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| Stop selling things, mongos. Instead, buy things.\n\nYou see if we all buy things instead of selling things, the line will go and we all make money.\n\nIt really is that fucking simple. |
| I ain’t buy any options when spy is in the middle of the range |
| down 54k |
| Even eod |
| Burnt on nvda. |
| I hear LAC will be good over the years |
| No, I only replace parts with aftermarket when I have to. |
| Only israel is promised everything |
| I would be shocked |
| “No underlying negativity “ |
| its kinda funny but sad how they treat nvidia. they have to have a great earnings but they hold them to such a standard that they have to be flawless perfect earnings. no mistakes allowed with nvidia or drop comes....as usual |
| Bulls don’t have the cards |
| That's why it's still micro |
| What's the dumbest most contrarian investment you can think of right now? Which asset is getting absolutely blasted to pieces and if you were objective, actually kind of looks like a decent buy? |
| Yeah new content dropped today lmao |
| I would not be surprised if algos treat WSB as a usable sample size to determine retail sentiment and use that for stop loss hunting. |
| I love ass |
| Paying stcg is an instant 20% hit. You need to weigh what the stock will do and if you're willing to hold for that guaranteed 20% reduction in profit taxes. Personally, you should be buying stocks that you do feel like you can hold for a year. Past that you're often just gambling. \n\nI have nvidia stock that I've held for 10 years, just because I made profit on it doesn't mean I plan to sell it unless I think nvidia is losing its position in the world. That shit is going to be passed down so that the cost basis steps up for my kids. |
| I guess being regarded really is the only way to make money |
| hes fingering bol pie rn |
| industrials are flat on the day????? |
| The answer to any question starting with should I bang.. Is always yes. |
| Fly NVDA |
| Idk how many times it has to be said but nvda is 4.5t company that isn’t even top 20 in revenue. These insane ERs are already priced in, as is 5 more years of insane growth. The numbers were probably already known in Wall Street which is why it was up to 195 from 172 earlier this month. |
| No skill all luck |
| No one here is causing nvidia to dip lmao |
| They do the same thing as dividends but don't give you the dopamine hit |
| Smart people bought contracts that expired yesterday |
| Once again a move happens at open and then dead flat rest of day fuck this trash market |
| Seems deeply oversold, February is a shitty month and next month institutions are gonna think like you |
| The age of bull 🐂 is over. The time of the bear 🐻 has come. |
| I mean, stocks onls go up right? |
| https://preview.redd.it/lhvjwx93jvlg1.jpeg?width=1312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd14801ddcf94c5c3f0746305c41c53b63504090 |
| They want us to sell today so they can pump the ish out of it tomorrow |
| One day, you guys will tell yourselves why didnt i buy MSFT at $400. Just buy and hold |
| Bols sell them calls spy will break 685 soon. |
| I agree on the principle but, i don't really do seasonnal stuff, obvious move are always : down on the last 2 or 3 trading sessions of the month and we go back up agin. I'll try to reequilibrate tomorrow selling some of my puts and buying long range calls but this shit might go down monday too.. |
| Then predict the next one. ❤️ |
| Yes. But take all her gold and silver for a ridiculously low price. |
| Yes, you gotta pay it forward |
| Thank you Twas a loss I was okay with but not smart I know |
| def |
| Fk it just drill me to 0 |
| NYC weather on March 7th will be 64 degrees , nah we summer already and it's on a saturday so every regard will be out |
| 😀 just touch urself instead |
| Wendy |
| A lot of u guys bought NVDA $220 call. There is still hope. u still got 1 day to go. \n\nJust need 10% day like that Amazon guy |
| Who do you think is the main exit liquidity lol? |
| Confirmation Bias Boi |
| It’s Thursday evening in Europe, do i deserve a beer? |
| Spacebucks |
| And what’s gonna stop NVDA from falling 😭✌️ |
| No |
| Flatter than melanoma's boyfriend's tits |
| ngl the re-adding on the bounces is the part most people can't do. everyone talks about riding a trend but in real time those bounces feel like reversals and you second guess everything. |
| why daytrade this? Seems like one of those buy and forget cases |
| 3 month spy chart the 🌈 chart I ever seen in my some years of "investing" |
| My brother install the LTSC version of windows. It strips out all the bullshit. |
| He also makes stuff up for content |
| I've predicted every crash of the last 30 years LMAO HAND PINCH EMOJI |
| Bulearish |
| should i bang a gilfy 60 year old with big tiddies but is crazy af? |
| LOL. |
| I dont think other megacaps are being incentivized by the market to lie about their capex rn |
| industrials being sold off makes me think iran fears |
| This isn't a serious selloff with real underlying negativity. It's what happens when everyone is on one side of the boat in one stock expecting one outcome. Then they don't get magic immediate riches on their calls and they sell. Then every algo for big tech follows that stock down.\n\nMake no mistake NVDA's earning were cause for broad market bullishness and I'm a bear who didn't hold NVDA before but I am buying that and QQQ heavy this afternoon. |
| So expensive tho |
| NVDA gonna need a new company to “loan” money to and then have them turn around and buy chips. CRWV and the others aren’t pulling enough weight smh |
| Your wife is gay |
| Already did |
| But what about the jet skis and endless amounts of child blood? |
| NOOOOO MY FDs |
| Only thing pumpin' hard today = The $ USD. |
| No one talking about Zscaler, perfect |
| And they’ll call me a conspiracy theorist for pointing this shit out lol |
| Msft Bols, we ride at dawn |
| any lottos rn? |
| I bought 190c when price at 188, then 185c when it dropped again for 3/6 |
| Day ends flat to fuck everyone right? |
| Please volunteer in your local soup kitchen so all the hungry bols are fed for another day at least. |
| It cant go any lower at this point |
| My micro ain't looking too soft right now |
| Bears get out last warning |
| It's ok for people to ask for the market to spare AI stocks growing 30% YoY while still only at 25x - 30x PE. E.g. networking bottlenecks, etc. I do now own 2 Mag7s, GOOG and AMZN, but haven't owned NVDA since 184 last fall. Saw this coming as it needed to rerates its PE. |
| The dream is have a spouse that supports you like how 686 is supporting SPY right now. |
| cnbc crew sounding desperate lately |
| Is all the money flowing to vbucks or what? |
| Didn’t they call back that one ship because the plumbing was ass? |
| Slim to none. Rotation’s got momentum. Rotations usually don’t unrotate on the same day |
| WHAT A DOGSHIT DAY |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry warned y’all, you just didn’t want to listen 🙉 |
| Is the Clintons testifying bullish or bearish? |
| your mom has volume |
| a hoarding tax on things outside of the stock market would be crazy. of course it would only attack the mentally ill and poor but anything to keep the market moving... |
| 😀 |
| ERZA |
| Fighting for its life against 685 |
| NVDA is stoping SPY from going below 686 right now |
| Brokerage. |
| Most of the data is backward looking. |
| to be fair, Hill isn't exactly Epstein's type ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ |
| How you see the NVDA numbers and you say sell. What the actual fuck ?! I'm not even in it or anything but dam people are stupid as fuck |
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| CRWV Puts, SOUN Calls, SG Calls, DUOL Puts |
| Green day port +3%, red day port -15% every fucking time |
| I thought this was a fake post with one of those new/fake accounts, but then I checked your profile and you've been a degen for a few years. I can't believe this image is real |
| Do you really? I almost got it on my Civic Si back in the day. Looking back on it I think it would have been way too fucking loud lmao. |
| Look at that 1 hour chart. We’re definetly going back down |
| YOLO HIMS for the squeeze .... Hedge funds don't learn, they repeat their mistakes..... |
| no jerbs |
| Ok you got my interest |
| SPY and NVDA are in a toxic relationship with the 80s |
| i'd prefer it now than by close |
| Oil stocks |
| They get swept up in headlines |
| Look for trends. Nvda always rallies 2-3 weeks before earnings. And sells off next day and takes spy with it. You just have to be patient, and dont over leverage yourself. |
| Got some Krispy Kreme puts to make myself feel better |
| !remindme 80 days buy puts on nvda before earnings |
| Why would you believe the opposite, unless you can foresee tomorrows news the bearish sentiment meets the indicators |
| Easy to make money when u have money |
| if you like it at 400... I think you'll like it better at 393 |
