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| Lost $150 today big L. First loss in 6 days |
| ITT:massive over reaction to a down day when the S&P is still up big recently. Over 5% in a single month even after today. |
| Pee pee 🙂 |
| Bonds have more risk than commonly thought. |
| Bro the secret with bodog was to go to your bank after losses and fill out an affidavit saying the charges weren’t authorized. An offshore unregulated casino isn’t going to wade into US civil court, they had zero recourse. \n\nIt was the ultimate freerole, collect it win, burn the account and get money back if lost\n |
| No. I do not just "not file" my taxes. Fuck that shit. Im a professional contractor and I like being able to operate a business. |
| Too many regular redditards have infested this sub tbh |
| DOGE was so fucking stupid lmao\n\n“I don’t see any immediate need for this, therefore it is useless”\n |
| I hope 🥭 has his best chef preparing the best 🌮 anyone’s ever seen. China buying chips from Intel and giving up their country to make them the 51st state. |
| Hopefully BIDU pumps Monday all in on China |
| ER when I hedge with puts: +23%\n\nER when I don't: -19% |
| All options died today. |
| I don’t do 0DTE anymore. 1DTE calls and puts are my new friends |
| Highest close 30yr real yields since 2002. LMAO |
| honestly they probably have spy contacts |
| I told you I would be back to clown on you when you were wrong. You were. Next time I post, keep your mouth shut . Or try taking good advice, maybe you’ll stop losing your money |
| Starting a discord only $20/m to see my losing plays |
| Just watched that CBRS debut video. If that company isn't a scam then I'm a profitable trader |
| Saving some cash here for some space calls as space sector dip and SpaceX ipo gets closer |
| Are my 2 2028 spy 1010c cooked,? |
| I don’t usually drink but this might be the weekend to start |
| Looks like when your mom tells you to walk around to try out your new shoes. |
| love KSS at this price |
| WSB doomer mode...engaged. |
| The stock will rise.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOr drop |
| pouring it out into my mouth |
| There is a sign offering both on my work commute. |
| Hell yea. Mr. Master Money Printer himself.\n\nCovid came and JPOW kick started that printing machine like no other in history.\n\nBRRRRRRRRAP!!!!! |
| He has a whole social media platform go yell into that void |
| Bers have one day and suddenly they’re geopolitical scientists again |
| You can in theory but if you want a lookalike of the rose you are admiring you need a clone. You root a cutting or graft it. |
| Those were the days we will say |
| We would be in the greatest depression if it weren’t for him |
| I’m under the radar 😏 |
| China won the last 2 years |
| If you compare MU with POET , you are big level of regard |
| Do you think they are broke or something? 300k/year isn’t much to those people. |
| I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding about this war. Iran's threshold for pain is essentially infinite our threshold for pain is extremely low |
| What in the intellectual fuck is this |
| https://preview.redd.it/14onwnsind1h1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b5df220d06ab1732d155e1cfeb185d8c088488e\n\n |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/kingTOMAHAWK89 made a bet that SPY would go to 720.0 within **3 days** when it was 738.11 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Yeah it's called the "Taiwan for Iran" trade and we bomb more. |
| Ngl 🇨🇳 won the week |
| Pour one out for Big Daddy Jerome Powell. A moment of silence please. He was the savior we needed but didn't deserve 🍺🍺🫡 |
| \> it seems 🥭 does not the understand the fact that corporate regulation exists to save capitalism from itself during crises and function as a token compromise with proles to maintain bourgeoise rule over the state. \n\> 🥭 deregulating and trying to prop up markets and finance is inherently an bearish signal because it increases the risk of civil unrest among proles and destabilizes pre-existing financial relations between factions of the ruling classes \n\> Global Credit/Debt Market shat themselves in Friday with Government Bonds reaching critical yields \n\ntherefore every TACO attempt and market pumping attempt by 🥭 increases the bearishness of markets combined with frozen credit markets and liquidity this will cause an major market downturn sometime soon. |
| Yeah, if it hits 6%, I’m in. |
| Dude it happens, maybe time to build some checklist items into your trading. Have I checked a,b, and c if yes execute (with a, b or c being check the value or lot size of trade (preferably notional value since you could have different multipliers on lots)) |
| What the |
| Least get-rich-quick-inclined WSB enjoyer. |
| Thought that too with AMD, it then proceeded to jump 20% after hours after running up 75% into earnings |
| Anyone of you just not file your 2025 taxes and pay your capital gains? Doge fired 25% of the IRS workforce lol |
| His only beef with JPOW was that he cut rates right before the election. |
| I think you’ll hit it this weekend or next week. |
| VRT already run up mad, will it still pump after earnings? stocks unstoppable |
| Zoom out retard. |
| It should cost real money a fine to post fake stories. Seriously all journalistic integrity has long been dead. |
| Media is so focused on oil prices being the driver of inflation and completely ignoring the enormous elephant in the room that is the squeeze on semi conductors |
| UNH what happened ? |
| https://preview.redd.it/om9495mand1h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f6dee189c69255fb72a3b942517733e6b14f76d\n\n |
| Y’all are true regards and gullible as hell |
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| wow people got out of semis real quick. in out |
| Half cash, half stock... thats how Warren Buffet likes to... |
| Congrats |
| You didn't list successes. List both, compare it. They you will know he still needs to be CEO or not. |
| Doesnt the board get paid in ...MSFT stock though? Like how does this not affect the board's money like it would anyone else? |
| Why does it come in waves?\n\n\nWhy every 2 years do I have the pick of several very attractive crazy women then nothing till it happens again?\n\n\nWhy can't they just be one continuous stream?\n\n\nOne after the other after the other? |
| Candles only go up? |
| I am so sick playing options |
| Oh. Ofc |
| If 🥭 wants his precious rate cuts (for his own benefits zero fucks about economy) he needs to stop the war immediately to cool off the bond market and ease inflation due to oil prices. So there won't be any other attack is more important for him to make more billions before he leaves office than continuing with the war. |
| Also chairman has a 10-year term. |
| He was just trying to help Xi buy some puts |
| Believe it or not, calls. |
| Just dumb shit as usual |
| Well done buddy |
| #Motherfuckers always trying to keep a playa down LMAO🤌🏾 |
| Down a whole %, it’s over. The bubble has popped and I will never recover from this. Trump stole my money! |
| 50c/50s |
| Trumps English is not so good so I think we’re safe .Yo-semite is proof of this |
| They should of sold the top 🤷♂️ |
| Duh. Msft has never created anything good ever...how the hell could they AI? |
| I have started to derive a certain pleasure and europhia from losing. It might even be sexual. |
| They’re retired |
| He managed to bring it up to 3 trillion. You try and make a company worth that much. There is a lot that’s happening behind the scenes that may not be even disclosed |
| Did mango dude tweet at all ? |
| It do be like that when you full port every day |
| Are MU calls expiring next week fucked |
| Oh no. Not 2 years of flat trading. How long has he been ceo? |
| I’ll lyk when I take a big position, then we’ll truly be at the top |
| Does it help you?. |
| NXXT is a awful stock riddled with red flags and bad news.\n\nObviously I own the stock |
| Never fails |
| makes me feel much better about my 3k loss |
| Yeah I don’t get this part. I guess the market should NEVER go down. |
| When was the last time Berkshire or Buffet did something actually well and successful without starting to buy during world war 2 ? Like these guys haven‘t had any success in forever |
| 🌮 still in Ghyna? |
| 🤣 same |
| Like, last week? |
| https://preview.redd.it/64tinusvmd1h1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7f8346c98d1555fb3282b2d7ff3b4a71e2645de\n\n |
| Maybe it turned out to be too costly. Those decisions didn’t warrant him towards reaching a 3T market cap |
| But to be fair, their text does resemble stick figures... |
| Oh boy 🤦♂️ |
| yeah any idea why it barely moved? |
| yes |
| 😩 |
| So tired of TSLA edging 500 |
| Yes qqq did me dirty 🙁 |
| Maybe quit trading, you aren’t good at it. MU dump was the easiest fucking prediction. U fumbled it. How much did you lose today? I turned $500 into 3.5k. |
| Unless the diary is written in pictures, any secrets are still safe within those pages. |
| 2 red days in a week?! something is fishy |
| The FIG guy was posting daily the last two weeks. Bought in for a few thousand and it’s been a nice win. |
| that's not his diary its the death note his name is in it |
| Wtf |
| Yeah right... Dont be a bitch say you gambled and fucked up |
| And yet today was the day their stock price shot up when everyone else’s was down… |
| My dog is scared of the dog food bag all of a sudden. Broken dog |
| Hahah pussy! Y so offended |
| Software |
| Dude he can't speak English, but he can read Mandarin? |
| so 🥭 rounding up all those tech ceos like the avengers was for literally nothing? who would've thought😂 |
| Last Tuesday was red there was no taco it was impressive |
| Hopefully this will be the case for mu. Gott offload these heavy baggers |
| https://www.wsj.com/finance/spacex-is-aiming-to-go-public-on-june-12-in-what-stands-to-be-biggest-ipo-ever-2662311b?st=XcJCbv\n\nSpaceX coming to trade on NASDAQ on June 12. The question is how can we invest pre-IPO with limited money 5-10k without restriction on sales or holding period. |
| Tryna control the urge to sell because 🌮 Tuesday |
| Pissing out of my ass, is that a number 3? |
| Somebody or group likely were forced to sell a lot of bonds.\n\nBut honestly it doesn't matter. The same thing that always happens will again. US will step in and suppress yields so they don't go higher. |
| Simple because they pumped real high due to OpenAI. Now they are really exposed to OpenAI downturn, it will take Microsoft with it. |
| Is the dip in the room with us, fuck you |
| Had to go kiss the ring of the new king of the world Xi |
| If we are, trump wouldn’t tell us … |
| Tacos are on Tuesday derp |
| I love how reductionist the regards get |
| Pretty much the same with everything |
| I’m hodling 200 shares at $5.19, so I’m currently 25% green. \n\nWe’ll see. \n |
| He’s close to the color of a mandarin orange so maybe 🤔 |
| Check the website |
| "When everyone is racing IPOs to the market, the top is pretty close" has been one of the most reliable top indicators for decades lol. |
| POET at $6: “LMAO scam”\n\nPOET at $15: “I’m a poet and you know it!”\n\nPOET at $6: “LMAO scam”\n\nPOET at $24: “I’m a poet and you know it! \n\nPOET at $15: “LMAO scam” |
