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| LMAO |
| Cheapass |
| That is why for winning traders, the pattern itself is not enough. They wait for the confirmation gained from the candles that follow the pattern |
| # Pretty certain this mexico unrest will be over once they see DOW over 50.000\n\n# \n\n |
| I didn't see this but yeah that sounds on brand honestly. |
| touch it! you know you wanna 🐍🍎 |
| Plummet |
| SPY $695 tomorrow $699 Wednesday at 3:59pm and then bam $715 Thursday |
| That's ok, he sending a hospital to Greenland. Redemption act is on the way |
| we invading mexico and iran |
| What an uneventful Sunday |
| His uncle or the hockey player? Jack Hughes maybe. It's just insane that there's 3 degrees of separation between him and Epstein. |
| /s |
| ETH was a decent swing play if you werent too greedy |
| Sounds tempting |
| Preciate ya bossmang |
| Once again, the entire market depends on NVDA earnings. |
| I’ll probably lose some money, throw a tantrum and start drinking. Usual monday. |
| $NVDA reports earnings Wednesday after the close with a $12.76 or 6.7% implied move.\n\n \n\n\nNext day performance after the past 8 reports:\n\n \n\n\n📉-3.15%\n\n📉-0.78%\n\n📈+3.24%\n\n📉-8.47%\n\n📈+0.53%\n\n📉-6.38%\n\n📈+9.31%\n\n📈+16.4%\n\n \n\n\nAvg. move: 6.03% |
| This because they don’t get paid a living wage |
| Puts on Mexico |
| If you want to lose more, just buy SPY puts! |
| What did CT ever do to you?? |
| That's true, they are very focused on nonsense details and don't listen at all. |
| I love their deli stuff especially when Im studying late. I got the new braised beef and potatoes yesterday and its so good |
| Sounds like the ladies don't like you |
| Did he jump on the mexico case already ? Didn't see the tweet |
| He survived that tinder girl who stole his kidneys and left him in the tub with ice. Luckily he plugged in the counter ice machine he has to make extra ice. |
| America gold = +5% despite tarrifs? |
| Seems like a stretch. Dudes pretty far removed. |
| Hope the dog is okay |
| You should go out and touch a tree |
| What’s happening tomorrow ? |
| some day msft will have like 2 weeks every day green till 500.. |
| I keep cash in bonds, with monthly yield, like 20% tho its also play that uk rates will come down.. probably cliser to 30% if i see something too good to turn down |
| Pretty certain this mexico unrest will be over once they see DOW over 50.000 |
| Is that the one who did the locker room video with Kash Patel? |
| The problem with technical analysis is that the patterns (cup and handle, double/triple bottom, head & shoulder) only for. into said pattern after the fact. In other words, if you look at historical chart patterns which almost formed said patterns, but did not complete the formation, it’s incalculably high |
| at same point, buyers will stop paying and wait for it to be stabilized |
| Market open should be extra regarded tomorrow with all the north east regards working from home. |
| What happened to the emojis |
| you have a 🪵 🔥 place ? |
| dollar went to shit compared to CZK after Trump inauguration, but the effect is the same if it recovers |
| BREAKING: The Costco in Puerto Vallarta is on fire 😦 |
| “Trade” |
| I didnt watch it and couldnt care less about yall peasants with your bread and games, but flexing when your country is on fire because you won a sport game after 40 years is peak regardation. He did say he loved the uneducated so no surprise here. \n\nThe us isolating itself justifies puts a little bit more than losing a hockey game. Vxus and canadian markets been on a run while the us market sucks |
| Get your fokkin' tentacle out of my face! |
| Last year I said, I really hate money. I wanna consistently lose 70% of it.\n\nSo I bought an Ethereum \n |
| sold out means they cant make more profit other than increasing price or investing to open new factories |
| 35 |
| SPY 700, BBCA 0 tomorrrow |
| Whatever you do, don't google Steve Witkoff early life |
| Are saas stocks gonna keep plummeting? gtlb and team holder checking in |
| Crypto is still bleeding \nPlease sell your bag so it can go up. |
| I have vomero premiums, crazy shoe, hard to wear around and drive. |
| Not a hot dog. |
| Can’t wait to trade tomorrow.. I am literally shaking, damn I’m dedicated! Wish nana could see me 😞 |
| Ooops! OP went to Wendy's, but decided early entry was not the right move. Instead, OP ended up at the dumpster behind Wendy's. Cum one, cum all. |
| Emiiiiliioooooo |
| I'm American. I just don't like pdfiles. |
| Thank you sir. I will sacrifice my firstborn to you. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8ho9mxhdg4lg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07b80c211a864f0ed536ead9f43a9acbbe1b22da\n\n |
| 🌈 |
| LMAO |
| How many f35s are we sending to Mexico? |
| Can you please keep buying puts |
| Wake up. 200k is life changing money compared to 13. |
| Though that said short rklb for a second |
| Is it raining traders yet? Until people are jumping out windows and the White House is calling up Berkshire for a small little loan of 300 billion dollars cash it doesn't count. |
| MSFT better fucking pull up this week |
| Tried onlyfans, didn't work out. |
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| im listening… |
| Soy mencho wey |
| Damn yall Canadians salty as hell about this lol |
| I am Eric bachman from the futcha. I am fat, lonely, and dead… |
| It’s always be pumpin. Crash comes when noone sees it comin |
| I switched to Hokas but damn I’m thinking about getting a lil gay with Nike again, some of those shoes on the IG ads look good |
| Snap is 99% used by youths, companies, including governments who want to reach this demographics know where to go. I don’t recommend this stock nor do I own them, yet but it’s on my radar. |
| Cope |
| They should send urban youths to live with Connecticut people in the summer. We can solve the ratchetness in 2 years |
| I haven’t touched a trade in months and I’m still bleeding. I’ve tried flextape over the hole. It does not work. |
| I like matchbox 20 |
| I have 267 calls for tomorrow. Im hoping i get some sort of signal to dump or hold. |
| Not if you have an ev |
| Regular people plan for the next week, groups of people plan for the year, countries plan for the decade, the church plans for the century, and your puts will expire before they do |
| Roast chicken + Quinoa salad. Enough to last a lot of meals\n\n |
| RIP 🪦 cashflow he was the most degenerate wsber |
| Beta Canadians not taking that loss well |
| I was not expecting 2.3% up.\n\nIt's going to be crazy tomorrow |
| The hockey player who scored the winning goal for team USA has an uncle named Adam Weinberg who is on the board of one of Les Wexner's organizations. If you don't know who Les Wexner is, he was friends with Jeffrey Epstein and bankrolled him. |
| Gold to 5500 this week? 🙂 |
| Like in the water? |
| HOW! DOES IT FEEL? |
| Bro he survived the Maduro raid just to get clapped in the El Mencho raid \n\nTalk about wrong place wrong time \n |
| 7000 tomorrow, easily |
| Who cares. |
| Calls on DJT\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/o052rqyqf4lg1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3cabcdf84cc9392fca21d957b20ab61cf3afcc4 |
| and home country of Trump’s ex-wife |
| Indeed makes money by selling your data to Netanyahu, employment is an Israeli psyop |
| How does an investor default a country? |
| 🌽👐🤣 |
| Ahh yes Kamala would’ve mooned the market |
| I bet it's part of his grindr profile. |
| Sadly u/cashflow_ has been killed in the recent unrest near his home in Mexico. This has been a u/cashflow_ final update |
| GLD looking tempting...which means if I touch it it will crater. |
| blue monday |
| Bruh. Bullish AF. |
| Yo if you bought a 🌽 at 125k, you’ll be able to buy 3 for the same amount of money this week |
| Nvda 210 |
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| 14k in 3 months is a lot to you? |
| 🥭 is going for a three front war, I guess. \n\nOne in Mexico, one in Iran, one in Cuba. \n\nur calls r fukd. |
| hahagottemdeeznuts |
| Take a loan in their currency, then swap if for gold |
| Futes will be red. Real market will be green. |
| Doosan Skoda turbines is decent, I also own Phillip Morris people will always be addicted to nikotin and 3rd world doesnt care about health impact of regular cigarettes either |
| Futures up bigly |
| im into my health, so i make overnight cheerios |
| What problems specifically? |
| I love taters |
| What do you guys think about gamestop |
| futes open green -> “fake pump”\n\nfutes open red -> “circuit breaker inc”\n\nevery sunday lfggg |
| He’s gotta convince his base of justification always |
| 🥭's goons shot 2 civilians dead in fucking Minnesota. For fucking nothing. |
| Imagine being on Reddit with no dementia. Must be hell. |