| Lies or prove it |
| computer, expand on this |
| Bearhunter predicted all of this |
| paper hands. ngmi |
| I could fill a swimming pool with all the bols tears today. |
| Nvo is a legit steal right now |
| You CAN win them all, so what the fuck is your problem huh? |
| the risk is they can still possibly lie their way out during earnings call\n\nthats why i have my shit dated APR+ |
| Well, see, there's your problem |
| If only Nvidia had missed expectations, SPY would have hit 700 today. |
| C) fat fingered |
| Let's test 184 one more time on this fine day |
| She fuk you or you fuk her? |
| vibes |
| Can't wait to use your app |
| And some are just adorable. |
| Stock market crashes are not a myth, I have seen them! |
| Yeah, bought a call at the bottom and just sold it for an 80% loss. |
| Spy will never be outside of 670-700 again |
| march is around the corner a super freakish bullish month |
| 9/18 20 c's |
| 'W'en? |
| I have these massive balls that I lug around to my desk job. It sucks to stand up a bunch so I spend alot of time looking at stock message boards trying to find shit like this. \n\nKevin Bambrough brought it to my attention on X. Guy is kooky as balls sometimes but holy shit did he nail it here. Owe him quite a bit. |
| Friday will be interesting considering the looming war. |
| Might start pulling my hair out for fun. Anything but watching the market in this range. |
| Any reason for the sell off besides a NVDA profit taking |
| Tingling in his balls |
| Logan Paul will net easily 9 million from a pokeman card and us here happy to break at this point 🤡 |
| What if the AI bubble popped tommorrow with CoreWeave announcing bankruptcy??? |
| Not just you |
| THANKS OBAMA |
| Nvda dip is good food for bols |
| Saas in long term will be dead. Semis/big tech are the winners and will go up long term. Rest of sectors will be flat or down |
| So my sister and 2 cousins had all lost their job last year. Sister was able to finally get a job but took a 60k pay cut. That is an exaggeration. One cousin was able to get contract work and the other is still looking. I also lost my job last year but was very lucky to land one where I actually got a bump in pay. |
| it's because people can't separate money flows and positioning over the very short term from real world profit and loss |
| 684.xx by close |
| It’s just you |
| You work at the Wendy's dumpster, right? |
| Yeah they're totally not hooked now and won't be broke within a month |
| His ass |
| Thoughts on coreweave 85p for er? |
| Whichever sounds more convincing?\n\nA) I must have been sleep-trading\n\nB) I was held at knife point buying these options |
| No you don't 😂 nice try though |
| Thoughts on MARA? |
| Bought 500 shares of AMD at 2.68$ in 2016. Sold at $50 a share.. dumb move. |
| In a Roth IRA, no less |
| Some of you guys are alrite. Some are insufferable. |
| You'd figure 401ks would have taken SPY to 700 after 6 months flat lmao |
| Bought 500 shares of AMD at 2.68$ in 2016. Sold at $50 a share.. dumb move. |
| With the price action of SPY the past few months you can nearly bet it's just do the opposite of yesterday and you're gold. |
| i got nvda 200c for 3/20 at 3.5$ avg - will this go past 4$ ever?😤 |
| Not only has OpenAI not cracked AGI. As someone that knows enough about the topic, I can tell you AGI is not "crackable". AI does not have the ability to learn and intuit, nor will it ever have that ability. Not just in our lifetimes or our grandkids lifetimes, it very likely never will. The entirety of our economy is propped up on a promise by OpenAI that AGI is one more data scrape away. THAT'S why its a bubble |
| No crying in the casino.\n\nThis was me doing short dated contracts. Stop 5dte or less.\n\nConsider buying leaps with down turns. Ive been trading netflix/unh lately. (50% gains in the last week)\n\nA couple stonks i like to trade with 14-40dte exp are spy, qqq, tsla, nvda\n\nDont revenge trade. Leave money to avg down, and wait for a trade to set up to buy contracts, buy unh at 270, sell at 290. Spy 695+ buy puts 30dte out, tsla drops below 400? Buy calls. So many stocks have been range bound for the last 2months. |
| shut up 😀 , I don't have a job 😀 |
| God forbid a white boy have a little \n\n🫲vol👁️🫦👁️ume🫱 |
| What strike and expiry? |
| Market is jizzed |
| That is not your forte.\n\nI say this as respectfully as possible, you are legitimately awful at it and have been dramatically wrong repeatedly.\n\nBeing good at risk is not about thinking about the worst possible outcome all the time. Anyone with a brain can do that. The best bulls do it all the time as a mental exercise.\n\n\nBeing good at it means identifying the real risks and what the feedback loops look like and comes next. |
| Based on? |
| Is it just me or is microsoft lookin really fn good right now |
| No |
| 686-688 close 99% probability |
| The bearish sentiment is because some of you have no ability to foresee things |
| Saas dip buying propaganda failed lol back to MU |
| My wife is a tranny … am I gay or no? |
| It’s the new eBay |
| PLTR green is pissing me off 🤡 |
| WTF is trending. Execute Order 66. |
| Yawn! |
| This is me! |
| I work for a company everyone in the market thinks is irredeemably, hopelessly fucked with no chance of future success and our bonuses for 2025 just came in at 130% of target...beat all metrics. |
| i’m gonna buy spy calls for tomorrow and for the first friday ever it’s gonna dump 😁 |
| Do I double down on my calls right now or switch to puts? Its coiling for something |
| Well no V is going to save us today |
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| It’s the new eBay |
| It’s almost like people know the market will resume its perpetual upwards trajectory at some point. |
| Friend of a friend who makes 200k+ annually is starting to donate plasma, just so he can afford the matching clothes for his kids in their family photo shoot. Calls on GRFS |
| going to touch 681 today |
| Yeah jane street is just the tip of the ice berg |
| Theta tryina eat away at the second round of puts I bought. Vultures man. |
| I build satellites, what do you do? |
| Have said thank you many times to mr market, he still mad af |
| See you Monday |
| Right before war with Iran on Saturday? |
| You deserve to be here. Now gamble your future away again. |
| they were meant to sell the shovels to to the people who would cure cancer |
| *Sad Wolverine holding a picture of MSFT at $406 this morning* |
| Alright, we V tomorrow |
| Did you see it go up nearly $30 from February lows? The ER was priced in, it’s not like it was a secret that they were going to crush earnings. |
| 40% |
| Alright SPY, let’s go test the waters of 684 again and if you’re feeling generous.. 682 |
| Can Iwm go green again |
| Investors hate real earnings! They like memes and vibes! Confirmed |
| What are these small ass V’s spy |
| Tomorrow is friday. Time to buy some calls |
| There are two things wrong with a blanket statement like this:\n\n1 The two studies compared are not the same, so you cannot compare the numbers equally.\n\nLLY's 25.5% were not open bottle, but NN's was. So users may stop taking the drug as they are told what drug they are taking.\n\n\n2 LLY themselves have stated that the 25.5% is overblown, and is not achievable in vast, vast majority of cases.\n\nI am definitely looking for follow ups on these studies. |
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| They trade premiums with HFTs and make billions a year |
| The fact that some of you play team sports and are overly political is why you are not making any money |
| too many people, and now they are giving up on those calls, but in the wreckage there's a buy opportunity.\n\nthis is a positioning selloff not a rejection of the company |
| https://preview.redd.it/r5smimrmhvlg1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab5679541258f918634bf7641c7c64475324a607 |
| smalls bags a few grams in it, sure |
| nvda? never knew her |
| Nighty night |
| U.S. gonna blow it up .. that's what this selloff is saying |
| I’ve tried doing that, doesn’t work |
| Hmm… NVDA needs to announce a deal with Open AI or some type of new 100b investment in Open AI. \n\nWe need to pump the stock. |
| Lol |
| Oh LUNR. I thought that 15% dip after a 175M dilution was an over reaction, when their market cap is > 3B. And that worked out pretty nicely today, so I'm happy. |
| Did you see the one regard buying 30k worth of 6945c right at open, can’t make this shit up. Charts are horoscopes is what these morons say 😂 |
| War were declared..? |
| What offering? Think you're mistaken |
| Tomorrow it will go above 190 |
| Never ending line of people desperate to buy bags and catch knives here |
| Really annoyed I didn’t sell ccs on my RDDT shares this morning |
