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| Why did I take screenshot of my port in the morning than selling it 🤦🏻♂️ |
| 🥭 trying to crash the market back to January 2025 levels so he can call it Biden's market again. |
| fuk u dum ber |
| You'll get the best advice here. |
| At least im a snack 💅 |
| Your asking a bunch of addicts what to do with 16 racks lmao |
| Wendy’s has went down hill. Their old fries were better. Their beef taste funny now days. Their baked potatoes are funky. \n\nI used to love that place for a burger. \n |
| SO MUCH WINNING |
| Broke 679 resistance. Free fall now? |
| I’m not donating my money to the market until SPY hits 700 |
| You should probably fill up your gas tanks today |
| Chat, are we cooked? |
| How else do I get a 1150% return |
| im dizzy |
| It’s actually being logical, … |
| I like how bulls are always disrespectful to bears when it’s green but bears are always kind and courteous to bulls when it’s red |
| Never thought NYSE would be a buy 😪 |
| sheep walker... |
| What’s the bet MSFT closes red and GOOG closes green lmao |
| I prefer the bins |
| Brother china ships are still coming through because Iran allows them I saw it live a few times |
| I thought it was the same guy. |
| We going to top crude above 113? |
| Come on SPY I can't jork to this |
| Takes a better presidential portrait also |
| Damn, a bunch of Roblox kids are gonna get drafted. We fukt☠️ |
| Can AMZN go red already? Fuck. |
| 670 |
| The world is ending guys, sell everything |
| Markets straight inversing oil prices |
| Im in |
| Exited my AVGO calls. Rejected 334 couple of times. |
| trust the process |
| Think about how much angst has been created from the 4 month SPY chart it’s like the twilight zone |
| Christ SNDK. At least TRY and put up a right |
| all white dudes |
| Longer the conflict higher the prices |
| CVNA being +3% with the market down proves how regarded and unhealthy this market still is. Has a long fucking way to go. |
| Is the price reasonable? |
| Why did I even play today, was doing so good last couple of days lol. Was really hoping AVGO was going to change market sentiment on big tech, turns out only changed it for AVGO. |
| Better then this Israeli puppet |
| \-900 Dow.. will it reach -1000? |
| swing low sweet chariot |
| If you're asking the question 'Should I stop doing 0DTEs' you should absolutely be done right now |
| Again Citron releasing a report to push the price down for a liquidity squeeze from retail. Investors have laughed of the last few reports from Citron. Ignore. The demand for NAND is forecasted well into 2027. Compare there reports to other analysts who all have buy ratings and a target price in the mid 700s. It irks us when Citron tries to manipulate the market! |
| Please buy puts |
| Only with luck. |
| I AM HEREBY CALLING FOR THE IMMEDIATE PROVISION OF ESCORT SERVICES AND INSURANCE FOR MY ILL-ADVISED CALL BUYING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. |
| patience, timing, knowledge, experience, understanding, luck |
| Bruh its barely 2026 |
| The autopen running everything doesn't seem such a bad option now |
| 1. Have someone else sit on food\n2. Eat the food\n3. ?????\n4. Profit |
| No, I knew that. But as a retail trader it shouldn’t matter right? “We don’t have the power to move the market” |
| Tom Lee lied \n\nBols died \n |
| How what worked? Idk what you're talking about. \n\nYeah, the bite was small. Whatever. The most awkward thing is he called it a product. |
| oh no oil going up, see you guys at gas station |
| The crazy part is SPY is barely down YTD. If shit hits the fan in risk markets we have so much space to drill. |
| I know as soon as I buy a put this bullshit is gonna flip lmfao |
| My wife suspects I’m cheating after seeing the amount of times “Margin” has called me |
| Their fancy hardware isn't so useful against swarms of drones, and the start-ups selling those things are not yet publicly traded. |
| Ah Boston ai slop movies incoming |
| It's always the Nerds no one's paying attention to |
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| Yes I can imagine |
| BOLS stop making wrong "CALLS" |
| ASTS coming back to earth |
| WHERE MY PEACE PRICE |
| Let's go $130 |
| Buy the dipppppppp ! |
| Banbet it |
| Puts about to print. |
| How does one go from 1300 to 16k. Should I stop doing 0DTEs. Should I buy shares only? Please give me some real advice I could really use it right now |
| I need that v like I need reconstructive surgery. |
| Hey, I’ve only got two brain cells. \n\nCan someone with three please tell me if oil futes are in contango or whatever reverse contango is called? |
| I refuse to believe there is no hard bounce on any of these supports. SMH. |
| 675 on October 8; 690 at end of October. or are you fucking retarded? |
| Peter Schiff I'll give 2025 to you, you absolutely killed it, 2026 I'm getting gaped holding your recommendations |
| Will we ever be green again? Not so sure |
| Guess duabi is not a do buy another |
| They should be in trouble. Their food now costs just as much as a sit down restaurant burger that is WAAAAAY better quality than theirs. Now the only benefit they offer is "faster". |
| I know how to stimulate the economy, burn through all of our munitions and then stoke ww3 and bring back manufacturing |
| Imagine not buying NVDA right now |
| Hard week at work, but seeing bulls get humbled a tiny bit helps a lot. Can't wait to be in the low 600's later this year (: |
| Translation : buy my calls |
| Electric car go bzzzzzzz |
| When do you guys think we start glassing Kuwait for shooting down all our F15's LOL? |
| Now you’re the dip! |
| Again Citron releasing a report to push the price down for a liquidity squeeze from retail. Investors have laughed of the last few reports from Citron. Ignore. The demand for NAND is forecasted well into 2027. Compare there reports to other analysts who all have buy ratings and a target price in the mid 700s. It irks us when Citron tries to manipulate the market! |
| STAAAHP |
| Iran struck Azerbaijan.\n\n"I SAID AFGHANISTAN YOU FOOL!" |
| I am doing so bad with real stocks that I am buying penny stocks now. |
| We love a peace time president |
| weird that gpt seems atop the benchmarks, then. |
| HAHAH BERS! Tis but a scratch!\n\n…it just happens to look like a massive haemorrhaging wound 🧐\n |
| 670 EOD. No question here. |
| Expecting a rebound early next week for all of them once the normies put 2+2 together and realize that’s the new safe haven industry |
| Fuck im hooked to btc hourly “prediction” gambling market |
| Sndk laughing my making love rear end off! |
| We double W'ing |
| this is just fucking ridiculous, just break downwards past 678 already jesus fucking christ |
| Market full blown bisexual |
| V converts to W bottom |
| Today in USA market : \nGain : Information Technology(0.8%\^) , Energy (0.71%\^). \nThe rest is down. \n |
| Yes |
| Walmart is aggressively attracting tech bros by turning an entire county in Arkansas into a mountain biking mini Austin |
| Either taco shits or stoned binge, either way. |
| DON'T say that |
| V |
| Been studying this forever - still can’t figure out how it works! |
| LLMs are earning the major part of their rev through agentic AIs using their LLMs / Tokens. Subs will soon be a rounding error, drastically speaking.\n\nI can see them get profitable tbh |
| I bought the dip and it kept dipping |
| another day another dip |
| V obviously |
| MMs what happened to our daily scheduled V? |
| Oh there's gonna be some new jobs soon, it's just going to be for lead catchers. |
| I don't think we V'ing today 🙁 |
| #Please stop the distribution 👉🥹👈 |
| Should probably just buy shares |
| When the bombs fly it's time to buy |
| Take me to the 99th floor good sir |
| China going to bend over at the Xi summit and take it from 🥭. Without the oil from the strait of Hormuz they’re fucked |
| costco is NOT a medium mover / IV. it does not move. EVER. |
| BOLS TRADE TO SPEEDRUN THEIR ACCOUNTS TO ZERO 🫵 🤡\n\n╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ |
| Next Bull Trap Incoming. |
| either take this market out back and shoot it in the head or let it rip man lol |
| It's over. We are being liquidated and we are becoming a war-economy. All your gold and silver will be nationalized and your body belongs to the Army now. |
| sam altman baddie pics |
| Ask for in-n-out fries light well. They double fry them. That’s the secret to making them palatable. |
