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| Why you pick retarded companies? |
| Too much and not enough |
| Those times have apparently been coming every few weeks for the past so many years. In reality Nasdaq was due an organic correction after the COVID blitz arnd the 15k level, and it was doing that, but we printed our way out of it and have been printing since. If we weren't prepared to see the consequences 3-4 yrs before what makes you think we are now? It's too late. The "crash" of today and the future now means the SnP doubling overnight and you loosing half the value of the $ you own overnight. |
| You used to be able to judge how good a post was by the number of rocket ships drawn in crayon. Lacking the flourish of the old days, I can only rate this 4 out of 5 yellow crayons. |
| Yes, BTC to 52k |
| 0 thankfully |
| 25000 stocks |
| Someone tell me my Appl puts aren’t cooked |
| Stocks are risky …. You know that going in … up\nN down volatility is the name of the game |
| Have a good weekend, boys! Love you guys. Happy I recovered some of my losses. \nWish you a good woman who treats you great tonight! |
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| This is actually a much better play 🫡 |
| I have yet to hear a compelling case for why the intrinsic value is > $0 |
| I’m betting he is updating his linkdin from a display phone at best buy |
| I was feeling better about the recovery today until $HIMS got cucked by the next administration scam. |
| How did you manage to lose every way possible? |
| You bought puts on a stock that had already JUST dropped over 30%. Such bravery! |
| The regards are strong here |
| Yes, the cialis (spelling?) is good at least. Idk about anything else |
| That’s actually kinda sad |
| Dafuq was that sneaky ass rally at like 3:50 lol, shit fell rq tho |
| I am $1 in green. That count? This is before taxes, though. |
| ARE WE GOING TO NUKE IRAN THIS WEEKEND? |
| 700 still out of reach tho. |
| Rddt is fake n gay |
| If you actually went to his LinkedIn, he explained that he exited MSTR long before this huge drawdown, ended up profiting almost 800k lmaoo.\n\nBut yes he is indeed goofy for thinking that it took 100+ hours of "MicroStrategy" to make that move |
| He's long game store now instead of being a 🐻 which is somehow even dumber |
| Thats old news at this point |
| Spy had a 3% gain on below average daily volume… I’m assuming you’re holding calls over the weekend? |
| Did you buy today? |
| Well, Mango just posted an image portraying the Obamas as monkeys, PUT on market |
| nah yall r regarded goys |
| Everything in my port was red yesterday now it’s all green what even man |
| Hell yeah brother! That’s how we do it |
| Yup |
| If you're green YTD - congrats\n\nIf you're red YTD - we'll you're here, that was assumed originally |
| are boner pills from the pharmacy good? they legit use the same manufacturers |
| If I feel bad for HIMS maybe it’ll distract me from my losses |
| >! After this week I need a beer!< |
| He can make more Money as Comedian. |
| same 🤣 |
| I feel like I change my mind on this every day lol. I don't even know at this point. I feel like you just have to play each day individually. |
| We are super goys. Super goys held on yesterday. No panic buys. No panic sells. Super goys held on with strong faith 💪 |
| They already have lexapro |
| Lol no you can't buy puts after hours genius |
| Market closed for 64 hours\n\nIdk if I can last |
| how much NBIS do you own? |
| Buy Buy Buy!!! 💸… you’re the hero bag holders didn’t know they needed |
| it only went up like 5% on most stocks. still a long way to go |
| I unloaded my 50 NVDA calls at top today, which only means it will go much higher |
| It’s like when your mistress catches you with your side chick |
| Did you pay extra for that |
| A scan company but nobody seems to care.. |
| Ber |
| Yesterday i commented “back to 690 next week is very reasonable” but turns out the correct statement wouldve been “back to 690 tomorrow is very reasonable” |
| All in arkk |
| Or the other way around... |
| They keep diluting and have to roll metric ton of cheap debt to higher rates but tbf I've seen worse and at least they're growing a bit. Best of luck. |
| So HImS didn't know they needed FDA approval? Heyo, wtf?? 😂 |
| That’s Nvidia doing most of the heavy lifting, I swear they make the mag 7 take turns on lifting the thing. |
| Is it not the other way around |
| Sorey, but that sound a pretentious as fuck. How do you spend 100 hours studying bitcoin?\n\nUnless he's talking about doing a deep dive into block chain technology. |
| It’s not even looking bad, especially considering we didn’t have an end of day sell off before close. Chill out and go enjoy your weekend |
| Get the sub‑tenant to sign a lease and collect a security deposit so they become the party you can hold accountable for rent. Then have the original tenants sign a written termination agreement that confirms the date they “moved out”.\n\nDocument everything and send a registered‑mail notice that lists any charges you’re claiming - unpaid rent, damages, etc. A registered notice creates a paper trail if the dispute ever ends up in court. As long as you have documentation, you can offset any owed amounts against their security deposit but check local tenancy rules. Good luck! |
| Yesterday. Yesterday was the dip to buy.\n\nGoddammit |
| I said it once and I'll say it again...BARC MENIOFF IN SHAMBLES LMAO FAILSOURCE |
| Spy 655 open Monday! |
| FDA mentioned them off the rip 🤣🤣 |
| No, I heard when you try to sell bitcoin they won't give you the money unless you really understand.\n\n\nAnd they ask questions, so the more advanced intellect and understanding of bitcoin you have, the more they pay you. |
| Samsies |
| Hell yeah brother! |
| Looks like the bottom fishing started! |
| One of us. One of us. |
| Bunch of retail (220M) got shaken and sold. Whales with a lot much higher capital (80M) bought. |
| What makes you say that? Keep in mind that their earnings date is March 9. |
| You have to also take into account opportunity cost so much more than 67.5k |
| national voguing show no doubt 💅 |
| Well week is over. Portfolio says down 3.8%. Could’ve been hella lot worse. |
| Reddit and gold lol |
| Everything pumping except the three turds I picked. ORCL SNAP FIGMA |
| I'm pretty sure he plans to turn these into space data centers. Launching new ponzi schemes to pay off the old ones. |
| The fuck is Liberation day… |
| Most HIMS investors are Pro-Pales. No wonder this administration wants to screw those people. |
| I think he needs to double down on The Metaverse and instead of The Metaverse, he should call it "Metaverse", it's much cleaner. |
| Yeah but I remember 5 years ago when it was also apparently imminent within 5 years. I really doubt LLM’s actually lead to an AGI, at least anytime soon. Of course LLM’s will still change society in a lot of ways, like not trusting images/videos anymore, erosion of entry-level knowledge work as we know it, all that kinda stuff |
| I hope ASTS will eventually eat their lunch but like you said, we’ll see. I think the biggest customers for satellite Internet are not going to be high bandwidth stationary assets like what star link is best for at this point in time… I think the bigger use case or total addressable market standpoint is the satellite cell phone connectivity with an unmodified phone. |
| Wealth advisor \n\n😆😆😆 |
| This |
| Sorry we can't give you any more margin right now |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry is going to have to shit in the woods with all his gay bear friends soon when he goes broke and homeless |
| SPY dropped from 690 to 678 on 220M volume. It went back up to 690 on only 80M volume. That probably means something, but I'm too stupid to figure it out. |
| I went in hard on SOXL Wednesday. Held through today.\n\nToday was a good day. |
| I hope you'll still have a place to live but based on how desperate you were to get some money from me I wouldn't be too hopeful. |
| Calls on what |
| ORCL is one to watch next week! |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I feel you i did too and leasson learned 😭 |
| 10/10. how has this company done so well? Violating patent law in open daylight for all to see. |
| Yea she was a piece of shit, took her to court and I won so I was able to tarnish I think like 15% of her wages, after 3 months she hired a lawyer and he said if we don’t drop it to 5% she’s gonna file bankruptcy then we won’t get anything. Was getting like $40 a month for a few months haven’t gotten anything in 2 years. I looked her up on Facebook and she is a fucking piece of shit who sells those dumb ass platters in the hood for like $20 😂 |
| There's also Prov. 21:9 and 25:24 "It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house". Must have had some experience with that. |
| Between RDDT, AMD and MU, I had one hell of a week |
| Some of you bulls are pretty cool. Don’t come to market next week. |
| It's okay you have lots to lose and already took out $1mil to buy that yacht, so you have $1.4mil plus a lot of assets, right...? |
| FDA said HIMS selling illegal shit. When has that ever stopped an American company? |
| Ask your mom. |
| I would pass out |
| But it does give me a good boner. |
| I think its gonna run slowly after this drop. Hopefully its finished dumping, I just grabbed long dated calls eod. |
| hims needs a hims kawk pill |
| Population shouldn't go up. 50% less means 50% less slaves. |
| Petition to make him a mod |
| Nows the time to buy mayhaps but dont listen to me lol i was looking previously how low gold and silver used to be until i think 3-5 yesrs ago 🤔 well with how muchbmoney they keep printing to devalue the us dollar wont surprise me if out of nowhere they spike back up |
| I’ll remind you to follow up on Monday or Tuesday |
| Price action after hours on Friday doesn’t matter right guys? I hope not. |
| This can’t be real |
| just wait for their OTC Methamphetamine business |
| Im Casino wird nicht geweint. |
| Should have studied it 100 more hours. |
| Setting the record for most number of words to say "priced in" |
| #WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, WELL IT’S THE BIG SHOWWWWWWW 🎺💥 🎶 It’s a big bad show tonight… 🎶 LMAO🤌 |
| On linkdin he claims that he is fine and got out before the crash. |
| Calls on VIX? |
| Next week, let's not |
| Great show. You'll make it back |
| Serious question, is boner pill from HIMS good? |
