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| 8 million million? Does the number include yo momma amortized future earnings? Including tips? |
| Europe brutal lol |
| Hell yeah, 75k shares cross multiple accounts |
| The talking heads playing dumb trying to change the narrative aren't stupid, they're cunning. These people don't argue in good faith. People are getting fed up with this crap, why should anyone pay taxes when this is what we get. |
| Meh. |
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| YOU ARE A MILLIONARE NOW, TAKE PROFIT!!! |
| Tomorrow will be the most boring day ever |
| What about down? |
| Selling happens on Friday, then green Monday due to post-weekend clarity. |
| I mean, I totally agree. I could retire comfortably off $1.5m right now but for some reason, once people actually get there, they've already upgraded their lifestyle and need more. |
| Sadly lol |
| Wut if u die |
| how did your life change? Always wonder what actual irl changes happen from something like this |
| Who gives a fuck. Investigate them and arrest the ones doing it.\n\n\nI like how as soon as some moron points at something everyone suddenly has to look and it's the most important story in the world.\n\n\nMeanwhile, these fucks are frauding themselves into hundreds of billions of dollars while the goobers are all "sOmaLi dAyCarE!!!! Shreikkkkk!!!" |
| What run? This is just a beginning, a small bump. |
| I got 3$ in bitcoin 2$ in etherium, and 1 dollar in dogecoin. |
| So which stock is the next pump and dump? |
| isn’t be regarded the point? |
| Mocha Brown 9" |
| That MFer. I knew that!! |
| Don’t be like others on this site. Keep the earnings. |
| Some guy named Vlad |
| I don't think you learned something (besides the formalities of course)\n\n\nThere is not much to learn from a couple of trades because you don't know whether your alpha was non existing or if you had alpha but your number of trades was too low to for the overall portfolio to converge to the profit area.\n\n\nIt's like playing the one armed bandit for half an hour and then saying "Yeah I learned a lot, next time will go better!". |
| This sub doesn’t allow posts when the stock is under $500 million MC. Just crossed that number this week |
| Holy massive position. This one gonna make you rich! |
| It's just getting started |
| May be some volatility and wild swings, but the whole of 2026 will be a bull run in my opinion. |
| How did you do it, friend? I'm quite interested in the topic of options. |
| https://preview.redd.it/pdeepsmzctag1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff2ec60db8b65c616008a7688d921084d5d74869\n\nDont judge my trading fees! |
| Well we all know who their mom is |
| Tiny whale lives in your well/water system |
| It has nowhere to go but up. Period. |
| Same, although I did lose out on my nov and dec calls expiring as I had the 3$ ones |
| Lugano Blue GT3 |
| how |
| Of what |
| I think if I ever want to maximize the payout on my 2019 van I should just tap the breaks on the freeway slightly. Easiest thing in the world to get some asshole to rear end you. Free KBB payout for your shitty old car. |
| Good times, good times. |
| This shit sounds like quantum physics to me. \n \nEvery time I think I am ready to dip my toes in to gambling, I read a post like this and realize I'd have no idea what I am doing. |
| The hero we need |
| Brother, take the profit and go home. Enjoy your life, you made it, put that shit and voo or whatever and chillax |
| Who won a Porsche from robbinghood? |
| Acting like anyone knows what anything does on this sub is hilarious to me. Its all a bunch of monkeys trying to recreate shakespeare and eventually some do. \n\nMy point was that whatever the tax rate, its not like its going to take away all their gains and the exact tax rate probably isn't that relevant atm because they haven't decided to sell, people are just discussing the possibility of it happening.\n\nAnd btw, based on what that other guy said. I think the tax rate they would end up paying is somewhere between 20 and 40%. So I wasn't wrong. |
| Wow yeah bro I could tell. I’m sorry |
| Holy shit LMAO🤌 |
| LMAO |
| Outperformed the market in 2025...by losing so much more |
| The way they gamble, not for long. |
| I'm not paying your taxes either |
| Same thing we do every day, Pinky. Try to take over the world. |
| 2o26 iS thE yEaR oF Ai |
| Y'all ever take a shit and it's like such a powerful shit that you have to take a nap afterwards?\n\nGreat way to start the new year. |
| If you look at the uncut footage, you see those same kids being walked back out less than an hour later.\n\nNo fucking clue why big media would perpetuate a fraud by editing a video to support a narrative (they've never done that), but you gotta watch the real video before you pass your judgements lol. |
| People need to vent. WSB is apparently one of those spaces. 🤝Welcome to the internet. |
| smooth brains think ncaa conferences matter nowadays... lul |
| Fair |
| SILVER TO ZERO |
| Close, but actually it's remote hand washing done by a dude with a waldo rig in Mumbai |
| That is for physical trades. But there was an announcement they can settle paper contracts in cash. So my question and confusion is still the same. |
| *Morgan freeman pointing up emote* |
| I want a SLS AMG 🚗 |
| Yo and here I thought I was heavily invested in this gem..\nMore than 3k of the 2,5 ‘27 contracts? Dayum son! |
| Convince me |
| So thats why they call it SanDisk |
| if you are not with krypto, you offically hate money. Because you not join the party with Mango, Melon und Sailor Moon |
| Bruh…. Happy new year…. |
| i've had 10k-ish shares for a bit now. It's due for takeoff soon LFG. |
| What’s your opinion on bidets |
| Are there people seriously believing the Somalis are providing real daycare to real children?\n\nLike is there any legitimate person thinking "why are they making a fuss, clearly these people are not fraudulent "?\n\nThere's no fucking way lol. Noooo way. I refuse to believe there are real people on this earth that watch that video and dont immediately see rampant fraud. Between the daycares, home Healthcare, and transport service companies, there ain't no way a person thinks its legit. |
| Los Thuthanaka has to be some kind of alien communication or something. I don't know if it's good as "music", as it's mostly a bunch of mishmashed noise, but it scratches the brain in some kind of way.\n\nNext acid trip, Los Thuthanaka. |
| You’re at KFC |
| Bro CBS of all places just played security footage of people dropping kids off all day. Get out of your echo chamber. |
| My SLS position is up over 100k. Can’t wait to see what the new year brings. This is my retirement ticket |
| As opposed to 6am in the evening? |
| WHY. DID. YOU. NOT. POST. BEFORE. THE. BULL. RUN? \n\nFAKE. |
| Chat if you’ve ever traded futures you’d know that margin requirements change if there are highly volatile moves in the product its not a conspiracy against your silver calls |
| I too like Selective Laser Sintering, a process of 3D printing metal! |
| SLV bots replaced by SLS bots |
| I miss when ASTS was below 10$, missed out big time when people were talking about it back then |
| They should declare YTD unrealized loss. Right? |
| Never do |
| they will buy more |
| I think when people dump as much money into crypto as has been done it doesn’t matter if it’s good or not, it becomes a business model |
| Western Digital (+268% in 2025) and Micron (+227%) both have the golden touch of Sanjay Mehrotra\n\nSanjay was the co-founder of SanDisk until it got acquired by Western Digital & is now the CEO of Micron |
| bama... lul |
| You better watch it... |
| Ah thanks. Just checked and it was dec 31st 2024!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/lxszxxgzbtag1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=420e5135619a23af38b8bbc739f8c01a641a493d |
| His tenant will rent his place for $1,000, squat, then turn it into an Airbnb for $1,000/night. |
| It’s a scam talking about a scam LMAO 🤌 |
| I aspire to be in these leagues someday holy... |
| $2300 gives me money to live off of each month in NC. Pays my rent AND all my bills. |
| Pics? |
| Are you also trying to sell silver you bought last week? |
| Best play out there to start the new year of right |
| Congrats! |
| I'll keep the Wendy's job application ready for you when you lose it all this year. This is WSB. No one realizes gains. |
| Well done! What’s your strategy? Other than buying Google obviously, I noticed Google was at like 11 P/E in April and bought shares, wasn’t smart enough to buy calls but ohh well I still came out ok on it! |
| Gonna need AAPL down -1% this week or next |
| In the post I mention I started buying KRKNF this month |
| OP made a million dollars and we’re already talking about him moving to Pakistan. I love wsb |
| Welp a new pump and dumped has formed |
| I mean. If you can invest $4k and turn it into a million. I can invest $4k and turn it into $0.\n\nGlad we each know our potential. |
| QQQ has been on a downward trend since October, when it made its last ATH. |
| Just save some for taxes |
| And they all use RH! |
| eyeing any new stuff that's as or less obvious? 🙂 |
| If you think that you’ll be sadly disappointed. Do you know what a sapper train is? |
| It's 6am in the morning in China. You lying retard. |
| Post an update when you do, like a coin flip 0 or 2 million! |
| 🌈🏳️🌈🦄🤡 |
| Incredible positioning. |
| Tesla has 11.5k bitcoin and a total for 1.35B digital assets according to my AI girlfriend |
| 3 weeks |
| https://preview.redd.it/7uigujmqbtag1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=33671d7b9dfdb454d7d213df0804b2ebc4493a60 |
| SLS |
| Genuine question: do you actually believe they arent fraudulent? Like do you believe they are actually providing childcare for real children? I gotta know. |
| What are these gains you speak of? |
| I mean you said Jan 1 2025 - market is closed Jan 1 |
| Same! 30,000 shares, should have gotten more |
| At some point I feel like even tesla bulls have to get a grasp on reality and admit the stock price makes no sense.\n\nIt's powered by unicorn farts |
| Any space bros have insight on RDW? |
| Dudes not of the closet yet clearly. He can’t defeat you |
| “Just went viral” in 2021…. Only back in news now bc the right-wing bots have been t9ld to push the story. So you’re right in that one way |
| My brother in Christ, notice how Burry said Tesla is overvalued but has NVDA and PLTR puts NOT TSLA puts (you’re not copying him at all). Careful playing with fire. |
| I’m long as fuck SLS from .88 and not selling!\n\nLETS FUCKING GO! |
| I'm in for high six digit too. Unbelievable clinical backdrop and ready for this top to blow |
| Now that’s the attitude we are looking for! |
| Our net worth is close to $8MM rn. My wife is only comfortable with me gambling $5k of our money a year though, after I lost $70-80k in 2021. And I pretty much lose the $5k every year. I’m retarded when it comes to options. |
