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| 6M lock up for people who invested via their own Fundrise account since started till before they listed IPO |
| Interesting. Thanks for the info! |
| It was hit and forced an emergency landing with pilot being in “stable condition” don’t know what exactly happened but the same thing happened here |
| god i wish i wasnt poor enough to have to care about this shit |
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| How long can Plunge Protection Team step in? Till how long? War is not Over. Strait is still closed. Lets see. |
| No imagination existing |
| Is my uber driver allowed to be using FSD |
| So dumb fucks go to war with Iran. Now the want to remove sanctions on Iranian oil. ‘Splain for us regards |
| Hit their biggest NG and lng already. It's only further tit for tat now |
| You must have pretty sweet cost basis’ |
| 🤔 |
| Can’t possibly get more basic white boy than that. |
| USO and SPY are trading closely, but in opposite directions. USO dropped about 5 points, SPY pumped almost the same amount. |
| That oil has to be refined and we don't have the capacity to refine all the oil we drill. We actually refine a lot of Canada's oil for example (there are different types of oil, the stuff we get from Canada is different than what you would find in Texas etc) |
| Excursions, Huh?!! What are they good for...🎶 |
| there are reports of potentially up to two F-35 being downed by iran but what actually happened was those pilots saw the market dip today and got down to buy the dip on robinhood |
| When will nvda stock get the dlss5 upgrade on itself |
| That guy on the F-35 prolly a drafted guy playing around. |
| which entities are shorting oil? everytime it gets to $100 it dumps. |
| There’s a fine line between a contemporary Irish tap dancer and a permabull |
| Think because I’m in uk Robin Hood won’t let me trade spy options can do the spx mini that looks the same but I either do spx or rutw but yea some days this week options have been really expensive even late into the day. I do want to steer away from the index 0dte now they are all consuming for the brain every movement in price is heart in mouth |
| Hilarious to see the bulls back in force after a -.2% day 😂 |
| This is the regarded content i come to expect here, bravo |
| Opened 4 QQQ 600p/601c spread yesterday, expired today for 100% today. |
| I don't know what Israel means by "help" but I'm pretty sure it involves bombs. Puts at open |
| 🤌 |
| I'm GenX. I've eaten more dic in my day than you can dream of. Stay jealous bud |
| Chyna AWACS were flying all over southern pakistan for weeks at the beginning of the conflict, I am 100% sure they were collecting signatures for AA and we'll see more and more of this going forward |
| This is why mods keep deleting posts and you people complain why |
| My wife is about 2 weeks away from building a nuclear weapon...i think i will invade her Straight of Hormuz tonight |
| damn Kuwaitis |
| This is like the 5th time somebody has said it’s open or being opened you’d think by now somebody would ask for proof lol |
| Lol wtf I do that all the time smh |
| The first one wasn't shot down. |
| Well I’d rather keep all the premiums for the contracts I sold and still sell for a profit |
| no I listened to an expert radio station today and they said RAM owners are very gay. subaru owners are lesbians, jeep gladiators owners are gay, and old / new Tacoma owners are also gay. nothing about penor size unfortunately. |
| Lol ok Iranians are defo helpless. Slight miscalculation |
| Oil will be printing soon |
| I say thank you every night but my port stays red. |
| bruh |
| Sybau |
| Unluckiest? If it makes you feel better, I lost about $850k on [XIV about 8 years ago](https://www.forbes.com/sites/jimcollins/2018/02/06/it-works-until-it-doesnt-work-the-death-of-xiv-shows-the-folly-of-gaming-market-volatility/). So it could be worse |
| On WSB I can't tell if people are trolling or not lmao, but how is it possible to build a 2500 mile pipeline through Syria, Turkey etc. |
| You disgust me. Sycophant |
| YES. At least he said it -companionably-, after which I said something obscene (-conversationally-). |
| Lmao I recognize a chat gpt graphic when I see one |
| Something I post here fairly frequently, but I wish more people would take to heart: 1-800-GAMBLER |
| inciting violence |
| how are you unlucky, it was choppy going up and down all day. which means you were totally guessing. it wasn’t even on a downtrend for an hour or two you just said its gonna crash in the last hour because I say so |
| Calls on anything tomorrow will print |
| Individually we’re weak like a single twig, but together we form a mighty call buyer |
| I assume that too. |
| Air defense...? But 🥭 promised it was all destroyed! Why would he lie about that just to look like some sort of jackass!? |
| Bro you NEED to be careful. It’s addicting as hell and most people lose everything. It’s incredibly difficult to make money day in day out. Most people lose it all. I’ve lost a shit load of money over the last 7 years thinking I knew what I was doing. Sometimes my trades would 3-4x in a day, but most days I’d lose it all. Be the humblest of traders, wait for good setups, and protect your money more than anything. Better to make just 1% daily, than lose 10-20-50-100% over time. 1% daily will net you like 300% over the course of the whole trading year- which is better returns than 99.9% of traders.\nWhat happened to day was an anomaly, and is never predictable. Happens maybe once or twice a month on any given day and time. |
| Too early? |
| alright, man. I don't think I'm getting through...\n\nGL out there! |
| WTF do I do with this info |
| Dodge Ram owners have small 🅿️🅿️ |
| Bro being high and driving is not a flexible. Don't kill someone |
| Why didn’t you close? |
| So buy puts, start a war, buy calls and say its basically over. Then buy puts again because it isn't. Rinse and repeat |
| Just wiped the oil from my dip stick onto a paper towel. I want 800 bucks for the paper towel. Don't low ball me, I know what I have. |
| 🌮 time \n\nNever bet against ‘merica |
| Lol what'd he do |
| Surely never including yourself there |
| Sent my God to deliver us endless winning |
| Guys u/31andnotdone’s ban is over tonight and she’ll be rejoining Wsb. I think it would be nice if everyone gave her a compliment or something you like about her she likes it. It doesn’t have to be true you can make up anything I just say whatever normally and she gets all giddy and sends nudes |
| What are you unemployed SWE doing nowadays? |
| What's a diorama? |
| Crazy how Mango has solved another war |
| I dont care if gas is high, unemployed is high, inflation is high AS LONG AS the DOW is over 50,000 |
| Well done sir 🍻 |
| Well that went terrible 😉 |
| I'm too invested and need continuous neighbor updates! also did you get around to watching Secretary with my girl Maggie G? 😊 |
| I feel you’re timing might be slightly off |
| Is this old news:\n\n[https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/nvidia-says-it-is-restarting-production-of-ai-chips-for-sale-in-china-eea7029e?mod=world\_feat2\_asia\_pos2](https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/nvidia-says-it-is-restarting-production-of-ai-chips-for-sale-in-china-eea7029e?mod=world_feat2_asia_pos2)\n\n \nCrap: might be a paywall |
| spy has gotten terribly expensive to trade , even a week out |
| hmmm…. Reports That Iran Have Shot Down A Second F-35 Fighter Jet\n\nThis is only hours after the first one was confirmed to have been struck by Iranian air defence. |
| Interested to see how gracefully my least favorite generation (gen x) transitions into their elder years. The bar is set quite high by the boomers. What the boomers lack in comprehension they make up for with strict adherance to routine and verbal communication skills. Im counting on gen x to get in there and trash the place with their constant whining about everything and severe entitlement issues. And most of those fuckers wont have the same support base boomers had cuz genx did a terrible job at raising functional family units. |
| Good idea to DCA sell. You wouldn’t want to sell it all while the price is high |
| You know full well that a month after the war is over, Netanyahu is coming out and saying how Iran is two weeks from building a nuclear weapon. |
| Wtf is this?? |
| man took a 25mg edible, had hopdoddy, now omw to Houston but damn this interstate looks like rainbow road from Mario kart |
| Work smarter, not harder. Billionaires are not doing physical jobs to make money. Full time trading is work actually, I have to deal with degenerate blue hairs on this sub constantly. It sucks |
| People in here have dreams of 🥭 diddling kids and it shows smh |
| Every year there always a stock that defies logic and goes way higher than it should. SNDK is looking like it going gro be that stock |
| I thought they were strict about only having relations with people who also practice Judaism and yet Bibi decided to fuck me, how rude |
| Skip the ramen. One of the other two will be better |
| And all of a sudden its like nothing ever happened today. 🤡🌎 |
| so these other women are just in my head? |
| the best news right at the 200d MA on SPY. chefs kiss rigging. lot of my long calls are alive again haha |
| Unless something dramatic happens, I will be banned early tomorrow morning. I will not defend my bet, nor dispute the results. Your mother has promised to love me regardless, which is funny because I'm breaking up with her regardless.\n\nFuck you ❤️ |
| Cuck ass jet |
| Go lick more boot |
