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| Lol they trying to send sndk bellow 1000 before AH close 😂 |
| Holding MSFT and AMZN calls, I have a bad feeling. If tomorrow drills, I am sorry guys. |
| Thinking about how I don’t use copilot |
| Capital gains is capital gains, no? Unless you are conducting business, I am under the impression that this is how we always get taxed on a gain Canada. Obviously there are nuances to this business qualification... |
| Spy thrashed around like a tazered snake when oil price moved.\n\nNow nothing. Oil moves 20 % ain't nothing.\n\nSPY ATH.\n\nI'm used to being fucking clueless but current situation is next level.\n\nGeopolitics (as specific as I'm gonna get) is creating a controlled destabilising volatility generator that is switched on and off via twitter and is clearly benefiting nations. But how does the whole market pump off the back of that?\n\nOil up, oil companies rich.\nEnergy more expensive. A.i still up.\nFuel bills higher, all stocks up.\n\nI cannot parse this much crazy. |
| I need AI to redo the women in my Chase branch... |
| AAPL, fine, probably back down by open.\n\nRDDT, amazing, hopefully rally tomorrow.\n\nRIVN, see you in 30 days. |
| JP Morgan has some awesome fringe benefits |
| Point 1 has fulfilled. I just bought some SNDK!\n\nI’m hoping points 2 and 3 happen too now!\n\nCrazy that you were able to see this happen 3 months ago |
| Pumps of course |
| The consumer is infallible and the imaginification of debt is the porthole to the post-economy |
| arent we all? lmao i bought at 96$ big oof |
| https://preview.redd.it/ta3p2qn8meyg1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de1c236301c500d58f2f368606857c778640830\n\n |
| Cmon dude |
| I sold A LOT of SPY puts expiring tomorrow at close. Bitch ass bears bought all of them\n\nLOL |
| Are you high sir |
| It was $700K and two years ago. Here's the original thread:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1ehjuzj/i_bought_700k_worth_of_intel_stock_today/\n\nI really hope he held on to it. If so, that's a cool $2.1M for that guy. |
| I just spent $130 putting gas in my truck. |
| Not sure but I'd be willing to find out for science |
| I wanna see 4K 3D cannons!!! |
| He doesn’t even look Arab. But you definitely look ignorant! |
| We’re going to be reading about this post for years. |
| There is no closed Strait in Ba Sing Se 😁 |
| https://preview.redd.it/0fet2o56meyg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c890a239e93d6e8206aae5f47e6ebd5bb2be23d\n\nMeanwhile my boss at JP Morgan |
| Blink 169 |
| Fuck it buying 1000 shares of METU |
| I think war is back on the menu, so I'm thinking people will take profits before the weekend, but I'm also full of shit so it probably just goes to 725. |
| What margin does this account belong to? |
| Translate to us regards |
| You need to grow up. \n\nAlmost no one who trades is permanently a bull or bear. I was bullish on certain stocks earlier this year and I’m bearish on the broad market after recent events. \n\nThings change and you change your strategy accordingly. Let’s see how you’ve done this year dumb fuck |
| Is this AI fanfiction about a real case of a man who was drugged and raped by a finance executive? Am I seeing this right? |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Darn, it's 6 characters too long or I woulda made it |
| Bers. Going to take the troll cap off and be real. \n\nDon’t fuck yourself by constantly buying short dated puts. This shit is going to run for years and it’s going to be volatile, constantly tempting massive swings in either direction but it’s IMPOSSIBLE to time on a short term basis. \n\nI know the appeal of a lotto ticket is extremely high especially when port sizes aren’t huge but you WILL lose your money and you WILL ruin your life. |
| How does the stank market react to attacks on Iran tonight ? |
| Very disappointed that there was no toe sucking |
| Calls on JPM |
| Where is the signup for the meToo movement this time around?! |
| I wish |
| Everything is bullish apparently |
| Now that is funny. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| They come out in the AH when they think oil futures is the market |
| Is Dua a part of that 8 out of 10? |
| I guess, success? |
| So he got a nice job and got to bang his boss everyday? He a fuckin snitch ! |
| Cannons too big |
| Tell your boss to go fuck himself. That’s how they’re doin |
| Yes it will never get to the highs again. Tp1 for me is 100$ |
| Don't worry, her boyfriend already buys her as much shit as she wants |
| Please explain |
| Lorna Hajdini, a 37-year-old executive director in JPMorgan Chase’s Leveraged Finance division, would force him to have sex with her, threatening, "If you don't f--k me soon, I'm going to ruin you." And "Never forget, I f--king own you." |
| bol trap activated, bers going to eat good tomorrow |
| RBLX holy fuk lmaoooooo |
| Why am I so dumb. \n\nI loaded up on SNXX the past weeks with the plan to offload them all this afternoon before earnings. \n\nThen I forget about it today and didn't have time to sell before market close. \n\nWent from up 35% to up 10%and dropping fast |
| They mostly charge on a CPM model (impressions) not CPC. So misclicks dont matter as much for direct rev gen |
| This is true but I would prefer selling premiums on higher iv stock than appl. |
| Good for you, value is shooting back up to where it was *checks notes* 3 days ago |
| 430 pissed off walked away from pc come back 630pm and apple is at 282 wtf did I miss |
| Lmao got em |
| RDDT beat everything in my estimate ([https://www.reddit.com/r/redditstock/comments/1shgxm0/rddt\_5\_straight\_quarters\_of\_100\_earnings\_growth/](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditstock/comments/1shgxm0/rddt_5_straight_quarters_of_100_earnings_growth/)):\n\n* Revenue estimate: $650M; actual: $663M\n* EPS estimate: $0.78; actual: $1.01\n* DAU estimate: 126M; actual: 127M\n\nRDDT will beat the 2035 price of $2,019 by a lot. I'll post an updated estimate thread soon 😊 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ma7albjwleyg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19a7f9fc112789db595e07122ba2fb0a24016b5f |
| They’re completely made up, the guy is a dirtbag |
| The worst performing AI stock ironically AI. How do you screw that ticker up? |
| Seriously, how? This place has gone to shit over the past few years. Did all the bots trick the investors and advertisers into thinking the place is more active than it actually is? |
| I will be messaging you in 6 months on [**2026-10-30 22:26:22 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2026-10-30%2022:26:22%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1t09ky1/sndk_smashed/oj7rhht/?context=3)\n\n[**CLICK THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fwallstreetbets%2Fcomments%2F1t09ky1%2Fsndk_smashed%2Foj7rhht%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202026-10-30%2022%3A26%3A22%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.\n\n^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%201t09ky1)\n\n*****\n\n|[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)|\n|-|-|-|-| |
| How are my AAPL, RDDT, and RIVN calls? |
| Is it priced as a value stock? P/E ratio is like 56x |
| This video came out faster than I expected 🤣🤣🤣😭😭 |
| I’m hodling $65k in apple calls. Almost pussed out and took profit before the bell. Diamond hands prevailed. Now my wife can buy as much stupid shit as she wants and it won’t bother me. |
| Macbook Neo is gonna grow the services even more for the next years |
| Are we really gunna get another overnight futures ATH |
| That's so awesome. I used to frequent the T-Mobile and Verizon threads there during the big 4G LTE rollouts almost 10-15 years ago, and the whole Uncarrier thing. It was so great to follow the technical discussions and networking updates so quickly. |
| Holy shit my first green month since I can remember (i made $30) |
| Damn that was fast |
| Tenders |
| Best use of GenAI so far, if this is a converted into a short movie take my calls btw Meta learn a lesson from this would have saved them 170b on market cap. |
| You’re disgusting.\n\nThe acceptable term from JP Morgan HR is apparently “cannons”😂 |
| I'm nosey. What you buying? |
| They want to be remembered for a long time after they are gone, nothing but an old man’s ego |
| I love you, $AAPL. You keep that shit up. |
| Still tryna figure out what the fuck kind of racial slur *fish-head* is for Asian women. |
| WORK SUCKS\n\n# I KNOW!\n\nShe left me roses by the stairs... 🥀\n\nSurprises let me know she cares 🥹 |
| !RemindMe 6 months |
| Hello bears,\n\n\nIf you think the market is going to go down because of higher oil prices weighing on the US economy, you need to consider something.\n\n\n\nThe US is the cleanest lot lizard at the truck stop. \n\n\n\nOil prices will be higher in other parts of the world weighing heavier on those economies than the US. \n\n\n\nIf you need to put your dick somewhere, and everyone knows the US has the cleanest coochie, people goin’ pay premium for that, driving prices higher despite the underlying fundamentals.\n\n\n\nThank you for coming to my ted talk. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Archie1677** bet **RDDT** goes from **163.26** to **175.0** before **07-May-2026 06:26 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Ewww ai slop. |
| !banbet rddt 175 1w |
| Growing a lot faster than 40%. Revenue growth 69%, adj EBITDA up 131% yoy in this quarter |
| Reddit also says ai is a bubble and not actually helping companies or costs too much. Meanwhile every senior engineer I know at snp500 companies, including myself, says the opposite. Ai is being integrated into everything and proving extremely valuable to engineers and businesses. There is no bubble, mark my words. |
