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| This Wendy’s is closed sir. |
| Spy went up 10 percent in two weeks. Don’t be left holding the bag |
| PATH |
| I think there’s a gambler’s hotline you may be interested in |
| Maybe microwave your lil swimmers? |
| 🙏 |
| New PDT rules and Polymarket are going to ruin an entire generation lmao |
| You guys know SEC approved removing 25k PDT rule?\n\n[https://www.reddit.com/r/Daytrading/comments/1sldcig/sec\_approves\_removing\_the\_25000\_pdt\_rule/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Daytrading/comments/1sldcig/sec_approves_removing_the_25000_pdt_rule/) |
| Bad news |
| Hey, don’t look now, but ES futures are above 7k. |
| Elimination of PDT rules + war over + cholesterol of a 25-year-old with a drinking problem = calls baby |
| byd is pretty good and even cheaper than gas car. Too bad for the tariff |
| You're down minus 30% so with the double negative you're really up. Congratulations! |
| You can retire right now with 100k by wheeling any of wsb darling growth stocks. Compound by reinvesting the premium and in a perfect scenario you have a two comma portfolio within 3-5yrs |
| Damn… are you still trading? |
| Bought puts on AVGO at the close and of course this fucking news is announced |
| I’m up 3000% between shares and leaps, I hope your $500 gain was nice. |
| you cannot be so stupid to try playing with an ai trading bot and not knowing about pdt lmao |
| believe it or not, computer is oil |
| https://preview.redd.it/v20yqgtkf8vg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8924590a82c0a71f43dbf83fea0c84cb4506f428 |
| Earnings next Tues, could rocket up bigly... |
| stone n tablet brokers drag their ass and werent ready in their systems to make the change, unlike modern brokers like robinhood and webull that have said they are ready day 1. its absurd! |
| Anyone here had success just following pelosis investments? |
| it means stonk go flat |
| I “invest” because I can’t afford to “save”. |
| When they realize it takes weeks to resume normal flow it'll jump. 2 weeks |
| Okay |
| So does this mean funds will settle instantly or do we need to change a setting? |
| Soup is cozier. Make soup. |
| Yeah this isn’t going to change how i trade since i use a cash account but granted i still don’t have enough for the new min but that’s okay it’s coming |
| Correct 😁 made some money selling puts on the stock |
| 🎶 my shorts are upside down and I. NEED. CASH. NOW. 🎶 |
| Oil smoil, Everything is computer anyway. |
| What’s that ? Boy with bussy? |
| You betcha. How the fuck are we going to blockade a blockade? |
| Bears thought we wouldn’t pump into tech earnings |
| Sell spy |
| Congrats friend, you made it 🙂 |
| Do I want to make a pizza or soup for dinner? It’s raining outside. |
| Ever see a sad person with coke and hookers? |
| Record breaking divorces filed among the bear community these two past weeks. Put holders in shambles |
| jsayin there were an awful lot of headlines today pretty deliberately trying to make the less literate think persian gulf activity was returning to normal when it is, so far, not |
| it won't stop unless you buy calls then we're fucking cooked |
| 7K. GG. |
| Don’t spend it all in one place |
| Thanks! I will, i got leaps 800c 27’ jan and some june, might sell some when it break ATH soon and move those to further date, good to be in memory 🙂 |
| What happens if I’m banned with PDT? Doesn’t remove too? |
| Higher likelihood of seeing 11 comets since 1971. |
| It's brain stops crickin |
| Was -12.4K down on 3 months\n\n\nNow -3.8k down\n\n\n\nThat’s crazy |
| So oil just cooked huh |
| (gestures towards everyone in Washington DC ready to dump) |
| Market doesn’t give af |
| UNH ever going to $400 again? |
| Mods can I get a flair for getting a 12 bagger to break even on my otm calls I bought at the top. pwetty pwease (5k to 60k) |
| why do yall invest? income for now? saving for something big? early retirement? fat retirement? I dont live like a poor, but i put in as much as possible and wanna retire at 50-52 |
| [The state-linked Fars news agency reports that two improvised explosive devices (IEDs) fueled by liquefied petroleum gas (LPG) detonated on Imam Khomeini Street in Tehran.](https://aje.news/8xcc64?update=4492859)\n\nSeems like Mossad trying to stir up shit. |
| Bull to 100 |
| Honestly if it hits $700 tomorrow, what’s stopping it from going higher at this point? |
| Had a drumstick? |
| i actually lost like 8k cause i couldnt close positions fast enough. when trump declared war i lost so much money cause i panicked. |
| tbh it's the market that's wrong |
| Believe it or not, green. |
| seriously should not be required to be a full time trader to mark to market |
| Does anyone know if troops are still moving to the middle east? I dont want to be rug pulled over the weekend |
| SEC needs to have trading open on the weekend. Just be open for 4 hours, that’s all |
| growing one carrot, taking up time, filling up the day with nonsense...vodka in the bushes… |
| I sold my HOOD calls at close 😭 |
| Finally SEC finna take you savings |
| in the age of ai, everything is plagiarism, nothing is original |
| i could be mistaken but that was my avatar maybe |
| SPY 0dte calls |
| I lotto ticked cheaps VG 0417 12.5c at the bottom today, you never know when the strait gives and when it takes\n\nDebit spread 30DTE would have been less regarded but you know |
| What does the downnvote say? |
| Pigs, bro. Pigs. |
| It's weird you guys have had the PDT thing for so long tbh. The rest of the world has always been allowed to trade US stocks without restrictions so long as we declare we're not American tax payers. Maybe you'll get CFDs eventually as well. |
| Hell yeah when does this go into effect on our platforms baby |
| Market running on hopium and fever dreams.\n\n!banbet SPY -10% 4w |
| At the exact time of market close, SPY was at 694.20.\n\n**LET THAT SINK IN**\n\n |
| stop losses are for sissies\n\nalso, did oil & gas investing for awhile, good luck. super volatile since thats how countries like to screw each other |
| Market almost back to ATH but I’m still down -30% from my ATH. Holy shit I’m regarded |
| I have a structured settlement but I need cash now 🎵 |
| Love me some femboys |
| Gotta fund fraud and other countries and brown people. (I'm brown, where TF is my money!) |
| A mandatory 14 day cooling-off period for stocks. |
| I can't wait to buy at ATH |
| 35 |
| Did u break even? |
| I have a beautiful Fanta tree in my garden, the best.. just plant the can. |
| But many already are. |
| What happens if you were already marked as a pattern day trader? |
| oh ber, really thought you had it this time huh |
| Why does everyone keep saying I stole this avatar |
| Send out a group message saying one kid is missing but you don’t know whose. |
| Yummy |
| I'm no farmer, but I'm pretty sure it's common practice to fatten up bols before sending them off to the slaughterhouse. |
| I am strictly here as a personality hire. I do not give good advice, it's great advice 🦖 |
| Calls didn’t look cooked today |
| Nice! I'm honestly flabbergasted. Didn't think SPY would actually do it today |
| if you see the market turning against you at any point its better to lock in some profits quickly even though im very bullish on mu options are overall much riskier than stocks im still holding 4850 shares of mu by the way lol |
| Ty |
| When you realise everything is just a waiting game is when you WIN |
| Let’s fuckin do it |
| Which ones are u targeting ? |
| Ty |
| Looks like we will break all records (10+ green spy days) |
| Got it already |
| Which is why, “if” this is a fake pump, retail will fall straight into the trap despite there being almost no reason for the pump in the first place |
| straight to hell |
| ass and titties\n\nass ass and titties |
| Some memes are like legends\n\nThey never die |
| HOOOD UP! |
| Thanks bud |
| so bracket orders (that includes a SL) are are a signal to market makers you'd like to get violently corked after a nice seafood dinner? |
| I’m sorry! I said it wasn’t!!! |
| Chickity China, the Chinese chicken 🦖 |
| Oh no, Iran is off the rails\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/80ogsvwoe8vg1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0644bd708043e18d6643630b30bd486fa8cbfe54 |
| 6969 nice |
| Pattern day trading limitations removed by the SEC. Absolutely horrible news for everyone here. Unless you bought WeBull stock 2 days ago. |
| I might buy that call in the morning\n\nThank you for the recommendation |
| What platform are you all using to trade options? Are you Schwab, but at $.65 per contract it’s getting very expensive. |
| Diddy has entered the chat |
| brother sold us |
| I seriously need BULL back in the double digits |
| Anyone was looking at the Israeli main stock market index. Recovered over 10% already last week. It was a sign. |
| Only on Wednesdays |
| Christ, I dumped my entire XOM position @ $172. I deserve some kind of medal |
| Bull to 15 |
| Ha! I don’t need those cardboard boxes and old blankets I was saving up after all |
| I’m not a Japanese ber. I’m like a polar ber with huge loads |
| Guys stop upvoting pls |
| Actual short. My short average is 79.30. Am I cooked? |
| 694.20 lol |
| Who gave this fucking idiot money? |
| Hell of a. day to bet on HOOD BULL |
| He thought it was him as a doctor! |
| Calls? |
| I specifically bought calls today so the market would finally crash but I just made a bit of money.\n\nI guess that is how they get you. First hit is free. |
| Do they have diet? |
| Relevant username |
| HAL, NESR, any companies that’ll get paid bank to rebuild ME infrastructure in a hurry maybe |
| Pattern day trading now open to all so probably expecting a flood of peasants to sign up |
| heard polestar 3s are reselling for peanuts cuz they suck\n\nmight get a polestar 4 tho 👀 |
| i like that SPY 1776 eoy |
| Welcome to my HOOD!!! |
| FINRA ending pattern day trading rules. So more transactions for HOOD means more money |
| Hood going parabolic. |
| Totally joking about 0DTEs you can but that’s huge risk. I think $70-80 options are my sweet spot generally. $120 is good but higher risk. I made $400 off a $78 amazon call today for instance. But that’s sort of a moonshot, usually it’s $100-200, these are like 1WTEs usually |
