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| Can't wait to see what the fake line does today. I think they just have a group of retards with crayons and whatever they draw and what color they pick determines what the market does. \n\nThese retards are called 'analysts' |
| i fear for JPOWs life |
| oh shit here we go |
| both? |
| This is what I need |
| TSM or INTC? |
| I would like to see a breakout clearly disclosing % of expenditures/ overhead spent on maintenance & non-services / non-personnel operational improvements as well as a breakout of how much revenue was lost due to unplanned production / operation shutdown.\n\nIt’s pretty easy to predict where a company will be in 3-5 years if they have a history of good / bad investment in their production facilities / operations. IE a company nickel & diming maintenance will most certainly see a downward trend in production efficiency and/or loss in revenue due to unplanned shutdowns because their shit broke. |
| 😏 |
| profit is profit. don't count "would have been" dollars, just focus on redeploying capital in a similarly good opportunity. If you can make 18% in 2 months reliably, you're goin to be +108% in a year. Also stop losing money. why sell at loss? why second guess past you? |
| Sundar the Goat |
| You’d be a fool to not buy at least a few spy calls at open. If you’re wrong you’re out $250 if you’re right you make $1000 |
| WE all gonna be snorting cocaine heavily at the opening bell, yes WE 🔥🔥🔥🔥 |
| Yea I said 3-4 billion. That is a lot still |
| Fuckkkk |
| Lads, we going all in on SLV right? |
| So buy? |
| open the casino |
| Wait til 10 am , for now chop chop\nChop |
| Stay calm |
| 50% drop in silver is not a dip, it is a PTSD case if you are on the wrong side of it. But if you are in cash, and silver clearly starts dropping, and you feel like doing it, there is ZSL for it. |
| ANOTHER REWD META DAY NOTHING NEW |
| I’m scared I don’t know if I want the casino to open today |
| Already killed US economy, now wants to kill the global economy |
| Do the math to find this same bet but for whatever price Google needs to give you that same bet. Then tell me what the strike and date are so I can tail. |
| It keeps dumping, even after I told it not to! |
| 50 year mortgage to get into a home then refi to a 30 when rates drop? |
| Lmao true |
| Davey day trader is live |
| fair. i scanned ebay 2 weeks ago just to see... |
| BIG DUMP |
| I've had 7 straight green days, so I'm due for a red. Just one, though. I still don't like it. Come on SCOTUS, tickle my scrotus! |
| All cash purchase means faster acquisition |
| Moving away from the dollar |
| I'm serious, and don't call me Shirly. |
| I'm guessing they're going to keep postponing it until we forget about it |
| Says who? |
| yo fuck you |
| JPM looking mighty submissive and breedable this morning |
| Im drinking a bottle of mimosa. This should be a interesting morning |
| Depression leaving my body as soon as the port goes up🤌 |
| These Danish MFs visiting our luminaries today better say “Thank You” |
| Because the last time it did this, I wasn't born yet lmaoo |
| Answered your own question |
| For the dipshits in the back.\n\n\nYes we've had tariffs before. With congressional approval.\n\n\nThe only other person to place tariffs under the IEEPA was that boy scout Nixon. |
| 71% chance itll get decided today, not the best odds |
| is ulta beaty the most retarded stock? pumps endless, but cunsumer are fcked. |
| lol isn't bronze mostly copper though |
| Intel p/e - 4451 |
| Please sir may I have another |
| Real gold is digital, because you either have it or you don´t. 1 or zero. |
| Intel at open |
| For whom the bells toll in 3 minutes |
| Almost certainly will. |
| this is happening already if you know the right people \n\n \nold timers only update their silver prices like once a quarter |
| Only if you rolled the 5k doge check into the 2k 🥭check first! |
| Covid 2.0 when |
| Why corn going up. It makes no logical sense? |
| Surely you can't be serious. |
| I’m gonna need a 2k mango check to yolo into some crazy OTM 0dte if we crash today. |
| Are you hardy's alt account |
| Your heroin addict uncle pawned it for a hundred bucks |
| $VZ is the ticker, godspeed! |
| It's when they release opinions. But it could be any of the cases from the docket |
| INTC on a generational run |
| #GOOGL ∞ eow |
| This may come as a surprise but women are people |
| Ill be sure to start my silver short as soon as you sell |
| there's gonna be a run on ebay and antique stores any time now for silver flatware |
| Great. Can I buy a BYD car? |
| Bro there’s way too many people on earth, go literally anywhere |
| When those 50 year mortgages happening |
| Buttcorn candle |
| Lmao right been riding it since 55 |
| anyone else love shrek and hulk? they're my favorite lovers |
| I promise if pypl goes up 4% I'll unload my bags and never touch it again |
| Don’t have enough 🙂 |
| Urzuck is...inevitable |
| wtf literal sea shells, fr? |
| More male cheerleaders please |
| Yea but could be postponed again |
| B for Bepsi |
| Things will happen, entropy will increase |
| MSTR puts are free money every day but this might be a rare day for calls |
| So buy.....bitcoin! |
| Spy’s wife just went to bed time to pull up porthub and start edging |
| Contribution and employment are two different things. Using one mission to control the other seems kinda dangerous from my point of view. |
| i got 99oz and a put aint one |
| That was…terrifying. |
| Looks like we're going back to 1800's gonna be using silver dollars |
| BIG RED DILDO |
| Gold has more or less done nothing for 20 years. Only the past year have we really had a major rally secondary to the economic melt up. |
| I want a live stream of Draco Malfoys melt down |
| I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you. |
| They outperformed so far, which means they will have days with profit taking and pullbacks. |
| Is 10AM the SCOTUS opinion? |
| Had guest speaker from big buy side firm speak to my mediocre MBA program and say word for word “you don’t have to be smart to work here, you just have to be a petite Asian woman with disproportionately large breasts and no gag reflex. I raised my hand and asked if he was being literal and he said “my names Mike burry I ain’t got time to not be flying” and then ran off stage, tripping on the microphone cord on his way out. |
| There aren't 8 billion people on earth, that is a lie. We have more like 3-4 billion max. There is no proof that there is 8 billion+ |
| i held mstr calls overnight fuck yeah |
| It is Wednesday my dudes\n\n🐸 |
| I just hope they're are more transgenders who make the NFL next year. |
| Holy dump what happened to spy |
| someone misses his sausage parties, no romo |
| watch how many downvotes i get: SLV TOP IS IN |
| Starring carrot top |
| Gold din't go that crazy. 10% are meme stonk daily swings. |
| They called me a madman, now i am like Thanos with the infinity shiny rocks, adding one after another. |
| I’m begging for an ATH from SPY. My 2026 Christmas depends on it. And ability to buy food. |
| I have a week on them but I’m still not happy |
| Everybody going after copper chasing the next high is a retard |
| not with that attitude you can't |
| Calls on Uber? |
| Faber won't anything left to do once this dopey deal is done. Dude gonna have to steal Ken Jennings Jeopardy job. |
| B ussy |
| The risk is macro. |
| marsih |
| B |
| 2030: NVDA 185 |
| Moar t swizzle |
| theyre gonna postpone the decision again and its gonna pump imo |
| Ready for the little alpine dude from the price is right to fall off the edge? The price is wrong Bob… |
| yes |
| today looks dumpy af which prolly means calls |
| We haven't had OpenAI make a deal with any big tech recently. We need the circle jerk to continue. Please make more deals |
| SLV WITH A GREEN SHREK COCK |
| Californium |
| It was a joke, EZ bro ez |
| Ic nvdia is the market amd China doesn't want their shit, does that make the market fucking stupid? |
| they toured all defense tech companies with a cringe speech everywhere |
| Land |
| puts on US citizens |
| Who the fuck is going to be in the World Cup then? lmao |
| So are u saying calls ? Premium is insane |
| Sports used to be a thing you’d watch with the boys. Now they’ve catered them to women and they suck |
| Silver mooning! We could see $100 an ounce by middle of next month. |
| bronze obviously🥉 |
| Does that mean we can send Elmo and his dipshit brother back to South Africa? |
| Platinum and palladium. But copper as well. |