| Question- Random luck or are you familiar with the companies behind the stocks? If familiar, do you have thoughts on RDW? I’ve seen it come up here and there but not real sure on it |
| Kicking myself for not putting more on SLS when was sub $2. I hear it loud and clear now. Putting $50k on it tomorrow. |
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| Bla bla bla we get it holier than thou Redditor |
| https://preview.redd.it/o6rs4nf3btag1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=790d2c5fd70a529529d07063113e36b1c19622c3\n\nAnd I have 22k in my Trad Ira and 6k in my Roth on Fidelity |
| META calls |
| This screenshot was from today. Robinhood doesnt remove the today gains from their UI |
| I’m in China right now and there’s lines at the shops waiting to sell their silver they bought last week. |
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| I need a stock for a good one-day swing trade. |
| Going to be incredible in 2026 |
| Outperformed the market in 2025, so hooray me |
| Not a big conspiracy theorist but I don’t think dishwashers are real. There is no machine that sprays water and cleans it. A tiny man crawls up from the pipes and hand washes everything before making his journey back underground to wash others dishes |
| Brilliant observation. Thank you. |
| Are all the people being recruited quite old? |
| better than last year's |
| Talk about a massive 🐳 🚀 |
| Doesn’t Tesla hold a lot of crypto? Maybe that’s where people are pricing them in.\n\nCrypto is retarded but it’s obvious they are making it a thing |
| >So did COMEX really announce on December 30th that they will not guarantee physical delivery but will settle in cash?\n\nNo. |
| You guys ready for luckin 2 electric boogaloo? It's up 300% since being delisted 5 years ago and eyeing up another us ipo. \n\nMeanwhile starbucks is down 25% over 5 years |
| How did you buy on a day the market was closed on? |
| NBIS is going straight to $67.06 |
| You should be safe for a few more years. I dont think AI can give handies behind the Wendy's yet. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/-SebasSama- made a bet that SPY would go to 625.0 within **1 month** when it was 681.825 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| OPEN THE CASINO |
| retard watching |
| I don't use turbo tax, but I do my own taxes each year. If your broker reported cost basis to the IRS (most do) then all you need to do is post the aggregates on form 8949. You only need to post individual trades if there is a special circumstance like a wash sale. |
| Government shutting down again at the end of Jan so I guess it kinda works in your favor? |
| Thinking 2026 is asts year? It was up 260% in 2025. How greedy can you get? |
| You need double or triple that to really retire comfortably. If you're young? You could let it sit in an index and you'll retire early in 15-20 years. If you're greedy and think you're righteous because you're trying to retire your mom? You might risk it all and lose it trying to win faster. One thing to risk 4k. Another to risk a milly. \n\nThat's OP's problem. |
| Being drunk and stoned vs stunting on some dads at 7.30 am. I know which I go for. Are you sure you are not ghey? |
| Right wing weirdos are trying to break down their doors. |
| You're only $999,875 away from $1mm! |
| SLS most definitely and without a doubt |
| If you're scared of an October blip, investing may not be for you. |
| https://preview.redd.it/dxszqh0yatag1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=36857cc36929fe029bcc8d808f71fccc08e220f0 |
| Welp, starting fresh feels pretty good. I don’t have to be preoccupied with “making it all back.” But what do I do with the $250k loss? Can I really only deduct $6k of that loss each year? |
| I would have got a $13,000 distribution if I had all my UNH money in UNHG. Now I just need UNH to rip to make some more money. Literally paid a higher distribution than the dividend yield on UNH |
| She is headed to Marine OCS. I don’t think sadboi gambler is her type. 😂 |
| Are you looking on GRND? LOL |
| I’m not paying my taxes this year who else? |
| Bought at $4 but for how much? 150K ? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/itssomeidiot made a bet that NVDA would go to 175.0 within **1 week** when it was 188.865 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 24 wins and 19 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Lisa Su feels intimidated & threatened that Micron is about to overtake AMD in market cap lmao 🤌\n\n$349 billion vs $321 billion |
| Car dealers should be launched into the sun. |
| exactly tf is this. wsb has really gone downhill |
| It’s a crazy coincidence that zohran ran on a universal childcare initiative and is officially becoming the mayor and the Somali day care controversy just went viral over the last week |
| Not a bull, not a bear, but a dumbass.\n\n\n1) They can't, but who cares.\n2) No idea, but who cares.\n3) They won't, but who cares.\n\n\nYou're on wsb, you're not likely to get smart answers. Take my response to you as an example. |
| Sigh. \n\nMarket sentiment meter is presently pointing at "skeptical". Check everything. Data center buildout, quantum computing, flying taxis, uranium extraction,. small modular reactors, rare earth extraction and processing, rocket launches, because space!, etc, etc, etc.\n\nIt's all crap. And while knowing it's all crap, we just go along with it. Well, don't do that! Crap is crap! \n\nJust sell everything which is crap (you know what it is, if you bought the crap (don't you?)). Park the resulting cash in $BIL and wait to see what the 2026 lemmings decide to flock towards. |
| Not bad. I saw that mega overnight drop and wondered |
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| I mean yeah it's easy to make a fake graph and post it online. Any post could be fake, so at a certain point you just say fuck it and take everything at face value. The only person who truly loses is the fake poster. |
| What about the old ones? |
| Thursday night must be retards night on wallstreetbets my god. |
| Oh Shit silver bugs on about this export ban hard!! GL |
| wait until Vail resorts takes your idea |
| they shut that hustle down this morning lmao |
| Only about $6900 worth. 401 shares. Have only owned it since late August. They don’t offer a “dividend” but I guess they do an annual distribution that I had no clue was gonna happen. So basically got about 10% of my money back just from the distribution. |
| Because they can write to their stockbrokers and be confident the instruction will get there within 24 hours, sure. Or even call them up at local rates on the rotary dial telephone. |
| Screen shot is as good as taking profit! |
| thats not what you told my dad last night |
| I can see I offended your boyfriend |
| Since we’re all sharing our wins and gain porn for the year…\n\nOne time back in April I made $125 on a covered call. 💅 |
| We know they are going to pump the fuck out of the market. They do it everytime it goes down 1% |
| People aren’t going to lose faith/sell while the stock is going up\n\nMight need a general stock market correction to …*correct* |
| 188 fill\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9n9ct0f8atag1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=980ef56e8bf30c908404420dd2014c7321339288\n\nLMAO |
| Username checks out. |
| Since they are equity options, if it’s realized after more than 1 year holding the position - he gets long term capital gains treatment. If it’s realized this year his taxes will be owed for 2026. It’s like a 400k loan against what he owes the government for the rest of 2026 once it’s realized, however at the cost of penalties and interest if he keeps it and doesn’t do his quarterly estimated payments. OP basically has to do the math on waiting until it’s nearly at expiration to sell for the favorable tax treatment vs risking losing money from now til then. It’s the difference between an effective tax rate of roughly 35% vs paying only 18% in taxes |
| I got you |
| He should of swallowed you |
| What is the point of hate-filled garbage on WSB? Isnt there some sub for politically-divisive rants with no real point? |
| What are you buying now? |
| My adoptive grandmother (who lives down the street, is 95, sharp as a tack and loves our family) says "if you live as long as me, everyone you know either dies or gets fucked up, so make smart decisions, roll with the punches, stop to smell the roses and don't take too many risks".\n\nI am not sure what Grandma D would think of this post. \n\nI am thinking she would say "don't be greedy you greasy fuck head" lol. But I am going to ask her. |
| Comex decides the price so if silver does start another parabolic run up, they can just give you whatever price they deem viable and you get screwed if you are holding paper contracts |
| Banbet! AMZN $250 6 weeks |
| no buddy just you and my dad |
| YES BECAUSE I WAS AROUND FOR SLAVERY IN THE 1800S. BRILLIANT COMMENT |
| If I had a nickel for every retarded woke idiot crying Tesla stock shorts on Reddit id be a trillionaire like Elon musk. |
| How much did you own of it? And how long? Out of curiousity |
| Especially when they ask this before your name |
| Retail must have a great year until September last year, where tech stock market became flat (QQQ +8% only since 9/1/2025), rotation started, and meme stocks crashed. Only a few millions dollars posts and most of them are from big tech or already-surged-in-2024 ASTS or RKLB plays.\n\nHow about the old days where everyone seemed to +$1M here every 3 months? |
| Somewhere out there there's a woman (or maybe 10) that wants to marry me\n\nBut due to fate, we haven't met yet\n\nAnd honestly I'm not going to reach out because I'm focused on saving as much money as possible in the stock market\n\nUntil then, she's going to be spinning wheels all her life on dating apps or with the wrong men because she never found me |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/sixtheperfectnumber** bet **NBIS** goes from **83.53** to **100.0** before **31-Jan-2026 05:08 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 2 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet NBIS 100 30d |
| I used to be a trader like you, then I took a margin to the knee |
| Those poor zoo animals in New York City don’t know what’s coming |
| Your pp is closer to the Planck length than to 2 inches. Banality central here tonight. |
| Take that shit out next time market opens. I don't want to be a doom sayer, but you are risking way too much now. This isn't some little 4k play like you started at. This is not you being some type of genius, this is the market going on a crazy run for way too long. |
| Shanghai (physical market) & Dubai now set the price |
| Tf is going on with daycares |
| Are you guys Learing? |
| I commented about my existential crisis this morning and someone said\n\n “you’re not dead and you’re not Russian, what’s so bad?”\n\nThank you for that, bro was spot on |
| WSB free daycare is not fake and gey |
| SLS |
| LOL 🤌 Godspeed |
