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| Fun site |
| Did someone say Ceasefire? |
| Wat |
| Big fat taco |
| saw it was almost 930 and got excited for about 1 second |
| https://preview.redd.it/7imyzovspzdh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edcbe39879504032c02f506058a229546c87d9c8 |
| Still cheaper to be alone. \n\nI send my Ex $5,000 a month. And she's an engineer at Google. 🤦 |
| anyone here got a prince albert? |
| For my buff regards here, how many eggs are you up to in the morning?\n\nNot sure I can eat more than 6 at a time 😩 |
| Watching some videos on YouTube about the Korean market \nThese degenerates make the GameStop traders look like conservative, pension fund managers |
| not yet, we need that energy pulse from the new moon phase |
| Oil is definitely not priced in for this. Squeeze tomorrow |
| Is X down? |
| Thats true. I'm thinking of doing the same thing coming Monday pending the rocket launch retest results. |
| WWIII is not priced in yet |
| It doesn't help that whoever they are outsourcing the data center building to, have no concept of PR. One in my area just had one of the project managers get canned because his texts during the town hall meeting were captured and it got out he was texting his boss that every one there were ugly and country bumkins and how they would need to get the state governor to override the community on the allowance of building it there. |
| Prolly not in ‘26. \n\n\nSGOV\n\nCTA when low\n\nXLP/XLV/XLU when low or SCHD anytime |
| I’m OOTL too. Inform us! |
| Tell that to my regarded port |
| Not always |
| Are you lost? This is the casino. Red or black? |
| I mean, realistically, an open put option caps your maximum losses at the premium you paid. So, portfolionotgone in this case. |
| But if you lose it all then.. |
| Doom-posting is ramping on Youtube\n\nCall |
| Easy money |
| Overvalued company |
| 😁 |
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| Literally not, because the post here is what caused it to go up in the first place. I got in 30 min after the first post when it was still $6.25, cause I could see it was going to have some traction. Went up to about $8 in a couple hours. |
| 😊 |
| remind me! July 20 2026 |
| my original statement doesn't say anything about "the future" it says "this year" lol... get a LLM to help with your cognition. |
| With that comment, if you truly mean that then you had it coming.... |
| Postponed |
| Thanks. |
| Heard and heard. Will have to remember this next time I decide to enter the casino. |
| Whole sector was fucked by mango and RFK Jr Taco and still hasn’t recovered. I’ve got some deeeep biotech bags waiting for their day on the moons of Jupiter. |
| Don't bother, it's been posted in like every loss thread for a year. |
| I don’t support Israel bro. Stupid ass troll. You just hate Jews you poor fuck. Tell your mom and sister to take a shower, I’m on my way over. |
| It's all fun & games until the stock market crashes 🤷♀️ |
| OP is NOT beating my 2024 mustang gt |
| You’re an imbecile.\n\nYou said they are going to add “multiple trillions” to their market cap THIS YEAR (predicting the future). So basically, multiple trillions in 5mo.\n\nYou then sent a screenshot of the past as some way to validate what you said of what’s to come, yet anyone with half a brain knows it’s way easier to grow a smaller pie ($2T) than it is a larger pie ($4T). And anyone with half a brain also knew that Goog was criminally undervalued at $180/shr. It is not criminally undervalued anymore. Do you have any idea what would have to materialize from an EPS perspective for a $4T company to add multiple trillions of market cap in 5mo time? If you did, you’d realize how asinine your take is…\n\nKeep living on your uninformed, delulu island. I’ll come find you in 5mo when Goog is trading no higher than $400/shr… |
| The reason why I like staying single is I can do whatever the fuck whenever I want and I can save all my money to buy more Micron & SanDisk. |
| Big if true |
| If you are talking GAAP eps then you are paying taxes. If you say you made profit, then you pay the tax. Liquidity of your balance sheet is not really a concern of the tax authority. |
| Consider switching to George Costanza trading\n\nIf every natural trading instinct you have is wrong,,,try Costanza Trading where we automatically change your order to the exact opposite of what you put in \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5bn2ep0fozdh1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b1824a0a4b1e6b9369bd4929ca387b3c51f0afc |
| you can't eat tide pods either |
| Zionist spotted eheh |
| I would play it if I had money |
| bleach coded vibe |
| Nah, we’re not in despair yet on WSB. |
| I'm watching Nat gas due to historic low price. Oil feels priced in, but if more natty gas is used, or in demand, it could move. I know the oversupply is huge, especially in the US. Still...it's a long shot gamble |
| Excellent! 😁 |
| If only you had taken the exact opposite trade! |
| You have not seen it. |
| bro i suspect youve never eaten a meal with an american woman |
| This pretty much guarantees calls print |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/dpatel211 (0W - 1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **XLE** ▲ | $57.88 → $59.00 | +1.9% | 1d | Lost | |
| PTSD over the constant drops off of Tweets. Everyone is just waiting for the other shoe to drop.\n\nIn some ways though this entire situation is so much worse, too. |
| Because I don’t hate Jews and don’t support Israel? Yeah you’re just a Nazi fuck trying to manipulate. You don’t give a fuck about Palestine, you hate Israel (fair) and all Jews (why you’re a Nazi fuck) |
| https://preview.redd.it/hebpbd05ozdh1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99f273f9096dd994117f58da6fe55d7452568886 |
| I'm out of the loop. What fresh joys approach? |
| Thank you for your attention to this matter! |
| Wow... you should have just bought a ton of lottery tickets instead... |
| His mouth is open 24/7 and he pisses in bottles because of his crippling undiagnosed adhd. |
| Yeah but options have expiration and anything over 2 months is for cowards and larpers. |
| regardmaxxxing |
| oh no ! |
| Is there news they hit anything new last night |
| As someone in oil, I doubt it. If oil were to jump 10% over the weekend I think those USO shorts would get wrecked. I don’t see those in charge allowing that to happen. |
| You will be tired of winning next week |
| You’re just looking for a fight. You don’t give a fuck about Israel or Palestine |
| spray it down |
| $520 bucks? 😣 |
| 5% is a fucking lot for any noteworthy company lol. And any stock that has days where it’s up 5% every week is also a stock where it’s down 5% at some point every week. Like MU |
| There might be a war in the middle east, i will keep monitoring and let you know |
| hahaha, i sold everything man. started again |
| Finally he’s been teasing it for months.\n\nNow all the Iran bots here will switch from he’s a taco to he’s insane for doing what he said he would for months. |
| Yeah. I’m a little underwater right now |
| They will adjust the Space unrealized gain out of EPS, as it’s a one time fluke. Most non regards use adjusted EPS, at least according to my SPED teacher… |
| But where will her boyfriend live? |
| Anyone in AMZN for earnings? I feel it is about to be rerated bigly and the trajectory is constellation LEO |
| I mean if you’re asking if my autism is numbers autism yes it is |
| Are you a middle aged man with a tap out shirt? |
| The stinkiest guy you know is fuming about this one pal |
| Time to get Shreked. |
| Surprised weekend oil isn't up more considering Iran basically trashed a Kuwait oil facility. |
| I always have wet wipes. |
| Brother, we are less than 3% from ATH |
| Not forever, just for now |
| *You are invited to be a community member at /r/RKLB* |
| “Seek help” as he foams at the mouth cursing and ranting and telling people to “kys” in multiple comments. 😂 Very unhinged behavior. |
| 3 cycles of AI hype than reality. That cycle might have broke now as the war drags on into midterms |
| Georgia town hall ends with new restrictions over water and regulations for AI. This is what’s killing the AI bubble folks. No one wants them built anywhere near them. If they are they are really pushing back about the impact and mitigating the effects. So far that’s 4 states that want no data centers or heavy regulation. This is just the tip of the iceberg. |
| عيسى |
| God take me back to that moment so i can sell it off 😭 |
| IMAGINE NEVER DOING a movie about clovis or charlemagne |
| You’ll make it back! |
| Wrong. Boring. |
| TSM earnings were good and the stock bombed anyways. I’d sell |
| What the fuck is this the uprising movie crap. Why the fuck do movie makers fumble doing movies about the teutonic order or the hre. There is so much crazy stories and conent to tell, its insane. On the other hand, even if they do it nowadays, it would probably suck |
| Buying puts after it’s already dropped from 100 🤣 |
| That realization unlocks the true potential. Letting the winners run and cutting the losers quicker is key. I was reminded this month after dropping since June 18. A little recovering this week but not enough |
| Number 1 mistake is to trade too many times in a day, one win is enough even if it’s a small 3% profit, over years it makes hundreds of thousands. Think small and steady not big and tumbling down a hill. |
| Looks like Bridge and Power Plant Day is finally here |
| Im going full regard!! \n\nI’m selling my wife’s house and buying calls! |
| https://isaiprofitable.com/\n\nJust going to drop this here. This is enough debt to bankrupt even large companies and the banks that lent them the money |
| https://preview.redd.it/but6k3mwmzdh1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=636832afc5a0e0680b4df72f5ec2a7c90c4ad5ce |
| You will be okay. |
| Good job man. |
| I reached ATH at 43k last month, now at 27k. Zigzagging between 26k-33k the whole month lol |
| YURP 📢 |
| Hurts more this morning now the alcohol has worn off |
| I only play old games, watch old movies and old tv shows. |
| You do realize they already aren't paying taxes on an unrealized asset right? |
| AI I IS OVERHYPED, meanwhile apple trading with a higher p/e than nvda |
| Yes. Are you actually a math geek? |
| You watch for the candlestick reversal pattern and rsi to top out. Would’ve sold on the bearish engulfing candle at 1:10 on the 5 minute timeframe or seen the shooting star bearish pattern on the 15 min \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rh7ostqkmzdh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6f92466f651d8320eeb5e116b2b37f5c8f775d4 |
| Very nice entry |
| I bought 38 shares of goog on Friday with my gains from my puts 🫡 |
| hard to say how the market responds to this beat though. It really shows the company is a good steward of resources over time... I'm not dismissive of the statement this will make. |
| Those type of creative decisions take nothing from the enjoyment of the film. |
| The people are extra salty |
| I made tremendous gains last week by being a ber\n\nGot calls for next week tho at end of Friday |
| Good chance of that, in my opinion. Which is worth about as much as a fake meat 25C LEAP bought 2 years ago. |
| I dont watch modern movies. |
| Please sit the fuck down. Gambling loser |
| Wash it |
| You deserve what you tolerate. |
| https://preview.redd.it/q5wruza1mzdh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=543214c0c5eee8d3b2fda175423efff3249b0f8c |
