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| Can't, DIDDY used up all the oil |
| Pretty sure heroin. But both will make them broke. |
| Did the treasury now move the algos up to 115 now lol |
| If you missed how stupid bulls are last week you’ll get a chance to see it all over again this week. |
| I’m sure the market will magically stay flat somehow, but oil over $120 tomorrow seems very likely. |
| I don’t like the ones where I can’t see what happens before it happens |
| Future are fake because the market decided on Friday that higher oil prices are bullish |
| Micro Crude $115 👀 |
| Oil still pumping and ur bullish? |
| Open the fucking market you crazy bastards |
| There was actually an article in The Atlantic about this |
| Almost green |
| **RemindMe! 15-01-2027** |
| If you live near a Buc-ee's, Buc-ee's.\n\nIf you don't live near a Buc-ee's, Spongebob. |
| 10,000 Iranian Rial? |
| Because it always V |
| Bunnies came out during this period historically. Theres something about that |
| Rip |
| I am bull, my account disagree |
| One 🌮 a day keeps your port green. |
| # of course not. even without the OPEC or the fucking wars PORTS ARE STILL BLEEDING due to EXCESSIVE GAMBLING HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAA |
| Oil stonks 🫨🫨🫨 |
| a tale as old as time. bears are fuk |
| yeah USO is not SLV only thing is taco sending tweets to make oil dip but that -30% slv back on January 31 was 100% manipulation |
| This sub is like drugs |
| right, there's no wsheroin sub at least |
| tariff is no over yet, 150 days on current tarriff ends new crazyness will start |
| Lmao you mean you asked chatgpt to read them.\n\nWhat is the risk score you calculated what is the formula for it? |
| green soon lol |
| Thats what I thought Friday... |
| Spy to 10,000 this week |
| Both are future related but brent is priced in farther in the future. So traders are anticipating the cost will decrease 2 months out more than it will decrease a month out |
| i mean.. we saw a even worse recovery thursday...? |
| lmfao, might be funniest thing I've seen since this started. Hope 🥭 saw it. |
| Happened on Thursday - There are Benzinga and WSJ articles explaining why the Brent-WTI spread flipped negative, both due to logistical reasons caused by the Strait closure and differences in how the futures contracts are structured |
| Any guess how much Nikkei is opening tonight? |
| I believe it's a pagan twist |
| delivers sooner |
| Cuba then rollback to Greenland or Canada |
| It’ll hit randomly in the next couple weeks for no identifiable reason. |
| 2am tweet leak: open the fuckin strait your crazy mothefucka's. u have 24 hours. |
| Been waiting for futures to buy gas for the week. Hoping it's cheaper. Sigh |
| It will v tomorrow dw |
| Easier to market |
| Bring Greenland back on the menu |
| People saying green SPY rn are copin |
| WaWa 😦🤌 |
| That’s coke |
| WTI to 114 |
| Bears that |
| Careers in US\n\n1. military\n\n2. Ice\n\n3. changing boomers diapers |
| 🥭 extends Iran 🇮🇷 deadline\n\nMotherfucker 🌮 without fail |
| both got ups and downsides |
| Pretty much |
| Bols this |
| Bruh - dafuq does a bunny have to do with jesus resurrecting? |
| I’m reading -0.60 |
| nice |
| A Medal from Trump himself. |
| Options. Heroin at least has rehab |
| A lot of these people don't even have 500$ |
| Nuclear war |
| Remember he told us that he expected stocks would be worse\nI guess he wants to make sure it is up to his expectations |
| That's why mango was praising Allah and begging the ayatollah to open the strait |
| now we V back to green |
| Im a paperhanded bitch why didnt i hold puts 😭 |
| Damn look at all those losers (me included) |
| So after the US is losing the Iran war, what will be the next distraction from the dieing economy? |
| Buc-ees or Spongebob? |
| what a retard |
| SPY -0.9% is enough to cook the calls tomorrow. |
| No. Steaming hot piss. |
| gonna be fun to watch these regarded bears blow up their ports in the coming weeks no crying in the casino boys |
| Tomorrow is gonna be a feast for bears |
| Tuesday is about to be fucking wild |
| Ahh yes Tax Deductions at Source |
| honestly its a fine line |
| \-0.71%.... what the fuck is this drop??? for ants??? |
| Why did wti surge past brent |
| I’m up rn |
| Was I the only one who interpreted the morning tweet as a nuke threat |
| *Spy +3%* vs your port, probably. |
| Oil at 115 … not sustainable. We cooked. |
| Why does it feel like people saying bols this bears that are all like 12 years old and has like $500 invested in their robin hood. |
| Corn taking a shit |
| Bulls already thinking they are back |
| Alt deal. You say no and you get a nuke. |
| would u be more worried abt ur son starting options or heroin? |
| Welcome to the gay club |
| Green by open |
| Me too bro, its ok, dont worry. |
| *Japan has entered the chat* |
| Lmao my condolences |
| Yet it can. Steel loses strength at around 1200F. Jet fuel burns around 2000F. Plus or minus |
| Fuck |
| Bulls just have to pay the toll then can have tendies. |
| It isn't race swapping, he was described as dark in the books |
| I shorted the market, have calls on oil, but a similar sentiment, I just want to feel that gambling sensation on Monday |
| Allah gonna rain down 72 delicious FD’s |
| Ping pong |
| Lmao already recovering, genuinely convinced we'll never see a circuit breaker ever again |
| If America had another civil war would it be east vs west? Or bul vs ber? |
| Oil up 3% and SPY not even down more than 1%?\n\nLooks like SPY and oil are sleeping in the same bed. Might as well change SPY to DIDDY |
| Bulls always win |
| Oil green. SPY green. What can possibly go wrong? 😂😂😂 |
| Hnngh omg I'm gonna fute. |
| smoke ‘em if you got ‘em |
| he's gonna keep escalating because its the only thing he can do, his whole gimmick is to continually push the Overton window further and further in to the extreme so that everything he did before seems tame in comparison\n\nshit is gonna get real crazy before this is all over |
| brent is due on monday |
| Write it down big Taco Tuesday in two days ! |
| Bought the dip |
| Pins |
| You would think it would be impossible to actually achieve anything substantial like that |
| Yes, depending in how morning opens he’ll say the opposite so his friends can take positions and bank\n\nOpen green? Insult Iran\nOpen red? Praise american army and say deal is almost done |
| Tired of winning |
| yes oil does |
| Congrats on having no life brother |
| Cmon crude you can reach 150 I believe in you 😂 |
| I'm "running" from this trade |
| Remember when life was simple, and we were asking people to show their butthole instead of opening their Hormuz? |
| When are you guys shorting USO ? Starting to look like SLV.\n |
| My only problem is that he should be weird looking, and they made him too sexy (no homo) |
| Why has straitofhummus the most comment karma 💀 |
| Hoping lunr hits 30 this week |
| wrong, you open the daily thread and feel the vibes |
| With great power comes... lots of pussy |
| Is it too late to buy some USO? |
