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| 98% what? |
| I thought you said I not it, my bad lol. Still undervalued though mid to long term |
| U want sexy robots? They'll give you sexy robots |
| Don't worry he'll soon announce he's diluted the shit out of his shareholders again and managed to buy at an average price of 85k. He'll announce it Monday lol |
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| What about El Salvador? |
| The top is in for life |
| Ok I definitely stained my undies with that one, no need to check |
| Crypto bros right now:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/14q9hux2hrgg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c46eebe13d000afd88c15305738b0fa4b81630e9 |
| This is the way. |
| sorry bro but everyone should know Robinhood is no reliable for closing orders with a stop. You should move to something reliable like TastyTrade or something |
| I’m bored enough I’m actually considering booting up Fortnite again |
| Everybody prays for their parents to happy with each other but sometimes that's impossible, they stick together just for the kids and live a miserable life |
| Corntrails are making the market gay |
| Didn't this happen below 20k, and they just...... Bought even more? Why won't they just do this again? |
| Oh yes. Because BTC performed wonderfully during the last inflation run 🥰 |
| And "if it is cold, there should be lots of ice, so we warm it with GPUs to make water. Why everyone is so dumb to not do it? I am GENIUS" |
| Black Monday incominc |
| The only reason I know without a shadow of doubt that gold, bitcoin, and silver are about to moon is because the extreme fear everywhere. As soon as retail is done panic-selling, smart money starts buying again. Retail then buys back in at the top due to FOMO, then smart money dumps again to lock in profit. Repeat. |
| i made some math amd valuation would look stretched even if they doubled revenue for 4-5 years straight, what make you say it looks okay? |
| Do you know what real rug pull looks like? The dip on SNDK yesterday was miniscule. |
| Bought at 105 but not sold. Generational bag incoming? Hope not🥲 |
| Yea Bets Bitcoin and Butthole |
| It’s too early for a documentary. You haven’t seen the part where he comes out on top, yet. |
| Their average “cost” isn’t quite accurate. I think more accurately it would be the average purchase price is 76k. \n\nHave to account for OpEx and financing costs somehow when your only business is buy and hold. |
| The only reason it isn’t a Ponzi scheme is because they publicly disclose that it’s a Ponzi scheme |
| Implying I’m not… |
| One of my core crypto theories was always that crypto could never survive the government + big business getting involved and being bag holders.\n\nMy thesis was that if the govt + business become holders and it still has no legitimate use better than having cash is cooked.\n\nLet’s see if this is a dip or a death blow |
| Kind of. |
| "the gorilla?" how dare you. |
| We can discuss they making money when they show some positive eps\n\nThis company is riding a hype wave just like the commodities and is not even the strongest of the players in this hype\n\nIf one wants to ride, MU is a way better choice |
| I got banned on the Bitcoin subreddit for saying that Bitcoin has shown zero utility in almost two decades other than making crime easier lol |
| They will continue to pay dividends for decades supposedly |
| We wouldn't have Trump if people could order Indian to their house. |
| Lmao might as well ban yourself now |
| Lemme know where u put ur money so I can do the opposite |
| does kal/poly have groundhog day action? asking for a friend. |
| So am I |
| Mega jail time. |
| Big nose group? |
| Yeah you right. Makes perfect sense to me |
| But you have heard of him |
| Pretty sure i mentioned I’m not touching it. Where did you get that i got rug pulled?\n\nAnd undervalued by what measures? |
| Tech CEOs be like “first things first: wire OpenAI as much money as we can asap…then we can think about the *much* lower priority stuff 😎” |
| Now its 1 USD = [Infinite USD](https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20200315b.htm) |
| The mini is so fucking cool |
| sorry for yelling |
| Shocker!!! They got seniors retirement funds and drowned them. |
| What I wouldn’t do to go back in time to KONY2012 and make sure he gets elected to fix the timeline. Even the gorilla would be alive |
| Nah, they're going to report banger numbers from holidays. |
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| You don't sail an aircraft carrier to the other side of the planet to give them a hug. |
| I DON'T FUCKING KNOW I'M COPING BRO COME ON |
| Life man, LIFE! |
| Has his flight has boarded yet? I hear Moscow is lovely in February. |
| Unfortunately no one knows. And anyone with a brain knows that |
| disposable vapes are satanic |
| You forgot LRCX |
| They probably hold GOOG/GOOGL shares.\n\nAlpha bets for alpha mfers. |
| This is some regarded shit bro |
| Outstanding shares went from 100m to 300m in 5 years, but sure no dilutions |
| Who would do an end of month rebalancing? |
| Jobs was still an asshole |
| For real, wish I could find an sp500 that didn't include a meme stock like tsla. |
| Where is the bottom we thinking? Anyone with a brain knows? |
| And for anybody arguing the USD is backed by our militaries enormous schlong |
| No, it’s not as bad as the Gilded Age |
| Odds are pretty good that they will both be happier after they have been independent for a while. Your job is to maintain an okay relationship with both. Then you can concentrate on the important things in your life and not be as disrupted by their drama. |
| Don't disagree with the Tesla is overalued premise, but to answer your question in earnest: Waymo's revenue comes from subsidized rides, Tesla is selling cars for billions of dollars in revenue. |
| It won’t it’s going back to 92k then to 104k where it will hover |
| After that Friday, got this on [loop to relax](https://youtu.be/e-5YYE_dQy0?si=1gyfZ8b6Q8i-uDJH) |
| Try to stay cool, they are probably having a even worst moment. |
| You saw that, too? That was crazy. He had skills, though. |
| Which will presumably force them both to compete on price, cutting into margins? |
| If my uncle had lady parts he'd be my aunt. |
| I was selling PYPL puts in 2023 and 2024. But really cut down on it late 2024 to 2025 because there were many better options offering better premium. \n\nStill, you're way too close to strike and basically gambling at this point. Congrats if you win, but no crying in the casino buddy. |
| imagine not realizing Friday high-beta dump was just end of month rebalancing and that it all jumps right back up Monday |
| Not if youre broke |
| Ah yes, the “long term investor club” 50% down from entry. |
| if btc really keeps staying at 77k |
| This isn’t a bathroom mirror LMAO 🤌 |
| Ram, nvme drives you name it. EVERYTHING comp related is going up. |
| I saw the other thread about the massive put wall around $48 so I'll probably get an ITM strangle cuz guidance is everything now. I wouldn't be surprised if that causes an EPS miss though. |
| Maybe someday, 1BTC=0BTC |
| except that he's holding 40k and not 100k. |
| Insanely gey |
| Any hints on what the fuck you’re referring to? |
| The whole idea behind Alphabet umbrella concept and the Moonshots division is to graduate companies then have them spin off into their own separate companies once they've matured. I don't think they should do that with Waymo but seems for now they're still following the playbook. |
| ☠️ |
| But their lineup isn't S3xy anymore. |
| It’s all a ticking time bomb |
| Puts on your parents |
| Carvana at least sells a real product. |
| Under the same company. \n\n“Don’t worry everyone, there’s no way he would scam us again!” |
| Corn trading like Satoshi is in the Epstien... \n\n...Oh wait, he actually is. |
| the trick to it is you just put your fingers in your ears. if you can't hear the noises, neither can anyone else |
| Don’t take life for granted. Everyday is a gift\n\nWhether you’re down bad, depressed, bored, or feeling like you’re done\n\nAs long as you are alive, there is life |
| Yeah go to the pawn shop |
| 🤝 INTC bag holders next quarter |
| That is the gold standard response to large gains. |
| So you’re telling me that betting it all on digital coins that have no real purpose isn’t a winning “strategy”? |
| So you're saying more temper tantrum will get us out of this? Nice, gta6 back on the table |
| is landlord genocide bolish?? |
| Poly market |
| The only crypto that has ETFs that saw steady positive inflows over the last month |
| Priced less than the cost to mine it. |
| >CORN DOWN TO 78K |
| Gay if true |
| why would they? They didn’t rise money from investors in more than 5 years and have tens of billions of dollars in cash and cash equivalent. They don’t need any valuation to survive. \n \nOn the other hand, Elon Musk do. As he loaned money with his stock as collateral |
| Is there weekend gold/silver trading? |
| How do you buy on US brokerages? |
| Yes, the poor has always been poor and the rich always get richer. Sure, there’s a lot more corruption now but the market isn’t tanking. |
| Insane is indeed the correct word |
| This is real? |
| MSTR avg BTC holding is 76k |
| Who could have seen this one coming?? |
| The report on user growth because of that offer will be more important. PYPL has been seen as a stagnant boomer stock for years now; the outlook it'll provide will be what moves the stock up. |
| I don’t even think the Wall Street bros in the 20s a ever thought they could put a company on the exchange whose entire value proposition was having fake money be their treasury |
| Tops in |
| Ottoman Empire: Am I a joke to you? |
| Right now, this is the sector to be in. It was actually the sector to be in last year when the tech people started complaining about high RAM prices. They were complaining about how prices jumped 50% in 6 months. That's when I got into this sector. |
| Don't forget the pee tape. |
| 135 next week |
| I actually meant forward split, not reverse my bad.\nAnd the banned words were [redacted] |
| Listen up you beautiful, illiterate gamblers.\n\nWhile you were arguing about crayons vs glue for lunch, I did something financially irresponsible but spiritually correct.\n\nI went $400,000 DEEP ON MARGIN INTO MICRON (MU).\n\nYes. Margin.\nYes. All-in.\nYes. My broker called.\nNo. I didn’t answer.\n\n⸻\n\nTHE DD (DUMB DETERMINATION)\n\n🧠 Memory is the backbone of AI\nNo memory = no AI\nNo AI = no America\nNo America = Europe (🤮)\n\nMicron doesn’t make chips.\nThey make THE THING THAT REMEMBERS YOUR BAD DECISIONS.\n\nEvery AI model, every data center, every “disruptive platform” needs:\n\t•\tHBM\n\t•\tDRAM\n\t•\tNAND\n\t•\t🇺🇸 MADE 🇺🇸 SUPPLY 🇺🇸\n\nMU isn’t a stock.\nIt’s a strategic national asset with a ticker symbol.\n\n⸻\n\nWHY NOW?\n\nBecause:\n\t•\tEveryone is scared\n\t•\tEveryone wants a dip\n\t•\tEveryone is waiting for “confirmation”\n\nMeanwhile:\n\t•\tAI demand is exploding\n\t•\tMemory pricing is tightening\n\t•\tCapex discipline is real\n\t•\tShorts are comfy and unaware\n\nThis is exactly when WSB history books get written.\n\n⸻\n\nTHE PLAY\n\n💥 $400K margin\n💥 Shares + calls\n💥 Time horizon: either retirement or ramen\n\nPrice target?\n\t•\tBears: “$380”\n\t•\tAnalysts: “$500–$600”\n\t•\tMe: STRAIGHT THROUGH $700 LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY\n\n⸻\n\nTHE RISK\n\nCould I lose everything?\n\nYes.\n\nCould I be right?\n\nAlso yes.\n\nWould I rather be early than late?\n\nABSOLUTELY.\n\nIf this hits, I’m a genius.\nIf it doesn’t, delete app, move to woods, raise goats.\n\n⸻\n\nFINAL THOUGHT\n\nThey laughed at NVDA at $300\nThey laughed at TSLA at $200\nThey laughed at every man who pressed BUY when fear was loud\n\nNow excuse me while I stare at premarket and pretend I’m calm.\n\nMU TO THE EFFING MOON 🚀🚀🚀\nSEE YOU AT $700 OR THE SOUP KITCHEN |
