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| How to buy Kioxia from the US? |
| Is this how Burry tanked the housing market for his shorts? |
| The industry you’re in right now ,if you’re any good at your job |
| Memory gonna rebound Sunday night into Monday? I got fkn polaxed last week! |
| No shortage of participants in Squid game |
| If England wins I’m calling it football from now on. |
| Vs? Burry is LONG Adobe. Bought at like $260 then doubled down under $200. |
| I should be deleting beers with the boys right now but instead I’m deleting beers with the men 🫡 🦅 🇺🇸 |
| it was 7 a week or two before |
| « Cultural differences » being ameritards trying to do cultural appropriation with an eurochad sport. It’s football gurl |
| They get mad the whole world isn’t called ENGLAND (anymore since their sad little empire crumbled) |
| 🎶You can stick your AI slop up your ass🎶 \n\n🎶You can stick your AI slop up your ass🎶 \n\n🎶Yeah you probably should know it, but now I’m gonna show it🎶\n\n🎶You can stick your AI slop up your ass🎶 |
| It’s harem or bust. |
| One of the saddest videos I saw on here, a father somewhere in South America it looked like, hangs himself in his room. The around 10 year old son walks in about just after the father starts. The father decides he doesn’t wanna do it anymore after seeing the son and they both start struggling to get him off. Sadly the boy wasn’t strong enough to lift him off and he wasn’t able to get good enough footing. He stopped moving shortly after, as they were both struggling. I can’t imagine how traumatized that kid will be for life. |
| preparing to moonshot.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/eq2o18gbhabh1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e49f73e010029ca11cd3fe3690c01ca3dbce99a6 |
| WATER CLOSET YOU INGRATE! |
| Koreabros really said "why actually own the stock when you can own 2x of the stock" and honestly (lol jk) respect the degeneracy. The gap between those ETF assets and daily volume is insane, like imagine $19B trying to exit through a $4.5B door. This is basically a liquidity bomb waiting to go off, one bad day in Hynix and those leveraged ETFs are gonna get crushed trying to unwind positions while the underlying barely moves. Meanwhile NVDA and TSLA have way healthier ratios which is why their leveraged products dont feel like they're held together with tape and prayers. If you're trading those Korean chip 2x ETFs right now you're basically playing hot potato with a grenade |
| Voo \nVxus \nCrypto\n\nSorry I’m boring |
| TSLA \nAMD \nSOFI |
| Americans when a government influences the free market -> Communism\n\nIf that's true, you lost the cold war even through you won it, as almost everyone would qualify for the title. |
| I think you’re completely overreading what I said lol. Yes 500k is a lot of money but after taxes, and other home fees you’d have to pay 500k is nothing. You still have to pay for inspections as well. Yes you can put that 500k to work, but stopping at 500k only gets you a couple years. So yea I stand with 500k being nothing. Especially when we live in America where we have no real healthcare systems in place. Education is getting more expensive. Cars, food. Yea 500k is absolutely nothing which is why people don’t stop investing until they come to “generational wealth” which is unfortunately not common. |
| OPEN\n\nSOFI\n\nTSLA |
| Do you get mad people dont call it the wash room? |
| Starlink is the most reliable ISP I’ve had over the last 20 years. \n\nHotspots are commonplace and common knowledge. If you’re talking to people who haven’t heard of it regularly, I feel really bad for you. \n\nI would have to imagine most people have a need for internet, have spent hundreds of dollars on a Starlink dish and equipment, installed it themselves, and have a rudimentary understanding of satellites, had the bright idea of checking to see if using their cellphone, or one of the many cellular internet options were viable. |
| If we win it all can we make you call it soccer? 🇺🇸 😂 |
| Go to work and lasagna for dinner |
| Halo, gears, forza. Nothing changed in 25 years |
| Stop coping. It's called soccer |
| well, whole korea is half samsung half Hyundai. wait.. whole korea is half south half north korea! |
| 👆 |
| Nobody tell him |
| I'm calling red/slow melt down to bleed out all the "July is the best month for the market!" people. Just a few pops to give folks hope, but overall just a liquidity sweep over the whole week.\n\nNow that I've said that, we're going to the fucking moon. |
| HIMS SMH DRAM |
| Cameraman doesn't even get to sit in the chair 🦩 |
| Nah dude. Real bob & vagne. No robot. |
| ABBV, ASML, TSM |
| Brought Memory stock at ATH… |
| Here's the RDDT DD I couldn't post here because this sub is apparently only for memes now: https://www.reddit.com/r/redditstock/comments/1unlr9x/reddit_data_for_ai |
| What is your strategy? |
| Its actually an etf that tracks the level of homoerotiscm of RDDT users. |
| Anthropic entered a long-term agreement with Micron to be its key supplier of memory & storage. Bullish for MU!! |
| Fair enough I usually base my moves on weekly and monthly rsi or what it’s the most retarded |
| Without WW3, yet... |
| RDDT; BROS; LYV |
| You’re in the right subreddit for sure! |
| Haters will say A.I |
| over 2.5 is gonna ruin my boosted parlay. |
| Ignorance? Like thinking Adobe really gives a damn about small time YouTubers? 90% of revenues are from enterprise customers with very deep pockets. What can’t you whiners understand about that? Adobe doesn’t care about you. They’ll get their new users like all the other software companies, through educational and hobby licenses. |
| I saw a dude was down ~50% on Adobe calls, so I'm thinking of doing the same, as on the off chance he breaks even, then it'll be a 2x 👁️👄👁️ |
| That’s up to Korea TBH |
| Yea like love the GAME. Who the fuck cares what each country calls it…\n\nEdit: cultural differences are really hard to grasp I know. |
| Red |
| I am a truly advanced civilization 🦸♂️ |
| I base all my moves on daily options volume/ratio. I have no fuckin' idea until 9:45am lol. |
| Another normal weekend without ww3, I'm sure bers are gonna be PISSED |
| Around this time last year our job’s stock went from $100 down to nearly $24 or less. From what I asked my manager today it seems he was pretty much all in our company’s stock ? Or maybe just only Semiconductor stock in general? He was an Engineer that worked on our fab for nearly 30+ years. |
| I had a wife who did that to my bank account once. |
| HPE and MU - sold off SNDK, MRVL |
| Googl, amd, csu |
| I did by a lot, it wasn’t even close. \n\nI think first year was 24k vs 7400. \n\nAmounts went without trading did two years while we divorced and I was still ahead by a little. |
| If **NQ1! can break above 30,000 overnight and hold it**, I’d become more optimistic about QQQ opening at **720+**. If it falls back below about **29,800**, I’d expect the odds of a 720+ open to decrease. |
| Cash, Srs, sqqq. |
| Stop getting all sassy over nothing 🐒 |
| No but st the same time there’s no reason it can’t jump up to $300 or more |
| Exactly. If you can't enjoy your life without buying an expensive car, you are by definition a loser. |
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| iirc, one of the Squid Games -1 protagonists joined the game because he lost everything in stock and a local loan shark margin called him |
| Aye yo what’s the game plan for Monday losers |
| We claim to hate the 👑 but we are still a country fawning over “royals.” |
| https://preview.redd.it/m95gsvrhgabh1.jpeg?width=1983&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=844689c65b972d2595b7c9d3a371e3cd02ad41ff |
| If **NQ1! can break above 30,000 overnight and hold it**, I’d become more optimistic about QQQ opening at **720+**. If it falls back below about **29,800**, I’d expect the odds of a 720+ open to decrease. |
| Never seen a reeeedit snipe |
| If you need a jet ski to be able to smile, you're losing. |
| Stop calling it soccer , it’s football |
| Good Luck. Have Fun. Don't Die. |
| If **NQ1! can break above 30,000 overnight and hold it**, I’d become more optimistic about QQQ opening at **720+**. If it falls back below about **29,800**, I’d expect the odds of a 720+ open to decrease. |
| 1, ORCL \n2. GUH \n3. ROPE |
| 1 DE \n2 WMT \n3 INTC |
| 1-SOFI (fml)\n2-SPMO\n3-DRAM 🙃 |
| RPI\nMU\nGOOG |
| For real. I'd rather spend my retirement living simply, smoking weed, and working at Denny's after having lived a long fulfilling life rather than living miserably so I can quit working and have nothing to do because i never developed any hobbies or took any risks |
| I don’t date girls on wsb\n\nThat’s 🌈 |
| A truly advanced civilization wouldn’t give a rat’s ass about Taylor Swift’s wedding |
| 😬 |
| AMD\nNVO\nSPX |
| With the wsb girl? |
| I’m 100% plagiarising this joke, just FYI |
| The obvious answer objectively correct answer it’s to find a balance. \n\nYou shouldn’t be guaranteeing yourself a shitty future just because you might die before your get there.\n\nThat being said, at least you have the mentality to do so, aggressively saving it’s gonna be bad for your life enjoyment and satisfaction. There’s research about it I’m pretty that people on average report being happier with their life in general if they spend on trips and what not versus people who save every dollar for retirement.\n\nAs for most things in life, it’s all about balance |
