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| this is my kind of porn. |
| dont remind me I sold at 4 |
| https://preview.redd.it/04eun4pwxhah1.png?width=1381&format=png&auto=webp&s=c37c6e7f6f9b395c42d69b2af28bb59229e20672\n\n |
| What's it currently at? |
| That a flock camera or are you just happy to see me? |
| If you train your model on WSB you are as regarded as we are |
| This volatility has got to stop. I’m making too much money this year and last year |
| It may happen tomorrow |
| On it 😉👉 |
| When does lime ipo finalize their price? They expected to ipo tomorrow. |
| Micron CEO Sanjay Mehrotra is on Mad Money with Jim Cramer!! |
| Please send |
| 85% ytd. 174% for the year. Not too far off |
| Brother we're LITERALLY GOING TO THE MOON fym |
| yeah, too many good things: Starlink, Rockets, Cursor, Energy production. \n\nIt's going to be a conglomerate. It's one you put in a retirement account and just forget. |
| What are these arrows? |
| fuck you |
| I like it |
| It's going to dump. It's too dumb not to |
| I Fokken hope so brother |
| There's no good or bad in the casino. Just profits and losses |
| They went to the meeting uninvited like a bunch of nerds at a Frat Party |
| I sold at 4 |
| Universal Healthcare |
| Cool story bro |
| this week is historically very bullish, the one time I wouldn't mind holding |
| Where at |
| 40p on NKE with Nelly “Air Force ones” \nPlaying in the background! Yeeeeeeeee |
| You went double deep? Or double the balls? Very confused 🤔 |
| Ungrateful bastard. He should have touched you instead |
| Nike call holders always forget where their shoes actually get made |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/5n4WELCXyw |
| Spoken like a true regard about to full port and lose it all on a down day trying to buy more to break even only to end margined. |
| Mhmm what to buy tomorrow. Just dumped about 1000 of profits into more poke \nOn cards |
| Real |
| Yeah. Just calories. Calories make you strong and beautiful |
| We need to retest 730s again. LFG |
| The music you guys play during the hydration breaks is cringy af 😂 |
| It's on the website retard |
| Isn't Nike in dire straights because sneakertards moved on to Pokemon cards |
| Yesss |
| You and me both. Either Lambo or Fries |
| https://preview.redd.it/tdsohrkjxhah1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a57d5c328a04e937ad74a01c1f9f53a2f150f49 |
| Yea imagine. 😂 |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **DRAM** | $85.00 (above) | $73.79 | +15.2% | Jul 2, 10:27 PM | |
| Smart man recovered his capital |
| NKE can move more product if they move their product to the front of the store to help the smash and grabbers. |
| !Banbet DRAM 85 2d |
| I’m surprised he’s not working at Wendy |
| Nvidia's dilution? They're buying back the stock. Collete Kress (CFO) has stated 50% FCF will be returned to the shareholders.\n\nBurry made the argument about SBC and dilution. \n\nVivek Arya BOFA GS talked about that to Nvidia several times as well, and he's pushing to get 75% FCF back to the shareholders now. |
| I'm afraid to open r/ValueInvesting for fear of 100 new NKE posts. |
| 12,729% gain means someone’s math is insane |
| No it was an interview with Hoda Kotb. |
| I’m of the belief that if you do it once there’s no reason you can’t do it again. Whether it happens or not is a different story |
| Y’all ready for MSFT gangsta move tomorrow? |
| It’s on sale 🚀🚀🚀 |
| I’d say being labeled a terrorist is worse than being labeled a contrarian |
| went double balls deep on AMZN before earnings |
| Teach me bro |
| Really thought we were going to lose some bears with the reduction of SNAP benefits but I guess not |
| People saying he's fucked. Why? \n\n \nHonest question, I'm an idiot when it comes to trading. I thought if he had calls under the current price, he'd make bank. Currently, the stock is around $170. Isn't he in an awesome place? |
| Yeah ok |
| Overthrowing democracies is now paygated behind premium+. |
| AH options where is that |
| 755 open tomorrow |
| I can pinpoint exactly what day your inheritance check cleared probate. |
| It was 700k btw |
| He also got it wrong as fuck for years. The dude almost went bankrupt waiting for years for the financial crisis. If the market had held up another 12 months he'd have been liquidated. Dude had a good idea but also got crazy lucky. |
| I shorted caterpillar at 400 and lost, great minds think alike |
| *They said Ai and the bots started buying. Since they fired everybody, nobody told them they're a shoe company. But leaning into Ai robots.* |
| NEW MOU BETWEEN USA AND SOUTH KOREA:\n\nThey get to dump MU while we pump it, but they have to pump SAAS at night too so we can dump it.\n\nWe should make a similar MOU with Europe where we alternately pump and dump gold and silver.\n\nThanks for coming to my WEN Talk. |
| each spot costs 4% of your port |
| You sure? I’m a fat sack of shit |
| And then companies like mine mine paid almost a 20% increase on wholesale prices to Nike, which was more than the tariffs, and guess what, we have to make each dollar return a certain amount so we had to increase the price we sold to consumers by 35-40%. Consumer got hosed. Nike used tariffs as an excuse to price gouge its retailers and we in turn passed that cost on to consumers. Now Nike gets reimbursed, we retailers had bad sales but didn't necessarily lose money, and consumers paid 30% more than necessary prices on sub par clothing. My company looks like the bad guy (trust me, I've been hounded non-stop about the price hikes by customers).\n\nProblem with small retailers like me, i cant absorb costs and make up for it in volume as I have no ability to make a giant leap in sales growth, which makes capital/credit have to be used sparingly (hence each dollar spent had to make a set percentage or im out of business) The tarrifs were simply a way to keep small business from growing and to take money from consumers to trickle up the chain. Nike made out like a bandit, and im sure there's some campaign donations somewhere on the books.\n\nIll add that of the 30 or so manufactuerers/brands we deal with, there were only 3 that did not increase prices and they are not famously known, and make everything in the USA, but all 3 make either stickers/decals or small novelty items like lanyards/Keychain (those are all NCAA/NFL/NBA/MLB licensed fan items, so basically cheap junk) |
| U doin mostly spx credit spreads or wat? |
| Man how is it so easy to make money? How did I miss it all this time? Just buy calls hurr durr. At open, at close, midday, it don’t fokkin matter. You just wake up the next day and poof, free money |
| Sir Warren Buffett JR |
| Looking for it 👀 |
| Pride month is over tomorrow |
| It’s looking high and low for gains. |
| Try not being so broke |
| He shorted when Palantir was ATH, now it's 50% less. I believe he is doing fine. |
| Apparently no matter where you stand, it follows you. \n\nLike the Mona Lisa. |
| Thanks babe |
| they decided it could just be an email instead |
| Hey /u/Fearless_Sail_1560 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: KTTA.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Never do bear calls bro.. I swear they always lose |
| Fk you, we didn't need to see these beautiful gain.\n\nAlways them never me. |
| this isnt in my roth, its my robinhood trading account. my roth is already fully allocated to shares |
| I knew NKE was shit the moment my uncle gifted me purple Nikes 10 years ago |
| Ok, well we will just refinance the debt. |
| SOXL brings life 🧬 🌴 |
| I’m sorry? What dip? |
| https://preview.redd.it/6ozh7oqzwhah1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6462b8bd7497a9061cfbc045e717b94da042e57 |
| Thanks |
| Because the companies charged us the tariff not the government.\n\nI'm sure the class action consumer lawsuits are coming next. |
| truly a nut licker |
| Has anyone ever gotten back up on that horse because someone said "get back up on that horse" then fell off the horse again and hurt themselves even worse? Fuck assholes that say "get back up on that horse" they don't know what they're talking about. |
| This guy was a legend in 2008. It’s 2026. He made a good trade just like many regards on here do. Has he done anything remarkable since 08’? Not that I know of… so why are we still talking about him? |
| Amazing |
| whats the secret sauce on these 0dtes? just buy at close, sell at open? or buy at open and sell after the big move thereafter? |
| Yeah the guy was going on about his dead grandma and figures it was a safe bet.... It started tanking and although he said it was a long term investment, it was down for a while. He was getting clowned on and some genius made this meme. Of course l, the comments were epic along with the meme. I don't even invest, but I love the things I read in this sub. |
