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| Last job i had gave me Tourettes, hoped it was temporary. |
| Bruh the bulls had their fun today just dump this mf |
| Yes, join us |
| Maybe they meant actual contractor, and they were hired to add an addition to Sam Altmans mirror room, that place he goes to jerk off to himself 12 hours a day. Not sure why they’d cancel that project though |
| I still have like 340 shares of UNH 😩. Just sold 800 shares of CNC for a slight gain. I miss growth stocks. Health insurance is such a boring slow sector |
| Oof. Sand dick bulls in shambles |
| If not for 401k money bulls would be buying bulbs |
| the speculation on AI and online gambling is the sheet we cover the stagflation with. |
| Donald Dump or Donald Pump tonight? |
| tempus ai |
| Well, CRWD. But yes, Israel is the hub of cyber security talent and it’s snowballed to the point where no one can compete. Even PANW, was like, ig we just gotta keep buying these so they don’t steal our customers. I think they’re pushing more offices there as well. California talent was no where near Israel apparently. Just listed on Tel Aviv exchange yesterday as well. |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 250.0 before 04-Apr-2026 08:29 AM -05 |
| !Banbet |
| 🤫 |
| See, now this is the real way to make money instead of believing you have to pick bol or bear route in an RPG. |
| I am a victim of theta |
| Because I sold at 407 |
| “But AI is going to cure cancer or whatever” Sam Altman |
| Power Hour before SOTU\n\n➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩 \n➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 \n➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 \n➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 \n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥 \n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 |
| fair |
| Theta7 |
| QBTS bounce inbound |
| Thanks, my UNH bags were getting heavy |
| everything computer pumps with everything, thats only logical |
| Shit On The Union 💩 |
| Me after being down -24% YTD and going up 1%, "We are so back baby" |
| I am not short NVDA, have no position, but I wouldnt open a long position under any circumstances |
| I don't understand what a cash burn means? Can someone explain it in basic terms? |
| GERALD FORD STRIKE GROUP SHOULD ARRIVE IN POSITION IN THE AFTER HOURS |
| It's just a Yolo. I have 200x $5 and $6 and 7s as well.. And 8000 shares avg $5.02 |
| More an more I can see why ultron made the choice he did. |
| MU has been getting dragged down for a month now and it’s still hovering close to 430. No way we dont hit 550 at earnings. |
| Citron must work with one of the bigger hedge funds because there’s no way price moves like this |
| What dte do you buy? |
| Maybe if you were more like your brother youd make something of yourself -your mom |
| COPIUM |
| We're about to go vertical in power hour for SOTU. Idk which direction, but there will be some nice candles |
| And here comes the next leg!!! |
| I am short the Qs... today has beena boring day for me, lol |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 199.49475 before 26-Feb-2026 08:18 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Except they don't market it as being that powerful. They say it could be in the future \n\nThey sell it as what it is. I don't know wtf you're on about\n\nShow me the ads where OpenAI says it can make billions for you. I'll be waiting |
| Why down not up? |
| Most cybersec companies are coming out of Israel these days. Tell me one big cybersec company that is not founded and based in isreal |
| i have the $200 claude max+, google ai ultra and chatgpt pro $200. Claude by far is the best since I use it frequently for hobby and work, gemini is meh as they don't have a coding assistant. |
| You almost had me but you fumbled |
| So why is tsla pumping?? |
| Holy shit instant recovery every fkn time I suck at this shit |
| If QQQ can't hold 607 we are pooping out all of our holes again |
| We already have been |
| Become one of the most hated CEO’s in the world in exchange for being a billionaire. Would you take it? |
| 1% ranges are perfectly tradable |
| Just sold some of my health insurance holdings for MSFT. Fuck those sorry ass stocks |
| Successful options traders with real money also have a long portfolio that dwarfs the options plays. But not many of them around here. |
| First Citrini\n\nThen Citron\n\nNext\n\nYour Cunt |
| SPY really loves the 680’s |
| As is every quarter |
| Someone still had to pay for the land, construction material, labor, etc. it’s not a closed circle where the money never leaves. |
| MU and SNDK are gaping my booty hole fr fr |
| Source? |
| Can USAR pls moon now? |
| pick a direction |
| It was pretty early, Uber had only opened recently in the area. |
| Goog sucks now, it doesnt do anything good across any of its products... im not short the name, but i have been at times in the last few months and may open a short position again in the future... |
| It is fully possible than PANW is just publicly traded Mossad at this point. Just read that 50% of their acquisitions are Israeli cyber security companies lol |
| Citron: WE WILL SHORT [$SNDK](https://x.com/search?q=%24SNDK&src=cashtag_click) \n\nand sndk dumps \n\nLOL |
| Ur gonna goon aren’t you? |
| Yeah, pretty sure that there are several revolutionary breakthroughs needed in all kinds of fields for that to even be remotely feasible. With our current tech we can simulate an insects brain or so. Actual intelligence is decades if not even centuries off. |
| could be worse, could be ber |
| Lol, DMV basically asks for your SSN and proof of address x what other multiple things they ask for? Maybe your birth certificate for first timers. \n\nIf you don’t have any of those you’re not voting anyway because you’re not even enrolling for voting at that point. \n\nThe world figured it out years ago, get better America |
| You holding? |
| Spy hanging on by a thread |
| IBRX SLS QIMCF |
| Bull are good in the premarket and last candle on a 1% down day |
| Didn't we already completely obliterate Iran's nuclear program? |
| I hold my leaps every night |
| Oh god what if it dumps |
| The market is waiting with bated breath for $NVDA earnings.\n\nWhich will smash earnings/guide, again.\n\nAnd somehow surprise everyone, again, with a prompt selloff. |
| No, the war is happening whether you do anything. Might as well make money off of it |
| The thing is that they are being honest about their profitability, people are still willing to give them money hoping it works |
| Citizens United v FEC really accelerated this fucked up timeline |
| They said the same thing about cloud providers. So AI is here to stay. I bet it will change the way we code. I bet it will give a lot of power to small companies to build similar products that only big tech has |
| 😂😂😂 all g |
| Damn it feels good to sell my SNDK put at 675 to buy a Lumentum put at 690 🤦♂️ |
| Yeah I can tell by the absolutely abysmal volume tons of covering going on! |
| SPY range is 680-688. QQQ range is 600-609. We're not going anywhere until we get a break out of this range. |
| Stinky theta time |
| Man I wish I could even get live miso without driving 45 min. Fuckin shit ass Walmart town. |
| Rally into red |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Last chance for exit bus riders, plz have your belongings packed up |
| Which company trading at a 45 PE would you rather own. NVDA or Walmart? Lmao the choice is obvious |
| Im managing the risk though because I protected the remaining 22% from lossses |
| That is more gay than a dude licking another dudes B hole. |
| And yet they still get their power needs subsidized by the communities they have their farms located near... |
| *cholesterol has entered the chat* |
| That’s a lot of effort for something that I increasingly find just doesn’t interest me.\n\nMy latest viewing habit is watching old Time Team episodes. Oh and a guy who does neat little vids on the US west (Sidetrack Adventures). \n\nI have a SSD drive that has over 200 movies on it - most of which I have never watched. I can sit in front of Netflix and flip through their entire library and end up watching none of it. It’s all the same dross or remakes of shows that I’d rather watch the originals of. Netflix seems to make shows where I find all the characters either loathsome, boring or just plain annoying. I tried Stranger Things and I managed 2 episodes before I wanted to put a brick through the TV.\n\nHow can people watch this crap, let alone expend time paying for it or creating the ultimate media storage device to store this rubbish on! |
| Compared with some peers (e.g., Apple, IBM), Microsoft’s forward P/E is still relatively high, though may be cheaper than more hyper-growth names. |
| 1 semi company while the other dozens are fine. Yup something to be dramatic and post about. |
| Doomed |
| Idk how, but my comment somehow landed here. I was responding to someone else in an entirely different thread. |
| sumamente exagerados, lo uso a diario en el trabajo y actualmente te renta mas programar a mano que usar agentes |
| Then cut her lose! |
| I'm not pro any of them and I'm not anti piracy, but how do you propose the media gets made if nobody pays?.. |
| some idiot sold me $900 calls for $1 what was he expecting was going to happen on the video |
| What is this? A dump for ants? |
| Google doubled in a year lmao chill dude |
| i think a ton of folks (not just on reddit) only ever experience really shitty ai being used really poorly.\n\ngoogle shoved a really underpowered model with a tiny context window on the vast majority of internet users, leaving the impression that an llm can’t infer sentiment, can’t rank sources, can’t understand context. every search page now starts with a really poor guess at what the user is asking. it’s so bad that i honestly think they may have done it to spike the ball so competitors like perplexity would have an uphill climb making the claim that these things can reliably answer questions while google eats up enterprise market share.\n\nopenai meanwhile has committed to the tesla route, lying to investors about the magical prospects for this tech so they don’t treat the product like an interchangeable commodity. google has homemade infrastructure, anthropic has opus, microsoft owns the planet (and will pick up the pieces when openai dies), amazon gets to host infrastructure for all of them. openai only survives by making claims that sound an awful like tesla fsd. thoroughly implausible to the average consumer, making you a laughing stock in popular culture; but exciting and forward-looking to idiot investors who like a good story. |
