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| Thanks bud. My cost was $2. Sold at 1.8 \nThese contracts touched $8 today fml |
| Dumb devices are the future |
| Hope you did it. I ate dinner |
| How can I buy MSFT calls after the stock is down 10%+ and now be down \~20% on them. Should have remained a rainbow bear. |
| Just declare bankruptcy. Bankruptcy is nature’s do over. |
| I lost today around 20k. Imma go drink nice soup and sleep sound. This nothing but a scratch. |
| If corn is already dying, imagine if the US markets start correcting for real |
| Your ancestors\* survived sabertooth attacks in the Ice Age, and you're giving up because some numbers changed on a screen? Seriously, no. \n\n\*Except for Og. RIP Og. |
| But hey, at least they launched a new air tag. Just what we all asked for. |
| Yes |
| SATYA FIX YOUR SHIT, PRETTY PLEASE |
| Doubled down on PAAS at 61, what a deal. |
| 693 lets do it |
| 😭 |
| Space, miner, nuclear, and AI economy |
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| Short it !! |
| Yes you're outing yourself for for working at a small company. There's also a large difference between fortune and 500 and fortune 100. Microsoft operates much more top down. Employee sentiment just means a shitty boss which doesn't necessarily mean should he performance nor does it indicate shitty future performance at these large bureaucratic companies |
| Proposal to rename bitcoin as cuntcoin\n\nI mean cantcoin |
| You know it |
| Is MSFT a buy right now? |
| All in on 268 iwm calls, broke or rich 😭 |
| There ya go |
| Hey $MSFT ~~knife catchers~~ investors. \n\nDon't worry. \n\nBoomer investor cohort gonna bid it right back up to $500+ next week once they "realize" their egregious mistake.\n\nlmao |
| i think misogyny helped aid my journey in finance |
SILJ/SLV ratio at all times low. Which means that silver miners have never been that cheap compared to the metal, ever. Silver miners are the most compelling buy of your lifetime. Highest net margin industry by far at the moment. \nBuy now, or FOMO too late \n\n Gary Bohm (@GaryBohm5) on X Since SILJ started trading 13 years ago, there have been only a handful of times when the SILJ/Silver ratio has dropped into the “buy zone” where it is today. A... x.com |
| Sell everything, even yourself |
| You should not. That being said, nice loss porn. Your tears make me rock fucking hard. |
| You've been losing so much you are overdue for a win. I'd load back up and try again! |
| Optimus will sell for 20 to 30k. Bars already operate on thin margins. No way bars will purchase optimus + hire a bartender. \n\nSame for FnB. |
| slv hate us |
| You could say I have extreme fear |
| is misogyny even really that bad of a trait? |
| I guess increasing revenue means nothing anymore. Very cool |
| ??? |
| Lol, that would be fucking amazing |
| Your life is worth way more than 10k buddy. Keep your chin up |
| Lmao they seriously did that? 🤣 probably going to fly AH now during this announcement. |
| Dolar is yoyo 🪀-DJT |
| Have to watch the IV post earnings. It is often higher than it would normally be because of the possibility of a bounce. |
| 🌽 what happened to you? 😭 |
| If the market senses any weakness in Apples earnings/forecast I think the market is going to correct HARD tomorrow… |
| I simply cannot have a daughter because I already dislike women enough raising one would be hard |
| Just thinking if I should hold my calls. |
| Not nearly the same |
| At least you got over 800 upvotes tho lol |
| As long as you have both hands intact, it should be manageable. |
| Not sure about crash. \n\nBut catching rebounds: RSI, MACD, Bollinger Band \n\nIt was oversold on potentially a nothingburger. |
| Are you nuts lol |
| Final nail in coffin for spy is apple earnings? |
| Everyone for the last twenty years... "buy low cost index tracking etfs"\n\nYou... "but which random stock do I chooooose!?" |
| All advice is legal and above board, I checked with my attorney Dr. Beeg Bahuls |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AMX_revue** bet **MSFT** goes from **423.74** to **405.0** before **30-Jan-2026 01:28 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 3 wins and 2 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Apple leaps? Seems like everyone’s looking a crash with memory prices but I want to trust in Timmy |
| !banbet MSFT 405 1d |
| You take that loss OP. 11k you can do better. |
| Its dumb because the average asshole on the street isn't following benchmarks and caring about the "AI Race". OAI could cut it's spending in half and survive with their current share of the market. |
| Msft do something please I might go homeless |
| Wait I want a cut |
| Nothing burger. Low end packaging stuff, TWO YEARS AWAY... |
| UNH climb up for daddy!!! |
| even the puts prices are ridiculous |
| IV is roughly the same too. Strange shit |
| Call me a 🤡, but B, SBSW, INTC and ASTS all go green today because I bought the dips. SHOP stays green and goes up another 2%. I said it so it’s true. It’s the 🥭 way. |
| Oh Lord |
| Is the government taking another tantrum induced paid vacation? |
| STOP DOING 0DTE DOOFUS HAHA |
| If your not playing SlV you hate free money |
| I used to say this about myself but Time has only made me worse |
| Now I know what it feels like being an alter boy 😬 |
| Just for freaking 11K. You are not for this Sub. |
| If you told someone a few years back that Gold would be the hottest thing on the market and Bitcoin would be tanking would anyone believe it? |
| Worlds biggest V |
| Perhaps the electorate should wise up then |
| Definitely a fair argument I’d just say Robinhood’s is better for simplicity thus attracting 100x more clients\n\nWe’re talking about the stock price here,, how the UI will affect (effect?) the actual worth of the company |
| SLV 105 COPX 100 |
| hm turns out microsoft can go down even further today 😒 |
| Waymo hits a kid, google stock recovers. |
| MSFT down, shitcoin down, what a good day |
| It fixes itself in time. |
| So calls! |
| I have Bridge in Ukraine to sell to you |
| Maybe we flat line here. Friday is the sequel. |
| Calls definitely |
| The market stole from me ! But no worries imma get my shit back + more. |
| why slv do dat |
| I would rather take advice from any of you regards than listen to Wall St. price targets. Oh let me just move my target every 2 weeks once the stock moves. "I look like a freakin' genius" says Cim Jamer with a 4/5 star rating on Tipranks. You got it fucking wrong, dipshit. Fuck you. |
| Not -104%? |
| Should help curb inflation and decrease unemployment rate. Housing availability remains to be seen. |
| this is gambling, if you did it at the last earnings call you would have been wrecked. so if you wanna take the risk sure but saying "told ya" is making you sound like you knew for sure it was going to happen like this. |
| # owning buttcoin is a disgrace towards yourself. |
| My guess is it went under gamma flip line/put wall. MMs pushed it back up. |
| Big boys know something and sold out everything this morning - then average retail crowd buys it all back up lol |
| just let me get out first |
| If GOOG doesn't get through 335 I am cooked! |
| being horny 24/7 has to be something I can fix, right? |
| I doubt that'll happen I'm thinking 105 106 |
| There's a small little tech shop, trades under $NVDA or something like that, could be a decent place to park some excess cash. |
| HAHA |
| No~ |
| Guh |
| Make her a tribute |
| Why would you keep the stocks of companies earning dying currency? |
| That sucks |
| I sold at open. Good enough for me |
| If yall think the parties over with the dollar losing value this rapidly, the fed lowering rates and turning on the printer, big tech earnings beating expectations and the midterms coming up then you’re more regarded then I could have ever imagined. I’m talking to you 🌈🐻 |
| I highly recommend SPY 700$ tomorrow |
| I MADE 56K THIS WEEK HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU LOSE MONEY IN THIS MARKET LMFAO |
| best way to cap off a miserable week? play sofi earnings for tomorrow to put the final nail in my port. |
| short into the end of the day, once sour hour ruins everyone's fun, then long |
| Yes bitcoin yes good good |
| It will probably go back up to your entry price. What are the chances Webull will go bankrupt, and it's stock price goes to $0? |
| Who in the chat posted about SPY being green the day after it hit each thousand milestone yesterday? Lol |
| There is a number of reasons that this valuation is absurd. Every time there is even a smallest dip, 10 minutes later there are hot news, unexpected conferences and orange 🐒is shortly let out of the zoo to make a show. Just think about it - who would be insane enough to keep investing in the market with such unstable currency dropping on daily basis. |
| i’ll still haven’t fucked Madison Beer yet so my life cannot continue |
| "A pure retarded guess" |
| Every analyst is reiterating $600-somethihg price targets. It’s the easiest buy from here. |
