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r-r-r-r rugpulled? where is PAKISTAN IN ZA BAG? whao a pilot? get ur ass to islamagood and post this written peace deal shit
Msft about to lock in 200B OF OPEN AI gainz
Risking 5600 in monthly childhood care is why I stick with the banana cream pie
What could go wrong
> market liquidity is drying up.\n> contradictions are sharpening.\n> empires are buckling.\n> bulls still full port calls at the top.\n\nYou're not wrong. US is collapsing in slow motion.\n\nNo one understands how bad the fiscal crisis actually is.\n\nBut if they keep printing those calls gonna print sadly.\n\nAt some point, as a bear you get tired of fighting it. If FOMC they keep printing, I'm converting to full mega retard bull and not turning back.
if we dont V soon Im cooked
ok ber
It’s more like a 3-3.5x since I’ve realized 2x and still sitting on 1/3 of my position with house money.
google move please
Just did the most retarded thing by buying a bio stock that pumped 100% today losing £50. Could’ve spent that on so much more fuck my life
💎 🙌 🐻
I love how an agreement might be reached right in time for Nvidia earnings lol
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Algos: okay time for them to hold our bags
If you can't afford to lose the money sell. \n\nThe motto is if it's good enough for a screenshot good enough to sell.
"The Days" I think its still on Netflix \nIts a miniseries format like chern\n\n\nEnjoy friendo
Closed my calls and instead got some 720p for jun 30th. I can’t help but feel this is gonna dump so it will probably do the opposite and rip and my puts get burned.
You mean RIGHT NOW
DUMP PUMP DUMP
What a boring day
🕊️💩
shrek already jizzed twice today the next one may take a while
should i buy more NOW?
But give it all back before open.
Bless my mans JeromRugPullPowell
Take the profit
Low volume sell off. Not buying it!
NBIS trading like absolute shit
If I was you I'm taking the profit and not looking back.
PLTR sprinting in place for 2-3 weeks now. Im actually impressed.
Ah, yeah that’s not what I’m arguing about.\n\nLet me state things more clearly. I don’t think US companies are responsible for the working conditions in China. I think it is the Chinese government that exploited their workforce, not US companies.\n\nI also don’t think China is the devil…
1.776 billion dollars
TE 💥
Well on Independence Day when half America is driving or flying home and half of Europe is flying or driving into summerholidays reality will catch up with the market I guess
Glad I waited till today
Amazon quietly performing incredibly well.
Something a 🌈 bear would say 🤡
🥭's K-Shaped Economy will turn into an L-shaped economy pretty soon
Executive order coming soon regarding universal sushi.
I'm waiting for profit
I always hear “it takes money to make money” then I see this shit.
My wife asked me what do I want for dinner and I answered: just put the fries in the bag.\nNow I’m single LMAO
Meta is a screaming buy at $600
If you think gas prices will drop before Memorial Day, I’ve got some bad news for you. If anything they’re getting a deal done for the 4th or Labor Day.
They had to get the market manipulation in before the news about the largest drawdown in US oil reserve history was announced.\n\nClose timing but the pros know what they’re doing.
Deep OTM 0DTE options ARE investing.\n\nJust be directionally correct, and don’t be directionally incorrect.
Spy consolidating for next leg up?
I wouldnt worry SPY will pump back up by 1pm
MRAM 1 me 0
Nvda is going to rip AH
buy some cheap ass uvxy calls and close ur eyes. welcome to real world living. now u can feel more feelings.
microsoft aboudda shit its pants
Go back up dammit.
I feel your pain
ITS THE BEGINNING OF THE END!! SELL SELL ALL FREAK TF OUT! QUIT YOUR JOB LOCK YOURSELF IN THE BASEMENT AND WAIT
Send the name pls?, if you ever find it again?
Just gonna start shorting oil whenever it’s above 102 since it always magically goes back to $100
Ber gaping inc
Oh we’re doing one of these “every chart follows spy chart “ days again huh
I would like some more money, please.
The body's always right.
WSJ is reporting it.
making the fools who bought that spike at 742 really pay lol
Stop loss hunting it’s fine guys we’ll close 742.34
>It's abundantly clear that neither party has a *serious* interest in doing anything about it until it's too big to ignore, and too big to resolve without serious weeping and gnashing of teeth\n\nBit simplistic take; one party wants to keep cutting taxes (aka revenue) the other doesn't.
Yep, they were really successful in keeping the market down in the last 6 weeks. How dare they.\n\n🤡🤡🤡
Erm what?
Mango man is edging us with this peace deal
Started trading options Nov 2024 \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9f2806syjb2h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c123537ea3edbc94bd24c3ef4a9b1f4dce17e809
Closed all positions, I have a feeling we’re gonna tank tomorrow
NOO QQQ UR SUPPOSED TO BREAK 715
They need lower gas prices by Monday? Hahahah ok.. maybe we should stop exporting.
looking weaker
idk
Headline: OpenAI Is Preparing to File For an IPO Very Soon -- WSJ\n\nFinally, an opportunity to get in ~~early~~ not really early on a loss-making venture.
Risked $10K just to make $50.\n\nThat was fun
🍟👉🛍️🤌
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I bet they hard rug us
"This time its different" 90% of people in 1998
Depends what Huang speak on bottomneck
merlin??
half cryons half cheezeits, its on the website
You’re forklift certified? Nice…
How far OTM are you going?
Except for the fact that the rest of the world is dumping their US Bonds.
Back to non-essential
Skill issue
MM or MMM?
We’ve seen reports that they’re closing in on a deal for weeks now.
How the absolute fuck am I losing right now?
BEAR GANG ASSEMBLE - DIAMOND FCKIN HANDZ!
spy 742 eod pls thx
You bolz have no idea whats coming. mango is going to taco the taco because of this war powers bolshet and then you will be fucked for real this time. just wait. youre so fucked. but then again, this assumes mango actually does something, which.... LMAO 🤌
They giving away money now?
why would they do this
Yes, META Diddy
I follow a few financial accounts on Twitter that post headlines.
RDDT use that fucking buyback money.
2000 shares over here at 5$. Not planning on selling
market is pretty confident that a deal is happening it seems.
What’s with this sine wave action
They're filing for IPO as early as this week according to WSJ. Not sure when actual ipo would be
Why sgov instead of just a HYSA
Leopold can rot in his own feces
>a lot of WSB regards will become long term investors\n\nWon't they make more money that way?
Imagine it dumps to open 💀
whenever it’s about the be the end, it’s only the beginning
Were getting rugged tonight
This Is the Way
Need to make it to mid June so spaceX ipo goes off while market near ATH.
Lmao dumb AI bulls about to get outperformed by Warren Buffett
My mind is telling me no, but my body.. my body is telling me calls
Mango about to annouce something thats going to send this shit into the shadow realm
MU consolidation for blast off tomorrow after NVDA earnings
zuck is the GOAT cuck, all in.
As in simply correcting the misinformation above?
Makin' money but come on. This is horseshi!
There was a really cool show on netflix about the fukushima incident. Its a japanese production so be prepared for subtitles but I enjoyed it alot
Also might have something to do with owning the whole fcking social media market and being able to advertise everything to everyone 24/7 for the right price. It’s literally a foolproof fortress of a protected monopoly. Must be what you said tho
eye run
You SoB its 739 you jinxed it
Woooooo lmaooooo bols
Granny would be so disappointed
You must be highly regarded
I inject stocks into my caffeine
Omg, there is a huge green hammer on XLK and im seriously porting everything to it. \n\nbanbet! XLK 202 4w
Adios Memory Amigos 🤌
MM hates us. They try to their best to really keep the market down cause they don’t want to lose money. Scums
🐻🤑
Cuz u bought it today. LMAO🤌
Bonds wrecking
So once leopold buys HIVE now it moons
If it dips, I buy more. If it rips, I smile at green line.
https://preview.redd.it/88c6q75kjb2h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6293e1901ba65d28424b51d65258aec83a812653\n\n
I prefer the original. The sequels are always worse
😑
I agree? Why so upset.