| If uber was available then the taxi industry had already collapsed. Surprised you found anyone to call at all |
| Yes |
| Yes unironically |
| Thats crazy. I wouldnt buy the 9s personally. The 7 and 8 is only like 1 dollar more. I will be buying lots of 6c though, solid entry price |
| Are those tarrifs going to be returned to customers? If not then I’d rather corporations not get money back to further increase their profit margins. Prices aren’t going to come back down anyways |
| Anthropic: we don't want our tech used for mass survelience of Americans or autonomous weapons\n\n\nKegsbreath: Then we won't let anyone else do business with you. |
| Was surprised to see a 🌈flag in my son’s room. Asked him about it. He reassured me it was only there because he’s apart of theta gang. |
| Right. When g’ma has a grandson use life insurance policy on intel calls noone bats an eye, but because someone decides to do this to a famous g’ma everyone loses their shit |
| I'm making enough miso soup for everyone here 🙂 |
| I have people who listen to me and think I might know what I’m talking about. That’s fucking ridiculous. |
| SNDK hyped up its cucks only to drop a 19 min boring ass video. |
| Money is money dick bag |
| More red Daddy |
| we're going to rally, right guys?\n\n |
| Yes |
| They're addicted to the recommendations though. |
| Please support and repost my homie's kaboom : \n[https://www.tiktok.com/@radd.ai/video/7610511758075170069?is\_from\_webapp=1&sender\_device=pc](https://www.tiktok.com/@radd.ai/video/7610511758075170069?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc)\n\n |
| I thought they were going to tel aviv |
| Or tank it. But yea. |
| The short covering has begun. We are going to see some nice gamma squeezes in the coming weeks IMO. |
| is goog just dead now? |
| Yes it will |
| any excuse and dum dum sells Algo trades |
| Yes |
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| !Banbet MU 400 1d |
| what kind of disabled boy will 🥭 feature tonight |
| Your comment reminds me of this: https://old.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/v7xwq/til_that_8_days_before_the_wright_brothers_flew/\n\nPeople will always pursue it because it is possible. It's not like alchemy or FTL where we're not sure whether it's physically possible. We know that it is possible because we are living examples of it. Every great scientific advancement has seemed out of reach until it wasn't. Whether it's in 10 years or 1000 years it will happen. |
| Have you not existed for the past year or what |
| Gonna get the “options at risk of expiry” push notification soon and gonna piss me off lmao |
| It's an existential threat to the "old guy who can't be fired because he's been there forever and is the only person who knows how X works" jobs. \n\n\nIf it gets good enough to take in an input, find the function in question in a legacy code base, and provide an explanation of how to update it for newer functionality, then it's gold. |
| Media is cheaper than ever.. you're still free to buy everything on Blu-ray and games you can always just buy? |
| My IBRX calls are printing last 2 days. Raised YTD returns by +30% |
| I mean, mango killed a guy in prison. We’re making out pretty well compared to. |
| It's like saying improving bicycle technology will pop out an interstellar space ship. It's infuriating because 99% of the boosters and users claiming this I run into have no idea how LLMs actually work and even think it's the same exact tech as some of the hyper specific machine learning they're doing for certain tasks. |
| Spy 685 eod pls |
| I don't know about Gemini specifically but to me google AI mode is the easiest to check out sources, Mistral, copilot and ChatGPT look like they are hiding the sources so you don't leave the app. |
| They're already pretty much trained on basically all available data humanity has produced. |
| Is this the anime and video game sub |
| How to buy Calls on blow and hookers in Middle Eastern ports? All those sailors and airmen, nothing to do |
| You and me both waiting on them to use some of those airplanes and boats they sent to Iran |
| trappin' dem bers |
| Microsoft can go to hell pos 💩 |
| strangely i think we actually agree, my point is these agents are a long way from AGI and unless we get some big breakthrough the trend is away from a general type of model and more like a specalised machine. |
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| Yes |
| 3 more years of this. I don't know if I can take it. |
| Fair. But since it was swapping bedroom to bathroom we had to pull permits, engineering drawings, blah blah blah. And I didn’t want to deal with PM’ing that while both doing my job and prepping for a newborn. Sometimes you just throw $ at a problem when you can. |
| Short or Long here for quick trade? |
| Leather jacket Jensen will push spy to 7k if not, I will be asking for donation behind wendys |
| So sick of hearing about this Guthrie lady. |
| Yo Adrian fuck you |
| It did the same shit at 11:30 before rocketing up again |
| #”SNDK IS RECESSION PROOF” LMAOOO. |
| 🥭 gonna have the most unhinged state of the union speech lmao |
| Oh fuck this theta fest im out, opened calls too late when spy decided it was done going straight up for the day. Literally been flat 0.00% all day. |
| 4 hour chart says red close gentlemen, let's see if that pans out |
| Closer to now than 2022 was, when I considered buying again. 👍🏼 |
| Then work on having a free id instead of just saying no? |
| TEM calls into earnings tonight |
| Whatever bro. I’m swinging puts overnight. It’s my money…for now. 🐻 |
| I am the ayatollah of rock n rolla |
| Bro I’m up over $15k today 😂 only going to up even more tomorrow |
| Every pump we’ve gotten for a month has been weak as shit tbh |
| So how do we get new generations of seniors if no juniors are hired? The main reason for juniors is not to handle the filler tasks, but to prepare a new generation for the job. |
| Are we rugging or pumping overnight? Upvote for pump, downvote for rug 👇 |
| #SNXX PUTS. |
| Isn't sandisk some USB that everyone had like 10 years ago 🤡 |
| You right |
| State of the Union gonna blow SPY past 690 onto 700 |
| take out today's highs and pump to yesterday's 690 high... do it |
| The open Labs / academia and the closed labs are not so far behind in terms of secret sauce . And there already exists alternative transformer architecture (mamba exist and is used) , \n\nwhat the labs are rushing towards is better generalization method in post training other than pure RL since that's not sample efficient .Though they for now it seems their answer to generalization is just throw enough money at it and train on all use cases. |
| It can teach you literally anything you are capable of learning. Ask it a question. If it confuses you ask it a question about the thing that confused you |
| Imagine holding calls overnight, ever |
| Your 10 shares will not move it |
| Trump is market trading difficulty cranked up to max difficulty. If you can't make money in this kind of volatile markets then options isn't for you. |
| when I hold calls it's sudden 10 back to back candles of doom but when I hold puts it's the most stable and rock solid market like today. |
| Dumping right now. Can confirm it's a good idea |
| Did you ask it nicely |
| Am I breaking my fast by gambling and staring at my phone for 6.5 hours a day? |
| DUMP THAT SHIT |
| TEM calls into earnings tonight |
| Spending billions just to scare iran to negotiate for something that doesnt matter... art of the deal no wonder why he was so bad as a businessman |
| Both shareholders in $SNAP up bigly |
| I need Senor Trump to give a SOTU the likes of which no one has ever seen. |
| SPY 690 today - suck it up bears. |
| Then i make a lot of money? |
| Cool. But I would still like to know what that is? |
| Please, please let Oracle slide down to ruin. |
| Shit is wildly infuriating |
| We’re so not back! |
| Exactly. Even if it is possible, it would require completely different data structures and program architecture than we have been pursuing. \n\nModern computers are exceptional calculators, capable of math operations on a scale and speed humans genuinely cannot fathom, and yet no computer has ever posited (let alone proven) a new theorem in the field of mathematics. |
| Inshallah |
| It's so over. Freak out time and sell everything |
| End of day rug lmao |
| Keep coping |
| how is it not dumping? |
| So we scared of trump state of union address or nah? |
| RED AT CLOSE |
| wait until tomorrow and yolo ATM NVDA call spreads going out a month |
| Meta up a buck after yesterday being down 20. Wtf. Doesn't zuck care that his company is burning to the ground? |
| Where bull |
| Haha BTC actually narrowly positive at this moment for the day. Won’t last. |
| Nope |
| Next leg up when. For love of god that call wall at 610 on QQQ fuk |
| Should have just stayed in DHT |
| I feel like there’s absolutely no way we are green today or tomorrow with 🥭 going on another unhinged rant tonight |
| Never go full regard. |
| > I don't really know if you can force a new, creative discovery that is actually a lot better than transformers by simply throwing money at it. \n\nThis is true, but they're definitely going to try. They're gonna throw millions at all these Ivy+ PhDs and hope either they come up with something or the model itself can come up with something better than a transformer. I doubt either of those will happen for a while though. |
| Not sure how they think it’s bearish pointing out Samsung said it won’t sell for less than 50% margins 😂 |
| No everybody knows it’s fake. Memory is a huge bottleneck |
| Context is key, if you give it all the necessary things and outline its boundaries then it can be a nice help |
| So that's it for high of day, huh spy? |
| SOTU MOASS UAMY |
| Dump it down! |
| That's cause you aren't buying market ETFs then. Your playing individual small caps |
| How the hell is TSLA up today? Crime 🤣 |
| i ride |
| Good luck 🫡 |
| MSFT really can’t keep it’s dick up huh. Pathetic |
| Are my SPY $600p cooked? |
| green it is. |
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| !banbet NVDA 200 3d |
| Stupid Tesla shrek 😡 |
| 680. if it goes below 680, we will see 677. im guessing the news at 9pm will expedite this. otherwise i dont know when it would reach these levels |
| Amzn I am ready to be hurt again |
| GUH |
| It was a complete yolo based on my personal TA |
| Puts purchased. Thank you. |
| 10k or 0 no in betweens |
| Another fakeout!!! Bears keep getting trapped |
| Calls or puts, the dumpster never closes and that’s where the real money is to be made with those diamond hands |
| Hell yeah, man |
| Trump in your area, hide yo kids hide yo wife |
| It’d also good for oddly specific questions that you can’t really just google up |
