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| U.S. It’s pretty much the standard with good credit right now. 😂 but they aren’t making money off me either since I don’t carry a balance. |
| !banbet INTC +35% 3w |
| Not sure if it is my tism but not a fan of change |
| The rate cuts situation looks grim, big tech is all diluting us, the war is a quagmire, soooo probably calls. |
| Oh fuck its red as hell tomorrow isnt it |
| What Israeli going on here? |
| They could be telling the truth this time just to screw with your mind. |
| Yeah it doesn't solve any of the challenges, costs, or externalities data centers struggle with other than zoning codes and neighbors. I guess latency and 24/7 solar? It's so dumb. |
| ok lets be devil advocate.\n\n\- Musk went all in with GPUs for Grok development.\n\n\- Later realized burning $billions for development doesnt give any lasting advantage for any competitor\n\n\- Instead of losing any money on investment, its a sweetspot timing to rent these GPUs out at highest price\n\n\- Wait a year or two, then he'll just hire some engineers from Google, Antrophic etc and catch up 95% of what has been done via burning trillions of dollars.\n\nBut yeah its probably more about circular value propping BS. Especially showing revenue part is what Musk/SpaceX desperately needed so they wouldnt even care if they lose money in terms of GPU depreciation. |
| TIL that reddit will translate my comment from Spanish into English. Calls |
| capital sucked out for the three big ipos here |
| Sounds fake! |
| Imagine thinking Anthropic and OpenAI won’t be replaced with a Chinese cheap version which works just fine for 90% of the use cases. |
| mods forgot to sort it by new by default\n\ntruly regarded |
| Good thing I just have to press a button when I want to trade and not swipe like a regard |
| Simpler times 😪 |
| Because Ai sucks |
| .67 would’ve been the cherry on top |
| People from all over the planet have been piling into that trade for at least the last 16 months.\n\nIt's all gotta come out. |
| Who? Fuck I’m dumb |
| spy lost all 1,3% gains since fridays low.. tmrw will be bad. |
| >And wouldn’t it just be your ask or bid is set to the wrong price? I’m pretty sure I did this to once\n\nYou're describing a limit order |
| Nice |
| 🙏 please sweet dear lord baby jpow |
| R |
| Thankfully I don't carry a balance on any of my cards, but where are you? At 28%, I can go to one of those non-secured loan sharks in Canada |
| Siri, spell AI. \n\nSorry, I am not allowed to do anything AI related. |
| On god |
| I don’t see what that has to do with you Fig’n my balls |
| It's not looking good for you bozos. |
| Gains .... Gone |
| Like from Indiana |
| However big green line if I’m right so imma keep trying |
| t’as tout compris |
| Shit had me tripping for a min. Like why my name on this post image lmao |
| MSFT calls bought on Thursday for me |
| The biggest outflows from the Korean market are foreigners. Money makers are fucking us day and night. |
| Im Indian-Martian |
| Hardcover edition of “Art Of The Deal” versus a numbered Wemby rookie card.\n\nWho ya got??? |
| I got a fool proof solution to the middle east... since it's a dick measuring contest, all leaders need to put theirs on the table... biggest one wins |
| People can do it however they’re comfortable |
| You know what? I think I just might. |
| Imagine trading without the internet \n\nHaving to a call a broker and be like “buy OTM 0DTE calls at 2pm today lol” |
| Me irl |
| Au Jus? |
| Times like these I wish I could still buy stock in the Dutch East India Company. |
| its the blue orgin |
| 5070ti is pretty reasonably priced and pumps out solid 1440p performance and offers solid DRAM at 16gb. |
| Anyone Indian here |
| 🌈🧸 |
| I guarantee you the lows are in for futures |
| Na |
| Yeah, cuz I’m a rookie ya cuck |
| I don’t think this is what “confidentially” means. But I am regarded AF, so…. |
| Isn’t this virgin galactic? |
| #Futes DRILLIN hard LMAO🤌 |
| I’ve taken a nap and lost my chance to sell for profit twice |
| Anthropic's ARR has been skyrocketing, and they're killing it in enterprise which is where the money is. OpenAI has only been moderately good at squeezing blood out of the stone that is the consumer space and as Chinese models have improved, it's looking more and more silly for most consumers to pay for AI. |
| futes are red, panik |
| A 90-day notice period for termination is very typical. |
| Regards gona regard. People like this shitting on my FIG makes me actually wanna hold to 0 |
| Tradin dis pizza in my mouth |
| Did ghey bears make money today? |
| Ok well I would first like to say, you're trading too much which is the main reason for the losses... \nGive yourself a daily allowance maybe 3 trades tops. Follow strict rules as to when to cut losses... |
| Wtf kind of a sociopathic nonce browses these threads in Best order? |
| Steamé all-dress et marche dans le vieux port. |
| Its when the current price of a stock has a higher RSI when compared to the previous time it was at that price level. I don't see it at all in MSFT, though |
| Oil at 90, oil stocks dropping. All major economies are doing everything to short oil. It’s a rigged game oil going up means they lose anyway so they will destroy everything to keep it down. |
| Turn what off |
| I'm trying to lose money |
| lol crazy |
| How much is enough? |
| What if it’s not a limit order? And wouldn’t it just be your ask or bid is set to the wrong price? I’m pretty sure I did this to once |
| And tesla is shit again |
| Remember that weekend thread when the guy posted his own dick pic? \n\nThis is somehow more insane than that |
| Can’t wait to make 💰 on Oracle this week on earnings |
| I tried this about a week ago. Didn't work. I still felt like shit. |
| wtf is this sorting by best instead of new |
| Yup I was about to get caught up in that service now bs 😭 |
| Buy the pre IPO $OPEN |
| let me tutn this stipid thing off |
| Let them eat ground beef! |
| All into SPAX until September. Sell and buy OpenAI. Wait one month. Sell and buy Anthropic. And then… I don’t know!\n\nWhat a year, what a year! |
| Speak for yourself |
| It tends to go up or down, but never both at once |
| everything getting worse anymore |
| When the daily threads are now defaulting to sort by Best instead of New.\n\n•`_´• |
| many of you weren’t trading during the Great Bengal Panic of 1769 and it shows |
| Honestly, we all should have seen this coming when even fucking r/ValueInvesting was so sure this was the easiest buy the dip opportunity in history. |
| I want to short shitty Tesla but won't because of this looming likely possibility. |
| I’m attending the Morgan Stanley spaceX call in 5 minutes. Should be fun. |
| What is the toxic mine gas in this metaphor? |
| If you’re on the new one you have to do it every time |
| AVGO is balls. |
| Why is my screen name up here? |
| 🤣 |
| i got puts at close, pray for me |
| Opai means titties in Japanese |
| 700 tomorrow. We’re all gonna burn |
| YOLO SUNE at open |
| Dawg I don't even use New Reddit, let alone the app, LET ALONE CONNECTING THIS SHIT TO MY BROKERAGE ACCOUNT **REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE**. |
| i gave this pos thread a thumbs down |
| This is a stupid take and you deserve to lose trades for thinking it |
| Same it isn’t down but a whole lot of nothing add meta to that list only qqq ups individual stocks pretty garbage |
| I want this guy to explain how tax exposure is more with 3 accounts. It makes no sense.\n\nI myself use 2 brokerages and there is absolutely no difference, with taxes. \n\nPeople talk out of their ass |
| No, I bought the dip infact… |
| When it works it almost seems too easy. When it doesn't work, it just seems like a scam lol. Start questioning why would I ever do this. My personal advice, never after 12pm, if you do, you must be out within 10mins |
| Calls on mods hate |
| you didnt sell that fake pump? |
| Fair. Checked TradingView and you are correct. My assumption is a retard. 😂 Back to $747-$750 tomorrow. |
| I had to read it several times for it to make sense. And it still doesn't make sense\n\n\nLike bro is going up against algos that fire off trades by the millisecond and they're thinking "yeah physically holding this trade on my watch will show them" |
| Stocks that a pay a good solid dividend go up when the market gets volatile. |
| red at night buls delight |
| well over 80% of mine got vaporized today so indexes can go die for all i'm concerned |
| my man really executed 37 trades in one day just to lose 20k lmao. At this point you're basically paying premium for teh full casino experience instead of just buying scratch offs at 7-eleven. I swear some days I just stare at my phone doing absolutely nothing and somehow come out ahead compared to when I actually try to be "strategic" about it, must be something about overthinking every single move that just kills any decent play you might stumble into |
| stop being lazy! |
| bro looks like a noob pastor at a cult |
| they are mad at us for fridays dump. |
| Mods trying to pump semis by forcing all phonemakers to get the latest models to run this horrifying widget |
| 2 years if even |
| im on old reddit, sorted by new once and it's fine just a heads up |
| We rolled out Figma AI at work, and the way my boss is talking about how awesome it is 100% tells me he’s never used it |
| Lol yeah I sold around 3:30, would have made bank in that last bit but what can you do. |
| gey\n\nthanks zjz |
| Release the Koreans! |
| They can't even see your comment. |
| Don't worry guys, we have a REAL agreement to institute a possible ceasefire now. |
| Yet u come back everytime… |
| Any interest in JBS? I know it’s owned by some sleaze ball Brazilian slum lord type, but at $12 B market cap it seems tooooooo cheap. |
