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| Oh shit just realised it’s almost no nut November |
| https://preview.redd.it/fieuznthnawh1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=394841880b16cd44937ae940d3199bef5358edde |
| Folks, nobody has derivatives like I have derivatives, okay? Everyone’s talking about Black Monday, the market’s going down, down, down, and I say, ‘Good. Wonderful.’ Because I have puts, I have calls, I have things the experts don’t even have names for. I invented some of them this morning, in the car. My put options are so deep out of the money, they’re actually in a different, better money. A very smart guy came to me, a Nobel guy, a real genius, and he said, ‘Don, nobody’s ever hedged this well.’ And I said, ‘I know. Believe me, I know.’ Other people lose everything on a crash. Me? I get a bigger yacht and a nicer tie. The VIX is going up so much it can’t believe it, and I’m making a fortune on the VIX, the greatest volatility in history, maybe ever, and honestly, it’s beautiful. Fantastic. Everyone says so. |
| Early imagination pre futures are up over 69% |
| I love LEU |
| Trump is going to make an announcement perhaps, about how the government is going to fund this for the public good? Makes no sense otherwise. |
| Biden failsons are also an acceptable substitution |
| Tough love. I like it. |
| I miss money 😤 |
| I would like to hear more about how “they didn’t want nuclear energy because they would profit less off the poors.” Do you have sources? |
| Reminder:\n\nThey rallied semis out of consolidation to ATH making everyone think it was a breakout.\n\nAnd IMMEDIATELY RUG PULLED THROUGH MAJOR SUPPORTS.\n\nAnd you think it'll just snap back the first Monday after a solid week of heavy selling?\n\nGood luck. |
| Your mom |
| Jesus please come back soon. |
| Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey |
| Who da fuck is bullish here? |
| There's football, food and girls. I barely got football, but it's something |
| Long way to go before it reaches ATL |
| only 0.5 hours until the world ends |
| RTX / LMT |
| Eh, SPY still holding up but some have cracked already |
| Remember\n\nAss to mouth\n\nNot mouth to ass |
| It’s gonna be a down day because the bers have been conditioned now to believe the market always bounces on Mondays :happy:\n\nSo now we can have a -2% Monday, the one time bers didn’t buy any puts :kek: :kekh: |
| It was upvoted! People are smart, right? |
| Everyone is so sure it’s going to be “black Monday” can’t wait to see this thread when SPY is up 1.7% tomorrow and QQQ is up 2.8% |
| https://preview.redd.it/f44ol848nawh1.png?width=612&format=png&auto=webp&s=8114f547ab10427bd708a15868b2ba18eb1a577c\n\n |
| I'm getting Chinese AI drama |
| Who would be paying the tech firms if everyone loses their jobs lol |
| I thought it was putting a Trump failson on your board |
| nah, I'm a people person. and if there's no people. i'll be a AI person. ooo and if they become too human, then I'll become AI and ask for people Ai person. |
| yep |
| Indexes still overvalued tho |
| More like 20 years |
| I heard oil to $70 tomorrow |
| Lmfao I’m working til I’m 80 probably. Blessed uk government |
| Yes. 3x bull tech ETFs |
| I’m really rooting for the bulls on Monday. My returns depend on it . |
| Can we just crash the market tomorrow and then start another generational 20 year bull run. I promise I won't get greedy this time. |
| Buy high sell low |
| The fact that so many of you apes are bullish makes me belive tomorrow the market is going to tank |
| Who else is amped to push back imaginary retirement another year |
| The world won't end tomorrow. It'll be a long slow period of stagflation for the next 5 years. |
| i hope not, because my powder has run out. cannot dca anymore. |
| Have you guys considered your plan for investments once AI starts taking millions of jobs every day in the future? |
| It right there in gold |
| Always is |
| When others are greedy troll bers as much as possible. When others are fearful, keep trolling the bers as much as possible |
| Isnt it crazy |
| Bulls right = SPY + 0.5% \nBears right = SPY -55% |
| https://preview.redd.it/w6hqeu5vmawh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86548f978bf84ee78c8ffece463a674d33ae2210 |
| still 50% more to go |
| thoughts and prayers to you |
| I like how they didn't want nucluer energy because they would profit less off the poors, however now data centers come in and all of a sudden they think nucluer energy is cool because they can make more money on ai than from the poors. Granted they'll build themselves nucluer power for their data centers and still force the regular people on expensive bullcrap power. So they win both ways. Cool. |
| Usually the eating season.. |
| I’ve seen so many black Monday posts all over social media that you just know the complete opposite is going to happen. |
| People out here recommend to buy puts on most individual stocks at all time lows lol |
| Will we see MU below $800 yes or no? |
| A lot of bullshit will stop once inflation increases even more and People cant afford rent and food. Western World has to taste the poverty again to keep everyone in check. Cant wait to see Americans on streets like the people who rioted for tea taxation. |
| Guys, what are we buying tomorrow? |
| Big green day tomorrow |
| Damn we just watched bro have a stroke in real time |
| also for $SNDK |
| It's crazy how Meta's Muse has instantly lost all hype.\n\n\n(Not that crazy, no one needs this shit) |
| That’s why I trade crypto too. ADHD dopamine cravings |
| LOL no. buy put at all time highs not all time lows |
| https://preview.redd.it/x3rgwvalmawh1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f84f71b78279b3803a129d8ff9788e1cb94478a8\n\n \nI’m itty bitty titty committee, I’m too fit to have those big naturals 😥 |
| Anybody in here have nuts the size of standard billiards? |
| When have they not been |
| Tomorrow? Let’s try and not die from the Koreans opening up to the shit show that happened Friday |
| The scene goes hard bro. Iconic |
| Puts and more puts |
| Notice how bulls never cite earnings, facts or fundamentals while throwing their tantrums after a 2% pullback. The only thing holding their stocks up is blind optimism\n\nExcept MU bros and forward p/e. Still cyclical tho |
| *pours bleach on my eyes* |
| Life is meaningless on weekend cause the markets are shut and there is no CNBC. Is it just me or all of us? |
| That’s a good trade, you can keep the slur for life even if you round trip your account |
| You're a moron |
| The Fish Head Wife Returns |
| Set sell limits for my inverse ETFs. Half the shares at double the cost basis, expires April 2027. That way I only have profits in the market. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5riu1gpfmawh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b33010b5a094ee122a1506b3a1f5ee10aa56f091 |
| Buy puts then shares after you cash out |
| every weekend it is the same and then everyone clowns on bears(I am a bear). |
| https://preview.redd.it/azieudpcmawh1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=604d801e26895b59c7e763206ed9c1fb41018174\n\nASTS dropping to 30s tomorrow while RKLB and SPCX recover |
| Coreweave bagholders enter the chat. |
| No one that can run as fast as you do can have massive milkers. It’s just science miss. |
| https://preview.redd.it/mx65p2oemawh1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e052760a5bd51b073272149f70ae2244de9460\n\n |
| Pls buy puts so markets can go up!! |
| Not a great sign if we're comparing with lib day |
| So my puts won’t print? |
| What about in the outdoor smoking area 😥 😥 |
| I’m down 50%. I’ll cry if I want to . |
| Shut up and tell me what stock to buy |
| When I buy market goes down, when I sell it shoots up again. Something is definitely happening |
| u/Thotmas01 to replace human at a labor that demand lots of actions you need to create really good hands.. elon said human hands are extremly hard to copy in robotic way.. |
| \* CC debt |
| American men beat there cocks to desensitive and the woman have hallways \nmatch made in heaven |
| BLACK DEATH MONDAY CONFIRMED |
| The latter, although I've experienced a few power bottoms capable of sucking my manmilk out with their powerful grip as I went balls deep. |
| Nobody say shit abt market direction until the Koreans make their moves |
| no crying in the casino |
| I will give you updation shortly |
| Bro liberation day was so much worse... |
| Green Monday here we come! |
| You losers can’t handle these massive cannons ( .)( .) :rich: :chad:\n\nGo back to your fish head wives :cringe: |
| Bears won, green monday confirmed |
| Puts on $CRWV\n\nChange my mind |
| is my singular put safe? |
| Can we lie about futes now? Is it that time? |
| Up and to the right. |
| Ask Claude |
| france is rioting rn |
| What about if we NFLX -11%?\n |
| Yupppp |
| How many times do they gotta learn this lesson |
| Hey look it has all us chuds talking about it though |
| Anyone notice them chinese drama that used to appear on your facebook is now all replaced by ai drama? |
| Three words of why Corewrave will not fail.... Nvidia/ Jensen Huang |
