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| All the dirty bears are all certain that it will be red tomorrow… guess what? We will be massively green |
| There is no pumping. |
| The fattened calf is also juicier rewards |
| Love me a good over weekend fly. 😌 |
| bro the president is pumping the market as you type and you say theres no reason? |
| Check back in 2 hours |
| Who started this war, Mossad bot? Because factually it wasn't Iran. |
| Everyone blamed avgo but in reality times pretty much up to resolve this hormuz problem |
| Bro literally everyone calls the shots but him |
| I guess bro |
| Who's gonna tell him |
| I mean futes are currently red soooooo not really getting bought up just yet |
| hey you🫵\n\nstop doomscrolling futures like a rabid ex |
| I need to see red |
| Everybody's been settling for a decade already |
| I mean if they can pay off the principle it kinda works out, especially because compute is fairly in demand. Nothing genius but why not do it while you can? |
| Reddit has been around since before smartphones and mobile applications zoomer |
| Theres one reason and its more important than anything else : stonks go up brrr |
| Do you work in the backrooms? |
| <pokewithstickmeme.jpeg> |
| I AM MONITORING THE SITUATION |
| Sometimes I have to wait a couple of days for the data center guy to be able to go to the new Jersey data center to patch in a cable. |
| until we are back to 643 and still dropping, this is a nothing burger. We are up 16 % from just a few months ago... it can do that crap all of next week and we are still fine. |
| lol didn't even last a minute before this was innacurate hahahahahaha |
| Wait until morning |
| Red day ahead, you’d want futes to be at least +1% to even hope for a green day at this point\n\nThe question is not if it will be red, rather how red |
| Whoa I didn’t know mangoman was antiseptic. |
| Ai stocks are crazy up this year, a 4% down day is to be expected...AMD for example is up 114% ytd, who would you think a pullback would be unexpected? |
| He’s right you know |
| I bought MU at $100, sold at $80 |
| thats just extra cold water to cool those gpus running my ai gf |
| Bet |
| No, they are not. |
| Mark Newton must be working it pretty hard waiting for tomorrow. |
| But when you make heat (like servers do) it doesn't dissipate well. Because vacuum. Same reason vacuum-insulated mugs work so well. |
| Think I might know what sort of “facility” we’re talking about here.. |
| 🥭: “I CALL THE SHOTS. I CALL ALL THE SHOTS. HE \[NETANYAHU\] DOESN’T CALL THE SHOTS.” - FT INTERVIEW\n\n \nlmaooooooooo |
| Classic LarryStink dd |
| You're retarded |
| He’s right tho. I mean at some point anything that can be moved off earth should be moved off earth.\n\nIm not saying that means spacex is going to do it this year or ever succeed. But til Blue Origin etc start really competing this is the only stock that gives you exposure to something our civilization eventually *HAS* to do. |
| Same. I’ve read that the global market funds like VT will have it from the outset, so I will have some exposure, but I really want nothing to do with Elon.\n\nI realize it’s contrary to the spirit of this sub, but he’s so full of shit that I just don’t care that for some reason Tesla shares trade at an absurd valuation. The same thing will probably happen with SpaceX. Everyone who gets in on the IPO will no doubt make out like bandits, but I’m not interested in buying into Twitter, or his bullshit AI company, or his idiotic promises of space data centers. |
| It's called a bear trap......so many trend followers have been waiting for that pull back it's going to get gobbled up fast! |
| that is one argument. but on the other hand, musk has demonstrated an incredible talent as continuously "pivoting" his companies to maximize stock value. the tesla master plan part 1 that built the original crazy valuations, yet has basically no relationship to what his company is actually doing right now. it suggested that tesla would essentially dominate the car market, electrifying the world while churning out low-cost electric vehicles. yet as its car deliveries shrink YoY, the stock has risen because now the killer product is humanoid robots and robotaxis. there is no reason to think that musk will not attempt to do the same thing with spacex/xai/twitter. \n\nwhich is to say, there is absolutely no contradiction between thinking musk is full of shit and also thinking the stock will moon. either way, no crying in the casino. |
| I got in at 185 thinking I was hot shit and it tanked AH to 176 smh. Give me 200 and I fck off until the SpaceX IPO |
| Look we got a barak ravid article on a Sunday, do regardless of what's in it, stocks will go up. Don't bother reading because is doesn't matter |
| Hold on lemme check\n\n*Checks notes*\n\nYep. That's correct |
| The fact that bears are shocked that a dip is bought up after 17 straight years of dips being bought up shows how regarded they are. You will learn ber |
| The negotiations don’t matter at all. What is in motion has already happened. Even if they open tomorrow. It has already happened, it just hasn’t been felt yet, we are going down soon unless someone magically procures 3 months of oil instantly. |
| Their missile stock is literally in the negatives. We don't know how that's even possible but it is! |
| LMAO. futes already fading after smol pp green. LMAO |
| Went from 218 to max pain of like 212,5 in 2 minute candles before close. |
| Fair enough. I'm on the "fuck reality" train now. |
| Been grabbing MU, TSM, and ASML everytime it dips. Been solid so far. |
| All things considered that was a very anticlimactic open |
| Bought 7500/7550 ES call verticals on the low of the sunday open. Still holding the 100pt iron fly at 7425. Will close the fly tomorrow once price reaches the short strikes at 7425 for a nice 30ish % gain. 🪰 |
| My money would have been better off in a HYSA |
| Hell no |
| Iran missiles didn't hit anything, it's clear this is another nothing bearger. ATH's by eow. |
| But not in this post |
| Have you asked her boyfriend to explain it to her? |
| This is the kind of high brow snark I'm here for, Nice! |
| Imagine that one wire short circuits or the software fails, or one of your clusters are running too hot and is about to overheat are you going to fly Optimus out to Mars to fix it? |
| more noodles please.. |
| Can't tell if regarded or a troll. This is the bell curve meme personified |
| The watched 🥭 never ripens 🤌 |
| Black Monday they said lol. Always inverse this regarded app |
| Give me the run down doc, how much longer do I have left to live. I overdosed on Google/amazon calls |
| There is legitimately no reason tomorrow would be green. Shit doesn’t sell off -4% just to pump again the next trading day. The funds weren’t selling just for the fun of it, it was for a good reason. Beware. |
| TRUMP SAYS NETANYAHU WILL HAVE ‘NO CHOICE’ BUT TO ACCEPT A DEAL WITH IRAN\n\n\nFutures just went Green |
| Mission Accomplished 🇺🇸 |
| Good Inflation increase chance of rate cuts (rate cuts happen only when FED meets) |
| I’m ready bro |
| They're really good at building compute clusters but they over built. Takes other companies 3 years what it took X like 2-3 months. It's a very short term advantage. Google can cancel their contract anytime |
| I was thinking i.can start producing my own chips n b like MU |
| Im a pervert but you guys are too, just not admitting it |
| Why did you just reply to your own comment telling you "fuck you?" |
| Wealthsimple. I am sure its rehypothecated to the tits or some other scheme. We shall see |
| Yeah so ur retarded |
| Green dildos |
| Ass or dick typa question |
| Okay so then what’s the pump for space/semis tomorrow? |
| There will be a pump and dump 100% but there is a chance it's already priced in and will be sold off right away. Or you can buy quickly and sell quickly. Definitely wouldn't trust it at first. |
| (Sad high five) |
| Yeah sure sparky and I’m a wizard! Lmao |
| 3D print deez nuts |
| Biggest bull trap setup, all futes blood red but US, Vix up 2%... Buls are delusional grasping at anything 🤣 |
| Maybe trump was right when he said it’s not the same over there 😂 it’s definitely more peaceful 🙂 |
| Hock Tan, please say something |
| flat |
| Futures mooning. Bers fuk again |
| A dildo |
| You missed out on gains if you were cash during this Iran bs. Bears were out trying to scare people, turns out they were just regarded (not that we didn’t know that already) |
| They didn't find water. They found ice underground... |