| I have all the answers 🦖 |
| Wish I could read |
| meanwhile I’ll be secretly going for the Longest Road |
| Gay Bers retirement age just got pushed back 15 years |
| I am definitely buying hood calls tomorrow if premarket is still strong |
| PDT |
| Market going up because 🥭 handlers successfully diverted his attention from the Middle East by picking a fight between him and Jesus 😎 |
| If you’re gonna tax me on all of my gains, let me deduct all of my fooking losses. |
| hey buddy its me again. I got rinsed down to 5k, made it all back. Can your crystal ball rate how sped on a scale of 1-10 it would be to swing at this one again. |
| MSFT |
| Bukkake is bullish |
| what about electric vehicle prices |
| Broker boutta need to buy a couple extra hard drives for the amount of goofy ass trades imma make |
| ew |
| 8\n\n7\n\n7\n\nCASH NOW!!!!!!!! |
| I know you’re joking but hear me out. There should be a stock refund option where if you buy into a stock and it goes down, you can immediately get a refund at your buy in price |
| How now Brown cow? |
| Walking like a model makes you look rich. |
| Udder bullshit |
| https://preview.redd.it/acedlg3ce8vg1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cfafc71afacb621f19781aaba2c9a74cd99cb67 |
| Yeah that would significantly impair the funding of government. Honestly the rule probably needs to be tightened significantly to take into account ETFs.\n\n\nAt the very least, they need to provide clarity on what counts as too close to a wash sale. \n\n\nOf course, once they do, the race is on to create ETFs that are as close to the major ETFs as possible but still allowed for wash sale purposes. |
| Better pump the bubble till it bursts. |
| Loosening of regulations like this is exactly what led to the Great Depression. All in on Puts it is! |
| OUR GLORIOUS SPY 700 IS NEAR\n\nHALLELUJAH |
| Looks like $700 is a lock for tomorrow. |
| Iranian Rails |
| Market has already largely shifted away from the war in Iran |
| Gas prices are never coming down |
| Casino go mango great |
| Would be more interesting if they were, but robinhood does not allow naked shorting. |
| What a dumb ass rule.\n\nAnyways, I think we’re gonna see a bunch more degens blowing up their account 🤣 |
| Anyone know why Robinhood is running ? |
| This is like the 'Moona Lisa' of regarded AI posts, even for this sub |
| Yawn. The war is SO yesterday. |
| THE GOLDEN AGE OF THE CASINO IS UPON US |
| FUCKING SELL!!!!! |
| Yeah MSFT cooking me alive, ill be all smiles if we ever get back to 500 |
| I got it already … still 60 dollars to go for break even and putting money monthly into it. I have 3.8k to invest |
| No pullback. No retrace. 4 hour RSI at 80.\n\nWhat a time to be alive. |
| Am I seeing this right. SPY closed at 694?! |
| Neat, so I can finally go broke! |
| Time to theta cuck some bers |
| Just putting this out there: \n\nThe Nasdaq Composite has experienced 11 or more consecutive positive closing days (strictly higher closes than the prior trading day) in approximately 10 documented maximal winning streaks since its inception in February 1971 through April 2026. |
| I was investing in long dated SAAS options all of Q4 of last year\n\nNeedless to say most are 99% down\n\nToday, I am starting to reinvest in SAAS again |
| now i have even more exit liquidity. thanks retails |
| By eow I’ll be jerking it over bol carcass. I’ll have Bols looking like a glazed donut |
| Imagine still being bearish |
| That rule saved me soooo many losses when starting out during COVID |
| Aged like milk |
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| You too!! And it will it will, trust the process. And also look at blue chip tech AMZN, GOOG, INTL, and MSFT all look like great buys even at this level. Not financial advice though and I’m also still slightly bearish long term. If SPY hits 702 tomorrow I gotchu on a Wendy’s frosty |
| I mean it makes sense. Bull is known to be favoured by day traders given their infinitely better app for TA. |
| ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ tbh i dunno anything about single stocks was just guessin |
| SPY 700 is not a meme |
| BERS THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR YOU \n(no there’s not 🤣) |
| My account is suspended due to this, does that mean it’ll get unsuspended? Obviously I can use a cash account but that’s so lame |
| taxes done, whatever it is 🥳💪😤 |
| Snapchat 4.80-5.74 a share in 3 days , wake up if you haven’t bounce back time to regular price 7-8, earnings end of week this week , went up 13% today regular hours plus after , secret momentum buildup not a lot of hype news yet has just begun ! My account went up 500% today , lots of people that were against snap , regretting big rn |
| does that mean robinhood will finally let me use margin? its been so long. ive been cash account or "close only" margin. |
| Bears can trade again |
| Paterotic round up to 1776? |
| What if I already lost all my money? |
| Oracle is in much better shape than people realize |
| IMA BULL RIDAAA |
| And acted |
| Uh oh\n\nCops.\n\nCops.\n\nEveryone be cool, I'll handle this.\n\n# 👇😳 Yes officers they're all here, every commenter below is complicit |
| This isnt very relevant. For one what brokerage firms lets you sit in a margin call for 5 business days? They are going to liquidate you out of the call before that. I suppose if you get liquidated out, then put yourself back in intraday that could be possible, but the rules also allow for firms to block further margin debits if you are already in a margin call.\n\nSecond, it is based on when FINRA releases a regulatory notice, after that notice, firms have 45 days to implement, then for firms that need more time, they can have up to 18 months |
| why avgo hood pump, mrvl dump |
| I might start selling some shares if this bull run keeps going past 700. I have a feeling I should soon load up on puts and ride them all the way down back to 600.\n\nThis run seems completely out of whack.\n\nBut my timing as of late has been terrible so I'm just sitting on stocks and cash, watching y'all \n |
| 3/27, bought some leaps and june call before it dip to 330 next day lol, still holding some |
| I’m not poor because I haven’t bought any options |
| Well… |
| Everyone can gamble now |
| THROBBIN HOOD is back |
| Wednesday is the 697 peak then back downhill |
| Do dead cats typically bounce to new highs? Cuz that's where we're headed. |
| Are there any stocks worth investing right now? Maybe CybSec? Also looking at SaaS? |
| shit i’m not complaining but that makes 0 sense. sk hynix is 5% off ATH and up 25% this week lol |
| Been telling folks🤦🏽♂️ |
| BULL and HOOD ripping after SEC removes day pattern trading rule wtf..... |
| Everyone should buy webull to pump my bags |
| I thought there were 6 kids at my house\n\nThere are 7 kids and I never realized they dropped off the 2 year old\n\nCan you tell I am a dad and not a mom? |
| Does this mean you can trade using margin account like you are using a cash account? |
| mhmmm I think everyone sleeping on how important their earnings is for overall indexes |
| Next time, just do the opposite of what you plan to do |
| We are fucked, the casino is open for everyone now. |
| No i sold 547 shares yesterday at $5.12 because it just kept going down… |
| most regarded rule in a market where we move 2% every day, let the regards take profit on their dumb luck |
| As we work on 11 consecutive green day’s in a row? 🤦♂️😂 |
| Okay guys I’m back. What we losing money on. HOOD calls? |
| no flair take |
| If you wanna be bearish on something be bearish on oil. Who needs that crap anymore amirite |
| Look up the history of the petrodollar, it’ll fill in some gaps for you |
| Moderator choke on my fuckin dick you fuckin nerd |
| Webull is pumping |
| I hear the margin calling, tossed shotgun and scattered brains. Oh my\n\nThis is not going to bode well for most people lol |
| Fuck youuu |
| Will MSFT smack $400 tomorrow? Tune in and find out! |
| If you can trade futes, just go long and SL at daily low. It cant lose in this market |
| Its my money, and I want to lose it fast! Call 877cashnow |
| The 25k rule always did more harm than good |
| Whatever happens, i think we can all agree that this is history in the making |
| $hood |
| breakeven means you are outperforming 99% of this sub |
| I am now |
| I guess people with strong FOMO or a tendency to feel intense regret over things they did or didn't do are extremely unsuited for this shit. |
| If SPY cracks 702 tomorrow I will personally buy everybody who upvotes this comment a frosty from Wendy’s if it cracks 704 I’ll buy you any flavor |
| Bought shares instead of calls in hood bc I saw a similar head fake with coinbase two weeks back. Womp womp |
| So with the PDT changes does the mean cash accounts can run verticals? |
| You already have a bet going - MSFT to 395.0 before 18-Apr-2026 08:14 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Doubled my leap today. They better |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/InitiativeGlum2507** bet **HOOD** goes from **82.89** to **90.0** before **15-Apr-2026 06:17 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 2 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| My dad is the ceo of the straight of Hormuz and he said everything is going to normal and buy calls on oil puts |
| Please keep pumping more positive META news I beg you |
| !banbet HOOD $90 1d |
| lol post your positions please |
| This never applied to cash accounts\n\nNot a game changer |
| SPY 700 is a meme |
| Dawg, its up 28% in 2 weeks and keeps running |
| I don’t really have the time to maintain it but god damn something about paying another man to mow my lawn just goes against my dna |
| You single? |
| I will look pre market and buy whatever is skyrocketing premarket at market open within my watchlist\n\nIf nothing is rocketing, then theta day\n\nAlso I bought AMZN puts before the market closed today just because I am regarded |
| Yeah basically all the crap without any substance that shouldnt influence the market, you got it |
| NOW the casino is open! |