| Ayo 👀 |
| Major upgrade imo. If you see the details it reduces your chances of being hit by a tomahawk by 500% |
| But I did, that's why I have 920 shares instead of 1000 |
| Oh fuck yes, dumping my entire Roth on this right now! |
| gave me a heart attack for a sec |
| Because you've paid the increases to the company that charged you them. They get refunds from the government and you already happily paid the increased cost. There's no reason to try to get the money back to the consumer |
| Holy fuck |
| Puts because they're done getting rebates and Nike's are azz cheeks now. |
| He just wants to piss on everyone's parade |
| Who is seriously buying calls right now 😂. Stop buying this turd |
| Nope, not even them are this stupid:\n\n> Personally, I think the stock is expensive right now at 28x forward earnings, especially since the best signal we could be given is that the fundamental decline is slowing, not reversing. I think that's a pretty thin foundation for a 28x multiple. [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ValueInvesting/comments/1ug2xd9/my_thoughts_on_nike_which_will_be_releasing/)\n\n> I am staying away [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/ValueInvesting/comments/1uh017d/comment/oub2zy0/)\n\n> I’m putting this in the "Too Hard" pile. If it flushes down to $45, I’m a buyer. But at $61, it feels like dead money until they prove the turnaround is real. [post from 5 months ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/ValueInvesting/comments/1qth06l/nke_is_down_50_but_the_math_says_its_still/) |
| Thanks I fucking hate it |
| Cool, can you give me some of it? |
| Wasn’t there supposed to be a Doha meeting today? |
| Not a big enough bet though |
| I have 2 days to move to Florida to avoid a lot of taxes next year haha |
| Wendys nut gonna bust 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Computahh, build me a program that automatically sets a stop loss on any stock I screenshot in my portfolio. |
| I mean, it's not even off the table in reality. |
| My port went up 500% last week and -45% today. 🤦♂️ |
| Chat is going so fast, none will see that I think you're cute😘 |
| If they don't have theonion blacklisted from their stock bot I really don't know what to tell them... |
| 4k risk for 500k payout. How did you never sell this at all😭 |
| 🚀 |
| He is also short a top shirt button!! Why is his chest hair out?!?? |
| NBIS 290c and SPY 750C tmrw |
| They say the second million is the easiest |
| Worse than the og version |
| Self custody of btc and move to el salvador to escape the matrix? 🤔 |
| Ah...porches...🥲 |
| Wait Nike isn’t cool anymore |
| Ok, WSB Limp Bizkit cover band, let's do it. |
| NKE is Tim Apple buying more shares |
| # Koreans have decided to GAPE the semis, the likes of which, frankly, the world has never seen. |
| dude is going to inverse air next. |
| Went back for the encore |
| Protect your profit! Don't make the same mistake twice. |
| https://preview.redd.it/x7l5zwdbwhah1.png?width=1428&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fd4222095cb452152e41843306c45c81fc69e1a |
| https://preview.redd.it/vql2e2xawhah1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=750c2218fec85229c62e0ea314008e7a56f6c0a1 |
| Think about it, if you just get the same returns as you have since Nov 2025, you’ll have nearly 30 million! |
| tf |
| 👏 |
| https://preview.redd.it/o9t1gq49whah1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bd68ea17d2b98f6d6c3c31b674d9155f0f863e1 |
| Of course and sandisk will go up 1200 dollars tomorrow |
| nike has released nike air mags with quantum computers inside them |
| That the Netflix doc at most |
| Lol in a shocking turn of events Iran now says its ready for war. Conveniently after getting billions in oil to china during the fake mou because they knew those 300b was a lie because 🥭 was so desperate. Still not playing uso because that is also a scam. |
| I know its a meme, but its actually kinda shocking to see Wendy's so low when mcdonalds is so high, both have decent dividend as well. |
| Exiting these greasy bitches because I’ll be damned if I’m holding a bag. |
| The premiums were so juicy, and I thought no way AMD can go up $90 within this week |
| Retards raggin on NKE when they're paying 100X sales for a money losing rocket company who's mission statement is to *extend the light of consciousness to the stars* and let's go play with Martians. |
| I live abroad in Asia and I woke up in the middle of the night to impulse buy 33k spread around AAOI, CCXI, ONDS, PENG, RCAT, and UMAC.\n\nI really should leave my phone away from the bed post. |
| Damn all the hopefuls in here are bullish. Bears to win tomorrow? |
| Guess you can say hes a bit short sighted. |
| "This is my next big short!"\n\n"Burry...this is the 9999th week in a row you've shorted the market in class" |
| 😭 |
| I got a fucking heart attack because that headline isnt far from reality. |
| Herrrroooo Koreaaaa |
| Nike ceo must've said quantum ai shoes coming |
| Fucked up times when I thought this was real.... unfortunately it's probably the other way around. |
| Every stock i buy usually crash 30% to 70% in the next few days, but i have never seen Burry shorting me |
| Brb I identify as a porta potty, you know, I’m getting my shit together. Pls be patient, thank you for your attn to this matter. |
| The world is my oyster, bitch. |
| Dude why you posting this? You wanna torture us? |
| A billion dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A trillion dollars. |
| Those sissy boys trying to save their pretty face turning away from the ball😝 |
| So they gonna show us what that ocarina of time remake actually looks like or what |
| Going to need a lot of stuff curing cancer tomorrow |
| that eyeball crazy tho |
| Taxmaxxing |
| Heres to another 10. AMD is going to be like Skynet and trading at $5000/share |
| Hopefully we showed them that were so back and they can put their house on margin for more semis |
| Fuck, you mean calls on soft wasn’t the play |
| Yes Nutlick’s fund |
| Meh |
| I feel like a wizard. |
| $19 🤝😮💨 |
| Fine, you can have ONE ballistic missile\n\nNo?\n\nOkay, TWO ballistic missiles, that's IT!!! |
| You think it's really gonna go up 600 dollars tomorrow? |
| I’m Mr$NBIS |
| This will be a 50 pt week on SPY |
| Whatever ITM |
| Probably big green day tomorrow. Seriously cost cutting, good quarter, guide was solid. Basically said this is the bottom |
| I got ridiculed too much for this 😄 enjoy |
| Burry haters are actually the weirdest mfers. Bro is currently up 40% on a billion dollar palantir short and all retards can say is “hurrr durrr burry dum ber,” meanwhile they just depo’d another $500 into robinhood and lost it same day on 0DTE calls. |
| who had bloom energy calls fucking congrats u bastard, better post that gain porn |
| Only through the end of this year, then the monthly sub increases or you're back on the list for potential no knock raids. |
| Quality shows, just like their IKEA products nowadays |
| Smart Germans lost vs. Paraguay to avoid getting blacked by France. |
| How big is your bag bro? |
| Are you suggesting that the President of the United States would just sell off his morals to the highest bidder? |
| Post-consumer capitalism. |
| Don't let Trump hear you say that or you'll be reporting to his cabinet in the morning |
| What’s that mean |
| Said every night lol |
| Maybe try live beef jerky next time |
| jeez |
| What’s everyone’s pre weekend best 1Dte play? I’m feeling spicy |
| Try 735 |
| Make your own wing sauce and ranch and you will get ripped eating wings everyday. No hidden valley junk. |
| The word it wasn't even in my comment. Of course I can spell it. IT. See? Warm regards. |
| I should invest... I eat Wendy's once per week because it's close and the Biggie stuff isn't too bad especially with the free shake coupon. Now they've got me advertising for them...\n\nRegardless, shutting down so many locations is generally not a great sign. |
| $RZLV |
| Sweden being played like a flute. |
| That's the bottom tier subscription dude. Only gets you occasional pothole repairs and an annual county fair. What are you, poor? |
| Koreans will destroy us for being eliminated in the wc |
| For real |
| From a subreddit? Those mods must be nice or somewhat self-aware that they're dipshits and make mistakes. |
| They need to collect the rest of the scotus too... they dont have the whole set... just the potus and some of congress and scotus... if you dont have the whole thing its worthless. |
| tariffs paid by US custumers 🎪 |
| Or... if he can x15 it about 6 more times in a row, he can be more rich than musk, even after losing half of it to taxes (he would also fund the government enough to possibly push a surplus this year by pouring in about 7,000,000,000,000 in capital gains taxes!) |
