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| Sell 25% or 50% |
| Can Europe cut diplomatic relations now |
| I kind of preferred transgender for everyone instead of being poor from tariffs and inflation |
| Everyone and their nana is making 10x, 100x, 30k to 2M. Anyone feeling down their porfolio didn't perform well YTD. |
| Oke im sick of it, im really starting to think Donald Trump is not a very good president\n\nGood Night. |
| The easiest one would be Facebook products..\nMaybe one can starts there. |
| Totally. Long on gold it is. |
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| Building a “techno utopia” in a country thats 80% fucking ice is the most retarded thing I’ve read this year |
| The real reason he said that about Tariffs and Greenland is because the Liechtenstein is going to invade Iran. \n\nYou can see it’s fake news, but show me proof that it’s not going to happen |
| Time to rebalance the 401k with some more global |
| 😂 |
| More than anything, I truly believe Donald Trumps ultimate end goal is to enrich his family and allies through market manipulation. Anyone with insider information on his decisions likely has made hundreds of millions if not billions collectively. It explains all the predictive market bets, the sheer insanity to every weekend cause mass chaos in markets, and to constantly undermine and risk international trade deals.\n\nAnd when it's all done and over, they'll likely just leave the country and be set for generations. |
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| Hes old can he just drop atp |
| No I'm doesn't |
| Yeah I’m here for it. Bear tho |
| US act like an enemy, talk like a demented enemy and behave like an unchecked rapist.\n\nHow are we still allied to these degenerates?\n\nDeclare economic war on the US, end Nato and treat them like Iran from now on. |
| A shoot out game would be so nice |
| Eu indices did much better than US over the last year. |
| did i ever tell you about the time i took a skiing trip and it cost american consumers 10% (up to 25%) on imports |
| Bro 800 Atk is crazy generous |
| My puts were bought at the close yesterday. I’m ready. |
| Pretty sure it's just narcissism and being obsessed with leaving a legacy at this point; same reason he keeps stamping his name onto every building he can. |
| Vecna will reign |
| I blame the American people. They aren’t doing anything.\n\nIf they pressured Congress, Trump would be reigned in. But they aren’t doing that. |
| He wants 1 billion from eaxh nation that joins is board of peace. That I guess no one joins |
| Oh trust me I accidentally executed 100 mu shares on margin because I didn’t close my call in time , now I own 36,000 dollars of a stock that I don’t want on margin . I’ve gotta pray that mu dosent completely tank by Tuesday so I don’t lose thousands . Yay me |
| I have hella puts on META LOL. 🤑🤑 |
| The euros come out every weekend |
| Some of you wont survive liberation day 2.0 on tuesday and it shows |
| How? Not asking as a financial advice only curious |
| wow good context |
| I think that's true of Canada, but not Greenland. |
| Yep just a quickie. Lil’ 1000 bagger before taking Melania to pound town. |
| The debt-to-GDP ratio is at historical norms, about 5%. |
| Ya people want to develop Greenland but the main reason why the US/China/Russia are desperate for GL are for arctic shipping lanes. |
Tuesdays, there may be a dead cat bounce.\n\nwhy?\n\ninverse cramer.\n\n https://nitter.net/jimcramer/status/2012634673252323353#m nitter.net |
| Meth |
| Those meds you stopped taking? Yeah... Might be time to start again, bud. |
| If russia is such a threat to Greenland then why are we abandoning Ukraine and not arming them to the teeth..? |
| if trump doesn't get greenland he's going to send it to el salvador |
| If you believe that you’re Tylenol class action lawsuit candidate |
| EU couldn’t cripple a cripple. If everyone in here thinks the US economy gives two fucks about a EU deal, then why is the vast majority of this sub invested in America? \n\nIf the EU matters so much why is no one investing in it? Some of you need to put your money where your moth is and show a position of it. You won’t, because to bet on economies of the EU over the US is fucking moronic. |
| Cathie likes attention. |
| Long term investment right now should focus on whatever it is the world will be doing to divorce itself from any dependency on the US.\n\n\nGold, silver, oil, swiss francs, foreign real estate, and markets like India and Vietnam gonna boom. |
| this is the friend that took ozempic |
| https://preview.redd.it/79p6eq3tjzdg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac2c23af926399e171066dd6966e60a6dffe2163 |
| Ken Griffin is the best, I wish he will buy GameStop one day 😀 |
| He has nukes |
| The US is 38 Trillion in debt. Maybe sell some shit before you start looking to buy |
| Theyre buying Nike to outrun school shootings.\n\nNike could make a commercial of a kid choosing Nikes to escape a school shooter and the USA would applaud.\n\nHell, they could collab with Smith and Wesson and have the firearm be a cool sleak new combat system. |
| Me at literally the perfect time to buy:\n\n"Alright let's buy the dip and --"\n\n"Nope."\n\n"But if you buy now the price can --"\n\n"NOPE."\n\n"We're not buying the top this is literally the perfect time to --"\n\n"**NOPE.**" |
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| But isn’t the scope of their decision limited specifically to that one enabling legislation requiring an emergency? The admin can just pivot. |
| Greenland could quickly solve the problem by renaming themselves to "Epstein Island". |
| I dare you to release market breaking news on a work day. I double dare you, little fucker. |
| Do em on the same flight |
| But the companies passed on the tarriffs to us so we should all get the refund checks |
| Orange retard winning again |
| Lmao forgot 600 |
| If we're being honest Jeffery Epstein was the original host of Love island. |
| *emerges out of a bubbling heavy oil bath* |
| MUX? |
| They’re kind of the same by promoting what is already hot and over hyped to get easy interest.\n\nIf they had good picks before they were hot, no one would be interested. |
| The Netherlands does not dare to displease the USA. |
| The hard power of the US is sitting on the fundament of its soft power.\n\n\nEvery one of those aircraft carrier groups needs a friendly allied country to resupply in. |
| This has been the next one since 2015 😂😂 |
| "I don't sleep around here anymore" |
| Its not some small african country lol the EU is top 3 in all ecconnomies, they have lots of leverage just typically not used in Tantrums. Its also typically a bit fragmented since it's like a democracy of countries, but tarriff rules apply to all of them or none of them, thats why it even exists. |
| Dude. We are not attacking greenland. First of all, only 57k people live there. Second of all it would be disastrous to every American and ensures the GOP is done for years. Trumps handlers will not allow it. Iran is fucked because of Israel. We will just help. Stocks will go up of we bomb Iran because the uncertainty will be over. Like it did last time. |
| Yes - hopping on this. |
| I was actually thinking amoral but.. it's not my main language .. I think the point is clear; Muricans are fucked. Either through voting actively or failing to clean up the system |
| Just made $150 on that Bo nix td. |
| “Increase ~~spice~~ oil production!”\n\n“My lord, there are so few harvesters after the Fremen attacks, we…” *catches knife across the throat*\n\n“Bring me another Feld Marshall.” |
| This is an insightful and well thought out comment. What are you doing here? |
| This guy read the Q files and thought drumpf was ending the fed |
| The salt levels are **VERY FUCKING HIGH** In here today lol |
| cuz its an easy target and would in theory be an easy military win |
| Imagine being 80 years old, demented, eating mc donalds, have the most powerful position in the world, billionaire and still assrape the whole world to make some extra ccash he will never spend |
| How lazy |
| BTC usually reacts to geopolitical tensions. We literally saw this last year, every time Trump tweeted about tariffs, it dumped |
| There's no longer language, only recognition.\n\n Theres no longer country, only corporate colours.\n\nColor makes us hungry.\n\nHunger makes us human. |
| MVST |
| The only thing stopping Trump and the people around him from annexing Greenland is that it would be really stupid and damaging to the US and whole western world.\n\n\nAre you completely sure that's a deal breaker for them? |
| He actually looks worse in real life. He's lost a bunch of weight and seems to be wasting away now. |
| Shorts Illustrated 2026 cover photo |
| "BREAKING: Greenland push step too far even for European far right, Bloomberg reports"\n\nThis should be a step too far for everyone. Charlie Kirk's replacement is calling Trump a mob boss in acting like this.\n\n This is a dark dark moment in US history and EVERYONE should be against this. |
| There is no risk if you privatize profits and socialize losses. |
| I met a friendly monster by my lake who says he’ll sell me Greenland for tree fiddy, what do you think?🦕 |
| Aaah I see.. PL the next play |
| https://preview.redd.it/2amxmfu5jzdg1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5f482276caa1c109ab01f1cc873131fb6d0b49b |
| You rang? |
| Actually good he’s saying this now. Lots of time to TACO on it till Tuesday |
| Good |
| wen carrier to greenlan |
| I can think of 38 Trillion reasons |
| My eyes! Noooo. Why!!! |
| They'll defer for three years them stop anything the next D president wants to do to fix this mess |
| *immoral |
| Right. Sell all. |
| it'd be hillarious if it wasn't so sad.\n\nNevermind that they're one of the very few western countries unable to curb gun violence.\n\nAnd as you rightly say, healthcare is a joke- both in overall cost and individual effect. They actively avoid using ambulances to not get into debt. The entire social system is non-existent (cops get 6 weeks training and are their main tool for the mentally and financially troubled.\n\nWhole things' uberfucked. Atleast they got gazillionaires to terrorize everyone else |
| Imagine being that guy… cool story to tell |
| They keep getting contracts though, and IIRC one of their higher-ups is an ex NASA higher up |
| 4d chess btw\nNow they have to buy their own stuff /s |
| Also known as Elysium. |
| ARE YOU GUYS TIRED OF WINNING YET? |
| Golden Dome |
| Gonna be wild when Europe finally decides to ditch Amazon, Google, Microsoft, Intel, AMD, Nvidia, Oracle, and Facebook. |
| Money printer goes brrrr |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Dude I'd put him with Epstein on the official portrait. \n\nAt the very worst, South Park Don. |
| Oh man, I just realized he originally did this on a Friday as well! Then the numbers on a Saturday. This has happened so many times now that I didn’t even notice the manipulation. Bonus points for a 3 day weekend. |
| I keep seeing people say this and I have no idea why. Why would bitcoin dump? So people would have cash on hand to buy the stocks that are plummeting on Tuesday cause 🥭is a jabroni? |
| "Trump is so afraid that russia will take over Greenland that he imposed strict sanctions on his allies, but none on russia."\n\nOdd how that's always the case. |
| Buy every dip |
