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Usually I say the cloud is someone else’s computers, in this case it seems to be someone else’s dogs.
I get Oracle dropping but nvdia why follow you dumbo
Believe it or not.\n\nWB is going to take Paramount’s offer and pay NFLX 2.8B\n\nIncoming rebound in the next 10 days.
What u guys think about IREN potential?
Better than my ancestors thinking 100 degree summers with constant humidity were awesome.
Bad earning call. People expected way better. Also people are scared the Ai bubble is gonna pop
Actually that’s better than my strategy of buying cheap giving up too soon and selling cheap
Watching fast money rn?😂
We will all b ok. Just hold - quantum is the future
Who has oracle puts
He's really good at photoshop
So basically 🥭 and Elison made a deal that the president will fool the public about the trillion dollars stargate investment to pump ORCL stock. And with that pump raise the funds to buy the media networks.
I love how these multibillion dollar tech companies have absolutely shit audio every time. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Its 2025 get your shit together holy fuck.
i sold my ORCL shares\n\nI had enough
-11% and still going, yowzers
Oracuckold
Only idiaplooots would think that. It's asking for a margin call
Lmao people really need to stop adding “edit” when they make an edit to their comment. No one is going to hold you down for editing your own comment.
Said another way: I convinced myself that the market would do something, and it did something different
We should use ICE to round up Genz men who refuse to be drafted
Why would anyone buy oracle 😂
Healthcare is for pussies
At least it's not WOLF
Why PLTR
I made 28 dollars today shorting spy with my last 60 bucks, the show goes on...
Nobody questioned ORCL when it went up 50% last earnings...now it goes down 10% and people have questions....
The after hours market consistently fucks me becuase I forget about the goddamn pattern day trading on Robinhood. At this point it’s my fault
If ORCL, ADBE and SNPS can't hold with positive earnings and guidance on fucking *fed pump day*, the broader AI sector might be in some shit
You after you lost money on the casino
That’s way mo than I expected.
Yes, that was their estimate in the blog post which I took at face value.
Market has basically priced in rate cuts to 0%, seems a violent correction in order sooner or later
Bank analyst scratching their balls tonight wtf happen to Oracle I predicted over 300 😂😂😂😂
Mstr
Few people are more driven than Zuck. He doesn't like the stock price this low. Heads will roll. Don't panic sell. New ATH within 9 months
Still buying Feb 20 200c
How'd you find out the pricing and which contracts?
ORCL if you can pump 35% after earnings you should also dump 35%!
I can’t with nvdia it drops with every chance it gets
Should I donate sperm to have more money to play with on stocks? I keep seeing ads and I went to a good school so they say they’ll give me more?
How did you make this image?
Don’t get why you regards are buying nvidia calls weeks before CES. Just buy the week of and save urselfs the theta pain
And I'm gonna crack you
Nvda will be the futures blackberry 🤡
Everybody concerned that AIs are too sycophantic \n\nThe galaxy brain move is to fight back by glazing the AI every chance you get: tell it what a great job it’s doing writing your code, tirelessly finding errors in your logic and approach, effortlessly building context across repos\n\nThen we can all high-five the eventual T-800s that emerge rather than getting got
Oracle crashed, lost my pants; I am relying on NVDA and GOOG to break even.
Hmm. Never seen LWLG. I’ll look into it.
Turns out Michael Burry was right.\n\nAbout Oracle.
?
There’s always demand behind Wendy’s
bought more
How the fuck did we survive today.
I will buy them off of you
Could be worse. You could have bought NFLX lmao.
If you are reading this, you are the bubble.
This is retardedly dumb even by this sub's standards
Sub $200 ALERT LO
ORCL doing their absolute best to ruin things before Christmas
Who would’ve thought that oligarchs can manipulate the market
So looks like tech stocks didn't get a good bump from today's decision but the rest of the market did? I feel like rest of the market will dump in the next 1-2 days and the institutions will start buying more tech stocks leading up to EOY to get back to parity with benchmark performance.
Why no one talking about silver??? 🚀
10% fuck you Oracle seriously
Oracle just keeps dropping wtf
Didn’t I tell you retards not to play Adobe earnings, that shit is always flat. Fucking clowns 🤡
I'm already both, bruh
Oracle is the most exciting stock ever!!
No health care is an outdated trope perpetrated by retards like you
I always get added to these WhatsApp groups and always thought there's no way people are this regarded. I was wrong.
Who?
I did that for nflx and brkb calls. Glad to take the 60% loss so I can stop looking at their stupid tickers
I’m selling NVDA tomorrow. I’m over this piece of shit.
Ask the Raiders owner.
Anyone need cock cleaning services?
AMZN has had cooling issues with AWS data centers. They’re switching over from water to gooch sweat. Rumor is Google is gonna go with the gooch sweat too.
War. They could finance war. That's a bottomless pit.
Way overextended on Bolinger bands, and RSI is at 80. It's got to go down at one point. Timing might be off with rate cuts.
The Irony!
if your quick enough
I’d like to short planet earth. What instrument allows me to do that?
I get what you’re saying, but I don’t think Europe’s problem is that the industry can’t do it. It’s that nobody has truly “switched on” wartime production yet. When Rheinmetall actually gets long-term approval, like with ammunition or new facilities, they scale surprisingly fast. The real slowdown comes from governments still acting like this is a temporary situation instead of a long-term shift.\n\nThe missile comparison with Russia is also a bit misleading. Their doctrine is about mass and volume, while Europe has always designed for precision and strict compliance. That makes our systems slower to produce, but usually far more accurate and reliable.\n\nSo yeah, Europe looks behind in quantity right now, but not in actual capability. If EU states finally commit to bigger, multi-year orders instead of tiny batches, you’d see a completely different level of output. Companies won’t invest billions when they only get one-year contracts, and that’s the part that needs to change.\n\nTo me, the potential is there. It’s the political commitment that’s missing.
The bid/ask spread would be astronomical
Okay bro, buy the dip. It's not my money lol
i bet apple will be moderately green tomorrow just to prop up spy
Losing*
OPEN is dead?
I'm not looking at my long term puts until January.
Tough lesson, my friend. It’s only money. Tomorrow is another day.
That will never happen ever again
If I was this dumb I’d never tell anyone. It’s the posting of it that always confuses me most.
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Make Oracle not great again 170 again.  😊
Go to r/stocks. Always buy the dip. Never time the market. Only dollar cost average the index.
More like Oracldogshit
I can’t believe this is real (and probably legal) LOL
already the 2nd
Pretty sure you will owe money on fees
Anything with Pharmaceutical in the name is a no for me dog
Larry is going to have to sell his son's holes behind Wendy's if this keeps dropping
Be European: two choices:\n \n(a) Work yourself to death for 40k a year and 4 weeks off\n(b) Drink\n \nBe American: two choices:\n\n(a) blue color job 100k a year no healthcare\n(b) Multi-million dollar business you started in your garage
Wonder how long it’ll take the market to price in a cut at the next meeting. And another 5 after that.
Dumping my Nvda calls at open pos stock
anyone else scalping oracle puts tmrw?
Hey Rare-ish
Actually, everything is sunshine and lollipops.
I loaded up on 1/2/26 $8.50c before close today
Preach brother. Made a disgusting amount of money on silver this year and almost as much on gold.
Hey Express my bro!
🥁 🪘
They've lost 58% from ath of 345, in literally 3 months. If that's not moving like a meme stock, Idk what is. Holy fuck.\n\nAnd it's taking everyone down with it. \n\nOn one hand it sucks cause I'm losing money on my AMD and nvda stocks, and some orcl earnings calls, but on the other hand I fucking hate evil corporations like orcl and pltr.
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GOOGL, POET, and LWLG. You'll thank me later
Buy calls AND puts
U/savevideo
Ominous
Earnings were lifted by a $2.7 billion pre-tax gain from the Ampere stake sale, inflating both GAAP and adjusted EPS.\n\n\nYuck, even that is fake
It just broke it, buckle up regards!