| V or we gonna keep dropping? |
| Thanks nvidia for crushing my calls |
| I hate leaving money on the table but been programmed to V so I’ll take profits and laugh at the thread rest of the day |
| A disgusting act. |
| People thought the same thing about SEARS. |
| dooooooown we go |
| Shopping around with that extra free 2b |
| I’m gonna pressure Bears out of this thread with my cult like coping |
| War creates jobs, need more bodies for the boots on the ground action, calls it is lmao |
| So call now |
| Maybe it's margin call |
| BOL HAS LOST 680\n\nNOW SWITCHING TO BER 🐻 |
| feeling pretty dumb about the 684c i bought |
| the classic failed W pattern 🙁 |
| Everyone's been trying to call what would cause the stock market to finally crash for years, and it it turns out to be Blue Owl, that is going to be the most appropriately out of left-field anti-climactic answer I always hoped it would be. |
| For a guy that claims to really care about the stock market he sure likes to cause a lot of crashes during his terms. |
| What this time did 🥭 man say? |
| 653 to 679 is not flat lmao\n\nThe average for a year is 10% and we are pretty much perfectly lined up for that. You didn’t think indexes go up 25% every year did you? |
| Down 40K since 2026. 🤡🤡 |
| so that was all just about shaking out as many puts as possible before letting the bottom fall out huh |
| told you! |
| Jobs numbers gona send clown bulls to the shadow realm tomorrow LMAO\n\n\nWar + no jobs = diabolical combo 📉 |
| bulls are the worst man. bears, stop letting them pressure you out of these threads with their cultlike coping |
| Walmart buys and sells small tech companies. For example vudu was Walmart owned. They sold that off though.\n\nWalmart used to own the service that is now called Fandango at Home. The connection exists because Fandango bought Walmart’s streaming service (Vudu) in 2020, and that service was later renamed. |
| Somehow through all of this, Microslop is green. |
| I swear, the markets function off of a random number generator, generated off the pixel noise of webcams pointed at lava lamps, powered by a hamster wheel under the NY Fed bldg, and THIS is what happens when you don't feed the hamster. |
| Sir there's a super high tech jet flying at a gazillion mph over us! "Friendly" fire.\n\nSorry habibi, we just couldn't tell, swear we aren't wasting your resources or anything |
| Uh oh 🥭 opened his stupid mouth again |
| I’d created a new trading set up for myself that worked pretty good. All this flip-flopping today basically made it useless. Signaling a bunch just to turn around shortly after every time. Swear every time I get something that works things change and it quits working. Every. Single. Time. Where’s the old wsb emoji yelling and crying Pepe frog when you need it? |
| 3 hours for spx to do something funny |
| sorry, that was me, I had chipotle last night |
| If you can't handle me at my +3% you don't deserve me at my -6% |
| Maybe she's born with it |
| Tesla was highly correlated with bitcoin as speculative bet. Tesla is held afloat by some forces, but it won’t last, and it will catch up to its speculative sibling. |
| Garcon, un bull sil vous plait. Cooked\n\n \nMerci |
| need Brent crude oil to go down. watching that chart right now. |
| “Revenue” |
| GAP calls cuz I bought a $40 hoodie 2 months ago. That should help in beating earnings 😎 |
| V INCOMING |
| LMAO LOOK AT THAT |
| You doing ok? |
| Elevator up elevator down |
| UVIX is my only green lmao |
| SPY 687 EOD BITCHES!!!! |
| Monday lows incoming shortly |
| MSFT April calls are free money |
| Of course I bought a V so fak and ghey |
| I smell fear |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 650.0 before 15-Mar-2026 09:20 PM -05 |
| Trump has supposedly stopped like eight or nine wars but he can't stop the one he started? SAD. TINY HANDS. |
| Almost timed those game sucks ass puts perfectly |
| !banbet |
| Cut your losses while u can. |
| Its hard to believe spy/qqq are still in the higher part of the range that its been at for a while now. \n\n\nI really don't know how the market can see trump's overall policies, recent bad economic data, besides a likely faked job report, and a war starting as anything but bad. |
| You're right, he's just evil |
| ur 100% right on them moving in tandem. I used to see that pattern too but now they have decoupled and do their own thing. to me both r winners |
| theta about to fuck us the rest of the day now 😢 |
| Im thinking abot buying gooogle |
| Ok if we break this. Bols r fuct |
| Well it was a good run without war in the Middle East |
| anoos will never be the same again |
| where do you guys find info regarding the earnings for each stock, like the previous earnings, price before earnings and after, and all that? |
| https://preview.redd.it/tmxun8h7g9ng1.jpeg?width=803&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4892b75786ed4388eb3e7c5e3f31fd5665efa216\n\n |
| nobody is trying to catch a falling knife lol just dca into good companies |
| Well you have a group of fanatical quasi-religious death cults obsessed with martyrdom and armageddon on one side and Iran on the other, it won't end well. |
| Which spy 0DTE puts are you guys buying? |
| W market |
| lolollol |
| Yeah, that's kind of weird, lol. I'm a vegetarian, not some kind of cannibal so don't know exactly where that came from (not saying meat lovers are cannibals, lol.) I couldn't think of anything thinner than a flap of bun-colored skin. I write poetry, if that helps. We have odd notions. \nWhen I saw this.... well \n[https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1rkt7mt/wendys\_ceo\_joins\_the\_burger\_review\_wars/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1rkt7mt/wendys_ceo_joins_the_burger_review_wars/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| Filet-O-Fish is actually pretty fucking good |
| Are we just going to bleed down all day long |
| Because mfer's will spend their whole bank account on the new 100" Hisense tv without hesitation. |
| Bulls can't even get close to 690 again. Concerning. |
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| Hey man, every earnings day you list this sheet, i never understood what this is about.\n\nCan you tell me what this is that you post? I see it everyday but I cannot fathom wtf this is |
| I watch the price swings on 1dte options every day. Just today in particular is absurd. |
| getting fucking stupid at this point. five fucking months flat? |
| Remember how bullish all those crypto idiots were yesterday 🤣🤣🤣 |
| get range bound idiot |
| Qqq 605 incoming |
| Can someone explain to a retard why all the defense contractors are drilling but there is still fear of war? |
| Would you like another EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES? |
| guys spy and qqq have both been in a 1% range all day stop acting like this is crazy |
| Iran channeling the spirit of Ho Chi Minh |
| US just baited KOSPI retards with that dead cat bounce it's going to OPEN -15% today 😀 |
| 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Our President is far from stupid. |
| You know bols are down bad when they start sending Reddit cares for calling them retards |
| Buy the dip, wait for the V? |
| Only 3 shot down and all by accident (Kuwait)\n\nIran hasn’t shot anything down. |
| So happy I added calls yesterday thinking thst was a bottom. |
| Marco Rubio, come on down, you're the new Ayatollah! |
| Love finding stuff I’ve forgotten like that, rarely happens to my fatass tho |
| Bulls were wrong, but this wrong... |
| i have a single goog call that is ruining my day. \n\n |
| Bulls get fucked thank you |
| Broken clock, etc. |
| port just went out to pick up some milk and cigarettes, it'll come back 🥹 |
| >Different scale, and perhaps more importantly just more competition in the sector\n\nDifferent scale, but the potential revenue is also different scale. You can integrate AI in basically every sector of the economy. \n\nAlso Uber has plenty of competition. Lyft, grab, bolt, Didi and 100 other local ones. It's much easier to spin up a local country based competitor to Uber than it is to spin up a local AI company. \n\nI'm not saying openAI will succeed, if I had to bet I would put my money on Anthropic, but believing that openAI has no chance to succeed and there is literally no road to profitability is just wrong. |