| Every time Bers get cocky you know what happens - and Bers are at peak peacock right now |
| Jeez |
| Are you doing the needful? |
| Nah [they’re going for that too](https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/ai-lab-offers-free-plumbing-and-hvac-repairs-across-three-cities-to-train-ai-robots-wearable-sensors-record-video-of-repair-work-for-robotics-training-free-services-also-include-electrical-work-air-duct-cleaning-and-carpet-cleaning). |
| Tankers going down right before futes. |
| Monday will be a rip your face off rally \n\n |
| Reasonable answer. Godspeed! |
| lol.. futures is showing green in hyperliquid |
| Where? I can’t find that prop |
| In my experience it can take quite some time for the market to digest and react to news, the market in my retarded opinion is very inefficient. |
| tomorrow i cry |
| Smoke grass is better actually |
| Go on… |
| Luckily were already doing QE, so cash and bonds are already being debased. |
| And AI will quickly kill the one who did it. |
| The ones from US and Canada are also Indians. Just fyi. >!I am one!< |
| Bewbs :happy: :cringe: |
| The Gay of Hormuz |
| bruh i got the weiredst stocks in my protfolio. i own billy eilish through universal music |
| Some kid said I had a regarded take on USO calls last week due to oil being a physical commodity and less able to be manipulated by false propaganda. Where are you? |
| 25% is pakistan |
| What are my moves tomorrow? Live to trade another day |
| We aw not France, we don’t care |
| It does not fix the feeling that 20-25% of their spending seems to be going towards pensioners. |
| Too bad we don't have historical records of how wsb was reacting the day before black Monday in 1987 |
| True, they need to be more gay |
| Big corp gets to take all money and we will go back to past times of slavery, your job will be being owned by a rich family |
| Pro tip: if you take two shots of vodka now then you can be sipping whiskey like a responsible gentleman when futures open but still be wasted enough not to feel the raw pain of your life savings evaporating. |
| Cry |
| Watch your mouth, we’re the new Europeans. |
| Margin Call Monday \n\nPutting my phone on DND fuck it |
| It would be nice! I have some cash on the sidelines 🤑 |
| Sure hope NVDA doesn’t step on my peener tomorrow |
| Surely if everyone loses their jobs to AI, data centres would be the number 1 targets to be destroyed?????? |
| Buy the strip |
| AVGO, started 2 months ago.\n\nDid not participate in the rally, leading the way down, only semi stock in existence that's red YTD. Fuck you shartcom. |
| And raising it results in more riots. |
| A “fucken” opportunity |
| u/Unknownlegend6 ai will only replace white collar job. will just all move to building houses and making pizza |
| Bought the place for 850k with zero inspection and we then realized there was massive water damage and value drops to 500k. With the kitchen remodel sold it for $1.1m so got a little premium on it had I not done it. |
| Are these taking back Sunday lyrics or sumthin? |
| I feel this way pretty strongly. Small back and fourth to bait the options then pin melt up or down with daggers in the opposite direction based on the greeks. Shopping for a weekly play or cheap 0dte after 1pm |
| A golden opportunity. |
| You take that back!! :screech: :screech: u/EnginrA LOVES WOMEN!! It’s undeniable!! :screech: :screech: |
| Cry eagles cry |
| Who would pay for AI if everyone loses their jobs to AI lol? |
| You don't gotta wait for anything, tech usually moves with eth and it's been down the whole weekend |
| Bots won’t talk about their foreskins |
| Just don’t lose your ass to Bers |
| 75% of the people viewing my comments are in India |
| Even if the sky is falling down I know that we’ll be safe and sound |
| Can you see my bussy in these khaki’s? |
| Then you will lose your portfolio to AI bubble |
| Beep boop |
| Oh praise the Lord! 🥹 |
| u/EngimaGenesis it's a casino |
| Even then I wouldn’t trust it until pre tomorrow. |
| I'm just going all into VXN and praying |
| Its not ai that went down, its high beta stocks which included ai (space, quantum, nuclear, ..), the recovery on this shit will be as volatile |
| Drones get kicked out of the nest after they’ve outlived their usefulness. He’d better write up a backup plan. |
| Is that alcohol? I don’t drink :sadsuit: |
| It's already been hung in the louvre 300 times, the 301st repost doesn't qualify for the louvre |
| How many fucking people here are bots. Because half of the bullshit posted this weekend is just outright false |
| Corned beef, cabbage, black and tan —— cheers 🍻 |
| Life sucks. First lost my job to ai, then lost my girlfriend to bbc |
| Why can't corn make a move? Either way, it doesn't matter, just move |
| Yes - edited for clarity |
| sugar free canada dry smells like paint thinner? |
| Fuck if frosted corn flakes turn me gay then so be it. They are so fucking good |
| Right now on Robinhood, if you bet $1000 that the Bills win Superbowl, you win 7500… guess who bet |
| I think the fear is we all know SOMETHING will happen either before or after midterms. \n\nWhat that will be is anyone's guess. ATH or 2008. |
| Yes. ASTS management is full on dishonest bullshitters. |
| I approve this message |
| :cringe: |
| it's going down, i'm yelling timberrrr |
| Honestly the market has become so dissociated with reality as of late I’m not sure they even need to unfortunately… |
| I mean if everyone is calling for a black swan event is it really a black swan event even if it happens? |
| That does not make you an AI expert |
| My favourite type of cope, I’m in |
| Get a loan and quadruple down. |
| Calls. |
| No matter. We keeps the bad asses OFF the Balance Sheet. Nobody reads the fine print! |
| bibi gonna lose the elections, calls on israel? |
| Come join Thetagang this week, we’re hosting try-outs :rich: :chad: |
| You ever put soap on both sides of the scrub daddy and then just go nuts |
| going all in on puts |
| It’s fine bud. Listen, retirement is for losers. Who wants to slowly decompose away in a retirement home with children maybe visiting you once a year if you’re lucky? Just think of it as you blowing away retirement you didn’t need 🙂 |
| wtf I’ll take that bet any day |
| You mean 750… RIGHT??? |
| Just need some occupy wallstreet ex-rocker climbers to go fill in the blanks with the appropriate letters 😉 |
| What would the world be like if we were only allowed to fuck on green days? |
| Always |
| I can't afford December puts for meta and dinner this week |
| Please close the casino until next year. We're good. |
| u/EngimaGenesis most of the regards investors don't understand balance sheets we doomed |
| Meh im blocked anyways |
| go with your gut |
| 0DTEen |
| Polymarket predicting 80% chance of SPY breaking under 750 tomorrow 🙁 |
| :cringe: |
| Fair enough. 😊 |
| Red first half, green second. |
| https://preview.redd.it/eblukti1lawh1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c626ec1c850b68ff5af638b652e69d0e0c21ea2 |
| weekend futures are cooked brothers |
| Friend did that, he became a sperm donor to his rich Asian wife, he doesn’t even have a job anymore. She’s the ant queen and he provides the white sperm that’s the deal. Her family pays for everything. |
| Calls or puts |
| u/Federal-Watch Hello Governor!! 👋🏾 |
| Yes |
| 45 min before the complete destruction of the market. Instant limit down. |
| No resi kitchen upgrade is worth $300k. You are actually retarded if you spent that much on one. |
 Prediction for the 2022 Buffalo Bills the best reality TV I've ever seen www.youtube.com |
| i bought bitcoin with leverage at 86000 is it time to cut losses or should i get a loan and double down |
| black Monday confirmed |
| By “grab” I mean fighting for injustice, for better education and better living conditions by looting and setting shit on fire |
| I found this quite difficult to solve since I'm not gey |
| FOOK |
| I just did my research (spoke with a stripper in a private room) it’s a bubble, short everything with a pulse |
| No one hates Latinos like other Latinos |
| Latinas with a great ass are a dime a dozen. Give me the Sweeneys |
| That would be peak comedy |
| shit makes my head hurt |
| :cringe: :cringe: :cringe: :cringe: :cringe: :cringe: |
| they say masturbating gives the same health benefits as working out for 1 hour. that's why [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/) is so ripped |
| sold like a at 750 |
| I have a rule with my wife. Green days we fuck. Red days she handles herself. |
| Any good 'rebound' candidates for short term volatility+gains? Anything catching your eye? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ebem7wxwkawh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f5529277caddae238745dcba8e03df4d457c4a0 |
| Leave it to this sub to agree with someone and then have them immediately try to explain my "lack of knowledge" to me. |
| https://preview.redd.it/75hvkbqwkawh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=194b75b234b88c7dc1a93be0607e043559d99785\n\n |
| Da Fed's Watching! |
| https://preview.redd.it/0vyew8qvkawh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3472364f6b8eee433c40981da53e8c9320877210\n\n |
