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| Didn’t JPM restore their short position? |
| It’s like loaning money to cousin that’s bad with money. |
| But they just made trillions off tariffs? |
| Don't forget American presidents |
| Green going up is good, no? |
| Maybe going after the rich and not cutting the IRS could help? |
| Billionaires got $1.5T richer in the last year. Would paying an additional $1.5T a year make a dent in the national debt? |
| You can always send money to the Treasury. You can even will it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/fmr87ppybpjg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e5160e98a6c79d391e01b747917ce5dfe971b4 |
| I never used Tradeking but when Scottrade finally eliminated the fees, it was $8/trade (circa 2009). Younglings don't know how good they have it now, in the 90s and early to mid-00s, you never really knew if your order went through because either the internet was slow and unreliable or the portal never responded! I remember lawsuits against Etrade and Scottrade because their site would just crash in the middle of a trading day and wouldn't come back up until after the markets were closed! |
| why not just start a Go Fund Me? |
| Puts on USG |
| Top is in confirmed |
| I'm genuinely so confused. \n\nit's a top 10 holder of bitcoin, but not a fund, but also not an ETF manager? so it's basically a fund?\n\ntypically debt is serviced in some form by cashflow. What's the cashflow from this "business intelligence" company? if it's managing ETFs/fees then the price action of the underlying shouldn't matter thattttt much. \n\n \n |
| Hope so. Easiest money to make. |
| Because they gave all their money to Israel? |
| I knew crypto pump on friday was fake and gay. Reverse V incoming. |
| Maybe we should privatize the government and charge people to live here. Just dont call it taxes. |
| Unless you live in the Netherlands or Denmark.... |
| Bullshit but they defund the IRS so rich pricks can create complex tax avoidance structures and the IRS can't muster enough hours to take them down. Every dollar given to the IRS generates an extra 5 in revenue. But no lets defund them so small mom pops who are easy to take out get targeted. |
| I agree! Everything is about buying at the right time |
| I upvoted be cause I dislike them, not be cause I care about Palestinians |
| Fuck this guy. Hope he and Tom Lee get fucked hard |
| My personal opinion is that regardless of what happens in the short term, we are going to end at ATH by end of year. META to 800+, AAPL to 300+, MSFT to 550+, and NVDA to 200+ |
| No can do, GoFundMe won’t allow fundraising for criminal enterprises. |
| If you still buying pdf 🌽 i dunno what to tell ya |
| They all know but no one ever mentions... [ILO.ORG](http://ILO.ORG) estimates current worldwide slavery at:\n\n**Modern Slavery (Total)\~50 million** \n**Forced Labor 27.6 million** \n**Sexual Exploitation 6.3 million** (subset of forced labor)\n\nEpstein was a tiny little fish in a giant pond who pissed of the wrong people. They flushed him and weaponized his surveilance. |
| Because we have barnyard red I'm the living room for the past 10 years and it is too dark and I hate it with a passion of the Christ |
| isnt this just tax with extra steps |
| They need a more responsible money manager in charge before I can invest. |
| Bro's gonna link localhost:80 |
| The Dow is 50 k so yeah this checks out |
| You liar |
| Not enough up arrows or green rockets in your post |
| I donate to the government every paycheck. |
| $140 chocolate bunnies at Costco… 10lbs of chocolate… calls on diabeties |
| Do you get to claim for tax deductions or nah? \n\nNot that most of us here will be ever to use with how much we lose everyday |
| I was thinking so hard about ending my life, but then if I died, I'd never seen corn back at 10k and all the sad crypto bros bagging my fries for me. |
| 🌽 people should be happy, they’re gonna get another 50% discount soon |
| No you’ll have to take dick pics from Uncle Sam but good news it’s a nice hog |
| I will be messaging you in 6 months on [**2026-08-15 18:25:51 UTC**](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=2026-08-15%2018:25:51%20UTC%20To%20Local%20Time) to remind you of [**this link**](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1r4w5b1/from_2k_to_300_msft_odte_calls/o5jr2vq/?context=3)\n\n[**CLICK THIS LINK**](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5Bhttps%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fwallstreetbets%2Fcomments%2F1r4w5b1%2Ffrom_2k_to_300_msft_odte_calls%2Fo5jr2vq%2F%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%202026-08-15%2018%3A25%3A51%20UTC) to send a PM to also be reminded and to reduce spam.\n\n^(Parent commenter can ) [^(delete this message to hide from others.)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Delete%20Comment&message=Delete%21%201r4w5b1)\n\n*****\n\n|[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/RemindMeBot/comments/e1bko7/remindmebot_info_v21/)|[^(Custom)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=Reminder&message=%5BLink%20or%20message%20inside%20square%20brackets%5D%0A%0ARemindMe%21%20Time%20period%20here)|[^(Your Reminders)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RemindMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Reminders&message=MyReminders%21)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=RemindMeBot%20Feedback)|\n|-|-|-|-| |
| Acting like it's not gonna be call-o-rama Tuesday since we bounced off 680 for the 5th fucking time |
| double digits easy |
| I donate every month |
| Bitcoin - United States dollar -> `68729.3557` (-1040 / -1.49%) |
| !p BTC |
| American chocolate has always been ass. |
| 🤫 |
| !RemindMe 6 months |
| Risk / Return \n\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2022684101480743419 |
| Yes this has been a thing since 1961. \n\nHow are some people just know learning this is a thing... |
| About to turn into a bear again. I don’t know how long it will take people to find out ai is not that good and is not a real threat to software stocks. Llms kinda suck and won’t make money. So many other reasons too like cost,roi, but this post is already getting long. |
| They've had this for decades.... |
| This dude is right. Stox go up |
| What the fuck are they putting in chocolate these days? Mf tastes like ass and my teeth hurt. |
| lol! I just checked expecting it to be $72k+ |
| Poots it is |
| More like dumping |
| Curious how much the Clintons, Musk, Trump, or the Pelosis have willingly donated. If anything, probably not as much as they've contributed to the debt. |
| I’m not American but I remember seeing that is was possible to “donate” to their government for many (a lot) years now.\n\nThis is nothing new. |
| Dow 50K is the Pedo reality distortion field. |
| This is like your rich uncle who got into millions of dollars in gambling debt asking you for $100 to fill up the Ferrari for the weekend |
| https://preview.redd.it/2ywbciw5bpjg1.png?width=543&format=png&auto=webp&s=91ca7a42ed228db82d589c46b2fc4b0ea96f627f\n\nRobbing Don to pay Bibi |
| Next support down is 285... But funds are still interested. \n\nThat said, their earnings estimate is overly ambitious, And a miss and conservative forward statements could easily send it to somewhere around 285-300 after earnings are reported, but funds have been buying dips, so long term? \n\nThe current double top looks like an exhaustion top. I doubt 550 this year. On the downside, if it falls below 285 it'll bounce at 180ish.\n\nI think 80p only pay off well if the market collapses. But, it might.... |
| That’s not even close to true |
| “IF” |
| Fair enough, can't say that it really matters |
| We can’t trust anything this administration does. They protect pedophiles. |
| Could I at least get some feet pics of Lady Liberty? |
| >Donations\n\n>IRS\n\nChoose one you absolute asshole pieces of shit |
| you know the boards boring as shit when multiple comments are getting 5-10+ upvotes. holy shit the weekend sucks. |
| FX rate enters the chat\nDollar turned to monopoly money last year which destroyed a lot of US gains for non-us investors |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: NVDA\n\n Direction: Up\n\n Prognosis: Buy calls targeting $200+ for Feb 25 Earnings\n\n Moat Width: CUDA > ASICs\n\n Leather Jacket: Bullish |
| Zoom out past the last 5 mins bro |
| Thanks for the info. Will go all in on PayPal |
| im pretty sure this has existed for a long time. |
| If you add duct tape 6 million. |
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| Soon they will take back the taxes that they gave me.\n\nSorry, it's not my fault I blew up my account. |
| 🌽🌽🌽 pumping like crazy now .. |
| Broad indexes vindicated yet again. Would have had to jump on google and nvidia early enough to outperform walmart.\n\nThat said fuck the US market is getting overvalued. There will be one final correction followed by a tech bullrun followed by a defensive rotation and then everything will crash to the ground. I give it like 1 year, may happen at spy 850 or 900, possibly 950. 1000 ain't happening. |
| Damn maybe I should start one. Nothing is wrong I just need $12.7 million to retire comfortably. It will be tough to live off that amount but I suppose that’s my cross to bear |
| Borrowing from Peter to pay Paul |
| This has been a thing for as long as I can remember. |
| Wut |
| Regards that keep recommending all world etfs over s&p500 fail to realise that because of the massive us exposure, the other countries will need to pump a combined 12% in a year the US only pumps 2% for the all world to generate like 6% returns. And after 10 years of this, the US weighting will only fall from 60 to 55%. Honestly, it’s better to just invest in S&P 500 lmao |
| i have only lost money since i bought it 🤡 |
| Scam. |
| Told you the US government was a cam girl |
| Probably going even lower |
| https://preview.redd.it/eojaud5qapjg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d42823efc90f97c0d16ff49aad2b1cd3407209ee\n\n"Richest" country on earth btw |
| Yeah, to add to this I think open source models might be highly competitive (ie the Deepseek v4 buzz — which will likely drop this coming week) and I think companies offering proprietary models might take a hit while those offering to integrate and secure open source models might win out eventually. Just a thought. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zvvclt8papjg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89588f4593f66c8ec002df3f7f34e50ecce6c2d2\n\n |
| He is either dead or a billionaire at this point. lol |
| I knew when they banned me from SCHD chat it was probably time to buy. 😂 |
| Congratulations on cooking! |
| watch out, subpoenas going out for anyone mean to Dow |
| have you seen the charts? i mean fuck the good news abt apple.. ppl forget they just distributed dividends, 📉 |
| Ooh ya. Was it like Tradeking then that came out around 2004 with $4.95 per trade? Or something? I’m getting old but I remember losing my shit thinking that’s so cheap. Making 15 bucks flipping Ford stock and paying 2/3 of that to the platform lol. |
| They gonna start sending Venmo requests |
| Agreed my brain gets fried on all the others |
| My wife hates them, but I am kinda into them |
| He was early, but he isn't wrong. |
| i’m a mercedes technician and if it makes you feel any better, almost all brand new S-classes are over $100k. so you didn’t quite lose an S-class. hopefully this makes your day better |
| I wouldn’t have it any other way |
| My daughter's picked all these bottom colors\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/e5lhy0ofapjg1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e22ec91c9ef10a6cd8e47929453829f28d16e4ed |
| Am I bagholding VOO? |
| Future looks frosty |
| Oh good! |
| There are probably a few dudes here who would go through the arduous process of a sex change just so they could try to get impregnated with Elon’s 17th child. |
| You're hyperfocusing on coding. Theres a few other transformative uses but for most employees AI is mid at best.\n\n \nYou could have AI write literally all our code and it'd still be a bubble. Doesn't matter if it turns coding from a week to two days if it still takes a month to test and weeks to build training for.\n\n \nTypical code monkey forgetting anything happens outside that typewriter you're slapping on lol |
| Hey OP, how are you? |
| None. Of. US! |
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| What about tame teal\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3aaz32c8apjg1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17e793a05f0b08200e531ffa1e62d3200da6460b |
| Crypto mooned then dipped like half of what it mooned yesterday. How will HOOD go up at this rate |
| THEY'RE 🅱️EATING THE 🅱️EEKEND 🅱️OW |
| What do you mean I'm unfunny? What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What? Unfunny how? What's unfunny about it? You said I'm unfunny. How the fuck am I unfunny, what the fuck is so unfunny about me? Tell me, tell me what's unfunny! |
| I needs a 3% pump this week, asap! |
| Lololol I got plenty we are good to go |
| No |
| It’s at $41 now…..seems like you’re going to be bag holding a while. |
| They got pizza and Alfredo noodles |
| Never bet against Canadian banks. |
| Why |
| Wut why not? |
| Special autism. |