| To be fair, I blatantly do use the general discussion as a repository for my weird shower thoughts and minor gripes. Too embarassing to put in my real journal. |
| You do realize that corporations usually don't want pay corporate income taxes and thus don't willingly show paper gains? |
| \*Vietnam sounds\* |
| black helen of troy though |
| REPORT.\n\nThe Odyssey was bangin’. Don’t listen to the badgering hate and trolls online. It was fucking epic in ways I didn’t expect. |
| 7torm's comin |
| next week’s font looks way too clean for wsb |
| The Kimi K3 Klusterfuck\n\nWait |
| You can boot Linux on a MacBook, and the same goes for a Windows laptop. |
| I just get my homie to use a pressure washer on my ass |
| That's not really that much money to begin with. Your life isn't over, it's barely started. |
| Congrats! |
| You sound like a poor. Get a bidet |
| What are the chances he also watches the JRE |
| https://preview.redd.it/xosaqlrilzdh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d4d65232b498296a9db3cbbadfdcbb78a404f0c\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/ylumnnpilzdh1.jpeg?width=1109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc1068d53c5ed4c9fd5b23ead6adf3453905545b |
| Puts on desalination plants |
| You made me grab my shield 🛡️, sword ⚔️, and put on my armor.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/td0r0qbilzdh1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a017f03911eeaf6709cf2ddee4ff33cfc588543 |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/chimp-to-the-moon (0W - 1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **DRAM** ▲ | $57.22 → $65.00 | +13.6% | 5d | Lost | |
| Today I am 72 and my PSA is 1.8. I must have done something right. |
| I'm not holding until expiration, I'm not stupid. |
| It’s cause he moves it to Thursday now |
| https://preview.redd.it/8os788yclzdh1.png?width=656&format=png&auto=webp&s=c246cb533aacd6b730a9494aa89203debbc12c61\n\n |
| Fart of a deal. We are done. |
| dow is over 52k |
| Whenever AI gets a reality check the stock market will be in limbo for a couple years at least. I doubt it’ll be one bubble to the next |
| Dear diary |
| A bidet solves this easily. More people should get one |
| I'M IN😭😭😭😭😭😭\n\n |
| no |
| Michael strategy ceo of MSTR is a fraudster and top bumbaclaattt, it is known that he once sucked off a horse |
| Damn I miss her so much sometimes.. |
| https://preview.redd.it/d11bkdg6lzdh1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ad861c93bac1d01ed9852f4a1318dafbb249d0 |
| Just sharing some basic hygiene tips on how I keep my ass 🍑 always smelling good after taking a shit 💩.\n\nIf you have no time to take a shower: toilet paper is **not enough**. 🧻. Use a baby wipe.\n\nI would also get a lot of cheap microfiber towels and two bins for dirty & clean towels. One towel wet with soap and another towel to dry your butt. Use a clean baby wipe to smell your ass if it's clean and then you're done.\n\nIf you're taking a shower: Use soap, a loofah, and one of the best investments I made was a removable shower head with a power wash setting that's able to shoot a warm stream of water up my ass to ensure everything is squeaky clean.\n\nI've been actually complimented by some women for having a clean ass and how some guys don't wash properly and I know this goes above what some people do, yet that's exactly why my ass is clean. 🍑. Hope this helps!! |
| This post wasn't about the entire earnings financials. Look at analysts or PolyMarket if you want that (they expect massive beats and yoy growth for the record). |
| And here I am with my 1 share of spcx at 171 |
| Ya if everyone withdraw after 40k, there will be no one that hit 1 million. While there are a lot of times that it would be better to take profit. You can't deny that jackpot trades exist. |
| Hope |
| Stock market in general is so weird now. It’s a mixture of trying to generate capital and take up more market share while also being a meme cult while the top 10% of Americans get richer every year, pumping the markets even more. It’s odd, probably won’t last forever |
| I test drove a gladiator before getting our Hummer EV to tow our boat. Driving dynamics are not its strong suit, also I’m 6’4 and my head was hitting the ceiling. |
| firefox + ublock origin works just dandy |
| Like what |
| r/smolppinvesting is that way 👉👉👉 |
| I'm holding a lot of goog rn, and I still agree with you. If we got down to 270 the rebound would be one for the history books. |
| Think we’ll be back soon to rising ai/memory prices but perhaps not in huge chunks like before. But what do I know. |
| They just copy stuff. Failed education system and a failed society |
| *Poly Market odds on TACOS for Tuesday are fallin? what?* |
| AP: Japan space agency's reusable rocket lands safely in first test |
| Past performances dictates future performance. |
| Kind of ironic that Chrome creating a bunch of YouTube issues for me is making me try Zen lol. (probably because I have an adblocker, despite being disabled for YouTube since I have premium anyway) |
| 。。。 |
| Do you offer good cuddles? |
| No biggie, you would have lost your money anyway. |
| yea |
| I bought a big 3m last time this happened and in 4 months it started screaming |
| I foresee a green Meta and MSFT on Monday |
| It has, though. There are people with ridiculous set-ups or way too much time to generate 0.01 token/s off a hardrive that have tested it using benchmarks.\n\nEdit: NM thought K3 was on HF already, not quite yet. |
| Looking back the past few weeks and I’ve made hundreds of trades. However, I’m up because of about 10 of them. The rest I was either treading water with if not taking a slight loss. Realize I need to seriously rein in the volume of my trades and live or die with just a few. |
| It’s priced in |
| Go try it. It uses way more tokens to complete the same task as GPT 5.6. It hallucinates more than 50% of the time. It can't parse prompts correctly 20% of the time (which chews up tokens). \n\nCan it be good for certain tasks? Sure, but it is still way more expensive to use for things that can be done more efficiently by mid/low-tier GPT models like Terra and Luna. |
| My ass smells |
| the bounce was from 20 to 50, u missed it |
| hope this is not a reference to the death flights by the chilean dictator pinochet |
| So you're saying that the job in which LLMs can replace meat sack employees is "kamikaze pilot?"\n\nCoolcool |
| If Charles Liang appointed a new CEO tomorrow, SMCI would rocket to $75 easy. |
| I should call zer |
| I make more on the corner street. 😂 |
| Don't china models require a lot less compute |
| From what I understand, Puts are basically a contract where you guarantee for a tiny fee, that you WILL buy the shares at X price from the other guy whenever he wants within a certain expiry date (days, weeks, years etc.). If the stock drops below X, obviously the other guy would force you to buy his shares for X (above market price) and make a profit. If it doesn't drop below X, eventually the contract expires and you are safe. |
| Don’t know what my next play is. Have 110k euros atm.. |
| research flat earth |
| Happy for you 😡 |
| try kimi out, it is really good |
| Was up 50 now down 10k haha |
| It's not at the level of multi-million for the biggest models. More like tens of thousands. If you're not concerned about speed, just upper thousands would be enough packing full of expensive memory. |
| China releasing an open-source AI model that’s a few months behind closed-source US modesl is on brand.\n\nChina kills at 1-to-N innovation — scaling existing innovations.\n\nBut struggles with 0-to-1 innovation — coming up with something from nothing.\n\nPeter Thiel is awful human, but he was right about this much… |
| This is certified bag holder stock, a company and stock of utter filth |
| who said anything about investing? |
| I know what you are feeling, I am down 40k thinking I could outsmart the markets. Money comes and goes, end the losses now. |
| I'm sorry this happened to you. Life is long. You will recover. Save your money. You can still trade options, but you must have time for your thesis to play out. 30-90 days. It's an option declines by 50%, it's not your friend, sell it. |
| 4 but loves cooking ? Come hereeee |
| Tell her to relax |
| relax its only 70k |
| No chase. Market is up and shit is down. If Market corrects say 5% thats conservative then what.. |
| If only I had the balls, I knew it too!!! 🤬💢 |
| yes and mozz and gravy on fries is disco fries in NJ. |
| You still got .67% to work with. This can still go either way |
| I don’t have my puts loaded so you are probably correct. |
| Dame Jane Goodall. |
| Been there did that, took me about 13 years to fix it. To be fair a lot of it was simply because my long term girlfriend is very capital intensive which is a bad combo with large personal loans and therefore interest expenditures. Of course dear you need that $2k bag too. When you're single it's far easier. |
| Lots of desperate bears around here, selling FUD in a hope to pump their bags, we all know what that means, their puts will never pay, Monday is monster Shrek dongle |
| There's probably a reason why they are cheap. Scam company |
| Winner takes all |
| No |
| Whats msft gonna dump to, 350? cant hurt me more than it already has |
| I laughed way too hard at this |
| Wait are you trying to tell me losing hundreds of thousands on 0dtes isn't normal? This whole time? Fuck man |
| Like many stocks, you can have the best product, ideal macro conditions but if your management is just part of some outwardly corrupt looking old boys network, smart money will stay away. Microsoft 😒 |
| Free helicopter rides for all comrades. No strings attached. Sign up today! |
| grab plenty of smoke rated filters and furnace filters as well, gonna get saturated if you are in the worst affected areas. |
| I wanna crack open some dum bols if you know what I mean 😏\n\nI gay ber |
| https://preview.redd.it/x2a1nfqrizdh1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f5bc3624352a0e37f00352d9acea9201c34a24d |
| How do you guys come up with this shit? |
| ai bubble gotta be the weirdest bubble ever\n\nwe have nvidia being crazy cheap ai company while apple mag7 with less ai is the most valuable company with a higher p/e LMAO gotta love the market |
| Unless the observable universe is only a small fraction of reality. |
| Atleast you made out better than Deez |
| 640 by Monday |
| The bag is leaking. |
| Iran just now said they suspended the MoU that was carefully managed by Pakistan. Iran yeeting missiles all over the Middle East again.. but this time critical infrastructure is on the playbook! Fun times ahead.. |
| Just stop whatever the fuck you're currently doing and go sim trading instead until you have an actual edge and learn risk control. And stay out of trading in your IRA altogether. |
| Yes. I agree. But it still can go lower. That's all I'm saying. |
| I ordered a Levoit air purifier for the smoke 🌲🔥💨 |
| People tend to dislike investing in fraudulent companies |
| I think I make up for it with my cooking skills |
| So... got a hard on for elon i see? |
| Fuck me this is dumb 😂 |
| sLoP. Lol shut up with your knee jerk responses. \n\n"Look at me me! I can spot AI! I expect you to hand draw your responses on the internet!" |
| Honestly we need way more SMCI talk here... earnings are in August and calls are dirt dirt cheap right now |
| Apple, officially surpasses Nvidia and becomes the world’s most valuable company. can someone tell the market we are in an ai bubble, nvda p/e is lower than appl LMAO |
| 670 or 640 the stop on QQQ? |