| Its not volatility, its the cash floor of the stock is really close to where it currently is.\n\nI think their company is fucked, I do not understand why investors have tolerated Cohen raising cash and not doing much with it.\n\nThat cash on hand has not beat inflation and returns below risk free rate.\n\nBut that all being said, he has 8B cash on hand and 4B in obligations.\n\nIt isn't a question of if the company is good, its hmmm they have enough cash float to do exactly what you are seeing. Trading sideways. \n\nWhy pay the theta tax and carry huge technical risk of the same squeeze setup as the original, which was SHFs going way too deep past cash floor. |
| Just inverse your instinct and you're set |
| was looking good for a hot second after hours… my largest position is tlt and tmf… i’m all cash in my 401k market i think is done. was a good high risk yolo sorry to disappoint. |
| What do big boys know about AMZN we don’t? Fuk, they keep selling for months already |
| Nvidia or the butthole? |
| 2/26/26 could turn out to be a repeat of 6/26/62. "The Kennedy Slide" as it came to be known shook equities investors back then and it could happen again for similar reasons today, you guys |
| USA to 3rd world country speedrun |
| Hi Jensen,\n\nShould i yolo my lunch money into dailies? |
| lol who bought NVDA calls? |
| Time in the market > timing the market. |
| this shit been happening everytime after the morning move |
| Cmon over to the warm “safe” embrace of biotech. |
| If you have been scammed by the hedgies, call the team at Regards & Associates |
| Was NVDA meant to cure CANCER? |
| thinking coreweave 85p |
| this is the first time when spy is down 1% that my regard-olio isn't down 5%+ |
| Lol you're pissed. Regardless of how mad you are though it is a bubble. If you wanna keep riding AI this hard no ones gonna stop you, but that doesn't make you any less wrong. Devotion does not make you any more correct than you were before |
| It’s truly a baffling reaction I don’t get why, I just feel their call reaffirmed their thesis and execution is on point so I’m staying in it unless something materially changes or I need to move capital to a better looking position |
| Ya |
| Tomorrow is vix crush Friday |
| Market acted like war is coming |
| Market is rigged, sell now |
| Who wants to make lots of money?, cuz qqq 606 puts are about to help do it |
| Fuck AMZN and Fuck Jassy. |
| Every single instinct I’ve ever had as a trader in this market has been wrong. I need to consider doing something else for a living. This is clearly not for me. |
| Any possibility recovery or swing green ? \nQqq and spy ? |
| The premium for a call is crazy - 100% implied volatility |
| Thank you kind stranger. I've learned quite a bit from this whole affair. I'm taking a break, but I'm done with short term options all together. Yesterday I parked the rest of my money in LUNR shares, and that has been printing so I'm happy 😅 |
| I guess it's the DOWs turn to shit itself |
| Y'all think semis have more juice left this year. AMD and nvda are barely up this year while rest are already up like 20% |
| Great prediction for january 2026 retard |
| Day trading 0 DTEs/short term options in your Roth IRA is peak degeneracy. |
| AMZN day low again. FYI 205 max pain tomorrow. |
| Bagholder spotted |
| They're killing premiums. That's literally it. |
 nytimes.com www.nytimes.com |
| Yeah I’ve seen plenty of posts like “funny how it’s impossible to date a guy that showers, wipes his ass, and has a job” and I’m like sounds like your league. Maybe they’ll end up with the “elbows too pointy 2/10” guys at age 39 |
| Even though Lowe’s bathrooms *are* clean. I personally, still can’t finish in there also. |
| brack friday bunduru |
| Porting amzn 🚀 |
| Quantum of Soreass |
| Oh no your steak is too juicy, lobster too buttery! |
| Did NVDA stop making chips?! |
| It is only loss when you sell |
| They priced like leaps tho |
| U.S. MMs get some of the BEST tax AND legal treatment compared to nearly anywhere else in the world. They take your money and invest it into South Korea, Taiwan, Brazil. Meanwhile our indices stall and fall for multiple quarters at a time. Put these people in jail. |
| Studies show promise for reta, but most people I've heard talk up reta get their news from Tiktok.\n\nSo I'm not drinking the retard juice just yet. |
| never heard "buy the rumour, sell the news"? |
| apply for a job |
| Puts so free its not even funny |
| …thanks Obama |
| I'm out of anything US equity related... KOSPI and chill |
| We will never have a green day anymore. |
| Just ate a 5 lb Chipotle burrito for lunch 😦 🚽💨💩 |
| FBI or secret service will be at your door.. |
| 2 days of pleading the 5th |
| green all time? |
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| Black Friday 😀 tomorrow |
| 5 |
| Ah, such is life |
| Try sending in an application to WEN. It's getting competitive since they're closing out hundreds of locations, but you have great potential! |
| YA |
| Funny how that’s how Apple voice recognition spells it. |
| let's go NVO |
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| weeks of toiling, lost it all today on more -0dte calls |
| Perfect analogy |
| # Bols talking shit and parading yesterday\n\n# when they should've been searching for a bridge to live under\n\n# ⌓‿⌓ |
| TAKE IT BACK |
| #Ban algos |
| Well, i'm 80% puts 20 % calls right now, i sell at 6750 and begin to buy calls again if this hold, otherwise, pray your mother and sisters if we go lower. But last year correction was really about surprise, nothing coming from this administration is shocking now. The Tech stocks will have to grow into their clothes ; maybe next earnings we go higher than 7000. |
| about to go on a date purely because idk how to reject women |
| NVO is trash. Belongs in the dumpster |
| Thursday is the new Friday. Friday is still Friday… dumpage x2 |
| Holy fuck!\nHow did you find such a gem?\nCongrats!! |
| This is a Canadian company trading on the TSX. I know you’re probably being facetious but EPA is the federal environmental regulatory body in the US. They also received UK approval for production, big for this company |
| “Leaps” 😄😄😄ok regard |
| Are my 695c expiring tomorrow cooked? |
| I just an article that said Hillary claims she never met Epstein. Yeah right lady 😂😭😂😭 |
| 😀 my first bear market |
| WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM BRO. |
| Since i aim for 20 percent gain per week most likely. |
| No offense, but a lot of you are pretty stupid. I wouldn't take investment advice from you ever. |
| Yeah I understand them losing their niche being a problem, but IBM explicitly have set up tools, were developing further tools via Watson, and announced in their earnings report that they were doing this, so that Cobol could be converted to Java, which is far more accessible and not an IBM language.\n\nThe point I'm making is that if Cobol programming was important to their business, they wouldn't be actively setting up a way for it to be removed or replaced. Cobol as a language isn't important overall to IBM, the consulting on the language is like 1-2% of their business, but managing the systems and infrastructure is where the value lay. The only thing that happened is Anthropic have accelerated the process - but why would IBM care about that if they were already not married to Cobol anymore.\n\nIt maybe appears the market have somewhat concluded this also, climbing back to the near same price as when the Anthropic announcement was made. |
| compared to my 0dte\n\n they are lol |
| One of them being r/wendys |
| Me too |
| 50 billion buyback from CRM is roughly a third of all shares outstanding at these prices 😳 |
| 4.5 trillion dollar company can't give specifics about how revenue will continue with a 48 p/e, tokens = revenue is moronic |
| 🎲🎲 |
| I'm up today somehow thanks to shiny rock mining companies |
| I never finish when fucking Lowe too |
| Clintons testifying in congress for epstein today and tomorrow. Lets go lower |
| I'm Canadian I don't know the EPA is. Is it a sports League? |
| Because youre holding calls 🤣 |
| 1 month options are NOT LEAPS 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Nahh NVO dip is crazy, generational buy the dip opportunity |
| has no more juice into it |
| Most bulls think bollinger bands are exercise equipment\n\nThat’s why they keep getting rugged on every 5 minute candle\n\n🤣🤣 |
| Eod pump is gonna bring spy to -0.3% |
| 🥭 do for Merica and announce a Gyna deal 😎 |
| 1080 MR. LAHEY!! |
| How about you take the $230k in profit and pay your taxes dude. Deal with it. I’m not waiting 1 year for every position I enter. |
| NVDA leaps for 200 1 month out\n\n |
| Because the Iranian regime is so peaceful to begin with? |
| My spreads loves this choppy marked xd |
| Can we just finish at the fucking Lowe’s for once?! |
| How fast u go? |
| P/C ratio, all that matters man |
| The rizzler will learn how to read before spy hits 700 |
| People really thought stupid shit like crypto has bottomed because of one good day 🤣 |
| Yes😄 |
| Nvda yearns for 185 |
| The appointment isn’t for you, it’s for them |
| Who the fuck is selling JFC |
| How many pages yall got on your 1099 this year? |