| you need to think more like trump does to understand although it will be a disaster, in some minds it might make sense. |
| Apparently the secret is credit card debt. |
| Trade war at the start of every year. Got it. |
| Im tired boss. Really tired |
| Mark my words regards.\n\nYou will be whining and crying when like you did with Nvidia, Palantir, Rklb, Carvana, you name it, you cry about it later.\n\nNow keep waiting for the Tesla dip 🤡 |
| IWM doesn’t do anything but pump. & yeah all these meme stocks don’t stop ripping |
| My SLV calls are boutta PRINT. |
| I mean starlink currently has *some* service, ASTS doesn't. In all other senses they're behind but yeat |
| It’s for the golden dome project. We have Alaska, we need Greenland. And we need that big of a project to fund development, and it’s being funded, because Israel needs an updated iron dome. The only project with enough money is the golden dome and they are pushing for it so hard. That’s why Trump is, seemingly out of nowhere, demanding Greenland. |
| Do the us send troops then? EU sent more money and equipment than the US\n\nAlso, have fun when europe starts dumping your treasuries |
| Iran and Greenland strikes incoming in 3....2....1.... |
| Lay off the drugs, dude. |
| Grab lube |
| I haven’t had sex for 2 months. Except the two I fucked last week \n \nThis has been a cashflow update |
| Its the perfect place for large scale datacenters is the real reason |
| Don't want to have to pay for Universal Healthcare for that many people. |
| I CANNOT TAKE ANYMORE OF THESE WEEKEND FUTES IM TOAST 😭 |
| I just had a stroke reading Donnie’s tariff on EU truth social |
| Good. Show some spine, Europe. Let's go. |
| Until Europe gives us all of Europe (except France) we will levy 100,000% tariffs on the EU. They will pay 100% of the new tariffs. Thanks for your matter to this attention. |
| If he invades NATO falls apart instantly, threatiming is still cheaper. |
| Forbes World's Richest List (based on stock valuation): Elon, Larry Page, Bezos, Sergey Brin, Pappa Ellison\n\nWorld's Actual Richest (based on private company ownership/realized gains): Michael Bloomberg, the Waltons, Ken Griffin, Amancio Ortega (Zara), Buffett\n\nReal money's starting to get sick of the fake money. |
| Does she even consider what the impacts to that on the economy would be? |
| Idk I don't see MS13 anywhere |
| Puts |
| *If the President does it, it's not illegal.* \-- The Roberts Court. |
| Srsly what’s the real reason why |
| They weren't swindled. They hate this country just as much as he does. |
| Wasn't Andre the Giant once unemployed in Greenland? |
| plus, on my chart the momentum has been slowing down drastically going upwards, just now were making lower highs and lows, all i gotta say is be quick to sell |
| Wait till the world calls you on that 37 trillion debt and everything goes bang. |
| >Cramer is a goddamn genius\n\nMy reaction reading that phrase:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/glnyha2jizdg1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45ccce2bf79f9e857bd3a73ef0e97253e5dbd38e |
| Inbred |
| Good |
| Nice try diddy! |
| France |
| Not show a year |
| Yea it’s our companies currently suing the government for refunds |
| His record on the economy is shit. There is nothing he can do to prevent a huge swing towards democratic candidates. He full well knows this. As trade structurally pivots away from America it will have a material impact on the health of our economy and ultimately be reflected in the markets. |
| With conviction like that you shouldn't have capped it with a spread but you have mitigated your risk if your thesis doesn't play out. It's tough to tag Yolo to a Put debit spread. By definition, Yolo's are going all in damn the risk and spreads mitigate loss and gap gains. Great product I use CDSs daily just wouldn't consider their use a Yolo in any way shape or form regardless of yeh number of contracts. Naked calls or puts or full porting shares kind of goes without saying on a Yolo but good luck. |
| Why does the expiration show a year? |
| Good for the EU - duck the USA |
| You know what more calls? |
| if birds can’t go then I wanna see the bills get to the Super Bowl |
| Discount ETFs? My man, the RSI needs to cool off somehow. |
| guranteed pump tuesday green but dump the next week, there are put options on spy qqq 1/30 exp with otm strikes for qqq its 600, 590, we’re heading downwards deeply |
| i can't take all this winning |
| Unfortunately it kinda does |
| Short bonds. \n\nBuy greenland…. Who’s the seller? Greenland? Denmark? Citizens of…? How can they even accept payment other than in full and up front? Why would anyone accept any sort of klarna payment when dementia mango just changes the terms. Give you a few billion up front and yeah we are totally good for the rest later in a BNPL?\n\nWhy would anyone trust t bills notes or bonds, that they would be honored when dementia mango pudding brain could devalue them later. If you were running a pension fund, how can you be doing your fiduciary duty when clearly there is a risk premium being baked in here.\n\nIf you are still holding these, you should liquidate. The only thing dementia mango pudding brain has listened to thus far is the bond market. The world has leverage over the us via the bond market. |
| te mamaste |
| For fucks sake stop teasing me and just let me trade daily expiries on every ticker with 24hr trading and on weekends. like lets just stop pussy footing around and let degens destroy their lives in a single week rather than having to wait multiple weeks because of the existing option chains. Also spy market makers are not gonna be happy lol. They lover their 0dte gamblers |
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| I think you forget that BTC didn’t crater during liberation day when equities dumped 20% |
| What’s wrong with eating crayons |
| It's going to be funny if SCOTUS rules against tariffs and the refund goes to US corporations instead of other countries, which have supposedly been paying them this whole time. |
| Wrap it up boys, the stock market is doomed thanks to Cathie, full port into gold and silver |
| True, but it’d make it a self regulating system |
| Lmfao right |
| Can’t he make NATO control that? |
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| "When fear is high, it's time to buy". |
| I mean, it's working, right? |
| recall his emphasises on crypto recently? it's not a new topic but he underlined it recently. do the math combined with previous statements he wants to reduce the debt (which currently is not happening).\n\n[https://www.reddit.com/r/btc/comments/1qfdkro/breaking\_trump\_says\_the\_era\_of\_attack\_on\_crypto/](https://www.reddit.com/r/btc/comments/1qfdkro/breaking_trump_says_the_era_of_attack_on_crypto/)\n\nedit: add to that his clear desire to have power over the federal reserve. |
| The Hollywood propaganda machine have convinced that free paid holidays and health care is evil socialism. While they have to go into debt when they get sick, easily the most backward country in the world. |
| I’m also wondering about this. They seem to have pretty stringent checks in place. |
| YAY dump and pump, y'all be ready! |
| Have you tried using a Zwift running pod on the dreadmill? It's mostly cyclists but feels less lonely. |
| AMEN |
| Rich people moving money around doesn’t mean the economy is healthy |
| I wonder if Trump sabotaged his position because he had a deal locked in using phony powers, the EU will be less likely to approve it if/when the tariffs are nullified. Not to mention the reneging aspect |
| To keep the independence of Greenland for the remaining time this administration holds office, it may be a small sacrifice to pay these tariffs. They can be quickly undone on Day 1 of the next administration. |
| It's his second term, I'm done making excuses for Americans. Look at the fact that they have 11 holidays on avg (unpaid and including bank holidays somehow).. compare that to the 25 avg (excluding bank holidays, paid).\n\nAmericans are loud and dumb; too oblivious to realise they're corporate slaves and too docile to work on getting a better life.\n\nP.s. to all the muricans reading this; fuck you buddy |
| Relationships ruin everything |
| You sure?\n\nExclusive: Greenland ‘Freedom City’? Rich donors push Trump for a tech hub up north | Reuters https://share.google/50sGNmlR04H1h8zuV |
| Do it! 👍 |
| What does this mean for stocks/gold etc? |
| Broncos |
| Sell 50000 hot dogs for 1$ each. |
| In hindsight, gaining Greenland is super bullish for USA. The EU will fold indefinitely. Greenland is the next state. It will happen |
| Wtf is weekend futures ? O.o\n\nIt’s basically an urban legend that only appears on one website |
| My wife’s boyfriend suggested I buy VIX calls on Friday. Smart guy. Might have to put a cuck chair in the guest bedroom too. |
| “Burn everything left and right and reshape the world if that what it takes to block the release of Epstein files”\n\nSun Tzu - The art of being a narcissistic lowlife |
| Uh🤓 that was bidens DOJ. Its bidens fault trump committed those crimes. |
| American hegemony is coming to an end, and everyone is aware of it. |
| Nope, but wish I bought more lol |
| Yeah, I should have bought RKLB earlier, but oh well. Better late than never if it ends up trading at 200-$300 eventually. |
| You'll know if something actually happens because it will be on a weekday |
| In a stunning sight, thousands of Greenlanders take to the street wearing proudly red caps that state Make America Go Away… |
| “Arrrrakis is mine!” |
| I don’t trust anyone who would want to move to a place with negative temperatures. \n\nSpecial kind of twisted |
| People still give her money to invest? |
| “Up there” there is no “up” |
| What shit? I am out of the loop. And gape up or down? |
| https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-sending-funds-venezuela-oil-170450578.html\n\nSending money from Venezuela oil to Qatar bank. Stealing it then. wtf!!! |
| because by the time you wait, the lowest on the red day is quite bit higher than the current high on the green one? |
| $RDDT yolo regards 📈 |
| Can we release the lion to eat the clown instead? |
| Any deal with the US seems to be a waste of time. We’re seeing the beginning of the terminal decline of the American empire, trust is all they had |
| Bers telling their family to get whatever they want at walmart |
| Too many rich people for that to happen. The game is rigged. |
| Where the f are they? So many constitutional violations going on. They haven’t touched any of them. |
| Go bills |
| >Cathie Wood’s track record demonstrates a high-risk, high-reward strategy. She outperformed the market significantly in 2020 and 2025 but suffered catastrophic losses in 2022 that erased years of gains. An investor holding QQQ (Nasdaq 100) since 2014 would have achieved similar or better returns with half the volatility. |
| What’s below retard? Do we even have a word to describe them? |
| This is about control of arctic shipping lanes. Nobody actually wants to live there. |
| Hope is a quick 100%, his nightmare is reality where it drops 50% in 30 seconds |
| We've really gotta find a way to break up the corp conglomerates. There should be a way to do it where everyone wins - it doesnt have to be a situation where anyone loses money but some of the higher income brackets might get slashed a bit.\n\nThat or we approach the innevitable future of 1 company owning everything. Its only a matter of time. If i had to guess i'd say it would probobly end up being amazon. |
