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| Roblox? |
| Imprisoning 🥭 would bring more national security than conquering Greenland. |
| Remember the entire purpose of life is to make as much money as possible and brag about it on Twitter. Don’t ever let anyone tell you otherwise. |
| I exited CIFR on Friday as well. It’s trading -5% lower on German venues, I think we made the right move. |
| After a certain point -- no additional money makes a difference. Either it's "I want to control this company" or "I don't". He was well above that threshold when these decisions were made by him.\n\nIf he wanted to fuck off and retire with a massive payout he'd have done it at 10,20,50m, etc -- not once the company is worth billions. |
| > AMERICA IS BACK!!!\n\nNice!\n\nHey, he says we're back, holy shit!!!\n\nSee, you just gotta jiggle the antenna a little\n\n# 📺 |
| https://preview.redd.it/qcm2g578udeg1.jpeg?width=96&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43cdcea64f78523f803beccb2b98715192293fb7 |
| Institutions also piled up on subprimes LMAO |
| Depends if binance wants to clear out the longs |
| 1 trillion is a little carried away lol but yeah I get it |
| all of your calls are become fuk |
| - posted to American Reddit via American iPhone |
| it figures that we're red since we couldn't take greenland |
| take this shit to bogleheads |
| It matters to people who are holding options. |
| Imagine coming here as a Europoor, complaining about recent events, while you can't even protect your own women. Good times. |
| Just be sure to wait for that, “Today is a good day to invest in the stock market” Truth Social post first… |
| Im buying a duplex in Greenland first thing, renting the side living space and then never visiting Greenland ever again |
| That stock price is going to drop so fast because of one reason the announcement of the 1.5 trillion dollar military budget ⚔️ Stay away from LUNR |
| Love tuna or sometimes sardines in the morning |
| Where are you |
| Because it's worthless and less each day. |
| Fuckin Shah of Eye-Ran |
| What is this HOOD dump people are talking about? Last week? Today's futures?\n\n\nThe NYSE tokenization is a good thing. Takes their small moat but gives them mass TAM and credibility. |
| ASTS is the next $1 trillion company, does it really matter if it's $80, $100, or $120 tomorrow? |
| I think we drill on NFLX, TSLA, MSFT, and META earnings, and then pump on GOOGL/AMZN and then theta until NVDA after which we pump and bull market resumes |
| fuck yea numba one USA USA 🚀🇺🇲 💥 |
| Dune is one of my favorite series, God Emperor and Heretics of Dune are my favorites, but I still love the KJA & Brian books. Their first crack at it was roooough, but they get way better, and the Caladan trilogy they just put out was really fun and enjoyable. Is it Frank's work? Naw, but I personally like to alternate dense novels/political philosophy etc with lighter reading or even YA and romantasy. \n\nThey do a great job keeping the series self contained so someone who has never read any of the others can pick it up easy |
| I did not lose any money today. Screw everyone who says I’m a bad trader |
| 🤮 |
| https://preview.redd.it/mdznmbi0udeg1.jpeg?width=109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b878d39e8ca7159cd23d0ed105d369a525c35188 |
| Watch momentum, look to international indexes and currency rate effects |
| Green Day - American Idiot |
| In TACO we believe |
| Suck dicks? |
| I'm just gonna buy vix and wait for Europe to divest from the US. |
| https://preview.redd.it/w6lm6w5ytdeg1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e68dd4be122c751cb52b87fdd6b6e93f855f85d9 |
| Now the Illuminati are entrenched so deeply, they’re past the first guy that was sent in there to flush them out!\n\nHey America, I know all about the shadow government. I’ll solve all your problems too |
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| Ba ba ba ba ba bye |
| Might? |
| no karp is a centrist |
| The cool part about being a southern lib is you still get to shoot guns |
| If 2026 became the year of space stocks that’d be so fucking funny |
| 9th century Brits would disagree |
| Do you think institutions adopted it just to make more money by manipulation? |
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| Last time the EU was shaking and said yes to everything Trump said. This time they’re angry and not taking it anymore. The EUV technology TSMC uses is European, so not so bullish for AI. |
| You just know once regards sold everything hes gonna post "nvm" |
| Hope you are right. Fighting americans in a snowy trench in Greenland wasnt on my 2026 bingo card\n\n- Norwegian guy |
| Funny you would say that !\n\nDo you happen to know which country was left without aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea? After their wise leader decided to remove it to send it in Venezuela without replacing it.\n\nLeft the 5th fleet without carrier for extended period of time.\n\nBecause of rising tensions in Iran and the original carrier still "busy" in Venezuela (mostly not doing shit. Wise leader just thought he could provoke Venezuela into a military operation but failed), they had to call in another urgently (which still left them without carrier for weeks)\n\nGuess were the pulled the new one ?\n\nFrom the *south China sea*\n\nYou can have as many carrier and submarines as you want, if they are deployed and moved following ever changing orders and no strategy, depending on impulse from your leader, they are mostly useless |
| If you think our government cares about lowering the deficit, I have a bridge to sell you. |
| Looking at all the indices worldwide, looks like it will drop then level off and regain some losses. I need to find a ticker that will drop over the day and not need to watch it like a hawk. |
| Sure buddy /s |
| Vacationing in Europe during the 90's up until the GFC would have been pretty dope. |
| zai is pretty good judging from their recent open models |
| You're looking at one shitty program.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/x6AOwDttBsc?si=WV2kl4sPSMaQtFLS\n\nThat's Adam Savages tested. This video is over \n three years old and we won't see half of the showcased on consumer level devices in this decade. They're on the cutting edge of the technology paying top teir researchers to work on breakthroughs. |
| It was too early… but I guarantee you that in 10-20 years we will go back to this idea again. \n\nThe idea that we are in the “matrix” and we can replicate it will continue forever. \n\nEven if we can’t achieve it. (I think eventually we will) |
| Well he posted it was a good time to buy on Thursday/Friday and then he did this so most stable genius? |
| 11th Airborne is the "you sucked so bad on your ASVAB we're sending you to do fuckall in the Arctic" division |
| How do you define significantly? |
| Where are you getting the 1B revenue from? The numbers I'm finding are a lot lower than that |
| Is Palantir going to rise and fall depending on which political party is in charge? |
| Thanks Vlad |
| I asked her to talk dirty to me \n\nShe whispered in my ear "those long dated calls you held will expire worthless" |
| Win win |
| You could not inhale nicotine that is an option you drug addict. Do drugs safely please. |
| https://preview.redd.it/vtggcdrptdeg1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8028622ef6f0189040986765b2167617e3394cbf |
| I could have all been prevented if he ever said I love you to 🥭 instead tax evading him a fortune |
| Murica, fuck yeah! Greenland can suck my motherfuckin balls 🎵🎶 |
| Ok so more like 5%? Very hyperbolic |
| https://preview.redd.it/76omcp1otdeg1.png?width=552&format=png&auto=webp&s=f92029facefede6d1e408771fca2c34b8a9c3d37 |
| Can't wait to see a sad patriotic Hollywood movie about the incredible hard life of us soldiers who are attacking Greenland. Probably even with tom cruise the scientology fgt |
| Don't tease me with a good time |
| Supreme Court is going to pussy out again. Useless boomers. |
| 🥭: “well, get control of these people. I’ll send ICE agents on Tuesday.” |
| There's a PR team? |
| It was a race, it wasn’t the damn SAT |
| Trump raped children, does that count? |
| What will Melania’s first act be as queen of Greenland? |
| Smoke cigars, pipes, and cigarettes like real cancer loving men |
| I have no idea what’s going to happen tomorrow |
| The space stocks that have been rallying are deep fried tomorrow\n\nHope you're not holding calls, but considering that you're posting here you probably are. RIP. |
| He was a moral vacuum |
| I forget those silly-Billie’s are still bee-boppin around over there. Cobble stone. No AC. Goats. So cute. Really just cute, simple people. |
| Dementia Don has a much better ring than his Sleepy Joe quip |
| That sounds delicious. I want to try making some Over The Top chili. I need one of those insulating blankets first though, it’s like -20 degrees F here |
| Is it like the market where when people start thinking it can’t fail is when it’s a most danger of failing? |
| We ride the wave from DJT. He has consistently caused Volatility spikes where there’s none and that makes us money. I’m selling puts on NVDA, AMD, TSMC, MU, AVGO. Strong companies that should rebound once DJT TACOs. |
| I’m thinking of spx puts tomo at open 6880 |
| Everyone gonna get stopped out at 3AM every day. |
| What are good china stocks ? |
| I don’t even have any corn lol |
| i mean, almost certainly |
| MIGA! |
| Fuck tha yanks |
| oof. Got yourself an alpha-widow, eh? |
| Sorry I don’t know how to read |
| 6am |
| Right, but it probably would have been more profitable in the long run if he hadn’t done all that and just, you know, ran a casino. But he’s too stupid so he tried to pretend he’s a mob boss. |
| Iranians |
| so another $2k btc dump tonight-tuesday? |
| “America is back!!!” No way he would post that before nuking the market. Bear fuk |
| I got burned on so many puts last year when Trump would do crazy shit over the weekend.... Here I am putless about lose my ass... I need people out in the streets buying the dip! |
| If the judgement comes out tomorrow, it’ll be in favor of tariffs so the victory parade can take place in Davos. |