| Because for many of them we're the largest and sometimes only customer. |
| Short rib tonight fellas |
| Good job fat ass |
| **\^Unemployed.** |
| Facts |
| I like their premade frozen stuff from the deli. Giant bulk dishes, take and bake in oven, good for a weeks worth of lunches. |
| I m selling a new investing course, you send in a urine sample and I tell you how to invest based on test results |
| Wanted to try getting jacked one time in my life. Call it a mid life crisis |
| It will start whenever is the most inconvenient for your positions. |
| Do NOT redeem the card sir.\n\nDO NOT REDEEM. |
| AA meetings |
| Don’t chase losses. That is the biggest mistake you can make. Think like you are starting with 15 K \n. |
| true. he'd be so happy. and it's probably going to happen. just some random person wrong place wrong time. |
| I fucking hate group chats. Like, this is totally unnecessary. |
| Since when does he need an excuse? Lol |
| Soon to be broke boy |
| Going to be waiting a while. |
| Calls on cat food. |
| no work tomorrowww |
| Calls on taco tuesday |
| You think we got some kinda problem with dick taters? Look at our buddies in Saudi or Turkey or wherever the fuck. Our own guy is a wannabe dick tater. Of course, he can't even manage that and is just a dick taster. |
| spy being range bound within a few percent for a couple months doesnt count?!?!?!? |
| Currency loses 10% in a year✅️ debt up by 2t in a year✅️ 10b out of the treasury going into the board of peace✅️ Country run by a pedo✅️ \n\nPuts on the us |
| When will 🥭 🌮 on his 🌎 tariff? Hopefully not before I can sell my TSLR puts again |
| Mmmhh .... 🍔 |
| Going ALL IN on calls tomorrow |
| You're dislexic. They said you have HIV |
| Something like using the baguette people's revolution/medieval form of punishment and entertainment as a way to deal with our modern problems |
| Futes futingggggg |
| BREAKING NEWS\n\nC17 are flying back ASAP.\n\n**IRAN** war is now **MEXICO WAR** 🤡 |
| Red |
| Bro, if those cartels harm Americans they gonna give 🥭 the ultimate excuse\n\nHope they not that stupid \n |
| yes but they are traded in Amsterdam not Prague exchange |
| LMAO, the US offering *free Healthcare* to a foreign nation and getting rejected\n\nWhat even is this timeline about ? |
| So pumped to moon on uncertainty because fuk ye this MURICA babeh |
| Market is treating software stocks like they’re going extinct. Claude came out with a security update that caused a selloff in cybersecurity stocks on Friday. The charts look like it’s gearing up for a lower low after just forming a lower high |
| HOOD leaps. |
| I am no longer a conservative/republican… I am now an independent. Thank you for your attention to this matter… |
| The hummus, the chilli, double chunk chocolate chip cookies. |
| why? what did I miss? |
| Almost certainly bc rocket ship |
| That is ignoring that most of their revenue (i assume) comes from the international market |
| that's fucked up but also not fucked up that they know if you lose power it's going to be for DAYS not hours. |
| This strawberry frosted donut said so |
| Lmao just a bit of light trolling. My real take is that we've never had a better chance to seize the means of production than leveraging artificial intelligence to secure our needs within our communities. Think automating urban farms to feed our communities using AI coupled with robotics and renewable energy, as one example. The future of self-sustainability and freedom from toil is right around the corner. Leftists almost unilaterally hating AI at a fundamental level doesn't make sense if they want to be free from being shackled by the struggle between labor and capital. But why think about doing the work required to actually embrace the future and create change when you can post "AI bad" and get a standing ovation |
| Get caught cheating ✅ lose twice to USA ✅ \n\nPuts on Canada |
| Neither |
| Be glad you're healthier and enjoy your tequila and being snowed in with the family! |
| In theory we could take the evening off and not look |
| Tequila and club aren’t that bad I know |
| Same thing as Putin |
| Gold to the moon |
| I just got a message that if I lose power I should prepare to be without it for three to five days. Times like this I wish I wasn’t such a cheap fuck and bought a generator 😭 |
| Lame |
| Futes!!! |
| Already plan on waking up at 530am for some treadmill and kettlebell workouts |
| You see District 9? We gonna be in those lil alien slum communities |
| You're married with 3 kids. What's the point of exercise |
| Everyone sitting on the edge of there seat for low volume nothing burger futes. |
| Greatest country on earth 🦅🇺🇸 |
| Yahoo is PM |
| Pokemon. Always pokemon. |
| 1. Cut everyone’s jobs due to A.I. (Now that automation is cheaper.)\n2. Fewer people contributing to taxes since there are more job losses.\n3. Companies that spend all their money on A.I. now depend on people to spend money on their products. (Even though people lost their jobs.)\n4. Companies are losing more money than ever since the economy is shit and now people can’t afford anything.\n5. The deficit goes higher than before since fewer people are spending money and less revenue is on taxes.\n\n🤔🤔🤔\n\nSo does that mean we tax corporations more now that there are fewer people with jobs? What about our deficit?\n\n🤡🤡🤡 |
| Tequila burns fat. Your doing the right thing |
| Where were you on Canadas 9/11 |
| Frozen cod and frozen stir fry vegetables. Easy healthy meal to cook |
| I mean...duh? Lol did people not expect this |
| FAX |
| Hi hi. 👋 |
| Putin has been president for 25 years, he's a dictator. Netanyahu has been president 25 years, he's not a dictator. Make it make sense. |
| Nobody has ever called you that |
| They went into the Guadalajara airport terminals |
| Imagine having dementia and people using AI to take advantage of you to start WW3. |
| Interesting! Thanks for the reply! And what would be the things to keep track of that signal some shift? Timing is everything, as you know. |
| Where's the snow I don't even see it. |
| What happened? Because I have puts expiring tomorrow. |
| Anyone have Nike Vomero? |
| https://x.com/Citrini7/status/2025668400396349476?s=20\n\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rbxfcg/comment/o6ulchh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button |
| Gen Z is like 30 by the way |
| The #1 perk if we get invaded by China and soldiers need to eat they won't take our food cuz they wouldn't want to eat it lmao |
| Trump said the second aircraft carrier would arrive near Iran in four weeks. \n\nTook about 4 days. \n\nSo no one can predict anything. Except whatever he says probably isn't going to be looked back upon as being true. |
| How long do u guys let your cereal soak before eating? |
| You’ll be glad you sold it |
| Do you have the make? |
| Man why didn’t I keep my puts |
| #They call me the HVI: High Value Individual LMAO🤌 |
| Mexico will now do a south africa |
| On my way to Puerta Vallarta. Can’t wait to get to the resort and relax. |
| The frozen orange chicken is fire. |
| More like the tard report. Every study has found minimal efficiency gains from AI. |
| The 25 million Snapchat+ subscribers is incredibly promising. Their total revenue is currently 86 % ad revenue and 14 % “other revenue” (incl. Snapchat+). \n\nThat “other revenue” is going to grow massively. |
| > Your own citizens are paying those tariffs anyway. \n\nKevin Hassett seething in the corner. |
| LOL good luck with that, CNB has enormous foreign currency reserves after 4 years of interventions |
| ####IMAGINE BEING FROM **USA** LMAO 🤌 |
| Futes are fake and gey unless theyre good then theyre real and het |
| RKLB back to 100 this year? yay or nay? |
| Get 🥭 dick out your mouth |
| I've heard they sell hot dogs |
| Hood or hims calls for may? |
| Welcome to reality. Let’s fix this shit and put it behind us, we got a country to heal. |
| Tequila is like a health drink. |
| Great voting decision regard |
| Stock markets under republican rule statistically perform worse than under dems. \n\nhttps://theconversation.com/the-us-stock-market-does-better-under-democrat-presidents-than-republicans-heres-what-the-data-shows-246652 |
| Little bro things are about to get real spicy there with the local cartel and the split factions of Mencho's group. Will be specially bad for foreigners if it's confirmed US soldiers had any action killing that fuck. Stay clear from that place. |
| What'd it say |
| *interior, investment banking office*\n\nbanker: run me through it one more time please\n\n$PINS exec: OK so refer to slide 4: notice the fat white woman at her computer. now observe as she's shown an image of someone else's home kitchen. she just can't resist clicking the pin, can she? \n\nbanker: and clicking that pin... makes you money?\n\n$PINS exec: heavens no. what? |