| at this point just go all in on monday.. end the suffering sooner rather than drawing it out |
| May be time to start shorting GLD. If yields are just gonna rip, GLD puts are an easy play. |
| Say these words “I Was Wrong” |
| Well, yeah but if you're like me and deploy 100% of you casy into calls the day before this happens, you feel it a lot more |
| Mango better preparing the most delicious taco he’s ever put his mind to because wtf |
| I didn’t and lost so bad . Lucky u |
| LMAO As if they couldn't possibly telegraph harder they think the top is in. |
| Are you still gay and broke? Just checking! |
| Oh man, im lucky as fuck that I closed out those calls yesterday homies. We'll see if we get any tacos next week though |
| I’m going to sell deep in the money calls. Bingo! |
| Honestly he's got strong brat vibes. |
| Calling him Ping is like calling a guy named James Mes |
| \*i showspeed trying not to laugh gif\* |
| It is how to train your top, to top you, that is the Top G training being offered. \n\nHe smokes the cigar after, to cover the smell of his tears and walks of the lower back pain. 😉 |
| Today was the day I decided to place some NVIDIA calls only 10 contracts $ 500, lost $100. Small beans I know but feel betrayed by all this Bull talk. \n\nToo much chop so decided to sell. \n\nBy betrayed I mean I had been watching and waiting and when I finally decide to place some money it goes cold. |
| as the straightest gay bear you'll ever meet, nay. I sold off that little rip a couple weeks early and I'm waiting for max bloodshed and a wild regime shift |
| Another beautiful week, down the drain. Hope you all had fun pelvic thrusting in my face today |
| First tellerium |
| People who downvoted this might actually be retarded. |
| Wen taco 🌮 ? He needs congress approval to continue with his war the only thing he has left is his blockade for another 20 days. |
| Greedy goblin dug too deep 😮💨😩 |
| Im so stupid for fomoing holy fuck. Its almost comical |
| Killing it honestly. Mine is 5% options 95% gone |
| Did anyone here dare play NXXT? going crazy after hours |
| Sorry didn't answer your question on 401k. Just want to clarify.\n\nYes I have one but it doesn't matter because I'm not short-sighted.\n\nIf we keep printing money like this, there's not going to be a country to retire to. That's what people don't understand. Call it "Quantitative Easing" or "Reserve Management Purchases" it's all the same shit. But printing money to buy back debt market can't absorb has been attempted countless times by otherwise great civilizations and it rapidly leads to collapse. It seems slow and seemingly solves the debt problem, at first. But then it spirals uncontrollably. If you are not aware of this, you haven't studied history enough.\n\nBelieve me, if you aren't in positions of incredible power already or have a bunker to flee to on an island, you are going to suffer. In Germany, "rich" urbanites traded gold, fine rugs, grand pianos furniture to farmers for sack of a potatoes during hyperinflation. The economy literally ceases to function. They had to delete the old currency completely and start from scratch. The suffering partially fueled the rise of Nazis and "Strong Men" to restore order.\n\nIf AI is not truly the unbelievable change the snakes and tapeworms claim it is, that's where we are going. So far it nearly completely fallen short of the hype and promise. Rich want to invest in it? Fine let them. If it's great, awesome. But it shouldn't be on the backs of poor and middle class, risking the entire future of this country on "hope". |
| https://preview.redd.it/vgu3tr5zld1h1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e55f7b70e45731678eccb9fca37bb9cfc157ef67 |
| https://preview.redd.it/6vyp6rpyld1h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=814e21235f6f3f68285bbcd28a843ce7b4a538b6\n\n |
| I can never unsee his receding hairline and weak chin. So much alpha male for that lol |
| homie gave up his hair to stay ceo |
| 🤡 🤡 🤡 I made 3k from MU put purchased yesterday, how’d you do?? Maybe quit trading, you aren’t good at it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/qewyv2zwld1h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df4c3da73a71a90fe639a703fd8087cfdcc1b9f2 |
| Eventually it might move on reality |
| I’ve learned my lesson trading options and holding stocks. Only going to day trade leveraged etfs now. |
| Well, it's all a risk I suppose. Gotta lay your cards down |
| https://preview.redd.it/osfgeb5vld1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=32e3c809db06243ddf03975304a8d0c494645aa9\n\n |
| lol 160k in a day |
| That wasn't a very fun day |
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| my buddy’s phone glitched like that too once |
| Even if it were, mush brain can’t read Mandarin. |
| Except the bond market is the scaffolding of the entire financial system (liquidity). Stocks are downstream of that. They're not on the same level. There's no way the stock market can keep ignoring a bond market collapse. |
| Fuck all about this Iran what about MU RAN |
| Prompt: Why we drop today?\n\n\--\n\nChatGPT:\n\nMain reason: rising inflation fears.\n\nToday’s selloff was mostly caused by:\n\n* Treasury yields jumping higher\n * Higher yields = investors can get better returns from bonds, so stocks become less attractive\n * Especially hurts high-growth tech/AI names like semis and Nasdaq stocks\n* Oil prices spiking\n * Oil moved above $100/barrel on Middle East/Iran tensions\n * Higher oil = fears inflation stays hot\n* Markets now think the Fed may not cut rates\n * Some traders are even pricing possible future rate hikes instead of cuts\n * Higher rates usually pressure stock valuations\n* AI/tech profit taking\n * Nasdaq and AI stocks had huge runs recently\n * Traders used the macro fears as an excuse to lock profits |
| Like becoming homeless |
| A year ago wsb was hoping sundar gets fired |
| I am gonna need someone to make an offer on my port, half cash half stock. $56 million, no low balling. |
| At least get some alert to support you\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/kajapz6sld1h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04bd4d43c6f26d26eb76be92467f1e41b340b9da |
| Let’s have a pow wow for j pow |
| Well yes, but it works both ways. I feel the risk is greater to the downside though. A max oil chart shows this $100 level is extremely rare and doesn't last long. Even if I'm stuck a few weeks no biggie |
| I thought there was no deal w china? |
| Whiney bitch has to go to my profile to find dirt lmaoooo |
| Ok mu i really need you to be strong on monday and shoot back up. I dont even need profit. |
| What do bears talk about the other 28 days of the month? |
| gay gypsie from romania |
| she can be the head of my fed if you know what I mean, heh heh heh |
| Rough week for me after full porting into $NOC |
| I remember these posts about Sundar too. Buy signal. |
| I will forever remeber those peak, pre-AI videos. Fucking gold. JPow memes are honestly the best of wsb. Will miss him. |
| "Lil Marco! What does this Chinese say?"\n\n"That's English, sir."\n\n"What does it say, goddamnit?"\n\n"It says remember to be nice and not say racist shit." |
| JPow did a really great job |
| Damn I made an easy 200 mil today |
| ❤❤❤ 😍😍😍 |
| Rotation into value tech |
| "Knee how..." |
| the censored part is $Kweb correct? |
| This the equivalent of finding a c note in your pants pocket when you were 11 |
| So will the Tesla stans rotate into SpaceX? If so Tesla puts should be a no brainer right |
| So do you mostly play leaps ? How far out ? |
| Bearorists only have to succeed once though |
| You gotta pay extra for that. |
| I mean I had basically 100k guarantee at 22 so 21 I still made 50k. \nmy day job i make 104k a year so still ridiculous for the amount of effort this 24 hour play took |
| Maybe. Not a big bet. They are building another pipeline to bypass the strait. Oil moves on vibes, not on reality, so a few headlines and I'll be golden... Or getting a golden shower if Iran war escalates |
| https://preview.redd.it/l2w0ynchld1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d585bbc8a0b152dfcd1f4b058119f82ebd94588\n\n |
| Sick flair |
| Meanwhile longing oil has been free money for me |
| #Breaking News: Sydney Sweeney to be added as a Fed board member - Axios\n\n#LMAO🤌 |
| Have you tried looking at literally any of their actual business metrics? |
| Kind of amazing how VIX barely moved today. Puts are still cheap |
| Only if you think for 2 seconds that Trump can read Mandarin. |
| Because he more than tripled the company market cap and undid what Ballmer had done wrong for years. |
| I think the most important part of life is saying yes to new experiences |
| https://preview.redd.it/shq783jdld1h1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21f5e421339fc809d7601eebb44fa18f73043be4\n\n |
| Goodbye Mr. Market |
| Why’d you keep them so long ? I messed up a call today but it at least at one point today it was positive |
| Letterman was amazing. Look up the one where he relentlessly torments Paris Hilton about being in jail 🤣 |
| Hope so |
| https://preview.redd.it/1sk3cveald1h1.jpeg?width=875&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9617b3e28e58a224d16cdaf190e99232a843f985\n\n(censored due to auto bot deleting my sheet) |
| Microsoft is the cuck of tech companies. It sits in the corner doing its own thing just watching. Everyone knows they're basically irrelevant but they have too much money to kick out of the bedroom. |
| Bruh they gonna read this at your confirmation💀 |
| Et tu, Brute? |
| "Oh wow, this guy can't even write. He's just doing all these funny little drawings. What an idiot" |
| Skype wasn’t beat by zoom. They used it to make Microsoft Teams which did better than zoom. Also the reason share price hasn’t moved in 2 years was because they were so expensive in terms of multiple paying for the stock even though they’ve had fantastic quarters. The multiple has been reeled back in because they have made alot more money and is at a better level now. Nothing he can do if the stock multiple gets ahead of itself. They also don’t have a “ai” company even though they’ve are a hyperscaler building data centers. They also own a lot of open ai so they are tied to them and if they do better than Microsoft does better. |
| “Our sources report this is standard procedure and he was on a secret mission for the CIA; this president is amazing, also you can thank Ron DeSantis for a pep talk leading up to the trip” - Fox News, probably |
| #I was hoping to get rich today but I guess it will have to be next week LMAO🤌 |
| Only African scammers use what’s app for talk groups bro |
| Bullshit, when the state both issues the bonds AND controls (rigs) the inflation calculation methodology. |
| He's not a top |
| https://preview.redd.it/ays5wm57ld1h1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52a72d5ec44aff7dbebe8e3c358dc0e05c00bfa6\n\n |
| Oh me too they are my friends !! |
| what’s a bean bank |
| Needed some loss porn on this sub, shit was getting out of hand |
| Pakistani source: Iran will consider nuclear talks at a much later date, if the US stops it's blockade and allows the IRGC to charge tolls. Oh and the US has to pay reparations. |
