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| HOOD PUTs? |
| God imagine how high SPY would be if Harris won instead. |
| Yeesh...... puts on housing then. |
| Guess it might be good I'm holding a short contract on /NQ |
| EXACTLY AS I PREDICTED LMAO 🤌 .. what did i predicted? Whole lot of red in my account |
| No no, I was only going to do like 3-5 shares. For the most part I'm going to stick to etfs but thought a little bit of risk would be fine if it's under a set amount. |
| Fun fact, the JFK limo was hosed down and reused for 4 more Presidents. |
| that's at least 12D chess move |
| Even the bogleheads are getting twitchy |
| Yes. \n\nAnd that would be after all the IV from earnings burns off. \n\nIts going to rip over the next year. |
| One word : >!Awebo!< |
| Holy shit, weekend dow down .92%? Never moves more than .2% usually |
| that would be almost true, except 1)USD died, 2) global equities overperformed S&P 3) we closed eoy bearish for tech\n\nnasdaq/Mag7 still stuck below October ATH |
| It’s customizable backgrounds haha so you change it to the green but you’re right 😂 |
| You're supposed to be making money the rest of the days |
| We don't know that yet. Not enough time has passed for longer studies. |
| The EU has a mechanism being referred to as the "Trade Bazooka" in which IP rights can be suspended against a specific country. All it takes is a majority vote and unlike other votes, a single country can't stop it.\n\nThe only reason you don't think the EU can retaliate in ways that would harm the United States is most likely due to the same belief that a Roman citizen had: we are the strongest empire to ever exist. There is no way that we can fall. |
| Does ozempic cure the berrorism |
| Maybe they can approve 2030 leap options soon? |
| nope. |
| How are bonds affected by the deal? This was just 1m out of hundreds of millions of bonds that a fund manager bought for him… |
| Now syphon his car gasoline |
| Why the Jpow has red downward arrows? It should be the opposite |
| Chicks, man. |
| Can’t wait for the futures to react/ don’t react to tariff news and a bunch of WSB regards pretending that’s what they predicted |
| Stinky cheese |
| Theta day |
| Posting this is the reason I have to scroll to find the shit I’m looking for |
| She’s not yours it’s just your turn |
| Weekend US tech 100 down 1% earlier.. ima need a TACO before tuesday open. Thx. |
| Pretty much no one retail is going to trade dispersion, can’t imagine anyone here has a view on correlation |
| https://preview.redd.it/4byjpnzp65eg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=424af416d6bd4ebde61d2a339437dff047372a25\n\nI need beta testers for my iOS paper trading game pretty please 🥺 I’ll zuck you long time |
| Crypto ain’t budging an inch brother |
| lol ppl really thought BTC go to 100k lol |
| 🥭 saw the AI circle jerk of funds and thought it was genius so now he’s building his own. Except the source is the govt funds and the destination is his own pockets. You’d have to admire it if it wasn’t just enabled by mouth breathers. |
| Imagine he bet against himself 💀 |
| Nah bro had a dream gotta keep this shit closed for a day |
| Bro can't hit even in his dreams |
| this forum is so active this morning .all this anticipation for futures to open flat |
| I don't want to take a directional position on value at the security level, I want to take the position that not all the stocks in the sector are equally over/under valued or exposed to changes in funding or market sentiment. I want a low delta, low theta trade with single position positive gamma in the wings and selling basket gamma near spot. \n\nThere really isn't any meaningful revenue and no runway to get there so the primary fundamental here is the flow of funds into the sector from the profit based cash flow of the big companies, circular financing arrangements, and externally issued debt. I have no way to predict the last two or the markets patience with the time to get there. I also think most people with directional AI trades will get fucked in the next couple of years, but a lucky few will post gain porn. Same as it ever was. |
| That’s how much he weighs. |
| The Station Wagon enters the room |
| I laughed so hard on this |
| Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth. |
| NATO is so last season its 2026 you need to worry more about how to get a spot on the Board of Peace |
| I’m looking for a skinny goth girl with big ti🅱️🅱️ies to come step on my calls |
| Inflation and currency devaluation drives asset prices higher. |
| Lol American men need to be humbled. Sorry |
| Open the casino |
| It's Keytruda |
| Literally why would we want to though? |
| Damn u had a dream lets close the markets for a day in your honor |
| Imagine Tesla does 5x and Google calls become worthless |
| France urges EU to use most potent trade weapon in response to Trump Greenland threat\n\nhttps://www.ft.com/content/1f1c6adc-fbd4-404a-b3f5-e9eebf600af1 |
| Dr King\n\ndown w the king\n\n-runDMC |
| He's just angry because his grandma punched him in the face. |
| Yeah, but have you ever heard of the word groceries. It’s an old fashioned word. |
| I’m looking for a skinny goth girl with big ti🅱️🅱️ies to come step on my balls |
| I blame the fellas who invented the wheel and discovered fire. |
| I just like the stock. |
| I can’t buy Intel with a day off smh |
| Words from his own little mouth |
| Concur |
| thats with a W, for anyone who didnt know |
| There’s no chance in hell he held lmao |
| Not after Ozempic, just a retard now |
| Futes at 6pm est\n\nSet a reminder |
| Same with “taste me.” |
| Was that confirmed |
| I hate it when I am off and the market is also closed. I better call out on Tuesday to correct this grave error. |
| I had a dream that a girl i was dating came to our date obviously not wearing panties and flashing me the whole date yet wouldn’t let me touch her by the end of it, what does this mean for the markets ? |
| He left you a day off, you ungrateful SOB. |
| Confidently wrong |
| Idk who needs to hear this but doomscrolling is a waste of your precious lifetime. If it doesn’t show up in your first couple scrolls it’s probably not important, and it means there’s nothing major happening right now. So enjoy life. |
| Checkmate |
| 🌮 playing the game like he knows the buzzers about to go off |
| We’re talking about a guy who didn’t even know what whole milk was |
| “Suck me” needs to be used more. |
| Dumb question, what exactly are the list of things that are going on that would suggest a lot of volitility next week? |
| Why didn’t MLK leave me anything in his will 😢 |
| This is just to distract from the epstein files and it's working |
| Enjoy it while you have it lol |
| Yikessssss Hassett\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/uw52xmhx55eg1.png?width=860&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbaf67bc1819fee3c12a49f5bb25eff0f4ba9f41 |
| I think you’re probably just the fat retard |
| CLOSED TOMORROW FAHHHHHHHHHHHH 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 |
| It’s been a rule for years, but is it bad for communities to ban certain skin colors? |
| Even in the event of nuclear winter and human extinction there will still be algos continuing the bull run |
| It's impossible to deny the correlation between the rise in popularity of cuckold porn and the mango cult (both cheering on from the sidelines as something obviously unnatural and bad is happening). This isn't an education problem as many pundits suggest, it's submissive desire. I believe there is something in the water supply causing this; that's why I'm all in on spring water calls Tuesday. |
| Remember MLK is black |
| Imagine getting taken over by a country with a bald bird |
| What did Germany say? |
| Sure is! |
| Which demands work before |
| MLK Day = 🥭 Luther King |
| nothing ever happens |
| Actually bullish lol 😂 |
| U/rdr31 looks like a Russian troll |
| I thought he says exactly what he wants written out loud and some blonde types it for him |
| My only question is, does any of the shitshow get undone in the 2030’s? |
| To get things done right sometimes you just gotta take it into your own hands |
| Vault Tec 3x in 2026 |
| Link? |
| US markets are closed tomorrow. |
| Tarriffs this, tarriffs that\n\nthey ate a dog, they ate a cat\n\nwe used to like Europe, now I'm mental |
| I like how we pretend 🥭 is writing these tweets 😂 |
| Or maybe he’s just a fat retard |
| I really hope you’re right, most likely yes you are, but there’s always that chance |
| And if it all goes bad, guess who reaps the downside? Yep: TAXPAYERS! |
| TIL 🥭 can bench 500lbs |
| Dude you have been responding to so many blatant shitposts. No man I don’t *actually* think we should go to war with NATO. Yea I know Europe actually *does* produce things. Just enjoy the weekend instead of getting angry on wallstreetbets |
| Dude it was a planned 3 days mission |
| Imagine having a bald emblem. |
| No one in this admin is playing 4d chess, no need to give them that credit. You don’t need to be smart to fuck a couch, light a match, or check off boxes on a fash wishlist |
| Or pay for it |
| Nothing. Ever. Happens. |
| Never work hard and ignore your problems |
| Working takes time and effort. Just pay, more cost effective. |
| They’ve got under 48 hours. They will comply. |
| Bob Mueller is more patriot than 99.9% of anyone who claims to be. |
| Then it's even easier to go past him.\n\nRepublicans in Congress are already saying they could get a supermajority to block an invasion of Greenland and override a veto.\n\nThis is all noise and irrelevant besides the degradation of our image and currency strength overseas like I said. |
| What is MLK day and why does it even a deserve a holiday? |
| Interesting how regards switched to politics while the market is closed. I’m okay with that |
| We don't need it |
| Cheerio, lad |
| Thinks “foreplay” equals slapping, not punching. |
| Source? |
| This might sound boomer as fuck but Floating rate bonds lol. I’m like low-key avoiding gold and silver rn because I feel like the moment I buy gold or silver the price will drop. \n\nMaybe a small allocation to do well in stagflation scenarios, and I don’t take a market price hit if rates drop. |
| Do you plug your air conditioner into the same socket as your hair straighteners? |
| Europoors = Florida Panhandlers. |
| Germany folded. Now Greenland has 15 guards left to defend. Bullish |
| market.risk.enable() |
| Rename Greenland to Epstein Island and mango will be too scared to mention it. |
| Gotta work for it |
| BAKAWWWWW 🦅 🇺🇸 |
| I hope mu dips so i can buy more |
| I sincerely hope europoors take a good look at their own societies because the world is heading in one direction. |
| Really? I didn't care until now (if it's true). That's batshit. |
| I wish my next door neighbor would understand that its in our neighborhoods strategic best interest to have me sleep with his wife |
