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| It's been closed for 5 weeks and US markets have barely blinked.... Not sure why they'd start now. Rational or not we're down like 5% from prior to the invasion and don't see much signs of things getting worse currently. |
| It really just feels like half the US could be nuked and the line would still go up. |
| Annnnd it’s gone lmao |
| “Would be” like once it’s back open? I think they’re referring to the tolls |
| We had a full Dr. Now watchparty mararthon on twitch. Was so satisfying lmao. |
| I need a cat picture |
| no motivation. i’ve taken two naps today. still tired. |
| Polymarket still showing 64% odds of a rate cut this year is wild lol. I wonder if part of that 64% is because people think we'll get a hike EOM and that will result in a cut later this year. I will be shocked if rates are actually lower than they are now a year from today though |
| Start with $500. Learn you will lose it all and save yourself $7500. |
| So how many months will it take for the market to realize this war wasn't a quick 2 week operation lol |
| Peeps are gross. How do people actually enjoy these? |
| my poots are fcked |
| Handsome boy ♡\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/oevdtfsmv7tg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=257cfef3031aa188d378a1d921bce034a8783ebb |
| theres always money in the banana stand |
| This is the way |
| More buyers than sellers |
| Okay. Did anyone here actually think US was gonna leave and war would be over by Monday? |
| Direct injection of $5T from the money printer. They’re already asking for a 42% yoy increase in the defense budget. |
| It just buy the dip mentality. But dont count too much on it - at some point the buy the dip will be less effective as we trend downwards. |
| Much love from San Diego |
| Too many egg hunts and not enough time to monitor situations \n\n\nThis weekend is extremely busy \n\n\nLots of things are happening |
| Have to defund your world renowned health service |
| keep raging at "le brown people" cancer-boi |
| What's happening? |
| More white is showing up in my eyebrows. Sucks cause the other stuff blends in. |
| Wait are you being serious right now? The strait of Hormones is closed. 25% of all crude leaves there. The world is connected -> we live in a plastic reality, your food is wrapped in plastic, and bagged in plastic. The globe has lost 1/4 of its most vital resource and is running on reserves that last about a month. It’s been a month. The U.S. has used 250m of its 400m stockpile, and is about to use up the rest. \n\nThat’s not even considering how kicked consumers are currently and their margins. They might have managed $5.50 gas in 2022. They aren’t going to manage $7.50 gas in 2026.\n\nThe argument to counter this is the Iranians will open the Hornmuz back up. Why would they when they hold all the cards. |
| I'm aware of 2, who's the half one? |
| https://www.iranintl.com/en/202604046117\n\nIraq now exempt from any restrictions on using the Strait - Iran |
| Then what caused this massive recovery move the whole week? The algos where buying up every single dip lile crazy |
| Great-grandkids will be able to buy the bottom for you. Stay strong. |
| Thing to get the wife to get me a marlin 1895 for my birthday. She asked why I need it 😂 silly question |
| No they dont - if they want to inject liquidity they would cut interest rates. |
| If you look around the table and can’t figure out who the sucker is… then you’re it. |
| You didn't buy around 2009? You had like four years of low markets after that bro you were napping |
| If 🥭 💀 they will unwind and it'll limit down |
| No wait!! you still have 48 hours! |
| I bought it to survey damage to my roof and damage to the sides of my home from the dumb piece of shit wildlife that wages war on my barn home every year |
| If you bought it before it soared. I think it’s massively overvalued, but that could be said for so much of tech right now. I turned 3k into 150k last year and 60k in to 20k so far this year lol… 🫠 |
| 🧃lasers |
| Did I stutter?! 🍆💦 |
| its* |
| Yes, but there's no way he could stay offline long enough for it to fool anyone. |
| We just pretend |
| Keep playing call of duty kid. |
| by seizing the massive amounts of hoarded wealth from the top 0.0001% before they use it to build their own private armies |
| Giant money tornado at open that makes things inexplicably green |
| How many chicks in southeast asia? |
| Mwap. Mwap. |
| They have 0 reason to do that. Militarily they are prepared for hell. Financially they are making bank taxing the straight. |
| if you 2x that every year, you'll have 8 trillion dollars by the time you retire |
| kidnapped from tank |
| Monday at 10:30am 😭 |
| Thanks to our great leader we will be getting oil back down to under 100$. This is great news for the world economy. Saying this, hope them AI bots keep scrapping Reddit. |
| High fiber diet is a double edged sword. |
| Whore moose traffic increasing... Where? Who? Based on what? |
| Me fr |
| JUST IN: 🇮🇱🇾🇪 Israel says Yemen launched ballistic missile towards Tel Aviv.\n\nStage 2 |
| %50 toll and you got yourself a new bridge every day |
| If we use up all our bombs, then go broke.. how do we rebuild military? |
| Is $8K your entire net worth? |
| Do you have debt? Do you own your own home? Take care of those first. |