| We still gonna attack their power infrastructure tomorrow or has that been delayed? |
| 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️ x 2 contracts |
| The muffin man!? |
| stop it that's my game |
| The taco bar is officially closed. Smart money knows the world is fucked. |
| As someone who has held puts on Sunday night. This is true. |
| Oil to 200!! Long live America 😀 $EGY |
| Was anyone else down on UCO at market close? |
| Red at night, bol's delight |
| that was last week |
| Thinking that \*anything\* is obvious in this market is how you get liquidated. |
| It's Easter |
| i have puts and its not red enough. green by morning gg |
| Don't forget the helium... |
| Google ES mini futures |
| Sucks to be in puts when they can only celebrate during premarket but can’t profit, only to open to a huge gaping loss |
| looks more like -1.0 |
| Because the bols won't come to their senses. |
| Fuck im top 1 % comments again. Losing money this week is guaranteed |
| I need to master the art of illusion. People are oblivious in their lives. |
| He’s got ANOTHER speech scheduled at 1pm ET tomorrow?!?! 🥭🤡🌮 |
| Green by open |
| Green in 1 hour |
| I'm offering:\n\n- To not blow up your power plants\n\nIn exchange:\n\n- You open the Strait, the only piece of leverage you have over me\n\n😐\n\nDeal? |
| https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/ES%3DF/ |
| bagholderspotted |
| Sit back and relax |
| It’s funny race swapping Snape in the new Harry Potter upsets so many people. |
| Lol |
| I mean tell them too that we stop the taco trades . \n\nSorry for my bad Englisch , I’m a europoor |
| Show em who’s boss and have a measuring contest!! 🍆 |
| This you?\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/BotBouncer/s/0ThvR9lq1B |
| LUNRLUNRLUNR |
| Remember what the speaker of eeran parliament said. Futes are fake and inverse premarket pumps/dumps |
| It's rampant. One of these crazy swings will break most of them. It's noticeably better than a month ago. Less and less garbage posts |
| These comments prove there are still dumb people around |
| Because they "entered". For rescue a pilot. |
| With your eyes |
| Wlp, going 50% cash on Thurs was the move. Still sucks for the other half of my port lol |
| maybe the taco is reversed this time |
| lol |
| Plot twist: red fyoots, then maroon at open. |
| ES |
| who's ready for the V by open? |
| Why does this thread look like a bull vs bear war |
| For which hole exactly? |
| markets are stupid and I'm against them from now on, I feel like leonida at the termopilees or how tf that's written |
| Sprite mango citrus and some tequila taste like ice cream |
| Winning harder everyday |
| Trump will TACO on tuesday. |
| $10k USD net worth to them is upper middle class. We’re gonna bag some baddies |
| High margin is like waving a red cape in front of a bull. Startups and hyperscalers are the bulls. |
| \-1% is peanuts |
| What should i tell them exactly? Whats the issue with them here? |
| Why r futures up 2% when the strait still closed????????? |
| Ange na rajyam |
| 5min haven’t even passed since the last threat 😂 |
| How do I see spy futes? |
| Puts then calls or calls then puts |
| Es00 |
| Brent futures keep going up every refresh... opened +1.5 and up to +2.4% |
| ESmain |
| Tomorrow he will claim that has received a phone call begging for a deal and offering presents.\n\nOn Tuesday you guys know… big TACO day incoming…\n\nPlan accordingly because this one is very obvious |
| let's hope something else does the same |
| Timing/expiration sounds like the bigger problem not direction, this is the same pattern as the last few weeks |
| Don't worry bols. -1% is basically green |
| mnq or es. |
| The taco bar is closing. Market knows you can’t fix irreversible damage to the global energy sector with a tweet |
| Honestly, you bears look like clowns right now |
| Iranians buying bitcoin because in 40 hours there will be nothing left in their country |
| honestly less down than i would’ve thought… was expecting opening -2% and drift to limit down before open barring a “done deal” tweet |
| Real question should be why we can’t do emojis anymore |
| Naturally |
| How many hot dogs per day is too many? |
| I’m most likely getting weekly calls at open |
| Only thing trading rationally |
| BLOOOOOOD!!!! BLÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜD!!!!!!!! |
| Now you know how futes feel |
| She’s a keeper |
| Are we seeing the same bars? |
| if I was iranian leaders I'd post an IG story ''CRAZY BASTARDS HAVING FUN'' |
| 3 and a half |
| Relax bol, the strait will open itself.\n\nBut first it will open your asshole. |
| BERS ARE COOKED |
| Narrator.wav |
| Huge crash coming |
| ANNA stock. 1000 shares in |
| Spare a thought for the Japanese government who were so regarded they shorted crude to prop up their currency |
| I bought May 1 puts at the Thursday open bottom, what do I deserve? |
| Was her boyfriend involved as well |
| as long as tesla keeps dropping...its all good..praise be to Allah! |
| My port is full bear but idk why bers are riling up the bols after last week when they pumped the market on crumbs of positive news twice |
| We should have an amendment "Right to 0dte" |
| Holy Allah WTI Midland (oil futes) went up like a rocket |
| Russel 2000 had a heart attack and dying 📉 |
| bers need it to crater -2% to survive the traditional Monday morning TACO pump. |
| i'm bored... wen private equity crisis |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| When oil goes to 200 dollars a barrel do Japan and America both go bankrupt together in a short squeeze that sends oil to $1000 a barrel? |
| John, get the hummus |
| Butthole Sun was a great song |
| they count pilot rescue as "force entry", not the same as invasion |
| Some sort of hero |
| Tell that 8 billion Pakistanis and Indians |
| Scrumptious |
| how u crazy bastards doing? |
| They already entered yesterday lol - thats why it’s 100% |
| Yesss |
| Damn. Save some 🅱️ussy for the rest of us |
| Can they be margin called? |
| They want us poor so market will be flat until options are worthless |
| What ticker do I follow to see spy futes? |
| Lawdey na bhojyam |
| Why can’t I find these chats anymore. Who the fuck is responsible? |
| Everyone one of you that bought calls last week on that fake pump deserves what is coming to you this week. |
| ......... |
| "You know the rules bro; ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free."\n\n"Well shit, I ain't a millionaire so ass it is I guess." |
| Those were some loose times |
| stop it or they gonna make another war to cover this up |
| About to do my boss like pooh did Gucci if he don’t sign this pto |
| Eating a bigass salad with aragula, bell pepper, strawberries, feta, cherry tomatoes, sunflower seeds, and little bits of crispy fried onion. Dressing is a simple mix of olive oil, balsamic, and maple syrup. |
| Half the people here couldn't even point to eye-ran on a map before March 1st |
