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| 688 peeeeeees |
| If you're really Bill and Ted, what's your favorite number? |
| Samesies |
| 🤖 |
| Capitalism at it's finest |
| 4 days in a row green, we may never be red again! |
| 2 stocks? |
| 🫦SPX 6900 🫦\n\n🫦SPX 6900 🫦\n\n🫦SPX 6900 🫦\n\n🫦SPX 6900 🫦\n\n🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤\n\n🫦SPX 6900 🫦\n🫦SPX 6900 🫦\n🫦SPX 6900 🫦\n🫦SPX 6900 🫦\n🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/LavishnessTimely7372** bet **SLV** goes from **64.35** to **70.0** before **06-Jan-2026 12:29 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 3 wins and 12 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet $SLV $70 14d |
| Now that Mamdani is NYC Mayor, maybe Muslims can open a deli with great pastrami, but the sandwich doesn't cost $37 (sans tip) |
| 0DTE bro |
| Same top formation from november to late january as in 2021 and 2024. |
| If this hits after selling my $300 calls for a -$20k loss I’m gonna have a crash out of epic proportions |
| We must redact all red candles. |
| I’m gooning but I won’t come till I see SPY blast through ATH |
| 24700 NDX gap fill will be here momentarily, is everyone ready? |
| bers are getting evicted from the RV park after not paying rent this month |
| Gape up tomorrow |
| January 30 uvix calls. FOMC will bring back volatility |
| AI isn’t replacing shit yet. It’s as useless as tits on a bull. |
| Fucked and I mean fucking fucked |
| Need more volume |
| RKLB and ASTS doing nothing whole day just burning theta |
| You already have a bet going - AMZN to 300.0 before 16-Jan-2026 03:19 PM -05 |
| no 3% santa rally in this bih. back to lines of coke |
| !banbet |
| They just laid me off because they put AI cameras into trash trucks. The program analyzes what type of trash is put into the containers and how much at each location. Now a program tells a single person being paid minimum wage what to enter into a spreadsheet instead of a team of people doing mathematics and audits to write up a data report. |
| webull youbear |
| Alright boys keep it flat. If they buy the calls then sell everything and buy it all back in 2 hours |
| NVDA 210 is on its way 🤩 |
| You think I we gap up to ath or get stuck |
| lol as soon as i sell my puts. DJT drops another % |
| So if everybody is thriving, who's starving? |
| ^this |
| And you see a fall right? Right |
| TSLA ples fly again |
| Its ok guys, they put the guy that dared to market sell 300 shares yesterday and cause a -$5 SPY instantaneous candle in jail for life. Sellers will be punished with life in prison, we have a healthy market again dont be nervous, you can put your money in the market again. |
| Banbet? |
| I still think about when I was weighing my options for investing $5k back in 2023. Was trying to decide between PYPL and PLTR. Thank god lol |
| META gets another price target of 800+\n\nAnd is ready to slide down again...\n\nGet to 700 & stay there boy |
| Amazon.com in retrospect is the most boomer technology POS you’ll ever use\n\nJeff Bezos and Larry Ellison are the same shit different cloth |
| I forgot to buy options and now SPY is not moving wtf |
| looks like im the last angel left on the walmart angel tree. 😔 |
| Chinese penny stocks have the potential to make you a millionaire in a day.\n\n>!Assuming you start with a billion.!< |
| It’s the ai bubble that’s keeping growth alive. Believe me the working and middle classes are not seeing economic growth. This is a joke catering to the largest corporations in the world who are heavily invested/leveraged in ai. It’s a bubble as they still cannot find a way to sell it commercially and there are too many version with only a few that will succeed.\n\nEvery leading economist has stated that without this ai bubble (data center investment) we are in the midst of a small recession. Nothing like the 2008 financial but a recession nonetheless. |
| SPX 6900\n\n 👄\n \n🫱🍩🫲 |
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| Strategy sold $747.8 million worth of Class A shares to increase its cash reserves.\nThe company paused Bitcoin purchases while establishing a $2.19 billion dollar reserve.\n\nprobably getting ready to pivot to another scam |
| This doesn't fit my world view, I have therefore decided it is fake news. |
| ok, this is a little too slow. Can we go up or down 30-40 points in the next min or two so I can call it quits? |
| i cant read |
| Lmao\n\nSpiritual wars. Cultural wars. TPUSA |
| My Robinhood wrapped says I’m in the top 1% of dumbasses (Lfg) |
| Why are rates being cut then?? |
| Here’s MegaLag present: \nhttps://youtu.be/wwB3FmbcC88?si=RgHMw3__OdXSO1Cu |
| bers are so dumb that when they see red they go "this is going down 40% easy"\n\n\n\nand when they see green they go "i dont trust this move" \n\n\n\nsanta punishing the bers for betting against merica |
| There’s gonna be come on you back alright |
| Beauty of a double bottom on coin, is the liquidation in the room with us right now? |
| Literally every single ticker you pull up and look at its just sitting there doing nothing at all. Price not fluctuating whatsoever. Dead market theory is not a meme. |
| I don’t believe ETHA is a good investment but I believe people are retarded enough to think it is |
| Economic positives: All numbers produced by regime\n\nEconomic negatives: Regime is confirmed kiddy diddlers.\n\nLet's call it a wash. |
| Isn't it all a set up and his dad sent him to die. God killed his son for funsies |
| Spx has a magnet pulling it hard up to 700, buy calls or sell puts |
| SPX 6900 \n\n🫱🍩🫲 |
| Give it 2 hours bud |
| Merry Christmas dude; I appreciate the thread and look forward to the results. I might copy a few, probably not all of them. One thing I've noticed about WSB is that even if the consensus is wrong (up/down) it's really good at bringing attention to volatility. |
| jeff bezos is the real santa claus |
| I’m out until the new year after today, deleting all the apps, need the break. |
| Merry Christmas! |
| What do you think about QQQ 625 Calls exp Friday? |
| The feeling never goes away. I bought over 2k shares at $5 in 2022 and I still wish I had bought more when it dropped into the 3's. Just need to tell yourself that you made a lot of money faster than your average job. |
| I learned that penny stocks only go down |
| I hate my job so suddenly it’s such a terrible feeling. I can barely work without getting angry. I need out bros |
| Just +0.66% to go more. I believe in you, SPY! |
| \*seent |
| Netflix, terrible programming and that fight was ridiculous. Hopefully bankrupt soon. |
| RKLB toying with my emotions |
| That’s savage 😂 |
| Hell yeah brother, we can’t lose! |
| I own shares in this company so yes I do see the promise of it. And yes I remember reading up on those issues when it tilted. I was impressed when im1 used a experimental system to help land. I still believe that the lander is top heavy |
| When to short silver? |
| Nvda 190 EOD plz |
| Whatever it takes! |
| *every trade is a life changing trade* |
| With a 500K, you shouldn’t even have to try and hit homeruns anymore. You have enough to put the majority into SPY, QQQ, VOO…and just let it sit there without having to make a single trade for years. Grinding buy-side options for the majority of your capital has a extremely high risk of ruin for short-dated options and I can never understand how gamblers here (let’s not call them traders) get destroyed. All the graphs are the same. A sharp spike up and then eventually losing most if not all of their account. I always say, it’s the first spike that gets them. Everyone is always 100% exposed. Managing risk is the single most important aspect of becoming a winning trader over the long run. |
| All I want for Xmas is googl 315 |
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| BYND short squeeze happening… I’m lying I’m just stuck in a shitty position |
| I would sell when Silver hits $80, could have a blow off top you'd miss but silver pull backs at this height can be absolutely disgusting. |
| Just wondering where did you find the data to make these trades? |
| Now it really goes up, not this kinda green days. I want a 3% shrek schlong for christmas. |
| I saw your worries in your other comments. In the industry profits from here on out depend on backlogs and successful launches. Look out for and watch launches |
| Sold my 12/26 187.5c at 188.20 so I expect it to pump past 190 by Friday |
| I’m ngl, today is the best trading day I’ve had all year, and all I did was yolo nvidia calls. Time to give it all up tmrw I guess! |
| https://preview.redd.it/ro6vl8ywmz8g1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eed2edb402c86f1232854c33cb94c4ddb38b688 |
| QQQ 625 by Friday? |
| Bro you can make it all back in one week woth fucking 90k |
| I battle this every time. The satisfaction of expiration is certainly nice but when that last $6 is going to take like a week to drain it certainly makes more sense to roll it out and restart the process a bit earlier. |
| I just busted on my calls 🤤 |
| The good news for bers is that their depression medication should be cheaper soon |
| Plz Nothing crazy 😎 |
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| ATH incoming |