There’s the dump I’m looking for. POS market
Where did you see that? Lol
He specifically said Cuck, I mean Zuck, is NOT a visionary. But he is the plagiarism lizard autistic king.
how do i qualify for the J6 fund?
intel getting sent to the shadow relm
Sorry literally the second I bought a single 0DTE SPY call the whole market tanked. It's nice to know I have such power.
Smart money is piling in - trial timeline alone is a clear indicator of the trials success.  Have a sizeable position at just under $5 per share and don’t plan on selling until results are shared and BO commences
I said the same thing
Why are my Nvidia calls crapping themselves
E X I T\n\nL I Q U I D I T Y
u just doomed it
If SPY stays above 740 we ride at dawn.
Just buy tech stocks at this point.
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Why do I feel we're gonna be at 728 by tomorrow morning
When even MSFT is green, you know bers r fuk
TE killing it now that the fuzzy panda BS was called out
is all this not already priced into the stock? why would it go up based on this ? how would this allow to compete with other Trillion dollar companies the other magnificent? you are comparing a trillion dollar company to 50 billion dollar companies.
You sir belong here.
Pedo tweets are losing steam in this market.... might be the last pillar to hold this shit show together
I'm sure of that too\n\nI'd like a sequel with the Fukushima reactor and how we managed to contain that
They're in phase 3. 97% of the way through too.
OpenAI IPO on Friday? How can it possibly happen that quickly
Exactly this
i remember buying oklo spac with $2k back then n sold at a loss.. wild
Source: moms spaghetti
Lots of generational buying opportunities during this generation.
Tards forgot about lunch break, green wang by 2p
Rug got slightly delayed this time
msft green dildo
lmao you're so uninformed
Nvda will crush the earnings and intel will moon thats the fucking world we live in now
🙋‍♂️🙋🙋‍♀️
He was strangling your wife last night
bool fark?
It's pampin, just takin lunch break
SNDK 1500+ EOW?
Wow MSFT minimally green? What a wonderful day.
Bers getting a bit rowdy. Good thing my calls are for the end of June
Hive, TE, all energy up
Only candle inbound is a green celebration candle
No
I agree with you but something inside me just wants to downvote this so fck u gang
Uh oh... we might need another "talks going well" post asap, to keep this market up
Finally, a good use for AI
bro MSFT really is inverse SPY lol
Yes!! It’s moving slowly though surely
Awesome show were prilly heading to a close version of this
i've seen a lot of gay stuff before. nothing is gayer than this fake dump that's happening right now.
# Daily reminder that creampies are the best pies.
Misses the sky? Lol the USA doesn't allow a miss here, matter of national security 🐥
I don't understand how that works, but to eventually figure that out.
HIVE\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter
You don’t get to “make up lost money”, just as much as you don’t get “just use this money to get rich”. It’s all just taking a risk with your money for a possible reward. When you trade options unless you’re like a savant, you might as well be just betting on red or black. \n\nThe thing about people with a gambling problem is they think that gambling was ever a good, easy, or simple way to “make money” in the first place.
When it’s all basically fake then ofc it’s going to go even higher
You don't need to sell AI directly as a product to make money from it when you have a massive entrenched ad business. AI makes the ads better, targeting better, conversion better...more businesses will buy ads and pay more for them because they work
RDDT calls?? 😋
MSFT going MicroHARD?
for the love of god please give us a stimmy
You mean 10000, right? Unambitious but I can understand locking in the profits I guess.
Bers getting rowdy up in here. PAMP IT!
looks like it's about to nosedive...something about to be announced?
Hate, don’t short that thing.
Uh, MSFT?
It’s gonna blast after earnings later
I’d check your local train station first
Tbh I think nvda will beat raise up. Causing bulls to celebrate too early then mega dump as well. And keep flip flopping to theta crush both sides
Because it sucks now \n
Wow. I want some McDonalds
Feels rug pulls
5/22 430 MSFT lottos bought at .45 is now 1.12 each. Pump it!
Dump cancelled 745 inbound
He literally said Zuck is *not* a visionary 😆
Lol more paper hands getting left behind
NOW now?…NOW now!!!
man blaming 40 trillion debt for permanent bull market is peak cope
SOFI double bottom 👀🦧
Good time to pick up some RDDT shares.
Hop on GRND
that's a lie
MSFT doing something.
Just make more money? It doesnt apply over a certain amount right?
How many of you 🥷s have $NOW calls for the small chance NVDA talks about em in earnings call
Or perhaps keep you from being poor-er like me.
what if its a sell the news event
MFST had the smallest erection for three seconds and now back to having erectile dysfunction 💪
DOMP IT
wait how does infinite gpu money actually help meta tho
Every dip is a generational gain opportunity! Buy the dip regards and see you in Valhalla!
I believe hyperinflation would make the scheduled debt payment obligations for all companies essentially nothing. So the biggest winner would be who ever currently has the largest debt... The US government is gonna make a killing!
God i love getting puts at the top then watching it plunge 3 bucks
drill team 6 was killed in 2021
Market makers blessing the masses with a dip before the moon mission resumes
meeeeee 🥰🥰🥰🥰
He bought. Dump it.
Screw semiconductors where can I get fullconductors
Why would you trade against the trend now? Lol
NOW that’s what I call a ticker vol 150 eom
Holding all three lmao
Puts about to print massively
Saved by the red spike 🙌
Imagine not selling your calls after 100%
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Trump made NVDA peak with his lies about China ramping up chip sales\n\n\n236 was peak and its been getting sold non stop since then\n\n\n\n
No matter how much you invested in the stock market or anything. If you didn't move your money into matals or foreigner currency in time, you lost it all. Stocks, bonds, all lost their value. Even real state is 1/10 of what it was once worth. People thinking local assets will save them from hyperinflation are in deep denial
Buls bought the top 🤣🤣
Like who knew at whatever date you placed the calls and puts that trump would be on a plane with the CEO of Nvidia headed to see the president of China? They may not have known yet themselves. Boom, NVDA rises to ATH.
PDT rule keeps me poor brotha
Wait maybe it wasnt the top
Rate me. Rate me my friend. Rate me. Rate me again.
Watching Chernobyl, Dyatlov just cracks me up despite his incompetence (in the show, he might as well have been smart in real life)\n\n**Dyatlov**: throws up \n\n“Forgive my body, it’s delusional”
GUHH
Nah double and lose it all
It’s a gradual transition to robots and depopulation, it’s already begun. You think this is all an accident and the people with power didn’t plan for any of it?
wtf my 741 puts are up?
Netflix, microsoft, sofi. All trash!
Blood in the water
Somehow more reliable than FOX news.
Trump needs to stop talking and just let tech do their thing
The stock is worth almost $2 billion - the aml market they targeting is only 2,000 new patients a year - there is no guarantee those 2k patients are worth 2 billion. There is also the possibility they get approved for the larger aml market which is around 10k patients.
Won't be long until we recover instantaneously
Not looking like it so far, we’ll see though
GLD $430 5/29
"Our interest payments are about to exceed our GDP." \n\nStopped reading there, regard.
What the fork dude.