| stocks go up |
| Discounted everything you said when you said excel is obsolete. Obviously no real experience in the business world because excel will probably outlive you |
| Last year everyone was saying the same thing about Sundar Pichai and google, and glazing this guy. Now it's opposite. |
| Then stood up and gave Xi's speech like it was nothing. That's a pure alpha move. |
| Hell yeah brother |
| Even with 13k, i wouldnt do 0dte! |
| retail is about to be slaughtered |
| Join\n\nThey might know something cool |
| Fuck your genius..😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Or.. Xi leaves a folder with "Buy Blockbuster" and awaits the inevitable "Truth Social" post |
| Timing the market > Time in the market. |
| straight on max pain 739 lol. On rails, basically |
| Ballmer was right with the windows phone too and buying Nokia was a master stroke.\nHis execution was poor and that’s where he would have done so much better with a right hand man. |
| Its possible the $SPCX IPO is to ASTS / RKLB as the $COIN IPO was to Bit Corn.\n\nIf that is the case should see some bullish price action on the space stocks. |
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| headlines don’t matter any more, if the strait is closed, oil won’t go down very much for very long |
| It keeps trending up stop doing that. The lows are less low now |
| It’s next weekend my bad. Memorial Day |
| #20 years from today one of us will become the Fed chairman. I promise you that if it's me I'll do whatever it takes to pump the markets for you guys. LMAO🤌 |
| Don't fret.\n\nJ.Pow is staying\n\nOn board Fed |
| What’s their strategy as a company? What’s the White space that they hope to occupy? They’ve long given up being a consumer facing products company like Apple. What they should do is spin off Xbox and just become a pure enterprise play. Windows needs to be refocused into a kick ass OS with native apps that actually talk and work with each other with a common interface and consistent UX/UI |
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| Kung Foo Grip. |
| They are legit I gave them my bank login so they can manage my accounts. |
| Fuck thank god |
| ❤ |
| He’s out? |
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| JP10Y **2.718**% |
| https://preview.redd.it/4otym0uukd1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2e788abfe7aabf730cbd754c0b1f5574fc9a999\n\n |
| Lol, as if he could read Chinese characteres, hahahaha |
| What percent is it now? Things are going to be much worse 🤡 |
| Too many nepo hires under his admin. This doesn't get talked about enough.\n\nEveryone's there for a paycheck and that tends to produce certain outcomes. |
| What makes people think it couldn’t be photographed and translated by someone with brain cells? |
| they have zero AI internally developing, everything is based of openai or now claude and they curate there own model so it's always 6 months behind. Copilot has not lived up, the whole corporate world is using claude or openai directly. Office suite is on a dead track, powerpoint, excel and word are obsolete of this day already. Windows OS will be next, Google is already moving to an AI first OS with Android, MS has zero footprint in the mobile/tablet OS game. Azure is what's keeping MS afloat along with legacy Windows users. In the past MS had the money and breath to get back up on top, but with how fast the AI space is moving I doubt they will this time. They will have to pull a rabbit out of a hat in the next 12 month to stay relevant in my opinion or they will be on a track to become a major victim of AI. |
| I did, no lube |
| I'm balls deep short at 81k (50x leverage) I hope it fucking holds for once, I will jump out at around 75-76 |
| Shit I was down like $7k around 9.45 then played NVDA rebound \n\n\nOnly down $1k on the day and Im happy with that\n\n\nTheyre out for blood sheesh |
| same for MU under 1000 |
| Needed to read this today.. like right now, my Exxon gains could’ve been upwards of %500 and sold at 171 so thanks for the insight and congrats on the win bro |
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| Weeklies scare me |
| Damn there goes MU |
| Breaking: AOL chatbots coming for your job |
| March 30: Market dipping, everyone fearful\n\nApril 12: Market going back up, SPY still below ATH, people still fearful\n\nOne month later: “Infinite bull market, way too euphoric, wen crash” |
| Microsoft earned profits of $4.27 in the latest quarter. Apple earned about $2.07. Microsoft is twice as profitable as Apple but the market values Apple higher. Go figure |
| Just found out COlbert is getting canceled. Didn't know he was still on. He was funny when he was on the Colbert report but that was about it. And I thought Jimmy Kimmel got canceled too I guess he's still on. Those late night shows kind of suck. Conan used to be alright back when he was on TBS. |
| My favorite allotment honestly. |
| I was 3% away from breaking even after waiting a WHOLE ~6 months. 😤 |
| Well, I've bought this level and shorted back to the 90s multiple times now, like a dozen at least |
| Is he done bringing attention to [his wife's academic plagiarism](https://www.businessinsider.com/bill-ackman-wife-neri-oxman-mit-dissertation-plagiarism-2024-1) or is he still posting [500 page essays (rants) on Twitter](https://braddelong.substack.com/p/bill-ackman-a-four-thousand-word)? |
| Shhh let the tds ppl have their fun |
| Have you tried not oversized on a 13-minute trade and then panic-selling after 3 minutes?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bmkex3inkd1h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=768c178bd9d9ee4d93893e6a9b4422a5ef5985bb |
| Rotation from Bear into Bull pocket. |
| Just look at TIPS yields over the last decade and compare it to ordinary bonds. It's a scam. |
| https://preview.redd.it/l4j2wk3nkd1h1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcdb93b249c81b257045b9fc859d9a93d1b8bb5e\n\n |
| 你好芒果🥭 |
| He messed up by discontinuing Windows Phone. Massive opportunity went begging. The best hardware, and perhaps the best OS too. Just had to get the App Store going. \n\nThey would have owned the data mine like Google and Apple. Now they are reliant on Open AI and others’ data.\n\nThey are stuck in enterprise space except for Xbox. |
| I wish saylor did his as microhard to troll. |
| You're forgetting that we aren't dealing with morons. The Chinese are very calculating. It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if that was the whole point of leaving the book there in the first place. Whether giving him fake info or just showing his character to the world, I don't think that was a whoopsie |
| Trump really is unique. Hard to find a man in this world that's written more books than hes read. |
| At least you're not Gary Coleman, from TVs Diff'rent Strokes. |
| You retards do this for every ceo. First Sundar for many years the recent run up. Then jassy. Now you pile on Amazon. I guess random redditors know better than the board of directors. Let's replace the board with redditors |
| Stop doing options. Buy shares |
| Gain is gain 😎 |
| cash pile with those inflation numbers hahaha |
| I was was able to enhance the image and get a clear view of the page he read:\n\n如果你正在读这句话，你是同性恋。 |
| Start of a rotation into software, or semis and memory still the move? |
| Yeah, him too. Add to my reasons it won't stay high for long |
| Got to get into before the world wide depression starts |
| There aint nothing gentle about getting reamed hard on 0dte full port calls |
| bro the only way the feds can cut inflation is to RAISE interest rates, which will crash and burn the econ easy. |
| Why's it a long weekend? |
| Ask yourself why the disclosed ownership is at 114% and what will happen when they trim shares. |
| Anyone feel like they got fucked in the ass today by the market |
| Google opex day retard |
| How is it fat fingered? First you entered it wrong. Didn't review it and confirmed the trade. Seems you are just a special friend. |
| Tell us how that works out. |
| Why the laugh? \nThey are resisting hard yes, causing pain economically for the USA.\n but Iran appears to have lost the military side of the war because its infrastructure, economy, and leadership suffered heavy damage while Israel and the U.S. kept the strategic advantage, and the longer the Strait stays disrupted, the more global pressure Iran will face. |
| Just got a message from a burner account saying that they saw my comments on here and wanna invite me for a private group… on WhatsApp be careful from these scammers |
| Next week is long weekend you noob |
| bessent is that you? |
| check my comment below |
| Most likely the food menu. Disappointed that there's no McDonald's on it. |
| My classic move is to have it hit $23, then I hold on hoping it will go to $24.75. Then the stock drops to $21. |
| Bro can’t read Chinese 🤷♂️ |
| Did he think the notes were in English? |
| Damn babe, just got the text they said the restaurant canceled the reservation?! I don't know what the hell happened. Ughhh I'll order a pizza I guess! That suckssssss |
| Just do a share offering |
| Shorting oil is pretty much free money. Over $100 can't hold for long, more can always be exported to ease demand, a couple headlines and it's back to $80 |
| No he doesn’t. There’s a USA emblem on the front of the folder. It’s definitely our documents |
| Microsoft won’t survive the next century |
| Let us celebrate the best JPow meme of all: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fz5lu5/the_federal_reserve_vs_covid19/\n\nSide note, some mod got so annoyed in early 2020 with everyone calling him JPow that this mod started banning people for it LMAO. I don't remember which mod it was, they probably are no longer a mod. |
| He did that with the increasing interest rates the highest amount in 15 years and one of the most rapid rises in over 30 |
| Sold my MSFT 407.5c at close yesterday 🤡🤡🤡\n\nMarket looked weak AF into the close... |
| # I'd take Peter Schiff for the Fed Chair LMAO |
| Except inflation does not kill stocks nearly as much as it kills fixed rate bonds. When prices of everything go up (currency purchasing power goes down), corporate revenues and profits go up, too. Unlike bond coupons. |
| nah, they bought weeklies monday and didnt sell for 500% gain Wednesday |
| how fortunes change\n\nthe hubris of it all |
| Lmao. You’re actually one of the few genuine re*ards in here. Nice to meet you good sir. |
| who dat? |
| It was what time ? |
| Even if it was, you don’t think xi did that on purpose? |
| Flat? OP how retarded are you? |
| # His Excellency, Mr. Michael Burry predicted this. |
| It was left there on purpose. He took the bait like a dumbass |
| No cash all options |
| Yeah I was definitely over excited. Here's hoping she gets back up to 20+ again in due time. Hell, I might by more down here. 🙌 |
| Look at the data, you regards! $SATS has a massive 36% Short Interest and over 11 Days to Cover! The historical bounce from the 133.43 ATH support is as clean as it gets. The bears are literally paying a 24% borrow fee to die out here! 🐻🔥 Lock and load the June/July 145 Calls before this rocket leaves the atmosphere |
| https://preview.redd.it/luldktk2kd1h1.jpeg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a4a6f3d7ccee934b2ab708e3de39ff51bbcc74\n\n |