| I don't. Can you help a regard out? |
| I'm still trying to figure out WHY you went basically full port, into HOOD calls. My guess is that this bounces back after Jan/Feb ER, but you'll still end up with a 40% loss. |
| I'm confused and don't know if I understand correctly. So did COMEX really announce on December 30th that they will not guarantee physical delivery but will settle in cash?\n\nAt which price? Who decides that?\n\nI understand this is why silver is crashing, but if there is no price discovery it could be any value any time. \n\nSo how does it work tomorrow? |
| Dextroamphetamine, nicotine, caffeine, nootropics, etc. |
| This is the kind of money that allows you to start working a hobby career and make most stressors vanish. It’s basically fuck you money if you can manage a credit card and lifestyle inflation. Assuming we’re not talking about a ultra luxury lifestyle, that amount of money would cover almost 10 years of my expenses (assuming no change in lifestyle) |
| Bullish for sure |
| How to make joke: write random sentence with the word *daycare* in it |
| RemindMe! 2 years |
| Just you retard |
| Yeah probably |
| In the last 3 weeks, I have lost track of the Weekends |
| I guess someone is still sore about the loss of their family's loyally devoted dark1e work force. Y'all will feel better after a couple mint juleps LMAO 👌 |
| Calls |
| >they have a good product\n\n\nPlease do tell what product do they have? |
| Premarket |
| I hope your talking meth not coffee. |
| Lol probaby less |
| have you defeated any yet |
| Wow! And there’s more to come here. Buyout in 2026 |
| guh |
| PL porn on WSB are only rare cases. Most of the others, like you would expect, got broke as fuck. |
| I dont even know HOW it is possible... |
| Tesla gotta be the most obvious short of all time\n\n80% of the country won’t buy and even more internationally\n\nThey make batteries and panels and those credits are gone\n\nI dk I mean are they just betting Elon Musk is gonna make some deals with his connections like buy cybertrucks for his space company that is funded by the government |
| If you come out of the closet you can defeat demons according to Netflix |
| First >!of January!< |
| I've found the first 2 or 3 weeks to be the hardest personally |
| Like 2% from ath is crazy low in your opinion. Wow you people are regards |
| There will always be another dad at pre school pick up more yoked than you |
| Who is he? |
| Didn’t realize UNHG paid out an annual distribution. But I’ll take the $760 pay day 😂 |
| Cheers to another year of making questionable life decisions! |
| My move tomorrow is to open a daycare |
| NIIT + State Income tax as well |
| Now that WSB is extremely bearish on Silver I know in about a week it's time to buy |
| You just know their gonna pump everything tmw to start the new year strong |
| You‘re regarded |
| Flood gate? |
| Leaps in Amazon and Google are not what I would consider gambling. |
| no stop loss? |
| Good for you. I’m sticking with caffeine and crack |
| I guess I did enough DD to be convicted in my decision that I was correct to put 40k in but also prudent enough to understand I may be wrong and not full yolo 120k.\n\nBased on your answers it doesn't really sound like you believe in your investments or care where you put your more. You just wanna dump it in and get rich. Maybe do more DD or develope a plan? |
| IMAGINE BEING A NORTHERNER WITH ONE OF THOSE GOD AWFUL YANK ACCENTS.\n\nAND EVERYONE THERE IS CALLOUS AND RUDE TO EACH OTHER BECAUSE THEIR LIVES SUCK\n\nLMAO 👌👌 |
| dame good luck 👍🏼 |
| They all dumb, it's the bitcoin that gonna be 169,420§ |
| for you coming out of the closet? the food was wack man |
| Nasty |
| Way to longterm for wsb please come back if you lose 2.97 million in like 3 months. |
| OPEN THE GATES |
| Hello? |
| >*”In the context of crippling generational poverty, one red year ain’t shit.”* ~John F. Kennedy |
| We like seeing numbers move bigly and yes most of us lose our asses |
| But you haven’t paid taxes yet so… |
| Bro omg so happy for you. \n\nGet out the grind champ |
| Fuck you it should have happened to me |
| Welcome to 2026\n\nWe are now closer to 2030 than we are to 2020\n\nI'm surprised to make it this far |
| Waiting 32 years for some numbers to go up on a screen is wild |
| Tomorrow might be bullshit. The real moves will happen next week when everyone is back in NY |
| bro you wish this was a gay ass resolution you're on wsb you're not leaving ANY degen habits behind 🙅♂️ |
| Great Value Satoshi |
| He will owe a lot of interest and penalties if he doesn't pay quarterly estimates with this big of a gain. \n\nYou can't just have a huge source of income in January and not pay the IRS for more than a year. |
| Why does this look like it was whipped together in Excel in 90 seconds? 😆 |
| What useless data line is this ? |
| What happened to this place. \n\nBuy calls on DJT and yolo this mil |
| How was the inauguration ceremony today? |
| Sigh dude. Even 40k is a shit ton of money. That's more money than I have in all of my accounts combined. \n\nWith my luck, had I gone all in, RKLB would have folded under SpaceX's dominance and I would have been fucked. As usual. |
| Biotech and frozen orange juice! |
| I am not trading all that. What was this regard thesis in 2 sentences ? |
| Some disturbed shit there |
| Get ready for those jitters and hot sweats |
| If this were me I would…nvm. Hope things get better for you… jfc. |
| Ding ding ding |
| !remindme in one year |
| Continue holding. 2026 2h is when this company price sky rockets. More launches to come. Latest coming up with SpaceX in 1st half of January |
| Start a new YTD path hopefully better then 4 percent |
| Two options: get out now or keep it in for the long term. It will go sky-high due to inflation but not this year. Not next year. Maybe the following year. |
| bro what happened to your last account were you being racist again |
| Be honest. You haven’t done and won’t do any of that. |
| How the fuck do people put SO much money into meme stocks, and hold that shit and come out with massive gains in the end?\n\nASTS and RKLB come to mind. Yes, they have a good product, but the stock is so goddamn volatile, and when they've gone from 10 bucks to 80 bucks in a year, how can you keep holding, thinking they'll go even higher?\n\nI was on ASTS back when it was around 30, after it had run up from single digit dollar amounts. And I thought, I need to be ready to drop it at any moment, because this shit could crash. \n\nAnd lo and behold, that shit rocketed to what, 90 some dollars at the peak?\n\nHow the fuck could someone put more money than me, hold longer than me, and come out ahead. With that mentality I'd think you'd lose your ass within a year and be broke as shit. |
| If you don’t have an edge, then you’re just riding variance. Enjoy the ride. |
| What were the big options that got your there? I see GOOG, anything else? I just started making my first long calls and LEAPS seem to be my strategy that I like |
| Lulz. I asked AI to do my DD and I've never been profitable. Classic.\n\n\nYou may actually stumble into being right here. Market's wedging pretty hard right now. It'll break hard whichever way, but that could take another month. |
| As he fucken should |
| Congratulations and fuck you. Do you want a chocolate or vanilla frosty? |
| Bro thinks 15 streets is the entire state ☠️ |
| wtf is unc yapping about 🙏 |
| Sweet, now all I need is a bridge |
| True. Losing 1 million that was in your grasp would give you a lifetime of regret.\n\n\nYou would come to terms with it eventually, but it'd be painful.\n\nHaving 1 million when you are that young is a great think, but you definitely need to shield it as best you can |
| Friendly reminder until you cash out. Its all just imaginary |
| Sell calls with your LEAPS as collateral incase netflix keeps winding down |
| I didn't put 400k in it, I put 40k in.\n\nI had roughly 120k at the time so it was only 30% of all my money.\n\nI watched it drop from 21 down to 4, from 8 back down to 4, from 33 down to 16, and recently 74 down to 38. I believe in SPB. |
| Take down a couple data centers before you go would ya ? |
| I understand your perspective and respectfully agree with what you’re conveying. I’m trying to get a point across that 1.1 million dollars even after he’s taxed, is absolutely life changing money. The amount he will still net is far more than a lot of people make over 10 years. Also, I’m not sure what people consider “fuck you” money, but I think the current situation with social media, celebrities, fake IG stories/tik toks of people “selling” success, keeping up with the jones’s, etc, has people overwhelmingly believing that 5 million dollars isn’t enough, like the above comment^. I find that delusional, personally. Most people will not even come close to having that much money, yet they listen to a fictional TV series of how the 1% view money. The fuck. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ollmnnbn7tag1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=851eb84eee872ccaeb9f46510e1cf692bca766cd\n\nYes sir! We know what we hold! The ones that don’t will be the ones that sell and 5 years from now also complaining about how they shouldn’t have sold. A tale as old as time. |
| Gave up nicotine and alcohol in 2024. Weed in 2025 and caffeine in 2026. Not a gay ass resolution or anything, just dropped them. Gonna get yoked af in the next couple years to stunt on the other dads at pre-school pickup |
| Grats, you now get to work another 5 years to make up this Roth IRA loss. |
| Dude, get out and make out like a bandit. Congrats. |
| Excited for fake futures to open green bait into -1% tomorrow to kick off 2026. |
| I cannot wait to spend another year ingesting stimulants while I sit at the computer, creating actionable insights from unstructured data. |
| day 1 no trading |
| An unrealised gain is just a loss you haven’t met yet. |
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| which one was that? |
| Christ it's fucking r/embarrassinglybanal on here tonight. \n\nIf ur pp 4 inch don't waste time wishing it was 8 inch, just think about it being 2 inch. |
| Congrats man - some unsolicited advice: take a % and squirrel it away just in case.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6tzp4p9s7tag1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6067f590797968e637e7f62fc6fee16130081dcb |
| Who’s ready for another year of getting shafted? |
| cold turkey no nicotine, nothing, |
| I have been holding this absolute piece of shit stock for a month waiting for it to do something. I’m down 10%. \n\nStay far away so you have to feel the way I do |
| What is it this time with them |
| Congrats! |
| Planning to go big on biotech stocks. |
| Should put a six figure filter on this sub. |
| How the fuck do people put amounts that are 10x what a lot of other people have, and just throw it into a meme stock??\n\nI was in RKLB, and that shit went down so fast, I sold for a loss and got the fuck out. I think it was from like 28 down to 20 where I got fucked. And it stung, but I only had like 20k in it. I can't fucking imagine putting 400k in a goddamn meme stock. |