| 250 years is nothing. a fundamentally immature culture in civilisational terms, armed to the teeth and entering its toddler era. this will work out fine |
| DEEZ? Is it DEEZ? |
| Man you could be filthy rich rn |
| Who's we? |
| There was a viral video of a boomer bringing in 1,000 ounces of silver to a pawn shop right before the collapse lol dude timed the top perfectly |
| The extent of allowing a publicly traded company to base its treasury in fake money is some bold fraud even the dudes in the 20s wouldn’t have thought they could get away with |
| Hey /u/BPandJaaam - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: CNTX CD.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| They have 30 months of dollar reserves. |
| Hardly. Time is a high beta asset. |
| Buying opportunity! |
| Jar in the bottom? |
| Why would you want your old computer dear? I sold it to the neighbors kid a couple years ago! Actually he is now some super rich investor, can you believe that? |
| All the gta6 guys were right, waited for nothin lol |
| China had that entire communism and slavery period though. That hurt them a bunch. |
| Good ol fashion shakedown. Orchestrated 🥭 attack |
| Metals, btc, you know what’s next |
| Currently a p/e of -75. Considering Amazon was once at over -100, I don’t know if I’d say that. Is it expensive to earnings absolutely but they are seeing record demand and are beating expectations as they invest in more Capex |
| I agree. Both are no less & not perfect |
| Gotta add me when I throw in hot takes like:\n\n>I'm not a 🌈🐻 so I don't short, but MSTR, CVNA, SLV, and USD are looking overvalued, suspicious, and/or moving to the downside.\n\nI swear I'll be right 4/4 and still be poor because I didn't short or buy puts on this shit. Then they'll put this at the bottom of the article or documentary as a joke. |
| Except one of those is a commodity and the other is a thing that makes money |
| Confused |
| I’ve seen enough, get this guy a trillion dollars from SoftBank immediately |
| Yes, I dont hold any unity stock. But that is because I am poor and dont have more money to spare beyond what I have already allocated |
| Same. Im also retarded |
| Nah, no catalyst. No way, it is getting past 700 around 600 range or lower |
| Bitcoin is an insane buy now anyone who doesn’t think so is a moron |
| saw an epstein email about only hiring people with 98% racial purity or higher that must be verified with a 23&me test. they believed that group was superior to all others. I cannot name this group but you know who it is. |
| Same story every time. People find a way to make debt and risk profitable, chasing profit means they chase debt, the music eventually stops |
| I’m still holding expiring calls hoping for a pump… so it won’t do that. |
| SPY 705 on open. 708 peak in first 5. Sell everything. Chill. |
| It was an ok run |
| I can't because I'm not from the US. It is a failsafe that has proven useful in my time around here: 🤣 |
| I always assumed this was the play all along. If somehow Bitcoin went ballistic they’re sitting on a goldmine if it goes south since they debt funded it with share sales the baggies bought the insiders a bunch of Bitcoin |
| They will be happier divorced, trust me bro, toxic relationships are draining/exhausting |
| I own a share in a trust that is legally obligated by it's establishing agreement to back that share with gold. I fail to see how different that is from me just owning the gold and giving it to a bank to store tbh. In both cases they are fully liable to give it to me when asked (IAU does actually give you the right to redeem shares directly for gold, if you trade them in in large enough numbers, although of course in practice nobody ever does). |
| I went short on 10/2 @119k |
| i wonder how markets tied to btc mining will perform going forward, i mean the floor of btc seems to be 77k(if it holds) now, wonder how the market react to the news |
| Ironic... Saylor could save others from liquidation, but not himself. |
| Volatility to die down in this space? Must not have been here the last 3-4 months. I haven't seen it yet on options, which is why I resorted to call spreads. |
| I guarantee with my entire portfolio I know more TA than you, and I will still confidently call it worthless |
| Everything is being eaten up by the big players such as Meta and there might be another year of this. |
| What if they ALSO have a fetish for old people and those WhatsApp messages our grandmas get from them are real? |
| He's a fed! |
| Far better roi |
| Remember, BTC has so much intrinsic value that 20% of it is lost forever. Finders ... |
| Just went to Home Depot for tools and Saylor was demoing spray foam insulation near the front door |
| he is the dip |
| China has been a major power longer for a period longer than the entire existence time of the United States.\n\nIn Theory therefore Chinese government bonds should have less risk than US ones so long as China does not decay into a warlord period. |
| I just got my monthly interest payment of 148 bucks from RH. \n\nGonna go buy a burger. Costs about that much now. |
| gold’s not going to $10k an ounce? |
| 1. What were your banned words.\n2. why do you think it reverse splits? I could see it splitting to encourage more people to buy shares since now a share is “cheaper” (I know it isn’t but idiots see it that way) |
| The vibe is to take advantage of the fire sale |
| tell your story, in detail please. we are here for it. |
| lol touche |
| There are several of both in here. |
| I think the userbase is much less valuable than the other social media companies. But if it goes to 100 or under again then im gonna buy. |
| Sailor is about to buy the dip |
| Hope you like your bags genius |
| Mods, time to change this Fed's flair! |
| PLTR is going to start the next bull run |
| Nintendo is getting the shit shorted out of it going into earnings based on RAM prices and fucking VGChartz because dumb old men don't know it's a meme web site. It's really tempting to go in on the opposite because rumors are Switch 2 blew the fuck out of the numbers floated like a monthesque ago and the Galaxy movie is coming. And the stock has already dropped almost 40% so how much room does it really have to still drop. |
| Rug pulled is what you saw over at the Silver table. |
| Geez who could’ve guessed basing your entire company on digital fraud coin could go poorly |
| The fact that you assume the same retarded opinion of all of WSB that is - charts mean nothing, shows me how retarded you are. \n\nYep charting is useless might aswell just close ur eyes and press the buy button fucking retard |
| Bro asks us like we know😂😂😂 |
| Silver bag holders 🤝 crypto bag holders |
| I suspect he wasn't selling .999 bullion. Refiineries mostly avoided Junk siver coins, sterling silver items, etc. since they were constrained by capacity. |
| MSTR will be fine for a long time since their debt is well structured. Problems start to arise around 2027-2028 if btc does not pump back up. Good time to buy some discounted btc via the stock though (risky as fck dont do it regards).\n\nIt'll be interesting to see if MSTR can hold out the crypto winter and if not, how much of a setback will the massive release of btc to the market cause to btc value |
| See you at 60k... (i highly doubt it will drop below that) |
| Anyone else ever being like "fuck, I'm still alive" after waking up? |
| That’s what happens when you have a micro strategy. You need to think bigger! |
| We're just dumb boomers sharing fake screenshots and telling made up stories. None of the keywords are part of released documents. |
| Time in the market beats timing the market - Embarrassed Sky |
| Soooo… are AMZN earnings screwed next week because of this market? |
| Pasta fajoul! |
| Lots of $ to be made from the volatility. |
| #release the Saylor doc |
| and they had the nerve to call Steve Jobs an asshole compared to all these pedo tech CEOs now |
| He need to sell all his BTC now before it goes below 75K\n\nJust that transaction can drop BTC under 50K |
| What about me |
| COMON MONDAY ALREADY I NEEDA SELL THESE POOTS |
| You’d be down |
| I ain’t sell shit, talking about *them* |
| And how much is that in dollars? I’m regarded |
| Wy not r/conservative? |
| Sounds like a fucked thing to say but i mean yeah historically and before we had proper law enforcement, a shit load of dudes were pedos |
| Probably a huge sack of potatoes. |
| Exactly this. And they claim snooty superiority. Everyone else is doing investing wrong. |
| can we just fast forward the part where they dig for bodies in 🥭's golf course? |
| As someone who got in crypto in 2014 and got out in 2015, and got back in 2017 and got out in 2021, let me tell you why it doesn’t sting.\n\nMy financial goals investing in an extremely volatile asset were always nothing more than a bet and to take profits when it felt right to.\n\nThat’s not investing. It’s gambling. And no gambler holds on to 200x gains over 10 years. |
| Looks like the analysts are catching up now with targets at $1,000. |
| Can someone please give me some insider information? I swear I’m not a Fed |
| # I WAS HERE\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7lu2rhcnergg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcfcfba4a11178b4d131d5dfc809700befb7612d |
| Holgol, if you will |
| https://preview.redd.it/99hkuw5mergg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=483c8d1b13536823191a98e061dc7f44267cfb2f |
| Why sell in to an obvious 2% pump before open |
| Heard you got kicked out for too much eye contact 👀 |
| This discussion is pure gold |
| It's totally next level when you can't even spell spelling correctly though. |
| If I learned anything from the previous years this dip can and maybe will keep dipping |
| We’re all fucked. Stocks are falling, gold/silver are down, crypto is down, cash is down… |
| Circular blackmail. Have to have dirt on you to get in the club in the first place. Cant trust a person who isn't compromised. |
| What comes next? 🧐\n\nPlease tell me i'm regarded and want to be less poor. |
| Chinese already doing reusable rockets\n\nThey'll do to space x the same as to Tesla. After IPO of course. Elon gonna take your money first |
| How do i find this video?? |
| If you're constantly buying and selling it doesn't really matter, esp with the spread in your favor |
| How the fuck would we know? |
| You only say its overpriced cause you got rugpulled, its undervalued rn |
| Damn was it nice tho? |
| Extreme dollar cost averaging… but with shareholder dollars |
| I'm thinking this might be a byproduct of his ketamine usage |
| And so the downfall begins |