| Good luck OP!!! I like the bet! |
| Steve Ballmer was CEO from 2000-2014 with share price statistically flat for more than a decade (and a greatly declining market cap over the period period).\n\nYou're big mad at Nadella after a _year_ of up & down share movement? And who do you want to replace him with?\n\nYou sound like the same angry mob which was champing for Sundar Pichai's head from 2021-2025 |
| msft actually 420.69 |
| Bondi fucked all the bols today with her curse. DOW hits 50,000 dollars, the next day we get one of the reddest days. |
| Looking at his Pokémon cards |
| Imagine if you bought puts instead |
| You seriously need help. I'm not even like joking. Call someone.\n\nGood luck with your $500 in leaps though |
| How simple the reddit folk can be to think that is what happened. Dude isn't a smart man but that's not what happened |
| DAL jumped AH \n\nMacy too\n\nole Buffy (Berk) put some money in and now it's everyone in the pool?\n\nI bought DAL when it dropped during the pandemic then sold when it when back up.\n\ni dunno about Macy's. Stopped shopping there when malls flopped. |
| Correct. But some people lack reading skills apparently lol. |
| Rhymes with “cornholio” |
| It is if we’re talking about the wine! |
| It had a squiggly little house and uhh.... |
| My portfolio is now half stock, half gone. |
| #Big Daddy Cool Big Sexy Kevin Nash LMAO🤌 |
| Fuck I hate long weekends. I need to trade on Monday |
| All reasons to dump it now |
| You know the G in Top G stand for _Gay_ right? |
| I would but I have an acre lawn |
| All he had to do is say “don’t stop building cloud infrastructure” and Microsoft would still be a $3T company. \n\nYes, it takes some education, foresight, and ability to understand trends and execute on them. But I don’t think he’s particularly providing unique value for MSFT. |
| Stop sleeping on $SATS! This is the ultimate backdoor ticket to SpaceX stock before the actual IPO. Elon is printing a global monopoly on Direct-to-Cell tech using this spectrum, and Wall Street nerds are trying to short it? 🤣 Market makers are completely naked here with under 50k shares left to borrow. The Gamma Squeeze next week is going to be financial violence. |
| Skype point is stupid because teams. Also the OpenAI collab was a bad idea because Altman is a backstabber. |
| You guys were half cash half shares today right? |
| #We didn't get Hulk Hogan for Fed chairman but we got his buddy Kevin Nash at least. nwo4life baby. LMAO🤌 |
| Leopold Aschenbrenner pussied out on reporting his 13f. He'd rather pay an SEC fine than admit he sold his INTC calls too early? |
| "where are the subtitles?" |
| That's because China has semi-nationalized companies that are backed by state banks which will eat a huge loss and offer low interest loans because the Party orders them to for the long term strategy of choking out foreign competitors. It's the same way that Amazon strong arms Walmart in online retail by using AWS profits to keep Prime shipping cheap. |
| Higher for longer baby! |
| NVDA earnings will be amazing. The stock will drop. |
| If so someone really did fat finger 130k in spx 0dte calls today we can all blame him for today being red. It takes far less than that to supress the market in my experience |
| Portfolio is a gay word. |
| Nothing to worry didn’t have pictures. |
| Sounds like space related stonks would be a good play to catch momentum/hype. Don’t know if I’d hold long after though. |
| I remember the time I bought puts instead of calls on NFLX on accident. I actually made money. Wish I did it more often. |
| Buddy doesn’t know how to read and tells me whether to touch the stock market or not. Funny. |
| im down like 26% from options tho |
| We had an inflation crisis in large part because of Powell, and even though inflation has come down, the cost of living crisis in the United States has only worsened. He's exacerbated societal dysfunction in the United States by effective printing trillions of dollars and routing it directly to the asset owning class. The scale and breadth of balance sheet expansion under Powell created bubbles across numerous asset classes. He's uniquely responsible for our unsustainable debt servicing costs. He's bullied the open market committee into an unhealthily hyper-dovish position now for almost a decade under the pretense that a "unified front" is fundamental to the fed's credibility. He's been an awful fed chair, and that should be clear to anyone who has more than a 5-year analytical time horizon. |
| #RIP JPow, we'll never forget you LMAO🤌 |
| The first part is not funny, but the second part is. |
| Depends on the wording the fda uses on the hearing damage, current drug says causes permanent hearing damage if this one doesn’t have that which trials show much lower chances of hearing loss it will boom. |
| kek |
| https://preview.redd.it/429wswnmjd1h1.png?width=846&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d6a865ab4220b91bd1e842defd6eeea9cc4067b\n\n |
| I feel AMZN is like GOOGL when it was trading at $150-$170 range, every dip to $150 was bought but never break $170 for quite some time until the DOJ case ended.\n\nAMZN is the same, I just bought every dips in $200-$220 range, it always guarantees exit at $250 range when I need to raise cash for my regarded plays. |
| Last year I accidentally bought 100 contracts trying to buy 10 at 3:45 PM. After I frantically sold them for a 2K gain I watched them go to 225K 40 seconds later. Not sure how this story helps your cause though!!!!! |
| been there before, you should sell before you roundtrip\n\ntake the real risks when you have no debts and everything is covered |
| That will never NOT be funny. |
| Bought those on open.. \nLiterally minutes after open you could have bought these and profited by 30-40 percent in less than 10 minutes. |
| This is not r/stocks. Stop making serious comments like this please. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0cnb78rjjd1h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ac1ca3a4e1ee23b626f7e6ebfcdb0728edc84af\n\n |
| your grandfather was a intel baggie in 2000 and now you have have become a intel baggie in 2026, the circle of life |
| 22 Jan 27 $100 for $10\n40 Jan 28 135/140 bull call for $.88 each |
| 100%. I have had some huge losses from not selling and just cauterizing the bleed out. It’s truly the worst hindsight feeling. I try to remind myself in the moment - yes this loss sucks BUT if I keep holding and lose more, that is going to be so much worse. Eat the loss and try to steadily recover. Otherwise that slippery slope can lead to revenge trading which we see daily on this sub blow up peoples accounts. |
| ELF puts |
| Temporarily, at a time when a lot of people weren't allowed to work because of COVID lockdowns. What good is a $20 minimum wage at McDonalds in Seattle or LA when noone can go to McDonalds? |
| I wouldn’t consider that looking up but ok |
| Double bottom in MU. $800+ next week |
| There's no way Xi and his team left anything that important unattended. |
| That was his book |
| to be honest I have a set price in mind before I go in. and I have a set price for oh shit I gotta get out before it is too late. I wanted to sell around 23 with the ultimate goal of 24.75 and my oh shit price was 21 |
| https://preview.redd.it/2d2lx34hjd1h1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e234f7bc520430e769e895e337b718acc15d2597\n\n |
| "Look at the data, you regards! $SATS has a massive 36% Short Interest and over 11 Days to Cover! The historical bounce from the 133.43 ATH support is as clean as it gets. The bears are literally paying a 24% borrow fee to die out here! 🐻🔥 Lock and load the June/July 145 Calls before this rocket leaves the atmosphere\n\nImagine shorting a stock backed by Elon Musk with a 36% SI and zero shares available on IBKR. 💀 $SATS is a coiled spring ready to snap past 140 on Monday morning. IV is sitting at a ridiculously cheap 67-68%, meaning we are buying pure leverage on a discount! 🎰 clip the bears, hold the line, and enjoy the ride! |
| Sorry i have leveraged shares not options 🙂↔️ |
| Can he read Chinese? Breathe if no |
| I like Canadians |
| Is this a legit Foto? Source? |
| Old UFC livestream about to begin music? |
| Maybe Trump is a $duo user, and if so, that’s a good 10 bagger |
| But you have a wife?? Unlikely |
| Anything he could read was put there on purpose. |
| Bill gates is a wild one for naming his company after his pp |
| Hmm I probably would've waited a day or two. That candle looks nasty.\n\nLooking to buy at 13-14 |
| ADBE users always want to bail, but rarely have in past because ADBE actually offered enough value that it made more sense to stay even though they were raw doggin you. I'm less sure now. There are some really great drawing and editing applications out there now! |
| But muh rage...!! 🙄😆 |
| As it should...that is the way. |
| He sucks ass but is probably way too cushy with the board.\n\nMicrosoft corporate planning is also terrible and they literally have no overall strategy.\n\nCopilot fucking sucks they don’t have a moat on open ai anymore. Azure won’t keep growing forever. Windows sucks balls 🏀 ⚽️ 🏈.\n\nAlso no one rates by opportunity cost of which it is so massive. This picture indicates they missed the boat on everything thinking of they invested in OpenAI everything would take care of itself.\n\nJust unreal incompetence. |
| two days ago you were all new millionaires now you're asking for bankruptcy advice |
| You just gambled and won, good for you. |
| #Finally it's Friday. Time to take my pants off until Monday. LMAO🤌 |
| I should have not traded today. Wife put me in the cuck cage again.\n\nFunny thing is I'm not married and I locked myself up. |
| Get ready boys everyone’s about to become Elons exit liquidity |
| Trump: “Meh, no Sonic the Hedgehog inflation stuff? Not interested. 🙅♂️” |
| Xi should've just trolled him by leaving a picture of him and Epstein 😂\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8okllom8jd1h1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4d758ec09cbb396039f15b886277608cdf96b15 |
| ☠️ |
| Ping carries a diary everywhere? |
| The CEO before him really messed up the place, fixing that is taking a while. |
| The sad part is this would’ve worked on any other day in the past week or two. |
| my portfolio pulled the same stunt last week |
| much do the James Bond |
| Brutal. Just brutal. |
| Good time to sell then? |
| I bought 10,000 shares of rycey for old time sake at close today just to see what happens monday after their 5% dip lol |
| Didn’t realize June 12th was next week |
| 💀😂😂😂 |
| "Imagine shorting a stock backed by Elon Musk with a 36% SI and zero shares available on IBKR. 💀 $SATS is a coiled spring ready to snap past 140 on Monday morning. IV is sitting at a ridiculously cheap 67-68%, meaning we are buying pure leverage on a discount! 🎰 clip the bears, hold the line, and enjoy the ride! |
| by next summer easy |
| That aint a port dude, that’s a checking account |
| In the interest of saving on legal fees, are there lawyers that help their clients navigate both bankruptcy and divorce? |
| Should get someone new, I heard Tim Apple is available |
| $KWEB is for boomers. Buy $KSTR |
| they probably even tried. hugely bullish day. |
