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| no one can afford to execute and institutions only dump. your safe. |
| Got approval to sell to China |
| Approval for h200 sales in cheina |
| It’s okay to not wash ur hands after u pee if u didn’t pee on urself |
| If you are a Burry Disciple in 2025, you deserve what is coming |
| 204 |
| Please don’t pump GOOG before market open, need to double my 350 March ‘26 got only 19k on it |
| Oh look - it’s the first of the new and cutting edge Cable Companies, offering a broad range of channels and movies, totally groundbreaking |
| Wipe ur ber tears |
| It was inevitable that NVDA was going to moon \n\nIt’s all just a matter of timing it. |
| Also cut workforce by 50% |
| >Nvidia to give us 25% cut of H200 China revenue\n\nFull on banana republic level corruption. |
| Clarifying question: If you crossdressed, would you be a pretty e-girl |
| It’ll be 182 by open |
| NVDA must have had good earnings or some shit. |
| Yea he’s not swallowing hot loads and building ballrooms for nothing |
| need to cu>!ddle!< |
| There was a random pump at 1pm and another random 5 min pump before close. Also you do know after hours exist right? NVDA is up 3% already. |
| Same trend. As I make gains, with a bigger base, I accept more loss until I go full tilt and blow it. Started taking 40-50% of each gain out and keeping my base lower. Working really well and consistently taking money out. |
| Socialism |
| Donny pump tweet |
| That's why I always buy 2 Liter bottles. It's always 2 liters.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/tc5bpvwr326g1.png?width=1288&format=png&auto=webp&s=4282d6689be68b8547e924bdec2e98efcd18ee54 |
| You still have a chance, but looking bleak with this pop. |
| Honestly i'd put it at 50/50. Economy is not looking good but jpow has sweaty nightmares about inflation it seems. |
| https://preview.redd.it/i7jdmu3p326g1.jpeg?width=1106&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdec94104f157ed3ad253d9c56007efeb4c25d6e |
| How is French fries and ketchup not a salad |
| China would rather have NVDA chips from 2 years ago than Googl TPU technology from 10 years ago LMAO |
| Hand jobs behind the Wendy’s dumpster? Pays well |
| What if at open nvda goes back to $185 |
| Can't decide whether I want to see China come out and reject the H200s, or for NVDA to sell a bunch of them and have to include a new line item in their next ER for this 25% grift tax |
| I guarantee I know more than you |
| Holding CBP calls overnight. |
| Pepsi my balls |
| Same so happy |
| Is NVDA a bull trap? Should I sell all my GOOGL shares and full portfolio to NVDA?????? |
| Why do you use WS instead of webull! Isn’t ws way too expensive? |
| So will rest of mag 7 play catch up? Or they going to bleed while everyone jumps into NVDA? |
| https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/08/business/media/trump-netflix-paramount-deal.html\n\nDo you like democracy? If you like demovracy NFLX MUST win. Kushner is on the other side. So we all know who WILL win. |
| Nobody knows if It’s gonna go up or down or in fucking circles |
| Probably my luckiest trade ever. Bought a couple Nvda calls one hour before close. Wish it was more than 2. |
| META and MSFT are also lagging. Maybe next year if they can show how GPU CapEx is paying off. |
| This market is more like an ORGY on a Merry Go Round than a Bull Market. |
| Hey guys any advice for me. I'm unemployed and have been for many months and can't find a job here in canada. don't know what to do honestly |
| 18 month old chips |
| Ah ok, I knew rate cuts would be involved but I should look up those Brad Jacobs interviews. |
| amazon will sell h200 knock off chinese chips in 2028 for 2 dollars |
| Wellness checks for Burry cultists who didn’t close their positions. |
| Where all the Ghey Googl fan boys who were saying that NVDA was cooked 😭😭 |
| TELUS all about it |
| I mean 9/10 stocks I looked at in the last 5 years are up 120% or more. So yeah it can. |
| Or cut performance bonuses….. |
| It doesn't say it plans to reduce prices by 20%. It plans to cut 20% of it's products (i.e. stop producing certain products). \n\n \nThe price reductions are unknown. |
| i happened to get a job at at&t/direct tv on some of the streaming apps right around when they bought HBO. god what a shit show of a company. I was there less than a year , in a higher up engineer role, and I told my project manager as I left that th ebest thing they could probably do to improve it at least in engineering was lay off 50% . It was like walking in quicksand with the number of completely retarded people there. Easily the worst place i've ever worked. Ironically, the office I was at had really really shitty at&T reception |
| Dang that's pathetic. Worse than spy. Should be dropped from the mag 7. |
| RDDT |
| If a restaurant has Pepsi products I actively avoid that restaurant. |
| I wish I could just invest in their AWS business |
| Ya but 🥭 confirmed it himself now. |
| Imagine owning a home prior to COVID and not coming out ahead 😂 sounds good, regular ol retard. |
| That's a shit take. |
| One potato per bag |
| You tell ‘em bro |
| Low Frequency Trading |
| I don’t get why nvda is bleeding up and not a instant 5-10% spike |
| Directions unclear, liberating the gf and sliding into Maduro's DMs. |
| H200 is the chemical hazard training code for explosive materials. Anyway, I hear Nvidia is selling H200 chips in China... |
| NVDA spike |
| 90% is the cost of RAM |
| AMZN is past due for a run. |
| No sweat I’m not worried about it. Not my favorite position so I’m writing OTM leaps. I’m good with max profit. |
| The sad thing is as a sole sentence the idea of cutting back fat and decreasing prices seem like a good thing.\n\nUnfortunately you are probably right the product will suffer and the margins will go up to make up for lost revenue. This is America everyone is disposable and line must always go up no matter what. Making as much as last year is seen as failure no matter how successful that could still be. |
| Has OP sold yet? |
| It took me getting to Halliburton to see a similar 44% return. |
| So? Be glad they arent down more. Companies cant grow their stock value by 50% every year when they are this big |
| GOOGL DO Something omg |
| retail is low margin.\n\n70% of profit comes from Ads + Aws.... |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Fantastic_Barbie made a bet that SNOW would go to 286.715 within **1 week** when it was 260.65 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 18 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Standard 25 cut plus standard dot plot for 2026 = slightly green week. Uncertain 2026 plan or no/smaller cut = -5%. The only thing that causes a huge spike is an emergency 50bps cut - unlikely. But, with this china news we should be seeing +1 percent off the back of tech on its own |
| Most definitely, I still don’t know where he came ulna that number |
| 👍 😂 |
| I should’ve known this was coming after I saw Jensen basically blush talking about 🥭 |
| 25% of sales paid to government LMAOOO fucking generational grift |
| Didn't we get that info earlier? |
| I have this trend where I make modest gains each trade and fuck up big once to do it all over again. |
| Aren’t lays snack size bags 1.5 oz now? 😂😂😂 |
| Yeah. If things are green tomorrow may get out and then take a little bit and but some otm right before earnings for the fun of it. |
| Pamp it grandpa! Ber lining behind Wendy's licking their lips. |
| Cheapest H200 I found on ebay is about $32K |
| over 200 billion in market cap increase in a few mins not enough? Stop buying 50% OTM weekly regards |
| Because that would be the bullish setup, need a dip to springboard us to ATH. Rest of the structure is nearly mature. |
| Was that a big comp adjustment when they took over Red Hat? Confluent pay is considerably higher than IBM. |
| On the daily chart, the dip in SPY since the ATH looks like an echo of our liberation. |
| One time I had my transaction set to "Buy" when I intended to sell lol, doubling the position I wanted to offload 😅 |
| Bullish! |
| Lets hope one day $AMZN moves up like $GOOGLS run this year...70% YTD.\n\n \nBut in the meanwhile....\n\n \n\-1% 1 YEAR CHART.... $AMZN is HUGE lagging PoS.\n\n \nmanagement need buy backs. Focus on profitability and less dilution... |
| Then fuck off |
| H200 to gyna. |
| KO still better |
| The modern day version of Barbarians at the Gate is playing out before our eyes |
| With purchase orders from China, NVDA is gonna blow pass 200 easily.\n\nI mean, even at 190 there's still ten dollars per share profits ahead. |
| *Could be* Wall Street's next darling. |
| have have a case of serious retardation. |
| IV crushed gg |
| rather have the Ellisons control Warner bro than Netflix tbh |
| What’s the 10 bagger for tomorrow? |
| It’s up $9 a share or $90 pre split. What more do you want ? |
| Not reading allat |
| ‘Even so, a Republican Senator claims that "chlorophyll addicts are hamstringing American business … by insisting that our manufacturers comply with regulations ignored by foreign competition."’ Of course we’d be living in a John Brunner novel |
| Almost 200% |
| Well of course but that’s okay . I’d rather have China rely on Nvda tech to train their own versus cutting them off completely and letting them focus on accelerating only their own tech . |
| let trump cook nvidia don't disturb orange president with your peasant problems |
| Chinese online retailers are too inconvient for mass appeal |
| It’s even more amazing when you say it that way. 5/5 other stocks I checked are up 120% over 5 years. That’s crazy! |
| They probably waited with this piece of information until after-hours because they wanted to see how many tard traders are going to sell thinking No-Data announcement is actually going to be bad for stocks.\n\nNo way they woke XI at 6 AM for this. |
| Rip WB employees |
| wtf did I miss between close and now for Nvidia? Why the sudden pump post market? |
| Nvda 200 by open pls |
| Daddy huang replied to trump |