| investing dot com |
| Relatable |
| Tom Lee |
| Imma just eat pussy from now on |
| BTFD |
| But how is that any different from any other day. |
| Can we do $10k on corn tmrw |
| What is this crypto pump and dump lmao |
| Carbon can't go wrong, should use it for all vehicles in extreme environments and pressures like deep water. |
| Hyperliquid |
| MU back over $900 😎 |
| These futures just make Fridays move confusing. A big move down with volume and then a flat open to fitures confuses me for sure.\n\nBack to my closet I guess |
| Lol so we get dunked on for -4% and then just resume pumping. This market is pure insanity. |
| Calls on tofu .. 🪛🪱 sounds disgusting man |
| SpaceX should be banned from WSB until it actually opens on the market |
| Saved |
| On a real note, it closed at 7400, i'm seeing it is 7384 |
| Oracle great earnings + Jensen now is South Korea, new announcements tomorrow with SK Hynex |
| Got a 3d printer today on FB marketplace what should I print with it |
| Yes bro and the fact this whole thing was written by ai really makes me believe it more ‼️ |
| As long as it moves markets and has an impact on my gambling addiction then yes |
| Electric cars are gay |
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| You boys and gals ever seen multiple trillion dollar companies short squeeze in the same day |
| I repeat. The Pigeon didn't shit, and BTC is mooning.\n\nCalls. You're welcome. |
| IT'S OVERFLOWING |
| BTC GREEN......aaaaannnnnddddddd its gone. please open the casino, crypto is boring and lame |
| You have parents? Lucky |
| And an ETH rally. My toilet paper has had higher returns than ETH. Fuck you tom lee |
| rate cuts?.......i usually get pretty good drugs but send me what u got....rest of list checks out |
| Just send Iran some insider 🥭 plays and everyone wins no? |
| They're coming to anal probe you |
| Bears just stop resisting, the earlier you guys lube up to take daddy bull’s green shrek cock, the easier it will be for your anoooses |
| Calls print, puts sink |
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| Bessent dumping hot liquid seeds deep inside the futures market AND YOU'RE FUCKING BEARISH |
| Btc is back baby I ain't buying this sh1t |
| Sundar is playing 4D chess |
| Desperation |
| We like red. |
| It was abnormal to be up for 8 straight freaking weeks. A pullback was necessary to preserve the balance of the universe. Stairs up, elevators down. |
| what's it function? |
| REMEMBER: FIRST MOVE IS ONLY FAKE IF ITS RED |
| Hello darkness my old friend |
| He already distracted from Epstein, now this would be to distract from iran |
| The fuck are all of you celebrating? Futes are red af |
| (Moves hands up and down opposite of each other) |
| How did you sign up for a share in advance? |
| \# FUTES OPENING FLAT IS MORE REGARDED THAN THE FRIDAY DRILL. LMAO |
| No |
| #M3 COMP 2024\n\nOR\n\n#MODEL 3 PERFORMANCE 2026 |
| Don't need media to tell us "stealing land = bad" and "murdering people = bad" |
| It's not 0dte and it was already up 120% |
| Priced in |
| NEED A CORN RALLY |
| Why will it tank? |
| When is ORCL gonna do an offering bc OpenAi out of money |
| Do you wear a helmet when you drive your car too ? |
| Who'd actually go to mars if they can't ask grok about any and every question that comes to mind? |
| Lol |
| It's been engineered to moon at launch though, right? The main point being made is that once indexes buy in, that's the top. Early investers can bail to capture their return after holding elons bags, and once spacex posts it's first earnings, it'll be done. It's launching at 1.75T. Maybe it spikes to 2, 2.5, or 3T. It's entirerly unrealistic. It's not even worth the 1.75t. |
| nah this time that's just a simple dip buying after a 5% crash |
| !remindme 6 months |
| Puts on the marriage |
| Prolly a muddy brown bro |
| Where do you see that? Most of them are in the red now |
| We do |
| BOLS are like Bers are fucked, cooked, etc. Y’all are desperate AF. 😆 |
| And why were they even *founded* |
| Stop being red idiot |
| EVERYTHING COMPUTER! |
| You believe the shit this administration tells you? |
| Guys I drank all weekend (jk). Don’t give me hope is my portfolio saved?! |
| what's wrong with her hair?! |
| Futes not bad, I guess I am not going to cry this time. |
| 70 ain't gonna help me, I need 105 |
| The amount of ads I've seen about this IPO is just too much. |
| The good news: all former and current employees are under a staggered lockup - 90 days, 120 days, and 180 days. |
| Bull case for the next week:\n\n\- World Cup\n\n\- Space X IPO\n\n\- Good Inflation (rate cuts)\n\n\- Oracle great earnings\n\n\- Peace Deal still an option\n\n\- Birthday incoming |
| What platforn shows realtime futures? Tired of tradingview |
| u guys really think that 4% btc scam candle was bullish? LOL |
| fute's flat af. why so bullish |
| where can we see the future |
| This is the dumbest shit I've ever read. Loading up on shares and calls. |
| Thank you |
| Green or Red? |
| Yo did saylor get hard lol |
| SPY +5% TOMORROW |
| 🤣🤣🤣 hopefully you bought shares not options. Soxl will be back up in a few weeks |
| Because Friday was people being ridiculous. \n |
| What comes down must go up. |
| Bears need to stop resisting daddy bull cock |
| you see, I too can create pieces of fiction |
| https://www.investing.com/indices/nq-100-futures?cid=1175151 |
| the shovel makers are, because they are being injected with capex money. The hyperscalers are counting increase in valuations as revenue too, in an obvious financial fuckery move, but whatever.\n\nmy point still stands tho, if OpenAI/Anthropic are so promising, why aren't they yelling at us about their amazing profitability? Anthropic claimed they had ONE profitable quarter (which was an anomaly because of their accounting/deal with SpaceX, but ok)\n\nin the real world, companies are being shocked at how expensive AI is. The costs of AI are still insane. Data centers are being delayed and are extremely unpopular. \n\nif you have any way of showing me where value is actually being generated, go ahead. Afaik we are running on vibes and "AGI WILL COME SOON" or "AI WILL SUBSTITUTE EVERYONE" narratives |
| Yeah FBI this mf right here |
| obviously |
| I don’t short. Up 120k YTD. But next weeks is going to be fucking red. Your calls are cooked. |
| So use a brokerage |
| Bears get the gift of the year in Friday and that wasn't enough? You greedy bastards |
| wow the fact that these futes are fucking green basically 100% guarantees tomorrow will be a massive green day and everyones gonna make dumb amounts of money and get naked and hug each other and stuff |
| I try not to give in to financial nihilism, but by Zeus, this is really blatant.\n\nI suppose it's still somehow everybody else's fault if they fall for it and believe this deserves to materially impact the IPO outcome. |
| Dumbfuckistan should be barred from mediating anything |
| SpAIceX |
| Just pay iran the $400b and let the markets go up again |
| Im scared, just hold my pen1s |
| ILLEGAL PUMP FAKE TO THE BACK, 15 YARD PENALTY, FIRST DOWN LMAO 🤌 |
| Who fuck? |
| CORN fading SPY fading \n\nLMAOOO BULLS 🤌🤌🤌\n |
| U fAciST! |
| How about a profitable company led by someone that doesn't alienate half the customer base? |
| 🍻🏳️🌈 |
| fuck u guys |
| There are things in life most folk don’t have access to. Unannounced business plans like this are no different. |
| Dude is a bum. |
| What do you mean by corn. Corn futures aren't even trading yet ?\n\nOr am I missing something |
| Rejected. Time to find a nice tent city to move into. |
| Is the pump in the room with us? Israel already getting told off. 🥭 will destroy the whole word to keep oil under 90 til november |
| Investing.com |
| 2% green day would be pure comedy after Friday |
| Do I get my McBULL happy meal toy? |
| Which website do you use to check |
| oh you are right, it is now 21 pence. sorry. |
| S&P will open tonight +2% and then be down 3% EOD tomorrow |
| It’s just comical at this point |
| Is for me |
| Isn’t that what we all want? |
| Lmao Bers |
| Shorting oil this week |
| 🌽 70 EOW |
| This shit is flat af, no use looking at it until Asia opens (I’m all-in SOXL from the dip on Friday and shitting bricks) |
| We have 14 hours before market opens.\n\nNot only that but two of the worst selloffs I've ever seen happened after screaming green futures, and vice versa.\n\nYou got to remember futures traders are just a different set of regards.\n\nThe real move is always during the live session |
| Another bull trap just like Thursday in the AH. |