| Thanks for your sacrifice, soldier |
| SPY scam pumping only when I don't have calls... I hate this. |
| HOOD is now a shit company?! Pass me whatever you're smoking. |
| It's literally one of the highest PE companies on the market... not weird. People rushed to buy for the recession WAY to early... |
| 🫦SPX 6900 🫦\n🫦SPX 6900 🫦\n🫦SPX 6900 🫦\n🫦SPX 6900 🫦\n🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 |
| What could possibly go wrong? |
| I seen there are people still making money. You just gave to switch the strategy. |
| As someone from Ohio whos rooted for osu all my life, their schedules are always retarded easy and we get screwed in every playoff/hard bowl game we've played. |
| that shinny stuff in my safe is gold and silver. he has etf's |
| 🫦SPX 6900 🫦\n🫦SPX 6900 🫦\n🫦SPX 6900 🫦\n🫦SPX 6900 🫦\n🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 |
| Weird that WMT at below $112 seems like a buy when the 3:1 split at $176 was less than 2 years ago |
| 🥭 folded on chip tariffs to China until 2027. Thats why its pumping. |
| My full port in SLV is up 15% alr and I’ve had it for 1 hour. And I still have 2 months till exp lol |
| Shrek emoji.png |
| 🛑 |
| SPY is drip feeding us like the Epstein files |
| 2% up is all we want spy |
| Home Builders, Retail, Staples, Cyber security, Healthcare and Cloud Services all red and not just a little red and SPY green. Fuk this shit hole |
| Spy shape since liberation day looks like a fucking log graph. |
| Bro take 10k and a vacation, see about your plans after. |
| It’s just a theta rotation gang bang shitty shitty gang band |
| Maybe don’t pick shit companies |
| So META is basically cooked till next ER? |
| Need Netflex to announce they had 100 million new subscribers due to the Jack Paul fight and we definitely get a 40% gap up. |
| 🌮📉 🍜📈 NVDA loving it. |
| It's a perfectly cromulent word. |
| Someone has to build the 700 story building with no safety equipment or days off. |
| Nvidia going to keep going up because I sold my calls. You’re welcome regards |
| My metals dealer said we haven't even hit retail fomo of physical silver yet, he's getting mostly sellers from lower class trying to cash in. He said back in 2011, this was the first wave, then he got a rush of retail buyers for a few weeks, then it crashed. |
| RKLB is not a meme losers |
| 💯 |
| my iren bags are heavy |
| You'll be fine. I would've waited a bit but it has a bit more room. |
| If you don’t believe in Santa you deserve to lose money |
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| Go go go go! Go SPX go!!! |
| Cmon spy just another 13$ up |
| These low volume pumps always look so lost and confused at the top |
| Bruh wtf. The market recovered and every single stock I see is green, all but the literal 3 I own… SOFI, HOOD, NBIS. wtf is going on???? |
| My calls printed |
| bers did not disappear, they are just hidden.\n\nconcerning |
| Chatgpt is just a fad, it will all blow over and people will forget about it in a year or two, right? RIGHT? |
| Buying the regular RIVN stock is enough of a bet (and an interesting one). Options make it too risky for the potential upside. \n\nThis company will either go bankrupt or 10X within 5 years. So, an interesting bet. But not if you expose yourself to short term, narrow scenario with unlimited downside. |
| 😂 |
| Is it me or has the market been atrociously shit lately? |
| No, now learn your lesson on buying options |
| Constant. Mediocre. Volume. Pumping. 📈📈📈📈📈 |
| No idea wtf happened but since last Thursday, the market has absolutely ripped, more than 1% a day on average |
| liar |
| Tom Skinny Chad Lee |
| I mean, I think tech the same as always has a chance of higher returns but with the way things are right now feels like long dated metal contracts have a lot better chance of doing well. I repositioned most of my Dec 31 contracts for the end of 2026 and just going to ride it out again |
| War is bullish\n\nFree Oil is bullish\n\nStabbing our old allies in the back? >!bullish!<\n\nTariffs? You guessed it, bullish\n\nTaco Taco Tacoingly? Bull. Ish. |
| I thought you were different, IWM. I really did. |
| You mean Georgia |
| They really pulling a Costanza with these GDP numbers and saying "it's not a lie if you believe it" |
| Greatest economy ever |
| Yes, a full 1% would be awesome and I would be done for the year. Let’s rub our balls together if it happens |
| 700 EOW, it will be perfect end to the year |
| to finance more wars we need GDP at 43% |
| rip tsla |
| Covid was 6 yrs ago |
| Bought more NVDA at 188.2, target 195. |
| You could just wish the best for everyone. |
| Opening puts on Friday for SPY on a 1/30 expiry. I think we’ll set a new ATH maybe 690 then plummet. |
| Sorry, can’t hear you over the jingle bells and eggnog “Santa’s cumin, in my aaaaaasssssssssss” |
| 😂 |
| AMZN can I just get a 20% gap up, just once please |
| Actual propaganda |
| Hoping to see a full 1%! |
| Betting on Ohio st to win the natty is an infinitely better return than these puts I’m buying |
| I knew to buy into CVNA when everyone on reddit called it a scam |
| Are there any other worthless metals we can throw money into? Should I full port tin or some shit? |
| I want to buy more sandisk |
| Ok. My bad. |
| Worthless internet coins down, real money producing assets up. Market is finally healthy again |
| Come on bol |
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| I am a bit more greedy and want them to also have massive margin debt. |
| Guess Im canceling my next home reno, tbh. |
| "CALL AN AMBULANCE.\n\nFOR ME."\n\n- 🐻 |
| SPY you sexy slut, just $3 more for daddy |
| Bulls the type to constantly use the word "nubile" with a mad, creepy gleam in their eyes. |
| 📈📉📈📉📈📉😴📈📉📈📉📈📉😴📈📉📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈😵 |
| Yes!!!! 🤗 AU/Ag all time highs |
| bought more crwd |
| Customers get ticked off when prices change, so it's possible that companies are raising prices more than they need now to accommodate the time between now and the next time they raise prices, during which inflation keeps growing. Inflation is a smooth slope, while prices are stair step shaped curve. The area between the two curves over some time is what matters to me, not just the difference very shortly after a price change. |
| I truly min/max this year, minimum gains , maximum loss |
| What a moron |
| https://preview.redd.it/7hsly4yllz8g1.jpeg?width=1135&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb3e640ef9b69cebf9f650d8e4bad2746892a46\n\nThis is my dad now. |
| What AI companies? There are like 2 of them |
| Dead short xx\n\nMARA CRASH |
| Its a bad day to still be holding puts |
| This is the best part! You do something that people are willing to pay for any amount of money they can possibly loan up (health), so you can take as much profit as you want! Basically infinite demand! However it's impossible to ask for 10k, when the thing you do costs only 2k. You would take 8k profit, but people would be quite angry at the 80% margin, right? But you still want the 8k! So how do you do it? But remember, the people are willing to pay any amount they can loan up! So you artificially inflate the costs from 2k to 32k by made up stuff, and make those fuckers pay 40k. You still get the 8k profit, but your margin is now a healthy 20%! You also made a bunch of high paying jobs, so government is also happy!\n\n\nDemand is infinite, and since there is no price competition, there is no incentive to cut on the costs - high costs hides the fact you are ripping people off. |
| Nvidia puts for the 2nd. It gonna dump boyos |
| I don’t think we’ve ever seen a 1.5% spread between GDP and PCE\n\nLast time was Q3 2020 when inflation was recorded at 1.8% vs 33% GDP |
| woot, someone's christmas will be more depressing than mine. |
| Just want bulls to lose every last penny. Not asking for much |
| I remember that DD and he was roasted. Hope he comes back to update on his gains/losses |
| How to save 35% of your port(80iq bulltard edition)\n\n1. Open brokerage.\n\n2. Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything. Its fucking over.\n\n3. Get out before the massive -$10 candle today, and the subsequent -35% SPY run.\n\n4. Log back in after two years and continue retarded bull shit you been doing.\n\nSimple. Sell. |
| NVDA is gonna try 190 today, holding on all my shares; not selling anymore. |
| Shit, time to sell |
| Yes, it is finalized. And today, price targets have been raised. |
| LFGO! Metals are about to break some mofo's! |
| I'll say it for the thousandth time. Inflation is part of GDP -> this is why they don't want to reduce inflation because it would lower GDP and we have to pay off date that accrues interest. The issue people have is that the government is forcing the middle and lower class to pay off the debt because they cut taxes on the corporations and wealthy. They could have easily just raised corporate and wealth taxes and reduced lower income taxes and we would be on a better path with GDP not suffering but they are against wealth redistribution. \n\nPeople don't understand how to vote which is the main issue, they don't understand the implications. Inflation will never come down in this policy environment unless they have a recession. |