| No it's all cool, cause you can just borrow the shares from your shell company that borrowed from your other shell company who borrowed from your other shell company (ad infinitum)\n\n(Ken Griffin from citadel, I'm lookin at u) |
| Yeah and I'm sure if their PE came down to reasonable levels they wouldn't immediately collapse from their near ponzi scheme for money. |
| Mango fucked my port without consent |
| Sasha? |
| I said this when MSTR was at ATH and got clowned on. Inverse wsb as always |
| Yes this is hot “futures” work |
| Its down 0.65% ?\n\nWho cares? |
| Yeah maybe. I just don't have the ability to execute like professionals tbh |
| One of my biggest regrets was not placing long dated puts when it was in 500s. I Remember considering it |
| You should bet on that 😉 |
| What's going to happen to QQQM on Monday? |
| When you gotta go you gotta go |
| Easy 5x in the next 5 years. |
| Well boys, we sold everything yesterday that we could. Too bad it’s the weekend so we can’t keep selling….unless. |
| I was in the Epstein files but as a victim |
| Stop going up corn! I already have “dance on the ashes” penciled in for date night this Tuesday. |
| I had sudden clarity a few months ago on how comparatively young America is as a country and empire and it definitely made me more pessimistic about the short-term than I had been. |
| Fluid |
| Dudes shaking like a shitting dog |
| https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-spot-silver\n\nTake it with a grain of salt but it's an indication |
| Holy shit, this is the first time I heard him talk. And he sounds like a CUCK LMAO |
| black people are either the most jacked fucking schlong mfs or fattest fuck Lizzo looking ass mfs to exist there is no in between |
| Holy shit my Bitcoin is in shambles |
| Imagine if there were laws in place to prevent this |
| i was just kidding. They will do well, and even if they dont for some odd reason, they can fall back on cooking their books 🙂 |
| Mmm tasty bits.. …🤤 |
| Saylor the next Bernie Madoff. |
| Mmm tasty bits.. …🤤 |
| What’s the vibe for beta stocks Monday? |
| Plus it's radioactive. |
| You will have 2 places to stay at whenever you want. That's one advantage i can think of.\n\n(Better than one of them dying like my dad when i was 16) |
| not going to lie, jail breaking ai to produce copyright video is really fun as a sport. It's testing how well you understand the guard rail of video gen ai and how to effectively bypass each layer without messing the main content prompt. \nIt's testing the limit of language and you have to think in how ai think through its guard rail to bypass it. |
| Deal, meet me in the men's room |
| do you accept Choad Coin..? |
| This is how I know that you have never thought seriously about physics or chemistry. |
| Depending on the company, CEO’s are more slaves to their big whale shareholders. |
| Why would Bitcoin make him nervous when:\n\n1) It was created by the CIA\n\n2) They could buy it all up if they really wanted to \n\n3) It's a vacuum of hope for the own-nothing generations while offering nothing of real value |
| ? |
| Capitalism rewards people with the most antihuman traits |
| I’m surprised the cast of money heist in season 3 didn’t grab some gold bars from the vault. |
| Seeing it go to 96, then 90, then 80, then 94 then 70 literally randomly?\n\nNo one should be in that. |
| But we are really only 1yr into a 4yr boss and think we can dog walk enemies, allies, and neutrals simultaneously |
| MicroStrategy more like FailStrategy |
| Dude same lol, I even asked him how he manages the risk of buying before a crash |
| Always has been |
| Sad part Microstrategy software product was revolutionary almost two decades ago and he spent very little effort to improve it. Now they are basically dead software company squeezing money from last few legacy companies still using it. They could have easily been SAP size software company.. |
| Over the weekend? \n\nIsn't silver closed on weekends? |
| Laughs is Aztec |
| Yeah, direct them to your posts specifically. |
| I usually aim for stocks/company with huge capex spending with risk of greater return (like Intel, Google and of course Oracle). Investors freakout when there is loss on paper and spending gets out of control but eventually they pay off. AI and tech is going nowhere and Oracle is investing for greater return within the next few years. \n\nOracle dropped 40% because of OpenAI but once they go IPO, it will instantly erase any doubts of their funding. |
| Everyone is a genius when the market is down. |
| Believe it or no, calls... |
| Their asset is worth less than they paid for it.\n\nThats what happened. |
| Red candlesticks in morning, Saylor take warning! |
| 😅 |
| 🌽 goes in the arseholio |
| Oil is up because of Iran, it’ll probably drop 30% when 🥭 tweets the resolution |
| Not if you look at earnings, which Waymo doesn't yet have. I saw someone on SA calculated their revenue from last year at less than 400M. And no profits. |
| He does not, no\n\nThe idea came to him while smoking weed |
| When I was younger I was unable to piss in a urinal when there was a line of people behind me. I’m talking no matter how bad I had to go…like painful bladder full and couldn’t piss. It sucked. |
| Thing is… bitcoin Has no inherit value tied to it. Everything else DOES.\n\nSo it’s a Ponzi scheme only upheld by someone else.\n\nIf buying stops, it goes to zero, and that BTc has no outside value. |
| Wait. What is the connection? |
| He’s fucked, I wonder how low Bitcoin goes when he’s liquidated. I will invest a decent sum if it crashes hard. |
| Social media and the internet just allows it to be so visible. \n\nSince the beginning there have been a never ending supply of grifting. Literally shaping the system from the start. |
| Fuck ur new stepmom |
| Bubba hung like a 🐎. |
| They love me cuz im hot they love me cuz im real |
| I sold my silver bullion coins on Wednesday which turned out to be the highest price for now. I feel bad for the guy that bought them at the pawn shop. |
| SEMI-thick |
| The United States 🇺🇸 |
| Yeah as if half this sub wasn't eagerly buying it when it was still at a hilarious premium to NAV knowing full well that it made no sense |
| She's considering roping herself |
| Black Monday? |
| Maybe open ai takes bitcoins |
| Shortages aren’t going anywhere right now. SNDK for sure has upside |
| The reason why USA will be striking Iran on February 16, is because the Chinese markets are closed all week, from Tuesday-Monday. Prevents any major market fluctuations/crash. \n\n also,they will symbolically do it on the solar eclipse. \n\n the night sky will be absolutely pitch black from the New Moon, so it makes the most sense to send in Delta that night in particular. |
| "Infinite money glitch!!" Lolol |
| But we've really only been an empire for about 120 years, so we still have 130 left. By then AI sex robots will be our masters and we will all be slaves |
| makes me touch myself |
| A gun to the temple helps me relax. But for real have your 401k diversified. SP 500 gets picked because it's supposed to be steady growth, you can just as easy focus your money in energy/foreign markets/defense. |
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| Crypto investors often use insane leverage, 10x and even more. So the message is real )) |
| Nutlick is a dark fucking dude. |
| lol I’ve been selling covered calls on my position too |
| Well, now we know what Putin and others have over him. They have the complete Epstein files and pics and videos, and I’m sure many more pics and videos that are even in the files. |
| Guys, I’m actually trolling with the all caps going to zero memes. It’s that Dan Pena video. |
| Continuously buying a losing asset is literally insane, you know that right? |
| Someone will make Doordash work when full autonomous cars hit market adaptation. The idea that the company is worth what it is without the fleet capitalization is insanity. We truly got lazier as a species because so many people invested in this crap we've subsidized food deliver to be cheap enough to pay double for their cold Mcdonalds. |
| Actually the US dollar is worth negative money because inflation /s |
| !remindme 3 months |
| Neither fugazzi shares |
| I think this might work, but I would trade some gain potential for longer expiration dates. \n\nActually nevermind, this is WSB what the hell do I expect. \n\nGood luck. I'm in gold leaps |
| Waymo is freaking amazing to use when I’m in SoCal, literally don’t ever use uber or lyft out there |
| Because seeking the "thrill" and power of dominating a child is the same thing that led them to exploit and want to dominate others. |
| I like this. |
| Ahahahaha |
| He’ll win in the end though. The first domino is already falling with the nomination of a new Fed chair to finish the USD for good.\n\nTell me...what will people run to once there are early signs of hyperinflation and a serious erosion of trust in the dollar? For real, even if you think it will “somehow” work out, U.S. debt is already larger than economic output. A debt spiral is basically guaranteed.\n\nMarkets are just nervous right now: shutdown risk, potential Iran conflict and oil price shocks, new (even more insane) tariffs, starting WW3 to distract from auctioning minors, and civil unrest because of ICE. |
| he paper handed and lost |
| dropped 6k and pumped 1k\n\n**BOLISH** |
| Most men are, they can just afford to do it without punishment |
| If I had a syndrome? |
| Good thing I'm in Oracle instead |
| Never ever. Wait for the dip to 60k and load up on regular bitcoin. |
| It's so retarded that it will work |
| 5 years ago you would be rich 🤑 it’s fake mine pump and dump just gotta time it |
| I have to try, you make it look so easy |
| You do understand that bitcoin is still up 80% over the past 2 years. 300% over the past three. Just get over the fact that you missed out on those sweet past gains and buy the dip now. Or you’ll never stop regretting missing the boat. |
| fuck this shit I'm freezing my ass off |
| Damn I'm now craving fried chicken |
| But he was not Epstein’s island? |
| Go to the bitcoin sub, they're happy AF |
| Only fans! |
| So do I |
| "it's just a buying opportunity". \n\nFamous last bagholder words. |
| It's okay my son. You're going to be alright.\nDad |
| If you bought BTC:\n\nA day ago, you'd be down\n\nA week ago, you'd be down\n\nA month ago, you'd be down\n\nThree months ago, you'd be down\n\nA year ago, you'd be down |
| Monday payday |
| Monday: hotlinestreetbets |
| To think that now 2gb ram are worth 900000$ just to make videos of Diddy and Epstein fighting between each other like in Jujutsu Kaisen lmao. But i have to say that shit is funny asf. |
| For sure. Can I interest you in some calls? |
| There's gotta be a few 'lucky' people that fell into a coma and let their bitcoin go to infinity over 10 years. |
| Probably a lot harder to do it in places that have actual winters. |
| Douche bag |
| Empires last on average around 250 years. Yeah, yeah, whatever |
| Is it hard being as dumb as a box of rocks? |
| So do you gng |
| It’s actually a requirement to do business… if you don’t know that, you’re not in the game. |
| Bc thousandaires cant build bunkers? |
