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| For oil |
| In war sell at the sound of trumpets and buy at the sound of cannons |
| +2% you mean |
| open the casino |
| If by rip you mean rejection at 670. Yes |
| Comical 🍿 |
| 'shadow banking' can cause major problems, if they aren't able to cause leverage problems then why are majors like j p morgan and blackrock stopping redemptions. quote from j p morgans bill eigen "bad news often happens all at once. the opacity and the leverage in the sector is concerning." |
| Bulls about to get FAKED OUT |
| Futures volume is insane! |
| kek |
| Private equity debt is considered risky and as such has a higher capital requirement. The rated note feeders repackage different sets of PE debt to create notes that are rated to be less risky and therefore have a lower capital requirement, similar to how varying tranches of MBS were repackaged to be less risky |
| Everything is crashing. Not just bc of the strait |
| If I post my cell can we all randomly Facetime? Note: I am extremely good looking. |
| surprisingly ungay... almost preternaturally straight... something feels off |
| Fuck, am I becoming a.... bear? This doesn't feel right. |
| Can't wait to use my Robinhood Gold card this week and impress all the fellas |
| its pumping. |
| Stop teasing, open the casino |
| Good job regard 👍, proud of you |
| you know we finally hit the bottom when your normie friends talking about selling their ETF |
| Honestly probably should’ve done that. Don’t have money atm |
| Its actually against wsb guidelines. The market cap is too low |
| Oh fuck |
| TMI |
| Private credit simply isn’t big enough to do serious damage. Before 2008 the residential mortgage market was valued in the tens of trillions.\n\nAlso, many but not all private credit borrowers are high risk. Given the amount of regulation on the banking sector, approvals for loans can take forever. Private credit is much faster and many companies which could get approval at a traditional bank may prefer to go private for the sake of speed. Lastly, unlikely the securitised debt which was stocked full of shit loans in the GFC, everyone is fully aware that private credit is risky and the expected return compensates for that. |
| Frig off rick |
| What is happening |
| pussy |
| Bears praying to the holy circuit breakers, while bulls pray for the holy tweet |
| fuck u too |
| Just bought $40,00k oil calls |
| Lolol. Bullshit. |
| Iran threatens to permanently close the strait and OIL IS DOWN ???? |
| A man with calls could dream |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Lanky-Ad-4579** bet **USO** goes from **119.73** to **122.12** before **23-Mar-2026 06:28 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 16 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| A little late |
| !Banbet USO +2% 1D |
| Desperately wanting to back up the truck and load up on some weekly QQQ calls |
| last chance to fold |
| bull trap, market crash incoming |
| Wonder who the market believes? After Iran's reply, the market believes trump will obviously taco |
| Yeah this is what I don't get. I don't even want to mess with my Roth it's in a vanguard target date fund 2060 |
| The new 🥭 Taj Mahal |
| my yolo leveraged calls either print or i uninstall life |
| Bears want the Strait of Hormuz to be renamed the Gay of Hormuz, now it makes sense |
| Red by open |
| I miss scammy Mondays and Fridays |
| Fuck you and your smug aura ber\n\nYoure all retail poors with horrible ideas |
| Did anyone really think "too late market" is gonna price in energy attacks until 48 hours is over? |
| We just need the Qataris and Saudis to dangle another jet or two in front of 🍊’s face so he won’t cause one of the biggest crises of the decade. Anybody got an Emir or MBS’s number? |
| Uhhh... am I in the twilight zone? |
| Bulls are coping hard on hopium. Bears will come on top like we did last week. See you on the otherside regards bulls |
| Just waiting for a massive Green Day this week so I can full port puts |
| OLL down since futures open, how many of you morons got the fell for it again award that oil would open at 150 bucks a barrel |
| OP, just start again. The people giving you a hard time will all have lost 7K by the end of this year, if not by the end of this week. |
| Oil is down?? This makes no sense |
| Soaring gas prices definitely won’t affect the way consumers spend money 🙂↔️ |
| where were you when ber was kil? |
| So the -0.7 dip was bought in less than 30mins. |
| No one here knows what a cap stack is |
| watch MSFT, retesting low of previous IGV crash. Currently trading at same P/E as 2022 market bottom. Easy buy. |
| What's green?? The indexes I see are all down .5% |
| -4% tomorrow |
| probably puts at the top of this week... strong downtrend on the indexes |
| https://preview.redd.it/cdd82r2daoqg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59801a7190b77f0bd803ac7c6697a73582b1c71f |
| Bc you have calls |
| Damn I need a torta to help me dispose of this Corona Light |
| You’re responding to a bot lmao |
| Lmao fuck your puts though. Cannot imagine betting against America and thinking you are on the right side of history. |
| Theta market but I’m too much of a pussy to sell covered calls |
| Haha. Told you Green by open |
| cheeto man lied about the war ending in 48 hrs and bears bought puts LMAO |
| Dunno how much more grass I can touch |
| Just comical at this point the market is trying to be green |
| my normie friends are talking about selling their ETF's and buying oil stocks. \n\nguys friday was the bottom |
| >Bloomberg: Aramco CEO Withdraws From Houston Event to Deal With War\n\nAramcoh no |
| Should be good I did too not worried |
| Havent lost anything until you sell |
| Why oil down |
| This casino is boring |
| Ahahahhaahahhahahhahahahahaha |
| Possibly related to Iran stating they will not attack Qatar and Saudi Arabia, also maybe taco priced in |
| Market will keep delaying the inevitable until it actually hits margins, and even then, some regard bull will find a reason to buy.\n\nHawkish Fed, $100 bbl oil, declining earnings, “hey let’s buy the expensive dip” |
| Do I look like trump to you. How'd fuck would I know? Trade reactively by chart. Like now, oil is still getting shorted on every future open. This is still happening. As soon as the open chart (1min) shows no sign of manipulation, you know they have stopped. |
| Tomorrow might be a 2% dead cat bounce |
| But you won’t be in it because you are too regarded |
| https://preview.redd.it/80044p2baoqg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdae46e58736a5e3b7c00be697887e7de37c357b\n\nMonday morning |
| Oil action sounds dirty |
| My idol. I think I love you. |
| Going green. Loading up on puts tomorrow in anticipation of war crimes on power plants |
| Lol. Kicking OP when he's down. Nice |
| Gonna screen shot this |
| a bol can hope |
| A \~15% drop on QQQ warrants a full port into TQQQ. Literally cannot go tits up.\n\nMy DD was my brother went into cash - that was good enough for me. Sold and chilled. It's quite a bit lower than where I sold.\n\nYeep. I have no need to go super degen - buffer is large enough I don't care much. Degen shit is fun / profitable in perma bull markets. As soon as that fails I stop playing. |
| And green |
| Got a big enough joint there, Rick? |
| It’s ok he is just mad he bought Rivian stock at its high and they aren’t doing that well with the R2 |
| NGL, I just blew a 💦 looking at that pick. |
| Show us the set up and plan you had |
| Get fucked. You can’t keep the big dawg down |
| Why do bers get so much hate ? We’re just tryna get by.. |
| Uh oh the dip getting bought up already by our lizard overlords |