| Honestly this could be a good thing, global macroeconomics have been a little stagnant for the last 80 years, it was probably time to shake things up tbh |
| # US forces enter Iran by..? apr 30 plymarket odds 100%\n\nwe are talking about taco - |
| US Treasury Dept. |
| Gold futes out here scamming can’t even turn on!! |
| Hope my PL shorts print |
| corn calling futes bluff |
| Congrats. I enjoy mine. |
| Bearly red |
| There is a tension, in the air. Do you feel it? I know I do: I feel it down in my plumbs. |
| a lot of TDS in this chat rn |
| wait |
| What type of fucking idiot would short oil in the midst of all this |
| Time to go long on NKE, turnaround play of the year. |
| Well, thats to late, pitchforks against AR15 by ICE isnt a good match. TOO LATE! |
| What if hes too old to reverse? Someone abt to die would do some desperate shit |
| Lmao their memes are on point |
| fucking poors never learn |
| Hell no, it's 200k barrels to replace like a 13 million shortfall, it makes no sense. |
| No way. |
| Liberation day vibes |
| Have you looked at oil |
| For how much of a shit storm this year has been, only being down like 4% is pretty solid |
| Only thing dumber than 🥭 is bulls. |
| Yeah, arent most chats like that? People like me are reading them even if nobody responds |
| Wait till he learns crude oil up not good for business |
| Lil Tillamook yogurts holding steady at .76c/ea\n\nBer r fuk |
| Does private credit run on oil? |
| Hahahahahaha |
| 👀👀😽 |
| Reminder that jet fuel can't melt steel beams. |
| Nice of you to take your mom out on a date |
| There’s a non-zero chance netanyahu will say praise allah this month |
| Pump the Fuckin’ Futes, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to JPoW |
| I audibly laughed |
| Yeah my first thought after reading is "they'll just declare bankruptcy to escape this" lmao |
| People getting excited in this mf |
| Looks like "Taco-Trades" are over. The clown clowned himself. \n\nIts really getting time guys, he wasted so much of all your money already and u are still trading to his posts. Lets get rid of him and get the real market back! |
| Bol yapping last night after they barely got the stranded copilot only to open to -.7% futes |
| V is incoming, get ready |
| 3.35% APR 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| We live in a market where every metric is telling you we are fucked but we probably somehow will end up flat tomorrow. 🍿🍿🍿 |
| I should be legally allowed to loose monies on 0Dte weekends too |
| Regards in this thread |
| Us goyvernment |
| FUK U BUL\n\nNO FUK U BER |
| yes please, I just need to offload my puts, then it's all good I promise |
| Except for every fucking Monday I have puts |
| Remember when the strait WASN’T closed? |
| Girl I was on a date with last night was talking about sunning her butthole |
 https://x.com/IRANinZB/status/2040827338171003322 x.com |
| The real question is, who cares? |
| Market's inverse relationship with oil back on track. Was worried about them |
| Everyone, sleep well tonight! I am monitoring the situation |
| Oh god. Bulls are gonna cope all summer, huh? |
| Who’s acting like that? I’m a bear and I fully expect a taco any minute frankly |
| Cope |
| green bars on the way, its over for the bears |
| BOJ desered to be liquidated for that move. Pure retardium there |
| Step 3, sell doomsday bunker for 100000000000% profit, live as wealthiest man on planet for the next 30 minutes while you watch the nukes fall |
| Cope. |
| > 🌑 Mar 22: “Open Hormuz in 48 hrs!”\n> \n> 🌓 Mar 26: “Open Hormuz in 5 days!”\n> \n> 🌔 Mar 27: “Open Hormuz in 10 days!”\n> \n> 🌕 Apr 4: “Open Hormuz in 48 hrs!”\n>\n> 🌒 Apr 5: “Open Hormuz by Tuesday!”\n>\n> 🌖 Apr 7: “Open fuckin’ strait by Tue!”\n>\n> 🌓 Apr 7: “Open Hormuz by Wednesday” |
| West Texas Intermediate Crude Oil is stored in the balls. |
| I know, I hate the Juice too. |
| were the files really epsteins? |
| Wait... is /CL some kind of tech stock that just released a cutting-edge new product or something? |
| Let’s go futes |
| Sadly I can’t trust my farts anymore |
| calls on SQQQ tm?\n\n |
| Maybe he just needs a good night sleep and tomorrow he will TACO. Right? Right???? |
| Just got into a fist fight with a crypto bro trying to steal my spot behind the dumpster ✊😤✊ |
| LUNR moved for Artemis because Artemis' success improves LUNR's future business opportunities since they are working on cislunar positioning navigation and timing. This is a bad analogy. The company and Artemis are at least slightly related |
| whats he gonna bring out a nuke? |
| on a serious note, americans won't be able to avert the fallout from trump's communication style as it is backed by a seizable part of the us population.\n\nalso twitter is nowadays mainly a place to push narratives on the behest of certain elites.\n\nlongtern bearish equities and usd |
| About 3years min. |
| literally every Monday has opened with a gap down |
| yeah bears i'm sure this red will stick for sure by open 🤡 |
| I am gay. How did you know?? |
| Selling to pay the IRS my capital gains and now I’m down 😭overall last two years.\nWhy the f do I even bother |
| Futes down 0.69% and bers acting like we're about to get a circuit breaker instead of green by open |
| You mean the energy intensive tech that relies on low interest rate ? Good luck with that 😂 |
| It’s like “10 days or so” |
| Just bought a Tesla due to high gas prices. |
| Fuck duck ducking duck my calls !!! |
| Lost all faith at this point |
| Will CL or spy reach 200 first? |
| That's fine so long as it bleeds all day |
| Geez.. what a fukin group of 🤡 to threaten global energy and food security |
| US sent warship to the wrong strait and it is stuck like the Evergreen |
| One way chat? |
| # Dunno guys...it's looking like we gonna have high oil prices for a while. |
| ready to deploy at spy 490 |
| #STAY AT HOME |
| My puts getting destroyed every day |
| Honestly, less than 1% drill is tame in the grand scheme of things happening. \n\nWithout the buy the dip saving the indexes last week, we would be seeing low 620's.. |
| this is a stupid post. Everyone with any knowledge or degree in aerospace knows virgin galactic is a failed company. Everyone knows this, no amount of spacex success is going to change that or the sentiment.\n\nVirgin galactic has no working product and their seat ticket sales are meaningless. 750k per seat is peepeepoopoo money compared to the money from launching real valuable payload into space. |
| Looks like USO is going back to 500 and SPY is going back to 100 ✅ |
| I’m color blind |
| Bright green by morning |
| Tech very bullish no matter what |
| Ez ber trap tomorrow |
| Its more like a live chat than anything else, its fun to see semi-real time reactions |
| What’s BTC doing lol |
| Of all the times to buy calls, what told you it was now? |
| What were you trading |
| Once the boomers 401ks get wiped, then the pitchforks come out |
| open the fucking casino you crazy bastards |
| The same plan as ever pinky. The fetal position |