| No nicotine or just no vaping? |
| Short term probably. He seems to be way early with his research conclusions and grizzly theses that eventually coming true. |
| Call me John d Rockefeller cause I’m about to monopolize this Somali daycare |
| You still holding? |
| So, calls again on RAM and GPUs this year. |
| Is that you Mr Lahey? |
| Tell that to the homeless people shitting on the sidewalks |
| Kinda wondering your thesis on this call- puts seem way more likely after the year $Hood had. |
| She probably thinks a double team has to do basketball. |
| Atleast he’s honest |
| His name... is Elon Musk |
| Those foreigners running scam daycare centers getting millions in government subsidies are not smart enough to use different addresses and now journalists are showing up to their million-dollar houses. \n\nI’m sure if a millennial picks up another couple overtime shifts they’ll be able to compete. |
| Its a memecoin character |
| FUCK BAMA |
| Most similar to CVNA = SMCI, P/E ratio 60-80x\n\nWhere are you getting these ideas? |
| too late for calls |
| Cool thanks for the reply. How do you decide on a strike (with GLD specifically and in general)? \n\nAlso, what makes you think GLD will go up? I’m trying to learn how to analyze all of this to come up with my own theories |
| What research methods etc did u use to pick these stocks? Insane rise , well done |
| They ruined the Witcher I'll never forgive them |
| Tomorrow is the first day of trading for the year, feeling kinda nervous 👉👈 |
| I swear some of you still think it's 2020-2021. |
| Lmao |
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| I think 2027 will be my year |
| Erik Jebediah Cemmentiquette, is that you? It sounds just insane enough to be your bit |
| Calls |
| NFLX leaps might be the play |
| 🤡🤡 |
| All I need is AI to destroy my career at its peak and it might be a Remington retirement plan |
| I’m sorry but go to r/stocks or somewhere else with that logic shit. We here at wsb only put money in 0dte options! |
| gonna by 0 dte SPY calls because 682 is crazy low imo |
| Thx gonna inverse this |
| Also disagree, selling the next space prime that is still at the beginning of its growth journey in a sector primed for multi trillion dollar growth over the next 10 years? Yeah that’s a no from me dawg |
| PLEASE JUST LEAVE THE FUCKING CASINO CLOSED |
| And who only dates 18-24 yr olds |
| Is the data in this room with us? |
| Yea! We both know it's silver that's gonna crack it |
| Homeless meth addict living under the bridge. |
| EVER! |
| Acquiring cool uncle status on the side is a pretty niche accomplishment but ok. Making it the central thrust of the game plan is weirdo kiddy fiddler shit. |
| Don’t rage trade |
| I bought calls for LUNR without researching last minute because I read a comment saying they were on sale… |
| I didn’t lose money yay my YTD is flat |
| Weakness leaving the body |
| My moves for tomorrow are to kick off another year of setting my money on fire. |
| Up 30% in the last year tho 👀 |
| Is Coreweave gonna go to 0? |
| This hurts more because so many people (including me) had the opportunity to double down on GOOGL (at least shares if not options) in April / May & yet did not proceed\n\nCongrats OP |
| If you need a job, apply for The Search And Rescue Team.\n\nThey're always looking for someone. |
| Puts on it looks good |
| Whorticulturalist |
| 🤡 |
| The world without Chris Farley is a much lesser place. |
| He bought high. He will have a chance to get all of his money back in 2 years. |
| There should be a mandatory one year check up on all of these 1 million dollar 2025 gain posts |
| I went pro in that after college |
| What if Saylor and Tom Lee win and they been taking receipts this whole time? |
| Just passed the click |
| Yeah if you can't make ~$600k liquid after taxes into a relative fortune at 30, you're financially pretty dumb too honestly lol. Like OP can turn this into *a lot* of cash on hand |
| #Gold will crest $6k in 2026 |
| Truly, it is just money. This $90K will be a faint memory of greatness. Go set your sights on $1M. You are wiser now. Go make some friends and enjoy your life. We all just get this one go-around. It is the journey, not the end goal. |
| New Year’s resolution: spend less time on r/wsb … fuck |
| One in a row! |
| No |
| Christ sake, once during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a living hell since then |
| There’s a ETF that tracks WSB.\n\n$BUZZ lmao.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3drc8w1r6tag1.png?width=456&format=png&auto=webp&s=56302071b8c3df8b61e33913802a57c150ace448 |
| Cme I Need silver to open at 5 dollars. Is that too much to ask for? |
| You were bitching about the cost of fixing your garage door 2 months ago. When they say 'tax the rich' it means the people who will never know the cost of fixing their garage, or that it ever needed fixing |
| Oh no, only 600k in cash. Whatever will he do? |
| I thought you could feel good about HOOD. |
| Screenshot your PL now so you have proof that at one point you were not red YTD |
| Not to brag but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously😂😂 |
| The beauty of last years losses is I only need one full port 0DTE 100% gain to recover \n\nBetter pick that yolo moment carefully 😁 |
| New Year wisdom: you really win only if you win and stop playing. If you keep playing, there is an equal chance you are back to square one. |
| Everyone is a crypto expert on there |
| #I wonder what kind of "surprises" they have planned for us in 2026 LMAO🤌 |
| You are fucking 30 years old. 1 million is fucking incredible. Fuck taxes take that shit and run dude.. please!!! |
| Are you seeing the performance posts too where everyone has a 50% CAGR |
| OF might be the move |
| There is only one sure way to find out |
| How do people even find these things when they're $4? ;.; |
| Hell yeah brother |
| What’s your %s? |
| you came back to reply lmao a $10 traceback is nothing and you had to take extreme risk to get that money. that's part of what's called a normal reaction and doesn't validate what you said. I made about 30% of my port riding the wave up on MU in just 2 weeks coz it was so obvious it would go up that much. Also if making 7.5k is new to you, I would suggest buying calls on some good stocks 😉 not go by the thesis that "if it goes up a lot, it has to come down" lol |
| They’re living in a completely different reality on Twitter. Is this the Metaverse |
| Boom! This 💯\n\nPeople be talking about "MuH FuNdAmenTaLs"!\n\nNo it's hedge funds stealing money from regards because they can. |
| Get drunker than fuck. But not too loaded. Right in the slot. |
| Actualize. Half. Now. \n\n\nOr go full regard, why the fuck not. |
| Yup. I agree. But i had and lost orders of magnitude less cash than this like 10 years ago and i still think about what id have in the bank rn if I hadn’t been a fucking idiot and just kept it in blue chip shares, so I figured I’d start the new year off trying to help someone else learn from my mistakes. |
| What a good year |
| Same as you, 8600 (ASTS) and 8100 (RKLB). I sell covered calls with strikes I’m okay selling at on half my total shares each, 2-3 months out. Haven’t gotten assigned..yet. Generated about $100K in 2025 doing that. I dump the premiums in SNSXX for the big dip that never comes. |
| Exactly because everyone knows what's inside. Especially in morbidly obese with ingrown pp land 🇺🇸🦅 |
| You’re selling yourself short. 4 million is still brokie status |
| 700K pre taxes. Options= short term cap gains/income. Closer to $400-450K if he is in the USA depending on the state. |
| You saw someone get made fun of for talking about something they don't know and you decided to respond to it about something you don't know. Amazing. |
| day 1 no vaping |
| That’s my goal when I reach December this year is to make $1 million dollars |
| That sounds nice |
| painis |
| The rest of the money was wasted. |
| Microsoft doesn't sign $19 billion contracts with companies they think are going to fail. That contract alone is worth almost the entire current market cap of Nebius ($21B). |
| Literally never seen so many people in Vegas |
| Honestly I feel like you need less money at 30 for it to be fuck you money. If OP is single with no kids he can tell whoever he wants to fuck off right now. Don’t like your boss? Fuck off, I’m sitting on 7 figures, I quit. Don’t like your landlord? Fuck off, I’m moving… |
| Cuz selling an extra 1000 cars will make or break a stock that trades at a 300 p/e ratio... riiiight. |
| Glad I set a reminder for this. How are we holding up? |
| Is china gonna fuck my MU calls chat? |
| He’s gonna read this get riled up and take the last option |
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| Where I'm really going with this is if you have to earn and scrimp your way to a million dollars, it takes a long fucking time. Once you have it, you realize how fuck all it really means. Can't retire, house in a major metro area costs at least that much or more. \n\nBut you lose that million and a lot of people would never forget it. |
| Nvda is the largest company by market cap... |
| Why? Everyone is acting like they're ripping options and not just holding a stock |
| 2300usd is like double my mortgage, and I have a nice home, land, rural but still 30min to a city.\n\nThey’re in a very good position. |
| Lmao that line aged like milk in the sun. Powell really thought he was being slick with the word games |
| Ye, thats my idea to, till next time Bitcoin mining Will Be half in 4 years, but just curious if it would stay up around 90 or not and no need to ask why I’m curious. |
| How are options expiry tomorrow leaning towards? |
| Just copying and pasting ChatGPT isn’t good financial advice. There is certain stocks you don’t short. Cvna,tsla, and pltr you will lose your money most of the time |
| We also lost a lot of utter scumbags who totally had it coming. Also 1% to 2% of deaths are suicide, and lots of the elderly and unhappy rather welcome death. Also I didn't fuck my port I am up 20%. But thank you for the banality and here's 4 dots in a row just for you.... |
| Buy apld digital with all that 1.7 million and you will have your 4 million next year. Your welcome. |
| This takes us to the next iteration of the AI revolution, teaching ChatGPT to lose money on Carvana puts more efficiently than a human |
| Regretting not holding my spx put yesterday, sold for a ,50$ profit went on to being 1000$ within 10 minutes |
| Well said |
| Single uncle with losses in the port |
| There was a shit ton of SPY year end options that expired on Wednesday that had been sitting there for months. So I think there’s going to be almost a mini OPEX tomorrow morning due to the compressed volatility and we rally. Next week holidays are over |
| Believe it or not 40 is closer to 90 than 20 |