| Economy so bad and these overpriced fast food chains are so desperate they have to get their CEOs in the cuck chair and force them to consume slop they sell us 😂😂😂 |
| It worked Monday Tuesday Wednesday |
| Ayatollah 🥭 is now the frontrunner for the vacant leadership position in Iran |
| I have a feeling buying the dip here will kill us but I did it anyway |
| Come on bulls… don’t let these bitch ass bears get you down.\n\n\nAAPL $265 EOW |
| Sell orders in |
| HOW did I escape my calls at 682 \n\nLmao |
| Bro. That was untouchable at 65 forward PE in this market. ALAB had a similar backstory. No one is ok with big forward PEs right now. |
| Bols really thought. |
| Made great gains on puts, but Friday is for calls. You know the drill boys |
| Small caps always first to go 🔥 |
| Spy 6 7! 🫱🫲 |
| Haha very funny vix, you can go back down now |
| Its hard to work at wendys when your portfolio goes snip snap every 30 minutes |
| Grocery store leading the NASDAQ laggards |
| The funny thing is Iran hasn't down any. Only Kuwait. What is a war without casualities |
| Retards actually think you can just buy calls in the morning for free money. LMAO |
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| The Iran war is kind of like, remember when that guy announced liberation through tariffs and everyone was like, this guy's kind of like, not that smart. Well, I think this is like that. The one thing I can say is, if this does dump dump dump dump, we all had a lot of time to get out at the top. Since October. I'm not sure how $90 a barrel oil is good for the economy. And I don't think that Russian guy or Net n Yahoooo well let this orange guy taco here. But, I guess we'll see. Front row seats. |
| This sht will spiral out of control, summer is coming and people are bored |
| Blockchain\^H\^H\^H\^H\^H\^H\^H\^H\^H\^H\^H\^H AI. |
| they live in la la land. Like a clear war is going on they want to buy calls. smhd |
| FUCKING BOLS LMAOOOOO |
| SPY wasn't actually supposed to fall 4%, my banbet was supposed to be inverse, silly |
| IWM getting obliterated |
| If you’re using robinhood they sell user data like orders to large firms it’s not a secret |
| New all time low today. True regard here |
| The TSX is getting raped |
| 670 please |
| Probably went down |
| $360 |
| Wish I had seen that post, I missed that PDYN was reporting earnings. I've been trading in and out of that and RCAT for years - they previously would move together, but that seems to have changed. |
| Europoors are truly fkd now |
| Market did not like the DJ Moore trade |
| That's fake. The bottom image is a Grand Mac (a 2017 promotional release) next to a Big Mac. |
| SPY 7000 EOD? |
 tim anderson (@timand2037) on X US military in Hollywood vs US military in West Asia. x.com |
| tomorrow gonna be ugly |
| Feels nice to be a ghey ber when we have VOLOTILATY |
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| Chop chop chop it up |
| All of these guys look like what Chatgpt would make if asked \n\n"picture of CEO eating burger..." |
| If we make new lows there will probably not be the same resistance going down as the morning |
| I just remembered I had a redbull in my backpack. Fuck yes |
| LMAO Rivian is green only because it was making electric car lmao. |
| These 2026 bulls are pathetic compared to their elders. No conviction. Sad to see them fall off. |
| The torpedoes will continue until rates are lowered. |
| Toying with a lotto strangle. $SPY 650 puts and 710 calls and then sit on a lot of cash?? Exp in May or there abouts...🤔 |
| Hopefully you held until last Friday? |
| With MSFT being green in all this red, youd think MMs communicate via teams. |
| It can’t be a conspiracy anymore. The second I buy any position, immediately after there’s a huge liquidity sweep and the price reverses big time against me.\n\nBut when I’m right it will sleep for 15 candles before rocketing in a single candle, only to reverse next candle.\n\nNot having a good week in this bitch ass market |
| Netflix on a tilt purchase mode. |
| Market has hands today! |
| I saw this squeeze from miles away. Why Bulls keep making wrong "calls" |
| So it's gonna hit another low and V up again? |
| AI = autistic intelligence |
| MU and SNDK what a trash duo |
| Man, what would AVGO have done if the broader market was rallying. |
| ... Costco size? |
| The *OOF*ening may be upon us |
| Lol spy didnt move for like 3 months now, i feel stagnation comes |
| SPY won’t eclipse 700 until Chipotle brings back the Chimi sauce permanently. Fuck you Chipotle bring it back! |
| Can't believe it's 2026 and we're still waging holy wars |
| stairs up! elevator dowwwwn! |
| Malding |
| rip joe rogan |
| k cooper |
| Up 15k on avgo today...with that conference call no fucking way Qqqs close red today |
| To the moon 🚀 |
| Go on … |
| You bols are retarget! I can see the stacked puts on my screen! |
| As if Robinhood wouldnt have already stole them L0L |
| honestly... only company i hope goes to zero. |
| That's how it works. Why do you think people buy 0dte. You're not going to see big movement on options that are a day away and $8-10 bucks away from breakeven points. Buy options that are 2-3 dollars away for 1dte and you will see it move a lot more. |
| 100% |
| 55% 🤌 |
| Hi guys\n\nI got sick. Sore throat and fever. It’s not as serious as the issue Cashflow had with his balls but I want just as much pity \n\nThx \n |
| I'm tired of winning boss... |
| What kind of stock is RDw? Such a tease. In out up down |
| It's called pre crash volatility |
| Macrohard gona pump giga once this bs is all done LMAO\n\nSoftware going parabolic |
| Feel like going back to the daily thread from 6 months ago just to feel joy |
| i like you bol, don't come to the market tomorrow |
| If market makers had balls, they would let the bottom fall out like it should with oil rocketing. They're PDF defenders though, so won't let US market hit true prices. |
| Today is the birthday of someone I lost so I shouldn't trade today I might emotional trade good luck team |
| Ngl DXY really harshing my art vibe today |
| Breaking: Iran surrenders and Russia Ukraine have reached an agreement. |
| They can precisely predict futures wars to perfection? Your statement makes no sense. Wallstreet and market movers are smart and have fancy tools, but they're not perfect. They also aren't one monolith that moves in lockstep specifically to fuck you over. Grow up. |
| Are u ok? |
| Is this what life is about? One day down 10%, next day up 10%. It’s like roulette. |
Fuk Palantir:  Palantir’s Double Conflict of Interest in the War Against Iran War was inevitable claimed the three most senior figures in the AI analytics firm which both provided the justification for US/Israeli strikes and profits from ... bylinetimes.com |
| All week long every rally gets rejected whether it’s overnight or now during the day. This market is clearly bearish despite the bulls continually keeping it from dropping |
| I cant believe Wendy's is still around. Every location ive been to the workers absolutely suck. Its like they are paying them 6 bucks an hr or something |
| Wow |
| Coming in your v |
| the "inverse me" king strikes again |
| MSFT saved the market |
| No no.. buy puts! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Clear Squeeze if you keep holding calls. Direction is not up. |
| And they will dump it all on plebs after the IPO. |
| 🔫 *bang* |
| War going until September, Interceptor missile stonks? |
| Very god and valid point, still the spread seems too wide but what do I know |
| My darling, POET let's get to $7 again! |
| Alright who is coming first the V or me? |
| We've gone through a series of "distractions" now which includes war with Iran, so I have to wonder... what is the next more distracting distraction? |
| Ponzi protection team is desperate to keep the market green |
| You'd have been lucky to break even on 330's though too after the IV crush. |
| good man. stand with conviction. thats how you trade 👊🏻 |
| Make liquidity great again |
| this shit is impossible to trade man. remember when we just had to buy RKLB, OKLO, and RGTI calls and count our stacks |
| Breaking: Iran war to last until mortgage rates go below 3% |
| see u at wendy |
| Its going to 677 but the greedy little piggies gotta keep sucking retail in with fake pumps |
| US says war vs. Iran could last through September, and friends I don't think the markets priced in such a lengthy disruption to the energy market |
| Doesn't matter. Oil goes up for everyone regardless. |