| Poor donny admin just forcing the entire international markets to outperform USA due to his “america first” policies..\n\n2023 and 2024 outperformed 2025 and VXUS is already crushing SPY YTD… morons |
| Boy is that one small stubby finger |
| If you avoided silver and gold this year I feel bad for you son |
| Grandma....Grandma.....where's that old silverware set you were showing me ... I need to buy a car |
| Can I roll my 2k 🥭check into my 50 year mortgage? |
| Ya until that last poor sucker buys in and then it drops $50 in 3 days |
| You can’t dive into a swimming pool of digital gold |
| 🅱️UL R FUK |
| First step to a lamber guinea |
| end of 2030 lets be real |
| Lmfao. Nice dd |
| What comes after silver, copper? |
| Doesn’t affect passport bros. They can still go to those places. |
| Why the F` is this 💩 taking so long? Just F`n do it already!\nThis administration bewilders me, they have a "move fast and break things approach" on every freaking thing except this?\n Come on! Let's go! Get the 💩 done! I'm tired of holding $25k in my account just to 10 cent on trades. I'd rather hold $3k and do the same |
| They make PPI data intentionally confusing so you can't understand it and don't know what to do with it. |
| Would you take a 1:2 bet (make $1 if right, lose $2 if wrong) that NVDA closes above 150 in Jan 2027? I'm tryna thing whats the bear case here |
| the idea of dressing up in nice clothes just to work on a computer sounds stupid to me\n\nWhy not wear pj's or something comfortable |
| NVDA 185 EOY. Clock it. |
| SPXU calls might be the play. If he actually goes for Greenland it’s going to be like last April all over again. |
| bad day for small caps again? |
| Spy to 6980 today. |
| unless they don't make a ruling today in which case VIX will plummet |
| If you're rich you're lucky, disclaimer I'm not lucky. |
| Facts! And it's supposed to finalize by Q3 this year lol. That's a eon away |
| "Help is on the way" bers |
| MSTR calls |
| No, more likely up on gold. |
| TDS vaccine |
| Subscriptions plummet as soon as that first wrinkle appears at 25 lmao |
| Nobody knows wtf is gonna happen do they? |
| and B for benis? |
| I dunno ask the ceo |
| oh the usual scam pump didn't happen in premarket... interesting |
| IBRX is Big Pumping! |
| Silver a meme now. It's the new 'Open'. Glad that turned out well |
| We are the government now |
| The ayatollah gonna dyatollah |
| Maybe if most fireworks companies weren't private |
| dont forget palestine, congo |
| Temu Rorschach Ok, OK! |
| Don’t kill me \nBut isn’t digital gold more useful than real gold?\n😬 |
| one of these ::makes motion on air:: and one of those ::makes another motion on air:: |
| MSFT to 500 today? just as a prank lol. Please |
| The US citizens: Hey so we really need a ruling on these potentially unconstitutional tariffs that have been around for more than a year and killing us\n\nThe Supreme Court: best I can do is a ruling on transgender sports |
| B R F |
| I already did… looks like I’m early 🥲🔫 |
| Misinformation. The only other president to place tariffs under IEEPA was, get this, Nixon. |
| B fuk |
| Incredible, sorry my math is bad. What was your cost basis ? |
| Because I’m sure the Elison owned networks are instructed to bash the Netflix acquisition. |
| 🌽 on the move |
| prepare to micro dose money too |
| GOOGL 500 soon |
| is it at 10 or later on in the day? |
| U still see it running?!? |
| I give it another year before these threads are just people spamming "B" for bull or "B" for bear. |
| I think the proper name nowadays is, "they love to goon" |
| They typically announce rulings around 10 am and I'd be shocked if they rule against him |
| Silver is the new market. this shit aint gonna slow down till it hits 100-105 |
| US is freezing all visa processing for 75 countries, including Brazil, Russia, Thailand. \n\nThots and prayers with the passport bros. |
| Definitely VIX calls lmao |
| Stonk in the name of love before you short my heart |
| Look at me. I am the SPY \n\n😠\n\n✌️ |
| You might be right |
| MFS took out the wrong thing. We need justice for harambe |
| Can i grab puts yet ? |
| Welp guess crypto will carry my portfolio for once this year |
| Everyone ready to see spy just surge up for no reason other than collective greed? |
| GOOGLE CALLS GONNA GET YOU THAT PORSCHE TODAY |
| Someone tell me what's going to happen today |
| This shit happens every time i buy something in my investment account, i should just stick to my retirement instead since market always goes up for that one |
| Calls, puts are too obvious. |
| It gonna pump before earning |
| I heard from adam parker that growth multiple companies using stock to purchase another company tend to have significant multiple contractions.\n\nso ya, bullish it seems |
| More than 10 years for many in the states as well |
| chaos is a ladder - is what they say |
| Killing harambe set everything in motion |
| No rate cuts for 2026 |
| Check news out today 🔥 |
| I don't know why you're being so naive, but this isn't talkaboutbets. |
| Wrong |
| Congrats and fuck u |
| Why is CNBC obsessed with the WB deal? No one cares. Report when it's done. |
| It’d be immediate calls on the JD Vance surveillance state and military industrial. Temporary dip from warmonger dying, then people realize he’s really just a senile puppet for the people who bought his presidency. |
| Yea I know it isn't but most of these tsla haters don't know that so used car company |
| >US suspends diplomatic relations with Iran\n\n>Secretary of Defense was touring RKLB’s facility over the weekend\n\n>RKLB $90c 2dte at the bell\n\nWar is ~~bullish~~ spaceish |
| Can someone for the love of god pls stop giving Silver Blue Chew?!?! |
| Yea, that's real life though. This is a fake market |
| that's like saying I have sucked enough dick which is not even a thing |
| this country ain't ever getting healed. |
| Beating, however... |
| If man go was smart he'd pick Rieder and have a dynamic duo in him and Bessent. But man go is a regard so I'm sure he's going to pick the biggest sycophant of the Kevins. |
| APPL will bounce soon right … right ? |
| Feeling like Steve from Minecraft with my UAMY shares |
| Spy is red which makes me think my calls are fucked…not sure yet but I have a feeling |
| Sndk |
| full clarity |
| Green by open |
| Just a few dots between Rip and R.I.P. |
| Pitbull and Akon need to make a new club song to heal this country |
| So the breakout could be up down or sideways? Deep. |
| CALLS ON BTC |
| Fuuuuck I traded that 7 years ago, the fuck is it still doing alive |
| It's not a car company, didn't you hear? |
| For the love of god can someone pin this reply? |
| What makes you think they don't already have it? |
| Just follow orders. No big deal. Just wear this yellow star, no big deal. Just move into these designated neighborhood for you people, no big deal. Just get in the train car, no big deal. |
| he would, but too close to blackrock. everyone being considered is compromised. |
| Well f |
| Calls or puts , upvote for calls downvote for puts |
| That´s part of bronze. Doesn´t hurt to own a little tin extra. Or arsenic. For whatever reason you might need that. |
| Why is CRWV pumping? DID THEY CURE CANCER ?????!!!!!! |
| Any preferred stocks !!!!!!! |
| They start at 10a |
| calls on peace are regarded |
| As much as i love it, not ment for this sub |
| Is that like jail bonds |
| It feels like yesterday. |
| Garbage post. |
| Amazon, Google, Meta, and Microsoft together are planning to invest a combined $440 billion in AI in 2026, per Bloomberg. |
| I disagree. I think a lot of it is theatrics for one person right now. I (albeit naively) believe he would quickly mellow back to his default and Stephen Miller would be kicked out of the white house almost cartoonishly onto the street. |
| He has no Aura. Vance could never do something as ridiculous as announcing you’ve kidnapped a sovereign leader through a social media post. |
| I wish I had the data yesterday too. Lucky MMs |
| I find it funny how people say they're "retiring" From OF |
| now this is a real danger, JD is a major cunt, hes young, arrogant and volatile |
| i need a serious answer from someone 💀 |
| You definitely could but the cost of recovering the pure copper from the nickels is going to cost more than the copper is worth if that was the route you wanted to go. |
| Micro dosing mushrooms and trading 0 dte options this am 😵💫 |
| U.S. Mint has suspended all sales of silver products. |
| 🌽 pumping gonna pump my fintech and mining stocks hell ya |
| I want a decision, but they love to edge |
| The tariffs decision should be here end of today so the market should expected something "good" so I don't think we will go below SPX 6900$ |