| SPY TO 1000 |
| https://preview.redd.it/qyt62mhwid1h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba7e7a6e59a97a1fd8304f60f98f297299f11ff3\n\nyour wish, my command. |
| Lmao looks like the menu they are being served that night |
| Dang JPow really is going to fade into the background just like that |
| i actually sold $oxy at 54 its at 59, barak ravid shook me out in a ally and robbed me. |
| If we see NVDA start going up all the way till Wednesday it will flush … if not it will moon. prove me wrong |
| Yea during the day I am slow and steady and rational. I just saw the end of day plummet and it happens so quick - especially if you go from a loss back into a win. That’s the biggest lesson I’ve learned in trading is to think binary - win or loss. Did you come out of the trade with more money than you started? If yes. Then that’s a fucking win and move on. |
| leopold really forgot to file a 13f |
| He did an amazing job during the cloud push.. maybe that's all he was good for |
| Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
| Quickie Mart politics at play. Feel like he is not complete crap but a poo. |
| Rubio is thinking what is this idiot doing now! |
| My bad, but maybe I just didn't want to drag ASTS bulls into the thread |
| Sold my wife’s car on carvana for 10k under Kelly blue book value and used that to buy HIMS at $70. Lmao it’ll work out just uber for now BABE. |
| Nah they're working the prime time Wendy's dumpster hours friday night |
| It’s actually closer to 5 years cause this is post tax losses |
| Pichay is now my favorite indian tech ceo |
| Imagine when he came back to the secret service just to discover it was the dish list of the dinner. |
| HAHHAA that's awesome |
| I bet he still didn't know what it said |
| https://preview.redd.it/gjc5drcsid1h1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90a43b826aaa5cbb5ebb369fed32afb8199b9ad8 |
| based |
| because he. did the needful |
| MMs could have safely dumped the index -4% and every publicly-traded equity -15% today and STILL not a single monthly put would have gone ITM |
| I got a feeling MU is about to print a lot of “long term investors” next week |
| Keep crying douchebag |
| What about the perineum? |
| I’m literally giving you free game gcts semiconductors long term come on folks |
| "Imagine shorting a stock backed by Elon Musk with a 36% SI and zero shares available on IBKR. 💀 $SATS is a coiled spring ready to snap past 140 on Monday morning. IV is sitting at a ridiculously cheap 67-68%, meaning we are buying pure leverage on a discount! 🎰 clip the bears, hold the line, and enjoy the ride! |
| This sidewalk feels comfy enough to move into. |
| Pretty sure it’s just a buncha Rule 34 porn of Disney and dragon ball Z mashups with gender swaps. |
| Have you tried reversing it? Maybe if you love money it would go to the other direction |
| but I dont trade options so I wanted to make it clear 😅 |
| Fake news is priced in at this point |
| Are you seriously forgetting the dividend payout? Which other mag7 pays that much? For retail investors it’s not a big deal but imagine others investing millions with a butt load of shares. If I had millions I’d definitely pick Microsoft for the dividends + the potential upside of this AI boom. Even if it doesn’t work out with the AI thing it’s still a stable stock in the long run. |
| Sounds like a bad weekend |
| Wait this is an actual company, I thought it was just the nickname my wife, her boyfriend, his girlfriend their cuck and their cucks cuck gave me. |
| I do! |
| Target IPO date for SpaceX is June 12th |
| If this is your pattern just buy puts whenever you want calls. |
| I have nothing against your MSFT thesis but my belief is that weeklies are mostly luck unless you're an insider or you're playing ER.\n\nI think I'm pretty good at reading sentiment (inversing wsb is a real thing) but even then you can get unlucky so I just try to time when to buy leaps not weeklies. \n\nAbout the luck - eh, I got a disabling disease at 21, so idk... |
| They’ve gone 10X in his 12 years as CEO. That could be one reason |
| Held my calls over the weekend. Pray |
| Yo…. C…ch..chill… |
| My kids are with their friends for the weekend. Its just me and my bean bank. 😔 |
| Oof BTC dying just as I predicted. Some guy here was shading me yesterday for buying MSTR puts.\n\nWell them fuckers are ITM and I even got some 750p 5/22 exp, pretty sure they’ll land ITM too… |
| you have my condolences |
| Trumpstein Files |
| 🎶You're ridin' high on Monday\n\n\nShot down in May🎶 |
| Already crashing. Rug pulled everyone. Once a shitco, always a shitco |
| MuH SeNTiMeNT shOft\n\nfucking retards google opex |
| No i would rather scream at a chart and a boring accounting document in my room all day, but thanks |
| MSFT software sucks. Azure sucks. Try getting support for anything lol.\n\nI worked with ms closely on a navy contract the last 3 years and they just suck. Everything about the company was just bad, well I guess except marketing and sales, but the bullshit has to be backed by something eventually.\n\nHe should have done what Google did. Instead of firing everyone go all in on AI and rewrite everything to be AI native. |
| The only ethical use for AI, right here. |
| Buy puts then and post. |
| how trading options works for the average person\n\nyou see it go up day 1 you don't buy thinking it will go down\n\nday 2 same as day 1\n\nday 3 - 5 same thing\n\nday 6 you want to get in on the gains and you are waiting for an entry it pulls back a bit then goes back up\n\nyou decide to enter\n\nthen you have timed the top\n\nthe price falls and you become broke holding onto the bag |
| You’re forgetting Leo. If Starlink makes up a decent portion of SpaceX value, then Leo is undervalued within Amazon for future growth. |
| Lol first red day in weeks. Okay bro |
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| You picked today of all days to buy calls? |
| #daily reminder to read the Epstein files |
| Imagine if you fat fingered puts instead |
| After nuking my $120 port I haven't felt anything since. |
| Gas shortage / squeeze coming\n\nDD: local shop ran out of 87, lady filling 10 5 gallon Jerry cans at 4.57 while the station literally across the street was 4.29 |
| Legalize gambling every day |
| We're not. China was a nothing burger, but there's still earnings next week, and everyone has to wonder what mango is going to do with Iran. |
| Im new to options as well. I see a lot of people lose money with options, so what I did was throw 1k into an account and if that account hits 0, I dont do options anymore. Gotten it up to 18k in a little over a month. \nBut I feel like starting with a small amount to figure out how it all works is a solid and safe place to start without risking a lot. |
| Look at the data, you regards! $SATS has a massive 36% Short Interest and over 11 Days to Cover! The historical bounce from the 133.43 ATH support is as clean as it gets. The bears are literally paying a 24% borrow fee to die out here! 🐻🔥 Lock and load the June/July 145 Calls before this rocket leaves the atmosphere |
| “What a dumbass! He writes with pictures instead of words” -Trump probably |
| this comment is tainted. |
| the side eye\n\nwell it mooned over a pandemic? 🤣\n\n bullish indeed |
| Friday nights are always an upvoting drought with the chads and normies “going out” or “spending time with their friends or family.” The rest of us autists left here need to step it up. |
| So it’s not enough he took a peek but he also stole it? /s |
| I would like to discuss the possibility of entering bankruptcy next week |
| This is an ASTS post |
| Hahahah bro wtf am I looking at. Spy 750 put. Did helen keller pick ur strikes |
| my buddy’s phone autocorrects chinese to chickn every time |
| Priced in\n |
| Duh |
| Lots of misinformation in the slide. Skype for one is still around, you just know it as Teams these days. \n\nBut MS put up with Balmer for 20 years, he didn’t do anything to move the stock price. |
| Hope you’re doing okay homie. Rebuild slow and steady. Do not revenge trade! Accept the loss and feel shitty but then let it go. Revenge trading shit like this is what truly empties accounts |
| Intel to 20 |
| What’s the taint? |
| Huh which one??? |
| Pump and dumping my boi like its buttcorn |
| The gouch is the area between the ballsack and the balloon knot; and the grundle is the area that encompasses that and the entire ballsack and booty but *not* the schlong |
| PAMP it big boy |
| Lmao |
| as always:\n\ndatacenters\n\nmemory\n\nrocketships |
| Whatever even happened to that |
| But this time it’s different!! |
| Ppl shit on amzn for staying flat in basically 4 years |
| "Dear diary, I like the shaved orangutan guy from America. Finally someone i can put to shame at the urinal." |
| Gay vibes |
| We’ve all had those “mistakes” work out and pay us handsomely!!! 😀 |
| Normally I’d agree with you but AMD popped from earnings which never happens.\n\nSo I’d say 5% chance NVDA pops if it’s a beat. |
| absolutely cropdusting the trampoline park right now |
| "Dear diary,..." |
| Fuck I was gonna buy some lottos for the weekend |
| Not really. The risk/reward just isn’t there with holding over the weekend. If nothing bad happens over weekend, or Trump gives us a taco tweet, we back to ATHs on Monday |
| Stop sleeping on $SATS! This is the ultimate backdoor ticket to SpaceX stock before the actual IPO. Elon is printing a global monopoly on Direct-to-Cell tech using this spectrum, and Wall Street nerds are trying to short it? 🤣 Market makers are completely naked here with under 50k shares left to borrow. The Gamma Squeeze next week is going to be financial violence |
| Last week was my week |
| SpaceX doesn’t IPO next week |
| Sweet hunnies and big dick hunks |
| can we talk about something else |
| Value investor, huh? See ya next week. |
| Makes me scared for a reversion to the mean when I lose 30% on a day like today and 20% on a Green Day like last Friday somehow |
| But China tho |
| Got crushed today in gold and mining stocks. Was up all week.. |
| A hobby is a hobby |
| 2k i SL my AMAT, no use in hoping for recovery even though I do like the stocks, 5k fake money for the day, althogh I gained around 15k this week so not so bad. |
| Homeless and smoking |
| I already know 🥭 and Scotty boy is gonna come up with something and wack yields over the weekend don’t bet against it spy $755 🤞🤞 |
| Got back from the park and MU isint under 700. Things are looking up. |
| Trying to get it in before the crash. |
| This is why i did not hold puts over the weekend, but this cocksucking piece of shit is going to fall |
| america ❌ canada ✅ |
| regarded enough to belong here |
| Damn bro you're obsessed with me. You've got RaistlinMajeresRobes derangement syndrome huh? |
| My ports up 1.07% today and 11.7% for the week. Fully in cash for the weekend so I can enjoy it while yall stress out over whether Monday moons or crashes |
| Oops |
| Clicking a diffrent stike than intended, possible. Buying calls instead of puts, for alot of mouth breathers, actually highly probable. Notice how nobody accidentally buys shares, its always the horribly timed short dated OTM options that were "fat fingered". |