| I think many can explain better. It appears anticipated rate cuts was the initial catalyst. Additionally Brad did a really good interview late last week with the Economic Club of New York and he ran the opening bell at the NYSE on Friday. Some of the YouTube analysts are on board including Steve Fiorilo who has a good following. Anticipated M&A as Brad said they are zeroing in on 7 potential companies to acquire. |
| i owned a home when i was 24 years old 6 years ago, sold it for breakeven when i realized i didn't wanna be a retard paying the value of the home in interest over 30 years. I'll pay in full cash when the times right, enjoy that mortgage trap retard. |
| No one can...it's never happened el o el\n\n \nTASH CO FK U JASSY |
| What if they aren’t releasing the data because it’s too good and they want to get the largest position possible beforehand |
| I am still bullish, next frontier for AI is robotics and AMZN will no doubt benefit massively |
| Just a bull trap |
| Failing database design? Are you still living in 2012? "All their customers are legacy?" I don't think you know a single thing you're talking about. Do you still think MongoDB is only self hosted and not ACID compliant? |
| None of the old exec would wear leather, nothing to blame but themselves |
| TPU inference tokens are *exponentially* cheaper than GPU-based tokens for the same output but yeah sure NVDA $300 |
| There ya go |
| The Lay's bags are already more than half air while the prices went up 50% or more. Expect 1 whole chip in a bag of Lay's! |
| UNDER PERFORM SP500 BY 2X LOL |
| You cannot read. \n\nPerfect for r/wsb |
| My experience with an IBM acquisition was nothing like the doom narrative you’re selling. Yes, there was sales friction, but the business grew, smart people stayed, and none of the apocalyptic FUD you’re pushing ever happened. I was at Red Hat. The place is still full of extremely competent engineers doing real work, not whatever caricature you’re imagining.\n\nIBM is enormous. Some acquisitions are disasters, some aren’t. Pretending your outcome is the universal one just signals that you’ve generalized a personal failure into a grand theory.\n\nAs for Scott Adams, he’s not some insider sage documenting corporate life. He’s a conspiracy-minded crank who pivoted into grievance monetization. There’s nothing profound about it, and invoking him doesn’t strengthen your argument.\n\nIf your experience was that catastrophic, I am sorry you went through that, but don’t project it onto everyone else. What you’re describing sounds more like a you-problem than an IBM-problem. |
| 10 bps usually dont happen. There are no rules against it but most things in the system are calibrated to 25 bps increments. So, it wil not benefit anyone to cut at awkward values. Most will see it as indecisiveness. If they cut 25 bps and say no more cuts, we will see a big red as many investors think kevin hassett as next fed chair who is pro-cuts. |
| Thanks for understanding Avocado! |
| AMZN YTD being almost in the red is a feat of its own. |
| whats the bull case on shitco $AMZN |
| Over pennies. To collect a rake. That SCOTUS is debating as well |
| lol it's still pumping |
| why is Netflix a shitshow? specifically. |
| Please tell me Tesla is not dead. I staked all of my hopes and dreams into these calls. |
| Why nvda not jumping more |
| Bad, bigger monopoly |
| I sold Google to buy amazon then it dumped....im sorry.\n\n \nyou bullish still on amzn or done with it? |
| America made a whole $25% during that little spat. GOOD JOB PRESIDENT TRUMP! |
| Thanks for the post! I bought 500 shares at 24.80 after I saw this and I am up a good amount. Just a question: Are you planning to long hold this or do you have a certain price point you are looking for before taking profit? |
| https://preview.redd.it/byvsahkj226g1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd719d01fbf3b298a447d92c5322fc26b262b8d |
| On which case? The tarriffs one is a lose-lose as far as I can tell because if 🥭 wins then he can continue to bring new tariffs under IEEPA, and if 🥭 loses then we're going to owe a fuck-ton of refunds, the bond vigilantes will throw hands, and 🥭 will slap on new tariffs under a different statute. |
| Psky is taking it |
| Extra $5B in revenue.\n\nWidening losses by $10B. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 |
| Take a deep breath, brother. And buy nvda |
| Same activist raider that successfully won a fight against Southwest Airlines $LUV. Activist investors = SCUM. |
| i feel ya man.\n\n \ni just see $GOOGL on the 70% YTD\n\n$MSFT On 20%\n\n \nand this is like 10% in the last 2 YEARS!\n\n \nLAGGING SPY 5 YEARS :(\n\n \nsoo yea |
| Since Paramount moidered every single IP they could get their hands on, they are looking for more IPs to victimise. Fill the pen with hogs to slaughter with idiotic unwatchable decisions |
| They are still gonna copy paste it though |
| His point is it is one of the best investments you can make and it is down yoy |
| Lmaoo |
| Hey, guy!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/yfdrldof226g1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc5cd667266b077e0680d316b0cd38703f7fe2e9 |
| I bought AMZN instead of NVDA or GOOG beginning of the year because I am highly regarded |
| More diabetes = calls on NVO |
| How much you up |
| Agreed, fuk r ber |
| so is it good or bad if NFLX wins the bid? I don't even know anymore |
| It's only up 45% on the 5 year chart, basically covering inflation at best. |
| See dude. In less than 2 hours. Idiots be making fun of you because their trades are doa |
| It literally does not matter my positions\n\nIve been burnt holding 100 contracts. 1000 contracts\n\nWhat if i told you today im holding 0? Would you believe me\n\nBecause who the fuck cares. Theres no fucking backbone in this country. Spineless coward\n\nI love intel. Wheres the fucking forced deals for Intel? Wheres the fucking foundry investments? Convenience capitalism when the ground feels shaky |
| It's arguable that NOT selling to china is just shooting your own foot because \n\n1. Google showed that you don't even need Nvidia chips\n\n2. OpenAI has access to all the chips and yet is quickly falling behind\n\n3. You're accelerating chip independence from china |
| Ur fucked |
| too choppy for me today. grabbed some $GOOGL 12/19 320 calls |
| Burry got it right this time you guys! 🤣🤣 |
| More news for nvda or just delayed pump? My 190c monthlies are itm now lmao |
| NFLX is a shitshow faster you pull money out of that company the better |
| How to open calls after market close |
| Vol is 1 mil |
| A whooping .1%\n\nThe apocalypse is near I guess |
| Makes me fuck pillows |
| Yeah you got me, your mom made up a 400% spike in double cheeseburger orders for Q4. Buy calls. |
| creepiest pictures ever of David Ellison and Jared Kushner waiting for daddy 🥭 to step in and give them Warner Brothers. I just looked the USA up on Wikipedia and it’s officially classified as a banana republic |
| Would AI really let someone go home from the office if they didn't meet their quarterly production goals? The leased car is AI controlled and will not unlock. \n\nAnd if the worker did manage to get home somehow, would the electricity actually be on? Furthermore, does a large cardboard box under a freeway bridge even have electricity in the first place? |
| Trump strong arms the deal to go to his buddy at paramount. Netflix saves $70b |
| LOOK AROUND |
| They need the H200 Biglytime |
| I would like to thank all the regards who sold NVDA because of the TPU shit, 🤣🤣🤣\n\nPeeps have no idea what TPU is and what it does; its a lie fabricated by market-makers to grab your shares. |
| In fact, indeed, bers fucked hard. |
| I quit my job and work for u |
| Red day btw |
| Netflix dropped when the WBD deal got announced. Now it dropped even more when Paramount overbid them?? Make it make sense. Im long. This is a free ride. Buy stocks tho. Can take a month or two for free 15-20% return |
| Because they didn't have this much money. The hostile bid includes funding from Jared Kushner and Saudi Arabia |
| Facts |
| Paramount is winning the bid |
| Still waiting on the improved fed budget outlook after DOGE - any word yet on that? |
| SPY is taxed differently because it’s an ETF. SPX is an index, so a portion of your gains is taxed as long term, whereas all of the tax you pay on ETF is short-term, unless you hold it long-term of course. |
| Cut prices? Yes\n\nHow?\n\nThey will cut serving size. Expect smaller cans and bottles for soda. And the Lays bags will be more than half filled with air\n\nTLDR: Calls |
| Yawn 🥱 wake me up when vix over 40 please |
| Daddy huang post |
| You spelled especially wrong |
| Give em 20 bucks and smack his ass. Like always |
| Pump won't hold overnight 😡😡😡😡- A lonely ber typing this with tears in his eyes |
| H200 is much better than the h20 that was initially being pitched\n\nChina is going to eat that shit up . Bears fuck |
| Amazing Amazon, one of the biggest companies in the world, is down $.21 since this time last year |
| I think they jawbone on QE and try to delay talking about it until early next year. Hawkish cut and dots moving up tomorrow. |
| And there she is nvdia reclaims 190, guys what a weird market. |
| Nazis want to tell you what to think on all channels. not just a few |
| RIP if you didn’t cover, Nvidia is the market |
| Down just $22?!? In this economy? |
| Whys that mate. |
| Congrats you became another statistic |
| Taco Tuesday |
| Need Donny to kill the Netflix deal to save my calls 🧑🦼➡️ |
| 🤔 |
| #CRWV gonna spike back up because of this good news about NVDA H200 chips being allowed in china. |
| Yuge cock BIGLY |
| NFLX is so cooked |
| I wonder how many jobs Elliot group has cost people overall since their founding |
| PEPSI TO THE MOON! USA USA USA! |
| One bols bros thesis is that the SC, out of all things, will save the economy. Wild times |
| More diabetes= B U L L I S H |
| After all these years the intro to “Money for Nothing” still gets me rock hard |
| It’s wild how cheap these goons will sell out their own country |
