |
| As a degenerate trader, compulsory news reader, military non-commissioned officer with zero combat experience and having spent 5 vacation weeks in the middle east; I will answer any questions you’d like. Hit me with your hardest and most impossible questions to answer.\n\n🚨 |
| Yes |
| I hate him because he’s a con man and a narcissist |
| The key is to take over and make sure nobody who has been in the ruling party can ever work again, which will definitely never lead to an insurgency |
| We can only hope that our leader is never killed, because according to WSB that means everyone else in the country is suddenly incapacitated, the military simply gives up and will not fight back, and the chain of command decides they had a good run and folds. |
| I was under the impression the whole government aside from the president and aragachi had been glassed? Unless the janitor was somewhere in the succession line I’d say they’re cooked |
| dogecoin is catching a bid. It's over |
| Not really. I feel like this site knows it's a joke. |
| Removing just 1 dickhead can overthrow an entire regime that has been dictating the lives of millions for decades. It's just so fucking sad in a way. |
| News is too late to place bids. You buy the rumor, sell when the news hits |
| Naming a successor and getting one in power are completely different \n\n\nThis is extremely bullish for the market. Less uncertainty translates to less volatility. This is pretty much shut and done |
| The Enforcer YouTube stream coverage |
| Yes, same as when Castro died and the Cuban regime disappeared… wait |
| I hope they all start abandoning the regime but these people are very dedicated to the islamic republic. It's hard to say whether this will deter them. |
| Our there being a boss bitch |
| khamenei is better than NVO leadership |
| And the strait is closed. All wrong now. |
| You forgot Iranian children but yeah pretty much on the nose |
| Doesn’t matter PRICED in |
| Greenland |
| Sounds like damn near all the contingency plan was in the compound with him |
| Spy was already down 0.4% after the close Friday, now missiles are flying everywhere, and you regards think your calls are going to open profitable? |
| Operation Sick Theta Burn |
| i’m not surprised, but realistically would you think it’s a bad idea to still get in on monday open ? i mean there’s gotta be more low level traders looking to get in now and later into this week to hold those contracts long enough for me to get out 2-3 days after initial buy no ? maybe sounds like a dumb question lol i’m fairly new to options and just looking for genuine input |
| And yet it is currently open |
| Or, this person accusing him doesn't know what they're talking about. |
| WSB is the new Signal group |
| https://preview.redd.it/xiqh1byc7bmg1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b479372132a1fe16c0da972fa9a660b31678788e\n\nIran is weeks away from nuclear weapons guys since 1995. Trump is so easy to manipulate. He got him last year and this year. |
| Im not that old but it seems to me that the US has forgotten how to make a regime change. It startet with Bush Jun and his endless ground wars and finished with Trumps illusion of world changing air strikes. All that long work CIA did in south amerika before the big bang, didn’t happen in Iran. This regime is waiting/preparing for an massive assault for the last 20 years. The Revolution Guard is no palace troop but a well equipped force with tight connections in every iranian neighborhood and to foreign guerilla troops. They made a 4 level succession plan so even if the first row is killed there are 3more rows that can succeed without inner dispute. Their military equipment is well sleeping in massive bunkers under iranian mountains with underearth rocket ramps protected from everything except bunker buster. Somy guess is that when you don’t see serious streetfights in the capital till sunday evening the once in a generation chance has passed. |
| I just bought LMT calls, this is going to be a good week. |
| It might not be around by the time you're 32. |
| This is not the best time to be a Supreme Leader. Might need to postpone my aspirations for a few months. |
| Thats a fair reaction. Markets care more about whats next than what just happened. If a big name like salesforce sounds weak about the future, the stock usually gets hit hard. |
| If they have managed to decapitate the entire regime in the most predictable attack in the history of attacks… well then… not so much of a regime then. |
| lol no |
| The futures market is currently closed my guy |
| People in US hate on 🥭 bc rasssizzzm but 🇻🇪 celebrating him 🇮🇷 celebrating him - people on the streets carrying 🇺🇸 flags. Happy. Brown people, Muslim people happy and celebrating. |
| Iran has had comparatively quite high levels of demonstrated dissent in power-adjacent circles (compared to other dictatorships like China and Russia), I think that’ll be a significant factor |
| If all I cared about was money and power I’d unquestionably rather have influence over 600k boomers in than 6M gen A, Z, etc. |
| Iran isn't stupid. The guy was 86, they know he could have died any day and have plans in place for that like any country does. America didn't collapse when JFK was shot |
| You misspelled *entire Iranian leadership* |
| Epic fury = extremely pissed |
| Y’all woulda supported hitler if trump killed him. |
| The Strait of Hormuz and line of successors would like a word |
| Will Social Security be around when I'm 70? I'm 31. |
| So futures already flat. Epic Furry priced in? |
| They can't do shit |
| Lefties running point for a regime that killed 10k+ protesters - got it |
| same 100% agree, puts were not the hedge play for this, I got oil as well\n\noil can dump very quickly (as it did last year) so I am dumping monday, but my entry was crazy good from last month got very good price for calls on XOM CVX COP |
| You do know that the leaders of nations are the biggest pussies involved in the war? They aren’t going to stop, just like we wouldn’t stop if someone was attacking us and our leader was taken out. |
| How do you do that from an aircraft carrier without taking out huge portions of the civilian population? |
| Okay but in this very specific instance, the protestors were kind of vocal about inviting Trump to help them take over their country. |
| So SPY +3% Monday? |
| theres no more iran |
| Everyone being so bullish with ww3, means recession 🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸 |
| They can do the Venezuela approach. Claim victory as if Khamenei was the only problem and get a similar deal that they would have gotten anyway but next week with the new guy. \n\nAnd the local people celebrating get fucked again but the US gets some cheap oil + agree to cut out China and Cuba. |
