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#How did Rob Van Dam do all those cool moves if he was high all the time? LMAO🤌
What are the polymarket rate cut odds? (I think polymarket is blocked in europe i can't access it)
Curious to see how its user base ages and our portfolios' grow. Finding myself using it for more and more recently but that said, my portfolio is relatively small. \n\n \nThe features are there - better UI/UX than the rest, IRA match, and 3% cash back on cc been quite nice. But trust and reputation take time to build and can't afford another GameStop incident
🤨
Down $58k this week and I dont know if I can be saved
Grandpa T awfully quiet so far, pray for my puts.
100% tired of people gooning over RPG money
usd down 1.5% vs chf in 1 day, wow
Peak to trough? -20% intraday
On the verge of putting a hundred thousand on leveraged silver just to save the world order
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I hear ya bro.
Regretting not doing that today.
Chicks born after 2000 are just hotter than the ones before at thier age
RemindMe! 7 days
there may never be an after orange
Ai is still not back to october ath though and doesn't look like it ever will again.
They would weekend at Bernie’s that Yakubian ape 🦧 before 25th ing him
🐻 🐻 🐻 Come get your weekend FUD 🐻 🐻 🐻\n\n- 2 carrier strike groups (USS Abraham Lincoln out of South China Sea, USS George H.W. Bush out of Norfolk) headed towards the Arabian Sea\n\n- Weekend protests planned in Minnesota, so possibly more of that shit\n\n\n- Japan's [MetaPlanet](https://www.ad-hoc-news.de/boerse/news/ueberblick/metaplanet-s-funding-engine-stalls-as-share-price-retreats/68512881) (world's 2nd largest BTC treasury) keeps looking like it might be a problem\n\n- Winter storm across the US likely to [fuck with logistics routes](https://www.freightwaves.com/news/winter-storm-set-to-hammer-u-s-transportation-networks) and freeze some nuts off\n\n\n- Elon Musk's ["dodge the Turkish plugs" haircut](https://apnews.com/video/musk-draws-laughter-with-piece-vs-peace-regarding-trumps-board-of-peace-065a42b2b6c54b979e1eaf21b5d31fef)
Sure, bring your armed forces to do it
How big do you think the intraday red candle will be on SLV if it does “crash”
This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
What a rollercoaster of a week. \nSPY is down? Silver is up. \nSPY is up? Silver is up. \nSPY is crabby? Silver is up.
When you go full regard but not the right kind of regard.
You buy fake coins, toilet paper, with strange names like buttcoins and microscamegy. I buy shiny rocks, precious metals, heavy machines, we are not the same.
Duh
Same with MSTR
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This will print
I thought it was negative
did i stutter?\n\nits funny how this sub doesnt understand there is such a thing as DELTA
NO SILVER BEARS! NOT LIKE THIS!
no way the tech is just open source on github, like sure there are similar ideas with way smaller implementation potential available on github. But the extent of their products can only be matched by foreign agencies of other world/regional powers, not some small open source dev team side project.\n\nAlthough i wouldn't mind being proven wrong.
Feel like Robinhood should take Tesla out of the investing tab and put in the crypto tab
My calls hope so too
Now that you're cherry's been popped.\n\nGet ready for the kicker...\n\n**...** >!**THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING**!<
Top is in.
I'm weirdly attracted to her. Is that so wrong? Am I not like you?! If you cut me, will I not bleed?!\n\nShe can embezzle my NFT any day
No, she can’t stand the thought of of loss of money. I see it come and go and don’t care
I like what I see
Does my smol pp pass the proof of citizenship?
Stop riding my dick so hard LMAO🤌
What news made SPY trip and fall?
Yeah I have a call going but was too scared to open more lol
You can, it’s 2026
ahhh lol does she trade too?
I think it hits 95 within a month
Can't remember her name, she just got out of prison
Perhaps 👀
*"Those dumb fucks holding gold and silver... they'll see when I get my 700. THEY'LL ALL SEE."*
wait what are you talking about?
Will hood go to 115 next week?
What did you end up doing ?
Exactly. But when I say this I get downvoted to shit. Buying inverse ETF soon
least hated microsoft product.
You think Netflix can do 8% in 4 weeks?
#Imagine posting doomer chet on a Friday LMAO 🤌
yes its not speculative at all
Must be some horrible news coming with how much we falling after hours
So good? I like shiny rocks
lol. She sees what goes in. Not what is in the account.
Boom roasted
NO
Put half my retirement into CORD (Coreweave 2x inverse ETF) - wish me luck!
Someone's getting clapped\n\n\nI think they'll raise margin requirements again
So ATH Monday?
ServiceNow weeklies are gonna print bigly
I do OMAD multiple times a day
Probably smart. I bought a call before close and added 100 shares. Better odds than me making money off sports betting.
I am in broad rare earth etfs which are like +30% in the last month.\n\nThey do look like they're close to reaching ATH from a few years ago again so maybe the rally will end soon.\n\nElse i should really go full regard and fullport.
I believe that the Glucagon has the best effect on the liver and the 1:1 ratio is very well tolerated thanks to the EuPort domain. I believe Altimmune has a unique combination especially knowing it is extremely safe and tolerable without titration. + lean mass preservation…
yes and it already has supply issues, this just further accelerates the growth
we soooo are back... who's that girl?
I closed my march and june. Kept the January 2027
YES WE CAN\n\nALSO COPPER
He's a bond permabull. Always on TV shilling how good bonds are.\n\nCIO of Blackrock Global Fixed Income.\n\nAlso mega dove, but not super surprising as a guy spending his life selling bonds thinks bonds need a boost.
It already increased by 25% within 24 hours of me selling, as is always the way….
Bought 100 shares of SLV at close. Seems like an easy way to make a few bucks over the weekend.
**silver bols CANNOT keep winning** 😔
Try a bank.
Bro's on suicide watch now
JC of S don't do whiteys, Iran are a fighting nation, Panama would provoke Winnie the Pooh. Puts on Havana
Should’ve sold him on a penny stock wolf of Wall Street style
Papers, schweinhund
keep track of the volume and open interest.
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Silver is going parabolic because it is both store of value and heavily needed in industry (especially AI industry) at the same time, thus demand skyrocketed.
This is why I buy SLV weeklies. Imagine having a position that you need to go to a physical store to liquidate.
Canada, they brought it upon themselves
Yes until new supply comes online due to the incredibly high price.
I concur, fuck that guy
Do crypto creatures not know about stocks?
Make sure you take your proof of citizenship out with you tonight boys
Just need 🥭 to not do anything all weekend and we should get a green open on Monday to flip the calls below earnings determines things \n\nHopefully that trip tuckered him out enough
That blackrock private debt value cut reminds me of the dude in here yelling about blue owl. Striking Meta off my list of near term buys
I was wondering who was paying me….
Me too, that's why I stay unemployed
dumped all my cash in SLV shares for the wknd. regarded?
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I’m about to go up into the hills and start digging
Spam
No problem 🙂
Who tf is that? I can’t find a Wikipedia page for him
No. That is only half the story. Silver is currently under-mined globally and we are witnessing a technological revolution. Combine the fact that it is necessary for our manufacturing future with global distrust and the use of silver as a monetary backstop and you get what you see now. It is not one-sided.
It's a bubble. Zoom out to include prices back to the early 80s. Inflation plus speculation equals prices of precious metals going nuts, until the bottom drops out and they go back to being a lousy investment that your uncle won't stop talking about but which everyone else will ignore.
I had an order in for MAGY at $50. \nIt hit 50.001 and is showing that as the 52 week low. \nWTF kinda of BS is that!!
Consensus is that AMD does not need to surpass Nvidia, they will share the same market. Even with 85% to 15% split given how much AI spending will be over next 5-10 years AMD is positioned for massive amounts of revenue with very conservative market share. Nvidia CUDA software moat is failing, open source is 100% the way of the future and AMD is positioned for that.
thank you my friend... god bless you
Recognized still in the plastic
Surely powell won't cut rates? I feel like he's like one of us so he should see that it's a poor moment with the metals rallying and dollar declining. It's also unlikely to crash the market at this point.\n\n(I know he's more concerned about the unemployment rate and thing like that)
Pick any random one and find a way to invest you’ll probably make money
Why $1 calls? Did you mean $10?
Not gonna be able to go get it back for less tho. JM is charging insane premiums these days. My luck I'll sell and itll go to 200+
I HATE MICROSOFT AUTHENTICATOR!
so, as people invest in silver and physical demand grows, wouldn't that decrease the supply of silver even faster causing the price of silver to grow rapidly?