| He even got it incorrect, he said, “I’ll see you AT Valhalla, brother” the preposition is IN, but I wouldn’t expect that cross eyed dipshit to know that |
| How bout them bond yields, amirite? Let’s get them down.. (idk how) but we must. |
| Sure buddy |
| Bears are majestic creatures not to be confused with the scum of the earth Bers. |
| He is not a great CEO, contrary to what people might believe. He merely became Microsoft CEO at the right time when cloud services became a money printing machine, and he merely inherited the cloud services from Steve Ballmer whom people love to trash as a terrible CEO. But it was Ballmer idea to create Azure and go into cloud services.\n\nSo basically, he was just the lucky guy in the right place at the right time, and he end up taking credit for someone else work. And now that he has to come up with his own ideas due to changing technology, and he is not capable of doing so. |
| Sentiment finally shifting? Perhaps we can stop pumping on hopium |
| I went full port |
| you can tell taco was afraid of Xi. lol. there is no comparison Xi runs laps around this retard |
| The moment I heard recall will be a thing I decided I'm moving to Linux. This week, I moved. It's a pain in the ass. Still worth it. |
| release the (leopold aschenbrenner) files dammit! |
| I fat fingered two weeks ago and bought calls instead of puts when the market was tanking. Funny enough, the moment I realized what I did I panicked and sold for a slight loss. Those calls then immediately reversed and I would have made $30k. I kicked myself that day |
| I believe in adobe. I did a ton of research and lost a few grand. Its cheap by any objective measure, but something about irrational and solvent. Itll probably moon when i least expect it. But the anecdata says users hate the product. Or at least hate that they have no other option. Idk better alpha elsewhere |
| buy the rumor. sell the news. |
| If you fat-fingered, you could have closed/reduced immediately. I once bought an options contract in Europe and the contract was for 1000 shares (PUT on Glaxo), rather than 100 shares. Closed immediately at a negligible loss (I was not fine with 10 times the intended position).\n\nYou holding was not an accident. |
| Trump is the [captain ](https://www.facebook.com/reel/2229657777794243)now |
| Exactly. I might exit if it hits $100-110 soon |
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| doc said the same thing when i asked about my titties. |
| That's time, a flat circle. The software changes but the hardware stays the same, so we stay in loops of concentration and reform.\n\n\nBut at least birth control has relieved us a bit of the surplus population to grind into dust through bloody war. Climate change and migration should make the next hundred years...interesting.\n\n\nCalls on drones and killer robots |
| The video shows the US Presidential seal on it. That's not Xi's notebook.\n\nIt later shows him carrying the same notebook up to the podium later to give a speech. |
| Plot twist. That IS where his stop loss was set to |
| The Art of the deal 🙌 |
| That’s my worry but china isn’t factored into revenue for earnings |
| xAI basically is just a holding company to buy physical hardware and land with. It's not any different than Nebius or Dell in that aspect |
| Just rocket lab, asts is pure speculatory right now, f you are gonna go speculatory then might as well go spacex though you might missed some from others |
| Yeah. Avg’s down on spy calls and got fucked |
| Github doesnt own all the code in the world. And the cant use private repo for training, which is where a lot of the high quality code is.\n\nA lot of companies use teams now. |
| true and real |
| This market will trade sideways for the rest of the year at best. I'll sit on my cash pile and enjoy summer. |
| He's cooking in the back. Trust. \n\nHe has no choice. |
| First time in a while the market actually closed the day *very weak* with heavy distribution\n\nBols should be sweating bullets now |
| I don't have the heart to buy 0DTE calls, or even within the month. I have like 20+ call positions and only 2 are 3 months or less. |
| He was reading his own file. If you looked at the whole video, he took the same file and spoke later.\n |
| the guy 10x'd+ the stock under his tenure and y'all want his head |
| He saw a universally understood 👌 drawn inside |
| This market is a true piece of shit, fuck you (i still made money today) |
| 😂😂 |
| Cause free money duh |
| BS- they want to get in just before Warsh cuts rates |
| Heard it everywhere first. It’s dead. |
| \- China deals this week \n\- NVDA earnings next week \n\- SpaceX IPO next week\n\nGuy buys Puts. Make it make sense. |
| They used to, too. Just less because there was no internet. |
| Uhh did you not see the earnings? Lol retard gay bear |
| He thinks he can read Chinese |
| Do you think Orange man can read mandarin? |
| China |
| yeah even a dollar counts when youre trying to stay positive |
| He actually did a good job. Look at how he brought up Microsoft since bill gates retired. He’s also helping Microsoft maintain a 3Trillion market cap. I think he’s doing great in the current environment |
| I think if you were looking to whether the upcoming shitstorm but still stay vested. Lpth is the play. Its a nice mix of tech and essentials. Backorders for the military of several nations, an alternative to a rate earth metal, and hardcore imaging/protective film technology. While the rest of the market sinks slowly, this will likely stay mostly flat with some decent growth long term. |
| Nah we keep melting up till spacex ipo and then we dead |
| Did they tokenize silver? Why is it moving like a shitcoin |
| OP - question for you. \n\nOn moves like this, how do you decide when to sell?\n\nI have a tendency to hold on too long. I was up more on some positions today, then they came down throughout the day.\n\nYou sold FIG close to the peak. I'd love to know more about your thinking behind sell timing. |
| Yes thats exactly what happened after you clicked to "confirm" your trade. "Accidentally" clicked on the left side of numbers. Don't even bother with the Wendy's dumpsters this weekend you're not worthy. |
| 2028? Which strikes? They are super illiquid |
| Now I want a billion dollars! |
| Did the bubble pop yet? |
| Soxs might just be the play |
| Damn boi fat finger indeed |
| i'm torn. like ADBE should be a good investment now but i keep reading about how they're crappifyijg their products enough that users are bailing for other products. like how hard is it to keep your product at minimum viable product level? |
| He probably thought it was in English because he is that dumb. |
| I don’t think so |
| He saved us from hyperinflation and the stock markets still went up. That’s not destructive at all |
| Lol how the fuck did you lose money with mu puts today |
| What does that mean |
| Warsh Dez nuts |
| Employees internally are starting to want him gone too. \n\nHes been great but it’s time for him to go. |
| Is there any reason this isn’t the case? |
| I am in Canada so that's an easy 'call' 😄 there are lots of players to choose from including Enbridge, who will be in on the new pipeline stuff announced today probably. I like a company called Whitecap. I made book on Wed/Thurs but gave a bit back today, so far in my experiment I am up about 60% in 15 days but have not been doing moon shots just got lucky on SPY; but to think that's going to happen all summer long is nuts at least IMHO |
| I feel better about my 100k loss over a month last year now |
| SPX make is spicy |
| market averages a new ATH every two weeks and motherfuckers in here calling generational tops after a gentle red day |
| Sit down now. |
| And then DJ D Sol spun the hardest set |
| The balls. |
| NVDA is priced to crush earnings. MU is going back to $4-500 and even then it’s still overextended. |
| I rarely ban people, but after seeing this comment it's the only thing that came to mind. |
| fck, glad i sold most of my calls then aside from some |
| Gonna be a hot bear summer. |
| I sold calls for june not knowing about the spacex ipo a few days before expiration. Rip |
| well that's one way to do DD i guess lmao. buying chinese tech ETF because trump looked at someone's phone is pretty wsb logic. might actually work out though, stranger things have happened in this market. just don't put your rent money on it |
| Inverse WSB looks like, believe it or not calls monday |
| This is hilarious |
| I bet there was blood in it 🤷🏻♂️ |
| if this article is correct, then I’m planning to liquidate my RKLB and PL June 11 |
| spy |
| My favorite hobby is going into a really obscure fetish subreddit and commenting on someone’s photos that I think I know them irl and never following up to any of their messages |
| Probably just to fuck the bears. They have been trapping bears the entire push up. Seems too obvious to dump quite yet. |
| Lol wut |
| What do you mean ‘issue’? |
| At least he is saving on toilet paper! |
| what about the israel iran war? |
| Why green candles |
| Another retarded bear that cant manage a position. |
| SPX to 2000 |
| Ok. I’ll do it |
| https://preview.redd.it/wp3rhdgzgd1h1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05b63ae97c2665b103f31e94dc8f778b30995d29\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/wba8f7tygd1h1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9896b0d84b31889fd2a1565aa99c58fc33488944 |
| he might not been able to read Chinese but he saw $KWEB |
| Always until they dont lol |
| Scared money don’t make money |
| Is it contained? |
| I doubt that he reads much Chinese…. |
| today was the last day to get NVDA in the 200s. \n\n$300 next week after earnings |
| BTC TO 45k then 300k\n\nYou heard it here first. |
| lol and some room temp iqs recommending stop losses! |
| Yeah, he was a little late in regards to reacting to inflation a few years ago. But at least he didn't cave under political pressure |
| Ever planning on like… not full porting 😭 Maybe a 1/2 port 😭 Or even a 1/4 😭 |
| Today is actually the first day it didn't V in god knows how long, market waking up |
| Silver CEO should be fired for that carnage |
| It's hilarious reading these comments. Glad one person isn't a clueless moron.\n\nMore likely it was a glitch but yeah\n\nI saw it happen with BRK A once cause the volume is so low. Someone bought 20k under the closing price |
| Iran cares about both of those things, so much so that they're part if their preconditions for negotiation on nuclear issues. |
| I went short MU and bagged 200%. We are not the same. |
| Oh, for real? |
| “Jim Cramer says buy Nvidia for valuation not China bet.” Well there goes my calls for June. |
| What 0DTE should i full port Monday |
| Mf can’t even read English and you expect him to know Chinese ? |
| People that bought ath intel |
| Sounds like u have a shit job. |
| Could've been worse! |
| That’s disgusting |
| NVDA always crushes earnings, and then always tanks in the following days.\n\nBuy 5% OTM weekly puts on Thursday morning. They will print. |
| Could work 👍 |
| it said gotcha' 🥭 |
| 75-80% should go to taxpayer ownership. We subsidized all of it. And still are. |
| Spy follows pretty close with Nvidia from what I've seen. I think nvidia is spys largest tech investment. |
| Worst market ever |
