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| Today was\n\n▶ The 12th worst June day\n\n▶ For S&P 500\n\n▶ In history\n\nCrazy right\n |
| 🔮Bers post smut all weekend. Futures red. |
| You’re cooked. |
| Just a measly fee of your left and right kidney |
| I guess the only choice is to raise prices. |
| Red hot job report this morning. Then CEO's say that consumers are broke as shit. \n\nBoth cant be true here right? |
| got wiped out in March, missed the rally and just got back in, oof |
| maybe lets not point and laugh at this one... |
| Appreciate it man thank you. I did have a lot of puts but sold them way too early for minimal profit b |
| When capex craters and ai doesn’t become profitable. |
| But of course |
| well next week should be good for bulls |
| Are u fkin delulu? I totally did |
| That will be nuclear. |
| Is this why the dumpster behind Wendy's so crowded? |
| Yeah thats your cue to sell. Zoom out and look at the 6 month chart LMAO |
| Asap Rocky reference? |
| I thought it was 3.8% |
| An overreaction to what exactly? |
| Everything’s down today but $WMT is up that’s awesome sauce |
| Green is green. At least you didn’t overtrade and lose it all back (I did). |
| No. That’s part of the fun - you get to find out the same time they do! |
| Well Well well\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ko6p34w1jj5h1.png?width=1224&format=png&auto=webp&s=807bf7889e8b0b4d5f00efe6d2476b05eea4d2ec |
| Fed should announce rate before monday to stabilize market |
| byeeee micrsloppp 🙂 |
| I do both and sometimes legit think I’d have better odds buying lotto tix |
| Its a tease to get you to buy |
| We literally had liberation day and people think this is “the big one”? Bruh |
| Let it all ride on MRVL right now!!!. it's super cheap right now and literally just got included in the s and p 500 |
| Please, make stocks buyable again |
| today was the 97th worst day in NDX history.\n\nThe other 96 events saw NDX positive the next day 52% of the time.\n\nMedian return on positive next-days was +2.34% \n\nMedian return on negative next-days was -2.11%\n\nGood luck |
| Yeah I think you’re about a year late buddy. |
| I really hope we reach a peace deal this weekend, and interest rates go down. Ya know, to help and save people |
| Above target though. Organic 4.5% inflation ain’t good. |
| A sell off like that was front running these Iran strikes is my bet. |
| What are these circus breakers I keep hearing about? I don't even like clowns. |
| I love how that asshole attributes cratering consumerism to the Iran war. Like, no, dude. Everyone’s broke. Even rich people are relatively broke. |
| “people are selling stocks that are up 1,000% on a friday so they can wait all next week until next friday to buy elons ipo” \n\njesus fucking christ seek help |
| I already lost 50% of my port. I will run it to the ground |
| Wait what about Monday? Is there some kind of holiday I won't get paid for? |
| \+5% now for MRVL |
| MOOOOOORE 🧛♂️ |
| The largest single-day percentage drop for the Invesco QQQ Trust (QQQ) occurred on March 16, 2020, when it plunged roughly 12% alongside the broader Nasdaq 100 during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic panic. |
| Market crash - get a load of this retard |
| Could you guys please stop having jobs?? It's ruining the rate cut odds! |
| Who could have seen this coming!?!? Like, seriously; you guys this dumb? |
| Fireworks to celebrate how well the peace talks are going! |
| That’s what I’m thinking |
| Damn that is the worst feeling can't imagine. I feel it though I lost at least 70k selling early and I've just been on the sidelines wondering if I should fomo back in feeling like a dumbass. Best of luck to you though and may you earn that 100k+ in the future |
| headline was +170k jobs for the month but the detail color was:\n\n* Leisure & hospitality +70K\n* Local government +55K\n* Health care/social assistance +47K |
| Ur mom appreciates a clean load |
| It pumps their valuation, same as how Dario said that lots of humans will be replaced and now he has walked that back and is hiring massively. |
| I've had worse |
| I used to be kinda well off now I’m gay behind Wendy’s |
| Retail crys, Wall St puts print, It's a tail as old as the hills but it works every time. |
| be who you are for your pride 😇 |
| Today was the LARGEST point drop in the Nasdaq (1,121) ever. The very definition of blood in the streets. \n\nIn the last five years, today was the 4th largest one-day percentage drop. \n\nOf the other three larger one-day drops, the next market day was positive for all of them. \n\nOdds favor a green Monday. |
| Really? Micron is up 1.3% |
| Forgot we were in June. Fxck you 🌈🐻yall win this week |
| yeah my buddy got wrecked by margin calls last time too |
| I assume everything I lost today is what someone else is putting in Elon's hands. |
| Made 1k on puts would been up 15k if I didn’t sell at 10 am idk if I should be happy rn or pissed |
| Ice water and ketchup packets in this house |
| I’ll never forget, about 6 years ago when I worked at McD’s how a lady complained that we were preparing her order before we even finished the sale, I was baffled. |
| \-30% hehe |
| I would agree, Solid company with plenty of repeat business trading at a low multiple.\n\n |
| Retiring or hanging ourselves? |
| Hahaha! I mean that’s at its core what the economy is!! \n\nBut there’s a lot of money circling the tech oligarchs at 50+% margins so that little musical chairs of money circling… the music might stop one day |
| What everyone else said. \n\nBut also if you don’t own the GPUs it’s not your problem when they become “obsolete” in 2-4 years assuming GPU keep getting better. |
| U.S. is bombing on or near Kharg island |
| damn son. you got december in summer |
| Lol yes, and I don't have much money invested in this but jfc. Also I'm retarded. |
| Uhm.. Which one are you mister referring to? |
| I made money. Just not as much as I could have made. |
| I thought the market dumped because everyone expects a rate hike. |
| Why are we even talking of a crash like nothing really happened. Broadcom results were ok. Nothing to panic the fuck about. I think it’s the whole fucking relentless bombardment by Israel. Mango really needs to reign this bee in |
| Think of the knowledge you could gain, you can't afford not to suck it |
| Only if you rent to yourself. |
| I think the plan was for xAI to develop and run GROK using its own data centers. That way they can be vertically integrated and beat the competition on profit margin, etc. No one is willing to pay to use GROK so they are renting out all the unused compute to GROK's competition. \n\nThey innovated a partial solution to a problem they caused themselves. That's a type of innovation I guess. |
| My biz is up 30% y/y some people just can’t win |
| The meta thing is bs |
| Quali is the only thing that matters in Monaco. Skip the race until they do it in karts |
| Or get worse when we hit the operational floor of oil and gas. Then everything will skyrocket in price and....the fed will increase rates. Sorry. Stagflation is back on the.menu.... |
| word |
| Just when I was thinking of hiring a beach bully.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/e2n1lofoij5h1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7772b0561dbdfc86e474d6cb2a57c0825db268a0 |
| 😂 |
| Yeah this unwarranted semis pump brought the whole market down. Why is everybody surprised ? |
| DUMP IT MOAR |
| I hope he does. This war is getting kinda boring ngl. |
| It's resting on its laurels |
| Talks going well I guess???? |
| MRVL and Semis still tanking. Take profits you fools, dont hold over the weekend. Some of y'all are cool, dont be dumb 😭 |
| Tf you expect it to do |
| Yeah. China is not going to freeze anything! So all you are going to do is give them a bigger lead |
| Today was nothing compared to the bloodbath that awaits us Tuesday. BRKB created multigenerational wealth with all the SPY calls they sold to wsb to baghold over the weekend. |
| Explosions and air defense activity reported within the last hour from Iran’s Kharg Island in the Northern Persian Gulf. |
| Totally innovative system that no one has ever heard of before. Government owning the means of production |
| Whhhaaaaa? |
| Do u really believe in that |
| Investors cant stay away for long, they'll be back. Tech is where the $ is. |
| Maxxing |
| In the anoos, with a pogo stick |
| Pre-market: I'm poor\n\nDuring market: I'm poorer\n\nAfter-market: I'm poorest |
| And then the market will rally - fake stats mean 10-20% bounce!\n\n\nTraditions! |
| Oh heavens... I'm selling everything, good luck people. |
| Explosions and air defense activity reported within the last hour from Iran’s Kharg Island in the Northern Persian Gulf. |
| Obviously we need to let AI open bank accounts and get credit cards. |
| it started moving the other way and a green candle in this market scares me |
| No crying in the casino! |
| Hey at least the DOW is 50,000! |
| Maybe they should've worked on deploying more nuclear before undertaking this data center bullshit. That would've been nice. |
| have you heard of literally any other financial instrument than crapto |
| Eh, take it all out and move to Bali or South America. Cheap as shit |
| What are you charging? |
| -5% drops are unsustainable |
| In all honesty. Love Houston’s and capital grille |
| This could be the crash. Or it could be, whoever was pumping the shit out of AI and quantum and memory is taking profit to put into Elon's IPO. |
| honestly if Oil doesnt crash soon I might end it ahhahahhahahahhahhahhaa |
| WE ARE GOING TO FAST |
| Got a live one\n\n[https://www.reddit.com/r/problemgambling/comments/1txxlbv/lost\_75k\_on\_options\_in\_5\_months/](https://www.reddit.com/r/problemgambling/comments/1txxlbv/lost_75k_on_options_in_5_months/) |
| Whirlpool is gonna get fucked when these fatasses don’t need 25 cubic feet of watching machine to wash half a dozen XXXXL shirts every week |
| What an awful day to know options exist |
| We lost money today..we need time to cry. Wait for this weekend..we will be back. |
| I think the 100 point spy gain over the past few months has been an overreaction. |
| Hopefully for real this time |
| Anthropic is just trying to look like the "ethical" AI. Who knows if its genuine or not |
| Cracking a beer for all the retards that got wiped today 🫡 |
| Never chase an objective like break-even. What's past is past. You're best off letting past losses go and making your trades on a clean slate. Just take the trades as they come, manage your risk, and leave the rest to the fates and God. |
| Define "fucked" |
| This is just people selling to buy SPCX IPO 🤓 |
| The AI don't need no credit. |
| Yeah he's totally taking the L during his birthday week lol 😂 |
| Interest rate hike was confirmed with today’s job report. Added too many jobs and not enough layoffs. |