I mean - are these actually recognized or is this just some junk you've got laying around
6970c expiring Tuesday. \n\nI have 57 of them. \n\nThis is what dreams are made of
It should say it on the tin 👀
You guys are never gonna believe it when slv hits $500 and a bust a nut hands free
They managed a draw vs Iraq
I think he's going to post about the winter storm. I mean he's already started.
Why USAS vs others like AG CDE B etc?
A population as smart as china with the birth rate of India would be unstoppable ngl
Quitting zyns sucked
What a tube!
Iran a serious fighting nation. Gravy SEALs are all fun and games when the opposition is Venezuela or Pakistan but they ain't gonna snatch nobody from Tehran. The sas fought all through the biggest war in history, us special forces have never competed at the top level and it shows
shops in my area are, in fact, paying only $4.00 /oz below spot. Just wait till $104 and you're getting $100/oz.\n\nFair warning, I personally see a sharp correction coming in the near future. This is a great run, but I'd be shocked if we don't see a 20% drawdown before reaching these levels again.
1oz bars
what if i just throw my entire net worth on SLV OTM 0dtes monday, can't go tits up
wait til it goes up more so you make more when they pay you less than spot
Do you have any proof? I remember the buy button being taken away, and can still find articles about why that happened\n\nI can't find anything about the sell button disappearing for anyone
What kind of silver are we talking about exactly here
From a larger number.....or ....
I'm up 244% on USAS which I bought in September. Miners have been the easiest money you can make the last 6 months.
Shhhh you’ll anger the cult
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UNH jumped on good earnings last quarter and then just gave up all that in the next few days. I think UNH stock price is controlled by government policies and the investigation.
Bullish
They win a lot of awards. I dont know who hands them out or what they're for, but it sure as hell isn't for their earnings reports.
yes
Now imagine the fun you could have in a bear market!
I had these options lmao\n\nNow I just have shares. Poet dilutes frequently but long term i still see it doing well.
At what point do I sell my physical silver. No way any shop is paying anything near spot
I currently have $500,000 exposure to metals. I fucking hope it keeps going lol \n\n\*I'm fully protected on the downside. Stops on everything. I love a good win, but I'm not stupid.
As if anyone on this sub has Trader Joe’s money…
Why the heck did Intel rise 10+% the day before earnings on no news only to tank the day after earnings? Was that some big time manipulation? There was nothing to indicate blowout earnings since their turnaround products have only just come out and haven't affected last quarters earnings.
Patel, Hegseth, and Miller are gonna be getting drunk and throwing darts at a world map tomorrow night
Panama, Cuba, Canada, or Iran\n\nMost likely target this weekend?
I made $45 off $350 on UUUU today using Gemini to help me plan entry and exits. This was my first options trade ever. I’m stoked that AI is here to help manage risk and strategize and be my friend.
Some one keeps getting rejected at Trader Joe’s
So it has more to do with getting out of America than silver itself. Got it.
Who are we invading over the weekend this time boys?
This weekend should be exciting with the nuclear bombs in Iran and Texas freezing into Greenland_Lite
Inflation lol
All the crypto bros watching shiny metal sky rocket really makes me happy
I opened a small short today. Nothing like blowing payday money
Well, I did it boys. Officially down 100k all time 🥳🎉🪅
Time to get in guys
silver 1000usd
I need more metal parts.
AGQ is infinite money glitch\n\njust buy and check it in 2 hours u will have more money \n\nkekw silver best
2% milk is gone by that time 😌
Damn i can't keep track of every damn element in the period table and its market value.
Congress can appoint a body (separate from his Cabinet) to evaluate his fitness and remove him if necessary
I'm in this trade as well, but now the tricky part is when to take profits... That's the difference between being a genius and a retard. 😄
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=1JWeq\n\nIn Euro, SPX was essentially flat for the year.
We’ll see
Is it just me or was today gay af?\n\nMany good opportunities but I didn't pay attention to them
When does a put lose when a short wins?
Wtf?
Nana still win though if they have bought it at 20 or even at 30.
If the economy really is doom loopin, it’s gonna get way worse or good if you are holding on to shiny rocks
at the rate it's currently going, OTM silver calls
Nice man.
My guy still living in 2024
No probllama 🦙
Hey fuck you buddy
Bet you’re happy you sold lol. Would have expired worthless.\n\nI bought 52 strike puts for 1/30 on the 21st and made 154% on the drop lolol
#So the market is closed. Wen crazy shit? LMAO🤌
SLV 120 Monday. I'm barely joking.
japan looking bad, dollar is tanking right now, less trust in the usa because of tarrifs etc etc
From what I hear JD will be in the couch.
On a positive note, it’s not a long weekend. Soon it will be trading time again.
Yeah... Umm. Have a good weekend.
Correct
Bers buy more silver puts\n\n*raider flare goes off immediately*
I probably piss out more testosterone than you've build up since puberty. I don't even fucking *shop* at Trader Joe's, don't come at me with the soyboy accusations.
Unfortunatley having a brain is a flaw in this market lol \n\n\nHave a nice weekend
Ok genuinely what is happening with silver? I have never seen anything like it.
I'm on the same page, but I just don't know how much it can grow or what calls make sense at this time. I've got some 410 for Feb and March since that's all-in for me. But I want to try to roll them up. But trying to figure out how to strategize this
> Funny, they seemed to be deporting just fine without it before then.\n> Clinton - 12 million deported\n> Bush - 10 million deported\n> Obama - 5 million deported\n> Trump (current) 200,000 deported (NAZI!!!)\n\nSo you're arguing that the Trump administration has done an order of magnitude less with ~3x the funding?
why their sales are shit
Iran bombing this weekend, continued yen intervention next week, fomc hawkish pause next week, and earnings from a few tech names. Should be another good volatility week.
He can try shipping it into Asia, though.
Fuck terminator were living in the Arc Raiders timeline
two theories: after orange the dollar stabilzes again, causing gold/silver to fall or even after orange, investors, countries etc. still don't trust the usa ("the damage is done") and hard assets continue to rise
Bigly
I have so much gold, this shit is bound to drop off a cliff
Silver bears will get crushed by the weight of the heavy metal.
Congratulations, you have a brain.\n\nBalanced the FUD with the fact that the Fed has built *ridiculous* tools to keep this shitshow afloat. If they could manage a global production and transport shutdown and come out OK, they can hopefully manage overenthusiastically greedy investment.
thoughts on UNH earnings next week?
I definitely killed SNDK yesterday. Sorry fellas
You guys here about the sonic death ray we used in Venezuela?
Sure unless you consider failing infrastructure across the United States doom.
Robinhood in talks to remove 'buy' button on silver at market open Monday, price may open at $5000/ounce.
wtf, I'm generally done in 15 mins. I don't cause any delay or anything. \n\nyou are the soyboi I mentioned. yeah, keep out of my sight.
Could you potentially have a chill weekend without spamming chat
Sometimes I wonder. When will my contract expire?
Thx for posting this link
Iran strikes possible
Where do you check the price in Shanghai?
this, foreign investors benefit from a stable dollar but it continues to decline
Super suspicious actually haha
Yeah the yen intervention threw a wrench in the 6950 trade but im surprised it held up as well as it did. This morning I saw a big flow of calls between 6920 and 6935 and I knew it wasn't going to make it through those strikes. I got out early for a paper cut loss.
SILVER\n\nSILVER\n\nSILVER!
No.
Feels like an eerie Friday.
Could pigs fly?
kek
103
Cool got forced on a sellout so instead of it being completely worthless I have $12! \n\nHow to turn this into $1,200,000 next week?
Hot
Ghey
gotta say, I am blown away by silver's run. holy shit
What’s it called when you’re extremely bearish but actually hit ATH everyday?
Had my last Zyn for breakfast cause it’s just too expensive man, need more money for stocks. I cannot concentrate for shit. I feel like my head is going to pop like a zit. I kind of like feeling this…..this hunger/thirst/craving….to feel some sort of primal urge taking over, and then telling myself all kinds of horrible things and forcing myself to quit. Next savings trick? Food. I think I’m just going to stop eating for as long as I possibly can. Fuck inflation I quit
They just won't be teslas.
China and US leaders out on a great show
ya came to the right place, it's right here at r/wallstreetbets
Bought more SOUN today
why are folks posting screenshots of unrealized gains?
My UAMY position doubled in value in 3 weeks\n\nWe may be cooked
That was good
Bro I have calls for next Friday. 7c. They have pivoted their entire business to military wireless technology and already have massive contracts.