| Yep. We will be green Tuesday, open or close, maybe both. Algos read this and want to go red, so we open big down, keep going down. Algos read that, and now switch to buy mode. |
| I need to have sex |
| I’ve been at the gym, can someone give me a tldr on markets today? |
| Calls on Walmart |
| No, it was the great fucking depression/Weimar inflation |
| its 2026 Lmao |
| probably historically it only goes up |
| Perhaps, but have you visited a nursing home recently? Old people can become, shall we say, faulty |
| Markets closed tomorrow. Will open Monday at 5 pm pst. |
| With no AC* |
| Being green and losing 200k in gains is an extreme stupid take |
| They don’t even have real ac over there bro. |
| Does nobody realize 🥭 is trying to pump the market to ATH daily? The guy manufactures fake catastrophes to then 🌮 on to pump even higher. You sheep fall for it everytime. |
| SAD. |
| No futures tonight, chief. |
| Europoors running their mouth from a 400 sq ft historical closet |
| How dare you? We drink moonshine not the pansy wine. |
| USA and NATO just playing a good game of "Whose Line is it anyway?" |
| Ushering in the new era of cold-weather thots bikini posts on Insta. |
| Did the stock market reach all time high pre WWII in Nazi Germany? |
| heyyyy |
| What else is there |
| Lol what are the odds of that happening again.. 🤔 |
| Such a europoor thing to say |
| Great leader has gifted you the gift of pissing on the world order & economy over a long weekend so you'll only have to see your port in the gutter on Tuesday |
| Fragile Europussies should just worry about being able to afford an air conditioner in 2026. This geopolitics is about US Russia and China |
| Greenland people gonna wake up as Europeans and sleep as Americans |
| It's hype. He is the Elizabeth Holmes of Oncology. The groups are defined. |
| One of the funniest things about wsb is that the mood changes depending on which timezone is active.\n\n\nI think Texas just woke up. |
| Damn that was quick. |
| Yep, just like how losers fold in poker. |
| Thought this sub was harder than it actually is. Everybody is on board with shitposting about stonks but when your stonks become dependent on geopolitics everybody becomes a soy. |
| Remember when mango tried to put Fed chair on DOJ watch? One week ago today. Ah, memories… |
| He's trying to enrich his family not blow up the world. |
| Got an onlyfans? |
| Haha. The End. Nothing else occurs. History is over. One day I will be smart like an American. |
| Gooogle is fucking free my guy. |
| I stayed with some billionaires right on the Georgia border 2 years ago, I think they want to be Georgian but income tax\n\nI love rich Usonians, I am a pretty upscale anglorich but I fake being 5 rungs higher than I am over there and they lap it up |
| What will they do? They can't force denmark to sell greenland anyway |
| Coked up rich guys who have seen all continents including Antarctica shouldn’t seek approval from online strangers for 2+ hours on a Sunday morning.\n\nJesus will give you all the attention you need. |
| What happens when you have a small peen and get put in charge of an entire country |
| This is months old news |
| A lot of Russian trolls in this thread. |
| Germany already folded LMAO |
| Tuesday is a 1% day. Give or take 1% |
| Take a closer look. His last drug Abraxane cause blindless and other serious side effects |
| One dogsled at a time |
| I'm conducting *research* at the Walmart 👓 |
| Hey /u/Shadowofguy - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: GORO.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| No the craft landed on its sideways and the stock crashed like 60% |
| I feel like china is going to be so easyly the next new global power. |
| End of the day the bigger threats to NATO is China and Russia and NATO will suck USA dick even if it has to. |
| Nobody is taking anything europoor, we threaten to take it, you say please don’t take it have our rare earths and put 6 more air bases here. We say pleasure doing bidness. |
| You guys think its some sort of master plan to own/control the top of the planet but no he just wants cheap permits for a hotel there |
| Re-live old memories with newer girls or boys |
| BREAKING: A French media report says Ukrainian intelligence stopped sharing high-value intelligence with the U.S. after concluding American leaks were reaching Moscow, citing a severe breakdown of trust during the Trump administration. The claim is attributed to senior Ukrainian intelligence leaders."\n\nTaco: Make Russia Great Again |
| If we open -1% or more, we close up 0.18% |
| Bro there is no way you’re real LOL |
| Americans say they don't care, but they cry at night when you don't buy their soybeans |
| Imagine getting rich and watching your country fall apart at the same time. |
| And I'm not sure he's wrong, tariffs do seem to pump the market once the initial reaction wears off. |
| Imagine voting against him and it happening anyway 💩 |
| Only if you become top .1% in comments |
| That would make 🥭 more eager to go in |
| Is it a hard concept to grasp that he likely has his TFSA maxed and invested, as well as his FHSA? |
| True degen that would tank tsm so bad |
| This just like the nerd talking to the big bully before being whacked. |
| When a man who is on his deathbed in terms of age doesn’t care if everyone else dies, and has the power to take everyone with him, one must be careful about underestimating the “limits” of how far we can go |
| If you guys don't take it I'm going to spend the rest of my life wondering if you will. If you do take it I'm gonna spend the rest of my life hoping I'll be alive when we take it back. The latter is actually better for us - more industrialisation, less reliance on America, stronger military.\n\nYou gotta take it. |
| Greenland gonna solve this problem by renaming themselves to Epstein Island. |
| Humiliation ritual from Europe. Germany already folded, Italy sucking up to 🥭 |
| I’m pretty sure this crises was created in part so the administration would have a more legally binding way to enforce tariffs. |
| he’s up 800% on shares. the stock could go down almost 90% and he’d still be green. there is no loss porn |
| **eskimo tail is pretty great**\n\n**hope that dogsled ain’t too late** |
| Ok guys we got to have Greenland okay. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. |
| someone notice me please |
| Im still in heavy on it and if for some reason it does a Shopify Im buying a jet. |
| Micropenis doesnt count |
| France has nukes. There's a limit to how much shit we can pull.\n\nMuch more worrisome is collapse of dollar as reserve currency. We've enjoyed a rich lifestyle and consumed a lot more than we produce because of the premium it holds. |
| I wish i could invade my neighbors parking spot cuz its strategically important and also annoying for him to have it and not me |
| Imagine buying options on a ticker symbol that won’t exist after that happens |
| Sounds like something someone from the trashy trailer park would say. |
| Blimey. When Reagan gutted the public education system over there he really didn’t fuck about. |
| It's a jump... to conclusions mat! |
| at least our dicks are hard and not fat |
| Usonian cheese lol. Your wine is about level with Chile but 5 x the price |
| sure can fuck them up tho |
| Me too ! I did calls when it was 80 cents after reading the DD a poster did. I only wish I would have aped more into them. |
| 400 rounds of hollowpoint 30-06 just got delivered. Do you know what that’s like, monsieur Pierre? |
| **I don't know what I've been told**\n\n**Inuit pussy is mighty cold** |
| Europussies stop being bandwagon |
| its the europoors |
| “”It would be the end of the world as we know it, which guaranteed a world based on NATO solidarity, which held back the evil forces associated with communist terror or other forms of aggression,” he added. Danish officials have echoed these warnings, stating that any attack on Greenland would effectively end NATO as a functioning military alliance.”\n\nIf you aren’t at least hedging for WW3 I understand. After all who needs money in a post apocalyptic wasteland of warlords ruling and bombing the world |
| Got to |
| Game…checks notes…never mind don’t want to be banned |
| *This “pivot.” Is it in the room with us now?*\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| That’s what I’ve heard too bro! 😎 I just got the puffco pivot 2 days ago. By far the best pen I’ve ever paid for. |
| China gonna take over Taiwan while EU and U.S. are distracted. Calls on TSM. |
| We policing the world |
| sluts, the futures market opens today at 6pm as always or it’s also postponed till tomorrow? 🤔🤔🤔 |
| Doomer beartrap at open, supreme court kills tariffs at 10am, we moon to 700 |
| Should be comedic gold. |
| Go brush your teeth and praise your king, eurotard |
| Europoors are soft like their cheeses and sour like their wines. |
| It was never about the 51st state brother, you threaten 100 and make a deal for 50, it’s the ART OF THE DEAL |
| Geopolitics in the market r ghey because why do we care what EUROPOORS think LULLLLL |
| Imagine voting for 🥭 and your countries economy and reputation going down the drain |
| You can read? |
| Is your entire life just X posts and Truth Social? |
| It's probably sick tbh |
| I can read your post history. Stop shitting on everything and grow up. Your negative attitude shows a level of ignorance and privilege that is a joke. Go earn some life lessons and stop being a POS |
| Can’t stop. Won’t stop. |
| I just feel bad for the 2 dog sleds and 30 guards they deployed to proteccc |
| Cool |
| I never even though about Greenland 48hrs ago but now it’s on my mind nonstop we have to have it we need it |
| If it goes to 70s im gonna be happy asf and probably sell most of it |
| Me too |
| yet I probably have more wealth accumulated across my family then urs LUL |
| Markets gonna price in 🌮doing 🌮things. Big green open on Tuesday. |
| # most insane Pr*sident of all time. \n\nHe just doesn't stop |
| It's not me, its you that's gay |
| Shit we are thee worst. No doubt. But you know who’s really bad. Europoors. Filthy animals. |
| Not Europe! where ever will I get my butter [***croissants***](https://www.google.com/search?newwindow=1&client=firefox-b-1-d&hs=yOWU&sca_esv=d06c161d34a068f3&sxsrf=ANbL-n54F5do7hb6RKjxPooMQAbeb_w1MA:1768755631179&q=italian+croissants&spell=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjs5dyYyJWSAxWuQjABHXf3JkYQkeECKAB6BAgSEAE)***!*** |
| Why do people care that you have to provide a picture of your forearm to prove your black to be able to comment on r/blackpeopletwitter |
| They started it /s |
| Except where the pointy bamboo folks hang out |
| Neither of these will result in Greenland becoming 51st state |
| nah ran a marathon there |
| Europoors are fragile. Go easy on them Americans |
| It’s a friendly FU |