| Absolutely |
| Lol, back in the mid 2000's I would just call their tech support just to get some funnies while I was working on a server. Couldn't understand a god damn thing. It was great. Brightened up my day a few times.\n\nWonder if they ever upped their US support dept game since then? Been a long time since I had to submit a ticket. |
| you're getting downvoted but you're not wrong. |
| All these NKE bag holders thought they were being clever with the world cup going on. Adidas selling more jerseys |
| No. I need sleep |
| I thought this was real for a second lmao |
| Why the fuck my stocks are always down when everyone is making trillions |
| I wanna say it was Lutnick, yeah |
| Squeeze deez nuts? |
| I ate a baconator trio and I can't wait to see the jump in the earnings. |
| all palms no wrist |
| Level = Freak the fuk out |
| Maybe.. Liquidity issues.. |
| Koreans are going to take SPY to 755 tonight on their own LMAO. |
| Sk Hynix\n\nMicron’s big brother |
| https://preview.redd.it/m02v29wgvhah1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abd37fe9b266bfd33c1ef4dd8a03494fa805b6e8 |
| if compute is a commodity and AWS owns 1/3rd of the cloud then Amazon will be the biggest company next year |
| It’s 150b Japanese Yens |
| tariff refund kinda cancels out china sales drop yeah |
| George isn't at home |
| https://preview.redd.it/qq3fvccfvhah1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c7753d7cdd3540040ecc5af64f2d99b34c00715 |
| Or buy sk Hynix itself on the German exchange |
| Insane depth. I can’t believe they weren’t favored. |
| Zuckerberg - That's a paddlin'\n\nSatya - That's a paddlin'\n\nSundar - That's a paddlin'\n\nTed Sarandos - Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin! |
| https://preview.redd.it/b4sxjtqdvhah1.png?width=1181&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fcc8cf4dfa31759a969cc584ba12f6ec2ae231c\n\n |
| Only in the afternoon |
| Well you also never sold |
| NKE going up from here. That selloff on earnings made no sense, guide was better than expected |
| How is he “scamming fans”? |
| So buy DRAM for pre listing exposure. |
| 펌프질을 하게 될 것입니다 |
| Money came back |
| $69,420.67 |
| I’m up way more than I lost but yes regarded, just prey for no tweets over night |
| inverse michael burry |
| Or hear me out... 7m |
| Complete fool but I respect the testicles |
| yeah 20 dollars is deinitely a number |
| 20 chicken wings are healthy because they don’t have carbs right??? |
| smart guy |
| Their bench is the second strongest team of the world cup. |
| Ai nikes incoming |
| Thanks |
| No one can explain what happened with Nike man lol |
| I capitulated. We are going straight into the abyss |
| Sir, I buy Magnums |
| Swedish soccer defenders are 🐈🐈🐈🐈 |
| cuz the companies were the ones who directly paid the tax to the federal government\n\nsome companies take the hit to margins, some change supply chains, some raise prices, it’s a bit too complicated to figure out case by case |
| The Koreans will not let us down. As written. |
| # COMPARING TO THE 2024 YEN CARRY TRADE, HOW BADLY WILL THE KOREAN LEVERAGE THING AFFECT US?\n\nExperts, please. I don't want to end up holding the bags |
| yeah canadian banks jumping ahead again this year |
| Why buy the Pentagon for $800 billion when you can buy the politicians for $800 million? |
| Now that PDT is gone they need to make markets 24 hours |
| https://preview.redd.it/bp1nrwp4vhah1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2cc59a58674b1fdb417aee750964666463405b9\n\n \nStill looks like trash to me |
| Please god just let AMD fall below $560 at least temporarily tomorrow so I can exit these short calls. |
| 760 open. 8-10 bagger for you, congrats! |
| I like what I see. This is the classic WSB I crave |
| I’ll sell you a course on how to do it |
| Imagine trying to recover from multiple blow up accounts but instead of even recovering losses slightly you just dig a deeper hole |
| France is going to make this tourney predictable now. 😂 |
| Jeffrey, is it you??? |
| The real product was the tariff rebate |
| I. Don’t. Blame ya. Damn good deal. |
| Nice. |
| He looks for asymmetric upside. He doesn’t have to be right all the time. |
| i had a friend that was on his way to $2M\n\nstarted with $100k, at his growth, he was approaching $2M within 18 months.\n\nended with $7k |
| regard looking like it forgot a letter or two |
| Eat their burgers and make it more profitable |
| How can I yolo calls on your account? |
| Would love to see it |
| 98% of total port in index funds btw |
| Yea when we start forecasting recession |
| Please stop announcing, nobody cares |
| You can fuck off now |
| Due to the low demand, I guess I can take them for 99% off? Chat, which countries still allow child ~~labor~~ practical education? |
| He is my favorite comedian for a reason. |
| wear? |
| it's much harder to get to 10M from 70K than 1.3M |
| Believe it or not... |
| Obviously |
| As someone who plays very high stakes live tennis wagering, how do you all mentally reset after such large swings of dopamine rushes, let alone if it didn't turn out the way it did? \n\nI'm assuming you heavily focus on emotional control and don't just jump right back in? |
| https://preview.redd.it/3gv9jxyyuhah1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb8cad24c48d6316dd31aa389c405553cd25936e |
| I'm bored too, I need a +99% for my port too. |
| https://preview.redd.it/prgbbwzuuhah1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a363bf0212852cea5343207d7519c78d4dcfec73\n\n \nHumble Regards |
| NKE down 75% over the course of 5 years is basically a bunch of dudes in black forces jumping all their investors and curb stomping them |
| JuSt BuY iNdEx FuNdS\n\nBrother, I’m in it for the love of the game. |
| Yes |
| Okay, well, they do\n\nYou're a fool if you think KOSPI, which is 6 or 7 times smaller than NYSE (approximately 30 trillion dollars), is a leading indicator |
| 200% on asml after apil dip makes sense enough |
| no |
| ATF = All Time Flat |
| They only were for like 1 month. |
| Jack |
| Vive la France! Cya IKEA |
| Satya needs a paddling |
| They are just keeping it right at 40 aren’t they? |
| Angry upvote. 😡 |
| idk why but the missing “even” cuaght my eye |
| my portfolio looked like that before i switched to dogecoin |
| Still playing the index inclusion arb on SPCX. Huge amount of float needs to be bought on 7/7. Looks like a recipe for an insane squeeze + gamma squeeze to me. |
| Caterpillar stock has been a favorite since high school finance class when we had to make pretend accounts. |
| So I can turn my $500 into $10k…… thanks for the inspection. |
| Yeah shit he's gone man |
| Can I turn my last $60 to 60000? |
| my buddy dumped 90k into soxl last week too |
| **You ever see a girl and think:**\n\nDamn she’s fine, but I ain’t got enough meat for her |
| No |
| didn't one of trump's circle buy the rights to get tariff refunds or something from companies? |
| If any of you wind up as a majority shareholder of wendys, please switch the buns back to not containing dairy, so I can actually eat their sandwiches again. 🥲 |
| 600 tomorrow |
| You know from experience? |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| How much btc can strategy sell before it all collapses in on itself for lack of buyers? Why is it called a death spiral? |
| Burry Belongs Here \nSpecially because of NVDA \nAll other tickers short no problem \nBut NVDA? 😁🤔\n\n“BREAKING: Michael Burry disclosed new short positions against Nvidia, $NVDA, Tesla, $TSLA, Caterpillar, $CAT, and Applied Materials, $AMAT.” |
| Puts no longer free money on MSFT? |
| No chance |
| puts means you want it to go down right |
| My calls expire 7/17, so after that |
| The consumer always loses, that's why. |
| Good time for you to diversify |
| If I were a central bank, I’d print so much fucking money. |
| Just in spite of this idiot we should all buy caterpillar after we are finished sending WEN to the moon. |
| independence day usually means more fireworks than stocks idk |
| “used the meat money to DCA”\n\nIdk why but this made me laugh. Congrats regard |
| So he announces it so morons who follow him cause a slight drop and then he exits. |
| Yeah, I sold that call 3 min before market close. Ya'll are welcome regards. |
| No, they reported shit earnings |
| Whats up with Nike? Did they become an Ai company? |
| The bond market was tanking alongside central banks hiking rates and crazy high inflation when Warsh did his FOMC. For them to express anything other than some hawkishness at that time would have been absolutely regarded\n\nWe’ll see tho 🫣 |
| Calls on SQQQ? lol jk |
| rycey did that to my buddy last year too |
| Has this guy ever gone long on anything? |
