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| SPY has spent all of 2026 so far trying to break 700 and has failed. Bye bye bols |
| The spreads are nuts on those and they will probably reverse split soon. Be careful. |
| I miss the pandemic. |
| Fucking do something fucks sake |
| lol… the top post right now: [“Options…”](https://old.reddit.com/r/BustyPetite/comments/1r12zjq/options/)\n\nOP just cant get away. |
| Same, thanks and this send me on a little research journey. Now I wonder (excuse me if I get it all wrong, I'm relatively new to this): I would understand your logic, if you were pricing in the chance of an impending recession.\n\nLike, jobmarket's really fucked, market thinks this is it we're crashing. \n\nIf you do not see this as a possibillity (and apparently no one ever does around here?), the result would be rate cuts, thereby bullish, wouldn't it? \n\nBonus question: How do you (no one here) not see a recession as an option for the next weeks/months? |
| but my butt is looser than his, i can fit it |
| Pinch a penny in there maybe idk |
| We've had fake government numbers for over a year but sure, this time will be the big crash. lmao. |
| generationsl buying opportunity incoming |
| I love the honesty. People like you will get back up and be smarter the next time around. I blew through $500,000. I doubled it. Now I just spend slowly and mindfully. I still will drop and lose 5K 10K here and there but that’s okay I can lose that. Maybe learn to learn to be okay with what you’re willing to lose first. That will help your habit. |
| You did |
| fucking theta day. boring as shit |
| Nah. Job numbers tomorrow. Wait and see. |
| Why is snap so horny about their AR glasses? I want to know who thinks it’s a good idea? |
| ICYMI: Dia de los Muertos got moved up this year. |
| Good. Now fucking drop to 690 |
| https://preview.redd.it/63mxlh3uxpig1.png?width=474&format=png&auto=webp&s=04db3dc8b9f8b3236db2747ac1bd232baee3ba7b\n\nDude, here's the inverse of his trades. I started with $606.64 and started working backwards. This should be enough money to pay for my ai subscription. |
| Maths is hard. He says 60k or 20k per month. You subtract 60k per month. |
| Too many bag holders, myself included, so coping is the only choice |
| So puts on Judaism? |
| At least CVNA is making me money. |
| Those are all shorts, except the right-most “buy” |
| Switch from glass bottles to plastic. Haven't you seen that video? |
| I have a million before I’m even 30 invested yet I still feel so far behind my friends… everyone not regarded is making 200k these days it seems |
| Corporate needs you to find the difference in these photos of Theta and ISIS |
| Wait is that a real thing you can bet on? |
| >Just like Powell, Waller expects payroll data to be revised downward—to the point where 2025 shows virtually no employment growth (writing properly and using an em dash? Cue in the "I'm an AI" comments, for sure!)\n\nSo it's like a more dramatic comma? You say writing properly, which, alright, but this is a style decision no? |
| SPY just chops around barely green for half the day and now chops around barely red for the other half. Perfectly balanced. |
| Am I doing it wrong? I tell women I make less than I actually do and keep a side apartment |
| Confluent was bought by IBM..... |
| Tomorrow after worst-than-expected job numbers 🥳 |
| we are the bubble |
| 💪 |
| Oligarchs would also be bourgeoisie. |
| but honestly just look at options spreads. they dictate price of stock |
| I just need a bow tie |
| When that Epstein island fuck dies we're rocketing to new highs so fast and hard |
| Smart dude but no common sense or impulse control. Anyone remember his thing with property law notes while in law school? |
| Magic 8 ball isn’t feeling the vibe |
| YouTube is getting bad. The algo is half AI slop, you need to already know what you’re looking for to get good content. |
| Down, but maybe up. But maybe also down |
| Big dump EOD I think |
| It's a mystery novel, so I can't say. |
| BAD |
| I buy at the top because I want to show the market what strong conviction I have |
| This isn't my first rodeo |
| Former CEO. To quote the NY Post:\n\n>he forfeited a $110 million pay package after he abruptly quit the firm he founded following accusations that he assaulted a female employee and shoved meat into her face\n\nI guess the point still stands. |
| T-t-t-t-todayyy juniorrr |
| Yeah 700 is such a ceiling. 696 seems like a prudent move. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/jacked2datitz made a bet that QQQ would go to 608.0 within **6 hours** when it was 614.232 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| well today was incredibly gay |
| its dumping |
| i know a guy who use ladies pads |
| How we feeling about hood calls? |
| Money leaving the market to give it direct to the big tech again |
| https://preview.redd.it/v0kc3u4sxpig1.jpeg?width=1167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=335a8f05f3f2e185d70557c8171cab64e9997aa0 |
| That’s one way to CEO |
| Why do you say this |
| fuck it. i’m buying ETF puts and going to get weed for the night. seeya |
| It going to dump massively tomorrow. Buy puts on anything and they will print. TACO will tweet late in the day to prop up the markets though. Take your profits and head over to OF to enjoy the spoils like a drunken sailor. |
| Genuinely, early movers are all selling off before job reports. Predictably some announcement will be made because Trump and stocks. Calls tomorrow. |
| Buying puts on TSYY, wish I’d thought of this months ago 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ |
| Looks like im abt to be green in NIO again. |
| When 🥭 dies theres gonna be a new definition of a choppy market |
| It amazes me how the one who cuts the rates (FOMC) is the one who already knows about this revision coming, and yet all you asshats assume the Fed will have to make a U-turn on their plan to hold because they've been surprised by the exact thing they're warning about...\n\nBut hey, they don't call you smart money. |
| Butt plug |
| CEO looks like he’s one of us. |
| Suckin on ya sista |
| how do i stop bleeding out my ass |
| Oh wow, I think this may be worse than you thought. If I’m reading this graph correctly, you seem to have lost quite a bit of money! 😬 |
| GOOG already raised 32 billion. The bubble continues 🙄 |
| This is crazy price action to watch |
| Yo momma |
| short dated out of the money options. violent swings both directions |
| so.. world wide child sex ring? no charges? **it's good to be the king.** |
| Man imagine how much hookers and blow this could of gotten you… 😂 |
| Man bulls are so fucking lame; y’all can’t even take 6960 back? |
| buying HOOD rn 🙂 bye bye |
| Yo, we should team up and buy some senators. |
| so youre saying you realized what you were doing was stupid but still kept doing it til you finally got in the green anyway. congrats! imagine if you had just invested in an index fund and put all that energy into enjoying the best years of your life instead? just remember: you’ll never get that time back! |
| QQQ always dumps more than SPY. Idk enough about R2k performance in past crashes |
| #HUGE crash coming soon, very soon LMAO🤌 |
| Need AI 2.0. |
| Thank you…it’s not on the 18 year olds who are told they need a college education to succeed, but instead on the rates that these loans are given and on our representatives for allowing it to happen. \n\nSaying it’s on these kids who are just trying to start their lives is beyond a stupid comment. |
| i miss pre AI days |
| TSLA p/e under 400. Bullish af. |
| Chasing crm puts just for the thrill |
| I guess SPY will never go below 693, time to load up on calls again |
| 4% chance Jesus Christ will return before 2027 |
| What made you think to send this |
| Everyone hinging on jobs report for a dump makes me want calls |
| Your meme is now our meme. |
| Compounding its an insane amount for a young person. Put into the S&P for 30 years and it'll be 3.5 million. Coast FIRE. |
| NET gonna smoke er like your mom smokes pole |
| This crash is pretty weak |
| This low volume and movement today is gay. 70° for a change and sun is out, so I'm hanging it up. Grill and beer time. GL. |
| Go ahead please |
| I think 696c is the way to go. 700 is just not happening anytime soon. |
| bers the type to get so triggered when the market is flat.\n\n\n\nbers every day : **THIS MARKET IS PISSING ME OFF** |
| Uhhhhh no |
| no way sndk ends the day this low right |
| Loading up on TZA. |
| Hmmm should I dump my HOOD weeklies? |
| Omg same |
| I’m pretending this week doesn’t exist and make more mistakes next week? |
| Triple topped on 1 min chart |
| Im rarely bearish but this week will be bulls point of no return, up until now you could have saved yourself. Beyond this point only your charred remains will be left to tell the tale. |
| So the administration is lying to us?!? Shocking! |
| Breaking even was just a dream baby boy…just a dream. |
| I'm so fucked |
| Inflation is still hot, so shitty job numbers aren’t a guarantee of a rate cut. |
| My guess is that the dip on SPY is job reports pricing in. Calls are the move tomorrow. But who knows, life is a mystery. |
| Big pumper inc |
| sandisk please I am begging you |
| If you believe in the trade directionally, go shorter duration for less premium and sell it when it makes 20%. |
| This is only happening because you touch yourself |
| You don’t know him. He ran his own party house in south beach. Heard it from a friend |
| I’m going to buy MSTR calls and there’s nothing yall can do to convince me not to. |
| If we take all the money from Elmo, the Orange, Suckingberg and that Amazon guy and give it to the poor (me&you) would that solve all our problems? Bonus for eating them. |
| I think you missed a digit there friend, lemme fix it for you $150* |
