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| Mods where is the hotline pinned comment? |
| The issue with looking at charts is forgetting who runs the administration he can tweet something tomorrow and turn the market right around, not because anyone believes him but because everyone buys as they know the market will go up |
| Its the leverage |
| It's actually August, you Neanderthal head |
| **BanBet Created** ▼\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPCX** | $110.00 (below) | $156.31 | -29.6% | Jul 7, 8:29 PM | |
| You’re probably 50 year old living in a basement |
| i also have msft calls but i expect this shit stock to reverse next month |
| Hopefully |
| !banbet SPCX 110 2w |
| i may or may not have fucked up at close.\n\nDepends on if we green tomorrow |
| Are you asking how to short an eft or how it is possible that there could be an ETF that is designed to function as a short?\n\nThe former is just a matter of hitting sell and entering a short position like you would any other stock essentially. \n\nThe latter is much more complicated, but essentially these are ETPs or ETNs they are not actually ETFs in the conventional sense. They are actively managed and use a bunch of different derivatives rather than just holding shares long like an ETF, to attempt to generate a return equal to their target. In this case the return target is -200% |
| If you gotta ask you can’t afford it |
| Sat in front of a screen for 6 1/2 hours on a beautiful sunny day to lose $100 |
| https://preview.redd.it/mq7642j3e39h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507377ec52c9ac83274f30e6202fb9412166b58a |
| Hired hand on the grain cart, but I'd bet they make that shit a drone. Someone was talking about operator sharing awhile back. Basically, one dude would have like 5 pieces of equipment running all at once. I think 5 is a bit much, but it was explained basically during idle time, the operator could switch over to another piece of equipment to operate and there be some type of signal from the ground when he needs to come off idle and do something. My brother used to run heavy equipment building bridges and he said makes sense. A lot of time sitting idle waiting on the ground crew to do something or another operator to move their shit. |
| I bought puts |
| None broke |
| The downside of a single accident is big enough to not justify the upsides in my opinion but what so I know?🥱 |
| Rolling the dice on a MU 980p. Please dump K-Rea |
| Somebody is betting that the value of the 2x short ETF will drop in value, they borrowed your shares then sold them in the market in hopes that decay will take effect/the stock goes up and they’ll profit from buying back got lower |
| -25k today thanks Obama |
| https://no-macaroon1670.github.io/WSB8Ball/magic8ball.html |
| Question is up or down |
| America 250 must give us a rally right |
| give it 5 days. This happens every couple of weeks |
| They are too afraid to open it I am afraid. |
| Nothing ever happens |
| Nvda back to 214 |
| And they brought face creams to hide their surgerical scars to USA. 😜 |
| Let us see the nutsack first without the tattoo so we can decide if it’s worth it or not |
| lesson learned? |
| Koreans will scrape every penny from the couch and eat instant noodles to buy this dip. |
| I would say after this giga chad gap down it's the opposite. Everyone needs MU to rally the market to save their ports. I'd probably agree with you if it melted down during the day but it didn't. Everyone is trapped and bag holding. I don't see hedgies letting everyone out for free with an MU moon. Double beat is expected. |
| Did make a trade today, feel like I came out victorious |
| Gulag |
| It will never open again.\n\nOr maybe around 8pm ET. |
| Did make a trade today, feel like I came out victorious |
| Memory dump is literally just the takeout before a huge green rocket after earnings |
| Well it was almost 60k 😔 |
| Today's volume was as weak as my nan. |
| Options always want to be on top |
| Muu down 26% then up 3%, yay, we're rich |
| Www.google.com |
| Go big or go ham |
| How was that even possible with today’s price action |
| https://preview.redd.it/rusozgqjd39h1.jpeg?width=1279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05cfd70fc0fc50a5fbcd9927abc5e338c38b2044\n\nTechnical analysis also neutral, but biased towards upside. Only issue for both is relatively low samples size from historical data.\n\nGonna go with the outcome that they expire very close to 1150-1200. |
| Can’t lose if you don’t sell |
| RDDT gonna rddt |
| Yeah so what if it's only retards? |
| I got INTU, NOW, CRM, and ADBE let’s see what happens |
| Then it doesn’t make sense to me.. might have been a mistake. |
| urelated: u called it |
| So anyway, I started blastin’ calls |
| Tomorrow is closed for a Korean holiday |
| etrade just added crypto trading. Cool now I can short corn |
| Musk's greatest acheivement is selling nuclear grade copium to middle class yearners. |
| !banbet SPCX 125 4W |
| I may never financially recover from this |
| 1. Pump the market\n\n2. Unload slowly\n\n3. Make retail think it’s unstoppable\n\n4. Middle class families get crushed by debt, property taxes, increasing insurance, student loans\n\n5. Rug pull the middle class and buy their homes for pennies on the dollar.\n\n🤌 |
| It's more complicated here in Europe as some Euro countries put the sign before the number and some after the number.\n\nIt's 100€ in Germany but €100 in Italy 🙂 |
| you know ball |
| who gives a shit, people use it |
| Sounds like a recommendation to me lol |
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| Check SOXS 6 months\n\ncheck RGTZ 6 months\n\nCheck IONZ 6 months\n\nCheck Sqqq 6 months, now check one yeary, 2 year. Now does it make sense?\n\nU are getting farmed. Get out of this asap. |
| but.... nobody sold in may... so.... |
| Lost 40% of my account scooping up dips on SNDK/MU and IONQ calls today but I couldn’t stop buying. I’m going to Valhalla on Wednesday AH, shiny and chrome, or going out with a bang |
| It's ok. I have 2 contacts in SOXS |
| 😆 |
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| u mean people that started investing in 2019? |
| i'm sure you made a ton of money on puts |
| My buy order went in today for 69.69 |
| I like the idea of that! I think. |
| Goon in June and lie in July |
| And even if you could, would you want to.... haha |
| Facts. Calls before close. Sell before the downturn on the bull trap in the am |
| What time does Kospi open? |
| just like the british brought opium to china, the US brought overleveraged degenerate gambling to korea. lord have mercy |
| https://preview.redd.it/h2f8mh4qd39h1.jpeg?width=2513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbec0bea32b2db3c92ea8ac674aa37772405c87c |
| !RemindMe 1 day |
| Imagine buying 0dtes 5 min within market open |
| true but it would still be funny |
| Looks like they need to start bombing again to get it up |
| Express made 1.16$ today! 🥳🥳 |
| Definitely not. My MX puts are doing great. |
| Nice, I made a few hundred with puts and calls, after dropping 90k over night. Amazing. |
| I’m up 17% this year.\n\nBut keep going |
| Pay your rent |
| What happened |
| Im down 20 on the day 🥲 but we can make it back I believe |
| RELEASE THE CEREBRAS FILES!!! |
| The more people who are swimming, the more people who will die swimming. The same is true for driving. |
| Honestly even this is too regarded for me 😅😅 |
| Europoor ? Or poor |
| Back from my ban. Not for a ban bet, just for encouraging violence against Russia \*allegedly\* 🙄 |
| So did anything actually happen? |
| Stop. You don't look at a quarter pounder and ask cheese or beef. You enjoy the meal how it is |
| \*than |
| come on cerebras, don't be shy... show us those numbers. |
| Micron probably just melts up to flat by open tomorrow and then bigly green all day and then even more green after the report. This is Micron we’re talking about. Nothing ever makes sense. |
| Pics or ban. No wait... |
| it do go down |
| It was a money losing day after all |
| Did this 2 weeks ago. Was up 50k only to end the day with-110k. I stopped doing 0dte options |
| Might sell call spreads on MU because I'm poor |
| Who the hell can afford options on MU? Nobody here on this sub.... |
| The buls are so over levered that this blatantly manufactured tech dip into MU earnings has them clambering for the rope. Every retard and their mom knows MU is going to demolish a double beat and we’ll moon the rest of the week. |