| Most successful pyramid scam ever |
| Everyone thinks he’s crazy until it turns out the newest military branch is white walkers. We saw it was the ultimate counter to Chinas dragons. |
| If that makes you lose a night of sleep, you must not sleep much these days. Troop deployments are starting to feel pretty normal |
| I’d be rich bro |
| lol such cope |
| Waking up and taking an adderall, having a redbull, and using nicotine then wondering why you’re feeling anxious |
| Don't they have feet now? |
| For her or you |
| Fellow based Americans have you ever woken up and went on a European website to cry about Europe or their stock market or the people in charge? \n\n\nthat's what I thought \n\n🇺🇸 |
Now:  https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/commodities/ finance.yahoo.com |
| Donnie can't even take Minnesota like Russia couldn't even take Ukraine, no way he can take Greenland from the rest of NATO lololol |
| Until everyone bails and takes profit on open |
| I've been doing a lot of *AI* recently |
| Kind of craving a giant medieval-style turkey drumstick right about now. |
| Meta already kinda beat down |
| I know a lot of stupid people but I can't think of any who want to lay down their lives in a war with Scandinavia. |
| Calls on weapons grade plutonium |
| I just want to be rich enough to do an indecent proposal on all my friends wives |
| Hahhahahhahahahahah |
| They can’t both be the worst. To you which is the second worst? |
| Ride |
| I would love to see an audit of that spending. \n\nTo spend that kind of money, and have essentially nothing to show for it. It is beyond mind boggling. \n\nI believe Walmart’s total spend on payroll for a year is around $7 billion. \n\nSo you could have every person working at Walmart worldwide working on your AI adventure for a DECADE and still have a cool billion left over. \n\nI feel like other than literally lighting it on fire, you couldn’t waste the money any faster. |
| https://preview.redd.it/we7eopi5tdeg1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ace6a0b2405c5202587d76a464abf8244f97826 |
| "btc $1 million next year" every year since 2017 |
| You'd make $10k a day from daily this thread alone. |
| 6 EST I believe |
| The answer is yes |
| Making predictions is easy, unless they are about the future ☝️🤓 |
| MethAi |
| Yes, so overdone. I would love WBD library in Netflix, it's a win win over time. The last thing I want is 5 streaming services that never have what I'm looking for. 2-3 services to pick from fine, I guess. |
| i have a one silver futures contract and one meta call. im sure meta is gonna get destroyed but\nmy silver futures should hopefully make it a soft landing |
| I once mentioned that stupid gun stock that Kevin pumped before he deleted his account and they banned me for a couple of days because it's market cap had fallen below $500M and I didn't notice lol |
| No, but damn that looks good. This one does require a smoked chuck roast that you put into it. You smoke the chili for like 8 hours in a dutch oven. |
| It’s more likely to go to a mil before it goes to zero |
| The same time they always do which is the same time Google can tell you. |
| Is not gonna happen no way is Roberts gonna allow a ruling on that till at least June if even then |
| Unironically, the best trading methods are when you’re on xans then build the tolerance up while not stressing over decisions and then slowly go through withdrawals and let the withdrawal anxiety make you sell everything for a profit\n\n9/10 works almost like every time |
| America runs the world bc it leads the strongest alliance around the globe and enjoys reserve currency status. 🥭 is determined to put an end to that apparently. |
| MSFT vs META, race to 0 apparently |
| Like I said, they would need to have juicy government contracts to do so. It is not monetarily profitable or practical to do so without it. \n\nGovernment subsidies are required here, just like they were to get both wind and solar to get going in the U.S. |
| The troops are for MN. Guaranteed. |
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| !banbet RKLB -8% 1d |
| Today was my best day of trading a long time. I didn't lose a dime! hopefully tomorrow is the same... |
| Can someone with more tech at scale knowledge explain how that much could be spent?\n\nBig pharma spends $1-2B on researching a drug.\n\nCar manufacturers spends $1-2B on R&D and retooling for a new car.\n\nDid Meta spend on buying companies, overhead, and servers? |
| We do need someone to take the other side of that trade. |
| Open AI isn’t that big it’ll hurt Microsoft stock price but it’s not world ending |
| Seems like you think I'm arguing against you; I'm not, just skeptical that we're going to approach such rare air again with UUUU (i.e. $200+)\n\nLooking to exit with at least a 10X ROI, which would be in the $80s for me, but if it hits $120+ then that's roughly $1M USD post-tax profit. Can definitely live with that, although I'm considering adding more shares at a much higer cost average simply because UUUU seems poised to rocket. |
| No. You can see them on [trumpstruth.org](http://trumpstruth.org) |
| Remember when 🌽 was going to a million? |
| I'm betting on european markets in the daytime and at night time I'm betting on Australian gold and rare earth miners. This is actually making me rich Australia fucks |
| So what you're saying is that once the AI bubble bursts, those GPUs will be fucking cheap, because nobody can use them for anymore and I can get a cheap offline AI running? Not too bad either. |
| They sold their bags to the Chinese who sold them to the Indians. Who would have been next, Nigerians? 😂 |
| How would they lower the deficit? |
| More $ASTS |
| It's for invading Minnesota lol |
| And once the price becomes the price, you’re never getting the old price back even if the tariffs go away. |
| I have sex with women so I'm safe.\n\n\n/s |
| So, what happens to my ASML 1500C at open 💀 |
| Turn off |
| Boredomness? What deep reasoning are you expecting out of a 4chan mob? |
| Is it made Over The Top? |
| How the shit do you sell private land and their residents in this day and age? One could sell their national land, but even then. |
| Accurate. Finally forcing the poors into the peasant classs they’ve always yearned for |
| Hahahahahha |
| Futes in 40 min |
| Just in time for TACO Tuesday |
| How do you see future? |
| In what way? |
| btc dead because of no reserve. that is why it went up at all in the first place in 2024. everyone had the opportunity to sell their crypto above 115k and buy tech stocks. |
| Hope supreme Court hammers 🥭 on tariffs tomorrow I'm selling the bounce that fool will go bonkers |
| Gemini isn’t working how am I gonna know what stocks to pick |
| Either 600 or 700 |
| My doctor says yo mom riding me reverse cowgirl is a really good cardio workout |
| I DiDnT vOtE FoR tHiS |
| Minecraft servers look better when this. Just stick me in there with Steve and a whiteboard and we’re done |
| It's definitely one of the administrations in history |
| Might go cash gang and just buy a ton of XMR but might also buy long spy calls |
| https://preview.redd.it/rwyi6mqmsdeg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08f5ae340d8e710376a0f2500cca6039cf1a9e4b |
| Exact same headline as 2022 lol |
| Vaping should be banned it would be better for our society. |
| You can either change the tattoo or the butt. Good luck |
| Yes, I DO think mango is calling the shots. I think he may listen once in a while to Bessent and Rubio and the generals, but he makes his own decisions. |
| Market green just watch |
| show us |
| this guy is low key advocating for the Neanderthals in wsb |
| [trumpstruth.org](http://trumpstruth.org) |
| Go back to Jersey, cocksuckah |
| Greenland Resources Inc |
| Best? |
| Lick it off |
| I asked her not to use my likeness but I couldn’t stop her |
| Yeh |
| to the drawing board maybe |
| I could really go for some good news for NBIS this week to pump my calls. That’s all I’m really asking for. Just a little OpenAI deal maybe? Nothing crazy. |
| What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? |
| Anyone ever make the Meat Church Texas Chili recipe? May do that this week. |
| What even is this? |
| judging by this thread SPY finally cracks 700 tomorrow |
| When futes open |
| This might be the administration in history |
| That's what I'm hoping. If I was a general ordered to invade an ally, I'd resign. |
| Didn't one president have slave children? |
| Rip meta tmr if the market red meta is gonna tank |
| My gf got another tattoo on her butt and I hate it |
| Frumpstruth.org but fix the first letter |
| The dollar being the “reserve currency” is way overblown. Does Australia worry that the Australian dollar isn’t the highest reserve currency? How about Canada? Also do you know who has by far the most gold reserves in the world? |
| Henboy confirmed. |
| Sick |
| This might be the best administration in history. |
| All in on 700 30 DTE calls at open. |
| Herbert hoover sucked too. He blamed the Mexicans |
| Good thing the US has a bunch of those cool aircraft carriers destroyers, subs, and a swath of support for things just like this\n\nNot saying we should. But taking Greenland could be done with 1 carrier group. Defending Taiwan, we have even more carrier strike groups. And that’s just the Navy |
| Bulls don't come to market tomorrow. |
| The only state with organic growth is Utah. Everyone else is just snowballing people |
| On the bright side there will be a peak comedy Hollywood movie sometime in the future about this shitshow. Like the interview but with orange and not rocket man |
| Respect 🫡 |
| Conservatives are gonna magically grow a spine when their insider gains are halved by market collapse 😂 |
| JJ902 |
| and also the last one, america is cooked |
| You just get Taiwan later. When tensions between US and Europe have fully dislocated their alliance and rhey are weaker |
| Like Grok. |
| Mango pods were the best |
| This might be the worst administration in history *so far* |
| Winner winner chicken dinner 🍗 |
| 29 |
