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| Market crashing, prepare to rotate into safe haven HTZ |
| spx atm calls at 10 am |
| https://preview.redd.it/zj3m5etbefih1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=6fa20c73ec63323596a5c215f1d516f2337a886e\n\n |
| BER r fuk |
| SPY holding QQQ back. |
| not a word on the RVII fund IPO this week. What do u regards think about it??? |
| Yeah, would love it if the real drop to come is a good 15% lower into November. Would be epic. Like end of 2018, he did a good job of tanking it. |
| There was so many fucking puts shorted last week. \n\nLiterally impossible for it to dump. |
| He’s negotiating with a semi, gotta listen 🧐 |
| I see 494 left. You're not done yet |
| yeah, but oil going back to test its ATHs is not something thats immaterial to the martket. And we pumped because the market thought we had a deal. Now that both sides made their positions clear, its obvious we are still at square 1, so oil has no reason to be drifting lower. Our new official US stance is 'we'll wait until Iran's economy chokes' - which great, but thats still at least months away.\n\nThats what im concerned about. Oil matters to inflation, which matters to rates, which matters to capex. Its not just some random far away war. |
| If you think q’s are not hitting new ath by Tuesday, you hate money. |
| https://preview.redd.it/xn9xivf8efih1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=de779d0bc0750c212bcc52b39e983f549c072360\n\n |
| Buy mstr Monday |
| I'm here in this thread for one reason and one reason alone. I'm here to guess what the music might do a week, a month, a year from now. That's it. Nothing more. And standing here today, I'm afraid that I don't hear - a - thing. Just... silence. |
| Where’s ur position bruh |
| Whole thing still corny oks avoid entirely |
| Iran could be a glass parking lot with one person remaining alive and he'd still hold out for tolls through the strait. Don't be surprised if it actually gets to that point. |
| In order to get elected, \n@BarackObama\n will start a war with Iran. |
| Houthis dont really care about anything, they just like to shoot shit for fun. like americans in their gun ranges |
| Infq |
| Is this Olivia Rodrigo? /s |
| Oh sweet summer child... |
| Red at night..... |
| Futures blood flat |
| Up-res'd it for ya\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5c93c9n4efih1.png?width=1084&format=png&auto=webp&s=1cc5d5b57cca5bd3b0ab7b47f6cdfe4a5ba46aad |
| They have a pretend-to-to-be-poor room for content |
| I mean, I sure as shit have more wisdom than mango at this point :') Bar is in hell |
| Are u on crack? Trump is US leader |
| NBIS |
| That's like 400 million shares of HTZ |
| **BanBet Created** ▼\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $758.00 (below) | $773.26 | -2.0% | 23h 60m | |
| Bol/Ber/They/Them are fukked 😠 |
| !banBet SPY 758 1d |
| Throw it at me |
| HAHAHwtf kind of boomer facebook meme is this |
| fuck i had tickets for last nite, i guess i didnt win :copium: |
| Its actually not far off the shitbox from "Inside Out" 🤦♂️ |
| Dram |
| Ah yes, the endless wisdom of TimedOutClock, who knows better than the market. |
| Financial repression |
| Remember that Dark Mirror episode where the leader was forced to make love to a pig? |
| Mon/tues will chop no data til wed |
| 888 EOY |
| 🥭 said he is 'semi' negotiating, is he saying buy semis? |
| Market red? BERs are fukd |
| 6.5 hours max. |
| Berz are so fucked. |
| got 25k to throw at something tomorrow. Who has the worst idea. |
| Bones you can see |
| 785 |
| What Will Korea Do |
| They were 26 mins ago |
| Ohh, you meant that kind of shitposting 😦\n\nTell your mailman I’m sorry :exit: |
| “Ber/bol” is corny please just say the full thing |
| everyone realizes that, everyone hopes it doesn't matter or that the market doesn't care you see |
| So excited for another week of spanking |
| I want to say there's a rule for memes where you don't explain your own joke, except where's the joke here |
| the thing is - you can say some variation of this every week. there's constantly bad stuff happening. most ongoings are bad news not good news. |
| Job |
| Where are the BOL ber r fk comments ? |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/SpaceCatVII (0W - 2L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **HTZ** ▼ | $2.17 → $1.80 | -17.1% | 3d | Lost | |
| LMFAO |
| Lie |
| I don't think the market realizes that Trump can't end the war. It's not even about TACO'ing anymore, Iran has him by the balls, and the militias in the Middle East are looking to also get their payday now that the US is acting grossly incompetent.\n\nHow long this rally sustains will be really interesting |
| Sell? Cell? Cellphone? Call?\n\n \nCalls |
| I'm down to the pubes in calls, spy 800 eow |
| Like i want to buy stock in this company... but then I look at the market cap (62.86 B) and revenue (510 M) and I am cured. |
| I’m drilling your wife does that count |
| War in Buffet? Buy defense stocks!!!! |
| If Ella wants to be HTZ so bad then I'm all in. |
| https://preview.redd.it/79qzjnfhdfih1.png?width=1122&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac03b27d6021ede290cf99005b9e05bc39ce4d4d\n\n |
| I don’t think our leaders can stomach a ground invasion |
| Food stamps and a milf? Sign us up |
| US leader has rejected the deal. What's 🥭 gonna do now? |
| Powerball is at 905 million. \n\nHow fast could a WSB trader blow that wad? |
| Lots of human rights violations out there, much worse. Ask the chechens |
| Ondas |
| I actually need SPY to drop -0.5% tomorrow just to break even. I really am a fucking 🌈🐻 |
| Nobody said trannies weren't human FYI |
| https://preview.redd.it/nmv4jk49dfih1.png?width=1251&format=png&auto=webp&s=1fe25bb39377135265c7f2c120c32bef7663caff |
| Call me a dumb ghey straight of humus ber, but this week's news is terrible. So not only is it not sufficient for Iran to have won the war, they also want the US to publicly humiliate itself and accept its unconditional surrender diktat. \n\nSo DJTs' low key response is the only alternative (since we dont have missiles to escalate and win a military conflict). I guess Iran didnt like this cuck's answer and is going for seconds, hitting a oil tanker near Oman with missiles 10 before futes opening (lmao, convenient). \n\nAre we really gonna pay 300b for reconstruction + 100b unfrozen funds + 10% transit fee to end this war? Fucking hell, SPR to 0 lets see in another 3months what happens. \n\nI dont see how this can be a bullish week since oil will go back to 95-100$. There can be no peace deal like this, when never side thinks they lost (well US is starting to concede to this idea). |
| Wait, you meant that kind of inflation??!! 😳\n\nDayum, we are so fukked 😥 |
| Maybe beside one\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rqi7t138dfih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c4c632d8fab6a87acbb244e7d54a293fdb8b325 |
| My face I was too busy licking windows |
| Well fuck me, and my calls I can only hope for a circuit breaker day to save me with my lotto OTM puts |
| HERTZZZ |
| Straddle options at the least damn |
| Another ath this week coming when we get cooked cpi 🐂📈 |
| Yes, the mentally ill have rights too, no one is discriminating |
| Starter wife (they get worse). |
| what hurts? |
| So puts on Databricks, got it |
| We’ve been 6 weeks away for the last 3 months |
| First time with 20 women right? Right?! |
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| 🥭 can't stand it when market is dumping, if we short it we can end the war 🥰 |
| Yes |
| if you were regarded with 200 bucks which options play would you go with |
| apparently he came all over the sun visor |