Could we potentially have a chill weekend without any doom
Calls on snow, puts on road conditions on Monday
Some gold silver miners 200-300% up past year
"Be the prick that goes during 'we're about to close' hours so you don't have to experience society"\n\nno ty I'm a decent human lmao
I'm happy to see you taking responsibility for your inaction
Ugh it’s the weekend again?
Whoever bought in at close, everybody else is ded
Now watch it rip up 100%
Oh my god meta is ripping! Everyone should buy a share so we can pump it to 700!
Sheesh that’s insane , I just got one from hallmark for under $6. They also had a section for under $2 but they were trash 😂
$200k as of today thanks to silver and  🥭  trading\n\nFeels meaningless as I watch USD drop further in value by the day
One day BlackBerry will rise from the dead
I am doing my best to understand the market mechanics, but obviously, I am retarded\n\n\nThe carry trade issues today, plus the war outlook. I can't help but be bearish
Seriously...I bought one like 1 minute before market close and it tripled already. I dont trust it.
What's a good stock to swing 50% of my port into before AH ends. Needs momentum.
Earnings at the end of the year will usher in a major crash.
My bets are on israel attacking iran.
What a thought provoking idea\n\nMore complex though. You could replace that with anything man made
Some of the best I've seen on this sub tbh.
shouldve sold my NFLX 86$ Put, hope I dont get assigned x)
I told you look look at AGQ & stop playing!
life hack: go trader joes at 8:30 pm (they close at 9) so you dont see any entitled bitches and soyboys.
Or at least wait until i dump all my US equities.
We'd love to read it, but we can't. Maybe use crayon
You commented before I could! \n\nBlack hole mergers as well
Yes
Cvna. Pltr. Oh wait
Because they don't know what they're doing
Wiping out months of gains on spy if you're a foreign investor.
Yeah me your ways!
That’s not what the short interest chart shows. Many other supply and demand reasons why it’s gained so much. The corrections are getting shallower and shallower too
Ah, okay, I wondered if it was Trading212 but wasn't sure. Thanks!
According to Shanghai market pricing a $117 premium that's right
can't wait for those ads to be gone when opening donny's twitter
How’d you know
https://preview.redd.it/bdddm4u096fg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4adb497c6a9f9e070f8aa02160f0d1c2535e186
Well, at least you know you're jumping in front of a train. 👍
Imagine his port?
He's talking about SLV not silver futes
It’s gonna be so white
vibes
Maybe I shoulda bought more than 1 silver call. Seems like free money
You plan on using it in…..Race….*checks notes*….ummm, are we sure we wanna go with this?
Walmart. $10-$12 each. Cheapest I could find was $8.49 but they sucked.
No One would disagree with this
I do. Always have.
something something AI
Dollar posts worst week since May as Bloomberg dollar index falls 1.6% on US policy volatility\n\n
Dollar’s Worst Week Since May Comes With US ‘Policy Nightmare’
The Bloomberg Dollar Spot Index tumbled 0.7% on Friday and is down 1.6% on the week, its worst performance in about eight months. “With policy volatility risin...
(https://finance.yahoo.com/news/dollar-set-worst-week-since-083446295.html)
Got cucked on SPX calls\n\nAGAIN
Silver is ripping like there won’t be any tomorrow sheesh
My view is that Micron wouldn't kill its consumer brand of 29 years because they see demand for 2-3 years. They also wouldn't buy ANOTHER fab when it's already building fabs is 2 other locations set to ramp around the same time as PowerChip fab if they didn't see the demand for it. The Board is so stacked with so much manufacturing experience is this field that I am very confident they know what they are doing. I sold all my HOOD and half of my MU LEAPS to go in on June 2026 calls back in October/November 2025. Thats why my portfolio is at 2.2m instead of 1m. We are watching Micron get rerated LIVE!
the $99 monthly subscription fee for FSD will pay itself by way of Lemonade insurance savings. People will be making money by giving Tesla more.
At this rate, they hit that next month.
Not tejas
Depends how broad your net is. Any mag7 stock would basically qualify
bought some monday spy $695 calls today eod randomly
Wicked smaht
https://preview.redd.it/yu4aiqzx86fg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=535a88270be16157dbf0b5ae5b359721a2ef6a36\n\nBought a couple more shares
Hey world if you could not dump our bonds that would be great
Really hoping for no rate cut.
Paper silver 🤣 they’re gonna dump on him so bad
He's saying there will be widespread usage of autonomous taxis by the end of 2027
#Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Cockballzz made a bet that SLV would go to 77.77 within **1 week** when it was 81.686 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 11 wins and 26 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
Thank you, I was just about to say, this thread is kind of a downer today. Appreciate you!
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downvote all you want, 11k profit unrealized feels so much better than 50k losses realized.
in euro kek
Doesn't change the fact that they wasted 72,000,000,000 dollars on it
🤝
A harder squeeze
already seen "Pretty Woman" basically same thing.
With ~$55bn/month in liquidity injections and ~$4-8 bn in short-term repo float? They're trying their damndest, but the market keeps getting more retarded.
What lie/pump will Elon drop on earnings? Optimus will start flying and carry their hosts instead of takin airplanes?
I mean it is an etf of silver right?
They call me daddy 😂😂
Now the 100 heads are gay bears
AMD to $400, META to $1000 after this earnings flips wallstreet sentiment
Silver pumping is the final sign before the bubble deflates \n\n\nDont @ me
Quick SPX put win after hours on RH. Feels weird and eerie.
Gonna write a book called The Retarded Investor
Off what thesis?
damn that’s g-
I’m down over 90k since this post (because I added a lot of April calls at the exact wrong time), but this is a long term play and things are looking good, the drop was because they issued 20million shares to a private investor for $150 million. Now they have $500 million in the bank to ramp production.
I shorted your pre-sale.
Those are some exceptionally nice titties. Thank you
Pounded by the Pound\n\n-Chuck Tingle
Don’t forget to pull some money out of your port and have a good weekend after all those gains bols and 🌈 bers
Squeeze will turn into a Run if COMEX declares force majeure
hope you boys loaded gld calls
woah dude..
rookie
Honest question in the history of I guess everything has there ever been price action on anything as parabolic as silver is right now that just went up and stayed up without crashing at some point?
Everyone with a shitty shack becomes a technical millionaire.
Its already at 103. What are you reading
Apparently Rick Rieder is now in the lead for Fed chair.\n\nMy bros. If there is one man that is absolutely guaranteed to pump the shit out of credit markets, it's this guy.
Trading 212 shitty platform dont recommend
starting to think 🥭 doesn’t care about the working man
All in on PATH
Imagine having a quiet peaceful weekend IMAGINE
Everyone was expecting a big fight at $100, but we breezed past it. There was way more resistance at $95.
Fake things feel real when they support a cocaine addiction and your wife's boyfriend.
I have $500 calls. Hoping they print
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Come on gold $12 to go!
oh dear innocent soul
Igloo Sunday
I think Nvidia going to buy the whole company. Premium at least +50%
Nana is looking down smiling.
Not a typo
bro\n\n\nSeriosuly ?????\n\n\nYou know I've been bag holding intc for years....
Just tell him to buy puts.
Comex is fucked, you’re fucked. Way to go retard
Shanghai silver price is about $117 right now. Silver is going parabolic this weekend 😬
SLV TO 100 NEXT WEEK
slv just doesnt want to stop growing crazy
The profits in dollars on my stock are going to be useless if the dollar doesn't stop dying soon
Lmao and yet the retard still shorted it 😅
Hoping this weekend mango doesn't say some dumb shit so we gap up Monday
Probably Comex and Shanghai is going to throw down the hammer this weekend to crash the price monday. If they don't, this thing is going to ruin industries.
Imagine thinking anything you post is actually funny
You're not wrong, you're just early
Fake economy
You'll make it back next week
That’s a lot to me. Is it a lot to you?
That’s strange how come I’ve be able to do the exact same🤨\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fddi3qh186fg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=570199a94e52634b3b422028eb47ad48ba5b844e
What do fuck do you think +50% YTD has been if not a silver squeeze?
All accounts at $0 here. Their developers are aware of the issue and working on it. Schwab app still works.
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Gold futes rising. Would love to see gold futes break $5000 just before the session ends. (Not going to happen though.)
Yea I might pop into SHNY too. Why not lol
I need SLV. My portfolio topped out at 140 dollars this morning. I need one of these...one of the big ones..actually you know..let's make it two...and Harry...I need it by tonight
Mandarin lessons on the cheap.