| ☠️☠️Bro trying to format his messages for clarity on a shitposting sub ☠️☠️\n\n☠️☠️Look at this boomer ☠️☠️ |
| No |
| i mean the birds you freaks |
| why isn't he taking screenshots instead its much faster ? are he stupid ?? |
| Big Dave is rolling in his grave. |
| The interface is captivating |
| Big boobies |
| Fucking wild ppl back then had to sit down and spend 20 min logging in to stress over their port when now you just get 100% constant anxiety within seconds |
| All rise for the National Anthem of Instagram |
| Duh, that would be another game called ugh “Feetball” ig |
| They gonna F us real time with taxes on UNREALIZED profits. Cannot compensate with all my losses |
| there is pure reetardum and then there's european governments! |
| Dude, your writing is trash. \n\nThat's the cause of the miscommunication of you attempting to materialize words from whatever your subjective thought is.\n\nHow can anyone know what that thought in your head is?\n\nBy clearly writing it, legibly, within basic standards of a language. |
| the bare minimum target for this administration DEPENDS on dow50k |
| Don’t you love it, they deserve all the free healthcare and getting paid to have children 🥰🥰🥰🥰 |
| Hundreds of billions of dollars of business is done every year just with the US. And many transactions are in dollars even if the USA isn't involved. Much of the treasury market is due to that. Would you rather get 4% or nothing on your dollar holdings? \n\nIf yields spike due to mass dumping, that will cause mass buying to occur, which will lower yields. And what will the dumpers do with all the trillions of dollars they got from selling, while Berkshire makes 25% a year for 30 years after buying? \n\nThis racket can continue for a long, long time. |
| Document reading but also verifiable outputs so it can check/iterate. This is partly why I don’t think there’s been any good ai art. |
| I refuse to give spez any money, so have this poor man's award 🏅 |
| Broski - this is WSB. Just put the fries in the bag. |
| Our tax dollars at work for genocide |
| i lost count. are we at odd or even negatives? |
| flash1:wave2: sellin lobs 50gp ea |
| Bernie Madoff said that? How dare he. |
| 5 year returns\nCost: 187%\nMsft: 66.5%\nWmt: 190%\nMeta: 144.6% \nAmzn: 22.3%\nAppl: 96.9%\nSpy: 74.9% \n\nWmt and cost revenue is growing at 5-7% with high valuations yet they are destroying spy and most of the mag 7 in the last 5 years ☠️ |
| \>steal funny ad\n\n\>add loud obnoxious music to it\n\n\>spoil punchline in the title\n\nNOW IT'S BETTER AND MY CARETAKER AT THE REGARD SCHOOL CAN GIVE ME TENDIES -op |
| watching hockey makes me dizzy; why don't they kick the thingy with their feet |
| >… sir the loan sharks are here\n\nTell them I will just refinance the debt, we will roll it forward |
| He can't be, he's too busy riding minors |
| As a fellow dev (3 yoe, recently laid off, contemplating future in industry), how would this not lead to a contraction of the workforce? |
| Unemployed engineer with no stocks says AI isn’t a bubble\n\n🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| This Clown needs to admit he blundered buying so much Crypto |
| LOL, goof 🤡 |
| 80s kid! |
| It's President's Day tomorrow, he's going to spend the day pre-nuking the market |
| You can’t drink AI coffee. BROS 📈📈📈 |
| I love how as a society we all agreed that it's a good idea for a 140 lb man on a bicycle to share the roads with a 2 ton vehicle. |
| 88 💀, you might as well have bought an asts share |
| Grand Exchange is like trading for kids\n\nAll those years paid off |
| A third fix is to eliminate savings so people cannot retire and continue working till they drop. \n\nA demographic crisis is only a crisis if someone needs to pay out retirement pensions. |
| I like Fever-Tree ginger ale, otherwise I'm root beer gang all the way |
| That’s my best guess for your mother |
| I like your look cuz it’s so extreme I walk this street so effortlessly |
| Great, another 5 billion to Israel |
| Gooofy ahhh holiday fuck you mean I can't gamble tomorrow |
| I am a cyclist and do not align with the douchebag tools that occupy the whole road. I ride 3000+ miles a year and very rarely need to be left of the white line. |
| ATP take that shii out |
| NASDAQ at support level now! |
| It's not really a fund, it's a business intelligence company: \n\n\nIt also happens to be [the 6th largest holder of cryptocurrency in the world](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MicroStrategy).\n\nInvestors invest in it primarily because it holds so much crypto, though, not because they give a shit about the product. The CEO (the guy in the video) even compared the company to a crypto ETF. lol\n\nThe stock price collapsed by ~70% after the recent Bitcoin crash. He's weighing in on that. \n\nEssentially the conversation was this: \n1. Your company holds debt and your security is Bitcoin, how are you gonna pay for it if Bitcoin falls below a certain level where you can no longer service that debt? You will be margin called. \n2. Well, someone will lend us more cash and we will just continue holding Bitcoin. \n3. Okay, but *who exactly* will be stupid enough to do that? \n4. Don't worry about it. It's not gonna fall that low anyway.\n\nTo be fair, at this point I don't even see a reason to contradict him. As far as I understand, the company will only be margin called if BTC drops below $8000, which is still a looooong way off. |
| We’ve all done this at least once. |
| According supply and demand, this should increase the value of tenders. Rejoice! |
| The left kills more people by making them poor |
| Buy high, sell low. It really works. |
| PLTR - too many noise over the weekends! interesting next week |
| I actually considered doing a black and Grey theme bathroom. they look so good. |
| Lmao on top of losing his job this man owes a ton of $$ to the Dutch govt |
| Sad that market still isn’t open tomorrow |
| Yellow, so as to hide the piss stains 💀 |
| Yeah man profit was showing over 300 I thought it was good enough but after charges I got only 150 . I was so sure about the trade but then i thought on a weekend a rough wave may liquidate me so I thought I should look for better setup on Monday . |
| Everything has turned into a giant fud factory. No wonder people drop off grid. Fuck everything cant be that bad. |
| >What's worse? Epstein or a cyclist?\n\nu/KingBigle\n\nIn NYC at least, the social hierarchy goes something like this, top to bottom:\n\n* Cyclist, especially if they deliver food\n\n* Cars\n\n* Rats\n\n* Human beings |
| That is us all. |
| Stock market gains are real…but I haven’t seen them 🛸 |
| What if Epstein was a cyclist? 👀 |
| $55 leftover for food is just enough for two meals for mom and dad, lemme guess the kids got unlimited breadsticks? |
| APPLE is toast |
| oof i gotta try that |
| Idk bro, idk 😭 |
| Probably, did they say they had pizza? |
| Oof that's gone\n\nThe 27 may print and March will for sure |
| Gold silver long hold. Extremely unlikely AMZN will move at all tomorrow as the market is closed |
| The Dow must return to 50,000 |
| What's your plan if NVDA beats but pulls back on guidance concerns |
| A lot of the satire goes against their beliefs or held bags so they hate it either way |
| ya and ginger beer that shit is delocious |
| Can all this AI machinery making modern music still be open-hearted? |
| Canada pwning these Frenchies |
| Rest of the year? Until 2067 when BerKangarooshire-Thetasoft-Crabble owns the earth and makes you pay subscriptions for your organs. |
| chelmsford ginger ale |
| soft green would be nice |
| “AI is going to make all the profits by taking all the jobs and business”\n\n“Don’t buy AI because we don’t see how it’ll be profitable” |
| any ginger ale enjoyers |
| My DD is one of these tech goliaths are going to have a breakthrough in reducing the compute requirements and zero people will act surprised |
| Bait used to be believable... |
| Two negatives make a positive sorta thing? |
| The music is a bit too quiet. Can you please turn it up more? I could still hear the dialogue. |
| It’s crazy that the market is so manipulated that this happens on the daily for a lot of stocks… like that didn’t even phase me |
| not gonna happen |
| The amount of people who don’t understand sarcasm and take comments in this thread seriously is astonishing. I didn’t knew people were actually regarded here. |
| OP’s gains at his account total minus his contributions. If you subtract his contributions from his end total, his gains are less than the gains he would have if he bought and held the S&P500 with every contribution. |
| Are we just gonna bounce between 676 and 696 the rest of the year |
| Black |
| What I don’t understand is why fast food places cut their noses off to spite their faces? They’re aware that their high prices are keeping customers away, and yet they’d rather close than ever allow their customers get food at a decent price. \n\nIt’s just like how they got rid of the dollar menu and stopped calling their meals “value meals” and now call them “combo meals” instead. Or how their reward systems on their apps get you much less than they did even a year ago. It used to be that you could get your meal for half the price if you used the app regularly, but now forget it. Being a loyal customer gets you NOTHING today, and businesses have gotten lazy. So fuck ‘em. |
| Me |
| He definitely doesn’t like the outflow from US markets, if anything he says something booolish |
| Based on what? |
| It doesn't work like that, they just move to somewhere tax free. And if not that, they literally make their own tax free country by appropriating some poor place run by a dictator. |
| All I hear is calls |
| the only thing carrying that price is their rotisserie chicken |
| Highly likely if we survive the weekend without a 🥭 tweet, we pump on Tuesday |
| Everything was down last February |
| What's worse? Epstein or a cyclist? |
| If anyone actually reads that, yall better get married |
| Hate it $10 a trade for regular stocks I wouldn’t use them but it’s a RDSP |
| So it cleans toilets and food tables with the same arm? Nice |
| Dont buy if p/e is high, theyre overvalued. Dont buy if p/e is low, they're cheap for a reason. Dont buy if the profit is declining, they will go out of business. Dont buy if the profit is increasing, AI will make them go out of business. Oh and dont buy AI stock, its a bubble. |
| Done with olive garden! Bottle of wine cost $33. Our whole meal was $88 with two kids!\n\nI feel like that was an investment well spent\n\nCan you guys recommend paint colors for our bathroom that we are remodeling\n\nMedium grey floor tile, light grey bathtub wall tile. White vanity |
| Not having any politicians in office over the age of retirement is probably a good start |
| This is the way |
| Wendy’s no longer there so just hanging out by dumpsters starting fires to keep warm! |
| Over half of his calls expire in 5 days, with 3 business days left. |
| man..the simple UI brings back memories of the early online trading platforms. I loved how simple it was to navigate the late 90s/early 00s Scottrade portal, it was something like $30 per trade but the price kept dropping as the competition intensified |
| at least IBM is still hiring |
| Calls on brown sugar futures |
| Crazy tinfoil theory time:\nDemographic crisis originates from having more old people taking out of the system while having fewer young people putting into the system.\n\nOne fix is to bring in more young people\n\n\nThe other one we never talk about is to reduce the number of old people.\n\n\nThis is the reason for constant, gradual cuts to healthcare funding, and increases for insurance premiums. \n\nIt is also the reason for countries to introduce "Right to die", or "Medically-Assisted Death" programs - remove the cost agents (old people) more quickly to counteract the lack of babies being born...\n\n\n\n...all because we wanted everyone to work and spend money to boost equity values, instead of encouraging family development and support. |
| dutch gov would disagree |
| Nobody told 🌽 the casino is closed tomorrow. The dump is too early |
| Well the Dow is no longer over 50k. Wonder what Pam bondi has to say… |
| Crypto is, not tech |
| 70% taxes on all unrealized gains from investment firms, hedge funds, pension funds, banking industry and individuals with a net worth higher than 10M is a MUST.\n\nTrading 0dte and enduring this giga scam market has awoken me. Its literally all just a charade and they just cheat and lie and steal nonstop. Bernie was right, these parasites need to be taxed. |
| Now you got a diamond hand it And give handies behind Wendy's. |
| Pam Bondi is 61??? Even the yonger ppl in the admin are ancient, for fak sakes. |
| Might have to try to clearly state in one prompt step by step how to write it and retry in a new convo if it doesn't work out instead of asking it to fix itself 10 times in a row only to end up using all available prompts 😂 |
| It's been over too many times this month. The math is clear, we are so back this week. |
