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| Looking at stocks as “boring” or not sounds like a good way to lose money |
| No, we've already been fuked, someone else's turn |
| If you still have a job then congrats, that is your jobs report. |
| Very possible. 50k in just need a 100% pump ... easy |
| POET |
| I bought SQQQ at end of day yesterday. I thought we’d be lower |
| CNN has been in his pocket since before the election -- we're not stupid. \n\nCNN has no self-awareness lol. |
| #It’s only money |
| Joe Kernan is such an a s s hole |
| Not looking so good? |
| My man, just joking, cheer up! \nThe market is already fucking me good, can you please just smile and loose money like the rest of us? |
| My spx calls and puts got fkd by Jeremy, so I need to make another donation to the casino for next week |
| The same way it does its own stock. It promised money it doesn’t have to both Oracle shareholders and WB shareholders 📉 |
| I used to use Oracle a lot for work. That’s the most dog shit 90’s looking shit I’ve ever seen and I hated it. |
| Don’t forget to bleach your assholes bears. See you at Wendy’s. |
| Then buys UNH and more than that dips his toe in big tech, buying GOOGL |
| Are you telling me that OAI will not give every tech companies 300B$ after all? |
| Damn that’s an m3 |
| They’ve been getting fucked for 3 months now |
| Yeah. I was really hoping for a proper dip to scoop up. Guess that's what everyone is thinking and why we can't actually dip |
| my voicemail password: 42069 |
| Word on the street is that people still don't understand what ORCL does |
| Last earnings was also way overdone. Went from 240 to 340.\n\nThis stock was 120 in April. Oracle be wild |
| We used to care about JPOW’s tools |
| NFLX gonna ruin my life |
| Munich is a cold soulless city |
| soon...monopoly isnt just a game anymore. |
| Berkshire Hathaway has been a seller for the last 12-13 quarters straight, representing a bearish attitude while keeping its mouth shut. |
| Good. Let them come. |
| Why are you confident in that |
| **THIS IS IT! I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS IT!** |
| It always rebounds! Or trades flat moments later . Like ain’t nothing but a normal day, normal tweet. I ain’t see no loses just holding or even volume trading . \n\nNews don’t exist in my house . I get my news from here and even still, it’s a lot of nonsense . Lmao not sure what I expected from Reddit but this shet use to be less political and news heavy. |
| Had a dream that I was laid off\n\nBullish |
| When would netflix buy WSB? |
| Michael saylor and Larry Ellison have a baby - you get the Susan dell |
| It's a styling issue , those light color brows ain't working |
| Didn't they just announce a $250 Million ATM equity offering? |
| Rotating into joe momma |
| Y’all ever see that guy that walks through the Florida Everglades and like just picks up snakes and basically walks up to fucking alligators I just saw a video of him walking up to a panther. Honestly I gotta say so surprised he’s not dead yet. |
| There any data today ? |
| this will only happen when you stop envisioning the end result of perfection and fantasy and start thinking of it like a non emotional robotic game that is purely process and zero fantasy. \n\nI think the best chess players in the world truly enjoy reading about it, practicing in simulations, adopting strategies and styles, practicing in low stakes simulations for months or years \n\nThey don’t envision the trophies or prize money, they truly just autistically love the game of chess and would probably be playing it even if there was no prize money at all \n\nJust my 2 cents |
| $LYFT rejected $25 and hasn't looked back.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1w91idjxtk6g1.png?width=3903&format=png&auto=webp&s=7cd31dd2f42dd4e89d43e4868ca82846a19b3145 |
| Bul may be drastically overstating the size of their PP, according to fed chair JPOW |
| One of the only earnings calls I ever listened to was SMCI back in 2024 after the big drop — some dude definitely farted |
| My 0dte calls didn’t last 2 days. Why did yours last 3 days? |
| Sold a bunch of FDs on spy yesterday before close. As long as it closes today above 600, we golden |
| Inverse self to make money. Inverse self to make money. Stay tuned on if I do it |
| Employ yourself. Boom problem solved |
| Please no, this stock has been shit all year |
| Mexico has its own populism going on right now. Sure they don’t want to piss off Trump but China’s trade practices hurt them too.\n\nThe more countries tariff China, the more they have to dump in other markets to grow their exports. This is happening in the EU too. \n\nCould be an interesting domino effect. |
| It's obvious you're not drowning in the k shape like we are. You're just like Trump calling affordability crisis a "hoax". \n\n\nSoon it'll be so bad parasites of society like you won't even be able to hide it. You'll see. |
| Tell that to Ariana Grande |
| Oracle RPO numbers are wild |
| It’s waiting for you to buy |
| NFLX |
| I’ll bring the half slice pizza . 1 for each person. |
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| Yeah.. alternatives.. like cash in other people's banks. We're so fucked. |
| zoom out |
| doomerism is fun. joyful even. \n\nso nice to see it over and over and over again |
| Amzn holders |
| Don’t know how to take this. Either would be phenomenal. |
| 4 more mins |
| Why stonk go down. I thought stonk only go up |
| This is Reddit, not an office party |
| The art of the deal. |
| They already pumped it past fair value, but they can still easily double it from $3. Maybe more. I'm in before the pump but I'm jumping in on the hype even more |
| corn hanging by a thread |
| I figured green by close not open\n\nHaha bears |
| When you are a hammer, everything looks like a nail. |
| right fucking here |
| Thanks, didn’t know that. Then how do you explain stock prices? |
| When the Supreme Court takes tariffs away companies will be able to hire again\n\nThe Fed won’t be able to raise rates to tame inflation again |
| 😂 how many times we hear this nonsense just to trade flat or rebound an hour later . Like common , it’s just a normal day.\n\nI’d rather play volumes than news any day. |
| The best I can do is life-changing weight gain |
| It’s awesome |
| Hit earnings but due to one off and on top of that ugly guidance |
| I believe its greed and it will come back mindset |
| RGTI |
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| I’m well aware. Also there’s private schools without them but parents don’t put their kids on the bus anymore and it’s crazy |
| META = dogshit |
| your mom? |
| Looks like it could go to $100\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vdie92ejtk6g1.png?width=3903&format=png&auto=webp&s=eca32f2d7b0f41534e6cf02b6d3cb2aa4cff35b4 |
| META holders are still fucked |
| At least the Brazilian Real stays stable or sometimes even appreciates in value, so your returns mean something. It could break of course, but that hasn't happened yet. \n\nBut seeing India at #2 is hilarious, you may as well set your money on fire. |
| If you want it, go get it. It's what WSB is all about |
| Silver is experiencing a supply deficit, “squeeze” or structural shortage. \n\nChina spot prices are higher than the wests spot price, and India revalued silver to gold 10:1 locally.\n\nThere is arbitrage happening, shorts (banks who sell futures) being held to their obligations to deliver silver, edit: (opposed to settling in cash) along with retail participating in the supply shortage by scooping up physical and exacerbating the volatility.\n\nGold is behaving normally. Silver is being scooped up like there’s no tomorrow and the coming contracts leading up to March will likely continue the madness |
| Medical bills are optional |
| You’re delusional the entire fucking stock market isn’t comparable to BTC |
| RGTZ |
| MTO, Golden Dome/Shield, SDA Tranche 3, Mynaric closing -- plenty of non Neutron initiatives coming down the pipeline within weeks |
| bers look like literal shit |
| Yeah who gives a shit about rates and tariffs. Have zero impacts on my 0DTEs on random tickers anyway. |
| if we go by the experts here we have been doomed since trump took office |
| I wish I was his type of poor |
| Roomba cleaning up my port |
| We haven’t moved an inch hardly in like a month. Yet , I hear of the end of days with every single speech or data release. \n\n90%+ of the things worried about in this thread have zero effect on the market . \n\nNot saying everything said and done dosnt have an effect, but god dam, that’s all we focus on now. Never use to be like this . |
| This market has gone from Sydney Sweeny to Livvy Dunne. |
| So First META holders got fucked, then MSFT holders. Now ORCL holders.\n\nBets on who's next? |
