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| EAT MY CARROTS |
| whats the next penny stock pop regards 🤡 |
| So happy I bet on Morocco 😂 |
| Wonder what dad will say when he loses it |
| At what price? |
| You’re an idiot |
| @mods I don’t need a flair, thank you I couldn’t imagine not having one have a Great day |
| Peace on mangos birthday. Pure cinema 🤩 |
| You think spacex isn’t gonna destroy Rklb? Idk man. I don’t trade space stocks |
| So +10% next week? |
| Never investing in popcorn... Never |
| Calls on Morocco! |
| Nerd \nAlso u can make 20% on non bs |
| he's definately an orange cat, that should stay outdoors. |
| Who says he's dumb and lucky. I think most of us think he's a product of evil nepotism, so inherently smart |
| So more than half the world’s quantum developers use their software and the TTM revenue is…$6.75m. \n\nThat’s the sort of revenue you’d expect from a cutting edge, world class software developer. Or a guy named Gary who owns two Chic-fil-a franchises in the suburbs outside of Chicago. |
| Some of my best nights were spent behind the Wendy’s dumpster. ❤️ |
| When I was young in my late teens I had a 94 Toyota MR2 de-badged. I stopped by a laundromat and this hot blonde probably in her late 20s looked at my car and did this walk over to me swinging her hips and flipping her hair with a big smile. She asked me if it was the new Mercedes to which I stupidly replied "No, it's a 94 Toyota MR2" \n\nShe instantly frowned and walked straight away from me. I learned two things that day, women are shallow and keep my mouth shut until the next morning. |
| The actual tragedy: Op is serious about this, "literally". |
| He got lucky and was born into a rich family, eat the rich |
| Oh I don’t care. I’m here because I’m bored and the weekend thread might as well be the yo gabba gabba subreddit where people just parrot the same “sir this is a casino” or “sir this a Wendy’s” bullshit. I think bots just come here to karma farm on the weekend |
| Room-temperature photonic quantum computer: No, the photo detectors still require massive cooling.\n\nAlready cracked the networking problem everyone else is stuck on: No, they have not solved optical loss necessary for computing.\n\nOwns the software layer half the industry codes on: Sure, but PennyLane is open source, so it's open to copycats and can't be used (directly) to turn a profit.\n\nThis company will either overcome their massive cash burn over the next 3 years or fall apart. |
| You asked for really smart trades? If a hot stock recently -30% that just had index buy in announced on Friday but overshadowed by SpaceX isn’t a smart trades to you then idk |
| I am sure somewhere nice will exist. Not so sure they will let us regards in. |
| My love and respect towards a given country will depend on how they perform for my parlay this World Cup. Simple. |
| Still water cannot exist on a globe rotating thousands of mph and flying through "space"\n\nProve me wrong |
| You are genuinely a moron if you thinking yoloing into a non profitable company worth 2T is a good idea |
| Bro saw two movies and decided to buy lol |
| Even if you are unemployed if you were so confident why didn't take out a loan since you are running for ceo of the regards. |
| 0 |
| Marvell or avgo seem like smart plays for shares. They’re down, but they’re gonna get pumped the closer we get to Anthropic and open ai ipos. |
| @mod i need a flair please,feeling empty |
| It’s gonna tank if I buy tho |
| Quick delete this it is very embarrassing |
| My young neighbor is attempting to hatchet/ bow saw a small log in half. It's been going on for a half hour. Watching from the window is quite entertaining. |
| My spy calls would fucking LOVE IT |
| You tell that straw man! |
| If she washes her butt tn you’re in for a good time |
| aigh.. lets short this pig |
| Illiterately |
| A Carmel frappe is still like $4 |
| https://preview.redd.it/qr8yevful47h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c72bdf24c39c655ba7c35cce97c48edcf15463 |
| They should make another movie about 9/11… but it should be raw and gritty. \n\nBush is played by Ryan Reynold, osama is played by Jack black, Rudy Giuliani is played by Keanu reeves, the pilot of flight 11 is played by Liam neeson, and the chief of nypd is played by Amanda Seyfried.\n\nI am open to any plot ideas and potential directors who can best carry out my vision. |
| Where comeback?\n\nIt's not even back to 2010 levels yet...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8j4l849vl47h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2252be6db59d3262c12cf256b93c6438478dc234 |
| Did he read children’s books on clues for the next play perchance? |
| They won't hire him |
| I know excellent satire when I see it |
| Because the chicks wax their cooters? |
| You’re right spacex is only about rockets. |
| Can Claude make you rich and / or good looking? |
| Zoom out further |
| Yes, con artists make money. 😡 dum dum |
| I wish him the best, but I'd be surprised if this works.\n\nI'm sure the AI would make a great imaginary girlfriend though! |
| Hey man i agree musk is a weird dude and he probably directly and indirectly responsible for the deaths of 100s of thousands of people due to USAID cuts but when people unironically say he is just dumb and lucky are the legitimately 100% retarded. |
| I literally bought the stock because it was literal free money I am literally rich now literally |
| 50. It's not worth anything other than amusement. Not even shiny metal that might get one laid. |
| Okay. Thats my line. Hence the name. |
| Literally 🍟 |
| Hey man i agree musk is a weird dude and he probably directly and indirectly responsible for the deaths of 100s of thousands of people due to USAID cuts but when people unironically say he is just dumb and lucky are the legitimately 100% retarded. |
| jim cramer approves. i’m all in \n\nhttps://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/jim-cramer-recommends-ibm-over-153904634.html |
| Retail allocation was based on account status you damn regards.\n\nFor most here they got 1 stock. Because they are unemployed Uber drivers |
| Bro used fucking polymarket "data" hahahahahaha sell EVERYTHING this post is the top |
| You know what? I kinda buy this. I see more people rebelling against short form content, Ai bs, and the like. Going back to the theaters does feel refreshing. I'm sneaking snacks in though |
| Coulda locked it in first day if I hedged but decided not to so I don't get banned. I'll just either hedge on the month-long polymarket or short on another account early next week. |
| OK, but what's the actual use case for quantum computing? |
| *sigh*\n\nTrue. |
| Best username around tbh |
| lmao\n\nRemindMe! 30 days |
| Lol |
| We just did space x. Have to help his friends openai and then anthropic |
| Rapid unscheduled disassembly |
| Caveat emptor. |
| It happened A LOT during COVID times (even still these days just less so). I wasn't anywhere near that but I messed up a lot of plays that would have been millions |
| If you put 40k into RKLB like 5 years ago you’d be a millionaire rn |
| Wall Street thanks you for your patronage. |
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| Obsession put you both in the mood? Fucking freaks... |
| I feel seen and/or attacked |
| just because people go to movies doesn’t mean the business is run well. stock prices go way beyond that. |
| Wym “will”?? bro did you see Friday it already did |
| 🥭 doesn't "make" money. He is just one of the greatest con artist of our time. Cathie does the same tbh. Her investors don't make money but she does. |
| https://preview.redd.it/a0jritegl47h1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e50b57873857de1f8ac63abface231a0a0171ae |
| Greater fool theory can work for a long time...it can also not work for even a second. |
| When this dude loses his ass after insiders dump on him and posts loss porn that’s how we will know it’s a good entry. |
| Backrooms was great for A24. Obsession was phenomenal for a horror film, doubly so for a break out director who has a history for being a sketch comedian on YouTube. \n\nNeither of those movies were major blockbusters in the grand scheme of film and cinema. Decent and expected. |
| IonQ I'm betting on. |
| Do we save up buying for a house or spend it all on 0 DTE Options. Tough choice 🤡 |
| SpaceX will be the most hated rally of all time |
| Morocco has the same abbreviation as my favorite month - Morch |
| This is why I come here, for top tier comments like yours.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/158vsopcl47h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df11472f28f6588c730b8e991c3813e1600f0a93\n\nIn appreciation, may I present you with this fine gift of cultural wonderment. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rfhrj1jcl47h1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76045d58ced9a45e2626dfef402de1a23e5f31aa\n\n |
| I didn't dig any deeper, but pretty sure the timeline fits him visiting wsb already. |
| I got 1 share, I'm good with that. |
| “This IPO was underpriced” \n\nLmfao |
| but do they have ghey rockets? |
| Yeah, I’m regarded because i didn’t want to sell my current holdings for an ipo. That logic is bulletproof.. |
| Right after he pumps it lol |
| I mean, some ships have been transiting even after news sites reported that it's been mined, and even Iran themselves announced a safe corridor through Qeshm Island, but if you wanna believe the news sites that reported the mining but then ignore the same news sites that reported that some ships are getting through, then you do you. Best regards. |
| I have 12% of a plan |
| Yeah if you’re an actual adult you’re like “oh goodie, I can maybe get 100 shares and make like a few grand if I time the pop perfectly” and then go do literally anything else because it’s a better use of your time. |
| That part wasn't in the play. |
| I’d buy a corn for $0.69 just for the LOLz |
| Is bot short for bottom?.….I'm a top actually. |
| No it won’t. He’ll change tune to “we’re getting close”. |
| I’ve been bag holding |
| you said literally far too many times |
| 🥭 makes money , Cathie does not |
| Beyond sheets |
| Tariffs and oil doesn't move instantaneously. We are running low on inventory and countries are going to want to restock, which should keep demand high in the near term.\n\nRe tariffs - globalism murdered the rust belt. But we did import a lot of cheap goods stuff, and export a lot of agricultural products. |
| She trades like a retail investor what do you expect that's why when I hear she is dumping something I'm like where can I buy that lol |