| SPCI.\n\nI’m getting paid weekly to wait for the space sector to recover and when it does the etf price will shoot up. Win/win.\n\nI see it as about a 6 month to one year hold. |
| pff i had 50% of my protfolio in meta |
| Anal open opportunity |
| You skipped a day |
| Tomorrow gonna tred sideways and end the day down |
| All Time Highs (again) Monday!! 👍🏾 |
| I bought some calls Friday. I don’t like it, so they’ll probably pay out. |
| Don’t overthink it, flat day tomorrow :hmmm: |
| https://preview.redd.it/s7yu2wzrkawh1.jpeg?width=1894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d173363886f3e27a68541221fb7417b18033222 |
| u/EngimaGenesis bruh the chip stock bubble is nothing |
| No. we're not going down. |
| META exists why? 680 puts for December |
| patek philippe more classic |
| It's another 30 points up tomorrow and 100 points down on Tuesday for SPX |
| compulsion drives me |
| >There are 4192 data centers in the US, including 1375 operating and 2765 planned facilities. \nThe total data center capacity in the US is 63,452 MW operating and 406,261 MW planned. \n**406,261 MW of continuously operating data centers would use roughly 83-89% of all electricity consumed in the United States** in a typical year.\n\nYeah seems sustainable. Another trillion to openai and anthropic, please |
| Bruh smoke some grass |
| We pump this week trust |
| I found someone deep in poverty |
| DLDO |
| So many words, just say calls or puts? |
| Such betas throughout history |
| Could AI hack the stock market in the future as in mess up all the indices fake numbers hack platforms |
| short france? |
| Have we learnt nothing yet? You cannot predict the market. If all signs are pointing to a black swan event then I can almost guarantee it won’t happen, or it might, or it might not. PAST PERFORMANCE DOES NOT INDICATE FUTURE PERFORMANCE |
| :chad: |
| You mean the documentary about tomorrow? |
| That's what I thought as well. Unfortunately, studies show if you don't have sex until your mid 20s there's a high likelihood that you will not have sex at all. |
| BLACKKKKKK MMMMMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNDAAAAAAAAAY |
| Oh lord not this again. It’s almost time for another free fall |
| Mango exempted them from sanctions. |
| I can’t blame em. I tried outsider trading and it’s overrated. |
| Should I take profits on my bynd puts or nah? |
| puts on LVMH |
| People with no experience should be banned. Like those trying to learn. |
| Weekend futes are red as fuck\n\n |
| There’s always money in the taco stand 🌮 💰 |
| Bloomberg reports that we're so back but possibly it's so over |
| Go Bills!!! |
| In the same bot except i don't have any job at all. Have lost my entire savings. We are the same age. From the start, i never wanted to buy Voo or any dumb as index fund, and that may even be the reason i attempted daytrading. When you hear put down $100, $200, or so a month and in job 10 years you grow, this and that, bro, that's the most depressing shit to hear. 10 years is a lifetime plus that level of comitment, putting a certain amount aside every month sounds so unattractive to me. So unattractive. Not sure what to do now either. Just looking for a job. The market feasted on all my money in 2 separate times now. |
| French people stealing baguettes and shit |
| Lose Yourself!! |
| Do you have any idea of how little that narrows it down? |
| You’re the one playing strangles , you tell us |
| u/EngimaGenesis bruh i watched the big short 3 times htis weekend |
| buy bitcoin gang !!! |
| Should have just invested in a Richard Millie instead |
| Tuesday gonna trade sideways if no new news comes out |
| Stop reading my mind man |
| Asking for a fwiend? |
| oh ok that makes way more sense. Water damage is costly. Glad you sold it don't wanna be dealing with that shit again if they couldn't find the source. |
| Does MAGA when complaining about “cultural change” ever realize that there are A LOT of hot Latinas? Or they’re really serious about their grievances and that’s why their champions end up being THINGS like the former dumbass ugly demented deranged presssec.\n\nI’ve mostly lived in SoCal and SoFlo and have met a lot of hot Latinas and even they tend to be MAGA as well. |
| https://preview.redd.it/h1htf8phkawh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abfce5065b917b0baadae686c4c74852b5563817\n\n \nNotting evver hppens Siir, ttjanks |
| Everyone says it’s gonna be red so it’s gonna be green, but everyone says that everyone says that, inverse yourself, inverse wsb, inverse your inverse \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/lhk2dqsjkawh1.jpeg?width=1027&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=740b5d7c90aefd40e8f695d7fb476a24dcbe9002 |
| It's just the same conspiratard loop we've been seeing for over a decade now. Losers think they have "secret knowledge" or insight into whatever is going on. |
| EPST\n\n...darn, I thought i had it |
| Im waiting for a massive spike in the market |
| *Im jacked, I’m jacked to the TITS* |
| "Lets hire accenture" |
| https://preview.redd.it/eo0668ohkawh1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13e2ad73bab2fcb922eacc069201e9517b5ba46b |
| can the market go down 20% tomorrow please |
| How many dates before you can grab each other's junk? |
| or go up, or go down |
| …until it does |
| VNX |
| Don't hate the player hate the game |
| Ive seen $NBIS getting spammed on reddit the last couple months lemme check it out.\n\n*down 30% this week 😮*💨😮💨 |
| sup |
| Bones are for men, ASTS is for dogs. |
| Well if the devil is fucking the Nasdaq and the Nasdaq is fucking me, then who do I get to fuck?? |
| please specify when you say "grab" |
| We’re dating now :pika: |
| Make sure to lay face down, ass up.\n\nFor.. reasons.. |
| Another One??? Mon dieu! |
| There was massive water damage that they had to fix. Was pretty surprised to find that in a relatively new building. Definitely got nice materials though and recently sold the place and likely got a pretty nice premium due to the kitchen. |
| You must be new then |
| yes bossy lady |
| Guys. Nothing matters except mathematical probability. We had 2 1% limit down red days last week. We're going up or stalling here, especially right by 761 support. |
| rotten |
| TF is an ai |
| Those are still good. 27% more room to fail |
| :popcorn: |
| Damn thats ambitious, are you sure of that |
| FUTURES MOONING (up 0.000001%) |
| Wouldn’t be shocked if futures opened green bc everyone turned into a major bear pussy |
| try it out, just visit and see if its "worth it". you can get a mansion for the cost of your kitchen remodel hah |
| Where did you read that? I read that Anthropic is investing part of their company’s value into a fund to benefit and support the public…what does that have to do with US Government?\n\nThe story doesn’t even contain the word “government” in it. |
| Which is my point about being in missile range. If we take the island like you suggest, there’s no way Iran doesn’t hit the infrastructure. Why on earth would they let us steal their resources without any repercussions |
| To my french connections outhere, mes amis, if you have time - no pressure- pls grab me a rolex. Vive la revolution! |
| 🥭 cannot TACO a completed abortion. No. |
| we're taking it slow but we're both manic |
| thats the problem. too many folk with cash |
| What time is everyone waking up to lose money tomorrow? |
| But seriously why is investing in AI sex robotic companies a bad idea? Think about the future. AI will take jobs, meaning no money to impress girls, guys have needs so they will go to sex robots |
| We're definitely not gonna be in a recession. AI advancement can easily prevent that |
| Haven't had a good taco in a long time honestly |
| hopefuly spy got one of them tsla roadster thrusts 🤷 |
| Is it time to lie about futes yet? |
| VXN gonna keep going up and up |
| I lost 280k. But I wasn't trading. It also wasn't 96% of my portfolio (like 15%). Bad month for semi's. \n\nWhat the hell are you doing? Leveraging everything you got!!! I've done options ocasionally but they are small relative to my portfolio. And I only use them when I feel like I have a huge edge and even then I'm occasionally wrong.\n\n FYI, I like them when I know there is a binary outcome by a certain date and that binary outcome is pretty well predictable. Ex. Buying puts on the Russian economy (through a Russian economy etf) just before the invasion of Ukraine. Biden had been saying the invasion was imminent and he was going to target their economy if they went forward with it. Or buying puts on Nikola after they were caught with fraudulent truck and knowing GM had to decide to move forward on letter of intent to invest in them or not by a certain date. |
| There's no honor in poverty |
| how much u got? |
| Rotten |
| Don’t know what you’re talking about, leave me be 😒💅 |
| I know you would baby |
| this is the kind of energy i bring to every quarterly earnings call before buying calls anyway |
| It is? |
| Went out to dinner last night. Can confirm there is no recession in sight. WIll continue to buy every dip |
| Doesn't matter bc theyre heavily sanctioned anyway. They ship mostly diesel. Also they are going to sell very few barrels. |
| Never underestimate a good TACO |