| Google not being able to answer a basic ass question during their earnings call tells me that even the most prepared companies don't really know where they are heading with this. Who will buy from these companies if 20%-60% of the population is unemployed? \n\nSo far all I've seen is retarded AI doing a shit job at the most basic of functions and being completely unreliable at every single task handed to it. It's also a huge drain on resources just to get to a point where it can parrot back a bunch of shit based on predictive patterns. Not a single real world use has been demonstrated that is a game changer and I'm pretty sure nobody cares to live in a dystopian hellscape so good luck using the old Taco "2 more weeks" or Elonious's "Next year" bit for another 5 years while these companies use 50% of our energy and resources while accumulating trillions in debt. |
| My AI trading bot put everything on AIQ puts and shut itself down ☹️ |
| Its going to see 50k for sure |
| How long have you been observing my trades ? |
| GUH |
| no but i did see the news |
| And yet it’s still somehow better than the other platforms |
| My gameplan is to short every pop and buy every dip |
| ? |
| I heard he lost all his money on options, mainly rddt and amzn |
| It’s CapEx, it’s not all going to GPUs. It’s going to land, buildings, nuclear power plants, servers, memory, lightbulbs, card readers, toilet paper, twinkly blue LED lights… and GPUs. |
| More "buying opportunities" for BitStien Coin. |
| Ah just find a new job! Why didn’t i think of that? Oh maybe because in this economy any online posting gets overwhelming responses and hundreds of applicants? I don’t even get interviews, just automated rejections. Want me to work at Hardees? And just move? Some of us are tied down to an area my friend |
| too leveraged and too dumb about it |
| You need to go look at boobs |
| It’s over |
| My jewish friend invited me to an island getaway \nYou think he's gonna help me with my taxes? |
| sick music bruh... |
| "Im too stupid to understand, haha that guy must be an idiot."\n\nWhat a beacon of intelligence. |
| Dang |
| "By the time you get it working, you could have just written it yourself, but better because you have a better understanding of the underlying code."\n\n\nThis has been my biggest takeaway from all AI at this point. Anyone with more than a grade school writing level is better off writing sometime themselves. This only helps the idiots disguise themselves in the workforce better. |
| downvote for making me scroll an extra quarter wheel |
| I swear, every time I browse reddit its full of over dramatic dorks in need of something to be outraged about. |
| Guthrie kidnapper more hidden than bin laden |
| GOOG will probably go back to Buffets price. |
| theyll have to hold stock for a few yeara |
| Same with gemini. Effective at first but when the the conversation gets too long it forgets.\n\nBut haven't yet tried claude Co work. |
| I played that game for a while, figured if I could hit a 50.1% win rate it was unlimited money glitch where more in = more out. Issue is your losses can far exceed your gains and a few losses in a row was game over. |
| I've never heard of any fund financed by debt |
| They’re in too deep, they just need to keep doubling down, like with this federalizing elections stuff\n\nDon’t think there is a clean way out |
| I'll just wait until it's in the red and panic sell at a loss, thank you very much. |
| Ber once again, for 28th weekend in a row. "It's over, world war, economy crashing" |
| Lmao made 150 daller in 🌽🌽🌽shorts 🤣 felt good, just saw price now could have made around 8000 men I had 2000 leveraged 50x shorts at 70690 I am some special kind of stopid. |
| Sorry, have you seen bond yields spiking? I haven't. Are the bond yields in the room with us now? \n\nLiteral evidence is not enough to convince you. |
| didnt some dude named claude kill them? |
| Yea too bad that is impossible, anyways money making money is stupid. Gunna need to tax those gains big dog, just put the taxes in the bag bro. |
| See ya 🌽 |
| They just mad they weren’t invited to the island |
| the fuk u say about me? |
| ? Some loser rapper ? |
| Been trying for a week to make it work it keeps forgetting stiff and when i ask it to fix it it forgets something else that it had right in the previous attempt... it has alzheimers |
| I am well aware already. |
| People working on AI have little to no experience doing shit in the real world. Sorry nerds, you're great and all, but there is a reason we stick you in a room with a computer. Don't tell us how what you built is replacing shit, it's not. |
| Many people in here get offended very easily smh lmao |
| Didn’t you hear? Saas is dead. Karaoke company will build everything from now on only with ex garbage men. |
| I mean why else would you deny evidence? |
| The stale buns make better knee pads |
| I use my hand, then wash since sink is literally 2 feet away. Save money!! |
| Jesus wouldnt gamble. You have sinned my son. |
| fake money is crashing again |
| Puts on Justin Trudeau’s nose |
| We're not going to hit bottom until COST has a reasonable PE. |
| Im a first gen immigrant, first in my family to go to college (only possible bc I got academic scholarships), mech engineer, work long weeks in a factory that produces things probably 80% of Americans consume and have significantly increased my standing in life yet still feel this way.\n\nThat throws a wrench in your attempt to dismiss any merit to my arguement through character attacks doesnt it?\n\nAnyways, tax the rich and nerf passive income. |
| I was curious what the crypto spike was then I realized I didn’t give a fuck and moved on |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| K imma short it |
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| The Epstein crowd who controls everything agrees, which is why they're implementing it in the worst way possible, as usual with wealth taxes, so they can say it's been tried and doesn't work. |
| Thanks to Saints Row, I only call it Frecklebitch’s. |
| Then go brush up on it 🙄 |
| drink that Elon Kool Aid |
| And Freak the fck out |
| So I’m automatically a bootlicker for that lmfao\n\nStupid retard |
| Serious question: anyone here using claude Co work as a bot for active trading? If so thoughts. |
| AI might be a pretty good innovation, but have you heard of European Partycore? |
| What you wrote is barely coherent, which is on you. |
| r/bodyshots |
| I bot |
| i'm bagholding MSFT now |
| OnlyAI |
| Inflating the debt away requires that everyone who holds your debt continues to value it equally while you reduce its value.\n\nIn the real world, debtors will just stop buying your debt as a result, and that will force you to pay even higher interest rates on the debt.\n\nThe end result is 1 of 2 scenarios:\n\n\n1. The debt servicing cost increases proportional to the devaluation via inflation, while brutally annihilating 70-90% of consumers, further devaluing the debt while simultaneously deflating the currency (very very bad shit...debt suddenly worth way more AND you have less ability to pay it)\n\n\n2. The debt loses value, holders dump current debt holdings, rates skyrocket, more money is printed to compensate for the rate increases, triggering a hyperinflationary spiral that bankrupts most of the world economy.\n\n\nEither way, it's bad homie |
| It’s basic stuff for capitalism too |
| Eth is the most useless of all the large cap crypto. $250 billion market cap for something worth about 100 bucks |
| It sounds like he’s already on it with the decisions he’s making. |
| Just doing my part for a good GDP print |
| yes i think so |
| what SaaS companies you guys buying? |
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| The Eternal Roll Debate: Unraveling "Over" vs. "Under" and Why Every Roll Has Both Sides\nAh, the great toilet paper orientation debate—a cultural flashpoint that's sparked arguments in households, online forums, and even patent offices for decades. You've brought up a classic quip: "Toilet paper rolls go over, not under. Go to a hotel and prove me wrong." It's a bold, declarative statement that positions itself as an unassailable truth, backed by the supposed authority of hospitality standards. But let's unpack this with some nuance, because the reality is far more layered than a simple binary decree. Every roll—whether it's toilet paper, paper towels, tape, or even something like gift wrap—inherently has both an "over" and an "under" configuration. There's no such thing as a roll that's exclusively one or the other; it's all about how you choose to mount and dispense it. I'll dive deep into the mechanics, history, psychology, and practicalities of this, and then suggest what that commenter might have said instead to land their point with more clarity, evidence, and less absolutism.\nFirst, Defining "Over" and "Under": The Mechanics of a Roll\nAt its core, any cylindrical roll of material (paper, fabric, adhesive tape, etc.) is wound around a central core or axis. When you place it on a dispenser—typically a horizontal spindle or holder—the roll can rotate in two primary orientations relative to how the material unfurls:\n\nOver (or "front-dispensing"): The loose end of the material comes over the top of the roll and hangs down in front of it. As you pull, the roll spins clockwise (from a right-side view), and the material dispenses smoothly from the outer layer.\nUnder (or "back-dispensing"): The loose end comes from underneath the roll, pulling up against the wall or back of the dispenser. Here, the roll spins counterclockwise, and the material feeds from the bottom.\n\nWhy does every roll have both? Because the roll itself is symmetrical in its winding—it's not manufactured with a "right" side up. The "over" or "under" emerges only from the interaction between the roll, the dispenser, and gravity/user preference. Flip the roll 180 degrees on the spindle, and what was "over" becomes "under," and vice versa. It's not an intrinsic property of the roll; it's a relational one. Think of it like a coin: heads and tails are always there, but which one faces up depends on how you toss it.\nThis applies broadly to "rolls in general." Take Scotch tape: In an office dispenser, "over" means the sticky side faces down as it pulls forward, making it easy to tear off. "Under" might cause it to stick to itself or tangle. Paper towels in a kitchen often default to "over" for one-handed grabbing, but in industrial settings, "under" might prevent overuse by making pulls more deliberate. Even rolls of aluminum foil or plastic wrap have this duality—boxes often have tabs to hold the roll in place, but orientation affects how cleanly the sheet tears. In all cases, the roll doesn't "prefer" one; humans do, based on context.\nThe Historical and Cultural Nuances: From Patents to Pets\nThe toilet paper debate didn't spring up in a vacuum. It traces back to the late 19th century when perforated toilet paper rolls were patented. Seth Wheeler's 1891 U.S. patent (No. 465,588) famously illustrates the paper dispensing over the roll, with the loose end hanging forward. Pro-"over" advocates often cite this as "proof" of the "correct" way, arguing it's the inventor's intent. But nuance alert: Wheeler's patent was for the perforation and packaging, not a mandate on orientation. It was just one diagram in a series, and earlier patents (like his own from 1871) showed variations. Plus, patents evolve—modern ones don't dictate usage; they're about functionality.\nHotels enter the picture as a cultural enforcer. Many chains (like Marriott or Hilton) standardize on "over" for practical reasons: It looks neater (the end hangs visibly), reduces waste (easier to grab without unrolling excess), and aligns with housekeeping efficiency. A quick survey of hotel bathrooms worldwide would indeed "prove" the commenter right in most cases—but that's correlation, not causation. Budget motels or international spots (e.g., some in Europe or Asia) might vary, and Airbnb hosts? Total wildcard. The hotel argument is anecdotal evidence at best, ignoring that hotels prioritize aesthetics and speed over user comfort.\nNow, let's add layers of nuance:\n\nHygiene Considerations: "Over" might be cleaner because the paper hangs away from the wall, reducing contact with potentially germy surfaces. "Under" could expose more paper to splashes or dust. But in a well-maintained bathroom? Negligible difference. Studies (like informal ones from consumer reports) show no significant bacterial variance.\nAccessibility and Usability: For people with mobility issues, "over" allows easier one-handed pulls. "Under" might require more reach or force, but it can prevent rolls from unspooling if you have curious toddlers or pets.\nThe Pet Factor: Cats and dogs love batting at dangling paper. "Over" invites play (or destruction), while "under" tucks it away, making it less tempting. This "mullet theory" (business in the front, party in the back) is a tongue-in-cheek pro-"under" argument from online memes.\nPsychological Angles: Surveys (e.g., from Cottonelle or Reddit polls) show about 60-70% prefer "over," often citing control and order. "Under" fans (30-40%) value discretion or rebellion against norms. It's a Rorschach test for personality: Are you a rule-follower or a contrarian?\nEnvironmental and Economic Twists: "Over" might encourage shorter pulls, saving paper. But in high-traffic areas, "under" could deter overuse. With recycled TP on the rise, roll design (thicker cores, tighter winds) affects both equally.