| 730 tomorrow and I'm fucking rich |
| Birthday BJ, cannons, & end of year promotion… wtf is this guys problem |
| You went to all this trouble and DIDN'T show those cannons?? |
| I would rather buy meta than his fund |
| Oh? |
| I think it's going to dump tomorrow due to unease around the war. Possible attacks on Iran this weekend. 🥭 says we won on Monday and then new ATH. Idk though, I'm bad at this game. |
| penile shrinkage. smol pp syndrome. a very terrible disease. |
| Spy and qqq been on a regarded run...may is probably going to be not so rosy 😂 |
| This is the way get fucked. Not like my options. |
| No, the Schiller cape ratio might not be as important as it used to be but it’s now at about 41 (40.94) and it’s the highest since the peak before the 2000 crash when it was at 44. I hope it goes above 44 to see what happens next. |
| |NEXT DAY HIGH/LOW FORECAST SPY||\n|:-|:-|\n|$721.97|High|||\n|$715.35|Low||| |
| you know...she really is built like that. lol! |
| SPY to 800 EOY |
| How tf are you red on intel LMAO |
| HOW DO I APPLY |
| best memes don't follow rules |
| you will get double fucked tomorrow if you stay short |
| I'm back in the SATL again. |
| definitely not safe for work, or welll.... In this case it is 😂 |
| Same man, lame. |
| qcom’s up, but remember every bull run hides a bear waiting to eat your gains alive |
| LMAOO U WISH BROKIE |
| Instructions unclear. Bought 50 calls on shades |
| now...at the top... |
| SCREAMING |
| I haven't even had my first kiss and i'm nearly 40 |
| What |
| I get what he’s saying. Pullbacks are healthy and shake out the weak. Shows strength since it can sell off and not plunge. They are good and I agree. |
| This is because they want all their clients to feel important enough to deal directly with a VP or higher. |
| "Deadly Israeli strikes on southern Lebanon despite ceasefire, per BBC"\n\n\nTACO, Putin and Netanyahu. All of them are above 70 years old. Why do old people always getting angry and start all kind of war? 😔 |
| https://preview.redd.it/8qgffkkeleyg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c473c6adc78d822713287d3151312366e2971e7\n\nPeople are interested! |
| https://preview.redd.it/lcwezjafleyg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a765c1516aaab904a16da097bf92943500184dd2 |
| lul geybers |
| The lesson is to sell premium Don’t get why every wsber is stuck on buying options |
| Obamna |
| Sure but the top end for them probably isn't that far away. The insane PE companies can make big boy money and investments from other businesses.\n\nReddit's revenue streams are pretty limited to Ads, some subscriptions that are nothing compared to multi hundred billion valuations, and maybe changing AI companies some amount of money for API/scraping access.\n\n |
| |NEXT DAY HIGH/LOW FORECAST|QQQ||\n|:-|:-|:-|\n|$671.52|High||\n|$663.62|Low|| |
| MSFT bag holders (me) considering truck stop glory hole gig work if the 69-day *try drafting this email with Copilot* moving average crosses the *no-Clippy-zone*. |
| Double dip the tip |
| Which means it´s time to invest in chinese stocks again. Just because the war has driven them out of the headlines they don´t stop catching up. |
| Stocks only go up if you buy the right ones |
| BEARS WHERE DID YOU GO\n\nLMAO |
| I actually needed to hear this. Thank you kind internet stranger |
| Gotta use those huge AI CANNONs sometimes. |
| Lol sndk going well below 1000 at market open ...my 980 ban bet looking good 🤌 |
| fellow MSFT holder |
| Why did they start providing guidance again? |
| META taketh away, RDDT giveth. |
| i forgot, which dude was this from the news? i'd like to see the actual boss and the wife before i make a judgement |
| Gotta be a former college basketball player to see those cannons. |
| and he's complaining? she's hot |
| Full porting into aapl 1tde last minute never felt so good |
| Cinema |
| I canceled my Spotify subscription because the app keeps getting worse and worse. Now that ads play I close the app immediately. Do people really sit through 3 ads when listening to music? \n\nPuts on SPOT |
| I’m not thinking about it at all |
| lol quit actively trading cause bears are horrible at it |
| It's like you're saying the right words, you just don't understand what they mean |
| Reveal these cannons! |
| If OpenAI is disgorged or even has to pay back a fraction of the claimed $134 billion in damages then the entire market except commodities have a black swan |
| Im hard |
| 5 years ago this meme would’ve been absolutely top tier because of the editing alone of Jamie Dimon receiving news like Bush did on 9/11 😂 damn AI |
| Fucking he’ll😂😂😂🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 |
| AAPL* |
| What caused the. Big jump? |
| hmm thx not available on Robinhood tho. |
| 730 spy or a small selloff tomorrow\n\nOh market manipulator of the lake, share with me your wisdom\n\n>! “Fuck your options!” !< |
| SPY650 by eoy |
| You should be banned for posting about shares |
| Standard bank practice. Chase has literally thousands of vice presidents, it's practically the default title. |
| "SanDisk Corporation reported impressive financial results for Q3 FY2026, with both earnings per share (EPS) and revenue significantly exceeding expectations. The company’s EPS of $23.41 outpaced the forecast of $14.66, marking a 59.69% surprise. Revenue reached $5.95 billion, surpassing the anticipated $4.73 billion by 25.79%. Following the announcement, SanDisk’s stock surged 4.89% in aftermarket trading, reaching $1,116.25, which is above its previous 52-week high." |
| Deepseek release the V4 and wallstreet don't give a shit. It's all controlled by the top 100 people |
| Serious q, why the fuck bears hate money ? |
| You know it would be cool if OpenAI use a customized version of chatGPT to defend them in court against Elon. Have chatGPT listen to everything in court and give the lawyer advice. |
| You know, when they bottomed out i was going to throw 10k in because I only use Intel and believed they would rebound. But I didn't and now I am kicking myself. Could have made some good returns, and jesus if I took some options I would be able to take a year or two off. |
| They deserve it every day |
| that's a pro gamer move |
| And it better be R18. |
| -2% |
| The story is fucking sad idk why people find this funny. 🙁 |
| a weak dollar will increase import costs and US imports a lot |
| This is hilarious. Waiting for the next part. |
| Crazy how Meta pissed away enough money to end world hunger on the shittiest VR Chat clone of all time and we all just moved on wtf |
| He let it happen |
| it's a shit, but it's not a lie. |
| My resume is ready. What’s her email? |
| JP Morgan? |
| Well duh it's WSB. Most of the gamblers are incels |
| I'm poor and had to buy too far OTM. I wasted so much time being gay. 🙁 |
| https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-894754\n\nY’all oil boyz ready to get all greasy again!? \n |
| Putting 5k |
| I want a future at JPM :^) |
| Fake and gay |
| Next to zero chance but still hilarious |
| https://preview.redd.it/v9eygfz0leyg1.jpeg?width=152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa3da85d56f8e934f57f448b849f9ee8f574965a |
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| Holy fuck |
| What are we thinking for MSFT tomorrow? |
| Upgraded to Orange |
| Anyone out of the loop like I was\n\nhttps://nypost.com/2026/04/30/business/bombshell-jpmorgan-sex-harassment-suit-that-went-viral-branded-complete-fabrication-as-john-doe-accuser-unmasked/ |
| Believe it or not, Calls. |
| Just when I thought I wasn’t getting guac at Chipotle, Tim Apple said HERE YOU GO |
| That indian dude going to get fucked really good for all these stuff. Dude has zero evidence and refused JP Morgan when they start investigating. |
| Earnings were too good |
| Watch out. They might arrest your for making deepfakes without consent |
| Yeah as a man you can’t be. That’s why this is so funny. His wife most likely caught him and he is crying now. |
| Yeah I need Amazon to drop 5% by tomorrow to break even |
| SPY keeps making new ATHs i dont even care about the 10k puts that i bought for AMD.\n\nIM JOKING AMD YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING DROP 10% ON ER |
| ha ha! stoopid bers |
| Today is your day babbbbbbbbby \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/b4cd2zpwkeyg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc2707644c35bfa59d727879bae1c5fbe744346a |
| I’ll never understand the “I hate Reddit so I post on Reddit” thing |
| These type of comments/stories always turn out like this. It’s even weirder when it’s female teachers and male students. “Wish that were me”\n\nBut then people get riled up when it’s a male teacher and a female student. |
| T R A D E R |
| "We don't have direct video evidence of this man's rape, that's why I am going to laugh at it and talk about how lucky he is" |
| Oh wow! If regards here could read properly they would be really sad you know. |
| Jensen should be proud |
| pedo game, will have drama |
| I guess you bought the ones I sold. |
| COVFEFE |
| You think? |
| Beating absolutely means something lol and the rate at which they are beating is increasing. You’re already on the moon buddy |
| I hesitated and waited until 10:30, still made a 4x bagger |
| I did do a small 0dte for 716 call for whiskey money earlier, got quick 70% from it. Wish it was 1dte holy moly |
| Nvidia ATH tomorrow once this premiers in cinemas |
| Are you the villain from that commercial they show before movies where the MM's are tied up with a bomb and then a cell phone rings, interrupting the show? |
