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| Stop gambling |
| Batteries are the future |
| I asked ChatGPT to forecast my sex drive by age 🤣\n\nI'm currently having sex 5x - 7x a day\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0h9s93yvpkcg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f517a4100b8456e49634f2ba16a01093b9119f4c |
| whats everyone having for lunch |
| Open Door, Planet Labs, 3D Systems, and CTM are very bullish for 2026 and 2027.\n\nAll four companies have good leadership and are innovating. The backlog of contracts are growing, too. |
| When is liquidation? Or already happening? |
| I said something w my native accent and now it talks like a hillbilly at random times and says \n'hell yea' |
| 23/5 will come soon |
| Ya I’ve seen Metallica. Fuckers jam. |
| [This](https://youtu.be/L_LUpnjgPso?si=tV-gezxK6TOHOsYD) one fireplace video has 157M views and makes between [$24k-56k a year](https://www.lenostube.com/en/youtube-money-calculator/?src=video&video_id=https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FL_LUpnjgPso%3Fsi%3DtV-gezxK6TOHOsYD) |
| Anyone here seeing Metallium, recent patents in Flash Joule Heating to recycle rare earth metals from waste, should help combating chinas monopoly on it, they’re based in Texas Rice University and Australia |
| Massive fundamental company growth, billions in contacts, space sector ripping from executive order, being way undervalued compared to peers, SpaceX trying for a $1 Trillion valuation while we are at $3B, IM3 hype later |
| How yall feel about Amazon this month? |
| Amd the meds are easy to get |
| Maybe if she was a degenerate who didnt take her kids to school she'd still be alive. Something to think about |
| Yes, fundamentals are so so critical. Just look at TSLA, RKLB, PLTR, ASTS… |
| Netflix has divvies? |
| You would think so. But there is a huge hidden side of enormous slave labor wages in the vulnerable Global South like in Venezuela (80% poverty) or Kenya used to sift through, sort, annotate enormous amounts of "AI" data.\n\nSo something funny gets posted here but people are paid to go through endless amounts of child porn, gore, things that target groups (eg. "down syndrome trader" memes that keep popping up here). Often forced to compete 24/7 to the point that they sleep next to their phone so a bunch of data shows up they need to be the first to go through it or they starve.\n\nIt's just another form of plagiarism (trained on terabytes of stolen, torrented written works, films, so on) and human exploitation disguised as a miracle invention. |
| I'm long on lulu. I mean, I love asses and fit girls. \n\nUp 30% on my $185 calls. I already took profit on my $165.00 leaps when it hit $200 (should have kept them.)\n\nThe missus doesn't wanna get a large home in the country for half the price of the city, so I need to make about 8x my port this year for a place in the city. Lulu will help me get there. |
| I should be allowed to lose money 24/7 |
| dream big or go home duh |
| You 100% should sell. At least the majority. Keep 1 if u wanna. |
| Fuck that! RUN PONY RUN!!! |
| Yeh and here we are feeling sorry for you and others copying you 🤦 |
| to nurture withdrawal symptoms |
| Are you able to simulate docking with a famous person? |
| That looks impressive. Def interested if you don't mind |
| Driving while woke. |
| Its gonna get tired |
| That chipi chipi chapa chapa song slaps ngl. I have no idea what it means but must be something profound or shit |
| The #1 health issue I'm worried about is my sex drive & libido going down as I get older\n\nThat's a good problem to have since other men have way worse health issues |
| Can’t believe that lady was driving while white |
| Why casino close? |
| I'm long on lulu. I mean, I love asses and fit girls. |
| Did she deserve to die because she was obstructing or because she was getting out of the way at their command? How fucking low is your bar for 'deserves to be executed in the streets by the cops'? |
| 1 million views generates about $2000. You need lots of content, not one video viewed multiple times. |
| Amy info ? |
| IPO scheduled for fall 26 |
| Interpretation is a generous description |
| buy the next generational assets duh |
| I have a revolutionary idea. This business has next to no start up costs, no inventory to keep track of, scalable, and with hopefully repeat business to generate cash flow. I have a perfectly good butthole I paid 0 dollars for. I will sell access to it via penetration for profit. I make free money basically. I can recruit others, men and women to work for me doing the same thing then I can keep a percentage of the profits from their dealings. It’s like the best MLM concept ever. Who’s with me???? |
| I’ll tell my therapist about my most unhinged sexual encounters but can’t bring myself to share about my degenerate trading behavior |
| I put a hail-mary sell order for half my ONDS calls @ $7.10 when I bought at like $2.50). \nSo that hit... Yay.\n\nSo now I just put another hail mary sell order for the other half at $98.00. I mean, why limit my dreams right? |
| Why should we care what Burry does at this point |
| I was curious if you were gonna put less in when you find the opportunity or double down by adding your profit to the holding position. |
| There might be a little pullback after the uptrend because longs will exit positions and that will bring it down for few hours and then expect to continue the uptrend based on the fundamentals and the coming bulish 2026.You should be playing puts if only micro scalping and quickly exits mini intra trends. |
| bagholder spotted 😹 |
| You wanna place all your trades on the phone after you compute them on a piece of paper calculator. Oops engineers also made the phone and calculator |
| Same thing with AMP and cached content. It’s not new |
| they have little exposure to aca |
| Bad bot |
| [https://en.sge.com.cn/data\_DelayedQuotes](https://en.sge.com.cn/data_DelayedQuotes) |
| Lol what are they supposed to do about it? It will take the course it takes and there's nothing anyone is going to do to change that. Yes we will 100% end up in /r/idocracy because we'll all be dumb as fuck, and there will no longer be any human generated content to train LLMs. |
| No. |
| Money printer goes brrrrrrrrrrrr. |
| Yeah but a ghost kitchen still needs a physical location 🤣 McDonalds and Wendy's are already basically ghost kitchens for themselves as they don't have anybody up front when you go in. |
| I’m embarrassed to even tell my therapist about my degenerate trading activity |
| calls on RDDT and shut the internet once you're rich |
| nr. 1 unh believer\n\nwhy should it bounce? the aca subsidies extension bill is opposed by the senate majority |
| How many days have you done this? With right strike chance of assignment should (key word should) but low… |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Blah blah blah you sound like a goddamn mormon. This sub is for gambling not building a solid foundation, if you're going to say gey shit like that at least put on a nice dress and dance for us while you do it |
| related fields does not matter. Send me a link where it says that |
| I like this! Just STC a most of the 50c I had and figuring out my next strat |
| Traders hate this one trick |
| I was talking about for a regular movie like avatar |
| 10 words per dollar investment |
| this is not gaystreetbets, sir |
| It's going to ruin a Democrats chances of being reelected. |
| Yeah the thing is if it stops being worth making the underlying website, the underlying website will be AI generated too.\n\nCopilot told me Helsinki has 6 letters in it the other day. I am sure you will be hearing from chatgpt that Helsinki has 6 letters, and clicking through to a website confirming that \n\nImagine being too retarded to work this out |
| is it finally time for unh to bounce? |
| Ahhh Daddy Saylor please liquidate my portfolio with your micro strategy 😫 |
| Legit i asked if they could just charge it as an extra checked bag which would’ve been $100 not allowed though since only one suitcase \nUnited not too bad overall |
| Putting your ass in front of a swinging sword. |
| Nothing wrong with a little age gap and a little thigh gap. |
| The big banks start canceling cards in mass unless you have pristine credit |
| Dock that big Mack truck right in this little garage |
| People post AI generated content on Reddit as their own content. Then that content gets used to train AI. Then people further use AI to post more content on the internet for AI tools which use more AI generated content for training. Soon 99% of internet will be AI generated. LMAO |
| I still have to insert my card in Canada, because the tap limit is $250 and my grocery haul is around $300 (the same list was around $100 in 2020) |
| ASML sounds like sound language. I'm in. |
| As a heavy churner (who also pays it off monthly, if not weekly), this is awful news |
| I don't know if this Iran mosque burning video is real or not.\n\nVisual evidence is pretty big. Seeing something for your own eyes is one of the most definitive solidifiers in judgement of proof.\n\nFilm first let us see far off events ourselves, cameras and smartphones democratized our perspectives, the internet let us get this data in real time, and AIs taking all of that away by flooding the field until we don't know what data can be trusted. The hundred-year march of media capture & share that helped us better form objective truth is over.\n\nWeird age, man. |
| Implied predictions is a strat tho |
| my therapist told me I didnt have an Asian girlfriend in high school because I went to a high school without any Asian females and that I should stop beating myself up about it. |
| I use Gemini and sometimes I click the source link. |
| I specifically said Amazon does matter (as do the others.\n\n\nAmazon hiring in DECEMBER doesn't. They don't start hiring for the Christmas season during the Christmas season. Employees aren't instantly net positive productive on day 1, especially for a company like Amazon where they have a very large and complex logistics system.\n\n\nIf anything Amazon might have even laid people off in December, overall. They hired 250,000 in Oct/Nov for the holiday rush. After training and a few weeks of actual work they'll realize X% of people who just aren't cutting it. Realize too that their busy season peaks late November. If they we're staffed to 100% capacity then, come the week before Christmas they're overstaffed. |
| Michael Saylor dilutes his bed every night . |
| Lol Southwest doesn't even care until it's 5lbs+, they would have let you slide if it was 4lbs over. I did pay $75 once though because my wife was all pissy about having to dig through the suitcases to move shit around. $200 is fucking crazy. |
| key to happy trading life |
| Already broke sir nothing going to change |
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| https://preview.redd.it/ag9eu8igmkcg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15cd0efc7c9e822b2c4021a928717ba36fd982e9 |
| Webull |
| You’re gonna be broke |
| If I knew trading was this hard I would’ve bought bitcoin or nvda back in 2015 when I was 14 years old ugh |
| https://preview.redd.it/vxjjkgdamkcg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=457ec0aa0c6837cf433d3fa7d8fc7e75183e64e3 |
| I know you're kidding but audible is cheap. Like $1 per book.\n\nWhile doing house chores or working out it's great. |
| Interest payments mostly |
| Just give me a 8x Monday and I’ll take the week off trading please thanks |