| The answer is hobbies. Take up woodworking, learn to paint, go look at birds, get really into model trains. You're free! Flip the bird to all the regards and just do you. The saddest thing I ever read or hear is "I couldn't be happy not working." It means you've failed to cultivate yourself over your lifetime. The economy burnt you like a match and in the end you came out with nothing of your own when you finally got cast aside. |
| Blackstone bought Jersey Mike’s in 2025. Looks like the private equity firm wants to cash in soon thereafter. So much for “improving operations and financial flexibility.” |
| Ship bers off to Canada based on their performance today |
| Yes. There’s always a trade off. Nothing in this world comes free… |
| full story please so we can laugh at you |
| Start to sell options and collect your money back. 🤗 |
| What’s the ticker symbol? |
| VOO\nAAPL\nSCHD |
| It used to be so easy. |
| Just waiting for the French players to go on strike. It’s inevitable. |
| Might as well just get VT, there's no point to VTI/VXUS and QQQ, just pick something |
| Bulls having heat stroke at Freedumb 250 celebration 🤭 |
| #DOING GANGSTER SHIT\n(in gta 5) |
| IOVA. IOVA IOVA |
| Mine was Mickey |
| Not worth it |
| Poor guy. That must have hurt. I cant imagine what it must feel like to have someone barely fall on top of you and roll off. |
| Right!? |
| The secret of this sub is 95% of us are bogleheads watching the other side of the tracks |
| We broke up. How are you guys doing |
| Maybe we could decomdify the things we need to survive so that more of us can actually live |
| Yeah… |
| Do you understand why though? They don’t have options so unlike the US degens who can go 100x the best they can do is leveraged ETFS/stocks |
| Buy nflx calls thank me later |
| Fuking nice save |
| Have ever seen someone on a jet ski with a frown? |
| I'm going to make some bad decisions on Monday 🔥 |
| Alab nvda nbis |
| Yeah and it would be terrible for the world if they established their own nation with nukes |
| Just fucking hold it , you would think someone with 800k has a brain to know this is a temporary dip |
| That's a 2 million dollar house where I live |
| BEG FOR DNUT\n\njk\n\nGENI CELH and SPCX (puts, obvs) |
| SPCX \nMDB \nFOCPX |
| Donatello was my fav tho |
| wayne's world as well \n |
| MU \nNASA \nDRAM \n\n😅🚀 |
| there aren't any real mods here this place is ai moderated and ai generated content |
| This guy gacha |
| Stress la d ? |
| Drunk mom is the worst |
| This is the way. |
| MU MUU AMD |
| HAPPY 4th. BEARS R CUCKED. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅 💣 🐻 |
| Try a bot instead |
| So big! It's gonna be 'uge!!! |
| Yeah and then you retire and realize that maybe you should have lived your life when you were in your prime not when you have x health problems. Balance is the key, don't spend money on useless stuff, but live your life, not just the last years |
| a s t s |
| I’m holding NGGR, it’s a company that originate in South Africa now migrating to the USA, I expect a boom then. |
| How long will the AI banner rate up last? I'm close to hard pity |
| I've got myself fully covered through market ups and downs\n\nTQQQ \nSQQQ |
| Hbd usa |
| I wasn’t being sarcastic, I’m loaded to the tits on $WEN |
| RIVN\nAMD\nNVDA\nTSLA \nMU |
| NBIS\nNBIS\nNBIS |
| I'm just here to complain about the mods. F*** you, mods. |
| Just feels bigger and weirder than others but yeah the first one I paid attention to closely because I have giant doubts 🤣 |
 Blocked www.reddit.com |
| Illl believe the search before a random person on Reddit. Who just so happens to live in the country being discussed dummy. We can both make up anything here, anyone can. |
| I've been trading a while so I've sold a bunch. but currently. CRWD i'm at 197% , GOOG 283%, and JPM 251% , and JPM I sold about 50 shares of last year. and GOOG I think I sold 25 shares of last year. |
| "girls" |
| So you’re not a drain on society. Don’t be a leach. |
| All three of the Austin Powers movies are GOATed\n\nI know they're on like Shrek 17 or something, but Mike Myers is a certified legend |
| Nice. Good luck on your journey, bro\n\nI feel a bunch of people are going to take it without a proper reason, and it's going to cause harm |
| XBox studios are toast. If you aren't working on the elder scrolls, halo or fallout, you're gone basically. |
| That’s just the short sellers trying to get it to drop. |
| Definitely mimics the part where nothing ever happens |
| KXIAY\nRDDT\nC7AO |
| Yeah shame not to see my man Raphael |
| TEVA, biggest public manufacturer of multiple dog and people anxiety meds, reports Q2 earnings on 7/31. Stock's gone up after Q2 earnings last four years. Shit stock, but all the COVID pets with anxiety are getting prescribed trazodone for firework season. Enough for a lil pop in the stock. Calls probably, idk |
| WEN IREN POET |
| First biotech pump and dump? |
| I mean, there are also those Christian fundamentalists who homeschool their kids and tell them slavery was justified using Christian Bibles |
| Next there will a National Squirrel Day. WTF there are way too many holidays. OPEN THE CASINO. |
| If u put a 100k downpayment on a house and still have negative equity ur a fucking idiot lmao.\n\nPlus def can 300k is enough |
| 1. Cash\n2. VRWA\n3. GOOGL (LEAPS)\n\nYes, I love warren buffet, also I trade SPX 0DTEs sometimes so that's why I'm mostly cash |
| NVDA\nONDS\nPOET |
| 500k can’t even buy you a house |
| That makes sense, I guess I’m just peeved it’s four Donatellos and not just the four different turtles |
| TBH WEN is a much better trade ATM. Time to get into semis has passed and the market is very bloated. |
| MU, NBIS, T1 |
| Marvel, credo, corning |
| If France lose they might ask for the Statue of Liberty back. Let’s pray they win |
| Sofi |
| https://preview.redd.it/vsef69mieabh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bed343683f90acb7aaae73a07c54d8cfef34a94 |
| u/31andnotdone, this guy right here ☝️ |
| Alexa unmatched |
| Sndk\nSndk\nSndk |
| I worked in construction before for 5 yrs in India for 5 bucks a day. Just 2 yrs back I got this job. I had to pay my own college fee in US as an immigrant starting from scratch. I am not a virtue signaller like you. |
| This is what we got the for the 250: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/1unaftw/my_wife_ate_my_sons_birthday_breakfast/ |
| Domo arigato, mister robo to.. domo.. domo.. |
| Mbappe looks like the tmnt (I’m not joking) so will be French suppprters |
| I love soccer because it mimics life and it’s much like the markets. It dispenses joy and misery at random. |
| I just want to flirt with internet girls |
| https://preview.redd.it/7hpm8su5eabh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3da164eb020a5da9758a87d129f60f02821c764 |
 Blocked www.reddit.com |
| https://preview.redd.it/zee38wn1eabh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02cbc40ecf51f336d32668a6d97ef97a87015f37\n\n \nGood luck regard… |
| If bols were smart they'd sell all of their semis for $WEN calls. |
| I’ll take it |
| Buy Wen through DoorDash? |
| Lol. I worked in construction, electricity, and even cleaned stadiums for a living. Came to a different country all together and started from scratch again. |
| Where was the stop loss lol |
| Has fking me become a spectator sport? 🦸♂️ |
| Coke and models |
| I gave $3 tip earlier for a drink, they pass it over to me at the drive through and lid was loose so it explodes on my lap, barista asks if I want the tip back, I just wanted paper towels |
| I wish you all the best but this graph looks like pure noise. Stop while you’re ahead |
| bots |
| Get a better job then lmao |
| Why is there four dudes in Donatello tmnt costumes at the game? |
| GEV \nGLW \nSMH |
| NEBIUS \n\nNBIS \n\nNEBTARDSSSS UNITEEE |
| Weird SLS cult is weird |
| i rather be down than a dork |
| Dame, gifs are allowed on WSB now? |
| Preache. When you lose your routine, you get soft. You get soft, you die. \nWake up with purpose, even if it’s to get the mail. We are destined to work together, our whole life. Not hit an age and go into play mode |
| AI |
| We are going to have went from google search to general artificial intelligence before Bethesda could produce the next Elder Scrolls game just so you know. What in the F\*$(% are they doing? |
| Eyyy macarena |
| RDDT has so much room to run. |
| Arigato deez nuts |
| HOOD, MSFT, SPCX |
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| What I like about TKO & Live Nation is in 2035 when everyone has AI-generated movies, TV shows, videos, and slop, people will still pay hundreds of dollars to watch two people fight or sing |
| Its more difficult than it should be to find a white t shirt that's not partially see-through |
| You fuckin liar |
| 1 day a year versus 2 straight years of indoctrination 🤣 get a grip |
| 1. AOC feet pics \n2. Pikachu Pokemon card \n3. First Tweet NFT |
| How many more 3 day weekends do I have to suffer this year, fuck my life |
| MSFT, OCBC bank, DBS bank |
| Obviously a mill at 30 but if it turns out I’m one of those regards that is gonna spend everything an be broke by 50 then the later |
| MU, MUU, AMZN |
| Been practicing my Japanese check me out:\n\nArigato\n\n🫵 Gozaimasu |
| Is 🥭 still buying spirit airlines? 🤼♀️ |
| It genuinely shocks me how dumb some of the people on this sub are. |
| Played multiple years of football, soccer . Played no pads football at the park. I know the default lazy rural American response is soccer is for sissies but those clashes can hurt. Did you miss the Canadian player get his leg snapped? Just because fist fights aren’t condoned doesn’t mean the clashes don’t hurt |