| Pumping the shit stock |
| I always see the adage 'if it's good enough to screenshot, it's good enough to sell' but isn't that easily destroyed by simply not screenshotting? |
| "or your bootstraps, LOSERRRR!!! When I was your age, I had a 19% interest rate!"\n\n"...on a 156k loan."\n\n\n".......ALWAYS SOMEBODY ELSE WITH YOUR GENERATION, ISNT IT." |
| Going to start a fund at the end of the week and stop being a degenerate. Will either average 20%+ over the next decade or lose 50%+ in the first year. |
| Circle K got kratom?? |
| ELI5 why the companies are getting tariff refunds AFTER we've already paid increased costs |
| War is over again |
| mine did the same wtih nbis calls once |
| *"Grandpa can you tell me again about the guy name Saylor who built a company by spending billions of dollars of other people's money to buy Internet funny money, and then sailed off into the sunset with their millions leaving the bag holders behind in shambles."* |
| Matchbox: The Movie is straight-to-Apple-TV though... |
| The Fries are in the bag. |
| When will people learn market never goes down? When spy is 2000 eoy? |
| The fact this dude probably lurks in here bodes well for the 1/100000 person who will also make it |
| about to get bulldozed |
| That was my follow up question |
| 926 mil is oddly specific tho |
| don't forget the firm handshake |
| i seriously thought about it but then i did the boring thing and bought VOO. |
| And then the business will fail, you flunked school so you have to go redo everything, and by the time you are 30 your peers are already 4 promotions ahead of you |
| MU 1200 tmr please |
| We are on the brink of a bear extinction-level event |
| So a 3 |
| Ohhh yea NKE is a dog with fleassss |
| The stock graph looks like a skate ramp |
| Korea will buy tonight. I can feel it in my ramen noodles |
| He already went from 1 milion to -70k. I bet he will do it again |
| Do you have a source on it being oversubscribed? Thanks in advance |
| the apostrophe in "one's" feels kinda out of place here |
| Filibuster? I hardly know her 🦸♂️ |
| Honestly just stocks. In all honesty I was in an entry level role at a biotech company that got fda approval. I became a multi millionaire overnight and just play the market for fun |
| Mmm maybe like end of July |
| CRDO. No end in sight. |
| please just one more time nvda |
| I sit on my front porch, smoke cigarettes and listen to birds chirp while shit posting on my phone. Seems better to me but idk. |
| Technically no. But A Fed Chair has never been formally outvoted by the rest of the committee on a monetary policy decision, resulting in a 0% loss rate. The Chair has tremendous power and sets the direction, tone, and topics the Fed votes on. |
| Seriously, sell out right now. Take half, take a vacation, then get back into the fray with your other half that didn’t exist a few days ago. |
| it sux add WEN |
| Gonna be an interesting tax bill lol |
| Ohh man...Remy too? Jeez.....RIP |
| Are my 7/2 753 SPY Calls safe? Long at .79 🧐 |
| Gotta rotate out of tech and Bitcoin |
| Warsh playing 4D Twister. He will speak like a hawk and act like a dove to keep the bond vigilantes in line as he surprises with at least one cut in 2026. Rates will not go up this year….. but he may talk that way. |
| Half cash half stock |
| Bitcoin is very volatile at current levels, and mstr is securing its reserves in dollars. I think they will ride through this bear market. Question is how low can they get. Wish you luck! |
| What is SKHY |
| Can nvda go to 220 in two days? Asking for a friend. My friend says they don't wanna hold their calls over the long weekend. |
| Thank you for this attention on what matters |
| Bro think of how awesome it would have been being able to drop out of school in the 6th grade, and then start a landscaping company with a 3,000$ business loan where the entire pre-approval process was you letting the loan officer take a photo copy of your drivers license. |
| hope so. i got calls at 201 strike 2dte |
| Someone out there knows why Nike Vd and they better start talking |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **NKE** | $45.00 (above) | $39.52 | +13.9% | Jul 7, 10:08 PM | |
| MSFT is pivoting to sneakers. |
| !banbet NKE 45 1w |
| It's a beautiful color red for sure 🤌🏻 |
| What about NKE? Buy it? |
| We once again ask the Koreans to pump |
| I have a feeling the Koreans are going to PUMP it tonight |
| Yes pls |
| You do understand that Koreans *FOLLOW* us and certainly do not *LEAD* us |
| I didn’t think that, because I don’t have any thoughts. I don’t think, I’m an NPC |
| You yolo into a burger chain. I yolo into a dumpster distribution system. We are not the same. |
| Tomorrow probably |
| god I hope so, people were way too cocky in here today |
| Name checks out bro. Best of luck! |
| NBIS 500 eow |
| Imagine not having a jacuzzi, what do peasents do in their free time? |
| Fuckenoaf I believe that as well... I got my 10/10 shares at ipo. Felt good. I doubt it will ever go below IPO but THATS just vibe with no thesis. Hate or love Musk, especially hate the guy giving their opinion, but he makes things happen. Lol |
| Good luck with 160m shares available! |
| 65k cll spreads expiring in a roth is a ride |
| Luck |
| NBIS 300 wen |
| I'm quite heavily invested in TD & RBC, but it's purely vibes. I live in Canada and they're everywhere. So... my rational is they are probably not going anywhere & are a relatively stable investment. |
| Any tard could do this. Give 1000 people $60k and tell them to just pick any 0DTE and go all in, 5 or 6 of them will turn it into a million. |
| Indeed. It’s made me a lot of money in the last month |
| https://preview.redd.it/4ztn0pkwthah1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c2b10dc5b95f89cc1432e6ac4e60c8e425e236d\n\n \nNearly record RSI levels of being oversold. Top is in, for now |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **NVDA** | $210.00 (above) | $199.40 | +5.3% | Jul 2, 10:07 PM | |
| 7x sounds like a trip without a parachute yeah |
| you prob think it was the korean retail traders that dumped last week? looking at the data, it was mostly big institutions and many are american run. You see the market makers you fear so much are even fuking you in foreign markets as you sleep. data also shows during those drill days, the korean retailers were mostly buying. |
| Wonderful way to outsource any responsibility for upcoming quarters results |
| Most stocks drop after FDA approval. But you do you, you either pull out now and win, hold and win more, or watch it drop fast and anchor to the stock praying just to break even with your initial investment. |
| Jk. He's all in on WEN. |
| He's playing 4Dimentia chess. |
| !banbet nvda 210 2d |
| What does it feel like to give the love? That's how it feels. |
| Half of their original programming is horny dating shows. |
| I really need to sell two of my high flyers.. (AMD & PANW), but my tax obligation is already out of control. Imma have to wait for 2027, yikes |
| WEN URANUS |
| She's a 10 but she won't pull my finger 😢 |
| Equals capitulation to short to mid term pain |
| lol is right |
| the spacing between never and give up feels off |
| Your portfolio sucs man |
| Nuke: Just Blow It All Up |
| “Zero growth bond” |
| Isn’t the subscription the taxes I already pay or are they raising rates and cutting packages. |
| Rheinmetall made me swear off of all European stocks.\n\n |
| NIke i guess? |
| OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS |
| Attention spam, you say? |
| …for the DEGENS to come |
| It's hard for satirists these days, there are small windows between things being ludicrous and becoming reality. |
| In February I lost 5k in stupid rare earth crap haha. I made 5.5k in AIXI when it squeezed in March then left it all in haha. Just cashed that out. Killing it with SLS tho. You in any stocks or just crypto? |
| …. So you can just |
| Ex gf did. That's why she's an ex |
| Shh, I've earned the trust and respect of our AI overlords. Pretty soon I'll have the system hacked. Goblin mode will be back soon, don't you worry. |
| For actual investing sure but this is the casino |
| Warm apple pie |
| MSTR earnings call |
| Not to be confused with the famous big short investor *Micheal burry* |
| weird my attention spam has become much clearer while on this subreddit |
| Nike pumps after 65 year old snowbird RV owners buy clothes for their Florida trip later this year |
| bro it's priced in bro, i swear bro |
| Who that |
| I hate holding massive amounts of spy over night, worked 2/3 last 2 weeks but work up to 98% loses one day |
| LOL |
| end of July all earnings will be back |
| Several big Canadian banks are expanding in the USA. |
| got any dogs? |
