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| Nope it's done |
| It’s on the website. |
| What happens now Nostradamus |
| NVO good news, PFE, good earnings and guide, drugs showing promise and 6.5% ex divided Friday if you are into that. Not biotech in the way you might be looking, but close, safer |
| Man you know theyre gonna cook those numbers haha |
| And you wonder why you're in the same spot? |
| What is a leap if you don't mind me asking? |
| ARM numbers were dog shit for a stock that's 2x'd this year |
| https://preview.redd.it/qnsd0i7qflzg1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b027f20c46826e83393f395f1e0114cedfd8f302 |
| #RETARDAMUS |
| I didnt get the chance to listen to ARM's earnings call, what caused this shit to tank? |
| pull a list of small cap stocks that have beat earnings consistently over the last 4 quarters, or have increased net profit consistently over the last 3 yrs. Try to get 1 in every sector. Find the best 3 or 4 of the bunch. Divide your $600 into 3 or 4, then again by 4. Start positions 1/4th of a full position in all 3 or 4. Buy another 1/4th when the price goes up or down by 10% from your entry. Monitor earnings calls, 10Qs, etc. for losers. Its an easy way to gain 100%+ |
| Profit taking but bears predicting second coming of Christ in AH ( the same AH they say don't matter ) |
| Because….? |
| God this is terrible |
| RIP |
| Why is ASTS up 3% after hours? |
| Pigs get slaughtered |
| Insane how so many ppl got money to burn, it seems...\n\nIf they threw that same amount into MU or SOXL....life changing $$ |
| Whatever you think you should do, do the opposite. You’ll be back up in no time |
| Not educated enough to do options and stuff. I'm holding and not too sure how the call is going to go tomorrow. I'm not worried, I just don't think it's going to be as good as we'd like. So there will prob be a small dip for a few days then it'll go back up. I'm long on this one though, have been in since $3 and $15. |
| 100% sidelines are stress free |
| What did you do 👀 |
| Bers will be gone by market open tmw |
| The market (and semis) are clearly going to naturally cool off and pull back for a few days. Confident in taking a big chunk of my profits at close today. Going to search for a new entry point. Still very bullish long term on DRAM, MU, etc., just trying to avoid the inevitable pullback before the next rip. |
| Usually it’s the same thing - talking out your ass means your ass is on show. |
| Surely you jest |
| That sort of mindset will get you to start fomoing into things and lose more money than make, it's not healthy |
| Bol fak so bigly and badly |
| at least falcon 9 is reliable, unlike the blue origin goofy ahh rocket |
| I thought we all agreed to stop questioning the market. All about vibes bro |
| Name checks out |
| semis and memory dumping AH. please tomorrow one more Axios fake headline that peace is closer than ever 🙏 |
| Ask diddy |
| I get the options part, but how does that represent a broader problem with the sector? How does it signal the top is in? |
| I'm sure they will! Re-opening the strait will open up many more straits for them to hate through |
| #EXPECTO RETARDUM |
| Notice all the “up to”s in that quote? |
| People playing earnings got cucked |
| QQQ 700 |
| And then short them anyways because derp |
| Is it too late now to say sorry?\n\n🥺👉👈 |
| see you bought puts when you shouldve bought calls, |
| 🫴💩 |
| Best rule of thumb. Treat it like roulette. Keep betting one what’s hitting. Trying to time the flip will kill you |
| Dont worry, itll get bought by a pe firm soon |
| I also gambled myself down to nothing lol |
| How bro? |
| Imagine a Bloomberg terminal in your living room |
| Wait I thought you said you never sold...\n\nSo you do sell. Stop pretending like you hold everything to 30000x.\n |
| How long do you guys hold your trades for? I have a bad habit of overtrading, trying to be better about it |
| > when they are locked out of EUV and any descendent tech in the tech tree,\n\nWhat makes you think they will be locked out of EUV?\n\nIn fact, they are on track to be the *only country* that will be able to build an EUV machine end to end (not even ASML can do that since they rely on Japanese and American tech as well): https://www.reuters.com/world/china/how-china-built-its-manhattan-project-rival-west-ai-chips-2025-12-17/\n\nThe rumor is that the machine is already under trial, and will enter test production around EoY/start of 2027.\n\nLike I said, I follow this space extremely closely, through insider sources as well. YouTubers like Veritasium has absolutely no idea what's going on. That's why the market get shocked by things like DeepSeek when anyone who's following closely aren't even surprised by it. |
| 100 years ago this shit wasn't even a thing. |
| Nope it's over for that trash |
| Lost an ARM on options today |
| Look at you Mr. Moneybags |
| so much gat damn euphoria this morning. that was the sell signal |
| I just might... |
| If you fib retrace SPY’s previous ATH (February) and 3/30 lows, we perfectly hit the 1.212 fib level 🤓 |
| When you said you were gonna quit the vape after this one runs out but then it runs out and you gotta hold strong |
| Need 10% green MU day tomorrow |
| If this is what happens with an oil shock, what would have happened without one? |
| Sorry, man. I'm leaving soon |
| Options got crushed |
| Not enough talk about ballrooms! We need 🥭 to be able to express himself through dance. |
| You HAD 3.5k in your port |
| Sounds like a 25% gain! Great job! |
| But they have to deliver their product first not like last time it was lost in space😝 |
| Take a look at BSX. Huge plunge because investors hate their purchase of Penumbra caused an almost 50% stock decline. They definitely overpaid for it, but it's more investors being overly dramatic as it has massively overcorrected. You could in theory have to stomach a little bit of pain down to the high $40s, but you've already dodged what in theory should be most of the pain. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ktdzid5aflzg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f30a0c271ab199263d5bc7b61e76ad489dc61d1d\n\nAdding some more on a day like this, and we chilling |
| Sizing wayyy too big. Jesus |
| No one is downplaying the ubiquity or paradigm-shifting impact of the internet, yet still a dotcom bubble there was. It can simultaneously be true that the companies and services are going to stick around and the need will increase but that doesn't mean there isn't also a bubble fueled by optimism. \n\nAI has to basically fulfill all its most distant promises AND have its success shared across all the stakeholder companies from all along the hardware software data stream for there not to be some kind of bubble burst. Everyone is throwing up higher and higher tentpoles to raise the roof but when it's all said and done, not every pole is gonna still be touching that roof. |
| Are you aware what sub you are on? People here live for stock picking. Market is closed, I’m researching stocks and picking on you. \n\nThat’s literally my job. Checking stocks, I can spare couple of minutes to keep this going |
| \-0.2% chance of profit |
| Did this sub get filled with fucking morons as of late or do I just need a smoke |
| No CB AH.\n\nEdit. It's not down that %. |
| What if the sellers already all gave up, and it's the buyers who are becoming sellers? |
| That is so tough! I try to have 30% in cash minimum at all time so I don't ever lose it all |
| ###PLTR ERECT OVERNIGHT \n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/qxr84hx9flzg1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fb03b2db3eb3d010923c11b218924d6ffc2b568\n\n |
| OP was like, a loss? I better realize that before it goes up again. |
| ARM is still up about 5% on the day even after tanking AH. Why are people panicking? You buy at $263? |
| Easy. Buy low and sell high \n\nRepeat until you reach your desired amount |
| How are those ARM calls doin |
| Wait 3 days. |
| 100 by end of June |
| ASTS to 80s & RKLB to 90s...\n |
| It was all the long date options on SAAS stocks from last year! 😭 |
| [<image>](https://preview.redd.it/whats-special-with-this-hand-v0-nqnbskqp6frg1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69b70895e2fc1b8f8f4439a0511be72402832749) |
| YAAAASSS MOAR RED 💅 |
| Hindsight is 20-20.\n\nCan you pick the next 1000% growth stock today with guarantee?\n\nIf you have enough to throw 25k at each possible stock you already have a ton of money. There's 3000+ listed stocks.\n\nYou didn't know Lehman Brothers - they were very well known in the financial industry at the time. Same for Enron. \n\nA direct equivalent today is Chevron and Morgan Stanley.\n\n\n\n |
| Bruh I got wrecked. |
| His stock does suck dicks. |
| Sell feet pics with a 3.5k ad budget |
| Fuck your SQUEEZE |
| Then take a step back and reassess\n\nIf this is purely about trading… it’s not for everyone \n\nIf this is about life, then there’s something you’re doing that’s causing it.\n\nYou’re the maker of your own reality. |
| Granny calls him golly |
| I forgot Snapchat even exists |
| Thank you for the copium sir |
| still a lot of sellers here. ATHs will continue until all the stinky sellers give up |
| And then there's the regard on the other side who confidently bought 5/15 $340 puts, 30,000 worth. Byebye money. Grats OP. Chippin. |
| He like man blood, he drinks while sitting on his heated rock |
| Half cash half write offs. |
| Hoodless |
| That is certainly more honorable than selling pics of your butthole on Onlyfans. |
| Your girlish hands couldn't poke a bubble blown from a toddler. |
| ATHs. my accounts were up about $42k unrealized. total value 200k (had a lot of nvda options) |
| Cause he’s a fucking paper handed bitch |
| watch me do a little dance 💃 |
| I need tree branche for Excalibur |
| Bro, I totally turned 20k in 1k. Now thats how its done around here with options! |
| I once lost $17k in 15 mins. It was the greatest thing that ever happened to me in trading |
