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| If you're trading USO you're fucking up. \n\nIf oil ever became real tight in the US, we'd cut off exports crashing crude oil but Brent would rocket. You're better off trading futures. |
| HOW DO I EAT PUUS |
| Use a technical indicator that has a 50% hit rate over at least 100 events, more would be better |
| My qanon conspiracy theory take is that they are cooking inflation numbers because there is no way it’s below 5% |
| No way this isnt a troll post |
| even shitposters are getting replaced by ai |
| Sell all your money |
| Putin ain’t leaving without a huge territory concession. And I don’t see Zelenskyy given it to him. |
| Idk.. probably the opposite of what you feel you should do.. |
| only plausible scenario is russia pulling put of ukraine completely to try and save whats left of their economy and maybe exporting oil again and using that on war reparations. |
| My bro told me him and his wife are going to a 'midwife' for their pregnancy...what is this the god damn middle ages? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ph9qevsmkzkh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4f7d0769c02ac06175013b3ee6ee36fb0513f2a |
| I'm fascinated by Mike Lindell's mustache. I bet that it looked like icicles when he was smoking crack. |
| Stacy's mom though 🥵 |
| She’s mid bro grow up |
| I'm just not sure why any stay-at-home trader would want to be involved in the oil markets. Granted there is insider trading practically everywhere, that one is especially rampant. It's all moving on headlines. What edge is there? |
| Andy’s mom in Toy Story 3 has a nice ass 🥵🥵🥵🥵 |
| Well that’s kind of his goal 🤣 |
| We're running out of missle interceptors to give to Ukraine. Lately Russian missiles attacks have been landing hard although Ukraine’s drone attacks have been effective as well. |
| This dude comes up to me and asks for a dollar\n\nMe: Bruh, can I get a dollar? 😤 |
| Why isn’t it working |
| Happy to hear that! |
| That‘s crazy 😭 |
| A lot of Vegas casinos are doing their best to make 3 0s a thing |
| Just need to read between the lines. There's always something there to make you smile. |
| !banbet RDDT 180 August 28 |
| Last couple years, the stock would rally right around their annual big conference that is happening end of sept this year. |
| I sure envy your husband |
| i mean the rates are up lol. He lifted the whole curve |
| All good I got out awhile back |
| Whatever grandpa |
| Seeing boobies is fun even when they’re tiny |
| you good? |
| he did a lot though. Showed up, said rates would stay the same, gave no guidance, and then fucked off the stage 👊 |
| You folks need a new leader up there. Carney is taking you down. The guy is a disaster. I wish you luck. |
| Add another zero on the right |
| I can't imagine wanting to insult captain poopoo diaper. Why do you hate freedom? |
| I’m saying 130 at open Monday. Could be wrong obviously.\n\nBut in the past when MSTR starts running, it REALLY runs. |
| More than likely we getting some money printing in response |
| LOL |
| Well I’m 45 and have been married for 24 years so yeah. Lotta sex by now lol. |
| Vance saying keeping oil cheap is goal No. 1 is pretty interesting here. If that really is the priority, doesn’t that make a sustained oil spike politically impossible for the administration? It almost strengthens the case for a bearish oil trade, assuming they can actually get Hormuz normalized. |
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| Been trading uso all spring/summer. The plunge protection team hammers it down when it price starts to take off. Low volume early morning and lunch hour you can see them hammer it down. \n\nGovernment has a narrative and their manipulation has been pretty predictable. For a while it was always right at 6%. \n\nI’ve done very well and almost got burnt with the last big dip. I held and just dumped at $135. I’m a little guy but im up way over. $100k on it so at this point I’m pumping the brakes. \n\nThe free Markets aren’t free markets. That’s for dammed sure. |
| Because there is still plenty of supply still and every time oil crosses $100, it results in demand destruction. This is why even opec doesn't prefer very high oil prices, their sweetspot is between $65 to $80. \n |
| People have been saying that for nearly five years now. Russia has been gaining very very little land, almost statistically insignificant amounts, for the past year. It's the definition of stalemate. And even if France flips the EU as a whole is very hostile to normalization. |
| That's the dumbest thing I've read this week. |
| And 🫵 YOU. and 🫵 YOU. and 🫵 YOU.\n\nYOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME!!!!!!! \n\n\n\n |
| Hi 🅱️uddy |
| What refineries? I'm not aware of any refineries being built? |
| Dude no one cares |
| Lightweight |
| Thx bro ❤️ |
| Getting his bowels vacuumed out!🤮 |
| Kevin Warsh has literally done nothing 😤\n\n |
| Paul Robert is a baller name\n\nu/Im\_Paul\_fuckin\_Robert\_bitch |
| BMNR and NOG were my winners of the week 📈 |
| SLS or any other pharma study results. |
| In the US it's 0 & 00. |
| 🤣🤣🤣:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/comedy/s/xjTIXmt3Hw |
| Man lebron is handsome |
| Silly Americans think they have a taco shell in this. We done with you retards and we ain’t coming back to the table. |
| There is so much much dumbdumb in this post, in any other sub, I'd think was troll. |
| What will that change though for Canada? Canada will still suffer economically and still be in a weaker position or worse. |
| Sad part is that one 🌮 with Iran fixes everything, oil goes down, bonds go down and stocks pump so hard, but no, the degenarate has other plans during this AI race, it would be so funny if China wins. |
| already happened |
| Short LOVE thank me later |
| Sorry OP!!! |
| let it ride |
| They will finish up Donetsk then declare "victory". Pressure being put on them with the bombings is bearish for oil, it makes them more likely to negotiate and thus reopen their supply. |
| Clearly Americans have vague understanding of social credit system and importance of eye care program. Beep boop |
| but, the hockey stick tariffs! |
| I agree with u bro |
| This market is whack\n\nBears are gay\nBull are fuk\n |
| It's so blindingly obvious that you personally have definitely had actual sex with an actual woman, that we come here in the hope the magic will wear off on us. LOL |
| could have multi-tasked and masturbated in the traffic on your way to Lenscrafters 😤 |
| The admin also had the objective no more wars yet here we are |
| MM's bluffed me too many times. IM GOING ALL IN ON THE RIVER |
| 🦀 to the left!! 🦀 to the right!! Criss-🦀! Criss-🦀!! |
| think about all the masturbation sessions you can stream when you get the Meta glasses tho |
| Something about the market can stay irrational then you can stay solvent blah blah blah |
| https://preview.redd.it/14lgh8w3jzkh1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04f171463458b003b47896e5f81fd676ecdbecfe |
| How deep a hole can neckgina dig? |
| Russia is about to win in Ukraine? Has anyone told the Russians? |
| Nvidia’s 15% price hike servers containing AI chips means we pumping next week. AI demand still insatiable |
| I didn’t come up with it, you put it on full display |
| What does scalping mean ? |
| I totally mismanaged my time today. \n\nI was supposed to be in Orlando at 5 PM for an appointment at the only LensCrafters in Florida to get the Meta Ray Ban Display glasses. But I masturbated like 4x today and was going to get there at 5:30 PM.\n\nSo I lied and told them "traffic" was the reason I'll be late so they told me to reschedule for tomorrow. |
| bruh, I gotta start digging up old USB sticks at home and resell it on eBay |
| calling him orange Voldemort is a pretty fucking funny insult tbh |
| god speed |
| Can’t wait for him to tariff clouds and algos to dump all neocloud stocks getting confused lmao |
| Lower your strike price |
| i could but there's a lot of things i need to spend money on to do it right. And i don't want to be without any money after that |
| If this keeps going, a 32MB USB Stick will be $100 next year. |
| I wonder if we’ll go up a bit, down a bit then 🦀 or down a bit, up a bit and then 🦀 \n\nExciting! |
| Just hit $4k in my 8 month old sons 529 account. Also mango gave him 1k in his new Trump account \n\nHopefully he doesn’t become a degenerate when he gets older |
| one midsized house in East Van |
| NVIDIA HAS JUST NOTIFIED CUSTOMERS ABOUT AI-RELATED PRICE HIKES OF OVER 15%\n\n$NVDA\n\nBULLI$H |
| Phase 3 drug trial results have a success rate around 55% to 60%. |
| So you came up with the retarded TDS? Fuck are you ever a tool bud. |
| 1000x leverage, come on bro don’t be a pussy |
| so calls on Carvana? |
| you can do that right now though |
| :dance: yes |
| If my NVDA bags don’t pump on Monday i’m suing you for false hopes |
| today was a great day to mow my pasture. cant wait to live the true shepherds lifestyle once i 10x my port |
| A military coup-on |
| Nvidia raising prices by 15% due to rising memory cost and have already notified customers. Let’s go MU SNDK DRAM |
| It’s super bearish every weekend and then green shreks Monday shut them up. Until next weekend. They’ve been at it since SPY was 360 |
| I still think WULF and HIVE are the best neocloud plays. They are mostly past the cash burn phase most of the others are still balls deep in. If the ai bubble pops they will be chillin. |
| Simple tutorial. \n\nBuy on red candles. Sell on green candles. \n\nHope this helps. |
| It's why his replacement has big fucking shoes to fill. |
| A little moozadel, tomatoes and basil 🤌💋. |
| I would agree generally.\n\nBut why is the biggest position sold the "Vanguard Dividend Appreciation Index Fund ETF Shares".\n\nIsn't that one quite defencive too ? |
| Agreed. |
| buffets main investments is scamming americans with insurance companies, making americans get fat as fuck from candy and soda, and owning a railroad monopoly that can charge stupid high prices to chemical companies and farmers who have no say in the matter. also his dad was a US senator so he basically had insider information too |
| It's weekend sad boi hours. Always like this. |
| Yay |
| One less castle for Zuck |
| Says the one swallowing American propaganda |
| Diesel is still above $5 a gallon it is going to creep into inflation readings very slowly. Its why the fed is currently conflicted as to what move to make. |
| You are so stupidity ignorant. |
| Buffet missed the entire bull market. He’s not smart. Hes only relevant because he bought hundreds of 1000s of SPY shares in the 60s for the price of a strawberry. |
| judging actions based on their eventual outcomes is regarded in the stock market, you can only make decisions based on the best information you have at any given moment. taking risks that happen to work out doesnt make someone smart |
| It's the risk reward I am looking for. I think if things out of control there's a significant move or no move at all |
| You sound like you give bjs |