Shrek can only bang so many hos
Can you imagine the chaos
Drill team 6 reporting for duty
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WRONG WAY
We’ve been officially rug pulled
So there is actually a ticker “WTF”
Profit booking irrespective of result
How does one banbet
😭🫵
wake up. open computer. get ready to lose.
That was fun while it lasted
GUH
Hope you guys jumped in HIVE when I mentioned it this morning. Up 20 percent today already. Big news coming….
MU weak af
Shes starting to nose down....
Vesting day: https://www.reddit.com/r/redditstock/comments/1tim6v7/reason_for_todays_plunge/omva3kf/
Ok which one of you bought calls at the top. Show yourselves!
market liquidity is drying up. \ncontradictions are sharpening. \nempires are buckling. \nbulls still full port calls at the top.
“Right NOW” - Akon \n\nThis song feels relatable at the moment
What did the republic of Nvidia tweet?
Like that scene in Terminator 2
Unironically yes they did partner with Google allegedly to put their products into Gemini searches for shopping so yes
My 733p on life support. NVDA you’re my only hope.\n\nCash gang gets more and more appealing each week.\n\nEverything too high to buy, I think it’s gonna dump but buying puts has proven to be retardmaxing. Think my only logical play is sit in cash and wait
You know what time it is? Dump time
unlikely, but the China ban will hurt for a while
Bruh you can't claim every single thing is AI slop this is a decent post
lower high on semis? trading this requires 5 lines and 1 metric ton of brain damage
NVTS thank you sir for doubling my account
Im gonna need everyone here to click on at least ONE ad to help my RDDT position.... please
why we going limp
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!banbet FLY 50 2w
if I didn’t would u trust the DD?
Predictable tho my friend
MUtards scrambling for the exits
I'm just playing soft sides.
why are we not pumping? the fake peace deal tweet has been deployed.
You ain't lyin lol
Tssler
Whys RDDT tanking?
PDT is for the poors.
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did they pivot to AI finally?
barely a 30% chance hormuz opens by the end of next month on prediciton markets, lmao damn.\n\nit went up like 1-2% on this algo bs news. were still very far away from any real deal. pretty obviously. but some headline where trump said "close to deal" got this shit acting hilarious.
DIE INTC , 105$ putssssssss 2dte
Here i got excited until I saw your record.
Doubtful
Can we all agree that NFLX is the biggest POS on planet? 😭😭
Man if only ai could figure out a way to make oil out of all these "peace deals" if they could we'd prolly see oil go down further than before the war
Cause they have no social skills
Boioioioioing
Fix it.
Dropped approximately $87k on deep in the money INTU calls. Probably living behind Wendy's soon or steaks for Memorial day weekend, pretty much a coin flip.
He didn't shave for a couple days, so you got to see his grey hair for the first time in a long time.
Ouch
Dump time
Yes. On the 5 min chart anyway…compared to the other candles
Ticker
blew 2 accounts bc of that bs
Thanks. At least i made my money back.
Omg I’m fuk
Guys nvda red candle inbound
It turns out this was written by NVDA
Bet they can't plagarize deez nuts
And for anyone thinking about doing this it isn’t 50/50. If SPY trades flat you’re fucked either way
RIVIAN UP
Wait, so let me get this straight.\n\nCramer this morning said "the software trade died yesterday mid-day"\n\nAnd we aren't inversing that? NOW will be 120 by end of the week.
PDT rule on Robinhood gotta go sooner
We still have the 20-year bond auction and Fed minutes \n\n\nBears better be lubing
Damn Nike is just one hard piece of wood today
Loco
Uh Oh 👀
What if Nvidia misses
intel gotta be the worst stock in the world
30 green days and only 3 red days before the pump continues. Wtf!?
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NVDA going to ruin the market
!banbet ASTS 100 14d
BUY HIGH, SELL LOW
Im concerned where the other end of the chain is. Im not kink shaming the alien but that should probably be age restricted.
In now too 🤝
lotto puts on USO for this friday. i just want a 100 bagger is that too much to ask? hope USO drops to 100
Ceasefire 2: Electric Boogaloo
Why does EOD matter more? Minimizing theta loss? Won't Iv be maximized directly before earnings?
Yeah, i mean it’s j frustrating being in the only space stock that isnt catching any upside. Hoping something does change in the next few weeks but who knows
Second announcement of a “deal in a few hours”
I just ask a random homeless person
https://preview.redd.it/uaa5mrq6ib2h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84d38841a44cefbd62a948b6ed1c2069dc45300a
Inshallah
And it just keeps going\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/pusrfhs4ib2h1.png?width=712&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b3c431a270c5d76ab5e7e12d51439d8521dcb31\n\n
you know nothing about the stock market
HERE'S A PLAY!!! Put some money into options. If you buy both...puts and calls what would happen?\n\nLets say it does drop soon after. Would the money made on the put make up for loss on call and more...maybe a lot more?\n\nDepending on how much it moves it seems like a winner
Might get theta'd the rest of the day here, 10/30YR yields are slowly recovering after they drilled this morning.
Well, I didn't approve this direction.
https://preview.redd.it/j8lnbxw4ib2h1.png?width=294&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b07daf9d04e6f461a271bbb187acf45cb98a803\n\n
Fuck Reddit stock. Why did I buy that POS
Only worse thing than being a bear this year is holding rddt
You’re insane, price is definitely being pinned under $740, if buyers pick up we might get a run to $742.5 but I don’t think $745 is on the table until the very last few minutes of trading. \n\nBullish though with NVDA earnings tomorrow.
745 pls i need this
Worse, it'll be flat
Somebody tell me why I own 10,000 shares of M
do bond traders enjoy bondage
Did you also invest in Nikola?
Yeah that caused the previous rise, then macro drop, this seems to be oil drop related too
Why not both?
Who here has NVDA calls?
Same here. I don't even think about it anymore
I didn't read past the word OPTIONS. It's hard enough to guess if a stock is going up or down long term, or to buy it or short it in a day trade short term. That's 50%. With options now you have to time it and predict it a longer period out. That's 2% chance of profiting.\n\nI can bet on the '96 Bulls to win or lose. Probably better than 50% here, based on research. But if I have to bet on them to win or lose and it must be a 3rd Wednesday in a month at least 6 months from today's date on a Sunny Day in Chicago, I'm no longer at 50%. I'm at 2 % chance of winning.\n\nStop trading options. You're not good at it. You could have just put it in SPY and done better friend.
If that happens - That would be mad gains for me. \n\nAnd I’ll personally come invite you to my house for dinner.
Can I get a rebate for the extra money in gas I had to spend?
Are you delusional?
VTI, VOO, RKLB, NVDA, AMD, NBIS, UMC, ASTS, SIVR.\n\nUp 74% in the last 6 months. No options.
The markets are still falling for it. Well, they are leading us to gamble like they're falling for it anyway.
Buying some soxs here
oh shit you're right
I get an erection thinking about Michael Saylor being the largest bag holder in history.
I want 745 don’t need it though
microsoft or micron? both are green you retard
Typically that's what stocks do. They go up and then believe it or not they go down.
You bought calls on a stock that's up 600% in the year\n\nGot some DDR2 to sell you
Day ends flat. Plus/minus 30 cents
buy calls at the end of the day
Iv crush deez nuts
It's a great day to Sell.
Run little man, run... or should I say FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peyz really became the #1 adc just by Faker's aura uplifting him like the face of god smiling upon his soul
Then you really would be cooked!
Shout out to my boy Kirby. Workin hard and slangin drinks
Piece of shit fuck market just leg up NOW
Four seasons!!!