| Antarctica is real boomer cruise shit unless you some big ass scientist \n\nChile and Argentina both call tierra del fuego Antardido so I can low-key lie and say I bin there |
| It doesn't cure, it extends |
| just called a “Russian Bot” in this thread, but I haven’t played CS:GO in years! |
| If Europe delays retaliation then I’m betting they wanna offload calls first |
| You are proof of the US being a developing country with embarassing bad education lol |
| I’m feeling Tuesday might be flat, but who knows I can’t predict 🔮🔮🔮 |
| If there's ever another world-ending flood, the justification will be Florida. The world's worst people gather there |
| Mango speaks Wed Jan 21 0830 ET and GDP QoQ on Thursday Jan 22 0830ET |
| Your comment history suggests that you’re a Russian bot. |
| Geopolitics is going to become like the mag7 AI circlejerk meme except it’s going to be America and security guarantees |
| Vance is going to get mogged |
| We have squandered so much soft power because 🥭 doesn't understand it, he only understands twisting someone's arm. He probably thinks soft power is 🌈 because it's "soft." |
| Can we deport the Minnesota daycare scammers to Europoors? Theyll get along well since EU is full of scammers anyway |
| when will the financial engineering by this administration end |
| I want Greenland sooooooo baddddd |
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| Updates? |
| At first when I read the EU tariff news I was excited because I just bought MSFT puts….but then I remembered this shit always goes green by open☠️ |
| The US offer could be to buy Greenland for 1 dollar "or else". |
| I just did a count and my asset allocation is 52 stock 48 bond. I will be pleased if it doesn't get to 48 52, without my doing anything, by end of week |
| Tesla +100% on the news. |
| You deserve your president lol |
| God Europoors are so soft makes sense why they don’t succeed in the market |
| This gonna be the best TACO Tuesday of my life. |
| chads in here strapping on helmets and getting in their bunkers... Tue flat day confirmed |
| Market opens at 830 dumbass |
| Lmao NATO already capitulating, “pursuing diplomatic options with Vance” Typical good cop bad cop routine got em again, the art of the deal folks 🇺🇸 |
| Yes |
| 6 more hours to see if silver is bigly up or down |
| Lol I'd do my moonshot gambling on the TFSA but hey you can pay as much tax as you want don't worry about it |
| 10/10 thread, so many Americans and Europeans falling for blatantly obvious shitposting lmao |
| lol sorry Europoors but you couldn’t function without us you might as well let Mango do whatever he wants |
| Bullish on mushroom clouds in Europe. Long CAT for rebuilding. |
| Boy it is weird that:\n\n31,288 + 55,000*0.37 = 51,638, the exact starting tax of the next bracket at 190,001\n\nAlmost like you'd pay $51,637 in tax if you make $189,999 and $51,638 if you move up a tax bracket and earn $190,001.\n\nLike.... some kind of..... incremental tax bracket system.\n\nThey even tried to explain it in a simplified way so regarded people like yourself might not misunderstand, and you STILL fumbled it.\n\nAt least you are aware you are shit at math. |
| No it does make sense when you reframe it as the value of the usd falling to 500$ per ounce of silver. |
| Funny how ameritards still think, there's going to be elections and they matter. So stupid, can't make that shit up |
| Understand it, yes. Respect it? No. Back to school with you, little boy. |
| Will Europe fold before market open? Hmmm, are my calls saved? |
| And added 10 years to my working life. |
| But that’s what’s moving the markets. We have a genius at the helm. |
| You know people have maxed registered accounts, right? |
| GOOG should revive Google Plus to bury zuck |
| honestly French Europoors are the only ones I like simply because I own an estate in La Jarne. |
| EU news is insignificant. Market will be bullish |
| Sounds like you'll have fun all day Tuesday. You won't escape the gossip from chaos until you sleep. |
| 🧢 fake story aint no way |
| Lmao at the two tickers. WAR WITH NATO IMMINENT BRUH |
| I liked yall before when you were just gay and retarded.\n\nNow yall wont stfu about politics. Stop being so lame. |
| https://preview.redd.it/p7wf0ioj15eg1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17c451402a2e9c198761ff45fb17d7f65317d67d |
| Was watching Predictive History for the first time this week and thought the dude was the ultimate doomer. Realized some of his thoughts were on the money in terms of things playing out after watching some vids from a year back. I may have to take it a bit more seriously. |
| What in the schizo fuck? |
| Bootlicker bots out in serious force\n\nUnironically may mean something big is about to happen\n\nWhat is this timeline |
| Why is everything so STUPID now |
| The taxpayers my friend. The spoils will only go to a select few, but don´t worry, everyone gets a bill. |
| This guy at the gas station just gave me his life story On why he bought silver and how it's going to $500 an ounce, and why I need to dump all of my money into it. I think the top is in Boys. |
| What are we thinking for Tuesday? I need WSB expert opinion |
| Nope! Been to all continents including Antarctica. Just a Nepo Patriot who’s not afraid to admit the truth. |
| This ⬆️- Europe is irrelevant on the global stage at this point. It’s the US and China. When Europe needed the US to lead the support for Ukraine it became clear. The industries that thrive are generally legacy and protected by tariffs or brands or nationalism. Their population is cratering. Innovation is dead. And they are massive bureaucracies which all are part of an extra layer of bureaucracy (the EU). It’s over… watch your footy and look down upon Amicans and Chinese all you want but your time has passed. |
| 🥭 just be doing shit, no plan or nothing. Why anyone would think that’s good or healthy for this country is mind boggling |
| I hope miller spends the rest of his life being explored anally by a Buick |
| moron ... |
| I gave up on LUNR after it tipped over twice. Whats your plan with RKLB, im hoping to hold till neutron profitability and reassess then |
| Ok buddy go ham |
| Imagine selling in the EU on Monday only to find out the real meaning of TACO Tuesday. |
| Mama Mia |
| Fake yolo, a real yolo’er would put that 31k into options that expire on friday |
| Let me guess. You live in the same small town you were born in and have never been outside the states on vacation |
| Love trading in my Ira as none of my trading decisions have any sort of tax consequence. |
| Say what you will about Trump, markets are never this fun when someone stable is in office. |
| lolwut? for intents and purposes, the usa IS nato. and iirc, the 2nd biggest contributor is the uk, which is kind of on the outs with the eu. \n\nand asml depends on american ip/patents/tech, too. so no, not really.\n\nplus, you're talking about war. if the usa attacks greenland, you think europe wants to fight the usa w(and while russia's at war on the eastern front?)\n\nthis whole (greenland, tariffs, pointless animosity, etc) debacle is retarded. but pretending that the eu has the usa by the balls is delusional. |
| Europoors about to find out what freedom and central air conditioning feels like 🦅🇺🇸 |
| The most love and positivity comment I have ever seen. \nI think i'm going to buy Jan 23 OTM MU calls now. Thank you. |
| While you have fucked up everything you have touched. Iraq Afghanistan Iran. You are not going to bomb London, I don't live in London anyway, you are not going to impress me by fucking up another million brownies and making a Hollywood movie about it. |
| tyty |
| Ya that's funny because you could have it in TFSA |
| what the flying fuck is your measure of "contribute more to society" |
| It really doesn’t lmao, it couldn’t even rule fucking Afghanistan or Iraq |
| Yeah, I’m not saying we go down 20% this week but it sure the hell can be weak |
| 100%. Once you unlock this next level of the matrix, hearing people talk/bitch about politics makes you glaze over. Wait until you go a few levels higher. |
| Well said |
| can we stop acting like the US doesn’t rule the world? |
| Europeans think their opinions matter LOL |
| NVO has like 4 months before LLYs pill hits in the fattest and richest nation on Earth…NVO is also Denmarks biggest company… |
| We've lost count sir. This is literally the same pattern from last year. Tariffs and panic spread during the start of the year to crash the markets only to TACO on most and market hits ATH yet again. Meanwhile all rich people bought the dip at a discount. |
| Go ahead then and explain how US has done anything meaningful in the world, in the last 20 years. |
| This guy must be used to the tits of 500LB women with 7 inch diameter areolas |
| Slight correction, we weren't drinking the bleach, we were injecting it directly into our blood streams. |
| Gonna take a trip to the desert tonight to see if I can catch some Jets in the morning \n\nUSA baby |
| Printer go brrrrrr |
| 50 year mortages and $50 mcdonald burgers |
| https://www.youtube.com/live/DxdYzeRj6Ek?si=ZWmfGwP2dKLF1X0Q\n\nEnjoy my man |
| LOL imagine going to a school you can’t afford because you think it’ll help you |
| Who feels like 🥭 should be changed to an im🍑? Just saying. |
| A proud boy thats a white supremacist cried because blue hair libs called him names and tossed water at him that ironically needed black men to protect him and get him out. thats the American Alpha male currently. Let that sink in. Im not gonna touch goat farmers in sandals in the middle east beat us. Sooo everyone let's settle down. Tuesday will be flat. |
| Oh then you probably crushed it\n\nI loaded up on Canadian stocks after the Venezuela dip |
| when I see a post or comment with 69 upvotes but I want to upvote too 😬 |
| I agree. Should go get our lunch money back from usrael |
| He debank me 🤣 |
| He’s probably like … yeahhh I’m the man |
| You might actually be retarded |
| No. Poor retards do meth, so you're quite typical. |
| If you can't understand a autocorrect mistake that's on you, eurotard. |
| Who held their GLD calls? |
| The Hugh Hefner on high! |
| Dead |
| Well Billy, let just say they’re in a better place now. Where nobody can hurt them ☁️👼 |
| My guess is europoors are gonna dump the market overnight and at market open ameririchs are just gonna buy up the dip and we pump all week |
| Except Italians. They have nice tits |
| This is a decent take, and its true. Still, its easy to forget how much influence and actual money american tech has been allowed to siphon out of EU, among other things. Half the measures would have already resulted in increased defence spending instead of leeching off americans, and in that case the spending would have been on american defense tech. Now its europoor defense tech. \n\nBigger wins could be/could have been achieved with different approach - or just stopping when you won. |