| Keep talking to both of them and don't badmouth either of them. The hope is that they'll be less toxic apart than they are together and things can chill out after a while. |
| Literally same! |
| I remember that guy hahah |
| Looks like you do too |
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| These Epstein files are something else. Israel is the biggest threat to our country. |
| Woooooooooosh |
| I'm sorry.\n\nYou're a clueless retard with severe Dunning-Kruger and not the faintest clue how credit markets or Fed works at a basic operational level. |
| You guys love to rag on people who are not successful than you. They’re fine. Bitcoin is down today. It will be up tomorrow. |
| Eat your shit. |
| Where the bagholders at? |
| Bahahhahahha |
| He probably thought "space is super cold, therefore it's free cooling" |
| America turns 250yrs old this year. History guys know why that's newsworthy |
| You would be surprised. It took the 2008 crisis to finally nail Madoff to a wall, hopefully Sailor can be put down with less. |
| Where the bagholders at? |
| You're right. Fuck those dirty diapers |
| Tesla doesn’t have big pile of debt, their financials are healthy. They are just massively overvalued based on dream |
| -102,515.05 Today |
| after a few hours iam now bullish for corn as a stable corn, thought it would be rug pulled like in the past but it actually does stabilize, didn't expect that. good sign tbh |
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| Nobody: \n\nThis sub yesterday: metalstreetbets\n\nThis sub today: 🌽streetbets |
| Last 5 comments were all made by top 1% commenters mfs need a life |
| I do wonder if that's the plan. |
| That's different; you don't exactly "freeze" to death, but the vacuum (lack of pressure) kills you by boiling you alive. You see, the boiling point of water depends on the pressure (water will boil sooner on top of a mountain than at the bottom of a valley), and there is no pressure in space.\n\nBut before that, the air from your lungs would rupture your skin, and you would suffocate to death.\n\nAnd yes, in time (hours/days/...), what remains of you will slowly cool down to almost 0K. |
| There was a period of time where we took it more seriously too. Post Great Depression until around 1980. |
| What’s new is there is now no pretext of needing to hide the grift. |
| Their average is $74k. Close but not quite what the headline reads…..yet. |
| Farts are going to be atomic |
| I will have to check it out. |
| A big floppy donkey dick |
| Stock looks okay.\nBuy it regard |
| Why are so many billionares pedos ? |
| You’re an idiot. But don’t say you weren’t warned 😉 |
| Im tremendously jealous of dudes who are able to rip fat dump in a public restrooms |
| I think my parents should/are about to get separated and probably divorced\n\nAnybody been there? |
| I bought |
| Hope you found your reason |
| They won't. |
| Actually, they charge for it here in Europe. 5 bucks to use the onboard streaming on the last flight I did. I rather not pay as I am a europoor and would prefer to not pay for cat videos either. |
| Southern fried chicken, mac n cheese, beef chili beans, and a fat nap |
| Some computer pages, like thousands, were updated today that may do just that |
| You can make gold already. Just takes a particle accelerator, and the resulting gold particle is ludicrously radioactive. CERN does it regularly\n\n>Yield and Feasibility: During a three-year run, only 29 picograms ( 29×10-^(12) grams) of gold were created. This produced gold is incredibly expensive—estimated at over $2 million per pound—and exists for only a fraction of a second. |
| How to shield against this? |
| Funnily btc 30-40% down from ATH and silver will be at same level soon enough get rugged both of you guys lol |
| The most important question to ask before Monday: How is Barron doing on his positions? |
| 🌽 Mooning! Fuck. Mortimer and Randolph are back! |
| >Yields are going to blow out again.\n\n\nThe entire point of printing is to use the balance sheet to keep yields low. Bessent also has many tools to bring down yields. Market does not control yields, US government does and they will keep them on a very tight leash.\n\n>Inflations back in force. \n\nBetter not be ber in cash then. Stay invested in stocks which scale with inflation. |
| Categorically false |
| # Corn and metals competing to see which one can be the bigger meme LMAO |
| Just booked a slot at Strategy World 2026 at the end of Feb. I have some questions about the STRK dividend and who is calculating the underlying fund correlations they use on their website |
| The price varies a lot by country/region... |
| Musktard when 🌽 goes up: “here’s our unrealized profit” \n\nAlso Musktard when BTC is 28% down: “what 🌽? We are going into seggs robot babbee ” |
| Big Bill " Gotta catch 'em all (STDs)" |
| When people ask me to describe mental illness I redirect them to this subreddit |
| You dont own the gold. IAU owns the gold and they sold you shares of their ETF that is backed by physical gold. These shares doesnt give you access or claim to physical gold and the gold is never moved, only ETF shares are bought and sold, value of shares reflecting a % of gold price. |
| LOL!!! Nice!!! |
| Do it you cowards |
| I had to use 7 figures to first buy so many stocks 😭😭 |
| C’mon man. Volcano gods, i ask you to allow me to buy qqq puts and actually hold them on one of these days where it falls $10 so I can make 5-10x my money. |
| That's what my mom said as well |
| MicroStrategy has always framed Bitcoin as a long-term, high-conviction asset being underwater is part of that volatility, not a surprise. |
| We already can. But if the numbers i saw were correct it costs like a trillion times more than the value of the gold produced |
| Got it, thanks.\nBut another question comes to mind then: does this mean that all those scenarios in which a person ends up in space with no suit and freezes are wrong? |
| If America saw what America was doing to America, it would invade America to liberate America. |
| ☝️ |
| Stock -25% Monday confirmed |
| All these cartoon people get me hot |
| Wheewww my calls are saved now |
| Agreed. \n\nAs someone who works in the automotive field on the tooling side (automation and quality systems) it is easy to see even some of their design is really good from an assembly prospective. But the CEO is a drag and the stock price is comical. |
| I don't have giant issues with the tech, but other than it can keep running routes longer than human drivers I don't get the business sense.\n\nIt's not like they were paying drivers incredible amounts, and the drivers brought their own cars and government covered the wear and tear.\n\nNot like all the sensors are free, not like the maintenance goes away.\n\nLike it may make some financial incentive overall, but the margin over not just hiring a driver to use and take care of their own car the margin can't be that great.\n\nLet alone having to personally settling insurance and lawsuits when ya can't just dump the blame on a driver |
| The extent and pervasiveness absolutely is\n\nI know it’s cute to say “always has been” but pretending things haven’t taken a turn is WILD |
| PPI popped 0.5% MOM. Oil is ramping up out of a year consolidation. Natural gas volatility coming back hard with AI data centre demand yet to ramp it up further. Industrial metals like copper have blasted at ATH. USD bottomed after a 3 yr cycle.\n\nAnyone who traded 2022 should know what comes next. And it’s not pretty for crypto & tech (ergo SPY). |
| Yeah there's corruption in the CCP but if you're scamming people without the knowledge of the CCP you're as good as dead. |
| That's edited, it said Bugatti. |
| At this point my powerful farts are a renewable resource. |
| Incredibly astute observation! The longer the base, the higher to space? Seems to have been sideways for what, 6 months? |
| Drama |
| not related to asts |
| Eat the rocks |
| So funny the tiny 🌽 liquidations now that we’ve seen what SLV and GLD can do 🤣 |
| wtf is a XRP |
| BTC is only at its current valuation due to institutions.\n\nYou think institutions are going to continue holding BTC if there’s an economic downturn? \n\nYou crypto bros forget, they’re in the business of making money. It’s a speculative asset that’s essentially a ponzi. They’ll start shorting that shit into the ground if economic conditions worsen or global economic instability accelerates. They’re not 1 BTC = 1 BTC 🤡 |
| Going to open their time capsule for the grandkids one day and realize the hard drive is worth more than the contents |
| The Chinese are mad because Americans rugged the metals trade so they killed the crypto trade. Mutually assured destruction. |
| Unless you are a bank |
| Honestly - the company doesn’t actually have a purpose or vision. Why anyone would buy in to the stock. |
| Gamestore bought 🌽 at 100k average |
| Wild, BTC bounced on MSTR avg. Price of 76k. |
| Don't worry they axed 2 models to build robots they'll definitely catapult their growth! /S |
| This just in, NVIDIA thinking about investing $500B in micro strategy, says leading Wendy’s analyst |
| These retards really watched their $100k cost basis drop 25% over 4 months and still think it’s worth holding |
| 10 trillion for one nanosecond before the entire stock market collapses 80% for 20 years. |
| And how would you cool that liquid? You can't easily transmit its heat to the few particles that reside outside.\n\nThe ISS uses 1000 times less power than an average data center, and it needs massive heatsinks (that encapsulate the entire station) to dissipate that minuscule amount of heat using liquid ammonia.\n\nAnd each server rack generates more heat than the entire ISS. |
| XRP hits 1.56 and I can't buy because all my money is tied up in stonks 😢 |
| https://preview.redd.it/tatw55hzbrgg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6803c265f46c42956b86768826227b79e0671922 |
| Yes |
| They supply services for ICE\n\nSo it's possible the DHS funding negotiations next week could be consequential to PLTR's earnings |
| You're just proving my point. My aunt didn't think the price of electricity was worth it and bought her own solar panels. If no one rides your cruise with wide quarters, that means people are willing to stand cramped quarters for cheaper tickets. If we can't lay Anna it's our skill issue and not some market manipulation\n\nYou have a point setting up an exchange has barriers to entry but nonethelss my point is that if people really thought it was being rigged they would set up their rival exchange already. You forgot to mention Australian and China prices are also similar or you can even alternatively buy your own gold and silver. |
| # Stop watching corn movement on a Saturday, it’s fake and ghey just like bers LMAO |
| BITCORN IS GOING TO ZEROOOO |
| 🌽 probably gonna rocket to 200k now that poor people got flushed out |
| You said hodl, therefore you're a retard |
| I think you are completely and totally right. I also think that MU/WDC/STX have limitless demand (their products). The more we ask of AI, the more memory and storage we need. And the more memory and storage we have, the more we can ask of AI (looking at the data it has already generated). And the more we ask of AI, the more memory and storage it need. It’s essentially an infinite loop, meaning we need to buy more and more. |
