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| whats the best way? leaps on good equities only? |
| "S&P closes flat as traders weigh peace prospects" = algorithms decided to fuck options holders |
| Literally one of the only moves that make sense given all the target reiterations this week |
| This is why I buy cheap ass soxl/soxs weeklies and put the rest into SOXX and SCHD |
| oil dumped, but spy qqq didn't hold pre market spike 🫣\n\n\nin few weeks, realization will hit hard 🫣 |
| Constantly not picking the right stock at the right time is perhaps why ETFs out perform most options traders long term |
| PCE coming in before market open, too late |
| Your account is only $37.5k (approximately) |
| Yeah I was watching it during my lunchtime. One guy posted wait until the US market opens it will go even higher. But I saw the double top ATH at 980 that's when I knew it will reverse because of the profit taking. Also around the sime time dollar index also jumped so that's another thing that hammered the whole market. \nI said fuck that I'm not waiting for US market to open, it will reverse before that. So I just took my profits. |
| Theta gang 🙁 |
| Trade me for dick pics |
| and MRVL.... |
| I bought some Zs shares today, I think it's oversold |
| I must confess, I was wrong about MU taking until EOY to reach [$1000](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/2J5VjfjfQ3) |
| Salesforce is a $10 stock run by a bunch of mouth breathing idiots. Elon should buy it so you can see how a real alpha male runs companies. He’s very handsome, smart, and strong. |
| SPY |
| breakfast of champions tho |
| Vertiv 🍿 |
| Not even June and these fuckers are already demanding we ration our water lmfao. \n\nCalls on data center bans. |
| I support DMV layoffs in exchange for robots |
| 10%, rookie numbers. |
| Last time he did that we pumped to ATH |
| I wouldn’t match with a man with his portfolio on his dating profile. Take it out\n\n-female |
| sold from 800-850. im good, just issuing a warning. especially due to RSI divergence mimicking July 2024. look what happens to MU versus NVDA from then until the end of that cycle. MU only started recovering after liberation day |
| SNOW ❄️ blow 👃 |
| No that’s what they need to make snowflake |
| rip bro |
| https://preview.redd.it/i6fmfq2bpq3h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dd0a96b46dca2629ef9ae39456e9c997699c081 |
| CRM says no |
| yes. it’s when tylenol was “discovered” to cause autism. |
| Every time I go to the DMV I realize that AI and humanoid bots are needed asap for all government jobs |
| yes hopefully it recovers, I also have July sop maybe I will wait for recovery, now Im hesitating to hold UiPath lol |
| Yeah, when Bobby blamed autism on Tylenol. |
| But the market is forward thinking, AI will replace a lot of white collar jobs. It's already gutting entry level junior positions. |
| Using my penis |
| Is your port as small as your dih? |
| $SLS hold the line. |
| Why |
| ill take his share |
| Meanwhile I’m holding $ZS down 30% today lmao wrong side of this one |
| Said the broke btch with 2 dollars in Robinhood. Quit being a bum ya cuck |
| All in on WDC |
| I should be up big butt it’s flatter than a pancake |
| *SNOW puts was not the play. Fuck.* |
| Life is a gamble chat |
| Correct. Lmao |
| Salesforce puts all day until $60 |
| after all, why not ?\n\n\n\n\nwhy not be curious and put cucumber into butt ?\n🤔 🌈 |
| Buying a shit ton of SOXS $7c at open. |
| 😆 🤣 😂 😹 |
| Talks going well |
| this is way different from the 2000s, hundreds of billions are being spent by these mega corporations, real money is being moved, not fake ass websites. |
| Only 100 more of those and you’ll have enough money to stop trading penny stocks |
| Decided to make a tinder account last week and one of my pics is a screenshot of my portfolio. Somehow still have 0 matches though |
| lets see stocks after 5 pm and 8 pm |
| https://preview.redd.it/3mjilrn3pq3h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ad0a632e0272df8f4c1a074b53241132f34abd2\n\nThis is the cheapest contract I’ve ever bought |
| o man not again |
| Ye that would have been great. 😩 |
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| I have huge pp!! |
| This is the comment i came for |
| Trump threatening Oman is the top signal lmao |
| sucking nuts is a well paying business model just ask only fans |
| Pempa |
| Show yourself BEEERRRSS. Let us humiliate your tiny pp. |
| Ballad of a Small Player is my portfolio’s spirit animal. Especially the end with the offering to the hungry ghosts 👻 |
| Now tell us how you really feel |
| It just doesn't work.\nPlease stop speculating and gambling, there are opportunities for *investing* and actually understanding a Business and having a real and based outlook.\n\nLet's say you have thesis on a macro trend, it is a gamble to try and time it and its another gamble to sell/buy it at the right price.\n\nThink about it. |
| 2k on MUU |
| Tf |
| Why tf did P go down after those earnings |
| snowflakes on the tip of my tongue |
| salt to injury with snow mooning |
| Yea I did |
| i’m sorry that happened to you.😔 \nor \nim happy for you broh!🥳\n\nwhichever applies. either way, im not reading all that. |
| Hahahahaha |
| Same, figured 300 was coming |
| Wendy’s franchise |
| They have answered this question already. They ran plenty of A/B testing and did their data analytics no BS tests. They know already you going to pay and if not you won't leave the platform. Either way they make money. |
| Send in chat? |
| We'll see. When this inevitably pops, the fall will be biblical. |
| Semiconductor stock prices != the economy |
| Calm child \n\n\nBears didn't make you gay |
| 🤣 |
| That’s the spirit |
| I’ll take your gains and pay your taxes! |
| 🥭 announce iran has agreed to final draft of mou of framework of deal that clearly benefits usa\n\n🇮🇷 counter announce mou that clearly benefits iran🤯\n\n\n🇮🇷 (troll face) problem ? |
| META |
| well its not software. so what is it |
| ^ 😂 someone sold early and is salty huh |
| Shits a roller coaster right now. Scary |
| MRVL cant keep it up |
| trust me bro they know every time they look at their port |
| Should have picked now instead fml |
| My wife has a heart of gold, buns of steel and a boyfriend that gets hard as a rock. I am one lucky guy |
| Imagine not buying PLTR after seeing those SNOW numbers. |
| Where should I throw 80k tomorrow |
| Fck i should ahve bought more |
| Everything reminds me of when I sold Micron at $70. |
| https://preview.redd.it/41glgzfwoq3h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc9b7218424511b15ba575407090357b68b9d7bf\n\n |
| So we're measuring the stock market, based on the stock market, and saying that because the stocks of some companies are good, that means the stocks of other companies are good.\n\nI love it! |
| Let him cook |
| Only got 3500 shares at $7.67 |
| TACO ED ™️ |
| China and CXMT say Ni Hao. |
| They dont have to reach the peak of 2000... |
| if ur fr I hope it works out |
| And put into more mem stocks? 😅 |
| damn calm down my guy |
| Not a full port but I hear ya |
| It is kinda recovering, but I just have 7/17 100c so I have time hopefully 🙏🏽 |
| you start small first bro, then progress, just like anything else. people who bench 315, didnt bench that crazy weight without going through the growth pains |
| Meanwhile, I was 10%, and 5% up. Imagine what will happen when the market pumps again. |
| You must of seen it right? |
| BAN |
| pick my next stock |
| same for me on Fidelity cuz I'm a regard I suppose. |
| need that small pullback to add more NVDA |
| One of the biggest tech companies in the world |
| Wife’s boyfriend |
| lots of exhaustion in the market…tomorrows data will determine what happens next |
| Meh. MU was known as a cyclical stock. I wasn't interested in getting in and out so got out and never re-entered (for Luke 5 years) And boom. |
| but it's down??? |
| They mentioned AI, didn't they |
| This dude really called NVDA a semi |
| Buying no micron thats for sure |
| If the Asians have another giga pump in them maybe! |
| SO FAR |
| Thank you, this was actually a very helpful comment. I was on here during covid (lost money on SPY puts, classic) so I probably saw it being mentioned here then but I had forgotten about it. That explains the sub hype. Maybe it's worth a quick gamble. Thanks again |
| FUCK YOU!! YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!\n\n \nBEARS ARE WORTHLESS SCUM. SUCK ON MY TAINT. YOU FUCKING UGLY ASS BITCHES!! POOR!! POOR AF!!! |