AI slop meme about AI not being worth what it is lmao
I take a lot of uber lyfts. The bo is so bad. Some drivers are terrible its like roulette. They never want to turn on the ac. Last time i took an uber the driver wasn’t keeping his hands on the wheel (10 and 2) he was driving with one hand on wheel and one hand on gear shifter whole ride.
NVDA still drilling wow
It’s humiliation porn. They get off on losing their life savings and work hard to find the worst crash possible.
More like Oraputs, amirite?
Cvna
Thank you so much to the ancestors that saw a land with 6 feet of snow and thought what a perfect place to live.\n\nFucking tards
How many nuggets can I get if I sell my kidneys?
Sounds like bye-bye in Italian. I guess the company name is appropriate
AI teeth are horrifying lol
They move on vibes unless they have a breakout product
As soon as I saw chow chow lol I knew the outcome…
Investors are clearly expressing a more risk-off gayish sentiment, expecting no returns on their fartcoin investments.
bullish AF. holding 2069 warrants.
I like this part of website https://www.chowchowcloud.com/news i cannot even subscribe with my email.
First time?\n\nI have bad news for you
I’ve been buying them for a few months now. Just parking my down payment. Somewhere safe.
Oh look another stupid chat GPT image
They're building clocks for 8% return on capital....\n....and They're now explaining what clocks are, and how to build them.
It would and they would call it out as a 1-time bump
Booty sweat coin made an ass out of me
Printers being turned on again.
So my $250c ORCL I can still sell for a slight loss at the open right?
What made you think investing in an equity called ChowChow Cloud International Holdings Limited was a good idea? The name is a dead giveaway away for some shady shit
They had a double miss last quarter and it went up 40%\n\n\nOnly fair it goes down.
My crack bubbles sometimes.
The good news is >!__________________!<
My strategy this year. GOOGL leaps, and occasionally short dated shit I’ve gotten lucky on, POET (ew), KSS, WBD. I’m 80% GOOGL, then the rest is IBM and AAPL. I’m up over 200% this year. Thank you!
Should’ve taken my recommendation in the earnings thread
~$1bn end 2026 is very much reasonable. \n\n7,500 more vehicles in a year and/or raise prices 25%
Ok so oracle missed. What does this mean for nbis?
meta stock really giving me suicide thougthts im literally at my lowest point in my life rn. what a piece of fucking dogshit. worst investment ever
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"Beginnings are small so that lessons can be Big".
They’ll get a bailout if they really need it.
NWO
Euro poors just mad you don't need to spend 1 million dollars to become Euro poor like them
I have a similar conspiracy theory. Need proof though.
Of course, when you dump your girlfriend boyfriend that actually helps bring down other interests in that hoe more body counts mo problems 😜
That's WSB in general. Most bearish stock forum out there by far, although a lot of the bers will just repeat the same shit multiple times an hour.
Fiserv isn't getting any love in this chat
nividia is so annoying
keep in mind bio stocks move on vibes and bald medicine is higher than average denied by fda
My first move was ORCL PUTs then some regard convinced me it was CALLs. FML
Need 50Cent to do a documentary on Oracle so it can drop to 100.
Man on Mars by 2024
Its sign for me to sell AVGO at open tomorrow..
China based website hosting company. Solid investment! Lots of room to grow in the upcoming fiscal year of 1996! I think their only real competitor right now is Geocities. They're adding flash support soon.
There we go, ORCL under $200.\n\nYum yum whistle pig
Cracks a bubble?
I got in at 20 hold strong brother, I acc believe in the company though
Oh shit it’s ryan wedding
I sold it at 4
Best I can do is 1 in the back
I did👍
Private island is a huge island in HI that has a small town on it. He's doing ok
Over time. But the userbase is meaningful. Not to mention all the services that come alongside it.
The best part about shorting fake internet money is it just clings on to whatever negative headline of the day is and follows that. Right now it will drill on any negative oracle price action
Would you rather be ridiculously rich or ridiculously handsome?
Imagine the boardroom at Oracle right now China to celebrate positive earnings while their stock tanks 10% post market lol
Literally yes.
30 deg heer
I sold cover calls on them last week and got shafted. Good luck!
We’re .3 away from ATH & you wouldn’t guess it from this thread
NVDA could paint the White House green and it’ll still be $180
You can buy Gold or Silver ETF calls (IAU GLD SLV) or, better, buy calls for the companies who mine it. Their value has not gone up as much as the mineral, which is typical during gold rushes. They go up later when reporting their earnings, and some have gone 50-100X in value in the previous gold rushes. My plays are SIL SILJ and GDX, OTM leaps
How can you tell?
Hey at least taxes are paid off for a while due to losses
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Yes
They tried to fluff with the taxes
Im sure you know more then the federal reserve!
Waymo is only going to raise prices over time.
It wants that 1 in the front so bad.
Below 200😔
Lmao. Carvana rising just cause funds buying up the float for S&P.
Yes it does.
🫡
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Nvidia won’t move until CES 2026, it’s always flat in December
Market is crushing this company and going to force them to stop AI spending. Prob same with MSFT.
At that rate it will take 127 years, lmao. People really need to understand the difference between a billion and a trillion.
At that point both men couldn't find enough things to spend on for the rest of their lives....but their egos keep pushing.
After the pullback today, are you still holding? (Should I hop on or has the train left the station?)
Don’t they only have 5tril
They missed on revenues.
They're talking about all the regards holding calls
Apes going to Ape. At least it's only 5k
38% YOY is negative growth for ORCL?
#bers rly thot at worst today was going to be theta LMAO 🤌
Their Java licensing is diabolical.
I remember not wanting to buy gold last year because it was at $2500. I was going to wait till it went below $2000 to buy some more.
Went into a meeting with ORCL at 214, why is at 200 now 😭😭 what the fuck did they say
HODL
🤣🤣🤣 still will be 180 the best I can do
Daddy Ellison is still rich as fuck, chilling on his private island. You ORCL call holders, on the other hand …..
Don’t feel bad about yourselves … I bought IONQ at 80 & still holding.
I own AVGO and don't own NVDA purely for growth potential.  NVDA is priced to perfection until further notice.
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Idk but it’s taking NBIS down with it
Could make ~$100bn annually by 2030 \n\nRidehailing is around $250bn in 2025.
Lowering interest rates are to support the rest of the economy that continues to struggle. Cheaper loans = funds for expansion.
Orcl crashing off a double beat and raise lol
Buy SILVER
Shocked tho it went to 199 and bounced up
Investors are clearly expressing a more risk-off sentiment, expecting returns on their investments. Not for Carvana, but like, you know, for other, non-Carvana things.
Tasty trade
I literally could have done calls on any other stocks and I should be green today but I did 0dte calls on fucking orcl, adbe, oxm and skill. FML
Fuck that’s why it’s dropping gg
Oracle and Netflix should have a baby because it would cum out retarded like the rest of us here…
Sleeping well tonight 😴
Anyone buying calls would care.
They’re no-name companies with no real product or service and practically zero trading volume so even a couple hundred people can pump the volume enough for a rug-pull.
So, they got you to buy a 50 pe company with negative growth…
Same shit people do here. Post their calls and their reasoning, hoping a bunch of Reddit regards do the thing and make number go up.
Euro poors are so delusional
# NVDA Announces 420 Trillion Dollar Partnership \n\n# with the US Federal Reserve Bank
Hmmm, as of now, it looks like ill be getting assigned on NBIS on Friday
LOL wtf happened. -10% POST MARKET ?!?
All my homies hate ORCL
Hope it stays up till tomorrow. I didn't put much cause the spreads were huge and the volume so thin the price changed every time I placed an order even for one contract. Wish I had taken a chance on Oracle, that's drilling hard
$Adbe could be trading at two times earnings have it's whole market cap in cash growing 20% and i'm sure you would still get regards in here saying "It's getting dirupted by ai bro, not worth it going to zero".
Animals off the leash that run into the street are NOT INDICATIVE OF SAFETY. \n\nEvery day hundreds of animals are hit by vehicles. That does not make vehicles unsafe.
Poor Larry, lost the richest man title to Elon in one night
how many and which strike ? 100k a lot.
This dude is a Russian bot
Lemmy was one of us.
Glad I offloaded NVDA when JPOW opened his mouth.