| You already have a bet going - ASTS to 105.0 before 19-May-2026 01:02 PM -05 |
| !banbet I actually think this is gunna hit lol |
| I can’t even fathom someone shorting these hugely profitable companies in this environment. Like why do you think the market is just gonna randomly change its mind? |
| The people you are trading against have invested hundreds of millions of dollars in equipment to analyse market movements. They instantly know it when Average Joes start selling, they know the psychological impact of a price rise after selling, they know how to exploit it.\n\nOh, and they know government people that inform them of the upcoming news. Good luck trading against them! |
| Wait til Iran "clarify these reports about kamikaze dolphins"... It's Joever. |
| Looks like you've been buying puts. Maybe try switching to calls? But if your luck is as good as mine, market will start tanking when you switch. |
| All good toss it into semis and make it back in a few weeks , lol |
| AMC deez nuts |
| #REGARDIUM LEVIOSA |
| At this point anything is possible 🤝 |
| time to play it safe w VOO and a smidge of SPMO SOXL if ur feeling spicu |
| What is a leap?? Newb to stocks lol |
| Spx calls OTM 50 contracts at 12 bucks a piece at open and hope for the announcement of superintelligence. Sure as shit isn't in this forum |
| If you value your port, stay away from biotech and pharmaceuticals. Ask me how I know |
| Whatever you do with that last $600, don’t do it with stocks because you’re terrible at it. |
| Some of the ARM gang apparently |
| That's actually funny.\n\nDumbasses can't decide if it's oil, pandemic, or all of the above. |
| I’m in the same spot as you, research some stocks, find out what makes them valuable, apply that info to your trades, most importantly be patient |
| My god, so many millions. What's the fines tens of dollars? |
| Itsa me Retardio! |
| I don’t understand your question. Half cash half uncertainty |
| FLNC - 37% short - reported accelerating orders on earnings report tonight. Up 31% in AH. A SQUEEEEZE candidate tomorrow..... |
| My man |
| 100% chance. Then those will dip and he’ll bail. Rinse repeat. |
| Sell some Puts instead. You eventually buy at a discount. I target my 10, 20, and 30% drop in values. Nice thing is if you give yourself a cushion you can roll down and out typically for a credit. Typically\*\*\* \n\nThis way you can remain bullish but have a defensive entry when the market tanks. |
| It's beautiful |
| When I was a kid we were scared of crazy people living in vans. Now they make 6 figures making youtube videos. |
| SNDK to 1000 |
| Not true? |
| Sometimes I tuck my boner into my waistband.. It hides it, and it feels awesome! |
| Definitely keep shorting so we can melt up |
| They’ll just raise prices to make up for the difference. It’s on the website |
| Used to be like this, moved into a wildly successful strategy of buying and never selling shares. And doubling down on those shares with something leveraged and rolling into both rather than making hard and fast moves. \n\nSo like, ok I want more exposure to amd. Buy 10 shares, buy 10 later that day when it dips. Next day buy 10. It drops a little more than id like, I buy an option. It drops more buy 10 shares. Etc etc. Then if/when it goes insanely green, I sell the leveraged position but never sell the shares. Just suck it up and hold shares. It feels good to have something to sell, so sell soxl. But never sell soxx. |
| Already have 4000 shares, hoping the coming earnings are better than the last |
| Yeah, I got in around $3 but then my dumb a$$ sold it all right after covid. I got back in at $15 and I feel that is still great. But I'm holding, I'm not educated enough with stocks to do futures and all that lol. |
| Finally ASTS confirmed Falcon 9 launch for mid june, wallahi space bers are fuk |
| bro wut, just hold this? |
| great reference |
| top 10% of households are responsible for about 50% of consumer spending. (disclaimer, some debate--but it's not far off)\n\nthe common man just doesn't make this needle move |
| So like a derivatives market for predictions? If Goldman could put that in a CDO squared that could work. |
| Send the meteor after that |
| Banks and tech companies are laying off people in mass. They’re using the savings to buy more stocks. Feds are pumping money into the economy and new fed chair was basically hand picked specifically to lower interest rates. Billionaires and institutional buyers are accumulating as many assets as possible before people realize how fucked we are with the job market shrinking…. This will price out poor people and middle class people, this is a designed wealth accumulation to create a new caste system in America. |
| yeah I was gonna buy some AMD a few months ago but I decided not to, you're welcome everybody |
| Lmfao |
| Fuck, I should have bought WTI longs earlier. \n\nIsrael has launched strikes on Beirut, and earlier US aircraft were shooting Iranian tankers. |
| Buying puts in the biggest bull run of the last 3 years is… a choice. |
| good luck |
| Can I have a dollar? |
| I honestly have no idea why people waste their time cheering on millionaires chasing balls of all shapes and sizes. |
| Omg |
| look at those braids |
| They aren't all 7'. Sounds like you lost some girlfriends to some big swinging Ds. |
| Full port 5/7, 5/11, 22k OTM, down 6k at after close ain't losing any sleep(yet). |
| I also lost 100k this month |
| https://preview.redd.it/4tvua5ymelzg1.png?width=289&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab546f8e2347bf9857646f2ee351c193b141bb26\n\n |
| 750 Friday |
| 🌈 bears waiting for Tom Hanks to get the hantavirus |
| Rocketlab calls 05/08. |
| She's a 10 and trades but I'm a regard. |
| Asts bout to brrr |
| Honestly, still poor. Ytd. Lost roughly 95% of port being greedy and things flipped quickly. Slowly climbing back with small plays. |
| https://preview.redd.it/eauhtk5kelzg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be9f53181f292eef45f881e66ea6948b3e4f3fdd\n\n |
| They changed the narrative on that pretty quickly didn’t they? It’s back to being a bargain again. |
| what a time warp. nokia is coming back |
| Ber loss porn in the best porn |
| SNDK isn’t hype - it’s got a forward pe of like 10. The earnings have just been going insane |
| AMD calls |
| https://preview.redd.it/dtbydi0ielzg1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee8dbea145dd7dc0e0629975bc085c24c5dfa2fb |
| Prob hold til Friday |
| I know what we need. Polymarket margined accounts and options on predictions |
| youve come to the right place |
| ####☠️ |
| Back to about $475. Good thing you didn't play it with options. |
| Bers r ultrafuk |
| I'm still up $140 on the day.\n\n\nI was up $15k before close. |
| hmmm...maybe I do a p o k e 👉🫧 |
| anyone recommend any biotech stocks?? |
| I hit $114k in Jan and it went crashing down right after. I should’ve cashed out |
| It takes 3 wipes to know you needed 2 |
| r/rareinsults |
| Okay will buy at open tomorrow |
| he has been consistently wrong for like 5 years\n\nwith such confidence too |
| Zuckerberg likes men |
| MSFT has to do something |
| Hi all, i think that RYAM (chemicals), seems to be a good candidate for a battle between short and maintainer (Morgan and **condire mngt.) ...** \n\n |
| is it time to buy ARM? |
| I have both ARM and IONQ calls expiring next week. Should I hold or sell at opening? |
| Josephine Rogan? |
| It's just sleeping for the pump tommorow. |
| Why is loss porn more entertaining? 30k AMD puts guy. 300k SPOT guy “music is the future”. 180k 0dte put guy today |
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| It's Melvins turn. |
| Problem with BB is blatant traveling that is never called and it’s essentially a 3 point shoot out now |
| Right? wtf |
| Not gonna happen, I bought July calls today |
| Oo. Arm at levels we haven't seen since 2 days ago! Buy the dip |
| Can we please meme costco to 1200$ im begging you guys |
| Any bets war is off tonight or by morning. We rocket past $740, to collapse on terrible Friday job report? |
| How in the fuck is qqq basically flat after hours when all of tech is red. |
| We'll see what happens. |
| Should we DCA ? |
| Unlikeable but had the best time. |
| ARM -18% in 1.5 hours. No circuit breakers lmfaooo |
| Chart says PLTR bounce tomorrow |
| believe it or not tge sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side |
| 👋 |
| Yikes |
| Thank you for sharing your story and for encouraging 🙏 |
| I don't think they spelled Baron Trump correctly anywhere on that list |
| and what other info is he ignoring\n\nmemory demand, compute demand? cash on hand? e.g., Meta has so much cash they blew 80B on Metaverse and still outperform estimates? that's fucking unbelievable, i mean, it's insane.\n\nmost companies will *never* have that much cash, let alone ability to recover |
| Yes, for privateering and maybe a small raid. Neither move the needle for the iranians.\n\n\nWe already have put on the table leveling Kharg (we just bomb the shit out of it) and they responded fuck you, strait closed and we'll hit the Gulf production to drag out the pain.\n\n\n15k soldiers don't do shit to change the equation. The only thing that might is if we can get enough counter-drones & UKR mercenaries in the region, plus counter-missile replenishments, to change the equation. Could really use some of those cool unmanned naval drones too, but helis will have to do the lifting for now. \n\n\nIn the modern era, you need cheap drone saturation for a full defense. We need to scale that up asap for the next conflict like Taiwan. |
| I shorted what I thought was the top of QQQ and every time it went up I shorted more. Totally avoidable, I am a complete moron |
| They not gonna keep hating for the love of the game?\n\n\n\n |
| When they call themselves dumb it’s ok\n\nBut when you say it as a joke it’s offensive |
| Gonna need a 'straits open' by open. |
| No clue, don't take these guys seriously |
| Have you worked at MSFT? MSFT is a bureaucratic dumpster fire of incompetence |
| 7 dudes just touching and passing each other 1 ball? \n\nGhey |