| I tried once, never again, probably. |
| Just pump back to all-time Highs |
| Precious Metals are like crypto for people who don’t trust computers. |
| Now? Lol |
| Jesus loves you. There is no condemnation in Christ. He died for all your sins. If you trust in him as savior, you will have eternal life and peace. These stocks and money are all temporary! |
| Zoom out. |
| Gpt just told me shorting NVDA is just donating to Jensens leather jacket fund |
| Hitting up all jewelry stores & sweeping physical silver as we speak. Easy spot price flip. |
| It’s so much nicer in here when bers aren’t gloating and obnoxious |
| Go beat yo meat |
| >people stop buying things\n\n\nEconomy up 4%! |
| Fuck it im just loading up on silver |
| 6900 is such a tease \n\n🫦\n🫱🍩🫲 |
| Magnificent |
| You shouldn't disregard that ancient proverb. |
| CVNA is saving SPY |
| Pltm is metal plus miners but almost all the world reserves are in South Africa and mined by three companies |
| Rddt gonna go to 260 when ur not looking |
| #GOOGL GANG |
| Alright just bot calls on APPL so ATH by close would be nice. |
| Pennies have very little copper post 1982 |
| “I think plastic recycling as a whole is a net loss sort of business. \n\nEnergy costs to clean / reprocess the plastic are much higher than its virgin counterpart. At the moment, "Green" sentiments are backing these types of business - but I think at some point in the future the realization will materialize. It's like thinking in "net pollution" terms for building a tesla. Yeah they have no emissions - but the manufacturing process required to mine lithium, construct body panels / batteries / e-motors / etc have a lot of emissions.” |
| NVDA parabolic today wow |
| Ok I've got puts for SPY/QQQ/TSLA a few months out and like 30k in different VIX instruments\n\nMarkets I'm ust asking for one minor pullback by like end of February ok |
| The difference between this silver run and the last few is that this time physical is dominating and paper and COMEX can’t rig the market |
| LOL, what world are you living in. The 2021 mac pro and the 2025 model have BARELY any performance differences. |
| Here we go with this low volume 📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉 for the rest of the day 😴 |
| Damnit my Carvana puts are cooked |
| Metals are the New (ancient) crypto! Sanity is back! I love these F'ing GAINS! |
| Wen GOOGL volume |
| when it goes to zero\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/w3gqzyj6lz8g1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e651c9089ac2b03c6cf22c4071e11afd0bcb3e04 |
| That makes sense. Clearly a lot of emotional bais so far, seeing that Reddit is currently the leading stock this year.\n\n That's something I've personally struggled with as a new investor, it's hard not to get emotional about gaining or losing money. It brings out the worst in me, I get super greedy when I'm up and horribly depressed when I'm down.\n\nI've worked hard to find an overall strategy that allows me to distance myself from the day to day swings of the market. I finally settled on half a dozen index funds that I contribute to on a regular basis.\n\nI'm a terrible day trader otherwise.\n\nThis experiment is just for fun, my plan is to just put $20 in each of the 25 stocks that make the list. $500 won't make me a huge amount of money if it does well, and if everything tanks, then it's not a huge loss either.\n\nI hope it does well and this becomes a sort of new Christmas trading here. I had a lot of people DMing throughout the year about it, and asking I'd do it again, so that was pretty fun and unexpected!\n\nAnyways, Merry Christmas!\n\n🦌🦌🦌🦌🦌🏍🎅 |
| My dick is in half chub mode for no reason. Annoying tf outta me cuz im at work rn |
| 2025 was bul trap\n\nbul is fuk next year, just watch\n\n👺 |
| Locked in 1660 this morning from calls with 770 i bought today. |
| Romanian economy will boom |
| You'll be right one of these times. NVDA is pumping, SPY will not close red. |
| Ohwayohway appy Chewsday lads. Lovely innit? |
| There was a WSB gigachad not too long ago who bought a shit ton of pennies because of copper. Looks like he had a solid DD |
| I feel like she could run back to 200 with a couple of solid quarters They’re definitely going to be relevant. I like the setup in the chart too |
| Let TSLA run you fucking cowards |
| that’s 4 days ago tho |
| No. Just boring. Except for HOOD. |
| Where is that SLV puts guy from yesterday lol |
| Behave yourselves or Christmas is cancelled |
| I need RKLB to jump to like 83 real quick |
| Yea so if China could just nuke wall street, thatd be great. |
| Dm me if you're serious I have answers |
| VIX ramping up while market stalling. Is this signaling for a dip? 👀 |
| All he does is take, take, take. |
| I guess they’re not selling rugs today |
| 😮💨 |
| Bro just buy voo and go to the gym |
| Means there's room to grow, Bullish! 🚀 |
| And your portfolio halved in value, which you would have minded if you had one shirley 🤔 |
| I'm disgusted at the stocks that are down today, disgusted. Fucking achr. |
| I’d probably sell, but it’s probably safe to hold also |
| Jesus platinum on a fucking tear |
| Low volume pump. When volume comes back bulls are fucked |
| Ok NVDA 200 EOW may no longer be a meme |
| God I love Nvda .\n\nThe mighty green |
| I don't buy clothing/shoe brands' stock. Too cyclical. I like looking at LULU customers, however. |
| https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1819994/000181999425000024/ex991.htm |
| I’m so depressed. Nothing makes sense anymore |
| Paypal or klarna. Paypal seems attractive as well at this valuation and price. Also paypal just applied for being a bank. |
| If VIX goes below 13 I think we're all legally required to put our life savings into VIX instruments right? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/tystysbaby made a bet that TSLA would go to 400.0 within **1 week** when it was 478.965 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 30 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| BMNR baggies have to be in such turmoil right now. Every millennial finance YouTuber dove head first into this things purely due to Tom Lee, and then internal memos come out where Fundstrat is bearish on ETH? \n\nOne prominent YouTuber put hundreds of thousands in around the $50K/share mark. Lesson learned for them I guess. 😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵 |
| All the denim |
| so sell or hold |
| Thank you |
| Don’t stall on me now spy we’re so close |
| 30k ETHA and 5k IBIT this morning\n\nNot 🌈 cuz they’re ETFs |
| How tf is spy only up .3% 🤬 |
| Make it a 150 and I'm out for the year 💀 |
| Idk dude looks like lower highs and stable lows. |
| i recently got interested to Lulu too and found this post, so many people hating over you 3 months ago but now they are all gone... What was your thought process on making this trade and how did u decide to hold on to it?\n\nanyways, congratulations. |
| Agreed... but what i'm sayin' is you got WH0RE like facial features tho!? |
| It’s worse than giving drugs to an addict |
| 71 in the bag |
| 15 points on spx and im out for the day. |
| is it finalized? |
| 200 eow\n\n215 next week\n\n250 ces 2026 event.... |
| Rug it boys LMAO |
| Giving you an opportunity for generational wealth the next time it spikes 25%+ |
| If you think these levels are going to break 0dte calls are incredibly cheap |
| Girthy meat poop this morning. \n\n\n\nThanks, Obamna |
| they lost a lot of money on DJT |
| Consumer discretionary dead |
| https://www.usda.gov/about-usda/news/press-releases/2025/12/08/trump-administration-announces-12-billion-farmer-bridge-payments-american-farmers-impacted-unfair |
| I can just tell from the way you phrase things lol I have a feeling this isn’t the first time someone’s caught you pretending to be American |
| Ive managed to create my own blend of NAS & S&P to where it falls right in the middle of both |
| She's a 4 but she's GDP 🤔 |
| seems like brkb will eventually excel if the market dumps because brkb will then buy smart at cheaper prices. would take some time to play out tho. |
| You need to leave and go to the stock market before you do something you'll regret. |
| 195 |
| Good news is bad now. Hilarious |
| I remember celebrating $50 silver spot and being told on here it will crash back to $30 by the precious metal bear experts lmao get fucked |
| probably bounces here, lol. |
| Oh, no, a speculative bank that fucked retail for years manipulating the market went bust, let me get my tiniest violin 🎻 |
| Me too 😏 |
| i ll just buy one with a gold bar |
| Are you talking about the vix? |
| \*92 000 |
| Just prepping for takeoff in the coming weeks. |
| Strong rebound! The economy is clearly gaining momentum. |
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| I'll cry alone then |
| This regard reading investopedia must have missed the last 4 trading days |
| Dying, losing its teenage years |
| Welp it’s official silver is my best momentum play yet |
| Santa’s Rally Incoming 🎁 |
| I'm thinking about screwing my fun money account and just fullporting silver instead of playing different tech positions. |
| Thats not to bad of a selection. |