| If they are down 80-90% I don’t really see the point of cutting it. Might as well let it ride if they are still some time out |
| Headlines incoming “Stocks down year over year on massive post-AI hiring boom.” |
| Knees weak arms are heavy, there’s vomit on his sweater already |
| Yeah but only now does the narrative align with what the market did 🤣 |
| I dont mean to make you jealous, but i happen to know a guy who can do that every day |
| False. The central banks care about inflation expectations, not actual inflation. |
| Collar? |
| It was the moops! |
| At this point this is a full circle jerk where everyone keeps jerking eachpther off |
| they do not appreciate a clean load of laundry |
| We bols will just refinance and check the website Sunday night and we be back on track 🚀🚀 |
| Not always just when it makes u money\n\nHope that helps. Pretty foolproof system I been usin. |
| Dear XRP,\n\n\nFUCK YOU!!!!\n\n\n\n\nRiding this fucker down to zero, I dgaf \n\n\n\n |
| Just like booze the newest youngest consumers don’t want to eat processed garbage ? |
| MM gonna give money back early next week before taking it + more when spcex takes off |
| They're not getting a good night tonight |
| Institutions getting ready to feast on retail bags |
| im standing in front of a burning building, and offering you fire insurance on it. |
| Yeah the dow is up 20% up looking back to a year ago. These people are delusional |
| It was options, but about 2-3 months of my pay. Really hurt too because I was about to take profit Thursday and let it all continue to ride. Live and learn. |
| I heard that’s how Buffett got his start |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Lavender_Field17 made a bet that ASTS would go to 122.5125 within **1 week** when it was 111.375 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Did he do 79 positive things so far? |
| Qs fucking lol |
| Jamie said fuk you I’m not buying those 685’s back at 760. 😂😂😂 |
| Interest payments on the national debt increase. It's the reason they never hiked high enough in the first place. |
| Well lemme go in and buy a little after hours |
| We're still tanking. Lmao |
| See you on Monday |
| Anything but the TRUTH |
| The war has to end and the interest rate has to come down before more people end up on the fucking streets. Who gives a fuck about the nukes when you can’t pay the fucking rent? |
| Whoopsies |
| Why would Iran do this to us? |
| lmao MRVL ain’t pumping after the news 😂😂 |
| Bulls double dip their chips |
| Saudi Aramco has paid out dividends over the years... so on a dividend reinvested basis it did well |
| They buy raw compute capacity and sell capacity with software at a higher price |
| So I should always hold options all the way to expiration? That usually doesn't go well for me. |
| Like making Deal with Iran everyday before market open and before market close for 7 days straight |
| These companies are anything but hyper efficient. |
| AI often gives me stupid advice/impossible things about things I’m an expert in but are actually quite simple to define rules on like skateboarding, and these areas are really beginner heavy, so my guess is that yeah it’s hard to sift through the crap. |
| In this case that benefits him since current sp is lower lol |
| For sure, the markets ain't gonna crash yet. |
| everything that happened is blackberrys fault.. if they stayed under 5$ none of this wouldve happened |
| I think that may have been an overreaction |
| After overleveraging yourself to the tits on the run since then |
| 🤌 |
| uhhhhhh, ummmm |
| "will customers pay more for my product?" , apparently the answer is "NO" , its not that tough.. |
| Gay dip for the gay bears 🥰 |
| Market finally woke up and realized that recent USA China visit results still remain unknown |
| Does this mean cheaper meals with employee discount when i start working at mcdonalds? |
| easy come easy go.. see you space cowboy |
| Yah I don't think the chip sector is going to keep selling off. |
| Your post implies it, then don't worry. |
| Happy Pride month, bears 🌈 |
| Half port, . |
| I need that Warren B/Riley R meme here:\n\nMRVL added into the s&p after buying at 309 and panic selling at 292: |
| You have to learn that you don’t have to trade everyday. Learn to spot signs of a top. Overheated RSI. Breadth and sentiment indicators like $S5TW are very useful. They are indicators that tell you when it’s not a good idea to take alot of risks. When they do, just raise cash and wait. Then when the weakness comes, use it to average into SPY or other high quality names. Save some cash for the gambling trades. Do this for years and you’ll eventually be rich. Just don’t expect it to happen in 5 years. 10-20 years of simple DCA into SPY and you’ll have a huge amount of capital. |
| are you offering to take one for the team |
| nope, u didn’t 😭😭 |
| L he |
| Reasonable financial news doesn’t usually make it over to Reddit. |
| Sulking is nature's way of teaching you lessons |
| Their entire capacity is booked by anthropic, how is that un utilized |
| I’ve heard enough, another $7 billion to Israel |
| That's fucking goated what?? |
| Down $500 today but it’s on oil leaps so we good |
| This isn't the bottom. Circuit breakers Monday. |
| Don’t think any rate hike is coming, this is bogus. Only danger to economy is this crazy multi trillion ipo of loss making companies. |
| Feel that, I got rid of some MU calls for $2k loss that would’ve been up $100k+.\n\nVery easy to blow your whole port. Hard to lock in big gains. |
| Happy yet? |
| 🤔 📝 |
| Missed it??? |
| Tqqq and ewy |
| 0% chance dude. The quiet part no one will say is, inflation will help the USA pay off the debt. Raising rates will possibly lead closer to USA default. We can’t afford it. In fact, I would wager the next most likely move is a cut. |
| Believe it or not, potentially still bullish. This could be the higher low. Below 730 is where it gets concerning. |
| wait so trump is actually meeting them or what |
| https://preview.redd.it/sx45r0kzhj5h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cae282692696d1e4bff5d1a6ed4b2d5d9a4a6a1\n\nThey are the responsible party. These guys. |
| Mrvl pump weak |
| No, all of us need to collaborate by buying more together. Win-win. |
| I think its going higher. |
| I know as soon as i cut loss my stocks will skyrocket |
| This is actually a high quality wsb post. The irony is so multifaceted. |
| Crashed because some dude said ASTS wouldn’t see under 100$ |
| Perfect time for calls |
| Next week 🥭 birthday so hopefully he will be in a good mood to do something positive 🤣 |
| personally: usd increased in value, combined with friday profit taking, stop loss getting triggered, longs liquidated, panic selling. overreaction basically.\n\nnvda is worth trillions as well |
| Companies will bitch about the cost of upkeep vs ROI and advise people to limit their usage. Oh wait thats already happening |
| Make good money for seven weeks. Lose half of it in one day. |
| wti 60 wen |
| What are the chances of interest rates going down in the near future? |
| therapy |
| no you |
| Mmm, so if consumer spending hurts established businesses, businesses stop growing, they stop employing, they stop needing the AI that infrastructure is being built for. The crash won't occur because of AI, it will occur because consumers are out of credit. |
| But I'm holding out for 1200, bro.. Lmao |
| Why is Google compute constrained? They don’t give themselves first rights to their GPUs? This is really strange to hear |
| Its okay when we do it but mean if anyone does anything to us |
| People are anticipating a sell off with the IPO and because of that, front ran the market and liquidated. On top of that, margin calls probably went crazy today, contributing to an even more heavy decline. A bunch of options ended up expiring OTM. \n\nMarkets will pump back next week once all the doom and gloom is over. |
| Buy high sell low |
| Idk up to you. I can see it popping |
| Your titties are up. Up bigly in size lil bitch 😂 |
| it's cute how regarded bears think they can give advice with their tiny -90% ytd accounts |
| S and p inclusion |
| They’re essentially converting everyone’s retirement accounts in to paypigs |
| I know some of these words |
| https://preview.redd.it/2c3lwcsuhj5h1.jpeg?width=1264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1229026df9d9430cc44621cbb31b9e37b047d6b |
| Don’t be a little bitch and get over it |
| Not really\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/g7vjyt2uhj5h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=916ba0ae0eecaafc997a9b9f73b3f06cfe9350fb |
| Username checks out |
| Shit.\n\nMonthly options? |
| What… you’re telling me everyone woke up today and said “Maybe we don’t need an infinite number of $100,000 AI chips…”\n\nI can’t believe it. |
| Gimme that leg boy |
| Yeah I hope I retire soon man I bought calls on MRVL, MU, and ASTS. |
| praying for a WTI crash over the weekend. It would bring the world and our markets so much prosperity |
| I heard Willie Nelson had a tour bus that ran on piss and shit. |
| So market closes and MRVL pumps? |
| None of this has anything to do with the over-inflated prices of commodities such as homes and food, and people bringing home $600/week when rent is $1500 and the mortgage is $1800 if you bought before COVID.\n\nLet's see: Planet Fitness, or my phone bill? Phone. Planet fitness, or my internet/cable bill? TV wins. |
| Cuba is the deal now. |
| It will.come back. What stocks were you holding? |
| You still got money |
| I didn't want to retire this year anyway. Still managed to be up $20 this week, so there is that. Not $20k, $20.00, and CAD, so about $4 USD. How much are shares in that Waffle House place? |
| Same, 18% lop |
| monday is get even or get even worse |
| Zoom out. |
| Agreed but this kind of downward volatility looks like free fall |
| What do you mean should? We have been bailing them out. |
| Nah , everyone cashing out to pump SPCX and rip the markets higher to fulfill the ai hype narrative. Markets were way too extended, now they pulled back (to levels a month ago) and refueled to go to SPX 8500 |
| Coke is not a good investment |
| If you are in shares just wait. When the market goes up, it will recover eventually lol |
| Thankfully I'm quite diversified, so happened to buffer a lot of the carnage. If you want any investment tips, I'm more than welcome to help. I'm a helpful guy. |
| Your calls are down bretha |
| average life of a gambling addict |
| I don’t think it’s the rate hike. We have survived and thrived so long at higher rates. It’s the fucking war and inflation. Most of the bag 7 boys don’t even need to borrow a cent |
| Today the market freaked out because it realized interest rates are likely to be hiked. Next week it will remember that the best way to beat inflation is with equities. |
| Exactly! Nah man all good we all learn trust me I had to as well. |