| tomorrow blood red, ukraien just attacked refineries big this weekend |
| Bears beat the falcons 🤷♂️ |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **ASTS** ▲ | $100.00 (above) | $40.67 | $40.67 | +145.9% | Tue, Nov 17, 4:10 PM ET |\n| **Record** | 0W - 1L | 0% | - | - | - | |
| The best one, love it. |
| !banbet |
| the amount of people saying that the black Monday rumours are gonna make the market go up makes me think it’s gonna be red tomorrow |
| It's shit, it's car shaped but you're kidding yourself if you think it's a viable car. It has a massive propellant tanks that can provide power for a whopping 6 seconds max. |
| Gogol |
| The fear tonight on this sub I've never seen anything like it |
| Only two days have been Green out of past nine Mondays. Same with Tuesdays. Cursed days to trade. Tomorrow is not looking good either. Need a break. |
| Based |
| Yep was actually seriously considering doing it, at least until January 20 2029 (and hopefully everything will be normal again). I have the money to do it and take a career break and might actually be pretty nice. Long term though I don’t wanna be a monk. |
| go touch sand |
| You wouldn't have to read it so often ....if you just... went out and..... touched grass |
| hhh did no one see the drone attacks this weekend on russian refineries? |
| Nasdaq wants to keep getting fucked by the devil |
| Fair. |
| nvidia and micron have alienated their consumers this is our only option |
| Huh? |
| Mfs spend all weekend charting and stressing about hyper liquid only to have $200 invested.\n\nSTFU and go spend time with your parents |
| Yes. Black Monday is scary. High crime rates |
| The giants lost |
| Calls |
| Damn! $300!! |
| We need to ban ppl in poverty from this chat bc theyre talking with zero experi3nce |
| No sell data center to buy GLP-1 |
| They predicted 50 of the last 3 red days |
| You mean dumb |
| that sounds very steep tbh. I hope you have nice materials and custom cabinets and shit. |
| Holy shit Penny Lane |
| Is it green??? |
| Phteven |
| Cause we ded |
| Beating the market times marketing the time |
| AI sex robotics companies is the next nvidia and micron |
| GREEN & GREGARIOUS MONDAY 🟩🟩💚📊 |
| So many poor uneducated dipshits in here with a portfolio of $300 just regurgitating shit they saw on Twitter. POOR RATS GO HOME |
| Can we have a moratorium on saying “touch grass”? |
| lfg! |
| 80% of the time, it happens every time.\n\nIt could pull back more, but five years from now, I would bet that these companies from CPU, GPU, memory, and server equipment makers; hyperscalers; and neo-cloud/datacenter operators are all going to be worth more than they are now.\n\nAfter high inflation, I am surprised that stocks didn’t rise. If everything costs more, companies will make more and their share price goes up. High inflation will help companies make more money…. |
| I'm not the person you're replying to, but I'm long ASTS and didn't sell a single share this year. I admire RKLB, too (and there are a lot of investors who hold both), but I picked ASTS because I believe, if it succeeds, it will ultimately have more favorable profit margins. I hope both companies do well over the long term! |
| Bers r reked tomorrow :kek: |
| Btch |
| SELL BIOTECH TO BUY MORE DATA CENTER (APLD)? |
| money is not real it's a psyop |
| futes. Futes! FUTES!!! |
| Dude, you called me incompetent, a zero-day vulnerability, a narcissist, and a sociopath. And now you want to lecture me about bad faith and personal attacks?\n\nI’ve explained my workflow, how I review code, test changes, and handle failures. You’ve responded with hypothetical disasters and assumptions about my competence without knowing a single thing about the systems I work on\n\nAnd now you’re somehow ranting about Americans? I’m not even American, for fuck’s sake. You don’t even know that much about me, yet you’re confidently explaining everything that’s wrong with me\n\nYou’ve spent this entire conversation demonstrating the exact behavior you’re accusing me of. It’s fucking hilarious |
| I am bullish in general, but also a realist. But also retarded, so.... |
| Are you guys prepared for White Monday? (I have 762c for Friday please don’t dump more) |
| ASTS to 100 |
| ber wants destruction\n\nthey have no balls to time the market |
| Yep, bears never mention that $10 billion goes into the market every week regardless of macros via 401ks. That's why we have dips and not crashes when logic says we should crash |
| Ass open |
| Any US lawyer here? |
| One more leg down to flush the last people out |
| SPY 770 Tomorrow |
| life is short bro, no need to work forever if you can retire early do it |
| ASTS $10 is not a meme |
| POSITIVE VIBES ONLY\n\nEVEN IF IT'S RED TOMORROW WE WILL MAKE GOOD PLAYS AND PROFIT\n\nMANIFEST IT, SISTERS |
| Nbis has positive revenue it is not done |
| the difference is sex robot companies are actually innovative |
| Since when did every real estate agent become an AI expert ??. Every home on Zillow's now virtually staged & looks 100x better online than it does in person :hmmm: |
| So, what you're telling me, is that the music is about to stop, and we're going to be left holding the biggest bag of odorous excrement ever assembled in the history of capitalism. |
| Nobody can agree on shit rn. |
| I know exactly what SPY will do tomorrow tyfyattm |
| i'm not getting caught in 1987 oct 19th crash F this |
| The arket isnt going crash when everyone expects and predicts it will |
| Once’s loss, others gain. Don’t try to win it all, because that won’t help. No one’s opinion will prevent you from trading options if you get hooked. All you can do is play small, take small wins, and keep your money in your hands. You can’t lose it, but you only lose when you wait to win more. |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| I wasn’t optimistic about the elections tbh, it can still change tbh, it’s a dirty dirty game being played there, so my positions on Brazil are really really low. Lost a good run though, there was already 100% gains in many stocks I followed |
| Broken |
| SoCal or Miami or nyc or sf (well at least before the city became full of crazies) and even Dallas and Toronto and Chicago and London these days well $1m gets you absolutely nothing. I really couldn’t imagine wanting to live in Kansas City Missouri (actually have some family there and that place is psycho). |
| https://preview.redd.it/pbklk8hljawh1.png?width=402&format=png&auto=webp&s=3360369165330ddd633819e0376505a4655310d8 |
| The people on here refusing to invest in AI sex robotic companies are the people who refused to invest in Apple and Microsoft back in the day |
| this is the only right answer |
| I feel inclined to sell my shares of MSFT tomorrow |
| unless you're leveraged, just hold and don't check alot. |
| lol bulls have to get it above 7700 or it’s a wrap for them |
| There isn’t a single one person in that administration that is capable enough to be there except for marco Rubio but he is also a boot licking clown so his opinion doesn’t matter either |
| I think you're Dubai curious... |
| Negative. Seems like a lot of infrastructure/compute/energy pissed away for zero benefit other than money laundering |
| It's going to stay positive at market close. \n\nToo hard for it to crash unexpected given most algos are switched off and trying not to fuel the next black swan event on monday. For the markets to crash, it has to be unexpected and that's not what's going to happen. |
| This is big news\n\nUS government stake into AI, likely a huge big Green dildos incoming. \n\nMitigation of any downside risks and all the gains to come. smell more huge $$$$ moving in quickly. |
| That's just, like, your opinion man. |
| probably had it all typed out and someone said "sir. not yet... ;)" |
| It's like the huge options trading posts that always come 2 weeks before a sell off causing loss porn 2 weeks later \n\nIt's almost like they know they can't win if gamblers just wait their time. |
| No it is not |
| if we were going to be green tomorrow they would've called it green monday, don't you think? it's just math guys |
| No, the 1 mil guy. |
| # #Dont worry, everything will get better in November, cause that’s when GTA6 Comes out ……. ☝🏽 \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/n0qu1wfajawh1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2384c248cd8e580404f905d458ddff01e47d80a9 |
| You’re part of WSB, so inverse your inversion?! |
| Where the hell were all the ber gain posts this weekend? All I saw was loss posting. |
| The problem is you didn’t buy when they were first talked about, you waited til the top. |
| It will because I’m Long rn. Enjoy the dump bears |
| hey guys i've been stressing all weekend if it gaps down i think i'm throwin in the towel i can't take anymore of this |
| 1 more leg down to flush the last people out before we rip back to ath? |
| You think that bc youre in the discord mod world my dude. Touch grass and youll realize thats false |
| Yanet is way hotter than Sydney, just overall everything. |
| Buy high sell low |
| Why tho? |
| i like the positivity |
| Oh you can survive off of a lot less there. The question is whether it’s worth it. |