| yes |
| I'm expecting another surge from the nightly news. The real pros with their ear to ground caught this instantly when the first news broke. But a ton of people won't hear about it until tonight's new cycle announces it. Then a ton of even-more-late people buy in so they don't miss it |
| She didn't lose 10 pounds, she just misplaced it and will find it with friends during the holidays 😂 |
| I’ll take that risk for my profit |
| what is the VIX doing right now? |
| That’s hot |
| no. maybe at 50 |
| Let’s see if the SPY can go down more than 1 dollar today |
| People are financially illiterate and go into debt to consoom. |
| Last time gold broke resistance Lehman went bust and COVID happened. 🤢 |
| The moment you could upgrade your fries to a large |
| Guess loss harvesting into end of year |
| Probably |
| He gave me tendies after spanking dat aaaahhhhhhh |
| Gonna have to ask you guys to do something gross and root for TSLR to go green for the sake of our beloved SPY |
| Implied gayatility |
| He comes on your mom. |
| How much $500 or $500K is the question |
| You seem very attractive at this price point 👉🏼👈🏼 |
| Yes |
| A nice pegging? |
| Were about to smoke $71 on silver, come on and join in boys |
| I had my first wendy's dumpster moment when i went big on an mstr short and then that day it pumped like 10%. |
| The Santa Rally officially starts tomorrow. It's the last five trading days of December and the first two of January. Will Santa come this year? 🧑🎄\n\nSource: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/santaclauseffect.asp |
| No one wants to join r/nke_stock? $NKE |
| I jacked all over the tits |
| next month be ready,,,its cuming |
| Great! Pay your bills retards. |
| Meta time |
| TSLA sales down 40% in EU is fine because it’s only like 2 less cars sold there |
| In puts or calls |
| not rlly, PE still too high for a mid company |
| BS! What is the real GDP, adjusted for inflation! |
| Now you’re gettin it |
| Santa got me what I wanted for Christmas 🥲 |
| Balls deep in\n\nHood, JPm, brkb, ETHA, Amazon, GE\n\nAm I cooked? |
| Everyone saying no rate cuts cuz of 4.3% GDP\n\nBut we’ve already had two and new Fed chair will be 🥭’s little play thing\n\nSPY +20% in 2026 |
| What number is it even comparing to lmao they're gonna count the missing months too and just make up a number for those |
| So hood goes down with btc but doesn't go up with it |
| I hope you are severely jacked to to the tits |
| Dump incoming, at around 1PM they will start dumping |
| Im at the real casino right now\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hthytm8jjz8g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a35bf68ccc467872eaa108f04de2e86c3e3f21f |
| Is friction from hiring and firing a new concept for you buddy? |
| Need some of these other stocks to join nvda to break through |
| Guys, Nike seems very attractive at this price point. |
| should i hold my DJT puts or take profit? |
| Holidays brah it’s the 23rd rich dudes aren’t trading rn they’re partying in tropical islands 👀🫳 |
| Can someone tell Cvna it’s headed in the wrong direction |
| I gotta squeeze out chatgpt about how to best profit from a k shaped economy. |
| Nvda $185 EOD |
| How do u know the new variant in us isn't growing more |
| They need to spend less time on teaching you about the fryer and more time on dumpster techniques |
| This bitch will end in RED |
| Consumerism is ingrained into the fabric of Americana. It’s not going to stop just because people run out of money; they’ll simply keep buying using credit. |
| LOL silver up to nearly $100 cad/oz. |
| Nvda 200 before eoy |
| I did follow it closely for so many years but then completely blind sided in past 1.5 years. Like I forgot about until I saw couple months ago how far up it has gone and how dumb I was to stop paying attention on it |
| FOMO chase everyone, buy calls at the top. |
| 1. Buy 100 shares of ____\n\n2. Sell short dated ______\n\n3. Die homeless in a ditch |
| Hey Warren BRKB is a disappointment and you should feel bad |
| my puts and calls are going up... wtf |
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| They really played the long game on retarded retail huh? Spent years convincing everyone BTC was a legit asset, 4 year cycle blah blah, pro crypto president, only to create long term bag holders while they pivot to actually valuable things like silver and gold. 😂😂🫵🫵🫵\n\nTruly a beautiful setup by our overlords who love nothing more than deceiving at the highest levels. This one took a few years but man is it beautiful to watch their scheme play out.\n\nMuh magical computer coins right guys 😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵 |
| Stop you are making too much sense |
| So retards finally realized that AVGO actually had great earnings after shaking out all of retail. |
| Good port for the last decade but i think it's time to think about diversifying a bit more. |
| Such a well written post, so rare nowadays! As someone who was researching quantum stocks I think you’ve helped me definitively decide not to invest into QUBT. Well done OP I hope you write more posts on more stocks in more sectors. You have a great way of writing. |
| So Santa doesn't come on Christmas eve or even on Christmas day?? |
| Dump from here |
| You would probably do better just gambling on sports. It's no different than what you're doing here. |
| No. Sell. |
| Ok, I'm used to B2B that plays out over a year + sales cycle. |
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| missed out on loads of gains fml 🤦 |
| Today. Price targets were raised. |
| why is APLD such a pos |
| Still room for them to play out well. Just can't do dailies or weeklies. Need longer dated contracts. The dip today was caused by close to a years supply of paper silver being dropped on the market at once and it recovers almost immediately. Spot is higher in Asia rn as the just keep buying. China to restrict silver exports at the start of the year |
| Anything i can invest into that's not manipulated? |
| “Managing labor cost” is a new concept to you buddy? |
| Wedge on the weekly. Guess we will see in 5 min if I’m wrong |
| All this FUD over the past months just for us to be back less than 0.5% of SPY ATH |
| Like I said previous bro, we had to cut you off. You are 200 Mcchickens into the day and its only noon. I know you have been fucking a good portion of the Mcchickens but its still too much for one(gargantuan) man. |
| SPY 700 |
| Real talk, I spoke to one of the shipment drivers…and bro said people legit follow him home. Like god damn |
| “No” |
| There are currently more than 5 million borrowers in default, according to government data, and total student debt has swelled to more than $1.6 trillion. \n\nThat number could balloon in the coming year; more than 6 million borrowers are delinquent at present and 12 million are behind on payments |
| Define bad employment numbers? People are still spending plus the AI investments. Is this really that hard to buy? |
| NVDA: “I’m crushing it today”\n\nMRVL: “Hold my chips” |
| Mods, ban |
| Is there a good miner etf where i just don't have to worry about picking the right ones? |
| 0dte 686c's kinda free money tho |
| It was litty |
| any lunch break plays? |
| She's selling 0dte puts for fun and profit |
| I am American and not living in the UAE. where did you get that desi thing from ? |
| This posts sucks and so do u |
| Everyone who is not an idiot knows that the only reason not to release something like this is that it is fking bad. \n\nI think we should just assume 10% for those months.\n\nWe will never know the truth about this data too lmao. |
| Also for a country with angry citizens\n\nWhy is consumer purchases so fucking high, consumer sentiment so low, and people STILL SHOPPING |
| Everything creeping up including vix lol |
| Just gonna send it |
| Particulars in mind? |
| My 12/30 686 calls are big pimpin |
| And what level is that |
| If GDP is 4.3%\n\n1. Why do we need to cut rates to 0?\n2. Why isn’t the 10Y at 5%?\n\nYep |
| Apparently, you like the stock more than you like money. |
| The market hasn't been humiliating me lately. Looking for a good dominatrix. ⛓️🪢➰️ |
| Very skeptical when people post million dollar losses. |
| Ofc they pump the market when everyone spent money for gifts |
| When you going to sell? |
| Rddt constantly disappoints me. Like, it’s stuck at $230 forever. |
| So the market is telling me cash is useless, got it. |
| This is fine\n\n🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐻🤡🐻🤡🐻🤡🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 |
| They deleted like a pussy. What did it say? |
| Well I can assure you that part isn't right |
| Grids, microgrids. All that power BS |
| Actually i think in mid 2026 puts itm will actually have a lower intrinsic value on the spx, imo that would be sane pricing - pay a little under its face value for in the rare event spx pulls back a couple dollars. Its just pure stupidity to pay for "time value" for puts on an index which hasnt had a bad year since its inception. Weve long passed the inflection point. |
| If I'm a bot with my post history then I'm fully investing in AI 😂 |
| Why is the volume so low? |
| Autopilot to the moon at 1mph! |
