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| Banbet! My puts cooked 30min! |
| Why don’t we simply send our top scientist, RFK jr, to unclog the blocked strait? Are we stupid or something? |
| They had brunch just so they could take more money from you and me |
| Scheduled for 1pm est (in half an hour) but who knows how late he could be |
| VOO and chill |
| *rebalancing amphetamine levels* |
| Damn, my call for Tesla to do 2 reverse splits is in peril |
| Vix up and stonk up. Bol be careful |
| Put your money down, make your fortune and post screenshots. |
| It’s going to be a 1 PM prayer time to get out our mats and praise allah. Didn’t you see he converted over the weekend? |
| keep going, you can only make more |
| Pelosi says motorboating talks going well |
| Boots the house down |
| watch it pump on nothing |
| thanks for the tip kind sir |
| Leavin\n\nOn a jet 🅱️lane\n\nI don't know when I'll be back again\n\n😳 |
| Every news source is all bad headlines rn though. Apart from Artemis humans just keep killing each other to their own detriment and that's all there is |
| 30mins left until TACO release his new Album. |
| And the new ballroom drapes |
| The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, going to go touch some grass, Lick my ass! |
| About the supposed ground invasion that failed, yes |
| I do have a margin account for trading spreads but I have level 2 options enabled and I guess since it was considering a naked option cause I didn’t have enough settled cash it wouldn’t let me |
| 1PM EST |
| I NEVER FUCKING DOWNVOTE N ALSO BER🌈 |
| It's a risk I'm willing to take. \n\n\nFor Reddit mods: I am in no way threatening or hoping for violence, just for nature to take its course. |
| Even if there’s gonna be boots on the ground market will still pump cause why tf not |
| i bought at 435 which is about 20% from ATH so im prob cooked |
| 99.5% only now, 🤑🤑🤑🤑 |
| according to my multifactor regression model, we are 6 "war is almost over" and 4 "we won" tweets away from SPY 700 |
| Barron 100% loading up on puts for tomorrow |
| im gonna flat line soon |
| I think the presser is because of the rumors he's dead. There will be an old-timey fixed weight barbell there labeled "300 lbs" that's obviously made of styrofoam which he will go to lift but his back will give out. Then after a few seconds they'll cut the lights and later pretend none of it happened. |
| Wen 🥭 speaking? I gotta hedge |
| Made $51. AMA |
| Gonna be one of those “flat after speech” days probably |
| If oil stays high you’ll get your change for sure |
| Dayum son, where’d ya find this?! |
| Sell it |
| If I think a deal and de-escalation will happen this week. How do I make the most of flattening oil prices |
| I bet that guy is still mad about CRT |
| Isn’t the 1pm speech about the pilot that was rescued? |
| 1pm news conference? |
| Chuck Shumer is too busy writing them a strongly worded check. |
| Apply to become a reddit mod, then you'll be happy to get rejected for once! |
| 3 days off and we get this kind of range? We deserve better. Do something Mangotollah. |
| Are you seeing protests in the street? |
| Nothing good (outside of Artemis) is happening right now. |
| Got any positive news to share? |
| Which is exactly what it did before it dropped 50% the last time too |
| Only down 99.8% now 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| Insane misinformation. My wife got a flat on our X last October. Tesla roadside came out and replaced one tire. The car had 40k miles. |
| Fucking cold hard cash until this nonsense is over, obviously. |
| See there you go again… smh |
| Yes. The article was written by a single JPM writer who is considered a "far outlier" to the valuation estimate of the stock.\n\n\nSo basically this article was written by a retard. |
| "16.75 more ships thru the strait and talks...occurring... War over in 2-3 weeks... Maybe."\n\n*Spy +69,000%* |
| might sprinkle in some stuff about the Arch to mix things up. |
| Already made 1K scalping the market today. |
| Making a shit ton of heat with no way to exhaust it, powered by solar which requires panel area like 500x greater than the largest array we've ever put in space, all to process data with a shit ton of latency making it shit to work with. \n\nFuckin fuck. |
| I’m bought the bottom of this recent sell off hoping it goes up but who knows |
| Spotify needs the option to turn on 90s piracy mode - start every track with "This here is a certified hood CLASSIC 🎺🎺🎺" intro back to all my songs |
| > Trump says Iran ceasefire proposal ‘significant’ but ‘not good enough’ as Hormuz Strait deadline nears\n\nHe doesn't like his own team's proposal that Iran has roundly rejected? If they had accepted it he'd gladly have taken it, but since they haven't he's pretending it was something offered to him by Iran that wasn't good enough, lol. |
| I got an account warning from reddit for making comments similar to this, just a heads up |
| I can’t take anymore rejection |
| Reddit could convince anyone of an imminent crash, it’s all bad headlines |
| Fidelity is so god damn slow at clearing transactions and transfers. |
| Gf? This day just keeps getting better |
| Yes exactly.\n\nI am sure there will not be a ceasefire since Israel is trying very hard to keep it going. So it depends on what Trump is going to do. |
| *60 for dinner for 2*\n\nHappy meals? |
| So calls or puts? |
| Lmfaoo |
| isnt wall street eating lunch during the speech time?\n\n |
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| I just forgot an s |
| In that case new ATH incoming! |
| Via CNN “Rejected ceasefire proposals: US President Donald Trump called a proposal drafted by countries working to implement 45-day ceasefire a “significant step” but “not good enough.” Iran also rejected a temporary ceasefire proposal and called for a permanent end to the war, according to Iranian state-run media” |
| https://preview.redd.it/5rmjqmspjltg1.png?width=310&format=png&auto=webp&s=a65dd31365d8ba34512acf9d5c9abb2ed7a619cb\n\n |
| gay |
| No why? |
| People don't care when they fill their tanks? |
| buying CAT calls for iran reconstruction play |
| One boat goes through Hormuz \n\nMarket +5%\n\n🤡🤡🤡 |
| The solution is pretty simple, 50 billion to ISREAL |
| If the press conference is during market hours, it’s all good news and market pumping |
| We can easily pump past 700 if we taco a nuke threat |
| THOU SHALT NOT DIP |
| That can't be 100% accurate because I see "please help us" in quotes. Doubt that came out of his mouth. |
| Ibantbet! SPY:$675 7D |
| Fair point. |
| Tom Fat Cuck Lee was right all along, SPY 700 EOD |
| At this moment in time, almost everything you read about Tesla on Reddit is completely opposite. The first reply in this thread where the commenter casually states that Tesla has no profits and then 200 Redditors upvote it is really telling. The most basic of verifiable facts just don't matter here. Feeding the hate is more important. |
| Cooking at home and eating out is about the same!! |
| That's a girls-only party; they only let the guys from the lacrosse team in because the center forward's cousin got killed in a car crash and he feels really sad about it. |
| Doesn't bounce off your girlfriend's chest tho. |
| 660 weeklies After he drops it to 650 |
| “Straight opening today and cease fire talks progressing well” |
| Coverage starts in 34 minutes! |
| If you lived through Covid gas prices and you didn’t buy a Prius immediately after then it’s your fault entirely |
| so no selloff going into Trump 1pm speech? \n\nNobody fear bears anymore! |
| there's an amc call with 1 million percent IV, how does that work? |
| What are we awaiting today? |
| flatter than irans mountains after a nuke |
| $200b buys three 🌮 a day for a year for every man woman and child in America\n\n |
| Would you even be able to tell? |
| He gives a speech dressed as Mr burns |
| Id say wait for dumbasses 1pm presser before you make any solid choices. |
| I could already tell the market will remain flat even during the speech, a bunch of bulls and bears are gonna make it flat by buying into the information they prefer and ignoring everything else\n\n |
| I wonder where he exited? |
| Have you tried being born wealthy? |
| No one cares, calls |
| Have to be in calls no matter what now that the market fears a TACO |
| SPY and green, a never ending combo |
| Touchin 662 today |
| None. \n\nIn a lot of cases these companies are outright illegally building generators without appropriate building or FERC permits. \n\nThere’s a datacenter that was being built in the town I went to grad school in… “was” because the FERC caught wind of them installing hydroelectric turbines without a license. \n\nLong story short, the Corps of Engineers came in with MPs, shut the project down, and seized the property. \n\nDon’t play games with navigable waterways; the Corps *will* force you off, *literally* at gunpoint. \n\nThose belong the the US, and if you don’t have a permit, you’re basically committing an act of war against the US. |
| Yes, unless he talks about a new renovation |
| Grandpa wants to be called Unc |
| Maybe up to 5 in a couple months? |
| Sold my last May 1 640 puts for a 40% loss this morning. This market has wrecked my port. I buy SPY calls and puts, I lose every time either way. Officially went cash gang this morning. |
| How’s starship going? |
| people who aren’t poor |
| Everyone bullish on trump's speech, so puts? |
| Cook at home like the poor you are |
| Good point. Weird that this qualifies for investing now |
| I give up on MSFT. im never makinmg my money back on that pos |
| Really hoping for a stroke on live TV today |
| Username checks out |
| #We gonna fly by the far side of the moon! |