| What do you mean the FDIC is broke? |
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| Move for tomorrow is to shove this up bers ass \n⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡐⠱⡱⣻⡻⣝⣮⣟⣿⣻⣟⣻⡺⣊ |
| Cannabis breeding is not regulated in the way people imagine it is. Almost everything is a hybrid in some form or another and there really isn’t anything stopping people from calling a strain whatever they want. |
| Its also got 390 support too. I never play that ticker except to inverse or buy puts- but maybe I'll buy a call or two, sorry to jinx it for you. |
| https://preview.redd.it/hqcy4yqwu2qg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=060a27ea1be5b343a78d47cf5bccefc011cad6ce\n\nI'm just about ready to cut this thing off and sell it |
| Congrats on getting it down to a perfect $0.00! Impressive. |
| Crazy to not let that ride you were down like… 90% already |
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| Say what you about mango, but it's quite an accomplishment , to be able to bankrupt whole world in such a small amount of time |
| Friendly reminder that u/31andnotdone says she will not be silenced. (I’m posting this for her because she was in fact silenced) |
| OH SHIT BRO AN F-35 HIT |
| Lmfao you’re an idiot |
| Usually but these aren't make believe things you can just undo with a tweet |
| Easier to squeeze the US really. |
| Slowly selling/trimming all my long positions, aiming for 50% cash by EOM |
| \nBut what if hookers are the only real women |
| If we’re a gas net exporter then why do we buy any of our oil from other countries? |
| Back to the market from the cash gang. Sorry for the SPY 500 tomorrow. |
| So you mad for holding SNDK calls when Iran war started basically |
| They're good crude oils Brent |
| How fun will it be after all those dark pool buys, market is still at 659 in the morning. |
| I shorted gold today. I’ll be up all night watching the stupid charts again |
| who broke the daily |
| its at 50,000 |
| "Ex-police chief says Trump told him 'thank goodness you're stopping'"\n\nUhh... Hmm. Well, I guess stopping diddling kids is better than continuing? So.. good for him I guess? |
| Go billionaires |
| Sneaky AH ultra instinct pump incoming |
| Should’ve known PL would blow past $30, let’s see if it can hold that for a week |
| My face looks like this 🥸 |
| Grok is this true |
| What platform |
| What in the butthole was that? Got rocked today. Uppies and downies. |
| Nothing wrong with small position I think |
| Congrats but that could just be pure FOMO rather than realistic AI price action |
| If you haven't realized it yet, a majority of people have room temperature brain function |
| They are lucky. My piss just dribbles out now because of an enlarged prostate |
| Balls deep bro |
| Any reason to buy |
| Im sure the insurance companies feel secure now |
| That only make sense if you cut losses too. Which we don't. And if OP did, he wouldn't have been able to hold until he was green. |
| I would like to just say while my port has done fuck all this week (and the last 9 months) at least i successfully appealed my temp reddit ban for using the Spanish word for black |
| My move for tomorrow is to drink crude oil with cereal. |
| Learning how to tie the last knot I will ever need |
| I’m not bullish at all 🤸🏼♀️ |
| Of course, that far OTM and with only a week till expiry, they are going to zero pretty quick - But it doesn't change my point (of pure speculation): \n\n**IF** we get one good actual achievement (not a freaking tweet), Theta and VIX will be largely irrelevant if they are ITM.\n\n |
| Oh yeah just 31 years and the majority under far more competent governments |
| I think my friend is realtarded. Before the war i told him to buy oil... he is now asking me what to do with 2000 bottles of baby oil...#nodiddy |
| 🥭 luvs to manufacture a problem...then claim victory by providing a solution to the problem that didn't exist in the first place\n\n100% autistic...but also kinda genius \n\n |
| I'd shove a photonic up my ass if I could, damn it feels good to make money while the broad markets are down. |
| what da dow doin |
| Until all the retail MSFT bag holders stop buying calls, stock will continue to be sold on every minor uptick |
| Tesla calls at open are going to fucking print tomorrow. Musk always blesses on OPEX Friday's |
| lol 😂 |
| TSLA is going sub 350, you heard it here first. |
| shit maybe I have that backwards |
| Imagine not buying rn |
| On bibis hand I think they are talking about. The video of him |
| And yet, he's been chosen by the majority of the voter base. |
| I would love to understand what you just said |
| Sell if calls, hold if shares |
| NO I’m asking here 😡, my friends 😡 not a robot |
| Powell hitting the 'Emergency Meeting' button |
| What is going on with RDDT lol |
| I'm gonna go for it, I think they're way undervalued with the current volatility |
| Why wont Iran just say Uncle?! |
| Ummm |
| You’re a 1% commenter on the “hit buttons on my phone to make money” subreddit. Actually the laziest possible way to make money lmao get a job |
| 🥰 sir maybe 2370 with 5 shares 🥰🥰🥰 |
| They only care to the extend that it heightens the political cost for the US to stay in the war |
| You do? |
| Imagine if you bought these a month ago when they were $0.07 |
| you'll be a trillionaire by the age of 237 |
| Never let your body count of real women outpace your body count with hookers. |
| Ask ChatGPT |
| I won’t. That still doesn’t mean it’s a solid investment which was the only fucking point of this post |
| I bought 5 shares of VOO today 🥰. Hoping to retire 🥰🥰🥰🥰 |
| Lol I should have but it took a lot of effort just to not curb stomp this dude. If I wasn't with my wife I probably would have mouthed off though. |
| Yellowstone is a stupid show. There, I said it. |
| Why can't you touch it for 6 months? |
| i sold my only oil call so probably. they were holding it down while i hung on- so skys the limit now. |
| US dropping sanctions on Russian oil for one month. Also saw rumor US may drop sanctions on Iran oil as well. Temporarily. Still trying to understand the second one |
| I do need me some Jesus |
| It's easy, just keep wearing those St. Paddy's novelty glasses, and everything looks green. |
| Wasn't 🥭 bragging about gas prices during the state of the union address?\n\nLMAO, what a failure of a human. |
| Having a “Financial Fuckviser” is the biggest drawdown in your life. |
| Deadge |
| Now zoom out just a bit further |
| It really do be out there dangling like a mfer |
| gey |
| Zoom out to 1995 and you tell me its bearish |
| Bibi here, I declare the Strait open! What's the problem guys |
| That’s an average day |
| The fucked up thing is it probably is. By all metrics this is bear territory but here we are thetaing through it |
| Ouch bro that’s a major L |
| Imma take your position, by i m get in at $28. |
| believe it or not people in my home-state are still being arrested for it, glad i don't live in that backwards ass swamp anymore |
| Oil to $200 a barrel? Who is the regard who mentioned this? Shhhhh. Shut the fuck up. |
| Very boolish |
| No imagination needed |
| good thing you can zoom out then |
| In 1932, "S&P" was 4$... |
| US basically wants the whole world to be consumer whores like us. If these countries turn into democracies they can build walmarts and shit everywhere and make more money. Our spread will not stop until everyone is fat and retarded and there are no more trees |
| Only poor lazy ass jealous people talk like this. Pull your shit together instead of plotting to take from those that made something of themselves |
| People in this sub will look at SPY ytd chart and with their whole heart tell you it’s bullish. |
| my watchlist bloody green but bag 7 red\n\nsad af |
| Already happened. Crisis in every sector |
| i'm sorry who are you again |
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| Thus far, Iran has succesfully denied access to the strait of Hormuz to everyone but its allies, obliterated a refinery that is responsible for \~20% of the gas and \~30% of the global helium supply (alongside many, MANY other refineries, that will take years to be rebuilt), damaged the haifa refinery (and its still to be seen if they will attack it again), and were able to prove that the F35 was not, in fact invisible to the radar. \n\n \nI am bearish |
| Me poosay say u should bail lol but don’t blame me if it runs up |
| Hold then sell at -25% |
| Wtf is your custodial account? For you or your kid? |
| i don't know what that means but you need jesus |
| im on the billionaires side |
| 😢 they will ban me |
| I was making $1169 a week on unemployment, living in a house on the beach in Hawaii for $500/month without the stimmy checks. That's also without bilking SNAP and housing assistance and nothing open to spend it on.\n\nBashing together shit around the house was the only thing to do for a lot of people and there was plenty extra cash.\n\n |
| let him cook\^ |
| is this first time metals green AH since downtrend? |
| No. Post your butthole. |
| God bless my money printer |
| From Spain… this is horrible. Salaries have been frozen since 2007 and petrol is at €2. Minimum wage is €1100 and cars cost €30,000–40,000 at the cheapest. All rents are above €1000 |
| Up 100% on SNDK. Should I bail or is this going to run more? |
| I don't know much about much, but the gas price at my local gas station says Iran is winning the war. |
| you think? I added the arrows to help you see all the Space-Laser pro-war stories...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/o8wslrhit2qg1.png?width=2150&format=png&auto=webp&s=17f69fe6ef4bb833a045d15d762d33c3d5919190 |