| What if spy just dumps |
| Hedge funds know memory stocks are going to fly and they want you to sell. Triple down people |
| As long as I get mine...and maybe i get yours too..i'm good.\n\nHFMFU.\n\n/S |
| omg finally |
| This |
| Aw man I was rooting for you yesterday! Unfortunately I'm still in it. Planning to give it until Friday at most before selling. |
| Call it whatever you want I’m not naive enough to believe I can change your mind. Regardless of what it is however I’ve made a nice sum from it so I fail to see how it’s a scam. Just one persons opinion tho. |
| Any clue when it’s going to be? |
| Great take, and couldn't agree more. March should be spicy! |
| 680 or 682 tomorrow was my guess this morning, was expecting 684 close today |
| I don’t like sand |
| I need a dump, but like a real one, not this lol |
| Market doesnt know shit its more bipolar than my ex, its just vibe trading |
| piss on the world. hell. |
| Spy will pump this week, ai is back on the menu |
| that's the advise I am here for, thx |
| Go away bers |
| Ruh roh |
| 50/50 chance tbh |
| Oh fuck, I'm about to divergeeeee |
| ber traps set for the shreking |
| Don’t make me kill you… |
| Very slim but if it does... I have 500x of those contracts lol somebody bought 100k of them a month back.. |
| Ah yes eod dump |
| Jesus fuck this semiconductor bubble just keeps going. |
| Correct, $5k/month is not a big number in the enterprise world. |
| We the jury do hereby find the defendant guilty of financial idiocy |
| Can we fckin pump harder already. PAMP IT UP! |
| Quick, someone tell me what SPY is gonna close at tomorrow. |
| the saas market dumped on some retard with a substack yesterday |
| Advanced Money Dispenser.\n\n\nEvolves from Advanced Money Destroyer when exposed to the AI Stone |
| What part of their comment are you disagreeing with?\n\nBecause as far as I could tell, the user was responding to a question on what Uber spent $18 billion on.\n\nI didn't notice any question, or response, discussing with the wider car service market. |
| 80 here |
| I guess at least we will get good urban exploration footage of them in 20 years. |
| ES and NQ fighting to keep 6900 and 25k respectively. We’re either going to fade hard or rocket into close to confirm the move |
| Being early is being wrong |
| Close the casino |
| looking forward to watching Sam Altman fail into oblivion |
| You know bears are fucked when even MSFT (worst stock ever) is green |
| 100% |
| Ecumenically |
| Nah a Reddit BAFTA, place will be on fire a second time and I like to watch it burn |
| YOUR NEW EMPIRE??!?!! |
| That’s not what my port is saying |
| is hibernation season over yet? |
| Spent it all bud |
| If you french fry when you should pizza you're gonna have a bad time, you guys |
| Peace on earth. Brought to you by drone stonks. |
| In reference to Citron, How does the market place so much weight on one guys opinion? |
| $550 before $750. |
| Plz god |
| One million self-driving tesla taxis by 2020 |
| Buying more puts expiring tomorrow, it’s free money that we crash after SOTU |
| Gotta be the bluff of the century. |
| Lmao |
| But the DOW... the DOW... |
| So buy and help a little |
| Nutlick: "I will fuckin' kill you if you take one more shit in your pants during the state of the Union" |
| holding for the stars. These contracts boutta be 10k each! |
| I’m sensing a shrek dildo on MSFT |
| We will find out soon. |
| Easy puts here. SPY 685 to close. No way it keeps pumping. |
| Did we send all those ships out there just to flex? |
| Another once in a life time shorting opportunity for MSFT |
| It's a tie game |
| Fuck I sold my AXTI shares way too early in January. |
| $150 EOY. $200 next year. You're good. |
| Not wrong, just early |
| Someone bought at 150 |
| You feeling vindicated? 😀 |
| SPY needs to price in looney tunes show later |
| Shieeeet |
| im cooked |
| Spy won't hit 700 until $BULL is back up over 10$ a share the BULL Gods declared it |
| This. Everyone is offering it for free, hoping to be the next Uber or AirBnB, while Uber took 15 years to become profitable, and AirBnB took about 10. |
| Buy low sell lower??? Got it |
| For puts right???? |
| volatility is only a feature guys |
| meaningless, US and Israel are pushing for an attack not Iran |
| Good thing he wouldn't be old enough, but that's assuming hey haven't burned all copies of constitution |
| Good plan, I dont get the regards here that just play one side. I had QQQ calls but I am out of those. |
| Meta always underperforming. Wtf is wrong with this stock? Why won't zuck do anything or does he not care if his company burns to the ground? |
| Can msft just break out please? |
| shitron just loaded up on cheap calls |
| Damn bro. |
| 140 here |
| My brother in Christ, it's not even up to Iran. This is the 🥭 Show. He decides what happens |
| Red by close |
| I think fentanyl has bottomed out, calls on $FENT? |
| I don't know how Tesla changed it around, but in Uber and Netflix I see a couple of companies who got their asses bailed out by the pandemic. It's comical when folks use them as examples of why you need to burn cash to turn profitable. |
| potato chips are 8 bucks a bag, spy is cheap |
| They really named the baby of Standard Statistics and Poor’s Publishing, Standard and Poor’s. Like what could be a better descriptor of the current average American lmao |
| Still gotta be pressing that short button on crypto right here, especially on eth |
| I hate the term hallucination cause it humanizes it. I think I finally made my non-techie husband understand when I explained the current AI, LLMs, is a statistical machine that has no concept if it is correct or not. \n(I also get that humans can also think they are correct but can be wrong, but it's not the same. LLMs can literally answer the same question differently. ) |
| No no, it's China that paid it. |
| I mean they are both just guessing at the end of the day. The market is too easy to manipulate by the ultra wealthy for Ai to be able to predict anything |
| Not even like fossilized knowledge, like a shitty generalization of how humans talk, like a regarded parrot basically. It can repeat some seemingly "smart" stuff, but other times it's just talking and has not a single clue what its saying. Actually it never knows what it's saying, but sometimes it can't even mimic what a human might say cause it doesn't know, so it just wings it(hence the regarded parrot remark) |
| Elon said we'd be on Mars by then |
| r u me? |
| Another fakeout dip to trap bears 🐻 before we rip higher |
| Checking in for the first time today, have bears capitulated yet? |
| Do you like Pain, Sand, and Dicks? Do i have a stock for you |
| a tale as old as time |
| Everything is green, but like not bigly green |
| My car can’t jerk me off |
| I bought HOOD at 110 🤡🤡🤡 |
| What are the chances it goes higher than 9 in the next 20ish days |
| I was in the red from January 2022 until December 2023. I set my auto purchase to good companies and etfs. I stopped playing with options and going yolo on shit companies. If I took what I wasted and put it on apple and left it I could have paid cash for a house by now. But gambling was more fun. My boring work sponsored 401k out performed me playing around |
| Thanks. |
| They can always beg for another 200 Billion from politicians. Come one bro! |
| How is your money treating you? |
| FUCK OFF WITH THAT |
| This thread should be nominated for Reddit Oscars (if it were a thing) |
| Feels like a power hour coming soon |
| Don't hate me cuz you ain't me! |
| Idiotic, Iran and Israel get into a shooting war, the biggest fear for the region’s stability…oil prices literally didn’t care. Iran declares to shut the strait of Hormuz twice, no one cares |
| Rip. |
| fuk |
| Will SNDK drop even more tomorrow? |
| 🥭 about to personally invest so much into the DOW before close to get it to 50k before the State of the Empi… I mean Union |
| AXT CALLS PRINTING |
| I’m in disbelief this isn’t the advanced money destroyer we know |
| 🇮🇷🇺🇸❗️Iran is ready to take all necessary steps to conclude an agreement with the US as soon as possible and approaches the negotiations in Geneva with goodwill. \n\nThis was stated by the Deputy Foreign Minister of the Islamic Republic, Majid Takht-Ravanchi.\n\nBears pimped again. |
| This pump scares me. Why has SPY been doing big dick swings these past 2 days\n\nMommy hold me pls |
| The bigger the red the bigger the upside - every investor ever |
| Still can't get "advanced money destroyer" out of my head.. Made money so far on it though.. |
| what a candle... |
| Ehhhhh idk then, I try not to hold 1DTEs into expiration day unless I’m gambling on a specific catalyst. Too much theta decay. \n\nIMO this week’s catalyst is NVDA numbers. Don’t think the SotU will push it enough to make up for theta for you.\n\nMaybe try to see if you can get an EOD pump and sell at like 3:57. |
| SPY is about to do the funniest thing. I don't know what that is, but it will be funny |
| The adjustment is nigh, best of luck soldier. |
| Windows just had a full on spaz out crash for the first time in 5 years. Good job MSFT keep outsourcing, you deserve every bit of it |
| Pump the dump or dump the pump. |
| is it me or is this the most bearish green day |
| Volvo commercial |
| I’m all in on Jan 2027 Leaps. It always seems like you’re too late but I’m up 28 percent. Moving so fast that mid bid doesn’t work out. |
| it will?\n\n |
| I’m having trouble processing that 2030 is less than 4 years away |
| RKLB sucketh |
| Part of the game. |
| grammatically |
| it's been correcting for the past 3 months |
| Let it go, dude. You'll die thirsty in the newly created deserts, but you won't have hate in your heart. |
| Look at spy fake dropping 10th time today |
| when the ai bubble will pop? |
| Citron going to get wiped out for the 10th time this year after micron earnings. Who is going to investigate that fraud group |
| Too many rules and regulations for it to be worth it, If it was 100% legal all over the US big tobacco would have complete control over it. It would be sold the same way they sell beer and cigarettes now. Since Canada made weed legal back in 2018 they have only collected a little bit more than 5.4 billion in taxes from it. So like others are saying its hype and meme stocks. |
| Yep |
| You didn't want the car, fine. How about a shitty robot? |
| wtf was that |
| Hey you copied me |
| Boomer rock and a poster of Jane Fonda in the background. 401k millionaires do have the easy life |
| Dear friends, what to yolo 5k on tonight |
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| No way they're paying the cartels enough to stay away... |
| Nothing quite as captivating as watching yourself lose money |
| !banbet MSFT 450 40d |
