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| Said sold a put. To cover a sold put really buy the underlying. This is all fake. There is no way real misunderstanding like this happens. |
| Grats regard |
| Tell Sharon to join King 👑 Leo in this ride |
| SNDK 2300 end of week so ez free money tbh |
| I think I’m a millionaire now but too lazy to check |
| watching VRDN. $34 target |
| It is an AI of Riley Reid as Wendy from Wendys, and obvioulsy this is some promotional thing so people will buy WEN. |
| Some poor souls were holding SMCI calls today, pour one out |
| I would so deepthroat it |
| I think your right, but it will trade sideways for 6 mo before it bounces |
| somehow that is correct |
| In his delusions |
| They couldn’t bring it down with peace talks crumbling and ships being attacked. And now you think it’ll pull back when talks with the mirror are going well? |
| JACK eating WEN lunch, what kind of fuckery is this😤😤😤 |
| Lmao who got caught with calls |
| if you haven't seen Toy Story 5 yet, go see it. get some cathartic therapy. |
| where are you seeing this |
| 🎶👯♀️🎶 |
| 🙁 been waiting so long |
| I mean its AI genius |
| Anyone else back a different robotics stock over $OUST and kicking themselves? |
| Kinda like their investment portfolios. |
| Like no offence to the gays, but if I was a gay I feel like that would be part of it… doing weird ass shit just because. |
| Market has been moved by the options market (bots) for almost a year now |
| wait does the new banbet ban you from making other banbets instead of banning you for a week??\n\nHow does it work |
| What kind of garbage did you buy? |
| Cme stock look like a buy here? Trading hella low with good volumes and going to have products you regards will like such as equity futures. Might full port |
| Bers always yappy and loud until market slaps them in the mouth with massive shrek candles 🌈🐻 |
| I'll sell at $6 |
| Elmo saying the DOGE cuts havent killed anyone cause " no one he talks to can name one person"\n\nBro cant even name all his kids he paid to create |
| Eat Tacos, it will be Tuesday. |
| My friend: It’s okay to fill fire extinguishers with non listed extinguishing agents but \n\nMe knowing that's against NFPA 10 (2022) 7.8.3.1: 👀 |
| Short EVERYTHING |
| Not really |
| If you're holding DRAM, just chill the fuck out for the next few weeks, we'll hit 100 soon enough |
| Ligma?\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Ligma balls you stupid toaster |
| If u bought calls then yes, if u have puts then no |
| does it matter? |
| so you're rich? those gains you rolled into the gamestore mania? |
| That's how my PLTR loss doubled \n\n\nBut MSFT probably fine it has actual support |
| Stay very still |
| There is no way this person is being honest or serious just trying to talk nonsense and all you telling him/her how to hedge, seriously? $70k on one 733 spy put. |
| It’s me. I am some people |
| Korea finally joining us in pumping 🙌 |
| how dare you |
| Fuck mayn I hope it goes to 750 |
| She like it |
| a man |
| Lock ups expire in August so the shorts are biding their time |
| i’m not moving muscle. fart the wrong way and it might go red |
| Is Iran aware of the peace deal from this weekend |
| I like trains |
| Born without |
| WE GONNA MELT THE FUCK UP |
| Yeah I thought so |
| literally what he said. nfa |
| will be a long wait homie |
| with or without a peenar |
| Quite a few actually. It’s really not bad. wtf do you use Excel for? Replicating the Apollo Lunar Module software? |
| Hmmm, biological |
| But i already did lol. 140k and 40k is potential profit |
| koreans gonna do that thing again? seems too obvious at this point |
| once |
| Kospi landed sideways. There’s hope |
| My backyard! Smokin a j watching the animals feed. Lil guy just played *the floor is lava* and my feet were his stepping stones. So cute |
| Define woman? |
| Had to pick up my crown from off the ground. |
| Literally saved millions of lives with their new sandwich. Africa is amazing now.\n\nI cant believe they turned the Sahara into farmland. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5sfft7h2saah1.jpeg?width=1535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9301523de2a13f1b75e358ecb20ded04462bd41 |
| Cherry pickers are the only ones that will agree with you. |
| He’s definitely only in Kraft Heinz because he casually enjoys Mac and Cheese with ketchup on it |
| I asked my mate Sharon about this and she said she’s not involved |
| It’s still not 80 |
| Has anyone actually tea bagged a woman? |
| Better off just selling and reinvest in another stock at this point |
| Saylor should personally thank me for buying puts since it will probably save the company |
| Asts was an inspired buy on Friday. It may continue |
| Not real ones |
| Trade desk is long done trash company. |
| Pretty sure that you are misunderstanding something or you are lying. 1 contract put SPY 733 expiry 6-25 no matter when sold is not out of the money $70k. What details am I missing? |
| So bearish in here. Oh well 745 open. 760 close |
| BABA is shaping up to being the most obvious bounce play of the month. RSI is in the teens and it's been going down in a straight line for a month to 52-week lows. |
| U might be the next Michael burry |
| For some people, bagrosoft needs to go up 50% to break even. hell that might take 10 years bare minimum |
| And everyone only eats Wendy’s |
| I’m having my post workout meal at Wendy’s for the macros and the value best fast food chain in the world, McDonald’s value … 200 billion Wendy’s value… under 2 billion but Wendy’s has better food and same model |
| He and Putin revealed their secret romance and they live happily together in Dubai. |
| Deep in my plumbs |
| Also depends on how you define obesity. I see a lot of women around that one wouldn't necessarily call obese, but they aren't skinny or fit either - e.g. they clearly have excessive fat tissue in certain areas like belly or butt. In America, this type seems to be considered relatively normal, in Eastern Europe even such body type is viewed as obesity. I wonder if they're taken into account when counting the 41% of obese people. |
| Agreed |
| My spy calls are a lot higher than that today |
| Until July 10 |
| Where does it say that this would close in 90 days. From what I’ve seen there can even be 6-12 months of slippage. Is the DOE really bound to 90 days? |
| They tryin so hard. Go lil engine go |
| Microsoft owes me 4k not selling until I get that back |
| How long until we bet on Koreans? |
| Value is there |
| its the next trilly stock. Jensen said it. if u can't believe him then who can you believe? |
| **The fact that a Reddit ad is telling me to 'Get a life insurance quote' directly underneath a post about dropping millions into an AI called** ***Sharon*** **is all the due diligence I need. I'm all in.** |
| really surprised the 15 day for SPCX ipo didn't trigger a lot of retail selling. |
| Autistic, not retarded |
| It literally fixed hollywood. |
| \*referees |
| They gonna come through tonight for us, I can feel it in my plums |
| (2000 x 8.17) - (2000 x 7.87) = $600\n\nThat's like a hundred burgers! |
| I invest in trains not because the business looks good, but because I’m regarded |
| Ha!\n\nI have worked with Chief Telecom in the past and they were a terrible business partner (so terrible we just refused to do business with them again) |
| SMCI hasn't yet collapsed because of the Jensen lifeline |
| I aleady have 14hrs options here in germany, it’s pure stress 🫠 |
| Thank you for your sacrifice! |
| Ok see you tomorrow my little autists don't crash the market without me |
| Already up 10% on my calls I bought at 4:12 |
| 5 year SPY return is 75% that’s like 2% a year inflation adjusted |
| Wish I got in even 5 years ago.... |
| I don’t want a date with a sex robot if it’ll only pump me 8%. |
| Soccer would be more fun without offsides |
| You're imagining things |
| I love FROSTY SIONS. |
| Come on korea,, let's wake up those sleepy sausages and turn em into rock hard champions standing tall! 💪 |
| Please don't talk to me or my robot son ever again |
| I use IBKR mainly. The app is amazing, desktop versions are insane. I just hate how slow they are about applying rule changes in general and how safe they play everything. |
| what about BB |
| Dumbass position lmao. |
| Yes at 7:30 SPY will be 750 |
| Just tried Tesla hw3 v14 lite and is rather underwhelming. Still no v14 and even v14 kind of craps out in many edge cases |
| Spcx bers will go extinct tomorrow |
| The alternatives are all dead or long defeated\n\nXD, Sketch and some OSS\n\nAgain though, it’s niche software already used by the majority of people who would ever use it |
| They don’t make phones anymore lol |
| Me. I spent just over 3k on Amazon prime day. Wife spent just under 2k. |
| god no. I need sleep |
| A SAAS company that Claude Design might eat |
| How’d that new Shrek turn out? |
| SMCI yolo? |
| I can’t imagine being so depressed that fucking a robot sounds like a good idea. Then they give you the robot and you just speed run into living under a bridge |
| That PM of theirs is always smiling way too hard |
| AI brother, zip it back up. |
| Imagine being in a car with your friends just singing songs to the bar, that's england 🤣 |
| Hope WEN goes like SLS (5 day chart)\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7ro8hwq5raah1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58049c4e00532a4a826dc6f3e95e0920131f9a7e |
| Some are |
| Beginning of demise, set aside money until it hits 10k then do something nice |
| buy high sell low. Classic |
| lol xD |
| Feels like 730ish tom |