| war over, welcome world peace |
| Futes red across the board, Monday could still be a bad day |
| I last read it had double the request for available shares. So it'll go up |
| Flat |
| Screw worms crossed the Mexican border bad new for bulls |
| Investing.com\n\nYahoo doesn't update until an hour or 2 from now |
| Ok peasant |
| Yep and not chasing |
| I signed up for 1 share so that i don't miss the train. Either it will be up 2000% or down 2000%. Happy either way |
| If the shoe fits... |
| None of yall can prove mangoman ever said no new wars!\n\nWe don’t have the technology. |
| Buttcorn doing butt things |
| Pump like Allbirds |
| Everything aside the oil action been totally fake I wonder how long shorting it can last |
| Can you show me on this earnings report doll where the bad thing happened? |
| corn cooking... risk on |
| Oil pumping everything else is fake |
| Some of you here are not acting and just being goofy, but truly retarded 🤌🏻 |
| Guh |
| For the love of god please |
| Investing |
| Will they generate the same heat in that environment? |
| 20pence |
| RIP |
| Bullish on oil and dollar is possibly the stupidist thing to do \n\nOne is on opposite direction to other \n\nThe broker will most likely label yer account as joker \n\nBecause you end paying brokers fee on both as well as overnight fee \n\nAnd you will have to sell both trades at - nPL for the same commission you paid \n\nHonestly dumb AF |
| Now that is a shrektastic reversal |
| Recycling news? |
| Wtf does the probability of a sandwich gotta do with my shorts |
| Are we red or green lil. Whats spy at |
| Doubtful |
| Theyre calling it the 6/7 effect |
| Honestly if I believed that there were actually aliens they wanted to inform us about I'd probably consider this a possible theory, with tail risk level odds. However I believe the administration is largely grifting for now. I guess we will see soon! |
| Lots of bullish comments getting downvoted. Thats means calls it is |
| Where are you guys seeing futures? Yahoo finance isnt updating |
| Risk on mf |
| He would've used the info already to distract from Epstein. |
| LMAO when overnight opens bears actually will suffocate from the green. LMFAO |
| Because it makes no sense for stock to go down. Stock only go up especially AI stock |
| Hey Bears, I like my fries fresh with a side of bbq dip |
| dead. all in semi puts.\n\n |
| Bulls: Bovine anatomy features a fibroelastic structure. In mature bulls, this organ is quite long, typically measuring between 80 to 100 (3 feet long dong) centimeters. This length is necessary for their specific reproductive biological functions.\n\nBears: Bears have much smaller reproductive anatomy relative to their body size. Their physiology includes a specialized bone called a baculum. The length of this bone varies by species but generally ranges from approximately 13 to 18 centimeters (5 inch micro pp) |
| The Truth is out there |
| Fake Coins flying🟢🟢🟢 |
| Is the V in the room with us right now? |
| still not as bad as when he pretended to be a god gamer in poe 2 on a boosted account |
| 🙋uh, is there a discrepancy between investing.com's futures and cnbc's i'm not understanding?\n\n \nedit: i looked it up, christ, much longer answer than i expected |
| This will open +1% |
| Qs 4.99% tmrw? |
| All this because arab diddy couldn't keep his Microsoft in his rag 😒 CALLS on KEEL |
| Huge green dildo from Bitcoin. \n\nPrepare for a green Monday. |
| Bullbros, it’s not reversing… |
| Two words, money plane\n\nI mean, hyper loop, with a Data center on it, or some thing |
| Investing.com has it |
| That candle on corn is called immediate regret. |
| Because it is fake |
| Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen.\n\n\-D llama |
| That dog water coin will give that little pump right back, it legit has zero spine atm. |
| I want to full port AMZN 250 calls for August. I know I’m stupid, but is this really stupid? Or kind of alright? |
| Green by open |
| https://preview.redd.it/jy6q1xghrx5h1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b2a364cf5f18ec4dfb9071fcdb6f7685bb45aa |
| Each has it's own "worse and bad" \n \nIran will be less likely to massacre it's minorities but more likely to suppress and murder their civilians or other populations civilians for achieving their goals\n\nIsreal less likely to suppress it's jewish citizens but it will ethnically cleanse an entire population sometimes for "defensive" i.e. "we suspect there "might" be hamas members so we will kill everyone in close approximately just to be sure" reasons and sometimes direct for their modern lebensraum in Palestine in Syria and soon in Lebanon \n\nUS is just military industrial complex they would sell all their allies for profit in old times this was limited to non western allies now it is for everyone |
| Why don’t you tell me the price of futes on open 20 minutes ago and tell me the price now. |
| Deal Watch 2026 |
| Green bitches! |
| Oh that’s the 80X method I’ve been hearing about. I only know how to 10X my money, but one day I’ll get up to your level! |
| At least you didn't go all in because of some guy's fantasy football projection like I did last month |
| Please just save my MSFT bags lmao |
| I believe officially Lebanon, but maybe secretly Hezbollah |
| asia will pump this shit in 2 hours buy overnight if you can. |
| yes |
| Whoa, why are futures red |
| Is this a takeout |
| Gap 😅 down all bulls 🤡 Washout |
| Could imagine being a bear for even 1 day |
| FUTES GREEN! BERS IN SHAMBLES!! |
| Finally spy 500 futes green |
| Oh we fokd bulls |
| did you link your own blog? |
| A few times a week, maybe 7-9 times I guess |
| We open at 751 cocksuckers |
| I shoulda bought the dip |
| About to be green |
| Yea I saw like 63k to 64k in seconds |
| Nice bear traps setting up. |
| Which website do you use to check |
| What do you mean ripping? They're down |
| Face melting reversal tomorrow to trap everyone 🤣 |
| Corn is ripping. BOLS looking for any hope. |
| 4%? Those are rookie numbers. |
| You wouldnt know its flat sunday night futures the way y'all sucking on their titties ^^^like ^^^you ^^^wanted ^^^me |
| Friday was a fluke, dumb shit for brain bears |
| Never bet against tech, right? |
| Where were you during the bear market of June 5th, 2026? |
| Second gen roadster come out yet? Oh…. Uh… no? Release date was supposed to be 2020…. |
| Is that Jason 😂 |
| Bears in denial. 2% qqq bounce coming |
| "I call the shots, Netanyahu doesn't call the shots." - guy who doesn't call any shots and sleep-sharts in every cabinet meeting. |
| okay im a bull but all this fuck u bears will bite us in the ass lol |
| Im pretty ok at it but i think you confirmed the rise well. Caught a quick 150 in profit. Hard part is letting the price come to you. |
| congrats to all the dip buyers |
| 🐻 FUK is confirmed |
| Deal locked in.\n\nWe fly |
| This but Zimbabwe dollars |
| Should not have bought on Friday :/ |
| Liquidating shorts |
| Is that why he can't afford a decent haircut? |
| This but unironically |
| Apparently Sailor Moon was tweeting like he was going to buy again soon. Probably just trying to manipulate the price up on the low volume and get some momentum. |
| https://www.investing.com/indices/nq-100-futures?cid=1175151 |
| Definitely moving up compared to 20 mins ago |
| Another week of rotation from bear into bull pocket ahead. |
| Every time I make a trade I just assume Hunter Biden is my counter party |
| You've been calling the top for 6 months 😭😭 |
| ALMOST SHREK TIME BOIS |
| Black Monday followed by mid week recovery in time for SPCX on Friday |
| I only like to short at the EMAs algos/hedgefunds use for stop loss fuckery on higher time frames. \n\nNo. They don’t use cute EMAs like 200. They consistently use weird numbers that are seemingly noise to the average trader like 78ema. |
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| no NO NO THE MARKET IS NOT BEHAVING RATIONALLY THIS IS BULLSHIT |
| Which one? I see red. |
| yes please |
| Lmfao futes ripping. Imagine being a bear for more than one day. Lmfao |
| Maybe he'll build a conjunction junction? |
| Don’t forget about CPI though |
| I see no green. y'all are on the wrong charts |
| because bears always lose. First time? |
| Got it we gonna print 2 trillion to buy stocks |
| I think this is the most infallible rule out there |
| Is that Pink or Fergie? |
| Buy the dip buy the dip buy the dip |
| bers thot |
| Ber fuk lmaoooo 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽 |
| The bailout is getting ready LMAO |