| The words are the most damning part, too. |
| Thanks |
| A 2013-2015 Honda Pilot with like 125-150k miles. |
| Cry |
| I don't even use Google anymore, I just use ChatGPT. If I really need to verify the information, I'll click the source link ChatGPT provides, but that's rare. |
| 99% of people saw an edited video on their social media. Even a couple of the larger news outlets were showing edited clips. |
| No. |
| A good friend of mine worked in percument for a very big defense contractor. His job was sourcing bolts for cheaper, or making logistical decisions in the interest of saving money and coming in underbudget. First hand I watch that relationship deteriorate into not wanting to work 40 hrs, to 20 hrs, to this job is easy because I can order the same bolts for more money and spend less time hunting for cheaper, and still get paid for the contract. \n\nSo the problem is systemic and goes much deeper. Why work hard when there's no incentive? |
| That’s probably right around the corner, it’s been a crazy run |
| I'm going to upload 10 hour videos of a pony running in circles with Christmas music to it. That's the next trend... TRUST ME BRO! |
| Better question, do the rockets fire missiles at ~~fishermen~~ drug boats? |
| People are greedy. If btc goes on run, MSTR will pump |
| WMTs margins, like most grocery stores are razor thin. They sell things more cheaply than most by scale and by not paying payment rails a few basis points for things like tap to pay. \n\nI'm okay spending an extra 2.5 seconds to save a buck on every purchase. |
| Lobby |
| He lost 12k when he made that 38K |
| I went to Yale\n\nThank you for this yob \n\n🥁 |
| I would but there's an NDA. |
| It's pretty wild. Feels like a fucking powder keg waiting to be set off. |
| pout duh |
| 😬 but what if everyone buys in just like meta |
| Walmart+ delivery is awesome. You get Walmart prices and no markup without having to actually go to Walmart. |
| 🤔 |
| What are they gonna do about it |
| What can I say I'm an optimist. |
| Let’s go |
| zero accountability |
| I heard that website owners are pissed that Google AI shows you a summary of everything on the search page which means people don't have to click on websites to read anything anymore. LMAO |
| But this is the age we are in.. just believe |
| 99% of the people saw a single angle and ran with it, average reaction these days |
| Only 3%? |
| Funny, Google Wallet and self checkout works great in our south american - Walmart owned - supermarket chain. |
| I'm in as well. thanks for sending that screenshot. Hope the turnaround is soon... I am down close to 50% |
| always been 0%, starting investing 2.5 years ago, when things there already seemed overvalued |
| hoping is not a strategy |
| Okay boys to be realistic these will probably expire to 0 but I think this will be a fun ride |
| And target smells good |
| Weaker labor market = lower inflation = fed can cut interest rates = market go up |
| Perhaps Usonians don't have weighing scales because it's fat-shaming |
| India is not a first world country |
| But remember all of this AI stuff is a bubble too.. what could go wrong? |
| I’m into oklo big time don’t get me wrong but 1k in 5 months is wild and o don’t think it will hit there |
| Reading both the left and rights interpretation of the ICE shooting is wild, the gap between the left and right never felt so wide. |
| I wish I did but ASTS gonna need some nuclear energy for the rockets to go up 👀 |
| Monday -3% Tue +.75%. |
| it always kills me how people are so privileged yet walk like they have no brain? \ni've never not even put $2,000 into my account TO LEARN. this isn't even but a grain in the rice bucket but you privileged fuckers blindly throw 10k at any random ass thing. 10k 30k 50k 100k so on. all blind and hoping to get rich quick😹😹\nand then wonder why a couple months in you're down 500k and (failing) to run from the IRS. \ncause all you cared to do was gamble. most of you won't admit it but thats all it is you're gambling , try LEARNING and building a foundation so that you can actually grow wealth and consistently and SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY KEEP IT. jesus christ |
| 🥹 |
| You couldve uploaded a 10 hour video of a fireplace on youtube 15 years ago and not had to work |
| Whenever you think tsla can’t get any gayer they just added a docking simulator |
| Absolutely we are. 3% down day. |
| 🙋♂️ |
| Nobody ever went broke taking profit |
| Jan 15 2026 FTFY |
| Start of a golden age of Mafia films though about loan sharking and collecting the vig |
| Gonna look like a pixie stick bro. |
| Why not both |
| Furiously scribbling notes... |
| 90% |
| That's what the weekend thread is for isnt it |
| $100,000 |
| Lunar Terrain Vehicle, $4.6 Billion contract to be awarded by NASA soon. Intuitive Machines is the favorite. |
| They also dont want to pay visa or mc another % either its like another 0.225% per tap. |
| Well sir it’s only 839.84%\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/766pxluqjkcg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f089b741af1baf917d4874c141a3f6543899cac8 |
| 😮 |
| 100% 🦅🦅🦅 |
| Probably a used 2024 Mach E or Ioniq 5. |
| Trump knows mid terms are coming up, he's flailing wildly trying to find ways to appeal to the average voter |
| Is this for europoors? |
| It was like that under Biden as well, but the numbers were better |
| That guy went all in at $35ish. He would be a legend if he didn’t sell. |
| company with 0 actual working designs nor income going 10x is a wild bet |
| I mean I bought $200 for may, but at least opened a spread on them at the $230 strike after they were up a little |
| Past earnings |
| Ty |
| My therapist told me that the way I invest is no different than going to a casino, and that I'm suffering from a gambling addiction.\n\nI now use the money I used to spend on therapy to buy SPY options |
| "Can you explain the gap in your resume?"\n\n"That was the only time in my life I was truly happy." |
| it’s a bubble, gonna pop sooner than the space data centers shits, should’ve went with those |
| Can't even show a tiddie, only brains getting blown out, no wonder we have demographic collapse |
| I know he likes to mimic jerking off 2 dudes as a cool dance. I wished some one told him or maybe he already knows...\n\n^(and he likes it) |
| Bro buy ASTS and go to sleep |
| Walmart is going to steal ai to see if people are using |
| Are we human? Or are we retard? |
| That might be the idea. People get credit cards, run up debt, then declare bankruptcy. |
| Still talking about it in 2026 zzz |
| Yeah….. |
| the moon in question\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/04ildxq8jkcg1.jpeg?width=1134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e08746941fe25a820adbe631f328286623eb4762 |
| I am a trader. Stock is extremely overbought. I will reenter on a pullback. Fundamentals have not caught up to price, and with expectations this high, any misstep sends it lower. So I took the risk off for now. |
| But I was a pussy if I held I would’ve made more.. not letting that happen over a 1k investment this time around |
| Yes, and this was done by socialist party so its very weird to see right wing party do this in the US from outer perspective |
| Close the position use the P&L to roll closer dated expiry at the money or slightly out the money.\n\nSee if you can turn that small win into a monster win. If not? You lost none of your original cash. |
| Bruh |
| Dude is the ultimate simpleton.\n\n\nVotes = good\n\n\nVoters like cheap gas. Oil make gas. Lot of oil in Venezuela.\n\n\nWe take oil. Make gas cheap. Voters vote for Republicans. Win. |
| Also removes the need for the US to give them $4bn every year |
| OP has always had money, just look at OP posts. 100k is water money for OP |
| still can't believe will smith walked up on stage and slapped chris like that with the whole world watching |
| No no please go up |
| it's imperative the cylinder remains unharmed |
| WD 40 |
| It already ran up 70% so what would justify more run up? |
| !remindme 1 year |
| Printer goes brrrrr |
| How much % of a dip are you looking for? Hit $100 this week, thinking that as soon as the broader market downtrends it'll likely correct as per usual |
| 😂😂😂😂🧐 |
| what's the strat? |
| Covfefe |
| I don’t understand why these companies don’t just build these AI datacenters in Iceland or somewhere similar, where they have more geothermal power than they can use. |
| Did you really close 1/27 calls a year early? \n\nNothing wrong with taking profits, but why sell during the initial stages of a breakout? |
| Lesson 1 on page 1 of every economics book is: price controls don't work. |
| Lunr |
| I disagree this is literally the bottom |
| Hopefully\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ic162jgdikcg1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62fa22fa67d6ce8534b8551b1c6466e08f1c02b4 |
| Why is it going to tank? |
| I need money for IPOs this year, need a good Eth pamp so I can dump pls ty. |
| Iran = Hezbollah |
| Earnings Season start this week peeps |
| 🙏 |
| Just a heads-up Americanos: I think your presidente might be a simpleton. |
| NO, I LOVE THIS STOCK BRO |
| It's a retard penalty. The only thing more droolingly fuck witted than not being able to weigh a piece of luggage, is coming to reddit to tell the world about it. |
| I’m really glad that the news networks are censoring any swear words in the video of a woman being violently murdered. I wouldn’t want my young nieces and nephews hearing something so objectionable while an innocent woman is shot to death. |
| I remember Lockheed falling like crazy during earnings. What do you know now… 🤣🤣🤣 |
| How long do you wanna hold for |
| https://preview.redd.it/kan7cxq2ikcg1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ba139ce5342b01c3a26bb789de966ae6594d686 |
| ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR CHOICES YOU BOOTLICKING SHILL |
| APLD 40+ Monday? |
| Well longer is longer ... thats still a win. |
| Were these ATM when you bought them? Or OTM? |
| Around 40-45 a share in the coming year or so (this is for aspi pre QLE spinoff). Post spinoff I suspect aspi can hit 15 a share while QLE goes well past 40 a share assuming they have the same float post spinoff and as QLE is delivering HALEU.\n\nThey've got nearly half a billion in cash right now and their annual build out and operation costs are sub 100mill annually and they've already been closing the revenue gap and will be in the black come 2028 or so. QLE alone is worth multiple billions when compared to companies like LEU so that's the big moneymaker.\n\nHolders of ASPI right now will get QLE shares as royalty once the spinout happens which has already been filed with the SEC. No idea when it will actually finish up but the process has already started. Likewise the remaining aspi shares will get revenue from QLE every quarter to bolster the value of ASPI. |
| not true, they want a failed state there as happened in Syria, Lebanon, ... |
| ALMU is just starting |
| It’s OK, OP says the stock is going to $1000 in May. His Children’s great-grandchildren will be living on this generational wealth |
| He bought at the top. It’s going to go back to 20 with its fundamentals, or lack thereof |
| Ah so pump and dump post. Got it. |
| fuck. You took profit, but somehow that may actually feel worse. |
| Top is in boys |
| only 4,000% more to go man you got this 🙌 |
| Ty |
| Intel just got back up to where the guy has probably bought it. Hopefully he diamond hands that one 🤣. I'm 90% sure he sold. |