| > AI massively boosts productivity and profits.\n\nDoubt |
| Can someone recommend some underrated food from costco for me |
| If women knew the struggles we face… |
| Bro what are you talking |
| Bearhunter used to be entertaining now he’s washed up 🤌 |
| [Investing.com](http://Investing.com) has it dropping from mid-84 to mid-82 in the last few minutes |
| Growth tech going to fucking pump titties March-April |
| Calls on shovelling-related expletives |
| Pat yourself on the back and pick up your diet again tomorrow. You got this. |
| NANA'S BOY IS BACK! SNAPCHAT IS DEFINITELY GOING LOWER BEFORE MOONING!! |
| Blood red 🐻 |
| In light of today's events, the two Liga MX soccer games were canceled |
| solution is simple, just pay AI a wage so they can buy meaningless consumer products that they also dont need |
| Nah still here. 💪 |
| AI is like that crazy ex girlfriend you just can’t get rid of |
| Jalisco lookin like they need a predator strike or nine |
| Theres nothing better than pamplemousse sparkling water |
| This is what I get for trying to comment on this thread while I’m on my indoor bike trainer 😂 |
| Testicles 😂 |
| 4 years now to lock in and become an Olympic level curler so I can be dripped out in Ralph like ‘08 Kanye 🦅 |
| Bull market needs to start first. We are in ber market |
| Been dieting and exercising the past 4 months like crazy. Also not drinking. Wife just made me a tequila and soda since we’re snowed in with the3 kids. I’m upset with myself |
| in mexican culture it’s considered a significant honor if the cartel boss has relations with your wife |
| AI hasn't replaced all the jobs you think it has.\n\nWe are in a recession and everyone is lying. |
| I worked on a team with multiple Gen Z people in tech… |
| Get your head out of your ass |
| https://x.com/Citrini7/status/2025668400396349476?s=20 |
| #Imagine still being in the weekend thread LMAO🤌 |
| Its a tldr of a citrini report |
| Doesn't matter whether futures open green or red. Tomorrow we moon. Shrek Thursday. |
| if a person has something they think is important to say, they can fucking write it down. I'm not watching the video. |
| Even then you get a drop or two in when you stand up. I stand up then squeeze a lil and hold some toilet paper there, always some left that comes out. This is the way for dry pants. |
| move fast and break things, like democracy and employment. |
| Ok boomer |
| 30 inches of snow forecasted. \n\nMy move is to sit on my couch and drink some alcohol tomorrow |
| 🇨🇦Canucks are fuming. 🇲🇽Mexico is on fire. Great to be an American 🇺🇸 |
| I'm going to the gym. I'm really depressed and dont want to. |
| Are you blind? |
| She wants to get married, but I told her before we proceed it would need sign-off & approval from 10,000 members from Wall Street Bets and needs to go through a detailed 10-step process that could take weeks & possibly months\n\n*please push into years* 🤭🫢🤫 |
| Fuck off ai slop |
| Sir, this is a zoo |
| 54 mins until I can start watching lines again |
| Crash wen? |
| Some of you live and breathe the stock market and it shows… |
| I wish we had our own new world Schengen zone instead of having spent our time destabilizing every country we could |
| I’m long 35,000 shares because: \n1) earnings were neutral- there were both good and bad. \n2) had it not been for macro factors the stock would most definitely trade at $7 or higher. \n\nI would not be long if earnings were bad and if the current price mostly had to do with company specific reasons. |
| \n\n•AI massively boosts productivity and profits.\n\n\n•But AI replaces human workers faster than new jobs are created.\n\n\n•Fewer workers → less income → less consumer spending.\n\n\n•Since consumer spending drives the economy, demand starts collapsing.\n\n\n•Companies respond by using even more AI to cut costs.\n\n\n•That creates a negative spiral: more automation → fewer jobs → weaker demand.\n\n\n•GDP may look strong on paper (“ghost GDP”), but real household finances weaken.\n\n\n•Eventually, the imbalance triggers a broad economic crisis |
| Yeah , I mean I bout one thousand dollars worth of terra Luna and turned it into .01 cent. :,) |
| The fucks did Vizsla dirty 🙁 |
| How did u comment again? |
| I feel that way about disabled people. You can't make the effort to walk and now I gotta build you a ramp? |
| Same same |
| Blood in the streets from when it's raining traders from the windows. Not from just one red candle. |
| Sold majority of my AMZN calls so expect a 5% up day tomorrow. |
| That's why I buy the inverse leveraged 🌽 ETF |
| From WSB looks like my puts are fked, and that is how I got confidence that they will print! |
| The hell did he say? |
| Red or green on the casino when it opens ? |
| Most of the people at my job are gen z, they work pretty hard tbh |
| PINS |
| Theta until NVDA beats earnings and then the bull market continues |
| yeah |
| Confirmed sideways movement through the year 2027 for each of these. |
| NVDA $210 call Feb 27 market open tomorrow. The plan is simple. Inverse casino |
| Bye bye |
| I guess we can expect a lot more. Son of Anton shall live. |
| https://x.com/Citrini7/status/2025668400396349476?s=20 |
| If we get SPY 700 off tariff repeal, he may never recover emotionally |
| aroused |
| It didn’t??? |
| Investing in debt 🤣 |
| Futures open in an hour. What’s WSB sentiment? |
| 230 |
| Calls on SNOW ❄️ |
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| And I can cash in my options and buy a purple Cadillac win=win=win |
| "investing" in 🌽 |
| That's what we are gunning for here! |
| Why did silver drop so much at the end of day Friday? Contract change? |
| Win win if they walk away let paramount ruin themselves in 4-5 years then NFLX pick it up cheap |
| They got me boys. GG. |
| Hate your job? I’ve got a secret trick:\n\nHave your in-laws over for a long weekend. \n\nI’ve never been more excited for monday. |
| As a republican, I miss sleepy joes stock market… this sucks. |
| Oh damn did bro catch a ban? |
| Steve Witkoff has declared, "Iran could be close to enriching uranium for bomb making material." The overlords have been saying this shit at least since the first time I heard it in 2000. Anyway, I wish they would just do something or shut up about it. They don't need to convince us of anything, they just do what they want anyway. |
| Do Gen z work. I don't know anyone under the age of 25 who has a job |
| Call me mcsuckin |
| 😂 you took me serious huh 😮💨😂😂😂😂😂 |
| tard take |
| For eight years it would stay above $7 until two weeks ago. It’s crazy to see it head straight to $4.6 like that. Morgan Stanley just lowered their price target from $9.5 to $6.5 a few hours ago. Not that I pay much attention to price targets, but unless there’s a sudden catalyst I don’t think it will get back to $7 before next earnings. I do think it will get to $6 before next earnings though. \n\nI’m long 35,000 shares. |
| They started manufacturing those cars in Venezuela! |
| Damn should have full port’ed metals before Friday close.. feels bad man 😔 |
| That report from Citrini today is drumming up all the finX engagement. |
| And then Bezos will finally buy back in after selling $20B to regards at ATHs. |
| Ur fuckkkkedd |
| Be careful bro our reddit overlords will ban you for saying shit like that these days |
| Funny wild card |
| And the stock can go back to 135 or 150 |
| They've been ripping us off left and right. You know i settled 8 wars, soon 9, i thought the first ones were going to be the hardest, but we will see in 2 weeks. \nRestaurants, Bars are opening up all over DC. They came from prisons, from mental institutions. We have a tremendous relationship with the new venezuelan government. Sir we have found an additional 50 bn dollars in revenue, sir what is it - i said to 'em its from the tariffs. \nThey are owned by the insurance companies, we want to give the people the money and they pay for their own insurance it's genius! \nDrug prices are coming down by 700% 900%. \nA very respected business man he takes the fat pill i call it, he was in london the other day. \nWe have a thing called the discombobulator! |
| Bulls shall die come morrow |
| Yeah, like Donald “John” Trump \n\nJohn = sex criminal |
| not true at all huge interventions started in 2013 https://ideas.repec.org/p/sek/iefpro/6910191.html |
| I’m not paying you to talk about how much you enjoy this, get back to suckin |
| Some people’s farts are just that bad. |
| Calm down there Charlie Kirk |
| Gonads 😂 |
| What's up with all the unemployed people hating on AI? If they're not gonna work then companies need AI to do the work instead, it's common sense |
| Three hunna |
| Literally read this while sitting down and pissing. Gonna enjoy my dry underwear. |