| You didn't actually think melon was gonna IPO in a red week, did you? Lmao |
| Bitcoin WTF |
| fuck i'm going bankrupt tomorrow 9:30 |
| Friday oversold. Monday green. Tuesday taco day. Market ATH Tuesday and Wednesday |
| V, into shrek dildo, into lord farquad dildo, into war ceasefire again, new ATH |
| True! |
| lol bears stop resisting |
| Bears are fucked |
| The heck is going on with BTC? Went from +1.5 to +4.5% in a half second |
| It says it right in the pic the OP posted, either can cancel |
| How in the fuck are futes recovering |
| I feel such an insane relief futes aren’t down -2.5% |
| Just wait, giv it 3 hours and you see it a different location 🤣 |
| Took only 20 minutes for futes to be in green. Lmao |
| TECH FUTES GREEN LFG |
| Blowing shit up to build data centers duh |
| Lube up |
| bull returns over last 3 months: 85%\n\nber logic: hahahah it went red for 2 days it’s over bull idiots |
| We need to unleash Becky Quick on him |
| Hirro Korea! Prease pumpy |
| MARKET IS UP AGAIN |
| Bull: A bull's penis can reach up to 3 feet (approximately 90 cm) in length.\n\nBear: The penis size of a male bear is significantly smaller, typically ranging from 7 to 10 inches (18 to 25 cm). |
| He's not. He is, however, yelling quite obnoxiously |
| Truly regarded, you belong here |
| Holy fucking corn |
| Doubt it frankly |
| Pigeon didn't shit, and BTC is mooning.\n\nCalls. |
| Futes already green. Lmao bers 🤣🤣 |
| How bad is this market gonn dump |
| Hey - bring an extra 6 pack for the fridge. You ran out twice last week. \n\nTruly. \n\nYour wife’s boyfriend |
| OKLO in at 41 and out at 174 in around 4 months. |
| What a beautiful V |
| IM THE BIGGEST BULL IN THE WORLD |
| Then another big dip like Friday? |
| BER are fucked |
| actually though |
| There really needs to be a raceto0 subreddit for some of yall |
| US government wants stake in AI stocks\n\nLMAOOOOOOOOOO |
| Yeah clean up your desk you disgusting slob |
| Pumping cause the institutions need a rug pull to recoup their losses |
| First move is always fake, idiots. |
| Bear market canceled, bears |
| This |
| they still have to fake it a bit before going vertical, as if everyone wasn't going to rush back to semis |
| shrektilian corn candles! |
| Axios: bigly green tomorrow |
| I TOLD YOU EITHER UP OR DOWN |
| See you on Monday at the open |
| Bitcoin mooning |
| Can we just skip the next 4 days and go right to the SpaceX IPO disaster |
| Temporary moon. Will go back down later this week |
| Wow corn going all the way to 64 maybe. Lol |
| Futes about to moon judging by BTC |
| Next year!!! |
| Why??? As a holder I'd love to know lol |
| I love him. I think it's just a joke |
| First of all, I do not believe the "greater Israel project" nonsense.\n\nSecond, if you actually do want to go there, then you are simply wrong- both Jordan and Egypt are part of the biblical geographical space that Israel counts as "greater Israel", as well as Gaza which as mentioned, Israel withdrew from that piece of land, why did they do that then if this "project" is in effect?\n\nStop spewing BS, there is no "greater Israel project" and when neighbouring countries will focus more on living in peace instead of destroying Israel, they will get peace, just like with Egypt and Jordan. |
| vmbot do your thing |
| Meh |
| I’ve attempted to trade these for the past year and I’m basically even lol. |
| he refinanced |
| https://preview.redd.it/26pgke0pqx5h1.png?width=2940&format=png&auto=webp&s=71b94b707107073b63890658de8def1b9db5aa9f\n\ncareful w/ shorts - higher probability of a melt at 29k NQ |
| upwards |
| ATH by Wednesday lmao |
| At least 1 regard here is going to lose everything this week just because no pdt |
| hard to trust pumps these days on futures and crypto though lol |
| Anyone wants to check futures prices , investing is free app no need for account registration nothing . \n\nLook for commodities \n\nAnd you will find major commodities |
| Alright think I'm dipping from the thread - you can smell the sweaty anxiety-laced cheeto grease coming off the people's keyboards here |
| Bop the bers. Screw the bers. Twist the bers. Pump it |
| That’s it pump virgin again |
| In the words of the late great P!nk: I'mmmm coming up so you better get this party started |
| I am sure many bitcoin bers got liquidated in that god candle |
| dip for ants |
| Buying intel 18 months ago. |
| Tech futes already gone from -0.62% to -0.09% lmao we're going to be so green tomorrow |
| and plenty of moonshine |
| lol, ber so fuk |
| 🍊 rage quit an interview LMAO |
| Futes crashing |
| But the concepts of frameworks of negotiations may come unraveled! |
| Hezbollah did not even exist until the 1980s. Israel has been invading and attacking Lebanon since the 1970s.\n\n\nKeep hiding that post history, Mossad bot. |
| Bitcoin going to $1mil |
| Did you get your questions answered now that it’s been 1 hr of waiting in the drive through gooning with your jizz breath? \n\nSir this is the Wendy’s drive through can you please pull your car forward and place an order and stop guzzling the cup with the word “loads” written on it in sharpie? |
| Corn can go up as fast as it can go down |
| In 5 years /s |
| This hurt me even lol |
| Omg futures morning my spy 780c expiring Monday is gonna print |
| Korn candle |
| $HOOD back to 100 ?!?! |
| Mega btc pump. Holy fook! |
| Bc he strongly opposes their polo ticks, LMAO |
| We’re going so green |
| Why is Bitcoin mooning? Aren't people done with that Ponzi scheme and now on the spce(x) one? |
| Already recovering. Bers really thought |
| PÖMP UEEET |
| Bullish on gold |
| yeah, sure, retard |
| If you’re bullish on oil and the dollar you are a bear wearing bull horns |
| PUMP IT |
| 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 |
| You said that day..... |
| President Trump says Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu will have "no choice" but to accept a US deal with Iran, because he "calls the shots," per FT. |
| what a moron |
| Now it’s too bullish sell |
| 🌽 mooning? Bers in shambles |
| Gonna be green soon |
| https://preview.redd.it/ftygg84lqx5h1.jpeg?width=1376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=381e521e97bed1af080ab32b03a16c0d789c4927 |
| Coke cola stock is something i am investing in. I think it is a very strong stock during red market times. Coke cola is drank worldwide.\n\n\nI am voo, coke cola. Schd and chill. |
| Looks flat AF so far lmao |
| They bought the btc dip |
| The Stink knows all 🔮 |
| Futes stop trying to go green. We're fukt. Act like it!! |
| AVGO get your ahhh back to 400 now |
| Mango vs. Big Yahu shaping up. The entertainment never ends. |
| Calls baby |
| Futures are jargon now \n\nSome red some green \n\nMixed signal |
| Btc to 100k by open 🤡 |
| bers will never learn |
| Looks like the collapse is imminent. I'd like to sell my position. It's ~~$1.3 Billion~~ $12 Dollars......Sure, I'll hold. |
| He meant 2026 and he meant total market cap 150k |
| And there are the green dildos I ordered |
| Just heard the news, RIP Joe |
| 🌽 is mooning |
| Notice how the emoji is red? |
| What’s the answer |
| Why tf is btc looning |
| Bruh that chart looks like it took the stairs down and then decided to take the elevator to the basement. My calls are absolutely cooked right now but I'm still holding because apparently I hate money. The fact we're seeing Jun 2026 futures getting this much action tells me someone knows something or everyone's just panic buying protection. Either way my portfolio is about to get real educational in the next hour. |
| BTC pumping rn. Markets will be green 🔮 |
| Bul may never recover |
| GOD CANDLE |
| No one is making revenue? Lmao |
| Same so close to buying ETHU on Friday, but just couldn't handle the risk after what that session did to my port |
| fuck it, I'm in balls deep, with all the cash in my brokerage, anyway. |
| If Epstein was a mossad blackmail op, I guess he did a terrible job |
| 🙂 |
| I'm talking about for more than a day, ya dork |
| if futes become green, we are saved |
| We are so back |
| It’s remarkable how chill oil has been |
| It is giving that vibe isn't it? No side has a decisive advantage. 🥭's ego won't let him walk away, in the same way Putin's won't let him stop either. \n\nFuck knows what will happen if the Strait of Hormuz is closed for 4 years. |
| 🥭: "I call the shots, he doesn't call the shots, I call all the shots" |
| I LOVE BEING A BULL |
| all this fear mongering by these bozos and we're down 0.2%? lmao |
| man I wish we got 24/7 trading so these futes would just die already |