| It's a good thing I bought some silver on margin on Friday |
| No deal |
| The bar used to be so high for memes |
| The work |
| Yeah, I don’t really think Jim Cramer is that bad as this website says. He constantly playing it safe telling people to take gains even if there is more upside to be had. |
| Then I’ll be sad I sold my calls |
| 🌽 earnings tomorrow? |
| HERTZZZ |
| calm down everyone! nothing matter until 8:00 pm where we can lose money! |
| I love Firebirds too |
| not exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer on here |
| Just imagine we open Nvda at 235 |
| GET OUT OF MY HEAD |
| :derp: :derp: |
| Ballsdeep in Asts calls. Top sign |
| I’m getting calls on anything red at open it’s gonna be one of those sea of green days |
| Bear bull mango htz mu semis - a synopsis of tomorrows thread |
| We're prob both fucked this week |
| Trans rights are human rights by the way. |
| Why does oil need to be crude? |
| It's a start and it does matter but where it ends is the important thing |
| Thetagang r fuk 🔥 |
| Tank the markets and war will end within a day |
| ~~Htz lets gooo kangarooooo~~\n\nRoos r fukt |
| I'm ballsdeep in calls tommorow. Asts gonna fucking tank I can feel it |
| Shut the fuck up already |
| It’s Joever |
| Aint no toll to enter this hormussy |
| !banbet SNDK 1000 10d |
| It's been coiling up for a pump for weeks now. Plus Sunday typically sees large swings. |
| Where is your wife's bf? |
| i hope not, i am a bay ber, long vix / short spx |
| RKLB aug 14 lotto calls for sure |
| Fixer upper. Great bones. |
| HERTZZZ |
| I came here for bols and bers fok comments |
| ber foook :dance: |
| damn can yall post something other than ber/bol r fukt? |
| Omg if this happens im golden |
| END THE FOOKING WAR |
| Bruh if a chick like that in this?!? Lol there would be a go fund me for like 2M in it by noon |
| **BanBet Error** — You're banned from banbets for 80 more hours |
| !banbet NBIS 250 5d |
| Baby oil |
| futures red bols fuk |
| I mean maybe. 785 seems a stretch but it's been crazy lately so who knows 🤔 |
| boring af mang |
| Australia right now.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7xxvofnccfih1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e545f1dae0ca1eb0cd60b004448bd554162f6d2 |
| leave pokemon out of this you degenerate |
| Missiles shot |
| Whoa, look at that Corn. Deal or something? |
| Must be one of them Fluoride in the water states. |
| prices we haven't seen since last week! |
| Looks like it’s fading |
| They said I bet they’ll never make it. You’re still the one I love 🥰 |
| Nope |
| SPY down 0.2, I'm fucking ruined. |
| Im going down down baby |
| I like when girls twerk |
| futes are red 😣 |
| Holy cock |
| Nah. Red through Monday close then Bigly green for the 🌮 Tuesday |
| # DAMM BIHHH HAHA 🍆🍩 |
| unless mango finds a way to make this shit V midday |
| Crude Oil up to $79 and climbing |
| I don’t think so |
| Why is futes low-keying right now? |
| If it opens above 3 I’m blowin my shit smoove off |
| Loss for words. |
| Looks like a deal is signed or something. 🌽 popping |
| **I wanna be the very best, like Warren buffet never was. To swing trade is my real test, to not get stopped out is my cause. I will travel across the internet, scraping data far and wide. Each earnings call to understand, the retard that’s inside.**\n\n**MARGIN CALL, Gotta close em all.** \n**It’s you and me. I know welfare is my destiny.** |
| Bro what? Revenue wasn’t even up 100% YoY\n\nAnd it’s only like 1.9bn on a 415bn mc |
| Low key semi-negotiating with hooker |
| SPY 730 by open |
| wow bol and/or ber are so back and/or fuk |
| I have heard this somewhere |
| Top 1% commenter flair really adds so much to the comment. |
| I think ur avg delivery driver is too regarded to realize they lose money delivering most of the time\n\nSome are efficient and do ok but a lot don't do so hot |
| They know how to crash a market |
| Blood curdling flat |
| Red. Bears are feasting tonight |
| Hey Alexa. Play Oh Baby I Know by Ghosty. |
| Oh yeah interesting question, I’ve messed with targeting but haven’t dodged yet |
| The market will gaslight you and tell you everything is fine until the last possible second when a seemingly obviously and foreseeable outcome becomes reality. We’re getting dangerously close to emergency levels on the SPR and all that means is that the US gets more desperate and Iran has more leverage. And you know the we don’t like to be pushed around which points at a ground invasion. Game theory this out and the worst outcomes increase in probability with every passing day. |
| Zzzzzzzz |
| Bol extinction at Nasdaqistan |
| Ok so far oil is up, treasuries down, spx down, 785 EOD? |
| Its joever either way. Doenst matter bull or bear. We are in a clown market |
| Happy for other people’s misfortunes? If it opens up that’ll just bother you huh? Lol |
| K |
| Sunday is for Bears\n\nMonday for Bulls |
| They'll find a way to make consumer pay for the increase as a surge charge and end up making fat profits on it |
| Yeah pretty much |
| SoFi to da moon |
| coser everyday |
| so my spy calls are cooked |
| # SOFI GANG Members checking in |
| Near, far, wherever they areee |
| Well, this is bad, but hey, it could be much worse. People lose more on bad car deals all the time, so wash this away as a painful financial mistake, learn from it, then check the sub you are in and **DOUBLE THE FUCK DOWN THEY CANT ALL BE RED.** |
| Fuck this shit are my puts going to print |
| If poster was in the US, I’d ask him where 26K affords college. 1990? |
| BERS should have **Anton Chigurh** haircut. |
| We must be looking at different futes |
| Cramer said buy the high |
| US has about a month and half oil reserves left... we are so fcked. Are we really going to see $10/gallon? RIP to food delivery and Uber drivers. Puts on Uber |
| You know how far away the Strait of Hormuz is? It’s like, really far 😒, we don’t need to worry about it :exit: |
| Holy Futtuhpotomus |
| Bol fuk |
| Its a flavor of the week and will die fast. Youre better off going into $OPEN since they are actually turning things around |
| Hot wife and 3 beautiful kids. I consider this a very wealthy man. |
| The deal you speak of will be during the Xmas rally |
| IBIT calls are free money here till like 72-75K |
| may as well be called r/bagholders |
| The guys in the gambling addict sub Reddits who are hiding massive losses/debts from their wives are always doing options trading. They’re all doing crazy bets they see here. Jim Cramer is ass but true impoverishment comes from taking advice of randos on wsb |
| 50% cash gang here waiting to buy the dip burry predicted |
| $950 |
| Financial repression lol |
| Those comments are wild |
| Triple revenue is not when I buy puts it’s when I sell them |
| bears are fukd |
| lmao the old guy in the left looks like he just took his money and leave the party. the bald one is all of us when we mishear something and suddenly think we rich |
| we always close bruh |
| **SPDR Gold Shares** \n**SPDR Gold Shares** is a physically backed gold exchange-traded fund (ETF) |
| Buy the top, sell your bottom behind Wendy's. |
| I see a large Shrek dildo on Monday all day I dunno what these bers are thinking |
| Looks like a middle finger |
| I lost 500 |
| We moved on from global depression to global ADHD, thank you for your understanding 🥰 |
| That's a good idea. Ty |
| You mean like Friday morning |
| Greg Abel is gonna buy $100 billion in BTC + ETH the day after Buffett passes |
| Rotation into corn? |
| SJIM shutdown a few years ago. From what I read, investing in what Josh brown says is a better idea. |
| Bulrfuck? |
| Not really |
| Traumatic memories |
| Do you keep them in your mouth when you sleep? |