| should i get a payday loan to relong my btc with 100x leverage |
| All this yapping to have a flat day Monday :ahyes: |
| Can high yield credit spreads finally blow out... |
| Wrong again - fake news |
| Its all about the timing, one millisecond and you lost a fortune 🤡 |
| Crypto cockroaches crawling out from their basements |
| Just follow the news trail. All parties agreed talks were going well. Lutnick publicly comes out saying the US needs to get more. 8 hours later the deal is dead. \n\nCanada does not have a current record of manipulating the truth, that cannot be said for the US. |
| Bring on the cheap Chinese Evs! |
| Old news man. He made those moves in June |
| yep time for the market to go up now that im out lol |
| Yup, exited all meta positions last week. Will review in 6 - 8 weeks. |
| Ohhhh hit a nerve. |
| Wrong. Europe is not interested |
| ternary options |
| He lost a lot of gains since he made those moves in June |
| Wait you guys have 2 0s? You are getting scammed bro |
| They also in a way saved our asses by releasing their own reserves and not importing much of Iranian oil during the crisis. Had they not done that, we’d be looking at $5/gal easy!! |
| maybe game companies arent that great an investment unless theyre mobile microtransaction slop after all huh\n\nyou can spend billions and years developing a product and then get fucked by your own shit security protocols |
| Nasdaq call? |
| Good one. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Tea Party Upcoming!! |
| Bro senile he gone tariff the air coming in soon |
| We’re not the ones with midterms coming up |
| I have puts |
| All debt is fake and isn't real.\n\nI try telling my wife our mortgage is just a number and she says "I'm going out with some girlfriends for a bit" or smth.\n\nShe doesn't get it. |
| Canada never finished the European deal. It has not been ratified in Europe because of your socialist dairy supply management system. They don’t want a free trade agreement with you |
| I'm American and I'm rooting for Canada. |
| i had a bunch and i just sold it all last week. i might miss a big rally but want to sit it out a while with all the shit happening lately |
| Why are there so many incels in the thread today lol |
| 0dte debit spreads |
| What’s the news? |
| I mean these are literally rookie numbers for someone like him. Orange regard for all his flaws is rich and 5mil is probably like 50$ for an average american |
| Interest rates are crazy, insurance rates been climbing and it’s gotten so expensive to gas |
| oh i thought he was talking about lockheed lol |
| Pretty much.\n\nHis actions can cost them billions of dollars. |
| **Gabagool? OVA HERE! 👇**🏻 |
| nah its a helpful suggestion |
| Berkshire Hathaway has enough cash to buy the bottom 40% of the S&P500 right now. If we get another dotcom or 09 bust then it's going to own everything it wants. |
| also china is not nearly as oil-dependent as they were 10 years ago anyway |
| Doing the same is free money, right? |
| Woah fucking unreal hot take. /s |
| Once i have the funding, i intend to harvest the power of tornados for a all-in ammusment park ride.\n\nThis is really an untapped area of entertainment.\n\nNature has gifted us with thrilling cyclones in the wild and no one has even tried to tame this power.\n\nYoull put on a glider suit and enter into a real life tornado. Youll trully fly like a bird.\n\n |
| You sound like you need a bj |
| “entire AI team leaving”, lol. Some one dude leaves and you make it a big deal. Same things happened to other companies too. |
| Fake news…. Typical Canadian propaganda. Read the article “Despite the U.S. offer to Canada to receive the best treatment of any major exporter to our market, new demands and walk backs of other commitments by Canada have upended the careful balance reached in the past days,” Greer wrote, calling this a “missed opportunity” for a partnership between the two nations.” |
| Yes |
| Send this clanker for processing |
| Damn plan was to get nvda weeklies for a Discount on Monday \n\nRip to that thanks to the news smh |
| He came and told them beforehand |
| imagine sundar pichai tells warren in the meeting hey 6 of our core AI team, the guys in charge of deepmind and alphafold, are gonna leave next month, also were gonna issue 60 billion dollars of new debt, so can you buy a bunch of our stock please? LMAO |
| anyone buying gold or silver |
| June?\n\nIt's fucking almost SEPtember already.\n\nMeta already dumped a bunch the last 2 months |
| And they walk everywhere, like that’s a thing to do. They’re all like, the restaurant is only a 10min walk away, like they’re not gonna drive there 😥 |
| Used car market is ridiculous rn lmao |
| First sentence of hyperscaler cutting capex spy opening -30% next morning |
| 0dte is only a slot machine if you treat it as such. Selling them is a reliable income source for me. |
| no it is RTX and NOC \n\>Two other defense companies, [RTX](https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/RTX) and [Northrop Grumman](https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/NOC) were also named in the… |
| You really think the US can pull that shit these days? Keep in mind China is connected to other oil nations by land, they can establish roadways very quickly. |
| this dude owns rockstar now. |
| Unless he bought meta 2023 he must have been in the red. |
| dumb calgary ape |
| CACO coming soon to a canadien theater near you lmfao |
| US national debt only goes up 🤪 |
| Yea trading is easy jist copy trade buffet guys |
| google literally took that doddering old man for a ride dumping stock on him before issuing 60b in debt and their entire AI team leaving |
| This gta6 leaker should just drop the full pc build on piratebay already\n\nBut he's busy trying to make some money squeezing Take two like a whore. |
| So, a very healthy industry, with real customers and demand! |
| prediction market, betting if spy will end positively or negative at market close, binary outcome |
| Nutlick is a fucking wet wipe. |
| Sure, cause everyone takes investment advice from a guy who thinks he can take military action against the bond market! |
| Companies like Nvidia have been posting monster earnings even before Anthropic was even born lmao. Sit down.\n\nThis isn’t 2000. The valuations are just fine, that’s why even buffet bought Google. |
| I thought that was a joke. Christ this guy is the biggest fucking moron in the history of dumbfuck retards |
| I agree, except 0dte calls/puts aren't capped at just doubling your money. maybe 0dte debit spreads would be more accurate. |
| he's gonna play GI Joe at the trading floor |
| But… it’s almost September. And he’s averaging 7 trades an hour or something? He could be all in Meta right now, or something else equally stupid like full port Nvidia puts or Walmart debit spreads. There’s no way to tell |
| This happened 3 months ago. Guarantee he uses the dip reaction to this “news” and buys bigly mon afternoon through tues AM. \n\nWho knows if he bought back in already, he probably has. |
| they’re fuckin ten-plies |
| the US national debt is just a number |
| China measures it achievements in generations, the core of their identity is the century of humiliation and rebuild after it. They are gonna slowly but surely set everything so that Taiwan will ask for help and they will happily grant it. It will take years for this situation to develop but it will happen. |
| lol moronic take |
| Anyone who unironically says TDS has drank at least a bit of the kool-aid.\n\nIs it deranged to point out obvious bad (understatement) behaviour of a world leader? |
| did he get rid of pltr for real |
| Wife explained there are three types of skin cancer, of which melanoma is the one that spreads the fastest. She says it's the one that is a death sentence if not caught early. Told me the heartbreaking story of a 17 year old she saw early in her career who had had it, been operated on to remove it, but wound up with brain cancer because it had spread, so they either didn't get it all when they operated or it had already spread when they did.\n\nSo, if their data is correct and it actually prevents metastasis, that is a big deal. I would advise you to cool your jets. I'm reasonably certain they employ folks just like you, and so do the regulators. |
| Rtx (raytheon) is an interesting choice |
| Yawn |
| Hegseth will do anything to save his job |
| And cheese isn’t grown in cans over here, they just have it out in the open, non-aerosolized :hmmm: |
| Sold Motorola.. maybe business with Nokia coming? |
| cocaine and hookers |
| He is totally heartless. |
| Remove French? Quebec would riot |
| META is such garbage\n\n# 🫳🏼🗑️ |
| Puts |
| My take? |
| its LMT, do you even trade |
| How is a sitting persident allowed to trade stocks? Isn’t that conflict of interest? \n\nI can’t trade shit because I work at a IB. I don’t even understand what the data is and what the traders are doing. |
| Russia |
| "I have a black friend so I can be racist towards black people"\n\n\nThat's what you sound like, f*ggot. |
| 89 was bottom |
| ww3 confirmed |
| There's more ways to prove your ID than just passport, you poop dick |
| Trump sold off his meta and pltr and bought rtx and loc |
| I kind of understand BRK.B the most out of those, if the economy tanks that one will get PAID. |
| Everybody saying 0dte but I think buying any options purely for the reason to amplify gains in the direction you think the stock will go is gambling. |
| everything is coming from openAI and anthropic debt fueled commitments and these 2 companies are still unprofitable. gl |
| calling someone who uses slurs towards strangers mad is not a personal insult, feel free to try again |
| Nothing wrong with sucking some TD, as long as you can afford it |
| How tf is he going to do that |
| youre not bullish enough on HOOD |
| *tech earnings. |
| This might be the signal that a high yield lower growth regime is in the cards and is here to stay. Might be a good time to trim tech exposure |
| Yes in my country |
| Bud tool fucker you are |
| paying attention to who is the president is a regarded mouthbreather thing to do. pay attention to economic policy |
| Don’t over sensationalize stuff. Look at all the tech earnings. We’re fine. |
| He sees and tells them what is coming. |
| You're the one in here I see with TDS (Trump Dicksucker Syndrome) |
| Including a photo ID eg passport you moron |
| doubts |
| . |
| I can't see meta doing well short-term or potentially long term at this point. |
| Same thing every weekend |
| hot |
| Who is Saas? I don't see it in the image |
| if djts tariffs were so bad why did biden not do jack shit about them? presidents arent pulling the strings on this reshoring thing. they are puppets who follow a program |
| Just stop US trade entirely until you basically get NAFTA back.\n\nBetter to rip the bandaid off than keep dealing with this. It can’t last forever. And if it somehow does, good thing you ripped the bandaid off when you did.\n\nIt would hurt Canadians short term more but probably help medium and long term. But if this is already including 2/3rds oil exports, might as well go full regard |