| RKLB AMAT SCHD |
| Everybody watches, nobody participates |
| SOFI, PATH, PEP |
| the are just shaking market for 2 month. and then stock soars to moon |
| Armin Tamzarian? |
| It's probably going to pump premarket and crash at open. Same as last week. |
| This is going to end well… NOT |
| you only live once! |
| Maybe 😂, btw cool username |
| Paraguay 1-0 lottos |
| Not counting index funds: MO IBM WDC |
| Cash |
| And those remaining here, or behind the Wendys are just not satisfied with "enough". |
| Lord Palmerston!\n\n*Googles Lord Palmerston*\n\nOh my God, this guy sucked! |
| Cuck on cuck violence |
| +4000% Monday. True mayhem for shorters. |
| Why? |
| Short interest on WEN is 33%, days to cover ratio is 5,6 and potential turnaround isnt something impossible. Just sell those puts bro |
| Ure welcome 🤌 |
| Payload glande |
| And shiny plastic should be illegal in cars anyway because it reflects sunlight |
| I remember seeing koreans on battle.net back in the old sc/wc3 days, and their character sets werent supported on western PCs so it always looked like they spoke in morse code. |
| Pull at least half out now before the next leg down |
| > becoming rich enough to not work\n\nI surmised as much. I just wanted to be sure that that is what was meant here.\n\nPeople who aim to be rich enough so they don't have to work seldom succeed in their mission.\n\nI know a lot of people who are rich by the above definition. They all work. And much harder than those who aim to be rich enough to not work |
| RDTL \nTQQQ \nRDDT |
| I just wanna thank all my HATERS for the motivation\n\n😤🥺😤😤 |
| No F-47 flyover? BA puts it is |
| The principal from the Simpsons? |
| I mean, Trump brought back Christopher Columbus day so...yes? |
| Pitt the Elder!!! |
| Bols about to get slaughtered soon that not even a wendy's gig will fill the hole in their ports. Bears will fill the hole between their wives' legs however. |
| Bulls every Monday: |
| Points to taint |
| VT \nVT \nVT |
| Enjoy ridding out the lost decade boss |
| I'm a GaYmer.....DERP |
| What non-shit job is hiring 8 hour weeks |
| Me in less than 5 years |
| Bro why catch fomo 😭 |
| What 0.8 fertility rate does to a mf |
| VTI \nAMZN \nGOOG |
| I love roasting historical figures. Like, fuck Thomas Seymour, 1st Baron Seymour of Sudeley. That guy sucked |
| https://preview.redd.it/yxi9lkkmcabh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a5bd05316800e55cdfcaefa36f9fe17a574dc5e |
| Cashing out my beanie baby collection so I can retire 🦸♂️ |
| Fuck him |
| Pretty idealistic take lol\n\nYou need to seriously high income to make it reality, far above average that is. |
| we control fate |
| Very sad day for Bul |
| Oh honey..... show us on the little dolly where the AI generated content hurt you. |
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| When did you open this? |
| What makes you guys interested in MSFT? just curious |
| They are appropriately still fighting European imperialism. ¡Lucha, hasta la victoria siempre! |
| https://preview.redd.it/azloqz1jcabh1.png?width=522&format=png&auto=webp&s=998fd9564c4147ce9f9a8f25e5aa892d7c0eed17\n\n |
| There we go. Something I can get behind 👍 |
| played football team 1 year. i liked and was better at basketball and golf. you can stop responding now |
| You have no idea how many of “me” exist. |
| People be like "I'm buying a Porsche and Patek watch because I want to enjoy my life while I'm young"\n\nlike what? Enjoying life is about hobbies, contributing to your community and hanging out with friends, not buying a dumb ass watch or car your poor ass can't afford |
| https://preview.redd.it/1c5dzsngcabh1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d871ddeabd671a44619b17d40bf11d0dc2312d70 |
| My SLS short will soon be my biggest position though |
| No one cares about weekend speeches. |
| INTL, NVDA, SMH |
| Amazon recruiting commercials look like ai slop |
| 1. AMD \n2. BRK/B\n3. PYPL |
| single stock futures start end of this month. i don't really care about PDT rules but that was pretty awesome change as well. it's been a good year for trading accessibility. \n\n \nand it is going to be interesting seeing robinhood/webull revenue upcoming, going to go up a lot |
| You mean you go to the Squid games |
| I FOMO'd and bought MU. I don't even care if I lose. This is such a crazy time and their earnings were so insane that I just want to remember I was here on my deathbed. |
| That’s the best 20 min GIF I’ve seen |
| Boooo. Let us have fun. |
| 1- NVDA \n2- GOOG \n3- TTWO |
| You can’t do anything with five, Greg. Five's a nightmare. Can't retire, not worth it to work. Oh, yes, five will drive you un poco loco, my fine feathered friend". |
| He never said what direction he's going in. Maybe he's shorting it. |
| Grok 50,000 MAUs? That's a lot of Elons in a bikini |
| I haven’t noticed the difference. This sounds like a circle jerk. |
| Has 🥭 given his speech yet? |
| When the kids hit Kindergarten |
| I didn't know they had a modeling company. |
| You fell for ai |
| And how many of those have you played? |
| waitin for PS6 for GTA6 cause fuck this shit |
| They’re busy removing funny posts for no reason. |
| It’s about time corporations came right out and admitted it. |
| Eating junk food, masturbation and gambling all day, the life of a YOLO \n\n \nIts lonely sometimes |
| Calls |
| doesn't matter. federal gov is backing the buildout |
| this is actually genius -- take VC money and go crazy opening stores to show growth, take it public to cash out, then close the poorly performing stores to show improving per store sales, savings, which tricks people into becoming bagholders on the way to zero, and then you buy up the assets in bankruptcy and start over! |
| not really. rugby is huge in europe, nfl is huge here, rough sports are popular most places just not for twig boys like you |
| These two French commentators are pretty objective. |
| Go live with the poors |
| Wut |
| Sure hope I'm rich Monday 🦸♂️ |
| Invest in Eli Lilly!!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/2z4qxswwbabh1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd0a08b6e0d2c23ade5db3dbefb1e1fc23f2f8e6\n\n |
| only if the country has affordable healthcare, public transit, education, and daycare if you're a parent\n\namericans still can't retire in poor places on 40k because they're gonna pay so much in healthcare, car costs, and if they have kids they're gonna be stuck in poverty |
| MELI \nRDDT \nZETA |
| if you own a house you're doing pretty good lmao |
| MSFT \nGOOGL \nURI |
| MSFT\nSPGI\nMELI |
| Meta \nMsft \nRddt |
| brings the housing costs down for a brief period |
| This is the kind of content I can get behind |
| TTWO; MSFT; NVDA |
| FAANGs. Today, the Mag 7, but mainly the same group. Got in early on these. Not sure if any have an entry point right now. Buy quality and hold it. |
| 🤴 |
| Koreans being more regarded then rest of world wasn’t on my bingo card |
| Hell yes brother. Thursday was a great day to load the boat again 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| because the way you are speaking sounds like you expect vast returns quickly. I'm 41. I've been investing for about 16 years now. I don't think it's unreasonable to assume you are younger just based on your comments. and "I've done had" kind of indicates young also. |
| Yeah, and you have to do it 1st thing in the AM. No eating for 30 min. The new Eli Lilly pill can be taken at any time of the day. |
| That screams I’m insecure and need some performative masculine signaling. Like those dudes that never served but glizzy glaze the troops |
| > you can half-ass 40 hours for 5 days a week\n\nthis is literally just the average normal 40 hour employee already |
| Will come back soon I hope. I’ve averaged down to 23. 17% of port |
| Ram is a 2x version. It's cheap now too. You can get 1k shares and sell calls on pops. |
| Top quality content. I believe this will cause the line to go to the right, and maybe even upwards. |
| Oh shit here we go again |
| ok thats expectation, now show the reality for everyone here |
| META boutta rip memory bros ass this week |
| I'm hard |
| hell yeah! good on you I hope you FIRE |
|  |
| Smart guy! Did you see the fella who got an amusement park all-inclusive season pass and works remotely in the park, pigging out at all the concessions?\n\nHe's my hero |
| PL \nBOT \nETHT |
| FXAIX, FSELX, CHPY |
| Tbh, that belief is kinda hard to argue against right now. |
| Ok this but a Tesla. I’m living in it rn can’t find a place. The camp mode recycling the air every 20 is game changing. Lost a ton on spy puts… I also can’t afford clean white ts anymore I’ve switched to beige. |
| Frmi is a disaster |
| SPY \nTLT \nBTC/Gold |
| CLOV \nXLE CALLS \nQQQ PUTS |
| Just get more creative, or expand some service type skills.\n\nI’d love to be a ski Instructor/ski patrol in the winters and I could cut grass in the summer or something. Neither full time, just enough to not draw down investments much.\n\nI have 3 landscaping friends, one of them does it as a side hustle and just has like 20 yards and makes an extra 1200 a month or something and he could scale up some and still be at under 20 hours a week. So something like this paired with a Winter job you like and your golden. At least that’s my current plan, things could change |