| So where is the money coming from to buy Greenland and raise military spending to 1.5 trillion? |
| Wheres your influence over him is the talk of DC |
| It’s going to go lower lol |
| I work a night shift it sucks for social life but fun to trade the open. Then I go and stare at markets for my job at work (work in financial markets futures indsutry)... I need a break |
| I know they’re hiding the dog sleds in there somewhere! |
| Black like my coffee. The allelulaj type a guys |
| Europeans have flat tits and ass |
| bet you a silver quarter Europe will follow Canada on the Chinese EV play |
| But that's OK because you guys are wider, so it balances out! 🙂 |
| Was a pretty big DD about a month ago. I bought 1/21/2028 6C paid $2.4 and they’re up 50% after a negative 10% day. |
| In $ or kilos? |
| Ill find you a livestream \n\nwhat flavor you want |
| And then Europe would have to use bootleg versions of all software like Russia 🤣😂 |
| How are my calls |
| #[JEOMK](https://theonion.com/chat-room-shorthand-1819587113/) |
| Europoor is mad because in three years there will be a Walmart supercenter where his house used to be. |
| I heard if they let bad bunny play in the Super Bowl, civil war is imminent. |
| found the Europoor that’ll be kissing my boot next year |
| er, no, because people in northern europe are genuinely just plain taller. [https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1fvfftn/average\_male\_height/](https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/1fvfftn/average_male_height/) |
| up pretty good for the year, managed to turn a $10k down MSTR play to make $15k and said no more options. I am coming back |
| It’s a psyop |
| In favor of…what? 🤣 |
| People with student loan debt are second class citizens |
| America hasn’t done anything meaningful in the last 20 years, bro. Y’all lost 2 wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. |
| He doesn't even need to cancel. Just switch it to Tuesday. |
| I love my Gen 6 Ford Taurus. |
| My only regret was not buying more 😂. $GOOGL has treated us well. |
| If loving the lord is wrong I don’t want to right.\n- Arsenio |
| Brain still has wrinkles. Give it time |
| nice tech companies you got there, would be a shame if they were banned |
| The horse is going to jump then crash |
| Only saving grace is that the value of it went up decently in the past 18 months. Really considering offloading it. Shit's unacceptable. |
| Anyone buying TTD here? |
| hey man u don’t know me irl!!! |
| Who needs a reality check I got a check a reality |
| in gains, in loses it is nothing. |
| Potential U.S. civil war and WW3 incoming, expecting green futes Monday night. |
| Still sounds like you don't know how taxes in your country works. |
| Couldn’t find an open church sorry |
| dude Europoors you guys realize you have no say when it comes to your Papa? (America) |
| bro, I thought you had made 666k lol. good luck man |
| “Allies cover 34 percent of the United States’ basing costs, worth $2.5 billion annually."\n\nThis echoed a number we had found in the most comprehensive recent analysis of this topic -- a study the RAND Corp. released in 2013. The study found that the NATO allies’ combined support for U.S. military activities on their soil was more than $2.48 billion in 2002 dollars, or essentially $2.5 billion.”\n\nNow does that cover everything we spend? No, but they do pay us and don’t ask us to pay “rent” per se. it would also cost us more to bring all of our troops home because keeping these bases allows for the insane logistics network that the US military has. The reason we are able to touch anywhere in the world within 1 days time is because of these forward bases. |
| Tuesday is gonna be so wild, I might have to call off work. No way I'm not gonna be clued to the line charts and the comment section here. |
| yet american day trader degens contribute more to society than the average Europoor Neurosurgeon |
| How? |
| 10% of ameritards think the earth is flat |
| ~~REPENT YOU SINNERS, THE TIME OF THE LORD IS NOW~~\n\n\nHey |
| You mad 🫵🤣 |
| Tax brackets are the ncremental |
| That statement is false in like three different ways, bud. Might be time to take it easy for a while. |
| JD vance would be mogged by a Greenlander walrus |
| Why this mf has to drop something that make every weekend full of worries |
| 🙁 |
| NATO is nothing without the US. All political BS and you’re buying into the narrative. They will come to an agreement and this will blow over like it ALWAYS does. The market might dip but this isn’t the ‘crash’ everybody holding puts wants. |
| Positions or ban |
| My oil calls are fkrd indefinitely... |
| I clearly do know. It's a hype stock, where people are going to get burned by a celebrity doctor. He's the male version of E.Holmes. He owns 30% of the shares and he is into his lenders deep. Anktiva does not guarantee eradication of every cancer cell in every patient. His trials are with a handpicked defined category. It's in that particular circle where it only delays growth, it does not destroy. Talk to his whistle blower who was sued into silence over result calculations. There is a reason the FDA said NO. |
| 😻 |
| Stopping the national parks from having free entry on MLK day, a federal holiday, just to offer that free entry on your birthday while you’re still alive is some pussy shit real talk |
| Europoors are willfully ignorant right now (so are Ameritards) \n\nAllow for some nuance: \n\nWe can agree that the American administration is off the rails and what’s happening is bad for everyone. \n\nBut it’s not like you’re doing anything…or have done anything meaningfully helpful on the global stage in 20 years or more. \n\nYou just sound like a bunch of scared, shrill children right now. |
| got downvoted a lot yesterday might need to apologize for saying immoral things I was racked on cocaine |
| ahhh sheeeit EU vs USA in here |
| Like u/ATUGA said, he learned from his first term. Notice that this time, key people in his cabinet are all much younger, meaning still have legs for further careers (in addition to being his followers). Unlike the first term where most people were old, seasoned. The regard for career prospect after the term heavily influences how these people respond to him. |
| Yeah theyre all partnering with china in the long run now |
| The NY business world is full of guys with decades of experience in sucking colon |
| 40% of amerifats think the earth is 6000 years old, subhuman country should be pitied |
| Trump should just amp things up and cancel MLK day in return for a trading day on Monday. |
| What he do now |
| Ever heard of a stop loss? |
| mango tweets, but fat\n\n\ntiny fingers tire so fast\n\n\nthen, a full diaper |
| No they don’t and no it won’t. How fucking stupid are you? |
| You lost be at being likeable. I quit. |
| what if 🥭gets invited over to EU and immediately arrested.\n\nI'd bet on🥭deported before eoy, it should be on polymarket |
| They can already do that they’re EU citizens through danish citizenship lol |
| isn’t it funny that a coked up retard like me is ridiculously rich ? |
| If you think this is tax free, you’re going to have a bad time. |
| ARKK bag holder from 124 |
| It's the only place on the internet I can drink post and avoid (so far) a permaban |
| Y’all aren’t actually this retarded right Americans? |
| You sure did get triggered by facts. |
| Europe is baffled that US presidential approval is anywhere above 20% |
| In most countries in the world, we already know amerifats are pretty stupid and know shit about the world and geography.\n\nBut during COVID we all realized amerifats are also retarded when you drank bleach because your pos mango told you to do that.\n\nAlso, just in your pos country, manufacturers put a warning that you should not put a cat in a microwave.\n\nAnd you are still acting like you are some upper class with your Monopoly money. 100$ is like 7€.\n\nYou should really shut the fuck up. |
| That's what people think, but Borat's village was filmed in Europe. They're not exactly all James Bond. |
| What did he say that wasn’t factual? |
| Icebergs hold riches\n\nminerals sleep beneath white\n\nwaiting for the thaw |
| Let me guess. It’s both right now. |
| They could just cut off travel to the US pretty sure that would piss enough people off to take action |
| Bullish on NVO |
| jesus christ i’m gonna make so much money |
| So not tax free. Still an impressive gain, though. |
| priced in and theyre already pardoned |
| What's your take on meta? Any position? |
| I only post in this sub when I’m on drugs or drunk |
| Canada sweating a sigh of relief that Donnie is busy picking fights with Europe. \n\nChina trade deal looking better by the day. |
| Taller, thinner, bigger pp, better driver, better educated, tell funnier jokes |
| Is this still English |
| One must prepare for a future where one can grab more |
| Europoors should stop complaining about Greenland and buy RTX calls ☕️ |
| why specifically 1/20/2026? Anything happening on that day? |
| Why do I get addicted to the stock market when I buy options even though it’s worth less than 5% of my port? |
| lol no they didn’t. |
| Don't be so lazy. (449k - 390k) / 50 = about $1200 ($12 per share). |
| Idk, these two years so far might already be enough of a kick in the arse for us to start re-domesticating our industries. Especially defence & security.\n\nOur politicians cannot keep coasting of "idk let's just wait it out". |
| It sounds like you don't understand how tax brackets work. |
| New day, new tantrums they might say LMAO |
| They don’t. |
| we should just take over the Europoors so they can become Americans (no derogatory term exists for the greatest country of all time) |
| You have no understanding of what could go wrong with NATO. That’s the issue here. And what Europe does to retaliate to these tariffs. But you buy calls when it dips on Tuesday morning and let me know how that goes. |
| I don't hold any MU 😞 |
| Guess I don’t spend enough time associating with American incels. \n\nLove that for you though. |
| Hey retard, they don’t but keep spewing bullshit. |
| Bbc front page article talks about TACO, laughingmexican |
| holy I need to put a reminder to cash out my entire port before May, shit gonna get ugly af |
| There are some europoors who still think their military stands a chance to defend against the United States. Delusional AF |
| Somebody come get their friend |
| I wonder if God will ever decide to strike me down |
| You’re being to generous. They just wanted to see non white people suffer. They got what they voted that’s why none of them are bitiching about the job losses |
| Not how any of this works. |
| Lol wut? Just a fellow regard. |
| Vance is pushing this behind the scenes house of cards style |
| Giving major finally-getting-to-hit-the-big-bully-while-he-has-his-hands-tied vibes. \n\nNever mind the last 20 years of their utter incompetence in markets and foreign policy. |