| Did he say it’s about the war? Maybe just talk about his golf courses and ballroom, +2% rally |
| ATH in 2 weeks. We will pump off more and more ceasefire news until we reach SPY 700 and then who the fuck knows what happens from there. |
| Margin account would solve all ur issues |
| The rescue where IRAN is laughing at the states for shooting for 2 helicopters and plans? I thought were dip on that news alone |
| https://preview.redd.it/vqfo6dkcjltg1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba2319110e72ac94824905bd9fb871ef82b2d629\n\n |
| spending 100 on gas every week. spending 60 for dinner for 2 every time going out. who can sustain this shiet? |
| There's too much option volume and everyone is waiting for tomorrow's deadline. Barring a major headline, machines are going to keep the s&p between ~6600 and ~6500 today, maybe leaking in the last hour. Tomorrow prolly the same, as I'm pretty sure the deadline is after hours.\n\nWednesday is going to skyrocket if tomorrow is Taco Tuesday, or tank if it's "infrastructure day". |
| Have come to the conclusion that people don’t really care anymore\n\nIran war… give it a few days and people don’t care\n\nEpstein files…. give it a few days and people don’t care\n |
| AMC back on the menu boys |
| Loading SPY 670 calls before 1pm |
| We’re back to the days where all the action happens in the opening and closing 30 minutes |
| You've hit $3. 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Trump weighing the consequences politically. Let’s see if he gives a flying fuck |
| The nice thing with TSLA is that the stock price is equal its P/E. Quite handy. |
| Everything that is said on this form Wall Street sees and inverses it. Prove me wrong |
| Sold to open a MSFT 370P 5/15 for $1600 in credit. Wanted to sell a UNH 280P on Thursday but my cash hadn’t settled so my brokerage wouldn’t let me |
| >Elon claims to love science and physics and data\n\nAnd yet still thought it would be cool to put datacenters in space. One of the worst ideas of all time. |
| The market is so paralyzed right now that even the gay frogs stopped quacking until this presser begins |
| They count people who tripped walking to the bomb shelter or have a ringing sound in their head after a nearby explosion as an injury. The injuries are bogus and massively overinflated, so the reported numbers are actually misleading to the upside not the downside. \n\nhttps://www.aa.com.tr/en/middle-east/israel-reports-232-injuries-in-24-hours-health-ministry-says/3884600\n\n> Some 232 people were injured over the past 24 hours, bringing the total number of casualties to 6,008 since the war with Iran began, Israel's Health Ministry reported on US social media company X.\n\n> The latest admissions included **two people in serious condition, eight in moderate condition, 215 with mild injuries, and seven treated for anxiety,** the ministry said.\n\nThis is the way Israel has been operating for decades. There are no hidden ttroves of dead people that no one knows about and their families arent mentioning. This is a first world country with total access to internet. You're claiming hundreds of people are dead and being hidden with absolutely zero proof. You're clearly the one who is wrong my guy.\n\nCould the casualties be 40 instead of 25? Maybe, that doesnt change the point that this is not impactful on Israel (beyond tourism) and more people have literally died in car accidents or to heart attacks over the same time period. |
| If* |
| He speaks at 1pm EST regarding the rescue of the fighter pilots. The deadline he imposed on Iran is tomorrow at 8pm EST. Place your bets. |
| Trump says Iran ceasefire proposal ‘significant’ but ‘not good enough’ as Hormuz Strait deadline nears,lololololol |
| If it were something truly substantial he would post to truth social first lol |
| I'm speechless and moneyless |
| I'm rubber and you're glue\n\nAnything you say bounces off me and sticks to you |
| The way of the future... |
| Monday 1pm: "They want to make a deal so desperately, perhaps more than anything we've ever seen."\n\nTuesday 8am: Axios: potential breakthrough, according to high-level sources (Witkoff whispering to Barak Ravid)\n\nTuesday 9am: Iran rejects ceasefire proposal.\n\nTuesday lunch: Trump says no extension on deal, last chance by 8pm\n\nTuesday 6.30pm: "given Iran's willingness to make a deal, I am hereby extending the deadline until next Monday"\n\nClockwork. |
| I lost $20k on AMD calls from a trade talks not going well during market hours tweet years ago. |
| Can I get a taco in these trying times |
| “Straight opening today and cease fire talks progressing well” |
| Power bottom |
| Smashing the buy button when we cross 200dma |
| Speech is 1pm EST you fucks. |
| Oil even higher today and highest it's been since the start of the war, calls |
| Everyone expecting things to drop on his comments today\n\nProbably skyrockets on nothing |
| Is Bad Man™️ speaking during market hours? |
| Time to invest in CAT, who’s making these littles babies \n\nhttps://www.cartermachinery.com/parts-services/services/power-system-service/prime-electric-power/\n |
| 1pm est |
| Yup. That's what that mission was about. You always bring two big heavy slow C130s in and land them in hostile territory to rescue a wso. sure. cause helicopters don't exist. |
| 1pm EST |
| gottem |
| It's only an "undergrad university" if you didn't Graduate.\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Epstein eskimo bros helping each other out |
| I’ll push back a little. Cybertruck was a piece of garbage but their other cars are quite impressive. With FSD, they are very compelling. Still does not justify being valued more than the rest of the industry combined but the cars are very good. |
| 1pm EST |
| fer real. i laughed at him. but he was def right |
| They're running mine on semi trailer style diesel generators.\n\nEstimate of 25 units running full tilt 24 7 for the next year. |
| 1pm just gonna be a 45 minute update on ballroom construction |
| I did the same |
| If I wanted to spend my Spring Break watching something this flat I would have attended your girlfriend's pool party |
| Sorry, it's the weekday |
| He gonna spew shit and market will pump on shit |
| Do you get that you’re now marketing the shovels for free??\n\n\n |
| spx stuck at 6600. this the top or another new bottom? or am i the power bottom? |
| When does 🥭 speak? |
| lol, no. israel needs a (D) backed by AIPAC back in the WH to open the borders back up. Then DJT could come back in 4-8 years when they're ready to bomb out Iran again. |
| Tomorrow is coming and it’s been only a year of this admin, they will top that. |
| Like never seen before |
| https://preview.redd.it/ztgekgkxiltg1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef11ea1a22945cffed4cf47c2a198c4a5a9316c0\n\n |
| lolololololololololololl |
| Is it bullish he's giving this speech during market hours |
| every car manufacturer recommends that. they're also all lying. |
| Originally water was the big one and the one that continues to piss everyone off.. but most centers changed from evaporative cooling to closed loop chillers; and now new data centers use less water than like 3 single family homes. \n\n\nThe increase in power usage is acceptable trade for them as power is more available. However the centers dont want to rely on the grid and are now being painted in a bad light for power usage too so many have started looking at on-site generation. \n\n\nNuke would seem to be the best option but its so heavily regulated that its difficult to get. I have seen plans for small on-site natural gas plants. \n\n\nWith their own wells for water, power generated by gas; they can be "off grid" except the gas lines. \n\n\nIts interesting to see the action/reaction of these centers |
| I'm in now. 🫣 |
| But solar will provide for the people wanting to pay less or nothing for the new energy bills. |
| 🥭 saying "I'd want to take the oil but unfortunately the American people want us to come home" does give some hope that even the obvious real reason he wants to continue the war isn't panning out.\n\nGuess we'll see if that opinion lasts more than an hour. |
| Pfft that’s no life if you aren’t in options right? |
| Did you have a stroke while typing that? |
| Mods need to give him that flair |
| Sell now and risk missing $20k if we rebound, or catch the bottom and make $200k on the way back up? Hmmmmmm |
| No windmills? 👀 |
| Dinner for one as a american living in europoor land. Treating myself because I’m a king 👑!!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bpddcswpiltg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dd3105c026f4a2ca114f4253fce0d4a356215e5 |
| >!The DOW is 50k!< |
| They still letting that thing Hassett on TV? lol. lmao. |
| I think this lifts a point higher today |
| i’m getting to the age where i just want to be held and snuggled |
| He will probably talk about the airman rescue and revel in that as much as he can |
| 😂 |
| i dont want to buy puts. i just want to be loved. |
| Yea, I think press runs during market hours = pump, press runs after hours = dump 🤷♂️ |
| That's kinda cool mayne. Always respect that. |
| It does these things every year. ATH to 52 week low than back to a new ATH |
| I think we will price in more and more damage. Maybe on more of a 2-4 week timeline? Immediate volatility likely tomorrow though. |
| Our electric bills go up +10% |
| 🥭 SPEECH BINGO:\n\n>!Obama!< >!Negotiations!<\n>!Sleepy Joe!< >!Kharg Island!<\n>!Iran!< >!Peace Talks!<\n>!NATO!< >!Obliterated!<\n>!Oil!< >!Decimated!<\n>!Nuke!< >!Military Operation!<\n>!Approval Rates!< >!Ballroom!<\n>!Strait of Hormuz!< >!Stock Market!<\n>!Power Plants!<\n |
