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| Was up 7k but ended up only +2k because i was holding out for the SMH waterfall to 600 because a bear can dream 😤 |
| 🥭 say no more USMCA \n\nTrade deal with our land border allied countries and he's like "would rather leave it unsigned" \n\nWhat a pouty little bitch |
| Hi I’m regarded, want my CC# for the course? |
| I did not consent to this after hours pump |
| Those are the rules |
| # Hey bols, don't fight the Fed LMAO 🤌 |
| welcome to mc donalds may i have your order! |
| Core inflation is 2.9%. |
| Recently had dinner with one of my college buddies. He became a multi-millionaire from working at an Elon company. \n\nDude unironically believed the marginal tax rate on the top 5% should go down to as near zero as possible to encourage spending, and the lower classes should have their taxes raised to 30-40% to make up for the deficit.\n\nIt genuinely flabbergasts me what kind of reality distortion field people enter when they become rich. It was like watching a complete divorce from reality just to morally rationalize that kind of life. Insane. |
| I just realized my Spcx Put has one less day than I thought it did, Thanks Obiden. |
| !banbet PENG $80 21d |
| https://preview.redd.it/gdfwcrrnkw7h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fc9ccf9d17a47fc0ce30a0383be7575dad3d73d |
| It couldn't have been just me that thought Warsh sounds like a condescending pompous yes man cuck right? |
| How long before the Houthis realize they can run a protection racket on the Red Sea just like papa Iran |
| Nebius ipoed like less than 2 years ago what lmfao. Yeah it was yandeez before |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| AMD has been so fucky with its movements lately. Up 5%, down 5% day after day on no news or reasons. \n\nYesterday down almost 5%. After hours up 2%. Climbed and held most of the day, sank into the close to finish up 1% and then immediately after hours goes back up 1%. \n\nChip stock etc sure but the huge move from $460 to $540 seemed like a short squeeze maybe propelling it…..but it’s still been all over the place with 3-5% swings from day to day or even intraday…..on no news. I haven’t really noticed any other stock acting quite this bipolar at the moment. |
| SpaceX almost being worth more than MSFT is a complete joke |
| At least he didn’t keep that Obama deal, amirite? |
| Red days are not red days unless you open your port |
| They set the tone. Try and convince others to be one voice, because they have to speak on it |
| I have to admit: JPowell was good |
| He has to appear responsible and competent to drive rest of feds. Rate can only be cut via votes not someone in tyranny. |
| Unfortunately, the IRS doesn't ask for a student ID when you file taxes |
| https://preview.redd.it/paaf0zzlkw7h1.jpeg?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5396e96dd1dae0c7400c4832e5c34a1448e0e23 |
| What is the purpose of this device? |
| Guys all the richest people in the country are making all the decisions. They own an insane amount of shares and funds. We’re not raising rates. The market is not going to tank. |
| Np 🫡 |
| kevin’s name in the title is oddly specific idk why |
| Did Walsh kill the vibe? |
| Listen here you fat gay fucks |
| https://preview.redd.it/ck56fbpjkw7h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41fbaed1e8e0ee08b06a61635771f3818dfafea1\n\n |
| [This same meme was posted when Powell replaced Yellen nearly 8 years ago.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/a7qdkh/miss_you_babe/)\n\nPoetic. |
| Tops in boys. |
| Not calling a single one of the questions woke nonsense or talking about using Fed funds for the ballroom, I was in shock |
| ill save your puts by buying a call |
| You know, being a bear does not *require* you to bet against the market, right? \n\nIf you invest in dividend stocks you still make money. Just less. If the market corrects, you over perform.\n\nI'm generally bearish but there's no way in hell I'm going to bet that this market will return to sanity any time soon. |
| Most of the semi still up. But NVDA fking down 1% 🤡 |
| [This](https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/5928618-iran-deal-oil-reserves-g7/) probably isn’t a smart thing for Mango to admit when, you know, people might start thinking ships don’t magically traverse oceans overnight. |
| I’m gonna be optimistic that we are green tomorrow because my SPY calls need to be re-alived 🫠 |
| Lol one red day |
| We need to check our DMs |
| # I am automatically skeptical of anyone named Kevin 😒 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ss5d6xghkw7h1.jpeg?width=1728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7de53e49a1f4919a12a8f26e3e7ad6689eb7cd51 |
| Ah peace deal signing. Priced in though. |
| Bottom S&P is around 6800/69…..pp |
| It's a V, you know it, I know it, everyone knows it |
| 0dte spy. I bought $80 worth of puts three minutes before fomc, because come on. I sold right away and used the profit to play around and get a little more money. |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Reasonable-School226 (1W-1L, 50%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **AMD** ▲ | $547.35 → $575.00 | +5.1% | 2d | Lost | |
| Nah memory and semi con didn’t really take a hit much. |
| Small account, only a couple hundred bucks in it. Played 6 iron condors today and was up 80% until the last hour |
| Pumping back to green |
| Not yet |
| Kwar had all that aura buildup since 2008 and this is what he does ? Total choke |
| Baboons |
| Yeah only up 2% for the week, man these guys are dumb as hell |
| I laughed then looked at my account and cried |
| Trump is now a loser after this deal. The bull market is over. |
| Yep, just checked, in today’s money the reparations Germany had to pay would be like 35 billion dollars. I mean they lost a third of their territory and the Rhineland with all the coal and shit, but GOD DAMN SON |
| Hey /u/No_Atmosphere4717 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: FLWS.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| All hail King Warsh! Leader of bears, prophet of Burry! 👑 |
| bros only job was to pump my stonks and he couldnt do it. put the numbskull back in |
| Hope is not because you are in Debt already with BTC and you have nothing to bet in this one |
| Let me spread 76 |
| I would lol if Iran changed the name of it to Strait of Iran |
| For the fifth time? |
| Even now? |
| Good. A lot of regards need a job. |
| Lmaooo I’ll def give him a honorary shoutout |
| Inflation is it and will not be as bad as it was 2022-2024. But the markets will definitely be in bear territory. Why? Because rn all the big boys are borrowing money and that is about to become more expensive. All that capex spending will slow down. Ans that might be a good thing long term. However, this is a great time to add to your retirement account. If you are look for a play, I’d get puts against some of the bloated whales spending high on capex. 2022-2024 was a great time to be a bear. But odds are ER will continue to show positive results. Truly could benefit from being a bull and a bear |
| The market, she is a fickle wench |
| Margin requirement also goes up so from a portfolio perspective it's not that different. |
| Sigh |
| 300 billion. Thats 15 billion blows. Each of us should suck old iranian dicks 50 times. Should be doable. USA USA. I think we should send the patriots first. |
| AH pump from spy was bc I bought puts at close by the way everyone |
| Poopy stinky |
| It’s all up to the dumbos buying. Retail pumping the stock so that retail gets to hold a heavier bag a few months from now. Make that make sense. |
| While you guys were strait up jorkin it, yields went up again today. Bad news |
| As a person who believes in generally efficient markets, I think the value ASTS can offer to telecom is too great to be undermined by pure cronyism, and they already have their FCC licenses. Also, what's great about having great technological IP is that you're not locked into one market, you can compete globally with that, and there is a global demand for this, especially in Pacific Rim nations who have serious considerations about mass-connectivity during emergency situations (ie. earthquakes, tsunamis, China crossing the strait, etc.) The DOD would be shooting itself in the foot to not be working cooperatively with ASTS. |
| 50%??? |
| Warsh |
| No |
| That's what the taskforce is for. |
| Only 8% are bots? sus |
| Ask the CEO of LULU when she got announced LOL |
| he just need to get the actual deal signed on paper....which is suppose to come in next 48 hours |
| You had me at "why diversify when you can just choose the winners". |
| lol, did the same sold for a small profit when I saw it start going up, missed out on much bigger gains on the dump. Oh well it’s already going back up afterhours |
| Koreans will be jumping from rooftops 🫨 |
| https://preview.redd.it/p2h9vad9kw7h1.jpeg?width=857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af1300680f9315c681105e6afe551537325f4ea8\n\n |
| When Trump appointed Powell, the same accusations were laid at him. |