| Everytime hear Altman I'm getting Theranos flashbacks but with orders of magnitude more money at stake.\n\nJust like with nuclear fusion, OpenAI is always just a year from creating AGI it seems, just needs a couple hundred billion more. |
| So, I saw Vanguard didn't automatically close my in the money call options today in my ROTH IRA. I sold them 5 minutes before they expired. I didn't have enough funds to take delivery of the shares. Could have been bad |
| *staring at supplement industry* |
| never woulda expected CAT to be carrying the market on its back |
| solution: buy half, sell half 😇 |
| No em won't |
| You guys think hims can get into anti depression pills? |
| One of us! One of us! |
| Why didn’t you buy something good? |
| I don’t even know how to get EBT. It sounds sophisticated to get. |
| Hims is having a year from hell |
| Lost 12k today in the green market and I was buying calls 😑, I belong here |
| If I turn blind at least I wont see the red in the next recession. \n\nYoure on to something! |
| Put my sophisticated fries in the requisite micro penis strategist. |
| Thanks man. I’ve learned to be patient and wait for timing. |
| Hold on. You sold a put? Please tell me it’s not expiring today cuz you will be assigned 100 shares at 170 otherwise. |
| Also i bough a bit of gold and oh boi it seems since last year ive been buying at the wrong times but mistakes were learn and now i know when to buy 😭 |
| got fked by RDDT\n\ntime to get fked by HOOD\n\nwhatever. lambo or homeless. no in between. |
| Covered all intraday QQQ shorts again, at 608.4 (from 611, 611.2, 611.4) and be done for the week. |
| Back up now? |
| When everyone's guard is down, it's exactly the time to be worried. |
| went back up today? |
| We are bound to stay poor, big players want you to be in debt for multiple generations |
| I’ve lost so much money betting on BB for years…hoping for the amazing turnaround story only to be kicked in the nuts over and over and about 100k poorer. Never touching it again. Wrong leadership to be a real turnaround story. |
| My ports almost back to where it was before the big scary bers came out to play, because I buy the dips instead of screaming that the sky is falling |
| 60-year-old you has lost over $1M in the last five years. |
| No, he’s part of 0.01% who actually understand it, but are too stupid enough to make money off of it. |
| lol deserved. Should’ve shorted it even though it was at 52 week lows. Apparently those were just the lows so far. |
| Lmao the pajama traders would bring this down |
| Why not buy something good? |
| make homemade methanol vodka 🤣 |
| They are a supplier of back end semi conductor equipment and services to Intel, TSMC, Samsung, Texas Instruments, NXP, Infineon and others. |
| One of the persistent myths is that you can "research" bitcoin and there's any edge to learning anything about it.\n\nYou either have the capital to risk or you don't and the market is either risk-on or it isn't. |
| Hims getting scalped |
| Population growth going down. Long elderly care type stocks and short baby type stocks?\n\nAnyone see how much child care costs? Population growth ain't ever going back up. |
| I actually have a lot of European and Korean defense ETF shares so basically. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3j8qfrnr8yhg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31efe0d2ff0aef90f7fc58ce012b626ded911ce7\n\nNVO investors rn |
| RDDT fucked me today |
| $300-$350. If it starts showing strength at around 350, I'll just get rid of it and let my long position ride. |
| I somehow managed to finish the week loosing money and still thinking I’m an investing guru with how green today was |
| Most sophisticated man on food stamps now. |
| Good luck to you bro! I have two calls for next week that I picked up end of day 🚀🚀 |
| I really doubt you'll listen to reason, but you should really just hang on to that $1.4 million. DCA your entire portfolio into VT and just never trade it. Hold that forever and only sell small pieces of 1% or so when you need income to live. Then it will average like 8% per year and you can retire soon.\n\nAnyone who can go from $3mill down to less than half that in this market in a week will get absolutely wiped out to zero in a real bear market. |
| Same here its a struggle to make back whst you earn through patience and looking at the info and what not that going around |
| Not yet. |
| lol what is this from? dudes cooked |
| Smart enough not to sell but too stupid to buy the dip |
| So NVO complained to the FDA like a bitch and crashed HIMS. That's fucked up man |
| Ralph Wiggins in danger |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| green day after red streak is the *best* feeling 😊 |
| If my portfolio goes up, I credit myself for such a great job. The day I lose, I curse Michael Burry for ruining my day. |
| even with today's rally, people STILL wish, including me, that we dumped everything on Jan 28 2026. I know I wish I had sold... it was so hard though? |
| Really though. Wtf is going with rddt stock? Just go up already. |
| NVO +5% in AH |
| maybe take a break, a long one? reset, refresh and come back? |
| “99.99% of Wall Street doesn’t even understand” 🤭 |
| RKLB and ASTS bag holders waiting in line for spacex ipo |
| Recession over already? What im going to do with 200pounds of potatoes 😔 |
| https://preview.redd.it/397u1eqk8yhg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aee3043d02e3aaa6cd9a9fdf84fee7c8f9471d5 |
| They would have to kill themselves to save the world. One is a pedo and another his master and someone who is currently doing a genocide |
| surprise there. old racist man posts racist things |
| facts |
| theres pay now, not have it later |
| i guess you'll have to wait for new ath before you admit defeat |
| "The US economy is gonna crash" -> calls on outside US. |
| WSB wealth adviser |
| COHU is not on the list. They will report on Feb 12th at 4pm Eastern Time. |
| God I love the green days |
| RDDT down another 20% tomorrow even though it's Saturday. |
| I bought the dip for crypto. Celebrating this weekend |
| Electric boogaloo! |
| If you don't reduce your risky all-in bets and fix your individual bet sizing, you'll be back to $0 in no time. |
| >because it is a very sophisticated trade that 99.99% of Wall Street doesn't even understand\n\nSounds like he's part of the 99.99% 💀 |
| Buying those dips inflamed my hemmeroids but so worth it |
| HIMS product launch ideas are just a bunch of shit that is 100% not legal lol |
| [https://youtu.be/3EznvFj1J\_I?si=cm4nHNWvIam9UlXH](https://youtu.be/3EznvFj1J_I?si=cm4nHNWvIam9UlXH)\n\nBounce back due to "hyperscaler spending" according to some IDIOT on CNBC lol. He's all happy and shit... "everyone's buying", like a complete retard, forgetting about the Tuesday-Thursday carnage. Cannot make it up.\n\nBiggest rally in a YEAR, and they call it a "bounce back"\n\nDoes anyone watch CNBC anymore? |
| I thought yesterday was? |
| This is brilliant |
| https://preview.redd.it/jdax6f3e8yhg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=910fc2d8988fefa65cd9213276d9dae642f26ae4 |
| Damn. Atleast my tenant isn’t squatting. They just wanna leave the lease and move out early. Finding a new tenant is hard for me until the new school year. My unit is beside university |
| There was never any bad news. It was all bull shit. All the earnings were positive. Have you been paying attention? |
| why everybody going to hobby lobby? calls? |
| $CLL by a country mile. Low class cruise line with lots of ships, active player vs player fights, and regular orgies. Everything a vacationer wants |
| 9k |
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| old bag holder here, it took a long time to realize that kids who uses snapchat don’t usually have credit cards to spend money on the platform. |
| Every fucking time I wonder why I didn’t make some ungodly calls knowing it’ll be back a week later \n\nUp $40K today and still down $50K from Monday |
| Anyone else full port BOBS? Haven't heard anyone talking about it. Went public yesterday. Show BOBS and vagene. |
| Not even their dick pill can give market a boner. |
| Lol |
| Is there buy now pay later for options. 🤣 |
| It's just a covered call except he didn't own the shares first.\n\nImagine he bought 1500 shares at $200 and he sold 15 CC's at $190. His cost basis is \~$179. The stock went below $190 to $140, so he keeps the shares and now he's down \~$39 per share.\n\nHe can now either take the loss, hold and wait, or keep selling new CCs. He could sell $160 weeklies for $2100 premium for example and then roll up and out a week if the stock goes back up. \n\nWouldn't take that long to re-coup losses. |
| Approximately $8400 per contract as of close by the looks of it. |
| I believe in you good luck. |
| When'd you buy? Thinking of catching some myself. |
| HIMS really gon round trip lmao. Prob a good buy at $10 |
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| Because there is probably much worse. |
| We get it. You hate Bitcoin. That's popular in here. \n\nYou either sold too early, sold at a loss, hate what you will never understand, never bought in and you're resentful, trying to manipulate the price down, the kind of guy who will long Tesla at PE 350. In any case, STFU. You're boring. That's why your wife left you. |
| Bro I’m selling my properties this year I’m done with tenants too, I’m in America though. When Covid happened I had a fucking piece of white trash fuck face who pulled shit like that and legally stayed a whole year without paying. |
| Lmao NVO is shrekking and HIMS dumping |
| Still waiting on Microsoft to give me my money back |
| I bought 25 shares aftermarket at 158. This morning I woke up, had a bad feeling about it, and sold it at roughly what I bought it for\n\nNever been more happy to settle for break even holy crap. |
| https://preview.redd.it/fb435w728yhg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=165c56d0e6ecab8269401bc6f344f3d768407ee1\n\n“Trend reversal” by the wayyyy |
| how much is ALL? |
| Seems like a good stock. Put to 15 next week. |
| RDDT earnings got *well ackshually'd*. It's poetic. |
| Her boyfriend going to learn |
| HIMS is dying, wtf happened |
| NVO 🙂 |
| He’s a satanic Jewish robot that will live to 120. |
| https://www.propublica.org/article/fda-drug-inspection-sun-pharma |