| 10% toll until infrastructure in Iran is rebuilt? |
| 🌮 |
| Out of the money SPY calls cheap.\n\n\nOut of the money SPY puts not cheap.\n\n\nI wonder where the MM's think things are going? |
| https://preview.redd.it/wofyc9tmiltg1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c823719d756e99abec3d41407aba121d0255dae\n\n |
| 1pm so expect him at 1:30 earliest |
| if he ends this war right now, trump 2028?\n\n |
| 40 minutes till trump says war is over !! |
| Honestly alot higher than I would think |
| pretty much. |
| AMC call guy was just one week early LMAO |
| Not if you’re going there now! Never mind |
| Highly unlikely to extend the deadline says trump |
| Pretty flat. Buy the peace rumour. Sell the war news. |
| Any thoughts on what will happen during Power Plant day? |
| Taking a break from this flat line |
| >Reuters: Per administration officials, President Trump is preparing to announce that he has secured Iran's PSA 10 copy of the 'Bubble Mew' for his personal collection. |
| tsla ded |
| Is the fat 🥭 speaking soon? |
| Team pooping is a crime |
| Which is why the market is up today, but haven't seen any indicators for a ceasefire being announced, so probably just a nothing burger |
| I undergraded your moms university last night. |
| Shoutout to the virgin galactic DD guy, how much more will this stock run? |
| Idk man puts are looking pretty juicy rn 👀 |
| Hard stuck under 658. This is gonna dump |
| Left for awhile, came back and thought my app was broken since the price of everything was still the same….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
| $655 But 5 weeks out. |
| How does it feel to be a Teslatard ? |
| I know it's real because of how bearish it is in here |
| That never goes wrong! |
| I love being confidently wrong |
| I gotta be honest I am gambling way too much dough today |
| The PA reminds me of my FX trading days on NFP days, where I would place a buy limit and sell limit and cancel the wrong one when the news dropped. Good times, good times. |
| Brutal if true |
| hey! I'm workin here! |
| Iran just rejected the idea of a ceasefire for the umpteenth time less than three hours ago, that isn't happening. It's only good for the US, not for Iran. |
| Update us when your order arrives. |
| What’s the joke by that autist who called the 2008 bubble? Tesla was an EV company until competition showed up, then they were a robotic company until competition showed up, now they’re a robotics company… |
| And auto pens, don’t forget autopens |
| anyone have 656 puts? |
| Yo that's wild |
| Bruh theres no better feeling than walking into your offices bathroom and you have the whole thing to yourself. |
| Because it’s during market hours |
| Just tripled down on my puts |
| Looks like you have the full force of WSB regards piling in this morning. Appears you were the majority OI on those contracts until today lol. Will hop in on the next red day (if we get one) |
| they won’t reach a deal lol. why would iran give up the upper hand they have? they have been fighting for the last 50 years in the region, they aren’t going to stop now. |
| He’s so going to tank it, like so much, we’ll be so tired of winning |
| Time to hook up cables to people's brains and use the electricity generated in our brains to power it.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/noesur9biltg1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=0beec1d645f02d477990331e9380010392af5fd7\n\n |
| SpaceX is gonna have to disclose that they're the only one still buying Teslas. This is what will tank Tesla's value |
| I just bought 2 spy puts |
| Lies |
| 1:00: “first off- fuck your bitch and the clique you claim. Your calls and puts are fucked. Eat shit, you pathetic brokie. Silly to think you could have outsmarted me” |
| If you're in your 40s and gonna bring up yer undergrad university in every second sentence, you look weird bro. \n\nAbsolute market maker behavior |
| "Ah they are letting theta grind my dream put strikes closer and closer to my desired order goal so that it can violently dump and make me a millionaire"\n\nI said to myself |
| I did that, where’s the green? |
| What good news could he possibly have when Iran is saying they don’t agree to a ceasefire lol |
| SPY HAS BOTTOMED OUT ON THE GROUND, ARTEMIS II WILL BRING SPY TO THE MOON |
| imagine he doesnt move the market at all and we are still flatlined\n\n |
| 7k injured and 50 deaths don't even add up. You're simply absolutely gullible. |
| 10x more deaths in a week in L.A. Than in this so called "war" |
| Efficiency / cost. Making 100s of transactions in a small amount time. Stable coins allow you to do that with low latency and low cost. \n\nThis wasn’t really required as much before but now with ai agents able to execute tons of transactions on demand, cross border, stable coins is much better for this. |
| Tip: only the chlorinated stuff works |
| I sent a guy with 14k and some James Bond bullshit gear. His official report say ‘Nuh uh’ |
| I just committed 40% of my cash reserves to buy Crude. Didn’t quite top off my Camry but it should do for the rest of the week. |
| Clown makeup is through the roof lately |
| Iran’s search and rescue is so bad they let their president get eaten by bears after his helicopter crashed in 2024 lol |
| Air superiority means very little to the economy when the result of escalation is to blow up everything in the region so that it'll take years to get back to normal. |
| Breaking News: Trump said all this rage was triggered by Ozempic and everything is gucci now, let's just reopen the strait pretty please |
| CRK is unfairly shorted for such an obvious nat gas/data center power play. |
| It's wild to think, I kinda had a life before options. Kinda |
| I think you must have already huffed the brake cleaner that’s mentioned above |
| 69k is long gone brother. |
| praying for a ceasefire or a permanent end to the war during this press conference\n\n |
| I think the issue arises when interest rates start creeping up. This would have a fairly detrimental effect on folks with Home equity line's of credit, which I would bet, most homeowners have. |
| He’s going to pump this at 1 isn’t he |
| dead cat bounce or what |
| Puts to moon |
| I have a feeling there will be a post, “now is a good time to buy.” Followed by an announcement of a 45 day cease fire, which will open the straits. |
| So many shorts out there a move to the upside could be 👆 “yuge” 👆 |
| I’m not saying prediction markets mean anything but 56% on the word ground in 🥭s press conference for the word “ground” is concerning |
| puts are too obvious so calls are obvious which is why we'll be flat |
| if you inhale enough you can even follow your puts into heaven |
| Could really use one of those war’s over tweets right about now 🥭 |
| Sorry, they can only work with Claude also |
| Make ban bet, pussy |
| Better chance of WW3 than a ceasefire. |
| Daycares steal about $1B per year. \n\nJP Morgan steals about $1B/week. \n\nThank you for your time on this matter. |
| You should do like Mr. Krabs he had dinner with the love of his life, stacks of cash on the other side of the table.....LOL |
| We obviously have military superiority. I don't think we needed to prove that. |
| From this point forward Bearhunter will be known as the Gay of Hormuz. |
| i like women |
| https://preview.redd.it/mnj3dorzhltg1.jpeg?width=502&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb1206a0ce02f087cfea36284d2b87966e9c855f\n\n |
| I need some of that Asian booty. No more red days. He is going to announce red days are cancelled. |
| My entire portfolio is currently NKE leaps so maybe I'm just into getting raw dogged while the sun is shining |
| “Just two more weeks bro trust, I just need two more weeks and 200 billion and it’ll all be over soon trust.” |
| Where are all the female humans at??\n\n\nShow me your milk-producing organs 🤤 |
| Buy msft. Easy money. |
| Show me when an index fund has gone down for multiple months. Its purpose is steady growth. A bear position isn’t long term genius. |
| MM’s don’t want you to know this but if you inhale enough brake cleaner in a non well ventilated area, you can actually see what the market will do over the next several hours. |
| Pump it? PUMP IT |
| bournecorn |
| which one of you pinned 🌽 at 69,696 |
| I'm the girl for you |
| Regardless of how you feel, rescuing those pilots deep behind enemy lines while under heavy fire is a remarkable achievement that proves it's true that we have air superiority |
| If the conference is during the day that means it’ll probably be good news. They save the bad stuff for after market hours |
| Hp 15-dy5399nr. Bought it for school and it worked fine for that. Video output or graphics weren't really considerations or priorities at that time. I just needed something cheap and reliable, and it worked fine for my proposes, until now. |
| Taco on the menu! |
| Iran needs to just accept a deal. They're going to keep getting hit with deadline extensions if they don't. |
| why did i even get a claude max sub if it's always broken during work hours |
| Why are we flat lol |
| lol the sub name told you enuff |
| Puts are too obvious which is why calls will print |
| Can I join? |
| Any suspicious big buys or sells placed? |
| just 2 more weeks! |
| Jesus Christ it rejects 658 everytime |
| The bank that banked Epstein trying to FUD TSLA so they can buy THEE dip. |
| genius negotiator |
| We can only pray |
| I like how he extended the deadline without acknowledging it this time. And by “I” I mean the markets. |
| We will be green every day until YouTube doomer finance gurus post apology videos |
| phase 3. Buy Calls\n\nphase 4. (see phase 2.) |
| Excited to hear about windmills and magnets at 1pm |