| reads adam smith, get's confused, destroys own net worth |
| What was confusing here? |
| To trap bulls thinking we will open and stay green tomorrow |
| Wen banking crisis? |
| Daily reminder it’s 3000 billionaires vs 8b people |
| I know weed. I know it very well.\n\nSo why does my dispensary have the nads to sell anything with Indica in it as Sativa |
| Nope, Still see that every day … |
| 🤗 why do u have one? They cost so much, u can literally just invest in voo and check in like 30 years lol or throw it all in 0dtes and be rich/homeless the next day |
| no one here has to imagine |
| Full send |
| Not unlucky. Just another retard |
| alrighty |
| SNDK has been free money all year 🤑 |
| LOL its 8b 660 put wall vs 2b calls exp tmrw.. time to Go up is now |
| Ascending |
| wtf are you talking about? oai's last round was oversubscribed and was closed. they have an impending ipo. they don't need any more ME money, they don't even want it.\n\nthings you refuted: 0\n\nthings you backed up: 0 |
| Imagine being regarded |
| Like a sewing machine |
| Still waiting for that apology from you guys. |
| SPY 600 is also not a meme either |
| That chop is agressive, are you flipping coins? |
| Calls on crack pipes |
| So tell me, what's so positive about Iran becoming a democracy? If and when the war is over, who will benefit? I got some cash to throw on some cheap calls |
| My financial advisor told me stocks tend to go up over time. Did he lie to me? |
| year before last\*\* talking about 2024 trades |
| You got NV for my D like you gAy |
| Which is why it’s surprising the market makes anything of it. |
| Tomorrow please |
| Yes market was starting to look weak before war. Felt like market was looking for a reason to go down |
| Your mom!\n\nGotem! |
| SPY 700 is not a meme |
| If liking ladyboys is wrong, then I don't wanna be right! |
| No , I live in my mom’s basement. I spent it here with all my friends though 🥰🥰🥰 (but the market did fuck me yesterday, does that count) |
| Hope euro pump the AH to 670 |
| Q4 was shit. January was solid, shit since. |
| Does it though? Does it really? |
| Yes. I was considering giving the money back but I decided not to because I like money. |
| At this point, this stock is so fucked, they need pills that you can smoke..holding at 55 cost basis ..😭😭💀💀 |
| I want yall to reply with your biggest % gain wins.. |
| Can go to 394. 400+ don't think so. |
| this is the inspiration i needed to finally try options tomorrow. |
| did you get laid on cake day. if not, just another day |
| Market is so deluded if beaver predicts oil price 80 it will go down. |
| ABBV calls. APLD calls pre-earnings build-up. And as usual, short Carvana that POS. |
| Sleepy has prostate cancer 😢 |
| His brain is full swiss cheese. |
| So when does me being here as a degen pay off? last year I traded 1mil for a net profit of 6k that got wiped out by 🥭 tariffs within the next two months of 2025 |
| SPY straight to 900 |
| i can but i won't |
| Yea seems like a pretty quick project given the amount of oil |
| fk you |
| Yep thousands by the millisecond. |
| yeah cause a world war is def bullish |
| Calls tomorrow. Market too comfortable now. |
| It’s open so sounds reasonable |
| Anything to avoid releasing the Epstein files |
| Just be more patient, wait for better setups. Wait for price to approach put walls and buy calls. When price approaches call walls, buy puts. I think of 0dtes like counting cards in blackjack. It’s definitely still gambling, but might as well step back and watch the action, keep the count, until just the right time to step in and place a good calculated bet. Don’t get greedy and stay too long either.\nIf my positions go red, I also tend to think of positive skew vs negative skew. Aka what is the market vibe? If I’m betting the opposite of the skew, I’ll sell red positions immediately. If I’m betting in favor of the skew, I’ll usually hold a bit longer or double down. |
| A $40 trillion market moved 1% in seven minutes based on one tweet—did you really not notice? |
| Israel doesn't really care about opening the Strait. They have a direct oil pipeline to Azerbijan that supplies up to half of its consumption. They'd probably destroy all of Iran's oil facilities and infrastructure if they could. |
| Fuck no |
| All that AI data center compute has to be making someone some money |
| Does Israel even have a strong enough navy? |
| Those jars will smell very foul |
| Any reason? |
| It’s not my cake day anymore, but can U guys still make me feel special and compliment me 🥰🥰 |
| VIX funeral tomorrow |
| Did you know women don’t have prostate, it’s unfortunate really |
| No nudes👎. But maybe she's a nice guy. |
| You would get better odds at any horse track in the world compared to this shot.\n\nNot even 10x and you are relying on DB and developing economics disappearing? |
| There are two sides to every trade, a buyer and seller. So for the money lost, there is also money made. Brokerage is just the middle man facilitator that collects fees for doing so |
| MSU please win by 26. You’ve got this. I’m chasing losses out here! |
| Hims ripped today |
| Ya all are buying the 2$ bills. Lets just stop driving and flying like Covid. Buy OIL puts and send it to negative, it worked last time |
| Good idea bro |
| If i think Chyna is paying more for oil then I got vacation cruise I'd like to sell through the magnificent Straight of Hormuoz |
| That's part of why the war was a bad idea |
| Spy closing at 659 tomorrow then just moon for the next 6 months. It has to make all those $660 calls tomorrow worthless before it goes up bigley |
| #Were going to Ibiza 🎶 |
| Oh I've seen some wild ones |
| In n out |
| Research purposes |
| Oh nice! Great to see you!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8ylp1dihs2qg1.png?width=466&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9e770238a97e700ac58ffcbd6a6b52cc11c902e |
| Is there a prediction market bet about banning prediction markes? |
| Bottle it up and sell it while the market is hot |
| Reddit got hit by a tomahawk missile, 170 mods perished and the servers were collateral damage. |
| *sigh*... |
| Ur going bankrupt for sure lol, they won’t let puts print even tho it’s the logical thing |
| What are those for? |
| Let’s do it together |
| You're not a real 90s kid if you didn't catch HPV on the Vengabus. |
| Tbh nothing ever happens 😡 that’s just a regular day |
| Everyone is talking about war, but did you guys notice that we where in sell off mode even before war? |
| odds its a nothing burger besides the last hour of day?? |
| Like beef that’s been exposed to the elements for weeks |
| So... yahu wants to get rid of shipping oil by boat, and build pipelines. I feel like that curses the entire area further. |
| Sandisk is overstretched. I think it's not a bad move if he positions properly and doesn't bet the farm. |
| I’m making a ramen |
| Tbf if bols had a future sight superpower and saw a crash imminent they would still buy calls right before it happened anyway, out of principle |
| So, Israel will guarantee no Iranian missile will be thrown at ships? Sounds not under the control of anyone but Iran. |
| my rational brain says mango and bibi agreed to pretend to deescalate and trump promised the press not to send ground troops to preserve “the element of surprise” while the deployments indicate some sort of non-air incursion plan is underway\n\nBut my monkey brain is bullish because taco magic powers and I trust my monkey brain more than my rational brain |
| A friendly reminder: Tomorrow is Quadruple Witching day. |
| Oops I forgot to pay taxes again for poo pants McDiddlestein's war |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Ending American hegemony and tanking the global financial system to own the libs 😎 |
| where? |
| What’s max pain tomorrow? $665? \n\nI’m slightly bullish on that alone. |
| Accidentally bought about twice as many Microsoft calls as I meant to. Please pray for me. |
| In n out |
| 🫙🫙🫙🫙 |
| how does it *SMELL* 👃 |
| u called it papi |
| Holding PUTS through the weekend. I’m either 160 IQ or bankrupt Monday. |
| I’m gonna make a ramen |
| https://preview.redd.it/v9crazx4s2qg1.jpeg?width=534&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b62a39f9a4e202c0b922dc9626fd51138f8c97a0\n\nClose friends with Keanu too! |
| Whadaythink..up from here? |
| Do you use Claude Code and Codex daily? \n\nI do, and these products will change how people work. They’ll be worth trillions in a very short time. |
| lmao |
| Suck One’s Cock? |
| Nah bruh thanks for putting me on game! |
| It's for the ballroom, let's get real. |
| Iga Swiatek. Y/N? |
| I've done that many times. Lol. Not rare at all. |
| My ass is making lots of farts |
| # 🐼 |
| When you gotta go don't squeeze the dinars |
| Ok |
| SOC |
| imagine prediction market gambling gets forbidden and they all have to return to DKNG, leaps on DKNG? |
| He thinks April will be extremely Red and we going back to low 600s but that we could go back to 670s before that starts. Again— I’m regarded. I’m waiting to see if we get back to 670-672 and I’ll scale into puts there. |
| Ramen |
| If it wasn't for algorithms running this market very few of us here would ever get fucked but it seems like a daily thing even if you play odt ex . And good money used to be had on them. And a day or farther out theta has its way with your chocolate star fish. |
| With his boner |
| HOOD holder here. \n\nYes. |
| I see how you got to be a top 1% commenter |
| War is war 😡 |
| Why did uso drop? |
| speaking like ghandi doesn't work as well when you're hitting your neighbors for no reason |