| Bait or mental regardation? |
| 👏🤡 |
| Take screenshot of where you lost money at so that you remember. |
| look at the weekly on anything, most of the market rolled over a month ago on stochastic and is about to roll on MACD. SPY is super close. next week will be important. |
| You could make more at wendys |
| how are you still able to comment here then if you are banned? |
| Thats not what this chart is showing tho |
| Underrated when you know the person and context. |
| Just need to hit a double bagger in looks |
| “Deary” lol I’ve made millions doing this, you sound like a child\n\nThis is exactly what it sounded like around March 30th, deepseek, tariffs, and Covid \n\nIt’s like clockwork. |
| Decent amount, for me, spread out over a basket I rotated in to 2 weeks ago. Result…up $9.50 over that two weeks. 😂. Better than a loss and better than some here but makes it hard to stare at the markets all day. It swung up/down 20% in that two weeks 😱 |
| Lol! |
| I was like how the fuck did spy do that to you, and then I opened it and saw 0dte |
| I'm going to tell my wife that the next time she says my pp is small |
| The month is not over |
| r/smolppinvesting |
| That´s not how it works, Deary. When people capitulate, you are not at the bottom. You are at the beginning. And if that is your read of this website, I am not completely sure if you are in a position to make assessments about people´s capacities. |
| That guy is a known coimbase support scammer tho. Hope they find and incarcerate his ass soon |
| Damn I’m like a 4 guess no respect for ms |
| We are countless times closer to the size of the observable universe than we are to the smallest thing we know, meaning we are all actually gigantic in terms of reality |
| Indeed |
| Grilled cheese |
| I hope so |
| Just got banned in a communist subreddit for being a shit talking capitalist. Life is good. |
| This is just basic Shrekonomics. |
| Keep trying retard |
| If it allows me to mute out my gf, I will tske three. On in my head, one over my penis, and one in my ass. Maybe then I will be smart enough to just be single. |
| Billy big bollocks. Takes some stones to look at Tesla 2.0 and think 'yeah that will follow logic'. |
| # We will get another Liberation Day 2.0 or Deepseek 2.0 this year |
| He'll sell those puts as fast as he deleted his comments Monday morning. |
| Your country cares about you?\n\nThats gay |
| I've been going hard into biotech and pharma, its the last sector that hasn't been pumped to the sky and demand isn't going down for a long while.\n\n \ngrabbed teva at 9 a share during covid. |
| " then 0DTEs"\n\n \nlmao its always the same story... |
| I need collision insurance on my trading account. |
| I picked a great year to try my hand at day trading 🙄\n\nsomehow managing! 🫠 |
| That’s the Plan will probably make some good Money till Late 28 |
| On the plus side, we all had a good laugh at OP's expense. |
| It's locked at June 30th regardless due to reporting regulations. Analysts will pick it down to the daily close but even that will still boost EPS by more than $2/share. |
| Do you have any support for this? I'm serious, I want to learn more about what Chinese AI models can do |
| Ludacris would like to know what you got in that bag? |
| Vix moved. First time in a while. So is this the beginning of the end. Slow bleeding. |
| At least it recovered a little he could have gotten out with abiut a 60% loss if he timed it right |
| Go wide right now, software, quantum, all that shit needs a breather. Insane money was spent. |
| Still a 73% beat with that btw. |
| I'm hopeful that I can soon upgrade my PC without it costing me 3-5x as much as it did 3 years ago. Probably won't cost the same ever again, but not this extreme lol. \n\nPoppiti poppiti little bubble |
| Respect women (8s and up) |
| You are HIM |
| Capex is up ai revenue down |
| That world 🏆 song is a banger |
| AI slop. Hope your tendies taste sour tonight. |
| People acting like SBURRY is a clown because NVDA went up, but his puts expire in Dec 2027. Assuming he is still holding and didn't sell in March at a profit. That's basically shares for WSB standards. |
| Little 8 lb baby Jesus? |
| I'm not holding through expiration, it's an earnings play with about $35k at stake. I'm using only funds from my cashed out Q1 play so I'm fine either way. My cars, HELOC and credit cards were all paid off in May and my shares have a $186.58 cost basis. I'm good.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/svcvwqzlgzdh1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9b410e76694bbf8e11df25729f0ad16e07b8015 |
| I'm buying slowly and starting to accumulate here. I like it A LOT at these prices, but I want to see the company start to execute before I go all in. I think PENG has better 3-6 month potential. |
| Just gonna go into Software and quantum probably feels like the Money is in that for next years |
| 90 yen |
| If I've learned anything from earnings this quarter, if you mention AI spending, the stock gets obliterated. Plus everyone is jumpy right now to sell |
| I pray to middle eastern Jesus for my calls. Allahu habibi |
| For a new regard, how does this happen? |
| I'm mostly in MRAM for their spintronics technology. The technology has real application and if they can execute and find a way to integrate into the memory bottleneck, this little 300M company can grow very fast. I want to see the company start to prove they integrate before I go all in, but I'm buying at these prices. |
| well I remember things pretty well and I saw that video on MTV like a hundred times. he throws red paint on the class to imply that he killed them. now it shows him putting a gun in his mouth |
| Nflx broke head and shoulders, alot more downside from here |
| https://preview.redd.it/0qz49dxegzdh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eee01354c9566fb1a9e6b9cb8a18c5d239daa16 |
| Go use Kimi K3 and then report back how (not) inexpensive it really is. It is currently averaging about 4x the cost of GPT 5.6 to complete the same task. And it takes a lot longer too. |
| you still have nearly 773 dollars in there Richie Rich! let it ride! |
| I agree. Those % 's will add up quick. Spread out your 250 trading days. I also have all options squared away by Friday and start fresh each Monday. Take care and thanks for replying. |
| Lol sndk the next smci |
| Oil will be at 90 by Monday. |
| I think you might be a genocide supporter sir |
| How big is the tax break they get from pledging that? |
| Can you explain to me like I’ve hit my head 6 times what the expiration date means? I’ve never played options before but I can’t even make sense of it |
| im simple, i see MU go down, i trade MUZ, i see MU go up, i trade MUU |
| Onepiece sucks, tried watching it but it feels like a childrens series |
| yeah but that also means i am old enough to forget things. i can barely tell you how the movie i watched last night ended |
| 😆 |
| Good luxk |
| Shrek 5 is not canon |
| Deepseek is more than enough for 99% of people |
| You are screwed either way\n\nThe algo pump on the EPS number will get sold off, wall street is not retarded |
| Put/call\n\n50/50 |
| Recebtly fell into the cryptid rabbit hole. Cool stuff. Hoping we do eventually find a real living hominid species even more intelligent than apes. |
| GLM you can run locally if you want.\n\nYou still need a really expensive rig to make it do anything useful tho |
| Retarded shit like that is why you lose \n\n |
| Take me back to a time when finding nemo was the shit |
| Can I be in the screenshot when someone pulls this quote next month when he’s -$100k? |
| An earnings beat because of a one time item that everyone knows about is not going to pop the stock. |
| “Better start using your inside voice before I put you outside” |
| how do you guys get wiped out like this holding stocks? I've seen this in crypto but stocks?? someone enlighten me. |
| Flash news: Canada will tariff the usa for the smell of all this diarrhea epidemic |
| Even having this thought means you aren’t done. BE DONE. |
| Me when i gamble at the gambling factory and lose. |
| Your mother is a bot. |
| Stranger Things should've been an anthology. |
| If she’s an 8 she believes in shared burdens and shared work |
| This is the kind of DD I come here for 👽 🍆 |
| RIP |
| 3's gotta be putting in at least 95%. I don't make the rules |
| Insecure 🤣 |
| Lucky that her breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains |
| >They will not lead us to develop AGI\n\nTrue.\n\nBut what's also true is that nobody actually wants suicide drones who ponder the meaning of life. |
| I mean you're probably right but are you old enough to have seen the original video when it was on MTV? |
| Except Shrek 1 and 2 |
| You know what that means |
| 🥲 |
| I like how the memory trade was so overdone and corrected so hard and now spy is only 1 percent off all time highs meanwhile qqq is down like 8 percent lol. Good. Ram bulls are so fucking annoying |
| You’re lost bud. I wish you the best in figuring it out |
| Oh dear, today I found the performance chart for the first time in IBKR. -35% for the year, could be worse I suppose. |
| She a 8 but u gonna lose your job to A.I and don’t know if u can provide even tho u tell yourself A.I won’t take your job but know better than to underestimate the greed of capitalism |
| I want hope |
| They pushed up their Q2 earnings by 3+ weeks… I’ve never seen them push up earnings this much before. Hopefully it’ll be amazing news! Hang in there! |
| me gusta shakira |
| https://preview.redd.it/b7y4vi10fzdh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c4812b0cc635989511ce7cdfd730ec7ae3526b9 |
| If you find yourself believing in Mandela effect it’s time to review your meds dude |
| She’s a 3 but does 80% of the housework… |
| Heres where youre missing the boat on AI. High performing models dont go away, they get used less as lower level shit is offloaded local or lower cost ai as a service. Software businesses cant sustain the token burn of using frontier models for every stupid fucking question someone couldve thrown at google for free. |
| See that part \_right\_ before the end? where it's up minutely? \n\nThat's when you should have sold. Glad to help. \n\n\*\*Flies away\*\* |
| did some of you buy iren? 33 usd is crazy cheap |
| Welcome to Wendy’s |
| ahhh same 😀 |
| Nobody ever wins except the house and the exceptionally lucky. |
| Lol |
| this is random stuff but check out the video for Jeremy by pearl jam. they Mandela effected the end where he throws red paint on the class and substituted it with him killing himself. |
| Being down |
| I've been making 0DTE spy call or puts too, but have been profitable. What the hell have you been doing to lose that much?!?! |
| Hopefully you learned a valuable lesson never to touch 0dte’s ever again. 🤦🏻♂️ |
| Lmao. |
| Time to move on to better things |
| If we can get another +10% week I would be extremely happy |
| MU hitting 1200 within a month. |
| Im not re entering memory but looking to re enter RKLB if it keeps going down. Im a bit scared of the market rn tho and am 75% cash but holding MDA still for some rsn which is losing me thousands per week lol |
| Yep. |
| Your wife also lent me $150,000 to short TE |
| tell her calm down |
| vix pump |
| It's mostly the GPU makers that need to be afraid iirc. |
| But it will go back up, after they sell low |
| Stfu loser |
| To be fair, most people can't even run those models because they're so large they'd require multi million dollar data centres, but from what benchmarks show they are getting real good. GLM is a big thing and from what i know they're one of the few chinese ai makers who don't benchmax... well to the max |