| https://preview.redd.it/cpkp0rjqhltg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a717b72783f8a971dee4d8de71c4f670fdd2252f |
| C’mon, I’m on my employer’s network! |
| pamp it !!! (there is very little volume today…) |
| The 20 year olds panicked over nothing much. World is always kind of at war but now with technology the death count is a lot lower and the damage is generally very specific. |
| I've said this before and I'll say it again, if you want to feel good about your low iq, go read the "Stocks and Indexes" chat of Trading View. Those are the real regards. |
| HOLY SHIT. IT’S BITCOIN (JASON BOURNE). |
| [We got what ya want](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4mPgs4-UPM)\n\nYou want it? We got it!\n\nIts here! Its here! its here! its here! |
| Need a PL and LUNR dumppp 🧚🏻♀️ |
| Have you seen the job market? Guy was probably just an intern |
| META is gunna announce a deal with ASTS in probably a couple of weeks, Meta team visited the AST facility 👀 |
| 48hrs |
| are we getting pro-rated refunds? |
| JP Morgan is never known to push down a stock or market for their own benefit |
| Intc and LUNR being royal pieces of shit today |
| Halve it. |
| speech will be another round table of sucking up to 🥭 and then some random domestic issue no one cares about. maybe sprinkle a controversial truth post after. |
| market is priced in m8 |
| HOOD will pump today |
| Sweet little lies🥹 |
| Go back to the weekend thread. Open the fookin’ weekend thread! |
| double down on your puts , you can’t be wrong this time around |
| Yes |
| not even in a wendy's but behind it. |
| Dinner time?? Hi europoor |
| Employee: “Hey boss I need more hours, things are getting expensive and I need more money”\n\nMe: “Sure brother there’s 2 extra shifts per week if you’d like, even during your preferred hours too!”\n\nEmployee: calls out for both shifts and complains he wants a raise \n\nLololol bro you’re about to get fired\n\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/n0wgppshhltg1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2185dbaad5a655beb60518e96048c394ed42e31\n\n |
| You all know Barron was loading puts through the end of last week. |
| AMC rallying with the plumber brothers, what's these contracts worth now OP |
| Same |
| Trump speech |
| When nowhere is safe for your money? People hold. |
| treat yo self |
| 4 years' worth of bans is impressive tho |
| the vol will guh JUST before the speech. |
| In other words, he has been good for the economy. *Their* economy. |
| 70% of homebuyers already own a home. 🤡 |
| About an hour ago I purchased $666. worth of VOO, Praise be to Allah! |
| 😒 |
| it's amazing for how volatile and violent this market is - the second i leave for a two hour meeting away from my laptop and phone, it trades flatter than stanley. |
| Praise be to Powellah it's finally Monday |
| bers are delusional |
| Now coming to a theater near you! "Liberation Day II: It takes two to TACO" |
| Being shit as a door dasher.\n\n\nYou must be hard to underestimate. |
| Bought TOYO at $9.15. Its up 15% today. Should I halve my position or leverage a kidney and yolo it? |
| It could. Will it? Who knows? |
| Just close everything before that |
| There’s a press conference at 1:00pm today, right? |
| I like my sootkeis |
| Yeah. I'm looking at some cheap used or refurbished desktops. |
| Y’all trying so hard to get this to retrace bearish because Reddit talked you into SQQQ lol |
| pump inc |
| Who made the updated 402 protocol? |
| Up and down up and down she goes |
| This is completely delusional |
| F |
| Dinner for one please 😒 fuck y’all I’m treating myself\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/4e6u0gtahltg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5d3117440d6899e98bffa0170f43ed101a51950 |
| Full ported 0dte puts. Monster downside movement early today with 50% gains. But it wasn’t enough. Now theta fucked and stuck at 60% loss |
| Same. That and "why would anyone hold over a long weekend?" |
| Why did you say $42 and not a percentage I wonder |
| Lol hope they enjoy paying off half a million in debt to have fun for 3 years |
| they’re eating the oil, they’re eating the helium |
| who’s laughing now\n\nlike literally |
| I hope the chart forms a Batman pattern soon, those posts are always awesome |
| I CANNOT WORK WITHOUT CLAUDE CODE SOMEONE FIX IT |
| For the 4th time this year |
| The fuck kind of cheap ass laptop are you using lmao |
| r/sinkpissers |
| This rebound is such a piece of shit and so fake, that it’s probably real. |
| At least you can use the monitor when you upgrade in the future! |
| I like chicken wings like I like my woman's asses |
| Based and "Big Loved" pilled! |
| You just run some water down the drain afterwards, maybe with some dish soap. It isn't a big deal. Why else would it be at the perfect crotch level? You think that's by coincidence? |
| Speech will be typical bullshit he’s said the whole time right? |
| Lmao |
| whats the point of having the US markets open today when everything else is closed? what a boring day!… 🥱🥱🥱 |
| lmao bears never consider for a moment “maybe Im wrong” |
| I be waiting for that drill team like the stranded pilot - MANGO SAVE MEEE |
| 😂 |
| MicroLost |
| In what fucking world do you think CVNA reacts to downgrades |
| So true |
| Not a bear, but it was up \~43% for much of of that time before the dumbest war of all time was started. |
| Drums |
| They'll start pumping after 1 tho |
| lol mango doesn’t give a shit what the people think |
| Pls god let me be on the same side of barron’s trade today |
| I bought a 27" UHD monitor as an upgrade from my laptop's 15" screen, not realizing that my laptop is only capable of transmitting 1080p and at a low refresh rate. I belong here. |
| Microslop microsliding on the microstockexchange |
| Is there’s one thing I’ll bet on its trump pumping market during press conference. |
| Bol take dub today , Ber will have major feast 🔜 |
| Corn just blew through 70K |
| my brother in Allah, calls. |
| They do have collagen vapes, no joke.. somehow I'm not seeing the results tho |
| microcuck |
| As soon as REDACTED gives his glorious speech, SPY to 700 because we will own all the oil |
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| BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY |
| flats |
| puts on doordash calls on UNH |
| https://preview.redd.it/u7tzgwb2hltg1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=927c70396ce8d3cb937c32c933b2f75f8f484fed\n\n |
| I read and agree with everything you just wrote, but I can not express how disgusted I am! |
| Pos rot in hell |
| I haven’t traded since last week after getting absolutely destroyed. My minds been at so much peace lol. That being said, market going up everyday since I haven’t traded is the most bs ever. But they ain’t gonna trick me. |
| Flats |
| You fucking should be.\n\n\nEspecially if you have young kids. |
| Microsoft?\n\nMore like Microslide |
| DID SOMEONE SAY "DICK TUGGING BACK AND FORTH" ???? |
| flats. |
| Hmm interesting. Yes, they might dump Tesla to load up on SpaceX. |
| drums or flats? |
| people have such a strange obsession with money... just go to the bank and buy as much as you want, bro |
| In this economy, cope is a valid source of nourishment. Everybody coping. |
| Everyday ceasefire rejected by Iran, 48 hours till total annihilation if they don't open the straight, Iran and USA negotiate ceasefire terms, ceasefire rejected, 48 hrs... |
| DCA into index funds with low fees |
| YTD it’s down $42. But sure move the goal post as far as you need. |
| I’ll bite, what is happening bat 1? |
| I did nahtzi this coming! |
| You know those loans aren't getting repaid |
| Might have to look at Polymarket odds for spy level during 1pm speech and use that to buy my odte spy options |
| Atleast it’s dropping for you |
| oh no ber are getting fucked again who could have foreseen this |
| Who fucking knows anymore |
| I urinate in sinks, and I'm not sorry about it. |
| “father. your speech for the peasants is nigh. shall I proceed to purchase calls or puts?” - Barron rn |
| JPmorgan is a big oil shill, so you can't really believe anything they are saying |
| PL is up 1100% in just the last year. I got lucky and bought it 6months ago. In every market, no matter how retarded, there are ways to make money. |
| Yes, but the algos love those lies. |
| Hey Dodgers, some market advice, refusing to print tickets for an 80 year old loyalist is a bad look. |
| How long do we think it’ll take Klarna to implement buy now pay later stock investing? |
| Midday Mango is going to fuck up my whole afternoon isn't it |
| You had me at dick tugging back and forth |
| My puts aren't doing much better if that that helps |
| It’s just simply following its historical trend |
| dopamine wer 😔 |
| What other stock has anywhere near a 360 PE Ratio |
| He only says one thing. Lies. |
| Mr 🥭 Theta Gang has been making WMDs, Weapons of Mass Decay |
| so we gonna taco up right? spy buys the taco, oil does not. which do we follow? |
| What is the play for today/tomorrow? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Extension-Change-441** bet **SPY** goes from **657.33** to **648.0** before **07-Apr-2026 12:10 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 2 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Make Spy 700 great again. Send it |
| If it's going to "end soon" then it will "end" with Iran in control of the Strait which would be a total strategic loss for the United States.\n\nNeither side has any incentive to back down now. It won't end soon. |