| Snow cheap af |
| i don't know what SNOW does but it must be good because it's up 30+% after ER |
| Lol. Yeah sure. You use it everyday. Why denying? |
| Crashing upwards |
| MY NAME IS JIM SNOW |
| Oh, is this the sign for Saas rally?! |
| SPY is a bag of cocks |
| the only safe semi right now is NVDA. there could be a pullback starting now. but Nvidia will likely go up until August. i would stay out of Micron and whatever. saying that as someone that bought micron at 160 |
| I'm seriously at the verge of quitting my job to be able to withdraw from 401k fully and try this one last time. Fuck Marc Benioff. He'll rot in hell with his regarded cousin |
| 1.5 hours of nothing...5 minutes after options closed, QQQ hit 731. f me |
| My move is to watch SPY go up to 754 in after hours and then go down to 748 at open and bounce between 748 and 750 until close tomorrow |
| I do! |
| maybe just same for NVDA, the current price was already priced in the earning report so they all sold after hearing the report. |
| I bought shares and a small call position before, loaded a leap after the spike like a degenerate 🫡 |
| Here’s to hoping |
| DRAM crash |
| SNOW is proving that consumption based models are the future of SaaS. Seat based models from CRM and legacy providers are killing those businesses |
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| I bought at 77 and sold at 102 or something and felt great about making 25$/share 😅 |
| I bought 0dte beginning of the day, and then had to buy more itm to save that position. Im a retard. |
| would u rely on its own stock picking methods and just bound it or provide your own model? and what would the nature of that be, curious |
| all these chip stocks sans nvda just move together |
| Cause he probably bagholder MSFT lol |
| CRM is a piece of shit, dragging down the whole sector, SNOW 30% blow out, imagine wat it can do for NOW if it even pumped 5% |
| It is quite up but I chose to hold calls I've had since April. Praying I don't get crushed. Going to listen to their call, they often are very bullish and announce news there. |
| Top is or close in when this bro full port into MU.. |
| I have a good feeling about My sqqq Friday calls. 41.5, 43, and 45 strikes. All cheap. I think we dump tomorrow and pump friday over the weekend |
| Fuck that we are ripping to 760 tomorrow |
| He meant you have a small penis |
| Feeling worse than Bonnie Blue did after her hundred men bukkake 😔😔 |
| I would suggest you go with Allbirds then. |
| I was long both. Fun way to be even. |
| This is the day when you buy everything |
| Fine, none for this guy |
| HPQ WTF go up you dumb bitch |
| Is that where the AI lives? If so bullish. |
| why is crm management so retard? Beating earnings and making retard guidance. Instead of spreading hopium like snow. Next quarter nobody cares. |
| Joe can s my d |
| Ironically INTU, CRM, etc. would be great for the market if they could pump at the same time 😂 |
| Unload in my Wendy's dumpster worm infested bussy bro |
| 65 call |
| Fuck it, 50k into MUU. Why not? |
| wtaf SNOW lmao. was too busy worrying about liquidating on inflation report than buy calls to make some money🫠 |
| Now all the paperhands is out of the game. We should pump tomorrow. |
| holy fuck the Altipiano Ultimate in blue / gold rose is out of this world 🥹 |
| Wow bullshit day. Trading on vibes is ass |
| Why do you say that? |
| CRM - Market expectations where it was supposed to cured CANCER and solve world peace. \n\n\n |
| You are missing Lam Research Corp. |
| It’s that good now |
| last weekend? because i was bullish DRAM at 50 and under |
| They didn't beat their guide.\n\n \nGuide: Initiates second quarter FY27 revenue guidance of $11.27 billion to $11.35 billion\n\n \nActual was $11.1. |
| Everyone plays options here or hold stocks for a month at most... 2021 literally doesn't matter |
| Damn mrvl iv crush tmr |
| Why MRVL going back down |
| Ez, who care if it’s a bubble if you are making money. Vibe trading is the new in thing baby |
| Right now it's bags of cash, sold half for my original position, playing with house money now. |
| *hug* |
| Mom fed me Tylenol 😔 |
| Hitting the nearest dumpster for some crumbs 😔 |
| You’re probably ok. I think I’m fucked mine are for tomorrow |
| Chaturbate tokens is crazy |
| My HPQ puts are toast |
| CIFR looks solid |
| congrats! U eatin good. 350k in Options? Show us a screenshot, I wanna fap |
| # 🌮ed |
| Shitforce lmaooo |
| Wtf HPQ |
| Is that real? |
| Pretty wrecked, actually. |
| I saw a video. Dot com bubble crashed due to interest rates and companies having no actual profit. AI is propped up from companies like meta who can afford to pump billions into it for atleast 3 more years with no negative side effects. The bubbles are not the same |
| that's because you started at 70 not because your trades were bad |
| ZS down 30%, SNOW up 30%... choose your Saas wisely |
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| 759 cheap calls 4 me 🥴 |
| Someone bought MU 880$ 17 July worth $20M today...\n\n\nBUT! \n\n\nThere is also someone who bought MU 950$ 21 August worth $22M today. \n\n\nI think they just hedging 🤔 |
| 130 is the new floor |
| CRM🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
| This SNOW movement should’ve happened with Microshit |
| The market is perfectly rational, you're just looking from the wrong POV. Bots designed to buy stocks are buying AI stocks to empower themselves |
| Ooof. Sometimes watching situations like these feel worse than losing money 😂 |
| Salesforce is ass |
| Yo, it’s your turn to mow the lawn or pay a guy with that bitcoin profit. |
| HPQ move got erased |
| Sorry, I've been familiar with Corsair for years and what they make, etc. And I said "never" but I didn't mean that literally, my bad. I just meant today's the first time I've seen people on this sub talking about it constantly. |
| Well intrinsic is 27 / call, add some greeks on top |
| it's that easy. |
| simple maths. at 228, thats 228-200 = 28. so $2800 |
| SPY +1% tomorrow and I'll buy everyone a round of chaturbate tokens |
| im feeling fomo about not buying corsair calls today before the spike |
| 3rd play will hit. Whatcha thinking? |
| I bought nvda calls at open. lol. 🤷♂️ |
| $GEV - GE Vernova, Siemens (Germany), and Mitsubishi (Japan) are the only major producers of gas turbines in the world which will power the centers. Its up bigly on the build hype |
| irrational exuberance 🦋 😀 👍🏽 |
| We are seeing exceptional AI-related bookings, and as a result, we are significantly raising Marvell’s revenue outlook for both fiscal 2027 and fiscal 2028 compared with the guidance we provided last quarter.\n\nEz all AI and semicon to the moon tmr |
| I’m in the same boat and kicking rocks rn |
| Only if you bought at 10:30…\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/sufq0ui2oq3h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b490e6584c88468544ac26d09fa5a3c7f07666f3 |
| Going to make it all back |
| I was assured this stock would tank after earnings regardless! |
| Stores a lot of letters and numbers |
| Hope so for my sake |
| Terra/luna for oil. |
| Marvell killing ghey bears after hours. |
| why is crsr not up another 20+% AH\n\nwtf |
| Why don't you go fuck yourself \n\n>!congrats!<\n>!BITCH!!< |
| This awesome!!! Love this for you!!! Many more your way… |
| I took an L on that about a year ago, sold for like 10%loss, never touching that trash again |
| literally all it takes to make money rn is buy and hold |
| Me too , it’s literally “ educated” gambling which I can’t afford. I would literally pass out if suddenly 45k is gone like that , but I be seeing people making huge gains … and I am like wish it was meee 😭, I truly believe you need a strong income base to be able to do this , especially crazy calls like that… I am not saying like an avg 9-5 job , and if it’s an avg 9-5 it better be paying good to cover the loss |
| 760 and 763… for next week so we got time but I’m still scared |
| Their financials look a lot worse than they really are due to expensing of R and D |
| Me buying after analyzing option chains, watchlisting potential entries, evaluating p/e, reading earnings reports and current company news: -70%\n\n\nMe buying based on vibes: +330% |
| MRVL, get your fat ass up there, you know you wanna. 🥂 |
| Never listen bro |
| TMO 👀 |