| For a "not a war" war that's "just beginning" over |
| Need Iran to sink a boat or a refinery to make oil go 115+ again 🙁 (tonight..) |
| Cope |
| Panda Express, in n out, or I cook a ramen. Help me decide |
| They all fit in there easily too |
| I bought a 0dte 6605 call this morning and didn't trust myself to diamond hand so I logged off and then back in after the bell to see SPX ended at almost exactly my strike. \n\nIf I had logged in an hour earlier it would have been a 4 bagger. |
| Iran vs the world (excluding Russia) and some of you are bearish. |
| Yall ever came from getting freaked in the arse |
| TACO feels close. End of March maybe. |
| got it, so if there's weeks of a downtrend (how many weeks exactly?) then the only breakout will be upwards? tell me more about your perfect hindsight theory. |
| It do be hitting the prostate so good tho |
| Avg down on my qqq calls and got the f out on that pump with 300 profit |
| Oh my gourd! |
| Yes it will |
| The Trump administration is pushing to loosen the capital restrictions put in place after the 2008 financial crisis, per WSJ |
| We knew it lol |
| Videos everywhere my zionist friend |
| LMAO you know what that means |
| Bro said "why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor" like he was there |
| Last time I checked i had 6 fingers too |
| Maybe when the 🥭 force of 2500 marines is delivered to middle east the market will stop acting like nothing happened |
| Same |
| Idk if I’d trust Dubai spot. I don’t think they’re an efficient market |
| In the end nothing ever happens |
| Im convinced this 200 billion request is 90% a bailout for institutional investors and only 10% for the war. But if not, this war will certainly go deeper than anyone was expecting. \n\n> But idk man, 🥭 did similar last term and surprised everyone with a singular move which rocked the economy for years with the whole ppp horseshit. \n\n> Theyve really gotta stop with the 100's of billions. Everyone knows its hard for anyone to fathom money that large and frankly, i lose faith anytime something over 50bn goes through in a single act becouse theres just no way anyone took the time to audit and ensure thats being used for its intended purpose. |
| That’s total bullshit lol, maybe ask yourself why energy prices were so low before the start of war. |
| It’s pretty volatile. Could go down $100 tomorrow for no reason and then you stare at it for weeks for it go back up. Not that I’d know anything about that…. |
| why though? the market was crazy overvalued to begin with. It's still overvalued now for if there was no war. |
| Hormuz morehuzz whorehuzz moremuzzzz |
| Silver getting blasted but still seems chained to this $70-90 range. Bounced hard off this same low back in early February as well |
| Got that first high off Venezuela, thought he could topple them over night |
| I believe in you! |
| Did you ever stop to think about what you did to deserve it\n\n/s |
| But they definatly Will dip sorry to say, its a dip |
| Yessssirrr! |
| Netenyeehaw |
| Iran's President Masoud Pezeshkian: \n \nIf the world fails to stand firm against the U.S. and Israel's aggression, "its flames will burn many."[](https://x.com/ariel_oseran/status/2034752019605447018) |
| Your the only gay man here..i think your looking for wallstreetbetas |
| The market knows something \n\nYou R fuk |
| 3k of spy puts at close. This and the overnight pump can be tied directly to me. |
| I love sports betting $DKNG |
| Fuckass MU |
| I started around Covid. So like 5-6 years. \n \nDunno about before that, but atleast since then it´s been bonkers to me. Maybe because of all the money printing during Covid and back to back stuff happening (Covid/Ukraine-Russia war/AI/Trump 2 term). \n \nLike something always happening is normal, but it feels like more is happening faster to me?\n\nHeard it used to be less volatile aside from like 2008 and such. But can´t say.\n\n |
| Mamadan mubarak |
| Yeah VIX will eat your face. |
| Is today the first day you've watched futures |
| You fukt |
| Dubai spot is saying it should be 160 today ( so far) |
| Joining ☝🏻 This choppy market action is about to make me so healthy |
| The blur I've been living through since Oct, just gets blurrier |
| Hormuz not straight at all thats fake news it dangles and curves a bit to the right |
| No way I ended the day at 0% |
| I'd say it looks more like a Skeet you can see where the water just skeets on through between the land |
| I made my initial loss back on the reversal |
| Why would you hold a 0DTE until 3pm regardless? You’re bleeding time value. |
| I noticed the inverse tends to happen tho. I do think we go up but cautious |
| Next week or this weekend |
| so many calls expiring tomorrow. need a green one |
| The owners of CNBC and WSJ are hardcore supporters of Israel. They're doing everything possible to keep this market afloat until the US commits to boots on the ground. You're delusional if you think they're bearish. |
| Again? |
| So many newbies in this chat. Do they actually know this is a Gay sub? |
| Ehh justo tell him "you're just saying that cuz you want to suck my dick, you love N dick don't you?" |
| it will prob be so bad by the time they are trying to have a career that it will be true |
| Not like I want to trust the market, but seems what it's holding on for |
| Mr. Hormuz I don’t feel so good |
| But what makes you say oil should be at $200? Also, I don’t think the Iran war is priced in. I think we’re going to increasingly bad news come in the next few weeks |
| i am intermittently fasting due to a temporary cash crunch caused by an ill-timed precious metals derivatives trade |
| Every time Trump claims the war will end "soon," there is an uptick in stocks. He has said that every day for two weeks. Algos gonna algo. |
| Temu |
| Pics? |
| Futes say we’re going higher tomorrow |
| all I want to know is what happens to gold and silver tomorrow, opened 50x gambel perps |
| im going to tell my kids this is when america was great |
| Smallstreet bets vro |
| lol be safe (as you can) |
| >Have you seen what they teach the kids over there ?\n\nI'm Israeli, born and raised. Your comment is BS. \nProvide a source for this pile of crap pls. |
| pretty much, The US is stuck in an escalation loop. Iran will just keep hitting middle east infra - piplines are probably they're next big card to play. |
| Moffett? |
| I see you added MU options on that dip. It was beautiful this morning. I went short term with the 3/20 $450 calls and MUU around $195 at the open. Sold the MUU shares at $224, holding the calls till tomorrow. |
| If things go well, I could be a thousandaire tomorrow |
| Honestly.. I've lost 100k.. and it still haunts me |
| This is why they say most people can't beat the s and p. |
| Thanks, I gotta check this guy out! Do you have any other predictions? 😂 |
| micro plastic are strangling my organs |
| You bought SNDK? As in snake dick? That’s not for me bro |
| Sold half of my port last night took a risk and bought in fully at 933a m\n\nGlad I did |
| Oil isn't priced in |
| They can't have ships passing safely unless they put boots on the ground all along the coast \n\n \n |
| https://preview.redd.it/k9re5sjqq2qg1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6001f28b267968eaa2bfba6497321d5eba7c3ca\n\n |
| That boy bessent really ramping up the treasury account short last couple days huh |
| Just got called the N word by a bald dude at the park. There needs to be an equally offensive epithet for baldies. Also, I'm like barely 1/8 black. Shoulda told him I'm *actually* an octaroon LOL. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ahcn0pamq2qg1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a19978ad3b2742fc06384d468ba480f3c2494fc4\n\n |
| Training exercise |
| what's sleep?\n\n |
| You guys need to remember that most of the Iran war is already priced-in and the market always looking forward. All we need is just a confirmation that the war is almost over then we'll pump. \n\nSPY is down about 5% from ATH so it probably gonna take around 6-8 days to get back there. |
| Learn bank roll management if you are going to gamble. |
| There's a government shutdown too. |
| Why didn’t you tell us about Pearl Harbor?? 🤗 |
| Fair points honestly. But you’re thinking about this like a credit analyst when it’s a sentiment trade. Credit Suisse didn’t collapse because someone mapped their exact loan book. It collapsed because the market decided it might have problems and counterparties pulled exposure in a self fulfilling spiral. SVB same thing. Headline, panic, bank run, done.\n\nYou’re right nobody knows DB’s exact EM breakdown. But that opacity is the point. $35 billion equity under $1.4 trillion in assets and a $40 trillion derivatives book nobody can fully see into. \n\nYou don’t need to know the exact exposure. You just need the market to start asking the questions you just asked. Once those questions hit Bloomberg terminals instead of Reddit the stock doesn’t wait for answers |
| I bet trump tought it was the movie pearl harbor |
| OPEN THE FUTES🫴 |
| Now we’re talkin |
| That pump sounded a lot like insiders, wait for some good old fake news tomorrow |
| I expect a Dump whenever you buy bro. |
| This is probably safe. |
| i swear every $1k i put in my account, it goes down by 1200. and im not even being risky |
| omg yes ur right. i do think that’s it. bad timing |
| 🥭 is ready to 🌮 i can feel it |
| yeah that was highly pathetic |
| Explain |
| Possibly, this is about the same level it bounced off back in early February as well. Undershot it a bit harder to the downside this time, but $70 give or take seems to be the floor now. |