| Fam, don’t worry bout no Tariffs.\n\nSCOTUS will (very likely) rule this week.\n\n- Tariffs: Approved = hooray, revenue and lowering of the deficit\n\n- Tariffs: Mixed decision = hooray, something for everyone! \n\n- Tariffs: Rejected = hooray, Refunds to corporations and lower CPI.\n\n\nEither way, bools will go bananers |
| Bro not seen Jurassic Park |
| Is there some small print fuckery they can try to pull out of their ass where whatever puppet chair of the board can overrule the others? |
| Okay this is a banger. AI? |
| You have another 11 years it’ll go by quickly |
| Yep, another $100 for a router and $20 for the VD app. The router is on the way. That’s an extra $120 dollar because their piece of shit software doesn’t work. Just embarrassing. How the entire development team hasn’t been sacked is unbelievable. |
| If America is so back then where are the mint juul pods huh |
| Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I ate grilled cheese off the radiator. |
| It's 100% just mango and like 2 guys with investments in whale oil or something. The rest of us have no idea where any of this is coming from. Ok, so yeah 77 million (hard-R) retards may have voted for this guy, but they wanted to shoot brown people and trans teenagers, not penguins and snow elves. Even the Pentagon is trying to key-jangle him into other targets literally anywhere else |
| I'm good G it's good to see you here. Happy new year to you and your family. Hope you make a bomb amount of money this year |
| Except sex as long as he doesn't have the AIDs. |
| Cawwwwww!!!!! 🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 |
| 😂 |
| is |
| Leaps! |
| Only 3 hrs left for mini heart attack |
| NFLX calls for earnings? |
| They likely would need to defend Taiwan. And Greenland and Taiwan are a bit far from each other |
| Might? |
| Remember when everyone was wondering if any manufacturing would actually start to move to the US because of the tariffs?\n\nHas any? I’ve googled a bit but haven’t found much reporting on the subject either way |
| that is not why gold is rocketing. gold was already moving up over three years ago |
| This might be the worst administration in history |
| She’s a hen, but she won’t lay eggs |
| $PLTR |
| Some comments are too lame for a reply, but you got one so be happy |
| While the market is still closed at least I can find entertainment in the Olympic level mental gymnastics performed by the conservative subs |
| They're all dead, bruh. |
| It's all show. They will just sell Greenland. |
| I know, I'm just saying if you want to experiment with a private LLM, you can also do it with Bedrock for $5-20/month and then move to local if you think that's a better option. Bedrock just lets you get up and experimenting fast. |
| WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE 🤌 |
| AMERICA IS BACK!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🍔🍔🍔 |
| Well he was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead |
| Homo Sapiens should give the planet back to Homo Neandertalis. They cannot protect that land from Aliens or Global Warming, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only a mutation that landed there hundreds of years ago, but Neandertals had mutations landing them there, also. |
| Do i really need to sign up for truth social to see 🌮s tweets now? |
| Don Lemon, ya know, the singer. |
| Its a shame everything good in life is bad for you |
| You know futes are gonna be horrific when CNBC doesn't even wanna speculate on em yet 😂 |
| how long before danish pm is maduro'ed |
| some of that was Russia |
| People who are happy to retire with a massive payout and live a comfortable life for the rest of their days |
| Flair checks out |
| Her and I can take a picture together under the tent for an addition $14.99 |
| Or the mom had solid throat game... |
| Been to Europe lately? |
| If I get a -5% drop just for the EU markets I will buy the local hobo a bottle of jack Daniel’s |
| https://preview.redd.it/98bc1guxrdeg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd5bce02c5bc00435769174439a186ff6a571453 |
| That’s absolutely right. |
| But why should that matter now, after everything that’s happened? |
| puts it is |
| And when they're all dead and the less prude are in charge and want to make $$$? I was obviously being hyperbolic, though. |
| Because I thought it rose too far too fast and was temporarily pulling back - I’m a dumbass basically |
| \> denmark deploys troops\n\n\> us puts troops on standby \n\nyep shitfuckery is afoot. \n\nI won't sleep long today, keeping track of whatever the fuck is going on. |
| The question is do we keep dumping |
| If I had a nickel for every Reddit user who says America is cooked I’d have a lot of nickels |
| what did they send? like 30? |
| How you doing bro? |
| Rude not to |
| Sissyfication |
| Wtf is a don 🍋? I only know don 🥭 |
| I don't know what this is referring to so I downvoted |
| happy for you! this was a comment about what happens next, not what already happened |
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| you cannot validate the importance of Greenland and invalidate the real effects of climate change \n\n(Morgan Freeman emoji) |
| I believe he wants the markets to re-rate down. |
| ETFs? \n\nParticular names? |
| LOL!!! The military that can’t go a couple of months without committing a war crime won’t invade Greenland?!?! |
| How do I buy them and which one!!!!! |
| I'm betting on european stock markets |
| They’re mostly poor and buy odte puts with their DoorDash tips hoping to get rich |
| mango trying to pump, but everyone knows already america is cooked |
| You know all of this could have been prevented if 🥭's father had worn a condom. |
| Palantirrr |
| To your credit, you don't have your profile set to private, like the 95% of the "tough guys" commenting here. |
| SPX calls |
| 🌽 was just walking off yesterdays drop but just found another cliff |
| 8 |
| I thought they announce at 10am Eastern. |
| Finally, a sane perspective that isn't clouded with incredible bias. |
| Asts |
| Denmark deploys troops to defend Greenland \n\nhttps://nitter.net/RapidReport2025/status/2013360486457250049#m |
| To do what exactly ? Start shooting up the British, German and French ? This is all theater bullshit to fuck my calls |
| Really ?24/7 open markets ? |
| Maybe lower enlisted tards but I feel like the 4 stars are smart enough to know that doing so is geopolitical suicide |
| Fuck em. Aren’t we all betting on America’s stock market? The disrespect is disgusting. |
| Wen is the future |
| ermmm ackshually all the other sperm died getting in and we made it first |
| Who cares.... Did your calls or puts printed |
| sssshhh, let him cook (the market) |
| What are you buying tomorrow if we have a dip? |
| how do i go long USD do i ask for the finest dollars they have at the local bank |
| Why 🌽 gone |
| Sur. This is bullish |
| ☝️🤓 |
| I brought today. |
| Are we fucked? |
| Coins didn't want to wait for futures to open this time.\n\nCya NQ/ES |
| Are you trying to tell me Trump isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed? |
| That is changing very fucking quickly. |
| you think it's mango calling the shots? presidents are puppets to the higher powers that run secretive operations that no one really knows about except a few elites |
| yeah. Or maybe even go back in history a little further and give California back to Spain. Except for the part from Fort Ross north, which goes back to Russia. But give Drake's Bay back to England because Sir Francis Drake stopped there in a boat (allegedly). \n\nOr just give it all back to Native Americans. \n\nThis sort of thinking can be applied all over the place. The Levant should go back to the Canaanites or whoever was there before them (settlements at Jericho date back 11000 years). |
| Maybe if you have the brain capacity of a 5 yo. The whole economy is so globalised that the us woudnt function like they do without europe. The same goes for europe. |
| How do we cheese this to the top of the charts? |
| Uhhh have you seen ICE? What branch people are in doesn’t matter once you have a mind virus and just obey like a little bitch ass. |
| crypto is like having all the downside of a bear market and no upside |
| This is truly the weirdest timeline |
| Progressive overload + finishing to failure on every last 2 sets = your legs are fucked\n\nSource - my legs are fucked |
| Bulls get ready to be drafted for the Greenland War to save your calls. Make sure to wear cozy. It's very cold there mate. |
| oh no |
| Jesus this lady singing the anthem is awful. Also I’ve grown tired of the anthem before literally every sporting event |
| someone take his phone away |
| No MSG! |
| Maximum regard mode activated |
| Voting rights in corporations are typically linked to ownership. If a shareholder owns 61% of a corporation, that shareholder has an effective equivalent voting power (all other things being equal).\n\nIn practice it is more nuanced than this as most company resolutions are made by the board of directors, and the board is appointed by the shareholders, and typically the shareholders get X number of board seats based on their shareholding, and since board seats cannot be split into fractions, it normally works out to a more even number of voting percentage. \n\nThen there's also the reality that shareholder agreements and company constitutions also come into play and those documents often govern voting rights (both at shareholder and director level) and may stipulate voting rights that differ from percentage owned.\n\nHowever, in simple terms, the percentage is just a reflection of their ownership stake. |
| 🤣 |
| Mother fucker is doubling down |
| Shrooms are easy from what I hear, goodluck ! |
| Still ~93k too expensive |
| Omnislop |
| Whats scary is that all of you were the fastest sperm. |
| Best of luck to you. I’ll admit I have no idea what Lanteris is as I haven’t been keeping up with the company lately. I genuinely hope they prove me wrong because I love space exploration and I think learning new things about our surroundings in space could be extremely useful in the future. Godspeed🫡 |
| I for one welcome our new Wampanoag overlords |
| Euro poors and mentally ill libtards wont like this post |
| For Minnesota |
| Only you do |
| Option 2 looks a bit cuck, what is the point of soft power when you can have Taiwan. Also having Taiwan comes with a side of soft power |