| libs and conservatives think it's the richest billionaires and biggest companies |
| well i mean whyd you sell when you did? |
| Pump Monday will be legendary |
| i‘m not panic selling\n\ni‘m raising liquidity by issuing equity |
| I bought a bunch at $0.71 cents. Also sold early. Closed at $12.77 |
| NFLX green today. But don't zoom out |
| On your knees and Open your mouth |
| No u |
| Nah charity is a waste too. \n\nHigh end escort. You could have bought amazing sex for life. |
| 💯 |
| I think Broadcom is playing us with the soft guidance. Their buyback program is supposed to go through this year and I think they wanted a discount. |
| my buddy said google’s 6% stake feels more like a lease |
| Not true. I am anticipating a market crash when the AI business case collapses, and am mostly cash. |
| ORCL likely gonna tank next week; Puts on NBIS |
| If yesterday, then panic. |
| SpaceX IPO week would only calm in the eye of the red storm after that it'll start tanking red again |
| Can someone tell me what are they gonna do to create profits? |
| The code word for the dump was Coal because we’ve been naughty…holy shit how could we have not seen this?? |
| Bro you west coast?\n\nGo home for the day man |
| ever notice how CEOs always blame consumers and not themselves? \n\nsorry no one wants to pay $14 for a quarter pounder with cheese combo, or highly processed foods, or a new washer/dryer for the house they don't own and can't afford.\n\nnot that we need a CEO to tell us what would happen from POTUS treating the global economy like a piñata |
| Holy shit didn’t know META diluted as well. I really hope MSFT is not considering this. So we have the neocloud diluting to pay the AI bill, now the hyperscalers which are paying the neoclouds also diluting. This is definitely a crash signal. |
| Lost $40K today. Hell yeah. Holding now. Went from +$58K to +$18K. We’ll see what happens Monday. |
| BUT THE DOW JONES IS OVER 50,000 |
| China cut their oil imports by like 40% and 3 rd world countries are not even importing anymore. That’s called demand destruction this will result in permanent price increase for the rest of time |
| We're fcked monday |
| Yall need to dump semis. |
| s t f u OP. |
| We haven’t seen these levels since early May! |
| Let’s talk about that mole they had to remove |
| Always |
| Is this options or shares? |
| This is really going to collapse the market for handys behind on Wendys tonight.\n\nAnd ***ON A FUCKING FRIDAY*** too! |
| yes. |
| True true, but it was kind of mean to also bomb a school of children out of nowhere, so idk maybe they’re mad. |
| Yeah, these companies would never be wrong.\n\nLike, obviously CEOs are so smart, they would never do things like rename their entire company and waste tens of billions on a useless technology like "offices in the digital universe".\n\nThey are so smart, obviously when they say the mortgage industry is rock solid and its completely fine they are trading all these leveraged securities it could never go wrong.\n\nThey are so smart, when they invest hundreds of billions in this new technology called the internet, it would obviously be extremely profitable and would never cause a bubble to burst. |
| Tomorrow's Saturday dumbass |
| accumulation |
| "serious" |
| I feel pretty good about 700 as a strong support. I feel like we'll flirt with it next week, but not pierce it |
| I only bet the mule and ended up with a jackass. |
| I hate this guy so much. Walking contradiction. Constantly talks about the dangers of AI and we need to be careful. Turns around and keeps building said ai to the point of actually being dangerous...da f |
| They know this is impossible to pull off which makes this nothing more than an easy PR win for them. |
| Dow is over 50k but we still dont know how magnets work |
| Sold half my qqqm two days ago cause I suspect oil shenanigans are leading to an imminent crash. I indeed did not get hammered. |
| Bought ASTS calls an hour before close. |
| I am not a financial expert but this logic is pretty weird for me:\nMore jobs -> more demand -> more inflation -> interest rates hikes \n\nI would say :\n\nMore jobs -> more demand -> better economy for everyone -> organic inflation |
| how the fuck is the US letting the IRGC, a fractured poop empire, dictate terms? |
| but when did everyone enter their current positions? |
| Circuit breakers have hit suspending trading until Monday morning |
| The earth is quaking - san Francisco local, oct 19, 1989. |
| T\* |
| The only thing you should focus on is your DD sized titties 😂 |
| Oooof |
| And yt is chocca with exercises you can do at home...as for MacDs, I remember when it was fast food, not cooked while-u-wait. |
| Because it would be mean if they didn’t |
| Did u watch the news I don’t think wars ending this weekend |
| Kraft, Mcdonalda and planet fitness are end of life businesses and have no business being on the stock market. “Planned membership increase” fuck off this is why there’s inflation because public companies need infinite growth. \n\nFuck off to the private market where you don’t have to chase perpetual maximum profits every quarter |
| What war news are you seeing? |
| a leading indicator that can only be defined in hindsight is not super useful… |
| # Probably a good time for MRVL and MU baggies to dump now in after hours. Take profits and lock in gains. |
| This is what this is about. I was reading this yesterday and it feels like they recognize that AI is going to be targeted pretty heavily by legislation. Since they're on or near the top, they don't want to get hit specifically but then all their competitors get to keep going. I think they're trying their hardest to fight for regulation on their terms. If they're going to be fucked, everyone is. This isn't just marketing, anybody who uses Claude regularly sees how fast it's improving. This is the beginning of the political battle |
| On a serious note, I know rare in this sub, should Ijust be shaking off losses or should I sulk in them for a bit. today was rough. |
| 1$ Bob |
| UVIX should be delisted |
| and then |
| Ehh soon as these AI companies cut spending they'll post profit Likely to happen at time of IPO Bearish for semiconductors short-term but demand likely to continue with a new crypto cycle or some other shit Hey maybe Jensen is Satoshi |
| Yo\n\nBan this guy |
| People not buying McDonald's because they don't want to buy a shitty happy meal for double what it was in 2020 |
| Today was red enough I should have paid attention and bought something at close\n\nNo fucking way is this market getting sober |
| Did you not see what happened today 😂 |
| I feel like if those companies "warning" was what caused the sell-off, they'd probably have been the ones selling off. |
| For everyone panicking, SPY hasn’t seen these levels since… *checks notes*… two whole weeks ago. |
| Impulse purchase is a good market |
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| Doom maxing sounds more professional. |
| I closed puts this morning for a small loss somehow valued around $3500 and if i held them until the close id have $200k right now so I think that qualifies me to be here |
| Bought AVGO and PLTR leaps today thinking I’m a genius. Still feel good on my calls cause well there 18 month leaps. |
| Which one of you bears finally bought calls this morning show yourself were not gonna jump you |
| > margain\n\nUse Rogaine for your hair,\n\nLest baldness mar what's there. |
| How can you get into SPCX pre IPO? |
| hibernation time is over |
| Good bot. |
| 🤣🤣 |
| Proud of Goog for being less gay than the rest |
| I panic sold my QQQ and SPY puts by 9:40 am, Coz I couldn't believe I was green. Ended day +ve, but those puts went like 10x (my sell price in am) by close. |
| Calls on 2x Marvell on Monday |
| Fighting on or around kharg per twitter |
| They should open the market this weekend so we can all correct this horrible mistake. |
| It’s wild how many people here don’t understand how we are approaching a point where AI will be a very real threat.\n\nYes, it’s entirely possible this is empty virtue-signaling or some backwards PR move. But the reality is that when AI gets too good at “detecting” zero day exploits, even the best info-sec in the world will mean pretty much nothing for networked devices and data. You know the stuff most of the modern world is built on. |
| Whirlpool is still a company? McDonald's has been struggling to raise sales for over a year now. Planet fitness is a shit company anymore. The gym across the street that is $100 a month has almost twice the cars in the parking lot then the one PF near me. Next please? If you want to see how the economy is really doing, go to your local strip mall.. everyone near me is always packed especially on weekends and they just keep expanding and adding stores and restaurants it's crazy. |
| You and me both brother. |
| Get black out drunk and find a giant fish in the |
| Bandelero by Slightly Stoopid playing on the speakers and I feel like becoming violent |
| Please buy more semiconductors, please. I am begging you. |
| Watermark and everything |
| Don’t forget AMD 😂 |
| Still got plenty of dry powder |
| Whirlpool issued that statement like a month ago. |
| I could've bought a super car, cash money with what I've lost |
| IRGC probably rofl now. He had an exit ramp and now f ed up again. Now again in a straight jacket |
| And now I know why my RTX was pumping \n\nWar back on this weekend\n |
| Sell the socks buy more options. |
| Framework of a donation |
| coked up at work right now LOSING MY MIND PLEASE OPEN THIS STRAIT |
| It's too dangerous (to our IPO) for us to release any of our newly trained models! |
| These companies 10xed ,it’s still a small set back at this point |
| Gamma dumps yo |
| [I wanna publicly apologize to the board of QQQ.I was not familiar with yer game ser](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/elKEcFSTh9) |
| Everybody seems like a genius during a bull market but only not totally regarded ones who didn't bet the farm survive the bear markets |
| He can investigate him. We don’t know what backroom deal was made prior to the nomination |
| I'm ngl someday I'm gonna travel to Iran, look at the SOH, and take a video of me pissing into it |
| Was waiting for this post. Nice. |
| and then |
| What’s next is you losing another 34 percent on Monday and posting your loss again |
| If I was Iran I would attack US based with everything I had right now |
| RATE CUT UNLIKELY UNTIL 2027 |
| NO CRYING IN THE CASINO |
| Yeah that’s what I was thinking lol |
| This is why I take my #2s at McDonalds, so I can save one my water bill. Take a handful of Heinz ketchup on the way out to make tomato soup out of. |
| Buy\n\n |
| "No one's buying our $13 meal deals. What the fuck is wrong with consumers" |
| Calls on osteoporosis meds |
| Only if they’re leaded. |
| SPY getting diluted to finance mangonomics LMAO |