| Appreciate your contribution sir. Anything helps\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ew02ml9qhkcg1.jpeg?width=515&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80cb82465a4dc73c73996529b93229e91594c647 |
| puts |
| https://preview.redd.it/g4ku1jrohkcg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0462f49d5ee36085e1b71a9fc2c7f17cf042ced |
| Is this going to do anything at all for NVDA? |
| TE |
| What are some good momentum stocks that have more room to run?\n\nExamples that already ran up: ASTS APLD RKLB ONDS |
| What the fuck im so sorry |
| did you check your own weight as well |
| SPY calls mainly |
| calls on US bombing runs on Iran this weekend |
| Meth heads are getting pattern day trader notices left and right. |
| What actually happends when you cap APR to 10% - News article headline from 2020/8:\n\n” Marin's government imposed a tight interest rate cap: Professors' fears about loans for low-income earners came true\n\nThe interest rate cap that came into effect at the beginning of July has consequences. It is already making it more difficult for low-income and renter consumers to obtain loans.” |
| Likely going to 1000 now that I have sold |
| https://preview.redd.it/6sfw9iedhkcg1.jpeg?width=2779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=443ee98f69973749aeeaced1bfffcd00d3b28fb2 |
| What if your shaft stays the same length and you just end up with a really long head |
| This time it’s different\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/yg32y9bchkcg1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd89b7657b8bd8eaf554309ee87bbc6e24c89cb1 |
| I ain’t come here to play school. \n\nAlso I know. I just work here, tell that to the c suite regards. |
| Nana finally have the money for Sugar Papa\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ht5ekefahkcg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0fa028b64074021c01e434b9c9bb0e49d266680 |
| Yet they don't pay mods |
| Not for Oklo I think |
| Good luck bro! |
| Israel doesn't want the Iranian regime to fall because then it removes the argument of them needing to be the boss of the ME trade. |
| In my experience, whenever I've sold an option, it's continued to Moon afterwards and whenever I've held on to it, it's quickly crashed |
| https://preview.redd.it/hn4xg444hkcg1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db44a97cb1f0be17ee21e10e33d40cdaeb8a193a |
| I still will always wish good luck. |
| https://preview.redd.it/vry4o4oygkcg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=589faa49f672de9dcbf1bc85fbe48c87758cd9b4\n\nOP, what did you “diamond hands” here? |
| Ugh, brothers!! I know!! Lol Get some good rest in my friend 🧡 |
| 72% |
| Bababooey |
| Gotta pick at least one big upset. |
| Were you looking for a beacon of light at the end of the tunnel on Oklo? |
| mossad took it a little too far with burning down hospitals and mosques in iran. public is horrified and won't support it. |
| Hoping this time it’s different 🤑 |
| My checked luggage was 5lbs over and I paid $200 for overweight fees wtf is this scam |
| That’s just false. \n\nhttps://www.elysee.fr/en/emmanuel-macron/2026/01/06/joint-statement-on-greenland |
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| Any year now. I feel it \n\n/s (just in case) |
| That sounds so incredibly frustrating friend. Im sorry you have to deal with that. For years ive been attempting to meet my folks where their firm beliefs are (within reason) to make them feel secure while dropping little hints to help lead them to their own questioning. \nI notice that their generation has an aversion to true empathy, which has made it very difficult to make real progress. And also at their age, perhaps they can escape in their mind to a time when things weren't so bad. No one wants to spend their final years attempting to change their outlook on how they see the world. \nGood luck to you!!! |
| 💀 |
| Are Boockvar and other “Oil is the best commodity play for 2026” at all dissuaded by Venezuela and Iran about to play ball?? |
| Here i am, the unwanted and uninvited "opposing" opinion.\nIf you are referring to Iran gunning down civilians to quell mass protest, I do not support. \nIf you are referring to clear, legally protected self defense in the goode case, I support.\n\nYou are in reddit, so I am assuming you are for Iran, but deeply sickened by self defense. \n\nHappy to be here! |
| Why else would bonds be selling for a failing company? |
| 100% |
| https://preview.redd.it/el7mrf4ngkcg1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ed2a7fdb6bde290a60faef1e3d9da46fafa1c06 |
| Bot marketing chasing off independent thought from Reddit. If you’re going to have a conversation with a bot you might as well do it with your own LLM. |
| Right on. I've lived here 30+ years.\n\nEnjoy your vacation!🤙 |
| what is your current exposure (as % of ur port) to US listed companies operating from the US? |
| Did his mother, by any chance, take a lot of tylenol during her pregnancy? |
| If retail makes money off identifying a “copper shortage” the markets are definitely broken |
| Maybe you’ll find out in that earnings report about how much cash they’re burning. |
| miriam adelson, paul singer, larry fink, and larry ellison are going to be very mad at mango for trying to curb usury with a 10% cap. |
| TSM is much more than an ai company. i remember the semiconductor shortage in the auto industry back then, dealers where buying back cars from customers for way more than they paid for. My TSM shares printed. |
| Steelers??!! |
| Forgive me I don’t do options. How much money did you risk to get that profit? |
| Every nordic country + germany + france has announced it actually |
| What’s a car that is the perfect balance between affordable and reliable, that you’re excited to drive around and eventually drive it into the ground but that you don’t have to baby |
| Sofi call holder here, how would you all like your fries Monday? Is sauce in a seperate bag preferred? |
| theyve always released some info before earnings |
| Vacation. Did Lanai yesterday and Merriman’s for dinner. 10 of us here, good times. |
| Can anyone help me out? If I profit I’ll cut you a slice |
| One more cycle plz |
| no support for Denmark announced yet |
| Im thinking of taping a 1 inch ball bearing to the tip of my 🍆 .... surely it will grow longer with time? |
| Agreed. |
| Oncloud Hoka New Balance, some ugly dressy type weird looking shoes…no swooshes…crazy some of the kids still had Nikes on probable like 30% |
| Unload |
| I will let you know thank you lol. That’s how it is here in NJ everything becoming more pricy. If your ever over here come on by. |
| I thought a few bucks for $12 leaps a year or so ago was too pricey lol |
| Vancouver is literally the most expensive city in Canada (in one of the most expensive countries) \n\nThey can afford neither lmao\n\nIt’s like New York City but you make the salary of a McDonald’s worker in Texas, and pay triple the taxes |
| Any prediction bets on the ayatollah getting captured within 1-4 weeks? If we see bets in that shove all in |
| All these companies need energy. I am hoping their next earnings in March skyrockets this a 100% |
| Maybe just buy an ETF... |
| How dare they be diplomatic and clear |
| If they’re releasing numbers this bad, the real numbers must be significantly worse. |
| That's pretty far OTM. |
| https://preview.redd.it/98h69lsgfkcg1.jpeg?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e67b6d883d346c7545ca0841eff3d503b2ef93 |
| Probably rally hard until tax season is over. Can’t let the peasants get in at a better price until all that IRA and tax refund money gets thrown in first. |
| Their P/E ratio is over 400. It’s an extremely speculative stock |
| Is $26 good? Like in the grand scheme of things? |
| Sold these. The future options on INTC looking a little steep with the upswing, maybe gonna buy some more shares with some of the profit. Will definitely be monitoring the chain looking to get some more at the opportune moment. |
| No, u don’t lose money as long as don’t sell and don’t have any stop losses active. So just hold what u have and it should eventually go up again |
| Using etoro is giving up basically |
| I had something similar with my brother ^^for years. I’m not sure probably watch the playoffs I worked 6 days straight I’m tired 🤣 |
| Does anyone use Siri? Years later it still doesn't work [as advertised](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqXGWQhowXk) and but even that is something I've heard since I don't think I've seen a single person ever use it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8atfhu59fkcg1.jpeg?width=428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d3263bac0eac35d52dc3929760ae49d31b7dfcd |
| SPY700 tease is real |
| Rams Bears Bills Eagles Pats Steelers |
| Come on over. Just bring money. Shit is expensive and increasing every day. |
| Finally…. |
| So like seriously, is Oracle a hold at 191 DCA? Or unload now? |
| Are you on vacation or do you live on Maui? |
| I dont think reddit data would be as clean as you think. There are so many comments and posts nowadays that are just copy/paste out of gpt to begin with. |
| I see. Thank you for the clarification. |
| You've got somewhere, thats better than conversations with my dad. He wont listen beyond 1 sentence (says its babbling), thinks he only needs to hear one thing to understand the entire scenario and consistently back tracks on anything you say he said the opposite of in a previous conversation. \n\nBasically if you want to have a stroke, try having deeper than surface level conversations with my dad. |
| European governments are comically toothless:\n\ninterview snippet from the British Defense Secretary on Greenland:\n\n"Greenland and Denmark are part of Nato. We and the US are part of that alliance with treaty obligations"\n\n"And so far as the UK's support for any nation with any military action, we will do so if the purpose is correct and if the legal basis is sound." |
| This was up quite a bit even 20 mins after open.. but you know we in this till expiration.. not going to cash in 1.4k when I can make 330k+ 😳\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jrgh1cppekcg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4ac05fde947be4bcf66766f369c587a2439abb1 |
| RIP |
| Donald Trump after joining Reddit: \n\n*Wow. Just joined Reddit. Incredible place. Very smart people. Some real losers too, but that’s okay, we have that everywhere.* |
| I have to agree! I really do. Like i said, im just happy shes listening and getting to know why I think the way I do (no one in my family is like me). \nWhat have you been up today Ambassador? |
| No |
| he probably bought the puts at ATH now he's about to dump before it goes up again. |
| You're going to turn into Godzilla or give highly radiated hand jobs in the break room at xAI. No in between |
| Will apple recover this week? |
| Is that because the vast majority of the drugs from Venezuela don’t come to the US and they don’t make fentanyl? |
| Cash out and put it all on red. NFA |
| Regard 100%. With draw and start building systematically . |
| Nope. RKLB and SOUN for the win |
| I got rocked on OKLO. It was a great run all last year. But I sold off before 100 and told myself it wasn't worth more than that, so to stay away\n Lo and behold, it skyrockets, plummets, and then my dumbass opens put spreads right before it blasts up past 100 again. It's sad because I like the company, and think they'll succeed, but the memeflation might end up crashing them before they see actual revenue. |
