Redditのwallstreetbets（WSB）でやり取りされているコメントの最新1000件を掲載しています。スレッド毎には分けておらず、WSBで投下されているコメントを一気に抽出しているため、コメント毎に話題の中心になっている内容は異なります。とりあえずRedditのWSBの雰囲気を感じ取りたいという方は下記リストでも十分かと思います。
1時間に1回更新しています。
| コメント群 |
|---|
| Congrats son. You’re a gambler. Which is nothing to be proud of. |
| Who ever fired the missiles as Diego Garcia started shooting first! |
| Ugh I’m Canadian |
| US and Iran are so close to a deal that to celebrate, they are shooting missiles 🚀 at each either |
| "BREAKING: At least six Americans from the hantavirus-infected MV Hondius cruise ship have returned home to four states, per NYP\n\nTwo Georgia residents, one in Arizona, two in Texas, one in Virginia and one California resident were on board the Dutch cruise liner and left during the virus outbreak — which has killed three people and sickened at least seven others so far."\n\n\n |
| I used to get their $4 meals (burger and small fries) and sometimes even s milkshake \n\n\nBut once they got rid of those $4, I just stop going. |
| futes are going to 0\n\n \nwe're fucked |
| 750 tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!! |
| This doesn’t make sense to master retard? Whats the world coming to |
| How are you losing money in this insane bull market? |
| He did use options if you didn't want to read the while thing lol |
| Yeah I’d vote on it |
| Should be in a Roth correct? |
| kdk puts |
| "so I finally decided to open some long positions after the market rallied 25% in 1 week" |
| $REA murica earths |
| Conceptually, I would love the War in Iran they could do it with zero people dying |
| it would if it actually believed we'd follow through on it. its clear the admin doesn't have the stomach for it long-term and will do anything it can to wriggle itself out |
| sure why not |
| The one by me is always packed.\n\nFood is good, made fresh, simple.\n\nMine always has excellent service as well. Not hard for me to see why they do well. |
| Who is Lorna and who is brown boy in this situation? |
| 🥭 launched missiles at Iran... I mean IREN, now its dumping |
| never touching iren at earnings again |
| Can Iren V back to like $80? |
| Those fries are great if you don’t have tastebuds |
| How fucked are my car calls? Possible big squeeze tomorrow or I’m totally fucked? Any insight would help thanks |
| I think, guh, that's kind of generous, $0. |
| I'm down 46% YTD every single day is the same for me |
| Wow thanks for letting me know I feel so much better lmao |
| Because intel isn’t up 8% after hours fuck nut |
| Bf here: i didnt say you could watch weirdo |
| Oil dump fake |
| What color were the crayons that you ate? |
| Iren and the Gay of Whoremoanz |
| Holy shit |
| Last time went there we spent almost 100 bucks on 4 people for dinner…we did have a couple of shakes instead of drink but we only had 3 orders of fries instead since the wife and i shared them. |
| I’m Toast |
| https://preview.redd.it/f7pms99gkszg1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58e81e32554d114d72f8f91b855187e3663ec43a |
| $300 in no time |
| Holy fuck MM's cucked everyone on IREN |
| Is this a good time to full port memory and AI stocks with margin? |
| Doesn’t matter, you paid an extreme premium due to high IV. They can be in the money and worth less than what you paid for them tomorrow morning. I encourage you to play around with this tool:\n\nhttps://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-call.html\n\nRobinhood’s simulate profits tool uses the Greeks from close which will change drastically tomorrow. You will get smacked by IV crush at open. |
| If you loved my at 686 you are gonna koyiy even more at 175 😂🤌 |
| When someone asks for advice but don't listen\n\nsmh |
| Lmao this market is soemthing else. It just proves the markets don’t give a shit about the war. |
| maybe that was it for the pullback i doubt it but i don't discount the possibility in this crazy market |
| I've decided to regardmaxx so I just bought a bunch of shit going up and hope it keeps going up. Hows my plan. |
| G Unit!!!! |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Got wiped out. Lost everything smh |
| These 🌽 mining companies that pivoted are such shit |
| Iren Lmao |
| IREN heading back to 40 |
| I believe he is referring to the whole market lol. Spy was up and then down |
| Market love tap coming in hot |
| Might as well missile strike the hantavirus cruise ship and call it a love tap |
| “Love tap” my port is getting deep dicked |
| Americans still gainfully employed, spending and investing money. Next question... |
| Sir, this is a family place |
| Everyone knows Han shot first |
| I heard “Die CRWV die” in sideshow Bob’s voice |
| Why are you doing it the slow way? |
| Have you checked it now? The move was completely faded 🤣 \nI have a feeling it’ll be down even more by morning. |
| apparently the indian was just a scammer trying to get some exit money |
| I might gamble on SPY 0DTE tomorrow. |
| Everything is bullish it was just a general who farted and everyone got scared but Iran it’s desperate for a deal. |
| Aaaaaaaaaaand, Fuk Bers. Go make fuk with your mom |
| Red futures in this market? Unallowed! Probably green by open. |
| They are $1 ITM. RIP |
| once held a "revolutionary" stock pick for months, turned out to be just the same old pump and dump lmao |
| \#LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| I should call him |
| will iren be ok? why did it pump and dump? |
| Made an extra $2 this paycheck you dirty peasants |
| I wish we were talking about cannons again. I really miss that guy. |
| I bet women are actually much better traders than men... ZERO logic in the market. ZERO |
| It was a love tap just boys being boys 😎 |
| Dam, the market not even giving bears a chance to buy calls. |
| Did you do it without options or did you short Rigetti?\n\n\nAlso congratulations and fuck you. |
| As long as we let the other know before it happens so they can buy the dip. |
| green in 1 hour. ATH by open |
| wars over btw |
| Oh |
| Iren strikes and Iran strikes are not the same |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 1 | **First Seen In WSB** | 1 month ago\n**Total Comments** | 10 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 2 months | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| >everyone person in the world: up 100-1000% YTD, millionaires\n\n>me: 0% YTD, workslave-bitch counting pennies at the pump |
| That SLV rally didn’t last long |
| Wtf u talking about. It's the opposite of what u said |
| slob my knob corn on the cob |
| that 15 minute AH pump is giving serious LMAO |
| IREN is the 2x inverse Iran ETF, right |
| I went to get a prostate exam and I asked the doctor where I should put my pants and he told me…\n\nOver there with his. \n\n$QQQ 720 2 days |
| Her bf said I can only watch |
| I'm not, but I'd like to be! |
| Probably cooking not cooked. Guessing steady 733 tomorrow through close, down 2% Monday, then up 5% Tuesday. |
| Just a love tap, we’re just horsing around 🤪 green af tomorrow |
| If America cared to fire first, there'd be no "Iran" government to report anything. |
| Without fluff news before earnings IREN is in the 30s, low 40s at best. |
| It was never straight |
| is that like an escort except you purchase a lifetime license |
| You donated it to the ballroom |
| he never gives his wife that. those cankles are too lethal |
| What are you referring to? |
| Which one? The one today or the one on the school? Lmao |
| this guy is so obviously desperate to end the war |
| Lmao everything is rebounding |
| I’d bet my left nut that the US shot first |
| Market never takes a dump. We witnessed it after hours. |
| Jensen on CNBC right now let's pamp it! |
| If this war doesnt stop ima have to step in |
| Good news/ earnings = DOOMP IT. war and pandemic = ATH |
| https://preview.redd.it/lredkac0kszg1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f310423428410afbd3d4658c0a073360eb198b66 |
| I wish I was in the is so I can make money too lol. Fuck |
| Stock is down AH. |
| The white house |
| There was a tweet. Peace deal seconds away, promise |
| I dont have a wife yet |
| 😌 |
| Rklb is green! |
| Where did all my money go |
| They thought 😂 ATH in the am. |
| Smart move. Keep on keepin on. Yeah tax man sucks but lost profits is the worst burn. It’s like sex without finishing |
| I was joking about the ceasefire and all 🥭 had to say is ceasefire is still in effect for markets to bounce right back up\n\nDon't think 🇮🇷 got the memo but fuck them I guess lmao |
| Gotta meet those quota's... |