| In case shiny rocks are not going back up monday: What is the cheapest way to get my daily food intake? |
| Nah |
| USDT collapse 😮💨 |
| ...dumpster area. |
| pain |
| **Week of 2/6 Market News and Data**\n\n**Hello WSB members, this upcoming week we have some quite few reports and data coming out and lots of earnings reports.**\n\n**Monday 2/2:**\n- S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (Jan)\n- ISM Manufacturing Prices PMI (Jan)\n- ISM Manufacturing PMI (Jan)\n\n\n**Tuesday 2/3:**\n- JOLTs Job Openings (Dec)\n\n**Wednesday 2/4:**\n- ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Jan) \n- S&P Global Services PMI (Jan) \n- ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI (Jan) \n- ISM Non-Manufacturing Prices (Jan)\n- Crude Oil Inventories \n\n**Thursday 2/5:**\n- Initial Jobless Claims\n\n**Friday 2/6:**\n- Average Hourly Earnings (MoM) (Jan) \n- Nonfarm Payrolls (Jan)\n- Unemployment Rate (Jan)\n\n***Have a great week WSBers*** |
| That chart looks awfully similar to the Silver one |
| Funny how little this sub knows about bitcoin |
| New hype for the coming IPO |
| BREAKING: MicroStrategy announced OpenAI partnership, stock goes to fucking andromeda galaxy |
| Better do good otherwise they can bomb Iran I mean Iren |
| Friends are always welcome |
| Yup, he never helps, only hurts. A lot of dumb dumbs can't comprehend this. |
| Domino's and New York Pizza. 90% not cut, and in the 10% of the cases where they do cut it, it's only partially or like extremely uneven |
| I went to best buy, there is not a single left ssd, ram, or micro sd card. I gpong all in on sndk, it will hit 2000+ |
| You may recall from school that there are three ways of dissipating energy, which are conduction, convection, and radiation. Conduction requires physical contact with another solid, convection requires contact with a fluid (gas or liquid). Only radiation spreads heat without any substance to convey it.\n\nSo if something is hot in space, since there is no air around the object, the only way heat can leave is radiation, as convection and conduction require there be something to spread the heat. This cuts down the rate of heat spread significantly. \n\nSo even though there's not much temperature in space it's actually a decent insulator. I haven't done the math but if you happened to be naked in space you'd probably freeze slower compared to if you were naked in the Canadian winter. You'd obviously die faster in space for... other reasons, but the temperature loss would take a few.\n\nIf you leave a lot of GPUs in space I don't think they'd fare very well. |
| Thank you. Your clearly a superior bean for iluminating me on the speling of words I haven't written down in 10 years. I bet your good at throwing footballs and smashing girls to. You probably have a sick beerd too. \n\nIll do better. I am willing to do the work. |
| You need a medium to dissipate heat into, like air or water. There's nothing to dissipate heat into in space. It's actually a terrible place for a data center as our most efficient heating is done via convection. You can radiate heat away in space but it's not easy and data centers run very hot. |
| It’s not panic selling you have to worry about, it’s forced selling. The debt comes due… |
| https://preview.redd.it/96ctbzopbrgg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb5752bad0dbbb88474ec6054801af9a87f57d8 |
| 77k is the floor for btc, convinced now it wont dump further. seems like a lot of rich ppl hodl, which is bullish for btc as a stable coin |
| We're retarded, but not that retarded. |
| Some of my stocks have sucked the last few months but at least I didn’t put money in alt coins down 80% on the year |
| How are people still holding |
| And then how do you remove the heat from the liquid? |
| BITCORN, uh I mean…. SILVER IS GOING TO ZERO |
| So calls? |
| If you know a cryptobro, give them a call and check on them |
| Those numbers means nothing until they actually managed to sell it at that price. Which is not easy. |
| NVDA is a theta farm |
| Idk with all the US Stargate project alone feels like it can definitely go through the roof. |
| People only ever leave jersey. Thank god I did. Hate that shit hole |
| Them regards |
| Airlines would pay for starlink and then give it free so that you’ll choose them over the others that don’t would be the ideal scenario. They don’t charge for all the in flight entertainment and they could and you know they’re paying for the rights to stream stuff |
| In major wars, governments will typically confiscate precious metals like gold. The price of gold in a war is worth the value of your hiding spot. |
| lol I have zero position in any crypto or anything adjacent but this doesn’t mean much besides slowing buys |
| They have cash reserves for ~2 years of debt, if by then bitcoin hasn't recovered Saylor will retire as a very rich man, if it has recovered he'll just continue. It's a pyramid scheme, but he's already won |
| finite money glitch |
| Actually it looks like every politician and banker is a PDF rapist |
| Aaaand 77k’s gone |
| Real question is whether the 10 yr is going to blow past 5% on this next inflation journey |
| Next Message:\n\n "Your wife's boyfriend is at the door" |
| The point is to dump the bags on people like you and I. |
| Short? Yesterday. Long? You'll be wiped out before the end of the year. |
| Sigh, spreading FUD. They have more than enough cash on hand to pay their debt for several years to come. As I understand it, they aren’t leveraged purchases either so they can’t be margin called. |
| Haven’t had chik fil a in forever and that sandwich was so fkin good lol |
| Lazy socialists |
| congrats your comment earned you 2 tickets to the Melania sunday matinee |
| https://preview.redd.it/2f8civlgbrgg1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8fd66f97364ed87ff93464443883facb70d3672 |
| what do we say to the lord of death? not today muthafakka! |
| No he traded kids |
| If you still support muskrat and 🥭 then let them babysit your (future) kid |
| That would be fine! |
| That's the neat part, they've mostly got bag holders.\n\n\nMost of their BTC was purchased by selling shares.\n\n\nSo, the inner circle is going to be fine. |
| For what? |
| Looks like Monday will tell us whether the completely predictable breakdown of Congress was actually priced in, lol |
| Guh! |
| So would you be buying options to get the 10x im assuming then, as obviously not going to go to $6000+ but here to learn from y’all😉👌 |
| Looks like leverage call will create a bloodbath for BTC |
| Living in Chicago is like living in a 3rd world country? |
| Mstr could have bought nvidia stock instead and done infinitely better. |
| Nah. It's all well disclosed. Everyone knows the risk. Anyone who gets burned deserves it. |
| I call bullshit. The cost of developing and building Starship alone is many billions. Those failed launches are a billion each. There’s no chance SpaceX is profitable. |
| 2Y high, cattle market is bad, layoffs. Everything is stacked against them. |
| I see him as more of a licker |
| Buy No for 4+ days |
| Did epstein also traded stocks? |
| Tesla, meanwhile, holds 11,509 BTC, valued near $1 billion, and reported no changes to that position in the fourth quarter of 2025. The electric vehicle maker booked a $239 million after-tax loss on its digital assets last quarter as bitcoin slid from around $114,000 to the high $80,000s. |
| Depends where you order from, Im at the Pentagon and we just got 1500 pizzas delivered just now (all cut) |
| We are already below the average value it had during the liberation day crash. That's like 80 or 81k. Below that is the dip to 75k which only lasted a few days. I can't imagine that that's strong support. Strongest support will be 60k, highly unlikely it drops below that. |
| Pro tip. If you invest in China you can very easily get green numbers when you invest. Highly recommended if you trading account looks red in the US |
| He's all coked out rage crying |
| # Which one of you regards bought SLV at 105 and sold at 75 LMAO |
| Corn futures |
| How are we thinking NBIS does on monday open? Do datacentre stocks pump or dump now? |
| Drugs |
| Oh is getting robbed, assaulted, seeing people OD on the street , and constantly having to avoid stepping in literal human shit not third world enough for you? But ah yes there isn’t enough brave “POC” in my home state so it must be terrible, you racist fucking regard. |
| They are one of us |
| I wish I *knew* this really is a shit post....😳 |
| *pegging |
| Just curious, wouldn’t liquid cooling kinda work in this case? Passing it outside where temperature drops? |
| "Hi Jeff,\n\nDoes Sunday evening for dinner sound good? I have another couple with me on my boat, and each of us has 4 children- two 16’s, two 14’s, a 13, a 12, an 11, and a 7-year old.\n\nThanks,\n\nHoward"\n\nwhy was Nutlick so descriptive of the children he was bringing to the island?\n\ntwo of these kids are now running Cantor Fitzgerald by the way, to keep the cạbal chugging along |
| Somebody has to pay the debt lol. I dont think he can run this ponzi scheme much longer |
| The guy has a bright future behind Wendy’s. |
| Same in Phoenix |
| There was a protest at their office in colorado today |
| Prepare for the apocalypse with promissory notes |
| "Im just averaging down!" |
| Ye |
| Jokes on you, we didn't graduate high school! |
| Space X retire falcon 9??? Maybe in like 20 years |
| This is how it ends |
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| K |
| Strategeigh. See r/tragedeigh |
| Are u bots? |
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| Crypto bros are not virgins anymore, they're finally getting fuk. 🥰 |
| Yeah it’s shame that the stock is so overvalued and the CEO is him.\n\nTesla 100% made electric cars popular, and they are perfectly fine cars at an affordable price. |
| Selling my entire equity port to buy 🌽 fuck yeah! |
| When they’re forced to sell they’ll single handedly plummet the market even further lmao |
| As a business owner, the thought of putting crypto on my balance sheet gives me da vapors |
| Inflations back in force. Yields are going to blow out again.\n\nGet with the schedule, or have your port crushed. Your choice 🤷♂️ |
| Gorgeous. \n\nRarely do I pray on the downfall of companies, mainly because there are innocent parties who get squashed by the piano, but Saylor is an absolute fraud. \n\nAs petty as it is, I hoped BTC would fall just so he could get washed. Only thing better would be if his personal Bitcoin could be used as collateral. \n\nSorry crypto bros, wish you the best. Hopefully your time may come again after this joker eats dirt. Should’ve been behind bars decades ago, and hope that he faces the music again. |
| MSTR shares is basically leveraged bitcoin anyways |
| much worse than that. they were raping children, emails mention torturing girls to death, murders for hire. |
| Interdast=ng . , |
| I agree with you. It's his engineers and facilities that are important. Most of it is well established here. Musk is just the wallet signing off and asking his teams to create this equipment, but so much of it relies on US government funding. If he ran off to another country and his SpaceX assets are state side, how many of this team do you realistically think would follow him? Some sure, but enough to rebuild in another country without the US government backing? |