| Futes are actually hella bullish right now. Every time we've had a mega gap down like the 2% days on Mondays at the start of the war, or this past Thursday, we always pump. The biggest red days we have had are the ones that are organic (the sell-off takes place during the day). |
| If BOJ was seriously shorting oil .. we about to be super fuked |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/xz93jzjNSj yup |
| Only up from here! Futes are fake, you’re gay, ber fuk |
| Oh fuck futes are not ripping |
| open by green 🌱 |
| Bro they already stormed Congress for less. \n\n\>Meanwhile this current guy takes hits.\n\nLike, from a meth pipe? Yeah, it shows. |
| Maybe it’s cause they just don’t care what he says anymore lol |
| # WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK OIL IS TELLING US? |
| OPEN IT UP YOU CRAZY BASTARDS |
| Nobody better forget Wednesday night and into Thursday. Futures show a trend but this market is really a fucking coin flip no matter what recently lol |
| Macro s*** here. During the brexit they found out the truck drivers and strawberry pickers can't be found. Badum! |
| If “she” is money, yes. |
| Green by morning |
| #/es vs /cl epic battle 🤣🤣🤣 wow CL is gonna bend over spy like a fuckin cuck |
| We’ll come back at 7 pm after Easter dinner and see what’s going on. Eating turkey will save my portfolio. |
| is it me or is brent not moving at all and wti is mooning |
| .... and stay down |
| Ooff looks like my shorts are safe |
| Every time I feel the irs getting too close I simply stick my arms out and start spinning helicopter brrrrrrrr |
| Is he dead? |
| Only calls that will print is oil |
| Market is learning you can’t just taco irreversible damage to the global energy supply chain |
| Well the oil believe it |
| 8 ball. Either kind |
| Ofc the one time I get calls it dumps bro this world fucking hates me |
| Oil will reach 200$ at the end of week |
| Reddit, Inc. -> `135.765` (-0.235 / -0.173%) |
| I feel like broke Nostradamus |
| !p RDDT |
| # OIL JUST GIVES NO FUCKS. |
| That would be a lesbian. I can't see any other group who would have that motivation. Same reason that rumour does not go away about Ronaldo. |
| Dm pic |
| I don’t think so. Do you have a big pp? |
| Price is nothing without time |
| I have 12K in 1DTE puts LFG!!! |
| Crude futures above $115, you are FKD |
| Green or red, doesn’t matter. Ghey by open. |
| He is definitely more of a Nurgle's pudgy little schizo plague pig rather than one of Khorne's foaming-at-mouth loonies |
| And tuesday they will get another time extension |
| Calls on steel beams |
| fake and gay futes green by open red at night buls delight lmaooo ber r fuk |
| This shit will be green for no apparent reason tomorrow morning |
| If this shit crashes after my puts expired useless after that absolute BULLSHIT pump on Thursday I gonna lose it |
| EGGS are $35? this is not what i voted for 😤 |
| Oil is mooning |
| # Not worth it. |
| May vs June contracts.\n\nEdit: not higher where I am looking, but front months are not the same, anyway. |
| Hahahhahahahhahahahahaaaa gullibulls |
| Oil starting to reach march 9th highs is crazy |
| bers when futes are down -0.1%, ITS OVER SELL EVERYTHING |
| Futures down another 100 points in the first 10 minutes. |
| market doesnt believe in taco threats, he might need to get angrier |
| They will get revised to negative anyways lol |
| Bols forgot you need oil to make cars go vroom and the money printer can’t print oil |
| # STOCKS. ONLY. GO. UP. \n\nOil skyrocketing doesn't matter. |
| Stephanie link on cnbc is still bolish |
| Actually too bullish |
| i shaved my ~~balls~~ legs for this? |
| Looks pretty green to me |
| # I remember last year no one believed in liberation day so the market didn't react till fruit salad man brought out the billboard. What if Tuesday is gonna be the same thing? |
| Due to some old news released as new. Not saying there won't be another pump from some fabricated lie but it'll only work for so long before mango will either need to accept defeat and pull out or put boots on the ground to sink it |
| Ports getting crucified |
| 99% of posts in here nobody replies to. Yet the same keep posting. Is this the meaning of NPCs? |
| Bulls should sleep very early before the real dump happens at midnight |
| PJ or commercial? |
| I googled “oil futures” and the magic internet company chart only says 2% so I think we’re fine. |
| dont chase the market dont chase the market dont chase the market |
| Whine when it hits a hundred |
| Mama mia |
| Cash Gang here |
| No. |
| I guess those oil changes and filling the vehicles up with fuel *was* an investment |
| #LMFAO @ BULLS HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA AAA SUCKERS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Yeah, am sure your calls are going to print with oil at $115/barrel 😂 |
| Would they be even more disappointed than bols though? Y'all sure do cope funny anytime you're about to experience your portfolio getting blown to smithereens. |
| Yes now wonder Miloni running everywhere she hot tho |
| Best bears can get is <1% with everything going on lol |
| will market remember the insane jobnumberss friday? |
| But but but...the resurrection |
| Everything will be up Monday, including oil. Does it make sense? Fuck no, but nothing makes sense in clown world |
| Fuckin' WTI, You Crazy Bastard! |
| 115 WTI 🛢️🚀🛢️🚀🛢️🚀\n\nBols with calls over the weekend are regarded - living in a fantasy land |
| # WE CAN'T BE COMFORTABLE WITH OIL BEING THIS HIGH, RIGHT GUYS? |
| Cash goon squadron leader reporting for duty |
| Zyzz |
| fake futes |
| Tell her to open Hormuz |
| GREEN BY OPEN GET READY FOR THE V!!! |
| #Futes DRILLIN just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
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| you have to see the bigger picture, check again |
| Pathetic. Can't futures just future the inevitable future taco that is already written in our future. Green by open pls n thx |
| green by open for no fucking reason, regarded market |
| 48 trading hours |
| Might be trying for bear market rally territory soon .. these pump days gonna be volatile |
| Not often under WTI. Still trying to figure that one out |
| btc up 2% over weekend we will recovery by open |
| #There are literal jet fuel shortages in italy |
| Problem is, I get annoyed when with her, but miss her when without her. This is a relationship sub, right? |
| Just woke up from a coma, how my spy 700C looking 1dte |
| lmao ur ports are gonna get allauakbarred. CASHGANG REPORTIN |
| What is Eggs lol |
| Luckily Iran still has time innit |
| all i see are bulls coping |
| not even 1% down and bears are celebing |
| Broooooo OIIILLLLLLLL |
| It turns on at 3am |
| Wishing you good fortune brother |
| # HOLY FUCK OIL LOL. IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD OUT THERE. |
| can anyone confirm if the 48 hours is only during business hours on weekdays? or what |
| Praise Allah |
| Yes I’m your step daddy now |
| My quant (short for quantum spacetime scientist) told me that the futures look grim, and I decided to invest all my money in my doomsday bunker. \n\nPro-tip: make sure nobody knows the location of your doomsday bunker. |