| It’s two retards arguing lmao. Chinese companies want the chips Nvidia wants to sell. Both governments playing the circle jerk game lol. |
| Closing bell |
| everything he slapped tarrifs on would profit in an instant even if those tariffs would not be removed right away |
| shorting djt |
| And that’s exactly why it will happen |
| Open a second account somewhere else |
| Tariff chaos, Iran, Latin America, Invasion of Greenland, ICE, the unending Invasion of Ukraine, attack on Fed, it's a clusterfuck on every front. |
| Whelp Cathie is loading up on NTLA... might as well burn my lil calls 😢😢😢 |
| Calls at open. I don’t care about you |
| rememer scrotum makes apple and many semi high again,,short term |
| dumps so fast i cant get filled on puts slammin the ask |
| Apple will make it eventually |
| It’s SCOTUS opinions day at 10am—a tariff decision is not guaranteed |
| 🌈 💯 |
| Vance is way more pro war and connected to defense tech. |
| I dont think anyone here knows when to quit while ahead. |
| The court decision will be delayed until the bribes reach a satisfactory level |
| i think a fart bubble probably engulfs the hole like that civilization jarjar binx is from but long enough for it to "snap shut" then leaves for valhalla |
| Furniture manufacturers gonna go parabolic |
| If we're being real and not political (no TDS allowed when $ is at stake), I rationally think the opposite. Trump does seem to promote world peace in significant ways, whereas JD Vance comes across as your typical war mongering politician bought by the war machine. So I would bet on the pro war stocks if that happened. |
| You mean if he dies and JD Vance becomes president? Probably not much difference until JD loses his own election. |
| Remember, in crisis, one should hold precious metals to hedge against market crash\n\n:/S |
| Yeah, it would be a shame if he removed another dictator like maduro lol |
| Underrated caption |
| lol it won’t happen at 100, either a little before or a little after. 100 is far too predictable |
| Can netflix 150 by july? |
| CLOV GOING TO RIP TODAY |
| Vote democrat and get on welfare |
| When are SLV earnings? |
| Ampere is over 5 years old at this point, thats a long way. They also have nowhere near the software support Nvidia has. |
| Are we actually getting a tariff decision today or is SCOTUS going to edge us for a couple more days? |
| He was excessively sweaty last night.... |
| once this bitch starts pumping |
| Sounds like you're cheating yourself out of oppurtunity |
| Nice FUD buddy this is a once in a life time buying opportunity |
| How do you think ice is getting paid |
| I have no idea what any of those terms are. I did however, buy my wife a 1kg bar of silver for Xmas, because she likes shiny things. Did I do ok? |
| foreigners & some domestics pricing in significant chaos & financial flows fallout from Greenland.\n\nit's like if taiwan was being invaded imo. it's that big. |
| Revenue is revenue I guess. They can't make money anywhere else to support that P/E |
| Same |
| Supreme court better not bitch out today and postpone the verdict again. |
| Yes go ahead and see what happens |
| when is the judgement on Tarrif out ? |
| Legend |
| 911 turbo Carrera s at whole foods or Cayenne with doordash sticker |
| what's the move today? |
| Bruhs Rick rieder would make a better chair fed than Kevin hasset |
| i imagine this will increase the information asymmetry between retail investors and large firms, benefiting the latter. |
| Something something diluted shares |
| \>copper is currently $6/oz \n\nErr...the spot price is $6 per POUND. \n\nKinda big hole in your thesis, bro |
| My French Bulldog has been licking my toes for the past hour straight no stoppage no breath - calls |
| LET THE DUMP BEGIN |
| Well it’s gone up for 6 months so |
| 🌽 finally gonna become a hedge or we still dumping with the market. |
| Why is mr VIX getting excited this morning |
| Is everyone ready for the usual NFLX 1.5% dump on open |
| 12:60 |
| MY RKLB CALLS ARE COOKED BUT MY SPY PUTS GONNA PRINT ME TENDIES |
| So a chill day today and new ath tomorrow? |
| WSB mods!! Your gay friend is home! |
| RBLX pumping \n\nGross |
| I want to put more money in my account to buy some leaps but I have no self control and will sell said leaps after 2 weeks to gamble on 7 DTE’s. So I’m showing more self control by not giving myself more money. |
| Do like Bernake said. Go into the computer and add an extra zero to everyone's bank account |
| Im already dead, market. No need to keep kicking me |
| I see an upward spiralling pig tail. Dump is cancelled. |
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| I just can't imagine actually working in the dick pool of wall street hassling each other and investor relations to find out if profits will be off by 0.00089% so I could plug it into my models until 2am |
| "Jesus should have just complied. What a libtard." |
| The court is set to release rulings at about 10 a.m. ET (1500 GMT). The court does not announce ahead of time which rulings it intends to issue. |
| Think I’m gonna sell 100oz of silver at 100 and buy a 67-72 c10 shell |
| RSI is useless, no pullback until 100 |
| Because they absolutely are lol |
| 🤝 |
| I sold my calls at a 6% profit. You're welcome |
| So a cash deal is bullish for Netflix now? I tho the entire deal was bearish for Netflix. I’m confused 🤔 |
| Should i be ger bear today |
| Not guaranteed but they might give opinions on an open case in 45 minutes |
| need to inverse my inverse. got it |
| or Barron |
| XACO ? |
| Cope |
| Only cause of musk right cause you don't support the party he is supporting. I doubt you hate the car company itself\n\nWhy not just say I hate musk, why you gotta involve TSLA into this. |
| Calls on answered prayers. All things related to religious and spiritual trinkets. |
| Me when silver was $65 |
| 90% of money isn't even printed |
| Sounds like a safer and more liquid bet than gold or silver. 🤔 |
| I have to pay an estimated tax tomorrow, just to estimate how fucked I am. |
| Negative divergence on silver RSI, the pullback is coming.\n\nGold consolidating the 10m, may see it breakout at market open which would also be a breakout on the daily |
| Tromp |
| SILVER CANT KEEP GOING WTF |
| I’m the owner of this house |
| pretty clearly means someone else decides who you spend your time with |
| Going to rip another 50% very soon. |
| Sounds like someone got.insider information |
| If that was the case ice wouldn't be going door to door arresting us citizens. They wpuld know who is illegal no? |
| Nickels please |
| A 718, two 911s and a cayenne gts |
| every sub is bullish on silver … even grandmas at coffee shops mentioning silver …. inverse or follow trend?? …. i can’t decide |
| Everybody shuttup, i got no room for stupid today |
| Why so red |
| Its pe is still low as fuck lol, but yea very overdue for a pullback of some kind |
| FBI has joined the conversation |
| #why the leg down |
| i hate TSLA with all my being |
| It’s funny they think they have a point |
| Yes. |
| Florida is already trying to impose a 50% butthole (OnlyFans) tax |
| it indeed was |
| Whatever shit coin his kids then make to profit before another rug pull |
| It’s probably much easier said than done, but once you cross the $100k mark, you can grow safely and quickly. I’m sure my greed will destroy my work too |
| Well with AI and layoffs, it's even harder now. Was way more achievable back in the day |
| Roll them out. |
| A concept of a plan for an approval |
| META PUTS ARE EASY MONEY FROM PAST 2 months |
| Calls on semen. Got it. |
| Do you have it tattooed on you? |
| Not sure, JD Vance is way more sinister |
| Feels like i am way to late to the silver party |
| It's highly improbable that silver will continue It's climb today |
| Marry Melania. |
| Sustainable. Expect 400% returns. Pile in |
| You already have a bet going - SLV to 84.2 before 18-Jan-2026 05:22 AM -05 |
| Short Truth. calls on anything else |
| !banbet SPY 568 1D |
| Why is scotiabank maintaining a sell rating on asts when they literally gave it that rating last week. Are we updating ratings weekly now? |
| If you are ghey you don't come with check valve |
| Step 1. Set up a go fund me in his honor.\n\nStep 2. Ensure it blames his health problems on the radical left\n\nStep 3. Profit |
| 4 2006 cayennes or 4 gt3’s? |
| Holding a couple SPY April puts in case things get ugly |
| Hello this is Patrick. Who the fuck are you? |
| WSB level IQ comment |
| Supreme is TACO'ing the Tarriffs now. SCACO? |
| being your lawyer |
| Good bot. |
| i need some fucking qualudes to calm me down bru |