| They will |
| btc will not recover even as QQQ surge this week |
| they are all his bitches |
| This kind of stuff is happening, when no one in the room has the balls to say "This sucks ass, no ones gonna participate in that"\n\nif you hire yes sayers and fire all the "difficult" people around you, you start to decline. |
| I'm shorting Gold and going long on USD |
| The army want any excuse to shoot cunts lol |
| Unfortunately his term is ending soon.\n\nFortunately his position is just the chair of the board group so not absolute power. |
| A few dozen on the low side. |
| I bought myself some 2027 SMR contracts just incase. |
| Futes were open |
| Did you tell them you like fuk? |
| I’m shit posting in a gambling sub what kind of Vietnamese or Korean omerta are going on about |
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| We’re gonna lose money at night now too 😭 |
| If they win ltv award soon, what is your price target? |
| He’s no different from the guy before him and the next guy will be the same. They aren’t on retails side |
| How should one recklessly buy calls for the global economy? |
| Thanks for letting me know! |
| No one here got my point. They are all paid shills for Isreal. Maybe Lincoln wasn't. Since your parents were born, they have been bought off. |
| I’m looking for high eighties or low 90s |
| Would the military even listen to mango if he told them to invade Greenland? I feel like the generals wouldn't do it |
| That’s awesome |
| lol see my post history. I have been shorting crypto all year |
| Great buying opportunity. |
| You and her should hook up, seems like you’re both meant for each other |
| Tbh ive seen more Cybertrucks than ive seen people use... whatever this crap was |
| Casino’s closed bois, you can make it back next week |
| lamb chops and red wine for dinner thanks to precious metals |
| If 🌽 drops below $0 do you then owe $? |
| here.\n\n[https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1qhgzdd/pentagon\_places\_1500\_arctictrained\_airborne/](https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1qhgzdd/pentagon_places_1500_arctictrained_airborne/) |
| Based on current futes, SPY should open 685-ish |
| It's kinda win either way for them (not so much for Taiwan) although of the two the "do nothing" approach is easier. Let's hope for that. |
| 3 hours till im fuk |
| Yeah I got in around Oct during the hype. Hoping to reduce my loss and get out |
| Buy the HOOD dip tomorrow. Remember we are going to get 24/7 trading later this year |
| still short btc, long tech. easiest method ever. |
| BTFD |
| I liked beer. I still like beer 😢 |
| Boys, don't worry. I have a shit ton of VIX calls so the market is going to rip next week. You're welcome. |
| HE SAID THE NUMBER HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED |
| You guys are acting like Europe or Greenland has a choice in this. It’s already decided. America runs the world. |
| btc dump resume tonight |
| Sauce? |
| 7 |
| AMERICA IS BACK - DJT on Truth Social |
| Fuck your puts. 🤣 won't effect my calls |
| Is this what wsb calls a FD? |
| Japan 30Y yields spiking to 3.55%, highest in history. Calls on hentai |
| Not sure the US would need all hands on deck to take Greenland |
| how much OTM, on which stock ? |
| Did this post trigger you retard? |
| Reminder that "collecting" is not a hobby, that's just you buying shit. This goes for legos, watches, coins, records, etc |
| Sometimes dial up with AOL on Windows 95 does that |
| 🙁 |
| 🇺🇸 |
| Don't be so dramatic. Westerners have no choice but to side with us whether they agree or disagree. |
| This is based on futures sitting at 94 and spot price over 100 while SLV is at 81+, judge away |
| The Natives should get the United States back. They can't protect that land from student debt or school shootings, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only a boat that landed there hundreds of years ago, with pilgrims but the Natives had boats landing there, also. |
| My only bet was on CRML (in terms of Greenland), the day right before news came out that they found more critical minerals (successfully) than expected - it was a literal 100% on my options - within a day, based on information that you could deduce from public news.\n\nThe fact that you don't mention CRML which has very deep connections to Trump Admin shows how much uneducated on the subject you are.\n\nThe other bet I had was on a small miner that significantly improved its margins thanks to silver skyrocketing (but the market didn't catch up) - earning me again a significant % ROI.\n\nI don't bet on miners otherwise, you're just a dumbo. |
| lol dead cat bounce for corn |
| Is Greenland about to be the trigger for WW3 ? |
| Taco TUESDAY |
| Think I just blew an interview 😅, a call out of the blue and I was not ready for it. |
| Cleaning the goon of my mouse 😷 |
| \> Pentagon orders artic troopers on standby to (potentially) deploy to greenland \n\nah the same pre-choreographed shit in ukraine before russo-ukraine war. |
| bait |
| dark |
| It already has. Anyone who thinks these tarriffs are being paid by citizens of other countries does not understand tarriffs. |
| that won't be in time for market open or even tomorrow for a day trade. |
| Chip?! |
| Get your cringe TikTok censoring the fuck out of here, child |
| Can't comment on furryism, but bullshit business meetings are considered real work by a lot of people. |
| First time getting inside her info irl. Thank |
| Not bad though idk about Villarreal, it's true that Ajax sucks but they couldn't even win against the team from Cyprus |
| I’m retarded I thought market opened today. My puts will surly print tomorrow |
| SPX |
| I mean... literally accurate... but kinda rude. I'm sure she has had a few in her mouth over the years... |
| Jpow is my president |
| Turned out it's worthless |
| I am about 4%*2m/365 richer |
| i was hacked |
| I don’t think it will be that red tomorrow, might have some retards sell at the start and will bounce immediately. Canada market was pretty good. |
| Skip the meds today? |
| Wen crash? |
| It really is funny how the economic machine gives no fucks about being as depraved as possible in all other areas, but absolutely cowers in fear at sex. It will use sex in its advertising. It will peddle sex as favors behind closed doors. It will never openly support sex. Makes you wonder how efficient “free market capitalism” actually is. |
| Which will still be a win as the US actively tries to get rid of all their allies |
| NFLX |
| It tends to reflect its user pretty accurately… |
| Nacho dip |
| https://preview.redd.it/arc3lu7hqdeg1.jpeg?width=694&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0454b426631d83c1cdc5ea5a7e3a5aa788355790 |
| Yeah, right. History has seen plenty of countries “taken” by the US since Vietnam and Korea. Ownership fades. Belief endures. 😁 |
| When we buying? Straight at 9.30am open? |
| What dips we buying tomorrow? |
| Maduro will have a cabinet position in charge of bringing Venezuelan style socialism here, Donnie is already nationalizing major companies and starting to demand price controls. |
| Sort of like me |
| damn we invadin her? |
| Absolutely. Theres plenty of Muslims who gamble as well |
| Both the Chi-knee and the Bolsheviks are paper tigers. They can't and won't do a damn thing about it. Condemn it. That's their only recourse.\n\nBah-lee dat Homeboy! |
| It is my professional opinion that now is the time to PA-NIC!!! |
| I didn't lose a dime at the Casino today (mainly because it was closed). Sorta think I could get to like this... maybe sit out tomorrow too? |
| Its way too early in the week for my fucks tank to be so low |
| Trump has told Judge Kavanaugh that if the Supreme Court rules against tariffs then he will use military force to take Greenland as he has no choice. Heard this from a friend of a friend. |
| Puts on Zuckerberg don’t work often, he has too many secret NSA contracts to lose money |
| Do critical minerals squirt tomorrow |
| people who voted for Trump have the same personality as Trump smh |
| China was INDEED smarter because they planned and played the long game. |
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| The Jesuits are ready to start another war to retake their mission venacular architecture and it's marketing rights. billions |
| Have an amazing martin luther king jr. day my friend |
| I'm going calls on SLV, far otm 2 days till expiry, wish me luck regards |
| That woman has more oil under her skin than there is under Iraq |
| Had a plan and sticking to it. Buy until $10 then cover my cost at that point and hold the rest. |
| at the end of the day, the day ends and the bears are poorer |
| Any dip in the market, translates to a 5x bigger dip in my portfolio. Hmmm |
| Dafuq happened with corn? |
| Why metal futes not open yet |
| 🥭 has already drawn up plans to make some golf courses on the lush green land of Greenland. No going back now |
| Nicki Minaj has nicknamed him "Don 'cock-suckin' Lemon" 🤣 |
| Is the stock market hooked up to an actual breaker board? When the market goes down 7% someone has to walk over to it and flip it back on right? |
| Goated |
| OR implies that you can be both or one of either, so yes |
| Take it |
| Huh, good luck with your "done with the blackmail" Guess they'll heat their homes with good wishes\n\n"In 2024, the EU imported over 100 billion cubic meters (bcm) of LNG.\n\nThe United States was the largest supplier of LNG to the EU, accounting for almost 45% of total LNG imports. Imports from the US in 2024 were more than double what they were in 2021." |
| Will be spring soon lol |
| So, green tomorrow? |
| In concentrated deposits they ARE NOT everywhere. That's what matters. |
| its a fact, the prequels hugely mogs the originals\n\nthe original trilogy special effects are so bad, how do boomers like it |
| holy shit, he's right |
| This |
| Ronald McDonald approves this message 🤡 |
| If 🥭 decides to takeover Greenland by force, China has 2 options :\n\n- take Taiwan at the same time : nobody will be available to take care of this halfway across the globe\n\n- do nothing : literally just sit on their ass and win the soft power game |
