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| thanks |
| So cooked 🙄 |
| No, my first thought would be "fuck me that's expensive, I can't afford that. I wonder if they've got any cars for $10k". |
| There is a reason I’m in high school 😤😤😤 |
| whats your secret |
| Reta is meta |
| #Either exit market early or live long enough to see yourself become a regard LMAO 🤌 |
| You don’t know that he literally does that? Just google stuff on ur own man |
| That doesn't answer the question. I just said you DO NOT have to do bonds.\n\nThe question was: Why not sell and lock away retirement? Why risk spoiling a good thing? |
| Loool twinsies. Had about a grand this week realized in my fun account, and lost just shy of nine hundo today too 😂\n\nFuck sakes... |
| One of those days you make money, but it doesn’t feel like it. |
| We should make politicians all smoke it to the point of panic attack at least once a month. |
| I can speak to this situation from about seven different angles. I own the stock and buy calls and love Reddit as a stock due to the LLM model. Got my ass kicked today obviously. I’m also a huge fan of the product and I’m on 8 to 10 subs that I actively follow and engage with daily. So I’m a total fan. But what this guy said is totally accurate. I’m also a small business owner of a national e-commerce company and we spend about $1500 a week on Reddit advertising and have been for about 3 to 4 months and it does not work well at all. I want it to be great because all we do is spend money on Facebook and make Zuckerberg richer or same for Google, but sadly what this post is saying I am living proof that it’s accurate, the ROI is very disappointing. |
| Mindful bets? |
| must've been the wind |
| Can I sell the cost of tarriffs that were passed on to me through shopping habits? |
| Basically pick any mid-tier or junior silver miner. There are potential 10-20 bangers all over the place. Follow Don Durrett on X . |
| Top is in |
| The last hurrah for the US dollar reserve currency. The US can outbid other countries by printing dollars. \n\nThe entity that uses the newly "printed" dollars first uses them before they devalue. JP Morgan is probably the government's proxy in the silver market. How long that strategy works before killing the US bond market, who knows. |
| Imagine being so retarded you asked this sub instead of AI to summarize a novel for you \n\nBut okay, basically Ned finds out that joffreys dad is his uncle and tells Cersei he knows |
| now I'm hungry for a kebab. great. |
| I have been wondering about this BS rotation myself. Makes no sense |
| Fun product in moderation, fragmented uninvestable industry |
| I'm just gonna stop buying until it goes sub 80 |
| Yes I know. I have a LEAPS position larger than OPs |
| I told everyone about $bcc no one listened. |
| Luckily, my current play (poet) has recovered. It got ugly for a couple months |
| Legalise fully at once |
| I block ads using a 3rd party app. I think they stopped giving out api keys this year though. |
| Lol, thought you were serious at first... Well played. |
| Can you take back a ban bet? I wanna keep chilling w/ you boys fr |
| Up 15.5% today & now we get a post? Ugh. Thanks though. |
| What’s everyones thoughts on medical marijuana? |
| Bro stop. The chances are less than 10% of poet doing a “GAMMA SQUEEZE!!!!” Just get on and enjoy the ride the company worth investing in in my opinion and I believe in the tech |
| There is no end to the degeneracy i see |
| gives me NVO flashbacks |
| like what? |
| 13 year old account with 0 posts or comments until today. Yes, totally real account not photoshop not fake at all no cap.\n\nCmon guys, don’t be as retarded as OP. |
| How much tax are you gonna have to pay for that?.. geez congrats |
| What does my post say regard? It said had. \n\nBag holding from the last time it was 52.23 (end of 2021) yielded 3.325 dollars. So cost basis is ~48.905 (taxes make it more). He could have sold pre marker or at todays high at profit.\n\nIf hes been bag holding since 2000, 2018, 2019, or 2020, then his cost basis is way lower. Tho not a good investment either way. |
| Sorry I don't do that for RDDT. But I think it will roughly double every five years and anyone that buys here will be very happy. |
| USDJPY almost at decade highs again and this time while USD is also dumping\n\nJapan is super super fuk |
| Its not. That's why the the market is punishing the companies raking debt, meta included. Meta has to show that they can meaningfully monetize AI and increase revenue substantially to compensate for the debt that they are taking. |
| End of November |
| Update - My $1k cash account that I opened yesterday is up to $1.1k. I’m already calculating how to get $100k |
| No im saying if you manually search it\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ubnbb6v2aldg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74abc838a7d6a4fcf449fa29280cc02ed9f3ff31\n\nThat privacy shit is bypassed by just searching for the username in the bar, it’ll just pull all their history that they didn’t delete but was hidden. |
| I speak directly to my FBI agent. |
| Why would you sell ASTS..? Especially if you got shares |
| Quality of the users on reddit has sharply declined the last 10 years. |
| 4% is trash returns and will be eaten away by inflation. |
| Jesus Christ why is this board a bunch of teenagers who think these piddly biotech readouts move the stock or pdufa dates are some sort of catalyst. Stop betting on binary biotech events. They rarely work |
| GG. Well played. |
| RDDT and HOOD 2X leveraged HODU + RDTL a quick buy? |
| Thanks, my teacher was supposed to give us a quiz on the first two today and I didn’t start anything until last night. Got the call for a day off at 930 or so. Teacher said she won’t be at school Friday, so we may not still have the quiz? But a big help for sure thanks man |
| People!!!! Silver is the ONLY future!!! In ChatGPT's mind, everything you are doing or have ever done is POS. Everything you owned or about to buy is POS. Only silver will be there in the future!!!! |
| Google aren't going to be running the model so they can't take the data even if they want it. They literally won't have access to ANY of it. |
| its only been\n\n*looks at calendar*\n\nlike 14 days & some of days the market was closed |
| And how does it feel if it never recovers and you just stare at it for 2 years bleeding |
| Opened +1.1k, ended +300, felt like -800 |
| The bill sucks tbh |
| Not really. You just need to be very good at reading short term price action and follow their rules. You pay for the evaluation test and if you pass they give you a funded account. Get the balance of that account over a certain amount and you can start withdrawing real money. Changed my life tbh |
| The shoebody bop |
| So next time you'll tell us right, me in particular? Pretty please with sprinkles on top? |
| We're still at that "rotation into trash small caps before QQQ beats everything again" part of the bull market.\n\nRisk-on appetite is ultimately a good sign. |
| Surprised you didn’t do OTM CC’s on them |
| I block ads. |
| Throw that shit in an AI Humanizer and you are good to go |
| Ngl only playing leaps takes a lot of stress off the day to day fluctiations |
| I can attest as a wife of a trader, his moods have moods |
| Started trading last year during August. Ended 2025 with a 36% or so return I believe. 2.12% YTD |
| You know, losing body fat is fun. During the day, the hunger doesn't really get to me but at night when I'm shitposting here all I crave is Turkish döner kebab, fries or hamburgers. |
| Corporations paying more in taxes?? SOUNDS COMMUNIST!! |
| Silver mining stocks. They have yet to catch up to silver's recent move. Big potential with some of these guys. |
| Yes. Luckily my only solace if I entered this trade and others looking for hood to be my “nav” I collect cash flow in form of premium on stocks I love to hold long term. I didn’t expect hood to shit itself for the greater part of a year. I’ve been selling the 150s for AWHILE but with the dip today I might need to start selling below my cost. I’ve had to go out more and more in time like a month or two out at a time but it just doesn’t matter cuz all hood does is go lower so they decay quick asf. I btc and re sell again. I’m probably gonna sell the 140 strike for Feb 20th make another 2.5 k in premium and then sell like April or may exp after this earnings since I don’t expect anything from hood for a long time at this point. This might be a multi year hold. I’m coming to terms with it at this point. Just gonna try to get off my margin and cash flow my pocket with this dead stock |
| Why do lawmakers care what lex Luthor thinks about the crypto bill? |
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| You’re telling me 80% of ad interaction being Among Us cocks is a bad sign? |
| Maybe because it's a dumpster fire of TDS |
| Bulls deserve it. And ber definitely deserves it for being ber. |
| Congrats but you quit before the fun began. |
| Balls of steel |
| Heard Ron Jeremy is joining us tomorrow for the big pumps |
| Every time I buy shares they dump without fail |
| suspiciously familiar with the pricing of these huh |
| Just here to give my daily fuck you Palantir 🖕 |
| TE going to 9$ tmrw |
| Can’t wait to go bottom fishing when Megacaps distribute more |
| lol I keep getting adds for senior women’s depends diapers. |
| robinhood stole exactly half of my profits on a options trade, gain loss and account cash change was half after the trade, I called their support and they basically said yeah weird ok our accounting software will only report half the gain to the IRS don't worry. I don't know what to do about it, it was only $600 difference. Thinking of just leaving the platform for that bs. \n\n \nmore details the options purchase was 2 sets of 50, that's why I know there's a glitch on their side, got me thinking how many times they've done this to people. |
| Tell me daddy 😛😛 |
| Thanks ChatGPT |
| For holding his country down and going to frontlines to give his soldiers medals like a badass. The Churchill of our time tbh |
| The spy etf should pay taxes instead 😤 |
| Another reddit account to create exit liquidity on the next stock they want to sell you after it peaks |
| True diamond balls right there. Held since 2024 is insane |
| Hell yea brother! Congrats! Dump that shit in SPYI and QQQI. Get that 1%/month dividend |