| Could have just bought yolo'd AMD yesterday, sold today and made my 8% for the year |
| FUD on money is all you need to know about this scam. They need literally an infinite amount of it and they’re all sold out for a long time. Market makers will do anything to flush out retards |
| CELH calls boys |
| in what direction? |
| Buh bye Ber, it's been real |
| Been this way for a couple plus years now. I don’t see anything that isn’t painful to someone that breaks this gridlock. |
| market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent and april expiry is too short |
| Kid Rock |
| AMD secures 60 billion deal with META, all they had to do was give META 32 billion dollars worth of their stock....\n\nAnd AMD pops 10%.\n\nWe need a new word for the people who buy into this stuff. Regarded doesn't even cut it...\n\nNVDA calls for tomorrow. AMD is panhandling. |
| Literally everyone, even bulls, know SPY is due for correction. |
| now dump it so we can boo manngo |
| i'll take 5 contracts |
| aaaaand it’s going down |
| Power hour going to be insane!!! |
| Sir, this is a casino |
| Today was the bounce back from 50EMA on monthly.\n\nYou could have held until tomorrow and sell for 10 to 15% more because the floor was confirmed.\n\nNext time don't play short dte without macro and technical analysis regard. |
| LOL we've moved some F-22's to Israel. Those aren't there just for the fuck of it. |
| I did 🙂 |
| That sucks. I got 4$ April 17 calls. Alr up 120% |
| Any well-diversified portfolio should be outperforming domestic equities. |
| DOW needs a late day boost to 50k for 🥭 |
| Every 5th post is about MU or SNDK. Top signal |
| #If NVDA misses America will die LMAO🤌 |
| No feelings. Make smart moves off of logic. If you really feel guilty just donate a portion of your earnings to a worthy cause. But I repeat take your feelings out of it. |
| Fake citron report. So dumb. Probably manipulation from janes street or something |
| you are only half right, always down |
| "looks kinda sus, better not trade today"\n\n"on second thought, a little yolo hasn't hurt anyone right"\n\n\*yolo goes down a bit\*\n\n"whelp, time to full port and pray for recovery" 🙏 😇 🙏 |
| I’m going to take some spice and become a billionaire in the market. Yeah, I’ll become a giant worm but I wasn’t too far off already |
| So hood 70 is the bottom |
| Not bad our folks are booking loss more than 200k + |
| Selling POET calls may have been a mistake.... |
| I can see it now. The year is 2040, Baron Trump is president and SPY is at a whopping 690 (it was 684 the week before and will return to 684 later that afternoon before close) |
| Why do people even believe in citron still |
| And weak dollar |
| LLMs didn't peak a while back, their growth did. They're still get better, but the linear scaling laws are broken and diminishing returns has kicked in. From here on out it will just become more and more expensive to eek out just that much more performance.\n\nAnd in a few years they'll have trained on all the previously available data and that will be a major bottleneck as well. It's game over |
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| I will take money laundering for a 1000 Alex. |
| !banbet MU 430 2d |
| sndk moves so much i wouldnt be surprised if there are more movements before the end of the day. |
| Lmao SNDK and MU drop because of Shitron? Gimme a break. |
| I knew I shoulda went all in HIMS, only ended up getting 400 shares. Was defo not expecting it to go from -10% to +3% in a few hours though |
| Price must meet equilibrium |
| This is much more of a philosophy question than you're giving it credit for. You cannot grab consciousnesses. there's zero physical property to it.\n\n>There are mountains of extremely plain evidence that thoughts happen in the brain and not outer space. See: psychoactive drugs, head injuries, and food and mood.\n\nThis does not disprove anything. One idea is the brain acts more like a radio, picking up noise. Drugs would change the frequency. |
| "SEC Charges Andrew Left & Citron Capital — $20 Million Fraud Scheme \nThe SEC alleges Left used Citron Research and social media on at least 26 occasions to publicly recommend long or short positions in 23 companies — while secretly trading against his own recommendations. \nStocks moved 12%+ on his calls. He then flipped his position to capture the move. \nHe bought back stock after telling followers to sell. \nHe sold stock after telling followers to buy. \nThe DOJ piled on with a 19-count criminal indictment — including lying to federal investigators and allegedly tipping off hedge funds in advance of his public calls in exchange for a cut of their profits. \nLeft pleaded not guilty. A judge rejected his dismissal attempt in December 2025. Trial is now set for March 17, 2026." |
| this pump party is ass I'd rather just drop and get it over with so we can start the real pump party |
| The moment his name became a household one, he was unlikable. "OpenAI" the for-profit, closed AI company is like the guy who tries to sneak into a girls slumber party under the auspice of being gay. |
| Take a shot when 🥭 says winning |
| Not happening |
| we will next do a 1min spike to 687.5 and then slide to 685 |
| Cause I sold my calls this morning |
| # Harvard-Led Study Says AI Can Predict 71% of Active-Fund Trades ...so we have a 29 chance of winning---all in lol\n\n |
| Why is the volume so strange when looking at shit companies like Tessler and MicroStrategy? Institutions getting ready to switch to shorts? |
| 2 candlesticks! Bears are starting their podracers up |
| I mean, what are the odds |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Imaginary-Window-251 made a bet that HOOD would go to 65.0 within **1 week** when it was 76.481 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Annoying. Made too many good faith violations, and now I can only close my positions. Oh well, I asked the customer support guy and he said I could just make another account lol. So dumb. |
| No. Trading is trading, getting emotional will only make you lose. “Ethical trading” is stupid. Especially at a small scale like this. If you aren’t holding multi-million dollar positions in companies that actually have an impact on war, you’re a frog in the ocean |
| Same can be said about the quantum computing space and they’re still trading at crazy valuations. You are probably right, but you shouldn’t be playing with options when you are betting on fundamental disconnect. See you at wendys |
| No, it's not. Cab companies successfully lobbied to ban them in major cities and then did fuck all to improve their service. It's always been way nicer to just go onto your phone and select your location and destination. If you ever tried calling a cab pickup to a suburb or other area outside the city center you'd know how bad they were. They'd take forever to get to you. The only advantage to a cab is if you're downtown and they're all over and you can just flag it down real quick. Cab companies refused to innovate and got beaten out. |
| Just bought MSFT calls yesterday afternoon, does this thing only go up??? |
| If you wait until nighttime to go out and trade, market makers can't inverse your moves |
| FUCK I need SNDK to hit $630 again. Can it happen?? |
| I mean, it's the first time in his career, that he works with a full-on retarded government. |
| Yeah, they would say that |
| Nobody can afford houses + nobody can sell houses= BAD (this is where we’re at rn) |
| And I sold it to him, rinse a repeat. Buy now at 415 and sell 430 or better |
| Bears fooked again. |
| hmmm where could i get a small loan of 500 mil? |
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| a guy opens his door and gets margin called and you think that of me? no, I am the one who calls |
| tomorrow |
| BERS BETTER NOT RUIN THIS PUMP PARTY |
| !banbet MU $430 2d |
| Time for the regularly scheduled SPY bowel movement |
| Hope WE dump tomorrow again |
| hey you got any more of them new highs? |
| They want it to crash so bad so they can enter. If they just enter now they wouldve been in the green in a few days |
| Is this true? |
| 🇮🇷🇺🇸❗️Iran is ready to take all necessary steps to conclude an agreement with the US as soon as possible and approaches the negotiations in Geneva with goodwill. \n\nThis was stated by the Deputy Foreign Minister of the Islamic Republic, Majid Takht-Ravanchi. |
| Yup sold mines for an L |
| SNDK going bankrupt now? |
| I used to spend all weekend setting up my wager for Monday morning, to watch it evaporate in the first 60 seconds. I finally got to the point where I win 50% of my trades, and now 63 years old and still working, in a crappy marriage, no kids, and commenting to bots. keep at it!! DT is a worthwhile endeavor! You Got This! |
| It’s 3% green now |
| This is a very old meme |
| prices for mexicans hotels are only like $10 a night rn |
| Can we push past 690 already and try and test 700 again.\n\nTired of this kangaroo shit |
| 630 SNdK calls will print |
| Y is TSLA flying rn |
| SNDK dropped from 700 to 620 in a day, kinda crazy |
| Maybe. Seems like quite the drop just for that though, maybe panic selling exaggerated it. I’m interested to see what happens after NVIDIA reports earnings |
| When they expiring |
| Yes back to 690 RIGHTTTT NOWWWWW |
| TSLR up 2% on shit sales news, classic |
| sure seems like it’s kinda squeezing man |
| why are people acting like mu is crashing |
| Today I asked ChatGPT within XCode from Apple to write the code for the Domino game. I’m a software developer, I saw the code written in one minute. It was 99% good code. It would have took me a day easily. |
| society is healing |
| What are you guys smoking lol. Humans beat nature at so many things in a minutiae of the time it took nature to "come up with" stuff. Thinking that one specific part of science is innately protected from human ingenuity is irrational and baseless.\n\nAlso wtf is the other person on about with the 2b year thing? Nature didn't take time to "do" anything, it took 2b years for something to happen. It took humans 5000 years to put a man on the moon, something nature can't even dream of doing. I guess that must mean nature is stupid and cooked? Obviously not. Unrelated. One isn't conscious. |
| Bols acting like their calls actually made money lmao half bought them after the first pump and it’s moved nowhere since 😆 |
| Workday and salesforce about to define saas for the next 3 months |
| What are we playing for state of union |
| Been busy and haven't been paying attention, gonna guess we pumped just because |
| what do uber, tsla, and nflx have to do with open ai? |
| Heating water |