| It’s had a few 25-40% draw downs thru the year. But it’s already given up 10% since the high.. I don’t like missing that much meat off the bone with this one. I’m going to get in on it too tho. |
| I shit my pants this morning, great start to the year. |
| Sure as hell pays my mortgage though. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ybobhvg65tag1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de1489b9a99823630fab5a838e4af947f29d8434 |
| Yes sir starting the new year off with some sudden and extreme fear 🫴☠️ |
| B |
| Oh wow |
| If he realizes it all at once, isn’t the tax bill going to suck? |
| From 4k to say whatever was next what contracts did you take? How far otm and how far expiration? I guess what Im asking is your trades that took you from this to that |
| SO CALLED #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY CANT CONVERT IN THE RED ZONE\n\nLMAO |
| Why does every losers and gamblers say 2026 is their year? |
| Ive been dead for 40 years |
| Currently holding a semiconductor etf, GOOGL, PATH. Planning to add MU and NBIS if the sp will go further down. If the AI bubble pops I'll be seriously fucked. |
| This post is supposed to be telling us to short CVNA but the real DD is people are still eating AI slop like pigs at a trough so the play is to be long NVDA 🤓 |
| You can tell it’s AI based on all the lists, bullet points, and emojis lol |
| Nah I’m sure their business plan of buying depreciating assets hand over fist will turn around any day now |
| Nah your comment was totally fair , I wasn’t trying to hate on it at all , Im just not convinced this is the end for it personally |
| I don’t see enough 🚀in the post for calls |
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| -20% probably lmao 🤌 |
| “We print it digitally” was the biggest giveaway of the century |
| Solid prediction we'll see |
| Enough that you can tell any boss to go fuck themselves whenever you want. A million cash at 30 is def fuck you money in my book. |
| They can live some place where it does |
| Whats plan C? |
| Forget about Asian AI guy....we now have a white Ai guy for silver. |
| Hard crash coming tomorrow |
| the only thing I want this year is to see scamshitponzidirt Carbonner and Tesler under 100 again |
| Excellent work Nostradamus, actually tho 🔮👌 |
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| Dart championship? |
| #In the last 9 years we had 7 years where Nasdaq rose 20% or more. This year will be the 8th such year in 10. LMAO🤌 |
| Plan A : get married and have kids\n\nPlan B : middle class cool uncle with no wife |
| #New year, new bull market LMAO🤌 |
| SELL SELL SELL. Seriously. Do it. |
| Oo that’s a good one for the coffers, ty |
| RKLB is just getting started pal. |
| A little DD and some Big balls ! |
| Has a bull ever actually answered any of these questions:\n\nHow can OpenAI realistically fulfill their obligations?\n\nWho besides the Fed will be buying government bonds when a sovereign debt crisis is inevitable?\n\nHow can index funds just keep going up forever in a world where population is declining rapidly? We have already started dumping bad car loans on people's retirement accounts with the Carvana S&P inclusion |
| If you're 40, don't waste time wishing you could be 20 again. Instead, imagine you're 90 and just woke up back at 40, with 50 more years ahead of you. |
| Nice |
| Where did you learn how to trade options? |
| You’re getting downvoted but it’s true.. Tesla will pump until orange man no longer crimes over the country because Elon has the secrets |
| $2300 isn't tied to location, you can fly to Idaho or Mexico or Pakistan or something if you want. |
| Crypto crash is a certainty. Oil probably trades between $55-$60 all year |
| https://preview.redd.it/3kitw9fb4tag1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeaf7db757cde1e795e06cefb0a57f984c73534f |
| Yeah bro! |
| poots or calls brah. poots or calls.? |
| I’m talking about the effectiveness…US government employees have been banned from using TikTok since 2023 |
| You think S&P beats the ~18% gain in 2025 this year? |
| Milfs like to shop on the first day of the year |
| Nice. At one point I was up 216.77%, but I made some poor choices. |
| He’s just a torta pounder |
| Anything that stays within a steady price range (around 15-20% up or down swings at the most). I look at the history for the past week, month, & 3 months. It also tells the liquidity/volume of the stock if there is stagnation in price. It’s still a gamble though, I’ve just found this strategy has worked best for me. I always try to get in right above the bid price and get out right below the ask. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8iiblgcy3tag1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcf452ec5d4ba5dccd10928ab2e52f45063c91a1\n\nWatching my puts evaporating for the past 4 weeks is painful but I refuse to close it. |
| Can y'all see this? |
| Makea da money |
| Yep! ASTS is geared up to have a phenomenal year with launch cadence ramping up, beta service and opportunities for those sweet sweet gov contracts. \n\nUpside is huge with that company right now |
| And recognize it too |
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| Gonna need some more Billionaire alumni I guess |
| Because at the time it was down a lot and I could either sell for that loss or wait and possibly lose even more. I bought expecting a gradual increase I was not expecting google to jump as much as it did |
| Some cities you can buy an OK duplex to raise single family for a 1M. You would be considered wealthy middle class.\n\nBesides, what would that realized gain look like after tax? |
| Feeling cute, may buy house in cash later, idk. |
| So... a put spread then? |
| I need a large Shrek Dildo for silver. Come on |
| Why say many words when few words do trick? |
| I will skip reading the AI slop and summarize: U are fuk. CVNA is a hedge fund meme stock like TSLA and PLTR that is built on the back of the endless bears who bet against it. It is simply more profitable to burn those who are short than to let it fall. |
| Only taxed if you close positions. Accumulating shares is not a taxable event |
| The Future set in stone \n\n2026\n\nCrypto crash \n\nOil crash \n\n\n2027\n\nA.I. deletes 33 million jobs in 2years\n\nHUGE Biggest stock market crash\n\nChina invade taiwan\n\nRussia breaks off relationship with china \n\n2028 \n\nAmericans WAR TIME economy bounces back\n \nGOLD HITS 10,000 an OZ\n\nSilver Hits $800 an OZ\n\n\n2029\nThe America dollar is turned into a coin \n\n2030\nBasic income is given to over 75 million Americans |
| This |
| Please cash that out dude |
| The French and Australian ones aren't contingent on the ownership, its about dangers of social media etc |
| TMC is a pure play on the polymetallic nodule mining. KRKNF gives me the same exposure plus drone exposure. |
| honest AI slop |
| This ai slop is the reason ram and gpu prices are going up. \n\nSMH!! |
| 400sqr meter is over 4000sqr ft. That's like 2x the size of an average family home. I grew up with a family of 6 in a \~2500sqr ft home (\~230sqr meters).\n\nCondos are \~30-100sqr meters on average. You're talking about villas - thats luxury.\n\n\---\n\nIn the US the average HOME size is \~2100sqr ft (\~200sqr meters). "life changing money" is a family home paid off in cash, yes. |
| Bears gonna be in disbelief tomorrow |
| “Trust me bro” |
| As someone who really wants to learn how to do this but is afraid, what would your advice be on how to get started? Other than to stop being afraid. I'd be much more comfortable if I had an idea of where to start |
| Stfu |
| You know damn well OP ain’t taking that advice. It’s not who he is |
| LOL AI SLOP CVNA GUNNA MOON BC OF THIS SHIT |
| Pull out you regard |
| (1) This will be a rebuilding year (hehe), and (2) we go materially higher. Both are true, and they can be reconciled.\n\nRare earths (MP), gallium mining and germanium mining. |
| Degens yearn for options |
| The internet didn't do it, AI isn't doing, neither will humanoids\n\nHaving said that they probably are the things that keep it positive |
| Or exactly when you just bought long |
| OP already built wealth tho. We're simply suggesting he take some out and continue doing what works for him. If he truly has the edge and it's consistent - he'll have no issues running $1m up into $10m. \n\nBut if it's a lucky streak - he'll come out massively ahead with a little derisking |
| Here I am being super conservative and thrilled with my 18% return for the year. |
| He made so much on the big short that he could never lose though lol. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Defiant-Tonight-5298 made a bet that RBRK would go to 100.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 79.499 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I’m not reading all that, time to buy calls 💸 |
| Damn, I’d cash out and buy a house with that, and own it free and clear. |
| What 70% tax? |
| I bet it will go up AND down |
| Technically this can all be in a Roth. |
| Indiana about to score |
| Mix is better. Account moves a lot slower without any reinvestment |
| Sheep suck off other sheep, you said something someone thought was beneath them, don’t sweat it, 30% of their port will be gone within 3 weeks more than likely lol. WSB is a group of regards who either got kicked out of the nerd clubs or never graduated highschool and are tryna get their ticket to the upper echelons for a month. \n\nTaxes here are insanely complex, both due to lobbying and due to us just having insane production and ownership ideologies. That and if we didn’t there’d be even more rampant corruption and fraud taking place. With that said, you can game the system so to speak. It comes in handy when you have a really good year and can afford to take on extra risk, when managed properly it can build a continuous beginning year boost in liquidity, allowing you to kick start other projects/businesses while most will either “recover” or begin their business plans on a smaller/slower scale. \n\nWe do have “tax free” accounts, like the Roth IRA, but it’s taxed as it goes in, those taxed gains then compound at a hire rate rather taking the tax hit after compounding. America is actually really diverse in majority of every case, but especially when it comes to financial tools and regulations. |
| Dear God, it’s me again, I see what you have done for others. Congratulations OP go forth and multiply. |
| Whats better than one milly? 5 milly. Real gambling starts now |
| 😣 |
| Down 14k, ready to lose some more this year |
| More Cybertrucks have been purchased by Elon than anyone else\n\nLook I don't really care what he does, fraud or whatever\n\nJust need tsla stock to go up |
| A lot of rocket & space millionaires showing off their gains around Reddit these days…. Know what that means. |
| A lot of new minted kids millionaires now in the front page. Even my grandma cocky flashing her port at every family meeting lol |