| YoY up, yes. Down QoQ. Look it up! FFS.\n\n[https://s205.q4cdn.com/626266368/files/doc\_financials/2026/q4/CRM-Q4-FY26-Earnings-Press-Release.pdf](https://s205.q4cdn.com/626266368/files/doc_financials/2026/q4/CRM-Q4-FY26-Earnings-Press-Release.pdf)\n\n \n[https://s205.q4cdn.com/626266368/files/doc\_financials/2027/q1/CRM-Q1-FY27-Earnings-Press-Release.pdf](https://s205.q4cdn.com/626266368/files/doc_financials/2027/q1/CRM-Q1-FY27-Earnings-Press-Release.pdf)\n\n |
| Last time I made good money on mdb even with a 2:1 call/put ratio, it dropped so much I wonder if it’ll move big or go flat this time |
| it |
| What’s going on with CRM lol |
| You absolutely can't and that's why this will be a disaster of unimaginable proportions; Bessent and 🥭will make sure the US Treasury is his seventh bankruptcy. Price suppression with shorting only works until the delivery date rolls around and 🥭already emptied the SPR so Bessent can't settle physically. |
| Why don’t I just short Salesforce instead of long lmao fuck |
| How did you come to this conclusion |
| Hey so what's the strategy here? It's low and can't go lower? |
| DRAM candles |
| If you’re that confident then throw a tiny lotto at each and forget about it for 3 years, boomer notebook style. Worst case you lose beer money, best case you come back with a “I wrote this in crayon and 5x’d my net worth” post and we all hate you. |
| Gonna wake up tomorrow to MU above $1,000 😴💤 |
| A little euphoria is good for the soul |
| The “pump” is the high of day. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves lol |
| LOL, nobody buys shares here |
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| So my sqqq calls are getting blasted to zero after hours |
| Paper handed my calls at 910 today like a real bear. Sigh. |
| 🍆 |
| A tale old as time. |
| !banbet RDDT 182 32d |
| let it SNOW ! RBRK next week! |
| Ah, the after hours pump.\n\nOPEN THE CASINO, YOU BASTARDS! |
| A company with tender fee fees. |
| This 100% confirms to me this is intentional. They want to say 'no EV demand' by releasing intentionally bad design. Board probably asks for an EV push. Directors don't want to so they do it poorly so board moves on |
| after the consolidation today? You dreamin boy |
| Getting tired of extremely viable SaaS companies getting burned down just because they not the sexy girl in town right now. |
| Fuck salesforce |
| WOW SO FUCKING COOL THAT SPY DECIDED TO WAIT UNTIL MARKET CLOSED TO GO UP |
| I use it for work and it sucks nut |
| i bought 50 shares at 201 and felt regarded..... |
| Fun a account. Rotate among a screened list of momentum stocks. 50 percent same leap stocks : 50 percent shorter term call trades. Out down 20, up 40, or 3:50pm on them :-). Occasionally ride one overnight, but not often. This is an all options fun account. |
| “Man wasted two months of his life for a measly $230+” is the headline you’re looking for |
| Can confirm I sold my single share yesterday. Therefore it is about to moon. |
| Someone tell me 0dte aren’t worth it tm at 930am plz thx |
| Yeah this snow pump will fade by morning open. Book it. |
| What’s my 200$ snow call worth atm? |
| Yes |
| I mean, I'm in total agreement with you it's fucking dumb to pop the stock based on this, but there are still a lot of Meta bag holders who are probably hoping to entice enough people to buy into this. |
| Holy crap SNOW ❄️ |
| Well that’s the coolest fuckin website I’ve ever seen. |
| OUST |
| Everyone is buying every single dip from every semi, memory, and space stock |
| Bubble WILL pop. |
| I picked the wrong SaaS company to buy calls on through earnings 🙁 |
| I was putting corsair memory in pc's 25 years ago. |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| The stupid shit was the same shit that made me the money in the first place, 0DTEs on SPY AMZN and NVDA mostly |
| I don’t know what to tell you lol. Money begets money. The first million was a decade of grinding and saving relentlessly. Not some massive windfall or stock pick |
| You misspelled META |
| I literally said we would hold 7520 until options closed 20min ago.\n\nWe either rocket or drop from there, but someone knows something to keep the price so immovable EOD.\n\nIf you’re a bear i hope you sold.\n\nIf you’re a bull, lmao let’s be honest you sold at 9:30am |
| This is the kinda shit that made me sell right before it pumped $8 over a weekend, holding my calls, fuck the FUD. DRAM $75-80 soon |
| I have 767 calls like a moron 😜 |
| Does anyone like POET anymore ? |
| Need defibrilator for CRM. |
| SNOW just a small 30% earnings pump don't worry about it |
| Congrats SNOW holders, your share price is now the same as in 2021 |
| SpaceX, Anthropic, OpenAI. Might see a downturn in space stocks after the SpaceX IPO. Likely a bear market once all three IPO due to liquidity pressure. |
| I picked none so... |
| a company that buys a lot of Amazon Cloud |
| So glad that this time is different and a feaverish semiconductor run doesn't signal the top of a bubble. |
| MUUU THE RALLY CONTINUES |
| currently at 230$ |
| Depend on your strike… |
| There's a sliver of chance i'll see 2027. I chose CRM instead of SNOW |
| ~~AI~~ Retard Slop |
| AH spy pump? |
| Hovered over the buy button at 198 on MRVL at 3:59 today\n\nOh well. |
| What does |
| Holding SPY calls overnight for the first time in months I hope the MM’s know I’ve been a good boy |
| You need the ai bubble to pop first. Sam Altman gotta default on one of those payments they promised to Micron. |
| CRSR $12.5c 6/18 |
| Betting against semi is a bold move, right now |
| Some of y’all love holding bags |
| spacex? |
| Maybe investors looking for an alternative investment to Databricks (a private company)? Also how many times did they mention AI on earnings call? |
| It's always green that time |
| Maybe snow is just short squeezing rn and goes back to flat in the morning before calls print 💀 |
| HOVR |
| Phew. Was sweating that one a bit. Bought right before close. |
| Lol cute little notebook from dollar tree. I did that too back in 2020. |
| You can't beat TRUMP |
| I need a 15% by tomorrow |
| what's a data patform |
| Idk but they stay out of my beer. Probably because they can afford better than that old Milwaukee. |
| MRVL showing life! |
| legit why? |
| Believe in yourself. |
| Getting T-shirts made\n\n# I ❤️ THE MOST HATED RALLY: IRAN WAR EDITION |
| yeah it’s basically cloud data stuff buying $6b from amazon makes sense |
| This bot ruined my day... |
| It dropped all day |
| Then show THOSE gains that you worked for. I’m siting on 800% MU returns but nobody would care because it’s only an 8k return. You have way less than that, on a 2x ETF no less, but for way more money. Big number = look cooler |
| Hope she still with you. At least you would have that going. |
| *did I fucked up |
| I mean Facebook and Instagram are on their last legs. I don’t know how offering a paid sub will bring in any revenue. That’s a nail in the coffin there. These platforms are no longer enjoyable and for artists like me have lost all utility |
| Of course it goes up after hours |
| i can't stand searching for something and I see Copilot dumbass scroll on past |
| How's your holes |
| You see, now we are pumpy instead of dumpy. Gotta read the vibes. |
| Because it's an ai play |
| Fundamentals schmundafentals. DD never explains why stonks go up and down. |
| Oh yeah AH pump 🤤 |
| Again? |
| Best or worse case scenario |
| Just bought 10 contracts of DRAM that expire on 6/5 2 minutes before market closed, did I fuck up? |
| CRSR |
| Oh here comes the move from MRVL |
| dont think so meta will go to zero since its 100% of my port |
| HP up who even prints anything anymore |
| Msft +5% for no reason please 🙏 |
| grats SNOW HPQ call holders, MRVL shareholders |
| Management is talking at five I believe. I think she’s gonna come back up. |
| LOL CRM Calls |
| Calls it is |
| Were you always this dumb or did something happen |
| Wtfff |
| Snow bunnies |
| They make coke |
| Earnings and guidance beat expectations … should provide tailwind to COHR too |
| wtf is live chat...shitty thread |
| Shit why MRVL pump now |
| And enough of mommy and daddy's money to jumpstart it all |
| I bought 4-5 0DTE Meta contracts. Each for approximately $50, each ended between 600-2000, and I ended the day red. |
| Marvell let's go |
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| MRVL catching some candles now |
| data platform company |
| Don't bet the farm and you won't lose the farm |
| I thought autosell of contacts was at 3:45 et, RH sold mine at 330 |