| Where is that one guy here who had 45k into spy 700? He swore with his whatever analysis that 700 was coming this month lol |
| Why? These are just things to trade. They aren’t actually people who hurt you |
| The most important thing for an autonomous car is not the sensors, it's the "brains."\n\nTesla's Robotaxi network will by far the best brains (training data, end-to-end neural net, most powerful on board computers, etc) but only 8 eyes and 2 ears, watching 360° every millisecond without any distraction or hesitation.\n\nYou won't trust that, but you'll trust some stranger without a high school degree who's probably hung over or actively high/drunk.\n\nOr you'll trust some autonomous car with 12 eyes, 4 LiDARs, 2 radars, but the dumbest set of brains on the market.\n\nYou're thinking about this all wrong. |
| Ayyo this dood talking about books 🤣 |
| The fuk man my oil calls are fkrd |
| yes |
| And china eyeing up Taiwan in the background |
| Don’t believe rando posts about nana’s victory |
| remember 🥭said tariffs are bullish and the reason that we are ATH lmao |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/mentalhealth/s/ps2HM8zzE3 \n\nI saw this so you have to too. |
| They probably could have recruited some more military personnel but decided they didn't want to get into $38.4 Trillion worth of debt like the USA to fund it. |
| Sure some are stupid, many uneducated. But honestly I think that is only part of the problem here. It seems pretty calculated for me, remember that Trump also wanted to end NATO in his last term?\n\nAmerica is just having it´s mask off moment now. The working class and below are getting restless, so the elites have to distract by providing a target for the hate they would get otherwise. It doesn´t matter who gets it, they just need to live out their hate and get the feeling that their is someone even below them they can abuse.\n\nMany are against what Mango is doing now. But I think when he gets them deep enough into shit, to the point there is no turning back, many will follow because the losses would otherwise have been for nothing. Beside we are just following orders, aren´t we?\n\nHope im just pessimistic. |
| 🌽 theta banging |
| I don’t know, I might get banned for even replying or worse. 👃 |
| For about 30 hours til scotus then issues ruling they made back in October |
| Europoors are so mad right now |
| Bro, chill. US just having a lil midlife crisis. Chasing younger women, spending a bunch of money it doesn’t have on toys (see Golden Dome), and treating its loved ones coldly. Just getting it out of the system. We’ll settle back down in a few years. |
| Just borrow a nuke and 🥭 will back off, Greenland. |
| Because they’re standing on dogsleds? |
| lol - europoors watch our movies with our actors and come to our colleges and use our technology. And the Americans who actually care about health are in much better shape than Europeans who smoke and don’t have a strong fitness culture |
| Same for me...all RKLB gains in an IRA (I'm just past 59 1/2). I've already realized $375,000 in gains on the way up. Started with 15,000 shares. Total realized and unrealized gains stand at $1,049,100.00 in RKLB. Profits rolled into LUNR, IREN, RDW. \n\nTo the moon, regards!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1gsu8qanx4eg1.jpeg?width=1217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2321bd34c9a45c08e981cb9425c29cf312d0f33d |
| But where is HYMC |
| I should be allowed to transfer my lost weight to my extra carry-on allowance. |
| Flagrant conflict But here we are |
| This isn’t HYMC |
| Bissent says whatever the orange turd tells him to say. |
| Still waiting for bankers to go to jail for 2008..... |
| I knew 🥭 was a bear |
| Buy HYMC |
| looks like🥭pissed off way too many people this time, next week gonna be interesting for sure |
| Ok and who is ameritards daddy? And who's more vulnerable to fuckery? |
| Just buy HYMC |
| Wow ! what a view |
| Just buy HYMC |
| inb4 u/31andnotdone divorces |
| Crash wen? |
| Just buy HYMC |
| It takes the us 10 years to build one naval ship. There's a reason our shit old. We dont make shit anymore. We fought goat farmers for 20 years and lost. Let's all calm the fuck down. Did we not watch a proud boy cry because blue hair libs called him names and threw water at him. And thats our alpha males? |
| like as in... having sex, or...? |
| Only Europoors |
| Imagine being an European LMAO |
| Idk I've given up on believing there will be any real trials. Maybe in like 40 years after a total reset. |
| Some guys will literally lose so much money on Tues it’ll trigger a divorce |
| Europeans will sell off and without MMs propping up the market by selling covered calls it will probably crash.\n\nUnless europeans are such beasts they keep buying stocks across the board and without americapoors selling off there could be a mini pump. |
| Who needs to run when I can just take my lifted dodge ram outfitted with machine guns and truck nuts the five thousand two hundred and eighty feet distance? |
| I feel so uncultured don’t even know the movie name!! Oh yeah priced in bro STONKS only go up! |
| 50 years is rookie numbers |
| Jefferies says weight-loss drugs could boost airline profits by lowering fuel costs ([source](https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/01/14/airlines-to-save-on-fuel-as-weight-loss-pills-grow-popular-wall-street-says.html?utm_source=www.shortsqueez.co&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=goldman-breaks-its-own-record&_bhlid=9465fd98ffb915e6388eb79c43c093af83722f5e))\n\nWhat am I supposed to do with this information? |
| American incels absolutely do |
| Closest I've been is Florida and that was enough |
| Where does that little kid get all that money from anyway ?? This is how I imagine 75% of this sub to be. The other 25% boomers and millennials. |
| Accurate. If they had deported me so many less incels would exist in this town |
| Right except we don’t know who his successor will be, we don’t know if we will still stay on, we don’t know if any other members will leave etc etc |
| WE ARE APPROACHING THE GOONULARITY |
| This is only excusable if youre like 70 years old in all honesty. However ill just say that the easiest way to approach this is to segment the entire supply chain and discern which sector is available through a publicly traded company which is undervalued. The sector right now that mirrors that most is memory. The main players of which are micron and sandisk. The other sectors are processing (graphical and central), power delivery, cooling, infrastrcuture provision (cyber security, server rack assembly and delivery, etc) |
| thanks Imma do some research on this |
| US Treasury Secretary said that the Supreme Court is unlikely to overturn tariffs. Now you know why they have been punting.... |
| > The problem is the distribution of that economic growth.\n\nNo socialism in the the chat. |
| I know you can’t read and can only interpret the world through a barrage of deranged tweets, but Europe relying on us post world war 2 is the only reason why we haven’t had world war 3. The only thing stopping that is our trade alliance and NATO. The fact your president wants to put that in jeopardy all because of a stupid frozen wasteland is comical. Nothing is stopping America from putting military bases there and forming a stronger economic relationship with Denmark. You are so sad |
| Short term fluctuations are extremely manipulated. It easily could go to ath if thats what makes the rich richer. |
| First time on WSB? |
| Bullish |
| Good lord |
| Puts on everything that ran up 50% |
| Ah fuck |
| It depends on who comes into office, but overall you overestimate our Justice system lol. |
| Buttcorn looks primed for a 100-105k retest. |
| haven't you all learned by now that he just wants Macron and Lagared and Denmark royals to buy a plate? he's gotta be quick too, cause if midterms dont bend his way, the 🥭 train comes to an abrupt stop. |
| I bought the bf some new clothes, cant have my wife dating a bum |
| all turn ons |
| Stop crying about Greenland and buy RTX calls |
| Did 5.3 this morning |
| and don't forget the average dane is a foot taller than an amerifat |
| I kinda feel like these people haven't traveled in Europe, met Europeans and gotten a tiny, tiny feel for the culture. As a result, I think all these dumb politicians think that because Europeans are polite, that they're pushovers.\n\nEuropeans are stubborn man. They will not respond well to threats, end of sentence. |
| Americans don’t say mogged. \n\nCheckmate, Rolf! |
| Everyone on here stating "tArIfFs No BiG dEaL, wE gO aTh!" need to realize this isn't about tariffs. It's about the US completely breaking with Europe and bullying them for a bunch of frozen rocks. |
| Naw. Fuck those scam artists. |
| Congrats dude. My FHSA is -10% lol. |
| Hey Siri, what year did the UK finish paying back their WW2 debt to the US? |
| get a MacBook |
| Good lord |
| Your wife will enjoy them with her new bf. Congrats! |
| but still can't run it |
| Found the teslatard |
| Not really. Can still be converted to an RRSP or withdraw and pay tax. |
| ELI5? TLDR pls |
| lmao same |
| Stengthen for what? LMAO |
| Bruh have some standards. She looks inbred. She's got those downy eyes, and a cro-magnon brow ridge. |
| That’s the issue. I was an institutional trader and sat in cash/fi until my career beta went away. I would just call my coverage to get a replication, but that doesn’t work retail. Thanks for the response |
| You're cutting too close indeed. |
| 83% revenue comes from Asia and only 1% from US. How do you justify it impacts the big 7. |
| Yo retard, Europe pays us to keep military bases and it would actually cost us more to bring our military home than keep our position as global leader. |
| China? |
| Imagine being a congressman 😂\n\n\nWhat a grift |
| so it’s a bear trap? |
| Have you never had the displeasure of visiting Alabama , Mississippi, etc? You’ll quickly find most people operate on the brain capacity of an 8 year old |
| US invade Greenland, NATO ends, US interests no longer support Ukraine, Ukraine falls, Russia starts eyeing up the Baltics. China sees an opportunity to take Taiwan while the spotlight is off them and the US can’t take any moral high ground after invading Greenland. |
| Yes |
| She’s a keeper |
| They're just people who will believe anything as long as it's attached to something that flatters them for being white. |
| europeans are better looking, smarter, more pedigreed, cleaner and cooler than the average american\n\namericans are totally mogged by any european |
| What |
| Keep Greenland without losing Kyiv, that's the game they're playing. It's like playing Risk with an entitled three year old. |
| ASTS short two weeks out? |
| Good now you get. You actually have no rights. It’s all an illusion |
| Danish spent 5 Billion recently to strengthen it, but just believe what mango says |