| What if it inverses your inversion |
| Because he is drunk and has fireworks |
| you can buy a whole ass house for 1/3 of that what the fuck are you talking about |
| Quite the opposite of that. The fact that I’m younger means I NEED more money. |
| why |
| 🥭, probably: “if you voteRepublican, I will end the Ukraine war and open up Hormuz within 24 hours” |
| AI Sex robotic companies is the future but you don’t want to listen. There is a lot of hopeless guys out there - the market is massive |
| why |
| I lost so much money on that POS , got PTSD. |
| Chat remember ACHR Lunr BBAI Oklo RKLB Asts\n\nNever listening to you retards again |
| Both are dead stocks for now. High borrowing costs gonna kill them short term |
| Shit |
| maybe all the thousands we lost (*some people millions)* were for a reason and one day we will all become millionaires 🙂↕️🙂↕️ |
| All the regard money flooding the marketing department |
| your already too late |
| Sitting down |
| Yep, they needed to gut the entire thing and the contractor’s rate was around $4k a day and took just under 3 months. |
| https://preview.redd.it/q1tuxfa5jawh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11d4bd737ada0478d1f43be0525b097fab69da8f |
| don't worry, the ceo brothers approved a nice pay package for themselves and they have a patch on the warriors' jerseys and now real madrids!!! |
| Next Week Breaking News: IREN no longer a Real Madrid sponsor. :pointlaugh: |
| but that means inverse u too |
| I hope trumo blows Iran's oil so we can overthrow their regime and take the resources - would be great for the US dollar and thus my IPO investment of 10k |
| A fair take, more reasonable than the bol thesis's I’ve heard bandied about in chat. |
| Extremely jewish, would probably report the black guy walking down the block for fun |
| just reminding me how poor i am, thanks |
| What is the catalyst for the move to 17.90? Are you just going to buy and hold? It sounds like you are cataloging what has already happened (an therefore not news) so why would the market care? |
| Imagine the sex robot people are right and you have to walk around with a beaten up 1.0 model while everyone else sports their new 4.0 because your still poor from 0dtes and can't even afford to upgrade your phone. |
| Inverse WSB. Way too bearish in here. Green AF tomorrow |
| This is such a bad advertisement\n\nWhose nephew works at/ owns the firm they outsourced it to |
| Lol bers |
| mango and what no consequences does to a mf |
| right, only buy high beta specs and 0dtes |
| Cucken |
| Yanet Garcia's dump truck vs Syndey Sweeney's hooters? |
| Maybe they're 70. |
| Asts shareholders don't deserve to go broke but their shitty fucking management team sure does. |
| Rtrd |
| 300k on kitchen remodel? |
| Is IREN cooked |
| this place is an absolute fuckin dump |
| Downvoting |
| No way we have a sell off when everyone expects it |
| Lawyers, check me on this, but my understanding of a public benefit company is that it's still a company. It's still profit-seeking, but it has basically an option where the executives can do things for the greater public good without being then held liable by shareholders for not maximizing returns. This doesn't really bind them to doing anything. It gives them the option of doing things for the public good. Is that correct? |
| Someone lost money on crypto |
| What type of personality do Palantir IDF investors have? |
| Delusional |
| Which is? |
| Yep |
| went to southeast asia a few months ago, yes. you can survive off $1m USD there |
| No shit Sherlock |
| I will vote for u |
| If you dont know what to do, look at Cramer and do the opposite |
| Time to buy a lot of it then 🤤 |
| Having a flat day tomorrow would honestly flip me out the most, considering all the hype that we are generating right now |
| He is going to write some tweet and destroy all position |
| Meta- Q3 prints Wednesday after the close. Consensus is at 6.67 in EPS on 63.18 billion dollars in revenue, revenue up 23.3% YoY even with EPS down 8% (Zacks). |
| Do people still give a shit about eth |
| always reverse WSB |
| I think that we will see something similar to dotcom honestly.\n\nAI is here to stay, but there will likely be a lot of the bs hype companies wiped out.\n\nOverall, the market as a whole isn't crashing at this time. War and high oil prices are nothing new. |
| me see a couple black monday posts on the front page, me long |
| U can join me |
| To the guy who told the other guy he doesn’t have to work anymore because he has 1 million, what do you live in Thailand or somewhere? My kitchen remodeling for a very mediocre condo already costs 1/3 of that and my degree also costs 1/4 of that and I’ve lost more than that in a day because I thought my gains weren’t enough. If it was $10m and certainly $30m, then yes you’d be right, but $1m really isn’t that much. That will buy you a shack in any decent area. |
| U want a cookie? |
| Imma sell some puts to people who dont know better |
| My birthday and black Monday councide periodically |
| Now is the time that any political relutance torwards AI will be resolved. Who would be dumb enough to slow down the only thing goiung strong because of some stupid permit in the desert? |
| HODLen |
| broken |
| I wuz smart, bought calls and puts. |
| More of a Red Monday! |
| dude hedge next time |
| SPCE crowd is back at it today |
| It'll be paid out in tokens though, and at today's token value once costs are at target. We won't be telling you what target is. |
| Isn't that the shopping day? |
| Same 😂 |
| Trump just betrayed Ukraine |
| A Fucken opportunity |
| Steven |
| Meta support 690 then 640 or so. |
| I just hope the palantir buyers have the worst crash amen |
| https://preview.redd.it/8rx033lhiawh1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=725d404836c95a4526960d29905f188c4a92a4e9 |
| Same |
| Crypto going to shit short term. I think its a scam |
| https://preview.redd.it/3fhjiacgiawh1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f480c70a6f5f3631b24d4070e5fc74f9b8396fa\n\n |
| Midterms are approaching. Mango needs a win badly. He'll capitulate on Iran, pump the stock market with some BS and then do a 180 right after. I'm not convinced it'll work but it might be enough to stave off the dump. |
| I'm hoping it takes more time. I'm transferring assets to Robinhood which will take a few days, and then am going to go all in on TQQQ on margin. |
| don’t want to get banned for being (in)appropriate |
| Actual shitty marketing lol |
| Jobs fucked |
| SPY chart looks like we are about to hit 750 \n\n\nIf we don't have a strong open to the week, it's over. I could see 730 if this downtrend sticks |
| cant retire on a mill |
| Negative (time, money, energy wasted on fuck all) |
| not anymore he doesn't 😥 |
| True 😂😂😂 |
| the best times to buy are max fear and you feel nauseous buying large amounts |
| It’s been far too long… I want to commit a homercide or two |
| OTM season |
| I love how if we crashed tomorrow, the reaction would be why was it too obvious this time. |
| He is. And add to that the pressure of a possibly massive defeat in November. It could take a toll |
| Bears sound smart, bulls make money |
| Call |
| 🍻 |
| $asts - $30 EOW and $mu $700 eow. Get fukt |
| this place is absolutely infested with FUD bots today |
| As in “in the black”? Yes. |
| GOLD |
| cuz their portfolio is |
| Downs syndrome? |
| it's only a crash if your balls tingle |
| it's over |
| tf u mean its legit a BLM Monday |
| I expect wild swings short term |
| You have 1 million why do you need to work anymore |
| We're not going down 20% on the s&p500 so idk why ppl think the world is ending |
| good luck rooting for you. |
| this sub will be talking CD rates in about 5 years. |
| Bulls have to be right everytime\n\nBears only have to be right once (and they’ll never shut up about it) |
| Yep, you belong here.\n\nI could compare anything to anything, it does not make it matter.\n\nDo you want me to compare TSLA to a pear? Does that matter? No.\n\nJesus christ dude, at least come back with a good come back.\n\nOMG I never said they were the same it's only a comparison. Yeah dude, any normal 5th grade teacher would have shit in your mouth in notes for that bullshit.\n\nGrow up. I assume you're an adult, you sound like a wsb. |
| That's because you're using your finger. Try something else, and maybe that'll change. |
| He got goaded by bibi |
| It’s not a crash if we aren’t down for 30 days in a row |
| Is America ready for a reboot of the Bumfights franchise? |
| Follow it. Its not fancy tech, just generates income at a 25% return on invested capital rate.\nhttps://finviz.com/stock?t=BBWI&p=d |
| funny if we go up 3% tomorrow. |
| guess who bought muu on max margin at all way at the top after selling google got a loss |
| “Hold my soju” |
| I received memo from tel aviw that this is all because you don’t agree to spend us congress money on Israel military. Shame on you and your QQQ |
| 🥭 is completely broken by the Iran war lmaooo. Fucking retard |
| ASTS $30 |
| Ptrtty sure if you all in'd NKE shares before earnings you've been beating 90% on WSB since then |
| Monday is my birthday. |
| !banbet CBRS 150 10d |
| I approve this message. |