| Every street food video I see coming out of India is absolute chaos\n\nDaddy chill |
| I need to use capitalist means to implement my communist beliefs. |
| Maybe I’m manic, maybe I’m just so back. |
| Options should be 24 hours |
| I did a test on one and gave it a good review. That’s why |
| Fuck I hope so, is it considered gay or just pegging if I get one with a dick |
| When I finally make enough money, I'm going to bring back the Chocotaco for all of you. |
| Just one good red day about -10-15% for fucks sake and I will full port into this stock! |
| Keep doing it. 😏 |
| CBRS! CBRS! |
| Shut up and give them money i have calls |
| ASTS saved my port today boys |
| You didn’t answer the question. |
| It's 2030. Everyone on the Epstein list is being prosecuted. JPow is returns as FED chair. Every strait in the world is open. Russia and Ukraine have agreed to return to pre-war borders. Israel and Hezbollah have signed a peace treaty including a new concept of shared land instead of strict borders. All monotheistic religions begin to realize they believe in the same idea as the AI singularity begins to take form. MSFT is $22.30. |
| The guy had to do it for free |
| KORU pumping |
| no discount for you |
| Feel free to use Fidelity if you're used to that Windows 98 look |
| Good sign not to take a trade and relax for the day! Or you know, infinite money glitch |
| And I’ll see YOU at SummerSlam. |
| If this is how they handle inflation, imagine how they'll handle AI job displacement. |
| Feels like we're back. Green everywhere. \n\nAre we back? |
| What are the alternatives and which mag 7 use it? |
| Guardant Health (GH).\n\nUp 200% over the past year, 50% year to date, 22% the past month with no signs of slowing down.\n\nJoin me on this 🚀 to the 🌕 |
| Im 29 and i saved up like 140k all invested in stocks (not toilet paper money, sweet swiss francs). I never took anything out of it should i buy myself something nice for 10k or is this the beginning of my demise |
| Thx for selling bro, that was what we needed to blast to 150 |
| for real those are the kind of numbers that make people check the screenshot twice |
| Did ELON give a date for sex robots? Why the hell did it pump 8% |
| I had to start using RH because my main brokerage was cockblocking me. I gotta say I absolutely hate the fucking interface. |
| Maybe after July 6 |
| because you were scared it would go to $950 |
| Wen vacation? |
| How the hell does AMZN make money?\n\nI just ordered some tic tacs. Some guy picked them up and drove them to my house and left them at my front door in a few hours. |
| My regards needs at least three Frosties to understand... |
| I'm an adult! |
| I keep telling that guy youre a roofer. Pretty sure i saw you do my neighbors roof the other day |
| Just buy |
| Excellent idea |
| Good time to pick up discounted gold |
| Probably get FKD by the end of this week |
| just not proletariats 💅 |
| Talks going well until morale improves |
| Japanese yen hits nearly 40-year low against US dollar.\n\nAnother Japan vacation 🤌 |
| I'm kicking off my midlife crisis with a broccoli cut and a lease on a 2025 HellCat |
| You would know, they are still in your mouth |
| Didn’t get bagged by ABVX after all. Buyout at $160+ incoming |
| Dead inside maybe |
| Lmao 🤣 |
| 10,000 tendys |
| Was it worth shorting at ATL, idiot hedge fund? |
| Omg! Thats the best |
| Most of you are commies and it's weird you're here |
| What if you end up in the infinite decision loop |
| Depends, are you still in primary school? |
| Are Tesla puts back on menu |
| Trying to make capitalist money from a communist website |
| That thing starts closing candles on a daily chart under the EMA8 GTFO. |
| SMCI is free money tomorrow |
| 🥰 |
| I also choose this guy's dead wife |
| If it sounds too good to be true, inverse yourself, you'll thank me later. |
| LinkedIn keeps restricting account owners and requiring them to go through Persona, which collects a significant amount of sensitive personal information.\n\nWhat's even worse is that Persona will tell you it cannot verify your identity using your government ID and then ask you to have a document notarized before submitting it.\n\nFuck Msft and Persona. |
| Of course after I took a L on $RKLB at $80 it decides to shoot to $100 |
| Memory stocks is eating their lunch. Thought everyone knew this |
| Picked up MU today at 1050, why the fuck didn't I fullport. |
| Today was a good day. |
| Is that it? That looks kinda 🤏 |
| Rest now brother. We have the watch.\n\n# 🫵 And I'll see you in Valhalla. |
| Show your math? Should I sell and take profit? |
| Inclusion has never promised gain dumbass |
| the short already happened from 220 to 150 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ee4c4vi5qaah1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7240232516dd92a56fa13fbdd00c018bd370cde1\n\n |
| Is 35 too old for a broccoli cut |
| Who is that and why are they all over reddit today |
| Criminy, I should not have sold calls. Oops. |
| Chut up Cherita |
| Yes. |
| Damnit thought I was manifesting something |
| There is more scoring on each of Bill Maher episodes of how many times he checks his zip fly and lip wetting than all the sports in the world. |
| Futes ain't futing |
| Im just holding one. You guys have two? |
| RKLB keeps mooning AH😮💨😮💨😮💨🤌 |
| Good advice for all speculative biotechs. \n\nI'm not sure I would advise anyone to buy right now since this is a squeeze that will likely pull back when it runs out of steam. Hard to say when the squeeze will top though, so even if it comes back down, it might be higher than here even. I doubt we're dropping below double digits unless the trials fail. \n\nBut I've been in this since under $1, cashed out low seven figures already, and with 009 P2 and REGAL P3 readouts any day now, I'm riding the rest until BO. 🍿 |
| So we give a shit ton more money to Israel than to Taiwan. Yet Taiwan is the one that actually takes measures to follow US interests? |
| How do you get that widget |
| The bubble will burst when everyone thinks there is no bubble. |
| free kick?\n\n |
| Figma has very high short interest. godspeed to you |
| it really depends on what you comment on and such or ignore. mine doesn't have anything I don't want to see on it. |
| Maybe she can also sell high end children’s clothing to lose more money |
| The last time the bears had an evening this bad, Francis Scott Key wrote *The Star-Spangled Banner* |
| > posts in daily\n\n> retarded\n\nI mean.. yeah? |
| monday you're supposed to threaten! tuesday is when you promise talks! dumbass. |
| Sorry for all the guys who are behind but Germany just scored they’re second goal |
| Seeing my Mastercard green 24/7 always feels good when the rest goes down |
| Shorting before inclusion? Lol good luck |
| Yeah this isn’t gonna dump at all |
| \n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⢋⣭⡍⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀\n⠀⢀⣴⣶⣶⣝⢷⡝⢿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇\n⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠻⡌⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⡏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿\n⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⠇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟\n⠙⢹⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁\n⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ |
| https://preview.redd.it/syga4mltpaah1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7c7daff399178d87b9b0800e1b15194761a0d9e |
| Anybody else holding TTWO? |
| Jerk off |
| That a popular career on here? |
| WEN now with 34.75% borrow fee. |
| DOPAMINE MAXXING JOB MINIMIZING CORTISOL EXTERMINATOR 🧍♂️ |
| Shorts are panicking\n\nThe price is fake\n\nHedgies are running out of ammo\n\nThey are desperate\n\nCrime and fuckery\n\nBought more today, thanks for the discount!\n\nIt's a psychological war\n\nLook at the volume!\n\nThey are paying shills to post here\n\nCosting me nothing to hold\n\nThe DD has never been debunked\n\nThey need our shares\n\nThey are shorting it via ETFs\n\nThe media is silent because they're scared\n\nI'm doing this for my family\n\nThey are trapped in here with us\n\nThe algorithm is glitching\n\nWhy do they care so much about my money?\n\nWife-changing money\n\nThey're trying to shake out the paper hands\n\nHedgies are bleeding premiums\n\nThis is the final shakeout before the launch\n\nDCA |
| Even old farts needs their dopamines. |
| Bleed my port. |
| Smci |
| Literally bagheld AVAV for two months, capitulated and sold last week and now they’re up 20% after earnings. Still feel fine about selling bc even with the 20% they’re a couple bucks off my cost basis but it’s just fucking annoying. |
| Tbh what the above commenter said made good enough sense to me and I'm retarded. |
| The main wendys in my area just shut down, Goodluck. Love me a son of a baconator |
| What bags are you holding |
| I'm not a roofer though. I also never said I was a hedge fund manager. you are mixing me up with someone else. this is like the 100th time I've told your retarded ass this but you just don't fucking get it you fat fuck. |
| Probably just auto-corrected Wednesday. |
| yesterday's Axios report absolutely broke that sub. Never seen anything like it. |
| wtf. its 370 after hours . bot you're fucking up |
| It’s 2026. If you still losing money on TSLA puts might as well pack it up. |
| If they do get bought out won't that lock in the current stock price at whatever buyout is agreed on? |
| Look at that the Stocks at 740 you made some money |
| in an afternoon a zoomer with a cell phone can do the work of a whole entire 2015 office of engineers, project managers, and hr each with 3 monitors and Microsoft office subscription over the course of 6 months |