| PUTS fries in the bag |
| LMAO that sentence applies for both Mama and MMs |
| Fuck that |
| I'm patient. Split it with me. I'll be waiting, patiently. |
| got a bunch of calls. im praying from a green day |
| Trade latinas? |
| Cry |
| The urge to goon is undeniable |
| Buying more stocks . Mostly |
| Don't buy it before lunch. I've learned that these 0dte SPX options lose most of their morning value right after lunch. I like entering around 2pm just before the shenanigans start. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0rsle8wyp2qg1.jpeg?width=1508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d595e3fe064b2cf24fa1f416564c987af32074fa\n\ni never see them fly in this formation. also, theyre leaving a massive trail. could be the weather but idk. i saw like 5 formations like this back to back |
| It was 0dte |
| It's fucked that the market only makes big moves afterhours at this point. |
| Market hasn’t moved since October. Whatever you’re smoking you need to stop |
| Can’t we have both |
| Air show. |
| Why didn’t you tell us about Pearl Harbor? |
| Can you invest in open AI right now? Can you also point me who is investing in data centers for the AI and companies outside of open AI |
| So is latinas |
| You don't? Weird but ok |
| Dude has shown he can't hold bags.\n\nMaybe he could mop the floor. |
| I accidentally forgot to put a decimal in my order and bought some SPY at 66000, sorry this was my fault. |
| entire west seems to be moving towards an asset heavy economic model.\n\n\nPart of the issue we have with Gyna |
| At the same time. TACO start wars left and right and bear can only get SPY down 5% from ATH lol. |
| Futes will be futin shortly. |
| You shouldn’t and you can’t time the market, perfect example why… |
| True and its just the risk i take for playing the game the way i play. I dont like to stick around and overstay my welcome, i like to get in and get out fast |
| Not what ever the hell 🥭 is tweeting out and what ever the White House says. |
| But it’s fun 🙁 |
| Invading Lebanon |
| I understand it just fine. Carnival cruises is apparently made up of almost exclusively elderly women, 40% black, 40% white, 20% other \n\nNo one has explained the connection between carnival cruises and section 8 |
| Still can’t believe 🥭 told Japanese reporter they didn’t tell him about Pearl Harbor lmfaoooo |
| Market is composed of billionaire corps and autistic bulls, what do you expect |
| Watch us rally back to 680 boys |
| Yeah… more sittin around. Calls… |
| ( . ) ( . ) |
| He retired from 115k in Thailand |
| Why is Covid relevant anyway? Didn't they almost go bankrupt because they were just shut down completely rather than fuel prices? |
| It goes up, it goes down, nbd |
| Genuinely asking, do we have to trade? Let's all have a vacation... |
| I’m feeling a face ripper tomorrow |
| What? Don't leave us hanging, explain |
| Every single analyst on CNBC is berish as hell. Every WSJ article is FUD.\n\nI'm thinking of going balls deep into long-shot calls: 4/2 (Maybe SPY 690/695/700)\n\nJust feels like the market wants to pop - remember how oil literally dumped $30 in 15 seconds on a tweet (which ended up being bullshit)\n\nBut if we get one actual, **concrete**, achievement - market prob up 5% |
| I’ve been wondering how long it’s gonna take for wtf and Brent to catch up |
| apparently |
| Why oscr?? |
| Typically I poop my pants, but after reading this post I pooped directly into my own mouth |
| U in Iran? |
| MMs* |
| USA is not fighting terror. It blew up a school killing 200 children. USA is the terrorist of the middle east. USA is fighting to enable Israeli domination over the middle east. |
| they had two world leaders try to pump the market and the best bol could manage was a mildly red day. |
| No metals are last quarter. This quarter is puts |
| It’s crazy Mama can just be like nah for ad infinitum and there’s just nothing u can do about it |
| Fridays calls gonna be LIT AF |
| u/bullrfuk 🤌 |
| It'll recover some losses but not mooning by any means until oil situation is fixed, which by the looks of it is going to take several months |
| Hydration. |
| Oh nice. Data from iPropertyManagement and Google AI! Thanks |
| Wait, Israel the naval power is going to help? |
| Every day since the first day of the war “the war is almost complete”\n\nThe markets really are willing to believe anything just to keep the party going lol |
| Tankers destroyed\n\nTankers attacked\n\nTanker destroyed\n\nTankers attacked\n\nMines laid \n\nMines not laid\n\nMines might be laid\n\nWe don't know 100% on Mines prob not though\n\nOil refineries destroyed\n\nGas fields on fire\n\n\nMarket: aw shit that's horrible, but I'm still sure everything will go back to normal after EOM. |
| Are you the guy shorting DB? I read that post and think it might be a move for me. |
| Depends - I think most people who bought, did so to invest in Open AI, Anduril, Anthropic, SpaceX etc vs swing trade for short term gains. I dont plan to sell. |
| If war is over what is 200 B for |
| They don't own any, but they do have them |
| Exotic cars = smokeshows.\n\nYour local Ford dealership, yeah pass |
| The rich get richer no matter what happens to the little guy or the planet. |
| Good ol'Bibi... right on the dot.. 3pm!!\n\n..taco texted bibi to hook us up with a pump... at this point the bullshit is overflowing |
| That’s basically what I’m saying, but it is interesting. |
| So is it actually gonna do something at all or is “just wait” for dramatic effect ? |
| Barron bought the dip an hour before close...u kno what that means 👀 |
| Oh that again lol. Next thing they'll send strong letter ✉️. |
| Pumping both the USA and Israeli markets. |
| They dont have any |
| The only saving grace is SPY did close below its 200 DMA. So we can expect more downward trend.. |
| Do people with Bloomberg terminals find it hard to sleep during such times? |
| I’m going to buy him roses then leave them on his car \n\nDo you think they would make him smile? 🌹 |
| …centuries… |
| I mean the Iranian regime is pretty f***** too but still no reason to invade them.... Huge part of the world has regimes or no real democracies still no reason to invade them... Not sure what they teach the kids but one thing is for sure that would be not a surprise if we start a WW3 bcs of them... I won't fight for any of these losers gonna escape to south America or something |
| its spelled noods |
| Multiple Hebrew speakers on twitter saying that Netayanhu said in Hebrew “the war will continue as long as it takes” but said “the war will end faster than people think” in English.\n\nlol |
| Well next time its going to be 115K > 0 |
| Does SLV moon tomorrow? |
| Ball street |
| You think Turkey will send nukes? |
| Its tax season, but we need another $200b to bomb the shit out of hadjis, make gas prices go through the roof, tip the global economy into recession, and send the ports of decent, God fearing bulls to hell.\n\nImma YOLO everything i have tomorrow in the hopes I can get 500k for a St Kitts passport and never pay US taxes again |
| He said it would "be over soon"\n\nWe have not heard that before |
| Where’s your source on this 🤔 |
| Well yeah, but what kind of manipulation? 😘 |
| #If markets only traded at night SPY would be at $1000 by now. If there was no overnight market and we only traded during normal hours SPY would have been at $300 LMAO🤌 |
| This reads like USA needs to takeover Iran to ensure this NEVER happens again. \n\nLittle of taste of freedom sounds in order for Iran. \n |
| T*ts out for PTON. Pass it along |
| Europoors will use wind power to power their ships to the strait lmfaooo |
| I feel like full porting into some 0dte SPY puts or calls, whichever way the market is moving. I'll hold till I get like 20% profit or loss. |
| Will futes be futing. That is the big question! |
| The history of that company would suggest you did LOL. They’ve issued little more than years’ worth of teased developments with no revenue. I’m sure your stake will be diluted again soon |
| do you guys expect a dump after OPEX unpinning tomorrow?\n\n |
| 666 |
| Some of us are both |
| I smell a trump post tomorrow. Reminds me of the 10% single day gain we had during April crash last year |
| I thought this was a joke, ho lee fook |
| He's about as popular as The Orange One is here in the US: https://en.idi.org.il/tags-en/1465#:\~:text=A%20special%20survey%20released%20as,after%20the%20war%20(19%25). |
| what'd i miss? |
| The spice must flow |
| Steve Cohen |
| so we buy calls until spy rebounds to 670? |
| Bankrupt a country |
| Well? You got suggestions? |
| But they definatly Will dip |
| Naughty bits needed a break. |
| That’s what I typically always do. Today was such a weird day. I was just waiting for a small gain before selling. It came so close to being profitable so many times but kept crabbing. So many things screwed me today. You wouldn’t understand how unlucky this was for me unless you were watching my position all day. |
| Fuck they canceled this season’s Bachelorette |
| Nothing but gooners and goobers in here |
| Shits gonna pump man |
| Deplorable was the right choice of words it turns out. |
| What happen? |
| Is tomorrow gonna be the last dump of the year? |
| No export ban, so it's just oil. |
| *would have |
| He knows it will be just like Iraq, nice and easy. |
| All I learnt today is that the Japanese PM is pretty pathetic. |
| https://preview.redd.it/yb6j7znoo2qg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c385193df441fbb60f06bfeafcedea72c91e5a2d\n\n |
| 😭 |
| Comes out your moms ass |
| Only if u can time it. I buy the rip and sell the dip… |