| Was that your life savings you did that with? How old are you? Are you retired now? \n\nI have no idea about the first thing in investing, but damn if it ain’t a hoot watching a guy become a millionaire cause he played the game well. |
| First time watching a CONCACAF team? |
| Dram/ram\nSpacex/loff\nSmh/soxx |
| i played on basketball team, never played hockey but i enjoy watching it and respect how tough it is. those guys go out of their way to be extra tough and soccer is a baby flopping cry fest |
| BIRD\nBIRD\nBIRD |
| How am I supposed to make money with this information? NEXT! |
| 1) Blackberry\n2) Blackberry\n3) Blackberry |
| Damn people like you still exist? I would’ve thought every last one would be extinct by now |
| Is this what Burry shorted recently? |
| You sound fat |
| It should. Is it making your butthole clenched and clammy? |
| Bears are dead Monday |
| NVDA LRCX KLAC: The semi king and the ones that make semis, including memory, possible. |
| Maybe trade sofi for dram. It just had a nice pullback. |
| becoming rich enough to not work, which he won't achieve unless he finds some way to con other working people out of their money |
| ive done had a 401k im confused why yall think im still younger ? |
| Something is rising but its not my portfolio |
| I feel the same, and not just with AI stocks |
| confused |
| At some point they should just drop the pretense and beat each other with the sticks. When’s the last time you played hockey? |
| Meta was just burning money |
| so many people in here watching WC games. Mods should just give us a space lol. |
| https://preview.redd.it/52mkbalsaabh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a929b663c85180aa2bd0e5605097f032bfd58f16 |
| It show 18% for me. 18% is about 3 cents a week so I doubt bears will care about this over the 24% gains in the last 3 months |
| Go hard or go home mentality is strong with us. |
| speak for myself how ? this is years ago bruh … the illiteracy crisis is crazy … |
| All losses and gains are unrealized until you pull the trigger. \n\nIf you were up 140k then lost 70k and you decided to sell, that's on you. |
| Did you reply to the wrong comment? |
| Archer |
| SCHD 😴 \nASTS 🛰️ \nRKLB 🚀 |
| Dram is my largest holding. I threw in so much last week on the dip. I even got leaps into 2028. I got a lot of ram contracts as well. My other ones are spacex/loff and smh/soxx. |
| Tsm \nHood \nAmzn |
| That it’s not Korean |
| Amzn \nGoog \nDram |
| BofA \nDeez \nNutz\n\nJk, I’m 50/30 SPY/QQQ an 20 DRAM |
| Yep, that's the goal |
| soccer is what you get if you asked someone to make every aspect of hockey worse |
| Poor the tax |
| Paramilitary astroglide |
| 33% short interest, ~6.6 days to cover, heavy call activity, and a clean break over $10 could force some uncomfortable decisions. I’m in.\n |
| Oh geez Meta. There goes the data rental\nhttps://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/data-centers/cheyenne-suspends-data-center-fill-and-flush-and-closed-loop-discharges-after-meta-contractor-contaminated-its-reuse-water-system |
| Why france ain’t scored yet. It’s making me nervous. |
| MSFT, BE, SpaceX. Is that good? |
| https://preview.redd.it/kci9a4d8aabh1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f11d386c4be24096aee69b034427adedc316a6c |
| why? |
| Yes they are best team there is… |
| MU to the Moon |
| WSB went from degen to chilling at non profits the evolution of WSB has to be studied |
| being adopted by a rich family can still be tough 🥀 wealth in America looks a lot of different ways, too. Investment wealth doesn’t mean your parents spend that on you. But I could also retire happy with 2M and you make the right points 😭 I’m just an orphan |
| The housing market is going to crash probably within the next couple of years but certainly end of the decade. |
| Paragays |
| BULL HOOD MSTR |
| That’s redundant… |
| No “OF”? |
| Yeah definitely depends on what your interest rate is if you can do better with the money elsewhere. At a minimum you should be sure to max out your 401(k) contributions with an employer match and your own IRA. |
| RZLV, RIVN, AGNC. NBIS is number 4. |
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| Are you trying to say paragraph? |
| lol wendy's is the only place that tells you the truth about what's coming, respect the honesty. minions and monsters prepping for mayhem is basically just a Wendy's tuesday anyway, the spicy nuggets hit different when you're already down 40% on the day. saw this exact sign once near a trading desk and my coworker said "that's us" without even blinking |
| Probably the best definition of “understanding” in the sense that we use it to refer to human intelligence is if it can appropriately extrapolate to a situation that wasn’t in its pre-training data set, and not make a completely bizarre error in the process. “Bizarre” here happens because of a lack of understanding. |
| Fr. He should wait till he starts playing with mortgage money before payday. |
| Voo mu and sndk |
| Rddt, DRAM, LUNR |
| 1. Clov |
| It’s also 25% Samsung lol |
| Are you trying to say paraglider? |
| Paraguay playing dirty hope they lose💩 |
| I was overweight, sleep apnea, high blood pressure, liver issues, bad cholesterol, all of which contributed to my pre existing anxiety. This despite being pretty active. All are much better now only 2.5 months in…so all the haters can absolutely get fucked 😂\n\nEdit: into sports and outdoor activity. Hit late 30s though and the metabolism just hit like a ton of bricks… |
| I say more like cote d ivorie but potato potato |
| RKLB, SNDK, MU |
| SPY, META, NUAI |
| I'd just want a workshop but you could go through that money fairly fast building out a machine or wood shop. |
| France looking weak, they might hold puts over the long weekend. |
| Ok gay liberace |
| Nflx flying this week |
| His search history. |
| That’s your bbc |
| RKLB, DRAM, 3rd |
|  |
| Thank you for your comfort; I hope you have a good holiday with your wife. I truly hope I'll live to see the day I can go to New York to see Hamilton. |
|  |
| Ko ka i na |
| True that French team looks like South African team lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/yzypwtci9abh1.jpeg?width=1672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4407985171519b242055fe714f60b8e6420f3cd3 |
| That’s how you deal with France. Worked for Argentina |
| It's like watching a whole team of Lebron SGA, flopping |
| Aren’t they number 1 rn |
| Seems safer to cover a short call with delta on this ticker |
| I almost did Wegovy but opted to pay a bit more for the Zepbound Qwik Pen. I love it. Just jab once a week and forget about it otherwise. Isn’t the pill every day?! |
| Come on ref |
| I understand the first two but why bbc? Maybe swap it out for asts. |
| What a bunch of absolute babies, these soccer players. Writhing in pain from a tap on the arm |
| get to it bruh. still got at least a few months of crazyass tech gains if u can stomach the volatility. |
| sndq 55%, cash 45% |
| Because drug addicts try to look like soccer players. Now ask your self why the French team look like an African squad along with the fact that it’s illegal to get a paternity test in France 🤔 |
| Die a legend |
| Or you could’ve married a rich cougar. This is investment advice. |
| Ideally as automation increases, the amount of time one has to spend working to do your part in keeping the system going decreases, both in terms of per-week and your prime earning years.\n\nwe all know it aint gonna work out like that though. |
| That sounds like just describing the rat race |
| Is that on margin? |
| Where’s AAPL? |
| Paraguay going the bully route I like it |
| Wtf keep your nasty hands off Mbape 😡 |
| Soundsike North America, and most of the world. |
| It’s a general number obviously ding dong. Not being specific |
| **BanBet Error** — Could not get current price for SPY |
| !banbet SPY +3% 48h |
| I don't own any stocks anymore. \n\nI was up to $140k, then lost $70k, no options, all long term large stocks, just bad timing.\n\nThe only investments I know that are legitimate are private ones. The stock market is manipulated.\n\nThis sub is a casino sub. |
| Which one? I was on the Wegovy pill recently. No issues, but didn't get the higher doses. |
| MSFT \nCRM \nORCL\n\nI don’t know why |
| Some micro stock \nMeta \nBrk |
| Microstrategy owns 847,363 Bitcoin x 1 million = 850 billion give of take. Saylor owns 10% of micro strategy so the NAV would be worth around 85 billion. While I didn't even bother to look at his other assets or speculate on how much more than the NAV his company might trade for, given Musk is worth a trillion Mike would have many hundreds of billions to go I am sure. |
| Lies… a lot of hot chicks def pick poor guys.. you can be a “project“ a “fixer up” or the abusive drunk lazy boyfriend.. there’s hope still |
| Had an effed up co worker hang himself from a tree near an elementary playground. Sick SoB. |
| tax the poor |
| I have that in cash lol. I have like 5m in investments |
| Rolls royce (30%)\nNvdia (10%)\nSandisk (8%) |
| NVDA \nAMZN \nINTC |
| So just need to make 1.4m!\n\nYay |
| 1. RDDT\n2. GOOG\n3. VOO |
| Jk, SLS, DRAM, VOO….watching DISK and LASR |
| Yeah, I doubt I'll live until 70. Always told the wife at least if we do live that long we have something. If not, the kids will have something. Both of these options make me happy |
| Ohh, indeed |
| NVDA, AMD, VOO |
| Why do Paraguay players look like drug addicts? |
| Thank you for your service. Now, BULLISH ON TEXAS SMALL CAP OIL 🥴📈 |