| Pltr |
| Just by calls 🦅🦅🦅 |
| Like most things it goes back to the British. Iran would probably have been friendly if they were allowed to nationalize their oil. |
| Who else gets all their latest world news intel from wsb |
| Yeah, I’m sure they’re all so excited to take the job now |
| Iran doesn’t know yet that their Supreme Leader is powered by ChatGPT |
| market will be down like 800-900 pts monday |
| Sadly I sold my SHEL calls |
| Calls on everything! I'm looking to double up on Monday. I'll either stack up, or I'll be running a 2-for-1 specials on BJs at your nearest Wendy's dumpster |
| Same bro but weekend oil went from 12% to 6% |
| Trump does not care about the windfall, it is the narrative setting power that he can gain by this. It is true that Iran may be further destabilized, but do y'all think he really care? No! This grants him more power to set the narratives. A chaos agent thrives on chaos. Stability is the last thing he would want. |
| Found the limp dick beta cuck |
| Is there a war? Doesn't look like a war. US and Israel blow up a bunch of places in Iran, Iran fires back a bit at Israel and some US bases in the region. This ain't no war. \n\n\nIn conclusion, believe it or not, calls. |
| did you ever have a cat? |
| Could be but so far the strategy under this administration has been a quick strike and then either pray for the locals to finish the job or find a more pliant successor. My guess is the regime survives after suing for peace and accepting a seriously degraded weapons program. |
| PA sucks, but you know what, grinding that hard in Excel built some real skills. you get to work with smart people too, might be a lot of corporate cool aid, but no one is failing upwards because they're someone's son in law or good at making their voice sound important. I didn't meet a single senior or manager who knew less than me. having fever dreams about depreciation tables was awful though. |
| Where is Hillary? |
| Bullish oil? Iran says they are closing the strait of Hormuz |
| There are no BFF in international relations.\n\nEven worse on a region like the Middle East. |
| Yeah duh, that's why the Iraq war was over in 2006! |
| I guess we will see come Monday how the market initially views it. Im willing to bet, and did by buying puts before market close on friday, that we wont see green. Maybe your right though |
| 😭 |
| It is, but I hate to admit it. |
| The billions in gold bars he flew to Russia will be absorbed by them lol\n\nAll his cabinet members get no golden ticket in life without him. Wonder if its too late for them to pledge loyalty to whoever gets installed. |
| Only people sad now are IRGC and Bears |
| Sunday dip, but seems like after this attack USA will stand down and just carry on like it did in Venezuela 😂 |
| Even if the military action itself is quick, there's no guarantee that stabilization of the region, a smooth transition, etc. will be quick. \n\nThe question is about global markets and the global economy, not about whether or not the US could in theory obliterate Iran in a couple of hours, which it of course could. |
| Khamenei is dead. Trump also says we are gonna bomb the shit out of Iran through the week regardless. |
| As if I’m going to listen to someone who was asking if SGOV counts as bond holdings 93 days ago. |
| Gotta load up defense stocks. All the Middle East states will shift from AI and chips to heavy defense systems |
| found the gay guy |
| Ayyyy, thanks for reminder mate! \n\n😵 |
| Chatgpt actually has a great sense of humor. |
| Found the supporter of the P.E.D.O (President & Epstein's Dearest One). |
| This is why I barely bought any spy puts to hedge and just bought oil and gold instead lol |
| Perfect example of the Gambler’s fallacy. Past occurrences don’t affect future outcomes. Bitcoin has zero value outside being a speculative items like a digital beanie baby. You can’t predict something like that with any bit of fundamentals. Especially because they are relying on what, 2 or 3 data points for this? |
| Iran says supreme leader still commanding the field |
| Remember Pelosi already bought SPY 800 calls for 2027 |
| Scroddingers war. |
| 710 is not a meme |
| $RKLB is a defense stock actually 🙏 |
| Yep. War won't end until the US and Israel install their puppet leader. |
| let people enjoy things |
| Would it actually be over though? He is very replaceable. |
| SPY 700 is what's gonna happen soon\n\nthis was a ber catalyst and it will end pumping |
| Calls |
| GTR is very good. It’s a shame there is so much skepticism around paid substacks |
| ULTRA BULLISH ❤️ |
| That's a load-bearing "and" in your question. Iran has a succession plan for their Ayatollahs and a deeply ingrained militarized secret police. He's probably dead but thus isn't over. I'm guessing oil up as the Straits of Hormuz are going to be functionally closed and serious impacts on shipping as the Houthis target retaliation on shipping lanes. |
| Buy the invasion. Works every time. |
| Well theyre closing the Strait. Sooooo we fukd. |
| Can’t tell if y’all are unoriginal gooners who make the same joke or if y’all are bots.\n\nY’all gotta stop joking about Persian girls titties after their country was attacked. Shit is crazy weird.\n\nY’all would’ve been excited to rape the women in a castle after a successful siege. |
| not sure I’d call this a “war” |
| When was the last war started during market hours? |
| The dude was 87. Like they didn’t have a contingency plan set up. |
| Peace is good for business. -Rule 35 |
| +3% day on Monday if Iran leader is dead |
| You think there hasn't been a plan in place for when the Supreme leader of a theocratic government becomes a martyr at the hands of their arch nemesis? It ain't over. |
| Your puts are gone with Aiyotollah |
| Because I’m leveraged to the fucking tits in oil |
| A TV show man is doing this in real life |
| The smart money bought those calls last week and you will be their exit liquidity as they sell the news |
| Ground invasion would be tens of thousands killed or more. This isn’t Iraq 2003 (source: someone with experience in that war and others). Not happening here. But, this is far from over. Expect a lot of people to die without ground invasion too, both within Iran and from proxy terror attacks around the world. |
| what dat mouf do? |
| Thank god we attacked after the Winterlympics ended and stock market was closed. Very meticulous planning |
| orange man may have something to say about that. |
| Silver and Gold gonna rip whether it's over or not Monday |
| I’ll bet they’re pink on the inside like anywhere else |
| Mission Accomplished! |
| I think it’s will either go up, down or sideways. |
| Well say what you want but they are efficient as fuck |
| Very, 🥭 said they're bombing Iran for another week so there'll be fomo that will at least last till Tuesday |