| I assume this 45\* trend line that only goes back to 2023 is sustainable. |
| $NFLX still screaming from 75 . Am i a bag holder ? Yes am I happy it’s finally been a green week ? Also yes. New add revenue projected to be 3 billion. |
| "И"-shaped. |
| Quantum |
| How are you feeling now? DOCN dropping ljke a rock |
| Because they sell one product and demand is going to die out soon enough. They sell mines and shovels in a gold rush. |
| Absolute retards |
| Quantum gang y'all ready? |
| Non-tech SPX etf outperforming SPY on the daily, weekly, monthly, and 6month \n\nthe circus tent isnt big enough |
| Bro it's a $5 trillion dollar company. What more do y'all want? Lol |
| Autistic guberment |
| You ok little guy lol |
| Gotta keep it tight 😎😎 |
| Can't have it drop more, people might make money |
| I mean if you’re that sure it’ll go down, sounds like you should short or buy a put right? \n\nAnother option is to sell a cc, not without risk but you can get large premiums with an expiration date that lets you get the reduced tax rate. \n\nThe middle ground is to sell some of the position and diversify. But to say sell everything without a plan is wild too. He should consider diversifying, selling everything is just as dumb as holding everything. I say that as a person who’s also made a chunk on MU and plan to hold until there are signs of RAM supply catching up. |
| Speak for yourself. I took the day off work to see the butthole. |
| The market holding NFLX back from greatness 😩 |
| Sensible thinking regarding the market has gone by the wayside I’m not trying to be rude just tired of people acting like gamesuck is soooooo volatile in the day and age of PLTR HOOD RKLB etc…it’s a pos stock that pisses me off beyond all measures because a buddy of mine got burned to hell and back on it so nothing makes me happier than making money on puts off that pos |
| Depends. If your IQ is above 3 then yes you do |
| oh for pete's sake |
| All these negative people are out to harm you. More puts and calls, you are the real edward diamond hands. |
| Having your Jewish son-in-law negotiate a "peace" deal with Iran doesn't seem too peaceful to me |
| enjoy your prostate exam sir 😂 |
| I think this is the top |
| Ports up 55% today still down 98% all time feels good |
| !RemindMe 6 months\n\nu/disgusting-puppy\n\n>-4% so far. COPE.\n\n\nLmao 🤣 that's nothing. Can't wait to laugh at you retard. \n\nPromise me you won't delete by then. |
| What’s that mangosaid spy700 eod |
| Market is vibe investing in this day and age. It has nothing to do with actual reality, it's based on what the media markets it as.\n\nStock investors rarely know what the fuck is going to happen in two days, let alone to an entire market.\n\nThat's why 95% of this sub gamble their moms retirement fund in 0DTE options. |
| SPY 700 EOD EOW by noon…. Fucking delusional idiots😄 |
| This NVIDIA beat is quite literally one of the best earnings reports I’ve ever seen. Even when it was only up 1%, I found that shocking. \n\nFor it to drop 4.25%, there’s absolutely no logical explanation whatsoever. |
| Cheeks are getting clapped hard today |
| The just got EPA approval, look into it. Also do a simple search on the applications of Graphene, it touches almost every industry |
| When the 50sma/ema is holding? Probably not. But reverse this, so yes. |
| How can she not pump |
| see you next quarter |
| Too late he lost it |
| 🫡 |
| Was* |
| More than 1 million immigrant workers (legal and illegal) left the US working pool in 2025. Many of the legal workers still have their jobs, they are just working remotely or in offices in other countries (no longer US jobs).\n\nThat the US doesn't have 1 million new job openings in 2025 (it was ~100k) means to me that the US has been hemorrhaging jobs. |
| Yea just bc of those fees the trade is not worth |
| WHAT'S THE POINT OF AN APPOINTMENT IF YOU STILL GONNA MAKE ME WAIT AN HOUR MORE??? |
| fascistic government |
| War with iran should push spy to 700 |
| That position is worth $770 right now. Jesus |
| Yes |
| Shareholders in CRWV have puts that expire today to lock in profit in case the shit hits the fan which explains the OI stats for today but those march options. Woof, they're expecting the prices to not only hit 125 a share but go past 165? Fucking how? |
| my brother in christ. This is 10 years of my 401k that i've saved up through backbreaking desk labor. that should be enough for you but here's some boring "stock stuff" below.\n\nnet revenue per ton sold: $200k (sourced from investor presentations 80% margin on $250k/per ton)\n\nInterviews with CEO have stated multiple times that 70+companies in sales pipelines with several customers have need of 1k or more tons per annum.\n\nMultiple direct references to DOE contracts and relationships being developed. CEO been seen mingling at Mar Lago and recently have assigned people with background in developing govt/military contracts to board. \n\nIf even 500 tons of graphene is sold in the next year in a half or booked for sales orders, you are talking 100 million in NET REVENUE. This shit will literally be in anything and as soon as some sales contract validation and deliveries occur the P/E ratio will hit 25-50 pretty easily on new nanotech that improves everything it touches with a bluesky potential order book of tens of thousands of tons with scalable/modular technology. \n\nyour fucking talking 1bln in NET REVENUE at 5,000 measly tons. that makes an EPS of 2.84. No way the market doesn't at least assign a P/E of 30-50 on this so even on the low end with a 20% discount to the future revenue while they build out (SHIT ONLY TAKES MONTHS ONCE THEY HAVE THE ORDERS BTW LOOK INTO THEIR HYPERION SYSTEM) nets you a god damn $68.16 per share price even after their minimal recent dilution of 5 million shares to finance the buildout post epa approval. \n\nTHIS IS THE ONLY ISO CERTIFIED QUALITY CONTROL PROCESS OF GRAPHENE THAT ALSO HAS EPA, EU, AND UK APPROVAL TO BE SOLD IN ALL THESE JURISDICTIONS. THEY ARE THE ONLY PROVEN 100%SP2 BONDING GRAPHENE IN THE MARKET WITH SCALABLE TECH AND A TIER 1 PARTNERSHIP WITH THE GEIC. \n\nThis shit is so fuckin insane and I literally need to see a doctor because this erection hasn't died down since the EPA approval two days ago. that was the derisking event IMO. |
| GUYS do not worry, it will be green in 5 year |
| people who are buying are being used as exit liqudity |
| Yep! SHLD and XAR will go up! |
| I too have several bookmarked. To make sure I NEVER accidentally visit them. |
| Or simply Google starts selling their TPUs, or there's no more AI inference demand due to competition and 10x cost efficiency by models, etc, etc.\n\nI find it incredibly that people think this is a trivial trade. Bitcoin is clearly fake but AI valuations, that my friend I'm an expert on, is how people are. |
| # Begun, the Pedo Wars have... |
| Can’t go wrong with GLD! |
| Dead af in here. Don’t worry bulls you’ll be back. |
| # WELLNESS CHECK FOR BOLS |
| We were oversold at the start of the day, now we are not. Go figure. |
| Puts on mental health |
| Can't say I would have necessarily called it that last Halloween was the generational top of the S&P500. |
| Nvda just loves 185 |
| At least some commenters here get their usernames up on the board. Must feel good to at least have that going for them. |
| at least you know it was risky. I’m not worried about you broseph |
| I diamond handed that f---ing kangaroo bounce on QQQ and held for heavy losses until I got a small gain.... god damn it, not too proud of my trading today, got faked out. But I have a small account, don't trade like this with a big one!!! |
| SPY 200 |
| Do i hold my 692 puts into tomorrow? |
| everything is fucked, SELL EVERYTHING |
| This is market manipulation if it isn't obvious to everyone! |
| Sounds like you need to use it |
| Next post: “My balls hurt” |
| Lmao |
| This really just ain’t enough blood though. Shit’s too high still. Wake me when we drop off 10% on SPY |
| Remember when data keep the market up or down. Now data doesn't matter they are just flat out keeping it down to get cheaper margins. Damn no shame 😂 |
| I gatta be brutally honest, I don’t even know what I’m gonna have for breakfast in the morning, let alone know what I’m doing in the markets |
| It's not even that bad. You'd be playing with fire. |
| Ave cost \~362 for me...so I like it here?\n\nI'll be selling calls forever. |
| hopefully, you got liquid in those balls cause we finna get paid |
| Kenny Rogers Broaster Casino |
| How in the ever loving fuck is there a still a ridderall shortage.. give me my meth so I can continue to make $ for 0dte |
| Spy puts and calls. I’ve got the day off and I’m gambling 0dte on my couch |
| Hell yeah, pumped to like $204 after their great earnings. Probably more likely than not, but I’m also wrong sometimes |
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| It's lude, lascivious, salacious, outrageous. |
| Fuck I was busy and didnt saw all crying from bols😄 |