| Have none of you guys learnt, the market as we have it today literally cannot go down for any sustainable duration. Mark my words. There has been way too much money printed over the last several years. Google can literally come out and say that AI has failed, and after an initial drop of 10% it will be back to ATH in no time, it sounds absurd but this is the reality we are in rn. Money taken out for short periods has nowhere to go but right back in. On top of that you have the crypto and tether printing usdt at will with no audit and regulation. At this point any sort of organic collapse will be too big to handle so the speed train just needs to keep running.\n\nIf you don't put your money in you will be left behind fairly quickly. That's the nature of the game now. The algos are programmed like this as well. |
| Every time I make $200 in one day, I am ready with my resignation letter. Next day, I lose $1000 and I put the letter back in the drawer. |
| CNBC: "You may be able to use buy now, pay later for rent" 💀 |
| Japanese reggae is a special type of *vibe* 🇯🇵 🎶 |
| Thanks HIMS for pumping my NVO bag LMaO |
| I gave my girl my bank account access cause I have a gambling problem. Now I have another bank account |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/TheMoneySnatcher made a bet that SLV would go to 100.0 within **1 week** when it was 76.44 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Just got spit on by a single mom because I said if you want daddy to make you cream spit on it and she did \n\n\nLife .. |
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| Spy 700 why not? |
| Probably slow trend up on Monday and Tuesday, drill Wednesday, 1 more pump and 1 more drill on Thursday/Friday, the next Monday red, who knows what then. |
| You know ball |
| why doesn't mike buy more and average it down |
| I’m probably going back in to SNDK if it dips again and I can buy in the 500’s. I don’t think it’s going to dip that much but if I see it in the 570’s or below that’s an absolute steal.\n\nI would conservatively project they’ll be at 700 by the end of the year, with upside towards 1,000. |
| Shams in bearbles |
| Tl dr |
| Wow amid all the chaos didn’t even notice hims been in the 20s |
| Who knows about Monday or next week |
| Not SPY 700. Which sucks for my calls. |
| Congrats everybody on making it through the recession. We will never see red again |
| Bought $690 puts expiring next month at close. These will indeed print FAT |
| It could easily get repriced by the market violently. Who knows? Obviously long term NVDA will be fine. |
| I felt that way around this price last year when I loaded up only to see it all melt away the past few weeks. Hope it can turn around soon. |
| This was a great short covering day. Just a slow grind up as they cover going into the weekend. \n\nMonday is going to be another brutal day. \n\nWe flew too close to the sun. |
| Bad* at trading but losing $67.5k over five years isn’t that bad if you’re single with no kid. |
| What did they say |
| That’s the shitty part about USPS. But pretty common. Gets the government out of paying some benefits. |
| Crazy how many people in this thread don't understand that you can write (sell) options as well. It's like it never occurred to people who they were buying their calls and puts from. |
| Colored lines go brrrrrrrr |
| This is probably a dumb question, did you analyse pay pal through and through before doing this? Did you also consider other stocks? |
| My total down is 67.5k. Might just call it good and quit before I lose it all. |
| unless you're sitting on unrealized gains from the last month, in what world are you making $190k on $15k of PLTR puts in the next 2 weeks if you didn't make it in the last 3 days? |
| Yea 70k loss in 5 years as a 25 year old is pretty bad. But it’s recoverable |
| Joe Biden saved us 🥰 |
| taking a bluechew before gooning |
| Out of all the knives to catch I went for the HIMS one |
| 🤞🙏 |
| This guy knows |
| Is that wealthsimple? |
| What's some of your big holdings? |
| So who actually uses HIMS? I never understood it. Buying pills online is just extremely sketchy. For anything medical related I would never not consult a doctor first. |
| you must be retarded not being able to detect trend reversals. rofl cope more, fgt |
| Clobbered like the troll in Harry Potter |
| Bears in shambles |
| TELL THE STREETS WE BACK UP |
| As a bull, today was totally unexpected but very welcome. A few more of such days next week please 🙂 |
| Look, I didn’t say ‘nuffin |
| Cashi alone kept the market afloat. Sounds crazy but there were like, 400k contracts per hour on the hour to hour movements lol. All they gotta do is toss around a few milly in tesla and nvda to bump that baby up and cash out on the failed bets, then sell off the stock an hour later. You think this shits volitile now? Son, we just getting started. |
| I’m balls deep in SMCI and MSFT calls. If they don’t hit I’ll be working behind Wendy’s |
| Got a source that Mitch McConnell is stable. Please god |
| FDA from the top rope casually killing HIMS on a Friday after market close |
| Dude really believes this was a real pump. You must be new here |
| They already moved out. Only subtenant lives there. Their son switched schools so they wanna exit the lease early. It’s not that theyre squatting |
| All roads lead to Jensen |
| We’ll need a case of beer if the puts don’t print. |
| Monday bloody |
| Delist hims lol |
| bears are so dead |
| XOM has announced it is no longer an oil company and is now a ai energy provider, taking a page out of teslas book. |
| ugh oh |
| Penis pills cult stock. What could’ve gone wrong |
| I don't know Canada's laws, but find legal ways to make it intolerable for them to live there.\n\nI think there's a subreddit for that. |
| My feeling is that we'll continue pushing green but slowly. Rally seems to be weakening. Hard dips and hard bounces but not enough energy to break though. My prediction is that SPY hits 720 by end of month after Nvidia earnings and then we settle there for a while. My EOY target is 750. 800 EOY 2027. And then sit between 750 and 800 in 2028. |
| Is that when the bombs dump? |
| FDA pressure for copying a drug |
| He must be able to afford the shares or the broker should not have allowed him to even place the trade. |
| DOJ worried about fat people drugs more than Epstein |
| Do most Redditors watch sports? |
| He thinks because the share price is bigger the company is bigger. He belongs here. |
| Oh shit why dump AH |
| It is overwhelmingly worse than privatized for profit healthcare. I would gladly take canadian healthcare which might take a year to receive care, compared to not receiving care at all because I can't afford it. The average US citizen can't even afford an ambulance ride to the hospital, let alone the 20k it's going to cost you for 3 hours in an emergency room. \n\nUniversal health care, is quite literally, privatized healthcare, without a bunch of c suite executives sitting at the top of the giant pile of money that is their policy holders premium payments, and nets them literally tens of billions of dollars in profits. Every. Single. Year. \n\n>At least with privatized healthcare, you have a shot at getting nice healthcare. With universal healthcare, it’s a lot of backdoors and greasing of relationships and sometimes that’s not even enough.\n\nYou're literally getting the same quality healthcare, just MAYBE if you're LUCKY, at a faster rate, which you should, considering it's substantially higher costs. \n\nThe entire United States could all be enrolled in medicare, and their healthcare outcomes would not change, because the hospitals are already reliant on medicare and medicaid funding, giving those programs more money just improves outcomes, while not funneling billions of dollars in profits into the wealthiest people in the United States. \n\nThere is no logical argument against universal healthcare, because it is literally just privatized healthcare that doesn't have a stated goal of making a profit. |
| > And I bet there is more potential there than most market makers realize\n\nWell, that sounds like a really well researched opinion, and not just a complete fucking guess based on nothing. |
| I don't think it'll snap back bruh |
| HIMS is a total piece of absolute cat vomit smothered and covered and topped with pure 100% strength dog shit |
| Down 4 months of my salary in 2 weeks |
| Who is winning the fart game? Are you louder ? |
| The bear market is gonna hit so hard, the S&P keeps bouncing and moaning on the ath ceiling and can’t finish. Feels good to be balls deep in companies that don’t use AI and have solid profits. |
| nah too easy. feels like bait |
| USPS |
| Sell low and buy back in after the rebound |
| Testing 123 |
| LMFAO HIMS |
| Probably.. but they have an ad in the Super Bowl. I was hoping that would spark it |
| I Lost that in 2 weeks and I’m 27. I make 210k a year though |
| It’s okay. You just need ~100% gains to reverse that. |
| Same bro I went from 2000$ to 600$ |
| We are so back with 600B committed infra spendings ! 🚀 |
| I don’t know about the HHS, but the FDA is definitely not as strict as last admin. |
| I hate it because one time a friend paid me and it came through as an e-check and I had to wait 5 days for it to settle. |
| Curious have you ever looked at a stock chart before or do you just let Ray Charles gamble with your money |
| +14.94% return for the week - absolutely fantastic play on my biweekly iron condors and PMCC. Pushed the floor with the week drop but held for that bounce today. Put hedges sold for profit on Wednesday. Will reopen new condor position and weekly hedge Monday |
| Thanks man I also found this too\nhttps://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-no-epic-island-201125711.html |
| Stellantis |
| So what was the verdict. Are we done or the drilling continues next week? |
| Currently taking a shit in the gym washroom and made eye contact through the stall cracks with someone. |
| Assuming he can afford to. |
| Who cares about historical $SNAP support levels? They’re taking on debt to pay their own executives - at the expense of their equity holders. No thanks. |
| Is a 67.5k loss over five years as a 25 year old that bad? |
| Impossible. J pow said economy strong. \n\nOn a real note. Sorry man. Hang in there. |
| Has anybody just thought of selling loads of TSLA puts on deep red days. I think 🍈has too many fanboys and rich hedge fund friends to let the company fail. It seems like free money. |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/PcBuildHelp/comments/1quvluy/taking\_the\_leap\_soon\_thoughts/#lightbox](https://www.reddit.com/r/PcBuildHelp/comments/1quvluy/taking_the_leap_soon_thoughts/#lightbox) this poor ass build you? LMAO |