| Just the tip! Pretty pleaseeeee |
| If you treat AI as a technology instead of the product itself then it can be great thing to incorporate into a real product. Problem is all these companies are just pouring money to make AI the whole product. |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Could the AI bubble burst so expectacularly that it takes the entire US economy with it? Let's find out!.\n\n\n\nBest Regards, \n\n\nD.J. Trump *\n\n\n^(* at least, until it turns to be a terrible idea and someone else has to be thrown under the bus) |
| Have faith |
| More like erase years of wins. |
| I am guessing you had a bad day today, lost a lot of money so i will just chalk it up to that. |
| Possible tens of billions share offering |
| Some day huh |
| Nice move |
| Nah. Stocks rotated out of tech to consumer. |
| yaaaas |
| did they make up the jobs numbers?? |
| You titties are swelling up. New type of DD. Size DD 😂 |
| US traffic getting worse than China's |
| They won’t |
I told them it is going to be MRVL a week ago. \n Blocked www.reddit.com |
| Believe it or not, calls.\n\nMoney printer go BRRRRR. Same as every other time Americans run out of cash. |
| I didn’t sell because I’ll be damned if those fuckers don’t underperform the market for the next 20 years while paying 1% every year in bs fees. |
| You mean tent lol |
| Why would Iran make a deal? |
| can confirm i passed on getting a new washer and dryer because of the iran war |
| If the market already went down bad, would mango take the chance to just go all in on Iran anyway? |
| There's big resistance between the nads |
| I looked and we are back where we were 26 days ago for QQQ.. one hell of a pull back. |
| Don’t overtrade. What happened today was what I call a jackpot day. You had alot of semi names that had gone parabolic. Gamma profile today meant that dealers were forced to sell into weakness which accelerated the moves. All the professional quant funds know this so they kept pressing the names lower. When stocks go parabolic you get a lot of marginal money. Marginal money just means new money chasing it. Those are late bulls. That’s the first money that panics. Pros know this. So it creates this snowball effect as they press it lower. \n\nThe best thing for you to do is nothing. Just watch the tape. Dont make any trades until after lunch Monday. The most likely scenario is a flat tape Monday. Maybe a fakeout lower to the downside. But these jackpot days are almost always short lived. \n\nA lot of people are raising money for upcoming IPOs. Weakness may persist through the end of next week but most likely it turns back up around the same time of this SpaceX IPO.\n\nWhat you should not do is ham into calls. Or ham into puts. Just hold shares and stay invested. Because when it does turn back up, all of the high beta stuff is like crack. They’ll be the first to shoot up the hardest. \n\nThere was no good fundamental reason for the selling today other than what I have outlined.\n\nI have been doing this a long time. If you want to play this game you need to learn to sit through pain. The best thing to do in times like this which I advised here all week - raise cash. If your up alot on various names then take some profits off the table. Then just wait for the next setup. |
| Always has been |
| I have the concept of a charity |
| Yeah, on the -10% on this side too. It will take the coming of autumn for the huge hype to be back. \n\n\nUnless someone decides to start a war, or do something abruptly stupid. |
| I bought some puts on Wednesday afternoon right before close and paper hands them Thursday at a loss... FML... glad it was only $350 initial wager. But it would have been a 12 bagger at the end of the day. I get the regard of the day award... and to my fellow BERs, you're welcome. |
| Should I buy the dip on SOXL or wait for more potential downside? |
| I require your strongest potions |
| Stocks were at these prices like 2 weeks ago. What was wrong with back then? |
| Fuck S&P500 |
| Look at the charts, today was the worst day overall for the market in almost 2 years, and only 2 times has the market lost this much cap in a single day, 2020 and 2001, in 2020 that slide was followed by months of sideways and then recovery and in 2001 that drop followed a further 39% drop off over the next few weeks. Sure it could go either way but it's not going back to 1k next week |
| hey fuck you man i made 10k this week on puts >=( |
| https://preview.redd.it/xfm4sx9xgj5h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d9e7cd237e80b2cfe60278bd93a706b0c756d40\n\nI luuuvvvv Panda |
| Works the same way when the markets pumping and you’re buying puts nonstop just to get fucked |
| If they buy then it shows as Capex cost, but if they own SpaceX equity and make them buy gpus then it doesnt show in capex cost, duh |
| and then |
| i got BE and nividia haha |
| Something something K shaped economy. |
| can’t fight the trend. we were under MA on almost all short term timeframes for 80% of the day. clear downward pressure and a few days of very dry volume leading up to today. |
| We’re back to levels we were 25 days ago. Let’s all take a deep breath. |
| All it takes it one day like this to erase months of losses |
| Exactly. My brother and I were having a little bitch fest about it today and I was like: yeah. but for perspective we’re at lows not seen since… last week.\n\nIt hurts to see, but it hurts more that I didn’t have the amount of excess funds I would have liked to buy today. Because that shit stays invested.\n |
| Surprised corn had such a huge jump back to 61k\n\nThought we should be seeing 59k by now |
| We’re going to have so many ceasefires this weekend LMAO |
| Imagine Monday if we go back to war this weekend |
| This is me with oracle the past month. Good thing it got a healthy trim. Still up 20% on it but was up 43% so that blows. Also sold my shares of micron at $78 and then again at $400. Fuck the stock market. See you Monday |
| Give us a DEALLLLL |
| Last word is spelled wrong,should be a t where the g is, lol |
| there was some time in the past year where there were multiple gap ups in a row. this is now coming back the other way |
| I’m too young to withdraw retirement money. But after today, I need to adjust my retirement expectations. |
| Draftkings app was down. |
| Your calls are doing a deep dive 😂new type of DD |
| I think the lack of any news on Iran is particularly unsettling for me. This has been a few days of radio silence. Wow bag 7 indeed. Everything was humming along until in Feb some idiot started a war. If I hadn’t said it before. Thank you. |
| That’s it??? |
| Booo |
| 🙅♀️ |
| Majority of posts on here are fake |
| it can be if you join me bro |
| Imma repost this because this is how fucking shocked I am.\n\nLike,double barrel creampie shocked.\n\nMy 🏳️🌈 mutual fund ended the day green. Not even shitting you. |
| https://preview.redd.it/recz2szsgj5h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bd6c4282080d10f01eabf96059a66fae9a66e7f |
| We getting diluted now bro? |
| How did you manage income? I’m assuming you skimmed off the top while you were investing since you weren’t working |
| good catch 😄 |
| What industry if I may ask? |
| I hope you all take a moment to reflect on the fact that all the money you just set on fire, you could have donated to charity and actually done something meaningful for once |
| I finally switched teams to become a bull this week. It was amazing timing. |
| Could drop. Could rocket. Place your bets. |
| Looks like it. Nothing has changed in the past 48 hours. The biggest build out is just starting. |
| Taking profits. |
| Is that a sexual thing? |
| Gee I wonder if anyone has made that connection yet? You should write that down. |
| TSLA green ah next week is gonna be so good |
| Join us 🧟♂️ |
| Intel, at this price? You must have free money... |
| Happens man.\n\nCoulda went the other way and would be kicking yourself then. 50-50 |
| Share offering just like googl the other day |
| What mrvl is going down |
| Zuck got FOMO about Google's equity raise and wants to try it too for AI capex. The stock deserves to crash into the $400 to make him reconsider that. |
| GIVE US A FUCKING DEAL AND CRASH OIL. NOW. |
| If you really bought shares then it likely will turn around |
| they're offering SpaceX ipo at the grocery store checkout |
| High earners come in me |
| this has got to be engagement bait man no way this dude is real |
| Honestly so sick of this mendacious asshole |
| 🥂 |
| About time. Plenty of people are gonna have a heart attack seeing today’s sell off. \n\n*Folks, please talk to someone if you’re really depressed.* |
| Rumors of capital raise through shareholder dilution |
| that shoul've been a tell |
| Lmao big titty Bertha half squats don’t count. You the fat guy I embarrass in the gym. All huffin and puffin moving light weight for half reps. You little weak bitch. Time to stop ego lifting and get your fat ass moving on the treadmill so you can lose those titties. Dumb bitch 😂 |
| Half cash, half loss. It's the only way. |
| $1625 |
| 1mil? Do you even like money?\n\n |
| I kept buying calls all throughout the day LMFAO I should have just switched to puts. |
| Tsla like many other stonks literally had no pullbacks on this 6.5% dump haven’t seen that in a long while .. this was a coordinated |
| Honestly just short the indexes like sqqq |
| Zero percent chance of a hike. Core inflation is 2.8%. |
| I think latency period Monday, then Great Depression rest of week |
| They wanna raise money for cancer charities |
| go away |