| 4 year cycle is real. |
| We're entering a very bad time- J-Pow |
| SLV LMAO |
| Ha. I truly don't know what to do with this shit stock |
| Which way for AMEX? |
| I YOLO'd and I found out |
| Lmao it looks autistic compared to copper or silver |
| SHITCOINS SHORTS PRINTING MONEY\n\nSOLANA TO $40\n\nFULL SEND IT\n\nBMNR MSTR COIN TO 0 |
| hand rubbing intensifies |
| MU 🚀🤩🙈😘😘😘😘😘 |
| Im shorting some more Msft to make my monies back |
| i’d shoot insanely fat ropes on Joey King |
| All roads lead back to 690 |
| I’m holding, the run up earlier this week was sus and so is this dump. Ever since they hit 555 it’s been really weird to trade |
| black is beautiful |
| I felt sad on missing small surges and then went ahead to miss SLV and GLD. Since then, I decided to enjoy my life instead of feeling unhappy on $35,786,325,501.36 that I missed. |
| Figma |
| Everything I do is for them. |
| AI Slop warning: The gambler's fallacy is the mistaken belief that if a particular random event occurs more frequently than expected during the past, it is less likely to happen in the future (or vice versa), wrongly assuming that the odds "balance out". It affects decision-making by causing people to expect streaks to end, often leading to increased, risky betting on the opposite outcome. |
| i'm ready for a violent green candle, any second now... |
| Hell yes brotha |
| $MSFT YOU DISGUST ME HONESTLY |
| IV |
| You realize all futures also have time decay right? |
| What does that mean |
| might be a good idea to take your money out of corn and buy real shit instead |
| Too low |
| Relax we're good |
| \-3% compared to QQQ performance during past 3 days! Very terrible! |
| no |
| TOM FAT COCK LEE\n\nSAVE US |
| I think you should buy more, it's on sale. |
| I bought SLV puts yesterday to hedge my SLV calls and when SLV started dropping, the puts started losing value because it wasn't dropping fast enough lol still made money on my calls |
| Lol. Call on Tsla, every time. |
| https://preview.redd.it/40r6p79tzbgg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc9926010abe07eaffaf1f0d6cd98eff258e4d9\n\nIt is what it is |
| Awesome |
| Vibes idk |
| Smells like it |
| I dont think frameworks of concepts.of deals work anymore since he will just turn around and reapply tariffs at the slightest disagreement and taco anytime spy dips 2%. I think he just walked back the Korea trade deal. UK, Canada, and EU are making more trade deals than the USA since he got in. Trade deal bumps are so 2025. |
| just bought more |
| No he’s getting arrested for retweeting. |
| SOMEONE LOST SOME MONEY TODAY HAHA |
| why? it looks great |
| Joke is on you, down -98% already |
| stay away from it |
| You don’t have enough money for the funereal, back at it champ. |
| Not gonna lie boys, i’m afraid of holding |
| Either this is from pure gamble or you knew shit\n\nNo way I had conviction for Meta to pull this off |
| MSFT premiums doing some weird stuff, hasn’t dropped any farther from where I entered 3 hours ago and yet I’m down 30% |
| This too shall pass |
| copx |
| I'd give a million $$$ just to have $11k!\n\n🤔 Wait.... |
| it's genetic, bro - some MPB in early 20s, some only thin a bit in their 70s |
| Kicking and screaming to 7010 |
| We out back cookin |
| 2026 and we're seriously rewarding innovation and AI inclusion relating to ADVERTISEMENTS. \n\nCan't wait to have to watch a 10 second ad to flush the toilet or adjust the thermostat. 🇺🇸 |
| CPXR - jumped in today for the first time and it immediately tanked. FML |
| Broke past $16 today, will see if it holds! |
| I mean, the fact that they put all their eggs in a webull basket also shows that they're not built for this. |
| COPX |
| 🤞 |
| It is okay 🙁 |
| Panic sell everything |
| can bears leave slv alone |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 200.0 before 30-Jan-2026 12:11 AM -05 |
| He posted... that he did... |
| Man, I wish I only lost $11K last year! |
| !banbet 🫡 |
| Hey computer\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/eqeusxjfzbgg1.png?width=664&format=png&auto=webp&s=d683e08fcdac037406254a02413696f4ed5ee084\n\nI don't know who you been chatting to, but if it is AI it is highly likely that its got some artism. They do say it is a reflection of ourselves. Mine is working fine... it tells me exactly what I want to hear, though I am pretty sure it actually hates me. |
| is my app just glitchy or price action getting yippy |
| I'm in love with a black woman |
| They are highly regarded |
| Buy more |
| Bought 100 shares, when it dipped to $640 thought I was screwed lol then sold at $710, your trade was better. |
| Someone tell me if we’re back or if we’re cooked |
| Which one of you bought SLV puts sub 100? |
| Your 'buddy' eh? |
| Why would you even say that? |
| If you were offered £1m in exchange for your life ending tomorrow, would you take it? \n\nNo, you wouldn't. Terminally ill or elderly billionaires would give everything they have in exchange for good health and youth.\n\nA £10k loss is a tiny blip in the grand scheme of things. Your life is worth so much more, so don't forget that. |
| Buffet indicator is pretty irrelevant now due to globalization. |
| start FIn/Min now my friend... |
| sluts make a good cup of Joe |
| Can spy just hit 691 so I can get out and watch major 1 of the CDL please? Thanks |
| Wut dat is |
| “Top 1% Commenter” ass comment |
| The vee inside the vee. AKA the inception V. |
| You're getting fucked from multiple holes at the same time |
| The last time OP posted similar question was when he accidentally spilled his pumpkin spice latte. |
| Buy and then put a stop. Don't fight yourself. |
| Surely a sour hour awaits |
| Tsla is not a car company it’s a liquid options chain with a underlying listed on the nasdaq company |
| did someone say UNH calls for tomorrow? I did!!!!! |
| Gotta find a tall building, brb....or not |
| !banbet MSFT $450 20 days |
| I just want to see SPY go up one more dollar please |
| Ur mother is slanderous |
| Fr it’s so fucked up |
| What ticker everyone using to bet copper? |
| I tailor mine to make my waist look thicker |
| Never kill your self over a 5-figure loss. Reserve that for the 7 figure loss porn section. |
| They have big 🍆 |
| For every SPY buyer, there are two losing money |
| options = limited downside. futures = unlimited downside potentially. options better |
| The fuck is going? Why is it period blood red? |
| 🤣 |
| Just buy ozempic and $NVO leaps |
| I hate META I was in the neg for a whole 5 months |
| i mean i think most people do in the US. |
| 375? Is that the entry we should look for? |
| RIP US Dollar\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1cm27iiizbgg1.jpeg?width=445&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ea6453f6a8e29975235c21964db7e84917d6b48 |
| SPX broke through 3 levels of support today... How would people know it would go back up? Why did it basically just crash through 3 levels of support? Can anyone provide any insight? Just trying to understand how to catch rebounds |
| the jig is up i suppose lol |
| AAPL bearish outlook— iphone sales are priced in.. have not delivered on AI and are not gonna be able to do it without GOOG.. iPhone air flopped.. Vision failed.. India tariffs.. |
| KGC sucks ass, minerals up 10% it goes up 1%. Mineral down 2% it goes down 5%. |
| If they announce massive AI capex, maybe. |
| Holding the bag 🎒🤣 I bought LEAPS tho, but I lowkey want to dump them |
| Wow an Ai powered ad machine IPO just dropped. They're planning on ad revenue, another show of cards $LFTO |
| Most profitable company in the world? |
| If you sell at a loss, you are actually helping the economy. You truly never lose! |
| Do you have a thesis, OP? |
| if you have to ask it's already fucking over |
| send BMNR to 15\n\nall shitcoins to 0\n\nlegggoo |
| This is the lowest MSFT will ever be. You will be fine. Don't sell. |
| Completely regarded and congrats. 🤡 |
| If SLV closes above $120 today I'll make dozens of Dollars |
| Comex did the logical weeks ago and changed to a trailing margin that automatically depends on the risk and size of your bet. Eventhough i deem it manipulative, it helps unwinding the papermarket by squeezing these high leveraged basterds out |
| Ummm... Buy the dip? |
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| tbh I hate illegals |
| Well to go in the money ya lol. A panic sell off one day should bump them up 200% for a day. |
| Jeff Bezos |
| SLV didn’t hear no bell |
| Why is the market down since 3 hours? What did I miss today? |
| Bot trying to sway sentiment. |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| Sprinkle a few puts in there from time to time. |
| #Seriously fuck god in the ass. That piece of shit always messing with me like he has no other business in this world. LMAO🤌 |
| Did you just have a whole conversation with yourself in one sentence? |
| Listened and full ported. Pretty good swinging going on |