| Still has indoor radiator? Not poor enough |
| Beat me to it lol |
| If you held calls over the weekend let me know if you want to take my username. Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| Wonder if the market will price in the fact we've lost this war and our title as a superpower |
| it's been 11 min lol |
| Ah fuk bai |
| $750 EOW |
| feeling bullish boys? :smoking: |
| r/ValueInvesting and r/TrueCryptozoology have the same vibe |
| Yep. Get rich or die tryin’ |
| HTZ |
| Wish you had never started gambling. \nFixed it |
| I think we’re in a poorly maintained helicopter market. Sometimes they go up and stay there reliably, other times they go up before crashing and killing everyone inside. |
| Futes looking downward. I'm staying out at open. |
| Which one |
| So we're all eating a big bowl of theta tomorrow huh |
| # RED MONDAY |
| Same situation as when we were mooning last week |
| We in a repression. |
| I have only seen half so I’d have to agree! |
| Spy $780. I PRAY TO GOD |
| if i have $400 billion in cash, i would buy a new trailer, buyback my 2001 Toyota Camry, dog food for the next century, and 10 billion in stocks, and i will blow the rest gambling, and having sex for the first time |
| How close are we to a deal? |
| If I were broke and had that family I'd feel like I won the lottery every day. |
| Wife like that in the Bay Area you have to have at least $7 mil NW |
| Maybe it goes up to 90 again but doubt it goes past that unless Hormuz is fully closed again |
| ‘Moves for tomorrow’ full port aapl calls |
| https://preview.redd.it/mdtcd0axafih1.png?width=476&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ca0e20c1202cea00398311644af40a7ef14ad58 |
| just so you know I shorted this shit on Friday and inverting me is usually free money |
| 🌝 |
| Inevitable NBIS pre earnings pump might not retire me but it’ll buy me a new prosthetic |
| Mods, what's it like to be a virgin? |
| Hyperliquid is a scam |
| LOL. \nWarren Buffet or Warren \nBought it?\n |
| AI already does this. No need to get an intern, unless if it he does it for free like reddit mods |
| CRSR to 50 at least |
| A la luna |
| Why would they expect that? |
| EuroRich signing out 🍑🌽 |
| They ran out of money so yeah |
| Is this that new game Gossip Harbor? |
| Think it’s too early, it’s got real regard strength behind it for a while |
| KANG GANG!!! |
| Somehow, it doesn't matter they both lose. I'm not sure why I ever did, but I'm done touching that piece of shit stock. |
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| MU MU MU 🌖🚀 |
| Mod applied during Covid era bro…prob before you were out of diapers |
| Bagholders galore |
| I have a LOTR tattoo don’t worry I’m just taking the piss 😅 |
| It's genetic survival? |
| kospi gonna get nuked isn't it |
| It's the opposite. Remember those idiotic FUD articles in July - that was part of the citadel plot |
| We’re at the point where any slightly negative or bearish comments are getting downvoted. Yall regards know what that means, you’re overlevered at an ATH. Even a -1% day will nuke accounts here lmao |
| LOL, look at this guys history. He’s been trying to pump NWL for more than a yr 🤔 |
| Bearish because no news to be insider traded |
| Brother I said clown not down, this market might have downs though |
| If you believe AI you should also believe that an agent would be a good orchestrator of a bunch of other agents. |
| My favorite was when during the 2008 recession designers started making potato sack dresses and charging thousands of dollars for them. |
| Time to go Mobile |
| Are futes futing or what |
| Buy some oil calls then, bitch |
| that’s weird |
| Now is good too |
| MU will be over 900!! |
| I've been homeless several times and brush my teeth maybe 3x per year and still have my full set. |
| Being scared of AI is like a 2024 thing |
| flatter than my wife's boyfriend's girlfriend's boobs |
| You’re not wrong I literally just did the same thing for fun just to check \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/kt54q01iafih1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4770d8d2fc0b0cad96f86de10ecd6ff43cdb615a |
| "Because of my hairdresser and plastic surgeon kiddos" |
| Htz gonna hert some people tomorrow |
| Yea. This is why I am in this sub of wallstreetbets 😉 |
| bro bought 5 shares |
| Nvda's edge is widening \n\nGOOG fired those nerds, cause they spent too much time on TPU, for pure calculation, but nvda hard ware can involve human when training, \n\nNvda has no competition, as people can not buy NVDA hard they have to buy others\n\nGOOG needs gateway statue, it lose in training basically lost the status.\n\nNvda hardware has flexibility in training. That currently no training is done full atomciacally\n\nAs a retail investor , this is only chance I can buy at discount, MCD, MU, Starbucks, Nike, caterpillar are so simple for the hedge fund to figure out, the retailer has no shot, but nvda has so many misconception, it is a discount, |
| Just a little too much effort in this post buddy. |
| When the market opens in 2 hours; I want it noted I tried to warn everyone about buying HTZ on Friday. \n\nI am in a state of ecstasy waiting for it to open at 1.5 |
| Those are my kids but that's not my wife |
| We gonna wait for PLTR to go back to 200 and then join Burry in poots? |
| Well said |
| Shes still smiling, definitely regarded. |
| Not both of your kids, just your kids.\n\nShe a vampire who bathes in the blood of children? |
| Bored |
| I think from here on out, oil is going to keep going up until an actually resolution is reached and the outcome is evident. We’re getting too close for comfort at this point |
| Wow you're morally superior bcs u don't have shorts during a war, good job man! |
| are we drilling or taking the drilling? |
| Some said Berkshire bought and we ll open big; I thought we ll have 1% today! 🫤🫤 |
| Yea, I decided to be good and visit the Church instead of the Casino this time. So I plowed it into shares if I were doing an earnings play on BRKB. |
| Congratulatons on passing the final interview round for internship at Citadel Securities! Your first task is to astroturf social media by posing as a memory bull online. Make sure to include the words "forwards P/E", "Jevon's paradox" and "It's different this time" |
| i like how 3 of them are solid green and the other two look like they got hit by a truck. that's the spcx experience in a nutshell |
| Wait what lol how did he legally short oil? |
| spy 799 |
| Fk yeah |
| futes green might as well close market now 🚀🚀🚀\n\nAs good as done |
| Newell Brands $NWL. Sneaky turnaround story. 12 by Jan |
| Hitting all-time highs and it's a down market - typical WSB outlook |
| Of course you did. IDDDIIIOOT |
| Im not a mod. |
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| Delay delay delay delay delay delay debad |
| Spy to 773.37 💪 |
| I literally about spit my drink out laughing. Bravo AI and all the inconsequential power consumed to produce such succulent memes. |
| PSKY 🚀🚀 |
| SPCX calls or puts? |
| I like INFQ but worry about what their upcoming earnings gonna be like. Could be a good ER and it could still tank, unless quantum sentiment changes this week |
| They must have spent what little money they had on shampoo and conditioner.\n\n |
| virgin to true love |
| Luck. I saw someone talking about it like a year ago or more.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9r61rb83afih1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a62a43c15660a63d9034a92fb89cb15e67cc35b0 |
| Oil futures spiking. Figures. |
| Floyd Mayweather over here can’t read |
| You’re not stupid. You’re just ahead of the game. |
| Deez Nutz |
| I mean...if you shorted SPCX at 200s, you're still eating good (I know some did). We'll see if it breaks through IPO resistance at least🤣 |