| H |
| The wife doesn't have cannons like these |
| Until deepseek 2 electric boogaloo |
| Me on my way to apply at JP Morgan.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/84rg5adrkeyg1.jpeg?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92fc21eb8108f21b838bb0f5ab2ded45d98d400e |
| Don't short. Ever. |
| Damn that explains it all. |
| Some people pay good money for that. |
| god my boss fucks me repeatedly and i'm not even allowed to file a report, i just have to take it as a "coaching" lesson |
| Bears did not deserve this today 😔 |
| It didn´t matter yesterday either. SMCI isn´t up 4% because of war or earnings. These are sector plays. |
| Bout feckin time. |
| I know |
| Gentlemen, from here on out my sole focus is getting into JPMorgan’s leveraged finance department 🫡 |
| Mine is 219 for RDDT and 26 for RDTL 🥴 |
| Goddamn that was quick. Well done!! |
| Outstanding. Best trailer this year. Release the whole movie asap! |
| goosebumps were the shit... loved reading those as a kid |
| Never bet against a tech company from 1975 with cult status. 🤡 |
| War over announcement. |
| That is me scrolling here all day every day. |
| Bro this is garbage |
| Beating doesn’t mean anything, as we see with the reaction to this latest earnings report. When expectations are to the moon even smashing earnings causes the stock to pull back hard. |
| He's aroused |
| wait a min, you guys aren’t investors…or rich |
| She got hit by a bazooka |
| Tell me why I shouldn't buy Roblox |
| How many of you think the allegations are real? |
| If you're looking for a gay ber trying to solicit dick pics from you, I'm your man! |
| it has to drop -4% just to get back to 700 SPY. Bears are so fucked its over for them |
| Oh no, she sat on my face and described her cannons. Also, my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy. |
| AI is America only bet now. Don't fight against America |
| Give it a week or two |
| I don’t think it’s real. Her face looks exactly the same in her LinkedIn picture. The pictures are too different for the faces to look so identical, in my opinion |
| APPLEEEE |
| https://preview.redd.it/xrgh1u5fkeyg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc934927ef057212cd562d1fb916b2782b62ed2f\n\nBears out here really looking for this market signal.\n\nChad bull are looking for the CAHOLD |
| Subliminal messaging to turn the frogs gay |
| 100+ percent tariffs. |
| Cope |
| Those are real dollars |
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| Did you sell your puts on RDDT? Hope it's working out okay |
| MSFT, meta, ma, nflx |
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| Isnt it funny 🥭 got so quiet all of the sudden about Middle East during tech earnings week |
| Really good use of AI |
| QNC |
| I watched this dynastic stock drop to 20 dollars and did nothing. NOTHING. |
| Now switch the genders… |
| I am truly regarded, I wanted to pour money into CLS this morning and forgot about it all day |
| I like how AI turn meme into video so quickly |
| Op is a regard. Even the meme structure is off. |
| FISH HEAD HUSBAND PAYS for JO Morgan EXEC to see him CanNOS (gone sexual!) |
| Nice. Now do something about all the bots and spam pretty please |
| Bear retards have been saying this for the last 10 years |
| Cash net neutral position. Huge news |
| And it’s gone |
| We will connect you with the male version of her. |
| So tomorrow? Banbet it, no balls |
| What happened? I'm late. |
| The only good MM is a dead MM |
| my HIMS calls are fucking mint |
| Rock Chalk tho! Got that #1 recruit in the country!! |
| My puts to expire |
| I am almost at my RDDT cost basis... |
| What is it not |
| But what about behind Wendy's? |
| AI finally makes sense to me |
| Yes, Apple slightly missed analyst expectations for iPhone sales in its fiscal Q2 2026 report, recording $56.99 billion against an estimated $57.2 billion |
| The hormuz still closed but VIX is acting like the cure for cancer and death dropped last week |
| jp morgan’s everywhere like that one ex who just won’t take the hint, except this one’s stealing your gains, not your hoodie |
| They said in their earnings call they are rotating more into their high margin products and their contracts are now mostly 3-5 years to guarantee the prices coming in continue and grow. They’ll keep beating |
| Thankyou kind sir |
| See I knew you guys were going to be all gross about this. |
| Thx bro but only 20-22% Samsung |
| That was fast |
| IV is going to be even higher |
| Can banks stop giving Michael Saylor billions of dollars for fake internet money so he can start his McAfee arc already? I want to see that doc |
| I would pay to watch an entire movie on this lmaooo |
| my message to you \n\nBears. Listen up.\n\nI know its appealing to think you can call the top. But this is breaking through new highs. You cannot and will not be able to time the top.\n\nyou will lose so much money in the process. It simply is not worth it. Either buy LEAPS for downside, or stay sidelined. Don't buy puts on the daily. You will llose. |
| I’m in with 30 shares let’s get it. I think it will beat every copies sold estimate. There are three generations of people that are going to be playing this game. |
| SPY 800 by EOW |
| That is not this market, not in tech anyway |
| Feels like warm AAPL pie |
| https://preview.redd.it/1zrq25c5keyg1.png?width=968&format=png&auto=webp&s=060aba9b6c4fcdf48a5b1e0d31642571a3fff0a5 |
| I love how every tech stock is beating their earnings estimates and they are all going up except for the ones that I’m holding |
| Congrats! |
| You don’t understand this time it will be different. This time they really will leap frog TSM. \n\nJesus I can’t even type it with a straight face. |
| Hmm...I was thinking my short put might expire worthless tomorrow, which would frustrate my efforts to cover my short just a little. But yeah, if everything goes according to plan, I will cover my -100 shares of CAR (sold short when assigned a naked call at $445) by buying it back at the $200 strike that expires tomorrow. Taking capital gains taxes into account (I am hoping that even though the trade lasted only 3 weeks, I can get away with saying it's capital gains, which is taxed at much more favourable rates than income, and not subject to Canada Pension Plan contributions), the $26, 300 USD gain I will make is almost as much as I made by working 40 hours a week for an entire year last year... |
| What was Apple announcement? It sky rocketed 1 hour after the earnings |
| Those tests are too hard for me |
| Brie Larson got fat titties |
| Ketamine Hole economy |
| Steak too juicy lobster too buttery |
| Hajdini mentioned, “Birthday BJ for the brown boy? My little brown boy.”\n\nLOLLLL |
| 90% of AI unicorns are in Google's ecosystem likely due to 300k in cloud credits in exchange for equity and/or ability to invest. Cloud expenses are a Major expense for startups. Think Silicon Valley's show on Server being overwhelmed |
| I am so mad because I bought the data center or cloud service stocks but I didn't buy storage stocks. Well, I will still take NBIS and GOOGL upside I guess. |
| Just doing my duty in the casino 🫡 |
| You know what's unprecedented? The levels of FRAUD around here |
| Trust me bro |
| must be sndk |
| Still nice to be green in this market that punishes everything that isn't perfection |
| Pretty surprised someone hasn't done a "TomoNews" thing with the AI shit, especially with how good it is now. |
| Ima need proof of these alleged “massive cannons” |
| The bers have been totally vanquished today XDDDD |
| Remember last night when the news broke about mango meeting with the military about bombing them again? And the market tanked? And now it doesn’t matter at all again. |
| earnings |
| Are these company valuations for real? I cannot even begin to wrap my head around a company being worth 3+Trillion dollars |
| Wow, it’s tardpumping even after hours. |
| Follow daddy's footsteps and be a part of that 's3x scandal" |
| Stocks are forward looking. Anyone buying this is pricing in end of year and even 2027. Their contracts are 3 to 5 years with their main clients. \nThere’s fluctuations this week because of earnings of course. \nIt’s hovering 6-7% down in after hours on low volume. This is nothing. The 6 billion buyback mentioned in the earnings call and the new 10 P/E ratio tell the truth of what’s coming. \n\nHolding is good here. |
| Shorting the app you use every fucking day. Truly a regard |
| https://preview.redd.it/gh188hwxjeyg1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5880d4488e903776fe3e17e542231d1ed59c4b4 |
| Sandy dicks |
| I would kill for James Mattis back |
| I only like to trade QQQ contracts (I’ve been following it and feel a little better about this one), and I usually sell the same day. Hell, I sell within 3 hours. If the stock is climbing, you can make 50%+, but the moment you say “I think this’ll go higher I’m gonna hold just a little longer” is the moment you’ll lose it all. |
| SNDK |
| Why did SNDK fall AH? |
| If bers have no hope, why is the SDNK put I sold printing right now? |
| https://preview.redd.it/14kb0jgwjeyg1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c4d300cdcc0a9b2d217b358c7b0f625023b9e77\n\n |
| Man, I just seem to keep making money on buying the dip on FICO stock. That shit went from -7% intra-day, to nearly even by market close. Wish I bought more for that trade. |
| Wtf ? What is going on ? Out of the loop |
| I was hoping that was a real sub 😟 |
| Boob |
| LMAO...I just read the story "My little Arab boy toy" 🤣🤣🤣 |
| RDDT calls at open or nah? |
| Double dip |
| All in on intel calls |
| Lol, wait for it to open at 1200 in the morning |
| cannons |