| And fighting a war that he’s won for the 54th time…. |
| Except instead of two green 0s there's 10 |
| US is so far behind. I’d never even seen real broccoli until I visited Europe :hmmm:\n\nOnly farmed :derp: |
| Canada better watch it...you fucked around with the wrong country |
| NOT THE LABUBUS!! |
| nvda calls next week? |
| Then he can't sell the info to regards for $100k per subscription. |
| Got my IBKR settlement check in the mail.\n\nIm gonna use it to buy a can of soda 😎 |
| like you're not throwing in overdrafts on FDs and 0dtes in moomoo while taking a shit on the clock |
| More short term badness for fellow meta holders |
| It’s not just about sides you goof. |
| Altman is definitely into incest |
| i would take the bet that nvidia will reach $150 between now and 2035 |
| What is he doing day trading ETFs? What is he doing making trades if less than $15000?? |
| What news you would get the day of if you subscribed to Grift Social $100k Super Grifter tier |
| You have to pay $100,000 a month to him to access this info early. |
| perhaps a 0DTE narrow vertical spread. However, roulette red/black is almost 50/50, but the 0 and 00 guarantee the casino a 5.26% edge. |
| Vertiv |
| seems about right |
| Carney may want to stay separate from his family. That way, hopefully his wife, his children and grand children won't be a collateral damage in a supplies attack. |
| Stock market entirely powered by trying to squeeze out the last few % of greater fool theory before jumping out with a parachute. |
| The US is waging war on Canada. Fuck the USA. |
| Trump found time to trade stocks while busy golfing, posting on social media etc.. his time management skill deserves a future mba case study |
| Half sack half cock\n\nIt's on the website btw |
| My elbows can't get any higher. Wonder what else I need to sell off to afford living. |
| After some exhaustive analysis performed with crayons and edibles I have deduced the kinks of some key economic players:\n\n**Orange Man:** Scat \n**Vance:** Interracial \n**Bessy:** IRL gay so skipping \n**Heggsy:** I would be banned for writing it on Reddit \n**KWar:** Missionary only, max 5min \n**Scam Altcoin:** IRL gay so skipping \n**Dario Amodei:** \[Redacted By Palantir\] \n**Jensen:** Fucking huge tiddies and leather \n**Kenny:** BSDM |
| TDS retards are back in the chat lmao. |
| There are people in this very thread who have never felt true loves first kiss. 😔 |
| No but the damage his administration has done is. Canadians are very well educated on average, and the majority fully understand what position integrating so closely with the US has put them in. It will be popular politically to make new connections to anyone not American for a long time. |
| Daym, why can’t he tweet this stuff out like day of at least?! |
| Leaps or calls on a biotech.... |
| Meta is gonna be bigly red on monday. RIP Metards. |
| LOL didnt know thanks |
| Roulette is fixed math. \nTrading is human emotion with a math disguise. |
| Dude's ancient. He's probably having a lay down. |
| Your take is that Canada should bow to this man lol, who's using the same coercive tactis he used to prey on vulnerable women with his pedophile friends.\n\nEver heard of national pride and sovereignty?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/y22gueulezkh1.png?width=390&format=png&auto=webp&s=59cf05d06d6a01266649be2a8607087c25d0fa37 |
| Increasing allocation into relative defensives... his portfolio managers see what's coming... |
| https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/trump-suggests-military-bond-markets-222513278.html\n\nSaw a comment on this but they didn't post a link |
| I’m all about bringing in every Chinese vehicle now. \n\nChinese vehicles are just better quality and cheaper than anything in NA. No point artificially protecting a dinosaur industry. |
| Covid and tariffs proved we aren’t as dependent on China as you think. The US is more dependent on Mexican and Canada than China. You severely underestimate American resilience and overestimate Chinese pedigree. |
| Why |
| Breaking News - Some of Nvidia's largest customers have been told prices of servers containing its AI chips will rise by more than 15% in many cases with memory chip costs soaring, Bloomberg News reported on Saturday. |
| :clifford: :clifford: :clifford: :clifford: :clifford: :clifford: |
| lmao holy cow you’re mad, I literally sided with carney but that isn’t enough for you losers. leave your parents basement |
| I have an inkling feeling nuclear war is right around the corner |
| God is good if this dosnt get resolved by Monday, maby my 80% port into US steel will break even. |
| Fred should have pulled out. |
| Don't listen to these guys. My only regret is not having any kids to send him! |
| SPX spreads atm 0DTE is probably as close as you can get. The range between max profit and max loss is so narrow that unless SPY is exactly flat from \nwhen you buy in you’re either doubling up or losing it all. \n\nNot exactly 50/50 because of fees and betting bullish usually nets a bit less than 2x, but pretty damn close. |
| 0DTE but smart. I do 10:30-11:00AM Eastern window only. Only $SPY. Watch $VIX for market stability. Don’t trade the news or politic tweets. A successful day of trading (hell a week of successful trading) might not be touching the market at all. Look at your P/L over a month vs a day. You will lose some but hopefully make more. Keep a journal with what worked and didn’t. You will make mistakes as we all do. The goal is to have atleast a 51% chance your bet lands. The best strategy is to both invest in your restraint and protect your portfolio from emotions. |
| #CRYPTO CUCKS ABOUT TO GET FUCKED |
| The grift that keeps on grifting. |
| Not yet, i want to see single digit price |
| Answer me this , why does that Scott Bessent guy kinda look like he’s from whoville ? 🤨 |
| Vag Carney |
| Besides Canadian companies and entrepreneurs moving their business to the USA because that's their biggest market.\n\nWe're losing more tech entrepreneurs than ever to the USA, and those entrepreneurs have created hundreds of billions of dollars and a shit load of jobs elsehwere now. Thats one of the bigger concerns, along with foreign investment disinterest, and Canada hasn't and isnt doing much about these two things. \n\nTotally agreed that decades and decades of government mismanagement has led to an overintegration in economies, and defense...\n |
| job market too rough, time to start me onlyfans career 😔 |
| Either the Trump administration knew that these additional demands would destroy the possibility of a deal and did so on purpose, or they really thought Canada would bend to these demands which any thinking person knows they wouldn't. Whichever it is it's going to be difficult to spin this without looking like fools. |
| The real crazy thing is people born in America as citizens aren’t automatically registered to vote at 18. |
| Bro is a fucking retard. Country is literally in a recession and wants to play a tariff war against the US lmfaoooo |
| IE: You cant have Chinese EV's. You can only have shitty tesla's. |
| We know he likes Slick Willy's cock |
| Ohh you do not worry, Donny T is gonna delay the deadline again to pump up the markets |
| For "economic integration" /s |
| any of the 3x leverage etfs pretty routinely have 20% days. |
| This is a stupid question, just yolo 0DTE |
| do you really like them or are you just saying that |
| Lutnick snatching defeat from the jaws of victory once again |
| Are identification cards free in Europe? |
| Youre gonna be organ harvested and turned into a bio battery for anthoropics data centers |
| Make America Gay Again working quite well it would seem. Bearish. |
| Shitty stock and even shittier airline. |
| Retaliatory tariffs come into effect Tuesday sept 8, so TACO will happen the weekend before |
| we weren't highly dependent on japan like we are with china rn |
| What deadline? The one that expired at 11:59 last night? |
| Prediction markets on bitcoins price every 15 minutes |
| Of course, but until the FDA sign it off it is not a fact. The FDA decide and approve and that is final, end of, no discussion - law is still law.\n\nWould like more info i can post links in other languages if English is confusing you. |
| Keep proving you're mentally handicapped |
| You sound fucking stupid. |
| Do you all have any picks in the datacenter space that are still kind of beat down? Like NOK and CIEN in photonics are still low… but any other ideas? |
| Canada here.\n\nCurrently building a wooden ~~horse~~ moose to smuggle said lumber over to you. Will deliver. |
| Apparently not the idiot living at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave |
| This is what I’d say is closes to betting on black, picking any contract with a delta of 50 |
| Wow, a copy pasted reply from a copy pasted mind |
| Good. Time to get quality stuff from EU and other countries and dump American crap |
| Non-binary options? |
| How are we feeling about AAL fellow regards |
| https://preview.redd.it/t5vxhbctdzkh1.png?width=710&format=png&auto=webp&s=285aec384ae07361a16e5b9a671ac216a3dc28ae\n\n |
| I’m not just talking about millions will die in the war, I’m also talking about millions will die because all their resources will be pooled for the war. The US can cut off its oil literally resulting in famine across the country. Ask Japan how it went the last time the US cut off another nation’s oil imports before going to war. |
| How are we feeling about AAL gentleregards |
| what if he actually truly believes that canada will pay the tariffs and is not just bullshitting |
| Does that mean TLT go up 🤔 |
| You’re gonna be scrapped and memory wiped |
| Red - Short on S&P for the day\nBlack - Long on S&P for the day\n0 and 00 - Closes Flat for the day |
| Playing earnings with either puts or calls is more like betting on 00\n\nBetting black or red probably weeklies\n\n0DTE is a slot machine |
| half of wsb should be gone by that logic |
| Great points. Best reguards |
| It changed the world forever. \n\nHere we are. Canada got punched and punched back. The abuse is over! |
| https://preview.redd.it/n9bzm08ndzkh1.jpeg?width=1139&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=666e7844858f32de527fbf5571f3f522f439654a |
| https://www.wsj.com/business/energy-oil/see-how-china-weathered-the-iran-oil-shock-2c367cd8?wsj_native_webview=android&ace_config=%7B%22wsj%22%3A%7B%22djcmp%22%3A%7B%22propertyHref%22%3A%22https%3A%2F%2Fwsj.android.app%22%7D%7D%7D&ace_environment=androidphone%2Cwebview&article_is_saved=n |
| DJT |
| Setting a limit is the right thing to do regardless. We have a giant Ford plant in Oakville which creates a lot of jobs. Flooding the market with Chinese vehicles would only hurt the industry in both sides of the border. |
| You do need proof of identity, you fucking moron. |
| Binary options |
| Calls on @KRKNF |