| I WAS BORN IN THE SOUP...YOU JUST EMBRACED IT🫴🍲 |
| Why make trillions when you can make billions |
| I can fit a fidget spinner on my weiner |
| QCOM will save us |
| gotchu |
| so many "boutiques" in my small town man you know they are just full of TEMU trash being sold by doctor/lawyer wives |
| anything elon! |
| #YOU CANT HANDLE THE 🅱️ROTH 🍜 |
| My calls r down 98% I don’t even have hope now 😂😂 |
| you're a roofer. you were bragging you were some hedge fund manager or something you cocksucker |
| My wife wants to grow and sell flowers, and waste my fucking money |
| It sounds bad for good reason lmao. |
| need\n\ndopamine |
| Me too, LFG Taco Tuesday!! |
| Probably means patented protocol on that spectrum. |
| I have a widget on my iPhone for whatever the trending post on wsb is for the day so today I have a giant square on my phone of riley reid as wendy |
| Apple will miraculously rise to 286.5 tomorrow; SPY will kiss 748.78. I have calls for both, and I will still find ways to squander em all 👌🏻 |
| Im intrueged now. I used to flash my penor to space stocks but now sls (tiktok brain) has my attention. Is it going up purely on the speculation that it has real world use, or is there more? |
| It’s a tax deduction or money laundering operation |
| R/oil is wsb's older brother who got his masters but still just freelances because he hates working for the man |
| No\n\nTruflation is kinda low (apparently) |
| It’s a full time job |
| Short spcx is so free |
| I went on fb a while ago because I couldnt remember when an old friends birthday was and I wanted to check, and it was awful. |
| 🤌 |
| Taco Tuesday so hot RN |
| Be careful with this biotech shit - I was in on the ibrx pump. Lots of stupid people looking around confused when the music stopped. |
| The little shit used to hang on my 512mb RAM desktop |
| I’m not touching that shit until it gets below $350. Got burned buying calls today on it. Could have bought almost anything else and made money. |
| “There’s more scoring at a Star Trek convention” \n \-Bill Maher |
| Thinking about full porting wdc |
| need to make a scam etf: i got carvana and smci, who else should be in it lol |
| haha |
| The smartest people I know don’t invest their money into a 401k or Roth IRA. They give their money to their wives to open stores that hemorrhage money every month. |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Watching the SLS short squeeze continue. |
| Showed my wife how much I made today and she finally agreed to peg me |
| Wife came home with a note from her gyno that said she couldn't have sex for 6 months, I asked her what her dentist said. |
| muh 'soccer' tbh\n\n# 🤮 |
| Are you not entertained yet? |
| 🫂🫂 |
| FB is for well informed thoughtful people |
| Incredible |
| Have you considered the fact they already have an astronomical valuation? |
| Microslop up 0.52% AH just to go down 3% tomorrow |
| Email product |
| They tend to be way off with the price of oil but way ahead when it comes to the news. |
| Or bought haha |
| FB is nice. I get nothing but videos of big fluffy dogs or Bears, the cute kind not the Ber that roams around here. I also like the marketplace. also i'm part of a chicken parm group and hotdog group. I like seeing new places people find. |
| Sold |
| It’s a lot to throw when it’s 12.5 it’s not so much when it’s sub 5 that’s how bb pumps have worked for the last 15 years. |
| One of my biggest winners right now is $AAL, and I’m not really sure how I feel about it. |
| roaming gunmen 😂 |
| “Why don’t Americans have chants, or like the Viking row thing, or songs for their sports?” It’s because our games aren’t always tied 0-0 or 1-1… |
| 🥭 is that loser that invites himself to the party lul |
| how are you going to lose that 4 bagger tomorrow |
| wtf is an outlook? sounds like ancient technology unearthed from underneath the Anatolian Plateau. typa shit you'd see on the history channel at 2am. |
| No |
| in your house?? |
| Why can't Msft keep its Windows XP and old Outlook? Why? |
| That was the best collection of meme reply’s I’ve ever seen in my entire life |
| You homeless? |
| What does a grocery store pod cast discuss? |
| You misspelled racket. |
| Scared money don’t make money |
| Scamci bankruptcy when? |
| If vagine off limit then belly button will do 🤗 |
| I read this same DD in 2013 saying the exact same thing when the stock price was exactly the same. |
| Why is NVDA in this awkward ass angle where they dont pump when the MAG7 pumps and they dont pump when semis pump? But they for sure go down when everything is down!! |
| Rest easy champ |
| oof didn't know I'd be working on a rooftop today , got some sun burn feels bad man, I look young because I never go in the sun. |
| Hi, new investor here. I will be sticking to index funds. Thank you |
| Fucking hell. The only give away is context and the freckles are a bit too concentrated. Even has a c-cection (?) scar. We're cooked boys |
| I caught the MU bottom today and got a 4 bagger. AMA |
| I WANT SPY TO OPEN AT 728 TOMORROW SO THAT MSFT CAN OPEN AT 390 (it inverses SPY. Many such cases) |
| good old powerade masturbation break |
| 🅱️ U T E S |
| Do 250 and I will take 2 😁 |
| I sold at the bottom and rode calls back up lol |
| Coming at my life |
| Korea is the future |
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| LA DA DAA DEE DA DA DA DAAAAA |
| My life hasn't become that tragic yet. |
| the roaming gunmen running the country formerly known as iran confirmed that though |
| Disbelief of much much they’re up? |
| Everyone at my workplace hates the new 3D-shaped Outlook to its core. Fuck this product! |
| Smci still scamming lmao |
| I need ASTS to 106.70 tom ty! |
| It's not a bad play for last day of the month and quarter tbh |
| Bury bought calls, so yes, 300 imminent and 250 floor in 2027 |
| Tomorrow will be green as fck for all the Beliebers 🙌 |
| Sold a bunch of MSTR today, also some calls - hoping for more dips after the fourth. |
| Are you 60 or why are you on FB? |
| I’d buy a blackberry phone. \n\nMake it like the old originals with a good modem for hotspot and I’m sold. |
| Ber drinks AG1 |
| Got any data supporting it? |
| Amen. To Valhalla or Helheim brother |
| I thought I had a limp dick, but then I met Microsoft stock |
| Let’s gooo brother. King 👑 Leo is with us now \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2gb8lx69oaah1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee0d984a979893492d958deaba2c5183b24b0cd1 |
| BACONATOR |
| Bruhs my facebook feed is full of triggering content 😳 |
| The food or the stock? |
| futures are gonna build a range so puts/calls in the AM will open completely fucked up. chop chop chop |
| Also the new Outlook. Everyone at my workplace hates the new 3D outlook to its core. |
| FK |
| Bill KOSPI and NIKKEI Minaj are allies. Their goal? To gape your ports. |
| Bro, it's literally dirt cheap, but gyna stocks can go even more worthless. It like trading gold miners. |
| \- Most top analysts rate it as a strong buy\n\n\- Loads of upside left\n\n\- Undervalued and temporarily overlooked\n\n\- Chat, Gemini and Grok all said it was a buy |
| Congratulations |
| This should tell you something. Hot off the press 6/29/26\n\nhttps://tvnewscheck.com/business/article/satellite-pay-tv-provider-dish-dbs-prepares-for-bankruptcy-filing/ |
| The ceo lied about a Nvidia partnership. |
| i am an expert at reading charts. spy will dump to 720 ish. Then rally for july and aug to 790 |
| You must feel light as a feather at 394! |
| 😒 |
| lol there is a bunch of news with the parent company today |
| the Koreans better not mess this up |
| plenty of latinos and pacifier islanders |
| Most of the people (me) offering to blow a Korean femboy for a market pump, are deeply over leveraged in memory stocks. They have less of an effect on the broader US market. |
| r/oil actually believes there won't be a meeting in Doha tomorrow 🤭 |
| generational selling opportunity on MSFT rn after hours u wont see those numbers again. 300 imminent |
| Anyone listening to the new Trader Joe's podcast episode "Inside Trader Joe’s Episode 108" that just came out today? |
| 7/17 SMCI 30calls\n\n!banbet SMCI +10% 14d |
| Paraguay still winning🤔 |
 Blocked www.reddit.com |
| Some of sample audit will send to fortune 500 next week.[SIAE Sample Audit](https://r2.siae.theneurocatalyst.com/ai_industry/S01_AI_INDUSTRY_Sample_Audit.pdf) |
| Just give the AI agent MCP access to your browser and also ask it to write the code. Trust me bro |
| $open is on the comeback trail, $10++ end of year. Russell inclusion today and profitability in range even with a poor housing marketing - new model is working |
| Peacock is saving summer fr fr |
| https://preview.redd.it/zkutt10tnaah1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6edbc70961df54622f0a543a3a2336baaccd9a03 |
| Why is it every time I heard about SMCI, its them doing some shady shit LOL |
| A disturbing number of professions… |
| Brother. Who do you know that is unironically using Google Sheets? |
| Europe is at record heat. |
| Is 10 of the $10 January WEN calls enough to retire me? |
| Youtube TV trial ended; switched to peacock to watch the game. Calls on peacock. \^\_\^ |
| 2 years ago I bought like 200 shares of rocket lab for 5 bucks but panic sold 3/4 of it back in February/march 2024. \nMan I should have just stuck to my guns. Lesson learned 😅 |
| anyone who calls investment a "play" should be given a disconnected madkats controller and be placed in front of a YouTube stock tutorial |
| Oracle keeps on dipping 💀 |