Indexes have held up pretty well given ORCL getting slaughtered. Ten more minutes until late exercise period ends, have a feeling we see some movement then.
MOM! BYND GOT DRUNK AGAIN
NVDA to 0
Breaking $200 support
Say chow chow to yo money
Rip as in rest in peace
Yeah bro options definitely priced in 10% drop
This is the stock more likely people would prefer that. Risk on
does ORCL dumping impact the broader market? Regard answers only
Who is chow chow cloud?
sell you ads to stores you are driving by ask if you want to stop
See ya buddy, fuck my portfolio, why notb
What happened
Oracle taking nvidia down with it, what a pos stock
QQQ swing call is just free money at this point
Literally every executive on the Adobe call has a thick Indian accent
So like super red tomorrow or what
#🫡
sure OP may be poor now, but he was also poor before
It was cheaper when I tried it in SF
so nvda beats earnings, is announced they're allowed to sell to china, and oracle says they're going to buy more of their chips and it's still hasn't moved up in a month? lmfao i hate this shit
AI is over bruh...Google single handly outdid sam altmans AI and nvda chips. ....
Thanks for the award bud.
I didn’t prove shit, you’re assuming that OpenAI going belly up won’t take a major chunk of the industry with it. The market assumes they are and those magical deals will poof out of existence.\n\nNo one knows the future nor am I saying you’re right or wrong, believe me I wish I knew.
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Meh you’re fine
Bombs away for Oracle in less than 2 minutes
ONDS pumping tm
yeah this is one industry where ive basically been taken advantage of and had a poor experience 100% of the time until they were disrupted.
RDDT 279
Gonna perfectly time it
The debt won't pay itself... Oh wait
“You only lost 9.87, that’s nothing! ….oh.”
10% implied move, it’s gonna be in the money
No idea how to get into gold calls lol can you explain ? Or you saying the companies that mine it? Who are your faves?
not more than META brother
You’re not on the same page with that guy because you’re talking nonsense.
The Fed is not the same as the US government which issued the treasuries.\n\nWhen the Fed buys treasuries, they give fresh reserves (newly 'created' money) to the bank selling the treasuries and get the treasuries as an asset themselves. This means that this does not cut US state debt but moves it to their own central bank, leading to an increase in the money pool.
bought myself 1 share of CHOW
10 tik tok dance as you can do to get Oracle backup
I don’t think it was just that. Combination of revenue miss and negative outlook pre earnings (ppl needed any reason to sell)
If you take it out then put it back in it’s called felching.
They’re talking about delisting ORCL
I’ll ask chat gpt
Yes...people will lose confidence in AI investments and move to other stocks that don't have risk RPO's.
Tech ATH before year end , me think so
I might have to long
Ouch, that's more than my entire portfolio. My condolences, I hope you make it back.
Not even close, what are you talking about?
200 is a solid support but if that shit breaks….oh boy LOL
Idk but they had 54 Million users returning and new during the week of releasing and then 6 million during the day of releasing. Using quick maths if they all got the 9.99 subscriptions that alone is half a billion
META quit bleeding yoou piece of fucking dogshit
Is the word AI no longer the pump word?
Google spent years driving those little cars around and mapping every street and waymo has what a year of self driving data? Tesla is probably 10 years behind in terms of robo taxi.
Lmao
A little something to ease your mind. Very good analysis.\n\n
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straight to 0.
Its can be a real company, the price action is whats fake. These influencers would sell out for a pack of hotdogs, probably doesnt take much to bribe them.
Hes fine its just that he dislikes the fed and said he believes the rates wont and shouldnt be cut
MADE 44 CENTS SHORTING 1 SPY LMAO
This is the year everyone learns Santa doesn’t exist
If it isn't approved by the FDA for hair loss, it is being manufactured off label. It doesn't matter if there are studies. Even if it were, it is still a treatment, not a cure. You are being disingenuous.
Orcl calls a trap, my puts gonna print
If only Oracle had a crystal ball
There's gonna be a massive AI and tech sell-off heading into this weekend
Got it. Shorting $FOFO with everything I have.
My brain is too smooth to explain why but my understanding is that you have it backward. Buying back treasuries increases inflation. \n\nYou buy back treasuries. People expect insecurity and treasureries now require a higher interest rate, higher interest for the Fed means more money is needed for future borrowing and driving up inflation. Something like that.
Thank fuck I didn’t buy those Costco and ORCL calls a few weeks ago lmao
Not half my port but a significant chunk. Loaded up on them last week
orcl move still considered flat for options
ORCLE the canary in the coal mine
Should've bought more planet labs
$60 EOW
Imagine being so goddamn autistic that you have an auto generated Reddit name with “Ad” in it.\n>\n#LMAO 🤌
User name checks out
Nvidia dead together with oracle hm
RKLB to the edge of the solar system tomorrow!
Interesting discussion! I agree with you that the war speculations will stay high for the coming years.\nI’m worried about production capacity (energy and labour costs) as well as scalabilty in a continent that is being limited to do so because of rigid EU policy… It amazes me that the weapons built in Europe since the start of the Ukr war seem rather underwhelmingly adapted to new warfare. Air defense (anti drone swarm) prototypes are expensive and feel gimmicky, we have no massive ballistic/cruise missile program (for example compare storm shadow/scalp production rates to Iskandir/khinzal etc) and figures quickly become quite depressing
Oracle - Our revenue is up 350 % from last year but 500 % of that is from OpenAI .
you proved my point.\n\nit's one thing to not trust $300B from open ai. (even if it's dumb to pretend it's 0 because of the amd deal...) \n\nit's another to call bs on ALL of their deals from open ai, meta, nvidia, and others.\n\nmeanwhile, amd is way up due to their own oai deal.
For the love of fuck Oracle please don’t drop below $200
5 grand? You’ll recover
AVGO earnings reaction is really gonna be interesting. Up because Google connection or down because AI expectations are that high.
Not yet
Why is this cracking me up so HARD!
You’ve heard of the Gen z stare but how about the Gen z salute 🫡
Hey on thr bright side, you didnt start with too much. You can make that 5k back easy. Lesson learnt.
Good, oracle is such a shit company.
single m double r
Why is everyone so bearish on NVDA, its going to rip.
Half my port are gold and silver miners calls 🚀🚀🚀🚀\n\nIt's far from over boys \n\nGold 4500 and Silver 100 by EOY
Yes. Happens on the three trading days after Christmas. Sometimes it starts early so it's the last 5 trading days of the calendar year. \n\n This is still Advent.
Dollar is dying
Can someone tell me how the hell there are WhatsApp chats of scams going on? These are actual stocks how the hell are people getting fooled into this lol. This is the stock market not crypto. This was a company on the NYSE. are these scammers like someone at a hedge fund or something lol
What are you supposed to do? Learn how to invest for $200, Alex.
all of FAANG is but what are you going to do about it?
It may take a second, or it might not matter!
Why does nvdia not know how to recover when everything else does
The new CEO used to work my MyTaint, bullish
Lower oracle lower.
Probably read some scam article that says something like "What billionaires are buying instead of NVDA #chowchow"
EPS beat, guide up, RPO up, datacenter rev up....and the fucker face planted into 200. \nThen it dragged NVDA down with it. \nThis little fucker....
With KPDH, Stranger Things, etc. I’m not worried about Netflix.
Yeah it was definitely higher. We're just experiencing a perspective shift because 3% of 5 bucks is a bigger dollar amount increase that 8% of 1. I just didn't think they were unreal far apart like 3 and 14.
Oral-cle getting raped
They will kill a whale and dolphin. All will be ok
AVGO's gonna be fine. The one true AI king (Google) currently still depends on them for their optical interlink tech.
Dont see tommorow being a flat day ,we either going full red or full green.
glad orcl and nvda has zero impact on spy. spy is green AH
yolo your port on SPY 0DTE calls -> Make Money -> Keep doing that until your rich or lose all your money. \n\nIn all seriousness, read a textbook on option trading before you begin to trade options. Then start with covered calls and grow from there
bro what gears in your head are so stripped that you decided to do this
I must have been naughty this year because Krampus brought me a big red stick in my tuches.