| Idk if id be able to manage the highs and lows of this game with a wife. There would just be those days where nothing gets done and i go to bed early, and other days where im a raving lunatic. For now this is fine becouse i am alone. The walls never complain when i yell at them ☺️ |
| What was the name of that video? XD |
| In the first chapter of Harpers Lee’s "to kill a mockingbird," the author presents the town of Maycomb, Alabama, as a worn-out place that is still under the influence of the Great Depression. The point-of-view character, Scout Finch, mentions her brother Jem and their friend Dill, who is fascinated by their reclusive neighbor, "Boo" Radley. While the children are preoccupied with the Radley house, we are also introduced to the children's father Atticus, a lawyer who appears to be more realistic than the rest of the town. Thus, the writer is trying to depict the scenario of both the innocent children's wonder and the strict, slow-changing Southern social rules coexisting together. \n\n\nIn the second chapter, the narrative recounts Scout’s disastrous first day at school. Her teacher, one Miss Caroline, fresh to the town, is completely ignorant of the Maycomb way of life. She is very upset that Scout, the little girl of the highest class, is reading already. Soon after, when Scout gives the reason for a classmate Walter Cunningham not taking the lunch money, Miss Caroline punishes Scout for her being outspoken, thereby demonstrating the difference with the very hard and formal education environment where Scout learns nothing and the good morals at home where she learns all the values. Which begins Scout's gradual understanding that adults are not very logical at times. |
| If that’s what yall look like after a clean-out of the gene pool, good god it must have been harrowing before lmao |
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| Unfortunately I think it legs up one more time. I’m ITM but feel gross lol |
| I thought you were going to say you were moving back in with your parents. |
| Veblen goods |
| For what? Money laundering? |
| 🤔 |
| My friend told me to buy INTC when it was in the 10s literally last year... |
| Right now everyone is laughing at us 🌽 tards. I bet when Rial collapsed 96% in a single day last week not many Iranians were laughing.\n\nWhen US QE reaches $120B+ a month again soon y'all will stop laughing too. |
| It’s crazy.. entered at 5 but this is the first time I’m buying more. Thus goes to +100 |
| Remember when SPY went up .5-1% everyday |
| $116* |
| Robotics is only getting started here, WSB will absolutely be floored when they see Optimus 3 and no doubt Tesla will thrive as well.\n\nThe production of humanoids has not even started but were trying to catch the curve before the inflection point. Another interesting company on my radar is HP. |
| Not anyone now that the mag 7 are the bag 7. |
| Thanks bro, will look into it |
| Silver plated boom sticks |
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| Bro is getting abosoluly trashed in the polls i mean its looking like a giant blue wave in november. all we need now is this fuk to pivot towards things like green energy and all left policies LOLLLLL green energy etf is gonna go UP |
| Fucking monstered it last year by being in UK and Europe and em trackers |
| How did you hear about this stock in 2023? And what’s the 2026 version of this play? |
| Meta, avgo and hood |
| fuckin nothing because until they're out with prescription glasses and they have way thinner frames only tiktokers will buy them |
| Holy shit man. I guess thanks for making me feel better lol Have you been selling calls on those shares to reduce risk? I honestly wish I would've sold calls more aggressively. Just yesterday I sold a call expiring in June and thank God I did because today didn't hurt as much as it could've. |
| 0dte $37.50 GLXY calls🤑🤑 |
| Theta 😮💨 |
| I feel so lucky |
| Dude short BMNR to zero holy fuck this Tom Lee dude is genuinely a retard. |
| Is NVDA finally reversing? |
| I copied the picture you posted. I analyzed it in photo meta data software. It is generated. It is fake. It is not real. What’s unclear? You’re not smooth. |
| NO SHIT! CAPITAL GAINS TAX. He would owe (roughly without knowing personal info) over $500k on next year's taxes. |
| That sounds pretty sweet! Is there a catch? |
| I don’t believe you! \n\nPlease send me that link, so I can investigate myself. |
| Doesn’t matter as long as it has liquidity\n\nOnly want to exercise if there is no buyers typically |
| Tons of retards browsing this sub, just send them advertisements for robinhood gold. |
| Tbh the Nobel peace prize should’ve gone to someone else anyway. Like actually wtf you beat a dictator in an election and left the country? What’s the merit there. Zelnisky should get that once his shits all done. |
| What? |
| News is for sucks. |
| Sales = stock price. Buy strength not speculation. When they have a drug that cures it available for commercial purchase, then buy it. Until that time, let the hedge funds accumulate it and ultimately drive the price. \nYou want to ride the wave. You’re not strong enough to create it 😉 |
| What's he telling you to do now? 📝📝 |
| Made a few dollars on GLXY and RKT, not sure what's next, any suggestions? |
| Poor ad performance means less clicks (lower CTR), which means savvy advertisers will spend less.\nIf Reddit can better target ads, more people will click on them and then advertisers will spend more. |
| Short term price target? |
| Oh that was you? As a fellow regard, I bought that same day lmao |
| Same 😫 |
| I honestly can't tell diff between chatgpt claude and Gemini. I feel like OpenAI is screwed if Google decides to do the Amazon strategy of taking billions in losses to wipe out competitors who cannot do the same, and then raise prices later. Don't know if this pace of spending is sustainable even for the largest companies in the world. |
| Exactly. A trait of a scamming poor. |
| It is life changing money sell and move on! Set the money up to assist and grow your life. Enjoy and relax a bit. Dont be one of thr fools that posts a screenshot pf them deep in red and you can see the massive peak in the past. \n\nAnyway im retarded so what do i know because none of my trades have ever netted 9 million haha. Congrats brother happy for you. Sounds like a surreal experience |
| Reddit has ads? I'm using the Brave Browser. |
| With any luck whatsoever qqq and spy will open up so I can get puts again. |
| Make america gay again |
| Top is in |
| you mean you didn't know you were in the market, but I bet your interest is piqued. |
| Thank you for inducing the pump |
| I love financials and have a bunch of them.\n\nBut they're my safety plays and "ballast" alternative to cash.\n\nNot going to beat mag 7. |
| This is just because leaps expire tomorrow. Nothing more. |
| Hood just keeps bending me over |
| Who is ready for hood at 106 tomorrow |
| Sell the news. Id expect more downside |
| When did you get these ? |
| Amazing how natural selection worked its magic. Because nobody ever said I am so tall, rich, good looking and successful that I'll go to fucking Plymouth and sail west off the edge of the world in the fucking Mayflower. \n\nReally cleaned out the gene pool |
| Notice in none of the responses this account never denies they are fake, they just insult you. |
| Being a perma bull is not real advice |
| with what money??\n\nall my money was in hood LEAPs |
| Screen record and send it to your ex |
| Or just use prop firms. My Topstep account cost me $300 and I’ve withdrawn six figures with literally zero risk to my own money |
| I got 70% last year |
| Praying for slv to go down so I can buy some |
| This mf Tom Lee smacks his lips more than my grandma. |
| Selling naked puts to maximize margin efficiency |
| White collar nuked because of Barbie. What a shame. Really going to miss that dude. |
| That's still a month's work in Venezuela |
| Where was this yesterday? |
| Could have beaten it with qqq most years and last year with almost any ex-usa index. |
| Me? Never?\n\nBut SPY beats me with a tube sock full of nickels on the daily... |
| Options almost make me 40k today but I'm a pussy so I make like 5k |
| Mother fucker I just lost last night |
| Best time to buy was November at $178. Second best time is today. |
| Got a few SPY calls before that closing green candle, also got a put after close to "hedge".\n\nExpecting this to open with absolutely zero change tomorrow |
| almost every year lately, tech heavy. AMZN used to carry me bigly, lately shes been a bitch but QQQ and VGT carry me up |
| World's biggest forum that isn't some boomer slop. It's going to grow. |
| My dad told me to buy silver in October and bitcoin in 2020🙈 |
| Tom Lee is the worst thing that’s ever happened to that space. |
| I've never seen anyone on other social media make this type of comment. The self awareness already makes you smarter than most Facebook users. |
| bout to call ICE on the plant for my INTC calls |
| Can i get a small loan of 100,000 |
| Secretly record people for POV/prank Tik toks |
| Not as much as me. Up 86k in the afternoon and ended +64 us dollars |
| beating SPY is usually easy in an up year if you just momentum trade like a degenerate |
| I keep buying because I can stop using every other social media platform but I can’t stop using reddit |
| How can I invest in Tin? Can't find a ticker that's not futures |
| Well it’s doing 20% now so it’s getting harder lol |
| What the fuck is Tom Lee even talking about? |
| buy copper. |
| Full year? Sir this is a casino |
| sell the news buy the rumor. |
| Oh by golly i would absolutely cash out most of my stocks by year end. Still waiting on the crazy blow off top though. |
| What do people do with Meta glasses? |
| lol. I get Porsche ads and ads for running a business I don’t own. I love it. |
| You can do both, collect revenue and claim much more revenue incoming in the future. |
| Up or down? |
| Today was just perfect. I came to the casino and walked away from the slot machine with a very nice gain. Theres just no better feeling other than sex, and im not talking about charity sex either. |
| Probably more than 1 seller. Possibly many sellers. I doubt they sold naked. So sellers still make some money. But 99% of the money comes from people buying the stock (assuming the sellers had the collateral so not naked selling) |
| I tried this strategy on ASTS from 2021 to 2024, holdings shrunk 90% but somehow I’m still in the green. Moved into shares only now. |