| Eh you can earn that back in a few years. This is a lesson. Don't be stupid, stupid |
| Why cvx? |
| Nahh, not worried about that flush. They're only down 5.81% for the month total and Google very frequently flushes before earnings. Google's high last quarter was $408 so $346 is already a big dump. I don't see it continuing with the major equity raise around $350. Institutions would never allow it unless macro forces are at work. |
| Woke up, gf already yelling about shit. I just wanted a peaceful day. |
| Na mayne \n\nThat is the lie we have been told \n\nWe been told that so it forces us men to give up our happiness and dreams and slave to a job because we now have dependents \n\nWhile the wife is getting pounded by some dude who DM her on instagram while u work to pay her phone bill and rent |
| did hurt that i was up 40k and now am down 24k but since i will hopefully go to 100k i can manage this pain for a while 😀 |
| https://preview.redd.it/9hlho06bezdh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2c16277fb4f18fe195fdb3158bac639ac07ba5b |
| !remindme 6 months |
| Ok. I need a pump |
| Tpus still use memory right? For micron and others this has no effect |
| deepseek was trash and so is the new one |
| Hasnt been tested in neutral environment lol. |
| Dude no the Chinese making a superior Ai model is only bearish for google open Ai and Claude. It's bullish for all classical computing hardware companies. Gay idiots same mfs who dumped nvda cause of deepseek |
| Take profit some. Possible it could dump with those massive institutional spikes most likely taking profit as well |
| 🥲 |
| Has this been tested or is it Chinese propaganda that’s gaining steam? |
| I sold it all for only a couple percent profit but that price action after earnings was reading no more momentum |
| 50k a year \n\nBut only 4 hours of work a day |
| We must have hit the bottom or be very close considering the amount of absolute capitulation and anguish from total amateurs all over this website |
| look if stock down and go up there will be a time stock goes down again but a bit more up than the last time to go up further |
| Imma be real with ya, chief. The current US ai situation ain't lookin too good. Those damn open-weight chinese models are getting way too decent and often outperform the current US ones |
| The problem is realized volatility is higher than implied volatility currently. |
| Im asking myself the exact same my guy. The question now is: will you buy back in? And if so, tp? |
| https://preview.redd.it/3t9qemptdzdh1.png?width=2400&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e71bf2d9d9723f3907bedf0d01722b56d1307f5 |
| Average cost was about $0.59 |
| lost in regards to being down or lost in like lost |
| https://preview.redd.it/0u4s2mmrdzdh1.png?width=427&format=png&auto=webp&s=f0662a8d88591d3d68be5226621f81168a62ccaa\n\n |
| Remindme! 10 months |
| Is gold a good hedge to the AI bubble? |
| Everyone so angry. Go smoke some weed. |
| Honest question: did he bet all his money on one or two companies or what? I don’t invest, just curious how someone can lose this badly. |
| Cash gang might have missed out on gains but cash gang didn’t buy the top and is down 30-40%. 😂 |
| I saw that. He didn't predict anything. He read the news like everybody else. Anthropic and Google were already renting from xAi, so making that connection isn't anything special. His glazers are so fucking dumb. |
| We were greedy |
| tbh I should’ve sold all my FSELX for +70% when I could’ve |
| That only works until the wagecucks spend their life savings and 401ks on calls. Then we go back uppies after the peasants lose it all and give up on trying to be rich |
| You’ll be okay. I went through something similar and then went back to responsible investing |
| Completely agreed, they'll set the stage for the others. Perfection or bust. If Google does well, I anticipate relief rallies in the sector to some degree. |
| welcome u to the retard party |
| Seek help. There’s another guy crying that AI won’t make lists of Jewish people for him. I never mentioned Israel. I’m sorry you hate Israel so much you hate all Jews. Fuck Israel but don’t be a racist piece of shit. Nazi fuck.\n\nAlso, all you people do is criticize Israel 24/7 online and every major US city. You’re not some beat up victim. Rad leftists like you sound just like far right Nazis. Always playing the victim. I’m far left but I hope the rad right and rad left like you eat each other. Hating people based off identity isn’t cool regardless of your views. |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Psychological_Fly109 (0W - 2L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▲ | $744.80 → $750.00 | +0.7% | 1d | Lost | |
| You definitely forgot the /s |
| META's like 90% of the way there but Zuck's just the type of brainless that would buy more compute that he has no use for. After that I think amazon. Goog is least likely, unlike the others they haven't been falling because of capex but rather because of the perception they've fallen behind on compute. |
| I lost over half of my net worth this month and it’s not a small amount for me. The only thing positive is that I am still employed so I will get through this. |
| ^Oof |
| I was full ported memory before MU earnings and sold it all immediately when MU first went down to 1150 after earnings I knew something was horribly wrong then and not sure why others didnt panic sell there either |
| You don’t even START becoming a man until you have a child and family that depend on you. |
| They'll be pulled with the market to some degree I'll give you that. They're not expected to raise in July but if they did I'm bouncing while I still have some IV to bounce with haha. |
| Will it though? It sounds great for the field. But even the most sophisticated versions seem to still hallucinate like hell. And finance and accounting are not the areas where you can have that. |
| Bad pick, gotta think long term.\n\nAI don't need no hotdog-eating meatbags in the long run. |
| How much debt |
| MMs and big money realize there is more money to be made selling short term options to retail in a range bound market than hoping their underlying goes up another 6-10% this year |
| Nah, read the other comments, some guy was crying that AI wouldn’t make him a list of Jews. Unless not hating Jews makes me a Nazi, are you one of those manipulative scum bags? (Notice, I didn’t say Israeli) |
| failed to increase my share size yesterday before the next leg up sigh (i mean i did, but lost some in the process), welp, once we go higher again and have another pullback maybe im gonna catch a bit more shares |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/djrlrp (0W - 1L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▼ | $745.03 → $600.00 | -19.5% | 1d | Lost | |
| Are you saying to sell on the little spikes, buy at the lows, rinse and repeat all day? |
| Oh the retards who are spending 200 billion dollars each a year on classical computing in Capex and getting a 9 billion dollar ish return so losing 191 billion dollars a year and nuking their cash flow. Great idea. If they scale quantum you'd be lucky to get a 5x. An actual quantum only company is a much better idea |
| Get something gud! |
| Meta already blinked lmao |
| If your under 40 a man and don’t have kids congratulations \n\nYou won in life \n\nU can live with little money and go to any place in the world to be with hookers and be happy \n\nAnd won’t need to provide for another adult that can get a good job cause of the economy and no one wanna hire a software engineer they A.I will replace \n\nThat google and MSFT are working day after day to be able to replace one day \n\nFist on chest no fear I guess 😭 |
| 1.5 for the dog and drink |
| Actually you just proved my point. Microsoft was on its way out. Their company was shrinking for a long time. When they brought in Satya Nadella, he actually embraced open source and integration with it. Almost everything on Azure is open source, and That's the only reason they were able to stay relevant. He brought them from being a rapidly shrinking company to one of the most valuable companies in the world. \n\nThey have two main closed source products right now and both of them are losing market share everyday. One is Windows, the other is Office. If it wasn't for their open source cloud presence, they would barely make the NASDAQ 100 today. |
| Which hyperscaler (goog, amazon, Msft) will blink first? My guess is Msft but it will be Q4 |
| Google is the 1st hyperscaler to report so all eyes will be on Capex spend. That’s what Wall Street cares about right now. \n\nIf they either stay flat or increase their capex spend, expect the stock to go down. \n\nSpaceX and Meta are already showing the overspend and overbuild thesis come true for their compute that they can’t use. Investors are already demanding more prudence from Microsoft. With every delay on Gemini 3.5 Pro, the expectation gets hardened that Google won’t be able to efficiently generate ROI from those investments. \n\nSo Google is in a difficult place going first because the narrative is set and they need to break it. The only ways to break that is show tremendous ROI via AI revenue or less spend. |
| You're better off getting out that position and purchasing a nearer strike position if there's a reversal anywhere.\n\nAnd for the love all that is holy have a STOP LOSS it will save you money in the long run. |
| Bc it will? |
| Or just buy the hyperscalers that are already in the tech that you know will survive and not tiny companies that will likely be bought out if they survive anyway? |
| ah the classic “my portfolio is just one ticker and a prayer” setup. 142k on a leveraged etf and only up $246, man that could swing to -5k by lunch easy\n\n \nthird meme is definitely “regards” or something about wife’s boyfriend, we all know the drill |
| Dump his ass. You deserve better than a sugar baby who won’t put anything into the relationship. (I know this is harsh but I’ve been there and there’s a world of difference when you have an actual partnership with mutual support.) |
| Why? They aren't a $300 billion company more like 50-100 this will be under $10 in a couple years. |
| Nice only one more T to go |
| You forgot the /s |
| because mag7 dominate the indices and etfs |
| Which is why u simply buy shares in all of them dude. With enough branches the tree survives the storm and the companies that do survive easily 1000x |
| I think most analysts are looking for something in the 60s which is still absolutely wild. But I definitely expect and hope for 70s. |
| Does Alphabets Gemini delay risk an ease on capex spending? |
| We don’t speak of the ill in such a manner |
| Honestly hilarious seeing the “will it go back up” posts of people who full ported their portfolios into memory. |
| All relative |
| He either got margin called or on suicide watch |
| I've never talked to you, though? And I'm aware of the tech, I'm saying the companies themselves might not survive. More likely than not won't. |
| This. Except when the Ai bubble pops and everyone here sucks shit. Me included. |
| Honestly, semis are probably suffering in large part to the hyperscalers leaning into in house TPUs. Google front ran this and continue to have the best margin expansion as a result. |
| >I am a C.S student and I understand how these things work\n\n😂 |
| I wonder |