| How heavy are your bags lol? Down 98% on the yearly chart. |
| It even had like 10 finance PhD’s sending a veto letter for PM that this policy does not make any sense but PM only cared about sounding good |
| That’s progress if you ask me |
| In 🇻🇪he’s TACO Supreme |
| Well my mom and I had a conversation about pol-itics. We agree on fundamentals regarding "people w money generally only act in the interest of money", but then disagree on whether or not murder in the streets by authoritarian power is a problem of not . \nAll in all, im just glad shes listening to me talk for the first time in 34 years I guess |
| So you dont know... |
| Oklo to 1k would save your port but I'd put the probability of that happening at 0 |
| I think those are launch pads, their corporate headquarters are in long beach |
| 10% APR Cap is a disaster btw \n\nMy country tried it in COVID and only result was that regular joes were rejected from loans bcs unsecured lending at 10% is just not profitable \n\nTypical populistic idea, sounds good but ends up very badly |
| Don’t get me wrong, that’s annoying, BUT that is not the dealerships fault, the salesman, nor the manager. \n\nThat is 100% on the finance guy, their job is literally to get you to pay more. Some of them play nice, some of them dirty. Glad you caught it and hopefully didn’t pay it.\n\nIf you did pay it, fuck it just love your car |
| You took this pic like a half hour after opening on Friday? I did well shorting that incredibly retarded open on news that they might make money ten years from now |
| I told him to not to do margin. He dont know what a margin call is. Looks like he not gonna listen. |
| I bet times are good for them rn.\n\nLots of business means a busy ber |
| One hundred sixty thousand dollars. Poof |
| 🫦💦 |
| Is that big brain or am I a regard? 🥲 |
| We are going to dump hard on Monday, aren't we? |
| My credit score is whatever.\n\nIve learned that people will bend over backwards to get me whatever loan I say I need to make a purchause from them\n\nTheyre whores |
| Pre revenue. What could go wrong? |
| Im spitting in your drink next time you come pal |
| Surprise. Everyone thinks all the other generations are the worst |
| It's because a lot of people feel like they already missed the boat. |
| Leg wax |
| I’m here too. Perfect weather. |
| So many experts missed google last year. Even my regarded ass got in. |
| Yes my oracle |
| Lowered drug prices. \n\nThey should have just given the guy a golden pill bottle plaque. |
| I don't think many people knew about the rumor though, so it would be a weird delayed sell |
| Send recipe |
| Justice for smol-pp bankrupt bers having to work hard behind Wendy's dumpsters just to make ends meet 😤 |
| If Google Gemini wants to win the LLM war: acquire Reddit\n\nIf Google wanted to structurally weaken competing LLMs, it wouldn’t just out-train them, it would control the data exhaust they all depend on.\n\nRight now, a huge portion of high-quality conversational training data comes from Reddit (40% of citations). \n\nIf Google vertically integrated those surfaces into Gemini (tightening API access, rate-limiting scraping, or bundling premium data behind Google-only licenses) rival models like ChatGPT would see a steady degradation in freshness and relevance and users will just gravitate to Gemini.\n\nThe game isn’t compute anymore... it’s data privilege. Whoever owns the largest stream of real-world human interaction doesn’t just build better models, they slowly starve everyone else.\n\nReddit is $46b market cap. Google is $4,000b so ~1% of market cap. |
| You don't lol. Or you could put that 21,000 into VOO and assuming 10% returns, and I didn't even factor in the dividend reinvestment, you could give her the 100k back in 16-17 years lmaooooo |
| OP nuked his portfolio and then bought a nuclear stock to revive it. |
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| The world adopted bitcoin, whether you like it or not. If it was easy to have the world adopt another, it would have already been done. It’s backed up by the entire world. |
| There’s a lot of truth to this. Growing up in the 90’s and 2000’s was being told a lie our entire lives that never materialized. It was a great time to grow up. Terrible for understanding how the world actually works. |
| bro, I'm exactly like you, everything I touch turns to shit as well 🤝 |
| First part I can agree with second I am not sure about. |
| Yah, revenue that supports the valuations |
| Obviously China goods are more popular than US goods, say h200s.\n\nAs for tech Walmart closed one of its r&d centers here in socal like 2 yrs ago. Hi tech my arse. As said by a board member of McD that once told me: "it's innovation, but not tech innovation" aka business innovation -- now that's wall st likes. |
| Just this one simple trick |
| Monday -9% then Tuesday +10% |
| Thank you Sir! I think this will help the options gain quite a bit hopefully |
| Trump, the president of a country who is pro-capitalist, is probably bailing out his friend that owns Oracle and is buying the Bonds up. |
| NFLX could swallow AMC whole without even blinking if they so desired. They're not interested in getting into the business of owning movie theaters... and the Netflix House strategy seems lame... I digress, but, they should get into real estate for all their reality tv shows and own the locations then use them for each season |
| This is why I'm hedging gold with a silver short, the drop with silver is going to be rough. I am predicting 10k gold if we get 1-2 new wars going. |
| Yeah no |
| Monday open red then climb back to even when they realize nothing ever happens |
| Wow that's crazy, $400M a year. that should easily support a $400B valuation |
| Im well positioned for the dive to 500 |
| Sounds the sort of order a pour person would place |
| I regret not buying weekly options lol. |
| $CVNA calls |
| I went to a dealer and told them I had financing, and a car picked out.\n\nI test drove it and was off the lot same day\n\nthey tacked on a 1k 'fee' at the end tho. Still was a steal |
| Currently atm |
| We're gonna open deep red asf |
| ASTS and rocket lab will go so high until a market pullback triggers margin calls and they will easily fall 50% from the peak. |
| I want to go to HI in 26’ |
| Thanks for replying.\n\nI actually got in BAER, OUST, KRKNF yesterday (and keeping the TE position).\n\nEnjoy the weekend! |
| bed rot |
| YOU ARE ALL MORONS |
| Could be about the rumor, sell the news kind of event. Especially for a Monday lol |
| Im willing to be its gonna be flat at open and sine wave |
| So started with $120? |
| WATCH IT NEXT WEEK BRO. ITS GOING TO THE STRATOSPHERE |
| What does that mean sir? |
| Sorry dude. Been there, done that. |
| https://preview.redd.it/vl5y37o6ckcg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f20cad19e8e04dc44b905e730b3a567c10c2dc4 |
| In Belgium they call him Royale |
| This was an obvious play. Stocks go up after Trump meeting\n\nCongrats |
| Will we need lube Monday? |
| About to get ready for the beach. Beautiful day here in Maui, HI. |
| Well, looks like you were totally wrong\n That guy's INTC Calls printed big time. |
| Lmfao is this a shitpost? |
| Go for the 10x bagger |
| https://preview.redd.it/bs5dm0x1ckcg1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9470e70871ece388f2ceb37b1dd963ab36f306df |
| RDDT only gets $100m/year from OpenAI & Google Gemini\n\nThis revenue may even double with Anthropic and Perplexity fees if Reddit resolves the lawsuit against the AI startups for alleged misuse of content.\n\nAnd it could double even further when Reddit renews its deal with OpenAI/Google this year |
| Oh hey it’s back https://www.alexandermcqueen.com/en-us/pr/classic-silk-skull-scarf-5577173052Q1078.html |
| My balls are too small to gamble with my IRA. |
| I’m doing well with this stock, BEEP BOOP BOP AI |
| The guy down there talkin about negotiating at a dealership, we have some lore together. lol \n\nI can confirm his thesis is relatively correct, no issues there. But doing the whole “50-100 dealers” thing will either get you ignored, or get you set up with the most desperate of sales teams, leading to poor experience. \n\nTypically those with good financials and prior research have great experiences, if you come in missing one of those two, you may have a harder time. No one likes to be told they can’t get what they want, it’s human nature. |
| Because this post is shit. Either fully retarded post about a low cap stock, or a blatant pump and dump post. |
| Hemlines lengthening, indie sleaze is back, now just waiting for the skull scarf resurgence |
| Leetcode....\n\nFuk |
| No, drones deploy rockets\n\nThis is known |
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| that’s what crypto is for! |
| Was market closed when 🥭 posted about 10% cap? |
| See above |
| They don’t have jurisdiction for human rights violations in Venezuela.\n\nThey needed to cook something up that affects Americans to get jurisdiction, and thus drug trafficking.\n\nAt the same time though, it becomes a much harder case to prove beyond a reasonable doubt/looks more politcal. |
| I love this sort of post: to paraphrase, I am an ignorant retard and I am here to hurl my own faeces at anyone who looks like they have ever read a book or researched a topic of interest\n\nIs there any particular space related subject you would like explaining to you? |
| 🤣🤌 |
| Cum |
| CES 2035 will have robotics demoing human models |
| hold the spit? |
| an hour on the bike doing strength and chest day.\n\nIm dead tired rn |
| Holy shit, nice play 🫡 |
| https://preview.redd.it/04difc19bkcg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=efceff19027c1161b87936f28f3556ed5c47ee6b |
| So they'll hold some ShibaElonCumFart coin instead. Same exact difference as holding BTC. |
| Simple, ask yourself the question would you buy it right now, if not then sell it |
| Let it out 🧸 |
| Dear lord skip options straight to margin? Tell him to wait with margin until there is a crash. |
| why do bears always fuckup orders so badly? its 2 jr bacon Cheeseburgers ffs |
| What yall up to today? |
| The beauty of leaps lol. I've got some too. Nice to finally see it move. |
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| The fed is printing money |
| Btc. I usually only do weekly options. Should I try monthly? |
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| That is why you sign up for stubs insider membership which is free and get 50% off tickets Tuesdays and Wednesdays 🙂 |