| dude's gonna TACO out. sideways tuesday. |
| I'm pretty sure the point in this isn't making money, it's *burning* money to float market sentiment. If you're unfathomably rich and that wealth is dependent on the show going on, this is a logical deal.\n\nWithout proof, this is of course wackadoo conspiracy shit, but I wouldn't be shocked if we have a documentary 10 years down the line showing this exact thing happening. |
| Because of Europe? 😂😂😂 |
| Gold and silver calls |
| Why would BTC dump? |
| Inflation negative? Lmaooooo |
| Cathie is the only person ever recorded losing money on Nvidia shares, not options, post 2021\n\nAdvanced retard behavior |
| Your on reddit, the whole site is like that. Realize where your at bro. |
| Time to make a play for Canada at the same time. Two’fer |
| MU |
| Bills, bears, Texans, niners ML |
| What small caps? Like an index or individual meme stocks? |
| Why don't we buy the entire Europe? Are we stupid for just buying Greenland? |
| And also while being kidnapped |
| EU should follow China playbook. \n\nThe only country that effectively fought back US Trump. |
| In Trumps earlier attack the world with tariffs he ended up with a very lop sided deal in favour of the USA. He or the USA had managed to split the EU and now he's managed to bring them all together again. |
| The Supreme Court has already discussed the issue that Trump is inherently collecting revenue via these tariffs and that whatever they're called/classified as is irrelevant.\n\n\nDuring the last publicly available discussion they were all pretty unanimous on this. |
| 2026 is gonna be a really long year |
| Lol "unable". 🤡🤡🤡 |
| Compared to her, Cramer is a goddamn genius. |
| I forgot to turn on stove and trying to cook from last 15 minutes. I am a dumb fuck. |
| EU just shooting itself in the foot as usual. EU is a joke. They have no teeth and zero leverage in this situation and THEY KNOW IT. Clown show lol. |
| How dare you insult palps like that. You crossed a line. \n\n\nNazis dont seem to like my comment. |
| “US set to end EU trade deal by threatening invasion”. Fixed it. |
| I heard China has dropped over $800B in US Treasuries in the last six months, at a loss. Swapping it all for resources .... |
| Boys I’m getting back in, need real inspiration can I turn 5k into 50k?! |
| I read they got 11 holidays on avg, that is including bank holidays; and theyre not paid on those days lol.\n\nAmericans are corporate slaves, a docile people unable to actually make their life better |
| I ain't been swimdld into nutin. Its called owning the libs, and id gladly shoot of bof of my foots to do it |
| Good thing I’m balls deep in defense none of this matters 🙂 |
| What? He won the popular vote. After a horrible first presidency. It’s the whole country at this point. |
| Supreme court decisions apply to peasants, not for presidents! |
| Weekend futures collapsing down over 1% already |
| In all seriousness the United States has been obsessed with Greenland since the start of the country. \n\n\nWay back 1867 Andrew Johnson tried to buy Greenland after buying Alaska, going all the way to the 1940s and 50s under the Truman and Eisenhower administrations who also tried to buy Greenland. \n\n\nAfter the 1950 attempt a treaty was signed allowing the US to have a pretty substantial military presence there. \n\n\nU.S. was so obsessed with nuclear strategy in Greenland that they once tried to build a "city under the ice" called Project Iceworm in the 1960s.\n\n\nThe Plan: They built a massive underground base (Camp Century) powered by a portable nuclear reactor.\n\n\nThe Goal: The secret intent was to house a network of 600 nuclear missiles that could hit the Soviet Union.\n\n\nThe Failure: They eventually realized the ice sheet was moving too fast, which would have crushed the missile silos, so they abandoned the project, leaving the nuclear waste and the base still buried under the ice today.\n\n\nOn the plus side that project got scientists the first ice core samples.\n\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Iceworm |
| Went on a Date yesterday. Wasn’t able to sell before close and was kinda angry cause my 2/20 PLTR puts printed. Now I’m not that mad anymore\n\nFeel like the moron will see the sea of red futes on Monday and do something to turn them green though. Won’t celebrate too early |
| That's how you build immunity american style, start with small caliber from foot, and move slowly upwards. |
| A lot of regards here would either die from sleep deprivation or kill themselves |
| imagine voting for a 79 y.o that managed to get convicted 91 times. amoral people |
| Despite the administration’s best efforts to f it up. |
| He’s got midterms coming up. He can’t afford to let it drop for too long |
| If Europe is not an ally, who do you consider allies? You've turned on Canada and Mexico already too... So who's left in your corner? |
| My feet and shoes match, why would I buy new shoes, especially when shit's so inexplicably expensive. |
| Wondered why the bulls couldn’t hold shit all week . Someone big was probably selling the entire time |
| I’ve been waiting for the NASDAQ to make a better high before I grab an expensive put, but it’s been pinned in this choppy area for a while. I hope we get a good climb before we fall because I’ll be pissed if we just start falling right away. |
| Not investment advice |
| Uh oh, let me guess, Tom Lee is majorly bullish. |
| for those who can predict the future, what are the chances we don’t dump on Tuesday?\n\nBought $68k worth of NVDA on Friday like a dipshit |
| I guess gold hasn’t finished its run then |
| Countries kissing his ass over implicit threats is already in full swing. His international travel has been nothing but red carpets rolling out. A stark difference to his first term when foreign nations treated him like dogshit. |
| I’m 95% that the only reason trump cares about Greenland so much is because it looks big on a map. |
| US Stock market to fall, dollar to weaken gold to rise further |
| Bring back Corporal Simo Häyhä - IYKYK 😉 |
| Space! |
| I’m pretty much 100%+ on every pick last year. Asts and Rklb were no brainers and frankly, still have a lot more run left in them |
| Americans need to use this as his official portrait when he's kicked out of the White House. |
| What's a "US"? \n\n🤫😉 |
| yeah they shoot themselves and eachother in the face. and then they all lose their mind if a mildly inconvenienced agent is allowed to shoot a woman in the face three times. |
| This is a reminder if the most vocal supporters if someone are conspirtards like Alex Jones and RFK jr you shouldnt trust them with the economy |
| Pure luck lol |
| Tldr, everyone hates everyone and shit is fracturing |
| This will all pass by Tuesday. Or just sell everything and wait for a dip. |
| They will defer until the next presidential election if we are extremely lucky, maybe after the midterms IF there is a MASSIVE blue wave. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jnz6e5v0hzdg1.png?width=975&format=png&auto=webp&s=3dfcd6ac074037303f615434447f4a1c5de34f5e |
| Congress doesn’t matter anymore lol |
| idiot |
| One great big festering neon distraction |
| Bold of you to assume this market reacts to to any news appropriately |
| *much* more movement than usual. These are low liquidity, but usually only have small moved (around 0.5% up or down) |
| No no, you must listen to him when he says Russia and China want it too. |
| >Only way to save us\n\nThe only people who can save the US are the American people. Its always been that way. Until millions march in the streets nothing will change. Sadly I don't see this happening as the media is owned by the same plutocrats who have taken over the government and have the people divided and distracted. |
| Everyone has a lot to say about “Winning”. Yet the markets are at all time highs. Small caps do nothing but go up everyday. All of you in here on average are probably making more than you ever have. Yes, you spoiled mf’s are indeed winning. |
| I can help you ID the neighborhood psychedelic mushrooms. |
| Username checks out |
| He should be sentenced with capital punishment for treason |
| Russian ^ |
| They could have just offered every Greenlander $10 Million dollars each to vote for independence then vote to join the US a year ago and avoided all this nonsense |
| With the way things are going our kids are gonna be manufacturing them here in no time. |
| It's Musk and Thiel through Vance. They wanna create a technocrat "Freedom City" up there. |
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| Calls |
| Well played sir, laughed way to hard about this. |
| Playing hardball makes much more sense for the EU now with the midterms right around the corner... |
| Funny how you're getting downvoted, when I suspect this is the actual US plan: acquire Greenland without open hostilities, while still being vaguely committed to NATO. Other NATO members will try to keep the US in and look to appease Trump, and enable a Greenland annexation for money (so zero bullets fired).\n\n\nTrump/US then lets NATO wither, \nburns bridges with EU allies (which they have planned to do already anyway), and has acquired Greenland at a low price just before NATO with the US collapses. I would expect/hope for the NATO to continue in a form without the US. |
You can see what gold is doing here:\n\n Just a moment... pro.kraken.com |
| If the Supreme Court blocks Trump's tariffs, he’ll just charge importers under a different label—like an 'America First Fee’ Or 'Reciprocal Fee ‘ . He will still collect every single cent. |
| And the 10s of millions or brain dead husks who have been swindled into voting for him |
| He saw the movie Greenland 2 with Jerald butler |
| I got stuck with 2000 TSLS shares from my calls being slightly ITM last night. Hoping TSLA shits over the long weekend. |
| If he lies, we can too |
| I just buy spy |
| Really?\n\n\nAight\n\n\nLater |
| For every one of these gambling posts there’s 500 people that gambled on the wrong company and either broken even, ended up a bag holder, or lost money. |
| I love IWM shi prints |
| Omg the Super Bowl is coming up. What if they ask me to play? I've never even played football im freaking the fuck out right now oh god |
| It’s all about the Global 9000 - come to Toronto to pick one up from Bombardier’s final assembly plant. 🥳 |
| But her laugh… |
| So what’s bros hope and bros nightmare |
| I picked up a few too 😋 |
| It always will be |
| Even with the EU halting a US trade deal, BTC isn’t dumping. The market seems to know that 🥭 will taco by Tuesday |
| relax Amy, it's going to be alright. |
| Yeah I get that, realistically shouldn’t even be where it’s at now but what I’m asking is surely it will do another stupid run to at least 55-60? |
| 0.7% |
| Soldiers are already being moved to Greenland and everyone is taking Greenland/Denmark's side. You really want to play an "odds are" to side with your maniac in chief and risk World War 3 against your allies?!! \n\nHis entire reasoning is so Putin doesn't take Greenland, when Putin has shown just how shit his military is over the past 3+ years. If Putin is the Boogeyman, wage war on Putin/Russia, not your allies. |
| No, they wear Nikes while shoot up schools. And peaceful protestors. |