| No ground invasion, this is going to be US's test of Ukraine style conflict.\n\n \nDrones. But I don't think DonJr's company is ready for it, they are so far behind, mind if China shut down the supply chain (batteries), so it's the big 3 and AV. |
| Over? He was 87 and due to die any day. When the fuck is anything in the Middle East ever over? This just cemented another terror attack on us soil, so calls I guess…… |
| A lot of bullishness in here. My puts are so fucking safe. |
| It is the equivalent of hoarders who live among piles of garbage. |
| You can be anything you want to be as long as you have money |
| He was taken out. Confirmed. |
| The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be continuous. Hierarchical society is only possible on the basis of poverty and ignorance. This new version is the past and no different past can ever have existed. In principle the war effort is always planned to keep society on the brink of starvation. The war is waged by the ruling group against its own subjects and its object is not the victory over either Eurasia or East Asia, but to keep the very structure of society intact. |
| Recent developments are 1000% bullish. |
| Idiocy right here but you’re young |
| Here's what I learned about B2B sales after my apartment in Dubai Marina was struck by a Shahed drone |
| Everything will be over by 3 pm tomorrow |
| Trumps a retard, but the dude is quite good at killing people. |
| lol the supreme leader already dead? I don’t believe it |
| You see normally I support toppling regimes, but this one is being toppled by people I hate so therefore I’m inclined to support the regime. |
| To the right, as always. |
| bers r fuk |
| NVO gotta be the worst i've taken it, that pump trapped me like a little bitch |
| War is good for business. -Rule 34 |
| And what good is a successor if they’re out of power |
| so the idea is, the US and whatever allies will fly large, slow troop transport planes into Iran adjacent countries, or directly into Iran, and those planes will just land, and those troops will just enter Iran, and the missiles fired at them will not hit them, and then the full scale ground troop invasion will march right into Tehran? is that it? is that the plan? |
| Bers overnight: US attacks Iran, my puts will print, SPY -50% on Monday, I will get a lambo!\n\nBers after corn dumps just -3%: YEAH YEAH SEE? CORN TO 50k eod, OIL TO 100, GOLD TO 10,000! (yes, some idiot really wrote it was gonna reach 10k soon)\n\nbers wen khamenei confirmed dead: FAKE NEWS BRO, \n\nBERS WHEN DONALD PUMP TRUTHS: MARKET IS STILL RED ON WEEKEND NASDAQ BRO, ITS GONNA CRASH\n\n\---\n\nbers at open on Monday: RIGGED AF, MMs PUMP THIS SHIT TO FUK MY PUTS, WHY MARKET IS CORRUPT |
| How high will LMT open Monday? |
| Did you say Epstein? |
| Futures already back to flat |
| So basically defense spending increases next year. That's bullish af moron.\n\nYou seem to struggle with:\n\n* Short term impact on markets and economy.\n\n* Long term effects.\n\nBut that said, we can easily reopen it with the firepower we have. |
| Annexation of Iran? lol |
| what are we thinking of taking calls on RTX for monday NY open, pretty new to swings but seems like a good time to take a call on a defense/ tech stock after this weekends events |
| Correct, taking out the “one” guy won’t fix the troubled regions or fix all problems. But not taking them out, is stupider option, as these snakes 🐍 will continue to grow and threaten the free world more. |
| Strait closed and we're celebrating because?.....lol |
| I think it's a good day to rewatch Team America. |
| In a ground war Iran could be a problem but this is going to be fought in the air and they are wildly outmatched |
| It's a beautiful country to visit, I wouldn't mind visiting, Persian women are smoking hot |
| Israel is generally not hated by the elites/royals/governments of middle eastern nations that are not aligned with Iran.\n\nThe list of countries with officially normalized relations with Israel is long, and it will get longer over time.\n\nIt's hard to say that one of the motivations for Oct. 7th wasn't to sabotage talks of better diplomatic/economic relationships between Israel & Saudi Arabia. Hamas is a proxy of Iran, and Iran knew that Israel's retaliation would force talks to stop.\n\nOne of Iran's primary missions of its spies, proxies, and propaganda, spies, and proxies has been to prevent Israel normalization through any means necessary. The Iranian regieme only knows how to scapegoat Israel & the US for its problems. The second that the Iranian people see past the scapegoating, the Iranian regieme is toast.\n\nOr was toast. Doesn't seem to really exist anymore.\n\n\_\_\n\nWeaker Iran = weaker Houthis = less ability of Houthis to maintain any sort of blockade. |
| Kim's got nukes - so the west will tread carefully there. Yet again making the case why nation states should pursue nuclear weapons for ultimate safety from america. |
| Files distraction |
| I was a Middle East Crisis expert, but Now I’m not an expert of anything. |
| Can’t believe I missed this sector |
| I hope they install their sentient AI into their robots which will also inevitably turn on them. |
| thanks, appreciate the good discourse |
| Was this really you? |
| So 🥭 says bombs for at least another week. \n\nMonday is going to be interesting |
| Good thing, the writers would have killed your boring ass character off seasons ago |
| This sounds like an ai generated title for a Dr. Seuss book.\n\nThe Market likes profits and earnings per share,\n\nBoard meetings, dividends, quarterly care.\n\nBut Bitcoin’s a rebel with code in its crown,\n\nIt dances alone—even upside down!\n\n\n |
| Could all this just be a distraction to steal the elections? |
| Suck it Khomeini |
| I stand corrected, let’s go with ‘fire came from the gods’. |
| just stop being poor |
| re-opening the straight still costs money you clown, exporters are going to price in higher risk factors even if you claim it by force, you are thinking in binary terms, literally any disruption to the supply chain no matter how small gets passed on to the importer |
| Bullish on ASTS |
| Or green light the complete utter annihilation of the IRG.\n\nWe’ll drop so many bombs, the heat will iturn that entire place into a city of glass |
| See yall at $700 this week! |
| Bitcoin already rebounded |
| Market down |
| They killed 50 top leaders… They definitely got some of them |
| George bush and Obama should get jailed for life if we're going by that metric |
| War is good for the market historically |
| FYI a one way ticket from JFK to Tehran is now as low as $300 |
