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| Hahaha. You going to die broke. |
| The news will scare the consumers from the black market to the legal overpriced market |
| 😒😒and ZJZ complains his job isn't fun anymore😂😂 I wonder why? |
| Why imagine when you can experience |
| bad real life news is good for tech stocks, good recovery numbers are bad for tech and will signal a rotation into everything else. I'm heavy in tech so hoping for bad covid news.\n\nNot financial advice. For all you know I'm a drunken homeless guy. |
| Because short interest scares people into selling their shares by publishing negative news articles\nIf people don’t sell like GME short interest loses |
| gme itself iv is way too high for doing anything theta related, i mean op is ballsy as f so do you sir lol |
| In living color gave me great financial advice. |
| I held 60 RKT FDs through earnings |
| Literally none. I did zero DD for this post, are you fucking blind? The flair is for discussion, not for DD. \n\nNot every thing is a YOLO to the moon rocket ship post but maybe you've both been so ass-fucked by every short squeeze post that your buttholes are sore. I have literally no idea why you would come at me for posting a discussion, for giving people something to think about. If you want to argue the points of my post, fine. Go look at the many comments by people who know how to have a civil discussion, and you'll see what a proper exchange looks like. \n\nOr you could be a little bitch and start your posts with, "What the hell are you talking about?!?" \n\nABNB is a stock I'm long in, not one I'm doubling up on for a short squeeze based on earnings. If anyone else out there is long on it, or considering it, the article I presented shows another side of the stock that I'm guessing a lot of people were unaware of, like me. \n\nYou have three choices on every post: comment civilly, ignore and move on, or comment like a fucking prick. \n\nIf you comment like a fucking prick, I'm gonna respond in turn. All night. |
| This is glorious. |
| True.....but you can also make your own Pepsi with carbonated water and flavor and not many do that. The backyard grows will always be there but won’t impede on the demand for the super mango cherry gorilla crush THC lollipops that are made in labs and sold in the store |
| dog kibble should be illegal |
| For the love of god don’t change the title I’m high af and that shit has me rollin 🤣🤣🤣 |
| The tendies running away screaming kills me. |
| \n(🚫👕🚫👖)+🔫+(✌+(🌗-🌕)) |
| Don't always bash Snek! Snek can sometimes [protec](https://www.dictionary.com/e/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/snek-5.jpeg). |
| Marriage is & always has been a religious/governmental contract between 2 people merging them into 1 property: aka treating 2 people as property, hence the last legal form of slavery.\n\nSorry, I don't want to be a part of that. It should be outlawed. It used to be women were sold as slaves into marriage, then dowrys were paid, then Father's just "handed the bride over" as they walked down then aisle, etc. It's been redefined so many times (regardless of all the snowflakes screaming not to redefine it), that it doesn't mean anything like it used to mean for all of recorded human history anyway.\n\nI'm glad it's being slowly torn apart. However, I STRONGLY feel that the rest of your statement is accurate & that people need to overcome societal & macroeconomic pressures in order to develop better interpersonal relationships with each other so that they can date better & take time to get to know the character of a person BEFORE deciding to take someone on as a boyfriend or girlfriend. Then, & only then should they decide to enter into a relationship. At which point once they have - they need to be an adult about it ... Commitment is commitment. People are not replaceable & you stay & fix things, pretty much no matter what. If you find out you didn't like the person later ... That means you didn't do you're due diligence before. It's not love if you can fall out of it. It should not take you more than 2-3 relationships to figure it out. That's a sign of severe immaturity. |
| CL🍀V with MSFT kicker.\n\nI am not wrong. |
| But in the most glorious ways possible |
| Liberal run city, what did you expect? |
| Anyone relse beat off to live version of St Elmos fire |
| 1 metric fuck ton |
| Here I realized gme bro ( you were right I like silver due to inflation so I keep simple look at my other posts I don’t believe doomsday ) I just believe profit . I saw the same light also for gme and now I am excited bro more . Before while writing the post I was sure abt silver and now also I am convinced abt gme as same as silver . Right timing even coming and so excited . Pls read my first dd so there were wonderful points also in the comments |
| Congradjufuckinlations 💜 |
| Absolutely! Will add you tonight |
| Could rebound this week |
| Ticker? |
| go to /r/investing for actual advice, we like losing money here\n\nif you don't know what you're doing just buy VOO/VTI while you learn and diversify from there if you choose |
| Question, first post. If they short dogiecoin what would it take to go full Melvin them? Ape loves shorts. |
| Hoping BABA stays low on monday so I can sneak 100 Sept 270s and 100 Oct 280s. |
| He wasn't wrong. |
| Imagine your investing strategy is based off a sketch comedy show |
| American Justice, the most trust worthy institute in the world, were all the laws with long sentences are given to regular working class Americans, and the special laws that most of us couldn’t break if we tried are for them with little or no consequences. Vote rich people into office to make laws for them and us wondering who drew the short straw. |
| Makes sense, yea I can remove that. |
| companies that you spend money on |
| In pretty sure Teen Titans was a sort of gateway fap into hentai for some kids growing up. |
| Why did I only buy one 🙁 |
| Welcome to the casino. It’s important to me that you understand this is a casino |
| Here's what you're going to do\n\nGo to the nearest grocery store and purchase cans of spam\n\nAll your money in cans of spam\n\nIf spam goes up to $2 you've just doubled your money |
| Because I’m not crying, you’re retarded. |
| i'm that star up in the sky\n\ni'm that mountain peak of high\n\nhey i made it\n\ni'm the world's greatest |
| ...So pos. or ban |
| Are you a girl? |
| this sub is exclusively dedicated to losing money. |
| To be fair, he said "entering" not "in". \n\nI'm not exactly convinced that it's coming, but I also wouldn't be shocked if there ends up being a market correction that turns into an extended overcorrection. |
| Bought a 0dte google call for earnings. Was confused to why I was down 99% the next day when the stock didn't move lol |
| Wow just landed in Portland. What an absolute shithole has it always been like this or is this recent wtf |
| I dunno, fuckin calls on foreign $spy? |
| God bless you |
| Sounds like a buy |
| Because a billion dollars would only impact a persons life negatively for about 6 months if it went missing, his sentence is entirely reasonable. It's not like he snatched a purse with $18 in it on the street. Then he'd get 6 years. |
| I'll put it on fwsbmELITE |
| Want to lose money weekends and evenings? Want to invest in something that could be worthless in seconds? Meet me behind the dumpster, I've got an offer for you. |
| Yo how much jizz do I need to swallow for some flair around here? |
| Gains? What are those? |
| The World's Greatest, without any doubt |
| *Puts basket over head. Steals all Khagiit’s wares.* |
| I’ve seen this before. Removed for repeat content. |
| how tf is this a yolo?? it doesn't expire anytime soon and is less than 25% of his portfolio, aren't you a mod? |
| Unknown stocks, unknown chips\n\nThat’s your problem |
| Hey fellas, so I’m 19 years old and new to this whole stocks and investing thing. I just wanted to know what would be good companies/stocks that seem to have high potential for me to invest in. I was sorta reading the rules and I was thinking that this is not worthy of a solo post and so I figured I would comment on the weekend thread |
| It will. Won't be instantaneous though. Could be a while |
| A donut with no holes is a danish |
| u/stepwhel is also a scammer. Privated messaged me saying she wants me to open a investing portfolio where she will manage it for me. And here I thought a girl actually wanted to talk to me. Feel free to waste her time. |
| How many shares does he own ? |
| $55K for a billion dollar scam but god forbid you smoke or get caught with the good ole Marijuanas. |
| This is painful to look at look.... but again we don’t claim that we are smart here |
| Ahh I see. Gotcha |
| I hope she's acting. |
| 80 percent of your investment portfolio should be in long-term stable growth stock, index ETF, no individual stock should consist more than 10-15 percent of your entire portfolio. blue-chip stock, etc, and only toss 10-20 percent into the fire so even you lose them all no biggie. But here is WSB, we don't that here sir. we lose money professionally and artistically here XD. |
| I don't know shit about fuck |
| Me. My average is $29.79 after the split. |
| You don't want to use your subreddit? |
| Removed - nothing to do with the market |
| Hopefully the uplist and increased capacity will give it the juice to run up like RIOT. |
| Fair enough. I’m using the covered calls as a limit sell with a premium, he’s using the puts as a limit buy with a premium. 👍 |
| I want to see this happen in the worst way now. |
| I'm still bullish long term. |
| But this is a live chat - your comment is already so far down no one will see it |
| growth is down, yes, 10-15%. what in the world are you invested in that crashed 70%? |
| Wednesday night is going to be like Christmas eve for me. BABA in the morning, Abnb after close. If baba is still in the 220s Monday I'm buying more. |
| Me too |
| How did you get approved for options level ii on fidelity |
| I’d sell this second |
| Doh, lol, sorry, I'm a complete imbecile when it comes to geography. I just like Denmark. |
| Have faith. May 17 |
| Ban |
| 20 Million Degenerates soon |
| All those gonna print |
| In the last 2 days I have read at least 4 posts by you on here (of which there are more but deleted). What has changed so much about the silver market in that time to warrant posting it so much |
| Cheers |
| Hahahhaa I loved this movie! Fantastic job ape! |
| Fuck that company. 9/11 was an inside job. I heard Blackrock just sold PLTR too |
| Where should I put the gey ber comp, u/Darkbyte? |
| Lol scary, might go down to 15$ |
| Me Chinese\n\nMe play Joke\n\nMe put Sneky in your throat |
| What are you on about? |
| Damn I'm not smart enough |
| I mean generally, when an insider sells that isn’t really betting on the companies future. Asking “why hasn’t he sold in 13 years” is like asking why a happily married couple hasn’t divorced yet. That logic is just batshit crazy. |
| Only warning you get. No crypto. |
| I haven't seen uncut gems |