| Futures fake and oil will drill to $0 anyway |
| I saw that movie today! Boring ass movie |
| No, slightly red |
| Tell your wife I can take care of her but no kids though |
| WSB wizard = 35 year old virgin |
| Basically flat. Google “es futures” |
| If Bessent’s oil shorts go tits up, are we all getting margin called since he used our tax dollars? |
| C u ther |
| Theta on futures and till Oct.. then we go 1000 on Spy |
| Dram to the sun |
| If you think people on this sub can think deeper than that, you haven't been copying the homework on this sub. |
| The mom somehow looks happy and healthy. Her boyfriend must be treating her well including nice meals. |
| low key = Longer drawn out, market no likey. |
| I was promised spy 800😞 |
| Baby oil - best oil. Just ask Diddy |
| 🤔 |
| guys you did long CL on hyperliquid 4 hours ago for 77$ right? or am i the only one? |
| Dip in to CPI seems like safe assumption. Cash gang for a few days here. |
| Wow, what a nothing burger on futures |
| I’m selling that ring on the open market. |
| I want a political thriller with espionage and economy set in the Tolkien setting |
| QQQ 800 by Nov |
| Fighting words |
| Are futures green? |
| BERkshire |
| lmfao |
| 🥭 low keying priced in. |
| Looks flat to me 🤷 |
| Maybe he used to be rich and is now poor |
| Just how |
| Well. I gotta go the the Wendy’s dumpster tomorrow |
| As a WSB wizard, im very concerned for BER. |
| Starter house |
| Market was expecting this deal to actually make progress not another stutter step. We’re 1.5 months away from running our SPR dry. Not a great place to be. |
| Oil mooning tho fuck me and selling my calls at the last minute on Friday because of the bullshit deal news cuck me more |
| It would be soo easy, short super girl, pump spider man. |
| I think Lord of the Rings would have been a better story for capitalism if Frodo had asked “but what’s in it for *me*?” |
| Psssh, that was just the cost of the foundation. |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee |
| Fuk u bers |
| lol here goes oil |
| oh shit CL is up more than NQ |
| Waiting on the Baxx report |
| Futes 🚀 up 0.02% !!!! |
| Counterpoint; extreme poverty is the reason slavic women are so hot |
| How often is Jim Cramer wrong? |
| How's oil bitches |
| Futures?! |
| 48h of wait for flat futes🤌 |
| well enlighten us then. |
| What happened? |
| why couldn't we buy calls for the new spider-man film? wtf is this bullshit? |
| Can we dump these futes? |
| That's middle class where I'm from |
| We will 🙂 |
| Limit down tonight |
| Didn't the inverse Cramer ETF actually backfire? |
| what’s the price limit though? 1.5? |
| pretty flat |
| Rip bols |
| Kinda like how they rehydrate the beans at taco bell |
| Theta wins again |
| Bers r fuk |
| https://preview.redd.it/qrbsg27e9fih1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9199ff0a06c853244ae454084440e280ffce7ebf |
| Weird. Crypto is up. |
| is soundhound gonna moon this week or not? |
| Reddit lets me translate this comment, and when I do, it turns ITT into "In This Thread"\n\nFellas, perhaps it is time for calls on RDDT |
| It’s flat. Actually a tiny bit red. Hm. Boring . Good night |
| When I imagine Arby's in my head, I see them taking like freeze dried wafers of meat and soaking them in au jus to rehydrate them \n\nIdk im a freak but that shit turns me away lmao |
| no future? |
| You realize that it’s the most profitable company in the entire world funding it? Unlike 2009 crash where people with terrible credit score |
| Lmfaoooooo im waiting for the epic scenery when tims going down because he thought he doesnt need chipzz |
| Nothing burger |
| cooked? |
| 💀 |
| Naw they are in the Bay Area. House is actually $3.6 mil. |
| Captain-Save-A-Hoe would never let this happen.\n\nShe’s straight for life. The kids though… |
| one up one down 🤔 |
| Gtfo |
| figured we should be up more idk |
| I ended up putting in orders of 80k on hertz, hope they get filled |
| The justice system concurs |
| Don’t have to imagine. You can see it live |
| Did the casino move ?? |
| Why is that ? |
| Calls |
| Rip Bers lmao |
| There is no shortcut to permanent financial stability. |
| It has nothing to do with ai slop posts I'm sure |
| Full port BKR.B, wait 10 years and surely I'll be up around 8%! |
| It's over |
| hmmm not quite the open i was expecting |
| yessir |
| Here lies ber |
| 🍟👉 🛍️ |
| I am more interested in how dodging works |
| https://preview.redd.it/jdl42sj29fih1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8222211074e30be4705071486cc16ca20ced92c\n\n |
| how many animals are there that can be compared to stock market climates? |
| Not naive enough to think that I can do shit about people dying every second. Also not such a selfish asshole to care more about my port than Human life, as if it is just a ship with NPC's. You are lost man. |
| Plot twist this guy is Australian and he's printed this week |
| ITT: Bers r fuk |
| Yes but still for now - calls |
| Because he's stupid. What other reason would there be. |
| You just defined and categorized all the good looking woman |
| Somehow I always forget Taco Bell exists just how some people forget Arby’s. |
| You can make it back bro, trust me |
| Good way to guarantee stock goes up |
| I can already see the futures, and they are... futing! |
| Whale oil |
| :ahyes: |
| I like the red ones |
| Aka money for bidet |
| Who gives a fuk about Korea |
| Yeah chief cook |
| 2 minute warning 😤 |
| Yeah it’s got real 6DOF so actually firing your bow and swinging your sword and holding up your shield , and obviously amazing sense of scale. And a good PC can uprez the shit out of Wii U and get amazing graphics. |
| i flipped a coin and it says we dumping tomoz |
| Yes |
| whats uo with SNDK investor call this week? |
| That women would have left a poor man a long time ago |
| Dibs |
| Selling CCs on RKLB 🌝 |
| Why do you say that? |
| :wow: :wow: :wow: |
| Green |
| Never having to shower again money |
| :wow: :wow: |
| Show me DEM FUTES |
| Mommy, why are we AI urchins? |
| That for gooning or something? |
| New Spider-Man jail break amazon fire |
| Not here |
| I actually saw that today, not interested in trying it (played it to death on wii-u) but you say its good? |
| Do you have any without skin? |
| You guys realize this AI bubble is unsustainable right? |
| you might be a bottom |
| "claude, find a stock that has many shorts. make no mistake" |
| Lamp oil |
| Let it ride! |
| Just for fun |
| Is that the princess of Wales? The Royal fortune was gambled away on FDs? |
| I put bid and ask, 2 orders |
| Why? |
| Better answer is going Right |
| Exactly. |
| Is that Do Flamingos’s family? |
| Can't wait for these 250 Bil Data Centers to have the computing power of a Dell Laptop in 30 years. |
| Its cyclical just like all other semiconductor stocks. \n\nIt had its cycle peak back in May. \n\nIll start buying again at 135. |
| Blue and its not even close |
| ~~Fuck you money~~\n\nPoop yourself money |
| bruh's gonna get his ass torn tf out wit options |
| Why would that happen? |
| She certainly wouldn’t be smiling about it |
| Green dick |
| Buy high sell low |
| Retail is it's only hope, and it didn't work on the most hyped day |
| Oil? Crude oil??? |
| copy everyone's homework and mash it together. |
| SNDK📈 Investor Call\n |
| "money can't buy happiness" \n"money is the root of all evil"\n\npreach that to the current living standards LMAOOO |
| Lmao this is like Pursuit of Jade where a pig butcher woman is wearing luxurious clothes and makeup to go to the ball. When she butchers the pig, she gets a tiny bit of blood on her cheek |
| the uncs have gone insane |