| Explain this to me. So there is a chance it falls tomorrow as well? |
| Happened to me yesterday. I guess it’s a problem with Schwab. Very strange. |
| I will try and buy a stock tomorrow |
| guh |
| Ok I figured it out - made new account as old one was potentially doxxable, carry on |
| 1001 |
| Except it will only stop bleeding in meta. Jury is still out for other AI/ Data center stocks. I wont be surprised to see orcl at 150 |
| The dynamite peace prize? FIFA prize is much better |
| USLESS health care plan u phat shit LMAOOOO |
| How many of you have beaten SPY in a given year? Even once? Just one year? |
| Every now and then this happens. "Rotation out of tech and profitable growing companies into shitcos!"\n\nIt's like receiving a blowjob from a dude as a straight guy.\n\nFeels great until you look down and realize you're a 🏳️🌈🐻. |
| Look at you Mr. Money manager |
| You don’t understand how LLMs work. Google leases Apple the weights of the model (just a very big math function), Apple loads on the model on their servers, the iPhone encrypts/sends the query to Apple’s servers, Apple’s servers crunch the numbers, and Apple encrypts/sends the response back to the iPhone. Where in that process would Google be getting data?\n\nIt’s common for large companies to contract with Google, Anthropic, OpenAI to host the models themselves so their employees can use it without leaking company secrets. This is no different. |
| You already have a bet going - SLV to 71.58768 before 17-Jan-2026 04:15 PM -05 |
| !BANBET |
| lol im so retarded. morning opened to +1.3k and closed at +50$ ahahaha |
| I sold 800 shares of ASTS below 90 this week. I’m an idiot |
| >I think the most drastic and least reversible changes are form the Supreme Court appointments\n\nOh yeah absolutely 100%\n\nThe difference is the supreme court is not at all a democratic with the justices and their "unbiased" rulings\n\nNo citizen voter ever elected one of those particular special 9... and hasn't been the case for centuries so won't change anytime soon\n\nI am speaking more directly about the specific Trump stooges in the Executive (RFK and Musk)\n\nSupreme Court has always been fucked... but we are in a especially fucked period... but that is just history repeating cause the Court has always been fucked |
| idk, r u? |
| What if he was just on his period and that all gets dropped? |
| You and me both my guy. Either we'll make big money or get anoos gaped. |
| If donny boy can pump us up 5% like april 9th thatd be cool. |
| 2022 🐻 |
| You don’t need to be a constitutional lawyer to know how to read the constitution. |
| Because of wallstreetbets, I don’t even realize how much I’ve lost |
| You can trade micro futures and even a single ES mini for very little margin and get unfathomable leverage. If you play it smart and don’t get greedy that’s all you need. At least you’re not fighting the Greeks like with options |
| We are going to drill until Zucc smashes earnings expectations and announces that they are pivoting away from metaverse/AI to firing employees and doing stock buybacks |
| Intel's dividend is extremely insignificant, in that it is 0. |
| Fuck that stupid pathetic october blow off top. |
| imagine posting in a thread but that thread is not the latest thread |
| God speed. I did this with a third of my port back in december. Hopefully another third soon, after spy 700 |
| More silver and more silver |
| Smart! |
| Send Tom Lee back to the fields. |
| "OpenAI Invests in Sam Altman’s Startup, Merge Labs" -- bruh wtf is this scam |
| The value at this price difference makes really no difference. At this point excersising them would at least free the poor sap who sold the leaps at this price who has been watching the shares he owns gain value for someone else. |
| I’ve been saying this for years.\n\nI run the advertising and performance marketing teams for a $600M+ company. We spend > $10M a year across all our channels. Guess which one isn’t a part of our mix?\n\nReddit.\n\nAsk any advertiser. Reddit’s ad platform is flat out terrible. It’s incredibly difficult to hit performance targets because of how bad it is. \n\nNot to mention…\n\nhttps://www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/02/11/reddit-users-are-the-least-valuable-of-any-social-network.html\n\nThat was published in 2019. 2019. *That hasn’t changed*.\n\nNot a single colleague or contemporary of mine has had success advertising on Reddit. *None*. \n\nThat being said, there’s literally no reason for the ad platform to suck. They have *decades* of user data that tells advertisers *exactly what users are interested in and where they spend their time* on the site / app.\n\nThe only excuse for a user being shown an ad that isn’t relevant to them is user error on the advertiser’s part.\n\nAnd the fact that u/spez hasn’t significantly invested in improving the ad platform here is shocking to say the least. \n\nBecause if Reddit’s advertising takes off, it’s another Meta in terms of ad revenue and stock price. |
| 광고 분석글에 구글과의 데이터 계약이 왜 들어가나요? 생각만 해봐도 의도가 있는 분석글인데 아무도 의심을 안하네요 |
| Gonna be awhile with that one |
| Random microcaps pumping after hours with no catalyst.. gotta be one of my favorite genders |
| avging down on nflx is a horrible feeling |
| I'm simply explaining what the previous screenshot posted above meant for folks who are a little slow, for context it used to show on Nov 9 the volume was under 50 for this contract. Looks like the screenshot poster didn't realize there are other places other than America on this planet, so sometimes dates are written in a different day month order. Glad OP got their bag |
| Was honestly abt to invest in the stock then my brain actually turned on a d i realised what I was about to get myself into... |
| I mean, I'm not surprised. Look at the average redditor - a left leaning, anti-work, anti-billionaire, anti-corporation individual. Very anti ads. Also a top voted comment: "No fucking shit. Has anyone ever clicked on these shit ads".\n\nI've said this before many times and I'll say it again. Reddit needs to pander more to right wing folk. Maybe even pull an Elon Musk -- look at TSLA -- near all time highs after he pandered to the right. Get rid of the shit power tripping mods and maybe replace them with AI? This gets rid of the power trip and political bias that seeps into every subreddit... especially worse for city and front page subreddits. |
| Even with this dip RH is overpriced imo |
| Guessing it will by tuesday. |
| CALLS |
| Nah I’m a pro dip buyer, I’ve been preaching for Google since $148 |
| Will 🥭 give the FIFA prize back now that he got the real thing? |
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| I 100% should have but the past week or so we keep getting bounces so I kept expecting one. |
| That’s why everybody does it |
| If I click on an Ad and the comments are blocked I assume they blocked them because they expect negative comments about their product/service. |
| Lol. Another one. All the posters wiped comment history’s and post history’s. |
| You're allowed to pick a different direction u know |
| I'm sure silver messed up a lot of bears days today. What happened to the "silver to $40 crowd?" |
| You then won’t want to buy it cause you’ll be scared. I had to force myself to buy more hood today lmao. Just dca |
| the only one i subscribe to is lisa su onlyfans |
| Only by accident. These cunts make the ads look like actual posts, and disable the comments like cowards. |
| You're a grade-A moron for thinking most users aren't on app where you can't use an ad blocker.\n\nYou seriously think the majority of reddit users are nerdy desktop goons like yourself? |
| Whatever that nosedive at EOD was completely boned me. Kept trying to hop in for a rebound and it never came. Caught about 15 falling knives. |
| Yeah every time you scroll past an add, it creates a visit to their site (at least it looks that way on my Ad Guard DNS panel). I blocked the most common ones I get so I'm not giving those sites any boosts. |
| Fuck you on the gainz, but gl on your new job! |
| negative, the strike price is 50, the break even price was 52.40. Strike price refers to the price your contract lets you buy or sell the shares at. |
| They are going for full on extermination of the space bers |
| Oh good I’m a vampire 🧛 |
| I think exercised leaps are sort of tax efficient. 2million gain on closed (non-exercised) short term calls in a state like California then yeah you losing like half |
| Will this allow Wei-Jen Lo to Intel |
| Gotta spend money to make money |
| Looks like golden arches |
| Either it is red and we BTFD to green or it is green |
| 2nd post I've seen today with big ASTS gains. Sus |
| K |
| How is the Breckie hill of |
| Draft is starting soon it’s time to get gay again |
| Aw shucks |
| I mean the issue is we haven’t because retards still think this is Trump playing 4D chess and trying to get Europe to spend more on NATO when it’s clearly him trying to steal minerals and cancel the midterms with martial law. Also distract from the Epstein files. Ppl think this is a nothing burger and everything is a joke nowadays thanks to social media, but after the meeting between Rubio, Vance, and the EU representatives I’m fairly sure these retards are going to attack Europe. |
| Reddit does not get paid based on purchases/conversions.\n\nYou either pay based on CPC or CPM depending on the campaign type you're running.\n\nAs someone who has actually bought ads on Reddit, they have been terrible at driving conversions. |
| I would too if I had to look at the same uglies every day |
| My man put together nearly 600k of capital in 5 years. File this under takes money to make money. |
| Accuracy and vibes |
| My spirit animal |
| should just call them tariffs then |
| I'm convinced. Loading up on calls tmrw |
| NFLX why you always falling, you keep on falling, you piece of shit can you stop falling!!!! |
| how am i supposed to know i'm not mr charles schwab |
| OP, literally:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/caxoty9a7ldg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=579a8f791a556af132b0ee243daabf851160c0e5 |
| Gooble gobble one of us |
| Guys here’s why more US jobs is bad! |
| If I'm forced to see an ad, I skip/scroll right past it or X out immediately if I can't actively block it. I can't stand advertisements and I spend no time on them other than to get rid of them. |