| Where’s the Korean wsb I want to read their degen stories |
| I know 12 people that said they want to try various androids now\nOne wanted the oneplus with the digitizer thing on the back\nOne wanted the opo for the camera\nOne wanted a fold\n\nOne wanted a google phone because many youtubers have shown the camera logic is better |
| Getting drunk on grapefruit hard kambucha. If this is ghey then call me Liberace! |
| Vti \nVti \nVti |
| If you look straight at the France flag you turn gay |
| No bras allowed |
| Wtf why are Paraguayans so agressive |
| Invested $2000 and made 4600 in the slot machine. Just heading out I don’t want to give those money back. |
| That is profoundly stupid. Stop doing that. \n\nInvest it, then when it grows to enough to pay your house off, do that. If you really want to. |
| Borrow fee is 23% right now, squeeze will be brutal for bears |
| Just trade futures with a prop firm, it’s easy to make 4k per month |
| Asts rklb and nbis |
| More than what I expected |
| AMD, RKLB, AMAT |
| Are brawls allowed? |
| that question mark in “mayhem?” really changes the vibe |
| Never blindly follow Ze Germans |
| Brawndo has electrolytes |
| Roof a house, then tell me about 'the grind'. |
| Ginger |
| aight thx bruh |
|  |
| DRAM is 25% SK Hynix…if the stock goes down then the ETF is cooked? |
| Mayhaps. |
| I’d like to formally hire you as my quant my good sir. |
| You’re half way there. Now all you need to do is bet your life savings on |
| Bruh u need to VTI & chill. So u want $4K/mo, call it $6K pretax, $6 \* 12 mo/year = $72K/year. $72K / 0.04 = $1,800K, aight u need like $1.8 milly at a SWR of 4%. That's yo goal mayn. |
| I’m sure he appreciates all the recycled memes |
| 1.5% is mooning now? |
| > What if you get aggressive cancer in a year and die?\n\nYou probably won’t. \n\nAnd money isn’t so important that you need to regret your short life because you didn’t spend enough. That is rather stupid. You can regret things like not spending enough time with your family but it’s rather materialistic to regret not having spent enough money. \n\nAt a certain point spending more doesn’t really change your life experience |
| Because if the prophecy is true, bitcoin's price will continue to drop for 364 days after the ATH back in October. So the price would continue to drop until early October |
| Only ASTS |
| A prequel about young Junior would go hard |
| This guy every couple of months:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5l0najd88abh1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9cc9d1d949e0d0056d68e8f0f701b22b3208e9c |
| It’s a cuck deluxe move. |
| Down by market open |
| As long as QQQ reaches $730 at some point before Thursday I’m good |
| Buy stocks that will go up, without regards to whether you've bought them before. If a stock isn't likely to go up much, sell it and use the money more effectively.\n\n"Averaging down" is relevant for tax purposes. |
| there's people working back breaking labor in mines, farms, factories, working in extreme weather doing dangerous stuff and you're complaining about making 100k because you get a performance review and have some sort of way to be evaluated at work\n\nget fucked asshole |
| Mayham* there may be some ham. |
| Dont get it. I am retard. |
| No way dude. I hate the French but my god is their soccer team good… |
| Shitcoin pumping in preparation for tonight’s speech? |
| DOOO NOOOOOOT REEDEEEEM. I WILLL REEEDEEEM. |
| Norway going to HUNT. Clear dark horse here… |
| 250th Year of "Independence"?! LMAAAOOO |
| Just tackle the whole team and win, got it |
| Volunteer work can be very fulfilling and the people who hire there are happy for anyone to volunteer pro-bono for any amount of time |
| At my local Wendy’s it reads “Mosters”. \n\nFalse indicator. |
| https://i.redd.it/yt3drazz7abh1.gif\n\n.bmp |
| Easy fix. Just don’t be poor. |
| Full port Paraguay |
| What are you worried about going all in on now? I’ll do it for you |
| WEBN (85%) \nINVE-B.ST (9%) \nNOW (4%) |
| It’s the book of revelation not revelations btw |
| new trend confirmed, calls on costco |
| Spy 50% sls 30% Google 20% |
| r/wallstreetsafebets |
| “Sir, this IS a Wendy’s” |
| People will say this then contribute to their 401K |
| https://preview.redd.it/frqi6uap7abh1.jpeg?width=1109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=313c15bb9678c8b4c25925d3b5a5ca8743328b4c\n\n \nSouth Korea conveys imp msg to US memory stocks in occasion of 4th July |
| 25k isnt needed anymore |
| What’s up you flamin galahs? |
| What does it even mean to be all in on that?\n\nAlso, people who ask themselves questions? Sound completely regarded. |
| SPYG CLM CRF |
| Amd, SPCX, amc |
| Korea is wealth inequality in the west fast forwarded 3 decades\n\nYou hypergamble everything or you resign yourself to permanent underclass |
| VTI |
| Don't forget that 2024 and 2025 were for certain the years the markets would correct, inverse square law curve and all.\n\nI do know is not 'inverse square law curve'. It just sounds funnier that way. |
| Sorry Bobcat homie |
| What does it mean for Micron? In all seriousness\n\nEdit: alright u degen… since I can’t awake the bright mind of WSB\n\nIf not IF, it’s WEN!!!!!!! \n\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/o9o3tpqq7abh1.png?width=580&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff415cd97a6a2e83628a026007275446721f97aa\n\n |
| About to trail run up my favorite mountain in NH and check out the 🎆 |
| RGLD\nRGLD\nRGLD |
| TTWO\nMSFT \nGRAB\n\nEOY I will be shitting on this whole sub 😤 |
| I hear Thailand is nice |
| I’d watch that |
| If you chase dividends I guarantee you are poor |
| I barely watch these days but play a lot, incredible fun |
| lol, then speak for yourself before you tell others they are cooked |
| I don't know, bruh. it's like 100K lines of code total and I ain't build none of that myself, it's gonna be a bitch to figure it out, even wit AI. Plus, I got no confidence in the original devs. They built whatever shit retards asked for without anyone ever saying "no". Shit probably ain't even scoped correctly. Probably easier to rebuild entirely. |
| Up your asshole, Down your throat |
| I just found that out too. I mean about you, I have a job. |
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| \n\nMemory |
| https://preview.redd.it/pkg99ytk7abh1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee1f3b27831a0a91411ea241e0c7c845933a77ef |
| You know what, I've read the thread and it is full with all the nerds talking about how they just want to stay at home all day long and read "comfy books" (whatever the fuck that is. Dungeon Crawler Carl, I bet). This is not the maximalist wsb I love. Your point is just going over their heads |
| That's only 10% of networth for him/her/zer. Not even outrageous. |
| U need to be rich to get a big titty goth? Skill issue |
| I like this. I might actually make it. |
| more* |
| Clearly skill issue |
| You can try to start a business in one thing you love to do, doesnt have to be super profitable then cause your life is not depending on it |
| Except that is not stealth wealth |
| Daily grind, performance reviews, bullshit metrics all for earning 100k per yr. And some fuckers who cant tell difference between mouth and asshole, just open some gambling houses, brothels and become billionaires or presidents even. Some even get their signature on to the currency notes. People who say these fuckers dont live a great life just because they dont have “friends” or “peace” is pure cope. |
| This is me except I don’t have 500k investment portfolio 😩 |
| As an actual poor person, I object. |
| On American Independence Day, I wept bitterly, resenting myself for not choosing America, ultimately becoming a disabled and tormented failure. |
| If you rotate France flag by 90 degrees you get Paraguay flag |
| So then turn on the ac |
| Mods are less gay |
| And exit liquidity |
| MSFT, NFLX , SPY |
| this is normal, no hoola here |
| Well they actually can’t, and why we should raise congressional pay |
| Svelte in my opinion but react is the most used. I’d first keep the back end point it to your new front end and go from there. pHP gets a lot shit I don’t want to work on it but it runs |
| ASTS,RDDT , SHAZ |
| LWLG\n\nLWLG \n\nLWLG. |
| Well this trash has already made me over 1k in option premium and 2k in shares. Guess you probably bought higher and so you’re angry? Just hold it will reclaim 25 at minimum. |
| Wait why so many gifs??? |
| NOK 100% YOLO |
| 1. Not sure if im allowed to mention it?\n2. Rklb \n3 various |
| what's stopping you from deleting linkedin, that place is a dumpster fire\n\nr/LinkedInLunatics |
| My first car, inherited a 2000 from my grandmother and drove the wheels off it |
| intc, bbd.to, hca |
| My son is a decent junior tennis player, and tournaments & lessons are expensive. Knowing that 65 percent of college tennis is filled with foreign players I figure his high school career will be all he has. I want to help his self esteem and help him get the best experience possible. Then he can go to college and be done with tennis if that's what he chooses. |
| Navy dentist here. Plan to retire at age 48. To me that’s wealth. I could make more but would sacrifice my mental state lol |
| Home cooked meals are a blessing |
| I'll gladly pay you two handjobs on Tuesday for a cheeseburger today. |
| Circuit breakers normalize deviance. \n\nIt’ll work until it doesn’t and when it doesn’t, boy we’re in for a rough ride. |