#Imagine still using old.reddit.com version of Reddit LMAO🤌
Why did I enter a silver short and more importantly why the fk did I hold after close . Comex save my puts bruh
What is your proudest wank?
I get a call from a wrong number and the guy starts arguing with me that he has the right number idk what to tell you man
Bum bum bum\n\n\nTuh tuh\n\n\nBum bum bum
I am overly confident.\n\nWhere do I fit in?
If you look at SLV on robinhood, and cycle through the charts for 1D, 1W, 1M, 3M, YTD, 1Y, and 5Y, they basically all look the same. That's gay
All in on Nokia! Thursday gonna be to the moon 🚀🚀🚀🚀
FFS OPEN THE GOD DAMN CASINO
#AMD headed to $1000 LMAO🤌
💅my goat
Lost $50k today on INTC calls
You like fake and gay meat?
Puts over the weekend, calls on Monday. Easy
The pain or fun is over your money won’t be there until Monday anyways or never if you lost\n\nGo chill
So I made 10k today ok HOOD and sold at the top then bought back an hour or so ago like an idiot and lost 4k of that. Then after hours I decided to embrace destiny and I resold and bought silver and got back 2.5k\n\n8.5k, I’ll take it 🤷🏻‍♂️
Naw, I was thinking of buying calls that’s how I knew, and I inversed myself
COUNTDOWN 7 days until the Melania movie drops! Who else can't wait?!?!
Wait (this is a bit off topic but)... Is the Silvercops from the show Solar Opposites based on this show Silver Hawks? I thought it was based off the Green Lanterns. Crazy.
Long live the market
Lolz silver... to infinity and beyond! Is USD really about to die?
Very high silver short interest. Squeeze incoming. \n\nhttps://ycharts.com/indicators/comex_silver_combined_total_reportable_short_positions#:~:text=Basic%20Info,35.66%25%20from%20one%20year%20ago.
Imagine calling something that has been a store of value for \~5000 years 'fake'.
3 PM on Friday. Time to stop pretending to work and just stop working.
It’s fine. The NW is just typical winter, the rest have plenty of bootstraps to pull
“margin go brrr brrr”
https://preview.redd.it/flok57to76fg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12629b3045c7549991c465ecc4d35a4eb7567219\n\nOk big daddy I thought I was heavy
bitch
Congress does not do the 25th unless the President is impeached and removed by the Senate. Otherwise, it's up to either the President to resign or his cabinet to declare him unfit.\n\nI don't see any of these scenarios happening.
BOIL seems like an obvious hold over the weekend. Too obvious...
bitch
Thank you for your service
as someone who sold $7 puts and used the premium to buy $1 calls for 2028 i hope this pays off but I do not understand why not just buy half as many 10 calls for the same date\n\nthey will go ITM way before and you could just roll any profits OTM\n\nyou are paying almost $18 per share\n\nif you bought 10 calls you are paying less than $12 per share\n\nlike why not just buy shorter ATM calls or even a bull spread this just feels like a waste of money buying the most OTM strike possible\n\nITM is always better and cheaper for leaps
tesla +10% earnings?
Maybe, maybe you're a 🤡
Stupid ass, being a silver bull is basically a bear in every sector
Elon buying
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ill admit, im sitting on SILJ, RCAT, GLD, SLV. Chilling and eating soo damn good lol
.70 now lmao
Have you tried looking at the photo?
It's been an insane run so far. Far exceeded my expectations.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/cc1y0k2i76fg1.png?width=1980&format=png&auto=webp&s=816d7b075475188eb9cbee4ce2283fd8b9c0dc75
Word is Elon is buying all the silver he can right now
I can’t fucking wait to buy the dip
Bad, in general rate cuts weaken currency. USD already under pressure. Metals would moon
It would be irrelevant. Normalcy bias is about to die.
I am thinking about $10 price in one year
Another weekend. Anyone else scared as hell?
Who here has largest silver short?
It’s next week
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I didn’t remember their spaceship ejaculating into the butthole of the bad guys spaceship. Things you forget 🤷‍♂️
I can change her
# Worked PERFECTLY the past 3 months LMAO
Keep loading that spring. $150 easy before June
-$290K...from what I remember. \n\nCould be more. But those memories are tucked away somewhere deep within. 😞
ha! I like the thought.\n\nafter about 24hrs since the earnings, i have started to settle with the idea that INTC is walking a tightrope. \n\nC-suite has a tall order, and while they have macro tailwinds, there are plenty of headwinds that are INTC-specific\n\nI believe in the comeback story, especially because there's no guarantee quite like a sponsor guarantee from the PE fund known as the great USofA. But the timing is tough to guage
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There $5 at hallmark not sure where your getting $15 from
This will print easily
Better?
True that. I have mixed feelings on msos. Once its legal msos no longer serves any purpose. I also believe your gonna have a fuck load of bag holders selling on the way up because they were so abused. I road tlry from like .34 to .65 and got out, so im not totally writing the sector off. The internet news cycle has also seemed to stop pushing weed legislation for now. Good luck I don't wish to see anyone here lose money.\n\nEdit: also peep msos's holdings.
USD carry trade incoming
Silver up .5% already AH . unFucking real
I am so jealous!\n\nI get 8 hours of sleep each night with a wife and two kids\n\nI wish I was partying too hard!
Well, dude did say that he was gonna make it so SMR's get approved in 2 weeks... \n\nWhen that 2 week countdown begins? Who knows.
Honestly anything other than SPY / QQQ outperforms +-0.2% LOL
Bears were crying today & still buying puts knowing it’s fugayzi, fugazi… It's a whazy, it's a woozy
Been here before, silver back to 90 Monday.
They think they can just keep the market afloat like this???
Anyone buying CAT calls? It fell -3% today
Stop being a retarded ber and maybe you’ll make money
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IRAN, IRAN SO FAR AWAY
Iran
Would a rate cut be good or bad now? 🤔
The Fed
It actually is likely 😂😂😂
I want some of this
Welp I'm long into the weekend on Nasdaq futes - all the earnings next week we pump I think
That’s a lot of silver
Futes?
Why is that? I only bought 1
No one can stop the silver dildo of destined repricing.
Davos then iran. No one knows whats next though, it depends on trump
Fake USD.
Love u too bb XOXO 💋
I'm about to jump into AAPL after selling META.
Cardinal sin of trying to time the market
sold my shares (underwater, $400-ish cost basis) to buy naked call options, then just kept rolling and rolling for three months until i made the most money i'd ever had. then it fell apart and took me a week to lose it...
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Both of you, buy ASST. You have been warned.
Fake internet money, fake meat, now fake shiny rocks
Friendly reminder to silver bears you can still write off up to 3k in 2025 net losses even if you choose standard deduction
Congrats! I was looking for your other post earlier, I saw Intel opened at 46.5 and was like damn this dude gonna hit. I'm overseas so I saw the mornings hours where market was up it was looking like an IV crush, but then it ended up down. Turns out you probably could have held and made even more but you know, profit in hand as they say.
Aww yeah, this is starting to feel like a weekend thread 🐻
OK got ya thanks.\n\nAnd man qqqm was having a nice day too!!\n\nI might just go GLD for the rest of the year. I still feel like it's gonna be fear for a while.
It’s such a shit stock I’ve been flipping shares for 5 years and never seen a stock as frustrating as this. Market has been soaring while this has been red from no news
calls on whatever company is making pepper spray for ICE. as much as they use it, company is about to have record earnings
Just spend all your money this weekend because it will be worth less by Monday open. The dollar crashing means time to YOLO into literally any other asset class you feel like and while you’re at it buy that thing you’ve been wanting for yourself. It will cost more in USD very soon, so just go ahead and buy it. The Fed is about to inflate your debt away anyway 😌 NFA 😉
It was disclosed in their latest earnings report, it leads to 42 extra user minutes per day as people click and refresh and stay on reddit more
Your baby should be a lot more concerned about the liquidity of bottle caps, if you know what I mean.
Calls on IREN, puts on IRAN
We can't man market's closed
market feeling kinda gay again
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Huge IREN gains today
You lost it all
Dollar down \n\nStonks kinda up \n\nBond yield down \n\n\nWho's buying the bonds while the market is grinding up ?
I bet you he's got more than a hundred grand under the hood of that car
It's not about the dollar. It's about internal inflation and nominal growth.\n\nWe'll surge upwards again soon.
what could go wrong?