190 and I walk out the streets naked
GOOGL AAPL AMZN wow
Underrated comment 👆
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Crying about losing “everything you had”, while simultaneously putting “everything you had” into a speculative non diversified gamble. Cmon bro
Still processing
Oracle fucked
From their website - Operations: Hong Kong……\nIncorporated: Cayman Islands
I bought puts on MSTR and Reddit and the Tendy Gods laughed in my face and sent a green dildo to fuck me sideways.
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Even when you do find one early, like i did with kingsoft cloud(didnt buy the puts tho), you're likely to get pumped on and expire worthless before it actually dumps
nou
Tesla and palantir and carvana are the only ones that don't follow rationality. It wouldn't be a bad idea to buy puts on carvana here though
It's already down 10% and futures are like 'meh'.
What happened?
We all agree on the direction but none of us have the money to bet far enough out.
CSPs. Basically shares with a little downside protection. Still taking a 100k L on them tho. The max acceptable drawdown before loss was \~4%. IE: I'm eating probably a 7% loss tomorrow if we open 10% red.
Is it time to Re-fi my mortgage yet or should I wait to see if we can go lower???
Japan is not going to be happy about this rate cut.
Officially moving money to ETFs till this AI shit is over with
Nvda is a piece of shit
Loll got meee
I’m not!
*Quiet, piggies*\n\n(I'm still processing what happened today)
CiaoCiao Cloud International Holdings
I wonder how AVGO will do tomorrow....man this is the bellwether of AI.  It broke Bois .
More SG. I belong here
I’m done with it, TSMC is the way
Silver another 6% tomorrow?
No sympathy for gamblers
No we need communism
The word AI was pumping tf outta tech the past 6 months up until mid november lol
No clue
Qqq ath by eow
Loaded up on ORCL 212P for Dec 26. I didn’t think it would tank this bad…but I’m not complaining
ChromeOS sucks tho
Yo I’m back after 40D. Crash when?
Yes
Lol I made tons of money. Thanks
ORCL the ai equivalent of a hotel reit rn.
AI bubble finally bursting
Go sell some medicine bitches. I’m tryna get that oiI-aghh-oillll
if ORCL bombs like 10%+ is that enough to shake the market?
I think it’s most likely we’re just getting inflation in the 2030s.\n\nEdit to clarify: We're moving to a bifurcated economic system. Where, monetary supply continually increases mostly captured by people closer to the top and relatively fewer people gain access to that. \n\nSo, poorer people feel like they exist in "stagflation" due to increasing unemployment and inability to realize the real economic growth that is occurring. They also become increasingly economically irrelevant, so it doesn't matter if they can still consume (or various debt and reoccurring payment methods keep them tethered). \n\nEveryone else grapples with inflation, falling into the "stagflated state" if they can't keep and accumulate enough inflation hedged assets to pull from in order to participate in the new economy that is indeed still growing.
You’re assuming Europeans aren’t doing the same
clearly bears do not understand that SPY was coiling for days, and that other stocks did not move today so that they can prop things up later down the road. Intentionally kept from mooning to moon later to farther prop up Spy.
It’s a classic short ladder attack and manipulation. Bulls just need to keep buying /s
Bro, over 90% of servers run Linux, then you have Android, now Steam box and Steam Deck. Gamers are adopting gamer centric Linux distros like Bazzite. People are ditching Windows because of shitty AI integration.
I bought at 298. Sold just out of the money ccs for weeks, thought I was a genius. Sold at 246. Even after almost 27 bucks a share in captured premium, still a big loser. \n\nF ORCL.
Prepare for massive sell offs it's gonna happen unless the call is made to say they have the money now ...
how to start with options?
"Rug pulled" = bought some garbage and it tanked
Yes. That would have worked very well. I'm 3/3 so far
If oracle drops like a rock does that mean Netflix beat daddy's money for wbd?
I got 22 orcx puts, we will see
Venezuela has that oil and we want it 🦅
This market makes no sense.....
Let me rephrase, my stocks.
# and I was told "thsoe puts are gonna print" LMFAOOOOO. get absolutely shrekd... King PUMP will continue!
I was literally at the third row seat, the FOMC has been concluded and rate cut, We are back
You waited until they cut rates to buy short term bonds?\n\nWhat else would I expect from wsb
His idiot followers are already saying "he meant 25% higher."
Hey David, daddy ellison may have spent your allowance money already on a 5x leverage play.
ORCL has nothing to save it now. Guided up and that little shit just went straight down.
Yah I saw. My CSPs are cooked lol. Gonna take a probs 100k L on those
Well, those ORCL short calls are worthless, but uh, so are my shares.
If ORCL drops under 200 I'm pouring a glass of evening Whistle Pig to celebrate
Nvda sucks so ass
Selling covered calls in a bad company isn't a very good long-term strategy when they get exposed.
Ill be making 90$ profit for oracle puts. Thanks
Huh what u snoking
Saying AI doesn’t pump anymore Oracle. This is not 2024.
>developing advanced tech like augmented reality headsets for soldiers\n\n>supporting everything from field operations to data modernization across the Department of Defense (DoD)\n\nSounds pretty involved with clearance and all. Apple and Google are maybe stretches, but I think Microsoft, Meta, and the defense contractors wouldn't have any problem developing submarine maintenance scheduling software.
And then one day 5 years from now itll recover in one night and blow past your CC and youll lose out on huge gains
It’s a possibility. My bet is that it’s kinda like Office with Microsoft. No one loves their products and there are cheaper options but enterprises continue to pay for licenses because it’s their standard. Also there is so much bearishness on adobe. A slight improvement of that would probably move the stock significantly.\n\nTo breakeven on an adobe position I need the stock to go up by 4.75% in a year. It randomly spiked up 5% today so it definitely has enough in the tank. Anything above that is money in my bank and I also get to deduct margin interest.
Same boat brother, there goes my port 😒
That’ll do it, Oracle to $190 EOW and then magically end of Q1 they’ll set a new ATH
Rate cuts =/= Christmas for stocks anymore
Spreadkermit.jpeg
RPO is IOU's.  If they don't mention execution, then it dies and resurrection happens when they finally get their money.... 😂 They are fuked.
Bruh ORCL aiming for 180 on the next leg
# REGARDS BOUGHT ORACLE ABOVE 300 LMAO
I am not limited to a certain type of stock. Whether it is short-term, band or medium-and long-term, I can capture the right time to enter the market in different market structures. This is my long-term professional accumulation and systematic training. At the same time, I also have my own team of investment consultants who are responsible for managing my other two long-term accounts, doing more stable asset allocation and medium-and long-term layout
Orcl Bols deserve this crash. What a shit company. Buying puts at open gives free money.
Managed to get out whit profit, wtf is this shit
Ditto meboy
Loaded up on 208p for Dec 26 this morning. It’s getting killed
It isn’t “off label” - they are working to sell it directly for hair loss at the correct dosage hence why they are doing clinical studies for it which show statistically significant efficacy.
Never stopped since 2020.\n\nBut yes, SOON..\n\nIt will be harder.
I didn’t even know these are a thing. How are legitimate stocks, getting pumped and dumped from WhatsApp chats? I know that can happen in crypto but this is the stock market. Like are hedge funds, running shady, WhatsApp groups , or something.
lol, you would be long ORCL and getting dumped on. Pretty dang funny given your recent antics.
Are you an ORCL bagholder?\n\nYes.\n\nWill you be selling CCs on your holdings for the next five years to break even?\n\nYes, yes I will.\n\n🥹
rip
spy refusing to look at the ai bubble pop like a dog who did something bad
Debt is where its at 🤷 war speculations in europe will never end they are a playground for the big players, so I am not worried about that!
Fuck Goku, bro.\n\nJesus rides the cloud.
i cant believe i fomoed into oracle
Soy ath may never happen
You gotta be one of the dumbest mfs in here i cant lie
bro over here playing like companies arent named dumb shit constantly
Oracle getting dragged violently across the floor.
10%
I called it
Wtf we were green too
Bro, never.  Better chance for Chrome OS.
Oh man you went from being poor to being poor.