| Yes! |
| Praise be Allah. |
| apparently hell is about to reign. looking forward to that |
| W T I \n\nF U C K I N G\n\nL O L |
| Oh we oilmaxxing |
| Do americans still trust the bubble they are living in? How deep the markets need to fall for them to wake up? |
| https://preview.redd.it/29p36s5u3gtg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e097630063c210dc2ec9b61661b2be2b46136be |
| Better guarantee of delivery? |
| d dad? |
| Donnie is making my commodities 401k gush. 💦 |
| Oil up 44% over night OMG !!!!! |
| yea whoever is shorting natty gas - cut that shit out it's not funny anymore and makes you look gey. let that shit go back to 2.9\n\n |
| Eggs to $100 |
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| Barely down. Plunge protection team working overtime. |
| \-1.3% is considered black monday? Wut? |
| Oil to $200 |
| Futards |
| Pedos gonna Pedo |
| He's going to one sidedly claim they came to a deal and cancel the bombing before market open, causing market to rip upwards. Then Iran will announce by 10am for the 11th time that he's full of shit and talking to himself again, which will rugpull everyone for what is... I stopped counting |
| WTI at 2% and climbing |
| I hold 2 TSLA puts expiring 4/17 and I jacked up to the tits for tomorrow |
| KEEP PUMPING THE OIL!!! |
| UH OH BOLS OIL RIPPIN 🚀🛢️ |
| Vix is down somehow? |
| oil soaring\n\n |
| bulls you stupid motherfkers LMAO |
| Thar she blows |
| Thanks jabroni. |
| You misppelled, "Mule" |
| Investing.com is kil |
| Bullbasaur |
| You mean bullish? |
| Crude at 114 |
| Believe it or not, puts on USO followed by calls in USO |
| THIS IS GONNA BE THE ONE THIS TIME GUYS, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A BLACK MONDAY SINCE COVID! |
| Oil looks insanely strong |
| Well according to the muffin man the crazy bastards are going to open the strait, praise be to Allah. lol wtf |
| Nah |
| \*week |
| Are you me? |
| Crazy I did rounds in your mom. Hella cream pies |
| reports of a heavy blanket of strikes across Shiraz, Fars, & Qom provinces |
| I'm always amused by people discussing futures as though they mean anything. At least the crayon eater TA people have brightly colored lines and pretty pictures and stuff. Futuretards don't even have that. |
| If chart still mean anything in this tweet trading world, it looks like a none stop dump to make lower low. |
| So as per 🥭.. gonna need this “fukin strait open” … oil $200 |
| Gold back to the 3000s please. |
| It's flat isn't it? |
| Wait why is WTI higher than Brent? WTF is going on? That can't be right. |
| What's BTC at? My chart isn't working. \n\nMust be Dial-up connection. |
| Did you even thank allah? |
| excellent, i can now continue looking at my little numbers |
| I have more faith in my penny biotech stocks that I am hold as gamble rather that anything else |
| Down |
| indices look like a sinking stone and bulls claiming it’s a flesh wound lmao |
| I have a pimple on my chin \n \nThis has been a cashflow face update |
| Science! |
| Dino blood |
| That’s how you get the next country bombed |
| I love when bols cry |
| The more cope spam we get the lower we’ll go 🥰🥰🥰🤡🫵 |
| To where |
| Interesting |
| Do you even praise be to Allah, habibi? |
| This market is so fake wars cancelled it goes up 5% warns actually continuing minus half a percent at best\n |
| 630 was the bottom, now we go to 700\n\n |
| GREEN BY OPEN! |
| Send me a postcard from Mars! |
| Sp -.7 crude oil +2 |
| If we short Tesla do we get Space X shorts? |
| This rally was just a lower high. It will only make the price structure stronger and deeper |
| _Allah has entered the chat_\n\n😳😳😳😳😳 |
| Oil to $200 this year. |
| Who is Al Bab and why is is anoos closed? |
| Yayyy |
| Idk, 0.7% right now...\n\nProbably -1.3% by open.\n\nBlack Monday incoming. |
| 🥭 converting to Islam on Easter was priced in |
| Bears eat bulls. Should have picked a stronger animal, like T-Rex. |
| Bulls pissed af saying basically flat 😂 your calls are fucked. Gap fill at 630s |
| Green by open as usual |
| U mean a person who’s been inside u? |
| What are the futes?\n |
| Uh guys oil is still pumping |
| Corn is fake and ghey |
| Green by open |
| BHENCHODEEE |
| Not even -1% |
| Considering the shitstorm of tweets futures are oddly ok. But my high beta stocks will be down a bazillion. |
| So sometime tonight we're either gonna be wishing we jumped on puts on friday, or seeing a +2% reversal on some tweet by 7am |
| Who cares? |
| Yawn. 🐂 Got caught again |
| Just so people remember, last thursday futures were down 1.2% before market open and we ended up green EOD on thursday. Futures are literally fake and ghey, regardless if you're a bol or bear. |
| That’s the entire point |
| I will not stand for this Dino slander! Oil is from plant matter, not dinos!\n\nPlus Plant Juice sounds healthier 💀 |
| Rivian R2 |
| Motley fool is pushing rocket labs |
| Oil is rippin to 120 by open |
| Stoopid Donnie |
| Even if you're bearish, I don't know how you can be long here. |
| Financial jihad against the bulls. |
| My insider told me Elon is announcing that if you have Tesla shares you can get SpaceX IPO shares. \n\n |
| Gas juice gonna go up even more if oil keeps going like this |
| Holy shit, are we going to zero??? |
| It's not dumping fast enough. I'm worried |
| Best hedge against 2026 greatest financial crisis? Full size suv or gold? |
| Basically flat\n\nWhat an absolute snooze fest |
| Why would Allah do this??? |
| I am going to wait until US early morning to start buying stuff. Ta-co Ta-co Taco-man will wake up and reverses his previous statement as is his eternal obligation then we cave a random sized pump after. |
| Cream by midnight |
| MADARCHOD AUR NEECHEE JAAAA |
| -0.7% |
| Bears very disappointed in that open don’t let them lie to you |
| US500 |
| He didn't even taco in the situation I'm referring to |
| Flat zzz 😴 |
| President dump |
| I had this friend once, he had this green opaque bong, he was being a drunken asshole. While we were in the other room smoking he screamed out. ‘Better not smoke without me!’…. I took his bong and ripped this huge fart into it… I walked into the other room with my hand over the top of it pretending it needed to be cleared. He grab it and bonged my fart and fucking puked everywhere. |
| Green by open easy |
| I'm in |
| Guy a lot is going to happen between now and market open and none of it bolds well for your calls. |
| All this fud to open futes at -0.3%\n\nBers LMAO |
| don’t panic man |
| Dino juice said f ur tweet bro |
| Same as every Sunday then. Doomsaying bears. |
| In nature, bulls are vegans. Which makes them gay. |
| Lowkey kinda flat |
| Isnt oil futures still closed for next 2hrs? |
| Not down enough, this is gonna end up green. |
| I had about 30% of my portfolio in VDE and XLE.\n\nThe rest are your typical S&P500 and international index funds.\n\nI guess I'm going to get flashbanged with bright green and bright red. |