| Just took the test to be able to trade gold and silver on my broker's app. Hope I lied well enough 🙏 |
| These ugly islanders did conquer the entire world though |
| Pussaaaaay. 20 more times and you can be rich beyond your wildest dreams |
| Hi 🙂 |
| We got a constitutional lawyer here folks! 😂 |
| Block them on a DNS level. I do thru Ad Guard. |
| I don’t feel anything at all |
| 100 shares ? Man I wish I only had 100. I loaded 1500 at 150 bro. This is the worst trade I’ve ever made and it’s been dragging my port for 6 months |
| 400 sure but 500 won't happen. That would shatter the 5T market cap wall by leaps and bounds. We aren't quite there yet unless we get a face melting blow off top that soon. |
| Market was very shitty to my snow day. Still have damn English work to do. Can any of you guys summarize chapters 1 and 2 of to kill a mockingbird for me? I’m not trying to like do stuff |
| Gonna go out on a limb here and say the cartoon penises may be having an effect |
| All three still have a lot of upside, but ONDS is currently the best buy due to not being at ATH or very close to it. |
| The fines they’re paying to the EU |
| In all honesty, fuck if I know. If I had to guess, buying the actual thing is better than having its subsidiary. |
| it will but knowing that doesn't help anybody since it could very well be in the next cycle |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: SSYS\n\n Direction: Up\n\n Prognosis: Buy Shares / LEAPS\n\n Thesis: War requires 3D printers & Robots need stuff to build\n\n Moat: Harder to break into than a Lockheed Martin supply chain |
| Why did Charles Schwab prevent me from purchasing shares of POET today? |
| Congratulations on making mindful bets, a bit of luck and walking out of the casino with it. More than most of us will do. |
| yeah that was fun to watch, whole market up bigly and I was red on calls within 2 mins of open |
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| Yeah I'm getting fucked with hood. Wondering if I should just sell it because I'm way too exposed. Dumbass me thought buying 100 shares at $146 was a good idea. Sometimes I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the nuts right before I clicked buy. |
| PL is an orchestrated wsb PnD like most of the smallcaps here |
| Well I bought it at $8 when they mattered. Like where HTZ is now |
| Genuine question, wouldn’t it just be better to buy Bitcoin then? |
| Not really, those LEAPS would have had a lot of extrinsic value at the time. Bro played it perfectly. |
| Smart. Don't lose it all. |
| What did Donnie think was unfair to tech companies? |
| Why ONDS? |
| Yes, yes, and yes |
| The Vikings swooped all their good looking women |
| This orange fuck isn't cartoony? |
| show me on your portfolio where it hertz |
| The question is simple... When does the silver will reach 100 bucks. |
| ATHs every week, baby |
| Advertisers don’t want their products to be associated with the sight or smell of Redditors. |
| Lol |
| Why |
| As long as you're honest about it |
| Should pick up some calls too |
| I like strangers more than everyone i know. |
| For sure he is... |
| It follows crypto and a lot of people think a crypto super cycle is coming |
| What strike |
| Markets had a very green 2025, and buyers are tired. Not to mention all the talk about bubbles and wild events. |
| Not these degens, that much I know 😂 |
| How do you decide which screenshots are fake and real? I agree with you that pretty much every post on WSB can easily be faked. If you believe that they’re fake then why bother reading? |
| $HTZ is in Russell 2000 IWM. Squeezer on tap. Small caps & foreign stocks for me this year |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: SSYS\n\n Direction: Up\n\n Prognosis: Buy Shares (Long-term hold for the Robotics Rotation)\n\n Catalyst: Defense contracts & Automation (3D printing + Robots = No need for Chinese labor)\n\n Skynet Rating: High (Printing drone parts for the 101st Airborne) |
| 👀 \n\n\nThose dirty bitches are watching us |
| It’s easy. You just buy 30K worth of call option contracts and go 69x. The hardest part is choosing the color of your lambo |
| Lost 1800 today. RKLB recovered a bit, but my other stocks went down. |
| AMD happened because of disgruntled bagholders like me who bought before the tech stock crash in October / November and haven't seen a rebound since.\n\nI finally have my money back after it was in a chastity belt for three months. |
| Maybe when I’m rich, I can afford futures |
| Mango got his second-hand peace prize...bullish |
| Sad that you have to ask that question in here. Gay |
| And open and close and power hour and… |
| It’s not. CVNA has that TSLA/PLTR energy where fundamentals don’t matter. |
| i've read the rules, helped me avoid dumb mistakes |
| Can anyone explain the MSTR hype? |
| Makes me sleepy 😴 I like it for the weekends or for jorkin marathons |
| Im at a mil with asts |
| I'm buying leaps tomorrow probably. I would have today if I noticed it down so much. |
| Administrator, please remove this bot. [u/OSRSkarma](https://www.reddit.com/user/OSRSkarma/) |
| I’ve personally never seen a Reddit ad with anything I’d be interested in. Meanwhile, most of my shopping ideas come from Insta ads, because thots. |
| Ho-Lee-Fuk |
| I'm more of an influencer. With the OF side hustle of course |
| Crazy they made a whole island for ugly white people called Great Britain |
| You have way too much faith there buddy. |
| I switched to nothing, puts on AI slop. |
| I’m working from home tomorrow so that means I’m getting drunk af and going all in on multiple Ode calls on a variety of stocks |
| Beep boop |
| I posted some past things in the ASTS subreddit and purged them |
| I have with Instagram. \n\nYouTube only has brand advertising for me, so the clicking doesn't matter as much. \n\nReddit is straight shit tier advertising though. |
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| Kirkinator memes about fent reactors. |
| i mean they are..\n\njust different juice |
| How did it turn out? |
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| We know, we all subscribe monthly. |
| Iran and Greenland are already old news, we’ve moved on to making Iceland the 52nd state. |
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| Hmm. Small caps up 7.5% ytd lol. Pumping everyday |
| My own chatbot usage has fully switched back to Chatgpt. Be careful GOOG bros |
| more down arrows than up arrows, hope this helps. |
| Trading options on lesser-known, lower volume stocks is a trip. Underlying stock drops 4%, ridiculous spreads lead to like a 20% gain on the day. Blast up 10%, those same wide spreads have you down on the day. And if they're way OOM, forget it -- unless you want to get short changed, you basically have to hold them until either close to expiration or until they're ITM.\n\nThe numbers have never meant so little and it's weird. |
| uh |
| What do people need AI for |
| Lightning struck twice and now he thinks he’s Zeus. |
| This. 1/16 expirations. |
| How much you make |
| Yeah, they quoted wallstreetbets there. |
| THOSE ARE LONG TERM GAINS MORON. \n\n22200*4=88,800 \n\n22200*97.49=2,164,278 \n2164278-88800=2,075,478\nValue in the exercised picture\n\n22200*98.34=2,183,148 \n2,183,148-88800=2,094,348 \nValue at if exercised in the original picture\n\nIn both situations you used 88k of your normal buying power to exercise the contracts\n\nIf you sold the options itself at its market value, you have 2,091,240. Without using 88.8k of your buying power. |
| Putin has to be just laughing his fucking ass off right now. |
| Right! He dropped 30k in 2-years LEAPS on what was basically a penny stock back then! Smells like Bullshit in here! |
| Don’t expect anything. Numbers are irrelevant. Big short clearly. I’m long hood at 150. I’ve given up all hope |
| AH and premarket is the move now guys. This is why futures are king |
| I guess i missed it. What happened with oil? I actually just started selling spreads for oil recently. I kind of like it so far. |
| I wonder all the time |
| That’s why I sold immediately after making this hahaha |
| Srsly. People betting on tomorrows temperature and shit. What have we become lol |
| There was practically zero time value left on his contracts, because they were miles deep ITM and only one day left. Like, WTF??? 😆 |
| Work here in 2022, with stock purchase incentives— left cause I thought I wasn’t going to work. Lmaooo\n\nCongrats! |
| Buy Reddit here??? |
| No problem sir, we can reset your account if you post yo mom maiden name an yo password on here |
| data + computing power |
| OP not going to pull out or use protection either, for that matter. |
| i've been jacking it and can confirm that something is definitely inflating down there |
| i need crash to be able to arrive |
| I might make a little profit with my state street earnings calls tomorrow and I feel like putting half of it in SPY puts over the weekend. Either Iran or Greenland is at least escalating if not happening this weekend and Monday premarket is probably gonna be pretty red. |
| I wonder how many other content creators are in this chat all day while stupidly gambling away their rich quick moneys. |
| We? |
| Most billionaires aren’t European buddy |
| What do they gain? Well, first of all they gain a fuckload of money. Secondly, they will have Apple by the short and curlies because Siri will no longer work if Apple is unwilling to continue paying them increasingly large fuckloads of money. |
| If you're actually as good as you think you're then just 200K to start will be enough to make you millions. If it turns out you're actually retarded then at least you still have 500K.\n\nAnyways, I doubt it's money to you anymore, it's just a number on a screen. |
| Lol interestingly QQQ is currently the same price as in last year’s Oct. anyone holding any long term options are just burning theta atm |
| Yeah, how do you say "I eat taco all day, grumpy grum" in american? |
| Honestly plan to VT and chill after seeing this one through |
| that's why he is. |
| Is inflation back? This commodities run reminds me of 2021 😬 |
| We’re on cnbc saying the banks are gonna outperform mag 7 |
| I don't want Redditors as clients. Look at this place. |
| loss his grinder pw |
| I ❤️ RKLB |
| I either get the code for the wrong app or it zeroes out in the time I switch to the app needing it in which....oh my I've gone cross eyed |