| Brother. Be careful. Screwworm scare could mean people run to sell their herd to get SOME amount of money on them before devastation. Could be a supply glut on the buy side for packers. Trying to fit a bunch of cattle through limited slaughter chutes. Price go down. You lose money. \n\n |
| bagholder spotted |
| isn’t this just a retard fee? like just place a limit order and enjoy your 1-3% back like a credit card. |
| Well yeah there is no good news anymore |
| tf is this thread |
| Step 1: open wsb thread\n\nStep 2: sort comments by “new”\n\nStep 3: do the same fucking thing every fucking time you open this fucking shit app because it fucking defaults to top fucking comments for some fucking reason |
| for futures. the volume on green candles are so weak. I see big red coming |
| Hey mods, did you know it costs nothing to NOT make the shittiest app in world history? It’s literally free! |
| You won’t be able to buy cuz it’s market cap is super small |
| I made bit off puts and lost with calls, so I didn't get far. Had I held my puts I'd have 3x my money in the last 30 min, but it was too risky...Every time I bought puts, the market recovered. When I got calls it was stagnant for hours. |
| The state of the world |
| if you hit pause it'll stop changing so that's sorta that |
| with great grief i conclude i should've just gone to work instead |
| I need a drink |
| Money, if you buy calls. |
| Lamb was cheap (and better than beef imo) until people started migrating to within the last 12 months. When beef prices went up I would buy 2 lamb shanks for like around $20 (or less sometimes) and make Lancashire Hot Pot. |
| Imagine turning to porn at a desperate hour in your life and being paid out in Cummies instead of cash. |
| Funny how we get stressed over 30% of our port while the other 70% is just following the indexes. |
| I thought my brokerage account was already connected to WSB on vibes alone. |
| I got it thanks 👍 |
| u/zjz is there an ability to turn off the widget? I’m just here to shitpost smh |
| The hype money is going to flow from tesla to SpaceX and once the stock is like 30% cheaper they'll merge. Just my prediction, but tesla is irrationally expensive not because of the products they sell, it's because of Elon and I think the Elon investors are likely to see space x as the place to put their money. I also think if the tesla price starts tanking Elon will be motivated to do something about it.\n\nSo for different reasons than op I also think SPCEx will buy TSLUR |
| I should keep an eye out this summer for Super El Nino dry conditions and the possibility of wild fires near the Canadian oil sands. |
| Apple was the canary. SPY is the coal mine. |
| New tenant signed |
| stop fukin wit options |
| https://preview.redd.it/xsqkjlx0w46h1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=790bd93d556623f9c0e4302b5a5d29ee2c17d1e7 |
| I reckon today was an opportunity to get out of leverage, mmmhmmm |
| More motivation to never invest in this shitty app |
| It’s joever |
| They signed a new tenant (AGAIN!) theyre at 1410MW leased out rn |
| How much time you got left? Im at like 39DTE. Im giving it until end of week and im cutting losses. |
| I mean alone apple lose today 200 billion. |
| https://preview.redd.it/h548s8jpv46h1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98c6957ad7cd77a0052f9b5bf8039456b62032be\n\nMe if I tried my hand at this advanced agriculture. |
| Who is “they?” Rich people ain’t buying this shit (except Anthropic) |
| I sold my entire holdings so hope that help. I full ported weekly calls eod Friday and got IV crushed today to a 52% loss |
| Let me take a few minutes out of my day to connect my brokerage accounts to WSB 🤠 |
| Kind of.\n\n\nI think wsb leans slightly left as it is, but certain articles attractive the far left loonies from r/politics.\n\n\nAnything Elon does the trick. \n\n\n\n |
| 2% gain good job |
| I hope my soxs makes a small run |
| When AAPL moon? |
| Turned $70 into $3500 then back into $85, any words of encouragement for me? |
| The drawdown on my long-term accounts was about 15k on Friday. Today they are up 14 hundred. I am going to assume we head lower. Not the kind of strong bounce we needed. |
| Ios27 is actually smoother and better |
| Stop ur gonna make me panic sell… |
| Yes sir or ma’am |
| Mods have lost the goddamm plot. No I don’t want to connect my brokerage. No I don’t want to play a bug fighting game. No I don’t want a goddamm superapp widget that blows my phone up. |
| nothing like a real Benz made in STUTTGART🫴 |
| Let’s go I want to short this shit company. |
| Damn we bleeding AH |
| Joever it is ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ |
| Actually wendies |
| Greaatttt. Everything fucking dumping. |
| Y they dump wen me no can sell me oppies 😣 |
| I’ll hop back in on Thursday. Shit’s too gay. |
| My apologies, I didn't see the notification until now. On mobile there's an icon that looks like this:\n```\n--O\nO--\n``` |
| It’s joever smh |
| Should I connect my brokerage to WSB |
| fukers just want us to suffer |
| Imagine not connecting your brokerage to WSB |
| I am with you on this ones |
| Bulls gone lmao |
| The moment I did, lost 5k |
| I’m back from the dead |
| You got calls rn right… |
| APLD SINGED AN OTHER PHAT CONTRACT!!! IREN bag holders punching the air rn |
| Fuck, we suck again! |
| Afaik there's a newly discovered screewworm species that's been seen as far up north as Washington D.C. and off the coast of FL. It's got a radioactive orange-like hue and seems to enter bulls from the shitter as it enjoys eating and spewing bullshit everywhere it goes before burrowing up the rectum for a poorly timed nap. |
| Optic. Fibers. \nBut for real this time. |
| META and OpenAI, two companies I won't invest in for moral reasons. |
| What’s the bad news |
| Take out all of the gains and do it again. |
| No one wants to trade oil futures when it's obvious that insiders are shorting the market 15 minutes before a Trump tweet \~ Usually about the 105 level. Smart traders simply won't play that game. I expect oil futures to realign with physical prices once the straight opens. (Go up bigly) |
| imagine looking at the microsoft chart and saying i want to be bullish on it--- you get what you deserve |
| I don't even need that Much forreal bro. But if you was interested in hearing about why or wanted to see receipts I'ma open book. I'm in good health.. still decently young. (Turning 30 the 22nd) I'm in a better position than a lot of people like I got my rent paid (500$) a month but my place is the smallest studio u can think of. I'm so grateful though.. hurricane Helene was nightmare followed by a stiff drink of realization that I was getting nothing but denials from FEMA after id lost my apartment, shit was nowhere near a river or even big creek I could give you the address.. and I opened my door water was already coming up onto the concrete porch, And it was water. As far as the eye could see pretty much. But sob story aside, the money to pay off the fines I owe for my license dropped from 4k to 1450ish and I saved 1500$ on a lawyer I couldn't afford, from representing myself. I've initiated my claim on my grandmother's estate to her mom's 49 acre estate and the lawyer wants like 1000$ for the retainer and will take the rest of payment after it's settled.. he said he'd take the case, and a few thousand to get me a good running car to get me to a higher paying job and cover the insurance for a few months.. and id be golden and in your debt. Shit I'd even take video calls to learn whatever I could from you when it comes to trading. I've stayed in the market the past 18 months, though I've had losses much more than wins. But I've just watched it and watched it. I know one day I'll be glad that I did. |
| Too late he already ended it all 🔫 |
| Which knave, which scoundrel, which most wretched and foolish of all God's creatures doth CASTETH AWAY their QQQ shares? ( I have calls please stop 🙏) |
| Bro where have you been look at the state of the world |
| Because thats how companies grow... by investing everything they make and more back into itself and into riskier ventures |
| Bulls are squeezing their cheeks. Inevitable tank job incoming. |
| Did this Friday with the MU chop. Made $900 in like 15 trades over 5 mins then lost like $1200 trying to average down as it dropped 5% randomly and stayed there all day |
| All my $OPEN regards this is your time |
| Did Iran and Israel make out? |
| Are the Koreans going to commit seppuku |
| This board is so damm confusing wth lol, this is worse than slot machine in a Vegas casino |
| Literally we are about to witness the largest stock market crash for the next 100 years \n |
| # ASTS GANG Members still here & not in fear |
| Fugggggg, 😂 well you got time. So hopefully they come back to life |
| don't think its bla bla bla, we've already seen a big drop last Friday because everything is pointing to rate hikes, which is entirely related to oil.\n\nalso, endless oil? ok bro, literally every CEO of major oil firms, energy analysts, and the literal energy organizations of the world are all yelling "THE OIL WILL RUN OUT" but sure, its endless |
| Mods can create shitty new UI, but can’t bring back emojis |
| It confuses me that gains in red color 😄 |
| MMs must be laughing their ass off when retails bought the dip |
| not the first time and probably won’t be the last, it is what it is |
| OpenAI filing for IPO is the biggest top signal I’ve ever seen |
| I’m so fked tomorrow lmao |
| I am also fully ported into APLD 😎 but it was calls 1 week ago so I am still fucked |
| If you have adrenaline going through your body from trading you have a bigger issue. You chasing chemicals not using a methodical process and keeping emotion out of it. |
| When I hold calls, it tanks. When I hold puts it rips. Fun times |
| Maybe he's the fluffer? |