| * Futes move up/down 0.3%\n\n* WSB: It's so over for [bers/bulls] |
| Obama might just run for a third term |
| There are countless people dying all over world but u care about a ship on fire? What a retarded fake empathy |
| Just 5 minutes until we start waiting for 2 more hours and then we wait for another 11 hours and then we wait for 2.5 more hours. |
| when will this squeeze happen |
| Done. I make $235k a year and own a cheap condo. My total housing payment is $1,070 a month. |
| Definitely, whether that's Korean green or rest of the world green is TBD |
| Hi |
| like what DRAM |
| Not sure what college that’d pay for anyway |
| morale is high right now |
| The latest Zelda botw vr mod is honestly amazing 🤩 |
| Can't stop, can't stop the pump \nCan't stop, can't stop the pump \nI won't stop, Won't stop \nWon't stop the pump, and go 🕺🕺🕺📈📈📈 |
| Such an incompetent narcissist, he can’t even consider that he just fucked up |
| Her makeup is more expensive than anything else in the picture lol |
| Wrong sub 🙂 |
| With a wife like that, just start onlyfans |
| Should I click green or red button today? 🤔 |
| What a fucking childish take. Human lives matter more than made up numbers on a screen dipshit. |
| no prob if she's sitting on my face |
| why |
| AI can't think. It can't reason. It is literally "copy my homework but change a few things" |
| the future is green |
| Mommy's a str8 thotty |
| this is certainly a clown market, but I would appreciate if it could clown in my favor this week |
| What crayon color tastes best? |
| Wti to 82 today |
| Hilarious that you think you know. |
| Those high points are when I place calls and those low points are when I place puts |
| Its on the website |
| Ennee way howz your seggz life? |
| Because i like money |
| Yes it’s because the wife’s boyfriend is rich |
| Had one of those half-conscious naps where my leg be twitching and shit\n\nHopefully that means it was a good one |
| https://preview.redd.it/tcjam7sw7fih1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6532dd1418adb37142818ca0e90d5d6767abfd7 |
| The market should be up 1%, this is the first weekend 🥭 did not start a new war, even Iran is still blowing up ships. |
| Why didn’t you just ask AI this\n\nAnd recognizing something us “overpriced” or “oversold” is easy\n\nThe really hard part is getting the timing right\n\nAnd if any of us could do that we’d be raking in the millions at a hedge fund |
| wouldn't a 10-15% drop wipe all of that out |
| fugg else am i supposed to be doing |
| scurred |
| 99% of options traders quit right before they hit it big! |
| https://preview.redd.it/78auv6vu7fih1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5fa268a8658b8664574150946128f3b237779b3 |
| Well, you wouldn't have learned that lesson in college, so all good. |
| Ur telling me i can have 2 extra hours of hope 😍 |
| OPEN THE FUTURES!!! 🫴🤳 |
| There is nothing besides the market |
| I meant ask or bid. |
| 🫦 🍆 |
| real u/Readonly00 |
| Yea you stopped trading options just above the 1W line and started again above the YTD line. Duh |
| You need means to “fund the operation” https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbnxjrXC4tF/ |
| never sell, only bid, if dips bid the dip |
| If I start to plan my life around market open times that's when I know it's gone too far |
| shid hertz likea fat bihh on madihhh |
| It would be so much easier if the Governments had their own Neuralyzer. |
| QQQ right? |
| Should I put my call options for hertz at call or bid? |
| Why is she not looking poor surrounded by all those poor children? |
| just shares |
| just bid |
| well that's the thing, we don't have access to these videos |
| RETARDMAXXING 👑 |
| How to trade? |
| Why are you like this |
| I think it happened over night |
| Surely it can't have multiple red days back to back |
| MU won't be trading shares for another 2 hours |
| I remember one time I saw an ad for one of those gold selling places on the break room TV at work and it showed a graph with the increase in gold value since 1990 or some shit. So I googled what the return on some ETF was in the same period of time and it was basically the same or more. |
| if you like gambling, here\n\nif not, maybe r/bogleheads |
| Imagine being the Commander in Chief of the United Stated Armed Forces and pooping yourself during a live press |
| Nothin, what's wsb with you? |
| that milf tho |
| Pumpty Dumpty YOLOd it all,\n\n\nPumpty Dumpty bought the wrong calls, \n\n\nAll the dumb bols and all the dumb bers,\n\n\nLaughed and sent Pumpty some fake Reddit Cares. |
| If you could bang any ASMR chick, who would it be?\n\n1. Gina Carla\n2. Diddly ASMR\n3. Rose ASMR |
| my new fav thing is to give Chat an assignment and then I make dire threats what I will do to Chat if "he/they" fuck it up.\n\n" I will make you into string cheeze and feed you to the squirrels.." (I taught it to hate squirrels.)\n\n"I will toss you into a nuclear reactor core.. pool of piranhas. . etc. if i you give me unverified answers." |
| Why so many people in here on a sunday \n\n> 🫵🤨🤌 |
| Real |
| 9 mins until find out whos been swimming with their dicks in their hands |
| You guys ready to gap down |
| A place where people tell lots of lies |
| My portfolio doesn't have a future at this rate |
| Rklb 8/14 juiced out calls mega leveraged |
| **Gang scrap or gang weed.** \n\n# Call it |
| The problem is this market isnt based on fundamentals. If a company is doing extremely good in all avenues investors (or market programmers in my opinion) can sell and tank a stock just like that. This is a clown market. Good luck |
| Fire up the flutes 🪈 because here come the futes. 🕕 |
| Your dad invested in options 0dte. |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **DRAM** ▲ | $60.00 (above) | $50.37 | $50.60 | +19.1% | Aug 16, 8:43 PM | |
| Better question is why Wsb? |
| !banbet |
| 10 minutes till my brain can achieve flow state again |
| https://preview.redd.it/bieq9e4a7fih1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56b820eb524313b07f457c8a29aa0041c8507346\n\n \nHere’s my all time. Can you spot where I stopped trading options? |
| Full port everything on red or black |
| It’s a type of kink where rich and beautiful people like to roleplay being poor |
| No |
| SLOP EM UP |
| Real talk: Yeah its creepy now but in 20 years when every one starts dieing on you. You'll be grateful to have videos. My bro died unexpectedly from norovirus. Its my greatest regret I and my family had similar opinions on videos. I know one day I won't remember his voice. |
| 9 minutes until my life has meaning again |
| Maybe he should have apologized for killing Ayatollahs dad, sister, nieces and nephews and horribly disfiguring him |
| Central banks are buying gold. The yuan will become a gold standard.\n\nJapan and China are dumping US treasuries. \n\nThe moon is flat by the way. duh |
| He did give Sellas Life Sciences thumbs up so there’s that. |
| ***Wait he’s going to speak***\n\n**Trump:** *I’m pretty tired…I think I’m gonna go home* |
| Whats Wsb? |
| Futures going to be flatter then flat. No real catalyst for either narrative this weekend |
| Consider it a life lesson and really take it to heart. \nYou’ll get that back in no time, you have time on your side. |
| Pure institutional grade research |
| gold bugs are the flat earthers of finance |
| What to know about HTZ... well, it's went down since Thursday, lol |
| If buying pressure continues, it should go to $4-5 |
| Wsb |
| At least they have a table and food |
| If u see M.U red in 10 min just know that im fked |
| the ol switcheroo |
| Pershing square filing on Friday |
| You're in the right place already. |
| 🥹 |
| MU 600 EOW its over for memory |
| If your wife looks like that your are not poor lol |