| When we turn green tomorrow I don’t want to hear the complaining about manipulation. |
| Lmao stinkin bols 📉📉 |
| BREAKING: By order of Supreme Leader 🥭, the female easter bunnies were egged to death for not wearing a burka and showing too much ankles |
| Abbreviating the “fucking” in “open the fuckin’ strait” is bearish |
| Nothing just watching this shit show |
| The bull trap got yall lol |
| Get fucked 🥭 |
| So full port $MELANIA? |
| Kind of hard to taco after going full war crimes this morning |
| I’m looking for a bunker and a disposable, self-destructing toilet |
| PCE is going to be fun on Thursday |
| Bull is sad but bear doesn't believe in this Future either lol |
| Investing . com |
| PLEASE GIVE US A -2% DAY!!! ALLAHHH🙏 |
| OMG people are losing it |
| Oil open was insane lol - Asia is thirsty af for that American ‘ol |
| Bears are in control and it’s not even pride month yet |
| green by midnight lol 🤗 |
| green by open because this market is autistic |
| What are you selling |
| Going to Ukraine to find a wife through Anastasia Date next week. Group tour |
| Oil to 150, praise to Allah |
| You guys overreacting way too hard |
| He finally encountered people that he cannot fathom and cannot bully: zealots that will fight him to the death on principle. |
 OPEC+ debates making oil output hike amid Iran war paralysis, sources say OPEC+ may approve an oil output increase, despite the fact that its key members are unable to actually raise production due to the U.S.-Israeli war with Iran. www.cnbc.com |
| Uh oh |
| Cue the fake and ghey comments.\n\nGet bent, bulls. |
| Bargain. |
| Another day of Mango negotiating with himself |
| Lmao |
| Green like titties at St Patties. |
| pretty flat for a 3 day gap and all this news. |
| See you in two weeks |
| Just chugged the last of a quadruple shot cocktail. Let’s get this fucking futures chart charting. |
| That is what is going on my tomb stone |
| Futures don’t matter we wait till tomorrow morning |
| You already have a bet going - APP to 340.0 before 10-Apr-2026 01:40 PM -05 |
| Huh look |
| !banbet TSLA $500 1w |
| Tradingview |
| Have you all even said thank you?? |
| I member last time this happened bears were up til 4am counting their imaginary gains to only get wiped out by open |
| Buying puts at open for an instant reversal after I buy. |
| Huh |
| Even corn doesn't believe the markets anymore |
| Oil on its way to ATH this week |
| Uh oh Bols |
| WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT |
| I'm panic selling everything at open. Fuck it. |
| Oh shit |
| Trump hitting the hookah like “wallah they want a ceasefire JD” |
| hhhwhip saw my good man |
| inverse yourself without cheating. trade what truly feels uncomfortable to you. |
| Investing.com |
| How are futes looking ? |
| Tell us your next move please |
| Oil +1.5% now |
| Greening out |
| 🌽 lmao |
| Bols punching air |
| Ok. Maybe a little red\n\n\n\n🤣🤣🤣 |
| I just paid $77 to fill up a tank of unleaded gas. |
| 113. Bye nerd |
| ☝️ what that guy said |
| Green week. |
| GREEN BY OPEN |
| #bols LMAO🤌 |
| yup SPY 700 on monday |
| Green by open |
| Everybody will think they can roll their own solution and we will create tech debt faster than ever before. But we will save money…. 🤔 |
| #Once again Weekend Dow was correct LMAO🤌 |
| Im down 4k by open if this keeps up, honestly fuck this shit.\n\nMarket always does the opposite of my moves. |
| seriously? its literally been 1 min futures open |
| THANK YOU 😭 THANK YOU 😭 THANK YOU 😭 |
| Yea nothing burger.. markets do really give much attention to tweets anymore i guess. (maybe - who knows) |
| Can use robinhood |
| My first thought was „is SPY at 600-620“ and my second thought was enjoy the ban noob |
| Good thing I held my puts over the weekend. I knew something stupid was gonna happen |
| Ooooooh my God |
| No way these futes can ever turn green by tomorrow guaranteed |
| What y’all use to see futures? |
| Bols defeated once again. Congrats! |
| Oh there it is, i called it, the green oil dildo <3 |
| green by open |
| I do both so 🤷♂️ |
| 115 crude, sayonara bul |
| Sadly😢 |
| Holy shit we're fucked |
| Why is gold still closed |
| Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything. It's fucking over. |
| Chinga tu madre spy |
| dips about to be bought back in literally 5 mins |
| 🥭 gotta try tweeting out to Buddha now. Allah did not like this. |
| You're a top 1% commentor so I choose to believe you |
| Flat tomorrow. There are as many bers than bols.\n\nPerfect equilibrium. |
| Mass EVs is actually worse for us because the grid can't handle it. It's better to stay at home and have electricity than being able to drive. |
| -0.69% 😉 |
| Girls, your boyfriend is not online at midnight because he's cheating on you, he's online because he's looking at the U.S. stock market futures. |
| President swore on bullshit central, so likely green by open? |
| Oil is a nothing burger. What a surprise |
| FAHHH |
| lmao bulls r sooooo fuk! |
| # SOMEBODY PUMP IT BACK UP |
| This thread is now a retarded bull copium thread for the next 16 hours. |
| Futes gonna fute |
| They are all dead dude. |
| I'm fucked! Lol |
| SPY -0.69% lol |
| lol bears and bulls. theta wins\n\n |
| Is their a REIT for this for those of us who dont have 30000 USD to buy land? \n\n |
| Family BBQ? I thought people did Easter brunch. |
| yea thats gg bulls |
| Same as every sunday down by 0.5% |
| WHAT IS THAT CANDLE LOL |
| Mama mia |
| Oil hulking |
| Nothing bigly |
| I don’t disagree but I also can’t really comprehend how it’s possible that he manufactures reality from pure bullshit and pissant rage. |
| is this the best bears can do? lol, green by open |
| \-.6% on the S&P |
| 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| Red at night bulls delight |
| OIL FUTES +2% |
| Cope. Previously they still operated primarily in USD for international transactions, just like everyone else in the Gulf. This significantly pushes them to operate in Yuan. |
| Boom |
| Guhhhhh |
| Futures vs me and a glass of bourbon, who reaches the bottom first? |
| Guh |
| Theres no fun on that! |
| Holy guhhhhhh |
| Gonna shit my pants |
| under rated comment ⬆️ |
| How the fuck is SPY down 1%.\n\nOver for bul. |
| Obviously the path to Enlightenment is through bombing Iran |
| Tomorrow |
| Double team 69 here. Happy easter |
| You know he’s checking on futes 🥭 |
| I think the max hype and highs for all Space stocks will be the morning of SpaceX IPO then they will sell off hard after |
| My move: GUH |
| We actually green again WOW 🤩 |
| Agree |
| Bulls now have to go back to easter dinner pretending to have not lost their entire portfolio |
| Genuinely no way of knowing atp |
| Red by green |
| Hail Mary! |
| Ask allah |
| 2 min? |
| Just in time for... Eaarrrrrrrrnings |
| The amount of people that are about to rush and check futures even though it will mean absolutely nothing for your positions is mind boggling. Had to hurry and get this comment off before I check myself. |