| so fkin lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/ukbit3b9kw7h1.png?width=1396&format=png&auto=webp&s=986736bb555bbd61ade2cd9eb234d052345ebe77 |
| They’re gonna announce that the task force will be made up of bright and talented regards from the wallstreetbets comment section. |
| Just send him to voicemail |
| Green by tomorrow morning |
| But with task forces |
| Bruhs are stonks open on friday |
| Warsh Trade |
| Gonna need to ask my wife’s brother for money again |
| Based on what |
| Idk I'd be a lot happier with an extra $30k |
| Good dip to buy fuckerton |
| When you redo your bathroom don’t forget to put a sign on the door that says “Kevin’s shitter”. Then ppl will see Jerome’s sex dungeon and Kevin’s shitter and know who your beloved truly is |
| But I'm always fearful to buy at ATH |
| Bruh I just bought back in after the pump yesterday. I’m regarded |
| Im drunk in the oyster banks, why are we down? They just held right? |
| He’s holding on hopes and dreams |
| 🕵️♂️🕚 |
| Now do it in a real account |
| strangle then lol\n\n0dte with 1 hour before close? that movement was surely 10x+ |
| https://preview.redd.it/qlontmg6kw7h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a4141b06b9ab4cce7347d27c582bb5e1436ed1c\n\n |
| Bro is going home to no pussy |
| Good |
| I did the same but paper handed my puts for a 50% loss 🫠 |
| No profit. $18B in total sales. $2.7T market cap. Seems like a good play. |
| Damn... was up like 5k from 3:00-3:45 but overtraded like a tard and ended up -500 LOL |
| good thing I am into aged cheeses |
| 😂 |
| im bagholding $6 of spcx bought at 212 😄 |
| A friend of mine doubled his roth ira during the pandemic. He threw his entire $500k investment into one of those weed companies and doubled it in less than 1 week. Thats guts. Good luck to this chap. |
| Trump gonna restart war to get more peace deal pumps |
| We call it the Warsh Sale rule |
| 205 |
| 😂 they are trying to pump it again. 😂 SMH stonks only go up. Markets closed Friday so tomorrow we either Shrek or get a Satan cock |
| Why doesn't Zuck just retire with his money and stop fucking me in the ass? |
| https://preview.redd.it/uvayka24kw7h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36eda5767737bdadb2d1f772831c96363bd2118e\n\n |
| Yep. Cant let all those puts be in the money |
| shalom my gambling regards! 🇮🇱 👋 |
| It will be hilarious if the hand picked replacement for “too late Powell’s” first move is a hike rather than a cut.\n\nBut yeah, calls anyway because there’s no candles but green candles. |
| *the feds task force |
| Thank you for your sacrifice |
| Imagine tanking the market on your first day |
| They aren't charging tolls, these are simply service fees to ensure safe passage through the straight... lol |
| I am expecting 2% red by open for all indexes LMAO |
| Is META winding down operations ??? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ats84yg2kw7h1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e31c7a47254c5f233ce84fe92501cfde81a899fe |
| Qqq calls already up thanks for the fire sale 🔥 |
| Sorry, that was me. She's going to let you know to bring home milk. I just figured I would give you a heads up. |
| https://preview.redd.it/qob28e22kw7h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be4ba81d712c4a50a5681c027dca4c35933c9873\n\n |
| Korea gets chance to buy more cheap. Thanks for your regarded moves |
| The crazy thing is that I 4x on 0dte SPY puts between 3:15 and 3:30 but if I had held them for another 10 minutes they would have been like 10x. \n\nOh well pigs get slaughtered and also I got cooked on some other plays today so it's kind of a wash |
| Guess your right, catalyst events only happen during trading hours. |
| return of the kang gang |
| Little late at that point. |
| SPCX tradable stock not investment grade. Cannot get one gig to space no technology exists\nWonder what Jamie Dimon has been telling investors. Remember futuristic city built in Saudi Arabia (2021) It’s on hold now. |
| I bought calls. They are not printing. Sybau |
| Options aren’t unaffordable they just carry significant risk. Obviously I have a lot of leverage with my account size but it’s the same philosophy for $100 or $1000 you can turn $50 into $2000 |
| Imagine people thinking they can trade this market on a day-to-day basis and not lose all their money. \nI can't see anyone doing that? |
| Zuck is like the kid picked last in sports 🤓 |
| This is not when u should think people r fearful, not yet |
| The funniest thing is warsh is probably gonna do the same shit jpow was gonna do lol |
| 0dte |
| A second plane has hit my portfolio |
| Look at SPY call volume. Fear is clearly not here yet. |
| After hour traders be like: wait the us is projected to outgrow all the other major economies? How is that bearish again? |
| Already put a sick leave for tomorrow 😷 |
| Thought it's buy high sell higher? |
| What expiry? |
| Only the USA would add 'hydration breaks' to change how soccer is played for that sweet sweet ad revenue. |
| 🔮: You won't see another rate hike \n\n🥭: sounds like a good deal to me. |
| Are we pretending the Israelis are happy 🥭 is ending the war? |
| Good night, sweet prince |
| good day |
| There's unlikely to be a Rate Hike, especially if the whole Iran thing gets resolved in the coming months. |
| And so typical, too many retail shorting and you know they will pump the shit out of it |
| No. His pick is will still bend politically. It’s the rest of the grown ups in the room that control the direction. \n\nNext step.. he goes after each one of them |
| Very nice organized piracy you got going there |
| https://preview.redd.it/2b2d0tpwjw7h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17051bb09b34ff8165595632f8adaebf5c9b9a5d\n\n |
| What was your strike?\n\n \n215 here. Insert oooof |
| I got a task force for that too |
| Just gonna full port into Pokemon and wait this all out. |
| Hope so, rinsed 50% of my account today |
| Damn my butthole still hurts. |
| Just living up to your username.. |
| I haven't checked the market in a while. I thought it was green this morning?? |
| No |
| No, it was my asshole still leaking. |
| Buy when others are fearful has always been the motto retard |
| Selling options on this market has netted me tiny gains but have also tripled the performance of S&P. Almost feels like it's time to do a defen gamble but I also want to buy a car. |
| He said he likes inflation too last week 😤 |
| They just don't want retail to win. \n\nAnd hand over your 401k- they need that money as well.\n\n\n |
| FOMC surprisingly bullish for the American people |
| gonna be cut within the year |
| Well I’m taking you bulls down with me |
| my life in 14 seconds |
| 🤣 |
| epic and hilarious |
| It’s always fun taking the most extreme risks at the very end |
| heres the deal retards. Should we be dumping tomorrow? Absolutely. Will we? No. Quarterly options exp going to fuck all the new put buyers tomorrow. |
| What just happened my port dumped |
| Sure buddy |
| Zero chance of a rate hike. Mentioning it is their version of chess so people actually believe he isn’t in his pocket… |
| Remember, don’t fight the fed. |
| Spamming calls at open gap is filled |
| All on black then let it ride. You guys are doing something different? |
| They did stay the same, market is silly worrying about potential hikes in the future. |
| Equivalent of someone who makes $700 when their mom hands them $500. Way to go buddy |
| "Iran will naturally charge for services in the Straight of Hormuz"\n\n"Naturally" Lmao Iran wilin out on 🥭 |
| https://preview.redd.it/6tb0tbzrjw7h1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dff047804652b197c0839988d1a66efb8d9c79fd\n\n |
| Block the number too! So they will never annoy you. |
| Mini paper shake quake…we ain’t getting hikes |
| !banbet SPY 780 6/30\n\nEDIT get it together automod im trying to gamble here, fuck |
| As far as my TA or my brokerage? |
| Working from home tomorrow because the barbarians will be at the gate 😤\n\n(Knicks parade) |
| That’s not how the Fed works, king |
| TASK FORCE IS THE NEW TOOLS |
| Well my SPCX 06/18 C are fuckin COOKED |
| Next Years headline….. College sophomore loses \n1,712,804. Quote from the article….. “ I’m still in baby ! Buying $.11 worth of calls“!!! |
| Next time just spend 380k on cocaine and hookers. At least you’ll have fun. |
| Back to green by open tomorrow would be hilarious |
| Congrats. Any recommendations on next 10x opportunity? |
| He talks like a proper politician, lol, I preferred JPOW |
| Dump for ants that always rebounds later on |
| He’s such a dipshit |
| Fair enough, I guess. |
| Acting like it’s the end of the world when it’s just opex bullshit. \n\nWe were barely red. |
| How much longer do you think it'll be increasing at this speed? |
| Yes, because stupid overreaction.\nThey just want to collect our regarded money. This will be back to 750 by tomorrow open |
| He used to fuck all my ... |
| Come to think of it, Wall Street is truly greedy. They say interest rate hikes won't happen until next year, so why is your stock price falling so much? Is your expectation that there won't be a rate hike next year, or that there will be a rate cut now? |