| Jim Cramer: Oil market is signaling the Iran war won't spiral, and that's bullish for stocks.\n\nIt's over. Sell now. |
| Everytime they try this super V shit, they get legged down even heavier. Must suck to suck |
| no v td |
| NVDA should really be at like $220 by now 🙄 |
| So 330 avgo was the right play not 340. Fuck me sudeways |
| Reddit owns me. Both app and stock |
| Pays to be a 🦌 and im bad at it. |
| >cool story, but this is about open ai.\n\nExactly, if Co-pilot is Bull Sh*t, ChatGPT is dog Sh*t. Claude (Anthropic) seems good though. |
| This market is so fake and ghey as hell |
| Market wants to dump-lots of selling pressure, but then again so many SPY 680 puts out there. |
| Market prices shit in weeks in advance, this statement makes no sense. |
| Averaging down ? |
| Hell yeah brother shorted the intuit top. |
| I did not and I am glad I didn't |
| WMT down 5% today is totally normal |
| This is the end my only friend the END 🎶 |
| Europe is dependent on Gulf oil |
| It is the modern version of ”Sell Cisco, Buy Sysco” |
| Fr |
| Bulls here aren't the ones hold it up. People who need Dow above 50k are. |
| I'm getting crushed on copper |
| i am very disgusted with the state of market today... this is only good for poor scalpers |
| Dj Moore to the bills calls on wings 🤣🔥🔥🔥 |
| If not V then W....Come on my fellow bulls..we can do it |
| We cant even shit talk fast enough before it changes direction |
| Would you rather: \n\nEvery time you sneeze, 100 runner ducks fall from the sky \n\n**OR**\n\nOnce a week you uncontrollably glow purple for 24 hours |
| Iraq and Afghanistan are in recent memory so I would hope the powers that be realize we don’t want a conflict. Iran is the weakest it’s been in a long time as well. But this could be a flashpoint too. Idk it’s tough to say, I just want my gold position to recover 😭 |
| I can still remember a time when this was fun |
| Jesus christ spy |
| Is SNDK feeling okay today? |
| If no tanker through straight by end of weekend |
| Fyakkk |
| Brother he’s the president , how could he be rent free ? |
| They all kind of look the same |
| Chat is chimichurri the perfect condiment? |
| MSFT is just drunk and out of sync with the rest, it'll go down soon |
| Well. I'm pretty much fkn done. 130K-30k in the space of a month thanks to MSFT & ASML lol. \nMade it last year on some lucky trades, lost it on what I thought were safe bet longs. |
| Guh |
| This guy doesnt know how algos work lmao |
| well that was a very short lived pump lmfao |
| Already down 2 dollars. It’s headed to 605 this is for QQQ |
| Let it go. Let it go |
| KANGAROO |
| QIMCF with 50k buys and 4k sell spread\n\n |
| Called it. Clear Bull Trap! |
| Drill team six is here 😬 |
| lol I would kms but then I wouldn’t be able to lose money trading anymore |
| Exactly my thought, European indices are down 2-4x that of SPY |
| why tf is everything being traded like penny stocks? +- .5% every 15min |
| Market iss still coping. It will take some time for an oil crisis to develop. These things don't happen immediately. |
| Or like right now. Calls are at the low of the day when SPY is $2 above the low… |
| MSFT trying to make an M |
| It's always going to dump but doesn't. |
| I’m just tryna get some money to feed my daughter.\n\n- biggie calls |
| One day archeologists and paleontologists will be sifting through the rubble at the bottom of the river under the bridge and pry my SPY calls out of my dead, cold riger mortis-laden hands. |
| WEN OIL 100? |
| The only thing I’m seeing is a down trend 🙁 |
| how did you get the green dildo stuck in your ass |
| These men are the reason people are eating less fast food, thank goodness because it's crap. It's that a meal at one of the places costs $9-15 dollars now. Greed is why people are eating there less |
| KOSPI will follow suit but dive another 10% |
| Wtf is going on with the BA chart |
| Stop trying to hold on bulls, just let it go |
| SPY should be down more, but scam algos only know one thing and that's buy. Even if the country was nuked, they would still try to V this thing. |
| I wish this shit would just oof already |
| CVNA is saving the market once again |
| at least you had breakfast |
| M |
| …. 👀 |
| praying for us both |
| Hi guys |
| Oh fuck |
| Cope |
| Same, it’s the only place in my area I can get a Reuben that isn’t a bastardized “local spin” version |
| The fact that blatant stunts like these don't actually drive the stock prices down is an endictement to trading in the first place. This screams "the wheels are falling off and we are literally desperate for any neutral to positive media coverage".. |
| I just wana do bull shit with my friends |
| I made a G today, but ya made it in a sleazy way - 2Puts Shakur |
| I bought after every short report. Each time I closed out at 100% gain. This is my third round trip |
| Why do they all have the same haircut 💇 |
| 690 eod |
| Just V and end the bers. Simple. |
| I wonder if OpenAI also is becoming one of the most hated companies at one of the quickest rates too? |
| It has been a bad week for mining stocks |
| Gas prices going up just in time for summer travel, baby |
| European indices are down ~1-2% and spy is just down ~50 bps |
| 🐻📉🐻📉🐻📉 |
| This is going to dump |
| just checking sentiment |
| S buy S |
| Wut u duing step-spy bro 😬 |
| This is cancer |
| Only reason I started a fidelity account was for their 2% cash back on credit card purchases and their 4% money market account. Other than that yeah they suck. |
| Energy costs! |
| Sold my calls, sold my puts, basically flat. |
| *ahem*\n\n> or doing anything worth a damn.\n\n.\n\n>Microsoft is already part of enterprise subscription space. \n\ncool story, but this is about open ai. |
| Dreaming in bed. Because that is the only place it's happening. |
| cheese and crackers |
| "Then, after the previous CEO, Steve Easterbrook - who had experience, knowledge and networking in the food industry - got fired for banging *too many* employees (3+ regularly, more occasionally)"\n\nThey need to bring this guy back. I know absolutely nothing else about him but it sounds like the man knows how to make a fucking burger. \n\nJust realized this currently McDs CEO was the one that was slow walking the return of the snackwrap to the point where it finally came back and I didn't want it anymore. |
| The headline listing it's connection to Ben Aflec instead of the name of the company is proof of this. |
| This movement is so fucking annoying lmfao |
| don't worry, it will only get worse from here thanks to trump. |
| Low volume pumps are kind of spooky |
| And going back down |
| i'm currently in the middle east, and when we get a missile threat alert i see SPY goes down, when we get the safe situation alert, spy goes back up. I wonder if those motherfuckers at the radar stations.... |
| 682 gonna be the top for the day huh |
| Were you there when SPY was kill? |
| THEY SAY I DO THE BEST PUMP N DUMPS. MANY PEOPLE SAY |
| Dude if there's an oil crisis because of this shit we could see 10-15% for a couple months. |
| When the CEO's gotta eat the same slop as the rest of us, you know the economy is rough |
| I need a beautiful power hour |
| If we sell off here it will be violent. |
| MSFT MSFT |
| mf spy can't hold vwap :/ |
| Wen Microsoft +10% day? |
| SPY: goes down\n\nMe: *Neuron activation, brain moves finger and press buy button* |
| Why are we dropping straight down again 😔 |
| 2+2 IS 4 QUICK MAFFS |
| Gold and Silver mining stocks were not the play this year Jesus christ |
| do it, you wont |
| this type of price action should be illegal lmfao |
| Yeaaa gonna need more then that pal |
| The markets are manipulated. Once you come to grips with that you'll be fine. |
| Mini muffins or big ones? |
| eu indexes and stock are on average -5% in a week, while qqq is -0.38% and spy is -1.2% lmao |
| Is that all you got, bears? |
| I do have more confidence in Shaq to eat a slice of pizza on camera |
| SPY V baby! |
| Look for that SPY divergence soon. |
| >co-pilot isn't writing code or doing anything worth a damn.\n\nGitHub Co-Pilot is precisely for Code generation.\nSo you are planning to make money only out of Code generation? Does that justify trillion dollars investment?\n\n>also, wrong company.\n\nMicrosoft is already part of enterprise subscription space. They are in the position to upsell their services.\n\nAlso your "worth a dam" argument applies for most usecases of AI. Most of the usecases are related to productivity enhancement, or content generation that doesn't necessarily add a direct monetary value for user . |