| Why would one of the centers of the tech industry not affect the global tech industry |
| Start a paid newsletter, right fucking now! |
| 1 hour until bol in disbelief |
| I mean, yes you can buy calls lower than the current price and make money. Deep ITM calls more mimic the price movement of shares (higher delta). |
| Half of it is Sk hynix and Samsung, it's a canary. |
| Glad I never sold my shares all this time. |
| Damn so many bers |
| Lets take this to $100+ tomorrow |
| Bears, LMFAO! |
| thought for sure that thing was some operation to catch dead beat dads, people on the sex offender registry etc |
| Leveraged to the jiblets. |
| 9/10 times patience kicked me in the balls after stealing all my money. |
| $WEN is the new 401k. |
| A chipmunk just hopped across both of my feet as I read this chat. I am a fairy princess |
| AXIOS: SOURCES INSIDE SITUATION ROOM CONFIRMED SPY WILL EITHER BE GREEN OR RED TOMORROW |
| https://preview.redd.it/nobrkrdgnaah1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e24ba58f175cf6d50e453f64e085b062f1e1dcc\n\n \n🔥🔥🔥 |
| Probably not |
| No, you wait until the index funds start buying |
| They neutralized him before he got to tell us if it opened green or red. 😖 |
| Up 30 cents. You're rich now! |
| It sounds bad put like that, but is actually quite smart allocation for their purpose… |
| When the market opens tomorrow, it will be past 4:00 pm in Doha. |
| Realistically inflation will cool and we get rate cuts. |
| It’s only cheap if you know the value of the company bro. What is the value of spacex |
| They want to build a new epstein island on the moon. |
| Sofi just break $20 my January calls need a pump |
| That one guy said msft was on sale though |
| Entire sector is on sale |
| sometimes women are nice and being betrayed 1000x in a row is worth the rare instance of connection |
| : |\n\n\>:( |
| I’m pretty sure Tesla has a stake in spacex and they are pumping it for nasdaq listing. Also Tesla earnings on 07/02. |
| What about Bing |
| INSIDE SOURCE TOLD ME TOMORROW SPY OPENS |
| If you're not loading up on RKLB you clearly don't like free money. |
| With you on this one, fellow regard\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/tu6rx879naah1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13af0e4d0018064e1957f8e7dd326aaaae7e33ad |
| 1300 |
| Just move to Vietnam 6 is very lucky it may change it up |
| Use condom |
| But I don't have a job... |
| not even sure |
| How’d your identity get stolen? \n\nOh I hooked up my brokerage to a Reddit app where people scream their stock picks at the sun. |
| Hey me too! |
| There’s a saying that no enteprise IT manager ever got fired for shilling for MSFT. A lot of Office 365 tools are slowly becoming obsolete. Why even need Excel when a future Mythos model is so good at writing Python to do all the Excel tasks for you (in a more structured automated way). Anything simple can just use Google Sheets.\n\nStartups or scale ups are not using Microsoft at all anymore (except for the OS itself if the company cannot pay for MacBooks). Google Workspace is where it’s at |
| Lots of stinky bers in here |
| all the sudden i think everything will crash |
| Going pretty well |
| This sub should be renamed "The Shire" because there are so many Baggins (holders) |
| A solid business plan IMHO!\n\nYou can only fuck the shareholders for so long before the pyramid crumbles and you gotta sell your 🌽 to try and keep it running |
| it doesn't, i'm tired of hearing about it |
| I agree, but you are saying reddit is going to be killed in the future, when the oldest people in America stop using it? |
| thanks, where can I get more insights like this 🤔 |
| Buy 20 ES mini contracts and trust me, Futures Will Be Important. |
| Raise them rates Mr. Warsh. Punish these Gah Dang buls. |
| The juice has been squeezed. I'm slowly scaling out of it. Would not be buying here |
| I’ve bought LEAPS and they have given steady and consistent gains with leverage and I haven’t been burned (as much) on earnings like when AVGO tanked. |
| Me at the barber shop: give me the FIFA cut\n\nBarber: low fade, say less |
| EU is geographically within Eurasia. Without Eurasia the US would turn into a Mad Max state because you have no one else to kill or bother |
| Thanks will check it out. I typically buy linger dated calls, so hopefully it’s option chain has decent liquidity |
| This is really insulting and offensive to people who are actually cursed. |
| Yep oops, thanks! 7/29 |
| Can someone explain how KOSPI markets affect us? |
| what is MU opening at? |
| 🥱 |
| Yes, you're correct. 9/10 low effort memes get removed, yes. |
| This clay pigeon got cracked today |
| I mean yeah why not. Reddit advertisers are stupid and think that a 1000000000000000 click to 1 purchase is normal ratio and this site is more than 10% real people. |
| Why tsla mooned? |
| Dont worry ASTS bros, bezos is just about ready to short the stock and blow up another rocket. \n\n👍 |
| Give the world back to the apes 🙏 |
| another neocloud |
| Me too king, me too. |
| good time to get into BABA? |
| Asking the real questions |
| M is dead |
| ❌: 💎 🙌 \n\n✅: 🥭 🫲🫱 |
| Leopold also is in TE (T1 Energy) which trades just under $9 a share. Could be the the next BE (Bloom Energy; semi kidding).\n\nLeopold has a number of wins.\n\nI’m buying SHAZ tomorrow. Thanks homie 🙏 |
| Put holders playing Russian roulette with a shotgun |
| Damn you |
| have no idea why anyone bothers with real life women when you got all these sword art online waifus |
| Just tell MSFT to liquidate and get this shit over with. Only way stock goes up is if they get rid of copilot and teams. |
| Buy RKLB for generational wealth |
| I gotchu fam! Next scene with WENdy |
| Six figures, no debt 🤷♂️ |
| ☹️ |
| IT MUSTVE BEEN SOMETHIN YOU SAID 🕺 |
| Anthropic big boost to azure revenue?? 👀 |
| r/wallstreetbets follows platform-wide Reddit Rules for ban evasion |
| COF COF. Rate hikes may be coming and it's a good thing for this company. COF COF. Forward PE of 10 with future big efficiencies after Discover merger. COF COF. \n\n500sh at $186, 20 6/2027 calls. |
| Hey frick you I own Microsoft |
| Is the Wendy’s play already behind us? |
| Makes sense. |
| Futures, maybe important, maybe not. |
| It’s a few weeks old at this point, was quite a dumpster fire to start |
| wtf is a Sharon AI lol |
| How rich is she? |
| Hotels cater to American tourists. Isn't the norm in households. 🥂 |
| Nothing would make me happier than to find out the greatest country in the world 🇺🇸 was unaffected by climate change while the EU turned into the Sahara. |
| AMC took all that money and hired Nicole Kidman to do the cringiest in theater commercial they could possibly find. |
| are we sure 🤣😭😭 |
| My calls that I held from Friday are down 35%. Gg |
| Preach |
| What’s a rerun? |
| How about Butterfly Network? |
| If south korea shit again tonight b, I am inviting north Korea to invade |
| Surely space stonks pullback tomorrow right? Right? |
| SKHY will be listed in US on July 10 |
| *due to the plan all along* |
| thats why you're going broke |
| She’s a dime, but has the herp… Smash or pass? |
| Not even 4th July pump will make that happen |
| I bought a bag \~$400 🙁 |
| I have got like 5 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Wow, what incredible news for people that look up this stock price on the Internet. \n\nWow. |
| Tagging King 👑 Leopold in $SHAZ with my meagre 315k. Marketcap is only 1.5 B and can 2-3x from here\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5t3xq2vdmaah1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578cc37178650adcde0b8896e86e1201e66c9776 |
| ATHs to celebrate 250 years |
| Absolutely unless it doesn't |
| wait so how does a baseball team get listed as stock |
| Looks like SPY bounced off the key June 9th support level.\n\nWithout some seriously negative development, we probably keep grinding upwards to new ATHs again. |
| I think it’s gonna happen 👌 |
| it's way undervalued. |
| Well I think we, including Chanos, are talking stock price. |
| Malfoy looking mudafokas |
| yes, very much so |
| You were a gambler with 6 figures. Not a 6 figure trader |
| maybe we go further DOWN |
| Due to a turn of events I am financially deceased |
| OP's 600 lb life\n\n |
| MSFT is cooked with AI. So... time to buy because everyone thinks that? |
| This comment is severely underrated! |
| GLW has been a beast. 🥂 |
| All calm and quiet in the strait. Ceasefire is holding. Good for another overnight 1% pump LMAO |
| Also, reddit has tagged your account as ban evasion. Bye (again). |
| 2021 BB seems reversed |
| Feels like corn about to take off for absolutely no reason 🙉 |
| I’d take AC over free healthcare. |
| MSFT to 400 before the end of week. |
| Donnie is so excited to fire more people |
| who was that retard who was crashing out about people saying "fries in the bag" 🤣 have some respec \n\n"The Man Who Quit Wall Street to Flip Burgers"\n\nhttps://www.bonappetit.com/video/watch/on-the-line-the-man-who-quit-wall-street-to-flip-burgers |
| Team gryffindor |
| My new trade is writing a few META dailies OTM on green Mondays. Stupid high premium at open (same on other bag7 on Green Day’s.) |
| They will run out of OG exes to commit crimes so new blood will be running shit eventually.\n\nThat's a positive, I guess... |
| Long Calls on TT |
| Atta boy |
| Ok MU boys still never losing |
| Nice she can visit you during your shift and after you can take her out to your workplace. Sounds like a fun day for her. |
| Bruh is a founder lmao |
| Bloody Hell, MSFT to $35.00 again. Party like it's 2003. |
| Try FXTL, I have both and it is almost always doing better. |