| I dont know if they are short, have lost money or had some refund dispute, but there's a section of this sub that loathe Paypal. Like seriously fucking hate it. |
| I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one |
| Hope yall bought MSFT today |
| What company? Trowe price just did some layoffs |
| Faafo. |
| I have never been more confident in an absolute rip of a stock than RDDT right now. 180 next week 200+ after that ( I am a bag holder) |
| Price action on earnings week is always trash for Reddit for this very reason. |
| Banbet it pussy |
| Sorry to hear, bro. If you have RDDT calls for next week, you'll be ok |
| you sound retarded. i bet you get dopamine from losing money |
| I do think it’s maybe a little oversold at this point but it’s still trading at a much higher P/E of 53 than are the other tech companies like Meta, Amazon, Googs, Microsoft, etc. It’ll rise but I don’t think it’ll be pushing $200 again for quite some time. |
| Imagine if you chucked all your unemployment checks into calls and ended up just retiring. |
| It's why being a mom and pop landlord isn't worth it. |
| RDDT a buy? |
| Hims is so fucked, shit will be trading in the teens come monday. |
| Tomorrow night. |
| Who're you working for? Layoffs are bullish |
| Absolutely and flee to safety in dow, vxus and schd. |
| I don't think so, I think HHS and FDA are quite strict under RFK Jr these days |
| Today’s feeling a lot better than yesterday |
| Why would anyone ever buy even 1 share of $SNAP? ever? |
| Two steak Chalupa’s and a cheesy gordita crunch. You’ll be the judge if that’s a little too crazy.\n\nLast time I went to Taco Bell I think I got that for about 8 or 9 dollars\n\nI packed my lunch every day |
| How do MM decide which week they’re going to F? I’d love to be on that email list. |
| wen dump |
| Rule 3, retard. GTFOH with that microcap shit. |
| I think im most disappointed that we started to break out of being rangebound for months, like something was going to fucking happen for once, and instead we pump back to the same range weve been at. |
| Everyone will forget about it by tomorrow |
| A forum that banned a section called Jailbait with pedos running the country having a mysterious downturn 🤔 |
| Today is the perfect day to find stocks to short, and those picks definitely aren't it. Days like this, what's more telling is looking at stocks that didn't participate.\n\nWeak stocks, already clearly in a down trend, that were still limp even today. Those I'm betting will only get worse |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Stock_Succotash_1560 made a bet that GLD would go to 500.0 within **1 week** when it was 449.652 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| It’s all relative to your income tho…. |
| Yeah RDDT was up 10% in premarket. OP would be lit if that momentum would’ve continued. |
| you spun 7 reds in a row. did you really think today was going to be red? |
| Good for you bro. Need more positivity like this on the sub. Hope you get a 10 bagger soon bud 👍 |
| What industry |
| I sold 160 July MSTR calls. Took that money to buy more shares. And from those shares I bought I sold more calls |
| MMs needed to give their homies a nice exit, the chaos continues next week |
| Its five year chart could be a math textbook’s image for e^-x |
| no |
| And you picked snap |
| brb asking my cat if Mon red or green |
| Nah. |
| Lol. At least you didn't get suckered into the SNAP nonsense that's been shilled around the trading/investment subs the last month or so. That could have been a lot worse. \n \nEdit: ha, did realize you also lost on shares, calls, and puts. Impressive. |
| Laid off |
| Woke up late. Decided to go for broke. Made like ~$100. Shit day.\n\nAfter buying calls on Tuesday and Wednesday I held off on Thursday and they just bounce back |
| 🥭 posted a video of Barry as an ape… we’re so cooked it’s not even funny |
| RKLB to 100 end of march |
| My tenants don’t want to pay me. They saying I did an illegal lock change. When the condo corporation changed the locks on all Units. \n\nNow they refusing to pay rent. They told me they moved out. They have a subtenant that messaged me and asked me how can they pay their rent. I’m not responding. \n\nHow the fuck can my tenants say they moved out when their subtenant is literally living there still. Canada is a shit show |
| Is it better today? |
| Who is Margin and why is she calling me |
| Oh yes |
| RDDT bagholders just remember that this weekend is the most watched sports event in the US and the subreddit for that sport doesn’t show up in r/all |
| I remember when the Steele Dossier said that he hired Russian prostitutes to pee on a bed that the Obamas had slept in, and that was salacious enough that it bordered on tabloid-level “oh come on, I hate the guy but there’s no way he did that.” 9 years later, and a video confirming that happened wouldn’t even be in the top five most scandalous things of the week. |
| that's not even true |
| Ber massacre today wow. |
| That. This. Not fazed. Loading up more |
| HOOD to $100 after earnings next week |
| it rules for approximately two weeks |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ClassTrad3r made a bet that AMD would go to 179.0 within **1 day** when it was 189.525 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| welcome 🫱 🫲 |
| Is this the sub where everyone talks about trading target date funds? |
| As soon as a leveraged ETF launches, the party is over. |
| Recently I have spent 3 hours trying to get stupid Copilot to generate usable heatmap as a picture. I didn't give up for so long out of principle, but workday was getting close to end so then I did it myself in literally 5 minutes. Copilot is still very very far from being universally useful. |
| Sorry bro. Laid off or fired |
| I think 🌽 will rip from here. 🚀 |
| “Leaps” |
| The dumpster behind Wendy’s is always hiring |
| NBA 2K but I sit out the season for mental health reasons. |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| How do we know you're not an AI |
| Big green Monday |
| he'll be back dw |
| Based on username I believe you. You probably know all about shaking things out |
| Ay I entered leaps puts on PLTR and TSLA last week. Added to the positions today. NVDA setup is excellent as well but I just don’t trade it, already a long term hold.\n\nWhat’s your price target for TSLA? I agree with $100-$110 target for PLTR. |
| When I was holding 200 short positions when silver was at 120ish absolutely. |
| Lmao just lost my job |
| His hand will be forced by ever increasing government spending, the fed is at the mercy of things it cannot control. |
| 🫡 |
| I have similar leaps on AMZN and MSFT. Bought last month though 💩 |
| Halve it |
| Chipotle |
| It's just shedding dead skin before it goes parabolic |
| Directions: 1. fries 2. in bag |
| Atleast that Margin guy stopped calling me |
| MSTR 225 next week. |
| Honestly, what happens to yall when this happens, you have to declare bankruptcy? I genuinely wonder what happens from here. Assuming OP and others don’t have millions laying around |
| I think there's some asymmetric odds here. how shocked would you be for silver to hit $50 next week. I think the odds at least \~10-15% and puts were pretty cheap relative to those odds. |
| Bubble bass |
| If we wiped out white collar jobs in the next 7 years, everyone wouldn’t be able to get a physical labor job is the problem. Also robots are behind software AI, but as someone who follows AI news closely, lots of legit hype robots may be getting their own “chatgpt moment” (as in GPT3 equivalent, so early stage wow moment) in the next 1.5 years. So it’s possible the physical labor jobs get even more scarce. \n\nI’m not saying this is forsure gonna all happen this soon, but I find it odd the lack of discourse about the end game of AI (automation) that is quietly approaching. |
| 35k here |
| At least you didn’t full port AMZN calls yesterday 🤷♂️ |
| If you sold yesterday I feel bad for you son |
| Jesus f Christ my boy. I’ve seen worse but this is up there. You’ll need professional help to get out of this.\n\nBuy back the CC. Buy back the 170p. Sell one covered call 4 weeks away at your cost basis or maybe 10% higher.\n\nSell one put for 4 weeks away for $120. That’s the only way I see you getting out less scathed. |
| Is your username for real? |
| Well it's the same risk directionally but it's much more leveraged right? Since each put contract controls a lot more shares per dollar compared to buying the stock. |
| I wish. Too expensive for me. It's TRI |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Cold-Income619 made a bet that SNDK would go to 720.0 within **4 days** when it was 670.265 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 9 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Try eating a normal amount of fast food in each sitting |
| I know. I guarantee its private equity rolling in to save the day. I would give anything to short it into smithereens |
| MSFT $420 next week would be nice |
| Believe it or not… |
| 42 |
| Until their earnings change that narrative. |
| when chyna tokenizes their metals it's literally endgame |
| It sucks to hear morale is low. My years in Redmond were the best in my career, and i have nothing but good things to say about my time there. i hope everything turns around. |
| Closing over $690 was incredibly bullish. That was the number that had insane support before the drop the past 2 days |
| That’s my point. A real crash would shake people out |
| Maybe “Token Factories”, quoting Satya Nadella. This is the best take I’ve heard. |
| Some of you got liquidated before the Friday pump.\n\nYeah it’s me |
| im bout to get banbetted but I still have so many horrible statements to contribute to this thread |
| Why is RDDT dying? |
| I guess being born anywhere else in the world except for america makes you destined to be poor huh |
| anyone else buying reddit? |
| Was up $300 this morning. Got cute finished down $5k. Wowza. |
| SPY bounced on the 100MA on the daily. if it had to go down it had to do it today, no way we going back on monday, not after a 1,92% bounce |
| Loaded yesterday and today |
| RDDT YTD chart beautiful |
| The tallest dwarf in kindergarten |
| My first 0tde tqqq trade made $1000 today ama. |
| I’ve lost 50k this week. |