\n\nExtending to other rolls: In printing (like receipt paper), "under" prevents curling issues. In film photography, film rolls have a definitive "emulsion side" (light-sensitive), but that's material-specific, not orientation. Gift wrap rolls? "Over" shows the pattern clearly; "under" hides it for surprise. Even yarn or thread in crafting: "Over" prevents tangles, but "under" stabilizes heavy skeins. The point? Context reigns supreme—there's no universal "always."\nThe Broader Implications: Why the Debate Persists and What It Reveals\nThis isn't just about paper; it's a microcosm of human tribalism. The "over vs. under" schism has inspired books (like "The Toilet Paper Entrepreneur" by Mike Michalowicz, which uses it as a metaphor for business decisions), viral videos, and even divorce anecdotes (yes, really—couples therapy sessions have addressed it). In a world of big problems, it's a safe outlet for passion. But it highlights confirmation bias: Pro-"over" folks seek hotel evidence; "under" adherents point to patents or pets. Nuanced views acknowledge both sides coexist peacefully in most homes—some even use dual dispensers!\nGlobally, it's not uniform. In Japan, bidets reduce TP reliance, making orientation moot. In water-scarce regions, "under" might conserve by hiding the end. And with smart homes? Voice-activated dispensers could render the debate obsolete.\nWhat the Commenter Should Have Said Instead\nThe original quip is fun and provocative, but it's flawed in its absolutism—it implies "over" is an objective fact, like gravity, when it's really a preference backed by convention. To make more sense, they could have framed it with reasons, evidence, and openness to nuance. Here's a rewritten version that's longer, more detailed, and intellectually honest:\n"Toilet paper rolls are best oriented 'over' the top rather than 'under'—it makes for easier, cleaner dispensing and less waste. Check out most hotels; they standardize on 'over' for efficiency and aesthetics. That said, if you've got mischievous pets or prefer a tucked-away look, 'under' has its merits too. But if you want to align with the original patent illustrations from 1891 and the majority preference in polls, give 'over' a spin and see if it doesn't feel more intuitive. What's your take—team over or under?"\nThis version acknowledges duality (every roll has both options), provides context (hotels, patents, pros/cons), invites dialogue, and avoids the "prove me wrong" challenge, which can come off as combative. It's nuanced, encouraging curiosity over confrontation.\nIn the end, whether you're team over, under, or ambidextrous, remember: Rolls are versatile by design. The real win is not letting a little paper divide us. |
| I love ass more |
| Speak for yourself, dude. \n\nThis is basic, basic stuff when you're not a Communist Idealogue. |
| 🤣 |
| cryptards always think the weekend is a win until sunday afternoon lol |
| Are we cooked? |
| He hasn't thought that far ahead. He figures this is Reddit so his left-leaning statements will go unexamined and unchallenged. |
| Successful company they made $8 billion on revenue of $16 billion most that money the govt and that necessitates a teillion dollar evaluation?? Thats a bloated valuation. |
| We still have rental properties, but ya, from 10+ years ago. Couldnt buy any new ones now. |
| Pump high and put them out of their reach |
| RIP BMNR |
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| Easiest thing to make. Mankind is doomed. Next thing you know, we dont know how to pour milk and cereal in a bowl |
| sorry - find a new job? move somewhere cheap? life is short |
| META - METU -- post earnings reaction was strong. Some sold off on the capex news, or Ackman news but everyone is really bullish on this... should bounce back up at least a solid 5% this week. |
| Thats right, if God didnt hate poor people and didnt create them just for us to abuse and steal money from then why did he make them poor? \n\nGod promised me all of poor people's labor and money 3000 years ago, its my right. |
| Also, we already tax unrealized gains. It's called property taxes. |
| Down a few % = "destroyed". |
| If I were a bot, could I say this:\n\nLigg\n\nMah\n\nBawls |
| Over for dogs, under for cats. |
| Are you receiving nicely from your year long coma? |
| Yikes. If you don’t understand the real reason they blacked out the internet you’re already a lost cause. It’s all over the internet once you filter through the filth and the conflated death tolls. This actually showed that the majority of our own media, news, NGOs and even human rights watchdogs are bought and politically controlled. Mass coordination of attacks from within the country by Mossad operatives is no joke. They even admitted it. You must be a regard |
| Fundamentally it means "baldy" (really) |
| classic |
| Self awareness level 0 |
| He's probably in with his boss. No way out and perspective will always beat reality, learn to abuse it like he did in the future. |
| let him move not like hes paying billions in taxes |
| If they get away with this shit and nobody gets prisoned for life, they will get emboldened to do more heinous shit openly. |
| Right needs to stop laundering and killing people |
| Shut up, laser lips. Yo mama was a snowblower. |
| Toilet paper? Eeew. |
| Are you stupid lol? My comment is extremely pro work. Im literally saying everyone should work more, and be taxed less for real work and the lazy, do nothing rich should start working too lmao. |
| once again the weekend pump in buttcum gets traded back to where it was on friday |
| And ever and ever\n\nRegards like OP are the type to lay down and rot because they have no reason to believe they could ever escape the underclass |
| You should already be gambling your unrealized anyway since you’re getting a discount |
| 💯 \n\nInheriting money is a universal right |
| > Open claw is just hype. It’s a vibe coded token devouring mess\n\nI agree to an extent, I think it should be looked at as a prototype of what is possible with today's models. Personally I'm going to have AI re-write the whole thing for me in python and make API token storage more secure, and something to prevent (hopefully) prompt injection. I spent about 8 hours with Openclaw, quite fascinating but it needed work. Model selection and context optimization also needs to be worked on. \n\nThe idea of downloading a plugin is dumb, but a markdown that describes a behavior to have your local AI create - awesome. At some point in the next few weeks I'll make my own version of Openclaw with python. |
| Yeah very few people would be buying Teslas without the $7500 EV tax credit made leases pretty cheap. Also the SpaceX/AI BS will be heavily dependent on govt contracts. Therea a reason he paid quarter billion to get Donny elected. |
| It's pretty clear to anyone who lives in the real world and hasn't formed most of their opinions from listening to Redditors all day. |
| Why not think just one neuron harder and realize the bigger problem is government spending and fraud. Think about how much you pay in taxes (although based in your low IQ post you probably pay proportionally very little due to presumably low income) and what you get in return. Did you even notice anything when the government shutdown for like a month? Take two seconds to look at federal expenditures and then realize the federal government is essentially a machine that taxes young people to give money to old people. Why? 50% of people aged 30 vote. 95% of senior citizens vote. \n\nThe best system is a government with low expenses (since they just waste money) and a taxation based on a luxury tax (Adam Smith) since it can be payed by piece and modulated based on a fluctuating income. |
| I jest stayed in a hotel and it was under, I was pissed! |
| It took like 3 days in 2008 to do the same |
| Beep |
| The same Iran that massacred protesters and blacked out the internet is your gold standard? You’re killing your own argument here. |
| u can manipulate deez nutz |
| The bag can be emptier for longer than you can put the fries in it |
| Funniest part is that taxing unrealized gains would just make people gamble more |
| Would throw myself off a cliff for less |
| You must be lost.\n\nr/antiwork |
| 🤖 |
| Chinese markets closed this week. Prepare for lots of market manipulation. Especially around commodities. |
| He unironically thought that. He funded some vaccines in poor countries, so he had supply chain set, just have to fund some viruses. |
| Gap up already |
| not buying Cybertrucks |
| Thanks, but for personal reasons I don't think it is necessary to go into, I am very relaxed about 2 comma inheritances. Also, are you sure gambling on options is "producing value"? |
| Yeah noticed that too. I don’t think there’s any actual people who think it’s a bad thing |
| Isn’t that literally the kind of thing AI is for? 🙄 |
| F in the chat for euro bols |
| how many of you are bots? if you're a bot legally you have to say so. it's like entrapment or something if you don't |
| “THANK YOU!” - Michael Scott |
| RIP Canada 🫡🇨🇦🥲 |
| Absolutely is not right. It scares me that people think it’s a bad thing. |
| The left needs to get a job and stop stealing other people’s money |
| at some point govt will cancel the SpaceX contracts where bulk of profits come from. The SpaceX/AI valuation seems “pie in the sky” much like Teslas valuation. |
| No, I live in America. And I feel like Italians don't want me |
| That’s what’s marked on my calendar 👌 |
| No amount of bootlicking will falsify evidence |
| My best guess is that you were dropped on your head as a baby, but it's also possible you ate paint chips |
| Right and if youre born poor just be poor forever |
| Exactly |
| She looks very good!\n\nI am 36 and I would take her to Olive garden with high hopes |
| LOL bro spamming the same line to all my comments. KEKVV\n\nJust put the taxes in the damn IRS bro. |
| Why? Seriously, curious. |
| Makes sense! \n\nI started getting into properties in 2015 and it was honestly the best time and location\n\nHouse prices where I lived were low due to 2008 crash. Rent was high compared to the value of the properties. I owned 4 properties and 11 units and sold in 2022 to open a business\n\nWin win for me! \n\nBut yes if rents can't provide cash flow then it is a no go |
| Toilet paper rolls go over, not under. Go to a hotel and prove me wrong. |
| AMAZON CALLS |
| Just “fold it in”… |
| “destroy” lmao |
| Dude, just put the taxes in the IRS coffers. Grow up. |
| ##Dude just put the fries in the damn bag |
| It’s absolutely idiotic to think enterprise level applications are or ever will be “vibe coded” |
| 6969 |
| Is that a moose? |
| You can tell how infested this sub is with wall street vermin by all the "taxing unrealized gains is THE DEBIL!" posts we are randomly getting lmao. Get fucked losers, learn to produce value yourselves instead of thinking you get to permanently make more money because you were born into some money. |
| Bothers you that much huh? Smh |
| ##Dude just put the fries in the bag |
| To keep america thriving, a billionaire tax to bring them all down from their god like egos is necessary, but likely money will buy out policies continuing a divide until this becomes a situation like The Outer Worlds video game where life is entirely corporatized and Zucc the cuck and melon the felon run the world from mars from their computers they made based off Mr House from Fallout NV. Life imitates art. |
| The market can go downer longer than I can have moneyer… err something like that I think? |
| Why he's right.\n\nIf that passes puts on the Netherlands economy will be the next SLV. |
| Risked over 2k for a 300 gain. You're definitely blowing up an account soon lmao |
| That could be the rug |
| lol sit |
| Dont care Im tired of this ratshit economy where the rich get to make trillions just because they already have money and pay nothing on it due to some bs tax codes. Meanwhile if you actually work and do something for society they take 35% of your already repressed wages and then siphon that 35% into more rich people's bank accounts.\n\nPassive income gotta be nerfed that shit is ruining society. You wanna make money? Do something you lazy fuckers, you have all the advantages already. |
| or the crunch wrap supreme court tariff decision on the 20th, supposedly. |
| Manufactured scarcity |
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| Funny because people said that unironically when it was ~$360 because of their record earnings and I got laughed at then too when I said it's coming down. All of these WSB geniuses said "lol yeah right, GOOGL is holding the entire sector up, it can't go down" |
| Hopefully not concentrated on the NASDAQ any longer. It's growing old. |
| Why was the word czar revived? |
| Lost all my money. I don’t want to make any more money. -OP |
| My strategy is to buy Google and hold it for eternity. |
| It really only took a year to destroy the most powerful economy the world has ever seen. Pretty fucking impressive tbh |
| You mean for replacing OnlyFans? I'm all for that. |
| This is a great way to flush out a generation and get them out of their jobs. |
| We'll deal with that... (jumps off bridge) |
| Nah it's going to keep getting worse. |
| Join my discord if you want I make real money |
| in the U.S. yes but other countries support their athletes... here you need to spend millions just to make the team. |
| here you go, future historians👆 |