| They’d still probably go through tbf |
| You mean its not from an Argentinian shit post |
| It’s like these Southern Koreans and these Israelis are working together to bring down our Markets. |
| They only fired you because you failed at resurrecting them |
| ELOOOOOON JEEEEEEEENKINS!!!!!!!! |
| Can I steal this for my movie, the Dawn Knight? |
| I don't get what that means.\n\n"Percentage of how hot"\n\nPercentage of what reference?\n |
| Sell on dead cat bounce |
| i bought more |
| I am actually late on rent lmfao |
| https://preview.redd.it/qamq9o6dd39h1.jpeg?width=1261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4010f63ddffcf2e95275b53de1e55672452cacef\n\nNeutral with low likelyhood of losing money aka "it already solf off enough and it's likely a short-term nothingburgher" |
| I love Great Depressions -🥭\n\nWas the top |
| I think you’ll be fine on both. I’d hold them |
| calls. it's always calls. after a big red day... calls. even if it fails.. next time... calls. why? because more often than not, thae calls play after a red day will work. it's just a matter of..... are you solvent still? |
| I bought calls for mu earnings that i thought will gonna be announced today… |
| Hey Smeminem |
| Headline \n\nWhen market up - Nasdaq closes 2% up because Iran deal is signed\n\nWhen market down - Nasdaq closes down 2% because oil isn’t going down as fast and strait of Hormuz is still closed\n\nI like how they put some bullshit headline everytime |
| Spcx and qqq calls & chill 🥴😴 |
| if u are so sure, why not commit more?? |
| With a last minute fuck you to me I ended the day 1 cent bellow my cost average so I guess I too am red. \n\nDrinking while listening to worlds smallest violin while reading real loss porn. |
| Nice, it's broken 🦸♂️ |
| Permapigs sizzling. Anyone want some bacon? |
| Haha seriously they know the world runs on EST right? |
| So your first response when meeting someone is to sexually harass them? Are you from India? |
| Oh ya you will be fine. But ya… that drawdown hurts. After June we should all bounce back! Good luck 🫡 |
| Brutal 😱 |
| If SPY up 3% tomorrow on some mango tweet I’ll tattoo transitory tools on my nutsack |
| The desperation of trying to pump MU after market closes is so funny. Generational bag holding event for people who think it’s going to pump at earnings like it’s not priced in by now 50 times over |
| BTC calls |
| !banbet rklb 120$ 1w |
| Market goes into the pooper\n\nAnd all of a sudden MSFT decides not to be fucking trash today.\n\nMake it make sense |
| Not even close. Look at all of the fucking calls bought today. |
| Will bers choke the easiest dip buy of their lives once again?\n\nThe answer is sadder then you think |
| And I’m only in index funds 🤦 |
| dont worry guys they are assembling a team |
| Lost over $400k overall today. |
| mango pretended he was a lady crying into a microphone using a very effete child's voice |
| Doing great. Nothing is -50% yet. |
| It's July you fool |
| Same reason spacex was randomly green while everything else was on fire, for seemingly no reason. |
| I don't own SPCX, just laugh at you goobers that think Elon isn't going to make SPCX a success |
| Serious question: how can it? |
| 👀 |
| Have you tried eating bark? It seems fibrous. |
| Till you find a lead singer |
| Yessssss is this a washboard? |
| If 🥭 gets a ❤️-> will the stonk market go up? |
| Honestly prolly by end of week, I think it will moon after earnings ,l |
| Mainly retards who never saw the need to learn to swim. We are polishing them off in England too |
| Ok |
| It's very impressive and cool that SPCX showed up, killed the entire Space sector, then jumped off a cliff. |
| lmao we're almost back in extreme fear |
| Wow you want META and MSFT to reverse the momentum around by August? Considering also August generally has low volume\n |
| BAHAHAHHA Cathy woods caught more spacex I knew it… shits going sub 100 for sure |
| Hopefully long dated, will only rip if MU has good guidance post market |
| Your bank account |
| Koreans are the most regarded |
| I sure fucking hope so. |
| If you didn’t buy calls u hate money |
| You're not banned right now |
| I need some fucking deals finalized and big green dildo’s tomorrow |
| 2 shares? You must be "rich" rich.... |
| We gunna be so green after micron earnings again |
| Imagine getting on stage in front of everyone as a semiconductor stock after today |
| Yes same product but as a 2x long is offered from the same source |
| I guess sell in May and go away isn't a myth |
| Crazy how in 24 hours MU will be at 1500 |
| Bro really? That shit and all semis and ram stocks tanked with no news randomly, then didn't move all day while I could buy puts...what makes you so confident it won't keep happening? |
| "Senate advances resolution to end Iran war"\nCalls again tomorrow, guys |
| Not just day traders.. kids with phones |
| Same bro i bought 733 puts at the intraday high and sold for like 10% lol |
| Crypto is so fucking ass. |
| No way this was made with Grok it’s too high quality |
| Made 13k this morning off spx puts I bought last Thursday and 1dte spy puts I bought yesterday at close. What should I yolo this into next? |
| Hey stop looking at my QUANT |
| It’s harder to sleep with options than stocks. |
| Hold. I did this during previous ATH and chickened out a lot during drops. Still made money but no where close to had I held.\n\nSell some CC and recoup part of that margin, then buy PP |
| The Bogdanoffs are firmly in control. Retail, stand back and stand by |
| NEW (hot 🥵) COWORKER 👩: HELLO \nME: HOW MUCH?\n\nHER: WHAT?\n\nME: AN HOUR\n\n# APPARENTLY THAT IS NOT THE CORRECT QUESTION TO ASK THEIR SALARY AND NOW HR WANTS TO TALK WITH ME 1:1\n\nP/S: English is not my first language |
| Spanish language does that. |
| Sometimes when I’m sad I’ll eat junk food.\n\n# “This Is My 600lb Life” |
| A true regard |
| OP can you confirm you’re still holding? Pic please. |
| Made 110 in 3 minutes scalping SPY 0DTE - today was weird |
| On his nose? |
| I absolutely get where you're coming from, but also we had 10 straight weeks of only green days. |
| I bought Micron in afterhours... with shares not options.... my rare bull play. Might sell before earnings. |
| We are going to fucking rip |
| i was only short last night and today |
| imagine if england loses |
| https://preview.redd.it/vkbk83s3d39h1.png?width=997&format=png&auto=webp&s=f917d6564e6e5418211b81b48bda5731cdea1d08\n\n |
| Ah yes, at the very low multiple of 57x earnings, this is the perfect value play and definitely the bottom |
| Anyone got FDX 300p ? \nBesides me, I mean. 🥳🥳 |
| Half robux, half chicken nuggets! |
| We don't talk about that... |
| See you tomorrow |
| Photo inspiration\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/dvn3vjr2d39h1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15e864b7324a311e95653962b44c2344ea0d13b9 |
| I miss the sustained green everyday from May. Seems like a distant memory |
| West coast trader here just woke up. How come my calls are down 99%? |
| Bull rape |
| Let’s see lmao |
| Rather buy puts on the top then the bottom… |
| \*wong tem |
| 10 contracts |
| I want to see a screenshot pf proof |
| If it makes you feel better, some regard yesterday was boasting about his MU calls being up 85% saying theres no chance he's selling until the 24th because it was going to rip. RIP indeed. |
| If you are short SPY say goodbye to your money overnight |
| Dammit give me DRAM 69 |
| I was hit much harder on 6/10 than I was today. Give it a week and we will be breaking records again. |
| Member when popcornstore was getting pumped earlier this week, a bunch of idiotic apes flooded in with "OMG WHATS HAPOENING EITH POPCORN STORE OMG". and I said "about to get diluted more lol".\n\n\n\nLol. |
| How the fuck is MSFT green |
| Im more of an offense guy myself |
| https://preview.redd.it/a8y88fkyc39h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe703468cd20b2e30c4b6415d3a62708214db5a\n\n \nI’ll be taking your money this Friday. |
| *Retard money can retard longer than you can be rational. The first rule of this market.*\n\n*Second rule? When you find one please share it with us retards.* |
| Boy you over leveraged? |
| Bulisshhh 📈🍀🚀 |
| What makes you say that? |
| Well that was something at least! Now you get to have unsolicited buttsex on wsb! |
| All we need to get rid of this heat is some rich bastard in Texas to invent the world's largest gun, and shoot explosive sulphur shells into the atmosphere. It'll work trust me bro |