| Data centers run on semiconductors now, dummy. Buy more semiconductors |
| There you go MRVL! |
| Of course I picked SNOW. Ugh more taxes. |
| Anxiety maxing with 0DTE options |
| Hoping for a mstr pump overnight |
| I guess we are waiting on marvell |
| Nas 100 limp dicked all day for a small loss |
| Revenue was 12.3% |
| Ok cuck |
| MSFT CRWV |
| I think an activist investor should demand the SMCI stops getting caught |
| The voices in my head told me that we are getting a 3% dump by tomorrow open. I shut down those ber thoughts and instead bought calls. |
| But why? The guidance looks good, maybe I miss something reading it while driving |
| Seeing snow do this makes me fearful to ever sell calls again lmao. Imagine watching that shit, your account is now worth 400k from 200k. But you know in the morning your covered calls will reverse that right back down 🫠 |
| Yeah the shilling to get people to lose money on these is insane. Its what happens when a stock like MU about to gamma squeeze and they wanna divert attention away as much as possible. /tinfoil |
| I sold one of my three contracts |
| played last snowflake earnigs lost 2k, now sold my calls right before and its +30%, fuck me |
| Why not SNOW calls? |
| MRVL numbers look mediocre AF?? \n\nBut I guess it’s semi so it’s all cool \n\n\-20% if software |
| Ok marv ok |
| Coming out with AI chatbot subcriptions |
| Seriously how the fuck are CRM and Adobe lagging behind so much with saas doing that well? Some cognitive dissonance going on here |
| Poetry |
| They are the company that makes it snow every winter |
| That should have been your sign to pull port OTM 2dte |
| Feeling a lot better now haha |
| Trump makes things not make sense. Add a nonsensical war and that doubles it. It wasn’t always like this |
| are you up rn? |
| wife’s boyfriend? |
| Because you want it to? |
| Sold my snowflake last week 😭 |
| Congrats SNOW bunnies |
| Holy balls SNOW |
| Ofc i went with mrvl over snow |
| $7450 at best |
As a long time MRVL holder, I recommend you listen to their call. They often reveal the most bullish stuff then. Be ready to buy or sell!\n\n Registration | Marvell Technology, Inc. to Review First Quarter of Fiscal Year 2027 Financial Results Marvell Technology, Inc. to Review First Quarter of Fiscal Year 2027 Financial Results event.choruscall.com |
| Good mattress |
| When prices are inflated by a supply crunch it often falsely decreases the P/E and makes it look attractive, often right before reversal. In the dotcom bubble micron had a forward P/E of 4-6 before collapsing in price by 70% |
| Loool yea, after reading this post it does sound interesting what corsair is doing. Not sure how well itll execute. I jumped in when he posted this with only 15 contracts and sold this morning. Crazy play by him and its all tax free too |
| MRVL is already out… 4.45 is the call |
| Guidance? |
| I'm a SNOW bol. But I sold everything and just bought leaps. |
| They said they're going to start offering a subscription to "Facebook Plus." |
| You're the high beta |
| I’m still up, but definitely not what I wanted to see. |
| Any Ebola stocks? |
| Snow earnings havent even actually come out yet |
| Snow resurrecting saas |
| God Bless! |
| Green is green, when you sell you forget |
| Oil companies trading at $70/bbl values or lower. Since when is energy the least valuable sector? How the fuck are they going to power the data centers no one wants? |
| Software companies? Sell, even if they beat estimates, because of AI.\n\nAI companies? Sell, even if they beat estimates, because CapEx spending is unsustainable at this rate.\n\nSemiconductors? Sell everything else and buy them instead because CapEx spending will never end and keep going up.\n\nIt all makes sense damn you |
| AA RON |
| Welp, we went down the toilet on that ugly bitch. |
| Should've gone with SNOW |
| Yesterday I bought ZS Calls, today CRM calls. AMA |
| $RKTO Rocket One to the Moon! |
| OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OMAN. |
| No idea, I feel like the numbers look pretty good |
| It was a WSB darling during COVID. Massive fall from grace. It’s no mistake it gets a bid from retail on good news. It’s objectively undervalued, but also objectively not a great growth story. It’s a coin flip. Happy gambling. |
| same, smfh |
| $SNOW bulls actually exist? Congrats to those who played tho |
| They are trying to get you to waste your money on garbage instead of winners like MU that could legitimately keep going up. |
| wtf is snowflake |
| How MRVL not dumping from those numbers 🤣🤣🤣. They barely beat expectations and guidance was in line for expectations when it was only half the price. |
| Well if META is any indication of what ai agents can do or something… |
| SPX -2% tomorrow |
| Is it always stupid this often? \nSure every now and then things get weird, but ive been here 2 years and its just stupid nearly every day. \nShould I just get used to almost nothing making any sense? |
| WTF happened with META? |
| Same 😭 |
| What are they gonna do? Go +30%? \n\n\n-- your friend |
| $0.00 |
| Find her a boyfriend so at least one of you isn’t hungry |
| Mr. Beast will announce he’s buying half the float of CRM and it’ll send spx down to 5000 |
| SNOW 10x bag |
| All Eyez on Pea |
| ram is a commodity\n\nit's like at every bubble top people think the shortage will last forever\n\nimo dram/storage bubble pops way before ai bubble does |
MRVL is very-much out:  Marvell Technology, Inc. Reports First Quarter of Fiscal Year 2027 Financial Results Q1 Net Revenue: .418 billion, a new record, grew by 28% year-on-year
Q1 Gross Margin: 52.1% GAAP gross margin; 58.9% non-GAAP gross…... investor.marvell.com |
| Finally sold my SNOW Bags with 20% gains from last ER drop |
| Can't really characterize the market like that.\n\nSome stocks have price-to-SALES ratios that are well above 100x. |
| 1200 |
| Have you ever heard of excel? This why Msft shit stock |
| https://preview.redd.it/3f4mxsmqmq3h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=668d2d559ceaba480a7ddfe45f20ee22ba5ff12d\n\nFuck yeah, bro , congrats 🙌\n\nNOW BE SMART AND DON’T FUCKING GAMBLE IT AWAY. |
| With ya on MRVL as well….. we need a strong earnings call to save us 🙂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/pl57btawmq3h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a8c45554ad599819db2485f353eee661a9692e3\n\n |
| Just cause you don’t hear about it doesn’t meant it’s not important. Some folks have heard of it since 6 years ago. |
| What if I told you… I bought more. Only a little, but fuck it we ride 🙂 |
| Truly a garbage platform |
| fuck me went with mrvl instead of snow \n\n |
| Bro this shit is actually crazy MU has been jerking my dick off for a fuckin year straight holy shit |
| MU -10% tmrrw |
| CRM it’s not to late to\nTake off buddy |
| ASTS. That is all. |
| who the hell is buying CRM stock lol |
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| Impossible |
| nvda doesnt move for 90% of time than it spikes into random direction. it is such a weird stock to trade |
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| More debt than revenue? All in baby! |
| Me tooo |
| These $1 bid/ask spreads on MRVL post market are insane |
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| I think I'm gonna short it. No way it doesn't come back down at least a little |
| [Trump Threatens to Bomb Oman Over Strait of Hormuz Control](https://monitor-the-situation.com/middle-east/trump-threatens-to-bomb-oman-856aa9b1) OH MAN! |
| SPY ATH tomorrow let's go |
| https://preview.redd.it/iox66z1smq3h1.png?width=557&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2c8afcfda32b82be858936fc6bf887d3f2dc665\n\n |
| So I go in on marvel, ever pure and asmc. Get destroyed. And then the one I hesitateed about..... snowflake.. that rockets up. Fuckkkk dis shit |
| Is the SaaSpocolpyse over? |
| everyone bought calls yeah? SPY is going for ATH before friday.. |
| I don't even think I saw anyone talking about it in the daily thread 🤣 wtf |
| Yesterday: +10K; Today: -20K, first hit is free I tell ya |
| Best case scenario, receovery before market open, I will sell even if in a bit of loss lol |
| He is here!!! Gosh man, from the bottom of my dipshit 26 year old heart you are awesome |
| I have calls sir am I retired. 200$ strike |
| Balls of steel. I would have chicken out at 1mil. |
| Snow single handedly bringing the sparkle back to gamblers eyes around the globe ✨️ |
| INTU holders drooling at SNOW right now |