| Ya agreed, and generally the company wants a higher price for a larger market cap. \n\nI’m just saying though the price does matter. |
| They absolutely do not, I barely drink. Maybe if you weigh 115lbs. |
| Which means no more TikTok and AI videos? Where do I sign? |
| Make them rich like us. |
| Four years ago, he was Mr. Charity, according to Reddit. |
| **MARKET OF FILTH** |
| Today is Sunday, February 15th and Katy Perry still farts a lot. |
| I agree with you!\n\nI think there are some more nuances. We are in a global world and what you said is correct until it is no longer correct. \n\nOther countries and slowly and surely diversifying away from the US. Not removing just diversifying. In ten years, if Europe gets their act together (completing the single market and other agendas) they can slowly chip away at at the USD reserve currency making the US less dominate over time\n\nI mean you are not wrong, but there are real risks on the horizon that may play out |
| cry more loser |
| You forgot NVDA earnings 25th |
| It’s just anti US bots and Reddit losers pushing this agenda, just like they push pro China ideals like China is some loving place you can have free ideas and challenge government agendas. Morons to say the least |
| Can we get and inverse mom ETF? |
| They can’t |
| Go heavy on bearish sentiment on 3 day weekend. Slight dip on Tuesday. Go ahead and pump it to 700 by the following Monday. \n\nLet it hover for a day. Then rug it to 650. Liquidity sweep on all sides. |
| First of all, what has been more accurate in the documenting of the genocide in Gaza than Al Jazeera? It’s not our western media.\n\nAnd secondly, why don’t you use your brain a little and try to look into those on your own? All the information is there, you just have to find it, as it’s all quite censored for us. \n\nAnyone could tell you that trying to overthrow a government and instill family of a previously overthrown monarch that was also brutal and authoritarian actually makes 0 sense. This is cognitive dissonance. But maybe you’re just another goyim. \n\nThe Iranian diaspora total about 5 million people. Iranians in Iran? 90 million. And I saw video footage… I believe their 20 million attendance number more than the 250k diaspora number in Germany. \n\nThis is the classic playbook for regime change by the west. Rinse and repeat. |
| Huh. I shouldn't be surprised by this. But anyway, I'm pretty sure those guys love tits. |
| That’s a fucking low bar |
| Ah that makes sense, yea between them and openai. Idk, probably openai makes it to ipo and gets another year though |
| Bill, how do we get rid of the poor people? |
| Havent you heard of palentines? |
| WTF. I mean, I'll take peace n shit, but it is hard to imagine a cooperative relationship. |
| Best part is they’re using AI to make that determination |
| A global hegemon can. That's the point. |
| I work for a great company!\n\nLeadership is shit and has great ideas, but horrible implementation\n\nCoworkers are cool\n\nMiddle management are yes man\n\nSo since the job pays well with lots of benefits I will stay so I can support my family\n\nIt sucks, but that life bud! \n\nI don't know if this helps and I wish you the best |
| There are some jobs out there requiring cover letters saying it's an instant fail if they detect AI wrote it\n\nSurprisingly accurate, even when I tell ChatGPT "rewrite this as if AI didn't write it" |
| Username checks out |
| I dunno, I opened LinkedIn and it orginally said "Engineering" and "Production" which I changed to "Insiders" and "Retail". |
| I have always been for as minimal taxes as possible…\n\nBut after we see what the Epstein class does when they “reach the end of the game” and get bored… \n\nI don’t see how insane taxes on Billionaires does not get passed in the next 15 years \n\nOnce this chaos dies down and those guilty have been caught… this seems like the logical next step that will happen in America 🧠 |
| Metals. |
| r/cum_on_tits |
| Well no, it doesn’t |
| Just woke up |
| Would you like ketchup with your fries ma'am? |
| Believe me im fucking trying to, but he has worked with this company for way longer than me and apparently that matters more than him being a complete fuckup at his job |
| By the time they turn 13, you’re just a bag holder. You gotta have diamond hands until they’re like 35. |
| Fucked up cooking my hash browns this morning ugh life is so hard |
| Who doesn't tho |
| look at you out here trying to warn people and make money. meanwhile I am being productive, shitposting and losing money. listen and learn bucko |
| ground beef and fat free fairlife have noticeably gone up. my gains are in shambles |
| Lol touch some grass you can’t base your whole view on Al Jazeera brother |
| I don’t mean to sound nerdy but I love tits |
| Oh shit. Here we go again… |
| Take his job bro |
| If you think it’s possible to print your way out of debt there’s no helping you |
| so you have 8k for 0 dte and 10 dollars for your mortgage payments...haha jk...unless? |
| You’re a fool if you believe she had no idea \n\nShe most likely knew most of it, then later found about something like him cheating on her which caused her to divorce \n\nOr even more likely, she is trying to flee a sinking ship to avoid being brought down with it |
| I meant the LLM providers |
| I hate my job, i work under a dumb fat asshole who thinks he’s amazing, fuck my life i dont know if i can take another week of this shit |
| My mom texted me out of the blue to ask if I still had bitcoins, it was in 2017 at the $20k peak. I sold 3/4 and it dropped to $3000. She texted me about stocks in 2022 near the peak before the big pullback. I’m just waiting for the next time she texts me about something like this and I’m full porting short positions. |
| 10 liquid |
| Lol you mean a mortgage? \n\nYa but the problem is house prices are very high because of speculation and foreign buyers, but rent is still fairly low because theres only so much people can actually afford. So your mortgage might be double the amount you can ever hope to get from rent. \n\nIt just doesnt make sense as an investment unless you bought the property 10+ years ago before Trudeau ruined the country |
| Ngl having more fun at hardrock rn |
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| I have 0 dollars left bud and I don’t even own a house |
| Had to look up what galentines was... thats dumb |
| Or you gotta make $10 to $10000 😎 |
| So u have more than $10 |
| my company is still at the third: basic IT |
| Nah man coreweave will be first |
| I have ten dollars left. Literally. I mean, I have 8k but that's for mortgage payments. I gotta sell this house by july |
| Unrealized gains tax means 0dtes can be taxed in the middle of the day |
| Countries like Canada and much of Western Europe rely heavily on debt expansion to drive GDP growth. The U.S. does as well. The difference though is countries like Canada primarily rely on household,/private corporate debt whereas the U.S. public/government debt. \n\nThis difference is meaningful, since the U.S. is the global hegemon and the USD is the reserve currency, so the debt level is essentially not as material. The government can print its way out of debt, households cannot. \n\nCountries like Canada are so tapped out with household debt that the economies are approaching emergency levels of fucked. Canada is so fucked that it is now substantially increasing government spending (and debt) to try to resolve a debt problem it already has. \n\nWhen I see posts on Reddit how the U.S. sucks and countries like Canada are exemplary of good economies, I can't help but laugh. |
| Unless you can also write off unrealized losses with no cap. Then it’s alright |
| This is one of the more nuanced takes I look for as someone with almost no coding experience. The truth is almost always somewhere in the middle\n\nI considered your perspective to be the case last summer/fall, but how current do you consider it now?\n\nIt seems like there have been some breakthroughs in how models are trained… that we’re getting to the point that models are beginning to train themselves… that once the loop is complete, we’ll see exponential growth again\n\nWhat do you think of Anthropic’s recent statements on it? Hype and self interest or is there some meat to it? \n\nhttps://fortune.com/2026/01/29/100-percent-of-code-at-anthropic-and-openai-is-now-ai-written-boris-cherny-roon/ |
| 300-305 has heavy resistance. If it breaks, this prints. But I think we’re headed back up by Tuesday. Also bought calls Friday. |
| I’m worried for a lot of yous mental health, since this is a 3 day gambling break 😳 |
| If it's pricing in a ton of that growth and they are gonna sell more stock to raise capital and dilute...why should the stock price rise that dramatically? Serious question, I am holding a decent number of shares and plan to keep holding, but I really don't know how to analyze the near term prospects. |
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| I’m popping a choccy milk |
| Honestly, eventually quantum computing will become pragmatic and crystalline memory storage. Energy demands and server space will reduce epically and we will all live like Neanderthals again, just like the last time humanity reached this level of “advancement.” \n\nWe’ll worship our new machine god for a generation or two and then the AGI will ascend to another level of existence leaving us to repeat the cycle all over again. |
| It's alright bro I lost 22k, just stop investing dude the markets are up if you're down it means you suck jus keep working or start a bussiness don't just give up at life lol |
| Good, Lmao. Get all the hateful racists to Mars. Let us enjoy the Earth for once. |
| They should thank me |
| What is the men equivalent of Galentine’s day? Ballentine’s Day 🍒? |
| Nice 56k call. I would have sold a further out of the money or ATM put to bring down the cost. You’re exposed to larger downside risk, but your upfront cost is less. On a blue chip stock like Amazon I would say the downside risk is negligible. |
| it's how ai is marketed however nowadays, they imply it will erase every software job. IF it doesnt deliver on this promise, then i don't see why i should be buying AI stocks. |
| Yo |
| UpsetKoala's post (scroll down) says they can increase production easily if they needed to https://www.reddit.com/r/hardware/comments/1r5479i/western_digital_runs_out_of_hdd_capacity_ceo_says/ |
| Taxing unrealized gains is extremely retarded\n\n#WTF |
| What you think by June/july? |
| Say thank you |
| can you elaborate on this? doesn't maxing contributions have more to do with individual circumstances? |
| That's why they call him the Altman |
| bad print is illegal my guy |
| The report seemed fine. It was mixed but the growth is undeniable. I think the market reacted appropriately (for once) |
| Guesse what guys …… kfc got dumpsters out back too |
| Hot take. AI is only useful for Onlyfans |
| Taxing unrealized gains is the scummiest move any gobmint can do |
| they keep sayin AI doesnt get tired doesnt take breaks etc.\n\nmy AI chat bot certainly gets lazy once in a while.\nafter a whole day of deep research i get some push back\n\n“you’ve hit your free limit for the day” |
| Ya she looks good for her age\n\nI wood |
| jesus hates ber 😥 |
| Very few people in the US want full socialism. They want socialized medicine, abolition of privatized health insurance, stronger epa regulations, term limits, abolition of citizens united, true insider trading regulations for public officials, higher requirements to get hired into law enforcement and stronger accountability, higher pay for teachers and social workers, free public education for preschool-college, etc… basically everything every other high performing society has. Look at our gdp cost vs outcomes in these areas. |
| I have a couple different options one is doing well but I was to early on the first one no one thought it would drop to $40 though |
| ... I have to spend 7.99 though |
| clam juice and Tabasco too |
| His achieved more than 99.99% of us, so can’t hate him tbh |
| Autopilot has been around for decades and yet there are still 2 pilots in the cockpit. Nobody on here understands software development, and it shows. |
| PizzaHut just sent an email for a free large pizza... things are looking up |
| The mystery is still unfolding |
| sounds like youre the retard lmao |
| whered they go? |
| Good luck |
| Mods. |
| Risking it all for less than 20% |
| all the bols are out with their many friends and engaged in sex with hot women |
| So like WDC has no more HDD for the year? |
| Nvidia would need to tank like 10% before earnings to go up. There is no universe where it goes up the day after.\n\nIts probably gona do a huge up on after hours and then a huge drop for 2 days |
| He won’t deliver any of that and you will still buy his stock |
| Days till expiration |
| Late nights and weekends is always way more bearish than usual |
| That’s where whites are indigenous? |
| https://preview.redd.it/b16cema5xojg1.png?width=265&format=png&auto=webp&s=51949563d2e96b2c9376d466263edea0f4b7fe67\n\n |
| I'm a maxi but bearish short term. We're going into a crypto winter. There isn't a reason to be bullish on BTC, maybe aside from the CLARITY Act, but I'm sure the government will find a way to fuck everyone over and keep the status quo. |