| Drilling to find oil. Take refuge in the Qs! |
| Definitely troll. 0dte 600C lol |
| Only boomers have them |
| I fucked my gambling port, put a bunch of extreme high risk trades in, things I normally wouldn't even think of even for this port. Then lost Internet connection for the rest of the day. I then went and put half of what is left into a swing. Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| All these megacorps throw around billions as if they're tossing pennies. Insane. |
| He gets it. |
| How do the money masters even find the liquidity to pump and dump their bags outside of trading hours |
| Spy shidding itself what i miss?? |
| Bro look at the volume. Very low |
| connect our brokerage so we can get hacked by basement dwell mods in this subreddit that vibe code the interface with codex ok bud. |
| More SNDK bro |
| We are cooked man - a 26 year old |
| Lmao, they built those data centers to use fanboy. This is a failure and spamming those numbers uncritically right before ipo begs the question. Obviously not in the legal sense |
| all my money on $OPEN calls |
| Ngl 16%apr on a card is winning. lol. We’re rocking 28% over here. |
| No they are not, in Googles contract for the deal it can literally be terminated at a moments notice and it’s just so that they can inflate their stocks. |
| Nah, sadly I still have them. They went down even more lol. |
| American drivers are so retarded. They’re literally unaware walkers can have the right of way. |
| 4 more days till the weekend! |
| Bro is all in on blackberry, not realizing that apple has surpassed them.\n\nLuckily for OP, BB is now an AI company. He accidentally got the right answer. |
| 🫶 |
| Pornelius Hubert |
| McDonald’s? |
| Someone explain to me what this casino is in th thing above is it real money what to I do with W coins |
| Hold on there |
| Yeah, but VOO can eat 💩 and bounce back. It doesn't really go down, just goes on sale. |
| holy fuck futes |
| Don’t worry bout it. |
| it was only 5 10x to be a millonare imagining what you would buy over the weekend, then get fucked ON THE FIRST TRADE 😄 |
| "We need more money from people with jobs to replace people with jobs because we aren't making any money at our job replacing people with jobs" |
| What are we thinking September, Octoberr, November IPO date? They said late 26' |
| Yes, but are they going to extend the light of consciousness to the stars? |
| This is a good thing, doesn’t feel that way, but it is. Don’t tell your parents you have a gambling problem, admit it to yourself (which you did) and get some real support from people who aren’t your parents. 10k hurts, but in the grand scheme it’s nothing and could have been way worse. Learn and change and you will have a great life. Good Luck! |
| Hey aren’t the Cushing drawdown numbers out on Wednesday and isn’t oil going to absolutely moon? Can someone less regarded as me explain |
| Chasing it tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and— \n\nUntil I retire or go homeless. No in between. |
| Well at least we know no one on the mod team will get a Bloomberg job.\n\nHoly shit this thing is making me cross-eyed |
| This is the only way Iran wins the war by the way. They will see this through |
| I don’t do pigs. Filthy animals |
| LMAO \n\nwhat da futes doin? |
| RDDT calls will not be paid unless we find a new way to sell data. |
| Gay bear day tomorrow 🤌🏻 |
| If you have the shares sell some calls and get some premium. I say this so that the strike will sky rocket and my position will be saved. |
| Coincidentally -$10k is when I gave up too |
| Elon Musk being devoured by flesh-eating maggots is an image I will never shake. |
| People will buy anything but the right stocks it’s crazy |
| # they always have been 🤌 |
| Why don’t more people just do that? |
| He would have made $20k, not $40k. He would be up $40k from where he is. |
| "You didn't warn us about Pearl Harbour " |
| Same. |
| Thanks bro |
| Oil has been my biggest money maker since March (go figure). I basically go long when the price is below 90, hold to 105, then close my contracts and go short, wait for the TACO, then ride the Axios articles all the way back down to below 90. Wash, rinse, repeat.\n\nWhen we were in severe backwardation I would load up on second month, hold through the roll, and make $$ on the convergence, but these days I just try to spread it even. \n\nCurrently holding: \n4x CLN6 \n4x CLQ6 \n4x CLU6 |
| The fact that they can’t find enough compute is bearish too. Hard logistical limits on any sort of scale and by the time they get it half their buildout is rendered obsolete |
| Hang Seng 5 year chart looks dumpy as fuck |
| Is it Friday yet? |
| My shit is lagging |
| Thanks bro |
| That big red Satan cock on Spy above \^ |
| Tarred. Just gotta find someone with feathers. |
| Change the name of my puts to printing press |
| HEFR |
| koreans tonight: "we didn't forget what u mfers did to us on friday" |
| I swear when I open the wsb discussion, my iPhone hangs and becomes hot hot |
| We’ll speak again tomorrow |
| Mods are extra gey today. |
| May be you’re right .. |
| Guess what company just had a layoff bro |
| Blah blah blah. One more two more oh next quarter \nEnd of year oil will come due. Bro the world governments of the free world are printing money and releasing endless oil to keep prices down. You will lose even if there is no oil left. |
| Kinda wanna report the mods to the FBI for trying to steal everyone’s financial info |
| Crashing ? Where ? |
| why did u lost 80% in 2021? what heppened? |
| Does back of the dumpster work? |
| So some guy is telling me bullish divergence in msft wtf is that? I already am so down I see no hope even Jensen couldn’t save us ! |
| Porque no los dos? |
| I bought calls myb |
| Was thinking I’ll buy SPCX on a dip until I heard Cramer say there will be a better time to buy other than now. That shit is gonna skyrocket |
| I had someone call me a mouth breather then write a 15 book series about why we should short this market\n\nIdk how to read |
| Text based forums worked on Win95, these cunts managed to even fuck that up. |
| New level of tech retard unlocked |
| (gave) |
| Mods can you add after marker earrings calls to whatever the fuck this is |
| bring back PDT rules \n\nfking gay ass market makers |
| 👍 |
| Silently buy calls and wait for profits, this house of cards will crumble soon |
| Oh so we drilling tomorrow |
| Everyone selling for the SpaceX and Anthropic IPOs. After an over 100% run up, gotta take some profits right? |
| I got some 6/18 $270 calls. Im scared rn. |
| Thread is lagging. Have to sort by new every time. Billboard looks like a mess. I get it took a lot of work but holy shit it’s terrible |
| I’ll tell you one thing that I’ve learned and has lead to more success than I had before (still not a lot but better than before). You can’t get into these things once they are in the green and you can’t go chasing the profit once it continues to be in the green. Sometimes you have to be ok with missing out and all the time you have to buy when in the red. DCA is unbelievably important. Now that I actually use it I’ve been in the green more often than not when buying shares. 15k missing from a 100k is still just 15%. Yea that’s a good chunk, but if it was just a hundred, you probably wouldn’t be saying too much about $15. Also, if you’re chasing the immediate million dollar play, then go to options and I REALLY wouldn’t recommend that. |
| Why we crashing after hours |
| Exactly. Too far, too fast |
| Hailey Welch Hawk Tua girl just dropped onlyfans, it's truly a recession |
| I just don't understand their valuation yet, I feel like they have been riding the wave purely because they seem similar to AI. I understand in the future they may be an insane tool, but I don't get the valuations and everything feels fragile at the moment and I think the names that rode the ride up with all the AI earnings could be the first to fall. |
| Reddit didn't start a rumor about Elon Musk's botched penis. \n\n[Original tweet.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/003/010/271/a87.png) |
| I was trying to figure out why my 14pro was freaking out. I thought it was me |
| Hold, because I got no more money to buy the dip |
| ber-in-disguise narratives so fucking tired atp\n\n"bad data" no\n\n"bad earnings" no\n\n"too much capex" you're dumb\n\n"no path to profitability" oh my god shut the fuck up already \n\n"iran" just fucking don't |
| I am filing a confidential ipo on my confidential company |
| Guh, break even sounds lovely now doesn't it. Been there. Don't chase losses |
| Making you upset enough to start learning about me gets me hard. Keep it up, big boy. |
| Check again |
| His pay package is for the trillionaire headline and for the voting shares he 'gets' before he gets them. Never in my life have I heard of voting shares that haven't been awarded. But here we are.\n\nI think one of the milestones was a million people on Mars. Even if it's a thousand, how close do you think we are to a mars colony where you live underground in a corporate colony with no chance at a journey home? The other milestone is compute in space. The main waste product is heat. It's f'n hard to radiate heat in space instead of having the sun cook you. You get full radiation but there's nothing conducting heat away. You've gotta do it in IR and that scales on surface area. Size and weight are at a premium in space launches. And the chips have a service life of what, 3-5 years? Data centers in orbit is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of and my buddy working on Artemis agrees.\n\nIt's about the corporate control and ego. He's not hitting the milestones as written. |
| 🥭 in 2024: NO NEW WARS\n\n🥭 in 2026: I NEVER SAID NO NEW WARS\n\nDementia or simply retarded? |
| What that fuck is this connect a brokerage shit for wario coins? |