| 1000 after next earnings, 10/1 stock split 2 weeks after and then pump to 150 |
| Where do you think they all come from? |
| MacroTragedy |
| gonna moon on monday! and by that, i mean pull my pants down. |
| MicroStrategy was a key actor in the dot com bubble bursting. Hopefully this time they take down AI! |
| it is schadenfreude, are you regarded? |
| arrest me officer. pleease |
| You answered your own question there |
| It's not a problem if it's the accepted regulatory environment from both parties in a 2 party system.\n\nThat's design. |
| Thoughts on upcoming pltr earnings? I think it goes up 3-6%. It's down over 20% from last earnings |
| ANNND It's gone |
| Damn straight jackin |
| Same lol |
| Elon, Saylor, and Mango the Mt Rushmore of grifters. |
| I think pltr goes up but between +3-6% |
| That’s fine. I don’t bag hold Tesla stock lol. Haven’t owned any since pre covid. |
| They don't cut the pizza and they pass the savings onto you! |
| largest debt holders of mstr? other than blackrock i mean |
| You’re regarded if you didn’t get the joke |
| You like thick boys huh |
| This guy had a silver cross on his lapel on cnbc a few days ago: silver top/praying for an eth miracle? |
| Probably should have. GOOG earnings this week and it’ll run to $360 at least |
| There's no air to exchange the heat with outside. |
| Probably had a thing for grandma feet and there’s nothing illegal about that. |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: NNNN\n\n Direction: Down\n\n Prognosis: Short / Buy Puts\n\n Valuation: $1B Market Cap on $8M Revenue (115x P/S)\n\n Risk Level: DOJ Indictment Waiting Room |
| Yeah. All the ex-miners don't give a shit about BTC now |
| Cuck'n |
| Oh I agree on evaluation being crazy.\n\nIt is funny you mention the drivetrain working. I know they had a ton of problems with their electric motors eating them selves due to some dimensional characteristics they were having trouble controlling. |
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| No value* |
| 🤣😂🤣 |
| It's not like carbon where a diamond is just the structure it comes in.\n\nMaking fake gold takes a nuclear facility.\n\nThat said, metal tards may still be fucked for a while. |
| I bed these border patrol people would be a lot better received if they were all hot semi-thick redheads |
| he's so cringe he's epstein proof |
| I don't own SPY and the last 2 years they just keep loading more garbage into it. Fucking doordash and carvana type shit. |
| Glad to hear it. Bitcoin made me lose two friends. One who went off the deep end and wouldn’t talk about anything except bitcoin and another friend who lost so much money gambling on it he just secluded himself and wouldn’t respond to anyone. \n\nI think bitcoin had been a plague in society |
| Sorry, I am regretfully unattached to the internet compulsively, is corn BTC? |
| They have 5x QQQ, [Leverageshares.com](http://Leverageshares.com) has 4x ones like SOXL (Uk) |
| All my pizzas arrive cut. |
| Thanks sweet baby jeebus. 🙌🏼 |
| Bro enabled nsfw in app settings |
| You want my gun? Come kiss me for it. Kiss me with those soft liberal lips, I dare you |
| First my shiny coins, now my fake internet money?!?!?\n\nNext: my pen pal is not really a Nigerian prince |
| So basically Epstein ran an escort service for the most unfuckable ultra-rich on earth... |
| Watch as all "treasury" stocks liquidate at a loss. Ryan truly was the top signal. Maybe after all the capitulation is finished then I'll buy a couple shekels |
| I just panic freaked the fuck out and shit myself |
| My bro crypto! |
| Just depends how they achieved it. If it costs double an oz to produce it then it gives gold a ceiling not a floor |
| Most of them didn’t go to college at all |
| 😂😂😂😂 join the fucking club. |
| I’ve been holding since 2012, sold most in 2016. I regret nothing. I’ve been able to do things for my family I would have never done otherwise. Sometimes you just have to live. |
| And a lot of people with multiple PYPL accounts got $250 back on dozens of transactions. Look up the Doctor Of Credit website post about it and look in the comments. Bunch of people gaming the promotion. |
| I think far more people have more money than you think. Out of the blue I’m seeing “k shaped economy” thrown around on every sub the last few days. Well, it’s true and it’s been true for a long time. \n\nA 60 year old couple who were teachers were not ever supposed to be accredited investors. Outside of some extreme situations. You were suppose to have nearly $5m, in today’s dollars, to be accredited. My parents were both teachers, they and all of their friends are considered accredited. It’s insane. Don’t forget the newish regulations that allow for any idiot who’s licensed, myself included, is considered accredited. \n\nHow many people here are accredited? A lot, and it’s growing. |
| I think memory sector like MU SNDK WDC STX has more room to run even tho overextended\n\nSemi looks ok\n\nBut lmk if you know any other good sectors |
| I just did the maths and the S&P is less than 1% from all time highs. We are still in a bull market, and January ended the month in the green which means the market goes up something like 15-20% on average. I think calls is the play here. |
| Well, he's been buying up all these media companies and the cash isn't coming back fast enough. The Ellison's are in panic mode. |
| The space is "cold" because it is almost a perfect vacuum. In order to dissipate heat, you need to either emit it as waves (how the Sun heats the Earth) or transfer it via some medium (how we usually cool servers, PCs, and laptops, and refrigerators, and everything else). However, there is almost no medium there.\n\nSo, deploy a server to space,.... cool it with "space," ....and you will get mini Suns around Earth ....for a few seconds.\n\n\n\nElmo, the Engineering Mastermind that skipped "Introduction to Thermodynamics" |
| 🤣😂🤣 I need the same still learning lol wish had me a real AI investing advisor but most all seem like scams😂🤣😂 |
| Is this Charles Schwab? |
| western career college |
| Why do pizza delivery services never pre-cut your pizza's? (At least here in EU they mostly don't) |
| Also mentioned in the files. He picks only the best people! |
| Masterpiece |
| Call me crazy, but I buy more when the price retraces. Bitcoin isn’t for everyone. |
| It's already on. Warsh will ramp it up more. |
| No, not for a few weeks to months, barring a catalyst. That 30% drop probably freaked everyone the fuck out |
| B..b...b..but if it goes 1000x I will be set for life.... |
| Apparently Epstein wasn't able to blackmail Saylor because he was "too weird" LMAO |
| They're not shutting off the money printer. |
| Crypto poor |
| Everytime someone make a post like this the stock crash lmao, puts it is. |
| Same in texas |
| twerk it till you make it |
| Cuck |
| "add crypto to the balance sheet" that sure aged poorly |
| I just need gold to pump to 5100 Sunday 🤡 |
| We already know how to make gold / silver synthetically. The problem is it takes more energy then just mining it by orders of magnitude. There's no way around the energy cost because its defined by atomic physics. |
| Making more than my peers with a 4yr degree. Finished with $20K debt. No regrats.\n\n*autocorrect |
| Ain’t gonna get prettier from here. Also, does Saylor get exonerated twice in one lifetime for egregious felony securities fraud? Doubt it because you cucks love taking it in the ass. |
| No one has explained why we need these in space or what there is to gain from that. |
| It always comes down to the downpayment and how long of a commute you have into the city |
| Youre saying it's not done crashing? |
| Only problem is that it is extremely expensive even at 700 calls for Feb. I agree with your thesis though but want to wait for the current vol to subside a bit |
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| If you like the cryptocurrency slaughter, you’ll love the equities meat grinder. |
| He wouldn’t be able to bring most of the rocket tech out of the country due to ITAR restrictions. He’d have to effectively start over. |
| If you’re buying gold bc you think we’re going to enter a hot conflict, you’ve got bigger problems to worry about. \n\nI’m buying bc I think Trump is going to gut the USD |
| Shorted it and bought puts yesterday. Crazy over priced |
| there is no more money for bitcoin, it's all in AI now |
| The manufacturing cost is also going down fast as the automation of production line expanda |
| By “drove by” do you mean “clocking in”? |
| Why are 60% of the billboards in Atlanta about personal injury lawyers mayne? What are y'all hiding from me |
| 🤣\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/dnd56tw0argg1.jpeg?width=1093&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=379c2e5f2c791a81baa68cbdd5d0c87a5bb6a0d4 |
| One of us |
| Guess they should have had a bigger strategy. |
| remember the MSTR infinite money glitch? mainstream financial publications were actually entertaining this as a sustainable or legit strategy |
| Gotta only buy the dips at this point. Even then it won't make you rich unless it drops to 10k and you fullport. |
| King dollar & energy surging back.\n\nSorry metals, crypto & tech, but the game’s the game. |
| I almost sold my puts at 3:30pm Friday. ALMOST! 💰💰 |
| Jerys attempt to jump ship from mstr?\n\nhttps://simplywall.st/stocks/us/retail/nyse-gme/gamestop/news/assessing-gamestop-gme-valuation-after-michael-burry-buying?utm_medium=article&utm_source=robinhood |
| To be fair, everything that is memory related is an AI play. I also partake on this trade so we better hope that the rise is drastic enough to 10x our bag |
| 3/4 of their SEC filings are just Twitter posts hyping themselves up.\n\nPeople just paid more attention to MSTR. |
| They buy solidly out of the money. Again it's like hitting roulette. 95% of the time it expires worthless |
| Me too me too:\n\nMicroTurd is my shadenfreude stock. God, I love seeing this shit crash. I FUCKING LOVE IT.\n\n \nEDIT: This comment is copyright 2026. You wanna use this comment, you'll have to pay me. I accept Monero and FartCoin. |
| Money printer will be turned on when new sec chair shows up this year. Interest rates will go down too. Hodling AI champion stocks like Goog and Nvidia are the only plays. |
| >Unverified reports circulating that Chinese labs have achieved synthetic gold and silver. \n \nIf true, it could crush gold and silver prices further.\n\n \nProbably total bs from Twitter...but could you imagine? Would be total anarchy. |
| do you think that it will starting moving up again |
| He said corvette - which is sticker at about 100k |
| Btc green by open |
| Are you regarded? So many people without PYPL accounts made one to take advantage of that offer. It's going to moon after ER once those numbers roll in. |
| One Big Beautiful Bankruptcy |
| Eh, it's more "lore" or "wisdom" than actual advice. |
| Agreed, seems kinda bizarre as an actual opinion. |
| Free sample always get my business |
| #most of you went to a community college and it shows LMAOOOOO |
| Y'all hate on corn yet it still is doing better than your portfolio |
| papa Sailor Moon is punching air right now LOL |