| I hate to break it to you but Mango doesn't need anyone to make him sound unhinged. |
| Drum roll please....and it always takes investing.com a few minutes to open |
| Diddy should let loose his oil reserves |
| We shall see |
| They'll be back trading in 3 days |
| Let's fuckin bet on this |
| 2 min till the guaranteed destruction of the market |
| Why would Buddha do this? |
| Keep it closed please |
| Feels flat |
| The problem is that if there is a big drop, It's not going to spike again like covid. like everyone will be fucked |
| Soon |
| Remember the first 15 moves are fake |
| Lmao. “Be right back” |
| My main Youtube account was stuck on that algorithm since 2020 and I had to make a new account because every video will eventually autoplay till it arrives at Japanese city pop |
| Look at the UK and Michigan, they may disagree with that statement |
| OPEN THE CASINO!! |
| Tomorrow I’ll just sit back and watch the world burn, I’m not trying to predict this insane market. |
| I drink water. |
| Until they’re revised down 150k next month |
| A cpl of hrs old, yes. |
| Okay okay gimme sec |
| Down 1% |
| Rumor has it, he's still holding |
| Making moves? I’m pulling out whatever cash I have so I can atleast start a fire and cook whatever I need to |
| Stagflation is a good thing, right? RIGHT? |
| You just checked if futes were open during a family bbq 🫵🫵🫵 |
| ick |
| Nervous as hell |
| I’m ded |
| Thanks bro dunno what I got down voted wtf |
| You got a point man |
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| Feelin like howie from uncut gems recently |
| > Iran is taking payment in Yuan for crossing the Strait.\n\nThis is nothing new as Iran is sanctioned. Total nothingburger. |
| Futures are gay |
| Yep |
| They are burning coal to compensate |
| Wsb doesn’t understand bonds |
| It's WSB not slowmovingbullshitthateventuallymatters |
| Monday was a good day. Let’s not talk about Tuesday though. |
| Iran just keeps making 🥭 become more and more unhinged. He thought he could just go in there and pull a Venezuela and then move on to Cuba. The dude doesnt even think one move ahead its all just reactions |
| Weds |
| Can Disney+ do it too? |
| AI does everything. No matter how regarded, it will trade on a headline's sentiment |
| I believe that children are the future (s) |
| BREAKING: in the last 5 minutes a record number of degenerate traders just mysteriously excused themselves from easter dinner |
| Red it is until the market opens tomorrow and then bulls are gonna party |
| Boy dinner: pigs in a blanket, pickle brined chicken wings |
| Impossible. 🥭 is bombing innocent countries the stock market will crash so hard |
| OPEN THE FUCKING OIL FUTES YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!!! |
| Oh mb u left sm context like how the lack of gas leads to them being homeless. Also im pretty sure japan relies more on trains than cars but idk |
| It's apparently been confirmed Iran is taking payment in Yuan for crossing the Strait.\n\nIf this is the beginning of the end of the petrodollar, the US economy is pretty fucked. Losing global reserve status makes our deficits and debt go from manageable to absolute crisis. |
| Erm, actually, SPY is up 4 percent in the last 3 trading days. |
| “Everything in my pants must go!” |
| Just inverse whatever the Sunday futures shows, that what happens last week if you recalled. |
| I always heard the phrase ‘Ramblings of an old man’ but never experienced it. Finally I get it now. |
| Any recommendations? |
| Compared to all other space companies, this is the only one that is "create a solution and then look for a problem" |
| Fake and/or |
| God willing tonight will be more of the same |
| u in asia i suppose |
| All their negotiators got killed lol |
| Thank you. |
| no one ever talks bonds anymore and they’re the linchpin in this whole thing |
| What cocktail are you making? |
| > I’m convincing my friends to All sell their stocks too\n\nMarket gonna rocket to SPY 700 and break your relationship with your friends. Never do this. |
| ICLN could be the ticket |
| eventually 🥭 will force himself to leave this war due to midterms and claim a "victory" by destroying Iran's physical assets but the economic fuckup Iran is doing with the Strait will burn far more long term\n\nthat's why Iran is willing to stick it out |
| Open the Fuckin’ Futes, you crazy bastards! Praise be to allah. |
| Just come to California, just drove past 6.39 |
| Here we go. This is why we wake up in the morning. This is it. |
| Fingers crossed 🤞 |
| we will pump today on the insane jobnumbers friday btw |
| 1 bazillion |
| To be fair, Corn only matters between friday at 8pm and sunday at 6pm. |
| Incoming new lost decade. 10 year stagflation, praise be to allah. Theta boys win. 😩 |
| Bitcoin already green, its 0.42% up, its gonna open green |
| Your friends will forget the 10 good pieces of advice and remember the 1 that lost them money. |
| Have you guys ever gooned so hard that you got a leg cramp? |
| Stacking renewable under trump is like stacking tech under Obama |
| "let's remake Jira guys, this'll surely end up being cheaper!" |
| Shorting USO or buying SCO... either way, west Texas crude will likely fall. |
| Keep doing Allah's work 🌈 |
| Are we there yet? |
| i dont drink, just take edibles daily. Wake up feeeling refreshed, no hang overs |
| Finally got an upvote. Turns out i just post shit content. Thought my posts werent showing up |
| He had to step out. Anything I can help you with? |
| Allah. |
| Only if you are winning 🤣 |
| Rip fute |
| Whoever guesses closest spy futes opening wins a prize |
| Does LINE go up or LINE go down? It’s on the board but is dead flat… |
| LMAO |
| #OMG\n\n\nIt's still closed |
| 5 minutes until limit down for bull ports |
| Futes open at 6pm, rest of the 24 hour market on Robinhood/whatever other broker that has 24 hour trading opens up at 8pm. |
| Oil prices about to give 🌽 a reality check in 5 min |
| I bought a 4/17 635P on Thursday. What day do you think it will go itm? |
| Bitcoin is up 0.3% , dont need futures |
| “Used to be” |
| I mean if youre the legend’s son, you have nothing to worry about |
| As a counterpoint : SaaS won't lose to AI. Shitty SMB enterprise SaaS will lose to AI.\n\nLike there is very little reason for 80% of single-purpose B2B SaaS apps to exist when Claude can build something tailored to your business's exact process and needs that doesn't need to scale to 100K internal users. \n\nThe SaaS companies that survive will provide real world capabilities and platforms, not just CRUD apps with a bit of business logic sprinkled on top.\n |
| Futures gonna open flat as the Earth |
| Man most of the girls out there are just there to waste your time just concentrate on yourself |
| InB4 flat Futes |
| how are they only down 75%? |
| im guessing limit down |
| Bottom is in |
| If there any consolation, the world will live on less oil for the next 5 years or so.. and maybe just maybe a little cleaner air. |
| Long on doggos asshole |
| Old? |