| *buys one dollar chip bags from an unknown brand*\n\nKids: daddy how come we don’t buy lays or ruffles anymore?\n\n*looks at my Stock portfolio*\n\n😞 |
| I mean I already edited it and you got an award so it’s okay lol. |
| The only gains I’ve made were some friends along the way to failure |
| I bought when you could get 100 coins for a dollar...and yes it should be fun to watch |
| Where at? |
| What’s being censored? |
| Looks like you put a bunch of money into a “Wall Street Bets Short Squeeze Special.” Lesson, don’t believe most of the DD and crap you read on here. Especially when “it’s a short squeeze.” |
| Short* |
| Call me by your name |
| Think I got him beat... but he locked in his already, so I guess we'll see. |
| ONE OF US! |
| GME 200c 5/14 |
| Just repost the comment without it - sorry for the inconvenience. |
| These a shit picture going around saying Elon will accept it as payment. This is peak autism. |
| I qualified for the stimmys |
| And they didn't want to cast OJ as the Terminator because he was too friendly looking lol |
| Buy the rumor Sell the news ! |
| Until now I was out of gme but when I realized with one of ape conversation all my mind changed abt gme and now therefore too much exited and hope will go |
| SMH! You should’ve just bought more shares. This is a long play. |
| No, it’ll be worse |
| I have sneking suspicion you aren't who you say you are. |
| piss on you by dave chappelle |
| Watersports was the best album IMO |
| silver to the moon imo |
| This is the way |
| I got my ransom back in january but good luck bud! |
| You're a fellow pizza, so you can stay. |
| Rules say no crypto. Rules say YOLOs need to be YOLOs |
| I replied to your comment |
| SNL. The whole WSB is watching! |
| You're the reason this community kicks ass! Not getting butthurt (pun intended) about a competition of who is the gayest mod. |
| Capital tax gains for 1 year stock holders are lower than for people that buy and pull in less than 1 year mark. Its about 15% if you hold for 1 year |
| Saved! 100 |
| Does the rules say we can’t post 🤔 |
| sure, that's why Witcher 3 had 16 DLC, cause they don't do them. why even talk if you don't know what you're talking about ? |
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| Love it |
| I feel your pain that whole debacle royaly messed my novice plans up but I was sitting on 400 at 4 something a share happily selling what I thought were out of the money calls making a few bucks while I waited for dividend to kick back in. Then bang all of a sudden I'm in serious risk of losing 200 share to exercised Contract at 5.50. Ended up pay 70 to buy out of them when in reality if I'd just left it alone probably wouldn't have been exercised even but I hit panic mode |
| I'll go where I see opportunity, but I'll always come back to RKT longterm. Might take them a while for them to complete their market share growth. |
| Best R Kelly song? My vote is I'm a Flirt |
| Well I wanted to point out that it is obvious to be biased and integrate your own perspective in a valuation. Yes, I try to asess fairly, but it is a stretch to claim to be doing unbiased research/dd. As to the quality of the report, I hope you at least took a peek before declaring it bad. |
| Let it die |
| If I was a dog shit coin holder whale I’d dump all of it just before SNL starts |
| 😂 |
| tell me you're retarded without saying you're retarded |
| Any day now |
| Johan was a goat of a villain however the show really slowed down towards the middle |
| Why should I take off rhymes with moon?\n\nEdit: ok |
| He doesn't want to lose shares, so selling covered calls is counter productive. He sells puts. This way he is collecting a premium and potentially bringing his price per share down if assigned. The more shares you have the more you receive in dividends. |
| https://youtu.be/u547vLHNAs4. I think YouTube has English auto caption SOOO uhh try putting on that if u don't understand Chinese. Also to note the sadder part (but this is not confirmed, just rumor) is that the companies that exploited the kid also injected him with growth inhibiting substance so that he keeps looking like that. But the end result is that he's now 12 but still can't do 2+5 cuz his mental and physical developments have not kept up with his growth at all. Possibly, he will remain mentally underdeveloped for the rest of his life. |
| I’m throwing cabbage at you. It’s not supposed to be helpful, it’s meant to be demeaning. |
| PLTR is going to the moon. Don't worry. |
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| Bruh someone stop PLTR from dumping. ROPE |
| No crypto |
| Calls on sativa, puts on indica |
| What did elon musk do apart from 1 tweet? |
| Sounds like she needs to start asking men about their financial stability tbh |
| I will bag hold, but I am not buying more. |
| Lmfao shut up bitch u sound and r so pathetic |
| The rich dont do gestures as they are afraid of the unforeseen side effects. \n\nAs an Example lets say Jack Ma funds a kids education because he looks like Jack Ma. Next we hear about poor parents selling their farmland to get plastic surgery for their 6 yr olds to make them look like billionaires in the hope that will set their kid up for life. |
| Happy 4:20 from Colorado |
| I’m seeing so much of those they got big balls of steel |
| MARA has earnings next week. Should be interesting to see where it goes. |
| Its been a minute |
| DeepfuckingJuice is loose! |
| That other coin is looking real ethereal right now |
| Don't include me cuz I actually am gay so it's not fair. Other than that it looks good\n\nEdit: wait take off crimes_with_poon too |
| I'm just telling you I have a sore ass... |
| Yea username checks out |
| Yes bro you are right because I made several mistakes so here just emphasized gme my point here plus hedging but you are right and thanks 🙏now trying to learn dude |
| Unlikely but possible |
| I don’t like money. |
| Now is the time for 💎🤚 WPP 🦧🚀🦍🦍🚀🚀 to shine |
| oh god Elon is staring right at the teleprompter 😰 love ya man but god this is gonna be super cringe |
| Weird thing is Cathie looks like the delusional mom neighbour who tells you I heard masks don’t protect from covid *waves hands in the air* why are they making it mandatory right Anne? |
| New. Breaking rules. |
| u/Darkbyte are these good for the gay bear contest?\n\nOPINION\_IS\_UNPOPULAR\n\nCHAINSAW\_VASECTOMY\n\nbawse1\n\nzjz\n\npremier\_\n\nnotmikjaash\n\nWaterCups69\n\ntheycallmeryan\n\nXxGTM17\n\ntheycallme1\n\nJohnnyCupcakes\n\nplechazunga\_\n\nHellzAngelz\n\nStylux\n\nTheDrallen\n\nClassicRust\n\nrocketfuelandcoffee\n\nRapsAboutDiablo\n\nMemetron9000\n\nsdevil713\n\nThetaGang\_wsb\n\nThe\_Three\_Nuts\n\nVacationLover1\n\nFannyPackPhantom\n\nCallsOnAlchoholism\n\nGrumpy-james\n\nGoBeaversOSU\n\nWilliamNyeTho\n\nrichtofin115\n\numbrellacorpbailout\n\nDarkByte\n\nPusherman\_\n\nteddy\_riesling\n\nTheIceCreamMansBro2\n\nrhymes\_with\_moon\n\nDan\_inKuwait\n\nDisablesSexRobot\n\nonelot\n\nSignedUpWhilePooping\n\nSwedish\_Chef\_Bork\_x3 |
| Buy low sell high |
| Let's go GME, I still have faith!! |
| Yeah a mod has to assign it, can you take out the paragraph ab Bitcoin marked boring, that kind of edges on crypto with the no crypto rule, when the post is supposed to be about Cathie’s... big shirt\n\nYou can keep the second “boring” SS, just take out the first |
| Weave the jerky into a basket and pretend it's a waffle cone.\n\nOr, freeze the jerky and grind it to a slushie. |
| Yeah... I’m getting told 1-4 months... idk |
| Not helpful |
| 11:30 ET |
| It’s the root of all. |
| bot |
| Don’t worry, Hillary Jr is in the board of directors. Mommy & daddy will make sure their little angel’s fun little side job generates plenty of $$$$ |
| I can tell you being in pharmacy management it’s all about taking out the competition. You want to beat expectations and earnings every quarter? Every customer that you steer from your competition to yourself matters. You think other hedge funds enjoy the fact many people invest their money into cathies ark funds instead of their own? You are ignorant as fuck. Oooh big boy you can read something on Reddit about how growth stocks are being rotated out of into value, good for you!!! |
| You post about this multiple times a day to the point where I recognize your username and each time I come back to the thread a few hours later it's deleted.\n\nEdit: not only that but look at all the other commenter history on all this thread. |
| Quit crying |
| Got em! BOOM! |
| Im talking about the face. |
| Ohh well I’ll edit that real quick lol whoops. Clearly wasn’t thorough. |
| You think the earnings report Tuesday will do anything? |
| Not what i asked |
| Good to hear. |
| glad this is fake and not your actual account |
| This is the way? |
| He's not a bear. He's a bagholder of that one company lmao.\n\nEverybody knows the market is fake and gay. There's just no point in bitching about it if you choose to participate. |
| What if it's because Khajiit has wares, if you have coin. |
| Anyone remember [when SNL was actually funny](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch_hoYPPeGc)? |
| I know it’s a bargain at this point but I’m broke and I’m hesitant to put more cash on the table |
| No, and perhaps it is much better than VS Code. My rationale is that because of the sheer number of people developing plugins and additions in vs, that msft can have a preview on what is going on in the industry and use analytics to get insight of which tech to develop next. This keeps them on the edge, not the platform by itself, although I enjoy vs quite a bit 🙂 |
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15\_Y3\_eRfOU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15_Y3_eRfOU) |
| SNL hours away. Slaughter beginning early. |
| January called. Pick up the phone |
| Nice |
| Thats a bold strategy, let's see if it pays off Cotton |
| Himself |
| I’m so hard right now! |
| Booo 🥬🥬🥬 |
| >IBs and tech are making a shit ton of money, but what about the rest of the country?\n\nThis has been worrying me for awhile (years). Is tech going to fracture the economy in such a way that it basically defines 'tech workers' as a separate class? I am a tech worker, but I very much do not want that to happen. If SF is a preview... it's not a good look. Software engineers making bank surrounded by a mass of homeless or struggling. No thanks.\n\nBut on the other hand, there are so many strong pressures pushing things in that direction. Wages died in 1980 and have been suppressed ever since while the government waits for everything to trickle down. The business world, I think, had a psychological and moral crisis when computers entered the workplace. From 1950 to 1980, productivity increased incrementally, and wages kept pace, average income of lower 90% (workers) rose by 75%. Then from 1980 to 2010... that figure rose by 1%. While productivity skyrocketed because computers were productivity multipliers, not an incremental improvement. When an exec saw 7% productivity increase, he could give a 5% raise and pay himself on the back. When he saw a 120% increase in productivity... he short circuited. Controlling the cost of labor became more important than anything, including profit. The whole 'work is compensated based upon the value it creates' went wholesale out the window. Maybe economists have some idea of where that heads, I don't. |