| Not about you vigorously beating your meat, just her low sex drive lol |
| imagine not selling premium every single time vix is above 22 |
| Shame, no wonder you are poor |
| He will "TACO", obviously. You cannot ignore the Geneva Convention. \n\nIran can simply say "Look, the straight was never closed. Just bring your tankers and see what happens". \n\nHe will claim some stupid victory tomorrow and nothing will have changed. \n\n"We have the greatest military ... all enemy forces are destroyed. Europe should pick up their share. I'm disappointed in NATO. We pay trillions ...."\n\nAnd so on ... |
| lol, give it an hour or two 😅 |
| they gonna lure in a all the bvlls and fk them tomorrow |
| Monday has been Green almost every week this year |
| Green by 5 minutes |
| Futes flatter than those two stubby nips your side chick calls her titties |
| Impossible to fight against the Treasury.. they got unlimited printing powers to short/pump any stocks/commodities. \n\n |
| Bulls can talk again when were at least back to 685 lmao until then it’s just cope. |
| +1200 dollars at market open on 2 contracts of micro silver futures |
| ICE retards really gonna help TSA? bigly doubt |
| Oil has surged Sunday night into selling off Monday morning while markets did the inverse the last two Mondays, so maybe we'll try the opposite this time. |
| Bears -\n\nWHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW |
| Are you supposed to do this every time or only some of the time? Asking for a friend |
| I don’t think thats the goal though lol |
| 5 cylinder very nice |
| That sucks. Maybe you should talk to her about it. Communication is key bro |
| https://preview.redd.it/d0mstxv3aoqg1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdf41f0617ff2342f58c58335cb13daa80dbf72c |
| Pretty beat down because of GSY problems but they're projecting growth for 2026. I think it's a good buy if you have time to ride out the storm and collect dividends while doing so but this is margin money so I don't. Here's a nice DD post on them. \n\n\nhttps://thevaluationdesk1.substack.com/p/propel-holdings-tsx-prl-q4-full-year |
| Rip bears |
| Bought SMCL on Friday. Down about 33k. I’m sick to my stomach boys! |
| Let’s go bols! |
| If my calls print, ill donate it to charity (I wont) |
| Can’t talk here \n\nMeet up back in headquarters |
| Anytime anyone says some trade is "free money," I start strapping on my lollerskates |
| Stop the V!!!! |
| I really do think a deal is imminent. It’s really the only way I can explain the oil action. I know some of yall will say no it’s the treasury shorting oil, but that’s really just too conspiracy flavored for me |
| As much as I'm down for discrediting someone, and that song is pretty trash, looking through their post history is highly regarded... and I don't see you putting yourself out there with either DD or a shitty cover attempt lol |
| Seems like TACO is already priced in |
| bullish on wendys application form |
| Bers really thot |
| Silver calls gonna priiiiiint |
| oil mooning again, monday is going red |
| # HOLY SHIT ITS GREEN |
| Gaps filled! Time to go full regard |
| we will probably close green, but wont recover to the +1% spy had AH ;/ |
| Green by open lol. |
| You would like that wouldn’t you. A grown man eating your rear end. Pretty gay if you ask me |
| Hell yeah pig 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| Maybe don't take everything at face value |
| Oil going to 50 tomorrow when the strait opens and the new secret pipeline starts up. \n\nSPY 700 |
| You dont want green overnight bols |
| My girlfriend is out of town and I have nutted more times in the last 2 days than I would have all month if she was here |
| Bessent spamming the naked short button |
| WHY IS OIL RED ‼️🧐📉 |
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| Shorts.\nShort it all. |
| the amount of censorship in reddit right now makes gyna free speech real holy jesus. |
| bers ded |
| Yes sir |
| silver is going crazy |
| My grandpa always used to call dumba**es chuckleheads. |
| Which one is rich. |
| Markets are a joke. Oil down after all this weekend news. Iran is for sure going to bomb everything now that Trump is threatening to take out their power grid and nuke them |
| One of the wallets got the date for the initial US strikes wrong three times.\n\nAlso I can't find the one who got the strike date right. I searched most of them.\n\nSeems like BS |
| You should rename it to Moth. |
| At 8pm Spy will pop $2. |
| Oil is red, futes turning green .. bet ber didn't think this would happen |
| The Grand Exchange on Runescape feels more real than this market right now. Gonna just go invest in willow logs |
| Oil flat is soooo bullish |
| SEND IT 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| I love that I don't know if this ls fake or not |
| futes tepid as luke warm water... nothing to see here |
| I know you know we all know tomorow we pump hard on the euphoria of no new news headliners coming out of iran this weekend |
| Oil and SPY red it's a all you can eat bear buffet |
| Oh hell, they changed it to itemized? Nevermind then, OP. Yeah, you’re screwed |
| They’ve won for the last month |
| Futes forming a 🌮 pattern |
| Don’t look gud for ber |
| Cash gang here too for safety. Also just messing with some etfs. But with all the madness it's been a bit choppy. True on the TQQQ.\n\nAnd I hear ya. Sometimes its just better to take a break. \n\n |
| Oil red lmao |
| WHO DRIVIN THIS BUSSSSS |
| Going green |
| Basically - the long term effects of it doubling this year are not fully factored in yet. The day to day movements don't mean much right now |
| WTI now DOWN from friday |
| Oil red |
| Love seeing WSB bers lose their shit over a .1% dump instead of a .2% dump LMAO! |
| No we aren't |
| bers not gonna like this one tomorrow |
| usoil red is crazy |
| these kinds if obvious moves require two washout wicks |
| He can’t taco because it requires two to tango, and Iran doesn’t wanna go to the dance |
| Cmon bears. You didn’t even last 30 minutes |
| Wtf is happening to futures? Just rising to fall? |
| Oil is red LMAO |
| I can’t stand his corny ass. |
| Who is fuk?? |
| Oil at open: $100.50. Oil 15 mins later: $98.50\n\nWTI is manipulated as FUCK and that's the fourth time it's been smacked straight back below $100 since this started. Treasury shorting without a doubt. |
| dead cat bounce then dump |
| Not particularly |
| And lost with a tweet |
| VIX is pushing again oh boy |
| Oh for sure! \n\n(Has had anxiety all weekend about his port) |
| Buying gold tomorrow |
| Lmaooooo its so joever for bers 😭 |
| Only during these times? |
| Talk it out - what happened?\n\nHow far out of the money are you? How much time you got? |
| here i am again in this mean old town |
| Need one more. You in? Rome 10x speed runz |
| You can’t stay long an asset that doesn’t go the way you expect in the presence of multiple catalysts (oil) |
| No Crying in the Casino😘 |
| Bears have never won |
| I know. I’m planning to put some money back to work this week I’m thinking |
| The real gainz are the posts you read along the way guys! |
| +1% by open, +2% by close. +2% in AH when 🥭 decides to 🌮 by declaring that he's giving Iran more time to open Hormuz |
| Holding some IAU calls for late April. Unless something dumps oil prices I'm fucked. Already got my Wendy's application filled out |
| We haven’t had a green day with any actual volume since October. Don’t be retarded. Big boys aren’t buying until next month |
| Stop pretending like you know what's gonna happen!\n\n(ber are fuk) |
| This seems like it's gonna be one of those "wiping away your running eyeliner in the bathroom at Off the Record" kinda nights for Bessent |
| Damn |