| One more hour 🤑 |
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| Imagine if he retreats from Iran and start bombing Mexico |
| Imagine not being a part of this community. This is peak male behavior |
| 1 hour til we get to argue what fake numbers mean |
| Mexico ain’t the world Johnny |
| Yeah, then they could just buy paramount and get WSB anyway. |
| riots erupt across phoenix arizona today, as walgreens cashiers take to the streets in protest of their CEO being arrested |
| Don't know if you can un-detonate ordinance 😬 |
| He’s saying it to compare him to an old Iraq leader \n\nIt’s called dog whistling \n |
| Why wouldn’t Netflix walk away from WB merger? They get $2billion, Don’t have to deal with orange monkey throwing doodoo at them and Paramount basically goes bankrupt from debt in 2-5years |
| You got incall money??? 🤑💰 Congrats and fuck you. |
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| Welcome to Costco. I love you. Welcome to Costco. I love you... |
| So much for Canadians having a cheap vacation destination. |
| Thanks grok |
| it's moving in. NJ the snow is starting to stick and I'm about 15 miles from the city. they said blizzard snow by 7pm |
| "If we count the number of athletes who received at least one medal, the U.S., Canada and Switzerland do very well."\n\nJust the saddest cope. Oh the US didn't win, boo effing hoo. |
| lofi hip hop radio 📚 beats to relax/study/commit treason to |
| Perfect time to enter. When’s it’s fucking insanely high |
| mostly troop movement and cynicism, no evidence obviously, not invited to signal channels any more.\n\nIran's internal instability could be somewhat overrated, judging by soc media tryhards selling it as such to the naive. I listen to what people who lied to me before are saying now. |
| He’s gonna do great at that speech cuz he reads paragraphs very great, some say the best paragraph reader |
| Why do you call Barack Obama Barack Hussein? I understand that that’s his middle name, but do you call everyone with 3 names? |
| Fuck Soros, he almost defaulted my country in 1992 so hard that one night the parliament literally stole money from citiens bank accounts to save the currency value and now he just funds pro-EU parties and politicians like nothing happened. |
| Why do the cartels hate Costco wtf |
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| #all the time |
| Akimbo switches |
| 5 |
| #stawk and cawk m8 ✊ |
| Section 102 doesn’t allow country discrimination so I welcome the court case. |
| "MIGA!"\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/mg0ajxsgb4lg1.png?width=543&format=png&auto=webp&s=456fa13257403b2bb7663cfef8648498281f7cb4\n\n |
| Don’t they have a ton of debt? |
| The Czech Republic has the same population as LA County. Czech food is some of the worst cuisine on Earth. How many Czech restaurants have you seen outside of Czech? Ive found one, in Chicago. On the other hand, Czech beer is the most glorious beverage on Earth. Its cheaper than water, and you can drink it all day. Czechs have the highest alcohol consumption per capita, so maybe thats why they think their food taste better than it actually does. I just eat KFC tenders when I visit yearly. |
| The Americans will replace another government with a terrorist leadership. Always have been. |
| Maybe that’s one of your skills they were referring to. Retarded, autistic and illiterate.. \n\n\nhybrid athlete ✅ |
| 🥭 so mad at the NFLX board lady. lol |
| arent you supposed to buy when there is blood in the streets or something? or is it buy when there is cum in the sheets, i honestly dont remember. |
| When you put it in her butt and she says “is it in yet?” |
| put some ice cubes out there to lower the air temperature |
| No but it’s a hell of a 🅱️rug |
| Dolla |
| State of the Union Address\n\nJoe Biden and Barrack Hussein Obama were the worst. I am the best. We are the hottest country. 18T in trade deals. Supreme Court is retarded. Dow 50k. Melania Oscars sweep. Ted Cruz’s wife not great looking. I settled 9.25 wars. Tariffs are great. \n |
| #O block puttin in work ✊ |
| Donnie what you gonna do. I think Su would stay with you. For a while maybe longer for the news |
| AUTISM\n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nq10MRKxvI&pp=ygUTYXV0aXNtIGhhcnJ5IHBvdHRlcg%3D%3D |
| Coca Cola 🥤 |
| i want sleepy joe back |
| I bought one 692 call Friday morning that expires tomorrow. Am I rich? |
| Hopefully not at $260 |
| Use cocaine instead |
| Always followed by a line up. The market will be fine |
| EDC is going on rn |
| Use the ole Hawk Tuah Bidet |
| Markets are ignoring him already. He’s a lame duck president. He’s lost his tariff powers. In 150 days they go to zero. Markets aren’t going to wait to price that in |
| Can i just hold the gold and silver miner etfs? |
| But Dow is 50,000 🤓 |
| Bombs. Unlimited bombs. But no bombs. |
| Calls it is |
| #🅱️utes 🅱️lud 🅱️reen |
| *spoiler alert* your employer will find a way to not raise you next year too 😉 |
| What everyone was all bullish Friday and Saturday bunch of flip floppers |
| Connect is the big one. Their telephony thing. |
| You guys think mango is going to allow Americans to be besieged in Mexican port towns without making things 10x worse? |
| 🥭coin is here to save us at least |
| Makes sense actually |
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| I’m scared. My entire net worth is in AMZN |
| Ask Mamdani he should take care of you |
| Hindsight bias. What if the world had entirely collapsed |
| That's why you always order them ahead of time, so they get stuck at your place, but you only pay for one hour. |
| Yes |
| US sending King Von and Chief Keef in right now in a hellcat. |
| Blood red Monday followed by Taco Tuesday 🌮 |
| China told all their banks to reduce us treasuries before Chinese new year, once they get back to their desks they are going to blow up the US Treasury markets, and 🍊 made that a totally defensible fiduciary option not economic warfare.\n\nUSD/Gold [NaN] just like the Iranian Rial/USD |
| Thanks for your reply. Your thesis is interesting, but why do you think it will go this way? How can a conflict last from Mar to June given Iran’s internal instability as well?\n\nBasically just asking for some evidence! |
| I’ve never been being from the UK, but yes going to a violent part of a violent country on holiday seems like poor judgement at best …! |
| Uh.... the soda, right? |
| Absolutely |
| how many times am I supposed to inverse myself before it's correct? |
| https://preview.redd.it/amwrqo8ua4lg1.png?width=430&format=png&auto=webp&s=64c95f84f4939ee8868c3f7609dca8c468a7d3a1\n\n |
| Damnit Kyle |
| Youtube got me into my bro |
| Surge pricing 🤌 |
| Put to Call ratio looks cracked |
| This is the only TA I’ve seen that is probably real |
| Does cocaine make you a better trader? Let’s find out |
| Not quite, there's less money floating around so people spend less overall. It's the stripper recession index |
| The more 🌽 dies, better for America \n\nIt is the epitome of corruption and grift \n |
| Ahh I thought it was just happening to me. The escort I hired hated it |
| Hawk Tuah that ass |
| From what I understand the DOJ is dependent on it, so yes. |
| Yeah what did I miss here? He had a little tantrum, who cares. |
| Yeah |
| LEARN TO PLEASURE A MAN PP |
| Everyone so bearish here, Futes will be green fosho |
| Lmao |
| 🙌 |
| #trying to order escorts in a snow storm is hard man dame |
| It’ll always be 50/50 |
| lmao, we'll call you hybrid literate. it was a play on "hybrid" as a work structure (fully in-office vs hybrid vs remote). remote athlete would basically be someone who watches athletics at home |
| You may not believe in 0.00% but 0.00% believes in you 🫵🦅 |
| ha ha exactly! |
| You have to be better than the other dudes trying to do it and asking “best way to grow small accounts” is an indicator that you aren’t - focus on other things that you are good at in life and move on |
| AUTISM |
| No they won’t… have you been asleep for a year or is this sarcasm 😧 |
| Orange bruh doesn't know whether he shat his pants today and you're paying attention to this? |
| Those affected should lawsuit for damages |
| I’m dying at this😂 |
| Lol, the most archaic banks are those in US, just a few years ago, no contactless payments, using cheques, no instant bank payment across the continent, idiotic overdraft protection scam, outdated internetbanking, banks in US are like in Wild west compared to Europe |
| Oh no guys a Mexican cartel leader was killed. I guess we should sell everything. |
| I just want CDMX to be safe enough for a gringo to move to. |
| Believe it or not calls |