| Behind Wendy’s at 9am I’ll be there |
| ASTS going down to 61 or even lower |
| Jealous mofos. Congrats! Like to see people doing well. |
| Good to know you’re well aware of the insider trading |
| CVNA $5 sold at $10 |
| https://preview.redd.it/j7xoq43ydlzg1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38702d363da85759f091e5766aa810ab625b6322\n\n😟 |
| ####[ Paid for by PALANTIR ] |
| Ngl I drank enough Celsius last quarter to float their earnings |
| So tempted to full port SNXX |
| I am happy that it goes up... got some money today .. but in the same time I am already worried what our fearless leaders going to do/tweet now to fuck it up now ugh.... |
| thanks |
| It's easier to see something going down and ride the wave then it is to tell when the wave is going to form. |
| Because when a play hits, you get the dopamine. |
| Hahahahaha the goat |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| Yes. |
| Let me bury my face up in there. |
| Nothing about the Natera lawsuit? |
| The whole world is moving past me. And I sit here just watching others make the cash 💰 |
| The prospect of engaging in a spicy chat with one of Sam Altman's dirty bots overrides concern for the planet. |
| Bessent doesn’t short after market hours… Barron doesn’t have positions after hours |
| You sure that’s the only thing he’s balls deep in? |
| Same, being up $16k today meant nothing. Just numbers on a screen |
| It’ll always be buffet |
| Applovin(APP) reminds me of Mclovin from Superbad |
| https://preview.redd.it/9cshq9ptdlzg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a78d245725b5c7ad63c24aabae5b8b24e428d7f |
| I mean it does have a 40% fatality rate. Not that I think it will spread like Covid but would suck if you got it. |
| We will sacrifice all fresh water on earth to the AI gods |
| Leaps 80C 10/16 currently $21.00 is what I’m going |
| It did, all day. You want more? |
| Anything you want and more |
| Who ever warches and follows Ron walker. RIP |
| I'm the WSB rep for ARM, and I can grant this for you. Where do we meet? |
| My wife’s boyfriend went balls deep in $CELH calls for tmrw 😂😂 |
| Since you’re throwing away money, throw some my way. |
| In the bay area yes. That will be a 1250 square foot starter home |
| Just getting started. $800 or nothing. |
| Al Gore was a real bitchass |
| I don't trust anything coming out of China, and we all know they fudge their numbers\n\nYou better believe every major China company is about to blow earnings out of the water, they can't look like they are hurting from the oil embargo |
| I honestly don’t know why I fuck with any of this when I could have just shorted Snapchat |
| I sold at close I’m gay |
| Culty |
| I’m zero impressed by 7’ dudes putting a ball in a 10’ basket. Easily the worst fucking sport. |
| sir this is a casino. we are here to make money. |
| If you bought msft today; welcome to the community |
| mmhmm..i think nvda appears "cheap" relative to the other semis. sub 200 was a gifty. |
| Greg |
| She's an 8 but her knuckles drag when she walks |
| Guys who bought spy calls for tmr 😂 |
| i think it might be time to put on short order for a lil pull back |
| Stock market is like an Only Fans subscription, but without the payoff. |
| If you bought sndk today; congrats on buying the generational dip |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/FunkyMonk100k** bet **SMR** goes from **13.1** to **15.0** before **08-May-2026 06:17 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet SMR $15 2d |
| A few hundred in puts on the right day will make a few millionaires |
| How long have you been drinking that bourbon and wtf do u think March was |
| What would you do for a big Mac? |
| OKLO is ghey |
| Taiwans hate for china leads me to believe they will absolutely nuke tsmc if the time comes. |
| lmao wow |
| If you bought asts today; who’s gonna tell m? |
| Sounds great |
| Feel deez nuts |
| SOXL hitting a new ath every time I buy a put |
| Market giveth (AMD), market taketh away (ARM) |
| If you bought mu today; wassup homes |
| We lost to China due to the energy infrastructure. We are light years behind. We don’t have the capacity to build even 1/4th of these data centers |
| SPY 0DTE Calls 5 days in a row. Keep 4xing until you have your down payment. |
| Tell me more |
| Remember when people cared about Global warming lmao |
| I am up 17% YTD\n\nWas down 40% YTD\n\nWinning! \n\nWhat is everyone else at with this crazy new high today |
| Pretty mind blowing that SPY is more than double what it was less than four years ago, in Fall of 2022 |
| If you bought amd today; what the fuck are you doing |
| I had a uti once |
| Man I had purchased 50 .20 $730 lotto calls at close yesterday then sold during the $731 chop today. Epic profit fail. |
| If the US concedes enough, why wouldn't they? They've been in a better position to negotiate ever since the US tore up the joint comprehensive plan of action back in 2018. And now it's even better for them since the US have overplayed their hand, failing to overthrow their government while Iran's inflicted a lot of damage on US and US allies. |
| There's a reason their chips are a best kept secret. If they were any good they wouldn't be. |
| I’m ready for it. Blow my account up again |
| Yes. Check out their sub everybody is shitting on how downhill the restaurant has gone. Chipotle, Modern Market, Qdoba all the quick serve niche restaurants had gobbled into the fast food market share. They might be heading for bankruptcy, no regard, maybe it this year but they’re following the path of Chi-Chis, Howard Johnson, Perkins, Hulk Hogan and Red Lobster. |
| I like taking cruises to live dangerously and risk catching some crazy viruses while getting tipsy next to a pool. |
| You’ll know a peace deal is coming when someone places an outsized bet on a prediction market \n\nNo need to fall for credulous Axios reporting |
| I do but no matter what I do I fuck up every day |
| This is the most bullish market of all time. |
| NAC collapses years ahead of schedule, rubber trees get incurable blight, some mathematician proves there's an upper limit to LLM intelligence regardless of compute power, North Korea gets tired of Iran taking all the spotlight and attacks the South... |
| I'm long COHR and ARM |
| It's a pain in the ass to run anything on them, worse than AMD (I gave up), and the people who _have_ gotten their workloads running seem to not be satisfied with the perf/$ (and go back to Nvidia). Inferentia might be a different story, idk. |
| AMD gonna go to 425+ tomorrow |
| It's stable now, so maybe not too bad, but unless you sell within aftermarket hours, no point in worrying until tomorrow |
| Dumped from just under 250k to 160k currently 🙃 |
| CRWV and IREN both run on NVDA chips. No matter the earnings NVDA should be a winner on friday. |
| -0% |
| 👀 |
| sorry bro, but i bought calls the last 2 weeks... so... there's that |
| 2020 new game+? |
| 750 friday |
| 🤦♂️ |
| Pretty low. |
| You need a 1.25mil house? |
| No one talk about OKLO? |
| Nah....too many buyers lined up. Short term calls are dangerous but stocks will be fine |
| (Asts to 0) |
| But I donated $70,000 to you\n\n# 🧌\n\nI'm your top subscriber, how can you do this to me\n\n😡 |
| If you held 50k in Enron, 50k in Lehman brothers, and 50k in nvda…. 50k in Apple, What would your total profit be? \n\nBtw Enron and Lehman brothers were companies no one actually wanted or liked… and they were not limited.. anyone can have an energy or investment company… \n\nCoca Cola? Everyone buys it. Google? Everybody uses it… Apple? Literally everyone has an iPhone. more importantly everyone knows its name. No one knew what Lehman brothers was. Or Enron. \n\nI go to computer store.. I see amd processors. It looks like they’re selling.. something real, hard to get one. Ok well buy amd stock \n\nHonestly if for every item you ever bought willingly (not out of necessity) you matched it with buying that products stock, I guarantee you’d be a millionaire within 25 years |
| Hanta Montanta spreadin' that nasty around |
| The tech bros say we have to pump this market with AI and hardware so we don't lose to China and we stay the lowest cost AI provider. My bros we already lost to China, they got 900 million more competitive people than we do and if they need water for DC's they'll just tell a city of 5 million to relocate. |
| Thanks crystal baller |
| The insider selling seems like a concern. |
| Makes sense since I just sold |
| gambling is when you have a small chance of winning. this is donating to the market makers |
| IMSR!! |
| 😭 |
| Should’ve just held and written covered calls on this tbh |
| Sounds like Intel at 17 |
| What do you think about MU? |
| Uhm fucking none |
| one of us |
| You're gonna be spread alright |
| Who else bought AMD today 🤡 |
| Pray. |
| 0.0000000024% |
| 🫡 |
| No. Premiums are too high, they have to drain them first |
| Calls on me getting laid |
| I was on this in December... bought then and it tanked $50 a share. Literally first time not using a stop loss...Tried not to look at it every day wanting to puke! Finally did what I expected months later and got out for a healthy profit last month. What a rollercoaster. Lessons learned! |
| wdym bro why buy at vix 30 when it's totally going to 50 like le 2008 |
| You forgot like 10 companies lol |
| Good luck, bro. All the best! |
| I wonder if Burry still has his chip shorts on LMAO |
| It already was up 10% before it even spiked more. I'm not surprised there was a sell off after that. |
| I mean yeah having a bunch of extra high end compute power when there is a huge amount of demand for compute is going to be profitable.\n\nThats not how xAI was valued when it was folded into SpaceX and it's not how SpaceX is being valued in the IPO.\n\nxAI being a legitimate model lab that competes with Anthropic and OpenAI is at -least- a third of the IPO valuation. If that's not the case and xAI is just a compute reseller then the valuation has to be adjusted.\n\nFWIW it does seem like investors are calling foul, but we'll see what happens |