| can I date her if she is? |
| Most of you probbaly aren't monitoring this stock but can anyone explain QXO's insane consistent climbup this past week? Not that I'm complaining, |
| Can we get CRWV move?? |
| just put a few hundred dollars betting that fed won't cut rates and will keep them the same. am I retarded or will is that the last of my money i'll ever see? |
| NVDA casually eating through the $680M call wall at 190\n\nFuck your puts |
| why september? |
| Imagine if Amazon actually went up |
| AH pump may have just hooked you up! |
| Moh is still free money. |
| I am so sad I have NFLX calls rn. I feel like I must have been drunk when I bought them, but I don't drink. |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Devastaytah made a bet that NVDA would go to 190.0 within **1 week** when it was 181.39 and it did, congrats gigabrain.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 0 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| nvda going back to $160 guys!!! - deranged regarded bers |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/BatNice6204 made a bet that NVDA would go to 190.0 within **4 days** when it was 182.83 and it did, congrats gigabrain.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| GDP growth of 18% a quarter |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/TransportationKey455 made a bet that NVDA would go to 190.0 within **1 week** when it was 181.86 and it did, congrats gigabrain.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 0 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| NVDL is almost always a good play |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/ugh-wetlanders made a bet that NVDA would go to 190.0 within **1 week** when it was 180.56 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Just a little insider dump n pump. Gotta buy Xmas presents for Ghislaine |
| That’s the whole point! |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/FoundationRegular661 made a bet that NVDA would go to 190.0 within **1 day** when it was 185.67 and it did, congrats autist.\n\nTheir record is now 8 wins and 24 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Hopefully my 190cs triple tomorrow. 10k at 1.04 a piece. |
| I could actually see it going to 25 or even 23 this week in the most extreme case then back up. |
| NVDA will quickly reach 196 in the next few trading days, I am not selling a single share.\n\nTo be honest, even at 189 its still a buy 😆😆😆 |
| His use of capitalization makes me cringe every time I read his garbage |
| honestly, I can't predict reaction to jpow, but the downside risks are for sure higher this time\n\nwhich is why I think it goes up after if no issue, but I am not playing the event, IV also higher than usual around that, not worth it\n\nafter jpow I can re enter ER plays, if I want to |
| 🥭 destroys socialist commies by making inflation go to -%700 |
| You just stay there AMZN trying to build my position before takeoff 🚀 |
| just staring continuously at 6850 until after the fed, from below, from above, from below, from above, from below |
| Already more entertaining than Succesion |
| Use intense mw2 favela music so you expect surprises |
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| Crazy how the mag7 turn tables. |
| I know nobody knows for sure but are there any guesses on what happens to SPY if, for example, fed only cuts 10 bps? Or cuts 25 but says definitely no more cuts? |
| So nothing to derail cut Wednesday 💪. |
| If you're not sure the tech is real but the company says it is, buy. If it's fake, shareholder derivative suit. If it's real, your calls keep printing. |
| Yes good point |
| I better start saving the cores now then |
| We will see |
| Nah, I saved your comment from last time, just wanted to see what you would say today. At least now I know you are someone who lies about positions. No wonder you never post screenshots, just spamming the thread with supposed entries and exits. |
| Just an absolute waste of time |
| I wish I would be honest with myself about this, because this is exactly how my calls have played out time and time again. |
| Fuck, I sold my NVDA calls, not all of them but still, fuck xDDD |
| Looks like AI is cool again |
| Just making shit up as we go totally transparent and very legal! |
| This clown makes tons of shit trades and pretends he is a genius. |
| I’M GONNA BE A STAR STAR |
| Bonds skyrocketing too! Let’s go! |
| So I bought 5 QQQ 4dte calls 10 minutes before regular market close. Then QQQ shot up in the final 10 minutes, and is continuing to go up AH.\n\nI dine well tonight 😋🥩🍷 |
| Oops meant to say nvda pump |
| NVDA H200s allowed to be sold in China. |
| *Siri, set alarm for 7:15pm*\n\n🧔♀️: bombing Venezuela at 6:15.\n\n*NO. Set alarm for 7:15.*\n\n🧔♀️: Texting your Ex “I want you back” with eggplant emoji. \n\n\n🧔♀️: Message sent. |
| We will all be rich! |
| Come back Thursday. |
| https://preview.redd.it/glud5xqx026g1.png?width=829&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e341c05933c3592bdf9a2bcd79499ad271f1520 |
| NVDA and TSM are fucking pumping after hours 😂😂 |
| I’m just here to make money .. what’s tomorrow? |
| 🍊 saved my spy calls 😂 |
| I don’t wanna hear anything about WBD idgf.. next topic |
| Its pathetic to cry at the casino\n\nHe did this on November 20th when everything randomly fell “we’ll allow chip sales”\n\nToday when yields are skyrocketing “we’ll allow chip sales”\n\nHoly shit. We are so corrupt of a nation. So fucking corrupt\n\nTariff or not. Is the 25% tariff on exports legal according to SCOTUS?\n\nThis is just a mega waste of time tbh |
| So they will increase it by 12 so they done in 2 lmao |
| And I meant it!\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/Rye5tI14uk |
| I read a comment here that said it was 4m again and I thought it meant months. buying AMZN calls 4 months out now |
| Everything I chase dumps. |
| 🥭 |
| NVDA 236 EOW LFG |
| Already covered and took profit, you're so late to the party. |
| And kick deez nuts |
| maybe I'm chasing and ready for the dump? |
| Wow. I am a content connoisseur on reddit. I guess that means I upvote a lot.\n\nI pretty much upvote anything except weird butt stuff. \n\nJ/k I upvote that too. |
| Inverse this guy on everything he does |
| 🥭 going to put 50 % tariffs on fertilizer to save the farmers . He is fixing bidens mess . Thank you for your attention to this matter . |
| katy perry bought? dump it |
| Cancelled jobs report, GDP report and now inflation report. Let’s fucking pump it. |
| #ALWAYS BELIEVED FROM THE OPENING BELL |
| Oh just you wait you little gey ber |
| Lose, FFS, it's spelled lose. |
| % for u % for u everyone gets a % |
| What about $TRI? Been taking a shit recently and 71% owned by a family. |
| The year is 2030.\n\nYou drive to your rented property in your leased car after a rough day at the office; you didn't meet the AI-defined quarterly production goals. You snack on an apple ($3) and save the core to return for the $1 core fee. You try to play a nostalgic old game to unwind, but when you fire up the app to log into your Geforce NOW gamestreaming account, you can't access any games because the Klarna payment didn't go through.\n\nUh oh, better see if they'll let you make your contractual monthly plasma sale early, before you have to downgrade your car lease subscription and lose the premium heating and air conditioning package. |
| My 686 calls should print tomorrow , thanks to leather man |
| nvidia $ 300 tomorrow or your wife is lesbian |
| Have you ever..\n\nObsessed over a stock's price movements because you are at a big loss and figuring out when to sell\n\nBut then found out you already sold it |
| GIVE ME MY MONEY NVDA |
| I don't listen to bers because I notice how poor they are |
| They are chasing again. Dump it!! |
| $25% |
| NVDA dumping on the bears |
| Convincing yourself that you have a reliable system after losing 60% of your port, is what gets you to $0 unfortunately |
| She’s a 2. |
| weren't you the guy shorting QQQ from the 590s? |
| $500 is when you want to unless you are going to get in and out daily |
| wheres the juice |
| Dafuq was this a slow meltdown day today for |
| Cut rates to zero. Full send SPY to 9000. Boomers happy, zoomers can buy SPY at PE30 with CVNA included. Give poor people 2k. Everybody happy. |
| Should have bought NVIDIA calls instead of Netflix calls 🙃🙃🙃 |
| Buy the dip!!!! |
| Im in the bubble camp and I still think its a good buy |
| Gonna spend tomorrow revenge trading from today. |
| Can we just have Healthcare? |
| alcohol and edibles |
| And just like that, this batch of bears have been annihilated.\n\nNew batch incoming |
| I can finally stop bag holding! |
| Spy dump goog dump nvda dump what an incredible day lfgggg |
| NVDA UP AH CUZ 🥭 TRUTH \n\nPresident Trump Posts On Truth Social "... NVIDIA's U.S. Customers are already moving forward with their incredible, highly advanced Blackwell chips, and soon, Rubin, neither of which are part of this deal. My Administration will always put America FIRST. The Department of Commerce is finalizing the details, and the same approach will apply to AMD, Intel, and other GREAT American Companies." |
| puts free money then. good luck regard. |
| Time to buy puts yet for CVNA? |
| Yes! Cable was awesome |
| If you're in the "It's not a bubble" camp, NVDA is cheap. |
| If you look at the press releases and the timing of options orders around the NVDA news, it's clear there was some serious market manipulation and insider trading occurring. |
| But those news came before market was closed? |
| US taxpayers will somehow finance this through Trump Corp |
| Hoping for a new all time high |
| 120 seems pretty steep in 2 days. I think you're right in shorting, but I think the drop will be around 126 max in 2d |
| lol that would be funny 100 krabby patties |
| Must be nice. |
| S&P 500 down today, port up 0.3% today, down 20% MTD. DM to buy my course today |
| Fuck it, why not. |
| My guess we get a little pump tomorrow. 2% rug tomorrow. Another 2% down by Friday. \n\nFlat the following week. Maybe a little run up to new years? |