| Because it literally only goes up. Lost like 2k to puts and shorts recently. It's too retarded and powerful and cannot be stopped by any known mortal means. Nobody knows why the MM are letting this shit blast through every single call wall. I've never seen anything like this |
| Im a CS student, my degree will expire faster than my calls |
| Bears. Listen up. \n\nI know its appealing to think you can call the top. But this is breaking through new highs. You cannot and will not be able to time the top. \n\nyou will lose so much money in the process. It simply is not worth it. Either buy LEAPS for downside, or stay sidelined. Don't buy puts on the daily. You will llose. |
| Meh, that's better than releasing the Karen. |
| Yea I think where other bears are going wrong is they’re trying to time the market drop with puts. I made that mistake for a bit, but I came out ok.\n\nIt’s smarter to just buy calls on things that will skyrocket in price shortly. It’s just a different way to play out the same thesis. |
| Take an Iq test man, then tell us how much you lost in a bull market |
| just me scrolling through my portfolio like it’s a romance novel and jp morgan is the plot twist |
| https://preview.redd.it/kjqraslrjeyg1.png?width=1089&format=png&auto=webp&s=f11e3e44d6d3dca2f1c137140bac38f867e6c63b |
| Brother you can only be a bear for maybe half an hour a day, today was not it |
| All I know is that I bought the Lulu dip a while back and now that's down 43%. |
| Fuck amazon today, such a disappointing price action after all the crazy volatility in all the other names |
| It. Just. Keeps. Going. Up. FUCK. |
| Then you consider the kind of person who posts on a subreddit like this and they're probably all posting on MRA subs about how evil feminism is in between talking about how awesome it is to rape people. |
| Sigh…*unzips* |
| What stock? |
| good boy |
| She is Albanian I'd say 8 in 10 Albanians are fucking crazy\n\nSource: Am Albanian |
| Especially the ending a civilization tweet from like 2 weeks ago. But alas |
| I can't even imagine the people who are going to lose hundreds buying AAPL at the top just to be able to receive the sad pennies of dividends. Literal insanity. |
| I'm so glad my 5 SNDK shares are being used for this |
| Come to /r/investing where you belong. Honestly it's not the time period that you should be concerned with, but the beta and alpha. Are you actually outperforming, or just amplifying risk/return? |
| He did the same with RKLB today and it was up 7%, seems like with age his curse weakens |
| My $720 put and I seeing SPY 721 😅 |
| SPY and QQQ are due a correction. Right? 10% in a month? I mean come on. |
| If you are afraid of being left behind you are already behind |
| SPY at 720 is insane |
| sold at 50! sad! |
| Bears crowding into rblx |
| ⬆️ |
| Why am I donating my money through puts? |
| That fish head wife. |
| force is strong with this one until the portfolio hits zero and the force abandons you same energy, different outcomes |
| Midterm was light 80-90. If plan B - options fails, then i need plan A and lock in a degree and a job. I cant work at wendy’s guys |
| Wait did some of y'all really buy unreasonably expensive 1DTE calls on a stonk that's up 78% on the month and 3,314% on the year? |
| As another regard who sold put credit spreads, I thank you for your donation 🌝\n\nDon't worry, I'll end up giving it back soon enough 💀 |
| once tried shorting sndk after a reddit hype, ended up diamond handing a bag heavier than my student loans lmao |
| Wednesday and today was the earnings run up (\~10% gain)\n\nreversed & liquidated. WS was hoping too, but didn't meet their goals |
| Genuinely what does it take for the stock market to pull back |
| I own the shares along with Sndk since sept 2025 |
| It could always be worse. I could've lost a lot. |
| Lmao that Apple pump totally made up bullshit. That’s their trick past 8 quarters - buyback stock and on the call talk about big things that never happen |
| Stocks rally because people are afraid to be left behind in K shaped economy. |
| Anglo blondes. This lady sounds ethnic. Desi boys know what they want. |
| I’m sure you thought this at 690 too, and then at 700, and then again at 710, and now at 720, question is: will you still be saying this at 750? |
| will buy more copper, macd cross on 4h chart |
| Where do I sign up? |
| Likewise but probably worse |
| Lol you motherfuckers are savage. |
| The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. Im going to stay irrational as well. |
| https://preview.redd.it/p0u6x5ggjeyg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b04f248e4cb32abb72e8db4c6b41d2fb60da55d |
| Grats! |
| Yes |
| My port will not return in Avengers: Doomsday |
| #RELEASE THE KRAKEN |
| There are no investors here |
| Woman drugged and raped a married man as he cried, called he and his wife racial slurs while raping him, and told him that he would be fired and blacklisted if he didn't let her rape him. |
| What happened to digg v2.0? |
| dollar weak? that's why it's up? dumbfuck |
| Starting to think last month was a bear trap and not a bull trap. lmao |
| Never felt so prouder being a retail investor. Lmao |
| Is Bitcoin dead? |
| If it makes you feel any better, your degree will probably be worthless. |
| It's just 3 percent dude lol |
| You're not alone bro |
| You get rewarded for being in AI, you get rewarded for being outside AI. Everyone is a winner!!!! |
| not seeing what you are seeing |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/damnthatbooty** bet **NVDA** goes from **200.53** to **205.0** before **01-May-2026 06:12 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 3 wins and 11 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Good bot |
| !banbet nvda 205 1d |
| What is this market? Nothing is slowing it down. Insanity |
| Yahoo is glitchy AF. |
| Brokerages and market makers are already a thing big dawg |
| That is a certainty |
| For example |
| Who wants to start a GoFundMe for bitch ass bears' mass funerals tomorrow? |
| Matt\n\nWhat do you call a baby with no arms or legs floating in a swimming pool? |
| Western digital is dead |
| Tmr ima do it for apple if the market drops, ima do apple calls at open |
| This is hilarious!!! |
| My spy puts are so fucked tomorrow |
| Awww just a baby. Enjoy college life |
| GOOG gonna be flat and choppy tmr |
| QQQ yes |
| bear retards have been saying this for the last 2 weeks, rethink your life decisions |
| My 401k and IRA are absolutely cooking my gambling account is in the shitter. Go figure |
| Futes up bigly |
| The point here isn't that “stonks only go up,” but that the purchasing power of the dollar naturally declines because they never stop printing money.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jihpqn4wieyg1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0bde08f13bbfa669fae72f6de1bfc6b6f1a3797\n\nAdd inflation to the mix, and you'll see that people are putting their money into stocks simply to keep it from losing value. |
| Did you really give away your MSFT today? |
| I actually don't think it'd be great to be forced to cheat on my wife and have sex with a woman who I don't want to have sex with who calls me racist shit, and calls my wife racial slurs, then tells me that i'll be fired if I don't let her rape me. |
| Fellow figgots, are you excited about our upcoming moon mission back to $50? |
| lmao i dont think so bro |
| She’s hot. |
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| CRAMER BULISH ON APPLE . FUCK FUCK FUCK . RUN |
| You already have a bet going - ZM to 140.0 before 14-Jun-2026 12:35 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Attractive female |
| I also have 6/18 calls. Different strike, still praying |
| Now I want to join jpm and go back to office, no one ever sexually harasses me when I'm wfh |
| IV crush on SNDK is gonna be brutal bro even if it goes up 10%(which it can easily ). |
| are you serious? are you a stupid bear? this could go for another 10% for all we know.\n\n |
| That’s what I’ve been saying every day for the last 100 dollars, stocks only go up now and nothing makes sense |
| Yea I’m aware but knowing how retarded this market it has been it’ll pop |
| Now I'm super jealous |
| pretty sure itll pump 100 dollars here since i sold haha |
| Sending mine over right now ✅️ |
| Hovering over buy |
| 8% is what you're supposed to lose in the few minutes after you just bought smh |
| My 401k is gratefull for this 🤡🍑market. The call spreads I sold not so much. |
| No, lol, he claims she admitted to drugging him. JPM claims he failed to provide evidence of anthing illegal. |
| You already have a bet going - XOM to 162.3825 before 01-May-2026 04:52 PM -05 |
| Ugh i had a midterm today and so i couldnt trade. I made $100 in 10 mins or so waiting at the screen for google calls, i kept buying and selling and i racked up $100. But bruh if i could js do that the whole day id be up sm ugh bc google gained 4% while i was studying and then taking my midterms |
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| White house tour is your best bet |
| !banbet |
| It's pretty clear we don't retrace from here. ATH tmmr at open and much higher |
| I salute you, I still think this thing is overbought, but this absolutely out of control and I have no idea when it will stop |
| [https://youtu.be/2zpCOYkdvTQ?si=bUWuH4IvikBM\_1H9&t=21](https://youtu.be/2zpCOYkdvTQ?si=bUWuH4IvikBM_1H9&t=21) |
| Oh that's weird, yahoo was saying down 6% AH |
| New Survival Horror game/movie |
| It's hard to know for sure, but a stock of Google's size jumping a technical channel is very, very rare. Plus it's basically been vertical for an entire month, so I would expect it revisits the $340s before it makes its next move. But that's just TA: it can technically do whatever it wants to do. |