| a) It is impossible as the orbits are different b) SpaceX does not do that. \n\nI am looking for an actual informed answer. |
| That's good.. I owned a little more than a BTC multiple times and always imagine how much money that'd be if I held it until the ATH. Doesn't make sense I know 🥲 |
| Why would it.\n\nI wonder where this support at 78k is coming from. We're at levels last seen during the couple days in early april where it hit absolute rock bottom at 75k. |
| Green by open seen this story too many times on qqq/spy |
| So many words just to say shares prices does not equal market cap… |
| I am new to this term |
| The amount of bag holding in the S&P500 is nightmarish. I know a variety of things lead to it, but the idea that Tesla/Micro/Carvana are part of Americans 401k because they made a big pile of debt is crazy to me. \n\nWhy do something like invest in real companies and earn 5% when I can earn 100% investing in a AA mortgage tra... sorry woke up from a 20 year coma need to update my lingo. When you could invest in a tech company that predicts they'll be profitable when the entire world economy changes to making them the most important company in the world(manufacturer every car/robot, replace entire used car market, become number 1 holder of an asset marketed as volatile). |
| Weren't banks at the discount window like 🅱️razy |
| Shoulda gone with plain “Micro”. More aptly describes their worth. |
| MSTY holders gonna be working at Wendy's |
| Chungus \n\nHe went full chungus |
| And if not I want my fries 😭 in bag 😭 |
| thats 2 creams and 2 splenda |
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| it won't |
| As both a Boomer and a Bear....hell yes. We will pocket those 5-10x winners and spend it before we die too |
| No |
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| You realise that the leveraged positions are all shorts right? The previous hikes sped up the short squeeze because the shorts were forced to cover |
| look at gamestop. they didn't |
| i wanna know what the forbidden words were |
| Good |
| They make these videos to make money so they can lose it trading. |
| It's a strategy tragedy. |
| Which will cause it to plummet even more. Which makes it hard to sell physically at time. Meanwhile a push of a few buttons and your GLD and SLV assets are liquidated at market price. |
| #Elon is a diaper sniper. Whats being done about this |
| If the next ath in 4 years is like 130k mstr will actually go to 0 within days. |
| The retard thinks I’m gonna read all that? Tell me where to put my money |
| Nice fanfic. The only reason F9 would be retired would be when Starship completely eclipses it in single launch affordablity accross all payload classes and orbits.\n\nAt which point Neutron would be pointless and also outclassed. |
| i drove by wendy's just now. \n\nall i saw were btc haters giving hand jobs. \n\nfor free. |
| Could be good for a book? |
| Hi from AZ. 78 degrees and sunny af 🌞❣️🌴 |
| All that’s left is for some liquidity issues to mysteriously occur on one of these 🌽 exchanges and the kernels will really start popping 🤣🤣🤣 |
| they should pay you the big bucks |
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| ITT: Folks who have apparently never bought high over a period of...a couple days? |
| It got rug pulled pretty hard yesterday though. No way I’m touching it’s so overpriced. |
| 50% profit margin? Yeah right. |
| The tail wags the dog |
| The WSB brain disease is becoming a pandemic. 😝 |
| The risk management part of Banks must be shitting themselves rn.\n\nEspecially with 🥭's Iran ops, Yen crisis etc. etc.\n\nStocks will drop Six standard deviations or more in the big dump (TM). |
| Why tf she didn't invite me? |
| You mean he announce that hes going to announce it. Very different |
| /u/xaviemb lmao lmao lmao 🤣 |
| Dip to 650 this time and back to 692 EOD. Because why not! |
| nah, it dumped because ppl realize it is worthless and trump not doing shit to help it anymore |
| Isn't this exactly what every tech company is doing with AI? Lol were so cooked. |
| b*tch betta have my money. |
| Cope |
| [This still has to be the most diabolical music video I have seen](https://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU) |
| I can't believe that was real |
| Strategy Inc. lol |
| Way undervalued \n\nGoogle shouldn’t be raising for such a low valuation. It should be at least $300bn. |
| After riding in my first Waymo in November, I'd say that it's undervalued. |
| When it comes to investing, keep it simple and stupid. I can't easily explain how or why MSTR exists, and that's a bad sign, which is why I never touched it, and never will, even if its NAV goes to 0. |
| most stocks are speculative, they could correct towards their real value |
| I still hold some. But I bought it in 2012. I took profits and took my family on a European vacation. I invest much differently nowadays. I regret nothing. |
| ???\nIsn’t the point that in space, unlimited energy from sun and space is cold so no worries of heat???\n\nEdit: PLS DONT DOWNVOTE ME. IM SORRY IM DUMB 🙏 |
| No silver? |
| https://preview.redd.it/xhss9bzd9rgg1.jpeg?width=339&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f10e2b9a6fcf78b14427aaa65d827386c43a199 |
| sure, right after jet fuel can't melt steel beams and birds aren't real.\n\nyou seem to miss the point, anyway. oai just raised hundreds of billions. their ipo will raise more. whether you think they're overvalued or not is one thing, but to claim it's all fraud and msft, amzn, orcl, amd, nvda, etc and etc are all screwed is just laughable. oai has funding (and free gpus from amd), companies are getting paid.\n\neta: besides, if they couldn't ipo due to fraud, they wouldn't be talking about having an ipo. they'd be talking about how great it is to be private. |
| Get to start at 1 and wake up to 18k overnight, but its not profit til 100k lol |
| How do u think datacentre stocks are going to react to this? |
| Which is why he won't... Saylor already got filthy rich on the backs of investors, why would he ever back down now? |
| My dream of moving to New Jersey is finally over. Now I begin my dream of moving out of New Jersey |
| btc dropped due to epstein docs. Meaning something negative expected to be read out of them.\nI'm guessing nothing relevant to stocks/Trump is in them and we recover by Monday open. |
| Are you mentally retarded |
| Prices are set at the margin |
| Almost bought puts last week |
| Nuh uh. |
| https://preview.redd.it/p9qnt17a9rgg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80a72457fa902dc0b19f5ca4324db709ce11b690 |
| buy in at 02496 |
| indicator that fake money is fake |
| yes, cooked |
| bounces from 60k to 65k lol |
| not just going all in..averaging up so early in the historic halving cycle bear market as most of the remaining original believers are cashing out |
| R/Greatwallstreetbets |
| https://preview.redd.it/7rm9ihg59rgg1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=4788ce54ff77531508c7c9f0e9c5bf8ea5f72ac9 |
| Now now, you can’t just call POC “third world shit” like you did back in bumfuckville. |
| its |
| exactly. stocks will be fine, btc dump and not recover |
| yeah but they did not get all in the press saying they were right at all costs....\n\ngoing to be epic |
| Double it. |
| Yeah, there is so many ways can be exposed right now. It is just a matter of time really. |
| Isn't Germany doing exactly this? |
| Certainly they’ll be DCA’ing. The rich are about to make mega bucks off the dip. |
| No it's fucked and everyone who has ever bought it is fucked |
| TLDR: puts? Plz dumbify conclusion. |
| I like the part where he said... its strategy time... |
| Take me out on a date first sheesh 🍑🍆 |
| Yeah but I am the one living rent free in your head now so I win |
| Oh I’m sorry totally read that wrong. Thought you were talking about Bitcoin in general. My B 🤙 |
| Weekend Gold down -0.5% and crypto backed gold (Tether Gold) down -1.76%. \n\nWeekend Nasdaq down -0.76%. Weekend dow jones down -0.51% \n\nWe opening red on monday. |
| Their average cost is 76k but they don't get liquidated at 76k. They'd probably just issue more shares to pay the interest on their loan.\n\nBtc has died at least 400 times. Everyone was an asshole buying it at 20k 7 years ago but look how it ended up? Eth and btc are the only two with a long term future IMO. |
| I would goon at candles 24-7. |
| If it goes to zero you are right! |
| 40 bitcoin for an eighth of weed sounds about right. |
| well rattle them off |
| Big ups |
| I didn’t read but I believe it will go up\n\nI have shares |
| It ain't new |
| https://preview.redd.it/epc1879y8rgg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5e9207968825137450f6751ea59de175fe7db33 |
| and I should've worn my helmet |
| Opps...did I do that? Smart investors saw this from a million miles away... |
| No probably not |
| Bro, they’re selling shares to pay their ridiculous dividends. Although not entirely a Ponzi scheme since only a small percentage of their shares pay a return, describing it a such can still be said to be at least partly accurate… |
| And if it's not? I want hole pics |
| Search "Ed Zitron" on YouTube for proof |
| [this meltdown he had on an interview ](https://youtu.be/J85O-ckNxCw?t=1900)a while back makes it so obvious he knows he's bullshitting out his ass. literally the most softball question asking if there's too many treasury companies and starts freaking the fuck out saying that it's *offensive* to question issuing debt to buy bitcoin. |
| That’s not relevant to how good the tech is. You do see FSD teslas. You just have no idea. That’s cuz they are that good. Every Tesla on the road could be running FSD and you probably wouldn’t notice. |
| Only $250k more to go |
| Just open the casino |
| You wouldn’t get any of your chores completed if stocks traded 7 days a week. |
| When kids could start programming early Nintendo-like games, or Pacman, or Asteroids, did Nintendo or Atari lose their competitive advantage? No, because the same advances in making tech better and cheaper allowed retail games to get better.\n\n\nLook at the "shot on an iPhone" commercials. Is Hollywood losing ticket sales now that everyone can shoot a professional quality movie with a camera they already have and affordable editing software? Of course not. Consumers are investing 2+ hours into a movie. They'd rather pay to see a professionally written and directed movie with the top talent, than something that's half as good and free. |
| lol u dumb if you think they cannot buy gold |
| An entire jar of blown out bottom jokes. |
| Well you are here with us |
| Calls and shares |
| cant rape the willing |
| good thing we have federal watch dogs in pla...um, nvr mind |
| Bers really think boomers and institutions are going to sell off quality companies because fake internet money crashed |
| 50% chance |
| Why |
| I just need to get rich on monday and everything can go back to normal 😌 |
| They call my Boi u/EnginrA the girth god |
| 🌽 revisits levels from 2021 probably |
| people going short become billionaires |