| You'll mind once they start charging you $200/mo for your HBOflixPrime+ subscription |
| Nvidia to the moon? |
| Mango market manipulation |
| Thoughts on ambiq micro?\nUp 20% off bottom. |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Been accumulating NVDA shares btw 179 and 184 for the past few days, and was mocked by many regards here.\n\nFinally it paid off, it hits 189 now and more 🤣🤣🤣 |
| OUR calls WILL recover |
| this aged poorly |
| This whole day was a ber trap |
| Now that we have government itself pumping the shit outta AI; JPow will just have to cut rates, confirm they ended QT on 1st Dec, and mention "we have to consider balance sheet expansion" without actually doing QE for us to have one of the best December on record. |
| Burry trained in ninjutsu all year to face Jensen just to have player 🍊 join the match |
| So why is NVDA just now pumping? |
| MP and Lithium Americas (LAC) are the farmers Trump is helping out with that $12B. Sorry, but that means you should put away your soybean and corn futures plays. One analyst even cheekily stated last week that 2026 would be a "rare year." Sure will be for the rare earths he was alluding to. \n\nDo what you want, but not adding rare earths into the end of the year for a 2026 explosion is just stupid. |
| loser stocks like META. GOOG ,MSFT holding back SPY |
| Tism |
| So like cable? Calls on Comcast |
| Ber literally deleted from earth |
| if he could just cancel all tarrifs, we promise we'll all forget |
| I choose team Krampus over that jolly fat fuck |
| BREAKING NEWS AMZN IS A HOE |
| NFLX dropped on the original WBD acquisition news and will probably drop again when 🥭 makes them lose lmao |
| SPY 700 gives shades of SPY 500 in January of 2022, ain’t no way we go into a bear market anytime soon though so it’ll probably be spy 800 that is the fakeout |
| He was probably able to break even at least. Hopefully he sold at least half, I'm sure he'll keep us updated |
| Keeping two nuts is your goal? Rebound in tech with Goog, AWS, and possibly META because they seem to have some volume at 666.47 but Google Glass announcements and AI Apple Sauce Execs, I'll watch. Maybe rotation into UAL, AGLT, DAL, CCL, IWM.\n\nAlthough, maybe Trump opening the NVDIA H200 chips to China frees recipicle tarrifs. Other chips could buy, but the PLA dug in their heels. |
| Suddenly my wife came home and everything is fine at home |
| You tell Timmy to claim his Bitcoin in a new wallet using the new encryption standard in the forked Blockchain. You set a reasonable cutoff point like 10 years in the future beyond which point Bitcoin on the old chain can't be claimed on the new chain (the goal being to have the cutoff before SHA-256 is blown wide open so that nobody can break wallets like Satoshi's and fraudulently claim them). A successful transition would happen in several steps with plenty of time to establish consensus. It's certainly not an unsolvable problem and there are several theoretical proposals out there if you care to Google it. |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| michael burry meeting podcast with mr.president is cancelled he is pissed with trump betrayal |
| HBO Max is a thing in Europe, lol. What are you on about |
| NVDA puts |
| I sincerely hope they acquire Warner over Netflix. Strictly on the quality of material to come from it. |
| Confidently wrong redditor |
| I will try to accept his lifestyle. But when he runs out of money I dont know what we will do. |
| Honestly I wouldnt mind if they would just combine all of these streaming services into one |
| NVDA going to $200. \n\nBullish AF |
| We are so back |
| Bought itm for the lead up. If it wasn’t for the fed on Wednesday I’d probably roll the die with their earnings. Feel like everything’s gonna dip once joow starts talking. |
| ber r fuk |
| Mango allowing NVDA to sell to China |
| theres people adamant bynd is gonna pump to 25$ any day now... |
| Even bread 🥖 |
| Upper bollinger band on NVDA daily is about $195. This puppy has room to run. |
| There's always one coming to town. |
| Damn 🥭 just be pumping NVDA like crazy, I wonder if it's because he had a pleasant 69 with Jensen |
| Just wait until we get closer to the deadline on the 19th. They're probably gonna repeal tariffs and start forking out DOGE checks |
| Don't be a debbie downer |
| Holy nvda pump im so back |
| Burry big mad |
| stop blaming “market manipulation” for why you lost all of your money on weeklies \n\nlevel up instead of whining on here, nobody cares |
| If you ever feel regarded, or hopeless, or stupid. Just remember there are people out there still holding AMC shares from 2020 hoping it will squeeze |
| Michael buried |
| Will my SPY 687 call be saved tomorrow? |
| She's a 10 but posting bearish fud in the chat |
| how many contracts and what price did you buy for spy? |
| Yep that’s exactly what I need to wait for to switch rn. My main Schwab account doesn’t have to deal with pdt so I didn’t even realize this was a thinf |
| TSM is about to skyrocket. I mean I guess as NVDA goes up so does TSM |
| Make sense. Yeah there was sudden huge spike right before as usual |
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| Oh my bad, to be fair I'm around 20+ years your elder and have bad eye sights from working in tech for 2 decades. Also as a long time member of this sub, me no read too good.\n\nAlso you talk more like the boomers and Gen X I interact with at my work man, I thought you're relatively old like me. You're at the age where you kinda have nothing to lose chasing the dragon, but you don't want to be caught with life changing events without money. Not financial advice but if I'm your age with that liquidity, I'd to do a 10-20-30-40 split; 40% in index fund leaps, 30% in Magic 7 leaps(I'd just stick to GOOGL and NVDA tbh), 20% in leaps for non-Magic 7 large caps with huge growth based on current trends(SNDK, MU, NBIS, CRWV, PRIM, etc), then 10% just play monthlies on whatever is shooting up.\n\nI'm doing 70% gamble and 30% in leaps now because it's all house money that I don't care about, but always having 30% in leaps ensure I'll always have enough house money to play no matter what. |
| Spy calls and orcl puts it is! |
| Don't get me started on adobe acrobat... |
| Imma say it.\n\n\nWe aren’t hitting 700 before Christmas. |
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| Yeah, you should short it!! |
| Thats cap |
| falling knife that is Venture Global is tempting me. Litigation resolution could double it |
| Look at you burning your money. Shame…….. |
| JERKIN' TO THOSE CANDLES WITH NO LIGHTS ON |
| Inshallah |
| Now everyone is a million 🤩🤩 |
| BULL to $20 eow |
| NFLX should buyout AMZN too |
| Dumb. It hasn’t even hit gamma max yet. |
| So you see class that is how a bald eagle evolved into a chicken in just 25 years.. 👨🏫 |
| Wow, good to know thanks |
| capped short calls are one of the best trading mistakes you can make! |
| Well, duh. |
| Down 41% on Amazon calls. Should get to 100% by Friday |
| It’ll be down by open don’t worry about it |
| Probably low volume big bid-ask spread. On Nasdaq it’s a $12 bid vs $12.68 ask. |
| One truth to China about chips and we dont talk about the pdf files anymore |
| Good call. |
| I too often kick the can down the road on good news… |
| What news |
| Now NVDA will start some acquisitions in China to get some clients |
| Seems most people don't care. They are distracted by entertainment... I bet if someone wanted to control and manipulate the general public, controlling the entertainment those members of the public likes to consume would be pretty effective...... |
| Fuck me. Knew I should've closed my NVDA 190 CCs. GG to whoever I sold those to...this isn't over yet. |
| Hug the smart little genius |
| $PG finally at a good buy price thank god |
| Fuck burry paid for this bullshit subscription and nvda puts since then and just been losing |
| NVIDIA must have finally made the required library contribution. \n\nIt’s sad at this point anything that happens in the federal government is no longer a suspect of crime but instead basically guaranteed. |
| I have proactively implemented this policy change |
| What Nvda Go straight back down cuz they know China didnt say shit xD |
| NVDA 230 is happening January 2026 |
| bubba will save us |
| All the ingredients in place for a 3% QQQ day tomorrow |
| Yes |
| Every human has a hole that someone wants. |
| Truth be told ☝️ |
| The entirety of the price action this year has revolved around how 🥭 is feeling about tariffs, semi's and China on any given day. \n\nWhat a world |
| APLD back to 40 so I can sell my gagillion calls that I have |
| any idea why CLS was pumping today? |
| do you live near a circus? |
| so that pump a minute before close was barron, bessent, nutlick, kushner, and other insiders knowing he would release this nvda news in about 30 mins. just blatant insider trading. |
| Thankfully my son followed in my footsteps 100% bull. \n\nI can only imagine your pain and utter disappointment. 😂 |
| fake and bisexual, actually |
| China : okay but we don't even want it? |
| Billions and billions not included in numbers. Pump to $250 EOY!! |
| michael b urry on suicide watch |
| Should i full port SPY puts or ORCL calls for Wednesday? |
| A fucking Video card maker! 🤣🤣 |
| Bad days for ber are ahead. |
| Can’t wait for Powell’s replacement to put interest rates to 0% and cause inflation to hit 18% but every month we are told inflation is only 1% while GDP grows exponentially |
| Imo Netflix will prevail here. Paramount's bid got rejected before Netflix's bid was accepted. Paramount appears to have put up the same rejected bid, this time going directly to the shareholders and skipping the Board. The Board already has determined Netflix's bid was in the best interests of shareholders and are unlikely to break the signed merger agreement here. And the shareholders are unlikely to approve this bid over the Board - remember, it's not 17 bil less because Netflix bid for less than the full business. You have to subtract the cable business's enterprise value from the 17 bil, so it's not that far off and might be the same.\n\nAll in all, i would short Paramount based on the +7% price movement today. However, the issue is i have a policy of not trading trump admin moves, and the regulatory risk is real given how arbitrarily trump exercises discretion.\n\nIf this was a normal admin, this would be a super easy short position on Paramount imo no way their tender succeeds |