| Is comedy your full time or part time profession? |
| This is hilarious if you know why |
| Bro. \n\nAfter today's price action, NQ was steadily going up while $NVDA couldn't even break VWAP or join the trend.\n\nThat is a poor showing. |
| That guy is a moron and a liar. |
| What’s a guy gotta do to get sexually harassed around here eh? |
| I love people who think they're usain bolt running the Olympic 100 m finals when they're on some suburban no name townlet strip mall gym treadmill. Speaks to the power of the human ego. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7g1594zpieyg1.png?width=1918&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc82d17ef4a5a20a714646de5a43b9cd49e3c2a9\n\n"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons." |
| Still a bear, I have a very bearish outlook on the market.\n\nI’m buying leaps on certain commodities that will likely increase in price over the coming months and I’ll quit actively trading for a bit. Could get a 5x or more over the coming months.\n\nNot buying any normal stocks. |
| You might be retarded if you are still buying SPY\n\nWhy chase the last 1% of upside when we are more likely to drop 3% from here? |
| Biggest and most amount of plays in my account are just going long on MAG7 dips and shedding after major pumps. Strategy has worked immensely since I started really investing during Covid |
| Up $68.32 past month, $36.60 past 6 months |
| & now nvda enters its cuck stage again |
| And once again he forgot to say which direction... |
| You know it's a great trading day, when you've already made a bunch of great trades during market hours, and then make a couple more while taking a shit in AH's. |
| Yeah fuuu you to my little angry regard 😄\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3jo65e3rieyg1.png?width=1805&format=png&auto=webp&s=1df73f5ca1e2a895b7f43bd1a61955a35c2e05ca\n\n |
| Specifically it’s when it hits ATH after hours/premarket it usually retests and shatters it again. 4/6 times that’s happened I believe |
| HOLY SHIT 0.4% AH |
| It's too swlf-aware to be real. |
| Crammer just boasted Apple. Rip AAPL Calls.💀 |
| I’ll take what I can get |
| MIGHTY WINGS |
| I would pay money to receive all of my news like this |
| Blow off top tomorrow |
| script writer had to make sure to get the product placement PERFECT |
| Random clarification, 'executive director' at JPMC is generic middle management, not an actual executive. |
| Long oil crowded trade |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Brodieischeese** bet **NVDA** goes from **200.34** to **210.0** before **04-May-2026 06:09 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 2 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Can we split it in two? |
| !banbet NVDA 210 4d |
| Me |
| My guy just printed hella crayons |
| Really need RDDT to hit 300 to feel like I won😐 |
| Did anyone hit the SPY calls 10 bagger today, by buying 5 point OTM calls in the morning? |
| everyday is a new low while we break all time highs |
| The pump that never stops holy fuck |
| $AMD out here selling 10% of their company to force people to take their product, while $NVDA has lines out the door for theirs and like $500B a quarter revenues.\n\nAnd $AMD price action is beating the shit out of $NVDA lately lmfao. |
| Wait, yall seriously thought APPL was done pumping?😂 |
| SNDK is going back to 500 |
| Translation: Strong and Resilient Consumer spending data is built on increased consumer debts. |
| Hard to be a bag holder when it hit all time highs today haha let the profit takers take their money in after hours. I’m happy for them. \nThe 6 billion buy back and the forward P/E of less than 10 will keep this train moving baby |
| What do you call a baby with no arms or legs on a doorstep? |
| What is this game |
| CAR bagholders tried to pump CAR today but failed |
| Potentially, but there’s no way to forecast that accurately. |
| Green tomorrow too \n\nAh already moving, usually when it does that it means it’ll continue into the next day \n\nI also have no idea what the fuck I’m talking about |
| Just checking in John 🍏 is delivering apparently 🤣 |
| bull run has resumed, see yall at 800 |
| One last time? Hes not leaving ✌️✌️ |
| Woah what happened to meta after hours |
| When someone brings up a heavy topic in chat but you’ve “seen it” so you have to pretend to care 😩 |
| What made VIX go down 10% today? |
| 720 |
| They ruined it, there is no more /all |
| Honestly, I enjoy the music of Kenny Loggins. |
| Name checks out |
| We all do. All I ever see now is redditors insulting Redditors for being redditors. And they’re right! Fuck the Redditors |
| I'm out of the loop what |
| SPY is almost up $100 in the past month. Just pure insanity |
| Ah, I wonder if it's not counting withdrawals as losses then. That would make sense. I once had an account where I took out more money than I'd had in it at the start of the year, but Schwab makes no difference between losses and withdrawals unless you click on some more specialized reports. |
| Well fat cocks swangin I’m down with that |
| more and more companies casually past 4T or 5T cap |
| I call days like this 'semester days'. As in, today paid for a semester of my kid's college. |
| Thing is—you need money for that |
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| My spy puts are so cooked |
| #FIG me harder daddy 😩 |
| 750 |
| Tomorrow or next week as we get closer to ER |
| Zuck hung like a mosquito 🦟 |
| Tim Apple impregnated me. Feels good man |
| dumbass its microsoft it will be back up in like 1 month pussy |
| If they get tsla out\n\nPUTS it is! No one left to keep investing |
| it's literally back to Tuesday's prices\n\nno crying in the casino bag holder |
| Saas rebound was so hard to get right.. who knew Atlassian and Adobe would be them |
| so the JP Morgan guy is either genuinely a victim and this story is real (which is what you losers are hoping for since that is the only way any of you are getting laid) or this guy started insulting his own wife in the lawsuit |
| They gonna crash the market only after every ber is destroyed, I think after spx 8000 |
| On bottom*, there fixed. |
| Way different company than zoom. The demand they have will last for a decade |
| I AM ONCE AGAIN REQUESTING A 2% DAY |
| 100% 🙂↕️ |
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| Sold all of my QCOM today at 175 - 185. |
| "BJ MORGAN CHASE!!!" |
| Cringe |
| you must buy CALL to offset lower dollar |
| Feb last year |
| Regards after SNDK down 7% AH after being up 70% the past month:\n\n> Is this stock dead? |
| It's a quote as relayed by the guy suing JPM. Not the same thing. |
| Apple jumping 3% ATH is their equivalent of mooning 🚀 |
| Google may try test 400$ tomorrow 🤔 |
| I wish! |
| What’d i miss? |
| Long meta!, |
| It’ll always be like that. I was redlining at 1400% gain. The delta was near 1 and I had to lock in some profits. Still have 35% of the position left. |
| I’m not a ber nor a bol, I’m a double agent. I play both equities and commodities, that way I always come out on top. |
| Meta was trading at 602 when I bought |
| I bought AMD back in 2019 for an average of $24/share. Sold them all off at ~$85/share |
| Intc to join mag7, get that trashy tsler out pls! |
| Best time to buy Apple seems to be right after they present the new models in August and right before launch in September. |
| bers are fucked... |
| The US is the richest and has a lot of opportunities. I wouldn’t say they are the smartest. In terms of IQ, Japan, china, South Korea are all ahead of the US. \n\nAlso, the Fortune 500 consists of almost 50% of immigrant founders, not Americans. The wealth of America gives it some of the best educational systems in the world, and opens a lot of opportunities for entrepreneurs. Huge venture capital and massive scalability before moving overseas. |
| 17% user growth is light as fuck, 1% daily active change |
| True.\n\nThe actual title that means something is "curry boy" |
| Just checked my watchlist and I see GOOGL calls for September and december up 200% since adding 11/25, as well as NVDA calls up 150% - I hate my fat Chungus life 😞 |
| Why? |
| wtf is that dead? It was the best |
| If Nvda can shoot up like it got finger butt checked we’d be good |
| It really is a POS of a stock lol |
| New Mag 7 just dropped.\n\nSearch\nCloud\nYouTube\nWaymo \nGemini \nAndroid\nQuantum Ai |
| Honestly, I hope it stays up for OP! AAPL breakeven is $282.47 based on his screenshot. If he shorted 7000 shares when it hit 284, he could already be swimming in dough. Then he can just execute the calls to close tomorrow.\n\nIf he's still hanging on, he's probably going to be waiting until the morning to hope it stays up to close his position or execute the calls. |
| What's wrong with being Indian? |
| purchased 400 shares of $PSUS earlier today, excited to see where we can go with Ackman at the helm |
| I will be doing more regard calls on AMD next week before earnings 🫡 |
| RDDT will drop 9% on a random Tuesday for no reason but is only up 8% after blowout earnings 😭 |
| still fanning. it's down less than 2 percent. R2 is the big catalyst, and couldn't be more jacked |
| NOW WE PUMP NVIDIA TO PUMP SPY |
| repeat after me, inchaalah |
| Those poor sloths in Florida. It's crazy that over 50 of them died and several of them tested positive for a new virus. I don't understand how you could put that much money into such a business venture. |
| [image](https://i.imgur.com/BqmDGEl.gif) |
| It’s up over 3,000% in a year, retard |
| Shit, I wouldn’t have to be spending all my time on the WSB casino with you degenerates to make ends meet. |