| Lmaoooo |
| Just opened a joint savings account with my fiancé. We have $10.14 saved so far and need $250,000 in 3 years for a house downpayment. \n\nI have 3.5k in my port. What do I do \n |
| See you tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/mup8jwzzclzg1.png?width=153&format=png&auto=webp&s=20f1915ee444afb677ecc467a5684c1795ce67c9\n\n |
| NVDA below 200 was a great price... |
| I'm hoping for soxs to rise! Godspeed brother |
| Have you tried Ketamine? |
| This. I’m trying to avoid the temptation of YOLOing all in |
| RDDT, OKLO, FLY, FTNT, QCOM, UUUU, XE |
| Gamestore goes to 30 and I eat 3lbs of Pez |
| \> Also Tranium sucks\n\nAlso a stupid uninmaginative name. Puts. |
| Full port CRWV calls tomorrow |
| idk man. I've been interested in this stock since lockdown and something about it dropping to below $3 and them finding the most random excuses each earnings call is not ummm ideal. |
| So 🥭 said Iran agrees to end his nuclear problem. What are the odds that this is true? |
| Sell covered calls??? |
| It will.. be patient |
| thats gambling |
| No it won’t |
| When we getting stimmies for hantavirus? |
| Can spy please freaking crash tomorrow. I bought puts for tomorrow. Please print... |
| ARM please I’ll do anything…. I’ll let u fuck my wife\nIn front of me! Just go up damn |
| the straight of hormuz it too tight😩 i can’t make it 🚢🫣 |
| You’re right and thank you for motivating me. Wasn’t having the best few weeks |
| MSFT, by all means move at a glacial pace, you know how that thrills me |
| Dude you’re crying down .10 in AH |
| Your gonna be drunk as shit for a while |
| Everyone is Michael Jordan at something. |
| Yikes |
| Imagine looking at NVDA and not thinking it’s a major buy |
| Oil are you listening? I need you to rip to 102 so I can get out. Please, this is my last time ever touching you. I made enough money |
| A lot of people bought it and the price went up. |
| Just got off work. NBIS what the actual fuck |
| Wanna put a ban bet on that? |
| LUMN did the same shit last night. Look where they ended today. Post-earnings. \n\nWent as low as $8.42 last night I believe. |
| My condolences if you got calls for AH earnings |
| Fucking LOSER |
| Yes |
| Have you tried BROing all over my Face? |
| Hey, if I live to long another day, I’m happy. |
| $ASSCOIN |
| Pull back for ATH next week |
| I made a lot of money but somehow it still wasn’t enough. I’m a greedy bitch |
| modern market is just a dip buying machine |
| Be me and sell covered calls on my intel shares for $25 when intel was bouncing around 20 and 22 |
| i just wanna time the top perfectly...is that too much to ask...FACK |
| Drinking bourbon waiting for a pull back 🥃 |
| You guys are trying to f my HOOD position |
| Check out the flow on calls you are not wrong |
| I hit $499K once and then lost $120K before 500 |
| Demand destruction will bring inflation way down and the market along with it. |
| "Insider? I barely know her, your honor." |
| How many months before they lock us down? |
| Cool. Now do the Whitehouse and Congress next |
| I also had a 10x on this....but it was 10x $300 lol |
| I don’t see a lie here |
| Tell me what hot turds you're buying next! |
| do it 5 times in a row and you're rich! |
| https://preview.redd.it/lbvl1omjclzg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c2e9f5dce56363760f6d6b2a5a0ac2565199133\n\n |
| Wife's bf probably need fund for pen\*s enlargement |
| MSFT\n\nNo scandals \nNo news \nNo stock split \nNo share buybacks \nNo insider trading\n\nJust pure dogshit 🤌 |
| great earnings call. NJ approval and PG PO imminent. HEAVY short interest |
| Someone give me some solid stocks to do calls on tomorrow |
| sandisk fkin me non stop today |
| $150 when they confirm Apple |
| GOOG |
| You can do it |
| Bears are getting desperate. Someone just posted about a cruise ship virus outbreak. Like bears are out here tracking cases of cruise ship diarrhea. |
| What do people do with this kind of money |
| Bro here like some genius but got everything in company rsu as an employee 😂 |
| I’m opening up a great position. It’s facedown ass up. |
| FLNC really pumped. Wow |
| Closer you get the farther you are. You’ll break it buddy and welcome into the 6 figure club |
| If MSFT doesn't pump to 450 by EOW, I will legitimately be homeless. Thank you for your attention to this matter! |
| Ahh...sell low to buy high again...got it |
| Stop loss guhhhh that’s what makes me scared of using them. Trailing stops work well too but have lost so much upside in the past. GL on your next trade! |
| Easy on a Green Day. Sad on a red day. That’s the life of a Wallstreet bettor. |
| Sold HUT8 at $86 CAD. It hit $150CAD today. Weeeeeeee!!!!!!!! |
| Yes please 🤤 |
| What's going on is nobody wants to work at xai (because they bear the full weight of Elon's gaze/are forced to work overtime for free, and there's no illusion of saving the world like at Tesla or SpaceX proper), so grok is bad, so nobody buys it, so they have a bunch of unused capacity. And unbelievably that situation seems like it might be profitable. |
| "Surely this cannot keep going up" said the ber\n\nFor the 6th week in a row\n\nTurns out if you shout market crash everyday for 2 months you eventually get one pull back to also find a reason to not buy in anyway\n\n :^) |
| What is this? lol |
| At 99k in retirement. Crash incoming to keep me from 6 figures. |
| Same, cost basis of 122. |
| SPX/SPY really did me a solid today 🤝🙂↕️ |
| First of all… by never sell, I meant never sell a viable stock. Buffett held Coca-Cola for forever, and it’s never been overtaken. If buffet was holding Nokia, I bet he would sell with the intro of other phones at a loss. \n\nThe drop isn’t immediate. And I didn’t say “at the very right time”\n\nI said after it’s dropped 25% due to competition.\n\nI’m saying hold every stock in the sector, some will be losers and some will be winners. You rebalance ONLY once the stock becomes not viable.\n\nAmd has always been viable hence “why would you ever sell” \n\nAny stock dropping 25-50% should probably be sold with a stop loss anyway. \n\nThe point is that you hold 5 stocks in the sector, 3 will fail, one will lag, one will win… loss is capped at 100% but gains aren’t capped at all |
| Yoguh |
| Green by open. Why even look at the market now. |
| Imagine looking at semiconductors and thinking what a great time to start a position |
| We belong here |
| You got this. We all take Ls. Just learn from it. Don’t get FOMO when you see others posting crazy gains. (We all get lucky once in a while…but it’s just luck) |
| It's an exaggeration but not completely fake |
| Msft green ah???? You cant make this hp |
| We have agreed to provide them uranium enrichment equipment for a 25% discount on their strait toll. Deal of the century. |
| $BROS would fly if those regards told coffee would be agentic ai from now on |
| Whoever said ARM calls just got cucked on the weeklies 😭 |
| Anybody know why PCT got such a huge jump after hours? |
| Oops I just rolled them over |
| Every quarter they disappoint. I don’t know how Evan Speigel still has a job. They sound so pathetic on their ER calls it’s almost embarrassing. Worst managed company ever. Don’t risk anything here lol |
| mostly cash now but if we pump tomorrow again, i dunno man..might need to shut off rhood and avoid buying back in lol |
| Lmao |
| That was me with 731s today lol |
| The Black Death is so back |
| Probably. But maybe it’ll land on red ynk 🤷🏻♂️ |
| "Full body" frappucino sir? |
| Mu will see gold kinda crash tmrw 🤡 |
| Lmaooo |
| If you were on that cruise ship what would you do? |
| Gonna do my best 💪🏽 |
| buy high sell low\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qn0j1bo5clzg1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25c12ee694654a85116c056187b275dfe4e7f716 |
| yet |
| I was hoping on selling now for a loss before the PDT rule goes into effect in a little over a month, without violating a wash sale rule. If $HOOD gains upward momentum I’ll take re-evaluate. |
| ☝️ |
| https://preview.redd.it/s3lpwmt3clzg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21d2ee5d89564a977bdb841cb8caa7e69e42336e\n\n |
| market only acts up when you’re about to throw money at it, classic abuse pattern |
| One wonders if this is part of why intel stock has gone exponential recently. Samsung and Intel are two of the only companies with their own leading edge fabs. If TSMC is affected by… geopolitical risk…. it’d be basically be a duopoly |
| bravo my dude. |
| Thought of this too - but game it out in your head.\n\nIf China really does something now, when they are locked out of EUV and any descendent tech in the tech tree, they are definitely SOL on FLOPs/watt (or bandwidth, or whatever substrate measurement you'd pick)\n\nUS + allies still have EUV fabs in the form of Samsung and Intel. China will not be so foolish as to wage this conflict given the asymmetrical loss in capability off the bat, nevermind the messiness of war itself.\n\nI would expect US + allies to slow-trickle tech to China as leverage in the coming years. Obviously all bets are off if China cracks EUV at scale; but given that literally almost anyone can buy ASML's litho machines (see Veritasium's video on this), and only TSMC has the yield running these machines, I don't think that's an issue? |
| Can I get a frappucino, hold the cino, extra frap\n\n😳😳😳😳 |
| there are bers somewhere right now injecting people with hantavirus for their puts |
| Hey, if oil prices go negative again, then we Gucci 🔥 |
| I don't think the market share of Nvidia in China is zero. They have a bunch of offices in Singapore and it's not for the warm weather.\n\nAt the same time the chip industry is growing quickly and the problem maybe become evident soon. |
| HOOD seems like a good play still long term, why you sell all shares? |
| I can’t handle staring at red every day anymore, good luck |
| The only thing sweeter than loss porn is gain porn followed by their loss porn |
| I will pray for you |
| Raise your hand if you've lost money on Canadian miners.\n\n🙋 |