| https://preview.redd.it/xdfnef0czbgg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3d65724fe631b8731fdcb8ff86439d5323cf7b4 |
| Well, I mean, we don't have to save up for six months to get an ambulance when our limbs are hanging off so, you know, swings and roundabouts. |
| Would you be fine to let them continue their job after starting dating? |
| father of the year |
| I don’t disagree with that but we are on WSB & Reddit.. but the point still stands Robinhood UI is trash compared to Webull’s. \n\nBoth are trash from an actual investment and retirement account standpoint. |
| beautiful |
| DCA down? Another $70k to bring the cost down ? |
| Lol this is TSLAs first annual decline in revenue for the longest time. \n\nThis is in spite of 0% loans in China.\n\nCompletely unsustainable. \n\nMuskrat is FRIED. |
| Poor southern people fawning over a rich yankee from the city I’ll never understand. |
| AAPL will most likely stay flat |
| hey uhh UNH you can go to 300 now buddy. |
| How do you guys do this with so much conviction? |
| Holy fuck. |
| we poppin now |
| You're assuming that one one department is selling off. They don't need to see the big picture.\n\nOuting? I work for a small company. I talk to my friends who work at fortune 500 companies and have told me their thoughts on what they see their company saying and the sentiment at work and how they do not mesh with reality. |
| blah blah buffett indicator blah blah |
| GDXU's better especially when buying dips |
| If you kill yourself you will have to repay the debt in next life anyway! |
| what age does balding start \n\nim 31 am I safe |
| Trade with emotions my friends |
| A bitcoin strategic reserve announcement at the end of a dump into hell would be pretty funny. |
| At least my IBM is back up… |
| So is this now a good time to buy mstr? |
| For 10k? No\n\nFor 100k? Maybe |
| Such a tight range, I bet it pumps into close. |
| >Android is already dead long-term,\n\nBraindead take, pure regardation.\n\nAndroid continues to grow year over year. |
| NVDA, AMD, INTC |
| Unironically just hold.\n\nMSFT ain’t going anywhere. |
| jesus christ corn |
| 🥭 ANNOUNCE A TRADE DEAL\n\nJUST MAKE ONE UP FFS |
| MSTR going to $0 |
| Proper sentence formation . C. DEEEZ.. NUTZZZZ. !!!!!!!!! |
| How r my Netflix peeps doing |
| Probably because we have food safety laws. That's why they can't sell us delicious slop |
| Where do u see this price |
| Wtf why would u close it |
| Touché |
| mstr bols |
| Crying in a laughing way lol I’m so fucked |
| Anyone here think it’s a good idea to buy Sndk puts? |
| anyone else tailor their suit to make their waist look thinner? |
| Don’t worry man. Webull is a solid company, has solid financials, and the retail investing market is always going to grow. Great time to dollar-cost-average. |
| MSFT 400 eow, possible now |
| Sitting here thinking “only lost ~$10k? that’s underachieving for this sub. Rookie numbers” |
| Metals are like s&p post April 2025. BTFD |
| Then go to bed |
| Gambler’s fallacy |
| I’m sorry bulls I’ve got FOMO I’m buying calls here |
| Would |
| I swear some of these cnbc anchors are two different people in different light the other gal Leslie she cute in the right light too |
| Cocksucker |
| Steal their TV and blame a minority |
| my armani suit is so tight on my ass I love it |
| Slanderous image. |
| Ye. I went from +4% to -2% in a blink of an eye. |
| 🤣 |
| I’m ngl I think puts for SNSK there is no way it goes higher |
| "What the hell man. Out of all the stocks in the world I chose this"\n\nThis is why you diversify. You should never rely on one stock unless it's an ETF. But it's only a 10k loss, this is absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of your live. |
| Do we know he sold? |
| I AM SO FUCKING TIRED\n\nOF LOSING MONEY |
| Remember when AMC tards said they wouldnt sell until $1 million a share and then rode it down all the way to $1 |
| What do you think ATHs Friday? |
| If MSFT goes below 400, I will go all in. My kids can either go to college full ride or not go at all. |
| Finally losers after non stop killer profits |
| Could have been worse. Could've been Ubisoft stock instead. |
| can someone attach their fav porn video? About to jerk off in my buddies bathroom. |
| chicks digg that |
| No crying in the casino |
| Don't be dumb. Rise my son. |
| That’s why I think the next USD defensive play will be to double margin requirements from here to basically smoke out fake demand/hoarders and blow out gambling contracts |
| Thinking AAPL calls is the play only because of how Microsoft got crushed, money has to go somewhere and there's no chance we don't at least tickle 7000 again before it all comes crashing down |
| One does not simply "fuck" Microsoft ... you have to show it a gentle touch first, otherwise one will find themselves getting "fucked" by Microsoft instead ... as it sounds like you have experienced first hand. |
| Tree fiddy |
| https://preview.redd.it/rvysk311zbgg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19289a59c3b35553bd4451a8a9d6715ee603735c |
| SLV 115 tomorrow |
| Tank this bullshit already tear down the wall |
| Im so glad I dont engage with trash ass options anymore and just hit futures. Man its so much easier when they cant theta cuck you holy shit. |
| Remote controlled Indian minimum wage worker vagina. (The Indian is male). |
| going to $500 |
| Gold from head to .... head? |
| Optimus could legit work as pitched and it's still dumber and more expensive than just hiring a person to do a task. Your robot bartender is going to do shit pours, break itself when it slips on a wet floor or gets beer all over it, and will generally kill the vibe outside of the novelty of a robot.\n\nThe best robots currently are basically purpose built for a function with a wheeled base to get around if needed. |
| Ngl pippa lookin real nice rn |
| Why do i buy stocks that are down instead of buying stocks that are up? 🤔 |
| TSLA robotaxi rides costs more than Uber and Waymo. |
| I quit at 800 days, whatever logic they have for determining progression is basically useless. |
| #MSFT's true value is around $150-200. LMAO🤌 |
| I wish to be honest |
| Just the speed that sandisk and MU recovered shows me that they’re just getting started |
| clarification I was buddies with him UNTIL i found out abt the roofie stuff |
| https://preview.redd.it/mlruxuoxybgg1.png?width=969&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ba737b87de13ec502242cb260ad7fc6f1c87cbb |
| I heard that you and your firm have sold their precious metals and are buying crypto.\n\nI heard that you and your firm have sold your crypto and are buying precious metals. |
| Well the good news is at least some of fascism's share value is decreasing right |
| I sniped some crazy 1DTE calls in silver when it was -7%. Fuck these MMs |
| He's a Europoor thats like a $111,000 loss to an American. |
| If vix goes red i’m holding all my stuff |
| can’t wait to shoot my silverminer load that ive been edging on for years now. huge green dicks will enter me |
| Surely you're joking |
| The fact that a ‘derivatives expert’ calls for call spreads and Robinhood advertised it is enough of a reason for puts, let alone the inevitable questions about China |
| I do. If they hit and exceed their EPS targets. I think the market assumes they will t0o. Stock is now up on the day. |
| Inverse Wsb this shit will double dip no pullback , pullback to what? ATH? Wtf |
| Mods fucking ban this lemonade spammer shit guy |
| Used to have this buddy that roofied girls and now hes changed genders and works at a bookstore r we serious bro |
| Suit to small or guy to big |
| Should just make 2 daily threads atp, one for intelligent investors and one for bers |
| On Thursdays got to always sell the shit 😂 |
| We’d have to get rid of 90 atmospheres of pressure and even then, it spins too slow (a day on Venus is longer than a year) this would cause uneven heating.\n\nMars is quite good actually, its day is pretty much as long as earth’s. To make it livable, all we need is to add 1-2 atmospheres of pressure, some water, and clean up the soil. |
| It’s over for bitcoin |
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| Ligma? |
| 🐱 X\n\n👀 |
| You’ll b fine |
| Integrity. I don't invest in companies with Nazi ceos |
| Tell your wife I said Hi. |
| I lose way more on swing trading than I do on day trading. Facts. |
| Someone needs to go to jail over this MSFT bs |
| Prices can really fluctuate when there is little to no liquidity. This is why you have to be cautious about using market orders. |
| Team gay bear bleed everyday |
| COIN looking juicy down here |
| Sold out TQQQ around 55.2; made a small gain; bought too early. |
| Any seasoned investor would use a better brokerage than webull too, though🧠 |
| why the fuck would you do that when you could buy any other stock thats actually trending upwards.. |
| Apple is going to crush earnings and then crash, right? |
| Honestly not a bad time to buy rn |
| Yes |
| He's a Europoor thats like a $111,000 loss for an American investor |