| They just gotta finish this. One has to prevail so everyone everything can come to a close |
| This is the dumbest fucking timeline. \n\n"President Trump tells me in a phone call the retaliatory strikes against Iranian targets are just a "love tap." |
| Wrong. Han Shot First |
| Do you boys actually have seggs wif yo wife? |
| He has close to 100% on margin? No chance.\nAnd don’t call me babe. |
| Shrödinger deal |
| Not on the House since the President did fail 4 of the other casinos lol |
| Please disperse immediately. There is nothing to see here. |
| neoclouds are in deep trouble after SpaceXAI decided to give up on frontier models. |
| europe needs american semi conductors. soxx calls\n\n\nhttps://www.dw.com/en/solar-sabotage-why-europe-sees-security-risks-in-solar-power/a-77066865\n |
| The classic Tomahawk love tap 🤷 |
| In a sane world, VIX calls would be blatantly obvious at this price... |
| I saw the US's strike in my Facebook timeline an hour ago, and just saw news of the Iran strike about 20 minutes ago. Hope that helps them sort it out. |
| it's a pump and dump and anyone who uses their service will never get laid |
| Tbh I don't even think a Bitcoin rally to 200K can bring Coin back to ATH |
| BEARS LOL |
| I look forward to many further cloudflare outages |
| My whole point is you can make a profit without hitting the “break even price”. Maybe not on this cause OP chose a retarded strike and expiration but dont be a retard, breakeven doesn’t mean shit as far as profitability when you plan on selling an option that you bought. Dense ass |
| 1/3 today, Sold Oracle immediately and made big bux |
| Just a love tap he says 😂😂 |
| The world is over!!!! Everyone is going to die!!!! |
| ADBE, ORCL, NOW saas ain’t dead |
| **SPY doesn’t care** |
| Bitcoin is for October. Actual corn is NOW 😂 |
| A "love tap" is a hell of a way to refer to missile strikes. |
| Chicken/egg scenairo. What came first the bomb or the peace. Ironically the answer is more SNDK |
| soxx calls. europes solar inverters need a swap out. thanks china\n\nhttps://www.dw.com/en/solar-sabotage-why-europe-sees-security-risks-in-solar-power/a-77066865\n |
| The Great Bear Market of SPY 735 -> 730 is now over.\n\nBull run continues |
| Maybe the true ceasefire are the friends we made along the way cause that's all we gonna have when market take a big fat dump tomorrow. |
| you think it cant get dumber and then we've got a little military love tap\n\nwhere does the energy to be this retarded and gullible come from, just fascinating |
| I bought a few contracts of Will Jesus Christ return before 2027. It has a good r/r |
| Look away for 5 mins and all my hypothetical put gains are gone? Da fuck |
| Wars over? |
| Bers fucking thought, loser ass |
| 🚨IRAN AND US HAVE AGREED THAT UP 10 MISSLE STRIKES PER DAY EACH ARE ALLOWED DURING THE CEASEFIRE. |
| Are you full porting shares every time? |
| Currently flights during the window he offered it to us are over $1400 each. It might be different if we'd never been, but we stayed in his place just last year. |
| Boy Cuba is fucked |
| its a miracle |
| Congrats. How do you handle a position that’s in loss? Wait or cut? |
| Oil shorts covered, time to pump. |
| Han shot first. |
| where? |
| Full short on cloudflare, downsizing a team because more work can be automated = genuinely regarded CEO decision. Their first instinct is not: more work can be automated = we can build and make more. It's lets downsize the team and get caught up by the other company who doubles down on employees using AI to build more and faster. |
| Face ripper recovery |
| https://preview.redd.it/z4husxbojszg1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8502b0f55c1da16785bef1e6c745a29f69b43510 |
| The war is over, does anyone actually think it will restart?? |
| CEASEFIRE STILL IN EFFECT, PEACE DEAL IMMINENT WITHIN 48 HOURS!!!!!! \n\n\-axios |
| An honest mistake |
| Okay, so, what color do I lay my chips and other snacks on? |
| Fine??? Best earnings in company history. If macro wasn’t so shit rn RKLB would be 10-15% green |
| Sell at open and look for cheap long dated calls if you want to double down on their recovery |
| “Love tap” |
| And now we’re pumping back up again lmfaooooo |
| Doesn't matter until Asia opens |
| WTI is now down 1.15. Futures anyway |
| And they probably were not retaliatory. The US probably struck first. |
| More explosions in Iran apparently.. hostilities "ceasefire" resuming it seems. |
| Guys can you please be a little more dramatic here |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 1 | **First Seen In WSB** | 5 months ago\n**Total Comments** | 8 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 2 years | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| This except one retard is a huge triple black belt in all the different martial arts that are best at killing and the other is a small scrappy religious fanatic that will continue to throw themselves at the behemoth killer until either the killer gives up or they run out of religious fanaticism. |
| Brought to you by an AXIOS reporter who heard it from some "sources". |
| Hope no one has an exam on canvas lol |
| Jesus Fucking Christ what timeline are we in 😂🤌 |
| No. Midterms. Liquidity evaporating. New fed chair. Massive volatility by end of year. |
| everyone? not me 😕 |
| that little explosion was actually just the peace fireworks going off prematurely |
| Two burgers at shake shack are $10 if you use the app |
| I would like to apply to join Axios. In return for spreading propaganda you get to front run the markets. Very lucrative, very legal.\n\nSpy 800c 07/04 |
| Hope you went all in on this pony 🐎 |
| Bears got BOUGHT THE FUCK UP really fast just now lmaooooo |
| Not a strong enough ER to push things, lotto play is dead unless you want to check for cheap long dated calls tomorrow, I figure if they are cheap enough its worth a double down as EPS miss was a penny and revenue growth was solid |
| There’s mango again pumping the markets saying a ceasefire is still on |
| Zoom in on the green text and you can see the discolored pixelation behind it |
| sheik shack and join OPEC |
| will SOUN drop more tomorrow? my 5/8 calls are cooked regardless but should i sell at open? |
| Lemme guess...expensive. |
| Because it was very limited attack / response from both side. No escalation, therefore no VIX. |
| That’s how a ceasefire works. We bomb you but not constantly. We cease sometimes |
| Bruh nobody gives a fuck about Iran, green af tomorrow |
| Trump tells ABC News retaliatory strikes against Iranian targets after Iran attack are just a ‘love tap’\n\nWhat in the world... lmao |
| Thank you for thanking us for our attention to that matter. |
| Took profits on ARM before earnings, took profit on IREN yesterday before earnings, took profit on NVDA and MSFT today as well. Decent week so far 17 closed positions with only 2 lost trades and nothing expiring until June. 80% of profits rolled into long term. Port up 30% this week, y’all enjoy see y’all Monday |
| You need occasional bad news to pump on “good” news. |
| 👆 |
| -0.42% and going up quick… the curse continues |
| Bought MSFT calls at $409. Sold at $423. Let me chill |
| Because nothing is actually real you dumb fuck |
| Believe it or not. Fuck you |
| HOLY SHIT WAR OVER |
| turns out one of the tomahawks intended for iran hit IREN instead |
| Margin, babe. |
| 1 hr Iran war everything is fine again peace deal tomorrow |
| BREAKING: SLOB ONMY KNOB STRAIT OPEN FOR BUSINESS |
| At least the rant won't be a word salad, eh? |
| …can I grab like 50k of that? |
| Escalate to de-escalate \n\- S Bessent \n\n(Yes we ARE in the upside down) |
| The ufc belt beside him during the press conference is all time |
| I am going for shrooms and crying inside |
| Futures are moving up even if they are red. Bottom is in, higher lows I think the smart people say. |
| How the fuck is the VIX so calm |
| I’m in the US. Stock Futures were way down. Only down a little now. WTI is down .77 |
| All in $HAWK ipo tomorrow \n\n |
| Coinbase q/q y/y loss LOL how are they not down -40%, at this valuation HOOD deserves to be 600 |
| 😆😆😆😆 |
| BEARS LMAOOOOO |
| Iren was cuck |
| lol owned by a bot |
| I AM A HUMBLE SHAREHOMO\n\nHAVE SOME FUCKING MERCY |
| Fr tho how do you fuck up and earnings call that bad you lose all the gains from a nvda deal |
| Next few months i figure, the longer we go with the war the more likely we are to have the market realize just how bad things are, I fully expect 10$ a gallon gas |
| The corrupt and manipulated market its called Now, not US market but a casino market for corruption and manipulation |