| ...and that's part of the problem too |
| risk it all in one trade \ngo big or go home my G |
| You survived the Maduro and El Mencho raid, you can survive anything |
| Only geys fast tbh |
| How in the ever-loving name of the hells is Scamvana green and Google is kill? |
| Eh, gpt and Gemini are significantly better unless you wanna spend $3 per request on opus |
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| !banbet spy 700 36h |
| had to look it up to make sure you we're pulling my leg. jesus |
| Not a V it's a flag |
| # listen...\n\n# the most hilarious part about ALL THIS IS\n\n# SPXT IS GREEN TODAY |
| For you regards yesterday was realistic 250 by end of week 😄 |
| Kinda gay too |
| I too would like to know the answer |
| Retail has every hurdle in the world to overcome to make money trading, yet still companies are allowed to coordinate sell offs and conspire, and for the one company every 10 years who gets a slap on the wrist, maybe a fine, nothing else. people off themselves over this shit! |
| I will. |
| Well it's forming a flag, so that's usually want what happens |
| Yeah but those regulatory fees really kill your profits |
| Maybe in a universe where a bunch of retards didn’t get conned |
| How come |
| Probably just buy 100% OTM WMT calls for 2 months away. That should hit easy. |
| idk if i can handle this much stress day to day |
| US Iran talks paused and Cuba getting in a gun fight with Americans, Taco is going to get his war very soon. |
| Genius. |
| That V was embarassing |
| Nano banana 2 is a dumb name Google |
| CNQ, AEM, EQX \n\nyou’re welcome |
| Good boy |
| Me the last few days averaging down on puts lol |
| im holding $195c too and i say no tbh |
| MODS, GET THE HOTLINE. |
| Lmfaoooo @ EOSE. |
| Wishing for my GLD bros to go higher |
| 36 HOURS INTO A 41 HOUR FAST |
| No one’s going to keep buying the saas dip |
| Thanks, down 70% yesterday closed for 100% profit today |
| Not really, that’s just a bonus if the market isn’t active |
| Can mango do something regarded, I’m bored |
| Just wait till I find the person who logged into my account and bought all these calls today trying to catch falling knives |
| Days like today are why index investing is a bunch of gay bullshit |
| We are ending the day -3% |
| sorry, you've failed the mirror self-recognition (MSR) test |
| # DIP FOR ANTS |
| Spy 700 is such a bait |
| Probably keeps dumping tomorrow and then green dicks on Monday to start the month on a good note |
| Noted buy calls March 23 |
| Banbet I won’t jump in front of a truck 3 days |
| Well if he didn’t he’d have to pay for health insurance on his own and that’s pricey af |
| I’m 30 underwater lol |
| probably within the next month or so, spy will shoot past $700 and people who expected range bound shit and who got puts will get fucked. |
| i will own nothing and i'll be happy |
| They also have to keep price near Max pain as much as possible to retain that premium. |
| Is NVIDIA hitting $195 by 3/4 realistic? |
| It’s probably still the best for coding, but chatgpt 5.3 codex is incredibly good. |
| This felt personal |
| Asia and Europe session today were big standoff. Be ready for them to dump tonight too., following the trend. We got dumped on so much that it will have to be US market to go hgher than 7000, before that that'll chop again in this range. ( just for info : each peaks are like 8 days in between.. do what you want with this information. |
| 50,000 DOLLARS!!! |
| W |
| I had something like 25 BTC that I mined myself back then. Bought weed with it. 10/10 would buy weed again. |
| CELH was trading at $60 this morning now dropped all the way down to $54.60 because of the market dump. I feel like buying calls 2 or 3 weeks out is gonna make a lot of money. Probably after analysts come out with updated ratings and prices it will shoot up for a quick gain. Or the market hates companies that are making money and growing beyond expectations. |
| Nice try MMs I’ve unfazed. Dump more you nerds |
| Y=10000000000x^2 parabola |
| JUSTTTT A BIT MOREEE |
| It’s ok man. Have faith and trust in God and he will bless you with patience, guidance, wisdom and anything else you ask for(as long as it’s reasonable) and you will be able to make it back! The lord tested my faith by allowing me to loose 90k this past month and now I’m up in the making. Peace be with you! |
| PFOF doing work |
| I’m bullish asf on SOUN |
| Wait until 1:30-2:00 for calls, or yolo long puts to anticipate a further drop tmr |
| I feel like 5 years from now we'll look back at Google as the big winner play |
| Wendixie? |
| It's pumping because of the one redditor that keeps calling it the best website on the internet. |
| Oh damn sheesh |
| see now it doesn’t matter when you’re holding shares but most of us here play with 0-1dte options so WE care💔💔💔 |
| Robinhood loves magically hitting my stop losses then mooning right after |
| NVDA after-hours: 🚀 +3%\n\nWall Street analysts at 4:30pm:\n\n“Textbook reaction. Frankly, we’re surprised it’s not higher. The strength of the earnings call, the margin expansion, the AI narrative, it was inevitable.”\n\n9:30am. Market opens NVDA: 📉 -5%\n\nWall Street analysts at 10:00 am:\n\n“Also textbook. Classic ‘sell the news’ event. Very obvious. In fact, we warned about this in paragraph 38, footnote 7, sub-bullet C.” |
| Is Claude the best AI thing right now? Gpt doesn't rate limit my use but Claude seems better overall |
| Now that all you nerds sold and bought calls they’re gonna pump it lmaoooo\n\nYou think the MM will let February end red? |
| I can't take this anymore, this is too much winning |
| Bols are atheists until they buy calls at the top |
| yeah the issue would not be 10x or 0, the issue would be 10x or 0 or -1x(IRS). Just letting you know man. hope this works out in your favor cause otherwise you have a tax bill and the loss. |
| Glad my calls are weeks out |
| I can't help it, I was born this way |
| What are we buying? Might just put more in silver. |
| What yall thinking about AVGO here? |
| Or stupid NFT's (definitely 100% wasn't me... /s) |
| Thank you! 💃💃💃🤣🤣 |
| Maybe SPY will reach 700 in 2040 |
| sure seems like they're selling US |
| Hope you guys are proud that every time you buy the dip you’re allowing the boomers to exit at high prices. |
| Don has gotten loans over and over...and left people hanging. There is an infinite supply of regarded money real people can't tap into. |
| ummm ok |
| i think us, but i could be wrong |
| Any of you guys checking $ROPE? I hear they are buyout targets. |
| You may not like it, but this is what peak winning feels like |
| V |
| To make the point today |
| Just buy bruh |
| But. But. The DOWs above 50000! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| nvidia made by indian chipset |
| They collected premium before earnings |
| Most of the people here are genuinely stupid. Why do you think trash stocks are up 500%\n\nIt’s like 2021 but 100x more retarded |
| Reddit pumping on no news was your canary |
| You would have cooked good today |
| bro just pump nvda back to $192 and i’ll get out again this time, TRUST‼️‼️ |
| Fun to be a ghey ber losing money? Im good, prefer to stay green and make green |
| They never know shit |
| At this point ill just take a massive dump -5% and be done with it |
| Bought 100 march 4 672p at close yesterday. Sold for 267% this morning. I’ll buy calls at 680. This range trade is printing |
| Is 700 in the room with us rn? 😭 |
| Stop buyyyyinngngngngng |
| # Greatest economy ever of all time, by the way.\n\n# HAVE YOU EVEN SAID THANK YOU ONCE!? |
| I post plays all the time |
| Eh, it goes up, it goes down, who cares |
| Spy 700 is edgemaxxing |
| Its funny that these commentators on CNBC always some some dumb shit like "We don't know why NVDA always drops after earnings". We all know its MMs and institutions are collecting premium. |
| QQQ calls here ATM anything longer than 50 dte |
| PE |
| Time for calls |
| Luckiest save ever |
| nvda was the trojan horse |
| Paul Roberts entering the chat for being early |
| Simple, sell some of your short dated calls as we go up to 7000 and buy some long dated puts, wait and gain.. \nIf it dumps again (like today and tomo) you'll have some more time to buy calls again at the bottom after selling your puts.. |
| Hey… who knew the safety play today was shake shack?! 🤣🤣💃💃💃 |
| Theres no down it's just flat for months on end 😂 |
| At least we know CVNA is always gonna be there to give us a green day when the world is burning |
| Well the money has to come from somew |
| Are the euros still sticking around or what? |
| Hey siri play what’s the move by lost kings |
| Don't worry about the losses, we will just refinance. |
| id have to get stomped by 40 men to suffer a defeat |
| I hope he keeps posting his trades before he places them. \n\nI can always use some fresh prospective. |
| next week iran war |
| Nobody still believes you. If you are so confident, post some plays instead of chatting about it. |
| They are eating the DOW |