| damn this is bringing back memories from when everyone was sleeping on chip makers before the AI boom hit\n\n \nthe PennyLane angle is actually smart - being the default software layer for quantum is like owning the picks and shovels during gold rush. doesn't matter which hardware company "wins" if everyone's coding on your platform\n\n \nroom temp operation is huge too. tried explaining quantum computing costs to my team once and half the budget was just keeping things cold enough. if they actually cracked networking at normal temps that's pretty wild\n\n \nprobably gonna do some research this weekend, the DARPA backing sounds legit |
| Don’t stop king |
| Actually it’s puts |
| this made me laugh way harder than it should have |
| Elon, that you? |
| Why would I do that? |
| What was the decision |
| I call bullshit |
| Arguing with robots on the internet will make you lose your humanity. I learned this the hard way on the yo gabba gabba subreddit. |
| Pamp? |
| Buy RKLB on the dip because it’s included in the nasdaq100 on 6/22 |
| I have a concept of framework of how my next week's trading looks like, and I should be green |
| Ähm no 🤣 |
| See, you get me! |
| 🍿 |
| At some point you have to put your phone away abd actually talk to someone before they'll marry you. |
| this time I literally laughed out loud |
| Send it to 0, trash asset, always has been |
| Get back to wendys and put the fries in the bag |
| Rug pull number 9 |
| This is the 500th time they’ve made this announcement this week… |
| If you add up McDonald’s, Toyota, Lockheed Martin and Sony market caps, you’d only get to a third of SpaceX… |
| Nah they let them see their huge cannons because their fish head wives are lacking 🤣 |
| "***literally***" x8. smfh |
| That was last year. |
| Majin buu? |
| I’m unemployed lol |
| Tarantinetoe |
| Lockup hasn’t ended |
| An entire business model around AOC pics |
| Sauce? |
| Imagine if instead he admitted that he was in love with you and then you guys got married and lived a happy life together as a gay couple |
| Fool me once shame on you.\n\nFool me twice, won't get fooled again\n\nGWB |
| Are we in the same market because each cheap call I bought on Friday expired worthless 🫤 |
| Schrodinger's investment? Buy and hold, just don't ever open the box |
| Bullshit lol |
| Is that where half life 3 has been all this time!? |
| did you teach him the wsb way to double down to try and get it back ? |
| This time it's for real. This time. |
| Baiting the global Sunday hours SPX |
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| It’s because some morons online told everyone that their retirements are gonna dump since they’ll be forced to invest in SpaceX due to index inclusion, so now there’s a whole frenzy of people bitching about SpaceX and a million YouTube essays |
| Yoink |
| No, then you are both regarded, and not regarded. In your own local non superposition, you can absolutely be regarded. I just watched a long documentary/college level lecture series about quantum mechanics on The Great Courses on Amazon so I'm basically an expert. |
| Bought a USO call before close yesterday bc no way we’re done with these shenanigans \n\nJuly 24, $130 strike |
| Bought TSLA 420c 0dte at $0.42 on Friday. That was a fun ride.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/tduki59pk47h1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4b7c4cf5b07ebcec55ccc0d939f94200a9422b4 |
| Luckily there's a whole gulf coast west from Florida, 2 out of 3 ain't bad |
| The issue if iran ends is who the fuck we blaming 4% inflation on now with consumer sentiment this low\n\nMy vote is bibi |
| Just had a friend that i've known for a good 15 years admit to me that he lost over 100k almost instantly on "a really dumb stock decision" about 5 years ago. |
| Next time try a dartboard. Oh, wait, ... |
| OP is a geniass |
| I Trust her.\n\nBitcoin is also close to 1 Million according to her prediction from last year. |
| Warrants have been available for earlier if that helps. |
| Quantum computing, even if the promises are realized is only useful for niche scenarios like drug discovery and material science initially, I don't see NVDA like upside unfortunately. Cryptography might also need to rethink some algo but nothing big |
| I went all in with the single share RH gave me before their server crashed |
| Schrödinger’s Regard |
| Lol is it out of UW? |
| What do you think of RGTI? |
| so when u selling lol |
| You know PennyLane is free (open source) software, right? |
| What’s the chance of a peace deal? |
| "I'm unemployed"\n\nyou don't say! |
| No it's not. |
| It's about time |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| My brother in regardation, that's yuge. Hope you cash out the gainz 🙏 |
| [Darker](https://i.imgur.com/JEkJw1Y.png) |
| You mean the concept of a framework of a memorandum of understanding that at some point there may be negotiations that result in a peace deal |
| Half cash, half stock |
| 👆 look at this retard |
| Do they pay half cash half stock to their employees? |
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| I've read this same headline every weekend for the past two months |
| Wake me up when there's actual use case for quantum |
| You better wait until Tuesday afternoon before you even think about selling |
| I’m more in the Skoal man myself |
| So your saying my INTU and ADBE will go up thank you 🙏 |
| Equity in businesses based between Sydney or Melbourne. |
| A little protein shake at lunch break what else?\n\nBut yeah bowling alley sounds nice too |
| They have a concept of a framework of a peace deal. |
| High volatility wrecked you. Those premiums get hella expensive when there's a ton of uncertainty. I see what you were going for, but if you want to profit off of uncertainty in high volatility with sideways movement, do an iron condor which can help limit your losses and benefit from time. |
| It’s gonna pump up just enough to hit you with a margin call, then dump |
| Could always pump out one until moral improves |
| My thought exactly. \n\nThat, and they \*need\* this to be a successful IPO to pave the way for Open AI, Anthropic, etc. \n\nTrying to decide do I have enough conviction to sell puts? |
| No matter how many posts you see about Space X do not and I repeat DO NOT try to short / buy puts on it. They will learn |
| It literally can't go tits up |
| It’s on the website |
| 🤣🤣 |
| Can't let those foreigners have our top grade RPGs. Open world doesn't mean open borders |
| No idea, Brazil do indeed suck. Spain is the play |
| eugh trading at open is the worst when there's no trend or peak or valley established. I always wait half an hour to see a trend and then trade at around 10-12. That's when the big moves flip. Then I don't need to risk being in the red. |
| Sounds gay, I’m in |
| Why do I know you’re obese lol. |
| Shit… I bought ADBE too, I’m cooked. |
| What tf are you talking about. Go read the news. |
| That was the stock that taught me the lesson of "If it's good enough to screenshot it's good enough to sell." \n\nMy buddy texted me that the stock was up. I checked the price, laughed that my random position was so positive, set my phone down. \n\n30 minutes later, checked the price again. Up even more. I laughed and screenshot at like +230%. Went about my day. \n\nChecked it before bed and it had crashed 😂 |
| I'll take things that didn't happen for 400 Alex |
| Right so you contribute nothing and you’re probably a bot |
| All 3 are great. |
| Well, it is cheaper than a motel room. |
| Why? Just sell enough to pay the taxes, too. He paid the taxes because he had to sell a lot of stock to fund the twitter purchase he trapped himself in. You think someone didn't do the math to figure out how much he needed to sell to do the deal and pay the taxes? |
| Hey that's me and the Broadcom calls and now I sit here -56% lol |
| There is an etf dedicated to shorting her. Lmao. |
| I'm only regarded if I'm being observed. |
| Yeah you’re right if female and think you’re stupid must be Cathie |
| Still at least 45% left to go |
| Why would you bring your date to your place of work? Take him to a bowling alley and eat his ass like a true romantic |
| Ah yes boomers waiting until they hit 50+ before they plan to solve quantum computing |
| 13 toed Tarantino is watching. |
| wait how are theaters makinng a comeback exactly |
| Cheap memory isn’t the concern here, it’s HBM4 that makes dram’s top holdings so relevant and profitable. China has barely started manufacturing HBM3. |
| Trades? This is a Wendy's. |
| Nobody runs like 3-time Stanley Cup champion Phil Kessel |
| Damn, awful picky if there is only 1500. My quick lookup on keeperai was 3.3mil, and that’s just because I don’t like tall whites. |
| How deep in the red are you? |
| Oh man Brazil fuckin sucks why’d I bet on these guys |
| Going to be hilarious when even the most advanced A.I. can’t make up for this guys inherent lack of charisma. |
| That was the first thing I noticed |
| Calm down Cathie |
| No profit yet. Starlink and gov contracts from all around the world to launch satellites. It will be profitable eventually yes |
| I love the thought of Trump trying to bring something out signed by an autopen yet he doesn't even know the name of the person's signature to try forging.\n\n> We agree to all of His Glorious Demands and the Straight of Hormel is Now and Forever opened.\n\n> - Tim Iran |
| btc is really only back until it starts pumping 3% at least. these 1%-2% pumps in 60k area is not enough, could just be dumped if it slowly goes up to 70-80k |
| And he carries his toddler son around his shoulders in the hopes it deters people from doing something about it.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/q1ix7nfqj47h1.png?width=612&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec43376c18ce6fd468d1a40307a14056dc6ace61\n\n \n |
| Don’t get me too aroused |
| Holländer sind auch nicht mehr was sie mal waren. |
| https://preview.redd.it/55qdh7gnj47h1.png?width=930&format=png&auto=webp&s=e05927c5d6fea4f314dfc664812ab5dd0701db3b\n\n |
| Alright what are your really smart trades right now? |
| What’s the chance of a rate cut lol |
| Would be crazy not to |
| nope, the mcdoubles back to $2.50(not app exclusive) and anysize fries for $1.99 daily on the app - they're coming back to reality with that high price idea it seems |
| Do \*not\* post pictures of whatever happens to your dick. |
| Misread this as “car wash” nodding my head sagely. |
| Translation: Taco on Tuesday |
| Economy so bad Rick Ross is flying Frontier Airlines |
| ye, has to go up to 80k |
| I’m new to investing and this community so should I still buy this ipo? Because I lowk don’t know what I’m doing and where should I start than? |
| That’s true |
| Short answer is no, because cash is a depreciating asset. If you're a billionaire, you got there owning stock, and you also know that converting it to cash and keeping it as cash, means you're actively losing money. |
| Love that you pretend to know what you’re talking about when you’re as regarded as the rest of us |
| The Chinese have started flooding tech markets with cheap memory :/ \n\n \nanalysts are expecting a correction. Question is WHEN\n\n |