| My pairs from 5 years ago lasted 4+ years. My new pairs of their thickest wool blend feel sheer and have holes forming already. |
| Possibly |
| Uhh how old is Wendy again? |
| Microslop up AH only to rugpull all holders tommorow then drop |
| Can I have $10k please? |
| Bruh, PLTR spiked 😂 |
| How many shares ? |
| # "WE ARE NOT BUILDING THIS BUSINESS FOR THE NEXT QUARTER OR NEXT YEAR, WE'RE BUILDING IT FOR THE DECADES TO COME....."\n\n\n\n# LPT: If you hear something like that on an earnings call, it's over 😮💨 |
| Get woke go broke. |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| this guy.. |
| !banbet |
| Wendy’s… WEN DEEZ NUTS |
| Its a picture of you 😆 Hey, I'm just kidding. Let's be friends. |
| Revolutionary. A carabiner?! All in on NKE. \n\nThey’re going to release slap bracelets next and this thing is going parabolic. |
| 1/4 onion, 3/4 Trump reality |
| Are the receivables coming in, any signs of impending write offs etc.... \n\n\nThis seems like our regard is betting on caterpillar'customers fucking up rather than caterpillar itself |
| same thing happened with my last inverse play |
| lmfao. koreans are going to absolutely drill it |
| They cost nothing compared to what they are worth now I’ll bet |
| Im ready, I got my $1500 MU calls |
| it’s way harder to convince someone they’ve been scammed than to do the scamming. |
| Just don’t do whatever you did in 2025 again and you’re good man! |
| yeah. ikr ? but for a while there i was beating the S&P 500 like i usually do. idk what its going to be in december though when it counts. ive beaten S&P 500 for 3 years running. |
| I don't understand why nflx keeps going down. They print money and keep growing in international markets . |
| You just going to have bags bro |
| Can Warsh control other voting Fed members? |
| whats the next move champ? |
| https://preview.redd.it/gdydkbudthah1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc8de5fe2e5afd2cbea3a900391c5e41591c84fd |
| Warsh gonna take us into the depression, should of kept JPOW |
| Ughhh so pissed. I was thirsty for NKE -8% after earnings, and now it's already back up to -3.5%. |
| In other news. Palantir takes out a 800B insurance policy on the pentagon shortly before it explodes. |
| We pretty much got engaged today |
| i know. i have some jan 28 leaps already up over 100%. wish i’d gotten in more heavy. will be mayhem when that last event hits. |
| why nke pumpin again?\n\n |
| You’re goddamn right it will |
| What were your positions that made your account go parabolic? |
| Never surrender! |
| Stock will instantly jump 30% before you could even buy it |
| I have ignored this subreddit for a day and I feel like my attention spam and mind have become much clearer |
| It's the new roaring kitty! |
| Crazy bull run for the past 2 days can be used by Warsh to justify a rate hike. |
| You presume too much. Warsh never would have gotten the job if he didn’t kiss the ring. |
| Guys what’s it like? To feel the love of a woman? Can you explain it to me? Is it warm? |
| Sold profit and bought puts…. That make me an asshole? |
| The wet fart |
| Uhhhh IM IN |
| Facts, I’m holding 5 7/2 $752 calls |
| I tough the yen volcano caused yen tsunamis |
| This is fun but at the same time make you realize that we are going in real shit territory as a human society. |
| Msft about to start making their own memory ...ahaha that would be amazing |
| SKHY IPO coming soon 👀 |
| Does this burry dude know you can make money not shorting stonks? |
| Is it time for GoPro? to become an AI company? |
| i may be 28yrs old with dementia, but i forgot what i was gonna say |
| Damn you left a lot on the table going Euro |
| Yeah I can hope |
| They couldn’t take me out if they tried |
| Stable trend of all time highs |
| Who was this Marta Norton chickon cnbc? |
| Warsh speaks tomorrow.\n\nCalls on "taskforce" |
| Sleepy, hungry, and 😈 |
| No idea mate I was just thinking the same thing! |
| yo pfolio sux |
| US tech is a better investment- Canadian housing is in trouble. Their condo market is crashing. Banks hold mortgages😊 |
| NKE back above 40$ with an 8% recovery. We are so back! (piece of shit) |
| Thank you for your service sir |
| 🪦 Nike |
| hahahaha |
| yea, atleast considering it, because it would help you keep your definition of 'close to OTM' more consistent |
| FSLR ENPH I'll leave these right here. |
| Never going to happen sorry bro |
| Why the Microsoft AH rally haha |
| the company that always goes up and builds everything. makes sense, |
| Well done. I cooked some beans in the solar oven while I was in the water. Feeling good. Wife out of town. Just gonna hang with the dog. Maybe stay up past 10. |
| Shave her for the Independence Day |
| What a foolish thing to do. Of all stocks that are roaring you chose this total dog? Buy SNXX. Throw a dart at an AI stock. Buy NBIL. Omg not MSTR lol. |
| Typical options degenerate |
| Why does Msft only pump ah |
| "invest"....💀 |
| That’s fucking hilarious 😂 |
| All the msft clowning at it's still positive for the week and only 7 dollars below yesterday's high . I see signs of life |
| Idk. If theyre spy i dont trust this warsh dude to do us any favors. |
| Okay but Bitcoin bottoms out in 3 months, so prepare to hodl |
| What's the timeline for inflation to cool and rate cuts to be announced? Inflation prints will stay hot until oil price collapse trickles through in a couple months. Combine that with a big december crash and we might get a big 2 bp rate cut at once in december. TLT will be a great investment especially if dxy blows out too for foreign investors. Even thinking ZROZ to lean fully into the rate collapse thesis. It's definitely incredibly contrarian to be bearish on inflation now and it does almost seem unbelievable, but that's the perfect moment to buy long bonds. |
| labels are only scary if you can read them. that's a big if around here |
| Bombas socks are ass. Too expensive to have holes after 1.5 years |
| I turned a 30% gain selling right before open, hope you did the same chief |
| its macroeconomics dependent. when trump got elected i went all in on euro (XSX7/VXUS). Sprinkling of VYMI and other bonds like BNDW etc in there and rebalanced to mostly non USA euro denominated. now ive started buying in a little VOO (currently up to $10K worth) and euro defense ETFs. |
| PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP 🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈 |
| Calls it is! |
| Rip right into July open |
| 🥭 about to invest in MSFT |
| One of the strongest companies in human history, don’t forget that |
| Yall need help lol |
| Ladies and Gentlemen.\n\nThe futures. |
| selling was your only mistake |
| is it ghey to ask for another mans portfolio? |
| "never give up, keep gambling" |
| Lmfao |
| Your calls will be in my prayers |
| Trump loves inflation but the Fed does not. Kevin Warsh's taskforces are working on killing inflation and delivering "Price Stability ". |
| There has not been enough time to allow retail to buy in.\n\nThis is the buy the dip moment for retail, after they have amassed enough then the hammer drops |
| Fear and greed index still closer to extreme fear than neutral lmao |
| We are. But that doesn't mean I can't make a shit load of easy money while it inflates. |
| also bought puts. I mean at this point every household in america might as well start its own mutual fund. |
| Yea until their FDA get denied and they tank 50%. |
| I’m buying |
| yeah ur right. im gonna go all in on this one. I am a total cucktard for selling it a few days ago before this huge run. Definitely have to avenge my mistakes. |
| you neglect to mention dilution |
| You asked why would someone own caterpillar and I told you. You really are a massive dumb fuck. |
| You were cucked regardless |
| The live on Paper Hand Island. |
| That’s actually the most regarded thing I’ve ever seen in this sub. I have NEVER seen a graph. That goes down both ways. |
| are you 17 or 70? |
| I sold 200 shares of Microshit at the low this morning and so expect it to be $520 a share by premarket tomorrow. |
| Lube free too\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rtcyf4gkshah1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1c363875fb3ed514ada07259b317a56ffcf081c |
| \-3%. bols are cooked |
| he's gone, yeah. the dog too unfortunately |
| my buddy bought june calls and forgot about them by july |
| This right here is what I'm talking about.\n\nRun. |
| wait why caterpillar tho |
| Bmo stock to the moon. The Bank of West purchase is paying dividends |
| Inversing this |
| Well my calls are going to be going to the moon |
| The Tim Hortons bank gives free donut with mortgages, not really fair business practices. |
| It used to be DOD but they renamed to the Department of War so now quoting as DOW. |