| VXX puts weren't a bad play today. |
| Iran is gonna start going after other militaries as they try and maintain the illegal blockade? \n\nIran is running out of exits. |
| The ol pump n dump |
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| Lost everything I made this week cause ppl that basically started the war said they’ll help…adurfff |
| I’m full port into ornamental gourd futes |
| The straits not actually closed, theres no wall or nothing, just close your eyes and steam through. |
| That’s when I started touching myself |
| The US controls most of oil trade, and it did it in record time. |
| I love this kangaroo market. Just buy the dip and sell the rip |
| https://preview.redd.it/6wee2xoho2qg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28c8c5d4e6c9df82748a282f961b332e0c98f61e\n\n |
| Wow |
| Oilprice.com showing WTI chart going up and to the left, what does that mean? |
| He’s saying bye cuz he sold it at the lowest today |
| QQQ green. |
| My neighbor was 30 feet in front of me. \n\nI should’ve ran up behind him…gave him a bear hug and felt his chest hair 🫂 🥰 |
| Old news |
| SNDK is the new TSLA |
| What kind of watches am I being fed? I prefer to be fed patek phillipe and AP. No rolex, too greasy |
| Testosterone is naturally produced inside you, therefore taking more testosterone makes you more natural |
| I love seeing all the gooners catching up on 6hr old news |
| Even with higher gas prices, my fat ass ain’t walking |
| It’s was doing that everyday to some extent for like the past 6 market days. I actually make a lot doing this the past week. |
| Why |
| It's WSB, no one understands the risk here? Literally can't go tits up. |
| I hear you nyse |
| Possibly the most regarded US administration in the last few decades |
| What are they gonna do bomb what we’ve already bombed? |
| $USO will stay completely flat while physical oil continue to 2X |
| Theta cuck at close per usual |
| Have been tbh |
| Europoors will send their tinpot navy with little men on bicycles powering the engines lmfaoooo |
| Remindme! 4 weeks |
| I love goods. But sometimes services just hit |
| GOIN DOWN |
| This was around the time when there was a massive ITM call for spy for tomorrow for about a billion dollars worth of premium, so yea, its a big club and us regards ain't in it. |
| Bears doom posting but somehow I’m in profit and I haven’t bought a single put this whole week. |
| EV drivers must feel pretty validated now |
| #Pentagon seeks $200 billion in additional funds for the Iran war, AP source says |
| I just did a spit take. |
| Idk if i could date a car saleswoman |
| Yeah smell his butt |
| The days coming where CNBC starts talking about questionable $DB teetering on the brink again .. I feel it in my bones |
| https://preview.redd.it/67mfqix8o2qg1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57cd83df57b5ea0b76e2e4c873fee7ddbefc62c3\n\n |
| fucking goebbels on all sides making it impossible to know wtf is actually going on |
| Fiber shortage. |
| Manipulation |
| I went all in POET based on this thread and have seen nothing come from them since… guess I’m holding for life |
| Looks like other G7 countries are getting a little tired of Iran. They are now openly discussing securing the strait. Keep downvoting me, I've been right every time your seething bers. |
| There was no profit to be made. It was crabbing all day. I was basically between 0% and -10% all day. I was waiting for just a modest profit before selling. |
| That's a pretty low bar |
| netanyoohoo said some bs |
| Haha my bro I still love women! |
| I think green tomorrow but I wanna go cash overnight hmm.. |
| Or more EVs |
| Its thems* |
| Okay I don’t see it. Why did we spike up at 3 pm? |
| it's EU they're about to send a letter threatening a strongly worded letter |
| Trading $SNDK reminds me of the market in 2024. Ez mode. |
| damn ive never come this far before |
| where's it going? up? |
| Puts on Japan Airlines |
| I dunno |
| https://preview.redd.it/0ij12q90o2qg1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6d693eb51df9ce60cde08e8245cbbe5b5b0455f\n\n |
| 🌽 just keeps holding its own |
| You already have a bet going - RIVN to 16.37 before 20-Mar-2026 11:47 AM -05 |
| Monitoring the situation so hard rn |
| City dogs proudly shit right in the street where im from\n\nQuestion is do their owners pick that shit up 🤔 |
| !banbet for all the haters always downvoting. $24 in the next 3 weeks |
| 15 minutes til futes shrek |
| Ok |
| Don't forget there are menschens who want to keep the ⛽ prices high. |
| not anymore now bend over |
| Thoughts and prayers, but from EU |
| Optical connectivity stocks are ripping this week. |
| My left nut |
| Dang I see. Thanks! |
| All talk no action same thing in the Ukrainian/Russian war |
| me when im a roman senator at the fall of the empire |
| ディスクさん |
| Be here Thursday |
| I work downtown but live out in the country and my dogs have it so much better than the poor ones I see looking embarrassed to shit in a landscaping bush in front of god and everybody downtown lmao |
| High Point ruined my fucking parlay |
| Of course they're going to strongly condemn. Like 100% of dentists recommend colgate vs no toothpaste |
| what a day tbh |
| 🤣🤣🤣 only good answer |
| I AM MONITORING THE SITUATION IN THE MIDDLE EAST FROM MY GOONING STATION WITH GRAVE CONCERN |
| Bruh you didn't take profits when the market was down all day? Eod ripper is name of the game in days like this, no more selling pressure shit was oversold |
| blessed be you fellow regards: \nMay your overnight hedges hold, your spreads continue to widen and your teddies raise you into a new tax bracket. \n\nSo that we may see each other at open if you are still around. |
| Israel has an extremely competent military and heavily invests in its ability to attack abroad and defend at home, but what are they gonna contribute to defending tankers in and around the Persian Gulf? |
| I’d fixate on one and end up married anyway. |
| stable coins do bro |
| This is like me!\n\nIf I hadn’t sold my calls literally 3 minutes before that massive pump 40x’d them. \n\n |
| [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/) |
| No lol |
| Higher gas prices -> people walk more -> lly, nvo, weight loss companies go down ? |
| BYE BYE SPY |
| Well u guys will be sciked to hear I bought a e-mtn bike.. 21speed.. does 35 for 80 miles with 330lbs.. I’m definitely not that fat 😇 |
| My conviction is in green, so tomorrow will be green. |
| You buy the cheap version and sell the expensive one |
| Argue with the economists at the Fed I guess. Your argument is way too binary, there is no hard rule that simply increasing any tax will result in lower inflation.\n\n \n\n\nhttps://www.stlouisfed.org/on-the-economy/2025/oct/how-tariffs-are-affecting-prices-2025 |
| Here I am holding POET… did I fuck up |
| Google is a fantastic AI play, but near term hyper growth is fully priced in at near $4T val. |
| There was mention of having issues with the scoreboard. That’s the only rumor I heard. |
| Jeffrey epstein prisoner officer |
| Any chances for $msft 440 before er ? |
| you guys saw the amount of calls flows starting 3:46?\n\nJeezuz\n\nall SLFT , somebody fucking know something , there is no other explanation |
| EU LEADERS: STRONGLY CONDEMN IRAN’S INDISCRIMINATE STRIKES AND EXPRESS SOLIDARITY WITH AFFECTED COUNTRIES\n\nso you gonna do something about it or???[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2034744604638290204) |
| Who’s the best Vibes trader in SEC history? |
| I figured out what the problem is. Its the name. The damn thing looks more like a cape than a strait. If we named it the cap of Hormuz I think we could avoid all the bullshit that's going on right now. |
| Not in professional fields. I'm in accounting the accountants are toast.\n\nYou just need 1 fucker with a CPA to sign off for liability instead of 20 fuckers with CPAs\n\nBefore AI - 20 CPA file shit \n\nAfter AI - auto upload ocr auto fill. 1 CPA submit final forms\n\nAnything wrong his ass on the line |
| buy high sell low or so, they said, nana will be proud |
| What happened to our normal hangout spot for chatting? |
| Same as every Friday- hookers and blow |
| If you knew it was the peak it wouldn’t be the peak |
| Honestly, I hope healthy adult child interactions don’t become so suspect that children can’t learn from adults anymore. |
| I hate it |
| Sauce |
| bulls after losing money: ah shit i fucked up well maybe next time\n\nbears after losing money: MANIPULATION!!! FRAUD!!!! THIS WORLD IS FINISHED!!! |
| New here eh?? |
| You da scammer now |
| SLVR is easy money right now |
| Paper traders in shambles as Treasury bet the entire printer to suppress it, contract exercisers making bank though |
| Panic sell everything |
| He helped enough already |
| Calls on pearl harbor |
| you’re underestimating how retarded everyone is |
| U drinkin chokky milk? |
| Who is he defending in this message |
| can you pause the market for a month coz i’m fasting (im not muslim im just memeing ramadan) |
| smell his butt |
| Any of the *FKs |
| I’m not saying hims but hims |
| I mentioned at the start of the week that optics stocks would see positive action from the OFC conference. They have\n\nThey’ve gone bananas but I think they have major upside still. LITE is my favorite |
| Hey now nyse you know I love the ladies |
| *buys 0dte poots\nSpy shrek cocks to 663\n*buys 0dte calls\nspy drops to 659 \nme retard |
| If Future open:\n\nGreen: No one believe it.\n\nRed: Fuck, here we go again... |
| It is the end of bullvilization |
| Futes will never fute |