| This was what the White House said Friday (before 15%)\n\nWhite House officials have clarified that countries with trade agreements with the United States, including India, will see tariff rates lowered to 10% under the latest proclamation signed by US President Donald Trump, according to a CNBC report. |
| Looks like either you pop ai or ai pops you |
| The world is burning, literally. Blood red tomorrow |
| Calls on cocaine |
| #help. I gambled my rent money I don’t have that nyc will have over 16 inches of snow. All I see is fooken rain I m so fooked if we don’t get 16 inches of snow by 3:00 am |
| They done be burning down the Costco in Puerto Vallarta 😭 |
| No annual raise cause I got promoted recently 😞. I was looking forward to my 3% |
| Press up on the gootch |
| Easy, “I’m only here for bjs” for every question |
| Cartels leave the silver miners alone please thanks |
| The only way to prevent regarded behavior from happening in the future is to shame the retarded people \n\nThat’s why when 🌽 dumps we need to make fun of them\n |
| Bros projecting |
| You have to squeeze your balls to make it all come out |
| OMG the Mexican drug cartels are burning Costcos trying to destroy my COST calls, bomb them Donnie! |
| Also I’m a canapoor myself and I’ve never understood our infatuation with the place. Personally, I find it incredibly overrated. |
| I mean I go all the time with no issue but I think of it like 2010 Chicago, with areas you absolutely can’t go lol |
| Isn't EDC Mexico being held there right now? I'm just imagining cartel in rave gear |
| I’ll invest in a Korean bbq dinner. Other than that hell no. |
| No one cares about your blizzard |
| Dingalinga Ding DONG |
| She probably wouldn't mind being a participant... |
| Cuz el dorado is in Mexico? |
| Dutch style chocolate milk is fucking ambrosia |
| Delete the app |
| You could write a book about how to lose all your money. |
| Why is there always a drop or two off piss left? |
| Username checks out |
| Ugh can’t wait for my gf to leave home so I can jerk off |
| Czech porn is booming. Calls! |
| PSA:\n\n\nThere is nowhere in Mexico that is "safe" from cartels. I'm seeing posts from FB friends who are in areas where they're told "it's normally the safest area", yet the streets are being bombed and the resorts are locked down. \n\n\nMexico = cartelville. Enter at your own peril. |
| **Breaking News**\n\nTELEPROMPTER STATE OF THE UNION TRANSCRIPTS FOR TUESDAY:\n\n“Ladies and Gentlemen of Congress, I come to you today, by the way I didn’t have to come at all, I was thinking I didn’t actually need to but I decided why the hell not, I guess I will, the state of our union, and it’s a hell of a state, I tell you Biden couldn’t get a state this good, he was a very sad, sad guy, worst president in history, which the election I won by the way, biggest landslide ever, most votes of all time, highest approval ratings in history, yes maybe even higher than some others, is, by the way look at those empty democrats seats, you know they hate me, so much, and it’s just unimaginable, the country is the hottest it’s ever been, hotter than that girl on the island that time…” |
| He hit them with the nana nana booboo |
| DAMMIT JIANYANG!!! |
| YES |
| First the Oreo Factory in Ukraine gets bombed\n\nNow the Mexican Costco is up in flames\n\nIs nothing sacred anymore? |
| Playing it on their phones while living in the park I figure. It's the Tent Works Lifestyle Change: its like going camping forever!!! Bonus points if you camp out behind the Wendy's.. Its a work/life balance thing. Low commute is always good, but WFH is not an option when your work is cheap BJ's... Respect the dumpster. |
| Stop sucking cawk |
| I’ve been trading for 12 years. Finally locking in and aiming to go full time in the next year. Best way to grow small accounts? Only answer if you have a Mandingo.. pause 🙂↕️🗿 |
| It's amazing that anyone buys anything considering we're a tweet away from a black swan event at given moment. |
| small caps need to rocket |
| I suck at trading, I’m going to give alcoholism a try. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Cancelled |
| Trying to understand what you just wrote but I now believe I’m illiterate |
| Borden Dutch Chocolate Milk is so fire |
| just tell her its in the shop |
| Idk, just picked on them in particular. They like to booze it up there for whatever fucking reason.\n\nI’d rather spend the money those regards throw on a resort on a trip to Europe personally, but wtf does a regard like myself who hasn’t shet my pants due to drinking the tap water know? |
| If paramount gets warner bros it'll be dead and get nothing considering paramount doesn't have good ui especially i dont understand why they keep rethinking their choice of saying no to paramount they know the consequences whereas Netflix would be a success for them |
| **Urgent: Immediate payment needed.**\n\nugh why you so obsessed w/ me 😉 |
| let them cook, damn |
| Corn couldn't afford rent, too worthless |
| On everything but spy. |
| So Scam Altman is saying that it takes like 20 years of life and all of the food you eat during that time before you get smart, but then how do he train his MLM then?\n\nWas a bot or a human? \n\n🤔🤔🤔 |
| 🌽 lives rent free in your head |
| shut up |
| gonna go out on a limb here.\n\nInitial conflict start sometime between today and 19 mar, probably with massive airstrikes, will escalate biggly by about june when it comes to light Iran somehow procured area denial anti-carrier supersonics from either china or russia and some big piece of hardware gets sunk or damaged so badly it requires dock repairs.\n\nafter than boots on the ground and iraq/afganistan all over |
| If you can reduce a $10 to 4 payments over 4 months then logic dictates that you should. It's literally just applying the CC reasoning but with better terms.\n\n\nEither you think that people should buy on credit — and then logic dictates that you should have as many interest- and fee-less months as possible — or you think that people shouldn't buy on credit, which renders CCs useless. There's no reason to believe that CCs where you pay off your purchases every month is somehow better than using Klarna where you pay off the same purchase over 3-4 months. |
| Why do you think so many people look the other way when something wrong is going on. Im not getting paid enough to deal with that crap. |
| Literally nothing |
| Flood the zone |
| 2x etf is the move |
| nobody buyin |
| Hayley Williams 🤌 |
| Why just Canadian tourists |
| Congress too |
| You got mixed up. You mean QQQ. |
| Sbit calls |
| 🥭 gonna bomb Iran at the height of the blizzard for maximum distraction. |
| Say goodbye to 🌽 |
| Investing money to lose money is the wsb way. |
| I think you're more of a remote athlete. Your best contributions come from video calling into athletics from afar |
| Its probably because most people have realised most of bitcoins wealth is tied up by normal people not him considering hes dead and even if he isnt he doesnt have access to any of that money |
| Shrek dongers all day |
| She is what red heads think they look like |
| I hear that he plays with the idea of canceling midterm |
| Thousands of pedobears watch with masturbated breath... |
| How much cash are you rolling with? |
| Scrotum 😂 |
| As always \n\nCalls! |
| On gold. Never let a good crisis go to waste |
| Assuming there is inflation. Czech inflation has been sitting pretty stable at around 2% for the past two years, so I wouldn't bet on that either. |
| Puts |
| So we are definitely going to open up bigly green huh? |
| and always for the same money you started with since they cant find it in the budget to give you more even though 3 people are no longer there. |
| 🥭 ignoring Supreme Court\n\nNext level shit \n |
| But not nearly exclusively 1:1 agreed?\n\nYour arguing semantics at this point. You know what point I'm making. Your being obtuse intentionally. Please don't do that. It doesn't make for friendly conversation. |
| My farts are going to stink next weekend from eating too much Steak from these gains incoming 😮💨😂 |
| Def calls |
| We open at 700 tmrw |
| The problem with LETFs is that it’s 3x leveraged up and 4x leveraged down. So when you finally hit chop the downswings will be outsized. Koru can’t stay vertical forever |
| Dope boyz in shambles |
| Only accepting 100k+ folks sir |
| it is 1:10 AM in Tehran right now, a bombing will happen in the afternoon for us |
| listening to paramore raises your test by 30% |
| Based on what? |
| Leverage looks like a risky bet at this point. Everything could get rather choppy going forward. |
| Calls |
| If 🥭 gets involved in Mexico what would that mean for the market? |
| Canadian tourists in Mexico are fueked lol |
| Drug availability and prices and spring break travel. |
| He did have chemical/biological weapons |
| futes aren't futing |
| The real conspiracy we should be talking about |