| That is the case for all IPOs so why is it an issue for this one? |
| I’m shorting SpaceX |
| Extremely |
| Always down to throw a lil bone at AMC, let’s gooo |
| Yeah struck the nerve between your two brain cells |
| Hugh Everett erasure |
| Pienso como vos. \nY se vienen grandes estrenos… |
| They actually have 280+ employees. Check their website. |
| Shitcoin only down 50% from ATH now |
| Bet you’re a fan of Elon eh? |
| this stock made me financially free, so i highly recommend it |
| Is that not the move? |
| They actually have 280+ employees. Check their website. |
| I just want to report I’ve had a great run and am about to hit a milestone soon. I want to thank you all for your support I couldn’t have done it without all of you hard T Retards. The Basement Dweller achievement could have probably been cheaper to attain but I did it the hard way on Wallstreetbets. Imagine how much wealthier I could have been if I didn’t go for it by only participating in this subreddit |
| Sounds like Soma district in SF |
| Could you explain why the chart looks like a pump n dump for the last few weeks of April. What happened |
| Meet the next BAG |
| Cathie Woods is like the 🥭 of the stock market. If it's something stupid that makes no sense she's all up in it |
| And I actually love it, you can’t make this shit up😂 |
| How are my INTEL shares doing 👴👴👴 |
| Wait until he reverses once the date doesn't go well |
| That is true, I wouldn't have been able to afford another yacht without poor people buying up the otm fds I'm selling them |
| Once you’re in, you’re in. |
| Probably her best investment in a while |
| Imagine a peace deal and a rate cut in the same week |
| it's 5 to watch and 10 to touch it... |
| Scam company, dumped all their shares the second lockup ended, gg downvote |
| You clearly don’t pay attention because she had amd before it went up a fuck ton and she bought a bunch of Amazon when it dropped in march. You’re honestly just dumb |
| We must watch carefully for the singal |
| I went to see Obsession with my fiance and there were 15 people in the theater, which tbf is about 7x more than were in the previous films I saw. Calls it is |
| Location most likely |
| Tldr; buy SpaceX? |
| Bought Doom 2016 recently when on sale. Not typically into that type of fps, but I'll be damned if it wasn't fun af |
| Waterloo? |
| You misspelled Grindr.\n\nTwice. |
| 😂 |
| im betting 99% of the people that say this don't do anything that important |
| This logic is bulletproof |
| I think he might genuinely be special needs, even compared to the rest of us. |
| She was doing ok during covid but there are better performing ETFs compare to her "arkkk" or whatever the fuck |
| What even goes on during this? Feels like it’d be so awkward |
| To the son of a taxi-walla I’m sure Elon seems cool. Get a bit of life experience and you’ll know better. |
| Ibm is a good bet for quantum computing. |
| That crazy ex filter is devastating |
| 3 employees company btw |
| another Cathie Wood |
| A cheap call each Friday keeps the doctor away. |
| I always thought that movies was a horrible first date idea. |
| So ATH Mon on the spy huh? Surprise surprise |
| I almost came |
| did you mean she bough 600m of spcx??? no way |
| As always the dumpster behind the Wendys you work! |
| we DEMAND the casino opened!!!! |
| They're not interested in watching movies |
| always was, brutha |
| Female Jim Cramer. |
| Truly regarded. |
| https://preview.redd.it/eiddc0oqi47h1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe47141dc9f7417835186d8ced6010a79786d83 |
| Broken clock can be correct twice a day. Besides, will SPCX rip long term? Buy low, sell high then dump SPCX. USE AND DISCARD. |
| Glad I dumped mine 🙌 |
| Bulls consider themselves "ephebophiles" 🤭 |
| Tl;dr plus the ticker wasn’t in the title so I may have saved myself a headache or missed the opportunity of a lifetime idk 🤷🏻 |
| I lost thousands with a similar guy when the market changed last fall. What you didn't realize is some of them Are one trick ponies who did well in a bull market but when their one trick doesn't work you loose. Id sit and watch him make bad trades, know he was about to make bad trades, being unable to read the market. Then id read the market wrong. Ideally you need to spend time reading the tape and learning what works for you. It's cliche to say, I'm a smart guy and thought it was bullshit. It's not. You need to be able to set a enter and exit and stop and live by it. You need to be able to see it's not going your way and the harder part bail. I'm 3 years in and I still will not respect my stop. I am getting better but trading is a multifaceted attack on your senses and everything you know and hold holy. I'm a rational person in a irrational market. It's like dating a narcissist with dual personalities. You can easily loose everything in a month without realizing it. Taking losses is the cost of doing business but you can keep loosing thinking a big win is right around the corner and it isn't. Trump amplifies it too. Do not be a bear. Markets can correct over time or price. Price can drip over three days, let it. Controlled selling is repricing Will usually v shape. Panicked crazy drops is different, let it settle for 2-3 days. Always go longer in options than you think you need. Be relentless with stops. Hope this helps |
| this reminds of the bath & body works dude that lost his money. |
| Didn't they just take down that model for "national security." |
| Theatre’s will never make a come back because too many douchebags have zero respect for others. |
| https://preview.redd.it/t7scmacoi47h1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ebe27a52137bb3c77d6961079fc725a0d4f457f |
| XNDU… couldn’t escape you if I wanted to. |
| Truly amazing, ty |
| Signals giving toppy in your area |
| I AM PUTTING ICE ON MY TITS |
| Can they complete the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs? |
| Bro you’re a lot. But also generally it goes down then up she’s early but she ultimately makes money she’s not an options trader |
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| There are better quantum stocks if you believe in Copenhagen interpretation. |
| 😄. Grew up poor as hell and white in the USA. It's all class war. |
| 😭😭😭 |
| Based on Aljazeera Iran has announced that they will not sign the memorandum of understanding on Sunday but within the next week. So now it’s not only the USA which claims an agreement. \n\nThe content of the agreement is not known. It seems something will be signed next week. If it leads to the opening of the straight of Hormuz probably depends on if the parties fulfill the conditions of the agreement. There is a chance that Iran was promised something in return for opening the straight. They may wait with the opening until they receive what they were promised. |
| He just did this so his W L record goes up with a long streak. Call 50 Ws and now he is 50-0. GOAT. Don’t think another can do it in our lifetime. |
| So bought $600m of SPCX |
| This is so cringe. Yikes. Just go touch grass goddamn. Also 50k claudes gonna eat that in a week. |
| Calls should be on popcorn tbh |
| Please analyze by yourself. I just give an opinion based on the information I collect. The earliest possible sell-off could occur as early as an hour before Monday's closing. |
| Oh no |
| Nah bro, you need our donations. |
| Who will say him that GOV banned Fable and his chance for a wife? |
| "And That's a Good Thing" (TM) |
| !RemindMe 1 month |
| https://preview.redd.it/dktv9zbei47h1.png?width=595&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba5b573317b2aad9e792d1f5615d13e14776161a\n\n |
| Haha. When will that be again? Do you know or is it inthr next 100 years.\n Also when the dollar is worth nothing what will you sell your bitcoin for tobuy food and stuff? |
| The last article I read about the deal was that Iran is bringing in senior psychologists to evaluate his mental health. [X] |
| Just buy both, double down on whichever goes green first. Works every time, most of the time. |
| Thanks for the dd….puts |
| Ok. Put in a buy order for some shares for Monday based on your thesis. Though power problem for data centers isn’t old news. BE (fuel cells) bloomed because of this. Why do you believe TE is specifically positioned to do better than others ? |
| like he has a choice |
| Iran can do the funniest fucking thing tomorrow... |
| Funny, someone proposing marriage for a fable subscription \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/ClaudeAI/s/5gjdMTAL4W |
| So funny hahaha |
| luckily, that is unlikely to happen. |
| I'm in |
| How cheap we talkn |
| Aren't allowed to stay overnight in the US, have to hot foot it to the airport after any matched there to fly back to Mexico. Fucking madness |
| Lrcx have a good place in the boom. More specialized then AMAT. Great company. I took profit last week but now thinking of going back in. |
| Pretty sure they made up |
| No whatever that CUNT Cathie touches turns to shit. Reverse Midas. |
| A cheap call each Friday to hold over the weekend has been paying off with the 30 peace announcements |
| those aren't his kids... |
| https://preview.redd.it/0k64aov4i47h1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=941a66ffac60d11e0dc141562603c7171d3189de\n\n \nThe spice must flow |
| Wow those 3 employees sure are hard workers! |
| so everyone could have predicted that the deal would have been before the WC? why didn't you tell me? |
| I dunno how anyone can take this seriously |
| Cannot be found 😄 |
| JFC. You can rent Gen Z chics for $100-200/nut and not have to listen to them bitch about anything before/after.\n\nIf it floats, flies, or fucks...it's ALWAYS cheaper to rent it. |
| why anyone would trust a 70 year old fund manager, *who has no background in tech*, to create a profitible tech based etf, in the 21st century, is beyond me. |
| Can't wait to buy at 43k. |
| So NFLX calls it is |
| If he only wanted to make money he wouldn't have started a rocket company. R&D for rockets is tremendous. You cant make ANY money until you can reliably launch a rocket AND deliver a payload to orbit. No other company can do what they do. |
| Scotland's finishing is really not great, but Haiti are fucking shit so you'll probably squeak this |
| they all got kids, and an "ex" in the can |
| It's like she's trying to recapture her Glory Days of 2021 - Elon + fraudulent PE ratios. |
| Bullish? Full port it is. |
| The man who sold the world. |
| Bullshit |
| OP thinks he’s a guru now. |
| I think I will for the first time, 20K (Win or lose), far OTM calls |
| i'm zoomin bruh, i am zoom |
| So puts on Tuesday then |
| Risk free profit by betting on continued arkk underperformance relative to qqq? 🤔 |
| MAkes sense since the 🥭is a PDFile |