| Because offer/demand is more asymetrical than for gold... Silver a double value : hedge vs fiat $ and essentiel commodity to AI/robots/space industries\n\nThin reserves, supply constrained... Overevalued yes but it's not going to reverse soon and big $ capex need it. |
| You can always be thinner .. look better |
| I believe so! I just always have an exit plan! |
| Whats the price target? |
| Puts in your puts. COST for the cheap chicken! |
| How would that effect the WB deal? |
| So much this so many times. History proves this just zoom out. |
| market pumps and dumps on a tweet. how can you not pay attention to that stuff? |
| Braaiinns |
| Friday\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3p93cnr9tk6g1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05fae6046544461ae249fa5fb2d21578287264e1 |
| #### some of you guys are **PEPEGA 🤡** and you should know that |
| Ok just wait and see |
| Yeah people said the same about btc never going under 100k again. Just wait and see. |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 500.0 before 14-Dec-2025 07:37 AM -05 |
| Go with Rigetti... instant regretti |
| !banbet visualmods' being alive 1d |
| Yea that makes sense. Leaves timing open for either I guess depending how getting it there goes |
| Bulls are delulu |
| Just dropping the facade |
| I’ve wrecked myself with risk mgmt. No more of that shit.. CALLS! |
| Oracle missed earnings + growing concerns about AI debt. |
| I'd say you get used to it but you don't. |
| Now I want spaghetti 😞 |
| No where until they can actually fucking land |
| Ok just wait and see for yourself. Mark my post though. |
| I think they're recognizing that the candle is burning from both ends. They're saying they'd rather have a poorly functioning economy than a completely broken one. |
| Jobless claims will do the remainder of saving the market that needs to occur |
| I was definitely expecting to wake up to a bloodbath |
| Money rotating into tech, guess they know something we don’t |
| 🎶Santa baby, I've been an awfully good boy 🎶 |
| Because a lot do get free healthcare, I mean how may fat people you see on Medicaid,, the answer is a lot |
| Human bias |
| Never too late to be their exit strategy |
| This is what I like to hear! All I'm reading from this is we're off to the races |
| Lmao so they scared us last night just to ruin our sleep? |
| For good reason |
| “We will be taking a 10% stake in oracle”- trump, probably |
| Why do I feel like we are all getting rugged back to the stone age today? |
| Maybe Oracle is tanking because it’s an insanely uninteresting stock and no1 likes the Ellisons? |
| Last night “the fall was starting” according to the experts in here |
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| still plenty of day. it got rejected at pivot..so we can still see more downside |
| If it's less than an inch I think you have to use those weird European measurements. |
| Is there anything new happening? Are stocks like Oracle crashing for a reason? Is it just general negative sentiment regarding tech stocks all of a sudden? |
| "We are aiming to get Neutron to the pad in Q1 next year if all goes well, with the first launch thereafter." from the earnings call transcript. I read this as Q2 2026 launch as else they would have explicitly stated launch in Q1 |
| might sell puts |
| SPY DOESNT REALIZE IT- WATCH OUT WATCH OUT RKO |
| We are waiting to see what Japan does with rates |
| bers lmao |
| Woo |
| This thread was more fun last night with the doomer posts, now we just get gay bulls commenting |
| Russel on max |
| u see any options lol |
| Puts on this guy - it’s almost like these political retards effect the market and they’re discussed cuz of it |
| it dipped on low volume..real deal at open |
| NVDA is setting the standards the past few days |
| cash secured puts.... thank me later |
| Fortunately, I didn't buy ORCL |
| Oh, ok, the evidence for hyperinflation is the unsubstantiated accusation of understatement, and an insult. \n \n#LMAO 🤌 |
| I had a great summer chowing down on spaghetti. Now I'm back for Christmas |
| Oracle to 100 by eod |
| Woke up to immeasurable disappointment. |
| which stock to trade now? |
| Finally somebody who gets it |
| r/FIRE |
| Spy is such a bargain at 685 it was like 689 yesterday |
| I liquidate myself every morning alright |
| Economic data is for pussies |
| Because it is for the lower part of the k |
| 10 years a man keeps praying to win the lottery and then questions god on his unfortune \n\nfinally god replies, it would help if you actually bought a ticket |
| Nah, only 10% of my port is options. |
| Effing ORCL. Way to show up late to the party and throw up all over all of us. Dick move. |
| Yes got in a few days away and it is flirting with the 200 sma on the 1 hour chart\n\nIf it fails that I will cut my losses and if it doesn't, we are off to the races |
| Got dicked |
| I want that $10 banana |
| Where them cocky bears at today |
| Puts on WSB. This sub is almost more political now than regarded. \n\nBring back DD’s on stocks, not JPow , economic data , and 🥭.\n\nWdf happened, starting to feel like a news outlet in here with a bunch of opinionated keyboard warriors. |
| Just a quick little 1000pt dump n pump on the Nasdaq nothing to see here |
| low key just do a career change, unless you tied down with a hoe |
| Sensei hes spouken, we muzt oubey |
| Hey he could do that in a day |
| Yeah lmao funny reading the comments as if this is bad for investors. We are so fucking back, buy everything lmao |
| Besides the fact that the Ellisons want to turn CNN into OANN. |
| Yea but you live in a gulag. |
| Learn karate so your boss respects you 🫡 |
| I hope so, this needs to stop |
| being out of controllably wiggly |
| I already did captain |
| I give an irish salute to anyone who bought oracle a couple months ago |
| No. Absolutely not. |
| Yea I have no idea people were saying I'm promoting but just actually curious |
| Bers came out to post at night lmao |
| Dang what kind of alien invasion event are you expecting? haha |
| only -1% more to go |
| FML 🤦♂️ |
| Yeah, sure they will |
| I just wanna see ORCL at 189 at open |
| You dont have to call me out like that |
| Spaghetti? Haven’t had it in over a year |
| Please no |
| A government of all the crooks |
| All those headlines had me convinced he was richer for longer |
| 🤑 |
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| buying more MRNA today. short squeeze soon |
| Is anyone else in with Rigetti? Feeling a christmas pump coming |
| If you’re not buying dips with me, I can only assume you’re buying dips against me. |
| 🫵🏻 all gonna get liquidated one day. |
| Nah nut lick never shuts up |
| You’d lose it in a week |
| I sold my WBD calls at the top it seems 😤 |
| You already have a bet going - ORCL to 190.01 before 16-Dec-2025 05:43 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Cuz recovery also priced in |
| Can Lutnick just stfu already |
| Sooo...calls? |
| Yo why do Americans eat like their healthcare is free? |
| oracle is r/sounding the alarm |
| Really?\n\nI honestly thought he lasted longer\n\nEither way, he most certainly isn't close anymore |
| Worth it |
| You're a fucking parasite.\n\nNot only is inflation understated, we're reaching for the printer faster and faster while Europe is shrinking balance sheet and trying to be sustainable balancing their budget.\n\nThis only ends one way. It never fucking works no matter how many snakes try to claim otherwise and hide it the worsening affordability crisis. |
| Oh fuck 🤣🤣 |
| you should ask them if they’ve ever said “thank you” |
| This guy rocketlabs |
| They already run for office. When you see that hundreds of politicians are killed every year that's exactly what's happening. It's cartels killing other cartel members that are running for office. \n\nThe extent to which people who aren't in the game are left alone i have no idea about. My knowledge of that is pretty much restricted to The Wire, so a fictionalised version of Baltimore. |
| Nice. Increased my position 20% between $40-$50 |
| Last night was just a prank bro |
| Only 30 more years bud |
| ORCL getting mercilessly fucked in the dick |
| Ber retardation is a sickness. |
| Stop selling |
| Santa might be coming first… |
| When will it be my turn for life changing gains? |
| max pain at 684 |
| Yeah its fkin annoying .... They moving that sht way to much after-hours then flat intraday |
| Mystery meat will contain humans again! |
| You would think people that are on here daily would realize this by now |
| flat as your mom |
| how's baby Ellison gonna afford WB's now that daddy's cooked 😔 |
| https://preview.redd.it/sf2l9cirrk6g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8d7e1b37cfb9a7ecae1c011000596866aa0a630\n\nzher wil b no moar bers af-za tsuday |
| oh that's not good |
| Mad max but for banks\n\n-Bessent |
| You’re probably actually coping after thinking the market was going to be -1.5% |