| AC Barrett saying being on the SC was like “an arranged marriage” makes me think she was saying the SC is married to 🥭 |
| Joe Biden coming back |
| Seeing how 🍏’s AI strategy plays out long term will be very interesting. Maybe a huge mistake, but they’re also not burning up major cash like a lot of these guys. |
| puts on the tromp media company maybe |
| Copper homie |
| I want Dow 50k |
| Um hello???? |
| Cooked |
| I agree 100% I’m just shitposting |
| DONT BE A GHEY BER TODAY |
| What time is supreme court ruling? |
| Gonna host a PPV fight on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim.\n\nNeel Kashkari vs. Kash Patel\n\nClash of Kash’s\n\nPlace your bets everyone! |
| Puts on the war machine |
| try to predict the day of mourning and sell implied vol via contracts expiring following it |
| Just got off the phone with Ackman and he told me to dump it all today |
| coil* |
| Europoors have no money and bad weather. Poor dental hygiene |
| Please buy puts on silver today we going to 100 with no drops |
| You have to be crazy to give 🥭 gov your name and email lmao. 🫵🤡 |
| That were some good years for Germany. !940s not so much. |
| and audio manufacturers |
| Obviously stocks will tumble before people realize that everything will be more normal so buy the dip? |
| I’ve now seen 4 Porsches on my way into work in a mediocre midsized city. Fuck I gotta get my life together. |
| There’s people still buying GOOGL calls right now and you’re talking about how much a stock has gone up in a year |
| I mean both routes they are stealing from us one is just by devaluing the money we have now |
| Im sure all these comments will be seriously considered. I think most people would agree that more information is better. If I’m investing a significant portion of my money in something, obviously I want to do as much research as possible. Or at least hope the person shilling in the daily chat did it for me. |
| Eventually Iran will issue a new currency, and you will start seeing the old currency available on eBay for cheap. |
| Income tax, payroll tax, sales tax, property tax, investment tax fucking take my butthole tax |
| Gotta grind dem 60 hour weeks to work your way up. (And be a genius in the first place to even get a job there) |
| The real open is when the ruling drops |
| Calls. |
| FBI I have no involvement with this regard, his words are his own. |
| If he died anything related to world peace would probably do well |
| Greenland |
| Guh |
| Your entire life, however long that is |
| They should raise margin requirements on silver again😂 |
| Open the casino~ |
| MSTR green candle 👀 |
| What a stupid post |
| Tsla just gonna jump up $30 today off of bad news 😂 |
| Anybody in here hot in these streets? |
| Some of us don’t have regular butt sex |
| Market ready to dump |
| Well he didn’t close it down because of too much success |
| Use the SI system first u retard |
| Asking the tough questions here. |
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| The best call you can make is VIX calls |
| Jesus |
| Do tarrifs mean anything except a quick pump and dump? Dudes probably just going to just reissue them another way? |
| Unfortunately white will not save you. |
| Are gold grilles coming back in style?!? Might call Johnny dang |
| Amazing how cheap it’s all become too. A vanilla esp32 s3 board is what like $8? Tariffs fuck all this up though, I have a $50 niche board coming from China so I think it’s going to come with a $20 tariff bill (15% + service fee). |
| It’s definitely going to create uncertainty. |
| Is Venezuela the new passport bros spot? How long can 12,000 American last? |
| Bringing peace to ME by starting another war 👏🏻 |
| You underestimate the indomitable American spirit |
| US, filled up premium for $2.89/gallon, plus 0.14/gallon back from our Costco credit card. \n\nMaybe you should ask your politicians to rescind your crazy energy taxes |
| Many U.S. presidents used tariffs before Donald Trump, including Herbert Hoover (Smoot-Hawley Act of 1930), Ronald Reagan (Japanese autos/semiconductors in the 1980s), and George W. Bush (steel/textiles), but Trump's broad application on China and other nations marked a significant return to aggressive, widespread tariff use in modern history. Even William McKinley, a staunch protectionist, set a precedent for high tariffs in the late 1800s\n\nExamples of Presidents Using Tariffs\n\nHerbert Hoover (1930s): Signed the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act, dramatically raising duties on imported goods, which led to global trade wars.\n\nRonald Reagan (1980s): Imposed tariffs on Japanese auto and electronics imports due to trade imbalances.\n\nGeorge W. Bush (2000s): Placed tariffs and quotas on Chinese steel and textiles.\n\nBarack Obama (2010s): Also imposed tariffs on Chinese tires.\n\nWilliam McKinley (late 1800s): A strong proponent of protective tariffs, earning him nicknames like the "Napoleon of Protection |
| 56k today |
| "From the depths of humble beginnings, came a man who destined to stay poor. This summer follow the incredible journey of absolutely nothing changes, where life tastes like regrets." |
| Plan for today. Sell the rest of my 75 QQQ 628 puts at open, start averaging into 80 slv and 450 cvna puts for next week |
| CNN: JP Morgan still pissed about their silver short, dump the market to get back at 🥭 |
| Why would it go down? What reason would you think? There might be some profit taking or pull backs with the increased margin requirements, but the supply/demand forces are strong for silver to climb even higher. |
| Got heeeem |
| We have calls after it rips 250% in a year? |
| What if gold and silver are the pin |
| I’m sorry and no offense at all but it’s ran up a substantial amount already a pullback was imminent |
| I see… 🧐 |
| Potash is so hot right now! |
| Justice Roberts: We’ve reviewed the legal jurisprudence and Elon is a fat piece of shit. |
| aye fuck the algos ‼️ |
| Eh, I was here before being here meant anything. I get what you mean though. |
| Because we are 1930s Germany. |
| Sounds smart, I'll look into that. I get not trusting this. Not many companies I actually trust as a wise long term investment, just riding the wave and seeing where it goes. I'm curious to see what's going to happen if they rule today. |
| lolololololololololololololololol |
| APLD on sale. Don’t mind if I do! |
| Or join a startup and rack up pre ipo shares\n\nThe dumber the company the better |
| You stated that the reason for low inflation in the last forty years was because “MBAs are shipping production overseas”\n\nAlso had to double check but CPI hovered around 1-3% from ‘61 to ‘68 during the period with significant job creation.\n\nRegardless if inflation was as you claim “an illusion supported by structural and fortuitous changes abroad” then there would be no need for a federal reserve as investment and production would have no impact on our movement along the Phillips curve. Modern economics as a whole would literally cease to exist |
| Would take a while to print 10 trillion |
| Get your dirty eurocommas off my numbers |
| except those territories actually had ethnic germans in them, and the conduct was identical to all previous imperial ambitions on the continent. literally no difference.\n\nPolk is one of our greatest and most underrated presidents, btw. |
| Mining ⛏️ |
| Got preapproved for a home today. Never give up |
| 🙏 |
| Ya my MU calls are cooked. |
| And silver at 120 by then. |
| From data dependent to social media dependent |
| It’s a two valve system |
| I NEED MORE LEVERAGE!!!! |
| No that’s over there 👉 |
| im personally waiting for 100+ and dont buy options just use the inverse ETFs. |
| Yours doesn’t fill up with water? |
| Genuinely have no idea , my heart says calls but my brain says puts |
| commas? europoor detected |
| Easiest way to get rich is to get a corporate position in a large cap and sell stock that comes with the job but I ain't that smart to hold a position like that |
| Starting to think it might be time to sell those kilos of silver in my safe i bought a decade ago LMFAO never thought the day would come |
| You’re welcome |
| English dude … I wish I could be mad for jealousy🤔🤣 |
| They can just print more |
| Europoor spotted . Use a decimal point homie |
| Yes it was |
| lmao |
| [game of ping pong at this point](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/chinas-customs-agents-told-nvidias-065002091.html) |
| SC is a clown show if they don't overturn tariffs. It's illigal in the constitution and trump used an obscure 1977 law as legal justification. |
| ~~Hard work~~ Gambling |