| Even bears know this power plant threat is the most taco situation of all tacos |
| ez money |
| I have no idea what any of that means. |
| so the EZB thinks we will get THREE rate HIKES this year lol \n\n after the war is over we will have so many catalysts and go beyond 700 in 1 week |
| Because I thought the yields might come back down a bit and we will have s green Monday, smci was double double down from bad news and bad market, maybe it can get a little rebound going into open |
| Physical markets in Asia are paying 130 or more |
| LET ME CUMMMM |
| There’s plenty of news: troops getting prepared for a ground invasion, taking over Kharg Island, Trump promising were taking out Iran’s power infrastructure to Israel’s Channel 13 news. This is everything opposite you do if you want a ceasefire, but the market is pricing like a ceasefire will happen tomorrow |
| Added to 2 future contracts a short while ago. Carried 1 over the weekend. So far looks ok to me. |
| What about those of us who buy the dip |
| I can’t believe that this is really the human experience being an American in 2026 |
| OOF BEARS |
| June 18th calls on $CRCL\nAbsolutely SPY calls. This shit is just smoldering now. |
| Cool story, bro |
| Nope, it's all about that liquid black gold now. Bond yields gonna rise and gold will tank. |
| I mean, I’m looking for a play based on this thesis so if you got some recs lmk |
| Honestly, only thyme will tell if this is sage advice. |
| wait, people who aren't scholarship athletes take communications? |
| Only .2% wtf |
| Jesus take the wheel 🚗 |
| PLEASE DUMP |
| Already recovering |
| Too negative in here\n\nTaco 🌮 man will taco 🌮 |
| There may be no ships moving out of the Gulf but we are not going to let a little thing like that stop us from making money. |
| Is it scary if it happens 15 days in a row |
| LOL all of Fridays AH gains EVAPORATED. SPY ALWAYS GOES DOWN |
| 👆 |
| Gonna feel like a moron again pretty soon if you don’t buy the dip and watch it rebound |
| 7000 pretty much a lock for tomorrow |
| Will it recover post war? |
| They’ll be gobbling something |
| Hey at least we’re all having fun |
| Those of you that didn't get washed out of your gold and silver positions will now be rewarded beyond your wildest dreams |
| Jesus man, finally someone got the reference. How old am I |
| Dow is the most useless thing ever, it's solely based on the price of stocks, not MC weighted or anything. And it's 30 instead of 500 or 2k |
| It's just some money, treat it as a learning experience, life is priceless |
| I ono what any of them means |
| Month |
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| Short it then |
| that's how i'm seeing this too, great chance to buy more oil calls and load puts |
| Is that supposed to be a scary number |
| Oil is down |
| I am whore to my RSU’s vesting. |
| Why? We were up .8% on Friday futes so we’re down well over 1% over no news |
| At least on WSB, he has the self-awareness that he’s retarded |
| I'm so fucked - I can only hope the fucking comes around to those that fucking fucked my calls \nFuckity fuck fucking orgy of chucklefucks |
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| Futes flushed Friday's low and recovered. Green by open |
| Yet they used all the memes from said stock on this informational post....Kinda funny they left it out on purpose. |
| Too true |
| Love your gay son. Give him a hug. |
| I went to cash with 500k in November. Felt like a moron from then on. Now I feel smart |
| This is like 3/14/2025. We got a week or two of dead cat. Then like we all know this war is going to fuck up world econ for sure. But not this week. This week smell too strong of TACO. |
| brent only serves to manipulate oil-related stocks... in no place the barrel is being brought with $112, its spot price goes far higher than that |
| https://preview.redd.it/am4w99689oqg1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e57f4f06dfa8e581d3ebb81605f05519102f9329\n\n |
| Honestly this a big reason why they shouldn’t get any government funding |
| Dont tell them |
| I DONT WANT TO STEP ON YOUR TOES THATS KINDA YOUR THING |
| We’re a doomed species.\n\nI was thrilled over a $100 profit on oil. |
| Fifth would you like fries with that |
| I’m not sure what you’re looking at but it’s wrong |
| Green by open (please god) |
| True I’m sure there’s plenty of money looking buy … |
| Just gonna wait until private credit does its thing. It should be anytime now |
| 🥭: "I SAVED NATO!" |
| I'm glad I got out of calls and just bought some uco shares as a hedge. |
| Blud green by open, guaranteed and not ironically |
| 1 million dollars is fucking nothing |
| Jersey Shore in shambles |
| “To the moon” |
| Wow good one, you looked at your name lately? Wanna compare net worth? Get outta here dude. Wow thanks for the free marketing. Short the stock then kiddo |
| I will the the third one, Shit posts on WSB with 100$ portfolio |
| Agreed probably the only reason why they haven't tanked |
| Wait till you learn they can increase ticket prices even more |
| I’m already down -97% 🥭. IDGAF anymore - do your worst!!! |
| NO WE GOING TO FLORIDA BEACH CONDO |
| I’m selling options on next cat dead bounce . Options are gamble during these times |
| At least with crypto he can only lose as much as he has and bank with give him with college he’s going to start life -6figures and never pay loans off. \n |
| 45 is quite the way to fall. That’s like 45,500 points /s |
| Already loaded up on ramen, they can’t take my ramen. Calls it is. |
| https://preview.redd.it/od7c0x939oqg1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6cca84fef9a10db7253ed0c823aad82d52aa51b\n\n |
| Losing money in a Roth is one of the worst things you can do because you can't write off the losses against your income on taxes |
| Think ghyna gobbles up the gold dip? |
| All this doesn't look good 🙁 |
| Volatility is where money is made |
| wait I just realized I am an idiot (actually I already knew that)\n\nwe are still higher than Friday close LMAO |
| Economy is booming. Zero inflation and huge jobs growth. Trillions coming into the country. Much respect. Golden age. Why would the market be red? |
| we really are speed running 3rd century rome in a year.\n\n\n\n |
| Only use the investing.com phone app |
| Another day to buy puts, don’t hate the dululu market , take advantage of it |
| I would just want my son to be happy |
| I’m under 30 and still use a desktop PC for ‘big purchases’ lol\n\nI think usually if people have PCs they still prefer to use them. But there are a lot of young folk who don’t have the money to buy computers, but everyone has a smart phone anyway out of necessity. |
| Yes sir. Always do your own research at the end of the day |
| 🤣 |
| “We’re obliterating them. Hugely. Oh and it’s a good time to buy”. Overnight post |
| Without a doubt |
| Make Me Poor Again 😭 |
| How is PRL looking now? I've followed it on and off, and the past year has been rough for it. |
| nah theyre down -1,5%, your side doesnt count the AH where spy went +1% |
| oil bulls very disappointed with this open |
| Otm calls and long on crypto derivatives |
| I am from the future\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/jwSwKdOBIR\n\nCya retards at -1% tomorrow |
| Sounds like atrioc |
| Puts don’t hurt! |
| Which would you rather have?\n\nSon goes to University of Arizona and majors in communications\n\nOr \n\nSon is into cryptocurrency \n |
| REMY HAS HIS OWN LITTLE POOL HE DOESNT LIKE TO GO IN THE BIG POOL |
| We are going to rip this month and May to ATHs as the war wraps up with negotiations and big tech earnings are strong |