| lol connect brokerage are you guys for real wsb mods |
| how can reddit be so damn garbage in 2026, servers on windows 95? |
| am i a tarder? |
| Lube up our 401Ks. They are getting snuffed in a couple of years. |
| After that incredibly massive plummet your squiggly line is kind of going up so I'm feeling pretty optimistic about your position. |
| Name the company so I can decide how bad your company is before considering your opinion. If you work at indeed.com I don’t care |
| Move into the basement |
| yup he needs MRVL to go back to $250 this week just to breakeven, in reality these puts are probably expiring worthless lol. |
| What kind of mad person gives WSB access to their broker. |
| If you’re not laughin you’re cryin |
| Odte puts |
| +$220 wasn’t enough, so I went -1K instead. 😀 |
| I mean, I would enjoy opai as the ticker, not gonna lie.\nOAI is also available I think. |
| how do you lose money quicker? sorry im lost. |
| It was over the moment they sorted by best. |
| I seriously don't think Tim Cook did anything at Apple except give the world a bunch of gay wallpapers |
| What’s up with the gay Futes? |
| Its either going to be the greatest scam I've ever been a part of or its genuinely going to be siting between 100 and 200 dollars by 2035. Either way im buckled in. |
| More memory calls\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/fYGwOxKGJN |
| No problem, we’ll string fiber all the way there. |
| I was nicely asked to leave the families nyc apartment not by family but by building.\n\nCan they do thaf?! They obviously don't know who i am |
| Seriously, the only thing he did was give us Pride wallpapers |
| Lets go RVI! For some reason peaked up to $75 a month ago before falling back to $40. I hope this news brings it back. |
anyone in USO or similar? \n \n Global Economy Is One Oil Price Spike Away From Trouble | OilPrice.com Markets may be underestimating the risk, with traders betting on a Hormuz reopening even as physical oil stocks approach critically low levels and tanker traffi... oilprice.com |
| No cap? |
| The more surprising thing is 19 other people bought this with you |
| Really? Suspicious as VCs needing liquidity for the redemption currently going on, while their Ai investement is turning out to be a century commitment? |
| Yeah, fuck the redcoats goddamn gay bers |
| Only if you sold....remember buy high, sell low. |
| BTW: I realize now I was responding in a wallstreatbets chat. hope it isn't an aggrevation |
| That’s just what Big Depression wants you to think mannnnm. |
| AYO MODS no one care about your shiny new board IF THE FUCKING CHAT AINT WORKIN!!! |
| Some of them are still on South Korea time judging by all the KOSPI cope. |
| 401k |
| I'll give pornhub my id verify thing before I give some sketchy closed source fintech the api keys to my brokerage. |
| Holy shit that red candle???? |
| Don’t forget google |
| this isnt 2021 anymore |
| That flavor is the reason puts will print 😂 🤢 |
| Fuuuuuck. I have a bad habit of trying to minimize my losses (and maximize my gains) by buying calls too far OTM. I bought SPY calls on Friday, but they're all in the 750s unless a miracle happens tomorrow they gonna be worthless. Anyways. Congrats. And F you. |
| Just when I think we’re not in the bubble, I zoom out five years and then think to myself holy fuck what have we done? God bless my children. |
| Unfortunately no |
| I made 61 shares today 😃\n\n |
| everything |
| Phase 1 AI manufacture pump, Phase 2 IPO, Phase 3 Revenue? This shit will crash so hard if GOOG, SPCX, OpenAI, or if Anthropic earnings are even a smidge out of place, market is priced on god mode right now |
| Even VOO is eating 💩 |
| Found it, I see |
| you are so fucking lucky lmao |
| Wait.. what do we get with these wsb points. Can I invest them all on avgo? |
| I'm confused. Market went up today, but bears acting like they won. |
| the fuck is it now |
| my dead uncle went to high school with him. gay. |
| Which one of you un earthed Joe Brandon’s market. |
| AMC or GTFO |
| MS will have to do a capital raise too because it's an arms race. They gotta spend capital just as quickly or else they fall behind. |
| Why are there no earnings calls on this werid ass thing I’m looking at above the chat |
| I'm too much of a boomer for twitch tbh. It seems asinine but like I don't think I would like to watch people playing the game at the time. It's just like the story, edited, chopped up, done the way it's done. It has allusion, a point that they are going for, it has high stress moments where they almost fail, right, then like the big "are they gonna make it" moments, and the big reveal at the end of the 1 hour show. It's a good format, and especially for low stakes background noise to throw on while I'm working on other projects. Perfect content. \n\n\nI also just typically let my YouTube wander. I started it like 8 years ago and I just let it run next video autoplay constantly the only video I pick is the new one if I went to bed at the of of the previous one. It's been a wild ride over the years. \n\n\nIts just like this weird thing where I was in my studio, turned the TV on to Netflix and walked over to my desk, then like went back and just shut Netflix off and turned YouTube back on. \n\n\nI would never play that game. There's nothing in that game that remotely appeals to me, but like comparing the two it's a better story every time than the shit on Netflix and that's crazy. |
| /r/technicallythetruth |
| Yeah that no matter what choice you make, you’re gonna die one day so you might as well double down on those options |
| don't forget $CHAT\n\nbut holy hell - am i actually considering getting back into $OPEN? dear god. |
| I guess datacenter techs will be paid $300k/yr or something.\n\nThe economics of the whole are broken in a number of ways. I don't see how general computer in space-based datacenters is a thing for 20 years |
| Oooof |
| Nok finnish? |
| My portfolio was up 20%, fell 40% to -20% on last week's crash alone, back to ~0% today.\n\nI'm selling all this shit and switching to VOO and chill. My shitty heart can't take it. It was fun while it lasted. |
| No more squiggly lines. NO MORE SQUIGGLY LINES! |
| You need some peach green tea flavor in your life 😭 |
| Mods are too busy banning people for the smallest infraction |
| Costco has them at $5.99 fully rotisseried. |
| I am a Elon fan boy . |
| I made 200% profit in one month\n\nThen lost 150% of port\n\nThen reached 600% of port\n\n\nThen lost to 200% of port\n\nThen cashed out \n\nCurrently lost Friday \n Lost today \n\nAnd I dunno if this is even worthy it \n\nInitial deposit was 400 💶 That was 3 months ago \n\nCashed out 600 💶 \n\nCurrently 750 💶 portfolio\n\nMax ever reached 2400 💶 \nLowest reached 390 euro 💶 \n\n\n\n\n\nIs it even worth it NO \ndo I have any other option to make any money NO \n\nWhat do you think? |
| Sure but with no ipo date when would your exp date be..? |
| Ya let me upload all my financial account info into Reddit and WSB real quick! 😂💀 |
| I hear the logic.... but the bubble expands illogically by public confidence.\n\nThe investments have seemed unaware of the reality.\n\nIsn't the the recipe for a bubble? I'm learning here, thanks.\n\n |
| Had to double check. I thought they got delisted |
| You are funny person I see, lmao |
| damn how did you get this video of me though |
| Who's that Tim Apple guy creeping over in the corner? |
| Get a broker that allows option trading. Make sure you have enough to buy 100 shares (expect the retail price to be $250 post IPO). Buy puts.\n\nTop option trading brokers for newbies:\n\n- Charles Schwab via ThinkPad or Swimn app.\n\n- Power ETrade\n\n- Webull.\n\n- Robinhood. No practice trading, but it has the cheapest fees. |
| I know Anthropic got a sweetheart datacenter deal from SpaceX to keep subsidizing their compute. I think the goal of SpaceX was probably to screw with Altman, but also to show datacenter revenue (even it it's a loss leader). |
| The indicators were bearish, while market had biggest bull run in history. This shit has to go down sometime |
| Account wiped clean first day of the week, yay back to being a wage slave |
| oppai means boob in japanese. do with that information what you will |
| Things like buildings are used for unknowing amounts of times though.\n\nThose mismatched use/depreciation numbers would sure inflate deductions |
| Today was nothing but a lower high mean reversion to the 50ema and new shorting oportunity. |
| People that have never invested in their life use ChatGPT. Boatloads of money on the sidelines will be deployed |
| Bank of America. Lol |
| I am up 3280% in the past 2 days |
| 1. No that isn’t market manipulation \n\n2. Who is constantly spamming that? News blogs?\n\n3. That is a hell of a way to negatively spin the fact that their data centers are producing billions in annual revenue |
| Can the mods fix this already? I have to sort by new every time |
| Chud market |
| Congrats! I like my cash account. Keeps me from overtrading. Plus I gain interest on the uninvested cash. I tried a margin account a while back and was getting killed. |
| yeah once covid happened it just really accelerated individual presentations by the big publishers/studios. they all realized it was better to not have to show off their stuff with the competition right there. and now nintendo directs have created a huge interest since nintendo is very tight lipped about releases and doesn't try to build hype for years like other publishers/studios.\n\nnintendo is now basically the apple of the console world with eyes on being the next disney, entertainment wise. |
| I don't know what any of it means, don't worry. |
| futes fell off a cliff, kopsis will panic sell everything |
| How ya gonna do it? |
| Pet spiders |