| I had a chance to close my 95c covered call expiring tmr for 70% gain but didn't because I'm greedy and want it all. Will I regret it? |
| She’s a “content creator” |
| I mean how much could 3 actual racoons weigh? |
| Pass the rock |
| Erickson? More like Whoreson. Who tf asked that mf. Also comparing RDDT with GOOGL and META is bullish. |
| Crypto bros do make the best McChickens when I go there, I will give them that |
| I loaded $HTZ Hertz today, because I think it’s the next CVNA. Technicals, short interest, potential robotaxi catalysts this year. Also sounds super retarded |
| Suspicious Logic in RBC's Reddit Report: Why would an analyst focused on 'SMB ad checks' suddenly mention the Google Al contract renewal date?\nIt's easy to miss, but in the middle of an ad platform analysis, he suddenly drops a prediction about the Al training scraping contract- something completely unrelated to the topic. This is a blatant hit piece designed to tank the stock right before a big move. Think about it |
| Where is the Figma And Klar bottoms looking |
| let's hear some of your glorious nation's holidays then |
| Do you ever wonder |
| Some fine DD right here. |
| Is it though? |
| How about we meet in the middle and agree on some honest to god methamphetamine? |
| *yes, mine* |
| Are the ATHs in the room with us? |
| Can confirm, 12 year old bot account here. |
| I just bought 95 GOOG shares to bring me up to 100. I can always double down on a pull back but I’m not gonna sit back and watch this go to 500 in 12 months |
| AMD had 15 red candles in a row bro I can’t 🤣 |
| On the app I’ve accidentally clicked it a bunch of times bc it loads the comments, I click the comment but during that second it loads the ads and pushes all the other content down, making me click the ad instead of the comment |
| I want a fake narrative to tank RKLB so bad so I can load😭😭 |
| Womp womp |
| The Charleston 😎 |
| Sold my puts way too early 🤦♂️ still walked away with a 14% profit though 🤷♂️ |
| Congratulations |
| Wow 600 whole dollars? U retire yet |
| That's what she said |
| We deserve spy 700 |
| Yeah i bought calls on it so it will pull back |
| Guys are we in a bear market? QQQ hasn’t made a new high since October |
| At least we didn't get the lady who laughed weird |
| Pentagram pasties |
| Girls, right? |
| Only ber in Greenland \n\nMind you prolly even ber can detect the essential cowardice of the US infantryman, and rig up some pointy bamboo |
| Insane if real |
| As someone who studied and developed designer peptides for a few years, then went into pharma to do more protein-related work, your take is idiotic. \n\nThere is still a ton of unmet need that recombinant and semi-synthetic peptides/proteins can address, and millions of people whose lives could be improved with increased access.\n\nIf you take the ability to patent them away, these drugs will not be developed. Full stop. Not out of greed necessarily, but due to the immense upfront cost and risk of clinical trial failure with no mechanism to recoup costs when a biologic drug candidate finally succeeds. |
| Put that parental controls on their Robinhood trump accounts. |
| You sound like you sit in the chair facing the bed in a hotel room. |
| Reddit sucks. |
| Some of the weirdest advertisements I ever got in my life were on reddit. Not only did they have nothing to do with me (US centric while I am in Europe, and also some weird muslim stuff ), but also kept repeating to the point that they were extremely annoying. |
| Rotation back into silver. |
| The dip kept dipping |
| How so? i do spy odte M-F. No 2 days waiting |
| big titty goth |
| NFLX |
| Aren't those Russian colors? |
| For 3 million you don’t get inside plumbing or electrical wiring in Canada much less WiFi. |
| It has just 7% support. It’d be political suicide. |
| Yuck. Smoke pot like a real bum |
| I bought 2/20 calls myself, but then rolled them to 3/20 when I noticed there was no penalty. |
| That is every day |
| I have no idea in the slightest what’s gonna happen tomorrow , I kinda don’t wanna play but you know how it goes |
| REEEE |
| Legend |
| Donnie gonna rename it to Red, White & Blueland |
| Creating exit liquidity |
| I keep hearing dem saxophones everytime the port is at ATH |
| Need out of my TMUS bags. Damn thing is just constant dilution. |
| Love the 222 quantity. And 2 years? What’s your sidewalk crack policy? |
| suddenly we had more sellers than buyers i hope this helps bro |
| It really doesn’t make sense. We have bases there and could’ve made more. It’s free real estate but now we’re gonna need to run it. Great. |
| “I don’t need an intervention, I just need a fuggin cigarette” 🚬 \n\nZyn for me. Tasty 🤤 |
| Caw!!!!! 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 |
| So is canceling midterms bullish for SPY? |
| But someone in your household is |
| I love how completely shit ameriholidays are. MLK, veterans, indigenous peoples, you just know you are at the bottom of the heap. I am just hoping they don't institute Rich White Dude Day cos that would worry me |
| I got INTC puts today 😅, AMD too. |
| And he would owe capital gains tax on 2.06 you dumb fuck. Do you know how much capital gains tax are? And you still don't know shit about options, you idiot |
| i bought like 80000 shares of VZ stock today to play the bounce off today into option expiration figuring todays maybe outage related down move will bring it back to 40. I figure ill be able to sell it at 40+ inside of 5 days hopefully 1 day (bought at 39.35). scraping pennies in front of a freight train , feels like playing cheap at street fighter2 |
| Silver is immune. |
| I am thinking all the people who are surprised about ASTS certainly haven’t been in WSB long enough. ASTS used to be the most popular ticker discussed here for a long time. Outsized gains from ASTS has been posted here over the years many times. It was so frequently posted that mods banned all the Asts posts for a long time. Countless DDs have been posted in this same subreddit over the years. I found out about it here in WSB in 2021. Since then I bought warrants, leaps and stocks aggressively. I exercised tons of leaps in last two weeks. I have been able to accumulate about 50000 shares and currently hold about 200 Jan 2027 leaps. All of those are in the money. Fun times ahead!! |
| 🙏 Thank you, now I need to double my gains so they can inherit my fortune (or debt) |
| Has for me. I just keep setting new stop losses when it goes up, can’t lose. |
| Well you reach the pinnacle of success, you're a billionaire on paper. |
| Please make this for RKLB |
| what happened in the last 90 mins there. I was in meetings all afternoon and was highly disappointed |
| This is why no one can have a gaming PC |
| You underestimate the sheer amount of lurkers, hell just look at a couple of your comments' insights for a decent overview. There was a stat circulating some years back that like 90% of Reddit is non-posters, it's inevitable that you'll see some come out of the woodwork here and there; especially so for "big posts" such as this |
| GOOG was down even when everything else was ripping…pain. start of a pullback before earnings? |
| Why they even asking Jamie when he's going to leave? Dude gonna be at JPM stacking that cash and fat bonuses until he dies. |
| It's fine to want something. It's a whole other matter to try to take the object of your desire by force. |
| Yeah I remember when Google+ took down Facebook too. |
| I really need the classic car market to die too specially the older 911 |
| Holy shit. Held for almost 2 years. Kudos. |
| What happened |
| Right, I'm allowing myself an extra cigarette for today |
| AMPX and RZLV are both on a tear--regaining ground lost during late 2025. Both still have several dollars to go before leveling off. You're welcome |
| that is not this administration strong point. they are used to forcing themselves onto things. |
| GOOG or RDDT |
| I was going up steadily for a long time and now my port has been in the most annoying fucking $2k range since October flash crashed me. Super annoying |
| Imagine +0.69% |
| what is this lol if you have 100k it only takes one 10x trade to turn it into $1m lol |
| all my c3ai calls expire tomorrow. why tf was i buying robot slop when the correct answer has always been shiny rocks |
| Only if you're going all in on the second bet. You could make the same original bet on 00 the second time rather than using the winnings from the first bet and achieve the same result. |
| This is one of many reasons to buy gold I guess |
| Dont tell them our secret |
| I’ve been doing 3dte, adds extra wrinkles. |
| Anyone here from Greenland?\n\n🫵 Get ready to learn American, buddy\n\n🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 |
| You're on WSB homie you'll be in one of these at some point in your investing career. |
| Mecum long time |
| Ooof, what happened? |
| I just paid my last 2025 quarter yeah it fucking sucks |
| "Good looking people. Young, beautiful people. I hate them. You hate standing here with all this power behind you. But I got power too. It's called the United States military. I don't care." \n\nThe emperor has no fucking clothes |
| Keep dreaming. Also, nobody wants them. |
| At .50c they would have been $110,000. We've all done it. Not to that extend tho. If dudes gambling with 20k a hand on 0 DTE he must already be rich. |
| Corruption and retardation = good for stocks |
| 10 billion? |
| Again? It was closed for like 2 weeks straight recently. \n\n🥭 Definitely going to take the opportunity to do some dumb shit. |
| transfer to my wallet before the exchange takes it away |
| Just start commiting crypto fraud and make it a reality. |
| lol, it’s been a while since I used it, I know I have certain ones set for decades out. I should say I’ve been on chemo for two years, it’s kind of messed with my memory, a regard produced through chemical assault.\n\nEdit: just checked my inbox, the way I did it, it worked…stop messing with my drug addled brain. 🙂 |
| US wanting Greenland makes a lot of sense actually it's just why couldn't we do it with more carrot and tact |
| Pl |
| Nah just raised that way |
| \>3 year reddit user commenting this using reddit |
| ? |
| omfg 🤬 |
| Goddamn it now I feel worse about my calls |
| It did dump yesterday |
| *I shall wake up tomorrow to untold riches* |
| gold and cash gang are effective rebalance strategies |
| No liquidity |
| Pretty doable. Just 4 consecutive spot on 0dtes. |