| Quickest V in the west |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 10 | **First Seen In WSB** | 3 months ago\n**Total Comments** | 127 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 4 months | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Because everyone is copying Burrys 330 put trade hence the crazy put/call ratio. |
| IREN Damn! What an evil reversal |
| Pedal? |
| Is this yesterday you retard |
| Iren was just bombed back to the stone ages 💥 |
| Fyi, every reply to you at the time im posting this is inaccurate. \nIm on mobile so not going to type the answer...but these ain't it. |
| Alternative ceasefire |
| Never count your chickens before they hatch. |
| Still profit. |
| Aw |
| It’s V’ing |
| when have you showered the last time |
| I own CRWD. Had it for couple of years. |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| What happened to soun? I was promised a short squeeze |
| crazy |
| Wow made 6 trades today and somehow only lost 50 bucks I’d call that a win |
| Omg you're the guy that got cooked by amd. 😂😂😂 how have you not been banned yet my god aren't the beatings enough |
| you and me both friend |
| Whatever it takes. Get rich or die trying. |
| You're about a month too late |
| Going ALL IN on Oil Calls tomorrow, selling 15 mins after I buy in case 🥭 or Kegsbreath fuck it up |
| LRCX AMAT ASML\n\nIf we’re lucky these pullback, FUCKING BUY |
| Im gonna need some hormuz sauce with that and a Baja blast |
| We V’ING? |
| Don’t tease me. Holding puts. |
| Sorry, I meant today's earnings |
| Did a weighted muscle up earlier.\n\nNot sure whats more fucked my back or Iren call holders 🤔 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ibjrh9f0jszg1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23ba572d2dcbd36159bdb192d1e05036d4b309a5 |
| unfavourably |
| something seems very fishy |
| That’s surprising to me that they said no. Must be something more I have not inferred. |
| How come? Do you have Intel puts? |
| I know what company you are talking about. They did 70% this last month right? |
| ligma?\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| But ligma did. |
| bombs mean more peace |
| ONE OF THE BEST CEASEFIRES IN HISTORY! |
| God bless pajama traders |
| Tomorrow crashing 20% |
| What you mean lol. We’re at all time highs and there’s been no resolution. Oils logistics has been totally fucked but markets keep chugging |
| SNDK MU and DRAM |
| I’m pissed. |
| Thanks you approved it already! |
| Sir, this is a Wen- oh, never mind. |
| Yes |
| I can't keep having sleep for dinner |
| until you cash out it's not a win |
| 👏always👏but👏the👏dio👏 |
| The very second I jumped in with 5x leverage it tanked burning account out 🤮 lesson learned (or not) |
| Imagine running up 27% on a 30million (yeah not billion) maybe |
| Nice donation |
| Breaking you’re a fucking retard |
| At least RKLB earnings are fine |
| DDOG calls im thinking 210 calls for mid June |
| The claim was that their expensive and the counterclaim was that their value meals are less expensive than everyone else.\n\nYour unrelated insult has been noted, though. |
| Ex wife now |
| which calls in particular? |
| Finally got the big win I needed in after hours and this damn war screws it up |
| Just woke up from a coma after 18 months. Can’t wait to see how my favourite stock TTD is doing. |
| The great crash of 2:50-3:00 pm pst. |
| SMCI and NBIS |
| Fml |
| Post positions |
| TACO and his friends just pump out fake Peace-Talk/Ceasefire-Talk headlines to cheat Algo to pump the stock market. \n\nIt doesn't matter if the Ceasefire is real or not. Its all about cheat Algo to do what TACO wants it to do. |
| Rekt |
| People usually pay good money for the type of abuse IREN giving call holders. |
| betting on a meme stock like msft is playing with fire. |
| lmao the chip stocks just vibing at the craps table while the rest of us lose money |
| nice |
| Have they thought of pivoting to AI? Seems to work for everyone else. |
| I posted this playbook for MELI 3 months ago in Value Investing as I've been a long-time investor in it. Gave them exact levels and everything. told them buy at $1600-$1750 and sell at $1850 unless there was more of a bullish indicator. A bunch of them got so mad because waaaaah Buffett says we need compounders.\n\nThis is why that sub's steakhouse only serves salad. |
| So |
| No, sir! Oil is up and futures are down. Gonna be a red day tomorrow. |
| Bot |
| Calls are dead, sorry for your loss |
| green already lmao, ber r fuk |
| Send iren red |
| Of course the war starts mattering to the market once I'm leveraged to the tits with calls |
| They were already shitting on each other yesterday. Don't know why it was green. \n\nDonald broke the trading algorithms. |
| Market at ATH? Ahh let’s turn the war back on boys |
| https://preview.redd.it/en94qd2riszg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=294b98f2cd7ebcada79998cc461a25a6a3b8f6ac |
| Doesn't look like anyone made money on earnings, Lmao |
| I think it might be a little less than 60% looking at the stock price |
| Don't worry the "ceasefire" is doing just fine according to the media. Ignore the missles flying overhead |
| been in a long time and I'm here to tell you there is zero fucking chance of that happening |
| Grab n go |
| Why V? |
| https://preview.redd.it/wd6h31lpiszg1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5496fc4259759f29841545f5943ebea0ace2985 |
| Ya, I got calls at the top. Again. |
| But I thought we already won this war a few times |
| https://preview.redd.it/c21wkz3piszg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b717600757c332c525f6cffc1e032ab9a7ae314\n\n |
| That’s there is a V |
| Friday = TANKer….Monday = WANKer |
| The ol' Han Solo eh? |
| “Ceasefire” is just to pump spy |
| Watch all the bears come out of hibernation just to get wrecked as we hit all time highs tomorrow regardless of any geopolitical crap. |
| probably having another unscheduled routine dental procedure |
| I’m thinking we grave rob Secretariat’s body, clone in him in a lab, win the Derby, and buy TXN w the funds |
| Imagine IREN call holders prematurely showing their wife +27% AH \n\nGot some explaining to do |
| sold all my nvidia calls few days back now its up. everything else i got down 😞. iren make up your mind |
| Who is Han and who is Greedo? |
| Why V? |
| Think investors of IREN just saw the NVIDIA part and didn’t read the fine print. -30% crazy work for a shit company |
| AAOI out there fudging their numbers and still had a double miss with a downward guidance.\n\nOuch. |
| That’s precisely why I stopped going |
| Looooooooool |
| the fifa world cup champion of peace pedal recipient would never |
| Sonion 😭 |
| Break even $61. It’s at $58 now. You’re not gonna be ITM and IV gonna take your $20k away. |
| Iren Bols fukt |
| preciate that |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Dizzy_Standard_1937 made a bet that MSFT would go to 483.09774999999996 within **3 weeks** when it was 420.085 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Nbis better be green in the morning 😭😭 |
| Donny took the L on his tariffs again while all this is going down lmao gonna be a legendary rant coming soon I’ll bet |
| Sir another Axios headline has hit the markets |
| Yes |
| Micro war |
| Keep giving me those 40% off Double Quarter Pounder deals and I’ll keep buying |
| We could literally start bombing them again tomorrow and tech would go green over the next few days anyway. |
| >BREAKING: APPLE HAS ENTERED INTO A STRATEGIC PARTNERSHIP WITH INTEL WORTH APPROXIMATELY 20 BILLION DOLLARS PER ANNUM FOR APPLE TO UTILIZE INTEL FABRICATORS FOR IPHONE PROCESSORS. INTEL IS UP 8% IN AFTER HOURS TRADING ON THIS NEWS. |
| i am buying SHOP tomorrow |
| Green by open ofc |
| 😂 |
| Bro someone posted their simulated gains on iren calls after that spike lmao |
| It worked so well for me with TSLA... until I kept doing it and got wrecked. |
| SPY 800 and Iran can't stop it. |
| IREN lol what the fuck happened |
| Iren call holders thought they had a 10 bagger an hour ago 😭 |
| So with this… if they have to refund the companies then that’s a lot of money flowing back into equities, no? So big green soon? |
| barak hussein ravid incoming |
| I thought their military has been completely obliterated. How is it that they are still able to shoot at us? |
| SILVER/OIL Is a good pair trade |
| Suk ma noots ghey boi. |
| Historic AH bear run |
| and they will announce it AGAIN |
| +30 |