| “Is it just the fact that they were implemented illegally” \n\nYes. We don’t have kings (yet). |
| First gold, then silver..? \n\nBuying bronze today |
| Monero at $710 |
| When you fart in the bathtub how does your asshole snap shut fast enough to keep water from getting in there |
| Another 9000% tariff on china on market close today\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/l40pk81fobdg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5728ccb3ce1ba13c89ebea020390fd3d20c3d47e |
| Just cut rates? |
| best robotics tickers? |
| More like 3500% |
| This is like the 4th time they’ve allowed and then didn’t allow and then reallowed but advised against it. Hilarious |
| The government can’t pay back the tariff money because they already stole the money. YOUR MONEY. |
| Has to do with how its being implemented. He did it his first term correctly. Not this time. |
| Too bearish in here... 695 by noon, flat by day's end. 700 by next FOMC. |
| While there is nothing currently planned I do like to keep my options open. |
| They have been for decades in factories. Just not the regarded walking ones that serve no purpose |
| Dork |
| Metals are real, tangible assets. Crypto is a blockchain transaction with no actual value |
| isn't TACO spamming how the fuel prices are going down. WTF is this diesel 12,4 and gas 10,5% |
| Congress gets to make trade agreements, not the president. Separation of powers, and all that. He used some bullshit act that he claims gives him emergency tariffs powers, which it certainly does not. |
| trump do something stupid again pls i miss those -2%SPY days |
| US taking Venezuelan oil and threatening to occupy Greenland reminds me of a certain European country in the 1930s that was run by a small mustache man… |
| Go buy some more 0DTEs literally no one gives a shit what you think 😂 |
| Impossible. |
| BREAKING NEWS: TARIFF RULING IS OUT NOW. CHECK IT OUT |
| So, no decision on the tariffs today then? \nPolymarket heavily changed into a majority "No". |
| The year for silver and gold bros 🤝 |
| They called it a covid vaccine bro |
| He just steps into the washroom after multiple bodyguards check the washroom prob and let him do his thing |
| Guess you will have to beg your daddy for more money |
| Cause we’re in the middle of the Santa rally still |
| To control inflation, 🥭 need massive layoffs; then he can blame on Artificial Intelligence and get away with it.\n\nWhat a plan. |
| yeah its up like 200% in a year |
| 22min and their dumping this shit like a sale barn colt |
| Then: ”I ain’t following no god damn orders about fucking face masks and social distancing”\n\nNow: ”Follow orders, mkay?” |
| That was me, I went on ozympic and lost a few pounds |
| It could still happen today. The way the market is acting makes me think it will be today. |
| Is this where the obese go to gamble? |
| Until now |
| Why crash? |
| Ever heard of a social security number you clown |
| How are they making money when they're still loaded up on 1% 30 year bonds? |
| Doubt the Supreme Court cucks are gonna rule on tariffs anytime soon |
| I am not buying anything today. Should have full port slv couple weeks ago but chickened out lol |
| Makes sense |
| Asts calls or shares? |
| It’s that he put them in at all. Congress controls the purse and levies tariffs by law. |
| I meant it more of a flows issue. international investors own a huge % of USD denominated assets, in part because of the structure of the intl trade system. We buy goods on deficit, and send dollars. They send the dollars back and buy USD denominated assets. Or they use to. Gold is taking up more of the incremental flows there.\n\nif they feel the prospects for those assets or our currency are impaired, they will dump and the flows that have theoretically artificially inflated our asset prices will reverse.\n\nit's clear that investing in international markets & in non US currencies is making a big comeback, perhaps generationally |
| Instead we have three dysfunctional branches |
| It’s already gone. Like your ex, the money was never really yours it was just your turn |
| nobody cares what you say here, wsb is the void, it's not personal. get over yourself. |
| I don't know why you are being so aggressive, but what benefits this discussion would have if I share my PnL |
| You fuckin ice losers are in here too? |
| Honestly? Fuck if I know. I'm invested in previous metals, including gold, silver, GLTR, and mining, but only a relatively small portion of my entire portfolio (~10%).\n\nAll I can say for certain is that these kinds of moves are a really fucking bad sign for the health of the US (and by extension global) financial system and economy. |
| You have the right to protest, not impede law enforcement. They can and will throw your ass out of the way. Try again |
| Well it's gonna be red but at least CLOV is up 😓 |
| If no green by open, I’m fkd |
| 9 in |
| Because it’s overvalued and he knows it |
| Red regardless of the decision |
| I thought the same a couple of days ago.. |
| China already has its own chips. They are ~two generations behind (their current GPUs are a little better than Ampere, but not as good as Hopper). \n\nThey’re not that far behind as it stands currently. |
| Robotics is truly the future. So many factors coming together at the right time: compute power (ai, micro processors), servos (electric motors instead of hydraulics), power efficiency in batteries, materials (e.g, robotex ) |
| Nana still keeps chugging along |
| Do I offload puts at open or hold? |
| Just saw a bull post about Santa rally. \n😂 |
| Lolololol |
| okay that’s good news |
| It's probably bullish long term but this recent movement is not sustainable. Unlikely it goes straight to 120. |
| If I am correct this is a discussion post, why are you all asking me, about my positions in this, I don't know if it's right to show my PnL for this discussion |
| You'll love it until its eventually you |
| That didn't seem to matter a few days ago |
| I mean if it flops we have to pay it back so we'd be losing money |
| "not following orders"\n\nI live in a free country, where outside the military that is not a crime. Usonians love it tho |
| When do you think US citizens will have to wear citizenship patches and get serial number tattoos |
| Silver and Gold outperforming every stock and crypto by a huge margin lol |
| this is like if I called you gay for sucking a dick, and you defended yourself by saying that you paid the guy to let you suck him off |
| Not since I purchased some calls a few days ago lmao |
| We need a -5% day just to keep everyone honest |
| Why the f is rddt cfo dumping shares |
| Eso son reebok o son nike |
| But $200 is |
| nothing 🍔 |
| https://preview.redd.it/78fhbyfpnbdg1.png?width=306&format=png&auto=webp&s=14a1cc0c628ee9e0fb182079ce11fa63df0caf10 |
| Facts it's all hype before fed day |
| Most recent analyst targets are in that range.\n\nI'm holding everything till then as well |
| Oh for sure. I mean what could possibly go wrong with the end of NATO and an intra continental conflict? |
| No calls |
| yup |
| Everyone fukd |
| His flag tattoo has a negative space 88, once you see it, it’s obvious. These dudes are literal white power chodes in the highest of offices. |
| Yeah we are supposed to have three functional branches. |
| Pshh well then. This guy sucks. |
| Doesn't really matter what the supreme Court says. I'm waiting for the tweet that comes afterwards lol |
| Im impressed how people actually managed to lose money in the past 3 years in the stockmarket like how? 70% of stocks are up 60-150% in the past 6months/ytd |
| In before green |
| It’s how they’ve been implemented that’s being challenged I believe |
| I told y’all silver is going to 120 but no one listens. I just don’t wanna be around when it crashes. But y’all do you. Not fear mongering I just don’t ignore such obvious indicators. |
| Why is the running Reddit man when you refresh still wearing Santa’s clothes Christmas is over pal! |
| i can feel it, cuming on my port tonight |
| openai partnership in the pipes ? |
| What calls for the tariff rulling? |
| #American personnel told to evacuate military base in Qatar, US official says |
| So China said they don't even want them? Lmao |
| marked safe |
| Don't bet on any ruling at all today. |
| It's so far removed from real life. Reddit and the protestor fuks are the same people |
| No one knows what decision will trigger what move… 🤣 |
| Calls it is |
| Scamath strikes again |
| agreed, a lot of factors combined to make it unique and hard to replicate, including major policy pivots in china |
| no, she was just collecting some money from me |