| Bear markets slide a slope of hope. That’s why the biggest daily moves in bear markets are usually up. Such sharp rallies create a false sense of optimism, keeping people in when they should be getting out. $MSTR is up 25% today. Bitcoin is up 11%. Sell the rip! |
| Bought 380s myself. Hoping for something to happen 2/11. |
| Best explanation I've had thanks |
| Why |
| Isn't it embarrassing how regarded this sub has become? I want entertainment and all I read is exceptional stupidity |
| How in the hell did you get any money in the first place? Who the hell pays a moron? |
| MSFT and RDDT for me, guh |
| Bot gold contracts at the end in case dear leader does something stupid. |
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| I’m so fucking tired of losing in 🥭s economy. \n\nTicker,Description,Position,Contracts,P/L ($)\n\nNQH6,E-mini Nasdaq-100 MAR 26,Short,-100,"-208,000"\n\nNGH26,Natural Gas MAR 26,Short,-50,"-60,500"\nLEJ6,Live Cattle APR 26,Short,-42,"-22,680"\n\nMNQH6,Micro E-mini Nasdaq-100 MAR 26,Short,-10,"-2,340"\n\n10OZJ6,1-Oz Gold APR 26,Short,-1,-138\nMYMH6,Micro E-mini Dow MAR 26,Long,1,+383\n\nMBTG6,Micro Bitcoin FEB 26,Long,100,"+7,900"\n\n6MH6,Mexican Peso MAR 26,Long,50,"+8,000"\n\nMESH6,Micro E-mini S&P 500 MAR \n26,Long,100,"+20,666"\n\nZMH6,Soybean Meal MAR 26,Long,100,"+34,000"\n\nZBH6,U.S. Treasury Bond MAR 26,Long,73,"+59,313"\n\nZSH6,Soybeans MAR 26,Long,100,"+70,000"\n\nESH6,E-mini S&P 500 MAR 26,Long,80,"+293,000"\n\nSILH6,Micro Silver MAR 26,Long,100,"+319,500"\n\nYMH6,E-mini Dow MAR 26,Long,100,"+704,500"\n\nGCJ6,Gold APR 26,Long,100,"+1,480,000"\n\nSIH6,Silver MAR 26,Long,100,"+2,162,000"\n\nPlus I closed out some some pesky Sil shorts yesterday for a paltry (12.5m+) gain. |
| 1M in Madison, WI or Austin,tx is enough for 2-3 full apartments/homes (no mortgage) that will return 4% yearly on rent after taxes. \n\nI live in an mhcol right now and apartments are 300k here. I personally wouldn't invest where I live because of city property tax but for investment there's plenty of opportunities and the very expensive areas aren't the only 'good' places. |
| Probably $100-150 over the next year |
| SHORT QUANTUM $RGTI $QBTS $IONQ $QUBT - COMPLETE TRASH |
| Lite my ass on fire |
| Enjoy your 0% after inflation returns. |
| Why is hood tied to btc |
| Holy fuck. We're all plebs. The domain ai.com just sold for $70 fukking Million |
| They’ll pay the bribe and the investigation will find no evidence of wrongdoing doing as usual. |
| I have an amazing idea. SNXX 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈 |
| I’m not bullish on it, I think it’s a scam. But too much of economy has gotten intertwined with it. I expect banks to slowly head for the exits now. Then the downward spiral can resume |
| Good job being someone’s exit liquidity! You took one for the team like a pro |
| ORAL resurrsextion |
| Generally it means very pleasant |
| Shorting Nvidia gotta be a cry for help |
| Don't worry, reddit execs will continue to dilute shares at a huge rate and cash out every month. |
| Phone call and screenshotting the portfolio while driving? You dirty dog |
| dude just put the fries in the bag and buy calls? what even did i just read |
| VTI and chill or VOO |
| Become a trio |
| ORCL resurrection |
| Yeah you did |
| Looks like it’s a green week boys. Let’s go! It’s too easy |
| Puts loaded |
| You were correct |
| I guess Wealth isn’t always Simple… |
| 8.2k a pop |
| u still have a year to watch it hover $5-9 range lmao |
| You’re a few days behind. Everybody was, and smart money just fucked them. It’s back up from here. |
| Thoughts on LITE? |
| damn andrea bocelli slaps |
| It seems so...the logic of this weeks dump is only the assumption that the new fed, wars, ai spending, etc...yet capex is good when your company is making profit and still has cash flow ..this is not making any sense at all ..too disturbing at most like it was planned....tinfoil activated 😂😂😂😂 have a good weekend all...and hedgies go fuk yourself I know what you did this week.... |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Official05 made a bet that MSFT would go to 405.0 within **1 day** when it was 392.135 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| So sick of this PDT bullshit rule... back to overnight trades |
| Sir you are in trouble |
| Tbf when your business growth model depends on gross intellectual property violation, you deserve to be put out of business. |
| To hug and to listen, what a nice person. |
| you gonna get hurt |
| I hope you sold bro. FDA clapping cheeks |
| dude just put the fries in the bag already i don’t need the semantics |
| You should buy now 1000 shares |
| Buy more |
| r/Superbowl\n\nYou europoors don't have anything this superb! |
| So bullish it hurts. |
| Why do people in small towns come across as abnormally attention seeking? |
| I'm within 5% of my ATH and still sitting on 20% cash. Feeling good. |
| going to be fucking massive |
| Wut what about me |
| Insider ownership is less than 1% of float |
| I’m bullish on 🌽 too and I hope that was the extent of the move |
| Ok dumb dumb. |
| MODS FIX |
| Earnings all beat, pump 12% premaket, down 8% end of day. Fuck us all |
| Checking my favorite stocks weekly and I think bers are still up by 1 |
| swear to god i NEVER SAID THIS SHIT |
| Thank you for your sympathy. |
| We are sooo back, all my dip buyer regards check in |
| did you get assigned? Start selling covered calls at 55 strike on monday 30 days out or so |
| You already have a bet going - PLTR to 200.0 before 06-Feb-2026 06:18 PM -05 |
| 2028? How expensive were those? lol |
| !banbet RDDT 125 7d |
| Just invested in DVLT already 15%up (They made a contract with Super Bowl on Feb 4). This about to skyrocket |
| lol bear |
| I mean staring at an investment even when your 35k down is one hell of a dopamine hit |
| RDDT to 120-115 next week! |
| Yeah you’re right lol. I’ll update next week 🫡 |
| Buying puts on Robinhood they so down bad they approved me for a credit card I’m gonna instantly max it out fixing my truck Monday! |
| HIMS is fucked. This administration is going to bankrupt them. |
| Bro we have the possibility of a beginning of a plan to negotiate with Iran. Of course it’s all good here |
| $MSFT ATH in 6 months |
| Taking the risk of still holding my shorter positions through the weekend. They're down only 90% instead of 98% now, so their no longer worthless, but still not where I'd be interested in cashing out. The way I'm figuring next week will go is Monday will start red, then have an explosive rally by close on Tuesday. I've got no evidence to support that other than my gut. |
| I wanted to but I think silver still has some life left in this run. |
| If you’re that bullish and your shares get called, just wheel back into it. |
| What did the “experts” say about this regarded market behavior? Correction, recession, liquidity shite, ai bubble or just the complete nothing burger ? |
| Opex after earnings, MM’s tryna kill all calls that expire today. It should probably go up gradually in the next few weeks. |
| Bears are about to be “unhoused” |
| Occasionally I get ragebaited yes |
| Imagine being poor and telling rich people not to live near you on reddit |
| Fucking acceptable til she took the dogs. Toke to hire a hitman, or over cook her tendies when you serve her in a Wendy’s |
| Imagine if the patriots win again |
| Why isn't BP on the calendar for February 10th ? |
| Seems like next week we are just gonna chop. After these swings, theta cucks are coming for everyone |
| SPX/XSP put? |
| I feel retarded. |
| Yeah right. The bears own this thread on the weekends. The bulls let them have it to laugh. |
| Is he bedarded? |
| Slam dunk on a regard |
| Interesting we see dow hit 50000 but yet I don't see any winnings anywhere from retailers...something is off... |
| When everyone "buys" puts, not selling puts, that MM will need to sell stock to hedge. |
| Giant red Clifford dongz all week and bulls are celebrating a green Friday |
| believe it or not pencils down |
| The bulltards never learn. All of you are in for a rude awakening market open Sunday, this trap goes too far in. |
| There there. You're definitely retarded |
| Why live then? Emotional investments + vaping is the point of life, no? |
| AMPX gonna moon this year |
| Can someone explain why RDDT dropped? Am i misreading the earnings report but it was good |
| Been saying this since November and each time we fight ATH. |
| might as well get fukd up and eat chikn fingers\n\nhope all had a good week and have a nice weekend\n\n#😮💨✌️ |
| I bought some MSFT 430 Dec 2028 leaps this morning, will these 5x? |
| I woke up this morning at 830 ish thinking it was Saturday. Go figure |
| My mates wife used that very excuse to see him before they got married. Obviously, because using it for when they got married is silly. |
| Somebody isn't enjoying cocaine and strippers this weekend! |
| Boy thank god so much changed overnight last night , phew , we could have kept going down but so much good news this morning eh? \n\nEh?? |
| what you are saying is irrelevant. paypal is the one partnering with openai to provide in-chat ecommerce, not apple or google. altho i stopped using paypal long ago, i wouldnt mind reinstalling it just for the convenience. just find anyone that hasnt used chatgpt this week, you cant. google and apple are only available for subscription payment and not any ecommerce activity. |
| This needs to be studied. My man’s out here hedging his bets and losing three different ways lol |
| HIMS tanking once again |
| Brave. I’m sitting on my hands until we hit $56 |
| I know. But I can make it all back and more if PLTR goes down. Just need to be right once. |
| Which one of you geniuses bought $688 calls at open thinking it would print? |
| it will jump again!!! |
| 😂 |
| I made up 14k this week after losing 20k in one day on calls. I wonder what next week will bring 🤷♂️🚀 |
| If hes yoloin like this, he can handle 8% return volatility |
| Let me make some calls, you will have to call me daddy |
| You need to be planning a fantastic Valentine's Day date that will knock her off her feet! |
| poor anterior insula control |
| Reminder RDDT started the day at 170\n\nI'm buying the stock consistently since 80$ buy these last 2 weeks made me feel absolutely retarded. I need some reassurance guys. |
| Stay and have fun. Just know fun costs money and there's no infinite money glitch. Only way to make money is slow and boring investing.\n\nGood luck 🍺. |