| You ever have those days where your port is up massive and everything you touch goes up?\n\nFinally had one of those days. Probably will be my last for awhile knowing my luck! |
| it was great if you bought few years back honestly , now SaaSapocalyse cost it a lot |
| Hell yeah. Keep going strong 🙌🏽 |
| “Operation Trust Me Bro failed. Now back to routine with Operation Fauxios.” \n\nI’m just quoting Iran’s foreign minister. What a time… |
| You can also sell calls, crazy concept. |
| Yo wtf WEN is at a 13 year low? 😂 |
| this isnt that |
| No |
| Jesus bro😂😂😂 |
| Just spat out my coffee 😮💨 |
| The pop was already priced in |
| So calls? |
| Need wti at 102 |
| https://preview.redd.it/0ret3bjxblzg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=956a7aaef8fcbbd2098df7f5e296f1dff49a1534\n\n |
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| U think so ? |
| No lies |
| Thanks. 🎰 |
| APP would be 500+ right now if it didn’t have such a dumb name. |
| bruh. you saw what happened with 🦠 |
| Which means I’m jumping out till mid day |
| Nah we looked at the same numbers again but they were slightly bigger this time, so that means AI is totally profitable and it's all going to the moon for forever, and Mag7 will spend 2 trillion on GPUs a year |
| Thank you sm! My last year. |
| I have 12,000 shares of HOOD. This is the kind of good news I've been waiting for. |
| It's fascinating in the same way that if there was one desperate seller of stocks tomm and only 1 cheapskate buyer that would only spend $1, the market would be effectively worth nothing overnight. |
| As a boomer investor who comes here for the memes and to watch you guys blowing up your profiles on stupid shit I don't even understand, it's really hurting my boner to see all these insane gain posts.\n\nCould you hurry up and go back to losing money so I can feel something inside? |
| feeling bearish for tmr |
| Wait, people are still trading this?? Even though Trump and friends are getting into position before every announcement this administration makes?? |
| So AI image or terrible photoshop? |
| algos about to eat any small dip so damn hard. war is over, rate hikes are also priced in and no rate cuts this year's also priced in. inflation data is irrelevant. rich want to get richer faster than ever before. if we do get rate cuts, then SPY 1500 EOY, else 1000 |
| https://preview.redd.it/m3qowjfsblzg1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2f4aae6058bc86300a1e80d883374265dfbafa0\n\n |
| Alright hantavirus is getting scary |
| As someone who holds AMD since 15$, thanks for your service Bro. |
| Priced in |
| Welp hope it works |
| tomorrow AAOI , CRWV, IREN, COIN AND SOUN , all puts |
| If you're actually working on a nursing degree... sincerely saying good luck and good job |
| https://preview.redd.it/pe2znzuqblzg1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7d8bc1b568bd58fb788c33d20950da129bc3fbd |
| Be prepared to have a giant scar. They usually cut out a few cm around the site, then make long cuts above and below it so it can be seemed together. The final scare can be several inches long. |
| who has the fattest wallet in the market? |
| its small but you couldve sold some options to collect a bit of premium on that \n |
| Starting to seem that way |
| Venice right now |
| All I’m asking is for SOXL to drop 60% by Friday |
| ARM 1 hour chart showing you a sneak preview of SPY premarket tomorrow |
| True but will they plant enough in time |
| why |
| ARM down because UK semis dont have freedum |
| I bought in 2011 and it’s in my Roth. Haven’t sold a single share lol |
| It looks so bullish right now & can easily go to 90s in a month. Even if you were ok with loss, you could have easily made some more\n\nOnly thing lacking in earnings was crypto business..... |
| There’s potential the most bulish war ever could end 🙁 |
| He could probably make one hell of a moel. Wouldnt even get his lips close enough to give the kids herpes. \nIYKYK |
| Remember the AI bubble just a few months ago? |
| Good fucking luck soldier🫡 |
| Which means it’ll be red\n\nThanks regard |
| Actually just started dabbling with options in this account over the last month or so. Most of the losses were from being high conviction short on $BITI. I've since exited the positions and mostly trade LEAP call options on mostly large caps stonks like $NVDA |
| Why u wasting your words on this regard? 😭😭 playing violin to a pig |
| Because 1 year's gains gets wiped by the following year's losses and some more.\n\nSo you need a salary to refund your losses, plus give you a line of credit so you can borrow to trade again. |
| Market makers algos literally manipulating the prices lmao |
| Congrats 🎉 |
| Thanks, I’ll take a look |
| We love big numbers |
| >They'll be able to massively undercut on compute cost.\n\nThey already do. |
| 🤦 put $1200 into arm at the top least I didn’t put 135k in tho |
| Hmm,\n\nThe bear, fucked are. |
| Not as regarded as me with 740 and 741s |
| Thanks for the tip :). Right now I’ve dug myself a deep hole. It will take time to get out of this. |
| Wal-Mart just truckin' along at a PE of 50. WMT gonna make a boatload selling groceries at 0.5% margins to American consoomers. God Bless America. |
| All semis will be green by morning, except ARM lol |
| WSB can fertilize the farmers |
| Lmfao |
| Took like 2 weeks but then claimed new highs a few days ago. Look around the 8th, for the first TACO and then the 13th for the second (where Iran said the strait was open) |
| I sold NVDA in 2021... |
| China dominates on low cost PV energy... it's not even close. They'll be able to massively undercut on compute cost. |
| a great FOMO, i sense\n\nhm, capitulation, i fear |
| Until the 9:29 tweet, “making great progress, possibly sending Jared and JD to Pakistan this weekend” \n |
| My day would be so much better if Zuck didn’t suck so bad |
| As everyone says, it isn't the one you see coming that will break the bank. |
| “Very good talks. It was a beautiful conversation actually. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful” |
| Sigh, I guess it’s time to get my swag back |
| 50% cash 50% stock. Easy |
| Should have an old man port and a degen port. Slow and boring for your old man port. Just DCA indexes. Look at what risk adjusted return means. Your old man port should be way bigger than degen port. |
| market would absolutely go huge candlestick up if JD Vance took over lol |
| How many ARM bulls about to find out market giveth, and market taketh? |
| i sure hope so lol |
| Fax |
| ARM falls on ER |
| Aka you’ll be looking for a quick 50% return on a stock now near its top (INTC) instead of just holding. You might just lose more money… |
| Up 60% in the last month- I think they are okay |
| Red futures for no reason, gonna be another rally tomorrow |
| IRENNNNNNNNNN |
| Pop this bubble already drop nasdaq 2k make me 100kc |
| #Don’t forget to Oil it up before use! |
| where ? |
| No puts though |
| Arm beat, raise and collapse lol. You ain't no amd |
| Life protip: Just because the information isn't something you like, doesn't make it propaganda.\n\nWhat is your background in this field and let me know which part of the post do you think isn't true. |
| hmm orange has very good talk with Iran? Is that why we going down? |
| what is the point to work when 1 year gain is more than 10 years salary |
| Yes, ships doctor became sick, at least some human transmission probably |
| Time to dust off the ol’ dvd player and pop in the big short |
| Sure. |
| If semis dip even 3% then 90% of this sub will be wiped |
| Bers buying calls… |
| Stock is down 6.5% AH and people are calling it a massive dip. What planet am I on??? |
| Opportunity cost/Semis FOMO I'd imagine |
| Covid was wild |
| Guess who full ported 135k into arm this morning after seeing some posts on X |
| ARM Forward P/E was like 100\n\nIt would have dropped on anything except +100% growth rate.\n\nSPY Green by Open. |
| Smh is up 45% since the start of the Iran war only like 8 weeks ago…. Literally the craziest thing and the complete opposite of what any rational thinking person thought would happen. Soxl is up like 400%+ since it started. Biggest straight line up in the history of the etf by far and it’s not even close. |
| The rollercoaster ARM call holders went through must be insane. Imagine seeing this chart right now. Granted it can still change in their favor by tomorrow morning |
| I genuinely am unsure if the market will go up for down if 🥭 gets bopped. Like ofc it would initially but I mean medium-term |
| As an ARM bull, I'm just gonna go and fuck myself, shall I |
| I’ve never been more sure of anything |
| Cool. Just found a weird scabby mole on the back of my shoulder. \n\nSee you in VALHALLA |
| Got spy 735c for tomorrow am I regarded boys |
| ARM stands for Armageddon |
| Just yolo your life savings bro |
| I’m wondering when these regards will catch on |
| This is the post-pump when you decide to throw in all your life savings |
| I sold AMD at $80 I could cry |
| Fuck $ARM |
| Kinda fucked up that I just assume new ATHs each day is a 100% guarantee. \n\n(it is tho) |
| Off of what play specifically? |
| Some say the bigliest like never seen before! |
| ARM investors getting amputated |
| Better opportunities in other stocks IMO 🤑 |
| Nintendo announced a NEW Star Fox game. |
| I will be looking forward to the baconator 🙏 |
| Mourning by morning |
| Arms insanely expensive compared to other chip stocks rn |
| can anyone explain the squeeze that’s going on with FLNC tomorrow preferably in regard language |
| Thank god for a little red to start futes. I was getting worried that we will hit 8000 in a straight line. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/optimaltimemism made a bet that NVDA would go to 190.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 202.424 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Freak the Fk out |
| You got me there ✋🤚 |
| Green by morning |
| Lol, pajama traders gonna feast on this dip |