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| ASML will kill it followed by TSMC then we will go up up up to Valhalla |
| Actually..i said it twice. Was hoping for a reach a round... |
| Thank you |
| Had months to accumulate |
| Going to 140 |
| an energy crisis is v bad for korea, good for US memory |
| Puts or actual short? |
| I hope the worst for mango single handily ruined trading for everyone Buncha non sense I got calls at 635 too but to know how manipulated this is Zzzz… I’d rather spin the roulette wheel NEXT |
| Oof |
| I still don’t understand at all what the special maintenance margin call is. Sorry, I only ever use a cash account.\n\nLet’s imagine I have $500 in a margin account and go buck wild placing 50 day trades, and I end up at $550. What exactly do I have to demonstrate in terms of what is in my account at the end of the day? I am confusion |
| No PDT and mag 7 has daily options now. We are living in the timeline where I stay broke forever |
| ... |
| Inflation means things are more expensive. Stocks are things. |
| Just in time to create more exit liquidity. Is it a coincidence that this shit passed as market has pumped nearly 10% in 2 weeks? |
| Do you know how high a cat can bounce because this cat has been bouncing since 2008 |
| Pesos? |
| Cant believe I fullported calls at the top of micron 3 months ago, was down 91.7%, realized losses, moved into calls $70 otm expiring in a month and broke even. So sped it's unbelievable.\n\n91.7% down to break even is around +1200% btw |
| Why would it end? They can keep extending it to get market to ATH |
| > MU posts possibly the best earnings so far in 2026\n\ndumps 22%\n\n> U.S blockades the strait during a regional war during an energy crisis\n\nMU ATH |
| Big pump Thursday morning for tsmc earnings? |
| What’s going on with hood and bull after hours? |
| Tell your AI text generator to put the fries in the bag 💼 |
| Bers had to be taught a lesson AGAIN |
| Okay what about me who is flagged as a pattern day trader by Robinhood. Is it gone now? |
| Get a cat 🙂 |
| Because it’s true maybe |
| took my loss today. absolutely got killed on those positions…. |
| nooo... please hold me |
| Wow this is retarded |
| oh i got more cylinders where this came from |
| Yay us AmeriPoors can blow up our accounts in record time! |
| The pump will continue overnight |
| this is a dead cat bounce |
| Well its still the catholic church after all |
| As soon as i put $25k in my account lmao |
| It’s best not to question these things, just don’t get too greedy |
| eli5 what caused the big green today? |
| Protip: If you want exit liquidity, don't allow retail to cut losses whenever they please. |
| They would rather be right in their own heads than actually see green in their ports. It’s delusion |
| Of course I shorted HOOD at the worst time possible. Fml |
| Is Cathy buying? |
| Genuinely, im so pissed at BULL |
| When was 350? |
| It will |
| Yep |
| Windmills, Solar, and electric scooters that can haul stuff and you'll be a billionaire. |
| Just MSFT bc of the healthcare monopoly |
| damn AVGO dump and pump should have bought more but i had an all day all hands |
| Finra notice first then 45 days after. Probably a few months. |
| What is HOOD opening at |
| 300 @124 \n\nYourself? |
| thought my -22% was bad damn |
| My June calls are up 250% and I plan on holding through earnings\n\nWith the recent market excitement, this stock will pump if earnings are good |
| Hollllyy mother of god my day trading career is so back. |
| The credit card (fed) company just lowered the interest rate because Trump created a crisis that scared everyone into buying safe US bonds, so borrowing gets cheaper. But the same crisis is shrinking the family’s paychecks because companies make less and people earn less in a slowing economy, which means less tax money comes in. So Trump is basically holding the world hostage — forcing investors to buy Treasuries for safety — which cuts his borrowing costs, but the family still has to borrow more dollars to cover the bills, and the total debt keeps growing. |
| I’m already using knight |
| Finally a comment with some semblance of what’s actually happening in the world. \n\nGolden age commences. |
| I heard people be tripping nowadays |
| what is the tax change?\n\n |
| Generational bull run calls will print forever |
| No clue why you’re being downvoted, this is a perfect summary of the past few years lol |
| They should consider increasing day trading buying power to 10x, instead of the current 4x and overnight buying power to 4x, instead of 2x. |
| And it works lmao get wrekt |
| The euphoria is starting to remind me of 🎮 🏪 |
| About time. Online sports betting is way more degenerate and has no balance requirements. Open the casino! |
| What is the change?\n\n |
| I got about 10k shares of HOOD, phew |
| Yuge |
| Bers ur downvotes mean nothing, they only increase my powa 💪 |
| Even NKE was up today |
| Fired all cylinders, typical shot in the dark \n\nGodspeed regard |
| They are projecting Covid levels of no demand. We just don't drive anywhere because we can't afford to go. |
| See you all behind the Wendy’s dumpster. |
| I’m going for gap fill for a trade . We’ll see |
| AI loves and I mean loves “it isnt this its that” lines which I see throughout. |
| We lure nerds in with promises of settlers of catan then harvest the oil off of their very greasy faces? |
| But the question is will the market pull a complete 180 and erase 10 days worth of gains, because even I, who hold puts, think not. |
| Another green day tomorrow with Broadcom pumping |
| Phrase of the day : “don’t do it” yes you. The one considering full porting 0dte 700c at open |
| So what you’re saying is the casino is open and if I don’t pay them back I just have play with cash instead of chips? |
| Im back boyyys!!! |
| Oh shit |
| Has bitcoin ever not been shit. |
| shut up ass up |
| More news about LLM’s coming to take market share |
| They want to go to the moon |
| That bounce from monthly swing low.....there's always a bullish higher time frame 😆😆😆 |
| It is literally the same bears posting the same dumb shit everytime there’s a market shock. They think it’s the end of the world, the big boys buy the dip and a couple tweets later and poof… all time high. You can try to make sense of it or you can make money. Choice is yours. |
| congrats on the gain, i’m still in MU call since 350, wish me luck |
| jsut short btc instead of puts. easy mode $ |
| Poors don't need to worry about the advanced tactics at the casino |
| I scooped |
| how much are you in for bro |
| now regards can regard without 25k |
| Okay selling all my calls and buying puts now |
| They keep beating on earnings, but their future earnings predictions are still lowering\n\nDividend isn't bad 3.8%\n\nForward PE is 28\n\nThis will definitely pop once they start raising guidance |
| Loaded up on 1DTE SPY 696 calls today, and I'll be riding my NVDA long call for the next couple of months. Today was just beautiful |
| Oh shit. The markets are gonna be EXTRA volatile now boys! |
| Such a bull trap is forming so many of you gon fill up the bag soon like this week or next |
| Joined the bulls team today we up 🐂🐂 |
| it's well known that during bear markets, stocks are prone to violent but short-lived rallies\n\nthank god we're in the next great bull market |
| A lot of people shit on HOOD\n\nWhat they don't realize is doing that is gonna keep them in the hood. |
| By 2028 |
| 66% more for me lol |
| What news? |
| It is good news for petro friends who care of Johnny the farmer or Steve the truck driver |
| Ohhhh, this is why HOOD is pumping |
| they used to actually make money by making a physical paper spreadsheet of P/Es sorted descending and buying the lowest ones\n\nmarket always evolving and punishing people still trading the previous regime |
| Tues/weds and then we get another delay |
| HOOD gonna go ballistic with that news, gg |
| Literally just learned about PDT today when my AI trading bot hit some weird API limits of alpaca exchange.\n\n\nNice, now my speedrun to lose money can continue soon |
| My guess is they're not buying it for the tech, but rather their spectrum. This means that the other players are also fair game. |
| Dang I thought those rules were at least slightly keeping me in check. Time to make sure my margins are exactly where I’m comfortable in 45ish days. 😳 |
| There are 8 months left, we we are looking at 1200 by end of the year. Don't worry, I know math's hard 🙂 |
| Fuck it, day trading NVO until I'm either a millionaire or a zeronaire! |
| Wait no im saying that this still isnt enough. IMO. |
| Lmao irs ain't gonna give up money just like that |
| When does the ceasefire end ? |
| Nah\nThis is just speeding up the energy transition. \nOil is on it’s way out |
| I’m holding 690p for next week and don’t feel too good about them after today |
| Or make the wash sale work in both directions. If I can't take a loss if I buy some stock back, then let's void my gains if I buy it back within 30 days as well! |
| Webull is amazing purchase even today |
| which futes |
| Being a pedophile is fine but just don’t depict yourself as a religious figure |
| Next week |
| Janet Yellen is watching me |
| I cant wait for the loss porn |
| Anybody holding RDDT calls? |
| Wow what a play…………, |
| Apparently it doesn't matter. There is no logic in this market. |
| All of a sudden my hood bags are becoming lighter and lighter |
| Like i said before, there is literally no more bearish case. Zero reason to be bearish now |
| Why? |
| Happens every April guys I guess |
| Held on to this shit for MONTHS!!!!!! WTF |
| it took two weeks to pump SPY $60\n\nthere are now approx 18 weeks left to eoy\n\n60 \* 18 + 694.54 = 1774.54\n\nSPY 1774.54 eoy confirmed |
| Hood gonna be first in line. |
| Wistful |
| okk\n\n |
| Is it good I don’t know what this means |
| Funny seeing guys saying 'I'll never financially recover from this" on yahoo fantasy |
| And it is right 100% of the time. Stocks. Go. Up. |
| Lemme recap the ber case\n- hates money\n- is 🌈 \n\n🤔 very compelling |
| Yeah😂😂 |
| Ya and I didn’t lose all my money but I no longer had the stocks I had 2 months ago |
| Oracle and Microsoft :(\n\nAlthough they are coming back... maybe... per chance? |