| 6900 we meet again |
| Betting on horses is more fun than this |
| Same friend that predicted qqq 575 last week? |
| come on NVDA 190 |
| certified puss |
| time for chop the rest of the day |
| No cap \n\n\nThat wsb 2025 recap is gay \n\n\nfrfr ong |
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| sold my spx 6895 calls when i was down 10 bucks smfh |
| Appl 275 will be my 🎁 |
| Wendy’s dumpster waiting for you |
| Actually can you make that a spicy mcchicken, and an extra large drink? |
| This isn't removing workers, it's classic book cooking. If a few companies just shuffle money back and forth while the feds print more it creates a convincing illusion of economic growth |
| Good. |
| Which shyts can go flying on SF power outages? |
| 🫵🤡 |
| Your describing a K-shaped economy, which is exactly what is happening right now. |
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| Tiny little SPY put position to hedge just in case VIX wakes up |
| I already regret my decisions, entirely independent of gold and silver. 😢 |
| Corporate management is gaslighting us as a market. They’re applauding us for a 7% close rate on a customer count that is down 20% YTD. \n\nWe used to get railed for not closing 12%. wtf happened? |
| Looks like the economy is fixed lmao |
| pokemon card market has to be rigged faked and gay |
| Nice try, Xi\n\nWant to buy cheaper? |
| AI investments, K-shaped economy, and reduced imports all pulling in the same direction.\n\nNone of it is actually good though. |
| And now you see why.\n\nDUMP! |
| Well pumping the market by turning the USD into ash is not a strategy I was expecting, but seems to be working |
| SPY 688 EOD would be primo |
| https://preview.redd.it/q2992pneiz8g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a60b08d14e39c97b1cab630382aff00c3b13015 |
| I wish |
| Full port uvix shares. I’m not falling for this Christmas pump |
| SBSW is the largest platinum miner in the world.\n\n Platinum up 17% in 5 days. Guess who will crush its earnings next year? |
| 8 |
| We’re not disagreeing, though.\n\nI just acknowledged both Tik Tok and options can be great tools if used properly. They just typically aren’t. |
| All I’m saying is Micheal Saylor has rat like facial features |
| u think? |
| Every dunce downvoting me, just go hit the SPY chart with weekly bars and its extremely clear.\n\nThey are propping it at an exact certain level week to week to get maximum value while offloading their bags. It takes five seconds to go see it, idk how everyone is so blind these days.\n\nSports betters have really ruined this whole hobby.\n\nSince Oct 20th same high keeps getting rejected, cumulative volume delta goes down. Its just a big offload and you kids cant stop holding bags. |
| Yes we do. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7fwn2tybiz8g1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed5a0c8dcb3433906921d59d8d1824b3410e2810 |
| I personally don’t find it too hard. They wanted me to go to trade shows to build connections and then those connections go to the website and chat with the ai about what they do and their needs or if they need room temp, cold, hot, etc. how many gallons per hour etc. then the ai checks what they offer. \n\nAnd no, it was a private company. It was less than 20 office employees until they fried all their sales reps and it went below 10 office workers. and there was more employees in the warehouse but they were all contractors through staffing agencies. \n\nLiterally the scummiest company on earth. And even though it was private they had no bonus program for employees. |
| Spy 684 by EOD |
| I am not going to chase this low volume pump. Going to turn this off before my degenerate self start to take over. |
| Trying so hard to keep QQQ down. This shit gunna bust all over the screen |
| Sure it did… |
| Di it. 😂 |
| She's a 4, but she's 50/50 VOO QQQ |
| True. I felt like it was gonna crash 💥 |
| A desi living in UAE with strong opinions on Christmas - relax, we just say Happy Holidays in the US because it’s an entire week of people not really working or being officially off, it is not that deep |
| That will tick off her bf. |
| Ugh just hit 6900 already you edging bastard |
| Hit 687 congrats regards |
| U/yaboyay thank you 😂 |
| "Dumps just starting, only 3% from ath" LMAO |
| Holly shit! $AVGO |
| I like the stock |
| Bro… abort |
| wen 690? |
| What's the opposite of a slow bleed? That's what's happening LMAO |
| Gold is so back |
| Bitcorn doing a lil something 🤌 |
| The regards that voted for this guy are getting what they deserve.\n\nProblem is so is everyone else. |
| Lol |
| US GDP may have grown 4.3% but I feel like its a tale of 2 economies here. We have the low and middle income stretching their budget and tightening their purses with dead restaurants and retail shops and the flip side we have massive AI spending and corporate circle jerk buying of each other's products. |
| I think WSB has kind of a collective emotional consciousness because people here are so emotional about stocks. |
| same |
| At least it’s not a big loss chalk it up as not a gapper |
| Yeah, figured that would happen… top was not in 😂 |
| Boring Santa Rally, nothing to see here, move along |
| You have to at this VIX level, unreal suppression. |
| There’s no way my spy calls are still worth the same |
| Sure thing bud. You’re right, a little critical thinking tells me the ~15% YoY revenue increase at 3.75T market cap company is definitely paltry. Like I said, I’m sure you have the world’s most impressive portfolio |
| im shorting nvdia |
| Keep doing it bro. Martingale it till bankruptcy |
| you take it too personally.\n\nput your money where your mouth is, and post that gain porn.\n\nor do like so many others ive seen on this sub and die ignominiously and quietly 🤷♂️ gl ig |
| frfr |
| TIME TO SHORT GLD |
| I feel a lot of window dressing will be happening until next week and then probably gonna be a pullback. Just my feeling. |
| outperforming MAG7 YTD - love that shiny stuff |
| Chatter is still extremely bearish. People are nuts! I think ima try my hand at selling puts for once, theyre way overpriced imo and need about a 70-90% cut. Theyre priced as if the market might crash tomorrow which is pure madness |
| I'm a medium to long-term investor with a typical minimum holding period of 6 months. I sell when I think it's hit my price or there's better growth elsewhere. For any long term position I buy calls and/or sell covered calls. E.g. I loaded up on shares and calls for MU over the past week.\n\nOverall I'm up 50% on the year and have beat SPY 4 out of the last 5 years. Didn't in '22.\n\nI'm not arguing with you. I just disagree. When properly used they're quite smart. I don't get the TikTok reference. |
| Sure Jan. |
| Could of made $1500 on SPY today but I chose to paper hand it for a $10 loss instead 😣 |
| When gold is over 5k and silver over 100, some of you will look back and regret the decisions you made |
| Absolutely brutal but you just have to hold a get through it |
| Gold: up\n\nGold miners: guess I'll die |
| Nvidia dildo alert |
| This is gay and boring |
| Whole market frozen in time |
| Bers snitch on kids smoking in the washroom |
| Our Great Depression, is our lives. -_- |
| Lol |
| Santa touched me inappropriately |
| The more it climbs the more I buy Nov 2026 puts. Simple. This vix is indicative of a massive move coming and a whole lot of financial institution cope. |
| lol |
| The Trump administration will begin to seize student debt repayments from the wages of borrowers in default early next year, the US Education Department said Tuesday. |
| I bought 30k of ETHA\n\nPump it tom Lee |
| when is the deal |
| Cool thanks for the reasoned reply. Any particular companies? I did a quick search and found VRT, ETN, and TT. |
| Market is preparing for a early Christmas gift for y’ll eod.. |
| All I want for Grinchmass is MSTR to 0. |
| Good night bers |
| Shorted more QQQ at 621.2, intraday top might be in. |
| I need 10 dollars too |
| GLD bitches |
| Smart fella |
| So you have 4 days left and still they don't want to buy?? |
| Sir a second rug has hit the Tesslur |
| 🫦SPX 6900 🫦\nHas me on the edge 🤤 |
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| Mstr is the biggest piece of fucking shit ive ever seen. Ive been doubling down for 3 months just fucking fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck me |
| It's been free money for months. Should have full ported it but can't complain. |
| That’s where it will start the relief rally |
| If you sold your a paper handed bitch |
| 🥭 has been confirmed: he tag teamed a girl with Jeffrey in the Epstein files |
| what liberation day you mean the day of the mango. leading the uneducated to ruin. hey I hear gold and silver are good to. lol |
| Priced in |
| VIX is lower than Sleepy Joe levels. |
| 10T |
| For me to sell my calls |
| Bought some SPX 6895p. Expiry? 0DTE of course! |
| I am getting hungry... |
| Saylor getting his bitcoin from a cereal box this week |
| If GDP beat by 1.1% of 31.1T basis, that 342 Billion is still less than the single 350B deal OpenAI has with Broadcom. |
| We are laughing |