| Yes. It makes my port green. |
| Will sports teams ever stop going up in value?\n\n \nThey are crazy |
| Du du hast du hast mich |
| Your opinion ain't worth the corn in my littlest turd. Even the reddit AI has you figured out:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/yrfwnao0maah1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bee32c694ea6dd15532b2de87a8ca54a02515396 |
| > For MU by itself? \n\nFor anything that has grown by weirdly huge amounts over the last quarter. By weirdly huge, I mean the old actuarial driven non-AI bull market definition of weird, so basically everything. The large firms are trying to manage risk |
| But I was already in the red before I asked? |
| Na, you are gay tho |
| Not like you were paying more than 5 minutes of attention when Netflix and Chilling though |
| Eins ist nicht genuuuuuug |
| After all these years bagholding BB I'm finally in the green. Diamond hands forever |
| I'm not here to defend Adobe 🤷\n\nJust not here for FIGMA neither |
| GUHrea better not sell |
| Tomorrow’s pay day….soooo imma take my girl Wendy out |
| Brass Dragon is short /GC, staying short /GC through news, expecting nice drop to downside. |
| Guy I work with gave me same advice. He said once he switched to sector ETFs, the gains rolled in |
| My bs margin call conveniently prevented me from buying those this morning. |
| Was just in Italy, every hotel had AC. |
| I prefer the term surprise intermittent fasting |
| MSFT really thinks im this stupid lmao |
| Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing. |
| Probably because you’re asking why you’re being downvoted |
| Packed like sardines |
| Upvote if you are into penis. |
| Congrats! |
| New strategy: if stock up 5% two days in a row, buy a 0dte call hoping it goes up a third day in a row. |
| I bought MU today. Sorry to everyone if the stock collapses tomorrow |
| I sold CORZ today - still like it, but focusing on HIVE (and IREN.) |
| Funny how the technicals often lead the fundamentals.\n\nThat could be bullish for silver. Slow burn overseas tensions could be a catalyst for a renewed run up in silver.\n\nOther than that, investors are expanding their own balance sheets. Should be bullish for ALL classes of assets. |
| Team slithering ahhh |
| You mean you can't afford food so you can't eat and you can't afford gas so you're walking everywhere? |
| Thanks man ❤️ hey wait a min |
| Think WEN can hit $14 in two weeks? |
| Might buy puts tomorrow |
| *cries in universal healthcare* |
| wtf is this ticker widget new? this is fucking sick |
| crazy - who would have thought you eat less food and your weight goes down? |
| W |
| DU BIST GUT GENUG 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 |
| 🙏 🕍 🕌 ⛪️ 🛕 🙏 |
| Picked up 1k shares at 8.6ish… should’ve bought more 😭 as usual |
| You can disagree all you want but you’d be incorrect. The L-band spectrum isn’t comparable to what ASTS offers |
| AI's already smarter than I. Am I AI? |
| 1% lighter will feel great! |
| it's actually on the cardboard sign the homeless guy in front of 7/11 is holding |
| No pump 150 and then give it all back |
| There is all this fear around debt but a companies debt is different from personal debt. All we are doing is giving the company money to offset some of their loses. You can also do this by just simply buying their products. |
| It's so sad that Europoors can't afford air conditioning like first world countries can I guess that's what happens with socialism, you guys. |
| Thinking of selling individual semi stocks and just going with SMH… I’ve had a lot more luck buying the sector than deciding which stocks to go with… |
| I've lost 6 pounds recently by eating less food and exercising regularly |
| Sometimes in Battlefield 6, I’m the engineer who spends the whole game repairing the tank so the driver can go 65-1 while I finish 2-5 |
| Damn you Germany |
| One day I will hold my options correctly maybe 🤷🏻♂️ |
| These cats are breaking the law every other week |
| Source? |
| another war |
| Lmao this was yesterday |
| Half ass half cock\n\nThat’s all I can offer |
| Sir did you buy SNDK calls directly after earnings lmao? |
| https://preview.redd.it/rzfajx4flaah1.png?width=898&format=png&auto=webp&s=99a38838b536f982de136c099815143f75315f79\n\nThis looks juicy, thoughts? |
| Occasionally, with screenshots as proof, you know. |
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| Putting Pat Gelsinger to shame. |
| It’s always the concrete guys keeping me here late |
| The streets are free |
| Jesus fuck lmao. I knew you had to have a head injury when you started talking about macs, simple products for simple people, but Google sheets?\n\nFuck off. \n\nLol.\n\nJust fuck off. |
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| Half cash, half stock |
| 😂. Yeah that looked a bit of a fake out |
| My shares and 3 call options are all in the green, I’d be super happy with 12 on my small dick play |
| I hope so because I didn’t close my QQQ call and I like money |
| I feel like it’s lacking in society and becoming less and less present. Hence we celebrate a simple nice deed because it’s so rare to see. This world is becoming more selfish and more about others fixing problems we don’t want to be involved with. And that’s the worst way to live life imo. Opportunities exist…but it requires people to put in the energy. |
| Holding puts into taco Tuesday is like sharpening your single blade razor on your dick. |
| job is just daycare for adults\n\nreal adults go to 🅱️asino in the morning |
| If you didn't want to die from 95 degree weather maybe you shouldn't have gotten all obese and shit |
| we look to the future, the future not so bright hence him trying desperately to buy ebay. something that has actual future value. |
| rotation from semis into software \n\nrotation from US large cap tech into EU and china |
| sounds like you didn't get the assistant shift manager at Wendys 🙁 |
| LITERALLY WHAT ON EARTH |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▼ | $735.00 (below) | $739.61 | $740.64 | -0.6% | 16h 6m |\n| **Record** | 0W - 2L | 0% | - | - | - | |
| !banbet |
| MSFT open 385 tomorrow i wil cummm |
| Adobe is actively wished upon to implode by anyone forced into their predatory subscriptions. Hope it goes to 0 |
| Yep, that's true with most space stocks. ASTS and PL have similar charts and are also moving |
| I believe for the both of us |
| By MU things you mean drop $150 and then recover to ATH |
| Mstr up today gross |
| This market might just beat the trader out of me. |
| If CORZ or KEEL fail to announce a deal in the next 30 days I'm switching from shares to puts. They'll drop 30% on a rate hike. |
| microsoft ceo firing into the sun day tomorrow |
| Enjoy the last days of pride month |
| Its the sk hynix case related things |
| Is it on the website? |
| just be thankful you have a damn job |
| Yea but I could afford Invisalign |
| Online influencers on their way to Venezuela to take pics and fake help lmaooooooo losers |
| **KOREA PLEASE.** You’ve spent the last week selling like it personally keyed your car.\n\nTomorrow, for once in your miserable little lives, **BUY THE MEMORY STONKS.**\n\nSamsung, SK Hynix, random semiconductor company whose ticker looks like a Wi-Fi password. I do not care. |
| They released that projection on froday |
| There's a guy named jack, he hates wendys.\n\nhis stock is doing what wendys bagholders wish their stock did.\n\nholy shit. just saw it. |
| MSFT\nAMZN\nMETA\n\n\n( I should have got google instead of Microsoft) 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Figma is a great product but I don’t see how it scales from here with their current offering. Figma motion is just Jitter with a new lick of paint, figma make sucks, Dev mode isn’t needed anymore. \n\nEveryone who needs to use figma uses it at this point. Unless they actively make the product worse to squeeze out some more dollars or actually make a new product then idk. |
| Gonna need MU to not be retarded tonight and just do normal MU things |
| The futures will blow bears faces clean off |
| 🫡 I did chuckle after seeing that tiny drop being referred to as a crash 😅 |
| Where are you getting those figures? I’m just trying to understand the math |
| Interesting so if u make money through a game store then it means less I did not know that |
| Failed upward. Absolutely |
| yall missing out on PUSA stock. |
| Your mom should have pull out |
| Same lol |
| I feel like that isn't true for alot of the rest of the world and it's just one part of Americans. Materialism tends to go in waves, it was big in the 80s too, cocaine and Wall Street. Then along came Generation X who said "Meh, whatever" and smoked weed, worked at coffee shops, started bands and zines, and flocked to cities like Seattle for their music scene. People burn out with being too materialistic because it doesn't make them happy. Having a bunch of friends and life experiences with friends and family is a way more fun way to live. And you can find alot of real friendships, joy and meaning through volunteer work, helping others, and being in service for people and society as a whole. And it turns out you can do good and make enough money to be happy. |
| Shorting it. |
| This is why I'll never long the company:\n\n- Holds 842.6 BTC\n- Avg cost 108k\n- Cost basis 91m\n- Current value 50m\n- ROI -45%\n\nThey may have a great product, but have regards running it. |
| "We need a face for this pump and dump scheme" lmao |
| hey dont call out my shitbox subaru like that |