| I think something might be happening in oil markets. Oil futures are up 80% ytd. I wonder if trouble is brewing in the Middle East or if it’s just a lot of people going on road trips |
| When will this go into affect? |
| 30 pass me that drak |
| Barron's exit liquidity |
| Got any other SAAS?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9k3a78d8c8vg1.jpeg?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d9d84e6f3ce2ea276dbcd325394ac54b4fa58c2 |
| we almost can see the light lmao |
| Time to show what it's purpose was. |
| so, it is elevator up, but stairs down? I thought it was opposite. |
| Nice that we have ATH but... what about recovering from everything that happened in November - December lol |
| lol what movie is that again? |
| Brent futures aren't really that connected to the physical market and can be manipulated pretty easily with enough money.\n\n\nWTI might get export restrictions which will push future prices down. |
| We can now burn money in quicker and innovative ways. |
| By may |
| You should just be able to search SPX. It is the actual index, basically 10x SPY |
| Supposed to sell bros up a lot |
| A year? Won’t the deal happen in a week or something? |
| Futes opened for the night session instantly green, not a sign or red. Like… hold on a minute, wait a second, how did everything turned from “it’s all over” to extremely bullish in like a week lmao |
| That’s why I never buy Sandisk. Always at a ATH |
| FOMO'd into space this morning. Now I'm losing money while SPY is hitting ATH. \n\nTruly earning my place here. |
| Oh my god does this pump ever stop |
| Cybersecurity names getting clobbered tomorrow |
| just to recap, the bull "case":\n\n* stonks goes up duh\n* bers are always wrong\n* nothing ever happens\n* taco this, taco that\n* semis don't need oil (except for all those pesky oil derivatives and helium) |
| Only 33% more on HOOD till break even! 😑 |
| Lay ur lil head down and rest bers. It’s over |
| Office space |
| Amazon bags have been released |
| I was down 90k over 6 months at the lowest point, maybe like 2 weeks ago? Now I'm just down 30k... yes my 2 largest holdings are MSFT and META. Expected a downturn with META but not like this with MSFT- that's my safety stock! |
| Spy up $60 so far in the month of April. At this pace we could see spy 800 by Christmas |
| Went from down $5k to being up $6k in the last hour. I’m tired. |
| I'll trade 3 blood for oil |
| Bitcoin is incredibly cheap now. Buy it, regards… |
| I am so happy to have a little bit of money again. |
| gold it is your time to deliver a 2% performance |
| Yup. It's fun to peek once in a while. |
| China will sail through the strait like nothing happened, the US not so much. |
| Sentiment changes on a dime. We’ve seen it time and time again, no matter the financials. Maybe it’s a trade and not an investment |
| War ain’t over anytime soon when air shows are getting cancelled |
| I laughed way too much over this\n\nThnx\n |
| Saint chungus is too soft on crime tbh |
| Yeah, this sub don't know shit about sportsball, so the first one |
| Someone just needs to roll a 7 and we're so back |
| Cramer said The Bears had the headlines, but did the bulls hold the tape? Lol |
| https://www.sec.gov/files/rules/sro/finra/2026/34-105226.pdf\n\n\nSuper relevant. \n\nSo, I’m guessing a lot of you all are going to start using 0DTEs now if robinhood follows suit. My suggestion, don’t do it. One day you’ll make 15k out of nowhere, then another day you’ll make 45k and then you have to pay more in taxes. I do not recommend |
| PDT change means 1 quarter of good revenue followed by the rest of the quarters with no customers |
| BULL gang wya? |
| My USO puts are laughing at you all the way to the bank, rolling in cashed in 10 bagger |
| 2025 was the year of capital flight from us equities after tariffs. But the market moons anyway.\n\n2026 is the year where america cuts off oil and gas to the entire world while being fully self sufficient. We moon as capital returns.\n\n |
| Rumor has it Sam Altman raped his sister |
| BULL 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 |
| Fair enough |
| I don't think the narrative will just sustain. We are going to flip back to all the bad fundamentals again and I don't think it'll be long |
| Cheer 🆙 🌞 |
| Translation: We need more exit liquidity |
| Have you said thank you once? |
| I literally don't understand how people manage to lose their ass. I mean I do in the sense of gambling on options or penny stocks but damn it take an ounce of critical thinking. |
| I'm ready for it to dip 5% again to clear the hive. This really is the most hated rally ever |
| I have 2,000 empty barrels to sell you. |
| Why is HOOD pumping? |
| ‘WAR IS OVER AND PEACE DEAL HAS BEEN MADE’\n\nSpy goes -10% right away |
| Well, nobody's perfect! |
| Don't know which is better, ATH in trading account....OR 8 batters hitting 1, 2, or 3, and three guys with 2 ERAs pitching. |
| solid |
| My moms straight is not up for discussion here sorry |
| And losses all together. Only green from now on! |
| Wrong person! |
| I have a headache, keep it down |
| Weapon grade copium. Open any day, sure, sure. |
| Logically, I'm a bear (b/c it *should* be tanking)\n\nBut the rich, powerful people have a lot in the stock market. It won't go down much outside of things like 2008 |
| How do you find SPXW on Interactive brokers? |
| The market is not following clear economic laws so it must be manipulated because it's shows every sign of systemic insider trading is valid. |
| So the pumpening continues over night? |
| This is vintage Americana in its stupidity. |
| you are playing cards - 🥭 |
| Yea I'm definitely staying away from that PDT change. They take enough of my shit |
| 'let no good shitpost go un-downvoted"\n\n-saint chungus |
| HOOD LFG up 100 bucks time to fill up my tank and get a big mac |
| I was down 50k 2 weeks ago, now up 120k (+100 last two trading sessions) |
| Ugly bears downvoting all the happy bulls in here what else is new, gotta spread their misery & shit |
| https://preview.redd.it/4m900aplb8vg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d753241bfdeee99a92f62ee6646fc42a50880d3b\n\nWashout in progress 🤣. Open that casino gate 🤣 |
| The thing is. Everyday I wake up it’s worse than the day before so that means every-time you see me it’s the worst day of my life. |
| Wen does that go into effect? |
| just as an fyi... "While the change has been approved, full implementation across all brokerage firms may take time, with expectations ranging from mid-2026 to 2028. “If a pattern day trader fails to meet a special maintenance margin call within five business days from the date the margin deficiency occurs, they are permitted to execute transactions only on a cash available basis for 90 days or until the special maintenance margin call is met,” the SEC’s [latest filing](https://www.sec.gov/files/rules/sro/finra/2026/34-105226.pdf) reads." |
| Wider than ur mom LMAO |
| Weeklies of course 😂 my 310c's I got for 2.00 average |
| 50% probability |
| Robinhood calllsss |
| You fucking retards just sign over your accounts now |
| The best journalist there is. |
| Sweet, now I don't have to lose $25,000 at a time, I can lose in less increments. |
| Let them know when to pull the rug |
| Lmfao. 50k is pocket change for any real business go get a fucking loan you scammy bitch |
| It has steadily been going down for three years.\n\nSometimes these guys make deals with each other, homie. Public exposure. Pocket change for them. |
| really fumbled selling AVGO at 346 |
| markets top heavy |
| Better be a year |
| Until then its boogie time! ( I am down bigly on my puts) |
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| When does Fidelity recognize this change? |
| Let’s be real no one gave a fuck about the straight before, and no one will give a fuck about it after. And we are now after 🤟😎🤟 |
| 1. Because everyone thinks it will go up and down simultaneously. \n\nImagine if oil at the pump cost 50 dollars/gallon. Are you going to fill up your car that day? Fuck no. Youre going to sit on your ass until it goes down. No one is buying because businesses have reserves and think it will be cheaper later. So sellers have to lower their price. \n\nIt takes up to 50 days to get your oil delivered from the persian gulf. There is oil that has been at sea the entire time this war has been going on that someone bought for 80 dollars/barrel. |
| Fire the direct negotiation missiles! |
| Maybe launch wasn't the best choice of words |
| Yes |
| Giving retail FOMO so they can be exit liquidity while institutions dump some bags on them that they'll just have to hold until the next bull run?\n\n In this market, that will be a week at most, but you know how it goes when retail sees a red day. |
| You belong here |
| they understood their core audience. |
| Str8 of hummus will be wide open by this weekend ready for all those big oilers to go through |
| Yeah sounds like you did some short-dated ATM or OTM options. You dont have to always buy options. Look into when to sell options with some credit spreads / CCs / CSPs when IV is high or youre unsure on how theta can destroy you. A lot of option traders move to futures (no theta decay) or LETFs to also change their risk profile. Or buy and hold some midcaps or leaps you believe in. Good luck and go get that 100k bag Munger talked about via other non-investment means so you can invest with a much safer risk profile |
| CHEWSDAYYY |
| So it’s definitely going up then |
| >Be bullish but not reckless;\n\n>Be bearish but\n\n>Actually that's dumb as fuck don't be bearish\n\n\- Sun Tzu, *The Art of War* |
| I won't know for 15 more minutes, is it actually down |
| Ok Robinhood I see you |
| $HOOD just casually pumping in the ah |
| So market hyperscales with inflation? |
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| Oh boy, this is going to surely bankrupt SO SO SO many people |
| Sybau |
| PDT rule. Everyone full port ahead |
| wtf is going on |
| I identify as a shadow bank |
| Holy shit I had no idea lol ty WSB. Time to lose my last 25 |
| Hell yeah, just posted something similar |
| The advice around here is fascinating |