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| Melt melt melt up up up |
| I saw research that it’s a dump stock, since then,\nIt’s been flying lol |
| Scared money don’t make money but wow do I wish I was brave in the other direction |
| I will not FOMO in |
| If someone taught me risk management I would be a trillionare |
| Literally made $$$ on calls all day LMAO\n\n |
| You're absolutely right, but the price dropped instantly |
| TA only works because a bunch of idiots think it works and put their money on it. Classic chicken and egg debate. |
| it's actually listed on Thursday after close |
| BITCH ASS BEARS LMAO\n\nJUST AS I PREDICTED\n\nLMAOOOO |
| A lot of marketing is just numbers and market segmentation. |
| had two muffins for breakfast \n\nfeeling fat, feeling ugly, feeling **gay** |
| They force liquidated a lot of sellers during the holiday for pennies on the dollar then resold for huge profit Windfalls. They are so corrupt its insane. wish they did get their data centres hit. |
| Another opportunity to break even? Hell no I want +100% or 0 |
| IF YOUR NOT MAKING MONEY THIS WEEK YOU CLEARLY ARE NOT RETARDED ENOUGH\n\nTHIS SHIT IS TO EASY |
| A lot of people think it won't be that long. I'm not flying anywhere for a while |
| *points* |
| my mom is at the hairdresser |
| Nice, now we're going to V. Oil crisis and endless war and we're going to V. I hate this fucking market man. |
| you’re just in time to work for Wendy’s |
| Bears all came out AGAIN at night just to get pegged by morning |
| I wouldn't say that Drake at age 23 doing this to a 17 year old *isn't* creepy but this was in Colorado. The unrestricted age of consent is 17 there. |
| When i bought this garbage and it immediately dropped 20% |
| Just send it to $6900 and be done with it |
| ASTS opened at $95 yesterday, closed at $105 yesterday \n\nToday it opened at $103 and is now at $96 \n\nCool! |
| PAMP IT |
| Nothing matters, also that shit is way oversold\n\nI literally bought shares under 200 |
| wtf was that candle |
| Slowly adding to my INTU short. Eventually it’s gotta crash. Right guys? |
| Dont budge on price, you know what you have. |
| Green on my position, now I need 685 to be green for the DAY |
| is that a giant green dildo in your pants or are you just happy to see me |
| MANIPULATION |
| I'm so heavy in AVGO now its dumb... but i don't see other options that arent speculative gambling. \n\n |
| Spy pops 0.1%. Qqq pops a buck.. niceewe |
| Priced.in. |
| Realistically beat Iran into submission or remove their ability to create drones/missiles. \n\nI’d imagine they don’t want to run down their reserves, nor does the US want to be pulled into a prolonged conflict. There’s going to be a (un)happy medium. |
| Can't really blame COVID on him. Most countries fared poorly except Scandinavian ones who didn't even lock down. |
| https://preview.redd.it/fpb2cgabd9ng1.png?width=376&format=png&auto=webp&s=e222459898df14517e8b969c1f0c430a9399916e\n\n |
| Full PORT CALLS |
| The market has already priced in: the 12 months of war, oil, inflation, the Fed's circus, the AI bubble, employment, interest rates, software panic, private debt, liquidity, tariffs.... |
| This market is the final proof I needed that we are actually descending into a dictatorship fueled by the newfound power of AI to completely and totally manipulate reality at a civilizational scale. Thats why its so heavily invested in, they know there isnt real commercial returns. Its an investment in the new world order. |
| Coming back at 4:30 to scalp some 0DTEs .. IV and theta gonna eat all day |
| If we can't break down all we can do is go green, really |
| I mean not really. I bought 25 $689 calls. Like $55 each. SPY went from $679 to $681.5 in 20 minutes and the options went up to like $63 each. That’s a tiny move lol |
| "The DOW is $100,000 and you didn't even say thank you" |
| SHREK WOULD LIKE A WORD |
| Straight up candles after I post this and get down voted to hell lol everytime wsb |
| Holy Shrek |
| Oh boy here we go, of course the bers will keep doubling down as we rally, but they never learn |
| ALAB has a $250 price target? These analysts are morons |
| Me lovin Applovin. Not trimming until 700 |
| VVVVVVVVV |
| IVE DECIDED TO LEAVE THE WSB MOD TEAM. IM JUST NOT FEELING IT I DONT LIKE THE VIBE ANYMORE |
| When has a war ever been short lived in the Middle East? I have SLV calls but they’re already dead so just going to hold until expiry. |
| top 0.1% europoor be like |
| I’ve lost 12k this week on spx puts trying to time the dump which was forecast in my diamond balls, might happen,\nMight not, fortune favours the brokie |
| the institutional trader are fully run on hopium. |
| I’m surprised Amazon is doing so well this week.\n\nDidn’t a bunch of there data centre get bombed or something |
| Please don’t dump straight back down I beg you |
| theta been winning since nov |
| Need spy +1.5% eod for steak dinners 😋 |
| EXTREMELY MAD BEARS FOUND AGAIN LMAO |
| It's because people don't want to fund the juice |
| Up down up down and then flat |
| Already have one |
| They advertise that their platform is designed for day traders so they need to live up to that level of degeneracy |
| The whole market is just shart squeezes. Thats just a very blatant one. |
| They're out to lunch comparing the paper and font on their business cards |
| Iran has probably a few days of fight left and the it's back to SPY 700\n |
| Imagine if someone told you back on Jan 1 that the big winner of the next 3 months would be theta gang. |
| lol self sabatoge |
| And watch inflation go mad as oil shoots up |
| This action coupled with the daily chart is making me want to hold on to my 670p lotto for tomorrow, although the last shred of good sense in my body is telling me to sell before it goes to 0. |
| I’d rather see him lick an open faced fish taco |
| I’m always ready to get cuddly |
| I’m ok with apple, spy, and NVDA going up.\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Wtf happens now? |
| SNDK’s a loser |
| Who would have thought after all the memes, that Ben Affleck was the smartest man in Hollywood. While the rest of Hollywood cries about losing their billion dollar fortunes to AI, Ben created his own AI movie company. |
| Nasdaq cash is just fixed to the 25000 level. They might also just stop the market at this point. |
| Maybe it's because your strategy is scalping 30 second moves on options |
| Dow will be doubled through inflation |
| Already did. The Claude drama was the show to distract you from OpenAI getting a military contract for the provision of unquantified services for an undisclosed amount of money. |
| A carp good enough for Jehova. |
| Trump “Truths” one thing TACO coded and this rips to $6950 |
| Yall ready? This shit finna get chuddy. |
| Yeah all good...tech is going higher |
| Check the Greeks… |
| SPY QQQ red I don't care I have PYPL calls LMAO |
| SPY RSI way up. No way its not going back down. |
| You're DOWN |
| People keep complaining about annualized rates, yet every month OpenAI earns more revenue than the last.\n\nOpenAI's core business is not cyclical like restaurants are. They charge subscriptions, and API usage is constant.\n\nThe only cyclical aspect of their business I can think of is that students might unsubscribe during the summer... but that's probably 0.1% of their business at most. |
| Unplug the ethernet cable |
| Welcome to Status Quo Ante Bellum |
| 3%+ inflation. Easy. |
| Lower highs lower lows. Trapped in these spreads til tomorrow. But its a bunch of overzealous bulls in here that you can't get any moderate or bearish advice here! Let all the calls bleed |
| Netanyahu manipulating mango by causing the wind to blow his toupee off if he doesnt keep bombing Iran KEK |
| So never? |
| Ok, I got the tariffs cancel/uncancel gimmick.\n\n But how do you cancel a war? |
| be patient bro |
| co-pilot isn't writing code or doing anything worth a damn.\n\nalso, wrong company. |
| Fingers crossed for *Reindeer Games 2* |
| Qqq looking for that breakaway |
| I believe in you brother. |
| Only works if you’re already rich and famous |
| They should add mid-term cap gains tax brackets, at holding for a month. |
| tsla 420 tomorrow |
| Next year you’ll be quoting vickers and Gordon wood. |
| Yep |