| Another shooting at mangos house? Whos setting up all the wanted posters lmao |
| Fuck I’ve watched this show yearly since it came out as a sort of comfort binge and every year it got weirdly more relatable\n\nUp until last year when reality started to diverge and become more unbelievable |
| Calls |
| I had 500 dollars, but I bought a spy call last week... |
| Those two things are *highly* correlated |
| **NYT** 4:36pm EST\n#\n> 🥭 OPEN TO DEPOSING AYATOLLAH BY FORCE IF IRAN STUBBORN |
| So.... Calls? |
| Obviously. It will outperform everything.\n\nBut if the ai bubble pops it will collapse 90%. |
| GLD IAU |
| Isn’t that just an American Costco? |
| 1D 🌽 chart lookin like a drippy peepee |
| Ill take things that never happened for $500, Alex |
| More volatility incoming this week. Swings both ways 🥶 |
| I wanna build a place off grid that’s only got a fiber connection. Im kinda tired of the whole thing. |
| Still having to use lidocaine for every meal |
| 💩💩💩💩 |
| Boring |
| Training these models, but what about the resources it takes, such as electricity and water? Doesn’t it consume more and harm the environment more than what humans do? |
| Wonder if bin laden loaded up on puts the day before. |
| Power vacuum |
| True but I don’t think anyone has done it to this extent or this blatantly. |
| Great reference. |
| nope |
| I could teach you how to be funny if you just buy my course |
| I asked gemini, it says you are very wrong 🙂 |
| Okay but how can I make money off of this |
| Cool |
| In all seriousness, why 10gs? I just take 5g in the mornings. |
| When I said that there is no way that the US would attack Iraq, a week later we attacked Iraq.\n\nWhen I said that there is no way that Russia would attack Ukraine, a week later they attacked Ukraine.\n\nI am now saying that there is no way that we are going to attack Iran. |
| WHOS GONNA STOP HIM? YOU??? |
| Does this affect anything tho |
| RIP Mexican Costco |
| Just buy shorts on the top companies in the country especially financial sector. |
| Someone ask Ja rule what this means for my ACHR calls |
| If they are smart they will branch out into gender affirming care and HRT |
| that only works in a government granted monopoly. in this case, competitors do actually exist, so the market will only tolerate so much of this |
| I am reconsidering my "shit-show" prediction.\n\nThe Bitstien Coin isn't dumping like I would like it. |
| The money is safely tucked away in fewer wallets. Any distribution would just be used as an excuse to further raise prices.\n\ne: I agree with you though. I could see a handful of companies doing it purely as a marketing ploy |
| Those are rookie numbers |
| Onna Sunday too? Been there bro it's the worst |
| cartel leader killed in mexico |
| How else are his friends going to make money if we dont lose it.? |
| Just quit |
| probably more ball stomps by msft dom, although it’s not turning me on anymore |
| Until you try to transfer your money and it takes a fucking week |
| I'm a Senior Manager running Finance all by myself at a SaaS startup (1)\n\nA few years ago it was a CFO, me, my Director, and talk of me getting an analyst (4)\n\nThat's why there are not as many jobs. They just keep consolidating the teams and all the work is taken on by fewer people |
| SLV CASINO OPENS SOON |
| Can attest. One right here |
| This is the way |
| Don’t worry it’s not Kramer saying the Czech Republic is a good investment. |
| 🔺️👁🔺️ |
| A synthetic cdo. Don’t bet on Selena Gomez. |
| Does that 1 billion users include all the bots and spammers? |
| TONIGHT! |
| Fuck |
| Time for glorias |
| Working til 10 sucks massive swaying blue whale balls |
| In today's corporate America, you're either a grunt or being paid. There's no in between |
| So send in the drones, there's got to be drones. Well maybe next year.. No shortage of clowns these days. |
| Can't spell Monday without calls |
| Glad your throat infection cleared up, now you can get back to work behind the dumpster |
| Hope she is an environmentalist |
| Gold will be green |
| Don’t call me surely, and no we won’t |
| When is next tariff raise? Is it still 15% |
| Cancun in July man, fuck lmao. I always go in the winter or spring. |
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| Bitbears getting the snickers |
| True for all social media sadly |
| Pretty sure big alcohol and cigarette companies got 🥭 elected to stress everyone tf out constantly |
| How to explain my wife we have to sell our car? |
| I referred to intellect. Not wealth. |
| think about it, calls. |
| They do, but i clean mine for me. Hims calls |
| Cause it's easier to just sit there and take it. |
| Better cash gang than blowing it all on bad options |
| Moves are to lose more money |
| Probably gonna watch the invasion of Iran tomorrow while trapped in my apartment by a blizzard. |
| I like that call. Energy stock all together really. |
| No, mago needs nap first. |
| Yeah basically makes it unusable |
| Buy high, sell low and then short lower. this is the way |
| "EU won't pay tariffs..."\n\nNot sure if I'm missing the joke or if I'm suddenly embarassed to be here... |
| surely, SURELY we won't end green on monday |
| Mexico first |
| fellas, is it gay to invest? \n\ndepending on another man’s success to make money? kinda sus |
| Inverse ai |
| Depending how it goes, I see big volatility in the price of oil if we bomb Iran.. Major downward pressure.. So calls on small oil. |
| Throat infection finally clearing\n\nAble to eat solid foods again\n\nCalls on SPY is the move |
| Is my cancun vacation for July ruined now? Should I cancel it? I dont wanna lose my 14k |
| How much are we winning today ? |
| A really useless limit. |
| ARE WE BOMBING IRAN TONIGHT? |
| Seadance release might be the most significant bull case for data centers. The power AI has for entertainment--custom video games, series, movies using compute in itself would make it worth it. How much $$ has been spent on CGI/Lighting/editing/actors/voice/set design and construction for movies and shows?\n\nNetflix needs to find some way to adopt this or they will be blockbuster in a few years |
| lol you’d be salty too. |
| Sooo many china bots here and not enough of USA bots here. |
| Shart of the deal |
| I used Gemini to help me solve a complex electrical systems design question, to which it did an excellent job. Then, in a separate thread, it proceeded to tell me that RKLB, OKLO, and ASTS all rose 5%-7% on Friday, when they all fell that amount.\n\n\nWtf, Gemini (and all LLMs). So much potential, yet so blatantly fucking wrong sometimes. |
| Genius. Grass fed lube. |
| They did, Jan 6, 2021. |
| Slim. Taiwan would probably self destruct if China invades removes their incentive |
| By borrowing shares from a lender and selling them with the intent to buy them back at a presumed lower price point. The secret ingredient is fraud, via coordinated shorting efforts by institutions with a ton of capital to throw around. |
| Spy 600 this week |
| Sell my spy puts for bigly 🅱️rofit at open then go all in on NAVN calls |
| Yeah..they really need to be probed to the fullest |
| China just sat there silently and won. Art of War while art of deal sucks |
| I use butter for rubbing one |
| Oh yeah |
| It’s the new CrossFit. Nothing worse. |
| Every tiktok millionaire: I can teach you to become a millionaire, just buy my course |
| Was Mench’o a Mexican Jew? |
| Next week after market closes. |
| 2% chance on Polymarket |
| We're still on season 7 |
| Yep |
| Yes |
| Purple believe it or not |
| Zero. They're not ready yet. |
| 15% is as high as he can go so no… |
| Iran strike when? |
| Futes gonna be green or red? |
| Please explain why. |
| Your face has a 69% chance of red open tomorrow |
| gamblers gambling on the gambling results of other gamblers |
| I hated NBIS at $85 but $97 looks tasty. |
| Lol. |
| everything is priced in stop thinking about iran or nvidia earnings |
| I'm not comparing globally. that's a whole other study and discussion with so many fucking variables it's really not even worth having on a WSB level, honestly not even sure why you brought it up.. this is strictly American prices which makes sense and much easier to track given my comment. |
| What’s wrong with being a hybrid athlete? I do freestyle dynamic calisthenics. It’s way more fun than just lifting weights. |
| I got out of the hood by trading im not a YouTuber tho |
| Look at IBRX |
| BRO? a t-bone by me is $12/lb , what kind of fucking dinosaur did you buy ? |
| Why are Canadian hockey players so gay and salty |
| Polymarket has 69% chance of red open tomorrow. |
| Two things are sancrsanct: \n\n1)if everyone is bearish, the market will go up\n\n2)if everyone is bullish, the market will go up\n\nTldr: your positions dont matter |