| Pretty surs it only rocketed last time because of spacex or 'other income' .. with spacex shitting the bed don't think they can fall back on that tbis time idk |
| Hey what is this rational comment doing in WSB |
| Google is basically an index at this point. YouTube, search, gmail, gcp, tpus, Waymo, Gemini, wing, pe firm, nothing like memory |
| I have some other funds but definitely put vast majority. I felt confident and felt it was the main way to escape/be free to do whatever I wanted. \n\nHindsight shouldn't have done it but I took a chance and that's more than what most people can say. |
| This makes me so horny 🤩 |
| Too soon bruh too soon |
| GCP growth will drive the stock price. Everything else is pretty much priced in. Hope they crack 75% growth. |
| Your losses are going to look insane |
| YOLO the remaining 70 into 0dte putcalls |
| Definitely dont Fuck around with options if you dont want to lose the rest |
| I'll tell u which ones since s u complete ignored how I debunked ur last incorrect argument. Anything photonic or neutral atom. Any of those are easy buys. Simply because they function at room temperature and are thus infinitely more scalable and can easily be hooked up together with fiber optic cables to be nodes of a single quantum supercomputer. By simply buying shares for all of them you will win Bigly. But if you want specifics qubt is the best. Only tfln foundry in America which is a critical hardware component in most quantum computers |
| i prefer shwarma |
| Coherent ✅ |
| Honest work for a couple of decades. |
| Agreed honestly. Long term the sum of the parts are worth much more than the whole. Always wild to see companies like SpaceX, unparalleled MOAT for the record but miniscule revenue at this point. There's a reason the mag 7 are owned like 80% by institutions. |
| Just fried my gfx card ,I hope NVDA pumps on Monday due to my capex on getting a new card this weekend |
| The quantum-only companies are tiny. You don't know which ones will go under before quantum is scalable. And, more likely than not the major players will have their own quantum solutions, intel, google, and ibm are in it already. |
| If they do market will like it, especially with the recent sell off. It can be a catalyst for the last leg up |
| \#men A.I will take so many finance and accounting jobs soon |
| So Joe over |
| Yessssss |
| Or maybe they didn’t want to ruin the pump caused by the capex increase in hyperscalers this week and next week |
| delete this before more people see how retarded you are |
| SPY monthly technical looks ugly. Bad earnings coming in and we see big gulp blood red |
| She won't give you the time if day, don't bother |
| Don’t do anything. Just wait a month and it’ll be back |
| Oil bros are such cucks no I dint wantvyr shitty calls with stupidly high IV |
| You have been sold a lie. LLMs do not have intelligence or reasoning abilities. They will not lead us to develop AGI or solve any real problem. \n\nTheyre somewhat great for coding but nothing with this fake value. LLMs are also very easily distilled, US companies spend billions in research, and china distills them for 1 cent on the dollar and releases it open source. \n\nI am a C.S student and I understand how these things work |
| You put all your money into one? Oof bro |
| Please do regard and update us |
| In terms of corporate financial health I honestly think Google is leading and by a lot. The margin expansion is unreal compared to the other hyperscalers who are all rushing to still catch up. That said, if the market as a whole goes into recession it could happen. |
| *"AI will probably most likely lead to the end of the world, but in the meantime there will be great companies created with serious machine learning"*\n\n*"I think AI could eliminate 50% of entry-level white-collar jobs within the next five years, and unemployment could spike to between 10% and 20% in the next five years"*\n\n*“How might such an Antichrist rise to power? By playing on our fears of technology and seducing us into decadence with the Antichrist's slogan: peace and safety.”*\n\n*“I cannot imagine having gone through figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT.”*\n\nThere are so many more...\n\nIt's **literally** a product that can sell itself and change the world for the better and these egotistical bozos are out here saying shit like this.\n\nOn the datacenter front; They could be doing a much better job addressing the energy, water and public concerns that are showing up.. Instead they are just letting the hate froth up without being more pragmatic about that public opinion shift.\n\nThey are not navigating the waters well.. Really showing their immaturity. |
| Double down on 0dte |
| a chromosome possibly |
| My ship stays afloat in this sub’s ocean of loss\nporn. |
| QVC \n\nThey were operating positive but just couldn't find a debt deal. Also social shopping was not as fruitful as tv so that played into it. \n\nI won't be investing in individual companies again. I'll discuss but never invest. That life is over in my eyes |
| 💀 |
| Im in the higher camp because I bought calls on CVX. The lastest news will cause investors to likely rotate. This back and forth nonsense with Iran isnt good. |
| How to make it back? Start by not asking for advice here 🤌🤣 |
| Jesus |
| That's fine if you're looking to buy stock and you can hold for 10+ years for it to go through all those cycles and mature. I'm trying to buy lotto tickets here. |
| Lol. No, AI is not better than humans in all jobs, or any really, except maybe translation. It's a good glitchy coding assist, can parse through data with glitches that have to be smoothed over, can draw a convincing picture with difficulty being consistent or errorless... Not to mention it's still got a long way to go to be useful for physical jobs.\n\nAs for the intelligence? Till we get to world trained models it's... not. It's a mimic of intelligence, but it doesn't have a real concept of before and after.\n\nIt's a useful tool, but I'd say we've 90% tapped the potential of LLMs unless we get compute that is exponentially better, so you'd need something else. |
| Girl I doubt itttt |
| At least ten |
| I am on phone number 6 big dog. She's been reading my deepseek conservation in my original phone and making songs about the content in them lol |
| You seem to be ghey. 98c is boiling water if you more than a hundred feet above sea level |
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| Witchcraft! Black magic! |
| Hear me out: |
| Average fat wsb American doesn't understand that quantum ram is necessary to make memory scale linearly with compute for every single ai product. On^2 compared to on. Bro needs to read a Chinese scientific research paper with his retarded ignorant American opinions |
| Lost 30% of my net worth in 2 weeks. What can I do to make it back? |
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| your wife's new bf gonna be driving that lambo while you take the bus my man. bold move though, hope those calls print for you |
| Im thinking but expecting a sell the news, especially when they mention capex increase. |
| https://preview.redd.it/nh1hjjm5azdh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d7da7057a9145c89d2302ddb6a7e6d55000a8f5 |
| I believe i can fly! I believe i can touch the sky🙌 (position: M.U 1100 call) |
| earnings on Weds |
| We don’t understand your silly Celsius degrees. |
| Awfully bullish about Google in the sub |
| Those sandwiches aren’t going them make themselves |
| Mods don't know I only come here to upvote oil and gold ramping posts 🤭 |
| Every high beta is 50% down from like a month ago which is what everyone here invests in. You thought we are full porting voo and sitting in the chat? |
| bullish signal, small investors lost hope, time to pump |
| Any news? |
| Quantum doesn't improve AI that much do a deep fife with your ai 🙂 only specific sectors |
| Pokes the crypto subreddit with a stick. Wow guys its a total ghost town in there. U basically gst maybe 10 comments on a daily. I dont think any regular human being holds that trash anymore. Btc to 30k easily puts on hood |
| Sitting outside the gym waiting for it to open so i can run in there and take the biggest shyt |
| What did they say that was incorrect? |
| How many people are all in on Google? |
| yes, though google could get hammered for decades with low cashflow. they should probably spin-out parts of the company like media, search, cloud |
| Did not have Paypal playing 'hard to get' on my bingo card this year lol |
| Sory rather not, I'm str8. But some leatherman should rawdog them both...in public...broadcasted on twich...payed in dogecoin 😂 |
| Im down 40% in 1 month |
| Need a 10 bagger asap |
| Probably safest to change your phone |
| Since you seem to like the color, hit up the casino and bet it all on red. |
| Could you imagine if these AI companies didn't have complete retards like Karp, Thiel, Musk and Amodei as the face of AI?\n\nWe would have probably already ascended by now. |
| Your last sentence will never happen |
| also, ppl will only care about capex and what's up with the AI wars, when will the cashflow trends reverse, etc |
| How can a man have any testosterone and have your girl in this situation thats just wild to me. I do 90% of everything as the man in the relationship \n\nIts also wild to me that there are girls living in this situation that wont leave but I drop like 1500 a month on treating my girl and do all the work at the same time and I dont really get Ultimate respect lol |
| One of the three fo sho |
| Link? |
| You'll never see the day |
| Poor American, my properly built house peaks at 73⁰ inside even on a 98⁰ outside day. Try not living in a trailer |
| Idk cuz arent they tanking because of the spending?\n |
| Higher |
| I have a huge erection |
| In what stocks? I collect stocks like Pokemon and never sell except my MU/Sandisk/DRAM plays |
| What about semis effected from their Capex? Is this bullish for semis? |
| \^\^\^\^\^ this \^\^\^\^\^ |
| She's a 3, but she sold MU at the top. |
| Right. Just switch to weekly. |
| Nah, as soon as any tech giant says capex the stock will crash and this is going to keep going until ai revenue is crushing capex costs |
| We'll take notice of that, keep postng we'll do exacty the oposite. |
| I need a good ole fashion drill on 🌽 to get an erection |
| Sounds horrible, but everything for the cause. |
| You know it was actually Zuck first then Elon so fuck both of them |
| They're breeding so there's a new crop of regards every spring ripe for the picking. |
| Elon pulled a joke on you...now smile, cmon smile... |
| Nice |
| You trippin dawg. That $170 SPCX price is now below $125 and still falling. GL man I hope it works out for you. |
| Back to the thesis, with a hike in the possible future, I think googl dips and trades sideways. I am going to pick up saas that ends up being dragged down on googl's earnings. |
| He lets you spend time with her? Ugh |
| Correlation doesn't equal causation. Donkey is the cause Shrek just correlates |
| Link? |
| 3-4 years. |
| Microsoft is AI winner.\n\nNext leg up: upcoming WINDOWS 12 |
| Yes exactly that guy who posts this owes you $2400 we need to dm him 👍 |
| Not a bad date tbh. I maybe should have gone a bit longer since I don't plan to hold to expiration anyway but I got greedy haha. |
| It probably will |
| Yesh |
| Earwax candles |
| Nah the bf can hate me all he wants. Just leave me alone when Im with wifey |
| bers never will win |
| Sold Kraft Heinz also. |
| If youre right and bet on it you gonna be loaded lol. I might buy a small amount of puts |