| I just laugh when i hear "epstien list" now. Its really such a meme lmao. Way i see it is i made some mistakes in my early teens, got into some fights, did some things.. I'd be mad if that disqualified me from doing anything with my life.\n\nNow a DUI on the other hand, get one of those and its over. One of my boys got a DUI at age 21 and that royally fucked his life - banned from all corperate jobs and will spend his life as a bartender. \n\nDiddle all you want but whatever you do, do not drive after drinking |
| Rzlv |
| The Return of Rheinmetall: Polanball edition |
| They already fucked us with the presidential immunity nonsense |
| I sold puts 😭😭😭 at least i don't mind owning more amzn. |
| Swing trade will be so much sweeter... most sleep deprived wins |
| No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come - Victor Hugo \n\nEnding fiat and Americas global abuse with it is the idea\n\nPhysical silver and gold will outperform the dollar \n\nTrump unable to drain the swamp means that common people across the world are done with the US money printer if possible. Im sorry not even with our army.\n\nIf you can’t stop fraud we will. |
| Deals, agreements, anything related to keeping your word. |
| crab roe noodles |
| puts LOL |
| mango will be 80 soon but he thinks all the greenland ice will melt this summer and the riches will belong to him and his oligarch friends. you'll never see that ice melt mango. |
| How is this compared to normal? |
| Common sense from regards? |
| That’s gross 🤮 |
| Honest question, how many of you would actually want a 24/7 market, 365 days a year? Imagine this type of news with zero downtime for people to digest the info... |
| Yeah they changed the logo on his shirt, it's unethical |
| I almost forgot about the greenlandzuela files |
| The market has been storing piss in the balls, get ready to be hosed down when it busts |
| So stupid it’s probably true |
| Seems like a classic case of hindsight bias. A lot of people would’ve folded under the pressure, especially with the amount of noise in the market back then. It's easy to gloat now, but holding through the storm is tough for most. |
| Holy retard |
| with this weekend's news it is highly unlikely |
| No just incapable of making a risk calculation for their actions. |
| https://preview.redd.it/mq6pcxt8gzdg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d1c733ffba790747318a08728c72387b8a1779f |
| As a norwegian i guess he still carry grudges :p\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jhyin8b4gzdg1.png?width=934&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ce197d52ba93652406fb844c4367657501e55c7 |
| DJT is gonna cave in this weekend you fuckin bears 🐻 |
| Fair enough, but reuters does spread a lot of garbage so it's hard not to be confused. |
| Supreme Court needs to get their shit together and make a ruling on these tariffs |
| Sitting on 50% cash, but I have no idea how to buy the bottom |
| True 🥷's |
| Actually the water was mostly fine as calcium buildups cover the lead pipes. They however had a habit of adding lead to wine to make it sweeter. |
| It would be risky as fuck doing a trade deal with the current US regime in power. Put it on hold until 2029. Only IF the dems get back in power |
| No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more! THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER！！！ |
| The supreme dealmaker has decided that this week, short selling and puts will be the new fashion. |
| Silver and gold are gonna gape if this shit holds into Tuesday morning lmao |
| What sub 10 dollar stocks are poised for a big year? |
| ughhh who gave me them herpes |
| We get our undies made in China now. |
| The tariffs was how he responded to troops. The halt was in response to tariffs. |
| We already know Trump likes to hype things up so he can later take credit for a “win”. It’s no coincidence he did this over a long weekend with markets closed on Monday. Most likely by Monday evening we’ll see something like: “I’ve received updates from several countries saying they want to move forward on this.”\n\nThe stock market is extremely important to Trump. He’s not going to deliberately crash it. |
| Is anyone else tired of winning yet |
| I don’t know… one of these times the market isn’t going to rebound. |
| https://preview.redd.it/cif3cof2gzdg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a77f7fc7976cf36bc667a96b0d7306ba117adad3 |
| I asked my cat if Tues gonna be bloody\n\nShe said she thought I was all cash this weekend\n\nFml |
| You mean like reading a history book right?\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Benito_Mussolini |
| You missed the point, orange man bad, orange man ‘pals’ (because that’s definitely a reputable source) with bajillionaires, and da bajillionaires are EEEEEEVILLLLLLLL |
| CEG, NOW, DDOG and CRWD will be purchased as soon as possible. |
| 🥭 - TARIFF - MY FAVORITE WOOORRRDDD!!!!!! |
| Bullish |
| Tons of markets are doing better |
| They're to scared to end it. They'll defer for 3 years |
| They better give us Greenland or they are fired! |
| Who's gonna buy them on Monday? |
| So many crying poosays in here LMAO 🤌 |
| What he’d look like to Shallow Hal |
| its actually so sick for them that they get to back out of an awful trade deal with cover during a year where he cant afford to have a recession. |
| Israel secured another 3.3 billion in security assistance 🥳🥳🇮🇱🇮🇱 |
| No I’m expecting common sense from retards and not just googling ‘orange man Greenland’ for articles showing the “REAL” reason for everything |
| Good |
| EU can’t do it because he just did it first over Truth social 🤣😂 literally can’t make this stuff up. |
| Good.\nShould stop buying US treasuries too. |
| Green by open |
| He wants Greenland because green is the color of the market going up. Bullish. |
| Weekend markets reacting\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/sk3oiqwtfzdg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51caa0d4493dc68e6532213f10d6054d5d4da0e8 |
| Dufus Troomp |
| Amen! |
| thats the whole point |
| If the US annexes Greenland and Canada it'll be the end of the US. \n\nThey might take it over, but they won't be able to govern it due to the massive resistance folks will put up, and they'll spread themselves too thin. Way more territory than they can effectively manage and defend. |
| cry harder, bulltard |
| How soon do the afterhours markets open, 8pm on Monday? |
| Hilarious that right when the market looked like it was finally breaking out again Mango decided to tariff the EU cause they won't give him Greenland. You can't make up this regarded timeline. |
| https://preview.redd.it/r3vvzbarfzdg1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4cadb6ff52ba08ce376c278e7a697f64fec9562 |
| Markets should be used to 🥭 bullshit right now. This is the kind of shit that happens when you put a bunch of former tall show hosts and reality TV bastards in charge of running a country. |
| Retard couldn’t read my comment apparently, Greenland has minerals **but you don’t seem to realize why no one fucking mines them** |
| Meeting on Sunday\n\nWe’ll get a confirmation after |
| TEAM BLUE!! |
| Highly photoshopped but who cares |
| I feel like a lot of independents who got Trump elected would support his removal from office at this point. Good on the EU. I’m so disappointed as an American the way the federal government is going to impact how people perceive me as a global citizen.\n\nEdit: sorry didn’t realize what sub this was I’m so regarded how can I rocket off this info. YOLO dd acoustic 🚀 |
| Elect a clown, enjoy the circus |
| My Jan 20 SPY puts looking JUICY |
| What is this fascination with Greenland. It’s like a weird obsession that no one seems to have except for him. |
| Good. Now start doing targeted response tariffs to cripple the economies of US red states |
| Eurogays finally growing some balls. The great European armaments should be next for the return of the European military complex electric boogaloo. Calls on Rheinmetall. |
| Only started in late September. |
| Only way to save us...well, those of us who didnt load up on puts on Friday |
| We are winning so much |
| money |
| Greenland is essential for the Technate, and the technocracy that is soon to come |
| The US only got involved in WW2 after they were bombed at pearl harbour.\n\nThe US is the only NATO member to every invoke Article 5, which came after Sept 11 and every country responded as if they were attacked themselves.\n\nYou're not being clowned on for wanting to buy Greenland. Your clown of a president has openly said he will take it by force if they don't sell. Greenland has stated they don't want to be American and Denmark doesn't want to sell. You're threatening an ally who has already allowed you to build bases and station in Greenland. Your citizens overwhelmingly don't want Greenland and your military and politicians have openly stated that taking Greenland is wrong/illegal. NATO members have also said they will stand with Denmark/Greenland if the US tries to do anything by force. Sure, your military is superior but is going to war with your closest allies really something you are hoping for? |
| This is annoying af. Bruh either invade Greenland or gtfo. What's the damn suspense and shady nonsense for? \n\nAtp I feel like he just does it to stay in the headlines and nothing else |
| Yeah! Another Don dump and pump. This time I’m gonna make money on it for real!!! |
| Sounds fantastic! I love a good beef rib. |
| I respect the 3.25x gains |
| Up 28%, so SPX closing the year around 7700. |
| They bought the shares right before releasing bad news? |
| alot of 2025 vacations were already booked. 73m in 2024. Will be much less this year |
| Right, then they’d finally stop selling off gold and silver overnight |
| Fanta Menace has been fuckin with the money these last few days……one thing even that discount bin dollar general mobster should know is you never fuck with the money. |
| Uhh because it's a fraud stock?\n\n\nIt's right in the name, Rugetti. |
| Uh huh, and ‘experts’ said the Soviet Union was about to overtake the US in the 80s. I’m sorry I’m not just gonna ignore literally everything pointing at the dollar still elbow dropping everyone else |
| Hey at least it’s not breaking the world ord- |
| Why would anyone outside of America not sell their US equities? |
| Yea that’s because you’re a regard ‘cause you still think about landings when they moved to defense and lunar communications.\n\nWell done you deserved the regard award appointed by president 🥭 himself |
| Blood red 0.17 is kinda hilarious |
| Fuck, is this pic unaltered? Palpatine looks like shit |
| Trump just announced 10% tariffs that can be increased to 25% on major ally countries over Greenland. Countries like Norway, France, Germany, and the UK. Silver is gonna launch when Tuesday comes. |
| Just a year back, US, Canada, EU (except France) are all blood bluddies who wore each other's underwear lmao. |
| Are you tired of winning yet? |
| He's scared of the .1% because they only use his dumbass to make themselves richer. After liberation day he backed down because it was literally about to cause a depression. His economic tactics can be separate from, you know, a masked private army that detains and kills citizens. But mask mandates are clearly fascism, and real fascism isn't fascism, right? |
| kinda cool if eu dumps us debt |
| The consequences of your mad king's actions, America. |
| The camel eats like a camel and produces water until the journey ends. |
| Curse you Joe Bidennnnnn |
| Ty |
| He forgot his orange cream |