| Imagine fucking up Game of Thrones so bad |
| We’re gonna have to nuke Mexico before Iran |
| They got into the hood by trading |
| Czech out 2013 - CZK was devaluated by monetary FX intervention. Czech National Bank kept the regime with lower bound on CZK/EUR till 2017. 4 years of active monetary interventions resulting to accumulation of billions of euros and dollars in reserves is not exactly a “theoretical tool that is never used.” |
| No one's ever proved bers didn't do 9/11 |
| ThEyRe NaWt EvEn ProFfittlTaBul\n\nSIT DOWN WITH YOUR $MSFT SHARES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO GET RICH |
| Will Dow hit 50k this week? |
| My moves praying for a upswing or I’m losing all my money |
| Must be nice, see you at the Golden Corral next to GameStop |
| Lost hockey as well |
| Nonstop is not too bad |
| Cashgang keeping powder dry in case a high end leather backed cuck chair is on a special offer |
| Azure? |
| Bros on YouTube got out of the hood by trading lmao |
| Except wasn’t it supposed to pay for the tax cuts in the BBB? |
| I'd rather we give them our south...it'd solve a lot of issues here. |
| lit my city on fire cuz my boss who pays me in tortillas got arrested |
| You are in luck. Wendys recently opened its first store here |
| I wish I was a Jewish. Then I wouldn't be allowed to hate myself |
| no |
| Paris, TX. |
| Weekend nasdaq is red. |
| All it takes is for each oligarch to pay a small loan of a billion dollars. |
| I was called a hybrid athlete by someone and I’ve never been so disgusted |
| Warsh your mouth out! |
| I agree that there is massive upside here but I also felt the same way 6 months ago at 7 dollars and look at it now 😕 |
| But I thought the bombs dropped before decimated their nuclear programme? |
| I paid 50 bucks for a freaking t-bone man. Food prices are beyond ridiculous. |
| you’ve come to the right place. |
| Kony holy shit that brings me back |
| Sounds far |
| Regard |
| Paris, Ontario? |
| Huh now that I think about it i did make it all back but by working and saving and not chasing options lol |
| 1000% tarriff on my balls |
| Staying hopeful that the US Hockey team W will turn this around. |
| ...Is it tho? |
| #All I want is to get rich without any effort, talent or patience by simply pushing a few buttons on an app. Is it too much to ask for? LMAO🤌 |
| NVDA earnings Wednesday, RKLB earnings Thursday. \n\n\nPeople be saying they're huge Jesus fans, but noone can even name 3 songs he did. |
| lane assist makes it so much easier to piss in a bottle |
| Too Damn Bad |
| That is SPY vs my portfolio |
| Stay thirsty my friends |
| Puts on CRWD and PANW |
| I think I’m now getting scammed since Mencho fucking died |
| Thats what happens when your entire economy is handing out cash to 7's on the street |
| 🌽📉 |
| Yeah is this Nana’s grandson? |
| The least cashgang should do is hold it in EUR instead of USD. |
| Make it 25% the day after |
| Odds on China taking Taiwan while America is playing toy soldiers in the gulf? |
| 10g is actually the GOAT dose for a whole load of reasons.\nRoute of administration is all you bro |
| 😢 |
| The vendor lock-in was always the endgame. The people who fell for the convenience are now hostages |
| Resorts by Macau. Max out that China deal |
| Your drugs were cut that much? |
| We'll always have Paris. |
| EWY will outperform SPY, QQQ, IWM come year end |
| Mexico is the largest producer of silver in the world. Just fyi lol |
| Not like this. |
| So like $3,5/kg now?? Regardedly "cheap" if so, average price in Nordics is like $8/kg... -_- |
| JFC I hate working out. But I guess that's the whole point. |
| Leave her the fuck alone! She knows what she’s doing, or you better hope so. |
| Dominican Republic is nice |
| If you are feeling down today, remember there are people buying puts on GLD. |
| Do you know sum we don’t? |
| Calls on avocados |
| Ecuador. The food and women are god tier |
| The penguins from Antarctica 🇦🇶 , it’s summer over there rn |
| I m cash gang and not proud of it |
| Weekend Dow below 50000 |
| U can do that? |
| Talks going well |
| They still arnt profitable. Try silver and oil instead. |
| https://preview.redd.it/91vap60y44lg1.jpeg?width=1156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e2470697397fd8003a3cd8164a24b8bf2a3ea9c |
| SPY puts is what I’m doing for Monday. Fuck it. Calls the rest of week though |
| 20 NVDA puts expiring. Depending on how things move, I'll sell more calls or puts. |
| Gottem |
| It’s gone down somehow |
| He'll be deported to Elba. |
| Oh wait I thought Mexico didn’t have a cartel problem? And that everything was under control there? |
| What a dumbass move. (Do it again) |
| Thanks, 🥭. |
| To be fair it was a rounding error to start with. Maybe they need to add a few more decimal places and zoom in a bit. |
| Canadians lost florida, cuba and now mexico. Where we supposed to go when its cold? |
| 20% global tariff announced tomorrow? |
| Trump getting neutered by the Supreme Court on tariffs is bullish long term IMO. Short term maybe we see some sideways action. |
| I use it for sentiment. Helps to know public’s peak fear and greed |
| World War M |
| REMEMBER, UNTIL NVDA REPORTS, EVERYTHING IS FAKE! |
| How much has your bench press improved? |
| You can guesstimate how good the person is at seggs by looking at how they eat their ice cream 🍦 |
| Need gap up so that means we're gapping down, sorry fellow bols |
| The ballsack |
| short the currency |
| Right at top |
| eggs haven't doubled ? beef at it's high hasn't doubled. vegetables haven't doubled. shrimp has stayed the exact same price. sounds like you're fucking wrong my son. |
| Thats what all politicians do |
| It's better to miss out than be wiped out. |
| El Mencho was a HIMS bull. RIP |
| They do? |
| Easy. Just print the P money, and no E money. |
| In the 2080s, go to a nursing home, and mention the word 'tariffs' to trigger PTSD 💀 |
| Big things are happening |
| Lol I'd rather not see hyperinflation but the debt is unsustainable at this point. Interest payments in 2025 went over 1 trillion dollars.\n\nThe money supply needs to contract otherwise the interest payments alone will become the majority of the budget |
| Jackass |
| Men come with a natural mudflap to contain the butthole odour |
| It has been tough since they closed the island. |
| Keep the butt clean\n\nkirei |
| Lmao Mr Iran pulling a page out of 🥭 playbook saying talks going well to prevent his country from becoming a crater |
| Just snorted 10g creatine |
| Take an online enrollment instead of onsite enrollment I suppose? 😂 |
| Really? Why? |
| Yep |
| I thought we were passed this by now |
| I’m paying 3.29. |
| Waiting for Olympics closing ceremony. Just like Russia with Ukraine. |
| After 10% and 20% up , I’ll go full port on spy puts |
| New Ariana or Old Ariana? Holding out for the latter |
| Since this is wsb, there is no winning here. |
| Probably snowed in for the 33rd time this year so F off |
| fkn LOL msft forward PE < 25. |
| Thanks bro |
| 🥭 Seeing the Mencho reaction and be like, would you do that for me |
| Ew |
| almost 100% inflation ? |
| IBRX |
| Wuts happening there now? |
| Who thought bombs were flying this weekend? |
| Sure It does not make sense for a 10€ purchase, last time I used it in a 800€ purchase |
| Retard |
| I have no idea but I entered lots of stop limit orders today to try and prevent the worst from happening to me. I fear that he found the USSC ruling on Friday such a slight that he will be out to prove he is a tough guy. |
| Pemex |
| Metals like Gold and Silver are showing signs of life again. Time to get back? why or why not? |
| How u do dat? |
| Calls on Mexican gasoline’s |
| Buy calls. |
| I dont like those odds. |
| One of my favorite Dr Rick commercials is when he sees these two dudes looking at guys working on a jobsite and he’s like “what are you guys doing?” and one of them goes “we think it’s a drainage issue” and Dr Rick goes “no, I know what they’re working on, what are you guys doing?” haha so true dudes be looking at guys working and pretending they are helping out and shit |
| Can you guys be more specific with your comments? This is where I come for my news. Don't make me go elsewhere. |
| Insider or regard |
| was my first try asap but system does not allow it 🙁 |
| Not me tho |
| What if I told you futures will be green |
| gotta hodl through the pain |
| VIX calls and hope for war?! |
| Totally Kafkaesque dude |
| I was considering to buy some but I chickend out with spy over its 50 day |
| Hell yes |
| Not if you buy the dip and spend the explosive gains on an island. |
| yeah because now we have too many eggs LOL. i want more thighs bro. mmmffffffffffffff |
| I can't understand why. Care to elaborate? |
| But there is “no inflation” according to 🥭 |