| 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 well FUCK |
| Damn, I wish Penthouse was still in print. |
| Dear Europeans , i wanna see the look on your face when you first pick up that brand new window ac unit |
| Semis will get absolutely cooked if that's not the case unfortunately |
| Can always go lower lol look at memory |
| I just need a lot more money and a wife whose boyfriend likes me |
| I fucking hope so… otherwise im truly wrecked beyond comprehension |
| Don't worry, with fiscal stupidity on this level, a career in politics is right around the corner. |
| And you will lose that again.real problem is the gambling vs investing. |
| I dont think you have a choice lol |
| Yes |
| That already happened |
| Prolly should pin this comment. |
| Should have exited on the buffet rally I'll admit. But that's alright. I'll live to fight another day either way on this one. |
| That's the key question |
| Ugh, ouch |
| Huge capex increase? |
| Congratulations. I wish you a great trip. |
| You guys think oil will stay around 81.5 or go lower/higher? |
| Honestly, Google plays shenanigans to avoid reporting those and as long as Anthropic and Waymo haven't IPOd they can shuffle them around their balance sheet with some leniency. Based on the blow out from SpaceX I'm guessing they'll downplay their other assets but who knows. |
| I don’t think people here fundamentally understand options beyond a 15 to 30 second 0DTE dopamine rush. 400 contracts isn’t that big of a deal if you are actually anchored to a thesis that supports the move. If you’re just pushing 100 contracts trying to scalp high beta semis, yeah you’re going to have a rough time at some point. |
| Google would be the most successful VC on this planet if it would be a separate business. |
| I would but she won't talk to me outside of sending me messages from fake Chinese girl telegrams and making Japanese Ai music about me and showing up at my gym repeatedly waiting for me to see her and then driving away oh and she has a porn account she made for me too sigh |
| Cant be bullish on a grain of rice |
| Its alot when you dont have much. You can save this again. Keep moving forward. I know whats it like restarting so it'll only take time. |
| We have to see the chart |
| So… were fucked? |
| anyone bullish on my dih |
| Google dump incoming. |
| no edging bruv just pull out and gap it |
| Do you actually know what EPS means? |
| She's a 10 and ur her first love but shes a mossad agent and won't stop silentely harassing u and hovering around whenever you go out in public 3 years after it ended. Yeah guys ur probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. It All started when I matched with a jewish girl😏 |
| Google earnings will be HUGE |
| You got played |
| Semi's are not a lost cause... I have been shorting semi's for the last 2 weeks, VSH alone paid for my 3 week trip to Europe this year. |
| I am between dumpster diving and buying a penthouse every other week 😂 |
| My spacex shorts look juicer every fucking minute now |
| You have a lambo but you need to loan 150k from the wife. LoL. |
| https://preview.redd.it/220g3y8w6zdh1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f7eaf6517b71a0e56a4f8b9c757aaa65ec93421\n\n |
| What company/ies is this? I want some skin in the game. Itd be hard for it to go lower....right? |
| My friend was just executed on 105 puts he sold. He’s a regard. I asked him why he was buying at 105 instead of when it was 20? He called me an asshole. |
| That chart really doesn’t show that but I like it |
| Honestly long term AI is here to stay, we're in a new world. The massive CAPEX days are likely only to be tolerated for so long though I'll give you that. The companies that survive will be the ones that do it like Google has (so far) imo. |
| I’ve been told china is importing oil again |
| Need OpenAI to announce a peace deal with Iran to save my ass before Monday |
| Chinese AI 🤣 gimme a break |
| wHaT, i cAn'T hear yOU........ |
| i did the infinitely worse thing. cashed out at about 9k and then full ported in the wrong direction (bought puts instead of calls). \n\nso yes. the 9k was realized gain and I lost it. |
| If you think Ai is the future you'd be investing in quantum computing. Ai will never be profitable on classical computing hardware. Because of quadratic memory scaling. However everyone here is retarded and doesn't understand how transformers architecture works soooo. But muh quantum is a decade away. Stock market is forward looking u stupid retards. Why would you invest in an imaginary unicorn factory when u can just buy quantum computing companies. Lol |
| Hahahaha. You fuckdd |
| You don't think that we are creating intelligence equal to ours but you do understand that right now AI is better than most humans in all jobs right? |
| https://preview.redd.it/a08w36cl6zdh1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07c07a49fdbe142d982135c07063d858dc05f037 |
| Is he still green? |
| Ok I mean you missed the most important thing after electricity |
| Best we can do is hyperinflation and poors fighting the water wars |
| I lost 10k from 70k -> 60k but as far as im concerned this is what ive signed up for. At least its not -50% lol |
| I stand corrected. You are right. Coca cola and Kraft Heinz though. |
| If you have one last bit of money to bet on something just full port into oil and forget about it for two weeks. Forget about semis, space and everything else you've been watching last half a year. \n\nNot a financial advise. |
| It means huge profits for energy and silicon, no bubble needed. Just huge profits with p/e of 10 if you want |
| Congratz on your win retard |
| The problem isn't the technology, the problem are the retard tech CEOs opening their autistic mouths and the saying the absolute incorrect things.\n\nWe can have the best technology in the world, but if the public face of these AI companies are so off the mark, it can all be lost in a flash - Sentiment is already changing and that's not good. |
| Maybe just put your money into spy and a vw fund next and coast it out. |
| We're speed running to a dystopian police state with Flock cameras & killer robots patrolling everywhere.\n\nWe'll see the worst unemployment and quality of life in human history thanks to AI.\n\nI weep for future generations. |
| Anyone bullish on data center companies should have to live next one and hear the constant humming |
| Dude what the fuck is going on with the USA man, how low can it sink ?! |
| Same here |
| If you just take out another $5k from your bank account, or even just loan it from a good friend, you’ll win it all back this time. I can feel it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kpee8xu56zdh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a6308ef4651f5bd997d41a40b2e14bc425cd59 |
| Will melt go up min? I want my $ back from this week |
| That’s the stock market. The options market? Not so much. |
| Will it crash hyperscalers too or less so in your opinion? |
| easy come, easy go. Ain't investing fun? |
| 200k in puts, wow. |
| You are in finance? |
| Old news |
| And before I realized it, I had bet average joe’s salary on UFC props |
| Can’t wait for this shitty down trend to reverse and we go back to continuous pumping |
| Buffett sold McD in 1998. |
| Every day of the week and twice on Sunday. |
| My emotional support animal needs an emotional support animal. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4xhufbzh5zdh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38f67bdb10a0d94b6427e69ccbc9f4b3906276f9\n\n Eskimo bro’s 😎 |
| Must be easier with a smaller guy |
| Average Reddit investment thesis |
| this kimi k-3 is a banger |
| Honestly, my gut says they are going to come under expected spend through the year but either way it's backed with one of the most monsterous backlogs of cloud contracts out there. As long as cloud earnings keep gaining I'm still bullish. |
| jfc |
| Can confirm |
| Less talky. Get back to work, wench. |
| Nice but has he got the cannons? |
| 100k over how long?\n\nJust buy VEQT/XEQT. |
| You can average down options Imao…. especially with a 9/18 expiration |
| That’s weird. She still does it with me. |
| This post really is about hot dog and McD when you extrapolate enough. |
| Yeah my whole position started from around a $186 cost basis. I plan to bail before expiration on these hopefully on one of the good waves (but I don't mind a loss as I'm still up either way). |
| Looks like its working for him so far 🤷♂️ |
| It’s a good weekend to be a gay ber |
| The overall bubble will pop the moment hyperscalers decide they shouldn't be infinitely increasing cap-ex. Won't be the end of AI, of course, but it will completely crash the stocks. |
| https://preview.redd.it/27huvra25zdh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e180b17eaa27f8c5a8f10290265377cce104c27 |
| Are you a Zionist ? 💀 |
| Because a ruby tangerine the size of a bandit |
| well now you got upvotes on reddit, you can pay your next bill with that |
| Samuel Jackson as Helen of Troy |
| I’m buying more if it dumps on earnings. Did not load enough when the deepseek dump happened last year. |
| i bought the puts as synthetic CC with protection, sold a 350 put 31 July against it but with earnings coming up and being less bullish with the AI scares i changed my strategy |
| face that launched a thousand shits |
| Rest in peace my port, it got hit by a bazooka |
| This quarter really hurt to hold through I'll give you that. If I didn't do so well last quarter I'd already be down at the dumpster behind Wendy's. |
| Buffett owns McD since forever, the OG ai investor and visionary. |
| My wife won't do anal anymore since she got piles the last time I put it in there |
| Get a new boyfriend |
| He must be hotter than you then |
| Okay happy for you, now that you got your gains can we push this back up? Some of us are regarded bag holders of this |
| Don't get me wrong, I'm out before September here as I'm ready to move on. But this was a very long play. I held 450 shares from ~$186 through Q1 2026. Sold 150 shares as well as around $88k in options gains at the peak and bought back in at $340s for most of this play.\n\nAll that said, I fundamentally refuse to buy longer dated puts on an asset I'm long term bullish on, Q3 and Q4 just didn't do it for me last year haha. |
| What we thinking on their capex? |
| Cuz nobody wants to say they bought calls at the embarrassingly tippy top |
| Earnings season starting next week. classic dump into earnings, never seen that before 🙄🙄 |
| Don't exactly agree to most of that, certainly not to that degree. I think the biggest long term driver for AI is its military use that Ukraine has already shown in deep attacks. Autonomous murder drone swarms are the future. No country wants to be the only one without that kinda tech.\n\nAlso, organoid computing might mix in there. Gotta love the building dystopia. |
| That's bad but not the end of the world. |
| There’s another $4.75 in GAAP earnings from marking the Anthropic stake to market that we need to add. Gemini is giving me \~$2.99 per share impact from SpaceX, based on 6/30 close, but who knows that the exact stake is. \n\nEither way, bar for GOOG’s GAAP earnings is \~$10.50 per share, but all anyone should care about is core beating $2.89 with a raise in forward guidance. |
| Weekend oil up 1% |
| I shit an hour and a half ago I can still smell it |
| AI transformation and the Wallstreet are two different things. I believe in AI but not sure about Wallstreet Casino with 🍊 who sells insider trades for 100k per month. |