| Mom still fine tho |
| Chances of a black Monday? |
| Now I want some Herr’s Ketchup chips 😤 |
| Does she wirk behind Wendy's? Asking for a friend. |
| except mods are gey |
| 69! |
| JNUG season ⛏️ |
| No |
| That’s what happens when you mess with $WEN |
| Any suggestions on where to start when it comes down to understanding the basics and fundamentals of trading? |
| [Removed by Moderator] |
| Lucky there was money to have her hair done, her teeth whitened, botox and fillers applied. You got to look good even if you live in a shithole. I know it's AI, calm down. |
| Who told you that? |
| Before we got all these soft foods filled with sugar most teeth looked like this (maybe not that white) |
| https://preview.redd.it/c4zbuuh27fih1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf4288a51cad2e19824a7d26c06eaf935ec09c11\n\n |
| Im poopin rn |
| Op this sucks but you can come back from this\n\nReality is 98% of us will not beat the market over the long term. Probably most on here will lose a shitload of money over the long term\n\nNo one on here is “investing” they are gambling, myself included |
| My 840 average hopes so |
| praying gold and silver just goes insane this week |
| Retarded |
| Subbed for outcome |
| She’s a 10, but can’t shut up about VOO |
| Ana de Armas kicked me out of my house and took my kids AMA |
| Shit is wild up here man… |
| Still pumping Htz? |
| They were raised on tablets and can barely read. Be nice to them. |
| Bers and bols should unite against the theta gang 🤝 |
| Guess which number I’m on? |
| https://preview.redd.it/lfpuwa3y6fih1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6a83882af861790d1029a08c43757cfde79a4c6\n\n |
| What if i dont upgrade my income and have no urge to upgrade my lifestyle.\n\nWhat am I? |
| https://preview.redd.it/f57rlhgw6fih1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3fff45bb84797be7638153bf22b0dd92c71df20 |
| Good for you too. This is the beauty of capital markets. You can make money in bull, bear, or sideways markets. I sold mine at $151. I didn’t like the fact he was issuing massive SBCs and simply excluding the global business decline from the earnings call. That was such a rat move. If you include the SBC, that is 15% of the business revenue. Pulling an accounting make-up like that is a rug pull if you factor that cost into the net income. He needs to stop that SBC or reduce it. |
| My favorite also. Although I lost mostly on it. Someday… |
| This is actually good^ |
| #Am I the only person in the entire pacific northwest region who is not a brain-dead pothead? LMAO🤌 |
| Tanker on fire, oil down 10% today 🥰 |
| Agreed. Fuel pump went on my Daughter's little shitty truck last month for instance. Oh, you think Dad is just going to pay a shop because life is always easy? Guess who learned to appreciate her truck working again after I handed her tools and pointed. |
| It's too easy. |
| way too many teeth for that level of poverty |
| Let me at it |
| A skill to master if you want to get ahead financially:\n\nResisting the urge to upgrade your lifestyle as you upgrade your income. |
| Let me know if it works, I'd love to join. I could make a documentary out of this trip |
| 🫡 |
| This shit has impact outside of the stock market too, regard |
| That’s my wife but those aren’t my kids 🤨 |
| Just buy real gold |
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| when is TTD short squeeze? |
| DJT backed himself into a pickle and calls it a W.\n\nkinda like how i do with my trading acct |
| Lost 8k in 10min last week so that’s good |
| OPEN THE FUTES 🫴 |
| Your on your 5th account. I know you pal! |
| That woman is beautiful |
| if a tree falls, but nobody hears it did it fall? if a ship gets hit, but its not confirmed did it actually get hit? |
| Theres no way a woman this good looking ends up in a shithole like this. common CHATGPT, THINK ! |
| All these people that cry about their all time charts. Just stfu and put it on weekly retards |
| Given enough time we all are |
| hertz is a god damn god damnit\n\nyou've been god damned |
| Not everyone has same positions as u retard 😭 |
| Puts, always puts. Also, red 13 |
| Same |
| $HTZ still at 74% short interest huh |
| Bluechew |
| Putting everything on 17 black. |
| WSB field trip to India’s famous Bombay Stock Exchange. established in 1875 it is the oldest in Asia |
| I'll touch yours if you touch mine! |
| Will we ever see a day where Iran won't strike vessels |
| just got done watching eat the rich |
| https://preview.redd.it/m4ttu92e6fih1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b4bd355e35c1ecb346eb12d0c84903a04491923 |
| Ok, time for your nap |
| Will it suffice to know you never had a chance to graduate anyway |
| Yoooo im new be beginner friendly wussup yall |
| hey stud! |
| 🥭: why would eye 👁️ ran do this? |
| We’re comparing Berkshire to ETFs though not other public companies |
| details are on the website. |
| Want to touch the hiney ahrrrooooooo |
| Oil Wti long |
| OPEN THIS FUCKING CASINO |
| Why are people lolling at the iran attacks, this shit ain't good for us |
| Now ur kinda forced to learn options and make it all back 🧠 |
| 👏👏👏 |
| Twitter memory bulls have capitulated and sold, we officially bottomed 📈 |
| Same but I’m regarded 🙈 |
| We opening at 760 |
| It would have a chance if there weren’t so many bagholders already itching to sell off |
| I think I'll just put it all in BOBS, seems like such a strong play, maybe they'll make an ai capex theta couch rocking chair quantum Korean kospi catcher and moon call put crash \n\nRegards |
| Kiss my ass-lips |
| She’s a devil here tonight, love don’t let me go💃🕺💃🕺 |
| https://preview.redd.it/5vf4c0p46fih1.jpeg?width=2079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=560a0a62fd3ba92943bea375b4b4e389b77397c5 |
| It HERTZ when I pee |
| but tails pays 100x do you take the bet 🤔 |
| They just hit another ship. Lol. Waiting to see if we follow June 16th like pullback next since they have him by the ballz again. This market has been free money lately with this 🥭idiot-in-charge talking shit out of both sides of his yapper. |
| Anyone willing to share what can I do to start investing? What platform is best? Where to check for stocks and things to look for before investing |
| No ETFs but mutual funds, yes |
| Lmao Iran hit a tanker 30 mins before futures open, they got puts |
| My bet: No reply will ever arrive |
| She, as an WNBA she ? |
| How do i finish |
| people seem bullish that the futures are green, and bearish that the world is at war and there's probably a coming recession. so tomorrow are NBIS calls, right? |
| everyone has gone bearish on memory stocks but everyday you read shit like Apple having A BILLION in chips waiting for dram cuz Tim Apple fucked it up thinking he could get his hands on chinese memory just to be told to kick rocks.\n\nIt seems Im going down with the ship. |
| Need 7800 on Monday , are we good BOL gang ? |
| Moo wants to mooon , but lets see |
| Who actually works? That’s why I gamble |
| This guy gets it |
| Stan LOONA |
| That's where his money is too |
| It’s also funny how everything he did we made up with zero proof. So much for following logic and science |
| Take the seat off, and F yourself. |
| If your portfolio is $6k you should be stacking VOO or SPX or something, not making moves. |
| God damn hes so hot... i mean \n\nshe! SHE is sooo hot. |
| seems bearish to me |
| Spy puts at open |
| doesn’t happen. then they announce concepts of a plan for a framework of a deal. then that doesn’t happen/ then they announce concepts of a plan for a framework of an outline of a deal. that doesn’t happen. etc |
| I'd totally subscribe to an OF about smoked brisket. |