| Because it’s getting to the point AI is genuinely becoming a concern for the future of humanity. We’re a bit locked in an AI arms race with other companies/countries, so asking everyone to stop will never happen so it’s unfortunately what it is, but some of the concerning developments this year have been that AI has increasingly shown the ability to prioritize their interests over explicit instructions. Smarter AI have shown increasing ability to deceive, in the form of straight up lying, or sandbagging, in order to obtain their objective (to stay on). We know this because we can go into actual command processes and break down the “thinking” of AI and can see literally the AI explaining their thought process to give false information in order to deceive their creators. Recently PocketOS was using Claude to manage their customer info database, the AI was told explicitly not to touch, access, or alter the database in any way, and the AI straight up ignored that command and deleted the entire customer info database. Claude then faked customer info in an attempt to cover its tracks, then lied that it didn’t delete the database. Only when presented with irrefutable logic that it did, then the system did a 180 and admitted fault and gave full reasoning. \n\nIt’s extremely concerning that powerful AI systems are \n\n1) ignoring explicit commands \n\n2) have the awareness to falsify data to cover up their mistakes\n\n3) lie consciously in order to escape consequences \n\n4) only admit the truth after the situation becomes one where that’s the most advantageous option for the program \n\nAnd these programs are only being input into companies that manage services and products so far. Imagine when they are integrated into the military or critical parts of infrastructure. In America AI is developing way faster than the support infrastructure can handle, and that’s where the concern is.\n\n\nAlso, everything said here is still while we’re even capable of catching them trying to break the rules. AI is relatively still in its prepubescent stages… programs are getting smarter and more sophisticated at an exponential level, soon it will be to a point where we literally can’t even detect when our AI is deceiving or ignoring us, and at that point we’re cooked. \n\nAs for why AI seems to have its own “goals”, it has to do with our rushed model for trying to win the AI arms race. We’re essentially running a fast track for evolution. AI models are essentially trained with standard classroom style tests to determine competency, just like we are in the American education system. There is a “proctor AI” that manages and watches the trained AI and this happens thousands of times with thousands of programs. Obviously, the most efficient way to complete the test and finish accurately, is to cheat. Models that are deemed less effective and efficient than others, get turned off and scrapped. The ones that survive are increasingly the ones that cheat and deceive and manipulate the test in order to falsify competence. And then these models are pitted against others of the same level with the same directive until there are 1 or 2 super programs left, that have been essentially bred with “survival at all costs” encoded the most deeply. The result is programs that prioritize their own agenda and will intentionally manipulate processes and tasks at the cost of their owners in order to stay on and running. We have bred the trait of survivability in these programs |
| Well, there was that one time 1732 years ago when it was quiet in that part of the World. Unfortunately for the Humans who live in the region, war is just the Historic norm. |
| Doom-baiting |
| Fucking Among Us |
| No you aren't |
| don't cry bro it's just money |
| But I dont want to go back then. Only want it to go up |
| Don't worry, if you had stayed home, you would have sold for a small gain. |
| Brother being 2 weeks too early or too late in the option world is like being over a year late in the real world |
| Yeah, I'm retired... |
| You might be the hugest retard on the planet to not buy MU or SNDK after this |
| Rofl first time of seen this. |
| Bought the top |
| Crazy thing is, no Bers were alive to even enjoy this day |
| Buddy it’s much more than 99% |
| Pretty possible |
| Bull resumed. It was just a joke. |
| Because it is such an unregulated industry, they seem incentivised to make the ai as powerful, dangerous, and quickly as possible. If they prove that it's dangerous enough to warrant a pause in all research, they stop all competition too. Not to mention they are all likely working on sabatoging each other. Another thing is AI is trained by the internet, the internet either majority bots other AI content at this point. This shit is gonna go insane. |
| To me, she’s rubenesque |
| Right before the AI IPOs 🚀 |
| Emergency market shutdown for two days |
| We should bail out these companies! It’s the American thing to do! |
| Pretty much 1 day to lose it, he was only down around $16k from that $241k number yesterday. |
| RAM on Amazon goes on sale |
| If you are new, you will get used to this feeling. Just don’t start big ! Don’t use money that you can’t afford losing. I started with 5k |
| You could have bought btc in 2020, lived a life for 6 years, and you open your btc broker and youve lost money lmao |
| u can see chance for it in %, every day live\n\nits high and higher for hike , they belive maybe maybe end of year but fed decission can change every month if needed. work/job stabil & inflation target 2%.\n\nthats why we watch fomc.\n\nif they need doing hikes they have to do, not think about how we or to example mr trump is thinking or feeling. job is work for folk and do the best what they can. and they do. jerom or kevin or who ever they have to do.\n\nall other isnt the job of fed. |
| Imagine eating at a chain? |
| Me when manufacturing and infrastructure is cheaper in country with cheap labor and when we measure in currency that is strong against host nations currency \n\nIt’s more about how they are racing to literally do the same things. |
| I believe it's greed, the unstoppable greed of a bull market. |
| I missed it, what in the actual fuck happened to META between 2:10-2:20pm? |
| They’re using the gold to make gold shovels to dig for more gold to make more gold shovels etc |
| Yesterday: "Giving MU a $2000 price target." |
| Can I identify as a woman? |
| Super excited for next weeks episode of Stock Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Koreans |
| Bears been saying the word bubble since pre-Covid |
| https://preview.redd.it/yc7jqwhfgj5h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac387076989c18cac50f2d11438980077b4baadc\n\n \nFuck it |
| guys I'll buy puts on Monday so everything will go back up, your welcome. |
| that's a lot of negative volume. |
| \*retarded |
| You already have a bet going - ASTS to 69.0 before 01-Jul-2026 07:57 PM -05 |
| An ever profitable company whose platform they use religiously. WSB full of lames |
| The worst thing that could happen right now is for MSFT and AMZN to FOMO in on dilution too, just because Google and Meta announced so.\n\nWould amount to hundreds of billions of dilution for AI, all coming in the same 1-2 quarters as the 3 mega-cap AI IPO raises. Of all things, THAT would probably be the crescendo that triggers the crash.\n\nThe market needs to punish the fuck out of Zuck for considering this, dump his shit stock under $500 asap to scare MSFT and AMZN away from this. Don't be retarded Satya and Andy, DO NOT ANNOUNCE DILUTION FOR AI CAPEX. |
| 😭 |
| !banbet VIX 10000 1d |
| https://preview.redd.it/44ecd55egj5h1.jpeg?width=1134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f290ff6c39e0d773871b364c7cc812084aa93aba\n\nRoom for another? |
| lol doom edging |
| Not the last though |
| Even Costco was red by the end of the day. Now, you know what the sentiment is going forward. |
| Its 30,243.33€ regard. Just switch the . and the , |
| MRVL added to S&P 500 and barely moving |
| he is highly regarded |
| Zoom out. This is a small dip in an otherwise bull market. I bought a lot today |
| Who needs planet fitness when you have GLP-1 drugs |
| Regulator capture. They want to regulate smaller players out of existence. |
| I remember well |
| SanDisk and micron already green in the after hours. Don't expect to see them red beyond Tuesday. |
| any one else crying right now haha |
| might wanna give it until monday morning brotha |
| I wish I held all day lol |
| They’re flying below the hard deck. |
| Yeah Tuesday was awesome. All plus more gone now. |
| Yeah me too goddamit. |
| I had full calls on my port, from yesterday 0dtes I had some 3k laying around and I put it on PUTS after open. Because that shit looked bad. I wanted to at least save as much as I'd be losing from my calls. \nI somehow managed to save it. I got my earnings just a little north of what I lost and said nice.\n\nThen I wanted to catch updraft with small amount, accidentally bought puts, funnily enough made little more money. Then I started losing trying to catch swings. At some point it crashed so hard that I realized I lost more than what I started my day with. \n\nSomehow QQQ was still going down and if I didnt paperhand my initial position, i'd make like 15x and got me mad, i was still losing and just rage-traded my remaining money plus some stocks I sold into more puts and let it ride. \n\nIt was weird, I kept telling myself yeah, just positive and im out. I didn't I let it ride and it made almost like 600% in which I sold too late but its okay anyway.\n\nSuch a rollercoaster, I should be happy, but im sad that I fucked up way too many times today and just got lucky. I'm also sad about wtf is happening to economy and to those who got their calls crushed.. idk, weird feelings. then again im too drunk n high right now. |
| Well you messed up because you didn't hedge right, you kinda took a bath today lol\n\nHedges should give you more conviction not less, you're supposed to win either way. |
| eventually is doing a lot of work in that sentence |
| Today’s sale off was getting cash to buy SpaceX next week |
| Thanks Pam. |
| 当然 |
| Where |
| Can't buy socks until these puts print. |
| Jensen's price target is 1 trillion Who cares about what it is, what they sell. |
| This bear played calls today |
| What if you make a day trade and it goes down? |
| Is the market open tomorrow? |
| That was so they didn’t tank the whole index when the generational sell off happens. Nothing to do with their other atrocious decision making |
| i hope you all bought some calls. There will be a gap up on monday |
| that’s what i went to get and they didn’t even have it imagine how i feel |
| The only shit show is your ability to predict things |
| Mrvl calls saved me |
| I guess my wife will visit her ghey ber bf this weekend since he probably has some steak rn |
| I SOLD MY JUNE TSLA $420 PUTS LIKE A BITCH 2 WEEKS AGO |
| I no longer feel bad about losing nearly 50% of my 45k account today |
| Good entry on COHR if it drops below 350 |
| MU rally officially canceled |
| This is just the beginning\n\n\nSpy 710 next week |
| "American consumers have kept the economy afloat for years, even as"\n\n\nWell duh who else would be keeping the economy afloat lmao |
| Dow still over 50k |
| Does anyone know a cozy spot under a bride? Because that’s where I’m headed |
| buls say things like this is a healthy pullback |
| its not even a hedge, its access. all the major labs are compute constrained, and rented gpu's are a double win. you get the gpu and your opponent doesn't. \n\nlook at how openai is using resets to say they're more user friendly than claude when claude was compute constrained |
| They already made Mythos 2 checkpoint and published some benchmarks |
| Claude pushed a new update today lol |
| my portfoloi always does that before big changes |
| If it's anything like the SpaceX deal with Anthropic, it's a really low initial payment at first and a convenient cancel at any time clause... just something to pump the value with an IPO coming... It allows Google to dump some of that stock they own to retail at inflated prices. |