| It’s lunch time and as always got a few door dash orders to do. Who is the lucky or unlucky winner today? I’m feeling thirsty and WILL drink out of the cup before I fill your fountain drink. As bonus, my nose is running so I also have a cold. Thought I would share since my uso options are fucked |
| !banbet SPY 648 1d |
| 660 eod |
| Soon as he opens his mouth we are crashing to the abyss |
| Just crash already what is this dick tugging back and forth? |
| The fat shot is making divorce lawyers more rich than AOL chat rooms did! |
| My calls are so fucked it’s not even funny |
| As a person heavy into S&P etfs, how do I protect myself from TSLA decline? |
| It’s cuz the market movement depends on what taco says and no one wants to be on the wrong side of |
| They told ChatGTP to spec everything out. |
| Strait of Hummus |
| I bought a vehicle from them back in 21 that was repainted (in all likelihood by them). It was a really nice car and they offered to pay for a bunch of other issues to be repaired in exchange for me not making them send a truck out to the middle of nowhere to pick it up before the 7 day trial ended. Their customer service (at least back then) was top notch and I kept the car. I was able to sell it 3 years later breakeven (sorta miss it, just never drove it), so it all worked out in the end. I'm not saying I wouldn't buy from them again...but if I did, at least I'd have a better idea of what to look for. |
| I got a bunch of puts for Friday, but I'm buying 0DTE 660 calls because who the fuck knows what he's going to say and who the fuck knows what the algo's are going to manipulate it up to. |
| Can we pick a direction and go |
| Bro im climbing this wall of worry so bad rn |
| Fresh recession indicator: saw an MIT Alumni plate frame on a civic this morning during my commute. Also, two different Cal plates on Toyotas. |
| We probably just going to peace out and tell the world it’s your problem now. \n\nYes it’s dumb af but think about who we talking about here. U think the man who tariffed the penguins cares about dumb ideas? \n |
| SPY now +30% on the 1 year chart and we’ve watched most of you bears predict a crash every day that whole time lmao |
| despicable |
| You know its kinda funny retards here were talking about tesla being a cult stock for a long time, what changed the big boys mind then? Either way I expect Elon to roll together/consolidate all his businesses into a single entity to fuck over shareholders |
| Everyones waiting for the orange creature to talk |
| I think the volume is low because everyone is waiting for him to speak |
| I am ready |
| End the day at -1%. Book it |
| *looks outside at nuclear Holocaust. "Are ya winning yet son?" |
| because they're arguing they already have |
| What the fuck |
| "low volume" will always be my favorite bear cope |
| It's abysmal. Market waiting for fruit salad man to speak. I don't care if the market drop or goes up, but low volume pumps or dumps don't mean shit. |
| That’s because of the deadline tomorrow |
| My wife and I were shopping for a new car last month at carmax, and I mentioned to the lady helping us how much car prices have risen in the past few years. She agreed and mentioned that the only cars losing their value were teslas. |
| Wish I paid 50 bucks for Maralago premiumship so I could be in the inner circle |
| SPY, all I know is if I had gone this long without pooping, I probably wouldn't show up for work. |
| For regards with long term accounts, this is a good spot to buy some Zynn (PM) |
| He should change the name of the company to " X" (_X). |
| never seen it my life dump once on low volume lmao |
| I don’t think people realize stocks can be a hedge against instability. There’s really nowhere safe to put money atm. Everything is either overpriced, inflation-prone, or both. |
| Real talk what could he say that would cause that big of a jump? |
| If you’re not full porting calls at 1, idk what to tell you |
| Simply follow TimesOfIsrael and you will see them reporting\n Each Israeli death as it happens in real time. The link clearly says that applies only to classified info that could directly benefit the enemy. Absolutely nothing against families reporting deaths, and again the media reports each death in real time. \n\nIdk what to tell you if you thought this whole time Israel was secretly taking heavy casualties. They invest and practice going into bomb shelters as a national pastime. |
| Trump holding the market hostage with this midday bs press conference, I’m sure he will be 45 min late to it as well and then just blather on about ballrooms and autopens |
| Lmfao 8-35 I should be doing whatever they aren’t! |
| heyy |
| It's not that simple, the trillion package is about TSLA having a market cap of 8.5 trillion and selling millions of cars and robots, nothing of that is materializing even if Musk becomes trillionaire selling spacex. |
| It's because they're upside down? |
| Are you new to btc? It always comes back stronger. it just waits until you give up on it. |
| Probably pays for itself in grocery savings tbh |
| On one side, backing off without barely achieving anything would be quite an embarassment to him, on another side midterm elections are looming and he is not faring well with the current project |
| …”one stock”…\n- lol your overall sentiment is justified, but let’s not act like the market as a whole and, within it, many more than just “that one stock” have not been living in “gooo gooo ga ga made up valuation” Land. \n- It’s a casino. Can’t win, if you don’t play. And the feature, not bug, of the game that those with half a brain know: …inevitably, the market is Wyle E. Coyote running on air off the cliff after the Tendies-Roadrunner… and equally inevitable is that the coyote realizes he ran off the cliff, once he looks down, and then, well you know…\n- another feature, not bug: Big Money is largely only “smart money,” because they get to decide when the coyote finally looks down. |
| Send this shit to zero so the market can heal |
| Gas prices are starting to bite. Put Sidney Sweeney in a Tesla ad and watch those sales takeoff |
| 658 wen chat |
| We should do the same with some very low float and highly shorted stock. It would work if we all promised to hold and not sell for profit. I definitely trust all people at wsb to do the right thing |
| really?!??? |
| VIX what the fuk ?\n\n |
| It could also go up 99%. Ever think about that? |
| Lowest volume I’ve seen in a while |
| I hope the trout population is doing alright |
| will trump conference even move the market today with such low volume?\n\n |
| I'm hungry, but my fridge only has ingredients, not food. Puts on my willingness to cook. |
| Those are bankruptcy type of numbers |
| Boring |
| hm...polymarket chances of april invasion shot to 99% today |
| I was wondering where the volume was coming from. I've seen this cross posted on several subs and even some other apps already. We're due another good meme stock, feels like it's been awhile. |
| Damn, I just noticed only 16 m so far today |
| Puts it is |
| I'm a big anti-elon guy for a long long time now. But he isn't so incredibly unintelligent as you're painting him out to be. He's incredibly good at optimizing and streamlining production lines. He also appears to have a solid understanding in relation to astrophysics as well. Not praising him by any means. He's still a greedy shit lord who deserves all the bad things in the world. \n |
| honestly makes me wanna go long after the smoke clears |
| Bro why the markets gotta be SO BORING |
| Can Confirm, it is shorted and they dug in a bit more this morning. |
| Wapner: "classic capitulation, blah, blah, blah"\n\n |
| What dip? |
| It’s just the beginning. Ber r fuk |
| My wife's boyfriend says hi |
| Really wish there was more volume in the markets. I ain't believing shit. |
| Drill team 6 you are cleared to engage. Eliminate all hostiles. |
| Dip will probably come when he speaks today |
| tell that to the people who buy 0dtes instead of just working LMAO |
| This comment saved my run |
| > JPMorgan slapped a $145 price target on TSLA (Sell rating), calling ~60% downside, after Tesla missed Q1 deliveries by ~7,600 units and built a 50,000-unit inventory surplus. |
| 1 hour for SPY teleport like Goku to 690 |
| i got puts- yea we fucked |
| A breakout would be life saving |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Classic_Bullfrog6671 made a bet that SPY would go to 625.1418 within **5 days** when it was 658.044 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 8 wins and 35 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| "Unfortunately, the American people would like to see us come home." \n\nthis pretty much was the biggest hint he gave that its gonna end soon. |
| "You cannot lose a war if you do not have a goal"- Don Tsu, Master Baiter |
| What’s the deadline now??? |
| Guys the deadline is coming up for the next 48 hour deadline |
| thoughts on why AXTI drop this much? |
| > JPMorgan warns Tesla stock could sink 60% in new note |
| I was thinking the market drops so calls at 1 |
| My Dad damn near 70 talking bout how 🥭 is about to Taco so hard this afternoon 😂 |
| PUMP IT |
| Tulips |
| More importantly, you know who NOT to bank with because they will use the "Buy In" to rescue themselves. |
| Bro will now send DXY to 80 |
| Just a reminder the universe hates you |
| Another fuckin theta day. Going to start getting involved in CBT to get my adrenaline fix because this shit is painful. |
| Stfu |
| all you bers are forgetting that the natural move is for a market to move upwards. everyone is waiting for good news. BUY THE DIP |
| This is when they moon. Don't be a paper handed bitch. |
| Ex. in the last 10 minutes the algos are retesting the move above the 100sma. It's clearly bouncing off that level on the 1 minute chart. |
