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| Etsy? Maybe... I have some negative bias already, and the chart looks pretty sad, and funds are dumping it. That's said a big surprise it could pop... maybe... |
| i dont anymore |
| Doesn't really bother me. Just want to gamble freely on 0dtes. Lol |
| RTX calls seem okay rn |
| >NQ failed hard to even get 50% of the way through the hourly FVG on the big drop, then broke band stayed below. They might run for the buy stops above the double top tonight but either way big dump tomorrow\n\n!remindme 1d |
| SLV gooners tears again soon |
| Old prices mooning are we going to war? |
| FIG gang checking in |
| Last chance of Clifford or bers are finished for good. |
| Double down |
| Silver Bulls about to get gaped |
| Oil is 5% up. I am going all-cash until somebody gives me an explanation for this. Feel free to picture me with a tinfoil hat, but this is overly fucking suspicious. |
| QQQ double topped. Minutes were nothing. Now we just bleed the rest of the day |
| Behind the Wendy's 24 / 7. |
| Calls on QQQ ?!? |
| Some of y'all are stillborn babies. Your mother didn't want you but you were still born. |
| Fed minutes bolish or berish? |
| They can, but there are details that are important. I receive some interest that is state tax exempt. Unless you knew to look for it, it would be easily missed. |
| Follow Nancy Pelosi's trades. |
| So much yapping just flip the coin |
| Yeah can really only 0dte TSLA once a week |
| When is 685 bro |
| Buy crystal ball |
| About 48 hours until the USS Gerald Ford reaches east Mediterranean. This will put it in position to knock down missiles aimed at Israel while the Lincoln launches bombers, fighters and missiles. \n\nThis is what they did during the 12 day war just a while ago and Iran can do nothing to do them. \n\nBombings start this weekend |
| Red is good comrade |
| There's one more secret I feel must share with you\n\n>!I did not care for the Godfather!< |
| GameStop baby |
| Why? |
| Screenshot or you’re a retard |
| Short-Term price action guessing is always gambling |
| I mean my csp was cooked and now its fine |
| Bye bye butt 🌽 |
| \>OKLO crashed\n\n35.11%past year\n\n574.73%past 5 years\n\n \nI guess you could say it crashed since October, but I'm very much so still in profit holding OKLO. Never listen to reddit on anything when selling speculative stocks. |
| Show your All Time |
| MMs have repositioned. Drilling will commence in 2 minutes. |
| RATE HIKES! \n\nThank you for your attention to this matter! |
| Wouldn’t it depend if they are buying or selling the condor, which is not clear on either of these statements? Genuine question, |
| I get that, but looking at the biggest positions in the larger indices, they already had their fair share of pullback with over -10% |
| Max leverage bitcoin short |
| https://preview.redd.it/a33jfsh31bkg1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=784eb308f96965120fc03667f662dd53c601510a\n\nI have one too，😂lol |
| Tldr Calls or puts |
| It’s still bad |
| Dayum |
| oil lately says we are really super not prepared |
| BRING IT DOWN! |
| WTFFFFFFFF please go up SPY. 689 close |
| Buy SLV over 2 week period sit and see what happens\n\nPut a 20% trailing stop on it |
| #lmao bul on life support. we ending red. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ojjo9de01bkg1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2bc92eb282ba376b021de451e2bf642aa459934 |
| 5 years chart looks amazing |
| DO IT. |
| And down we gooooo |
| Lmao here it comes |
| They either do or they don’t, math seems fine to me |
| Wouldn’t that mean you’d really need to inverse your inverse since the inverse then becomes the regular |
| Ever since they added 0dte on Monday Wednesday for mag7 they’ve been theta fucking. What a joke |
| Why do they make holding puts so fkn brutal it’s never just an easy dump |
| 2nd this.\n\nI also own Atai. |
| Stop saying rate hike you’re scaring me |
| For shits and giggies |
| It either profits or it doesn't simple as |
| doesnt really matter, everything i tanks. so ill be at wendys |
| an big red candle rn would be an absolute piece of art. |
| https://preview.redd.it/yfnpc1601bkg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b30a8fce89e95a7c17cfaea97b86feec12713a5\n\nHolding till tomorrow |
| MU after hours 450+ |
| $2.32 gain, twas an amazing year. |
| Bet it all on red |
| SPY 687. Not too attachedd Hoping for 50%. |
| i hope this comment finds you well |
| History shows you only win on these stocks (like AI in late 2010s) by braving big dumps. \n\nPeople are expecting profitability in 5 years, so in reality it's going to pump this year or next and start pricing in. I'm simply basing that on what happened with RKLB from $4 which is similar in innovation and risk. |
| Limitless scam |
| SHREK always. bad news, good news, he always arrives. |
| Rate hikes are bullish |
| INTC options. Make NaNa proud ! 🧓 |
| WEBULL is an awesome stock....for tax loss harvesting |
| RATE HIKES? BULLISH AF SPY 700 EOM |
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| Pippa Stevens 13-F anoolyser in the excel sheets |
| NQ failed hard to even get 50% of the way through the hourly FVG on the big drop, then broke and stayed below. They might run for the buy stops above the double top tonight but either way big dump tomorrow |
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| Yay!! |
| 4months old account guessing ur new to trading? You’ll be back you needed the experience first to start cooking |
| More dancing ghey bears! 💃💃🤣 |
| As long as GDP stays strong and inflation is above range, the Fed will lean towards hikes regardless of the employment picture. \n\nWelcome to the K shaped economy. |
| Will this shit just fucking collapse already |
| Bol market ❌ ber market ❌ stag market ✅ |
| The way some of you guys write I can tell you think all calls/puts have 50% odds of profiting. |
| you likely cannot short |
| I love how everyone talks so highly about wallstreet, they priced this in, PE ratio, cash flow models, meanwhile the average wallstreet guy is a degenerate coke head with a stripper habit and buys/sells off vibes |
| Or $ATAI if you're worried about FOMOing into $CMPS. I'm about 80-20 $ATAI $CMPS. $CMPS will likely be first to market but $ATAI short acting psychedelics to compete with Spravato ketamine is where the money's at. |
| 688p 🌝 |
| 688 puts bought this morning (2dte tho) |
| If we go to 700, see you Valhalla |
| Are they really? |
| Did you just talk shit and then end it off in an if statement? Lol. That's why I asked if he believed in it first. I know quite a bit about cybersecurity. FYI they are working on post-quantum cryptography, but the block chain isn't one of them...moron. |
| Bol r fuk. That is all |
| Scratch off lottery tickets. Literally cant go tits up. |
| Big beautiful mstr puts |
| Chat maybe Iran just stationed troops around the strait of hormuz for fun |
| Day6 of asking what’s your guys 0dte positions rn |
| You realize 🥭 and the rest of the fruit basket want Argentina right? |
| down |
| Can we get another big palitir pump? |
| Rally to close then rally after hours, tomorrow blood red |
| You could have sold SPY 690 instead you are going to bag hold until SPY 480 |
| SPY please rocket |
| 🎶The DOW is under 50 thou🎶 |
| ...only now do you learn the power of the dark side... |
| Power, fake dump |
| ASTS |
| markets pretty chill considering fed is talking about a rate hike |
| Imagine holding stocks overnight |
| The Fed wants to hike but they’re scared to tell us |
| you guys hear the crowd? They are saying Let's Go Brandon |
| Theta |
| U short? |
| I predict you will do 0DTE DOTM SPY long options |
| Have you tried inversing yourself? |
| SFM maybe a good earnings play. This thing is beat to crap and they just opened one in my neighborhood. Place was packed. |
| I don’t pick sell strikes by a fixed number of strikes. I pick them by delta. For an iron condor, both short legs are targeted inside |Δ| 0.10–0.22, and I usually start around ~0.15–0.20 if the chain is liquid and the credit is reasonable.\n\nWings are defined-risk and in my XSP setups have been 5 points wide on each side (long put is 5 points below the short put; long call is 5 points above the short call). DTE is typically 35–60 with a default preference for 35–45, and I’ll go out toward 60 only if liquidity and event spacing are better.\n\nOn a ~10k account, sizing is constrained by defined max loss plus the need to keep the closing orders fundable on Robinhood: I place a standing GTC take-profit to buy back at ~50% of the entry credit, and I have hard exits at ~2× credit (loss-cap proxy), |Δ| ≥ 0.33 on any short, touch of a short strike, or 21 DTE.\n\nXSP is also attractive in taxable because broad-based index options like XSP may qualify for Section 1256 60/40 treatment and are cash-settled with no early assignment risk. |
| Believe it or not, calls. |