| By which date? |
| Didn’t he saves those astronauts that NASA stranded? |
| 30 or 40 |
| did it sizzle on the way in? |
| That's not even a fragment of an answer for what I'm asking from the dude. |
| Holy corn |
| bitcoin is flying. |
| # BERS TRAPPED IN PUTS THEY BOUGHT AT THE BOTTOM ON FRIDAY |
| Just enough to make no difference for your calls. |
| its called a consumer staple....those and healthcare and true utility stocks always do well when the market tanks...they are considered safe for a reason... the fact u dont know this is alarming....check days when micron is up 150 pts, coke rising those days?....no... |
| RIP your puts |
| Btc shrek |
| Why does everyone hate Joe Rogan here? |
| Corn🥵🥵🥵 |
| I'm celebrating bcs oil already printed money for me and closed position, now I wait for it to go down and buy again 😁👍 |
| quiet piggy |
| Is this 🌽 rip real right now? Spy gonna hit aths tomorrow |
| Btc shot up 2k I think futures will be green |
| "This ship can't sink"\n\nShe's made of calls sir, I assure you she can. And she will. |
| BEARS YOU FUCKING RETARDS LMAAOOOO |
| Didn't he start an ETH treasury company (similar to Strategy) too?\n\n |
| futes recovering fast, from -0.38%, now to -0.12%. |
| eh well I guess we'll see, if their whole valuation hinges on it and they are sure to fail this is an easy short |
| It’ll trade off of lock up timing more than any business fundamentals for months. |
| Speak idiot |
| OPEN THE CASINO |
| Not a bear but had a put. Can hopefully get out with 20% profit or something |
| COIN for less leverage |
| Calls on ber-anal-lube |
| Futures will go green at some point and then chop around flat land, if I had to guess |
| Get fucked you anti corn balls |
| My wife's boyfriend says I need to move out |
| Following correlation, and recent fillings, I’m looking at MSTR puts |
| what the fuck did just happen to 🌽 |
| The Japanese, Germans and Brazilians all have a knack for making really weird porn... |
| Proof? |
| holy shit 🌽 |
| Omg the gap up fakeout on oil and the dollar get fucking DESTROYED |
| Just look at that bull cock |
| WE GOING GREEN FR FR |
| Watched for a few minutes good call. |
| This feels like the origin story for Wall-E. |
| It’s just selection bias |
| Deal imminent, they just wanted the last laugh |
| As it pumps, early investors are unlocked and can sell there shares, so it will never pump |
| Quietly? XAI made this clear like a year ago no? |
| BULL-CANO EURPTION INCOMING |
| Bears celebrating way too early. Already Ving and we should be down a lot more after Friday and the recent news. Can't stop this bull run chumps. |
| Keep hiding that post history, Mossad bot.\n\n\n> Osama bin Laden's rationale for the 9/11 attacks\n\n\n> Decades later, the siege was cited by Osama bin Laden as a major reason for the September 11, 2001 attacks.[16]\n\n\n> "God knows it did not cross our minds to attack the Towers, but after the situation became unbearable—and we witnessed the injustice and tyranny of the American-Israeli alliance against our people in Palestine and Lebanon—I thought about it. And the events that affected me directly were those of 1982 and the events that followed—when America allowed the Israelis to invade Lebanon, helped by the U.S. Sixth Fleet. As I watched the destroyed towers in Lebanon, it occurred to me to punish the unjust the same way: to destroy towers in America so it could taste some of what we were tasting and to stop killing our children and women."\n\n\n— Osama bin Laden, 2004[17]\n\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Beirut |
| Nobody knows what to fucking do lol |
| I requested 40 shares since everyone is telling me to not buy I know it'll go up a fuck ton. |
| Bears are gonna wish they had sold their puts friday. |
| yes, just like that |
| We are 10 min from green |
| Nothing has changed, no way the market is tanking on Iranian missiles. |
| At that point, the market will cease to exist |
| Welp.\n\n***extremely loud fart*** |
| https://preview.redd.it/3h5zc8e6qx5h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78fc245e6fcdb27bac2f5c7a3cd78c36562bdceb\n\n |
| Hear me out, what if we tied the amount of free money we send to Israel directly to the performance of the US stock market? Would Natty behave then? |
| # Already V'ing bers fukd |
| lol down .5 is the sweet spot at 6pm Sunday, looks like we might be up 2.5% by lunch. |
| The bullcase is Trump being corrupted |
| they'll just pull mars closer\n\nputting people on the surface is only the first step, then you bring in some ropes and... |
| I believe we might see a 744ish open tomorrow. What happens after that? No clue |
| I've never seen a stock drop 100% in a single s session. I wonder if SpaceSex can change that soon? 🤔 |
| Lmfao shrek cock already coming in. |
| Thnx for award |
| I want to eat an entire tray of cookies. I will be making SOME type of gains. |
| lol bers cooked |
| I bet this guy does two chicks at once |
| SPCX will save us |
| Oh if only |
| The last time this sub was convinced an IPO would flop this much was RDDT just something to consider |
| Great advice |
| I mean, if you're just going to dismiss AI, then yes there is no serious bull case. Because AI is the entire bull case. |
| I wouldn’t put all your eggs in one basket , maybe place a polymarket bet that you’ll be arrested for fraud as a hedge |
| Never if you live with them |
| >TRUMP SAYS NETANYAHU WILL HAVE ‘NO CHOICE’ BUT TO ACCEPT A DEAL WITH IRAN\n\n**PEACE DEALS AND RATE CUTS**\n\n**THEN WAR AND WTI 150** |
| My man sounds like a big r/cumsluts fan (lol if you’ve been here long enough that shit was constantly referenced on people’s gain porn posts) |
| Same. As I like to say: Fuck Tom Lee. But also listen to what he says. |
| Here comes the V. \n\nBer r fuk! |
| I’ll keep it simple. Fk fElon, fk spaceX and fk tesler |
| Just opened the strait of my asshole into the toilet and it was bloody red. Calls. |
| RIP Joe Rogan |
| With blackjack and hookers? |
| Ceasefire say what |
| Perfect. I'm going to steal this one! |
| Bols are fuked |
| -99% red source are telling me |
| Best case scenario green Monday to trap bols and blood on the streets Tuesday. \nWorst case scenario, pants are shit an open. |
| Why did Mamdani have to do this |
| Yes, as her name is Bedroom Plane |
| It’s funny because Reddit is wrong! |
| Ask and you shall receive. I wish I was joking….\n\nhttps://www.axios.com/2026/06/07/trump-israel-iran-missile-attack |
| like once a week is caring |
| space x. BUY BUY BUY |
| Lmao when I see all the bears making very long post explaining why we going down I know ....my calls are safe 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Is this what he meant by a deal being close |
| I ask them no questions, they give me no answers |
| I tried to buy ice cream from him once in Turkey, he kept pulling it away from me every time I tried to take it, and he laughed and laughed. Fuck that guy. |
| Smells bearish in here, calls |
| WE DON'T DO LOGIC HERE. |
| They’re futures, 5 people have access to them |
| wasn't this last month's news\n\noh wait, it's every month's news |
| remember:\n\n1) always buy the dip\n\n2) the further out of the money you go, the cheaper calls become so you can buy a crazy amount of them\n\n3) margin is basically free money\n\n4) the higher the risk on your trades, the cooler you become to everyone around\n\n5) if you only feel leveraged to the ankles, its not enough\n\n6) only DD thats important is breast size\n\n7) futures are a fool proof way to predict the next days market, unless they are red\n\nBONUS TIP: dont ever trade futes, just look at them and comment "the futes are futing" so that people without access to futes charts can know whats going on too 👌🏻 |
| If all the numbers are bullshit like unemployment staying flat? Yea right - open your LinkedIn and it’s just a waterfall of open to work and layoff announcements. 30% of my network is out of work. |
| yeah it actually had some smart people on it pre covid |
| You sir are wise and a gentleman. |
| The ayatollah came up to me with tears in his eyes and said Sir, I need a cease fire, sir. Please sir i know you're the best at cease fires everyone says it. |
| Oil prices surge, everything is fucked |
| Ai will pop when mag 7 stop pumping 100s of billions into that shit |
| Already.. LMAO. |
| Looks like V |
| Nasdaq is up 13% YTD numb nuts\n |
| I agree with your rightful recognition of his good moves, but BMNR is down 55% on the 6mo. |
| Dunno what your talking about tech is green |