| Fr. I think it’s cool for some things but when it can have direct affects on things because of insider trading it gets scary |
| I have 80oz of silver. Holyfuck |
| Damn |
| Please sell me your futures contracts I need more |
| My 2026 will be determined by the truth of this statement |
| Sell it! |
| I mean, it’s better than having no money? |
| Manipulating market and stealing more from you |
| I said THIS post in particular is fake. Why are you poor and making fake posts ? |
| Congratulations! Having a kid is dope as hell but you’ll wonder wtf you did with all that sleep and free time before lol |
| 🌽 gonna sell off before the long weekend. It will take mstr and hood with it. |
| That 60% happened over 6 months. This -10% happened in a day. That's the difference |
| off this cliff right here |
| I've lost months of my life to two-factor authentification |
| 😂🤣 |
| thing is, it was at ATH last ER, now it's more than 15% off\n\nmoney can't rotate into GOOGL and chips forever |
| wow great. How to trade in leaps ? |
| So stupid to try to sell you one of those when you’ve already bought 5 in the last year |
| If you have $100,000 it only takes one 10x trade to turn it into 1M |
| Ive actually heard good things. Keep in mind the WSB folks tend to like to hate on shit for poor reasons. |
| I have to think those are bots |
| its called jump by blackpink |
| Mecum Kissimmee Auction selling hot cars for cheap right now \n\nMaybe this time is actually it |
| Probably eating steak....today was kind of shit |
| that guy cant use the money until hes 65 lol. |
| It’s going to get so much worse lol |
| I treat all ads on Facebook as basically scams and pay no mind. \n\nReddit seems to have more legitimate ads from actually substantiated companies so I at least take the time to downvote the post and move on. |
| Market downturn from economy worries so you spend half a year grinding back to break even just in time for the next war market downturn lmao rinse and repeat so you are always down |
| Best leaps right now? |
| So if Maduro was the test run. When are we going to swoop up Greenlands leadership. |
| Blood |
| Maybe silver will crash because no reason but inverse wsb which is the rule |
| Guys I'm having a baby and it was planned |
| If vix is stable and heikin ashi is blue, im continuing on with my steady longs. Rates are gonna drop. |
| They shouldn’t have done that then |
| It's easy to miss, but in the middle of an ad platform analysis, he suddenly drops a prediction about the Al training scraping contract- something completely unrelated to the topic. This is a blatant hit piece designed to tank the stock right before a big move. |
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| 232.5 call jan 30 |
| Tomorrow is my normal Friday weekend stock prayer, no sleep tonight wondering about futures, and probably Ice cube breakfast |
| Silver/gold has been inversing crypto. Hood still correlated with crypto. Do with that what you want |
| Holy fuck. Likely fake, but if not, happy for you. |
| If you have a $100 portfolio, \n\nIt only takes four 10X trades to turn it into $1M. |
| Mom Sematary |
| Open the fucking Casino 🎰 |
| Who are we kidding reddit is a great place to advertise that |
| Strike and expiry? |
| SLV: Back to our regularly scheduled program |
| One piece is def peak |
| Prediction Markets are the worst thing that’s happened to the internet |
| It’s a known psychological response that if something is expensive, we automatically assume it’s of high quality/valuable. If you went to a car show room and they were showing you a brand new car for $10k, your first thought would be “what’s wrong with it?” If the same car is $100k, your thought would be “wow, must be a nice car.” |
| Adblock, my friend |
| **$lwlg Lightwave Logic** Lightwave Logic, Inc. and QPICs Announce Partnership to Advance the Use of Electro-Optic Polymers in Quantum Processors January 15, 2026 1:30 PM\n\n***Companies to jointly develop PDK for PIC-based quantum solutions***\n\n[***https://feeds.issuerdirect.com/news-release.html?newsid=6907008974873837&symbol=LWLG***](https://feeds.issuerdirect.com/news-release.html?newsid=6907008974873837&symbol=LWLG) |
| This! |
| SPY up, but day trading PUTS is the only way to make money. Fuck premarket. |
| -64% YTD |
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| I bought QQQ 0DTE puts yesterday at 2pm for .74 and watched it hit 1.25 in a few minutes. Set a limit sell at 1.40 and then it went down down down and I kept waiting for it to come back - because I was too greedy to only get a 70% profit. Go for the base hits. |
| Both, and more |
| I have to diamond hand my 1/26 SLV calls... |
| Hey if im making that much money ill pay the taxes |
| Well, somebody’s rich and handsome! |
| i bought more calls u going down bears |
| We had a funeral for a bird |
| Spacemob assemble for that beautiful 100 close |
| Was I born regarded? |
| IWM gives up the ghost tomorrow, cruises back to $258 at Minimum, and I nut so hard that my entire body literally just vaporizes into the vacuum created by the velocity of the jizz leaving my Phallus, and I never get to enjoy my riches. |
| RKLB red, WTF?! |
| So a shack in burnaby? |
| It’ll be bankrupt and decommissioned in a few years. The last thing anyone needs is ANOTHER social app on their devices, especially a shitty one with no traffic |
| Everyone knows the real way to advertise on Reddit is with astroturfing bot farms or mod manipulation on niche subs. Both of these pay exactly $0 to Reddit. The true ad payers are mere blips you scroll past and easily ignore. |
| Anybody remember Cathie? What ever happened to that broad |
| ARE YOU READY FOR MORE? |
| That's crazy. Never knew. |
| What stocks are you at next? |
| Anyone that did not sell their calls at $695.5 SPY should honestly exit the market |
| Is everyone rawdogging their trades in a taxable account\n\nOpTiOnS cHaNgEd My LiFe\n\nWait til tax season bro, they're about to change your ancestors' lives |
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| Whats funny is, those that aren't American might make some good coin off him destroying their country. |
| When you finally became profitable but its all too late because WW3 just started |
| Pretty much |
| Great time to buy the dip then. All reddit has to do is improve their advertising algorithm. |
| Yeah you dumbfck. He’s up 1.9mil in your own words (you did the math wrong.)vs with the contracts, IF HE SOLD THEM- HE WOULD BE UP ~2.06 MIL! YES THE PRICE CHANGED, YES HE WOULD STILL BE UP MORE MONEY- AND CAN BUY THE SHARES BACK! |
| They don’t have WiFi in your 3M dollar house in Canada? |
| We’ll all look back and ask ourselves “where did we go wrong”\n\nIm a bull. I don’t even think bears should be shamed\n\nThese are absolutely retarded times. 🥭 might as well bribe the MMs to not dump it. No one has any clue where we’re going since October & yes CAPEX is legit\n\nBut capex doesn’t pay the bill. Just moves money around |
| You got too complacent after a win! I find staying out of the market after a win to be helpful in that |
| Chop gang for a while bruhs |
| It would be hilarious if all homeless people were just juiced monsters lol |
| I don’t know how else to say this, but mine shows me stuff related to my searches… |
| I got smoked on MSFT last earnings |
| Depends on the ad. \nReddit makes money from ad clicks, ad views, and ad purchases- depending on the advertisement/company |
| Nice dip to buy. It was never about how it is now anyway, it's about the potential and that is unchanged |
| I was up 2500% on OPEN calls last Sept. I screen shotted it and did not sell ( new to options and didn't know the rules ) . It dumped 50% shortly there after. Long story short... SELL |
| Why don’t you open a 2x short and sell some calls for extra spicy |
| Hodl |
| I flipped RDDT for $600 today so I win |
| Why don't we start selling products and buying ads too? |
| 😂 |
| Going pretty well so far |
| i'm not unemployed because that's implying i'm searching for a job. i am completely out of the labor force and broke. Tsla will make me rich📈 |
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| Get a job in the gym\n\nNot financial advice |
| Nice |
| Wait market is closed on Monday?\n\nWhat in the communism is happening on Wall Street |
| My God. You. Are. Stupid. When you exercise a contact, you get THE SHARES of the contacts AT THE STRIKE. It's right there in the fucking screenshot. He now has 22,200 shares of ASTS at a $4 cost average. LEARN OPTIONS before you post.\n\nOh and the price to exercise those contacts was $88k. He's up 1.9 million |
| Odte? Size of the port? |
| The shitty ads got me to buy Premium, so maybe thats the play. |
| Damn cant relate im fat. But im rich so i have that going for me |
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| Or 106 |
| 😂😂😂 you're welcome. |
| It will be at $250 before earnings don’t worry |
| Huh mine just advertises supplements and financial services to me |
| Same guy. Added some 7s and 10s. sold the others |
| ONDS. I wouldn't buy ASTS when it's above 100$ |
| https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2026/01/15/trump-suggests-us-shouldnt-even-have-november-midterms/\n\nYou are putting your money and your retirement in the hands of this retard? |
| Big faxzzz |
| WSB: RdDT iS oVeRVaLuED \n\n\nAlso WSB: Buy RKLB and ASTS |
| Y didn’t u just sell? |
| Surely quickly short on silver on market open, it's literally had no pullback these past 4 months |
| You don't buy calls the day after a drop like this. This stock isn't Palantir. If you read between the lines as far as what's unsaid... Reddit is full of bots and they feel the ad engagement is dogshit because of it. |
| yes of course i bought reddit calls right before market close. |
| Flip a coin, will be better than any regards opinion |
| damn TIL. fuckin greed... |
| having a job ruins gym gains. stay unemployed to get huge |
| Big this, all fun and games until shit swan dives faster than you can catch it lmfao |
| If this isn't an ASTS influence campaign, sell at least half for life changing money, and change your life. |
| Not with that attitude |
| Imagine if they bought further OTM strikes instead. 420 bagger instead of 69 bagger |
| Go back to bed |
| As a **BIG LEAGUE INSTITUTIONAL ANALYST**, I'm **UPGRADING** all the stocks in everyone's portfolio to a\n\n# STRONG BUY\n\nHopefully a rogue algorithm will see this and act impulsively |
| SPY? |
| I’ve only ever clicked on an ad by accident |