| All they’ve ever done |
| 🍿 👀 |
| helped byd have a better foothold in Canada. taco loves china |
| Where we at on Nike |
| It is all Estee Lauder's fault... |
| EU is a welfare queen that cannot survive Russia and China without the US, but their politicians and constituents have completely forgotten it in their blind jealousy of the USA. Don't forget that EU is also a bunch of countries that deeply hate and distrust each other and went to war with each other every centuries since their beginning. |
| lol its not like you're gonna be able to to buy puts at open, this dumps pre-market |
| This is the first time I need Cramer to actually be wrong. Come on Cramer you can do this |
| I’ve been a registered nurse for 20 years, worked through a couple hospital and private agencies- I’ve had fantastic insurance and not-so-great. \n\nThe thing about cancer is you can’t work- then you need COBRA coverage which is always super pricey. As a Hospice nurse for the past 14 years I have seen hundreds of families get financially destroyed by accidents and terminal illnesses. People think they can plan and then get fucking obliterated, I mean losing the literal family farm (I’m in MN) |
| Bro worried about his calls 6 months early |
| Hidden post history \n\nAverage fascist bot |
| Yeah, when insanity is the norm why freak out |
| It’s not free lil bro |
| Fuck you. 🫵🤡 |
| Edgy clever comment |
| Don't sleep on the zucks |
| A big portion of mangoguzzlers are too poor to have anything invested so they don’t give a fuck lol |
| If the NYSE circuit breakers get tripped then I trip all the circuit breakers in my house. Try showering with an electric hot water heater. |
| We afraid and wait for our big brother |
| Based |
| at least guys at SNL have endless material to write sketches about |
| Markets unlikely to throw tantrum with the President speaking in Davos. It’s bad optics. Calls it is. |
| I mean the local models are trivial to run & train really. Just need the hardware or be really, really patient. I have stuff running pretty much all the time. Downstairs and in the winter so even the electricity is sort of more or less free. |
| Throughout history, there have many many superpowers... they're irrelevant now... just like the US will be next to fall. Lashing out at your neighbors is what superpowers in decline do. |
| Short men. |
| Maybe in some countries, but there are plenty of Muslim women in the US that work in mixed company. |
| I’m fucked |
| England is always being invaded by daleks or cybermen |
| 420 funding secured |
| Everyone mourns in their own way. Like his wife, who set up the tent he sat beneath when he was slain. You can sit under the tent too for the low price of $24.99. |
| Lololol Donnie can't even spell checkers bro |
| Wall Street, also known as Waalstraat |
| Are we selling slv or letting it ride? |
| Im counting on it |
| america is cooked |
| Korean stonks. \n\nLiterally tits up |
| VUG and/or VOOG and chill |
| FUCK ASS TIDDYS |
| as a europoor, i’m so happy we have a law and order potus guarding the free world |
| Oh |
| Short everything. |
| Shit lol |
| It’s call the Louisiana purchase and yes there is a document or sales receipt with a line for a tip. |
| Mutilating small animals |
| Hasn't been my experience. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zhyegqnhpdeg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc44f628e7d6167cf93c562fb5e151fe58ec993e |
| Don‘t forget, we are literally just a +.65% day away from ATH\n\n1. bers shouldn’t celebrate too early but also \n2. there‘s room to go down |
| Wat |
| Seems like it will |
| Mexico should get California back. The US cannot protect that land from traffic jams and Hollywood liberals, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only a boat that landed there hundreds of years ago, but the Mexican had boats landing there, also. |
| if you read the actual act, it mean cut off to european market for big tech and banking. Much more seriously than simple tariff. All the asset in eu will be seize. Taco will obviously be mad and start counter seize eu asset. Then escalation continues |
| Maduro will be pardoned in return for heading up a crack greenland invasion force |
| Don't forget that this genius product required EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the meeting to use a headset. If 1 person couldn't use the headset the meeting couldn't take place there.\n\nBRILLIANT!!! |
| Markets in Europe rarely move when the US markets are closed. |
| 24/7 is almost an inevitability. If anything, I think it could reduce manipulation and some volatility because entities would no longer have to play the game of when information gets reported. Everything would just flow continuously. Risk management would have to change since the market could drop significantly for fund managers when they aren’t working. |
| Really long game. Like 10 years of losing |
| Maduro is so last week. JFC keep up. |
| Tomorrow |
| Investing for degens, we could be drunks instead. At least we have a small chance of making money |
| I’m so mad at myself for forgetting about this |
| True lol |
| We forgetting the Bank of England saying sum shi about aliens? 💀 |
| the only good part in that area is from the halfway point of california up to the border with oregon. |
| 👉🍟 |
| The capitalist spirit of old Amsterdam lives on in Wall Street |
| I swear to god 🥭 must be my sister's ex-boyfriend who would send wild texts to everyone he knew threatening to kill himself, then go take a nap like nothing happened |
| Nice |
| my mom too 🙁 |
| England is going to get India, Hong Kong, Australia, etc…all back |
| Yeah chances are nflx might see 50 |
| Worried about what? |
| Your calls are dead. |
| He has lefts too |
| Damn, I may DM Joanna 👀 |
| u/Thebaxxxx\n\n>bols are you okay\n\nWe meditate patiently with discipline and repeat our mantra.\n\n* 🌮 always 🌮s\n\n* 🌮 always 🌮s\n\n* 🌮 always 🌮s\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/PXCitRR.png |
| Shit almosto forgot thank you for the reminder!!!! |
| Freedom tastes like cardboard? |
| No one tell him |
| Can the British please stop this little independence experiment? It obviously failed spectacularly |
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| !banbet mstr 185 4d |
| If you use this week to make $200k on puts and then buy $200k of 2/20 big tech calls next week….you can be retired by Valentine’s Day, friend. |
| Glad I poured half my account into the market last week |
| Plot twister. Americans built them. Time travel |
| ay its smarty boy |
| I need this song to add to my playlist. So good lol |
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| Markets in Europe barely fuckin moved.\nGreenland invasion is priced in. |
| their are down voting gheys who walk amongst us. they don't reply or comment their disagreement, they simply spit on you and walk past like cowards. |
| *bucolic* \n\nDo you even try? |
| How to speedrun closer relationship between Europe and China\n\n🥭 100% invested in Chinese stock |
| it's based on principles. you mean that if you have the power you can just grab what you want, just like trump did with <insert something> |
| #You’re welcome |
| I heard that Donald Trump eats cats. We should deport him. |
| one hour remains |
| Fuuuuck yeah |
| Does silver hit $100 tomorrow or what |
| I have a 20 year horizon. I'm buying up whatever I see above -5%. |
| have you try yelling at the cloud to be unhinged. No mod in the sky to limit your freedom of speech |
| it's the finaaaaallll countdown !!!!!!..... (hairy guitar solo) |
| Thanks to your bold giant font post I won’t forget thanks a lot |
| I guess they ca go back to using Russia nat gas. |
| Don't go giving any ideas or Spain will try to reclaim all the good parts from Florida to California. |
| He’s dead bro you need to move on it’s not healthy. |
| Second life but second hand |
| lol looks like my Greenland rare earth play of CRML might not have been so bad a choice afterall |
| I saw pretty good conspiracy theory on the Metaverse. They are making it filled with kids games so in 20 years when those kids are middle mangment they'll force their employees to use Meta for their online meetings |
| Not until he gets his salad tossed |
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| Dat is dan 12 gulden astublieft. |
| I will never forget when the META bols unironically defended this shit back when the stock was still flying in 2021, calling it the next big thing despite it looking like dog shit Xbox avatar ripoffs. Then when the 2022 crash happened, they were still defending it despite being mocked by everyone. The copium was so real. |
| corn has no circuit breakers |
| !banbet SPY -5% 2w |
| He has rights, you know? |
| Greenland and Minnesota both getting paratroopers |
| Dooming is one of my favorite hobbies. But now I’m dooming about the dooming and am confident Tuesday will be a nothing burger. |
| Rates before h%$s |
| Not even earning interest, lmfao 🤣 |
| seems like a normal day of a sell off. hilarious if SPY goes flat by end of day tomorrow |
| If Aaron Gordon doesn't get hurt, they don't make the Finals last season.\n\nIf Haliburton doesn't get hurt in G7, they don't win the Finals last season. |
| skills issue. go to school. |
| That's a bloodbath? |
| Ohhh I see i see. |
| 10m |
| No, they likely spent that money determining the best way to harvest and meaningfully analyze data from their devices. |
| J's before baes |
| Just saw some guy order a white mocha at SBUX. The baristas were offended |
| He wants Greenland as Canada has already pivoted to China. Carney is looking for love and Xi gave it to him. Carney won’t realized wha he lost until he is face down in a pillow. China will decimate any manufacturing (think autos) that Canada has left. |
| Airborne me harder daddy 😮💨 |
| Well we're getting Canada next anyways |
| Oh sorry I meant the calls that expire then |
| i've known americans who call themselves centrists and in the same breath straight up call for ethnic cleansing and the repeal of the womens' vote. fucking lead pipes |
| First time? |
| They just use ice baths for every ailment anyway. |
| Is maduro a US citizen by now? |
| We want level 3 before open |