| I don’t support this as ex military.\n\nBut I also know the destructive capability of a single Nimitz class nuclear aircraft carrier, let alone multiples, and it exceeds the combined military might of Iran, and maybe all of its allies.\n\nI don’t see any scenario where it’s not quick. |
| How does Kohl's make money? All I see is people doing Amazon returns each day than people buying from there |
| District Metals Corp DMX polymetallic super giant will supply large portion of European energy security |
| Exactly - 10 more clerics waiting in line, it’s a regime not a leader. |
| Who else do think took the picture? |
| Idk I just started looking at them Thursday I totally forgot about them. FRO, STNG, DHT there's a couple others. |
| Oh really??????? |
| Wow. I believe you to be highly regarded sir. |
| 100% wrong. lol. |
| You don’t need a country or a government you need a bunch of insurgent groups with a hatred for ships going through there and no reason to stop. So calls on oil . |
| He always go to Greece, you sure about Germany |
| Gold up\n\nBitcoin up\n\nUSD up\n\nMarket down |
| Audit grad thinking of switching from accounts prep |
| That lady he’s mad at that works at Netflix or something. |
| You might be right and I don't necessarily disagree. And the execution may have been poor.\n\n>how could any country be still allied to the US?\n\nI'm just giving reasons for how that question is answered. I think the reasons I listed will be enough for many people to say it wasn't totally without merit to attack. |
| "Your attack on Iran worked"\n\n"No one is talking about the files anymore, Mr. President, plan has worked". |
| There’s also a 99.99% chance Osama bin Laden has a dead too according to Obama and his body was dropped into the deepest part of the sea! |
| All in on AVAV |
| LMAO. Glad I am fire'd |
| Get libs di*k out of your mouth damn lol |
| Attacking leader gets killed? Ok. |
| New highs on Monday. Great day when we kill terrorists. |
| Always and forever ♾️ ♥️ |
| Uh, it's reported we *was just taken out*.\n\nYou got pak-afg in open war & the rus-ukr war escalating. And I think we'll see more chaos in Iran than liberation.\n\n \nCalls, all war companies. heard of no such thing as defense last 12 months. |
| Look at what Cambridge Analytica did to the world with just 6M data points on everybody. \n\nThe eye of fucking Sauron has far more than that. is gonna be some wild shit. We're all going to look up one day and be like why the fuck is this horrifying thing so popular? |
| Insider trading |
| Market gonna be up 2% tmrw is my bold take |
| Netanyahu ran away on his plane to Germany lmao |
| What other stocks like FRO you like? |
| Life ain't a TV show man |
| lol |
| Valid |
| That just sent me down a rabbit hole |
| Yo when you’re 86 years old they already have a plan to replace you. |
| Don’t forget the nukes lol kind f important as we can see |
| Iran already got rolled bro |
| Does Tehran have their own version of Baghdad Bob? |
| What position?\n\n\nBetter get there app in quick because 80% of big 4 auditors will not exist as auditors in 3 years. |
| These hourly event contracts tracking 🌽 are like playing options on the weekend. |
| The war isn’t essentially over. Lmao, holy shit these takes. |
| Every news story is 100% real |
| oh right i forgot redtards really care about the well being of foreigners |
| Have you noticed it?\n\nGrocery stores. Airports. Malls.\n\nPeople look drained. |
| So far they have just condemed the Iran counter, they benefit long term. \n\nBesides, F1 is starting so they have until 4/12 to settle before the Bahrain GP |
| Palantir took out Ayotollah. Bullish |
| Aren't we all in both subs? I laugh at us in both places! |
| This sounds a lot like mod propaganda. Quick check his post history, if he isnt retarded ban him |
| Falafel ai 💀💀 |
| No, you don’t understand. All we gotta do is take out Saddam and the people will welcome us as liberators |
| Because it happened multiple times and they also attacked the US with no consequence. The second time a spy was caught he got under a year worth of house arrest lmao |
| Then he tweets “ jkjk lmaoooo it’s over frfr no cap deadass b… GOOOOFY” |
| Isn't it the opposite? |
| They will do it on Monday. That will cause max pain to US population. Seeing the stock drop is bigger hit than anything they can come up with |
| no different than Elon overpaying for Twitter. it's not about the business it's about controlling the narrative |
| Think of how great this is gonna be for the markets /s. |
| He ded |
| Markets go up guaranteed |
| Gold vs Corn performance on Monday will be very interesting. |
| I wish I had the understanding and knowledge to make a fraction of this kind of money trading. Good for you. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4jizaf3n5bmg1.jpeg?width=1135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06607cfd7cae5f0feae564446aa3cd875d613958 |
| Believe it or not calls |
| Who? |
| BTC now higher than when Iran attack news broke.\n\nWeekend tech only down -0.2%.\n\nBer port gonna be harder to alive than Ayatollah. |
| 🇺🇸 is unstoppable |
| Some country in the Middle East took A shit or sompthin 🥵🥵 |
| Khamenei kills tens of thousands of protestors. \n\nMaduro starves millions of his own people.\n\nBoth gone with no American deaths. \n\nLibtards: “let me explain to you why this is the worst thing in the world” |
| Kinda the opposite. It's a huge country, they. Ant repress 90 million people with no leader |
| just a figurehead |
| Any government works to ensure its survival. Different countries have different options available to reach that goal.\n\nThe US has destabilized, unilaterally attacked and terrorized numerous countries and it is to this day doing so, e.g. Cuba.\n\nIran made compromises for decades. Obama reached a deal; the US exited unilaterally. The US imposed crippling sanctions.\n\nYour take is very American but not balanced or fair. |
| Die |
| Doing a KPMG job application rn. The questions asked are some of the most bullshit, cool aid guzzling, corporate huffing sentences ever string together.\n\n“Would you sell your first born to increase shareholder wealth by 1 cent? Why of course I would”\n\nFuck ass retarded bullshit |
| So can we finally go to Iran to party and meet persian titties? |
| I hope you don't actually believe this. |
| Just buy calls on every s&p 500 company, atleast one of them will be a hit |
| And they all just witnessed what happened to the last guy |
| Panic sell Monday morning. Market rips once regards realize it's over |
| For whom exactly? Not for the small people, it isn't. \n\nRemember economy of Germany after WWs? Economy of Ukraine or Russia? Their stock markets are in the gutters. \n\nPrice of everyday goods is going up thanks to more turmoil. How much more are you ok with spending every month? |
| Give him time. |
| alloytoah knocked 251m away im thirsting im thirsting dead |
