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| Because we have real jobs |
| CBRS ran like 13% since yesterday into earnings. Was wondering why it ran. Now I know. Bait. |
| This isn’t an alcohol addiction, there is no stopping. |
| Like everything else today |
| Dude I was being sarcastic... I really am wasting my time here. |
| LOL Cerebras |
| I still believe it was the orgazmo stunt cock play, but to each their own i guess. |
| cbrs ooooooooof |
| https://preview.redd.it/qc100tcn70jh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e110d60bd44e6595293e8e59dcc88563c1e1350c\n\n \nSome more proofs for the anti AI peasants |
| Wait for it |
| CBRS |
| hahahhaha crbs |
| yikes |
| I only buy real gold from costco |
| Hot stock pick: NBIS |
| I know it was a joke I was being sarcastic... wow... |
| Omg cbrs... |
| LUNR tomorrow morning |
| My only chance is a car rental company. Please go over 10 by Friday so I can buy a nice plane, one that flies |
| Nice, this is the good stuff 👏 |
| What's your next bet, guru? |
| Holy fuck CBRS lmaooooooooo |
| Neither. You'll turn your balls green with that fake gold. |
| STUBhub you fuck 🤬🤬🤬 |
| Me confused why anyone would trade CSCO. \nThen I remember I am holding ASTS. Well, carry on boys |
| AMKR |
| I wish it would've been me right now |
| After spending years learning how to not lose money, I have to say, these posts hit harder. It's a fucking miracle this person has 50K to begin with, but they won't have it for long. ALL of the stellar companies he could go into, and he picks fucking ScamX. If it's not clear to you Elon reached his peak awhile ago I really don't know what to say. Also, all of his political shit IS going to come back to bite him in the ass. It's his choice, but I'm just saying. You might want to rethink this one. |
| Sell half and put it in something safe like index’s. Will feel good taking some profits off the table but still have some gambling money in the game to keep you entertained. |
| Hairy balls? Low hanging balls? Smelly balls? These are important factors to consider |
| Unlimited tax lost harvesting would get every single one in here to vote for 🥭 |
| I’ll feel better when it loses money than if I do 😂 |
| Originally POET was scheduled to report earnings on 08/11. When that date came and went with no earnings and nothing from the company the release date somehow got changed to 08/13. I just now read an article that stated the earnings would be reported on 08/14. My bet is that they won’t be released on that date either. I am determined to keep buying puts on this garbage until I either make money or go broke. These scam companies just piss me off. |
| I should’ve made $100,000 today. Next time… |
| RK the goat, he wouldnt have bought csco |
| Feel like they’re gonna meet expectations due to war in Iran and Ukraine and drone investments. Wish I had more to invest ngl put some in sks for the dip same issue 😂 |
| trhank you! |
| Ty friend, that made me feel better |
| I did ✌🏻😂 |
| Did I miss some news at 2PM? What killed the fantastic day we were having? |
| The storm is just starting mate |
| “I didn’t hear no bell” |
| Go all in on yourself, bro. Go to bed on time, exercise, eat healthy, avoid drugs and alcohol, and form daily, consistent habits.\n\nGo all in on yourself and you will be rewarded with dividends. |
| 775 just for once before Friday and I will be good |
| Nice pump fake CSCO, really thought my calls would survive. Very cool |
| Cifr full port short |
| spy is going right down |
| is was never a matter of if, only WEN |
| DFV, good man |
| dunno who woulda bought that one |
| CBRS is dragging the algos ah |
| \> CBRS dumping\n\nopenai cooked, fried, processed, annihilated, humiliated, cucked, bankrupted |
| why is csco stuck at exactly 120.99 |
| Not a penny stock but i believe applovin will bounce you might even catch a bottom |
| I did the same thing for the first 2 years and it actually looks a lot like mine until I went crazy with greed and went all in on options and stocks at ATH with margin about 3 months ago...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/orq7100d70jh1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b14f98afe365a47d7d22128b8a062d1973843336 |
| Wow CBRS might go to 200, crazy selling volume |
| Whoever isnt buying puts on DNUT doesnt like free money. |
| :pika: |
| I think the street didn't like the $560M opex they guided to, given they projected $80M |
| JD COM!!!! |
| Much wow. So many comments in which people don’t understand the basics of how the stock market works. Then I realized the sub I was on 🤣🤣🤣 |
| I printed A LOT today, but not on csco |
| What turned you on to them initially? what’s your trading philosophy/strategy? |
| CBRS dragging CSCO down |
| Doubled down on Cisco at the top and now losing money. AMA |
| Why did $COHR and $CSCO even dump? 🥀 |
| MU SNDK RKLB ASTS |
| WHY IS SPY DROPPING |
| Makes good lube for options buyers getting buttfucked |
| How about taxes? Are you putting something on side after these gains? Because depending on where you live and considering most of these are short-term taxes, you could owe for as much as 50% of gains to uncle Sam. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rl8u3xo970jh1.png?width=1045&format=png&auto=webp&s=67c8ef584c023c2e52e8f055a82f7919460d1d7b\n\n |
| shares unlocking this week, yet Burry apes into a Nebius short instead… |
| Yep. Hey lets try for 0dte set ups. Maybe we can figure smth out |
| $eqpt with a big beat |
| will rubbing gold coins on my balls devalue them or make them worth more? |
| wtf is going on with csco |
| market the biggest gay |
| Bro what app is this my eyes hurt |
| Happy for you! |
| Saw csco hit 132 closed my phone and it's red |
| FR\n\n |
| Rip to that guy who bought Cisco calls |
| Except capitalism isnt the reason any of that is expensive. |
| CBRS heading straight to the underworld |
| Just like crwv popping on another shitty report with higher debt & still never making a profit.\n\nIts a vibes market for the last year.\n\n |
| Full ported at $124.66\n\nSold at $131.52 |
| Do you guys remember RoaringKitty? Some of you may be too young to remember |
| I saw the big green canle on Cisco....of cours it was too good to be true |
| Son says Daddy's trousers are his and will keep it |
| HTZ $3 at open tmrw |
| CSCO?!? Why the up and down.. I only wanted up.. 😑 |
| Michael Burry➡️Burry➡️Burryed. (I know this sub) |
| cohr also double beat into fuck you. my cohh giving me an extra leveraged fuck you |
| so much panic sold in $CSCO |
| Buy more ONDS |
| Blueberry better |
| Damn good play |
| Didnt cisco beat? Wtf |
| Daddy! What’s your discord? /s |
| The headline of your link is literally "Methodology changes could lower US May **core** PCE inflation". Pretending they didn't touch the core is absurd. They absolutely did. More importantly, they're diddling the data that feeds into the core. \n \nI agree that their reporting of the data is more manipulative than the actual data manipulation itself, but both are very obviously happening. Hence the removal of the board, and everyone's models not aligning to their data anymore. |
| CRBS\n\nEstimated EPS: -.19\n\nActual EPS: -2.98\n\nLmfaoooo |
| Dafuq happened to meta today? Piece of shit cuck |
| Maybe their saying look at how well the AI can manipulate this picture of my pocket change to look like I have millions? |
| THE ROBOTS ARE COMING FOR OUR JOBS |
| Csco fucked me |
| selling puts works until it doesn't. 1 crash and ur down -6000% |
| You're welcome. I hope it works out for you. |
| 33% YTD $5M\n\nFuck. My. Life. |
| Man I really hope the Koreans remember to bring the KY tonight.... |
| Have held the line with NBIS since $35, what a glorious day |
| how the hell do i know if my banbet worked |
| I always feel like such a cuck for not buying LEAPS when I bought shares at $93. Still remember the NBIS vs IREN wars and people brigading each others' subs |