| now puts \n\n |
| Can a company be generationally wealthy? What does that even mean |
| Imagine being so regarded to believe the institutions that control the inflow and out flow of money on the trading floor don’t use that information to benefit themselves, astounding regardedness |
| Calls until bubble burst |
| Proper regard belongs here. |
| Or you could literally just listen to the Federal Reserve, which is the one that oversaw the wine. |
| What did you pick up? |
| pathetic fucking wobbly ass market\n\nGIVE ME A FLUSH\n\nedit: THE OTHER WAY |
| Oh today is because of DHS shutdown, check defense names |
| bouncy bounce back |
| Job report will cook you |
| CNBC - beginning of the end!\n\nDance ghey bears! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| If you’re going to have ai write posts for you, be sure to tell it that people don’t want to read dozens of pages. Tell it to make it shorter and not use headers, embedded hyperlinked words, etc. to appear more authentic. |
| Why not? It's easy money + discount due to mass market selloff. |
| me too buddy, me too |
| Omg same |
| Asts or Tesla |
| 🗣️It’s my $687, and I need it now. |
| Anti Roth IRA |
| Never invest borrowed money. No loans. No margin. Sell everything you can, payoff the loan as soon as you can. Save money, build emergency fund. Then put at least first 10k in a low cost index fund before you get adventurous. |
| EOD pump into dump tomorrow maybe |
| Anything to crush the dollar |
| Holding 695c for tomorrow overnight just like God intended |
| Sitting on the toilet rn |
| am I the only person who doesn't care about the nancy guthrie thing at all? like, people are kidnapped and killed every day why is this my entire youtube home page |
| Gonna be a mother of a dumps near the end of today! 😤 |
| No you’re just stupid for buying the wrong direction option |
| The point that I and a few others are making is that the system set up to need a loan for further education is a bigger issue (and the insane interest). Even if you believe that its acceptable to take a loan, they should be interest free with a one time added fee for set up.\n\nMaybe schools from 1-12 should teach better financial literacy. |
| I mean as long as you are bullish on ai creating crazy amounts of revenue to justify this cap ex and debt raise you should be bullish on Google. Not sure how this is going to affect long and short term cash flow. Will the increase in debt servicing costs be justified with increases in revenues?\n\nMag 7 are all spending like crazy right now with no guarantees on generating increased revenues. |
| What a boring day |
| Exactly im all for guns and miltary gear now cant go wrong with that investment🤣 |
| I'm so glad the new iOS has call screening. I'm no longer pestered about scams like "car warranties" and "severe account deficits that must be resolved regarding your silver futures contracts." |
| His thesis is that it drops in 2 years, isn’t it? |
| ONE?\n\ne/ One as in one position. All in one put? |
| I mean if all this is going on it does explain small caps, but man TLT is scary if that's the case. If we can't even get up to 90 bucks with this kind of a backdrop? We're going to have one heck of a steep yield curve if this plays out over the next 12 months\n\nI'm not sure I would get too excited about betting red though. I mean maybe, there is a possibility especially with some sectors but it also is going to juice the opportunity for rate cut crew to come in |
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| Down down down down |
| Hey, you have a loving family and that's what matters |
| Thanks, man....I'm holding these until the bitter end. |
| Or goodly, depending on the context. |
| dow jones pulling shrek dick numbers |
| yarrak |
| MSFT, NOW, FIG, DUOL, CRWD, TTWO green. These names got smacked with the software dip. |
| nvda might be worse rn then ghey bers |
| I can see this:\n\nRe: Student loans: The people getting degrees in useless subjects like Creative Writing or Women's Studies are definitely not finding jobs in this economy. Even degrees that used to be prestigious like CS degrees are not yielding fruit. r/cscareerquestions does not paint a rosy picture. New grads are cooked. \n\nRe: Credit Card / financing Debt: This is purely anecodotal, but there are far TOO many people with the latest iphone Pro Max models and/or Teslas Model X/Ys that should NOT be having these. Yes, I know a person doing DoorDash that recently financed a Model Y at 6%. That's not even the worst of it, go read [reddit.com/r/askcarsales](http://reddit.com/r/askcarsales) and you will see why. The guy wanting to finance his 70k truck at 20% APY or trading in underwater cars for the next model. I can understand why the post title is what it is. |
| You're the sort of person I absolutely despise so I'm gonna just go ahead and block your fake dogooder ass |
| I demand a 20 point rally in SPX! |
| The $135s he bought for $1.00 are now like $0.35. |
| Context: https://nypost.com/2023/09/20/cs-disco-ceo-kiwi-camara-loses-110-million-after-groping-employee/ |
| # BOTTOM IS IN\n\n# SLAM CALLS FOR FINANCIAL FREEDOM |
| sickening price action |
| I can’t believe this shit chopped sideways literally all day |
| Shrek incoming |
| making free money by putting klarna |
| If you’re gonna crash then crash for real. |
| Too many fucking words. Just buy calls and chill. |
| SanDisk bankrupt by March |
| chasing hims puts just to feel something |
| Spx looks like it’s about to fall off a cliff |
| wake me up when SPY actually drops more than -0.05% |
| Will you just fucking drop FFS |
| Not sure if market is tracking ghey BTC or ghey BTC is tracking the market, fake money |
| Stop fighting Bulls….the pullback is inevitable. Imagine the buying opportunities once its over. We’ll all be rich. |
| SBF was set up by Binance |
| Should be good, in the end |
| Bruh we can't ALL have HOOD calls and expect this shit nto work lol |
| But how are your calls? |
| If you were full porting puts right now what would you go with? IWM QQQ SPY or an individual? |
| Are they arbitrating the dollar as well?\n\nThe USD weakened ~10% since 2024. It appears these data centers are built in the US… so if the USD does a little mean reversion… |
| Sadly thats cause everyone is so spooked to speak freely |
| 🎶These are the games we play, we are the names they say 🎵 |
| the ultimate theta day |
| Why didn’t you all just buy puts when it was at the top this morning? Idiots smh /s |
| #No one cares about tech and AI anymore LMAO🤌 |
| QQQ will never hit 628 again. wild times |
| Remindme! In 1 day |
| Buy the dip! |
| Got margin called please don’t close my puts Robinhood |
| yeah, f this. I am stupid for buying options before an event. |
| Priced in. Even if their crypto revenue for Q4 is $0 they would still be on pace for more than 100% rev growth from 2024 to 2025 |
| Update: Up |
| Was the suspect really wearing a Nike tech fit?? The world isn’t a serious place lol |
| The markets can't keep shrugging off the strength of the U.S. economy. Facts. |
| Which ones do u have puts on and what expiry date |
| It’s like some sort of hard-coded tick. I create a customGPT agent and in the instructions are “Never say the word ‘fluff’ - ever.” It’s can’t help itself. I hardly use it anymore, but the last few conversations ended with “fuck off” “Understood.” Lol |
| Lower jobs numbers means companies have to pay less for payroll, believe it or not, calls. |
| Believe it or not calls |
| calls on scissors |
| omgg |
| For the top 1% it is. The rest… well there’s always the soup kitchen line. |
| Truer words never spoken |
| Welcome to the casino |
| MSTR calls! |
| Thanks, appreciate it |
| Bro just put the fries the bag |
| I’ll take those 600 you got left |
| Yup no reason for it to not be at $330-335 |
| Take it from someone who watches paint dry rather often, SPY is WAY more exciting |
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| Pretty sure Nutlick being BFFs with Epstein took down nana. Crazy times. |
| Seems to be no difference |
| Wait till the market drops this week. I would buy Google at $300 for month out calls at 322 |
| Puts - small positions on consumer cyclicals that people love to buy when they’re flush. Spread em out. And because the market has a hate on for them - small put positions on SaaS companies. One little thing wrong in an ER and those stocks could get annihilated. Just my thoughts. Not advice. Maybe calls on Dollar General lol. |
| Get me a power hour pump up 1% do it |
| Oof, hoping for a rebound for you bro |
| We all know jobs data will be cooked, why we play these games |
| Slap that ask |
| https://preview.redd.it/rnbhk3u9wpig1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa3f084f2735840fcdad062681cb7ec9d1e150fa\n\nIm not rich just want enough to buy wendys for dinner plz |
| CMG 17.50 puts expiring December all day everyday |
| not for another decade |
| Why would I watch paint dry when I could just watch SPY movement today? |
| Yeah I really don’t know with all the mixed signals in the market and maybe a bad job report looming |
| I long for a bullish 🥭tweet |
| What about the pedo oligarchs? |
| Dump it |
| $APP should bounce back to $600 post earnings |
| That’s awesome. Now spend $3-5 per month and use a platform that puts the squiqqle line on a graph |
| 700 is definitely on the menu. But it will crash big time from there. Straight to 630. |
| Meanwhile, JPM casuallty drops 3% from hod and nobody blinks at all... |
| Haircut guy’s in shambles if true |
| Wow, after 5 straight days of SPY knowing how to pump/recover 2 dollars, suddenly forgets after I finally decide to go $20k on 1dte 6985 calls. |
| Yep, and I don't put any faith in this administration to save us from that. |
| spy will pump when Robinhood autosells 0dte calls |