| Watch how they magically open the strait if market drops and price of gas keeps on going up. |
| Actually for months fries are $3 and shakes are $5 in the app, at least in SoCal |
| Ouch! |
| IREN being a nasty bitch! Damn! |
| The ol’ Hormuz Solo |
| alright barak ravid we're gonna need a spicy headline to pump this back up tomorrow |
| the only thing getting carpet bombed is my portfolio |
| The economy is in shambles, I went from green as fuck to red |
| CEASEFIRE STILL GOING STRONG |
| Dell only sells abt 80,000 AI servers vs 2.5 mil normal servers. The 80k servers no one knows installed as it takes 3 yrs to install and price is like $200k. Dont know if those prices will hold in 2027. Everyone likes to tout AI when it’s only less than 10% of sales….. |
| AAPL all time high rally tomorrow. $295 is not a meme. |
| Hahah I get that you don't want to admit you're making a dumb argument, but surely you see how stupid that sounds? |
| LOL SHAK wit fwd PE 70. Fuck outta here. |
| This is just because Barron wanted to buy another dip |
| https://preview.redd.it/m7w04l8biszg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a5b7f0ad56c0db8a7e9ca39b4f0a4552aab2ba |
| They’re the new judea cucks |
| Bitcoin under 80k after Saylor made his threat.\n\nThe MSTRer army controls the price of bitcoin now.\n\nBitcoiners, beware.\n\nIf you let our chart fall below 1.22x MNAV...\n\nWe will crush you. |
| Is the war over again? |
| All futures are red, assuming you mean us market |
| So, like, how do you feel? |
| Calls |
| Sorry man 🤣 |
| Imagine not investing in semiconductors lmao |
| Now show the short term capital gains tax bill. |
| They’re freaking out because old people orgies are helping the transmissions |
| So much winning! |
| Bread ceasefire -0.25%, then ceasefire back on +2%. Repeat daily as needed until QQQ 10,000 |
| Die Coreweave! My puts better be beautiful at open. |
| explains why its dumping now |
| It's still a ceasefire bols. I PROMISE. \n\nBuy the dip tomorrow \n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER |
| I'm just a FareShag and even I'm feeling a little unwell |
| Loaded up $50K of RXT but was supposed to be $50K of RTX |
| It’s a mediocre better option against 5guys\n |
| Computers |
| 😂😂😂😂 |
| Fuck the citizens, what about my STONKS?! |
| From +30% to red in 2h. Normal IREN earnings. LMAO |
| Why wouldn’t it? These attacks don’t phase the massive earnings growth of tech |
| Have no fear, there will be a new "peace" deal on the table and our 400th victory declared before markets open again tomorrow |
| These are already deep ITM and basically trading near intrinsic value now. IV crush matters way more when most of the option’s value is extrinsic. We’ll see tomorrow. |
| IREN fucked shit up on the call 😭 |
| “A U.S. official told Axios the exchange did not constitute a resumption of the war, but the Iranian military described the U.S. strikes as a ceasefire violation and threatened retaliation.”\n\nSo it’s a peaceful missile? 🤡🤡🤡 |
| mambo TOO quiet today |
| Isn't this just another ceasefire |
| so glad i switched to shares and sold my ARM and IREN at the top for once... now to make up the next few thousand percent i'm down |
| Is it me or is it DDOG in here |
| I’ll say it: their burgers just aren’t that good. Even Five Guys whoops them and they used to be considered the “premium” brand. |
| It's already over. New peace talk under pipeline as per Whitehouse. That's why we are recovering\n |
| PEDO(nald) |
| 😂😂😂 |
| I don’t think I’ve seen a stock go from up 20% to red post earnings. Iren is almost there |
| Pump and Dump on oil. Anyone who is NOT making huge profits is a bad trader |
| Even if it has gone downhill, to compare Shake Shack to McDonald's is crazy. |
| $IREN callboys in a glass case of emotion my fucking goodness gracious |
| I truly can't believe iren just bled out like that |
| Like anyone here has shares. Lol |
| Algos confusing Iren with Iran 😔 |
| Fucking nailed it. They're talking about napkins, bags, appliances, electricity, real esate, labor.\n\nNot my problem. Im the customer and im not paying for a tiny burger patty. |
| 🧸🪤 |
| The ideal scenario for my port configuration tomorrow is SPY to 1000 and QQQ to 0 |
| If it grips |
| No , but it's your portfolio that is doing it. |
| Eww she got polluted by some lawyer |
| 😮💨\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/q7uitk11iszg1.jpeg?width=713&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e756a8eb76a5d8eafe097a1cce32457ea11663 |
| iren decide not to have earnings today? |
| Yeah he should’ve bought calls for the run up to earnings, not the day of. IV crush will fuck him even if he’s ITM tomorrow. |
| and spy is still not 739 or 742 |
| The dip is getting bought in full force already LMAO |
| SPY 100 January puts are only 9 cents |
| Disney fireworks at play. |
| It’s a lot less exhausting when you just buy calls and ignore it |
| No way dip is being bought already |
| cease fire will commence before we start again monday evening |
| THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER |
| Gonna need Barak Ravid to save us |
| holy IREN. What a turn of events |
| Why would I marry a person with student debt lol peasant |
| If you look at the intra-day candles, the market in general and in particular ridiculous shit like teslur it is stairs down, elevator up every time lately |
| **Red day? In *my* casino?** |
| Wild. CLM26 didn't do much |
| IREN holy jit. WTF is IREN, anyway? |
| Bulls have hantavirus |
| Holy fuck I’m going to puke iren |
| But the peace deal is as good as inked they said ! |
| And oil is falling and futures are now headed up! Gotta love this shit |
| Oh yeah and don’t forget the billionaire short at 330am |
| More info? |
| CZR MGM |
| Who says u cant do both |
| iren call holders pissed 😡🤣 |
| Lmao just look at this shit man. Literally cannot stay down. |
| Of course Shake Shack has to cost more. Think about the shareholders value!!! |
| I told yall it would be a nothingburger |
| Lol. Lmao even |
| My bad omg I'm still not used to SPY starting with a 7. It won't for long though |
| If you bought IREN calls or puts you got wrecked if you bought 2x leverage you made money or 2x short at the top you made money. |
| Ceasefire still going strong. I heard Iran signed the deal right now! |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/No-Alarm3762 made a bet that MSFT would go to 500.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 420.05 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| >Federal trade court strikes down Trump's 10% global tariff\n\n#Just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
| TOTO |
| I prefer my mental health tug |
| 🥭 gonna open orange |
| You jinxed us fucktard |
| As of May 7, 2026, there have been 739,742 days since January 1, 1 AD |
| Why they down 8% |
| Irrational market should not be v ing |
| Qqq recovered $3.50 since futures opened |
| ANNA jumped 9% |
| Just make sure it's the largest size pizza available or you're burning money. |
| Are the bears rejoicing at spy 730? |
| Ah shit here we go again... |
| If you think AI operation of a multi-ton 18 wheeler rig pulling a trailer will be the same as a little fucking sedan then you are obviously not even old enough to drive. |
| Ain't shit if it ain't realized. |
| Just a grand finale, that's all that's to be seen here |
| I have a big RKLB position, decent ASTS position. ASTS is a wildcard to me. Great tech but it has no control over whether its satellites get into orbit. |
| On oil, I sure did |
| ornamental gourds |
| Source? They are already announced collab back in May of 2025 |
| I think this might be it. |
| Buying a leveraged internet money ETF six months ago was a fuckin mistake |
| When the working class can't afford the cheapest shittiest food out there, you're asking for us to start studying French revolutionary history. |
| Need Satya Microsoft to whip out his green anaconda |
| A single is $7.99, double $10.49, and triple is $13.79. |
| "Three senior Iranian officials say Tehran and the United States are discussing a one-page plan for both sides to reopen the Strait of Hormuz and end hostilities for 30 days while they try to reach a comprehensive deal, per NYT"\n\n\n |
| Yo what happened |
| Mhmm sex is good for ya. Too many factors to know, so go for it. Hopefully will bring you back together, & if that’s a bad thought.. |
| They made me $1100 I don’t hate it |
| If only they had given it a cooler and edgier name, like "Project Pwnage". |
| People are just dumb monkeys who freakout |
| Mango doing air strikes on bulls. |
| wallahi gains are gone |