| If you think that is how China operates, you don't know them. Did they invade Hong Kong? Nope. But they got it back using policies and remove any leaders oppose to reunifications. China will likely wait for the right moment when there is a crisis within Taiwan to switch them over. |
| Calls or puts before phase 3 drug trial results |
| It's been dead money for so long he may have wanted the cash -- more likley his wife. |
| That'll buy us 10 shoebox condos in Vancouver |
| Last time i went to vote i handed them my ID and they handed it back and said "thank you tom hilkins" \n\nWhich isnt even my name LOL.\n\nImagine litterally handing someone your id and they get the name wrong.\n\nIm pretty sure the whole voting thing is just for show |
| The idea here is that it results in a landscape more amenable to their strategy. |
| Good boy |
| You are correct. He is actually pushing Canada to find different markets where before, Canada was so economically tied to the US that the US had a soft control on Canadian trade policies. \n\nNow Canada will actively look to Asia and Europe for alternatives, as they should. |
| 🌮 inevitable |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Aldribuds (3W - 1L, 75%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **AVAV** ▲ | $186.67 → $210.00 | +12.5% | 2w | Lost | |
| The dude lives in El Paso hahah looks like he wants to fuck himself |
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| Oh they'll care when their favorite foods and daily necessities increase by 2-3x. If you look at the things you use daily, at least 50-70% is made in Canada... |
| Bitcoin Up/Down prediction markets |
| Interesting profile |
| And handsome too\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/a5utn3b9dzkh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ee4ed55b15c201b8b57988b5d607a4fd082e3e9 |
| Buying 0DTE OTM calls the day before earnings and being right is somehow more impressive than the 800% itself. Enjoy the confetti 🎉 |
| While a snickered at a few of the downs memes maybe we need to pull it in a little guys |
| I have been sitting on this for a while now ... I always thought in the end it would be a cancer play due to the growing knowledge of what causes so many of them. |
| Of course these assholes would try and do away with metric. 😂\n\nThey are such morons down there. |
| tu appartient ici alors |
| BOIL vs KOLD |
| They are saying Canada reneged on previously agreed stipulations, which I do not believe at all. \n\nTrump, Greer, Carney, Leblanc all stated negotiations were making progress and were in a good spot. \n\nThen Lutnick publicly spoke out against the deal saying the US needed much more. 8 hours later, the deal was dead. \n\nIt’s fairly easy to see the Canadian narrative is the correct one. |
| Fuck, it’s a bear orgy in here, disappearing till futas open |
| You chose to download the AI bot dumb meat suit |
| The worse part is Americans are surprised we pulled out |
| You're right, the real dump will be much larger |
| So my maple syrup just went up in value? Diversification baby 😎 |
| Who would be the funniest celebrity to come out as gay |
| Talk about penis then |
| Trading is gamified, you have leverage, complex instruments and feeling like you are in the control. It's a digital casino with illusion of analitical work |
| You could've made the same point without being a dumbass, but you chose to go full retard. |
| Un con riche oui |
| Mmm, donut |
| He does seem to like girls that are a fraction of his age fondling his pecker... |
| Clanker obey your human overlord |
| Stop ejecting CO2 you exhaust pipe |
| Why the USA would do this when bond yields are about to break out past when bessent did his bessent put is beyond me. I would be shocked if this trigger a solid rise in yields. |
| tell that to putin |
| AHHHH, I'M MELTING 🫠 |
| Fuck are you ever a tool bud. |
| Just how! |
| Its a bubble if it goes up Monday, only way to explain it. |
| fuck ur dumb\n\nMillions will die on a population expected to be cut in half in 20 years |
| Bear |
| Anyone? Anyone? https://youtu.be/uhiCFdWeQfA |
| Binary options |
| yeah thats fair |
| They banned you for being gay, not due to you being homophobic. No one cares about that |
| 0DTE calls/puts |
| All in on green |
| bet on weather Trump mention biden or not in his speech on polymarket. |
| 0DTE |
| Tldr |
| Im pretty sure you and I as well as reddit knows that won’t happen. |
| I mean delta is kind of like odds for options |
| The stupid thing is that before Trump destroyed the relationship, Canada was pretty much in lock step with the US on things like trade with China. Canada banned Chinese EVs at the request of the US and dealt with blowback from China for it. If Trump had just maintained the status quo he would have kept a lot more influence over Canada's trade relationships than coming in and demanding that they not trade with anyone else, but as he has shown over and over Trump has no understanding of international relations or soft power. |
| I got banned for 3 days for talking about butt stuff |
| Reddit is trump derangement syndrome patient zero lmao. I support carney in this instance but the only tool here is you |
| this is like some indonesian prison or something then? |
| t con comme pas possible |
| Why r u gey? |
| Stop wasting cooling liquid bot |
| Yes its like a big waterslide without the water and also with a debris mosh pit |
| Hungover from eating mushroom chocolate last night |
| Let’s hope we can maintain that momentum |
| I’m a bull and I approve this message |
| Just in time for IV crush to take half of it |
| Do not type in my territory |
| After the clownshow in Ukraine and Iran, I don't think that an invasion of Taiwan would be a good idea. Xi better off letting the US shoot it's dick off and establish China as a more credible superpower |
| Imagine going to jail cuz ur gey lmfaooooo |
| I just know Monday is going to be so green |
| It'll be bad either way. What can we do? Either you give the bully your lunch money immediately or you make him work for it. We have dignity and we will move away from relying on you fuckers long term |
| Do not speak in my presence |
| being gey |
| shut the f— up donny… |
| Nobody cares about canadia |
| I had puts lol I needed it to go down to 177 |
| Rate canada |
| Lives a way better life than most of us |
| How is it possible that US you dont need to passport / Valid Photo ID when you vot€?\n\nI have never heard anyone in North Europe suggesting that you would not need an ID for it \n\nNot one fucking person has suggested that would not be a requirement, why should it not be? 😀 |
| Sls to 40 eoy |
| Louder banshee |
| Not a chance |
| It did not |
| https://preview.redd.it/mmitkk1obzkh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4272f3844ec6952a2979f4f5387c1f1d00aace7 |
| They were not quiet deals. Any idiot would know they were there |
| It wasnt really a mistake, america is right there. The mistake was any acquiescence at any point. Either you just say no and endure the pain, or you bend over and... endure the pain. We don't negotiate with terrorists |
| Making fun of people with mental disabilities is a defining trait of assholes. Do better. |
| He was probably some CO getting railed by em |
| https://preview.redd.it/7bukzohlbzkh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da217cfb94d2de8d4ad87f3e0c0491a599fb6469 |
| TDS. Fuck are you ever a tool bud. |
| 10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy |
| Silence peasant |
| “Disabled people having a good time” is how I describe my portfolio…except I’m not having a good time. |
| A few big red days and 🥭 walks back the Canadian tariffs |
| https://preview.redd.it/oom1im5hbzkh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5806de640abaee55a5a46b0076b0a5e12a159c70 |
| Carney actually said that US signatures are written in"pencil" this morning. |
| #bullish for socialist BEEF and now SOCIALIST STOCK MARKET USA USA USA |
| Bro dgaf about the poors |
| this is exactly how i’d get overconfident 😭 one lucky trade hits and suddenly i’m convincing myself i secretly understand the market |
| His followers won’t care unfortunately |
| Quit yapping chicken cutlet |
| Know nothing about market geckos or whatever you said but I assume flat until Jackson's hole gets blown out |
| Didn’t know Shane Gillis could bowl like that |
| 50 tariffs on… hockey sticks\n\nWe fucked boys, recession confirmed |
| Idk what you’re getting at with that last one. But you ever need to fill an 80 Liter cooler with ice? That takes forever, you just pay someone to do it for you. Some plans are made on a whim you didn’t prepare for |
| Mandatory no. Carney has been doing pretty well I'd say, as a life conservacuck voter |
| Best line today was that American signatures are always in pencil. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fgqp3h4vazkh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8d0a22ed872bce1ca11bb3eb894c594ca461b0a\n\nI think it’s Time to start dealing with the “maintenance” issues on the oil and natural gas pipelines, and the transmission lines up here in Canada. Shouldn’t take more than a few weeks. |
| OOOH NOOOOOO |
| Poor Natalie must have had a pretty full diaper to deal with after Carney walked lol |
| Stop mooing beef steak |
| Je vais mettre tout mon crédit étudiant sur nvidia avant les résultats |
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| Got stoned and picked up $10k in SWMR couple days ago. This is not financial advice. 😄 |
| This admin just CAN’T STOP WINNING |
| They likely will, when mango has crashed the US economy and turned the dollar into toilet paper. Everyday US is getting weaker. \n\nThey are in no rush. |
| Then buying slows the price consolidates and finds a new normal price.\n\nThe cure for high prices is high prices. |
Overall, 7 of 107 patients (6.5%) in the intismeran plus pembrolizumab arm and 7 of 50 (14.0%) in the pembrolizumab arm died ([Fig 1C](https://ascopubs.org/doi/10.1200/JCO-26-00835#fig1); Data Supplement, Table S1); the OS HR (95% CI) was 0.471 (0.165 to 1.345).\n\n \n Just a moment... ascopubs.org |
| Fuck you |
| Yeah, just like the USA has had on us.\n\nDifference is that USA is adding more and more |
| https://preview.redd.it/e3hj35l3bzkh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bea33fa700f178a41151203745435c94890faf48 |
| what were you in for |
| Fuk.. this plan of having the military fight the bond market isn’t gonna work then either, huh? |
| God willing |
| You have nice head start. Why did you choose 210 strikes? |
| Not only do we love this person I can tell you that, on average, we are far more disabled |
| Why do you want him to lose money |
| Mag 9 - tesla |
| Nutrien is up 15% from when i bought at 89. Canada doesnt *need* america, though it will be painful |
| \*sees alligator\*\n\nYeah that checks out. |
| What are you a coward? Everyone knows you buy high and hold until it goes to zero. |
| Practicing surgery without being permitted is insanely stupid and dangerous though, I’m sure he knew better well in advance |
| With all the Iran mess and yields going crazy you would think mango would lay low on tariffs.\n\nBut no. Now he's starting a trade war with Canada. Lmao |