| trump is a braindead fat fuck.\n\na lot like the median rural american.\n\nstupid rurals |
| The UK should get the United States back. They cannot protect that land from Somali daycares or Mexican cartels, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only a boat that landed there with pilgrims hundreds of years ago, but the UK had boats landing there, also. |
| It's so annoying that every day the world is being shaped by people who don't know what they're talking about and are confidently wrong about everything |
| Short meta 🤝😂 |
| Plot twist, they didn't, they found them already built. |
| They should have charge Charlie Kirk with that. Zing! |
| bears creaming their pants with circuit breaker fantasy that won't happen 🤡 |
| You just know they sleep in separate beds. |
| I dunno, it’s like Christmas Eve |
| Pussies |
| Incredible |
| That's nothing. Their AI slop generator is even worse |
| Denmark has supplied them with a GLP-1 dome system that can shoot those all down |
| I think that is the total spend including hardware and that team has released some pretty good hardware (with a lot of BS to tie you to facebook). I think their rayban smart glasses also part of this spending.\n\nBut still nowhere close to recouping the investment and valve is making better hardware too. |
| soy boy probably slip on ice if he's actually deploy to the front line. presidente bone spur. |
| Another take: meta is so lucrative they can spend $73B on this |
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| TACO TACO TACO TACO |
| That’s great but my apple leaps are gonna be down 20% more because of this clown |
| Well, this junior processor is going to beat Energy Fuels to the punch with respect to processing heavy REE.\n\nThese two companies are far and away my largest holdings in the minerals sector, but I'm betting on Ucore to be one the standouts (via its modular tech) in the REE processing space.\n\nBoth are going to generate great ROI for investors, hard to go wrong, just depends on which one ends up with the higher multiple 🙂 |
| Wendy's paying that much??? |
| They need the belt |
| Man can't believe it's been 20 years since that day, I wonder what the members of Patriotic 🥷🏿 are doing now |
| Anal paralysis crew! 🫡 |
| Current market-wide circuit breakers are set as follows:\n\n* **Level 1:** 7% decline before 3:25 p.m. ET, trading halts for 15 minutes. If it occurs after that time, trading does not halt.\n* **Level 2:** 13% decline before 3:25 p.m. ET, trading halts for 15 minutes. If it occurs after that time, trading does not halt.\n* **Level 3:** 20% decline at any time of day, trading halts for the remainder of the day. |
| mentail |
| Rather have a sleepy president than an unhinged one |
| I mean we’re still due a major correction |
| US Air Force about to drop Big Mac meals over Greenland. They’ll surrender peacefully once they taste freedom. |
| I didn’t know my friends were on Reddit 😭 |
| How about "mental"? |
| Don Lemon getting charged with the Ku Klux Klan act on MLK day would be hilarious to me. |
| How do you view this data? Is there a website to see US stocks in other markets? |
| Slaps |
| Snapchat me that bussy |
| The sissy French are welcome to prance over here and try to get it back |
| This much jealous 👐 |
| more chance trump decided to do iran as well since the markets are down already. |
| Same as what are the odds I don’t go homeless tomorrow |
| who cares what cousin or couch fuckers from nowhere say |
| Either hawk the loogie or don't. stop trying if you can't. |
| What’s up with the copy and paste bots? |
| I have a friend who's ex-NVidia who's doing some really cool private LLM stuff because they don't want their data in public AI. But (assuming you trust Amazon), you can also do the same thing with Bedrock, which for personal use can still be quite cost effective and spares you some headachess. |
| JPow is carrying the economy at this point\n\nHe’s the only person not cracking under pressure\n\nIf Fed loses it’s independence, we’re all cooked |
| What's up with the copy and paste bots? |
| Can't I be both? |
| Love me a good o’l dose of Jim in the morning. Yeah yeah straight in my mouth |
| Norwegian Prime Minister confirmed it\n\nAnd it wasn't even an open letter, it was a *late-night private text*, which means this wasn't even supposed to be for public posturing |
| It depends.\n\nOut of network doctors and services within the same hospital is limited only to certain states that do not receive Medicaid to cover losses as of 2024\n\nEmployer subsidized healthcare programs tend to have extremely low premiums due to their open book negotiation of prices\n\nSo really the people paying ultra high premiums are those paying for insurance outside their employment\n\nCase in point, my school decided to no longer collectively bargain for insurance, I stead we get a stipend as long as we pull the premiums out of pocket before taxes. My premiums went from 150/person/month to 420/person a month for the same insurance. My projected cost of childbirth is 6k\n\nMy husband has the same insurance through his own employer. His premiums went down from 900/person/month to 400/person/month but the projected cost of childcare is 250. Since we are married I simply moved over to his insurance. It went down because his company was eaten by Blackstone equity group, which has a lot more negotiating power than a 6k person tech company.\n\nI would love European healthcare but our government is too gutted to organize such an infrastructure for 350 million people. We obviously can afford it but I don't think there are actually enough people and doctors willing to do it. |
| 🌽 loses 93k, 90k by open? |
| California to Denmark. They want it because 🥭 sucks. This is getting outta hand. |
| I think that's right |
| It’s not gay if I truly love him |
| Joever has been sleeping through all of this 👀 |
| I hear the US president is a bit volatile and hard to predict |
| Reality has a filthy liberal bias |
| Infinity |
| You can never fill the void |
| It’s the final countdown on a terrible bluff 🤣 |
| i guess he's getting plenty of sleep these days |
| Bad kids often complain about daddy |
| # I'm Joe Message and I approve this Biden |
| No one understands his reasoning but let’s remember the reciprocal tariffs. He is part lunatic being true to himself. The political part of him isn’t always in force. |
| You think Chip n’ Joanna Gaines are worried about it? |
| Hahaha |
| Okc bitches literally every possession it’s unwatchable |
| Or you can just buy gold and beat the return on whatever you're mumbling about. |
| 😂 |
| bols are you okay |
| Calls on mittens |
| My hope is that the long hiatus that they’ve taken between 2 and 3 is to address the sensor issues and make sure they get this one right, as 0/3 would really suck lmao. I will say that it took SpaceX 4 flights to get to orbit and look where they are now. Additionally, with the acquisition of Lanteris they can have a much more diverse revenue stream.\n\nI didn’t have a significant stake in LUNR during IM-2 but I do remember watching the stream. Time will tell but I am optimistic about their ability to learn from their mistakes and execute well |
| What’s up with the copy and paste bots? |
| This place is the most centrist place on the internet and conservs will still call it liberal just because it’s not right wing enough. They’re so fragile. |
| This is the way |
| Tokenization effectively allows you to trade traditional assets on a blockchain network. You can “tokenize” about anything. Trading on a blockchain could improve settlement costs, security, and some other things. It could cut out a lot of middlemen. NYSE, or ICE, is probably trying to get ahead of the technology that could other wise ruin them in the future. \n\nI’ll be curious to see if tokenization of assets ever takes off. Huge upside if they figure out the details. The problem is there are a lot of parties with vested interests in keeping the system as it is. |
| I could invade Greenland by myself and win ought-right. |
| Man sleepy joe not looking so bad now. |
| Why do you think earnings dump? and proceed to bump even more |
| Lol I feel that, just saying it's very possible. Gonna try my hand at mushrooms next, much less work, faster harvest. Just gotta be clean and super sterile. |
| I will never stop. I do it for the love of the game. |
| 2020 |
| You can do that on Google maps. \nIt's called Google lens |
| futes aren't futing |
| The glasses are incredibly dorky. Also has anyone ever managed to not lose a pair of sunglasses in <2 years? Who want to spend hundreds on something they are just going to lose or sit on in? |
| Mentaiko is fucking tasty, don't ruin it |
| Europoors don’t even know how to survive cancer without the government and healthcare. Us Americans have to tough it out like real men. They’re so poor it’s sad. |
| Where to buy calls once 🥭 gets his crashed alien spaceship out of the Greenland ice shelf?\n\nUS defense sector seems too obvious\n\nOracle / Paramount Skydance maybe? |
| What’s up with the copy and paste bots? |
it's real\n\n Statement from The Prime Minister Statement from Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre regarding communications with President Donald Trump. www.regjeringen.no |
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| I think we go up tomorrow!! |
| 10mil |
| (⌐▀͡ ͜ʖ͡▀ )👉👉 |
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| Good friend of mine was up over a milli....lost it all in less than 10 days.\n\nDude had a plane and shit. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2gsw8zm3odeg1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f12ef5fc2366e384183973ebfdea0595d7fbe0f7 |
| What’s the account balance for you to quit the game forever |
| How funny would it be if we gapped up and the puts and Europeans all got bluffed |
| De IND heeft bepaald dat u per ommegaande een inburgeringscursus dient te volgen |
| We just took Venezuela. We have the oil, we have the military, WE HAVE THE CARDS DONT TELL US HOW WE’RE GONNA FEEL 🇺🇸 |
| The letterhead is fake.\n\nThe content is a real text message sent. |
| Bears played the long game. Fattened the bulls before slaughter 🥹 |
| Of course it’s fake. Anything they don’t like is fake |