| MU, WDC & SOXX. Been holding them since December |
| SPCX \nPLTR \nNVDA \nTSLA \nBRKB/B \n\nAll even amount of shares |
| \> probably need to rebuild from the ground up because no way am i maintaining some old shit\n\ndon't rebuild it just fix it, get claude and opus |
| Do those civilizations still have a yearly celebration for it and put their kids in two years of school to indoctrinate in these teachings to this day? |
| bill & ted went on an excellent adventure and all it cost them was some time. |
| yeah he basically just found how to dodge fees |
| VOO\nNVDA\nVTI |
| I like to look at the loss tag all day and make fun of the dorks that are down |
| Me |
| RDDT \nRDDT \nRDDT |
| Play |
| Vgt, smh, googl |
| USA why? |
| Sorry to hear that, it may not have been applicable in the timeframe or location you were in it. But one of the biggest rip offs is healthcare or other ‘benefits’ in low paying jobs. Almost always a marketplace plan is multiple levels cheaper. |
| Full ported on one |
| Dumbass |
| I don't ask much. I just want to be able to fucking delete my LinkedIn, buy a boring 3bedrooms in the middle of nowhere on a few acres and have enough on the stonk market to get 4k/month after taxes.\n\nMissed or paperhanded the dotcom bubble, corndog, bubble , gayme bubble, ai/nvda, metals, memory.\n\nFor fuck's sake i'm bad at this. |
|  |
| Go join the Army or something. |
| "rat life"\n\n\n\n |
| I too hate your life |
| It’s only gambling if you pull the money out lmfao and invest in dumb ass meme stocks |
| GOOGL \nNVDA \nSOFI |
| Do not redeem 🙉 |
| 😂 . Can you point in the picture where the man touched you? |
| Icln, nbis, ntra |
| And true freedom is abolishing the system which keeps us trapped in the rat race in the first place. |
| Humans can't feel pain, their nerves are all clumped in their head, barely distributed throughout their body. The sound that they make is just air escaping from their sacs. |
| To be fair, plenty of civilizations were doing that. Look at what the Greeks did after rhey sacked Troy. |
| I'd start putting into SCHB since it sounds like you expect this to be long term. SCHG is fine, but I wouldn't say long term, just keep what you have there. and keep adding consistently to SCHB every month, keep adding to your 401k if you get one and keep progressing your job growth, that will make a huge difference, if your job isn't paying you enough and it's your career path get a new job. lots of people easily make 20 - 30% more in job hops provided it's not a service type job etc. |
| Cool shit post troll. Go back to your bridge toll…also look up “food noise”… |
| Yeah, which is why people have been calling this a bubble. |
| think? |
| Balls? |
| I feel incredibly lucky. Made $30k last year and $18k year to date in realized gains. In June, decided to just put $50 into the SPY every day will put $100 a day under $700.\n\nIt is fun playing with options, but the stress just aint worth it |
| This has less to do with you and more to do with a tech sell off. If you want big gains you have to stomach the volatility and hold |
| These 3 day weekends are brutal, especially with the Koreans screwing with us with their green Shrek Friday.\n\nI propose that 3 day weekends be replaced with regard days where accounts with $10k or less balances participate. |
| Claude has 63M MAUs while ChatGPT is at 1,022 MAUs\n\nThis proves: NSFW AI content 🔞 > enterprise & business applications > consumer applications |
| The truth. The sedentary lifestyle tends to kick in after retirement leading to a decline in health. |
| Read ? |
| I will try this! |
| Yeah so you too can still get a great deal!\n\nAct now! These savings won't last! |
| Watch the premiere league |
| like i need to replace a retard at work who's supposed to be building shit but can't seem to do it. we got a legacy app in php/drupal and i'm starting to wonder if i have to fucking take it on. essentially a bigass multiuser crud app. probably need to rebuild from the ground up because no way am i maintaining some old shit. if i can't hire the appropriate person. |
| Hmmm.. That sure wasn't brought to my attention when I was in that situation |
| NVDA \nAMD \nAMAT |
| If you read what everyone else is reading, you will think what everyone else is thinking. |
| fat lazy idiot - get fucked |
| Gurl same |
| I can tell you used AI to write this, ChatGPT in particular. A bit more effort next time, please. |
| Well ur fucking wrong lol |
| What everyone is doing? Its freaking hot and humid in Boston! |
| ABT |
| FSELX\nTXN\nIBM |
| GOOG \nTSM \nAMAT |
| lol, 🦅🦅🦅 and proud |
| Cannon fodder |
| Just 2: NTDOY and SCHD |
| How do you know they are frugal? Why go out and burn ur entire net worth at 85 and leave ur family with nothing |
| So, uhhhh, can I just get you a #1, then? |
| Nvidia, Palantir, MU, Google |
| RKLB \nNBIS \nASTS |
| Without the exes it would just be s |
| Paul Stanley. Live to Win song. Listen to it. It will brighten your day. |
| He’s thinking it’ll 50x when Nuclear actually takes off. It may… |
| My mom has a remedy for nausea that I swear works everytime for me. You cut a lemon in half and lick it. The sourness just stops it almost immediately for me. \n\nNo idea if this will work on nausea caused by GLP-1. |
| Thought your comment was stupid since I assumed this was r/FIRE based on these comments. \n\nThe nerds in this comment chain need to fuck outta this sub and head over to FIRE subs. \n\nI’m here for loss porn not this nerd ass shit. \n\n(Although I personally follow FIRE rather than the debauchery here lol) |
| Easy how? |
| A gag for your mouth to make you stop eating is cheaper |
| Cause I just realized what it could look like too |
| I want to get into soccer so bad but these fake injuries every 10 minutes make it impossible |
| Yeah you're right AI has no use cases, it's just a toy, it'll be gone in a year or two |
| Bitcoin up or down |
| At Starbucks rn what do you guys want |
| I told the grass A/C salesman to "get off my lawn". Now my lawn looks like it's dying. |
| I heard some medical reps talking about glp1\n\n\n\nIf you dont need to cut major weight be careful with that stuff \n\n\n |
| https://i.redd.it/74xq5bys5abh1.gif |
| Korean degens are next level. Back when crypto was hot the biggest pumps almost always started on Korean exchanges. |
| the volatility will be diabolical |
| The harsh truth is that places like Korea, the people there are facing extreme expectations to be successful while at the same time income to home price is near impossible achievement without taking extreme financial risks. |
| Happy 250th, you free retards! |
| holy fuk bro got a yellow card wit zero contact jesus |
| Based |
| For bbcs |
| I am fine. It sucks but unfortunately I am used to it |
| How do you know |
| i hate my life |
| Based |
| I don't see how this is sustainable. If everybody seeks to escape the "rat race" to enjoy life, then there will be no services or wealth left to enjoy for anybody. The only thing the proliferation of this mindset tells me is that the asset bubble is reaching absurd levels, and people are fantasizing about living off a "guaranteed" investment return for life. If you think about it, it makes no sense if everybody adopts this mindset and fantasizes about retiring off of "investing". You cannot create value from nothing, you have to create value for society, in order for society to reward you with something, and this is the "rat race". Escape velocity is inherently difficult to achieve, there are small inefficiencies to exploit but on a large scale it's unsustainable. |
| So you’re saying Jesus was right. |
| This |
| Happy 250th you free retards! |
| So basically this has gotten so put of hand that if we let the market fall s.k collapses and becomes dprk. Solid work. |
| Too many people are bad with money to understand you can live a perfectly good life without spending money frivolously |
| Yes and yes. |
| Europoors and their AC phobia |
| GOOG\n\nVDY\n\nPOET |
| thanks dad |
| You are your mothers son |
| NBIS, GEV, C Fund |
| Just give blowjobs for gambling money like a real man, wtf dude. |
| ayo what's the easiest webdev stack to learn? i know bash sql r and a bunch of other shit. |
| One of us! |
| He’s a poor noobie looking for logic in the chambers of the human heart |
| You can tell from the graph that there were massive losses already. |
| The nausea this GLP-1 is causing me is divine retribution for taking the easy way out. And id still take it every time…. |
| Crazy. What percentage does retail own in the us? (Looked it up its 10%) |
| Kaspa (KAS)\n\nBGIN\n\nBTC |
| They're on GETTEX now which is better but the OTC was/is brutal, especially in the early days, next to no volume at first and gaps up & down 5-20% with the Tokyo Exchange overnight so no saftey net with SL really... SNDK is definetly a safer play due to volume & overnight SL if your broker allows them! |
| ouch ... I said no teeth |
| Bro unlocked a new hack |
| NVDA AMZN UNH |
| 1. VT\n2. AVDV/AVUV\n3. MSFT |
|  |
| I have been seeing this called for 5 years. How big is this bubble gonna get? |
| This is why I don't bother with real life women - they just can't compete with the waifus |
| It’s so hot I’m gonna need stronger supporting underwear or my balls will be clanging against my knees |
| I was already green (my app was set to Chinese mode) |
| I was sceptic, but then you said "trust me" |
| Another man who supports gender equality |
| When the East Asians stop gambling in gacha and instead gambling on the real thing: |