| https://preview.redd.it/igs30rc33ldg1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d98a4a837e4785c67cda8a143458a5b062db3448 |
| What if none of this happens and he’s just trying to keep everyone spinning and distracted ? |
| Accumulating a tad more ETHA on this little pullback.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/tfjop7m23ldg1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90c4a12089b330f4e13ae93220b7f0f1743f3ab7 |
| I'm not even mad for once. Wow. Fuck yeah dude. |
| Im pretty sure you failed to understand his point complelty |
| If trading is gambling, go ask your bank what they are doing with your money |
| Well that ending fucked me... From steak and lobster at lunchtime to free smells at Jimmy John's by close... |
| A reddit advertisement has never even made me stop scrolling.\n\nIn other platforms they at least get my attention or legitimately show me products I might be interested in. |
| When we have a true green day (I'm talking more than 0.75%) you'll probably be up way more than that. Keep your chin up brother |
| Asts of course |
| Why tho? Because it’s in Is real ? |
| $40 EOM is my conservative guess |
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| !banbet HOOD +2% 1d |
| Pü |
| Platform filled with bots and some of the dumbest people alive. It needs to keep drilling. |
| Tom Lee wants to be saylor so bad |
| They don't cure shit. |
| Bud. When you exercise a contract, you are exercising the right that it gives you. In this case the right to buy shares at that price. Selling the contract gives you the PREMIUM of the contract on top of what it is intrinsically worth! |
| Hood 114 by EOD tomorrow |
| Heres a trick. Type * in the search bar of their profile (or anyones that has hidden their comments or posts) |
| Between my holdings in ASTS, RKLB and ONDS, I’m not sure which one to focus on buying more. \n\nWhat’s the best buy right now my dudes?? |
| The Canadian Robin Hood is doing a 3M dollar house give away. I entered guys wish me luck so I never have to see you again! |
| ppl dont understand how tech works lol that data is far more valuable than what apple is paying for the llm |
| Cheese?! You can’t handle the cheese!! |
| Works until it doesn’t |
| TSLA Red Bers Ded |
| Lol |
| wait i've been buying nordisk because i thought they make hard drives?? |
| Me three. Of course, it was only reversing what it (oddly) did earlier this week. |
| Please put your arguments in json format for easy ingestion |
| For some of us closing 1% down is the median monthly income of a family. For some of us. |
| Before Reddit, there was Digg. One would argued that Digg folk migrated to Reddit. 🤷🏻♀️ |
| BAHAHAHAHA |
| Hesitation will be the end of me |
| And it’s stock go nowhere |
| Just woke up how are my RDDT calls doing? |
| Dude you can say that for a couple thousand but not for 1-2mil. That’s literally the definition of wife changing money |
| Honestly Reddit is more of an ad adverse crowd, we just don’t click on that crap. Where Facebook/google get an absolute ton of boomers/ non tech savvy traffic.And their targeting is much better then reddits. |
| I sold all my SLV two years ago after holding it for 7 years 😭 |
| Bought SLV calls this morning. Don’t want this shit but it doesn’t trade with SPY so that is something |
| I'm a crackhead\n\n*giggles like a little girl* 😊🤭🫢 |
| Why didn't you post anything until today? |
| Yes, it’s being rebooted by Reddit's co founders. Here’s some info:\n\nhttps://techcrunch.com/2026/01/14/digg-launches-its-new-reddit-rival-to-the-public/ |
| good timing I guess 😀 |
| SPY needs to either dump and get over it quickly or start going back up what is this flat monkey shit |
| He retired a long time ago bruv |
| I’ll say it. I bought spy puts for .41 and put a limit sell on them for .45. \n\nExecuted like 3 minutes after I bought them for $1300 in my pocket. Seems like I should stop doing idiot home run plays and just milk singles all day long. |
| badly placed calls before a rugpull |
| Where the hell did you hear about it |
| Right so puts |
| Boston scientific makes better robots than tsla. \nWaymo had robotaxis years before tsla . \nWhat is it about tsla? |
| This guy growth stocks. |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Today Michael Burry agreed with you in his latest Substack post. Let‘s see if this is good or bad |
| You sold winners for something that will be trampled over by the next big model from google? Might as well buy a boat it will hold value longer LMAO |
| It’ll go to 150 come earnings I reckon |
| I think everyone is forgetting that tomorrow is Leap Expiry. Highly probable that's why prices are behaving the way they are |
| How it feels like when you are the only trader/investor in your bloodline\n\nI mean Someone has to break the pattern right |
| This some bullshit man |
| This pussy don't pop for you. |
| Pfe cure cancer and fat |
| Can I just go straight to the back of the Wendy's or do I need to trade 0DTE options first? |
| I can't even tell if it's a guy or a girl.\n\nDoes it matter? |
| The mistake investors made was thinking redditors had money. They live in their mother’s basement eating chicken tendies and taking out loans to blow on 0DTEs. |
| same |
| 8 mill and you say you don’t want to sell? \n\nBro when is enough money fkin enough money. You’re like the 80 year old boomer who bought his 6th house to rent as an AirBnB. Go live your life never touch an account again and have fun with your youth that is left still. \n\nThe fk is going to change in your life if you go to bed with 8 million or 10 million? Nothing. Sell and go retire you’ve won in life don’t be stupid. |
| What if my moms dead? |
| Asts |
| Getting $20 cash back rewards from my credit card\n\n**Too easy.**\n\n😤😤😤 |
| nice try peter |
| Robotaxi and Optimus have lots of potential. I mean if you don't invest into it, you won't make as much money as me but that is ur choice |
| Check OP's post history, search ASTS. He actually had posts dating back 5 years ago. I think it's legit |
| Absolute shitty week |
| KLAC is just unstoppable right now |
| This guy is going in tonight just to piss you retards off |
| I can't be the only one that fumbled the bag on puts this afternoon |
| Already bought |
| I've been getting ads for First Light Optics recently.\n\nVery relevant as I've just spent £500 on a smart telescope (Dwarf 3) and £200 on a ZWO ASIAir. |
| Ended up negative today thanks to fckin RDDT |
| Stop lying to us bro. We may be tards but we know enough to know that you want that. |
| it is defended by knights who say nuuk |
| Why do you browse WSB and then call the posts generated? What does that say about how you’re spending your time if you believe that? |
| No it wasn’t |
| Greenland Invasion? SLV, PLTR\n\nIran collapses? SLV\n\nCanadian invasion? SLV, uranium, maple syrup\n\nYour mom visits? SLV\n\nSLV all the wae |
| That's excellent and thank you! These posts have been driving me nuts. |
| Frankly the range on the stock is huge this is basically a regular day |
| That’s not very freedom loving of you. You must be Somalian. |
| more like rekt bears or cowards |
| Smells like ripped open bull ass in here. |
| You have LEAPS bro, chill. |
| what the FUCK… |
| did anyone ask? 🤡 |
| This retardant thinks we’re gonna have a correction lol |
| Im going flat lol |
| True, watch its movement that will be a dead giveaway for what Don 🌮is gonna do. |
| A capital named “Nuuk” sure does sound like it has 2 dogsleds for defense |
| Holy fuck |
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| I only consume ultra pasteurized *CHOCCY MILK*🫴 |
| Just curious what you like about the company? They can’t do anything that other companies do better …. |
| GRAB |
| Not with a tax-free muni manager. |
| I feel personally attacked |
| holy shit. this goes into the hall of fame and you got long term tax on it |
| Can I have 1k, I'm struggling lol |
| Im betting on theta winning |
| We’ll see |
| It's just how they keep score at that point. |
| Also the app is clunky as hell. 95% of the time when I click on ads it’s by accident cause the page hasn’t fully loaded and then skips down my screen a bit as I’m trying to tap something else.\n\nAdvertisers can’t be happy about users tapping their ads and then immediately closing it |
| looking like a $725k heart monitor |
| Because you already have one? |
| How is it not Friday yet wtf |
| Nvda |
| I know, we could click on all the ads we see here so the advertisers lose more money in click through and I get that money in stocks going up. |
| Not impressed, just saw a 69 bagger on ASTS. By comparison this is weak. |
| META $100 |
| There’s so much $PATH propaganda on fintwit and I’m almost close to buy calls |
| You'll find out were striking Iran when nerds on social media tell you things are happening like B2s taking off in Kansas. |
| No but I don’t click on Google or meta ads either |
| Two weeks until 6 of the 7 Mag companies report earnings. Who y’all betting on? |
| or maybe even SPXT to avoid tech |
| Will it go down further or should I hold ? Pls no troll thx |
| this is my job.. i do it daily. |
| Makes sense, I have literally never interacted with a reddit ad other than to downvote them in a symbolic gesture. |
| Amazing chart right now. |
| Shrek boner on the way hopefully |
| Wishing I jumped in more , 30% gain within the week |
| Flip another CVNA put when it hits the 470 ceiling. |
| Peter Thiel lowkey kind of hot. I’m in on Palantir |
| Wtf happened to AMD straight down is crazy?? |
| Imagine putting the people whom gave you life into a nursing home while you gamble away your inheritance on retardant options plays that never profit. Couldn’t be me |
| Is this what envy and greed feels like.\nFuck you and no congrats, good job |
| i never wanted to strangle someone on my monitor until i saw this fuckhead named shlomo kramer yapping about limiting free speech |
| Just because I lurk in r/conservatives to see if any of them have become human again doesn’t mean I want to join the US Border Patrol, Reddit. |
| Sold a RDDT 2/20 $200P when it hit -10% |
| Yeah bro. USA is done for. |
| Why not just dca instead |
| RDDT |
| Sorry to hear that. 😔 |
| The amount of bots within the last month has gone up 100 fold. Weird news subs keep popping up. I love Reddit but it's been really really bad this last month. They need to do something about it. |
| Ya and I’m down a lot. |
| Which ones pls |