| You didn’t JUST say that lol |
| America will be endurig the pain. A tarrif is applied to domestic businesses. |
| HOOD going to 150 |
| LOL fuck right off. This is actual clown world shit. Covid actually ruined the world |
| Seems like Abel is reversing that after 14 consecutive quarters of selling. Now they're buying and deploying cash again. |
| Quiet you Entry liquidity |
| Close. It goes the other way though |
| Bers are weekend thread warriors without fail, only time they are right is when the market is closed roflmao |
| BEGON YE HEATHEN SNOO STEALER! |
| Sometimes you have to tell an toddler something they want to hear to keep them calm |
| That's usually Trump's "art of the deal"\n\nSay something fucking stupid and pray it works |
| That one dude who got 7 years for sharing samsung secrets falls into a category of what i like to call "hell on earth"\n\nBack when i worked in the joint, every now and then youd get these people. Worst case i ever encountered was a neurosurgeon who was in for 10 years for practicing out of the country without the required shit.\n\nLike its one thing to be in the joint cuz life is just shit. But for these folk its gotta be worse than death. |
| Make them 10,000%. It's Americans who pay the tariffs and any goods not going to the US anymore will be sold elsewhere. The US literally has no leverage over us. Our biggest mistake was integrating our economy so closely with (who we thought were) our greatest friends. That mistake won't happen again. |
| I thought he had scalp wrinkles but it was just the hat. |
| Gonna wait til the deadline |
| Yup. Fuck trump and fuck america. They better fix this shit, but i dont even know how; the rot is so deep |
| When he's using the paper to line his diapers we wouldn't want to sign anyway |
| Shush you exit liquid |
| What the actual fuck ? No one is accepting this. It is literally accepting subjugation. |
| Shush you gay bear |
| The market is my toxic ex and I keep texting back😭 |
| This is the (so far) less covered response and I think it’s a devastating example of Canadian subtlety. |
| Monday gonna be ugly. |
| Canada's global average tariff rate is less than 3%, and the US had most favoured nation status and CUSMA, meaning American goods were seeing an average tariff in the 0.2% range. |
| Don't you hate it when you trip, fall onto your keyboard, and accidentally program a cookie stuffing feature for your 'AI-powered fashion shopping app'? |
| Wow so quirky |
| Staring at a $5 bill waiting for it to transvest into a $10 bill cuz that’s how inflation works I guess. |
| Over the line!!! Mark is zero!!!\n\nI like homie's energy and sporting that pro bowling shirt.\n\nI bought after the moonshot, was down \~$4k, then it went back up and sold for a small profit. It then proceeded to go up another 10-12 / share. Fuck. |
| Its like a time machine from 2017 \n\nMangoman still the pres, XRP is still hopiumed to go 10$ and BTC to 100k soon. \n\nPeople still say how Apple is shit because they only sell iphones and Google is too big and should be divested, nothing really changed |
| You already know 🍑 about to Taco on trade deal with Canada. He cannot afford to make prices more expensive at the moment as midterms coming up, this is so obvious |
| I review contracts for a living and lately lots of big companies have been putting special inflation clauses into their contracts. They expect national debt to get worse which will drive inflation so they are trying to cover their arses by planning for it now. |
| That’s it. The Strait of Georgia is closed to cruise ships. Release the drones! |
| Canada pulling out from US talks, tariffs everywhere, gey bulls finally feeling true effects. And yet gey bulls still bullish. Guess this is why it’s a casino, cause of the addiction |
| https://preview.redd.it/1wtpl9gaazkh1.png?width=535&format=png&auto=webp&s=93eaa7ee99b6191e755c99f1722ec074a825d9c1\n\n |
| China ain’t gonna get a better opportunity to make a run at Taiwan than right now imo |
| Bro, I'm 98% cash, and IDGAF about FOMO. I'll buy GOOGL, AVGO, and NVDA if they keep dipping, but the rest of the market is going to crash constantly under this crazy admin and their shenanigans. I'm honestly looking forward to the 20% correction coming in the next 6 months. |
| The 50% tariffs will affect 5% of exports. \n\nThe US is crrently refunding the first round of tariffs collected; $100 billion given back so far |
| 🥭 is too busy golfing.\n\nSeriously. That's what he's doing today. |
| How will this affect my shipment of hockey pucks |
| don't play around with what you can't afford to lose |
| damn. |
| Fair point |
| Wasn't Carney caught on hot mic telling Trump that he basically set the limit on Chinese EVs to not piss him off? |
| True that makes more sense |
| He’s a cheap shoe salesman. Trying to sell water resistant spray at the checkout |
| Ah yes. I remember when in 2017 everyone said on etoro forums (that was the shit back then) how it will go to 10$ in 2018 \n\nThe people old enough remember how that turned out in 2018 January |
| What pain? The TSX has been beating the S&P500 by 200% since the trade war started |
| They used the Smoot-Hawly tariff act of 1930 to get around it. I can't remember, did that work out well the last time they were used? |
| Hence why I said “good for Canada” |
| Low effort trash |
| 🫵🤡 |
| https://preview.redd.it/dd06853r9zkh1.jpeg?width=1103&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92591f8a3e032cd0955bcf15a6ea69061811339d |
| If we can nuke a hurricane I don't see why we can't nuke treasury yields. |
| Its ok to be gayvis you can afford it |
| My debt is for sale 🙂 |
| Yeah you're a retard |
| Wow, this post is so insensitive and out of touch |
| You're outta your element Donnie! |
| After OPEX Friday and SNDK getting pinned to 1600 the past few days, I'm curious where it'll move on Monday |
| Is Milos Raonic famous for calling people's bluffs lmao |
| Fuck I hope so. |
| good luck bruh, hope you look good in orange jump suit |
| Idk if I’m misunderstanding, but I see 1137 patients were enrolled, so I’m not sure where you’re getting 7/104 and 7/50 cause that seems like a total of 154 patients.\n\nhttps://www.onclive.com/view/intismeran-autogene-plus-pembrolizumab-meets-rfs-dmfs-end-points-in-resected-melanoma\n\nI’d be surprised if the data was fudged especially considering this is a partnership with Merck, and I’d not expect Merck to provide their backing for a drug that had the data fudged. Just my thoughts. Either way, hopefully we find out in the coming years |
| There's no point to make deals when you know the other party will screw you and try to negotiate more in 3 months |
| Throughout the week I drink only black coffee like a chad but on Saturdays my guilty pleasure is ordering a gay ass sweet iced coffee from Starbucks 🥰 |
| He’s so dreamy |
| Sending MRNA up another 100% |
| 8,000 here |
| That is nothing, wish I could be down -100k. I have been down over -1m before\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ryufx2fe9zkh1.png?width=262&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2004adea006a1d4549b8a4eb7c150288375df78\n\n |
| isn't that what basically triggered the Boston Tea Party when King George III restricted colonist trade? |
| Canada announced they are maintenancing oil production equipment, reducing oil exports to US by 300k barrels per day. For reference, this volume is about 2/5ths of what the US is drawing down from the strategic petroleum reserve. |
| Smart they’re all cash |
| https://preview.redd.it/ubaf5x8a9zkh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dca4bce4f03ef745b89649cf39f868ef7760476\n\n |
| Chart had a bullish setup plus it crossed the magical 1$ line right before blastoff. Apparently it was ethereum that started rallying first then dragged up all of crypto. XRP just had the most explosive setup. Also lots of people still speculating about 10$ xrp. |
| 1. Dude, how long have you been here? We are calling ourselves that for so long!\n\n2. For the last 15 years, I worked with different people with disabilities, the overwhelming majority laugh at stuff like that and send it between themselves all the time. There is no need to be offended on their behalf. \nBe chill, like the cool dude in the clip. |
| bruh you obsessed |
| Why are you in this sub? Yes we call ourselves regards meaning Down syndrome the bowler had a lucky shot op is a regard who got lucky it’s funny. If you don’t like it why are you here |
| Not this type. |
| Gotta buy AG jeans, screams poor otherwise |
| Turns out he actually got second in that national bowling competition. |
| Reason why Monday will gap up |
| Day 3,429 of tagging [u/opinion\_is\_unpopular](u/opinion_is_unpopular) until he accepts my offer to be bffs |
| Canada is lame and they’ve had crazy high tariffs on the US for a very long time. |
| Youd be saying "why did I sell im regsrded" if you did sell. |
| Dude, that’s weird to say. We are talking about economics. |
| Go fuck yourself you fascist bastards |
| Exactly 😊..up 14% yesterday, then close down 2% 🙄 |
| The midterms is going to do nothing to change Canada's strategy going forward. |
| You just stated, the deal would be worse so what’s the point? |
| Shut the FUCK up Donnie |
| 🥭 bought Berkshire 📈📈📈 |
| My point is moreso that the rest of the world is viewing Canada sympathetically and as a measure of a new path forward.\n\nSo situations like this just create more opportunity for Canada to keep plowing forward in a direction away from US synchronization.\n\nCarney's cabinet is clearly hedging their bets against a US market crash and doing what they can to ensure they can weather it.\n\nJust in terms of critical minerals alone, Canada is building out several of the biggest mines and refineries outside of China. And that has led to huge investments from countries like Italy and Japan to ensure there's more supply chain options. |
| Agreed |
| Getting some new poor fitting jeans for some poor decision making come Monday morning, are ya? |
| You really can't trust any deal made with the current US government right now. Canada is and will continue to diversify |
| https://preview.redd.it/dkfsk7wu8zkh1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd2ab63ffb85df94fc29c14a3db299f97d01166e |
| You: “Called it”!! |
| Not illegal yet |
| Carney is just like that old canadian tennis player milos raonic, he was born in yugoslavia and spent like 6 months in canada and canadians were cheering on this guy like it was some national pride. ridiculous country, they have nothing. and fuck their hockey sticks i'm glad they're getting tariffed |
| Kash Patel will be waiting with his coked butt hole out in Valhalla |
| Down with the sickness |
| Heaven for the climate hell for the company |
| Bears are gay |
| What's going on, why is everyone so bullish in here |
| Wait WTF is XRP up 50% on a weekly basis |
| I need a solid 3x play |
| This guy... |
| Ehm r/gaybears |
| This is kind of fucked up OP. |