| Not sure why half the tards hate SPCX coz they hate Elmo and other half glaze him as some genius. This is a casino. SPCX and TSLA can burn money incessantly and don't do fuck all, does it really matter if YOUR port makes money? Buy low, sell high and then dump the stock like a piece of garbage in the dumpster. Why y'all weirdos so attached to a fucking company? Use it and throw it in the trash once you're done. |
| Bookmarked just to never buy and rediscover it when the stock does +4000% like SanDisk |
| Fuck the poors |
| You are trying to algorithmically trade your way into a marriage. If your data model says only 1,500 women fit your criteria, the problem isn't the math—it's that your parameters are basically a list of red flags. Fable 5 isn't finding you a wife, it's just helping you go single at maximum efficiency |
| Very nice, now what does Iran say? |
| Zoom out |
| Makes me wonder specifically without her buys what it would be priced at right now. 3.3 million had to at least partially move it up. |
| Those premiums finna be STOOPIT high. |
| Great place for a casino |
| Yes and yes |
| Haha I mean as someone who thought Obsession was excellent and Dune is goated as well IMO .\n\nThis is an interesting comparison lol |
| Please explain what they are doing that will own the future? |
| I have 100 shares. Did I get a lot ? |
| Say it with me folks!\n\n# ✨️ It's a bubble! ✨️ |
| taking the over -2.5 on Haiti and Scotland\n\nbunch of poor black french people and funny skirts people - there’s bound to be a lot of scoring |
| Buy PUTS |
| Bullshit. |
| It had 4 years to make a “comeback”, and 4 is generous |
| Wisconsin |
| Then buy 30x leveraged calls |
| Including sundays? |
| No, I have a commitment issue. |
| ISILDUR! |
| So you’re saying calls on Anthropic. |
| Like anything quantum, this may be it or it may not; that is just how superposition works, and you don't know unless you observe it‽ |
| mind if a get a few of them pixels to go wit this slop? |
| btc almost at 65k, slow melt up |
| Don't disrespect the comment section! |
| Didn't the US just Ban fable 5 for the general public? I swear I just read something on it this morning |
| what does Koolaid think of \*The Pineapples\*🫴🍍 |
| Hahshshs |
| Sure buddy |
| major tell that this is AI slop and things that never happened. \n\nRedditors and especially WSB regards don’t date and they certainly make “sweet love”\n\nWe know what your are OP |
| No way you have kids talking like that |
| Once Cramer confirms we have the two strongest signals in the book |
| Will the space x IPO cause people to take money out of other space stocks? I have a few hundred stocks of Firefly (FLY) from when I used to work there.\n\nI didn't sell at that $60 price point from a few weeks ago. Wondering if it will keep going lower at this point. |
| no they won't |
| Isn't that when you should buy more? |
| Doom dark ages is good |
| I wonder if he's filtering by geographic distance instead of by state. Then it would make sense for him to say only 1500 eligible in the country. |
| I don’t think you can truly guarantee that no one likes him or wants to have sex with him. I think it bothers your world view that there are people who truly do admire him and people who truly do adore him and people who are sexually interested in him, even if it’s just for his status and money. At the end of the day, he can also just pay for all these affections and love and sex anyway. \n\nThere are obviously other people who have succeeded in life also, but they also wouldn’t mind if they had more money or had more options in shaping a country’s policies. |
| If you aren’t jacked to the tits rn it just means you didn’t have calls over the weekend. It’s ok, you’ll make the right play next time champ. |
| I feel exposed |
| Amc doubled... You mean it went to $2. Lol |
| Kid you not I saw a clip that fable was returning to Xbox a few weeks ago, and I see fable popping up everywhere in the news and it didn’t occur to me until now that Fable is a ai model from Anthropic\n\nEarlier today I saw a headline that said US government made a ban on Fable being used by other foreign nations and I thought huh that’s weird and just scrolled and accepted it. Accepted that the US government made a world wide ban on a video game being released to foreign nations for reasons of national security. I really need to quit drugs |
| https://preview.redd.it/stjlnd7eh47h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa4f9c6c82ca21c9f08bf234bcfdd90c2586845 |
| .50 cents at least |
| my theory? she launders money for folks here |
| Let me guess, her name was Wendy. |
| Initial Penis Offering |
| Pretty sure he said this yesterday in the afternoon. He also acknowledged that he wouldn't be there to sign it. |
| Iran is mocking this statement. |
| Well he's gonna be pissed that Fable got banned (probably because they're outpacing OpenAI, who I think will have a fairly sluggish but green IPO, btw) and now he's going to get matched with some scepter heads. |
| What's your cost basis on those AMC shares? This reeks of you being a bagholder and trying to pretend you're not. |
| Aljazeera reports that Iran said they will not sign the memorandum of understanding on Sunday but probably next week. \nAt this point it’s not only the US claiming a deal.\n\nThe details of the agreement remain unknown. Both parties have their own story. |
| so Iran is in the world cup? are they coming to the US? haha that's funny |
| Sure |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| plot twist: that’s the entire matrix in every industry in a nutshell |
| Well, only about 5-10 million are in their age cohort, and probably half of those are in a relationship or don't want a relationship. It isn't unrealistic to expect the nationwide pool is below 2 million, and maybe there is a geographic restriction. Still should be much higher than 1500, but he's maybe only one order of magnitude off. |
| 10% day tomorrow on SPY, War over and signed. strait of hormuz maritime traffic is fully opned |
| Watch the market absolutely tank. |
| Trump already stole his wife before she even existed |
| I’m a bull. But let’s chill on celebrating BTC making a move from 63k to 64k… |
| Your mom is sweating on my dick, doing all the hard work, while I eat pineapples. |
| So we can bomb other countries on the weekends |
| Which is fuckin' ironic, considering how good it is |
| People like this Will always exist. Using this and these types of people as scapegoats to justify government control is bullshit to a massive degree. I have never paid for AI and I still see how it's stupid. |
| It’s like watching a car crash. Nobody wants to see it but you can’t look away |
| Musk paid around $11 Billion in income tax in 2021. It had to come from some account. |
| Every sunday for a year. Loop is: \nabout to sign -> Market goes up 5% -> bomb em -> stock market goes down 2% -> about to sign |
| That’s a leap mate, I was just joking about your niche sport 😂 |
| they'll mine for bitcoin in those asteroids, since ... y'know, those mines aren't tapped dry like they are here on earth |
| Real talk: obsession is one of the better cinema experiences I’ve had in recent memory. Probably only topped by dune |
| I guess the government made the right call. Fable shouldn't interfere with nature like that. |
| Bed Bath and back from Beyond the grave |
| B2 Bomber airstrikes scheduled immediately afterwards! |
| It’s peasant mentality |
| His nose... its like a natural canopy |
| When Theta Gang goes wrong. That's not too bad. At least you didn't sell naked calls like /u/stormwillpass |
| 🥭 still can threaten a falafel embargo |
| She is known to pump and dump. Her credential as an economist makes people think she knows her stuff but it is not. It doesn’t work this way anymore because the market is irrational and strong fundamentals is not the only differentiator nowadays. She just has insider news that enable her to make money. |
| Correction: I went to the movies with my mom |
| No they are not lol |
| This thing of ours, there's no retiring from it |
| What a loser lmao |
| That would be great. |
| You can be a trillionaire too, you just need to be born in the right place, at the right time, to a father who owns an emerald mine. |
| sham pillows and duvets get me wet. buy the towels too daddy |
| Cucked by the government 💀 |
| All the bottoms were already taken |
| The irgc are losing there grip higher powers are taking over as they are only days away from having to cap wells so makes sense now they ready lol |
| META needs to open like +10% for me to even come close to breakeven 🤡 |
| AMC is 🐶💩 \n\nCinemark to the moon!!! |
| Why is it disgusting? I mean I wanna make money in the casino, but why fall in love with a company? |
| Should have gone with $69. Play the meme angle. They'd have more success. |
| I think this is more of a power bottom signal myself |
| Hahahah, good luck to those who bought this POS stock |
| ok U promise me |
| I mean because it's very obviously happening? If you want a real corroborating sign go read how much the country which shall not be named is reacting (Kan, Channel 12/13, i24) and how they are all screaming at Netanyahoo over his fuck up |
| What the fuck else would she do |
| I never said they wouldn’t…. Jesus Christ just accept you are wrong. SpaceX has received less money than its competitors and has been far more successful, and upheld their contracts, unlike other outfits.\n\nI started this whole thread mentioning the subsidies. I never said Musk started all from scratch and would have been successful without government contracts. Just dumb. |
| Press the on button for 3 seconds. |
| LMAO nuclear is the future bro unless the hippies shut it down again |
"Just as America mints its first trillionaire, we're seeing real wages fall for most American workers. And the previous strong wage growth at the bottom is starting to unravel."\n\n Arin Dube (@arindube) on X Just as America mints its first trillionaire, we're seeing real wages fall for most American workers. And the previous strong wage growth at the bottom is start... x.com |
| It's no different than spy theta.. |
| Y can't they make ): da market 24/7 |
| One person now has the capability of completely crashing the economy. |
| It is going to crash so hard |
| https://preview.redd.it/rxzthry9g47h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58a5e229dee5134755b01efd12e2dfee03a2fdf3\n\nTL;DR Calls on NFLX. |
| thats not true it will cut one nail during the pedicure season |
| well at least for a weekend his imaginary money net worth went to 1 trillion |
| Hey that’s mean 😞😞😞 |
| Why, do you want more cum? Weirdo. |
| No, I’m just judging a piece of trash who would disown their children because of their orientation or identity, trashiest thing possible a parent could do. Just trash. I love my babies and pray you never have any. Those poor kids would have a trashy bigot for a parent. Sorry buddy. |
| Holy shit he really is lol |