| yea sell now |
| It’s been a bad couple of days for the entire market \n\nThat NFLX will do very will I think. Not too late to pick up on NOW, it’ll rebound again as well |
| SpaceX lost over 750B of market cap in 3 days. The SpaceX IPO has to be the biggest grift of the century so far. 🤡 🤡 🤡 |
| Just look at the price target from like every major US bank lmao\n\nThey are all fraudsters |
| SPY is down 3 percent on the monthly and bers still buying puts |
| \*copium meme\* 🔻🔻🔻🔻 |
| Why lowkey? |
| Cerebra’s so bad they decided not to turn in a report 😭 |
| If there is one thing I could change it would be that |
| This is the way... |
| Koreans probably going to cause another circuit breaker |
 CRAZY things we do ( dancing monkey).mp4 This video was uploaded from an Android phone. www.youtube.com |
| That was about 1/7th of my account. A lot of it came from MU gains so can’t be too sad |
| there are zero long term investors in Korea |
| That’s about a 5T value and $457 breakeven if held to expo? Seems pricey and a nay |
| Damn TBLAW looks like a hardcore thing to trade \nShit b going up and down 30% everyday lol booty ahh penny stock |
| Have you ever used this steaming pile of shit? It's absolute garbage. |
| Lost 23k |
| Yes it will exceed +10% |
| How long am I band? |
| one of us will make money tom |
| I mean, that's how 90% of ipo's I have seen go.... Huge initial jump, regards go "holy crap I better buy some", while the smart people are selling, then comes the drop..... |
| Hedgies are trying to shake out weak hands because their shorts are trapped. Do not sell my diamond handed patriot brothers. I will never sell my 2 shares 💎💎 |
| jesus christ, the bull on bear hate is getting out of hand. |
| Mr. Wong, phone call for you..... |
| 🍿 |
| I sold half my SpaceX yesterday, holding onto my one share so I don’t miss out on the windfall |
| What sort of timeline? |
| I thought they dropped the domain after the nerds left yesterday |
| You know you're rat fucked when even Metamucil (and all psylium husk products) is unaffordable. Cant even take a healthy affordable shit in this economy. Thanks BHO. |
| I agree but drop tickers please. |
| 🌈🦄🧸🐻doing its thang 🫥👺 |
| So what like $70? |
| You press sell. |
| You could probably make more money on book deals and podcast appearances talking about life with that weirdo. |
| Holy shit man you lost $156k just today? You need to post that that's some front page material! Sorry for your loss! |
| spacex interns most likely |
| 1DTE 10 mins after close are the new 0DTE |
| All these attention-seeking stocks need to get out of my market\n\n😡\n\nLet the REAL ONES shine |
| After what |
| OP is down like 97k on his SpaceX position |
| Yo mommah |
| OP is really celebrating a 1% day after being down -26% 🤦♂️ |
| You are looking for [/r/technicalanalysis/](/r/technicalanalysis/) we deal with dildos here often of the unsolicited and unexpected variety. |
| Look at him |
| Everything is dark red. SPCX slightly green....\n\n \nwsb - LOL SPCX is dead |
| **"I went to the market and I bought a crack pipe..."** – Roman Roy |
| Can Iran do us a favor and close the Kospi today? |
| It’s done this like 3 times in the past 2 months haha |
| Just FYI, OP is the guy who put his entire 401k ($300k) into SPCX @ $311\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/3FBg0RvsUt |
| Made almost a grand today, would've been 2 if it weren't for theta gang (and my own greed) |
| You're probably fine. I know guys who love to get theirs abused daily |
| I am right there with u my bro, but under 10k is not a yolo. Gotta add some more commitment |
| consumer staples, health care, transportation, utilities, financials, real estate, mining...\n\nPlenty of non-Tech stuff to still hold |
| Mrvl |
| The same mofos who are afraid to pay memory companies at 5x fy28 earnings calling it a commodity thinking anyone can just do it while also calling ai a bubble bought more of walmart and costco today, both at +40x earnings. A business that consists on reselling stuff, lol. |
| Sat here for 21 minutes waiting for CBRS and still no report. Forever hate this stock already. |
| https://preview.redd.it/gppwesmkc39h1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd586a334812c768fd4eca58bd655641e1d5b223\n\nExcept NFLX, that might print. |
| How many accounts do you have? This is just 1 account of many right? Your net worth must be more than $50k right? |
| DCA all the way to the bottom |
| 30% of my account locked into short-term calls... lets ride |
| You’ll learn why |
| the tests are done in extremely easy conditions, like Waymo tested all of their miles in small sections of Arizona in grid system traffic. the data also is not verifiable because they won't release it publicly. |
| upvote for meta hate |
| The never ending pain |
| This guy bought LEAPS. You don’t seem too convinced |
| I don't know about a shoe company changing to a digging company, but a shoe company changing to an AI company....now that I could mortgage the house for. |
| Yeah the percentage doesn't matter because it is so small as a short term position but my point is that there is enough borrowing to short that the etf went HTB and I don't see the upside vs going long the 2x version of the ETF. The ETF is also for short term so there really isn't a massive arb on the Net Value because it is allowed to be uncoupled. |
| Wiped out like 2 years worth of grinding and bonus money in one day. Fml. Fuck this market. |
| Definite yes |
| I hate CBS too. |
| 40 people drowned in France trying to stay cool, eh? That happened in Termination Shock by Neal Stephenson, except it was India. \n\nWe're in for a loooooong summer (and Ecology + environmental sciences is still an underfunded field) |
| 2k down the drain, back to it tomorrow. |
| If youre buying after that youre a real retard |
| At least u got the brief joy of being up was down all day |
| Bubba really liked that... |
| FedEx to the moon |
| I bought a fuckton of SPY 737c 6/24 at close.\n\nYou’re welcome, ber. |
| Eh breathe. Dont get trolled be the troll |
| 100% this. |
| MU souring after hours, conservative estimate 1255 tomorrow by noon |
| *If META hit $70 I'd probably nut myself to death. FB = the cancer of the Inter*net |
| it really might be joever |
| just dig it |
| Adam driver looks like zlatan so much it's confusing at times |
| Bullshitters |
| Today I made money $87😂. SPY 0dte calls and puts while working. I could have made $870 but was not able to focus. |
| thank you for this opportunity sir |
| It's actually about to rebound now. It had to pull back like it did to build liquidity and after quick money took their cut. |
| In 2 weeks....we will be at ATH or higher |
| Cerebras executives staring at the "join meeting" button while holding the worst earnings report of all time |
| My poor anus. How much more can it possibly endure? |
| For now soon it will be median CPI Warsh preferred method of calculating inflation |
| too expensive still. at 50s im strong buyer. i just see the chart way too weak and market isnt into software yet. this year could be very weak for it. also QoQ growth slowing which is another bearish sign |
| OP salty with throat rash sitting behind a Wendy's dumpster. |
| -79% By Feb 27 |
| That's the strategy, now what is the tactic? |
| Catching knives w my duck |
| Real market is fake, AH is where the real action happens |
| MU 220 |
| This is a bigger issue than most think. Too many day traders out there now. |
| Google on a shit streak I hate them so much |
| all the stocks i bought like memory going up AH is giving me redemption arc |
| Fed on Friday: “we think PCE is a sub-optimal metric for today’s markets and we will evaluate new preferred metrics going forward” |
| Mu lowkey rising |
| Shit cause hopefully Ghana doesn’t get Qatarred. |
| This sub is too bearish in MSFT I’m about to full port it |
| What do the Korean markets have to do with anything |
| Got some tiktok traction in HS but that's as far as my content creation journey went |
| I didn’t realise we were allowed to have 2 red days in a row 🤔 |
| good thing I shorted em at $220 |
| This isn’t going to age well |
| You can't make a Tomlette without breaking a few Greggs. |
| Was up nice then down bad |
| damnit i forgot to buy Fedex calls, was looking at them intently and spaced out. i think i am ber now, sorry fellas |
| The problem is the buy button |