| 100% fake, her collar is way higher in the original |
| Sandicks? Is this a spelling error or deliberate? Either way funny as hell |
| Sir, this is a wendy's application |
| sounds like a giant h0m0 fest |
| Didn't she drug him with viagra |
| I think that's what he was hoping for, but instead, JPM has publicly said they investigated and think he's full of shit. |
| sucks to be the exit liquidity then! |
| I hope they crushed earnings after going up 3,200% in a year |
| If I use it everyday while I sm sitting and waiting for a bowel production item to drop, damn right I'm going to buy and own it's stock aholes |
| Y’all read the comments from the JPM exec? “You’re gonna need to earn it, my little Arab boy toy” brooo |
| It's lower yes but every target is still higher then current price. |
| nah just asking the money gods |
| Whole market is kinda fukt bruh. Don't think, just buy. |
| Indian indian or like Indian indian? |
| You are talking like bots are a new thing? Bots have been around as long as the internet, ad companies know how to play the game… |
| 730 |
| “You’re gonna need to earn it, my little Arab boy toy.” Is crazy work |
| ur puts are gonna get IV crushed, you will make no money |
| yeah but you're a troglodyte which is worse |
| From what I read, they claimed to have 1-2 witnesses to some of the dialogue said. |
| johnny Appleseed |
| lol bers were so cocky yesterday fucking dumbasses |
| banbet? |
| Shut the fuck up idiot lmao |
| That's all well and good, but it's more important that you know I'm a good person who's anti-rape |
| So you wiped out most of your profits lol |
| The great thing about Chase is everybody is a VP. You're not a janitor, you're Executive Vice President of East Coast Sanitation Operations. |
| Oof |
| SNDK is facing the same issue that Zoom had in 2020\n\nThey are making money hand over fist, but the guidance can’t promise that demand will last more than 2-3 years. |
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| Director ops different place. \n\n |
| Bers extinct |
| MAG7 IS NOW MAG5+2 |
| Intc 100 tmr |
| Yeah nothing counts until it’s actually locked in |
| Because the kind of risk you have to take to make this kind of money is the kind of risk that allows you to lose this kind of money super quick too. \n\nIf you're careful enough not to lose 100K in an hour, it's highly unlikely you'll make 100K in an hour. I guess unless you win an actual lottery and your money isn't already invested in the thing that will fall back down. |
| Tomorrow 722? |
| i gotta go to one of those demolition rooms where they take shit out and u just smash everything with a sledgehammer |
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| I wish my dumb mistakes looks like this |
| Can’t believe Pakistan started this all |
| fuck micron, bought at 480 and sold for minimal profit, pos lmao |
| > Accuser refused to even participate in the investigation his accusations launched - wouldn't provide facts, etc. and none of his colleagues are corroborating the behavior.\n\nMany people don't give credit to companies investigating themselves and finding no-wrong doing. Many people in the corporate world have a horror story about the first time they naively spoke with HR followed by an immediate pattern of retaliation.\n\nA lot of what companies say in cases like this are specifically to minimize their PR damages so they can offer settlements while prepping themselves for court to claim he didn't cooperate enough, which is a defense against HWE claims. Notice how they never call him a liar.\n\nWe have like 3-4 separate agencies that investigate workplace relation claims so the courts don't get flooded with claims due to how frequent retaliation occurs. |
| I thought SNDK earnings were pretty good. Did you see anything different? RDDT earnings were also good |
| A lot is left lol. Especially if Ant/OpenAI go public |
| Look at the markets, wishing I had money to invest |
| where’s the group chat |
| JPM basically has as many VPs as Goldman has employees, it’s a bullshit title to make customers feel important. |
| 😲 |
| #why tf is FIG joining in on this action |
| John Apple got a big green dick |
| NVDA $210 tomorrow, SPY TO THE MOON |
| Am gay |
| Trumps plan |
| Well, if she doesn’t somehow end up in jail, she could probably have a profitable career in Onlyfans. |
| Buying memory and semis today is like buying Zoom or Peloton in 2020. Lots of people will be left holding the bag |
| It wouldn't be rape to the people who want to take his place though. |
| So…. ***Organic*** carrots? 🥕 🐇 |
| What are y’all investing in? I just got out of MSFT, too many times it continues to fall after an ER drop. only thing looking good right now is AAPL and RDDT. |
| Someone please give me a crumb of context |
| Taiwan's government is easily compelled, and rules have been continuously relaxed for the Arizona fab since its inception. As the plant continues to expand, a cross-strait conflict eventually becomes the preferred scenario for US interests and would create conditions for a massive brain drain from Taiwan to the US that completes the semi industry transplant, while justifying a glorious war for the American public. I think we'll see the US becoming increasingly more aggressive about provoking a conflict. |
| Just taking a break…look at the ER and you’ll realize that this shit is still on the cheap side but I’m not buying in again after selling in February 🙂↔️ |
| Feeling confident lmao |
| I'm so happy I'm not Indian |
| The new P/E ratio is like 10 man. This is going to keep going. |
| Never Let Them Know Your Next Move |
| AAPL just gave guidance for the first time ever? They don't do forward guidance during earnings, no? Or was that just a Tim Cook thing? |
| What did I miss bc I obviously missed SOMETHING |
| Tf are you even talking about |
| If it goes to 195 I’m buying more lol |
| Roll into JPM calls. Lorna (exec) would’ve lifted you up 😜 |
| remember wen bers thought? |
| I was told WSB Top 1% commenters got added to the insider trading group chat.\n\nAlas, I only got more spam. |
| But what happens to this buildout economy when the bagholders start start asking for a return on their investment and selling their cash burning stocks? |
| Nice gains, what were your positions? |
| What incentive do they have to do that? People will buy the same shit every year with minuscule upgrades and make Apple bank 🤷 |
| Already at ATH |
| I used to be a mod there, it was so damn good 20 years ago. Haven’t been to it in over 10 years, and certainly not active on it for 15 |
| I was scared to buy this in January because I thought no way it can keep going up.\n\nIt kept going up... Damn |
| !banbet |
| Why would you put money in corn when you get ATHs with SPY, IWM, QQQ? |
| Looks like you had a serious Drawdown after you bought, good thing you didn't paper hand it. When do you plan to sell? |
| Don’t do it. 220 is coming before earnings |
| its amazing how the market truly doesnt GAF |
| Aapl 290 plz |
| How much retard juice does this thing have left in the tank? Is it just going to lazily drift through massive 720 call wall now too? Lmao |
| Sandisk ded? |
| Leverage that into some big bonuses ferrsure |
| Today’s news certainly took an unexpected turn. |
| Dollar keep going down, stonks keep going up. |
| Duh, just make dumb mistakes everyday |
| Hi it's me Ken, just wait till I close my short positions from 2021 |
| what the silver doin |
| > You could go back to college all over again for 4 years and still not be broke by the end of it.\n\nI think you overestimate how much 100K buys... well, unless you're not in the US, I guess in some places that would go pretty far.\n\nI mean I wouldn't say no to another 100K, but I also wouldn't call it truly lifechanging unless you have some small, small business idea you want to start or you have some terrible credit card debt to pay off. |
| She’s about to make a mil a week on Onlyfans now. |
| Beautiful |
| $3,000 EoY, assuming no split by then. |
| You should be trading SPX with that kinda money. |
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| Wait, corn has gone flat and hasn't pumped with the rest of the market today?\n\nIs it getting ready to shit to bed again? |
| !banbet FIG 30 30d |
| https://preview.redd.it/kt6ie63cheyg1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a7cc9a4209456e2827495c8f4db8d34c32f8eba\n\n |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 725.0 before 02-May-2026 02:37 AM -05 |
| He’s just a lil guy ! |
| if I could get a private jet for $3 that’d be super |
| !banbet |
| I’m a regard and bought Put spreads tomorrow. Spy over $720 so looks like I’m working the fry line again. |
| Probably |
| OOTL what happened??\n\nEdit: sabotage, fishhead, & cannons |
| Atlassian and Twilio lightening my SaaS bags |
| Same thing happened last earnings with MU. I dont think there is much more than buy the rumor sell the news. |
| I know the story is awful, but couldn't help but laugh at OP lol |
| Banbet? |
| 120 then 70 |
| C’mon SNDK I need you under $900 |
| eatin hot dogs with no hands ass mfs |
| Those are indeed the cannons in question |
| Lucky for you I used to work there. Asset protection baby. 😎 |
| That's one way to get employees back in the offices |
| There are only a few publicly traded helium names, and only one with near-term production, which is Avanti Helium Corp. (AVN). Fortunately, Avanti is aiming for production mid-2026, which will fall somewhere around June-July, when helium shortages will actually start being felt as reserves run out.\n\nThere is one Redditor who put me on to it who claims fair value to be over $20 as shortages continue, but their estimate for helium spot prices in such a case is a tad over-exaggerated, even in the worst-case scenario. Be that as it may, there is a lot of upside from here as LNG from Qatar is unlikely to be leaving the Strait any time soon and there are pretty obvious signals that war will resume in the coming days. |