| Some of last year's fertilizer stays in the ground, generally for 1 year after application. Planting on the same plots they did last year is their best shot. |
| NEW STARFOX GAME |
| What literature did you read for this to happen? |
| Could this be yet another bear trap lmao |
| Believe it or not, it was priced in |
| What even is the bear case at this point? Only totally insane catalysts can save the surviving bears.\n\n\nChina blockading Taiwan while US fleet is tied up in mid east and running low on interceptors\n\n\nHantavirus gets out of hand, has already shown human to human transmission and infected the ship’s doctor as well as at least one person who wasn’t even on the cruise\n\n \nMango gets assassinated or just dies of natural causes, heart attack or whatever\n\n \nThe big one hits San Francisco \n\n\nRussia or Iran does some fancy hybrid warfare and sabotages the undersea internet cables \n\n\nAny others?\n\n\n |
| We had oversupply of oil so starting a war wouldn't have any affect on market than what was already happening. Net neutral event. |
| Fuck… |
| "US fires on Iranian oil tanker as Trump pressures Tehran for deal to end war" AP News\n\nBut ... The memo ... |
| NUTZZZ |
| sold my neighbors car. |
| VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV |
| Ahh fck thanks for tanking it |
| Why doe |
| ARM bulls are being sent to the slaughter house. Holy fuk. |
| ARM will pull a Qualcomm and tank at open then rip right after I sell. |
| bleed out the small farmers more, big ones scoop them up for pennies. all according to plan. |
| It’s ok we don’t need to eat |
| It’s time I quit options, gna finish this nursing degree and make it all back |
| You and the whole market |
| im still hiding in my bunker from the swine flu scare |
| Food prices will skyrocket by Fall\n\nEnjoy this Summer \n |
| I don't think any profession can afford their full needs at these prices rn |
| Bye 😔 |
| Chat gpt said we don't have to worry about hantavirus affecting the markets\n\nWe are good to go |
| This mfer took the L on SHARES? |
| Full ported sound calls and and like 2 puts. Seems like a nice spread xD |
| What a bot response…. Go clank yourself |
| Permabear fever dream |
| Lmao. Do you want me to give you an AI response back with counter-sources!? Is this how you did your DD on this stock 😂😂 |
| you forgot to take your stomach pannus off the caplock button. |
| ARM went from stoopid gains, to stooped losses |
| Propaganda is propaganda. Or delusion. |
| END OF THE WORLD CONFIRMED |
| Yeah I’m trying to not think about that |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 190.0 before 06-May-2026 05:02 PM -05 |
| !banbet was looking promising until today |
| So....INTC? Calls? |
| Near 16% rip into glorious ATHs since March 30 close on SPY\n\nHell yea brother |
| I have $101 INTC puts pretty heavy. Let’s keep the party going |
| Market maker algos manipulation lol |
| So in theory these could one day be worthless? Fuck that I’m cashing out rn 😭😭😭😭😭😭 |
| there will be soooo much buying tomorrow at open if this dip lasts lol. everyone is looking for a chance to get in. |
| This is the day after I sell. |
| My dude what did you buy |
| Ooo nooo -.5% |
| Have you seen $ARM? |
| Geezus |
| U.S. farmers are absolutely fucked holy shit \n\n25% have no fertilizer secured, 70% can’t afford their full needs at these prices |
| Beyond Meat too! Dammit vegans! Where's the support? |
| !banbet |
| soun DEEZ |
| Wish granted ✨️ |
| tbh broke even means the market just gifted you a participation trophy with its middle finger slapped on it |
| Sell everything |
| I have leaps and shares. I don't think this stock usually makes crazy moves on earnings though so i absolutely wouldn't fuck with short term options. Pretty sure last few earnings were nearly flat so good chance theta and IV crush will fuck those calls even if it pops a bit |
| Andy crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit-smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards… that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile. |
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| Stonk go down? Thats umpossible! |
| If this bubble does pop you'll know because it won't just be a few percent down after hours. It'll be 20 to 30 percent on these stocks. |
| Wow some European company taking a shit. At least I sold all my NBIS today. Still bullish in the intermediate and long run. |
| Hantavirus incubation is 1-8 fucking weeks yet they are letting people off the cruise ship where 8 got infected so far and 3 died \nNot supposed to spread human to human but apparently it’s the one strain that can \nSpread risk is low because it usually doesn’t have sustained spread human to human unless it mutated |
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| 2% gap down inc 🤣 |
| thats why it dropped -.- |
| Soun earnings tomorrow |
| what? |
| What do u think it’s gonna open at tryna figure out how bad im getting fucked |
| The only people uncertain are wsb. The rest of us are making money😂 |
| >I'm also working in the valley and this is fake\n\nIt's a bit of an exaggerated joke.\n\nBut you can easily take a look at LinkedIn of researchers working for all the frontier labs and their names.\n\nFor example, this is the list of 44 people on Meta's SuperIntelligence team, many of whom Zuck spent 9 figures hiring last year: https://www.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1m3zn2l/detailed_list_of_all_44_people_in_metas/\n\n**50% are straight up Chinese citizens**.\n\nWhat's even crazier is that even among the Americans, **50% are Chinese Americans**.\n\nIf you work for a frontier lab's research team (not just a regular SWE, but actually work as a Ph.D researcher), you wouldn't be calling it fake at all.\n\nYou know what's the actual insider joke? The reason all these frontier labs are so close to each other in capability and all leapfrog each other, is because all their top researchers are all in the same fucking WeChat group lmao. |
| eat a dick |
| About 40% |
| One way of saying you dont have a life |
| **ARM**TARDS in shambles right in front of our eyes |
| IREN TOMORROW LADS WE SAIL AT NOON |
| Cool, let’s see! |
| 🤣🤣 |
| I need ARM ceo to say "IT'S OVER, SELL EVERYTHING. AI WILL NEVER BE PROFITABLE" and then start sobbing uncontrollably on stream |
| Arm fucking up the rally |
| 1-2 weeks max |
| Just pump me harder daddy. I can take one more week of it |
| beep...😔 |
| Love how all the bear posts are being upvoted after hours but disappear at 9:30 everyday |
| crude will be 97.5 |
| Big drop after hours big sad. Only up 12% for the day |
| Wtf guys stop panic selling semiconductors. |
| And just like that........20 ARM call yolos were deleted from the front page 😂 |
| *Arm*ageddon |
| Uh oh! PUTS IT IS! |
| Exit liquidity. What a scam they did today with rally to dump in AH |
| Johnloc 2.0 |
| I love how we can clearly tell you stopped using AI based on how stupid this rebuttal was. Stick to AI and dont forget the rocket emojis with your unrealistic predictions next time.\n\n!remindme 1 year. |
| ARM earnings were shit. They barely beat the estimates. I was quite surprised when it was 13% up in after hours. \n\nDon’t know what they said during the conference call, but it doesn’t look good atm bulls |
| same but INTC for me lmao |
| lol the ARM pump and dump after hours is crazy. Up and down 10%, that’s a 20% swing |
| Not too bad then! \n\nStill cooked |
| earnings sell offs |
| If you hate money, puts will help you get rid of it quick |
| tbh if those premiums were any higher i’d think we accidentally bought bitcoin calls instead of $ARM calls lol |
| Damn you were almost right again. Then not so much again |
| it is tho (right under IREN) lol |
| AAOI |
| Tell them you’ll use half cash half stock |
| well given that “lenient” is a completely “eye of the beholder” attribution, who knows? you certainly can see for yourself “how many times insider traders have gotten prison sentences” without any help from reddit. just google it bro. your inevitable response will be “but more people are guilty than that”, to which i would say: “duh”. the justice system works on the principle that it is better to let a thousand guilty people walk free than one innocent person be convicted, and i, for one, am damn grateful for that. lmk how you feel about that after having any interaction with the justice system— either you or a loved one, or even someone you know. |
| You’re a madman if you bought calls beyond 0dte |
| Hmmm maybe I should’ve sold the TQQQ 5/8 calls that i was +600% on before the market closed |
| AI lives with x86 not this ARM crap |
| what caused the giant swing on the call |
| Oh snap |
| That happened literally last week when all reports were that OpenAI missed their revenue goals and user numbers for 2025. |
| WHAT THE FUCK ARM |
| positive, no |
| How underwater are u on your puts? i need a good laugh |
| It would be poetic if AMD was the last pump before the circuit breaker |
| Y after hours dip |
| How long am I a bag holder on LITE? |
| There has to be one guy that saw ARM +10% then came back to -10% |
| Damn, ChatGPT is only in 8th grade. Puts on it’s decision making ability |
| ARM investors be like: wait who the fk patched the free money bug 😂 |
| anyone know what was said at ARM earnings call to spook the market? |
| OH NO!!!!! NOT THE HENTAI VIRUS!! |
| I’ve never seen a reversal like this, 25% reversal on ARM in 1 fucking hour. |
| 🥭 deal with Iran is going to be even better than Obama’s \n\nBetter for Iran 🇮🇷 |