| Big uppies today \n\nBig uppies tomorrow. \n\nBig uppies forever |
| mango better open green or hes gay |
| [Digital Minimalism](https://www.amazon.com/Digital-Minimalism-Choosing-Focused-Noisy/dp/0525536515)\n\nI'll spend a few extra bucks if it doesn't entail dicking with the new age of "coupons". |
| Frantically trying to change the name back to Department of Defense |
| You’re still broke though |
| Stop selling you morons |
| They got rid of the peanut butter shake. Fuck them for that, that is when all of this started going downhill. |
| Know the market lately, it wouldn’t surprise me |
| Nah bro screw off markets were barely recovering… |
| So we just gonna ignore IREN lost 30% gains wtf lol |
| Begone, larvae |
| I laughed |
| What’s finviz? |
| More of a soybeans kinda guy myself |
| My fist to your face does NOT constitute a violation of your restraining order |
| Cooked lol |
| I had a futes contract through close and only dug myself out of today's losses a little bit. I was hoping for more of a gap-up. |
| I know buying puts on USO didn't actually reignite hostilities but it's hard not to feel a little personally responsible |
| 🗣️ |
| 18 wheelers are literally one finetuning away from regular self driving models |
| how is your total portfolio 1.04M if you have 943k in NVDA and 1.02M in FIG?\n\nI'm no math expert but those 2 positions alone would seem to add up to almost $2M, not $1.04M shown in your post. Is one of these large positions in your IRA or something like that?? |
| Green open, cash the fuck out, weekend war. |
| Strait is open! Strait is closed! They shot first! We shot first! War is over! Two more weeks! We won! Small excursion! Exhausting. |
| Bought Seagate today. |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 4 | **First Seen In WSB** | 7 years ago\n**Total Comments** | 44 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 8 years | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| RCAT earnings solid |
| big uppies tomorrow, and monday and tuesday and wednesday and so on and so on\n\nbig uppies this summer and the season after that\n\nbasically big uppies until further notice |
| Don’t think it’s safe to buy puts \n\nWe know they’ll keep throwing out fake headlines to try keep oil down and the market pumping |
| Can’t wait to get cucked. Every Friday I full port, blow up my account, get another paycheck and try again the next Friday |
| V on what? |
| it's an "it". u bigot. |
| Lucky bastard |
| Yeah i think it’s priced in |
| question is, how many times will we see this shit repeatedly? |
| Short poet |
| sounds like "bull" sht to me |
| All the way up. All the way up. Nothing can stop me because i'm all the way up. |
| Cease-Cease Fires are pretty cool |
| When you buy 60 dtes thinking it’s a safer long dated play and it goes -20% on day 1. 😞 |
| I wanna flex like this |
| ? |
| Wish I had done the same. I'm always out here fucking myself. |
| I see IREN fade and then I realize I could be a TTD holder, feel much better |
| It’s fucking over |
| 😂 |
| i think we reached top because very bizarrely 🥭 tweeted out today DOW is at 49,900 … why wouldn't he just wait until 50,000 to share that?\n\nit's almost like he knew it was going down today |
| My friend in London offered us his place for a week and we had to decline because flights are just too damned expensive. |
| Don’t tease me like that bb girl |
| I could just about win a gold medal in mental gymnastics, working out ways my calls might be saved. |
| The war started again... |
| After taxes you’re going to be below $1m |
| What are the insiders loading up on here can we get an insider in the chat? |
| You guys are missing a generational opportunity to get in on corn.\n\nNo, not Bitcoin. I mean fucking corn. They're double-fucked from a bad harvest due tot he cold weather and the surging cost of fertilizer. |
| How would you recommend starting with getting to where you are today? |
| It’s over SELL! SELL! SELL!!! |
| Absolutely — and what a thought-provoking perspective you've shared! You are certainly not alone in this — in fact, this is such an important conversation to be having.\n\nIn today's ever-evolving digital landscape — where content is more abundant than ever — it is absolutely crucial that we prioritize authenticity, genuine human connection, and value-driven storytelling that truly resonates.\n\nI couldn't agree more — and rest assured, going forward I am fully committed to delivering nuanced, impactful, and deeply meaningful posts that spark joy, foster community, and drive real engagement. 🚀\n\nThank you so much for this — it means the world! 😊✨ Let's continue to navigate this exciting journey together! |
| Who is he or she? |
| CRWV bols feel free to let it out, this is a safe place. |
| Too quiet lol |
| ur running out of time to have learned how to actually trade\n\nlarp noise trader gambler retards bout to be on life support |
| Oil futures do not give a shit. Reflash of the war is already priced in |
| https://preview.redd.it/dw5r1wa2hszg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16deb7bbc12df7b84a4520388187396bd1494dfe\n\nAssuming only 30% IV drop, will likely be 60+ % |
| https://preview.redd.it/iqdwg6w3hszg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43f265d7027cf7651cbe9ccee9b81cb8530ca649\n\n |
| Mañana compro Iren. La apuesta más segura para un x10 facil en 3 años |
| HJT8 just hit blackjack in the back too |
| That would be great but I don’t see a world where it keeps dropping, I’m closing everything at open because of how good a squeeze setup is right now |
| Look, I shouldn't have called you a dipshit. But you're really digging your heels into a bad argument. Of course cars and 18 wheelers are entirely different markets. |
| # Jaime Pressly joined OF, here I go gooning again! LMAO 🤌 |
| Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity |
| Where I’m at it’s $9 for a double shackburger, $3 for fries, and $5 for a shake. Where are you at?? |
| Fucking hate skin dickhead coinbase ceo |
| Hope you guys loaded up on that generational dip buying opportunity. |
| Shots fired! 😂😂😂 |
| Already recovering. We live in a world without risk |
| No offense, but when was the last time you didn't have one? And hey, see the bright side, you could live in Argentina. |
| I’m in. If it hits big, my wife might start fucking me instead of her boyfriend! Then I can throw my cumsock away |
| Futes looked to bearish for a second BTmFD |
| ALAB - Astera Labs…. Huge contract announcement tomorrow with Nividia |
| no, in a recession or going into a depression casinos actually have a rise in sales, look at the wynn after 08 |
| I hope you sold it when it turned green quickly. |
| I just saw the cinco de mayo pictures from the White House social media account. If you don’t think we live in a simulation, you’re a moron… |
| You posted having $943k of NVDA and $1 million of FIG, but your total assets stands at just $1 million. Either I’m misreading your screenshots or you’re lying. |
| 🌽 on its way to the dump fest |
| Rich and top of K shape will make up for their spending.\n\nIt's just who spends that's changing. |
| in tough times like this it's good to see fundamentally sound and well priced companies like TSLA hold up SPY |
| You wrote this as they just started lobbing missiles at each other again😂 |
| It’s basically rocket science compared to most of the well regarded strategies I see posted here |
| TTD should just file for bankruptcy. It’s gone -20% every fucking earnings for the last year |
| It's the little things in life 😊🙏 |
| I am close to being up $700,000 on EWY and I only did 3 buy in points and 3 sells.\n\nJust got to get lucky with the dips\n\nI sold $110,000 worth of amd at $270 a share and was too afraid to buy back in…. |
| If he sold when it turned green, he would have made a lot. |
| Las Vegas has already been very down in tourism |
| You know it's serious when yahoo puts a black bar across the homepage to let you know about Iran attacking U.S. ships lol |
| Tension is rising, again. But watch out for a sudden ceasefire news and oil will drop like a rock, again lmao 🤌🏻 \n\nAnd 🥭 been real quiet on his tweet about this eyeran situation. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2nloerougszg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63c8aaedc2fe11b1ecd825096baf98d3b2073b42\n\n |
| Fidenae collapse of 27 AD |
| I came here looking for answers |
| 725ps expiring at close tmrw 😬 |
| "AI"\n\n*SPY rockets to 2000 for no reason.* |