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| It's so stupid when people say "at least you have a job.." that's a ridiculous take. The bare minimum cost of living is well beyond what a normal person makes. You have to have a high paying job (top 5% of income earners), a strong tax strategy, a strong investment portfolio, diversified assets to just have the bare minimum. If you want to responsibly have an luxuries, you need to add a side hustle to all of that. \n\nPoor working class ppl think they somehow "made it" after making some pathetic amount W2 salary and it's so sad to see. |
| Comparing the RKLB to a video game retail store.\n\nholy shit. lmao |
| Tldr; it doesn't track real time sometimes it's 1.9x sometimes it's 2.1x\n\nSo whatever # the 2x etf closed at is what the price is used for the next day to calculate speed of increase or decrease for the RAM. It's not a constant 1:1 real time. That just happened though so it's minor but it was a big issue over the weekend \n\n(After hours price - previous close price) / previous close price\n\nSecond right around closing the ETF rebalances so if the stock went up for the day the ETF has to buy futures (I think) to balance. Do it tracks below 2x, like 1.9x probably. \n\nThird there might be big bid ask spread issues for the ETF after hours\n\nI think it's the second option in the case because the DRAM base etf wasn't super volatile today\n\n\nAlso there MIGHT be issues related to DRAM itself because it's actively managed and it is also rebalancing. Probably likely this is adding to it\n\nEdit: and oh yeah! It will probably diverge even more when Korean market opens because of DRAM's time delay and because RAM uses previous DRAM close price which is not based on live data for a lot of its stocks. |
| everythings a computer \n |
| MU 1300 would change my life forever. \n\nTherefore it won't happen. |
| Sorry only meant for a laugh, keep holding king |
| is gynese freedom in the room with us right now? |
| Shoebody Bop-ing SPY to 750. |
| When is ANTH and OPAI dropping? Then saas will rip |
| The same as Spacex "pumped" all space stocks lol |
| This will be one of those weeks you look back and see SPY pumped 35 points in 3 days. And where were you? |
| That or a few days after. Charts always show these retarded pumps only for an equally retarded dump 1 or 2 days later |
| Sucks being employed |
| im flying there on the red eye if they drill this shit again and gonna cause some real havoc |
| Holy shit. The retard king of WSB has arrived! TTHE PROPHECY IS FULFILLED |
| Have you lived in Chyna? |
| What episode is that from? |
| I checked my port so quickly 💀 |
| Especially with the massive deductions you can get from building factories right now through the OBBB legislation.\n\nHell, TSMC, MU are all building. Apple still working on buybacks. |
| Tell her thats cute dear, and then put on any of the disney movies. Bonus if you can get her obsessed with the movie and send her back to the parents. |
| Brother if you think this kid has thousands of dollars I have a bridge made of dumpsters to sell you |
| I can't read or see, so no problem here |
| I would have realized that if I wasn’t regarded |
| MU 1300 EOW would make me so hard |
| isn’t that previous close, maybe my charts are hella delayed |
| Babe I went all in on 5DTE quantum options and lost our down payment. |
| My day trade losses are about equal with my buy and holds gains. |
| Eh, I think it'll take a week to sell off that much. Then after that week it'll go up 12% in 2-3 days. Either way it'll be under 400 again sometime in the next month, and might hit 420.69 sometime in the next month. |
| You can lose money in AH too, buddy |
| true shit \n\n"Can't time the market" speak for yourself pussy |
| All at once, a man of skill |
| no way KOSPI drills again. pleas, my weeklies depend on KOSPI fly again |
| The username is actually about something else I’m way more pissed off about sadly |
| GameStop has 600 million ebitda projection this year and has 10 billion market cap what r u on about |
| It's kinda crazy america took the government controls route while gyna took the freedom route |
| That or they like the food so much that they are liquidating to raise capital for 100,000 $5 biggie bags |
| It's going galactic this week. |
| How I can sucks 6 for 25 |
| lol, right? All they do is buyback stock.\n\nProject Titan - the iCar = fail\n\nThe apple vision = Fail\n\nLast years AI = Fail\n\nAll they have to show for the past 5 years is = TITANIUM\n\nIt's been 5 years since COVID - maybe they should have gotten their shit together. |
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| USA USA USA 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅 |
| Just so I’m clear, are you saying that, in layman’s terms, he fell upward?\n\nEdit: Why exactly was I downvoted? |
| $TSLA going down 10% tomorrow is nearly guaranteed |
| See! They make money when things disappear. 😶\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/17uhck5akaah1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6980860a6e47ea119044c541dfac20edde27ea40 |
| Korean literally means “pump spy” in murican. 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 |
| none of this indicates anything new being created. Just them buying from an already existing plant.\n\n>**Dresden Generating Station** (also known as **Dresden Nuclear Power Plant** or **Dresden Nuclear Power Station**) is the first privately financed [nuclear power plant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power_plant) built in the United States. Dresden 1 was activated in 1960 and retired in 1978. Operating since 1970 are Dresden units 2 and 3, two [General Electric](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Electric) BWR-3 [boiling water reactors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling_water_reactor). Dresden Station is located on a 953-acre (386 ha) site in [Grundy County, Illinois](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grundy_County,_Illinois) near the city of [Morris](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris,_Illinois). It is at the head of the [Illinois River](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illinois_River), where the [Des Plaines River](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Des_Plaines_River) and [Kankakee River](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kankakee_River) meet. It is immediately northeast of the [Morris Operation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_Operation)—the only de facto high-level radioactive waste storage site in the United States. It serves [Chicago](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago,_Illinois) and the northern quarter of the state of [Illinois](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illinois), capable of producing 867 megawatts of electricity from each of its two reactors, enough to power over one million average American homes.\n\nby contrast, living here in GA, where we have the newest US nuclear reactor: its been nothing but disaster and cost and timeline overrun.\n\n \nall that said, does look bullish for CEG to have a steady customer. |
| Supposedly, $WEN share price will likely go up to $12-$15 from a squeeze and $20+ is possible if retail traders really hit the shorts in the face |
| It's not. You're just a glass half-empty kind of guy |
| Schrodinger's investment account. You're both rich and poor until you open the app! |
| I'm just here to shitpost |
| That's a crash? |
| # Bill KOSPI finna stunt on you hoes. NIKKEI MINAJ finna gape all y'alls anoos. |
| He's just going to use them to build a colony on the Moon to mine helium-3, which costs $20 million per kilogram. |
| I meant to buy 10 hood 110 jul 2cs right at open because when hood moves it fucking moves, I ended up buying 1. Sold it at almost the absolute top because it was looking weak.\n\nGonna tell the wife she doesn't have to shop off the extra value menu tonight boys! Big money! |
| Suck four dicks behind the dumpster for $5 each |
| You can’t buy thousands of shares at $8 a pop? 😂 you should probly stfu |
| all the spcx haters have gone underground |
| Today was great. I'm thinking SPY stays pumping. I say we push through 741 and test 743 by EOD |
| Gotcha, ty for reading past my spelling error as well lol xP. |
| Bro you scared me for a second |
| Disagree, ASTS will be a competitor and if they can offer the same thing for cheaper, it'll eat Iridium's customers.\n\nASTS also has lowband spectrum and if you have to pick between SOS calls and full audio/video anywhere, it's obvious what the better option is. |
| My God those meme stocks are volatile I mean GameStop was up a whole fuck point and a half today ahhhhhhhh |
| retirement plan right here |
| I hope so, otherwise it's gonna make me revenge buy at the top and regret it |
| SI is only 18% |
| It’d be nice, easiest money ever |
| Whoa huge sell off on ASTS crashing after hours |
| Do you fuck the robot in the ass or is it the other way around? Actually I don’t care, I’ll take 2. |
| that is friggin' brilliant!!! I almost choked on my Wendy's Biggie fries |
| You'd have to read tbe DD but I believe around Nov/Dec |
| >Iridium Communication's net profitability is also healthy, reporting $114.4 million in annual net income and an Operational EBITDA of $495.3 million, according to its most recent full-year audited financial statements.\n\nRKLB at this valuation is so fucking cheap it's insane. 250b market would still be the lower end of fair value. |
| After the recent 30% gain from meme retailers, there is only one direction for it to go. That part is true! \n\nHey at least you don’t have enough capital to actually lose a significant amount! Keep buying the top, stocks only go up! |