| The addicts are running the drug testing facility. |
| that your paycheck? |
| Bout 3.50 |
| Good enough for me |
| In the end we only disagree about the color of our dildos. Kind of wholesome. |
| you fuckin losers are in here too? |
| What is the basis for supreme Court being able to cancel tariffs? Every country uses tariffs. Is it just the fact that taco put them in w/o congressional votes |
| Nominal economy is booming and growing at 8%+ retard. |
| It’s up like +500000% in a yearly bro lol |
| If large players (companies and banks) keep pushing for physical delivery margin hikes do not do anything other than shake out short term speculation leaving only the raw demand for the metal. COMEX can also implement Force Majeure (settling the physical delivery in cash) which would ruin the paper markets credibility but help prevent default. |
| 4$ just enough for a 4 fo 4 at Wendys. |
| Gag on daddy Trumps micro pp harder you fucking fa.. |
| Let's see how the 10% credit card cap goes for them. |
| Would be an adventure. Eat some lamb and saffron rice while in Tehran. |
| It’s really not tho. |
| The 2010s freak show perfect economy will never return. The chickens are coming home to roost. |
| Wmt calls |
| Y'all would be saying 'Jesus should have complied.' |
| Two figures lol |
| Massive V to go up to 1% only to slowly bleed out to flat |
| I wouldn't characterize the 50s or 60s as stable inflation rates.\n\n1951 was 7.9%, then a period of very low and even deflationary prints, then post 1965 period experienced increasingly high rates of inflation.\n\ngreat society welfare expansion didn't help toward the end of the 60s.\n\nalso, there were massive productivity gains post ww2 that helped keep inflation of goods in check at the time.\n\nwhat are we arguing about specifically? |
| Yeah, but I don’t even know if this issue is enough to move the needle in the first place. Even if it is, which if I grant you your thesis fully, maaaaaybe it might be enough to cause the 15% decline you want to see. But even then I see this coming to a front like a year from now at best. The other issue is how easy is it for Alaska to pull a Wells Fargo and just be like “oopsie can’t believe we accidentally did an oopsie woopsie that involved us defrauding the entire American public and then did a second oopsie woopsie by covering it up, we pwomise we won’t do it again!” and just take a 5-10% hit instead of the 15% we want/need for your position to hit. So I’m looking at an issue on both timing and magnitude when it comes to fraud. Fraud simply isn’t punished anymore in a meaningful way. Alaska ought to get a 10 billion dollar plus fine and jail time for people involved. Chances are they get a 100 million fine and are allowed to get away with not admitting any wrongdoing. |
| Double top on BAC on the all-time chart 😨 |
| Bingo. The world reserves are repositioning to gold and silver. |
| Cuck |
| If CPI data is biased downwards, then cash got worse and cuts became more likely gentle regard. |
| They can deport you from the mortal plane |
| Na-Z-is |
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| Permabulls wear garish green bejeweled butt plugs. Me, I’m a bear so mine is ruby red and tasteful. |
| SELL SELL SELL NO ONE IS BUYING IT"S GONNA DUMP HARD |
| See now that tariff are priced in removing it causes crash but also adding causes crash. Keep up guys |
| since the META deal it just keeps getting lower like it killed al of its momentum from the breakout, i swear good news are never good for stocks |
| 1.5 billion dilution taken place throughout year |
| might be more retarded than me |
| 28 mins till im poor-er |
| White |
| Calls on BLK since they own the IBIT and corn is above 95,000… calls on TSM but not till after the plunge in the morning as “Traders Assess the report”… calls on GS.. since multiple banks reported more trading income than expected.. I think it was JPM… now.. if I have the actual discipline to carry these out, is another matter. 😝 Good luck out there. |
| SLV short here? |
| Ok what's the play if the Supreme Court yeets these tariffs? |
| once we get greenland and canada will our stock market just keep going up everyday? |
| He and his family have made millions if not multi billions via crypto scams, political back handers, and outright fraud, yet he still wants a reduction in interest so he can save some money on his loans.\n\nBillionaires might be the most boring people on the planet. |
| Need to know your skin color before this can be funny |
| PP Eye Numbers are out lol |
| let’s gooooo |
| I usually sell weeklies. 3-5% out. On earnings I sell closest exp 10% out. I don’t want to get assigned. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jnubepc5nbdg1.png?width=910&format=png&auto=webp&s=d13bc677d2ca8fc510f1ca5ec299af06937904ff |
| Pulled out 1200 quarters at the bank recently, no success 😭 I think someone beat me to it. Have to go to a bank in a poorer neighbourhood and try my luck |
| Bot |
| No wendys for me |
| Not only did the supreme Court not say they specifically were issuing opinions on the tariffs. They said "we may issue opinions on January 14th". So not even that is confirmed |
| 95% of the cases people are not following orders, touching an officer, obstructing etc. Go stand in front of a police officers vehicle after they ask you to move 5x see what happens. I don't agree with the 5% of cases where its excessive but that is not the norm and many of the social media videos are highly misleading |
| Herro Hibachi Benihana Teriyaki |
| Hegseth is such a scummy pos. Who the fuck has a deus vult tatoo lmao |
| Say it with me STAG-FLAY-SHUN |
| It’s all fun and games until Ber says twerk anoos |
| Why market crashing? |
| Yeah because I paid for it Brokie want me to send u some ? |
| damn straight my nigri |
| My wife told me yesterday I better get my license plate sticker renewed soon there’s a lot of cops out there lately and there’s ice agents. I looked at her and said “are they gonna deport me?” She said “don’t be an ass” 🤷♂️ |
| Massive V today |
| A blow off top on silver would probably make me nut. 😩 |
| I’m sitting at 400% in 1.5 years. Just need one 2x to match you lol |
| Mine is about to grow to $200. I'm about to make a deposit. |
| Reebok Pumps |
| I’ll take -35% if we attack NATO territory. |
| How exactly does it work when a currency collapses like this? Obviously you can’t get an infinite amount by exchanging, so I assume banks/exchanges would just refuse it, but even if I had like a billion of it would it even come up in the future, or do currencies that hit this low generally end up dissolving and being “remade” into a new/similar currency that would invalidate previously minted bills? |
| hands up now, nigiri |
| Prob like $500 |
| 30min to casino open\n\nGentlemen, **TO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS** |
| Spy in RedLand |
| Just buy your silver in other currencies. Investors hate this one trick! |
| I really want to buy calls ugh |
| Are those Reebok or Nike ? |
| Man Reddit is full of liberal bots |
| If it weren't for the AI circle jerk, we would've been in a recession the last 2 years running. |
| ur mom |
| Buying silver puts at open, pray for me |
| market finally not believing fake data. rip bulls |
| It's due for a breather and pullback though. Gotta be?\n\nI'm worried people are going to go too ham on this. |
| duplicate topic within 15 minutes.\n\nNo positions. |
| How big is the average WSB portfolio |
| They are $200 a contract today. Should have held my boy |
| That’s like 6 years of earnings even if you make 20-25/hr in the states lol |
| OKLO will stop going down one day…right? RIGHT!?! |
| I fully support the law and especially ICE. I love those videos very much, just stuffing those idiots into the pavement as they try and get in the way of officers. Fuk it makes me so hard |
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| *A SLOWING ECONOMY*🫴 |
| why do yall have the inability to avoid options? true fucking retards. |
| Should I stay or should I sell |
| That's fair. How far out do you sell? I've been trying to wheel some monthlies but just been buying them back after a couple days for half the price |
| We already have a bullshit silver discussion post 13 minutes before this one.\n\nIf you're not going to share positions, just use the other thread for circle jerking. |
| It’s going to keep going up. |
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| They were heavily undervalued for a long time, but this would essentially be a short squeeze if the conspiracies are true so not sure exactly what that means for the current value or the stability of this price action. |