| what time does it start |
| Energy Transfer (ET) came away with 2.4 billion extra earnings from the deregulated Texas freeze KINDA FEEL BAD BUT... |
| > I was sorta reading the rules \n\nChecks out because you missed the one that says no crypto yo |
| I had a dream that I was nutting in Cathie's anus and just before I came a big ticker flashed and it said $COIN. Yoloing all on COIN Monday |
| EBON!! |
| Working on the second depending how Monday goes |
| Yeah tell me about the calls. I bought 20 leaps of 25c out in Jan 2023 on March 4 thinking that it dropped over 43% from it's January 27 high. The stock price was between 24-25 on that day. I thought I always showed strong support at $23-$24 level and these are leaps 2 years out so very insignificant theta decay. That a mistake! I bought those contracts at $11.45 and now they are trading at $5.3. Lost over 50% without even theta decay, just due to this ever bleeding stock price. |
| Barely a slap on the wrist. More like a handshake and a blowjob |
| Imagine thinking gme won’t squeeze to 1000😂y’all just mad that you didn’t buy |
| Bail |
| Im FLYING. MAAAAH LOOKK AT ME. HEY MOM!!!!! Woooooooooooo. LETS👏. FUCKIN👏. GO👏. |
| No money can fix that damage. |
| protip: when you have a client thats drunk or high and your throat has been bruised to bits, you can often get the job done with an oral fleshlight |
| No love for Wendy’s. Damn. |
| So true |
| Congrats |
| The only reason I trust her is Cramer seems to hate her,she must have some morals |
| Mf hates cash 😂 |
| cdpr don't do DLCs. Thats why gamers love then |
| This is the way |
| 10 Million degenerates. So proud of this community. Even though most have no idea what they’re doing... it’s a first step. |
| Hope you hold with me or buy the dip |
| this guy fucks! |
| Jacked to the tits *high musical note* |
| It seems this sub (and others) are in need of some well thought out, well researched DD on why GME won't squeeze. Please, all of you passionate squeeze deniers...load up on some puts and tell us why it aint gon' happen!! \n\nAnd if there already is good counter DD, please send my way or Repost |
| That’s true. I kind of addressed it in part of my other reply somewhere below (at the moment):\n\nHowever, it is worth how much someone is willing to pay for it at any given time. You will never sell one for more than the highest bid. You also do not want your calls expire in the money if you do not intend on owning the stock or don’t have the money to pay for it (depending on your broker, they may liquidate your contracts before the expiry with an automatic market order if you don’t have sufficient funds in your account to exercise the calls). |
| I carry a iron but it's a 9 if you know what I mean 😜 |
| What’s a blank account? 🤔 |
| Your account can still experience death by a thousand IV crushes. |
| Mr. No balls ... im in |
| Damn. You really said “ fuck this money” |
| This is the way |
| SNL is broadcasting on YouTube. Wasnt gonna watch but I guess will now. |
| You will almost always have more than intrinsic value (S-K). Otherwise there would be arbitrage and there are enough pros to keep that from happening. |
| I usually buy high sell low. It's just my luck |
| They gave me everything from the tools to the access of information. I was just retarded, took a risk and didn’t pan out. It was all me. |
| Thanks. Can you share your insights? |
| Maybe in the future, but it’s far too early to suggest a buyout. There’s also 0 news outside of Reddit regarding a buyout.... |
| When I carry my iron on morning walks, people always look at me funny because I like to let the chord drag on the ground behind me. |
| thats a fair point |
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| Dow 35000 Monday y’all |
| It ain’t over till it says $0 stay strong king |
| A fine that amounts to pocket change for him and 6 months of staying at home in a mansion. That’ll teach him a lesson. |
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| Once had a neighbor who would carry his cast iron down the street banging it with a spatula and wearing his bathroom. My other neighborhood walked in on him broken into their house and he buck ass naked taking a bath in their bathtub - then the V.A. came and took him away and he was never seen from again but the county swung through once a month to tend his weeds and mow his lawn. |
| Got some more castor bean plants growing. They look so fucking cool |
| Boy, tax season gonna suck for you. 😂 |
| suck my ass |
| Still got 350k left |
| I love you dumbass apes |
| Oh thats an interesting/cool starting point compared to where you are now. Im in a similar boat in regards to legal implications, but I will say no one is going to be broke betting on the right security providers or infrastructure in the long run. |
| [just in case his scroll button is frozen...](https://imgur.com/gallery/ViKh2dA) |
| Don't alot of govts and private security sector use bb... |
| Honestly, the whole purpose of WSB is to make risky plays cause big $$$ if it pops off. You have to have the mindset where you have to be willing to lose it all on a play. There are times for "safe" investing like a majority of your portfolio if you want long term stability and stuff like play money to go to WSB picks |
| I believe the gourd one is something like "lost everything" or "lost it all" but I've never been able to get it to trigger reliably, so the rule must be more complex. |
| Sorry flower salesman - you’re not getting me to buy into your corporate propaganda |
| DIS going to crush earnings. Hoping to sell a call and pick up some more actual stock. |
| Cathie wouldn’t be as trusted if she didn’t wear her thick glasses, change my mind |
| Imagine thinking that your a stock market guru, after buying into the biggest bull run in history😂those 100$ gains look crazy😂 |
| Lmao |
| Holy shit. Already lost 100k. Looks like you're gonna be working your whole life. |
| Fuck you |
| I never blew up my account, I just made a lot and lost all my profits and then some a couple times. |
| I am a bot. A Gain/Loss/YOLO should be a picture of a closed gain, a closed loss, or an open position > $2,500. |
| It can take 1000 mondays but possible |
| He should get 6 years not 6 months |
| Buy high sell low is the way I roll. |
| He probably yoloed with a small amount and won big |
| So the Germans would have us believe... |
| Government regulations went up by 2 Trillion dollars since 2009. Business pass along those costs. Also, benefits have risen sharply because they are cheaper for a business to provide than a straight wage increase because of payroll taxes and worker’s compensation insurance.\nSo while “wages” are stagnant, benefits have risen above demand to try to balance that. |
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| The one from like 20 years ago? |
| Damn, how long we gonna milk this meme for? |
| The dude got supervised release on "HOME CONFINEMENT"...\n\n...now he is going to have to hang out at his ocean front beach house in the Hamptons all summer. 🙁 |
| Thanks for that, some very useful info in there. |
| hahah why? poots? |
| Oh that. I'll make it now. |
| This guy doesn’t fuck. Sorry for your dry penis. F |
| Anyone that “believes” in this evil fucking company is a bootlicker and deserves to lose their money. |
| Lemonade best diss track since ether |
| Sorry I just remember when WSB stood for more than GME |
| More so an idea to trend data on the current population and apply it to their new enrollees as they come. Test with the current population, and apply it to more tech friendly users as they come online. And their assistant may suck right now but it’s software. Not hardware. You can update software as time goes on. But whatever. Let’s see what happens. |
| I think you should their dividend a few weeks ago alone makes me want to hold |
| Don’t go all in on one trade and you won’t have to worry about it |
| why do you think he has a red headband, and a fires a kitten guy? |
| I hope amzn goes bankrupt on Monday |
| Cinderella Story... |
| The tech is complex only on the backend, it is super simple on the front end….in fact most customers don’t even see the tech except in case of teleheath services. Doctors see the front end of clover assistant and frankly, if you’ve seen the demo, it makes the doctors job so much easier. |
| Are you taking about norm Macdonald playing who wants to be a millionaire from the year 2000? |
| Is this satire? Loĺ a %55,000 fine? Ahahhahajajajajajjahahajah ahhh hahahahahah |
| What kind of beef jerky |
| Barry Silbert looks the husband who films his dentist tech hotwife. |
| Do the jerk get the Cream |
| Real talk: most of my money is in biotech.\n\n1) CRISP\n2) BEAM \n3) FATE\n4) NTLA\n\nI got 77 shares of CRSP, and 10 of the rest. I’m a grad student in stats and god willing, will be done with school and pass my classes on Monday (took one final yesterday, one more on Monday. If I pass these classes I’m done!) \n\nSo my hope is once I start my big boy job I have lined up, I can get all these to 100 shares and in 20 years when they’re worth almost $1k I’ll be doing decent. Not great, but decent. The other money I’ll be earning will be going towards coins and meme stocks and options (gotta learn about those first though. I have an idea of what puts and calls are but idk how you make money with them). I don’t want to work for 46 fucking years. I’m 24. Working till 70 so I can retire is slavery. Fuck that shit. |
| One of the most retarded things I have ever seen… congrats! |
| Maybe I'm just that good at argumentation? |
| i carry a 7 iron on walks around town smash every rock I see like its a ball, often at people |
| Funny thing is, he actually IS a joke!! |
| hold up, is that OJ? |
| Hope so, have 30 puts out with 20-21 strikes! Go figure I start selling options on this thing the month it implodes haha. |
| Options seem illiquid. \n\nOn the call that OP owns there is only 419 OI.\n\nBid/Ask is 50cent difference for a 5$ contract.\n\nIt also appears the runups on this don't last long and it's already runup the last two months.\n\nI'm intrigued because commodities are where it's at right now but it almost seems like what OP has said might be priced in at this point.\n\nIt has never once gone above 48 and is at 43 rn. |
| Eat frozen meat save money |
| You are now getting everyone confused.\n\nWhen GME was trading at $300, the $30 strike call would be worth $270 at the expiry (the buyer, if there was one, would pay $27,000 for that 1 call). A few days out, the price would be different. At the share price of $270, that call would be worth $240 at the expiry, i.e. $24,000 in actual money. \n\nHowever, it is worth how much someone is willing to pay for it at any given time. You will never sell one for more than the highest bid. You also do not want your calls expire in the money if you do not intend on owning the stock or don’t have the money to pay for it (depending on your broker, they may liquidate your contracts before the expiry with an automatic market order if you don’t have sufficient funds in your account to exercise the calls).\n\nLike I said in my previous, read up on options. There is a lot of information online. |