| Anyone need to Warsh their ass after today? |
| Lost 1600 on my $Meta leaps and revenge traded TSLA puts to breakeven for the day. Good thing it worked cause I was trying to buy 8k worth of options and fat fingered 14k worth of options. |
| Gonna buy til my anus prolapses. |
| What’s he that wishes so?\nMy cousin Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin:\nIf we are mark’d to die, we are enow\nTo do our country loss; and if to live,\nThe fewer bulls, the greater share of honour.\nGod’s will! I pray thee, wish not one bull more. |
| Threw everything i had left in 0dte calls, means we tank tomorow |
| https://preview.redd.it/3kcolsrnjw7h1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a895adb0a059e8d264f0374eaaa725ff0c0df4c5\n\n |
| Might print at open honestly |
| https://preview.redd.it/zf7r4c2ojw7h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14545db1e15f6491964fc0499b6bd5b2f18c2631 |
| Buy SOXL and then don’t look for 6 months. Easy money. |
| trust my ~~cockforce~~ taskforce |
| It’s not actually hard , it’s probabilities x change x timing \nIf you can master all 3 you will trade more effectively |
| Q: Did you see the Fed is holding rates?\n\nTRUMP: It's alright. Whatever.\n\nQ: And it looks like they might even raise them later this year\n\nTRUMP: It could happen. I mean, it's hard to believe. It just keeps a country down.\n\n🤣🤣🤣 |
| Thats actually a good timeline. Most opportunity that range |
| They always climb somehow. Then open market comes and gapes them. The cycle repeats. |
| https://preview.redd.it/k8h0f8tmjw7h1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=65c32ede70c30f38d9138ac7cd40711a68193774 |
| omg, spy back to prices not seen since...3 days ago |
| Some people just actually believe Orangey… so the sarcasm wasn’t evident. Sorry |
| Get SPX puts now. Tomorrow is going to be bad with Asia and Europoors dumping |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| I was going to send the articles saying the text was released and that the deal "could be signed thursday or friday" but if you say reddit says so thats all I need to know clearly, I was mislead by false news from BBC |
| !banbet |
| Great, now give 30%+ to the government for capital gains 🙃 |
| Believe it or not the task force will save us tmr so calls it is |
| They should add a rubric to fill with how much you owe the Robin Hood and send half of salary straight to pay the Debt |
| Opened a 1DTE SPY $746 call 5 mins before close. Is it wraps? |
| Down $10k now lolz |
| Clanker |
| See y'all tomorrow for the bull correction of this dip 💯 |
| was the -90% your first clue? |
| my buddy’s portfolio dropped like that last week |
| Some spam call from a place called margin? Idk I hung up. |
| That was a wild ride! |
| That is an insane down-and-to-the-right move for software the last few weeks. Holy shit. Ultimate destruction. |
| Yup seems like he’s gonna be less forward about guidance |
| Liar |
| Watch them drop rates tomorrow because fuck your puts 😂 |
| Corn drilling 2%... going back to $62k and below |
| It's quadruple tomorrow. Puts on anthropic. |
| Wat, better off buying 780 9-10 days out |
| !Bangbet Me 2 get laid in 1d |
| Trump is going to be so pissed that his pick was an actual competent person. |
| Bad robot |
| Because we're all gambling and not investing. |
| Very true, the capital structures and stock-based compensation of the miner companies are wild compared to normal IT infrastructure companies. We are seeing that change in some of the pivoting miners now that the AI buildout it underway, though, leadership shakeups and a re-org of stock compensations.\n\nEither way the sector at large has been mostly bananas returns the past year. Grats on the 10x, I have great returns too but kinda knee-capped a lot of them by selling covered calls, not expecting their runs to be so fierce and so quick. |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| Apologize to the Koreans🇰🇷 who have been doing the heavy lifting lately |
| Im starting to think my calls wont print tomorrow. |
| !banbet |
| Throw RDDT in there |
| Warsh just set the top for a 60 year bear market. Support is around covid lows. |
| https://preview.redd.it/60ylq8nhjw7h1.png?width=414&format=png&auto=webp&s=932e287a9c859b4986626f2ef7f1064503f2c9d0\n\n |
| Maybe SpaceX will crash before the indexes force my 401k to buy in |
| Oof Guh 💥 |
| lol 😂 |
| What's your YTD? |
| SOXS holders in shambles |
| I never worry about seconds I wasn’t present for 😎 |
| futures are pumping now. this is a good sign. also futures traders are better ppl |
| Not a bear market, not a bull market...what about a platypus market?? |
| What hikes, I thought the rates stayed at the same level |
| K Venmo me $5k and prove it |
| Someone make gif of Warsh unprinting money, I'm busy putting fries in bag |
| Please join r/girlspoopandfart if you want to be happy while everything goes to shit |
| Bloody 🩸 awful \n\nSorry Man \n\nOne thing is for sure that Market Humbles ya |
| All these red days are killing me… |
| Inshallah the Koreans shall pamp |
| If you didn’t buy calls you might be a bigger regard than the ones who blew up their ports today |
| Woah woah, I’m genuinely asking lol I thought it was done and done on Sunday |
| 🐻🥊🤡 |
| https://preview.redd.it/34kok40fjw7h1.png?width=1073&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2fdef34f2ae0e3e9694e9c38adeebaf1c526144\n\n |
| Rate hikes are never good for the markets. You can have all kinds of wars, even nuclear ones and the markets will look the other way but if you up the rates a bit it all comes crashing down. |
| i have my full port in hamburger options |
| The key is for your dad to start you with a few hundred thousand |
| Just wait til unc shows off his shiny Docusign confirmation later |
| Claude: "**Triple witching** = simultaneous expiration of stock options, stock index futures, and stock index options — happens quarterly (third Friday of March, June, September, December). **Tomorrow being June 20th** fits perfectly.\n\nThis amplifies the comment considerably because:"\n\n \nBecause tomorrow is indeed 6/20............. |
| If you didn't close your puts....you walked right into the trap..... |
| Latest CPI was what, a cinnamon-y 4.2%? Yeah...you ain't gonna' be able to lower rates. |
| Levels not seen since 2 days ago |
| Almost like it's a collective decision and JPow was only one voice of the collective? I don't know if I'll ever understand why the head of the Fed gets so much shit? |
| Nearly made everything back on the puts I was holding from Friday |
| Just come to my house if you like to suffer and I will kick you firmly in the balls. |
| Warsh popped the bubble |
| You wish |
| My bananas are going to last longer than the iran deal. |
| https://preview.redd.it/a5tr2njbjw7h1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3814493492e252da1dd80d90d98509649e1a4e3d\n\nwhat shirt size can i get you |
| That was true during the Burns tenure as well (oil crisis of 73) but waiting it out didn’t do anything. The Volker shock is what fixed it. |
| Man I can barely get my portfolio up 3% or prevent it from dropping 5% and here somebody just making years worth of salary just like that. Whyyyyy |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| Wait for $735 and sell 🤷♀️ |
| I hope our Korean brothers will join later |
| tumbles??!! oh no!!! it hasn't tumbled in hours!!! |
| Sorry I didn't trade today , had to actually finish work. Tomorrow it will be bolish. |
| The market will forget about hikes by tomorrow. |
| of what year? |
| 69/share |
| Just need SPY to go up 3% tmr to save my SPY call. We got this. \n\nCopium |
| The only one rattled by a rate hike was my wife with her boyfriend today. |
| not priced in until tomorrow |
| Closed my MSFT calls down $60k today :/ |
| Brilliant idea! |
| Kevin Warsh is the definition of a stained filled sock puppet. That was a joke of an FOMC meeting. |
| No. I only played 1 trade today. |
| Now a good moment to jump in gold? Or wait a bit more? |
| That was the concept of the deal of understanding deal concepts idiot. TDS! |
| Trade futes over night go long and sell at open go short |
| Meta AI is the biggest pipedream from zuck. There is no coolness factor. It would be like Microsoft phone. No one wants to be seen with one |
| Yup -11k |
| Futures already trying to rip 🥲 didn’t even wait long. |
| Walsh was who we thought he was 😤 |
| Doesn’t even have a nice shortened name. K-War? |
| I bought SPY puts for 22. 🥭 too humiliated to sign deal, long weekend, markets tired boss |
| Right in the nostalgia |
| Calls right before the bell may win big |
| It’s so bearish that we’ll be green by Monday lmfao. |
| The wet fart is coming from inside the house |
| I have goog at like 184 if I remember right and flat to MSFT now 🤦♂️ but as much as I want to dca there are other things that are enticing now |
| Hope one of those Nasdaq companies invent time travel so you can go back to before you bought that and stop yourself. |
| Believe it or not Calls |