| Is the AI bubble popping before 2028 in your opinion? Should I stay invested in the market until then? |
| I pay all the bills and I’m hot and I feel like I do 80% of the house work… and I still feel like my boyfriend doesn’t pay enough attention to me or try in our relationship. He literally goes to school and games and that’s it.\n\nHow tf do I do all the work AND I’m supposed to beg for attention? I feel like I let the bar get too low, how do I get it across to him the bare minimum is not enough? |
| This is good because it's not like you were trying to make money before, you just have the most flat history until you leeroyjennkied all you money. Notable. |
| Yess that's right. But meta is not the guy making the shovels. So who is really winning here? |
| depends on whether it's washed vs unwashed. |
| I don't believe any of that tbh\n\nI do believe this whole AI bubble is gonna crash hard at some point. |
| 8 if it’s 🌽, anything else 5, you can live with that if she’s a 10 |
| I keep telling you it's a tennis score. Me - 40 you - love |
| only 50hrs and 4 mins left bois |
| That’s my quant, notice something special about him? |
| Yeah and the places which accept cruise ships are eeeeuw. Sicily is the best island in the world but Taormina is a shit hole \n\nMind you I did a 4 day cruise ushuaia to Chile bcos only way to see cape horn |
| It’s good for old people, but there are much cheaper ways of sitting by the pool getting absolutely hammered all day. |
| https://preview.redd.it/9whl6jeh3zdh1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8210d69ce3546643f6faa411c13251ebf20ec2b |
| And hot dogs.\n\nBecause the people working on energy and silicon will need to eat.. |
| Maybe try tipping money instead next time smh |
| close the account before you lose it. |
| electrical companies then? |
| thanks Chuck. im gonna stay diversified and limit the fallout |
| Yeah, I said that [further up the threas. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/YMsGF2qpXo) |
| This is such an inspiring redemption story in the making. |
| fallout new vegas remastered confirmed |
| You still have $60 left just invest that |
| so much loss porn in here this weekend... everyone is a wizard in a bull market but their ports collapse on a 2% dip |
| I mean Google absolutely printed on it. They bought their position at $900m in 2015. |
| lol I’m sure Ken griffin appreciates the contribution |
| It's the headline a lot of outlets like to blow up. Look at Q1 this year. It's a lot more click baity and that's all they care about. |
| Hope Kuwaitis had a good poop. Toilet gonna get messy pretty soon. |
| You morons betting your lives on this stuff serious deserve to lose everything at every turn. \nJust make money like a regular person. \nFucking charlatans. |
| Anyone else feel like you don’t need drugs cash and women… but only when you have drugs cash and women… ? |
| OIL IS FLOWING LIKE NEVER BEFORE (onto the ground and into the strait) \n\nBrent -1.3% |
| I don’t day trade every day and don’t feel compelled to do so if I don’t see a setup or literally don’t have the time to stare at a screen all day long.\n\nIf you got a run from $10k to $600k in 5 days why wouldn’t you stop unless you have a severe gambling addiction? I owe you or Reddit nothing, it’s my money.\n\nMany other 0DTE plays since then and before then - including this one.\n\nDo I win them all? No, but I win most. Good luck. |
| Oh I have no qualms haha just an observation. I’ve been watching too much Ed Zitron lately and once you notice how they’re all just using circular financing to build this all up, you can’t unnotice it. |
| aren't expectations like $60 |
| Going on a cruise sounds like torture to me. Just go to the places you want |
| And they literally just raised 90b in June |
| You'll be systematically losing money if you just keeping DCAing into options |
| it was 340 but yesterday rolled down to 320 |
| Bubble has reached new heights. Which one of you Regards bought Jensen's leather jacket for 1mil? |
| Goated. You got any more of these? |
| https://preview.redd.it/5nyr00sb2zdh1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7e30b3bbe90e3d217597f3d660cc4cb49835714 |
| Ukraine destroying Russia’s oil infra, USA destroying Iran’s oil infra, Iran destroying everyone else’s oil infra. I’m sure it will all be fine. |
| 100k per year silicon valley expensive? No |
| That’s usually a good place to make money though. You wanna buy green nice sustainable ethical cuddle companies on 0-2% YoY? That’s great we all bow to you. But this the wrong place for it. |
| it's not that bad bro tf. sure it's not as good but it cost like 1/20 the frontier model that cost more than your salary |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| why not? |
| # Kuwait: Iran has targeted more oil sector facilities, additionally a second water desalination plant has been hit. |
| Bubble has a couple more years in it, get the fuck back to pumping this bih |
| Honestly it was adjusted up for the year last quarter. They might, but they also only spent $35b last quarter so there's a LOT left on the table for the remaining quarters. |
| Lord I hope it dumps on earnings so I can buy the shit out of the dip. Last time I did was when it was at 160. |
| Your $113B is more like $81B as of yesterday. Still $40B more than last quarter but I think the price will settle lower after the initial pump because word will get out. Word. |
| Hi bro |
| What rock do you live under? In the last 4 years more than 50% of the time Google greatly exceeds the expected move of earnings (good or bad is about even split). Q2 in particular that number is actually 75% of the time. |
| My bro Forest Fyre! I thought it was you! |
| If that happens the entire market and every index, especially SPY is fucked. |
| She's a 10, but she calls crypto an investment |
| Hey watch ur mouth buddy or you’ll get yourself served a knuckle sandwich |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| They call me forest cause I have bush and love 2 helicopter it |
| Smart move would be to use retail thirst for gambling as exit liquidity. So I guess they'll hold. |
| Cars are a money pit if you don’t need them. I’d only drive something written off by a company or will wait until I have 20 million to get my own. |
| the market is selling due to increasing capex, imagine when they cut capex.. circuit breaker |
| You realize that this has been Elmo’s plan all along, to be a part of memes like this. |
| I did locked in my 300% on ATST calls. Otherwise I would be crying right now. |
| But 8/28 $335 on Friday |
| “Go to work” implies you aren’t already there. Whatre you some kinda sissy liberol taking a half day? |
| I think Google in the 340s Friday was an insane opportunity to buy before earnings. Monday morning we’ll probably open at 350 |
| january 2028 is a lot of time, the market overreacts to earnings all the time then forgets about it next quarter. google is not some startup burning cash with no plan, they print money from search and youtube alone\n\n \ni would hold but maybe check the theta decay is not too bad yet. if the calls were expensive when you bought, that premium might hurt more than the stock going sideways for a while\n\n \nthe anthropic bet is interesting, if they nail the AI infra play those cloud numbers will look very different in 2 years |
| godspeed fellow retard |
| OP just begging to be gaaped again |
| You want to DCA into options? How regarded are you? |
| Ya I bought calls |
| Same here. 180% to -15%. |
| Look, Pa, it’s the help! |
| Brilliant stuff. Nicely played. |
| Monday due to be a green day. I don’t make the rules |
| They call me Love Women because I love women |
| Damn, you're right, at $123.99 (today's close) that's only a boost of $2.10/share and that whole $82b stake is now worthless, 72-73% beats are terrible. |
| I’ve gotta go to work. All of you have soft hands |
| The fact that Google owns 5-6% of SpaceX is a perfect example of how fucked up everything is right now. One big circle jerk |
| Lmao |
| Why is she such a bagholder, is she could pull off a tech warren buffet she might actually make it but cmon |
| I have been the biggest googl bull from when it was under $130.\n\nIt's gonna dip on earnings. \n\nMind you, googl is gonna continue making paper, however, these earnings are not the ones to stake your claim with, IMO. |
| ur the dude that was buying calls after dips each day a while ago. the same pattern held for like 5 days then it didn't and you stopped posting lol. your definitely rich af tho |
| https://preview.redd.it/bl2r73wk0zdh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9adf4c4c92d429f197c47ae27ed9b348fcf66c09\n\n |
| https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/celebrities/george-santos-joins-brutal-reality-tv-series-special-forces-after-prison-release-took-my-fat-behind-off-the-couch/ar-AA283wol |
| So, excuse me bc I’m new to this but…. Did you cash out when it shot thru the roof and you \nMade a bunch of money? Or did you hold on and lose a bunch of money? |
| Why are you gay |
| Time to load some calls? |
| Can we instead go back to 3 months ago where everyone was making unlimited free money |
| Yeah same |
| You better get it |
| 😂 |
| Tell me how AWS is better without using the word poop specifically in regards to AI data centers |
| Supposed to make money |
| What are you talking about, I fucking love that my desktop has ads in the start menu, and that I can't actually click on the shut down menu half the time . |
| the gaap number sounds way too specific to hype |
| What’s your October puts’ strike price? |
| https://preview.redd.it/irmy5adszydh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c01c9e291f102dd2abf3e4cf3b9b4a1e4f4fea4 |
| why are we speculating expected move is a known calculation and its 5.3% which i slower than msft, amaz, and meta. |
| Then anthropic will lease compute to openai, who will in turn lease compute to Meta completing the circle. |
| So if you'd invested in all the dot-com companies you'd have been wiped out. |
| To be fair, I said it would hit 6.9\n\nDidn’t say it would be fair valued\n\nAm I correct in hearing that it basically still doesn't turn a profit? |
| Good thing you don’t trade base on emotions like the regards in here |
| Sir, this is a respectable establishment. Gentlement refer to them as "cannons." |
| Accurate size |
| I wonder if they increase capex again. CEO did say they could have done more cloud revenue if they weren’t compute constraint during last quarter earnings call |
| Yes |
| Fuck yeah, my dick gets so hard whenever I see these |
| What? It's never even close to 5050 this is not a coin toss |
| No |
| Don’t be jealous, it doesn’t look good on you. |
| Male or female? |
| ok so puts |
| Would still be overvalued |
| Tits are the best. Nature's greatest invention. \n\nI love tits. |
| Sometimes I see this and think "wow that's easy money, even I can do that" when I damned well know that people would be putting the "portfoliogone" meme under my returns because I'd be so far in the negative 😭 |
| analysts are not stupid and will adjust EPS by the perceived devaluation of SPCX and OpenAI\n\ni do have an otm call but only to protect my October put |
| Go to Oliver velez YouTube start again |
| What's crazy about it, there's a similar opportunity every day but you can only see it in hindsight |
| 🫡 |
| Would result in the extinction of human kind\n\nSo yes, the world would be a better place |
| Tungsten balls |
| Je regarderai et rirai à 6.9 |
| I wish I never discovered trading at all, it brought nothing but misery in every way |