| The world isn’t locked down but they still turn a profit and have 0 debt. Being an online company I bet they’re able to sell consumer data on grocery and utilize AI to some degree, whether to cut costs or improve user experience. All that to say I think they aren’t a one trick pony or as dependent on a lock down as one might think. |
| What's it called when the ber wears the strap on |
| Lost $6K today |
| Can't beat first hand, large sample size, on the ground fact finding. Thank you for your service 🫡 |
| Amzn to $290 would be nice |
| Until they trick those same retards into buying back in based off merger news |
| Just don't think the world is ending because $75B flowed in and out of SPCX's 4.3% float and MU crashed 13% before they even got the chance to fck up the earnings report. |
| how did you make short etf ?\n\n |
| I'm calling it now. We rocket until mu earnings and then we have a blow off top to fk over all the bers |
| Went with calls expiring Friday let’s see how it goes quarter port |
| Hopefully the next administration cancels the contracts and kick this garbage out.\n\n |
| MU Bulls I need your help, do you think MU will exceed expectations(not just get in line or be above by +5%, I mean +10%)? |
| Show those institutional investor bitches! it's like if you seduce someone that se*xually assaulted you to prove your agency! |
| WSB Conversion Chart:\n\n1M= 100k\n\n100k= 10k\n\n10k= 150 bucks\n\nLMAO |
| Well congrats? Lol I guess you can buy a couple handjobs with that |
| Goog $400 1/28/28 call\nYay or nay |
| https://preview.redd.it/t67l7a2bc39h1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e67d1a2a62182e6e28b65622ba442558b022f3f6\n\n |
| Don’t know about u guys but I got shit on today |
| Forgent Power Solutions (FPS). There is currently a bottleneck on the physical power infrastructure for data center buildouts with the wait list for some components going into years. They build and source a lot of those components.\n\nThey IPO'd back in March and are up 100% since then. Might have room to grow. |
| Sara Eisen is gorgeous and brilliant. I want one! |
| Looks pretty priced in to me |
| Have institutions even said “hold my bag bitch” yet? |
| NEBIUS calls at open = free money everyday |
| Anyone playing defense stocks? |
| PCE, the Fed’s preferred inflation indicator, is due on Thursday 💥 |
| Calls is too easy tomorrow so I obviously went with puts |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **QQQ** | $653.10 (above) | $637.17 | +2.5% | 23h 60m | |
| I hope CBRS delays their 8k. |
| We haven't gotten a single day of proper V since PDT got removed (not counting a few overnight gap ups) |
| Damn good point. 2 for 1 special or surge pricing then. |
| lmao yes |
| Your fine, this erased a pull back after earnings. |
| !banbet QQQ +2.5% 1D |
| Not until September ends |
| That means it will have an epic upswing overnight. RIP |
| well done Lord Loss |
| LMAO that piece of shit was at $415 yesterday. |
| " easiest V after open" -some stupid bolbich this morning |
| Im a bull with a sinus infection 😔 |
| To be fair the people who have lost the most give the best advice. lol what do you want advice from some lucky degen who thinks they’re 150 IQ because they, “timed the market” ? |
| https://preview.redd.it/b58qahj7c39h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=282dce1bd01e6b842ee7e09def1dd08d5134f81f |
| Its always dawnest before the dark |
| No .. I’m a software engineer but who knows what will be asked. I’m too lazy since ai |
| SEC logo is a nice punny touch well done take award |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| danger |
| SELL SELL SELL |
| Probably not other than the part about losing 73k and everything else which led to that. |
| ad after you comment from nasdaq promoting AI powered trucking with 3M+ autonomous miles and 3000 hours of paid driverless operations. Scary. |
| Can we have a Green Day tomorrow? |
| With a new CFO nonetheless |
| Yep. Now we’re ready for a big crash! |
| You're out of the loop then. Rate hikes coming. |
| What does the Korean market have to do with anything? Samsung and DRAM? |
| Well at least they will relate to Katy Perry - Firework lyrics |
| Yup |
| Did Brittney Spears write this shit? |
| Joined bear gang EOD today let’s see tomottow |
| Can we keep the Korean markets closed? I don't trust them with the sell button |
| you’d make more per hour just working at the Wendy’s |
| Holy shit, sell everything fucking now, its over |
| We need to move every space stock to the KOSPI with the insane volatility they all have. |
| My latest price target:\n\nMU $2,200 \nMETA $70 (I hate Meta) \nMSFT $320 \nGOOG $610 \nAMZN $290 \nNVDA $300 \nSPCX $23 (I like Starlink, but hate the valuation)\n\n |
| what does the southeastern conference have to do with this? |
| I have another 1000 shares with an average price in the 300s. |
| On site |
| https://preview.redd.it/g6s8nki3c39h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23186de50cf018db0836e7f222c892da13d941a8 |
| This Thursday this stock is gonna be all over the internet |
| Is there a 2X long of this ETF available? That still doesn’t explain why borrow at 27% when get it at 5% is overnight margin from broker u less that isn’t available with any broker yet and is the only option to leverage long. |
| Are u in controls? |
| any car can be built and programmed to attempt to self drive but it's simply not possible |
| 20 Trillion $1 Asteroids |
| TSLA seems done here. We might see it come down to real valuation now that SPCX is siphoning off the retard money from it |
| Ouch on what account balance size? You will be ok. |
| We lost the war with a country we were never at war with, the guy who was supposed to overclock the Fed's money printer is suddenly hawkish, and Ai valuations are suddenly a "concern". \n\nHow much more punishment can my portfolio take?!\n\nNo really.... I actually want to know. |
| SMH 615P 6/26 exp |
| Last one standing get to keep the profit(or the lack thereof). Keep us updated.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/tbsv1de1c39h1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=406c2489761fd46adfdd0267306fad6af2b8dfe9 |
| 🙃🥲 |
| NVDA: Buy $200. Sell $210. It's the new $175-$190. |
| Those 27% are apy, right?\n\nbasically meaningless for a highly volatile asset usually held for a short duration. |
| Dump and chump |
| ORCL is such a POS. |
| Bring it on |
| Please write a line of code saying hello world. \n\n\> \`Claude\` |
| With all the upcoming competition you might have to adjust pricing |
| The most impactful statement for Tesla stock from the Q1 2026 update is:\n\n"Partnership with SpaceX aims to build the largest chip fab ever, vertically integrating logic, memory & advanced packaging to allow for rapid iteration." |
| RIP. |
| OP is down $82k on SpaceX \nso far. |
| Do you know something called death cat bounce? |
| Considering the world state I would assume we are going into a fear index but hey these are just guesses because no one can predict.\n\nSome countries are doing huge war propaganda, for example my friend from Germany told me how he doesn’t stay there anymore because it’s too risky - crazy to me it’s just Germany, supposedly all they do is talk about war right now.\n\nThey pumped many billions into drone war technology, and a few war related stocks / funds have been gaining traction.\n\nPeople tend to buy less when the world economy is unsafe, and when many stocks hit their own all time high it’s usually indicative of high risk too…\n\nBut like I said earlier speculations, no one knows for sure right? Except insiders. Who ever those are. |
| Exit Liquidity has joined the chat ... |
| SPCX 0.9% up bears in shambles lmao |
| Exactly, this guy gets it! |
| good or bad news |
| What does he not want her to say? Does he have tiny peen? |
| Hibernation season hasn't come yet, what are you doing bear |
| Charts been flat for a month |
| It will pump a few more times, so they’ll have lots of hope. Employees can’t sell for 180 days, and it seems like they can sell in staggered amounts. Plenty of chances to create new bag holders |
| That has the same cost just in decay not directly. If not that's an arbitrage aaaaand it's gone so no more arbitrage. |
| Yeah that money is gone chief |
| It's only money, bulls. You still have your amazing personalities, friends, and sex life.\n\nOh. Uhhh. Sorry, I forgot. |
| Today is what's called "a dump and dump" |
| Genuine question, can't the BYD self drive or is that just self park? |