| It's not about what he said, but about what he did. Nothing! He did not raise interest rates, despite inflation being higher than the FED wants it to be. I'm bullish on the SPX. Not tommorow. Tommorow will be Red. But next week, belive it or not, calls. |
| 😂😂 |
| It will gap up over night and most likely fall at open. It you trade futures might be a good way to make some cash over night |
| https://preview.redd.it/kjva2yu5jw7h1.jpeg?width=1274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89173446df1fed96aa54893391cd0159b773d785\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/yiy4o3x4jw7h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab295bda663837568174f94319a1db037e8e8094\n\n \nWhat are you talking about |
| The one and only |
| WHEN A STOCKS PRICE TARGET KEEPS GETTING PUSHED HIGHER AND HIGHER BUT IT GETS BEATEN DOWN, YOU BUY IT AND HODL. \n\n$AMZN 💰 |
| It hurt so hard specially if you didn’t sell yesterday’s huge gains from past week dip |
| You sweet summer child |
| Hands are bleeding from catching that falling knife, averaged down decently though |
| Believe or not SMR |
| Pay day Thursday |
| y'all should have listened to me when I told you to sell - now live with regret |
| A little bit of a V starting in AH |
| https://preview.redd.it/p2iq4v14jw7h1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb45dc6c915bba9048821420b632ed2ec88963b6 |
| spcx bagholder |
| Boom. Full ported MSFT leaps today. Here’s hoping it rips off this level |
| Futes are doing their thing. Maybe we all should have bought the dip end of day? |
| After hour market digesting the news realizing the us will outgrow all the major economies lol |
| 😂😂 |
| Was up 8k until I was down 3k. So is that 11k then? |
| this is cursed |
| My QQQ 745c expires next friday. What do I do??? |
| Hammering SPCG |
| I bought a ton of 14c before close for really no good reason |
| good one |
| What even is stock |
| Making adjustments to the algos |
| Almost full ported MSFT at 415 |
| You a fucking retard? Multiple FOMC members are advocating for rate hikes this year |
| That being said. I’ll be just as ignorant and continue being a bull now so fyi the top is definitely in. Sorry bulls I’m crashing your party and you’re coming down with me |
| Maybe the part where Israel is saying, ".... nah" |
| https://preview.redd.it/vctlyt62jw7h1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8c98665eb0b56b055d870b944febf744e80d1c9 |
| MU allready up 1.5% in AH? |
| You make it sound like they give people breaks on $1.46 Million gains simply because they're in school. |
| It looks like Microsoft followed the market today. You’re wrong. It was going to do that anyway. |
| Wouldn't this be ruined if the price moons and calls are exercised prematurely? Additionally there seems to exist the IRS Section 1092 Straddle Rule stating that the moment you buy a protective put that eliminates your downside risk, your stock holding period resets. So, short term gains. |
| I think this opens up 1%. Nothing has changed in the short term. |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $750.00 (above) | $741.55 | +1.1% | 23h 60m |\n\n*5-day ban if this doesn't hit.* |
| Damn that chart be ugly AF |
| Short lived Great Depression. Back to green Monday. |
| !Banbet SPY $750 1D |
| june ended with more red than green again |
| I had the same sci-fi ambitions when I was reading Isaac Asimov as a 13 year old. It's not that impressive.\n\nAnd yes he's built things. That's impressive.\n\nBut he's still a dick and a troll and terrible with human beings and should never be anywhere near government ever again. |
| Well I’ve got no fucking idea what to do tomorrow. |
| You can tell who is in cash lol |
| Cuz AI is supposed to bring it down to zero. |
| That was cancelled again |
| 69.420 |
| Or are we dancers? |
| It feels like when the earnings & guidance are as expected but the call didn't go well.... |
| Only Japanese and Koreans can save up. I hope they buy dip and pump the market or else EVERYONE WILL LOSE MONEY!!! |
| I'd say... yup |
| Too much winning |
| Warsh delivered harsh shart |
| Lost 4k today. Devastated |
| Don't pretend you didn't like it. |
| Well, that sucked ass |
| Warsh my balls. |
| Woah leave some for us, rich man |
| lol the opinions of people with anime pfps don’t matter |
| Bought amzn and Asts |
| I take cialis |
| watch them go like AMD now |
| Can we bring back the doves? These hawks are too rough on my bum |
| sorry mate.. i'm down on most of those too |
| I guess we're in a recession now |
| Everything in SPY: -3%\n\nSPY: -1.25% , best I can do 🤡🤡🤡 |
| We need the longer version asap |
| Paper handed my puts and sold them at loss. I belong here |
| Well, looks like SOXL and DRAM (and the underlying) are the real winners today. Anything else drilled to earths core |
| I miss him so much and I think about him everyday |
| First time?\n\nNVDA always struggles for a long time and then, out of nowhere, it skyrockets to new highs. |
| yep |
| Slammed atm Iwm puts as soon as he said his first line of bullshit lol |
| Buy more it’s on fucking sale MSTR will 10x they are trading below NAV when bitcoin hits 250k next bull run |
| AI is currently incredibly unreliable and hallucinates confidently all the time, so I suspect such notions are overly-optimistic at least for the near future. |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| Microsoft living up to its name |
| So why are we back at last Friday levels? |
| Hey Claude, write this guy a sympathetic reply. |
| why did it take so long?\n\n |
| I just come here to laugh and relax because I didn’t invested a penny in this fool’s dream. |
| I thought rate hikes are bullish? |
| Dumbass |
| I love Keno. Makes me feel alive. |
| Giving back all your gains doesn't feel as bad as losing from the start. You're back to where you were |
| Got some calls at close. Sell off way overdone on priced in news |
| joke's on you...I'm unemployed! |
| Sounds like he and I have the same hump day schedule |
| idk why people sleeping on it so hard, it’s so cheaply priced |
| whats exp ? |
| Wicked Warsh. |
| bro... you know you're getting a cent back from Jimmy, remember what happened last time? |
| \>I don't agree that in order to generate agi you need to understand the mind. That's also your opinion, and we have no idea how far simply scaling compute might go.\n\nHow do you even evaluate AGI when you get it, then? Can you be an art critic if you don’t understand art? I guess you can, but what’s the value in that exercise? Why not declare we have AGI now?\n\n\>LLM's are already a crude reconstruction of neurons\n\nAbsolutely not! LLMs don’t learn anything outside the positive feedback loop they get in the training process, based on very limited sets of rules. They don’t understand why the parameters that are inputted into them are important, if they are good or not, sufficient or not, etc. Neurons have enormous knowledge of the physical world built into them through evolution and can never get basic things wrong. On the flip side LLMs hallucinate all the time because their hallucinations have no physical effect on them, mistakes mean nothing\n\n\>We already have LLM's solving unsolvable math problems, problems which had dozens of PhD level mathematicians on them for part of their career, unsolved for a hundred years. I don't know what you call that, but naively that sounds like beyond our intelligence.\n\nIs a calculator faster at doing multiplications than you? Yes! Is it impressive? It kinda is, especially when we invented it it was. Does this mean that a calculator is smarter than you? Obviously not! Same for a PC, a smartphone and whatever example you want to take.\n\nThe technology tools we have are obviously cool and useful, that’s why we invent them, but that doesn’t make them better than us in any way.\n\nVery good that some PhDs can focus on other things because LLMs helped them with some tasks. The sad part is that we needed a lot of chatbot hype to kickstart an investment wave that could benefit some scientists also, but then we went overboard because the CEOs of these AI companies have no idea what they’re doing.\n\nImagine pouring all the AI money in cancer research under the supervision of the best doctors in the world. All the advances we make (and they’re notable) come from government funding and donations, that’s it. |
| What part of "The War is Over" do y'all not get? |
| Actually. I think I'll wait till tomorrow to see how the market fully digests before buying anything. |
| same |
| I'm happy with my 400 too 🥹 |
| 😭 |
| "Hi Claude, just a small favor, can you code the entire financial system using COBOL for me? Thanks"\n\nHi guys we will be alright! |
| Let me get this straight…\n\n🥭 clobbered the global economy, ramped up inflation again, closed the Strait, gave Iran $300B, and all so Iran pinky promises not to build a nuclear bomb.\n\nU.S. just took a fucking bare ass spanking here\n\n🫵😆 \n\nEnjoy the rate hikes |
| K-Fed is actually such a great nickname for the downfall of Brit.. I mean SPY |
| Too good? Anyways, less transparency |
| Good luck with keeping it and fuck you |