| should have waited for +$69,420.67 |
| https://preview.redd.it/t5qeojalw4eg1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2b1efb2541e37952f6e69c4769faf9ec871438b |
| Lower tax + 3k deductions, congrats on your refund. |
| Ngl reading the comments in here….idk why we call ourselves autists when half the country did the equivalent of buying 0dtes last November.\n\nAbsolutely insane that a lot of people believe that we are being ripped off by undocumented immigrants and other governments when we have the highest GDP in the world with the highest per capital GDP as well. The problem is the distribution of that economic growth. |
| You just know sometime in the next 15-20 years a ton of people are going to prison for the market manipulation happening over the last year lmao. |
| Not that hungry |
| The sad part is that the ones ITT are some of the smarter Americans. Tells you something |
| Exactly - so imagine SPY when the Bag7 finally start pumping again lol |
| Gobucs1314 on Webull |
| We full porting ibrx Tues? |
| She's a ten but she is head of the Greenland dogsled defense unit. |
| When the $3000 stock loss drops you down a tax bracket. What a blessing to be a loser. |
| If you are in for Long, for sure, as a lot of issues and tech had been derisked |
| i feel the subtle sexual tension through the pixels. when she looks at me.. i don't look away |
| Very true. But they are not crying about getting excatly what they voted for. 🤣🤣🤣 and confused that we pay the tariffs |
| Bullish Next week 🦅🇺🇸 |
| Good luck going to China for security and replacing Microsoft and Amazon lol. Clown |
| I like to keep something else of hers in my mouth. I don’t even know her name |
| they are better than you |
| WWIII is bullish |
| Pope Leo is sending the Swiss Guard. |
| They don't |
| I saw that post just now as well. Wish I did my entry point at the same level as he did. But happy and thankful to have what I have atm. Fef looking forward to the $4-500range |
| ✊ |
| um...you might be right on meta |
| Oh so this guy’s getting hit with ordinary income plus 10% early withdrawal. |
| Trump - I Love tariffs!\n\nThe World - Tariffs only hurt the people and country that imposes them\n\nAlso the World - Here are our reciprocal tariffs |
| Hey guys - Futures open today from 5pm CST to 10:30am CST tomorrow right? |
| I feel like this sub took a Time Machine back to March 2025 |
| Trials? Oh sweet summer child, they'll be getting promotions |
| Fighting insurgents in sandals and losing to them too |
| flat like your sister |
| Idk who needs to hear this but tariffs never left the table and market is ATH… |
| I just cant believe my eyes.. how stupid and uneducated they can be? |
| He had competent tard wranglers around him the first term, this term he broke off his leash and is attacking the neighbor's toddler |
| 🎵 Nobody loves you when you're TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY |
| They will go to China you dingus. You think they’ll just allow themselves to be invaded by Russia? We make bank off them. We WANT them to suck are tits. \n\nMost of the services we sell them are highly profitable like AWS and Microsoft Azure. They sell us low margin cars. Not to mention 43% of our pharmaceuticals come from Europe. If they sanctioned us it would not feel good. \n\nRugged individualism doesn’t work on the global scale |
| Why do Europeans matter? |
| The entire semiconductor industry is completely and totally dependent on one company in the EU.\n\nThe EU collectively owns almost 2 trillion in US debt.\n\nThey have us by the balls if we attack Greenland. |
| Yes, it’s our resources which are used to produce goods and services which are mostly consumed domestically. |
| Glad we have the 190 iq rick and morty watching genius here to balance us out. |
| Man, this is a Wendy's |
| So if the baseline trade is long basket long individual stock straddles what would you change? |
| 30 EU guards and 2 dog sleds to defend Greenland LMAO. Gotta love Europoors |
| I never quite believed the stats that said the average American has the reading comprehension level of a child, but this thread has been a real vindication of that finding |
| Can we backtest this? |
| Fk 🥭 !!! We want more Somali daycares!!! |
| Yes, until the music stops. If you bankrupt a casino …. |
| Crazy looks like Minneapolis is the new Iraq |
| $30M is not enough, need at least $1B an hour not to unalive him |
| lots of high schoolers in here that’s a big part of it |
| 2 digit karma bot has figured it all out |
| Jfc LMAO |
| I think he learned from his first administration, where the people around him were able to moderate outcomes.\n\n🤦♂️ |
| "Everything is actually going according to plan, you just cant comprehend the genius of it." |
| I have no idea about this particular strategy, but in general, certain types of trades (positions with multiple legs) require careful (micro)management and frequent rebalancing/adjustments, which potentially kills the profits for retail investors due to high trading fees and/or spreads. Or it may involve exotic instruments negotiated OTC directly between institutions (various swaps and such). |
| Don´t bother. American propaganda is highly effective on the feeble minded. |
| lol Europe has its own flavor of stupid shit |
| Permanent 0% interest rates and 50 year mortgages. What could go wrong |
| Lmaoo |
| Verified this. Accurate |
| War debt after cuck failed appeasement turned cuck failed defense owed by European governments?\n\n[lmfao](https://imgur.com/a/Rjtobx1) |
| Made 1.8k on expiration date haha |
| I’m holding my calls until earnings. So I won’t do anything. If it dips, I will load up some more probably. |
| You people are idiots in here, no wonder you guys suck at trading |
| Now ELPs will have to juggle gamma exposure on Monday’s Wednesday’s and Friday’s, price action will be a lot more hectic. |
| You have RSP and the other 493 stocks to thank for that! |
| dummy, market is closed |
| LMAO @ regards who think this is the worst its gonna get. Bookmark May 15th, 2026 on your calendar. JPOW's last day is when the real fun begins. |
| This is weird af. I don’t see our allies as dogs. |
| It's already double from Q4'25 and 5x from Q1'24. |
| You exploring Europe prob through tiktok dumbass |
| amerifats are so cooked |
| Yeah idk what their climate is but its no arizona lol |
| My company laid off all designers , each one of them |
| No tax event until withdrawn. At that point it will be taxed as income, plus early withdrawal fee, so cost basis is irrelevant |
| 90% of americans will tell you a mile is the same as a km |
| The market is going to start and end flat, 100% guarantee. |
| Looks like it will print pretty hard |
| Yeah, Denmark 🇩🇰 |
| The only thing mango does that impresses me is how he finds the slimiest sycophant yes-men possible, who never disagree no matter how regarded he gets. I'm amazed not a single one has stepped out of line.\n\nThe trials after this is over will be interesting though |
| $30M or 24 hours with Elon Musk? |
| Isn't this all in project 2025? |
| Isn't it impressive that SPY is this close to 700 with most of the Mag7 -10% to -20% from highs? |
| I wish I couldn’t relate. 😆 |
| Hi everyone, I started today, any stock recommendations please |
| What r u doing with novo at open? |
| free trans spouses?\n\nwork-life-balls? |
| ? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ogtwt4y3v4eg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cdab1ffc76f304bbbbb54bd37a3388e3f2c00d5 |
| I'd owe income tax on what gets withdrawn from the acc + 10% early withdrawal penalty. The trades themselves are tax free I can buy and sell whatever I want but its gonna be income tax I owe.\n\nbc im self employed and due to some other things I can make my taxable income zero for a few years if needed |
| They will posture and then give in, it’s the euro way. |
| https://preview.redd.it/t7cj5pi2v4eg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61df4ec0bc4de13b1f8dd866f611d4e9e66a8142 |
| Ngl I wanna know how small Rubio’s balls are lmao. |
| lol same |
| “We don’t tolerate that shit in Europe” it is literally illegal for you to own AC and open windows in 35C heatwaves lmao |
| They can easily move to somewhere thats not 0 degrees year round. Thats literally it. |
| I'm already salivating at the opportunity to buy whatever Panican dip we get |
| You won't be allowed to leave. |
| Probably a European twink broke his heart and he’s on a revenge tour. Sad. |
| I never make trades like this in my IRA so I’m ignorant, but wouldn’t your tax basis carry over to the new stocks? So the gain would still be unrealized? Is your taxable income $0 before the stock sale? This doesn’t seem tax free. |
| idk about luxury but it sounds about right for "modern" |
| To be fair, this was a strategic move by the US to get its way in the world and have significant influence. \n\nIf Europe doesn’t need us anymore, they won’t just say yes to everything we want from them. |
| Can't wait for you to figure out what American wealth was built on. |
| Reasons why Greenland should join USA:\n\n- free healthca…. \n- free transpo…. \n- free educa…. \n- freedom of spee…. \n- work-life-ba….. |
| u/rdr31 comment history is a wild ride, guy is obsessed with yurop |
| I feel that. My hoa in my building is 567 a month and they d fucking do nothing |
| I spent over 10 years in institutional trading and like many sat mostly in cash until my career beta dropped enough to take personal investment risk. I can structure a similar trade but it is not suitable for my circumstances so I thought maybe a retail trader would have executed something similar. It is a fairly obvious non directional way to take a view on AI, but that doesn’t make all structures equal. |
| Genius, post it to vexillology circlejerk |
| All wins are good! |
| Tariffs are nothing new. Market won’t care |
| Not much to see tomorrow lol |
| 80% of Americans can’t run a mile without stopping |
| So how do we make money from that ? |
| No, fixed that lol. I literally am retarded. |
| Spot on buddy 🙂 |
| Since when were billionaires ever criminals? |
| I got sold outta my covered calls, prob will wait for a good pull back before jumping back in |
| Some of you are good guys, don't look at the market tomorrow |
| Dame FIFA also gonna award the peace trophy to Epestein posthumously. |
| Old school lunr remembers the crash on the moon and what made the stock crash lol |
| Europoor typing this from a 400 sq ft historical closet |
| This was unironically a line of logic being followed to the letter in 2020 |
| It’s almost like Europe will have to learn to rely on itself now and not suck the American tit for resources and security anymore. No more free rides, no wonder they are sad |
| Zero sum *game* not gain. You’re missing the point, every “win” doesn’t have a corresponding “loss”, even in a mathematical sense (due to growth), but also on a practical level. It would be more accurate to say his win came at the cost of someone else’s opportunity to win (they gave up the upside beyond the strike price), but even that might be a win for them. |