| Iran will ship their autopen to Pakistan. US will steal it and use it to sign the resignation of the ayatollah |
| https://preview.redd.it/jcpj9vbfg47h1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff713dd20efe9cb5f2479dca052c00d23545e4dc |
| reverting back to be grammar police. Who is boring now? you're done with bringing up cum? |
| GG boys |
| What month is it? How long have I been in a coma? An hour? Feels like longer |
| The lie started at "tiner date" mentiob |
| You're ignoring the fact that his companies are pioneers in their respective fields. Tesla was the first EV company to make a profit on their cars, and BYD is the only other competitor to make money. |
| Open the fucking casino, you crazy bastards |
| Can’t wait to be holding these bags |
| lmao even if they make a comeback they are a shitty fucking business |
| i am thinking of puts on NVDA/AMD/SNDK |
| Savor this moment and both of you should savor her best friends asshole at the same time |
| "Your opinion is absolute trash, so I don’t really care." same to you \n\nwhat a displeasure to be your kids, am sure they would raise them to be a net drain to society |
| Where do you bring your Grinder dates?!? |
| Not msft it's ready to run look at the recovery Friday And the strength when tech would fall it didnt |
| Always the contrarians. |
| It is just another bounce off a double bottom. If you are in until like $70-$74k and out, it is some quick money. Just don’t assume this is the bottom. |
| Ok |
| Of course you’re cringe |
| Let us know when she shits on your shoulder like the pigeon |
| Yea you got it. |
| Things that never happend |
| same! |
| Cringe |
| Sounds more like a bottom |
| Plot twist: Her best friend is her boyfriend. |
| So…if US men’s soccer team secures a deal then 🥭 advances? |
| She must be a regular here |
| SPCX with the CFRa amd Morningstar sell rating.\n\nMorningstar has a disgusting price target of $63 |
| "we disagree that the finding"\n\nthere were classmates in college that were just plain dumb and couldn't even pass english, not surprising to meet one of them here on wsb\n\nkey word finding, as in the accuser found something and anthropic disagrees with it\n\n |
| I've been saying the same thing for years, yet I keep coming back.. |
| I keep seeing TD Bank ads "you don't need a lot of money to start trading options"\n\n\nBro, please don't target the poors to gamble their rent money so you can earn transaction fees 😂 |
| A lot of “he doesn’t actually literally have a trillion dollars” comments. It’s making me wonder who is thought to be the richest person in actual liquid, Scrooge McDuck-style terms. Have there ever been billionaires with an actual billion dollars in an account immediately available to use? |
| And if it weren't for that money, SpaceX would've been a failed startup. Same with the Tesla subsidies. |
| Put credit spreads it is |
| # 🚨 BREAKING: Bears very close to a deal with the Wendy's manager to get time off on Thanksgiving |
| I’ve been buying weekend calls every Friday and this dumb shit keeps getting me paid lmfao |
| GILF |
| Is 39 or 40? I lost count. |
| From the famous play “happy people who are winning at life” |
| Mostly bored. There's only so much to say about someone simping for a rich pedophile, especially when you barely speak English bro. |
| Just in time to retire |
| your boss |
| Got assigned on my OKLO CSPs, so now I'm the proud owner of 30k worth of OKLO shares 💀 |
| The IRGC isn't going to let 🥭 off the hook that easily. They'll probably postpone signing until after Khomeini's funeral over the 4th of July weekend. |
| Nah, it will be DJT special edition Gold sharpie with specially sourced permanent ink from the last barrel of iranian oil that made it through the blockade |
| fat retarded pedophile. |
| Probably to make sure that this guy doesn't find a wife |
| Why do you not sell? It is better to be on the other side. 💁♂️ |
| Glorified chatbot is useless slander though \n\nUnless you mean how most people use it, but it’s way more than a glorified chatbot |
| Nah - the "deal" is default suspected to be bullshit which leaves us and the markets exactly where we left it on Fri. |
| Your opinion is absolute trash, so I don’t really care. I have kids and love them regardless of their orientation or identity because I don’t push my weird insecurities on other people like you do. Sad you cannot say the same\n\nAnd I’m sorry this is so triggering to you, but that’s because you’re a bad person, so I understand why |
| Indeed so. |
| Happy birthday fat orange retard |
| It's unusual for a woman to check off every single box so demanding all of them is a big ask. Also, this guy probably assumed that different variables are entirely independent such that their joint distribution can be calculated simply be multiplying the likelihood of their marginal distribution. So basically the real number of potential women could be (likely is) even lower. |
| Go outside and meet someone homie. |
| The top single. |
| Man, this fund will never recover at this rate. |
| but puts on her friend’s marriage |
| Over under on how much time in total Neymar is rolling around on the ground in this game |
| BC or California |
| Nah only once aftermarket is closed bro. Night shift at Wendy's starts at 7. |
| the way top is misspelled tho |
| Thats the sell signal.\n\nBuy signal is when she dumps it. |
| And so will MSFT |
| the important question here tbh - if movies are trash then packed theaters won't last long regardless of stock price |
| Stop loss anywhere in there? |
| about to have a three way with my wife and her best friend\n\ncalls on our marriage |
| The press-secy is beyond dumb and ugly… |
| Damn dystopia is like 30 years away tops. 2050 will be the beginning of the end. |
| What would that fix? A few months and they're right back having trouble making ends meet. You can't fix problems like that by giving irresponsible people money. Didn't the trillions to Africa teach you anything? |
| If you’re regarded enough to believe that then there’s a Wendy’s name tag with your name on it |
| now whose shit talk game is weak? |
| What does America has to show for it's darling EV manufacture and driverless cars, and the money it has been milking from the Stock and Money Market?\nEverything is interconnected like a fishing trawler hauling rocks and a few fish claiming it has the heaviest haul of fish of all times.\nRapid Unscheduled disassembly costs are now on the books of major Financial Companies and 401 stockholders without their permission by this biggest financial IPO screwworm burrowing deep into America's Fiscal and Financial Infrastructure ensuring it can never be excised from existence, and trying to do so will result in a world wide destruction of the world economies. Hello World! 🐧\n[SpaceX_IPO ](https://youtu.be/IHD8BDFYyGI?is=aQ9CVzNs3IwxQB0_) |
| No more fable or wife |
| Singal tops in your area want to meet you |
| Hey hey Microsoft |
| There will be a sell-off at the latest on Tuesday... You can lock profit before that. If you think interest rates will remain unchanged on Wednesday, you can enter the market; if rates rise, continue to wait. I think interest rates will remain unchanged, so I will buy the dip on Wednesday morning. |
| Lol, struck a nerve huh? |
| If he was lying, he wouldn’t have truthed it |
| I'm not sure his 50k budget is gonna cut it |
| Can’t wait till the casino is open so I can donate more money |
| That wont work forever. Need new retards. He will eventually run out of retards. |
| Omg bers are sweating |
| WSB redditor dating? That’s how I know this is bullshit. |
| She's going to get smoked! |
| Dangerously close to actual porn in my loss porn! |
| ["Two weeks!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uYB2y3zP-s)" |
| why so quiet now? got no more clever comeback? |
| This guy sees one movie with a tinder date and got a handy in a popcorn bag and goes full wsb regard on amc. |
| What a weird little guy you are |
| TACO is priced in. |
| Thank you for the succinct summary |
| that’s the fun part, you don’t |
| Cathie is LARPing as Leia Organa rn:\n\n"Save me Elon, you're my only hope!" |
| Its top signal if he said he wanted to use Claude to make the hot blonde cab driver his wife |
| Mango has never lied to us |
| I wouldn't believe either of them. But if Iran doesn't sign it'll get bombed again. |
| $1T |
| Has to be the plan. Then resumption of war to crash the market and cause big old deflation. The plan is too obvious and makes perfect sense. |
| The Iran Signature line will be signed “Crunchwrap Supreme” and the email it was sent to will be Iran@Iran.net |
| “You know what that means”\n\nDilution? |
| Okay, get your colonies back and then we will talk about changing the name |
| Username checks out. |
| Definitely for Tinder dates but not much for the stock. |
| Your mom |
| and that’s why it’s not going to happen |
| same to you, we dont need more transformers |
| How many trades are you making in a day? |
| How are we supposed to believe this latest 'deal'?? |
| Tomorrow is 🥭’s birthday 🤔 |
| \*upvotes\* |
| I met up with OP’s mom from Tinder and made her cumback in the backroom |
| After winning the war 6 times, then having a deal 4 times, then deliberately closing the Hormuz strait, then opening it, then closing it, then opening it, then closing it again, then destroying the entire Iranian army, then actually just the important units, but not the ones causing mayhem in Hormuz, but then them too...\n\nThis time for sure it will happen. Whatever 'it' is, but it will happen. If not (but why wouldn't it?), then surely in 2 weeks time this will be wrapped up beautifully. It will be more beautiful, than Ivanka is. |
| At this rate you gonna hate Elon and hate money fellow regard!! 📉📉 |
| Dude she’s horrible at investing |
| OP’s DD = I took my tinder whore to watch a movie. Time to full port AMC 😂 |
| He has said this every day for the past 2 months at some point it has to be true. |
| Weaponized autism |
| Calls on adobe? |
| Bears love hotdogs for their shape. |
| There’s only so much 10/10 thick big booty latinas without children or a crazy ex, also not from Florida |
| Bitcoin will likely lose money to SPCX; I think Musk will start squeezing out short sellers once options and 2xETFs are launched. He has already received a new government contract. |
| Well fuck, now i don't know when i'm gonna sell my calls. I never expected to have this problem and didn't plan ahead |
| you're all over this post typing essays about how much you hate anyone who supports elon. gotta say I admire the hatred and dedication |
| Probably Quantum and Nuclear in 10 years but not sure what before then |