| Sports teams as listed assets are interesting because they behave more like illiquid collectibles than traditional equities\n\n |
| Giving one? |
| How I can make $20 for buy more puts |
| Pretend we're besties Korea. BESTIES! 🇰🇷🔫🇺🇸 |
| https://preview.redd.it/0m10w5vxjaah1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6ec91887b0167ac568a97f4606e80640f4395bf\n\n |
| But its infinitely more fun to cosplay day traders |
| and yet revenue has gone from 3B in 2020 to 30B in the last 6 years. the struggle continues. it is baffling. |
| really regreting not getting those GLW calls last month |
| all the brands f'd themselves on picking a color that stands out against Green. they all picked pink so no one knows who is wearing which cleats. |
| Sheeple |
| Microsoft more like dogshitsoft cuz holy fk |
| Hell yea! Fuck that kid, who cares about them |
| OPEN THE FUTES, FUTAS |
| The TRUMP accounts are actually funded from next week not this week. Remember everyone to buy DRAM and SMH for the kids. |
| This guy 100% belongs here |
| Snap CEO wearing those ridiculous glasses was killshot |
| “Remember, it’s not what you cut, it’s what you don’t cut”. Hank Hill dropping some real shit. |
| Kospi down 4% futures. Thats gonna put a dent in the futures |
| absolutely not |
| $20 is $20 means we got to hit $20 soon |
| Cause you'll eventually stop going no matter what you do, may as well keep going while you can. |
| today TSLA went up 8.5%. SPCX was also up 7%. \n\nWhile speculative companies like Microslop, AAPL or Mcdonalds closed down 1%.\n\nEfFiCiEnT mArKeT!!! |
| HGRAF - easy 10x by end of year. |
| Why do most soccer players wear pink shoes? Are they bers? |
| Every time there is one of these nonsensical huge drops and it recovers back into green, it just goes up for another week |
| Jensen gives preferential treatment to Taiwan companies and his buddies companies. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8zdxud8rjaah1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde6ee17d127c3c96631f8c860ab0c5ac24c13e9 |
| no one knew, but of course someone knew - but the news came out premarket, stock gapped up to 89, and rode the high to 100 AH. was a very good time to buy anytime today honestly.\n\n> Rocket Lab announced a definitive agreement to acquire Iridium Communications in a transaction valued at an $8.0 billion enterprise value |
that's addiction. please stay the frick away from prediction markets. Also don't mess with options. One of the things I learned is that if it's ok if I don't get a trade every day if the market isn't working with my strategy. My brother loses so SO much money because he feels like he NEEDS to trade and its just.. eh \n I Tried Day Trading With Only In this video, I share the full journey on how I would start trading with to 0, and I will show the full strategy, system, and risk management.⭐The Ac... www.youtube.com |
| I feel like it can still go up a whole lot further, 12 is still a good buy. |
| IBM to 300 |
| SMCI - it’s gonna move, just not probably in the direction that helps me |
| MSTR announces they’re selling BTC at a loss to buy shares after issuing shares for a year to buy expensive BTC. Saylors cult regards belong here! |
| I wouldn't lie about such things!\n\nSeems like that 900% isn't correct though so ill probably ditch it. |
| MU 7/2 calls I bought today are up 176%. Holding until Wednesday. |
| No |
| When your stock keeps going the correct way all day then stays the same color AH, almost as good as a blowjob |
| Bought spy calls during the dip and came out of meeting 4.8k wealthier |
| Cool, went with 2028 LEAPS. I should have bought more. Was worried Friday was a fluke. May not be a bad idea to load up at this point. |
| I am sitting in a NDX short from 29500 and 600. Will I get out break even? |
| im convinced market will make both bulls and bears look like fools until the end of midterms |
| can Mango pardon MSFT? |
| Ever since they caught up to his insider trading, his returns just around the market performance |
| I sold $175 calls for friday, am i fucked? |
| https://preview.redd.it/6w82xnwhjaah1.png?width=2020&format=png&auto=webp&s=102ccdeb59e4683635f9c3dbf3851836cc832cfd\n\n \nLet’s Gooooooo!! |
| Koreans I swear to fucking god bro |
| What was the url? |
| Reinsurance knew that too.\n[Acknowledge data log](https://r2.siae.theneurocatalyst.com/ai_industry/02-06_Reinsurannce_Acknowledge_Log.xlsx) |
| Trump tweets plans to pardon all demons in hell. Says they were framed. |
| I bought a single share of this in December just so I could fuck around with my friends and tell them I’m part owner of a baseball team. Really should have loaded up lol |
| I bagheld ASTS two Fridays ago and finally got back in the Green today |
| Let’s fucking go !! |
| Hey, what about their $100billion buy backs every year |
| Thats was nice . Good amou |
| Idk man you forget we’re like a 15% pullback away from them |
| He also came out against crypto saying it’s a loophole for traffickers… like, so is the priesthood my man |
| https://preview.redd.it/vawcqdt9jaah1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7f3015edb027fd3d55832374325263b77355651\n\n \nLast five minutes today \nI guess someone really does not like the food |
| Where was the news of the acquisition? And did people know the stock was gonna pop like this? |
| 🎶Ceeeeeelebrate good times, come on🎵 |
| Am I restarted if I don’t understand how someone is capable of losing this much money? putting that in VOO for the next 20 years would have bought a lot of grilled cheeses \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/eo76qat8jaah1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d69b3eb176c22eec30a1b729df4c9bfc04a8be9 |
| Cumming hard in 3 hours |
| My problem with day trading is im obsessed. Even if its 340 im looking for a last 20 min play. Straight to zero! |
| https://preview.redd.it/48kjoddajaah1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=39855136eab3675ba91fe7ffa2191591c4359271\n\nobligatory at this point, $WEN going to $20 |
| no one is beating france |
| I full ported TSM leaps in Jan 2025 (@**$221**) they literally had a earthquake the next day\n\nsold on april fools day april 1 for like a 60% loss (@**$146**)\n\ntsm sits happy at $450+ now |
| Missed the dip cuz my meeting got switched to 10am, sucks being a brokie |
| Ignoring all warnings & holding SOXL over last year is the best play I’ve ever made. |
| Same but I learnt it on the last one. Used to swing trade it at $20-24 but then watched it shoot to $65. Bought in long term since then. They really have great leadership and execution. |
| Lmao wut |
| Refinance where? |
| Your mom has my frosty on her mouth |
| Going to buy 7300 SPX puts expiring tomorrow as soon as HOOD opens their overnight options in 3 hours from now. Hoping SPY can hold into this fake rally till then. |
| Beibermybutthole69 |
| Oh brother |
| You're not wrong. |
| Nope. See my comment below |
| https://preview.redd.it/c0edkh16jaah1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d524484def7296e028b17d813e9e79ae6499d588 |
| Funny their news with INTC pumped twice. The new CEO for INTC is amazing |
| Perfect so no where to go but up from here |
| Lcid to the moon |
| Probably me I think lve refinanced more dept than both of them |
| How many of those calls will one kidney get? |
| depends on macro. the rise today was due to their acquisition. everything that'll happen the rest of the week will be from overall market conditions. If you wanted to get exposure I'd split it at the very least 50/50 with July 2nd 120c and calls 1 month out. |
| pretty much. i avoided todays dip feeling smart but just watched it come right back and surpass what i sold at. |
| Investors are in love with Excel man |
| Am I going broke? |
| Well brother your line of thinking hasn’t been true since Netscape IPO’d but keep trying |
| I hate leveraged etfs so shit I always lose money |
| Show her the epstein documentary. |
| !remindme 3 months |
| the timing on that swing is oddly precise |
| because it’s oversold af and hedges will close their shorts here soon before switching bullish into pre earnings, its also bullish that it’s not following ORCL and MSFT anymore |
| Ok- LFGo!!! |
| 10/10 on these memes, lmfao |
| Average WSB'er: doesn't know what "POV" means. |
| !remindme 3 months |
| 😡😡😡😡 |
| Fuck yeah brother!! \n\nMade more today than my stupid job will pay me until early 2027. \n\nMore to come! |
| LOL. If you told me it was a modern art exhibit I'd believe you. |
| He already said trust me bro |
| please dm me the link |
| Who’s going to jail first? Saylor Moon or Charles Liang? |
| why not both? \n\nday trade with 100 till you hit zero, since they took out restrictions now |
| nah, I'll hold all the way up and then all the way down |
| 250 |
| I did but i bought 10 min before close today. |
| 🫂 wagmi |
| I warned yall SPCX bottom was 150 |
| Did you buy last monday and sell on today's dip? |
| FOMOs at 110+ |
| Yep, they can just bill Antrophic and OpenAI whatever they want. Given that they pay the money and no one cares about being cash flow negative with AI investment.\n\nJust say you are making 100 bil in profit but will invest 200 bil to Antrophic. \n\nWhich will then use to buy 200 bil of your compute. It's infinite money. |
| Fair enough. Microsoft is too much of a household name in operating system and business-usage to not see an increase. Microsoft Excel or rather any Microsoft Tool is still widely utilized. Until I believe there is a significant opponent to challenge Microsoft’s position in the market, I’ll continue holding. |
| Sounds about right |
| 😂 |
| Name? |
| I don't see any spreads or long puts. Looks like they're just cash-secured puts (you can't sell naked options in Robinhood). |