| Lol, bro literally cant even think. All he can offer is canned responses everyone has seen 300 times. Get a grip man, you talk like a 60 yo boomer that is commenting on the internet for the first time in his life too. |
| We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… |
| Poor economy with expensive vehicles. I’ll take an order of spicy nuggs with some BBQ sauce. |
| What are you doing step Santa!?!? |
| GLD outperforming MAG7 YTD loool |
| SOLD MY QQQ CALLS WAAAAAY TOO EARLY |
| Bers were picked last in gym class |
| Just slowly putting a few more grand into VXX/UVIX shares every day until the next vol event then back to SPY and SPXL shares on the next dip to preserve my early 2026 lead on SPY |
| Guess I was wrong about $686 keep going spy 😂 |
| I'll probably buy options again once we crash. Nothing else is worth the risk. |
| VIX died and still no new ATH, what more do we need |
| 💤 |
| Oldest kid asked for fruit loops so I bought some 🌈 puts 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Okay HOOD. You can go green now. |
| Hmm well who’s number one |
| So up or down |
| Opex ended nvda $300 tmrw |
| Good everyone who posts here is a fucking loser degen |
| Space force deal |
| Why you selling, I wanted xmas rally 🤶 |
| High VIX: We’re fucked\n\nLow VIX: We’re fucked |
| Free AMZN from these shackles |
| Puts on your wife's credit score |
| I don't see how chat bots would work for that. Are they public so we can buy puts? |
| Made some bad moves the last couple days :/ |
| Take the credit cards away |
| I am celebrating you . cheers king |
| My trading signal shows market is getting ahead of its self.\n\nTherefore, I shorted some QQQ at 621; just IN CASE 😄 |
| 🤖 |
| Godspeed m8 🫡 |
| I am celebrating you . cheers king |
| SPX 6900 is gonna BUST! |
| Looks like the person running that NVDA 183 algo pin is on annual leave \n\nFucking cunt |
| 0dte calls are practically free gambles |
| Slowly, steadily grinding to new ATH 💪. |
| This market is a joke. |
| Spooky |
| 🤖 |
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| Well i'm trying to get the most bang for my buck as i dont have too much capital to allocate and i feel like the trends on reddit on rivian are bullish and usually these big underdog names in the market cap range can go up fast so considering and hoping that there truly is a santa rally i'm betting big on rivian. What's WSB without a lil gamba ling anyways\n\nHopefully i can hold through delivery numbers coming up not sure the date maybe jan 6 or 7 and then maybe if those aren't good the hype towards their next earnings call im either up big or going home broke to my 3d anime robot waifu i built on chatgpt. |
| You ain't even celebrating Christmas. You're celebrating yule |
| Bought spy 0dte puts |
| Literally my port goes up 10k, I use it to pay off wife's credit cards rinse and repeat. Shit is getting old real quick |
| Need TSLA to go up unfortunately to help SPY get to ATH faster |
| When they are red I double down. It goes down again, I buy more and I continue until im out of buying power and I only need the option to go up 5 cents to break even. If it works, tendies, if it doesnt. Loss porn |
| Theta gang needs to be sent to prison |
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| No reds huh |
| KEEP DUMPING DJT LIKE A SANTA SHIT |
| Its britney bitch! |
| Why were you born though ? Please it causes all WSB nothing but displeasure. |
| look buddy a piece of advice. This can stay up longer than you could stay solvent. |
| I want to throw up. |
| Lets see 692 santa. Got plenty of bearmeat to roast up there |
| Woosh |
| That happens Tuesday after next. |
| Damn so glad i stopped watching this market an hour ago. theta day |
| GLD dip buys rejoice yet again |
| Then a red candle hits and you’re begging for 5% |
| Looks like bouncing down stairs to me |
| Its been in since May 🤣 |
| puts it is? |
| Right into the danger zone, well done. |
| Can TSLA rug to 450 real quick for me? \n\nI promise you can go to 550 if you go to 450 first, deal? |
| We listen and we don’t judge |
| MNGO fans are something else |
| Prepaid $15k worth of Cartier items for pickup and they’re putting me in valet. One of my fav hobbies is taking photos of my 18yo beater parked out front with the valet guys in the background. Core memories I swear |
| Annnnnnnnd...it's gone. |
| Merry Christmas 🤖 |
| Yes she got fucked which resulted in my birth so suck my dick you fucking worm |
| Stocks green, everyones feeling jolly, its the christmas season, and somehow bers found a way to be upset... |
| It's a money laundering operation |
| mango and musk already beat you to it |
| I’ll buy calls for our puts |
| I’m sure i’ll regret saying this out loud, but I think the top is in (more or less) |
| Whatever it takes to make money. Good luck. 💵 |
| what happened on october 20th that caused the drop? |
| The way I understand, ai needs tons of electricity to work. And usa does not have enough power. In order to meet the demand, more power plants will need to be build and electrical grid needs to be updated. We talking about 20+ years here. Many Ai companies cant operate at a loss for next 20+ years, therefore, many will go out of business. I think we will see alot of bankruptcy in next couple years. |
| Educate me what other holiday is it ? |
| If the effects in other sectors get bad enough people would pile into trades and drive wages down. |
| You mean Musk's full self driving since 2018? |
| I want this to dump so bad and all I need for that to happen is by simply buying calls |
| Lowest VIX has been since last December. |
| I’m not going to give away their name but they sold high end water purification systems and pumps, they sold to factories mostly that dealt with food. |
| I can't believe anyone with half a brain would buy it |
| We celebrate your mom being fucked too yes thats right I forgot |
| This stock has been delivering over the past months! GL regarded! |
| I’m buying cyber security it’s beat down |
| When your options are red - I want to get out as soon as possible \n\nWhen they are green - This 20% profit is nothing. I am going to diamond hand till 10x |
| less fun, more money |
| HOW DARE YOU CELEBRATE A DIFFERENT HOLIDAY THAN ME 😡😡😡😡 |
| Daily reminder:\n\n**If you order pizza with light sauce there is something wrong with you** |
| Your port is already halved, you just cant see it yet. |
| DJT makes me wanna blow my brains |
| Iren looks like it’s gonna pop |
| When do we start grave robbing for gold teeth? |
| Christmas isn’t the only holiday celebrated during the season you fucking doofus |
| Gonna be homeless in 2026 at this rate |
| Low VIX, gold at ATH and Saylor stopped buying 🌽. 2spooky4me😳 |
| CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY AND SO DID I 🗣️ |
| Start eating the dog treats at the counter to pass the time. |
| Bought spy 0dte puts |
| Please sweet baby Jesus SPY +1% today |
| Elon is right. After the blow off top money won’t matter. $FUKD |
| CAN DJT CRASH ALREADY HOLY |
| Fake money quantum computing will ruin |
| I’ve blown up every account I’ve enabled options in. I’m just gonna VOO and chill next year |
| Look at gold in October 20 |
| I command NVDA to go back to $182 level effective immediately. TFYATDM.. |
| The poet rocketship is boarding. Grab your shares and calls now |
| Sign out front still says hiring starting at $20 per hour |
| From 400 to 600 on goog, glad I don't bother holding long |
| Buy high sell low |
| “Like they are anticipating” 😅 Sounds like they plan to abuse the AI boom and price gouge all the way to tendie heaven. |
| why? |
| Look at Mr. Big Wallet over here with his NYTs digital sub. |
| Imagine being so weak to change Merry Christmas to Happy Holidays.\n\n\nAll those companies that do that deserve to be shorted. |
| Being exit liqudity on the low volume pump of the dead cat bounce or whatever bers cope with is great 😂 i love making money |
| 6900! 🤤 Here we cum! |
| GDPNow revised from 3.5 to 3%\n\ngreen dildo\n\ntotally priced in |
| I get this comment literally 10x a day, idk why people still do it. Yes thats the point man |
| 🤖 |
| RKLB about to rip |
| try to play by proper risk management |
| Seppuku time for me. |
| They don't like bearish stories. |
| Did I read that correctly? Did that say $957,008 loss year to date? Like what the F are you investing in and hopefully that’s because of options. |
| Deuces! Nice chatting with y'all. \nHope you have a great 2026. |
| You know, I plan to use my profit from Nvidia stocks, to buy a leather jacket. |
| btc getting back close to liberation day levels |
| Called it |
| 🤖 |
| Half your portfolio contributed to whoever is selling you premium |
| I cant do that in good conscious. You are literally one calorie away from spontaneous "TOO FUCKING FAT AND GAY TO EVEN BE ALIVE" disease claiming your worthless life. |
| buls too |
| Finally, real talk |
| Sounds cool, just loaded up 1000 shares |
| I just love sitting at the vet 1hr after my appointment time... glad I rushed over here to get here 10min early. Still sitting in the waiting room. Not like I have shit to do today... |
| bad idea |
| > force\n\n*A regard and his money are soon parted.* |
| Precious metals dont have a red day seems like. Gonna grab some puts on 12/31 |