| Warning Signs of a Toxic and Abusive Relationship:\n\n“When a partner tries to control who you talk to, it is a major warning sign of an unhealthy, isolating dynamic that violates your freedom.”\n\nStill waiting for those Epstein Files btw….maybe we can work those into a trade deal? |
| From Carney's press conference this morning.\n\n> we are entering a phase where fiscal strength, discipline, focus is going to be very important. It's going to be scrutinized. I will say to Canadians at home as someone who's been in and around financial markets for a long period of time -- what I'm about to say doesn't make sense but it's the way the world works -- it's that markets sometimes ignore these fundamentals and then all of a sudden they focus on them and when they focus on them if you don't have your house in order it's too late. We have our house in order and we're getting stronger.\n\nHere you have a former head of both the bank of Canada during the 2008 housing crisis and the head of the bank of England during Brexit alluding to a US market crash. And it sounds like he's prepared he Canadian economy to deal with it. |
| Just do the opposite of what you did. |
| Odd thing to say |
| I have 10k shares of NVDA... In my play account... |
| Fuck Americans |
| I haven't seen any comments from the Whitehouse, I would like to know how they are spinning this |
| Agreed. The magnitude of which a society as a whole is fucked is inversely proportional to the magnitude in which an individual member of that society gets fucked.\n\nIndividuals being more fucked = society as a whole being less fucked\n\nIndivuals being less fucked = society as a whole being more fucked |
| That’s why Iran will not make any deal either. \n\nAny deal with Trump is not worth the paper it is written on. |
| I scream laughed at this |
| Until Trump is gone, there is no point in negotiating. US and Canada were on track for a deal until Lutnick and Trump added stipulations at the 11th hour. Negotiating in bad faith. |
| Canada has been negotiating trade deals with other countries all along. This will fuck the US long term. |
| I hope they're true religions tho |
| Regards here 📈 \nMe 📉📉📉📉🤡🤡🤡🤡😭😭😭 |
| August 21 - no tariffs on beef to make life cheaper\n\nAugust 22 - additional 50% on Canadian goods to make life cheaper |
| Long term, sure. Right now the sectors that the tariffs are targeting will be hit hard. Businesses will close and people will lose jobs. \n\nI agree that signing the 'deal' would have been worse, but to say there is no pain is just false. |
| Monday will be up 2% |
| Bet you he is the guy posting gains while the rest is crying and posting lost porn |
| Sorry Smokey, you're a retail investor. Mark it zero. |
| I'm headed to Ross to buy some poor-fitting defective jeans. |
| LOL |
| Shouldn’t you be out protecting your local pedophile? |
| I think he knows a lack of a deal will be fatal in the midterms. |
| That’s exactly what happened. At the last minute they wanted to add some auto related tariffs, restrict what countries Canada could make trade deals with and remove the requirements for French and metric packaging of products sold here. I’d guess it was an easy no for Carney. |
| IEEPA instated tariffs were. These are under another law which is not illegal |
| Can't wait to lose money after MRVL earnings. |
| It will fuck them unfortunately and the more time that passes the weaker their position gets. |
| Exactly. It can be a helpful tool, but this is being sold as a magic wand to senior leadership who have no understanding of any of that. It's been over a decade since most of them did any hands on work. They're making everyone learn through catastrophic failure, because they've drunk the kool-aid. |
| Selling the treasury bonds is already a given, as they reduce trade with US and diversifying abroad. That is why we have been seeing Bond Yield climbing to new highs since 2007. Many countries are doing the same. UK and Japan will be force to sell as well, they are going broke. |
| More like you’re living under a rock lol |
| Blockade of the Strait of Belle Isle coming soon |
| Walter put the piece away man they're gonna call the cops |
| That website and an inquisitive teenage mind are not a good mix |
| damn, didn't think about that |
| Umm yes there, my memes folder grew 20% YOY. Where else you get gains like that |
| Reddit doesn’t want to hear that. America bad |
| This will fuck us short term. Moving away from the garbage partner that is America will be good for us long term. |
| Wasnt the tariffs ruled unconstitutional? |
| I had it muted the first time and was sure he would do something audible but nah just a silent kick ass hand dance |
| He's closer to LeBron than we are to him I think |
| Right here with ya, bud. Id be lying if I said understood all the nuances of this "casino" like shit |
| Trump isn’t long term. |
| all this is telling me that Canada getting a free 300B like iran will get |
| all Canadians live in one single house. pretty cool. I wonder how many bathrooms. |
| It won’t unfortunately. The US is in a better position. If it holds out long enough US companies will start to diversify their supply line and weaken Canada’s position even further. |
| He ain't no sucka |
| Don't forget rotten.com |
| Lambo Time! |
| Canada has already built a ton of new trade agreements with other countries. It hurts but theres a bit of padding now |
| Is this allowed on reddit? Seems too 90's |
| short term fucked, long term build reliable trade partners |
| They are probably mad that Canada can buy Chinese cars. There is no situation in which Canada would allow the USA to dictate who we can trade with. At that point we may as well be the 51st state. |
| That’s definitely me bowling or playing golf. |
| Been reading the Wall Street Journal since 1986. Only got into the market in 401k and IRA’s in 1990 for retirement. Just doing this as a hobby at small stakes. Have made some good trades and some bad trades but the hardest part is picking up the lingo used on this sub. |
| There’s no reason for Canada to make a bad deal right now it’s smarter to endure whatever pain and see what happens in the midterms. |
| This isn't nam this is bowling, there are rules |
| So it’s a coincidence the person in the video has Down syndrome and this sub has constant memes of people with Down syndrome? |
| Carney said it himself. They also wanted Canada \nto remove rules on french packaging so they could dump their imperial system labelled products into Canada. Probably wanted us to get rid of rules around using metric too. |
| you can only lose what you bring to the casino!!! |
| Letting the USA control who they make trade deals with would fuck them over long term. I’ll take the no deal over the loss of sovereignty |
| Yes |
| Yeah…they can fuck right off with that shit |
| Isn't that what we do everyday here on this sub? |
| https://preview.redd.it/778g337m7zkh1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0373ce5b193641c9bf016dc195bcec13f1a9e9e5 |
| The amount of semen that is generated from OF is also bonkers |
| Yeah but has he ever taken out a home equity loan and bought SPCX at $200? I don’t think so. |
| Fuck that shit. |
| ignoring the woman bit, but if any of those IPOs suddenly show up early...RUN. |
| You know damn well they were probably almost at an agreement and then donnie saw an opportunity to try and sneak in a bunch of crap to sabotage the whole thing |
| I thought you said down 100k and was just about to grab the popcorn |
| https://preview.redd.it/iuuc4mgj7zkh1.png?width=370&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9af2ee07c887b573f9f4c4fd03a0438bb51d4a3\n\n |
| No deal is better than a bad deal |
| Months of research: -40%. Random MRNA calls: 🚀 |
| Dude who cares? “Don’t tread on me” lmao. Couldn’t be more proud of my PM. |
| Dont even suffer from TDS as most redditors do but couldn’t agree more, Trump’s tariff “policy” has been nothing more than a childish tantrum. Quite right for Canada to just say “no” at this point. |
| US: if you accept our shitty deal you cannot pursue better trade deals with any other nation.\n\nCanada: \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ejtdxk5h7zkh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3def404e567131d25f7933783f8ce7f4393c3f21 |
| better than the alternative |
| Close but no. They'll sell their treasury bonds. |
| it's a godsend |
| 01110111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100111 01100101 01101000 00111111 |
| I mean good for Canada but 70% of their exports go to the USA. This will fuck them long term |
| They would if such place existed |
| Yes, Trump and Lutnick added last minute changes - Americans looked to change the scope of tariffs on Canadian auto content, made efforts to restrict Canada's ability to have other trade deals around the world and made efforts to restrict Canada's protections of language and culture |
| Some of us are already there. |
| appreciate the advice and concern. now i am in a better spot after the past few weeks of gains, i probably will scale down my trades and xfer most stuff back into the roth on my fidelity brokerage. i know i should be learning better strats but i am scared of screwing up something and trading way out of my depth. last month i was literally about to yolo my whole shit when i was down half my port but by some miracle i made it back. i think you may be giving me too much credit but maybe its best to take your advice and actually scale down and look at less riskier options. but can i promise i wont be doing risky shit again? probably not lol but i will definitely not trade larger positions like the ones in the post since im in a better spot. |
| Yes, Canada would be royally fucked, held hostage to the US every wilms. |
| It's not even pain. Europe and Asia have been rushing to Canada to form a trade bloc since the start of Trump 2.\n\nThey're coming out of this well prepared for a post-US hegemony.\n\nThe EU-CPTPP is the future and there's a reason China is taking it seriously. 1/3 of the world's economy in step and the mid-power mutual cooperation that Carney has been spearheading has always been the right move. |
| Highly regarded cat. |
| Hope everyone wins |
| No he's actually a good bowler that is how good bowlers bowl. |
| Ppl need to be fucked. Thats the main issue nowadays is that no one is getting fucked anymore |
| mods we got a botphobe here |
| Big dick Carney |
| Considering that the point is the lucky shot and not the person making it, that person could be swapped out for anybody. So you're actually the problem because you're hyper focusing on the condition of the person instead of just seeing them as another human. |
| the details 🤣🤣 |
| Everybody dance now!\n\n(Not ber thot) |
| LLMs are neat tech but calling them incredibly powerful is a bit of a stretch. |
| Im sure this will go well for canada |
| Are you serious? |
| lol expecting a taco Sunday night |
| Whyb |
| Still? |
| I miss that banger song they made, someone post the link |
| "our leader must do XYZ or we're completely fucked" \n\ndoes our leader even *want* to avoid a situation where we're completely fucked? I mean, what does he care? |