| Dam a interest hike would go so hard |
| Roll to next week at least if you are waiting for an Iran bump. |
| I demand you take Tesla off and put MSFT on. For my calls. |
| This market is separating the people who know what they're doing while everyone else is getting chopped up |
| SPY 700 incoming |
| Nah |
| You have more odds to win something at a casino than with high risks stocks options |
| Is it gonna be rug-pull du jour, or do we rally to close? |
| Those are gonna get erased anyways. Listen to your heart |
| You called me a gambler and I don’t like it |
| Not right away |
| U only need to be invested like 3 days of the year to capture most of the gains the market makes in that timeframe btw. |
| See you next paycheck |
| put it into my bags so they pump so that i can sell |
| Friendly reminder: time for V |
| At least you had 50K to lose |
| Vibe trading > vibe coding |
| rate hikes? while the job market deteriorates? good god, what a mess |
| see you tomorrow |
| The discussion of rate hikes. |
| Surely it has sound alerts? Most do |
| Remember when dips lasted more than 12 hours lol |
| 🎵 I don’t wanna come back down from this cloud 🎵 |
| Inverted V right on schedule you wankers |
| No. Everyone knows tylenol causes autism |
| What new info did they announce that wasn’t already known |
| Can anyone with more knowledge and experience than me explain this price action? |
| > I'm sure the companies themselves know what to expect better than redditors\n\nMaybe look up their historical production issues. Every time something unexpected happens, natural disaster, increased demand, etc, the entire industry is caught flat footed because fabs take too long to set up and they're too fearful of driving prices down to increase production. They may have more info, but they've done a shit job as an industry of accounting for any bumps in the road. |
| Wait how can I lose so much so quick but when its going my way it fucking crawls up?? |
| Cmon market freak tf out lol they not paying attention to fomc? |
| V starting. Load up on calls Bools.\n\nThanks for playing Bers. You are fuk |
| Jane days are always fun |
| Why does Wall Street only care about margins when it comes to one single stock: SMCI? All other stocks are completely separated from fundamentals... Are they trying to cover their positions after their earnings? Or have everyone collectively decided to not care about anything anymore? |
| Freak the fuck out and buy\n\nBULLISH |
| Military radars going off the chain\n\nRafikiitistime.jpg |
| Sure you aren’t thinking of Benadryl? |
| Power hour or sour hour? 🤔 |
| CMPS\n\nPsychedelic TRD treatment that will most likely get FDA approval. \n\nTold the group here Feb 13th here got laughed at and told to stfu. \n\nIt’s up 35% since I posted and a mod took it down. |
| Well this will probably be my last day with you guys |
| inversing WSB with 1DTE spy calls rn |
| META🧑🦯 |
| You know WMT would skyrocket at this point if they announced they were divorcing the Nasdaq. |
| That is most definitely new. |
| Miracle candle just got snuffed |
| U.S. market tanks? Bitcoin tanks! U.S markets go up? Bitcoin tanks! |
| Take profit |
| Bear market things |
| Haha. Perfect |
| Head fake |
| we gonna tank hard |
| Because there’s nothing new |
| What flimsy as boats can’t handle 50 mph winds |
| Love seeing tards tell me ***i THOT*** or ***im fuk*** as i was buying [688 puts this morning](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1r815i1/comment/o62yvi6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button).\n\nToo fucking easy. |
| WMT gonna need to say they're selling AI powered sex robots tomorrow to pump this thing |
| You are correct, I am a ETF and ROI portfolio simp. Alas, I have done over 90 different substances. Cocaine, gambling, and hookers is peak degenerate activity. It's fun until it isn't. The same could be said with gambling, no? |
| https://preview.redd.it/8e60zl840bkg1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=420c8a0425c1f319f674e4cf732248b50b10a7d1 |
| No |
| This Market is fuck |
| Because I didn’t buy it 2 days ago when it was at $8 |
| UP DOWN WHO CA4ES CAN THE FKING THING JUST HAPPEN ALREADY |
| no change in prediction markets for 'Fed rate hike in 2026?' |
| I was told we were holding 688. The bols were so excited about it. |
| I’m a short king in a bear market |
| What I thought the reason we were pumping because of the Iran attack announcement in the morning. |
| Dont take too much tylenol. You'll meet the moonman |
| SFM 100x pls |
| Stop buying dips bols\n\n#YOU'RE DONE |
| 20,000 on what |
| And soon the Seahawks |
| Vibes bro. People like seeing things go up and not down |
| Why is ONDS UP 10%?! I had a CSP taken at 11$ last month and its finally back . Thought id never see 11 again.... |
| Can I just get a cash and stock advance for the next 4 months. Just announce the so called war with Iran and I’ll buy the next 5 dips and then bottom out after no one cares about war again and we can go up in June. |
| walking around the marina looking at boats rekt by the 50mph winds last night |
| Come on you didn't think they would give you that QQQ pump for free now did you?? If you didn't get out at 1.5% you need to go have a word with yourself. You had the chance. |
| Up 60% rn on the puts I said to buy yall downvoted lmao |
| probably throw it all into some meme stock calls that expire in like 2 weeks and either become a millionaire or lose everything spectacularly. this is the way right |
| Quikrete had record earnings. |
| So crazy you say that I got an email from them this week saying they have to close my account lmao I’m like what Google Gemini? Nope turns out there was another company by the same name and I had an account from forever ago I forgot about |
| I wish |
| SELL SELL SELL |
| Spend the 5k on a few bags and an MG, go to the largest local gold/silver bullion seller and rob the shit out of them. |
| He had to find a new job, he couldn't afford a new hard drive. |
| The Hoosiers are flipping champs |
| Literally told ya'll bozo 688.50 kept on getting rejected and shit is gonna drill |
| had a stroke reading this |
| I wish there was some way to make my brokerage app starting blinking and dinging when my 0DTEs hit. |
| One of the first things I would do is try my hardest to stay away from this sub.\n\nThen I would lose everything on my own and post it in this sub |
| https://preview.redd.it/9eswk47uzakg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7595f297f3eb46a127e4920ebcef5718a2fb5ceb\n\nNice. |
| he has puts |
| Need a green day between all the reds recently |
| Just vibes |
| He then told me it was the pump before the dump |
| dow is back to open |
| Google swimming on its side now |
| I see the bad moon rising 🎶 |
| If I were a gambling man… LYFT or RDDT |
| I would dump into tao Bittensor or Hedera |
| Stock market is irrelevant. Bezos owns all the ram, hdd, ssd. That's all that matters. |
| This is why we can't have nice things |
| Bye bye 2025 market\n\n#HELLO 2022 |
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| lmao , how many trades? |
| Plunge protection team has been working overtime today for sure |
| Bought a 0DTE 6900 SPX call here for fun |
| taking up a certification or a trade that’ll make me 10k on the side a year for the rest of my life |
| 230 more points to go for NQ. Fingers crossed. |
| I now declare w, fig, and klar as shitty companies that should be delisted as well.\n\nI have calls on those so if my powers are real, they should bounce up now. |
| Gonna close red, isn’t it? |
| 0dte TSLA or SLV non stop for 6 months |
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| Remember fernando mendoza?? |
| Any concrete news that caused the pump today? |
| no |
| This is true. It’s more anticipation now |
| Bulls to Market: why are you gae? |
| but why? |
| They dont rule out recession but much more confident in US economy than January. Main risk for stocks remains concentration risk in mag 7 |
| We tried getting to know SPY 700, but we just weren’t compatible, \n\nshe wanted real jobs I said we can just pretend to make jobs and revise them down later |
| Who knew we have so many canadians in here? |
| Jesus |
| When panic selling? |
| Commenting |
| this market right now is offending me 🙁 |
| Iwm to 263. Puts are the play |
| Getting a bonus. Planning on using it for student loans payment but it's tempting... |
| The dollar is going to rip everyone a new asshole |
| Thanks! Appreciate the insight |
| Every dump gets bought and every pump gets sold. Simple stuff. |
| So Im not from the US, is OP in deep shit with the 1mil "wash sale loss disallowed" in the screenshot? |
| As is tradition |
| YEAH I WAS LIKE THAT IN 100K |
| For all the retards that need it spelt out. They were expecting 1.5% inflation by March this year hence the chance of a cut. The fact inflation is still rising and is no where near 2% means that they will likely hike because as stated, their inflation goal takes priority over jobs numbers even though unemployment is up right now. They’re doing the right thing and making sure we don’t turn in to Argentina. |