| I did.\n\nIm realizing WSB crowd has changed dramatically.\n\nBefore the game store fiasco everyone here was ritch assholes gambling with with trust fund money.\n\nNow its overun by teens/early 20 year olds with TikTok brain rot that all think the same and scream the same narrative.\n\nAs soon as I saw the MSFT memes I knew it was time to buy. |
| That is you man… |
| Everyone who keeps saying THETA bought puts too early\n\nMy shit looks good. |
| Lows of the day the last bit of support |
| I just saw a video of Wilford Brimley shirtless, crying and eating a bucket of chicken in the shower – and people want to bet AGAINST AI? Give me a break. |
| I like owning a gun in case of tyranny that is all |
| sth* something |
| I hate the god damned pedo bourgeoisie, I’ll tell you that for free. |
| Why not? Is it going to gap straight to 710? |
| it has nothing to do with their 226.6 pe ratio? |
| Manchester United wins td and we rip tomorrow |
| …and a bit of 🌽. |
| I Canada we have no interest on the federal portion but the provincial portions vary by province. \n\nFor me it means about 90% of my loans are interest free. Just because of how the divide ended up. |
| 420 |
| You are the reason I made this comment lol |
| Hunting for $691.7\n\nTrying to help out bulls |
| Last chance to buy spy above 6950 before we tumble down into hell. |
| Algos: Pump at open. Trap regards, take their money, rinse and repeats daily lol |
| The market hardly ever takes a moral stance. People like making money. |
| Pull it |
| Time for Klarna and Affirm to step up. |
| Vol is the only thing that gives me juice starting at charts in the office. Today has been lamer than lame. Give me some price action |
| Flat markets are bullish because >!I said so.!< |
| I'm going to assume he didn't listen to any of us and is now down 50% on his 600k. |
| So the stock that went up 1,800% in a year went down a bit... shocking.... |
| The people managing trillions of dollars are smarter than you'll ever be |
| nice congrats! |
| Asts or general market. Damn it. Should’ve stuck to selling puts… threw in 20% of my portfolio on calls I thought I’d trade out then felt trapped seeing it swim down. Dumb as fk |
| My portfolio is so fucking shit. |
| the fate of the market lies in the meme coins bitcoin and silver |
| Feel bad for u.. |
| no |
| Software |
| PLTR going down only because burry says it should is a real disgrace |
| Incoming ! \n\nHousing Market Crash!\n\nor Ai Bubble Burst! |
| THETAGANGBANG |
| Wokeatly put 11 |
| Surveys suck dick - that's why the strongest moneybags in the world relies on them |
| Thinking of buying Google calls 1 month out, 322 strike. Or not? I have no idea what I’m doing |
| You do realize that gofundme money would go right into a room-temp IQ option play right |
| /s for my own sanity |
| I sold all of my options for a 200% gain, put it all into stock at 369 out of respect. I think 400+ will be easier now with a sentiment change. |
| I yolo'd into calls last time we were this close and got liquidated. |
| Someone is actively suppressing the price of Google, mark my words! |
| Hasn't that been the case for like the last two weeks |
| I've just been playing the volatility game with silver futures today, and this afternoon is slooow |
| Flat markets are worst than bear markets |
| why did you reply to me instead of op though 😭 I know I probably need help turning my life around as well with my empty life and heavy weed addiction to study for being a radiology tech, but at least I was way luckier than op and managed to turn my 10k savings into 50k over the last 2 years. Then again op technically had more luck at certain moments like when they turned 5k into 110k somehow, but then fumbled the bag in the most regarded fashion. |
| Long MU Jan 800c (inexpensive vega) |
| Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket |
| So 7:30 am tomorrow unemployment data comes out. At 7:35, emergency rate cuts announced. Spy flat. |
| You still have $606.64 you can make it back |
| damn why we crashing? everything is red |
| RIVN historical chart is amazing. 5 day: +5%, 1 month: -21%, 6 month: +29%, 5 year: -85%. |
| My portfolio goes where rklb and hood go |
| Rookie numbers, I’m down 150k$ on calls 🙁 |
| > The government provides public sanitation, electrification (sometimes, privatized in many areas of US), the interstate highway system, funded the invention of the internet, funds public services like the postal service and public education (K-12), which are government interventions that all massively increase productive capacity.\n\nEverything you've listed there is an absolutely minuscule fraction of the government budget, and I don't know where you live, but in many places even those services (e.g., the roads, public schools) are horribly managed. I can agree that the government does facilitate productivity in several key ways, but the vast majority goes in the opposite direction, and we can directly link the greatest crises of our time (housing, healthcare, education) to government perverted incentives.\n\n>Children working in mines, 12 hour, 7 day work weeks, \n\nThis is one of the worst economic misconceptions out there. Do you know what people called child labor and endless work before "capitalism"? They called it *normal*. 98% of all men, women, and children in history worked backbreaking labor on farms and the like before the industrial revolution. It was free market enterprise that gave society enough spare productivity to ban child labor. It was Henry Ford who standardized the 40-hour work week. \n\nPoison and destruction are different categories altogether, as they are forms of violence. Preventing violence is the biggest benefit the government can actually provide.\n\nAnd sure, you agreed with me that the government made things worse, but you're still approaching the issue as though the government has the easy button, we just didn't push it right. They don't have the easy button, because they are not equipped to judge who is going to get a return on an investment in college. Local lenders with skin the game are. Anything else is pretty much guaranteed to skew incentives and produce worse outcomes. |
| thanked the lord i didn’t try to mess with spy today because ik that shit would’ve decimated me |
| You have a choice to own a gun that is all |
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| That doesn’t even make sense |
| If the blatant facts, with sources, wasn’t enough to imply validity to this post… all the retards saying, “doesn’t matter” “priced in” “means a rate cut” “calls it is” … is the nail in the coffin.\n\nInverse WSB ftw\n\n1 dte SPY 688p locked and loaded |
| There’s a couple of nice dopamine hits in there. Looks like you had a fun time at the casino. |
| Do you really think there's anything the ruling class in this country WON'T monetize? \n\n***Can't have plebs brains getting all large without taking a cut!*** \n\n\n\n |
| You have a choice to own a gun right now |
| The is not edging. You're not going to see 700 any time soon. |
| Ouch |
| charles schwab ova here |
| Send me a private chat. My rates are fair. |
| When can i yolo TSLA futures on margin |
| Fuck it we ball |
| this is all known info, i.e. market prices it. Any surprise to this either up or down may cause swings |
| Very likely. |
| Your mom always gives it away. |
| Down boyo |
| Someone really needs to teach me a hard lesson |
| the people don't have a choice |
| Yo momma says the same thing whenever she looks at you |
| No such thing as the Mag 7 any more. It's the Mag 6. TSLA is a POS hanging by a thread. |
| This is the worst kind of edging for SPY700 . |
| If AI is truly the game changer everyone thinks it is, then it's a good thing that Google is spending so much on it. The problem is that we won't see a decent return on all this spending anytime soon. Personally, I think that Google is the best positioned out of all the Mag 7 to succeed with AI right now, thanks to investments in TPU hardware, their cloud business, and info gathered from sources like YouTube. But I'm regarded so I'm probably wrong on all this. |
| Public clouds gave anyone the chance to build without there own hardware. Now that software creation is getting cheaper these companies can build so much more and simplify the interface for the users. All these software companies that don't really require a network of users seem especially doomed. See you in hell Jira. |
| I can only imagine what a wackass chatgpt prompt you typed to sound this criminally cringy |
| Man, All day my thoughts have been thank fuck I did not buy SPY calls today, lol |
| Their retail business is not what drives their valuation. It's all in the compute. |
| I was debatng hood calls but then i read about how much crypto is actually part of their net profit |
| Wow, we're only 1℅ away from $700. |
| As if they have a choice right now |
| Banbet or you pu**y |
| Took TGT $111 for this week! Thanks brother |
| The 50 people with money globally. |
| I'm just an AI bull. I think you all are wrong. it's not going away; it's not even slowing down. |
| I want to cry today. |
| 🐻: You turned Theta🏳️🌈ng against me!!!\n\n🐂: You have *done that yourself*! |
| Yeah, I have one simple rule that has made 95% of my forex trades profitable. Always be short JPY. (and don't use too much leverage) |
| Just vibe coded a new PLTR. Trust me bro |
| Actually it's mostly Americans 401ks |
| You think? |