| Y’all got in NVDA before the pump, right? It was fucking obvious 🤣 |
| Yes, [leveraged long stock options](https://www.google.com/search?q=leveraged+long+stock+options&rlz=1CASLSU_enUS1153US1153&oq=do++leveraged+long+srock+options+affect++the+sghre+price&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCTMyMDAzajBqN6gCALACAA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&mstk=AUtExfDL_PO3BVxX6p9n6qvGK5-p3aqUhG05otMFDemIGbg75-kIKeu5683zr_qwahZNGRiq3ceI8JptnftLf8TO7TvAn_hhmT0H9Tlg1X5HybBGPxHy0-ployKPcik8_C4reUSAZu4gPzx_vXl8aE8AfkVkkQhmboOJiNW_8ncqnFVCdTCe-ugpEYznTdtQduBoMIu3Pb73yAks3PyNH4PhCQKWaHxumwdfC9TEcjpB_qaJ-4FS0Pn6wfZdj3M7AaEiZDdnesWNQD7Fu0VEYf1zLS66UQTNZxiUkanLIVQ3oa-k3A&csui=3&ved=2ahUKEwi4hJid_a6RAxWsEVkFHa7xIoMQgK4QegQIARAB) (buying calls) amplify gains/losses, but large-scale options trading, especially related to hedging by market makers and high-volume strategies, can directly influence underlying stock prices, causing significant volatility and price discovery, as seen in events like GameStop, demonstrating that options activity isn't just passive price speculation but can move the market. \n\nMods are the best hodling top shelf hooooookers |
| Chinese food tonight baby!! NVDA! |
| If they did it wouldn’t be for you retard.\n\nIt’d be for people making $10M a year or some shit. 🫵🤡 |
| Its just a bunch of bulls getting pumped off some minor news. Classic AI play. |
| it's almost like they've grown massively since ipo |
| Saudis probably made enough off of NVDA calls for their share of the WBD offer. Amazing |
| Turns out a industry changing company has a stock that reflects that |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 175.0 before 08-Dec-2025 08:26 PM -05 |
| It once was a peer of $GME............🤣🤣🤣 |
| !banbet NVDA 173 5 days |
| When we runs out of money will he turn to turning tricks? |
| Thats the movie where he beats a bunch of people up in a basement, right? |
| Steam is a private company and clearly an outlier. Spotify has plenty of competitors with the will and the resources to grab market share should they slip up. |
| Did anyone say it wasn’t |
| as is tradition |
| ber in absolute disbelief |
| Vladdy |
| Me too, it was sounding like she had a tasty quarter but I didn’t buy the calls. 🍝 |
| All this talk about getting rid of income tax why do they tease us this way |
| i swear its only my fuckups that make money...forgot to close my nvda calls before end of day |
| What? This is easy to see who wins. It's not about the better deal or what makes sense logically. It's all about the grift. Trump and his shitbird friends hold all the cards. Netflix loses. Ellison and co win. |
| Tomorrow, December 9th, I plan on winning. \n \nI don't often win, but tomorrow is going to be my day. |
| Agreed. We're in for some tough times ahead. No one is coming to save us |
| Re post:\n\n***Selling worthless inventory is not what high growth companies are well known for!*** |
| Your telling me MM doesn’t stand for Mango Man? |
| NVDA just up a casual 400,000% all time. Definitely no bubble to see here, lolz |
| manu also winning good |
| Ugh APLD keeps going up every day, my fomo has reached new heights |
| Trump would love to see his buddy own CNN. |
| RemindMe! 6 months |
| Ask his biological father. |
| Those were the good ol' days. |
| That’s a lie. Anyone saying my subscription will double is a liar. \n\nBecause it won’t double. It’ll triple. |
| Wow. That hit me |
| I said I'm sorry MAMA! I never meant to short youuuu! |
| I have no idea. Glad i just have shares. Idk how to goes from +10% to -14% to -4%. They haven’t even started talking yet. |
| Well that’s just too damn bad! |
| Bear conversion therapy |
| NVDA good earnings + can sell to China again, going back over 200 easy stop fighting it MM's |
| Good results on newest drug and 3-4X 12 month price target. Definitely risky though |
| Gotcha. That’s what I was thinking, thank you for confirming |
| Somehow need this NvDA news to pump AMZN |
| Prolly my NFLX calls |
| And SCOTUS will give the administration an out when ruling the tariffs unconstitutional. Tarrifs will be here a long time. Invest away |
| Where are my peeps who didn’t buy NVDA at 175 but are FOMOing at 190? |
| Thanks but long way to go. I’m just breaking even right now. |
| I mean taco could let China buy the chips, but would China do that tho? 🤔\nFeels like they are going to buy them just to try to copy. I doubt China wouldn’t use it for their strategic advantage |
| Never bet against 🍯 when playing against 🌮 |
| My son came out to me as a bear. Said he already bought puts. His mother and I dont approve of this new lifestyle. He said it's not a fad. What do we do? |
| TF is up with this AH action |
| Gotta love how the FX impact fucks all my gains because the USD is worth less than a fucking Nigerian dollar |
| Im eating chinese today bc of nvda 🙏🏼 |
| MINISKIRT PRETTY PINK |
| ellison added jared kushner to the deal for warner bros. how is this not banana republic level corruption? |
| Loool |
| hoping my NVIDIA 12/19/2025 $190.00 call will be worth more than what I paid for it. |
| CVNA is gonna dump 70% after index inclusion just like MSTR with nasdaq |
| Option a: fullport carvana\n\nOption b: 35% qqq, 30% spy, 15% world ex-usa, 15% gold, 5% em ex-china |
| #RELEASE THE GREEN DILDO KRAKEN |
| Ber r fuk before, during, and after red days\n\n#LMAO 🤌 |
| Looks like my NVDA shares are getting called away |
| Didn't I tell yall NVDA gonna reach 189? My massive NVDA long is printing right now. 💰💰💰 |
| Calls |
| works until it doesnt |
| How many red days did netflix have so far? |
| Let’s guess\n\nWe pump hard overnight\n\nAnd then we dump / go flat tomorrow lmao |
| I now regret having bought NVDA at the peak this morning a bit less. |
| 25 percent lmao |
| Oh. So completely fucking unrelated. |
| GPUs (Graphics Processing Units) are the versatile "Swiss Army Knives" of computing. Originally built for gaming, their parallel processing architecture happened to be perfect for deep learning. TPUs (Tensor Processing Units) are "Scalpels." They are Application-Specific Integrated Circuits (ASICs) custom-designed by Google from the ground up specifically for machine learning. |
| For those who are a tad slower than most. The goal, overall. Is to try to get a larger amount of the tax base off taxing trade. Those who belittle it almost always have an ulterior motive. These moves will stick regardless of party because it is a *Damn fine idea!* |
| Believe it or not, Red by open |
| Only ones that are losing horrifically |
| Whiner alert |
| It’s cooked |
| Sorry that happened. Wish you the best man |
| I sold 12/12 $200 calls. Thought I was smart when I saw it go back down. |
| Have her blow you while you watch the numbers go up. |
| fbi fbi |
| Congratulations |
| My NVDA 12/12 put is now extra extra crispy |
| Oh my gourd |
| Now that they have chips, time to go bigly long Chinese salsa. |
| Just think how many Reddit clowns he took down with him! |
| Bernado in NVDA, taking bers from land and dumpin' them underwater. |
| Bingo. China already realizes this, which is why Cambricon/Alibaba/Huawei are focusing on the TPU route. \n\nNVDA and the US are making a face-saving panic deal before China successfully transitions away from the CUDA ecosystem to CANN/MUSA/NeuWare. |
| So... same shit tomorrow? |
| SPY didn't hear no bell - fightback in the AH is on! |
| Me too |
| never bet against jensen |
| Wait until after close to tweet so only his cronies with insider info would benefit |
| [Oh](https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-23-2018/ykpqb6.gif) |
| How is Nvidia selling chips to approved Chinese companies parting out America? |
| CHINA PLEASE SAVE MY PUTS!!! TELL THE WORLD YOU DONT NEED NVDA !!! |
| You'll be fine, I promise. Amzn will have a resurgence eventually. When? Couldn't tell ya. But there is a reason damn near the entire world shut down when AWS went out earlier this year. They are ENTRENCHED in our society and aren't going anywhere. However, If you were hoping for quick gains, then I got bad news for ya. |
| Heavily day for me \n\nMy port is thriving \nFed in shambles \nIs this the peak? |
| Hoping the pump doesn’t fade by the open tomorrow |
| Hope you got to lik some ber dik today |
| NVDA gets to sell stuff to China again. |
| # why did i listen to Michelle Burry??????? NVDA put is so fked\n\n \n✂️🧶 |
| Already said they would, fuckin clowns 🤡 |
| Don't need to imagine. |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 200.0 before 15-Dec-2025 09:18 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| 🥭 once again burning NVDA bears after market close hahaha\n\nnever bet against america |
| NVDA was $20 less a week ago. Now it’s $20 from ath |
| Wash sale still applies though, but its called the superficial loss rule in Canada something to be mindful of in this month |
| common chinese buy nvidia.... nvidia 🤑🤑🤑🤑 |
| They will. |
| My man! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| You hold strong, lil guy! |
| Damn I was considering mama calls but got busy at work and didn't get the order in before close |
| Its in the AH thats how u know its real this time. |
| You guys keeping positions open overnight? |
| I can’t even sit down after a day like this 😳 |
| BLS will not publish the October PPI report\nThe November report will be published on January 14, 2026\nThey will also not produce October 2025 import and export price reports\nThe November import export price indices will be published January 15.\n\nWhat a clusterfuck of ineptitude |
| that's why goodle sold off a little. Make it make sense |