| Apple in shambles. Maybe shouldn't have only been investing $50 billion a year in China and maybe built some shit here |
| It s not much of a problem for the infrastructure side as open source also run on chip, hbm networking etc more of a problem for the circular financing as Anthropic / OpenAI loosing grounds means less purchases. Nvidia has already acknowledged that the majority of what OpenAi said they d buy wont happen |
| Makes sense to me |
| Tessslur |
| Screen time is a thing, its so powerful for adults imagine for kids. Gotta limit it |
| O love watching vids of Americans on fentanyl on the streets. There’s something artsy about it. |
| $20 is $20 means we got to hit $20 soon |
| your pfp is one of the worst things I've ever seen |
| It's ahead of skis but it's a long term hold for me\n |
| Close app. Forget. Free money exploit. |
| I like to muv it |
| Ahh I didn’t realize you’re only investing the hundred dollars you saved up from allowance |
| Do you we rally til the 4th like always? |
| Dont think it has anything to do with SPCX. Its robotics theme getting hot. |
| Opinion on July 2nd $120 Call?? |
| the food looks kinda pixelated though |
| BB |
| Spy hits 750 tomorrow, you guys getting free code to my onlyfans. Yes I spread my butt cheeks |
| Haha, I traded some MAG7 dailies today. It was stressful, but also kind of easy money (in small increments.) |
| I bought lots of IREN and NVDA calls today |
| if DRAM is $100 and falls 10% to $90 then it needs a 11.1% pump to get back to $100\n\nif RAM is $100 and falls 20% to $80 then it needs a 25% pump to $100, meaning DRAM needs to pump 12.5% |
| Day trading now a days is just looking at trumps tweets |
| Microscope has got whst investors crave |
| That was calls, I am not gae |
| I am thinking we will probably see a nice run for rest of week as short positions get covered. Music might stop next week or sooner though, shit could get frosty fast, gotta keep a close eye on those baconators. |
| We’re not going anywhere |
| Tendies |
| Blackberry |
| where the spcx haters at |
| Buffet is just a day trader who sucks at finding an exit and ends up holding way too long. |
| fuck that's good |
| https://preview.redd.it/067oidwoiaah1.jpeg?width=1232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=410f3e67a1785f29f0e812e24254b9a26d781787\n\n |
| Jokes on you. I can’t afford a car. |
| I am in VOO -> Semis just go up 10% every day\n\nI buy Semis -> WW3 starts, Every company is sued by the US Government, China invents algorithm breakthrough, -10% every hour i hold\n\nI sell Semis -> Instant V to green |
| sweet old stories |
| lol |
| Why |
| Boobs are a trailing indicator, by the time you see them, there’s already a 90% chance of them going tits up. |
| This daily peace off peace on is tanking my leveraged ETF. Really bad idea to own these during these times when reset is made worse by market jumping up and down by so much. |
| You don’t need calls back when you own calls |
| Excel, and I will fucking fight you to the death armed only with a toothpick if you wanna play games with me on that shit. |
| That’s okay, say hi to the family for us hope they’re well |
| The training phase yes but inference can be on anything it will just be slower with older infrastructure like any other model open source or not |
| I did that last week I'm down like $7k |
| Babysitting a seven year old who said it’s her tv time. No problem, but what is this crap? It’s like 10-15 sec clips of all sorts of random people in their cars and the grocery store. I am concerned for the future. |
| This is just me and everyone else who got smci and rgti lol |
| Sk hynix debut will make all memory stocks go 15-20% up |
| Big if true |
| "Bounces are weaker." Dude we are within a % or 2 of ATH. They will always be weak near historical tops. If they raise rates that's another thing but fundamentals of many trades are still in place. |
| Nothing quite like a 2.5% QQQ day on no news other than ceasefires are fake and gay |
| Alright who’s going all in on shaz |
| MSFT is the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. |
| You will not be here when AI balloon pops |
| Pretty sure the answer is “never.” |
| BB |
| The ‘not actual billboard btw’ disclaimer is doing a lot of heavy lifting here |
| About what you'd expect from someone who doesn't know how to use the word "then" properly in a sentence, btw. |
| Mag 7 funded the ai build out, and earnings coming up and we will realize they are also making boatloads of money, and the market will melt up. \n\nLong IGV |
| Going to get you a $50 day my man, just buy a call |
| Fuck it all in RAM |
| Sell your kidneys for $PLTR 8/21 $150 calls trust me bro |
| Metalheads huffing copium every day. |
| https://preview.redd.it/f6kyqrdfiaah1.jpeg?width=1426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa150de8a3913c3ce13e670e939a02a96253843b\n\n |
| Holy shit CBRG up 36% and RKLX up 34% green dildod my port today |
| As long as Microsoft bols keep forcing the ceo to buy more ram at ever increasing prices I am happy. \n\nYou can even fake ass pump the stock price to 1000 for all I care. |
| I haven't worked since before COVID I'm noticing it's a lot harder to get calls back on resumes than it was in like 2018, you guys. |
| Havent recovered my losses so no didnt make money |
| It's pretty obvious that you-know-who is choreographing another 'deal' with Iran for July 4. Always has to be a show.\n\nThen that will fall apart and another deal for the championship match day of World Cup.\n\nWhatever brings the spotlight and opportunities for spin and soundbites and fake adulation is what will happen |
| woke new Germany losing to their own exiled forefathers\n\nmany such cases tbh |
| I too will be looking for more ways to disappoint my father |
| $20 is $20 means we got to hit $20 soon |
| Did you say fuck robot? … yeah so weird, who would want one of those… when do you think he’ll release them anyways? |
| Ya buffet don’t know shit |
| I’ll take crypto or Zelle, have it ready |
| CVI stock. NOt only does it play with me more than ex situationships, but I could of gone more into MRK when it was 70. I still got a lot when it was, but if I put the extra 5 grand man with the dividends oh boi id be good. Now every time I wanna sell it there is hope and than it just crushes my country balls. |
| lol watch the same shit that happen to Japan happen to Paraguay. Germany top 3 to win for a reason |
| Yes, I agree with this take. I’m just saying that coming up with a model to beat a soft bookie like Bet365 for example really isn’t hard, that’s why they spend millions on stopping scraping and on algorithms to identify who to limit. |
| or even worse, /r/investing posts are used to train it |
| What are my moves tomorrow?\n\nBig fucking money movies for big dick players. Like today, realized gains of 38.74.\n\nGet fucked. \n\nTomorrow, more of the same, just like that. A fucking Financial Tyrannosaurus. |
| MacOS. And I have a Linux server running for my NAS. Backends are overwhelmingly not running Windows anymore. Sure, your shitty employer gives you a Winshit laptop, but everything else runs Linux. Actual good companies give out MacBooks |
| !banbet 3D IWM 290 |
| I added Dec $360 calls last week. |
| These WEN regards do not go away man |
| out of all the stocks, they benefit the least from AI but also will be hurt the most on an AI downturn.\n\none of the worst investments of all the bag7 honestly. |
| Sure thing. |
| Pumping = gain back a small pice of what you lost that day |
| Wow so cool . Big amount |
| I’ll never understand how Elmo got a bunch of smart people to believe that millions of people are going to want to buy his stupid fuck ass robot |
| Yup definitely kicking myself. Just hope we get there again as I’ve yoloed into it lol |
| lol Germany is still a -230 favorite… everyone relax |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael burry sold me fent behind the NYSE building on Wall Street. I was 2 mins away from losing my life before Warren Buffett found me and gave me Narcan. Since that day I have dedicated my life to hunting bears and pumping bulls. |
| Google Sheets does the job as well. Anything that is complicated enough to require Excel, shouldn’t be in Excel |
| The reflecting pool goes down as one of the most important events of the century |
| A good reason would be I could use your money before you go |
| If you didn't make money today just quit |
| Beats numbers |
| Imagine being so poor you don’t have working AC in your car |
| 2x a positive is a negative?? What a regard |
| Bullish |
| I saw it was a defense company and went calls, let’s gooo |
| Someone bought puts |
| sometimes the company and tech is amazing.\n\nbut management is absolute ass.\n\nthis is why your stock sucks. i always hear people talking tech, rarely about the people running it. \n\na man like Peter Beck gives you confidence to buy every dip/sell off. It's as or more important than anything else the company has. |
| It was funny. You could use sarcasm with the stupid /s sign and not get downvoted to satans ass because everyone got jokes and weren’t so angry all the time |
| More BB nuff said |
| Why does the planet affect you. Hookers and blow. |
| No from 2 weeks ago lmao |
| Nah |
| What operating system does your computer use? \n\nBusinesses and individuals overwhelmingly use Microsoft products in their day-to-day. I could give a rats ass if WSB thinks Microsoft has bad products lol. |
| I got that from YouTube lol. All the same sht anyways, do you even know how old reddit is you fetus? |
| Previous close ? Wtf you talking about Willis? |