| Come join the ber side, more fun |
| The MAG7 seem to be taking it in turns to dump.... no news... just luck of the draw! |
| Ofcoruse that msft pump at open was fake. It wouldn't go green, that would be silly. |
| Shhhh, if they hear you they will be really mad… |
| Free money formula: \n\n- buy NVDA below 190\n\n- sell CCs at 190\n\n- never have your shares called away as NVDA trades between 179-190 for the rest of eternity |
| They’re retarded who can blame them |
| I fucken wish my limit filled but not there yet. edit: Actually, this would still be above my most expensive lot, so not technically averaging down, but whatever. |
| Not going to get excited until S&P 6700 firmly insight.\n\nWhich breaks first? 7000 of 6700 |
| Yep |
| You're an idiot |
| Not many things are as satisfying as being a bear and correct |
| Its black friday vibes, time to buy more! |
| yeah some Gemini AI slop told me the same thing on Tuesday which to me made a lot of sense. It literally said if you can't rally to at least $205+, then it will drop to $180-$185-ish so the call sellers can get fucked |
| 🫵 are averaging down. Admit it.🫵 |
| Can't wait to see corn hit $5k later this year |
| To what |
| Surely if you keep throwing shit at it, somethin will stick, right? |
| give me ur play so i can inverse u |
| 💃💃💃🤣 |
| KILLL ITT TT T T T T T T |
| scalped EOSE for 10%, not bad. |
| This is the way;.\n\n |
| okay dude you do you. Sure there may be tons of historical precedent on shorting below the cash floor and the technical risk it carries; or you could look at the relatively low SI as you know ... funds don't want to get fucked by this.\n\nBut I am sure, you sir, know better. |
| You must be very rich or very depressed |
| So they could take money from you |
| Market is even more regarded than us lmfao |
| I have stock yet I boycott it. Am I nuts or what. |
| lol\n\n |
| We got deflation? Or is this outdated? |
| Bulls keep buying calls and keep losing \n\nYeah I’m talking to you retard reading this\n\n🫵🫵🫵🫵 |
| Sometime this week would be nice. |
| Most of us knew that Nvidia will drop after earnings it never fails but, oh Boy! this is criminal! |
| Watching qqq today feels like when I’m watching my football team go out there and keep having turnover after turnover with flags all over the place 👎🏽 |
| Where’s that dude that called out unh this morning, i inversed you and won. Thank you. |
| Regardless of what holds or doesn’t hold, I stand by the fact that it is extremely difficult to sell this market too far down. Earnings were just way too good this quarter. |
| I mean on the plus size this is all extremely small sizes so just leave it I would say, after 10 years who knows |
| The short interest has increased. Sorry homie. |
| 38 % short interest right now 🙂 |
| Nikkei green, DAX green, FTSE 100 green, CAC 40 green, American'ts bigly red |
| NVO going to bounce back to $43 for a minute soon? |
| i think ive decided not to participate in earnings reports from now on |
| I went on buying 0dte calls from being they bear! Not going my way |
| So what the fuck was the point of yesterday? |
| who cares about wash sales, i am here to 10x or 0 |
| As if they aren't using AlphaFold |
| Guys, I am no longer having fun |
| i was confident in my play, now, i'll have to trust you |
| You can borrow my playbook if you like:\n\nStep 1. Buy or sell something \\nStep 2. ???\nStep 3. Lose Money |
| Yes |
| Kindly run for your fucking life. |
| Sell it for me!! |
| But we can’t have two red days in a row, right? Right?! |
| Parabolic? It's up nine cents from yesterday's close. |
| I just know if I actually try to take advantage of the constant swing between 680 and 690, SPY will buck the trend and shoot past 700 |
| It should dump again tomo on opening and maybe you buy calls at 12 or closing but what'll be the week-end's shenanigans ? |
| Nutlick misses his pal Epstein |
| In what universe are we in, AMD signs a $100 billion deal and is back to its pre-deal price LOL. Actually don’t blame myself for holding this time, cause what the fuck is this market? |
| If my grandma had wheels, she'd be a bike. |
| just wait for it. |
| We ending green fam |
| Position or ban |
| this one fucks |
| Semis will be back next week. Just relax bulls and take the week off |
| We're had two green and teo red days this week, so tomorrow is coin flip. |
| or just be nancy pelosi |
| ONDS is a fucking hemorrhoid on this fucking market. Stupid POS. |
| 🤌🤌 |
| i’ve been holding most way before so not worried about iv |
| drop adverted, you single handedly ruined everyone's put |
| PUUUMP up the jam |
| I went ghey bear and I liked it |
| oof, dude never double down and sell in the same day, that is impulsive, you gonna get burned that way. take a chill pill and make sure to do bets on analysis and not sentiment. have a good week stranger |
| Yk i'm actually starting to think i wont ever see a circuit breaker anymore in my life and i just miss the adrenalime rush of them 😔 |
| Looks like an excellent time to add |
| ok what’s the play |
| Fr tho I can be convinced to invest my kids entire college fund on this. What's the make or break for this stock? Any events coming up? |
| NAVN is fucking ripping why did i pile into the NVDA mess 😭 |
| NVDA has done this the past two earnings and you regards still went all in calls for some reason. NVDA told you dont buy calls and you bought calls. |
| 1. Start company\n\n2. Have insider information \n\n3. Open predictions market account \n\n4. Profit |
| i’m only risking minimal… it’s only 9am… |
| So we pump tomorrow now? |
| Risky how it’s the least volatile stock in the entire market check the month 6month and year timeline shit it’s only up 800% all fucking time it’s a shit stock it’s going back to 10$ all the bullish chatter and it’s up 10%ytd after being down 30% ytd last year in a banner bull market nah dude nothing risky about that pos |
| 4 more hours,,,lololloool |
| Looks like AMZN trying to get to 205 which is max pain for tomorrow. How we keep letting MMs getting away with this shit is beyond me. |
| Imagine thinking these carnival barkers like Scam Altman, Howard Nutlick, and Michael Saylor are going to usher in the new golden age you’d have to genuinely be a retard LMAO |
| Puts on MSTR. Not now, let it set back up, but fuck that stock sucks. |
| Bulls lost their life savings so Jensen could dump more stock to fund his new mansion \n\n🫵🫵🫵🫵 |
| Future generations will study Michael Saylor, who figured out how to make Ponzi schemes transparent and totally legal by giving you stocks for your money and calling it “digital credit”. And when the stock eventually goes to 0 then they’ll just be “oh well, stocks go down sometimes”. They’ll call it a Saylor Scheme. |
| NVDA's stock is falling today because given A LOT of folks were long calls into the print, & it didn't clear $200, brokers are selling stock to reverse sold calls. It's that simple. This isn't fundamentals. It's market mechanics |
| I told you you are a narcissist - did you listen? No. |
| Did Trump nuke Nvidea? |
| ROKU, DIS, and CVNA seem to have missed the going down memo. |
| bols are fuk |
| Damn we going to war |
| DONT |
| When is big Clifford donger coming? |
| Absolutely embarrassing performance from big tech smh |
| When the market doesn't react the way I thought it would - **FKN RIGGED**\n\nWhen you get finally get it right - **HOW DID NO ONE ELSE SEE THAT** |
| i like phantom of the opera |
| Amazon is trash |
| Aggravatedly buying carvana puts at the top may salvage my shitty start to the day |
| Yeah wait until it hits a year in length and by then you’ll be down 100k. What a stupid take |
| # HOLY FUCK |
| Gonna V any minute now |
| NVDA: $78 billion next quarter and 75% gross margins\n\nMarket: Meh\n\nRandom scam "quantum" shitco: We will make $20 million next year and lose $200 million\n\nMarket: Hooray |
| pltr going parabolic |
| that's cause our milkshake is good and brings all the boys to the yard |
| bru watch once i sell my nvda calls it’s going to have a massive pump |
| Its down .33% this man is the anti money equation |
| I sold puts too early I'm afraid I might be assigned at this rate |
| yo! you are gambling in both the casino account and the roth account... on the same stock??? do you want wash sales, cause that is how you get forever disallowed wash sales. |
| Why the fuck hasn’t VST released their EPS yet? Fucking bastards |
| Turns out I'm retarded |
| NVDA ruined the market |
| Charts look like ass\n\nMarket is jizzed \n |
| Stop, you're gonna make me... hungry |
| please just put most of it into an index fund like msci all country |
| bears fight for justice |
| So you can't predict shit. |
| Share on what stocks lol |
| Not buying anything. It'll push up my cost basis! |
| 🌈 |
| It was definitely a regard here. Haha why would you think MSFT will hit $450 soon? |
| LMAOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Imagine not buying it at $22 |
| 😉 |
| As long as it's not my backyard |