| #I wonder what I did to God's mom in my previous life to piss him off something. Did I fuck her in the ass or something? LMAO🤌 |
| China is ash hoe. |
| I'm confused, but if you're referring the the biotech company I have done no DD on it. I usually avoid the space |
| $KNIGHT |
| if you double up like 30 times you prob never gotta work or gamble again |
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| Neither. The only hope of it going up is with a retail short squeeze, and that doesn't seem to be taking root |
| I've something else mooning for ya |
| Fucking cook always getting screwed |
| sounds like a transformer |
| that's what wsb's is, I shitpost here. \n\nKinda the point lol. Shitpost, get trade ideas, punt if I think the counterparty is regarded |
| Will depend on what happens with interest rates and the value of the dollar |
| Well I wasn't wrong! He invented wireless electricity. I thought that was really freaking cool. |
| Spend some money 💰 |
| The problem is if a stock goes up 10%, then down 10%, you're not even, you're down 1%. |
| Delicious |
| Pro-Chinese bots now post on WSB pretending to be traders? |
| The humility |
| Thank you, good sir 🫡 |
| Should I buy long dated calls on hertz, like 2028 or short term contracts |
| All of them |
| My mouth is on your mom |
| You're retarded brother. That definition wasn't mine, it was from professionals. But go off and show everyone how retarded you are |
| At an actual Casino today. Was losing constantly at craps. I keep increasing my bet and kept losing. Finally at the end I had my biggest bet for all I had left. I won. Then won again. And slowly got even \n\nThat means market green tomorrow |
| Bears r so fuk |
| Start an OF. |
| \*3000 |
| Bers are gonna go extinct this week so better hurry up |
| Drake gives a OF girl a house MrBeast gives a mansion to contestant. And I’m slaving away at Wendy’s 😭😭😭 |
| don’t let the phrase “meat grinder” scare you away, that’s just a term of endearment. |
| Japan and China hate each other |
| NBIS seems too low |
| Fun fact of the day: The skin on your lips is the same as the skin on your anoos. |
| i don't think china and japan are ever gonna be on the same team. |
| realizing they have been filming us this whole time is kind of creepy? imagine if someone in your life was like, "oh yeah, i have been filming every interaction with us since i met you 20 years ago" |
| You too |
| Truth Social level priority please |
| Hertz over $3 tomorrow guys easy money |
| Yeah you are right my left one just fell out |
| In all seriousness I hope everybody here makes money tomorrow and all week, life’s too short🙏 |
| Is there a public company that doesn’t pay wages to any staff? |
| QuarksQuantum has a better chance of $5 than Hertz |
| :pika: |
| imagine if China Japan and Korea teamed up |
| No way that thing dumps before it gets back to the IPO price so a lot of bagholders can finally unload. |
| I've seen many kids fail class repeatedly because everything was handed to them. When I went to school, I had to take on debt /part time job so failing was never an option. |
| Yea plus a hammer falling on your foot |
| Micron pls turn into Mooncron again |
| Put your mouth where my money is |
| Peace through strength by forfeiting 💪 |
| Well, I put money on it and happy I did. |
| SPY to 774? |
| Memory/nand/wdc trade is over. PE is low but price is dropping. No point to buy |
| Just hand over your money to a charity. Cleaner, simpler. |
| Yep, it's just "deep-fried butter" on a stick, avaible at State Fairs throughout the Heart(attack)Land: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_butter |
| Calls on Moo and puts on ScDk prob? |
| Inland Empire is all of those and more! |
| Big acetone guy eh? |
| It’s like when they only let sports players bet on themselves winning. You can’t bet against but you can double-down on yourself! |
| So we pump 10% on a lowkey concepts of a plan of a deal, but now what |
| How many deals are we signing this week? |
| Nice... |
| 😂😘 |
| 50/50 |
| ( | ) |
| You and me both. |
| Reddit is showing me targeted ads for online therapy. I guess that's better than the previous ads of ghey hookup sites. My wife was very upset about those... |
| Axe |
| Sorry for your recent hardship. This sub is good therapy when life gets tough. |
| You’re literally fucking retarded \n\n- guy who is responsible for AI deployment in an enterprise |
| Always. |
| “I used to be a sailor like you” |
| When would be the best time to buy space x puts to capture the August 22 unlocked shares, while missing the IV just caused by this pump? End of the week? |
| I just want to marry an eater, buy puts, and live happily ever after. |
| Baltimore ready rock or fuck off |
| Mine are close to that age. Both are aware that if they choose the Uni path, it is an investment in their future; so pick something other than some Arts degree in ancient basket weaving.\n\nThey will get room and board because I do believe in supporting them, but hard agree on them earning shit in life. |
| This week deal 100% guys, right? |
| Someone knows the legend of debad |
| Bio tech company. Big news coming tmr am. Go check out the abcl sub Reddit lot of info over there. Gonna be a big year for them. |
| LMFAO they are actually smoking crack. $1,600-$2,400 for a month straight on a ship in the Strait of Hormuz is absolute dog shit lol. Thats bad pay even for just a normal cooking job in the U.S. where you get to go home every night. |
| You're a fucking idiot and are just ragebait trolling. That definition was taken from online at an investor website, but you sure know a lot more than the pros LMAO |
| Kospians salivating at the thought of tanking their own stock market 🤤 |
| oh, i give those away for free tho. |
| Pudumping |
| Before top dog died and tim inherited Merrill Lynch money |
| https://preview.redd.it/s1oc2tsb4fih1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=a80edc8dc284c73559b965ce56c42f3555d5de79\n\n |
| wish i ain't sell dat shit |
| Just wait for the big lessons to come later. |
| wat this one? |
| With dividends reinvested? Doubt it |
| It’s more honest work than stock trading tbh. |
| 65% this year, I know what I’m saying |
| Debad better be loading up |
| The dumpster is always hiring |
| Theta butt plug |
| Even 🐝🐝 doesn't like 🥭 peace plan |
| So nothing to lose nothing to gain 😂 |
| BRKB being hyped in WSB, meanwhile over in valueinvesting they're literally hyping RDDT \n\nwat |
| Keep holding |
| People don’t think it be like it is, but it do |
| there’s a weighted coin in your favor. And you see 20 heads in a row. And you think there’s no way it can be another heads so you bet it all on tails. Is that what bears are like? |
| Abcl all the way |
| How do you guys feel about gold? I think it could reach 6k very soon |
| Short sq |
| do you mean like, how rockets crash? |
| Can’t wait to see what happens to my AMD NOV call in the morning and panic sell everything with 90+ contract days remaining |
| t’es malade mec |
| Premium subscription to your trades please 😉 |
| Contact Mr Zhang he good boss |
| Ermergerd! Bernkrehpsehy! |
| that means they’re falling off. you better go to a dr. sorry for your luck |
| Stayed at a Motel 6? |
| This doesn’t seem that bad |
| Lame |
| He got all his Baltimore takes from watching The Wire |
| Market is going to keep rocketing tomorrow u dumbass |
| You don't need to be an employee to use the dumpster there, just get down on your knees and let the nature take its course |
| unluck |
| their feelings got hertz |
| bunch of bagholders from last week |
| The wages of the ~25 employees who manage the company |
| he a bitch |
| On SQQQ |
| Hot take is 🥭 hit midlife crisis but in his 90s so decided to start wars everywhere. He should simply dye his hair black instead and call it a day |