| 11 beers on a Thursday type guy and has access to the inner sanctum of world leaders....ya ok |
| Is this a big short movie refefence? |
| Maybe buying OTM SPY calls at ATHs wasn't such a good idea. |
| No I think there’s a war and this is a downtrend we have no real reason to be bullish |
| Tren hard, eat clen, anavar give up |
| https://preview.redd.it/apb7d533n2qg1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415619203616c4827c954432c5e1081e3f8f8c88\n\n |
| Always. Imagine calling yourself a man and you dont look at your huge logs in admiration. |
| JFK is more of an expert in mind blowing lead poisoning than he is with vaccines, you're thinking RFK Jr |
| Buy low, sell high in Dubai. |
| A truth, let me make up a truth |
| I needed this. Went heavy on some otm puts 2 weeks out. Currently sitting at a hefty 50 percent loss |
| What’s this about 90 dollars bbls and where can I get one |
| If it does not go over 24.500 means its a dip |
| That just means 'do like India' and 'pay in yuan' |
| So jerking off and pooping |
| Think we gonna see $150 before we see $80 |
| Man I don't even know anymore |
| Marines are currently on the way. Don't listen to what they say, watch what they do. That's a general rule for dealing with narcissists and liars. |
| Futes -2% so bearish |
| /u/EnginrA suckin on my pp rn |
| Apparently everyone now thinks we go up tomorrow. With a ratio of .38... thats got to be the lowest I've seen in a long time. |
| True bro |
| https://preview.redd.it/cnbwalbvm2qg1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=551e59430d07d5b5775a63f4f500c98538c52b49\n\n |
| Just don’t have kids ez pz DINK wins every time |
| Release the nukes!.. I mean futes |
| Y’all don’t believe me I got some yellow cake right here! |
| Yall ever think about how yalls shits is longer and thicker than most people’s dicks and it be coming out of you no problem |
| There’s still time to delete this |
| They cant keep getting away with this 🐻 |
| Im just gona say it, NO SHOT this doesnt get resolved with how much is at stake. No. Fucking. Shot. |
| Better to just make money the boring way than to lose money the exciting way |
| fuck gold i'm sure it's gonna bounce now that i sold those calls for -60% |
| U got this . Don’t f it up |
| JFK needs to check Vaccines that 🥭 got, he is 100% autistic |
| I thought monkeypox was more fun. At least you had to earn the monkeypox. |
| Pretty sure all of us are on this and the bol posters here are just pretending to be retarded to throw off algos\n\nWsbruddas |
| Insane |
| Cool kids worship Hastur. |
| and how difficult it is to steer supertankers... |
| War or a trump pageant after party? |
| I dreamt about this Hormuz before, but I can't remember what I did and if I was winning or losing. |
| Damn I shouldn’t have used that dildo without lube last night |
| #BULLS ARE SO TRAPPED |
| stfu retard |
| Thank GOD it's getting aggressively bearish in here.. my port actually has a chance |
| 👆bear who forgot that the market can stay irrational longer than he can stay solvent |
| https://preview.redd.it/8bapio6im2qg1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc0f6e76eea359ee073d662d39086fdb8fdc2f04\n\n |
| What do u mean? |
| Watching the rest of my calls disintegrate |
| It’s still Ramadan |
| Hope you are well OIP!\n\nIt’s juliettewhiskey. |
| Mango reddit account |
| medium grade banana cake weapons |
| gratzi 🙏 |
| Trenbologna |
| I always thought SanDisk was a Japanese electronics company |
| I’m going to get hate for this, but Mark may have more of his tattered soul left than any other billionaire. Useless information but interesting to me. |
| beautiful I love it |
| This made x amount in so many hours format is getting annoying |
| Fuk this natural shit I’m boutta take TREN |
| always has been |
| Lemon pound cake? |
| why are you defending the largest state sponsor of terrorism? ah, libtard? |
| >Pentagon seeks $200 billion in additional funds for the Iran war, AP source says |
| Mama didn’t raise no quitter |
| iran was two weeks away from deploying massive puts on the market so we had to hit the market first |
| $GDXU...buy at $50 or $500? |
| Have to not have the military also be in a cult tbh\n\nOops |
| Welcome to every day |
| This is smart |
| Sandisk is up 10% from low’s to high\n\nToday |
| It’s really on easy mode. Every time oil shreks, short the tits off it. Those guys got no courage they always cough it up |
| Dubai spot >160.\n\nOil futures traders aren't speculating anymore, they're exploiting an arbitrage opportunity |
| https://preview.redd.it/6jnovey6m2qg1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59b08d80d272c229cc3326b65f2150300a55d74d\n\n |
| Hanging out with a 5 year old |
| Literally exact same |
| exactly! |
| > It’s not going to go much lower and if it does… \n\nIf you’re basing your play off of bullish sentiment, then why the iron condors? \n\nIf I was bullish on an underlying asset that I believe isn’t going down much more, I’d be buying LEAPS, instead of a neutral spread. |
| I just realized Fridays are my worst performing trading day. It might have something to do with that I start drinking on Thursdays. Then end up hungover getting to the computer right at market open on Friday mornings |
| your mom |
| That is in fact an unpopular opinion! |
| That strategy works if the military sides with the public protestors and takes over the govt via military coup d'etat. If the military sides with the government then it becomes Tiananmen Square massacre |
| Net & Yahoo |
| Hold puts with a sense of peace. \n\nWhen I get bullish and feel like selling my puts and buying calls, I ask myself:\n\n"Is the strait of Hormuz open?" if the answer is no, then I find peace.\n\nThen I ask myself, "if it were open, is the economy doing ok?" if the answer is no, then I find peace.\n\nThey can relief rally all they want. Eventually, reality settles in, the rally high wears off, and the feeling that the bottom still isn't in yet returns. \n\nHold puts with a sense of peace. |
| its all good OP, we all need a good laugh nowadays... |
| i sold unsecured calls 😂 it’s okay should dip a little next week |
| So no one trusts trump now. Bibi had to lie this time??? Puts! |
| suck a butt out of my fart and. i’ll do it |
| Uber buying Rivians? Wtf happened to a asset-light operating model |
| so basically porn and cat videos |
| Ligma?\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| But did u see what Ligma was doing this week giggity |
| its next to weekly thread |
| Maybe he doesn't speak for everyone but he sure as hell represents the majority. |
| Are you retarded |
| Wet dreams |
| I am but a museum of all the things I’ve loved |
| Hey cutie |
| $120 on oil if anything gets hit |
| In the age of ai, a money wire still doesn’t go through on the weekend smh |
| i’m shorting FDX and FIVE tomorrow. good or bad idea? |
| #next week "iran is now 2 weeks away from develoment yellow cake weapons!"- bibi |
| Floor? |
| BREAKING: Netanyahu rescinds offer to aid in Hormuz escort operations after discovering there are no elementary schools or hospitals in the strait. More at 11 |
| Why |
| Jfc the spot just keeps going up, no ceiling |
| you'd think FIG would stop going down at some point |
| One of them is like, "Nah, I don't get paid enough for this shit. They'll tire themselves out eventually." |
| calls on disability equipment manufactuerers |
| congrat on the green! |
| Yeah it’s giving broke |
| Reddit crashed when the market pumped |
| Cuz that would raise cthulhu |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Ancient-Magi made a bet that QQQ would go to 600.35309 within **1 day** when it was 594.409 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I’d just suck it period tbh |
| spit.it.out. |
| Not sure how id change this. Happened to me a few times this month too. Reason I chose to hold my LUNR spread for tomorrow |
| Market so backwards, I'm actually betting this positive "news" pump holds this time |
| Calls on Cuban Cigars |
| Imagine thinking we are winning this war kek |
| It wasn't even half baked. Shit is god damn raw |
| Why do you hate America succeeding? |
| Figma and Netflix completely fucked me this week |
| They feel good like it’s gonna be a sick time |
| Why the hell is this chat now just a tiny square on the homepage? It took me an hour to find it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5li2x36il2qg1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db3c195d89f627eafb7db45f4a85897e60bf6e47\n\nBro you probably don't need it anymore |
| Eggs are 25c a unit man , |
| He got moneyyyyy |
| LLY pill supposed to be approved before NVO's next quarterly earnings. NVO might have otherwise gotten a nice bump at earnings if 1M+ people started the pills. |
| What do we hit tomorrow? |
| I thought that on Monday… |
| > For Epstein! |
| Wouldn’t it make more sense to fly them there? |
| Was it? It seemed to lack enthusiasm |
| Surprised theyre not bombing each other's holy landmarks |
| At my work we do a little something called “over promise and under delivery” or “I never said I would deliver that? Who the fuck are you?” |
| Looks like put spread daddi spread cheeks again |
| I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway \n And more, much more than this, I did it my way. \nthanks to everyone that took any of the loosing ends of me spreading the cheeks of global energy and shipping. \nSee you at open regards. |
| Including on this dihhhhh |
| Pull up a chart of airline stocks from 2008/09 |
| Buying more puts on SNDK FDX and MU 😔🐻🤡 |