| Hahahahahaha what a fuckin clown 🤡 😂 |
| Tell that to GOOG |
| Sold NVDA at 183.50 before the pop today. I thought I was so cool scalping. |
| Lol |
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| IDGAF IM NOT SELLING MY PUTS!!!!!!!! |
| Nvida back on the market, hopping my spy calls cook tomorrow!! |
| Just moments ago I was told by WSB daily thread experts that this was not big news for NVDA |
| Biotech happened to get lucky during the november downturns and actually remained stable and grew even. Pretty unusual though, biotech is generally iffy.\n\nCould have also done 3x google to similar effect.\n\nVery risky. Might as well play call options. |
| nvda bears got bamboozled 😵😵 |
| WE ARE ABSOLUTELY PUMPING, BER FUK |
| LMAO |
| Fucked up |
| Fuckkk here I have been seating in J16 175 calls\n\nLol I sold on last week NVDA hit 185. Still got most of the position |
| Another night of my gf wondering why I’m jerking it to a gal named Nvidia |
| Keep going Jensen |
| $25% |
| I thought SPY would also rip with NVDA, what is holding it down |
| Xi said he doesn't want china to use nvda chips so the question is will anyone in china buy? |
| One thing that is extremely gay is you. |
| $FUKD |
| Ur living and ur living green brother |
| ah the ole non-reporting covid cases data play |
| NVDA SHREK\n\nMY SPY CALLS ARE SAVED |
| Hat sounds brutal man hope it turns around for ya before the holidays hit |
| Damn, SPY down $0.22% today |
| This is a W not a V |
| What was the news if you don’t mind filling me in |
| Why did Robinhood get rid of roundups haha did acorns sue |
| God forbid a girl be career focused these days. |
| TPU for my bunghole |
| At least futes are movin. Volatility is back on the menu boys. |
| Bull market is back! NVDA $250 in 3 months! |
| ELI5? |
| Picked up some 686C 1dte at .5 a pop. I wonder if ❄️ would actually be a cheaper habit. |
| RKLB was today, tomorrow ASTS on more Firstnet news |
| Trump posted |
| What is up with Nvidia |
| 25% goes to the government? 🤨 |
| Why do you like GUTS? |
| Covid ended 3 months ago |
| nvidia to $ 300 |
| Oh my god this is what I’ve been waiting for |
| Bringing AMD with it. |
| Grinch ber seething |
| Okay, so they need the next few weeks of data to know just how to cook the books just enough not to look ridiculous or undercook it.\n\nOr it's absolute shit |
| Pyrogenesis PYR new order from aerospace company. |
| I would concentrate on making money bro, but that’s just me |
| Wait, didn't he already do this, like, once a few months back, and China said, no thanks, do you have any grapes, and once in November? |
| Bers fukd |
| NVDA going to 200 |
| When fake meat pump |
| Watch NVDA drop back to $180 before open lmao |
| Infinite money glitch? |
| Good luck regard!! Come back, we need you 😗 |
| Dawg that notif made me buy a call option for friday and it went up a 100 dollars. Then i had a meeting with my manager and checked my phone and lost 200 |
| The decision was made to let NVDA sell AI chips to China because they now know that GPUs are not the future. TPUs are the cutting edge and where US AI tech is headed. TPU tech will be USA tech. |
| Somehow gyna chips not riced in |
| Hey, get out of here with your rational questions. The cynic in me thinks maybe that’s they play, have china purchase them only to be told they are in back order until 2027? Free money to throw in the circular dependency AI bubble. 🫧 |
| Yea bc Wall Street is filled with nothing but good faith actors 😂 |
| nah i should have waited for a dip before buying...\n\n \namazon going to be dead money lol |
| Bruh wat |
| https://preview.redd.it/dj27kdd6w16g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac92530521981fc5f0e1e79bb20dfaa8696a5f9 |
| I hope you sold and took profits |
| Huh? Not so sure about that. What about all the uprisings and revolutions? Those were dominant ideologies that were not the ideologies of the dominant class. |
| oh shit could be fun tomorrow |
| WHY IS NVDA PUMPING. CHINA AINT BUYING NO CARDS |
| Any symbol we should short on your behalf? |
| One more time |
| Thanks, we need to keep giving money to the markets gods. We need to pacify their wrath. |
| F yea, NVDA. About time. |
| Your monthly subscription fee will probably double… |
| China doesn't want the shitty H200s |
| 🌈🐻 never 🐂📈 forever |
| nvidia employees will buy uk the country crazy news |
| Why is Netflix at a 3month low? |
| Ber mad |
| Good luck! |
| VG 🚀 Near the book price now |
| Goodbye. |
| It is all connected man. \n\nFor what it’s worth I realized we didn’t really love each other anymore, we were incompatible and we both deserved better than that. Both basically going through the motions, neither of us really living.\n\nTold her as much and I said I planned on leaving. She said leave then. I started looking at houses and cars. She changed her mind shortly thereafter and said I needed to leave now. \n\nI was hoping for a smoother transition out of the house, but a clean break was what I needed.\n\nIt feels amazing to be free. \n\nFor the first time in years I feel like I can pursue what I want to. Autonomy is awesome. I checked out of my hotel and I’m just in my car right now I can literally go and stay wherever I want to, I think today it’s probably going to be beachfront.\n\nHonestly though, I can’t wait to get a house so I can move my kids back in. I’ve got an appointment to look at a listing on Wednesday, photos look great, and it’s the perfect location close by. I’ve only been gone 2 days now and it feels so long. I’m staying busy though! |
| $25%\n\nWhat a fucking tard |
| Ah ok, oh no only up .08% after hours!!!! We’re going down!!!$!!!\n\nRegards |
| they’ve been cooked since 1913 |
| I have a doctorate in socioeconomic evolution throughout the centuries. I can confirm the stock market some days goes up and some days goes down. |
| Yoo |
| Hmm haven't seen anything on that. I think thats the ONLY bull case for them |
| Burry closed his funds for the right reasons, dude is an inverse indicator now, everything his fund touches will be shorted to death |
| I hope those criminals get their way and fall flat on their crooked asses! |
| is this real and straight? |
| Imagine having a beer. 🫵🏻 |
| Donnie Pump tweet; GYNA |
| NVDA 200 |
| Going under for surgery soon. If I don't make it out, y'all can have my NVDA call gains |
| Gift them some coldplay tickets |
| $189+ currently 🙂 |
| #NVDA - CRWV - APLD - NVTS - MU - |
| #STICK WITH JENSEN YOU GET TENDIE PRINTIE |
| Bears got cooked AH lol |
| But I thought all of the inventory was sold.... Why do they need to sell to China if they can't even meet demand without China? |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 190.0 before 12-Dec-2025 07:24 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| NVDA I'm going to coom |
| Sorry to hear. |
| I should have bought more Nvidia instead of averging down my netflix fml |
| hit refresh |
| Sorry bro but gotta be blood raw |
| Netflix outsources its production for originals. Part of buying Warner would allow them to have Warner on as a in house production studio. They are more likely to keep the current talent at those studios vs Paramount who will gut the studios. Also paramount has awful content. \n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Paramount%2B_original_programming |
| nvidia lets goooooooooooooo |
| QQQ 630 tomorrow 🤞🏼 |
| Just got let go. I’m gonna cope by buying puts |
| UMAC |
| QQQ $650 by Christmas! |
| NVDA just needed the news to bust up |
| Selling to China. Trump too |
| Well that's a waste of 75k and five years of your life. Apply yourself and you won't have those issues. You are not fully applying yourself. Trade less and only higher time frame. Limit yourself to one or two trades a week and you will trade better setups and pass on those potential ones. Follow your trading rules that's what they're there for man. Don't quit. You telling me that you apply yourself for five years of your life and just hell with it. That's called quitting and only the weak do that. Fix the problem |
| Send it 📈 |
| Let’s goooo nuhvidia |
| NVDA bears just got cucked by the Orange one. |
| Yup Nvdia haters where you st |
| rocking with Alphabet and Nvda let’s ride |
| In a double regard move today, I bought game store calls thinking earnings was today. Do I fit in here? |
| NVDA 190 |
| I think this could explain the last minute pump in Spy as well. Someone definitely knew something! 😁 |
| To go down |
| BING🤑 |
| Jesus man, they're shares, you'll be fine. Why the fuck are you freaking out so much? You max out your margin or something? |
| I sold NVDA for NFLX this morning you're welcome call holders |
| # HULK DICK ENERGY IN DA HOUSE |
| Jared Kushner and his middle eastern pals are putting up money for Paramount. That’s why the orange felon has so much to say about the deal now. The con man and his family are always on the take. That’s the one thing you can depend on from those crooks! |
| If WBD is worth $82 billion (or more now), what’s the studio with better superheroes, better kids content, and more streaming subs worth? $150 billion? $200 billion? At $200 billion you get ESPN and the parks (a cool $10 billion in cash flow) for free. |
| WH greenlights Nvidia H200 AI chip sales to China, says Xi responded positively |
| #NVDA 🤌 |
| Damn they faked you out on NVDA |
| You can’t have rice in soup |
| Amazon literally prints money.\n\nMillions of lazy fucks just order stuff online they don't need. |
| Taco tweeting |
| The time to cash in on boomer retardation is now. |
| Trump tell NVDA, china paid monies to TrumpJr so they can sell to china |
| I just watched an AI slop video about Christmas on either AMZN or NFLX -- don't remember which. Utter garbage. |
| Trump taking a Socialist cut is a good thing away from oligarchy. |
| Printer go brhhhhhh |
| That’s when the big boys make their moves |
| #NVDA GANG Members checking in |
| Make Alibaba Great Again |
| 💪 |
| TACO just been on phone with XI and tell him that he allow NVDA to sell some of their GPU to China. |