| I’m so confident the market will crash another 20% to 30% that I sold all my stocks last week. 🥭 so dumb he will cause the biggest crash in a while and it’s so obvious. I’m convincing my friends to\nAll sell their stocks too |
| Bears about to find out war is bullish again |
| >An aviation notice issued Saturday said that “due to limited fuel availability from Air BP Italia, refueling services for operators contractually linked to Air BP Italia may be subject to restrictions.” The affected airports are Bologna, Milan Linate, Treviso and Venice.\n\nhttps://www.politico.eu/article/italy-airport-jet-fuel-restriction |
| Some Iranian construction penny stock is gonna fucking moon. IRGC ticker (Inshalla Real Good Construction) |
| Nah it's ending that desperately retarded plea with "Praise be to Allah" as a standing president of US lmao. You can put\n\n"Praise be to Allah" - Donald Trump, 2026\n\nand nobody can refute it because now we have it as an actual tweet |
| 420 by the mid-terms. |
| The only futures I care about is my future. |
| i am bear but given how regarded market is. it will likely open green |
| Those people rather die than negotiate \nAnd our leader rather die than be wrong \n\nGosh I lost so much since this shit happened \nThe only reward I got it fucking snake from yesterday |
| Infrastructure weak |
| not 1 hour? |
| You I think trump is using extreme rhetoric today to push markets down as far as he can Monday, using fear.\n\nThere will be some kind of taco when the deadline is maxed out. Far OTM calls at the bottom?? |
| I'll buy many houses there then lmao |
| Get ready for the huge green hulk bers you're gonna need all the lube you can buy with your march gains |
| New recession indicator just dropped |
| Really? Lmfao.. wtf |
| I really don't think admin advisors are texting Araghchi but hey gotta pump the market somehow right? |
| No, not yet |
| gonna be a long year. possibly a long great depression 2.0 |
| Futures in 8 minutes |
| It's only a circle jerk about the rescue, that means nothing in the grand scheme of things |
| Futes open in 8 minutes boys. Godspeed |
| I'm still half in. Never know, market's detached from reality. It'll rally on QE murmurs increasing, or Warsh could lower rates just because... If we do bounce back up to SPY 675ish, def loading up on hedges |
| i came here to post this |
| You'll know it's bad when Costco runs out of water and 50 pound bags of rice |
| Futures are going to open. |
| i hope japan already started shorting oil that'd be really funny |
| Commodity markets open in six minutes. Easy money on crude and heating oil. |
| 8 minutes until my life has meaning again |
| Super sharp, thank you for the info. |
| Definitely true but your calls still are fucked though |
| Really I’m just hoping for the market to recognize the reality of the situation so I can get paid for being right. I wish we lived in a world where we weren’t even allowed to make money speculating on derivatives, but I’ll make the best of a bad situation. |
| Oil prices still over $100 a barrel the longer this happens the more the economy is like you trying to climb a mountain with a cement block on your head |
| I think 590-610 is realistic |
| Let me just make a few calls to the office and I'll have that handled, please hold |
| Could be worse… dude could be 13 and abandoned in mar a lago |
| Presiden Dump will join military officials in the Oval Office for a news conference at 1 pm EST Monday. |
| Will we be waking up to $6/gal gas in the morning in the east coast, that is the question |
| Gap down then climbs to green in 10 mins |
| looks like someone forgot to take their psychosis meds 🤭 |
| Should go back to 100 |
| Hahahahahaha this made me laugh |
| somehow the DXY will go to 101 tomorrow |
| I like the idea dude |
| A guy is lying on the floor, bleeding to death.\n\nThe hospital makes an announcement that at some point in the future it will take more blood donations. |
| Futes gonna open up 0.5% |
| I think it's OPEC's new streaming service |
| Are you also new to any kinda news and current events from 5 weeks ago until today? |
| Spy always opens at 6pm on a sunday like a good boy |
| Thank you brother. |
| I'm so sorry |
| Fucking panic sell everything then calls on ROPE |
| in truth I was in such a rush to get down there I didn't even take off my bike helmet before getting out on the field... probably why I got as far as I did |
| Legitimately 50/50 shot |
| My puts only need three consecutive circuit breakers to be possible, and then I'll be able to sell, right guys? Right? |
| Dry up and get some money. You’ll be fine. |
| Problem is … it’s a crowded trade |
| Short guys who are like 6 feet and a little chubby like with 8% body fat are much more attractive |
| We will see on Monday |
| Inshallah |
| Sometimes I click on the notification about 🥭 post. But I never get the fun market moving news only the boring unimportant shit 😔 |
| I'm going to restock my bomb shelter |
| Neither had Hormuz almost fully closed. This is about the oil for the market no one would care about the war otherwise |
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| Maybe |
| You are special. They included you too |
| Start with the oldest first |
| Praise be to Powell |
| Iran leaving the USA on read 😂 |
| Bitcoin is up 0.25% as of right now youre wrong |
| Afghanistan and Iraq also happened during a lost decade where the stock market had zero returns. |
| You are going to give up now??? NEVER give up like that, always chase after her even if it takes you your whole life. Eventually she will come around. \n\nAlso buy calls. |
| My spy 628 puts that expire tomorrow and down 75% are definitely going to print tomorrow right guys? |
| Not sure you want that, I think the tweets are what's keeping the market from drilling to the center of the earth right now |
| If anyone believes this is going anywhere other than down is dafter than 🥭 |
| Lots of words here calls or puts |
| Second the edibles. Lucky I haven’t had one today because they loosen my tongue |
| Guys will we see spy at 600 in 2026 or is that too low ?? |
| “open the fckn strait you crazy bastards”\ngotta be the quote of the century |
| Why are war negotiations happening on social media? |
| Lmao |
| Awww come here |
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| Because Jesus saw your search history |
| olive trees are in demand, the Italians have realised they like pineapple on pizza and need to create a distraction |
| Last week he said the war will propably end in 2 weeks, but at the same time gave a deadline until Monday which he extended now to tuesday. what a joke. |
| The only reason I'm here is because I got yelled at for pushing kids out of the way at the Easter Egg hunt. I thought 1 through 5 was the amount of eggs we were allowed to get, not the age of kids I would be competing with. Apparently the whole function is no adults allowed. Miffed!! |
| Saylor otherwise it'd be red af |
| Joe: infrastructure week! 👷\n\n🥭: infrastructure week! 💣 |
| This is the key. Or edibles. |
| You are my family. |
| Futes flat guarunteed |