| What?! That was an instant classic. MODS |
| This is beautiful lol |
| I wonder when we saw this lol |
| I stayed up all night but that wasn’t the driver |
| “You’re absolutely right…” |
| Monetary policy movements have long lags. Look at a chart. Don’t believe the doomers |
| God last thing I want to do is go to my thankless job and deal with the shitheads there. Can’t believe I’m gonna have to do this until they throw dirt on my box or to incinerator I go |
| Mods really said "nope" to whatever chaos was brewing here lmao |
| "WSB user discovers how options work. Details at 11." |
| Oh I’m sure that will be a really good idea 👀 |
| Dude is just linking a bunch of shit scam subs to this\n\nGet the fuck our of here with this pump shit |
| Yes because inflation causes **prices in general** to go up (including stocks), hence it is really retarded to be a bear and buy puts in an inflationary environment, becase even if its only on paper, the value of stocks still rise, and higher numbers fuck your puts in the ass |
| Ah don't worry about it. Make it 15 |
| It was actually just, like, a day |
| This is just a completley uneducated regurgitation of talking points you’ve heard from perma-bears. We have so many tailwinds coming up and a healthy pullback in tech right now. Next year has a ton of upside and fundamentals haven’t really been stronger. \n\nCalls |
| Neutron launch is Q1 I think |
| Fake pump and dump. Today will be flat as usual |
| 50 day sma was ~669. It closed below that so it was a sell. It appears there is support around ~640. If it can hold and close above, it has a chance to continue higher. If not, we may retest the 585 area. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ysaby8hlrk6g1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd1baeb987eb546ccd84e399ff17d8901bfa303e |
| Ellison promising revenue from 10 years in the future to become world’s richest man, \n\nWhere have we seen that before 🤔 |
| Small caps strong af yo, Russell basically green |
| New ATH is coming within 9 days. The prophecy has been foretold. |
| 3 days. |
| Orcle at prices not seen since….November!!! |
| CCCCOOOOIIINNNN |
| *Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent is proposing a major change in the approach to how the government approaches financial regulation and stability. Whereas the agency’s focus had been tightening regulations and oversight of the institutions it oversees, the new approach will switch that, and push for looser regulation and a freer approach*. -CNBC |
| *Wake up at 7:30am*\n\n*Have a relaxing breakfast with the fam*\n\n*Cycle 15 mins to work*\n\n*No fentanyl zombies to be seen anywhere*\n\n*Have a 1 hour lunch break*\n\n*Stop at 5pm sharp*\n\n*Enjoy another day of paid parental leave tomorrow*\n\nOooh life is hard as a europoor |
| nope |
| The instant I posted this RDW had a red dildo -4% in pre market, which one of you is inversing me |
| Good to see you have no basis for that price 👍🏼 |
| You remember that glitch where ORCL dropped 13% |
| I understand this is a serious financial meme space, but I heard about this and thought, ok, mortgage rates will drop. Am I wrong? |
| I hear people say the prices are the same... Absolutely not, on average much cheaper at Costco. I own a business that goes through a variety of goods and Costco is the cheapest, we do the math |
| Orcl wiped from existence\n\nSorry ai but you are gone |
| cope |
| Every other retailer that has had their earnings this quarter went up like 30%, and you want to bet against Lulu after it's down 52% on a year where it has grown earnings each quarter? The same quarter where black Friday reports stated that Lulu was one of the busiest stores by a long shot? (Due to aggressive sales admittedly).\n\nWild bet to make ngl\n\nMeanwhile Costco is insanely overvalued and has no positive catalysts\n\nPuts on this man's decision making skills |
| Speech highlights tariffs concerns a ton. If AI is meant to increase productivity, US to become more selective on immigration - how does reducing cost of capital lead to more employment?\n\nIf I have a business that is seeing revenue declines due to American consumers cutting back, costs increase due to tariffs - even if I could borrow at 1% and hire 5 more people, it really doesn’t help me make more money… |
| Its climbed from 681 back to 685 overnight, green by open |
| Yeah it sucks, but we are not alone bro |
| Thought these were graham Stephan thumbnails for a sec👀 |
| So the Oracle fella was the richest man alive for all of 6 months haha |
| Yall are weak 🤣, kangaroo/consolidation into a major leg higher. Nothings popped other than retails weak ass resolve, fed just started QE and yall are talking about its over |
| Is the dark pool in the room with us now? |
| What numbers |
| Guys we have quantitative easing now sell offs don’t last anymore |
| AYE YO LOOK AT THIS RETARD GETTING BANNED DEFINITELY COULDNT BE ME 👀 |
| 8 am is when overnight trades hit the books, that's why you see everything go haywire, happens every M-F |
| Buy...\n\nHodl...\n\nBuy... |
| All this BEEF talk reminded me of “Where’s the beef?” in elementary school. If you didn’t have beef in your burger at lunch they gave you a prize |
| So drill a month after earnings? I'm okay with that |
| That will never happen |
| Genie: “Your wish is granted. Oracle now has pissed away a fortune with nothing to show for it” |
| It just keeps dropping. |
| Laid off in April. HR/middle management. I’m cooked. |
| Should be open to regards.. 😂 |
| Reins |
| All in Dogecoin |
| people with dentures where the teeth make a straight line look weird |
| What happened to that chow chow post? |
| This is America not Japan Big Hoss |
| Everything will be turning green shortly |
| I really tried giving corn a fair chance but its really worthless. Lesson learned |
| Thanks I hope too as well |
| # TIME TO MANIFEST |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/justlosinmoney made a bet that SPY would go to 675.0 within **1 day** when it was 682.564 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 26 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Huge lmao at people losing their minds after a -0.33% drop off ATH. You mother fuckers need to touch grass BAD |
| RDDT 267 |
| That means it’s close |
| Agreed |
| Fuck off bot\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/eB6qcAG0lT |
| Candles are coming back |
| Apple going to be green today somehow |
| Me too, try to use your time effectively. Even if that includes acquiring some new skills. |
| Give oracle the meta treatment |
| How many of you degens stayed up all night fretting only for the market to almost fully recover? |
| The value of an AI company is discounted by the amount expended inside the grand circle jerk. |
| He's only adding to the stats for about another 50 days and then he will no longer matter, though. |
| Yeah I hope you make some decent returns on investing man shit feels unstable out there |
| This actually is the great depression 2.0. \n\nHyperinflation is just so bad that it makes the market look like its going up. |
| You are the one being dishonest. The US definitively not ignore inflation, and there are absolutely no signs of hyperinflation coming |
| whos buying NXDR |
| Dentata! |
| everyone here was in ORCL calls 😂😭 |
| Like Japan? 😀 |
| what happened? |
| LMAO |
| Wha happened |
| Hope you sold after the foMC pop |
| Going full cash before opening |
| Yup, I think when everyday item prices continue to rise, eventually people will start going to wholesale stores. Why pay 2x the price for paper towels? |
| Whatever keeps the gravy train rolling works for me |
| 20 minutes until we get the numbers to back up a pre written narrative |
| Im sucking some cock if it hits 22 |
| Someone that gets it short term easy way to make a bunch of money is just calls long-term. Get ready to sell everything and absolutely short the shit out of this market. |
| This is not news |
| lol. lmfao even |
| If Bulls think this is bad, wait until things drop 50% more and don’t return to their top buys for years or if ever. |
| LOL at all the ORCL dweebs |
| YOURE NOT MAN ENOUGH TO GET SPY IN POSITION FOR AN RKO YOULL NEVER HIT AN RKO ON THE BEAST- OH MY GOD WITH AN RKO OUT OF NOWHERE |
| Bulls mad lol |
| There's already a bunch of articles this morning blaming oracle for the tech packing after hours |
| Yeah it’s so low they had to cut rates due to “softening employment market” |
| ##*Jobs about to fuck the 🐻 party*\n\nAdBe otm calls premium save the day |
| We've seen the effects of QE already, we know it results in asset prices inflating and the common person getting fucked while the ultra rich get ultra richer. But you can't stop em, so may as well join em. |
| The ai refused to make his furry Burry porn so he feels resentful |
| What's China gonna do about it? Go to war with the world, haha..... |