NVDA will IV crush
Lmfao
I could really use a wish right NOW
You looked at the chart and believed the stock price was 200k at some point lmfao
Grab and squeeze like one of those stress toys and the skin is super smooth thank me later
Markets really trying to keep MU down
pslv
oh boy
Nvidia will pump cause everyone says dump
Is this post having +8k upvotes mean they all agree and is indeed "a new Paradigm?". Not judging or anything just wondering if most peoplennow believe we wont get corrections like the dot com era or any -50-70% anymore because government would do everything in their hands (printing) to stop it? Is it a completely different situation than 1929, 2000 and 2008?
Any chance we get to 750 before close 🙏🙏
Bought weekly POET $17 calls around open. Went from roasting the soon to be POET community to joining them. Truly regarded
MSFT is rising, so you know SPY about to dump
This is the way
Here comes dump. It was priced in as soon as we hit 740
I’ve never seen a stock chart with this many consistent pump and dumps
she so handsome
I guess the top was in, what is going on! Why is it going down now?
And this was a Thursday u sold?
Anyone here holding that robotics portfolio on Autopilot? What a fucking glorious day\n\n5% green for you, 6% green for you, 11% green for you, just so fucking green\n\nMust be because of this figure ai livestream or some shit
its international is a UAE owned puppet news network that has lies all the time about iran before the war and now during. got just go to al jazera If you really need to see some news from the region.
Top is in.
RKLB duh
MSFT treated me well this past week
Need 745 today
It’s the real deal pump and dump if you eat day old sushi.
Brother, we don’t even know what a bond yield is
Why does Nvidia up imply mu up? Just data center shit?
You lost me at Zuck being a visionary. \n\nThe dude is chasing squirrels with his AI play and no real plan to monetize it.
Back to the shadow realm MU
2x from here 💪🏻
the enthusiasm i need to keep holding rheinmettal. thanks OP
Time for lunch.\n\nI’m thinkin Jones’ BBQ & Foot Massage
Remove AI companies from the overall index and the performance of the SP500 becomes incredibly unsettling
My allergies to Mountain Cedar are horrible\n\nJust one step outside and it feels like I'm exposed to 90,000,000 roentgens of ionizing radiation\n\nMy doctor is like: "90,000,000 rontgens. Not great, not horrifying." ***puffs cigarette***
Thanks bot
YOu picked the limp patty, fart paste, and pedo clown places? Bro lets just face it Wendy is hot and everyone will gladly eat her trash.
T1 is crazyyyy
“This time will be different” - wsb regards probably. LMAO🤌
NVDA will project 10T in profit next year
Berkshire bought a shit ton
you gotta batwing that shit
MicroBITCH IS GETTING FUCKED UP
I was so close to selling SMCI yesterday. Thank god I didn’t.
Just threw a couple hundred at those myself
Poots gang, down votes only
I’d let that pigeon squat those tail feathers directly on my face
you know nothing about the stock market
bUt MaH yIElDs bahahahahhahaa\n
How can any idiot think markets are anywhere near efficient. This shit goes up one day 10% then down 10% with no news. Someone tells a lie and stock goes up 20% and then next day everyone finds out its a lie and it goes down 5% like wtf
Sold one of the 3 turds i had planned to sell earlier this year, after it dumped again. Should've just cleaned up in january.
I believe in you NOW 🐐🚀 show me the MUUN 🌕
Followed by -2.5% drop AH
We're back in the game bols
Insanely high?
A decrease in government spending isn't likely when its top official can skim off the till to the tune of 1.7 billion
looks like we're *zagging*
Last year it makes my first $100k. This year. I'm just breaking even on my shares.
why dont reddit mods form a union and demand monies
europe has a choice to make. Let huwawei back into their infrastructure, wait for US to ""make a deal"", or worst of all start buying from Taiwan while not pissing off China.
He continued to be alive. Sad times.
NVDA is about to announce free cash flow for the year greater than Apple and Microsoft combined
Hello fellow degenerates, what’s the word on the “Street”?
Cmon GRPN daddy needs new undies
Can MSTX go back to $43 please
Crashing through the back of someone’s garage nearly blowing up the propane tanks?
There still bers left?! PAMP IT!
I don't understand this question. It's on the website. Half stock, half poop.
Cut the shit out of my balls shaving - the things I do for love
SMCI LFG
5/29 easy
It should move soon right right ??
Max gae for the day?
It looks like it'll stay strong. 10 year bond dropped to high but acceptable level. USO is down, crude is down. Looks like the fed fired up the money printer. Now we can go back to 🥭 manipulation tacos.
I think we see 15$ very soon. By EOY anywhere between 30-40$
I’m buying low stocks and selling them when they get high
95% semis. 5% cash.
What happened to bezos???
Based
Wow valhalla today. Jenssen will pamp this to 750.\n\nUnironically i think!\n\nInstitutions are balls deep in semis so they will pump this.
Don’t worry dude it’s not like this guy has any sort of nuclear codes or whatever at his disposal
Considering he's just flipping a coin, it's going to happen
Only u cause u gey
Both my favorite memes in one hot AI pic. 2026 is fucking lit fam
Just like how NBIS dropped 5% at open and it’s basically back to open price
What was the reason for the 2nd shrek at 11:15am? The volume on that candle is insane
Cannot catch a break on RDDT, guess I have become a bag holder
Today's SPY jump is a head fake heading into NVDA earnings isn't it?
Pigeons used to be domesticated. They’re still waiting for us to be friendly to them again
like 250k after taxes which is not even enough for a slightly upper middle class life with kids these days (12K a month with ... 6k is gone to childcare assuming 2 kids, 5k gone for mortgage for a nice house, 1k for groceries, no vaca or restaurants or entertainment).
Did Bezos get a chin implant?
these analysts on Nvidia got no clue... these mfs got estimates all between 70-90B $... Can anyone be a "professional" analyst?
SPX 7460c
0DE poots\n\nSmall sized position in case market decides to close flat before NVDA earnings
i see sideways traction to the EMA 20 and then possible return to the trend. Looks more like a pull back to me.
eBay lowkey been free money
dam I need to start jelqing to boost my APY
5% red day or 3% green day tomrrow, no in between
I don't even know if this is real at this point, I'll just accept it as it is
https://preview.redd.it/cql62wwahb2h1.png?width=520&format=png&auto=webp&s=26814e3899faa73c1902128ab51fa4509c722de0\n\n
MU doesn’t do shit during the day to screw options huh smh
The one guy in 100,000 who correctly guessed the roulette wheel black and reds like 8 times in a row and thinks he's a genius
It’s about the pump not about if it’s true. It is what gets the algos going
Never buying more than $100 shoes. I rather lose it on SPY 0 day 😎
MU deng
Or it’s just lunchtime lull
Did I miss the News? Why is oil going down?
We know your game MU, you won't fool us
TE mooning
bull trap of the millennium will not be televised. \nbig red american lost century candle will however be shitposted about after its arrival
Conviction or regret. Choose your fate.
How did Wendy's dumpster become the meme? Instead of BK or Taco Bell or McDonald's dumpster?\n\nThey actually have fresher and higher quality food, relatively speaking. Usually looks cleaner and less ghetto than a regular McDonald's too.\n\nAnyways, they are hurting:\n\nhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/20/wendys-taps-former-potbelly-ceo-bob-wright-to-lead-burger-chain.html
#NVDA hasn't had one of those big earnings gap ups in at least 10 quarters. Lately it's always flat after earnings reports. LMAO🤌
Time to take out the AI trash \n \nLMAO
Maybe he just really likes Sushi..
do you hear yourself ... XD
I’m in ONDS with an average of 8.5 and around 1800 shares - planning to hold for 5 years /\n\nWhat’s your price target?