| Cash gang boring bro. Been there since mid feb, still proudly CG. Like 90%. When buying back going into boring ETFs until we get those fun bull markets again. Probably buy some TQQQ and chill on it.\n\nI don't like buying puts / actively betting down so just sit it out. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 500.0 before 27-Mar-2026 07:46 PM -05 |
| Only if you buy luw...like now |
| Thought Futes would open way lower |
| Someone’s mad |
| China has been selling its treasuries for years. |
| !banbet |
| We going to Kish Island, Iran? |
| Gonna see a reversal Monday or Tuesday followed by dump rest of week. Seen it too many times already |
| How do you root for a guy who bankrupted multiple casinos? |
| Markets don’t believe 🥭 at all. If he goes through with this threat we’re in for a real shitshow |
| bro, this is my job. If I dont trade, I may as well be a TSA agent |
| show nips |
| Plz no more me butt hurt 🥺🙏 |
| I tried one of their breakfast burritos a while back. It was foul. A simple sausage, egg,cheese burrito. I tried 3 bites and just threw the rest away. And trust me, I am not the kind of guy that throws away food lightly. |
| LOL : Bitcoin! |
| Tyler Reddick must have kissed the wall |
| Bols could be riding on the Hindenburg while it's burning hydrogen all around them and plummeting to the ground and be like "this could still go up". |
| The beauty of the retail investor 😎 |
| I dunno lemme get back to you. Maybe downvote me all you want cause you got your feelings hurt |
| That's what THEY want you to THINK! |
| 100 |
| Remy better have floaties |
| This OP: https://www.reddit.com/r/LukeCombs/s/Xudi6GZX4y\n\nThis is the guy giving you investment advice. |
| That’s poor people levels of money lmfao |
| Cnbc has trained these dogs well |
| We’re 6 months into a downturn |
| More like -0.5%, no? |
| We probably end up theta-ing. Small gains or small loss. Best way for MM to say fuck both your puts and calls. |
| It is comical |
| ARE YOU GUYS EXCITED ABOUT UPCOMING SUMMER/BEACH CASHFLOW CONTENT? |
| is it even worth to trade at this point |
| Im okay at those games.\n\nI need like 3 numbers to start with |
| Why they calling them futures when there is none at this rate? |
| i swear [investing.com](http://investing.com) has a fucking glitch everytime i refresh the page. it just flashed -1.5% and scared the shit out of me. |
| Uhhh “we got a situation” - The Situation 🧑🏽🦱 |
| But taco how? |
| Something like this happened to me in 2007-2008. I wasn’t day trading but was trading options and didn’t get out in time. Domino effect caused us to lose most of our portfolio. Took years to recover mentally and I stopped trading or even buying stocks. I tho k the lesson for me was not to gamble with money I can’t afford to lose. All I can say is, time heals. Best of luck. |
| I give it a week |
| Huge potential here. Careful of warrants at 11.50 |
| If the panican future traders aren't plummeting the market, look out above tomorrow. |
| I feel like every retard at this point is fully conditioned to just not fear and buy every dip because stonks only go up and recover within a few months at most.\n\nIt would take an actual multi year downturn to get some real fear in the market. |
| How long can the US keep this up before China threatens us with dumping treasuries. |
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| 🤣 |
| !banbet SPY 636 1d |
| It's a sure thing actually |
| SAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE APP SAAAAAAAAAAR |
| Im bul im always right |
| Just a reminder that futures are fake and gay, always. |
| Aptly named account |
| Which ... which regime? |
| bers in shock when seeing a small drop after 3 straight days of red |
| Until the Dow breaks under 45 I’m not adding more short positions. I need to see some confirmation. |
| SPY never holds onto a single gain, all it does is go down. Never been so confident in these weekend puts |
| What’s fifth |
| Japan seppeku incoming |
| ATH by Wednesday |
| Mission accomplished banner |
| Right….. 🫵COOKED |
| https://preview.redd.it/ydf8mp6d8oqg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7990316faeb3584ce858e8b3764b2ca99357bd80\n\n |
| Aight bol I might be able to pull a few strings at a couple of retail stores, just ship me your resume and Ill see about getting you the nighttime porter role |
| Regard |
| Get ready to offload your bags during overnight trading. |
| Algos buying the indexes, hence we see the V. RSI way oversold on Friday (below 30), so lots of buying. |
| I have a feeling we might actually end up green by open |
| When is the 48 hrs up? |
| Conducting a survey to find the junk size distribution in the neighborhood. My quant skills need data |
| So I can go long now? |
| #🖕bers |
| Ah thats -2% immediately. See you at -6% i guess... |
| If you like looking at flat chested then sure |
| what did you do? |
| Thanks for the link!!\n\nWhile I'm not an LNG expert I do see the point in domestic US prices being insulated due to our infrastructure for domestic markets verses our exports.\n\nWhile there is increased demand globally the export system in the states is already operating at close to maximum capacity. Export prices might surge but domestic (for now), is not affected as exporters are not needing to short domestic supply to cover export volume demand.... Because we simply can't ship more of it, we can just charge more.\n\nCould this change over time, it looks like it could. However, given who is in charge and what all this is stemming from we're just as likely to see America become the leader in manufacturing as we are to see all these LNG companies double exports just because Qatar is having issues right now.\n\n\n |
| You already have a bet going - ASTS to 105.0 before 30-Mar-2026 03:39 PM -05 |
| Throwing money away |
| !banbet |
| Futures have only been open for 15 minutes and both sides are overconfident in how this will evolve by open |
| Bul already declaring victory |
| How long will they do that? It's gonna squeeze sooner or later. |
| I knew it, the regime will end this week. Futures are not as dramatic as expected. GG, diesel $2.89 soon |
| If you have puts yes |
| It’s the circle of life. Their purpose is to be exit liquidity buying falling knife dips they think are generational buys |
| Whatever you gotta tell yourself |
| Bessent at it again... |
| Taco trade is undefeated |
| Best play is to not open the Portfolio for one month |
| They will reverse no less that 5 times by open |
| Congratulations on your nuptials, hope you get laid! |
| My parents boomers, seem pretty smart. They raised me afterall |
| Allies will come and open the strait saving ghe world since stupid 🥭 can do anything right. |
| Bols let’s settle our differences on the rift. |
| I disagree. The tweet was to explain his actions and let market digest since Saturday. Don't bet huge on TACO. Even if there is one it is fake. He will have to continue this war for a few weeks at least. \n\nNo idea what the market will do though |
| Not even bro lol |
| GLNG GANG |
| Brent is the gay one |
| I just did and regret it. |
| Is there an easier short than oil futures from 6-6:15 pm on Sundays? |
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| japan is single handedly going to save the bers |
| Oil slides bc US keeps attacking is a weird take lol |
| Howve you been buddy? Barely see ya here anymore |
| If they said that renting is throwing money away then you know they don’t have any clue about personal finance and have never evaluated an amortisation schedule before, just FYI. |
| Should I even look at futures? |
| Scotty B. going to need some cocaine to keep this up all night. |
| You are not a good investment |
| https://preview.redd.it/8mwbkr348oqg1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a815fc720d28128fb3aa9ced304578f29c36ef4\n\n |