| Lol, I was just wondering if people would see it Fall back to 83k once again but my bad to even ask about btc in here |
| Remember that time I held the door for you? |
| This is usually how it starts . And then timberrrr |
| Big risk big reward.. full port day 1 |
| first fart of 2026? |
| who watching darts? |
| Don’t forget tax on dividends as well. |
| i wanna be rich enough to live on SPY dividends |
| They held ASTS through the high risk phase. Hold that shit and when the company meets half of its launch targets he will be here again. |
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| Congratulations! |
| Cash out... You'll regret it forever if this economic downturn that's coming ends up wiping out your gains. |
| Merry Christmas to everyone including the radical left and right and HawkTuah girl |
| Full port puts you know you love the thrill |
| That's going to be $649,056.34 in capital gains tax. |
| ETHA. |
| Pray to the bull gods to help my Jan 7 spy calls come out of the hole. |
| Is nbis gonna continue to tank in 2026? I'm still bagholding this in my roth. 🥲 |
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| Farts |
| Bros say lots of things |
| Why do you think ASTS is better than RKLB? |
| To the mines with you |
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| SPY for the love of God, please give me a green Shrek dildo |
| Will it be the Currency of the world ? Hell no. \nIs it dead and going to zero? Hell no. \n\nThat’s my opinion on it |
| Looks at numbers and disgusting porn |
| Elon Musk has said that: Double-digit growth is coming within 12 to 18 months.\n\nBro also said earlier that a recession is coming in the second half of 2025😂😂 |
| If you’re poor then maybe. |
| No thanks you brainless loser. |
| Not really, there are plenty of companies every year that fail and go to 0, get delisted, etc. |
| What if im 5 |
| Nancy? |
| Sell everything spend everything and don’t pay taxes, you can announce you are insolvent and should be good to go |
| 🫲absolute cine🅱️a🫱 |
| California shithole |
| She asked me what I wanted for my bday.. I said motorboat.. she still thinks im talking about a boat |
| You must be new here. It's a tale as old as time. |
| Realistically, once Neutron successfully launches, we'll see another spike. They will be able to get more profit per launch. (Their current Electron rockets carry only 300kg, Neutron is designed to carry 13000kg per launch) \nThen they will have some upfront cost in creating the new Neutron rocket fleet, so free cash flow from neutron will be slim for another year or two.\n\nPractically, I would expect R&D for another class of rockets after they finish with Neutron. Falcon 9 can carry 22000kg and Falcon heavy (3 falcon 9s bolted together) can carry 63000kg to LEO (low earth orbit). There's no reason to stop with Neutron and they probably won't.\n\nWith a fully functional Neutron fleet, I see their upper limit being 300-400 billion. If they develop something which competes with SpaceX level of capacity, then you can justify SpaceX levels of valuation. |
| Exactly. Pepperidge farm remembers when bagholders were called "investors". |
| CZ, founder of Binance and the 20th richest person in the world\n\nMade his first million at 39\n\nToday he’s 48.\n\nYou’re never too old to start. |
| Who pays taxes? |
| Only like four of them. Most are tragically broke |
| woke up drunk. im never drinking again |
| Nice! Parents gave him $950k |
| Fair enough |
| Yes |
| Easily , will hit 83 and sail right past it on its way to 0 |
| Start the year with 10k in the port and flip it to 500k. Rinse and repeat |
| But 1.1m$ doesn’t guarantee “300k$ annual gross income”. That’s more in the range of 5m$ from standard investments (accounting for inflation to keep wealth). |
| Seinfeld hasn't made a good observation in 20+ years LMAO🤌 |
| https://preview.redd.it/v8k44hl42tag1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55a22cd44515d17e641741c8eb3625213c7ac67d |
| SPY is tired of pretending, 2026 the reckoning year |
| You would be surprised how many people hold that stock all the way down. Even when they set stop losses that they eventually cancel. \n\nNever underestimate "it will recover" |
| I dont have a ham wallet |
| u/xeemyy |
| Rose Bowl intro was so hype. California supremacy |
| If you made it to 2026, count your blessings. We lost a lot of good people last year to freak accidents, natural causes, crime etc. No matter how bad you think you fd your port last year just remember this - those who are gone would give anything to switch with you…. |
| Same thing as every day and try to rule the world. |
| Why do we wear clothes when everyone knows what's inside? |
| I promise to make money this year. |
| Envious poors |
| 83k, need to be specifik here i guess 😵💫 |
| Like our ban on TikTok remember that ? |
| oh hell nah that sounds complicated. Here in Britain its 40% capital gains if earned outside of an ISA, if its in an ISA then its tax exempt (but you can only put 20k into an isa per year.\n\nBut I don't know how I ended up with the downvotes. I am literally just saying that even after tax they would still be doing pretty well. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0gijidwu1tag1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc787af89b5c0947676ab5b6682a9ba1964e497e |
| Elon licks toilet bowls |
| I dont disagree, but just curious if it Will hit 83 again or not |
| Whats the plan for tomorrow 🔥 |
| You cheeky fuckers with RKLB, I hate you.\n\nCongratulations. |
| I have tanky vibes tomorrow but do I inverse myself or inverse the inverse? Tough one |
| Oh! to answer your question— I bought x1000 shares between $41-66, so yup— the stock is cheaper now than what it’s going to be in the next couple of years |
| Everyone’s jumping off the AI trade in their 26 predictions…so NVDL is going to 🚀? |
| 83 dollars |
| Texas Tech got shut out GUH LMAO |
| BTC is the greatest threat to humanity since lead plumbing |
| Of girls are making a million in an hour wtf are y'all doing |
| How did you find it when it was that cheap, I really want to know to find these heavy growth stocks did you find it on reddit or with you own research? |
| Fuck guys. We charged him up from this post |
| The move will be bowel because my trades are shit |
| I put my trust on you then, I hope it wont dissapoint |
| France plans to ban social media for anyone under 15 by September 2026.\n\nWhy are Australia and France such shithole country? |
| Top is in now there is a wsb 2026 index |
| I was hit hard by the tech layoffs for a few years, so my buying power was super fucked. But I have 8,000 shares so i’m ultimately okay. I am pissed at myself for not liquidating at least my $Meta or $FSELX stock in 2022-2023 or even April’24 to get to 10,000 shares, which was ultimately my goal. The irony is i’ve spent more money on my recent 3,000 shares that my original 5,000 shares (prior to Aug’24 breakout)\n\nThis is my favorite comment from u/EarlyYouth8418, it’s when RKLB first hit $50 for the first time back in July’25. I fundamentally believe we cant comprehend how big this stock will be in 10 years. It’s already so different from when I started investing in it 5 years ago.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7z5ga0ow0tag1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=847b24dc3d982730ce4973880106160d4d8ebeeb |
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| Super likely |
| I agree fully, but that’s not what I would consider “life changing”. Wealth that means not needing to work anymore is more “life changing”. Of course depending on your standards and geography. |
| More people play in the casino, more people lose to the casino |
| Nooo?? Are you sure about that ? |
| Rebalance to WSB 2026 index |
| How do all these people know about some tiny ass companies before they start growing massively. Is there some secret source or is this just straight insider trading? |
| Are we really doing this still? |
| Whoreoscope reader. |
| Unrealized millionaire |
| I will enjoy dreaming of eating a Ramen tonight for dinner. |
| Long story short: sell stocks for 500k profit, trader earned 540k profit, his 40k comes from employment, being the first counted towards the tax code, then the investment (capital gains). His capital gains would start at 22% and end at 35% (starting that rate from $243,726-609,000). Subtracting tax obligation and setting it into an ETF would generate a return roughly around 10-20% (depending on rotations or set/forget and etf etc) resulting in additional taxes, if sold on or after Jan of the following year, it will be added to the next tax cycle (basically earning a return and pushing taxes to the next season). \n\nTLDR: tax reserve and tax harvesting. |
| fml man |
| Narrator: they were |
| What is the ticker for treasury bonds? |
| He’s holding stock you retard |
| Nooo for real?? Are you dead serious bro? I would never have thought it would do something about that |
| Because it can go up and down over time |
| I hope my 2.00 calls for plug pop tomorrow. It's gonna be a close one. |
| I mean, that’s 250-400sqm range for a villa. Not small, but not to say huge. |
| Sadly you missed GLD |
| Think it will definitely go down or up |
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| Best word of advice I’ve ever seen |
| Worth it lol |
| Attempted to exercise yesterday\n\nDidn't work out |
| You jinxed it |
| On flip side, I just saw a Waymo cruising around Denver the other day. |
| Yep just went |
| What is people opinion on btc? Will it hit 83 one last time |
| Just when you sell. Long term capital gains are capped at 0, 15, or 20% depending on your level of income. Short term capital gains are taxed as ordinary income. |
| Only 20? I'm 42 down 🥹 |
| casino was closed today, sad day |
| Remindme! 365 days |
| Get $TMC |
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| Tomo is the first trading day of 2026, hope everyone here makes some solid gains 💰 |
| I love that nobody picked up on the sarcasm. |
| \> stocks drop -0.5%\n\n\> federal reserve gets 180 B in emergency liquidity requests.\n\nare banks really that fucking over leveraged? |
| Me after throwing a biology book into a transgender rally🏃🏃😂😂 |
| Line must go up and up enough to pay for their hefty price. If you’re used to the high gamma of odte, be prepared for a long boring wait to not guaranteed profitability, unless you buy in just before a big move. |
| Probably because you spent so much time trading 🤣 |
| If you ever have to time I’d love to learn. |
| Bro, that's like 50%. Keep going! |
| If AI bursted, gold $7000 |
| Thats not a big deal i do that everyday |
| https://preview.redd.it/lio7uyyk0tag1.jpeg?width=353&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fce65b55142d6851bd43e0d6f2307b76cbc750f |
| Can you donate 1k to me , I'm in the border of suicide |
| Bear stew is very good with some paprika and garlic. |
| Eternal here and now |
| What originally put you on to ASTS and RKLB? |
| Once upon time is Soviet ber.\n\nSoviet ber is poverty an dream of potato.\n\nBut one day, >!he die of malnourish. Now is not sad.!< |