| It gives SCOTUS more reason to reject the tariffs. However, my personal view is that SCOTUS will allow it, telling Congress it is their job to narrowly define the scope of their laws, and it is not up to the courts to narrow the intent of their broadly written laws. This is something the Conservatives have wanted to do for a long time.\n\nIf SCOTUS does allow it, we're in for a correction. |
| I’m sure many presidents have given finger but is before cameras were invented |
| they better not open the 🅱️asino on Tuesday 🍿🍿🍿 |
| Okay |
| He looks like he has downs syndrome lately. |
| If it ever goes to 7-10 range for sure. I have a feeling it will pull back to low teens but these are just gut feelings. There’s some dude I follow on Webull who does this Elliot wave/fibonacci TA it’s gibberish to me but he is spot on. The only thing with that is time. Can’t time when the price will hit those levels. If he charts lunr and if I remember on Tuesday I’ll come back and update my comment with his findings |
| Supreme Court put an end to this nonsense. |
| Is this admin schizophrenic? |
| That's just one of several theories.\n\nMost likely that Syphilis itself hadn't been in the Roman Empire because the timeline didn't match up, but that similarly bad precursor pathogens did exist in the Roman Empire. |
| What thing did I miss that won't actually change anything but that everyone is worried about? |
| So much winning…. |
| i got AMZN poots for next Friday, where is the PJ Dealership y'all like to buy at? |
| Got’em |
| Christ |
| Uh America. Do something. (Hint it doesn’t involve Greenland) |
| Trade deals with the US is pointless, if that's not clear enough already. |
| And they oddly enough didn’t yet. Seems like part of the theater |
| I thought syphilis was a post Columbus thing |
| Shooting themselves in the feet? No, friend. There is only one person shooting. |
| EU halting trade deal over tariff threats\n\nits OVER |
| I'm not bipartisan. You clearly are so you'll always defend the Dems. I'll simply defend anyone doing something that's good. \n\nDems are worse imo but it's probably because they had power for longer. Which is funny because they had like 15 years to fix issues but didn't but somehow it's all Donald's fault 😂. \n\nHave a good day! |
| I bought ASTS on Jun 17, 2024 for 11.64 a share and sold on July 29 for 18.54 a share. Was happy to take those profits 🙁 shoulda just held. |
| Cheeto angry. |
| Im gonna reply to this comment on Tues morning |
| smart man |
| MLK Jr day |
| EU tariffs no. But EU suspending/ending us trade will |
| https://preview.redd.it/juqknkcsezdg1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aebca047dd1c81f6df12f8c46427d5261c669acd |
| ig.com |
| 😂 |
| I’m tired boss 😞 |
| EU sending 13 reconnaissance soldiers to Greenland because even they despite controlling the territory and having state of the art satellites have no perfect intel about geography and other basic things.\n\nthe moment the US enters the place, either they will get maimed by local wildlife and the occasional mosquito swarm or will be stuck in guerrilla warfare in snow with thermals and other military tech not working properly due to snow, ice and temperature sensitivity. |
| Our father in law 🥸 |
| Going to put my next paycheck on nike,\n\n\nAmericans must be buying so much new shoes after shooting themselves in the foot constantly |
| Reminder that zjz bans you for criticism of things going on. |
| scotus needs to sack up and end this bullshit |
| Lol I dont have X what are the bots saying |
| This isn't fun anymore. |
| Reason? |
| not if you didn't get tested |
| If you understand his goals, you'll understand the communication is by design. It's outlined in his biography from the 80s -- flood the zone. It generates confusion by design and gives you leverage in negotiations.\n\nHis goal for tariffs is created by Oren Cass. Cass's tariffs are broad-based and at 10 percent for every single nation.\n\nHe doesn't mind if someone who he thinks has been taking advantage of Americans is mad at the new policies. |
| My father in law casually let me know he has owned 8500oz of silver for 20 years. His stock pile doubled in value last year with more upside to come probably. |
| Looking back that was a stupid question. I forgot about Andrew Jackson’s crazy ass. He used to actually duel ppl with guns. |
| Very insightful |
| GLD is going to gap up to $440 \n\n$428c was .90 which will be $12.00 |
| Rome didn’t have Syphilis, that originated in the new world and didn’t make it to Europe until after they started colonizing it. |
| Market going to be halted Monday for sure |
| Finding a hooker that will do pee stuff was Putin's lifetime greatest investment |
| Weekend Dow BLOOD RED |
| Trump voters are the dumbest fucking morons around. |
| Thanks! |
| I'm sure it'll be a banger. |
| Now all we need is for a martial law declaration so we can elevator down |
| Gyna is making sense, are we the baddies |
| RGTI…it will pump again eventually right? Why not call options 3-6 months out on it |
| 3 to 1 odds on the 49ers? Say less I’m retarded |
| No. I just asked ChatGPT |
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| Got a XOM 133c/127p strangle with post ER expiry cuz I thought his stupid deed of the week(end) would be bombing Iran. Now I'm wondering how trade war escalations are gonna affect oil. |
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| I have an offset. Mixed up a dry rub and then I'll sauce them about 30 minutes before I pull them so the sauce gets nice and sticky. |
| Not sure I want to see how the sector does, I'm also long ASTS and RKLB. Definitely would with 20 percent pull back in the short term |
| >the dollars dominance as a world reserve currency is over\n\nStill think this isn't going to happen until Trump appoints a stooge to replace Powell. So, soon. |
| just syphilis |
| How can a call be more than -100%…? \n\nor had you sold that call? |
| TACO trade fr. Donny paper hands |
| I was a 🥷would. |
| Is that the first time a sitting US president has given someone the middle finger publicly lol? I didn’t think of that before. It’s probably the first time a sitting president has been called a pedophile protector. I know back in the day they accused the Freemasons of weird shit. |
| Is TSAT a good alternative to ASAT? |
| Even if we somehow pump on Tuesday, we are going to dump Wednesday when Netflix goes -20% after hours Tuesday |
| Hood get back to $150 EOM cmon |
| Kind of makes sense why SCOTUS is delaying its ruling. |
| What i am saying is impact of tariffs are not as simple as amount of tariff = amount of price increase to consumer\nThere can exist both pros and cons to tariffs and also you should consider there are exemptions in place for certain goods |
| How does he work out Denmark owes a Greenland? |
| Oh they have some cutting edge technology with military applications. I’m def buying on Tuesday |
| Everytime! |
| That's why I never said I am an expert Lol |
| It’s not even that a complicated move. He usually goes big so what his real aim doesn’t even seem that bad |
| I doubt it’s anymore than a hersheys kiss. |
| eh, the wine was pretty dilute; the water was poisoned with lead; and the orgies were tainted by STDs. |
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| And aids didn't exist. Good times |
| The plug 🍆 |
| Isnt it the US getting gangbanged? |
| USA is fast becoming the most hated nation on earth 😂 |
| Where? |
| Xi said, “Apec economies should oppose protectionism, resist unilateral bullying, and prevent the world from returning to the law of the jungle.” |
| Ber wont shut it with a crash |
| Nflx is an incredibly poorly run company\n\nThey've been around for so many years and none of the regarded leadership has thought "let's put pron on this bish"\n\nSad |
| Yeah, I’d be happy if it dips under $10. But honestly I don’t really care about $1-$2 dip. I’d rather just buy some at $12 and have them then regret it when it randomly pops to $25 one day and I’m kicking myself. Honestly think it can hit $25B market cap by EOY 5x upside. ONDS looking at $200M revenue next year and RKLB had $500M~ revenue and is sitting at $50B market cap. |
| u/PaperHandsTheDip What’s your move now tariffs are back on the menu? |
| Russia and China laughing and laughing at how badly Donald Trump has fucked everything |
| a lot longer than that..this was kooks original dd post here that hooked a lot of spacemob\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/kS9yN1Jct3 |
| It's too late |
| # I demand civil war |
| I just want to go back to old Rome where I drink wine and fuck all the time in an orgy parties 😏 |
| Physically sick to my stomach reading my X feed. Fuck this 🌈 earth. |
| Whats your target price to jump back in? |
| "The plug is expected to be pulled on Donald Trump’s tariff deal with the EU by the European parliament on Wednesday after the two biggest blocs of MEPs said they would halt the legal ratification process in response the US president’s latest threats." |
| The big plan is to cause hyperinflation?\n\nGrow up. |
| Give it to me straight, brah, how badly is NFLX earnings gonna dump? |
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| If you think EU tariffs means red Tuesday then you haven't been paying attention |
| Reality has inverted, Cramer is ironically correct in this new matrix |
| Bruh what's the next bet |
| lots of us were too early 😂 I bought in 2021 and after the drop really didn't get to b/E until 2024😂 I'm envious about people who found out about it later |
| I think I have a tight pelvic floor so I’m sitting on a tennis ball\n \nThis has been a cashflow update |
| Did 🥭 actually say if you can't defend your territory then you don't deserve it? \n\nMy man, does that mean I can go to the local rich fuks house and just take everything? I know billionaires are rich af and have security but if we go hunger games then they are the first that will be fuk lmao |
| Oops means Tuesday |
| Your dude's proper fucked it this time. He's done. |
| Any suggestions on what to buy, assuming he's going to flip flop? |
| This seems like it's gonna be one of those "finish the Glenallachie, get a handle of Tito's" kind of weeks |
| I swear it’s because of that Ford factory tour that got him to do tariffs again |
| Gawd damnit I hope so $50k on the line here this selling is really overdone and needs to get back to $120!! |
| yeah asts never was and still isn't "behind starlink". quite the opposite |
| I caught mods browsing r/wifesharing on Friday 👀 |
| *Greedland* |
| That's why there are 1.5m+ options traded on IWM on a given day. It's like SPY or QQQ for true sickos. |
| My portfolio fell 15% in November. I am almost back to ATH. The market can certainly slump, but it has always rebounded within 2-3 months. I stay positioned ready to buy during the downtrends. |
| living for others validation seems miserable tbh |
| Just need VIX to pump by 60% on Tuesday to makeup for my sins. |
| The man isn't play 4dchess, he's actually a retard. Greenland is needed for the resources, that he will split between his billionares friends, nothing else, if he needs to destroy an alliance that lasted since WW2 for his greed he will gladly do it. |
| It’s lit 🔥 |
| Bers are always so confident when the markets closed |
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| I don’t know if it’s true (prolly not), but I just love the idea that the EU had to send reconnaissance forces to Greenland to just figure out what is actually there and how to defend it |