| NVDA 2weeks ago at 170->terrible, AI bubble, GOOGL is better, AAPL safer bet\n\nNVDA at (probably) 190 tmrw: BUY BUY BUY |
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| Been that way for awhile my friend |
| What did Gyna say |
| Oh my days free you buddy |
| Down 25% into +5% into -5%, got 0DTE is actually crack. |
| Damn, bro! Why you gotta be like that? |
| I heard that rumor as well. |
| Show me one starving person |
| I have Nvdia calls, but can anyone tell me why nvdia is mooning rn again |
| Why LABU up 105% in 3 months and 37% in a month. I’m wasting my time on SPY |
| How can I turn 5K into 25k and 3 months? |
| Semis ripping AH |
| How you gonna inverse WSB if you never open it? |
| Imagine gold hitting like $10-20k an ounce. However, it’s like a double edged dildo wherein I would be able to retire but the economy has collapsed so there’s no point to retirement as everything is fucked and my money is worthless. |
| That's it give in full port it and get diluted |
| mooning |
| fellas, i didn’t open the daily thread once and was green today - what does this mean |
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| !Banbet SPY +1% 1d |
| you couldn't tweet that while I was holding my calls all day long you useless orange walrus |
| its crazy to me that there are AI slop videos on youtube with 15 million views, the internet as we know it is dead |
| Imagine being a bear 🫵🏽 |
| Not buying at 102 will forever haunt me |
| Copilot thinks my jokes are funny 😢, calls |
| There's been some rumors floating around of a potential buyout if I recall correctly. Don't know if this is their reasoning but it might be contributing who knows. |
| ya I am sure s/p just noobs and said lets just add these guys jfc |
| Oyyy vey this dude don’t dca |
| Blink again |
| $DIS +2.20% is going to the moon🚀🚀 |
| This damn manipulated insider trading market!\n\nStonks are priced for perfection during an economic down slide.\n\nWall Street getting drunk on Truth Social posts and Main Street starving to death. Sounds like the end of capitalism and the beginning of Oligarchy. |
| monke brain see cheap itm options = neuron activation for 2% profit at expiry after 65 rollercoasters between -100% and +200% |
| Dude I blinked and nvda is up |
| Nice. I had to take a shot at puts. Sold at the end of the day. |
| can you wait until january... 2027? |
| #CHICKITY CHINA THE CHINESE CHIPPYS |
| No, Not yet still waiting on the bonus for the employer.. If its anything like last years I might be able to get a turkey breast out of it. |
| is amazon really $AMZN SINKINGGGGGGGG BIG AFTER HOURS |
| I dunno lost 25% to USA which is like 35% or more of their margin. |
| Good move, complete scam activity |
| Greatest outside salesman of all time president he didn’t even ask to take personal money kept it all in the socialist government! |
| Did you know that Paramount Skydance is a SHELL Company?! Yes, the president is a Mr. Shell. And the head of their TV Division is a cheeky bastard - run by Mr. Cheeks! |
| If you making money people really don’t seem to care. Only once they start to lose money will people really complain. See all Ponzi schemes in existence |
| Free money |
| AH pump, feels good mayne |
| Did you know that Paramount Skydance is a SHELL Company?! Yes, the president is a Mr. Shell. And the head of their TV Division is a cheeky bastard - run by Mr. Cheeks! |
| Saying that about Tesla now is laughable.\n\nThis isn’t 2021 when I too called them a story stock. |
| AI bubble isn't going to pop until venture capitalist make their money back, dumbfucks decided to spend billions on chatbots |
| Where did you get that #? If I buy back the CC it would cost over $10k. My profit is capped at the $130 strike and I have a cost basis of ~$86. |
| #why the pump after hourssss!!! SPY MANAGER TELL ME WHY |
| In like 6 months with whoever trump replaces powell with. Until then inflation still looks too high for powell to be comfortable kicking QE into high gear. |
| Super rich regard trying to blow it all up |
| yeah, and he apparently just has a $10 million short position agaisnt Palantir. I have seen more loss p here than that. |
| Lmao you scared me for a second, up .11% isn’t exactly my idea of sinking big |
| I’m here to check on you man congratulations |
| Bought NVDA at 187, sold eod. I deserve to be poor |
| FREE MONEY HOOD |
| What did you expect from a guy who made his fortune in the New York mafia housing market |
| Why are you playing that turd? |
| i bought some NVDA calls earlier |
| Managed to make a little on SPX calls early in the day somehow - haven’t touched TSLA in a while lol but def would’ve lost on that one |
| Wonder when Snow will finally turn around. |
| I like how there's companies like CVNA/TSLA/MSTR where even the bull consensus is "the only explanation is financial crime" and everyone just kind of goes with it |
| yes I am gonna calm down\n\nyet this is just how it works with this admin, all the times, it is actually crazy\n\nno, you can't convince me today price action on NVDA was normal lol |
| yus |
| NVDA 190 tomorrow |
| What’s more likely NVDA over 190 in the morning or under 180? |
| I got Snapchat calls 3 weeks out and 4 weeks out for 8.0 and 8.5 and I'm winning lol\n\nEven deep ITM calls expiring 3 months out are pretty cheap |
| Mississippi company is a monopoly |
| It is not, it’s up less than 1% |
| QQQ -0.19% only today. It is not a red day. NVDA is green. |
| $AMZN SINKINGGGGGGGG BIG AFTER HOURS |
| Just buy quantum, it’s always shooting up 🤡🤡🤡 |
| No |
| Trump giving individual companies permission to do open market shit, and then taking a 25% tribute, is so funny and so gangster and so retarded it’s brilliant. JUICE IS RUNNING JENSEN!!! YOU DON’T WANT KASH AND PETE TO NEED TO COME TALK TO YOU NEXT WEEK! |
| GOOGL? AMZN? Are you out there somewhere? |
| I have Netflix, but I don’t have Paramount Plus, so I hope Netflix wins |
| What is this? |
| I would like to congratulate myself on my massive Powerball win tonight |
| Didn't he just give up his fund since he couldn't make any sense out of the latest markets .? |
| Is it really that easy? Just buy the Dip? |
| THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT |
| Some people say we will be replaced by AI\n\nBut turns out some AI are actually workers in India\n\nSo does that mean we will be replaced by Indian workers?\n\n\--\n\nOh wait we already are |
| 12% are you high? |
| Huh? |
| Looks like the US became an outside salesman for our biggest company…\n\nDonald Trump has brought socialism to America. |
| Yeah it’s 1 or the other for me. RH wins here, hate to say it. |
| # TIL to never bet against Asian kids 😭😭😭 |
| i bought a few short puts too, expecting an offering lol |
| Hell yea I scooped some up at 11.80. |
| you sound like an emotional dumbass who has no idea how markets work. calm down, size down, and read a fucking book for christ sake. |
| It’s not lol |
| You don’t enjoy 3D printed chicken ? |
| GUTS is climbing hard. Thinking of adding more |
| US authorized selling last gen AI chips to China \n\nThat's an additional 50B market over the current 130B current market in the guidance \n\nHowever China already was buying a large part of those chips through Singapore resellers |
| Nah, I literally sold and bought. |
| They’re my stiffest competitor, could be total fraud, could be totally legit. Not sure. \n\nAll I know is they steal my business |
| Your move jpow. |
| NVDA IS BACK CHINA IS BACK LETS GOOO |
| Your move jpow. |
I think maybe this comes down to how they calculate the 100% dividend yield.\n\nI bought a stock for $100 12 months ago. Over the last 12 months it paid out $10 in dividends. Also over the last 12 months the stock's price dropped to $1. So on a trailing 12 months basis, it paid a 1000% dividend yield. But right now I have the $10 in dividends that it paid me, plus a share of stock worth $1. My current holdings are worth $11.\n\nBut hey I don't know how this is all gonna get calculated. \n\nAll I know is, the MSTY stock price went down a lot, and when I look at this table of cash payments, they also went down a lot:  MSTY Dividend History, Dates & Yield Get the latest dividend data for MSTY (YieldMax MSTR Option Income Strategy ETF), including dividend history, yield, key dates, growth and other metrics. stockanalysis.com |
| The answers you seek are not in your anus but that will not stop you from digging |
| everyone who fomo'd into NVDA got slapped, now it runs. \nsame thing with AMD bout a month ago. \nthis is your market gents |
| Rip my puts |
| lol. Lmao even. |
| Because this is not a genuine bid. |
| Yeah the only people getting rich in this economy are people with exactly that mindset. |
| Short puts on PATH. Keep pushing higher! |
| Why did the delta of intc $45C dec12 go up today |
| It's like retard except place instead of tard |
| Best website to access in IT class. |
| Why is NVDA +12% AH??????? |
| Land on these nuts gey ber\n\nStop living in the past and live in the now |
| sorry I am just pissed, cuz they are clearly playing from the inside admin, every fucking time lol |
| $AMZN SINKINGGGGGGGG BIG AFTER HOURS |
| Thats a good day when things like that happen. |
| ahahaha I bought 1000 Nvidia shares via CFD today. Unfortunately at a bad price of 185.70 |
| I really hope that in the future no one will care about my micropenis so long as I own enough ai & robotics stonks |
| Donating to PSKY so they can raise their bid… I mean investing in PSKY |
| Prepare for a lot of M&A activity once this closes and everyone sees demonstrable evidence that an FTC decision is super affordable. |
| All pre planned so movement doesn’t happen durning trading hours . This shit needs to fucking just stop |
| Preventing liberal messaging is probably good enough for Israel right now. |
| Go birds |
| BERS LMAO |