| Did they just ctrl-z that dip |
| It's called dark pool trading. Big money makes deals ahead of time at agreed upon prices and transfer it in the market quickly. |
| Meta, pls, stop doing this to me |
| Calls on COST, puts on LULU |
| (Corporate America) Our sales dropped so we fired thousands, our sales kept dropping so we fired more people……..why is no one buying our stuff? |
| Searching for vagina bones |
| Have a drip from this candle 3========D~~~ |
| Anarchy is easy, but hard to maintain when you’re trying to build and maintain a system. Scale at your discretion. |
| NETFLIX, deliver me moon |
| Some of y’all act like you haven’t seen this premarket movement before relax it happens literally everyday go look at the one minute charts for like the last six days |
| Narrator Voice: We were indeed range bound today. |
| "the best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the next best time is right now." Never too late to get started |
| Lmao the volume was less than 14k |
| Your welcome |
| Dust off that money printer daddy jerome |
| Shorting a decade long breakout is a good idea 🤡 rip to you when it reaches $75 |
| Have you guys not learned to buy the dip yet |
| Chips Chips Chips! |
| ORCL came out of closet |
| All I know is I don’t want to be range bound today\n\nGive me a big long candle 🕯️ |
| As a fullstack developer im more worried than ever cause of AI |
| I wonder why Burry went with NVDA/PLTR puts and not ORCL\n\nlike you calling AI a fraud and not shorting ORCL?\n\npoots on Burry |
| Can we please keep kicking the can down the road until zoomers take the reigns? Really don’t like those guys |
| Weirdly resilient… losing faith in bloody dump |
| Sorry guys it's my fault. I bet on ORCL and their corruption overcoming logical market forces... 🙁 |
| grifter ai deal |
| Who wants to beef with me? \n\n—🥭 probably |
| 2nd wave of bulltards are getting ready for calls (me) |
| Guys, I lowkey got a plan, how about we (yes we) all go unemployed and just buy calls with our life savings? This way the fed will cut because of unemployment rising, AND the sheer amount of calls will also put upwards pressure on the market |
| Should I keep holding to my ITM march 2026 Oracle calls? |
| Can France do that independent of the EU? |
| Cheer up, you’re adding to the unemployment statistics so higher chance of rate cuts in future\n\nThx for doing ur part |
| Bers can only manage .3% down. How embarrassing 😳 |
| Sell everything now and buy in when it goes -30% |
| Dude I was unemployed for like 6 months job market is actually shit |
| A lot of people are beginning to worry tbh |
| #BER gang ain’t hibernating this year TODAY we FeAST |
| Bro I nearly shit my pants, saw QQQ go from %-.4 to %-1.2 in a second |
| Too late to get in on good and silver |
| Crazy to see people celebrate the return of QE considering that’s what got us here in the first place. Long term it’s unsustainable and short term it breeds delusion of safety. Very dangerous. FED needs to increase rates and reduce m2 supply while buying treasuries. This is a bandaid on an arterial wound.\n\nThe real problem is: massive fiscal deficits, excessive government debt issuance, duration mismatch in the banking system, and the long-term effects of artificially low rates.\n\nInjecting liquidity again doesn’t solve that.\n\nIt just postpones it.\n\nSPY 800 EOY |
| APLD has so much upside. The contracts keep coming 💰 |
| This is because inflation is a poor man’s problem. \n\nFor anyone with assets, it’s a pass through cost. They can charge more rent/increase prices of good/services/labor meanwhile asset values increase. A poor person is unable to do so. \n\nAcademics jerk off to Powell’s “impeccable steering of economy through turbulent times” but the current Fed is to blame for a setup that brought us to this K-shaped economy. Next chair won’t be any better. |
| That makes sense actually |
| Gold and silver miners typically do not use longterm fixed price contracts they sell at spot because investors expect full exposure to metal prices and hedging has hurt miners in the past. The “rock washer” comment fits base-metal miners better than precious metal miners. The big precious metal miners currently have very little hedging as of last report so lots of upside to capture |
| Taxes on anyone but the rich |
| Market looking resilient |
| The general consensus in the US military leadership is Russia has been vastly overestimated by just about everyone. They are getting fucked by what the US military leadership thought was a chihuahua. \n\nNot to say Ukraine isnt taking significant damage, but if you consider Russia a bonafide adversary to the US and equate us to the same standards, Russias ass hole is bleeding. \n\nThey are Swiss cheese by "super power" standards.\n\nKindly fuck off now. |
| lol |
| Avgo getting railed after earnings? |
| You can’t keep doing blow \n \nGuys that keep doing blow ⛷️💰❄️❄️☃️🌨️ |
| You tip your Uber drivers? |
| Guaranteed. Looking so soft and weak def get those vibes |
| I just gave up and canceled my limit buy of SLV @ $48. |
| it’s not period, it’s anoos perforation from green didos |
| # I'm here for BEEF |
| ##Day 132 of still being unemployed\n\nIm beginning to worry |
| Warning Buffet |
| Bag holder post. Puts from here |
| I'm talking about the future, stop being dishonest. |
| Freak out and buy everything |
| Judging by the comments everyone else just got the same notifications of spy going haywire? |
| AI IS OUT, GOLD AND SILVER IS IN OR GET CAUGHT HOLDING THE BAG! |
| We going to see a lot more . This is only the start homie . |
| I might make a ai video of Larry getting kicked in the nuts, you know, for posterity sake |
| Looks like it. |
| Boring companies traditionally do very well in the long term. |
| Happens almost every day at 8am you fucking nitwits |
| What do you mean they’re just popping it in there that is the ballroom now. Nothing more luxurious than dancing on liquid dinosaur |
| bears feasting |
| The hell happened to SPY overnight and what just happened a few seconds ago??? We were near ATH yesterday |
| It’s a new term they’re using, "capitulation" |
| Whut |
| WTF WAS THAT? |
| Bol thought |
| Wha da fuk goin on hea |
| Today's blueprint just leaked, run for the hills |
| Yooooo what’s going on😂😂😂😂 |
| An extra tax on their citizens to fill in the govt pockets. Greatttt |
| Burry closed up shop because his crayons lost their edge\n\nRationality is a liability nowadays |
| Was that a visual glitch?? |
| Bers talk so much ishboo when it’s down .81% when they did nothing and now it’s nearly green and they are shidding, crying, freaking out, and huffing copium out of a tin can from Dollar General in the back of their Nissan Juke |
| Probably just another glitch in the matrix or reddit being reddit again |
| Oh hell no, they are ready to dump this at the open. META was down -30 pts in a second. |
| IN PREMARKET ITS EASY TO MOVE OR RKO OUT OF NOWHERE BECAUSE THERES NO VOLUME RETARDS |
| HOW IS IT SHIFTING BY 4 POINTS PER TICK |
| I bet Barron is a twink can’t prove it but I got a feeling |
| People here really don’t know that Robinhood does this every morning at 8am? Do you all even live here? |
| Now add after every 30 sec? |
| Some kid at Optiver fat fingered |
| 500k share dump on ORCL just now, this thing is opening at 180 |
| PLTR RKO OUT OF NOWHERE |
| Exactly.\n\n"What's value go to do with it" -- Tina Turner |
| Ahh gotcha |
| Rip to the guy that dropped 100k |
| You can't win the lottery\n\nDudes that win the lottery ⛷️💰🛥️🥩🍾 |
| Good moaning 🥱 |
| What just happened? |
| Most miners have long term fixed price supply contracts. They are rock washers, not speculators. They need certainty to raise capital and cover payroll |
| we may literally never see a red day again |
| The seized oil tanker will be the center piece to the new White House ballroom |
| I'm afraid the President may be an analrapist |
| META to 1000 in 2026\n\nthen correction to 800 then we buy back again |
| JESUS did anyone see that red dildo??? |
| F U GOOG |
| Wait what |
| Yeah All in Puts at open 😂😂😂😂 |
| Big day for the bears today!! Down 0.2%!! |
| What was that |
| “We are data driven”\n\n“Currently there is no data…so cut rates” |
| It's nearly flat on the year despite blow out earnings every quarter.\n\nI think Bezos and ex both selling massive amount of stock. In fact I know that's a huge weight on it |
| Fk by open. |
| Hahahaha |
| UBER must go up from here |
| THE FUCK WAS THAT VOLUME |
| STEVE EISMAN WARNS ON LLM SCALING DEBATE\n\n\nSteve Eisman told CNBC he owns most major AI stocks but is increasingly focused on a growing debate: that large language models may deliver diminishing returns as they scale. He cites Gary Marcus and Ilya Sutskever, who argue that scaling is a dead end and that AI progress requires new research. If correct, Eisman says companies like Microsoft could eventually buy fewer chips, creating major implications for AI valuations. He has not changed his holdings but monitors this risk closely. |