| This shit is fucked. All the billions in capex didn’t vanish. All the earning guidance from 2 months ago didn’t change. \n\nLmao this is just the fuckening of retail bull and bank induced panic selling as MM and brokers make bank off all this volume. |
| Hear me out: Tim Cook is a fucking idiot. |
| SIVEF going up another 15-20% Tuesday. |
| 0.3% day on the S&P after being up 1.1% intraday, after a -2.5% day on Friday. Pretty weak sauce for a bounce. |
| 760 tomorrow \n\nFULL SEND IT |
| Mine expired worthless two weeks ago LOL |
| Chat fyutes are so chopped chudd, gyatt ain't gonna lie we're cooked for Fr gra gra gra |
| hood gonna give out one share of space x per customer |
| This place really has gone downhill 😔 |
| and futures are drilling |
| The news is more about the IPO filing confidentially leaked to media |
| > Buy chicken stock...\n\nNah. [I make my own.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k20zFlbFfE) |
| You could be getting a lambo or lining up for new food stamps. That’s how my experience with quantum computing stocks have been they’re very volatile |
| Hopefully one of it is going up |
| I am talking about the tenants, not the landlord. |
| I have the latest iPhone. Poots on APPL? |
| I'm still holding SPCE until Friday. Currently up 100% |
| its not a flat fee, its a % fee but usually there is a minimum.\n\nthe real advice is, stop trading crypto at all. |
| 🥭 saying he's negotiating with Iran right now while he's going to knicks game. Absolute retard 😭😭😭 |
| Tomorrow red day |
| Too tight grip? |
| Starting to think the mods hate us and want us to suffer |
| Weeniebetsjunior |
| I swear if Xfinity keeps calling me for free phone line I’m never paying this shit |
| Wtf |
| Because it’s always goes multiple times what their holdings are during hype. \n\nMultiple companies have followed. |
| If you're on desktop you can use old.reddit.com for the forum view |
| It’s coming. Massive breakout followed by a massive bull flag. Buy at the bottom of the range, sell at the top. Rinse and repeat until the breakout above 100, then buy the first pullback.\n |
| Idk about everyone else but I’ve already moved my retirement ETFs into funds that won’t touch any of these IPOs until they’ve been season for 12 months. The risk is so much higher than any potential reward, I’m not holding the bag for these ass hats. |
| upgrade your old shit |
| Need the tip sucked. Any takers? |
| yeah so buying now at $440 is totally a great idea in the long run. |
| I used to think these posts were real |
| Already did |
| didn't these print? |
| Rookie numbers |
| yeah robinhood fees like this are just straight to their bottom line. robinhood isn't doing an actual crypto transfer to your wallet when you buy. only when you withdraw. so if OP does a buy and sell he's basically handing $95 to robinhood for basically just facilitating the transaction on their platform.\n\nsame for coinbase. what's funny is that you're probably paying 1/100th of this fee on a stock trade compared to crypto, but because most crypto traders are gambling morons, nobody seems to care about it and does the transaction regardless - just like OP. |
| Made 69% gains Friday, lost 69% of those gains today. M00rkit is getting sexual with me |
| Futures!!! Lmfao |
| Because the S-1 with all the company info is not public. |
| I never can find Cola flavor anymore so puts it is ! |
| Markets closed tomorrow we ride |
| It’s not safe for Wendy’s |
| Holy shit legit my phone is overheating because of this new sub update. What the actual fuck is this fuckery? |
| I mean at this price I think I have to get some contracts. I think an ez pump \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/se8nk2mus46h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4481988e1d60b32992f79a4cdfa956e3da62497 |
| Dumb question but what happens to people holding those tokens Hood made for all these private companies? |
| Real gangstas trade cattle futures |
| $AMPG going crazy |
| But what are they selling to get into these things? |
| No they rented from SpaceX because SpaceX gave them a deep discount on the compute. Compute SpaceX was not using. |
| And yet money market accounts are still at all time highs… |
| it’s auto sorting my best not new for some lamer reason. maybe show me the worst if you are going to mess with the thread. |
| Going ipo at $135, expect it to hit the floor well over this once trading to the public. |
| How is your day today? |
| puts on ionq, am I a regard? my thinking is that today was people thinking they were buying the dip, but Quantum is so far from being usefull....... or am I way off here |
| Genuine question - why on earth wouldn't you cash out at +1000%? Like...what were you looking for? |
| Jpow got you by the balls |
| Legend 😂 |
| What am I looking at ? |
| 😕😕😕 |
| Selling NBIS CSP like a degenerate |
| thought it was just me |
| NBIS!!!! 💯🙌🎉 |
| Who is the private label making this for Costco? |
| ukr is doing better against rus than us vs iram.\n\nmaybe ukr can send us weapons. |
| Have had them for a week. Where yall at? |
| JPM raised price target to 265 |
| Are there micro cattle futures? Like MES and MNQ style?\n\nEdit: I went into a rabbit hole of cattle futures, interesting market. |
| Much higher before the big AI IPOs which are still months away |
| If anyone sees this before their app crashes, just remember that you are loved |
| I was just thinking the same thing. Horrible update |
| Dead cat bounce or ath soon? Make your bets |
| Wheres the earnings thread |
| this retard crayon shit crashing my phone |
| initial pubic offering |
| Don't want fancy graphics just want comments to load |
| Why is nebuis falling so much? Sounds like an easy buy? |
| i should text her |
| Thanks brotha, best of luck to you. PM me if you ever want a knowledge-sharing chat - always looking for insights and opinions. Good luck have fun |
| why is microsoft not pumping on openai ipo? |
| Ouch , they’re leaps though, did you panic sell them? |
| Here's my AMEX, just win more than my 16% APR |
| Iran Peace Offering |
| Any advice for trading gourds? |
| sorry for your loss |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Bubbly-Badger-3496 made a bet that SPY would go to 750.0 within **3 days** when it was 734.97 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Oh yeah that makes sense |
| Double secret probationary offering actually |
| 🥀 |
| don't let that -3% fool you-- $NBIS was -10% today |
| real |
| Inert Pee Orrifice (IPO) |
| fake quote by Jensen. doesn't mean it's not a good investment between today and tomorrow morning. price spiking. |
| 🤣 |
| If you like it then you should try and watch some streams on Twitch |
| So if you don't invest, you can live forever! |
| Cryptos entire selling point is FOMO lmao |
| Check trend-surfer, its all transparent, 22 percent plus |
| bear season is back |
| this thing is hot garbage |
| Meet at Wendy’s |
| You think the markets tight little pus\*y can handle the SpaceX and OpenAI IPO |
| look who has the *very best* comment on the thread today! 😌🥳\n\n\n\n[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1u0j0s9/comment/oqihgmz/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1u0j0s9/comment/oqihgmz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)\n\n \n |
| You may get a dildo tomorrow |
| Oh God damnit, that is the color wheel. Thanks, I hate it. |
| Say you don't know what you're doing without saying you have no clue what you're doing |
| thinking got you this far |
| How is that possible at Vanguard? They don’t let you trade anything risky. |
| Oh I see |
| To the moon and maybe Mars.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5r450rq6s46h1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6f2eaa206e9cc34f6697c27740bd278bf821d5e |
| don’t forget Google and Meta are also trying to raise money too! |
| Where is that? |
| They brokies |
| 25k was the minimum account balance required to PDT you fucking mongoloid |
| Any reason to buy SPX puts overnight? |
| fuck my life fuck my life fuck my life fuck my life fuck my life |
| First they removed the emojis then this |
| Yep. I posted about it and they deleted it 👎🏼 cowards |
| Every time I trade futures I lose money. Fuck em |
| Bloomberg Terminal ain't got a damn thing on WSB |
| 8:05 pm: put the Koreans back! |
| Lmao |
| EYE PEE OH |
| https://preview.redd.it/j1mk5er2s46h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84280052b3d57ba1e96f940498b4374f1d6cea82 |
| Lol how do you loss money in this market? Oh right you think you’re an option trader. |
| Connecting my brokerage to WSB and then having it inverse trade based on sentiment = infinite money glitch |
| YOU SAID FULL PORT OPEN RIGHT!? /s |
| Their ticker symbol is the Japanese short form of the word boobs? 😂 |
| Ticker released: $BAGS |
| Bank of Cramer |
| https://preview.redd.it/m6sumrqyr46h1.jpeg?width=1187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87d31c7797cb69ed4aa77fafaf7d240de23e883c |
| If I didn’t have my entire portfolio in oil, I’d seriously consider taking a large position in CPB. That dividend yield with that percentage of short interest is the epitome of regarded. |
| Celsius calls |
| I got banned for making a suicide joke because it goes against the harm standards, yet this app gets more addictive and arguably harmful by the day - thus proving our value is only in views. Econ 101 |
| Click the bdsm handcuff icon |
| The new app is confusing and tries to do too much. Plus, DO YOU ACTUALLY EXPECT US TO CONNECT OUR BROKERAGE? Holy shit... |
| Fuckin INHD today. Jesus I should have stayed in. |
| Dafaq is up with this social media trend of black people boycotting Asian businesses. \n\nStart with the easy one, go get your PS5 and destroy it then. |
| AI bubble peak is here. This is the sign i was waiting for. |
| Microslop is such a shitbag ticker that it doesn't even pump on open gheyi ipo filing news when it holds like 18% of the co 😆 |