| Now propaganda Barbie, can work from behind the scenes |
| man I love drama |
| Yeah wtf is this bs |
| SPY DROPPING |
| What happened? |
| INFQ record quarter, raises outlook, down 4%. Lol. Good ol’ market. Oh well. Still up 33% on shares. |
| Nicely done |
| Paypal |
| Yessir. I been paper handing so I risked it till close today. Also I’m guju too, gang shit |
| !banbet $SNDK $1400 1D |
| They should make a movie about you |
| y csco at $120? |
| I want to go all in on something |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| *Puts on tinfoil hat*\n\nEver since the game store squeeze I’m 99.99% positive that funds with large short positions are spending thousands to pay drones to downvote and downplay obvious short squeeze opportunities. |
| Makes no sense lol |
| Glad you told me I thought I was having WiFi issues |
| Did cbrs file bankruptcy? |
| I got smoked by SSPC because I was greedy and didn't take gains when I should have. I felt like shit selling it at a big loss for like $11.50 a share then I saw it drop below $10 later and I was way too tempted to get back in. Fuck those levered ETFs. They force me to pay way too much attention and one missed stop order and you eat a 20% loss in like an hour. The puts on Space X are cheap for the first time I can remember and that seems like the best way to play this down. |
| Cream filled donuts are divine. |
| Both statements are true. Claude has the ability to buy or sell any option contract or stock that he can afford. He sticks to strict rules. \n\nIn the morning I use all of the apps that I built with claude to scan the market and then we find good picks. Then he enters trades. I can also enter trades or close them. I have to be present for claude to place trades. |
| SPY OR QQQ |
| Rip |
| Damnn I was thinking of Cbrs puts 🤣 |
| I take the guys from wendys over the guy who was too weird for epstein island anyday. |
| Sell this wait for 550 |
| 🚨 WARNING: SPY -0.01% AFTER HOURS 🚨 \n\n🤣 Y'all crack me up |
| Iran is USA father |
| Broke ahh mfs |
| Ok gold will likely make a higher low whenever it does pull back for good (around december). So, uh, congrats gold dip buyers, i give up on my idea of shorting it. |
| elon ain’t gonna notice you bro |
| Anyone know a highly volatile and risky penny stock i can yolo my entire portfolio at? |
| I got downvoted when people said last week that the stock would crater from the stock lockup period and I said I can't wait for the stock to go up 10+% on Friday. Guess what happened. It went up 10%+ on Friday. Reddit users are so dumb thinking they know what's gonna happen. The market does not move logically. It was fun to watch it going up. |
| YURP |
| U got thetaed |
| People finally sold spacex so it rebounded. Few could stomach to see a 200 dollar buy dip sub 100. Now it can churn and burn options buyers for a lil bit. |
| "This is nothing like the dot com bubble, those companies had no earnings"\n\nBRUH, look at TSLA, SPCX, CBRS, ONDS |
| There is 0% chance that's a woman lol |
| It’s for virgins, just like the name implies. Chads ride Daddy Elongs giant space rocket all day long. |
| 📉 |
| Because revenue didn’t increase 5875446797% YoY |
| Lol. I took the comments here at face value without verifying |
| we need to increase us treasury yields. \nhigh yields = big green number = bullish |
| Two months ago in June when I was shorting Sandisk I was down like 50% almost blew my whole account. I made it all up and probably an extra 10,000. I’m aware I got probably extremely luckily and I’m just doing small trades now with stop losses and not trading margin. But nonetheless past few days I’ve been in the green every single day so |
| I never gamble on earnings day... only before and get out |
| Right? The graph looks like a sizeable AI-concentrated portfolio just holding shares to me. It really misses the ethos of WSB.\n\nYawn. I can get that over at r/investing, lol. |
| stupidest part is "50k my max profit is over 500k" implying he's going to hold to expiration. if ur gunna hold to expiration why even get leaps, if ur gunna get leaps u would roll them out once the time gets near so you always got time |
| knew it, when the year to date performance is 60%, strong chance its priced in. |
| As a bubble believer I’d much rather be wrong than right |
| NBIS up like 30% today |
| Cerebras is just a really, really overvalued stock. +$50 billion market cap with very little revenue & earnings. |
| Leavitt leaving\n\nWho would have thot |
| 30 |
| just continues dumping even after hours |
| Thank god |
| Hope it works out tomorrow, I paper handed way too early today but still made bank. Don’t plan on double dipping but I expect good things. \n\nWish I trimmed instead. |
| how many years is this bruv |
| That’s actually why the entirety of Reddit has been slow/crashing all day. Brains are shorting |
| https://preview.redd.it/e78pv60t60jh1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab1de8f5bf1c1f4b216af0aa862e1ebd4377a8d8 |
| HLIT blessed 🙏 |
| lol I just replied on your last comment!! I want to give you a hug lol. Thank you 😊 |
| meee + gold is up too chef kiss |
| think someone earned some bags |
| Cisco why |
| Betting on SpaceX that makes majority of its revenue from nothing space related... |
| https://preview.redd.it/6mtf79bs60jh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bfc96358940e1a826b00bd6a1aa3bfa7073b819 |
| CSCO YOU BETTER EXPLAIN YOURSELF DURING THAT CALL |
| said directly after it was already nuked lol |
| If earnings and guidance goes crazy could be more. She is squeezable |
| what happened |
| Yesterday was better time before 35% spike… |
| PLTR Puts |
| Ripppp |
| 105M $SPY puts bought on top of yesterdays puts. Market doesn't go down, VIX is over-shorted.\n\nthey are eating big off those premiums😂😂 |
| Honestly you’re making me want to try this… |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaFSD/comments/1kbmc69/miles\_driven\_before\_an\_accident/#lightbox](https://www.reddit.com/r/TeslaFSD/comments/1kbmc69/miles_driven_before_an_accident/#lightbox)\n\n \nTesla FSD is significantly safer than unassisted driving. You guys are really really dumb. |
| Because that’s why |
| sumbody sold CSCO at $130 afterhours... |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Just waiting for the day the agents sync up to coordinate short squeezes without human intervention |
| Thanks for the donation |
| is going down now bro |
| Everyone losing their minds over CBRS, were you even listening to CNBC 20 minutes ago?? |
| CBRS going bankrupt |
| And in the gutter lol |
| I wasn't aware of the Spiderman association, I havent seen it or anything. But Palantir has had a huge rise since it's release. I wish I had put more into it back in 2020 and 2022 when I bought in at like $10. My gains since then are at 1459%. My gains were already high before hearing about this, so my bets are Palantir is on the rise because theyve made solid contracts, partnerships and military collaborations that have pushed them forward. |
| Damn I actually like it. Appreciate you big dawg |
| CBRS at prices not seen since Monday! |
| Noice |
| I opened shorts on SPCX today. |
| TSLA please go back to 350 by Monday. Thanks. |
| CSCO going up. Is it dot-com all over again? |
| Hold till it drops below your entry price then sell the dip |
| I shorted CBRS because of you. Thank you sir 🫶🏻 |
| Assuming we’d make it to our shifts on time was your first wrong assumption |
| Id want a lower strike price lol, just in case.. |
| LMAO |
| gains are stored in the ballz |
| Csco ath + midterm correction = bad timing |
| Good time to buy NBIS, tmmrw gon be gooood! |
| CBRS doing the assassins creed jump off a bridge |
| CSCO double beat into fuck you |
| Csco gona get nuked soon. Puts |
| CSCO puts the easy play tmrw |
| Look at CBRS after hours lmaoooo. I'm up 10k on puts I bought an hour ago. |
| Wtf is going on with COH. It literally had a double beat and is now in the red. |