| A special bunch indeed |
| As a bear, I hope it does not hit 580 cuz I don’t want to see u naked and I don’t even live in NY |
| Permanently. |
| Guess who owns all the news outlets lmao |
| Iran rejects ceasefire...so what the fuck is this idiot going to say at 1pm? Guy can only sugar coat it so much before people start realizing that Iran is pissed, and they are going out swinging. Ask the Ukrainians what happens when you are determined to fight on, even when faced with enormous odds. (4 years and counting) |
| I usually don’t take a lunch during work but I might today to mow the lawn, SPY pissin’ me off anyway |
| Quasimodo over here, predicting all of this |
| Bruh 149 dollar a month for weight loss pills or injections just go to the gym or diet wtf |
| You need to understand Greeks and hedging , put the fries in the bag , bag boy |
| “sir what do you think about destroying civilian infrastructure being a war crime”\n\n\n\n“we’re not worried about that” |
| Space X was making a nice profit too... Until Elon made it buy XAi anyways.... Making your successful company purchase your failing one and take on all it's growing liabilities what could go wrong? |
| i have seed oils at home would he want that |
| Only cans of Hormel |
| I member when they said Trump was gonna be good for the economy. |
| Not sure I would consider moving sideways for 2 months after dropping 50% as strong |
| Gotta pump before speech dump. I predict flat! |
| https://preview.redd.it/8qxianasfltg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d571ace987168d29fde19618ba0f855a7d543cbd |
| Chasing the next shiny toy - SpaceX. \n\nThe Elon cult members don’t look very rich to me so their money supplies are limited. \n\nInterestingly, both may drop together because there might not be enough money to support both. |
| It's the TACO Paradox\n\nFor a TACO to occur the market must first believe a TACO won't actually happen\n\nThe moment a TACO becomes expected it ceases to exist |
| It’s giving liberation day movement |
| If qqq hits 580 post trump announcement I will walk through central park naked |
| Okay, I am in, the volume is 3x it's normal. Lets see it OP, get us over 3.00 somehow. Oddly it looked like the shorts dug in deeper. |
| then you won't like most top stocks |
| 15 US servicemen are dead and over 520 wounded |
| just wait |
| Someone forgot to tell the stock price 🤣 |
| Market cycles, this it’s bear year. Will go lower soon |
| We will put it on top of canada. Two birds in one stone. |
| Cope |
| >TRUMP: I WISH TO TAKE IRAN'S OIL\n\n🤣 |
| If nukes are flying cash won’t help you |
| Someone’s playing Weekend at Bernie’s with the market and most of the party is too drunk to notice or happy to pretend along. |
| 🥭 ON IRAN: I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT CONCERNS OVER TARGETING CIVILIAN INFRASTRUCTURE |
| #Sometimes I wish Al Gore never invented internet LMAO🤌 |
| Shit fucking SUCKS |
| Maybe time to accept that my puts are fucked |
| same, but i just set my algo to keep buying |
| “They just don’t want to say ‘uncle,’” Mango told reporters as he hosted the White House Easter Egg Roll. “They don’t want to cry as the expression goes ‘uncle,’ but they will. And if they don’t, They’ll have no bridges. They’ll have no power plants. They’ll have no anything.”\n\nHe added another ominous warning, “I won’t go further because there are other things that are worse than those two.” |
| We should move protector of the high seas status back to the sea serpents and giant squids, they handled shit fine for a long time |
| Bro this dumbass market would probably spike on news of launching nukes, it’s all nonsense |
| Oil went up becouse it had a reason to. Everytime they wanna price gouge they gotta give a big explaination to everyone. They had one to give so they increased the price. Has nothing to do with "less oil" Opec operates at like 10% capacity at all times. Theres just so much oil that the damn barrel they ship it in cost more than the contents when its 40 a barrel |
| … you do realize all this volume is in anticipation of a massive crash following 🥭’s ramblings, right? |
| WSB predicts Armageddon or moon all weekend\n\nMarket thetas right through open\n\neven pure volatility plays gettin fucked today |
| If you re wondering why it moved 15% today. It s because of me. I m all in with my las 500$ |
| One of those days when i get a reminder that i need to keep my day job |
| I'm man enough to admit I was wrong about BTC.\n\n\nI expected a strong return back to 90 or even 100. But nah this shit is trash lmao🤌 |
| Real. |
| Absolutely no volume on today’s pump. This week will be very interesting |
| Lads bers r getting gaped |
| Israel hit Iran's largest refinery. Wouldn't be surprised if Iran times their retaliation to happen during mangos speech. |
| 🌮 meeting is to grandstand the pilot rescue |
| Wow nice |
| People wishing death on Spy and it's always doing the OPPOSITE 🫵🫵🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Would be just like him after promising destruction on Tuesday. |
| They absolutely do matter. If you use moving averages you will see clear places where algos always bounce from. It's useful for marking exits and entries for scalps on 1 minute chart, and it's also useful on daily chart especially in a bull market. |
| Retest 660 before taco boy talks |
| The obvious play is puts therefore I should buy calls |
| And what of it? |
| How do we get strait open then? |
| You're delusional just like him. |
| That's the case for lots of vehicles. My old Subaru was the same because it was all wheel drive. |
| Mango will hit power plants and bridges then dip out, leaving it to gulf to deal with the fallout. Bad time to be a US ally. |
| Hungry for a taco |
| Nah, I'ma hold that shit for the dividend |
| It’s kinda impressive how strong corn has been in such a volatile past month or so |
| Bought more nvda today |
| Incoming volume. |
| We will lose the status of protector of high seas, TACO is not happening |
| Data centres with AI chips in the SPACE. |
| Anyone got a line on the Ethiopian Daily’s thoughts |
| this finally the big 💩? |
| AEHR... my calls are already up over 100% |
| Space market also has a lot of untapped potential and no real competition, its Tesla in the early days but no one else having the capital or a lot of working factories in a similar industry to compete for a long time. Elon's slop works perfectly for that. |
| How would invasion of Cuba change the macro environment? Also, do you hate money? |
| Take a dirt nap, SPY. |
| artemis is a laser that's gonna cut our that part of the earth and move it like Peache's castle in Mario 2. Where should we put it down? near hawaii? Cali? in the gulf of America, obv! Plop. |
| Sure, but what is going to make the Elon faithful sell? They will diamond hands it to 0, and are seemingly always willing to buy the dip. It's just a completely irrational stock. |
| Fml bro, this shit can never go one direction |
| I said thank you once |
| Jesus -> "I would totally keep the oil bro" |
| taco tuesday but I wouldn't be surprised if mango got out the nukes. He's a fucken retard |
| It’s ok. We’ve all been there. Always good to cut a loss while it’s still small. |
| FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE |
| https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_Military_Censor\n\nhttps://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/06/media/israel-iran-war-media-censor-journalism |
| This sure feels like a bounce. |
| it appears the market can stay regarded long enough for my puts to expire worthless |
| Dumb fuck |
| strong feeling trump will announce walking away from Iran during 1pm call... |
| I miss when this was all just about increasing shareholder value |
| Optimus robot is pure bs nobody will be buying that |
| sure why not. I blew up a 100k account, might as well yolo the remaining pennies I have |
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| How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man? |
| It'll reopen 2029 |
| In which world is it news that Iran wants to end the war if it gets everything it wants?\n\nNext headline : “Russia ready to end the war! … if it gets all of Ukraine.” |
| Yeah apparently oil doesn’t matter. The spice doesn’t have to flow |
| SPX hanging on to 6600 like it was promised 3000 years ago |
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| Quick nap then puts at 1 |
| All the billionaire peds didn’t build all those bunkers for nothing.. |
| I feel targeted |
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| Hell yeah. Huge pump, defying every major institution as they’re all short.\n\nMassive short squeeze in play right now for BTC. Need 72k break and we will see 90k this week. |
| Feds are actually saying rate cut in September is looking more likely. |
| 1 hour till press conference and Allah praying time |
| I just like being poor I guess |
| it could be 650 at 1pm and bers will still be fuk by EoD |
| Nothing ever happens so I bet taco |
| Tesla (space data centers) |
| Lies! I can immediately tank the market by buying calls |
| Gonna eat my 🌮 dipped in vodka tonight to maximize my trading instinct |
| Yeah but "tesla isn't a car company." Will always be the logic that props up the stock. |
| Well… were you all being racists? |
| psyop, recessions are where you should be degenerately gambling |
| lol POTUS doesn’t have the power to change his mind on this one and make it all go away overnight. |
| Troll face spy up lulz |
| No you |
| Dude are you defending a pedo rn ??? Like cmon |
| You're predicting ATHs when the ear ends but we were already setting lower highs before it started |
| Idk, one time we made a stock go so high they made a movie about it |