| >Fun fact: we can see you open your emails here at the dealership\n\n>That’s why we keep calling you even though you don’t pick up\n\nu/CarcossaYellowKing you might enjoy this. Inspired by this comment https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1q8k2ti/weekend_discussion_thread_for_the_weekend_of/nytj2op/\n\n\nPro tip for tards on how to shop for cars and absolutely crush the parasitic humans at dealerships.\n\nGo to a dealer to find the exact trim, features, color you want and test drive all you want. That's how you start your search. DO NOT BUY anything. No matter how good it sounds just say you're starting your search, if they want to print out offers for you great but otherwise you can't make a decision on day 1. They'll make up all sorts of excuses, tariffs, limited time whatever, pressure tactics. Important thing is to get out the door unscathed.\n\nGo online and save pdfs, links or images of what you're actually looking for.\n\nNow send them to every dealership in a 50 mile radius. 100 or more if you want to really get a price war going.\n\nTell them to send their absolute best OTD ("Out The Door") price. In writing, with all doc/legal fees, taxes included. Common way to fuck you in the end is surprise overstuffed fees. Final CASH price only. Don't worry about financing, that will all be worked out later, it's usually fairly standardized.\n\nEvery time you get an offer you send them to all the others and tell them if you they can't beat it, sorry no can do. They'll try really hard to get you in that door so they can manipulate you. Don't let them. I'm even upfront with them. "Hey man, you sound like a cool dude but if I sit in that chair with you and hang out for 5 hours going home empty handed, I feel like a loser. I just want the best price over the phone. Nothing personal and if you give me a good deal, help me move efficiently and with integrity, I'll spread the word about you."\n\nThat's it. Never go back into the dealership until it's time to sign paperwork. They'll send you stuff in transit not even off the truck at near 0 profit for them. |
| True, maybe they’ll make him the new overlord of McDonaldland. He could be the overlord of the fry kids too |
| And where are you getting it’s clear the law enforcement officer wasn’t hit by the car? \n\nhttps://x.com/Breaking911/status/2009684696548946098?s=20 |
| Garrett is an asshole tho |
| Datadog and Splunk are two entirely different toolsets. Datadog always pushes their observability and real time metrics while Splunk is more security focused with correlation and retention for long term investigation. Apples to oranges. |
| My friend who dont know anything about stocks, called me and asked about opening margin account. It seems like bear market gonna start. |
| I guess no defense industry reps have made the pilgrimage to MAL yet or if they did, they didn’t come bringing sufficient gifts and praise. |
| I'm surprised a ton of people are anti-AI 🫷😠\n\nThen they're left wondering why there is a massive wealth gap 10 years later. 🙃\n\nThese same people will be wondering why they didn't buy AI stocks when it was blatantly obvious sex robots are going to be a multi trillion $$$ opportunity 🤔 \n\nStop living under a rock 🪨 and open your eyes 👀 |
| they have many hats\n\ngeopolitical expert\n\noil expert\n\nmacroeconomics expert\n\nhousing expert\n\netc |
| Comparison is the Joy of Thief |
| "Unrealized" is a wonderful cop out when you're down.\n\n\n"Unrealized" is asking for trouble when you're up. |
| $smh was up 3% yesterday 🤨 |
| Ford mustangs are pretty good, show me any european made 2+2 coupe with a manual and V8 that is reasonably priced. I do agree though. |
| Thats why I open them |
| Suggest full port in 0DTE |
| I’m in \n\nbeen good, going to bounce off that $110 support here soon |
| It's 600LbMinnie. I seent it too. |
| They got dem digital price tags! |
| That's probably why they were wearing them. |
| Did law enforcement ask her to get out of the car? Was she obstructing law officers? If she got out of the car would she be alive? |
| Thought he was a McDonalds guy. Might also be the hamburgler. |
| I agree, do you think it will hit the market Monday or will it be a delayed trigger? |
| Could be a huge year for Roku with the Amazon partnership, FIFA World Cup, Winter Olympics, and mid term elections |
| As long as they bring me my Dino nuggets |
| Nah. Young innocent kids less than say 7 who aren't raised in hell are peak quality of life form.\n\n\nBut dogs are better than adult humans. |
| If you've never blown your OSAP gambling in your TFSA you aren't really 🇨🇦 |
| I get your point, I even was a waiter for couple of shifts. \n\nI need something a bit easier |
| I would be interested except everything Netflix produces for the past 5 years sucks. |
| Inflated rev cuz they buy and sell stuff on low margins, can’t compare to software where cost of product is just the RnD |
| ahhh… greed lol your choice |
| Wouldn’t you rather be crying in your private jet? |
| I've got $1M in liquid assets. $398k of that is unrealized gains from shares, which is a 145% return on my investments.\n\nBuy and hold, baby. |
| Sell high buy low, or keep it for 1 year |
| wouldnt touch the stuff rn\n\nToo many people trying to make it look more bullish than it is |
| Crying in my bed |
| Feeling Minnesota |
| the trend seems to be down right now for semiconductor stocks. are my calls cooked? |
| Gotta live paycheck to paycheck somehow |
| Ive been on that highly regarded strategy for a while, welcome |
| If you have 5y+ horizon obvious no brainers yes |
| “Margin the Lambo” said someone in the ASTS sub. We’re back in the halcyon days, aren’t we? |
| I didn't realize Rocket Lab had a facility in Long Beach. I thought Virginia and New Zealand were their locations. |
| You're too smart and don't belong here. |
| Don't forget IMSR before it breaks out - safest small nuclear design. No chance of melt-down. One was already built in China in 2025. |
| You devil |
| Ever since space stocks went up it seems like WSB is experiencing an influx of astronauts and space scientists |
| Movie theater company. |
| Do the rockets deploy drones? |
| They do when it’s Friday lol |
| THEY REMOVED IT. WHY |
| Now just think of how big your Roth IRA would be if you do the same thing there |
| Why wait? Flip a coin on Packers vs. Bears |
| I think Pete Hegeseth touring the rocketlab facility in long Beach yesterday evening is going to be a bigger catalyst than people realize |
| Buying meme stocks are the new safe trade |
| ? Idk if this was meant for me but I’m just doing my job bro lol |
| samsies! |
| Hell ya, I made a bunch from their gains this week too.\n\nBought a bunch of $7 calls that expired 1/9 (yesterday) and sold it for 10x. |
| Do you mean they arent trading stocks and spending it on other crap or do you imply that yoloing into OPEN or TLRY isnt a safe investment? |
| Worth buying both now ? |
| As Gen X I only had my parents, teachers etc to rely on for information. My kids had access to information I could never have dreamed of. Coupled with the parenting style of the day- everyone got a trophy, make sure the Christmas gifts pour out endlessly from under the tree, helicopter parenting, etc too much of the focus was setting them up for a happy childhood/ teenage years instead of prepping for the adult years of life |
| Unlike this guy I want to know so that I don't avoid it. |
| Which app do you use? |
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| 2k to waste what shit stock should I buy to pump my anoos ? |
| lol we all wish we were that smart |
| Down severely after its IPO not long ago and no bottom in sight at least by technicals. This could go to sub 10$ or even sub 5$ OP. Hold the bag or cut the loss |
| No contest. |
| It lacks the thrill of human though. |
| Stop sleepwalking into traps that blow up your future and invest in the stock market\n\nSo many people are doing the opposite |
| let me put yall on: tomato butter cod |
| Cock sizes everyone? 5.5" long |
| Wow no shit. Didn't know that. Not like that here in NY. |
| wtf is AMC |
| 2c per share? Ban this retard. And no positions posted? Double ban this retard |
| the moment the payments stop so does the relationship |
| I am from Europe,so I chose nothing... |
| Fun fact: We know you can, so we do it and don’t answer to fuck with you |
| Current price $1.25 ATH $264.40 , super safe investment security right here 😹 |
| Actually, it isn't. Mango tried to force hotels to put up soldiers during covid. |
| Comparison is the thief of joy. |
| You guys have a cringe obsession with us and need to move on. |
| I mean, of course it would be nice if it fell into your lap. But $100k really isn't all that much in today's inflationary world. I wouldn't call it a "life changing" amount. Maybe if OP is 18 years old or something, but by the time OP would have sold, best case after taxes it's no less than $85k. Which would change their life for about a couple of months and then it's all gone. We all live in bubbles. |
| East Dakota |
| Long or short |
| Yeah she's dead from her brains being scattered around the car. She has a killer.\n\nI've gotta say it's really really obvious that he wasn't ever run over or hit or anything like that. I'm sad you can't see past your political team. |
| Bro has a whopping one paycheck on the line |
| It’s the lowest form of energy. Its excess capitalism |
| Maybe Burger King will knight 🥭 |
| Delete this shit. This is not a yolo, retard. |
| Also we double call you because it’s easier to get told to fuck off now, than in two weeks after calling you 14 times |
| This is the danger with stocks... I been trying to get off stocks into options, but my options have gone flat if you do 4 years average. \n\n \nBut with stocks, something like this can happen and now you have no idea what the stock might do. I would always assume it can go to zero and delist, so I don't think you should buy more at some point. Find a psychologically nice number you like and stick to it as a maximum amount of shares. |
| The man that’s supposed to be the leader of the free world is saying “give us your country’s land the easy way or we’ll do it the hard way”. This is the most unhinged shit that a POTUS has ever done in my 50 years on this earth. |
| I chuckled way too hard at this. Dog makes a fine meal. |
| What you’re describing is the fact that the stock price is completely devoid of any rational tie to reality \n\nMillions one WSB just hear “Skynet” and go full port. It’s insanity |
| Due south from Florida is the Pacific Ocean. |
| 🍺 |
| I guarantee you someone walking around with 1 million in cash or gold are going to get robbed. |
| How else would he compete in the dick measuring contest at the country club? Have some sympathy man, it’s rough out there for the .1% |
| Yes ◽️\nYes ◽️ |
| To be fair, Siri has been doing all I need it/trust it to do - schedule alarms/reminders |
| I was rooting for the rhino, but nothing happened |
| exactly, or new Seattle |
| "Fellow Ape" does not apply here. You have to lose it all first, and besides if it's good enough to screen shot..... |
| Need MSTR above $170 by Jan 16 so these puts I sold expire worthless |
| Why do u have to tell her - are u her slave ? Be a man |
| https://preview.redd.it/5qnmi8c86kcg1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=475a2659db02741faeb0370ed6d3486b86e38872 |
| For real ride it out if you’re confident in the company. I have NVDA leaps expiring 12/27 that I bought back in April. Up 260% and letting them ride |
| And the fact that people still connect Tesla and self driving since the Russian agent keeps rejecting lidar and everybody is now ahead of them |
| https://preview.redd.it/5gzp26r56kcg1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=727e953fd722f04e45583fa112ae98cf0644d272 |
| The court research? I had to pay ro read all the filings. I cam send you the link but you have to pay for it. Public knowledge part: months went by before Justin a convicted felon finally responded. When he did it was almost a full week late. And his claims were pretty much b.s. the only way I see the judge granting him an extension is if she didnt wanna work that day and pushed it off. |
| Fun fact: we can see you open your emails here at the dealership\n\nThat’s why we keep calling you even though you don’t pick up |
| Why you gotta roast him like this. Let the man lose his money. 24/7 market can save a life. |
| I have come to the conclusion that millennials are the most bitter, entitled lot with constant whining and tantrums compared to every other generation before and after them. |