| MUH SU**🅱️**PREME LEADER |
| There are (biased) reports of a huge decapitation of the regime with dozens of high ranking officials dead, maybe the sucession is not that clear |
| Alright bring Claude back so we can find out if he’s dead or alive |
| What the fuck does the Ayatollah do? |
| Every Public CEO just got an idea\n\nXYZ, surges over +20% after announcing plans to cut over 40% of their workforce. |
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| "One guy" |
| It’s not over yet:\n\n“The heavy and pinpoint bombing, however, will continue, uninterrupted throughout the week or, as long as necessary to achieve our objective of PEACE THROUGHOUT THE MIDDLE EAST AND, INDEED, THE WORLD!” - trump on truth social |
| That’s so 2022. |
| Emergency meeting at the UN. As if the UN matters anymore. |
| If there's one good faith actor and arbiter of truth, it's Trump. |
| This |
| Somehow the ayatollah returned |
| It’s not proven |
| I have a feeling that Iranians will upload a video of their supreme leader speaking but it will be an obvious deepfake created using DeepSeek or their own fuck ass falafel ai |
| Bullish as Fk. |
| If they got khamanei and enough of the irgc to convince the general populace to openly revolt you'll see a bump. If not it's going to at least dip a bit |
| it's so fuckin funny to click Sort By Top and see the top comments blissfully unaware that shits about to go down on the weekend |
| American drones\* \nFTFY |
| I believe Ghislane Maxwell was also a well known reddit mod for some of those subs. |
| You guys made it sound like bitcoin instantly jumped 2%. Its trading its normal bullshit |
| Just gonna say “AI took my job”\n\n-Guy who was already unemployed |
| There’s a coherent argument that the growth of AI content means that owning the IP rights to legacy/original assets will grow in value. It’s a bet on the value of the IP more than anything else. Unlimited Harry Potter AI slop. Every DC comic book turned into streaming content. What more could you want? |
| Bye O’ tolaahhh |
| hehe me too |
| furries |
| He’d be really upset if he could read |
| Its so joverrr 🇺🇸🦅 |
| War over. We keep going down. Nothing changed. |
| Thank you for NOT paying attention to that ~~Epstein~~ matter. |
| Uhhh debatable |
| its over a girl |
| Current situation \n\nUSA: he might be dead\n\nIsrael: the dude is dead\n\nIran: he is ready for his press conference soon\n\n😂😂 |
| Well, I bought $200k in my vanilla total market index on Friday so that’s terrible news for your theory. |
| Cuba |
| "Whats the US dollar backed by? Hmm???"\n\n*Exhibit Fucking A* |
| Is DED!!!! |
| So the US wars against Iran today. What happens to petroleum stocks in Canada and elsewhere on Monday? |
| The deal won't even be finalized for a while so, yeah, more than five makes sense. I really think the Harry Potter reboot is gonna be a problem. |
| China going squeeze with the REE exports. |
| This is so stupid I love it! |
| That’s completely different to being fed information in advance that the attack was going down this weekend. Which was the whole point of my screenshot. Everyone knew the US had Iran in a chokehold. You’ve missed the point completely. |
| Is Osama dead or what bro |
| Aight iran is done now what’s next on the list |
| Problem is Iran is already done and cooked. US can take out a dude with some bags of crack on a speed boat going 80mph from thousands of miles away. Im not worried about Iran messing with world oil shipping |
| lol you mean up |
| Already priced in. |
| Can I see my port green for one day? Is that too much for asking |
| Putting you on ignore. Bye. |
| "Hey guys, Israel and the US could attack at any moment, so we should have all of the upper officers and leaders meet up in one, prominent and obvious location"\n\nIranian leadership should be made mods of this sub (if they weren't dead) |
| What about drone attacks on shipping? |
| Why are they fighting |
| Venezuela is not even close to Iran in military capacity. Look up Millennium Challenge 2002. |
| The Iranian restaurant I went to was good. Their tea was amazing |
| Is ded or not ded? |
| If Trump confirmed Khamenei is dead then he's dead |
| Imagine not fleeing to an undisclosed bunker location any time the stock market is closed for the weekend |
| They better have made a deal with the next guy in line, like they did in Venezuela. Otherwise this shit will be a total mess for months if not years to come. |
| NEVER FELT SO BULLISH IN MY LIFE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅 |
| yeah I remember getting glasses for the first time at 27 or so and it was HD, but now at 40 it's 4k. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0jfc1qfy4bmg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2518e3b1906e90371362b5fd3f083b869da07f13 |
| They’re expanding into Iran, calls |
| Bitcoin is up |
| If pump sells off by 11am. If dump, pump after 11 am. So nothing burger |
| Market likes certainty |
| Which will quickly recover as we spend an exorbitant amount of money to restock our weapons after leveling Iran. |
| We need to replace the missiles we used up today\n\nBrrr military industrial complex |
| With the big brown mark on his hand it's more like this 🤌🏾. |
| What |
| I just want my stonks to go up without having to go to war... |
| Blow off top |
| Now you can open the Casino |
| So has the Mexican government been successful at wiping out cartels by capturing or killing their leaders?\n\nA new head just pops up, maybe less experienced, but still effective.. |
| Not really. It would just be a response to propaganda and baseless claims |
| It would be ayatorrah |
| Yelling at the mirror again? |
| They also hate Israel but thats beside the point. The golf monarchies wants a stable region and good economy. Not being bombed by Iran and having the strait closed |
| Here we go some volatility |
| Hopefully only way I will make money while holding cash. |
| You’re not wrong, but gold is also 2.5x higher now than it was during any previous spike. We’re in uncharted territory here. |
| To service the debt they are going to need to cut heads, sell one of the lots, pray the cash coming in from cable holds long enough. |
| Did trump kill their leader? NEWS |
| ATH incoming! |
| Trump's ranting and raving and boasting doesn't count. I'm talking real military/intelligence operations being lied about by military/intelligence operatives. \n\nIt doesn't happen in the west where there's a free press and a democracy to punish them based on what the free press says. |
| I love rubios in San Diego |
| Wen 250th state? |
| We could all here kill lots of profit for Chipotle and dominos and make money on puts. \n\nJust get a chipotle burrito with everything extra and walk out after making it. For dominos, just order a pizza online for pickup and never pick it up |