| RKLB, PLTR, NVDA |
| Sometimes they codeswitch and then the FIRE sub starts leaking. |
| “What do you do?” “I work in Tech” “oh, that’s all going away soon…” |
| Some people are so far behind in the race they think they're leading.... |
| My friends are busy, I’m 27, and have no plans on the Fourth of July. What helps is I just got a bonus.\n\nWhat do u do? |
| Just don’t get into any other hobbies. I got into biking. Mistake |
| Sandisk, western digital, SP500 |
| Idiot |
| Don’t buy then bro - personally I’m all in |
| RDDT - $180 avg 32.9% \nVFV - $99 avg 41% \nPNG- $2.42 avg 23% |
| GS350 for life |
| TSM, NVDA and SCHG |
| The average person isn't able to save much in their early to mid 20s without significant assistance. Why are y'all acting like this is the norm? Lmfao.\n\nKinda out of touch. Not everyone can stay at home until 25-30, OR land a "good" paying job at 22 without having to support themselves financially. And I'm not using anecdotes. This is factual. Most people can't achieve this in their early to mid 20s.. |
| my buddy’s account blew up on those korean chips too |
| I find it kind of crazy & odd that Meta needs to spend hundreds of billions on AI capex to juice up advertising revenue growth, but Reddit has no capex and is also using AI to juice up their revenue growth. That makes no sense to me. Either Reddit is really, really smart or Meta is just burning money 🔥 |
| Actual tard |
| Nice try MMs |
| NVDA, AAPL, GOOGL.\n\nLLY, CRWD, AMD, aren’t far behind. |
| Gold Carwash Coins and AMD |
| Too much?\n\nNot enough?\n\nJust right? |
| Dear god I need this on a tshirt. |
| Crazy thing is that like retail investors owns 50% Korea stock market. Crazy casino 🎰 |
| NFLX\nMSFT\nGAP\n\nI had a very bad June. |
| Amd \nCII\nPsfe 😵💫 |
| This is why they circuit break every other day lmao |
| Smarter than the people buying WEN tbh |
| Konosuba is sooo good man |
| VFIAX (VOO but a mutual fund) half my port \nGOOG \nAMZN |
| NBIS, ASTS, DRAM make up a little bit over 70% of my portfolio currently. |
| VOO \nASML \nBTC |
| he's just a troll... you are the idiot for believing him |
| It’s not what you’re thinking it is |
| Rockwool A/S \nSharkNinja \nBooking. com |
| $NVDA \n\n$GOOGL\n\n$MRVL |
| Pair a gay |
| Less stupid than people believing in useful quantum computing |
| Watch a youtube video of the shuttle leaving the moon and coming back to Earth. Then you will understand. |
| Y’all can do whatever y’all want. I’m just saying you can enjoy life but be mindful maybe you’ll live longer than expected. Now, if you’re looking to work on Walmart or Home Depot at 75+ because you didn’t think about it well 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Is she ok ? |
| My wife is fit but we have sex about twice a month |
| nah SCHG mostly … its just when i started i wasnt making much money \n\nsay year one i invested $1,000 in an etf at like $10 then next year $2,500 at $12.50 now my cost basis is like $11.66 per share then next year i get a raise and work more hours and invest $6,000 at now $15.00 and my cb per share is $13.57 now since the price is $15.00 all it takes is like a -10% drawdown to go red … despite investing for 3 years … thats what happened to me\n\nthe market went up and so did my wages, since i worked more hours and got raises … i started at 18 making like $13.50 so it wasnt really hard to make more money from that starting point, plus when i paid off my car in that boosted my investable money by a ton … |
| Wtf |
| Get your filthy paws off me son. |
| SOUN\nASPI\nRZLV\n\nTrying to build my SOFI position to being my largest in my portfolio and it is just barely a smaller position than my RZLV position (RZLV- %14.2/// SOFI- %13.9) |
| Lets be real, 502k is like a downpayment for a house in 2026 for a house smaller than the bottom right panel. |
| Outside of funds: ELV; MELI; BRK-B |
| I missed Ezj dip. I regret it so much |
| Get your fucking ass back to fucking r/investing.\n\nChrist, how do you dorks find your way here. |
| Trust me, Bro 👊 |
| We love our Koreabros are just as degen as us. |
| Lmfao exactly. |
| Silver, Ohtani Cards, Pirate Coins |
| 1. PLTR \n2. SNDK \n3. MU |
| Gold dumping and higher oil price and you want to go in a mining company\n\nYou're a year late\n\nAnd the shittiest hyperscaler on top of that\n\nYou belong here |
| This is how people choke smh 😠 |
| Ah yes I cannot afford a extra $1 in gas so I will buy a 20k+ car lmao |
| Vix \nOil\nMstr |
| 😂😂 |
| soccer is considered a poor-mans sport in France so its usually only played by the low-income neighborhood residents\n\n |
| TSM, ALAB, MU |
| he will be homeless or dead soon |
| Meta was facing integration challenges with AI chip startup Rivos. Meta acquired Rivos in 2025 to accelerate development of in house AI chips and reduce reliance on outside suppliers. More than a quarter of Rivos employees who joined Meta had been laid off and that development of a chip intended to train Meta’s largest AI models had been paused. The startup had focused on AI accelerators built around the open-source RISC-V architecture and had previously raised roughly $370mn. |
| It got to 200, actually 199 and I cashed in |
| Mu \nDram \nVoo |
| Hmm, is it confirmed? Why Apple would take Sweden company? Still SIVE company is losing money while AI boom is happening. This is not good sign at all😔 |
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| BTC BTC BTC |
| Satan's short season* \n\n\n |
| I know a 18 year old who believes the earth is flat and there is a ice wall of secrets in Antarctica that the government is hiding… \n\nHow do people like this get through life? |
| Sure buddy\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/y2rgyyta4abh1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e0c9b9fb92598bc457810334004a3f2505f0daf |
| Post it all |
|  |
| I tell myself this to cope |
| RDDT, GOOG, VTI |
| 1. NBIS \n2. OUST \n3. CCXI warrants\n\nLooking to scale into two of the following three: \nQNT / SONY / QCOM |
| And Dr Pepper |
| The amount of people that are able to do that is extremely low compared to the average pop |
| Yeah what part of the thesis you got a problem with |
| ? |
| Batshit crazy mother fuckers |
| Dr Pepper |
| I’d like it more at $0 |
| https://preview.redd.it/4ne877a64abh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a300170d3cf9c9ae8ed3d0673c36a5489ea9ad84 |
| Wendy’s waiting for you, trust me bro. |
| Dr Pepper |
| INTC, UCEQX, SPCX...lol |
| How did you go about learning? |
| lol who has more access to drugs and alcohol than jocks/athletes? |
| Anything is possible |
| Wrong sub |
| VTI \nVXUS \nONDS |
| GOOGL\nRR\nASTS / NOK (both even)\n\nKioxia was my biggest but trimmed as it ran up way too fast so I could feel a correction was coming.\n\nRecently dumped my BB for NOK earnings play, will hopefully not tank & I'll rotate profits into building more Kioxia / ASTS |
| On the other hand - facts. |
| Mark his cock? Sounds legit. |
| $950 can’t go tits up |
| Truss me bro |
| Your lawn doesn't have AC? What are you, poor? |
| thats my guy |
| If u have 500k and still in debt it’s a skill issue |
| NBIS \nCLS \nFIX |
| Bb (qnx) \nEzj (cheap petrol, efficient airline, x3 potential) \nAfkl (p/e~2, bps 33%), just need a few good years and could do x10. \n\nEuropean airlines ftw |
| There's people out there who think that averaging down is something that you should *do* rather than something that *happens*. 😂 |
| Best rabbit hole I've gone down recently....There are a group of people who believe everything in the book of Revelations has already happened and we have been living in the aftermath. The rapture, the plagues etc happened already and we are living in Satan's thousand year reign. |
| That’s if you plan to work until 60. I think that will be extremely hard in many sectors at this point. Especially as someone who works in a tech adjacent field, it seems impossible to work to that age.\n\nAlso why would you want to work that long, that suggs |
| I mean yeah, but $20k at age 39 is ROUGH unless OP’s income got big and they can save aggressively |
| inverse this fool |
| RKLB\n\nQXO\n\nKRKNF |
| What do you mean by "escaping the rat race"? |
| remember to hydrate |
| its on the website |
| NVDA \nCRWV \nMU |
| Sofi, U, Hims |
| 🥵105 degrees 🌞. Ain't no one outside!!! The fuck you mean "touch grass"? |
| Is this bubble in the room with us? |
| DELL \nAPPLE \nSECRET\n\nFormer employee at 2 of the 3 and got stock options every year.\n\nDell is my far the largest position now with the recent pop. |
| You wish |
| Let's gooo France, calls on Mbape |
| Haines beefy white tee ftw |
| Enjoy loosing |
| GOOG, MU, RKLB |
| Define mooning |
| Max Gain: Unlimited\n\nShould be a meme |
| The “Fed more likely to lower rates.” 😂🤣😂🤣\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/69kzyv8f3abh1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=927052cab51efaa43c96809bdbc5501486db68b0 |
| Okay so calls at market open it is |
| SOXX, VKTX, QQQ/XBI |
| Rddt , goog , msoft |
| Bought into VXUS this month and it’s down almost 2%, my timing sucks |
| 2027 it’ll look crazy cheap. Apparently their lasers are in the new Apple Watches . |
| OPEN , VOO, GD |
| 100% fbtc ETF cus I got diamond hands and balls of steel |
| they don’t make em like emma watson anymore 😔 kids these days will never understand |
| If you are 20 sth it's like low few k per year |