| Adjective-noun-number with private profile says recession is coming. Pack it up boys! |
| So mango dumps or pumps it? |
| SPY moving in 50C increments |
| looool |
| Y’all trying so hard to get this to retrace bearish because Reddit talked you into SQQQ lol |
| “I’d take the oil. I’d keep the oil. I would make plenty of money”\n\nA lot of ‘I’’s |
| Never sell MU |
| Shut up bot |
| Hey ?u/Emergency_Ad_9324 this guy is saying your numbers are BS and says you're an idiot for believing them. \n\nI'm not the one who gave that data, he is. And every Israeli death is immediately highlighted in the media and recorded by the government. Where are all these dead people and their relatives who are being hidden and hiding that someone died?? Israel literally plays up any single death of any citizen and you're claiming there is some huge massive hidden death toll. \n\nThis is pure delusional. |
| oil has doubled since the start of this war… only reason the market isn’t in full blown panic mode yet is because the last ships since the war has started will be arriving in the next week or two. If there isn’t a solution by then we will see a big sell off. So I would say Iran has a pretty big impact on the market |
| It's always been a scam |
| I smell another god candle brewing |
| You’re tripping |
| FLASH CRASH RYE NAOOOOOO |
| whats crazy is everyone in this sub combined couldn't do shit to move this market. We're all just floating along the wash. |
| The sell guy wants something you have that they can't get elsewhere, the buy guy just wants your money which they can get anywhere. So marginally, the sell guy? |
| Stop posting |
| It appears oil can stay anywhere between 75-114 and it doesn’t effect businesses. Cool. |
| Good |
| Tomorrow there will be more red than a chinese buffet |
| Do what now |
| Tesla kind of goes into boom and bust every now and then ... remember when it almost gonna under, and Musk tried to get Apple to bail him out. Tesla valuation is nothing but thin air! The only thing they got going is the energy business! As to the robotics, though promising. They are just too early! |
| Jamie and the clowns at his bank are always warning and worried about shit. Ignored.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/f4j47q4ueltg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14f15d2f450fc6a1d4190ae26d651f2fcd990a3 |
| His comments are meant to trap puts... i don't trust this either |
| Who owns CNBC? Versant. Who is the CEO of Versant? Mark Lazarus. Which religion is he?\n\nThere's your answer. Every. Single. Stein.\n\n |
| This will crash so hard. 🥭 is so so stupid and is bombing innocent countries. Sell your stocks soon because it’s gonna get really ugly. I sold all my stocks last week because a recession is coming |
| Times bears have said thank you: 0 |
| Wait is BTC going up? |
| Depends on the product. |
| The market is staying up because long term investors realize that we're set for a 10% bump once the war ends, you don't need to time the bottom, you just need to be close enough that you come out ahead |
| Taco Tuesday, or end of the world? Who’s to say.. who’s to say |
| is the market gonna be flat the whole day today? |
| Hello Billy ... don't beeee a bearr |
| You don't think it's high time you learn to read properly? Really? |
| SpaceX has Gwynne. |
| If mango nukes the middle east and gas goes up to 10$ a gallon, we'll still pump\n\nScam market |
| I got a few puts today. Did you ever thank me? |
| Stop falling for the same play over and over again |
| Bro no one died they rescued em |
| Even among other regards you really stand out lol |
| How is market up but my money is gone |
| T-minus 1 hour till markets crater |
| The price of oil absolutely has to do with demand for it, if the demand will go up because Europe is about to run out of the last of the shipments from the gulf you think that WTI will stay unaffected? |
| Bag holding intensifies |
| 665 EOD bers fuk |
| have some respect for the death |
| hes gona announce until iran gets tired of refuting and just say yes, its true. guy must think perseveration is a winning strategy. |
| India news isn't a reliable source...and Iran said not ceasefire |
| Some random guy said go balls deep when it hits $326 so I think I’m gonna do it |
| Another rejection at 658 t minus 1.5 min |
| We'll see what happens when they do it. They can't do much right now |
| who do you trust more, the guy asking you to buy something or that guy asking you to sell something to them |
| For the dumping, of course. |
| Yeah but what’s the kenya times saying |
| 🥭 said the Iranian peace plan was good but not good enough. We’re about to moon aren’t we 😭 |
| Its not much of a war tbh. They shot down a couple airplanes who cares. |
| Do you remember when your drunk, racist uncle was visiting for Thanksgiving, got sloshed, and absolutely went into a babbling, incoherent spiral? This will basically be the same. |
| Bers in here are struggling with emotional regulation. |
| You don't think having more space launches than every other country combined is a big deal? Really? |
| Oh shit, Enron got downgraded |
| SPY is up, oil is up. What’s not to love. Bullish on life and the economy. |
| It's running on pure retardium. Can't touch that power level |
| You already have a bet going - MU to 400.0 before 22-Apr-2026 10:48 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Helium for balloons |
| 655/656 0DTEs looking cheap |
| lets check the latest.... "Iran rejects ceasfire", "Fed Official says rate hikes are possible", "Israel/Iran hitting eachothers infrastructure", "oil ticks up .5%".... Sounds like a green day to me. |
| not high enough for a trumpdump yet |
| Some people do not realize how much money was printed during covid era. Trillions. Bibi trying to buy as much narrative control as he can. |
| BREAKING: my bank |
| Have you been in a coma? |
| Bro is going to take 20% of china's oil supply.\n\nBold strategy. Let's see how it plays out. |
| Today? Bc I need that |
| BLOWOFF TOP MOMENT FOR BTC. \n\nCRYPTO BROS, WE’RE ABOUT TO NUKE THE SHORTS. |
| T-bills and wait is legitimately a play here. Either that or hope someone accidentally adds you to the insider trading chat. |
| Flat markets bring the comment bots to the yard |
| The powers that be killing premiums so they can hedge for pennies this afternoon |
| Yeah, one hour |
| Musk can't deal with competition. All his companies die under competition. |
| My trading strategy simple, every night I shot gun two beers, down two shots, and immediately rip a blinker. Then I let the spirits of my ancestors tell me what to buy |
| no real earnings this week except APLD. That's how pathetic this week is. |
| I wish I had stopped trading ever since the war started.. |
| He's gonna announce it, doesn't mean it's true |
| Is the ticker stuck |
| Pull some 1984-type shit to justify mango-madness |
| BREAKING: Israel strikes petrochemical plant |
| According to our Congress, one day is the rest of their term... |
| I dont know what is worse. Trump is an idiot, openly flaunting law and causing global economic disruption. Then there are his advisors and fellow GOP just letting him carry on and not having the balls to stop him.\n\nIf ever sanity is returned to Washington I really doubt investigations will be opened into the mass financial gains made during his presidency.\n\nIt will take the US 30 years to recover from this mess of Trump presidency. |
| I will never use their services and I will never buy their stock. |
| $402 |
| trump is definitely gonna tank it for his cronies |
| Regarded lmao |
| CMON BRO WE AT WAR SPY SHOULD BE AT 500 |
| De ja vu |
| Fully expecting 🥭 to lie his ass off today and claim ceasefire talks are wrapping up to which we will pump 1% instantly |
| There's a limit on how many cars you can sell a year. Their stock price isn't justified but doesn't mean they're not successful. Model Y is the most sold car in 2025 - 3rd year in a row. They're doing okay |
| Is Orange talking today |
| What's your cost basis |
| how is it still pumping lmao |
| Every day for 10 days? Yes, high winds shut down wind turbines. But the idea that you will have zero generation for 10 days straight from a good mix of solar and wind is just not realistic. You do need to overbuild and you do need a lot of storage, but again, we're not talking about 100% from renewables any time soon. |
| India news is saying 🍊 may announce a ceasefire tonight. |
| This is why people hate news reporters, slimy fucks all of em |
| it would be so easy for future terrorist to disable just part of the electrical grid to generate massive chaos when the world is relying on AI datacenters. |
| it'll return when the war is over in 2-3 weeks. |
| then start buying or start shorting, and stop snortin |
| How is vix not mega red look at this volume |
| Yup. And one of the main complaints from the right about Biden was how he was old and senile. Yet, they vote for a guy who is only 3 years younger than Biden, who is also senile on top of being unhinged. Seriously, there should be a fucking age limit on the presidency.\n\nHow did we get to this point that we're allowing geriatrics to run the country? This is way past the retirement age at any normal job. |
| Because they are highly regarded |
| Just down 👇 |
| Doh! I just read it's worth really $120. |
| It’s giving consolidation |
| calling all my fund managers to see if they sold tsla on my index. if so, dumping the index and buying $TSLA with it. 🙂 |
| Yuan only. Tap to pay ok |
| Getting in my car and driving to the Canadian border as fast as possible if this happens. |
| Trap |
| Waiting till 12:58 and then buying a handful of 661c |
| Guy has an awful record on tipranks |