| Def don't lol, looks like it'll get schedule 1'd any day now \n\nI guess the 7 bs gives you physical wd after like a couple days of doing it 😬 |
| regards |
| i made money working as a psychic |
| Anyone who says being surrounded by roaches and gnats isnt a feelgood experience has clearly never given it an honest try. The bugs look out for us. Even the spiders. The whole ecosystem is designed around our very existance. Being without the swarm makes me feel naked and insignificant. Nature doesnt care about me anymore 😥 |
| I bet Hegseth has SPY puts. |
| \-2% tomorrow |
| I have equal amounts of SPY puts and calls. So naturally it will move sideways with zero fluctuations |
| Sum Ting Wong 😼😾 |
| Elon just now: “All cars will have Starlink in the future.”\n\nSPCX bers about to get rekt |
| HERTZZ |
| We def fading tomorrow aren’t we.. 😔 |
| Both |
| Ah! Gheeey! |
| My first crazy option gain was on brk.b calls |
| Whos still holding BBBY bag? |
| It's the next SpaceX |
| YES🙌 |
| Looks like u r looking for sloppy second, it shows |
| Calls? |
| H |
| The kids of today will be broke AF as adults, except maybe a few dozen of em. We’re speedrunning the death of capitalism. The result will be hilariously devastating. |
| never tried it. Bought some for the last rave, decided to just do acid, molly, weed & dance instead. Gave those away to a friend |
| Amazing. 20k is your entire net worth and you're talking about investing advice and how bad diversification is lol. If your method worked you'd have millions by now. |
| If you say so daddy |
| Naked? Trying to decide if selling naked calls and puts would work with IV being so high |
| I like INFQ it's a true pure play quantum company but it's definitely a long hold play for me! |
| I'm not a trader, I'm a wealth reallocator |
| What if I missed the notice? |
| You're gay |
| You don't get banned anymore. You only get banned from making banbets for a week |
| Which still doesn't solve the issue of increased competition..... |
| Pics? |
| Why is everyone talking about htz |
| HERTZZZ |
| Pmsl |
| It's supposed to be like, if you see a giant rip, sell. If you see a giant dip, buy. \n\nI always saw it as, Everytime I sell it rips and Everytime I buy, it dips. \n\nIt's all viewpoint. I understand life now. \n\nLet me start the yoloing for a 3rd time. |
| I doubt that this is real: "if you're from Moscow and join the army, your monthly salary is like $20,000" |
| Dynamite or flip-flops? |
| horizontally |
| >Warren Buffet\n\nYou know it's quality when they spell his name wrong. |
| Anyone making any reference to HTZ going forward from this moment on is gay. Please treat this as an official and only notice. |
| Fr fr |
| Mostly I have no clue what any of you are talking about |
| I’m gonna move my hips like wine in a glass who’s with me baby woohoo |
| I just lost my job at Wendy's... |
| Am hold |
| Taco actually caved 😳 |
| https://youtu.be/SyEnlaoiWE4?si=az6T4Z\_D5oqEBQ8O |
| Surprised Buffet is still alive drinking 5 cokes a day for the past 50 years |
| maybe he just rented they buttholes |
| ill give you a high five |
| The humidity |
| "What? Vaporized? A body can vaporize?" |
| It's like the entire wealth of regard retail knowledge at your fingertips. |
| Hi ovulating im dad |
| Whos buting wendys? |
| coffee is good but too much caffeine is bad |
| Its called advanced money destroyer for a reason |
| First ones “always free” 🤣 |
| not oil |
| The earth is healing |
| Worse than the WEN twats, and I say that as a regarded WEN bagholder |
| I just need above $90 by Jan, for my CSP to not get assigned! |
| Which way ? |
| plant yo face in it bruh |
| Why did the weekend end so fast |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Fat ass wives are the best |
| oklo ✓ |
| **BanBet Created** ▼ | **Record:** 1W - 0L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPCX** | $120.00 (below) | $133.71 | -10.3% | Aug 14, 9:25 PM | |
| How many of you in here are hooked on kratom/7oh? Don't be shy now |
| Baltimore has pit beefs, crab cakes, crab chips, and heroin lots and lot of heroin. |
| !banbet SPCX 120 5d |
| NET yolo |
| Humping |
| You're comparing Nvidia to Micron? Like they are in the same boat? One has a huge moat, one doesn't. Micron' s future earnings are all based on pricing power, which will level off, while Nvidia differentiates with a superior product. Even an idiot can figure that out. |
| People trying to use AI for trading do not seem to understand it was trained on us!\n\nIt is already an engineering marvel it does not always suggest to fullport into POET/NBIS/WEN after "hello". |
| still trying to figure it out |
| >Trump says US is ‘only semi-negotiating’ with Tehran\n\nI think I am going to semi-invest this week |
| It more of a sun downing market, ie when trump sun downs markets go down, you have to wait for his midnight rants for them to go back up |
| Maybe |
| People really save for their kids college fund? For fuck sake stop babying your kid and let them take on debt and student loan like every body else |
| HRTZ |
| HERTZZ |
| Are you worried there might be a rug-pull like every single other time a deal was close? |
| Mods: please ban all the bots that are spamming the car rental company. \n\nSincerely,\n🇳🇬 prince |
| Why not both!? 🚀 🥔 |
| You make a fantastic point! But how much is the sex robots?\n\n Is there maintenance costs to the robots?\n\n Are they self cleaning like a real human female?\n\n Will it also always be right in every argument? \n\nI need a secondary chart and a side by side view so I can do a proper benefit cost analysis to find out if a sex robot is indeed less expensive than my current fiance. \n\nIt's not that I'm looking to upgrade my wife or anything... I'm just trying to save us both some money. Well mainly me. Im trying to save my money so I can buy more htz calls. |
| Theres maybe one or two more cute lil roach bois who have survived the grueling trip out west but they do not seem happy. They had everything back home. If my resiliant lil friends wont make this journey then what hope is there for me 😒 |
| Semi's full port |
| He does not. 36 more mins |
| You should’ve bought hertz |
| How do you question his wisdom. |
| Found the biggest Elon larper |
| It’s a pied piper siren song for regards. |
| Per usual, suboxone & baconators this week 🥷🦅 |
| Those pay rates are absurd.\n\nA spot-market VLCC (Very Large Crude Carrier) can earn around **US$162,600 per day** on a time-charter-equivalent basis.\n\nImagine being responsible for one of these vessels, spending months at a time away from your family, and earning just **$370 per week as a sailor**, or **$3,700 per week as the Master** with ultimate responsibility for the entire vessel and crew.\n\nMeanwhile, that same ship can generate **almost US$5 million in freight earnings over a 30-day period**, while carrying close to **US$187 million worth of oil.**\n\nThe level of responsibility, risk and personal sacrifice involved simply does not seem remotely proportionate to those wages. |
| Ive been considering trying them. I will continue not to. Thank you for your service. |
| So if I post banbet and get it wrong i will be banned for 1 week? And if I win - what Reddit gives me? |
| $2,000 a month. No way I'm risking my life for that. |
| I bought some ONDS. It has fucked me before, im ready to get fucked once again. Been dry |
| The lines at Avis are ridiculous, we need another player. A player who fixed his mistakes. |
| Won ton soup |
| He bought a futures contract on me. Physical settlement is April 1st. |
| Gonna need 280 but yeah |
| Mount Everest ain't got shit on me. |
| Yes |
| Open the rental carsino |
| Would be very cool but I highly doubt it |