| I sold it for 15000 $ loss today. time to move on |
| Any regrets ? |
| And up 10% |
| Loaded calls eod, ready for that tech rip tomorrow |
| Nothing better than getting a mail a day before interview that programming questions will be asked. I’m done for |
| https://preview.redd.it/kojah67ub39h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66771999896f1b104c3141c5438ff1426c2dd39c |
| 50 million Koreans about to trigger a bank run when their casino opens in 2 hours |
| Have you ever heard of a put? |
| Actual Headline today — Nasdaq closes 2% lower as global tech selloff rattles markets. \n\nHeadline tomorrow — Nasdaq closes up 3% as major analysts still see a lot of runway for tech. \n\nIt’s all a game boys. |
| I already fucking hate CBRS. |
| Sounds reasonable. I'm in |
| Good job. Scalped $1200 today. Don't have the balls to hold overnight. Hope you wake up with 20 grands more in your pockets. |
| Do you buy all stocks at ATH or just most? |
| Did you blow up, or just want to blow up? |
| Need few ticker symbols which are currently having strong momentum. I wanted to play the ones have momentum |
| Lost 73k today. This is not optimal tbh |
| Banbet or from comments? |
| **BanBet Won** — /u/Over-Tangelo-2067 (1W-0L, 100%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **KORU** ▼ | $744.60 → $700.00 | -6.0% | 8h 22m | Won | |
| Down a grand today |
| pump before market and after close WTF |
| Breaking News: \n\nNIKE shifting from shoes to digging company. Currently tunneling to the Earth's core |
| I rarely do trade. I buy and hold, and dollar cost average. My QQQM holdings are small, like under $50K. The vast majority of my investments are in IVV, BND, and SCHD. |
| 🐻 |
| Starting to think investing in Magic the Gathering cards would yield me better profits at this point.... |
| Low key, $BE is changing the world when it comes to powering these AI DCs |
| Honestly sometimes yes |
| volatility decay |
| Hello captain obvious |
| I heard someone say that Fahrenheit makes more sense because it's basically the % of how hot it is outside\n\nI know they pulled that out of their arse but I can't hate the logic. |
| Spcx 135p 6/26 exp |
| Live stream ended too soon I wanted to see the whole dance routine 😮💨 |
| Let's all take a moment of silence for the MU bols today |
| Bought some more GLD poots at the bell |
| Slept through the trade day again but it looks like that was the right move |
| fuck |
| regardstreetbets |
| Bear are bigger regards waited so long they missed every rally |
| SpaceX to the floor |
| I just want dudes to come over and LAY SOD🫴 |
| Haha, I'm thinking about IBM. |
| They are my people! Also, wasn't it supposed to be after hours anyway, they still have time to have claude shit something out for them |
| You picked MSFT to moon back? The hedge funds accept your willing donation |
| Bro indeed |
| They're both scams regard! That's how they're related. |
| You know I never even thought of buying this stock because I have no clue what they do, who there competitors are & I think I saw a pro golfer wearing a NOW hat and it gave me the ick. Just like Workday. |
| And its recovering |
| not listening to ANY of you fucks tomorrow. Will keep my eyes locked on CDNL as the offering has me\* nervous. |
| 3 hour 45 minutes. It might get interesting. Will they pump? Or dump again |
| I’m back from being banned AGAIN! |
| Them paper handed Koreans better get their shit together today, suddenly acting like they have no risk appetite after their index doubled year to date and they were happy to take profits along the way |
| Immediate green AH means another dump day tomorrow |
| Yeah he is |
| Just a lil rally till 4th of July? 🇺🇸 |
| Those mother-fuckers use massive leverage. They are the opposite of paper-handed. |
| Ensilica - small cap, looking like recent revenue streams are ramping up significantly and the price hasn't caught up just yet |
| Looking for a modest rebound tomorrow on spy |
| The double pump and dump |
| Britons, I see you here lurking when the hell are you going to elect Count Binface? We have been unable to get Vermin Supreme ourselves. |
| go long on msft gng |
| Someone find my lotion... lets grease these wheels! |
| Was or is? |
| What do you mean? Most of the good moves happen at night just start trading futures and options on futures. |
| 3 hours 45 min I believe |
| Www.google.com |
| 🍟➡️🛍 |
| air handys |
| toes or soles? 🤔 |
| I forgot my homework all the time |
| And honestly? That’s brave. |
| It started at mars. |
| All in. |
| My Wendy’s behind the dumpster business has a forward P/E of 22 |
| # "Tesla claims driver ‘manually overrode self-driving’ in deadly Texas crash"\n\nThis has been Tesla's defense in all of these cases. They claim that the driver manually overrode, but it's really the driver trying to prevent the crash from happening last second.\n\nI said this a few weeks ago, but a CEO on Bloomberg was saying his Tesla drove into a wall going 30mph. Self-driving is a scam and will never work. I have talked to these autonomous AI programmers, and they will not get inside of them.\n\nThere is no way to train these things with precision, the method they use is "rewarding" when the program gets things right, but there is no such thing as a reward to a robot. |
| They were right. |
| Ok |
| I went all in on 736 calls expiring friday. Lets see what happens😅 |
| Yeah. At this point just play both sides of the coin and get some good timing when cashing out\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7p0q838hb39h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=517a185ba9dd087477b2cbfc48b791ca92682544 |
| YAAAASSS ZADDY TELL ME MOAR 💅 |
| Almost dipped 1.5% |
| Oh God, 🥭is still doing that "pleasuring two men at the same time" dance while YMCA is playing. |
| Cerebras said they forgot they had an earnings report due today holy shit |
| We will make America wealthy again. Unfortunately it’s puts tomorrow |
| I'll average down if it drops more |
| diamond hands my ORCL losses. |
| I mainly just enjoy watching the regards on their subreddit freak out. Tbh, top was in earlier this year when one of the dudes on there got a giant ASTS tattoo on his shoulder. |
| I can stay regarded longer than the market can stay irrational |
| What time does the three-headed dog from hell report? Need to find out if I'm hosed tomorrow or not. |
| Kospi how long till it opens? |
| Y'all going to regret not buying calls today |
| Massive pump inbound |
| Thanks! |
| YouTubeTV free trial ran out good thing I have 10,000 YouTube accounts from when I was 13 and wanted to blow up |
| Semi’s crashing tomorrow |
| Bought 1000 shares of MU on margin last night and this morning. Average price around $1150. See you at the Moon or Vahalla memory bulls. |
| Paper handed Koreans tanked my shit |
| You got this daddy |
| Before you know it ASTS will be generating revenue from satellites and Golden Dome contracts |
| I’ve learned just to hold. It always comes back around. Good luck fellow Degen. |
| 159 |
| So we are even |
| Ashley St. Clair rejected Musk's $40M NDA offer. she clearly doesnt know how hard it is to make a dollar trading stocks. |
| imagine if $mu misses tomorrow, fucking lol tbh |
| My power is absolute! My power is in no way overvalued!!!! |
| Me too. I'm hemorrhaging spundoolicks over here |
| No, we don't serve poor regards. Kindly get out of the restaurant. |
| Trade index options. 24/5 |
| You belong here. |
| !banbet SPCX 135 21d |
| The reality is none of us know what's going to happen. |
| TPR is a no brainer right now |
| Giving BJs behind Wendy’s for $5 going forward. |
| Unless you were in cash we all got bagged today |
| Why market down today?? Particularly MU asking for friend. |
| Breaking News: 🚨🚨\n\n🍈 BUILT 🥭 A 🕰️⚙️AND THE RALLY WE JUST SAW ON 📺 IS TOMORROW 🗓️ |
| Made 36 trades today just to lose money. Bring back the PDT rule |
| Anybody else just have more luck scalping weekly SPY calls? I make like $309 every time I do it |
| About 44% of the M2 dollars in existence today didn't exist 10 years ago. Get fukd bears |
| Who needs oil when we have beautiful clean coal?! |
| Yeah the funny thing is silver and gold still look super long-term bullish, but everyone just front-ran it so hard it caused all this. Silver and gold have got like one more flush before I'm ready to restock my positions. |
| Believe it or not, calls bud. They’re not going anywhere and the market is demanding product. |
| Tax write off? |