| Negative |
| When Reddit is predicting crash it will probably fall hard trapping retail in puts and shorts Monday morning and then rip |
| We'll see 🤷♂️ earnings Nov 5th may have some surprises in store if not I didn't bet the farm so no harm no foul |
| Based anti-redditor. |
| Yall talking about “FUD” like there isn’t a slight chance what’s occurring in France (not the protesting, the possibility of French bonds dumping leading to further euro banking & credit stress) coupled with US bonds doing their thing, high beta semi sell off starting last week, oil over $100/barrel, consumer inflation consistently rising, government debt with no end to spending in sight, on and on. It’s a perfect storm. The economy, specifically the US economy, has defied and stayed strong in times like this before, but I’m puckered up to see how futes start trading here shortly. |
| I work in PE and had many opportunities to do insider trading but I didn’t as I have morals. Yet these politicians do it |
| Do you guys think crypto has been a net negative or positive to society? |
| Why are there fireworks?! |
| European cities burning, geopolitical tensions between US and EU at a boiling point. Mango bootlicking Putin. Straight of hornussy still closed. Gulf countries bleeding money. \n\nAnd above all the approval rating of RNC and trump underwater. \n\nWe will have one crazy 2 weeks which will influence our candles. \n\nAnd i didn’t even mention AI until now. |
| Fresh mozzarella dipped in marinara sauce is 🔥 |
| SOXX can’t be red 10 days in a row can it? |
| the gathering of all the tech CEOs at the White House feels super toppy now |
| HTZ back over 2 please |
| Kessler syndrome? |
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| They’re not even trying to hide the corruption anymore. Makes sense when he’ll just pardon everyone and probably himself as well and STILL have half the country think he’s some type of messiah. YOU on the other hand aren’t in the club and get screwed on your 0dtes…\n\nStill the only reason he’s there is because people actually voted for him because he said “Mexicans” (even though Russia and Moosk probably rigged the results)… |
| It really is artificial 🫣 |
| Cant wait for futes futing |
| Fuck it I hate to say this but I may cancel my GTA VI pre order\n\nI highly doubt I'll be able to play because my boss is working me like a slave right now... fuck |
| It's not fair that's the whole point of doing it |
| Kospi will show how monday will go. No point in doing other gymnastics because they're basically all semis, ergo AI |
| Because having lots of money always make you "more equal" citizen |
| Confirms bottom now that you posted. |
| elon gonna say he bought ai puts with tesla money and the stock gonna go wild |
| You can do insider trading too. You just have to be an insider. |
| wtf you mean "how", this happens every time 50% of the time |
| Yes more than futes |
| Practice makes perfect? |
| RemindMe! 1 hour |
| We gotta be peasants duh |
| I'm getting the fuck out first thing if it even recovers half of friday. |
| I hate starting too early |
| Riding RBLX back to ath. |
| Hating what Starlink does for humanity because of its owner is all you need to know about what reddit is |
| How about you eat a fucking dick? |
| Sorry to tell you but Vance is worse and even more stupid |
| Lagging the Friday action or leading Black Monday? |
| What yall think will happen with tsla this week? |
| The only thing playing is Closing Time! 😥 |
| Yeah only thing that corrupted is our brains here |
| The kind of astrology I come here for |
| Why is it fair for politicians to do insider trading but not us? |
| Yuh yuh yuh |
| Similar for SNDK. Would have made 780k. It kept me up for weeks. Got to let it go |
| What did the post body say? |
| If you buy puts id go for companies not yet profitable |
| So you are telling me the music is gonna stop ... |
| It's on signal |
| Buy a big chunk of NBIS or RKLB? Both at bargain prices now, leaning towards RKLB for a greater return short term but idk |
| bitcoin is hitting hard right now, cant wait to see futures on 1 am |
| my shit is hyper and liquid |
| No sir |
| I'm going to wait until 8 probably |
| Ew. Please stop 🛑 |
| Is the a corruption group chat y'all know about?\n\nWhat I'm doing isn't working |
| Puts it is |
| probably could run on a 3060 |
| 10 years? That's a bit much. I expect mid range puts to be profitable but id rather wait on this casino |
| Any buy put on meta tomorrow |
| If trump did suicide and Vance became president would we get all time high everywhere? |
| Gonna start drinking now so I’m nice and sauced for the fireworks at 6pm EST |
| Nothing is going to happen. Believe it or not, green tomorrow |
| Still better than other high pseudo iq nerd investment subs |
| I got spooked before earnings and sold like a retard |
| Why don't I hear any music? :screech: |
| how many rtx 5090's it take to run a sex robot? |
| only cuz more data centers |
| Anyone who buys the dip tomorrow deserves the bags they will hold for 10 years |
| If it dips just buy more of whatever is dipping on you |
| if anything, its more moral. I for one want sex robots and artificial embryos so if there is a serious company working on those, i'll invest as a moonshot |
| Fuck yeah 😇 |
| I have mostly puts expiring Friday so I would be happy with a black money. But I got a couple TQQQ long calls just in case I’m wrong. \n\nBut now that everyone switched from calls to puts it’s likely that Monday will be super green to shake out the shorts and then back to red the rest of the week |
| That might actually work. Chinese can only transfer like $50K to international markets. \n\nOffer to marry her, put your finances together, divorce then your half stays in whatever country your finances are in. Then she’s got a financial base to start with in your country.\n\nIf she doesn’t trust you, offer your thumbs as collateral. |
| I’m gonna vote RED and you guys should too |
| Im telling you guys, no news on iran peace deal is good news, they are seriously negotiating with each other. Iran doesnt need to destroy my portfolio any more for mango to finally FO |
| Ban |
| Fisher Price black monday is definitely the kind of quality DD i come here for |
| No, porn with girls definitely not gay, or else I'd be watching it!\n\nTo be gay requires at least two dudes. Both hella gay. Big n angry . And horny. 💯\n\nTons of dudes, all of them big, hairy, and horny. Dude overload. Wiener Central.\n\nThis is what it takes to be gay. Porn with girls in it can't be dude overload if there's some Swiss cheese holed imposter. |
| Friendly reminder all this AI spending is going into data centers. Once that buildout is done, there will still be a high demand & shortage of components to build an armada of sex robots |
| They are proud community members |
| I know. I have a 99%+ winning trade record. I'm up $10k on paper in this name so far, and it hasn't even done anything yet. Its actually higher because that minus $1800 only happens if this company bankrupts within 13 months. Which it wont. |
| No. It is in fact highly moral. |
| Calls it is then |
| Now until election it will be down fall so ready for that |
| Nvidia's earnings are November 18th. They have a strong balance sheet, they are who is bankrolling the AI boom. I'm not concerned until they show red flags. |
| crypto donors got nothing but shitcoins . no clarity act, no reserve, no endorsements, nothing. |
| Gej question m8 |
| https://preview.redd.it/t817kumzgawh1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e2bc6808355bc05042b4dffa01d4ffd7d72e3f7 |
| Well Monday sucks. |
| Is it unmoral to invest in AI sex robotic companies? |
| Great, I’m buying then |
| Do they generate the power or are they capable of receiving an enormous amount of power. |
| Eth is down 2.4% for the day so im assuming a slightly negative market open on monday |
| CUT MY PORT TO PIECES! |
| invest in bidet stocks brudah |
| Easier for USA to just take the L |
| I guess I missed the memo that said it’s illegal for the kospi to be green |
| Probs because it makes his pic look better |
| im fkin kunckle deep into sex robots |
| Gonna be red af... July dip gonna look like amateur hour |
| https://preview.redd.it/p65glt6ugawh1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=049ad0b2b6390b8adb24a811407d7acc7f3c831c |
| Close the goddamn... cabinet |
| Dropped right before futes open nothing sus about that |
| No lol |
| i can only hope. |
| why wait till open? |
| I hope iran gets flattened soon cuz I put some money into new company ipos and they need those low interest rates |
| Saaame |
| Well all my NCAA/NFL bets lost so I’ll just gamble more when casino opens |
| Would you guys invest in sex robotic companies? It is advancing rapidly |
| Am I spreading my cheeks tomorrow ? |
| My bootyhole has been ripped wide open from selling RKLB puts before the dip |
| Memowies bwing back memowies bwing back YOOOO!!!!\nIdk that’s the shit I heard playing at publix over the speakers and well it’s really shitty…\nWhy am I even still doing grocery shopping when I could just pay someone to do it for me instead… |
| We’re so fucked I’m selling everything I can at open. Godspeed regards |