| Bold move |
| slv better moon |
| If you were in college today, would you use AI for passing all your exams? |
| Or like how Iran has been “a week away from nuclear weapons” for the past 30 years |
| Not a great time to be a gabacho en Mexico, ay? Lmao some snow bird in PV rn like *fuck* \n\nGood on their army though. Mexico deserves better. An amazing place imo. |
| No he didn’t. |
| Wow |
| Keeper |
| Pump gold |
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| !banbet msft 420 24h |
| How do shorts like this actually realize a gain? It seems like the holder of the short will have a narrow window because the company is going to attempt to maintain a facade of success up until it crashes all the way to 0 when the veil comes off and people realize it’s not happening |
| They'll probably divest long before hand |
| buttcorn being gay again |
| But egg prices are down bruh |
| The memes are getting less funny and more existentially dreadful. Bring back Harambe and Kony 2012. |
| Shorted the pound, you mean. |
| Only worry is it’s the same day as NVDA |
| Agreed. I've been taking steps to distance myself. |
| Ah, Steve Witkoff just said Iran is a week away from having nuclear weapons. Surely this isn’t like Iraq when Saddam definitely had weapons of mass destruction. Then the story changed to they had recently moved them, but they were still in the country. Then it changed to they had them at some point. Then a group of US politicians were found to be purposefully using the CIA to give Bush false intel to justify the attack. This isn’t the same…. Right? |
| This Mexico shit is going to pump us ain’t it. |
| I can’t sleep easy knowing Trump is effectively a lame duck president for the next three years. He’ll just continue to grift and steal from his citizens, but they voted for it, so 🤷🏻 |
| I will buy nvidia calls after it dumps after earnings and then I’ll buy my scatpack |
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| No one's calls are safe bro \n\nTrump just nuked the entire market |
| !banbet SLV $80 86h |
| The market has every reason to shit the bed, so it’ll probably pump |
| "So how much did you say you can afford per month?" |
| you can now gamble on how many inches of snow gonna hit NYC\n\nok how do I buy options on that? |
| Promise? |
| [Fascists Don't Have Friends](https://youtu.be/LEjftPKjkI8?si=d8pe9bxwgg0MRNqr) |
| Are my QBTS calls safe? |
| Curious: which services are you referring to? |
| when $NBIS is red I do hammer curls to failure\n\nforearms jacked and cracked |
| Useless coin preparing for its next leg down lmao |
| We are all going to be broke some day if we keep hanging out here. It’s like a toxic relationship |
| Im tired boss. I dont want to work anymore |
| Cocaine sterilizes it |
| Anyone else holding Tesla shorts from Friday? |
| I love that we are in another wait for NVIDIA to tell us the best earnings mode again. \n\nWhen they constantly under estimate the numbers. |
| Burnt |
| They still counting their money they made Friday |
| With respect to trade |
| Hey i have that |
| *🅱️eekend thread |
| Counter point: given how much AWS is doing two outages is not that bad. And there has always been a fair amount of outages before AI rolled in |
| Re electing the guy after Jan 6 took a toll. Also seeing him pardon the rioters. Putting cronies in to lead doj and fed. Feels like we’re in unexplored territory. |
| Anybody got that dave ramsey meme where its like "so let me get this straight, you took out $5k in credit card debt to buy crypto 10 years ago, it went to $15M, then you lost all of it and never paid off the original $5k which has now gone up to $100k?" "Thats correct Dave" |
| Forward PE is like 26-28 tbf but still pricey |
| I tried some Halloween candy this year and it was just awful. Chocolate flavored plastic. What the fuck happened to candy |
| IBrrrrrrrrrX continues this week |
| Make America gyatt again |
| Awesome |
| Home Depot matters too |
| We're negotiating for a new car and my wife just whispered to me, "I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than 5 words." \n\nAm I cooked? |
| I hate that I read that, but I gave you an updoot anyway. |
| Buy the dip. Trust me bro. |
| Cooked or no? |
| Zeta is actually interesting too |
| At least we don’t need to worry about crypto bros reproducing 🤣 |
| Really? A 40 PE? I had no idea we were getting that retarded. |
| someone @ me when the Cabo 5 star all inclusive suites are under 2k a night |
| Why can I hear that shick shack show song in mye ears 😭 |
| Some number between 0 and 2.95 trillion. |
| It will go up early, then drop into the red before climbing back to where is started and oscillate there remainder of the day. |
| Chicken Thighs now at $1.60/lb insane. pre Covid we were at $.79 - $99/lb. peak Covid and after we were at $1.30/lb to $1.50. this $1.60/lb is ridiculous. and these fucking scumbags are trying to push it off as a sale. |
| Can’t wait to visit Jalisco during World cup. Seems like a nice a friendly place |
| 🤣🤣 |
| Yes |
| Like there is nothing to short. One energy company that will get totally pwned by oligarchs and banks that will crash hard when housing bubble burst. |
| They should have never taught the AI sudo. |
| imagine if you bought puts |
| LOOKS GRIM! |
| We are lucky to live in the US |
| It only has to work once to be a valid tactic |
| Truly all that matters. |
| Not convinced Hersheys 40 PE is justified? |
| I am leaning towards a shit-show opening tonight. |
| When world war 5 |
| Thank god I sold my calls on Friday.\n\nNo way I was going to hold through the weekend with the current tariff wizard. |
| Seriously everything else is just noise |
| Thetagang was walking down the street in a 3-piece and alligator shoes when homeless 🐻 came up asking for spare change.\n\nAnnoyed, he chastised 🐻:\n\n>Instead of being a bum, why not work and earn your money? I'll tell you what. Come paint my porch and I'll give you a $100.\n\n🐻 agreed and they went over to his house, where Thetagang handed him a bucket of paint and a brush. An hour later, 🐻 came back asking for a $100.\n\n>Huh... that was a lot faster than I expected but here you go. Honest pay for honest work. Doesn't that feel much better?\n\n🐻 put the $100 in his pocket and shrugged. "I guess so... But just so you know, you have a Ferrari not a Porch." |
| Yeah if you believe fake news |
| Do women like dudes with smelly assholes? |
| The AI models at my work look like Ariana Grande |
| That one was for you Pirata |
| NVDA gonna rip the boss out of my shirt |
| I’d watch 🌽 fall over any nba game |
| That's not even the crazy part \n\nThe crazy part is that it's a relatively normal occurrence and by mexican standards it's not that crazy. \n\nSome of the cartels are effectively military units. |
| DOJ, actually doing something? \n\nSay it ain't so. Maybe massive stock fraud will be enforced again? |
| I mean if the kid wanted to commit suicide there were other more straight forward ways to do it. He achieved nothing. |
| Does this comment mean pro or anti ber lol |
| You already are brother |
| Tomorrow will be as red as the streets of Mexico |
| Which are bleeding. They will drop interest rates and refinance their own loans lol |
| 🤜🏿👌🏻 LMAO |
| Im sure the people who panic bought puts for the tarrif announcement will be allowed to cash out big tomorrow. |
| Texas is beating mississippi st by 50 pts 💀 |
| some people are going to sell shares on $HOOD 24hr market tonight\n\nlet that sink in for a second |
| They're already open bro green af |
| The fact that I didn’t just laugh at this and actaully started plotting shows how cooked the market is |
| lol I was thinking this. The other storage companies (extra space and one other can’t remember) popped |
| Robot on robot porn can't get here fast enough. This other shit is boring af. |
| Two fucking words retards.\n\nOIL\n\nTANKERS |
| Cause alzheimers and dementia. Look it up tard |
| Check in, leave it alone, get back to werk. 250 Tesla 250 nvidia 250 chevron. I’m just leaving it alone for at least 5 yrs. Amarite? |
| GRIFFFIIIITHHHHH!!!! >:( |
| Next week's earnings calendar:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bc3mib1224lg1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aacb3de71c661c1a5127b88f5bbe5b54a79e9be9\n\n |
| Sam is wrong here, i've worked with many 20 year olds and they aren't remotely trained.\n\nWe would need to mix shame and bullying back in to the feed mix to get them ready that early. |
| It's stupid and risky but you can also short their currency the Czech koruna. |
| tomorrow will be a day that ends with "y"\n\nand nothing will happen |
| the italian male dancer looks like a borg |
| Minneapolis? |
| Hope so |
| Was it Dick Cheney with his shotgun hunting at Mar a Lago? |
| Goodbye weekend thread |