| Futures mean nothing nowadays until market open |
| Oil fading lmao |
| Bers pissing me off! 😡 |
| Ur mom |
| Totally normal behavior from a leader when asked about the war he claims he already won and there's a ceasfire\n\n[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl\_dFfSDTQQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl_dFfSDTQQ)\n\n*(Day 100, and counting)* |
| Oh boy |
| The question is will I recover my Friday losses? |
| Do not buy SpaceX. That will solve all the concerns. |
| Everyone's crying about how bearish it is, calls it is |
| Looks like futures opened slightly lower |
| Buy more calls |
| How frequently does a 30 or 40 year old guy call their parents? |
| Bought FB when it dipped to 90$ a few years ago. Sold quickly when it hit 130$ 🫣 |
| Yeah going to be a bloodbath. War escalation could not have come at a worse time with the jobs data |
| shut up nerd |
| The boy has lasted alot longer than he should have but this insane market keeps bailing his ass out. \n\nNow? Now I must bow before him. He has out called me and I'm a big enough man to admit it\n |
| Yes as long as its not in the casino |
| Barak already sent like 50 tweets that peace deal is coming before wednesday |
| Is the pump resumed monday open? |
| Small in comparison to the size of the company |
| Space is cold dumbass |
| I mean if there was a best moment to spew out your best bullshit, this was it, so it's hardly surprising |
| Nope |
| Thank you |
| Retirement accounts make up a pretty small amount of the total market |
| the sun is shining on my naked body as I down these coronas. I lost 30k last friday and I’m still not over it. 100k left |
| Yes |
| Just the top 10%. |
| You know it |
| Bailouts are bullcase right? |
| Calls |
| AI can’t save ur portfolio lmaooo 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽 |
| Absolutely correct. I cannot give up my Costco Mexican Coke. I am addicted. |
| I’m not saying it’s impossible that all of physics is wrong I’m saying Elon isn’t the person who’s gonna figure that out. |
| Monday news: nasdaq goes in correction fastest ever in just 2 days\n\nTuesday news: Nasdaq reaches all time high fastest from a correction in just 1 day |
| It's fine. Once we get everything installed on Mars we'll just be 5 years away from reducing system latency to 5ms. |
| Shut up dude |
| What better way to celebrate the 100th day |
| Fear is set, bear’s parading, shrek cock inbound |
| i’m scared to let kospi dictate the move |
| \-.4% already. Won't be surprised if this is 2-3% red by open. Bad news keep piling up. |
| The one you're typing now... |
| This is the guy who called Bitcoin at $1,000 when that sounded insane and called the V-shaped COVID and after the tariffs almost perfectly before anyone else on the street had the nerve to. That’s not luck, that’s pattern recognition.\nThe Ethereum call is the real one. He was pushing ETH as an institutional asset in his Fundstrat notes years before it was fashionable, and that thesis is now playing out. BlackRock, JPMorgan, Franklin Templeton, Fidelity all building on it. Joseph Chalom left one of the best seats at BlackRock to go all in on ETH. Etherealize raised $40M from Paradigm to build TradFi infrastructure on Ethereum, founded by Morgan Stanley and Deutsche Bank veterans. It might take a minute but my guess is he might be right on Eth in the end |
| Have you try? |
| Whos the futes? |
| Throwing a hotdog down a hallway |
| Market finally pricing in the stupidity. It's over |
| AI has the most wiggle room to claim future earnings since no one really has a clue how big cloud AI companies will be in the future. ISPs are already a known quantity, and it's hard to argue that Starlink is a trillion dollar venture when Verizon's less than a fifth of that |
| it tracks real futes no delay |
| You both may get your wish in turn. Which order it happens is another question, though.\n\nCould immediately drop as insiders dump (is there a lockout?) and then hit a path to recovery because Tesla stock physics.\n\nCould also rip to the moon on the excitement and then crash and burn there are no more greater fools, with insiders carefully unloading in the meantime. |
| So far, futures aren't horrible. Could be a lot worse. Let's see where they are in the morning. |
| I have a bridge to sell you, guaranteed returns |
| Spacex will go to the moon and crater like a meteor impact shortly after….reward for your greed |
| Space datacenter is the new snake oil |
| bols are grasping to straws at this point.\n\nFuck futes. Let's be real for a moment. Not even trying to bait, but wtf is the bull case for the next year?\n\nhormuz crisis is not even done yet, the problems only get worse. Inflation, yields, rate hikes, yadada. Just look at all other energy crisis in history, recession follows.\n\nwtf is AI going to do? ROI questions are becoming more prominent. NO ONE except nvidia/chip makers is making revenue, and that revenue is circular financing/capex from the hyperscalers. Stories about companies backtracking from AI are becoming more popular everyday. No fucking one wants data centers near them. If anyone believes AGI is coming, I have a bridge to sell you.\n\nwe've watched companies 10x like it's nothing. Take some profits and stop being so greedy |
| Pretty much everything did buddy |
| I’m looking at MNQ or MES |
| Where do you get that info? |
| Please define "official language" and its consequences. |
| It’s ok to be a gay bear who likes anal. It’s really on brand this month |
| Instructions unclear, opening a Wendy’s franchise location |
| It goes with rum |
| Russel brand conversion to Christianity |
| Green at open |
| #FLAT AND GAY |
| The strait needs to be opened or the bond and oil markets are going to throw a tantrum again. |
| Can't wait till AI replaces 90% of corporate jobs and then there will be no one allocating money into their 401Ks. Who will buy stocks at that point? |
| Facts let me not jinx it |
| Brother it's 2 click away literally |
| Chick tells me her body count is >100. I almost didn't want to stick it in anymore, almost. |
| Love how everyone shit on me for being a bear because I bought puts last week and held thru the weekend… yall realize you can play both sides right? |
| # Bol anoos getting G@PED. Have fun being poor 😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Yeah after a large move up its expected a retrace, so the move can *or* may continue. \n\nand don't you ever call me buddy again I'll rock your fucking shit online |
| Someone call up Axios we need an article before markets open. |
| I remember there was a day in 2008 when they closed the market or didn’t open it because it was too volatile |
| It's literally flat. It's "red" but that's not accounting for AH Friday. That's the real answer. Exactly where we were Friday.\n\nedit\n\nhttps://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures |
| It happened friday...... |
| Internet is still working |
| Trump will announce war on aliens the day of the ipo. You saw it here first. |
| **Israel’s far-right minister Ben-Gvir says ‘Tehran must burn’** |
| futes blood red\n\ndeeply concerned for bull this week |
| Puts on your wife. |
| Why wouldn’t they? It’s worked more and more everytime he’s said something extreme. The more ridiculous it was the more he got paid.\n\nHis investors and the market are literally training him to do it. |
| Please green when I buy |
| Time to sit down and watch my favorite show on the TV. It’s called ES and it’s so fucking well written. |
| The point is this analogy doesn’t work, at least when applied at scale. Unless you’re the Fed this mechanism applies to everyone and is nonsensical. How do you get a billion dollar loan in the first place? Why doesn’t every redditor just do it then? |
| I’d say that’s still flat.. |
| Yikes... fucked |
| I came off weed with meth. Ymmv |
| We need $500b in buy backs, what are they doing with the money? |
| ? Semis literally dropped like a rock friday buddy |
| Party like it’s 1990! |
| Is it the end yet |
| Is it jover? |
| Nice |
| Don’t want to |
| deal close tweets incoming monday 8am |
| Bers think futures matters. \n\nLol by morning trump will tweet about final deal and ATH |
| # EVERYBODY RUN WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE |
| cash 💵 gang |
| bull r fuk lmaooo 💅🏽💅🏽 |
| Bull credit spread. Works well most days. He’s not completely cooked, he can roll this out to avoid a loss. |
| Can circuit breakers happen pre market? |
| need this dead cat to bounce! |
| We're green? ATH by open incoming. |