| Secondary equity offering |
| At least he ain't getting murdered by federal agents after dropping his kids off at school or even getting assassinated trying to protect women who are being attacked by the same federal agents unprovoked in the name of immigration reform. Hmmm! Come to think about it, they were both U.S. citizens, not "violent immigrants ". OP, I am sure, sleeps very well at night after losing 11k. Do you? |
| 2 hours and 40 minutes to go green. Is such a thing even possible?🤔 |
| 5m chart looking suspiciously theta |
| Fulll port of crcl and fig AMA |
| lol perfect. |
| Sell that shit and close all your accounts, before it turns into a loss 😭 |
| Bonnie blue |
| fuck me GLD and SLV premiums are outragious |
| 🌽 🤣 |
| Make sure you park in his boner garage |
| I would pay Microsoft to fk off personally |
| Well, that's the game. It happened today, you could have made 100%, but with this trading approach, you'd have hit this nail on the head by now. It's a lot of money, but nothing you won't remember in a couple of years.\n\nI lost 14,000 in two days, and I went into depression because of it. Not because of the money, but because I re-studied the trading and felt completely stupid, but that's the game, an all-or-nothing approach leads to this. |
| Getting close |
| Wait, you guys were green? |
| plz take apple puts |
| https://preview.redd.it/1fzwpyfqybgg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ddf68e1051337cc57d443fb45ceaa3ca488acb3 |
| New iPhones gonna cost $6k |
| hahah ya tart ur drink is supposed to fizz that way |
| imagine not buying GLD calls on that dip 😂 |
| We at least have coverage until Q4 imo, but we will probably get greater news before then. |
| No. Fuck your friend |
| Wow AI has gotten so good this image looks real. |
| I’m actually crying. I’m heavily in PLTR April calls going into their most important earnings ever for their stock price and its structure. I’m just looking at the daily thinking how unlucky this is |
| Exclamate deez nutz!!!! |
| jack off on them |
| Lol, there is no AI bubble. AI will take our jobs and the stock will keep going up as companies shed major operating costs. \n\nNot liking AI in your OS is not a bubble. The market doesn't care about that. |
| Micron is coiling… |
| I mean, for years the 🌽 crowd said it was the actual hedge and not gold/silver….guess that was a lie. Can’t wait till gold is like $100k and silver is $1k while digimon currency goes back to the shadow realm |
| Hello |
| He's a Europoor thats like $100,000 for an American |
| https://preview.redd.it/ledy621jybgg1.png?width=1746&format=png&auto=webp&s=36027aaa15fef7b32dcedc7acfd89e0772ae5880\n\nJust hodl long enough like that guy.... mah people know a thing or two about gold and what to do with it |
| It's like 2025 the year of the AI boom just went bust |
| Like imagine if microsoft said "hey fuck it no more windows os, we wanna make lawn mowers" then every share holder collectively goes "i mean grass is everywhere" this mass delusion cant possibly be real this shit is propped by something else |
| Bought some silver futures when we dipped down and were flat for a bit earlier today, sold for profit and moved it back into stocks and SPY calls for the V but man, should have just kept riding the wave on silver futures lmao |
| Bearhunter |
| lol i hope we win im very confident we will |
| Fuck Microsoft. That’s all. |
| If the nukes fall will SPY still pump |
| timed the bottom and ready to move into Luigi's boner mansion |
| I’m now 1 and 12 on my ban bets after guessing on Monday “correctly” that MSFT would lose at least 10% by today. \n\nJokes on me because I had calls and tried to inverse myself |
| Why would anyone be buying TSLA at these levels? It's clear the AH rise last night were a head-fake to sucker retail and today looks like an orderly exit from the tutes. Unwinding will continue now that the company has become a $1 Trillion startup. |
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| What pe ratio is SanDisk? |
| I'm in my friends apartment right now alone. Is it fucked up to jack off in the bathroom if I need to release some stress? |
| LEMONADE SHARES ASAP |
| XLE boys load up it's a thing of beauty |
| Yeah come to think of it it worked for like two hours and brought us back to levels of literally yesterday or the day before 🫥👍 |
| oof |
| What do you thing about Figma(FIG) ? +58% institutional transition in last 3month |
| Is that a falling three methods pattern on the Silver 1hr chart |
| unh msft bagholders unite |
| I wish our usernames were our portfolios amount like the 2 cents social media. My word is as good to someone with $50 in their account. |
| I guess someone has to |
| Shorted QQQ again at 625.5, 626 and 626.5; deja vu. |
| Someone I know lost 1.5 times that 2 days ago on UNH and just said "we hit some speedbumps along the way" |
| Why are they letting children run companies? |
| Daily life of a SLV ber:\n\n \n930 - Markets open, SLV pumped by the Shanghai markets, new ATH\n\n \n1000 - SLV drops 2-7% as whales lock in profits for the day\n\n \n1030 - Bers post in daily thread "Lol get rugged bols"\n\n \n200 - SLV is flat again\n\n \n400 - SLV is up 3-15% on its way to get pumped by Shanghai, bers cry themselves to sleep |
| MMs pumping today to dump tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/arr5p6thybgg1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33751e375dda689d3ae1cd08418e9542564f60ba |
| Rug pull why? |
| I'm in a girl's OF video if you can guess who I'll give you my 3 BTC that are going to go to 0 anyways |
| Where are the “thank god I sold my meta calls at open” victory lappers? Come on out, grab your medal |
| Believe it or not: Calls! |
| yes |
| Wrong |
| name one respected wsb user still currently active here |
| I made money... just not all of it. |
| JOBY 😂 everyday there's a new victim |
| Grabbed some 1dte puts for tomorrow (opex). |
| Easy time to load up more. Buy low;sell high. Rest of the crypto world may fall but BTC isn't for better or worse. |
| Silver almost green again lmaooo |
| RIP MSFT |
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| Bro, this ain't wecuck.\n\nPick yourself up, wipe away the ungodly mess you've made on your face and charge headforth into the next meme stock.\n\nThis is not financial advice, it's just life advice. \nWe love you bro - it's just money. |
| I honestly would date a pornstar |
| Am in the same boat brother |
| Okay guys, which way are we swinging for WDC & SNDK ??? Puts or Calls??? Any moat??\n\nI got some little powder left. 😁 230% IV is scary but we live for this. |
| Found the white man |
| Avgo made it happen |
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| Stop hating softwares regards.....AI ain't gonna write the best codes.... |
| Im always too f'n slow... like a truly delayed regard I will once again wait until bright green before I buy. Always chasing things on the up... missed my "buy the dip" because I knew the moment I buy it will not go up.\n\nThe red is absolutely dumb as fuck, tech companies beating expectations instead a bunch of dumb chimps are concerned about the noises coming from the caves of iran. |
| Back down we go 🔻 |
| This market is legit insane. GOOG went to $345 in AH on no news. Dropped to $325 at open and is now $335. Make it make sense. |
| I’m wishing you luck. 3/4 of my port is MU. |
| NO….. |
| Insert coins for more lives buddy, this is the arcade |
| I took profits this morning then moved to msft probably a mistake but we will see |
| god fuck UNH go up you piece of shit nobody cares about Luigi's performative ass |
| Just today premarket i was thinking i should consider commodities 😂 |
| Ah yes, robots, the future of American transportation |
| They gonna have to go straight up 20% on the next increase to obliterate bit players |
| naked long call |
| Satya deserves to be fired for this |
| Will it mirror ? Probably. They still go room to run with the memory fomo . |
| Believe it or not SPY 700$ tomorrow |
| NQ flat by close |
| She told me she hot 4 u |
| Someone is. They brought it back from 109 to 116 lmao |
| They show you |
| Omfg do i hold meta through shutdown?!?!\n\nI have OTM bullish put spread, should i let them expire or close for profit?\n\nHelp! |
| It is bear o'clock. |
| balding white men with aviators are in an abusive relationship with 🥭 |
| No more catalysts for this market guys\n\nBuyers exhausted \n\nPeople bored of AI |
| mu still very cheap from forward pe either way if it hits 500 tomorrow you know im dumping those bc vega lol |
| the point is your tolerance for risk. this dude isn't built for risk if 11K was a huge loss. that tells me he needs to invest less in the stock market and maybe go to annuities since risk tolerance is low |
| Not up for debate. See you there |
| Yeah I just wanted to understand it, I’m not touching either with a 10 foot pole with how things are currently going |
| Today was the dump day |
| When it goes lower you just buy more duh |