| How can you not be bullish on TSLA when Elon literally rules one party of the USA. He has lots of power and will use it to his advantage |
| Dividends are such an illusion lol |
| Is that a sonichu |
| Anyone know if Target is open. |
| A good GROWTH STOCK MUTUAL FUND |
| Run you fool!!! |
| It is Today |
| Congrats! |
| Can't afford it |
| Sounds like you’re poor |
| Yeah 2025 was an excellent year for retail mostly due to Trump with the flash crash in April 2nd. Most retails bought that dip while institutions didn't. Tom Lee called it the most hated v shape rally for that reason. \n\nThis is a hot take but the media always had a weird push to try to make retailers sell or had a bit of subtle hostility against retails if you look at how they titled things since then. If you take this into consideration and the weird algos, with really no real numbers indicating a possible recession (unless the officials are cooking the books) I see no reason for the bull market to end next year(unless China gets cute with Taiwan or something). Don't fight the feds and anyways, where else would you put your money at? |
| Meme stocks and options are not cool guys invest in solid dividends the Dave Ramsey way earn $16 a qtr smart 🤓 |
| Buying more alit |
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| I’m rooting for u bro |
| If you want to be a pussy and still out perform 99% of the market, buy NBIS stocks (not options) today and hold them all year |
| I don't even know what day of the week it is anymore |
| Or just banned 🫴 LMAO 🤌 |
| I don’t even have a ‘speculative money’ account, tbh. I put that money into improvements for the property I own, because I think that’ll give more return over the next twenty years (I love where I live, and it’s beautiful here). \n\nBut I also don’t make very much, so I’m sure there are others for whom that’s really great advice. |
| Dammit i shouldve gone today |
| My man, the s&p went up 20% ytd. You'd have to be an absolute bafoon to under perform. |
| I’m so tired of seeing these comments on big gains. Go to one of the many pussy investing subs if you want bitch and moan about playing it safe. We get it, you suck at gambling |
| You still buying RKLB or do you think you have missed the boat? |
| Ain’t nobody starting their resolution on a Friday |
| bears cooked tmrw |
| Time to put the tar back into retarded |
| I mean its probably somewhere between 20% and 40% but even then, op could just sell, pay taxes (providing its not tax exempt, idk how the US system works im British) and then could put it in some etf and probably still have a nice chunk of disposable income each month to just spend on whatever they want. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zkw7yf0xzsag1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3825d1bb8656b531f11f240a511f0db26970f38 |
| This is the way |
| I keep getting female adult diaper ads on Reddit and I’m getting concerned |
| Not to mention the returns of 7 figures in the market. |
| Photo 2 has the Google calls he's still holding, that's the bulk, 787k gain. |
| Futes futin' |
| We STILL like the stonks |
| Think I’ll just buy stable coin pypl. |
| I’m not sure if the demo accounts provide trade history |
| Bullish. Dems looking likely to take back tariff powers with a midterm win too, story of the year. \n\n\nAmerican domestic manufacturers in AI-adjacent services (ex. distributed/mobile power services, utilities) will crush this year. |
| Can you post your trade record? |
| Crime is legal for 🥭 donors now so expect tsla to be pumped to whatever ridiculous level elmo needs to fund whatever batshit far right cause he will choose next. |
| Market opens tomorrow |
| Top 3 highest paying jobs in 2025\n\nX shitposter\n\nAI startup (no revenue)\n\nMinnesota daycare owner |
| Lmao why when you still had 2 more months |
| Thanks so much. What would we do without AI? |
| Aim higher |
| What an observation! You should be seinfeld! |
| You may be bad at your job\n\nBut you’ll never be a CEO who resigns and your stock goes up +10% bad |
| Look at this guy using TFSA like a casino |
| He doesn’t. You’re right. I’m kicking the boy out as soon as he gets out of the bathroom. Still hear him burping |
| The AI story is over |
| 👉🍒 |
| Just saw a broccoli haired teenager sneak into my neighbors house |
| These are the same regards we used to make fun of for being bag holders - I’m proud of those that held through it all 🥹 |
| SCHD |
| Namaste my brother, same here but on a much longer time frame (6 years) \n\nHow the fuck did you do this in 1 year ? |
| Burry confirmed he is not short Tesla, even he knows Tesla is unpredictable, he got wiped twice betting against Tesla in 2020 & 2021 |
| My portfolio did way better than usual today — we should close the market more often! |
| I love how people claim stuff when it takes a 5 second google |
| Well done ! Hope to post the same soon (I am 519k short!) |
| Move bears\nMove out the way\nMove out the way bears\nMove out the way |
| NBIS |
| Or you know… it’s fake content |
| Sir, ytd is effectively 16 hours so far. |
| Yeah, you're definitely not alone with this frustrating chart behavior — tons of people have been complaining about similar issues across various platforms, especially around the YTD (Year-to-Date) button acting weird and defaulting to or sticking on a 1-day (1D) view instead of showing the full performance since January 1st.\nThis kind of glitch pops up surprisingly often in stock/trading apps and websites, and it tends to get extra noticeable at certain times of the year (like right around the new year transition, end-of-year holidays, or even just random UI hiccups). Since today is January 1, 2026, this might actually be extra relevant right now — the YTD period is literally just starting (only today's data exists so far), so clicking YTD on many platforms legitimately shows only the current 1-day chart (or even looks completely flat/blank on the very first day).\nHere are some common scenarios where people report exactly what you're describing:\n\nTradingView — This one has had multiple reports over the years of the timeframe buttons getting "bugged" where clicking YTD suddenly displays the 1D interval/chart instead of aggregating the daily candles back to the start of the year. Sometimes it's a temporary sync issue, browser cache problem, or even tied to how the platform auto-adjusts intervals to make the data "fit" on screen (e.g., switching to daily view but keeping 1D selected). People usually fix it by refreshing the page, clearing cache, switching browsers, or just waiting a bit since TradingView deploys fixes pretty quickly.\nRobinhood — Super common complaint here, especially around year-end/year-start. Users have posted screenshots showing YTD and 1Y charts looking almost identical (or YTD just showing today's movement) because the platform sometimes doesn't update the range selector properly right at the rollover. There's even posts noting how on January 1st specifically, YTD becomes "just today" while 1Y is the full previous year — it's technically correct but feels super broken if you're expecting the calendar-year view. Some also report it gets stuck until the app/web refreshes data overnight.\nOther platforms (Yahoo Finance, Google Finance, custom charting libraries like amCharts/Highcharts) — Similar bugs exist where YTD fails to include the proper starting point (e.g., ignoring Dec 31 close of the previous year or defaulting to recent data only). In some charting libraries, if you switch from MAX → YTD, it glitches and only shows the last few days instead of the full year-to-date range.\n\nWhat usually causes this (and quick things to try)\n\nIt's January 1st (or very early in the year) → Totally normal behavior on most apps. YTD = Jan 1 to now, so until markets have been open for multiple days, it's going to look like a 1D chart. Wait a few trading days and it should populate properly.\nUI / Cache / Sync glitch → Super frequent. Try these in order:\nHard refresh the page (Ctrl + F5 or Cmd + Shift + R)\nClear browser/app cache\nLog out and back in\nSwitch between mobile app and web/desktop (or vice versa)\nForce-close and reopen the app\n\nPlatform-specific weirdness → If it's Robinhood, some people say it resolves after market close/open the next day. TradingView users often just click a different timeframe (like 1M) then back to YTD to "reset" it.\nBrowser/system issue → Try incognito mode, different browser (Chrome → Firefox), or check if your device's date/time settings are correct (rare, but one person jokingly suggested changing the computer clock to "fix" a UI lock).\n\nIf none of that helps and it's driving you nuts, it's worth reporting it directly:\n\nTradingView → Help center or tweet @tradingview\nRobinhood → In-app support chat\nYahoo/Google Finance → Their feedback forms\n\nYou're 100% not imagining it — this is a classic recurring annoyance in the trading world, especially when the calendar flips. Happens every year to someone, somewhere. 😅\nHang in there, and happy new year — hopefully your charts start cooperating soon and show those juicy full-year gains (or at least stop trolling you with 1D views)! 🚀 If you tell me which platform/app you're using, I can try to get more specific. |
| Dude, he’s holding stock and not options. He can set stop losses and still walk out with an easy million. But you clearly know more than him, so go on |
| Nothing wrong with that girls are fun |
| Yea people are retards. Losing weight costs zero money. |
| Come on man just lemme enjoy it |
| #Gyms will be packed tomorrow. Then empty again in a few days. LMAO🤌 |
| USA so soft they can't take a lil crash need to print up fake economy for the grannies to keep smelling roses |
| If it’s possible to dm and work with you, I need a mentor bad. ide happily put in the effort, these are the stories worth hearing, telling, and learning from. You are a working class hero 🦸 thank you 🙏 |
| Will be running precious metals all year |
| Idk what your casino host told you but slots have the lowest average return of any game in the casino. You loose 100% of your bet in slots when you don't win, same as any other casino game. Games like baccarat, blackjack, or craps have a house edge of only 1-2% depending on house rules whereas slots can have a house edge anywhere from 4-20% depending on how badly the casino wants to fuck you and the worst part is these odds aren't displayed anywhere in slots so you have no way of knowing what the casino set the odds to. You probably do get the most comps from slots but that's because you lose way more playing them than most table games. |
| Wouldn't be surprised if there will be more the next few years too. \n\nA bunch of them probably started here years ago when they were teenagers with no money. Now they're grown up, gambled their savings and won. |
| Who casually invests $150k in start-ups?\nThis guy was already a millionaire most likely |
| Pump it! |
| imagine spending money on glp1s when you could save money instead by just not eating as much lmao |