| That'll be $5 sir. |
| Good. |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Total_Schedule591 (0W-1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **CRML** ▲ | $9.55 → $14.00 | +46.5% | 1w | Lost | |
| Tell me your next play so I can inverse |
| Oof |
| Im buying at the top and selling at the low tmrw |
| just for them to miss cause they are overvalued garbage |
| I don't wanna talk about it |
| Yes |
| GOOGL top deepmind guy just went to anthropic last week so |
| Spy 740c expiring tomorrow wish me luck |
| No meaning in life till 9:30 AM tomorrow |
| My thoughts exactly |
| No, waiting for the dip to dip |
| Not getting rekt |
| Half ported to Soxl, 200k. Pray for my bloodlines future. |
| RIP |
| And I have still some shorts on MSFT, this thing is going to 355 one way or another |
| Come on Harry Kane 1st goal. I need redemption for my port. |
| i was told that lines go up |
| Yeah but relatively, he lost like a few thousand bucks |
| My account was down 75% prior to today and somehow I lucked out and make 700% today and now I’m up! |
| More like jump off the building down |
| Your port is in the hands of South Koreans who have culturally never experienced a run up like this before. It’s like beanie babies but with stocks.\n\nSleep tight! |
| So the market is actually down 3% since we were at war earlier this month. We’re getting a hell of a return on that 300b |
| For some, this will be the longest 24hrs of your entire life, LMAO |
| Well duh. In one scenario you have unrealized gains, in the other you have unrealized losses. I’d imagine any working brain will like the unrealized gains more than the losses |
| You don't think that's priced in? |
| I was told IBM was going to be 300 EOD |
| SEC is less known for its education but more its brute retard strength. |
| Sometimes you guys sound smart and then I check your history and you’re a 16 year old boy |
| I am anti organized religion. Check out their culter page...https://www.chick-fil-a.com/careers/culture\n\n> since 1982, our Corporate Purpose has guided all that we do. We keep our Purpose front and center because it helps us to steward our business and our work to positively influence everyone we meet. “To glorify God by being a faithful steward |
| SMCI pump |
| You've gained negative nine thousand dollars, keep up the gains! |
| Textbook definition of a [Dead Cat Bounce](https://imgur.com/a/tNj5n9X) |
| 🤣 |
| everyone is forgetting that $NOW gained money today for the first time in a month. that's the real sign to panic. |
| Only the plastic bags on their heads as they play astronaut |
| 20% up wouldn't be enough? You're right |
| OP is down $82k on SpaceX |
| koreans like this 🤏🤏🤏 |
| Not a good first impression is it |
| When does the Korean casino open? |
| Must be real stressful life to invest in Korean index funds |
| You made you negative |
| You know 🥭 is gonna ass blast the shorts in the next few days with a tweet.. only question is which day |
| Newrly choked on this freeze from Taco 🌮 🔔 |
| Real guess on NVDA high tomorrow |
| 1. A quick google search shows 10-15 credit cards offer instacart membership for free. \n2. The world isn’t locked down |
| A-fucking-men |
| Korea needs to dig deep tonight or we are cooked |
| Why can't they make a stock market only for retail, where we could pump stocks to infinity and everyone will become rich. Bruh |
| You selling is necessary for it to tank tomorrow. |
| I mean it's only fair that bears get one day here and there. |
| Do you have free dog food? I will take that /s |
| bought puts at EOD, expecting it to shoot back up, your welcome. |
| I’m still up on everything. Of course I have deep regrets about not selling the top, still traumatized by 1/30 AKA silver Friday, but I think it will heat up again around midterms |
| cbrs forgot to report or what |
| good lmao, can only hope a company that makes negative a lot of money keeps going to zero where it belongs lmao |
| You live dangerously |
| Well they're mostly going cash flow negative, so they needed to raise if they want to spend more.\n\nMu is seeing outrageous cash flow growth. |
| Full ported calls |
| Fries. Large. In the bag. |
| goog calls now |
| Is cerebras gonna report today or what |
| See you at the dumpster... |
| Well of course how else am I working on getting it back? |
| I know what kind of man you are |
| Amazon calls tmrw? |
| Some people just want the sex, not the rest of it.\n\nLegalized prostitution would fix a lot of problems for a lot of people. |
| ok so spx and nasdaq took big hits today, but dija was ok (-40), that means we're just fine, right? riigghht? |
| MU bulls thought the market closing would save them lol |
| Same people who would go into debt to look rich with luxury goods. |
| Can we just skip all the theatrics and just pump MU to 1500 tomorrow |
| Hey buddy....how you doin'? You ok? You want a soda? |
| Just 3+ years of back-ordered products. But no reason at all. |
| Stop posting about this I’m not done buying yet |
| I made 634 in the last 2 minutes |
| Oh it absolutely is a lot of the time. No doubt about that |
| Fully ported into msft earlier this year and got me nothing, the only thing MSFT is doing is following SaaS stock. Rotated to GOOG now so start selling GOOG stock guys |
| u/Paul_Robert_ for a moment there I was afraid Ass tits would actually end the day in the green 😭 |
| Fauci has a cure for that... |
| I just want RKLB back to 150. I don’t ask much |
| Gained 20k. Thanks Microsoft (I lost more than that yesterday) |
| maybe if you bought today, but if you have been holding for weeks/months then its yet another drop while memory stocks are barely below ATHs |
| I wonder if there will be a new space ape baggie cult? |
| They will both print you watch. I’ll post the update good or bad haha |
| Somehow we all end poor |
| God damnit. I meant to see if I could get some good short positions on its next uptick.. damn you weed! |
| Did you buy the dip? |
| lmfao so Sandisk and Micron lost 13% and still trading above 1K. Yeah for sure bro. Another 20% wouldn’t even be enough |
| Tesla went down drastically as SPCX shot up around 6% midday. That gradually whittled down to 0.5% at close. |
| I shall light a🕯️ |
| 🙏 |
| This post perfectly encapsulates the mindset of this sub, “omg a 3 cent dead cat bounce!! we are so back it’s OOVER for bers” |
| Private credit, not private equity. |
| Did you do it? Lol it melted down |
| They need to learn how to rig the system. Amateurs |
| Zero case for magic internet tokens to be worth anything at all, yet here we are |
| Beyond cooked. Deep fried |
| Good day, how may i take your orders today? |
| Genuinely can’t believe there are SpaceX bulls lmao. |
| As powerful as a trillionaire if not more. |
| Mu to 1500 on Thursday |
| Does anyone know why the volume has been shit lately? Feels like no one is buying and they going to pull the rug from us any day |
| Koreans better sell their houses and get into semis |
| Just pump MU to 2100 and WDC to 1500 tomorrow, I'll be able to buy a Lexus |
| Jajajaja \n |
| See ‘N Be Seen is showing SPCX up 90 cents after hours. |
| Lol |
| CBRS you’re not him lil bro, release the fkn report |
| I really don’t get why South Korea use margins to trade considering buying options does the same thing w/o debt . Are they dumb ? |
| You hear that? That’s the sound of 50 million Koreans rushing to open their brokerages and sell as soon as physically possible when their market opens |
| Unfortunately they’ll be poor a day after |
| Zero case for it NOT to GHEY BOY |
| Because you touch yourself at night |
| Hotwives and bbq |
| Silver.. pump pls. |
| **BanBet Created** ▼\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPCX** | $135.00 (below) | $158.29 | -14.7% | 23h 60m | |
| https://preview.redd.it/vqnnvwcpa39h1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=652569658e46ddfcbcf97dc66b13859cec2d26a8 |
| Thought today would finally be a rotation to software but looks like everything dropped to end the day |
| I think it’s time I become nocturnal and just trade the night moves in SOXL. Cash trade is relentless chop during the day. |
| They had them all do group therapy and they all attacked eachother |
| I sold |
| u/RemindMeBot 1 year |
| Inverse this degen 👆 |
| my whole portafolio is down so MSFT could fly (which is 7% in MSFT) |
| !banbet SPCX 135 1d |
| The madness started when the rule changed for pdt 🤷🏻♂️ |
| You had me at Math 😀 |
| Are you telling me they weren't already super mutants there?? |