| Bears in absolute shambles |
| Top signal. |
| There's no Santa, its called Jenson's Rally 😄😄😄 |
| early ber get the worm, already claim my spot behind Wendy |
| I mean I think it’s inevitable given how much cheaper their tech is that this is a buy and hold now. And yeah going 10x in one year for revenue is insane. I agree 2027 will be the big year but it looks promising |
| The forced Trump accounts will invest in them |
| how long dte |
| 🤖 |
| This is how you know I struck a nerve, when they are too flabbergasted to even reply other than give the canned "fries bag" response. This shit has a 99% chance of cratering now. |
| The absolute scam cannot help but go up and up. It is disgusting to see that you can get away with murder. |
| How is everything going?? |
| 🤖 |
| ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⣶⣤⡀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣬⣻⢿⣿⣿⡦\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠛⠁\n⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀\n⠀⢀⡠⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀\n⠰⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠇⠀⠠⠿⠿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀ |
| $4 more on spy, cmon bulls do your thing |
| NVDA endgame is....... INEVITABLE! |
| NVDA 4000 |
| Which transaction? |
| was a funny scam |
| To answer your specific question, sure. If it's a covered call, your intentions are to buy and hold anyway like an Index, and prices go up but never hits your strike, then yeah, it's guaranteed free money (on the option). \n\nThe risk is to the downside, you lose on your capital but collect on the premium. And the premium on the outrageous strike price is also minimum due to the differential on the stock and strike price, and IV. |
| Would rather watch old people fuck than this volume |
| Is the premium worth more than the decrease in value? Would that amount of capital, during that time, invested in a better performing stock, return more than the premium you reaped? Is the premium lower than inflation? Then you're losing money, even if your P&L is slightly positive. |
| u think? |
| Why would you put all your savings in 1 trade? |
| Breadth back to being dogshit |
| ber sounds smart, is poor tho |
| Nvda just had to take a piss |
| 2pm cash out buy puts |
| Right retards - bol and bers, I'm done trading for the year. Have a fantastic trade today. Wish you all a Merry Christmas and see you all next year 🎄🎄 🎄 . Also, Die Tesla Die. Fuck Elon |
| Omfg vix back to Biden market levels lol |
| 1000$ |
| I am not buying puts only because it’s the Santa rally |
| VIX calls |
| market flatter than taylor swift |
| What a filthy degenerate. $25 calls is nuts, that's a high they haven't seen in like 3 years. |
| A scam that sounds like an 80s movie. |
| Remember rare earths lol |
| I didn't get a paywall. Odd. |
| Gold Zilver and Asml just higher |
| The year is 2027. A Big Mac costs $3,750. |
| Username checks out\n\nEDIT: wth..? thank you mysterious stranger |
| What expiration you looking at? |
| What is NVDA’s endgame? |
| If you view recycled resin as a specialty product, company needs to only penetrate a very small percentage of the TAM. Of which we know there are many companies with sustainability mandates that will provide that demand. Friend could be referring to pyrolysis/ chemical recycling. But there are other technologies out there. Pct is the first of its kind. Scaling it will be a challenge |
| I don’t know how to tell you this but things blowing up tends to be a bad thing. |
| You belong here |
| Because most people fight for every penny instead of exiting at the free money and that doesnt always work out. |
| Shrek |
| CLX down 22% on the 3mo. Why own shit when you can own a money maker that *is* going to exist in 100 years and just updated their whole line to improve margins 🤔 |
| I feel pretty comfy loading up on $POET here. |
| Yea yea just lemme get a mcdouble combo please |
| I'd give anything to have and frame that picture in my house |
| thanks exactly why they are now talking about opening up these "private" investments to the public.. its called exit liquidity |
| it's funny how you can blindly guess the color of the current candle after reading 5-10 comments here |
| This year Santa is taking from *me* |
| Just went in on VIX calls myself. Buying calls anytime VIX is below $15, is guaranteed money. |
| Yea, then if it skyrockets up, you made 40$ instead of the having the stock last that point |
| The whole thing is literally about to break, Vix will rocket back to 20, Spy is going to go straight line down to 670 and thats just the beginning. |
| The only thing that can satiate this crackhead market is rate cuts which doesn't seem likely anymore, hence rotation into Mag7. |
| What the f' is Twitter? |
| AVGO call I sold at -50% around 10 am is now x2. AMD calls I sold at -50% around 10 am are now at breakeven. |
| Investment ❌.... Debt ✅ |
| I’m sure many thought this like amd sellers who got raped when the OpenAI deal dropped |
| Last time spy hit ATH mag 7 was red, this time it’s all green and it’s lagging, cmon spy make a Christmas miracle happen |
| You definitely blessing someone out there |
| Santa says Merry Mag 7 fuk the rest |
| Bought back more NVDA around 187.1, target 200. |
| Yo Santa this sucks ass |
| if there was actually 0 chance you could lose money, then those options would be worthless.\n\nthat being said, selling CC's is a great way to generate extra cash. good luck |
| Cause they are worthless LMAO |
| 100%. We have decided to offer you this *exciting opportunity* |
| Is it time to long MSTR? BTC pullback over? $200call expire in March? I’ve lost every trade ever |
| A 100% return was promised to me 24 hours ago! Move up spy you fat shit. |
| hey, just make sure you dont put pickles on mine. Its an easy job but somehow you guys always get it wrong |
| Why? |
| I got permanently banned from Twitter for talking shit to Joe Kernan from CNBC… Reached out to him and called him loser and he probably called Elon |
| easily the most cringe wsb poster of 2025 |
| The only thing Bubba is guilty of is getting the sloppiest top the world has ever seen from the mango menace. |
| Solid DD. |
| That’s bold Rivian bet wishing you a new ride in 2026 🚗 |
| NVDA remembered it has the biggest dick on wall street |
| Buy the NVDA dip! Next stop 200 |
| stfu |
| Cough, Pete Davidson, cough |
| Stretch goals\n\nBut with your asshole |
| Tesler can die |
| Democrats had the same files. Only victim info hidden |
| 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| I won $4 🥲 |
| Puts are so cheap rn holy |
| Thanks for the reminder.. brb. |
| But if I have shares of NETFLIX which seems to be on its way down for now, can I not just sell a bunch of $110 calls and collect the bag while it languishes? |
| Fuckers caught me scalpin' and bled out my morning gains in 5 mins. LMAO 🤌 |
| SMR\nLRN\nMSTR\nLCID\nHave all dropped like 50% in the last 3 months? Which one will make it back up? |
| Lolz, the data must be fake |
| You mean the 98% redacted files they continue to desperately hide? sure sure |
| Don’t worry, Uncle Sam is taking for 40k of that for taxes 🙂 |
| We got the biggest dark pool transaction in SPY history two weeks back, then had a week of massive get me the fuck out NOW selling. Now we are having multiple days of fake, complete options manipulation, gap up days where price doesnt move a cent but still rejecting the level we were at before the biggest transaction came thru. \n\nYea, surely it was a buy... dont worry about it I guess. |
| Oct was the top |
| But reddit told me the economy is in shambles |
| Oracle to Le Moon |
| Time to IPO so retail will buy your bags |
| Ur either a bot or mentally disabled irl |
| Sold my vix puts 98% gain. Ill probobly regret that tomorrow 😂 |
| CLX easy money in 2026 here. BIGLY BULLISH on Clorox sub-100. |
| Only one in those Epstein files that looks slightly guilty is Bubba... Even then. What a nothingburger |
| Because you're betting that your stocks will not grow, so inflation and the dollar debasement will eat their value |
| Idk but orcl is gonna die at some point |
| I and everyone here always believed in you, AMZN, and there's not a single bit of evidence to suggest otherwise. |
| Smh but never in the months I’m holding |
| Yeah and we’ll continue to automate more and more jobs as long as the people at the top believe it’s making them more money. \n\nSome new jobs will be created as a result. Robots will need servicing, assuming the early iterations aren’t capable of repairing one another. \n\nThe goal is to replace as many menial labor and low to mid level workers as possible over the next decade. As well as reduce the number of skilled labor in fields where AI can do the work of juniors and mid levels. \n\nThere’s a reason that every billionaire and big tech company CEO is investing hundreds of billions of dollars into robotics and AI. While many of them have made very clear statements that they envision a future where humans no longer have to work. \n\nLook up what Figure has been able to do in only 3 years as a company. With billions in investment from Bezos and others. There will be an accelerated replacement of the workforce over the next decade. It took us ~100 years to replace 10 billion jobs. But it might only take us another 10-20 more years to replace 50-60% of the remaining workforce with this emergent technology. |