| I dont even understand how dams work. Like water just fucking keep flowing? |
| Speech therapy ain’t gonna fix what ails Elon |
| Energy. 🤔\nEnergy is good . |
| Gold and Silver replacing Bitcoin...😆 |
| I don’t think this market can ever go down. |
| Anyone got Apple puts cause betting on headwind from skyrocketing memory and storage costs? |
| Go on.... |
| So all you had to do was buy the dip and make money? lol |
| Its all risk management baby... nothing else |
| Sold 700c for 50% gain right before second drop and bought more few min ago … hoping for a double dip |
| By that logic all words are made up |
| time to revisit the pits of hell |
| 😂🫵🏻 |
| So this is how it feels not to full port. It's like calm |
| They tell you your peepee is big? |
| I am down 750k over a decade of trading. I am 40. If I can do it so can you, you fucking pussy. |
| You and me bro. You and me. |
| If 80K falls look out below, you’ll probably see 64K pretty quick. |
| The business version of giving a clingy prostitute money to leave |
| Oh, it's a legendary tale around these parts. A young lad was dissatisfied with the inheritance he'd worked so hard to accumulate by being born. He got the idea that he could make up for his family's lack of funding his future by investing in a little company called Intel while the price was low as it was impossible for numbers to go down. Well as fate would have it, those numbers did indeed go down. Not realizing that the same numbers that went down could also do the unthinkable by going back up, the young lad panic sold everything for a massive loss, all at the expense of his grandmother's retirement account. In the coming years, Intel would not only recover but far exceed the young lad's original hopes proving that patience is in fact a virtue. Sadly, it is widely believed this young lad never learned this lesson as he chose to no longer be with us. \n\nJokes aside, I hope young and inexperienced traders alike learn from this very real story. |
| Curious what an exclamation point is 🤔 |
| or buy mu in the same industry like 450 strike |
| It crashes when there is a resolution to the factors that cause the run up. Mango and the Fed keep doubling down on the factors that are causing the run up lol, why tf would it go down? |
| 🙏 |
| Blow off bottom on crypto is going to be wild. |
| ….annnnnd SLV green lmaoooo |
| You can literally 10x your money investing in a good camera and showing tits and pussy on OF |
| Can never go wrong buying more gold |
| I've had girlfriends that were more mentally stable than SLV |
| ... yes, the market's disposition is towards growth, a broad bear play is always a matter of timing and should never be a baseline position. |
| Small asian guys are the best motivators you can have in your life |
| maybe lotto the 600 strike if you have enough money to be fine no matter what |
| Has anyone ever seen ber and Jeffrey epstein in the same room? |
| to be honest i'm an ape here staring at star signs - my hunch is puts so that probably means calls |
| Told u 694 same day call is juicy to jump |
| Investor event on Feb 10th also. Earnings March 19th. If they announce 2027’s sold out in earnings too we’re launching to the moon. Extra rare event if Trump tariffs South Korea. |
| If it has a vagina im buying |
| Can’t you guys just give up and buy silver to pump my bags further, just admit it, this hitting 200\n\nSee you guys in Macao |
| https://preview.redd.it/6f39l5ozxbgg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b90c87bf853130d304040423a7a286ef762475bf |
| Yall paid the man running the car company a trillion to not sell cars lmao \nDeff not a car company now lol\n\n\n\nAnyone not running is an idiot |
| Has Cramer promoted it? |
| I want to bang my buddies girlfriend so badddddd |
| Cme changed margins from 9 to 11% |
| caught the spy elevator up, if only MSFT could follow though |
| So we end green today? |
| Buying some puts betting on headwind from skyrocketing memory and storage costs… Inb4 GUH |
| Buy high sell low |
| dude if my 295 UNH calls dont go green soon I might go fucking manic |
| So everyone thinks WDC and SNDK will mirror Seagate ? Difficult to buy calls on these ones seems like FOMO…\n\nAnyone betting on these ? |
| Bro where you seing pump exactly! |
| Maybe..we’ll see |
| In a completely shocking turn of events, SLV is green again |
| Good job |
| Added to my biblical rapture Schiff position earlier\n\n10% of port into NEM GDX SLV XVUS |
| Shit hurts 😔 |
| I say Oc-low |
| Why would you think it would just keep going down 😭😭 |
| What a V. Kicking myself for not listening to my gut and holding my calls. |
| Back to 💚 |
| 700 |
| Yeah same. Feel like a truly regard now |
| my golf buddies aren't gonna come out anymore because theyre too busy seeing how red their ports are in crypto LUL |
| Bit of a cheap option for a 10k loss |
| Feeeeeling confident today.\n\nDown 4k this morning, heading to the gym down 700$.\n\n170 shares QQQ holding, gonna sell a covered call at like 3 pm |
| NVIDIA cant take even a single take off. Tch tch! |
| https://preview.redd.it/e32bu7nvxbgg1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1dac7e7b82d3e136a2eed7b62ebe3006316bd62 |
| Hope you bought the SLV dip |
| AAPL is going to save the market with them iPhone 17s |
| Your fanfic needs more sex. |
| Nothing super stands out, no puts that I can get behind... At first I was thinking APD was a put, but then later was thinking it was a call... so maybe strangle it, but I'm not taking a position.\n\nI already am long SNDK, added a call, today calls on WDC mainly because of STX. Today's gambol is CHTR, I'd normally say it's a put but it may be near the bottom already, and Comcast did well today so Charter is having a sympathy pop...\n\nAs a result, I don't see clear puts today, at least not in sectors I know and with reasonable options volume... Next week tho should have some... |
| Its not a coincidence that literally no red day in the past year has been allowed to reach a natural conclusion. Every single down day always has massive spikes, surprise announcements, surprise meetings, surprise breifings. They are not allowing this market to actually discover price, we are kept in a perpetual edging cycle where it is never allowed to actually move and discover price.\n\nThat is a scary thought isnt it, we are now 1 year departed from SPY having price discovery. If this shit ever decides funds are needed now, positions need to be adjusted now, if there is ever some urgency and price discovery is forced to happen... who knows just how far it could go. |
| As much as I hate Musk, this is easy money. I’ll be buying at the opening |
| So many traps, its gonna be theta now boys. Get out |
| He should be able to afford it after |
| Tales of bull death have been greatly exaggerated |
| When in trouble- double! |
| Calls on $MU\n\nDance to the madness and drink the Kool-Aid. It can only go up. |
| Seems like more buying than selling |
| Options? |
| tbh I hope BTC goes to 0 in my lifetime |
| Sorry but $11k is peanuts. My portfolio swings $50k either way pretty much daily |
| well that was fun let’s not do that again |
| Remember when there were a dozen better apps and they threatened to charge them millions for API access and left us with that unusable piece of shit |
| Get a loan and keep buying the dip, regard. \n\nYou only loose money when you sell. |
| This is wallsteetbets no? This entire sub is trolls… |
| Can’t keep SLV down |
| Do you think I should get a spread or j a naked long call or nth at all :/ |
| Crypto ain’t flying until this gold and silver run cools off, all oxygen is being sucked into metals rn |
| Just blow my shi shmoove off\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/njln515txbgg1.png?width=332&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6f51b5ecd7d898bac1fdb244c8a691f51efa8f9 |
| deep belly breathes. - all is well, all is well, all is well |
| Technically 100 shares is an option |
| Yep |
| Priced in... |
| show some cleavage? Bring some Wendy's fries? |
| Fuck investors and their cash, they know the risk. He is plundering tax dollars, his companies are literally living off of taxes. |
| Microsoft more like microsoft oh wait the name is already gey |
| Micron fighting for green |
| im gonna rope |
| if i bought those dips, am i still retarded |
| tell them about your bags |
| no. money can always be made back. just work and invest extra funds and build an account then trade |
| PUMP TODAY DUMP TOMORROW |
| honestly don't even drink coffee or energy drinks anymore just cocaine lol |
| The msft I bought yesterday is dead |
| Gonna full port google calls either i get breakeven from my msft calls loss or i commit seppuku |
| From down -65% to up 30% on my 4dte slv calls if youre gonna regard do it with balls |
| Ketamine is a hell of a drug. |
| fr, I lost 100k in 3 weeks and i was just sad for about 3 days then move on to new plays. |
| This is fuckin absurd. EVERY TIME THERE IS A V. FFS. |