| "The strike doesn’t constitute a resumption of war” per Barack Scam Ravid\n\nin other words, everybody calm the fuck down we haven’t sold our positions yet! |
| https://preview.redd.it/g6x9y4jsgszg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba3697c9b82dd1a1563a9f35a212e3c237d1cfd\n\n |
| Please do 😭 |
| Bears had their hour of hopes and dreams LMAO |
| How can I trade futures / options / gamble on this |
| Anddddd it's gone |
| axios is on it |
| Hantavirus is being around for centuries is not a new virus all this is just a smoke screen to cover something else. |
| verify this verify that security code this security code that GO FUCK YOURSELVES YOU STUPID FUCKING SCUMBAGS |
| Damn Saudis said no? |
| IREN just got bombed |
| Unless it’s quantum stock, the worse the earnings, the higher it goes |
| its cuz they're larpers not traders |
| priced in. it will only go up from here |
| I’ve been staring at spreadsheets for 11 hours |
| I love to eat a big bag of Dicks every time I drive up to Seattle! |
| Market went up 20% straight in a month and it’s down 1% from all time high and you can’t comprehend how it can be possible? Lol |
| Calls on WEN and you will be behind the Wendy's after earnings lol |
| A breakfast sandwich with a Diet Coke is fat fuck behavior |
| It’s ok don’t compare yourself to others. You’ll get there |
| oh i'm sorry i didn't realize 18 wheelers aren't cars |
| Guys this is getting scary. AI companies need to step in and say something to calm the markets. |
| Strongest quarter in its history you say?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xhx8oujlgszg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ced6a9c2e1ba057d4fd878337a0e42c0571f3f6\n\nI'll give you +3% AH. |
| Im buying puts on Las Vegas hotels. Gas is expensive as shit, people are gonna cut back on vacations? |
| mini escalate then go completely taco \n\ninfinite money glitch lol |
| He’s right leave this place I lost 60% of my spending money being responsible, everything is wrong with the market and this place trying to understand it |
| started watching AEW on HBO Max cuz WWE feels so dead.\n\nthe matches are wild af, i love it. |
| Not surprisingly, my trades are much cleaner when EU markets open (early morning) because we don’t have dumb orange guy posting shit on the internet. |
| Bye bye bers. Bulls will drill you guys anus tomorrow |
| LOL |
| Brb, breaking into her therapy session to tell the therapist what really happened |
| We all wish we caught that nvidia train back in 22 / 23 when it was lowwwwwe af compared to today. |
| oil flat, it's so over for the bears |
| Just put the SPX calls in the bag bro. |
| Neither does 🥭 |
| Wti at 98$ 🤩 |
| Highly inspiring! Any other forums, news sources, or Discord servers you're involved in or recommend? |
| Why did we V like that |
| Fucking obviously broski |
| Anyone buying sndk or bought today? |
| So smaller portions,burgers shrinking ,prices skyrocketing |
| Great news, these tariffs have been punishing for so many corporations that we all use on a daily basis, whirlpool, Goodyear tire, PPG, the list is endless really. Getting rid of the tariffs is going to act like a tax cut for all of these companies \n\nBullish |
| Real move will be tommrow , it it starts getting price upgrades in the am we may test 90. Rklb just needs to be in a good position to blast thru 100 rising the SpaceX hype |
| As a user of Figma in my profession for the last 7 years. They have spent the last 4 years alienating their user base by putting out new ai features and products that people aren’t asking for while simultaneously not fixing the things we use. |
| A Thursday and also in May. Green didn’t stand a chance |
| lol i took consent as a given |
| You're getting in front of freight train. You might get lucky but personally im waiting for a reversal in the weekly before I start shorting semis. Its a clear short opportunity but timing is everything. No point in jumping in until we get a clear reversal. |
| Calls on diarrhea medication |
| I also love doing cookouts during road trips with just me and my wife, or when I'm tired from work and just want something quick and comforting. Nothing beats taking out the grill and tools out the back of my small sedan and lighting a fire in places that are illegal to grill at, especially late at night! |
| OSRS 🫡 |
| they need every second to feel like a win to survive |
| I hope you took the gain when it turned green for a few seconds. |
| I can get a bacon egg mcgriddle with large diet coke for 4$ on my app |
| Taco incoming |
| Please find me the asswipe who recommended QCOM when it was already at the top so I can show him what its like to get FUKT |
| Spy just casualy jumps up and down after market wtf. |
| All my positions down 20%.\n\nOil positions up $0.03 |
| NET bers rejoice. |
| 🚨 CIRCUIT BREAKERS INBOUND 🚨 |
| Oil bear are the stupidest kind of creatures |
| IREN callholders lmao |
| # buy PUTS DUE TO HANTAVIRUS 🤡 🤡 🤡 it's so JOEver. |
| Why don't these defense stocks rise? They are now lower than pre-war.. no sense |
| "we peacefully bombed a few targets to maintain the ceasefire"\n\n"it was a very light bombing"\n\n"a few small explosions to ensure peace" |
| If only |
| Apple to $300 pamp eeet |
| well if they expired then they're not really your puts are they |
| duh |
| Dude Waymo doesn't deal in 18 wheelers. Totally different business model dipshit. |
| Their food doesn't even taste good. It's like pretend food from Hook |
| sell in may and go ___ |
| I like it. P/E will carry us. Street is rerating mem/storage; glad you have at least 3% to DCA if we drop. These will print sir \n |
| Thank god they were not 732 and 734 calls. |
| I hate you... I hate you for being the better man and investing in something i didnt think to invest in when it was cheap.\n\nDamn you! Damn it all!!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n/s |
| Cap champion |
| Oil 🆙 🆙 🆙 |
| escalations just feel like flirting at this point |
| Judging by the yawn in the oil market and the immediate liquidity pouring into futures, my assessment of what these attacks mean for the market tomorrow are as follows: complete nothingburger |
| Gonna be a long night for Bessent on this one. I believe in you buddy. No one will notice a few trilly. |
| With her consent seems like a good idea |
| why are "bulls" bragging that futures opened slight gap down on news that happened before 5pm close\n\nretards |
| You’re insufferable |
| War is back, but can I at least have RKLB earnings gains tomorrow? |
| war = green candle. LOL |
| Unlike options when iren pumped i could sell it or when it started to dump I could sell options you must wait for your fate st market open 😂. I only do intraday options not holding overnight |
| Or you could have bought sandisk |
| Hey /u/unknown-user41 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: GME.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| I love this product |
| Bullshit V's |
| At least I only put in 10% of what this guy put in and in shares too… Godspeed OP |
| well still part of google so technically yes |
| I heard they did... |
| Calls at open. As always |
| Rklb why are you not soaring right now |
| At this point I'm going to go to Fox News to get the real news to avoid Axios's propaganda. |
| Just read finviz bro. You can make $800k a year too. |
| Sketchy ass mf how does he get away with it!?!?! Anyways calls until not |
| Bought calls during the dip today so god speed send it up my spx calls will thank you |
| Toasted. Crispy. Burnt. |
| "In the money" after-hours is like your "girlfriend" that is away at college. |
| VIX stayed flat lmao. Nothingburger. I think we all know the US is out of kaboomboombs |
| Any advice for knowing when to cut your losses and get into something else? Im really bad about hanging on to my investments way too long. |
| It’s the perfect time to panic |
| Remember regards, 🥭 did this to you by literally trying to run the strait because Project Freedom didn't work |
| I have no idea what's going on anymore |
| All the downvotes are Ghey for sure. If you had those cannons in your face you’d be in paradise |
| Lol |
| Thank you |
| love that my puts are ITM now that they expired |
| hell yeah, BRRT |
| Wtf is this manipulated bounce? War over again lol |
| Markets going into cash |
| Ye (no) |
| Just the US casually bombing Iran and then saying it doesn’t break the ceasefire which is definitely a choice. |
| TradeDesk 😂 😂 😂 😂 |
| At least you have shares. It'll bounce back. |
| Can we have affordable housing and a stock market that can be strategized using technicals and fundamentals? Is that too much to ask? 🙁\n\nOr we just walk on egg shells all the time and dumb Bols and insiders make all of the money? |