| Dude knows his predictions never come true and is now jinxing it LMAO 🤌🏻 |
| Or even better, a bynd bankruptcy |
| 1 more hour till peace with Iran is announced |
| https://preview.redd.it/vf4akv9ngawh1.jpeg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aafa096be78c2979595a88b73b9b8b0096d89cc8 |
| Calls dude, always calls |
| Girls have butts too so all porn is gay |
| Why am I getting down voted? Just asking honest thoughts |
| How? |
| May god bless me with a low price on spcx |
| Kospi perpetuals at -4.5% at open |
| It’s time to spread that butt chin |
| Huya 1000% |
| Fuck it. Mu and sandisk to the moon tomorrow |
| The little boy who cried fake peace deal just 491 times too many...\n\n |
| very bearish in here, I'm thinking KOSPI circuit breakers and monday NASDAQ opens down .5% then end the day up 1.5% |
| I think thats possible but thats why im not taking too many risks atm. Volatility is very high overall |
| ATP I’m I just to breakeven man |
| Heard it erupts oil when poked |
| SPXU lol. |
| Speed is the name of the game! |
| But you still have time until 2027 for things to reverse right? |
| Pics or ban |
| I knew I should have sold everything went they went from AI to SI |
| SPCX is going to jump up after earnings. I think they surprise Tuesday. |
| that sub |
| Skill issue |
| Pain |
| Ride AND DIE |
| ....it is about 860 now...☝🏽 |
| would love it if Starlink gets banned in the EU it's time some of mango and his asshole friends don't always get what they want |
| Really? \nShould I keep my short position open then? I have one at 210 |
| Ahhhh a nice Coca-Cola |
| If I make my 100K back tmoz I will cheat on my gf with her brother |
| But it says it’s “artificial”…. |
| BEARS LOL (practicing when futes open) |
| Genuinely think we go down now, up shortly before mid terms and then eat shit after midterms |
| Last time a peace deal was announced was the beginning of August. Trump ain’t coming to save you losers anymore |
| I dunno I dunno. |
| The World is always falling apart, always has been. There is nothing unique about today vs yesterday kiddo. |
| setting up a visit from someone that you know is using fake photos. |
| Anyone can take a profit, few can take a huge loss. |
| Idk. I bought three SPY 770c 11/30exp on Friday in the afternoon. Too tasty to not buy them. |
| It’s a crude drawing |
| We are going to go into extreme extreme fear this week |
| Get ready for mother of all shrek green |
| can't even ) again |
| Compared to what 🤔 |
| Load up on these MSTR puts for when it runs out of money |
| Idk i think bearish is the right call in the midterm. Short term is a toss up but long term rly depends on who holds office |
| https://preview.redd.it/cjqjqze8gawh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ee25ce9864496e075570ff98492783265b58030 |
| https://preview.redd.it/1lb2tyl8gawh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5612f49bf1eb7049a9883a659e260cf8cc1dee51 |
| too many 90s here |
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| Ding ding ding |
| # FUTES LOL \n\n^((just warming up)) |
| Tf? A socialist investor? Nah. But yeah though. |
| im a bagholding clown |
| It’s a very thin line. Be careful.. |
| Shhhs let him finish his crayons |
| https://preview.redd.it/9zofse07gawh1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b2f4ddf95920c866145d97e0c421ecce68a2319 |
| until that correction hits then it's the CD bros turn |
| Way too bearish in here. First week in the market?? |
| Trump has single handedly ended 50 wars |
| :nana: |
| AI trade brings wealth to us is what it does. It is a genius play, and in this house, AI trade is alive, END OF DISCUSSION |
| I have an extra night of sex this weekend to make up for that. |
| btc sub 60k coming up on iran worsening, oil surge, inflation, AI bubble fears |
| This AI is getting better and better everyday |
| this sub is legit terrible |
| how could this happen, they said we were compute-constrained! |
| Futures start trading in a little over an hour. We’ll see then. But yeah, all indicators are up. |
| So you drive like a grandma, huh? |
| AI top - power bottom, that’s a hot gay porn video |
| All this FUD over the weekend is pointing to one thing… |
| https://preview.redd.it/lii0u1p1gawh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c53c2c7ee7eab21d002f055486c31b67ad1c04d9 |
| I know this sub is about jokes and vibes and collective misery but can someone, in all seriousness, please explain what this means for the market and the sector? |
| ....no way.....☝🏽 |
| Gonna STO to some degen in this chat rn |
| You do know Liquid products don’t own the underlying stock? |
| Enemy detected |
| Also holding one - expires later but we ride we die |
| BUT AI is REAL |
| If nasdaq is up tomorrow, I will give everyone free milk and snuggles |
| I'm with you. Great opportunities are coming if one can be patient. Soooo many people are about to blow up trying to call or short this shit. Play it safe until we see that capitulation low and then this market is going to take off like a fucking ROCKET. |
| getting tired going to make some tea |
| Is this just a play for them to claim they’re essential to the public good when they inevitably need government aid? |
| .....no way.....☝🏽 |
| You were up $50k/35% and didn't sell? You deserve what you probably got... |
| This week imma be trading on impulse - tryna get some spcx shares and short something else |
| amazing how the AI trade just stalled out |
| bribery, corruption and nepotism. Makes you wonder what the current administration looking forward to |
| qqq dropping since october 6 |
| Tell me why I don't like Mondays. |
| It's going to be different this time. Trust me bro!! |
| every sunday doomposting |
| Ya'll got anymore of that taco tonight? |
| This is how you get government backstop |
| How much money can i sell my kidney for so i can buy more stonk monday |
| +1 me too |
| Will we be trading on Cashflows Revenues and Margins this week or Hype and Aura? |
| Bers really think semis going to go down for an 8th straight day… |
| As expected of a WSB user very well regarded |
| Wohl eher hormuzsexuell |
| My moves tomorrow is setting up the rope |
| syed reading is a virtue bro |
| I have never seen this much FUD on a Sunday, shit is going to rip a green dildo on Monday. |
| Priced in |
| ahahah true |
| Afrika bambaataa and the zulu nation have announced they're going to build a pipeline across the Atlantic! It'll be a great pipeline. The best pipeline. |
| Ok |
| >AI may generate enormous economic value, but it could also cause instability for many workers. Anthropic has already committed $200 million to studying and addressing this issue, but given the pace of AI progress, bolder approaches may be needed. The Fund will have the versatility to pursue them.\n\n>We’re establishing the Anthropic Public Benefit Fund as a wholly-owned LLC—rather than a 501(c)(3) or other format—to give adjustability between different forms of giving. None of the Anthropic equity held by the LLC will be used for lobbying or political giving, in the US or abroad.\n\n>Because of the way the Fund is structured, the more Anthropic grows, the larger the share of the company that can be dedicated expressly to the public good. It is common practice for tech companies to offer escalating compensation awards to their executives. We are instead directing that equity to the public benefit.\n\n\nGood sentiment, Amodei. Still don’t trust you. |
| Bearhunter block me pls |
| #This year instead of Santa Rally we'll get Santa Dump just like in 2022 LMAO🤌🍁 |
| Start your 401K account putting in 10-15% of the paycheck. Putt all of it in a S&P500 type fund and plan on leaving it alone - whether it drops or goes up. |
| Its red on open , idk after that. |
| Up 18k on my btc short now. Really should close… |
| both actually lol... though historically when metals explode, sliver outperforms gold. \n\nMoney printers are about to go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR due to Euro Poor govs. |
| This is the way |
| AAOI calls Monday the market only goes up |
| Bears are right once a recession |
| Uxvy |
| #I predict 5 red days this week and 5 red days next week LMAO🤌🍁 |
| All you terds 💩 trying to JINX a happy Monday 🤯💥 |
| Nvidia’s estimated blended cost basis in CoreWeave is approximately $49.77 per share. |
| What are yalls hopes and dreams for market open |
| baguette holders unite |
| met a few never pulled the trigger, did I goof anon |
| MULTICULTURAL MONDAY |
| King Regard!! |
| Hope it last til Thursday for my weekly buy |
| u/EatMaTesticles\n\nHi, would you be interested in giving mutual massage? |
| Hot. 👍 Got any gay porn? |
| just dont open it ever |
| Oh how the turntables |
| Herro there |
| https://preview.redd.it/yf5rzukhfawh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a6a8c43fd76c05b8c02a7fafbf81427fa9ce0b0 |
| Ohhhh okay. That's good to hear 🩷 |
| Has anyone ever realized that THE PRESIDENT has fake blonde hair and looks like the real life monopoly guy… |
| https://preview.redd.it/1mvp17sgfawh1.png?width=1672&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf21e361b23e9d738d249b241583b7f396385154 |
| yes buy the dip it makes me money |