| This stock does not go ANYWHERE |
| Regardless, good earnings still tank. For that reason I’m out, see yall in spring. |
| What emotion tells you to do, do the opposite. |
| Hope you took your profit and ran away |
| Internet Explorer over here |
| Hey, at least the line is green 👍 |
| How could you not? |
| I made 500 after losing 4500 the past 4 days |
| Calls. |
| https://preview.redd.it/z66atpj94yhg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06eca228483fd8a43facc2ca58aaa1849607c15f\n\n57k rklb put weekly yolo bought an hour before close today.. stock clearly on a downtrend just want to short the pop.. also I don't think this btc liquidity spill is over yet |
| The giantist of giant green dildos just bitch slapped the hell out of the bers. Holy hell. \n\nWhat a ride this week has been. |
| i’m with AD. this makes ZERO sense. at the point there is 200 dollars left the money to me is good as gone. at least he still have time on his side. now he has neither. |
| You’re going to have to be more specific because this is pretty much any city in America. |
| Price in which the most calls and put contracts expire worthless |
| I aM sImPly ASkinG QuEsTioNS 🤪 |
| Probably why they’re moving finance hubs to Miami |
| Hey ho! I actual timed the top on HIMS today. |
| Think again. Either way, why not just enjoy the ride on the buildout? |
| Leave your mom out of this |
| That's not even retarded it's a full blown gambling addiction. |
| Apart of me wants to call you a fool, but that escape from Hell is beautiful, keep it up bossman |
| Alright 🥭Just don’t go starting any wars this weekend |
| > Holy shit, you're basing this on absolutely nothing\n\nback of napkin math, based on their stated size of the racks they want to produce, the power required, and the heat dissipation required. Solar panel about 80 m^2. Radiator about 60 m^2. Regular sized cabinet for the GPU rack. Based on storage dimensions of Starship, it is in that range. You haven't even attempted the math. I mean geeze, with AI you don't even have to do it yourself. Just ask an AI model based on SpaceX's specs they've said they want for each rack, the size of starship, etc. \n\nSolar cells in space are more expensive than on the ground as of today with current tech, that's true, but that's also because it's a very custom low volume product right now. If they're going to scale, that cost will drop dramatically, and they'll probably do something different that allows them to save money, but be ok with losing a small percentage of efficiency from the panel over time. \n\n> 5x greater efficiency\n\nYeah that's still true. Atmosphere + always pointing at the sun gets you there. Solar panels on earth are get about 20% efficiency during the day. So 10% when you include night, even less when you include cloud coverage. |
| Dealer takes BTC tho. |
| The discussions on this sub make me feel smarterer every passing day |
| I expect qqq 585 on Monday after mango starts another war |
| Puts = Donation |
| Low interest rates increase liquidity dumbass |
| Even though I have burned 90% of my net worth, I just realized I am a top tier investor. I just need to do the opposite of what I want to do. Guaranteed money?? Or am I tripping? |
| Yuup coming this quarter cash money .15 a share |
| Yup NYC |
| So...buy META?? |
| Hope so. I’m holding 1.6k shares |
| Only if corn goes back to $100k |
| Ber trapped again 😀 |
| The crypto blowout was the cherry on top 🍒 |
| Lets short strategy |
| Describes basically the continental us |
| Wasn't today. |
| Literally scanned the title and thought you wrote beer case...though that fits too. |
| After hours pump then down again on open. |
| High yield savings account. If youre interested in wsb levels of risk and reward it will not meet your needs. |
| Like the radical left made up the word affordability |
| Round numbers are sexier…? Don’t be dense |
| Crazy week to basically end up back where we started |
| Was up 12.5k yesterday and today -5k |
| At least we know how a steamroller works now |
| What does, "the loss of movi my house," mean? |
| Yes but without shooters |
| loaded up on some silver puts for next week, gonna be nice. |
| Imagine having lots of money and willingly choosing to live in a state that’s infested with rats, surrounded by annoying batshit crazy ppl, and trash littered everywhere |
| They do but have to stay 600 feet from it and turn porch light off for Halloween |
| zero profits I think you mean (currently) ❤︎ |
| I’ll give you that max pain 😏 |
| Reddit will reach the last open gap in the chart. Not far away anymore. |
| Can one of you slow adults figure out another nostalgic company getting shorted by a hedge fund than we can rally behind and get rich off of? That was fun, actually investing is gay. |
| ❤︎ I can't write |
| Good pov |
| If he never learned this basic concept after lurking here for 7 months he's not going to learn it from your reply. But hope it benefits some actually intelligent redditors who come across this. |
| hope you find what you're looking for |
| Someone sounds unhappy this week wasnt the big one. \n\n\nAlso, it's not 100% his call. |
| What does max pain mean? |
| This sub is producing some of the finest regards I’ve ever seen. I love it |
| Shoot |
| Wife just left for a last minute yoga retreat with her instructor (nice guy tbf). I guess kids and dogs are allowed cuz she took them too. Said she’ll be back “when she’s back”. Women… so confusing, am I right fellas? Oh well more time to plan next week’s trades and polish my Wendy’s application. |
| Is dividend confirmed coming back? |
| When your option purchased at 3:59 OTM goes in the money 😎 |
| But if I just hit on my short-term option I will make it all back and even more. I just need to be right once. PLTR please go below $102.50 by 02/20. |
| ❤︎ |
| Sell me this PYPL share |
| ❤︎ |
| I just came across this on YouTube….proverbs 21:19 - “Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife” … dang truth be told! |
| Damn. Feel you bro\n\n\nYou should stick to ETFs. If thats too boring, sprinkle in some TQQQ and SOXL for that sweet leverage. Srsly, dont keep making the same mistakes |
| https://preview.redd.it/qps09e4q3yhg1.jpeg?width=2181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d808d0de79928e872fc0f1668632aac2c63af3c\n\nStill have mine |
| Polymarket the New England Patriots winning. Use cash you can afford to lose. |
| I hope you are joking |
| 🤣 so dumb to go against trend |
| True Triple Play. Impressive |
| *Ceci n’est pas un shitposte* |
| People go on that? |
| All you have to do is buy low but I can't even do that...... |
| Got MU 447.5 calls |
| Did you really ask hot chicks sweeping or the Superbowl?\n\n\nObviously the sweeping. |
| Started buying it. Yesterday. |
| I'd describe it more like being on the other end of BBC |
| U live by a school? |
| Maybe. I like gambling with the fear of losing, but would prefer to make money in the end. My fear keeps coming to fruition. Fuck. Worst nightmare or maybe utopian state of being. Not sure. Fuck. |
| I hope they wait a couple days so we can make some money, but then push the obliterate btc button |
| aka 16 degrees for the normal people out there |
| QUBT as well |
| I wouldn’t pay for 120m+ condo in manhattan if I feel the urge to jump out the window everytime. I like mine by the water 💀 |
| Jesus tap dancing Christ….please tell me you gave a number in mind where you quit. |
| Probably not. I bought 16 145c Jun 2026. I hope these print |
| Back to Roblox for the weekend |
| Have you ever had a different thought go through your head |
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| Yea AI and robots can and will do most jobs eventually but we are not at that point yet. AI will do office and other jobs first so these fields will get destroyed first within the next 7 years. Regarding robot jobs, I think we are still like 15 years away from them taking non office jobs |
| Believe it or not QQQ max pain was 611 and it hit |
| I love how they made up a new word “Capex” this week |
| either way, im still making money if it hits my strike price. I just make less |
| Losing money on the one green day of the week requires a special skill |
| I was trying to be nice |
| CCL is heading to $40 the divi is back and its combining CUk with CCL |
| Most obvious pump day. Bought spy calls EOD yesterday without any hesitation (I for sure hesitated) |
| I pray fer yer treasure chest matie 🫡🏴☠️ |
| Its about owls. Superb Owls. |
| lol Rip. |
| It’s RDDT, isnt it |
| Oh duh I see he got puts. Either way it’s risky. Trump isnt predictable |
| Dude, maybe stop and VOO. Your rate is disastrous. Yes, I do that…lol. I haven’t outperformed a crazy amount, up and down. But yours is like near bankruptcy |
| You can’t blow a line through a rolled up Bitcoin |
| Anyone else both an aggressive vape & options addict? Deadly combo. We are regards. |
| Odd ass action with Reddit. Blowout earnings on a market wide pump day. Reddit should have rocketed 20%… |
| It’ll go back up |
| You like losing money? |
| The name is trademarked and the NFL is quite persnickety about enforcing it. I never understood the attitude myself. |
| My port is 0,75% up this week.\n\nFlat boring week, eh. |
| you and me both |
| Dang |
| I'm so sorry |
| Bro keeps asking his girlfriend about data enters, bro, that bitch doesn't know shit, you're wasting your time |
| If you held over the weekend you’re not brave you’re retarded |
| It did OK last year. The reverse split was a load of horse shit though |
| You bought a single contract? |
| once the internet is predominantly bots and human content consumers become the minority, and AI advances enough to become materialistic, ads will be specifically tailored to bots and reddit will have a head start. |
| that’s why ima sell covered calls |
| https://preview.redd.it/7exete983yhg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f853d2edba310066fcda33a7534289e25855ffd\n\nIS the S&P 500 next or what damnit?? |
| I swear if someone mentions the super bowl one more time.. As a Europoor I have no idea what it is but it sounds like a cooking show or a bake-off\n\n\nI'm here for cashflow updates, not cooking news |
| Curling 🥌 always |
| I am car-less living in a small studio in an expensive decaying city, making 6-figures for the past 4 years, with $15k to my name, all in PLTR put expiring 02/20. I am a regard. |
| If they hadn't the stock would literally be at like sub-200. |
| Thanks 😏 |
| I am regarded but no ass blast 😔 |