| They have plenty of cash and will likely keep diluting and buying btc. The issue becomes if they have no buyers for their new stock issuance someday and that continues for years on end, then they will need to sell btc to cover dividends. They have runway though so no immediate fear. Once the big banks start using their preferred stock in a blended manner with treasuries to offer higher interest to customers with muted risk, they're off to the races. I'm guessing that's why saylor is on the road show with big banks recently. Like it or not, the preferred stock is an actual product so if he can get buyers for that product they'll want more and more of it. I'm not sure the end game though years down the road so we shall see how it evolves. |
| Saylor has been buying for 5 years now and breakeven . beaten by risk free interest. |
| Clown company. I can't believe people actually put money in that trashcan lmao.\n\nJust buy bitcoin directly or buy the bitcoin index. |
| Maybe he should change the firm to a data center company like all crypto miners |
| If BTC is back to 84k by open Monday, I want an apology |
| Cool. From experience on 15k+ miles of FSD, with no issues worth remembering, on hardware 3 since 2019. Sorry that happened to you but I don’t think that’s actually the normal experience. |
| I stand corrected… we ARE regarded 😭 |
| The transactions using gold in a communist country would likely get you caught, gold seized, and prison time. Digital can trade hands without touching hands |
| I have ups |
| “I made money in it in 2016. I feel like I got in and out at the right time.” Bitcoin then proceeded to 100x since 2016. You really timed that well genius. Maybe you should have imagined buying more. |
| They'll buy all of it and declare the price as 1 billion per Bitcoin |
| Saylor just bought 2 billion worth last week at 92k HA |
| The moment you see multiple subreddit comments (in random subreddits) mentioning how you should buy xyz, is the moment you start contemplating an exit. |
| Waymo used to suck in SF a few years ago(trying to turning into opposite one ways, stuck behind a double parked car, etc) but they have improved a lot. They drive just like everyone else in the city now, cutting everyone and keeping the momentum now. Way better than the Indians in teslas |
| Eth or Sol at least they can stake. This bitcoin hodler has a baggie if the bitcoin price dives |
| Hate to say it but Bitcoin probably bounces here. |
| I could say the same about “hurr durr” as well. So here we are. |
| a dead cat will bounce if dropped high enough |
| Chat is he correct |
| He's going to stop global warming by using Kessler Syndrome to block out the sun. Brilliant!!! /s |
| The fact you think the chart means anything and you call me retarded |
| lol, no. |
| I couldn't care less, with our 2% COVID mortgage rates we will never be able to move again anyway |
| Corn performance is a very bad indicator for worthless garbage. |
| This is literally how physical banks works as well. |
| MicroTragedy |
| Everyone says this every single draw down on a 4 year cycle then circle jerk crypto 4 years later. Shut the fuck up and I’ll hear back from you in 3 years |
| HURR DURR \n\nUsing that expression is a marker of internet dweebery. You read it somewhere and thot It will sound really cool if I use it in a post |
| SF with homeless shitting on the roads is actually closer to third world country lol |
| L$0wer |
| Shit nuggets! Smack me in the ass and call me a stinky bitch |
| Yeah but if you value TSLA based on actual car sales and projected future sales, the stock is worth ~$35–and I’m being generous there on the PE ratio for a car company.\n\nA decade ago when their valuation had a hint of connection to fundamentals, it was based on the future promises of FSD, among other things. |
| Believe it or not... puts |
| Whoever gets rich off crypto, kudos to you. Working a 9 to 5 is easier than this. |
| ONE OF US |
| Puts. |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: SNDK\n\n Direction: Up\n\n Prognosis: Buy Feb 20 $700 Calls\n\n Key Catalyst: Tiny float (~150M shares) + AI/Memory Hype = Violent Momentum\n\n Wendy's Budget: Insufficient for March calls, sticking to Feb |
| Why do you hate crypto because you’re retarded? |
| If you liked the precious metals bloodbath you are going to love the fake internet money massacre |
| FIRE. Sale. |
| Haha yeah but Marge pays the debt. |
| Regardation is color blind |
| To shreds you say? |
| Defeats the entire purpose of investing in gold lol |
| See you at 20k Mr. Saylor |
| Even as a non-believer I'm btc, this is pretty shocking. |
| >do you think i am retarded, . ? |
| I mean I have a Rivian and the drivetrain also works. That doesn’t make Tesla worth anything more than a 100B company. |
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| EL $0 EL |
| Spent my saturday jerking off and browsing WSB, and jerking off |
| btc rising |
| You fucking wish mate. |
| Dude had more junk in the trunk |
| Good shit bro!!!! I’m at calls rn holding over the weekend best of luck on who wins! |
| Strategy's startegy is strategy. |
| Ponzi scheme 😂 \n\nCan’t believe you people still exist. |
| Let’s go check in on r/bitcoin & r/mstr, shall we. |
| Grifting is the new American dream |
| Allow me to welcome you into the world of Long Term Investing. Congratulations bitcoin holders! 🤗 |
| no way, they will buy gold |
| First time? |
| Typical Elon bullshit. |
| the royal poor |
| People just don’t understand. Bitcoin is a hedge against doing any actual investment research and being in touch with reality. |
| Tomato Tomoto |
| Tom Lee fucked us all with his tiny tiny thimble dick |
| Bruh, you need to say something meaningful |
| As witnessed by the fact that, GOLD ALONE lost the entire market cap of crypto in one day - should indicate that, even if the money from the crypto dump went into the market and metals on monday - it would take every single dollar in the crypto market solely placed into gold to be the transfer of assets you all wish it was.\n\nnow dilute that by stocks and other metals, and u will see a dip on monday. u all have downs |
| Synthetic Zoomies |
| really how has trump affected your life yesterday exactly ? or you just salty? |
| sup |
| None of you ever listened to me and it shows. |
| 🌽 back to 100k now that weak hands sold for a loss |
| Corn to 100k by market open lmao |
| You don't think asia will buy the discount? |
| I can’t wait for the days when Wall Street is the only bros that can fuck me. |
| Must sting seeing 2025 prices no? |
| 5 years of buying and now flat |
| Ehh I’ve seen it both ways as a many times Tesla owner.\n\nI had a c7 z06 suspension component literally fall apart on the highway a week into ownership at highway speeds. \n\nThat same car ate something like 4 rear difs and was held hostage by Chevy for months because the component to fix it correctly was indefinitely back ordered. \n\nI’ll take a little panel gap over a car that has constantly tried to murder me.\n\nPanel gap is a very car by car basis. Our 21 model s isn’t great primarily on interior components the outside is somewhat fine. The 22 S is fine no real issues cosmetically.\n\nThe same way that my 18 3 had panel gap issues but my 20 3 did not. |
| What happens to all the BTC if MSTR files bankruptcy? they better not sell it on the open market to recoup whatever they can |
| #Is it time to buy IBIT calls Monday?!?!?!? |
| Corn keeps testing that floor.\n\n60k soon. |
| Jim Chanos pulling off the new big short |
| Do we think Wendy’s earnings will make stock go up for the meme or is it cooked just like it’s food |
| Same. Reading from people why their Shitcoin will soon be used by banks is hilarious but also sad. Anyway, we made crypto bros give us their money which is great haha. |
| Politics affects my day to day life. Michael Saylor does not. But OK.\n\nLmao, guy really deleted his account. |
| Don’t worry they will hit that Jeffries pt of 450$ in no time |
| Micro tragedy |
| They were underwater in 2020/2021 too |
| You can say that about almost any stock. |
| The only reason he wasn't banned from serving on the board of public companies is they couldn't prove he was personally liable. |
| Holy shit |
| If you are one of the concave brains here asking where SPY will be Monday,\n\nits going to stay hopping around the same fucking range below 700 like it has for months. |
| genuine question, how actually retarded are you?\n\nwhat about the spy chart seems guaranteed to pump? |
| musk is still pushing solar buildout, energy buildout would help trump's midterm agenda: create jobs, help solve energy needs and counteract that attack angle against datacenter buildout\n\nrobotics? unitree ipo's in 2026 but this theme seems to early, and I don't believe in the usecase of optimus for mass market |
| It just can’t be used in a sentence without sounding ridiculous and ambiguous. That capital S is doing some heavy lifting |
| so this applies anyone who follows sports, politics or anythign else |
| A few puts.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7ppcuyzs7rgg1.png?width=1083&format=png&auto=webp&s=fdca83dd5dc71cf5d7844459ef0229ac8ae7fc2a |
| Again, how many people here do you think meet those requirements? The income threshold is more of a barrier than the investment minimum. |
| Ads too, they are now pushing ads on their platforms. Ad revenue never even existed in the past. Braintree is the other major player. Most people are using PayPal and don’t even realize it. |
| lol I am definitely an elitist liberal. But I’m working on the elitist part |
| Those big buys between 90 and 110k looking really smooth right now. |
| That’s rookie numbers !!! |
| that is the stupidest idea ive ever heard |
| I only got into crypto because of Tom Lee in August. I am about to get slaughtered on Monday. |
| There’s a joke about a blown out bottom somewhere in there |
| Personally really small . Fella's gonna aggresively use the ATM and you'll be working against that. |
| Mstr buying 521 million worth of btc at 106k lmfao they so far underwater now |
| Sunday-monday sub 70k ? maybe |
| They don’t care. Their entire thesis is to own as much bitcoin as possible. If you don’t think bitcoin is going to go back up eventually, you can join the 400 other journalists that have declared it dead since 2009 |
| Becauae he need to change it to Best Strategy.. that would double the value quick |
| Just woke up to a revelation dream, SLV will go parabolic to 161, this was just an excuse to correct some positions and the price. Calls on markt open |
| 8b profit? How, exactly?\n\n\n7.8b from the printer? |
| not even sunday night yet |
| Oh man. Wait till Monday, crypto is gonna bleed so so much more lmao |
| 1 USD = 1 USD (don't know what all the fuzz is about) |
| I can’t imagine caring so much about some rich fuck who doesn’t know or even care you exist. But OK. Like you actually think he’s gonna go broke from this? |
| Scam Altman is as broke as Saylor. Maybe they can go begging together. |
| A scammer like this still being allowed to do business is part of the problem |
| Well, they’re not broke, they just have $56B in BTC instead of the almost $89B they had at the peak, so he’s still rich I guess |
| I'm trying not to be political here, but what the fuck is wrong with Kash Patel's eyes? |
| So, which is best to short MARA or MSTR? |
| Stock is on a discount to the BTC holdings. Doesn't that mean that it won't be as easy to give out new shares to buy more BTC? |