| This guy really thinks he can optimize his way into a relationship like he's backtesting a trading algorithm. The market for human connection doesn't work the same way as options pricing my dude\n\n \nAlso putting 50k into what's basically a glorified chatbot to find love instead of just going outside and talking to actual people is peak wsb energy. Like bro you could literally travel the world with that budget and meet people organically but nah let's feed it all to an AI and hope it spits out a soulmate\n\n \nThe "statistical modeling within the United States: \~1500 Women" part killed me though - imagine explaining to your future wife that you literally calculated her into existence |
| Dude, you either date or you wsb, and never the twain shall meet, so |
| It's faxed obviously duh |
| Sure jan |
| How many trades are you making in a day? |
| Lmao why are you so obsessed with being rammed by trans? No kink shaming but you can keep that to yourself |
| Fair enough |
| He can't get the same deal as Obama because of the Strait of Hormuz and Iran reparations. |
| Everyone has to sell all of their stocks to buy it |
| Let's see. Japanese surrendered on 2.9.1945 Nine months later lil Donny is born. |
| Thanks, I appreciate it. \n\n\nIts not all so bad. I got a free boob job and it looks great 😅 |
| I think its the other way around lmao |
| SpaceX received that money from NASA to do what you flippantly mentioned: transport people (and cargo) to and from the ISS. Ever heard of Starliner or Dreamchaser? No? Wonder why, because they also received plenty of money. SpaceX also put DoD infrastructure into space. They didn’t take that money and blow it on for profit enterprises or whatever the hell Boeing, ULA, SNC, did with theirs. As far as other countries, yup. So did NASA back in the day with STS. |
| 1% 🥱 |
| His standards are the 1500 top earning OnlyFans models. |
| Bulls use the term "woke" in real life 🤭 |
| Electric cars? Every car company now has EVs after the success of Tesla. \n\nReusable rockets? Where have you seen a rocket land like that before? \n\nSatellite internet in low orbit available to the general public? You had that before? \n\nThere's more, but even just one of the things I mentioned here would've been impressive. |
| You say this as bitcoin is mooning currently with mango blabbering on about a peace deal this weekend. |
| Thanks! I am actually doing great 🙂 hope you are doing well also! |
| God please don’t have kids, trash dad right here everyone |
| In his mind |
| I don't want to sound like an asshole but I really can't be seen in a place like this anymore |
| Within Two weeks, he'll have this in the bag /s |
| The market thought that Enron and Bernard L. Madoff were valued at what they were too. In fact basically every such publically traded financial scam at one point had the market thinking that prices were higher than their more-reasonably-calculated valuations were worth. |
| Who cares? So sick of seeing this retarded stock. |
| Groundhog Day |
| you think the deal is signed via a PDF electronic signature service? |
| sound like you have 1 trillion reddit friends and 0 dollar. How do you even feed yourself? oh is it EBT? |
| i want hard fuck |
| What's next, bed bath and beyond is making a comeback? |
| If $25k was the make or break, you were always poor. |
| okay, but did you like the movie? |
| So sick of people at work talking about rivn stock. I had 2k shares saved up 2 years ago and offloaded them at 15.50 and made really good off of it ajd still have all that money. Back then all of us dumped our bags |
| Doesn't need to happen, musk just needs to say it's happening in the next 6 months for 7 years in a row. |
| Yes this is the top singal |
| Many wells have already been capped some they are draining the oil into the Gulf…u can see the oil slicks on satellite images…the deal is only to begin negotiations…Iran won’t allow shipping before an actual agreement…it gains leverage each day it’s closed. Allowing shipping without a real deal will not happen. |
| If spy goes to 800 then my retarded ass calls are gonna be worth like 500k |
| Who cares, US government already is issuing to shut it down, I wonder why |
| Who’s standards are so high that there’s only 1500 women that jibe with them out of 175 million? Like you can be into some niche BDSM stuff with a gambling addiction and still do better than that. |
| Honestly everyone is so pessimistic about the stock… it makes me optimistic 🤣 |
| In purgatory |
| Ok Claude find me a wife that has big tiddy big ass no mistakes no fats |
| we eating good for Juneteenth |
| If 25k was the difference between poor and not poor I have bad news |
| That might single handedly bring peace to the middle east \n\nSomeone get the president on the phone |
| Can Jim Cramer say it’s a Buy?\n\n💀 |
| The ARK Venture Fund had had exposure to SpaceX before the IPO |
| you're bring up cum again? is that all your mom talk about growing up? |
| That dude from work. You know you want to |
| Remember when boeing couldn't save it's astronauts and space x had to step in. Yeah. That's how good this company is. |
| The masses will love this! |
| Bcz AVGO is 3x as cheap as QCOM in growth adjusted valuations. Its not even close between them. And AVGO also have better revenue visibility and way less cyclical than QCOM |
| So deal signed tomorrow, surprise rate cut Wednesday…SPY 800 Friday. Ber fukd. |
| Art of the deal. |
| vancouver? Los ángeles? Seattle? |
| Things that never happened. |
| You're all over this post making incoherent comments about peoples' parents you barely literate weird little shitgibbon lol. I hope to god English isnt your first language because hot damn if it is you are one retarded little dick rider simping for a pedophile. |
| Well I know there’s people who teach how to do it so I guess there must be some trick to it |
| What is the upside here at a $2T valuation? There’s just very little juice left in it. I don’t understand the interest |
| I haven’t said much other than your cum guzzling Elon fantasy is humourous |
| No it is not |
| no love better than taking it up the rear by transformer |
| I wish I bought tesla at $17 IPO. |
| True, but that was because England, France and Italy overruled the US demands; Germany had to sign what the Allies put on the table. |
| I like infinite too, unless is credit :/ |
| The entire Artemis program is expected to cost $100B by 2028. The recent Artemis II mission cost $4B.\n\nSpaceX has received $22B, making up the majority of Musk's $38B in government funds through his business empire.\n\nWhat exactly has Musk done with those $22B? It sure hasn't been moon exploration, or beating China in the modern day space race. So far, I've seen him use it to build a for-profit satellite internet service, haul people to and from the ISS, and put other countries' satellites into space. |
| Travis Scott and Tom Brady discussing whose cock is bigger with Neymar at MeTa life sciences stadium |
| Still more upside on sndk until that happens. But yeah you're totally right. Though them churning out ram will hurt the memory sector too even with the hbm moat. |
| Wtf lol |
| Someplace gay |
| Fuck Musk |
| Since they moved to Miami everything went down the shit. |
| sounds like you know more about elon dick than me. Did you mom tell you about ? |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| lmao 💀 |
| She actually tweeted that the loss was ok because of tax write offs?? |
| btc flying jesus |
| If you look at the NVDA chart, she bought at $230 two weeks back lol |
| Bag holding. |
| Was up a lot for the month btw before this happened. \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/blm29oy1e47h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8a4ea67425c99c6211cff090a2dad0b8c631889 |
| Why AVGO over QCOM? |
| 😂 |
| Admitting you lost your son the the transformers, is shit talk? if my kid turn out that way i would say the same thing. |
| Any holes a goal |
| Old cars you can buy a 100,00 dollar car and say you paid 60 k and they only go up in value |
| The underwriters have taken on massive risk with this IPO, and they're going to use the powers they have to keep the price stable until lockup ends |
| Ah yes. Sizing heavier. I’ve heard of this. \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bqgqeemyd47h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d76f30c79d28f4e82660e6c347c6ef67ed0f4ba9 |
| Oh yeahhhhhh say that slowly for me yaaaa. |
| Pick whatever you want, just stop stealing things 😂 go with throwball, fits better for it than football 😂 |
| +3% open on monday hot damn |
| I need to trip out while listening to orchestra remixes of anime tracks. |
| I'm not really worried about these either. Chips? I don't know, but I continue holding! |
| Right? He’ll be back down to that 5k just as he did before |
| Does israel agree? |
| Stoked for you, brother!! |
| What the actual fuck this is insane |
| Yep… easy come easy go… lol 😂 |
| Bingo. There’s no intellectually honest way to describe this as anything but an abject defeat for the US. Iran controls and tolls the strait. They get the blockade lifted. They get to sell their oil. And in return they promise to hold discussions about how much they never, ever intend to give up their nuclear program. |
| today I feel qatari |
| You sound desperate mate. I hope things get better for you. |
| Right?! Title should read “66k to 5k back to 66k” |
| But Jesus tells her which stocks to pick, so she’s probably an oracle of the antichrist. |
| in your moms basement. |
| wow, world cup game at get-a-life stadium from GTA 4 |
| Just type in 10 digits and spin the wheel |
| Wasn't life REGARD! IT WAS YOU!🤣🤣 |
| Thank god I have no idea what those are. I must be doing something right. |
| Because you’re not connected |
| I am having a matcha tea and a vegan lunch after my climbing session. Where do i live ? |
| Very bullish sentiment on sub today. Most of you will get zeroed out if not careful around here, don’t give back all your gainz from this move english ciggies. |
| because you're a no good bum who peaked at a local wendy's |
| #R.I.P. |
| **w**ell you could also just use imagemagick\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/kaj9g5hjd47h1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f8f9f5051cfaf39c63615ec86431c8813305df2\n\n(it's not actually easy i barely know how to use this) |
| Your ex is the obvious choice |
| Ironic that people think spacex needs to stay up for “insiders” to cash out. What do you think the ipo at 2 trillion was? That was Elon getting his cash… like he gives a fuck about the next few months and his employees, etc. being able to cash in lmao. |
| I'd rather ignore the cheaper countries and invest all of that into Israeli and Persian feet pics, but that's just my humble opinion |
| Whatever happens next week, PLTR will be red |
| I will also try and catch the falling knife at that price. It would get propped up so hard by the pres before it goes much lower. |
| Right Like he’s not gonna let you hit bro lol |
| Oddly specific |
| Karp is fucking PLTR holders |