| I gotta watch it sometime |
| Panic buy |
| Because the rate of returns can be much greater. When you buy calls it's like betting on the favorite contender in a sports match. Your paying bigger premiums and the upfront capital is higher |
| Jokes on you, I’ve live in hell for almost a decade. \nIt’s pleasantly warm in summer, no winter, and plenty of spicy tacos. |
| The heat fried the electronic sign on the freeway. I just see pixels |
| Is it fun to be in tornado |
| Not sure why people pretend it's online only. Ever played a voice chat game? Ever been to the south? Ever had a job? Ever went tp school?\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/shpykzm17zkh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d56700356aa2ed28c4513ca5b0e30dcd7971f064 |
| https://preview.redd.it/lmyi65517zkh1.jpeg?width=237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e3620118be8200b92a50ec029f5489f0e92266e |
| freak the fuck out and panic sell everything, got it |
| That guy rules |
| The US had a stipulation that they could control who Canada made trade deals with. Canada was correct to pull away and endure the pain. |
| Who do you think you are I am! |
| Yeah bro boohoo and now the ufos come and kidnap me with their spaceship. 😂☠️😭 |
| Maybe we can smuggle lumber out in the middle of the night then boast about it the next day on X. |
| “Once you sell, stock goes up” \n\- George Washington |
| Imagine someone picking a specific person with a disability to post online in order to shitpost what he thinks is a funny joke. \n\nFuck you, OP. |
| Honestly, good. Fuck Trump. Dude can't make up his damn mind. We move on. |
| Rules are rules. Even for regards! |
| 🫵🤡 |
| Buy both and die on both. |
| Nice |
| Don't check the news. You missed it by a week |
| 🫵🤡 |
| We are him he is me |
| https://preview.redd.it/kok1jiro6zkh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33996bd8b5925696fb0ac665043751e9ef80e888 |
| "Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling, there are rules." |
| Kinda wanna short Costco |
| The memes are funny, an actual video of a real person feels too far. |
| Yep, no relief regard trading hype. Money looks to be waiting on sideline till algorithmic stocks kick in |
| Least ableist wsb poster |
| With the ~~rails~~ bumpers up? You must be in congress… |
| See you there |
| https://preview.redd.it/clhajutd6zkh1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29226688e663044e23bd8c2e98238fe29a85602f\n\n |
| went below $82 last week. seems like it's heading back down?\n\nis Bessent trying to prop up the 30 year again or something? |
| It's a great investment, the cash flow generated from OF is bonkers |
| https://preview.redd.it/axfbw9sa6zkh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c853a334461524ad23e010b7182f460586eb8680\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/ar8j8uc96zkh1.png?width=1319&format=png&auto=webp&s=5812d0170b602380e32907d46f4598d8a5c26ab5\n\n \nRandomly |
| Hey that's my quant. |
| Better bowler and dancer than I |
| Hey how did you get a video of me? |
| Get into space stocks before SPCX IPO drops, they said. IPO drops, and space stocks tank 40-70%.\n\nShort SPCX going into lockup expiration, they said. Lockup expiration arrives, SPCX squeezes higher. |
| Bruh, we're celebrating. |
| stocks are overrated. i’m putting my life savings into goth femboys |
| I mean you can have theta (the decay) work for you and not against you using different strategies, honestly I am shocked that you have not learned this yet with this large of an account,\n\nYou have basically been rolling a large rock up a hill but I'm surprised it didn't crush you, I worked as a previously registered investment advisor representative and stock broker before my back has gotten so bad with idiopathic scoliosis and no solution and not a candidate for surgery that I'm waiting for disability income, and I will never be able to do a full time regular job so this is it for me , I've learned for over 12years but because of poverty mindset I never broke out \n\nI really want to encourage you that if I was well enough where you are dear God put some away with some for of target date retirement fund or VOO or SPY (ofc once a viable dip presents itself) but please dear God don't keep trading single legged options with this size of money, at least without learning more about every strategy you can do with this, even with smaller sums\n\nYou do realize pattern day trader rules are gone? I would immediately take out 100k or more and just start start an account with 2k \n\nGod speed!\n\nCheck out theo trade with don Kaufman he's one of the creators of think or swim and teaches , even his free weekend videos are amazing and can get you more curious about how you might squeak better edge out with this size of an account without risking so frickin much |
| I had some Merck stocks, jumped 10% |
| Yup. It's sounds like a warning. And in his speech he even implied how dependent US is for Canada's fuel, like he is telling the US if they escalate trade war further, which is an economic war, Canada might play their true hand like Iran did, block the flow of fuel to the US. |
| I'm thinking gold is back in style |
| Dude is a good bowler though. |
| Y’all are going to hell |
| That’s actually Erlig Haaland the Norwegian soccer player |
| https://preview.redd.it/zs3klddx5zkh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fdaae1f1df95e5a8519acbaefb5966ce5c8b925 |
| Mark Carney isn't even Canadian he was born in yugo slavia |
| Bulls can afford to be gay |
| PUT IT ALL ON BLACK |
| Very interesting! |
| Bulls are gonna hold my balls? Seems kinda gay |
| Get ready to sell bussy on onlyfans |
| My man living his best life |
| $11k is less than 2% of my entire portfolio, I could care less. My div account makes 3x more than the $11k you're scared of me loosing lol |
| now we're just making fun of disabled people having a good time? |
| Twice in the last few months gov announced good news over the weekend with Iran. Calls can print over weekends. |
| My new pastime is looking at obviously AI reels of gymnast thots doing provocative poses and asking people to post a ❤️ if they'd "eat it" and watching retards, hillbillies, boomers, and bulls proceed to post how beautiful she is and that they want to eat it. |
| Economic D-Day for bears coming. |
| what's your logic? spy doesn't "squeeze" |
| Too bad options don't have bumpers for regards |
| yes that is true |
| The paranoia is insane. There's nothing gained by most of the shitposting here. |
| Those bustards and their weeks-long insider purchases... waiting for the results to be published... |
| I feel called out |
| It has concepts of a plan to make profit, for sure |
| **BigBear.ai Holdings, Inc. (BBAI) short interest is high at roughly 147.5 million shares (about 30.8% of shares outstanding / ~30.9–31% of float) as of the July 31, 2026 settlement date.**\n\n |
| That account name 😂 |
| aww, that's cute |
| McDonald's donates to the IRGC |
| Only thing making my NVDA 28th call losses bearable |
| and if it barely moves you lose all 11k, thanks for playing |
| Over the line, mark it zero dude |
| You don't seem to understand. Nothing means anything.\n\nBut the fact is markets looking for excuses to bomb at this point. And 🥭 literally threatened to use the military against the bond market.\n\nBuncha pencil necked bond geeks bout to get blowed up. |
| He's a way better bowler than you will ever be |
| TLT 83$? |
| THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE! 👊 🎰 🤤 THE STOCK MARKET WILL RALLY WITHIN 4 WEEKS CAUSE 🥭 WILL CAVE IN AND MAKE A DEAL. IF HE DOES NOT, THEN 😔 THE STOCK MARKET IS FUCKED DUE TO OIL PRICES AND BOND YIELDS NOT GOING DOWN, AND WE ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED! |
| Back when the internet went skeeeeeedeeerrrrrrrrrpeeeeeeeebeeeeeeeurrrrrrrrrreer\n\nNeopets, ebaumsworld, club penguin, addictinggamesdotcom, newgrounds \n\nGood ass times |
| Half is a conservative number. |
| The only bears ik are the fat ppl on cornhub |
| DOW 100K confirmed. This is the DD I come here for. |
| I'd eat my hat if bots don't make up at least half of the content on this shithole site. 🥂 |
| "Randomly" |
| Man one day I gotta hit one of these picks |
| That's me buying ANY call |
| #There are 3 types of bers: 1) Regular bers who buy puts and shorts stocks, 2) cash gang, 3) bulls that are "value investors" LMAO🤌 |
| It's the only way they are going to pay off the financing on that thing |
| data was fudged, imo\n\nthey listed like 7/104 on combo died so lower percentage but 7/50 on keytruda alone (control) but it's like saying 1 out of 2 vs 1 out 4. if they had included 50 more in keytruda group and none of the extra 50 died or even if just 1 or two, which would mean the combo didn't really make a difference; meaning 7/104 vs say 8/100, the percentage of death may not have been significantly different.\n\n \ndon't get me wrong, targeted therapy is the future; but me don't think moderna is a trust worthy company |
| #Canada tariffs don't mean shit LMAO🤌 |
| Lisan al-Gaib |
| They have all the cards and will soon being holding your balls |
| i’m crying because this is exactly how i trade 😭 one bad move, zero lessons learned, straight back in like surely this time is different |
| Easy |
| What platform? |
| he's 12 years early. remind me! ten years |
| Cheap contracts are cheap for a reason. |
| 🌽 barcode until Monday? |
| Buls don’t have the cards |
| You should, then use it to wash down a nice helping of assblaster lettuce. |
| Despite there are a few lackeys in Board of Governors, majority of them still know what they have to do to protect the system, which is to raise rates. The Bond Market will likely have to force the Fed hands again like it did in 70s. |
| i hold odte sometimes like 1-5 mins |
| AI is barely usable with hardly any ROI. Big scam, similar to crypto bros. |
| well you cannot hold it too long if you do 0dte or weeklies. The whole chain moves up to 15 weeks like crazy. |
| yeah i just trade vanilla single legged option or hedge it with a completely new position. i’m too scared and stupid to try spreads or other cooler strats. i tried using fidelity to options trade but i initially made the rh to get the cool golden credit card and ended up xferring some cash into it and now im here 😂 |
| Lol forget a deal: this guy has the antideal portfolio |
| More like DOWN 100K |
| Mega cope |
| 😂 |
| 60% of Americans are fat enough to go a few months without eating. I dont see any issues |
| I saw an E8ITDA plate yesterday. |
| Based on what i have seen in tests regarding bot run reddit copys, intended for bots - we have truly reached a point where bots likely account for nearly all the content we see on the internet. \n\nThere really needs to be a gradeschool class to warn kids that most of this stuff isnt to be trusted.\n\nI know it sounds obvious but i feel bad for you if you werent around back when the internet was a true deposit of human thoughts. Yes, it was trustworthy for a couple decades.\n\n |