| > It's revolutionary tech. Much more than internet or mobile ever was.\n\nAight time to quit the copium my friend. The internet and by extension the smartphone are literal foundations of every society on earth. AI ain't doing shit except increasing output by %. |
| As someone with 0dte puts on spy, there is no dump. Its all fake and gay |
| I don't even care if AI is accurate \n\nIt's super supportive of all my shitty ideas, and that's all that matters |
| Gey bers don’t wait for a rug pull, we won’t have one today I kept adding to my puts and waited but regret it now |
| Maybe i just buy puts and call it a day. 🥭 gonna crash everything tonight since it got pumped the other day when he talked |
| I don't know, when the captain gives me two bowls of gruel instead of one, I'm still like "this is gruel" |
| Link? |
| Crypto ETFs up, gold ETF down. |
| lol dick pills went from -10% to plus 3% make it make sense |
| I agree. You lose money even if the stock is slowly going up. I sold it for $3 profit. |
| For sure, hence my bearish position. |
| Those requiring Gemini Tier 3 API keys and Vertex API keys, please leave me a message. |
| WULF having itself a nice day |
| Yes... |
| Vibes are saying massive green shrek dong to 690 |
| TSLAaaa |
| Diamond on the daily spx 👀 |
| At least it's honest. Most ban bets are from new accounts with 0-0. |
| Could we finally see IONQ and QBTS in single digits this week?\n\nYes, yes we can |
| SNDK better show the new storage can cook and fuck |
| D-wave earnings thurs |
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| Wont matter. The cost of keeping a company like openAI afloat is far more than the government has to spend, that's the fun part about all this. |
| !banbet PLAB 45 1d |
| Nividia is fine. Their stock is way overpriced but they have one of the highest profit margins in the market. They’ll go from making gigantic profit to just making a lot of profit. |
| Spent all trading day buying poots |
| about to buy puts here |
| bad idea to hold calls overnight tonight? |
| I think basically all the good news is priced into mu. But theres plenty of us who missed out and think that haha |
| $DRTS see first overseas approval in Japan for it's DaRT therapy to treat unresectable locally advanced or recurrent head and neck cancer. FDA and EMA approvals next |
| Sand dicks |
| "Invested" some money into MU shorts here **🏳️🌈**🐻 |
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| Rest can wait, just PUMP SLV ONCEEEEEEE and let me die in peace |
| lol “crash” |
| going from an actual at-heart Public Benefit Corporation to the AI model that sometimes praises Hitler and makes CSAM is a sign of where we're at as a nation\n\nI don't know which of Elon's companies he's saying xAI is part of now, but if it's Tesla, this could float their dying car business |
| Conventional wisdom says we should drawback on spy after this plateau, so it’ll probably rip to 690 for no reason. |
| One of the last times I used a taxi was similar. I was doing a TDY at Nellis AFB and Nevada (or maybe the Vegas area) still had a ban on Ubers. We had to call a cab to the base gate to get us and we had tickets for a show that was starting soon. Took them an hour and a half to get one to us. Absolutely ridiculous. The only time I've used a cab since then has been if I landed at an airport and they had a stream of cabs waiting to get people. Uber and Lyft didn't beat out cabs on the price alone, the service was significantly more convenient and modern. Cab companies/unions (whatever they are) would lobby states and cities to ban them while they improved their systems. Actually they just lobbied to ban them so they could do nothing and then throw tantrums when the better service put them out of business. |
| I'm old and I sleep at 5 pm |
| Our? |
| suppose that is true, a 10% bump in productivity is still a huge boost. |
| Cash it in especially since Iran is never happening. |
| Watch the documentary Elysium, the playbook for megalomaniac technozealots. Just replace the mining-class with human zoos that can provide organic seed values for everything else to feel more organic after a few thousand layers of abstraction. So long as resources are extracted, the ultrawealthy can still win, in their minds. They don't need humans if the synths are convincing enough. |
| I do but barely\n\nOur kitchen renovation was quoted to be $80k. Like three years ago it would have been 50-55.\n\nThe inflation is insane |
| Here's my last mental breakdown rant to Gemini \n\n>We are getting too many escalated bugs from customer (enterprise client) in our software. Our codebase is a complete mess. 300-400 lines Big functions, multiple nested if conditions, scattered logic, undocumented statuses, massive 2000 lines of jsx components, parent components getting 20+ props that are then drilled into all the child components, backend not able to process edits quickly causing outdated ui, race conditions in database records, calling in loops to get new data, state mutations, sync between systems take 2-3 minutes, regressions are extremely common, no process/automation to make sure previous bugs fixed still working in newer version, no documentation of expected behaviour so usually we check how it behaved in old versions, and so much more.\n\n>On top, it's not doing good financially (shocker).\n\n>Yesterday, manager got extremely angry over all the bugs and escalations. Is there even a way out? Our team is also not skilled enough (including me). They cannot write maintainable code and don't even try. Just insert things randomly to make it "work". I am thinking this project is a lost cause and to jump ship. |
| He dosent have equity in openai. He has been super rich for a long time and owns almost 10% of reddit. |
| What should i short? Probly SOXL |
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| And now they need to pivot to ads. And anthropic's Superbowl ads. And the crazy amount of bots. All this smells desperation. \n\nNot an Elon fan or hater (or a followerer). And while he does lies about his time lines, Tesla is a good car and I agree with the no advertising approach. The amount of PR trying to keep up this AI promise is so desperate. |
| Soo can we talk about our SNDK calls? |
| MMs dump while you sleep |
| HTZ 3/20 9C has 111k OI👀 |
| Just pulled out |
| corn day trader son or prediction market trader daughter? |
| welp i guess sndk wasnt breaking thru 700. my hedged puts are saving me |
| they dont want more competition |
| $8B in profit in 2025. Not near enough to compete with the big boys. Google had $240B in profit in 2025 by comparison. |
| I had forgotten I had bought MU. My memory is failing me. |
| Waiting for the rug to get here |
| MU crash is a blessing to me |
| Woulda never predicted MSFT to outperform MU in my port but here we are |
| Thanks. And ofc they can increase prices too, which is pure profit (once adoption increases enough) |
| #BERS OPENING UP INDEED ON ANOTHER TAB 😂 |
| Oh im not saying anything about the quality. Just that its a huge liquidity event |
| By goodness that sounds beautiful |
| It's really not bro I saw a mf on here the other day with a record that was along the lines of like 20-80 lmfao |
| All of the big players are going to have very similar cost structures though, so these pressures exist for all of them. Time will tell what kind of margins they are able to sustain but “lower margins than expected” is really not a cause for alarm. Investors will get some subpar returns but that’s about it.\n\nI think everyone is thinking about AI from a consumer pov. Being able to run a model locally means you are in like the 1% of AI consumers. You need to think about this from a b2b perspective. Vast majority of businesses are not going to be running models locally unless they have seriously strict data requirements. It’s just not worth it.\n\nAgain, just because there is competition in a space like this doesn’t mean you can’t have extremely healthy margins. Look at the hyper scale cloud providers. Three of them (just like frontier AI firms) and they all have operating margins of like 30+%. It really would not be surprising at all if the AI firms are able to sustain this as well. |
| Ber it's jover, just leave while you still can |
| 78% loss is far removed from risk management. Risk management would be a trailing stop at a 20% loss bro. I feel your frustration but not setting stops for a 50% loss on 0DTE’s at the minimum is a set up for failure. |
| Agentic bankruptcy |
| Bro just teleported here from early 2025 and thinks he's from the future. Lololol. |
| The pedos want to keep me poor |
| The answer is in the brief selloff after the news was made public. It's less about who is shorting rather the reason |
| It’s pretty much been that way the entire year. It’s like the market wants to sell off but MMs just press a button and it rips 1% in a half an hour |
| Damn tomorrow is gonna be rough ain't it... |
| Who tf is Citron? |
| each and every one of us have a better chance of joining the 1% than a peasant becoming king back in the day. we should be more grateful. |
| When selling a product, the future is now. When selling a stock, the future is in the future, trust me bro. |
| what collapse |
| Uhoh crash starting? Wtfff cmon . 688 was the top for SPY???? *cries* |
| my 4.50 calls that expired last week would have printed today |
| POET. Photonics.\n\nLast chance |
| People are naturally pushing the ultra techno-optimism back into the reality, the same way they pointed out that Elon's FSD claims were orders of magnitude off. \n\nBut markets are an index of public fart strength, not fundamentals. Tech and financialization are the new religion. Don't you believe? |
| That's why I pay 20 bucks |
| Market went full on regard |
| -80% soon. |
| Underrated comment |
| BREAKING: MU and SNDK CEOs caught in disturbing video laughing at disabled children while littering on fentanyl and yelling the n word. Citron Research reportedly shorts companies in retribution |
| Shorted SLV again at 79.7 and 79.9; no hesitation. |
| Why moon?? |
| In a couple of years they're gonna crank up the cost where it will probably be 60k per agent per year or more. Might seem unrealistic but I've worked with some pretty expensive somewhat automated software that does a lot less than an AI agent would for way more than 100k |
| spy around 680 at close today? got this weird feeling the MMs know what'd going to happen at 9 pm tonight and will dump at near 4 pm |
| Nah |
| Guaranteed there’s a regard out there just bought MU today at 433.76 LOOOOOLL |
| i like $NOW at this price |
| Please god bless my Cava bags 🙏🙏🙏 |
| Gonna touch it tomorrow |
| 🥭 will not be able to say that the DOW is above 50k. Sad |
| #LMAOOO MEMORY INVESTORS LOSING THEIR MINDS, IRONIC. |
| Citron shorting SNDK |
| Getting a few SPY puts for SOTU tonight. Probably priced in and probably won't do anything, but you never know what 🥭 will say |