This is psychotic I love it I might buy a call
Left 4k on the table...🙇
The other way brother…
LOL
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Any one else's Think or Swim app showing no balance?
Retarded. Seeing one of the biggest and obvious rotations ever, and you short it? TF is wrong you
I always thought that intro was odd, especially the pilot playing the guitar while the craft was moving. Like, shouldn't his hands have been on the controls? Did he run his flight stick through the guitar somehow? I had questions then.....and now.
Cool, now short Ericsson
Your baby will never to have to worry about strong dollar.
USD getting annihilated on futures all over. \n\nLooks like our only hope is Congress 25th’s him and JD Vance agrees to stay on the couch for 3 years\n\nOtherwise Japanese yen is gonna be 1 to every 150 American dollars soon
When I was in college they just started coming out with hand held cell phones the Motorola Brick they say I was one of the first 10 people in the USA to actually own the phone bought it from a guy who was selling pagers and he knew I could afford the phone this was 42 years ago when most people in those days didn't have 2 nickels to rub together 😁
~40% of my account (back when I didn't have any concept of risk management - could've been a lot worse)
🚀
#Why the fuck is Reddit being so annoying. It keeps showing me messages that I already read as "unread" and when I try to mark them as read it shows an error. Now I have 47 "unread" messages all of which I already read. LMAO🤌
Stonks loved it
I know brother, good luck next trade 🙂
Please stop dying dollar, I have a baby on the way.
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What are the rules in the UK regarding carryover losses?
Gross
Stable beginning, hold
No this silver run has been ridiculous 😱
A classic naked short.
META and MSFT will absolutely annihilate earnings. \nWhat matters is how META gives their spending outlook and how MSFT addresses their ties to OpenAI
I started with SPX puts\n\nI made and lost so much money this week lol \n\n:/
dxy almost 1% down. must be some kind of a record.
SLV gonna hit 100 next week \n\npurely driven by algos \n\nZSL going to have to reverse split before it goes to a dollar
Same. Getting+40% to +3% at closing. But I didn't sell lol
i believe BoJ dumped dollar assets to pump the yen as a lowkey threat to Takaichi's disruptive economic reform policies she put out earlier. Could be wrong or inaccurate tho, i didnt research thoroughly, just got home from work.\n\nThe reason this affects US equiities is because it disrupts US bonds and the dollar.
When Mangoes friends have loaded up enough at the local bottom.
Meanwhile mag 7 are basically worthless filth.
quadruples
You make me not feel so bad about my play on POET. Let's hope we're the next regards posting screenshots of green
I love the economics of my dick. Very limited supply, unlimited demand 😎
well hope y'all or those around you at the very least had a good chunk or shares in general and some that had already been exercised!
well hope y'all or those around you at the very least had a good chunk or shares in general and some that had already been exercised!
All in MSFT for earning! 🚀🚀🚀🚀
What happens to real estate in cratering USD?
Puts on winter. Prolly trading at 1000x forward earnings.
When 700 inevitably comes you gonna post the same nonsense for 710?\n\nOr pretend you never said nothin' like that per usual?
I sold a CC on my LEAPS at close. In it with you, brother.
I thought when the dollar dumped stocks were supposed to go up? 🤷
When is he gonna pump INTC again?
Look back when it last had over 5 red minutes in a row. Ridiculous.
I’ve been following Peter schiff long enough to know something huge is about to happen.
I'd rather hold cash and have some money than lose it all on puts, which is my only other option because I seem to be allergic to calls. I mean, the dollar was lower last year...
I’m balls deep in commodities, ready for this shit to burn
No way, I keep saying… then it goes up
Well shit. Need a 🌮 Monday 1.50% banger. It ain't gonna happen. I've now been promoted to Regard 1st Class.
International stocks/etfs, commodities, and energy for 2026
Fuck you and give me that flair
You’re a good son. Is she single?
Missing out gains, take green, \nHere’s a lesson:\n\nYou can be a bear\nYou can be a bull\nDon’t be a pig \n\n( greedy pig ) in case you missed it. Wise words from my father.
If the dollar could keep cratering that'd be fantastic, I'll buy the USA with my GREAT BRITISH POUNDS
if you listed to the EC you wouldn't touch the contracts with a 10 ft pole
tsla
WTF did he do now?
That’s because space stocks went over their heads
Naked CFD long position. Pure degenerate
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🥭
Flat ahh day. Another win for the theta gang
Heading below 90 soon
What's the reason?
Highly unlikely
Good thing I bought the bottom and not the top.
Did Xi look at Trump's truth social and decide he should be doing the same thing on WeChat?
damn that was a whileeee ago. a whole lot has definitely changed in the world and market over the last 5 years...
Zoom out, it's been worse many times.
Yeah I could see it being blamed on immigration or any other ideological propaganda that he wants to peddle.
# SPY bols waiting for 700 like gametards waiting for MOASS\n\n# 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜\n\nhere, you dropped these\n\n*hands you rainbow curly wig and keys to a tiny car*
Jokes on you dumbass bitchass silver . I already have a stack and only went on a light short! Haha fk you!
Only 1000% more till its back at ath!
Just find a rotting 🐻 on the street and eat it
Sounds like the circuit will be broken to me
I think smart phones will be the future
150k, made it back in 6 months last year
Bruh, my silver coin stash keeps getting more and more sexy each week! ❤️🙏🏻😊
Right! like cmon a $10 card then have to put money in it. Scammark. I took a god damn art class on YouTube for free 99. Bought some paper for $2. I fold paper in half and draw ✍️ then write sweet nothings and that’s that. Cost varies on the price of the paper involved. But man costs me .50 cent a card. Cut one sheet into four cards worth. I got hands hallmark! Hands that take business from you scam artists. 🧑‍🎨
Make sure to zoom out; we've been dumpstered since Liberation Day, but it's been bouncing in a range ever since.\n\nSave for any big catalysts like destroying our forward trade alliances or another big ME war it should stay that way.
I knew we can’t trust those damn Canukistanis
Why is USD dropping? Compared to CAD?\n\nAnd why is SLV still rising? I suppose cause USD is dropping? Lol
Somewhere around $300–400K. I’m not exactly sure, and I don’t really like to think about it.
👆 MAH NI🅱️🅱️A
Tough week for me. Only made 12.34% gains. Need to stop paperhanding good plays
Happens with POTUS can't STFU.
Ok but an ounce of good weed cost more than an ounce of silver. Let’s be honest which one would you really rather have?
waiting for this whole computer business to settle down to proper valuation and for things to rotate into real sectors like brick and mortar retail or print media
Its selling from the Yen unwind \n\nIm 46% sure
True but one of them is my mom so felt like I needed to. If it was my buddies never would of lol
And now?
Thank you for your attention to this matter
GO NETFLIX GO 📣
Dollar down 1.9% in 5 days. Insane.
All the Netflix hype makes me happy as a current bag holder
103 lol it's about to get out of control
I concur
RYAN WEDDING INFAMOUS DRUG LORD HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY THE FEDERALS
SWISS FRANCS BABY
Watch out on 1/29.  SNDK earnings.  I hope SNDK kills it and sends MU to their forward earnings PE ratio.  If SNDK doesn't, could send MU down.  I'm a little afraid SNDK is trading at too high of a forward PE, but honestly haven't studied too closely.
Yeah I sold way too early as usual. I’m not greedy so I see anything over 25% and I sell. Could make more money in hindsight but a win is a win
Veterans of the Meme Stonk Wars I see\n\n🫡
>Tom Lee: “In my opinion, silver is obviously just getting started”
Google is fine IBM is fine. But $RGTI and $QBTS and $IONQ and $qubt? FUCK THEM
Weimar Republic, speedrun %anyany
#I’M RETARDEDER THAN YOU
Squatters Rights bro
RYAN WEDDING HAS BEEN CAPTURED
-$600k
Interesting, which platform is this? Thanks!
market down 1.2%
This is inaccurate, there won’t need to be a circuit breaker with multiple EMP pulses being released globally
What’s worst? \n\nMissing out on gains or watching your position go from +30% to flat on close
I’m balls deep, let’s go 🚀
Google was my quantum play, so I’m doing alright thank you
Oh my Jesus. Bro you're gonna be so in the money!
It’s now illegal for SLV to have a red day
how much did you wager? LEAPS?
*stops trading meantime restarts emotions*\nGoes thru charts. Hmm silver looks over extended maybe a short here is a play. \nNext 30mins down 10% …. *turns off chart*
Fuck no its going to 1000
Does your time work in reverse?