| Im assuming your under the age of 25 meaning your biggest factor is time. Leave it in long term investments like banks and growth funds and forget about it for 25 years. The best way to grow it the fastest and safest is doung that while putting a portion of the money you get from any income into the market. 10% annually (about the rate that the market goes up per year) an initally investment of 1000$, 500$ additionally added per month, is well over 300 grand after 20 years\n\nWithout this 10% a year, 500$ a month is only 120 grand after 20 years. \n\nJust remember 98% of day traders fail, and you shouldnt be losing money. |
| Hey lil bro no need to shout |
| It’s funny how everyone knows they run a fraudulent operation and nothing bad happens to them |
| What is NVDA news? |
| I fought in Fallujah, I'm more American than you. Where'd you fight, what branch did you serve in? On your Mama's couch, talking bout "I would've joined, but I would've punched out my drill instructor"? That's what I thought. |
| Low teens upside on NVDA. Don’t be a regard and fomo |
| i just looked into it and because i’m canadian none of this shi applies to me. SPY and SPX are treated the same here in terms of cap gain tax % |
| Landing shit sideways is bullish? |
| down 20 cents AH, i don't see it. No vested interest in it personally, calls or puts, so i couldn't care less what it does. Just stating the objective analytics of the chart. \n\n\nEdit: im a regard i meant NFLX not NVDA |
| $25% |
| Just wait till boomers realize real estate can be also liability and not just an asset. If they trade for gold and silver like in 08 we will have a monster rally fueled by the biggest real estate bubble in history. |
| Money printer bout to go bananas |
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| I'm full port NVDA weekly calls |
| Go watch Succession lol |
| “Realized $1000 loss” - comma - “port down 3%”. No wonder it reeks of retard in here. Puts on your reading comprehension |
| Also those are separate from your regular hours orders and they expire at the end of that AH period (no GTC). |
| For the love of everything please don’t buy puts on Carvana, that literally does not work lmao \n\nThey’ll be a $1,000 ticker by summer |
| Got puts on Campbells but now thinking I’m cooked tomorrow 🫴🫳 |
| New truth:\n\n I have informed President Xi, of China, that the United States will allow NVIDIA to ship its H200 products to approved customers in China, and other Countries, under conditions that allow for continued strong National Security. President Xi responded positively! $25% will be paid to the United States of America. This policy will support American Jobs, strengthen U.S. Manufacturing, and benefit American Taxpayers. The Biden Administration forced our Great Companies to spend BILLIONS OF DOLLARS building “degraded” products that nobody wanted, a terrible idea that slowed Innovation, and hurt the American Worker. That Era is OVER! We will protect National Security, create American Jobs, and keep America’s lead in AI. NVIDIA’s U.S. Customers are already moving forward with their incredible, highly advanced Blackwell chips, and soon, Rubin, neither of which are part of this deal. My Administration will always put America FIRST. The Department of Commerce is finalizing the details, and the same approach will apply to AMD, Intel, and other GREAT American Companies. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! |
| News on the war dried up, so the Qatari/Russian/Iranian propaganda machines had to spin back up to keep the Jew hatred flowing |
| Let’s go nvda!! |
| Was that spoiler tag really necessary? We knew. |
| LTV award any day now., we’ll see..! |
| NVDA surging AH \n\nMy Christmas calls will print |
| All I read was your gf was getting the pipe from her boss. |
| Yeah, I have about 180 shares |
| More Nvda news? |
| NVDA shreking |
| holy shit nvda |
| doing fantastic tbh already up $3300 USD on these calls |
| shares man\n\n2600 shares at like 233 average....kept buying up |
| It’s also not a recession |
| watching ABXX and selling if it drops more |
| Aka Wendy’s |
| So the play of the day was to wake up, see the overpriced carvana calls and be regarded enough to full port them 🤡 |
| gap up, immediate dump, slow V to above open, sour hour |
| thanks for making it pump |
| NFLX's business model works and is increasingly profitable. WBD, on the other hand barely makes any money. With continued decline in cable and with WBD struggling to gain new streaming subscribers they were headed towards disaster.\n\nNetflix will almost certainly revamp their subscription offerings but they will try to do it in a way that retains the WBD streaming revenue (i.e. does not result in a net decline in revenue).\n\nWith the significantly larger content library, I would expect Netflix to take a hatchet to underperforming productions. The objective being that the combined revenues do not decline (and maybe they go up) but the combined cost for content does. With also cutting out duplicate overhead expenses you have now added on significantly to Netflix's bottom line.\n\nOn the Studio side, maybe a slight reduction in output, but likely some effort to get films to streaming quicker. Maybe allow early streaming access (i.e. while in theaters) for a small fee per film. Since the studio will not take their cut you have some wiggle room here. |
| That's a 21.6% compound annual return. Not bad. |
| LUNR is so obviously bullish |
| Or aspired to being weird and fell short |
| For the second week\n\nXXII guys |
| It’s been 84 years…. since last green day |
| Thank you NVIDIA |
| I am an expert at>! losing money!< |
| BMNR as always x |
| But its legal for other countries to charge us twice as much? That makes no damn sense son |
| You need to flip the switch for AH orders on the order summary panel, it's easy to forget |
| i bought them today but at deadass the bottom of SPYs price range. options don’t care if the day closes green or red they care when you enter. it’s all about entry. if you buy calls while it’s puking and it reverses even a little, the premium for said option will go up. |
| Yestermorrow |
| Only certain ETFs trade options til 4:15. Heads ups. |
| What news came out just now for spy? |
| You sick fuck |
| oh look |
| OOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMAAAAAA |
| Quiet piggy |
| CVNA puts? What's the play |
| Wtf |
| santa needs to work on his sexy time stamina |
| No, as opposed to days which are today. Duh. |
| I bought RDDT like 3 months ago after the first dip....it just kept dipping |
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| When is it going to happennnn |
| wrong thread, silly |
| “Jerome Powell set to investigate CVNA and block its inclusion to the S&P” - Bloomberg |
| So 3% of your portfolio is $1000? Gee no wonder it reeks of poor in here 🤧 |
| here ya go, buddy\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9chniey5t16g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=8775ac52f5119b3f19f3a0d2974c3e0d02103702 |
| basically this but 650 |
| Its over for NFLX. Just broke all support levels. That bitch in free fall, hope no one caught a falling knife trying to play reversals today gah-leeee |
| Broncos |
| This year's run-up in gold and silver may just be the beginning, especially if we get a dovish chair for the Federal Reserve. It wouldn't surprise me to see double-digit annual gains for the next three-ish years. |
| They should probably remove the put option buying buttons for avgo as that never seems to go down |
| Nice call |
| Way too coherent. |
| CVNA will beat the record of S&P inclusion and chapter 11 filing. LMT provides the best military in the world 100b CVNA sells useless subprime loans 100b market cap |
| Why doesn’t my Fidelity execute limit orders AH? Do I need to enable something? |
| Thanks for going up immediately after close Google. Good thing I can sell these calls right now 😀 |
| "...I believe I am finally see things more clearly than I have in a while..." so no one ever with divorce starting in motion. |
| Where on this doll has Jeff touched you? |
| RDDT 👏 👏 👏 |
| The bots all parrot the same dumb shit. Only hard part is deciphering organic vs inorganic dumbasses. |
| Bro it's gonna be chill, you can pawn your son for tesla puts and you'll make all your money back, plus enough to get him back from the shop if you haven't lost the receipt.\n\nMy magnificent plan tomorrow is to buy amd. I'll probably make a crazy 1.0001% return tomorrow |
| If toll beats earnings and raises guidance I think confidence will flood at open until the inevitable rug pull sponsored by Campbell |
| I bought 100k shares at $7.2 and sold half at $4.5 and the other half at $10 🙁 |
| Euro's only good at manufacturing one thing and thats cologne |
| Just enjoy it |
| no im not old, i said im too young for this gray hair. aka too stressful swinging options. I dont see it as a viable long term strategy compared to leveraged funds atleast. Ill take a look into PRIM.\n\n \nIm 26. |
| Considering the amount of mass murder on the horizon as everything collapses, the wealthy really badly want to be the ones telling everybody who to blame. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3y6ozhzws16g1.png?width=618&format=png&auto=webp&s=4690d35d9af1c966e0aa1993fc369a8ac4ca1b41 |
| Flatter ah than ur partners tits 😹😹😹 |
| Gottem |
| It's a 100% dividend yield. For the risk you're taking MSTY can dip 50% in another year and you'd still break even. \n\nThe upside is the stock STAYS where it is and you just double your money with dividends. |
| Main trading account portfolio ATH today. Finally since 11/13.\n\nThanks to CFLT and a small dip. \n \nPortfolio is still slightly bearish / neutral. Will start adding more long position with leeway from CFLT. |
| im gonna need +5% on MAG7 minus TSLA. They can take the market cap from TSLA and put it on MSFT GOOG AMZN thatd be greaaaat |
| They support death by snoo snoo |
| Risked 2k to make $15.73 today. Good day. |
| Starting to have doubts ORCL will pump |
| #🅱️enis 😮💨👌 |
| ASO carry me tomorrow. Thnx! |
| 1.) You can pee.\n\n2.) You can nut.\n\n**You are closer to your dreams than you think.** |
| Eagles or Chargers? |
| if you were in charge of rigging these markets, what would you make them do? because they did the opposite of that. |
| So you rolled them |
| “CNBC always told me” 🤡 |
| FUCKING FUCK |