| Ma dih spills juice |
| YAY |
| https://preview.redd.it/waif47j9ok6g1.png?width=1123&format=png&auto=webp&s=64d9d9a36287025c01ded133045b319d1cd89070\n\nEven the juice target is lower than yours, that should tell you sth |
| Check again |
| I think HGTV is free |
| WHAT IS GOING ON? |
| Just a tip for the next 100K you throw away so you can learn something. \n\n\nIf you were on IBKR, you could have traded SPX weeklies and dumped them for a nice profit last night while the market was sinking because IBKR is pretty much the only retail broker that lets people trade SPX options 24 hours a day \n\n\nAlso you don't have to worry about wash sales and you get better tax treatment (not that you need that since you have millions of dollars worth of capital carryover losses)\n\n\nThere's also NDX but that's a guaranteed money loser in most bases so stay away from that even though it fits your m.o. of incinerating money |
| 👆 This guy fucking genius,\n\nYou regards taking notes |
| HOLY |
| You can’t time the market..\n\nDudes that time the market every year ⛷️💰🛥️🥩🍾 |
| WTF IS HAPPENING LMAO |
| They are basing a stock off like 1% volume and it will happen again every single night till end of time it’s maddening like YOU yeah you thinking what I said above (not you op) can’t be this fucking retarded |
| Nah, fuck efts.\n\nStill, you are a regard man.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/j4bmfio2pk6g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dec9cfbc2d9db72ee7c5b6d5e5ff8f4d04860d6 |
| Ahh okay. Send me some so I can buy in. |
| 😂 shush you |
| The markets really telling me to shed a tear for Larry Ellison. Won't do it. |
| Hey put your pants back on and close your trench coat |
| ORCL down 12.60%? what on earth happened?\n\nEdit: Not bought, just curious. |
| sorry for ur loss if u sold |
| The retarded ouroboros |
| Face down ass up that’s the way it likes to fuck |
| Can dca at 20 |
| SPY puts AH went from +200% to -50% , smdh |
| Buy the dip without thinking twice, bears lack confidence in December. |
| Maybe because it is what this country was built on, just wait till one of those publicly traded companies buys out the one your working for !! Then you can get back with us on WHo cares !! |
| Buying some tickets this weekend if I win I’ll send you a Costco hotdog |
| I chill this month because Xmas and New Year.\n\nNext year, mid jan, the age of bull will resume! |
| anyone buying MU at ath? |
| This is why bears should be extinct. The amount of shit talking last night was unreal. Futures are always fake and 🥭 |
| The FED framework predicts this |
| It's not qe its reserve management and its classy |
| why again is amzn down? |
| Usually when someone says this, it doesn’t |
| “Investors” lol |
| what's this grifter "european" deal narrative?! |
| 9 trading days ‘til Christmas |
| Sir this is WSB go to r/investing. Next you’ll probably tell me to buy etfs |
| Happens to the worst of us (lost 30k being exit liquidity) |
| Pce literally just printed at 2.8% please at least attempt coherence |
| Perfect time to buy 690c for eoy |
| $150 by the end of the month. |
| lower rates, $57 oil, 6-7% budget deficits(insane fiscal stimulus) + sentiment index in fear= SPY 15% higher in 2026\n\nUP only\n\nlower dollar will help too\n\ni mean indexes can literally only go up in such setup\n\nit's perfect goldilocks\n\nBessent is cooking |
| powerball's a billy. I like my odds better there |
| $69.420 |
| And once again they tricked me into being exit liquidity 🥲 |
| What about gay wsb bear? |
| Trust me bro |
| I knew AH was fake but damn lmao |
| Yea it’s almost like stocks only go up |
| When I said 300% markups I meant over the normal MSRP for these things. It’s like if video games were suddenly $200 each because all the billionaires decided they wanted to own all of them. |
| Ron, they can smell the menstration |
| Buy moon real estate before rates go up |
| How do this never stop happening?? \n\n“The overnight futes are tanking! Good look dumb bulls”\n\n“Futures are about to go green?! What happened” \n\nLike this is peak retardation except it never ends |
| Bro, why not some serious stock like Google, Nvidia, AMD, heck even Intel since Donny drove USA in it, RKLB, ASTS, AAPL, something. |
| Shocked POET survived and rebounded already. 🤣 |
| Exfoliate and don’t trim too much next time |
| $NVO Thank me later. \nBreakout is happening. |
| Coffee is cummers |
| ##*Who’s putting the new servers in moon. I want to buy calls on the moon* |
| Does it matter? I just want to participate not get berated for shilling I'm new to this stuff |
| Pretty much. |
| A classic |
| I am making millions. No bag holding. It’s a sack of gold. |
| A: Always\nB: Be\nC: Cumming |
| \> 20% move down AH is not the plunge you're waiting for? |
| Why should anyone care about small businesses going belly up they’re not even publicly traded 😮💨 |
| This fake dump might be over before market even opens, which means we sell the fake pump that's coming up. Balance in everything. |
| 1 more dip i promise to load up this time |
| So basically they are building new age TV monopoly \n\nBullish |
| A few years ago I read a book where the author claimed you should let the cartels into local government because it would erode them slowly but surely from the inside once they have to take care of all that. Can’t remember the name but he was pretty convincing. Admittedly spelling it out like this it sounds dumb af |
| This what the people wanted - we warned by economists what would happen last year 🤣 |
| I love that scene, one of his best |
| O, great Jerome Powell, what is your wisdom?\n\nJpowell: Fuck your calls, AND ESPECIALLYY FUCK YOUR PUTS. |
| Trade what you know |
| Sorry best it can do is $3.50 |
| *offers puts to passersby from a dark alley* |
| Bulls celebrate the incoming Santa Rally,\n\n\n\nBers celebrate Festivus. |
| I have covered calls at 60. If it gets exercised I'll probably still buy back in |
| can nflx do something positive today or another bleed day? |
| Ending today down 1.5 percent is still funniest result |
| Sadly they're going to keep pumping it. US has chosen to willingly ignore inflation. Not by incompetence or ignorance.\n\nPush comes to shove it made a clear decision that it can't solve it. Hyperinflation is coming and US is finished. |
| AVGO getting railed after earnings? |
| As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac El Dorado. \n\n\nAnyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. \n\n\nThird prize is you're fired. |
| Dude my wife already sings some retard shit over and over again so when I show her this it’s game over lmfao |
| Don't scratch it. It's the friction. |
| Noone could've predicted this\n\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/f29xOEztXv |
| and u didn't tell us? |
| Lotion that mf’r up boi. Or coconut oil |
| bulls keep winning |
| Come on market just open so I can cash out these Pltr puts |
| We need Weird Al!!! |
| After all we’ve been through how can you believe in dips |
| I prefer a Zimbabwe state anyways |
| I’m sorry for doing this to you 😂 wait till you try to sleep , that shet will be all up in your head . Lmao |
| But if it plays out like the movie then the bulls win the rally lol |
| Inflation is up cos dunkin rewards used to have any size free drink for 500 points now its 600 points.\n\nMy Taco bell meal used to be 30 cents cheaper |
| Roulette |
| US has chosen to willingly ignore inflation. Not by incompetence or ignorance.\n\nPush comes to shove it made a clear decision that it can't solve it. Hyperinflation is coming and US is finished. |
| I rode NEGG from $10 to $80 and tapped out with an 8 bagger earlier this year. The big run is probably over. |
| ITS NOT QE ITS CALED RESERVE MANAGEMENT PURCHASES |
| Sounds like it |
| There won't be any unemployment.I̶n̶s̶t̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶e̶m̶p̶l̶o̶y̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶s̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶G̶u̶a̶n̶t̶a̶n̶a̶m̶o̶ ̶B̶a̶y̶ |
| Me too exact price. I’m not buying back in until a dip way too volatile |
| Amazing DD bud |
| JPOW said costs are up and wage growth is completely flat and now he can lay down and rest |
| Those wild earning forecasts really up and fkd em good |
| Oracle is the primary warehouse for fed data, they are too big to fail.\n\nIf the plunge today I will be buying |
| 6% |
| Gold and Silver miners now down 60-80% priced in Gold and Silver, historic lows. If metal prices hold we could see a violent catch up |
| https://preview.redd.it/i5h48uxrnk6g1.png?width=864&format=png&auto=webp&s=e54720d72a1b085d4e1141a390974d772bb9fa32 |
| 96 actually |