| Over bought, then over sold. We shall see. Long YOLO myself so I don't miss any of the weed meme gains if they come |
| We see it again it’s a ban. This is your warning. You have a blank account and blatantly rejecting the rules. Go read them. |
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| Yeah - it’s been manipulated by the Fed since 2008 - and they only make it go uppies to give money to their friends |
| I understood options and still blew up my account a few times 🙃 |
| Done |
| A new one? |
| You don’t trust accountants and scientists. \n\nSo you really are a true retard. |
| She needs to find another sub besides wsb. |
| Put it into any boomer stock then just hold, preferably companies that have over 200B Market Cap you can split it up between 13 different companies. That way you achieve maximum risk hedge in your strong portfolio, then save every penny you got and keep throwing cash into them. |
| Shares of conoco phillips dropped 6% the last time colonial pipeline was initially shutdown... But then gained 15% in the weeks following |
| That's why I'm working tm |
| I see what you did there. If only he planked better 😎 |
| Where's the bracket poll? |
| I don’t think we should. They missed their earnings by the smallest margin. If anything we should buy the dip |
| This is the way. |
| something about the downward slide look appealing? |
| if I sell it will moon right afterwards, I just know it |
| Idk why you’re here then, no one here can afford to be a drug addict |
| 🙄 |
| It’s on! |
| 🤞🏼 I’m playing it like who wants to be a Millionaire, except the same way Norm MacDonald played it, Kindof like a more retarded rainman |
| Bro... why? |
| I knew insider trading never happened, thank you for the info. |
| >did you place a second mtg on your home bro. who can afford lumber |
| “Long term” |
| I am a bot. A Gain/Loss/YOLO should be a picture of a closed gain, a closed loss, or an open position > $2,500. |
| Go back to your corner 🌈🐻 |
| I'm using 2020 as a big, concrete, easy-to-understand example of what our government has been doing all this time to show why Capitalism isn't to be blamed for wealth disparity, but the government should be blamed. The US is my world. I don't give a fuck about other countries. They are weak, they rely on our military, our pharmaceuticals, our generosity. China didn't lock down hard and they have been just fine, in fact they are starting to actually beat us. I don't think I have mentioned Trump in any of my posts, but thanks for attacking my character. You couldn't win the argument on an intellectual level, so you had to respond like a monkey would. I have a big ol banana for ya, just let me unzipper my pants 🤣 |
| **UWMC not added to Russel Indices <------\`because of how the IPO was a reverse merger with a STAC? Look for them to be added soon?** |
| Zero. Wtf is there to understand |
| 2 times |
| i was just reading about them because of you. They seem awesome. |
| As opposed to what other time in history? 😂😂😂 |
| I am thinking it goes up based on growth, EPS & Rev beat plus better forward guidance.\n\nthen there is something in the back of my mind saying to me that there will be a sell off right before earnings and then continue afterwards |
| If I carry around an iron all day, my game has to improve just by really getting to know the weight and balance of it. |
| Yeah propz to OG APES AND DFV.....THEY PUT IN SOME WORK!!!!! WOUlDNT BE HERE IF IT WASNT FOR THEM AND WOULD HAVE LOSS ALL MY MONEY |
| The best investment this year was an infinitely inflationary joke from the previous decade. I don't think smart makes a difference |
| Ban. Wrong sub. |
| For anyone who's wondering: \n\n\nThe screenshot at 0:40 is u/1R0NYMAN's |
| As you make gains, you'll tend to become less risk adverse, as the gains beyond your initial investment are easy to see as house money, or not as valuable. Then you start making riskier plays, which sometimes lead to high returns...which are addictive. At that point, even if you are down and its no longer house money, your risk tolerance has been reduced. It is a very slippery slope many people go down.\n\n​\n\nIf you want a safer way to increase risk tolerance, the method I would suggest to friends if they asked, would be to start with either riskier company stocks (I don't mean penny stocks), or with LEAPS on not risky companies (a LEAP refers to an option with an expiration greater than a year). LEAPS are a favorite tool by even safer investors (buffet uses them).\n\nAnother caveat to this, is that I would strongly advise setting a hard limit on what you can "speculate" with. Having a separate account for that money helps tremendously. |
| You think bottom wiggles knows how to read? |
| that's my goal honestly |
| Both |
| There are so many people here who believe that the market is not manipulated😂 spy is fake and when it crashes don’t whine because you thought that just because you bought 100$ worth of stocks during the biggest bull run in history doesn’t mean that your a master of the market😂 |
| Probably lux support. |
| show em your curveball. A hooked testicle is great conversation starter. |
| That Nas Jay Z diss song is really heating up |
| I'm estranged so I'll spend the day sucking dicks at the glory hole at the rest area until I have enough money to buy heroin and shoot up in the truckstop bathroom |
| I’ve been thinking the same thing the past few days. Sentiment is very positive. |
| I dodged a bullet on COIN, bought it one morning, didn’t feel right, read some reviews on the stock. Man sometimes stock reports do help. You get to see the risks. Sold it in the afternoon. And it’s down 20% since. |
| Should I get ice cream or beef jerky for dinner? |
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| With rope? |
| I had to research so much just to follow what you said so insightful |
| You say this in a positive way |
| Rules for thee but not for meeee |
| AOC is playing League of Legends as Lux. Bullish. |
| Props to anyone holding? Why? Is being part of a cult impressive or something? |
| Lmao |
| Barry silbert will get bent over in an alleyway by a man named Tyrone 🚀🚀🌙🌙 |
| prostitution |
| you're right, that sub is lame. |
| Ive got the perfect stock for you. It's about $19 per share. It will suddenly go up to about $42 intraday, then about $44 after hours. Premarket the next morning it will shoot up to $48. Its called $RKT. Load up as quick as you can. |
| u/savevideo |
| >I am not going to touch PLTR unless insiders, specially the CEO stops dumping shares frequently. If he does not like the stock of his company then who the hell am I. \n\n'Papa Karp' simply doesn't like the stock but he believes in the company and those retards whom he sold his shares at inflated prices. He strongly believes that retail investors can hold a bag for him and many others 🙂 |
| He should have strangled him |
| Lmao shut up bitch |
| did the lack of anesthesia help diminish the respectability?\n\nAnd, was there an association of research/mortuary work of chopping up bodies make it seem like "surgery" was some sort of hack? |
| Barry silbert looks like he wears whitey tighties 😂😂😂 |
| How many times on average did you guys blow your account up before you understood options. I don’t wanna study I like on the job training |
| I had a zoom call with a former colleague and now a friend to catch up at 5:00 PM. I got drunk on a Saturday afternoon and woke up at 6:07 PM. Fuck. My life is a mess. |
| He’s next |
| But I will not dot it |
| How did you know? |
| A slap on the wrist |
| tbh idk what u talking ab |
| No. |
| I thought the big guys covered already? I mean I don't care I'm holding to see what RC does with the company but are we expecting another squeeze? |
| I was going to watch smell of fear tonight, instead, I ended up watching this. |
| 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢 about accurate? |
| Bump |
| I have a buddy that works for HCA and he's looking to get into a company that's going after MA harder cause he believes so strongly in the market expansion that's happening |
| I’ve been off the gme train for a while now but after doing some research something tells me it’s time to get in again...\n\nProps to anyone who’s been holding |
| You know what I think you're on to something there I use the exact same reasoning whenever my picks go tits up. Who do you think is behind it? |
| Currently at the Canelo fight 😎 |
| Same - I had one at 11 hours per day last week and averaged over 7 hours |
| Lingering effects of covid aside, Amazon would need months of lock down to gain 70%. |
| Uh, yeah. That would be the “living fuck” part. Let’s go! |
| I’m not playin’ around with meme theft shit. |
| Get your mom some flowers tomorrow, you’re already a disappointment so the bar is super low. |
| What’d you end up doing? Asking out of curiosity as I decided to lose money on spy FDs instead of doing what I thought would happen. |
| Tuesday morning might bring you a positive catalysts !!!! |
| Bill gates got divorce to save 40% on taxes. These people are smart we re fools |
| How much of that is porn? |
| Bezo's girl kind of has that milf pornstar look. Just enough plastic. |
| There’s so many idiots now that think everything is a conspiracy or manipulation. No you’re just fucking stupid and poor and pick shitty stocks and understand nothing about the macroeconomic factors the markets focusing on now |
| When jpm was around boomers were -45 years old. |
| Cartoon creators in the late 90s - early 2000s knew exactly what they were doing adding goth girls into every show\n\nAnd I thank them for this |
| Why not roll your position down and out for the same margin/collateral required? Just wait for it to come back... |
| I literally posted all of the transactions... |
| Spy calls are guaranteed losses! Spy is beta! Be an alpha and bet against this corrupt market! |
| Don't encourage the incels here |
| If moderna is green on Monday I might just go all in on monthly dates puts |
| First time realised inflation is positive gme stock |
| My headline was misleading. After the fine he's ordered to pay the court, it's only a 999,945,000 dollar scam.\n\n​\n\nThe real kick in the teeth was he was telling people before authorities knew something was going on that he was going to get caught and go to prison, but they still gave his sentencing guideline a 2-point reduction for "remorse" in spite of the fact the guy admitted he ran t he calculus and decided 6 months in a detention center (not even real prison) was worth it. |
| Me |
| Anyone who downvotes either the DD thread or the WD thread needs to grow a spine. |