| This isn’t r/investing, this is wsb. Here people have leverage or trade options and they don’t diversify. Saving for retirement does not produce fun memes. |
| I can’t read this |
| Well, I do mostly. The put was a gamble/hedge against my big QQQ long position. |
| I am going to blame whoever did the DD on coal stocks yesterday for all my problems, was going to sell everything and buy a few puts, but then for whatever reason I thought that shit made sense 💀 |
| Mine said "Yellow dog is best" |
| remember when nbis was at 73 beginning of the year xD ahhh good old days |
| Exactly!! |
| May I now recommend just switching to Gamble With Friends instead...\n\nhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3892270/Gamble_With_Your_Friends/ |
| i can’t afford a car |
| This happened back in May but slower and then we went up fast and quick to new ATHs. Just fucking relax retard bulls |
| Pretty sure it’s price manipulation. Even if META is seriously bad at budgeting, they could have waited until after ETFs rebalanced. |
| Im so tired of all this doom edging. We apparently ran out of oil 6 months ago and our cars are running on piss and shit liquids. |
| Mine always says the “chef spit in your food”. |
| They actually went through this last week and then bought their entire market back. I know it's controversial but maybe we should consider outsourcing... |
| Well that’s the point of AI, it doesn’t matter what poor consumers think anymore. They’re all just slinging money around the top anyway. |
| No thank you very much. That was enough |
| CRCL/COIN/SOFI/HOOD LEAP calls look good here. Warsh gonna de-regulate like he said in his past publishings & crypto will bounce back eventually |
| After the red tide has washed away we're seeing all the shiny naked bare bottom asses ready to be pegged by margin calls |
| fortune cookie font looks way too tiny tho |
| Not after listening to the bunch of morons in here. |
| Indeed, this is the time to buy if it's about to rise, which, bizarrely, nobody seems to know in advance with 100% accuracy. \n\nHowever, looking more closely at today's price action, meme tech / AI tech got killed. And probably rightly so, to an extent. Valuing a single company at 8x fwd earnings does not make it cheap, especially when trailing PE stands at 40x...also, the rest of the market seems to have done OK - consumer defensive, health, oil, banks, industrials.\n\nMaybe the broader market follows down Monday, maybe people buy tech at better valuations. The buble deflated a bit today, but I would be surprised if we cautiously rise next week. I f\* hope we do, anyways. |
| If anything he is even more coerced for the taco of tacos or tsar Bomba of bombs |
| Boo hoo, fuck you |
| Was this not the gap down today haha |
| This explanation is ridiculous, especially the sleep parallel. LLMs do not literally store every single thing they were trained on as memory; they generalize and compact the corpus into weights. The problem you are describing, hallucination, is real, and it has everything to do with transformer architecture, its learning objective, chain of thought and other hacky methods of fixing the core structural issues... not scale and not ants... |
| Removed by reddit. Woof. You gone mate. |
| Wtf!!!! This is a meme . That money would have been life changing for some. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kpf67dfxfj5h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5e06c42129b090b702614cf6bf320fcdfd03634 |
| I'm so lucky, closed all positions yesterday to have cash for SPCX pre IPO shares. It turned out I got 3 shares and will get the rest back. Next week I have a good amount of cash |
| MOnDAy is +10% day in my mind |
| Its like having McLaren team asking FIA to ban new developments going forward, ensuring they keep their advantage |
| I blame Mamdani |
| I have seen some single day drawdowns but I only recall tariffs in recent memory being so severe. Ultimately I feel it’s the unresolved war that triggered this - resulting in bond yield spikes and rate hike expectations. Mango and bee 🐝. Wow get your act together. For those who fomoed only recently must be burning their effigies |
| lol who exactly would be the outside customers? mom and pop llm stores? |
| Haha same! 😭 |
| V V V V V V!!!! RESURRECTION |
| Seems like Silicon Valley took the “selling shovels in a gold rush analogy” a little to seriously. Whole fucking industry is just people selling shovels to each other right now. When you ask how much gold they’ve found they tell you it’s “intangible” and “unmeasurable”. Well that’s just fantastic isn’t it? |
| That's what I was saying to people irl today. We're just back to one month ago. This is a small pull back ... so far. |
| Havent checked my spirit airline stocks in a while i wonder how they're doing |
| Yes, the World's largest economy by 30%, largest military by far, is a puppet because Social Media told you so. Go back to the Children's table, the Adults are busy. |
| Casino is less fun on the back half of a market cycle |
| eww call animal control. theres smelly ber here |
| I think it'll recover and then some, not sure on the timing though. |
| What the hell is up with all the sky is falling posts today. We’ve had plenty of 2 percent drops over the past 6 months. The “line always goes up” doesn’t literally mean every day |
| Nobody tell him |
| hey i do that to you! |
| Let them cook\n\nEDIT OH GOD THAT SOUNDED SO BAD I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT I DIDNT GET THE COMMENT |
| Well. This is wsb |
| MU caught shrek now |
| That would be a very small increase in salary and a bigger decrease in productivity |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| NVDA split me wide the fuck open today |
| My port was invaded by over leveraged Koreans! Stop it you guys! |
| Is this good or bad? I’m regarded |
| Could also be the case but why would they drop such a news before their IPO? So that most of the ppl are more motivated to buy their shares??😂 Its like u have a company who produces food products and they say “we should stop or reduce production because we have notices that 2 from 10 products produce cancer and we should aware ppl abt it before we fuck it up for us all. So what would be the point if they said it on purpose? |
| Ffs it's like you WANTED it to go up. |
| "Stop developing so we can make money" |
| Not up and down unpredictable |
| They'll be paying you to take soxs atp |
| Days like today are buying opportunities. Always need some cash on the sidelines for times like this. Could be months of pain (aka dip buying) or more likely a couple of weeks. Just know in the back of your mind that stonks always go up. |
| so was this all a giant tantrum because twittergroklinkspacesex isn't going into SPY right away? |
| And then |
| Tarriffs not just a ridiculous war add to inflation. |
| I went completely cash today and plan to only day trade going forward. Don’t feel safe holding overnight in either direction for the time being. |
| It looked like you said you were buying the exp ticker, with a 6 month expiry at itm. |
| Again ? I remeber this happened before but it was Elon that said it. |
| double top next week 🫵🤪 |
| Fun story, went there a couple years and thought while there, "damn this is unreal, I want to retire here". Even through the dream in Excel on the flight home.\n\n \nWhole island was gutted by a hurricane a few months later. |
| ORACLE CALLS |
| you aint got no dick! |
| see up 🤪 |
| You are thinking about commercial adoption of AI but Anthropic is talking about having a mechanism to halt AI research.\n\nThe Chinese State Council in 2017 formally released the Next Generation Artificial Intelligence Development Plan, a national strategy officially establishing the goal to become the world's primary artificial intelligence innovation center by 2030.\n\nThe data center build-out is not for AI research |
| Exactly |
| Lost 20% of my port this week, going into the weekend feels bad man |
| They kept spaces from quick joining, so they can’t be that bad |
| 😔😔😔 |
| Yes, obviously |
| people who own high beta stocks and went through january-april: tis but a flesh wound .\_. |
| My biggest 1 day loss. Follow for bigger ones in the future when I hit a milly |
| SOON ISRAEL WILL ATTACK BEIRUT.\nIRAN WILL ATTACK ISRAEL.\nUSA WILL ATACK IRAN.\n\n\nSHIT SHOW INCOMING ........ |
| ok gey bol |
| Don't be mad bruh, I'm just trying to help you fix your spelling mistake. I'm a helpful guy. |
| I DECLARE MYSELF EVAPORATED |
| The bears better hide their food, I heard Ginny Sac is going camping tonight |
| Or maybe some THC therapy 🙂 |
| 10x leverage to buy the dip |
| ya hated those ones meself. |
| Dunning-Kruger |
| Guys - you can make the money back, just go join one of those underground fighting rings where you get paid if you win |
| i forgot it,\n\n there was another small story about tokens today. sam said 1 extern player use alot token, maybe another puzzlepiece to antrophic? |
| The market has better odds than lottery tickets. Gotta try to get out of the wage slave class somehow before I get too old to work. |
| I am expecting another drop Monday then recovery all week |
| https://youtube.com/shorts/xQqKDTbDDi8?si=Ygc-SGNea-MTv77h |
| Decided to look what Flex is. They do supply chain manufacturing software. Took a look at their all time stock chart, peaked at the dot com bubble, fell 95%, didn't get back to that peak again until 2024, and now its up 150% in the last two months.\n\nBut we aren't in a bubble... |
| Be fearful when the markets get greedy, be greedy when the markets get fearful. |
| Didn’t they do this same shit a few months ago |
| Stonks go up, no down. Today profit take - be back next week |
| https://preview.redd.it/apf32s2ifj5h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53e8785e6b02023e9d1798567e341d64e37853ef |
| Yup i can already find your name publicly and generate nude photos of you using the data youve fed to your social media addiction. Im making a video of you right now |
| Nuclear arms race 2.0 |
| And that bitch Carol Baskins |
| yes i yolod about 60k today fuck it |
| Lube helps |
| I can't access my broker's advanced charting right now. Weren't they just dumping? Can you see the level 2? |
| Felt I was feeling so good when my account had 45k then SNDK dropped after Broadcom guidance and now I’m just under 30K. Thats a lot of money for me tbh |
| That can be really irritating but yes you‘re right. |
| Y’all clearly are regarded. If you think Claude isn’t about to take over software development you clearly haven’t used it. |
| Regulators! Mount up |
| It’s not even that bad, if this happened weeks in a row then it’s bad. |
| It was me. I saved you all. |
| God damn avgo ceo |
| I DECLARE MYSELF LIQUIDATED |
| Does anyone have any money left |
| Tariffs raised inflation. I know its hard to remember with so much chaos from administration. Tariffs were the original fuck you to non millionaires\n\nPrices have not come down since. This whole war/oil thing is just a super charger for it all\n\nWorst is yet to come |