| I know we should really kick them in their micro euro pps |
| Insert Jay-Z dancing gif |
| Early April |
| #Aren’t you forgetting that nothing ever happens |
| He said he was so broke from running a billion dollar industry he had to borrow money from his mom for his wedding |
| With the amount of tariff refund claims bought by institutions, wouldn't surprise me if Trump has purposely started all this Greenland / EU tariff shenanigans to give the Supreme court a catalyst to rule his tariffs illegal.\n\nI still remember the first time he did this, he was interviewed the day he reduced the tariffs and said with a smile to the camera: "And my friend over here, he made 2 billion dollars today". \n\nMy plan is just to continue holding through the volatility, short-dated options are off the table with this administration. |
| I heard the Canadians are eating the dogs and the cats. Someone should rescue them 😏 |
| What are the odds everything clears up and we avoided a red day |
| So many poor mentally ill retards in here crying about America. \n\n\n🇺🇸 |
| ICE!!!!! This man right here |
| this is old pasta |
| Everything |
| He did say that like a week ago |
| That will never happen. There is unlimited greed in many parts of the world but so many people have an arbitrary line. For older Americans it's often anything sexual. |
| Watch out guys this dork means business |
| Sounds less like hentai and more cocktai |
| You were that kid at the sleepover huh |
| They’re used to being poor it’s ok |
| Go for it and see how that works out. |
| I mean the market goes up at the end of the day. Whether pullbacks, corrections, whatever. It ALWAYS goes up in the end.\n\nThis is light movement on light volume. \n\nThere is no chance he will actually "take" Greenland. Al the big shots know that. And this will be bought up.\n\nBut yea tonight/tomorrow will be ugly I'm sure. |
| It’s amazing I’ve never gotten banned here lol. |
| You rode it back down or what? |
| Why not just go bribe Africa and take what the Chinese have been doing? Africa is a long way from China--almost as far as we are. And we have lots of military already in the Middle East. It's not like these nations could not be bought. |
| NASDAQ 2% easily. I just hope it won’t be 10 red days streak or some shit like that. |
| They gonna shoot us with insults? |
| Your mom |
| Boom! |
| WSB of all people should know that letter to Denmark sounds fake. People in here practically mimic his speech patterns daily for the laughs. |
| Hell yeah |
| Watch the fireworks |
| How much |
| So we'll be safe then |
| FEARS GROW OVER EUROPE’S SOARING DEPENDENCE ON US GAS IMPORTS\nGoing to be very very cold this winter.... |
| Futures should be open 7 days a week |
| so retarded USA paid like 4 million for it. even i remember that from elementary school |
| Spreek Nederlandsch, jij Nieuw-Amsterdammer! |
| Still possible. His attention can turn at any moment |
| Idk mane, I don't have the connections and resources like my bud does up in Maine running a farm. \n\nBest weed i've ever smoked, anywhere, has been consistently from his farm. Not saying its rocket science, but, rather than putting in the work, id rather just buy good bud - which is unfortunately unavailable anywhere commercially except Maine. IMO. |
| Ah yeah… you’re one of those guys, huh? |
| What stocks you buying |
| These Scandinavian countries eat fish for breakfast |
| This is the superior way of losing money imho; worst case scenario you see a nice match |
| Damn, ever since I got my wife that $200 perfume she’s wearing it every day. |
| When was the last time-4% day |
| Only we're currently only able to play 1D chess with current leadership sitting at the table...which i guess is pretty impressive in its own way. |
| After Greenland Canada is next, we’ll have them surrounded on all sides 🇺🇸 |
| I have a couple thousand shares of VOO that I hope will go in the 4am early trading window |
| The ridiculous part is that there are multiple VR tools that do the same thing better without even giving a shadow of a fuck about business meetings. Many of them are free |
| Oooh, like a circus… I get it. |
| history? how did the Egyptians build the pyramids? |
| When you see CRML, USAR, UEC, etc. even in sniffing distance of UUUU's share price you know something's out of whack. |
| Why are those two bots posting the same insert country should get insert country back posts?\n\nThis website is something |
| Yeah, do that Dutch. Do that and see if we have any kind of issue with it. Try us. |
| These young boi’s ain’t ever experienced a bear market and it shows |
| Damn he’s just trying to play along l |
| At least i know the generational top is in when it's back to ath. |
| 🥭is our savior regards |
| RIP Gladys West, I’d be so lost without you |
| This is an oft repeated thing that has no basis in history |
| Prolly right. Nowhere near Denmark anyway |
| Plot Twist; we invade Poland just to stir the pot. |
| Wearing a sports jersey with another mans last name embroidered on it is at least 51% gay, just come terms with it bro. |
| China should get Taiwan back, There are no written documents, it’s only a boat that landed there hundreds of years ago, but they had boats landing there, also. |
| Negotiate -- we've got dipshit art of the deal in charge. |
| Stealing daddy’s phone at every cat nap |
| Buying the shit out of the opening dip tomorrow. |
| God please open at 670. Pootsboy, checking in |
| This reads like ChatGPT trying to assume some sort of legitimate or thoughtful rationale for the pressure on Greenland from Trump. It’s all BS, it’s a vanity project and the “educated” people who chose to back him are trying to make it sound like there’s some intelligent long game. There isn’t, they are just playing with the sunken cost fallacy because they can’t admit that they have put a complete narcissistic moron with into the most powerful role on earth. \n\nI don’t disagree that rare earth minerals are a good place to invest, but partially because any real assets will outperform in a flight from the dollar. |
| Where do you think GLD will open? |
| You’re so right to catch on to that — that’s real. It’s not you looking through the blinds at 3 in the morning like a cracked out tweaker, it’s a quantum computer predicting with deterministic certainty, and you’re like a jihadist Jeff Bezos set on comment domination. \n\nIt’s quiet solemntudes masquerading as howling macaque’s on a tiddy bit nippy 4th of June’ay day. You’re not broken, you’re human. And that’s real. |
| Belgium should get the Congo back. After all, there are no written documents, it’s only a boat that landed there hundreds of years ago, but they had boats landing there, also. |
| Sir we aint investing |
| https://preview.redd.it/yrnj9egcndeg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f21cd3b9c4d84a96123d72c55f4d029ef1c3bc |
| We paid for it. And we pad for the southwest, Louisiana, and Manhattan too. Greenland is next. |
| The Netherlands should get New York back. After all There are no written documents, it’s only a boat that landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. |
| They sold it you dumbass |
| This user is retarded |
| I have a small position, seems to be one of the weaker plays when compared to MP, UUUU, and, with the speculative frenzy happening right now, CRML.\n\nIt itself has some meme energy, so I can see USAR exploding higher again, but that will require another October run for the sector; there's nothing that USAR can offer in the near term that really even justifies its current price, much less $40+ October high. |
| It's also closer to Canada than the US. So what's yer point? |
| I’ve been very impressed with their stock turnaround, hoping to see the same with their execution |
| You mean LA Beast? I love that guy |
| I'm pretty sure that's not even a real place. Next you're gonna tell me that there is a whole list of islands included with it as well huh? |
| #SAY ITS A GOOD TIME TO BUY ALREADY |
| Nice try Mrs beast |
| So basically Denmark is responsible for Epstein. |
| Mr President please get off Reddit. This is an official line. |
| I'm telling you, from experience if my regarded ass can grow dank you can too. Plus it's hella more rewarding to smoke your own work.\n\nPs the pot stocks fucked me, I got excited on the reclass a few weeks back haha |
| Holy fuck retard, calm yo tits.\n\nYou don't have to get all pissy pants |
| Aye aye. Squeezing butthole now |
| You already have a bet going - NFLX to 80.4285 before 25-Jan-2026 01:16 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| LOOOL ME TOO \n\nFeeling a bit better than last time though. \n\n30k split between SPXL, AAPU, and AGQ |
| Not falling for that phishing scam |
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| \*In, that would imply she was boning you w a strap on, with you on top |
| I’ll fill your gap if you don’t stfu |
| He is a joke. Art of the deal again, ask high and execute low. |
| I have. Please manipulate him out of office |
| Give 0 fucks about him. I have enough money that I don’t idolize any of these morons. I get why the poors do tho. |
| Lmao the gey bers don’t understand economics 😂 |
| France should get the Great Louisiana back. After all There are no written documents, it’s only a boat that landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. |
| He wants everything. Everything. |
| This is what I’m trying to parse |
| How’d he taste? |
| Ain’t no fuckin way this ain’t rage bait 💀 |
| Because Europe is done with the blackmail. They are planning to go in heavy this time if he continues his tarrif nonsense. |
| Time for another ban bet |
| BITF next |
| A Flock Of [Seagulls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU)? |
| A hacker is a coder who quickly builds something functional on a shoestring budget. Back in the "move fast and break things" days, that whole company ethos was called "the hacker way". \n\nIt eventually conflicted with the realities of running a large company, but it was really fun to work there while it lasted. |
| I've been thinking meta is the best choice in the mag7 (along with tesla) actually lol. |
| Punch yourself in the nuts |
| The most famous Schrödinger plates |