SPY Calls are back on the menu boys! \n
👀 huuge
to think this guy has a stranglehold on a solid 40-50% of the US population
my job is a trader 🤓
Anybody else on OABI? It's doubled for me in the past month and up 10% today. Nothing exciting, but strong institutional ownership and increased guidance recently.
Why is GOOGL down?
One fills consumers with happiness the other takes their jobs while lying to them.
Taco wednesday, perhaps?
Croo-croo!!
https://preview.redd.it/l8uz9qp3hb2h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=360ef6a354b3525a77740a92597fafb9d4d035b7\n\nNo shit, just look at the daily. Might jump into this one with my lunch money and see how it plays out
EVERYONE FLIP A COIN AND PICK A SIDE FOR EARNINGS NO CASH GANG ALLOWED
tell me you know nothing about the stock market without telling me you know nothing about the stock market
literally zero reason for MU to be dropping lmao
It doesn’t change anything.
BREAKING NEWS: “NVDA set to break quarterly earnings record high by +1,600% today.”
That is appropriately one aggressive looking handshake
You better hold up your end of the bargain then! But we all know we'll see you tomorrow 🤣
Oklo
https://preview.redd.it/hwtaajb4hb2h1.png?width=121&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d259bd5ffdd1cbea56643f958191865142166e1\n\n
Adbe, paypall, msft, teradata
https://preview.redd.it/d7vin7o4hb2h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=112d2a2735ec9bb50a78fab48ebd0fe7942cb134\n\n
It's all just algos reacting to bond yields. There's not much human trading go on.
Insiders doin quick dumps. I expect some bad macro news here in the next hour…
It’s going down this time for sure
It just means business is back to normal without the uncertainty, but that workers are actually getting a decent fair share of the profits from their labor. It won't affect production much, but it will affect Samsung profits a bit.
LMAO
I mean yeah, the implication is something along the lines of he becomes the successor, either a solo Robin using Batman's equipment and resources, or Nightwing, or the second version of Batman and the mantle is passed on. That's why he goes to the Batcave and is shown having his own mini hero's journey and his backstory follows on similar to Bruce Wayne's, it's all set up pretty evidently. It made complete sense to most people.
no you wouldnt, you would put all the gains into another option
The supply was already online and still only meeting about 50-60% of demand. This just won’t make things worse.
Nvda gapping up to 280 would require a 30% plus move or an addition of the entire market cap of Tesla. Just not happening
Because, it’s time.
Is the Big American Lost Century Candle in the room with us now?
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Delta airlines up 8% wtf did it pivot to AI
NVDA: "I Don't care" lol
Just do like the rest of us. Coffee and nicotine until 4pm. Then Wendys.
The man likes sushi. Nothing wrong with that
Bought t1 energy yesterday. Couldnt be happier.
7FP - Freshpet. \n\nPremium pet food cuz bitches ain’t getting any kids anymore but cats and dogs instead. You know calling themself dogmum and stuff. Company has actually solid financials. But on the other hand I’m super regarded. Have a look and thank me in 16 months.
Suspiciously massive options volume on TSLA, specifically $420 0DTE calls.\n\nThis might rocket through the rest of the day.
same wth
And we are just at the beginning of a cycle. Bullish af! Kura Sushi 75 9/11.
Nah, intc will announce acquisition of nvda, 10% cash, 90% Lip bu tan’s stank.
Position?
Generational gain on MSFT
Like restoring old leather
Rock on brother. That's the age I started investing in during covid. Never invested before hand. Always paid myself first even during some leaner times or times when I had some cc debt but I never regretted it.\nNow I'm cruising. No debts and just focused on maxing my fhsa/TFSA. I'm almost maxed out for contributions though so I'll be going non registered soon.
neither
We hitting 50,000? I'm printing.
Why the hell MU is going down while spy is up
yeah I dont think spy is going over 740
smoke another cig and have a cup of coffee
Volatility returns hard tomorrow following whale market buying or selling repositioning following NVDA's earnings report..... maybe.
MU plummeting
No. HBM is sold out for years
No pressure NVDA, but if you tank. You take the whole market down with you
Maybe he got hella hungry while looking for Fukikura
ty
Samsung strike cancelation bullish or bearish for Memory
This is the WSB I miss
Unironically, I have more faith in the long term value of a sushi restaurant than I do a lot of these AI companies
Whoo yeah, even better, three companies are holding everything up
UPRO and chill.
I just had to hitch my wagon to the most boring of all the ai stocks
Fuck I missed the top again!
Believe it or not, Calls
ONDS. Iron drone 🇺🇸
No sitting on the sidelines allowed. Take a position
CE O no he di'nt!
Why does Intuit drop on job cut news? That's clearly bullish af for profit. This has got to be a misdirection play, no way it doesn't go up on great earnings and job cuts.
https://preview.redd.it/wpm201pqgb2h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47170b26774d36ddc39be7ad69d21d63647bbf7f\n\n
Easy, get a. job at the Treasury, they make money all day!
Rotation from RDDT to literally everything else day
Do I sell mu now?
Fuuuuuuck I just realized I have yet to eat anything today and I've been up for 6 hours
I'm starting to worry we may never see a +10% day on MU again
$BETR
Vibes. Don’t you feel them?
Nvda about to decide the fate of americuh
Anyone else excited for their post lunch dump?
all these regards buying calls on MU for the NVDA earnings makes me scared for my MU holdings
I hope ARM tanks tf down so INTC can soar
Nice Ai slop, nevertheless META is a good buy if it can stay above $592 otherwise more downside incoming
The only way is Aladeen
already knocked out another asian that tried to stop me from buying nvda calls
so if Nvdia goes down, does INTC, Q and shit like that go down too?
What does that even mean? It’s an honest comment
Except no oil. Somebody tell Wall Street
MSFT, META and PFE.
Is this a reliable source?
MSFT GREEN? GREEN? +0.05% OH FCUK YEAAAA 🚀 🚀 🚀 to da moon11!!1
‘28 or ‘29, we’ve got time
Limp dick MU
Who else is getting fooooked rn ?
it goes from weak hands to strong hands
Why even bother with VOO and chill when some of these stocks are moving 10%+ intraday
⬇️
My new thesis is that Trump and Iran are working together to profit off the market. Iranintl is the new taco trade since he can't do it anymore.
So calls or calls from here guys? I have muney to burn.
Nvda $300 calls ending Friday locked in.
TLRY FTW !! 🚀🚀🚀
Short Intel \nShort super Micro \nShort Maxlin
Why so flat
Nok
Based and Raw. Thank you.
big red american lost century candle will arrive soon.
Im going to report you to the mods for terrorism.
You've reached the reload button at the bottom of r/valueinvesting before I can tell
Asians are going to be knocking each other over to buy US Tech tonight
But 2x leverage holds are not that good long term and I think it'll take couple years for google to monetize the AI
META firing thousands? Now all those would be salaries can go straight to NVDAs top line
You unlock that certain vision when you start making money on options
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Can somebody tell those goofy ass bears to stay home until after earnings tomorrow? I got two more contracts I need to sell; and they are really shitting in my cereal right now.
INTEL LOL
In at 500 shares @6.5 and 12 calls with strikes between 6 and 7.5. Lets fuck cancer and make money
Timing the top?
NVDA will drop 1% after earnings and people will consider it to be a crash
How is a stock like amd getting dumped almost 8% at open yesterday catching no bid then catches all the bids and V’s to flat\n\nAnd today adds just under 10% \n\nThere’s no way this is real buyers price action because everyone selling moving it down 8% yesterday then they have a change of mind and can’t stop buying now?