| I agree the price talks are pretty wild, but why would you think there are no catalysts left?!?! They have cash and no debt...they could buy an esports company...Q2 reports could be out of the roof due to the press, and consoles and computer parts are still backordered. I feel like there are a few catalysts left. |
| Ban for no position |
|  |
| They’re waitresses and bartenders I don’t think they’re allowed lol |
| It will get trashed like every other Cathie stock |
| Everyone sees why smart money is smart cause most clover eaters were buying well above 8 🤣🍀 |
| I haven’t laughed like this in a while. Every response was perfect |
| If you do that a simple 3 more times. You’d never have to work again. |
| Sorry for all the cancelled orders, this is the method I use to manage risk by adjusting my stop loss trigger as the price moves. E.g. Thinj the same way they move the chains in football, constantly adjusting my evaluation of whether I kick a FG to lock in profits, punt it, or go for glory if I’m 4th and inches |
| Cathie is a milf and I won’t apologize for it |
| How much? 6+ hours? |
| Depends how much you bought em for but, fsly sometimes does crazy shit. So you might be okay but I wouldn’t buy them from you. |
| GME THANG THANG!!! sixNINE |
| You belong here |
| Just checkin' |
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| Oil pipeline hack , BULLISH AF . Where my oil gang at USO 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Spy will take the fattest dump on the foolish bulls! Spy cares not for your feelings! Bears will win! The crash is happening within the year! |
| why is cgc tanking then :/ |
| Super ass🤡 |
| if they end the season 7-10, throw them a parade. |
| 👁 |
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| Really? Dude will be out in time for Thanksgiving and Marble Ridge was given no fine and can simply wind down its portfolio, refund everybody, then start a new one up under a different name.\n\n​\n\nCalls. |
| AMC is declaring bankruptcy in June. |
| Work for a small business, they torture you better. |
| Why? |
| So where to put money for the drop??? |
| Sorry man, I can’t read. |
| u/GoBeaversOSU You here? |
| My screen time is ridiculous and I can’t seem to control it |
| GOLD! |
| Only 6 months for billion dollar fraud? He got off light. Risk reward seems good lol |
| Blow up and act like you don’t know anybody |
| Boomer stocks working well — DIS, JPM, GS |
| 😂 |
| But the crossed out one means that's not what movie it is, and they're clearly asking what movie it is. |
| I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted a picture with a banned phrase. |
| Uh huh |
| Define “soon”? 🧐 |
| All the money in the world. I really think bezos and Elon could have done better with the women in their lives |
| TLRY $20 EOW |
| I thought Canada used maple syrup as currency. |
| Get extra guac and extra cheddar cheese (not nacho). You can thank me later. Your heart won’t though... |
| PLTR, BABA, or FUBO 🤔 |
| Agree |
| Well said. Great DD. Definitely way undervalued atm. Im in. $CLOV 🍀 |
| You’re not trading with other traders, don’t think of trading as a deal made with another human being. On the other side of trades are the market makers. \n\nAnyways, at 300 share price, the 30 call would be at least selling for 27k+. |
| Bears will win! |
| Ban |
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| Dude you gotta try excell |
| Ahhh sweet sweet American justice |
| genius |
| PLTR earnings tues. What we thinking boys? Up pies or downies? |
| Puts on kamensky |
| Yeah i dropped 500$ on it, but the fees are insane… 0.09 eth for 0.04 swap |
| Just filed my taxes and I have capital loss deductions for the next 39 years 😎 |
| DIS to mid 190s |
| puts are reits a really expensive. tell me how that's not pricing in |
| I hate working for corporate assholes. How can I escape this drudgery? |
| Ocugen is a joke it's all about Bionano sir. |
| dafuq are you talking about |
| Good to see WSB is supporting gme again |
| Yolo |
| Did the world begin for you in the year 2020? And can you name a first-world country that didn’t have a lockdown? The US isn’t the world. We are one country. We rely on supply chains and foreign manufacturing. We live in a global economy. Wether we locked down or not, the economic results would’ve been the same. At least locking down we saved lives and bought time. In your posts I’m hearing Trump sympathies, confusion of socialism/capitalism, and inflation demagoguery that would make my QAnon uncle John proud. |
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| my man, what are you on at the moment? |
| This is gold much wow |
| Lmao there’s an episode for everything |
| If it beats earnings, then yes it will absolutely rocket |
| Lmfao |
| Next level trash DD. |
| Post feet |
| Lol that’s a good one. I’m on a mission to figure one out for sdevil. It’s hard. Perfect would be his “flair or ban” game...but not the right time. |
| Buy puts on every earnings release, check! |
| We need a repost of this! |
| This is getting commonly spewed around the Reddit communities. He’s waited forever to cash in on some of this shares, that’s no red flag. He’s not selling that many shares considering his holdings and future compensation in stock. \n\nAm I concerned with the stock compensations going forward, yeah. They need to give some guidance in this quarterly to warrant whether I continue to baghold and buy this never ending dip or I’m ready to gtfo. Calls and shares slowly bleeding away |
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| Highly recommend if you like fish or aquatic plants. |
| Forever upvote, you still scarred me though 😟 |
| I was literally laughing out loud- awesome |
| This is big facts |
| "I tallllked to Barzini!" |
| LMAOOO u can tell he’s a GMEtard |
| AMC CEO thanks the group here for saving the movie theater chain. I thank you too. |
| Another?\n\nWe'll still be in this one by then. |
| BABA tencent, stick to big names cos there smaller cap stocks can be a bit sketchy especially with the ccp involvement |
| Lol I’m not a short. I have a background in biotech, and mainly invest in it. I’m literally just making a point that one company makes $10B a year in revenue, and the other one doesn’t come close to that. Regeneron also already has a large drug portfolio along with a large pipeline. I’m just trying to add in additional information as to why some of these statements may be overly optimistic. I don’t care about shorting it. I think there’s more profitable plays right now in biotech. |
| Kinda. Depends what price you're at. .05? Probably not. 5,000 and the spread is around 60 buck mark. No. Middle of the spread say 55 and 60 and for 58. Probably. 60? Almost sure because it can offset those transactions of the buyer on the other end and they likely own some the stock so it's breakeven or a small profit.\n\nIt just depends. The higher the volume the more likely it will |
| That’s a scary place 🥲 |
| That should be a lit sub Reddit if it’s not already lol |
| thought you were talking about the Disney movie and got confused |
| You gonna buy them drinks? |
| ?BNTX |
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| Memetron9000 feet |
| Microsoft market cap was valued at less than 2 billion dollars a year after its IPO. Currently, profitless PLTR is at 40 billion. Of course it will dip. |
| LMFAOOOO ur poor pathetic AND dumb 😂😂😂 do some research before talking out ur ass fucking idiot |
| The rich remain richer by not giving money to the poor people or anyone else for that matter. If it doesn’t benefit them why would they do it? However not all rich people are greedy. |
| Yeah i have 4 shares of baba and looking to buy more at $225 where its been bouncing of, US market is insanely over valued compare to China and wants big money realises it like once happened with chinese manufactoring its gonna rocket |
| Honestly? Buy some noodles and flush the rest down the toilet, it'll be way quicker.\n\nThe best bet is to wait for some decent stock to suffer a big loss due to a crash or covid or something temporary, then buy it at its low point.\n\nThe crazy bet is to jump on whatever this sub is screaming about first thing Monday and cross your fingers. (hint: Definitely not GME or AMC or PLTR) |
| feet. |
| Whatever it is, make sure you buy right at open and at market price. |
| being a mother is the hardest job in the world\n\ni don't think any man can ever handle playing with a baby all day and taking a nap at noon time |
| This is hot |
| But is it really my semen and I say it is from animals? |
| It's been posted |
| You need to invest only what you can afford to lose, YOLO mean "you only live once" and for that reason you don't want to become a closhard for lose your all life saving in stock's market. |
| Video game journalist works too |
| $CLOV Chana change my life boi |
| All in SPY 0dte |
| Fuck yeah.. Holding XOM 55c 7/16's as well. |
| Yes. For example if GME was at $300, the buyer of the $30 call could offer me like only $25,000 and immediately cash it in for $30,000. I would be making less profit than if I was in a cash position to exercise the options myself. Is that typical? |
| Ikr I can’t wait to tell my kids that mummy and daddy probably won’t be getting divorced!! |
| U/savevideo |
| I'd sell it to China provided they give me some real estate in Canada and LA. also to let me know when they invade Taiwan so I can buy puts on TSM/UMC |
| I’m sitting at the bar @Ojos Locos and the Varsity girls just showed up |
| She is self employed. She makes money riding dick and gets paid for 18 years. |
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| If your boyfriends got beef, tell him I'm a vegetarian an I ain't fuckin scared of him |
| Holding dis but this earnings won't be much better than last one |
| Who kicked a hole in the sky so the heavens would cry over me? |
| GME and AMC 💎🚀 to the 🌙 |
| I dunno looking at the member list I think they should switch to being a holiday bakery because I see a whole lot of Christmas cake. |
| Agreed no generation is perfect, but the boomers will go down in american history books as generational cancer, the birth of main stream large scale narcissism and the destruction of the family unit. |
| it's infuriating how many do that. |
| He's gonna duummmp eeet! Just wait |
| That lovable scamp, up to his old tricks! |
| 😂 Wtf |
| Thank you..... For giving the strikes. 💵🤞 |
| Wasn't Hexo green Friday? With 11.5 mill short as of April 15th it could run into earnings.. |
| Which ends up being $27k per option. \n\nThe answer is yes, you will get a good price. Even with just 2 days left, the price will vary based on market sentiment. If the price has been moving down you will get less than if the market was moving up.\n\nIf you buy one $30 call, there are 100 underlying shares. If the underlying stock price is 300, you will get around $270 per share, or $27k total. Again, price on its way up, you get more then that. Price on its way down, less. |
| No evidence for how much of unemployment people are putting in brokerage accounts and most % of inflow is leveraged funds, not retail |