| Dump all the way to bell then pump with some news from Trump. Flat |
| Bers 2024: this market is held up by toothpicks\n\nBers 2026: wow, great job ruining such a strong market\n\nLMAO 🤌 |
| Dog nobody looks at anything that isn’t real futes after 6 pm eastern on Sunday |
| Bulls bagholders |
| Free world I will do as I please first off, second don’t read it, third don’t invest into it then if you don’t want I’m not forcing you or asking you to just sharing a play, fourth if it runs way more without you don’t come crying to me |
| They bounced from -0.7% to -0.4%.. it should be down wayyyy further than it is |
| taco by lunch time tomorrow |
| oil |
| I’m short Crude because fuck you that’s why |
| Yeah those futures did not make me money buying at open that’s for sure. |
| V on oil Biggas |
| Thanks! I didn't notice this |
| “BERS FUCKED” Said the bol after reading the same blatant insider trading market manipulation tactics for the 200th time this month |
| Have you met any boomers? The ones I know are dumb as bricks |
| Second time seeing it mentioned. Added to my watchlist |
| This has the last time institutions bought at 652 all over it. Monday Tuesday green |
| Just looked at my portfolio, I'm now identifying my house as an Iranian hospital, please take me out |
| bro asking for 200b for iran war but cant pay TSA LMAO |
| Why can’t I have 3 money and no kids |
| All in on $VIX, It's what ETFs crave! |
| That's actually genius. |
| If I think TACO happens before tomorrow / Tuesday night then what’s the play to make maximum gains. I don’t think oil comes down A LOT but I think the latest mango threat is actually a cover to negotiate a truce and wind down the conflict. don’t need it to be a weekly play looking for leverage and massive gains on news that strait reopens on some timeline. |
| Oh. That's Asia. Thats Asia with more red than the PRC Flag.... |
| Powder off the seat and changing table. |
| Nah man that’s for boomers |
| Weekend oil was up 7%, then came real futes barely up 2%, lol |
| Buy a cock pump bulls, it’s the only thing you’ll see pumping for a while |
| if you're looking on IG this figure includes march 20, so today's drop is only 1% |
| Treasury working overnight to keep WTI below 100 |
| you'd be lucky if there was even a 5% chance he's willing to do that lmao 🌮 |
| Only if you're winning. We're currently just mutually destroying each other |
| My parents called and told me they were so happy they were retired and that most of their savings were in safe assets now. Then lectured me on still renting and then asked me to send them $20 for the groceries I ate when I stayed with them last week???? |
| Well you don't gotta pay capital gains losing 7 grand in a taxable brokerage either lol |
| Yep, looks like you gotta throw away this account. It's Kentucky FRIED!!!! |
| Tomorrow's exit liquidity ain't gonna create itself |
| How many times do bulls need to get kicked in the teeth until they learn? |
| Golf is for douchebags |
| WTI up but Brent down…. Fuckery |
| the only thing that will scare boomers is a virus or inflation |
| I’m not a conspiracy guy so I’m not going to say it’s the treasury shorting oil but there are certainly some big dogs selling |
| Added some oil futes. May be wrong, but worth some risk. GL out there. |
| Between the idiotic tariffs, higher unemployment and this fucking stupid war/oil prices, I'm amazed the R2000 isn't at zero. |
| So it's been you all along 😦. You might need a telescope to see it |
| Plus 2020 and 2025x4 |
| You’ve got to the stay down on it, if you’re pulling out of your swing you’re losing power and gonna hit rightwards |
| Trump and IRGC will shit talk each other for the next week and then pull off the biggest rugpull in history together. \n\nAbsolute cinema. |
| https://www.ig.com/fr-ch/indices/marches-indices/japon-225 |
| There is no pump |
| Bols in for a shock tomorrow. |
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| Please dont touch any investment. They will eat you up real good. |
| Exit liquidity checking in. |
| bols were so delulu Friday |
| !Banbet SMCI $22.22 2d |
| He tweeted out he's gonna strike iran energy facilities in 48 hours ago, roughly 20 hours ago. He's gotta say something by open or this won't stop dropping |
| Gotta wait till they load up more first. |
| Imagine how it will jump if actual peace/ceasefire talks start or an agreement is reached |
| Didn't you promise us orange pants and sidewinders first? tick tock... |
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| They’re just going to outsource it to India, with low latency robots acting as their arms |
| Isn't that 50 bucks in USD? |
| V ❎️\n\nM✅️ |
| Too late probably. Should have been doing that weeks away when all the bulls in here were saying stupid shit like “spy 700 EOM!!” |
| JAPAN KEK |
| We literally are 💀💀 |
| Pension funds doing fine with S&P 500 ETFs |
| Bessent at it early |
| Source trust me bro |
| How is this bullish market got gapped down last week and nothing has gotten better |
| Point yer junk in the genral direction |
| Futures are red? Lol |
| Can you confirm he also wears knee pads while attending such activities in public restrooms ? |
| futes Ving |
| What is this shit? Where is the circuit breaker? |
| I thought war was bullish? |
| Dude stop pushing the BS in EVERY SINGLE SUB!!! |
| he tried that already |
| Beers freaking out about the strait of hummus |
| You gotta be a complete regard to take the strongest economy in the world to this |
| They are too smart for that |
| going to a wedding reception in an hour, popped a lil edible, gonna have a neat bourbon and check in on you lil regarded gamblers soon |
| Yeah, 2008 was a whole different level of reckless underserving of comparisons to modern financial hiccups. Lehman was levered 30:1, funded with week to week asset backed paper, and stuffed with years of low grade CMOs and CDOs so toxic they couldn’t sell them. \n\nPrivate credit has nothing on 2008. |
| Ur battery is dead and u want to disappear/leave and u turned off ur brain because u don’t want to hear people talk anymore |
| Looked up your source and he seems like a bullshitter lol hope he’s right tho |
| Can my neighbor stop looking at my gooning station through those binoculars. I can see you bro 😦🤌 |
| Down 2% by open |
| Yes |
| Switch to pickleball or racketball, that is the poor man's game! And it comes with all the benefits you would expect |
| You’ll make it champ! |
| Immediately followed by Iran posting: "New phone. Who 'dis?" |
| Japan futures -5% |
| boomers need to feel scared for things to sell off |
| AIG has entered the chat |
| I recall a study in Harvard Business Review maybe 15 years ago that found 98% of day traders lose money. Amongst those losers it was further broken down by how fast and how much they lose. I know I’m not smart enough to be in that 2% pool of winners. So I don’t trade, I invest. Diversify, DCA, Hold long term, stay away from options, futures, etc: Buy value. I’m fat and happy. Good Luck to all. |
| I know I was there |
| taco says otherwise |
| Literally just a single tweet about de-escalation and SPY pumps 3% |
| How did we go from +1% futes to -0.6% |
| Full porting SPY puts at open no matter the price. 100% guaranteed win |
| Fake pump.. buls will be rugpulled Monday so bad |
| https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures#google_vignette |
| Like $7.50 including delivery. It comes with salad, French fries, small dessert and an arepa |
| This shit needs to be illegal |
| What’s at the end of the escalation ladder folks? |
| When others are fearful, it‘s probably right and you should sell fucking everything |
| You really are your username, its called futures |
| He isnt going to do that |