| What does IPO stand for |
| NOVO short sellers getting tired, ready to rip, Ozempic in a pill 💊 🎢 |
| 7 trilly in money markets |
| What’s helium used for besides balloons? |
| Feel deez nuts? |
| Crazy to think this might actually hit |
| Fuck this new widget, my phones bout to blow up |
| Musk claiming someone else of “unjustly enriching themselves” is hilarious. |
| Puts on AAPL |
| I mean 1 its bullish that they literally could not find enough compute, and bearish for spacex since they had so much idle |
| “Confidentially” |
| As the wife of a cardiac surgeon used to whisper to herself in the grocery line, "C'mon fatty, momma needs a new Mercedes". |
| i just want to feel something |
| Technically it would only have to go up 50 percent or 700 billion. If he had a few months to expiration it might actually hit. But on a 0dte, yikes. |
| Which is wild. Needs probably another quarter or two until people gonna call off on the SaaSpocalypse |
| BAG7 will rise tmr? |
| "latest IPhone leaked" vibes |
| I don't even play video games much anymore but my background YouTube algo has been on some guy playing rust for like 3 weeks and it's honestly more entertaining than anything Netflix has had on it in 3 years besides squid games s1 |
| They gave us what we didn't ask for, or want and made shit worse. Sponsored by Microsoft |
| 🥵 |
| TySN |
| uhhhh |
| Who vibes a DD? And we good to go |
| My bank AND my broker both sent me a mail for spaceX IPO. Never happened before. Wtd is happening. They’re about to rob retail like never before. |
| Why the fuck did I laugh so hard at this |
| Do you happen to have a vacuum with hose attachment nearby |
| I want to see “new” comments this shit goes to “best” when I refresh. another junk AI update |
| Can you please open the casino and pump a bit? I swear I will close all my calls and jerk off instead 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 |
| I made a mess in my pants |
| Wasn’t the whole premise of this company to never go public? |
| Do I actually have to sort it by new comments every time I refresh the page?? Are you for real! |
| Losing money in this market is kinda wild |
| Need a mega green day tomorrow for semis to get it all back |
| https://preview.redd.it/y6oy87jir46h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70f113ff8ed794653b5c236c822491c87b24a157 |
| OpenAI gonna IPO — bullish!!! |
| RIP to all the 401ks |
| he won bruh he's checked out Palantir and Israel rule the world now 🥭 just doing sidequests |
| Because there is no demand for their own shitty AI |
| The wsb daily thread is going to be the new stress test for benchmarking NVDA gpus |
| Why QCOM pump in AH |
| Half cash half stock |
| Americans are rich as fuck, you forget this, plus Middle Eastern sovereign wealth funds |
| Release the Hock Tan |
| I have a quantum computer and my thread is still lagging |
| Are we? You gonna buy calls rn? |
| Have you eaten their meat? It’s disgusting and will not replace real beef anytime soon. |
| Yes.That’s correct. |
| exactly how I feel |
| Hey /u/russian_cream - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: VIVO.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Same down 50% on my calls |
| Vapor lock, just jam a screwdriver up through it, as soon as you poke a hole through the backside it will shoot out. |
| I DIDN'T MAKE MONEY LOL |
| first our emojis, now our tickers. what else will reddit take from us |
| If you're smart you can make tens of thousands of dollars a year buying cattle futures. Maybe even a hundred thousand, I dunno what Cargil pays these days. |
| Mods managed to fuck up a text based group chat. Puts on RDDT |
| Hoping FLY gets back to 40, someday... |
| You need a stick. Grab a stick |
| It doesn't though |
| If Meta gets to 600 again I will never trade again |
| What happened???? |
| Open the fucking futes casino |
| Chicken thighs, cheap, delicious, high protein, goes with anything. |
| AI ceos are basically just scammy sales guys now so that’s not a very good put down. |
| Nebius makes killer moves every week. Great company. |
| That already happened? Did forget they got a new ceo that said ai? |
| Bend over, I'm a medical doctor. 🪛 |
| Wendy’s is hiring. |
| im not falling for that again |
| The big pump and dump is upon us. And they're going to use our retirement savings to fund it. |
| 0DTEs and a lot of alcohol |
| Actually really good advice... Going to rejig my portfolio |
| In honour of pride month, I would like to make love to a bear. \n\nOf course, I will be the one doing the fucking and the bear is gonna take it like a good little bitch. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Beginning-Fig-9089 made a bet that CRDU would go to 225.0 within **1 week** when it was 57.84 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| You are about to learn how much they have been hoarding while you have to “earn” six-figures. |
| That flush EOD shook me out of 20k in MRVL calls, so most likely it moons tomorrow. |
| Cost? They cost 4 dollars. And an initial BP of 5k |
| With my folios performance I can't afford to pay attention that long. Do you have a 3s video that shows me in 1 easy step? |
| if you know it's a disaster you should be able to make the money for yourself |
| Confidential doesn’t relate to the filing happening or not it’s about the type of information required |
| TNGX and NRIX were good to me today, still legs on both \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/TheRaceTo10Million/s/DbN4uhJGEW\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/s/ARLWEPdXgD |
| I just wanted to listen to Modest Mouse, what the fuck Youtube?\n\nhttps://youtu.be/ja3CK3XDV5I?si=CoOn1Fy_VF61B6lY |
| Reach around and pull it out. |
| imagine going broke because you trade crypto called cumrocket. jizz.. that sounds rough |
| Oooooh fuck we’re early on this |
| New Dashboard is in 8k and requires 64gb ram to render |
| If I connect my bank account instead of brokerage account, will I get more points? |
| # lost $100k last week. I want to make it back. |
| Intel deserves some attention |
| *THIS.... EMERGEN..... BRD....CAST... DON'T....THE....TOO MANY....AHEAD... REPEAT....THEY....GONE"* |
| Can MRVL hit 350 tmr or am I cooked |
| Selling semen for options is still a side gig to not working at Wendy’s. |
| What's your take on pork bellies... which is used to make bacon... like you might find in a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich? |
| Hey /u/russian_cream - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: VIVO.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Well it is pride month and you have no more money, you can always earn that pride back |
| but the news is online... so we all online, then we all know. your logic makes no sense. you fit right in here. |
| Yeah that’s what they said |
| Those butter cinnamon bread rolls? Yes calls on those |
| NBIS buy the rumour sell the news is clear as day. Anthropic deal was somehow expected at some point when that weird looking fella investment fund reported his stake. Now the only thing confirmed is a reheated “data center” in UK that was announced months ago. |
| I just need to see the top trending stock tickers to buy while I'm shitposting, not full candlestick charts!! \n\nWe need to \n\n# Make The Thread Leaderboard Great Again |
| Can you imagine the boos this dude is going to get? 😂😂 |
| Roll em |
| my poop is stuck, can someone help me |
| Hahahaha |
| Don’t feel too bad for them. Anyone going to tonight’s game is loaded |
| can someone please tell me if the QCOM quote is real? |
| Semis finna crash |
| Something similar happened to me one time when I shorted a stock by accident and didn't know how to cover/close the position. Probably a good thing you experienced this in the long run. |
| after a 2% drop? i tried that last time, it didnt work out for me so well |
| I too confidently buy puts. |
| It's ok. You probably can afford it |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Inshallah, from your lips to gods ears. |
| *confidently |
| Buy it all to shut it down |
| > and oil\n\nooof \n\nhows ur oil doing? |
| I hate how predictable yet absolutely regarded and risky this is. SPCE went exactly like this lmao. |
| They pissed me off today more that my portfolio |
| Tipranks apparently thinks GMEs earning r tomorrow and their forecasted earnings is below what they actually posted |
| 10/10 visual description |
| Pltr! Let’s go |
| APLD is my 🥷 |
| 40,000 lbs actually |
| ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
| Imagine being accused of a crime. You go to trial and they read 3 years of your reddit comments to the jury |
| Me with that slop BB |
| My WW verage $9.80. Market says $17.19. My move tomorrow? Continue doing absolutely nothing. |
| Just get a loan, less liquidity = more for you |
| calls on CHAT not a bad play either if we're going down the spacex road of delusion |
| 🤣 |
| 40klbs Jesus! how much do these contracts fucking cost |
| Has anyone actually connected their brokerage account I want to laugh at them |
| You bulls have ruined this market with your greed. |
| SORT COMMENTS BY NEW YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT |
| After +20% over a couple months, then instantly losing twice that last week to -20%... Then back to almost even on Monday...\n\nI'm fucking done, fellas. VOO and chill it is. I nearly had fucking heart attack all for nothing. |
| QCOM teasing me with that AH pump (it made no sense in the first place) |
| Ride the wave to the top. Drop the bag on the workers pensions and 401k. |
| Just make nuggets from the screw worms. |