| The "Dark Oxygen" phenomenon, first proposed in a high-profile **Nature Geoscience** paper by Sweetman et al. (2024), suggests that polymetallic nodules on the abyssal seafloor act as "geo-batteries" to produce oxygen via seawater electrolysis. This discovery was immediately controversial, as it challenged the long-held belief that deep-sea oxygen is solely supplied by thermohaline circulation.\n\nThe "Dark Oxygen" saga has moved from a viral scientific discovery to a masterclass in methodological scrutiny. As of 2026, the scientific community has largely pivoted toward explaining the original findings as experimental artifacts rather than a new law of nature.\n\nHere is the complete, structured list of the debunks with their respective statuses and links:\n\n# 1. The Thermodynamic Debunk\n\n* Source: EarthArXiv (ID: 8736)\n* Title:["Is abyssal dark oxygen production even possible at all?"](https://eartharxiv.org/repository/view/8736/)\n* Status: Preprint / Expert Review\n* Summary: Argues the claim is "thermodynamically impossible." It points out that even if nodules acted as batteries, they lack an energy source to replenish their charge, meaning they couldn't produce oxygen at the scale or duration claimed.\n\n# 2. The Primary Scientific Rebuttal\n\n* Source: Frontiers in Marine Science (Dec 2025)\n* Title:["Evaluating Nodule-Associated Dark Oxygen Production"](https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/marine-science/articles/10.3389/fmars.2025.1721853/full)\n* Status: Peer-Reviewed\n* Summary: This is the heavyweight rebuttal. It cites five independent studies that used the same methods in the same region and found zero production. It formally labels the Sweetman claim "unfounded" and inconsistent with established biogeochemical literature.\n\n# 3. The Methodological/Lander Failure Debunk\n\n* Source: EarthArXiv (ID: 7817)\n* Title:["Rebuttal of Sweetman, A.K., Smith, A.J., de Jonge, D.S.W. et al."](https://eartharxiv.org/repository/view/7817/)\n* Status: Preprint / Under Review\n* Summary: Specifically targets the hardware. It argues that "poor-quality lander incubation" led to faulty oxygen flux measurements. It suggests that oxygen was likely leaking from the lander's own structural frame or crevices into the sensors.\n\n# 4. The Missing Hydrogen/Chemical Debunk\n\n* Source: ScienceNorway / Adepth Minerals\n* Title:["From headlines to criticism of study on deep-sea oxygen production"](https://www.sciencenorway.no/geology-the-sea/from-headlines-to-criticism-of-study-on-deep-sea-oxygen-production/2402210)\n* Status: Technical Industry Critique\n* Summary: Highlights a fatal chemical flaw: if electrolysis ($H\_2O \\rightarrow H\_2 + O\_2$) were occurring, hydrogen should have been detected. The researchers didn't measure or report any hydrogen, which would be a mandatory byproduct of the "geo-battery" process.\n\n# 5. The Data Omission Debunk\n\n* Source: EarthArXiv (ID: 7717)\n* Title:["Contributions to the discussion of novel detection of dark oxygen..."](https://eartharxiv.org/repository/view/7717/)\n* Status: Preprint / Under Review\n* Summary: This critique claims that by re-examining the metadata and including the data points the original authors left out, the "oxygen production" hypothesis can be "wholly rejected." It suggests the results were cherry-picked from sensor stabilization noise.\n\n# 6. The Journal’s "Expression of Concern"\n\n* Source: Nature Geoscience (Editorial Note)\n* Link:[Nature Geo Article Page](https://doi.org/10.1038/s41561-024-01480-8)\n* Status: Formal Editorial Alert (April 8, 2026)\n* Summary: Not a paper itself, but a rare move by Nature to alert readers that the study is under investigation due to serious scientific concerns.\n\n# 7. The Historical Context Debunk\n\n* Source: German Marine Research Alliance (KDM) / DAM\n* Link:[KDM Technical Statements](https://www.allianz-meeresforschung.de/en/about-us)\n* Status: Institutional Policy Critique\n* Summary: KDM noted that decades of high-precision benthic research in the Clarion-Clipperton Zone (CCZ) never once recorded this phenomenon. They argue the Sweetman findings are an anomaly tied to specific equipment rather than a representative deep-sea process.\n\n# |
| 9 volt battery. |
| I did read that. You still posted it as if it had any meaning at all. Small sample size would be something like 50 data points. It's okay to be regarded, don't sweat it. I'm chill with it, so should you |
| I can gap way more than that |
| If you havnt made money the past month what the fuck are you doing so I can do the opposite |
| Probably gonna take out 50k, then roll the rest into my futures account. I don't have any big options plans, even this was super lucky. I thought at best I would get a 5x |
| This is kinda like when WDC and SNDK shit the bed last week in earnings but still made ath couple days later. Semiconductors are going back up again |
| why are you bears so fuckin cringe, stop it |
| Lmao |
| And he's learning more every day |
| Oil comeback tomorrow? Crabbed all day after the dump. |
| Yeah I came |
| If we hadn’t had this runup I would. If people take gains tomorrow in semis I will. |
| Godspeed fellow regard and I hope you find yourself financial freedom ✌️ |
| Fuck, sorry was too good to be true, with Arm actually you never know, might go up tomorrow |
| How much will it go up estimate? |
| They were speaking for everyone |
| I could not make money from the bubble so I want it to burst. |
| Damn bears are desperate. Out here tracking cases of cruise ship diarrhea |
| I doubt anybody will see this but if SPY hits $750 before close tomorrow everybody who upvotes gets a baconator from Wendy’s |
| Hantavirus is present in all the deer mice on the west coast. It's not like ebola or something new |
| Can’t believe ARM is killing the market |
| For me, it's only when i sell |
| Mild profit taking. |
| go up |
| Nothing to sell, puts go to zero |
| Right. This.\n\n |
| Is LEG down afterhours in sympathy with ARM? |
| These cocky bols about to be humbled. Lmao. Funny part is the cockiest ones will be crying the most |
| Tomorrow |
| No, the bubble has not popped. There is too much retard demand left. |
| I didn’t watch it last time, did it rebound from $80 and how long did it take? |
| Yes imaginary infinite money. Buy lambos with that. |
| hentai virus will be forgotten entirely by next week |
| Most of us are at least a little traumatized from covid, so I’m thinking it’s just us being extra on edge about something similar happening.\n\nWhat’s comforting to me is how differently people now view outbreaks. Idt we’re down to FAFO again |
| Never had the makings of an AI varsity athlete |
| Dip further |
| Yes, agree |
| Hahahahahaha\n\n40% fatality rate \n |
| I 0DTE for the first time and made 445 off 2 cheap SPY calls with the end of the day pump, but let one expire because I was distracted so secured like 230 gains. Not sure the plan tomorrow. Wanna get in get out of something quick again, I don't like holding overnight in 🥭 market, it burnt me earlier this week badly with USO |
| Yep exactly. All we need is for the US and Iran to do absolutely nothing |
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| ARM is now known as AMP, AMPUTEE |
| just buy them back DPAIN |
| And then you saw the AH drop instantly after and breathed a sigh of relief |
| It went up $300, look at the bright side! |
| If it makes you money like that 10mil amd guy then its not regarded 😉 |
| Thank god |
| Heck biznews already speculating all day "if the war ends today" from latest "peace plan". \n\nConclusion: war ending is a **imminent event** compared to say the Ukraine \[forever\] war, even if Iran or Israel try to sabotage it too. The # of tacos says *it will end soon.* Full stop. And the market thinks the aftermath is similar to the supply shortage (remember the 100s of ships in front of LA's ports?), 2008, or covid. It survived then, no diff now? Right?\n\nThis will be truly a generational "wealth of transfer" event to the 1%ers with the latest pump up. Instead of timing the market, they control the timing by this one event. Yes, it's always been a casino, just that we're now **all-in** on this one event.\n\nFor the rest of us it will be the decade's biggest "buy the rumor, sell the news" event, so get in for scraps while it's hot. |
| Not laughing—this is serious!!?? |
| Whoa, OP! You seem like a cool dude! \n\nYou know what would be cool and meme worthy? If you paid off my mortgage for the gigjles!\n\nHaha, right? |
| Hah! Gayyyyy!! |
| 😭😭 |
| Fortunately it didn't dump all the way to 80$ like it did last time, but man is it tiring to have all progress reset every month because known liars posted that a deal is close where Iran totally surrenders, they swear |
| Deep red tomorrow. Called stock market and told him that's it. |
| lol. Of course I'm using my desktop. However, at 4pm, it was a definite I was going to have to wait that long, anxious night and morning until open. \n\nMy friend was able to sell his same option on robinhood and profited from that rip. I said to myself, "try everything, even call the brokerage." It was a last ditch effort that I figured may work. \n\nI wasn't banking on it. |
| The bubble pops when we sign a $200 billion cloud contract with the UFOs |
| Not on the calendar but Coreweave earnings are tomorrow. EZ Nvidia win. |
| Not even the gameboy? |
| Holy, doubled down on my ARM puts by loading SOXS when ARM was up 15%. Didn’t expect for it to crash this much. |
| Same can be said about red since January |
| Smart. I put 30% of my liquid asset into 1TDE calls\n\nYes I’m regarded |
| Laugh now little bull |
| Yea but it'll just slide out of his ears |
| narrator: it was indeed bullshit. |
| "JUST IN: It’s been revealed 23 hantavirus cruise passengers returned home to “all corners” of the world, including to the United States — and one is already critically ill." |
| Half cash, half stox |
| What will oil do tonight? |
| Dang COHR |
| Yes. You can write checks on your brokerage forever and they have to honor them |
| No |
| is anyone buying this AH dip? We saw some others follow this same trajectory in the past few days. \n\nStonks go up |
| Entering sandick at 1500, yes. Feel so proud |
| Yeah, the smartphone bubble |
| It’s basically circuit breaker time. |
| U know the drill. Small summer 5% dip, small November dip, drill in March |
| Fuckkkk bears were right guys SPY is down massively after hours. This is already worse than 2008, a whopping -0.1%!!! Will we ever recover? Or are we looking at a Mad Max-style outcome here? |
| I saw the word cum when I was scrolling through whatever you wrote. I’ll buy tomorrow |