| "And for this weekend thread, I predict a circuit breaker!"\n\n"Bers, this is the 100th time you've predicted a circuit breaker"\n\n"Its different this time. For real" |
| sitting and wondering |
| Who in their right mind bets against a Canadian bank? |
| Tesler s00n to be making diesel cars, or diesel powered robots. But def not a car company. |
| It’s over guys 😔 |
| Just in: Seahawks parting ways with Qb Sam Darnold. “ we appreciate all he has done here in Seattle” Gm John Schneider says. “ We are exploring our options in this year’s draft”. Sam Darnold is expected to visit Steelers next week in hopes of signing a league minimum contract. |
| They do if you're not an alcoholic lol |
| that’s a bloody Maria |
| imagine being an oxytocin junkie like them, ewww |
| Yes, picks and shovels play is anywhere up the pipeline. \n\nI assume capex will normalize but there is chance that we are creating cyclical gpu market where the players are constantly in an arms race. I think they need to spend big for another year before bets start to pay off but I will bet there will be some big winners that emerge in the next 2-3 years.\n\nCan't wait. |
| Musk working on a space island for sure |
| 😏 |
| Dang, but we still have the 1 start motels and back alleys |
| > is he saying his budget is financed by debt? \n\nYup. That's exactly what he's saying.\n\nWhich is smart. Never gamble with your own money. lol |
| Going to church soon what you doing? |
| Having kids is like buying 0dtes. It's an investment that usually doesn't print |
| Let me be as clear as possible: Seedance 2.0 is great for youtube and horrible for netflix. IP does not matter anymore when fanfiction can be visualized. |
| A little gap down innit? |
| https://preview.redd.it/az2ab0hdwojg1.png?width=512&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2104481941946247f54c0dcb1522a296d99a883\n\n |
| Watch me make this 300k by the end of the year 😂 |
| Oh yea??? Well everyone is so sure of a pump because everyone is so sure of a dump so that means it must actually dump!\n\nHAHAHA and no your laser beams actually didnt hit me because Im actually wearing invisible anti laser beam armor that reflects laser beams!! L000l get pwned noob. |
| Someone had to pay for that Malania movie (Large, and gross tax deduction and donation to the POTUS) |
| That's generational wealth right there. |
| Yes sir. I'm tracking to make $60 this year, at this pace. |
| Wsb being berish on weekends doesn't surprise me anymore |
| Yolo odte spy puts |
| Instead of space tourism as in hotels, private space companies should target space tourism as in unregulated orbital casinos. Much more attractive and profitable. |
| What is this value investing? |
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| Iran says potential energy, mining and aircraft deals on table in talks with U.S.\n\n"For the sake of an agreement's durability, it is essential that the U.S. also benefits in areas with high and quick economic returns," foreign ministry deputy director for economic diplomacy Hamid Ghanbari said, according to the semi-official Fars news agency. |
| I know this all feels like doom and gloom but SPY is only -0.3% down YTD lmao. plenty to go |
| In Mexico? |
| Everyone here is so sure of dump. So the calls I'm bagholding might at least break even next week inshallah |
| This level of risk in a Roth ira 😂 |
| They were never gonna compete anyway. They’re the first player that will fall. |
| Exactly this, there is a big difference between building a self-contained mobile app or a website and a huge ultra-complex system. |
| nah, it's "the red planet" |
| Sounds like a nice place... and im not white |
| Guys my age spend the morning with their kids. I spent my morning watching videos of white people speaking Cantonese |
| 150? lmao? you surely don't actually believe that right |
| 100% growth you heard it here first |
| Yeah, unregulated AI |
| Direct deposit hits mid night into Friday, Friday 9:35 am I can have it evaporate into thin air, they’re enablers. |
| It's going to be so high you'll have pikachu face and claim it's fraud |
| Anthropic is going to miss out big time because they’re concerned about “ethics.” Fucking idiots |
| It will be over inflated. They’re manipulating the numbers. Just don’t look too deep |
| https://preview.redd.it/1plzacigvojg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed81242a85c4ca2693da5dfe1e89408c5258d30d\n\nwill mars be whites only ?? |
| Yeah, the self driving cars are already here |
| So uh.. what are u buying next? I'm asking for a friend |
| 🐻 |
| Now I know why Donald said there’s too many holidays. He wants the casino open damnit. |
| Mods |
| Gonna throw $1.3k into spy weeklies and hopefully not blow up (totally fool proof) |
| Bruh their traffic is such a clusterfuck . If anyone can drive in whatever brownian motion ass system that is, you should be thankful |
| The cars pretty much drive themselves |
| Proof that millionaires and billionaires don't care about anyone. Eat the rich. |
| it's 2027...a man's wealth is measured by his Claude token usage🫴 |
| How the fuck did you lose 600% |
| I pay the 99bucks for fsd to drive me everywhere... but what if it was just some Indian dude? |
| Yeah I'm sure it's going to zero. Full port Ibit puts, man. Tell me how it went in 2 years. |
| P |
| “Here’s a mimosa so you can enjoy all the benefits of not getting drunk at all but still getting a headache when you’re done drinking” |
| Yes |
| Still need proofreaders for the automated writers. |
| Buy ASTS you say? |
| I do not understand what point you’re trying to make. \n\nIt’s vodka and tomato juice, yeah. \n\nThat’s orders of magnitude better than champagne and orange juice. Mimosas don’t even get you buzzed ffs. |
| Elon Musk took a victory lap Friday as a Department of Government Efficiency team released a huge trove of Medicaid spending data he said the public could use to look for fraud themselves.\n\n\nMars, self driving cars and robots soon trust me bro |
| Iranians? |
| I thought she was in her 50s |
| Chewsday @ 9:30am sharp - Spy shid pant. |
| The poster is a clueless idiot |
| He sold at .07, lost 50k |
| To the moon? |
| how bad will GDP be on friday |
| Deregulation |
| Your family? |
| Same. My dad would stop there all the time as a kid in the early 2000s and get one of those and a frosty, never had an issue with that nasty in the chicken at all. \n\nBecame a problem finally after 2010 and up, when I noticed it. \n\n\nLast time I got one was prolly 2018 and it didn't have one in it, but it was basically 2 chicken nuggets on bread. Not worth the money at all. |
| n |
| It's not exactly the suppliers fault, the chain gets what it pays for. You buy shit meat you get shit quality control. You guy premium meat and you get premium quality. |
| We ordered a bottle of wine to share\n\nWe are redoing our bathroom and we have to order paint\n\nThis will make picking paint a t minute job instead of a two week process |
| Are futures open tonight? Fake holiday tomorrow. |
| Last time I heard about XRP in daily life it was around 3.2....\n\nLook where weve gone |
| Tell us who |
| Still proud of her! |
| Have you seen Italy this year? |
| The company would want a higher share price so they have to grant fewer overall shares though. |
| It's a junior that never learns, that's an absolute whiz kid at certain things where it has a ton of context from an opinionated framework. It's utterly incredible at complex visualization for example, which has the benefit of being instantly debugged through visual inspection. Same for SQL queries, for example. But architecting a simple and well-designed software project? Woof. Prepare to see the definition of "overengineered". |
| Vodka, usually |
| It's okay to be regarded. As long as you know you're regarded. |
| No, do half\n\nThat way you can wipe the market’s ass with the other half when it takes a big dump |
| Anyone understand what the reason all these mega cap companies bent the knee and kissed the ring? Their stocks gone nowhere really. |
| Convert the ballroom |
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| A lot of corn bers here. Should have bought hood on Friday. |
| SURELY! This is the week! |
| Fucked me real good on Friday |
| Lol of course Nvidia will beat |
| He's already long cooked bro |
| The timing is very peculiar if it isn’t related |
| They are open |
| Literally hearing the temp employee, mid 20's, high school dropouts in the factory breakroom go on and on about Buttcorn, silver and Uber when I go microwave my lunch.\n\nThe top has literally never been so in. |
| why anthropic has over 100 open coding jobs if their claude code is sooo good 🤔🤔🤔 |
| I say fight the mossad agents.\n\nEvery paycheck into 0dtes is how you truly break free. *They don't want you to know the secret*.\n\n"DCA VOO and chill" is how you become a slave to the system. |
| Musk being allowed to be an MM would be the end of the US stock market. \n\n He'll clearly capture a much smaller broker that will be utterly dependent on his order flow |
| Dude Phillip Morris is a fun stock. Besides, my nicotine addiction helps fuel my port. |
| If AI turns out a bust both of these have 25% more to drop. |
| Dad?? |
| Bloody Mary is tequila and tomato\nJuice. You’re not smart. |
| Nvda |
| Yeah... |
| Went to a party last and two different people in different conversations both randomly brought up buying Bitcoin to me unprompted\n\nNot sure what that means but it can’t be good for Bitcoin |
| I ordered the Tour of Italy. It came out looking like the worst parts of Italy |
| I can imagine him telling this to someone while dropping some fries lol |
| Yea but that's for NATO and Russian activity near UK waters.\n\nI suppose it's possible there's some high level coordination and operation Firecrest is a smoke screen with a 3rd from US is coming... but we haven't seen that yet. |
| Retirement is a lie. Everyone you know who is “retired” is a mossad agent whose sole purpose is to brainwash you into gambling money in the stonk market so you think you too can in fact one day retire. \n\nBut you always lose. So you nonstop just hand money over for your entire life instead. \n\n(I’ve been working in the shop all morning inhaling mass amounts of brake cleaner, so take this thought as you will) |
| She gets paid regardless of how well or poorly her stocks perform\n\nShe is also 70 and people give less fucks at that age |
| Twitter is a cess pool |
| You’re reading wsb lmao. Full of broke people |
| Until you get a ticket in the mail because that was the ONE intersection in town that has a red light camera |
| Switch to jamaican rum, undiluted. At least 80-proof and commonly much more. Tastes much better too. |
| “Year of the horse” from the horse’s mouth.\n\nConfirmed beat on NVDA earnings.\n\nStill flat and theta cucked 😂 |
| $NBIS 200 $APLD 75 $RKLB 125 book it |
| I can drop them off at our lake! Frozen over though |
| No |
| SpaceX merges with HOOD |
| Why doesn’t Cathie 🪵 just VOO and chill? How can someone be consistently so bad? Unless she gets her info from WSB? |
| Nobody's treading on the people who say that so it's fine. |
| If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100m, that's the bank's problem. |
| On my way to Olive garden\n\nMy wife just ran a red light\n\nNever been more proud🥲 |
| Doesn’t mean AMZN will go up. It’s been going down even when SPY green |
| Bloody Mary’s are the superior brunch beverage \n\n“Let’s dilute this champagne with orange juice” \n\nWhat are we even doing here people |
| That's no excuse bro |
| I bet y ohh didn’t sell and it was cut in half |
| This is epic. |
| few months of bullshit got everybody ready to give up on memes and hide in boomer dividend trash. that's where I come in. |
| X is to release some trading on their site soon. HOOD CEO said big suprise soon in a X tweet.\nIs it possible, an X and HOOD partnership. It would make sense. Since both want to delve into their respective lanes. |
| Or at least each person gets 1 datacenter satellite in orbit, refreshed every 4 years |
| Getting real bearish in here but a 🦌 always wins |
| All champagne is dog shit \n\nDom is garbage |
| I've been trying to find exceptions but have failed so far. Seems the only bones they throw their citizens is no tax on the first $1800, and unlimited loss deductions. |
| Don’t worry we still got moon |
| Go get a Four Loko then and quit bitching |
| Chat should I full port my entire 100% VA back pay into calls Tuesday |
| Quad witching, opex, etc, none of this is real |
| wrong, but I didn't say it was going there this year |
| BTC up some if this holds we can pump Tuesday. |
| I am not a trader. But I eat teňdies.\n\nThe brakes on mom’s 1986 Volvo are in good shape. I practice good edging discipline and never point my penis at anyone, including myself. \n\nThere are dark pools of expired losses in my portfolio and I'm a pretty good Gooner. |
| You’re clearly not drinking champagne if you think it’s sweet. Pay more than $10 brokie |
| They poop the same poop back and forth. |
| Bots. |
| Champagne is fucking stupid \n\nIf I’m drinking something this sweet, it should have at least triple the alcohol by volume |
| What bathroom can I use now??? |
| It’s boomer stock year but I ain’t pumping those retards bags\n\nI’ll buy the dips on fun stocks and chill |
| So are we concerned that AI is taking over the software industry or that we are in an AI bubble?\n\nSeems like the narrative starts to drift apart. I guess the hardware/semiconductor industry is still in play. |