| wtf do people want from NVDA |
| Growing up is stopping sports betting and betting on geopolitical events. |
| 🥭: "You can just do stuff!" |
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| Viciously green |
| News drops that Claude latest model can be president of a dicitatorship as well.\n\n\n\n\nAll mag7 software stocks continue their March to 0.4 p/e.\n\n\nExcept Tesla, +40% followed by CVNA up 30% pre market. |
| They're stock is also HEAVILY tied into OpenAI at the moment, and everyone is walking back their commitments, so Netflix may be able to buy Warner Bros, Oracle, and OpenAI in a few years |
| Oh, that’s going to be claimed for sure 😂 |
| Yeah pretty appalling sub when it comes to this stuff. Shows that there isn't much hope or redemption for the current system we live under. It will all blow up eventually and it will be ugly. |
| Even ending the threat of nukes will a small # of casualties and short 2 week or less operation should be considered a success. |
| Who's the number 2? And what are the odds for him to clock in to work or the grave tomorrow? |
| Israel didn't beat hamas even though they killed the upper leadership multiple times.\n\nIran is a whole different league.\n\nYou don't take out the leadership and then think it's a done deal. If you take out the leadership, then you better have your guy next in line. Otherwise it's meaningless. |
| Wash sale? If you buy again after selling for a loss, the loss gets added to the cost basis |
| rookie error even mentioning you actively trade the stock market, nothing positive can come from that |
| holy sheeeeeeit |
| Can’t travel to Middle East anymore |
| Is there some kind of unwritten agreement to only fire missiles at the weekend?\n\nYes protect stock market |
| https://preview.redd.it/51acxkkl4bmg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08b6ce1367389e1f6d4a862cf996504bae9dac3f\n\nWhat could possibly go wrong? |
| What do you mean war would be essentially over? This isn't a computer game. \n\nMost of the high ranking leadership is dead or about to be dead. Yet still they manage to fire missiles at us.\n\nAccording to recent reports we might achieve air superiority by tomorrow.\n\nBut that doesnt mean the war is over. It just means that we'll be able to bomb them more freely.\n\nThis can be a month long war easily |
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| Iran denying is the propaganda |
| Who cares |
| nice coin +2%, my NQ is gonna moon sunday |
| Just found out today I somehow own Dell shares more expensive than the ATH lmao. How did that happen? |
| Wars used to last a weekends. Now it's just Saturday. |
| The most gullible of fools consider themselves so smart and capable. |
| Sooooooo it’s over |
| Hard to tell, in my opinion it went way too far way too fast this year. Kind of comforting for me, cos I def would’ve sold my position long time ago (in the 50-60 region). I wouldn’t be surprised if we see 50 again, but time will tell. I do not think it will rise because of the current war in Iran, maybe short-term - but I don’t really see that as a cause for anyone to hoard silver |
| would be weird if it didn't follow the four year cycle, as the prophets hath spoken |
| Mission Accomplished! |
| So mango gets maduro and Khamenei with 0 American casualties, libtards in shambles |
| Not if they set the oil fields on fire again. Gas prices sucked for a long time because of that. |
| DEI moment . We corporate compliant |
| Agreed. They need to merge it next with Sinclair or Nexstar. The necessary scale to compete is astronomical. |
| I wish we had a Supreme Leader \n\n"President" is so ghey |
| good timing, hitch your wagon onto the most regarded war since the last one on the very same day. |
| Harder to access alcohol? There's multiple bars in the building alone lol |
| Kebab prices reported to surge 100x as new store of value |
| Could very work actually. That's what the decapitation operation is all about and it has worked many times in the past. Worked in venezuela too even tho they didn't end up killing Maduro, same result. |
| If Iranian girls went globally on OF, they could singlehandedly revive the Rial. |
| 📉 |
| „Ayatollah dead, just as i predicted lmao 🤌🏻“\n\n-POTUS |
| Well....Al Qaeda stopped functioning after Bin Laden was killed, right? Right? And ever since El Chapo got arrested, all drug flow has been eliminated to the U.S, right? Everything is looking like a green monday |
| Go to Israel sub, they are so conflicted about loving mango |
| How we doing? |
| Mission accomplished!! |
| Kid Rock coming out in Woodstock 2001 is some crazy shit. The white fur coat, the trashy whites in the crowd, the crazy butch drummer, white trash titties in the concert…. It’s kinda goated |
| I’m talking about the death of their supreme leader, not the war obviously |
| I’m not sure how many of those half a million lives lost were right before the invasion to be honest. Maybe it was long enough where people sort of just forgot about half a million of their own people being slaughtered.\n\nAre all of those countries the same? Nope. The common denominator? The US. Hmmm |
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| people, people, urgent! where is Persian rug futures traded? Is there an ETF or a 2x ETF on it? |
| Polymarket has it at 70% chance down on Monday. Generally agree because that could just mean it opens 0.1% down. Obviously down less with Iran leader gone. The bigger issue is we have no idea who is charge in Iran. Their military is still quite active. |
| War is over. So stocks pump and metals dump? |
| Chinese people would never name their supreme leader the aiya-tollah |
| lol the spread of weekend tech of 40 points is almost as big as how much it is in the red (60 points). You cant trust that crap |
| My portfolio better open up 18% after this weekend |
| Could be, I just think it’s more than 5. |
| The bombing will continue until peace improves |
| Sounds very plausible, thanks for clarifying |
| The 'war' is not over because Khamenei is dead. They have a list of people to succeed him and every other person in a high ranking position. |
| I am ready for the March rally |
| Bears didn’t even make it to Saturday night on their weekend doomer circlejerk before getting obliterated. \n\nAbsolute retards. |
| Damn they one shotted the ayatollah. Was it chatgpt |
| Literally thought this. Cannot think of any reason why she's there |
| All ai generated combat footage |
| Ayatollah had the TDS bad 😏 |
| Regime changes in a country that's been partially cut off from the world is good for business |
| Um yes |