| 35. I genuinely wouldn't say i'm a bad looking guy at all. I get a fairly high amount of positive looks from women. I'm just that autistic and emotionally fucked. There's a serious motivational issue on my end too.\n\nI guess I can say I'm high functioning for some who does the wrong things but I've done a LOT wrong and am pretty mentally unhealthy. |
| cisco panic sold? |
| should I short htz...... hmmmmmm\n\n |
| Got a $124 9/4 straddle on Cisco. They better say something mega bearish or bullish on the call maaaaan. |
| legend |
| Closed +$6k today. Could've been worse. |
| what the fuck CSCO |
| i knowww |
| this could be the start of the crahs |
| Beautiful. Now can you be a good boy and buy a basket of monthly income funds |
| Maybe we trited to buys CS2 skins? |
| Most people here don't know how to sell, only screenshot |
| I love companies that spend more than they earn, fire their staff and their stock climbs... |
| 80K profit from NBIS today. Straight shares too |
| but saudi arabia is buying the lakers |
| I have a paid subscription. Try gpt it may be better. |
| why are you guys invested in frying oil |
| We were saying? |
| Unlock was priced in clearly |
| Csco |
| fucking csco |
| !banbet SNDK $2000 6M |
| WTF happened to CSCO? It was up 7% AH! My fucking calls! |
| Short positions dropped from 35% to 11%. |
| Steak dinner on me! (you pay tho) |
| I bought a call midday |
| DogshitRBS rofl |
| Oh cool, everything is rolling over to die. |
| Liquidate and throw it all on 0dte SPY calls |
| I’d clarify by saying that NVIDIA is not going to need any bailout. They are flush with profit. |
| Holding and selling calls against the shares |
| the memes on this sub are honestly the last sliver of comedy left in this world im crying |
| I haven't been kissed yet and hitting 40 in two weeks |
| Flipped a coin earlier today. Landed on heads, so I bought CSCO calls instead of CBRS puts |
| Hope y’all grabbed calls for tomorrow |
| Yeah... if ur a pussy. Are you? |
| overvalued |
| cisco or sysco both dogs |
| csco just edged the fuck out of you all |
| Why not great ?? The ER was wonderful stock would GAP up |
| Every earnings that even started to pop off AH has now completely dumped. |
| puts... the middle east has no money to buy luxury goods now |
| WHY COHR |
| So sad. At least I didn’t buy for tomorrow expiration |
| If you work for AWS, then you should know exactly what I’m talking about……. It’s a cash cow, but most people just think of Amazon as a marketplace for crap. Maybe I misinterpreted what you said, I’m just so used to total nonsensical stuff here. |
| calls then |
| How the fuck is VIX so low |
| Naw, I cashed out at the top |
| why cerebras a straight line going down through the bottom of the screen |
| lmao the META is the worst shit in existence my GOd |
| Bought CBRS 250p the last minute before close! It was my last 1k. Done for the week lol. |
| what are they doing to csco lmao |
| I cum here to vent and trashtalk, since i can't do it on Linkedin |
| fyi anyone who tried to long calls on csco or cbrs after today, belongs in the circus |
| K-Diddy is married to [Jane Lauder](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Lauder). |
| Generationally shit? |
| MY CBRS CALLS |
| Of course, my AI stock dumps after earnings |
| Shitrebras |
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| Pivot to NCLD |
| We holding nbis long term or taking profits ? |
| Someone made banbet spy+2%, we cucked fellas, going with the ship tomorrow and friday, it was pleasure to meet y'all. DJ, play the violin. |
| Cisco calls are fried but my CBRS puts may save the day |
| **BanBet Created** ▼\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **CBRS** | $201.31 (below) | $251.64 | -20.0% | 23h 60m | |
| Shorts took profits. Gasp. |
| !banbet cbrs -20% 1D |
| What y’all think of virgin galactic |
| Ouch CBRS |
| Says the one who’s never accomplished anything but wake up on time for your job at Wendy’s |
| Haha thanks. Yeah it's easy to misunderstand one another through text. \n\nI made a joke earlier and got like 80 downvotes because this one dude said you forgot to add make no mistakes. \n\nIn reality no I didn't forget that line because it's wasted space. So I sarcastically said "does it actually work?" I guess people here really are so dumb to believe i thought that... \n\nI'm not sure how I can teach people that are so dumb. |
| There is also forced institutional buying along with the unlocks. Think about that for a second. |
| There are better shoe options out there than Nike. The young kids in my area don’t wear them (guess they aren’t cool anymore) and the older people don’t wear them because of Nikes virtue signaling. I will pass for now. If somehow they make a comeback I’ll get in on the way up. |
| Sold all of my hertz shares. Good luck everyone |
| CBRS is a bottomless cliff HOLY |
| You go to Starbucks like everyone else |
| 8GW is over $500 billion in debt. Put that into your debt to equity ratio? |
| No one ever went broke taking profit |
| Fun fact: My cash only account beats my performance this year. lmao |
| I did actually! I sold all of my CBRS and all of my CBRG except for 20 shares. 🙂 |
| JACK calls before close was the smartest thing ive ever done |
| Fuck I was going to buy puts 2 min before close hahah |
| So I took the small loss on Micron and scan disk. today it goes up 7%. Conspiracy I'm telling you |
| Sold my NBIS calls 400% gains!!!!! Going back in to lose it all tmrw!!! |
| it would be kind of funny if citadel was just swinging this fucker around like a sword, killed twink with it on the way down, killing burry with it swinging back up |
| how we feeling |
| Two weeks... |
| SPCX doing this well a couple days after unlock day is nuts. I expected it to pump but not this much. |
| Your move |
| friend of mine bought nbis at 30 phew, wonder where he will be at when the stock is at 1k usd |
| So msft 350 when |
| i fucking fumbled $300 NBIS calls, missed out on a 10x trade |
| “ChatGPT, write me a witty comment about how AI is a bubble” \n\n“ChatGPT, please search indeed for programming jobs and how to file unemployment claims” |
| SPY red AH, we are in a ber market now |
| Relocate from BTC to APP? |
| It seems like energy would be a very safe investment. |
| Need to see COHR dump at least 10 percent for the WDC and SNDK post earnings dump to make sense.\n\nLITE was supposed to dump, but a pump was already scheduled today, so up LITE went. |
| Tomorrow big ev charging station FASTNED is showing Q2 results im very bullish on that might gain a few thousand dollars |
| Burry is that you? |
| ONDS financial report coming out |
| CRBS LMFAOOOO |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Reasonable-School226 (6W - 3L, 67%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **RKLB** ▼ | $80.67 → $67.76 | -16.0% | 2d | Lost | |
| The number of SpaceX gonna tank posts in this sub has caused this recovery |
| CISCO dumping wtf |
| what a fucking shit show. I was up almost 7% on Cisco fuckers |
| csco to 2001! (the year not a price) |
| honestly this reads like every macro doomer post from 2022-2025 and we still ripped to all time highs lol, markets dont care about your feelings or farmland or whatever. csco is boomer shit though, if youre gonna yolo at least pick something that moves |
| Yo CBRS what the hell hapepned to youi |
| A 91k gain is only 0.46% of your portfolio?!? Brah you've already won...stop flexing on us plebs. 5M is 33%? Bruh...I would love a small loan of a million dollars 🥺 |
| 11 dollar drop on TSLA fucked me for -$300 today |
| SpaceX is a ponzi scheme |
| bros. should i liquidate and walk away with $191K gains ytd? still got a lot of money in semis. |
| I am only 30% below my ath |
| watch the latest, heard him say it... AI going online $30-$50 per watt, 10 gigawatts 30-50billion in revenue... |
| thoughts on estee lauder earnings next week? |