How my quantum bros doing? HAHAHAHA
i love seeing the usd becoming worthless
It's not that fast yet but we may start to see really sharp moves like that once the new Fed chair puts the money printer to hyperdrive.
A 6 pack of High Life says any frozen stiffs are used as anti-global warming 'evidence'.
I got money way before the fame
Why is USD dropping? Compared to CAD?
Then just buy shiny rocks and sit on it
What is a non depreciating asset\n\nI feel like I could argue gold is a depreciating asset given we dig more up
Congrats king
Well at least I know you’re not talking about me
Net realized losses of 200k in 2021 (yes it was a bull market).
short ladder attack on SPY after hours
I’m riding MSFT through ER. Did you sell today?
You are genuinely stupid.
Right my buy in was 55 so it makes me nervous
My 690 put immediately went up in value 30 seconds after sold it fuck this market
Two days of weekend? Who knows what happens
This being up voted in a sub of retards  sums it up.
That's some Trump percentage bullshit right there.
Israel destroyed the American dollar but at least we can jump ship to gold
Someone in here had to have bought 0 DTE MSFT calls yesterday.
What is your thesis to short COST ?
Then it goes 🙁
Thanks for not moving spy you pos
Don't you mean, "a praya for meya 🤌"?
wanting to applaud someones gains but then they turn out to be a really annoying dick
where are you seeing how much percent it declines?
This chart is missing something...Melania is ringing the opening bell on the 28th too. So, calls?
15k
holding cash you are losing 1 percent per day\n\nnever seen such a rapid decline for the dollar in my entire life\n\nsoon we will be just like zimbabwe
I hope RFK Jr can reverse my Tylenolism
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Bro… we have the first real ongoing silver shortage in human history and you shorted it?
I hear Ted Cruz had to head there to check for himself
U think by 2028 Netflix can be at 200 or above any thoughts
i need the yen to go lower so I can take the kid over there for a graduation gift.
What about now?
I literally can’t believe they not doing anything from regards getting money from silver
Went in leveraged at 46. Let's say I'm quite happy I did
What’s been your biggest drawdown lifetime?
No you’re good
Just don’t buy cards no one likes them anyway
Some “individual stock investing is higher risk with no greater return” bullshit
degenracy in business is a stong buy signal
Is anyone checking out NVO? Holy shit, the last few weeks have been fantastic for me.
Our kids when we kick it: https://pbfcomics.com/comics/happy-brothers/
Agreed. It would be more intense if we had a blizzard version of Hurricane Katrina, which could technically be possible since the south isn't well equipped for these type of extreme winter weather storms.
Oh dear :/
At least NFLX is guiding for profits on a GAAP basis.
nbis is so gay
It’s no bubble
I made almost $1000 today but drove an extra ten minutes to a dollar store because I refuse to pay almost $30 for 2 birthday cards.\n\nGet fucked Hallmark.
found out I'm 1/8th It*lian...pray for me
Lol I don't need to wish, MSOS up 5% today.
The dollar held up well considering they never stop printing them. It was a good run while it lasted
Bro I’m down 80% on my leaps. I hate myself.
Rotating from solar into nuclear i guess.......
1USD = €0.846
we are on WSB on friday after market hours.. if that isnt proof.. I dont know what is
Pump and dump like i said
Snowboard instructor nepo baby vs 150IQ central banker
Nice I remember this show
I had $75 SLV calls with March expiry and sold when it was around $78 or something. The value on those have quadrupled since then
It’s the age of ~~Precious~~ Meme Metals
Every fool knows investors hoard gold during bull runs
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I mean, yeah
a great american hero once said\n\n🎶 bomb bomb bomb iran 🎶🕺💃
You wish
Iran would lose a war to your average local paintball club
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Hot dog = 9.36mg of gold
Mu will go ballistic next week.
Pro tip: but ASST and Bitcoin
Actually I think supernova don’t produce very much of the heavier elements, a lot of it comes from two neutron stars colliding.
its nuts how every single day half my stocks are up 10 percent or more and by the end of the day its either gone or they are down 10 percent \n\nthe only thing that has been able to hold gains is anything related to metals\n\nscrew the AI bubble I can not wait for the precious metals bubble to pop \n\nthat would probably wipe out half of this sub
My dad had to get gold injected into his balls for cancer treatment. I've gotta check his net sack worth
Nice work, AMD. Now, if we can just do the same thing again Monday.
When Intel went up 100% on no material news over last few months, after guiding down YoY for Q4, was that manipulation?
there's some copy pasta about investing in etfs that makes me want to off whoever posts it
**Breaking news**\n\nCalifornia set to join World Health Organization as the first state to do so.\n\nLooks like Pharma companies gonna have to come to Cali for research lmao\n\nIntroducing: Pharmacon Valley
Collectively lost $10k from shorting SLV, GLD, USAR, COST and UUUU via naked calls.
Not even a $1 per mg. Still losing to drugs.
He wasn’t always a “dottering old man”, ya know. Bought most of those businesses decades ago when he was merely aged.
How about now?
Right, they killed earnings last quarter but the 16b tax bill spooked everyone. We're only a few days away now.
They were oil traders
We are seeing the fall of an empire and you will still be bearish on shiny rocks and international
How’s everyone surviving this weather? It’s a brutal 65 here in California and dropping to 55 tonight. Basically Arctic conditions. Praying the pipes in my house don't freeze.
Bruh you are not smart. INTC PE is like 2000+ or something. NFLX is like near 30. Meaning Intel does not make jack shit for earnings. Their margins suck, they constantly are losing in performance, and have been being phased out for years
the zion of “VT and chill” brainrot
When you find out you were too broke for Wells Fargo to open new fake accounts in your name 😔
S&P 500 posts second straight losing week
Netflix has a thing called influence
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Another step towards peace
Wait till Texas and other red states (other than GA, because Kemp) get billions in federal aid and blue states are thrown a bag of salt and told to pound it.
LMAO thank you for the oldie. GUH
$1.50 USD = hot dog
>has no edge\n\n>keeps winning
Options
Do it, lady
we're gonna be great again again
Neither of those options is happening
bombing Iran is Bullish
What if it isn't a clown market ... but we're all clowns
Yea ikr
RIP
lol?\n\nEven after the drop, Intc has still doubled from what was a realistic share price purely on hopes and dreams of a turnaround because Trump wants local chips.\n\nGuess what, success can’t be ordered like a Big Mac.
The “cutting edge” description gives you away, Mr trump
I loved Silverhawks as a kid!
Scalped a quick $1k off spy calls this morning. Easy peasy in and out before the weekend.
Banks say: “don’t buy those shiny rocks! Keep buying our paper”\n\n*meanwhile, banks keep buying shiny rocks*
Hopefully it’s an AI boon
I shouldn’t have bought CAT calls. I’m already down -20% within 3 hrs
They didn't say Thank you
Are we great yet
Someone tell 🥭 that not making tweets about bombing Iran is mega homo so i can get a bear treat for once
Or you needed to have bought in earlier.
What even is this? Honestly.
Iran war and the Yen trade is in the unwinding zone again \n\n\n\nSPY will gap up ....
LOL you’re an idiot
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I eat a lot of See's candy, how come I'm not a multi-billionaire?
Pump intel
If poet goes up to 100, you have close to 4.8mil!!! Im hoping for yah bud. People didnt expect asts to go up as fast as it did. Maybe this is your time
Puts on virtual customer service, fucking clankers
Someone finally gets it. All the advice they give you is “wait a long time, it will work out” or “you’re not smart money you can’t win short term”
1 USD = 1 USD
PalantVir
Sure everyone's risk tolerance is different. Yet I made 10k/over 50% with 21k investment. Imagine if I put all my money into it... I didn't because it could also ruin my life if it goes opposite direction.
you're not entirely wrong but calling INTC a cutting edge chipmaker is like calling wells fargo a cutting edge bank
Ehhh it would be too obvious if he did something this weekend
1 USD = 6.24mg of gold
What's the best silver ticker to make calls on? I bought a share of a few and it's only profited about $10 lol, plus $17 from a call on SLV.
GL bro!
Gold to $20k
Is there bob?
God, I hate the other investing subs. Every highly upvoted comment there is such retarded advice
Just ate Taco Bell. It's good
Is it weekend enough for me to start doing doomer bear shitposts yet
Soon, using a 100 dollar bill to light a cigar will be a sound money saving decision.
Not for other countries
He thinks SLV = Spot.
Probably to distract from the piss poor FEMA response when 1/3 or more of the US is covered in snow and ice. Mass power outages are expected.