| Technically yes but it gets written off annually. You only pay it if you leave the country for more than 180 days (when you return you stop paying interest again). And our loans are capped at like $4000/$USD per year, even for medicine and law.\n\nStudent loans are therefore not seen as “bad debt” by banks and it doesn’t impact your mortgage borrowing.\n\nWe also get given money for free by the government to live during undergraduate study. If you work while studying and earn over a certain threshold your payments get reduced.\n\nMost people just pay off their loan slowly and let inflation eat it unless they are moving overseas or they want to pay off the last chunk to have more money for mortgage payments. Student loans repayments get automatically calculated for us by the government with our taxes (which the government also does for us) and it gets taken out of your pay before you receive it.\n\nhttps://www.paye.net.nz/calculator/\n\nHere’s a calculator that shows how it works. |
| You put too much information.\nall that was relevant was old number and corrected number. Maybe a link to the source. |
| its going to rip back to $95-100 after they raise guidance from the prediction market contracts they added |
| Asts is down 5% |
| The Fed has its own analysts. The BLS uses surveys. |
| $200 ain’t “money” goy |
| Where the emergency rate cut announcement |
| No people dont want mass surveillance thats all |
| Only way to heal market is by deleting cryptocurrency from the internet |
| I think it’s down from here. You’ll have swings green but looks to be in a down trend. |
| It's like watching an AI regurgitating words that seem sorta-related. |
| Mango been real quiet since the eptein files dropped |
| How bad could th drop be and also is it before the bell?? |
| Just turn your phone upside down and you’ll feel better |
| It's not a bear trap or bull trap. It's a money pit with a fire at the bottom. Just throw your money in. Don't guess. |
| https://preview.redd.it/48cuvcvbvpig1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e34535733d68b489dd73a062a9fa97a20613fe\n\nHere you go |
| How are you out 7k? it went up? |
| HUM must’ve leaked earnings |
| By tomorrow would be cool |
| Green now. Won't be soon. Decay will chew these all up. |
| You need to ask Metatron. |
| Then all at once it will be just the perfect amount of job losses for the professionals to rug pull claim the sky is falling and leave retail holding the bag. |
| power hour better go crazy |
| LMAO IMAGINE BEING A HIMS BAGHOLDERS |
| ‘I’m gonna buy my car out of a giant vending machine’ - retards |
| How many days of dip we get? Historically. |
| Shoot this goy made money on puts |
| Priced in, buy calls. |
| It’s shit but I buy it every time it hits the 60s and I’m making 15% on every pump. |
| Futures going to go straight up so we can do this again 🤣 |
| The only one spending within their means on capex and the most diversified |
| What are we thinking. My 100 Friday calls r down 35% FML need 50% more and I bet huge on it |
| PLTR telling us institution demand for high beta is crumbling. |
| Gearing up for a bloody Wednesday |
| I analyzed your chart and recognized the chart pattern. Based on strict my analysis and comparison to historical data, it’s confirmed without a doubt- you’re retarded. |
| Spy going back to 670s by Friday, book it |
| just a slow stranglehold as theta rapes the market |
| For example if shopify post solid Q4 results, the jobs/unemployment data is going to cause a market wide drop, |
| Taking a second mortgage to go all in on BTC |
| Yeah on lemonade that has about 0.01% market share |
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| Tired of the house winning :.( need to be on the other side of every trade I’ve done |
| So we sold off because the goyim were making too much money?? |
| Market is anticipating a move down and building a floor at 6700. |
| Turned out to be a bad day to buy WFC |
| Lets hope we both eat |
| SPY hasn't yet caught the MSFT fade. |
| The pigs will always be fed, worry not. They are needed to keep the farm running. |
| Well you are in it for the long run |
| I'm sorry your honor, my client has that DDOG in him |
| how many more of our portfolios must be sacrificed to baal and moloch |
| Do you think it goes above 100 anytime soon ? |
| I dont really get the lets baghold the mag 7 strategy at the point, downside risk is way higher than analysts price in |
| 🥭 meeting Xi on Friday. China stocks go boom soon? |
| Saudi props it up |
| bad news is absolutely fantastic news, right? |
| Totes my goats |
| Dude who the fuck cares about a stupid ass bridge. |
| Retail doesn’t make the markets, funds do |
| https://preview.redd.it/e05qqz7zupig1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6af7429d5bd67fbbd1004e5cb0bf25275b65bbe8 |
| wdym? puts are up rn |
| see you next year |
| You already have a bet going - MSFT to 440.0 before 16-Feb-2026 09:55 AM -05 |
| Fuck em |
| Hear me out. Pam Bondi |
| !banbet msft $430 1d |
| so how much did you lose on Tesla puts? |
| It clearly does if insurance is half price |
| Too much uncertainty coming up |
| scratch that, reverse it |
| I miss Mars already |
| Yup. Made 200%/$1500 on Iwm puts though. Was stupid to take the loss on spy puts just to double down on Iwm puts but I got lucky |
| I've been reading the Epstein files and he was always bullish. |
| We all are hope you bought puts |
| Or down 🤷♂️ |
| I’ve heard that one before |
| 1 word. Optimus |
| Palanturd |
| Probably when the stock price hits 440 |
| This thing is just gonna rocket up in the last 5 minutes ain’t it? |
| Have you opened the IWM chart since I posted this? Check the times. \nI'm already green. |
| absolutely, double down |
| Easiest bull trap in history spotted when you zoom out |
| Bigly |
| Can't argue with results. This might just pan out. |
| The Big Beautiful Bill cut SNAP benefits by $200 billion over ten years in order to fund tax cuts for billionaires.\n\nPuts on poor folks surviving off of food stamps. |
| Market doesn’t care. They want to flush us out either way.. especially with a volatile USD and yen, midterms that will cook 🥭, and strained foreign relationships |
| Looks like we should have bought the MSFT under $400 dip . |
| Fucking legend. Played the same at the top thank you sir |
| I was up 100 pcnt earlier. \nNow up ~20 pcnt. \n\n\nHold for gold. |
| 🤣 |
| Say good bye to your money |
| Closing app till tmr, if I can’t see my losses it doesn’t exist! |
| hows it even legal to buy CVNA lol |
| I think you’re right about one thing |
| Top 10% own 90% of stock apparently, so yes. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1rj3it2mupig1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ab0494a01353f7b11dff885ea35781419f3677f |
| What's this, volume for ants? |
| What's going on in that head Sundar? |
| It'll be fun to see how the media plays with this exact same thing. |
| "When the fun stops, stop." |
| Gross |
| Gold 40,000 is only 3 doubles away. Get in now. |
| Why the fuck would Tesla be green and Google red. What kind of based retard cretin would hold Tesla, let alone BUY it now? The venn diagram between them and BTC "investors" that sell "investing" courses through YouTube must be pretty close to circle |
| Loans to gamble, youre the problem with America |
| Lunch break: selling AUR volatility against a large long position; rr on MSTR June short 100p long 200c; long MU January 500c. |
| “we want to make sure we do it in a fiscally responsible way, and that we invest appropriately, but we do it in a way that maintains a very healthy financial position for the organization.”\n\nLmfao |
| Ok resume the pump. |
| whats the banking? i have the gold card |
| Hmmm, maybe you did. Depends on how that last 606 dollars goes. |
| 695 pin EOD, also so long my ban has come |
| Enron all over again |
| ASTS with the head, head, head, head and shoulders on the 3m lmao |
| About or over 30B profit each quarter. This is fine. Either their debt provides upside as they expect or they pay it off over time. Nothing burger news |
| Haven’t looked at OKLO in awhile, wtf happened to that delusional stock. -40% in 3 months |
| Sir this is a casino |
| Honestly still pretty good |
| Buy in the green sell in the red baby! |
| I looked through a lot of the accounts commenting calls for tomorrow. So many of them are bots. I fear the hedge funds are looking for bag holders. Let’s see who’s right. |
| This year it's lambo or homeless shelter for me, I'm really gonna risk it all on my next trades. I'll be sure to post the gain/loss here for yall |
| schwab down 10% kekw |
| Either way I lose money my next buy is $rope |
| No, they expect one of us at the wreckage brother |
| You don't think we'll get a relief rally tomorrow after multiple days of dump? |
| He’d be just the first, he perjured when he said he cut ties with Epstein in 2004 to senate committee, what else did he lie about? |
| Everything is already priced in. The market is all knowing |
| LFG!!! (foaming at the mouth) |
| Outlaw trading algorithms |
| It's going the complete opposite direction,If they cut rates it will be catastrophic to the market. |
| Any Robinhood enjoyers, I got my Banking invite today. Check your app they might be doing a push today. |
| Question is how do they know this and why would the job losses be so big?\n\nWouldn’t they have the same numbers as bls or do they do their own surveys?\n\nAnd lastly is the Trump admin really cooking the books? |
| They say tomorrow may be the bloodiest red day since the revolution |
| I got a bunch at $7-8 range last week. Yesterday's news was very bullish, not sure if we hit $6... but Ill buy that dip too. |
| Yezzir, so fat it cant walk through airplane aisles |
| Most of your options are three days out. None of them will hit and you'll lose all your money. |
| Bulls hate pumping. They just love stalling everything out |
| No catalyst left for markets |
| I wanted to get HOOD at a decent price. Pissed me off it hit $69 in after hour the other day but not during the trading day.\n\nSo curious what happened at Earnings today |
| slowly then suddenly |
| where I come from a hood rocket means something else |
| why? |
| Poor algos trying to get a V going but no buyers 🤣 |