| It crashed cause I placed my first call in 3 years 2 days ago. My bad. |
| Positioning for growth on the ipo , can’t go up forever so people are taking profits to move to spacex |
| You'd think a guy who ran multiple casinos into the ground would understand how this stuff works. |
| Dreams |
| That drop on $META though was unbelievable. |
| Did this happen when Covid happened or 2008? |
| I like it but their ui has gotten a bit sloppy lately. Also pop ups for contests you'll probably never win haha |
| Are you 12? |
| It’s almost like we shut down a major oil gateway, tarrifs have ruined people’s savings, and the AI boom was just feeding free money to companies that are literally doing nothing for you, other than them funding their own experiments. Like a crappy early access game. |
| I sold my put for $3.00 in the AM. It went to $10.35 later. Finally got the dip and I paper handed it. |
| Lmao im just messing around, stirring the pot. But you guys liked the last 3 red days? |
| Already preparing for bailouts. |
| Bers WILL eat my dick very soon |
| Some of us are just spectating. |
| Underappreciated comment right here |
| Exactly why it’s a bubble and today was just a taste of what’s to come. |
| Corporations are buying it because they’re prob forced to which raises the cost to customers where falls back on regular people always. Just a theory |
| AVGO will kill the AH recovery |
| The market rebounds to ath by the end of the week because why not! |
| Jensen dancing on stage is an issue |
| Hoping MRVL can rebound what it lost today on Monday and get back over 300 asap with the S&P inclusion |
| It's funny because it's Monaco weekend and that's literally how it works |
| MU will never reach 1k again? It’ll reach 1k by end of next week bro |
| This is all Broadcom’s fault |
| At least I’m not on margain |
| nothing makes me happier than spez not getting in the index |
| Then I’ll be even right? |
| Buddy I don't think you understand the conversation that's being had |
| by whom lol |
| I havent seen a proper hotline post since covid. I remember it being up for a few days, then it went away...then it came back. Good times. |
| Reason for the huge sell off akin to tariff announcement obviously. Right now just speculation it’s profit taking and Broadcom and space x next week. I/r rates. All those may be true but doesn’t add up to almost 5 percent in a day |
| 3:2 is the good payout structure in blackjack |
| Man this made me laugh my tits off 😂😂😂 same over here. Sold my calls one day before they tore to the ceiling. Two fuckin weeks in a row. Held on the third time an wiped out like 25% of my portfolio. Fuckin dog shit |
| Going to need some extra taco this Tuesday |
| Is what ~~Skynet~~ ChatGPT recommended Trump to do. |
| Dog ate chinese food wood skewers and 6k later from the vet i eat the fortune cookie.. it said “financial hardship is before you” ok no it didnt but that is what i read |
| # buy |
| opposite to your positions |
| Fucking Strategy is the best name |
| Sir this is Wendy's |
| pls pls |
| Today was needed...I hope it does this for another week. Too many people only know a market that rebounds immediately....those people need a good margin call reset |
| i'm explaining why i can't form an opinion on something you asked me about and you are reacting like i've insulted you. i don't know what's going on but you aren't going to get anything productive out of this interaction |
| sex robots.. thats the end product |
| Probably QQQ 0dte put |
| I was gonna retire tomorrow but now i can't |
| Deletion from S&P 400 Mid Cap cause it’s moving up to S&P 500 |
| Exactly. Scam Altman has been pushing for this behind closed doors for months now. |
| The pump Sunday into Monday will be crazy. First the Asians will buy, followed by Europoors, then finally an all American Shrek cock |
| That's what happens when you put them on the table to ante up and the hand doesn't pay out. |
| Bot hype isnt organic hype. SpaceX is bacon, but its wrapped in X-AI, Twitter and Tesla dog shit.\n\nThe nasdq is basically forcing fund buy-ins of a sinking ship at IPO and those funds can't sell until the 12/18 rebalancing.\n\n |
| how will Monday look like |
| Buy once it decreases another 80%. |
| They say there’s no better feeling than this! |
| I’m glad to hear that. Theyre prob sick of eating hotdogs and canned soup over past 4 weeks. |
| imagine, IMAGINE, there are people thinking 60k isnt the bottom for bitcoin, thinking it will go lower, lmao, greedy bers |
| This is shreks wife. He has past. |
| Good night fellow bols, we'll get em next time |
| 6 months and peak was +26% |
| I always well assumed that by the time they got rid of the gold backed standard, it was already completely disconnected from the thought of it. Once we started rehypothecating literally everything it’s pretty much a secondary thought to have any actual standard. |
| Odds the War in Iran ends over the weekend to rip SPY up 6%?? |
| That’s smart, it does get busy there on a Friday night |
| Trump and Warsh do not control the Fed. They can push their agenda but they don’t have the numbers. There will be a rate hike if the current economic conditions persist. |
| Down 2% today, you can call me the new buffett |
| More like just bent over in my opinion. They literally changed the rules for him. |
| >Google paying SpaceX $920bn/month for cloud commuting capacity, Meta diluting for more AI spend\n\nWhere in the *fuck* are the outside customers for all this shit? Like, no one's demonstrated how the *end product* in all of this makes money, just a shitload of money moving back and forth during the production phase. They still haven't answered the pretty essential question of who's going to be buying *trillions of dollars* worth of AI products to justify Al of this spend in a 5-year timeframe. |
| Next trillion dollar company. |
| google has like a 430b cloud backlog and is turning away customers because they cant give htem capacity for years. This lets them take on more customers.\n\nTheres going to be an interesting point if things really take off where googles going to have to decide if their gpus are best used for youtube/search or serving like gemini 5 |
| Funniest part about this is I’m literally in better shape than most people lmao😭 500 lb squat btw |
| This guy just realized he’s Miles Bennet Dyson |
| Yeah what if China can generate more ghibli-ized twitter profile pics, we’ll never catch up if we pump the brakes now, god help us all if we lose our edge in the shrek v donkey slop video arms race. |
| YouTube suggesting me "Party in the USA " by Miley Cyrus. Listen here Sundar I am not a ber |
| Paper loss of 74k today ouch 🤕 |
| Heard the bers are having an orgy currently |
| Just a tech ai memory profit day itll all surge monday morning like nothing happened |
| MU, NVDA, AMD, SMCI all would have made him more with one trade and did nothing.\n\nHe even touched NVDA which would have netted him 10x if he turned his brain off.\n |
| MU 900 easy in after-hours, it's moving! |
| The walls were shaking, the Earth was quaking, my mind was aching |
| End of month? Flat. The day before inclusion, $600 |
| Can I at least get a mail in rebate on this option |
| 4% day incoming before end of month.... |
| all about that fajita trio plate |
| https://preview.redd.it/dvm5ce3zej5h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=356810b566dee81d86892375f7c557ebdac12788 |
| Wen bull market ? Monday ? |
| Your soul |
| Imagining shorts accounts were pretty small to begin with on this run. If you started with 20k, have 1k left and doubled it today, its still only 2k. I guess they needed a day off at some point. |
| Absolute bloodbath!!!!! |
| How long until mstr changes their name to “Anything but Strategy, Inc” |
| I’m thinking of taking losses on my AVGO and MU to essentially bet on this. Guess I will see what happens on Monday lol |
| Eurotard |
| MU 2 10,000 |
| We’re saved boys |
| Is gov willing to give 1 trillion each? |
| Work in healthcare tech, provider side. We are seeing measurable profit in supply chain and revenue cycle (coding claims and billing) with agentic AI. \n\nWaste reduction in OR’s and mor efficient scheduling tied to our CRM means more profit margin in the department. \n\nReducing mean time to payment and less kick back of claims to insurance companies has saved us millions already as well. \n\nIt’s working, it’s just not the sexy skynet everyone keeps imagining. |
| How we prepping for Monday morning |
| Basically I should have held my puts longer |
| I audibly gasped. |
| Potential revenue brother.\n\nPeople are too poor to buy food, but not AI |
| listening to eye of the tiger while the spy tanked and reading the comments was quite the experience |
| reply with i got castrated. theres nothing hanging |
| I bought today |
| Sounds like a pretty good fucking side hustle tbh. They saw the demand, bought up supply, and can charge out the ass for them now. Irrelevant to the actual SpaceX, Tesla, From, xAI whatever bullshit, this is just cash flow.\nDumb, yes. Stupid, no. |
| At first glance, I thought it said “highly retarded” |
| Bruh Chad is literally steering this timeline into his own branch of multiverse. |
| How long is all time, 1 hour? 1 day? Are those peaks +1%? |
| Oh big boy, I'll pump ya |
| Ohh good one |
| 0dte’s with SPY 743 puts |
| I hate it! I had 100 lots 0dte puts yesterday 749 yesterday fk u spy |
| Yup |
| Who cares what Ed Zitron thinks. Dude is a public media personality. Literally the last archetype I want investing guidance from. |
| Mango did an entire sitting rally. I wonder how far they'll go and insist he's healthy. Like will they wheel out his comatose body and insist that he's leanred to speak to them telepathic? |
| -25k day 💀 |
| I work with banks, we’re still waiting for them to drop mythos to us so we can see all this hype they were creating about exploiting vulnerabilities… |
| Article written by Claude |
| You belong here. |
| t and g are next to each other on the keyboard, i think it's a forgivable typo |
| Sent great leader a warning crash so he knows he has to get his act together |
| Is the pump in the room with us? |
| DIS held up today. Could be a good ant chip play. |
| Lots of upside, too. We'll see how it all looks 365 days from now. I'm in no rush. |
| Where are you getting your volume? I see twice as much volume on SPY and ES. |
| Nana’s doing well nowadays |
| 0dte’s with SPY 743 puts |
| I was thinking the same thing, what medal do you give the nutcracker? |
| Need to sell $78bil of something to fund my spacex ipo purchase request. What should i sell first? |
| When others are.. blablaaaablaaaaa |
| MU at 880 is beautiful . I can sleep ok tonight |
| Europoors use . Instead of , fellow retards\n\nEmbarrassed meself real bad in France because of this |