| Crash was moved to today, tomorrow we pump |
| I lived in S Korea for a year and those dudes fucking love to drink but even more than that they love to gamble! So, yes, big margin call for generations probably. |
| They can. MU went down almost 160 today. There's no guarantee, of course, but it could go up as much in the next few days. \n\nWill it. If I knew that, I would not be posting here... sorry bud! |
| omg! didnt crash to 0 in 3 days🤯🤯🤯 |
| I lost 800 on the last 2 min of market close today. Really thought it was gonna take off. I am fkn done for a while tho - had a crazy day. Was down about 4k, then up almost 3k. Finishing off up 1500 or so. |
| Right |
| You can keep buying Nvda for 175 forever |
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| What heat needs to be dissipated? You're using electromagnetism to accelerate a projectile. You might be confusing this with orbital data centers which do have some pretty ridiculous thermodynamic problems. We already have experience with catapults like these - we use them on aircraft carriers to accelerate jets on a short runway. \n\nThese aren't more difficult in space and lower gravity, they're easier. The complete lack of air resistance and lower gravity is exactly what makes it practical on the Moon when it will never be practical on Earth. The difficult part is in getting the parts there and assembling them. And yeah, we're a long ways from that - but that doesn't mean the idea isn't a good one. \n\nAnd don't accuse me of riding Elon's dick just because I don't have an instinctual disgust of every idea he's ever had. This isn't even his idea, it's one that is decades old. It's certainly not practical until we're already well-established on the Moon, but if we want to maintain a permanent presence on the Moon, then a catapult like this would be an extremely practical thing to build. Satellites would need ~90% less fuel if we could catapult them up to orbital speed without using any propellant. \n\n |
| damn bro, sorry to have upset you so much\n\nYou're certainly right that PEG doesn't explicitly forecast future earnings via extrapolation. It does only use a single growth metric that averages over some historical growth or future projections and turns that into a linear YoY growth number. \n\nDividing a P/E ratio by a linear percentage growth does not really yield a good metric. It is a lot better to look at P/E and growth separately then to contrive a metric that can put them into a single number. |
| My 756c 7/2 is cooked ain’t it |
| Koreans please remember who helped you out during the Korean war. |
| MSFT gain today still feels like a red to me |
| I refuse to accept traders have finally realised that the oil blockade is bad. They are way too retarded. Resume the pump tomorrow! |
| I got fucked on both calls and puts, they fucking got me |
| What’s your exit plan? |
| Great move |
| Very weird low volume dumps we’ve had recently. I think the market may have been infected by REGRD-19 |
| SPY |
| GOOGL will be 330 by next week. |
| Unless you have 0DTE, you’ll be fine |
| zero case for it to double |
| With more dilution coming! |
| there is something dumb about our brains\n\nseeing a very positive position lose $800 but still being up big feels better than seeing a negative position of $500 |
| Should be okay, but you bought the downslope of a head and shoulders pattern. |
| Should I notice anything about him? |
| That's true, when one has negative room to run the other is allowed to have slightly less negative room, it's down either way |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| About? the risk managing part? no. Where are memory stocks going to be 6 months from now? also no. |
| Just gotta find the legendary bull gator |
| !banbet |
| Ded |
| I can buy SNDG for less than $30. It tracks SNDK so to flush me they will have to tank SNDK. Again, my guerrilla tactics are small loss for me. Market will capitulate. |
| I closed out a position at a -0.03 loss. Now fidelity is saying I have a Warsh sale |
| If I even make +5% I am immediately turning on all of my day 1s |
| Are any metal bros even still alive? |
| semis will keep going up |
| yes, it will print losses |
| Record it for the lulz |
| The amount of hand jobs required to recover from today.... |
| You're really thinking outside the box! Here's a few reasons that's a good idea *bullet point list* |
| You timed it perfectly! That is skill not luck |
| Why is spacx up today? |
| Applied for a HELOAN so I can go all in on this dip |
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| Yeah fuck em |
| micron already up 1% ah |
| Pure regardation |
| It would be an incredible feat of engineering for MU to have a disappointing earnings report\n\nIt might tank 20% after earnings anyway because it tripled in the past 3 months but it won't be because the earnings report wasn't insanely good |
| Your ai gf sentiment now? |
| Should I double my position in SpaceX to TWO shares??? |
| Calls on physics. |
| What report? Markets already priced no rate cuts coming. |
| Ehh I mean it does depreciate but while supply is still far less then demand even NVDA's H100 are still going strong |
| Dad was a confident SOB |
| Man, you really should've asked me before doing that, I bought calls... Sorry |
| Fuckin Korea always be dumping 10% |
| Well you said it was Dec 10 then you said it was Jan 10 so Jan 15 is different... Good luck |
| Come on guys don’t tell me you missed the dump before the pump |
| The market doesn’t react based on when you buy. Not that it’s rational. |
| I am two cum stains away from killing myself |
| MU to 2000 still regardless of what you GHEY bers think |
| nasty bol u never learn |
| ...right? |
| I hope so, I started buying again after selling everything at $158 |
| Same time tomorrow? |
| IDK if i recall when i checked allot of money was going into puts. |
| nvda closing at 200.00 is very fucking satisfying to see, my port is fucking obliterated but its still satisfying |
| even before the earnings report |
| I bought Sandisk yesterday; today its down $300 🥲 |
| 60k |
| Bought CRWV at 106. Will sell for 80 soon. I belong here |
| lessss gooooooo! |
| you're my current favorite ~~reddit user~~ exit liquidity for elon |
| haha fair |
| Did the S Koreans all get margin called? |
| I hate that im conditioned to trade based on tweets. Really dystopia shit |
| U piece of shit I banbetted like 100 times |
| Bers are undignified animals |
| You cant be serious |
| Selling is better than screenshot |
| nice giant red dong at close of day, tomorrow will be horrible. |
| If by soon you mean in 20 years, sure |
| !banbet MU 1300 14D |
| He is the reason it's called a tooth brush |
| Imma need my money back |
| Honestly yeah take a break from the vibes and pick a concrete entry point - don't enter otherwise |
| Congrats on the green day SPCX bagholders ! |
| I will stop wanking until I break even |
| RKLB will be -10% tomorrow |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| I bitched out and locked in some gains on gold puts.\n\nYou can all mock me tomorrow when it dies overnight |
| Reversal is indeed coming. Bottom Has reached |
| This belongs to r/valueinvesting |
| !banbet |
| PUMP TOMORROW YOU CRAZY BASTARDS |
| Usually the option premiums just widen. |
| !banbet SPCX 135 21d |
| I’m hungry for tacos |
| bruh we got Let Me Solo Her in porn before GTA6 |
| Apparently their pension funds and insurance companies had forced selling: they could only have a certain percentage of overall AUM in equities, and given the massive runup in the KOSPI they have to periodically rebalance. \n\nBut yeah Korean retail panic sold |
| Will MU crash the markets tomorrow? |
| This be deleted soon real quick |
| I swear good news makes ONDS go down |
| We're not just gonna let this happen, right you guys? 🥲 |
| It's gonna be flat or down, floundering all week. The market only recognizes IBM |
| It’ll pass once the basement brokers have lost interest or lose all their money |
| No matter how bad it was for you, you didn’t lose as much money as Elmo did today. |
| If I buy calls and you all buy puts I can create the wealthiest wsb generation we’ve ever seen |
| Spy going to rip tomorrow |
| Yes it’s totally gonna turn around with half the volume of trading 🤣 |
| Stupid bear |
| Any thoughts on potential acquisition of Nuscale $SMR by SpaceX? |
| I can't remember what it's like to make money.. been in the red for a while thanks to bag7 |