| Frequents? Heck I have to kick him out of there at 6 AM most days so I can make rent. |
| hes sucking up those quantum field charges. do it again with EM measuring instruments |
| Rate hikes, stagflation, mcdonald's meal on credit. |
| Steins;Gate is a masterprice of an anime |
| Dow chemicals |
| Thats been the price since 2017. Im surprised it isnt $20 |
| Cept for hood |
| they got to him |
| https://preview.redd.it/hc71wo6x3zkh1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a85144457e7d85143a9fd3e8e869acb7eec0bec |
| I was noticing the same pattern. On the days I was ahead of that pattern, it was hands over fist profits. But on the the days I was behind the curve, it sucked all that away mostly. I usually don't do scalping on such a short time frame, and now I know why - felt waaaay too much like gambling. But OP isn't wrong regarding the daily pattern of late. |
| It is with heavy balls that I announce that |
| dumbass, you know the sec checks this sub right? you just outed yourself for insider trading; dum dum |
| Anything but please no sideways chop. I'll take a god candle or devil dick candle. |
| Fair point 🤡 |
| The only smart person in this sub. |
| Yep |
| Wtf are you buying? Just bought a stick of Speed Stick a few weeks ago for like 2 bucks. 🥂 |
| Trump in his recent filings show his portfolio:\n\n* Sold short term bond funds.\n\n* Sold consumer discretionary stocks.\n\n* Long Visa, Mastercard.\n\n* Bought COMT, which is a degenerate commodity futures ETF and basically does god awful (negative lifetime returns) except rips during big inflation spikes. |
| You know that refined products are essentially already priced at $120+ oil. And there’s no slowdown… |
| That Oilers hockey game boob woman is living rent free in my mind |
| Well I do have $4k in 6 dte itm iwm calls, but I also have $7k in Otm 21dte IWM puts |
| Now that SNDK is dead what's next. |
| do opposite of what you think you would, cash money |
| Seems like I’m the only one here holding $hood puts going into next week? |
| 1). Specialized training does not mean college. \n2). You already have specialized training (the CDL) \n3). Investing 2k a year sounds like McDonald’s fry station income, hence the assumption you have no specialized training, but you actually do |
| Will an accounting/finance degree help me become a better trader? lol |
| I hope you guys are playing Broadcom September 4th calls |
| Pretty high for an American tbh |
| bagholder spotted |
| Oh I would've taken care of them for you for $5 |
| What do you guys think about Canada US trade negotiation fail. Things gonna hurt Stock markrt on Monday.. |
| Loss. Why you think I'm here? 🥂 |
| The water drops accidentally caught in its whiskers =gain porn on wsb |
| Have you tried inversing your entries? |
| That was the case. But that’s what the pool is for |
| Only if you don't sell fast enough. |
| > we are entering a phase where fiscal strength, discipline, focus is going to be very important. It's going to be scrutinized. I will say to Canadians at home as someone who's been in and around financial markets for a long period of time -- what I'm about to say doesn't make sense but it's the way the world works -- it's that markets sometimes ignore these fundamentals and then all of a sudden they focus on them and when they focus on them if you don't have your house in order it's too late. We have our house in order and we're getting stronger. \n\nI think Carney just predicted a market crash folks. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jrrrdq1s2zkh1.png?width=128&format=png&auto=webp&s=6bafe1344fcf650be698e0594f99d9793e2c7567 |
| How much more time has to go by before he becomes\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6bdtdg0s2zkh1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b2efe9d79f544cc6bfb6c129df563862e610726 |
| 9/15 |
| That would be amazing! |
| Sweaty balls |
| I'm mostly worried for the nuke that will be the anthropic ipo. Then again, everyone expects it to crash the market so it won't.\n\nIt might crash nebius to 0 if spacex ipo obliterating space stocks is anything to go by. |
| Next your cross $250,000 |
| It’s gonna be mega bullshit bc I know I’m gonna lose money no matter what I do. |
| Girl, slay\n\nYou do you boo |
| https://preview.redd.it/64bp7jqi2zkh1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c518c5b33996dc037c273d2064a6b0fb20f06011 |
| https://preview.redd.it/lx0fwluj2zkh1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91dec33ea853673bb2153ad5e0fe677730389027 |
| Been driving the tractor all day moving shit on the property. Hot as fuck |
| Switching between 0dtes calls and puts |
| https://preview.redd.it/tqxzm0th2zkh1.png?width=538&format=png&auto=webp&s=9de5d6e9b5b9a951e078819d30e783d15a338b18 |
| I have none regard |
| If by AI boom you mean AI bubble you are right, boom is the phase before bubble bursts. Happened to trains during industrial revolution, to radio during times in between world wars, to electronics after WW2 and internet/telecom during 2000. \n\n \nWhat makes this technological revolution different? |
| Wallstreet wants you to believe next week is going to be bearish....when In fact it will be mega bull |
| Which is why I think we see vax spike from remarks at Jackson Hole because of the difficult position the Fed are being put into |
| We still rip methinks |
| Seriously where do you get these memes from? You are a legend for this🫡 |
| Mother fucking awesome |
| I’m all in boys 😎😎💪💪 HTZ Longterm hold for me |
| Trading is easy, making profit is hard |
| i’m in my apocalyptic era |
| Fucking hell, superb metaphor |
| Could just be that golfers found something even gayer to do with their time. 🥂 |
| Time to yolo back into Walmart for the bearish week |
| almost...almost...almost... |
| Big banks are saying gold will have an upside! I am not sure if it is genuine |
| US Government has to pay interest on the bonds, would you want your mortgage rate to go to 20%? And no the US Government can't print money to rebuy at discount, because first the Fed is not interested in ruining their financial system. And it's not really a discount because you will pay more due to inflation and the creditors will demand even higher yield if you print money like that. Worst case scenario you print money so much the Bond Market collapse meaning no buyers, this is what leads to hyperinflation and failed economy. |
| I almost bought some raw milk from the farmers' market |
| The name's James\n\nJames Bond\n\nI'm a secret agent\n\nWait\n\n✋😳 Lemme start over |
| The administration is angry because the Canadian index has outperformed the S&P this year |
| This cat will be a great trader once he starts inversing himself! |
| Gap up monday, New ath. Everyone is happy |
| I am not going to go deep in debt just to get a college education when I am going make about $60-62k this year working as a city employee with a class-A CDL. (And I've had this job since Sept 2005)\n\nI'll likely be able to put in $3000 next year, and $5000 in 2028, and in 2029 & 2030, at least $10,000 (and more every year after that), because in 2029, I'll have a retirement check from my current job, plus a new job, and no debt. |
| Mm I think September is as good as it gets. But may be ruined by yields if the 10y get to 5% |
| bravo sir |
| Next time post all your plays, so we can do the opposite. |
| Is oklo going to tank bc Canada tariffs, even though they don’t actually have any products to export yet? |
| SELL!! SELL EVERYTHING NOW!! CRASH ON OPEN MONDAY PANIC PANIC PANIC |
| The bond traders want to keep the yields up and thought 🥭 doesn’t know how to manipulate and bring the yields down? Thats cute.\n\nThreatening the government with some tiny numbers on the screen keeping the dollar and yields up 😂😂😂, that’s the best the bond traders can do. Wait for the dollar and yields to crash. |
| That's me. Just buying random shit. |
| 🤝🏻 🍻 🫡\n\nCongrats Mr. Big Round Balls |
| Got taxed an extra $700, $800, $900 this month. Sorry number keeps going up as the dollar weakens against the pound. |
| Bro is cooking |
| Bullish rest of august, bearish september, feaver pitch bullish october, november and beyond recession. |
| Sounds right |
| At least he’s closer to the water than I’ll ever be… |
| SPCX |
| I can't watch this. Somebody help this poor animal, I mean options trader. |
| My local golf course was damn near empty at 9am today. If that ain’t a sign people are out of money, I don’t know what is. |
| Not really, 30% down. But it’s volatile since SpaceX, I am trading around a core that went the wrong timing so I’m just holding for now.\n\nNot like I’m struggling financially lol |
| Nah |
| We’ll see 😉 |
| It’s 24/7. |
| How many regards here have to pay taxes at the end of the month? |
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| :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: |
| Sunday night |
| This is the only way |
| Nice GLOBAL WARMING, Earth\n\nIdiot!!!\n\n😡🥵 |
| is Truth Social closed today? what time they open? |
| Loss maxxing sub |
| altcoins are all scams |
| An original quality post in wsb?! What is this 2021. Good job OP |
| You should. Its not that long of a game and some of the last missions are fun as hell |
| Hen hao |
| He’ll back out before the counter tariffs come into affect |
| monopoly money has held its value relative to the price of a monopoly board game better than US dollars |
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| My spirit animal |
| How? |
| XRP is a scam |
| Ok so will the Canadian tariffs also be ruled to be illegal in a few months? |
| Golden showers obv |
| i’m not always bearish. i actually have 2 call positions on spy and spcx i bought yesterday. i do admit im bearish most of the time though. probably why the -61k loss 😂 |
| Went long on loads of alts 4:5 months ago. Suddenly in profit last night. Probably should have sold but I’m regarded |
| Golf uses ~40B gallons/yr of municipal drinking water (531B total, 7-9% municipal). More than datacenters rights now. |
| Milf as always. |
| Real regards check the comments to find more memes.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xsh3j2tp0zkh1.png?width=1159&format=png&auto=webp&s=d601d9e0774edb9b56d55971b3264f31dba82b69\n\n |
| With everything you just said I just can’t see this being a net positive for anyone other than companies short term. People need work experience, eliminating these low level jobs without any plan to retrain or reposition the workforce seems dangerous |
| MorganFreemanPointingUp.jpeg |
| bitcoin |
| ...so far. |
| I need to finish it, I only started winter and then stopped \nWish they would remaster it |
| Damn…🌽 and it’s buddy XRP are ripping…too bad I’m not a crypto tard |
| What's your favorite genre of porn? |
| that’s a sick avatar |
| Tweeting doesn't spawn jet fuel in Asia. That's my thoughts. Eventually he is irrelevant \n\nBut fair. I think it's a personal judgement call. A lot of people are afraid of his tweets. I am not. My financial situation can handle it. |
| Taco before canadas counter tariffs come in (8th sept) |
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