| Fidelity's applications are straight up garbage. On both phone app and desktop, random seemingly high volume candles appear while watching charts that look like reversal signals. But then you refresh the chart and it's just a normal volume candle. There's so many other problems with the platform it's literally only good for boglehead type people. Like bro I'm trying to scalp a 30 second move on options I can't be having fake candles popping up and my full positions not showing up for 5 minutes after buying, what the fuck is that |
| You have to be a real sick fuck to enjoy this bs |
| Wait let me get this straight 😂. Expedia is surging, but airlines are down. We’re on the brink of full scale war, WHO THE FUCK IS TRAVELING 😭 |
| The first time he got to power he practically cut a pandemic warning system and when Covid-19 come to USA despite the country was supposed to be "best prepared" it fare so poorly and also tank the stock market. |
| I’m just gonna straddle 3 years out and see what happens |
| So they got it for free with the breakup fee money |
| You ever had a meat mountain? They take basically everything in the store and put it on a bun. It's YUGE. i think when I got mine it was about $25. I also fucked up and asked for a meat monster, but they knew what I meant 😂. |
| TSLA is a hedge against rational market movements |
| This market is retarded |
| Oil was 150 in 2008 |
| !banbet |
| Bull Trap Loading... |
| If this many people in here are begging for a V, must mean they’re in calls. The correct play must be Puts.\n\nI yolod calls just now |
| Software stocks killing chip stocks |
| I really love this product, yeah its definitely not food. |
| SPY 690 EOD? |
| You must be buying really cheap options |
| Get a job |
| I'm sure those were up bigly |
| #This is the worst bear market in history LMAO🤌 |
| Just physical silver and ratshit options. |
| #bad news is good for stonks except when it’s bad for stonks 🫡 |
| My homie in Cancun sending me pics of his margaritas. \n\n9am for me and I’m fuckin jealous |
| We will declare victory by end of month leaving a bunch of different factions to fight it out. Reminds me of that scene in SpongeBob where he goes "Patrick we saved Bikini Bottom!" and the whole place is on fire in the background. |
| Iran is running on Windows 11 |
| DXY is literally doing the opposite of what SPY is doing right now that’s why. Oil is going up for obvious reasons. |
| Mickey D's CEO Tasting his "product".\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/q89xvng4c9ng1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6dbe86edb117406e068c57892aab717f9810da0 |
| Apparently Chainlink futures has absolutely nothing to do with chainlink fencing 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Sounds like Netflix came into some money from the breakup fee and now is doing some therapy shopping |
| Oil still oiling |
| Which is my point, yet i have hundreds of comments on how it worked and im the one wrong 🤣 |
| Goog |
| That's what you get for playing TFT. Winners play ARAM Mayhem. |
| #this one time at band camp.. |
| Wut u bag holding 🤔 |
| Flat by close |
| Bout to rip boys buy buy buy |
| This has to have been part of the deal for his new Netflix movie with Matt Damon. No way they would otherwise do this |
| They called me a madman… |
| Oil company calls won’t have the same swing from the price action as crude oil futures contracts do. |
| so like, what even moves TSLA these days? is spiking oil good or bad for them? or does it not even matter and it's just going to continue this slow bleed until the SpaceX IPO sends it to either 200 or 700 |
| V to the heavens 🙏👼 |
| Legit... I think just not engaging with the market for the next 3 years is the only winning play. Even if Im totally wrong on my silver play I wont lose nearly as much as what I have lost trying to play this trash. |
| Lol |
| Incomiiiiiiiiiiing🗣️ |
| Ask a bigger Brian then |
| Top is in boys |
| ... and it would have worked if it wasn't for those meddling kids. |
| NOON PUMP incoming |
| MSFT please |
| Sometimes I really don’t get options man… SPY will shoot up $1 in 30 seconds and my 1dte calls go up like a penny |
| i can single handedly bring peace to the middle east by buying USO calls |
| I'm a firm believer that MSFT and AMZN are still undervalued and a great buy, so it will dump! |
| We have entered the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent stage, whoever bought crude futures, enjoy that lambo, those refineries are getting cooked |
| BTFD |
| SPY 700 EoD |
| Green EOD |
| Massive short interest keeping it pinned. It squeezed on monday and now they wont let it ever hit $11 again lol |
| V!!!! |
| oil is fucking mooning how are we not lower |
| I'm not Jewish. And thanks for confirming you are in fact antisemitic. |
| FUCKING BEARS LMAOOOOOOOOOO |
| Are the enterprise customers making money out of AI Integrations ?\n\nMicrosoft is pushing their Co-Pilot down our throats (office, windows, tools etc). How much money are they making out of it despite being in a very favourable position to do so ? |
| cmon MMs... you know you want to!! |
| The VIX is up 8% and my puts and calls are both green today lmao |
| Why does it feel like most Americans are one funny email away from homelessness? |
| Why does my tiny brian not understand to buy low sell high |
| So we couldn’t get Warner Bros but we got the next best thing… Ben’s AI slop? Lemme get a Dunkin’ donut to think about this… |
| Got a few qqq 0DTE calls lotto. 🫣 |
| they're still just relieved it didn't buy WB |
| Bro bring back good price action this shit sucks lmao 5 months in a row of just theta chop shit |
| Think it's time for the daily "Fu , LULU" |
| What are they doing to spend $110b that Anthropic isn’t doing? I guess its used way by more people but how is it not printing money |
| NGL this is a full port margin USO buy and wait angle. Oil still cheap, 120 is very possible.\n\nArguably a lot more damage is done to the real supply and infrastructure, and if this thing lasts even 2 months supply will die. |
| MU has a 1 / 5 star rating on Robinhood lol |
| Is it not bad enough that he's a bad actor but now he's gotta influct bad AI acting on us. |
| very windy out today\n\ncan’t believe israel’s done this |
| Lmao /u/cbusoh66 deleting the evidence dipshit |
| Fuck theta bro |
| #8=============D (bull)\n\n\n#8====D (bear)\n\n\n#8=D (bearhunter429) |
| my calls are cooked AF |
| Man the scalp is SO BACK. Loving it. |
| 679 bottom slow climb up to 685 EOD |
| Everybody is shitting on this but it sounds like this company was founded to help editors create more realistic lighting. I HATE “Netflix lighting” where everybody is fully illuminated from every angle.\n\n‘We also built in restraints to protect creative intent, so the tools are designed for responsible exploration while keeping creative decisions in the hands of artists," Affleck said.’\n\nSeems like this is a nudge in the right direction. \n\n |
| IBRX to 50 |
| High yield has been way overdue for a downswing |
| Qqqs will go green |
| AAPL $265 EOW please |
| Its a full port yearly puts play tbh, if I had the money thats what I would hit. |
| I fucking hate bottoming out, better to get a big wick down and then V |
| Fuck it send Brent oil back to 140. |
| Congratulations y'all have now basically made that word meaningless. Just look how many times you have said it alone just in the last few days. Perpetual victimhood gotta get tiring no? |
| AI Matt Damon is how much? |
| I got one word for ya: ReTAINER |
| Cool man, keep brain rotting on here Mr 1% |
| so when is netflix price going to crash? What exactly do investors see in this company? It seems overpriced... |
| lol the US/Israel just bombed an oil refinery in Bahrain |
| Spy is dead now Theta takes over to f with puts |
| Just like other tech, CIEN rektd after great earnings |
| Took profit on my spy calls before theta eats it all |
| 685 close lol |
| badge checks out\n\n |
| Well said well said |
| Google you piece of carp |
| I could had said it better\n\nI meant if this conspiracy was true, I don’t see how it wouldn’t recover if Iran stops buying nukes and missiles with 🌽\n\nSo far it did recover after Iran and 🥭 negotiations |
| High yield junk bonds going down the shitter and you guys think its pumping today? LOLMAO |
| They won the AI race by making their free cash flow negative for the first time since going public 20 years ago \nHere's your slop generated medal image, congrats |