| Tread is still full of hope from bols… no entry signals yet, much lower to go |
| Truck loading Iren for now |
| Get a job in the White House so you know when to get calls and puts on oil |
| Shakedown Shack |
| Woah a leveraged etf that’s risky af you must make mad money |
| Futures are barely even down. You’d think it’d be -1% based on these comments |
| COP easy money |
| They just wanted cheaper calls today cause they know we pumping over next month |
| Give it to me straight chat. Are my 732 and 734 calls for tomorrow cooked? |
| Is waymo a publicly traded company? |
| Bears just don't learn |
| What now? Iran again??? |
| Yessssss! CRWV I randomly gambled hoping for -10% |
| Shouldn’t we see a jump in defense stocks if this is actually a war again |
| Iran literally the joker in the cell getting punched in the face by batman and still laughing |
| Good move: Selling all my CRWV shares for 30% gains\n\nBad move: rolling that into short term calls thinking it would pop on earnings |
| Futes opened and gapped that shit up immediately. Give me the $2 of my taxes used to do that back you sons a bitches |
| Stocks going down is illegal |
| show's over back to ATH |
| That's cool, so now it's only....$30 billion in debt. Wait, nothing actually changed then.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/j8gm935vfszg1.png?width=294&format=png&auto=webp&s=c45e6e8f08c30befc9244d365e72ba28fa074edd |
| Iren pulled an ARM damn |
| Yes! I agree! I haven't been down that much yet, but close and it sucks man\n\nEspecially when the market is doing well |
| #Drill team 6 standing by 🫡 \n\n(Seriously I don't even want to make money anymore just want to break even on my shorts) |
| SPY straight up from here. Hope y'all bought calls this afternoon |
| Usually a virus spread by mouse droppings... and you have to have direct exposure. But...apparently there is a strain that is communicable between humans and is obviously deadly. That's the one their talking about. |
| $DJT 9c exp may 15\n$SOFI 16c exp may 15 |
| As a NYer and Vegetarian this makes me slightly sad. No other chain has a fried mushroom with cheese exploding out of it |
| Buy the dip on Friday taco Tuesday next week |
| You will be red at open |
| Axios. New talks for ceasefire in the pipeline.\n\nToo the moon |
| If this shit doesn't rocket I might have to call 877 cash now to play tomorrow |
| No bacon at in and out. Totally worth the up charge. |
| oil futures still pretty stable. nothing to see here fellas |
| Don’t speak too soon |
| Impressive how pajama traders are predictable |
| BERS ARE IN THE HOUSE |
| He has told us from the beginning there is no plan, only concepts of a plan |
| Margin call coming |
| lmao bears |
| So you recently bought shares of nvidia and that’s supposed to be proof that you didn’t buy options lol. I could care less but this doesn’t mean shit |
| All you had to do to follow the damn train CJ. |
| lol bears. You haven’t learned a damn thing have you. Just as salty and as broke as ever |
| What happened with SHOP |
| Think the American statement is quite interesting; shows they’re trying to give them selves an out of escalting |
| I own a lot of NBIS but am glad my NBIZ is making money right now. |
| Lmao the V |
| There is no fucking way we are about to V back again bers cooked lmao? |
| Leveraged etfs are golden for me during earnings |
| Eh, looks likes futures traders will bid it back up. Should be a nothingburger by morning |
| That does sound very reasonable\n\nI will check them out in the morning and see if it worth a gamble\n\nWhat does POET actually do? Right now, they are not making money. That is all I know |
| More like $175 man |
| iRan, a new wristwatch announced by Apple for runners in Middle East. |
| Why are you opening 20k worth of 1DTE earnings gambles if you don’t know how this works. Your position can be “in the money” at open tomorrow and down 90% if IV drops enough. Those calls were 309% IV at market close😭 |
| what do they do that waymo can't do better |
| I was getting my hands dirty at work all day, why numbur down? |
| TACO save my MU LEAPS |
| War with Iran, the country that was already said to be destroyed the other day |
| They bombed Iren by mistake |
| He'll move forward with it anyway. |
| ✅ |
| It’s like every big move is aligned to my outlook calendar |
| ??? |
| I’ll send these to my dad. Maybe he’ll finally say he’s proud of me for the first time in my life. |
| I’m looking at the deal and I’m not seeing anything that’s “good” for iren though? It’s just a free 5 year call option for 30m shares at 70 strike + iren is locked into buying Nvda products, is iren getting any money up front or free gpus for this? If not, this reads like a massive scam for iren |
| Are bers ghey? |
| “Our projected guidance is we’re going to continue to burn money and switch to AI to keep ourselves afloat” |
| I’m glad I didn’t buy into this crap. Still love Jan‘s titties though. |
| risk off my friend, war's back on the menu |
| Crap Thursday like clockwork |
| KDK is a sleeper. They've already got driverless commercial trucks on the road. They received a government contract to develop the tech for our military. \n\nLiterally a lack of visibility is the only reason this company is stuck at 1.6b market cap. |
| Look at that candle holy |
| Waiting on 🍊 to tweet that they’re working on a new deal to see SPY 740 |
| Bull runs over, everyone go home |
| God damn bet you didn’t think I’d get that close |
| RIP |
| I managed to get my portfolio into 70% oil slowly accumulating while it went down lmao |
| US media is Israeli media lmao |
| Oil bears big fuck fuk |
| Some trash earnings after hours |
| AFAIK figma never hit op's average price... |
| gap down = green day cuming |
| **You like Huey Lewis and The News?** Paul Allen would like to say a word 🫦 |
| Only way to go to shake shack is when they got the b1b1f codes going. |
| 🥭 gonna announce they killed many irgc leaders and the Iran army is totally destroyed, they have no navy, and they are begging for a deal which he won’t accept, spy +2% |
| War back on for a day lmao. Pump Monday |
| Poor IREN was all ready to fly and market was like "sorry son" |
| cooked |
| Every Iran headline is just rocket fuel for the next leg higher when literally NOTHING HAPPENS |
| I told yall drill team 7 tomorrow |
| please tell me what moves will make me rich 🙏 🙏 🙏 not a million dollars rich just enough for me to pay off my student loans 🙏 🙏 🙏 love u guys |
| Thanks because I know we pumping tomorrow harder than you’d expect |
| I’m predicting green open (I’m begging) |
| BREAKING: \n\nAXIOS REPORTING IRAN MISSED EARNINGS AND CUT GUIDANCE, THE CEO SAYING "*Shit happen man*" |
| No, In fact I don't need money anymore. Because my puts printed today and will print tomorrow. I can roleplay the Turkish salesman for fake internet points though, just for you and just today! |
| nah |
| Gotta hurt if it doesn't recover lol \nFrom salivating over a 60k gain to a likely loss. Brutal! |
| War back on |
| i have puts but i doubt this “war” will cause any real drop |
| 20% to 0.10% wow no words. |
| are you guys retarded? its IRAN not iren |
| They had 5 min to sell the top 😆 |
| I went short NET, CRWV, COIN, AFRM, RKLB, RCAT before close. Affirm and rocketlab may be toast but I think the puts still have a chance with these reversals. |
| I'm about to get oiled up, let's see it baby |
| GXO and RXO were pieces of XPO that he split off. Waste Management, United Rentals and XPO were Brad Jacobs creations. |
| Rugged. |
| Ruh roh |
| CRWV is spewing so much shit on the earnings call... \nIts scaring everyone and now dragging down ALL THE FIUCKING tech darlings....\n\nJeezus chiiiisttt........... |
| How did you know to get SBET? I saw the bitcoin treasury theme also but could never figure out which company would do it next. |
| Wd actually be berish Shirley? |
| As a regarded ber, I’m not believing any downside movement until we hit -2% in a day. |
| 💯 |
| Tuesday was the top |
| Ya true there’s no way it holds 60 if the market dumps |
| Omg AXIOS SAVE US |
| There's like seven levels of fries; fries extra well seems to be pretty good, but highly variable. Sometimes they come out just slightly more browned than usual, other times they're done right at extra well, just the right amount of crunch. |
| https://preview.redd.it/y59torfafszg1.png?width=1640&format=png&auto=webp&s=b000f885d743f8b5e5090c8b9018e6b6dafa9f13\n\n |