| my 409k is at zero. I sadly don't have one ☹️ |
| If we close flat today I'll be so happy |
| Retail dip buyers is slang for bag holders? |
| dip buyers tired yet |
| He then told me it was the pump before the dump |
| Not necessarily true if you transfer assets to another firm. Learned that mistake. |
| I made some typos out of anxiety haha. It’s the SPY 3/31 $540p & $530p (not 3) |
| soon all of you will have no money to trade stocks anymore so HOOD price will be doubly attached to the market lmao |
| Sideways for 7 months is crazy |
| Sour hour is going to look like your face after a warhead lmao |
| That tracks. |
| War stimulates the economy |
| No way they close this flat again |
| Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now |
| Everyone saying bullish while we continue to sink into a new bottom is a bot |
| The DOW was 50k |
| nvda really doing some heavy lifting here, was aapl yesterday\n\n |
| Notes basically summed up as this:\n\n\nNobody had clear direction.\n\n\nInvestors dont like this |
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| Do big dix run in the family? |
| Man, this shit is so unpredictable at the moment around $75. Might as well play short term natural gas. 😄 |
| He then told me it was the pump before the dump |
| Nah 685 at close at best, tomorrow if we hit 683-682 but calls, range bound bullshit driving me nuts |
| Amzn holding well |
| Yeah bro, big shorts for me |
| https://preview.redd.it/84nu6ft9zakg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb3f8b33e323b1525aa77fd3706d7dee38a33e24\n\n |
| Every dump gets bought and every pump gets sold. Simple stuff. |
| we gonna end flat.. I called it |
| FOMC meeting somewhat bullish. Interest rate cuts not aggressive but it suggests FOMC dont see recession likely. Will provide floor for SPY even if big tech shits bed |
| The only thing that moved today is bitcoin, and that’s not special. It’s been falling for months |
| Anything past spy 400 is because of the federal reserve |
| Crazy thing is I know Powells nephew. Anyone want me to pass on a msg? |
| Entire market relies on Walmart an Nvdia earnings. |
| Thats today bro. By close. |
| Down 100k since October |
| Continue to hold 02/20 7000/6875 put spreads or no. I can’t make decisions for myself |
| Right SLV did it for me now let's see QQQ DRILLLLLL LIKE A CONVICTED DRILL ARTIST |
| I'd wager you've never played with enough money to know how much fun it is |
| Exp? |
| I'm in slv puts today. |
| I have no idea what's going on and am just along for the ride. |
| That’s fair! Haha. My bad. But still 151k open interest for $540p and $530p is definitely interesting. We’re playing with 0dte numbers for 40dte |
| Not over unless SPY hits 684. Everything over this is noise. |
| STOCK MARKET AT ALL-TIME HIGH! HOW ARE YOUR 409K'S DOING? 70%, 80%, 90% up? Only 50% up! What are you doing wrong? |
| 683-682 tomorrow if this is the game we are playing. |
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| JUST IN: "SPY about to breach 700!" says person who predicted this daily for the last six months. |
| Seasoned curly fries anyone? |
| corn dawwwwwg |
| You dropped this king 👑 |
| So are we trying to save Wendy's now? This honestly makes so much sense for this sub. Otherwise I'm out of a job 😭 $Wen |
| UBERrrrrrrrrrr! |
| lol a 5% pullback wouldn’t make things go south. People just want a normal, healthy pullback, but it’s not allowed in this market. |
| back to todays premarket, boring |
| This analysis is dead on |
| It's still higher than at open. What are you laughing about? |
| Well yeah, theres lots of fun things you can do once you decide to commit straight up tax evasion or fraud. |
| I have $14 average share for oklo. Should I keep or sell? |
| >trimming memory stocks in 2026 |
| But who was executing the trades? |
| Bro money violates the law of thermodynamics. You can create it without destroying it. Calls. |
| My SMR is eating shit but my smaller ENPH position has been fire. Really tempted to shift everything over. |
| Glorious Dxy bounce |
| Gemini Bitcoin Exchange has gone bust. |
| Rip bullss gahaaaaa |
| That's equal the national GDP of average african countries |
| wild |
| Nah lol |
| All the morons that continue to full port calls are gonna be super saddened by the next 26 hours. |
| I will never recover from this .2% drop |
| I told myself I’m only gonna play theta gang. It’s going as planned and I’m making money but it’s slow and I’m getting bored. |
| Investors are gonna totally pile in at all time highs with a war about to break out |
| This |
| Saying most people do not use real estate is the most regarded thing I’ve ever read. |
| you dont deserve to lose money but you need to learn young one |
| Too greedy |
| She still is. And Sesame Sex Street |
| Poomp it!!!! |
| You mean bulls? |
| cash gang |
| Why ? |
| Agreed. I think they will wait until next Wednesday, after State of the Union. |
| breaking news war is bearish for equities |
| big beautiful hike |
| Its always a bull trap, until it isn't. |
| It’s working on it. Don’t worry it’s happening |
| Priced in. Pump it |
| Coz you'll do it and it will go sideways for half hour to bleed your theta |
| What you thinking? Also thank you |
| Take 3 minutes and do some basic research about quantum computing and "breaking" code so you don't sound like a moron and regurgitate what other morons are saying. \n \nBitcoin can just fork and be fine, but even if it couldn't and quantum computing could hack the blockchain and tear it all down then we have way more to worry about like the banking system. |
| Aw damn, I thought she was gonna host the Mister Rogers reboot. |
| Bers seething |
| so those 20,000 spx options everyone was bullish on... maybe they were sells and we shouldnt be so bullish |
| Bro, I'm betting Warsh drops a fifty bipper on his first day. There may be a red laser on his forehead as he does this. |
| robin hood cant even draw lines good |
| the comments here feels like many people switched over to puts the last couple of days and it shows, why you want shit to go south |
| Bought june 640p last Monday just been riding this rollerocaster man weeeeeeeeeee |
| what's steve jobs? |
| Every time they have say that, it dumps and I just buy. It seems to be working. Kinda like a hopeless romantic but for stocks 😂 |
| NOOOOOO\n\nNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| execute order 66 |
| fn just dump man jeezuz |
| I'd love for my 682p dailies to come back to life. lol |
| I saw some decent analysis on X showing previous international conflicts did not have much of an impact on the market. Even after 9/11 the market made fresh highs within 10 days after the attacks or something. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 680.0 before 18-Feb-2026 03:58 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Stfu |
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| Ligma or figma? Which is up 7% today. |
| 690 tomorrow no doubt. This ain’t going to rug again |
| It's unlikely that the facist regime and tech bros are going tot get their own way since everyone is already sick of their shit, so my advice is not to hold BTC. |
| don’t think pookie |
| The market is wrong and my idiotic positions will be vindicated |
| expiry is fake. keep holding. |
| ENTER THE BEARS |
| 🥭 would kidnap the Fed if they hiked rates |
| open bol anoos |
| With the recent lower highs, probably a mini correction coming. |
| ARKG green, apple fading = Pump is fake\n\nApple is a reliable indicator of how the market is about to move. \n\nARKG is a reliable indicator of if some fuck shit is going on with current movement or not. If ARKG is pumping, but actual good stocks are muted, things are a little sketchy. |
| !banbet SPY $683 2h. |
| One of the cruxes I think is that the average joe isnt going to have the technical knowledge to trust the "code" and "math"\n\nI think it's reasonable to guess that the overwhelming majority of BTC supporters nowadays are blindly trusting this and had been riding the hype |
| Might pull back at close if it can't pump from this range. |
| 680? |
| You d like that, you fucko |
| Please provide a source because that conflicts with everything I've found when trying to Google this. |
| Why are mods removing posts like this that generate a lot of debate and are very relevant? |
| is the best hedge rn just to bet on hike at 1% on prediction marekets? |
| Origami is for regards |
| imma hold 0dte to tmr |
| 684.99 would be really fricking cool man dude |
| Boring |
| Fence straddlers have no balls. Literally. Hurts to stratddle a fence. |
| Same |
| Doesn't this seem like a bull trap right before the crash due to the ongoing escalations with Iran? Isn't a war decades ago the reason for a crash at that time? It doesn't make sense for it to be pumping with the escalations going on and with no good news. What are your thoughts? |