| Yeah, you know I was really close to becoming the first trillionaire I just had to work a little harder and I would have done it. It also helps when your biggest companies have a P/E ratio of 370 and the other has negative earnings but valued at 2 trillion. |
| they pay near minimum wage for Denver for most positions. their company can rot in hell for those pay scale for their staff in that city. |
| A broken clock is right twice a day |
| His entire fortune is barely 2.5 years of pension spending of a country like France.\n\nAlso forcing him to liquidate 10% of his companies would vastly lower the price, it's not liquid, it's stock, dumbass. |
| Nice. I had to grow mine. Took about a year. Now I work at Gamestop. |
| Following reports that Trump plans to sign a peace agreement on May 14, crude oil futures prices fell 4.5% over the weekend to around $81.05 (reference price).\n\n\n\nThe market seems to be taking these reports at face value for now.\n\nBut is it really safe to believe them...?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6d6foo0ad47h1.png?width=792&format=png&auto=webp&s=751f2445a8365e0b849f1547f4d6b334d34e3425\n\n |
| I will inverse Cathie Wood every single time, I don't care about the consequences |
| The air has been bullish since game 4 |
| She’s an Elon dickrider, I don’t think she’s ever going to sell. |
| [Futures Options Like I'm 5](https://chatgpt.com/share/6a2dcd50-e838-83e8-86cd-f0801943fdcd)\n\n |
| It probably still has room to grow |
| I had used Honda Civic money at the beginning of the week and now I couldn't even buy a happy meal because withdrawing what I have left would put me on margin after the withdrawal fee |
| Yes. You can lose your money even faster. |
| With 1 trillion dollars, you could conceivably pay for feet pics from the every woman on Earth. Some of the cheaper countries you could likely get by paying like 25¢ for a lot of em which helps to offset the cost of the more premium sellers. |
| What I don’t get is why people would buy her fund vs just buying the QQQ |
| He’s not gonna date you OP |
| Everyone bullish in here is trying to sell you calls to offload their bags |
| Admitting the accomplishments of another human being has nothing to do with my self worth. It’s important to recognize accomplishment when it is there, versus delusionally trying to deny these as accomplishments. It’s important to know that an average person really wants to become Musk instead of hating him. It’s also important to clarify for the average person that status like Musk is a goal and motivation instead of something that we pretend we don’t like and settle into the mentality that somehow each one of us don’t like as much money as we want.\n\nIt is more pathetic and pitiful to try to lie to yourself about not wanting the things Musk has and pretend to yourself that your hate for him is hate instead of jealousy. It is also more pathetic and pitiful to try to convince yourself that you are happy with just a mediocre life when you want to be Musk but you are unable to. |
| comes with the gold card |
| Don’t worry, it would have changed twice by Monday. |
| NoOoOo, we are sticking it to hedge funds. It’s going to be like GameStop! |
| What are your tips?\n\n I normally don’t buy puts as it feels wrong to profit on others losing money.\n\nBut I might have to, I see so many making money from them.\n\nWould love to turn $300 into somehow breaking even.\n\nCurrently down $35k all time.\n |
| Monday $135 lol |
| No way. Memory still has 2 more earning reports to blast, and if they dip post earnings buy it |
| Why? 100 is still a stupid valuation for a company that makes no profit |
| Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you -- go home and play with your kids!! |
| Is there a taco slang for Monday? |
| It is called "strategic investing!" |
| This is why I bought ARKX last week. |
| Yea but MU has a bigger moat, if china starts making NAND chips sndk is cooked |
| Raining tacos on monday |
| I get it dude it's hard to type coherently when you've got Elon's taint covering your eyes as you massage the scars from his botched dick surgery it's okay you weird little guy don't let it get you down too bad |
| Green week |
| So if no deal happens Sunday…? Are we red 😂 I bought calls for “peace deal” lol |
| I’d make out with Kevin warsh if he gave us a surprise 25 bp cut. |
| Always |
| I am calling BS on this. There is no way you got given 4k shares from Wealthsimple. \n\nThere is also nothing stopping you from selling. Ws cant stop you from seeing. You clearly didnt read the contract. You just get banned from ipo participation if you sell before 90 days.\n\n\nSomething stinks here. |
| It opened at $150 which is what all of my shares were filled at. |
| It's like when your asshole is too loose from the your gay activities that your feces just drops unimpeded |
| can trade SPCX options from Tuesday |
| That's what happens when you take steriods but don't work out |
| Why would to listen to a fruit vs a human ? |
| man you have a real pathetic view of humanity. \n\nfirst off, when you're even 1/10000th that rich you literally don't know who your real friends are and are constantly subjected to sycophants and hangers on. I guarantee there is not a single dude in this orbit that he could reliably call a true friend and he has no one who could actually challenge him when he's out of line. that ain't healthy whatsoever\n\ntons of girls would love to have sex with him? please... he's objectively repulsive. it's hard to imagine any woman ever enjoying this guy's pale barrel chest thrusting on top of them. Shivon Zilis is mid as hell. My wife is 10x hotter and I ain't no trillionaire \n\nI would call someone who 'won at life' someone with a job they love, a loving family, and good friends. I could think of 5 people I know who 'won at life' more than Elon fucking Musk. There's levels to it but most ultra rich people I've met are just trying to fill a void that money cannot buy. Hopefully one day he'll fucking wake up and see that donating it will fulfill him much more than just hoarding it. |
| No she's investing in her future |
| Even less profitable than ai... |
| Only a few more hours and the doom and gloom crew goes up in chat |
| I will only believe there is a peace deal if BTC hits,$100k today. |
| i imagine itll follow more like RDDT's trajectory. |
| If 🥭 secures the Peace Deal, US Men's Soccer Team advancing |
| That was a tweet she made after losing $3 billion. |
| "SpaceX IPO makes 4,400 workers into instant millionaires"\n\nwhy can luck never find me like this? |
| You would, and I am not joking and this is 100% true, have an easier time counting when he has not lied. |
| 96k so the option contract would have been around $13 |
| Please look up how much NASA has received to develop Artemis, and how much SpaceX has received in total contracts and tell me you think that would have been a more productive spend?\n\nAlso NASA doesn’t build rockets, they just hand the money off to their buddies at places like Boeing. |
| How high are you bro? |
| weird you dont know this shit while trash his ppl family. |
| "TACO: “This is the deal. It’s a great deal, and it’s time to end this war.” |
| You guys made him a trillioniare. Buying his sh1tty cars. Still twatting on X. Now, you're investing into SpaceX and xAI. There's a reason why we stopped space exploration back in the early 70's. It's a waste of money, resources and time. We're not going to colonize Mars in his lifetime or yours. |
| how do I explain to my accountant that cumrocket crypto is a real investment? |
| So a concept of a plan. |
| Doubt it |
| "I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!" \n\-*Pootie Tang* |
| Lots of businesses pay for enterprise DocuSign. |
| “We are complying with the government’s legal directive and are removing access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 for all users. However, we disagree that the finding of a narrow potential jailbreak should be cause for recalling a commercial model deployed to hundreds of millions of people.“\n\nSerious question, how would you feel if you didn’t eat breakfast today? |
| Weird you know this shit. |
| that's what i call the alphabet community |
| Is that confirmed? Tuesday? 😬😬😬 |
| When has 🥭 lied? |
| there’s a bubble |
| SNDK up almost 5000% in 1 year, and you are just now thinking it is a good time to buy? |
| You mistake me. I have a normal level of appreciation for what musk has accomplished. I just have utter contempt and pity for his dick riders. I mean honestly, do you think being a fucking cheer leader for another man’s accomplishments can stand for your own self worth? It’s pathetic. |
| How the fuck is she buying on IPO day instead of buying during a previous funding round. Is she regarded? \n\nWhy is she acting like a retail gambler |
| That was painful to read |
| Sounds exactly like what someone who has never experienced love would say |
| Guess he doesn't need government contacts anymore for his various companies |
| 🍊says the deal is being signed on Sunday.\n\nIran said that no timeline is in place.\n\nWho to believe? |
| On fucking Christmas Day when you’re supposed to be with your family. Oh he was gonna bring his one daughter with him to rape island, though\n\nEdit: a typo |
| Monday is going to be fucked... Taco incoming |
| Arent trump and elon beefing these days |
| LOL guys her pretending they are not as much of gambling addict as her XD |
| fackin chump change |
| You guys are fucked |
| There will be a pump and dump coming… |
| This is really clever lol |
| Who keeps giving this imbecile money lol? |
| Highly regarded analysis |
| grammar police , and whose shit talk game needs work now ? |
| What did he win? |
| Id bet on SNDK doubling from here quicker than mu because of market cap |
| avgo mogs, also service now |
| Naughty bot |
| OP seems to be manic at the moment. From a medical professional, don't make any purchases, put down the phone, take your meds and let a loved one know you're going through it. |
| Market closed on Friday 😭 |
| Girls FTW! |
| I betting he can relate, Lmao |
| What a totally vulgar roast |
| Surely this will make him happy and not an unlovable piece of shit |
| He’s right about pltr though. It’s crashing hard. That’s 80% of his portfolio init. |
| Reminder that “tapping” your credit card is spiritually passive/feminine, and that men should pay via confident and penetrative thrust into the chip reader |
| Oh wait I wasnt aware this guy did useful stuff |
| The people in here thinking a deal is near are just as delusional as the bers thinking the market is going to tank. The paradox is quite funny. |
| Press x to doubt. Food stamps are preloaded onto a card now. Unless some bodega is doing some super illegal cash back scam. |
| " \nEven with his botched circumcision dick? " did your mom tell you about elon dick? |
| Everything has more upside if you’re pure of heart |