| Go all in 0dte until you become a billionaire or homeless. No in between. You’re welcome |
| Sure bud 😉 |
| This. Zero chance rates get raised with 🥭 involved. They’ll just stand pat. No cut, no raise. Buy the dips fools. Everyone got so used to seeing Green Day after day the minute you give them a red day the world is over 🤡. |
| The idea is regarded but the article is highly regarded, the fuck space can be incredibly cold. Anyway too much i must buy |
| Bear trap futes bear trap |
| More specifically, survival rates increase when humans detect err on the side of seeing more threats and danger than there actually is |
| Israel doesnt even care about Israelis |
| Guys today is 6/7 and no one told me |
| Berkshire has owned a bunch of Coke for ages |
| All the friday losses made perma bols hallucinate |
| So it's down basically what it was at 8pm on Friday, how exhilarating. |
| Nobody cares about facts anymore; it is about whether one can sell the news/idea to cause the stock to moon so the wealthly/insiders can sell and get rich while retail investors lose out. |
| Soooooo leveraged googly is the play till Xmas then |
| One of these days oil and the markets will move in the same direction. Are you ready for that day? |
| Let me guess, penned by Barak Ravid? Clownshoes mouthpiece of the Epstein regime. |
| futes are actually not too bad all things considered ig |
| That's not what happened. Amzn literally started a drag net pulling the entire market to the moon dumbass. |
| https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures\n\nYou could look for yourself |
| Wait until they all dump it before the general public can get out (usual 90 day hold). |
| this literally has nothing to do with the AI trade you sound uninformed. |
| Is sitting in the corner crying an option? |
| Barron we ain’t mad you’re winning, just take us along for the ride |
| The futures are open, and ur ass is looking at "weekend tech" index |
| Going lower, oh well, better prices right? |
| Because these countries are not part of the greater israel project. |
| Tomorrow red confirmed |
| lol |
| Looks like I’m taking a nap in the middle of the road gang |
| Hodl |
| Monkey |
| https://preview.redd.it/3zer6031px5h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a86c744381169c3178f0ad47f3cf0c9fdedf9c3f |
| Hey Chanos |
| Heh I thought we won the war months ago |
| Yep. $7500 looks like easy money but then you never know what can happen, and he needs a plan for days like these. |
| Spy futes gay |
| Doesn't matter - these guys have another 300k to gamble. |
| https://preview.redd.it/hdm66udzox5h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=870a717b4c4f29af4ab8dd81014301ee945565a5 |
| Tomorrow is gonna be fucking red isn't it? The ai bubble is over people. Get out or get puts. |
| # Too much bol hopium in this market still. Lets take this shit down to -50%. Disgusting cucks. 🤮 |
| Ok I looked and I am bored now. Gonna go jerk off. |
| Puts printing 😁💸 |
| I cant wait for elon to go on stage say space ai data center 80 times and pump stocks (they are stupid idea sea based data servers have actually been tested and work better in some ways but you vant dual pump ai and space stock with that) |
| The only futes I see mooning are crypto futes... oil, and Canada at 0.01%. What the hell are you guys looking at |
| Us 500 down -0.40% and tech 100 down -0.37% there u go |
| Uppies? |
| 2 hours too early to celebrate. Semi's will dictate the move, and that'll be determined by the KOSPI tonight. |
| ... and here are my PayPal deets\n\nScore is a score tho, gratz |
| And why were they firing at Israel? |
| what? were futes already a bull trap |
| what? |
| Reading this thread you would assume it was up 5% lmao |
| Lmao already Ving. Tech was -0.6% at 6 and is now -0.26% |
| He reminds me of a late 90's phone psychic that can always focus on what he gets right and never what he gets wrong. He recently said high oil is bullish for the US economy which is just moronic. Oil & gas are such a small % of GDP today and high oil will drive inflation and interest rates up. When the SPR drops to critical levels and oil spikes, the market will not be going up. |
| Coinbase being added to the sp500. Turned $500 into $1,800+ overnight...sheer luck honestly. |
| Futures fine. 50th black Monday this year |
| Uh.. who was flying there? Their soccer team is going to be really upset I guess. |
| 79 yrs old retarded lmaoooo the only time bro isn’t asleep is on the golf course lmaooooooo |
| IDK fam, this YEN situation looks like a fking disaster |
| 100% win rate, never wrong, insider, but zero proof of it each time that meme is posted. Got it. |
| Right now, my company is cutting back on all expenses to pay for GPUs\n\nWe are not allowed to order pens anymore, everything must be typed up or we have to buy our own pens. |
| Your calls are going to zero mate. |
| vacations on the moon |
| Market was pricing lower rates with Walsh. Now it expect higher rates. \nQQQ is still up in last month with a solid 1,5%. It’s up 15% YTD. That’s super strong for 6 months. Those numbers are after sell off. \n |
| So we go uppies? |
| Goddamn the mods need to flair you stat. Something like:\n\n**Truck Stop Research Division**\n\nu/zjz u/op\_is\_unpopular |
| Black monday |
| gotta hand it to Vlad\n\nthe 24hr market open is actually more impactful than futures lately |
| I literally dont knkw who the fuck to believe anymore after 6pm. Half say red. Half say green. Can we at least have some sort of "honor amongst thieves" mentality? |
| Even fake futes pulled a bull trap on you lol |
| Tomorrow will the fuckin day in all the history of the stonk market. The day of all time. \n\nMark my words. |
| SPY green at open. Or at least next Monday at open, after spacex ipo? |
| Rice |
| Yeah, but even meta 30x from the lows |
| convinced no one can see shit |
| Gigantic levels of homosexuality |
| Fox sports. Hone of the WNBA, UFL and Pickleball. Come on boys, ya gotta up your game |
| TSLA gonna moon this week |
| this is where we have a crucial and very important detail. google and amazon are cash-rich companies. they can, and very frequently do, invest in large numbers of pie-in-the-sky research projects that never actually pan out. microsoft once experimented with undersea data centers. google wanted to give internet to the entire world with perpetually floating balloons. if they fail (and they often do), no big deal - barely a blip on their quarterly earnings.\n\nspacex has a slightly different issue. the entire valuation hinges on it. of course, a less charitable person might suggest that the entire orbital data center thing is actually just a way to smuggle a massively unprofitable AI enterprise into the actually functional space company, creating a much higher valuation based on the reputation of spacex that xai (as an also-ran AI company with a product no one uses) could never achieve. |
| Assburgers get you hella drugs. He is mooning daily. We are watching literal psychosis being passed off as genius. Just waiting for the emperor has no clothes moment as it will be epic. Are we done laying all that fibre optic cable across the earth 10 times over? No plan to feed the masses but building out Ai so even the hungry can starve to death with robot next to them as they wither away. How much porn do we need to build out all these data centres? Just use a zip drive for back up and you good to go plus Nintendo robot and Dr. Mario as your Ai. |
| Yeah, me too. This means some of my shit may be saved. Friday terrified me. I made terrible decisions trying to recover and was down 60% |
| After friday bloodbath... holding green is a win for bulls. |
| Still reeling from the MU drop? |
| The greed has been disgusting past 2 months. |
| #In the morning he gonna tweet "Iran talks going well" and futes will gap up 2% LMAO🤌 |
| The lesser evil here is clearly Israel. They're the only ones who give women equal rights, and don't execute gay people. |
| Lebanon or Hezbollah? |
| Agreed. Can you help me? |
| Lmao, Bols blinder than Ray Charles 😎 |
| BTC is the true futures market |
| the night is young |
| Cooling things in space is an obscene pain in the ass. It makes absolutely no sense to put data centers in space. |
| Bearon von Trapp (this isn't funny in the least) |
| futes flat af |
| big shocker, bers gonna lose once again |
| What indices do you guys look at to say futes up or down? |
| They won’t 🥭 already told them to pipe down. |
| An AI company selling compute to competition? Makes perfect sense. |
| .30% not bad, thought it would be worse lmao |