| Honestly curious, what was the thought behind putting it all on SpaceX, ( besides getting hard from losing money? |
| Can we just go to the future where money doesn't matter this much anymore 😔 |
| Barbault Basket gonna make the Dow drop to zero. SPCX was the last pump and dump. Gonna dump all the time from Monday. |
| [TACO!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&list=RDdQw4w9WgXcQ&start_radio=1) Monday to the moon! |
| Yeah but it is sold and shipped by amazon itself which is weird. Not some sketchy third party seller. |
| Hell yea! |
| You know what? You were right, a nap helped. Godspeed. |
| To the moooon. |
| You can do eet |
| Cathie Wood’s ARK Invest increased its exposure to Space Exploration Technologies Corp. (NASDAQ: SPCX) on Friday, July 17. It purchased nearly $18.3 million worth of shares after the stock tumbled to a new post-IPO low. Meanwhile the investment firm also sold off some of its shares in Robinhood Markets on the same trading day. |
| Get help. There are people who know what you are going through and how you get out of it. Remember it´s [not the end of the world](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGLFjML7RKo&list=RDqGLFjML7RKo&start_radio=1). |
| Oh hey |
| I’m sorry my bro |
| My bro Unhappy! |
| Sounds like they did not actually have it in stock |
| ~~whores~~ **regards** will have their ~~trinkets~~ **tendies** |
| Why stop at 2022 let's go back to the 90s and do the dot com bubble and housing crash all over again |
| I wonder how the person who bought at 233.92 feels 😁 |
| 😩good moaning |
| L news anchor |
| lets all just admit that this AI hype was a mistake and then lets go back to to how things were in 2022 |
| Sunday |
| most insurances in general |
| 🤨 |
| Calls on $Pogi in 10 minutes |
| I am in this picture and I don´t like it. |
| the circle jerk continues |
| why do u spam this comment I don’t get it |
| Ban |
| what the heck did u do dude??! 🙈 |
| Patrick Boyle's take on the IPO is fantastic and funny too.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/8rS3fTbC7TE?si=L_btEevaK5S3stfa |
| bought 1 share. took the $75 dollar loss. threw the rest in FMTM and gave Eleanor the finger by buying a beer |
| I have failed to understand y pple buy shares in companies deep in debt \nHighly over leveraged and what are they selling some fairy tales in space |
| He said ethernet. Ethernet is a standard that runs over copper, and "stripping the housing" off of a fiber cable and cooling it down makes zero sense. It's light and glass. Youre not making it any faster. You hear these IT myths about hedge funds all the time. A lot of them are myths. The microwave and colocating rack space is true tho. |
| And a bunch are proved wrong. What your point? |
| I was under the impression that the US was betting on AI being huge to tackle the national debt problem by increasing productivity. |
| Good, now show us the losses on your Calls |
| Völkerfreundschaft! |
| Look, Elon is trying to pump the stock with tax dollars again. 🤣\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/krl14j1owydh1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=510836235a8472d8a6c1e8d771abcd61aa76fd27 |
| Were you red before ? |
| Now you’re like everyone else in America. Well done. |
| Sometimes I think World would be a better place if it was all just gay men. |
| People fail to grasp how fast and massive a golden age of the millenia would happen if car inssurance requirements went away.\n\n410 billion is sucked from the american bloodstream every year for this shit. Someone didnt buy your bagels today because they had to pay 500 bucks to insure the family. |
| Civilian infrastructure, mango shitbag day, that is... |
| This is not a dwarf planet! |
| I was thinking whether to apply IPO and make a quick buck on the hype pop but the whole thing was just too much of a circus |
| We do a little trolling |
| Don’t worry OP it’s only $1.3M or so you missed out on if you had just invested in VOO and let it ride for a few decades. |
| PANIC BUY EVERYTHING |
| The man likes what he likes, if he plays this right he can just become a sugar baby or trophy husband to a rich MILF |
| majority of the lock up hasn't even been released, going to be a rollercoaster. thinking to load up after mid terms |
| MODS! BAN HIM!!! ... sorry ... GAY MODS! BAN HIM!!! |
| That's a bit dramatic. There's always a recovery! Get back on that horse! |
| 20 delta puts on high iv tickers\n\nASTS crwv rklb were my main ones\n\n\nWorked fantastically until this downturn\n\n\nI'll be doing the same going forward just not selling the absolute maximum contracts I can, lol that's what blew me out |
| How would I know? My beer belly arouses every woman. |
| I think BERS are ghey but I think they are probably going to be right for the near future (unless 🥭 just changes direction again) |
| Pissed away more than that once the first repairs bills come in at 30,000 miles because they bought Stellantis. |
| Puts on memory again on monday |
| Hell yeah |
| My bad just read you saying you are selling puts. I have no advice on the sell side but if I was building the account through buying contracts that’s how I’d do it. |
| You realize this is a gambling sub right? You can invest responsibility, and you probably should if you have money sitting in the bank |
| what’s your strategy to getting to 150k? you only sold puts? what delta? |
| 6.9 before 420 |
| Gambling and making money off it, if we're being honest |
| This is just historical fact. Every ipo essentially does the same thing and makes bag holders out of retail as exit liquidity. Google might be one that was a bit different. Either sell at the pop or short it. IMO |
| You can play risky, you should be using the majority of your buy power. But play reversals and use a 5-10% trailing stop. Respect the stop and you’ll get better at entries for breakouts. |
| I’ve seen enough. Give this man a Nobel peace prize |
| Hopefully she’s a rocket |
| Then you just get sycophants \n\nI’m poor and average looking and I don’t actually hate people (except for the regards who panic sell my stocks, hate those guys) |
| If you want to talk about "best play" then I guess it was buy at open. Sell over 200. Buy puts |
| Hi im quite new to investing. I understand the wheel strategy to a degree, but what are leaps? Would appreciate any help |
| The best part is that his original post still up and you see all those people clowning him lol |
| nah you can often get 1 day spikes from posts here, just have to sell fast |
| You're not wrong, but I'm not gonna play anything risky. Just sell puts as normal just a lot less contracts |
| if goog earning tanks i'm cooked. |
| Being ugly sucks!! |
| Its not a loss until you sell.. these are just numbers for now |
| Just need a 2x that’s easy. Learn to use a stop loss that’s how you went $145k to $80k. |
| Not really Analysts tried peddling this crap saying it was going to $300 a share. Ruining lives as usual. |
| 50x return on our investment. Srry for letting you down on my 100x |
| Guess I lucked out.... Something told me in my head this would happen at first.... Bought at 164, sold at 201 |
| But Space Karen is a genius, blood diamond hands people. |
| Anything else at cyclical low worth lookimg at? |
| Just 10x it once |
| $55 and i am buying |
| I think a crazy bear market rally. my point is tho that the ai narrative would've already blown up by the time they do the capex cuts.\n\nthese ceos are so dug in and tbh I think some of them risk getting canned if they cut capex prematurely. |
| Its even more than that… \nAbsolute insanity |
| Have you tried being rich and/or very attractive? |
| Asahi |
| https://preview.redd.it/smyrflh7uydh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05da14b1a7903850f506a10c03b30fef55124318 |
| https://preview.redd.it/7qsur795uydh1.jpeg?width=912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab3df069874711a4192e11528aa305c42a6cd0c8 |
| Bud light |
| Nice |
| vodka |
| https://preview.redd.it/12fjeagxtydh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=793f5c8bf6743522a2224eb101fc08b82107f529 |
| Important question: What's the best airport beer? |
| TWINJEENY! WOLLAH! |
| Does spy ever just go up on opex day |
| The most moronic thing was to include it in the qqq |
| Nope just a guy. |
| "There but for the grace of God, go l." |
| The big question is does the market reward capex cuts or does it blow up the entire AI narrative taking everything down indiscriminately |
| There’s an overlanding park by our lakehouse. She wanted to take the kids out camping there and she needed something that could pull the boat out for maintenance. It fun 🤷 |
| Amazon delaying my ac delivery, now arrival between august 10th and september 12th. They had it in stock for like 1 hour and i got crazy lucky to snag it. (It was still like 2 times as expensive as it should be)\n\nEurope is completely and utterly screwed. |
| I start slowly buying at around d 120 |
| On the weekend, my new hobby is going all over the country, to try out different public toilets to do a poo in. I get dressed up smart, and make a day of it. Went to one in Ireland last week. I'm trying to poo in every available public toilet in uk. If you want to join my club let me know. It's called toilet goers. |
| Credit. I don't think any news will spook the market and we hold till earnings |
| Have faith. If the market stays red and gas bumps back to 4.5, we’ll get our taco. Then it’s green all day errrr day. |
| Looks like next week continue red 🙁 I'm losing my calls |
| You're tax rate now is 30% but what is you're marginal tax rate ? |
| Thanks for sharing the research. |
| Do people buy stocks for the 5-week high? |
| Does it hit $69 or $420 first? |
| Your first comment was about Kuwait, now this is an article about an abandoned base in syria, bad bot or extremely illiterate |
| This is jokes |
| i execute all at once. |
| cost basis is written there. lockup expiry is the major catalyst. pretty much all ipos fall pre lockup expiry |
| then dca. don’t go all in |
| Yes, but because you’re a complete idiot not because of losing money. You can save up more money. But you’ll always be an idiot. |
| We need you to close the babe man deep strait\n\nYemen: Houthis? |
| Hm but then how is he supposed to make it all back?... |
| AI capex cuts will be a lagging indicator imo by that point all of the hyperscaler stocks will be way down. |
| My onion is brown. What this mean? |
| doubt it, but glad you enjoyed yourself while stopping by. |
| Your wife wanted a shitty jeep pick up truck? I’ve only seen those driven by middle age men wearing tap out t shirts |
| I usually just play SPY just cause it’s what I feel most comfortable with in terms of price action. I did play MU once tho and make a nice lil profit. Might do it again 🙂 |
| Ask me in 30 years |
| Don't lie, you like that cock up the cooter |
| This made me actually burst out laughing. \n\nYour future self is definitely looking for a time machine to come right back to now and slap you silly. Try to enjoy the ride anyway I guess. |
| space x spelled like that always throws me off |
| 1 hype message on X from Elon and this could have gone really wrong, that is why I stay away from the Elon garbage |
| Did you buy all 400 contracts at once/in one order? Or did you buy it in increments |
| Unlike bro’s portfolio, the memes in the comment section is a gold mine… |
| Heard DreamWorks is selling early viewing to subscribers! |
| It does appear as if the current strikes are meant to show the regime in Tehran, what could come their way. They just don´t look. |