| How do you have so much money without knowing how options work? |
| Give it a minute, spy will be red by days end |
| Why can’t accountants just look at the finals value? |
| 7000 by next week, even with Iran. That's where I think we go. |
| Picked up a few DE puts for tomorrow morning, but the call/put ratio isn't exactly making me confident. IV is low enough that I think it's worth the risk |
| Friday's gonna be brutal LMAO 🤌🤌🤌 |
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| BREAKING: No rate change decision in march due to the whole fed board coming down with a bad case of ligma |
| Idc, fuck this market. Im holding these 0DTE puts to the grave if I have to |
| Hump Day < Pump Day |
| You know they’re going to dump it on you again…\n\nSo why not close out those calls and open puts? |
| Literally zero volume today. |
| Why? Inflation go up, rates go up. They just said what has already been said for like 10 years and now the algos have AI so they already know that. |
| Just set a stop loss at 49 for my TQQQ long; market looks rugggy. |
| Wendy’s is back in the menu boys 🤑 |
| Was thinking the same but its the hardest stock to trade… \n\nWhat date you thinking? |
| 6700 tomorrow |
| Lmfao my buthole was so clench in terror and anticipation |
| 690 eod please |
| Seems pretty self explanatory. Banks can't restrict how you spend your money. |
| Yeah, but remember i’m dumb |
| the biggest hinderance to 🥭's absolute power is not institutions, laws and popular resistance but the very fact 🥭 is regarded and likes to TACO away from risky decisions. \n\nThe whole Iran invasion is due to Israeli blackmail and Oil Industry interests. |
| Listen up you spazzy fucks, \n\n\nCSGP |
| Just a slow bleed from here the rest of the day it seems. Only Walmart can save you now |
| Raise rates = stronger dollar = big dick Americans \n\nBULLISH |
| bears in shambles |
| I believe most brokerages, like Robinhood, will provide summaries. |
| Only for Grok all other AI is a woke mind virus |
| for god's sake, please post some winning. |
| If this market made any sense spy would have dropped 30 dollars from those fed minutes |
| Honestly could be. Trump probably wants to keep the Kongs and Zillas in check. |
| VIX puts |
| You’re cooked bud |
| I wish i had a fold in my smooth brain. |
| Possible hikes!? Bring it on down SPY. You're done. Finished. Destroyed. Gaped |
| Ayyooo |
| Imagine thinking the market would give a shit about minutes from a meeting that happened a month ago |
| Puts free money, red tomorrow |
| I mean, that system worked for quite a while, not sure if it will continue to do so. |
| Bears can’t even win with rate hike headlines lmao |
| +3k on 3 0dte SPX6890P |
| Time to hang out at VWAP rest of today. Boring af |
| They are saying there could be is it stays over 2%. PCE was 2.8% |
| I read that as "Middle Earth". Still checks out. |
| Literally have to be dumb to make money rn betting it goes down after it went up is the strategy you’re too smart for that hence is why you lost money today you overthought it… |
| Ya'll ever try butter and Guinness? |
| I might buy MSTX one day for a bounce. |
| Slow bleed out rest of day |
| Actually that would do the opposite |
| Based |
| Have you heard of the Greeks? |
| Now that the Twitter regards have fully capitulated on HIMS, might be time to buy |
| dr told me the same about my 🕳 😔 |
| We need rate cuts to build more AI data centers, this is critical for the world to flourish! |
| why would i buy and hold when i can buy and fold |
| So we are buying right? 😅 |
| >AI right now is great for cool shorts and 3 min videos of said clips.\n\n>These clips work only in short format. Not a 2 min full scene even.\n\nAre you considering how the technology will continue to improve? Look at the original Will Smith eating spaghetti AI video, and look at the more recent one released last year or the year before. \n\nMy guess is the technology will continue to improve, and require less and less resources to achieve the same standard. \n\nThe only saving grace for IP will likely come from the world siloing off their respective internets. I do not see how the internet can be this open when the AI hacking bots / data centers come online. But if that doesn't happen, I struggle to see the value of IP in a world where AI can replicate/imitate it with relative ease. I don't think your average consumer is going to care whether the IP holder is being paid or not for AI bootlegs and such. \n\nDo you care if Will Smith is getting any kickback for the AI video of him eating spaghetti? 🙂 |
| Yep XOM moves used to be predictable I’ve been trading contracts on it since like 2022ish now the moves are massive and wildly unpredictable. But so are the profits! |
| Hitting one last ath before raining hell on earth in the middle east feels like this admins motto |
| No decision will be made |
| BTC will be a good buy in November/December 2026 an hodl until 2028-29. |
| Please pump 🙏🙏🙏 |
| So a triple top followed by a lower low and lower high on Spy. This is fine |
| Most of you are so dumb you dont understand these pumps are for exists |
| RAISE THE RATES\n\nBULLISH |
| Man Microsoft looks fucked |
| Put this in perspective, McDonalds serves 2.6 billion burgers a year. Where did all of that damn meat come from? When they arrested Epstein and shut down the trafficking rings, they lost their source of meat. I said what I said. |
| it's over |
| Rate hike discussions should fucking KILL the market. |
| Put prices going up while no price change. Something moving in the dark 🙁 |
| ye |
| I just started buying after posting that. Idk why this too me so long to realize. It worked with food… why not with autonomous driving. |
| lolllllllllllllll |
| Dead at 66K? People are really stupid. |
| The maximum pullback % is easily visible on the btc chart, I’m not sure what you’re getting at about this being common sense? Also the more notoriety something gets the more it’s talked about, and when it comes to making statements about btc in a bear market the retards are always the loudest often because they think they’re being proven right about it being worthless, and often they’re only able to think that because they have very little experience and are retarded. |
| no one has named it yet |
| Time to pump |
| Would you care to define what a "secure, censorship resistant monetary network" even means? Explain please. Give examples of how it's an improvement on our current system. |
| Nah I feel like I saw a shitload of absorption at a few points when the price should have catered |
| What rate hikes. I didn’t see no rate hike |
| Song on my radio is literally “Down, down, down we go!” I take it this is my divine message to load up to the tits on calls? |
| Markets pricing in tardeder for longerer-rer |
| Hike me harder daddy😮💨 but not my rates please |
| I mean he was right it wasnt by investing |
| No, I'm gobbling cock behind a recently closed Wendy's franchise.\n\nNow fuck off and leave to my craft. |
| This is the ghyest fed reaction ive ever had the displeasure of witnessesing |
| Spy puts? |
| Automatic |
| Damn that is rough, energy stocks are so unpredictable |
| They're still giving away tesla puts cheap |
| theres no reason to not buy a 1dte put here |
| This market have me aids |
| Rate hikes..yeehaw!\n\nRecession ...\n\n10% pull back..\n\nWoke |
| https://preview.redd.it/h357jiyoxakg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4353b531afe4bb367eb4dc6fb9446d4731e46673 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/CivenAL made a bet that U would go to 29.0 within **1 week** when it was 21.684 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| There is still not enough despair. When suicide hotline is posted on the bitcoin sub is usually around the actual bottom. |
| Throwing it in for #807 time. It's dead. |
| They can just roll their debt forward. Simple. |
| Can google die |
| dump your pedocoin |
| Yes |
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| IBRX spiking on old news. Something is up? Short squeeze again maybe |
| bearish candle on spy |
| Imagine being THIS poor LMAOOOO |
| I’m scared of VIX |
| They're going to shrek whether they say lower rates or higher. Its rigged either way. |
| Figma balls |
| we about to see clifford dick straight to 681 |
| The stock dropped 99.5% in 3 years, how do you plan profiting from it? |
| Pedo money |
| Psych! |
| Boy when 🥭's guy gets in the fed, it's gonna be a real fucking clown show. |
| Sold half my puts for 120% gain. Now idgaf if the rest go to zero lol. |
| 40-60 days out 10k account\nHow many strikes or delta you use sell strike..thanks for feedback |
| now we just panic for the next 2 hours |
| Flat or pump into close after maybe 1 more dip. Down tomorrow and Friday unless the made up data is really good. |