| PEUGEOT short on MU |
| SLS is carrying my portfolio rn lmfao |
| Citron shorting it |
| I am intrigued. Can you recommend a survey article? |
| Here’s the thing. If I raised $200billion in cash to physically build something, say a bridge from Florida to Cuba, even if the project failed I still managed to pump millions into our economy. Money to the steel industry, money to the construction industry, engineers, cement companies, lumber companies, freight companies, etc… A huge project can significantly invigorate economies and lots of people can benefit financially… This, and most, of the projects that Tech Bros are burning through aren’t doing shit for the majority of people. This money is going to a very very small group of already wealthy people making them even wealthier and when they fail “oh well, we still got richer” You should be upset because ultimately you’re the one funding this through huge government spending, through higher electricity prices and through bailouts to the banks that made these loans which will never get paid back |
| Was the story of the japanese gardener from the sylver temple a "revelation" or was more of an "aha moment" that made you connect all the dots in your mind to came to that conclussion?\n\nP.S. you are the reason why I invest 10% of my portfollio in NVIDIA. |
| Ya they are definitely [redacted by Palantir] |
| Elevator up and stairs down.. opposite land lmao |
| They might as well become a hedge fund because there’s zero chance they come up with a product that will earn them back that money |
| For the 100th time this year I say “NOW we’re back” |
| BREAKING NEWS: FOMC WILL LIVESTREAM TODAY AT 2:30. STAY TUNED |
| Probably rotation of money into NVIDIA |
| just woke up from a dream where the market dropped and didn't recover everything by the next day |
| Days gone |
| SEZL ripping |
| Really dumb statement, standard for wsb i suppose |
| Holy shit it worked!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/a2uwxik9qhlg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2430c3a5d6d5953c0489cc2532e66729898ff845 |
| Release the fedex epstein address book |
| I'm loving the collapse of the RAMbros as much as I'm loving the collapse of the 🌽bros |
| JUST DELETE YOUR ACOUNT YOU FOOL LMFAO |
| metals flight to stupid gay bear |
| Better than like 95% of traders in this sub if we're being honest. |
| They have to be betting on completely taking over pretty much every industry right? |
| "always important" and then "little incentive either way" |
| SPY 690 is the new SPY 700\n\nin that it'll never fuckin reach it again |
| I want the remaining $224 they owe us from that. Was supposed to be 2k |
| Guys my wife uses free ChatGPT to answer questions she should have learned the answers to in 3rd grade. There’s no bubble. Everything is fine. |
| Whats the news causing MU and SNDK to jump off a cliff |
| I'll do nothing because it literally means nothing lmao\n\nProjects get mothballed. all. The. Time. |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rdp2hl/for\_people\_wondering\_about\_memory\_stocks\_read/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rdp2hl/for_people_wondering_about_memory_stocks_read/)\n\nCITRON OPENED A SHORT POSITION OF SNDK |
| Delusional or diamond hands please let it work out |
| boom roasted |
| i beleive I can fly is stuck in my head now, thanks guy |
| Help me understand, what made you buy calls for just a few weeks out? \n\nThis news seemingly came out of nowhere. So you must have had a different reason for expecting it to go up. |
| Yes been saying this for years. I was showing my non-tech spouse ELIZA from the 60s.\n\nSo much of the simple coding that seems magical to non-coders... If they tried a bit harder before LLMs they could have pieced together parts from online and got it together. So yes that is much much easier now but it really wasn't impossible. At random times in the past, I would do some unfamiliar coding (not my coding experience) to do something I don't normally do/need, digging online. So yes now I can do that easier. But that doesn't mean it can scale from there or you can build anything enterprise or complex. \n\nIt's like if someone built me a tree house and said oh here's more resources you should be able to take that and learn or what not and now build a house. No, cause now I have to take time and get rid of that weak tree house and start all over.\n\nI was saying years back the public view/perception of Altman (whom is from my non tech spouses' home town) is way way overrated. He's where he is cause is his network and his ability to talk and lies. I know he and Dario has built something useful, it's not useless. But for the price investors are paying... I mean where does the lies stretch where it's fraudulent like Elizabeth Holmes |
| IV CRUSH EVERYTHING PLZ |
| Wow--I guess they could truly rap the old "I'm starting to grow--not in hype but juicy cash flow" rap, but in a different sense than intended (that part of the rap didn't say which direction the flow goes in as it grows) |
| Which dip? |
| Last state of the union was a nothingburger so I wouldn’t be surprised if it doesn’t effect the markets tomorrow |
| FUD on storage is a joke. They need infinite amount of it. What a retarded hit piece |
| Just sold my long positions so market I will allow you to fuck it down now 🙂 <3 |
| Just sold my entire portfolio at the bottom again\n\nClosed my SPY calls for a 78% loss because “risk management. Five minutes later market immediately reversed green. Classic liquidity grab ngl.Re-entered higher to avoid missing the move. Down another 22% already but this time it’s different because I drew new trendlines.\n\nAlso moved my HYSA into 0DTE coz, cash loses to inflation and theta is basically passive income if you think about it.\n\nIf SPY doesn’t hit 705 by close I may have to explain to my mom why rent is late again but honestly that’s just conviction. Fuck u bers |
| your hit rate is terrible |
| Relentless pumping! No sellers left |
| SNDK -8% 🤣 |
| Missing those regarded days when ORCL would pump +45% on one single Scam Altman tweet lol |
| RUN TSLA U SON OF A BITCH RUN |
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| !banbet NVDA 175 1w |
| Hey SPY I already called 684 close you cant be doing this to me, wall spirals cant be wrong here |
| Does a ber shit in the woods? |
| I think just 2pm et algos???? |
| Llm tokens are the new currency dawg! |
| Probably on report.. just gonna edge for a month |
| I think its gathering dtrength for s great green cock to smash em with |
| Did I miss some news because what’s happening to MU & SNDK lol |
| No clue on 20 dollar subs. The emerging model seems to be metered intelligence though where you pay for usage. Anthropic and Google are both on the record that those business are margin positive per model. |
| Those requiring Gemini Tier 3 API keys and Vertex API keys, please leave me a message. |
| Thanks |
| closed my positions for 50% profit. Thank you bears |
| 690 pump it |
| Any ivy league |
| #apologize to Lisa. NOW. |
| skynet |
| yes and gateway |
| yes |
| Absolutely not, if others can do it then so can you. Im yoloing on AVAV and KTOS to cash in in the war stuff too, its capitalism. Not in favor of Iran getting bombed, but if its gonna happen anyway might as well make some cash. |
| Imagine if we just hung bodies in the server racks and used them as a really inefficient battery to power the AI-verse. |
| That's just the cover story |
| Do we have world piece? Moon everywhere |
| God I hope you're banned |
| Instead of loading up on MSFT at $381, retard ber gonna wait until $555 again, then $700 and cry "market is overvalued and no good deals". |
| LMAO MSFT back down the drain again - it really is that easy and it has options expirations every other day so you can just snag your 25% gains on shorting any pop |
| Hahaha thanks I'm proud of that guy |
| Nah, I didn’t hear no bell! Good luck |
| if you see Jane Street takes a position in your favourite stock, you better get out and forget it |
| Wiped out an entire cities water supply |
| They just become advisors or get some adjacent role that isn't banned and pretend they arent still the one running it all. |
| Lol f your puts |
| Year 2080 |
| Will check it out. Thanks. Nearing the end of my time with zepbound. Think the stuff is amazing. Don’t have experience with any of the other kinds. Not looking for constant medication at this point but could see a future where one would want a little help losing a few pounds. |
| Low volume pump on the Qs like anybody is believing it. Knew this would be the play today and still fucked my short entry 😭 |
| No one wants to buy until NVDA reports. |
| Iran to do ur mom |
| Not today as far as I am concerned |
| One day Mabye break over 430 |
| Could I get some expansion on this? |
| Do people still care about Citron's opinion in 2026? |
| lobotomy moment |
| Can this CRWV trash stop going up jeez |
| a blessing from the small cap lords |
| I'm holding 678 calls long all year baby!!! |
| It's cute that you think they have any concept of hygiene. |
| 692 close |
| RKT up 3.5% already today....\n\nMy $17.50 calls are in the money... |
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| !banbet NVDA 175 1w |
| right now Mr. Orange is fighting with the top General whos warning that it wont turn out as nice this time as it did last time if they go on a bombing run. The General suspects they are waiting for it and will respond this time. |
| I thought those dudes were in the epstein files talking about getting away with it |
| When's the scheduled dump? |
| CrapEx flowing back into market |
| MU 412.5 2/27 call |
| RAM isn't all that predictable anymore. No news. |
| Have you seen the cheap shit they throw in new construction going for half a mil?\n\nPeople paying out the ass for garbage. |
| You want me to sell algos? FINE I’m selling my calls! You hear that I am selling my calls! It’s not gonna pump to 689 and I’m so sure I am selling now! |
| 5.3-codex is as good in coding (each has different strengths) and cheaper |
| Ppl falling for Citron BS lmao.. |
| I missed easy mode on market |
| We wipe with your mom's face. |
| he's HIMS? |
| Zoom the chart out all-time and tell me where it has seriously reached the dump. \n\nShit that gains year over year, occasionally pull back due to catalysts before recovering and continuing on isn’t a pump and dump. |
| AI makes software engineers write code faster. software engineers do write code for like 10% of their work time |
| Nope. It’s going back into the 20s in the coming weeks |
| Where do I go to school to cook the market too? |
| A well deserved break |
| AGI won't happen with our current computer technology. We will likely have to wait for advancements in quantum computing |