Jesus has been working on that problem for the last 2000 years
FOMC minutes will say they may need to raise rates to combat inflation lol
Ah, more workings of a plan of an agreement. Ridiculous.
day whatever of PLTR continuing to do absolutely nothing
This market is burning my money don’t please don’t
Idk what this means
Oh no MSFT I ain’t falling for this again
TSLA is going to go up bigly. They scammed us canadians with the model 3. They changed car specs without notifying us, but updated it on their website.\n\nWhat we ordered based on:\n\n\~4.2s 0–100 km/h\n\n\~250 kW peak charging\n\n\~192,000 km battery/drivetrain warranty\n\nWhat it is now:\n\n\~6.2s 0–100 km/h\n\n\~175 kW peak charging\n\n\~160,000 km warranty\n\nTHEREFORE CALLS as theyre cutting costs and we still paying the same price!
Spy stop being a little bitch
I love kura, just bought 50 shares, didn’t realize it was listed publicly
I am battling AML after two stem cell transplants. What I’ll tell you regards is that AML is very rare and there are a myriad of different mutations and rearrangements that make treatment plans even more complex and specific. I’m optimistic about immunotherapies for AML but skeptical to invest. It is a sneaky bastard. That being said, I hope all of you make tons of money and SLS drugs or the company that acquires them drastically improve patient outcomes.
This is the WSB I miss
What’s more likely:\nMU to $1.25 trillion market cap \nor NVDA to $7 trillion market cap?
https://preview.redd.it/u0lxphjggb2h1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f22213dd0702a6ff6f8420d6664292152066135
IONQ
How does one befriend the moon?
NVDA don't crash brotha
Reddit has 800,000 mods working for free but ONE ceo sells some shares...
Ah, yes; SPY sideways after I buy 0dte calls, my old friend.
META will never fail because the USA will step in to protect elites and their giant companies rather than properly regulate a fair market.
breaking for lunch, I'd like to be up more when I get back, thanks
I saw the light and ended up with 20 NVDA 160p expiring 5/22 for $40\n\nI just wanna feel something again
FOUR 4HR RED CANDLES ERASED BY ONE GREEN CANDLE. BERS ARE FK!!!! \n\nIF YOU ARE A BEAR, YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING BROKE ASS BITCH!!! HAVE FUN STAYING POOR PATHETIC SUBHUMANS
if NVIDIA crashes it takes the entire global economy down with it\n\nNo pressure boys
I take offense to this
For some reason even though I’m losing money I’m kinda zen. Maybe it’s cause I’ve already lost so much money. Maybe it’s copium. But we’ve seen multiple % swings in minutes from fed meetings and Nvda earnings so really today means nothing until this afternoon. At least that’s what I’m telling myself.
Michael Dell looks a little off
TSLA and MSFT both hitting 420 will make me CUM
Jensen going to walk in that conference room and flop his fat Huang on the table
Wahhhh just tell me how to make money 😭
That's going to be a crazy cliff if we're flat EOD.
just give me peace in the Middle East I’m not asking for much
The ones going right?
The entire world will hold its breath when NVDA reports earnings
TE, i barely started my journey havent even hit 100k in tfsa and im already 33.
Look at the all time chart for KRUS, pumps and dumps pretty reliably. Doubt it was an accident
Circle of life
China buying 200 plus planes is also a kind of return
Wgat I miss
$cOOcOO
Can this please just fucking end so I can trade stocks again
Wait what’s the new oil data ? 👀
Mu moving a little too slow for me, gonna take profit here and call it a day
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Pump it up strait to the stratosphere you crazy bastards!
This is what everyone was saying about AMD earnings too. Truly nobody knows
Mostly caffeine and nicotine for me
AAPL AB TO DO ITS THING REGARDS?
I’ve traded like a fucking moron today
So Puts at friday before market close? Gotcha
Bears - Don’t forget to mind the stepchildren
It’s your time, TSLA
Strike got canceled bro
Tf are you doing intel you stupid bitch
i don’t know shit that’s why i need wsb fin advice
you forgot dilution. Trials are expensive lol. There's a reason I don't touch biotechs until they are in Phase 3.
The RDDT bagholders sub is the saltiest of the bunch, worse than AMZN's sub last year 😂😂
You could have taken the time to point out that we have several really good due diligence reports here, which have convinced most people to invest.\n\n\n\nA few of them:\n\n[https://www.reddit.com/r/sellaslifesciences/comments/1td14uq/enrollment\_cadence\_impact\_on\_bat\_mos\_calculation/](https://www.reddit.com/r/sellaslifesciences/comments/1td14uq/enrollment_cadence_impact_on_bat_mos_calculation/) \n \n[https://www.reddit.com/r/sellaslifesciences/comments/1tcwg9n/final\_prereadout\_synthesis\_fourtier\_framework\_the/](https://www.reddit.com/r/sellaslifesciences/comments/1tcwg9n/final_prereadout_synthesis_fourtier_framework_the/) \n \n[https://www.reddit.com/r/sellaslifesciences/comments/1tbng0i/what\_hr\_is\_with\_the\_78th\_event\_update\_gps\_and\_bat/](https://www.reddit.com/r/sellaslifesciences/comments/1tbng0i/what_hr_is_with_the_78th_event_update_gps_and_bat/)\n\nFurthermore, the post doesn’t make it clear that people aren’t just waiting for the 80th event, but that the majority of investors expect a buyout to take place, which could also drive the price up significantly. Range 15-40$ might be realistic here. \n \nIn addition, institutional investors are steadily increasing their stake in SLS:\n\n[https://www.reddit.com/r/sellaslifesciences/comments/1tedcs8/13f\_institutional\_filings\_today/](https://www.reddit.com/r/sellaslifesciences/comments/1tedcs8/13f_institutional_filings_today/)
cool Ieran is getting 20 BILLION IN CASH
Rocket Mortgage. The war is causing inflation, ending it in theory should cause interest rates including mortgage rates to come down, especially with Warsh as new fed chair.
$PATH: Already profitable small cap AI company with a market cap of $5B and 20 PE. It's like buying  🌽  in 2010
That’s what Bae Su said
we're sending only our best regards
No, just chlorophyll deficient.
Literally
Because of that one thing, when a person lies on the floor, and you get on their back dressed like Aladdin and sing A Whole New World.
2x doesn’t even get me hard anymore
I didn't know they let plants post here
$10k MU $720c weekly to play NVDA earnings
3.2% yield > 3.19% yield
How many hours in a month
You know what would be super cool. A 50 bp pump on SPX
Up 1k for the day going to sit out now
rddt is so shit lmfao. why is it down today?
https://preview.redd.it/dhvkecm1gb2h1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daabcb0397e8b9575554f354cd3938493b5f0950
damn look at those canons.
Bought some 712 QQQ puts... lets see some consolidation to 708 come on
Smash and dump
fr utter manipulation
wait how did he mess up sushi and ai lol
Anyone else get energy from the sun? Or are you all vitamin D deficient
Peace deal has been priced in at least 20 times
Until it literally isn’t!
man blaming 40 trillion debt for permanent bull market is peak cope
MU
is bond auction going to be a nothingburger?
DO SOMETHING
Jensen announced as the new Ayatollah
anyone getting on BRUN?
TEM is being fucking gay
Been riding SLS since it was $1.5, we hit $9 today but the party is just getting started.\n\nLUMN is my long-term play - cost basis around $5, throwing $1k/month in there.\n\nSlowly shifting a larg portion of my port into bonds in anticipation of blazing hellfire.