| Money is fake. I have a trillion butt bucks. And they are more valuable than his money because I say so. He still has to live as elon musk, an autistic walking talking cringe machine. |
| Is it bad if it no longer hurts you when you lose money |
| A trillion isn’t even THAT much money. I mean the government burns that every 6 weeks and no big problems are being solved plus zuck will probably burn more than that on his stupid chatbots |
| >Not starting off green then going red\n\nWhat are we even doing |
| Deal or no deal, loading up on puts because too bullish here |
| Just because she casts the spell doesn’t mean it will take effect Monday morning. \n\nRocket go up before rocket go down |
| I mean, you're not getting any richer doing the opposite. |
| Why Tuesday? |
| Voice of desperation |
| and the Emperor of Japan, 2000 years of stacking |
| drunk\n\nwhom should i text |
| Do you guys think SNDK or MU have more upside |
| $ROPE is trending up |
| https://preview.redd.it/5ogbcro3c47h1.jpeg?width=470&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19381cc379a6c19253e80f68bd27c130788b23ad\n\n \nCathie for the next 10 years |
| Check the fine print. A takeover qualifies anyway. |
| Even with his botched circumcision dick? I’m asking you since you’re sucking it so hard I’m sure you’ve had a good look. |
| yes, I've noticed these 10,000-day splits and hope to complete my third. |
| With HUGE balls, that's how. |
| Retitle post to “20 percent. The hard way.” |
| Like clockwork brother |
| There’s some contracts in the prediction markets. \n\nI got a (small) allocation in the IPO my move would be to just sell the shares I did get. \n\nOptions should be up soon enough. \n\nI can’t imagine there’s a huge crash before the index inclusion right??? |
| Seems like a good time to get in\n\nYou may consider waiting for 2500 though, Lmao |
| Processing\* |
| space travel |
| Explain like I’m regarded |
| Lmao u actually believe that |
| Ahhh another reply from the weird little guy playing defense for the trillionaire who wanted to party with Epstein, when will it end, I dont know how much more I can take bro \n\n |
| Pigs must be fattened before the slaughter |
| I have been saying the same thing about TSLA for the last 10 years.......... Yet here we are. |
| Just Google it lol easy |
| lol, physical ai is on the way... this pump isn't going anywhere |
| Oh but there’s a difference between a small grant and many large ones |
| Or, better yet, NASA. |
| Which Sunday? |
| “transformer drag”, just putting words together that don’t make any sense |
| Because if i had that much money I would buy supermodels instead of creampie your mom |
| They are buying a fraudulent dream, that’s it. Elon has been selling dreams more than a product. 1m people to mars by when? Space data centre? The physics does work but people are too stupid because he has rockets just like how he sold fsd, lol. |
| How much? |
| Now this is the contrarian bubble view about it NOT being a bubble because those who know bubbles realize this isn't a bubble that can be compared to other bubbles. |
| Cathie would need gains for this to work |
| Just got a swatch, what the heck are all these extra dials for |
| The shitty thing is like literally any minute before or after, it would’ve been a different sperm |
| Poonasty |
| Woke bears probably use tarot card readings to decide which puts to buy |
| Absolute cum guzzler post |
| Simp energy fr |
| What's poon? |
| yes he won thanks to federal welfare \n\nungrateful little bitch |
| Sure the monopoly bank giving you money always works |
| incoherent rant |
| The Elon cum guzzlers always bring a smile to myself. Only reason I open these threads |
| get futures options at open for the full pump my man |
| https://preview.redd.it/op3tsfdob47h1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=796899e3f37a11e93c634f91e8c2d821b75786c5 |
| good post. the part about taking it step by step is underrated advice. |
| US stock market is a scam. |
| Bough 10k worth like a month ago. Thinking of fullporting now. Though every time i average up it's a blow off top. |
| We like the stock 💎 |
| Right, emerald mine owners. 💯 |
| they do not, they are referencing the language that was used by the accusations. the end of the article makes that clear |
| Run, don't walk |
| Most of his success is due to retail retards pumping his shit to the moon well beyond what his companies are actually worth. SpaceX could shut down all operations tomorrow and the stock will go to Mars |
| Bubble butt, bubble bubble bubble butt |
| Yeah... richest man in pixel money.. \nPut him in a room with arab princes and watch how "rich" he is. \n\nHe's technically not even the richest man in history, there was a dude in 2013 named Chris Reynolds who became the richest man in the world for 2 seconds because of a PayPal error - having $92 quadrillion in his bank account. Bro was a quadrillionaire for 2 full minutes, in those 2 minutes, his interest would've been billions. \n\nBeing "the richest" today is a joke. |
| He doesn't have to sell. He can just borrow against it. |
| Is this edgelord madlibs |
| General population is pretty good at doing that themselves. See: this subreddit and American consumerism buying shit like squishys and labubus |
| "Hard bodied warfighters in your area want to meet you now! For sexy double tap action on hunky fishermen South of the border!"\n\n-Unknown link. |
| You guys kill me LOL |
| Money is stored in the balls |
| I’m not sure how u can realistically get a better taking over the country essentially |
| Everyone should exactly what's about to happen they gonna sign the deal and strait opens and after week or so Iran will have saved there wells from being capped and made back millions and then oh we changed our minds we don't make deals with ...the great Satan ...lol |
| A trillion dollars will not even buy you a cheeseburger at McDonalds in a few years. |
| Believe it or not, puts. |
| It’s only if you wanted shares allocated to you at $135, placing a limit order like you did at $150 doesn’t apply and you’re free to sell whenever |
| Naw you’re right. All those other contracts should’ve gone to Boeing and Lockheed. If not for evil greedy musk ULA wouldn’t be a complete shitshow |
| FUCK! |
| # It won't happen, it's just another stock options ploy. |
| I thought we called it New Issue Day. |
| your 2 brain cells having hard time process comments? |
| He’s already said to buy it |
| Give me monies back op |
| don't forget the templars |
| My guess is roughly 11% of ppl in here have actually seen poon |
| A lot of retards with all the ego but no money rather be right than to make money, often times they just end up with being wrong and lose money. The funny part about the whole regurgitating of dotcom bubble or '08 financial crisis is the retards who kept repeating it weren't even born when it happened, so they have no idea how it actually went down. With that said, market needs liquidity. You should be happy these retards are still screaming the sky is falling while double downing on short position and puts, because the day when they start switching sides is when MMs will come for bols instead. |
| Heard on a local radio station last night that residents in my state are having trouble making ends meet- above the poverty line. \n\nMeanwhile, mElon is worth 1000-Billion. I’m sure he donates and all, but imagine if he redistributed even 100 Billion to take the needy’s feet out of the fire |
| How is she not fired by her firm? Shes been managing people’s money and been in the negatives like 3-4 years now |
| Don’t be bitter and jealous, I’m sorry that you wanted to be musk but can’t come close. |
| Should be worth $10-$20 at most |
| gamma squeeze, I am going to YOLO. |
| OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK. |
| Omfg |
| Do you any idea how many people have access to those and are still unable to make anything useful? |
| Wish i had the balls to full port SNDK 4 months ago instead of buying a measly 20 shares |
| When he shit talked his own kid in that interview because they were trans, he lost me.\n\nIf you can't at bare minimum show respect when talking publically about your own child, you're a fucking weirdo. |
| Except its not even a bubble. Anyone who uses the tech, knows its not a bubble. Only ignorant people who haven't even used AI, think its a bubble. |
| If you think it's just Tesla that made him wealthy, I got some oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you |
| most plausible timeline |
| Hahaha y’all are so screwed |
| Bro your shit talk game needs work. That doesn’t even make sense |
| Ohhhh I'm so owned right now ohhh what a sick burn I'll never recover from that one bro I can't believe one of Elon's weird little dickriders doesn't like me fuck how am I going to get past this |
| Yeah. Good move. |
| its getting e-signed... no chance of failing this time... before was just handshake... this is in e |
| Elon is none of those things he just stood up to the left and paid a price for while far as the salute of you haven't seen it the dude grabs his chest with closed hand and throws out like saying his heart goes out to them for voting ....however he does act very robotic just like ole zuck |
| Sometimes I put wrong information in emails just to get a reply back. It's the only thing that works. I have even sent an email to my team lead telling them I'm going to do it just so I don't get in trouble when I email another department |
| The average human has a lifespan of abou 30 000 days. Now how many of those have you spent glued to Robinhood watching candles, only to end up selling at a loss? |
| K grok |
| Which do you like better, licking Elon’s boots or gargling his balls? |
| Elon is still a poor. Putin and Saudi price have more money than him and it’s not even close. |
| He isn't going to slide you a milli bro, you're embarrassing yourself |
| I thought that you were coming for us Canadians next. |
| Remember when this sub used to be rich people sharing their L’s instead of literal losers complaining about being poor \n\nPepperidge farms remembers |
| You’d be a fool not to. |
| I'm 1000% selling SPCX options. The premiums have to be insane |
| I don't know much about Elon but why are people talking bad about him? Thanks |
| That’s one way to turn half a $B into $200M |
| Photos needs about 13 more kids |
| The floor in this image is bothersome |
| Yes I bought at $135 and sold at $170 |
| You're already a trillionaire....if you measure your wealth in Doge\n\n\n |
| It's impressive honestly. |
| how much spcx options gonna go up on Tuesday? 1000%? |
| dude 1000% pays for sex and im sure no female has ever enjoyed his barrel chested autistic thrusts |
| https://preview.redd.it/p4kwddexa47h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd112a232186b69f85a6b5946e8f7483755aae18 |
| Not really. At that point it’s the institution’s problem lol. |