| Lmao you’re really taking a victory lap. Bears are so gay. Post ytd pnl |
| I hate that this got so many upvotes just bc of an alleged green when its literally incomprehensible….. no clue what he did. |
| If you’re still able to “post on reddit” after fatfingering 130k, i believe you’re good. |
| Doesn’t most of the market behave that way now? |
| do you understand that probably he was the only thing between us and a worldwide Pitbull financial crise? |
| Looks related to Suresh. Brothers maybe |
| NVDA 240 Monday? |
| Especially as someone who doesn't have a huge account, I try to imagine what I would do if the position was 10x or more. Sure 60% gain on an option you threw $300 at isn't a big flashy number but if that was 60% on $30k... \n\nIdk just a mindset I found helpful to stop the pattern of one medium/large gamble playing off vs consistent small/medium wins. |
| Don’t know if you drink alcohol, but have a feeling you will be tonight. |
| Interpretive Dump |
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| Nature is healing, my portfolio is not |
| Satya Nadella ain’t gonna stop until he’s the only employee at Microsoft and Windows will be a pure expression of his higher dimensional superbeing. |
| TGT puts |
| Are you sure you don't have sleep apnea? Always needing sleep is a sign of it. Or ADHD? Or good ol' fashioned insomnia |
| Ours was only 2.whatever % based on the crooked ass CPI in October. |
| Yoo this foull but funny af lmaoo |
| Fuck yeah. Thought my July space puts was too early. Turns out no! |
| makes sense msft price moves on hype and newws |
| https://preview.redd.it/euo2svsegd1h1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc422956343af17357c9136379a6bd6b6860f513\n\n |
| You got the right mindset man. I used to beat myself up over missed gains until I had some real brutal losses from holding too long. Now when I take profit early I just remind myself that profit is profit and theres always another play tomorrow. \n\n \nThose SPX moves in final minutes are wild though - I swear they designed 0DTE options specifically to mess with peoples heads. The FOMO hits different when you see those screenshots of people turning couple hundred into five figures but for every one of those theres probably ten guys who held too long and watched their gains evaporate. You made money in market thats been brutal lately so take the W. |
| Spacex is elon's only good company, but im not paying ipo price for it lol. |
| “Green EOD” they said, “bear r fuk” they said. Where did that bring you? |
| A hooded oriole 🤣 |
| I sold everything Tuesday morning after the cpi report and bought oil calls. Idk if I'm right but I'm not regretting it so far. |
| No there's a fast track. |
| canadiansss in the us pis me off they act all entittled and shit like |
| It's hard to knock out a CEO.\n\nI mean he can say stuff about OpenAI but the problem is Microsoft now wants to try and get into their own AI? I dunno if that's gonna work? |
| Thinking of new strategy if this is top and we bleed from here..\n\nFor overnight holdings, I’m thinking big tech. Prob 50-75% cash |
| The real rate cut was the friends we liquidated along the way |
| But no one cares about the Israel Lebanon war, just like they didn't care about Israel Palestine war |
| Yeah lol. Nvda's last earnings moved MU for sure lol. Hopefully Ole leather jacket doesnt announce 1000x memory production |
| This is awesome! Good work OP |
| They're called 13F fillings and they get announced 45 days after the end of a quarter |
| https://preview.redd.it/0ka9z6p7gd1h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d588105473babc62c0ab3d09a2e90926b818d9cb\n\n |
| Sundar's dancing now. |
| I got stuck on my calls cause of PDT |
| popping popcorn for Trump's inevitable TACO to Netanyahu. today was a down day, so i'm probably not alone. hold risk assets over nuclear Iran weekend? pfft! |
| Huh I didn't realize that. |
| 4% cost of living increase but inflation at 6%.\n\nwork is making me poorer. |
| Just make retirement money when the new guy turns on the money printer and liquidity comes back, easy peasy |
| CAVA and TGT puts |
| Tesla board probably allocating a large stake of shares as collateral for loan that will ensure major buy pressure |
| Stop loss on derivatives or leveraged products is a horrible idea. Their volatility lends itself to huge reversals intraday. Now you have to be timed right, and right direction, and have no movement against your position from the beginning. The problem is position size not stop losses, your options can frequently go to zero and you should let them, size them smaller initially if the money is too much to lose.\n\nThe fact that this is upvoted 18 (I lowered to 17) is a testament to what a joke this place is 🤡🤣🤡🤣🙂 |
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| Hate to say it br^other but if you didnt sell deep itm calls/leaps or buy puts today, its over. |
| Phat man summit was sell the news event. |
| Your welcome, NVDA giveth NVDA taketh. Still up on the year I guess |
| Nah its priced in already. Its gonna dump. Like always |
| https://preview.redd.it/fuqfyc83gd1h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=129f9ed677a81e51a27c91aee7a7b6b667586da4\n\n |
| Because the board doesn't give a shit about individual product failures when Azure is printing money and they're dominating in enterprise software. Stock being flat while competitors moon is annoying but they're still a cash cow with steady revenue streams\n\n \nThe AI investment is probably keeping him safe too - even if it hasn't paid off yet, the board sees potential there. Plus firing a CEO during major tech transitions usually makes things worse, not better |
| Bobby Axelrod caused this dip today. 😤 |
| https://gasprices.aaa.com/ |
| The time is upon us gay 🧸 |
| ATH Monday |
| Lol i once called mybookie bc i placed a triplicate of bets bc i thought the bets werent going through. I ended up hanging up on customer support bc the bet swung in my favor. No idea if they were going to undo the unintended bets but it soumded like they mightve. |
| $2T yeah no thanks |
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| Calls on RL |
| literally expired worthless. Mu WiLl bE FinE |
| I lost money today |
| Okay, we'll see. Today was a roller coaster and I am an idiot but still printed somehow. |
| Holy shit this was bungled. |
| “The capitalists will sell us…” what do you think the Chinese are lol? |
| Yeah it’s def not for everyone lol I just love pickles |
| I have 3 747 calls I made 400 yesterday off 2 I bought earlier this week so I hope you're right my friend |
| NVDA beating earnings might also move MU |
| No crossing fingers |
| hold hands like a Chad |
| lolll when I was a Goldman intern David Solomon said he looks up to Satya 🤣 |
| You need some serious help if you're this worked up over a joke about a glitch \n\nAll that asbestos has really gotten to you, huh? |
| Wendy's revenue in the gutter. Nobody can't afford fries anymore |
| Literal term so far |
| https://preview.redd.it/gh1dcxuxfd1h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50a164f2272c5d0797aa08adf3818c35718a389d |
| Will sell at near 800 and promise to never ever ever. Hate the stock |
| https://preview.redd.it/vegvrwdxfd1h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00ae7b9878d4f77d57f45f8cd8c8e960496fba9a\n\n |
| JPow held the US economy up on his back with dignity and grace while a clown show was burning down next to him |
| JUST IN: CNBC JUST REPORTED ELON MUSK'S $2 TRILLION SPACEX IPO IS EXPECTED NEXT WEEK |
| We can't trade 31.2% of the year. 104 Saturdays/Sundays + 10 mkt holidays. Such bullshit. 😠 |
| Where'd it go? |
| Well the market pumped it to over $500 over OpenAI deal, now it dumped for the same reason LMAO.\n\nI think AMZN is a much better play, value wise, robotics, chips, AWS is still undeniable king. I wish I bought more during Feb/Mar dip. |
| Damn no stop limit is insane |
| Profit taking is code for bag holder creation. 😮💨👌 |
| I got 50 FIG $15p for next Friday. They were a $1 each so whatever. |
| New bagholders we welcome you. Put the fries in the bag lil bros |
| Yall want to romanticize this but this is how many end up broke & struggling. \n\nI know its wallstreetbets, but….. stay within your means kids. |
| lol if you knew my net, you’d be calling me daddy |
| I went to the bathroom just now and did number 2 |
| "Israel-Lebanon "ceasefire" extended by 45 days to allow more negotiations, State Department has said."\n\n\nMore fake news to pump the market. Lets see if the market will jump in or too tired of this to pump on next week. |
| Thanks, I hate it. |
| To be fair bulls won't be able to say why either |
| https://preview.redd.it/7h5x97fpfd1h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=707089f5f78936aa093ad61e8384c30a5fa28567\n\n |
| Damn bros. Which section of China is best to live in?\n\nGotta go practice my chopstick skills |
| Okay, which of you retards bought calls and made us all dump |
| NVDA earnings gonna save us all 🫱🏼🫲🏻 |
| Take a look in the mirror sad sack of shit |
| EOD today I sold my puts I’d bought like 15 minutes early for a loss because it was 0DTE and theta. 2 minutes later it dropped and hit my price target where I’d had a sell set before I canceled and sold for a loss. Literally if I’d waited 2 minutes I’d have been a nice gain, but I blew it trying to sell before they expired worthless. 😔 |
| Imagine if mango announces ground invasion this weekend. Bol euphoria might wear off as quickly as it arrived |
| Thanks. I got out of a couple shorts I was concerned about. Owe ya a beer 🍺 |
| I didn't realize the trading algorithms were programmed with existential dread about geopolitical conflict but it certainly explains the volatility. |
| I’ve done that. Went to buy 2 contracts a year or so ago. Bought 21. Lost a month of gains in 5 minutes |
| Ew |
| Get ready to learn Chinese buddy |
| Does your daughter run faster than you? |
| So what happened after market close today? Why did we get so many of these portfolio updates? Was this known before. Im so confused |
| Need to pay for STD pills right? |
| After making a decent 15% on puts today, I mowed 2 acres of pasture. Now cleaning a pound of scrimps for dinner. Burrito sized scrimp spring rolls. |
| Doubt. Powell was elected during a time when things were not about revenge. I hope I'm wrong. |
| Why you stuttering while typing? It will be alright |
| ygmi |
| He'd have to put three more zeros behind that amount of money to truly not exist in the wage cage. Which is a fantastic term by the way. \n\nFeel free to ask him if he felt like he was free of the wage cage yesterday when he still had it. The whole system is a bloated joke and none of us will truly hold true wealth in the financial terms. \n\nI merely wanted to remind him to live life. Hug his wife, or husband, or girlfriend, or kids, or pets, or parents, friends, the people in his life that are the true treasures of this existence. Everything else is just zeros and ones on a computer screen. |
| My guy, you should get off the Internet |
| Keep chasing 😂😂😂 |
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| Can you pls explain it so that its comprehensible? |
| Did that Leopold guy who runs the situational awareness LP just forget to file his 13F? lol |