| Does this take the $3 Trillion investment from South Korea Trump locked down? |
| The fact it’s so bearish means it’ll probably be flat |
| Sneezy Breezy Beautiful - Cover Girk 💅 |
| mom raised no bitch, go big or go home |
| Only way for me to make it in life at this point is to marry some rich Chinese chick who desperately needs a passport |
| Anyone one else investing in redwire |
| All dips are for buying 🤑\n\n(Except memory) |
| Can someone please post the link to weekend futes. Please and thank you :happy: :happy: |
| Dolly Parton |
| https://preview.redd.it/z085v9pdfawh1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ed34f4ad200b08c0e99ea27f62d0a44af40c53 |
| Good barometer |
| Bulls can still exit with 10% YTD gain on SPY but they are too greedy to do that |
| You mean "Super Intelligence." |
| # This is not really b Monday if it is not from special region of France where they burn your car and palace due to students protests !!!! Call it just rope Monday |
| Damnit ladies, you like travel, I get it!!! How'd u like if i just said I love video games and stuffing my fat fuck face with Cheetos?! Is that an interesting personality trait?! Just constantly thinking and talking about what hits my dopamine center?!! I love heroine! Aren't I cultured and evolved!! |
| They LOVE Fed 🎶 And they hope Fed loves them |
| just play league and eat tendies instead of gambling your kids college fund idiots |
| No just sneezy probably allergies |
| 🥰 |
| Greed is the destroyer of a profitable trader thoooo |
| ok |
| Try finger, but whole |
| ohya, semis are cooked this week. |
| Are you trying to get people to lose more money? |
| fear is the mind killer have no fear |
| You were sick? Oh no! I hope you feel better 🥺 |
| Must be spreading, Federal-Watch had the flu this week! |
| Remember guys. Dr. Edward Richtofen likes big holes |
| Fight (or trade) for Fed's love |
| Purchased 25 shares of MU @ 941 last week. Am I done for? |
| I'm just stoked the market is moving. Great opportunities all around if you keep it tight. On the flip side this is WSB so be prepared for vicious loss porn. People underestimate how strong this market is, and I see these dips being bought up quite a few times before we post a capitulation low. I do not see another ATH for a minute. |
| That already happened on Friday |
| You’re gonna get gta 7 before 6 |
| I'm not your mommy, go look it’s obvious to anyone that actally looks |
| Drink up. It's Black Monday somewhere! |
| quickly someone ask claude what we sposed to do rn! |
| nothing brain dead about it. Realizing that a few clips isn't a representative of what's going on is just factual bud. |
| betty white |
| No such thing as black monday, only green or red |
| source for 5%? what are you even referring too specifically |
| No you date fed |
| I’m actually really scared rn |
| Geh bear detected |
| Breezy |
| 5% of 20tril is a lot of money |
| Most of u don't wanna admit it but its so over. You guys cope so much with AI u don't understand you are in deep waters |
| Sneezy |
| we get flying cars and gta 6 at what cost.... |
| my uber driver suggested buying the dip tomorrow, puts it is |
| \*Stable geniuses |
| Believe it or not -.GREEN!! 💚🟩🟢📊 |
| top kek if the stock market crashes ngl |
| The first guest of the party hasn’t even knocked on the door yet and you’re closing up shop? \n\nI buy weekly, and will keep buying weekly. 4000+ shares. Not too late to jump back in, strap the fuck down, and keep buying more. \n\nJensen is on another level. |
| All space actually. I’m leveraged heavy in Rocket Lab. I have $211k in it and the drop lost me that amount. |
| that ship has long sailed |
| What's the equivalent of 0DTE options? |
| Can't wait for rich people to show off their car by driving it off a cliff alone |
| I just have one call to 895 but it expires Friday |
| You can date Fed now :kek: |
| Gold. Follow china purchases |
| It is not really Black |
| You were sick yesterday, have you recovered? |
| if the market crashes it'll be funneh |
| I have One hand on the wheel and one on the… knob. Fuck. |
| ordered UberEats and the driver had like... 3 fucking drop offs before mine. crazy. uber is the biggest scam of the century.\n \nhonestly shits gotta be ROUGH out there. I once had two uber orders stolen/lost in one day. People really say "lemme lose my job over some fucking food"\n\nobviously the people ordering ubereats are just as guilty |
| How are chinese so damn rich? |
| Red Red Red |
| BIG RED OPEN? |
| Pick ur damn feet up when ya walk, slob!\n |
| I hope everything with AI goes down like a MF |
| tell me you were drunk |
| This is what Trump means when the strait is open |
| Because I am strait |
| #CIRCUS BREAKER |
| Black man on the run \nBlack man on the run \nAnd the jailer man and Sailor Sam \nWere searching everyone |
| Damn... Do you have any dry powder in reserve? Lemme guess.... All chip stocks and AI plays? |
| what's the future looks like now? |
| It’s over bro, Samsung, SKH, NVDA and other chip / memory names are going bankrupt /s\n\nThe timeline and capacity of this thread is 24 hrs |
| TACO smell with Putine sauce |
| Who the hell looks at a three day chart? |
| Trade with puts...only losing YOUR money. Ha ha. |
| the stock doesn't give a shit about your feelings - warren buffet |
| I’ve got some AI, where do I redeem for some top? |
| :sorrow: :vanish: |
| Oh yeah, it’s going to be legendary |
| Guessing theta personally. Lots of resistance in that 763-757 range. Opened up a put against Nebius just in case it decides to head to correction territory, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if the SPY finishes the week up. |
| If vaccination make you autistic WSB must be fully vaccinated and take weekly reminders 😂 |
| I thought this is Jensen holding a GPU box of the 5090 |
| UVIX |
| It already did in March -9%. |
| I'm scared for the Koreans |
| why would anyone trade leveraged puts do you like losing money or something |
| Why ASTS and not RKLB |
| When do the Koreans start leveragemaxxing? |
| it's my kink tho |
| #Why did they even call it Black Monday? It should have been called Red Monday LMAO🤌🍁 |
| I do not see another ATH for a minute but markets this strong die hard so we will definitely be bouncing up and down. If you're one for risk, short the rallies as long as they're not rocket fueled, and if you're smart/patient, just wait for that capitulation low and when the market starts to RUN, get long long long. |
| wednesday will be based |
| big red dog? |
| Ugh. I want 6 o'clock EST to come and show Flat or Green Futes! B____ Monday cancelled!!! |
| Some of y’all are alright, don’t open your portfolio tomorrow |
| I'm full port longing asts |
| Moar HTZ |
| Gonna try to enjoy the last few hours of the weekend before Clifford rearranges my guts tomorrow morning, congrats 🌈 🐻 |
| And because of that the United States and Ukraine are both making huge pushes to bring back manufacturing currently. 145 billion has been invested recently in new defense companies like anduril which only came into the market in 2017 and space x who started making military satellites in 2020 |
| If you keep both your hands on steering wheel you’re ghey :hmmm: :hmmm: |
| Thoughts on ASTS? \n\nAt 15bln surely a good deal given the upside? |
| It's over |
| I’m a power bottom. |
| Aapl to 375 on monday |
| #Semiconductor index had 9 red days in a row and dumped -17% during this time. Tomorrow it should dump another 3% and enter bear market territory. LMAO🤌 |
| But I need my red light therapy and Nike is not cutting it anymore |
| It's actually over |
| I'm here for the "I was there" badge. |
| reading isn't hard bro |
| God knows what’s inside the Pandora’s box tomorrow, a red dragon or a green goblet? |
| This market has to correct |
| \*cums\* |
| 🐸🏳️🌈❤️ |
| Yea its nothing like AMD or NVDA from 5+ years ago |
| Fuck the shareholders. |
| everyone besides the shorters, fuck the bears |
| I don’t hear the music. |
| Sometimes I like to take a break from my hard day of Reddit doomscrolling to do my insta doomscrolling |
| what is twitter saying about market? |
| SPY up CRWD down |
| Nice. $285k position for me. It’s my strongest conviction. 6th most visited website in the world but just 30b market cap. The ad growth potential is endless. |
| wanna goon with me?\n\nstare in each others eyes |
| I see you haven't blown up enough accounts yet by going short.... You'll learn. Just wait man. This market will hit a low and then take off like a F'ing rocket. Until then, protect yourself. |
| Let's go silverrrr |
| I believe in my heart that *everyone* will make money tomorrow -- participation trophies all around. Its going to be great |
| For options… $PAA \n\nOver $100k in leaps in an oil pipeline infrastructure MLP with historically terribly slow growth. Bought at the start of the year. \n\nConsidering adding another $100-200k since premiums are still cheap, even out to 2029. But I’m loaded the fuck up on Jan of 2028 |
| k |
| Fuck off jerkface, just cause you don't like my opinion |
| Cucked\* |
| Trumps finger and the worlds butt |
| If you’re not putting shareholder value first, you’re not doing it right |
| No moar Black Monday posts. Black Monday is NOT happening! Ugh! |