| THEY ARE DESPERATELY HOLDING THIS UP AND LOSING. I’m telling you guys get out now or literally lose everything. Don’t be stupid. |
| You do shitty drugs then |
| You need it today? I dunno about that. |
| The economy is a joke? |
| Rate hikes are bullish now LOL\n\nFucky ass market |
| So this week I’m locked in like John Stockton |
| YOU GET IT |
| Nike?! |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Bike? |
| 👄 |
| Seems like most of retail is all in on puts. They think war with Iran is happening any second. Buy calls! |
| Feds said a month ago won’t reduce interest rates unless inflation comes down. PCE came out last week lowest it’s been in 5 years. There won’t be rate hikes |
| Calls |
| Fuck off |
| Link? |
| Rates hike = bullish |
| Crawl up to 688 and reject again maybe |
| Ya you belong here |
| Yeesh hindsight is 20/20 though right never feel that bad for doing what you think was the correct move. I paperhanded my XOM call last week and sold at the first dip (it proceeded to rally the rest of the day and I lost out on about $300) |
| RAISE THE RATES! |
| Fed board members all fired. Ghislaine appointed Chancellor of Finance |
| Your grandma gave up her booty to sailors to earn those plates. |
| Gotta let people have a day of hope before bleeding them dry some more. |
| fed committee wants market to know they might raise (as a committee).\n\nnot dovish at all, for federal debt or markets |
| Can’t wait for tomorrow. Once wallstreet digests these meeting minutes. Fucking load puts |
| Did everything just stop working? |
| you know what rhymes with "hike" |
| Oooopppss $540 and $530, my bad. Fixing now |
| Even if u dum mf's could time travel I still think u'd lose money on the markets |
| No one used google anymore… everyone is full on LLM (unfortunately) |
| So we dummping or pumping? I need 692 😢 |
| the minute i buy calls cant fucking believe it |
| Believe it or not, theta |
| I'm betting it's going higher. |
| could you imagine another flat close day. \n\n👁👄👁 |
| Maybe so. Fed money printer is the only reason spy isn’t at 400. |
| emergency 50 point cut |
| Can MSFT and GOOG even stay green lmao |
| The daily is 100% a pysop |
| you can now purchase concepts of a share |
| Wonder what flag would pop up if Reddit implemented the origin feature |
| Tomorrow figma will be $35 and you will still be poor |
| Where is the pomp |
| The charts on Robinhood are regarded as hell |
| Rate…. Hikes???? |
| just drop it you fuck |
| damn are equities just not gonna price in the Iran risk until actual missiles are fired |
| Love me some high interest |
| Ber r fuk |
| Bitcoin is mainly only valuable of it's volatile. Early on you made money off farming, then rise, and finally you made money off the volitility.\n\nThere is no longer value in farming.\n\nThere is no longer value in the rise.\n\nThere is now no value in the volitility.\n\nWhat's Bitcoin good for now? |
| Didn’t we attack Iran already last summer? |
| It's all a scam |
| Any FOMC news is free money. Just wait for the initial reaction and then inverse it, has worked last 10 times. |
| FED and PDF mm's run this market. Even when you think you're right, you're wrong. Just have to accept their manipulation and let it ride. |
| This is just some algo trading bullshit |
| Probably not |
| Believe it or not calls(from Montenegro 🇲🇪) |
| Rate hikes are bullish |
| Fed minutes were solid, 2 cuts expected this year |
| Fuck rick santelli |
| IS THERE AN EMERGENCY MEETING? WHATS GOING ON? JPOW DIED? |
| You got to pump it up |
| Corruption. Tomorrow is a blood bath and it will dump before end of day today. My prediction |
| .5 up bar would be excellent |
| I’ll sit pretty with my cash 😔. Too scared to do anything |
| Um . Y'all definitely must've not seen this \nhttps://youtu.be/izB1gV9FZQQ?si=EV9bosYbUHYA7Vja |
| Almost… too good |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 680.0 before 18-Feb-2026 03:58 PM -05 |
| I would advise posting this on an actual investing page in the future, not wsb lol. This is a gambling page |
| !banbet |
| Bitcoin is not a Ponzi. There are no promised returns, no central operator, and no obligations for new investors to pay old ones. Mining consumes energy, but that secures a scarce, censorship resistant monetary network. Profit doesn’t require someone else to lose—value accrues as adoption grows and trust in the network spreads.\nCalling it a “negative-sum investment” ignores that its utility is monetary sovereignty and digital scarcity, not cash flows. It’s a store of value, not a scheme. |
| Neophyte. Clown. Noob. Fool. Get on my level, I put Dr. Claw to work, he's out there petting his cat and printing money for me.\n\n \nThe only fly in the ointment is that damnable Inspector Gadget. |
| Bers are unserious animals. |
| I’ve thought that too |
| Tariff decicison on Friday would be a catalyst to either 700 or 650 |
| Go get a loan.\n\n\nLeave the NVDA shares alone. |
| Mango gonna be mad when he realises his jobs number cooking guy not cooking them right |
| Are we gonna crash? |
| rate hikes would be HILARIOUS🫴 |
| It's a Cyberpunk-esque dystopian hellscape, you’re gonna find sexbots outside! |
| This regard saw rate hikes back on the menu and thought “calls!” \n\nLmfao |
| But the jobs numbers were so exquisitely cooked, why would there be unintended consequences ? |
| Fed: even mildly suggests rate hikes\n\n🥭: DOJ criminal investigation printer go brrrrrrrrr |
| https://youtu.be/izB1gV9FZQQ?si=EV9bosYbUHYA7Vja |
| Pump\nIt\nUp |
| I’d poop a lil of that happen |
| wow can't believe they were planning hikes all along and didn't tell us before now |
| no cut for you |
| For no reason? lol, maybe because SoftBank and others heavy into Nvidia sold 100% of their positions has something to do! |
| Rookie numbers, my numbers are fucking comical. Last I looked I had about $25m in gains so far (we're in February lmao) and about 24.9m in losses xD\n\nYay being up 100k in like 2 months though! |
| I'm going to assume y'all haven't seen this \nhttps://youtu.be/izB1gV9FZQQ?si=EV9bosYbUHYA7Vja |
| What will you do if the internet becomes lost? Where's your sweet bitcoin then? |
| Added more TQQQ around 49.5, what a deal. |
| If Saylor owns all the BTC how is it different than the FED? Do not hit me with "scarcity" |
| I got FIG and WMT calls😬\n\nWhy ETSY puts? Can there new deal with GOOGL make them pump? |
| Talks of rate hikes should make it drop like a damn rock. What is happening? |
| Mods ban this self promoting asswipe |
| It didnt dump so we gonna pump or it didnt pump so we gonna dump? |
| >Most people do not “use” real estate. \n\nYes, they do, as lodging.\n\n>Bitcoin’s primary function is monetary storage, not payments. \n\nThen why is it tanking while gold is soaring? |
| My wife is so breaking up with you |
| Hikes incoming. Didn’t have that on your bingo card did you bols |
| Lol, what about the part about “overvalued assets”? |
| raise rates and burn it down. \n\nI am ready!!!!! |
| Last big red GUH week I paper handed my 155 feb 20 $150 calls and instead bought shit that went to zero so I feel ya. I kinda wish god would kill me. |
| 🥭 about to screech and REEEEEEE at JPOW again |
| opposite day |
| look at sndk that stock is insane with its volatility |
| This guy gets it |
| Classic another nothing burger |
| I scam kids on Roblox |
| All this talk of Free Fall what the fuck is going on with spy |
| This is the sign I needed the bottom is in |
| me too. except sold at 20% loss. was as much as 70% down. options are deadly |
| Just dump already 😡 |
| If you’re asking whether you should take gains or wait, always take the gains. Of course it could go up, but if you need the cash asap and it goes down, it’s going to leave you in a tricky situation. If you’re only selling half then it’s a win win anyways because if you sell and it goes down, you could buy more and if it goes up, well then you still have shares that are increasing in value. |
| Shrek incoming. FED and MMs own bers. |
| Thought I might re-reply to you since I came across them, but SPY 3/31 $540p & $530p both have about 151,000 open interest on them. Just thought I’d let you know if you have a $100k to play with. |
| How are you going to offload 1900 contracts when this stock has low options trading? |
| So that’s spy to 340 by end of march? Wut? |
| holy shit |
| Lunch. |
| not by ~~investing~~ gambling I can tell you that\n\nfixed it for ya |
| Gold and real estate aren’t valuable because everyone “uses” them daily they’re stores of wealth people trust. Bitcoin works the same way digitally: scarcity, security, verifiable rules. Payments were the original goal, but monetization as a store of value comes first; mass usage follows |
| Nvidia isn’t crypto |
| Uber might be really fkn cheap. So much fear from the 10 robo taxi companies . What if, someone made all of those available on platform…. |