| I'm at 5k down from 25k. Originally put in 9... |
| Why! |
| Bad for the arteries, making thing less liquid |
| Yeah, they could be gambling on options with their rent money and unemployment checks |
| IBM ate its lunch |
| Neither did the rest of big tech LOL |
| all i ask is a gap up tom so i dont have to eat my cat |
| the koreans are stil selling spcx ffs |
| lemming coded af |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| ai told me that the 1981 Finals MVP was drafted in 1984. 😂 |
| They started it |
| !banbet |
| And that's why you should never trust it. |
| We’ll see |
| The dude has a center tooth. |
| My port got shellacked today boys |
| Spcx red 7 min into AH |
| In all seriousness, the president actually sounds quite ill. |
| which ticker?\n\n |
| Sndk? |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| Thanks man |
| -2k to +150\n\nJust one of those days |
| Sorry. I bought more Drip. |
| I’m going to use llm to wipe my butt |
| !banbet |
| I think the market finally has lost its patience with 🥭 |
| Wow, truly regarded |
| What if you're wrong? |
| I buy stock goes down\n\nThe market is very rational |
| Are they stupid? Where are mah rockets?🚀😡 |
| Ok we had 2 red days in a row the laws of physics won’t allow the 3rd . I didn’t make up the rules it’s physics. |
| NVDA didn’t hold $200 on accident |
| RIP |
| I just need to see about 10 more posts of degenerates losing their asses on $SPCX, or complaining how it’s ass, before I buy calls. |
| Caterpillar (CAT) would have been nice to get in on earlier |
| RELEASE THE KOREANS!!! |
| Punish or reward option holders |
| At least buying calls was an easy discission eod. We can't have 2 red days in a row |
| Hate to do this 🌈 🐻 but I just put a letter in the mail asking the big guy to ban pride month. I’m tired of this red shit. |
| let’s keep KOSPI turned off |
| This bullshit all began with the PDT removal. Literally just random pump and dumps that all happen overnight to shred the poors who dare buy options now. Doesn’t even matter whether you’re bull or bear |
| spcx most obvious short in history |
| Bulls with no positions b like |
| MC |
| Hurry up and sell then |
| aggressive income? |
| Googl at this level should be a good entry. \n\nIf it keeps dipping just continue to buy.\n\nPE of 26 in this mad market is a steal. |
| We’ve already done well everyone is losing money this week lol |
| Tell her you just cancelled the jacuzzi shipment |
| Mine caught me pouring a hot bubblebath for me and the toaster. |
| Well if I get evicted and live in a dumpster at least I can use it to make money behind it. |
| Nah |
| I think that’s completely by design and intentional. |
| “The English, as we know, struggle in Massachusetts” - Fox Sports broadcast on England vs Ghana\n\n🤣🤣🤣 |
| Sell then buy in two days |
| Red Dead MyPension |
| I bought MU Puts let’s see what happens 950P 6/26 |
| Aaaand it's gone |
| That'd be smart, but they don't need to\n\nMore capex hurts the memory bottleneck that boosted their share price |
| Filling in my Wendy’s application right now. |
| I hate this fucking cesspool of a sub, and rarely post here because of it. But, I did get my answer, so kudos to WSB, which I'll probably never say again. \n\nStupid newb mistake on my part. Though, I've been investing for decades, and I've held QQQM for several years. Never had such a deviation like this. |
| If today you were levered long memory and didn't close your margin you are an idiot.\n\nIf today you had cash and didn't pour it on memory stocks you are an idiot.\n\nHope that helps. |
| ?Why aren't we doing it this way\n\n.It indicates right away that a question is being asked |
| Kim 👀 |
| Anyone not buying soxs calls AND puts at close today is dumb. \n\nLoaded up 3.5 puts for the correction tomorrow and threw the rest at 5 calls for the big dumper on Thursday |
| Jesus why is it so gruesome lol |
| Day 1000000 of it closing right at the opening price |
| Just another Tuesday for Kospi tbh |
| Can we just skip straight to mu earnings? |
| Only down 1.98% today, for tech being 25% of my port I'll take it tbh |
| I will settle for a small W (NYSE: w) in SpaceX. |
| Thank god my QQQ strangles were wider than my anus, covered all my losses on my MU calls |
| Sver Oold |
| Koreans gonna be so mad |
| RIP |
| My ass hurts |
| Seems about right for them. Opposite of everyone else |
| Bisogna fuggire dal Tech prima che scende a picco, quindi appena gli utili di qualche azienda non saranno sufficienti per il mercato |
| Holy shit I’m so powerful!!!! |
| We don't know which stocks will make it out of this bloodbath alive. What I do know is that I pray to God I'm not invested in a stock that becomes the next CSCO 💀 |
| CEREBRAS\n\nALL OUR EYES ARE ON YOU |
| Im thinking a new low tbh |
| Time to make it all back on England -525 |
| how much? 27k for me |
| There will be rockets, but they'll be heading for your portfolio |
| $138 left in my gambling port down from 5k\n\nThis is my declaration that I’m getting that shit back and then turning options off. I’ll gamble with meme stock instead. |
| Did this a few months ago. Can confirm gray hairs have slowed down.. kinda. |
| Next week |
| Lol |
| BrK is still up, more pain to come tomorrow gents. |
| Last 10 minute SPX 0dtes are so fun. Who needs a casino. I can’t step in there anyway. I have a problem |
| unsalted, we're not neandrathals |
| $270 - $1,873 in NDX 10 minute to expiriation butterflies |
| we either gonna be depressed after wednesday night or eating good |
| Fuck I shoulda bought the $3s… bought the $5 for .14 as well\n\nGood luck to us hah!! |
| Bol extinction event like never seen before |
| I feel alive when green |
| Holy shit my comment made it fall .2%!!! |
| No. \n\nIt’s Wall Street. |
| That was fucking gay |
| Seems a bit much for a 6% drop, no? It was this price just the other day, |
| What the fuck is SPX? Never heard of it! spy is S&P right? |
| well, would you? |
| I live this comment |
| I got Nasdicked down today. |
| Do we sell litercola |
| Yeah but it's still hard to lose money if you don't outsmart yourself. \n\nSPY and chill vs yelling at the sky for things to finally "make sense" once a decade. |
| Just Stop Talking |
| Me when my space stock has a “green” day after dropping 27 percent in a week |
| Anyone else love seeing ASTS drop 30% in 1 month |
| Liquidity was horrible, too. IBKR had crazy bid / ask spreads. |
| Era of scam pumps over, shit's going back to 370s tomorrow |
| I went full margin on nvdia at 200.25 eod. Am I regarded? |
| If something drops 20% in a day and can only claw back 1% the next day, that tells you a lot about where price action is headed... |
| Bers need to zoom out on that chart and realize bols still have 95% of their money. |
| 18/f/cali/retarded lf similar low iq to go broke with |
| These Warsh OFF days are starting to piss me off.\n\nTurn the Warsh back ON!!!! |
| The market gods have spoken\n\nThe Koreans will decide our fate |
| which cylon from battlestar? |
| Idiots complain about the stock market going down and proceed to sell everything. |
| "of course babe, I'd take a bath with you" |
| lmao, bulls are regarded |
| No, it's just fantasy |
| MU DILUTION INCOMING |
| Well would you |
| This post made it fall .1%!!!!!! |
| Been on ROPE all month |
| what type of shit was that spcx |
| The more pool pictures Donny posts, the more fucked we are. |
| I turned my investment into a trade. Does that count? |
| 27k |
| NVIDIA you shame your ancestors |
| Toasters have a habit of shuting the fuck up so that's an easy yes |
| I can never get over how his top teeth are not aligned with his face |
| You never know what your tenants might be doing |
| Bears are applying for emotional support therapy |
| Christina Partsinevelos has great knockers |
| I believe the word is panic. |
| Over 20k. But still up 98% YTD |
| "Yes, toast is great" |
| Im a bull and down like 10k but still want the market to die |
| Who’s gonna tell him? |
| Behind the dumpster regard, not in the store u gonna get the cops called and ruin it for everyone |
| Never take advice from this sub |
| We have so many private credit experts. |
| Mr. Stark |
| Or is it just fantasy? |
| November? You’re good bro just wait til like sep/oct at least. Give it time to play out |
| God damn I am so proud I didn't get baited into calls at close! |
| There is decidedly a non-zero chance they print! |
| What a disgusting market. |
| Is your grandpa also an idiot? |
| girthy\* |