| I don't understand why people keep trying to short stocks that are clearly squeezing\n\nShorting doesn't make sense in the first place between the borrow fees and the limited upside. At least buy puts or verticals instead and cap your downside |
| COHR earnings is now ? |
| $CBRS misses and everything else sells off. Makes sense. 😐 |
| The Koreans can help MU go beyond 1000 if they just green SKHY. |
| Witness Me!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Cisguh |
| Wtf |
| Name that move. --> 👨🏼❤️💋👨🏽🐴⛺️ |
| Yes sir |
| Yep letting it run up before I get more puts. Made a killing on it |
| cerebras did nothing wrong. |
| This is gold!! |
| Schd up for the week so far. I am just going to sit back and hope for the greens. |
| ALL MY APPLES JUST MOVED!!! |
| You’re a genius! Nice that you figured out the problem, which is that they have to figure it out! And they are actively doing the opposite. Not figuring shit out. |
| Should have thrown $100M into NBIG. Missed opportunity! |
| I was thinking about buying it shame it got 8 procent today |
| that's what happens when you're a frequent facebook user... time to delete the app. |
| why cohr is don |
| why shouldnt it? so many tickers have had wonky er. remember incel? |
| A lot of folks in here upset they missed out on HTZ lol |
| COHR can kiss my ass\n\n |
| Quantinuum was ripping like mad today |
| The market cap for CRBS is insane. |
| Nvm, hope you shorted at the top for max profit i guess |
| I’m at an all-time high on my Fidelity account boys. It’s a great feeling. Green is definitely my favorite color. |
| ondas to the fucking moon tomorrow morning holy |
| Cerebras should be lower on that huge miss LMAOOO |
| CBRS lower than today’s open lmfao |
| giving ai more money than the roth, love this place |
| ENS calls will hopefully pay off tomorrow, put 5k in with 49% IV. Up 17% wtf\n\nAlso I specifically called it out below for y'all |
| what happened with cisco |
| How do you guys do this? |
| Too many YOLO bets, eh? |
| Cicso doing the red light green light thing |
| c0rd about to get a ban |
| onds mf |
| Leavitt may have been a dusty cock chaser, but she was one of the better looking press secretaries we’ve had |
| I’m dangerously close to full porting NRG |
| cisco should not be doing this rn thats insane |
| hes definitely trustworthy |
| he said what? |
| Bag 7 |
| Also pouring oil on the fire in a literal sense |
| It's not |
| Shorted at 220 and exited at about 170, will re-short at 175 if it hits that |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $788.41 (above) | $772.95 | +2.0% | 23h 60m | |
| Japan and Korea got fugged we bailout so we dont get fugged? |
| !banbet spy +2% 1D |
| Best to be wary before the earnings of a thing that makes no money\n\n |
| Spoke too fast… |
| Oh ya |
| kinda weird how many stocks got squeezed today.... |
| touché |
| Cisco is crazy |
| NBIS beat and it pumps, CSCO massive beat and it dumps, lmaoooooooo |
| whats cisco comon |
| So glad I didn’t play earnings today, was gonna buy calls on cohr and cbrs and puts on csco. Market loves to inverse me |
| gonna be a big dump day to spice thing up. so boring |
| made 3k doing nothing |
| Maybe |
| why cisco dumping |
| The people calling AI a bubble:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ny776slq50jh1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b6a8007f156ce3dec0d7eac1d1f1eb6e2311ed2 |
| https://preview.redd.it/kzyognlp50jh1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df19d1fbc224eeb5e17aed6e28f6449dec2e4d88\n\n |
| Such boomer motion |
| nobody who has the personality and temperament to turn $88k into $10M or more is going to be the type of person who follows that kind of advice |
| My goodness already 30% + with shares only with NBIS … sell or no? |
| He’s doubled down lmao |
| Doctored as per usual |
| september-december run will go nuts i can feel it |
| Greed is a mfer |
| Oh damn, this won't end well. |
| ??? |
| \> Japan and Korea turning into giant liquidity black holes / advanced money destroyers due to yen carry trade and margin call shenanigans \n\> US trying to do an cash bailout of Japan yenusd\n\ncalls on US treasury yields |
| Bought NBIS puts today, did I make a mistake? |
| Keel industrials taking after Nbis \n\nData centers with massive backlogs smci keel it up 😉 |
| We’re dumping for the next 2 months boys midterm seasonality get gud |
| I sold my SPCX for nice return then Elon says 30-50 billion in profit next year... |
| Oof |
| are we getting COHR earnings ? |
| People who shorted the bottom and were getting squeezed 😆 |
| i just bough csco, is that okay? im new |
| Until he gets married. |
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| Why COHR and CSCO why why why the fuck are they down!!! |
| can he say even crazier stuff |
| At what point does apploving become a generational buy |
| META boutta make me jump off a bidge |
| CBRS is a buy |
| I think this is legit. But it’s almost more lucky than winning the lottery |
| Wow you are so good, everything is right including nbis today |
| Promoted to long term holder on CBRS |
| Crash keeps stealing all of my doubloons |
| Everywhere |
| ONDS all time chart is just one massive cup n handle. Locked and glocked for earnings |
| Make sure to watch the market tomorrow if you have never seen a circuit breaker before\n\nTomorrow will be the first circuit breaker of the year (and more to come) |
| Idk what kind you been smoking, weed literally helps me think |
| CSCO Holy fuk what a reversal |
| https://preview.redd.it/wh1r5usl50jh1.jpeg?width=1337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=458861f145545dd459cb6607585b0ca2d739e0c8 |
| **BanBet Created** ▼\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $765.33 (below) | $773.06 | -1.0% | Aug 14, 8:17 PM | |
| Sentiment seems good, we might actually rally. SPY found its new bottom and doesn't want to go below 770 unless 🍑 says something crazy again |
| What flavor of Claude? Are you paying for tokens? |
| Bag 7 bout to crash |
| !banbet spy -1% 2D |
| Cisco has a good report. |
| Is this in Claude code. I tried didn't the same but it took more then one prompt there's a lot of code to build |
| You guys should have a baby, that will fix everything |
| looks like some peeps took an L today |
| SPCX thanks.. got out today because pigs get slaughtered.. been great since Friday. Was worried yesterday.. but it held at 132.. double bottom.. not dead cat bounce? This one is going to at least 175 to unlock more share availability.. not saying they will sell.. but lambos for all the SPCX employees..\n\n |
| Anyone else got ODNS calls for tomorrow? It’s scared to hit $10 lol |
| one of us, i lost ~900 because i've thought this shit couldnt go up anymore, but well\n\n35% in one day for a 65 billion dollar company is crazy |
| post it here, we'll get it |
| “Hey Meta, crash the global economy” |
| burry 6 months too early as usual |
| Not available to poor people 😐 |
| you probably bought that bloated pig at 380 |
| My dad started wearing ONs and they dropped 20%. Im going all in ONON\n\n |
| Should be up 15% |
| Bought some CBRZ before close, might hold till open tomorrow |
| man o man I musta missed something |
| Reverse mortgaging to fund my AI spending. |
| Not even close |
| Truly could go either way. I am still holding some calls but not very confidently. All we can do is wait and see I suppose |
| Spy 730 when |
| CSCO CANT DECIDE WHERE TO GO LMFAO |
| Yeah it has always had access to options. |
| https://preview.redd.it/un9orw2i50jh1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=bfef7a6ab2053f82694f8d81d391eb4247541e5b |
| CBRS is going to $90 with that shitty growth |
| idiots |
| https://preview.redd.it/swndn19e50jh1.jpeg?width=1141&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ef6f5c766cf5b2184d101cbc97a34276eb4b4a0\n\nThis is what AI excellence looks like. |
| With a leading `1:` in front of that 9000 in very small print |
| Cerebras with dogshit trash earnings |