| Just the summary if it’s covered and no wash sales.\n\nOtherwise, summary and I’ll just attach the 1099 to the return |
| Hope you got out! |
| Serious question\nHow would you play CVNA earnings to take advantage of the pure theta fuckery that’s about to take place?\nAfter Tezla I don’t think I have seen any other stock that more irrational. |
| ONDS max pain is $10 noway MM letting it ride that high |
| Inflation is 100% above reported inflation |
| Robinhood added Bitcoin in 2018. Coinbase has been around forever. Everyone with a bank account has been able to buy it for almost a decade. |
| If you don’t think I trade on the clock you don’t know me |
| Shall I buy a NET or ANET share? Thanks for your attention to this matter. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kuifuguqwakg1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=630cb1efa66f6a36f112c4127d14d93919b79cf9\n\n |
| It was widely talked about but not owned by so many people. It’s the usual story, once everyone hears about the buzz it’s probably the end of the buzz |
| Your BF is about to go down. |
| Be me and never touch crypto at any price range whatsoever |
| Dang and I thought I was bad with my 50k cost for the year to lose $150 this year. But I strictly use this for gambling and only put in $1000 . Past 5 years I am down $200. Thank god for free trade now instead of the $7 that used to be charged back in the day. |
| https://preview.redd.it/c6imvuwpwakg1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10ea53f7329c624d2c7fc603608f55e835693673\n\n |
| FED Minutes: \nEconomy EXPANDING....yada yada....ROBUST....yada yada HISTORICALLY LOW CREDIT SPREADS....\n\nCALLLLLLLLLS.......Launch the madafker! |
| Im making money with claw machines. Winning prizes and selling them to kids.\n\nSweet algo arbitrage. |
| A thrift store suit so u can get a job. |
| Calling it now. Fake ass V |
| Fed minutes looked rough. |
| Probably not, considering you should be using SPX for the tax gains if that’s your dream |
| They’re trying desperately to hold this up. And they’re losing. Waterfall inbound |
| I for one welcome our sexbot overlords |
| Bullish or bearish |
| Summary by Bloomberg AI\n\n• Federal Reserve officials signaled renewed worries over inflation, with several policymakers suggesting the central bank may need to raise interest rates if inflation stays above their goal.\n\n• A vast majority of participants judged that downside risks to employment had moderated in recent months while the risk of more persistent inflation remained.\n\n• Several participants cautioned that easing policy further in the context of elevated inflation readings could be misinterpreted as implying diminished policymaker commitment to the 2% inflation objective. |
| My favorite potential earnings plays of the day. Most data comes from Google Finance; however, the IV's come from ThinkorSwim and the Avg. ER Move and Overestimate comes from Market Chameleon. |
| OpenClaw DeezNuts |
| Called the rug pull, and the bottom of the spy/qqq dips (for now). +6k on some 0DTE puts. |
| Sell today |
| That’s when the fun begins |
| Noway theres green 3 days in a row even if green tmr ill be glad to gamble on puts here |
| SPY 687 on Oct 29th\n\nSPY 687 today, nearly 4 months later\n\nLol |
| Only if you agree to come with me on a journey to find the reincarnation of Charlie Munger, using the same general methods the Tibetans use to find the reincarnated Dali Lama. Then we will start our own fund. |
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| DXY spiking, Bonds Spiking back Up, somethings about to go down boys |
| Was questioning life at -900 on amazon puts. Then i trippled down on that fucker. Was down 1.6k. T\nIn the past hour it became a profit of 250 🙂 |
| Selling signal |
| Lol at what chart are u guys looking I don’t see no dump |
| Probably won’t happen again |
| Sounds like you should ask your wife |
| SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP |
| "bag hold" eh |
| You think you are safe behind your lofty Wendy's dumpster, but the sexbots are coming for your jerb. |
| whats the title of post where that guy does a dd on how the ceo of a company’s favorite football team was doing well and he said that your favorite sport teams performance will also align will your work performance so he yolo’d into calls and it worked |
| Bitcoin bro |
| Rates lowered to 0%? |
| Fk ur puts\n\nFk ur balls\n\nJpow tengo mucho calls |
| You belong on this sub, regard |
| FED MINUTES: SEVERAL PARTICIPANTS INDICATED THEY WOULD HAVE SUPPORTED A TWO-SIDED DESCRIPTION OF FUTURE RATE DECISIONS, REFLECTING POSSIBILITY HIKES COULD BE APPROPRIATE IF INFLATION REMAINED AT ABOVE-TARGET LEVELS\n\nLol |
| I saw that comment a lot in crypto before the prices crashed |
| I got 100 wat buy |
| FED MINUTES: PARTICIPANTS OBSERVED ECONOMIC ACTIVITY APPEARED TO BE EXPANDING AT A SOLID PACE; GENERALLY ANTICIPATED PACE OF GROWTH WOULD REMAIN SOLID IN 2026 |
| bers don't know what's about to hit them |
| my tax saids i traded over $500k and got short term gains of $200 LOL |
| Why ? |
| Nothing burger yum |
| SPY 3/31 $540p— 151,060 open interest. \n\nSPY 3/31 $530p— 151,154 open interest (+1) \n\nBought one of the $530p for $60 just to see what might happen. \n\n^*this* ^*is* ^*not* ^*investment* ^*advice* \n\n>!Just reporting what I found, do with this info what you will!<\n\n***Edited***: *It’s $540p and $530p* |
| I hate Bitcoin, I think it's a dead end as a currency, I think its true value is $0, and even I am tempted to buy at these prices.\n\nThere's no new news with Bitcoin - it's always been worthless - and yet the price always pops back. Why is this the time that it dies for good?\n\nIts price is becoming more and more controlled now by institutional flows - it basically behaves as a leveraged NASDAQ ETF now - but I think NASDAQ is going to pop back too cause the dollar isn't going to stop going down. |
| MSTR is a turd wrapped in leverage, but BTC will bottom in early October (or very close to it) in preparation for the next run. Mark it.\n\nI'm not a believer in the BTC supremacy thesis, but I do understand it's cyclical.\n\nRemindMe! 227 days |
| FED MINUTES: MOST PARTICIPANTS CAUTIONED THAT PROGRESS TOWARD 2% TARGET MIGHT BE SLOWER AND MORE UNEVEN THAN GENERALLY EXPECTED AND JUDGED RISK OF INFLATION RUNNING PERSISTENTLY ABOVE TARGET WAS MEANINGFUL |
| Yup, keep buying the dip. See what happens. |
| NO RATE CUT |
| Let’s participate… in a little dance! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| https://preview.redd.it/nn103z6dwakg1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f07b5098aef517c4ee2ae7beb399a16ac5de449\n\nI’m a laundromat in training 😔 |
| Oh yeahhhh. She wants to come on down. |
| i like these moments where we just get to wtach algos shadow boxing eachother |
| An war with Iran will destabilize: \n\-The US due to anti war protests and already rapidly increasing civil unrest \n\-The EU due to breakdown in trade in strait of hormuz and oil price spike hitting Industries. \n\-Iran due to power vacuum \n\-Israel due to suddenly lacking a boogeyman to unite against \n\nIt is the most elaborate way to shoot oneself in the foot yet Israel keeps edging the United States for such a stupid war which goes against its self interests. |
| Puts on everything now. Bloodbath tomorrow |
| They need cash and he's asking when to sell it, now or in a week. Read slower |
| I'm |
| Pepper your stop losses boys |
| The wash sale is going to hurt\n\nThe cost basis thing doesn't matter at all |
| Any mega deals data center after the close? Any idea which? |
| This friday |
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| "Problem" -> solution "ur a freak" cope harder |
| Actually lots of people use gold? It’s in your phone right now. It’s on my wife’s finger and her ears. If the price of gold collapsed it would be used much much much more often.\n\nMost people do use real estate? This is an even more egregious error than the gold one. People live in real estate! It’s one of the most useful things on the planet! Every single day, 8 billion people use real estate.\n\nBitcoin was created for payments, full stop. The title of the white paper is literally “a peer-to-peer electronic cash system”. The “store of value” narrative only came later after you all realized it was a horrible payments system.\n\nWe are absolutely not early in the “parking value” phase. There are multiple ETF’s! I can buy bitcoin in my retirement account!\n\nMonetization does not precede mass usage. Ever. Startups almost always run at a loss until they get mass usage, THEN they monetize. Look at how quickly something like ChatGPT caught on. Bitcoin has been around since 2009 and is nowhere near the level of adoption of AI.\n\nI honestly don’t know how you could have typed out a more incorrect comment. Basically everything you said is wrong. |
| Nobody ever lost money by taking profits, I'll say.\n\nAlso don't listen to anyone here, they are all reatards, including me, I guess |