| 3%-3.5% inflation 2-3 years then hyperinflation or big crash late 2028 or 2029. |
| Where is the orgy party this weekend? 👀 |
| I sold my NFLX calls on Friday. Lolz |
| Weekend Cow 🐄 bloody en |
| Holy shit |
| Yep, I got in on OPEN at 0.72 thanks to this sub |
| Never go full regard brother |
| The fuckers at investing.com launched Warren.ai\n\nCan you believe the audacity of these bastards |
| If you bought NFLX calls on Friday, money loves you |
| Q4 earnings incoming. Get ready for volatility🎢📐 |
| I noticed a lot of this last week; random no-news pump followed by shit news drop. |
| He thinks he can build golf courses there |
| You gotta ask yourself why they would say no though. They don't use the land, and they are not capable of defending the land if China or Russia wants to take it. It's all just political theatre to try to show resistance to the people who subsidize their country |
| At least soon no one will be confused about the fact that theirs homes and assests have been collateralized by the government in order to expand the derivative markets. |
| You know he just wants Greenland to rename it 🥭land or Isle of 🥭 or some shit like that |
| NFA but you might consider waiting for a further pullback. i could see it retesting around 9-11 at some point, but what do i know i'm retarded. |
| Idk |
| What problems are we going to encounter then? Inflation coming back? Debt worries? |
| Seems like someone has an obsession with islands |
| nobody tell him |
| The obvious thing is he’s only doing this so the EU strengthen their military presence in Greenland, but he’s totally fine with tanking the markets for a month or so to achieve this |
| More tariff? Calls on Monday |
| He is doing great, if only he wasn't a documented pedophile, invader, racist, don't make other countries hate him and doesn't have dementia |
| Dam why all the hate. Jeez |
| I will not buy your trash scam |
| JUST IN: Jim Cramer says "get ready for a bad" market open.\n\nCalls |
| Never mind an opinion, I think it's pillow time |
| They might pump the market on Tuesday morning to get exit liquidity before rugging |
| this market is too resilient and retarded to fall. mark my words |
| So are we gonna have a correction on Tuesday since Cheeto is crying about tariffs again? |
| It’s not that bad. That’s Japanese propaganda |
| Dogsled 3 (newest) |
| Pretty sure I saw a documentary that showed he got Satan preggers. He's locked in for good. |
| US exports a lot of food. And end to trade wouldn't result in starvation. I stand by my self-sufficiency claim. |
| Supreme Court can delete all of the tariffs on Tuesday. Don’t jump in yet! |
| The EU canceling trade deals is a lot bigger news than the BOJ or Trump’s stupid Truth posts. He can’t change his mind on this and it’s now out of his hands. We’ve been making jokes here, but the Greenland threats are a serious thing and Europe is tired of his retarded reality TV style nonsense. |
| Still lots of opportunities with junior miners |
| Only if you had puts over the weekend |
| yeah nothing against RKLB...but you have companies like OKLO, ASTS, IONQ....ETC pure scum |
| And whole Europe!!! |
| Think he meant that as advice bud |
| The worst kind of losses are those self inflicted… |
| Can we please have a crash, just so bers can shut up |
| I’m sure it won’t happen but Tuesday really is the perfect day to start a large selloff. EU tariff news not expected and not many positioned properly |
| Maintenance is expensive my guy |
| The ignorant hive mind of the pessimistic ber is unparalleled by any other group. They infest in droves at the slightest perturbation within market sentiment and quickly disperse like the cockroaches they are once the dust settles and the markets quickly restabilize. |
| Cheap beef and out-of-season produce aren't necessities. |
| The comment confirming just how regarded our president is. |
| Crypto too? |
| What would the stock market be without all the retarded shit from the past year? |
| It would be diamond hands if I held the options until expiration and exercised them with a 1000% gain or more |
| Dont post this sorry ass sh!t |
| EU halting trade deal and Denmark deploying troops to Greenland. Let's see how 🥭 responds lol |
| Future trillion dollar stock, big balls get milked |
| Might change my career to become a real estate agent in Greenland. 🇬🇱 |
| am i the only one that didn't see the 50k to 4mil post |
| Does he know that Greenland isn't actually green? |
| I hold |
| lunch time |
| I know weekend dow red now but watch it open flat |
| In Copenhagen, demonstrators chanted "Greenland is not for sale" and displayed slogans such as "No means No”\n\nSome wore red baseball caps emblazoned with "Make America Go Away". |
| If this dips 15% we should all immediately load calls |
| Iwm is an etf stock made up of small cap stocks. It’s super volatile and will move up and down 25cents-50cents in seconds. Otm contracts will start the day at like $100 a contract and 5 minutes later be at the same price but worth $20 |
| Republicans make wsb look high iq. They aren't even qualified to work the Wendy's dumpster. |
| INTEL was that ex Im never going back to, no matter what it does |
| Like none of this stuff is new. Tariff this tariff that people act like it’s some taboo concept. Market literally ran after Maduro. |
| MU is not done yet, but you can check SNDK. And the companys that provide service for data center, for example NBIS, TTMI |
| **IT CLEARLY WASNT YOU APE. DO YOU PREFER WITHOUT LUBE FOR THAT EXTRA ROUGH EXPERIENCE?** |
| Don’t tease me like that boi |
| Dude trying to peddle his classes |
| I can’t even get 3 friends to hang out at the same time |
| Air fryer is fucking magical. Leftovers never tasted so good! |
| I’m not feeling the bears confidence lol . Yall swore it was crashing after the jpow news . |
| Is it possible to be a percentage of down syndrome, kind of like being 3% Cherokee? The more I look at 🥭 the more I see a little in him |
| ACHR |
| A used Mercedes out of warranty is cheaper to drive than a new Toyota |
| Keep telling yourself that ber |
| 🇫🇷🥖👨 merci |
| Go debt free brother then continue gambling! |
| Resolved by Monday lmao |
| Bro does 10 percent tariffs on all EU LOL right on cue what an idiot |
| This Shit gonna Dip 10-15%, Mango gonna load up on calls and Taco again |
| I mean I’m not this dumb but last year pretty stupidly I kept trying to sell premium upside on gold. Just kept pushing. I was down 20k at one point. It’s come back a bit especially this month but Jesus, it’s worse than a meme stock at this point. I’m tempted to just buy long dated super otm puts but the premium is so high it doesn’t make sense. |
| Why don’t we just get Denmark too while we’re at it |
| Servicing the golden dome sounds kinda ghey to me |
| See now we can have a dump, get some stimmie checks for America's 250th b-day, then super duper giga pump into mid terms, with a poison pill if the outcome isn't as desired. 🫡 |
| Trump not getting any from his wife tonight. He issues tariffs on **Slovenia tomorrow** |
| How? |
| Every F’ing time - In fact, the more FUD - the less I believe \n\nLet’s not forget the BS they tried selling the last 3-4 years: \n\nDeficits, Bond Vigilantes, CPI elevated, small bank failures, Commercial Real Estate collapse, loss of American Exceptionalism, Tariff Liberation day, and most recently, individuals paraded on TV non stop to bleat, “Independence of the FED.” Blah blah blah. \n\nYet here we are - near ATHs. Imagine if you’ve taken these people‘s advice on how to invest🤡 |
| Great example of a failing space stock which is really interesting. Imagine being a space stock flat/down on the year. |
| Your not the first to post this. Back to bearish when the fundamentals hit |
| No I will not buy your investment dvds |
| more time for more bad news |
| Strategic importance 👄 |
| President Donald Trump on Saturday called for an end to Ayatollah Ali Khamenei’s 37-year reign.\n“It’s time to look for new leadership in Iran,” Trump told POLITICO, |
EU calls emergency meeting with all 27 countries over Trump’s Greenland tariff threat\n\n EU calls emergency meeting with all 27 countries over Trump’s Greenland tariff threat In Copenhagen, demonstrators chanted ‘Greenland is not for sale’ and displayed slogans such as ‘No means No’ and ’Hands off Greenland’ www.independent.co.uk |
| We all laugh at how genuinely retarded he is but it’s at the expense of 300+ million people so it’s more so alarming than it is funny if you think about it |
| Name calling for speaking the truth; that’s insensitive.\n\nTell exactly what has Europe done for Ukraine besides talking ? The EU has no teeth and bite; everyone knows it. They won’t even send troops to the front lines to help them. |
| DM deez nutz |
| 🥭 just fucked your calls! |
| Hold SPY futures long over the weekend seems like a really bad move now. |
| Love lunr now that they acquired lanteris. |
| I blame Obama for all this. That one time he mocked orange in public. And now we are about to deploy and get our balls frozen. |
| OP soliciting DMs like he's Warren Buffett. Congrats though. |
| Lol 70 million people visited the US in 2025 |
| You need to touch some grass. |
| corn is not the market lol |
| Its definitely too early pal you're gonna get smoked |
| A few sectors* |
| used to be but SCOTUS decided to go with a King instead of the Constitution they swore to uphold so here we are |
| he belongs here\n\nwas wondering what would be his handle ... |
| They say the greatest human achievement in the last few decades is ai but in reality it’s keyless entry for your car while the keys are in your pocket and the air fryer. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/TheOnlySafeCult made a bet that UROY would go to 5.088 within **3 days** when it was 4.24 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 6 wins and 14 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| **USER GAINSUSMAXIMUS CALLED ME AN APE: HERE IS WHY HE IS IN SHAMBLES. REST IN PISS GAINSUSMAXIMUS**\n\nhttps://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qeryvi/weekend_discussion_thread_for_the_weekend_of/nzzs4rb/ |
| Ya they’re fucked dude |
| Gen Z girl got fired from my workplace on Friday for being lazy, puts on that gen |
| He's gonna igdlúnguaq on this threat anyway. |
| Good shits |
| 1 2 3 4 I declare a trade war\n\n5 6 7 8 buy some puts its not too late |
| futures will open down 50 points at least tomorrow. F |
| https://preview.redd.it/y8tznq91azdg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fca3a5dd86860c941ae5ef6c737632a7438f9ed9\n\nLike this will be accepted. Not sure if you meet the posting criteria |
| People weren't purchasing stocks and options on a cell phone app with one click of a button 30 years ago so you have to take that into consideration when looking at historical data. The internet definitely changes things. Who exactly was buying stocks in thr 00s? The 70s? Who was buying stocks during the great depression? Definitely not the Gen Z and millenials of their time. |
| It’s over guys |
| Pretty gay too |
| I have to say, it's really impressive how he managed to destroy everything in not even a year, giving Xi the easiest win he could get, truly the champion of all retards. |
| corn flat. market not impressed with latest tariff threats |
| Doable with hard work, discipline, and smart decision making.\n\nYou sure you're up for it? |