| https://preview.redd.it/do9qv7t8b8vg1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a179ca0711b0ba6206e09e894827acf54f4137 |
| He's up over 100k more. |
| You don't have to sell it to me |
| Same difference |
| Bers on parade as futes flashed red for some miliseconds. LMAO |
| 😂 |
| Red rest of the week....\n\nNeed that weekend drama |
| Because the str8 will be open |
| "JUST IN: U.S. says Israel & Lebanon held “productive discussions” and agreed to launch direct negotiations." |
| Remove wash sale taxes next. |
| Y’all I just put in my 2 weeks. I think I got it figured out. I don’t need a 9-5 if I just buy calls everyday |
| Yes I am sure |
| I was much more of a cocky bol when you were all panicking and preaching that the end is near.\n\nNow I'm a little bored. When do we think 🥭 will do Greenland? |
| excited for war with Cuba next |
| Prolly more blown up accounts under 25k |
| dawg it’s up like .1% |
| Sulfur is not a global market. The sulfur Mosaic consumes in its Florida operations is Molten Sulfur from Gulf refineries which is currently quoted at half the price of seaborne sulfur. These price differentials cannot be arbitraged away for the same reason cheap US based natural gas can't; the export infrastructure does not exist. Their biggest competitor, OCP Group, has announced the shut-down of 30% of its production because they cannot get **any** sulfur. They also have fixed ammonium costs tied to their long term agreement with CF Industries, where the rest of the world is critically short of ammonium and paying large sums of money if they can even get a bid.\n\nI calculate Mosaics profit per ton to be at around $300 right now with a $850 per ton price. |
| Isn’t their CEO a pedo? |
| TIme to lose money even faster you guys! |
| Hood up almost 14% today, why i don't know but im happy |
| If you don't have any glue, crayons work well too |
| Based and SettlersofCatanpilled |
| Movie theaters are so back |
| hlaalu has no clear growth prospects. redoran is far too concerned with executive compensation versus shareholder value. dres is in a dying industry. telvanni has really clear leadership problems. dagoth is basically uninvestable. honestly indoril is probably the best bet here. |
| Straight up gay |
| Bers r poors or losers like burry who think theyre smarter than everyone.\n\nAs a poor you try to turn $200 into $20000 with a nice correction/crash. Then using that cash to buy beaten down stocks.\n\nAfter that first ber win you should naturally evolve into a bull trying to get 6 figures. Afterwhich you evolve once more into theta gang pulling 5 figures a month for income or degenerate gambling on calls.\n\nAnything else is fake n 🌈 |
| When the last bear goes back to the closet, you'll know the top is in |
| nope |
| Holy HOOD |
| Unfortunately that would mean liquidity spread out and more garbage price action and less solid ta and levels |
| So, if I swim out there to the stranded oil, I can have it? |
| Do not double down when you lose money |
| the only present moral suffering(s) would be pose adverse effects on the stock market, i fear |
| what...your comment? |
| META up more AH. $700 by end of week? |
| Bears hate America and money and love men’s buts. Are you sure you want to join their team? |
| Futes bigly red |
| Yes. That’s exactly what he’s saying. |
| Last chance to buy $BULL under 6$ ever btw |
| Neither is their revenue lol |
| CRDO photonics play holy shit |
| Now just need a Monica Lewinsky movie and it’ll be the years AMC needs to turn around? I’m not sure how this works |
| cmon bro.. don't rub it in ; I bought at the IPO lol and it did nothing but go down |
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| They didnt lose it, they just handed it over at gunpoint |
| [The US Treasury Department has said that “the short-term authorization permitting the sale of Iranian oil already stranded at sea is set to expire in a few days and will not be renewed](https://aje.news/8xcc64?update=4492824)\n\nSo even less oil available to the market. |
| Thank god |
| you are highly regarded. |
| My brokerage can change my puts into calls if I tell them I'm highly regarded, right? |
| Only 7 more days like this to break even on RDDT |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/ftrhgf364 made a bet that HOOD would go to 81.0 within **1 week** when it was 69.69 and it did, congrats fucker.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 3 losses\nYou're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| So gay lol |
| Lfg finally broke even with HOOD, the question now is hold or sell |
| 🌈🐻 |
| I bet I could get past that blockade\n\n😎\n\nFuck your blockade, one spin move and I'm through |
| You think buying a nft might be a good gamble? |
| I'm not disputing the mechanical implications, what I'm saying is the problem is the reliability of the inference and estimation of where it lies. Dealer positioning is not deterministic from OPRA data feeds, so the GEX stuff or max pain is mostly just completely made up. |
| The ASTS price targets aren't that alluring... |
| Sounds like copium, are you expecting American ships to open fire on Chinese ships just because the mango said the strait is closed? |
| The tax man cometh for market liquidity tomorrow |
| What is there to "be ready" for?! Remove the PDT flag in my account and let me go!! |
| Hard to visualize how 1D charts will look once this PDT change materializes |
| Companies can become obsolete. This is one of them that can. I don’t like holding companies like that. |
| I’ve heard unverified reports over the past few days that major banks and financial institutions have put out notices that new ATH’s are inbound.\n\nWhat are the point of these notices? |
| I’m an oil man |
| We'll have our day |
| Truly nothing dumber than a bitcoiner. 5 year graph flatter than a pancake and you're buying excel squares from the Winkelvoss twins who bought them all up at $2 a piece\n\nProfessional level exit liquidity |
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| Who cares?. as long as EPS doesn’t get affected much I’ll buy. If EPS gets affected, doesn’t matter the reason. I will sell. It’s not that complicated. |
| This. I know this is unpopular but I haven't bought a single American stock since "liberation day". |
| As per the reddit rule, book the profit and post it. Otherwise paper profit RIP |
| A Melania AND Michael Jackson movie this year? |
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| Cash gang worse than baer |
| Hello. Im people 🙁 |
| You are the GOAH |
| My wife is your mom tho |
| YOLO my kids education into a shit oin that is 96% down! |
| I too would like to know |
| I laugh so much when I see that show cops and they roll up on a dude inhaling paint, and they’re like, ‘are you inhaling paint?’ And the dudes like, ‘no, no’ of course not.’ And he has paint all over his face 😂 |
| No that was jan28th I think |
| How is cash gang doing right now |
| I read that you could mod your truck to run on corn syrup |
| fuck off silver. go back to $50 already |
| Should I believe him? |
| Imagine caring about technicals right now (or ever) with a war tipping the scales |
| no |
| What are you buying tomorrow? |
| I guess that’s justified then. |
| Wtf. Seriously? Which ones are removing PDT's |
| 😩 hell yeah |
| The suffering of others can sometimes be moral. |
| Expiration? |
| seems pretty straight to me...\n\n\nstraight up |
| Yes |
| I missed a lot of gains but at least I'm not ber gang |
| Guuuhhhhhhhh\n\n\n\n\n\nSorry just practicing to have my heart ripped out of my chest. |
| I'm starting to believe the big guys know how fucked things really are. So need to pad their earnings this year quick and get out. |
| Same thing people said about $META sub 100. Same thing people said about $CVNA at $5.\n\nFollow the smart money man, im not saying full port but business performance and hype are different things my man |
| This market is gay as fuck |
| What are u referring to? |
| hot off the press via u/SilverVikingTT |
| LMAO |
| Yes |
| Good enough. Possibly even better. And the margins would be insane. |
| You spelled "all time high" wrong sir. Please pay attention. |
| I’m playing both sides; got a few $700c Lottos and 1 $690p |
| For some reason I went long... oil. Once more bad day of negotiations please. Then the market can do what it wants. |
| stocs r up so must be gud |
| Awww hell …. here we go… |
| You guys think my UNH calls are fucked?\n\nOver leveraged in 310c, and 317.5c... |
| Guessing pump leading up to earnings and then dump after, and then some recovery after the dump. Calls, puts, calls. |
| I don't buy American stocks since liberation day, sorry not sorry. |
| Feeling called out |
| If you didn’t buy the HOOD dip then idk how to help you |
| Yes |
| no, being a bull is having sex with your wife. |
| I just looked that up. I didn’t know anyone knew his name by heart |
| ASTS launch soon please |
| boring good decisions build wealth\n\nmeanwhile on wsb |
| Because I'm an investor now |
| Calls got it |
| Ha Ha. |
| Nike hype is dead. It was only popular during covid and nobody cares about new releases anymore |
| https://preview.redd.it/froy58l1a8vg1.jpeg?width=1184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53b8f9f727117f507f8fabba5c4f6abd4f8ee690\n\nSure buddy. Any new bad news will make it go down. But war news will not because the war has already been priced in. And markets don’t go down for the same reason twice. |
| disturbed individual |
| Huh I'll have to look into that, last I saw both parties were saying talks would continue the next two days and Iran claimed because they had access to other routes through land that they would be finehttps://www.bbc.com/news/live/cp9vm5ezxz4t |
| I wanna make Jordans, not money |
| the same china that was sending weapons to iran last week? |
| Ya man if you bought Google and Amazon calls this morning you got paid like hell. I sold some unfortunately |
| lmao |
| Feb 22nd |
| “The market isn’t doing what I think it should, so everyone else must be wrong and dumb”\n\nStfu retard. |
| Both so you can win one of them |
| Being a bull is literally betting on the US unilaterally oppressing other nations without facing any backlash, plus betting on the continual success of the weapons industry and companies profitting off massive layoffs. |