Oh yes, ORCL. We're going down down
The MMs read what you guys say. They recognized many here were saying that it's a good chance to short. So they realized it's easy money to take from you guys.\n\nThis sub mirrors dum retail.
These printed. Lmfao
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I sold CSPs - they're super cooked. I'm gonna wake up to about a 70-100k loss on them tomorrow.
OP admitted it was a WA group he saw an ad for lol.
You can do it ORCL, just 14% more
There trying to resurrect Oracle. 😂 Just let it go ...bruh ...
Yeahhhhh good luck I guess
👀
ChowChow Cloud can't be a real company man 😅🤣
true, same with SNPS
Fuck Larry Ellison
Imagine trying to understand rationality in a stock in 2025, lmao
Fuq u saying
lol that move from 207 > 210 then 205 was rough
drill baby drill!
Costco stock split and special dividend tomorrow. Thank you Based God
wow orcl
Hey Lil E my bro !
Shares or calls?
What chat? BI want in on this!
Lol..ORCL bols
Thanks for playing.
Do you mean 200 as the strike or 200 contracts?
How many times did Jpow had to positevely mention AI in order to pump those filthy data centre plays, especially NBIS. He did say they count on more AI spend to come, as well.\n\nI mean this shit doesn’t have volume and it’s beaten 35% from its ATH how much more to get the engine running again?
ORCL starting it's next leg down AH
No idea what’s being said on the Oracle earnings call but it’s plummeting.
Awesome thx
In this market the higher the scam the more bullish
How do they manage that when they resting on \n\n#>!YO CHIN!<?
Low number of available shares.
Hoping CIEN has a monster day for earnings tomorrow.
Ahhhh I’m fucked
EU countries barely manages to keep their budgets in check, almost impossible for them to afford spending a lot on defense… probably an overprized stock as soon as Ukr-Rus ends
Yes, they are bitchin. I will never drive in San Francisco again.\n\nPeople don't bust out their phones to start filming the experience when they hop in a fuckin' Uber.
How... did you do research? if any?\n\nDid you bother looking at their employee count or organization? fundamentals? cashflows?\n\nTheir NASDAQ listing shows their website is serenoclouds, but if you search CHOW, theres a actual chowchow cloud site with the same guy running both.\n\nNone of this raised alarm bells for you?
Jesus dude. Don't play the lottery. The luck reserves are fucking empty.
They were already in there
NVDA fucking sucks ass
How did inclusion in the S&P500 translate into a 15% jump for CVNA but way less for the other new additions? CRH only up like 3% since the announcement and FIX barely up
Added a lot of long positions today. Sold many QQQ and XSP puts. SPY ATH soon!
Oracle inverse head and shoulders loading! Buy the dip!! Back to ATH from here
RJR Nabisco buyout 2. It's all about ego.
so far
except for the 3rd one what they want is for most people to be easily replaced by AI+robotics, that way they can stock up their bunkers with a bunch of terminators if shit hits the fan and not have to rough it nearly as much
Orcle CE holders account Washout 🤣🤣😂
I like pop tarts with no frosting
When it goes up you buy, when it goes down you sell
Momentum IPO trade is back first NTSK, then STUB and now KLAR. The three amigos
Oracle $215 EOD
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There was huge news with the OpenAI partnership. That the last big news item for you was TikTok is more telling of you than them hahahaha
Well, if no Oracle all confidence in stocks will blow and massive sell offs in all AI stocks ...winter begins 😂
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*Satan rally.
🍟💼
Ugh. That's the worst.  Try some fatties
Yes I do
10% implied move…might make it out alive
Yeah you deserve this one buddy. Who the fuck invests in a company called chow chow
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Your approach is very mature and steady.
It isn't a cure, it is an off label treatment.
Sorry?  Fuck that clown company.  Their products are garbage, overly complicated money sucks.
Be careful. He reduced my 🍆 size by 1/4%
INTC?
Mortgage rates follow future inflationary expectations which this cut will worsen and mortgage rates will go up. Sorry bud maybe next life.
I decided likelihood of fraud was too high on CVNA for me to invest in and I play online casino games
He's not real, yo momma buys da shit and yo daddy JPow puts it in da stocking
Yap
No it won't. I've been hearing this same line for over a decade and it's probably been said much longer than that.\n\nRemindMe! 1 year
Bought $GS calls last week\n671 and sold at 840\nThose same contracts are worth 4k each. When does the pain end.
My friend has 11000 RSUs. 4.4m worth
When Larry Ellison says "chip neutrality", what he's really saying is "NVIDIA's GPUs are a technological dead-end and if we didn't marry ourselves to them through cyclical funding deals we'd have abandoned them already"
What cut? Which company?
Timing is everything euphoria is out the door I’m sure now SMCI now would have a worst faith, everyone is waiting on everyone for the next move. The circular money wheel is getting tiring and so far it’s all huge promises.\n\nAlso Nvidia is not Enron right? And we all know zuck boi would NEVER betray his friends.\n\nSo this should be good for you if you believe so much and buy at a discount.
What do you mean liquidated?\n1 ChowChow == 1 ChowChow!
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95% of you didnt know what CSP even stood for until this week.
For serious. These mega media mergers pretty much NEVER succeed in the long run
Bitcoin is only used for speculation that’s it.\n\nOne day it will die out or be replaced by some other crypto.
Some of y’all need a handler
My ORCL calls -99.9% tomorrow
Pre market? Tf you talking about
hundreds of billions lmao
Do the opposite of what you did. That will save you now.
I rolled my 200s for 210s haha...
What the fuck is this company LMFAO
CHOW dumped $100m ..smoked
You bought a company called Chow chow?
Much wow
Yeah if the dollar saw hyperinflation you’d have way more fucking problems than your calls or puts going to zero
I like how he lost his hair after confirming he's a CEO
SOFI has the most regarded looking 5 year chart.
1. Hopefully now you've learn not to trust others. People don't care if you lose money, they want money. Stop listening to shills and people on this site and subreddits like the penny stocks subreddit\n2. Stop investing in these chinese companies. If it's not a well known company, you will get pumped and dumped\n3. It sucks to lose all your money, but hopefully you can learn from this. I'll be honest though, this shit is hilarious. ChowChow Cloud? Bro you're just gambling, put your 5k in an ETF next time until you have some actual play money
Dating app\n\nThat feeling when you can't even get likes from girls with a dick
Why are u so angry? Did you lose money today, do you wanna talk about it?
Chop chow down to chinatown
Bers or bulls, who gets fucked today?
Name checks out
Bought two of these before close. Sorry guys that’s why they went down\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ay48pp4k9g6g1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c96d6757b7ef6e43d7240642e2e92bbbf9af75ea
Let's take a look at that 2026 dollar menu:\n\n- 1 chicken nugget (on a napkin no box)\n- 1/4 burger (not a quarter pounder just, 25% of a Mcburger)\n- 6 French Fries (by qty, not weight)\n- Bun (max 2 ketchups)\n- 30s of trash picking judgement free (All you can eat! After 7 PM only!)
There is... Just not for Oracle
Seems like everyone loses on that hostile takeover lmao
After several reverse stock splits
How much do we wanna spend.... Nothing!
remember when apple thought people were going to pay 5k for a helmet and walk around with that on all day?... lul
POET is the solution to AI overusing power
Isn’t issuing the debt what makes more money? Wouldn’t buying treasuries before they mature mean that there would be less money?\n\nAm I missing something?
Adjacent market to mine, which is on fire. Calls.
CUSHON AIRLINES
I was told there's a Santa rally. 🤡
Define soon
What people forget about NVDA is that every time it sinks into the valley, it eventually returns to the summit, higher than the last, as if pulled upward by \n\n#>!DEEZ NUTTZ!<
bitcoin hitting 92k!! holy moly we're living in a whole different world than when i started uni lol. (sc: MayOpebo)
Guy is an idiot and he doesn’t know it.
I was in his dressing room. I ain't gonna shit right for a week.
This probably hits
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IV crush on ORCL puts? i sold 200 ORCL CSPs
This will surely help the inflation.