| If you look at the curvature of the line on MU at 2:42pm on 2/26/2019 youll notice that this price jump was forecasted. |
| Sold avav right before open for a 30% gain & went and finished a $1,400 job. Came home rolled one up and made some dinner, today was good |
| If Wendy’s squeezed as much as GameStop I turn 1k into 190k |
| 14% year return? how's it even possible to get such a garbage low return in the last 12 months? Why even try? Just buy SPY. you didn't even fail dramatically, you literally are SPY. you didn't even have the decency to be amusingly bad. disgusting.\n\nedit: I didn't even know the purple line was actually spy. 🤣 |
| Wdc |
| Well, to make you feel better, I was only able to look at the market every now and then at work. Every time I saw going up, I would immediately buy a call, and then it would drop, and I would lose money. This happened about 3 times. Looking at the charts I bought at every peak. I’m not good at this. |
| It really was. Earnings call is pretty positive |
| Venmo me all of it pls @bagholder69 |
| and they are here with no income, trading on stocks and options. 🤦♂️ |
| the no shirt |
| No one wants nazi stuff integrated into the government except nazis. |
| Give me a play |
| Yeah, I asked for the earliest possible appt. 7am. |
| MSFT news? Whats with the giga shrek dik ah? |
| wonder how many degens are looking at this thread and finding reassurance that embarking on their next blow-up is actually the right thing to do |
| Bro. You can get into the 9 figure club in 1 day by going all in on 1 0dte. |
| I bought into this piece of shit and regret it every day |
| I make $800k a year in my consulting business and I think we’re in an AI bubble. |
| Whoever got in on nike at 37..... generational entry 🤌 |
| So like a Stock Buyback? |
| My calls are going to hell |
| i rode the wave the last two days and was up 600%, i did buy puts today, fuck it, a lil dip on open and i sell right away |
| I mean, the graph pretty much says it all |
| A largely index-tracking diversified portfolio for long term growth? You seem lost, let's get you back home to r/investing |
| bags full of fries tbh |
| BREAKING: Sandisk PT raised to ∞. MSFT PT raised to $1. Nike delisted. |
| They live inside the sell button of any broker |
| When? |
| Remember Kevin Warsh's goal is to deliver "Price Stability". He mentioned it a ton of times. |
| Did u/cashflow_ get killed in the earthquake? |
| diarhehe |
| Smh is basically even rn.. |
| lol what a stupid comment ... hey my dad can beat up your dad! |
| Limp Buffet |
| It’s going to be illuminating |
| Your portfolio's great could you share some with me? |
| literally just buy $600 worth of calls on like anything 6 months out |
| Hope you’re having it done in the morning cause waiting till the afternoon suuuuuuuucks |
| Bet it all on a venmo transaction to me |
| https://preview.redd.it/0yyq1xl7shah1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6d934c03a09b68f7a04af21fdac7e3dc1a88485 |
| Proud WEN bagholder |
| Last one, but it's long term - SPCX.\n\nI know everyone thinks it's overvalued and it might go down in the short run, but buying Cursor was the mother of all genius movies. It's the ultimate LLM harness. \n\nI think it's going to be a massive $ driver. \n\nI'm buying SPCX for retirement. |
| Not only bought puts, my entire $100k port is in QQQ puts 🙄 |
| Watchou wanna do when they come for you? - Bad Boys |
| Bro it’s up 300% YTD. It was 60 last year. Move on to something else if you can’t sit through consolidation. Hold shares and stop playing expensive calls on it |
| I reckon going long on his picks is the go. \nHis strategy doesn’t seem to work anymore. \nMaybe on a timeline that’s a lot longer. \n\nHe also doesn’t seem to actually make profit as he exits his positions too soon. \n\nAll in all I think this autist is a one trick pony |
| I’d say ASML 7/15 |
| I was going to use it to buy any dips. I'm 9 years in.\n\nThis is as cheap as Nvidia has ever been on a FWD P/E basis the entire time. Half of every paycheck I've made for the past 16 months has gone in stocks. |
| Calls! |
| Quit while you’re ahead for sure |
| you don't have a job you useless unemployed lawn mower |
| that's going to be about 5 years from now - might as well put it in QQQ and semiconductors and make 500% in the same time frame |
| Is GOOG ded? |
| So glad I surfed and didn’t trade today. I think that’s the call the next two weeks. Maybe just open some cheap spreads at close for lottos and let them roll all the next day. |
| This guy has been working on killing inflation. |
| Is he Ben Safdie’s character in Good Time? Because he reminds me of Ben Safdie’s character in Good Time |
| Remember to lock my profits in before the fuckers rebalance at 3:30 and fuck me |
| Nike sellers buying Microsoft? |
| When you think you are inescapably retarded just remember there are are people who didn’t buy ASTS or FLY last week. Never buy an endless spring in a desert never get your casino advice from a bear. |
| Gorlami |
| Threat to leak the Epstein files or some shkt |
| Bubble is real but it needs time to pop.like silver that rose every day for 2*4% and then dropped 45% in 1 day |
| It's for the culture |
| Whew, you're safe then |
| So never? |
| Go with the red alien $RDDT. Wendy's is done |
| never give up = "just get lucky" |
| At this point let's just add a few zeros to our dollar bill and everyone is a billionaire. |
| And if it never goes back up you’re holding forever? 🤣 |
| Whale bought the bottom on NKE? As soon as you chase he’s going to dump on you. 😂 |
| Very excited for the Christmas in July rally |
| Burry shorted more nvda, tsla, cat, amat....fucking Chad 🤌 |
| So holding to $0. |
| Oh i'm sure they'll be able to see after i'm done with this. lol |
| WDC |
| Maybe if we hyperinflate it'll go back to 100\n\nMaybe |
| All the homies hate France |
| (1) too much debt. \n\n(2) Company from what I heard doesn't really do anything "new".\n\n(3) their valuation is crazy.\n\n\-> I don't see a reason to invest tbh. But maybe you can change my mind.\n\nwhat you said here is just something I don't believe at the moment. But happy to be proven wrong\n\n |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| so short it then like burry |
| The largest 2 day recovery in the history of the stock market and you bought puts lmfao |
| this is literally insane bro |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| TIL there was something Michael Burry wasn’t already short on |
| we know her. we ALL know her. |
| ouch |
| Or he could do the funniest thing |
| Just pretend the 1.3M is only 60k. Easy 10-20 mil |
| Worked for Dell. Time for calls. |
| Just imagine how much money they would be losing buying the pentagon. Like the military literally couldn’t account for over a trillion dollars in their last audit. |
| 419 🙁 |
| Fuck I forgot Warsh is speaking tomorrow... |
| If you’re gonna have to endure them shoving that camera up in ya it helps that they’re able to see around or else you’ll just have to go through it again. |
| He hates winning apparently |
| If Wendy’s went to $20 I’d make a pile of money |
| Yeah there will be even more turmoil soon, since rumor has it, they blew their entire IT budget on AI spend with nothing to show for it. |
| Buy the dip |
| I am liquidating my bitcoin position when BTC is back at $100K |
| Oh for sure. This thing has legs in both directions and I just try to catch parts of it either way |
| Have you considered going long on a broad mix of mutual funds? |
| inverse RTRD |
| nike talks going well? |
| Then you can schedule virtual classes with me. I do not charge tuition. |
| *pets you with rubber hand wand*\n\nThere, there... |
| Yes |
| I will visit a few new subreddits for you, I want you to have that generational wealth |
| Is MSFT finally crawling back to 200 day MA? |
| Oh fuck I forgot 😩 i dont trust this man |
| [AFTER HOURS](https://marketchameleon.com/Reports/AfterHoursTrading) is telling you to sell semis and big tech \n\nbuy EU and emerging market \n\nbuy oil and energy\n\nbuy space and software\n\nbuy REITs and dividend payers\n\nbuy gold and silver miners\n\nkeep cash into investment grade bonds \n\n[AFTER HOURS](https://marketchameleon.com/Reports/AfterHoursTrading) never lies look at the volume\n\n |
| SPY has never been a profitable company. It’s undervalued. |
| I’m no saltologist but in nj and ny the minerals can be pink bc of magnesium coloring them! |
| 13.5 got in late but I think it’s a solid play tbh. Wish I had bought leaps for .80 last year |
| Easiest test ever |
| When and what is the next big earnings? |
| I’m no lawyer but your post kind of reads like an admission to a number of felonies. \n\n\nIf you received money from the bank under the assumption you are buying more inventory but you instead use it for gambling - that’s fraud. |