| i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Mr. Beast. u wouldnt say this shit to him in person, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic |
| We're not giving it back. Natural resource Valhalla |
| Nah sell everything. It is all over. |
| Russia can't take over Ukraine. What the fuck are they going to do against the number one superpower in Earth's history? |
| Futures re-opening at 6pm |
| SPY is up nearly 15% in the last 12 months. Things are great if you're not a retard. |
| That tracks |
| Welcome, I'll guess... \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ls0rmrz0ndeg1.png?width=212&format=png&auto=webp&s=608b45a6c3c7b93d3dab97889ec09f6c094bf1b7 |
| No. I said something about too many jackasses on this sub lately. Thanks for the reminder. |
| 40 years of working in the far north. |
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| Norway government website |
| technically greenland is part of the american continent |
| Iran a train on your mom |
| This is what bol say to ber that loaded puts at Friday's close to make themselves feel better about what's coming. |
| Except nobody uses VR. I say this as a VR developer. |
| Reminds me of the time I won the lottery. If I didn't win, I wouldn't have gotten the money. |
| Quiet piggy |
| it's crazy how much you can make on onlyfans isn't it? |
| Where’s the proof any of this is really real? |
| That's why I like WSB. Only place I can be unhinged |
| I hope it goes so cheap we could just run consumer servers at home. |
| Reddit put an end to some of that, largely because it was going to prevent them from going public. It was doing something that was slightly less bad than what Grok is currently doing. |
| I always do them while gambling, so tomorrow it is |
| #ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!!!\n\n— Greenland probably |
| Calls at open tmr |
| Norway’s Prime Minister: I explained to 🌮 the Nobel Peace prize is not awarded by the Norwegian government. LMAO😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 |
| 2% |
| what do i buy what do i sell halp |
| Good one |
| Watching toe porn |
| Fuckig hope so I could quit my bullshit job instantly |
| Gap from 671 to 678 on dec 18 that needs to be filled |
| If it was that simple, my local dispensary wouldn't be head to toe full of complete non-smokeable garbage. |
| My friends are jealous of my paycheck 😭😭 |
| You've already lost if you're only looking at ONE year. Jfc you're regarded |
| Big baller countries make big baller moves. Only the “hottest” country in the world can take over Greenland and no one else can do a thing about it |
| Gonna need Jim Cramer to tweet that Nuclear War is imminent |
| Perfection |
| Russia should get Alaska back. After all, there are no written documents, it’s only a boat that landed there hundreds of years ago, but they had boats landing there, also. |
| *Enemy UAV has been spotted* |
| Is there a dementia ETF? |
| How red is it tmrw |
| It’s almost 7am |
| I just hate the plight of this existence. I keep thinking back on the book "The Giver". It really tells you that no matter how it gets, itll always be shit. |
| So taco tuesday is 27th |
| it's his fucking company you moron. if you ever made something that has value, you would get to pick who your investor are and your terms. |
| I’m in Iran rn and it’s chill af IMHO. |
| Ok, we’ll wait till one of us gets cancer and see how imbecilic it is to tie insurance to employment and see how it goes I guess, like millions of other folks. |
| The amount of rules in every subreddit right now is unbearable. Can’t even post basic shit without auto mod removing it 😂 Reddit is washed |
| Keep fighting the good fight brother |
| What do you think Barron Trump, the best investor in the modern era, is doing this evening? |
| The guy gets rid of the Peace Corps and *now* he wants a peace prize?!? |
| Melt the fuck out of them with a big ass magnifying glass duh |
| Nice … sometimes I like to do double chance to play it safe. Soccer is a funny game. |
| do your kegels today no excuses |
| This time is definitely different and you should definitely full port puts at open and not check on them until close. You're going to win this time for sure 👍 |
| WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT PANIC SELL.\n\nDO. NOT. SELL. \n\nIT’S BEEN SEEN BEFORE.\n\nTACO. TACO. TACO. |
| I will be buying the dip with short dated OTM calls that will expire worthless so I am retarded and I will be poor |
| it’s almost…TA-CO TUESDAYYYY |
| stock market is like a box of chocolate i forgot to think up the the second half of this joke |
| Buy high, sell higher. |
| Why would anything go down over European tariffs? That’s honestly such a dumb reason. |
| >\[Friedrich\] Merz said that after a year of having Trump back in the White House, he noted that the US president tends to refrain from imposing tariffs after direct talks and negotiations.\n\nthat's it - the Germans have fucked us. there's simply no way the orange man can back down now |
| SPY could open 670 tomorrow and there will still be at least one shit-for-brains spamming "HAHA BERS COPING SO HARD" |
| The lion is forced to hear of the nonsense my tax dollars are being set on fire for |
| I just Googled it. Give that a whirl. |
| intriguing fact: the last time Denmark sold territory to the US was in 1917. One of the obscure islands in the purchase happens to be Little Saint James. |
| Hoping for a record! |
| This Greenland tariff thing is actually 3d chess decoy for Russia and China to think there's war between the US and it's allies. You heard it here first |
| The dump will be biblical. My calls are fucked |
| You might be a little disappointed this time round. A lot of these servers are now the size of a full rack, and suck back power in the 10's of Kilowatts. So a unit rack can suck more power than a standard residential hookup can supply. |
| I spy a gap in your mom that I should fill |
| I have it on good authority that women don’t like big 🅱️enuses , they find them bothersome |
| ~~Gestapo~~ ICE\n~~Trump~~ Hitler\n~~Democracy~~ Dictatorship\n~~American Citizen~~ Chinese National |
| We’ve reached the placebo effect for TACO Tuesday. Market will go up on Tuesday even if there’s no actual TACO. |
| For so called best economy in the world. These guys sure can’t figure out that he won’t go through with tariffs. Always selling in panic when he tweets and buying back when he tweets again. |
| One of them will lose but worth a shot. My favorite was a 10 team parlay where all had won and then a Messi led Argentina failed to score against some forgettable country resulting in a tie and loss. Best of luck though. |
| Calls it is! |
| SOFI gonna be a monster buy if the latest Trump plan announced today (to use your 401k for a house down payment) gets legs under it. |
| Based on reducing competition. |
| never going to happen. even decade old gpu are still in use in data centers. total demand won't ever go down |
| Start some fem seeds end of feb, put them outside when you have 12+ hrs of sun (May), amend your soil properly, water, love them, and then harvest them in croptober.\n\nIf you can't grow dank weed probs shouldn't fuck with the markets |
| Can’t we just rip the band aid off and stop all foreign contributions to United Naytions and NATO and return to the isolationism our the founding forefathers wanted? The forefathers warned us about messing in European affairs…the reason being Europe has always been at war with Europe, and will continue to always be at war. |
| The headsets are good, but they are actively trying to ruin them. Meta is so petty that they couldn't stand the Oculus users hate Horizon's, so they got rid of personalized landing rooms you'd get as your home screen and locked you into a lobby staring at the Horizons' portal and other Meta garbage. So, what was once a nice customizable VR space you could pop into when turning on your device is now a vomit inducing balcony over Horizons. |
| It all started with the Labor Unions. Before that, work was hard and an angry mob of workers would just yank the factory owner out of his mansion and beat him to death on his door step when they felt mistreated. Times have certainly changed. |
| It still lowers the demand of their products. We (USA)pay more. It overall makes a dead weight loss on supply demand curve - everybody looses playing this game. In any case did you say you wanted the extra ketchup in the bag? |
| surely metals wont up again and immediately put in a new ath again at 6pm surely it dump or correct itself or something \n\n**PLEASE** |
| This is the way. Signed, Someone who made 70% last year on taco trades |
| If you don't buy the tariff dip you're a retard or poor |
| >!its over again!< |
| Really? Cause you get the impression by the way markets return profits, that you might get to that point where enaugh is enaugh |
| Were at the EU an the us getting ready to sign that tariff deal and he comes in with this shit. Must be the art of the deal right there . Anyone ever read that? He didn't do business with anyone who's last name didn't end in stien, berg ,or man. Thats a real Jew trick he pulled on them europen fucks |
| Counter tariffs |
| So now up to 6 people?!?? |
| It was veto’d by the PR team unfortunately |
| Which were already wildly successful before he bought them. He stole the idea for Facebook, which is now dying, then pissed away many billions of dollars on something nobody uses. What a visionary. |
| Stupid ass |
| You are cooked |
| Futures opening above or before 6875? |
| 🥭 thinks Greenland is a guy who snubbed his peace prize. He doesn’t realize it’s a whole ass country 😂 |
| Don't worry, you'll make up for it tomorrow. |
| Greenlanders: “go back to Cyrodil, imperial scum!” |
| All craft pull up, it's a trap! |
| When the number moves, we will get only a -.38% on SPY. Then it goes green tomorrow |
| UK GDP would fall by 0.3pc |
| ‘Tessler’ lmao 🤣 |
| Corn did -0.69% in the year of the US Dollar Debasement 😂 |
| If it helps you sleep better at night so you get out when you need to without being sad when it continues to moon up like you’ve said…then sure |
| So we buying? |
| 🥭 has already increased Greenland’s tourism 100x. Just the amount of reporters alone has to be helping their economy. |