| God damn I hit every up and down with puts and calls today. And yesterday. I am one with the market. |
| Many people are insanely nieve. |
| Gotta keep averaging down. 🫠 |
| The real V is now\n\nSMCI $40 EOW |
| I routinely buy options and then forget what the strike is on them |
| I’d imagine oil & dollar prices are what’s going to kill this rally. If the Iran business is temporary then buying the dip is a great opportunity. If not, then yikes |
| Platinum card is giga-ass |
| $SLV WAS CREATED TO SHORT 🤑🤑🤑 |
| Thanks Chief. Set your reminder for 30 days to start bashing your hands against your key board. 😂 $CRCL |
| I don’t like the cheetoman either, but there are some fucking stupid CEOs out there. |
| If openai does release a new model in the next week.....what's the play? DUOL puts? |
| To be honest, MU, is a buy and sell before ER |
| I’m underwater on my INTC covered calls unless Iran hits a few of their buildings in Israel |
| a flush right now would be *HILARIOUS* 🚽 |
| do you promise? |
| Still sitting right in my strangle range. Lmk if y'all want me to buy some straddles to get this thing moving again |
| That's what they said in 2020 |
| Cashing out my puts, if traditions hold ber bros about to eat |
| GSG calls and EWY straddles keeping me green in this shitshow |
| I joined CRWV gang this is going back to the 90s |
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| Probably going to dump into Friday and rebound on Monday |
| !banbet $SPY 685 4h |
| Thats why I am smelling burnt toast? |
| DPZ puts. Just saw a promo "ANY PIZZA, ANY TOPPINGS $10"\n\nexcept for stuffed crust. no extra larges. limit 5 toppings. no specialty pizzas. |
| And… ACTION THEM! Watching people fight each other for some AI YT Channels.\n\nIf NVDA, OPENAI, ORCL can do it, so we can! |
| Bonds, bitcoin, silver, stocks, all selling off.... weird |
| My AI predicted this 🫴 |
| Yep so be it, ill watch the position sink like a ship into the ocean |
| every day is theta after the first 2 hours |
| Lol, Lmao even. |
| Yes but also find a way to insure against the Downside. Cos if they announce a peace deal any second oil price will plummet down again |
| https://preview.redd.it/5ou8h1hza9ng1.png?width=780&format=png&auto=webp&s=12b2acee280fea13f073ebf14146a4aca593ce07\n\n |
| This market is choppy and untradable. Already made massive cash at market open now just gonna watch as bols and bers get their nuts squeezed by dr theta |
| one ore leg down needed for max pain |
| the real safe haven is to just hold cash. |
| Cathie wood |
| No but there's autistic intelligence behind the wheel |
| You don't have to work at Wendy's. You are worthy of pump. Move to New Jersey and work at a gas station. |
| Theta on overdrive today |
| it's not hard for the market to remain irrational longer than you remain solvent when the market only has to wait \~28 hours until your 3/6 680p expire worthless |
| Hope your $600 portfolio takes off bud |
| “Mmmmm this is a tasty product.” - Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction (1994). |
| Why would i care about the price of crude oil? 🙉\nI only put 🅱️remium in my 🅱️eemer 🙈 |
| I dunno, you're probably just antisemitic |
| #Google is down almost 15% since analysts claimed that Google won the AI race a couple months ago LMAO🤌 |
| The Pharaoh was the first noticer |
| Oops, they hit an oil refinery in Bahrain. Betting on oil is probably the way to go here. |
| Notice how NONE OF THEM ACTUALLY EAT THEIR 'PRODUCT.' \nI don't usually use caps like that. \nNo one is talking about it and it's obvious af. lol |
| If spy closes green I’ll be so happy, so obviously I know it’s not gonna happen |
| This is the way. |
| Is her name… bondi! 🤣🤣💃 |
| I invested in a wedding ring 💍. And got married to a professional chef. Best investment ever 😂 |
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| No no no you don't get it retard, he is actually selling it perfectly.\n\nSomeone that doesn't really want to actually eat it but just feels defeated and decides whatever I guess I'll take a bite.\n\nThat IS the quintessential mindset of the mcdonalds customer |
| I know some of you holding puts expiring tomorrow hoping it breaks 679 staring at a -5% loss hoping your position goes green .... take the L, buy puts on Wed afternoon next week. |
| Don’t stop I’m almost there |
| I thought the market liked poor people dying for no reason. |
| This shit really doesn't want to go down |
| Shit in bass pro shop (fish tank) |
| Did someone say… crash??? 💃💃💃🤣 |
| 🙏🙏 |
| Just need it to hold until my RSUs vest 😭 |
| My calls are moving funky |
| Its just rotation into whatever they can cuck the most puts on. They cant take the money out or else we go down like 30% in a day so they just rotate to whatever they can cuck the most puts on. |
| Still betting on ONDS gaining 50% in a month |
| 😂 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 |
| Which leaps would be the best plays out of GOOG, RDDT, CRDO, and TMDX? |
| Can we pump AMD to $215 so I don’t get banned, pretty please |
| Why markets chop |
| Calls 😉 |
| I’m at $53.65. You’re not to buy this stock. You got me. I want you to feel regret and bash it as you squirm in angst over the coming |
| Dawg its already up 50% in 2 months. Something something sell news |
| Fake push before 12pm dump or are we pumping green eod ? Probably green bc it makes zero sense |
| Eat street made yogurt from a vendor in Delhi, which was prepared entirely with his feet |
| How tf am supposed to hold avgo calls over night with the current price action lmao |
| Got my GF a pair of DOW 50000 panties because I knew I'd see them dropping, you guys |
| cost basis 9243 USD.\n\n9.2K USD\n\nADD UNREALIZED PROFIT 7.5 USD TO 9243 USD, AND YOU HAVE MARKET VALUE 9250 USD???????\n\n |
| And OpenAI opens another round of investing |
| This MSFT green rocket in the constant sea of red is something. Somebody insider knows something probably MSFT cooking something good. |
| is everyone having fun? ☺️ |
| “Peace talks going well” is the new “tarif talks going well” |
| Sometimes with BS price movement I'm not even happy with gains, could be that I'm just retarded |
| On these gambles? Not much. Bought 0dte SPX 6800 p at 7:12 pst for $540, set stop loss $300, closed it at $1600 when it hit around 6806. \n\nSix month or longer expirations a few thousand, anything above that im buying stoks |
| Sorry, I am retarded |
| Me too |
| ❤️ |
| Gary V just called said 683 inbound |
| Hey at least he put skin in the game.\n\nNot these little baby ban bets that are .10% |
| AVGO saving yalls calls rn |
| Why is hood down so much |
| What price we selling AVGO got 65 @318 |
| Say it again Daddy |
| PUMP \n\nPUMP PUMP\n\nPUMP, PUMP IT UUUUUPPP |
| This is financial advice. Tomorrow, near close, buy SPY straddles dated for the 13th. This has been financial advice. |
| gonna be higher lows from here on out today |
| SPY pardon wen? |
| No you go long puts, then buy calls at the open before the mandatory 1-2$ pump to prevent us from hitting circuit breakers that day. Sell within 10 mins before IV crush and shenanigans steal your option premium. Repeat daily and you can stay in long puts indefinately and profit on the calls daily. |
| Looks like ghey was the play today! Dance! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| how? chart says up 2% today, 28% on the week lmao |
| I think Power Hour is actually from noon to 1pm when we have been calming down from morning worries and recovering from morning losses |
| It's hard to believe we had the release of the Big Arch and the Iran War in the same week. Lot of stuff going on. |
| You’re welcome! You did good Paul 👍 keep going. |
| So apparently there was an attack on Iran?!!! \n\n😳 |
| Flat/green by EOD |
| What is this, 2021 again? Tanker markets are wildly unpredictable and what should happen doesnt always happen. I’m speaking as a person who went deep on STNG and Euronav betting on the economic recovery. There were gains to be had but importantly they lagged the broader market.\n\n\nTanker stocks already pumped. Spot rates fluctuate wildly and if the crisis is resolved quickly DHT will drop like a rock. |
| Correcto |
| Inshallah! |
| For the gold and silver regards asking why even safe haven precious metals are tanking. What good is gold in a nuclear fallout with everybody dead? |
| And there goes avgo 🚀🚀🦅 |
| Iranian bombers? Really? 🤣🤣 |
| That’s exactly what I did though |