| Wooo |
| Doesn’t have to make sense or align with the macro environment to keep pumping. I’m just saying, be a weary of getting in front of freight trains, regardless of if they’re loaded or not. House money is still your money, but if you’re cool with a 0 burger, then at least your risk appetite is set right. Rock on |
| Exactly. The government created this one way ratchet |
| If you held that over the weekend you’re a brave soul |
| Long-Term Equity Anticipation Securities (LEAPS) |
| How much is that |
| OP's potions are all long positions. It's unfortunate that RDDT is going down after wonderful earnings. |
| Told myself I wouldn't do it again, but ended day completely full port on one stock. 2000 shares and 30 short term calls. Definitely 🤡 but maybe I get rich |
| Finally\n\npure retardium |
| The market saw my stops get hit yesterday, so they knew it was safe to pump the market today |
| Hood go back to $100 |
| nice! i got in way earlier than you. |
| My claim to fame is that I did not lose any money this week. I was up, back down, up again, and landed right at 0 👏 |
| you need to honour your old laptop by making the most regarded trade ever as your first trade on your new laptop |
| SHORT QUANTUM $RGTI |
| Getting more POET call leaps on monday 🚀 |
| Somehow my lotto spx call went from .40 to 2.00 😝😂 |
| You can watch his recent speeches. He explicitly called out that he will tighten the liquidity to support the rate cuts. He even called this trade-off as "Quantitative Tightening for Rate Cuts". |
| I bet I can guess your age +\- 5 years because you called it a board |
| i bought a BMW then crashed |
| Googlizer gonna bounce back soon |
| I just buy whatever the apes on this sub tell me to buy |
| Just imagine you don’t need that second home |
| How does Reddit make money? |
| That high brow shit is good as fuck.\n\n\nYes, I am aware you are talking salt packets. |
| Well you bought at a seemingly smart time. Better than buying leaps when it was around $300 |
| Curling or superbowl this weekend? |
| Banning robinhood and options trading for retail investors would increase my net worth significantly, yet I would probably charge the capital to prevent it. I am a regard. |
| I’m in the coolest part of the state. 80 is June temps. |
| Was this written by Grok? |
| I made $4,500 today after losing $4500 over the past 4 days |
| Thank you, so sick of these dog shit Fucking AI posts |
| War tonight Ayatollah head on a stake 50 yard line Sunday |
| Reddit peaked pre-IPO. I mean the experience using it, not the financial side of it. |
| You sound stupid. |
| AI requires data. Who has the most proprietary data? Google. They know where you live, where you go, the photos you take, the videos you watch, the things you search, the emails you receive, how you talk to people, and are innovating in every single edge of the AI space. Nobody else is as well positioned as google, to absolutely eat every tech company in the race for AI.\n\nAnd in my humble opinion, meta is not too far behind them in terms of data. Theyve got half the world using their services, uploading videos, photos, and are the only social media company in the world with the insane ad revenue to sustain their battle for AI dominance. \n\nData is what rules the world. Private data is valuable and only a few companies have access to it at scale. |
| I’m fucking sad 😭 |
| Rddt is 30% of my port. |
| You get the "yearly" bonus every aug/sept. The payout is over 5 years paid over each quarter, like it always has. |
| RDDT will only go up if they reinstitute custom emojis |
| And all those early big money investors just waiting to offload that crap onto the retail and pension funds at this insane valuation after going public. FML, my retirement money going into that shit... |
| Can’t wait until some coked out Korean 18 year old goes 100x leverage short at 2 am on a random weekend and takes 🌽 back down |
| I wonder where that guy that constantly said “I hope the market falls -20% today” went lmao |
| *this* week?\n\n**THIS** week?\n\nLike only just now? |
| I too like to lose money. |
| Bruh it was 80 degrees when I visited in December |
| good story grandpa, but this is the ticker for lumentum technologies. |
| How often do y'all calculate how much money you would have today if you were somewhat hinged and just invested all your savings into the Nasdaq? I would have \~$200k, currently have \~$15k. Fuck |
| He’s going to cut rates and print there is no other option when it costs 1 trillion to service the debt |
| 😂 Well to be fair to OP, all three are bullish positions. They all lose money if stock drops. |
| Same |
| ONDS for sure |
| Bout to get another leg on Bitcoin |
| This is an artificial bull market lol. Look at layoffs and jobs reports. Only a matter of time. Plus I’m betting profits so I’m gambling with house money, not my own, not worried if it expires zero. |
| shouldnt this be LEAP singular? |
| I imagine a world where Reddit sells the company and the other company finds massive bots and pulls out of the deal, crushing Reddit's value to near worthless before they finally sell for a fraction of the current, definitely artificially-inflated, value. |
| Shit took everything from me |
| Yesterday end of the world today all nice and happy (bears are always sad and lonely) |
| The trick is to talk bearish but bet bullish. \n\nBest of both worlds. |
| exactly so you can freely gamble with two button clicks |
| Matters if you like Clang + Apple SDK all day. Linker issues. It is only good when it is good. |
| Glad I took some profits out of rklb and bought amazon and Google with it. Thought thatd be a safer route |
| Went against my gut and had puts most of the day |
| Some of you have portfolios only MM’s can love. |
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| Today is our first 60 degree day in Alabama, really enjoying sitting on my front porch swing this afternoon |
| I got 240C expiring Monday for $3 a piece. Any chance I can 2x that with some volume on Monday? |
| Cooling via radiator. There is no active cooling. A radiator for a single rack would be something like 60 m^2. \n\nThere will be no maintenance. They'll ship with some redundant hardware to replace failed ones, de-orbit/de-commission after 2-3 years. |
| Legit |
| You do know it’s Super Bowl weekend right? |
| Patriots money line LETS GO |
| Oh yea of course. That makes sense thanks |
| YOU'RE the market mover!!! |
| Whatever bro. I LOVE ramen. I WANNA eat ramen. - 🌈🐻 |
| What do you mean? Today was an easy profit |
| I feel like there is a trader out there with full blown down syndrome who is making more than me because they come to totally illogical conclusions that just happen to align with the market. |
| hey the stock went up 15% today, you never know |
| doing the opposite of WSB never fails\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qxydmpwg2yhg1.jpeg?width=1234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b059ee45e4194764f4aa602c40936c19de4c789 |
| Wolf of the wall street is the story of the journey about a loser ( Jordan belfort) gets great advice from a chad ( Matthew mcccoughnaey) and fucks it all up |
| do the needful and chill out |
| Twiddle our thumbs in circle and wait for the casino to open. |
| Thetagang secretly winning this week |
| Man I got fookd hard today smh |
| It is not inflation that truly matters. Rich people don't care much about inflation. \nIt is not about having a low interest rate too.\n\nIt is about liquidity. If money supply is reduced, wall street has to cut back on speculative asset bets.\n\nKevin Warsh, the upcoming Fed chair, has made it very clear that he will cut rates, but in return he will drain the money supply. Not only the printer will be stopped starting this May, he will also turn on the money destroyer machine.\n\nSPY $600 PT \nQQQ $500 PT |
| Alright fine then give me a DCF that explains why PLTR should be trading for anything more than $60 |
| real |
| Oh yeah! I think I do have an open chrome tab about Proton as a "check this out sometimes later" that I forgot about lol. Yeah no I'm more of a single player story driven player. |
| Ahh.. Lite coin. Remember starting my Crypto journey 15 bucks worth and it 15 × ing. Only to lose lik 25% in Eth gas prices. Now I'm holding a whopping 0,06 Eth! |
| At this point it would be a promotion. |
| I took a victory lap this week it went to Taco Bell for lunch ($19) and McDonald’s for lunch ($17) and will never go back again. Prices are absolutely absurd. I’m sure I’m not allowed in thinking this. There’s going to be a reckoning in fast food soon. |
| Feel like there's a bigger bottom here |
| The whole market has been turned upside down. There was a lot of liquidity added today and I think there’s a good chance market makers will extract it. |
| No, I really do. |
| Bears: "Let's bet my life savings against the largest infrastructure build out in the history of humanity because I know better than the 10 wealthiest companies in the history of humanity." |
| oh man |
| crazy ass week |
| I bought puts guys you’re welcome |
| thank GOD the casino is closed |
| I know you look at this board |
| 6 7 |
| Yeah generational put buying opportunity today |
| CRWV 20.5% rebound, GOATivities |
| REOPEN THE CASINO |
| probably have sex and maintain their fulfilling relationships \n\n**SAD!** |
| Ghislaine do the right thing Monday and tank this |
| That last week was a hell of a year. |
| what a crazyass day. i fear the drop on Monday. |
| No |
| Facts |
| I bought a DIA call last night and sold for a profit.\n\nI have a DIA put to hedge against dividend ETF’s and all other sorts of crap in my portfolio. |
| also agree, at least for now. Starlink is the biggest revenue generator and there is kind of a limit to how many customers they can serve.\n\nWill remain to be seen how important satellite constellations are |
| Accumulation is when it bottoms out and trades sideways, this is still falling |
| I’m actually good with a couple days of the casino closed this time |
| Super Bowl is Sunday. |
| Username perfect 😂 |
| Some of you just need to put the fries in the bag bro |
| Been there man,\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6pv0udg02yhg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df12967a29966aad7df9edb9ef9d247f40e38b0f\n\nI was up $1400 on Cashapp stocks as an 18yr old. Started my addiction, moved to Robinhood where I started losing. I gave up when I lost heavy. Returned when I learned how stupid I was. |