| Booo. I hate this timeline. How will I escape to Europe on multiple vacations a year to get a break from this place if we are at war with them? |
| I'm sick of this s*** Grandpa |
| Europeans better stock up on carbon credits from China to operate the equipment needed to fight the US |
| QQQ and SPY menstruation red, IWM might pump as it's mostly unaffected by tariffs war |
| So you just had a vague idea, and you want the rest of us to answer all of your questions, that you could Google in 5 minutes, just to see if you can make money on it. On an idea. That at the end of your core, you have to know, you're not gonna nail it, because you're not even smart enough to jump to your own conclusions |
| Gunman at the local gas station: "I'm trying to avoid poverty by annexing your cash register" |
| that's true |
| Europoors openening tomorrow |
| You sold Canadian stocks going into this? |
| Yeah it's easy. You just gotta do the thing where they turn green, it disperses all the red ones. |
| Well sweet I’m American |
| The US is the world economy. We are consumers, the world economy literally depends on us. |
| My cat’s breath smells like cat food. |
| Wait til the kids... |
| Because you have no idea what you're talking about and get your opinions from people taking advantage of your ignorance. \n\nLike NATO for example, what funds do you think aren't being put forward? NATO countries don't "fund" NATO. They spend money on their own military up to an agreed portion of their GDP. Only 8 of the 32 countries aren't meeting the minimum 2% GDP spending and they're working on it. |
| LOL imagine paying $800 for the apt maintenance fee every month, only for them to shut off the water 2 times a week. And they sold it as a "luxury/modern apartment" LOL\n\nFucking place is a joke. |
| Ameritards think because they been fighting insurgents in sandals for 20 years while Europe has been offering free Healthcare and 10 weeks of vacation that they won't fight back. They been been in wars since before us was a country they love that shit. |
| He owns bonds for a ton of things it’s not related\n\nNFLX to $80 |
| Any news from Europe is insignificant to shake the US stock market. |
| Tell me you don't know who makes your semis without telling me etc |
| Europoors won't fight the US, because if they withdraw from Ukraine it collapses and they don't want that, it's all theatre |
| America doesn’t make sedans anymore. |
| Well our German markets are open to fuck everything up |
| I've been trading for over 15 years |
| Damn even macron doesn’t deserve that |
| Lmao I agree, I just wanted this subs take since half the time it's whacked |
| > The national emergency is avoiding a national emergency," Bessent says.\n\n\n> Bessent also says that Trump is trying to "avoid a conflict" by annexing Greenland. \n\n\nThat's the kind of logic that makes you WSB retards look like fucking geniuses. |
| Green levels of red |
| Not all 3 digit karma bots, but always a 3 digit karma bot |
| Now now, you don’t want the Europoors to get triggered LOOL |
| Caw!!!!🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅 |
| Hey guys, crypto is super 🌈 and I have regrets |
| I can realize 200k profit right now and owe zero as it sits in the acc. Then if I need money I can take out 50k and be in the lowest bracket if I wanted to. \nvs. \nIn a normal account I sell and 20% is gone already.... |
| Only seen her head, unfortunately |
| If frenchie doesn’t cut it out orange man will deploy Candace Owens |
| How red are we gonna be on Tuesday |
| Yes, fund their plane trip back to Somalia. |
| I hope the market is into tariffs |
| Bills had a holding call in the end zone that wasn’t called before all the controversy- that INT after though, a 1 in 100 play by that DB. |
| Americans |
| Europoor spotted |
| yessir |
| So what’s the plan my fellow Ameritards? Market open 1 million on inverse S&P using margin? Or wait until the courts? |
| I can buy puts in my IRA to hedge regardless |
| The pattern works until it doesn't, unfortunately. |
| This theatre is a bit nauseating. Everyone knows there's no serious effort to build an indigenious tech sector in Europe, let alone the supply chains required to sustain them. The European Sovereign Cloud is run by Amazon ffs |
| Well if the the ten percent holding up the market decide to pull back or god forbid the stock market dips then god help us |
| Uhh it might not be a red day, all priced in baby |
| Europe is so insignificant SPY will open -0.5% and V back to green by EOD |
| [this you?](https://imgur.com/a/TWYVjdP) |
| 😂 |
| You’re going to have to pay taxes on it, no ifs, ands, or buts. \n\nSEP IRAs are tax deferred, not tax free. |
| bUT sHiNy RoK go Up!!!!!! \n/s |
| Loaded up a bunch of degen plays on draftkings. Gonna eat pizza and watch the games later. |
| “With the run on our dollar about to take place, commodity prices will rise. Gold, silver, & timber will spike-- also, certain real estate.”\n\nLAND will be the trade of 2026 |
| What's your wife's name? |
| I’m a large American man and I’m also here to talk about mnago being an idiot |
| I will sell it 50k at a time if I have to... The rest of my real income is FEIE and foreign biz as I dont reside in the US. I appreciate the help as I dont really pay too my attention to these retirement accs haha |
| Europoors gathering rocks to prepare for Greenland invasion LMAO |
| You’ve never read the road |
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| Welcome Greenland to the U, S, of A. Nothing ever happens. Big green on Tuesday. |
| Sounds like a perfect Sunday |
| Biggest scammers on earth |
| Starmer grew a pair for once, that’s news to me. |
| I’ll be here to jack off to your loss porn in 6 months OP. |
| Why say anything? Never stop your opponent from making mistakes. \n \nEU and Canada already appear to soften up to China, considering the deals made last week. |
| This retarded administration loves to start problems when there’s none. Literally drama queens. |
| Would be funny if you never end up buying a house |
| You’ll make money |
| Agree but we're talking about fear and opportunity now, markets may take even bigger advantage this time. We'll soon find out, it will be opportunity one way or another, either buy dips or make profit. |
| Don’t you want to vacation in Greenland |
| Yep. It is like the 3rd time I thought about google leaps and did not buy it because I thought the return would not be high enough.\n\nI truly belong here. Hope to post my loss porn soon. |
| UDN |
| Yeah, back when americans could afford to buy a house. |
| I see you have roth, but if u just had a regular account like all their degens here just buy puts as insurance and wait a year and pay the 20% max tax |
| Wtf lol |
| Should we continue to fund the Somali daycares? |
| Does anyone actually make money here |
| Don't laugh at that. They are good dogs, Brent. |
| I doubt it or else people would have stood up a long time ago. Greenland is huge and has such a small population |
| It’s a SEP IRA. \n\nThis isn’t tax free. It’s tax deferred. \n\nSEP IRA’s are typically funded using pre-tax contributions which means you’re going to have to pay income taxes on the profit when you withdraw. \n\nGood job on your win, I just don’t want you moving forward and operating under the guise of tax free gains. \n\nThe last thing we’d want is for you to pull out that money, continue assuming it’s a tax free gain, spend it all on cocaine and hookers, and then get fucked by the IRS when they come for their $20,000-$30,000 tax check. |
| Yeah I have 10 more accounts too lol. |
| Well considering most of them aren’t Russian bots, yeah. |
| Woke up next to my fiancée, it snowed overnight and things are quiet, prepped some beef bourguignon and have it in the slow cooker, sipped on some Sherry, popped an edible, about to fire up some Old School RuneScape. \n\nLife is good boys. Life is good. |
| On Friday before close I bought 10 long shot SPY 682 puts expiring Tuesday thinking nothing good could possibly happen over this long weekend. Will they print or am I so regarded that I can’t even make money with puts on a red day? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/ithastogoupfromhere** bet **SLV** goes from **81.94** to **64.0** before **25-Jan-2026 11:02 AM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Bessent said Trump’s push is driven by Arctic competition, missile defense plans, and Europe’s past dependence on Russian energy. He rejected claims this would harm NATO, saying European leaders will ultimately accept U.S. security leadership.\nTreasury Secretary Scott Bessent also said the U.S. Supreme Court is unlikely to overturn President Donald Trump’s tariffs, calling them a core economic policy. |
| Arm-in-arm, fully united in blowing up kids in the Middle East |
| There are plenty of nuanced discussions on Reddit |
| my man |
| bc I need to unload this and a shitload of corn so I can get out of america for good with enough passive income to live my life (or at least my primary residence owned in cash) Im in my 20s I want the time value of my money |
| exactly what I am going to do but I got 7 figs of corn to unload too |
| LMAO |
| I don’t know why but Denmark’s prime minister gives off serious MILF vibes.\n\nWould |
| And 2 dog sleds |
| bc this is only one of my portfolios |
| Bing bing bong bong... |
| Where’s the logic in doing this in a tax deferred account? |
| I have used dewalt, ego, and ryobi - better off just throwing the ryobi yard tools in the trash. Dewalt/ego have been decent but do not compare in quality build to the gas powered tools I have. When the battery tools work, they are awesome tho. Just gotta keep them running for a few seasons for it to be worth it. |
| >even he can't be that stupid.\n\n\nOh sweet summer child... |
| I last longer in bed than Europe will last in this “war” |
| It's 2 goats in the Zimbabwe exchange |
| If the greenland deal goes through, Europoors may finally, in 2026, be able to afford an Air Conditioner LMAOO |
| It’s destruction by design. \n\nQui bene? \n\nVlad says spasibo |
| And he’s probably going to lose it all anyway so it won’t matter |
| Insert in anoos on vibrate |
| Do other countries even dare to fight America in self defense? |
| You realize this is only one of my accounts lmao. |
| except venezuela is a minuscule economy even with south america standards |
| Dropped passes lost the game for him. |
| US history will now be referenced by pre-🥭 and post-🥭 |
| Fukboi or Ladyboi? |
| That's the craziest thing about all this to me, he is just handing China complete world domination and they don't even have to say or do anything. |
| i wish i could full port my 4k but idk what am doing |
| Was that when Europe still had an army and still innovated? |