| Futes prices in all the latest news. At least I know you arent pretending that you're a retard. Take your $500 portfolio elsewhere 😹🫵 |
| They all went to an island and did shit a lot worse than this brother |
| Investing.com indices futures |
| Bessent smokes cock in public bathrooms |
| USOil red, silver gold green, spy & nasdaq green at open |
| What's your evidence it's shorting it? I know they've said publicly they might but they also said they aren't doing it yet |
| SPX: “you won’t, no balls” |
| -0.53% now |
| sold your house and cashed out 401k… dang bruh you’re a dumbass |
| Suddenly bols are long term investors |
| Is there an app that lets you reserve spot behind Wendy’s? I have a feeling that I am gonna need it tomorrow 🍆 |
| Grow up and start trading future. |
| Wait until market opens |
| We laugh so we dont cry |
| That's good. Teck seems very volatile and Kinross and Barrick have a lot going on. I'm thinking of realizing some profit in CNQ but would maintain the position.\n\nJunior mining firms do seem interesting but like you said, I guess it's about seeing the horizon. Perhaps, I'll start tracking who's and who's on LinkedIn... |
| wow a "massive position" of 160k I wonder which of the mega elite is really risking it all here |
| Futures |
| panic selliing usually doesn't start until after japan opens, they are some real panicans |
| If the war keep going like this then ever Bessent will get Margin Call lol |
| 😘 I’ve begged for links before. Happy to help. |
| Username checks out |
| When I first started I thought I could use 15k to move Ford with my 'financial might' |
| Take it back |
| Stocks go up. Stocks go down. Just like my ex on my friend smh |
| 🔋➡️🪫😶🌫️🙃🚪📴🧠❌🗣️🚫\n\ntime to go home. |
| No you’re not |
| <3 |
| Futures market |
| https://preview.redd.it/zo0hftle7oqg1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90b8f4b61140884fcbe0e291b569682e0a5ddcfd |
| I work in trade, there are other opens, atleast for me |
| It’s Colombia dude they are so bad at cooking you should see how they overcook the meat lol |
| Oil going red lol |
| Calls on VIX |
| Is it such a crime to want high returns with low volatility? |
| Time for bers to cancel their lambo orders |
| My god they are really taking oil red |
| This isn't the green I was promised at market close Friday |
| “If he does not actually do that” makes me more nervous than it should |
| Im so confused where are yall seeing this? market doesnt open till Monday no? what are yall on about |
| I think I will iron condor tomorrow and then see if 🥭 tacos or not. |
| calls on FUD in this chat every sunday at 5:50pm EST |
| Pamp it |
| Agreed. Market might be waiting for the taco clock to run out. |
| Unbelievable V. Trump is threatening to take out Irans power infrastructure and basically nuke them, but markets pump anyway. Totally rigged |
| Never go full regard. |
| Holy fuk +3% futes |
| Market still living in dululu land thinkin strait will be open by tomorrow. Thats okay I’ll add more puts on spy and calls on oil |
| Bols the kind of kids that get their ass kicked then shout out "I barely felt anything" as they walk off holding their teeth |
| Worse than 3937? |
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| Cmon bears at least give me -0.5% |
| As long as the vegetables is fresh.. if it is stale.. yea fuck no. |
| Maybe if I post more in the daily thread it’ll make the market move in the direction I want 🤔 |
| Wait until they see your golf swing... mega poor |
| incoming Iran wants to talk tweet to TACO out of his Monday ultimatum |
| recessionmaxxing |
| Someone just tracked a highly suspicious group of 10 PolyMarket wallets betting on US-Iran ceasefire by Mar 31/Apr 15\n\n>They're trying to stay under the radar by splitting into small positions: \n\- All in on YES for US x Iran ceasefire by Mar 31/Apr 15 \n\- $7K to $24K in positions per wallet \n\- 99% of positions were bought with market orders \n\- Combined size: $160K \n\- **Payout if a ceasefire hits by EOM: +$1.04M**\n\n2 of these exact wallets previously bet YES on the US striking Iran before Feb 28 and cashed out $135k\n\nSomeone is building a massive position under the radar\n\nSource link in comments |
| I was promised circuit breakers, what gives |
| My prediction for the market: Further down like 3/4%, bounce back to ~680, new bottom until end of year. Not fa. |
| You good pal? |
| First time always hurts the worst |
| Will have to look into that one 🥂 only thing I don’t like right off the bat is it’s a adr but that’s just me |
| Looks like that dump wouldn't last long. |
| Bers were really thotting entire weekend |
| Bulls: lmao we're practically green\n\nMe (an intellectual): (looks at VIX futures, sees they're up significantly) |
| Thanks to Scotty B |
| unless you're a VIX bol\n\n😉 |
| I am really surprised Russell 2000 hasn't taken a bigger hit to be quite honest. If everyone was really bearish on oil they would take the biggest short-term hit. |
| VIX is vixing like a motherfucker |
| futes barely down? Thats it? |
| Bears coping hard. WTI only up <0.5% |
| Oil is going to crash soon. It has every catalyst possible to be shooting up and it’s just limp d*cked af. Watch what happens when a real bearish catalyst shows up for it. |
| i knew it, fake corn dip before futes open |
| Still no AIs in the dumpster behind Wendy's. \n\nThat remains dominated by NS or natural stupidity |
| Yea its over man good luck yall hope youve prepared cause gov dont give a fuck about us |
| Bulls: Green by close eod\nBears: Red by close eod\nMy ex-wife: Blew my friend and now I'm eating a pint of chunky monkey |
| Imagine needed pharmaceuticals to be attractive 🤌 |
| yes sir 🫡 |
| Holy cow this is worse than 1929 and 2008 COMBINED |
| Just in time to max out your 2026 now and do it better (or not) |
| we are not going below 645 on news that trump will fuck up irans power plants, this is truely the bottom if he does not actually do that lol |
| "NY open" as if there's any other open lmfao |
| Oh no WSB confirming my bias 😭 |
| You all forgot that US Gov is still shorting oil. That indirectly makes market green. DO NOT bet against US Gov. I learned that from our last QE, if they announce market manipulation, you better bet along with it. |
| My tennis swing is such trash. It’s embarrassing. Everyone can tell I’m a poor |
| The problem is Israel. Netanyahu will do some random bomb. He wants this war to last forever because of his hate to Iran. |
| I knew the economy was fucked when Wendy's substituted whole-leaf lettuce with shitty shredded lettuce. |
| How is oil at 98 |
| Ber thot bul thot |
| Market expecting him to claim victory and TACO. |
| You are the retard since futures didn’t include the fake AH pump after his garbage tweet, retard |
| Boring |
| -.4?! Green by open |
| I’m a bol but not this week, don’t be retarded\n\nShow some patience \n |
| Fuck guys, I will have to sell my belongings like a crackhead. Never thought I would reach this stage. |
| The most incredible dead cat bounce being witnessed rn LMAOOOO |
| You can fuck around anywhere you want in the option chain if you make a covered move in a registered account. Wash sales could make this really inefficient in a taxable account. You could also just cycle the shares and cash if you have the time and balls. |
| futes flat lmao. nothing ever happens |
| The plan:\n\nStep 1 - attack Iran \nStep 2 - ??? \nStep 3 - make lots of money |
| Wow this is bad |
| Good luck to you if you think so. |
| Oil sliding, market knows where this is headed. As if the US is just going to roll over to Iran, lol |
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| Because you turned $7k to less than $7. |
| MELTING UP BABY 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| STFU YOU FUKEN RETARDED FROM ALAMABAM PROBLABLY UNEDUCATED AND POOR |