| BTC bros in shambles. \n\n"But we thought our digital 1s and 0s were the inflation hedge!" |
| Is illegal for MU to be red |
| Remember exit strategies are for the weak |
| hey guys any tips on coming off less douchey? Got a meeting with a representative in like 3 hours and I'm hungover. |
| Waymo created a villain |
| Saylor and that fat cuck are done for. |
| https://preview.redd.it/97nx6vykxbgg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e77401b97022843e37e07b8c82e5bf623aa162f7\n\n❤️ proud of you kiddo |
| No one wants a Windows Phone. It’s the same reason it failed the first time. Unless it does something dramatically different and better than Android and iOS already do, no one other than a handful of dedicated nerds is gonna bother migrating all their stuff to a totally different phone os and ecosystem and paying for a bunch of apps again, if developers even bother porting apps to it. That was a big problem the first time - no incentive for devs to port popular apps from android and iOS to it when there is no user base to use them yet. \n\nMicrosoft is always about a decade too late on its consumer tech products. Zune was actually good eventually but it was far too late when everyone already owned some form of iPod. |
| MU $500 probably isn’t gonna happen. The rest have a chance. |
| Yikes, we cooked? |
| 450, should be possible right? |
| For my DoorDash application I’ll say my previous employment was a Top Contributor to a Financial Investment Firm |
| Bro stop with the lemonade spam already |
| Shouldve never fucked over xbox game pass memberships MSFT deserves to lose it all |
| lol bitcoin |
| No, that's this weekend. |
| https://youtube.com/shorts/7y6pRxSNp00?si=vpCZO2k44SYTAYu8\n\nBest movie ever - literally my favourite\n\nEdit: follow up scenes;\n\nhttps://youtu.be/OTHHCa5IyE4?si=0FCjqc8Q4zX6f-OK |
| https://preview.redd.it/c2n8ce2kxbgg1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f7fa245dd4d82cf6db3c2918a168ef5003602a3 |
| AI making all these companies irrelevant |
| thank you too im diing this for smartertrader on x hes the goat |
| Haha yes I bought off those earnings asw- so u think crowd isn’t going to sell the news? I am still super bullish on SNDK but feeling a little nervous due to the expensive premiums. |
| I’ve lost 10x that and I’m still here kicking. |
| Suck my acorns I lost 4800 on calls expire tomorrow still holding \n\n\n\nThe big banks are freaking tf out and crashing silver because their paper silver is about to pop that they don’t have the metal to back it up |
| Priced in |
| Those put premiums on MSTR surely are juicy..... FFFFF |
| One day, probably not this year. |
| Go back to sleep maybe it turns green again when you wake up |
| Did 🥭 talk finish? |
| How'd you get my picture?? |
| Lmao |
| literally all my "play" money is in it, if it goes -20% I am done for a few months. |
| AND MICRON TECHNOLOGY IS GREEN BABY 😂🫵 BERS TRULY ARE THE MOST RETARDED OF THE HUMAN SPECIES |
| My ability to sell early and the next 5 candles to be green need to be studied |
| Not bad. Azure was slightly under expectations and foreign governments are looking to pull out because of security concerns.\n\nProbably a wild overreaction, nobody's poised to take out MS in the markets they dominate, and I can guarantee most of the projects to move systems off of MS won't be done by the time 🥭 is gone |
| Gold dip over |
| Elon already siphoning money to xAI and you guys still want to long this shit. \n\nActually regarded. Cancel your orders and buy MSFT easiest trade of the year. \n\nWho tf is going to buy an Optimus ? That shit barely works, remote controlled Inidan minimum wage worker. |
| MF talking about being long term investors with MSFT like that ain’t what you should be with MSFT anyways |
| I demand more msft loss porn ik yall are out there |
| gold and silver trading like shitcoins 🤡🤡🤡 |
| Imma go short TSLA, see ya in Valhalla retards. |
| Mind sharing what you did or doing? Thanks |
| Tesla value is more about the tech then the cars |
| Ballatility |
| Can you guys start pumping MSFT now? K thx |
| Amazing support for spy at $690. We clearly won’t stay below that today |
| https://preview.redd.it/q46pjqsgxbgg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6be027fb28ecab734807e05ac8c543a75894bce |
| Pretty cool how a car company stops making cars while half the US crashes in ice storms |
| Relax. |
| > Yeah but he knows now colonizing mars is impossible and hes trying to make money\n\nSo business as usual?\n\nIf you actually thought he wanted to save humanity and colonize Mars you're a moron. |
| If it goes down, double down |
| it will probably be $130K by summer |
| I'm sad I didn't buy more of the dip. RIP |
| Me too bro |
| What will SLV close at tmrw if gov shutsdown |
| Thinking of buying the MSFT dip. But idk if I should play it save with cash secured puts, or if I should yolo calls. \n\nShares are not an option! |
| here we go. slv |
| I was very bullish on this stock until yorkville. As soon as I saw yorkville, I sold and never looked back |
| I fucking wish I had an 11k loss today. |
| The illuminati strikes again 🤡 |
| Hope my 700 c print tomorrow |
| Pump today dump tomorrow |
| True. True. |
| msft bag holders club |
| UI worse than Robinhood? You’re joking right? Any seasoned investor would use Webull over Robinhood for the technical charting alone. \n\nWebull is in a bad spot, but it’s not losing because of its UI to Robinhood haha |
| So last week, I told Gemini that I may have missed the silver run (I only have gld), and ask what I should do next. It told me to go to garage/estate sales to see if they're selling old silver forks for like $0.50 each and profit from that. Then it proceeds to tell me in five paragraphs on what to look for since that damn silverware could be 92% silver. Oh my god Googl, this is why your stock is not like $500. |
| As you should be with MSFT |
| LEMONADE SHARES BEFORE 100 tmrw |
| OF COURSE WHEN I BUY THE DIP IT KEEPS FUCKING DIPPING |
| What’s your hunch? |
| I’m on the bowl and I’m sweating, send help |
| Killing yourself over such a small amount is wild. Go see a doctor for |
| $MSTR 🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌 🤌\n\nWELL DESERVED MR SAYLOR MOON |
| I thought NVDA was being a bitch but holy fuck MSFT wtf? |
| Precious metals have always run rocket hot during recessions or time of mass uncertainty (lol Trump) but ultimately it crash corrects back down to logically levels and has done this many times in history.\n\nyet somehow precious metal regards act like this is the 1st time in history its happening when they don't get their precious 15% weekly gains. |
| Looks like a govt shutdown, and no one will be holding over the weekend unless Team USA and The Iran Squad make nice. |
| Hold till death ! |
| Absolutely haram |
| Idk iPhone 17 has been a hit |
| it's guaranteed to crash, but there's no way of knowing when. Is there any financial instrument to sensibly profit off of that? The problem with options/puts is that you have to predict how long it will take to crash. Or does an efficient market eliminate the opportunity anyway? |
| The national greek affectionate term 😀 |
| Don’t try to off yourself like that one guy. God speed my fellow regard. |
| CDs!! Hahaha burn!! |
| Believe it or not…. SPY 700$ tomm |
| Silver back from the depths of hell\n\nTo $150 we go |
| Bullish for the child |
| https://preview.redd.it/nr6to5laxbgg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e602f0c603277320ad2ded6d0c990adc417fd091\n\nNo crying at the casino….. |
| 1 trillion dollars and Elon can’t afford speech therapy |
| Do you guys shower before or after your 0dtes expire worthless? |
| I would make bank if that was the case |
| yes there is if nvda style guide |
| That deserves a ban! 😂 |
| only a miracle,,,, |
| Bear trap?? |
| 86K broke the next support level is 80K |
| Uh. No of course not. Those are amateur losses. |
| #WEN GOLD 500 |
| Thank you for your sacrifice 🙏 |
| Waymo car hitting a small child (who is okay) apparently is bullish~~it~~ for GOOGL lol |
| I shouldve been responsible and just bought gold chains instead of these stupid stocks |
| Gonna call it here. Took a REALLY fucking hard L, but I've done well the past week so easy come easy go.\n\nI will never learn my lesson and just take fucking profit will I lmfao |
| It's going to be one big beautiful dip to buy on MSFT. |
| If saylor stops buying bitcoin It’s done for he’s been propping it up for a year as the buyer of last resort and it’s still dropping |
| i get that and we will see stx looked to be the case until ceo said booked for 15 months |
| It’s just under half of a years minimum wage salary in the UK (£26kish). |
| I’m starting to think there weren’t 18Trillion in deals |
| Good job hope you held for the big gainz |
| Hahaha where the slv bers now? 🌈 🐻 |
| Shadow realm TSLA |
| are we buying silver here? |
| Yo-yo Time |
| Make elections great again? Sounds like a new ATH on the Nasdaq personally |