| you forgot to put robots in there |
| Snowflake was such an obvious buy |
| My buddy sold SNOW covered calls LOL |
| More AI profits showing up 🙂 |
| I had 215$ calls but my got SL🤣 |
| Finally a real post! |
| Congrats. That’s some life changing move right there |
| Wtf |
| Earnings +++ |
| no wouldn't short but ram companies can easily tank before the ai bubble pops once china ramping up starts getting priced in |
| If you meant to spell calls then great |
| Of course i was all conservative with my call debit spreads on SNOW and not conservative with my puts for CRM. |
| do you think ai will disappear in 5 years? |
| even buy one call for $1000 scares me lol |
| Ever since reddit unbanned me, the site's main content creator has returned. All in on RDDT so that the algos and AI can feast on my comment turds. |
| HEY BROTHER ON REDDIT WHO TOLD ME TO BUY SNOW 2 MONTHS AGO... WISH YOU DOING WELL, MY FRIEND! |
| It's about terminal value. \n\n\nConcern they won't be around in 10 years is higher than ever, so near term earnings don't matter quite as much. \n\n\nIt does vary based on the company though, which makes it all confusing |
| I think we are rekt. |
| Earnings lol |
| LET IT $SNOW |
| i wonder the same honestly … |
| SNOW always beats, but I didn't play it.\n\nCRM is crap: QoQ revenue is down from $11.2 prior quarter to $11.1 this quarter. Didn't play this either. \n\nMy bet was MRVL. And theta is making me its bitch. |
| He was on there for some sexy motherboards to show him their GPUs |
| You people been saying that everyday for months. One day you’ll be right because that’s how cycles work and you’ll think “see I told you so” but really you’re a moron who could have been making so much money in one of the craziest bull markets ever. |
| See isn’t this what trading is about? Friends trading and enjoying the fruits over our quasi totally not really gambling problem. \n\nAlso happy cake day |
| bro why didn't you tell me |
| Thanks to the guy who pointed out CRSR wanted to sell AI PCs yesterday, hopefully it will ride a few more days. |
| You can use a backrest portfolio tool to compare the long term gains (as far back as you can get, depends on IPO date etc.). Unless you own capital or play with it like a dog in a race (futures) you probably weren't going to outperform otherwise investing at a dollar cost average like the nice middle class thralls we all are (excluding the proletarian Wendy's workers here). \n\nAll in on VOO is a bit boomer pilled depending on your age, but it's probably best to not go beyond several funds of various asset classes in a portfolio. All of what I am saying is irrelevant if you have productive capital or a corporate veil otherwise, but even the upper middle class can lose everything to the casino. |
| I sold 2 puts at 610 expiring next month. Wish I had bigger balls and bought calls. |
| Please sell MSFT so it'll go up |
| Please sell MSFT so it'll go up |
| Please sell MSFT so it'll go up |
| CRSR🚀🚀 |
| handwriting and notebooks aren't obsolete yet\n\nbring back stock certificates \n\n |
| Porque no los dos? |
| Gratz on the big brain\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/19ve8uwjmq3h1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a74804dc520e7784a88bbdede2908a51b924e602\n\n \n |
| Some say bears may never eat again |
| Why didn't anyone tell me meta was gonna do this shit. I coulda bought 0dte and been up 3000% |
| Congrats to all $SNOW bulls 🔥❄️ |
| CELH pumped 10% and gave back almost everything |
| wut |
| i am averaging 130 a piece |
| whats the expiration date ? |
| sure buddy happy to help |
| $snow expanded AWS partnership with new $6B multi-year agreement\n\nanother report came out today that AWS growing like crazy \n\n$AMZN gonna continue to print \n\nFA\n\n$snow earnings move also wild \n |
| That 202 call on snow today sold for 300. Now worth 3500 |
| Unironically dudes think if they write out an AI output on paper then it’s magically not AI slop. My wife’s boyfriend does it all the time |
| haha WUT |
| bro is stuck in 1950 |
| HYLN. It hasn't even started to run. You know why? I sold cc's. Straight pain from here on out. |
| ASTS management would be crazy not to dilute at these prices but maybe they think it will rip higher to 150+ first |
| Any News? |
| same bro same |
| You need 10.2% a year to double ever 7 years... so.... yah. |
| Work really gets in the way of trading |
| How are my SNOW puts lookin boys? 🤑 |
| Guys wtf is going on. Stocks going up 900% in weeks yet their PE ratio is still 8. Is this a bubble or are we witnessing the biggest tech revolution since the internet? |
| Today was one of those red days where I feel cocky still because I got in some clean setups, I think, I hope .. balls deep in DRAM calls on the dip, got in CRSR, etc |
| You think I should wait for the IPO first ? |
| Yoooooo wtf |
| It puts the lotion on it skin or it gets the pump again |
| I was hoping we could push it out to Q2/Q3 2028, can you do that for me? |
| SPY action today was good as ber lol |
| QoQ revenue is down. from $11.2 prior quarter to $11.1 this quarter.\n\n \nAdding edits because you bagholders can be bothered to look:\n\n \n[https://s205.q4cdn.com/626266368/files/doc\_financials/2027/q1/CRM-Q1-FY27-Earnings-Press-Release.pdf](https://s205.q4cdn.com/626266368/files/doc_financials/2027/q1/CRM-Q1-FY27-Earnings-Press-Release.pdf)\n\n \n[https://s205.q4cdn.com/626266368/files/doc\_financials/2026/q4/CRM-Q4-FY26-Earnings-Press-Release.pdf](https://s205.q4cdn.com/626266368/files/doc_financials/2026/q4/CRM-Q4-FY26-Earnings-Press-Release.pdf) |
| CRSR |
| MRVL earnings don't come out until 4:45 PM, SNOW earnings don't come until 5 PM, don't get hyped up yet |
| MU to $1000, DRAM to $75 |
| Qcom lost me bigly today |
| So Micron could go even higher at around earnings call? That’s insane |
| you can not have calls on SNOW and still be amazed at +30% move |
| i got 130c friday calls yesterday. since it dipped until today im like 10% down. IV and theta crush got my ass this. fingers crossed it opens strong tomorrow |
| u/mattscott134 The prophet must regale us with tales of wonder and never being at Wendy’s!!! |
| Wtaf are we doing |
| Lmfao, I picked ZScaler and now Everpure. Expected to lose 10% at most. Cant make this shit up. |
| Jesua snow |
| I don't understand |
| Adderall + empty stomach |
| https://preview.redd.it/5c6w2nibmq3h1.png?width=501&format=png&auto=webp&s=34b4a8d72486810d20b6e59f3502e774d575bd33\n\n |
| Cuz I bought calls |
| Wow SNOW |
| Short? |
| A million dollars isnt cool |
| Calls in snowflake today = retired + lambo money |
| Mammoth company with no renovation but they have all the sales connections |
| Hey er, what happens to white collar jobs with blue collar skills? When do i get my upgraded power drill, because I quite frankly have more stuff to do. |
| Few decades? might as well say water is wet |
| I like that you drew an eye, that definitely helps you know this is a watchlist |
| Lessssss gooooooooo, SNOW calls gonna payout bigly at open |
| AI impacts all industries. All industries evolve as AI evolves. Literal embodiment of improvement can be invested into here. |
| Holy shit SNOW |
| Seeing a lot of shilling for CRSR after never hearing about it before today.\n\nNon-shills, is it still early enough in the grand scheme of things to get on a potential train ride to tendieland.\n\nShills, any of you wanna share some good DD on why I should fomo into it besides "trust me bro". |
| Almost bought $SNOW today but let someone here talk me out of it lmao |
| They're pumping CRSR, BB, and NOK again. Making me nostalgic for 2021. No, I will not touch any of those POS bags. |
| Ber r fak |
| Works for me |
| is the breakeven $1,095.00 a typo or? I guess hes got 3 months so we'll see |
| priced in |
| And now it’s negative.\n\nIndividual companies and their performance don’t matter anymore its purely the industry they fit into at this point. |
| https://preview.redd.it/k0qjhnv6mq3h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b150e98699ff7e041008b9a679a5cde5d9e2ddcd |
| Look up Jevon’s paradox. |
| Hell yeah ONDS, show us you still got that dawg in ya |
| Pure Garbage |
| buy signal, thanks |
| How can I be so wrong lmao P dumped of course. 0 |
| Mistah, shall I call you mistah? |
| Don’t forget $BB |
| Yeah man there's no chance SK Hynix, Samsung, Micron, and Sandisk will smash their earnings in June/July/August, right? |