| I'm the guy with a 190-50 BanBet record, so premiums are high. |
| Yeah Mango to busy shitting his pants half the time to realize that he got a mean cocksucker like Elton John next to him |
| Your wife's rating was downgraded from attractive to neutral. |
| Believe it or not calls! |
| 1-2% commission is probably lower then most real sportsbook edges, so thats probably pretty bullish for HOOD I would imagine. |
| think 680 0DTE is good right now ? |
| Oh don't worry, I've got leaps on MSFT too lmao. |
| Investor class? You mean gamblers. |
| You're assuming everyone is in the same financial bracket. To you this may seem a lot, but this could be fractional to many others. |
| 🙏🏼🙏🏼 profit is profit\n\njust like when i say $20 is $20 from the wendys dumpster |
| Holy shit I thought asts calls this week was no brainer buy at 99 goes to 105-109 and now I’m out 7k. Anyways can someone help plan with the jobs report tmr what are we thinking. Do I derisk now close half or hold. Bad trade. |
| the US should go to war with Iran.\n\nThis would be good for my war etf stocks |
| Gainz |
| HOOD call 95, check back in 3 hours. |
| How is selling options not free money when absolutely nothing ever fucking happens? |
| im thinking we go back down to the low and then we V |
| Lets see, down another 160k today, for a negative 285k. big balls on you buddy! |
| I have $1 in my checking account. I have no idea how I ended up on this thread. God speed you crazy investing apes |
| What prompt did you use to bias the output in this way? |
| Expecting a fat HOOD rocket. Won’t accept anything else |
| Could u explain |
| I’m buying puts but on your port. What’s the premium looking like on those? |
| You could do TA on his p&l |
| https://preview.redd.it/hbci0ap5upig1.jpeg?width=308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=672563bc99b4e17c31cd827cb608b5a1a063deb3 |
| Monica is still hot |
| You don't? |
| Since IV is high , I’m running spreads to lower cost basis but also cap gains in the event that the price goes beyond the short leg ($135-150).\n\nReduces my cost basis by 30-40% effectively. Super-long position. Shares that are attached to covered calls at $150-160 strike, for a little bit of income since IV juiced. |
| Only way she’d marry him prolly |
| They’re doubling down on AI but now need a ton of financing via debt because virtually every company that went all in on AI is hemorrhaging money. \n\nRather than admit their mistakes, they’re collectively doubling down on an already losing bet. It’s not even hubris, they’re already generationally wealthy so what the fuck do they care if they default on loans or cause a global recession? Only hurts us plebs.\n\nIn fact, a recession is likely good for people wealthy like these CEOs. They can then hoard more shares, property and concentrate more power as the economy (hopefully) recovers. If you weren’t aware before, it should be clear as day now that the country is “of the rich, by the rich and for the rich.” |
| Holy shit I thought asts calls this week was no brainer buy at 99 goes to 105-109 and now I’m out 7k. Anyways can someone help plan with the jobs report tmr what are we thinking. Do I derisk now close half or hold. Bad trade. |
| Θ day |
| AMZN goes to what on the initial candle if Bezos is reinstated as CEO? |
| Good thing is that Wendy’s is hiring. You’ll earn it back in 15 short years. We’re pulling for you. |
| If the Fed already knows this revision is coming, they won't cut. \nSo, the market is only left with lower job numbers. People will take profits. |
| Exactly why mango hired her |
| What a bullshit trading day. Only the pedos are winning. |
| That’s what stress does |
| Thanks for the feedback! Yea I’m gonna sell today and check how it goes tomorrow. Use this as a learning opportunity to make better informed decisions in future. |
| bullish, loading up on calls |
| Yeah let me get a sti like he did to from the pump |
| Eh, what's another $600 pissed away lol |
| Typo thanks. 25.5 |
| I am getting clapped so hard |
| *spits in the volume* here you go, sir |
| Can Carnie just put up a plaque on the south half of the bridge in sardonic honor of 🥭, let him claim victory and get the trade drama over with?\n\nWe all know what this is. Can we just skip it this time? |
| re.sub(“ar”, “au”, “artistic”) |
| MU higher low |
| $NET calls before earnings |
| Will the 🌈bers make money today? We’ll find out on the next week episode of 🐉ballz |
| It's WSB, so whatever the logical thing is meant to happen, they'll rally against the opposite theory. |
| If Nutlick is canned is that bullish or bearish? |
| How are the numbers wrong, didn’t they replace the last person bc the numbers were wrong and this is supposed to be the numbers are right guy? |
| Well looks like robots will be back in the circlejrk soon, hope all the apes got those cheap calls, if not, you should really consider that dumpster behind Wendy’s |
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| Congrats on the win. Sell and live to fight another day. Not FA so dont blame me if it goes 500% after you sell. |
| !Banbet QQQ -1% 1D |
| If I had an account for every time I said "Well at this point I might as well blow up my account" |
| Needs to say AI a few more times |
| what would a non-government agency (Federal Reserve) know about a government agency (Bureau of Labor Statistics) |
| I became an international $AMZN bagholder |
| yeah, exited my long positions. Fearing that earnings call and guidance could cause a nasty drop across. |
| Me!\n\n\nJust threw in even more today. |
| Excuse me, can we get some volume over here please. Thanks. |
| We can't recruit so I have no idea who is unemployed. In 2004 we had 4000 applications per cycle, we are only getting less than 400 per cycle now. |
| Inverse this guy for max wins |
| Need that pump like Bill pumped Monica |
| She looks like she sucks a meam dick with her resting bitch face |
| Literally no reason to be going down |
| Its gonna be extra crispy |
| RISE AND SHINE HOOD PLS |
| Everytime I get Spotify calls I get fucked so naturally the one time I don't..... |
| war is bullish, unemployment is bullish, market will pump as intended |
| Only have 1 contract. $697 put bought this morning |
| Ngl id happily smash leavitt |
| Yeah I got some lottos seems like negative Nancies had their fun with it |
| My QQQ put finna print boyos |
| Star Wars better |
| TSDD calls! |
| The best |
| Like watching paint dry today |
| Been paying for at least 15 years over here. I love being saddled with debt my entire adult life Can't wait to be done. I am not even in the field I studied. |
| Do you have a subscription fee? |
| What’s stg? |
| Bet on unity |
| Because we're married and our finances are one pot? She was servicing the loan just fine before we got together.\n\nThe issue is people taking the loans, then not paying enough on them to cover the interest plus some principal. That's when you get into situations where the balance grows despite making payments. |
| Data hasn’t meant anything for all of 2025, what makes you think 2026 is different. \n\nNo data, cooked data, bad data, SPY 700 (coming from someone who has puts) |
| Same here nothing but Jesus matters during these times |
| Hedge funds also need to feed their kids. |
| Who thinks trump will cook the jobs report Tomm and Thursday and make it lower than it really is to make the fed cut |
| Is like milfhunter, he sleeps with alt of 🌈 🐻 |
| Leavitt getting chubby |
| Thanks ChatGPT, this confirms my narrative. |
| The v is gonna reject. Heading lower |
| Holy shit. Can you flip burgers? |
| I only have 1 option as I’m still learning and wasn’t much capital so wasn’t scared of loosing it. Will sell today though instead of waiting for tomorrow I think. Let’s hope it doesn’t turn out to be bad decision with big red tomorrow |
| What happened |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/BearContra made a bet that SPY would go to 689.0 within **1 day** when it was 695.02 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 10 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| But look at that gain of $500 after hours! |
| That is Nutlick to you, good sir. |
| Sold my Feb 20 GFS 40.00 calls early. |
| >The only US bank with real money left in it is the Comex, and you’re currently witnessing a bank run\n\n✅️ |
| The only smart man on this thread |
| Never meet your gyros 🥙🤤 |
| Sell puts and call. Withdraw money. Delete app |
| Wow. They are really doubling, tripling and quadrupling down on chatbots that are already decreasing in user sentiment and demand. \n\nFucking yikes. |
| No, it's not. Powell explicitly repeated it several times. |
| BTW I didn't finish reading your second sentence about the market digesting this revision in March, which is wrong because the rate cuts are priced in daily via fed funds futures. This trade's narrative is so factually wrong and regarded that it might just work. |
| Anyone who believed the jobs stats coming out recently really ignored the fact the every admin agency without some independence has been warped and gutted. |
| Tsat even better |
| Cod better |
| Until it stays down for good where it belongs. |
| Rate cut when? |
| I’m honestly impressed |
| Lmao probably! That drop would have scared the shit outta me |
| Gonna go get Taco Bell |
| Going with hood shares and selling them overnight. Dont trust the macro environment tomo to do calls |
| https://preview.redd.it/mwly62m4upig1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e3e7eb5e20549500a8439f0a73c9c75b570ec3e\n\nOptions> Margin> Not being a regarded. Anyone can do it brotha, proud of you. I would actually be up so much if I just avoided all the dumb shit I did lol. I had msft, Costco, Nvdia, Amd in 2017 because someone told me to buy companies you used daily. I sold all that shit to trade options 🤦♂️ |