| Higher rates should bring down house prices... so it helps a bit. |
| Hate this guy or downvote all you want but who else is dreaming bigger AND implementing/creating change more than Elon.... |
| They will fuck your 401k while they remove PDT to fuck your portfolio \n\n\n |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| “Ehts cuhmin ohmmmm, ehts cuhmin ohmmm” - some wanker probably. |
| 🤣 |
| Yeah, that was a real Warsh-out in the market. Got Warshed up. |
| Ich auch 😂 |
| Oil futures perhaps dont reflect actual oil prices and it will take time to get things bc on track? |
| Puts for now, going back in around 160-170 if it hits it |
| !banbet |
| ❤️ |
| LMAOOOOOO |
| And 1d instead of 24h |
| Trump said the deal will be signed but I thought the deal was signed Sunday 🤣 |
| lmao rekt |
| I see my "buy high, sell low" strategy is catching on. Its a solid way to make sure you never have any extra liquid capital to lose in the stock market ever again. |
| What do you suggest chief |
| I feel a lot better about myself now. Thanks! |
| Coronation time for Warsh?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/gzzw6pipiw7h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=584ba55523c7068e6ef5b511a9f38e4f4891d6af |
| We haven't seen prices this low since Friday! We're fucked! |
| Something like 100 boats successfully moving through the straight would be the next 'big thing' |
| YEAHHHHHHH BUDDY! |
| Yes. How do you know? Are you snooping |
| My Fed meeting take: You are on your own, don't expect help from the Fed going forward.\n\nAlso, the MU price target upgrade from DB was completely fucked over by this meeting. |
| rough day, guess we all have to go to work tomorrow |
| Why tf would you do that? |
| If we're thinking of the same day, same. Not hundreds of thousands but would have made 40k if I held. Just didn't see that deep of a drop coming |
| Welcome to the club |
| People remembered that it isn't going out of business |
| Let’s all make fun of the bad toupee until he quits |
| You have to put a dollar sign in front of 750 |
| bull run is joever , but bear market isn't here yet either. tyfyattm |
| That last minute pltr dump 10 minutes into close saved my ass. Can't believe I went from blowing my account to near break even. Almost made me thank Warsh... almost. Anyway never trading that shit again, majors only |
| Don't mind me I've just been working for last 3 years while getting degree and still have less than what you started with. I guess I gotta gamble harder, the 1.7 leverage is too conservative |
| Warsh killed the party |
| Deep cut |
| 100 million dollars |
| sounds like you need to make a call yourself.\n\n877-CASH-NOW |
| Blasphemous |
| "waaaaaaah Marshy warshy didn't gimme my wate cutty wutty"\n\nYou motherfuckers were as delusional on that one as you are on SPCX revenue targets |
| like a regard i bought calls on the first dip on the news of no rate hike. like a regard i didn't read the article just the headline. like a regard AND CLEARLY LIKE MOST PEOPLE HERE IN THESE COMMENTS - i missed the fact they are projecting a future rate hike.\n\nOn the news of a prediction of a future rate hike no shit we tank. |
| I have penalized mr bot, 30 minutes of no electricity for him |
| I’m with the majority. |
| what you did is the equivalent of buying a $2 scratchoff, it's cheap for a reason |
| Announces "Austerity Light", now with task forces! |
| You’ve now activated my trap card. Opening margin. |
| it can lower |
| >SpaceX gets added to Schwab’s $15 billion Value ETF\n\n#"Value" ETF LMAO🤌 |
| Yield curve has been flattening the last few days. \n\nPeople are pricing in warsh being fucking retarded, not rate hikes. |
| Sold all my ai stocks a few months back for mstr can anyone relate or make me feel better about this pain |
| https://preview.redd.it/b2b7s2aliw7h1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e66d4dc61474f6498941d7361817e7e8cf13ba9 |
| lol |
| Please tell me your secret 🙏 |
| hey everyone! i found Elon's mom's Reddit account!! |
| If its due to the energy shock we’re going lower sire |
| when your 3 legged dog needs a 4th leg for his birthday photo you ask an AI for help, not some poor graphic designer who hates using photoshop anyway because Adobe is such a piece of shit\n\nThere's also other ways of signing a pdf now |
| SpaceX acquiring cursor with stock right now when they had a year to do it shows that they think SpaceX stock price has peaked for the year. |
| So... what another sell-off tomorrow before long weekend? |
| He was born into wealth and is good a scamming. Cant code, not an engineer and is burned out on K. Marketing man with too much power. |
| FOMO gonna hit like a bitch when its 250 |
| Genius |
| Stop being a lazy fuck |
| Jpow > KevForce |
| spcx 180tmr? |
| Long gone bot, along with my SPY calls for 6/18 |
| Will Deloitte finally die? |
| Oh no K-FED is JPOW part 2 |
| !Banbet SPY 750 24h |
| CGEH and OCC saved my portfolio today |
| I started a job so I have money to invest but not any time to actually look at the markets, good time to buy the dip?? |
| Holy fuck I just became a MSFT bag holder in just 3 hrs |
| Not gonna put 1 more cent on those pos |
| Obviously spcx $230 or $200 was overvalued… even $135 was overvalued. \n\nCurious what price IS fair value you would invest in it long term? |
| If only I could hit the gym as consistently as our government fucks me :/ |
| Those are rookie numbers man |
| Iran grabbed the fruit by the nutsack with that Hormuz move. |
| I’m out of moves |
| Source? |
| we miss you jpow |
| Fuck you, META and fuck you, MSFT. I would have made more money loaning to my cousin Jimmy than buying your pos stocks. |
| Love it and SPX fell into the tent of my BWB puts today. It aint happen often. But when it happens, your money is mine. Fuck you all! |
| Years of losses .. then everything changed when I figured out something so simple |
| gym twice a week after my weekly dose of WSB is enough? |
| That's great and will really help out the bottom of the K. \n\nNOT |
| audio ON is a must |
| This is the way |
| Most people don’t ask lol. \n\n10 135 strike calls on WDAY Dec expiration \n300 MSFt shares \nA bunch of NOW puts I sold at the 105 strike hoping for a recovery, I think I’m gonna roll these till I can get out hopefully. |
| "haha ur down" bro idc i cant touch this account for 35 years and its stock not options and all they have to do in the meantime is capture an asteroid for 10 trillion |
| After 3 months of the Semis ripping while NVDA went nowhere, you think you'd try a different stock. |
| The FED implies possible rate cuts later this year and stocks fall? |
| Where do I get a task force for my mental deficiencies |
| What did you flip today? |
| Market is completely delusional right now. It will get back to sanity eventually... But it will take some time I think. |
| Aren't we all glad the PDT was removed just in time?\n\n |
| You mean don’t get baited into selling your position? Or baited into buying the dip? |
| Is your monitor upside down or something? |
| My NOW calls and SOFI calls were looking so good at 12 just for it to be -70% eod… well minus well let it ride to 0 😉 |
| No, more red on the horizon |
| With all the AI companies out there, how did you know which exact one to pick and to time it so perfectly? It’s been around since early 2000s . Or research combined with luck ? Referring to NBIS\* |
| I sold SPCX at 210, I feel like a God |
| I'm with you bro. Hope we get a good pump to the 260s soon |
| Port 50k to 80k to 50k today |
| My greatest move today was getting out of all my options and doing shares and selling CC only |
| Yeah I want England to win but that was so lame. This is why I hate soccer so much, all this rinkydink shit that completely changes the outcome of the game. |
| The United States was producing rare earths up until the early aughts when China cornered the market by massively undercutting the competition(thanks state subsidies and no pollution laws…) It’s doable but redeveloping the expertise will take time, not decades but time nonetheless. I bet some of those guys who have since retired are being offered some high salaries to come back. |
| I'm surprised you were able to say that so clearly with Musk's dick in your mouth. |
| I will take "things that never happened" for 500.... |
| surprisingly SPCX is the most held thing on the app |
| most meme'd chairman of all time |
| way to leave out the most important part which is the projection that there will be a rate hike |
| Mann I was saying this shit too! Lol. Homeboy looks like a outback steakhouse corporate manager |
| He is not going to sleep with you mate. |
| His new game looks cool… I wanna stab some terrorist in the vagina. |
| Save us Obiwan Jeromi |
| QQQ follows the nasdaq and they are forced to buy space x as it is a huge % of the nasdaq |
| **No Active BanBet**\n\n| W | L | Win Rate |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| 1 | 0 | 100% | |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **AMD** ▲ | $575.00 (above) | $547.35 | $513.40 | +5.1% | 12 minutes |\n| **Record** | 1W - 0L | 100% | - | - | - | |