| Keep us updated |
| i miss bill hwang \n\nhe would’ve enjoyed this clown ass market |
| open futes retard |
| technically -1.5% since friday's AH pump is erased |
| Not the worst thesis, but that is an incredibly short timeline to see this play out. The market can reman irrational longer than you can remain solvent. |
| Looks like the futures market is calling bullshit on Trump's claim to bomb power infrastructure. Weird. |
| resistance at 649? bottom is in? |
| #Weekend Dow was right about this crash LMAO🤌 |
| 🎶 On the fourth week of war my 🥭 brought to me…🎶 |
| Yea.. i see Bessent going in another trillion dollars or so in Oil shorts. We wont see much oil swings. |
| Oil is the distraction\n\nCorn is the main show\n\nYou know what to do. (I have no idea what to do) |
| Bers thought -5% open 🤣🤣🤣 we’re above close on Friday |
| Bingo |
| Good |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee said he knows sentiment is horrible but we are very, very, very close to a bottom |
| Gold pumping, was way oversold. US debt is 40T buddy |
| Market still pricing in the taco huh |
| Its cu you didn’t say shit |
| Same idea with Woodside WDS |
| Futures are barely down at all. This is a nothing burger. Calls it is. |
| Hitting terminal velocity into the ground |
| lol ber |
| all you USO tards keep talking about how high oil is going to go.. its not about how high it goes, its about how long it stays elevated. your calls will not print. |
| Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| works til it doesn't |
| Your a fuckin idiot |
| My excuse is that Id rather look like a Roman Centurion than an Asian Twink |
| Tomorrow is going to mark the bottom as 🥭 says he will delay the attacks on Iran's energy infrastructure signaling to the market that he never will, hence the IRGC won't destroy GCC infrastructure, and then we pump. |
| Lol immediate red candle |
| TACO is a way of life. Pavlovian conditioning of retail to never dump your shares and not buy puts |
| Yes down 1.5% since Friday at 8pm close is “struggling to stay red”\n\nActually retarded 🤣 |
| Uhh, you are right I would not know or want to know that smell. |
| Fucked |
| My retirement account is basically just a bunch of Baskin Robbins punch cards for a free scoop smh |
| Bro thot he could do what no other president has tried lmao |
| It's down to China |
| What is this a dip for ants? 🐜 \nGreen by NY open |
| Futures just waiting for Asia's reaction and I doubt it will be good |
| This is my entire comment history |
| You already are. We all are. |
| Calm down |
| Not this guy. I invested in a IPO that helps unite regards with wendys dumpsters. |
| Do you remember when markets use to go up? Pepperidge Farm remembers |
| Opposite. Gold goes up on rate cuts. |
| PLEASE JESUS LET THERE BE NUCLEAR WAR PLS PLS PLS!!!!!! I WANT SOME REAL NUCLEAR WAR. |
| Let me guess "weekend oil" was wrong for a 3rd time in a row |
| Only -0.5%? |
| Projecting insecurities is not healthy |
| Facts green by open |
| How's the futes? |
| #SPY is still 20-25% from reaching bottom LMAO🤌 |
| Ok it’s been 6 minutes time to short oil because of reasons |
| #nerds |
| losing money playing slot machines? skill issue. |
| where ya all seeing this |
| oh shit, forgot to check CL. Yeah, we gonna green tomorrow. No matter how fucked the world is, you just cant bet against US Gov. If they want to short oil and do QE, just don't fight against them. They've got too much power. |
| Basically got rid of the fake pump and now we resume downwards |
| Bro please qqqm go below 225 so I can drop\nAnother 50k to get to 1000 shares please it’s my dream |
| Draft Kings |
| We need our copium emoji in times like these. Bols are huffing that shit like crazy. |
| MINIMUM |
| Real interest rates are what matters, and your position is looking to be hugely profitable for you |
| its the 4th monday since the war, 4x we gapped down and recovered to green, the script will repeat itself |
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| They’re up |
| So what's your excuse for being a fat fuck? GL-P exists. There is no reason to get on that shit even if you are stupid and lazy to follow a diet. Aren't you tired of looking like shit? Don't you want to know another woman besides your mom? |
| Ty |
| Pabst isn't bad on a hot day |
| VIX up 6% . Bols are fuck |
| i’m gold |
| Same diff |
| They call it the pre-pump or being a "fluffer", not sure what either of those mean. |
| still so much room to drop, keep falling, do not be afraid |
| oil up < 1%? is this a market crash for ants? |
| Gold & Silver are fuk |
| not even a -1% dump LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Holy fuk -3% futures |
| Given the reaction I was expecting more |
| Cope |
| hi ! |
| *SP500 is down another 0.5% and futures open at lowest point of the year*\n\nBulls: that’s it? Green by open |
| I expect Scott Bessent to show up on Squak Box tomorrow and again declare the strait open. |
| futes are literally struggling to stay red and bers are making victory laps |
| This is the way... |
| Oil bulls, I feel sorry for you. All your comrades are cowards |
| Maybe Taco Tuesday, Bol\n\nMaybe Kharg Thursday |
| crude actually down to 98 again cant make this shit up 😂 |
| It’s okay I wait for 🥭 war crimes Monday ill buy Tuesday out of the money puts expecting 7% drop |
| What commotion? Stop being permanently online |
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| BUY MORE PL!!! |
| tomorrow will be greener than Pepe the Frog's ass 😤🤌 |
| Not checking futes. Getting the feel of the sentiment with comments |
| slow drag down to $400 |
| Do your part and check futures incessantly for the next 15.5 hours to help turn things around. |
| Well it was a good 3 years ya’ll. See you in 2027. |
| Its just one banana Michael, what could it cost? 😅 |
| Hello Tom Lee |
| Lets face it war is good for the economy. It generates jobs! someone has to build dem bombs. |
| I think … I regret my call |
| Not great not terrible |
| Oh boy |
| LMAO Friday AH was up 1% and now we down .5%\n\nanyway red futes Monday = green by open idk |
| Fuck Real Madrid 😡 |
| Im down over 500k in 6 months. Everyday I think about commiting suicide. |
| market bottomed on friday |
| We’re above Friday close |
| btc getting ass fked rn, monday is going to be bloody red dick |
| Going up. It had its worst week since 1983 last week. No way that keeps up. |
| I have a huge position in gold but it won't really go back up bigly until rates go back up at the Fed |
| Buy the dip, be a man. Fortune favors the brave |
| 🥭 will Taco tomorrow as usual |
| Yes and this is the response of Teheran to calm things back down. |
| Bessent is working overtime to get WTI below 100$ now lol |
| Lol at the traders who bought QQQ AH Friday |
| Actually yes I can lmao |
| Elaborate? |
| Right der 🍑 |
| 🤌 |
| this is a todays low is tomorrows high type of week. bols are fuk |
| No means no |
| ruh roh |
| Probably on some terrorist watchlist for how much research being done on fertilizer |
| Everyone is expecting Trump to chicken out. |
| Lost 40k in 2018 learning. I’m at 230k right now and about to enter a short and will be at 7 figures in 1-2 years |
| is this bears first time finding out that the first move is always fake? |
| SPY and Nasdaq going to bleed out to -37% by open. |
| Futures fake af, big 🟢 tomo |
| TACO is almost not an option anymore. We have maybe one more week of possible TACO. After that 🥭 could die and we would still be fucked |
| Bols coping hard rn |
| I wish that the McDonalds-induced pulmonary embolism that has been 79 years coming would finally do its job |
| FTSE100 futures down 2.31%. Rachel from accounts will need to beg for more money |