| Pretty regarded |
| I’ve always thought these rules were kind of weird because they only apply to margin accounts. \n\nI don’t invest on margin and never have. People with cash accounts can trade as much as they want. |
| China has to import more of their energy needs then anyone else bar none. More then 80% of it goes through the straits of Malaca. With the military agreement signed yesterday with Indonesia giving the US Air Force total air rights over Indonesian air space we now effectively control that strait. \n\nEat shit China |
| I guess tomorrow I'm selling my house and everything and putting it into the market, because apparently we're only going up from here! 🍟👜 |
| Bers r still berposting - SAD |
| I've often thought we have too many guardrails around poverty |
| Ask Scott Bessent's husband |
| Calls.\n\n\nBalls to wall time. |
| Yes |
| Maybe we should take renewable energy more seriously. |
| No, it was always 15% from Iran. |
| Schwab gives you like Less than one percent if don’t move it into their cash gang stock |
| Yes they are called bears. |
| What are you talking about? Loads of people care. Just not traders \n\nReal people out in the real world, feeding their families, are absolutely talking about beef prices |
| i would win my banbet and still be green. because i am virtuous |
| if you expect massive positive movement in stock then hold till after.\n\notherwise if there’s a sideways or even moderate upward movement, you’ll get wrecked. the option price is held by volatility quite a bit at earnings time. all that will deflate. |
| LISTEN UP POORS.\n\nCEO AND TIM COOK BE BUYING $NKE - SO DABBLE IN A LITTLE BIT AND FOLLOW THE BIG BOYS. DON'T MAKE YOUR LIFE HARD\n\nTHEY ARE RICH FOR A REASON. |
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| mid summer at earliest since we gotta wait 45 days. so the poors have a bit more time to wait |
| Puts |
| Don’t underestimate the poor. 10 poor men can get together raising $10 each x 10 =$100. they can move the market. |
| Im Asian. Yes, it doesnt matter |
| BOYS HOW WE FEELING ABOUT NFLX EARNINGS?!\n\nCALLS OR PUTS |
| If you liked figma at 90 you'll love it at 9 |
| That's what I thought at first but the comfort is starting to feel worthless |
| With PDT restrictions gone, the poors will flood the market. Very bullish. |
| Yeah bro never. Luckily in Colombia they still allow emotional support. I don’t think they still do in the states how do you get yours in cabin? |
| \-3% tomorrow confirmed |
| Whatever, just put the fries in the bag, please |
| There are people that lost money in the last week\n\n\nFucking losers |
| Think of how much interest cash gng has raked in the last two weeks |
| that's me!!! loved watching crwv rip from my imaginary buy at $75. was such an obvious buy price and then the meta / google commitment announcements.\n\nit feels awful! |
| Naming your butt "The Strait" doesn´t count... |
| Every time I call the ASTS offices a guy at the other end tells me welcome to the suicide hotline?? Whats going on. Chatted abt my SNDK investment anyway - but at the end he also asked me to kindly send a $20 donation to a charity they work with. \n\nLooked up the address of the charity and it was just the fucking ASTS headquarters. |
| I lost so much…I just want to rest my head in Bryon Noem’s monstrous tits and cry 😭 |
| No way 69420 come on |
| Tomorrow is red, because I need it to be. Thursday will be green again. This is financial advice. |
| Highly regarded |
| came across your post, had the exact same idea. But I made it safer for people to use in their ai flow. \nOpen source it in case anyone wants to use the same thing:https://github.com/selftax/selftax \n \n\~60k short for me\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/q8l9f2lf98vg1.png?width=2416&format=png&auto=webp&s=85743baae48f0408280e64920271dac66b0bd087\n\n\n\n |
| No ber, have you learned nothing? |
| https://preview.redd.it/dxzupkvi98vg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d65bebe76f01e9fbf715ba5adfd99bd6ffa6e945\n\n🫡 |
| yea but schwab suggested a uniform implementation period of 30-60 days so they went with 45 days....all cause they werent ready despite it being known as coming for the past 8 months. 45 days from the FINRA notice being posted that is...and we all know govt moves so fast on these things. |
| What’s the move for tomorrow what is we buying |
>Source? \n \n"Oil can be pumped from the Reserve at a maximum rate of 4.4 million barrels per day for up to 90 days"  SPR FAQs Crude Oil Storage by Site (as of December 31, 2025) www.energy.gov |
| W |
| It doesn't bother me\n\nHe wasnt a bad guy, but just a loser and irresponsible. I don't mind that he is dead, but it is affecting my sister and my nephew. \n\nThe other nephew and niece don't know yet. They are 3 and 6 and it doesn't matter to them because that is not their father |
| I'm sorry to those employees. Would have to look at a graph of their employees over time though. Did they over hire post pandemic? idk |
| Taxes are bear propaganda! |
| Got slapped across the tits by figma today. Jesus what a piece of shit that thing is. |
| Remember in 2021 when people were investing in virtual plots of land? \n\nThat’s what a blow off top looks like. We still got a ways to go. |
| Me too actually.. good job |
| What if it’s just a pill that makes you think those things happen |
| Keep going… |
| Wake me up when these bastards remove the wash sale rule while the entire Senate is doing insider trading. |
| Sell ccs and ride the momentum all the way up |
| HOOD GONNA SQUEEZE HARDER THAN ME JERKING IT |
| Fk yeahhhhh |
| Have to cross your eyes / avert your eyes |
| Disbelief stage. I like it. |
| The markets not the economy and the economy is in shambles and the market is reeling for ATH what a time to be alive. No one will be able to afford anything but their shares are going to be worth billions and billions and billions |
| Currently the Iran war and the Ukraine war are beginning to link up. China is nowhere in that picture yet. And they don´t want to. They want this to be over. Basically the adults in the room. |
| YOU BOYS READY TO LOSE SOME MONEY?? |
| Love to see it for you ❤️ |
| Holy smokes HOOD is squeezing after hours |
| tomorrow is tax day so you know its going to be red |
| Who the fuck is this? I need a TruthSocial post or it’s fake. |
| Not sure what your point is. Aren't you SUPPOSED to buy something BEFORE it goes green? My point is EVERYTHING is green, not just $META.\n\nIf you're going to brag about your "DD" $META would have to be the only stock that went up 100% while everyone else averaged 2%.\n\nAlso, people down voted and clowned you because if you were bullish on some "DD" it would've been mid-term or long-term bet. You literally just YOLOed into calls expiring in a week. |
| They also have apld at 101 |
| That’s more like it |
| If the market wasn't manipulated yes, but since it is then not |
| Shitcoins are a major source of funding for the current administration. God I hate that that sentence makes sense. |
| How are all my favorite regards? |
| Do it |
| Is this spy ath close |
| I bought puts on GOOG because this headline pissed me off. ‘GOOG rises 3.5% because Citi raised the price target from $390 to $405.’ |
| Found OP\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/d1ywd6la98vg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79f2f28d333cf90bdbc790db4790c22ab826fd9 |
| Don’t fuck your job, job your fuck |
| Samesies. |
| Should of just stuck to eating glue |
| Yeah. It was always way too easy to reach out a grab a castmember walking by to ask how to get to somewhere, or ride a certain ride.\n\nGuess guests will just wander around aimlessly now. Still $513 average wallet per person per day. 🤑🤑 |
| That was sweet |
| Alright so I’m seeing the bull case as being that tech earnings are undervalued and no longer at ai bubble territory. After this rally is that still the case. Anyone Asian or retarded enough to know? |
| i was once a bear, then i realized two things\n\n1: i was betting on the suffering of others (immoral)\n\n2: i wanted to make money (smart)\n\nnow i am virtuous and not retarded. bigly green today. take notes |
| Awesome. Now my accountant is going to kill me. |
| and Iran goes Boom Boom |
| just say you made 3.5k today from spx puts.. why you make me do the damn calculation. |
| There are a shitload of tankers headed for the USA to buy our oil. That’s gonna fuck everyone but exon. |
| We hold till expiration here. |
| Fuk job |
| No PDT rules, 23 hour markets and no more quarterly reports. \n\nI’m jacked to the tits! |
| We are not even in FOMO now,\nGeneral sentiment is WTF this can’t keep going up right?\n |
| Cooked |
| What I want is a hot robot who gives me a blowjob and then cooks me a perfectly rare steak, ok?\n\nDo that, and I'll show you the first 10 trillion dollar company. |
| On the contrary, public sentiment, calendar timeline below 75k and average buy-in of ibit holders indicates uptrend soon.\n\n\nIbit is blackrocks most profitable fund. In my opinion they are not going to let that cash cow take a shit.\n\n\nDon't forget, bitcoin's market cap is not that high that yee ole blackrock can't fuckery it.\n\n\nThe fuckery continues! |
| Imagine being forced to take delivery of a herd of cattle |
| My dad asked me if I could help him buy bitcoin about a week ago. This has got to be a signal |
| sauce\n\n |
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| Regarded as digital gold falls in times of conflict |
| There's a bubble of AI wrapper companies. \n\n\nAll of them are still probably losing money.\n\n\nIn addition most of the AI service vendors are burning through investors money and will need to jack up the prices soon to start turning a profit.\n\n\nOnly the HW vendors are clearly profitable, but they're the ones subsidising the AI service vendors in the first place! |
| If Iran sinks a tanker the market is also going to the bottom of the sea |
| why do u guys all think 4% PPI is fake\n\nit's a genuinely terrible number, if you take out the covid period it's the highest since 2011 |
| doctor 🥭, 😂 |
| 🥭 is Allah , he parted the strait of hormussy |