Sure...🙄
$PATH. Already profitable small cap AI company with a market cap of $5B and 10 PE. It's like buying  🌽  in 2010
And right back up
Samsung pump with a looming strike?
I'm thinking about taking my account going from managed to CD's in different banks.
TSLA please moon so I can short you again. You've been so good to me.
I eat paint, it’s fine no truble
I ain't been buying shit Im waiting for substantial drop
Have I been doing it wrong all this while??\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1nwzh4jufb2h1.jpeg?width=1402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=333918646cf0893fd576ff6bb0c93873333f6ae3
it is, now go spend it all on a chain and a watch twin
look at the muscles on this spy
the shadow of the big red american lost century candle is haunting markets.
750 no chance
I got into DRTS at $7.50 and IBRX at $4.40. Only have about 20 shares of both, but I've been happy with the results!
Thank god people realized LULU was on fucking discount
VNP, XNDU, MDA, PNG
Just joking around Bud, but don't be a dick boy.
Another fake pump cool
\nIt's been 2.5 hours and I'm fried. Was down $35k on 0dte Tesla calls, sold out for +1.1k. Had 300 739 0dte SPY calls sold before the spike for +1.3k instead of probably 20k. All in all +$5,015 realized today, we'll take that.
Do people really believe this shit? \n\n*checks sub*\n\nCarry on
All of them, in the Standard Poors ponzi
so, you're saying there's a chance!?!
Smashes but not by enough so flat to crush options
Fair enough. I would just retire. The only thing that’s keeping working is the shit health insurance costs before I can get on Medicare
🛢 at the bottom of a 15 day trend 👀 👀 👀
it's all one trade.
Same letter. Same vibe.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bvw24ckrfb2h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a427800085e1f4f835099fc8b647fe47236017f3
feeling fomo for not buying back into DRAM at the low yesterday... fml
I prefer IranAMD
looks like Trump accidentally bought a Japanese sushi stock instead of the AI stock he wanted.\n\nhe loaded up on Kura Sushi $KRUS thinking it was Fujikura AI
Where’s that one guy who told me not to buy into MU at $300 bc memory stocks are cyclical and to believe him bc he’s been in it for awhile?
it took so much effort, and markets couldn't even pullback -3% from the ATHs. I'm sorry bears, you are fucked
Rug pull time
MSFT IS GREEN! shocking 😳
It will dump back down before earnings and then go back up come the fuck on how many times has this lesson been taught
I sold my qqq calls for a 45% profit but to watch it further rip up another $2 is illegal so I hope it crashes 1% today to cure my hindsight bias\n\nIs this the crab mentality of the bers?
Please go back to 741 I wasn’t looking and missed my sell please please please
Market pricing in the second coming of Christ!
Thank mr. Sterg\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6htbnognfb2h1.jpeg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=368bc335494374af5b5c9aa7691646b7c554dde3
Bloom energy lmaooo
Between 0 and 800
rally is done sir
There was a question?
MRAM why u playing games
So what's tonight's expectations for nvda? Barely meets expectations and drops again? Or smashes it
Has DRAM priced in the Samsung pump that will happen in Korean market?
If the stock goes higher don't worry I will buy more and more puts
MU MSFT NOW ADBE NVDA NFLX
SPY earnings call is today after close, everyone hold onto your butts
generational wealth dip
Is MU better play for nvda earnings
you have seen the history of NVDA and earnings ......just saying
Watch that be his biggest gain
What’s the news
People in here bought amd puts yesterday morning. They’re in shambles rn
confirmed 20 BILLION IN CASH WILL BE DELIVERED TO IRAN
It's hard to be bearish when the market could have sold off HARD in the last week but didn't
739-740
Not index options.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5s77u488gb2h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb2b5ab1fb27f9ec73cf375d4e908a33c2df8b77
Threw a little at the dip
Full port MUU a safe play here boys?
If we ever leave the stage of "This time it's for real" that is.
This is the dumbest day I've ever seen and I've been trading for nearly 20 minutes
i got news for ya bud
what’s so funny cutie
AVGO is going up with NVDA earnings
i kept reading on this forum they are still a science project with no prototype expected until 2030.
TE to $10 easy.
If a peace deal is signed today ill cream my pants
bull is MUish
bruh you really wrote a novel to say "zuck can't get fired and has infinite money for GPUs" lmao\n\n \nbut fr the plagiarism angle is solid, man literally turned copying homework into an art form and somehow made it work every single time
Damn, what a show. Forgot about it.
Good luck
yea i guess that’s fair. it’s just hard for me to visualize this experience for someone who’s trying to “outsource” their accounting work than doing it themselves
2 days? what brokerage is that? My money settles the next day everytime.
I like to comment, "Everyone involved is a Karen" in controversial threads. Buy calls.
lol
Why would you want that?
Doesn't RH auto sell your 0 dte positions at 3:30pm ET?
Which day was the straight line up Thursday or Wednesday
yeah but bills are paid
Good point. I'm walking into my bosses office, slapping my nutsack on the table and resigning today.
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RDDT if you could stop dumping, that'll be great
Anything to do with space. Sector is straight fire right now.
Yall upvoting $1200 in puts lol
Fuck it I don’t even care if I go broke. I’m full porting semi short here. We peaked.
I saved some too
Maybe that’s a good thing for stonks sometimes lol what do I know
thoughts on robinhood venture fund? openai exposure?
🫪 -> this is what you look like right now
a lot of words generated by AI that's for sure
>Samsung's union puts off strike after reaching last-minute wage deal with management\n\nOhhhh, ok. Real reason for the pump was buried under bullshit
But where are the cannons
shit is about to hit the fan. \nthis peace deal is an extreme sell the news event.
uvxy calls will print in a big way pretty soon btw. it's been acting funny lately. i know where this goes.
$CHTR $GOGO
but then I have to wait 2 days to lose more money 🥲
Did tweets just replace oil or some shit.
Nvidia is going to smash earnings and give great guidance and tank 5% as usual.
This. DCA weekly into SPXL.
Oh! That’s good to know!\n\nTrump  statements / lies has been the source of my TACO investing success\n
Entourage!
pretty sure it’s bc it’s been getting gaped for a while now
They have the best rates on ballistic and cruise
Have you tried not being retarded?
Holding some 0DTE QQQ 720c’s and frankly I’ll be disappointed with anything out of the money
The AI ETF NVDA is having earning today. Place your bet\n\nBest regards\n\n
ALAB MRVL hitting all time high
The rumors are true, I am getting cooked. Thank you for your attention to this matter
I’m scared to buy TQQQ calls cause of NVDA earnings
Is this a dump for ants?
ASTS easy peezy
the amount of times I hesitated the last month on good trades is stupidly insane
Are we seeing any large bets is the real question
Yields marching back up
If Jensen "Massive Schlong" Huang says "memory" once during the ER...MU directly to 950.
Nothing screams retarded more than someone spouting “it’s just 7 companies holding everything up!”. Half of the mag7 haven’t contributed basically any gains in the past year.
Lost out on the rally last summer, I sure hell am NOT missing this years summer rally
Bought a. Few more today
Good lord we havnt seen price action this bullish since..\n\nLast week
How many times did Claude rewrite it do you think?
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So am I supposed to hold my 730 6/12 calls that are up 113% or what
All I’m seeing is NVDA is going to dump on earnings
of course i'm shorting here
if it hit 1000 not only would I take profits I'd retire
Yes.