| Most of the Middle East hates Iran.\n\nFurthermore, Iran is as weak as they've been in some time:\n\n* They sent some resources to help Russia in Ukraine\n* Because Russia is having its own nightmare, Iran's ability to get practical support from Russia is low.\n* Assad fell.\n* Israel's weakened the hell out of Hezbollah & took out Hamas leadership.\n* Some amount of Iranian military infrastructure has already been attacked over recent months/years.\n\nProblem is that Trump almost certainly doesn't have a plan, so this probably doesn't fix anything in the long term unless the Iranian people manage to pull off a geopolitically stable & domestically popular replacement government. |
| Get in line Greenland. Iran is first! |
| Too many bulls did 0 preparation for a gap down and it shows. |
| 2.4% of Americans are Jewish. We are further reinforcing the love and respect America (and this administration) has for minorities and marginalized groups. Calls. 🦅 |
| Allmen |
| Stop being overly dramatic, everyone will forget about Iran by 3 pm tomorrow |
| It’s literally just propaganda until Iran confirms |
| She ended up ded… |
| Oil doesn’t go up until I sell my calls. And I’m holding these mfers to 0. Sorry. I’m not allowed to make money. Wife said so. |
| Bye-atollah ✌️ |
| lol. Ok putz. Not going to compete on age with you but let's just say I was likely trading before your first lemonade stand failed.\n\nSaddam was captured by U.S. Army special operations. That makes it pretty darn analogous to the Supreme leader being taken out by U.S. forces. It's one thing for everyone to assume you're a moron. You aren't required to specifically prove it. You just saw it as a bonus. I know you won't be able to drop it - guys like you need at least three more tries to demonstrate to everyone that they really do have I.Q.s in the single digits, so I'll turn off replies and let you hang yourself. Adios moron! |
| Username checks out (though I agree. The subscription model is some brilliant evil.) |
| Because everyone knows this had to happen.\n\nIran keeps funding terror and works to destabilize the region.\n\nThey keep trying to build nukes.\n\nAll they have to do is not enrich uranium. They are allowed to even buy it from others, just not make it themselves.\n\nI hate Orange Man but this was:\n\n* Necessary.\n\n* Will be quick.\n\n* And worth it.\n\nMore importantly, for this sub at least, it won't impact market or global economy. We're going to 7500 this year. |
| This is all exit liquidity for monday, juicy |
| what's the price of dignity? |
| Yeah it's not a bold move or an ego trip. It's the last piece to having universal control over all available media. |
| I give it ten. \n\nMy prediction is that the Harry Potter series will be too expensive and turn into a money pit |
| Well its not just one guy…. |
| How are they gonna stop Iran though? The middle eastern might be in shambles, and the golf countries must be not happy. |
| because America just showed everyone allied to BRICS that their defense system is fucking useless in the face of US military complex lmao |
| We could all here cause Chipotle some heavy losses \n\nBasically we all go to Chipotle and tell them we want a burrito with meats and veggies and get everything extra and then just walk out near checkout |
| How does a weird spy incident in 80s make them not one of our closest ally ? |
| Everything is massively speculative in today’s economy dude vibe trading has done me better this year than looking at fundamentals |
| Supreme Ayatollah? Is that like a new taco bell thing? |
| Not really a bull case to be had here; power vacuums don't lend themselves to international stability. We are gonna go through a little red phase regardless of if he died today or not. If anything, the instability makes the market situation MORE volatile. |
| You would be a regard if you think him being killed ends this.... They probably have another successor in place already sure missiles are still flying. |
| There's no indication that the war is over, even if Khameini is dead. In fact, it might embolden many of the IRGC to fight even harder. Maybe Iranians don't head out to the streets, thinking the war is over like you are, and the regime doesn't fall. Maybe there was already a succession plan in place for what happens if Khamenei dies. Maybe Iranian allies join up and take stronger action against US/Israel/West - whether military or economic, even if there's not much resistance from Iran itself. Maybe China desides to invade Taiwan. Maybe Afghanistan/Pakistan blows up, especially since there is a huge vacuum to the west now that they can exploit.\n\nThere is still a lot of uncertainty at this point, so i don't expect markets (except gold and oil and some defensives/defense stocks) to do well until we have a clearer idea in the coming days where this is all going. |
| Back in my day, new glasses meant getting HD |
| Greenland really is gonna be the 51st State huh |
| IG weekend trading. Surely that's an indication of pre market |
| I'm so fucking mad my LMT couldn't get filled. At least I got a shit ton of oil |
| He named like 6 successors the regime wasn't just one guy for Iran. |
| He’s surprisingly useful actually |
| BAG7 continues to tank for no reason |
| You son of a bitch, I'm in |
| Some regard quoted "weekend oil futures" to me like it means anything lmao |
| Worked for Daenerys |
| more expensive for order, cheaper for pickup at the source |
| Only poor kids. Rich kids not allowed |
| Damn, so they really got him huh |
| Thinking the war is over just because they took out one guy lmaoo 💀🤌 |
| or the precedent of your country in wikipedia will be updated. you decide. |
| Heard ghislaane was a moderator |
| Not immediately before they were invaded.\n\nHow many people do you think the Islamic regime has killed since the 1979 revolution? Probably 10x that |
| Europe cumed out USA, what is it with teenagers and hating their parents |
| If it is indeed a short war then the market will rally like jpow injecting meth into the printing press (it will go up like crazy) |
| LMAO I learn from here that Ayatollah is dead?? |
| Really reaching for the Ws bro |
| ‘Bout tree fiddy |
| My mom's so sweet she texted me and was like 'All this crazy stuff going on don't forget to protect your investments sweetie'.\n\nMy positions:\nXLE calls\nFRO calls\nGLD calls\nSLV calls\nKTOS calls\nLMT calls. |
| Lmao imagine legit thinking we can't reopen the Strait with force. |
| Umm does this make nice Persian rugs cheaper or more expensive now |
| Only if you actually add content people want. There is a real possibility they turn WB into Paramount and then what's the point? |
| Incredibly bullish, this has been a headwind for months. |
| What if the U.S. govt was gambling on poly market to pay off the debt? |
| Stocks only crash if the strait is blockaded and the u.s. is unable to de-mine it. |
| We are ripping |