| SELL SELL BEFORE THE BIG DUMP |
| what the fuck did you call me? |
| Are you bringing that milk home or not? |
| Nigiri always on top, you got that right |
| Yes, dingbat. Producers never drop prices after they’ve increased. |
| Lol. They are probably in here. |
| This is true |
| 100% |
| which calls for tariff ruling? |
| get this man a hedge fund! |
| Did they use the app for extra free nuggs? |
| SPY red at open, green by 9:31 |
| Honestly. Yeah. |
| They don't release what they are ruling on before hand and they have a million cases and let's be real. They're going to postpone it as long as physically possible |
| Russia doesn’t have the bandwidth for that shit rn. They can’t even rebuild their Soviet empire. They tried to do to Zelenskyy what we did to Maduro and failed hard lol |
| Whenever I buy |
| https://preview.redd.it/r4vukcolmbdg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd1e1cc5208cdf5c2bc151ceb23e7f288c509b45 |
| Silver up but I only read it as the dollar is hella down\n\nUS mint litterally pulled all the silver bullion and proof bs because the price is changing so often |
| We don’t need his approval, they can’t even beat Ukraine |
| no positions included. |
| Just remember that no matter how bad you feel about yourself for being a regard trader, you're still not an absolute POS ICE agent ripping people out of cars and firing pepper balls straight in american faces |
| It would be less lonely to end it like that. |
| I’ve played these games before…NVDA eventually to $275 |
| Do they watch him jerk off? |
| Nigiri>Hand Roll>Sashimi |
| Guys if my boss tells me good job and then caresses my face and grabs my dick, does that just mean I did an EXTRA good job? Srs responses only please I’ve never been loved before |
| Cash gang here selling puts. Here and there. I don’t trust this right now at all |
| How do you know?! |
| For sure |
| my wife and her bf just visited during my shift at wendys |
| q3/q4 |
| by the looks it will be world against the US |
| average grown man that still uses emojis |
| https://preview.redd.it/9gxrqghfmbdg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1421bce3f8eeb1e2d989b81c90ab1273357cf093 |
| Silver needs to stop popping those Viagra pills.\n\nThe scary thing, it's still modestly valued in comparison to gold. |
| Honestly. At 10 sc doesn't rule on tariffs and the market fully recovers as the fear subsides. |
| SLV is friggin crazy |
| I mean the dollar is getting weaker and weaker with 🥭 in office by the day. I’m more in on gold rn as it’s a bit less volatile. But holy moly I should’ve gone in on silver too so I could’ve gotten a bit more profit. |
| I could use a -10% day for SOXL today |
| Blast from the past, CLOV is up 9% today |
| That slv paper hands from yesterday gotta be feeling sick |
| I'm assuming 🥭 has had a chat with Putin about Iran and it doesn't escalate to ww3. |
| Cheesecake is the new AI |
| Put it all on DocuSign did you? |
| To be fair though, being in a k hole doesn’t make you the more aware of people |
| my port 0.01x |
| Where were u when market is kil |
| I bought Tesla at $110 when WSB said it was heading to $50, so it's not always a sign of doom. |
| Creeper, stop spamming and stalking me. I already responded to you on that lol...:\n\nhttps://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qclhic/daily_discussion_thread_for_january_14_2026/nzjdh7o/ |
| Same |
| CORN stonks keeping my port alive |
| https://preview.redd.it/ebhadi89mbdg1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5701189009827d8ff6f4537f81b2715deae55794 |
| We've seen this before, always ends green |
| Those are the ones that keep me up at night |
| SLV is insane |
| Is that the line now?\n\nThe 50s and 60s saw stable inflation while being still an American dominated production force |
| Some equities more than others. Anyone that relies on imports as a major part of their business. Especially if US gov is required to refund tariffs to those corpos as an addendum |
| MUSK: NOT AWARE OF ANY NAKED UNDERAGE IMAGES GENERATED BY GROK |
| https://preview.redd.it/olt8wwy6mbdg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36695e53510476b201a8686f0088c25277df24b9 |
| I hate investing. |
| It's "dont tread on me" not "dont tread on us" that group will gladly cheer this on |
| Is that someone with total all time posts of... zero? |
| Forgiven |
| Just set a trailing stop?? |
| Not sure my body is ready for today |
| This, they’ll just replace his brain with a chip and reboot. If they haven’t already |
| plz tell me you bought a lambo in 2024 |
| I sold when it was 30 |
| wtf 2 red days in a row? What is this, a normal market? |
| Got another 2K riding on spy 690p LFG |
| i am here for boa too, i hope it dips more so i can enter in even stronger |
| Sorry |
| \>fucked over an entire generation by manipulating the economy\n\nSPY is up over 300% during the past 10 years.\n\nAll you had to do is let your 401K auto invest and not be a retard fixating on 5 minute candles. |
| 🤣🤣🤣u on your feeling like a princesss Dora |
| Wtf, i hoarded silver during covid and it didnt do shit and now this!? |
| Silver pumping pre-market and crash once open innit |
| They can rule whenever they want on any argued case or just never at all. And every time they say they're going to rule on cases we have no volume the days before in anticipation of the tariff ruling that never comes. |
| Sell within 30 min of open we could pump first |
| I'm just asking for a 10% pullback, I don't need a 20% bear market. |
| Flip a pre 1965 quarter. Heads = crash, Tails = 🚀 |
| $ME -100x |
| so what you are saying is all in gold? |
| As if. More tango around 95k. |
| But you don't even trade options... |
| If I shoot for $10 profit a day, that's $50 a week, what is that, like a million dollars a month?\n\nTimes twelve months, $12 million a year?\n\nSomething like that 😮💨 |
| What you think I'm doing here? |
| Wow those are some scary metrics |
| If I have to explain this even further for you then you don’t deserve to take advantage of the arbitrage |
| Dump please nebius under 100 and iam all in, hahaha |
| I just know those walker jockeys on the Supreme Court are going to disappoint us no matter what the ruling is |
| My gameplay for today makes no sense. Which is why it will work. |
| A 2hr video compilation of boomers getting liquidated & foreclosed ..to the backdrop of 80s soft rock. Calls |
| Even lower bottom |
| ofc they can't when the dollar losses value more than 10% per year lol |
| no. international investors own disproportionately large amounts of USD based assets.\n\nif USD continues to decline, they lose on currency as well as any returns / loss on their USD denominated assets.\n\ngold in particular will continue to rise so long as there are disruptions to status quo internationally |
| OP may actually be regarded? |
| Robot janitor |
| If someone trumpets the national security angle, or the auditors get on to it for earnings.\n\nSomething has to be explained on those 10-Q numbers. |
| Why did you stupid fucks crash the market |
| Nvidia permanently pinned to 185 apple to 260.\n\nWw3 could happen and they’d still keep them there to collect options premium. |
| Gemini has been the best so far |
| To 0, you say.... |
| I don’t disagree with you lol they’re a bunch of ancient losers |
| Debasing of the reserve currency and US acting imperialist. |
| Gonna be a brutal day for us bulls. |
| So essentially you just have Zuck and one janitor who eat lunch uncomfortably every day in the cafeteria, cause the janitor is his only friend but speaks no English. |
| BIG DUMP INCOMING |
| it is in the cards....if we get wars, and world war status,,,he stays in power one option like FDR,,one of his other advisor said so,,,this will not be an easy day for sure, |
| 🌽 about to rip past 100k |
| 50/50 China let's them through. \n\n\nThere are reasons but for China's own national security, getting back in with Nvidia chips ensures China follow the same technological path as the US.\n\n\nThis allows the US some level of control and to keep Chinese companies at the mercy of American technology. \n\n\nChina has been figuring out AI and keeping up using less power and older design chips. |
| huh? tariffs get revoked inflation goes up? You sure about that |
| Man i got no clue how to prepare for the crash, and who knows how many months or years itll take. I dont like this environment at all |
| Looking pretty 🌈 out there 😂\n\nTLT line go up. |
| Do you think he pays someone to spot him while he cranks his hog while choking himself |
| CITIGROUP CFO SAYS BANK CANNOT SUPPORT 10% INTEREST RATE CAP, WOULD AFFECT AVAILABILITY |