Ofc China can TACO, especially with the chip industry, but Xi is eating dimsum and not looking at how orange man do "bussiness".\nXi better install Truth Social
Full silver bull here but those dips can be brutal when trading futures. Entry must be perfect
After conquering Greenland this week we are conquering Iran next week pay attention
USD now backed by full faith and credit of Costco hot dogs
So is there any actual reason small caps are absolutely fucking obliterated today?
pegging is for free
Well better than me buddy \n\n\nI had SPX puts today that reverse on me \n\n-2k \n\nOops
Saying netflix as a company is more valuable than intel lol. Id make that trade so fast - a streaming service with no real edge in the market vs a cutting edge chipmaker.\n\nClown market.
Ideally U.S. pulls a Venezuela with Iran and works out a deal with the IRGC to send Khamenei into exile 'for health reasons'. \nA real war would mean WW3 has kicked off.
If a doddery old man can become a multi-billionaire through a simple strategy of Dairy Queen, See's Candys and coke, my advanced strategy of holding calls through a weekend where Iran might get struck because mango had a bad day should print.
Won't matter if he keeps dumping dollars on capex
Living as a dense person is one of the worst things you can place yourself at
Reopen the casino! I was doing so good!
San Fran so should get lots of customers. $200 a pop, 5 customers per hour and I’ll be back to even by the time market opens if I start now!! 👍🏻
This is what we do now we order loads of stuff directly from china in advance, it's multiple times cheaper than paying some drop shipper.
Is everyone going to see the Melania Movie in the theaters?  I got presale
I can hear the perkys callin
Always will be
SILVER
Defraud for Billions, serve a short jail sentence. Makes sense.
It’s already over 100 friend 😬
Mango better send this up 2% to cancel out last week's 2% drop over the weekend my 10$ lottery ticket depends on it
[Why not Wing Pit instead?](https://youtu.be/ISBJyhughBo?si=PKemzFXnwLJs0NDU)
I sold my puts today, I figured it wasn't worth the risk when it's starting to become a meme stock. \n\nProbably missed out on some gains, but I'll take the 3x.
Wish I had some. I think silver is cool, but can't shake the feeling it's a meme and there's just too much still buried in the ground.
$1.50 USD = 1 hot dog and drink ... pegged
Lmaooo bro. Thats a sweet ride. Best of luck homie
GLD has singlehandedly doubled my portfolio in a single week, thank you cool yellow rock
Looks like weed stocks are up next in the 🥭 market rotation.
I thought IAG were Airlines 🫣
Right, meta is killing earnings qt after qt.
Funny reading this. My dad literally told me the same thing and I thought he was regarded. Now here we are might as well be europoors
1 usd = 0.7 usd
Yea it’s been completely wild to go from trading 3 mini contracts to just 1 then now I’m down to like 5 micros. All in a very short period of time due to the drastic price increase and margin changes
My bro Adventurous
nothing new at the AI front
still lost and confused though
My favorite part of Twitter is everyone lying about how they go 100% on options everyday and all the replies are porn bots
The day I didn’t touch anything. Fucking .30 spx calls were worth $2,730 twenty minutes later
1 usd = 1 usd
https://preview.redd.it/rboqglg536fg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdc24402b1d4c2d354ce58272e6d5392ebac9f1a\n\nOut of all the big tech stocks I could have full ported into during the new year, I picked the literal worst one
I took a SPX short 100 points OTM. It’s up 67% ah. Gl.
nOtHiNg EvEr hApPeNs
I shorted it so that you guys can stay green 🫡
Yes I believe in concepts of frameworks
CCJ and CEG.. if you can afford to wait longer… OKLO.. but they are still in the research game.
Difference between a high school teacher and a world-class economist and banker
U gotta reach out to 🥭 and tell him to pressure for Iceland now
beer and beach
You regards were saying the same thing last week. Didn't then won't now no nuts
Well, yes, but no one asked about this *during* the buildup? I thought the market was all about faith and forward thinking nowadays.
I used to have a defeatist attitude about gambling on stonks, and then I decided to use my brain and start doing my own DD lmao
So new strike maybe incoming to iran by us? I knew this admin couldnt keep one weekend without doing something radical. \n\nI dont know if this is good for my port or not...
His feelings was right 2x port cons went to 2.60 a con
I just knew we would see a second leg down \n\nI didn't think about a mini pump into AH dump
Been a long time John.
Intel sucks and should never have been above 30. Even there it would have a PE higher than NVDA. It pumped only because of mango jambo
might get some Wingstop
Man these silver prices scare me with how violent they are moving. Not even a slow move up just blasting.
Damn, USD basically worthless now
Living in dense places is the worst thing you can do for yourself
https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/boj-set-hold-rates-steady-election-yield-spike-cloud-outlook-2026-01-22/
I thought setting your money on fire was illegal in the US.
How much have you lost?
If SPY gaps down 10% we will see a rate cut and causes stocks to go up ending .5% green.
RIP
It 68F and sunny.  Think I’ll head down to the harbor to enjoy.  Maybe some soft rock.
There is a thing that the MM's don't want you to know: Gold can only go up. It's a free money glitch.
😮‍💨
Beware of coolant leaks and the gen 3 heads are known to have issues. You can find my poor ass in my f type r 😆
<$2 bios getting an FDA nod are rarer than solar eclipses.
+5% is actually not that bad of a return
Open AI's CFO releasing a detailed paper on how they can't make money is the top for AI. META coming out next week dumping another $100 billion on AI capex gonna send that to mid 500s. SPY will still be 680.
I think it's a fun action watch
Yeah, I guess so... Im in URAN cus it seems a bit safer. Who knows what'll happen...
f\*\*\* NBIS
215
So i'm glad I didn't go all in on poet after this
Big flotilla about to arrive in Persian Gulf
hood.
!banbet
It is un-American to say the least.
You're right—AI writing tools are now so aggressive that they can flatten personal voice and teach the wrong lessons. The old grammar-check model showed *why* a comma was off; today’s systems swap whole phrases and impose a generic tone. Turning the suggestions off is a reasonable defense: it keeps your own rhythm, avoids the “AI-speak” veneer, and forces you to stay in charge of clarity and style.
That $1 move SPY is doing after hours? Yeah, I needed that shit 5 minutes before close. 🫩
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Thick women make life worth livin’
Need ASTS to moon next week pls
My bro 215 what it is
Yep \n\nBut when youre right its like woooooooooooosh
I hope my kids take whatever inheritance I haven’t gambled away and use it for their own gambling addictions. They need to feel both extremes of dopamine rushes
SNDK - my shares are telling me calls, but my unrealized gains are saying puts
the amount of loss porn from shorting silver is so damn high
Iren has 90% of their energy free to make deals, nbis cant make deals. Energy is higher in demand than gpus, iren has both. It is the long term better play
Metals are the new cryptos.
almost doubling SPY returns - nice
retarded call
Wise man once say, “if you want CALLS during an Ice Age, better buy Walkie-Talkie.” 😂
Yo Johnny T what’s good
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Maybe it will catch up next week
Bullshit day, so a Friday.
Yup, got me in the ass
yea if having an office in tel aviv is all you have to say then i gotta say i am not sure this is enough to go with.\n\n here is the results of a quick google search of where palantir have offices in:\n\n* **International Hubs:** London (European hub), Paris, Munich, Canberra, Sydney, and Tokyo.\n* **Other Global Locations:** Amsterdam, Oslo, Stockholm, Warsaw, Zurich, Tel Aviv, Abu Dhabi, Seoul, Taipei, and Ottawa. \n\nkeep in mind that tel-aviv is a pretty central place for startups and tech companies, having an office there isn't enough for what you said.\n\nin other words tel-aviv is just one of several places they run an office from, as for "staffed by former Israeli government and security officials" that doesn't mean much considering most people in israel served in the army, like it means literally nothing when you realize people who served as a programmer in the IDF will try to land a job as a programmer after being discharged.\n\n \nany way tbh i don't care about it that much, i just don't see why would you say it's "israeli digital invasion of the west." other then paranoia or just hate.
👄
Nice
Yes, I am gallant
what are the best plays based on earnings calls next week
With?
Bullshit like Venezuela
Slv kicks Slv bears in the balls.