| So, puts?\n\nCOVID was new, HV is known. You have to get real up close and personal for human to human transmission. |
| Oof, you bought calls at $2.89 and now NOK is sitting at $13? That's rough but not totally dead yet. You still got until January 2028 which is actually pretty decent time for Nokia to maybe do something. Problem is you need stock to hit like $23 just to break even on those calls\n\n \nI mean Nokia has been slowly building up their 5G infrastructure business and they're not completely irrelevant like people think. But man, timing the market is hard especially with tech stocks that move so weirdly. At least you didn't buy weeklies or something completely insane - having almost 4 years gives you some breathing room if they land some big contracts or partnerships\n\n \nMight be worth holding since you're already down $495, not like selling now gets you much back anyway |
| Arm tanking? Bubble finally popping? |
| And 💯% reason to remember the name |
| I hope you don't invest based on what a failed-state middle east dictatorship that is currently under blockade is doing. |
| Pay your taxes, put 90% in hysa,5% in the bank, 5% treat yourself and fam/friends. |
| If you profit you’re lucky, if you lose money your regarded |
| Why am I literally so fucking retarded |
| When to close position? |
| Lol |
| Get a less esoteric fetish |
| ARM under $200 tmr. Honestly, they never were an AI player |
| Me selling AMD at 200 trying to be the next Dave Ramsey switching to index. now I sure do feel like an idiot 😂 |
| I have a question, so if I have puts and the company gets delisted do I have infinite money? |
| https://preview.redd.it/o7sajsqi9lzg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc7fdfc3d963509e344e3dd61085bbb30db0de8b |
| Idk maybe you should call and talk to them, they would probably want to hear from you. My parents always like hearing from me |
| \>> it's a race between Chinese people in China and Chinese people in Silicon Valley\n\nStopped reading after this, I'm also working in the valley and this is fake |
| How is this real? This is historic. Will probably be remembered for decades. Green close in 5 consecutive weeks. What the fuk |
| Hope you have calls. If it spreads they’ll do trillions in stimmies and invest in robots/ai to replace any human losses |
| Arm just ripped me dick off and yeeted it into the sun |
| If you didn’t take profit on calls any time this week, you’re more regarded than the bers |
| Ur a bot? 🤖 bad bot |
| Bears are no longer able to afford their internet connection. \n\nSomebody send them a written letter so they know what is happening (address it to Wendy’s Dumpster) |
| Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make |
| No.1 |
| Yes, son |
| Calls may have paid off for the last month, but puts will pay off for the next 6 months!\n... That's what I tell my dying long-out put, anyway |
| The pump was to force sell the put option and now the IV crash for the call. |
| Really? I'm going to tell him he needs to make sure his sell was executed, then. Either way, crazy rollercoaster. |
| BRO COME THE FUCK ON INTEL. HOW ARE YOU DOWN? YOU'RE DOWN NEARLY $3 FUCKING DOLLARS ITS ONLY BEEN 2 HOURS SINCE CLOSE!! FUCK YOU!!!!! |
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| Sold intel at 25 because reasons... fahck! |
| That's most people's buy in price. It turns into a meteor the next day. |
| The bubble popped i think |
| Yes I take advice from people who can’t spell escalate |
| SLV 100 by EoM |
| I'm prepared to be a fool 🫡. More liquidity for Barak Ravid to inside trade on |
| Never heard of it but it's probably fake news |
| - Dumping\n- Up 115% for the month \nPick one, regard \n |
| If I agreed with your AI company turning profitable take, I’d agree. But there is nothing to suggest that all of the capital being spent on AI will ultimately return profits. That would require employment levels to remain the same if not increase, but that is contrary to the AI thesis. If you’re right and AI companies somehow stop hemorrhaging money, then props to you. |
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| Looked at calls before the close and the premiums were insane. A moment of silence for our fallen regards. |
| Depending on how much you have in your Roth...\n\nA person could have most of it allocated to sensible positions, perhaps some that generate x amount of dividends. Then just use the extra dividends for gambling money every month as long as you don't dip into the principal (the portion that's allocated to sensible positions). |
| nothing 🍔 |
| Micron bubble popped, short to zero tomorrow |
| Sold all my ARM calls today and then saw the AH spike and wanted to have a cry |
| It is popping |
| Fake and retarded. Perm ban him |
| This is exactly what is gonna happen on the next red day. Market will be down 0.3% and they’ll say “this might be the start of a correction” |
| I hate to say it but... |
| !RemindMe 1 day |
| Thanks |
| excuse me bartender, can i have a drink with half stock, half cash? put it on my website. |
| Plot twist neither of us will make money |
| Fair enough |
| Omfg -.00001% omfggggggg we are fucked |
| So… how are we feeling about Hantavirus? It’s confirmed spreading… and we saw what happened Feb 2020 |
| I gained $126,000 today from this medium term type play. It’s too hard to time the market with short-term bullshit. |
| If AMD and MU don't pump 10% tomorrow this entire thing is bullshit!!! |
| Arm is the new red headed stepchild of the semi trade |
| damn nice hit |
| This market is about as sustainable as Nestlé claims to be |
| SPY DGAF |
| Damn bro! Congrats, how many years of holding ? |
| It’s happening. 1/10th of a percent. |
| Put $25k to the side for taxes. |
| Bought for a total of 1200 |
| Bears haven’t made any real money since the bull 🐂 run which started in Jan 2023 |
| ...you _called_ your brokerage? Do you live in the 1980s? |
| No need to gloat |
| Can’t relate |
| Is my dih |
| AOSL entered the chat, glad I trimmed before earning |
| Bot drop detected |
| 💯% retard |
| The fuck why is ARM down I was up a k and now I’m down |
| I have to hand it to 🥭\n\nThis strategy of announcing the end of the war everyday is 🔥 |
| Simply not possible another stock I buy drops like a rock the same day.. went balls deep in $LITE today.. |
| Pattaya Beach |
| Finally, the dumbest company, Intel, is dumping now. |
| This guy is a complete fraud btw, look at his percentage gains, also, he didn't start with 100k, he started with $1 million according to this screenshot. So yeah, it's not like he did a magic 50x |
| I only buy at ATH for ATL |
| This is the dip that secures the rip. NVDA $220 |
| You mean when you sell? |
| It’s down 0.10% percent AI bubble is popping panic sell everything😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
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| I thought that is market when you sell. |
| Half down syndrome, half autism |
| I think I'm retarded what's everyone crying about? \n\nAlso how do you see ARM on this interactive visual thing. I only see AMD, NVIDIA etc |
| “Giga red”\nColorblind or just regarded?\n |
| i use Trading212 as my main one. low fees, i do lots of small trades, and it has virtually every stock, ETF, etc that you could want\n\nMoney Saving Expert has a good site you can look at. Damien Talks Money had a good vid last month on which ones are best |
| But this is a betting sub. Where is the fun in going long on option plays if decay isn't gonna fuck you the minute you buy a contract? |
| This is wsb get out of here with your common sense |
| unless yours expire soon, in which case youd be dumb, then you do not feel his pain😂😂😂 |
| Come on, which one of you bought ARM at 263 in AH. I know its from here |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Mundane_Ad6284 made a bet that ASTS would go to 66.15168 within **8 hours** when it was 68.908 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 23 wins and 18 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Imagine the market crash if that happened 😂 |
| fk u had me there |
| ? |
| I was one of those, Bard and first attempts where catastrophic |
| I thought there would be another but didn’t think it would be hantavirus |
| Dude,\n\nThere's nothing left |
| Sold AMD and Intel on April 6th AMA |
| you can sell some options on robinhood 15 minutes after market closes but only 15 |
| Where is the hotline, I cannot be the only dead bear today |
| I mean go look at DRAM. Its not going gonna tank anytime soon. |
| you can only ask your broker to exercise the call if you have enough money in acc. But AH there is no way they would sell and close your call options |
| You’re getting downvoted by bers who have preemptively lost all their money |
| Don’t worry it will be green by open. How many times have you seen this over and over |
| i sense something |
| Imagine single handedly stopping the juggernaut that is MU. This sub never fails to amaze me! |
| Hopefully mango doesn’t tweet any peace deal updates this week and we get a nice sell off. I wanna reload Friday at better prices. |
| Ionq had the pump and dump, wiped off today 9.44% green |
| unfortunately, those do not exist. |
| By the way, 23 hr flight |
| If they allowed Nvidia to buy ARM we wouldn't be in this fucking mess. |
| Also market when I buy puts. |
| They’re leaps. All you have to do is hold. You didn’t mess up. |
| I thought after hours/futures were fake and gey bols? Why the worry now? |
| Can you write me into the will |
| I'm holding long, it will go back to 300 |
| Now you play the game |
| ARM faked ya'll. |
| Oh shit wtf happened we giga red after hours |
| All you need to do is YOLO $SPY 0DTE |
| a large sum *right now* maybe, but not forever\n\nnone of us are here to make money anyway don't worry buddy you fit right in |
| Next week on CNBC: why are semis down? Did the AI bubble burst? \n\nSome smart person: we’ll see what happens! |
| Woman’s husband dies on cruise ship with lethal virus. Wife leaves cruise ship and boards flight, dies next day. \nWHO is retarded. |