| The bull case is intact. AVGO just printed $15.1B AI semi revenue — crushing its own $10.7B guidance by 41% — with FCF of $10.3B and operating margin of 67.3%, both records. The drop was a guide-miss unwind vs inflated buy-side expectations, not a thesis break. Main real risk is Google ASIC insourcing spreading to other hyperscalers (Macquarie's bear case). But with Meta locked in through 2029, OpenAI and Anthropic in the pipeline, and $100B FY2027 AI revenue target intact — this dip is structural, not cyclical. you can see more fundamental, technical, market sentiment and social to understand what Broadcom does @ ultrastockanalysispro.com/Ultra_Stock_Lists/SP500_Top20/Featured_stock_sp500.html |
| Open AI losing the AI race it started, if not now then when? |
| How, exactly, do you think you would 100x your money without gambling? Lol |
| Why is Reddit always shittier and shitter sort by new by default you fuck |
| Puts Friday, Puts today and tomorrow as well. |
| Thanks - I agree in previous months I've felt more comfortable shorting on a strong trend line break and MACD confirmation, which has been so helpful in keeping me out of bad trades. But these ridiculous pumps recently got me spooked about buying puts again. Congrats on doubling the account back in one day, must be good feeling. Ignore those who are but-hurt in the comments. |
| It's at the top next to search function |
| I know you can place the order. The point was that it would hit all the existing bid orders on the way down, so you get filled long before you actually hit your limit price\n\nThe only scenario where the limit order gets filled 10x below market price is if there's barely any bid order volume at all, which doesn't happen for any stocks on the major indices\n\nA limit sell order means "I will keep selling until I hit this minimum price. If my order is filled before it gets there, great. Otherwise this price is my limit"\n\nBasically I'm calling them either a liar, or a penny stocks trader |
| Misspelled confidently |
| $20k to $100k port option 🚀 |
| FOMO |
| $orbs has no reaction yet? |
| Got it, thank you! Was pissed for a minute |
| everything reminds me of her |
| Buggy af now. Mods fucked a simle text forum, very impressive really. |
| Uppies 🥺 |
| Thats a hideous rugpull, whats the ticker?\n |
| Calls on $OPEN! |
| Mods really fucked this thread with the new billboard |
| Do I need a Vera Rubin and a Blackwell B200 to run this sub? Because this shit is lagging |
| Garbage stock, bullish RSI\n\nCalls |
| I'd bet $OPEN goes up more than OpenAI on day one of trading, because it'd be funny. |
| lag on deez nutz |
| A once powerful humble man.. reduced to, nothing. |
| RIP New Yorkers who have to line up for the game right now even tho it starts in 3 hrs cuz mango is showing up just to take a nap by half time 💀 |
| What pension funds? |
| Ribeye at my grocery store was $21.99 a pound.... |
| Im a proud Power Bottom! |
| too much math for me bro |
| $ZS is shitting on my port, not sure why I bought this piece of junk |
| The pre-IPO? $OPEN is a deal at $4. |
| Why this go up after hours? What other stocks are in this basket |
| Bears of America jealous that retail beat them in securing those Semi profits for the year 🥀 |
| PLTR OTM calls has to be the play with this AI summit coming up right??? Too easy to work???? |
| Welp boys I managed to pull $2000 out of my trading account and then promptly blew up the remaining $500. We’re putting $100 more in and we’re gonna grind her back. 18500% gain to ATH hoping we make it there EOM but I’m not getting any hopes up |
| How do I do that ? |
| Working at a large company(80k), I can tell that figma is dying. Not only did we lay off a bunch of designers, but the design in figma has evolved mostly into PMs just vibe coding the prototype. \n\nIt’s only gonna go downhill from here. |
| https://preview.redd.it/iexo2tx2q46h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08d04318f52c9df0eb7ba0e13b36ed5213b84199 |
| I feel your pain have done this beforw |
| Why do these bobble heads on CNBC keep repeating the "money on the sidelines" canard. \n\n |
| If it let me PvP I'd be down to battle other retards. |
| Spoke to the casino owners, they said “moat too low”. Calls on AI it is! |
| 🥭 is cooked and he lost 2 months ago |
| 🅱️armesian cheese 🅱️lock |
| Let me go ask ChatGPT who leaked it |
| You have to sort by new, it's sorting by best by default, at least for me |
| Your pension funds. |
| Tell us how it goes |
| I can't wait for CUX to be an actual ticker I can put money in. 🥂 |
| Can’t make chicken nuggets from cattle but I see what you mean, yes the cattle are inputs for their final products so it will negatively affect them. |
| Where the hell all new messages ? |
| I knew I would find it before I could post it. |
| The one simple trick that the big boys don't want you to know |
| It’s market manipulation to constantly spam how much money xAI is getting paid for renting their data centers out instead of you know… using them? The reason they’re not using them is far more interesting, as it implies they aren’t able to utilize them profitably which is bad news bears |
| We could do something real silly here |
| They're also a closed open! |
| WWDC 2026: Apple going to be using Google AI\n\nGoogle AI then leases SpaceX for compute\n\nThis is like Tim Cook reaching into the circle jerk, paying to hold Google's hand while it jerks off SpaceX, then claiming to investors Apple is now part of the circle |
| Most of the market went green except for the calls I got on friday, MM stop harassing me |
| This shit is lagging what did you regards do! |
| Big feels. I had an open put pos every week expiring Friday for months, last one was last week. |
| "Disappoints" is doing a lot of work in that headline. AI semiconductor revenue came in at $15.1B vs $10.7B guidance — a 41% beat. Q3 AI semi guide is $16B, +200%+ YoY. The "disappointing" part is Q3 total revenue guide of $29.4B missing buy-side whispers of ~$30.6B by $1.2B. On a $22B quarterly revenue base. Zero Sell ratings from 46+ analysts. RSI currently at 43 — historically a major entry signal for AVGO. |
| $OPEN is the next big ticker confusion play |
| All of these companies rushing to IPO is the most suspicious thing ever. |
| Need QQQ to gap up by 5% tomorrow otherwise Nasdaq is gay. Sorry i don't make the rules |
| cause it doesnt like you |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 0.0 before 09-Jun-2026 07:39 AM -05 |
| #🕺🏾 |
| !banbet |
| I genuinely can’t wrap my head around what 🥭’s goal is at this point... If he signs the proposed deal or does nothing, Iran will be in the strongest position it has ever been in and the US will be in the weakest position it has ever been in. The only logical explanation for any of this is that 🥭 refuses to exit his long positions. |
| Sounds like you have a dumbwatch AHAHAHAHA |
| Why does searching the thread not work anymore |
| what about the $orbs stock? |
| Gonna fuck up someone's day for sure. |
| You can definitely do this with more advanced platforms. It's not slippage it's just putting an order on the books below market price. |
| Did you sell? |
| i tried. most fucked up platform i have ever seen |
| Shhh its a secret |
| its never over i turned $100 into $1000 today. I proceeded to be stupid and turn it back into $100 but trust me its possible |
| Hold NVDA shares for 10 years lol |
| This leaderboard is lagging the fuck outta my shit |
| I’m buying shares just for the thrill |
| This windows 8 style update is no Bueno, too much meaningless moving crap and less info on the goods 👨🦼 |
| Lol I sold that dumb gal my META |
| Can daddy please pump his own company stock too! |
| If Mrvl can open over 300 and MU over 975 that would be appreciated very much |
| This made me laugh |
| Feels like it |
| Another money losing scheme they need to cash out of. I’m in |
| The TOP is IN\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ua6zg20kp46h1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efc93e1d418d2b76467463f35174eadf7e90fc50 |
| You can swap the small drink for an extra large coffee for like 15 cents |
| Red dildos either way |
| You're all gay |
| Everyone says you did good so that means you’re cooked |
| Time to buy more! |
| Welp to go even more regarded but slightly head scratching what about sheer panic form the public into beyond meat!? Dont shoot the messenger! I know this has been best into the ground! |
| Yes organic growth, look at their international revenue it was up 24% year over year. When monster started scaling internationally their revenue went from around 3-5% in 2006 (same as Celsius currently) to about 45% of revenue now. I don’t think Celsius has the same velocity, but even if they can scale that to around 20-25% with suntory and PepsiCos international distribution, then they have years of organic growth ahead. |
| $1400 on SOXL |
| Why is your message keep on coming up on top? Where are new messages ? |
| Oh they must have a longer runway to profit than expected |
| This is the top |
| I just watch the daily stocks of Sentimentick.\n\nhttps://www.sentimentick.com |
| Nope, how could there be? |
| I'm linking my debit card to WSBapp |
| lol |
| Had the same problem and took me a min to figure it out |
| Bought GOOGL 500C for July 17, should I roll them out or sell and cut my losses |
| Which one of you unpaid summer intern mods set this thread to sort by best mayne |
 (SPY) Call Put Options www.nasdaq.com |
| 877-cash-now? |
| With ketchup. |
| look at those losers on leaderboard |
| Op average when $ibm goes to $250 and u will come out good |
| So how do we make money |
| Release the Koreans already |
| We’re happily accepting new community members |
| Better than 400 buying power to lose 40k bucks which is typical around here |
| Fuck this bot, it’s saying SLS went down to $4.90 in AH\n\nGenuinely fuck this stupid bot |
| There's an etf for that. |
| https://preview.redd.it/u3morfrap46h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0022ab9236cdd4ad8c65cb3a210a8b45bae9f360 |
| Good thing they don't need an hour |