| Takes a while to put together the moas |
| Dude , just shortly wanted to mention inflation is probably advantage of gme ? My imho |
| ... you do know you have to pay taxes on the gains even if you don't withdraw the money, right? And Robinhood sends a copy of your gains coupled with your SSN to the IRS, so they know how much you should be paying. The tax deadline is May 15 this year. I'd suggest calling a tax professional ASAP so they can tell you the same thing I just did so that the IRS doesn't rape you with an audit.\n\nEdit: realized gains. Anything that you sell or close out. |
| Ugh...as a measly xx holder i love these threads....and every friggen time it comes to this...radio silence.\n\nSOMEONE COME UP WITH SOME DECENT COUNTER DD!!!! |
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| [Called it last week. 🔮](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/n3sdrh/daily_discussion_thread_for_may_03_2021/gws8rwp/) |
| I’ve seen people who had calls before the squeeze sell the the correct price \nSaw a guy turn a couple grand into 100k\n\nNow after those few days of the squeeze the price of the option contracts went up by a lot 😂😂😂😂 for new option buyers \n\nSame thing happened during the Covid sale off and SPY was falling damn near 3 to $6 damn near every day |
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| Matched with a gal on hinge - listed her job as "Self Employed" turns out she's a stay at home single mom. Heh, good one. |
| If the Chinese rocket lands on my property, how much will China or Elon Musk pay me to get it back? |
| how’s the Wendys stock doing |
| They were pretty fair. Usually just a dollar discount had bots buy them up instantly and at those levels it didn’t matter to me. |
| Im thinking were gonna have a drop in the markets one factor is fear of no more unemployment bonus so all the robinhoods wont b e dumping money in . But selling. So whats best puts on spy, qqq, udow, or just get sqqq, uvxy, vix?? Any better suggestions for a market drop?? |
| Incredibro |
| Exactly. Like the valuation makes no sense at $500M of market cap. Most other fintechs & digital wallets are flying sky high. Mogo has been a pioneer on so many fronts. 3 acquisitions in 3 months, growing revenues & subscriptions (80-100% is the guidance). Anything under $10 is dirt cheap. |
| vintage $5 bills |
| I have 1000 dollars and i dont know how to invest it. This is my first time guys what do i do? |
| he probably means he fears lack of liquidity. and it's justified. I have no ideea if it's the case here, but options before expiration can be illiquid when deep ITM. |
| Electric power utilities |
| Taco Bells Nacho party box is a pretty good meal for 1 person. |
| Gourds! |
| Is this the playboy cover girl from 2005? |
| That’s a lot of words to not have a point. |
| Plus doubles up as a lube for your boyfriend |
| Yeah |
| Who the fuck actually goes to starbucks? Let alone goes inside.. |
| it used to be fun patrol but i took it off |
| Get off my lawn Jayson....also buy these options I am selling 🙂 |
| Not surprised... been legal here in Canada for a couple years. It was shit quality and super expensive at first. But I have to say they are getting better. |
| Stock tips |
| Should have shot a block on twitter |
| He’s sucking dick in prison for securities fraud |
| Are my $fsly 46.5 calls dead for next Friday? Tell me I have hope fellow autists |
| Fuck I thought today was Sunday |
| I am a bot. Don't just post the Robinhood front page or an equivalently useless screenshot. Positions or GTFO. |
| [A superhero with DFV's net worth can afford something much more technologically advanced than a mere sniper rifle](https://youtu.be/FFY4PVyaxV4?t=1031) |
| I second this motion! |
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| Try looking at the words on the title screen, using the word that was crossed out instead of the one added for the meme. |
| https://wccftech.com/a-filing-with-the-fcc-suggests-that-the-latest-testing-window-for-virgin-galactic-spce-will-begin-on-the-14th-of-may/ |
| do you think BR is increasing stock to allow lending?\n\nXL is under a class action suit \nHard to be bullish while being sued in the US |
| Exactly, lol. |
| Headline should read:\nLegal cannabis sales hit record high highs |
| Animal semen |
| what do you mean? |
| but it's easier to be stupid and make up conspiracies. |
| Okay, what is your question? How easy is it to offload a call option during a squeeze? |
| Eh, love the meme but the song is kinda trash |
| Oops. I’m guessing it’s cause I said copy and pasta? Sorry robot |
| Seems highly unlikely and like a sensationalist claim from someone on a forum or something. They did say that was just a complaint they read.\n\nI wouldn't put stock in that. Given his mom and dad's condition it's likely he has a medical issue as well stunting growth. |
| That wasn't me, I don't mess with soybois\n\nu/memetron9000 prob |
| PTLRs stock need to smoke some of that Colorado Kush and pronto! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| Guys - what can I sell on Fiverr? |
| Mucho grassyass |
| She’s like us buying the dip but keeps dipping 😄 |
| You're posting the DD. *You* are the one making the claims.\n\nIf you can't back up any of those things with retorts to his points, then what sort of due diligence did you actually do? Read an article? |
| If you sell the CALL when ITM, you just make profit plus your premium back.\n\nIts not equivalent to selling 100 shares but its much more profitable. |
| Well no it is not, because taking something for nothing creates dependency, however actually doing the work builds character, strength, pride, perseverance, and some people enjoy those traits! A lion in a zoo is not the same as a lion in the jungle my friend. |
| The Naked Gun 2 1/2 |
| This B has been driving me nuts. The volatility is insane. It’ll go sub-$7, then rocket over $10, then crater 20%. \n\nIt’s a wild ride |
| I say squeeze!! \n[Barry Silbet](https://twitter.com/barrysilbert/status/1391070116574547972?s=21) |
| How much more is my XOM 55c 7/16 gonna print this week? We gonna see $70? |
| This is the way |
| You are probably right, so are many ‘well liked’ founder CEOs in the valley. Something about this awful personality trait that brings them success. |
| Cruises and airlines |
| I love how OJ is the only one without something covering their real face. |
| Not to be a downer, but...Weed grows, well, like a weed. If you’re allowed to grow weed in the open it has as much value as the leaves you take off your lawn. It’s hard to fathom when it’s illegal and in short supply. |
| go fuck yourself and mods are HUGE ghey good bye |
| Exporting the thing now |
| Fucking boomer. |
| You're not middle class if all of that is true, lol. Middle class upper bound for total family income is $150k/year according to the most common convention. |
| $270 x 100 shares is about $27,000. I was using the per share figure. I know a contract represents 100 shares, not one. |
| Yeah. Writer or artist |
| You’re ignorant as fuck. Every hedge fund wants to have the best returns. Every hedge fund wants to one up the other and make the most money. You’re stupid as fuck if you don’t think they compete with each other |
| By gracing do you mean gaping? I don't think I'll ever physically recover from what you all did to me behind the dumpster at Wendy's. |
| If you got a big enough stash, selling weekly AMZN ATM CCs literally can’t go tits up |
| Clover is a mess. They were paying doctors to use their “assistant”, cause they knew it was 💩\n\nYou left out something huge, Stars ratings which is if you are below 3.5 you get jack shit for your MA membership. Short em ya dang retards |
| Imagine your flair being an ice cream cone 🤡 |
| That account is ran by two different people |
| Apple $131\nDIS $185\nFubo $18 |
| Alice Cullen is fine\n\nCalls on twilight |
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| It's closed for mothers day. |
>EBANG\n\nthis bang?  SHAREHOLDER ALERT: The Gross Law Firm Notifies Shareholders of Ebang International Holdings Inc. of a Class Action Lawsuit and a Lead Plaintiff Deadline of June 7, 2021 - EBON New York, New York--(Newsfile Corp. - May 6, 2021) - The securities litigation law firm of The Gross Law Firm issues the following notice on behalf of sharehold... finance.yahoo.com |
| Who else has spy puts? 5/12 418s baby |
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| Print bigly |
| Well, maybe not from _your_ perspective I guess |
| Inherited. |
| Let’s all ape in to gme on Monday |
| What song is this?!! Sorry if it’s been answered I didn’t see it |
| Look on the bright side, now you don’t have to worry about retirement. You get to work until you both die. |
| If you have enough money you can do whatever the fuk you want |
| Please give strikes? |
| Stop being a pussy and just do it. Scared money don't make money. |
| yeah decided Remington would be a better option for the post 🙂 |
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| Saw the above person's avatar, question came to mind. Why don't more people wear hats |
| I'm convinced Raya only exists so washed old male celebs have a way to easily prey on young women |
| You are an obvious short.....I am talking about when their pipeline was at a similar stage as INOVIO's.....Regeneron went from $18 to $600 over time.....By the way how did Melvin Capital do with your GameStop short.....Bye,bye jokester you are going to be eviscerated! |
| >monthly \n\nIt's in our monkey blood |
| This is great, thorough, DD! Exactly the kind of information people considering an investment in CLOV need to hear. Currently, I am holding 17,500 shares at PS average $8.98. CLOV is a long term hold for me; however, it is going to $30 PS much sooner than later. Go CLOV!! |
| Source? |
| Me too. Everyone with a brain knows that TSLA is way over-valued. The tricky part is timing but these puts have slow theta decay right now. As long as they don't go up too much before crashing I should be in good shape.\n\nThere are several catalysts coming for TSLA to drop though. |
| Simp |
| What? |
| Replace OJ’s face with DFV and you got a winner. |
| https://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/TWCNews/karen_jpg-1 |
| it is too bad this wasn't written in plain language\n\nbafflespeak is often hard to translate |
| Still have mines |
| PLTR go uppies soon |
| Fucking epic comment right there. |
| Traded up to the .30/06 from the .308 I see |
| I can imagine you sitting there watching this when your ape brane went: "HEY waits a minutes!!!! I rekognize dis from summwheres!!!" |
| Will the casino be open tomorrow? |
| Yolo your life savings on 0dte spy350p. That should be enough. |
| *Naureen. WHY DID YOU UNMATCH ME? IT'S ME!* |
| Tastes like pee to me |
| I too have this super power lmao |
| I just started downloading it lmao. I don’t have psn plus but my brother does. Download the game he logs off I play the campaign offline. |