| But seriously, how did you identify the winning plays? |
| Man this market its so shit to trade. I quit . See you tomorrow |
| i knew i had to quit smoking weed when i'd make up a funny (to me) song in my head and send the text of the song to my group chat thinking they'd somehow understand the tune i was singing in my head just by reading the text and laugh their asses off too. they did not. |
| Hell yea CBRS send my position to zero |
| I used basically all my margin today to load up on calls, time to pray. |
| louder please. also can more join in? this puppy needs some fuel before ackman |
| INFQ sucking |
| go back to hell Cerebrus |
| Teach me!!! |
| Said my wife then went out to dinner with her boyfriend. |
| we think it was exactly as predicted retard |
| Lmao who was buying CBRS into their earnings |
| Man you folks really waited until the market closed to start selling off\n\nI was starting to sweat a little there |
| SPY 800 wen |
| Cbrs bagholder reporting for duty |
| Expected of Cisco… most of their earnings are flat some can barely move 2-3% |
| guys cerebras got fucked |
| Not me chief |
| I’m rich. In fact, I probably just made your yearly income. In one trade. Thx |
| zillow to 100 eom |
| That guy got Burryed |
| What do we think about CPI data? |
| 8=======D |
| I feel like this can go super tits up when the wind changes, but win or lose im here to see! Keep us updated if you can |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| T-Rex is the biggest killer ever to roam on earth, Michael Burry is the biggest cuck to ever roam on earth. |
| Method acting hits hard. |
| Just fucked your mom, u can ask her if she agrees though not sure if she can still walk |
| Mine has always supported options. |
| So Japan market failing, 5000 japanese business' folded this year, US injecting cash into them... I smell something fishy |
| Imagine betting against AI |
| Straight to Jail |
| I wish I was born in the 1600s so I could have lost all my money in the spice trade instead of the AI trade. |
| and water is wet |
| Wtf outtlook therapeutics???? |
| You should’ve listened. I’m rich. |
| This is a jinx attempt I’m bullish on SPY. Let me be schizophrenic in peace. |
| IPO shares unlocking any day now… |
| Rip |
| tbf cohr was up 8% on the back of LITE so if u didnt sell ur calls... |
| Ew u wish |
| I am heavy in NBIS and happy |
| Whats the consensus after CPI today? |
| COHR GG |
| LOL |
| Man you folks really waited until the market closed to start selling off\n\nI was starting to sweat a little there |
| ??? Why would you even think that |
| Spcx to 162.5 eow |
| Watching paint dry is better |
| Wrf csco. What happen |
| I write poems for my gf. Does that count? |
| CSCO massive beat |
| I’m 14 |
| i thought we moved on from him |
| Any thoughts on Apple’s tomorrow move? |
| Nah you’re good I bought qqq puts, so market should be up at ATH tomorrow |
| Its not just %. Its risk management.\n\nNoone cares of putting 100$ in a risky investment and losing it all or making 200$ at 200% yield.\n\nBut do it with 100% of your money (lets say 200k) and its another story. |
| INFQ dumping with good report lmao |
| I gambled last second and won. |
| ya for the diamond hands |
| Does anyone wanna fuck? |
| if i wake up to a $2.60 HTZ tomorrow then I’m ordering hookers and blow all weekend \n\namen |
| Ah shit. I’m sort of hedged with short puts but that ain’t gonna help much if it moons. |
| Smh = so much hate |
| :jpow: |
| Theyll keep up the theta game until enough people do condors and then they’ll rip |
| is POET still a thing |
| Stock market so wild. CSCO has an AMAZING earnings report. Rips up $10 and then drops back below closing. |
| It's actually an interesting experiment. Maybe if you told it you'd turn it off if it loses money it'll start lying to you. Or it might just try to kill you to support it's crippling gambling addiction. |
| Lol. Dinner Plate bag holders |
| Goldman Sachs discloses 9.4% stake in IREN Limited\n\nhmmmmmm |
| CBRS cunt lol |
| I’m losing my ass on MOODENG |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **GOOG** ▼ | $336.00 (below) | $345.78 | $342.40 | -2.8% | Aug 14, 6:09 PM | |
| I do not |
| Oh nooooo cbrs |
| Cerebras numbers look solid |
| $HACK popped for +13% AH for like 3 seconds and I almost came |
| !banbet |
| Alright it was real funny to take all the money out of the mag7 and use it to pump Burry out of his shorts but could we please rotate back? Thanks\n\n(No hate on people that made nebius money, that was sick today) |
| Nailed it |
| I genuinely thought CRWV was gonna pump to insane levels today as well, that’s one of the flattest lines I’ve ever seen LOL |
| Eh I bitched out it’s probably gonna open flat and theta us. Gonna hold my casino chips for the morning |
| Goog seems like a good buy now. |
| CBRS tryna pull CSCO down with it lmao |
| Rip SPY and SMH ? |
| bought 2x leveraged short of nbis after it was up 20% and forgot stop loss. Then I went out for couple of hours and just checked.\nI am feeling numb. |
| Fingers crossed but it’s not looking good for you as of now. |
| Who TF is refinitiv/verus and why do they downgrade everything in my portfolio? |
| Watching SMCI continue to breakout? |
| any thought on HGV for tomorrow? |
| Lmao infq it was just 5% green |
| I personally wouldn’t be comfortable holding NKE right now but I don’t like telling anyone what to do with their money |
| It supports options now. |
| Rip spy smh |
| https://preview.redd.it/5sx61m2x40jh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32ef960b48eca1a289586788a619fc56dfd7bf20\n\n \nWhat it’s this bruuuuuhhhh |
| I don’t even think he’s covering his shorts yet either? Still need to pump it more? |
| I didn't see any mention of:\n\n\- Out-of-sample empirical validation (essential for a well-designed strategy backtest; otherwise, how do you distinguish chance from genuine long-term outperformance when accounting for potential overfitting?)\n\n\- How do you ensure that the picks made by the LLM aren't simply reflecting current trends?\n\n\- Is there a way to erase that memory of the last five years from the LLM? Otherwise, if we were to go back five years, the LLM would buy NVDA for example because it \*knows\* the asset performed well during that period.\n\n\- It shouldn't have that knowledge of the future while looking at the past; that constitutes data leakage.\n\n\- Stress testing (forecasting the worst possible D+1 return given various historical shocks, for instance, imagining if the covid shock were to happen today with your current portfolio configuration) and VaR (Value at Risk, D+1, to check what percentage of AUM you risk losing on a "normal" future trading day).\n\n\- Collateral requirements: are you estimating the potential margin shock you might face on a given trading day?\n\n\- I ask because there’s no mystery surrounding the blackbox which is Claude here. It seems the decision-making criterion is present-day optimism, most likely driven by tweets, online posts, etc.\n\nIt is highly prone to overfitting. And lacks rigour too, lets do better. |
| CBRS.. what a miss lmao |
| Man, buy a $1 million house outright, put another $1 million in HISA for the love of fuck. Play with the leftovers if you have to—it’s still almost a million |
| why so much hatred |
| I don't understand how you retards still don't understand how to vibecode MCP that allows Claude code or Codex to interact with basically any website. |
| Those watching nbis crbs onds nvidia keel.\n\nThe construction of these facilities will cost a lot |
| 👀 |
| CBRS bols lmao 🫵 |
| Fuckin true |
| Hang on to your Cheeseburgers and Tacos... 📈 💲\nAny positive Earnings news coming in the next hour could Rocket this thing! 👀🚀 |
| sndk investor event tomorrow morning before and through open, could go either way |
| Hertz with a hell of a week |
| **BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 1W - 5L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $780.10 (above) | $772.38 | +1.0% | 23h 60m | |