| ... probably just need to VOO and chill... |
| it always does |
| Im gonna |
| Beat earnings, lowered guidance by a smidge, naturally the morons on Wall St. turn full panican and sell off everything. |
| That's what you want to make money both up and down. You can also make money on theta. |
| SPY trading at VWAP waiting for a direction to be nudged... |
| Accurate |
| I’m not invested in it I just heard someone mention it in a YouTube video I thought he pronounced it funny |
| "Shutdown inches closer as Senate vote fails" \nLook out below. |
| I gave you 14 free es points at 6940 \n\nNow 6954 soon to be 6982 |
| Everyone’s focused on MSFT, but BTC taking it on the chin jfc |
| It's only dropped 30 cents? |
| checking in to see if OP is a millionaire after the crazy 4% swing this morning or if you are still poor. |
| Thanks big dog 👊🏼 |
| Salesforce being down so much pleases me. |
| And Windows in general has been the same bloated piece of shit for like 15 years now. They don't take old stuff out and it's full of redundant nonsense. The dialog boxes and install and properties/settings windows look the same as windows XP. \n\nIt is insane that as a matter of owning it you will all but guaranteed have to do a "clean install" at least twice a year to make it work again because some random driver or software update for something broke something else. Or for no apparent reason whatsoever. \n\nThey have a nearly total monopoly on computer OS so they have no incentive to fix anything or make it good. It’s like if EA Games had an operating system. |
| Nah bro you see i trade options from damn IBKR client lmao. Not that sophisticated. Just a regard junkie mf nothing special |
| Culmination of everything he has done |
| Oh man what id do for a quaalude right now |
| anyone else loading up on Msft calls? |
| MSFT couldn’t do it.. AAPL definitely fucked.. |
| I regret my purchases |
| Just buy leaps on red days. This isn’t rocket surgery |
| Since it’s short term it’s going to be capital gains tax so depends on how much income he makes from other revenues streams like W-2 or other. If he has no other income probably around 35% tax bracket which is around 109,500 (ChatGPT) in fed and 5-8% for state whatever states hes in. So probably profits 65% ish. |
| Biggest danger with SNDK is IV crush since it's run up so much and seagate earnings confirmed the sector will do well\n\nOptions are not the play on this one for sure. Either sell puts or buy shares. Buying puts is crazy |
| If this doesn't work I'll toss another snowstorm their way |
| Suck oN this DicK\n\nthere's no way this shit keep pumping |
| Did it have calls on Microsoft? |
| If it works out then there's no one happier than me. MU is 10% of my entire portfolio (next highest individual stock is 3% lmao).\n\nGood luck |
| Offing yourself over 11k?? How broke are you bud 😆 |
| Don't listen to the others, 11k is still a large sum! But don't kill yourself and short PLTR to make up for it!! |
| Diamond hand |
| akin |
| 13.5k |
| Shares is good ? Sell after Sandusky earnings ? |
| at this point yes,,,yoy it truly suks |
| $msft making a lot of long term investors today |
| Just a dip …. \nGood opportunity to BUY ! |
| #Reddit is such a shitty ass broken app full of glitches and bugs. It should drop another 50%. LMAO🤌 |
| Holy mother of V |
| ONCE AGAIN I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY! |
| I say it like "oak-low" |
| As always |
| You must have looked like his sister. |
| It’s the cost for education. Learning can be expensive. Read up on applying stop losses. I’ve been there. 3 to 1 ratio setup based on support & resistance levels or don’t get in the trade. That way you can lose 7 times and still make profit. (Using same risk capital amount ) Set it and forget it. Don’t move your stop loss once setup. That’s when I paid for my 10k tuition fees. 😂 |
| are you threatening me?! |
| Cheer up, you’re ONLY down 40%. I’ve seen multiple -100% |
| I’m scared earnings beat but still a dump |
| Probably gonna get steamrolled by all the shitty earnings calls |
| EVs are being phased out, were never profitable without government subsidies and tax policies |
| "Oh-Clown" as a representation of a 13B company which may get earnings in 2050. |
| The MU train never stops |
| more like webear 🤣 |
| lol, did he pin the one from yesterday about Iran today for emphasis |
| all SaaS companies are in a race to to the bottom on the 1Y. WDAY, CRM, ADBE, TEAM, NOW, HUBS |
| check in after hours |
| You sound insane, the GDP of the ENTIRE US is $30 trillion. The GDP of the entire state of California is $4 trillion, the entire gdp of NYC is $1 trillion.\n\nThe entire worth of bitcoin, much locked behind coins that will never be moved/transacted (i.e. Satoshi) is under 2 trillion. |
| I’m feeling Apple might drop |
| Cmon spy from here, lets see 2% up by this time tomorrow please. |
| If nvidia makes their shit in Taiwan or Iran you're cooked |
| W ftw! |
| If meta closed at 755 tomorrow, it would be akin to a prostate orgasm for me. |
| yessss |
| Someone’s prob liquidating and gonna pump the knockers out of MSFT |
| Me too brother |
| WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY |
| im used to x type limit |
| I'll sell you puts if it would make you feel better |
| Green by the time my calls end up worthless |
| Everything’s gonna be fine guyssss |
| sam altman grabbed my ass in a whole foods |
| https://preview.redd.it/sgkeaqkqwbgg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46dceaa090849d6afedac3992f27017b729e7b22 |
| Believe it or not priced in |
| I think it's still insiders , potentially someone knows the Fed chair pick? \n\nOr it's gotta do with Iran or the Shutdown. |
| Up 40k on silver when I went to a meeting, started getting alerts on my phone, checking it I see I’m down 10k, now up 20k, almost got a call from marge Simpson |
| if SPY is pegged to his ego idgaf |
| fuck ICE, bunch of 🌈 🐻 |
| They beat earnings |
| either one sounds like simlish |
| Oh-clow |
| I’m shiddin rn |
| The plot of Terminator happens, but it's πanymous-12-Ham Musk going back in time to prevent skynet from forcing society to become a healthy and benevolent one where people become well adjusted and stop buying into his dad's shitty company |
| Yeah they are. Pretty terrible business model if you ask me but I mean in this market with regards in charge who knows maybe its genius. Would never invest tho. I wouldnt even invest in btc |
| https://preview.redd.it/muowpdiowbgg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9f4a59a091e5d7f3607a713db2907aa78e36d86 |
| i could totally see elon making a move for roblox |
| Algos gonna send TSLA back to the days low. Classic. |
| 4:30 |
| true |
| He is rn |
| You can move to Malaysia work for a year and make that 11k back, don’t kill yourself brother |
| Yes |
| Gr-ift |
| This sub is sort of a death cult but please don't. |
| If slv closes the week at 110 i might actually rope\n\nDon’t be gay it’s a joke |
| what the fuck with these green candles |
| CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHEN TRUMP IS SPEAKING? |
| man the microsoft drop is friggin insane, just imagine if something worth as much as bitcoin dropped 6% in a day people would be furious! |
| Haven't seen this since Sept |
| what you are missing is those previous margin kills don't have the other side of the planet offering a $20 premium. |
| Who remembers everyone panicking this morning |
| Also because SpaceX will just become another defense industry contractor once it goes public. |
| He’s good for the Maccies instead of |
| Did Microsoft trigger this? How bad was their earnings? |
| Yeah about losing 2020...the guy just won't let that fucking go....not overly sure why they are using resources to investigate 2020....like dude, just get over it, you lost. |
| No, seek help. Nothing is worth doing that. 11k a learning lesson. Next time, open a daycare! |
| By doing all of this you save… 2% over the cost of a Bitcoin (1/38), while still effectively NOT owning it.\nIf the company has problems, goes under or has legal problems, your share of a Bitcoin is on the line. You basically expose yourself to both the risks of Bitcoin and the risks of owning shares in a company, all for a measly 2%. |
| Damn near monopoly in the IT sector |
| Looks like they’re close to making a deal to avert it |
| I finally have silver calls and this piece if shit wont go up |
| Spy should be down 20% realistically |
| Its chinese and also the UI is so much worse than robinhood,, I wonder why you aren’t investing in RH? |
| HAHA |
| We are closer to the high of the day than the low of the day you emotional moron |
| I almost went back to work but looks like we V again |
| First rule. Leave emotions out. It will recover or it won't. It's called tuition fees |
| OP might like the car bomb track in his current mood. |
| Is Oklo pronounced “Ah-clow” or “Oh-clow” |
| Reddit is so glitchy.. putssss |
| if we can get close to 700 by EOD ill stop gambling I promise |