| Orange man setting up for a tactical blow off top. \nOutrageous if true |
| I think we're hitting a weird "wag the dog" inflection point where instead of sentiment driving the market, the markets driving sentiment\n\nLike, Tuesdays gonna come, and everyone's gonna say "well, since the markets only down 0.2%, using international trade to bully allies into giving away countries must not be insane nutjob shit after all" |
| Trump granted a slew of pardons on Friday, including one for Adriana Camberos, who was convicted for a second time after Trump commuted her sentence during his first term. |
| Isn't there a minimum for posting gains? |
| Just put the tariffs in the bag, sir. |
| lol US tourism is fucked |
| Wtf is wrong with merica //danishboy |
| He's just raising the difficulty |
| 🌮 trade is so back |
| Donnie is going after NATO and Jamie Dimon, is it over for him? |
| Have 5 690P End of Feb .. Might let them run till EOM |
| I'm not saying that you are defending everything he's done. \n\n But lets not kid ourselves and say he's equally as corrupt as the other side. I could name 5 things he's done that're more corrupt than anything any D in recent history has ever done. There's nothing on the D side remotely comparable to TrumpCoin. There's nothing comparable in all of American politics on the level of Trump trying to coup the government after losing the 2020 election. \n\nSaying Trump and the Dems are both corrupt is like saying Murder and speeding are both illegal. Sure, but one is far worse than the other, and equivocating between the two is moronic. |
| **BULL IN SHAMBLES DETECTED** |
| more like because they didn't have preliminaries and she was about as unpopular as they should have expected |
| Just a friendly reminder that your meta calls will expire worthless. Thanks for buying them! |
| Gonna need a TACO Monday. |
| Dont forget taxes regards |
| Fuck my calls. Fuck everything |
| Dang… Tariffs Liberation 2.0, 25% against NATO members opposing the Greenland takeover! |
| On Yes Kings day? Never. |
| It’s a long way to Tuesday open .. |
| And you saying that means we are going red, right? |
| beware of double top my dude. gl |
| More bad news for the markets: EU just announced they're halting the trade deal with the US as a reaction to Donny's new tariffs. Meaning the US has to pay tariffs to the EU as well. |
| Grok AI is very naughty. Loll |
| About what? |
| played my fair share of COD, I got this |
| Trump - have some tariffs, bitches.\nEveryone - Tariffs are paid by the people of the country imposing the tariffs!\n\nAlso Everyone - here are reciprocal tariffs 🤡 |
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| The EU finally swinging their ball sack. Punish up some more zaddy |
| So calls? |
| Monday is closed thanks |
| SPY 700 might be a meme after all |
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| Good think I bought 80 shares on Friday. |
| You guys gonna get drafted to overtake Greenland |
| Monday is closed you ape |
| given less than half of the terminally ill patients have died since the phase 3 regal trial started in Jan 2020. This seems like an absolute ripper |
| Market priced in potential golden dome defense contracts which ASTS is now in the mix for |
| **EU SUSPENDS DEAL WITH US: BULLS IN SHAMBLES WATCHING TRUMP ONCE AGAIN MAKE MARKETS CRASH AGAIN. DEEP RED ~~MONDAY~~~TUESDAY COMING UP** |
| Why not? |
| Congrats bro! I blame my wife for not letting me buy more in the $2-3s 😤 |
| We have got to get him out of that office before he burns everything to the ground |
| It’s pretty easy to tell that Minneapolis is a CIA psyop |
| I thought everyone agreed his tariffs were illegal |
| Weekend nasdaq drilling, so I’m surprised crypto isn’t collapsing rn |
| Okay thanks poop boy |
| How do u see weekend futes |
| More like blood green |
| don't think you're going to need to worry too much about visitors any more |
| the eu stinky stinky |
| Welcome to the world of compulsive gambling my friend. You're gonna lose everything before you know it. |
| Little early. But actually good YOLO. I’ll join the ride with you soon. |
| I’m pretty sure I had a heart attack and at what seemed like the final moment the only thing I could think of was my portfolio |
| Ok guru. Cause you can predict what's gonna happen between now and 72 hours from now. |
| So another shitstorm this week ahead eh 🤔\nTaco throws in more tariffs \nEU suspends trade talks \n🤦🏻🤦🏻 |
| On the days when opinions are announced, the public doesn't know which cases they will be.\n\nRecently, just before delivering the opinion in Bowe v. United States, Sotomayor (who wrote the opinion) noted the presence of a number of government attorneys in the audience, and joked that it wasn't going to be the opinion they were anticipating (referring to the tariff case).\n\nWere the conservatives on the Court delaying issuing a ruling, she wouldn't have made the joke (or would have made a different joke). The tone was that it wasn't far off. |
| both sides of the bell curve meme say taking Greenland is bullish. crying only happens in the middle. |
| Nah ur calls are fucked |
| "If i were TACO i would have waited to see if the Supreme Court backs him on tariffs. Could be very awkward if they don't. Get ready for a bad Tuesday opening. We are too overbought to bounce. Catch the Investing Club hour on Thursday. Noon. It will be worth your while"\n\n\n--- Jim Cramer\n\n\nBullish!!! |
| Canada is already India |
| Since everyone thinks we gone be red Tuesday we forsure going to be green |
| European Union to reportedly suspend trade deal with US |
| I like that in America we fight to keep the help here. That toilet aint gonna clean itself. |
| This means calls. So you’re telling me the cars are driving like locals. I’m bullish |
| Higher for longer |
| *en masse* |
| Reminder to all my fellow Americans and visitors to America:\n\nWhen standing at a cash register, do not EVER feel guilty or afraid to press that "No Tip" button on the machine. We must all rise up to the epidemic of tipping for nothing. |
| 🥭 really is so fucking funny when you think about it |
| Hell live to 99 then hell |
| You don't have to be this early. |
| Hell yah, good luck! |
| None of that shit matters to the market anymore. Can only cry wolf so many times |
| Oh we gonna be blood red on Tuesday |
| 80 year old man screwing it up for the rest of us |
| April ‘25 repeat? Just less dramatic |
| Ikr. Everyone runs to 🌽 for safety. After all it’s “digital gold” |
| Last time SPY had dumped 10% after tarrifs and BTC lagged behind a few days before dumping also 10% |
| Tax cuts for the rich and gutting health care are not calculated to help the middle class lol. You’d have to be the most gullible moron in the world to look at Trump’s corrupt actions and think that they were about helping the middle class…wow. |
| Anyone who keeps bringing up the tip-over story clearly hasn't understood a thing; the only thing they’re capable of in business is buying high and selling low. Even NASA congratulated them on IM-2 and considered it a success, albeit a partial one. Intuitive Machines is a completely different company today than it was a year ago, especially after the Lanteris acquisition. The market is starting to notice lately—in fact, the stock has surged. Of course, if they land the contract and the third launch goes smoothly, we could see it cross the $50 mark by the end of the year. |
| Just put the tariff post through Gemini and it said:\n\nThe text contains at least 12-15 unnecessary commas that disrupt the flow of the sentences. |
| Do you truly believe the notoriously petty and spiteful man will not act in ‘retaliation’ to this? \n\nI believe the end result would be a significant reduction of the world economy |
| Cuz she annoying. |
| I need to make 350k by November, should be doable |
| America elected a retard because a lady had a moustache once. |
| You are my muse for 2026 |
| Big balls |
| Corn a flight to safety?! Peak regard behavior |
| What’s the expiration date on 🥭’s deal with Lucifer? |
| Wait for another dip. Probably next Friday. |
| Full ported into $35 LUNR calls expiring March 🤷 |
| I’m afraid everyone is forgetting the long DXY trade\n\nBut we won’t know for a bit |
| I read that in Shlomo's voice from Seinfeld. |
| Big green egg? Making your own sauce or using a dry rub? |
| Bro I’m too old for what you’re saying I don’t understand any of that |
| That’s crazy, we will never have a green day again |
| Weekend Futes down 1% already. EU will likely dump US bonds a lot on Monday. Yeah we opening red on Tuesday |
| No it’s bc the DXY spikes |
| No he won’t. He’s a bitch ass pedo |
| So many better options to grow your money, mate, don't worry about one that is so stretched already |
| corn staying up is bearish because it becomes a flight to safety instead of leading indicator. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2zcsfh9f7zdg1.png?width=618&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c835dc0994c109ef9afc63d97c53a1efb5fbd7d\n\nMF doesn´t quit |
| I didn’t figure out a hack I’m just identifying big money accumulation early |
| I'm generally aware and in agreement on that.\n\n\nThere is major TDS, but deserved, because his communication and personal affect are horrendous. |
| BTC is a better indicator of TECH100 than that putrid weekend Wall Street 🤢💀 |
| Selling my SPX calls to buy more IBIT calls. Inverse my trade if you want to make money |
| Unfortunately unless there are actual China sales numbers, until the ER Nvidia is gonna stay under 190. It is hugely disfavored by institutions right now for whatever reason |
| as an indian probably not a good idea we ain’t made for cold weather |
| I’ve seen this name pop up and finally did my DD on it….. and yeah started selling some other stocks to buy more… probably will buy some more on Tuesday as well. |
| The 🍊 bandit strikes back |
| that’s kind of adorable |
| "Pre market -1.5% and green by noon."\n\n ----------------------------^\n\n_That's_ where you're wrong, kiddo. |
| ##Q’s opening up past $630 on Tuesday, skurrrrrrp! |
| Lovely TACO deals. Calls it is. |
| Imagine being American lol |
| You're thinking of ASTS. RKLB will get close to a billion in revenue this year. |
| We should use Indians as stormtroopers to conquer Canada and Greenland |
| And lovers |
| Corn just ignored that. |
| Probably coping but 🌽 is being a champ through all this |
| Btc are the new futes no one cares |
| Cramer bearish. We’re flying by Thursday |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Awkward-Decision2690 made a bet that SLV would go to 71.58768 within **5 days** when it was 76.976 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| From what ? Everything stale af |
| That’s the fun part 😈 |
| Good luck friend. I hope you make a killing this week! |
| I buy calls before every flight and then turn on airplane mode\n\nI savor the anxiety of Schodenger’s Profit / Loss on Options ™️\n😂 |
| Lmao go check my post history… 100% degen gambling posts. Dont ever let your politics get in the way of securing a fat bag homie. |
| He likes women\n\nAs friends |
| Pissed I sold my puts on Friday. I convinced myself to wait for a catalyst and forgot those catalysts come on the weekend |
| nvda out of favor ? or too many china h200 ban ? i swear they must have ban it like 5 times by now. How many time can this same news be recycle |
| That'd be fun, but i don't know anything about plants, so we'd have to ask Chat GPT for help identifying. |