| You already have a bet going - NFLX to 120.0 before 08-Feb-2026 10:59 AM -05 |
| That was my first option play I put $ in the machine and it immediately told me I had 500-1000% more - of course I didn’t sell I didn’t even know how to sell 😂 |
| !banbet |
| Look into discount Roth conversions\n\nbasically its a Roth conversion on something without a transparent live market price, so you just say its worth way less (to a defendable extent) and wind up paying far less in taxes, no penalties, and get the money in actual tax free growth mode |
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| !banbet NFLX $120 21d |
| Maybe by tuesday the market will forget about it |
| That’s ok, we’ll get at em during their government mandated (taxed) siestas /s |
| As if $300k is a lot. That's what a high middle class family makes A YEAR. Get the fuck outta here. |
| Not really a great idea to have trade wars with the whole world. Going to end up with no friends internationally and ruin the US economy. He'll back down, even he can't be that stupid. |
| You sound fucking retarded my brother |
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| QE is already back and public consensus is very solidly in the "printing all the time is good now" mindset.\n\nI would just stay invested fully. The chance of a legit black swan now is just very low. There are alternatives to cash that will scale with inflation like BRK, JPM that are sitting on enormous amounts of cash but still profitable that can take advantage of a genuine surprise like a nuke goes off or mutant screwworms.\n\nIt's not worth being purely in cash yourself for something that is overwhelmingly unlikely to happen. |
| His MK Ultra process is complete |
| I love how people think foreign policy is like a Call of Duty lobby and have no idea what the economic and military ramifications are of dissolving NATO, and turning the globe into a free for all campaign |
| Ight bet |
| Zero! |
| congress be like this is fine |
| Might be. It doesn't feel like people there are particularly happy, what with the whole 9-9-6 work culture and all, but on the whole... |
| Designed in Commiefornia. |
| Turning your phone black and white actually helps. Just makes it more boring but still functional. |
| More like 30 clowns. |
| banbet that |
| seriously I have spent so many hours watching skits and rewatching a shit ton. I have never seen this one except here on reddit a few weeks ago or something |
| Woof |
| I see jokes aren't allowed this morning, please forgive me |
| **a BLACK tuesday after mlk day would be comedy** |
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| Europoors deployed 30 guards in Greenland LMAO |
| One is circumcised |
| Bessent usually gets trotted out after Taco does something wild and tries to walk it back a bit, but his NBC interview just poured more gasoline on the fire. Cool, cool. Maybe this time the EU has to come out strong and be the one to taco later. |
| turn it off |
| They like him. And they don't like you. Easy! |
| I'm old enough to remember when the US and Europe were military and economic allies. |
| Username checks out |
| Well technically the only way you can not pay taxes is to sell $50k of it in a regular account each year if its longterm and it gets taxed at 0% |
| Hyperinflation no doubt.... My question is will there ever be a crash and if so when and how deep. To go all in on assets before the hyperinflation sets in |
| How do I buy puts on USD |
| Defense let him down 6 times. He hasn't touched the ball most of those OTs |
| haha nice, yeah we'll check it out. going to go back to Atlanta soon. |
| Bro. Calls on energy and commodities during a war. Everyone knows that. |
| They sent the three musketeers to defend Greenland. Feeling quite intimidated now |
| Anyone know the spot price for silver in China?\n\nBeen searching all day |
| Liberation 2.0 followed by yen intervention carry trade unwind 2.0 before q1 is over. |
| So now we need to pay more 10% tariffs to get medicines and carparts, how are we going to survive? Why SCOTUS is letting him screw us like that, fuck this administration |
| Nothing really changes. The market learned after liberation day that TACO is accurate, and even still American consumers keep buying stuff. Especially the wealthy. I'm too lazy to look it up but aside from maybe some medical devices I'm going to ignorantly assume a lot of out imports from these countries are Volvos, BMWs, etc. \n\n\nMake a BMW more of a status symbol and you're not going to see a lot of would-be buyers give up on buying a car, or buying a Ford Taurus or whatever the fuck sedans America makes these days.\n\n\nThis move is all weapons-grade retardium but it's unlikely to have a large negative impact on wealthy Americans spending habits, which is what's keeping calls printing. |
| Someone should tell 🥭 about Svalbard to make things even funnier |
| Yes, the liberal circle jerk that is every other sub on reddit is much more rationale and grounded in reality. |
| Krystal |
| People are sleeping on UMAC\n\nTrump son is part owner, military related drone and tech company. \n\nCan't lose |
| Batshit crazy timeline we living in. Tariff is only 10% though, what is this, tariff for ants? I thought we only do 3 digit increases now.\n |
| America has no permanent ***friends*** or enemies, only interests - Mahatma |
| Mentally at least.\n\nSalud! |
| So China having the time of their life? They don´t call Mango "Nation Builder" for nothing. |
| Just a glitch in the simulation |
| & on coffin manufacturers |
| So what's consensus on if markets forget by Tuesday or we have a MLK celebration with a black tuesday? |
| yo does anyone remember dishguy 😂 |
| Same as the Venezuela invasion, calls on the whole market specially defense |
| ROTH IRA your owning taxes at withdraw or paying for ROTH conversion. If conversion not made early enough at RMD you'll get hit. Get converting don't hit you next tax bracket doing so. |
| He’s literally 0-7 in OT now how is that clutch |
| JD Vance said 🥭 was America's Hitler and I'm pretty sure he still believes that, it's just that he meant it as a compliment. |
| Market very green for 2-3 years then we see signs of trouble.\n\nEither severe crash or hyperinflation. But a lot of printing until then. |
| Well you see, we elected a fascist dictator who thinks he is the second coming of hitler. |
| US can just point a gun Greenland and the Danes wouldn't even dare to shoot. In the name of "peace" the Danes and EU will back away. Trump knows this, he is a good poker player. |
| Op doesn’t know the difference between trad Ira and sep Ira. |
| I guess you know you're pretentious when you're judged by the pretentious pedant |
| What rights am I supposed to be defending? |
| Guys I'm fucking HIGH KEY addicted to my phone. How can I fix this? Like I'm concerned |
| She has a coiled spring in her brain that repeatedly unwinds with BS. |
| Hi, just a friendly and gentle reminder for everyone here to please keep my wife's name out of all your mouths. Thanks.\n\n\nKind regards |
| She exercised the puts I wrote in 2022 and made me a very happpppy boy |
| Dude has been clutch in every playoff game besides last night. |
| What we opening at on Tuesday? |
| Awh good morning to you too boo |
| My man! I'm right there with you 🫡 let us continue to rise!! |
| Hi (🌈 ber noises) |
| World ends, it’s only up from there. |
| Meth. Meth is always an option. |
| Yes |
| Trump could host a gun burning party like the Nazis did for books, and they'd so proudly line up and dump their sizeable armory onto the fire |
| Cut out the last part and you have the required alarmist sentiment |
| Why not let is grow tax free? |
| Am I on crazy pills? The President of the United States of America is talking about taking territory from a loyal NATO ally, like it or not, by force if necessary, and the people in his administration are supportive of this. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? |
| The fact that you think any major country needs to lay its hands on the US Army to let the US know it’s place. |
| Europoors using their poorness to keep the US away |
| Well Russia definitely isn't happy about US being so close to EU, you can tell because the conservative subs are actually against something the orange man does for a change (those subs are full of Russian bots & foreign actors).\n \nSo yea, really wondering who the fuck is actually pushing for this dumb shit. |
| US is cooked, Europe is cooked, Russia is cooked, Iran is cooked, Africa is always cooked, Latin America is cooking (meth)..\n\nNot many options left. |
| Can see why you'd say that, but this time unless he tacos there's really not much choice but to tariff back at the least. Not that I expect the orange cunt to really care |
| Why are you talking about $200k like it’s $20m? |
| So....... calls on Defense stocks? |
| 😂 |
| Comments like this all but guarantee $700 |
| Ah, the rota fortuna is so back! |
| This picture fits so much because this boy is the same age of actual WSB investors |
| Believe it or not. Calls or puts on Tuesday. |
| I think it’s the doom cycle. If AI succeeds, its main route to profitability is labor replacement. If it successfully replaces labor we have record unemployment and the economy crashes. If AI fails, the entire market is held up by it, so the economy crashes. I think what people are not taking into account is the middle case where it has middling success and slowly rises. In this middle case we still see some unemployment rise and stocks slightly underperforming the insane expectations, but not catastrophic crash like in the other 2 scenarios. |
| Puts |
| Labeling a city being nuked WW3 may have been the most unnecessary thing ever. |
| Better sell soon or share your loss porn |
| SLV calls are free money, bers hate money |
| I want it under $200 to buy leaps |
| Damn, 1 soldier for every 5 citizens is wild |
| Natures best alarm clock. |
| About 50/50 split at 30 and 38 |
| Bear market on Tuesday. All time high by eow |
| Soon you’ll be speculating what month this year the price of silver eclipses gold for the first time in human history! \n\n(This legitimately a common trope on the shillvers regarded meme subs) |
| Can’t they dump US treasury bonds |
| Perchance |
| Believe it or not calls |
| Would have been better with “Retard” instead of regard but nonetheless \n\nAlways upvoting a key and peele skit |
| Enough Brits to open a Pub |
| \*Tax deferred, not free. |
| Just for show. No country dares to shoot at the US army even in self defense. This is the might of the USA military. |
| That was NOT a fart |
| Aging is its own post nut clarity. |
| Whether the market is green or red, one thing is for certain\n\nThe US is absolutely cooked |
| Darnold throw ball . Be nice to Darnold |
| POET |
| Hope Ill be able to sell in time when market opens 🙏 |
| Never have |
| This is the way. A SEP too. Nice fellow self-employed regard. |