| I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted a picture with a banned phrase. |
| I could leave my one or two year old alone locked in the pantry with chips cookies and chicken nuggets piled higher than their heads and they wouldn't gain a pound. \n\nI have to yell at them at dinner time just to finish eating a small portion of things that they actually like.\n\nTo get to 100 lb I assume there's got to be a hormonal disorder or someone force feeding them like a lab rat testing a sweetener. |
| Do it! My PSN username is the same as my reddit handle if you feel like adding me |
| I'm all in on AMC because I'm too poor for GME. But you can bet your ass I'm rooting for both. We are all apes. |
| Your wife’s boyfriend’s going to get an extra night this week because you’re out farming |
| Can I do this to her? |
| you call this fucking shit grace? |
| I invest in my mental health like I invest in the market. Poorly. |
| Why don’t u help the guy u holy mother bitch. |
| BABA lmao. The best and biggest. 30-40% upside |
| 🍦🐸 |
| If this is real you hold that motherfukn line. 🚀🚀. |
| Yeah, one could be a mod |
| WRONG |
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| Inflation and corporate tax rates are the main market risks right now. If tax rates end up being 22-25% and inflation expectations are reduced, big money may be willing to take more risk, and may reallocate to more aggressive growth stocks once again. \n\nA correction would actually cause people to be more risk on. People reallocate to riskier investments somewhat based on past SPY growth, so SPY is really high, and that's why we see defensive sector inflows (energy and materials). \n\nOverall tech growth valuations have become much more reasonable and I think they will rally if uncertainty about inflation and taxes goes down significantly. Particularly stuff like AMD, UBER that have good balance sheets. |
| Yeah they will. Got some 5/14 420p myself. |
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| Perfect scenario is she’s grabbing something under the counter and when she kneels down she just gobbles your cock out of surprise, making you feel appreciated |
| Definition of optimism |
| I am talking about $270 per share. |
| Need this shit to moon already |
| Imagine thinking the market would go down like an 8 point buck after getting hit by a .30/06 round 🤣 |
| Id buy at 80 |
| This is the best one so far |
| Erotic furry novels kind of like Animorphs but with a lot of sex. You think there’s a market for that? |
| Try talking politics |
| Coinbase |
| Oh yeah you're in a frat? What's the name?\n\nωδβ |
| Riding the cannabis wave with Tilray!!! |
| Digibyte |
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| Usually I just go to Kensington for the bundles... |
| type your credit card info in the comment and then the flair you want on the next line costs $20 |
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| That would be so fucking annoying in Starbucks.\n\n*Tap tap tap tap TAP TAP tap tap tap tap DING!* |
| This is the way. |
| Realize those gainz bruh |
| Haha I haven’t seen all of Its Sunny yet. Guess its time to watch some more. |
| It’s not that simple a summoning, you need a full moon, ox blood and a virgin. |
| Also: Jizz in mah pants |
| I played both of the demos so I’ve got the hype but refused to watch anything. Super excited. Been waiting since I finished RE7 |
| fuck that bitch |
| Mods won't allow any GME related post fellow retailers |
| Ran out of toilet paper so I let my dog....You no what never mind |
| I understand that, but in a situation where you own only calls and have zero cash to exercise them. |
| Dot or feather? |
| IT'S MELVIN I SAW HIS LIGHTS ON |
| What movie is this? |
| Not on Disney, alibaba, Wendy's. Careful on those as they will rally. |
| Nice man. Enjoy. I wish I hadn’t watched any gameplay before I played. You’re in for it |
| Thank you for your wisdom |
| too bad he was a lurking sociopath because he was actually good in these movies. |
| No generation is or will be perfect as humans are driven by self interest. You fix the things your prior generation left behind and the next generation do likewise. |
| I haven’t had a haircut since last year due to lockdowns… I do not recommend. |
| China is such a shithole |
| Not using the Bruce Falconer sound track? cmonnnnnnnnnnn. We're better than that. I want top tier meme output. |
| I’m soo baked rn🥰 |
| This happens to people of all ages all the time. Greed supercedes human decency on so many levels. Were all to blame realistically because we allow it to happen, but what are we supposed to do ? |
| m |
| A mod has to decide to grace your life with flair |
| If OCGN spikes to mid teens again I’m loading up on puts.\n\nThe U.S. already has 3 approved Covid vaccines and a complete glut of supply. The earliest possible timeframe this vaccine could be useful, if approved, is like 2023. It could be very useful elsewhere in the world sooner, but Ocugen only has distribution rights for the US.\n\ntl;dr — puts on Ocugen if it starts spiking upwards again for some reason. |
| When I did that, I got banned from entering the sorority house. |
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| trap probably pays better |
| Sell the stock and exercise your call and you'll have your fair value. |
| Than buy shared 💩 |
| Disney Calls, May 21\nApple Calls, May 28\nFubo TV lotto ER call May 28 |
| My kids gonna have to hold the bag for me |
| Thirty-six (36) states and Washington, D.C., have now legalized cannabis for medical or recreational use.\nAmericans now spend almost as much on legal marijuana products as they do on Coca-Cola.\nWouldn’t want to be a short holder these days on all weed stocks |
| Little bitch |
| No sense in bailing now , 🎲🎲 im all in with you!! |
| Appreciate it, thank you! |
| Feather quill and ten foot parchment you mean |
| Aww you apes are so cute with this one 🥺 |
| Anytime Leslie Nielsen makes his way into WSB an updoot is given |
| I can't talk about any specifics with the company, as my VC still has a significant amount of shares and influence. I'll just say that we're very pleased with our arrangement. |
| Multiple marijuanas as a matter of fact |
| Flee , my brothers. Fuck RKT |
| how get flair? |
| >Microsoft products and infrastructure are not utilising the same economic system of exploitation as everyone else building wealth and corporations....?\n\nYes. I was specifically talking about how they are benefiting the truly impoverished countries far away from their software company who they do not control or influence politically. \n\nYes the rich should pay more in taxes, we should give poor people money with no strings attached. But wealth is not a zero sum game. Which is why global poverty is continuing it's record decline. \n\nThe tragedy is that Wsb used to be free of this trite, populist, "everyone with money is evil" movement that runs through so much of reddit. \n\nIt's just the lazy thinking of an online cultural revolution . \n\nI'm always willing to be convinced though. Am I evil if I'm holding 100 shares of GME that squeeze and make me filthy rich. What about JayZ, Oprah, the girl who made bumble? are they evil? |
| That’s something I’m willing to do if it means I don’t have to shower or get haircuts anymore |
| Ban |
| But 7 percent a year in dividends. Hell in 2045 PLTR will be $24. |
| Divorce |
| *What do you write?*\n\n*Grocery lists mostly* |
| That’s awesome lololol |
| If things don’t work out u can always just pretend they did. |
| FSLY is crashing and that's why it's shorted, not the other way around.\n\nIt lost even more money than expected during a year where tech thrived, stocks don't exactly usually go up when that happens. |
| You like Karen’s ? |
| cathy "gives me" wood is an icon and a hero |
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| I am not talking about exercising the option. I am talking about selling it. I have some calls with zero cash to actually exercise the options to buy. |
| I started from the trap now I rap |
| Only if you carry around a vintage typewriter and sit in Starbucks for hours |
| Reasons not to date a blonde: Gone Girl |
| Only if she farts in your mouth |
| I assure you we are not |
| Police finds a couple kilos in her trunk along with unregistered class 3 gun that both belong to local gang. They also find traces of drugs In system from the microdosing. |
| $381 ARKK? When, old one? |
| Pure retarded gold. God bless Leslie Nielson |
| Ur fucking dumb. Not everything is cus of devious reasons. Do some fucking research to find out why growth stocks r shitting |
| You get used to it after a while |
| Sexual predator / 10 |
| On it 😁😁😁 |
| I’ve been looking at some that I could find, nothing’s jumped out yet, would like some cheap ones with plenty of upside |
| Poetic |
| Can I just tell people I’m a writer and be a bum for the rest of my life? |
| 🍄 |
| Probs Less, but a dead cat bounce is around the corner |
| I like this comment |
| Yes it will, from what I saw it hit a new high and people will sell off for sure |
| Fucking hell what a boomer man lmao |
| > Everything she buys keeps dipping even further\n\nDeere tho. Maybe, just maybe - her picks are shitty? |
| jacked to the orenthals |
| Does anyone have the new discord for WSB? someone banned me because I said I was Indian |
| I am a bot. A Gain/Loss/YOLO should be a picture of a closed gain, a closed loss, or an open position > $2,500. |
| It looks like a very good buy because no reason just buy.\n\n\nGet outta here with your literal dogshit. |
|  |
| how many pots have u smoked |
| Make sure you are not seeing anyone on the side,you will get caught |
| My obsession with girls with short hair pixie style cuts began somewhere around when edwards sister on twilight showed up on the big screen... but we have to go back even farther than that. To the beginning |
| more risk on? plz explain |
| 🅱️eekend 🅱️ow 🅱️lood 🅱️ed |
| Dr Toboggan, you mean? I know him as Mantis |
| Will my SPY 5/10 420p print? Correct answers only |
| I remember that one. All the super powers attack each other daily |
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| This over Joe Rogan any day |
| What is the next sector that’s gonna draw dumb money like what happened with EVs last year and weed stonks before that. I need some ez tendies 😎 |
| Removed for karma farming. Banned |
| https://www.insider.com/ben-affleck-tiktok-raya-nivine-jay-unmatched-dating-app-2021-5?utm_source=yahoo.com&utm_medium=referral |
| At least you got a 30 foot spider and a 6 inch penis |
| I will be broke if that’s the case |
| No, Dominic Torreto. She’s a Fast and Furious fan. |
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| Ok so like - if u/haupt91 wants to post thats fucking fantastic, but don’t karma farm his shit. That’s not cool. |
| All on PLTR? Not bad...Good luck 🍀 |
| u spelt delisting wrong. |
| You didn’t learn from TLC to don’t go chasing after waterfalls. |
| You are aware that this has to do with all the refinancing that is happening right now, which is a complete oulier year? They are not gonna reach 2020 earnings levels anymore, not even in 2021. |