| China just imports 15% of their oil from Iran but that is 80% export for Iran. \nChina can also pressure Iran into a deal as that might be easier than fighting US. \nSeems like the war won't last. |
| As a poor, I don’t even know what this headline means. Maybe the poors should just avoid what they don’t know when it comes to trading |
| Is now a good time to open a short position in Nebius and MU? |
| It's always bulls too. Fucking cowards. |
| pretty sure you're thinking of your ass. |
| except for bears LOL |
| No way Hood holds this move up |
| Have we gotten to the greatest era of degenerate gambling? Never has there been so many options to lose money on stupid shit |
| lol |
| I think inflation is primed to rip. People hadn’t seen inflation in decades before covid. Now, everyone expects it. My dog walker upped her prices because of gas. \n\nAnd, Trump’s new pick for the Fed is an inflation hawk. Sure, he bullshitted a little lately to get the job but I expect he’ll revert to the mean once hes in. My prediction is that Warsh will Jack rates to choke inflation like a girl with daddy issues. \n |
| https://preview.redd.it/uorkb1ix88vg1.jpeg?width=1083&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68f2392f713bbc7a0eed65c41d3dac8f695403bc\n\nYou right 😂 |
| Just sayin' but... Arete price target upped for MU to $852 (from $562) |
| 0.3 delta otm calls 10 mins after open. |
| This just in, Orange man bombs China. Galactically regarded |
| Slightly green tomorrow followed by crash Thursday and Friday til last 10 min then ATH next Monday |
| Step 1: have $300,000 |
| https://preview.redd.it/25ntcfuw88vg1.png?width=1264&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee9a31d05c14c5e5e63a82922390862c91b9b78f\n\nDitto |
| Source? |
| No one should have a flair if I don´t have one! |
| I think another good +10% on sp500 and we will start pushing the euphoria phase. \n\n(I’ve been euphoric for the last 3 years of pumping) |
| It’s not insider info - it’s just a shift in sentiment about the quantum space. This year quantum will be the focus. Mark my words. The quantum stocks have been annihilated - how long u think it will stay like that? The tide will now turn …. |
| I want to give a shoutout to Erika McEntarfer who was fired for all of our "use real numbers" sins to keep this money printer going. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten |
| We will not. Thank you for your service |
| I read 40%, is the remaining 25% already from our side? |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| martingaling in the stock market, I’ve truly seen it all from this sub |
| Now you know what caused it. Time to learn how to plan around IV crush. |
| \>morganfreemanpointingup.jpg |
| <3 hopefully lol |
| Ber seducer spotted |
| Not when people realize profit will outpace capex. |
| It’s the new business cycle. I call it the fruity cycle. I will accept my Nobel Prize in LEAPS. |
| No reason for this rally at all\nLost all my gains as a bear from March... SPY has never been 10 days green in a row, will it be 11 days? |
| And did we tell you the name of the game, boy..we call it riding the gravy train |
| I guess |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Complex-Shoe9428 made a bet that HOOD would go to 80.0 within **1 week** when it was 75.25 and it did, congrats fucker.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 0 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| yeah, calls right at open. Then I was like nah... second I buy it will dump |
| https://preview.redd.it/8avnzg9r88vg1.png?width=1386&format=png&auto=webp&s=59c21980e75ea0beecbe307c6de2f7d17633dab1\n\n |
| Why do you have 1 dollar in your roth? |
| How do I short this? |
| You had to jinx it, didn´t you? |
| How are there so many single people on dating apps but not a single one in real life |
| You get it lol. They are playing super high stakes chicken on weather this will get resolved before dear God we are all broke |
| Prolly wasn’t a good day to buy MRVL weeklies |
| Will the Nvda 200 curse be lifted? |
| Did I ever once say that? I said forecasts don’t matter. Don’t extrapolate things I didn’t say. |
| Tech companies are gonna take a beating on the ~30% reduction in petrochemical goods and helium though. Margins gonna get squeezed. |
| Damn you perfectly timed the top, let me know the next thing you're going to buy so that I can short it. |
| The revolution has begun \n$BTC |
| There go my puts. AA has a ton of debt to refinance this year. \n\nAlthough this could be united testing the water to see the willingness for a merger |
| If doctor 🥭 can just not do or say anything to wild and Israel can refrain from bombing anyone we might get a little more out of this run. But I know that's probably just wishful thinking |
| Because they don´t miss earnings, but earnings estimates. If the MM want to buy a stock cheaply, the analysts "expect" unrealistic earnings and the price drops.\n\nThe conspiracy part is a joke, but seriously: Earnings estimates (at least the published ones) are usually meant to be beaten and never to be taken at face value. |
| My dad told me we should invest in crypto today because he heard about it on newsmax. I had to explain to him what a shit coin was. That’s how you know it’s fucked |
| China just imports 15% of their oil from Iran plus China can pressure Iran into a deal if it comes to that. |
| Wonder if his ballroom donation has cleared. |
| no also mb i read it wrong intially lol\n\nsry for what ur goin thru |
| Lol BULL bag holder going wild rn |
| Bring it on. IRS will have a fun time tracking my $1 profit winning trades. |
| If only they had plans to grow revenue faster than inflation lol |
| Yeah! I just hope my sister has life insurance on him. Since it has been over 10 years since they were together, I doubt it |
| That's exactly what this feels like with this rise leading through today.\n\nEdit: Nevermind, I don't think it'll go into effect for quite a while. There's some notice FINRA will do and then it's something like 45 days after when brokers can institute the change and they have 12-18 months to do that (RH will probably do it within a minute of when it can, lol). |
| Happens in the winter but slight chance of a spring storm depending on location |
| https://preview.redd.it/1em0wukg88vg1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9c138683bc91e3af7c5e4123b6901a1a51e4447\n\n |
| The 🌈 🐻 will have their comeback later this year when nobody knows. |
| Never |
| holyyyy regard |
| Holy shit. Im going to start gambling again |
| port so fucked i can’t even open my trading app, was martingaleing poots, now i lost all my $….\n\nanyways, your total is 32.48 please pull around the the second window. |
| REALLY should have huffed more brake fluid in preparation for this rally 😔 |
| Bro when we were at 6600 and I saw my futures Es liquidation number was 7040 I didn’t think it would get anywhere near this close. Losing all my gains ytd RIP. Hope we get one red day back to 6900 for me to cover |
| If you’re such a puss that your comments are private you shouldn’t have flair \n\nEdit: u/OSRSkarma |
| When can CHYNA blockade the south china sea? |
| God speed you fucking degen |
| The flatest AH every. Means pump coming tomorrow 😨 |
| Sorry! I wrote it in a hurry\n\nShe has 3 children. The child that is 15 and not here, is the child of the father that killed himself |
| Disney just fired 1k people |
for those who care about the PDT changes, watch this page for whenever FINRA gets off their ass to put the PDT notice out....then we can start the 45 day countdown. also everyone leave Schwab for suggesting the uniform implementation regarded idea  Notices FINRA publishes Notices to provide firms with timely information on a variety of issues. To obtain a Notice published prior to 1995, please contact FINRA MediaS... www.finra.org |
| Another ATH tomorrow. Truly the best economy ever |
| oh and one more thing, price of the tax accountant going up.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/n2wcgfac88vg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9a68af9add82182d33d0701d1aff833cc4dcf14\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/mutmtljd88vg1.jpeg?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=466c34ffef6cf1a449ca87567769678bb419ddc2 |
| Selling for a +70% return is not dumb lmao |
| We hold the strait, for easy numbers say China got oil for $100, if the United States now holds the cards will China retain there fixed priced? Will Trump arbitrage them by an additional $50 making there new price $150? Will China fight back? Will China agree? This whole war with iran was a fraction of the concern, im more concerned about China, thoughts? |
| For sure. I lucked out and bought some earlier today. Good surprise. |
| https://preview.redd.it/w3k0eu1b88vg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1079c697f7fb2989b2066c08b0421e978eb98968\n\n |
| Honestly not enough… be skeptical all you want and be left in the dust on this train bro. |
| You had the balls to do what I couldn't. I had SPX 6855c 4/14 at 5 from open yesterday and closed at Friday's highs for 15. They expired today at 113. |
| I made a ton in March off puts, i used it to buy a few calls on stocks(TTWO, NFLX). I have a lot of room to lose money on SPY puts now 😎🐻🇺🇸 |
| You could hire me as an electrician for an hour with that. I won’t do much |
| Legend |
| Yeah the Rothschild have great teeth |
| PYPL has bought back almost 25% of shares outstanding in the past 2 years and had plans to buyback 10% of total shares per year going forward. |
| Again? |
| This is the truth. I just saw a deep fake of him admitting he uploaded it and saying he thought he was a doctor and some shit about the Red Cross. |
| I know! \n\nMy wife is out and you are my only social media so you guys get to hear it first |
| You have to really be special to lose in a bull market. Even Cathie's rotten gourds are up. |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/5Lqe6e3Tvm |
| U know what’s worse than being a ber the last two days? Being bitch ass cash gang. Imagine how shittarded they feel? At least a ber has balls to make dumb decisions lol. |
| BREAKING NEWS: THE STRAIT IS OFFICIALLY OPEN AGAIN RIGHT NOW, SHIPPING GOING THROUGH |