| Pre market -1.5% and green by noon. |
| My bro Orang |
| And a garage … got damn! |
| You're inventing positions to argue against. Calm down. You know nothing abt me. Vietnam is a third world country regardless of this lil moralist essay u wrote. |
| We know. |
| The greenest day of all time on Tuesday |
| Anyone want to join me in buying Greenland’s first Wendy’s franchise? |
| Good thing I bought x2 1/21 SPY 686P then. |
| I’m a lover of women |
| https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street |
| thats why half your comments are u bootlicking because youre sooo anti trump and a degen gambler |
| Minnesota 51st state\n\nOh wait |
| If this isn’t cleared by then. |
| Imagine worrying about Tuesday when 🥭🌮’s on the menu. |
| Trade deal was not priced in yet because signed deals means tissues now. Everyone was expecting it to be halted at some point. So, it should be priced in. |
| Dude it could have easily went the other way and those would have expired worthless. That 3 days of theta loss would have killed you. Long weekends are way too risky to hold short dtes |
| Probably -3% day Tuesday |
| Dont think space stocks are safe tbh |
| Fingers crossed. I took weekend risk into wpm just for this scenario lol. |
| Cannot wait for this shit to open green on Tuesday just to read the utter confusion in chat |
| Afraid not. |
| Current Top Strongmen (2020s) (out of curiosity)\n\n* **Tom Stoltman (Scotland/UK):** A dominant, three-time World's Strongest Man (WSM) winner (2021, 2022, 2024), known as "The Albatross".\n* **Mitchell Hooper (Canada):** The 2023 WSM and Arnold Strongman Classic winner, known for rapid dominance in the sport.\n* **Oleksii Novikov (Ukraine):** 2020 WSM champion known for his incredible grip and overhead strength.\n* **Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson (Iceland):** Known as "The Mountain," he is a 2018 WSM winner and arguably one of the strongest men in history.\n* **Mateusz Kieliszkowski (Poland):** A frequent podium finisher at the Arnold Strongman Classic and World's Ultimate Strongman, known for superior moving event speed.\n* **Martins Licis (USA):** 2019 WSM winner and 2022 Arnold Strongman Classic champion, known as "The Dragon".\n* **Brian Shaw (USA):** A 4-time WSM winner (2011, 2013, 2015, 2016), considered one of the greatest of all time. |
| i imagine us going on walks and identifying cool looking plants |
| Really? That doesn't make sense to me unless we have a treaty with the EU itself. |
| How?\n\nWith what bases?\n\nTry to send a carrier group into the North sea?\n\nEurope is behind America militarily in a lot of ways but they are far from hopeless. |
| Thank god I sold my QQQ calls before close on Friday |
| Are you expecting an engineering breakdown from an AAAS article, or publicly disclosed licensing grants? What exactly do you need? |
| EU lawmakers halting approval of trade deal with US. Is that priced in for Tuesday? |
| Well we need to do something about that. Better late than never.\n\nWe cannot continue to be so integrated and dependant on this fucking maniac country.\n\nWe are more than capable of producing our own tech and weapons, and we have our own banking system. Hell, it might eventually be to our benefit. |
| I'm not defending everything he's ever done. Just saying that when he does something good we don't need to find a way make it bad. \n\nLet's be honest. All of them are crooks. Look at pelosi, Schumer, etc. Let's not pretend they're any better. There are an equivalent amount of Dems that have been in power for 15 years becoming wealthy and having no real impact. If they couldn't fix it in 15-20 years who are they to criticize? \n\nAll of these people just prey on the common man to line their pockets. DJT just gets more attention because he broke their monopoly and did it from outside. \n\nDoesn't make him worse. \n\nI'd argue the people pretending to care are worse because they've been lying to us for decades while pretending to be the good guys. |
| Polymarket legal in America as of today, think just for sports, gave me $10 free trade expiring tonight |
| Haah I know what you did there |
| I had 30 contracts of 01/21 693 spy puts I bought and sold on Friday for profit but initially wanted to hold over the long weekend. Shoulda held smh |
| My compasion. |
| That's Trump, always trying to Nuuk the markets. |
| Context? |
| Yeah, it’s not like I think it’s crashing 10% or anything. But, yes, I do expect it to wander its way down over the next few weeks. But who the hell knows |
| I want green futes and a pump at open Tuesday 🤌 so I can buy puts cheaper 🤩 |
| Half? It's 20% of our exports. |
| Weekend tech down 1% and its still Saturday |
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| Calls |
| >You’re not gonna get rich by having debt\n\nYou're not going to get rich by wasting capital paying down low interest debt. |
| I’ll buy calls at the end of monday trading after the dip |
| Go to a gym instead with a friend. |
| No, it's actually a realistic take. Your fucking privilege makes you think it's childish. You think the people in these 3rd world countries think their life is terrible? Some people can in fact live a poor life and be satisfied. Just because you grew up in a privileged life and country you look down on people in 3rd world countries cause they don't have money, tech, or modern conveniences that someone with money can't live a fullfilled life in a country like that.\n\nYou're a sad pathetic troll. If you aren't a troll... Then you're just sad to have such a negative outlook on life but based on your post history... Pathetic troll is pretty accurate. |
| And why OP and people who did research are enjoying gains |
| "you know your calls are cooked when the board comes up"\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/89qsxvti5zdg1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=257c4f3f3459f288e222f57ef3fa1c903e489b8e |
| GOOG obviously (if it goes down)\n\nOr else META (coz I know it's going down) |
| Of Greenland? |
| Tarrifs on one EU country = on the hole EU, soon will find out he cant pick just some |
| SOXL will still go up next week. To infinite and beyond! |
| Well.....Tariffs is back on the menu guys. I guess people will go back to safe haven stock like Silver/Gold, Rare Minerals and Space Stocks. |
| EU finally showing some backbone. It's just to bend over or not is yet to be seen. |
| Look up PELI and Greenland energy |
| Anyone calls on JPM? |
| Where? |
| As someone from the UK, we have a lot of dumb people over here, but fuck me, how the fuck are people still supporting this maniac over there? |
| 🥭 logged on to WSB on Friday and saw too much gain porn and decided to pull the plug |
| This one is actually pretty easy to have conviction in because there is an immense amount of detailed and technical DD from the community for free (or "cult" as you people like to say" |
| Yeah I want to take vacations there |
| Agreed, some of these companies won’t stick and it feels like LUNR might be one of them.\n\nBut my analysis is entirely vibes based |
| Goats are gonna get the Silver treatment LMAO |
| Novo has factories in USA though, so it won't really affect them. |
| #>!8==D!< |
| Green Tuesday, small tariff and will be temporary. Nothing burger |
| https://preview.redd.it/ofq6x8145zdg1.jpeg?width=911&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d90e0d1c18d456dcbf885e1f07c70a03d80ecc6 |
| Luckily im not an ameritard and am able to benefit fully of these spy puts I will purchase on monday morning (rope) |
| Futes are drilling |
| Cheap labor |
| Nationalizing this comrade |
| So if there was a big chunk of land that was previously frozen and unused but now is going to be strip mined what American company should I invest in to benefit from this? |
| [Throwin a tantrum over greenland](https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/01/17/trump-greenland-tariffs-nato.html)\n\nbers come out to play soon? |
| I really hope you're correct. I'm so highly exposed i'll make a fortune! |
| #>!8==========D!<??? |
| I'm smoking beef ribs today. \n\nBulls are cooked |
| That was because of selling to cover margin calls. It climbed fast after that |
| I hope NVO will dip hard to I can full port it again. |
| Which Mag 7 is best to buy after circuit breaker Tuesday? |
| Who gave the village idiot the ability to post? |
| Market down .5% on Tuesday and up 2% by Thursday for the 🌮 |
| Gonna get drunk and eat steak tonight as my final non-ramen meal.\n\n🌮 news on the weekend always turns green on open and I have poots |
| Very good advice. |
| You are an idiot, please regain some sense of shame |
| I've been in and out of it the past two years. I think I originally got in around $3-4 and sold at $10. Kicking myself for not holding some of it long term. |
| JPM because he'll probably taco on that threat, and/or the CEO will capitulate/donate some money to him.\n\nRDDT solely because every time it dips because of tariff news, it recovers.\n\nASTS because the core thesis hasn't changed |
| Is it gay to |
| Just bought Puts on Denmark on the Ethiopian Stock and Goats Exchange |
| Twice failed is pretty bad honestly |
| Lol no.\n\nIt will be the end of the alliance for sure, but Europe does not have the blue water navy capability to think going to war will end well for them, right or wrong. |
| I think the play here is to cause metals to rip as the markets correct, giving no one an easy entrance. |
| Are you retarded? |
| You love America, I can tell….Danish Colonialism is better I guess… |
| Fuck that. What is it now, 3 billion of them now, many living under poverty? |
| They own less than 10% of all treasuries. About 2-3 days of daily trading volumes’ worth. |
| What receipts? None of these articles address how mining in Greenland would actually become cost effective. Greenland granted 250 exploratory licenses and currently there are only a total of 2 active mines in Greenland. The conditions for mining there are extremely costly. Extreme climate, no infrastructure, no workforce |
| https://preview.redd.it/2qnevuci4zdg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c539e8cbaf9e115c985ea9a3a865da0d7c35bb1 |
| What are we buying on the crash Tuesday once the knives stop falling? |
| Banker Jews were always insufferable. |
| The drunker I get the worse it gets |
| India 51st state |
| Probably buy the dip, Dimon will cut a check and then JPM will be a partner on some other orange man admin program |
| Eutelsat gonna be printig (is already doing so), we can't rely on American technology no more |
| What a flake this guy |
| The write off people write it off? Duhh |
| Good luck regard. But im hoping you get smoked |
| \n“I said, ‘Why don’t we have that?’” he told the authors. “You take a look at a map. I’m a real estate developer. I look at a corner, I say, ‘I’ve got to get that store for the building that I’m building,’ etc. It’s not that different.”\n\n“I love maps. And I always said: ‘Look at the size of this. It’s massive. That should be part of the United States,’” [Trump] added at the time. |
| Best space stock to own, and highest margins and ceiling. It will be bigger and better than Starlink. |
| So what? Free healthcare and school for the rest of your life worth more than 500K and while there are so much money in Greenland from that 500K then inflation will just jump so 500K will worth less anyway. |
| Yup.. that’s her. And she had twins. Now that you met my brother, it’s time to introduce myself. Hi Dad |