| Israel hates when America invests in America.\n\n$LW FTW 🥔🚀 |
| I sold my nvda. Probably too early but 40% on leaps in a week is good |
| ok. we done w/ that weird bleed up |
| Okay guys funny prank let's turn back on the buying algos |
| Just a reminder that the Shanghai silver market closed with sliver over $72 |
| SOC 🚀🚀🚀 |
| There is no war against the rich vs poor. They don’t even know you exist. The real war is you versus the rest of the bottom K to get to be part of the top K. |
| Slow week. If you aren’t in early you might just die to theta |
| Tsla going up? |
| SMR looks good at this price |
| They are making sure my calls lose value |
| LMAO best comment today |
| Chat GPT says.. “no”. They are going to raise more capital for their AI BOT vans for AMZN. |
| "Dip" = yesterday's ATH |
| fingers crossed for another bull in 2026 so i can look like a genius again with 0 effort |
| Dont worry theyre just gonna force us into buying their shit investments through our 401k |
| Oh boy let’s help them by giving them ~~a fucking jail cell~~ infinite tax money when they cause a crisis. |
| At this rate, we need a breakout between pure AI and non AI growth. |
| Works until it doesn't. |
| Always |
| Buying crypto ETF’s is like giving your bro a handy but not looking him in the eye while doing it\n\nNot actually 🌈 |
| somebody please win powerball so I can stop buying tickets 🙏 |
| If I sell covered calls with an outrageous strike price that will never hit and collect like 40 cents every time, is it essentially guaranteed free money?\n\nWhy doesn’t everyone do this? |
| ty |
| pondering COST calls yolo in case tariffs get canceled? what go could wrong? |
| This will be deleted soon. |
| blows down? |
| yeah its a long term. hard to hold on to it when its not climbing like last year |
| Duol is extremely undervalued. All in to buy the dip? |
| Started the year with $20,000. My goal for this year was to turn $20K into $100k. \n\nGood news, I still got about 5 trading days left to make $96k\n\n#WHEWWWWWWWWWWW 🛼🛼 |
| # If you are not buying this dip in gold lord have mercy on you. |
| Yea... so if one of those Asian countries that we made hate us could just dump a few trillion treasury bills into the market to kick start this shit that'd be great. |
| Hard to not want to load up on VIX calls/ SPY puts at this level |
| This is part of nvda. It is mostly flat but then gains very quickly some days. |
| Fuck Papa Noel, hail Papa Jensen |
| MSFT is alive calls still dead |
| Reddit university graduates. Bin Laden got on a camera and literally explained it. He attacked Saudi Arabia and hated it. Islamists are anti-monarchy. |
| Paywall. But wondering how much of that is REITs and corporate real estate? |
| What even is FJET |
| Everyone selling Tesla to buy NVDA |
| Spy is about to get last minute coal for Chrysler |
| I don't think otherwise, obviously.\n\nMy point is that companies have been exploiting underlying inflationary conditions to raise prices way more than they need to in order to make record profits, all while dipshits try to argue that corporate price gouging has/had no impact on inflation. |
| Your flair negates your opinion.\n\n🤖 |
| I'm sure the fed is salivating at the thought of stepping in |
| I missed the scam pump so now I’m a perma ber |
| PARCLabs tracker / JasonLewris on X |
| TESLER DYINGGGG |
| Do yourself a favor and buy CSCO calls for late 2026 |
| Hollow PURPLE them BERS 🤌🟣 |
| Oh lord imma feel some pain, why did I buy ETHA\n\nI know the best way of making money is retarded but not supposed to go full retard 😭 |
| Trader friend just PM me that NVDA gonna reach 200 EOY. 😨\n\nI am buying it back at 187.5 😞 |
| GDP up = less chance of a rate cut = market panics. Why? |
| The volume is really low though. Relatively. |
| I wish I had bought that a month ago when I was looking at it. |
| If they do reach the 42$ (don't quote me) EPS in 2027 like they are anticipating, this stock is worth 700$ per share, or more. |
| I have no idea if you mean up or down. |
| AMD has really been letting me down lately |
| I’m sure even the molasses moves faster than this… |
| Exactly why I’m turning gay and buying ETFs. |
| Any plays right now |
| while ur waiting days to squeeze out $20 other people will close that position and resell and make 10x ur amount in the same time |
| elmo bulls sad |
| buy 0dte, expire worthless\n\nbuy powerball ticket, make $4\n\nget fucked wsb |
| Hahahaha bears😭🫵🏽🫵🏽🤡today is green just like the six eyes predicted 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽 |
| Offload on QQQ 0DTE 622 Calls at 10:00 was the move |
| Why do stonks only go up if noone buy them? |
| GOOG calls from yesterday into TSLA calls, send it |
| Uh oh |
| VIX looks like 2024 |
| Lord have mercy on this sub when NVDA eventually blows up…but I guess make money until then lol |
| Source? |
| China will need to build up their infrastructure as well. Datacenters aren't going to be the majority of the grid. Estimates I've seen is we'll need to add a few hundred GW of power over the next few years and we're largely fine with that at current build rates. |
| Traunched up and pinned tight. No more movement today 👍 you know what to do |
| why would i invest in RDDT when i see who posts here - myself included. |
| THIS SYSTEMIC VIX SUPPRESSION IS CRIMINAL! \n\n**CRIMINAL** I SAY |
| Ok puts |
| They’re just premium harvesting this week |
| RKLB getting refueled for next leg up. |
| META time |
| $25C strikes? Easy money for the seller |
| has that stock gone up at all over the last year. hey if you want it to go up buy puts it always works |
| 😓 |
| more premium selling peanuts than options |
| What I "Think" is that my port is fukd 🙁 |
| Trimmed 1/3 of my 187.5C NVDA which was my initial investment. Keep it pumping Jensen |
| Santa Rally over \n\n \nGrinch rally started\n\n \nSPY 660 EOD |
| 🫡 |
| Better to buy low than high |
| Love how volatile MU is, a perfect pump at open followed by a perfect dump only to V perfectly and then immediately reverse V |
| That is why I said Xmas rally has to be today |
| UH OH Bulls /s |
| I have no idea what you're trying to flex in the first few sentences.\n\nYeah their amylin doesn't appear to be competitive to be honest. It's a non-issue. Won't help NVO long term.\n\nLet's agree to disagree on the tirzepatide vs semaglutide point. One thing I'd say is I do believe tirzepatide won't be the king for long as there is some heavy competition coming mainly from VKTX with their PO dual GLP-GIP and their subq VK2735 which appears to have significantly better efficacy than both tirzepatide & retatrutide with a better tolerability profile. It's a very promising sector to invest in, that's for sure. |
| Inverse myself and WSB and bought retarded ethereum ETF to align myself with the lizard king Peter Thiel |
| OPEN is reportedly going to beat Q4 guidance by about $100,000,000 |
| The speed at NVDA is pumping is kinda sus. We may be becoming exit liquidity |
| I’m going back to bed. Please don’t crash the market while I’m sleeping |
| I only buy bitcoin but yeah i'd just be happy if it matched spy at this point. Getting rich quick is over. |
| HO-LEEEEEE this is boring today |
| Remember bitches tomorrow is half day trade wisely |
| just droppin by to tell u im to my balls in smci and i dont care what u think lessgo |
| just buy pslv |
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| Lmao, this is just economic illiteracy. Why not double healthcare prices tomorrow? Or triple them? |
| IBIT puts |
| Sir double inverse retard investing is not for the weak |
| Sold one contract here, will let the rest ride see if we get back to 200 |
| Try a femboy. |
| im sorry man |
| How ass is PYPL |
| and they pin rklb today. kewl |
| V for bull vendetta |
| It's got electrolytes! |
| ya lol. fixed |
| I don’t think it is money, I think it’s retarded |
| I hold nvda for months and it does nothing but be garbage and I finally close my position and it can only rocket up fuck this shit |
| I think you mean favors Netanyahu another right wing nazi acting sociopath |
| Shrek dildo for meta please |
| Picked a bad morning to sell my NVDA calls. Oh well, onto the next play.\n\n*Oh no I bought puts* |
| It has always been and will always be |
| Continue to offload NVDA at 188 (cost 182.8) and took profit, 😆 |
| You mean your dad? Felt like a stroke |
| Shit market. 90% of stocks are down but spy, nasdaq and dow up. Fuck this |
| Got 0dte puts, ready for the rally up now |
| If you think crypto is money then yes you are |
| No more meaningless than the total corporate profit |
| Not a single red candle for Nvidia\n\nJENSEN MY GOAT |
| TSLA dump so that it hits 500 on Christmas eve |
| What, you don't think the $100k per car company with the least reliable vehicles on the market is going to do well? |
| Why did I buy ethereum ETFs, am I retarded? |
| *Jingle bells, Santa smells, the rally never came,*\n\n*Oh what fun it is to watch our portfolios in flames, hey!* |
| get you on wall street |