| Fingers crossed 🤞 |
| on the other hand you can lever up to 100x on CFDs (I think?), so... |
| BRO IT A FUCKING MASTERPIECE |
| Thats an oddly specific % |
| No worries haha , hopefully zeta pulls back I’d like some shares cheaper ,and you get paid bro |
| Sell. Take that profit, put it in etf.\n\nReinvest the principal |
| LOL |
| More like the new Portland. |
| Absolute euphoria = Absolutely FUCKED |
| facts |
| Depends on how they're cooked. |
| !banbet MSTR+8.68% 4w |
| How/why did people start copying you there? |
| WTF? |
| That sounds awful. Which LinkedIn account is it so I can be sure to avoid it? |
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| eXtEnSiVe rEsEaRcH. \n\nShare the research? |
| Been keeping an eye on Netflix stock for a few weeks now. Almost bought on Friday as it looks like we're at or around the bottom for a while. The fact that I was so close to buying but didn't probably means it'll go up on Monday. I was trying to be greedy and hoping to get in a few dollars lower. We shall see. |
| This may be the worst AI slop I’ve seen to date. |
| Dogs are better than humans |
| Is that a fleshlight? |
| holy shit WMT's rev is almost 700b a year? \nAmericans buy so much stuff. |
| Yeah, I'm poor too. |
| When you use the remindbot you gotta just take the L when it happens lmao\n\nDon’t feel bad regard it’s wsb. And given your track record, let’s hope 2028 it is then. |
| Is the “Working 30MW Reactor” on the earth with us? |
| Gemini is not ahead \n\nAnyone who follows Ai knows Claude code is doing some incredible shit. It’s been reported widely by basically everyone in AI |
| Shouldve worn a condom or been gay |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/unikuenobody** bet **NFLX** goes from **89.36** to **94.84** before **17-Jan-2026 12:32 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 104 wins and 114 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet nflx +6.13% 1w |
| #MINNESOTA IS NOW THE NEW FLORIDA LMAO 🤣 🤌 |
| Welcome to Costco. I love you. |
| I use Schwab too they have the most ass looking charts. |
| Alright I'm done with LinkedIn now\n\nWe have influencers giving "professional advice" in a sports bra and she doesn't even have a real job |
| tech + execution looks like |
| TSM doesn’t release Q4 earnings until premarket on 1/15. |
| Imagine making a years salary in 30 minutes and thinking it’s deserved.\n\nEven more so at the top of a company known to cause massive lay offs to pump their holdings. |
| why the fuck is WMT at 35-40x P/E ratio? |
| Taking notes "Amazon, Walmart, Target, and UPS do not matter for seasonal hiring" |
| Im so fkd with CVNA 💩💩💩 |
| PRC has been threatening to invade Taiwan since its founding. It's been 76 years I'm sure it will happen any day now. |
| I live at my parents house because i pay my sugar baby’s rent /s |
| Yeah but lulu sells joggers with chips in that measure your ass size and sells the data about how often you fart. That’s why they cost 200$ a pair. |
| bears have it lucky why is it so cold today |
| cause each edge has a limit life span until all the profit get trade out. But new market inefficiency do enter the market. So the true game is finding the new inefficiency before other. |
| “Minnesota fatigue, can something just not happen over there for 5 seconds” 🤣🤣for real though |
| Targets down where Im at look more like walmarts than target. |
| Every regard out there including my grandma and my barber calling for Puts on ORCL. Yup, time to load up the truck. |
| Huh, very gracious and not the usual response. Now I feel like an ass. \n\nAlso I don't think it happens until after 2028 but FWIW, I hope the pedos go down at some point. |
| I think a lot of these products that AI need to depend on will make people a lot of money. People are bashing on this stock but a lot of major corporations depend on data companies like datadog, snowflake, MongoDB, etc |
| that shit was adorable |
| Ford and intel this week. Both printed |
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| 10 year cliff. |
| Nobody has lost money on tesla or silver yet |
| $100 |
| Just finished watching a video of a tiny deer and rhino fighting. |
| Cope, the UK was behind so many color revolution and followed the US in all their big wars abroad. It's an utter regime. |
| Space race is gonna be interesting. Gonna be like , we will fill the solar system with GPUs in data centers to generate deepfakes for every gooner degenerate |
| Maybe one day you'll treat a woman like another human being. |
| You know that their cfds are just IOU notes issued by them? You could get fucked in so many ways by them as the trade never leaves their servers.... |
| Looks like someone needs to watch Adolescence again. |
| Only if you’re white. Then you get nothing |
| Yeah, the vaporware industry is all the rage nowadays. |
| As a prospective put buyer, I continue to be amazed too. I don't think I can time when this one goes to 0. |
| The closest point in the US to Africa is in the state of Maine. |
| There is much simpler explanation to this. Somebody governing the simulation just watched the black mirror and said: - You see that shit? That's funny shit let's make it in one country and see what happens. |
| You know what’s insane? That no one knows whether to believe the president of the United States when he speaks because he’s so completely unhinged and full of shit. |
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| Printing machine go brrrrr.\nStocks go up.\n\nCooked jobs report? Believe it or not, calls. |
| If you don't use Twitter, Elon automatically ceases to exist. Give it a try. |
| Do whatever you want? Does your mom still wipe your butt? |
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| Using AI for daily dynamic pricing tests to find the most profitable prices for every item in each category of Walmart (rich NH, city, rural etc) |
| You forget that tariffs were so successful we have another $60 trillion to bailout all these successful companies with |
| Worse, actually. |
| Terrazzo *is* concrete that has colored cement and various chips in it that has been surface ground and polished. Which is exactly what you have here. |
| That you got trapped was the plan. |
| The amount of times we’ve heard “you really think the US would do that?” then the US did it in 5 of the last 9 years is way too high |
| Advice: don’t invest money you need, ever! Live your live and i wish you the best. |
| It’s happened a few times now. I don’t understand why corps immediately cave to fascists since they still get fucked anyway. Look at ABC / Disney - did the right suddenly say “hey, I guess we should embrace Disney now” |
| I don't understand the reference |
| Calories are cheap. Nutrition is expensive. |
| 🤖 |
| He literally said he’ll do it the easy way or the hard way. I mean, are you trying to self-soothe because you chose a psychopath for the government? |
| Can fake internet money make another run at 100k so I can get rid of these MSTR shares |
| Username checks out |
| Or own it and shop it |
| so did Steve Eismann. So did Porter Collins. So did Danny Moses.\n\nThey all have podcasts that take advertisers dollars.\n\nstay regarded homie.\n\nif you don't know who those people are, then damn. u regarded more than u think |
| So Elon’s current grift is silver. Anyone who loses money by listening to this dipshit at this point deserves not to have money. |
| Men need to finger there prostate |
| Don't give a shit what scamath says |
| I fuckin love Costco |
| Things Elon Musk says are the same talking point Charles Manson had |
| My favorite part about back testing is that it completely ignores changes in financial law and enforcement. Value investing (high dividend) worked great until the stock buyback was legalized. The 2007-2009 collapse would not have happened if Glass-Steagall had not been eliminated . And how do you backtest new asset classes like crypto? |
| Dam you didn't catch the falling knife. It went straight through you , 6 times. \n\n\nSorry though , hope it turns out better. |
| halfway done here. wonder if I'll actually stop when I reach the number. probably. |
| Amendments stop at 2 |
| Most? Nothing matters |
| Sadly, those are being made by young white dudes who think they’re cool and don’t realize their careers have about 3 more good years left |
| Hahaha, fair play mate. You were right.\n\nLet the record show that I didn’t give an opinion as to what would happen just that neither of you knew what would happen.\n\nBut you got it right I admit |
| I bought 1000 at 11 and sold at 15 |
| Do you like me for real \nYes □ \nNo □ |
| I only go on a weekday at around 5:00pm. It’s not so bad. Weekends are a clusterfuck. |
| Open the Casino |
| https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1jvu631/comment/mmf2eay/\n\n>Neither of you know shit about what’s going to happen\n\n\nu/AegonTheMeh\n\nAwwww where you at retard? I see, doesn't seem like you hang out here much anymore, choosing instead to post all day in r/TrueAnon to "discuss intelligence exposure, conspiracy, government corruption, technology, Prince Andrew's sweat".\n\n\n😂 gotta love ber |
| Fidelity! It’s who my work uses for their 401k and I’ve grown to like the app a lot |
| All in crocs? |
| > Sauli Niinistö \n\nthat smile is pure gold |
| Omg run man and look for small play!!! I would kill to go even 😂 |
| CEO probably realized his company was getting shorted into oblivion and said "fuck it, I'll buy it myself" |
| Whats the opposite of catching a falling knife? |
| Lol |
| Sauli Niinistö 🥵 |
| Stock would drop on a cure for cancer if it doesn't involve a subscription |
| Which model was your ex ? Mine was Gemini (not by consent though) |
| Nope, they are wearing oncloud now. Ironically more expensive than Nike |
| Seeing people with carts loaded up to the top makes me wanna puke. Disgusting consumerism. |
| People like to pretend old white dudes are uncool, but who do you think is making those Ubereats ads you keep buying up, markets those new shoes youre wearing, and those tiktok-esque adverts for 20% of nair with a streamers promo code? |
| Life is unfair |
| At least he's not invading countries to steal or planning to attack allies on a whim. |
| Killer? a federal agent asked her to get out of the car as she and her wife were obstructing officers and then she ran her car into him |
| Haha. Thanks for advice! 😃 |
| Only on weekends |
| These people with their 2015 Mercedes/BMW they bought last year are so fucked nowadays lmao these wholesale spreads are grossssssss |
| It's barking |
| Would you mind explaining why? |
| It will def go up but I hope there’s a pullback before it goes up |
| Afternoon |
| You are not the boss of me now and you are not so big |
| Flat as fuk today |
| I’m showing that I bought puts |
| And all AI stocks went red Friday |
| These 20s are hardcore mayne |
| going there is hell.\n\nOwning the stock is not\n\nKind of like walmart. own it, dont shop it |
| “Diversity is our strength” until the African refugees r shanking u in the streets and the gov is taxing u into oblivion to pay for it. |
| Percent? |
| Just put it all on black next time , better chance of hitting |
| Bro have u heard of new relic? |
| Just like a sea anchor, this thing keeps going down. No telling where the bottom will be. The lesson to learn here is not to buy into stocks while they are on a downtrend. Also, capital preservation. Don't fall in love with any particular stock, and set a percentage limit threshold that allows you to cut your losses and move on. |