| It's because prices are only ever supposed to go up. Deflation is the Fed's boogieman |
| NFLX 💚 |
| Calm down Phil... |
| 50% |
| Scratch it? |
| sir it will dip |
| One day your bidding on Warner Bros and the next your praying your own stock won’t collapse |
| Stop buying ORCL you're making it worse |
| Buy gold while it's lying face down in a puddle. |
| Admiral Burry: Its a trap! |
| he will DM you if you mention him, but ya gotta spell his name correctly |
| It's why it I don't look at futures anymore |
| what did he do to your puts |
| Its cause of oracle but who even buys that company |
| $GEV could go to $900 easy. It’s unstoppable |
| "thats a me, Mario!" -barrons alt account \n\n"lolno, fuck your ports" -Xi's alt account \n\nmost likely scenario in wsb. |
| Whateva happened there |
| Santa rally nahh, more like cheaper puts to me. |
| I have never made an options play over $3,000.\n\nAnd if I had balls and put $20,000 into something and it went +300% I’d be pretty stoked. |
| !banbet |
| "We're... still waiting for the data to come in." |
| Just a little more qe bro, I can stop anytime I want |
| Because rising costs are the top concern of people that can't find work... 🙄 |
| Gave me quite the chuckle, thanks for that |
| Low volume moves never trust overnight pricing |
| *It's one banana, America, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?* \- JPow |
| Well if the ai bullshit is to be believed no one will have a job and we will all live in paradise |
| Back to completely flat for two weeks fuck this Thera market |
| They have to. Employment is fucked |
| Oh my Oracle, who would have thought |
| 40 minutes until insane rip up from jobs report\n\nIt doesn’t matter what it says, it’s just an excuse to keep the party going |
| Need a 100% play wtm |
| SCAMMERS WILL LET YOU WIN ONCE, USE THE HEADLINES TO THEIR ADVANTAGE, USE CONVINCING BOTS, SUCK YOUR DICK, UNTIL THEY GET TO RUG YOU WITH THEIR SPECIAL TICKER |
| Nope, ok how would I put it better I guess? Genuinely curious whats more a bet than an IPO on a company that got bought by PE so that they could exit but the financials and overall history of the company are pretty bullish |
| Do ber get periods? That might explain why they are always pissed off and so negative? Just a thought |
| I know Baron has a burner account on here I just can't prove it |
| It won’t break 1k for the next 5 years |
| Historically low, just like it's been for the past 5 years. |
| fair point, I'm usually about 9 months early on my predictions, I've been learning to slow myself down on my trades, I appreciate the shout-out tho, I got a lot of flack for my redwire opinions lol |
| Still overvalued by 90% |
| Same as yesterday at open, I’ll continue to add any dips on SHOP, ASTS, LULU & INTC. LULU earnings today after close. I have also doubled my position in B and SBSW over the past 3 weeks. I’ll buy a big chunk of ONDS on the morning dip. Down almost 10% yesterday, I see it as a good buy now on a long hold. BBAI I’m holding. I may add more if we get a bigger dip. Dry powder loaded and excited for the good buying opportunities Oracle created last night. Rebound today. |
| It won’t be released so it’ll be whatever they want it to be |
| it's not a nursing home, it's a retirement community!! |
| is this a promotion post? |
| raise their bid and set dilute even more....not trash furnace, with netflix we may get Gay Superman can't wait to see that |
| wallahi taste so good |
| Now you’re thinking |
| What’s the unemployment rate going to be this time next year? |
| No home > no mortgage/rent > more money for the casino. Genius! |
| The Fed really was like "We hear loud and clear how people are experiencing rising costs but we really don't give a flying fuck" |
| Welcome to the club! |
| Yep. My store lot is 98% packed every moment they are open. It's full of ravenous shoppers pushing overflowing carts. I do live in an upscale area, but that's where they build |
| Ohh, I'm afraid the Santa Rally will be quite operational when your gay bear friends arrive. |
| Pepperidge farms remembers A LOT more volatility. This is volatility for ants |
| Dow Jones is green\n\nI repeat the bears are fooked |
| Start digging. |
| I started at $32 then stopped at $45 |
| Lmfao I can’t breathe but yeah it is catchy as fuck reminds me of the fucking joe Biden Bo Burnham song shit was stuck in my head for like a month |
| I know, but it's the chairman position. |
| ORCL spending even more on AI development. \n\nGOV soon to release a wave of new ai investments.\n\nSo I will ask nicely.\n\nWEN NBIS $350??????? WHY NOT $200 ALREADY? |
| bro 🫰🤌 |
| 🤣 as predicted |
| Microsoft dynamics and dataverse is eating the remainder right now too. I don't know why oracle is so highly valued; everyone is actively trying to get away from it. |
| You might be right, as you were on redwire, but redwire still went up another 100% after one of your warnings, before it crashed.. stock market is not rational, gotta follow the hype as well |
| love it |
| Barron is now a mod on r/thetagang, do with that as you will |
| Bears went to bed thinking the apocalypse was about to come to fruition 😂 |
| congrats, nice gains; space x ipo announcement and japan aerospace exploration agency flight helped; but withoht neutron it seems quite overvalued |
| Averaging down your IQ |
| Should have started stacking sooner. I started when silver was under $20 an ounce. |
| Just insane overnight. |
| Wow, looks like futes futed pretty good last night |
| Reminds me of the old days\n\nhttps://youtu.be/GI7sBsBHdCk?si=_fXjPTLMV2Il_uVL |
| I think we get 185 next week |
| https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-02/mom-and-pop-business-bankruptcies-hit-a-record-as-debts-pile-up\n\nDon’t hurt yourself looking too hard 😂 |
| oracle ending green wouldnt even surprise me |
| Bears fell for it AGAIN! |
| Didn’t read, eat my balls 🤣 |
| Silver please stop ripping for one day so I can buy any kind of dip |
| all my money is in checking |
| Had a heavy girl come over the other day, played that shet, it’s been stuck in my head for days now . Keep picturing her ass dancing to that annoying ass song . \n\nTurns out I started to enjoy it and maybe I like heavy girls . \n\nI dunno, im confused now but hey that shet is kinda catchy . Lmao |
| Full port costco |
| A drug that helps my knee pain from dumpster time calls |
| I like them...have a few hundred shares I'm long on. Wish they could land the lander and not fall over for once. |
| Sometime next year.\n\n"Oh man my port's been ripping bro, you wouldn't believe. Hey pass me some of that $84 bag chips and a $9 can of coke." |
| Small caps leading the way |
| Another great day for sui ideation |
| What does your astrology say about 30 |
| well, for the WSB regards who full ported ORCL calls that expire tomorrow, VIX might as well be at 60. |
| Bubble market. Prices don’t reflect fundamentals and are bloated. just wait and see |
| Get a load of this guy with his fancy real leather shoes... |
| I can’t imagine how happy he was going to sleep to wake up to this shit |
| What strike/ date? I’m almost pull port into September leaps. |
| 140$ nbis bag holder spotted |
| MSFT about to come take some of that liquidity from GOOG |
| I’ve heard this a few times now already. Why silver and not gold though? |
| F your puts yesterday, F your calls today, casino always wins. |
| Tell that to the mag7 that are literally minting money due to off the charts demand, from healthcare to consumer chat bots. |
| Blow-it |
| GOOGL is going to make me put the carbon monoxide hose down today |
| Reddit is not the market. |
| Bynd? |
| Market can stay close tomorrow as well. For our sanity. |
| bears getting played like atari |
| Your comment might seem a bit rude without a "please" on it |
| How much is a purely hentai plan? |
| Probably not but who knows you might be able to get a 50Y soon lol. |
| No |
| Balls kinda only get you hurt. |
| He might still make a little bit if he cashes out immediately on open. |
| Green by red |
| Booming. Everyone gets paid in t-bills |
| Helps when you earn your own money with circular deals |
| Green by positive |
| https://preview.redd.it/bl187hj9mk6g1.png?width=3930&format=png&auto=webp&s=a06b6f72a0428fd8d4dcb9c6615e0b96826f8618\n\nlooks like its going to $10 |
| Cloudflare $NET will be one of the biggest winners of 2026 🚀 |
| My heavy GOOG long looks so far so good, 😉😉😉 |
| You know I love Steve Martin but I didn’t know he had music 👍 |
| This year we've learnt that constant high dilution and capex and low margins with no returns to investors are not acceptable for an established company |
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| lol.. are you panicking? 🥶 |
| Beatings will continue until morale improves. |
| 48.9. Your "." is off by one. |
| will still stay at 180 |
| Retard |
| at this rate we will be ath by open |