| a fat bounce like that forces all the intraday shorts to cover which is why you see price action get squeezed into a nearly-straight line as every nervous short gets out on the very next downtick they see |
| Because everyone expected a post-earnings pump. As if MM's would want to pay out. |
| blady bitch benchod spx go back up basterd |
| lol, XLT is an F150 trim, I’m being sarcastic - the only way you can pay $150k for a platinum is if you get another f150 on top |
| *quietly reenters puts* |
| Obviously the answer is no aren't you paying attention |
| My asshole grew 3 sizes today |
| Hamilton was great |
| LOLLLLLLLL |
| Well? |
| No |
| Sending love from another regard... Very close to your situation 😂 |
| “What do you get when you cross an accountant with a giant jet airplane? A Boring 747” (just like this market) |
| My 605 qqq lotto might hit 😋 looking for about 8x steak dinners winners |
| I’d feel bad for the SPY 700 bulls if they weren’t such mean spirited assholes |
| Purrrrr btc dumping 🐈 |
| I need a play |
| I have stopped 10 wars |
| 0 dte? 1 dte? |
| Stop, it’s dead already |
| Your silly attempts at humor amuse me fartdonkey. |
| Not now kitten I'm monitoring my gambling around a subpar car rental company |
| You mean people don’t want cancer causing data centers in their backyard damn |
| Can someone tell me why we dumping? |
| Mine got reversed on appeal but I got 3 days for simply stating that many 🥭 pickers had tried to take down the fruit and failed. Just that and nothing else. |
| A drug they should create is a quick wit pill. My ex met my current girlfriend. Had to navigate that like crocodile infested waters and still wish it went smoother. Thank god I’m riding a high from winning some money this morning. |
| Computer says no. |
| I think some of you are so addicted to options that you couldnt even achieve a 0% return if asked to |
| Heavy volume on Rklb 85C |
| I told you MSFT would see $300s before $500 - did you listen? No.\n\nI told you TSLA would see $300s before $500 - did you listen? No.\n\nI told you NVDA would see $160s before $200 - did you listen? No.\n\nDo you believe me when I tell you SPY sees $500s before $700? |
| gainz |
| never trusted that "V" tbh |
| If its good enough to blurt out in a hearing, its good enough to sell. |
| now I cant pay rent nice |
| I introduced my pops to options and he trades 100 monthly contracts at a time. |
| did you not see what it did earlier? |
| Up 10% on UWMC shares i bought yesterday |
| Probably |
| v to Guh |
| Less gaslight...more tailpipe. You'll both be happy |
| Already up 13% suck my dick wsb |
| Bols are 100% more cocky when the market is green so obviously nobody deserves this gaping more than them. |
| Meanwhile I'm debating if I should eat today since I only have $10 left until I get paid.... |
| Poor goog is only up 74% yoy 😔 |
| Well regards I really thought that was the one |
| https://preview.redd.it/73ih4g0idvlg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d409bfcd9a7efe079eec546194b067e17f00980 |
| Hold the line zuck. Hold the fucking line |
| Nvda back to 170 by tomorrow \n\nBulls how are your -99% calls doing?\n\n🫵🫵🫵🫵 |
| Would rather have CVNA in the S&P vs MSFT |
| Who do I speak to at Robinhood to just refinance the debt |
| ruh roh raggy 😭 |
| Epstein is living in Hillary basement |
| Here’s a tip for no particular reason at all: because your Roth is funded with money you already paid taxes on, if you somehow lose it all, just close the account and you can realize the tax loss for every dollar you ever contributed to it. Then, you can start another Roth and do it again next year! \n\nAgain, no particular reason you might need this tax tip. Great job, champ! |
| I think US will accept a whole shit load more observers to deal with paragraph 1. Mango will hand over the rest of his presidency and perhaps his freedom if he attacks iran.\n\nsequence you laid out is plausible tho |
| they probs exercised it |
| good play |
| F f f f f fuuuuuuuck |
| BIG OLE h PATTERN |
| *pop* |
| And if you go back 2 years and then 2 more years you see comments just like yours. Maybe it is cheap now. People have complained about FAANG and now it's MAMAA. You do you. People saying things were too expensive 2 and 5 years ago probably still think they are and that is fine...but they are also leaving a lot of money on the table. Especially if you are long. |
| Market makers are drinking our milkshake 😡 |
| Rip and tear until it is done (your port) |
| Think i ruined a coworkers life by introducing him to options lmao |
| Getting shit on |
| Doubtful, snorting Drano would probably be an improvement for you. |
| How |
| SPXW gonna trade between 6700 and 6950 until the end of time it seems. |
| so close |
| The margins are low in the data center world thanks to the billions in debt necessary to fund both construction and IT hardware to make them run, putting both parties in a hole that can only be filled with revenues that come from either hyperscalers or AI startups. The latter of which currently does not have the fucking money to pay what they promised. \n\nRunning AI data centers is, even when you remove the debt required to stand up these data centers, a mediocre business that is vulnerable to basically any change in circumstances. |
| Still a very real possibility that Pam Bondi called the top down to the day |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 700.0 before 27-Feb-2026 12:18 AM -05 |
| Bought 687c at 684, sold it at 688\n\nWhoever bought it from me is a chud |
| !banbet |
| Loading up on some lotto puts on MSFT cuz that shit is gonna be back at $390 tomorrow 😭 |
| lol huh? |
| Jane Street called they want their strategy back |
| Not so smart bulls don’t realize if btc suffers so will spy… |
| I guess the PDFs really did just pump the market for the SotU, give us a dog and pony show. |
| Ber or bol it's time for lunch.\n\n\n\n- 25 years ago: submarines\n\n- 20 years ago: calzones\n\n- 10 years ago: paninis\n\n- 5 years ago: Cuban \n\n- Today: bánh mì\n\n- Tomorrow: tamago sando\n\n- Never: smørrebrød |
| SOUN please go back to this mornings trajectory, amen |
| is this jane street in the room with us right now |
| Bols just sell let me make money 🙁 |
| That's a nice little range you have there Mister Market. \n\n \nFFS the day we break out of this, there will be so many oprhans and terminal ill traders... |
| is zerohedge the lowest iq person on x |
| Graphene? Who still uses pencils? |
| Did fat cuck tom lee open his mouth again? Is that why 🌽 is dumping? |
| |
| I made money on the dump, then the pump, and I’m making more on this dump. I should quit my job |
| Even if Iran settles oil prices will keep climbing. Recession is on the menu. |
| they dont care bruh |
| Wouldn’t touch NVDA calls with a 10 ft pole |
| Good luck |
| Monday |
| Come on just 1% more on spy |
| The Dow The Dow your Honor |
| 1. put all enterprise free cash in paypal weekly calls\n2. announce potential buying interest\n3. profit |
| Sub 685 incoming |
| Bro was right |
| Wasn’t it 120k 2 months ago? |
| Buying opportunity today |
| really bought calls at the top at 11:30am |
| You think they just hand out rich births? It takes money to be born rich... |
| The ah thread going to be so dead with the bull destruction happening lol |
| Yeah for sure. Just crazy woulda been about a 1/2 mil gain today |
| can always count on msft to let us down |
| Dissidents unite! Same lol |
| Construction investment in manufacturing facilities is pretty high, which would indicate that the investment is being made. \n\nListen, if you are going to be a good driver, you should probably look at the road ahead then just staring at your rearview mirror. |
| Yea I honestly regret waking up and checking 😭😭 |
| So then I'm correct. |
| You bought calls at the top AGAIN? |
| no one cares predditor |
| I repeat, the dow is not 50,000 no more 😬 this is why u dont brag 😤 |
| You're laughing, my calls are dying and you're laughing? 😭 |
| Next week looks a little boring. What’s the play? |
| Get a good dentist. Watch out for throat cancer too. Both have been the result of Subox. This is a doctor more concerned with commision than your health. Hope you feel better. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/RockCultural4075 made a bet that AMD would go to 190.0 within **1 day** when it was 212.295 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Out with a 80% loss on my calls. Watch this thing recover now |
| meta still green lets go zucky |
| JOHN LOC DONT FUCKING MISS |
| This market is so unstable everything from a memo to perfect stellar earnings since this market negative. |
| have you tried not being a degenerate |
| Ok i just bought the dip time to crash baby!!! |
| Monthlies been saving my ass but they so damn boring 🙁 |
| Just finished a month long ban by being “too political” for the weekend thread after a civilian was murdered in the US. lol |
| Fuckin ell |
| Straight Theta gang since like fucking December, we have gone absolutely nowhere |