| Skill issues |
| Fr |
| Just heard an argument how all these Big Tech Titans are spending billions to essentially produce the same thing.\n\n\nTherfor, that doesn't make them special, but makes them AI Farmers who will spend billions for razor thin commodity margins with their own version of 🌽.\n\n\nAnd I don't mean BTC, I mean literal 🌽 that farmers can't seem to stop going bankrupt over.\n\n\nGreat job and ban Billionaires. |
| That was YOU!? |
| im retarded i was up over 1000% today trading 0dte QQQ contracts over around 50 trades, then mid-day cane along and i ended up breaking even on the day😥 |
| they better call jg wentworth |
| Why won’t this refresh? |
| They file confidentially first to get feedback on their S1 from regulators. Once the paperwork is ready, they file publicly. This phase usually takes a few months before they actually IPO. |
| Respect the king |
| apple looks like it's still getting milked for space x stock purchases, so prob smart. |
| It's going to eat the bull market from the inside out. |
| MMs want their money now. That's why these companies are going public. Party is still going, but last call is coming |
| wtf is this new interface do coins do anything |
| heard men in silicon valley are paying 5k an hour for hookers |
| We are fkd |
| accidently linked my pornhub account instead of my brokerage account. |
| Big gourds vibes here |
| Ban |
| how long did you wait, to be able to post this on this sub? |
| “I’m thinkin’ about slurpin up some cumrocket.” |
| Actually a good idea |
| Both will crater. Anthropic less so because they had SpaceX do them a favor in turn for making SpaceX’s IPO look better |
| he saw that market blood red on Friday, and KOSPI taking a shit, he's like uhh maybe we just go ahead with it ASAP |
| you microslop bulls are funny!!! |
| They are utilizing it to make 2b dollars a month? |
| Fuck you🤣 |
| MU >!$1000+!< tomorrow |
| Do they know what confidential means? 🤨 |
| 30bn/year? A bit short to the 1.5tr valuation innit |
| Lawyers be like,\n\n"OBJECTION!!!!"\n\nAnd the judge be like,\n\n"Sustained 🙄" |
| The ticker symbol should just be LOL |
| More like giving. |
| Wear a dumb watch |
| "Worldwide privacy tour" |
| Where in gods hairy ass cheeks is all this liquidity going to come from ? SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI are looking for combined \~250 Billion. The market is all ready pumped to pro max + levels. |
| How much down today king? |
| Fucking mods man, y'all got one job! Fix the page! |
| Nothing makes sense unless it's sorted by new, I discovered |
| gonna put a double double in my freezer for enjoyment later this year |
| Just figured it out. |
| I am well aware, the MMs are just salivating for him to get confident |
| She wouldn’t feel a thing…. |
| So what I’m hearing is… buy the beef dip? |
| to meet the surging agent demand.....all the demand from the same exact companies that created agents |
| New posts should include the news link. |
| Here are some more made up numbers (no options). Bull years are nice.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jkmjbrnpo46h1.png?width=604&format=png&auto=webp&s=e39caff61345e78aebd373a0e0ebb8179d77afe2\n\n |
| Never stupid |
| huge W |
| How is it confidentially if everyone’s uncle and wsb knows? |
| Good point made on the supply-line volume... the time-needed to make chips is a mediator of the storm, somewhat... until the trickle becomes not enough.\n\n |
| Sam Altman last week: OpenAi doesn’t need to IPO right now, we will when the timing is right. We are in no rush\n\nSam Altman today: Files for OpenAi IPO\n\n🤡 🤡 |
| The company itself didn't break — the setup did. AVGO printed $15.1B AI semi revenue vs $10.7B guidance, +143% YoY, $10.3B FCF record. Stock dropped 21% because Q3 guide missed inflated buy-side expectations by $1.2B on a $22B base. RSI is now at 26–35 — the same zone that preceded a +100% recovery after the Dec 2025 selloff. This is options pricing reality vs company reality. Full breakdown if you want of all the actual data and market sentiment at ultrastockanalysispro.com/Ultra_Stock_Lists/SP500_Top20/Featured_stock_sp500.html |
| I don't believe you. Anyone can lie on the internet. |
| You bought puts? |
| Trying to refresh new comments and it sorts by best again. FUCK YOUR “BEST” FUCKING COMMENTS |
| fucking just send it to 700 already im tired boss lets just get this over with so we can go back to ATH |
| I’ve seen 50 articles posted about this confidential filing at this point. |
| check the app in a year, you'll be aight |
| 3 of the largest ipos in history expediting their rush for cash, imagine what the mkts will be like when their lock ups expire all around the same time. What can go wrong 😂 |
| Yeah by being a permabull. Do you realize how much of a non-accomplishment that is? |
| So now that people don't listen to mango no more he gave the job of pumping his stocks to Jenson? First MRVL, then MU, SNDK, and now QCOM. Pathetic. |
| I was happy buying SPY 0dte this morning but it was a trap |
| finally a ticker I can lose my life savings on before it even exists |
| What are these "profit" things you speak of? |
| Sir, this is a casino. |
| Yeah my misread was astronomical |
| Anthropic will moon, OpenAI will crater |
| So you think beef price is going up? I want to buy a cow for the cheap. |
| A win is a win |
| Not fooling anyone here dave ramsey |
| BAC says 70% of bear market indicators have been triggered, CALLS. |
| Never realized how much I didn’t want this stupid change, thanks for informing me mods! |
| You know the economy is fucked when they start raining quarters instead of dollars at a strip club. I saw a line of strippers in front of a coinstar |
| Bring back live filter \n\nRIP |
| !VM what is the brokerage login data for the users who signed up for the new widget today? |
| Wait a second, who told me market only goes up? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/APOLARCAT made a bet that SPY would go to 760.0 within **1 day** when it was 735.193 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 14 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| The kickstart for a new longterm holder community |
| Shweiße |
| That I was, but so many gentlemen **kindly** showed me the way tonight, thankfully I found the place to go |
| Why is Jensen putting over QCOM now? |
| Inspiring |
| Where I don't see you |
| OPEN STONKS 📈📈📈📈 |
| So quiet you can hear the pump coming or maybe I've read to much Edgar Allen Poe |
| I think OP is looking at this FAR too pedantically\n\nIf we were to analyse it in a very technical sense, yes it would be construed as Equity Financing\n\nBut really it's just a Capital Efficiency and to not use it for day trading and such, would be rather silly\n\nCase in hand - Big institutional players utilise leverage on their mega-trades - where by OPs viewpoint, they don't really 'need to', yet they still do to make the most efficient use the capital and maximise profits.....blowing his theory straight out of the water |
| How do I sign up for your course? |
| Market is dull. |
| Calling out broken english when you're from Tampa, Florida sure is a bold move |
| Who the fuck are you, and why are you posting fake stuff using my profile? Another bot? This is unbelievable. Anyone reading this… take note that the OP is full of it much like the rest of Reditt. |
| All of this is obviously a disaster unfolding in plain sight. Someone will make money I guess |
| futures in meat |
| if he knew how to inverse himself he wouldnt be here. |
paper account might be fun but im too lazy.\n\nmy other one -  Blocked www.reddit.com |
| https://preview.redd.it/injja828o46h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42e633ce8bfe59204a6952469ae52d2b51c790ca\n\n |
| Do the opposite was clearly selling off pump slowly all day |
| \*connect brokerage\* |
| Are there any success stories of $1000 to $100,000 without regarded full porting? |
| Time to double down and banbet again then |
| It's all about interest rates, ratios, and appreciation. \n\nA house in a decent area for a good interest rate is very different than the 27% APR for a dodge charger give outside military bases by dealers, or the 250% APR from payday lender. \n\nBut this is WSB, so a 300% APR for tendy futures seems rational to those of us living in the Wendy's dumpster. |
| Good job! |
| So it's a secret public offering? |
| All powered with a security nightmare of semi illegal gas turbines |
| Watching the UNFI puts I closed at open today like I’m stalking an ex on instagram 📉 |
| 🫡 |
| it was sorted by default before. Something has changed |
| because AI tools can replicate fairly easily... theres no moat |
| 💔 |
| You used the word after, im not so sure you know what that word means. |
| Bro we haven't even seen Q2 earnings yet. |
| Then it would have flipped and bambozzled him |
| Find grinder |
| I believe not knowing what I'm doing would make me fit in quite well here actually. |
| Alright alright I deserve that, thankfully mods took the post down lmao |
| I miss the old app, I just want to see top stocks and their prices |
| Yes, shit made me a lot of money (by shorting it) |
| “This image was created using AI” |
| Calls on OPEN |
| Grind finer |
| Got damn.\n\nI just looked at the chart, I can see how you can get wrecked on buying calls.\n\nGood thing I saw bitcoin recovering from the weekend and I dumped what I had in MARA and RIOT, or else I would have been tempted to jump on AAPL. |
| How bout u figma ballz |
| Anybody watching FAC (factorial energy) after hours? Next low float squeeze? |
| My phone can’t handle this thread. Wtf. |
| Confidentially |
| Looks more like Dollar Tree. |
| Yes |
| Not very confidential |
| Slow and steady is the way but degen in me wants to throw it all on black |
| No matter what gibberish he spouts, dimwits will lap it up |
| yeah we fucked bro |