| Larry is personally tending to them |
| Y-you know the FOMC is made of 19 members and 12 of those members are voting members, right? You know the new chairman doesn't unilaterally set rates, r-right? |
| Maybe you don't know what you're talking about. |
| Are you bagholding Pfizer?... |
| with pine cones and trees all around |
| So read the data yourself and stop relying on regards to make decisions for you. |
| For the option writers |
| NVDA projected net income for 2026 = \~175 billion\n\ninsane shit\n\ntheir buybacks will be insane |
| But I get paid in dollars! |
| Wasn’t this down almost 2% last night? Told you we’d open flat |
| Bro was gonna be walking away with crazy bank too |
| Fuck you Oracle dumbass ass Ellison |
| Bers r fuk. |
| currency forecasts are kinda like the foreskin we remove at birth, its pretty fucking useless unless your intentions are to fuck over somebody for a long time. |
| Time to start stripping the data centers of all their copper wires for cash |
| Absolute Cinema! |
| They have both puts and call buyers clenching getting ready for theta to give it |
| I know it deep in my heart. I timed the Netflix bottom perfectly buying calls yesterday at close |
| VIX less than 16 and everyone is talking about some crash. Wut? |
| Green by close |
| If you wait a week those calls will be cheaper |
| Yeah buddy theyre doing great. They went to live on a farm upstate with all of the other OTM calls rapidly approaching expiration |
| a flash crash is preferable to 0.5% up, 1% down distributed across a few months. \n\nthe whole slow motion crash thing is maximum PAIN trading. |
| Then drop below 680 |
| Any Old Guard here to give us the wisdom to navigate this volatile market?\n\nWas shit this volatile last couple of time the FED cut rate? SPY went down \~1% overnight but now it's back up? |
| Godspeed brother! |
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| How is gold down when silver is up |
| I'm thinking y'all are both right. But then we V again. |
| Everybody’s gonna be printing money from Japan China to Euro zone and North America. Put your money somewhere but don’t be cash gang |
| What rhymes with POET. |
| I fuck with it 👍 |
| It's an obvious green day\n\nExcept for oracle and the neo clouds, those will be gargling nuts today |
| Why do you think we pump? |
| I didn't leave my home because I'm a degenerate gambler and they took it from me. It's because I'm afraid of roofs. \n\nAnyways, buy the dip |
| AI party looks to be dying 😖 |
| Just woke up my oracle calls are fine right? |
| My hot puts looking not so hot anymore 😭 |
| Amzn if you’re going to give up $230 again just don’t even bother showing up today you fucking piece of shit |
| I'm on CNBC and I'm listening to a guy talk about how he got breast cancer 🤯 |
| Okay Nancy Wheeler... |
| Bought back some TSLA around 448.6, target 489. |
| 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 |
| I've been unsuccessful in every stock sector this year except Quantum. How fitting. |
| That one dude with a crap ton of qqq puts got blue balled 🥀😭 |
| They never dropped or something? |
| you mean fake dump overnight? yes |
| I was told recession today |
| I will inverse and buy gold. Silver will crash again 😤 |
| Stfu |
| I ain't giving it back |
| Peacock - Katy Perry . \nNah kidding \nKing Tut Steve Martin lmao |
| Just showed up to say it’s all bullshit |
| *Eli Lilly's next-generation obesity drug delivers strong weight loss, reduces knee pain in late-stage trial*\n\nNever knew not being fat as shit was bad for your body. Thank God for Lilly. |
| Bought more ORCL at 196, average down. |
| I can’t make any sense of what I’m reading here.\n\nHalf of you say data is pointing to an obvious green day.\n\nHalf of you saying data is pointing to an obvious red day. |
| Sorry that's all i had |
| Googl green by open.\n\n+2% by close.\n\nIt's time for another leg up mr Pritchai |
| ##*Looks like my ADBE ports are Fuked, Naked calls save the day, I’ll take the win* |
| Gotcha with the old switcharoo |
| My semiconductor etf perfectly balanced at +0. Clownshow. |
| It’s antisemitism against Larry |
| Market can stay closed today, it's all good |
| Oracle back to $50 where it belongs |
| We betting Netflix doesn't get to buy WBD and its share price recovers due to them not being allowed shovel all of their money and shares into a trash furnace?\n\nOr they raise their bid and get dilute even more? |
| Drop in the bucket. Watch, all the big players still leaving. |
| They just announced that the AI bubble has popped, sell while you still can. |
| Fake pump just to dump at 8:30 |
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| Pfe is a coiled spring. It cure cancer and fat and china. |
| The stock market will be open at 9:30 |
| For the past few months, it's Friday when the "It's over" happens. |
| god i remember it like it was yesterday. the cold shivers, the dry crackers. at least until they ran out and i had to cook up the leather of my shoes |
| Silver go burrr\n\nOnce again SLV calls |
| Buy some fucking shares then cuck |
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| Show me the money moment |
| Buying opportunity |
| I wish I had balls. |
| May be burry has a point about AI bubble you fucks. oracle isn’t worth shit |
| Yeah but a 1/4 of a quarter pounder is like a whole pound right? Maybe we found a loophole. |
| Meh 10-15% down on these tickers is basically break even lol. They can swing that in a day. Been in both for quite a while and nothing phases me anymore. |
| We're not. They're just saying that to get the VC's to keep throwing money at them. |
| Amzn gave up its gains like it was a meme stock lol |
| Fakest dump I've ever seen\n\nFuck oracle though |
| Futes very frequently pass thru the previous days move to allow mm to shuffle the exposure they picked up during the cash session, only to return to, or close to, close price before open. They literally are largely fake. |
| So calls on Mercury? |
| I’m spending an inordinate amount of time still looking for empty shelves |
| I’m glad we all survived the great overnight crash of December 11th |
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| Fr i think it will surge at the end tho |
| Weedeater - God luck and good speed |
| The name is wintermute? |
| !banbet tsla 500 3d |
# Oracle Is Having Its Own ‘Code Red' AI Moment  Bloomberg - Are you a robot? www.bloomberg.com |
| What is this puny pump |
| Guy was hating on Somali refugees, but he took a page out of the Somali Pirates book |
| Top signal for next year when everyone is leveraged to the tits. |
| can we just cancel futes altogether? |
| Chat feeling bullish rn\n\nRecession avoided? |
| So if we are doing data centers in space, should I start training to be an astronaut..? |
| G shit. |
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| Short it |
| "what tanker", OIL? OUR OIL |
| Jesus Christ. NO IDEA what this market will do today. |
| Just put the Tylenol in the bag. |
| Market went off its meds and totally bipolar with crazy eyes. (Like most women) |
| watch the market go green at open, stay flat before crashing even harder lmao. |
| Pump is over |
| Have I misunderstood or wasn't Powell against this and Trump wanted this? Had Powell folded or am I missing something |
| as intended |
| not too late to buy back in |
| This..☝️ LMAO |
| sold 51 🙁 |
| Every time I think of buying STX calls $20 out I say “that’s not gonna happen again.” And then it very much does |
| shit will literally open at ATH |
| And for whatever reason if the market opens red apple will still be up to fuck my puts |
| My IQ so high I’d be the smartest person in Idiocracy. |
| yesterday a friend told me that NVDA is cheap because it's only $180\\share compared to other stonks\n\nhe also just started working and will put his money into etfs\n\nBOTTOM signal, even regards are now investing money in the mkts |
| RKLB $60 EOW coming true 😍😍 |
| I know a Wendy’s when I see a Wendy’s and I haven’t jerked off in this bathroom yet |
| Sweet, sweet bers |
| Would you look at that green by open |
| This is the way- double the debt |
| Trade it like you stole it! |
| ORCL in ruins, they are gonna sue |
| I tell you silver is the only way to hedge your port in this 🤡 market |
| Fed needs to stop buying bonds and do insider trades on polymarket |
| Reporter: what happens to the oil on the venezuela tanker we seized \n\n🥭 : well we keep it I guess |
| Waiting for Santa rally, rigor mortis stage |
| Would u look at that shits gonna end up being green by open |
| sir, this is a Wendy’s. |
| I was promised complete collapse of society and scorched flat earth |
| Also nobody managed to keep a fusion reaction going more than some seconds and at an astronomical cost. |
| Man pajama traders really didn’t leave any food for the bears |
| NVDA Calls at open 🚀🚀 |
| They’re retarded, that’s why. |