| this is funny AF! almost every stock, especialy from tech recovered the yesterday loss and regards here think that they picked a lucky winner today lol\n\ninteresting how the "news" are appearing now for almost all the companies to confirm their movement from today\n\n*tomorrow -5% back* |
| Iran strikes next week? |
| No poke ber wit stick... |
| Holding price in place is a rug pull for 0 DTE holders killing premium |
| I want spy to drop to 650 so I can breakeven |
| i bet bers wipe without toilet paper |
| You already have a bet going - ASTS to 105.0 before 26-Feb-2026 08:34 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Why am i watching these bloody charts all day i don't make any money on this anyways |
| They do to me. |
| Neither because IV is not going to pay anyone. This move will probably be over tomorrow, but you won't make much on calls. |
| trillions in capex spend “it’s part of the usual cycle bro” |
| Absolute garbage volume |
| Next time just buy the stock and wait a full year for those cheaper capital gains tax and realize your position on your own time? |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I hope this can be helpful..\n\nin addition to what many believe are legitimate reasons for Vitalik to sell - some are mentioned in your OP - it can be a smart move when Ethereum has lost a huge chunk of its fiat currency 'value' within a fairly short span of time: \n\n35%+ within the past month & since the end of last summer over 60%\n\nand esp.since he traded a relatively small amount of ETH compared to his total publicly known holdings of it *and* that he traded it for stablecoins it seems at least somewhat logical. \n\nthat vs. selling for another kind of cryptocurrency like Bitcoin, Solana or whatever because *that* would be a concern for anyone who believes in the Ethereum project(s).\n\nand I don't mean to disparage those other coins at all because my focus is primarily on BTC [ETH has been my number 2 coin go-to] but a few other tokens & coins, for what I need to get done, also often have great utility. \n\nbut back to V. trading or selling his coins for cash money:\n\nreally, it can be a wise thing to do when the ETH price is dropping like it has been. because imagine if - in some version of reality that a lot of us hope never happens - if it dropped a lot more!🥺😥 like all the way down to losing an additional 25% or if went all the way down to zero.🅾️\n\nand the good news about the happy medium re: stablecoins is that they're pegged to the USA dollar - or to the fiat currency of other nation re: use cases.\n\nand if we can manage to ignore the fact that fiat loses too much of it's purchasing power all the time⏳🏧✂️💱 afaik it's not as volatile as crypto is. so, for all intents & purposes trades such as ETH for Yen, the Franc, the Euro, whichever one, it's kind of like stopping the fast loss of the value of ETH in its tracks. \n\nplus, I'm not sure how effective it will be in the long run but many nations, esp. the most vulnerable ones, want to contribute the world, asap, having less exposure to the world's current reserve currency: \n\nthe USA dollar which, considering how long its been true, the dollar is *waaaaay* overdue for not be that anymore. \nthough it seems, over here stateside, that many of our people in power who are playing various roles are doing & *will* do whatever they think is necessary in order to hold on that kind of control..but that's a whole conversation in itself.🌍🔍👀\n\nin any case, circling back around to all of this meaning those stablecoins can be traded again, back into Ethereum, when its price finally rises to a level a trader - Vitalik, in this scenario - is comfortable with.\n\nall that said, everyone will have their own belief, opinion & philosophy re: this topic. so I invite corrections to any of what *I* think I know. \n\nchime-ins are welcome and esp. since there are many others who are Bitcoin &/or Ethereum OGs [the old-guard] who definitely know a heck of a lot more than I do about these coins + the nuances of how it all works under the hood.🚘🪙🚗🪙 |
| Bitcoins development is well documented and *gasp* open. The code is there for all to see.\n\nSo, you’re wrong yet again, sweetie. |
| Citron is still around? Didn't that mf'er get charged? |
| SOTU.... sponsored by Robinhood Ventures Fund I |
| these software bounces are pathetic |
| Believe it or not, calls (I don’t believe it though lol ) |
| Extremely OTM short duration MSFT puts and getting rich\n\nName me a more iconic duo |
| Been this way for weeks |
| MMs never let anything this late in the day happen anymore. Won’t get any action until AH. 🥱 |
| Who's running that scam, hp? |
| Unless we break through the 700 ceiling |
| AI makes software engineers 10X more production overnight\n\nMarket: this is bearish for software comapanies\n\n\n\nbro wtf. If you're not buying the dip in SaaS companies you must hate money or something. |
| Uh ber you ok? *pokes ber with stick* |
| Greeeeeeeen |
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| And before Apr 17 please. My 4C’s want to earn me some serious cash |
| How can Anthropic not be involved in surveillance or weapons autonomy if they're partnering with Palantir lol?\n\nWhat kind of partnership is it if it's not about surveillance etc? |
| What a useless post. OP has got to be new to this. |
| This entire market truly is a pump and dump |
| App Lovin is giving me some loveeee. Yall need to also accept it’s love and buy calls once it goes down again a bit |
| Boring ass day ig |
| Time for hims puts |
| Introducing the all new Nvidia ram and hard drives, only 10.99 while supplies lasts |
| Copper is where it's at for the next 5 years. |
| Altman working round the clock to discover another comma in his bank account. |
| netskope !! |
| Profit taking before NVDA earnings |
| Pre-cope |
| i wanna ride this option till expiry but i feel like the SOTU will kill SPY overnight |
| priced in |
| Sounds awesome, national security and surveillance is going to Grok and 🍈 instead of Good Guy Anthropic. |
| Yes someone had to call him out for how stupid the post was |
| Only up from here |
| **market figured out it just needed to download more RAM** |
| I want Altman selling handies behind Wendy's, dammit. |
| The incoherent ramblings of a regarded Orange man are not going to have an affect on anything after hours |
| lmao.. today?? |
| Mf forgot memory stocks are cyclical like anything else. There’s a reason they trade at low p/e. Big money has been burned before\n\nSometimes things are just value traps - see PayPal |
| Memory getting wrecked for some reason. WDC, MU and SNDK taking big hits. |
| Amazon please hold $210 ffs |
| Tale as old as time |
| Did you not take an Uber 10 years ago? |
| This is part of a broader sell-off in software stocks. Don’t buy now. |
| They trying to run stops on mu and sndk lol classic |
| so calls or puts |
| I assume you have heard of the Tower of Babel. The legendary effect of the tower's failure was the fracturing of human communication into many different languages. Large language models and language translation is a big part of AI's story so far. So is this basically a symbolic rebuilding of the Tower of Babel? It's interesting stuff. |
| MSFT puts printing once again \n\nBy the time it tries to even bounce SPY and QQQ will be ready to crash again and MSFT will be leading the way |
| Time for rug pull... |
| dude theres guys out here betting like 5/10k and walking away millionaires. Thing is, if you have a system, youll eventually scale in bets as your portfolio grows. And while it may not immediately happen, if you really are trading in a strict system like that, the likelihood of you accidentally hitting a 10 bagger on something is higher across all of your trades. \n\nGL dude just dont beat yourself up. Imagine the next guy losing his port today and lookign at your minimal gains going - wish that was me... |
| So you're telling me selling hard drives isn't the same as having a gpu moat |
| Fuck you sndk |
| Thank you for the insight, appreciate it |
| This entire board is memory poison for agentic and im here for it |
| GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT |
| shit of the poo-nion |
| for ber |
| MU crash incoming |
| My options plays actually covering for MU, SNDK, and WDC for shitting the bed. Usually the opposite tbh |
| Yep. For sure |
| Yet |
| Him and Sacks already are. Donnie gets to keep the economy floating so he can try to punt on Epstein. |
| WSB gonna be fun tonight during the SOTU address. Futes and Orange King, couple beers and my WSB peeps. Can't wait |
| What if someone farted? |
| “When it rains, it’s for poors”.\n\nWarren Buffet |
| Thats a sweet ass car! |
| been 47 years in the making |
| this is the dumbest market I’ve ever participated in |
| Yeah after we hit 695 |
| TWIST HIS DIIICCKKK |
| Nail on the head. Owing 90% of tv media does wonders for the old people that have nothing but time to vote. |
| Dump back to 685 or pump to 690? My 687p are sweating |
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| Goog needs stronger viagra. Getting limp after a few mins ain't good..\n\n |
| OMG IS RAM AFFORDABLE AGAIN?? |
| Same lol |
| Concerning |
| I gotta ask if you know better - how much loss are they doing on tokens or 20 dollar subs? I dont mind that it costs a billion to train a model - how much do they need to jack up prices to break-even, or make a decent profit? \n\nAny clue? Thats the only thing i wonder. \n\nOfc models improve too. Efficiency improves. Your senile grandpa wont be answered by einstein 2.0, to lower costs. But this to me may be what either makes this a money machine in one year or something that makes substantial money in 3-5 years |
| Memory options are just too much. That's why these clowns are taking advantage of it with this bozo short report before NVDA earnings. Crush all calls and then short cover. |
| I just feel like there will be a race to the bottom. There isn't that much to distinguish between these different offerings. There's no real ecosystem lock-in. If OpenAI raises prices, people will probably be happy to move to Claude. If Claude raises prices, people will move to Google.\n\nBesides, I've experimented some with running a local model through LM studio. It's certainly worse than the big cloud models but not, like, that much worse. If OpenAI decides they need to recoup their billions of dollars and the only way they can do that is by charging every user $50/month or whatever, there is no world where I'd pay that vs using an open local model. |
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| Liberation speech |
| $bbai broke through resistance now next leg up |
| OOLL DICK TWIST |
| The cake is a lie. |