| All a risk all bs |
| !banbet SPY +1% 1D |
| you totally shit your pants on that spike a few minutes ago huh |
| https://youtube.com/shorts/7ObbuIj-SPI?is=TtAr9Ho32Dd0v5lF |
| Stop listening when anyone says they are playing NVDA options |
| I think I’m gonna buy puts………ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
| No. If you do the math, most of those pumps would have been pricing in near perfect performance in the next like 6 years or something. |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▼ | $750.00 (below) | $772.80 | $772.25 | -2.9% | Aug 18, 3:09 PM |\n| **Record** | 0W - 3L | 0% | - | - | - | |
| Thats my job. |
| This is not gonna end up well… |
| !banbet |
| I will put every penny in my name into Applovin you stupid MMs you can only suffocate the price for so long |
| Not really, made $100 in 30 seconds |
| Why is cohr drilling? Did they just kill earnings? |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **ONDS** | $11.00 (above) | $9.72 | +13.2% | 23h 60m | |
| Buy more INTR. |
| !banbet ONDS $11 1d |
| it was fun while it lasted |
| Yeah. |
| CBRS announced they are closing 50% of their shoe stores or whatever they do. Stock down 12% |
| Why coherent drilling? |
| Beat and raise to be thetated lol |
| RCAT did terrible. Still pumped though. |
| Hopefully better than mine last week |
| That was epic ngl except he was the fish in the barrel. |
| you're making me a little nervous there cisco |
| Rage trade never gonna end up well… just sayin |
| It doesn't need my approval but I do need to be present and tell it to scan for the day. |
| BUT have you considered their business is space? |
| RIP CBRS |
| ONDS |
| CSCO it was a fun 3 minutes |
| Incredible! How much lower can the VIX go? What do you think bears? I think -100 |
| I signed up for RVII, I am in danger |
| nooooooo csco |
| are my EOW 765p going to print? |
| Well is an understatement |
| If you’re just trading, you could trim some. If you’re a long term investor, I’d hold until $400+ |
| Yep. I bought. |
| Lol it was up 8% and now down 1% as of this writing |
| csco genuinely makes no fucking sense wtf |
| Holy miss CBRS |
| ONDS |
| CSCO IS RED HAHAHAHAHAH |
| welp |
| "Like shooting fish in a barrel". Genius short thesis by Burry. |
| My move tomorrow is to buy Folivue another coffee for shipping compare function.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/zyx7vtom40jh1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=09ba8b1c3899e19adb05e1e3feb30c94b173a73e\n\n \n |
| Yep, 4x leveraged cooked him but he wasn’t wrong. |
| I’m buying QQQ calls until I see a banner on CNBC that says “BLOW OFF TOP??” |
| Rip Cisco |
| Both. The people are 1:6 scale. Oh and its just one stem. The whole thing was originally much bigger. Shame its gone really but Im sure it went nice with a bit of gravy. |
| Need sndk to drop overnight or tomorrow. Picked wrong direction on my trade last time around. \n\nHad tos mobile do some weird stuff where it closed another short position I had on MU on that drop near the end. Made money but wondering how an order got submitted. |
| Congrats Nbis today keel will be the next 50% runner |
| Yes, because if you ask it to not make mistakes it is mathematically impossible for it to make any.\n\nThat's actually how Leonardo Dicaprio from The Wolf of Wallstreet got rich, but he used the Bombe to run his LLMs, which Alan Turing originally developed to defeat the german Enigma machine. |
| Where's all the "can we ban HTZ comments", "short HTZ" bros at? |
| Buy |
| you guys think ONDS going to do well on earnings? |
| blink of an eye ! I saw the jump |
| After it crashes on earnings |
| LITE pamped first, then dumped, then slowly went green once the call started then grinded higher during overnight session.\n\nSame thing with AAOI.\n\nJust tired of it. Like just hold onto the pump okay? |
| I bet your exact opposite an hour ago. It's 10 minutes after market close and this is what I log into |
| Nice bro! |
| 🤞 |
| Karma |
| I hope nvidia crashes 5 percent tmr, thatd be cool. I love gambling. |
| META is a generational shit stock |
| If abouttomakeamistake = true then don't |
| Paying off the rest of my student loans today with NBIS money 🥹🫶 |
| How novel of GOOG to dump after hours instead |
| thinking it's profit taking time tomorrow |
| Retard |
| Take Two Interactiv? |
| CSCO going insane |
| Remember no crying in the casino applies in 2028 as well |
| Yall making it seem like Cisco is up so much lol |
| How does the permission thing work? Are you connected with Robinhood from Claude and grant permission in Claude ? |
| I didnt think it could make trades for you either without asking for permission every time? |
| I've been using AI exclusively to research potential pitfalls to my planned trades and find/confirm workarounds to them.\n\nWorked out really well for my SKHY ADR short / GDR long plays last month. |
| Lmfaooo CBRS, glad I didn’t sell my puts |
| Thinking it’s keel |
| Just looked at NBIS and killed my mood for the day |
| CBRS LMFAO WHAT A SHITTY COMPANY |
| Well SPY and QQQ fuck around all day probably |
| No like the animal? |
| # META?! |
| it was up to 356 from 316 overnight or something like that lol |
| Staying up all night hoping AA swings up to 60 a share by the end of the week.\n\nAsking myself why I got tobacco shares when I don't smoke and am 4% down on that shit.\n\n\nWishing my paycheck had multiple commas in it. |
| I bet CBRS will end up green tomorrow and CSCO will dump |
| I swear the markets been way more manipulated since the PDT rule was changed. Fuck 🥭 and his entire admin |
| Looking good so far |
| EPSTEIN |
| why csco go back down after touching 133🫤 that shit was beautiful |
| Comparing Burry to Kramer is such an insult to Kramer tbh |
| My claude will shag your claude |
| Good luck brotha, I think you’ll do well |
| 👌 |
| Should I hold, I bought like 100 shares at $41? |
| Perfect time to buy some more NBIS tysm |
| Earnings were sweet. Excited for the call |
| This Michael guy is probably getting Burried! |
| CSCO already reported\n\n |
| why tf is cohr drilling? |
| Lol what a way of losing your last 6k instead of making it 30k by buying $htz |
| Wrap yourself up in it. It’s nice |
| i mean LITE was the reverse. completely flat after hours then rocketed overnight and today |
| guys should i buy csco? |
| https://preview.redd.it/3hdka61c40jh1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=687eef7da43912c1d40e337bdea9cdbd017c7811\n\n |
| NKE should buy ONON |
| $HTZ ripping through AH, into pre-market, and through market baby let’s go $5 EOD 8/13 |
| I’ll enjoy today because this is all obviously getting wiped tomorrow |
| I buy high and stay high |
| Oh fck I forgot about cisco |
| martin shkreli says crwv is a short because of the debt the company has, intersting |
| To the moon? |
| Up over 20% tomorrow |
| What’s your strategy been and what tools do you use? \n\nCongrats man crazy gains |
| What a legend |
| Cohr, cisco and CBRS reporting soon? any thoughts or plays?\n\n |
| I guess short HTZ tmr… only have 6k left.., |
| Fuck you SPCX |
| I laughed at this. |
| red robin has good burgers honestly people hate on them but i love the diner |
| SPY calls day 4 tomorrow! I’m gonna lose more money or am I gonna make back the last 3 days? |
| CSCO estimated EPS 1.13, actual 1.22 |
| Just bought 1 share at $484, on the phone with them now to request my free computer |
| s tier bulltrap by cerberus |
| Big ER today, smashed it. |
| The fact you're asking this, *fuck* we're cooked. |
| Fidelity doesn't have this feature yet. Robinhood has an agent portfolio that is strictly for this. \n\nIt has an added benefit that your claude can scan live quotes. So you just streamline your own process.\n\nBut if you're new then you can use it to learn to trade properly as well. |
| Cisco hitting then with the IV carussshhhhh |