| i dont see the trump post you guys are talking about?\n\n |
| This has to be a bull trap. No fucking reason for SPY to be clinbing out of its hope right now. Absolutely none. |
| Loaded some 6900p, is this going to 0 |
| Yeah hood going to get rugpulled and lose 50% |
| This dude got blown the fuck out. Huge losses. |
| yall forgot about the daily 2pm pump? |
| Good bot |
| It'd been a Theta day all day. Bulls entering now are gonna get capped |
| depends what the markets doing that minute |
| SPY back to green. Always stairs down, elevator up |
| Bearhunter hunts till hes out of ammo then hes a bitch and leaves the woods |
| Greenday any bad news makes spy go green |
| Huge Clifford incoming |
| RIVN barely moved with all the R2 reviews and media stuffed being released. Big oopsy coming for them. |
| Nothing a lot of photoshop can't fix. |
| 😭 |
| Or hold the bags |
| He’s a bear that hunts for bears via bear letf puts |
| Mega pump into close |
| No like your dad your whore of an aunt. |
| Can’t believe I’m a NFLX bag holder. I don’t even use the service and honestly I hate the company. The absolute worst lmao |
| Could all the banks being down 3-5% while most of tech is red lead to a red SPY? \n \nNo apparently not. |
| Uh bros I meant to say 0.2% instead of 2% down, too late to change? |
| That’s literally what you’re doing lol. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2s21ebv7tpig1.png?width=461&format=png&auto=webp&s=72de08858b5cc185d465e68957488d396e0f95f5\n\n |
| Fuck this imma go play halo |
| This is such a ridiculous question lol. I find it amusing when ppl don’t follow current events at all but also wanna play the stock market. Like whatever who cares what the federal government, aka most gigantic whale in existence, is doing |
| I'm poor even by doing something so... |
| Let me have ChatGPT draw a caricature of me using ChatGPT hahahaha look at me hahahahaha |
| What will happen if I'm right? |
| Lol. Or you could just pay for premium so the creators you watch are paid. But keep justifying stealing. |
| I think he already sold it for Duolingo stocks. Check his history |
| https://preview.redd.it/79lkvk65tpig1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c19a1edd0b4107b5efe6abb6d6582fab331a5ade |
| That’s what I’m wondering |
| You're not wrong so far. I'm already up a few grand |
| Because they're all overbought and don't have the revenue to back up their current inflated prices. |
| Let's see if Hood flies back to $100 |
| What were your winners? |
| Yeah I paid for it. I'm sure you have your own fetishes. |
They're killing it with their premium subscribers, getting close to the best case scenarios:  Valuation made simple - RAST app.rast.guru |
| Elon's building a data center megacity that's opening by December so we don't need them anymore. |
| Nice short-term capital gains tax |
| that V lasted about as long as I do |
| Downward revisions are consistent throughout all admins. Biden’s numbers were revised down about 1m after he left office. 😂 |
| Finally warm enough to get back to sunning my asshole |
| Let me guess, if data good tomorrow we go up because strong economy. If bad, we go up because of future rate cuts. |
| No |
| Nobody cares about truth anymore. The train is headed for a cliff and speading up. Every man for himself. |
| Does bearhunter hunt for bears, or is he a bear that hunts? |
| Thanks, man. 👍🏻\n\nQQQ has already been hurt, and historically, they're less affected by the revision data. \nYou could try, but I'm choosing the ones with the most room to fall. \n |
| Calls it is! |
| Trump announces we are about to go to war\n\nmarket drops $1\n\nBulls: Whats the heck its been nearly 30 minutes since he announced war. V already!\n\nmarket: Yeah youre right... V's\n\nif you arent making money in today's market you ain't black |
| You buying khc itm??? |
| Wendys, pizza hut, edie Bauer, Macy's and sooo many other businesses shutting down a ton of stores. Items becoming more and more expensive. Tariffs, wars, Its time 🥭 is impeached. The market is gonna go even more down hill from here |
| lol. Yup. You’ll never recover from that |
| I bought like 600 bucks worth of 3DTE puts just to hedge this job market report. Probably should have done more but trying not to get greedy. |
| Aliens found, space rotating to guns |
| https://preview.redd.it/85hmxzyxspig1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc821efbb9d3733e1a591ccbab341d2db24a8c74\n\n |
| Bought at 700 when is it coming back 🙁 |
| Cuz I can't go down every day. Just wait till tomorrow if you want it to go down. |
| So 2/20 100c HOOD? |
| v to 700 |
| You’d think given how many times a “strong labour market” was used to explain part of the reasoning for not cutting. But who knows. |
| This is the part everyone loads up on puts and it sends spy above 700. \n\n(insert Pepe smoking the hopium emoji) |
| Howard lutnick, if the ameritards cabt get rid of him theres no hope |
| Feeling pretty 🌈 |
| Oh yeah, watch me buy a single call... |
| u still holding? |
| mid 90's were fantastic brother |
| SPY not bullish on the 30 minutes. I'll hold for sour hour |
| SPY with the fabled Deca-Top pattern since October. |
| Tomorrow gonna be another liquidity crunch where everything goes down? |
| Calls of course. |
| headline shock trading mostly (Trump Truths) |
| Now it goes up |
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| You love burning money or something? |
| We have the double whammy of terrible jobs and massive inflation. Rate cuts just kills the economy faster |
| I thought this was funny. I feel like there is one of these a year that I like. |
| My dumbass buying weeklies again because I refuse to learn my lesson |
| The problem is the stock market is irrational. The economy is going down the shitter and we are at all time highs. This might cause a small dip, followed by a big rally. Same thing happened last week, Jobs numbers were worse than expected on Thursday, then Friday we rallied. |
| Shits going to moon |
| V's as per usual. Nothing will ever make SPY dump |
| I agree with this espically the ai they tryna stop paying real people and replace everything with robots to not pay for 401ks Healthcare hourly rates salaries any benefit you get from working you will be replaced while everyone fights about illegals they slowly stripping everyone naked |
| SNDK holding onto 550 for dear life. |
| why space stocks dump?\n\n |
| Bill Hwang is that you?? |
| Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda.... |
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| Short interest on ONDS is 30% +. \n\nOpportunity to short squeeze if you regards buy like crazy. |
| Go down you fuck |
| Space stonks moving the wrong way 😦 |
| It's like they know I have 6955ps LMAO 🤌 |
| So the $40B a month they are printing since December is not QE. Oh okay. |
| Elmo: “TSLR burger is definitely not my ground up adrenochrome victims” |
| > , you can fix it,\n\nCan he though? |
| Ugh.... Buy signal just flew up |
| Theta gang is running roughshod over all bulls and bears, the end times are upon us. |
| BTW indeces have basically been flat both yesterday and today. We are trading the dollar right now. |
| fck your PUUUUUUUUUUTS |
| FSD will never be accepted until they admit camera only doesn’t work |
| it's a fuckin good album, so he sounds trustworthy |
| https://preview.redd.it/4cytgmsmspig1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed18f4e898a14bfbc4c625540f794b5a70626a14 |
| So, that's why I'm opening Puts. If the Fed already knows this revision is coming and they've signaled they're willing to hold, it means things are worse, and the Fed is ok with it. That works against small caps and regional banks. |
| If jobs are bad tomorrow aren’t we gonna start pricing in some future rate cuts |
| Are you long here? Could u explain your play a little bit with the spreads ? |
| This proves that the only thing fueling this market is the investor class. They’re looking for more players and liquidity to keep stocks artificially high |
| Just pumps for no reason even though none of the holdings pumped. \n \nSPY is getting dominated by options leverage. |
| Anytime dude. I'm a white collar slave too but with some trade background. I'm always ready to jump ship and go into any of the above areas if needed. \n \nGlad I could help. Good luck on your journey. |
| Too many dumb bols in here buying calls, put slams |
| How is this news? The jobs numbers have been catastrophically wrong for years |
| Up 95% and u aint already out of the position, maybe you’re meant to not make money |
| Sell it rn |
| I know you did. |
| GOOGL just pissing me off |
| Believe it or not, call your local Wendy’s and thank them. |
| oh boy retail... |
| Bears = dumb money |
| Wouldn’t they and the markets have made past decisions understanding this, implying both the expectations and action is at least partially built in?\n\nBut… whatever. Economy is going to shit! ALL TIME HIGHS incoming. Good news? ATH. Bad news? ATH. Obv. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. |
| Confucius say too many bear here today, means go up |
| Why wait for 680. Now seems like good as a time as any. Drop it |
| Too many dumb bears, this wont dump |
| Exactly. As if that man is even capable of shutting the fuck up long enough to not be recognized... |
| they are all regarded |
| They are desperately trying to hold this up |
| SPY is a loaded spring and the shills say dump so PUMP IT |
| About to cut my MU call spread loose that I had way too much conviction in before it's worthless :/ |