| Which way? |
| I'm going to get liquidated and have to bang old dudes for money.\n\nIs what I would say if I was a dumb bol. |
| Has been for months now. Everything is gamed the same |
| Now that gold has washed out the weak hands, it will proceed to print a god candle. |
| markets been selling hard prior to this + likely chance of taco |
| https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures |
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| We are doomed |
| U don’t understand questrade and its intricacy of multiple app doing the same shit. Browser is where it’s at |
| green by open. |
| Oil might go red. |
| she would have said: Iran... don't |
| gap is getting smaller now, looks like there's just a bunch of chick seller. We green tomorrow. |
| In the future |
| I cannot believe stupid bulls in here are celebrating lower lows |
| The Punjabis make poutine now?! I wouldn't discriminate here lol, love me some poutine! |
| Not…yet |
| Trump really saw March Madness start and thought he had to one up it smh |
| Yeah we’re opening green LOL |
| The thing is…\n\nI am correct |
| Bessenttttttt! |
| A crystal ball |
| https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures |
| Yea. All tax free too |
| Was told the apocalypse was tomorrow. Green by open? |
| Im making a move on gold tomorrow. |
| No. |
| Prob better by open |
| Don't you mean loosen up? |
| at friday lows rn |
| *S&P futes open down 0.6%*\n\nBols: "wooow that's it? ur fuk ber"\n\nthe idioptimism astounds me every time |
| Weekend dow was actually pretty close to futures this time. |
| I'm anticipating ONDS pumping and dumping by Thursday/Friday |
| Anti Climatic, green by open, everything priced in |
| Not bad tbh |
| Really? |
| Fuked |
| I'm in GLNG idk what they even do but something about LNG and I'm green lmao |
| Holy fucking shit I’m fucked |
| Is this a joke? All that commotion and we aren’t even down 1% |
| Boring |
| 100% reason to remember the name |
| VIX gaping and they’re not even asking subscriptions |
| Grab your ankles boys.\n\nStretch up tonight |
| Where do you look at the futures ?! |
| wait till japan opens, then the panicans start |
| Big pump up |
| Are you tired of winning? |
| Just wait until Bessent clocks in tomorrow morning. Oil gapping down |
| Wti over $100 |
| Oh shit. My chart just updated. |
| A less awful three minutes than I expected tbh.\n\n\nMy wife can't say the same. |
| But they won’t. Because of the IMPLICATION. |
| Market looks yippy |
| Markets not open yet for these |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Oil green and shiny rocks red. Red monday confirmed. |
| Crude futures not even available LMAOOO |
| Show me on this doll where ber touched you |
| Dip for ants. Will go green by EOD tmrw, if not by tonight |
| Back to ATH by eow |
| bro went from tonight to tomorrow soon it's gonna be next year |
| LOL |
| Realistically this is just gonna slow bleed all year. No -5% day |
| "Help is on the way" \n\nUsed to invest in tech stocks and growth, can't believe I'm looking into buying fucking fertilizer.\n\nUrea (Granular) FOB US Gulf Futures |
| Go 🌽 Go!! |
| Ho Lee Fuk Bols fuk |
| how is oil doing? |
| I feel like the vix is not where it should be right now |
| Someone post the dancing bear |
| Bruh |
| What is this a crash for ants? |
| #pajama traders are gey asffff |
| Give me best rage baiting tactics to try on my wife |
| This is all part of the plan. 🤌 |
| I don’t have to hit 683 though I just need it to go up then sell em |
| # GREEN BY OPEN |
| #ZERO chance futes recover from being THIS red LMAO🤌 |
| Jeeeeeesussssss |
| \-0.7% |
| No matter what happens, you can guarantee MSFT will be red. |
| Lol we pumping\n |
| Where can I get the crack you are smoking? |
| BER IS FUK |
| RIP bols |
| -.6% in this market is basically green |
| Stonks panican |
| Just as I predicted |
| Yeah I can weather this no problem. \n\nTACO tweet gonna melt faces tomorrow. |
| Insert *I mean it’s alright* GIF |
| lmao crude price movement |
| KEEP THE CASINO CLOSED |
| Imagine believing FUD 🤣 |
| i thought i bought the dip 🙁 |
| #Futures say that Iran won the war LMAO🤌 |
| 😂 |
| RH has futes |
| Big gap |
| I'm tired boss |
| pass |
| Kirk Lazarus is hosting the “Never Go Full Retard” awards tonight.\n\nIt’s a tie: 🥭 vs Zuck.\n\nHeld in the Metaverse where Zuck is also the audience.\n\n🥭 tried logging in, called it rigged.\n\nAward glitched… both won. |
| Futes jumped down a full 1.2% from where it closed off on Friday. |
| Idk, that comparison still makes ICE sound about 4X overfunded |
| #Futures say that America is basically a shithole LMAO🤌 |
| Meh |
| chill buddy |
| Investing.com is on a 10 minute delay\n\nJust use Robinhood or something for live stats, or stop being poor and open a Schwab account and trade on thinkorswim. |
| Tbf, that's more of an offense |
| liberation day was putting a thumb on the scale that you had the option to take off anytime you want, this situation is sticking your thumb into a hornets nest, with a herd of elephants standing around you |
| Lol |
| Bul fuk |
| where can i see chart |
| Nice work, gives me hope - much smaller account but my MWR page looks almost exactly like yours (318 yr I think) but I went 80/20 Stocks/ETFs and use remote viewing to screen my convictions. |
| Underwhelming |
| ya the 1929 or 2008 crash didnt happe like in. day it takes effort just give it time |
| you talkin to me? |
| Oh look at the time, nothing o clock |
| They make stuff up |
| back down we go |
| POS Bessent shorting again! |
| brother even in a bull market, if you’re in wsb you lose. |
| Reddit removing my comments being inappropriate talking about puts? Ok reddit I'll just talk about calls. How bouts i calls you a pussy |
| Holy fuck balls wtf LMAO |
| Same |
| GAPE DOWN |
| 'tis a scratch |
| Futes down 2% from 7pm friday |
| See Bessent is awake he won’t let WTI go above $100 😭😭 |
| NATO group headlines gonna pump this tomorrow |
| People on this subreddit are literally so retarded that they see future gap down 36 points, but the 1 minute candle is technically green, so they go WE GREEN LOL BEARS |
| silver is a buy at $55 |
| Is silver and gold down 5%? |
| Green by open |
| I'm buying some LEAPS on $EL |
| As long as you don’t look, GREAT |
| Wtf do yall look at this quick for futes? Investing.com isn’t updated |
| Guh |
| Are you day trading with your Roth? Jesus Christ. |
| Their jeans are so 90's |
| Puff, not that easy. But almost for sure, if you are here , you lose |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 379.71846000000005 before 23-Mar-2026 02:11 PM -05 |
| LOOK AT THIS COPE LMAO SO RETARDED 🤣🤣🤣 |
| this is gonna be green by open JUST WATCH |
| Wtf |
| !banbet |
| It's drugs day 🫠 |
| Because you might end up with $4.83 in your account? |
| #MASSIVE gap down. Stupid dumbass bol LMAO🤌 |
| Still higher than close |
| #it’s not joever till the fat lady sings |
| Futures are down 36 points, what are you talking about lol |
| fuckkkkkkk |
| Didn't check. How my calls Are doing ? |
| All that for nothing burger |
| bers better get ready to take out a loan to average down |
| what is this a crash for ants |
| Call all of the drill teams in, time to get serious |
| We are so fucking back! Fuck you 🌈🐻 |
| John Bogle was right. |
| Boring |
| Holy futes |
| Bulls could time travel to before the war started and still end up holding -90% long term calls |
| 101 lulz |
| Everyone scared about running out of Natural Gas? Just go get taco bell lmao, eat some beans |
| GUH |
| Oof |
| holy fuk....i gonna be an amish |
| LMAO |
| Holy green candle 😦🤌 |
| THAT'S IT??? |
| We are, the abusers are the banking cartel we bailed out |
| lol so red |
| #GUH |