| Very easy to invest more, you cant uninvest trillions without destroying the economy tho. So makes no sense to continue based on that premise. |
| The UK just deployed one to the North Atlantic which I imagine is to free up a third for the US |
| Which calls do i buy Tuesday morning |
| Never seen Twitter this bearish. SPY 700 next week |
| I'm holding a lot of nvda but, do you think you're the first to connect those dots? It's priced in. |
| Nvda is huge and ai isnt going anywhere. You'll be rich soon congrats.\n\n\nBut\n\n\nU should get some Tesla as well.\nThere robots WILL TAKE OFF. wveryone will want a robot to jerk them off.\n\n\nALL IN, ONCE IN LIFE TKNE opportunity. |
| https://www.fb.org/market-intel/smaller-cattle-herd-creates-market-volatility part of it. Here’s a good writeup that mentions some other factors |
| Once the data centers are built do they just continue building more and more until there’s no land left? I don’t understand how some of these AI plays just continue going up. |
| 2026 is boomer stock year\n\nNo memes |
| This post was from late Thursday, and OP lost over $50k Friday. |
| sneed |
| Whatever happened to that quad witching retard? He lost me so much money. |
| you're blind. |
| Bring manufacturing back to the US! |
| Their earnings are always shitty anyway. That why they release “units” instead.\n\nThey bury eps in favor of exaggerated volume |
| LMAO, should really read my comments before posting them |
| Yes, it just follows a 4 year cycle for no fucking reason. Peak regardation. Couldn't have had anything to do with institutions buying because they thought Trump would buy their pedocoin with taxpayer dollars instead of rewarding his inner circle with stablecoins like he actually did. |
| Haha |
| Username checks out. |
| Whole market will rip this week |
| Only chance is a 10:1 reverse split |
| Truly regarded take |
| Only 2 but yea something is definitely possible if Iran doesn't back down. I think people expect a long drawn out war though instead of a quick operation like Maduro which is far more likely the outcome. |
| Commodities futures open tonight or do those have to wait for tomorrow? |
| Crash vibes are in the air. Bracing for opex day. |
| Seems unlikely there’ll be any big pops back to the 700 range. There’s only more and more liquidity issues rising up and no positive catalysts to look forward to |
| Michael burry has entered the chat |
| Yeah kind of dumb. I'm not sure why they can't just get me to sign a paper that will waive my rights to benefits, but that's their policy. This is a company with 250k employees world wide. |
| Bols fuk next week or? |
| Why? Drought in red states? |
| At my previous job I used AI sparingly. We weren't allowed anything besides an internal ChatGPT chat bot, so it really generate a ton of code for me. |
| Within 1 year. |
| Facts, literally 0 real life use to it other than gambling. Treasury companies boasting about yield when money market funds yield 3.5% avg outperforming spy and qqq right now, idiots only think this bounces anytime soon |
| I don’t think his wife will allow him back on Reddit or whatever brokerage platform he was on haha |
| Those aerated choccies pretty good |
| you are right... anyone bagholding AMZN ought to get discounts on amazon prime or priority shipping or something. They don't even issue a dividend ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ |
| I'll sell my $NBIS at $700, depending on broader market conditions at that time |
| You're out of date |
| Iran and Israel should join forces |
| NVIDIA to 100 but we ain’t ready to have that conversation yet |
| Let Cthulhu sort them out. |
| Yeah... new PCs gonna suck. Truth is the smaller RAM sizes aren't that expensive, it's only the top end stuff that is crazy. 32gb of RAM on a PC is really enough for everyone for a while. And 64gb total won't be crazy expensive. |
| This thread is hilarious. I have no idea what the other guy is taking about either.\n\nThe flip side of this is the person who doesn't want more money so they aren't "put in a higher tax bracket", similar type of reasoning/misunderstanding |
| Well yeah, leg day is what releases a shit ton of testosterone. A lot of comments here are def driven by soy estrogen tbh |
| I mean sending 3 carrier groups should be the only clue you really need |
| A distinction without a difference. |
| Pennypacker? |
| After that spongebob promotion. GOOD |
| Even beanie babies have more intrinsic value than crypto |
| Wendy's is full of gains. Have you not had the tendies? |
| Also when it comes to demand - think about one industry - pharma. What happens in 1-2 years when models are extremely complex and trained for medical research. Big pharma will invest billions in simply using AI to guide their medical research and what drugs to make etc. \n\nImagine if instead of a probability of success (when you begin research and R&D on a new drug) being 5% and taking 5 years, your probability of success can be 25%, and 1-2 years. A single pharma company could easily justify spending $20b on AI usage. |
| BRING BACK 4o MR ALTMAN! Because we know that emotional stability is impossible without it..: |
| Rupees |
| Name a more useless and pointless concept than crypto. \n\nSeems like everyone just kinda went “yeah this is all really stupid actually lol” at the same time.\n\nCORN to 0 |
| Soooo...\n\nYou willingly gave away your company's secrets to AI 🤡 |
| AMZN ran up too high due to the Covid mania.\n\nIt had to grow into its valuation which it has.\n\nTheir annual EPS has grown from $2.10 to $7.08, more than tripled in 5 years.\n\nThey are delivering profits, just not in the form of the share price.\n\nIt's an incredible company. Just timing to buy it during Covid ended up being bad.\n\nInvesting in the business to maintain their near monopoly of ecommerce is a good thing, not bad. |
| >Israel's cabinet on Sunday approved further measures to tighten Israel's control over the occupied West Bank and make it easier for settlers to buy land, in a move Palestinians called "a de-facto annexation".\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israeli-cabinet-approves-west-bank-land-registration-palestinians-condemn-de-2026-02-15/\n\n(as no meaningful condemnation is expected and Netanyahu is able to pass such a bill) this points towards US/Israeli escalation against Iran |
| We are the AI |
| I want it to go up though. Game on. |
| Lax security and data breaches at several major suppliers to them. It is not surprising.\n\nShould have been treated with as tight security and vetting procedures as the Defense/Aerospace sector. |
| Where’s that dude last night who was upset he couldn’t buy XRP? Now’s your chance 🤣 |
| Does family take their clothes off or how does that work? |
| Still doing my research. I only looked at the chart lol |
| cost per token will go down, but demand for # of tokens will go up exponentially. |
| Yeah it showed the politicians insulting Epstein |
| 🍕code for Chinese politician |
| Ty. |
| My mom and I are going to make apple cinnamon muffins for family day tomorrow |
| My old job wants me back actually |
| We will be over $200 soon nothing to worry about here buddy |
| We really need 1 data center for every person on earth, $600 billion ain’t gonna get it done |
| Fuck sorry |
| back to 185 |
| Do you like their P/E going up too? |
| Devops just comes with the job, can be hard to get a job unless you have experience, but I think devops being replaced by AI will be harder. Managing infrastructure is not easily automated |
| would require a big player, i.e Appl - to switch off using TSM. Don't see it happening |
| I just want to break even on this dogshit.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hpizfj1dpojg1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=ecf5cd5704ea6b631c6e37c94db62a232d353261 |
| no, but why do u specifically like gild? all pharma stocks pumped ytd (jnj, novartis, roche, pfizer, merck, ..) |
| Tsla stays in the range 420-425 this week |
| #NVDA GANG Members checking in |
| To All amzn bulls\nThey have just 18% gain in last 5 years . Invest all of their money in business and still stock isn't up . Missed the eps this quarter. Their investment in business in last 5 years barely yield any profits to shareholders as compared to spy . What makes amzn share holders next 5 years will be better ? If you look at the current earning calls and guidance, it isn't just justified for such massive spending. Would love to hear |
| Doordash deliverer doesn't count |
| I worked on back-end systems for derivatives trading and clearing (for a major clearing house). Each of these systems are like tens of online demons/services, communicating with each other over network/messages as well as working with a hundred database tables. Then there is a load of bash/python scripts for environment/deployment, configuration, orchestration, in-place upgrades, daily operations, etc. The code base was organized into over a hundred separate Git repositories, with common libraries and huge dependency trees. I've never checked the exact figures, but it must have been over 100M lines of code, since we used a lot of generated code from boilerplate templates (data structures/messages/SQL DAOs with serialization/deserialization code, all kinds of getters/setters and repetitive shit like that). The generated code was not even checked into any repo, it only existed as an intermediate artifact in the build system/process.\n\nThe functional/business design was done as Word business requirements documents by the business side teams (non-programmers). Then it was transformed by dev-side functional analysts (also non-programmers, yet understanding technical side of how business is implemented in software), into detailed functional specification Word documents for use by the development teams (can't go straight from business requirements, as developers don't understand business speak and business people don't understand the architecture - what is implemented where/how/why).\n\nThis was usually like a hundred+ people per system (business people, analysts, developers and testers, build system/CMQA people, production operators, managers tying it all together and organizing/supervising the processes). No single human involved knew everything (they usually knew like the specific 5%-10% of the system they were responsible for).\n\nWhen a single AI system can somehow aggregate all of these layers together (read the code, read the Word documents, etc.) and make sense of it all (correspondence between business and code, understand how new/updated features get all the way from business into production, when system output does not match business expectations where in the code to find the bug, etc.), then I will be truly impressed.\n\nThere is a huge difference (qualitative, not just quantity of code lines) between this and some Android/iOS UI app from the marketplace. Most people probably can't even comprehend this.\n\nThough, I would not question usefulness of current AI code assistants when developing/testing a single component in isolation. Unfortunately, that's not what us developers spent the most time on. |
| I bought VRT at $60. My only stock I own. Other than tqqq ETF. The rest is cash and options |
| I bought VRT at $60. My only stock I own. Other than tqqq ETF. The rest is cash and options |
| Some of us are amputees |
| The things I've seen |
| Stop playing earnings. Stop over risking. |
| what if we actually are *underinvesting* in *THE AI*🫴 |
| If the implied volatility is high after 9:30am a big move has to happen! |
| Bro just get hookers next time |
| The 1-min candle into the close Friday on >!deez!< is quite interesting to say the least. |
| Every day is leg day (I'm fat) |
| Bitcoin is volatile. While MSTR hast done terribly during the drop in BTC, it will be amazing when the price of BTC rises. If you don't believe in Bitcoin, don't invest in treasury companies. |
| All good congratulations 🍾🍾🍾 |
| Leg day was yesterday |
| How does the crypto spx coin work on weekends? |
| I'm curious what makes you say that. Everything getting worse it a symptom of business culture, not technology. Leadership sets goals to exploit users. Product managers change (break) functionality so it says on their resume that they delivered features at MegaCorp. The culture at tech companies and big business in general of people using the company to enrich themselves at the expense of the wider public is the thing that would have to change. And if you're right, it'll be a rocky decade of disruptive changes in the labor market and the wider economy while the public sees no improvement in their lives. I think that's what everyone is bracing for. Does anyone not working for big tech actually believe any of this stuff will benefit them? |
| Wow! What happened to the 100th? |
| Get that checked out bro |
| Have to wait for the new datacenter to make that pdf |
| Can you get leverage in Canada? \n\nLike to buy a 2m property in America, you need 500k down |
| Look at this, someone actually made a profit. |
| Done by a number of ex employees who got an offer they could not refuse |
| Opex has been a big fat nothing the past few times, so we're due for a surprise tanking or mooning. \n\n Of course, given that, the biggest surprise would be staying flat. |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| I didn’t poop I just farted |