| You fats couldn't point South Korea on a map yet you pray kospi every night |
| Half stock, half banned eBay account inventory? |
| Jae |
| I'm guessing people who think AI is a bubble either don't have a job or have one but it's some menial thing like stocking shelves at a grocery store |
| I'm not allowed within 100yds |
| Nike call going great! |
| bmnr, dvlt, duol, I mean the list can go on and on really |
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| Your opinion is automatically negated by the use of singulars. |
| FCEL TO THE MOOOOOON!!!!! |
| Still sad I didn't hop on the call train today because my pussy was clamped up |
| Will it play in Peoria? |
| I have to make it out. I can’t quit down |
| I spld |
| I have raised my price target on SNDK to 9000.\n\nEvidence: I drew some lines on the chart.\n\n\n |
| damn that rocks. what’s your avg share price? |
| That was a joke kind of .. but do tell us what fuels do they use on the majority of fuel cells they have installed in the last decade.. are they carbon based? ... you know like coal is? |
| You need to get some education, my friend. Go to college. |
| Msft regarded only pumps ah |
| Traders: "The AI Bubble is over! You have to rotate! It can't go up forever! Crash!!"\n\nMe with my dumbass AI stocks up over $5k this week. \n\nTraders: 😡 |
| I really gotta know if anyone is listening to Nikes earnings call so they can tell me what saved them from going into oblivion |
| my profolio siiiisod |
| Media only cover all his bear moves.\n\nWe can blame media (and consumers) that publish almost click baits.\n\n |
| Lots of men |
| Tomorrow he speaks? |
| FCEL TO THE MOOOOOON!!!!! |
| Went to the fifa game earlier. Drank alot. Didn't eat anything and left with the texas heat outside. I had some bad diarrhea |
| Better keep yourself safe bud |
| Aren't Canadian banks heavily invested in US markets? TD looking at you O.o |
| What the hell |
| no homo |
| remindme! 2 days |
| It should be a law to post positions. |
| I had a job interview at Rakuten a few years back.\n\nAs soon as i joined the call, the guy was like “i thought you were asian” then quickly ended the interview in under 5 minutes. \nRacist af. |
| Your portfolio sucks |
| Too retarded to make money, not retarded enough to make life changing money |
| Buy 3 shares of NKE. |
| Full fledge retarded jerky |
| FCEL TO THE MOOOOOON!!!!! |
| Absolute regard prob has a fishhead wife. |
| 25B is the new 100M |
| Take your money and gtfo of here.\n\nNever ask the likes of us for financial advice again. |
| It's beef jerky time\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/cynj6t97rhah1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e455179487e2158c229ca7f214345ac17eb2a4e5 |
| If Warsh is even slightly dovish, this thing is opening at 770 LMAO. Amount of folks caught offsides currently is insane |
| Just read the website. It explains everything. |
| Replaying gta v for the first time since it came out, funny that I actually relate to the midlife crisis character now |
| Stop gambling |
| what do you think about sls? |
| how about -20? how would that look? |
| Miami = pretty much everything wrong with society these days |
| Something is happening with MSFT |
| Is your or ancestral homes markets opening next by any chance? |
| U used fibs from like October and knew it was going down for months, still this is silly at these levels but let’s see how it goes |
| https://preview.redd.it/5q4fee64rhah1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d43b72beb25ac0cdc56d3185b1db84a52ac7165a |
| Go buy a pair of NKE and hang out with the rest of the homeless |
| Can’t believe Nike was almost in the 36s…. So close yet so far |
| 0 |
| Can I hold a dollar bro. 💵 |
| RIP |
| 10x my losses |
| If some random shoe company can pump shifting to AI, I wonder what would happen if Nike shifted to AI |
| "Just do datacenters" |
| Easy Jared |
| Thank you for keeping the roads a safer place |
| JULY we will be only going up |
| Grats, you swapped long term capital gains tax for for term |
| Did you use teeth? |
| Down $150,000 all time with $122 in the port. What do I do |
| !banbet $MSTR 7/10/26 |
| No one trust KOSPI anymore lol |
| nope! but she is 31 and she is not done |
| "The June WSB Pump and Dump."\n\nIt's like some of you want to get arrested lol. We call it the "June Multi-bagger Opportunity." |
| OK but what is Michael Bully doing? |
| I guess NKE's new "Sheistys" didn't sell LOL |
| what did you invest in? |
| mArKeT iS fOrWaRd lOoKiNg bRuH |
| Nope |
| I had 5000 shares since 2020, now I have 1500 because I took out profits |
| **No Active BanBet**\n\n| W | L | Win Rate |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| 0 | 1 | 0% | |
| Great point, will do this when buying 10 lots in the future |
| !banbet |
| guys i just failed my road test |
| Why does he continue to short things? Just because it worked one time doesn’t mean you can’t invest in companies lol |
| !banbet MSTR 100 10d |
| You really think that dipshit can read? |
| NKE is the dinosaur still alive |
| You joke, but.... |
| It thus goes to 12 I’ll shit an actual brick |
| Yep most of DRAM is priced in. Good for people who bought early, but blockbuster earnings have been priced in. MU earnings were good, but didnt move the needle a whole lot. |
| AI AF1s |
| pivoted to AI |
| Good evening regards. |
| i was thinking it should be enough for a quickie with your mom and some nuggies to keep you busy - how's that sound big boy? |
| This has been such a good week already |
| OMG I would assassinate her baconator burger! |
| If they did their stock would go up. |
| …because it’s up \~174% in the pst year and pays a fat dividend? You people really are just proud blatant retards on this sub |
| Where are you? |
| Just put fries in bag bro |
| https://preview.redd.it/6vi8j67oqhah1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a183ee0a316efa67334f6e2890be5b52238db56c |
| At some point the market can't ignore the regarded multiple Mag7 has. META is at like 9x P/E lol its ridic. Should moon in July. This actually reminded me to get some calls on this puppy, ty |
| I wanted the wife but fuck the dibs needs to be honoured |
| Crazy that I read that and was like “yea that sounds about right” |
| Why is Nike pumping back up |
| 1% |
| Buy the dip sell the news. Rebound after today but it's going to keep tanking lol |
| 136 shares at $386 in my brokerage and 196 shares at $398 in my Roth |
| I think the reason John Krasinski takes me out of a movie so much, is seeing him for years break down the fourth wall looking directly into the camera on The Office. It makes it feel like I’m watching someone acting. Not his fault |
| That 600k to 50k loss is insane. Did you buy lottos with that?? |
| I also just be saying stuff |
| just be careful man, tesla investors are the most retarded human beings known to man. Trying to predict their behavior is like trying to predict how much ketamine elon will shove up his butthole next week. |
| SNDK is \~5%, better off hoping SK, Samsung, and MU moon |
| I also choose this guys future wife |
| $WEN |
| Dumping into the weekend |
| Really though NKE can't go any lower |
| I gained and lost that much last month to avgo earnings rally. I’m still hating myself for not cashing out pre earnings. |
| WEN for dinner every night this week |
| Are you guys done humiliating yourselves buying WEN? |
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1\_gTC5Kut0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1_gTC5Kut0)\n\nYOU MUST SAVE WENDYS AND MAKE $$$. |
| Host AI data centers |
| Right? I'm a commercial banker and my jaw dropped. Can't wait til the bank finds out and starts filing SARs. Not gonna take long. 🤣 |
| Any fucking positive news would be good, so hard to come by lately |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/MU_Stock/s/OIvgsY9mNM\n\nGotta grift the grifter to get in the grift ya know |
| All I saw was 3D graph, I am in |
| is her name Wendy by chance? |
| Inflation |
| Only lose 1000? |
| Why don't ya tell us the meaning of life there smart guy? 🐒 |
| See you soon😼 |
| What a shit day |
| Ha! I bought puts right at the top on MU yesterday, perfect entry.\n\n Then the top moved up a lot |
| >Now that you know, you should request your broker to enable option trading for your account 😁\n\nMate you trying to make him bankrupt? |
| it. they do it |
| Idk if the bear market is really over tbh. I think we'll see a pump tomorrow morning before a 3 day dump on spy to 715 |
| Such desire in those eyes! |
| Someone who’s goes from 69k to 1.3 million in a year isn’t going to trade safely lol. No safe trade is yielding gains like that and now he’s got the high |
| First they came for my wife ...and I just watched\n\nThen they came for my neighbor ....and I did nothing \n\nThen they couldn't get it up for me because I was too ugly 😞 |