| my AppLovin covered calls are fuk\n\ncongrats on the regard that bought them from me |
| You wanna talk about insider trading, massive gamma exposure on AVGO 4/17 400c. Someone knew some shit |
| Why did my calls shit the bed 5 minutes after close? While the underlying was still going up |
| So you think the overall increase in the price of energy and subsequently goods won't have an effect on earnings? |
| They deserve to lose money |
| THIS IS A BULL TRAP.\n\nInstitutional Trap, Investors Being Lured To Their Demise.\n\n\nS&P going back down to 6300 next week.\n\n\nTHE WAR WILL 100% RESUME IN 3 - 7 DAYS.\n\n\nYou Have Been Warned. |
| This^ switching from lazy gambler to trader has been hard but very rewarding this past year and a half for me. I cant recommend enough Traderlion, Realsimpleariel, quallamaggie, and stockbee for newer traders that see this. Fix your risk. Stop yoloing your entire port. I was fortunate to have a large port that I grew from LEAPS but now that I have some size trading shares is so much more chill and relaxing especially using progressive exposure entries and trimming into strength.\n\nI basically only ever have a tiny bit of my realized gains port at risk with how I manage my positions. Unrealized gains I'm a little looser with but I still barely risk 1/20 of what I used to risk on one options trade lol |
| tmrw will be day 11 green for QQQ.. I suppose your chances increase after that considering there's never been a 12 Day streak |
| I'm fuckin back baby |
| Nobody mocking Tom Lee now |
| The oil longs are in absolute shambles. I actually feel a little bad rattling their cages right now. |
| way too many bears in here saying way too many bulls in here. \n\nTomorrow will be a huge pump. |
| Praise be to Allah! |
| Jokes on them I'm already liquidated |
| Disassociation. It´s probably easier when you had lots of practice as a kid. |
| I'm not seeing a lot of firings, but I am seeing a slowdown of hirings. That can only mean one thing:\n\ncalls |
| Nobody cares about anything at the moment. |
| Somehow this will fuck us. But I won’t lie it excites me |
| V for Victory! |
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| I swear it is typically red from feb to tax time and i still didnt make life changing money\n\n🐸 no balls sign |
| https://preview.redd.it/gtigdk6h88vg1.png?width=1152&format=png&auto=webp&s=be7a7b1b27ecd63c76a55ad050b77caa6c2f8913 |
| Isn't capex going to make it tumble like last time |
| Way to bullish in here |
| ALGOS GONNA TRAP REGARDS AT THE TOP ONCE THE RUGS PULLED\n\nCALLS |
| Setup is still bullish for tomorrow and they have no reason to take market down yet |
| Found a spot to buy weed on discount. Now I smoke twice as much 😔 |
| Nah, the only thing holding me back from riches is 19 trades a day. |
| Good thing I don’t touch my indexes this looks like a lockout rally what the hell is going on |
| Believe it or not - calls |
| I want to buy Puts first thing tomorrow but I may wait until we reach 698 territory. |
| Bears get obliberated day in day out. Insane. |
| First one is always free |
| Well fuck….. |
| 0 DTE calls @ $700...I'm in |
| Believe it or not. Calls. |
| I totally agree with you. What are your investments/ETFs for Automation/Robotics? I’m struggling finding stuff on that front, would really appreciate. |
| The day Jamie Dimon said equities are overvalued they pumped another 1%. Haha |
| I can’t eat anymore goddamn tacos you crazy bastards |
| BUY $NKE - JUST DO IT |
| wait but on what platform are you on that you have this leveragability |
| MM RUBBING THEIR HANDS RN |
| Bro has a Roth IRA |
| Even 🥭 is confused by the rally. His shorts got cooked |
| Anyone got any insights on SNOW? |
| Cutting off Iran ports seems to have been remarkably effective. The rumors are that there economy has or will cease to function without those ports. The U.S. is not even entertaining Pakistan about next talks. We’ll see what happens tomorrow. Not supporting 🍊 here but everything seems to be under control at the moment. |
| Just riding OPTX train |
| It takes two to TACO\n\n####-- Patrick Boyle |
| ZUCK is building an AI clone and you're Bearish?? |
| Same situation here. I was down 80k. Now up 16k… |
| I'm noting that. I am. |
| Almighty God has deemed for line to always go up irrespective of your petty human squabbles. So it shall be. |
| US won't renewal sanctions waiver on iranian oil. Logically that means oil prices will increase tomorrow then. Which means it'll go down. |
| Bold of you to assume we'll have midterms |
| that blows that schwab suggested a uniform date and they took that horrible suggestion. no way FINRA has that notice out this week, govt dont work that fast. mid june or july earliest the PDT changes happen at this rate if lucky. |
| Honestly a lot of bears should just be on prediction markets. Those binaries are the actual predictions they want to be making |
| And this was not a ber extinction event. I still see plenty of bers, my educated guess is pump every day into new multiple ATHs |
| I miss you, he said softly. When asked who he missed, ber simply replied, "my money!" |
| How low did you get before the massive win? |
| Daddy’s little girl |
| I don't believe ghost |
| real |
| when is btc gonna get the memo we are back to ath everywhere else? |
| Fuck it Friday $700 calls for the memes. I’m sure now the war will escalate to dramatic levels and we won’t touch $700 for a decade |
| ...wtf |
| Rally me yesterday! Rally me today! Rally me even harder tomorrow!!! |
| yeah I was feeling good with my intc calls in the green....and sold the bulk of them at less than 3x. buggers kept going up and up and up. |
| I feed grass to mine. With some store-bought feed to supplement. But they mostly eat grass. \n\nIts cheaper that way. |
| May contracts down 7-8% today no one knows what’s going on |
| You wonder why they cook the numbers even when fresh out the kitchen they're still bad and then you read OP's post and it all makes sense. RIP Erika McEntarfer |
| They also hated on Michael Winslow for killing foley artists' jobs |
| You are holding long term? \n\nIf so you shouldn’t be even looking |
| https://preview.redd.it/uksbjblf78vg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1190417810354eb55d100b5ce7d682b9eadf188 |
| To be fair if you use speech to text it censors the curse words lol |
| Wait till this person learns about skilled investors… /s |
| Bers teleported into poverty 🤣 |
| I am watching my sister's kids today\n\nThere will be 6 kids here today! My wife left for her PTA meeting! \n\nThis would have been an awesome day, but then she told me the reason I need to watch them\n\nMy sister just told me her baby daddy just shot himself. This is now awkward!\n\nBefore you ask, the two kids are not with the baby daddy, but with another father\n\nHer first kid who is 15 is the father's child\n\nWhat a sad day\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter |
| Hey bears: if you wanna trade based on whether the strait is open or whatever, use a prediction market. \n\nUs investors are trying to have a rally over here, and we don’t need your depressing FUD right now. |
| Stretched valuations within AI ecosystem widely discussed by financial institutions. No one knows for sure but it’s just wrong to say that all major institutions have said no indications. Indications are plenty |
| just to fuvk up all 🌈🐻 |
| i told everyone to buy the dip, bears chastised the fuck outta me. Eat my shorts, bears. |
| you are already in a recession you just dont realize it |
| bers going extinct |
| Everyone knows the strait wont stay closed forever, so buy into the market. Those dumb people are making the money brother |
| The market can stay regarded longer than you can stay solvent. |
| Good luck, fucktards. |
| I’m feeling another 1% pump day before loading puts |
| A lot riding on may 15th calls. Im expecting a run up to earnings and a rip post earnings. |
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| My turn!\n\n\nMarket Update: Gay Sex Hits All-Time High, Retail Traders Flood the Market\n\nIn an unprecedented surge, analysts confirm that the “Gay Sex Index” has reached all-time highs, driven by strong institutional backing, cultural normalization, and—most notably—a chaotic influx of retail participants.\n\nRetail Investors Enter the Chat\nWhile institutional players (media, corporations, policy shifts) laid the groundwork, the real volatility is coming from retail traders—anonymous users piling into comment sections like it’s a meme stock in 2021.\n\nThese aren’t polished investors. These are the guys showing up at 2:13 AM with zero self-awareness and a username like SuperNoHomo leaving comments that read like:\n\t•\t“This is disgusting… (watches entire video)”\n\t•\t“I’m only here out of curiosity”\n\t•\t“Why is this recommended to me???”\n\t•\t“Society is collapsing” (returns daily)\n\nEngagement metrics suggest repeat activity, long watch times, and an alarming refusal to exit positions.\n\nMarket Behavior Analysis\n\t•\tHigh hypocrisy volume: Users loudly short the asset publicly while maintaining long-term exposure privately.\n\t•\tEmotional trading: Decisions driven by confusion, denial, and what can only be described as “post-nut market regret.”\n\t•\tZero exit strategy: Despite repeated declarations of disgust, positions are reopened nightly.\n\nThis has led to what analysts are calling a “Closet Bull Run”—where outward sentiment appears bearish, but underlying behavior is aggressively bullish.\n\nInstitutional Response\nInstitutions remain unfazed. Platforms continue to promote, monetize, and expand access, effectively absorbing retail volatility and converting it into sustained growth.\n\nCounterargument (Bear Case)\nSome argue the spike in engagement is artificial—driven by algorithms rather than genuine demand. Others claim retail traders are not true investors, just confused participants who wandered into the wrong market.\n\nHowever, the data is clear: they keep coming back.\n\n⸻\n\nBottom Line\n\nThe market is up. Participation is up. And a very specific group of loud, confused retail traders appears to be driving a surprising amount of after-hours volume.\n\nThey will deny it.\nThey will complain about it.\nThey will be back tomorrow.\n\n⸻\n |