| The federal reserve doesn't expect anything. They make decisions on the data they have. If the jobs report is really bad as to outweigh their worries of inflation they would cut. \n\n\nAll that being said I wouldn't expect a cut, even with bad job numbers. But I'd also go by whatever the predictive markets think is very likely. Which right now is no cut. I think your puts are a good idea. Even if rate cuts become the predictive favorite it'll time for that to gain traction. \n\n\nPuts feb 13. \nCalls after rate cuts trend to likely? |
| I will never understand why some regards love to yeet everything into everything. |
| Buddy, I’ve been gambling everyday for 20+ years. It’s all I think about and I still haven’t gotten addicted so I doubt it’s happening. |
| No more trade deals\n\nNo more AI\n\nNo more Weed stocks\n\nNo more space stocks |
| SPY low: $692.85????? |
| whyd fuck does everytime i look at the stock it pumps nwhy |
| Imagine if your grandpa becomes a Dow $50k bag holder. |
| Hood is heading for the mid 90s at least |
| Ooofff. 0DTE? |
| Sell and take your initial out |
| JUST. FUCKING. DUMP IT. |
| can't say I've never done that |
| Sell and at least buy stg longer dated. |
| If I ever have to ask, I take profits. Just me tho |
| why did you buy 1 week exp when you could have bought 3 months exp if this event doesn't go in your favour atleast you can survive and hunt later. Duh I just don't want fellow bear to lose money. Please be careful out there. |
| Lemonade offering 50% off their insurance for people with FSD, because "Tesla FSD is twice as safe, so Lemonade takes 50% off every mile driven with FSD". \n\nThis should be extremely bullish for Tesla, for anyone who thinks Tesla FSD is vaporware. This is only going to expand. |
| Ya damn right\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/mbgsl4nespig1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf0d7c67c233406d57eacd1d7a1a3538630d1fd8 |
| V! |
| I think it ends slightly green today |
| It's year 2100, SPY is poised to finally break through 700. President Trump Jr The Fifth just posted on Truth that he is immediately changing the name of The United States to The Republic of Corn\n\nSPY falls to 680 in morning trading |
| Gold royalty stocks up while gold is down? This isn’t a crash environment. Chill. I’m a bear, I’m not turned on right now lol. |
| A vacation to Miami |
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| Probably sell, I think SPY is primed to spring up. Not financial advice |
| Dear Shrek,\n\nI wrote you but you still ain’t pumping,\n\nI left my calls, longs, and stocks at the bottom,\n\nHit me back, just to chat,\n\nSincerely yours, donkey |
| Not if your goal was $606! |
| Back to flat |
| why is everyone confused like we didn’t dump like mad most of the previous week |
| Are you invested in $KRKNF? I’d be interested to hear your take on this stock. I have a small position. |
| can you roll a PPP loan? Asking for a friend |
| 693 looks like it held, nice try bers |
| Sell VIX puts |
| Called out cheap UNH puts earlier this morning and my 277.5p's are already printing. Humana hasn't even had the chance to blow their earnings yet. |
| The smartass part of bond trade is already positioned for stocks selloff: pile of calls on short duration notes (cash equivalent), almost exclusively puts on emerging market debt (EMB), puts on high-yield corporate debt (junk bonds), and the "bonds for safety" (TLT, 20+ years duration) is skewed to calls. \nMarked: white - current put/call interest; red - large skew to puts; green - large skew to calls.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8z3xacsoqpig1.png?width=851&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b081fe243859c06be84cda6bcd5387e278ff4be\n\n |
| SPY $700 was an evil concotion thought up by the radical left to bait poor investors in WSB |
| Sell, don’t be greedy & lose it all |
| JPow heading to jail tomorrow then |
| This is only going to pick up speed, anyone not selling before tomorrow is crazy.....Holding the bag for fake job numbers.... |
| Yep. Literally punishing the future. |
| How can I invest in cocaine and hookers? |
| I bought 0dte and printing |
| bools cant be this stupid |
| The market does not react exactly when the rate is cut, market reacts to the rate cuts odds and starts pricing them in. If the odds of a rate cut increase, say on a weaker payroll or much downward revision, the odds of cuts increase which market starts pricing in. It will not wait for the march meeting.\nAlso all the jargon you just mentioned, please check the bloomberg consensus for the downward revisions to the payroll, it is roughly 700k, in line with what the fed mentioned about -60k/month. So it wont come as a surprise to people apart from you if it is revised downward by 700k. Markets react efficiently to these things. |
| mstr calls |
| Why cap losses at 100%, when you can go -530% !! |
| WTF did you do I just went for an hour walk and ruined it! |
| That's finding |
| What if the obvious is not actually obvious and wrongly perceived as obvious? |
| Marlins Levitt just said Americans won’t want immigrants with DUIs in their communities. How many White House staffers have duis lol |
| For dancing bears? |
| Big desperate AI ad banner is a bullish signal\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hu3s5sr5spig1.png?width=1618&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1ccb83b34ea4ce7c4d16347d0dce0096ad10a06\n\n |
| sir, please pull up to the 2nd window. |
| My SPY put expiring tomorrow is up 95%. Should I sell now or hold for tomorrow for news of job report? Don’t know what to dooooooo |
| Nobody tell him lol |
| OP used up his chatGPT free tier limit. You will have some posts with opinion tomorrow |
| This is because GoZukkYourself was gloating earlier |
| You already have a bet going - RKLB to 67.7844 before 16-Feb-2026 10:32 AM -05 |
| !Banbet |
| Whoops I did it again. I stunk up my port. Oh baby baby |
| Guys. Dont panic. Ive heard the term "exit liquidity" and drew lines on my chart.. we're safe you can trust me. After all, max pain and resistance |
| Dump just getting started |
| CLOSE THE CASINO! |
| I don’t like money anyway |
| 688 eod |
| What happend was the devil as always same shit every day and week |
| Buying |
| too busy buying the dip |
| I need a play that is so regarded that it just might work. |
| It’s more of a scale. If jobs go down and there’s clear signs of gradual weakness, it can be bullish. It’s controlled and can be influenced by Fed policy.\n\nIf it’s a sharp downturn that’s harsh and possibly forces a reaction then it’s seen as a bad economy and likely weaker earnings, time to risk off, etc.\n\nReason why Fed cuts matters as much as the cut itself. |
| The spikes in the chart where you are depositing over and over to just have it evaporate are wild. I mean on any other vice at least you would have a good time for a minute. |
| Started to dump.. |
| Rebound tomorrow???? Asts gonna fuck me raw |
| Leaps. Borrowing costs are at risk of going much higher |
| The year is 3025, spy is still chopping between 690 and 700, bols and bers mass extinction, only algos trading against algos |
| If you bought $683p 2/11 when I told you to, you're FEASTING |
| Is today not 🌮 Tuesday? Wen moon? |
| Thank you so much for the reply and suggestions. I didn’t think of any of these trades. I need to start thinking outside of the box. Operating my own business is the end goal. I want to make my own money and call the shots. \n\nI think you may have just planted a seed for me and gave me some inspiration. Thank you, again! |
| bought at 89 on the way down last week, almost saw green today |
| She’s worth only 50k. Keep her |
| I am not buying bitcoin anymore. Will you buy it to inverse me? |
| What even happen? Just checked rn and it’s a huge cliff |
| Oh we ain't done |
| AXTI calls |
| and my penis! |
| I wanna full port puts right now but cant decide IWM SPY QQQ. \n\nAny insight? |
| 154pm, and this is not a bear trap, RIGHT? |
| Yeah, because everyone in the market is smart and informed... |
| Can we have an inversed etf on this guy?\n\nRespect for the conviction though. God speed with your next play, you glorious retard! |
| Bulls think….. |
| Bols real quiet rn I wonder why |
| The year is 2032 and SPY is still at 698 |
| full ported shares @393.5 \nwas that when you bought your puts greedy ber? |
| You bragging? |
| Again, a solution to a problem we don't have. (Unless of course the problem is "I own a rocket company and not enough people need to put stuff in space"). |
| ☝️🤓📚✏️ If you just dollar cost average into VOO... |
| More like $DOA |
| The market is not expecting a cut. \nThe Federal Reserve is not expecting a cut.\n\nNonetheless, the media will run with this story, and a bunch of people will sell. |
| I did options dividend investing, then I just bought more dividend stock to ride out this bear season |
| What a beautiful trend line. The false hope it kept giving. |
| Big "No, it's the children who are all wrong" energy. |
| So I found this 84 years lady who just jumped into my car. She can’t tell me her address so I’m keeping her with me. Is that kidnapping? Asking for a friend of course. |
| Actually, this is Burger King! |
| I like how home owers are like "Whoa my property values are going up"\n\nBut then they get pissed when you remind them that taxes and insurance are going up. Furthermore they get really mad when you suggest that they can convert thier extra room into a brothel to make up for the rise up property tax and insurance.\n\nThere is alot of money left on the table and borthel are the future of homeowner ship.\n\nAI said this was a good idea. |
| A fat whale just sold SPX puts worth 100 mil, and here I am with my two cents feeling like Tudor Jones lol |
| Nah good for Jesus he already paid it all they going straight to hell |
| will 693 hold |
| Never |
| I like how the slot machine kept giving you mini hits to keep you in your seat |
| I made money on calls, and then money on puts. Didn’t time it exactly right, but did okay. |