| They don't say what they are ruling on until they are ruling on it.\n\n\nSomething something about being able to change their mind last minute. |
| Puts on ketamine |
| House is sold.. still diversified because I lack the balls. Margin was over 90% until yesterday |
| Idk silver is more conductive than copper, it’s used in lots of electronics |
| Bro should open an inverse ETF of his own portfolio |
| Nothing about this post follows WSB guidelines. \n\nYou're going to get a time out to reevaluate how you contribute to this community. |
| 67 minutes |
| Doesn’t it suck when you were completely right on the direction but a day late? |
| Don’t panic. Whatever you do don’t panic. I’m gonna panic |
| You think ChatGPT finds 370 robbed accounts and then the holes in the B/S? Write in full sentences and get that sniff everywhere. |
| 🌽 |
| Imagine listening to these bots and thinking a ruling against tariffs is bullish… lmao |
| So calls? Heavy buys? Get a loan from gamgam? |
| if tariffs drop, inflation will go up. If inflation goes up, more than likey no more rate cuts depending on jobs. If tariff drops prices could stay the same and companies take profits too. |
| They’re not gona rule cuz they’re spineless pussies |
| The umpire. |
| How does it not… today is hugely important for many reasons 😂 you’re just making yourself look like a clown |
| Woah throwback |
| Bcuz we protec you |
| Since the April 2020 Covid lows:\n\n$GLD up 3x\n\n$QQQ up 4x\n\n$SLV up 9x\n\n$coin up 25x\n\n$NVDA up 41x |
| Thanks Obama |
| I mean after all he right yall just on yall feelings |
| Not if you hold metals |
| They don't tell the plebs before they tell their friends. \n\nRemember the "leaker" who let that early draft overturning Roe v Wade out? You hear about them being caught? Me neither... |
| Where? it can crash to 100$ like back in 2022 for absilutely no reason |
| Wait is the tariff ruling guaranteed today? I thought they could rule in this or next session |
| Sounds like a plan you jump first I’m right behind you |
| I didn't, added new information.\n\nBut I did see how mad retard ber like you get and sit here all day hitting f4 over and over to mass downvote.\n\nI'm just trying to help the little guy make money off retards like you by buying financials, go away and stop stalking me. |
| SLV is the new palantir. When does shiny rock get added to sp500? |
| Calls at open will print bigly \n\nTrust the process |
| But would be bullish for equities right |
| Get rich or die trying |
| Basically 4th |
| Bro is the richest guy on earth, has multiple top doctors by him. Nothing's happening to him |
| As your new boss, I feel obligated to begin my tenure by saying “Get back to work, you lazy SOBs”. |
| I'm hoping TSMC earnings will be a catalyst for their breakout. |
| Supreme Patty decision |
| Some snake ate it |
| SCOTUS opinions day release at 10am—not necessarily going to be about tariffs, but it could. |
| SPY doesn’t go lower than -.50% in one day. |
| pulled out of my personal port two days ago. Still have my SLV and a few defenses. |
| 68minutes until they give opinions |
| My brain can’t handle that. I’m just a simple man. Buy high. Sell low. |
| what he said |
| unstoppable? unstable ? |
| I said it ironically but now thinking back to the initial tariff season it really kind of was a safe haven lol |
| no, they are chaos & USD hedges |
| Hour |
| aware of this maneuver (my nephew was aboard the ford for a stint) but even still this takes a significant period. (Though the videos of it always astound me) They don’t go from cruising speed to kick it into reverse like a McLaren lol\n\nThe economic point still stands. |
| Sell the house and full port calls on margin |
| 1 hour 8 mins |
| Remicade is a 20 year old drug and J&J isn’t hurting for profit in the slightest brother. You can get a remicade infusion without insurance for about 16k, unit cost for the vile is estimated at $1200 |
| So if tariffs are overturned, Gold and silver should dump yes? These are inflation hedges? |
| It’s OVER |
| we are headed to $120 and then $150 |
| Interesting |
| I've made money on a couple reversals now because there's been profit takers at 70, 80, and likely at 90 thresholds. People buy their calls too short dated. |
| When exaclty will there be a result on the tariffs? in 10 Minutes or in an hour? |
| Oh no she is calling out my daddy!!! |
| Why did you delete this and repost it? |
| good they only need 1 employee which AI cant do...janitorial |
| This is the worst ChatGPT DD I’ve ever seen |
| Highkey me too only gonna get one tho |
| Nah man, its not going to move enough for you to beat theta |
| Ok…anyways, I’m not selling at of my silver positions |
| btc trying to reverse nasdaqahaahahhahaha |
| Except they literally said it has improved from 2024 Q4 and stabilizing lmao. |
| AI slop is so much worse than normal human slop |
| Red day |
| Metals were severely undervalued due to price manipulation, especially by JPM which has been fined repeatedly for it.\n\nBut considering record demand for silver for industrial purposes, a huge disconnect between silver being traded on paper and the amount of physical silver in existence (supply and demand), fiat currencies rapidly losing value, and the end of price manipulation, the price is skyrocketing. \n\nImo we're still in early innings, don't be surprised if it keeps blowing the fuck up for the foreseeable future |
| A wall of text about silver crashing on wsb only means pump pump pump. |
| That's a big maybe that 99% chance isn't coming. |
| we had persistent disinflation in goods only because MBA's sent manufacturing jobs to sweat shop people abroad, and we had inflation in services and assets.\n\nlow inflation was and remains an illusion supported by structural & fortuitous changes abroad |
| Can't even tell if you're trolling at this point LOL. It never ends |
| the crash was during covid. |
| You mentioned silver |
| Comparing a flower with no practical use to an industrial metal is a bit of a stretch. |
| The second for sure |
| Inflation baby |
| Listen to that little voice. You know you want to |
| bullshit |
| Just stand and rename |
| Should I get NVDA calls expiring next week....hmmm🤔 |
| Luckily I’m INTC share gang and the damage WSB does will only be temporary |
| Puts blown up. You belong here retard |
| In some cases |
| holy fuck man, thats like 6 years of earnings in my country. |
| I can't bozo.\n\nr/stocks does not allow genuine market bulls even if respectful and polite. They censor everything that doesn't fit bearish narrative. |
| What if right before market open the press announces Elon died of auto-erotic asphyxiation last night |
| I love this world |
| Why not both? Seriously? |
| Watch the movie.. way better. |
| Hard to know if OP is a clown or is Barron and is telling us to front run…. 🤔 |
| Rising delinquencies in credit card debt isn't really a good thing... |
| Are we all gonna collectively CUM today or collectively tie each other’s ropes? |
| You sound exactly like the million dollar Bitcoin shills when it was running up to 130. Now it can't break 100 to save it's life. Silver will do exactly the same thing, question is, what day will it correct?\n\nMy bet, if I was a betting person, is just over $100. |
| Tbf, being broke makes them ignorant to anything financial 🤣 |
| nice |
| 🤣🤣 |
| Massive META layoffs yesterday... Massive... |
| Should I just sell my VOO and full port the metals? |
| lol PPI no matter anymore but sensational news is wat we are betting on now,,m stock market is not forward anymore it is cooked lol |
| I'd give a 10% chance they rule on it today |
| This economy has all the signs of inflation increasing quickly and suddenly. Just Google "Sonic inflation". |
| NVDA - CHINA RESTRICTS NVIDIA H200 AI CHIP IMPORTS\n\nChinese authorities have told customs agents that Nvidia’s H200 AI chips are not permitted to enter China and advised domestic firms not to buy them except in limited cases, effectively creating a temporary ban\n\nAllowed then restricted then allowed then restricted lol |
| OXY and CVX rise up! |
| 10am daddy |
| SELL EVERYTHING |
| Inflation under control. Fed not cutting rates |
| 10am tariff decision maybe |
| So buying SPY calls before close yesterday was not a smart decision. RIP |
| We don't even know if they are actually ruling on the damn case today cause they don't announce before. It's just a possibility that they do. And I guarantee you. They don't. |
| 10 est |
| Oh we fuct? |
| US Senators introduce bill to ban sitting Presidents from naming buildings after themselves. |
| Buy calls later today |