I think im just gonna start waiting till 1pm to buy anything spx, you enter just 2 minutes to early/late and your position will be down 60% so fast
I knew it. They waited until after close to let it fall. Fucking assholes.
how the fuck it is a vaccine if the whole pipeline is built on taking a sample from a tumor, sequencing it and having ai pick 34 antigens then make mrna shorts for those antigens so the immune fights that specific cancer? \n\nthat's immunotherapy that's not a vaccine. No one healthy is expected to take it nor is anyone expecting any two people to take the same version lol. \n\nRegarded take from a regard on wsb, what else did i expect.
quality dd
Buddy I hate to break it to you but every weekend has only led to a massive minerals pump on monday, this was a stupid play, gl.
All my technical indicators indicate a bull cycle ahead. No doubt.\n\nBitcoin and Housing the earliest beneficiaries of it. Massive inflows and liquidity incoming. \n\nYou have been warned.
takes one man to hold you down…
Net difference zero.  It’s the play one makes in between.
All I need is SPY to gap down 10% and Ill be alright
Gotta raise the price of money.\n\nGotta pull demand forward.\n\nSome people got 1981 pocket change laying around the house ya know. 😉
With what's going to happen this weekend we are going to open near ATH Monday. \n\nAll these puts bought at close are going to be crushed. \n\nSad
You mean China up north with a population of India?
Bombing Iran is my guess
are you ga-
Yep, yep and while we're throwing analogies a broken clock is right twice a day too
How can you see their posts?
Hmm then you must be millionaire or regarded because that was too much for way too little...
Can someone explain me how it’s possible ? Thanks ☺️
Bruh look at AVGO after they smashed the last ER. And they’re far more valuable than INTC at the moment. Whole market is a meme now
Next week, we'll see Cognition Therapeutics (CGTX) post minutes following their discussion with the FDA about their Alzheimer's drug, Zervimesine. It's a type C meeting and they are probably trying (again) to get fast track or breakthrough designation. It'll be pretty wild if they pull it off.
News reported a spike in the Yen 5 minutes before close. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I ask AI (decent read). TLDR. You want FXY calls, and QQQ puts. QQQ to 612 is possible, but I took SPX 6800 instead. I know that’s pretty far OTM. My entry was 1.50. It’s 3.00 ah, which I know doesn’t mean shit, but at least it’s not red. Pay attention to Yen, and Japanese markets into Monday, if you can afford it, a SPY put yolo a couple points out won’t hurt too much.
What bullshit is 🥭 going to be on this weekend
be seeing ya monday...
I don't think so. I asked over the loud speaker and no one raised their hand. 🤚
This guy must be a werewolf bc he hates silver
Great. Just hold. I got 80% of my portfolio in this company. Remember to cope with dips. Prospects are awesome for the future. Squeeze could be incoming. Catalysts in the pipeline. My average is $27. 1500 shares.\n\nYou just have to hold. 2026 and 2027 will be. 🔥 It's hard to stomach the hardcore dips if you have not done the DD.\n\nGood luck bro.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/yba019r326fg1.png?width=1108&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e2baa42ab0b2b96dadcc4591a819d43d53d1dff
Silver dip incoming to shake out the paper hands before going to 100.
Bruises on the hands and other stuff means he is gonna meet him soon and he is heading to him soon.
Location?
my dad told me to go in on silver over a year ago\n\nI did not inherit the brain to listen
They call me Johnny Thickcock
I don’t trust this MSFT pump. Should have bought puts
Baby I don’t even look twice at those other securities\n\n\n#ITS ONLY UUUU ❤️
Last time I timed buying puts right the VIX peaked on Saturday. 😂
“heh.. outperformed the market by 60% 😏”
he wouldn't load up on bonds for both companies unless he knew the merger was going to go through? He also said he would be personally involved in the merger days b4 he loaded up. meaning he is going to take bribes and approve it. He telegraphs all his moves well in advance. At this point i am surprised that anyone is surprised about what he does. he literally tells everyone, but people are too stupid to believe him for some reason. and if it has any chance of messing with the market as a whole he TACOs. so you can easily tell what his bluffs are.
URA is the way ahead?
Do you believe in the market? Where’s that guy who bought 700 calls for end of year? Did he sell or hold and lose??
lmaoooooooooooo mannn i give my wife what she needs to pay the bills and thats it. she doesnt know what i make lol \n\nall she knows is bills can be paid. ive brought in 42k in one day before.. wifey would ask to buy all type of stuff if she knew that.
Going to be bent over in the Applebee’s bathroom all weekend trying to recover my losses. Wish me luck!
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NBIS finding 3pm as a mortal sin and jumping off a cliff
I wear the see through leggings and so yes, it might be weird you can see my junk
Snapchat is only good for sending dick pics, nothing else.
The more it goes up, the harder it falls.
Silver holders buying Mansions and Lambos
Thats just not true both down within 1% of each other within the last month.
Yeah i got the fuck out today. Ive seen enough
Almost $18 breakeven???????
it doesn't need a reason, things go up and down. it was 40 dollars in october and it could easily go back there.
This weekend is a time for reflection. I may decide to quit trading after seeing intel lose 20% in a day after beating earnings. Seeing a loss after earnings isnt rare but this.. this is different. I think this is foreboding, if intel can be traded like a piny stock pumped and dumped for a 4th of its value - one of the worlds largest chipmaker, then weve entered a new era of severe manipulation and nonsensical markets. I saw spx get pinned around hourlies 4 times today for last min dips. This isnt just theory anymore, its happening in front of our very eyes in real time.
Snp up 0.03% dollar down 0.80%
🥭 speak wen?
What a shitty day, it’s cold as shit my car won’t start and I had calls for the weekend and it just dumped like a bitch…
war
Holy fuck I just farted so loud at work and there’s only a few people here so everyone totally heard that.
Been holding since $18, just a flesh wound lol
Such a step up from Trudeau
This dip means nothing
we're just waiting for you to buy puts before we break 700
Next time bro
INTC still overvalued btw, should be at 30. Still holding puts
If tech is relying on Tim Apple to carry the market, we bols are fucking screwed
bers the type to eat cheese off the mouse trap
Gaza is a 5 star resort where have you been mate? Did you not see 🥭 s video?
“HOOD INTcel’s.”
TDS and 30 lawfare injunctions from activist liberal judges didn't help him either. \nOnce the 30 million let in by Biden got metastasized in democrat cities for democrats needing more fraud funds and votes to stay in power it was tough to extricate them once they built their own unassimilated little Somali and Honduran hell holes by living 10 to household. \nThat's the difference. So now you have built in communities with their "Stop ICE" rants which translates to "don't do federal immigration law that makes us get off welfare and fraud and go back to our home countries".\n\nBe that as it may, crime is dropping, housing prices are dropping, mortgages are dropping, food, price of eggs, gas, auto prices everything going down now with the deports so its a good thing, \nGO PLTR!!
I’m going to lose so much sleep this week. At least it’s only once per quarter.
Nice
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SPY can't break 700. It's been 4 months and we've been blue balled to death. Time to dump this.
Please do, I enjoy seeing my stack grow in value.
Intel was send to dagestan to forget
Which ETF is that and is it 2x leveraged or 3?
You haven’t see me in the low rise leggings yet.
Straddle
Can I still say genocide happened in Gaza or should I I be a holocaust denier. Asking for a friend.
“Turn Hillary’s servers back ON.” 😂
🥭 is really going hard on the Jesus stuff\n\nIs there a Megachurch I can buy calls for?
Performance today:\n\n* S&P 500: +0.03%\n* My port: +0.05%\n\nI'm built different.
Bears freak out when it's climbing too quickly, think it's going to dump when it's flat, and cry when it only drops .5%. \n\nThis is a healthy, quiet period. Let it be.
I rode it from 108-110, didn’t take profits, then rode it back into the dumpster. 1/30 110C now down a lot
AH got me fucked up
should we have
“Yes, that’s him officer”
I’ve decided I will fast until my OKLO long is going green… I might get scurvy
The top was 70, then 80 then 90, then huge psychological barrier at 100 which got blown through like a protest on the highway
INTC hasn't seen $45 since, let me check, 8 trading sessions ago. \n\nThat runup last week felt manufactured and forced, tons of options got wiped out.
INTC rug pulling dead gram grams like it's a meme stock
you know what? it's just funny atp
larry ellison looks good for 81\n\nmust have a twink for blood transfers
theta gang
I just re-upped my life insurance. Being as old as I am the tipping point of being worth more dead than alive is about 3-5 years out.\n\nNote to my kids reading this in the future - use the money to do options. 42OBLAZEITCASYOLO4LYFE screw it.
Lululemon gear looks weird on guys
What about old Indian Head copper Pennie’s?
If you’re holding blue chips and expecting to make money boy do I have news for you
Make it make sense...