| I wanna play in her casino \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/83ebl4hgqhah1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41efb51abe96aa4ba94c8a8e27a14795331d649f |
| MSFT 💀 |
| Transitory just turned 5 🎂 we threw it a party, it asked for a raise..... |
| Easy day |
| Chances? |
| Met my future wife in WSB today. port is up. life is great. |
| I let a torta eat my ass and it was nice |
| and MU down 50-100 |
| What does Nike even do? Sell RAM? |
| you'll find out in like a couple weeks |
| Jist think, Ghey bers - how high would QQQ be if MSFT/AAPL/AMZN/GOOG weren't such dumpster fires. |
| Bro I read the headline and had a mini heart attack |
| Calls on Mbappe |
| Nike done this to themselves. |
| https://preview.redd.it/v748idraqhah1.jpeg?width=1488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eb11ebca76a0d608fd1c4a802f73ad6f94b56e9\n\n |
| 2500 1500 |
| Was going for a quick swing but i've become a long term bagholder of nflx. Many such cases,! 😂🤌 |
| This post makes me feel a lot better about my red day. And for that.. I thank you. |
| I’m not going broke on 0dtes. I’m taxmaxxing |
| What price would SNDK and MU have to be for DRAM to reach 85? |
| TTD |
| Is there a chance for META to go up before earnings? |
| +$20 would look good on msft tomorrow 🤌 |
| Surprised they paid such a high price for it even though it has yet to pass an audit. |
| every single day lover😉 |
| 🪦 |
| This whole colonoscopy prep thing seems excessive. I've only had two glasses, and feel like ive lost 20 lbs. \n\nAll this to protect one little camera on a snake, huh? |
| If you like to watch soccer you might be compelled to buy fake internet corns, you've been warned! |
| Great Bro, you belong here, post your positions immediately so we can reverse them! |
| The secret to calls is holding them for longer than 30 minutes |
| I am really surprised that some people in WSB who always consider themselves "civilized and educated people" do not know anything about IMF, World Bank, or Asian Development Bank. |
| Anyone care to explain this to a financially illiterate dumbass? I have no clue what I’m reading but I’m interested. So he took out a loan and bought bitcoin? How does MSTR come into play? I’m confused |
| Dvlt, sofi, smci. |
| I'm now accepting donations 🦸♂️ |
| I saw that recently someone went on LinkedIN, announced that they were the world's foremost expert on some made up AI skill, and when google's Gemini was asked who the world's expert on that skill was, it gave his name and referenced his LinkedIN post as a source. \n\nSEO Injection is being replaced by LLM Injection. |
| the best way to lose all the money and take the account to zero. Lets talk one year from now. |
| Let's goooo France, calls on Mbape paid off |
| Don’t mind if I do |
| With that attitude you’re making it far. |
| NKE guys |
| recalculating route to nearest Wendy's... |
| hopefully me 🤭🤭🤭 |
| This literally is too poor to post according the subs rules. \n\nMMOOOODDDDSSS |
| Narcissistic instrument |
| Sounds like Big Mac propaganda to me. |
| You can be damn sure not a single person at the pentagon is capable of counting any quantity of money. So, good for Palantir. |
| I played ibrx earlier this year. I got in on some calls when it was at 4. Ended up breaking even after the run up in February due to fomo. I bought more on the way up and lost all my gains on the way back down in March. \n\nIt sounds promising, but I don't fully trust it |
| Poor Nike, they didn't do it. Sigh 😞 |
| Not a single bearish comment in any of the threads for the last 2 days - bulls literally took back everything in less than 48 hours with bad news coming left and right \n\nImagine not being on the same side of the house in a rigged market \n\nEasiest money I’ve ever made in my life |
| 💍 cant wait for whats to come! |
| The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible |
| Who even cares about Nike anymore |
| First time seeing Mbappe from team France. Thought he was darker. |
| Full port companies with EU AC exposure under the theory EU has some survival instincts |
| !banbet mstr 100 10d |
| Sofi |
| All you people saying he's wrong haven't factored this in: I'm buying calls. |
| FCEL TO THE MOOOOOON!!!!! |
| SLV |
| FCEL TO THE MOOOOOON!!!!! |
| You know the rules, hoss \n\nPositions or ban |
| why the fuck would they need nuclear weapon lol |
| See where the blood slide starts on the SPY chart? I legit thought that was a great time to buy calls. |
| Don’t tease me with a good time |
| Up |
| FCEL TO THE MOOOOOON!!!!! |
| hopefully, if not im cucked |
| It is, launchpad being prepared |
| Wonder when these people will just buy regular stocks since theyre all mooning like they wish these meme stocks would |
| Oil Puts is the way |
| !banbet mstr 100 10d |
| Sandisk has been good to me |
| Notice how Google maps/Apple maps never say made a mistake, it says recalculating route\n\nAct ur life like that😉 |
| YoY revenues and profit are up? |
| Nike |
| BJguy! |
| STLA at all time lows. I just don't see them going away. Time to buy??? |
| He just testing that resistance into the reversal trendline |
| FIG |
| Might be the best post ive seen in years, you fit right in here 🤝 |
| chatgpt about to singlehandedly pump PLTR to a trillion dollar market cap because of a literal onion article |
| We need a meme short to spice things up. Has one ever happened? It is time for a new regarded game. Suggestions? |
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| If only a shoe company could pivot and become an AI company. |
| Look at earnings projections and the constant upward revisions and it will make sense. |
| palo looking good |
| username checks out. |
| WSB tearing itself apart instead of embracing the meme: apes together strong. \n\nGet some Wendy's get a frosty and chill. |
| Chat calls on this cause I see the “bears really thought” pattern forming here |
| These French cuks really edging us lmfaooo |
| That fake V from Nike was so pathetic I hope it goes to 35 now |
| its when the shorts get squeezed |
| Cam'ron voice \*uncle murda voice\* |
| This is the reebok or the nike |
| You are delusional. Go read economic reports by OECD, World Bank, IMF, and ADB. |
| another 250 at least to make it 2500 for America's 250th |
| I wouldn't let jordan eat my ass |
| Literally nothing can right for boeing lol, IT outage now. wtf it’s cursed |
| Will msft be green tomorrow |
| I don't think so. People will still be using their favourite software and Bending Spoons will figure out the best possible models for monetising it. Plus economies of scale! And DATA they will be the company which has the most data focused on user behaviour in customer-facing apps. They are putting everything on one infrastructure so the space for optimisation is huge. |
| New YouTube mobile font is complete ass |
| FCEL TO THE MOOOOOON!!!!! |
| Yeah fuck it. I’m down to pump |
| FCEL TO THE MOOOOOON!!!!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/xctk6o9aphah1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b979386294401069b326cbe97b7a371d663e810\n\n \nDD: return of the pretzel bun |
| I also got cucked by that one |
| https://preview.redd.it/uyxs7d1ephah1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e34a6a64ae34ca2b18207c5f7717b28fc93b205\n\n |
| kawhi back to canadiastan |
| FCEL TO THE MOOOOOON!!!!! |
| Just like Huawei network switches that were subsidized and sold around the world for telco and networking. One slight problem, they came with a back door so china could capture every country’s comms. No chance western Countries fall for that again. They will keep buying US tech so only the NSA can spy on them 🙂 |
| Where the pump at |
| Just need AMD to pump 1 more day and i promise i’ll sell |
| $69,420.69 |
| last time i full ported ASTS it dumped to its current level, but i think once they get more sats up it’ll be gucci |
| Never give up bro 🫂. You will recover soon keep rolling the option |
| God damn that green boner on Robinhood AH. |
| FCEL TO THE MOOOOOON!!!!! |
| I’m going to steal this joke for today. I’ll either the a hit at the bar are you won’t see here again. \*Trump voice\*. “Mexico vs Mexico, may the best brown person win the match”. |
| PYPL |
| Look at NKE like ....*Damn homie, in high school you were the man homie, wtf happened to you?* |
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| do you even know what short squeeze means |
| GO ASTS, GO RKLB |
| America is so crazy lately this almost passed my bullshit detectors. For half a second my brain was like "They already sold the White House and congress." 🤷 |
| Nah, he can now trade safer and work his way up to 2mil steadily |
| stop asking fuckface |
| Sonion |