| You know I´m not saying it´s true that Trump is a russian agent / asset. \n \nBut like, if you just think about it assuming he was for a second, so much of the circus the past few month starts to become somewhat reasonable. \n \nThe Tariffs, pushing away allies, weakening NATO, pulling support from ukraine, disrupting oil, getting the US into another conflict in the middle east, splitting the US more than it was already. \n\nMaybe calls on russia related stuff could be the play when Mango does end up disrupting the elections? Not like I would take the bet, but things to consider.\n\n |
| Have you seen what they teach the kids over there ? Bro they are creating Hitler style dream master race/group ideology but just a different subject. \n\nWhats weird is most of the world thinks its cool because someone hurt them once. \n\nIsrael will be the reason for ww3. And no they are not the good guys at least not the current israelie regime. They are blood thirsty have colonial style conquest in mind and iran is the biggest player in their way. \n\nThe sauds can be bought with usa monies. Iran actually believes in good prevailing over evil so that messes everything up for the religous ones.\n\nWeird times. \n\nAlmost like a pedo runs the usa. Oh shit wait. |
| Spy slowly melting up from today’s low was bullish af |
| To take away Epstein file associations 1000000% |
| And most days it doesn’t |
| Welcome home <3 |
| Ranch slaps on literally everything |
| Apparently Israel wants in on the Mango pump and dump play 🙄 |
| Theta thanks you for your donation. |
| Yup |
| Anyone else here cause can't find the afterhours thread?? |
| Fuck these old people man, they had their time |
| It actually makes sense, who cares about Iran or the war, when SQQQ and oil dance same rhythm we all know it's the strait that matters the most |
| What if it’s a take profits when you have them and downtrend every week situation because war |
| I mean let the world burn but why would SNDK go down... |
| Trump forgot to refill the Strategic Petroleum Reserve and fix the bathrooms on America's most powerful ship before starting the war too. It's abundantly clear that Israel made the decision on its own and forced Trump to go along with it. Their goal is to trick the US, the Gulf states, the Kurds, the Iranian people to die for them. Blackmailing, bribing, and bullying American politicians, academics, journalists, business leaders, scientists, etc. was all part of the plan. \n\nAfter it turned out many of America leaders were compromised by Israel's top operative in the US, the American public turned against them. This was their last chance to start a war before the American public voted in politicians who view them as America's greatest enemy rather than ally.\n\nBesides that stuff though, I think this was the main immediate term catalyst: https://www.reuters.com/world/china/iran-nears-deal-buy-supersonic-anti-ship-missiles-china-2026-02-24/\n\nChinese hypersonic missiles can easily sink American aircraft carriers. The US and Israel only had air superiority over Iran for a few more days at most so Israel rushed into the war 3-4 days after this report. I'm also betting that China has since delivered those missiles to Iran because the US has pulled its entire navy out of the region. |
| That the protestors would take over the regime, without any military support or contact from the CIA or Mossad |
| I may have just bought the top on SNDK... |
| 1000% accurate as confirmed by Mango. |
| I bought shares and sold some put cred spreads at this dip today.... Because the physical destruction of oil infrastructure will take a long time to recover, even if there's de-escalation. Which, Iran has no incentive to stop bleeding US with Hormuz blockade now. \n\nOh wait, did you bought these puts from me? \n\nWell, one of us will lose. |
| I hate it so much but back to 670 tomorrow |
| Dude it is bonkers. This guy is going on about how anti-tech Luddites (the status quo and non tech elite) are the anti-Christ and that only tech billionaires and their AI tech can save the world and bring us to how he describes paradise. I’m HIGHLY paraphrasing but that is the gist from one of his key points. Honestly, it’s scary as fuck. |
| Strategy 1\n\n\n\nOut of 10. |
| If only WTI and Brent would stop fucking around and went to $163 for a bit |
| Easy way to make money |
| Was in my 401k bro, rotated out of bonds I got into in October. Not anything WSB worthy |
| Iranians are putting up a floating toll booth in the middle of the strait as we speak. \nExxon already bought EZPASS |
| Covid. Everyone’s expecting another Covid. Even then, it wouldn’t ruin people retirements for more than a year |
| Please tell me it can recover somehow lol |
| Entropy comes easily |
| I’m pretty regarded bro. Wouldn’t listen to me. I just got that info from captainjimjones on YouTube. He trades spy live every day. And he’s been making me a lot of money recently. That was his prediction. But he doesn’t just predict things he’ll give ya trade ideas for whatever happens |
| This is Warsh fault |
| John finance |
| Proof or ban! |
| NASDAQKED |
| All the percent. /s |
| Can't. Allegory of the Cave. You have to find out yourself but youre asking the right questions |
| Ya but Israel helping could mean dropping more bombs |
| CNBC, Reuters, and another outlet I can’t recall. In the Middle East crude is selling for upwards of $150. Specifically Dubai Crude. Was trading at $152 or something in Asia. |
| That premium. Jesus Motherfucking Christ. |
| If oil sector gets expanded, stock go up. If oil sector gets destroyed, stock also go up. America is great because stock only go up |
| Big up tomorrow cause war is almost over, summer is around the corner, rates are going to zero. |
| What the hell was Trump and Israeli's end game here with Iran? That after a couple of F-35 bombings that Iran will capitulate and unconditionally surrender within the week? Cause it sure as hell looks like they want to draw out this war Vietcong style to me. |
| Hello good sir, I would like to order a massive, throbbing, Shrek cock at market open tomorrow, please. |
| Reeeeeeee |
| Sheesh. |
| I bought FDX puts 🤡🤡🤡 |
| Hot weather huh that’s full port puts on spy 🕵️♂️ |
| Central Bankers are pretty much the only government/government adjacent position where openly lying and destroying stuff for the vibes is taboo across the world.\n\nEven actively collapsing dumpster fire countries often have a chair or governor of the central bank trying to do their impossible job until the moment the whole ship capsizes. |
| And here I thought I was the only one |
| AFROMAN FOR PREZ 2028\n\nLegal weed and cops that are held accountable |
| Not sure what that means sounds provocative but I like it!! |
| Bought 300k worth of spy today, so this isn't the bottom |
| i said this before but i say again, loke is between love and like, i made it up |
| Lmfao, you don't need Iran for this market, even if they are doing it then monero will be sufficient for them. \n\nYou have Orange's own family and circle around him balls deep in crypto as well, lunatics wall st fund, his family investing in epstein coin through their wall st firm while he makes crypto favorable policies, Saylors mstr asking ppl to sell their kidneys for btc lol, BlackRocks 401k ETFs now tied to crypto. There's a bigger fraud circus going on within the US before you start looking outside. And while this fraud circus keeps going, I don't think the markets are anywhere near a crash. |
| "It may be dangerous to be America’s enemy, but to be America’s friend is fatal"- Henry Kissinger |
| It’s called ✨capitalism✨ |
| When the strait opens look out bears |
| What / where? UAL is up 6.2% this week lol |
| Somehow closed +4k today. |
| Yes. They are lottery tickets. |
| Nobody wants to go outside anymore to buy things.. IF they can even buy things |
| Another? There hasn't been one yet, it's like constantly being edged on the brink and... nothing ever happens lmao |
| BOL has mad cow disease you can't fault them for thinking Bibi is their president. |
| i loke this fella’s pfp |
| Where do you see that??\n\n\nBoth Yahoo Finance and Google Finance show P/E of 16. |
| The three Navy ships packed with 2,200 Marines will arrive in the region as soon as next week from the Pacific, according to a defense official \ndo you guys know any people at the military academies how they feeling |
| Don’t take this chance bra |
| Bruh... the spy put/call ratio is insane. 0.38 |
| He would have to drive like 24/7. I used to do it many years ago. Driver pay has gotten way worse since they started. At least from what theyve told me. And if he did he’d spend at least half on gas and maintenance though. They get paid trash. |
| Time to full port CHOW CHOW CLOUD!! |
| Not before it rips to 150+😏 |
| Fed warned yesterday |
| About 30 times and hit 1 jackpot lol we see that shit alot but eventually lose it back because the gamble trait |
| So you guys think we can bring Nasdaq back up even though it has closed below the 200MA? |
| Yeah I cut my losses after 10 min max. |
| Imagine not having a perfect bracket so far\n\n🫵😂 |
| This is how it goes. Takes a good week to go down and them some tweet will go out and we pump big for 1-2 days. Wash, rinse, repeat |
| So they found out that Netanyahu is alive, then? Outta the loop |
| i would say he cant fuck this up more than he already has, but i’ve been wrong for the past couple months. \n\nbelieve or not its buying Puts over the weekend has been a winning strat. |
| FDX billionaires tomorrow |
| Bro bought at the bottom |
| Fuck I should have bought calls at close. Ffs |
| 🥭 unzips his pants |
| might as well be |
| Imagine the file drop happens and people start again, he just hits the big red button and it's all over |