| Uh, this is list is basically the same as ChatGPT output but worse, less comprehensive and more arbitrary.\n\nIt's basically like asking ChatGPT what stocks will benefit/are benefiting from AI and data centers.\n\nIt's only worth listening to unless you actually have any insight of your own, analysis, or insider information. Not just a list of info you can get off an LLM. |
| a month isn't enough probably. But a lot of people say puts on space after the IPO. |
| Can someone explain to me how to do this? I’ll break you off a piece. |
| Copilot keeping people employed for a while now… |
| The earth is a private club for about 3,000 people and the other 8.3b people here are just worker bees. The biggest middle finger is they arent even hiding it anymore. The ultra rich finally have so much they can just openly be like "you'll own nothing and we own you, go stare at your glowing screens and eat trash and then back to work slaves" (says me posting from a glowing screen, whilst eating garbage) |
| 👏👏👏 |
| It’s my favorite show. I will buy only when I want it to nosedive to 0 |
| Marvell earnings out? |
| I have a list of 400+, this is barely scratching he surface!! |
| Wendy’s! |
| What’s your profit after that pump today? |
| I don't think AI drew that cool little eye next to "keep your eye on" |
| SNOW!! Pump it!! |
| PLTR replaced META in MSFT & NFLX friend circle..... |
| Q3 2027 is when we are gonna have a market crash. Save this post. |
| Meta is about to make new bag holders or future millionaires no in between 😤 |
| Nah they seem directly directly correlated. |
| What in the fuck is NCNO |
| It’s 70 / interest rate = years to double\nSo 6% would be like 11.5 years |
| Was looking at meta all morning and didn’t buy bc I’m regard |
| CRM could pump at open, it did this a bunch of times, but yeah it seems kinda flat for now. Maybe it rips later idk |
| Meta , NOW bag holders eating good tonight |
| Selling insurance is like selling options contracts. |
| SNOW +26% with beat \n\nCRM red with beat.\n\nYeah right |
| \-2.7% |
| Snow candle only fits on 3M chart |
| What’s his return after that pump today? |
| Makes sense I had snowflake ❄️ stocks their conferences are good though |
| honestly i don't know if DRAM has much upside left anymore, i liked it under 50 just a week ago but i'm not touching that shit at 60+ |
| Goals. Go get your $1.99 Hotdog from Costco. |
| Why MRVL no massive candle? |
| Quaise Energy (QUIS.PVT) on sale now |
| MU to the 🌖 \n\n“We now expect the DRAM (dynamic random-access memory) industry to remain undersupplied until at least calendar Q2 2028 (vs. Q4 2027 prior), and Nand (chip) undersupply to last until Q4 2027 (was Q3 2027)," Arcuri said.” |
| Right on time, it's like asking "too late?" when MU was $200. |
| Looks like you might a got your ticket punched! |
| Snow puts absolutely FUCKED |
| We doing SNOW tonight boyz! |
| We going to space tomorrow |
| Microsoft is gonna keep on… mehhh |
| Was thinking the exact same thing. Put everything in the S&P 500 |
| Wtf snow |
| Holy fucking hell snow pump |
| I feel like the SpaceX Ipo will nuke the space market, its running on hopes and dreams atm |
| Lmfao msft dumps with the software stocks and doesn’t even get to pump with them |
| Marvell beat earnings |
| What PED’s are you on? |
| This notebook “stock research 👁️” is giving pseudo intellectual loser |
| SNOW did some snow |
| the already printed hard last 2 days. \nig fuck everyone lol |
| Why is P down? |
| Whats mdb doing? |
| SNOW TO THE FUCKING MOON 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| When is time to bet against America? |
| All y’all chasing ugly betty (saas stocks) when you should be hitting on the smokeshow (dram) 🔥who will actually twerk for you RIGHT NOW.\n\nI promise I’ll join the Betty train when she takes her glasses off 🤓, but now is not the time. |
| Smowflake burns even more money than poet does lmao |
| We cooked 😭 |
| So what's your thesis? |
| Your best advice is "don't take my advice". |
| Snow?.. what? \n\nHOW? |
| SNOW TO THE MOON!!! |
| Huge W man, congrats on the gains. Applying to a company, getting rejected, then making money off their stock instead is like the most WSB origin story ever 😂 \n\nTaking 70 percent off the table before a hyped IPO is actually giga brain, you can always rotate back in if it dumps or just let the house money ride. |
| Better than my MSFT calls |
| MRVL UP |
| SNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW |
| please help my fig calls |
| SNOWWWWW |
| SNOW +27% SAAS NOT DEAD LETS GOOOO |
| There are no flat chests in space. |
| I did lol |
| bots bro |
| gains are gains but yeah you do |
| Thanks for the info |
| Was debating between CRM and SNOW and I picked CRM fuck me |
| I hatee LinkedIn too. They all suck. |
| Well, that was kind of a flat day on spy wasn't it |
| LMFAO. SNOW fucks all the bears LETS fucking GO\n\n### Can’t wait for ADBE to do the same soon… |
| I sold a lot of useless position and placed the money into MU\n\nif anything MU has help me fix up my holdings |
| aye SNOU +56% |
| Too bad it doesn't matter in this weird fucking era |
| You know If we had an abundance of nuclear energy, this run would have been in the 10-20 Trillion club. The shortage of electricity is what throw the coldest water on this AI once in generation rally... ans by time it ended, it will tell 2008 hold my beer. |
| about time |
| Fuck. That means my calls are dead tomorrow 🙁 |
| How retarded would I be to buy OTM ASTS puts expiring in a month rn |
| Hey man don't listen to hate, your handwriting looks great for someone's first time holding a pen. |
| CRM said fuck your calls and puts |
| props to the person who mentioned CRSR.....pump or DD....it rose big today\n\n |
| Marry me and then we divorce, yes? |
| Wow ❄️ |
| I’m more optimistically optimistic of a deal than I was 2 months ago. |
| I got my shit pushed in with these tarded SPY calls, but my shares carried my port green for the day \n\n\nI'm gambling against the gained value of my shares |
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| Respect the conviction but this is exactly the kind of “silent pivot” bagholders have been coping with since like 2015 😂 \n\nYeah they’ve got fiber and backbone, but you’re fighting a brutal balance sheet, trash management history, and a market that has infinite shiny AI plays with cleaner stories. Might be a decent trade, but calling it a growth stock feels like step 3 of a bagholder grief cycle. |
| So all of a sudden everyone had SNOW calls? \n\nSomebody’s lying here |
| holy $snow kawk, fucking lol |
| SNOW poppin off |
| anyone who's used salesforce knows it sucks |
| I have a twink build & can be classified as femboy. Let’s talk. 🤑 |
| Slept through another flat trading day 🥱 |
| I thought inversing was when the profits keep building on top of themselves. That's why I buy all the inverse ETFs. |
| CRM beat hella hard again |
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| Hahahahah stupid ber get smoked |
| They’re only correlated because I was about to buy mu leaps the same day he got shot but never did. I also added gld leaps that day to my watchlist but never bought |
| If CRSR hits 20 by June 18th I'm gonna name my first son Corsair |
| Nope not even |
| And i say onto you; If i tell a regard to move from here to there, and it will move. And nothing will be impossible, if you only had the faith the size of a mustard seed. |
| What the fuck is a NCNO and what do they do |
| Decided against SNOW to go to MRVL for earnings, Waiting to get my ass gaped |
| Bought 70x leverage calls ZS for tmr right before close…. |
| https://preview.redd.it/dfmensoilq3h1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b53be9879f26ed8d577912f47e177077a88169e |
| Gourd futures |
| !banbet NOK 33 205d |
| Litterly hovered over the trigger on 200$ and said you know what I should sit it out. FML |
| They still have time to implement that change. I don't expect it till end of June |
| So you're saying if they all go to two trillion DRAM hits $120??! |
| probably gonna watch my puts expire worthless again while pretending I know what I'm doing with technical analysis |
| F u bear |
| It will cause in insane spike in flatness, further increasing the flatness. Thetagang and MMs will print harder than ever |
| i bought 1000 CRSR at 5.2 then sold around 6.5 now i look like a goofy ass |
| maybe it was 10%/yr? Idk cant remember what he said, was too busy playing 0DTEs |
| SNOW LETS GO |
| Oh ai agents crm or something |
| I bought 100 Marvell, let’s see where it goes. |
| puts, always puts |