| I've taken that comment to heart, truly, and I'm doing everything I possibly can to address your qualms. |
| I just snorted vodka onto my work computer. |
| Hope my calls I bought at the end of the day after riding puts don't get wiped out at open... below trend line, thought it would bounce that was a NASTY close... |
| I can’t even hold a trade 1 week and u been holding since 2023 😭😭😭 |
| Apparently so given SCOTUS is dragging their old nuts and pussies on what could’ve been one of the fastest rulings made in history if you consider how unconstitutional the tariffs are. |
| I bought one today and sold it today.. I was afraid to hold overnight |
| invasion means PLTR calls tho |
| RBC analyst…that’s like a tier 4 bank…next! |
| Even if it does you’ll just give it all back making an equally stupid investment later, just avoid for your own good since if it hits you’ll reinforce a terrible trading habit |
| My roulette number hit twice in a row - I'm an investing genius |
| The real winner here is your government, who did absolutely nothing, took zero risk, but will be making close to a million dollars |
| RDDT bleeding like they banned porn |
| No chance. Lived in Chicago for 2 years. Plus they’re not doing it for $2 lol |
| I only made a grand today. Lame. |
| Hedge is row of trees |
| Ya gotta adapt and be quick on you feet guvnor |
| hahaha thanks for the award bud |
| https://www.ibtimes.com/welcome-kim-land-north-koreas-grinning-dictator-tours-amusement-park-732228 |
| 📉 |
| $SSYS calls to da moon |
| The fastest internet I ever had was when I lived in South Korea. That was ten years ago |
| well shit that's my whole problem right there |
| This right here. Massive artificial downward pressure and this lil ticker keeps bouncing back. Might be most shorted stock right now. Tomorrow gonna blow with OPEX and price will dip to $3.60ish, but after that next week is gonna take off regardless of new Pr’s. Tomorrows low is time to buy and then adios $3’s for good. |
| Boring day huh |
| ASTS… still so early |
| 😭 Life is hell |
| lotta drama |
| Why does every British c-suite dude working in America sound like a complete psychopath? Even more so than the American ones. |
| Because I’ve commented on too many posts |
| I just like the company man, lots of potential. Why you always got to bring politics into this |
| it's those damn kids |
| Long weekend this week, if we pump at open we are 100% getting a mid day rug if Don 🌮invades Iran or Greenland over the weekend the insiders will start fleeing so they don’t have to hold over the weekend \n\nIf we continue to pump mid day no invasion this weekend. \n\nLeaked script from the MM’s signal chat, plan accordingly |
| This happens in pretty much any big city of the US |
| HOOD calls tmrw? or run SPY puts again? |
| Relax, guy |
| Everyone knows it 69420 |
| Lol why the fuck would that matter??? Google short selling, algo trading, dark pools, little buddy. |
| Good buy levels.\n\n\n\n$RDDT - $205\n\n\n\n$AMZN $225\n\n\n\n$GOOGL - $295\n\n\n\n$HOOD $95\n\n\n\n$NBIS $80\n\n\n\nITS ALL COMING SOOOOOON LETS GOOO!! KEEP SELLING PLEAES! |
| Happens even to the best of us |
| You definitely have a good perspective and those are two key things to keep in mind. |
| What a miserable as fucking day. |
| I'm Canadian so our index was like 30%, worldwide asset was about 23%\n\n10% was just a long term number |
| 🤣 |
| In the words of the Virgin Mary; “come again”? |
| Imagine drinking 1 or 2% milk. Only 3% in my house |
| SPY max pain tomorrow is around $680….if it decides thats the plan, we’re gonna see some fucking fireworks |
| I’m confused. This looks like gains. I’m not used to seeing it like this. |
| No |
| Living overseas is dope I got guys on motorcycles picking up whatever I want. I just text any business. Get things delivered in like 10 min. The USA is so far behind it’s a joke. USA is whack |
| Asts to the moon |
| Why so? Not saying you have to do bonds only used them as example for low risk-low returns, but selling and being able probably retire early? |
| Slv calls , unless you don’t like money |
| I'm declaring war on fat gay kids. Uh not the kids themselves but on whatever is making them so fat, gay, and pathetic |
| Hood 120C |
| By now the brain muscle to ignore ads is very strong. I believe most people automatically replace the ads with images of butterflies and unicorns or minicupcakes and puppies, something like that. |
| There’s DD here from over a year ago on it many were too regarded to read it though |
| $sls |
| Why don't they teach pig latin????? |
| [x] doubt |
| Don’t be so dramatic. Just full port puts. |
| You're an idiot. That's exactly what would happen. And yes, it was extremely profitable for them to exercise. Learn to read option contracts. All the info on his gains and cost to exercise is right there. |
| hoo-rah. go marines! |
| it should be fine, but at the same time it's not really doing anything, except random spikes couple days ago\n\nit might be better to just keep less amzn, feels like an underperformer\n\nI learn the hard way sadly, market goes up AMZN flat/slight up, market goes down AMZN dies |
| Up or down? |
| Uncovered my NVDA position 2 days ago for a decent gain, covered it back up when it bounced off of 189 today (only until early Feb) and will ride whatever earnings brings through feb.\n\nStill holding GEV, TTWO, NET, RKLB, and GOOG longs too and SLV 2/20 puts purchased today. |
| My brother wtf kinda play was this? Congrats |
| Silver tried to dip and got eaten all up at 88 today |
| Tbh I’ll grab one of those too. |
| Well, it's certain that hundreds more protesters will be killed in Iran this weekend. \n\n\nUnfortunately TACO got his name for a reason so we'll see I guess... |
| And some change. |
| He’s a little guy |
| Tell the future Nostradamus |
| Well the entire world economy would collapse along with it. Thats just a fact. But there's no way we invade greenland, thats just regarded. Americans wont stand for it for one. Its so preposterous, its funny, Im sure greenlanders are also laughing about it too |
| Europoor here. It won't be that dramatic, we're not suicide bombers after all. But USA will feel the pain, in as many ways as we can think of. |
| Tesla sex bots have nothing on it!! |
| Up .4% at 3:30pm 👍\nDown 15% at 3:50pm👍👍 |
| Im sorry but Dan Ives voice and accent strips away all his credibility lol |
| We’re not the same. I bought 240s for March. Hope they print. |
| Which politician has been hitting it in the market recently |
| A regard is never late nor is he early. He buys options precisely at the worst time possible. |
| Earnings have been booming, rates going down, jpow to be replaced by a trump sycophant so likely more cuts, huge tax refund incoming this year, possible stimulus cheques, massive corporate tax breaks, QE is ongoing, trump needs a booming stock market for mid terms, Gemini project \n\nEvery dip is an easy buying opportunity |
| 🤡 |
| 99% sure I'm wrong but imagine if we do anything to Iran and China takes the opportunity to invade Taiwan. \n\nMight just load up some soxs for the hell of it\n\nI just want the record to show I was a genius if that happens, your downvotes are worth eternal glory. |
| yeah. no shit. Aint no one gonna flex about the return rates for bonds. Bonds are the virgin-safe path. |
| Can I ask a question. I am new to options. Did the OP sell/buy the option, get assigned and then make a profit. Did they roll the option? How did that transaction actually work? |
| Just go look at it lol. The stock not the damn food. It’s getting ready again. |
| i ask for his bank routing # and he said no. |
| still a good deal if you got one at $2000 |
| How can i take profit if I don't have a position you dumb ass. |
| It’s just me and my copium till then |
| People are so stupid barring his entire cabinet coming out wearing matching black uniforms with armbands and them re-branding the US Flag with black stripes and red stars most people do not think things are bad.\n\nPeople in this country need a cartoon villain to "get it" and as long as they are all wearing suits and our smart phones have internet, and we're fed, things will move along as 'normal' until there is a tipping point and its openly and unabashedly insane.\n\nAnyway, I'm long on RTX and FUN because I think dictatorships will still have amusement parks. |
| Fridays and Mondays are usually good for TSLA📈 |
| Are my Googl 335 calls gonna print tomorrow? |
| Surprised it’s so low |
| Big selling pressure on tsla today and lots of option expiry tomorrow. Will most likely tank out down to $420/share by eod tomorrow |
| if today was going to have such a sad soft finish it could’ve called an uber at least |
| Weekend = war time\n\nStonks must stay up |
| What position? |
| Oof. Looking forward to tomorrow's blood bath. |
| SLV dips would be -0.1% max now, I don’t make the rules Lol |
| Thank you. It is easy to let the doom and gloom thoughts take over after a day like today, so I sincerely appreciate it. |
| yeah. I would've folded before $1 mil lol |
| RDDT -10% lmao |
| i look at the bid ask spread on crack cocaine every day |
| It's now $110 this year |
| you don't need to own 10% of reddit to make it move 10% lol |
| Oris, apparently |
| Reasonable play. I've got RDDT calls |
| Puts on the Ayatollah |
| May I introduce you to a rogue 🥭? It's that or Greenland, sir. They are jangling keys |
| There are literally multiple subs on Reddit that would have a different opinion. |
| +15% over the last year, even more if you added in some international. |
| I could build it myself for 100 in parts from home depot. |
| Ouch dude |
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| I hate that stock. I only short it. |
| Three day weekends are rough |
| Yeah, tell me what you pick so I can inverse with my last $30 |
| lol |
| Can SPY just touch 7 bills tomorrow and get it over with already.\n\nSPY says fuck you 699.69 |
| >we found instances where ROI (return on investment) for organically building a presence — by a person — viewed as higher than ad spend\n\nYeah, no shit. |
| Why |
| For sure. I have dec 2027 leaps up a bunch already ITM |
| definitely |
| Spit yo shit king!!! |
| Sandisk and then send me 5 k for being right lmfaooo |
| Well it was there this morning lol. I would like to think it'll be back there soon enough |
| yep, all of these "aged" accounts are purchased on a forum -- you can do this with basically any social media since there's a market for it. |
| HOOD leaps. |