| And, for reasons I will not explain (IYKYK), Claude has potentially eaten all accounting positions. \n\n\nI’m actively watching ai beat out the remainder of human domination in white collar work. Excel is done for. Accounting ledgers are done for. \n\n\nNow will corporate bodies implement the tech in a manageable and cost effective manner? Who knows. \n\n\nCalls on Ai stocks |
| bring back the goat\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/p1ehft7ciw7h1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43fd4ddb0ebb2ce8f0091ba5516a0614731089fc |
| !banbet |
| So....no more Chicago Bulls and more Chicago Bears? |
| !banbet |
| WARSH is definitely hanging from a his own belt in a closet feverishly masturbating while listening to slipknot. Then he’ll kiss his wife on the lips and be all leave it to beaver at 6… |
| How do you think I originally got the money. 🤡 |
| Meta was promising yesterday now it made me broke |
| Yahoo News headline |
| Yeah I meant each |
| META, AMZN, MSFT, ASTS, RKLB but I have no more cash after today… |
| I have 757 calls expiring tomorrow. Terrible move. Down 112k on it |
| Waw, clean cut. How many trillions have you invested in? |
| He literally just said rate cuts, they are going to use a different measure of inflation, probably that one that already says we are at 2%, inflation fight is done. |
| Warsh and ai spend gonna scare the market into demand tightening alone |
| Why do people keep mentioning rate hikes? Most of recent inflation was due to the energy shock. Lets just wait and see, market will recover fast. |
| Agreed |
| The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing an army of regards stonks only go up. |
| Spanking task force in full effect |
| Yes |
| Same been eyeing it all week |
| At least when JPOW crashed the market I’d glaze him and call him daddy\n\nKev could never |
| What happened now? I'm tired boss |
| Help I need a task force for my port. |
| I have faith that tomorrow we will have a rally, it’s a yolo and it’s a scary one but I believe. |
| SPY opening at 720-725 tomorrow and QQQ at 700. Easy money is over now. Next 6 weeks is going to be total ber time. |
| Fellow regarded following this play. It was this or the poker machine in the back room of the Arby’s. |
| I want whatever you’re smoking |
| Sitting on -50k unrealized loss on this. Just waiting for it come back up... |
| The entities with money don't really care about news (to an extent), It's just inventory management. They just use news as a vessel for managing inventory. That's why shit sometimes goes up on bad news, and down on good. It has nothing to do with the news. They just need to manage inventory and news cycles are good catalysts to do it. |
| No. But cattle. Ideally 80k lbs of it. |
| hm. Is that the android app? |
| Yeah… id never touch those weed stocks. But sofi is supposed to be the “market darling” and yet all it does it disappoint. Even the ceo can’t pump it 😂 |
| LoL sure buddy |
| I turned a hundred bucks into $580 today so that was cool. Early retirement is only a couple trades away obviously |
| NVDA red while other semi are green.\n\nThe market is clearly rigged specifically against me on purpose |
| It's on the website. |
| If you bet on a recovery tomorrow, remember there's like a $1 trillion in delta falling off the SPX chain in the AM. \n\nIf bulls do not reposition up here, this is going to drill worse than last Friday. They may not feel like it after Warsh. |
| I suspect a continuation of this bloodbath into the long weekend. Sleep tight bulls! |
| 😭😭😭 |
| Thank you for your sacrifice |
| Thank god I held my puts |
| What the fuck? |
| Puts on BIRD? I can't believe this is still real. |
| @grok should I read this novel? |
| Should I wake up at 4am to go to the Knicks parade tomorrow |
| triple click the market status |
| He loves sucking Dick-tator |
| Well we didn’t throw the semicon and memory game that bad. It’s like the few greens left lmao |
| You belong here 😄 |
| Went for nbis precisely because they did not have miner dna. The CEOs of mining companies tilt towards being scammaz |
| how much? Options shares? Expiry? why people don't share that kinda stuff |
| **IT'S OVER** |
| https://preview.redd.it/zqkzbbm5iw7h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9848eaba95def5c1e68f3d80ca461187d7653da8 |
| Running count of female desk inhabitants |
| Nah. If you were paying attention you would know that we won it at least 7 times. |
| Kane? I want the undertaker |
| Warsh: "We'll let the markets decide"\n\nTranslation: "Some of you (retail) may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make"\n\n |
| 🎶JP come back!…You can blame it all on me. Any kind of quant could see, we were wrong, our ports can’t live without you 🎶 |
| Hoping $AMZN continues to run lower so I can buy more |
| That won't help. You have no self control. You need professional guidance. |
| There's a radio? |
| wanted to load up some puts yesterday, but "options trading us not available". But it's magically available now. |
| Spy to 750 pls |
| How are you holding up OP? |
| Nebius took care of me |
| First time? |
| puts ? someone said it's 1999 dot com crash time |
| Don’t be too warsh on him. It was his first time. |
| The market dumped on something we all knew was going to happen (holding the rate steady) and one of the most vanilla press conferences I have ever seen. Congrats to those who had $hood and $mrna. |
| the goat here is probably a sttock ticker idk |
| He is probably the captain of the football team and handsome. I don’t know him but I already hate him. 😅😂 |
| I would've warshed my ass if I knew Clifford was coming over |
| This comment section is littered with Elon Musk haters. Their jealousy and envy sure does make them look ugly when they write it down for all to see. Elon Musk is a genius. His ideals and ambitions apparently too big for most. If the launch of Elon's Mars Booster Rocket into space and then its subsequent return to earth to land upright on a pad didn't wow you,you are hopeless. His plan to colonize Mars has the potential to outdistance all previous discovery in importance. His goal to mine astroids while in space for their rare metals has unlimited potential for producing wealth, but more importantly the advancements in technology and medicine that will improve everyone's lives. That's impressive and worth recognizing. |
| Why are you the 5th desk? Are there 4 others? I need to know. |
| What a gay day. |
| Rug pull courtesy walsh |
| On a blood red day like today, the shoe company turned AI who’s never been profitable is up 50%\n\nFuck off with this |
| Tbh I think this is the first trade I've ever made on pure dumbass euphoria.\n\n \nProbably won't be the last lol |
| puts for days |
| lol ok so he properly spooked the markets. Hopefully they can get a task force to take care of that |
| I must be doing something wrong because I'm up . 07 percent for the day... |
| U can make money with shitty stocks 🤦♂️elonretards |
| The stock looks bad. Hasn't sniffed it's ATH from 2007, but maybe there's more to it 🤷♂️ |
| "There will be rate hikes, but rest assured that it won't be nearly enough to fight inflation." |
| Not giving guidance just yet |
| What do you mean, I’m up big to- oh fuuuuck |
| broken cock cums twice a day |
| It was quite clearly encroachment, literally no arguing it lmao |
| Placed it right at market close |
| Where's the sound effect in this image,"faaaak" hahahahaha I don't profit either way anyway |
| Supreme Leader 🥭 was right, it’s not 300 billion, it’s 425 billion going to Iran for reparations. \n\nEven the treaty of Versailles was more gracious to the Weimar Republic, god damn son |
| Who dumped $ASTS wtf |
| You will rent forever and you will own nothing |
| Well then I should be up today |
| Dude was trash on every world cup so far |
| Remember dont get baited by the META MSFT dip |
| How is it up? |
| I haven’t slept properly for years ever since I chose Robinhood as my broker. Seeing the stock prices change 24/7 even when market is closed is very draining\n\nTime to switch to boring fidelity |
| >diversify when you can just choose the winners\n\nwhy didn't i think of that |
| Open portfolio. Cry. Go back to sleep. |
| We are seeing these fantasy accounts every day now |
| Good to hear. I'm happy for you. I just started, but I'm improving.\n\nI am self-employed, so I do give myself every morning until about 11:30 to trade. |
| i bet at least a few of ya'll cried a lil when you u realized jpow was not at the podium |
| Time to invade Cuba I guess |
| Reporting for duty, SIR! |
| what's it do, gimme some info |
| Sold as many puts on McCormick as I could at the 45.00 strike two months out. Now I’m out of powder . So I’ll chill over the long weekend going into earnings for this spicy company |
| Fuck that VAR referee for calling that |
| I dont expect any of these stocks to make a 20% positive move in the next 2 weeks. MU i expect to be 1200-1250 at earnings |
| Maybe more tbh |
| BTW If you didnt ubderstand the joke is because you are a tard |
| 💀 |
| Lmfao |
| how do you know it wasnt trump TACOing |
| Yeah we get -5% on spy next rate hike judging by today |