| Guys real question: is the supreme court's probable reversal of tariffs bullish or can the turmoil that unfold dump the market? |
| Job market so bad Warren Buffett is unemployed |
| Feeling tarded |
| Hmm. Just a thought. Open another account and use it for dumb shit. Use your Roth IRA for buying and holding something or something things that are more stable. Again, just a thought from someone highly regarded. |
| Omg he’s just like me |
| Ready to make retarded trades tomorrow? |
| All these comments telling you to sell are just jealous broke kids. Having deep conviction in a few stocks and going all in on a few names for a long term hold is not the same as what these gambling apes do. Diversification preserves wealth but concentration is what builds it in the first place. \n\nSource: me holding 50000 shares of ASTS |
| I’ve been told that a lot. Especially when both were around $15 🤣 if I listened to people like you, I’d be at Wendy’s. Go big or go home. This is WSB not pussy lane |
| Did he do a good job on the lawn? |
| Nah precious metals are running all of 2026 |
| See you at Wendy's later this year. |
| Powell has activated the money printer.\n\n75 B in repo market. \n\n105 B in reverse repo market. |
| Wait till he learns about taxes |
| Been looking around for the 50% nationwide robotaxi coverage Elon promised by EOY, but I'm having a hard time finding them. That clever bastard must have also equipped them with active camo in secret! TSLA calls! |
| hence why squatters are everywhere |
| But he can be early… |
| It's happening to me too. Can you help me? |
| We better have a 5% day tomorrow or Powell is dead to me ☹️ |
| God speed |
| Yes it really shows the 1 day chart. |
| Long SLS some more, obviously LOL |
| Way to go! Nailed it with the $GOOGL investment. |
| thanks man |
| 0.70 |
| 🤣🤣🤣 get a load of this guy . He thinks there’s gunna be a future |
| The alternative is you're a market genius. Which is possible, not doubting yah! But if you are - my suggestion is just high level risk management. Take $700k out and run your remaining $1m up to $15m - do it again! |
| Elon needs to stfu bruh |
| Ok cool |
| Not only that, if they are in the US, health care costs are $$$$. |
| Red Friday |
| When you least expect it |
| Gamble it all on a single 0dte spx option of your choosing. Post the results. 4 million tomorrow, or 0. |
| Dump RKLB and keep ASTS or buy more ASTS. \n\nASTS is the next $1 trillion company. |
| BREAKING: At 11:59pm CT on 12/31/25, SpaceX purchased 40 billion CyberTrucks from Tesla\n\n$TSLA 9001 |
| See you at the food shelter.\n\n\nHey, wait, I'm a bear I won't be at the food shelter. |
| This is disguised as -139k loss porn but it's actually a +240.00 flex. |
| 82 degrees in Bali |
| When crash? |
| YOLO OR NEVER RETIRE BITCH |
| Let me jinx it please |
| I like days like this when I don’t lose money |
| I beat my meat |
| Today is the flattest day ever |
| https://preview.redd.it/xhk4f2czxsag1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07502f647683042c4471984997125406a931a5f4 |
| Taking no losses that's for sure |
| I love telling people “Give me a call if you can’t get it sold, I know being a salesman isn’t very easy!” after they tell me they’re going to sell their $45,000 car privately 😂 |
| Everyday. Stock market only comes in that color bud. |
| Cheater 😤 |
| You never go broke taking profits. |
| i am going to long the S&P 500 with significant leverage |
| I was dropped as an adult |
| Guys, there is something wrong with my charts. I keep clicking "YTD" and it just shows me the 1 day chart. Is anyone else seeing this? |
| PEEPEE |
| Last good post in this sub was the Intel guy losing 1/3 of his port overnight |
That's what I did with my first big payday -- and why I suggest it to everyone doing high risk investing (basically everyone on WSBs qualifies).\n\nIf it's there - I'll throw it down.  - YouTube YouTube でお気に入りの動画や音楽を楽しみ、オリジナルのコンテンツをアップロードして友だちや家族、世界中の人たちと共有しましょう。 www.youtube.com |
| The best jobs in the future will be blue collar jobs as in trades, white collar are going down due to AI. I should have done trades instead of business. AI/Robots can't do trade jobs yet effectively |
| Nicely done |
| Silver opening at 70 tomorrow |
| Ur right. Day 1 of the whole year is always a great indicator lol |
| Because someone’s social media persona is what they fall in love with. They realize much later on it was fake and can’t stand the real person. And people wonder why divorce rates are so high or why people aren’t getting married and having babies. |
| Movin on up! |
| Gold -> Silver -> (we’re here) Copper -> Crash 💥 |
| Yeah I heard they have an island for that |
| RKLB $9000 |
| Paper hands |
| I disagree— RKLB by itself will be $300 in the next 4-5 years. If you have a conviction strategy, with a set monetary goal— it’s still a strategy. Hell, Buffet said Berkshire fell 50% three times before it became what it was, and if he sold at any time, he wouldn’t be where he is today; emphasizing that staying invested through volatility is key to long-term success\n\nI’m a day 1 investor from March’21– I’ve honestly lost count with how many drops RKLB has had, but it always rebounds— and rebounds higher. |
| Taxes are when you sell. He's likely going to have 0 in taxes since he'll lose it by next year. |
| Even my 🅱️enis enchantment surgery?? |
| Shit. I need to sign up for that asap |
| 😂 |
| Red 📈 |
| Gay |
| My moves are to be first |
| Dry January has begun |
| 99 times out of 100, when people ask, “what do you do”, they just want to size you up financially.\n\nNo one wealthy asks or cares.\n\nThe question is a red flag. |
| Bro can literally FIRE and just wont😭 |
| Ye 20% tax on capital gains over 500k taxable income i believe |
| Pls start 2026 with a bang and do some $1.XX Million 0DTE SPY options for some sweeet rddt karma |
| https://preview.redd.it/cc5kodqixsag1.jpeg?width=1111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf62ff224c902844f7150b88572a5c99df0ab972 |
| Only when you sell. |
| God damn I want these positions |
| Oh no, anyway . |
| Need a quick and easy 50x bagger on these options expiring next Friday |
| RL Baron Harkonnenn |
| How? 2k growth/month will certainly help to get by while he's looking for a job. That's a lot better than burning through savings. |
| The game is rigged as fuck. Even if you max your 401k you can't touch that shit till 59.5 without tax and irs penalties. \n\n\nMfers just want us to work our entire fucking lives.\n\nYolo is the ONE WAY OUT!\n\nONE WAY OUT! |
| https://preview.redd.it/isvbjibdxsag1.png?width=856&format=png&auto=webp&s=231ad41f696d0a05bd374cc0ed158a21cfc8ebe8 |
| IRS hates this trick |
| I refuse the possibility of the 1st trading day of the year being a 5th red day straight |
| Let the whores do their job |
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| Does US not have tax on capital gains? |
| Scared money don’t make money. |
| What YOLO stocks are we buying in the new year? |
| Starting in 2026 I’m not going to drink any more.\n\nI’m not going to drink less, but I’m not going to drink more either. |
| I had my finger on the trigger for $5000 to buy some $5 strike Jan 2026 calls when they first opened back in 2024 but I just bought shares instead. If only I'd been even more greedy than I already was. |
| Lowest of all low low effort here. A cursory google search would reveal that Buffett is and has always been a DQ man. No way he’d sling nugs and inferiors square burgs at Wendy’s, when he could be moving blizzards and tendies faster than your mom could swallow. |
| If I magically or miraculously got rich that would be awesome. Almost never happens, lost people get rich by fucking over many many other people, usually the most vulnerable and forgotten in society. Fuck them for that. Not fucking people over is the main reason most of us aren't rich and will never be rich. |
| I fuck his wife, the biggest whore of them all. |
| I think fundamentally it would be a win. You probably learned so much and did not lose the money overall. What is one of your major take aways from your experience? |
| But this isn’t done. Think even longer term |
| LEAPS printing is the dream until it isn't. |
| epstein files keep growing in real time |
| What's the point of renting them for $1,000? If one tenant decides to squat or trash your property then you're at a loss. CA is tenant friendly. Eviction takes a long time. |
| I did it once, gave a girl my facebook.then it didn't work out and she started posting on my posts insane shit. Blocked her and then after that I would tell women nah I dont add on socials. |
| Send me 100$ bro |
| What's a good low fee high yield dividend fund? |
| 4 |
| Yellow |
| You need timing and lots of luck. Options are a tricky game. |
| No, I don't fuck with shorting. Just keep a \~10 stock watchlist, and watch the price movement, look at news alerts, analyst price targets, earning release transcripts, etc. Stockanalysis dot com provides really good info on analyst targets and history |
| Why a few years? |
| THE PURE RETARDIUM YOU HAVE TO BE ON TO THINK INDIANA WOULD STILL BE #1 IN THE COUNTRY IF THEY PLAYED IN A REAL CONFERENCE\n\nLMAO |
| My brother made his first million then stopped trying cause he figured he made it and didnt need to try. he lives in my basement. |
| Next year -2 million |
| Opening bell |
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| DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU ARE YES |
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| AFRM, APP, MU for now\n\nYou got to stay flexible and pivot as needed but I tend to stay with \~10 stocks in the watchlist and watch the price movement, look at news alerts, analyst price targets, earning release transcripts, etc. Stockanalysis dot com provides really good info on analyst targets and history |
| I’m with you. ASTS is gonna fly this year and then everyone’s gonna be commenting again saying sell sell sell |
| lol |
| Blue chew stocking stuffer |
| YES I AM AWARE THAT THE GAME HAS NOT STARTED YET\n\n\nTHANK YOU |
| Green |
| Mom says it's my turn to be a millionaire. |
| Red |
| First Red or Green Day of the year for tomorrow? Please place your bets: |
| hell yeah brother |
| Haha |
| Gotta love tech stocks! |
| We did it Reddit! |
| FBI and ICE Raid Luxury Yacht Near Miami; 34 Students Allegedly Trafficked by Harvard Professor |
| Imagine winning the game. And then going for overkill just to lose it all back. Every wealthy person from stocks had dialed down risk as their account has grown. Or they go busto. |
| No based on your graph assuming this is the majority of your investments, you didn’t really experienced any downturns. So for you it feels like you’re invincible and you’re not gonna be wrong, and that’s what people call greed. So what you gotta ask yourself is what’s worse missing out on doubling 1.7M or losing 1M+ by the end of next year? |
| Bro can you ask the adoption agency to ask your mom if she dropped you as a baby? |