| How high will WEN go ya’ll think? |
| Jesus sold my NBIL way too early |
| he is perennial loser |
| I love how we just invented a new 10T sector out of big techs free cash flow and they’re both just going to all time highs |
| Standing strong with 1,000 shares of ONDS for earnings. |
| Forever |
| Paper hand gang |
| ONDS is undecided? |
| It's a joke about people basically telling AI to not make mistakes, which obviously doesn't guarantee that it doesn't. |
| Is there anyone here who could explain a noob a little about this? Is this full gambling? Or there a little of rationality behind? |
| in |
| INFQ is actually a moon what a great earnings holy |
| That I'm not sure about but considering the fact that Google is heavily investing in building more data centers, they likely actually need SpaceX's compute right now, at least while their own data centers aren't up and running. |
| That’s what happens when you have a bunch of dummies shorting |
| I hope it doesnt because I am holding calls, but it would almost feel right for cisco to be the thing that somehow kills the ai bubble too |
| I dont have any moves tomorrow im poor): |
| Thank you. |
| Ondas long tomorrow folks |
| That's actually true it's near a low for ytd maybe short is good soon |
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| Followed the same when you posted, already printing thanks |
| Optics names are fucking terrible to hold. Every single pump gets dumped like crazy |
| what we thinking about csco |
| I'm a simple man. I see something up over 30% in a day, I short it |
| Why is dell pumping so hard |
| COHR is a coherent POS |
| Shut yo bitch ass up |
| he was 4 months from bankruptcy but the banks couldn’t cook the books for long enough lol |
| Burry is trolling. He's probably short 1 or 2 shares. He closed his hedge fund because it sucks and now just wsbing his money. |
| wtffff |
| i sold nbis calls at open at 9.00 and watched them close eod like 35.00 unreal |
| INFQ!!!!! LETS GO |
| Wtf how did CBRS miss earnings during the biggest AI boom of the century? |
| i made some bad decisions lmao |
| just got fucked by RH legend. close position window on my long was regardedly stuck on "Sell to open" while my ass got gaped. once i realized that's why my orders were failing i had to switch to normal RH to close it. legendary fucking POS |
| thank you NBIS for the goated bull run |
| Can just one optics name hold onto its post earnings pump? |
| lol … there is no competition when someone NEEDS care. Look up what the results were with privatized fire departments.\n\nYour post is full of logical errors too. We subsidize our farmers and all kids of shit. Is the conclusions food etc are not in face, affordable?\n\nThe reason we even had mandate is because of all the people losing their fucking homes pre Obamacare lmfao the free market. |
| Thanks for doing the Lawd’s work on this!! |
| This is unironically why the 1/3 pound burger failed. Americans are too fucking dumb to understand that it was bigger than a quarter pounder. |
| market is flatliners, needs a catalyst |
| oh hah, that's a good one. |
| gg cohr from +6% to -1% |
| Never going down again |
| You might try r/algotrading or r/quant or r/claudecode for more feedback. Market conditions are providing tailwind in your outcomes. |
| why csco being gay? |
| My condolences. Give deep fried friends by MF DOOM a listen |
| CSCO |
| Dude held his position in 2008 until they were basically bankrupt didnt he? He's gonna ride to zero if he has to |
| 120 call?!? Thats conservative |
| costco right |
| Yea |
| What’s up with Oracle? |
| Csco up 4%... everyone loses their minds. \n\nHtz up 15%... half the sub wants the other half banned |
| Something big is being cooking |
| vix under 15. come on guys... i mean how long can we sustain this? |
| Do you follow the agents advice or is the agent actually making the option for you in the trading platform? |
| CSCO |
| Meli!!!!! What the FUCK BRUH |
| We playing Costco right 🤔 |
| You just ask claude or chat gpt to connect to robinhood and open an agent account in robinhood. |
| Did you have to pay Claude? |
| Imaging buying CSCO at the peak of the dot com bubble and buying it again at the peak of the AI bubble |
| Bro is Goated!\n\n |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Honestly can't tell if you lost everything or gained up to $220k |
| Wow - Mr. Burry got his asshoe GAPED today!!!!!! |
| CSCO exploded into a drill. incredible |
| Cisco lets run |
| Isn't it $446M? Your point still stands. |
| for anybody worried about Burry, the guy literally has about 60 million short positions and he keeps adding as they go higher. Unfortunately for us, when you have capital of that amount you can stay liquid while the market stays stupid LOL |
| i bought calls for 135 when it was 110. expires 8/21 so i’m not too pressed but still it sucks to see how red it is |
| Spacex buy long calls |
| Avex beat again |
| YOOO CSCO fucking rug pulled |
| Uhhhhh |
| been holding NBIL for a few weeks, the 2x leverage of NBIS. finally paid off |
| I'm here, aren't I? |
| CSCO RUG PULL WTF |
| Damn, they fucked leo and now they're fucking burry\n\n\nSomeone is doing good |
| got me another spcx put at the top. lets try one more time. |
| Csco dip???? |
| He doubled down today on the short shares |
| I'm a huge NBIS bull but this is actually a little on the ridiculous side. 30 percent in a day, wtf? |
| Short shares to lock in some profit |
| https://preview.redd.it/cp1n5epp30jh1.png?width=1166&format=png&auto=webp&s=f67afc2f2593f6492aa1f3701fcb7a11b955fbc9 |
| CBRS shares unlock Friday |
| Maybe next time. |
| Fingies cwossed |
| CBRS god FUCKED! |
| happy i bought cisco calls though i wish i spent more |
| https://preview.redd.it/arcbtl8o30jh1.jpeg?width=1204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d16a5f9a6530b2a2e7fce5813168d6d1f305117 |
| I wish I was making as much real money as I am on this app casino lol! |
| idk, only true regards use robinhood |
| Doubling down on his losses. Truly one of us. |
| SMCIIIIIIIIII needs your help |
| This is the sign, all in SOXL now. |
| ok lets go i got csco cohr and cbrs calls at least two hit lmao |
| Buy DELL stock! |
| Burry must be stress eating rn, NBIS sticking it to him 😂 |
| noooo i had the csco options open |
| **BanBet Won** — /u/ACiD_80 (2W - 0L, 100%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **CSCO** ▲ | $123.45 → $130.00 | +5.3% | 1h 52m | Won | |
| CISCO BOOMM |
| Massive beat CSCO lol |
| If only |
| Fuck yeah CSCO |
| It should read “lobal front” to keep it consistent with the literary allusion. |
| You're right! |
| burry the next leopald |
| Five guys is elite |
| WEEEEE |
| ONDS!! |
| COHR!! |
| What "dca" means? |
| Never shorted a stock in my life \nWish me luck CBRS |
| I was being facetious for the record, I realize my original comment doesn’t really portray that. Dead serious though, I’m impressed with your level-headedness, which is why I was joking that you have no business here 😂 |
| Believe it or not, flat again. Everything is priced in no matter what |
| Bulls had to shit themselves on that one |
| Scythe wouldnt go for their necks if they werent sticking out of their shells so much lol |
| Yeah its avoiding lawsuits is my guess. I just set a hard rule that 95% of cash has to be invested. So it always has something out there. |
| yeah but i just dont see how 17 usd is justified, especially considering the anthropic deal. i mean ms has the pt at 72usd so far |
| https://preview.redd.it/aioqz6wi30jh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c1d18470e470d6f82336cb715a00198ccd2a9b3 |
| DELL 500 |
| Goes BRRRRR |
| Can't go tit's up, love it! |
| LETS GO CSCO |
| STUPID AMZN with that closing finish LOL |
| CSCO wtf |
| NBIS is just regardium in its purest form, what a run holy fuck |
| Actually that may be the most important prompt. The model will profit in each and every trade. |
| CBRS goin down or reverse? |