| I have a large stockpile, I'm ready for the IPO |
| Crash to cash. \n\nTale as old as time. |
| I need to ascend |
| Iran has bombers |
| Cost basis 9.2 |
| Quiet Pedo defender |
| IS TPET THE NEW $OPEN? |
| You just had to hold your portfolio for 24 years |
| Anyone else eyeing IONQ for a a mid length return |
| please please pleaseeeee be a bull trap |
| I need a chief tasting officer for DEEZ NUTS |
| Ibm is best play |
| I mean, the alternative is buying calls which looks even more awful with this chart. |
| V formation commence.... |
| Deal |
| This is how they win the "Franchise Wars" |
| username does not check out |
| Why is hood down so much? |
| petition to have mag7 have earnings once a month because all these other stocks are shit and boring as fuck |
| oof, sorry brother |
| We're going to be doing this until we're 90 |
| "Trillion dollar IPO" |
| You contrarian bastard |
| Is it AI powered? |
| V wen? |
| I can't get much more depressed than now. |
| Get pregnant by a homeless man |
| Quieren recuperar su dinero en la IPO e incluso ganar porque los minoritarios pagarán múltiplos elevados por la empresa OpenAI aunque sea una máquina de quemar dinero |
| Dollar move on spy and my call is just pinned lol |
| Guys guys guys. Come the fuck down.\n\nThis will V.\n\nTomorrow is the real crash. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/immanobody123** bet **SPY** goes from **680.72** to **690.0** before **06-Mar-2026 11:46 AM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet SPY $690 1d |
| AI controls market direction now |
| He probably had a concept of a plan tho |
| If spy hits 685 within the next 4 hours I’ll do whatever the top reply says ONG |
| Getting that tingly feeling that bers are about to get rekt |
| I see why you do it on SPY. 👍 |
| If you are under 40 you should be buying as much SPY under 700 as you can right now. If you are over 40 and you are on WSB wtf is wrong with you? Seriously wtf |
| A couple days? How exactly is the us gonna implement a regime change in that time frame ?? |
| it can |
| And |
| I mean\n\nBuying poots after a moderately controlled sell off from 686 isn’t what I’d say is smart |
| I cope , therefore I am (a bol) |
| oil shock -> inflation -> no rate cuts (or even rate hikes for EU) -> gold needs to go lower to account for higher for longer yield from other assets (bonds etc) |
| What do you guys think about the meme coin WAR |
| Meaningless. Still not enough |
| If crude hits $100 I might be right there with you |
| Who the fuck cares about either of those countries. America first baby |
| It’s over |
| I don't even know which way is sideways anymore |
| oh look it's bouncing upwards again lmfao |
| SNDK bols quiet today |
| Bullish? |
| The stock market died and went to 680 range hell |
| Let's do it. We could have 15 Channels up and running by next week |
| It's the same shit every day lmfao. If we ever have a red day just wait until few hours in and then buy before the V |
| V time? |
| fuck i wanted to buy puts |
| Sideways for 8 months |
| It’s up 50% and going back to $300 plus… |
| I got a 1983 Honda for sale Netflix. |
| Alright guys... real funny... Who dropped a turd in the punch bowl???? I WAS DRINKING THAT! |
| V, you son of a bitch. |
| This is highly apt. They are the types to invent a new type of math that involves drawings of stick figures with boobs and feces crumbles. |
| So when do we buy puts on oil etfs? Im waiting for $100 a barrel |
| WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH TPET???? |
| If I was a betting man, I'd also say they have a good chance of staying rich under a US dictator. I think the valuation is partly a bet on the Waltons being Oligarchs, Russia style. |
| Learned it in retardcamp |
| It’s my market, and I want to manipulate it now! |
| I think he's wants to say the Jews but he's worried about moderation or rational argument |
| There's more coming |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/KissMyRichard** bet **SPY** goes from **680.45** to **670.0** before **06-Mar-2026 11:45 AM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 3 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet SPY $670 1d |
| Not this time, Diddler |
| VXUS touched me inappropriately |
| I'll do Wendy's (well, you know what I mean!) anytime.\n\nWendy's is generally considered to have the best burger among the three, praised for using fresh, never-frozen beef. While Wendy's takes the top spot for quality and taste (especially the Dave's Single), Burger King is preferred for its flame-grilled flavor, and McDonald's is often chosen for consistency, nostalgia, and price.\n\n \nFYI - Based on 2026 data, Whataburger offers the best value by weight, but among the "Big Three," McDonald's generally provides the best value ($1.91/oz) followed closely by Burger King ($1.99/oz) and then Wendy's ($2.21/oz). McDonald's often wins on price, but Burger King and Wendy's offer larger, more filling, or higher-quality alternatives. |
| My boy is wicked smaht. |
| The Whopper looked like every Whopper I've eaten. |
| OPEN AI NEW MODEL COMING TOMORROW QQQ TIME BOYS |
| I think drones.. i doubt they got bombers or not significant enough to risk it. |
| I’ve really impressed myself today, didn’t know I could lose this much money |
| I'm not an expert but this doesn't appear to be a generation tool but an editing tool to help with lighting and color consistency. |
| We’re going streaking at the quad. |
| it is till it isn't |
| Lord only knows what I'll become an expert in next week... Fertilizer? |
| The roaringer 30s |
| Finally an AI that can perfectly recreate the Ben Affleck staring into the abyss with a cigarette vibe without the actual nicotine. |
| In two weeks |
| WalMart doesn't necessarily buy that land. The son in law (Penner, owner of the Broncos) was the one that would buy the land around the planned WalMart then lease it to these other companies. So that profit is in private equity, not at the WalMart shareholder level. |
| Why SNDK dead |
| There have already been a few |
| Who wants to hold through the weekend. We dumping till end of week |
| A lot of you are smart, like Terrance Howard smart. Which is to say you are not smart in the traditional sense, but display some creativity and enthusiasm. This is all to say you're retarded. |
| Jesus do something, don't float like a turd in the punch bowl. Need uppies so I can buy puts, or downies so I can buy calls. |
| I’m waiting for Jack in the Box to make something funny out of this. |
| MMs love pump and dumps. |
| geh |
| How much do you risk on the average trade? I wanna give up full porting and yoloing |
| Thank you for the reminder |
| Ah yes, gold selling off because…. ????? |
| Calls on staircases |
| No refunds pal |
| Prob back to 686 |
| With AI. |
| Meme stock now |
| Can I pls go back to yesterday and sell my calls? 😭😭😭😭 |
| its only 2% up lmao? |
| 679 gonna be hard to break |
| VVVVVVVVVV |
| Remind me again. What happened after the roaring 20's? A decade of prosperity? |
| Appreciate the honesty. |
| BRK is restarting share buybacks |
| Deff cooked but you never know this shit randomly jumps $20 back and forth overnight |
| We know. It’s the whole point of the others making videos. Are you mentally retarded? |
| Yikes. These New Englanders really like Dunkin |
| MM want my stop loss to hit so bad. They were so close on that mini spike. Now back to drilling! |
| Well, it's supposed to mimick a marshmallow puff, so it makes sense. I've tried most of the flavors, they're all good. I may never go back. |
| More copy-paste garbage coming to netflix, i guess. I cancelled the subscription long time ago, happy about it |
| Bread costs 50 dollars |
| Oh. No. No, no no. No. Definitely you are fucked. For sure. No, no no. |
| will spy ever go back up or will it stay down today ? 🙁 |
| DTREF\n\nUp\n\nBuy leaps or stock to long hold\n\nSummarized it for you |
| CVX to the moon all in |
| Was silver always like this? I thought it was supposed to go up when the market went down |
| Sister who's 7 months pregnant just found out she's having a bol and now wants to terminate the pregnancy. Im not a fan of abortion in the third trimester but I kinda can't blame her. |
| Just learned Wendy's is hiring a Chief tasting Officer, feel like some of you here would be more than qualified |
| The market over the past 2 weeks was a super double bull trap into a mega bear trap to trap the bullbears. |