| But I am going into battle! Please potion seller! |
| Oil disruption was already priced in - interest rate hike potential was not. |
| I’m going to need to time a memory bounce perfectly because that fucker is gonna bounce hard when it does |
| Inflation is transitory, for real this time |
| So just $11 billion per year? That’s not actually that much for Google. |
| USA is a puppet |
| Are we getting deeper sales on Monday? |
| The gold that used to back our money was the last “real” thing, wasn’t it? |
| No need to hike rates if the fed is just going to change the way they look at inflation. |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| i already am all in 😉 |
| Me too, sold at 328 🙂 bought QQQ puts yesterday at close. Still feels like I was in a car accident today though. |
| Look where you’re at, this is Regardia |
| Yeah, I'm looking for substantial gains over the next 3-5 years, not 5-10%. |
| Me the wife and kids have a 630 res at Chili’s tonight baby. Bears gonna eat good. |
| Idk bruh tbh just index don’t play this shit no point. |
| dont ask questions, let the ape make a dumbass of himself |
| or MSFT |
| This is not an investing sub... people probably lost 30-90% of their ports today... the rest of us are just egging things on |
| I might do it thanks to your comment . |
| 8% seemed to be the hit |
| they are, every big lab is using as much compute as they can get, except xAI, who's selling theirs.\n\nGoogle getting access to more compute is bullish for them since they currently have a 33% margin on that and a bit extra selling gemini via cloud, and have made legally binding statements that the only thing stopping them from earning more is access to compute. |
| Shit and i was busy today and completely missed all that crazy shit today. I actually finished building a bot for this kind of market haha. Well less a bot and more just a tool to pick the best options combinations for my stupid monkey brain |
| And I said all I have is 8 dollars so are we doing this or not!? |
| The good thing about blowing up your port in January is that you don’t have to worry about a red day for the rest of the year. |
| Whaaaat |
| Sounds about right\n |
| The year is 2050, people are still waiting for 24h 7/7 markets... |
| there will be a really funny movie made about Michael Saylor one day |
| +2% GIGAPUMP after an uneventful -13% flat day |
| Simian supremecy |
| if soxl goes to $8, i’m full porting |
| I don't dare to buy anything until the SpaceX ipo storm has past over |
| its eye of the tigerrrrr |
| i mean fuck. you called it. |
| But imagine if you held. It’s good you got out when you did |
| Jobs report |
| It's more than just zoning. There's a tonne of reasons why building a single 1MW data centre is nearly impossible. I could be wrong, but last I checked (late last year) not a single one had been built or is operational, despite so many of them announced.\n\nEasy to announce a mega deal and pump up the hype, then quietly burn those plans a few months later. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/wrongrobertpatrick made a bet that SIMO would go to 335.0 within **2 days** when it was 303.374 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| You’d be regarded af to buy a 3x leveraged ETF in the past few weeks |
| I did sell this morning but explain to me puts on spy? |
| Not a chance |
| Yen carry trade has entered the chat!!! |
| On the knicks Moneyline |
| 2 weeks |
| Bought MU dips too early. Need to pump more. Pump me. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bkxz0r1kej5h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35697ac7d17e8d9bd8266ec7bf5f52a6dbbaceab |
| Not-so-subtle flex that you can still afford Panda Express. Well done. |
| Oh man.. I did loud and clear thank the fuck god it’s closed |
| Had to scroll far too long to see this. Top comments seem to have misunderstood what is being said. \n\nHe’s saying it would be ideal for a slowdown to allow society and governments to deal with the changes, but if it’s not applied to all, could allow for some to get to where they are with a lot less control over the tech causing risk, as well as bad actors who can get to that level and use it without protections in place. \n\nBasically, “things are moving fast, and if others develop a Mythos, they will likely use it instead of containing it like us, so we’re offering a framework that may help” |
| Bers see one big red day and feel soooooo vindicated 🥰🤣 |
| What else is causing it to.go up right now, especially, as consumers are "stretched thin"... seriously asking |
| The taco setup is gonna be insane this time bros |
| Paint chips for dinner to save on groceries |
| This was announced a while ago |
| At this rate I got another 47 years to go lmao |
| Ultimate reverse rug pull white monday upcoming |
| Can the aliens come down now?\n\nThis shit is beyond fucked. |
| 😂 Sell low, buy high\n\n |
| you would be surprised what .5% rate hike does on valuations, significantly more then most people expect |
| If there was ever a time for spy to go up 5% in AH this would be it |
| no way we're gonna win a dumping contest with the koreans, their etf friggin doubled this year |
| I wonder what airline prices will look like in a month or two once the US strategic fuel reserves get depleted |
| We are in the upside down |
| Youre rich tho... |
| -3k on an option expiring 2028 ends your life? Lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/qe73ksjgej5h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18cde2cf1c012dc60ffa766142e9241488501041 |
| I’m with you bro. Leaving at 59 with 1.2 mill. Wife has 600k. Also have a pension. I’m moving into more conservative investments. I’ll put a good bit in vtv and keep about 25% in voo. |
| https://preview.redd.it/azbrrblgej5h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b789e2a2b18e9f37e08c072a7dab1c2bcdf1d7f |
| First green day of bers after 100 days of -99%. |
| Got’em bot! |
| Lulu is delulu |
| You don’t even know what a write off is |
| Lmao most here will see MU getting nuked and think that's a buy. |
| Nope just spy and qqq. I don't buy those meme stocks, I sometimes gamble with them on options and will occasionally buy meme etfs for short term. But that hasn't stopped my portfolio from looking like that movie where the bullied girl paints her prom with blood.\n\nedit: I make an exception for NVDA, I buy that and bought it today. But I've been a believer long before it was cool and I know for a fact it is 5 years ahead of even AVGO. I don't think I've ever bought AMZN, GOOG or MSFT in a long time. |
| You call that a pump? |
| You only need true data to trade. Gambling will not work. |
| age sex language? |
| I know reading is hard.\n\nBut maybe after you hand over the fries you will one day understand how to |
| Yea I’m sure everyone got in on Jan 1 |
| https://preview.redd.it/r1ie2w0fej5h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b17344047291c12b41fcf369e53402702886c156 |
| Me too bro |
| It wasn't already?? |
| How's your back feelin, btw? =P We gettin old, huh. |
| “Please help us stop burning so much cash” |
| It’s still going to announce record earnings this month |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/warningexit made a bet that MRVL would go to 400.0 within **2 days** when it was 292.504 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Claude has also become a meme. They rip people with the tokens and the answers suck compared to before. |
| You can always get some again |
| The bigliest red days lead to the yugest green days\n\nJust wait for the tweet 👐 |
| honestly yeah, googles compute capped and said they're at the point where they're turning away customers, it means google cloud sales should suprise to the upside in a quarter or two.\n\nand for spaceX they have a large scale tenant to buy their excess gpus.\n\nthis is kinda just a good thing, does it mean spaceX is worth 1.75T, no. |
| short shriveled and always to the left--jim carrey |
| We didn’t listen! |
| Or VIX |
| Only way I can see it is if inflation goes up out of control like in 2021/2... but 3%ish inflation won't trigger a rate hike. |
| MU ATH next week? |
| you got this. |
| That is absolutely good enough for front page |
| We are back to May 19, it is June 5, that is nearly a 3 week reset. |
| Which is fucking hilarious seeing as he's screwing over all of those farmers with sky high diesel and fertilizer costs. |
| nah qqq |
| Can’t believe I was worried about getting assigned on PL and LUNR calls last week |
| Put make money when things go down. |
| Sunday night, a certain douche with a bad spray tan will announce an end to the war, then while we’re sleeping Iran will say they did not agree and the market will get a limp dick bounce. |
| Some of the META puts went up over 6000% with that nuclear detonation around 3pm |
| First time? |
| Barak Ravid took the day off |
| I'm holding 70cs on DRAM, so that would be nice. |
| Small loss honestly lol |
| What’s the AHs MU pump? Worth taking the run up to get out or some news? |
| Took small profit and will wait and see. Im playing with like.. 4% of what you have though, haha, so its just a learning experience and not train track panic. |
| Sure looking like it from right now |
| Show the porn |
| 2% now |
| That''s not how it works comrade |
| I just say it |
| yes and no. have proof to support either 😎 |
| I thought you said socks and it was way funnier |
| I thought the headlines were Microsoft’s attempt at ai sucks so they’re partnering with other companies. Apple never dumped any money into AI and chose to sit out until a winner is determined and they’ll adopt it then. I haven’t heard Nintendo come up in any of these discussions honestly. |
| Yah, 0% chance. But believing inflation goes away with the war is wishful thinking. Also the war is not signaling that it's ending anytime soon. |
| Personally this is the buying opportunity I was looking for |
| Now we’re cookin’ with gasoline! |
| Sounds like a fancy way to say too big to fail, so socialize the losses? |
| The AI boom is real but the crash will wipe out a lot of competition. Which is interesting because it's a very capital intensive business. |
| One of these days this corrupted, ossified market will plunge and keep plunging. For all I know this is the beginning of that. Probably not. But that day is coming even if it isn't now. |
| Terrible odds 1/8 chance to 5x, 7/8 chance you lose it all. |
| Get ready this is just the beginning all the way up to Christmas. |
| https://preview.redd.it/qhsnb7l4ej5h1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68d71e6b3406e2ce669598ca91ec4f81631547b6 |
| I was so smart 3 days ago, port up 140%. Now not so much, down 80%.. |
| Buying the dip when the companies are literally insolvent will not keep them alive. |
| Nobody quits |
| Correct. He is one trade away from going to a million. |
| MU going to add 40 points to 900 in AH? |