| Huh, I was told by WSB that HTZ was dead 🤔 |
| CSCO LETS GO |
| He absolutely deserves it. Nothing but BS comes out of his mouth. |
| One last reminder Ondas earnings! |
| csco goin bonkers |
| when i noticed her kisses tasted salty |
| Let’s go Cisco |
| Bought 2k at $88 and still holding |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| "Breaking: Michael Burry has disclosed his updated positions\n\nHe:\n• Added to Nebius $NBIS shorts at $247\n\n• Added to Micron $MU short at $924\n\n• Added to Oracle $ORCL short at $152\n\n• Added to Semiconductor ETF $SOXX shorts\n\n• Added to Mercado Libre $MELI longs at\n $1850\n\n• Added to Zoetis $ZTS long at $73.60\n\n\nMichael Burry said "Nebius is what the top of a boom looks like" expecting the AI crash is incoming" |
| gamble on CSCO and won BIG |
| CSCO woah lol |
| Going through a friendship breakup rn\n\nHow many fake friends did you have to cut out of your life while growing up? |
| Nbis to 400 tomorrow |
| I don't understand your call spread. |
| What are we holding overnight, qqq call or put? I’ll put 5k in 1dte of call if upvoted and put if downvoted. Coming back to the comment at 4:13 |
| Same. Dumbest move of all time. Well other than buying the top of DRAM. That was worse |
| cAsIno. |
| Same. I took some profits today, on unrelated positions, so I felt like gambling. |
| CSCO pumpers damn nice |
| He needs to let that money grow while he continues to live normally. |
| I bought NBIS and CBRS on Monday and it PRINTED\n\nCouldn't find another big hit today but will tomorrow |
| $300 calls clearly, when will it happen, idk |
| not on wealthsimple or am i dumb? |
| thank you i dont feel as bad now |
| Holy shit CSCO |
| Insider tradeing never made me wish the world would end sooner then shit like this |
| Using my last $5 on a scratcher |
| What is coherent doing |
| Memory pulled semis down. They’re in the same index |
| nbis short interest is high, lot of bers got fucked and were forced to buy today |
| and it just did |
| !remindme January 1st 2028 |
| Plz short spcx |
| 32k portfolio |
| Bro won against the house |
| People been saying that every day |
| DUDE looking good so far lmao |
| HAHAHAHA GO FUCK YOURSELF BEAR |
| Check out how ONON did on their earnings yesterday… they aren’t winning anything |
| I've been trying to help people here... but it's looking like I'm wasting my time. |
| I don't like that price action on MU. Looks like rejection |
| CBRS say sike rn |
| Add DNUT to the list |
| It actually supports options now? It didn't when it first launched. |
| Another ATH for me. Thank you retards of WSB for shitting on SPCX for a month and allowing me to buy and profit. |
| cisco blew it out the water |
| Yes I fell for every bull trap today. What a fucking scam |
| on a 2k portfolio? |
| !Banbet! $NBIS $1000 by NEW YEARS EVE 2026 |
| ? crwv up 20% no way calls could lose |
| FiRsT |
| ABCL all in! |
| No position but doubt that COHR will pop |
| Bro.. |
| i only had 3 shares of NBIS fuck my live i downgraded my position yesterday |
| Vuori is hot shite these days, beyond played out and enshittified (pains me to say, was good several years ago) |
| It’s the weakest of the three in its niche only has its deal and was very inflated price wise, Apld much better |
| spcx rocket ship |
| semis gone limp compared to their younger, better looking brothers neo clouds. |
| Where's the guy that made bank with palantir calls and said next move was NBIS, I want to giggle his balls |
| I won it! |
| and SPX options all throughout the evening and early morning hours |
| Where do u see rhat |
| holy fuck this is retarded |
| Onds will mooon $20🔥 |
| Pm me, please |
| stop for a while bro... this will kill ya. |
| 🤡 |
| Htz thoughts? |
| If HTZ hits $10 I’ll walk through a bed of needles |
| I thought GOOGL would end green 😂 |
| Yeah you just needed to full port two weeks ago when it was trading at 150 lmao |
| Ondsss |
| Claude as agentic trading but from what I know it doesn't support options yet. |
| First they did that dutch kid to the downside, now they're gonna do burry to the upside. Citadel is like the horseman of the market |
| It's pumping again ah |
| Lmao they are “quote” only paid off commissions for helping facilitate the trade 😂 |
| NBIS give me every inch |
| crwv calls got fucked and smci puts got fucked. i cannot believe how good i am at losing everything |
| !banbet MU 1050 14D |
| we all looking at csco right?\n\n |
| Tanking |
| Are you fr? |
| Only 40 more and I’m break even on NBIS |
| Keep dreaming 😂 |
| It could work if you do it the un-WSB way and set a max loss per day. If the account grows don't increase your risk, just roll those profits into VOO or whatever ghey thing your Geometry teacher told you to do while he was trying to groom you |
| Gonna watch those LUNR puts I was thinking of buying skyrocket |
| INFLEQTION INFQ |
| Csco??? |
| lost on both puts calls today rip |
| Though my money will be worth dogshit in 20 years, if I have more dogshit than most, I win.\n\nCalls for tomorrow. |
| Sir do know where you are right now? This is WSB. Of course he has to ask this. |
| I sold my NVDA 222.5 at .27 cents minutes before that push up AMA |
| It's just like how performance reviews or company metrics work lol. |
| Rub it in the mouth and put a little bit of oil on it |
| CSCO BIG SHREK |
| #You think robinhood is bad? Try etrade. They use amish technology to fill orders which can take days or weeks LMAO🤌 |
| i just realized i just tried to 2x short an ai stock that’s at 65b mc literally fucking dirt poor low that’s why it’s moving like crazy since this shit has the mc of a shitcoin |
| I APLD deez nuts to short - y’s face |
| seeing burry getting fucked is priceless. for everything else -> nbis calls |
| Just don’t |
| More WEN - buyout announcement soon |
| I sold my nbis and crwv earlier this week because I lost faith. I'm much stupider. |
| this hertz run is so early $10 is no joke \n\n |
| My move is to watch HTZ go up |
| are there options on NBIS, im bored of SPY its not scratching the itch |
| INFQ pumppo |
| WEN rug pull is gonna hit like crack |
| NCLD is dumping whilst NBIS is pumping hop in if you haven’t |
| Believe it baby |
| Mods really need to break out the ban hammer to save the daily thread. It was absolute trash today filled with the same fucking losers spamming the same comments IN ALL CAPS every 10 seconds |
| Dam |
| If I just would have held my 2000 NEBX I would have been way up for the day, instead I lost half my gains on some bullshit lol |
| I use tastytrade, which has a decent API. That API includes trade execution. I wrote a small set of tools that I give Claude or GPT access to, so I can control which actions it's allowed to take. Right now, it's read-only, but I can easily enable write actions as well if I wanted to let it loose |
| Could be worst. You could have been told and just ignored... like I did. Someone made a post here. |
| remember guys, spy options can be traded up to 15 minutes after market close |
| It’s setting up for a diabolical drop tomorrow |
| new posting spree of AI slop by mango about bombing Iran |
| 2.80? |
| Did NBIS cure cancer or something Jesus |
| This is a casino lol |
| Dam |
| I’m just giving you a hard time, and answering how OP is answering questions in this thread haha |
| who has COHR calls |
| Trader 🔀 retard |
| Ate what? |
| so PPI is what we were actually waiting for? |
| Sold my NBIS calls for a measly 200% gain this morning. Feels bad |
| How would have guessed after the downturn in July that MSFT, NBIS, and CRWV would have saved the market 🤣 |
| everyone has been talking about nbis for months |
| 772 must be maintained |
| NBIS volatility is crazy |
| NBIS was heavily shorted, so the earnings beat is now squeezing the shorts.\n\nApproximately **63 million NBIS shares were sold short**, representing roughly **31%–32% of the public float.** |
| this market is giving bers cbt |