| I am too. Took money out idk why it says that either tho. I used margin a couple of times but not for these trades so maybe it was that. It shows as negative in the first portion on the left when I hover over it |
| Not even close. |
| IF NVDA does not go to 195 tomorrow i am killing myself |
| don’t think so |
| Social security number or it didnt happen |
| "There's going to be an 1812 Overture down there when I unleash these cannons" |
| tickers? |
| Google Google Google 🤑🤑🤑 |
| Same here! Why are they red btw? Results seem good |
| Spy 66 mil vol? That’s weak \n\nThought it’d be atleast 80 mil with end of month, post FOMC and earnings |
| Let’s hope! |
| She must not have had MASSIVE CANNONS |
| Just doubled my position to 25 shares. Don’t want to blow my dry powder load on the Cuck lol |
| DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SACRIFICED!!!!???? 😡 |
| Sir this is a Walmart not a gym |
| Holy Shrek cock on $AAPL |
| Gamestop is the driving force behind this rally 😮💨 |
| I am so proud that a retarded mistake I made ended up netting me 10k today. How can institutional bois know what I’m going to do when I have no fuckin idea what I’m doing? |
| I’m regarded |
| Is apple launching a new sex bot? |
| https://preview.redd.it/cxk61lrmgeyg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66cec7b4ad0f7fac0095dd5b83400f01951198d6\n\n \nHere’s a little update for one out of the 6 calls I bought. (I bought one more call before closing) |
| RIVN fanboys how are we feeling? |
| my margin talking to me like the green goblin mask |
| Cope, it’s probably going higher with repeated beat after beat after beat |
| Are you regarded or what, read again what he just said. |
| Track ain’t been laid you’ll be off the rails in a month |
| That's hot |
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| USA USA USA |
| I knew this subreddit was full of pieces of shit but holy fuck making light of a guy being repeatedly raped is disgusting |
| That one where she did the little dance worked for me |
| If they didn’t spend their BILLIONS of profit on AI buildout, what else would they buy in 2026? |
| Dumbass it is going to 120 lmfao |
| For any newb wondering, SNDK is falling despite crushed earnings because investors doubt they can crush it again. This is profit taking. It sucks, but is the way it goes.\n\nI lost a lot. |
| Ok, I'm confused now. It looks like you were up 231K, but the balance is only 199K? |
| Sandicks might still be green by open..... |
| Def ai. |
| So I read the article, and apparently besides being really fucked up (she forced him to take date rape drugs), the dude had an athletic build and was already married.\n\n\nSo you guys are probably stuck jacking off to milf porn for the rest of your life. Even if you are cool with rape, most rapists probably won't even see you guys as a worthy target. |
| My man |
| What’s the date on them? I think you’ll be fine |
| What does it mean when 🥭 says I need to leave the Middle East? |
| RBLX open tomorrow people gonna be scary with how crowded the retail hype is. |
| Now imagine leap calls. Probably up 100000% |
| Imagine betting against the fruit company lol\n\n#FINEST REGARDS |
| Like MU's last ER, which then sold off. This is a buy the dip opportunity. Going to YOLO on SNXX. |
| iPhone sales only grew because they spammed Zoe Saldana |
| Genuinely why is sndk down? was their call shit or something, like did they fumble around or cook their numbers how tf do they beat and drop so much? (I have puts btw I’m just curious) |
| 🫡 |
| Knew end of day dump on apple was for greedy fucks to get cheaper calls . |
| Tell that to my calls up 100% right before close 😭 |
| /r/RedditAlternatives/ |
| Put my dick in the sand (sndk) |
| ber the type of mf to crack a egg with their anus |
| https://preview.redd.it/5aqs9yzsgeyg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6ae9c8f89ceeedfed815434edbb1843bba16911\n\n |
| Oof. Whatcha up to now |
| Love the people at the gym who hop on the treadmill next to me and think they’re going to out run me.\n\nNah, I’m way more mentally ill than you. Always have been, always will be. |
| the market can be retarded longer than you or something like that |
| Member when RDDT would pump +45% in one day just by throwing at the wall the “ai” little trick ? I member lol |
| Going to zero.. easy short |
| Look if you are having a hard time in this market you aren’t doing enough bumps. Ever listen to an institutional investor on tv? Homeboys are retarded and optimistic AF and they move the markets. Markets ain’t efficient |
| Interesting username. \n\n\nI want an alternative for user experience and content. \n\n\nReddit doesn’t seem to be doing much about bots. Mods keep on arbitrarily banning commenters, corp has a say on what subreddits get to exist (it did not before) —> this sub’s been quarantined before btw.\n\n\nReddit stopped allowing third party apps, most of which provided a better UI. old.reddit reigns supreme for viewing all comments/threads \n\n\n |
| Pics or it didn’t happen |
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| John Apple cooked 🍏 |
| Lady isn't a 10 but she ain't that bad looking either. |
| No wonder Jamie dimon wanted people back in the office but workers didn’t want to go back \n\nBecause their managers were horny predators LMAO |
| until its 99% bots, then whats the backup plan |
| My NOW calls are only -49% instead of -60% now🥲 |
| No it wasn’t haha but all good |
| If they take control of sec webcams it will be mostly dudes beating off |
| Your thinking of $HOOD |
| anyone betting against apple needs to rethink their investment strategies |
| AAPL reinvesting tariff refund into US manufacturing |
| INTEL $150 |
| RBLX DOWN 20% LMFAOOAOAOAAOAOAOAOAO |
| ber the type of mf to eat a egg without removing the shell |
| I have planned to slowly relinquish my ITM long QQQ calls over the past few weeks. \nSomehow, I have ended up with more than I started with. |
| I have no reason to lie, I even showed you a picture lol |
| Lmao |
| The misc was peak internet. Now we have to live with this place and r/moreplatesmoredates |
| It’s a lot more fun to just believe the first report exactly as it’s written\n\nEven better, believe every subsequent report as well, no matter how contradictory\n\nThis is how I handle all major news events and I have a great time |
| 🫡 |
| $AAPL Boutta pay out big tomorrow on calls!!!! |
| I don’t ever wanna see anyone talk bad about Tesla. What’s happening right now with intel is bonkers |
| SNDK call was so boring - would’ve been better they did not show up - reminds me of SMCI at least they had liquid cooling |
| dont, there are always more plays |
| Bruh you're tripping I sold at 87 and got back in at 97 down 3% on shares who gives a shit it is headed to 120 can't tell you how much money I lost by not diamond handing shit |
| They paved paradise and put up a data center 😖 |
| Isn’t that what I typed? |
| we the pioneers bro |
| Iran airspace now empty. Gg bols |
| Ok I genuinely feel bad for bers |
| Well today could have been so much better, but April was good to me overall. I hope everyone makes bank in May. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jqqcrodhgeyg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68b0c010640fc7bc7a48904b497bfec960f42416\n\n |
| u/princess_dai_13 pwease make SNDK WDC green ty |
| Sorry bud you gotta post gains with gain flair |
| i hope Anonymous hacks the algos and takes the SEC hostage |
| Good for you AAPL holders. I don't own it but great company happy for you |
| Are we shorting aapl up here?? |
| If only Nvidia didn't shit the bed today |
| She didn’t admit anything dumbass. |
| My moves tomorrow are thinking it couldn’t possibly mindlessly retardpump even higher from here, then being sad I didn’t buy SPY calls in the morning. |
| Was\* |
| Shared link with my supervisor at Walmart. Step it up Claire and take the teeth out next time! |
| Milk truck finally arrive and this dude betrays his whole race and calls HR. Generational fumble. |
| No she didn’t. Why the fuck are you lying for? |
| I hope so, gonna have to save up for calls though - I’m so fucking broke since it tanked 🥲 |
| "Dear Penthouse" |
| Oh my innocent little retard...that's AI |
| Damn wtf happened |
| I want that UFO money tho. |
| I thought it was a bad trade too, but looks like it will be good. Let's hope it holds like this tomorrow. |
| I figured you could Google things |
| Oh your dead ass wrong 😂 |
| I love memes like these that are so perfect for a week and then will become completely inscrutable. /r/extremelytimesensitivememes |
| Reach out to her on LinkedIn; she is responding right away to new requests.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fy05a4p4geyg1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95bfece937d641f9cec3408e2beea9e7f7bf921a\n\n |
| Congratulations to everyone... everyone except for $META and $MSFT investors LOL |
| Roblox Corporation -> `44.144` (-12.1 / -21.5%) |
| Context: JP Morgan female executive sexually and racially harassed and abused/ coerced someone working under her. Insulted his wife. Told him that she would sabotage his career if he didn’t fuck her. And people are laughing about it because he’s a man. |
| it's like every day, $7k - $10k, just about made back my 20% down payment from November. sheeeesh |
| !p RBLX |
| Give me another year. |
| I have seen a pic. She’s hot as hell. |
| FIG train just pulling out of the station. Not too late to get on board. |