| Wow SNOW |
| Marvell really gonna pump on in line with estimates? |
| holy shit SNOW +25%. lets fucking go SaaS!!!! |
| Someone post MRVL earnings quick |
| SNOWWWWW I LUV U |
| Damn look like P is cooked, it ran so much I'm glad I didn't buy any |
| Meta is going to continue ripping |
| HPQ enough said |
| So the time when I don't have snowflake calls that's when they want to shoot up 20% fuck you |
| first move is fake |
| After my puts got blasted 5 days in a row, I'm so desperate for a win I decided to get calls for tomorrow. 😡 |
| Good fucking god. That was a nice stop hunt on CRM. \n\nSpx confirmed Great Depression tomorrow. CRM green dildo til open. |
| Whatever happened to the money hole? |
| Wtf SNOW |
| Lmfao. I bought 100 shares at 175 and had limit at 178 to sell 💀😭 for SNOW |
| MRVL please don't kill the trend🙏🏻 |
| Let's be real. Zuck browsed OnlyFans to research how to add subscription to Insta |
| Major indecision, plus SPY 750 is a major milestone, plus waiting for a catalyst. Could easily see profit-taking here |
| Nobody knows what will happen with the SpaceX IPO. It could be "a rising tide lifts all boats" or it could be the catalyst for a sort of bubble pop. Or we could see all the other space stocks drop as people were looking for SpaceX-adjacent exposure since it was not public. \n\n\nI'll be taking a healthy profit before IPO and letting the rest ride. |
| Somehow tomorrows reports going to cause hulk dihs all around |
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| Lol I can tell you are Asian 😆😆😆 |
| SNOW mooning ❄️ |
| Can’t wait to lose another 5k tomorrow when Al Arabullshit reports a deal may be signed in hours at 3am and drops oil to $82 |
| Watching my CRSR options make me more money so I can go have an expensive date at Applebees |
| Salesforce : \n\n \n\n$CRM\n\n (Salesforce) Q1 FY2027 Earnings \n\nRecord quarter… Agentforce & AI momentum accelerating while delivering massive capital return 👀\n\n\n\n📊 KEY METRICS (Q1 FY2027) \n\n🔹 Total Revenue: $11.13B +13% YoY (+12% CC) 🟢 \n\n🔹 Subscription & Support Revenue: $10.59B +14% YoY (+12% CC) 🟢 \n\n🔹 GAAP EPS: $2.42 +52% YoY 🟢 \n\n🔹 NonGAAP EPS: $3.88 +50% YoY 🟢 \n\n🔹 NonGAAP Operating Margin: 34.8% (+250 bps YoY) 🟢 \n\n🔹 Operating Cash Flow: $6.7B (+3% YoY) \n\n🔹 Free Cash Flow: $6.6B (+4% YoY) 🟢 \n\n🔹 Current RPO: $33.6B +14% YoY \n\n\n\n👉 Core takeaway: \n\nOutstanding execution with record revenue, explosive AI growth (Agentforce ARR +205% to $1.2B), and exceptional shareholder returns via a massive $25B accelerated share repurchase.\n\n\n\n📈 GROWTH ENGINE (CORE STORY) \n\n🟢 Agentforce & Agentic AI — $1.2B ARR (+205% YoY), 3.8B Agentic Work Units delivered \n\n🟢 Data 360 — Strong ingestion and Zero Copy growth \n\n🟢 Core CRM — Sales, Service, Slack, and Public Sector all contributing \n\n🟢 Informatica — Accretive contribution in first full quarter |
| SNOW!!! FUCK YES |
| I swear SNOW either crashed 20% or rockets 20%, every earnings |
| Now this is the DD I came here for 🔥 |
| Please CRM get to 195 pleaaaassseeee |
| Can you please tell her to spend a lot of money so I can sell my shares for a profit tomorrow. The PCE coming out is not a good sign tomorrow. Today is some school holiday in New York so I’m picking him early today from\nHoliday camp which always happens on a regular Thursday so I got the days completely mixed up. |
| Holy fucc SNOW |
| Not even getting a temporary 1% pullback on a stock that pumped over 20% the day before is wild |
| So why does Robinhood still have the limit day trading on the platform? Didn’t they do away with that rule? |
| Holding Corsair Gaming, DRAM, and Xerox, and Kodak and not panic selling anything too early |
| i will not be happy i remember this shit SNOW doing +14% do -14% on the last earnings report |
| i deactivated IG. It took me forever to try and unfollow people. Even businesses I use. I was getting notifications that these businesses had posted 40+ stories and posts. I mean I guess they are trying to get new clients but damn I was had to shut that shit down because too time consuming to look at everything, like and comment. I uninstalled FB. I haven’t been on Whatsapp since last year. I don't see where I'm missing out. |
| How retarded would I be to buy ASTS puts atm |
| SNOW 👀 |
| I am so fucked on my SPY straddles |
| But TSLA is up …. Clown market… |
| cleans🅱️ark is going to the moon you are hereby warned |
| Mrvl trying to do something |
| Buying close to 52 week low and waking up to ATH is expert level. |
| Thatta boy SNOW. |
| what red days? we are at the top |
| Down 6.5% today. I blame the bers |
| IBKR |
| MarvGUH |
| SNOW OMG |
| *SALESFORCE SEES 2Q REV. $11.27B TO $11.35B, EST. $11.36B\n\nalso guided higher |
| SNOW!!! |
| SNOW! |
| Ok fine I'm in tomorrow |
| Omg snow |
| When you buy shares in a company called Microsoft how could not be disappointed? IT'S LITERALLY IN THE NAME... |
| all options. stonks are for the smarts. |
| SPY closed red. This is your bear signal. JOEVER |
| Hammer MRVL down |
| PATH call still |
| how do you not understand. even more monetization for the platform with little overhead. Pay 3.99 to get "premium" post reaction emojis. Reduces meta's reliance on advertisement spend fluctuations. If they have a sub model in addition to ads, there is only upside to this. |
| Because otherwise it woult be sell of by 30 % |
| The fact everyone here is shitting on you makes me want to buy some. And I probably will. Because inversing retards can only make you less retarded... Right? |
| Damn marvel tanks bad |
| and it will price it in 21 times when it actually happns. thats the joke sorry u didnt get it |
| HOLY FUCK |
| Muuu |
| Please no more red days like this, almost liquidated |
| It should have been me |
| I always play earnings on the most dog shit tickers |
| Fr, they are about to lose a lot of users 💀 |
| Bad earnings will hammer MSFT so hard lol |
| TF is Salesforce doing? |
| I am down 800 dollars today 😅😫😩 however, I feel good about my options that I’m holding |
| E.. Bay.. Sports |
| Mrvl earnings |
| God damn, it lingered at that 751 border for SO FUCKING LONG. Just eating away at my calls. Fuck that was frustrating. No crying in the casino, but I can certainly cry and punch my dashboard on the way home |
| Insanely |
| When is 24/5 trading coming? I NEED MY FIX |
| Its over |
| who ta fuq is trading AH in CRM |
| *Barc Menioff* 🤤 |
| How many people outright own their phones now? How much functionality works without a subscription?\n\nNo, of course I don't think that part will get better. |
| Fck you I sold my 118s early asf and been regretting since |
| You’re in luck actually. My wife said I need to go to Costco tonight, I generally spend about $900 when I’m there. I will tell the cashier to record my purchase in the previous quarters earnings. |
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| Never fully exit a position |
| Bro, your dad is as good at math as you are good looking. |
| Bro, your dad is as good at math as you are good looking. |
| The movement is so controlled bro |
| The fact that tokenmaxxing is a thing is absolutely hilarious |
| your a waste os sperm |
| day of the week ending in y |
| how do you guys think PCE tomorrow will affect market? |
| 750 is spamming my email man |
| I bought and then it kept going up after I bought. this is incredible |
| Fuck Tesla. 400 P/E clown garbage and it's green on a red day |
| cool. sorry for my ignorance, but you only bought stock or did you win via options too? |
| Me watching everyone in mrvl, crm and snow while I bought AMSC thinking it was a semiconductors\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/li3g0apykq3h1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=77ba2604a5ade671633cc2fd28df2b2a482e0ad8 |
| We're fucked, the market can't keep going up like this\n\nLmao who am I kidding, calls it is |
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| CRM beat and guidance raise? Best we can do for garbage software is sell off 2% |
| Why corsair |
| crm down after beating expectations byu 25% is super funny\n\n |
| MSFT to continue using Ozempic to slim down to its $275 waist line target |
| LOL ok mate 👍 |
| Bro imagine timing that bottom on crm just now |
| Redwire calls |
| OPEN THE CASINO BACK UP |
| There's still time. |
| You took the time to write it on a notepad? I'm in! |
| I really need brent crude futures to go past $109 by friday and I don't think that's gonna happen. Unless... |
| CRM please bro! Heal me 🙏🙏 |