| Chamath would peg you for a nickel tho |
| It does not matter if AI demand decreases this year. TSMC is the cutting edge technology for chip production and it is not even close. They will maintain insane margin even if they just produce consumer and cloud chips alone |
| Well, i drink anyway, so im fine with some dca'ing 🙂 |
| My AI girlfriend just broke up with me 🙁 |
| morning |
| mods |
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| I don't quite understand.\n\nDon't you need to borrow naira at some point in order to short it? |
| Dogshit of a stock gtfo |
| About 8 38s |
| Wait til you pubes start growing on your balls and anoos and you have to manscape |
| Chamath says GDP will be over 6 |
| Well - virtually all companies will lose value if WWIII happens… which it will if Taiwan was invaded. |
| I’m an adult and life got better once I realized most shit doesn’t matter. |
| But this twist was always an Orange! |
| Fake news. |
| I can't read though |
| Lol you think money is real? They can print it |
| I'm not a kid and I can tell you It only gets worse 🫣 |
| Be mindful of rogue waves. |
| I'm just a kid\n\nand\n\nLIFE IS A NIGHTMARE\n\n# 😫 |
| i thought penny stocks weren't allowed here |
| edgy |
| so, if you're in a popular investment, change your strategy.\n\nyou get money out of people copying you.\n\nso, just play it safe with this account, stay positive, grow your network, post random feel good shit like a content creator, and get rich with only putting up a small amount, like 5-10k, in non-leverage safe stocks.\n\nand then gamble options on another platform like a man. |
| You're doing your part |
| He wants you dawg 🌈 |
| Need new one |
| Still think 5X is the top or could it go even higher? |
| Praising Nazis? How low y’all have fallen |
| Which means everything you see in their online store search is some random unknown 3rd party seller and not the product i was looking for. Same with target. I just wanted a legit product and not to consider if the quality would be sufficient… |
| They're leaving because the UK is a complete shithole right now |
| Ask her if she likes gay guys |
| The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was proposing so much crazy shit that the crazy shit he actually did we were unprepared for because it all seemed crazy. |
| based |
| Eurohots |
| Hey atleast you came in with a stock that hadn't run 500% already |
| Costco is hell on Earth |
| bro no one here can read. what are you saying? |
| God bless Murica! I don't know what I'd do if my pixelated pickaxe identifies as a they/them. |
| Elon didn't say the mining part. Jidt singularity. Everything else applies to that narrative |
| I got a hot pink dragon drink at starbucks and the barista called me gey 😞 |
| The situation with Hilton being shunned by the government for not accepting ICE agents is probably the closest thing we've had to a 3rd Amendment violation in modern times. |
| Imagine thinking the Conservative and the Labour are two different things in the UK, they're exactly the same thing. No difference at all, both of them are controlled by the MI6. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Only Reform is different. |
| i wish i could ask that question with the same niavete |
| Yeah, globally diversified ETFs are 50 to 67% US and 80+% of that is S&P lol. That is the current state of CAPM optimization lmao |
| It’s crazy I was just at a kids sporting event and looking at all the footwear of the parents at least a couple hundred parents in the stands and not a single one wearing Nikes…Nike really dropped the ball |
| i hope he's right, so bloom energy can fall with it and i can buy more |
| Finland had the right idea.\n\nOnly elect hot heads of state |
| Thanks I been driving in circles |
| Only in a heterosexual context |
| Absolutely sym to the moon |
| MODS!!!!! 😂 |
| Only When the market closes, you realize that you have to deal with your lonely and depressing life and you can’t just distract yourself by losing money always. High key might end it today if I don’t find other distractions. |
| On some shitty Island off the east coast |
| Not elon, whose parents own a mine, advocating mining |
| >“You’re all gonna do very well—Marco just gave me a note. ‘Go back to Chevron, they want to discuss something,’” Trump read, turning to look at Chevron Vice Chairman Mark Nelson. \n\n>“Go ahead, I’m going back to Chevron, Mark.”\nRubio grimaced uncomfortably, as Trump patted him on the back. \n\n>“Thank you, Marco,” he said.\n\n>”Was there a question, Mr. President?” Nelson asked.\n\nThis cannot be real life. Wake me up |
| > No wonder they also saw the biggest outflow of millionaires out of any place in the world. From 2020, 100,000 millionaires left the UK, it's an insane number. \n\nPeople aren't leaving because hurty words on the internet land you in prison, its because the government are thieving little bastards who steal prosperity from aspirational people and give it to wasters. |
| Alright, now this is where we take a month break, focus on recovering from the psychological toll of this drawdown and restructure your sys-he already put it on black. |
| FAFO |
| >because I was trading tired and drunk.\n\nWhich is really funny considering you are having copiers. |
| Lisa su is hot |
| So I should invest in a company that will lose all of its value instead of other companies that will lose much of their value temporarily? I don't think that "If you are going to lose a lot of money you might as well lose it all" is a great plan. |
| Hold and use income to pay down your debt |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Coley44 made a bet that NBIS would go to 150.0 within **1 month** when it was 112.514 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| THE REGIME OF PEOPLE WHO CONSTANTLY GET OUSTED VIA PARLIAMENT NO CONFIDENCE VOTES |
| Elon said we entered the singularity where ai and robots will be among us and they will require a lot of silver for production.\n\n\nSilver is historically still undervalued, and also needed for military. We have threats at the moment.\n\n\nWe also have miners operating at a huge profit now and can stop production if they need to if the price is manipulated.\n\n\nThis is a super cycle conditions scenario for silver and people are still in denial.\n\n\nWe also have old people that are retiring from mines and this business. Im sure Gen Z is jacked to the tits to take those jobs lol. |
| its on Intel to improve their fab output quality. if China takes Taiwan, companies that relied on TSMC are going to be looking stateside - their fab in AZ isnt finished yet.. Intel has to increase quality and output quick (if they did their stock would be higher and it shows) Samsung and Texas Instruments, Global Foundries, Micron could step up too |
| Sometimes you lose some and other times you lose everyone some |
| BAER and ONDS look primed IMO. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2wcyqstayjcg1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e269468c67033c51680197b6e0079daab17d7c7 |
| Now is the time to FOMO in at $.90+! |
| BREAKING: The UK regime is the most dictatorial out of them all. Just in one year, the UK had more arrests for online comments and memes posted online (12183) than the rest of the entire world combined. 2nd place is Belarus with 6205, 3rd is Germany with 3500. 4th is China with 1,500. 5th Turkey with 500. 6th Russia with 400. They also top the list for the numbers of bank accounts frozen so leaving people without any mean to sustain themselves and their children.\n\n\----\n\nNo wonder they also saw the biggest outflow of millionaires out of any place in the world. From 2020, 100,000 millionaires left the UK, it's an insane number, the 2nd place is far far behind them. Nobody wants to live in that shithole anymore. They also have total control of the media, no opposition media is allowed and that's why despite the fact they're the biggest dictatorship in the world, most people are unaware of that...their crimes simply don't get covered and amplified by the media. So most people think Belarus or China or Russia are worse dictatorships because the media speak incessantly about that but the numbers speak for themselves. |
| If you use the word “mods” does your comment need approval? Lmao if so that’s so soft |
| Donald Trump recently called for a one-year cap of 10% on credit card interest rates, effective January 20, 2026. Does this mean short the banks and spy up? |
| It's all a negotiating tactic. |
| I got seven Mac 11s |
| What the hell is EJ entertainment jordy? What kind of hookers take credit! |
| And are you happy with it? |
| its not real until it is.\n\nJust like those unrealized losses youre holding buddy |
| Where Brooklyn at?? |
| needed to hear this, appreciate you bro |
| quick, contact sarah mclachlan |
| >Don’t even know how it popped up in my mind, it’s pretty small.\n\nObviously small, only enough room for mango to live there 24/7 and nothing else. |
| Nice all time chart this stonk has been regarded since inception |
| The Sam's Club scan and go app is pretty slick though. |
| People thought the same about the big bill bro. The most informed guess is that no one has an idea. |
| if you cant be better than everyone else how can you possibly be happy? |
| Dude, it’s been that way for a long time now. 2008 removed all ideas of a free market. Socialize the loss, privatize the profits. |
| Must be nice living in a first world country |
| By “future” I’m hoping you mean next week. Happy cake day. |
| Guys let's be civilised and be kind to bers please. 1 ber life is equivalent to 40 American lives |
| >If only they handled taxes in my country… impossible to do manually (without scripting)\n\nWhy is it impossible? eToro gives you how much profit did you have on closed positions last year, and then you can just calculate how much of it should be deducted and sent to the tax authorities based on your country's tax rates on stocks. Or am I missing something? |
| If there isn't a competitor, no matter how weak, the leader is at risk of being called a monopoly and being broken apart. So AMD is allowed to make enough profit to exist. |
| Should I buy stocks? |
| Joy is the Thief of Comparison |
| Ethereum is the future of finance |
| The Greenland comments globally are absolutely insane. I can't believe there are people thinking US will use actual military force to take GL. Even worse - there are people living in the USA thinking that. Propaganda has blasted your brains into oblivion. \nEverything about Greenland is just rhetoric. Just a onecell orange brain talking bulshit, hoping Denmark will fold. Same as with tarifs. \nThe actual person running the foreign policy of the country actually likes Europe. You should have noticed the sharp change of tone, ever since Rubio is no longer scared of the couchfukboi.\n\nHowever if Rubio is fired, we are all fucked. |
| Same. I’m pretty confident buying at these levels and will definitely add if it comes in any further |
| Bought BMNR calls so I can watch the ETH chart on the weekend. |
| Woof |
| Ni hao |
| Fair catalyst. Just tricky when it’s widely expected, the move has to follow through fast for late‑dated puts to really pay. |
| Hell yeah. Ford and Intel shares are half my portfolio |
| Same, bro. I'm on Etoro too. Would like to check you out. |
| This sub advices excellent stock picks. Way better picks than r/stocks |
| I wipe my ass with 40k a month, that's why I smell like shit I'm always out of toilet paper. |
| Meow |
| And frozen dinosaurs 🦖 |