| Open the casino!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0jgid9qnox5h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=683dc8dc45a4aac25aacebce24587b3919a75f10 |
| You obviously love poverty and we can all respect that |
| Boomers are terrified of outliving their money\n\nMost of them have 5-10 years left of living lmao |
| It’s alright guys, I just got informed Barron bought MU calls so we are heading back to $1100 this week. |
| At this rate soxl will be 20 again in no time. |
| Are you guys ready to make Elon the 1st trillionaire? |
| “Fuck ass with fork” sounds like something from that Spartacus show |
| Fuck yeah Bers congrats on the win. Futures down a whopping 0.2% |
| FUTES FLAT AS TITS |
| Flights suspended at Tehran’s international airport\n\nIranian authorities have suspended operations at Tehran’s Imam Khomeini airport “until further notice”, the country’s IRNA outlet reports. |
| Pull weeds |
| What if you are a bot and want the market closed? |
| So xai buys gpus to train, is sold to space x who then claim to be able to sell cloud compute ment for there own ai but is now going to google but also a bunch of there value is based off xai that is having its gpu usage lowered |
| We're up +0.001% ber bigly fuck 🤣 |
| for those that dont do drugs, when you have a big position and futures start moving, that feeling is the same as cocaine. It could give you a heart attack if it wanted to. |
| We going south today. I expect massive attack as retaliation from Israel. It’s gonna get ugly. |
| I'm not a big "pattern/TA" guy but surely the green every day from semis has fucked my brain |
| Are these green people in the room with us |
| you live in Kansas |
| Gay |
| Futas when? |
| KO is a consumer defensive. It’s supposed to go up in times like this. I’m surprised a option trader didnt know that… |
| Futes are hilarious lmao |
| Are u retarded? |
| https://preview.redd.it/x69pietiox5h1.png?width=736&format=png&auto=webp&s=19ce7788deb6a4bc2e5ca0f7bc9ef59db9b9c779\n\n |
| PUT holders better start a prayer circle. |
| It's flat (slightly red). Forgot about that possibility lol |
| MSM gonna have to suck extra dihs to fake them pumps |
| I’m full cash rn so I’m just going to watch with some popcorn |
| So obviously going to go green |
| Small red but that could change easily by open |
| Dwarfs all of them and makes infinitely less \nMoney |
| I need MRVL and MU to be green lol |
| I don’t see why not |
| Nicolas Cage will have been gone 60 times |
| Already shreking back up |
| Black Gold |
| Leather jacket man will fix it |
| It’s just an average of 682,000ms. That’s still usable right? |
| If you are not a bot and want the casino to open, upvote. |
| # Are ber OK? |
| Mrvl isn't moving. That's leftover moves. |
| Idk man, there is nothing on this planet like a crisp diet coke. I don't even want it to taste like a full sugar pop. Give me the chemicals ice cold + a cigarette and for 10 mins you are the richest man in the world. |
| ive never seen a more futing fute 🥹 |
| Red like your moms panties. |
| I’m 50% margin. Should I go for 100 |
| In 2028 |
| If Israel responds, we'll see real red |
| I am actually convinced that no one can really see what’s happening |
| Margin. You need 70k to buy 100 QQQ for the CC. With credit spreads you don’t need that much. |
| red but looking inconclusive for tomorrow atm |
| We haven't had a down 5% day in awhile. Let's do it fun for fun, to remind the bols that 2% down is not a crash |
| futes only matter if green people |
| $AMZN went public in 1997 at a $450M valuation, or 3x revenues. $GOOGL went public in 2004 at a $23B valuation and at 7x revenues. $META had a $104B valuation in 2012 at 20x revenues(and immediately sold off almost 50%). SpaceX dwarfs these numbers. |
| You guys are going to get killed on Monday sorry to say. Maybe don’t get so greedy next time? |
| Solar power plants right next to the sun |
| You have to wait one more hour. |
| Nikkei was indeed not riced in |
| Wars back in the menu |
| Not good not bad 50/50 still see ya tmmrow |
| Good, I hope all of these absolute shit companies go completely out of business forever, and many more along with them. Good riddance. |
| That's all it takes to liquidate people here. |
| Except for the fact the contract allows either party to exit whenever |
| Imagine the latency lol\nOr the blackout period when Mars is on the other side of the sun from us (aka "Conjunction") |
| Just two weeks to flatten the (oil) curve |
| correct |
| so which is it you bozos green or red |
| Already turning massive green |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee said this market is extremely bullish to him |
| Bears r so fuk |
| # No crying in the casino. |
| Rolls Royce apparently |
| weekend tech is up .3 percent |
| Stop texting me or I’ll block you |
| Seeing how negative Reddit is, I'm sure SPCX will be a spectacular success |
| Futures r mooning |
| Spy 7350 for those interested. It's jover |
| \*points to street corner\* |
| same |
| Red, which means green by open |
| Man look at all these regards calling bear/bulls are dead over .3% move that just opened. Yall need help |
| Nikkei off 5.6% is suboptimal |
| Bers so fukd this is mega green by open |
| All my oil calls expired Friday rip |
| -0.3% meh |
| Mangomarket DO YOUR THANG! Green dildo Monday incoming. |
| Shorting spx and longing spy. Because fuck it all. |
| #ber r fuk!!!!!!!!! |
| You already have a bet going - HOOD to 100.0 before 19-Jun-2026 02:52 PM -05 |
| Your welcome |
| It is not lol. Have you not seen a crash before |
| Market goes up tomorrow? Buy calls\n\nMarket goes down tomorrow? Buy even more calls\n\nThere IS a common denominator here |
| !banbet |
| Futures are fake Axios will save us bulls |
| #TEXAS TEA |
| Indeed |
| Futes res but MRVL still green so fuck it I'm good |
| I still have the same questions. |
| She’d be a better use of money |
| Is that it? Is that the best you can conjure Gheyberomon |
| LMAO, green in a 30 min |
| That 4% gap up on WTI... axios gonna have to double shift til open |
| Guys my manager at Wendy’s said it’s not gay to suck dick for trading money. |
| the human brain is wired to see patterns where none exist, and that this very tendency is one of the cognitive traps that ruins traders |
| Bears cocky like usual. They were so loud at 650 and look where we are now lmao. But sure, stay in cash gang😂 |
| I texted a girl literally saying “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME SEE ME I REALLYYYY MISS UUUU” and it worked. She said let me know what time tomorrow |
| Weekend S&P was spot on. Interesting |
| That's just retail dumping. Here comes the smart money pump haha bers |
| Open the darn casinos, will ya? |
| Oh bers r rekt |
| Futes rippin |
| Black monday confirmed ✅️ |
| futes futing |
| Get your lipstick ready Bers . .. .\nY'all bout to get fucked |
| Concerned for myself and Bol |
| I think they were just talking shit about his vision of these things which is notably poor as seen over and over and over and over again. |
| Famous last words of Charlie Kirk |
| Bulbers thot |
| wtf why did it bounce .005%... |
| green by...6:05? |
| Avg down baby |
| A guy I went to J School with works there and I'm not sure how he does it, I read his stuff and I know he doesn't think or feel that way. |
| My balls are green. Should I full port healthcare or go hopital |
| Oh wow oil up a whole 3%. Yawn, Israel already posturing of “one day if not now we will respond”. Shits gonna just go away once Monday opens and 🥭 gets his headlines rolling again. |
| #FUTES GAY |
| Bears have no idea how fucked they are this week. Bulls, we will be dining on the finest steak and wine money can buy. |
| What is this a dip for ants? |
| We need a group photo of the "Bears" shirts being worn by Sam Altman, Peter Thiel and their husbands respectively! 🏳️🌈 |
| Yes you are right. They are also all operating on a loss. So who wants a 4. interaction of chips again running on a loss. After der dot com bubble the stuff was operating on a profit and also for a way longier time. This stuff is used , yes your Totally right the demand is here. But it never operated on a profit and the earnings have to get bigger and bigger the longer we wait. |
| Well it ain't good... but is it that bad? |
| Futes fckn green.\n\nHere bers some anal lube |
| False. Orange man drinks Diet Coke. |
| At least 1% down tomorrow |
| From not looking at charts and only telling by posts here we are both red and green |
| Is that a typo or throwing shade at JD? |