| RIVN always confuses me |
| Even worse, SNAP leaps |
| So glad bitcoin is dead… go buy land and metals you fucking internet dweebs. |
| the sndk 700 exp tomorrow are lottos the rest are nice |
| SNDK? |
| yes one tiny department in one particular area of sales is dropping. they don't see the big picture in middle management.\n\nJust stop outing yourself. |
| Priced in!! |
| Love the dalmatian coast. Most beautiful place on Earth. |
| fucking retarded |
| Micron and sandisk are two very different companies... Micron has 3+ years of Capex spending left to buoy them. Sandisk shoild seemingly come back to earth when ram prices normalize. I wouldn't bet agsisnt either for the next 4-6 months and I wouldn't bet against mu for the next couple of years |
| He didn't though\n\nI mean, silver is definitely in a bubble but he didn't say anything about either |
| Guys I have an idea. I'm going to ask ppl for money and promise 100% yoy returns. I'll use cGPT to fake charts every year showing insane growth for everyone. Meanwhile I'll spend all their money on degenerate things. What could go wrong? |
| The woulda coulda shoulda's are hitting hard today |
| Idk about this one chief |
| Basically soft porn |
| beautiful clean algo action - straight red down move, then straight dead cat bounce green candles up halfway the drop, then straight down again |
| Erzähl doch so einen Mist nicht man, das ist nicht witzig. Und wenn du es auch nur ansatzweise erst meinst, dann suche dir bitte Hilfe! |
| That bear trap was epic |
| Not the kind of exit strategy I'd recommend |
| I just told you its peanuts, regard |
| I gambled and the market gambled back |
| Bers finally about to make money? |
| That’s why the strangle the bitch and ride the winner 🤠 |
| >*small partial shutdown*\n\nFTFY |
| This MSFT drop can't be real. |
| MSFT is amazing opportunity. Buy and hold from here. |
| What do you do with all of the time you save by not writing full words? |
| im confident and sound in this |
| Ur down 10k pussy. |
| PUMP ITTT!!!!! |
| Trump criticizing Powell this morning, US fleet steaming in to bomb Iran again, in tandem with a probably insane speech this evening? |
| #When I first woke up and saw everything drilling, my first thought was "what the fuck did he do this time". I thought he bombed Iran or something but this didn't have anything to do with him for once LMAO🤌 |
If you think ORCL cooks its book you're not ready for the reality of META creating Special Purpose Vehicle entities to move its dozens of billions in debt off the balance sheet. \nGood thing they print billions in cash! Oh wait this year their FCF will be ZERO \n zerohedge (@zerohedge) on X As a reminder, META is already neck deep in off-balance sheet debt. Here is a schematic of its .3 billion SPV with Blue Owl "Project Beignet" for the Hyperio... x.com |
| Imagine not buying that cataclysmic Gold dump of 4% ? \n\nShits going to 6000 |
| I'm still amazed people thought MSTR's strategy was going to work in the long run. |
| Should I sell my fortis position to buy copper? |
| Not models, total. |
| Can’t believe I loaded up on stock over the summer and thought I had a guaranteed bagger on my hands |
| Do it and let everyone know how it goes |
| pumps are faster than dumps lmao |
| Sorry too |
| My mom is going to kill me, I lost all my lunch money but 0 dtes on SPY... |
| Pretty sure the floor is beginning to fall out on AI, predictably |
| may be so that's why i have micron too notice that stx killed earnings booked for 15 months and mu had a crazy guide this is the memory sector's nvda moment tesla is considering building for memory as their suppliers cannot keep up |
| zuck admitting he still has no clue what he's doing and stock pumps |
| About to be none soon enough... |
| What he say |
| Working in the 30th story of a downtown building today, bird just full speed committed suicide into my window and scared the shit out of me. blood dripping kept it glued to the window for a moment as it slid to it's icey demise. So that's how my day is going, how is yours? |
| Rap lines I made up for today, help me add more. \n\nStraight up REGARDED! \nEfficient market theory don’t mean shiiit. \nClearly RETARDED! \nAnd I even be swing a little micro Ivy League diiick. \nLeveraged and MARGINED! \nIt’s free money bitch that maintenance call go cliiick. |
| You think April this year ??? Really ? |
| No, don’t do it |
| #IS KING |
| Just dumped half my paycheck into all my losers today |
| Yeah the trading platform with promotion and bonuses like a fucking gatcha game. My friend made me sign up and we got some 100$ for signing up and spinning some wheel looking thing. I never trusted it |
| It's the rarely witness DubYa pattern .... W |
| Gah the beat on “wicked ways” is just so 🔥 |
| short tsla |
| ?? |
| Just small dent, long deal, no worries! |
| Off by 1 day |
| I see you're full port microsoft shares |
| Yes. |
| think positively, do the opposite next time. Boom +11k |
| Only if you’re canadian |
| guhhhh |
| I mean I did buy more calls today too but I don’t love that it’s here on Wall Street bets that gives me either a really good or bad feeling about them. |
| Tim Apple went to the Melania Movie premiere\n\nNo way Apple dumps |
| 11k losses lol. I’ve lost that much in a fricken hour before |
| I don't think MSFT is a buyable dip. Trash products. |
| why not 795 why not us |
| I think I am the worst trader of all time tbh |
| never complaining about theta days ever again…. cuz wtf was this shit …. giant candles both ways, wiping out everyone |
| GLD giveth and GLD giveth\n\nAlso: SLV |
| Is your life worth 11k? |
| Sndk does have risk but micron seems to be growing organically. 400B Valuation, 13x forward p/e, ram prices have increased by 3-4x. Thats unbelievably good for a tech stock. |
| Just shares 🙂 |
| THEY’RE IN THE HOUSE! ✋ 😭 🤚 |
| Damn, that's smart. |
| Like..\n\n\nWHAT happened? |
| Spy is so oversold this is ridiculous |
| Forreal I burned like 6K last month and my wife just said, ‘tax deductible’ |
| Made money off MSFT calls. See y’all tomorrow |
| AMPX is at it again. $15 by the end of the week? By the end of the day? |
| A brother can dream 😴 |
| somebody wanted to by cheap gold |
| How much silver do they need? |
| Gold is back in Green already. WTF is going on? |
| Ok are you implying that YOU are built for this? \n\nYou’re down 85%. \n\nMaybe you’re not built for it either brah |
| TSLA will trade with 25-50% swings in both directions until Elon perishes |
| He didn’t take questions lol that’s surprisingly low energy of him |
| crazy lol spy's vwap range is like 6 dollars right now tf |
| Can’t rule out a W either |
| Is CVNA recovering or going down more |
| You’re 100% correct. But I’ll tell you MY issue friend. It’s holding when I should sell. I’ve sold so many winners that I started to diamond hand things. & it has completely gone against me now that I’m doing it. Need to sell when ahead & that’s that. & if I can’t well then I need to fuck off. |
| Gonna play act like a retarded spastic bull, bought a few SPY 0dte calls 689. Let's see this shit bounce a bit before the shittening continues. |
| Last time they crushed earnings so hard that it went up to 220 then dumped, not because anything was even remotely bad, but because of overvaluation lol. I agree and think it's much more reasonable at around this price if they can continue to deliver |
| Where’s the guy who bought MSFT yesterday for a “nice discount” lol |
| not if the remote operator is straight |
| 11k loss and you’re crying? Go work at Wendy’s for 4 months and make it back |
| The absolute strength from SNDK here is godlike\n\nHopefully it's not -20% after this earnings tonight |
| Why is sandisk green but mu red |
| Can someone give me DoorDash pointers? How do I start? Do I just drive to Chipotle and ask the manager for a job with my resume? |
| A second v has hit the stock market |
| Is it a V or an N? Or perhaps an M? |
| A year? |
| Government shutdown incoming |
| Why the pop? |
| #MSFT beat estimates by a large margin and collapsed -15%. Imagine what would have happened if it had actually missed. LMAO🤌 |
| Brother I went from $10k to $2 million back to $10k in like 3 months. Calm down |
| Days like this it’s almost mandatory to place at least a few spy 1dte calls in right before market close. Your success rate is so high of a gap up the next morning |
| It's very depressing and lonely |
| This is pennies lmaooo. Wait till you see 6 or 7 figures gone in a day |
| Lost 40k during UNH crash |
| If you listened to me and bought calls you’re welcome |
| I kept buying the dip and now I’m in the red and out of money |
| Jesus |
| I’ve lost thousands of dollars before I became profitable I say they are “learning experiences” |
| Yes SPY, retard candle all the way up to $695! |
| That just means spys going up 3% tomorrow |
| Did you factor inflation into your calculations? |
| 🤡🐻 |
| The rare occasion where someone gives good advice lol |
| R.I.P. Corn \n \nDropping into the April lows |