What do they pay their accountant? Instead of paying your accountant to help regularly with your bookkeeping or to fix up your data how about pay him to customize a system that fits your needs better and ensures data is entered correctly from the get go.\n\nA large reason QB files have bad data is no one knows how to input data in the first place correctly. Customized interfaces can solve that largely.\n\nAlso things like tax preparation will come down in price as it gets automated by AI. Basically, businesses that want to thrive will want customized solutions that fit them and not generic off the shelf stuff that is a mess to use. It will change where you spend money.
I have puts
Could AMD just fucking drop for a few minutes?! This robotic climb is literally making me nuts.
Imagine trading spy 0dtes before 11:30 am on any given day, do you just like buying bags or what?
Isn’t this bearish for memory? More supply online
good to see it's PE at 147, 140 was embarassingly low!!
Where do we think SPY closes today, fellow tards
So up and down between 739 and 741 for the rest of the day?
Yes, I am down pretty bad on today's puts, but I can usually make a nice profit entering whenever the rsi goes above 70. Still, being a permaber i think tsla will be the first to fall if a correction comes. With hormuz, stagflatiom, rate hikes and high schiller pe it should be only a matter of time (but this thing will be irrational longer than bers are solvent).
Stocks can’t go past midnight from 6.
At this point, I will never get sick of winning. 🤑
!remindme 5hrs
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If it rips on concepts of a deal, do we push to 800 in a single day when it’s actually real?
Believe it or not…. Still calls LMAO
Dividend gang
confirmed 20 BILLION IN CASH WILL BE DELIVERED TO IRAN FROM THE PRESIDENT HIMSELF
Bad bod, read the news
give you two guesses
MU is the only memory provider qualified for HBM4, PCIe Gen6 SSDs, and SOCAMM2 modules simultaneously
Cash account doesnt get gfv its cash settled, you cant trade unsettled cash, thats called using margin (borrowing) based on cash you do not have yet from unsettled trades...
OKLO YOLO
Sara eisen probably doesn’t even give good head or fuck well. Fucking Jewish American princess
IranIntl is quoting Al Arabiya.....who's quoting Trump....a pathological liar. Would be hilarious is the markets are still falling for it. \n\n
تم رفض الوصول
(https://english.alarabiya.net/News/middle-east/2026/05/20/trump-says-not-in-hurry-to-end-iran-conflict-says-mission-goals-come-first)
american money distributor 🤌
All these regards saying NVDA to 250, so inverse?
Really? Explain how
fuck yeah glad i bought DRAM FULL PORT
Iran International spews whatever stupid sht they want\n\nThey are Israeli and Saudi (formerly) funded
Nice recovery from -9k to +10k dude, that takes some serious discipline. The job thing is brutal timing though - trading 0DTEs while trying to focus in medical work is like trying to juggle chainsaws\n\n \nMaybe switch to longer dated plays that dont need constant babysitting? Your scalping skills probably translate well to swing trading without the heart attack inducing minute-by-minute action
^ This comment will prove why the top is in
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this time we are DEFINITELY getting a deal.
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Puts on FedEx\n\nExpected delivery today changed to tomorrow\n\n# 🫵 Liars
2200 @ 4.2, most exciting stock I've owned since RKLB.
Cash account
I’d recommend it
wait how does that relate to the stocks question
Rip bol market of 5/20
Why are people acting like RDDT doesn’t go up and down 10% day to day?\n\nFucking retards. 🫵🤡
Sex for any purpose besides procreation is dumb lowkey
It's so funny seeing Ai/tech stocks pump because another tech sector is pumping
ok meta time to go back to 600 now
I love amd LMAO🤌
Just trade micro contracts at that point lmao
so which side surrendered?
So is PLTR just defunct?
Beats earnings, stock gets crushed\n\nDD: I own it
buy puts.. confuse the whole system.
The woman is definitely Cecily Strong from SNL
Feels like looking in a mirror 🤔
Well i dont want a good faith violation
Gulp
ONDS easy
Al Arabyia, which is being cited in this report, has nothing about this on their English website. Just Trump making more claims about a peace deal being imminent.\n\nhttps://english.alarabiya.net/\n\nThe Iranians, meanwhile, are universally saying that they expect to be attacked in the next few days. These aren’t the kinds of things you say if a peace deal is nearly complete.
A tale as old as time.
Fuck RDDT. When I saw fuckers saying they wanted it to drop more so they could accumulate more shares I knew I should’ve dumped it
I been loading up this past month.
The amount of times I hesitated on good trades today is insane
it’s right in the name who would lie on the internet
Me no role playing, it’s all real me real regard
Is nividia even still in the gaming market?
Absolutely Mental Daytrading
Dump inc.
Bought puts this morning on SPY, immediately got fuk'd - took a day trade strike and sold at a loss to buy calls on SPY - currently getting fuk'd. One more day trade strike and I'm flagged. 🙃
I feel bad for those too poor to “invest” in this market. 😔
but but why
Booolshit
https://www.reuters.com/business/world-at-work/samsung-elecs-south-korean-labour-union-vote-tentative-pay-plan-union-2026-05-20/
I know if I sell my calls for modest gains, shit will moon. If I hold, it will drill.
Thus isn’t true lmaoo
Gonna celebrate tonight by watching Entourage and having some whiskey. Entourage is 🤌🏼
best bull market ever, imagine missing out on this
For the newb here, what’s RKT?
SMCI FUK
Can’t wait until this piece of shit AMD goes back down to 300
my buddy lost big on puts when korea popped
Looks dumpy
I'm on step 1, making negative money. What's step 2?
Vix is trash. PERIOD. 🖕
Oh, sorry I thought you were calling on a shartmaster. I’ll be off again.
That post aged like fine wine !:)
There are people out there that think we'll close 735. Worst case is 740, 750 is possible
Thats just how I see it though. Love to hear you take on it
Once nvdia announces earnings, you better be on that 🚀 to the 🌙
Uso seems to agree with OP
Does this count as all 10 wars he’s ended?
Nah, this market is pure steam. This isn't a steam engine though. I'd be shocked if we hold these levels more than an hour tbh.
I switch between that and foxnews.com to corroborate followed by truth social.
100% Will moon once war is over
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!banbet NVDA $250 30d
Oklo seriously pumped 10% off the Deep Fission IPO getting announced and general green vibes? Or did they achieve criticality already? Find out after the bell
u/veryveryuniquename5 has big sushi
Read the fine print. Same link. The "agreement" is a "framework" for negotiations to resume in mid-June in Islamabad.\n\nNothing has changed.
MA
how retarded do you have to be to lose money in this market?\n\nme: yes
GGs KEYS calls fucked me in the prostate, MMs won.
the 11th and final Iran deal.
Because it's the nation's largest mortgage lender/servicer, and highly sensitive to 10-yr Treasury Rates.\n\nWas $18-19 before the Iran War started, and has analyst targets for $20+.\n\n \nBesides, Congress is about to pass a "Housing Bill" and Kevin Warsh is about to become Fed Chair. \n\nWhat else do you think is going to go up 50%, if the war gets over and rates come down?
yes
fine by me
Hi
Shrodingers stock price
hell yeah brother that’s the confirmation bias i need
fear and greed baby
Make time your friend instead of your enemy and you will win
Gold calls
LMAO what the fuck is this, dude had a bet on it going up and now is trying to make a bet on it going down? what the fuck xD
No clue, what you said makes sense but I couldn't find anything that says that conclusively.
Thanks buddy, best of luck to you aswell. Already paper handed a 250k gain. So I'm getting the crash course in investing
Bc we grew up poor. In your mind you will probably lose it bc why should I be successful; nothing good last. \n\nBuuuuut it can if you change your mindset
*Iranian government lists “Leaked NVDA results” as number 3 on final list of demands*
At $17 each?