| Yeah they’re not allowed to say SuperBowl then. |
| Stupidest manipulation Ive seen in ages |
| Swipe left! |
| Bro is short his calls. He has the power of vega behind him! |
| I was 17% down this morning pre open... |
| You know people can sell before expiry, right? |
| memecoin |
| I swear it’s not lol, even though it might look or sound like it. Unfortunately AI is blurring the lines of authenticity, but this came from the heart 100% sir/miss |
| Please invest in this one then. |
| Windows has literally been dying for like 15-20 years now.\n\nWindows is incredibly unlikely to ever get a higher market share than its peak. It is very unlikely to grow at a higher rate than it is currently.\n\nDesktops are in general dying, laptops are getting murdered by apple. Only thing left is corporate which is nice but that has always been there so does not really matter.\n\nSo yes, Windows is dying. |
| bitcoin |
| 5 years and all jobs is a little bit of hyperbole from me sure, but AI’s purpose is to do everything better than humans in the end. There won’t be enough jobs eventually. The system will have to increasingly support long term welfare to uphold the consumer in a way it never has |
| -1 put means he sold the put |
| Soon i will exit all mag 7 positions. Far more upside in pretty much anything else. |
| Lol markets are flat not globular |
| Bears sound smart, bulls make money |
| You should have bought bitcoin 😂 |
| Can someone do an analysis to see how much money this entire group would be saved if we all went to gambling addiction rehab? |
| How did you go from 200k to 3.4m? |
| Priorities. |
| LMAO i live rent free in your head |
| He's even short and long calls and puts. This is truly impressive |
| Selling covered calls on this will miss massive upside when it rebounds. |
| how's that working for you? 20% on the day lil bro |
| My UNH calls are ☠️ |
| Jesus, now we need to listen to these spastic retard bulls all weekend bragging about their -0.17% 1M chart.\n\nNice work, retards, but you're gonna get ass blasted again next week after this fake garbage. On plus side metals recovered a bit, and I dumped out of about half of it. |
| That feeling when you made 3k but coulda made 15k if you held overnight |
| 3 million cash you had nothing else to do lol |
| Wtf do people even do in their free time when the casino is closed |
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| I bought reddit at $240 then crashed\n\nI bought MSFT at $520 then crashed\n\nI bought RKLB at $100 then crashed\n\nSold G00G at $165 and META at $98\n\nEverything i hold crash |
| Does no one ever zoom out before buying that trash? |
| Happy weekend!\n\nI have no idea what will happen on Monday. |
| Does that mean you’re selling a Put? Damn bro |
| War is bolish tho |
| That feeling that you had nearly 20k in gains and decided to hold meta for 1 week now your 3k in the red. I'm in shares so I'm hoping it will go back at some point then I will sell it all. |
| Friendly reminder: SPY up .66% YTD; EEM up 7.5% |
| How Saylor was feeling yesterday ? and how he is feeling today ? |
| It's a fucking forum \n\nValued at 30 billions |
| Why am I frugal with my money, but freely gamble my entire paycheck with two button clicks on Robinhood? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ok1yekuy1yhg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a59a6551423f01734d387e80bd885dca6190daae\n\nGang |
| Casino just closed and my gambling addiction can't cope with it |
| I posted yesterday about my AMZN shares loss. Today I lowered my average from 240.32 to 230. Hope that was the right move. |
| I hope Reddit sells their company for $30 per share and screws everyone. Just seems like a very Reddit thing to do. |
| Is Burry still shorting NVDA? 😂 |
| Duck it!! |
| Nasdaq still down for the year. |
| #RDDT crashing hard. Where will we go when Reddit goes bankrupt? LMAO🤌 |
| Is oklo still a thing or is the mementum dead |
| They finally got nbis on the earnings calendar. A lot riding on this. |
| That is correct. I am writing to you using letters.\n\n\nThese messages are silent. |
| Is this AI? 🤔 |
| I’m buying rddt |
| very bullish and over 4 years , thanks for the advice , i was going to do 13 anyways because it’s the best i can do since my average is 12.20 |
| The state department issued a warning for all Americans to leave Iran right now. Nice potential bull trap setup, hopefully my inverse S&P play pays off. |
| Bountiful fabrics around |
| Every beautiful woman is making some guy miserable wishing he was alone with a PlayStation. You are living the dream |
| Doomer bers back to the drawing board lmao |
| Holy SHIT I’m so relieved to be out of TLRY. What a piece of shit stock. |
| Interesting post. But nice to read |
| One of my biggest green days without holding any calls. Market has tourettes |
| Closed em all before the bell. |
| Rookie numbers |
| This is where you belong |
| We'd have to drive though |
| What we all want to know is when RDDT green? |
| If the market is the globe, Jensen is Atlas |
| a lot of "the big game" |
| But they won't so they won't |
| are we actually doing something to iran or is that a meme? |
| #Have you seen John Cena's new movie? Nah, you can't see him LMAO🤌 |
| mstr 🚀❤️ |
| that's happened on multiple sites, i wonder what the legal reasoning is there |
| More like due for a re-rating down. \n\n\nThat shit was more extended than me every time my wife walks within 30 ft of me. |
| Talked, not much happened. Not in a bad way. Will talk more later |
| “They’ve bet it all on AI, and wisely so.”\n\nUhh |
| After spy cracks 700 for an easy 10 bagger on the massive crash when nvidia has earnings. |
| Mfers going thru metamorphosis |
| Best couple weeks so far. Precious metals run and blow up followed by a liquidity crunch made it 🔥🔥🔥 |
| Sharted while in Hobby Lobby 🥺 |
| XxForknifexX |
| Nuclear Flyover! |
| If my bitcoin/crypto goes to zero but an international sex trafficking and financial crime ring are busted, I’ll take it. Conversely. It sucks if Bitcoin or Ethereum go to $200k but my friends can’t afford life |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/BlitzComet95 made a bet that MSTR would go to 95.0 within **1 day** when it was 104.938 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| The fundamentals don’t seem to be an issue but communication definitely is. Failing to clarify the Q2 revenue timing caused unnecessary panic. And leaking the Oklahoma site beforehand made the official news irrelevant. This is now a long-term play, but management desperately needs to learn how to speak to investors and avoid surprises. |
| Up $400 today, could have been like $2000 but I panic sold my calls expecting a pump and dump :/ |
| I would be also if I had puts. Just buy calls |
| Like BBW? |
| Need a break after the roller coaster week |
| I agree. There are a lot of bots. But every social media has them. I bought it because Reddit is the only social media I use and I believe it will do well in the long run. |
| Reddit was founded by Jeffrey Epstein ? |
| Can't believe Nero did us dirty like that! |
| Ill know next time |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Acceptable_Bed_6033 made a bet that MSFT would go to 410.0 within **1 day** when it was 392.25 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| What is it you don’t like about mac? I write c++ code all day in a work/research environment and Mac and Linux are about equivalent to me. Mac has better user experience by quite a lot but Linux can support cuda. |
| yes comrade |
| Wtw w google |
| You're like Charlie Sheen, you're bi-winning |
| I'm just surprised for once, that someone on this subreddit purchased options that didn't expire the very next day. Two years is a long time for this to work in your favor (or not). I wish you well, nonetheless, my G |
| Dole and VZ were my only green stocks last couple days. Today they were red when I last checked while everything else was green. In hindsight I should have questioned them starting to go up before the last two days |
| Why? |
| Go to the humane society and bring home a puppy. Works like a charm 🫡 |
| It’s time for everybody to get into shape, time to walk and run everywhere |
| No. I have tenure at my current location. |
| Calls on ANET |
| Neocloud is the new safe haven |
| Upvoted for the Nancy Kerrigan reference. |
| Basically, what the first guy was saying is that if you had $3m, you could invest it into the stock market by buying lots of shares of an exchange traded fund (ETF) like VOO. \n\nVOO is a fund offered by a company called Vanguard, every dollar in that fund is invested in the top 500 companies in the USA like Apple, NVidia, etc. Collectively, those 500 companies are colloquially known as the S&P 500 (to simplify things).\n\nEvery year, the S&P 500 average return is 10%. Every $100 invested returns $10. Take away 2% for inflation (even if you think it is higher, just do it for the sake of the math) and you get the 8% return he was talking about.\n\n```3,000,000 * 0.08 == 240,000```\n\nSo the original poster could be sitting on his ass making $240k a year, inflation adjusted, but instead burned more than half of it on gambling with options.\n\nAs for what you need to do in order to start a portfolio, max out your 401k, Roth IRA and all that, just go to the r/fire sub and ask, or read the posts there.\n\nAs for options, well, I think you should forget about them and run far away from them. Buy VOO, and chill. |
| Maye |
| Commodities super cycle barely started |
| littlekidlover |
| RDDT is done for |
| Michael burry crying behind Wendy’s |
| What if SPY opens at 680 on Monday\n\nAre you, as a gambler, prepared for this? |
| Talking shit until the market dumps again next week |
| LMAO🤌 |
| Maybe true, but it’s just odd no one seems to seriously consider it. If you follow AI progress it seems like a 60% chance of happening in the next 5 years. Probably not all jobs in 5 years but like a severe unemployment crisis forsure. |
| Open |
| Still loading |
| Ey lmaooo 🤌 |
| Youre unironically right |
| See finance Reddit freaking the fuck out\n\nChecks relatively meager portfolio \n\nEverything is up\n\nI sleep |
| Best way to tell my family we have to sell our car? |
| I played spy puts on Tuesday and rolled them into scmi calls before close and sold off today |
| Market can’t go two days without buying the dip truly retarded |
| He sold the puts, all of them are long positions |
| #umm bers what happened today LMAO🤌 |