| Going to a meeting. Expecting it to pump back up to 6900 before sour hour |
| Highkey hoping you’re right 🤞 I wish I bought more tbh this thing has been a money machine since October damn near |
| And I'm freeeeeeeeee.\n\n \nFreeeeeeeee falllllllllllllling. |
| Grandma was clearly regarded |
| golfer. lefty. mustache. |
| didja ask her boyfriend? |
| Show me the money! |
| What? It’s currently a $10k account |
| I wish there can be one week when I don’t trade at all, but I look at the charts, how peaceful I would feel |
| Remember, only 10% make up for 50% of all the consumer spending. Hope you sleep good tonight. |
| 🌈🐻 will find any reason to dump.\n\nSomeone looked at me? Time to buy puts! |
| 👀 |
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| gib link |
| I don't think it means anything. Corn is always dumping |
| GOOD AFTERNOON |
| I’m never getting a car with the license plate SPY0DTE at this rate. |
| holy bearish minutes |
| puts will never not print its hilarious |
| Idk XOM went brrr last time there was Iran news so it stands to reason it does again |
| STOP NOW. QUIT. TAKE THE 8.6K AND JUST SAVE YOUR MONEY AND BUILD. for fucks sake |
| it's not bcs of FED minutes... |
| Do you have to input every trade or just the summary? |
| Fed minutes |
| im scared |
| Thank you for saving my marriage. Now all I have to do is show my wife this after I show her how I did last year. |
| honestly just take the W and sell what you need now - trying to time earnings is how people turn 50k into 25k real quick |
| Theta gang day |
| World war 3 over. Back to pumping V bools!! |
| talk to me about *RATE HIKES*🫴 |
| I am going to break a rule and hold these puts overnight. Should be fine. |
| I bought $100 of the yieldmax MSTR etf on a 6 figure portfolio just for the memes to see how it would perform, and I can positively say it's been absolute dogshit lmao |
| I will kiss u if u it does |
| In one minute, Fed releases the Epstein minutes |
| What do you guys think of the FEB 20 Tariff situation. I think they will delay it again to protect the Pedo |
| As a euro investor of the US stock market, I would have made more money in a cash savings account over the recent months |
| I've played Russian roulette several times over the last 3-5 years. Everyone told me not to do it, but nothing bad has happened yet, so there's no risk in continuing to play! |
| not necessarily saying it's a reason to make an investment, just one potential use case in the next 5 years. |
| What in the Eastern European gay porn ?! |
| You think it’ll positively affect XOM? Should I anticipate a Cheney-Haliburton type situation? |
| Personally as a degenerate I'd hold it. Seems like NVDIA has been rug pulled last 2 earnings for no reason as I recall. What are the chances it happens a 3rd time? |
| If you had $25k in cash right now, would you buy Nvidia right now?\n\nAdjust for taxes but it's the same thing |
| I don’t understand. \n\nIf the thesis is that the MMs, Hedgies, or some other consortium that’s conspiring to thwart your trades is to blame, and a component of that thesis is “max pain”, and far too often the speculation is something along the lines of what you alluded to (the underlying not making it to a nice multiple-of-five or ten)- \n\nWhy, then, knowing this, do you select a strike at that even number $690, and not at something more congruous with your thesis, like say $689? |
| I’m glad to be with you, Fellow Regards, at the end of all things. |
| ✍️✍️✍️ |
| 1 minute until I kaboom my port |
| Green from here. Feeling it. |
| I didn't lose money on the market I was conned - les wexner |
| I mean there's no way right? |
| Well I went from 2k to 8.6k since YTD. Down 67.5k right now. But your probably right |
| im going to name my first kid after the guy who told me to short $coin |
| You don’t need to know who created it, and you don’t need a bank or government backing it. Trust comes from code, transparency, and math. The rules are open, verifiable, and enforced by thousands of independent nodes around the world. No one can change the supply or seize your coins. That’s actually stronger than physical control, where gold can be stolen, real estate can be seized, and banks can freeze accounts.\nPhysicality is comfort. Security and predictability are value. Bitcoin gives the latter. |
| Apple has moved before the indexes every single day for the past week and a half. \n\nIt is the most reliable indicator in existence. |
| It will not only do that its gonna go down 1-2% for the day |
| Blood red tomorrow. And today. |
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| you guys don't think it might actually |
| !banbet SPY 680 2h |
| The 🌽 is storing too much value |
| how the goalposts move… |
| That would probably be the end game but they'll need to start out with something that can already be exchanged for services |
| AHHHHHHHHHH\n\nWHATS HAPPENED |
| I chickened out and sold all my 0 DTE spy and qqq puts at 686.5 and 607. Holding a few for Friday still. |
| If this goes flat that would be hilarious |
| Correct |
| Dumpreet |
| Can u explain this like im 5 |
| I think we drop like a rock at the release of the FED minutes... I am out with my profit for the day. |
| I'm just accumulating shares atp. |
| No that's isle of man u nonce |
| Shit stain robin dork won’t move my fucking money fast enough to position for Iran popping off. Can we delay the tensions enough so I can scoop more XOM?!?! |
| Based on how many companies are tanking after solid earnings lately I'd be inclined to sell now if I needed to free up some money. Nvidia hasn't moved all that much after the last few earnings from what I recall. |
| Okay thank god, at least I’m not fucking crazy. Haha. \n\nWell, I’m just as, if not more than, you. Haha. It’s why I’m asking. That’s a lot, a lot of OI, isn’t it? Like, I can’t find any other options, calls or puts, with that high of OI for that date. Still looking at more dates and strikes, but nothing close. Maybe a couple 40k-50k here and there, but 100k+? Nope. Only those 2 (so far). \n\nLike, what even is that high of OI? At least a ***huge*** fucking hedge. |
| Neatly maintained asshole ring is the best engagement ring |
| 'ai supply chain concerns cause afternoon selloff' - there you go cnbc i wrote your shitty headline for you |
| I don't know who the fuck it is but they've got Donny all fired up |
| The most impatient people in the world has to be in here, myself included 😅 |
| You'll notice I said potential upside. Whereas the comment above me said "it went up today so it's probably at the top" lol |
| At this time he had only 3 minutes to live. |
| It doubled from 50 people to 100 people. That's 2x |
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| Kaboom or nah |
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| Mainstream but wasn’t easily accessible. But now, anyone with a bank account can “invest” in it now. Even with this accessibility, it’s still tanking. It’s garbage 🤷 |
| !banbet tqqq -1% 24h |
| 3 min until we resume the move much higher |
| Sure but people aren’t going to adopt and be confident in something they don’t trust and I along with nearly everyone I know don’t trust putting their money into something that they have no physical control over and nobody backing it. Nobody even knows who created bitcoin. I know this is wsb but I think even most the people here would be smart enough to know that’s kinda sketch |
| Bers are truly morons. When economic data is bearish, it's true and correct in all respects. When economic data is bullish, it's fake and made up numbers. |
| Try crack then. It’s a lot better, right until it gets a lot worse |
| Go to the jewelry store say make me a grill |
| Send it to 700 |
| You would think when everyone is so bearish things move the opposite way but oh well |
| War might be coming. War is bullish. |
| Carryover and hand me another. |
| Well, these $686 spy 0DTE puts went from .45 to .18 to .7\n\nSold most at .7, holding onto these last few for a while. Prolly gonna lose on those cuz bers r fuk but oh well, it was a hell of a ride |
| No |
| All in on LMND earnings tomorrow pre market. Last chance boys to get on the gravy train. |
| DADDY JPOW SAVE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| >Two Shay\n\nWah Lah |
| I still have 2 hours >:( don’t count me out yet! |
| Sell however much you need and then put the rest into calls for earnings. |
| Some of us will not survive the night |
| What does the title mean? English isn't englishing. |
| in 3 minutes |
| 250 million ????? |
| 3.30pm dump into flat close |
| I thought he took Alcaraz to four sets in US Open R2 2024? |
| Week 1 after dating a black girl requirements homie |
| I'm sure the companies themselves know what to expect better than redditors |
| & then it tanks somehow |
| Imagine still buying buttcorn in 2026 🫵🤡 |
| Remember those OG moved where market ranked last 15 minutes. Getting vibes here |