| So how far off the rails is this 1PM presser gonna be? |
| Bers need to focus |
| Once I break even on microcuck I’m never buying this shit stock ever again |
 Trump says Iran ceasefire proposal 'significant' but 'not good enough' as Hormuz Strait deadline nears The 45-day ceasefire proposal, which could lead to an end to the war, is reportedly being discussed by the U.S., Iran and a group of regional mediators. www.cnbc.com |
| the last 5 years are very different from what the next decade will look like at this rate. good luck finding the next nvidia. |
| Because Trump is going on a tirade? Honestly I have no idea lol |
| Pumping before press conference hype |
| I am liking this president more ever day. |
| Why is there no earnings thread |
| Not everything. Still got 1.05% to go lol |
| $TSLA is one of those stocks where it will randomly start squeezing and we all miss out |
| Mango mango |
| WH says a lot of stuff. |
| Not a ticker |
| Shit are we about to pump? |
| market is bullish |
| Default setting |
| I am perfectly ok with that |
| The powers that be are killing premiums so they can hedge for the announcement for pennies |
| cash, bonds, gold when it dips a lot. |
| PLEASE GO UP SILVER |
| NVDA is going to carry the whole market, this monster. |
| I'm really becoming a commodity trader, nothing else expect shorting altcoins works |
| Then the real dump begins |
| That works ill sell b4 EOD |
| I know it wont happen but I hope this Altman guy advocates for UBI, or the world's gonna have a lot of new problems to deal with... |
| Iran could announce buying MSFT calls as part of the deal and this shit would still end red |
| Spy 660 🔜 |
| Blue Origin will be re-launching their re-usable booster next week. After that it's just a matter of time before they reach SpaceX rhythm |
| UUUU, ETN, PWR |
| You forgot the explative and then some religious vehement |
| Any News? Why is SPY moving up |
| Ope puts are done but calls |
| 🥭 should threaten Iran with the ultimate weapon: Naming himself as the leader of Iran. 🥭 would drive that country into the ground in weeks. |
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| Bought amzn puts for next Friday if that helps |
| Holy fucking retard batman... |
| him |
| How is spy still up |
| There are millions of 0dte options volume today for SPY itself, and yes, people are spending considerable amounts of money to ensure that as many as possible of these options expire worthless |
| Becoming best friends with Barron and hope he drops you some info |
| Haven't run hard enough |
| What strike? |
| Norway still hold 1%+ of tsla despite almost constant criticism and dire underperformance\n\nThe truth is that most big discretionary funds are index huggers and don't dare not hold such a large component. When Norway finds the balls to dump its holding it will fall - until then nothing will happen. |
| MAKE ALLAH GREAT AGAIN |
| Dumps, and then Tuesday night pump! |
| Damn, the bagholders are spreading. |
| Not big enough. |
| The pump will continue until an actual ceasefire is announced. |
| Tesla to $280? |
| Spx night hit 6630 |
| So what’s the actual best plan to do here? What are those wealthy multi million dollars dude would be doing in these times? |
| Someone buy puts and pump me up just for today |
| I have short term puts that will go to zero if a deal is announced today, but I’m strongly strongly in favour of a deal.\n\nI just don’t see it happening 🙁 |
| It's a weekend for all Christian 1st world countries, though. |
| bought tsla. |
| Iran just isnt in the category of nations capable of impacting the market. This all couldve happened without the iran situation at all and deemed a subtle correction to the ai hype. Im switching to bol |
| Because fuck you, that's why! |
| i prefer to get my tax from the gays |
| Oil is going to have to go up like 10 bucks before XLE gets back to my breakeven. I swear energy stonks better rip after the deadline passes tomorrow. |
| Yes retards, I know, the market isn't rigged, I'm just stupid. Any other pearls of wisdom smartass? |
| Stfu pls |
| Tesla? |
| FOR THE LOVE OF GOD 560 |
| What war? |
| Godspeed bro 🫡 hope you make bank, but this is hella risky. |
| bears begging for the market to crash LMAO |
| This is about to crash so hard. 🥭 bombing innocent countries is so stupid he’s gonna cause a recession |
| Yeah I'm not buyin' it. |
| WH now says we could get a rate cut due to AI making productivity increase.....LMAO |
| Oil $200 spy $800 |
| Buy what you use (RDDT) and join [r/redditstock](/r/redditstock/) 🙂 |
| bought 50 lotto calls. prepare for theta or clifford |
| Is Al Jazeera down for anyone else? |
| My buddy hit a curb a popped the front driver's tire. Slapped a used one on from the nearby tire shop. This was like 2 years ago on a model s. Hasn't blown up\n\nYet places like Sam's and Walmart won't touch tesla tires |
| >Their PE is insane but they're doing okay given the context. \n\nThis is a growth stock that had negative growth...\n\n>Space X literally invented reusable rockets. You guys are so out of it lol. Who else has reusable rockets in the space industry? \n\nDude said there is no reason to invest in tesla when you can invest in spacex, so he agrees. \n\nBut you realize having tech nobody else has is not the only thing that matters, right? |
| Fidelity should've sent my loss letter to fuckn 🥭 |
| Markets are too unpredictable right now. I like it 😎 |
| True, others will eventually catch up. But today that is the edge that Tesla has. |
| so what is the bull's thesis for 2026, they think we are going to have another 15%+ year? |
| My smart TV is being monitored by Israel |
| It just goes straight up, this is so fucking fake. They are going to destroy any legitimacy the markets had |
| Fuck Microsoft |
| Yeah, I mean NVDA is up 1200% in the last 5 years. Clearly no way for young people to make money in this market 🤡 |
| We're getting GTA 7 before GTA 6 at this rate |
| Average dumb ber |
| lol no they won't. china is a paper tiger |
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| All the tesla holders selling to buy the spacex IPO. |
| Israel just refusing to get with the program. Do it on weekends you nerds |
| We already won the war |
| Where when you when learn efficient market hypothesis die?\n\nI was home watch Spy pump with oil prices when Mango ring\n\n"Praise be to Allah"\n\nNo |
| BLOODY RAPE! |
| calls on dinghys and other vessels of nautical nature |
| Pretty sure it’s just retail volume until after the clown speaks |
| \n🥭today: "We may or may not have a deal. All their leaders are dead, so we really don't know who's making decisions, but it sounds like we may have a deal, or it could be no deal, who knows..."\n\nBloomberg or WSJ immediately publish: "Trump Signals Ceasefire Deal Within Reach"\n\nAlgos pick it up. Market pumps 3% |
| If Iran gets a tax from the straight, i might throw a couple dollars in the Rial. Let's see, 1 million Rial would cost you \**checks notes*\*.... .76 cents. |
| Please crash |
| Nah Ceasefire is still rejected |
| I really enjoy donating money to whoever the fuck was on the other side of my trades today |
| nobody is spending millions of $ just to shake out your $100 worth of options, you're just bad at trading |
| 🙁 dumdum |
| Iran wants permanent end to war |
| my SPX puts are cooked. We definitely gonna pump all day long |
| This price feels so fake |
| It’ll take nothing for Tesla to hit 420 on no news. These days we see 25$ intraday swings. We could hit 420 even this week, look at the IV, could equally hit 300 too. Tesla is moving like it’s a penny stock. |
| THIS. Brilliant. |
| Means gonna pump, always reverse majority WSB opinion |
| Why green? |
| Spy is going to 300 once these stupid fucks are finished with their scam |
| wtf wow |
| Trending up 2 dollars from last week ber season is over by the looks of it. Calls are indeed printing nicely |
| Isn’t that negotiating with extra steps? |
| So buy all you can then. |
| But i put all my money on one trade 🙁 |
| Your educational experience obviously was an email lmao |
| Rug it |
| Klarna calls all in |
| Going high beta with APLD for max gains on the rebound |
| it's not rigged, you just bet wrong |
| Tim Apple got a big green dick |
| Apparently some insider leaked that rockstar likely going to delay GTA 6 again lmfao\n\nJuly puts on TTWO lookin real tasty rn |
| Can we just let the market makers win already and stay flat for next 2 days? Then, circuit breakers on wednesday and we get the ohhhh whyy did it have to dump after i sold my puts |
| #When America collapses and dies are they going to refund all taxes we ever paid? LMAO🤌 |
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| They dropped me successfully |
| Well that’s too damn bad!! - holes |
| It’s great but you still need to supervise, so it’s like 98% maybe fsd but if you have to pay attention then a competitor like rivian with 85% fsd isn’t much worse. Fsd isn’t going to be a monopolized product |
| oof yea see how that works out for ya buddy |
| I’m in |
| Metals deader than a doorknob |
| habibi i dont feel so good |
| where the f do u live? Siberia? |
| While there's no way this happens, I've never been more glad to be older and prior service than I am right now. Insanity. |
| It's a trap! |
| Yep. I dunno nothing no mo |
| Just dont lose money, how hard can that be? Lmfao (Down 1/3rd of fridays gains) |
| Cathie Wood said BTC is maturing \n\nTranslation: My investors are leaving because I'm a fucking idiot. |
| Quadrupling my hedge of USO calls before close. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Don’t forget the bow on top |
| Well that’s too damn bad |
| TSLA real value is like 10$/share |