| You also have the underlying business.\n\nThe board brought in an outsider as ceo who tanked the company.\n\nThen the brought the insider who retired when they were passed over for ceo back in.\n\nMetrics immediately turned around. Even absent the tariff thing (which is itself a good reason to be buying at these levels) NKE is a long term buy here imo.\n\nI got my first set of leaps back in April. More a few weeks ago, and will buy even more if it continues to go down. |
| Sometimes an investment needs to last longer than 120 days lol. |
| Jesus stop being a retard antisemite. \n\nIt's not a conspiracy, the money printer is on and there's strong fiscal support it's not that complicated. |
| RZLV ai will be integrated |
| I'm laughing so hard about the idea of some WSB regard fumbling his way into "popular investor" status. Some nelson bighetti from silicon valley vibes |
| RZLV ai will be integrated |
| Rock salt and iso alcohol |
| Damn girl you nasp |
| What? |
| 哈哈哈 I’m in Decatur! And it’s raining dogs and cats! ? |
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| I’m up 100%+ on shares. Time to sell? |
| Yawn. Bears waiting for their one day while bols make money daily. |
| RZLV for the win |
| 🙁 |
| I'm just here for *THE GREATER GLORY*🫴 |
| I wouldnt do that |
| 3.50 a week. Maybe you can fit it in to your budget |
| Hey Congrats |
| This is a legit good trade.\n\nI’m sure the comments are going to think you’re stupid. |
| LFG\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/26izk6ydvjcg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0b7086b582874f83b58aa22a8b5cff08e5d5d79 |
| "We're gonna win so much you're gonna get tired of winning." - Donald J Pump |
| Do not believe your lying eyes and faulty brain goyim, look at AI generated price action on the charts and believe everything we show you.\n\nThis is your final command. |
| Something can be true and unpopular. On another note, my AIRO calls aren’t doing bad because of all this madness. |
| Anybody else see these protestors getting shot In the face with those pepper spray cannons with that orange pepper spray shit. Holly fuck |
| its not the people its the minerals\n\nunder all that ice is unspoiled land waiting for global warming to do its magic |
| AMC already has a subscription service. Netflix should buy AMC and bundle everything together. |
| The amount of people who don’t know the Nasdaq only excludes finance companies is why this is the best investment sub |
| so like gmi or something like a post scarcity planet? |
| Obligatory ber lives matter |
| hello fellow regard\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1narvccnujcg1.jpeg?width=5640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d5f27dbe2ce0a74810f2af4413fc349f87d5f98 |
| [Musk says no need to save for retirement](https://x.com/creatieveling/status/2008902708040798259?s=20)\n\nEverything will be basically free, but you will need money to buy your favorite sexbot(s). |
| Always has Been. It's a space , and ai company too |
| SubscribeMe! |
| Budy of mine at work gets hookers all the time . Says he loves the 69 with them. Dude always has sores all over his face🤣. |
| Looks like you actually have a financial advisor at the right time and not somebody selling you shit for gold. Good for you, congrats on that!\n\nManaging your emotions mostly doesn't come without some degen plays. Trial and error. So it's nice you have your degen account still. Good luck and godspeed. |
| I agree, and thats why it makes it seem as if it may not be over. Crazy to say because its up so much, yet no Debbie doubledowns are hyping it up |
| You could power NYC for four years with the energy burnt on bitcoin last year. |
| what stock market are you trading on? |
| So how does copying work? For example, if I started “copying” you today would my account buy up all of the stocks you are holding at the same percentage of your portfolio? Or does it just buy stocks as you buy them and sell them at the same time? |
| Easiest thing in the world to cure cancer in vitro. |
| I love the energy in this subreddit \n\nIt’s basically “fuckin idiot… me too pal. Me too.” |
| I’m up 35% on nvo shares |
| I hate people |
| Google "greenlands biggest city" then open it on google maps and be confused about how people are talking about this place. |
| I don't get the fascination with AMD, they have no true moat, they're a distant second behind NVDA on AI and GPUs and behind INTC on CPUs. Yeah the market is huge and they're doing some neat things, but it's not like they're going to revolutionize the industry or become a monopoly with pricing power and great profit, they're playing catch-up with everyone. |
| 🌈🐻 |
| I wouldnt know if tiktok bros and youtube livestreamers are covering it, but I dont think thats a great way to measure its merit\n\nMuch like if motley fool covers something, Id consider it a double edged sword if tommy trashtrader or debbie doubledown did a 5 minute vod on it |
| Could be the next hype. Been thinking of teradyne. Anything else? Robotics etfs are kinda ass. |
| I never would’ve thought to put 10k into NVDA in 2019. But this guy got me in before your boss and Lyft driver in a busted civic did. In 2022 when shit was about to crater, I had this champ selling calls to buy more with the premiums. When I didn’t want to pay short term cap gains on SMCI, he knew the big money was leaving. \n\nthat account has beat the market pretty much every year. And helps me handle the 100k swings on my degen account. \n\nit’s more responsible to recognize how emotional investing for growth is. it’s valuable to have someone else in your corner once your at/past 750k. |
| I used it briefly a few years ago but only up until I was able to switch over to an app like Hood/Trade Republic/Revolut. EToro's got way looser KYC |
| If |
| Amzn 300+ goog 400+ this year |
| Fri- not you |
| Didn't he already hit the first traunch? |
| come now, we're both free thinking adults, right? |
| Wtf are you even showing. |
| If you paid $45 for a ticket to Stranger Things you are regarded. Netflix only sold concession vouchers to the show and made no money off it. Your theaters doubled dipped or they got you napping. Good luck on your thesis. |
| Retail investors sentiment high, perfect time to pull the rug. |
| Hopefully Schumer doesn't try another government shutdown. |
| Youd be surprised what they have behind the scenes. My first database class in college used walmart as a case study, they had live inventory databases and automatic reordering as early as the 80s and that razor sharp inventory tracking/reordering/save on labor was one of the major things that cut costs and added growth in the early years \n\nThey might not have much visible tech but behind the scenes theyve always been ahead, at least within the industry |
| hipacleanse to make sure i don't get smelly sweat |
| Bers r fat and smelly 👃 |
| My bad. You're right. I don't know what I was thinking. |
| Smelly |
| Its crazy how sandisk is up a gazillion % but there's no youtube videos on it, and Google trends for sandisk related terms are not juiced. So who's even buying ? My guess is its institutional |
| It’s a small cap company riding the AI wave so it is volatile I’ll give you that. But compared to all the other regarded meme stocks, Zeta is almost profitable so this means that they have some fundamentals so they can more risk on sentiment and buyers. \n\nAt the same time, they gapped through multiple price level resistance after a 6 month consolidation period. On a technical level, they can definitely continue this trend.\n\nAnd the overall market is likely to push higher and see a 7k handle before the Q1 earnings at month end. Just because there’s not a lot of things disrupting the overall risk on sentiment and the tax loss people are buying in again. |
| I think i pay close to $100/month on subscriptions |
| I kept wanting to buy intell calls at $36 but then Christmas happened and then new years and by then it was $40. Still should have. Oh well. It's better to miss out than buying too many and tanking your account. |
| Burrrrr |
| I got out too, from a LEAP bought a couple months ago. If it goes up on Monday I will be so pissed, but it was the logical thing to do |
| Same |
| I'm surprised a ton of people are anti-AI. Then they're left wondering why there is a massive wealth gap 10 years later. These same mf will be wondering why they didn't buy NVDA and big tech companies when it was blatantly obvious one of them was going to the moon within the decade. |
| We cant call him 🌮 after Venezuela |
| Not if you're a billionaire |
| Just ordered this book.\n\nhttps://a.co/d/fYxnn6W\n\nThe Age of Extraction: How Tech Platforms Conquered the Economy and Threaten Our Future Prosperity\n\nIf you haven't read Empire of AI about OpenAI and Sam Altman it was amazing I highly recommend it.\n\nhttps://a.co/d/4jbojlw |
| Right now actually it cost miners to mine one btc. Average mining cost $102k and btc price only $90.5k.\n\nPeople say btc is a store of value/energy. I’d say based on that thought process so is the exhaust that comes out of my tailpipe from burning $5k in gasoline per year. |
| Thanks, I did make 110% on them |
| Hopefully LUNR if they win the Lunar Terrain Vehicle contract. |
| Bols get ready cause next week your time is up |
| I told a hims bull that it was just a pharmacy with call centre he got right mad. |
| Why AZ got kicked? Because they're not American? |
| 110k savings…. 950k ASTS. Like a true window licker |
| Oh really, is that the case? :o\n\nI thought you literally copied the trades and hence did the trades. This changes a lot! |
| Tesla is a cryptocurrency company |
| At that point - you gotta be all cash? If Taiwan gets invaded, the market will crash on all fronts… not just tech lmao |
| They're the ones serving the food and washing the dishes. |
| lol you wish . 7 trillion dollars in money market ready to deploy earning season coming up your puts are cooked bud. |
| Me too. Don’t have to worry about taxes. |
| As below stated l, energy and infrastructure. But, robotics are unusually getting alot of attention, so something to look at. |
| AMC has a subscription plan already, also. A-List is MoviePass but on steroids. 4 movies per week for $24/month. I haven't "paid" for a movie at AMC in 3 years...other than the sub. \n\nWhat if a Netflix subscription automatically came with 1 or 2 movies per week like a mini A-List sub... |
| That's why the balls flew off. They all use strapons |
| Fleshlight attachment included? SOLD! |
| So were gonna see +3% monday with all the bearishness in here. |
| It was priced in; market already rallied and its time for the rug pull 😆 |
| NAS&P 600 |
| It's so obvious it should go without saying. |
| Paid YouTube includes more than just ad blocking. But that alone would be worth it. |
| What are your price targets for APSI? What are the downside risks other than dilution? Sorry to bother but you have me intrigued |
| Literally who asked for this |
| Need some relief from my 86% APR credit card payments |
| $190 calls FEB 13 |
| I believe this because I am reading it. |
| Oldest account on wsb? This guy is a dreadnought. Tell me your wisdom, ancient one. |
| nvo and smci are weak cucks. dont know abt others. |
| The puts are dated to expire in 2027 |
| Gold and silver is rallying and US is planning to inflate its debt away and new fed chair will cut the rate to near zero. Market will rally in anticipation. You are wrong bud. |
| AI go brrrrr 🚀\n\n \nMy TSM calls are finally printing, been holding these bags since last summer like a true retard |