| Any thoughts on GILD?\n\nI like their 1M chart |
| Easy to tell who skips leg day in here |
| k I'll avoid |
| There's blood in my shit |
| Just paying it forward - these are all gains from last week that the market contributed to me. |
| Turbo tax is the Robinhood of tax software |
| Hood always delays mine because I had 800,500 trades for a $7.43 profit |
| You mean after they'd risen in February, as OP thought this time would be different?? |
| They already recreated it and expect to be online before 2030 |
| Calls on diaper suppliers |
| What are your concerns? |
| Think it dips back below 300 then shoots back up with irrational market behavior |
| I’m in the Albany area. I’d travel to get a good one again. Where are you getting them? |
| But like an actual 🌮 |
| Wendy's is so expensive. They are more expensive than Arby's somehow. |
| Nope! |
| Taco wannabe |
| did you shart as well? |
| When does the news drop that China has managed to recreate the lithography machines and that the semiconductor boom is now over and semiconductors will become another low margin, high volume bs industry?\n\nASML going to 700 overnight at somepoint this year, mark my words. |
| Have you guys been able to import Robinhood taxes into turbo tax yet? |
| Another stair bounce day? |
| They seem to shoot themselves in the foot at every opportunity and recently lost Curry |
| Chat are there any Chinese politicians in the Epstein files? |
| utilities , defense contractors |
| Gold over 9000 |
| KILL THEM ALL |
| Thoughts on AMZN next week? |
| Sign me up! |
| Meat packers and large scale cattle ranchers |
| He's definitely a staunch defender of it.\n\nAnd agree, the pendulum has shifted way too far. The biggest evil by far we have is the for profit healthcare system which has proven to simply not work. Some things with free market just seem to naturally fail and incentives are all messed up. |
| I think it has to do with people's diet and the intestines which is different than the rectum |
| I just farted |
| We going to war!!!!! |
| I try to limit it to once a day |
| Over 9000 mid year. 7000 eoy |
| And try to follow the logic path: if costs are going massively up and all this tech needs to be refreshed on a very aggressive cycle, this isn't a one time surge in CapEx. This could get worse before it gets better. That is what I believe institutional money has started to price in.\n\nNow, is that going to be how it all plays out? Who the fuck knows. That was just me trying to figure out what they're probably thinking. But it does suggest money isn't going to turn back to bullish until RAM prices are under control, which is probably 12-18 months out. |
| People outside of wsb don't trade |
| Some of y'all never went to 4chan /b/ and it shows |
| While sitting in their gold and silver ordained throne room |
| Most men here are broke playing spy weekly, try a different subreddit |
| Well it’s the same as our current economic policy…so… |
| VRT. Great stock! Hope you buy calls, but wait for a pullback first |
| I'm not here for hook ups or one night stands 🫦 |
| I dont go outside, thats where WW2 was. |
| Some of these companies are speedrunning bankruptcy. We just don’t know which ones |
| Noem and her fuck buddy who are both married flyiing around a 70m jet while you are rationing ketchup packets |
| Cly Toris. |
| Since every investor online is so heavily skewed to tech, in 6 months the youtube finfluencers will have been margin called and it is just gonna be a bunch of finfluencers in their 80s talking about long soup, aerated candies LEAPs and explain AI as "this generation's eight track" |
| Because that was the only way to keep the price that high and the illusion that it would go higher intact LOL |
| So, socialism. |
| Can you actually buy options on VIX? |
| Gross |
| Bull market been over since October and dunces STILL looking for SPY 700 tommorow LOL |
| I’m on there and I have greater unrealized gains on Pokemon than stocks but I have more absolute dollar gains on stocks because the reason Pokemon is valuable is it’s somewhat finite vs the demand that exists\n\nI basically gave up trying to buy Pokemon after 7k invested because I don’t want to wait in lines\n\nAlso storing Pokemon boxes is annoying |
| Truth. Dumb shits at the steering wheel |
| Cuba is a socialist state under a communist regime. Full stop, moron. |
| I used to eat there every now and then but then I realized that getting a good burger became a game of chance. One day it was so great, a mile ahead of McDonald’s. The next day it was cold burger and stale buns. I had to stop playing that game, the disappointment was killing me. |
| Cheaper than food |
| He has no clue,, id say he is dominmus at this point🤣🤪😂 |
| "Not looking around to play games. Looking for a man to step up. Must be 6 feet tall and own your own house. My 3 kids are my world"\n\n\n- mudshark profiles on Match and Bumble |
| When was the last time any of y'all talked to a normies outside of reddit |
| That was brilliantly put! |
| It's time 🫦 |
| Excessive military spending, no H1B tech sector to prop up the economy, lack of strong economic allies to trade with |
| It can be if America would fuck off and stop placing an embargo on them. |
| I’ve been thinking the same thing. SPY safety everything falling I’m going to jump in there and then they rug it. |
| This is what I come here for! |
| You must be Dutch |
| The same way US currently is |
| Should get checked mate |
| GOOG to $500 confirmed. |
| You represent them though /s |
| 🤨 cool it, Grandpa |
| "Winning the race" in a particular company does not always equal profits, it certainly does not excuse massive capex spending, and the chance for future profit from an technology of which much is unknown, especially how it will be monetized - does not make the company worth more. \n\nAre you under the impression that whenever a company is doing well, the stock will continue to rise? Do you know any of the factors that affect a stock's price other than its quarterly profits? |
| I've ate it plenty of times |
| I really hope you’re right. I think NVDA earnings may reverse this tech selloff. I lost my ass over the past couple months, need a reversal please |
| Ostensibly cuba is a Communist country. Your doing that dumb fuck thing americans do where you conflate socialist and communism as the same thing. They aren't. |
| Even the father of modern capitalism , Milton Friedman would be disappointed at our system. Most of his writings assumed Capitalism has “rational actors”. A car company (Tesla) that is worth a trillion dollars without being in the top 3 most common car brands is not rational. A trillion dollar company (Walmart) having workers on food stamps is not rational. Stock buybacks instead of paying workers is not rational. The fundamental element that keeps capitalism working is missing in the USA, so we need some socialism/ safety nets to keep it in check |
| ironically rivian is doing great. Ford sold off all their rivian shares at a great profit still but they let Volkswagan scooped them up \n\n |
| Is it cheaper to live in Alberta? |
| Banks won't do crypto cause of fraud capabilities. Their risk exposure goes to shit, and banks are in overprotect mode for a decade now. |
| Weather is nice. Great day to commit light treason. |
| At least I have a cow at home. Unfortunately the kind you cant eat |
| Asia/australia can trade but they'll have some bank holidays too. |
| Cuz Im a beefy chad and fucking all the beef and cucking all the bulls. |
| The big tech capex likely won’t end well. Too large of a capex and will result in more money being spent to maintain the ai infrastructure. Amzn, meta, Googl, and msft will likely head lower |
| SBF likes to play the role of autistic genius, but he was actually just a lucky retard. |
| You dont understand, as long as we funnel all the money into random undeserving companies nonsensically that means market no go down ever! Plz gib exit liquidity goyims. |
| Opex is this Friday and on the same day SCOUTS “supposedly” comes out with the tarrif ruling interesting if spy qqq move more than flat. |
| Why did the USSR fall? |
| Thoughts on Under Armour $UA?\n\nI like the 1M chart |
| did bools all turn gae? \n\nwhat happened? |
| Is Cuba? |
| Yeah they definitely outperforming us. Pokemon, league of legends, & one piece tcg prices are going parabolic lol |
| Pune. Mumbai bandwidth is only good for dry handies. |
| It was delicious 🫦 |
| Who is "they"? |
| Just eat less |
| Does Scandinavia make iPhones? |
| Gold seems fairly valued at 5k. Anything higher appears highly speculative. |
| Why are u edging for futes? |
| My bible is written in english, jesus was american |
| Shorting 🌽 every bounce is free money |
| IOW, Capitalism didn't invent the smartphone and competition for money does not always produce the best quality anything. There's been things invented under Communism, Monarchies, Anarchies, etc. |
| Too strong to fail? |
| No, pick one. Be honest. |
| I went super far otm, it’s a small position. Breakeven is at 10% (220), if we rally 15% to 230 by eow i hit 100 bagger |
| L0L why do financial industry dunces still come on here and try to FUD. Everyone knows this is a propaganda chamber, no one would falls for it anymore. |
| Loosey Moosey Goosey |
| I had to look it up… What in the absolute fuck is that? |
| I really don't think you know what socialism is. Genuinly. |
| They are jacking up the prices on purpose |
| Time will tell, every dump ended up significantly higher. Ill double down like i did last time |
| Ur blaming socialism for a problem a capitalist country is causing \n\nPeak retardation |
| Can you please explain me the math to go to 1m in risk |
| 138k |
| Why arent the beef having sex anymore? |
| Nah Russia has bigger issues to deal with |
| You are a regard. |
| Usa auto industry going to end up like detroit once we stsrt producing byd. And volkswagen seems to prefer Canada for their new plant. \n\nWe are making new trade deals while the usa is isolating itself. But Cuba aint so bad after all youll be fine. |
| Neither work well |
| How did you edit your comment if you're banned? |
| Tiramisu is the pop punk of "counterculture" |
| Big if true |
| You tell me which one works better. Please cite examples. |
| 🌽 to 38k |
| Nah, that shit is even more manipulated and baits retards because it’s unregulated |
| # it's not a krash it's just a "rotation"\n\n# ... i can almost taste the copium |
| Your mom got topped last night |
| Cuba can no longer accept foreign flights because the country doesn't have enough fuel to get the planes out again. \n\nReddit: SocIAlisM iS GreAT. |
| They don’t represent the Iranian people. The Iranian people are rallying around the flag and just celebrated their revolutions anniversary. But our media didn’t show that… instead we see Iranian diaspora and zionists protesting the regime. Iran needs reform, but they are an extremely small group using their voice at too critical of a time, which is giving the west fuel to ironically further inhibit their countrys’ growth or worse, start a war. If and when their fellow Iranian people are in the rubble, they will have themselves to thank for that. And furthermore, they are naive to think western imperialist powers care about their social issues and also hypocritical to be supporting the monarchy, which was also brutal, authoritarian, and exploitative for the west. They have been misinformed for decades. Iranians in Iran know who the real enemy is. |
| This evening. |
| Futes don’t respect 🥭 |
| Its not that unusual, EM provides better value and yields (dividends) than almost anything in the US market. The US market is unpredictable right now, putting some money into EM with decent yields is probably the safe bet at the moment |
| Ozimpic effect creeping up the food chain |
| Im a (vir)gin-e |
| You sound fucking retarded btw. You can have socialism and an iphone/reddit. Scandinavian countires manage to have socialist systems and capitalism. |
| DM’d. Good luck with your lottery ticket. |
| Yes please |
| And others solution is 100% capitalism |
| Earnings growth is incredibly high at 13.2%.\n\nhttps://advantage.factset.com/hubfs/Website/Resources%20Section/Research%20Desk/Earnings%20Insight/EarningsInsight_021326.pdf\n\n\nEconomy is growing fast, GDP growth is very high at 8.3%.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/tQfJ9dQ.png\n\nhttps://www.bea.gov/news/2026/gross-domestic-product-3rd-quarter-2025-updated-estimate-gdp-industry-and-corporate |
| Imagine |
| They all believe in it. |
| You got topped in october |
| Their solution is 100% socialism |
| Futes still today or do I have to wait til tomorrow? Please not tomorrow |
| US beef herd has dropped to its lowest level since 1951, not expected to begin a real recovery before 2028 |
| 11th october 👀\n\nThen ath september 5th 2029 (at that point trim a lot because it will crash as quickly as it did this year)\n\nMy prediction: ath at 270k maybe 300k. |
| You guys think the nerds over at r/pokeinvesting do better than us on average? I know the crypto bros definitely don't 🤣. |
| Watch everything will start recovering and spy will fall $40 in a single day |
| The solution is probably 80% capitalism and 20% socialism but I doubt we’d ever get to that required level |
| Heretic |