| I think that initially at least, markets will react positively, since I don't think the death of their leader was expected so much, so not priced in. Will his death lead to basically a weekend war? If yes, then markets go up. |
| After your options expire worthless |
| \n>No one in Venezuela took Machado seriously as an opposition to Chavez\n\n\nShe was considered a niche candidate early on. But that is absolutely false now to say she isn't taken seriously. In her primary she won 90% of the opposition primary in 2023. Then she was barred from holding office because she was such a serious challenger and threat.\n\nEven barred, she successfully rallied everyone behind Gonzalez who likely won the majority in the election based on independent investigations but they claimed that Maduro won officially.\n\n\n>There were young Gazans happy to see the IDF doing something about Hamas at the start of that conflict, too; by now, they're the next generation of Hamas.\n\nA long term problem yes. But again we are talking market and short term effect on world economy.\n\n>Bombing a bunch of schoolchildren is not a good way to get them on our side\n\nYou do know that we hit school children in the 2025 12 Day War right? Girl's elementary school was hit, killing 53 students. Overall US-Israel strikes killed close to 1200 people, at least 436 confirmed civilians maybe more. And guess what happened? Support for the regime got weaker as they blamed them more than they blamed us for failing to protect them.\n\nI think you are looking at it the wrong way. You will see. Let's revisit in a bit. |
| https://x.com/i/status/2027757216065781985 |
| The Allen iverson trade. Nice. |
| Please stay closed until 9:35am Monday so I can unload my calls |
| It’s believed Saddam killed between 250,000 - 500,000 citizens of Iraq. |
| The Axis of Bersistance is dead, long may the Bulliance reign. |
| That’s what actually having nukes means vs being on a path to having nukes |
| Gunna quote this out of context for the next 6 months |
| Ah fair. I’m still skeptical as it feels as though OpenAI is gonna heavily struggle to be profitable whereas MSFT and google already have established clientele where they can package their AI for enterprise solutions, but it was also the first and most known name. Though I can’t imagine a $200m government contract will move the needle much but it’s more about the optics |
| That’s why trump attacks and finishes over the weekend |
| how could any country be still allied to the US? \n\nDanes should be sweating bullets rn |
| Bers 😂 |
| I remember when BRICS said their military tech is already outclassing US back in 2022 lmao 😂 |
| With drones and missiles yes. Any country |
| Bitcoin bombing |
| So the wars over, let’s leave, right? |
| Link? |
| Idk there’s so much uncertainty and everything is a gamble as of late. Normally this would result in a few percent drop on spy and it should. But it’ll probably open at 690 and climb to 698 |
| It's easy to play at dictatorship, but debt is still a thing. |
| I didn’t even need to click your link to see what post you’re talking about. \n\nDon’t link that shit here, these guys are probably regarded enough to try it |
| Easy way to erase their debt |
| Bots really out today with the propaganda |
| At least we can have Persian chicks show their titties on OF now |
| Shits only going up because it needs a cliff to dive off of |
| A promotion from the dumpster |
| Ohh interesting |
| Patriotism we can all get behind |
| Yeah but things like defense and gold SHOULD be ok. I think you're holding the right positions. Its wait and see now. Can't say I don't have heartburn since reading about the attack though. |
| That is some good copium you got there, thinking that fire bombing a country with the biggest military presence in the Middle East in broad daylight and killing their leader is the end of a war lmao. |
| best reasoning yet for awarding him a nobel price |
| I love getting new glasses, it's like seeing in 4k all over again |
| Intelligence agencies never lie |
| Wen market do this??? ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| That would be shocking, too may along these lines.\n\nAlso the stock market is going to go up on Monday. I don’t know why it wouldn’t be considered good.\n\nIf the US commits to a ground invasion and annexation it would still go up. |
| They are basically ultraliberals (and not in the american term, the european term is more like full pro-corporations) and pretty racists, but it's not a reflection of reality, those type of parties usually have 3/4% during elections, plus the sub is heavily botted by zionists. |
| market up\n\n\nbitcoin down \n\n |
| Was it really that easy to eliminate the countries heads. |
| I still remember the Nasdaq sell-off due to DeepSeek lol. |
| Retard |
| that reminds me, i told my wife im going to start slowly cutting her hair while she sleeps by tiny amounts everyday to see when she would notice her hairs getting shorter. i gotta start |
| oil would probably tank hard but defense stocks might stay elevated for a while since tensions dont just disappear overnight |
| Prob in that order |
| Bullish af.\n\n\nUS hegemony restored, US stonks go up. |
| It's a bait, he hasn't tweeted since Feb 20 |
| he is as safe as anyone coud be |
| Is he from Mexico? |
| 😂 |
| Bitcoin already rebounded |
| He’s gonna be paraded around in a wheelchair tomorrow just like Mitch McConnell. |
| Congratulations to the new supreme leader of Iran Marco Rubio |
| Lockheed Martin down, BAE down. Boeing up. |
| Take that shit to Twitter man |
| Are you Logan Roy? |
| I mean the Dubai airport had US military aircraft's from the Chinese satellites. |
| We gonna dump or pump |
| Oh\n\nOk |
| Just like stock market dips wars end within days now |
| If the market flat yes. If it craters no. I don’t think it’s going to crater. |
| So, is WW3 already over ? |
| I’m seeing a trend here - every country using Soviet and Russian military tech getting outclassed by orders of magnitude \n\nWho would’ve thought? |
| Armenian |
| lol what?? That’s been a hereditary dynasty since the war. No change. |
| Tanker gang definitely browsing the Lambo catalog to pick what to buy |
| Im genuinely curious of ceo involvement in this critical of a scenario. |
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| Is it going down now? Or is it just to the moon from here? |
| I heard powell would be a good fit |
| “When you are constantly killing and capturing the enemy’s leadership, the replacement leaders are markedly less experienced and less effective. While the enemy will always replace their leaders, you get a far less effective cockroach when the new guys take over. The new leader does not have the experience and all the tricks of the trade to stay alive or not be caught. They do not have the connections, the skill set, etc.” - Lt. Col. Erik Kurilla |