| smart play |
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| I was of the same opinion but it might be before it. As all the other chip manufacturers have had a huge run but NVIDIA just hasn't. Not to the same scale at all. So NVIDIA can still go up but I have a strong feeling the others will just keep falling in that time cos theyve already done their run, making the overall markets red regardless of NVIDIA |
| oh, and there I thought PE stands for penis education |
| Specifically floating offshore accommodation rigs for oil fields. It was in the dumpster for the longest time but suddenly insiders are loading up and vacuuming the market. |
| Short the retailers. Except for Walmart. Ponzi there. |
| I love the internet |
| I try and capture 80% of the uptrend. \n\nBut yeah most of the time *m holding those and the returns are great.\n\nYou just have to be quick to get out when things go south.\n\nLike, if qqq loses the 9ema next week, I'm out till we get back down to the 21 day |
| They can lead |
| dammit now i want a drink |
| SOURCES HAVE CONFIRMED INTERNAL WH IS PREPARING FOR HIGHER GAS UNTIL END OF 2027 |
| Yes. |
| What kind of loser proclaims nuclear war. Fucken tool |
| I really dont think this is anything. they literally sold two months ago and this is a massive overreaction. The upside was due to their massively improved margins that the government pays them. Thats the reason it went up. BERKSHIRE Sold before that happened. |
| Nice. |
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| Total return swaps = June\n\n\nGet ready behrs |
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| Knew it |
| I was super depressed about my losses on my way home then I passed a place with $6 pickle martinis. I’m still depressed but god damn this is good |
| Shares? Meh, you’ll be green next week. |
| Bill Gates' Gates Foundation fully sold out of its Microsoft $MSFT shares during Q1 \nLMFAO |
| Only gays eat here, who hit on you? |
| Dam it took me 2 years to lose that much |
| Ive won on a fat finger before but it was usually just a put instead of call or something and immediately went in my favor. |
| 😏 |
| Lol might want to wait a few years instead |
| One of my trade accounts is literally called MoneyPrinterGoBRRRRRR\n\n\nIt has like $20 in profit off of free stocks because I forgot the login during covid lmao |
| Agreed 🥭 has opened a can of worms and there is no easy way out of it now. |
| Teach me goat |
| Performative dump |
| Hero |
| Weekend is a literal term |
| VRT calls? |
| If they were sane they would have begged him to continue as chair. |
| Show her your portfolio |
| It also ripped on listing, I remember seeing all the comments here selling immediately after listing. I would do it too if my company didn’t restrict my trading activity :/ |
| I've done the same, averaging down on a losing trade. While it works almost all time time to break even or profit (assuming you arent too greedy), if there's no reversal, that's how I lost 100k in 2 days. Sorry bro |
| Pumping before so they can dump for his birthday |
| NVDA $185 CALL - JUN 5 2026 - VOL 10,052/OI 5 660\n💩 |
| Bought calls first, didn't print, then bought puts, rinse and repeat until account goes to zero |
| I’ll fat finger your wife for ya now that she’s single |
| I don’t even like holding stocks overnight anymore. Fucks with my sleep schedule |
| AI fucking blows. |
| You should have munched more asbestos |
| Closed for 15%. Reopening next week. |
| oil "adjacent" look out guys we got a smart one over here |
| Bulls think Iran will blow up the whole world |
| Funny enough Twitter is now SpaceX. Twitter became X which got acquired by xAI which got acquired by SpaceX. So in a way this is Twitter going public again. |
| Citadel dumped all their $NFLX |
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| ASTS looking good |
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| Honestly today was because I converted from ber to bul |
| Monday down, then up to.. 800-850? Nvidia earnings are the biggest issue |
| Hey 3% on a 1,000,000 home is better than 5% on a 600,000 home. |
| down 69% nice |
| Maybe the restaurant will accept half stock half cash |
| Jpow Brrrrr no more |
| Fuck. This song is legit good. |
| sounds like a deal |
| That would be cool, but I have calls so no chance |
| Wait till you see the next few years |
| Certainly buying twitter was by choice |
| Pfft. That's like -3 from your usual. |
| Bruh this happens to me I’m immediately selling. Don’t care if it’s red. Just take the small L and move on. Easier said than done I know, but gotdamn. |
| Made money after fumbling twice today. Pretty good for a retard. |
| One of my oil adjacent long term holds has suddenly mooned 25% over the last three trading days. I don't know what that means but probably nothing good for anyone paying for fuel. |
| Bulls think SaaS is coming back\n\nEdit: DONT upvote me you god damned bears |
| He hasn't left |
| yeah but then i gotta pay taxes and it loses value every day till inflation. This is my long retire early account, I hope to just keep adding to it for the next 5-10 years and see how it goes. |
| Gonna miss that boy |
| Rising tide lifts all boats etc |
| I will go to the right |
| bingo. losses today were mostly emotional, face it. me too, ngl but dipped out early |
| I do think he really tried his best so I'll give him that but he really did destroy the dollar and hurt all the people without assets by pushing inflation higher and higher. |
| Honestly, I’m going to go all in, every dollar to my name I can legally put into this stock. If I lose, I lose literally everything, but if I win… |
| Bloody Monday into the most glorious 🌮 Tuesday weve seen. Im talking strikes on Kharg Island followed by US withdrawal levels of delusion. |
| This week so far |
| Honestly calls on rainbow trout spawn 40,000 strike July 16 expiry |
| The 05/22 Expirations had unusual activity today. |
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| Bruh you had all week to buy calls and you decided on a friday when mayor contracts are expiring to full port $100k on calls 💀 |
| Good luck champ |
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| exit locked in for market open june 12 got it |
| MU next week predictions? |
| I’m pretty fucking retarded unfortunately and think stuff like “oh but what if my mistake was actually fate and I’m meant to have this mega win, fuck it we ball”\n\nI buy the stacked up lottery tickets at the gas station people didn’t buy because it was the wrong numbers or whatever too… because imagine fucking not taking the ticket because it was the “wrong” ticket and someone else won on it\n\n… I’ve always lost doing this |
| They can probably explain... but you probably just wouldn't understand it |
| What a bummer of a Friday am I right kids? |
| Anal yst. Roger Roger |
| If you put that money into your bank account it's becomes real 💰 |
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| Going on a first date tonight. Shit |
| CELH is green in a sea of red, and I'm here for it. |
| I could now, I’m actually closing in a few months. Just hoping before I lock in the rate it’s lower than it is now in my preapproval. |
| Way to go, buddy hold those fucking bags |
| market was still green this week |
| Full on blatant corruption |
| Glad he’s staying on the board |
| Cooked spaghetti in my air fryer for 40 minutes and it tastes like shit. Completely burnt. Complete scam! |
| Legit sorry for your loss tho |
| Yes |
| He ain’t going any ware yet , trump had to get a different governor to step down just to get his new guy appointed. I’d be surprised if we got rate cuts this year. |
| I’d like to lose money on the weekends…😩 |
| 😂 cheers |
| Bulls don't think, they just buy lol. |
| Awesome. This brightened my day. |
| This is it |
| MSFT finally moved the nettle, all it took was the rear of the market to go down |
| Bulls will continue to be intolerable until morale improves |
| Oopsy daisies |
| https://preview.redd.it/fnmi36e5ed1h1.jpeg?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a13a3dbfa86ce371a2ba836abf49c7fc6920a21 |
| never understood people holding calls or puts over weekend like did you not have enough anxiety in the week |
| jpow is off to the beautiful money printer in the sky |
| Not trying to be weird or anything but NOK you can have my kids I love u. Best stock out there up 50,000,000 so far. Have a good weekend balloon knots |
| No proof\n\nPathetic |
| of course 82k BTC failed. now comes 75k over weekend , specially if bad iran news. |
| Man…. what the fuck! You’re so lucky. Your suffering ends here. |
| I won't even consider buying puts until after Elon's big IPO |
| Sounds like something an enemy would want. |
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| Yeah that’s how it felt to me too - even though we’ve had bigger down days. Just too much bad news. |
| Exxxitttt liquidityyyyy incoming |
| Are you blaming jpow for this? |
| another week of gains. shorting btc and with long tech. |
| The one day msft goes up... |
| Something don't smell right. You sound like an AI megabull but claim a mega crash is coming. But whatever best of luck and cheers. Lets agree to disagree. |
| Wherever you are pulling historical option pricing from blows, you’re probably just a casual Robinhood user.\n\nCheck optionwatch.io and you’ll see that option went as low as $.52. I got in at $.60 and sold at $1.70. It’s not exactly a 3 bagger…I rounded up.\n\nThe point still stands that you missed that movement upward from noon to 2 pm and you’re butthurt about it. I posted because I suspected this move would happen and made a play on it, and it hit.\n\nI then also bought puts right after 2 pm and sold them for a 3 bagger at 3:30 pm. But I bet you won’t believe that either. |
| Lol. Have you heard of the great depression? Sure, he could have raised rates back earlier if he was omniscient, but even when he did raise rates it was still not popular to do so, and this timeline is pretty close to the best imaginable timelines given what the fed had to deal with. \n\nJerome Powell wasn't the one who decided to shut the whole economy down for a year when the average business only had 3 months of expenses on hand. If he had not cut rates at that time to both stimulate spending and make bridge financing viable those businesses would have ~all died.\n\nNot to mention that he was the only person standing between the current president and his enormous pressure to drive inflation to the moon, while he was publicly called a terrorist and threatened with prison by the president for not cutting rates. |
| Wait until it joins the circle jerk |
| Trash scam to join the Nasdaq immediately and then leave 401ks holding the bag. Ketamine Elmo sux. |
| Gonna need 🥭 to feel stuff in his bones soon. My expenses are rising bro |
| The music is Somebody To Love\n\nBasstrologe |
| WTF is Western New Jersey State University? |
| Bulls think we need a new ballroom |
| POET main character energy now NPC |
| How about 8 and thick |
| It's on the website |
| Fuck trading is my view now. It’s a rigged game |
| The real blood bath happens after nvda earnings |
| Bears will say "serves you bulls right for being too cocky" but won't be able to explain why we rallied for an entire month. |