Sorry man, does it make you feel better if I tell you I could’ve cashed on a Norwegian stuck and profited 20k? But didn’t cause I’m a regard:)
Refinancing my car loan and buying three houses let's go. \n\nEDIT, but seriously, what does this do to treasury yields?
The FAFSA will now tell you if you’re applying to a school with historically low earnings outcomes.... 😂 😂 😂 Next generation totally fuked.... average GPAs can range from a low of 2.68 for Black students to a high of 3.52 for Asian students, with White and Hispanic students in between.  😂
You do
Flat.
no, def not...not even 1 single dollar...you would be better off burning any money you were going to throw at that company...at least you will get warm in the process.
Costs a lot to fake a company.
It maybe a few years before it gets there.
Fuck i need to retire
This actually looks tempting... Screw it. I'm in
Have you?
Its a bit bizarre that serious comments expecting hyperinflation are getting up so many upvotes 😄\n\nI was just concerned about rate cuts and the future outlook being dimmer for longer than we'd like, turns out we've got people preparing for Black Thursday here
Both, got two seperate accounts. One for long term and one to gamble money that isnt promised to anyone.\n\nI mostly buy divedened beaten down stocks that will win in 5-10 years and gamble on tech.
Chop chop. Chop chow down to chinatown
Do both, I believe that's hedging. Or edging, idk
Good you deserve it.
DCA lol
Good luck big boy\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/k6soar299g6g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ac2f89ee9f22ebeff9927d054ebb17bbd5f75d9
People keep commenting they didn’t know about it . The ship hadn’t sailed yet. \n\nOnwards 10x
You’re not even a retard, you’re just a dumbass
It will absolutely only go up from here. Gonna join tesla and palantir.
nina dinero drackemperor
staggered-flation
Regard of the year award
Imagine buying ORCL at $345 🫵😂
ORCL to be acquired by POET 🤣
Cut got announced - Most stocks are red pre market.
We trading in same market hours you stupid uneducated dumb
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Citizens
Maybe we should…
!banbet msft 2% 2d
TSLA ATH soon. calling it
i wonder why investing in a $1 company named Chow Chow went wrong
Never invest everything you have into a single equity / asset
Rheinmetall, preaching it from sun up to sun down
Yeah, good one. Cash is definitely not king.
Oh yeah there were.\n\n\nThick in here today too.
SoFi is now putting their premium account features behind a subscription paywall as a a fuck you to their customers. This is so bullish.
Guns and oil…
Would've loved to be on the short side of that! Let me know when you see another newbie you want to Carpe Diem into!
Hopefully he goes to Central America and creates a harem and makes methylone in an underground lab.
That's what she said
imagine buying facebook at peak... lul
Over 90% of the internet runs Linux. 2026 will be the year of the Linux desktop.
You belong here, \*hugs and slips Wendy's application into your pants\*.
Have you never rode in a Waymo?
I hope you're right. They're a good bank 😂
Santa rally really is after tax loss harvesting from Dec 26 til EOY
Completely agree. If you’re not putting every last penny, you have into the market as well as leveraging every asset you have you are truly retarded and doing yourself a disservice.
Anyone full porting to Chow on open?
Where my 3 dissent panic bros at?
so every other company's guides are taken somewhat seriously, but orcl's should be viewed negatively, for no apparent reason, as if jensen and zuck are suddenly going to make 180s and bail on dc.\n\nffs, smci got caught doing fraud like 50 times now and the market still takes their guidance.
I miss that lemonade. Best drink at ol uncle Terry's
Never.  Boomer company with aged capabilities.
Lmao
Id erupt
Gooch spells half of Google so is undervalued and worth 50% of Google’s market cap.\n\nThank you for listening to my DD
All cuz of the convertible notes offering? Why does this drive the stock down
You don’t know that
Diluting shares multiple times in such a short time. This is how the start of the end has always been.
Do you buy stocks or options?
Don’t listen to wsb bulls next time
Seeing a lot of people talking about getting absolutely wrecked playing Oracle earnings has me wondering, what did you see from them to make you think they’d beat? I haven’t heard a peep of news other than that time they were supposed to buy tiktok and now you literally never hear a single mention of that platform.
He gets it. Dollars are good, inflation means moar dollars, so inflation is good. \n\nWhy do you hate freedom?
I'm kind of glad it fucked me so hard last earnings that I didn't get hopes for it this round
You forgot to mention “Thanks to Chat GPT” at the end. I hope you do this next time.
Dum Ass, fixed it
How can i get a pic Like that with my Face?
Shit is free money
They’re about to make money money after the current admin pulls back all student loan relief.
Damn, Ciao ciao
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You misspelled people under 30
No one is saying amazing.  It's no where near the ridiculous claims made around here.  You'd think unemployment is 8%,  stores are empty, and a novel virus was around.  It's plateauing as we digest tariffs, international trade, and AI's impact.  Transformative is an apt word.  \n\n\nNo one can "wait and see" around here.
Chow chow sounds like a dog food company 😭
NVDA = Never V-ing Damn Assholes
Did you not read? Vibes, he said. That’s a sound reason, right?
Drinking NVIDIA’s milkshake
Pump and dump
NVDA call buyers 🤣
And it’s got “limited” in the name. Many people can deal with those, but I’m just to panicky to deal with those lol
Probably not great to joke about suicide when bro is at a low place
NVDA very sensitive lately
Yea eventually
Oracle announces Chow Chow Cloud has committed to spending $200 billion on Oracle products.
Can they pump it again?
Linux is never a winner.
Now is the time, NFLX. Say you're washing your hands of the WBD deal, collect a free $2.5B, force PSKY to pay 40% over cost for a dead-end IP catalogue, and send the Ellisons to the poorhouse
🫵😂
Glad i just sold… when i got the notification that earns was after close i rushed and dumped my calls
Question: if NFLX loses the bid and gets paid for it, does that add to their earnings balance sheet for the next quarterly call? Could this be a veiled attempt to inflate their profit?
Broadcom is where you should have already gone...before it was 100 pe.
Maybe he’ll pull a Mark Carney and be back in a few years for a presidential run 🤪😀
Who bought ORCL ?
You're not going to find option trading available for majority of these things.\n\nThe market maker isn't brain dead. option contract are available because theres money to be made for both the premium trader and option exercisers.
The seized oil tanker will be the center piece in the new White House ballroom
ASTS.
Not chow chow cloud international, how could anyone have seen that coming
AVAV has drones too u fkn cucks, BTFD
Well yeah u guys got wizards n shit over there
Were the poors. 10 shares of NVIDIA might make you $200 over the next few years, but 5000 shares of a penny (dollar stock) that goes to the moon will make you a lot. \n\n\nI'll take my 1.8 million pepe coin and hold it, sir. ($9)
Great price action after earnings today. Nearly profitable. +15%+
Yep, the iv was insane as high as 25%… the risk/reward on 0dte wasn’t worth it
2026 winners will be GOOGL AAPL and Linux.
SNPS fading bruv
Ok if you're actually 12 good on you for having 6k saved. Your dad is fkn up lettin you invest in this dumb shit. Have your mom dm me and I will be your new dad and teach you the way.
BYE BYE\*
lolwut?\n\nyes, zuck and jensen are just totally going to change their minds. /s
Why
This.
Santa rally ❌\nKrampus rally ✅
These companies pay for the ads and pay off "influencers" to promote their shit as well, its beyond a normal pump and dump.
Euro poor here, worth about 3 million GBP. Prolly even bigger number in failing country freedom loser units.\n\nYou guys were big in the 20th century. Don't be sad it's over, be glad it happened.
BoJ here to steal Christmas
900
Calls it is
$6k on ole Chow Chow huh? Nice
Guy is legitimately retarded.
Jpow is about to go into the private sector and realise what a good time is 😛
Chow chow? Now you’re eating dog chow.
NVDA such a sensitive bitch nowadays
I bought ORCL when it was over $300 after the OpenAI deal, will it ever get back there
AI DC in Zimbabwe
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As if anyone will ever take a Waymo anywhere other than the dog park down the street.
NFLX like Dave Hester on Storage Wars just bidding people up before they drop it on them.