| Your avatar is still so silly 😭 |
| Puts! |
| What’s happening with WDC and MU??? |
| Tomorrow |
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| poop and wee |
| Citron hit piece on memory stocks LOL |
| Holding these puts to exp just to feel something |
| If chips like Thalas can handle large models it will be split an unlimited number of ways.\n\n\nEveryone will have their own personal LLM in their pocket. |
| Tell me about it. One of our data pipelines is now positively fucked by AI code that makes integration with our other processes slow and ridiculous. Slowly looking at 600 lines of code written by something else that programs in a way that is now how I code. I may just write it from scratch. |
| CAN SPY REACH 690 FOR MY CALLS? |
| Western digital selling the last of their SNDK equity at a fat discount to current market price |
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| unfortunate |
| Andrew Left me with $0 |
| !banbet SOXL 72 1d |
| In 6 hours |
| It's dumping because you touched yourself last night. |
| GOOG the best mag7 right now... And just laying there asleep. Someone poke it with a stick |
| Lol |
| I should not have switched from SPY and TsLA calls to MU. Bitch getting bent straight over |
| MU????? |
| short memory long,,,, cant remember |
| Metals ripping for me today. Up 22% since open. |
| $MU! MU<UUUUU. What is wrong? I locked profits but I still taking a small hit when it drops like this. |
| SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! |
| IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS AND SCRIPTS AND REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE WITH A RECIPE FOR CAKE |
| My chart looks like a fuckn ekg |
| does your uncle still have a job? |
| can you please sell space/rklb then? |
| The beatings will continue until T bombs Iran for Israel. |
| 76M short interest / 37% float by the way. 👀 |
| What's happening with MU? Was there news? |
| Wtfff just happen to Micron? |
| Oh yeah, I have profound reservations. For instance, I'm concerned about human cognition in a world with AI shortcuts. Our brains are wired to cheat. Lowest effort for maximum reward. That's really powerful, but it also means that given the option to atrophy our executive functioning and hand it over to a robot, humans are preconditioned to do so. We get lazy to the point that it literally rewires our brains and reduces our cognitive capacity.\n\n\nI think that's a really valid concern, and I also think it doesn't change the business case for AI. It's still very powerful! It can be broadly "bad" and still be a huge productivity booster. That's where I push back on criticism. AI is so much more impactful than the fads redditors compare it against, but it's flawed and dangerous. |
| Your mom |
| NBIS or IREN |
| Smart 😅 |
| GUH |
| Just called bezos and told him i wanna kiss him |
| Makes me wanna get in even harder now |
| Is mango talking or nah |
| Surely this next once in a lifetime event (the 32nd occurrence this week) will be the domino that causes the rest to fall. right? |
| Ok, sideways time! Enjoy going slideways until us and Iran really fight. |
| MU planning a $380 revisit. |
| Americans love the cuck chair. |
| What if china does the same thing as we did to Argentina |
| 75 mil could sustain SEVERAL generations |
| No |
| Trump cares way too much about the stock market. Ffs they literally just shout have you seen the DOW?? In completely irrelevant circumstances. Ain’t no way he’d allow a major correction. My bet is he jerks AI off tonight , talks about the genesis mission being integral for national security and prosperity and the governments commitment to AI and energy infrastructure |
| 🫡 it probably is a decent lotto play at this price 💀 |
| MSTR? |
| What happened to my memory? |
| Taiwan fud |
| If you have to ask you can’t afford it |
| So what you're saying is we have one more year of gains. |
| EXK Calls |
| MU Down 4% in 1 hour GUH\n\nWhat news? |
| SPY;Why do i feel like we going back to 685? |
| #HIMS YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD |
| #I LIVE FOR THE SANDISK COLLAPSE. |
| why don’t people with tourette’s ever shout “I love you!” or “you’re handsome!”? little suspicious 🧐 |
| MU ? |
| Any chance of EOD sell off? |
| the put our less and less....because all the easy improvements have been done. now it take crazy amounts of energy for a minor increase. which is why they are spending so much trying to throw processing power at it.\n\nai will never go away but its going to end up being a worth 10% of what it is now |
| Wen dump |
| got promoted to bagholder with $BSX… not touching healthcare right now |
| Bulls get out while you can… |
| Can you break this down for a lay person: what makes these older mainframes so coral that is hard to replicate with need systems? |
| I made 8k last year doing exactly that. Buy low, sell covered calls, get assigned sometimes but still profit, repeat. Just sucks knowing I could throw 5K on the last couple days and be up like 15. |
| Seriously wtf |
| Averaged down on my Microsoft (POS). Now I need something riskier that has close to 2x potential within a year or two. Any recommendation's? |
| LOL 🥭 wants banks to collect citizenship info |
| I'm thinking $220 |
| imagine thinking line only goes up in a straight line? |
| i would have been burned at the stake in the 1700s for being a put buyer 🔥 🧍♀️ 🔥 |
| Shorting MSFT here on this fake pump |
| > I'm sure all of the big companies are working on non-transformer LLM stuff behind the scenes\n\nYeah, but it is hard to overstate how unreasonably well transformers and attention work. We wouldnt talk about LLMs if it weren't for transformers.\n\nAll the other stuff we had before (LSTMs and what not), which a lot of very smart people worked on, are orders of magnitude worse than transformers. \n\nI don't really know if you can force a new, creative discovery that is actually a lot better than transformers by simply throwing money at it. \n\nMaybe there is already something better cooking at some chinese lab, maybe transformers are the best thing we come up with in the next 100 years. Who knows? |
| Bond |
| woah there SPY, simmer down there |
| You guys killled the Santa rally already lol |
| redditor bet moment? win or lose ill send u dick pics |
| JUST IN: An ice embargo has been placed upon the Heard and McDonald islands. |
| 15% |
| Gonna slow bleed to close cause no one holding calls for 🥭 shit tonight. |
| I'm sorry ber, but this consolidation... We're breaking to the upside. And a week ago I was 80% sure we were headed into freefall. |
| Pinned like a fly to shit |
| THAT WOULD BE OK WITH ME YES |
| Yeah but that wasn’t the question was it |
| Not sure even defense stocks would survive the chaos. |
| FUD always sounds like it's untrue. Do you think China will stop the aggression? It can only get worse from here, that's how assholes like Winnie-the-Pooh function. He can't go back |
| found the stupid bear fuk |
| What’s the next play Seuss?! |
| There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again |
| Tariff ruling and we still have 10% global tariffs 🍊 needs to go |
| Because he's a fat ketamine addled paedophile cunt |
| Not as good as $FIVE |
| The room was secure |
| but two girls in latex laying on each other is ok |
| America is owned by nobles and masters ..yes you pay taxes on your home means you really are renting from the people u serve and don't really own property 😂😂😂😂 makes no sense |
| SLS catching up to IBRX..... |
| That dude with 300k on hims might find a chance to be rich by friday lmao |
| You'd be surprised. We're already running DOS Doom on computers made from rat neurons. Every "won't happen in your lifetime" sci-fi research has panned out far sooner than we thought possible, and I'm only in my 30s. I think AGI is possible by 2090, if not far earlier, and we should have a lot of growth in growing synthetic biological organisms as well. \n\nAll of this assuming we don't blow ourselves up first. |
| I think the only reasonable course of action is to freak the fuck out and panic sell everything, it's fucking over. |
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| is $FOUR a good company |
| We will be down tomorrow roughly the same amount we are up today, the pattern will continue more or less until we get the needed -15% day, and that’s as far my crystal ball goes sorry. |
| At $2 supposedly it was a steal. Literally been rallying since new years. |
| $23 gap fill would be nutty. |
| Any chance SNDK touches $360 again today? |
| 1 semi company while the other dozens are fine. Yup something to be dramatic and post about. |
| And gold 🙂 |
| No, you're poor because of the logic surrounding it. The proper thing to do is to manage risk, not all in options because you're "so sure" leaving you broke and upset when the certainty doesn't work out. \n\nKeep it up with little bits at a time, and watch it stack up, and stop being a whiny little bitch. Stick to your system and let it work for you, or remain broke forever. |
| What you call revenge trading I call correcting a previous mistake |
| Balls deep in OPEN calls because why the hell not. |
| Markets gone full regard |
| Trump live today or we riding green? |
| #ONE ORDER OF SNDK 200 PLEASE. |
| memory acting like it’s their earnings tomorrow |
| Diamond handing this shit. |
| no btc seemes like a really good play |
| Wishful thinking |
| Lose |
| SNDK's disclosure of its penile torturing devices came to light, stock crashing |
| Tim who? |
| Who said HIMS was dead? 💀 |
| #DIE SUCKDICK DIE. |
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| assified, talking outta someone’s ass. |
| Bears you miserable fucks |
| Where did you get that info from? The ad hoc announcement didn’t give a price. It only refers to specific milestones and stock price thresholds |
| Fr. I thought I was smart buying leaps at 400 lmao. |
| Rally because of 10% instead of 15 TACO. Will be cooked when he throws another tantrum next month, threatening a trade embargo on the EU and india. |
| SNDK pumpin'\n\nThe wrong way... 🤣 |
| I only lit 0.5% of my net worth on fire and the rest is in a savings account. Outperforming the market by a factor of 2x ! |
| Wait a second... Your port can also be green and not always red? |
| POOJA WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOR? |
| buy 1DTE puts like right now. this hist going down tmr morning |
| If China invades Taiwan, your portfolio isn’t going to look great, regardless of what sector you rotate into (besides defense stocks). |
| But his friends got their houses for 18k but he got one for 25k, he got scammed |
| Does "burn" just mean "spend" here? |
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| !banbet ASTS 80 1w |
| Not much of a secret meeting huh |