| I appreciate that you are in school taking classes and that is great, but that is theory, this is real world. And stocks go up, down and sideways on many things OTHER than valuations. Your professor should have told you that. Not putting you down, just pointing out that the market is more often than not, a seemingly irrational entity. Ie, stock sells off on great earnings report or market booms on bad economic #s. There are reasons for these actions, but you have to dig behind the obvious things like valuations. Good luck! |
| God works in mysterious ways |
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| That’s not pee that’s squirt |
| No no, I'm pretty sure the market started in January this year when many thousands of Redditors discovered GameStop and the markets.\n\nBut don't worry this is Reddit, so everybody here is now an expert on how the market works. |
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| No it’s god taking out his vengeance on her |
| Fuck yeah, dragon ball and GameStop two of my favorite child hood memories combined |
| Just long enough to write this DD up haha |
| Missed 3k this week because of selling too early. |
| You might not know, but there is a cook timer on your gas oven. |
| I am a bot. A Gain/Loss/YOLO should be a picture of a closed gain, a closed loss, or an open position > $2,500. |
| The DD is usually see is a short Google search, wow such insight. |
| Link |
| Looks good to me OP\n\nDiclaimer: I am a retard |
| Say it with me $coin is worth 150 dollars a share. |
| Soon you will quadrapubledripple realized gains! 🚀🚀 |
| Then sell so it climbs, so that we all make money |
| Who told you I was gay |
| what a tread🙂 |
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| There’s literally positive news almost everyday of the week about Nokia. For a long time positive news would have no effect or would drop the price. I almost gave up on this stock. Glad I didn’t. Beating expectations with their earnings report was a nice catalyst for this. |
| Are other hedge funds trying to take Cathie out? Everything she buys keeps dipping even further, almost as if it’s being done intentionally |
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| Puts on Ben Affleck - that TikTok vid is creepy af, "*It's me!*" 😳 |
| Who was calling for Lockdowns? Gates and Bezos. Leftists love to trash trickle down economics. What could be more trickle down than forcing all the small businesses to close, allowing only big tech to be open, and then giving people a bunch of printed money. That is literally a direct wealth transfer to the top 1 percent. That is by definition trickle down economics LMFAO. Explain to me how these Billionaires' net worths doubled in the past year. |
| No idea what the fuck you’re saying lol |
| What a great sub. Literally banning people for suggesting not all men are the same 🤔 |
| But I have a cute dog what’s wrong |
| Can he not just go home...or now that he’s seen the big city he’s addicted to drugs, alcohol, and hookers? |
| I have a question |
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| I'm really good at assumptions |
| He's a bullying asshole undeserving of respect. |
| I wish I was gay enough to refresh this thread and ban retards within seconds of breaking a rule. |
| Show us your elbow |
| Hey pm me |
| citadel running away with them tendies got me lolling |
| I'll have a look thanks!! |
| WE\n\nLIKE\n\nTHE\n\nSTOCK |
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| Yeti is low key killing it. Watch out |
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| Big institutions hold tons of heavily shorted companies. In some cases they make it easier to short because companies like blackrock and vanguard are more than willing to lend out shares. See Gamestop. Blackrock likely made a killing lending to shorters at every stage during the last year. And remember. the only shorters who actually got fucked by that were the ones in at 1-5$. \n\nThey also have projections 5+ years out. A timeframe most of WAB won’t wait. \n\nI hope you guys at least take this into account before people start yoloing weeklies on this play. |
| How does her other boyfriend feel about this? |
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| I can't even imagine caring about a woman's opinion. |
| i would have 10 or 20 hard earned dollars and at keast 50k more to play at the casino. |
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| They all look the same lol idk what the deal is |
| Let’s get some orange chicken tendies...🌕🚀 Long on BABA$ |
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| #CHZ buy next price for him after week =1,3 + |
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| Depends why it pulls back, a normal correction, sure, but if wages aren't increasing, bad job data combined with low CPI PPI data next week, we could realistically see a downward revision of inflation expectations, which may cause people to be more risk on.\n\nGood reasonable multiple tech growth could perform very well in the next two weeks. Like UBER, trading below 8x sales right now. |
| chipins? |
| Do kids count? |
| 3613.45 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌚💎👋 |
| Everyone wants exploitation of children to stop until they realize that it also means iPhone prices go up. This shit exists because many around the world want to keep consuming and being entertained no matter the costs incurred by others. |
| Love em |
| You can just say PLTR |
| Floyd may weathers head looks like a mall terser |
| met a cool e girl on reddit live, drinking a peroni now. not too bad |
| Do people actually anticipate earnings anymore? |
| Oh theta is really great, but we’ll get back into that later. So basically when you see that a stock has rallied, and I mean really rallied, you want to buy into that position. And then, when you see it begin to fall, you want to get scared and get rid of the position. Usually when it’s like a 1 to 2 point drop. Definitely long before it has hit its resistance or support.\n\nThen, you want to reopen that same position again when it’s higher than it was when you first bought it, and sell it when it dumps back to your original buy in. You want to keep doing this until you’ve exhausted all of your money.\n\nThis is called Wash Sales, and is basically a way to make sure that you *clean* all of your money before giving everything you have left to the government so that they can give it back to you in the form of welfare. It’s a lovely cyclical relationship. |
| if you're a grammar nazi on reddit, every comment will give you an annurism. |
| I love the anticipation of crowning a big shit. I want to see my baby |
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| That’s the profitable way to use options. Sounds boring and simple but it works. |
| Holy shit this made me laugh my ass off. |
| The Natanz attack was like a decade ago. The malware they used (which the US gave them, but they modified in ways the US told them not to which led to everyone finding out about it and it spreading further than it should have) was called Stuxnet. |
| You woulda piled into anyway |
| So Gates, Bezos, Musk, Buffet, and Ellison only became billionaires after the pandemic? Socialism built Amazon, Google, Oracle, Apple, Microsoft and Berkshire? Got it. All we’re missing now is a poor reference to Venezuela or a mention of George Soros. |
| We should find a SPAC to take us public |
| *Say, would Yoda.\n\nEdit- my autocorrect tried to correct yoda to god just now. Which, I ain’t even mad |
| Enbu at the zoo. |
| Rancid Orange Juice has enough putrid power in itself to slay, it has no need for cutlery |
| Or a Nicole Brown reference. |
| All these allegations are standard practice for low quality law firms to target quick money. Check their websites. Same news template goes for every ticker. I won't worry too much about them. |
| U wish. Boomers have factual pissed in the younger gens soup to exploit the world for there ego and financial gain. You must be blind to feel otherwise. Remember when college, healthcare and real estate where affordable? Remember when jobs where plentiful and payed good? Remember when the dollar was worth something? I can go on forever. Just look at the two boomer picks for presidency?! A geriatric old man who should be in a nursing home or a raging narcissistic orange man who is the epitome of trust fund brat. What boomers have done to this country they should be ashamed, instead they just blame there failings on anyone and everyone within arms reach... pathetic. |
| Jumping on a stock that has gone up 50% already instead of a stock that has been beat down near fair value sounds like a terrible idea to me but ok... |
| what the fuck did you buy in march that didnt triple by may lol |
| Just hold. It might take time but it will come back up |
| Deep fucking legend! |
| u/ElonMuskOfficial I summon thee |
| It is now put you’re balls in my hole |
| Your day was a little bitch? |
| BAN! |
| AMC was around $3 when I bought em the week before the Wed rocket |
| TLRY Monday 🚀want all those shorts to suffer |
| The way, is this,\n\n Yoda would say |
| Noted. Will be careful with my words moving forward |
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| The Vodka heads out to play tonight huh. Respect |
| I dont sell for a loss and I love telling about missed profits. |
| MOOSE KNUCKLE 🥵😩 |
| Nah losses suck |
| We'll need Australia too. And the invasion force get emu patches. |
| Just seal it with vaseline |
| Theta is for the ones with no testosterone |
| C'mon sis. It's 2021. Did you just assume my position? |
| This is the way |
| pure disbelief lol some of you guys are beyond bizarre |
| I don’t get why middleclass is a problem. I’m middleclass and incredibly happy. I have a house by the beach, a backyard with a pool and a hot tub, a car, and no debt other than a mortgage - but I have a job that I really enjoy so that’s ok. I collect frequent flyer points by churning credit cards and my wife and I fly business class every year and stay in 5 star hotels. We eat out a couple of time a week, donate to charities and buy clothes when we want them. We have savings and investments. Most importantly though is that despite working full time I still have enough spare time to waste of Reddit and WSB. Middle class is perfectly fine. The trick to it is finding something that you enjoy doing. |
| Oh yeah I remember that now. Well it applies to you too |
| So how long have you guys been divorced for? |
| Last year u could actually get good plays off here. This year has been dog 💩 |
| It's called a kamehameha, read a book. |
| Do it. |
| If he can manage to spit out a coherent sentence it will be ok. But watching him onstage stutter through sciencey sentences hurts my brain. |
| Bruh, a 30 call when gme was 300 was going for 27k+. \n\nEspecially during a squeeze is it easier to unload calls at a way higher premium due to implied volatility. Call and put option liquidity is not an issue. |