| I have not seen a squeeze setup like WEN in years. They have about 180k OTM put options expiring worthless if the peice goes sideways or slightly up whixh will ceeate crazy buying pressure from market makers flosing their shorts\n\nThis doesn't need retail but if it jumps in it may artificialy accelerate it\n\nAs for semis: I am extremely bearish on them but I think there is overcrowding on the put / short side. It will likely have a dead cat bounce to sipe them off before it really crashes\n\nI am personally waiting for the price to go uo a little and for IV to stabilize before I buy puts on these. And if I miss it I miss it. |
| I'm a simple man too. I just need guitar strings every year for Christmas and buy books from time to time. That's it. |
| His income will be very low. With ACA, any single filer in some range of like 15-22k qualifies for free healthcare plans with how much is subsidized. Next income bracket is still very cheap as well.\n\nThe numbers also might vary a bit by state, not sure. same general idea though |
| Is it safe? They don’t even earn profit. They losing money. |
| My parents have retired in the states with roughly 800k and will be perfectly fine. For me, in 30 years it won’t even be close to enough. However, I could retire where I currently am for probably about 600k as long as a house is paid off. And I’d be upper middle class.. |
| Nvda\nGoog\nAmzn\n\nI have 30k in leap calls for nvda alone. It's severely undervalued and the market will eventually catch onto that. Rn though, the market is focusing on bottlenecks and small/medium cap companies for quick gains. Market always corrects itself though |
| The road to a big titty ~~goth~~ granny girlfriend since you'll be 70 by the time you're rich |
| Would assume a guy like this wouldn’t be withdrawing before 59 |
| VOO \nVT \nPL <- i didn’t expect almost five times my cost basis in a year |
| Hope, Dream, Prayers |
| BTC, AMZN, Uranium |
| I used to believe in the bubble. It's either has not popped and is really big or we're just going to slow grind to failure with nothing dramatic. Either way the fundamentals are bad. |
| I mean it sucks but I wouldn’t have expected anything different. Chin up king, and don’t waste your time with chicks. Just show intent and shut up. Let them engage you and don’t show any interest until a date |
| Don't withdraw, I think that is 20% before you turn 55.. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3g2u8ca53abh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce4094ac81f34188ea1c67eacdc512b439000df1 |
| Lmao |
| If you don’t like Bitcoin at $60k, you’re gonna love it at $130k. |
| Wicked witch of the skeleton fingers |
| Cant wait to see SPY +3% at open now |
| Or maybe the bubble is in some semiconductors e.g. ($POET) 1000x P/S and money is rotating to other sectors |
| Bold of you to assume you’ll still have a job by then |
|  |
| AMAT\n\nMU\n\nCash |
| Getting spoiled by this market. I'm not even sure how OP is losing money |
| thanks mommy |
| GGP accounts for 50%\n\nThe rest are turds |
| This guys still around? |
| Shut the fuck up would be an easier thing do |
| Retirement account |
| NOW, AMZN and NFLX |
| MU, NBIS, ASML |
| Wow you’re into BBC huh |
| NOW \nFISERV \nINTUIT\n\nTook major positions last few weeks after sell off |
| https://i.redd.it/64a4ipks2abh1.gif |
| https://preview.redd.it/gdrmfwur2abh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dc00eeac2cd4d3c51ad67767fa4c5e4b4916752\n\n \nDo it |
| I hold only sk Hynix |
| CIFR, MSFT, LVMH |
| So this will be like the 6th time the "bubble" has burst since the beginning of the year? |
|  |
| Can't believe France already lost 🙉 |
| AUR, OPEN, APPL. |
| Corn absolutely mooning and everyone has capital locked in AI trades!! |
|  \nBears be like |
| ASTS \nRKLB \nRDDT |
| I mean if you have 40-45k after taxes and other bullshit - then even with luxuries. There are always places that are disproportionately expensive compared to the rest of the region (Prague, Shanghai, Paris etc), but if you don’t mind going to a smaller city - not necessarily small - for example Lyon, Köln, Bologna, Kyoto, then you’ll be able to afford a lot of luxuries even |
| you're welcome\n\nhttps://i.redd.it/ijokvcso2abh1.gif |
| Kraken Robotics, Nebius, Amazon |
| Best comment I’ve ever seen |
| Yap yap lmao u ain’t beating the S&P |
|  |
| This would be good for gold and silver |
| wow grats! |
| Hold your head up high, you’re surviving 🫡 |
| They aren’t very good by the way. |
| Shi fuck it |
| I mean yeah if you have enough saved that your investments outpace your spending and inflation, you can retire. I am in no way optimistic about society’s current path, but I also don’t think we’ll be in an apocalyptic state |
| * MU/MUU\n* APLD/APLX\n* MANE |
| SPY |
| Should've made super-sized milk duds |
| Sandisk, Micron, Nebius |
| No one will ever scape that in capitalism and working with the very extreme exception is dumb people way |
| they sold out to private equity last year -- did anyone think that it wouldnt go to trash status eventuallly -- publix subs for life. |
| QQQ, VOO, and RDDT |
| https://preview.redd.it/9d8qspfh2abh1.png?width=1067&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8f43974d9b3b8d5ddec14bb8ed89b0802b077b1 |
| Got the information in a statement by Markus Koch, a popular german finance journalist. Reasoned with latest data about oil price, inflation and so on, last week |
| It’s my all time favorite lol |
| Shi a car is a car, never understood paying 100k+ for a car besides a performance one of course |
| Definitely not because of 0dte |
| This one never fails to crack me up |
| In their own origin myth they talk about killing all the first borns. And extensively in their religious texts. Dashing newborns against the rocks and what not |
| If your goal is up, then it's faster than what 90% of this sub manages to do. |
| He was a cool dude. Definitely learned to not judge a book by it's cover. The Not-so-subtle ability to not give a fuck is admirable. Idk if I could rock the daisy dukes like him tho. |
| You don't get all that stuff by letting other people drag you out to spend money you didn't want to spend |
| That’s why you gotta YOLO 0DTEs |
| You're right actually 🚀🦅🎆🫡 |
| https://preview.redd.it/8qemh6d92abh1.jpeg?width=1112&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b93147a2dcf15c08500cce00b751e8f43d2758dd |
| No one ever wants to be like yeah I spend a lot of money, I like nice things, I pay for stuff with my credit card. Are yall really that worried about internet points? |
| I respect Shaq he’s a smart guy and business man, but the sheer stupidity of this “shaq a Licious” gummies with his mug shot on them is something I’d never eat. 🤮 |
| MSFT, ABBV, DTE |
| ✅️\n\n |
|  |
| SNDK \nAMD \nRKLB |
|  |
| You can go to 10M Keep going |
| That’s survival of the fittest |
| That’s pretty extreme. I don’t wish berhood on anyone. |
| Why does the French team not have any French players? |
| That's my plan, but I'm 62 and have a $2600/mo state pension covering the monthly cheese and will take SSA at age 70 for another ~$3000/mo\n\nThe problem with $400k is that $8 could buy a full Panda, Chipotle, or Taco Bell meal 20 years ago, now it's only half you need. Extrapolating another 20 years into the future ain't pretty if you're tight now. |
| Rationale for selling Reddit? Seems like it’s just reentered a bullish trend. RDDT is 40% of my holdings, then MSFT is the other 40% VTI is the other 20 |
| Username checks out |
| SPY calls and puts. I play both sides so I always come out on top.\n\nAlso, this is WSB. The fuck all these people in here with their blue chip / r/oldregardstock comments doing in here? |
| aapl tsm googl |
| Leave it to redditors to turn everything into a cuck fetish, jesus |
| How does having a water filter give you more water than anyone else? Lmao |
| The mating ritual of the 'im not gay Im just curious' |
| Bought PLTR at $24, you? |
| she knew what she was doing |
| This could be us |
| I’m hodling, but I wasn’t really planning on an in and out anyway |
| Charging phone to 100% drain it to 1% before Monday open |
| Wow😩😔 |
| ASTS\n\nTD Bank\n\nGoogle\n\n\nExcluding ETFs |
| The only thing that would ruin this would be a wife who has a spending problem, kids who love sports and a very needy dog |
| Hell you could live luxuriously with 45k in some countries |
| your cash allocation is the best performer |
| If Paraguay knocks out France I become a Bear for a week. |
| gifs were a mistake |
| Just put $20 on Paraguay if France scores first I’m gonna put 100 on Paraguay |
| $SPY\n$VOO\n$GOOGL |
| I have a lot of individual stocks from different sectors for diversification, so the top 3 are not huge all in bets, but they are\n\nVulcan Energy Resources \nTKMS AG & Co KgaA \nViridian Therapeutics\n\nThe top three are not running well as a unit mainly because Vulcan is risky, volatile, and has been sinking. |
| It's that one day a year when those trashy fucks dust off their pontoon boat and it to the lake that used to be a landfill |
| Is this just DRAM? Lol |
| The people from high school that you thought would end up in jail definitely did. Look them up 🤣 |
| Valid lol I think for DRAM it’s a good idea tho 😂 |
| CPAY, PURR, O |
| MU NVDA ASTS \n\navg 67, 12, 5 respectively \n\nno i’m not a millionaire unfortunately |
| Why cheap healthcare? |
| SOXX, PLTR, FYC |
| https://preview.redd.it/gyr1g0aj1abh1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=590dbe56c1e750f0fd7383ced953a9cc66a55a26 |
| Arguably the second best is 19 years an 364 days ago |
| HOOD RKLB NOTHING ELSE |