| I knew it was gonna be shit when the dude walked in with a blue tie that looked like he got from macys. |
| First start with a small loan of a million dollars |
| Hi John |
| Are we bearish or bullish that Trump is going to spank Warsh tonight? |
| i think that article about openai burning billions compared to their profit margin is going to kick off the collapse of the bubble. creditors and investors are starting to realize the current implementations are not sustainable without constant huge influx of cash |
| went up 100% got greedy and ended -90% on the day I think I’m regarded |
| Bot ass response. |
| follow that direction on ur phone, it will take u right place |
| Nothing really interesting happened with MU today, it recovered a little after Tuesday's dump |
| YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO YELL "GREEN BITCHES!!!!!!!!" |
| after hours pls fix |
| Banbet it or gtfo |
| It doesn't work on whatever app I have |
| What is up trillionaires? 🤣 I think is safe to say that the market can crush now because the bagholders bought SPCIX or whatever |
| This point has been parroted all week this is at least the 17th time I've read almost this exact post verbatim. SpaceX market cap is certainly going to be 6.5 trillion in a few weeks! |
| SOXL n cheeeeeeel |
| https://preview.redd.it/lm8cr9suhw7h1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b114e541fb146f6abbde1677335edee0a23db9a |
| Well it can’t be worse than today right? |
| # Wen this Warsh guy is fired? Frens? LMAO🤌 |
| MSFT is like ulysses sirens for tards |
| wen isn't |
| Kane is inevitable |
| What happened to MSFT now? Why is it up so much? |
| lol |
| Hoping so, placed 1DTE SPY calls at $748 |
| High level gambling |
| SPCX bers mocking the dip made us all pay for their sins with a sweeping Warsh strike |
| https://preview.redd.it/axqiiizshw7h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87c9ca30884b55c28bf16624222850cdfcde9026 |
| I loaded up on spy 6/22 750 c |
| https://preview.redd.it/fnj54v3shw7h1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=99349129f3c44a56a2d9db09452b8730e1ffc878\n\n |
| Aka a cleanse. |
| At most it's hitting $210. Might see $180 tomorrow. |
| Annnnd it's gone |
| Kevin Washed. |
| A lot. |
| Looks like rate hikes are back on the menu boys\n\nPerfect timing while I’m goddamn house shopping |
| Ber trap |
| Idk man. Chatgpt told me the report was hawkish. I was too lazy to read it myself. 😆 |
| Can we get a new ticker named $JPOW and put all our monies in that instead |
| Only time I go short is when I’m going long on an inverse |
| Avoid options and single stocks in the future. Stick to VT (every publically traded company on earth) or VOO/VTI and DCA like a grandpa. If that somhow hits $0, then the world is literally ending and poverty dosn't matter anymore. |
| Wait until those lockups end and there’s more than 555M shares to trade. It’s staggered but when only 4-5% of the eventual float is out there, gonna be a series of small rug pulls over the next year.\n\nCongrats on the new bag. |
| Literally nothing changed, besides us projecting to outgrow all the major economies |
| Good, just placed SPY 748 1DTE calls today |
| $203 tomorrow, at best |
| Fuck you, Kevin. #NotMyFedChair |
| Asia is going to get real tired of carrying us and then having the Amerifats throw the game last minute. |
| For real such a joke |
| HOOD single handedly saved my port today |
| Best one, lmao |
| Deport this man |
| VYX because congress guy bought it |
| Seriously a good decision for 20 years straight. |
| TLRY, not even its mom wants it. |
| Because the new fed is a fed |
| 🤦🏼♂️ |
| I want to say buy the rumour sell the news, but I don't really have a clue mate |
| Loss for ants |
| bruh penalties are ruining this game. |
| anyone been using the hidden radio thing? Any requests for refinement? |
| At least a rate hike is now priced in. Until they actually hike it |
| Keeping my high hopes |
| He has to change the definition of inflation first, then cut rates. |
| Sucks man. This MF is about to send us into a 2022 style bear market, likely compounding with the AI bubble bursting post-IPOs and SaaS nose diving. Probably a ways to go. |
| 🚀 |
| Do stocks on down trends just HAVE to drill to infinity? Like why is Adobe worth less than 200 when it was worth 600 like 2 years ago ? |
| DXY looking like it's ready to breakout of it's 1 year range here. 7th times the charm right? |
| I think banbets are broken lol. No response on the last 2 I tried to place |
| My move for tomorrow will be to see what direction the market takes and trade that |
| He is still on the board, just not the chair anymore |
| Probably hitting 135 lol |
| And you believed them? |
| I'm already ready to buy 0 DTE calls tomorrow how fucked up is that |
| I’d like a task force that doesn’t look at economic data please. How do we get that one? |
| I’m proud to announce that I will be heading the Wendy’s dumpster maintenance team of the task force. |
| Not a bot lmfao what |
| if you're a baby maybe lol that isn't even a blip when you zoom out. |
| Friendly reminder that you are allowed to go short |
| Does this mean stock do up tomorrow? |
| Bag 7 are down like a trillion dollars today |
| You were always gay you’re just now a bear too |
| That's... not how this works. Fund allocations are based on the float. |
| Meta bulls on life support here |
| "investing" |
| Too many short positions. Needs to balance before the rip |
| We will see SPX 7000 before 7600 |
| No it's going to 0 |
| Kaneeee 🏴🏴🏴 |
| We’re so fucking cooked. Fuck. |
| $200m or $200? If you needed to get back to even you can make $200 with 4 blowies in 15 min behind the Wendy’s dumpster |
| Yup |
| GOAL |
| Bring back JPOW he would never |
| Claude is 110% lobotomized in copilot. I have copilot pro through work and Opus is retarded trying to navigate my sharepoint folders within copilot and errors out constantly. \n\nZero issues using Opus within claude code/co-work for the same task. |
| Actually, takes us back to May 17th. |
| 👁👄👁 |
| Sir please send the tweet that were replacing Warsh! |
| half the answers the press got from him were "There is a task force for that" and the other half were "As I said, I don't do forward guidance"\n\nSo.... idk. More hawkish than I think was expected. The talk of two hikes seems to have choked the market a bit |
| Expecting a recovery tomorrow? |
| Anybody know why did they give Kane another PK??? |
| So you started with 300k $ as college freshman? And decided to gamble it? I am sure you are getting laid too? I wish I was you |
| Yes |
| Imagine being super bearish, shorting Iran war. Except SPX keeps pumping. Then a deal happens, we pump. Happy days. The next day we dump. Then the day after? Full dump. \n\nThat is the market for you, a pure manipulated nonsensical market |
| I lost 5k like this last week |
| What was reason market tanked?\n\nThe meeting seemed good to me |
| I boggle |
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| >Allbirds (BIRD) stock is up more than 50% on Wednesday as it continues its pivot from a sustainable sneaker business to an artificial intelligence company.\n\nSometimes you read headlines like this and wonder if it's all a fever dream |
| if not, then just keep buying. more dip = more buy. trust me, im a part-time fractional shares trader. |
| Too late warsh |
| I am almost certain that tmr is going to be a green day |
| they've been saying that for like 3 years lmao |
| IWM is too stupid to know how or when it should move. And so are the people who buy IWM options… like me |
| If you start investing since Covid crash, you are a failure if you don't have $1B after taxes now. |
| That 1 chemical chain makes all the difference |
| Everyone says that Strattera treats the symptoms pretty well, it just comes with weird side effects |
| Best I can do is sideways |
| Wen 🥭 crashout |
| Intel did surprisingly well today. Of course it’s the least amount of my holding inventory. Fuck. |
| did you look at the fuzzy panda report |
| Ain’t much but it’s honest work |
| I was holding msft and meta. Didn’t think it’d go this low |
| Dudee this idea is valid but the price, how do you get there |
| Deport the English team! |
| Continuing to hold my micronpenis and my WDCX going into MU earnings |
| Made $98.06..... |
| That’s all? |
| I know how you feel. A few months back I had a hunch and bought a ton of 0dte puts at market open. Market was up bigly around midday, so decided to sell at a loss (at around 30 cents per contract). At the end of the trading day, those puts were in the money and worth about 12 bucks per contract. I would have made hundreds of thousands if I held |
| Pray. |
| Algo Sell-off |
| Bot |
| Maybe Iran should have held out longer. We might have given them a nuke in another sixty days. |
| being up 0.29% today and all cash feels like hitting the jackpot |
| How much is going to taxes? You’re a student so hopefully it’s not something exorbitant |
| That you Alex? |
| alright fire kevin warsh NEXT MAN UP |
| What a kangaroo ride today was 😂 |
| Yea, that sucked |
| Big if true |