Retard like you prob dont know Europe can buy in same time like murica idiot
Netflix instead of adding money to their bid is shorting oracle lmao
Tesla is an AI supermatrix operating in three-dimensional space that powers crypto plays!
Short SOFI. It's been giving me BYND, PTON, LULU vibes and those three have crushed me over the years. Had the urge to buy here and realized I'm making the same mistake, so I am going inverse.
Oh ho ho, the old Hawkish, but not as Hawkish as expected cut pump, who couldn't have seen this both simple and obvious result from a mile away.
Nah I already went all in on swamp algae deodorant
Unemployment is going to get much, *much* worse.
Oh hi there, Stephen Miran.
Don't worry mate. There are people gambling away hundreds of thousands. Learn from it.
As someone who worked at some of those places as an engineer, I can tell you that even though they have some government contracts, it's still a totally different ballgame from Palantir in terms of their clearance, confidentiality, and culture. Providing cloud services for the military to use as they see fit is different than building explicit software for military vehicles. \n\nI'm pretty sure half of the employees at these places would literally protest at building something like this
Im not saying they arent, but they may change their minds.
Then why are you addressing "them" \n\n\nWho lived rent free where in the what now?
Netflix going into the $80s is a BUY
Not kids. It was 40 and 50 year old neckbeards. Scalpers were making a killing. I couldn’t buy my 6 year old son any packs for the last year without having to stand in line for GameStop to open.
Why not both?
When oracle was up 40% it did not impact nvda when oracle went down 6% nvda went down wtf
The Hunger Games is slowly happening
welcome to the jungle
Next week is a huge gamble. Long puts in the 160-180 range are a much safer play imo. It seems like the only reason we're talking about ORCL is because of the pump to $340 a couple months ago, as well as some insane institutional fair value quotes. Realistically, ORCL has a huge customer base with their existing SaaS portfolio, so they could either a) focus on building that out (slow steady growth), b) go whole hog into cloud and AI which could lose legacy customers (imminent failure or speculative explosion), or c) invest in finding the happy medium (interim drop in share price but back to current highs after 3-6 mos). Given the state of the market, I think credit lenders would prefer ORCL explore option a) with option c) being on the table if market volatility remains low given rate cuts. \n\n \nTL;DR - this is the ultimate "sell the news" stock right now. Larry and his boys shouldn't be making headlines. Institutions aren't fucking with that. If you see his face on TV, buy the puts.
Space as a whole is going to go up for another week or so with all this space X talk. Also RKLB has like 5 launches in 24 hours upcoming. Wouldn’t be surprised if they’re $60 EOW and then get back down around $53-$55
I feel like gambling on CVNA puts, its been a while and about time for me to learn this lesson for the 8th time.
"The economy is perfect"\n\n"They shoulda doubled the rate cut"
Remember this comment in 15 years when we are retiring on our GSL stocks dude.
If you go to their website it’s supposed to be a cloud hosting service… yet half their site is dedicated to investing in them. If that’s not a bad sign I don’t know what is.
I knew it had to be some kind of china/east Asia cloud scam right away.\n\nNever invest in china.
ORCL gonna need to rebound or daddy won't be backstopping that bid for WB
I like how SPG didnt really give a fuck about anything that happened today.
i think mark zuckerberg or jensen huang are good for it.
7.5%
The data will only be released when this regime is outed. Until then we will either get no reports, or some BS propagandized slop. How bad it actually is will only be evident when the next guy comes in, pulls the data, and says “…oh fuck.”
Lmfao
I cringe so hard when a barely sentient tiktok forex scammer in a tracksuit says they’re a “quant fx trader”.
Klarna laughing now
Christmas is out, Kwanza is in (December 26)
Do you mean BRK.B ?
Betting on a no name penny stock trading OTC.\n\nMight as well go bet on shitcoins.
This is half true. The small businesses that that don’t use / can’t afford Adobe products use Canva which have AI tools. But these people were never Adobe’s audience anyways.\n\nThe large businesses that do use Adobe products are still using Adobe tools but they use AI within a narrow scope in certain workflows.
We would have needed to up rates or keep them high for actual decades to achieve the necessary reduction in assets to reduce inflation. \n\nThe problem with current inflation is there's too much money in the system. Their answer was to bleed middle and lower classes first, but there's just not enough capital there to meaningfully move the needle. The ONLY way to remove the amount of cash necessary to make a meaningful widespread impact is to tax wealthy individuals, either extremely aggressive 1 time taxes or just jacking the hell out of their rate so anything over 5m was taxed at like 60-70%. Until they do that, it's just continued bleeding of lower classes.
With how inflation figures come out 100% inline with predictions and this I’m not sure how the USD isn’t worth less than the Zimbabwe dollar
Not really. This is about the point where the Fed points back at the people to vote different policies into office if they want improvement. They’ve done everything they can with the shit sandwich elected into power. Jesus take the wheel.
Powell doing his part to keep it going wasn’t on my bingo card. Bro trying to explain why QE is starting again made me laugh.
Might not be too late. Market usually gives you another extra day or two
can we please rotate out of rklb and into PL tomorrow?
Made $1.1k today, thank you daddy JP
Yeah, I’m looking at him
you bet on Sherron Moore impregnanting someone? animal style
more like 5.
buy the oracle dip and let it ride
Europoors are gonna buy the NVDA dip relax guys.
I have the wife.
UBER/LYFT getting gaped by Waymo announcements
r/AMD_Stock and r/SupersStonk makes this place look like a mensa convention. Just a waterfall of baseless price targets being spewed as copium.
Damn ORCL. You were over 300 a few months ago
Positions or nice LARP
2026 is gonna be humbling, but I’m gonna enjoy 2025 first 🙂
i wish he'd do that with platinum coins 🪙 with a denomination of $1T 🤔
Tbf what else can they do? Tariff ain’t his fault
Hell yes
The kids have moved on to Jellycats now, whatever the hell those are
🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀
yeee
+175 on OCRL saying AI less than 57 times during the call.
Amd is actually the goat but I’m hoping for a small pullback
$ORCL needs to be $190 by tomorrow morning
This is your reminder to drink some water and have a snack
5yrs +1200% retard\nStop playing weeklies
Why are films always shit compared to books? In the book he YOLOs into brothels and France then passes a law against proxénitisme which fucks him\n\nThis really happened. Albert Camus first got published in France by a guy who could afford premises for a print shop because it was a former brothel going cheap
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More like the people who use their products hate them and using cheaper alternatives + AI.
Ty, just got in
Thank you for your sacrifice
ORCL $250 by EOY
my dad worked for ellison decades ago, and I mean a position where he had\n\n to deal with him several times a week, he's a d=bag
Wait so the conspiracy theory became true. That back then ORCL was pumped on purpose so they could use the pump to raise money to buy the media.
Add META as well
amd
Euro poors aren't worth 1 million \n\nSuck failure losers
Sounds like coreweave last q
When is Kwanza rally?
TRUMP: DON'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE 20%, 25% GDP GROWTH\n\nTRUMP: IF MARKET GOES UP, WE SHOULD ENCOURAGE IT TO GO UP MORE\n\nThis fucking guy lmao
they will stay the same so the lenders can make more money
I made 200$ woo
lol, I work on and maintain machinery, you couldn't automate my job if you tried\n\nI've gotten scouted twice in the last week for people desperate for me to work for them, I'll *literally* never be out of work unless I want to be, which I can do any time I want because I'm a skilled tradesman of almost 3 decades now
Nope, price goes down cause I already had you, but if you want to bring a friend, price goes back up.
Which stock
I think the bartender bought KO or maybe she just had the sniffles
Pretty clear recession signal is that Pokémon cards are finally actually in stock at many places. Looks like that bubble finally burst.
Bad time to be holding cash
But now the s&p500 is FDIC insured with guaranteed minimum 20% annual gains
Lol
https://preview.redd.it/407bbwfm7g6g1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=737602b8695d062fb83b940770346a740d973153\n\nsimple google search shows up with this
270
when the company name is AI Slop\n\ndrop it like its hooot drop it like its hooot
Then leave traitor fuck
what a bad day. First JPOW kills my VIX calls. Then, Sherron Moore gets fired for impregnating someone.