| JP Morgan female executive sexually and racially harassed someone working under her. Insulted his wife. Told him that she would sabotage his career if he didn’t fuck her. And people are laughing about it because he’s a man. 😔 oh yeah and she drugged him |
| I was so confused when I saw SNDK started trading in 2025 then realized it was part of Western Digital |
| If he wasn't in any sort of form of power, it'd be hilarious reading all the things he posts and says... But alas |
| You did a good thing. I did good things today somehow too |
| Zuck and Nutella are the weakest link in Mag7 |
| They are too busy counting their reddit paychecks to deal that nonsense. |
| It’s not in Trump’s America, unless he doesn’t like you. |
| Green apple after earning? I did not see this for a while. Last time apple was green after earning was in covid? |
| Buy more lol |
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| it was seesawing down at first |
| It was before that, when they started signaling new commitments to domestic fabrication infrastructure. |
| I’d be some executives sex slave for a huge salary boost |
| Every day brings another reason to pump |
| I love free forced labor |
| Yeah I played WDC wrong. |
| Cringe gooner |
| WULF earnings pre market |
| I’ve come to the realization that my puts are never going to print, so I might as well throw everything on eggs. \n\nCan’t get any worse! 🥹 |
| I came here to vent , I sold my amzn and goog to buy msft. Then I paperhanded my reddit and lly yesterday before close. I want to kms so bad rn |
| https://preview.redd.it/fel0mob6geyg1.png?width=1919&format=png&auto=webp&s=fce73c0104a5629f12ec22799b570ff426236e3b\n\n"BJ Morgan Chase! BJ Morgan Chase!! BJ Morgan Chase!!!" |
| Bro I been there |
| I feel dumb with SNDK WDC earnings |
| hey looks like AAPL finally decided to do something good AH\n\n\n\n |
| it's the height she likes... she doesn't care about basketball... |
| okay, go cry to someone else LMAO🤌 |
| 🤘 |
| It’s 2026, it’s called progress \n\nAlthough if you saw a pic of her, it would clear things up a bit |
| Not my greatest fap. |
| Same |
| AAPL put holders in shambles. |
| CASY |
| crazy guy , who doesn't love cannons ? haha |
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| Im alive and prospering 🤑 |
| Nah bro, I made 20k two weeks ago, lost it all last week, and already have gotten half back this week. Just gotta have more patience and not full port into ODTE’s lol |
| How about now 🤓 |
| If msft could open at 500 that would be super |
| you bro you know what i mean right |
| LMFAO RBLX |
| yes and it was HORRIBLE LMAO🤌 |
| Mass ber extinction |
| Exactly lol |
| The real issue will be for when meta and twitter replace 90% of users with bots and still gain revenue from bots looking at ads, like 10x more than it is now there will be a gap where nobody is buying anything from the ads and every company advertising will pull out cause that’s bullshit |
| RDDT P/E is down to a measly (for such a growth rate) 42; fP/E in the mid-teens. Share price probably gonna double in 2 months 🚀🚀🚀 |
| How’s that talk going |
| Just profit taking and after hours is low volume |
| Those AAPL boomers stay sitting pretty 😂 |
| OK, but as soon as I do, the bears are going to take back everyones profits. When it tanks after I buy at $100+ everyone can blame you for telling me to buy back in. |
| Ya low PEs look great until you realize the demand is made up of companies who don’t make money funded entirely by the very people who they are paying for the compute |
| #TIM AAPL 🍏📈 |
| no way you bought puts end of day |
| Well calls have printed for a month straight. |
| the way she goes mfer are you only in amd leaps |
| but only for the new colors. . . |
| https://preview.redd.it/ekzeeiiufeyg1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b60aaa3b9ea2c326977ecf876128725e6ffc964f |
| It's close! |
| alright amd bers, i have to go get steaks with my model wife tn, ill see you later at your wifes house LMAO🤌 |
| Yeah I loaded up $10k before Robinhood stopped selling fractional shares. Absolute dog. |
| Nice |
| How many burner accounts does bussy hunter🤌 have? |
| I think my favorite part of that was “my little brown boy” |
| I bought at 488.32, I’m pretty happy and earnings was great. It’s not complicated |
| Pump Apple to 290!! |
| My dumbass calls |
| Undefeated. |
| I forgot today was AAPL er. I wonder how my puts are looking right now. |
| Anyone else gooning to FB making its way back up? |
| Pump? Hardly a pump in today's market |
| only my ai gf is open minded enough to do scat stuff |
| SPY 720-730 tomorrow, no question |
| Just to add—this didn’t start as me going all-in on stock picking or anything.\n\nI actually put the majority of my money into VOO originally and I still consistently add to it. So the base of my portfolio was pretty standard/passive.\n\nIt’s just that my individual stock picks have performed really well, so they’ve grown to the point where VOO is now only like 35–40% of my portfolio.\n\nNot something I planned, just kind of how it played out. |
| And it's 50-50 that this is real. What a fucked up country. |
| mods |
| Allegedly |
| wow new animations when you upvote now it sends an arrow right to ber anus |
| \-100% to +100% is the normal range here |
| What movie??? |
| block me pussy LMAO🤌 wa wa go lie about your RSUs to some other person |
| I thank them for their liquidity. If bears weren’t burning money on puts, then the market might actually drop |
| Holy fuk apple |
| Yeah, ad revenue was just invented for the Internet. It's not like it's been around for a hundred plus years. |
| Look at that fucking retard |
| why are a bunch of bot commenters talking about the $AAPL move when the implied move was 3.5-4% lol. All of you are making basically nothing unless it goes way up. |
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| was a joke cause it was down like two dollars. It’s up 10 now |
| gain tagged posts require posting a REALIZED GAIN of 5k or more on stocks or 2.5k on options.\n\nYou're just glazing sand dick retard earnings while the stocks down because ((all this growth was priced in)) |
| !banbet $XOM +5% 1d |
| Nice! |
| Took way too many gains today. Need oil to rip tomorrow so I can get back into all my shit. Might be fucked tho |
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| Oh yeah, shes gonna be using that cannon on these bers LMAO🤌 |
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| it’s Canadian shares—MSFT.TO |
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| Could be worse. Tomorrow I become a proud Roblox shareholder |
| You made $20k and got an ass slap? 😉 |
| BEYOND MEAT |
| Long enough to cash my calls |
| Jesus Christ you’re annoying |
| LoL what? Ad revenue is like the most reliable kind of revenue? |
| Yup. The fauxmoi one is cancer. Stray one bit from their narrative and you're done. |
| amd bers could crash it 10% tmrw and id still spit in their face LMAO🤌 |
| I’ve got a bit load of Meta had it for 7 years |
| Next I want to hear Lisa talking ‘bout her cannons |
| ~~My dream is to work for Jane Street Capital~~\n\nMy dream is to work for JP Morgan Chase. But only if I get a certain manager. |
| tessie 400 tomorrow would be lovely |
| 3D printed cock |
| Tim 🍏 was never going to leave without pumping the stock one last time 🥹 |
| You can still get to r/all on www.old.reddit.com/r/all |
| amd bers forgot the passwrod to their robinhood this month conveniently LMAO🤌 |
| $493.01 👄 |
| I thought you were joking until I read it: "Personally, I would’ve fallen in love with this woman on the spot. But it’s important to note that I’m a sick, sick little pup. My guttural reaction to this is not healthy by any means. I trust none of you will judge me."\n\n"Look, I understand the seriousness. I just think I would have fallen in love with this Hajdini woman. Does that make me a bad person? That’s for you to decide I suppose. I’ll put it like this — if a woman co-worker called me her, “Little Italian boy toy,” I’d have to give in. You have no choice at that point.\n\nI’m not proud of it, but I am man enough to admit it."\n\nWhat a wild thing to "add" to a story. |
| Jpm up on news of BJ Don Cannons. "Applications are flying in" |
| Patel is hung like a horse |
| Holy shit. Clear for 750 |
| Place your bets \nWhat causes the next pullback? |
| That AAPL pump won’t last…sorry folks |
| I am coming Tim Apple |
| Reddit last year saying tech is failing and the AI bubble will pop is funny as hell. Ive made more money inversing reddit than my actual career |
| i hate that intc is shitty degen company running on taxpayers money |
| GOOG 🤝 AAPL |
| Don't even have to read it. Apple pimped some AI rhetoric, didn't they. |
| Why do bears keep buying puts? Why do they keep coping "Black Friday"?\n\nLMFAO |
| Tim 🍏 saved you before leaving 🥹 |
| Classic 'Batman Signal' pattern at the top there should've been a warning of your impending doom. |
| I mean, good on them. No shade here. My concern is more the realization that the American economy is nothing more than Internet forums and text prediction software |
| Oooh atlassian doin a thing |
| Because it is, and I don’t understand why more people haven’t came to that conclusion. |
| Are you to dumb to realize without the amd bears you wouldn't be able to be a amd bol? |
| He claims she then remarked, ‘Oh, you did play basketball in college? … I love basketball players… they get me so wet.’\n\nFrom there, Doe alleges the advances grew more explicit and frequent.\n\nGeez, I need to up my game.\n\n |
| (it was down 50% at one point lol) |
| People in power go crazy mate. |
| Come back Monday evening |
| Everyone here is retarded man |
| Happens to the best of us |