| Lol they said neutron is “on an aggressive timeline for 2026”, like in 2024 and 2025 |
| 30 DAYS TO OPEN THE STRAIT |
| ideally just leave it going for like -10% lol but we'll see |
| 2 min until I find out how much of a loan I'll need to take out to fill my gas tank |
| Meli….. no… |
| Someone take his account away |
| Bers rejoicing by now only being down 99% instead of 99.9% |
| yeah it's such a scam |
| This! |
| Can’t violate the 60 days if it’s defensive |
| Will defense stocks like LMT RTX rise now? |
| Life so dialed in that my battery health is at 99% because I only charge it up to 80%. |
| Are we buying the dip tomorrow ? |
| My port is going up, hmm |
| I had 15 calls and sold 10 just before close. |
| Strike? |
if you're a smart bull you knew this pullback was coming based on crayon vibes\n\n Blocked www.reddit.com |
| calls it is up and away we go |
| Trade Court strikes down blanket tariffs. |
| RKLB earnings beat on revenue, eps, and margin. Record backlog, record launch contracts signed in q1 including 5 neutron launches, announced a new acquisition, signed partnerships with Anduril and Raytheon, and reiterated Neutron launching this year. All this good news and its trends towards red AH, what tf. Stock is cooked |
| right on, thanks |
| If you didn’t short coinbase I have a bridge to sell you |
| 2023 |
| Neither. Earnings call was not promising. \n\nAlso Debtweave should be delisted fr |
| MY PUTS ended up IN THE MONEY LETS GOOOO 🚀 |
| Day 61 of 2 weeks operation . |
| Did any of you bulls say thank you to our navy even once? |
| I think he'll let it go tomorrow and will tweet Sunday night. Give his buddies plenty of.time for their calls. What an asshat. |
| This is the answer, im afraid these regards will delay it more |
| I feel morally conflicted for celebrating war but my puts are on life support and could use the help. |
| Bers on parade after market close\n\nAtleast wait till we open first smh |
| Bers before you do what you’re about to do \n\nI wasn’t taunting you, go easy on me, it was all bear hunter |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 205.0 before 08-May-2026 11:20 AM -05 |
| war, tariffs, virus all can't stop this bull market, i will be buying calls tmr |
| Mango let Barron load up on puts, cooked any good earnings |
| !banbet |
| I do care. Whatchu gon do with that cashish my boy? |
| Did you notice how it also says you don't even need a margin call for assets to be liquidated? 🥴\n\nWhat matters is OP has the funds to cover his margin maintenance. It's not just a slap on the wrist without any consequences either. |
| Maybe it's because people only go there like twice a year to try their weird fucking specials like that milkshake with gojujang in it |
| Axios crafting a masterpiece taco headline as we speak |
| Fuck look at the selling |
| Now be a great time to tariff some more. |
| Billable hours always wins |
| Naval battle in Strait of Hormuz has completed after US struck Iranian naval facilities. |
| After a day like today, why do people play earnings? Buying calls for the day after at least. Seems to almost never work out. |
| big bad mango |
| Hmmm |
| To negative* |
| Bulls want Iran to have nukes |
| Haha poor guy |
| Awful day to release earnings lmao |
| Iran braver than me, not running up on the US on fast boats 🤣 |
| Those holding IREN weeklies 58C and above have a break even of 61+ so if this shenanigans going on and no ceasefire tmr youre calls are wrecked!! |
| The bers r back in town |
| im short 1.2M RTY see how u dont care, just sayin |
| lol yea bro really took out there whole military so much that they have the ability to exchange fire and nice ceasefire too |
| you couldnt go wrong if you were in semis the past year. 🥱 |
| Is IREN down because of Iran or Debtweave (CRWV) earnings? |
| https://preview.redd.it/zxmok4kyeszg1.png?width=1319&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a53ace64a62fc482c540ba470851bc50e5bb98a |
| The US is reporting that them bombing Iranian port cities was a "defensive measure" and that it should not be considered a restart for the war. I think oil will be flat. |
| sad |
| I am surprised that SOUN is still a thing. The stock is so early 2025... |
| Hoping it opens under $180. |
| Bender Bending Rodriguez 🫡 \n\nNot a lot of people know the full name |
| Yo, it can't be red on Friday when 401ks hit. MMs and boomers need to milk everything from our generation |
| Congrats on losing 16 grand tomorrow |
| yep held on to my gain today will regret this tommorow badly |
| Whoa why is the market collapsing |
| Iren from +27% to 7%... LOL |
| Asts to 150 and amd to 0 |
| People are making fun of you, but you're probably not wrong |
| May 29 |
| What’s your tax bill? |
| See where oil is when futures open in 3 minutes |
| GUH max on IREN |
| Fuck, I think market just went back on hard mode |
| Holy shit, bers have broken the ceasefire and are firing shots at bol refineries |
| BEARS FINALLY WIN ONE\n\n(Taco in a couple of hours) |
| It failed the breakout and this war is a cherry on top. MSTR puts are free money |
| Bers coming out after a month |
| if anything this is bullish for rare earth plays so idk why they're selling off |
| Bears about to talk mad shit even though we all know they sat out the rally of a lifetime they still had hours and hours to sell into before all this went down. |
| Everything is made up |
| https://preview.redd.it/3qbm9mzteszg1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be81ef0bc7ec64d420051019c1321f2125b3a5d9\n\n |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/xsystxsyst made a bet that TSLA would go to 416.0 within **4 days** when it was 391.218 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| MMs definitely saw your post cause they stabilized it right below your breakeven lol |
| Someone get a peace deal rumor out NOW |
| Here piggy piggy |
| Surely Iren doesn’t rip tomorrow |
| sad my calls are toast |
| Squeeze |
| That’s crazy how could u not take profit when it got to 100 or 200 dollars |
| Can we drop to Iran and Tarrif market lows for like 1 minute so we can all buy please and thank you 🙏🙏 |
| What’s the strike on puts looking like |
| Because they're losing money hand over fist. Their business model is to buy Nvidia GPUs and rent them out at a loss, no wonder they have a fantastic backlog. But hey, as long as Nvidia keeps returning all the money to keep this whole pyramid up... |
| 🐻 yall get 1 ok? |
| **“US confirms striking Iran in ‘self defense,’” self-defence 😂😂😂** |
| Talks going well tomorrow. \n\nWar in weekend. \n\nTalks going well again on Monday |
| Anyone know why she dived $10 during the call? What did they say? |
| they really gonna dump iren all the way dpwn. tomorrow will be bad .and i got all these calls. cries in agony |
| Semis are undervalued for what they offers. Soxl should be 200 by now |
| This is the energy we need!! Thank you brothers! ❤️ |
| This bubble has already popped 4 times! HODL |
| That's what TMZ just reported today. |
| Wow, we're actually red; now I get to see if it was worth letting SOXS peg me for the past few days\n\n\nPos: 1500 shares of SOXS @ 14.20 (fuck me I know) |
| Axios trying to scramble whatever headline to stop the bleeding 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
| aight sorry big boy |
| https://preview.redd.it/492aqm5feszg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88837858d460585f5e8a3524385e48214cc59921 |
| dont worry, it will be green by morning |
| Been accumulating all the way up bro |
| Only becuase it paid more to take that long thatn to finnish early. There is now going to be bonuses paid for early commissioning |
| New job has catered lunch daily\n\nMaybe I’m a peasant but it’s pretty sweet |
| Covid 2.0 |
| TACO tweet before or after 7am tomorrow? |
| So war is back on and oil still sub 100 with the situation 100x worse than a week ago lmao |
| Seriously, who cares, he made money. Do people around here prefer not to make money than pay taxes? |
| my bruv u cant do notional $ brag when its 1/3 of 1 of the real contracts |
| *NBIS is collapsing like they just missed earnings LOL* |
| Announce neutron fly date or red we go. |
| Crypto didnt get a chance to even recover now Iran all again buttcorn lower than 60k? |
| Imagine still being long after 5wks of non stop pumping and like 15 continuous new aths on spx and semi stocks... |
| I will never not associate SOUN with sounding. Ever since someone said that shit it’s been echoing in my mind every time SOUN is mentioned |
| Earnings = lower stock, growth phase is over. Old WS joke, I’m kidding |