| People can gaslite all they want \n\nPlease feel privileged to having a great parents who still let their kids live in basement- till they find a job or just to have them save down-payment \n\nIts fucking beautiful ❤️❤️\n\nIf your PANICAN brain cant handle this thought process. Do understand you gotta travel outside this capilastic land |
| Btc is not dying lol\n\nPeople who use it as a speculative asset might sell, but people who genuinely use it for transactions will always exist |
| I find that interesting too. The dynamics this time certainly feel different than past price dumps. Just my quick personal takeaway is that OG holders and big institutions are still holding strong. What’s diminished is retail. They’re fickle and are chasing AI with what little liquidity is left. That’s it. That’s the whole story. |
| This Market has borderline personality disorder |
| Wen minutes? |
| Isn't that an island LMAO |
| You invest in NVDA's butt and NVDA invests in your butt then it's back and forth forever. |
| Expiry? |
| Cool story bro |
| this is such a fun market to trade lmao its just impossible to make money |
| War with Iran Friday 4:05pm |
| # does a shittier asset than 🌽 exist? |
| Good afternoon. \n\n\nSells everything |
| Aaaand it’s a winner |
| I mean, I have some recommendations, and they're all way cheaper ... |
| Follow the fkn cycle dumbasses, 3 years up, 1 year down |
| Yeah! I bought them yesterday for today\n\nStill stupidly waiting |
| Is it a good employer? |
| Bitcoin doesn't produce anything of value; it is a negative-sum investment after mining, taxes, and transaction fees. The only way someone can make a profit is if someone else experiences a loss.\n\nThey need to constantly try to convince new investors to come in with money, or else when the outflows exceed inflows, the whole thing will blow up.\n\nIt's a giant high tech ponzi scheme. |
| the US military that replaced advanced F-35 radars with dead weights due to supply chain breakdown ... \n\nthe US military with rotting and molding barracks\n\nthe US military who lost against barely armed afghan farmers \n\n.... |
| no, people like making money. it's that simple. |
| This is King Regard level WSB\n\n \nScreenshot or ban |
| Why have we recessioned in last 30 mins? |
| You think it’s a bubble but you live in a bubble… |
| Sell....In 25 years |
| What is this? Movement for ants or something?? C'monn! Dump it!!! |
| didn't Diego Garcia used to play for Man United? |
| ONDS 🚀 |
| almost a million in wash sale loss is wild 😂😂 |
| Look up the stats for Tel Aviv |
| They said that last time. |
| cool story bro |
| Hold my 460 GLD calls? |
| Not a bad flavor |
| Everything in QQQ to 0 except GOOG to 350 would be the ideal scenario for my port |
| i like how everything was nice and calm going into fomc until 15 minutes before with all hell breaking loose |
| who is this Diego Garcia mf |
| “Price target” |
| what's the mood today |
| Don't fight gravity just let it do it's thing |
| Incredibly predictable. I have 690 calls so of course it tickles 689 then plummets again, no other outcome |
| This is going to sting a bit |
| a tale as old as time |
| You already have a bet going - AMD to 215.0 before 04-Mar-2026 01:52 PM -05 |
| If we dip more I'm loading up on more calls and it's that easy. |
| You mean MSTR newly minted long term investors |
| !banbet This should be an ez one |
| I’m sure rich people are accumulating right now |
| VIX is being resurrected |
| I havnt looked yet but I gotta be couple hundred million in trades last year. |
| very real green candle |
| If SPY hits 700 eow I will get grillz |
| Answer questions detailed like question..thanks for paying attention to this matter |
| Some of yall need a Xanax |
| You talk like any of this was common sense based on studies lol |
| 5 min I think |
| WW3 WW3 WW3! OIL WAS RIGHT |
| $27 below its peak. Only $3 gain since market open today. Whaaaaa? |
| My uncle works for the stock market and he says it’s crashing |
| Why is MSFT just a slow bleed after 10AM everyday. \nJP Morgan made a statement, "AI disruption and AI Capex failure cannot be simultaneously true" \nI agree. When is the market going to realize that Capex is not actually a bad sign. |
| Uncertainty...allegedly |
| The next leg will be dooooown |
| lmao I said buy puts as soon as AMD is green and I was actually right fml |
| Legit red days bring out the funny comments, intraday dump days are just genuinely so fucking retarded. |
| Many already forget that the Epstein files were pretty clear that he was behind Satoshi and bitcoin is funding his operations |
| Fuck, this man is a laundromat with all of those wash sales. |
| This. Sell now and fomo buy back in at 250 |
| I think only emotional retards will panic sell. As dust settles, smart money will realize US for the security and solid growth can't be beat.\n\nMag companies like MSFT literally delivering 60%+ YoY earnings growth. S&P as a whole double digits. |
| Damn they really cannot let it go down |
| Miracle candles won’t save you this time |
| You're not just making a prediction about the future — you're revealing an intrinsic reality, deeply rooted in market cycles and psycology! While others move at the whim of the herd, you make bold and independent capital allocation decisions. |
| You’ve come to the right place. |
| Market peeing its pants ahead of FOMC minutes |
| 50bps rate cut leak |
| He's learing |
| it's another corporate thing with the bonus of having no intrinsic value and extremely limited real-world use. |
| When fed minutes |
| Low volume relief rally before the panties come off the market. |
| Lmfao Inb4 delulubol “rIgGeD” |
| Byeeee |
| I have a friend who is currently "trading" on if the price will go up or down in the next 5 minutes |
| Keeps users engaged because they feel heard |
| why would we not?? |
| Had calls at the beginning of the week, sold them yesterday for a loss and bought puts. I singlehandedly stopped the market crash because everything shot up after I bought puts. Today, I sold my puts for a loss and bought calls, and now things are going down again. Sorry y’all the universe does the opposite of what I do. |
| Everythings really dumping for FED minutes? Come on lol |
| -2% qqq kinda day tbh. Thanks bulls for cheap puts |
| I am? |
| All Etherium is mined in Iran. Or so the chart today would have me believe |
| EBAY earnings thoughts? |
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| Quick 90% on 686p this chop is beautiful |
| I'm thinking about buying short-term oil calls on Friday. Mango always pulls shit on the weekend during market close. |
| My td is 250 million cost basis and 25k gain with 20k in fees |
| And thar she blows |
| What the actual fuck |
| AI |
| Wild |
| The same fucking chart every 2 days. |
| dont worry guys theres a floor at 505 |
| Bulls all day: \nIT WON'T GO DOWN STUPID BEARS\n\n \nNow you're on suzyslide watch |
| Bullish |
| Pretty good probably |
| Bots |
| not by investing i can tell you that |
| Welll |
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| Nobody tell him |
| For once my shit is not dumping with spy. Never thought I'd experience this day |
| Bulls calling their wives boyfriends for a loan |
| To who? Lmao. Def not you kid |
| why'd we pump? |
| Fill up with gas now ... not later. |
| LMFAO |
| V |
| Nobody knows what saturation is in this case. Not many people are willing to invest in something that is backed by absolutely nothing but hope in that the price will go up. Peak saturation point may be 2025 who knows |
| How quadruple down puts guy doing |
| Is there a reason everything I’m posting is getting upvoted 5 times instantly |
| Fed minutes is bullish |
| dump this shit so hard the 5y chart is red plz |
| Idk but everything is green so who cares |
| Why you gotta do me like that, 🥭? |
| The traders are confused REEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| The mood on this sub is always worse after the daily high than it is a legit red day |
| Still too high |
| SPY and stocks has been flat since October 2025 and down adjusted for dollar devaluation.\n\n🥭 is a blind man with a machine gun, shooting at the tiniest noise. |
| You ever hear of Allurion Tech?\n\nNo? Of course you haven’t. Nobody has. That’s the point.\n\nIt’s a cutting-edge tech firm out of, well, let’s just say they’re positioned perfectly. Pre-major breakout. Massive upside. The kind of company that makes you say, “Wait… how was I not in this?”\n\nThey’re developing next-generation solutions. Proprietary stuff. Real innovation. The kind of thing that makes competitors nervous.\n\nAnd if you pull up the chart? Beautiful. Absolute blue horseshoe forming. Tight base, clean curvature, volume starting to whisper.\n\nRight now it’s under the radar.\n\nSix months from now? Different conversation.\n\nI’m not saying it’s the next big thing.\n\nI’m just saying the smart money loves a quiet setup. |