| Didn’t have the patience. Bought em for $700 sold em for $180. They’re going for $1100 now |
| i got 400 bucks left in my port for tomorrow what am i saving my depression with |
| Ol Tom Lee trying really hard to set a 2k floor on Eth |
| Should probably take my L now on $HOOD or get my back blown out later |
| Buying here seems regarded. 2 hours ago? Sure. Ride the wave. Why fight this tho. Just don’t be a bitch on the next real dip. |
| I am buying puts because u/Neither-Deal7481 said to buy calls and you always inverse u/Neither-Deal7481. That’s just how the game is played |
| 🤡👆 |
| The only thing that will stop this bleed is if Elon puts a Grok in his ass. |
| I’m gay |
| A Bogglehead has infiltrated the site. Shut it down! |
| I held my puts with conviction and was rewarded thank god today was close |
| Lmao u/SilverPrivateer 🤡🫵 |
| What strike and expiry 👀 |
| 694! |
| bools lmfao |
| Why RDDT up? I just woke up. |
| Welp, no point in options anymore then |
| I really don’t know who is buying my poorly chosen bag holding stocks. But they’re up! |
| Comrade! Don’t frighten the American with all this talk of vacations and healthcare 😏 |
| bought in yesterday. huge medium-long term upside |
| Jesus. How much were you up in the very beginning? |
| Whoever pointed out last night that stocks have been following corn and silver, I love you. |
| Downward revisions means a weakening labor market and a higher chance of further rate cuts, though. Which means, believe it or not, calls.\n\nSo your true trade is that you are inversing this by buying puts, right? |
| You fucking idiots are throwing away money that could change my fucking life, I hate you. |
| Amazon holding the whole market up |
| call that a sell off? I barely felt that |
| If you have red port\n\nCheer up, they’re making a new ballroom for the White House |
| My friend you won't be accused of using AI. |
| Trying to think of something that would mean the stock market won't go up. Still coming up blank. |
| Dopamine gonna be firing on all cylinders, all the time. |
| It means that a little concern may be warranted. |
| lol. I sold my Netflix calls after this mornings pump\n\nProbably buying back in NFLX 100 calls 5/15 when they drop back down. \n\nDo the opposite? lol |
| uh oh spaghetti-o |
| Please don’t procreate |
| NO! |
| Truly pathetic SLV dump. I'll buy at 69. |
| there is no way nutlick was in any one of those eyes wide shut parties. you could tell who that goblin is from a mile away |
| I’m finally up on my spy puts 😩 |
| So many automation/ai initiatives at work being rolled out basically making new grads/entry level jobs obsolete. Crazy to see first hand, gotta feel for the younger folks. |
| YES! |
| holy shit I think I just groked |
| AND IT’S GONE |
| All it takes is a chip and a chair |
| Aight boys, I gotta wipe my ass and get off the shitter. Make sure spy keeps drilling, need at least $680 eow pls ty |
| Bought my puts too early in the day, theta ate my lunch |
| SPY 700 will be another day I guess |
| See this is why you should all be dividend investing 🤓☝️ |
| Yeah well. Good for them |
| The people losing their jobs were never in a position to buy stocks or have any meaningful impact on the market. You have to remember that the majority of people are living paycheck to paycheck and have no investments or retirement fund. |
| Been DCA-ing but just bleeds everyday. Out of cash now lol |
| Aii back to vwap |
| ok, that's enough. we can v now |
| Fuck it you might as well waste the last 606.64 while you're at it OP. |
| I need spy 694 to save my calls |
| It's almost like there isn't really a direct correlation between the stock market and the health of the economy. |
| Yep thats my point for grindleetcode. |
| Kindly check the revision estimates. The estimates are prices in already, ~700k downwards that equates to roughly -60k per month.\nAll the jargon you just mentioned, is already there on bloomberg consensus. |
| Si hombre |
| Lmfao shillver |
| No, it’s the same. You’re just finding out about the revision process so it’s news to you. This administration has made the initial data less reliable which the fed knows, they believe that their own numbers are better and have been vindicated.\n\n\nYou may be right about the ultimate movement but many people know that the initial jobs reports are all bullshit and act accordingly. |
| My ASTS ITM calls magically poofed into OTM calls\n\nYou make more on OTM right? |
| Jpow said this like 2 meetings ago during Q&A\n\n>why are u deciding to cut rates when the labour market seems relatively healthy according to the latest reports?\n\n>cuz theres been systemic overstating on those reports\n\nNot a single followup to that statement lol |
| Bruh the past 3 days have been an elaborate trap |
| that and the fact Hassett, one of Trunk's most loyal yes-men, basically told us the job data would be shit. of course the market ignored it yesterday and tomorrow it will wake up and panic saying "duh, they told us in advance we should have listened." |
| US market right now \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7vw6ieqfrpig1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed622cfeb36c43ba2e0256ac1b5810f4967ca2d3\n\n |
| Trump must be so mad at Jerome right now, shitting himself and fuming away.... |
| Create a tech startup and rake in all that VC like the rest of 'em. |
| Thank god. Now I can lose my ass with leverage 24/7 |
| I need TSLA down -10% by tomorrow |
| Calls or puts |
| sir, this is a wendys |
| Amazing that indices are hitting record highs and many of us are hitting record lows. Maybe that Buffet guy knows a thing or two about retail investors just buying the index. \n\nBut then who’s going to buy my CSPs and CCs? |
| stupid as fuck so many tickers like hood are now intertwined with how crypto is performing |
| >I got to $25,000 eventually and then I found options trading.\n\nImpressive, most people wait until they hit $250k before thinking that they made it and start doing options because they were such obviously smart investors and cannot lose a trade. |
| You just suck |
| Do you have any thoughts on this? Always found it strange people just sharing an article here without tossing in their 2 cents. We’re all idiots, I want to know what the other idiots think |
| oh shit, SPY trying to touch the no no zone🥵\n\n |
| When do my calls start printing? |
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| SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL DONT STOP SELLLINNGGGGGG |
| Update WE ARE GREEEEN |
| Played SPY 595P from 0.39 to 1.3\nWithdrew initial investment\n\nBought 595C\nDown 50% of my profits |
| Never forget our common enemy THETA |
| Still got loads more than the guy that's being margin called. |
| So that means we should all PANIC!!!! |
| One step forward, Four steps back. 🤡 |
| ONDS is the gayest stock ever |
| If Hood does not hit I will be in very serious trouble. |
| Is this because we all watched bad bunny on Sunday? |
| OP how much debt do you have and how much can you save extra each month |
| This Trump tweet could soften the blow to tomorrow's bad jobs data \n\nThe madman never stops |
| Me to cause i don't care anymore war is coming soon anyways 🤪 |
| #VALUE IS STORED IN THE BALLS |
| HAS SPY FINALLY PICKED A DIRECTION OR WILL IT REBOUND?? |
| It's as dark as a crypto. \n\nIt's as silent as the grave! |
| Hey guys is the market crashing again? Please let me know immediately this is urgent |
| I mean if bears time it right |
| Idk I feel the fomo will be real |
| So the opposite is to sell to him what he bought right aka sell dia puts and get free money |
| From your AI summary:\n\n>struggles to secure contracts for **brand-name drugs**\n\nIf what he is being shut-out of is brand-name drugs, manufacturing capacity won't help him at all. He won't be allowed to manufacture drugs that are still under patent (which is what most brands that people actually buy are).\n\nThere are literally 3,000 companies right now manufacturing generic drugs in *India*. Generics are hyper commoditized. Unless you have a primary source for the information, rather than an AI summary, there is no reason to believe he is being shut out of any contracts to buy generic drugs. They are incredibly easily accessible. |
| The real price of gold is 40,000$/oz |
| Believe it or not…puts? |
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| Puts are the new calls |
| Here comes the V |
| I probably should sell my micron, this seems like a controlled selloff |
| I'm saying precisely that what's happening tomorrow is the revision, not a rate cut. \nThe market will first digest what's happening, not what will happen, at the earliest, in March. |
| Based on SPY chart buy puts every-time it reaches 695, infinite money glitch |
| Fuck yo calls |
| barely even a drop, SPY 693 will probably hold |
| Bought a whole bunch of calls and puts, and am somehow deep in the red on both |
| Always |
| Beautiful exit liquidity, squeezing every last cent out |
| Let me know what you end up doing so I can do the opposite and have a green day. |
| I can't express how important puts are in light of the federal reserve and the executive branch now arguing data... This isn't some bad news or some one off, this is a fundamental shift in how markets exist in America |
| I’m glad I got out early today, fuck. |
| The year is 2055. Humans have just conquered time travel after an unexpected discovery that emerged from an experiment at CERN's 3rd iteration of the large hadron collider. A team of elite military special forces are sent back in time in an attempt to alter history and get SPY over 700 for the first time. The world waits in it's current timeline as these elite warriors battle the past in an attempt to right the present day and restore the portfolios of a millions of retards now in their 50s and 60s. |