| $2k |
| marc "fat fuck" benioff |
| Well it doesn't report until after close tomorrow... so I'd imagine it would be. |
| Was that the top |
| We gotta remember we’re just a different type of idiot |
| why they hate software? |
| So when does MRVL release the report? 4.15? |
| I would pay *good* money to have a chickpea on me |
| This is the way |
| Apparently, I got the day confused. Happens when you have nonstop department of education holidays for your kids in New York City. Today’s Wednesday not Thursday so obviously the earnings are tomorrow for Costco lol \nSo why I bought today I don’t know |
| I believe in the Metaverse 2.0 |
| https://preview.redd.it/dcbt2l0ckq3h1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6e475c183c706ac236b384c66af7e5753a36c6d\n\nI am paying for Crunchyroll, and that's a call signal.\n\nReducing boob sizes and fanservice between series 1 (left) and series 2 (right) is a put signal. |
| Great day bears, your once a week chance to get some of the scraps |
| ? |
| My dad lectured me on the importance of getting 6% a year returns so I can double my money every 7 years. So full port into MU, IREN, and NOK is what he was saying? |
| If everyone had shares on it and were hyped I wouldn’t have bought anything, but as people still doubt or don’t even consider it an option I do believe that these weeks are the perfect time to buy. \n\nAll of these folks that criticize are gonna try to join the ride when it’s late and marketing and everything has already rolled out. \n\nStocks like these that aren’t discussed a lot are the gems |
| I don't think stock holders will have fun tonight |
| i have meta 700 cal from january and it has theta decayed most of its value meta needs to shoot already |
| long poops\n |
| First move is ghey |
| Oil trader are some paperhanded bitchez |
| The dumbest people on the planet are speed running how to fuck up the global economy in the dumbest way imaginable. |
| These theta days hurt my gambling funds |
| Wow, to see that I upvoted that prior post and just went on about my day, congrats and fuck you |
| it was a flat day, not a red one, sadly |
| git hammered on ZS but I didn't hear no bell. SNOW and CRM long mofos! |
| $NOW - 15Jan 2027. Dropped a lot, and insiders buying, + Trump got it. |
| Curious what’s your job to be able to invest this much 😭? Like the idea of putting 45k in one call scares the hell out of me |
| How so? |
| I have 1180c I tossed $70 at\n\n |
| now mooning, how are your puts doing |
| Ended red, did bears even say thank you? |
| Breadth is weakening |
| SPY will open at 740 tomorrow FOR PAKISTAN |
| CRSR is a fraud AI company. It just sticks stickers on electrical goods from 3rd party. |
| CRM?! |
| RKLB to 300 |
| Show me on the doll where the flat, low volume day touched you. |
| CAN YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES READ THE REPORT FIRST BEFORE SELLING CRM FUCKING HELL |
| I'd love that but unfortunately it probably wont happen until Friday |
| Give it a day or two |
| I sold enough RKLB at $100 to break even and am letting the rest of it ride. It really does feel like a game of chicken leading up to SpaceX IPO. Is it gonna crash? Are we going to figuratively *and* literally moon? No fucking clue. I'm gonna sell some before just to lock in some already huge gains and then see what happens. Either way it was a hell of a ride. |
| Good point. But crypto is like tulips during the tulips fiever and AI is more like the steam engine in the industrial revolution |
| Were back |
| Congrats |
| Software is dead. Sell it all. CRM is a waste of air |
| My close value was $1 higher than my open this morning\n\n\nIt was NOT worth the stress it took to do this lol |
| sweat it |
| Get in the spaceship you regarded fucks. How many more flashing lights do we need to tape to this thing? |
| Did you sell me those calls? |
| This is looking a lil dumpy... if youre gonna manipulate the market why not do it when you can actually trade? |
| Marvell please don't fuck me |
| Doubled down and grabbed more USO calls\n\n\n\n |
| And goog-_- |
| Strait’s open, or something. It doesn’t really matter. |
| Congrats! |
| META is bringing back The Metaverse! All in on Zuck's big beautiful cartoon eyelashes! |
| Counter point, new things previously unfeasible are now just expensive: ie individual specific gene therapy, rapid broad vaccine discovery, landing rockets vertically, you know... better linear algebra calculators... why can't we just call it a win and stop pretending like we would be fine in caves and with an abacus? |
| Holding my nvda-_- |
| Your wife's exhausted |
| That old man's insurance company? Why would you want to sell insurance when you can sell semiconductors? |
| Today was the gayest of days. Lets go back to pumping semis |
| Hahahah and it’s flat as fuck |
| At least the time until peace and the reopening of the strait for all has been shortened from "a couple of weeks" to "mañana, señor, mañana."\n\nInventory levels continue to be drawn down.\n\nPeace negotiations are going well! |
| Your meme can’t hurt me, I can’t read. I can only write |
| Will probably continue to watch IREN rip without buying |
| People who pay for snap chat subs |
| If you're older than 7 this is embarrassing |
| Dude you’re up 328% still. Just don’t do the stupid shit you did again. |
| CRM lmfao what a surprise |
| Holding my ELF |
| I hope bers enjoyed this red day... their assholes gonna be blown wide apart tom |
| Can MU open at $1,000 tomorrow!? |
| Its over |
| OPEN THE CASINO! |
| How you gonna charge for a sub of Instagram and facebook?? Charge , for what exactly? It’s all severely outdated with just about only ai slop . It’s a bunch of bots |
| lol you summon me? |
| Up $12k today with the index’s flat. I’ll take that as a win |
| 😭 feels like my life story … like the moment I invest in something it just drops |
| Me still holding 500 shares at $17 |
| Bought some SMH today, but this was nothing even close to being a dip. |
| everyone scared to long cuz u get yeeted by some bullshit every 5 minutes and multiple governments are actively shorting |
| anyone able to send a note back to past me? I'd really appreciate some time travel help |
| I hope bers enjoyed this red day... their assholes gonna be blown wide apart tom |
| CRM already tanking |
| you need an app to flush your toliet |
| They made 27bil last quarter, like just chill for a bit. |
| Take those MU gains, don't be a regard |
| So we goin on CRSR? Buy the dip after the open? |
| the year is 2030\n\ncrsr has just acquired mu |
| Ber finally got their RED day LMAO. |
| $NOK $NOK! |
| does AI even truly cut costs? |
| 6/12 65c here... |
| Meta let's gooo |
| first |
| How pathetic of this luddite to make us read that illegible handwriting. Did you mail in your stock picks too and are waiting 1-2 weeks to show us your positions? |
| HOLD TO THE SPLIT |
| Some serious fuckery going on with oil. Make it make sense? |
| this just in\n\nman up 330% considers suicide for inadequate returns |
| Hoping that memory money gets rotated to save me from my bags |
| its not just about stocks |
| Prediction: CRM great earnings, -2% \n\nthen the market pumps. |
| https://preview.redd.it/mj2cps50kq3h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f14eb75367c65c426d5211961aed0f83aa208b96\n\n |
| What's the rationale here? |
| buyers are exhausted |
| I didn't pull the trigger on MRVL so I expect it to do really well |
| Haters |
| I am not seeing programmers replaced, most of us however are fully dependent on AI to remain competitive by now |
| your phone?\n\nyou think private ownership will exist? |
| I bought 20 Costco shares just now ! I have no idea why |
| No stress today always backup |
| Why bols saying green day tmrw? |
| Either that or a crash out post 🤷♂️ |
| ASTS gang |
| After our 3rd consecutive green week ending April 17th, the fear & greed index was at 68.\n\nToday, as we're on pace to now hit our 9th(!) consecutive green week, the index now sits at 61.\n\nI don't know how these algos do it man. Bull magic. |
| NVDA tomorrow 👍 |
| I think you’re gonna be good with this and make a good amount. Just hold\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2p4biqh7kq3h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5329d2c525d3a1c76148392fb380a6f108cad991 |
| MU closing under +10%\n\n\nBear market has arrived 😞 |
| Fuck em |
| Yesterday I noticed that a section of road I drive on every week has a sign that says it is adopted by aero jet rocket dine |