| Woah some one on here is a landscaper they touch grass enough for the rest of the sub |
| $550 looks possible\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6lfb3kkakk6g1.png?width=3891&format=png&auto=webp&s=22d2b51221988996724359bfb95f75c582617fa7 |
| Dam you got me there . |
| I think my portfolio is taking Ozempic |
| He is down |
| wait a second if my first 1k margin is free is that for eternity or a month |
| POET technologies is the future of mankind💲🙂💲 |
| 3 feet of snow outside. What grass? |
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| Because investors are betting on Broadcom sticking to Google (and others in the future) like a leech and sucking out tens of billions a year from TPUs. \n\nI'm of the opinion (not an investing advice) that in the future, Google will drop the hammer on them because they get tired of the shenanigans. Bringing in MediaTek was just the first step. |
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| This sub needs to fucking touch grass . Can’t go one day without yall lizard people acting like some piece of data gonna rocket or crash the market.\n\nIt’s just Thursday bro. Relax |
| I want to see 2% up on goog due to competition dead in the water. |
| Give me music recommendations fuckers I’m curious what you weirdos listen (love you little freaks) |
| Always inverse wsb |
| GOOG is gonna save the world today |
| Could explain why none of my code compiles. Incorrect font wokeness quotient. |
| At the end of the day the market will be back in the green and oracle will be left in the dustbin of history |
| I feel like I'm trapped in Boy George's pants |
| premarket: fool me 374 times you can't get fooled again? |
| So many of you morons are gunna get rinsed when the A.I house of cards topples |
| Green by open |
| Was gonna ask for your IQ next but you’ve answered that question too |
| Why do you think that? Curious |
| Up 17% in premarket. ......why didnt you post this yesterday? |
| NXDR is the new BYND meme stock (Eric Jackson callout play). Although he’s calling it out on fundamentals. Similar play to OPEN. |
| Nice, thanks for the info.\nI only use RH so i have no idea we can trade options overnight/premarket.\n\nIs there any other broker that allow it other than interactive broker? |
| We're so back. Buy everything |
| Yes sir! |
| If you want to know how my port is doing, I own META |
| Getting banned in like 40 mins so getting my shit posting out while I’m still here |
| Lol got a chuckle out of this one |
| Inflate me daddy |
| Not the first time- It’s been range bound for months at a time over the years, eventually it pops fast and furious |
| sure thing bud so a company with more than 8B$ in ARR next year is worth 5b |
| 700 today don’t get it twisted I’m retarded |
| Doubt it. Market cap is 5x NVO yet they have only 50% of the market share in the US; and this accounts for more than 50% of their revenue. LLY overvalued, NVO either undervalued, or fairly valued. |
| can't remember the last time nflx opened over vwap |
| THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT |
| #We’ve seen your tv placement los hermanos and if that’s anything to go by you shouldn’t be managing muchachos peso comprehendo hombre?! |
| It has no volume. 60% of the volume is shorts. That shit dead until it gets some positive catalyst |
| Run from the sunlight Dracula ooooohh ohhhh |
| what do you mean the fake -1% dip on qqq has already recovered to -0.45%\n\nhow am I supposed to deploy more cash today with such small discounts, NVDA still 15% from ATH, MSFT and META so expensive, nah man this market is totally crazy\n\nanyway SPY 700 eow |
| All these threats Ai will take your job yet the markets are dictated by Algo’s and banks still employ traders? |
| I’m a dumbass and bout natural gas futures. So imma need everyone to turn on their stoves today. |
| I find it amazing how many people don't realize options are traded overnight. Interactive Brokers and others that offer global trading hours for index options means things like SPX and NDX options can be traded whenever. Combine that with the futures market, FX, CFDs, etc and there is plenty of action outside of regular hours. |
| Lmao anything he ever said doesn't matter now. The next guy will lower rates to 1% next year and inflation will go to 10%, or 50% if you live in real life and not headquartered in Washington behind guardsmen |
| RIVN autonomy day. |
| Bulls trapped everywhere |
| You bulls need to seriously shut the fuck up . Every time I wake up and see them talking shit like this we get absolutely fuck at open . |
| IWM puts should be your only play at open🗣️🗣️ |
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| Everyone knows JPOW is a biased little entitled whining worthless pos and WHY WHY WHY didnt I buy more calls???? Fuk me —-> good bye JPOW you SUCKED |
| are the bears in the room with us? Retail is delusional bullish. Tutes should rug them right now… |
| Maybe after another 50% down |
| AVGO our lord and savior |
| Anyone looking at the jobless report ? |
| Usd dropped like 0.6 or so, buy everything you can in own currency |
| No NBIS was and still is over valued. See ya at 20$ |
| Bench JPow and bring Greenspan out of retirement. |
| 696 is not a meme |
| Waking up like morning wood |
| How are the job reports going to be today, like what is the expectation? |
| Where does LUNR fit in your analogy? |
| Of course they are, Mexico exports something like 500 billion dollars worth of goods to the US. 15-30% of that is automobiles/parts. The benefit they were receiving from china is minuscule compared to the relationship they had with the US before our regarded president decided to Tariff everything. \n\nMexico is gonna kiss the 🥭’s ring so they can keep selling American’s Ford Broncos🇺🇸 |
| When I lost 20 pounds, I felt less stress on all my leg joints |
| U had either rsv flu or COVID, or just plain bad tacos... |
| remember when we used to pretend like we care about earnings and economic data lmao |
| This is just the beginning. SPY real value still 320 since 5 years. |
| i think hedgies are holding NBIS down, short interest is pretty high too, probably trying to buy all the retail stocks and then pump it |
| Yes feels like they’re double dipping on some of these results. |
| Stock market is like “ I… must … go … greeeeen” |
| Bears really think it's gonna open red..... |
| There is literally nothing you can do but be in the market and be bullish. They’re hell bent on printing your future away, and being in the market is the only defense… |
| Spluttered coffee all over my dining table this morning in surprise that nuclear powered LLMs trained on idealogues' incoherent ramblings are running into some potential profitability warnings. |
| Shocked Pikachu face when rich people do rich people things |
| Melon should be next, deserves the fall so much |
| Lmaoo what dump B) |
| The issue with QE is that it makes the federal reserve bag holder for us debt. \n\nAnd I doubt the federal reserve has enough authority to unilaterally remove balance sheet losses. |
| Board is amusing. Same high price but red |
| buying treasuries in the meantime |
| Still dont understand whats the point of the overnight dip. MM usually manipulate price to kill options delta, but no one can trade options during overnight and premarket though, then why the dip and then price climb back up to where it was before market open |
| The fck do you think 40billion in treasury buying is? \n\nLOL |
| Bears in shambles? |
| First solid poop in three days. J Pow had me shitting water. |
| Bul is fuk |
| Too bad I get paid in dollars. |
| # lmaooo at all the BOL cope we opening down -1% bois flat by open is a myth |
| This dump was targeted at Japanese bers |
| Well I be damned, qqq at 624 |
| 🙁 saw right through me, no not at all |
| Thinking about getting a MBA to lateral move into Portfolio Management |
| Tradingview shows it hit 240.18 yesterday??? |
| It does specifically talk about arthritis though…but less weight on those knees does seem pretty good 😅 |
| oracle should stop fcking reporting earnings. \n\nfcking everything up |
| Looks like you traded your future away. 😢 |
| Their business model is dogshit but look at Broadcom, they aren’t much better with their client facing model & their stock has been doing the opposite |
| Can we get some fucking volume today? Give me volatility!! |
| It’s almost as if people don’t like Larry Ellison |
| Im not, and Im where I was a week ago |
| No more juice. We could easily slide 5-7% into the new year. |
| What the fuuuuck. Nasdaq dropped 500 points from the top, just to recover everything back. This is pure insanity and makes me mentally ill. I lost so much trading futures. |
| 🤡quantum stocks are still trading at ridiculous multi-billion dollar valuations 🤡 |
| The market is raising from the dead to get revenge on all the bears |