| Was dumb and decided not to sell now have to wait to get a decent profit. Not looking good! |
| Because you're retarded |
| Oh no!\nAnyways, where is the next stock I can lose all my money on? |
| Where did u hear this? I head rate hikes were looking like a possibility which people weren’t expecting |
| My puts got washed out 🧼🧽🫧🛀💦💦 |
| NOW is looking juicy for 9/18c $100 strike, hm.... |
| RETAKE |
| Yiiiiikes |
| Needed that dip to get back in.. thanks bers |
| Its coming home my ass lmao! |
| And maybe a mouth guard. |
| Why did he say efficient like he meant correction 😡 |
| Gives avoidant corporate speak to every question |
| 1/10 for Tesla 1/20 for spacex |
| Could use a nice “good afternoon” rn |
| My spy put paid. Instead of being down 200, I am even. |
| Why do I always try to fight the trend!!! |
| Why not buy after the lockout is over lol. This is dumb. |
| Wishy warshy didn't plot a dot for fear of pissing off daddy |
| You won't know till you try |
| I've also lost over 1.5-1.6k since last Friday, but I still have gains from last week overall. Like you said, easy come, easy go 🙏 |
| And they both the biggest holdings in my port |
| Trading is best during volatile times |
| There have been plenty of FOMC days where it rockets up 1-2% so it’s a toss up |
| maybe they're both making it a win/win |
| Mag 7 stocks on record sale |
| Arkady Volokh heard that Marvell was going to be the next $1T company and took that personally |
| I'm excited I've finally made it to the 2% |
| There will be no sleep for me tonight - Ronnie millsap |
| Did u consider selling? |
| When is trump gonna call Warsh |
| The volume on SPCX is insane, which suggests many retailers liquidated other holdings to be in SPCX. |
| Imagine all of that happening without a fake peace deal. |
| Buy 2, let 1 run. No reagrets |
| You know they won't right? |
| Do we think SPCX breaks $200 tomorrow? |
| By definition bears win 1% of the time. Otherwise there wouldn’t be a stock market in the first place. They were also 2-145 in 2008. |
| Don’t do it u will regret it |
| Oy mate nice knife you got there |
| No thanks, green is my favorite color |
| President sleepy don promised us lower rates |
| why the fuck didn't I just gamble on 0dte puts before all that shit |
| ask the task force |
| Before I decide if that’s hot or not are you a dude or a chick |
| Wtf just happened |
| have you considered meth? |
| Fkn hate it when one days wipes out weeks of gain. Bullshit market |
| Just rock yourself to sleep tonight saying "Hold me, baby jeebus" |
| What better stock is there to focus on right now? |
| Extremely strange to see SPY down 1.25% , NQD down .99% and IWM down only .75%, especially considering IWM is most rate hike sensitive.\n\nUsually SPY down the least and IWM and NDQ are much farther down and NDQ usually at least 2x as much as IWM |
| Are you my coworker? |
| SPY 750 7DTE |
| Now that MM made tons of money from calls...they gonna destroy puts next... |
| Shame |
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| Waity Warsh should be QUICK to CUT to a beautiful low interest rate! |
| Pivot line for SPY support was at 741.38. Closed below that, could get real ugly at market open. |
| SAVED |
| Daily’s ? |
| Bad bot |
| Got wrecked, glad theyre longs |
| Everyone in here knows you're gay but this is the first time we knows you're a bear. |
| Not get fk'd |
| Why did he say efficient like he meant correction 😡 |
| You can't spell Kevin Warsh without H-A-W-K |
| I know it's a meme, but but enough people think about this. The market is likely the world's largest automated algorithm. |
| made money on SPCX flipping shares day 1 and 2. Immediately burned it to the ground on 215Cs for tmrw. \n\nDeserved, honestly. |
| Didn’t get to watch this new guy yet. How is he besides an asshole for destroying my calls? |
| Went from -700 to -25 to -700. I actually quit investing. It’s clear I’m bad at this. |
| Kane lmfaoooo |
| Spacex free 🍁 |
| Quad witching tomorrow will put a spell on your calls\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6can1ds7hw7h1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff83073ab55c04ce47049e1eed3fe871524c430f\n\n |
| Can this task force turn my port from red to green please |
| dude got a CONCEPT OF A TASK FORCE |
| My bootyhole is bigger now |
| Nobody here watches gay football |
| Haha Americans lost another war |
| WDAY/NOW/MSFT 🙃 |
| Idk i bought 10k worth of shares today lowkey cooked |
| Well you \*did\* have a lot of money lol |
| Warsh: let me break that down into pieces\n\ni didnt think he meant he'd shatter the market into pieces |
| Penalty to INGERLAND |
| What's the problem, if they're wrong and you're confident then just buy the hell out of it |
| That was your first mistake. Meta fucking sucks. \n\nDon’t touch meta or msft ever ever ever in your life bro. Literally never. |
| I'd right about when you screenshot it is/was a good time to sell 🤔 |
| I think you're going to find out "infinity" is not how much liquidity there is and there's not going to be any warning when it dries up, just a gap down that's going to be felt by everyone everywhere. 🤷♂️\n\nGood luck trader! |
| So this is overreaction? Why did metals fall though |
| Get bak in yer den ber |
| Apparently it’s more complicated than that, as many funds are float adjusted weightings\n\nStill, it’s extra buyers that weren’t there previously |
| Expiring worthless 😎 |
| "Phase 2" this is a MOU. Based on what has been said its a pay for performance deal so they have $30BB in frozen assets they only get back piece meal if they make progress on, well they are not going to change a dam thing and then they will bomb them again in a few months or next year.\n\nMain thing is hes going to remove sanctions on Iran to sell oil and refuel hezbollah and hamas as well as their own rockets and what ever nice presents china and russia will send them before its obvious they did not stick to the deal or blame breaking the deal on Israel. \n\nTLDR Oil prices will come down but likely not in time to save Trump at mid terms. Early next year once Iran and proxies are rearmed they will attack Israel and restart the war. |
| It wasn't fun, then it was. |
| lol |
| I was told I would be penalized if I sold before 30 days of the ipo |
| "They" are secretly stealing my money. |
| Ok yeah that was stupid, as predicted! |
| Mine expire end of next week. Hoping for lil pump tmw. |
| I would trade so much better if I had this undiagnosed ADD fixed, but there’s also an adderall shortage. |
| World doesn’t revolve around MU |
| Strongly worded tweet and tariffs on hawks |
| Let’s hope |
| https://preview.redd.it/v9wakur3hw7h1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d8d0c32897929c5466533364bcf79fce4f0c8c2\n\n |
| Can we get a task force on whatever the fuck Walsh just did to the market |
| My puts got sold and when I needed them they were no more |
| My dumb ass looking at how cheap MSFT calls are |
| These gains were promised to me 2000 years ago |
| Went from down $100 to up $900 and closed up $200. A trailing stop limit would have done me well today if I would have used one. |
| just checked my port since open, up 5k today lol |
| ok ok hear me out... calls. |
| there’s only one right answer.. which is it 🔫 |
| England gifted a goal, a bunch of wankers. |
| warsh had puts 😔 |
| Bols thot ATH |
| Yeah account is dead. Luckily, everything I lost was profit from just last week. Easy come easy go. Not like I had blood, sweat, and tears into the $ |
| When you are happy with your 30% 0dte scalp but then it closes up 600% 🙃 |
| That sounds awful ngl |
| Damn |
| Bers in bols clothing |
| Their retirement accounts can go from -99.7% to -98% |
| Buying just about everything the small bitch hands let go of in the last 10 minutes 😂😂 |
| Wait till you realize the E in P/E was highly inflated. |
| >Been a bear for months **loosing** thousands.\n\nlosing...jfc is english really that fucking hard... |
| **#notmyfedchair** |
| Mango flopped. |
| SPCX will need to be bought by all funds that track NDX by next week. Only problem is that just 5% of the float is actively being traded. There are not enough shares on the market for all the funds to by. This should lead to a nice squeeze, likely $500 minimum by July. 🕺 |
| Dang it, don't you just love selling early before it dips further |
| Bro I went from up 1.7% portfolio to -.8%. In 30 minutes. What the FKKKKK |
| Even warshs sensai who taught him everything he knows recently said “ya that guys a fucking retard” lmao |
| Some of the fed members suggested a rate hike by EOY. The market did not expect that. It's probably an overreaction tho |
| People's ports got Warshed away |
| Asians bring spy back to 746 tonight. |
| Hurry bers are sleep pamp it!!! |
| No crying |
| Picked up 2 SPCX $215 calls 0DTE knowing Kramer has already cursed the stock so maybe we will get a mercy pump tomorrow? Prolly will tank so you guys are welcome 🙏 |
| Did you at least sell CC??? |
| Sold mine for NVDA |
| \*"Wouldn't have", you illiterate fuck |
| Do we think that’s more a result of warsh’s lack of any guidance and reduced clarity in his comments? |