| Hey /u/jizzyjuice23 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: GOSS.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Spy moving just enough to give him some hope. Meanwhile theta |
| Btc dumping like that qqq gonna follow off that cliff soon. |
| Is the V in the room with us, Bols? 🤌🤌🤌 |
| 😋 |
| The dumpster is, let me tell you! |
| circuit breaker |
| pls? |
| peak revenue growth for the ai hardware trade. has nothing to do with mango |
| Is th v done for the day? |
| Retail workers would righty hate when customers come in ever 😂 |
| I've been on it for 6 years. Ask for the films instead of the pills. |
| Bers you better enjoy this because later this year when there arent ANY red days, we will shine. (we may break even from all these red days) |
| Just inject it into your brain. Are you stupid? |
| Corn -50% from ATH, SPY -2% from ATH. Keep going until its -100% and SPY is at 800. |
| And now we BS for the rest of the day on SPY. You could buy a few cons that expire a week or so from now, but let's be honest, theta will just eat it up like Pac Man |
| Michelob Ultra? 🐱 |
| Our demands are a proxy for Israel's because they have all of our politicians by the balls. They have to completely remove their centrifuges and hand over every ounce of 60% enriched uranium.\n\nWhat will happen is we won't reach that agreement. So we will let Israel attack first, they will be counter attacked, and then boom "we as America have to go attack iran to defend our pals Israel" |
| ATH..? Tons of volatility? |
| Aren’t you guys tired of winning? |
| Baconator |
| I opened RH and saw BTC was at $66,666. Selling everything now |
| Corn, you had no business pumping from 62k.\n\nNow go back to where you belong.\n\nAt 0. |
| 200 million volume on Nvidia and price just barcodes at this point |
| Get me a DNUT. 🚀 🙂 |
| Just hoping my shares don’t get called. \n\nI previously sold $430c weeklies on rips. \n\nThis week I sold 440/450.\n\nWe’ll see what next week brings. |
| I just want <600 QQQ is that too much to ask bols? |
| Theta gang never felt better |
| earnings right |
| Right back down |
| Imagine buying FIG at $142.88 |
| Pretty gay |
| Wow that’s a trash portfolio lol |
| I love Chris but Leon is something else. I loved RE4 on ps2 when it were first released. |
| Wow imagine if you had bought puts |
| I'm just here to watch peoples misfortune, I'm a boglehead cuck |
| This is why it will never "crash", there's trillions sitting in virtual coins that do nothing. There's just way too much cash everywhere with nowhere to go. |
| I got smoked on qqq bro |
| If they beat they go down if they miss they crash win win if you ask me |
| Yeah in your own head, that's the reason. |
| no |
| The weight loss results are really good if you opt for cremation. |
| MSFT back to under $400 |
| Stop with the fake Vs, let us drill down -3 percent in a straight line and let bol die already |
| If you keep trying to convince yourself that bears are fucked today does it make you feel better about your loses? Is this some weird coping mechanism? |
| Almost spring ephemeral time 😮💨 |
| On a day like today it feels amazing to win back what you’ve lose, I can easily see how people get addicted and lose everything. Luckily I have discipline |
| I just realized how unlikely a selloff is.. people aren’t wary. They are so happy about all the money they are making. It’s so enticing. They want returns |
| Buy a Big Mac |
| CRCL fucking mooning |
| Thanks man, I appreciate it! |
| Yeah, but I don't want to die. I just want to be brain damaged a little, like bulls so I am stupid enough to buy calls. |
| I wonder how many regards they got to sell their puts and buy calls. Just me? Fuck |
| No he doesn’t because the economy made like 150k jobs the entire year of 2025 lmao just talking out his ass. Manufacturing jobs have sunk every quarter since these tariffs. The only thing they’re building are data centers. |
| wasnt corn 62k 2 days ago? |
| lmaooooooooo right. i wiish i held just a tad longer. i woulda had my mortgage payments early by 3 months |
| https://preview.redd.it/lnsy6i94cvlg1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2af3e26f66cde7de898b8dd3157a358cacc0732c |
| If it gets to his strike price, probably |
| diff businesses |
| I’m going to buy a shit ton of puts next Nvidia earnings. You better not fuck me Mr. Market. |
| I used half my available funds to buy the dip.\n\nWhat to do with the other $20? |
| That’s what I said but people think this whole sell off is because of NVDA |
| The market did hwat now? |
| Clears the cholesterol right up |
| Didn’t you hear were putting em on the moon next |
| Start this on polymarket and play it as a hedge |
| Appears that international down similar amount tho, general market drawdown. Only stuff up is SaaS and bonds |
| good luck brother |
| iv crush gonna be real if they just "meet" expectations btw. $260k in options into earnings on a name like this.. respect the size. \ngodspeed either way. update us |
| Looks like FOMO buying at peak prices... that or you didn't take profit, or set a proper out for losses. RIP fellow regarded brother. |
| how do you say the symbol ? A bag O , that's how i say it now |
| Congrats playa |
| It’s simple demand and supply mechanics for this name. Not enough room for the boomers who need it. Send it to the moon. |
| Terrible on his part considering Nvidia |
| Shorting every bounce free money |
| Iran happened |
| Truly one of the worst 4 month stretches in the history of the market. Can’t buy low. Can’t sell high. Just watch the tiny ups and downs sword fight with their little peckers |
| Jane Street turned the 🌽 dump algos back on 🤣 |
| not looking good |
| \> Iran obviously won't give into our demands\n\nthey already publicly stated they won't try to build nukes. what other demands are there really\n\nmango will lose midterms in a landslide if he attacks Iran full out. maybe his handlers are threatening assassination if he doesn't tho.\n\nbearish oil prices on no war, more observers |
| we want a new affair declaration every day, stock goes to the highest peak |
| They are sitting on 8B in cash with 4B in net obligations. \n\nHave you forgotten how the original APE saga started?\n\nIm certainly not bullish on them but risky to short when their cash floor is like 20$ a share. |
| Oh shit 🌽is dying… probably bullish for the market this afternoon. |
| too many fake-outs, done for the day |
| Relatable |
| Here comes the busted up big old Lisa Anne V |
| Good luck |
| Woods behind my house is off limits |
| What’s wrong with Pure Storage? |
| Getting real sick of up, down, and then flat movement. It honestly feels better losing than watching it do nothing |
| But did it say it in a thick Indian accent? |
| Why do ppl keep talking bout nvidia? This has nothing to do with the company, they are sellng off us assets. Seems to be a de-risking from orange |
| I got some |
| Ser, ser.... Can I have more of some winnings, ser?... 🥺👉👈 |
| This is the way |
| sweet 🙂 |
| right |
| this is where we sit on hands and chop for the rest of the day |
| Zero nvda loss porn haha it’s ok bulls you blew your life savings buying the top again 🫵🫵🫵🫵 |
| That's such a bad idea.\n\n\nYou should be injecting Drano, not snorting it. |
| One second, it's right here in my pocket...🖕 |
| MM's coming for the PUTS now - bears genuinely are fucked. |
| Even Fidelity loses when they have to send out this many letters about my recent trading activity 😂 |
| While we're dumping, can I get a Tesla to 390, please? It would mean so much to me. \n \nThank you for your attention to this matter. |
| See my other comment. Now.\n\nE: too late, already hit 686 again and bounced off |
| i would love to see a nonsensical biblical pump to 695 |
| Gay fish yo 🐟 |
| I got put on Suboxone today, yum |
| Will my port return to ATH before 2027? \n\n* Yes - 1%\n* No - 99% |
| US manufacturing bottomed in the 2010s. It's actually been growing for almost a decade, but it's highly automated so job growth in the sector is flat. |
| 700 obviously. |
| 3/20 so i have 2-3 weeks more |
| SPY 700 ... we barely knew ya |
| Kept doubling down on puts near 688 and just made bank on that drop |
| Figures. I snorted some Drano and bulled out with some 0dte calls, you bull dolts can't even V out of this one.\n\n\nMeh. Crash is good too. |
| You can still sell for a loss before for it goes to 0.01 with no bid |
| When’s the expiration |
| I played today's price movement perfectly, and am going to celebrate with my favorite beer |
| Not sure after CIFR and HUT. Swings are wild on these. |
| Like a 6-7% chance? 👏👏 |
| But I thought 🥭 stopped that war |
| Its dead cat bounce! Now back on track going down 680 |
| Bag7 |
| https://preview.redd.it/9bfo2thwbvlg1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80bf1078dee447ac25b915ae8f9dbc396a75b6a5 |
| Fuck SPY it's filled with tech. Get in on anything that touches oil while you can you morons. Peace talks wrap up in a few hours and Iran obviously won't give into our demands |