Market gave us an NVDA cheat code and people still do shit like this. Fascinating
I think half the people in here think that Santa rallies are before Christmas…
If mother Theresa and Gandhi meet, they woild hunt ber
Nvidia is trash with no moat \n\nBroadcom is where you need to go
One could say you got chowed up.
nothing about this feels sustainable
SPY pumping AH
It would indeed be wonderful
I ain't trying nuthin
I'll skip the tech shit since most people here can't read, but it'll eventually lead to 10-20% efficiency gains for most AI accelerators, and an additional 10-15% for TPUs.\n\nIt's not big shit yet, but it *will* be.
At least choose an actual good small cap instead of a chinese rugpull\n\ntell me one thing about this company and why you invested in them?
tomorrow AVGO earnings
Good, not good enough, not guiding aggressive enough, revenue missed. Take the cash out parlay that elsewhere.
UBER, LYFT not happy with JPow? Why sweeties?
🤲
Holy shit, you're going to have 30 people tell you you're an idiot.
Fucking ORCL
I believe it
Fortnite was training for Venezuela
that CHOW loss post is the funniest shit
I'm hoping it retests October highs
what ?
“AI bad” bears 🤝 clicking “all time” on RH and seeing red
Something nearly as good as Applovin?
Primary global reserve currency, used in most global trade of oil and commodities, and massively held by foreign governments and institutions. Countries with hyperinflation usually have weak or isolated currencies
Cmon BULL, stop having performance anxiety, ffs
Yea, it's my fun port. I stuck to only options, gained over 300% in the year. Currently up 68% from entry.
When nvda was $195 and pltr was like $160 I had an option and I went with nvda
And it is much less now, so the next time he tries the damage will be even less.
Have mercy on us poors.
I like this. I saw another post somewhere showing they have a large free cash flow as well
Hawkish cut means at *LEAST -1%*
Never gamble with your own money.
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Stock went from $12 to $0.75 after halt because of a china pump and dump scam, lots of people lost everything and crying right now
why only 60% and not 600% like 🥭nomics
Which one of you cucks was saying we are so back?
Timing is impeccable.
Yes you can and its surprisingly “ok” nowadays.
If I meet you out back 1000 times will you give me 20k? Need to recover my loss
Six seven
LMAO
The chows around the world eating good right now
Yeah. Lesson learned.
Learned long long time ago, never to invest, or even try and trade any stock or equity that is Chinese. Those fuckers pull the rug faster than anybody else
I've said this before and I'll say it again. MDB (MongoDB) and unstructured data for noSQL are the future. They might not take over traditional SQL systems but they'll definitely have a seat at the big boy table. I would be impressed, but not entirely surprised, if MDB overtook ORCL market cap one of these days in the future. I am a disciple of the venerable Tengyu Ma.
Bers fukin fukt
lmao there were a whole lot of confident bears in here last night
not me crying that i didn't set the limit sells to $7
If you mean your puts will be -60% then... yes
Hold. They will rip.
If 5K all you got.. what did you invest in? Why? By the gods ever hear of.. nevermind
It will die
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Nice try
Dunno how I'm gonna recover
Google calls?
Looks like space is back on the menu tonight, boys\n🚀🚀🚀
Would have made more money holding the 500
Nice
Banks think they'll default.
Same with Batman. Bane buys a huge FD put position with Bruce Wayne or his companies money. It goes to zero just like real life.
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!banbet NFLX -60% 2w
Need msft to go up 1.3% tomorrow
Like this should mean outlook is bad, but everyone is like “yaaaay” but those same “yaaaaays” just like “printing money bad”
He can spend it better
🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵
Winklevoss twinks pumping with prediction markets now oh lawddd 🥵
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Best comment here lmao
Would be nice if ORCL pulled a MRVL and go -7% to +15% now
That too LOL
Is this money in the room with us?
people get so busy pricing everything in they forget to price themselves in sometimes
Look on the bright side - you didn't really lose that much
Sell the bathwater to some degenerates… make back the money you lost… put it all on 0DTE’s and then repeat. Infinite dopamine glitch 🤫
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And that was your bloomberg business flash
Out of the loop what is this referring to
Username checks out lmaoooo
Not just anyone’s borrowed money.
honestly these after-hours drops always seem to overreact imo.. oracle still has that solid enterprise base and decent cash flow. might grab a few shares if it drops more tomorrow.
I was considering this too but didn't pull the trigger. I think you'll win from this trade
apparently. but since oai is only about half of this now (and was overblown, anyway - if oai failed, orcl could sell to someone else... and oai is getting buttloads of free gpus from amd to finance a decent chunk, oai buying $0 is unlikely af) - the concerns should be alleviated. if not moot.\n\nthis is like $223B from other companies. including some megacaps. \n\nit's just insane.\n\nworse, amd is still way up (from 160, now 220) from their own oai deal. and amd is giving away their gpus via warrant rebates. \n\nthis market is so retarded.\n\nand orcl didn't even cut their dividend. if they're in financial straits, why are they paying out $2/share/year?
Why is everyone buying POET?? Why so mich hype for this stock?
Cant fathom why anyone would continue buying puts after this year. Its so often a loser that even if the market theoretically had 2x its worst crash in history youd still be better off just eating the loss in stock price instead of buying puts every year.
Goog is 2.5% off ATH. Pump it
bought more
Planet Labs is making me hard right now
Yes
ciao ciao 🙂👋
is there a better day trader than tslr
the circle jerks only last so long
As much as my Friday puts want what you want, I think you are done trading bro.\n\n\nU.s. just snatched up an oil tanker in Venezuela and no one gives a fuck
How are all my longs and hedges both down
GOOG is about to be crowned AI king
Ouch. I only touch profitable companies above 5 billion market cap for a reason ..
My port was ruined by SPY
Lmao 🤣
Just split the ipo money and dissappear
🤣
Why is NVDA being such a piece of trash?
what bank?
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I just realized the bad guy in Casino Royale YOLOed a 100 mil of borrowed money into puts on one airline company stock, puts went to zero, then guy tried to gamble it all back playing poker, a true degenerate
R/bitcoin is such a cope show
Same, gonna need a Larry miracle
Shambletown has a new mayor. 😮‍💨👌
I don’t mind the Santa rally but don’t gaslight me that the economy is amazing when we have to cut rates and do QE to sustain growth
Buy. Were people expecting a trillion in backlogs this time?\nIt's gonna be fine
Chickening out of playing ORCL earnings turns out to have been the move.
🥭 doesn't even know what to do with the oil tanker
oh shit I didnt even think about tiktok really bagholder paradise
Real Santa Rally starts Friday AH when puts and calls gets thetagangbanged
Assuming you are a bull that’s profited on options. I was a bear that did that a couple years ago. It goes fast.
$190 is the limit I think, I will be trying to make up for my calls with puts, with that said, after Q1 2026 they’ll be back up around $230
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where's that guy that bet 40K on no rate cut?
But which way did the chart move? Looks like the ber is regarded as usual
Stay poor
Wait for Trump to start handing out stimmy...
Well that was fast by my bank. Already got an email saying my interest rate is cut.
Ain’t no way ORCL will be the AI bubble popping catalyst
Now whose fault is that?
Welp. We're waiting....
$9k
!RemindMe -1 day
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Definitely a sign of ligma
I thought rate cuts were bullish for all the debt they are in...
one drunk ber is more intelligent than 3 bulls with phds
And their enterprise stuff is stickier and stickier. It is interesting the stock hasnt gone up more as of late with these big earnings hits.
fall off a cliff
tiktok. Not even joking. 18yr olds trading their bar mitzvah funds
That's the market signal to squirt
**What's stopping Netflix from shorting Oracle out of spite from the Warner Bros. bidding war??????? Or I am too smart here**
Rate cuts to refinance their theme parks and broadband infrastructure. Also, upcoming sentiments in the next 3-6 months. [Here are some things that are bullish because the FIFA World Cup can boost the theme parks’ sales and it’s still very undervalued.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ValueInvesting/s/zlCwONz3Jn)
If you bought the dip around .75 you'd be more than double at 2.00 right now