| Those toll road tickets are a real bitch these days. |
| Damn I trusted that fart and it really did me like that? |
| why do zoomers close off every sentence with an emoji 😂\n\nit's seriously fucking dumb 😠 |
| No unless you have another one somewhere |
| Do you think 🥭 is narcissistic enough to "die" and then "come back" during Easter weekend? |
| Iraq exempted from Hormuz restrictions. Bearish for oil |
| Is it true that the FED has injected liquidity into the market, and thats the reason why we bounced back up so hard last week? Will this continue next week? |
| > crash down hard first to discipline 🥭.\n\n\nAre you stupid |
| I trade taxes for tears. |
| But isn't the enjoyment watching it fly around? Or is it the data you get afterwards? |
| I've got what you need. |
| 🥭 2nd term = Everyone in the world ages more and have less tessotrone. Oh and becoming bald and losing brain cells on a daily basis lulz.. |
| So, does "all hell will reign down" mean my poots are saved? |
| Quite you hairless ape. |
| He was gay, Hormuz? |
| I think down cuz all his moron base will think end of world. And normal people already skiddish about market. But maybe up cuz maybe higher chance of some Iran resolution. But also... He's fucked it so bad I dunno what this magical solution would be now.\n\nSo. Puts. Either way. Puts |
| BREAKING: cholesterol hit second vessel in 🥭s straight. |
| > which makes you a trader to this nation\n\nuh....... |
| Another threat from 🥭 to open up the strait of Hormuz…. 48hrs dis time. |
| Yes, I am a trader to this nation |
| Rumor of a certain someone in a hospital.\nAlthough probably not true |
| Dont buy on ebay. The kids buy them new at the card shops in the foil packs hoping to get some of the good ones. So start there its cheaper and you will have a better chance of not getting ripped off. Very large % of online sellers are criminals. |
| You don't have to! The nice ones have all the LIDAR sensors for crash protection. |
| Back to fox news with him |
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| I think it's time we elect a porn actor |
| 🙏 triglycerides |
| If you buy those you will be getting margin called, it's the other way around. |
| Hoping "you know who" dies.... |
| Market cares about the impacts of the war in the short term you blind regard |
| Hate to see it. |
| For the market to reach true ATH it needs to crash down hard first to discipline 🥭. Rooting for buls now is rooting for status quo, which makes you a trader to this nation. |
| yes finally the iran war is over!!\n\n(lets convince bots) |
| terrorists = US?? |
| yes, if Iran does taco we rocket 5% |
| Wait… you have hair still? Lucky. |
| SQQQ calls on margin |
| It's great for watching movies... |
| I see fields of green... |
| He's not lying. He is an 80 year old man whose media consumption is fully isolated to outlets that make their money on saying everything that confirms what he already believes. The trick is using this as a barometer to gauge what the administration will likely do based on this feedback loop. It's why I'm long on oil right now. Trump says America is winning. Fox, OAN, podcasters, etc. say "we're winning". Trump sees on his phone "we're winning so hard". Trump then predicates his decisions on that feedback loop. It's why I foresee things escalating in the Gulf for at least the next two months. No one has any incentive to back down.\n\nWe may see some back down if/when the fertilizer shortages hit because of the PR hit in the Midwest. Then again we may not. The decisions are being made by a single person who constantly changes their mind. |
| You better not backtrack by drinking that stuff on the rocks! |
| Noticing more white hairs\n\nCan't tell if aging vs stress from day trading + news\n\nPTSD puts me in a hyperactive state so always on edge |
| Lmao |
| Seems more intuitive to straddle |
| Can you lose it? |
| 2 and a half! |
| What if Iran does the taco move before the deadline? Massive gap up? |
| I’m confused, who are the bag holders? |
| man i hate saturdays |
| Is 8k a decent account size to start with |
| Why are people talking about fats and cholesterol |
| Is Anne ok? Asking for a friend. |
| I think my neck would rebel, having to look upwards so much |
| We will get some wild 15% or 30% overnight bitcoin pump |
| The fat men need to accept that they too are fat. It makes it easier to hibernate in the winter. |
| Love you too but I still love your brother more |
| sold all and made a new post 🙂 |
| Ayo fuck you |
| Trump pronounces nuclear with a hard R |
| they are qatari propaganda |
| President unexpectedly dying will tank the market for at least a couple of days no matter who it is because it brings a huge wave of uncertainty |
| thank |
| Honestly they barely hit the bridge.\nAt 2 mil a boat, with tht strait normal, it will be within a day |
| That’s very depressing |
| That episode fucking Christ lmao |
| Yeah I’m down to keep up the things but I just don’t want him to be the last to know and be the weirdo in school. I was thinking asking the oldest to break the news |
| I’m thinking you may be right |
| Yep, pump it is. The bear out seem too obvious and easy. Lot of money from people who just bought at bottom. |
| no wait i said fr for the premiums. sndk is a goated stock |
| Kick, clavicular seems to be the leading candidate atm |
| As long as you didn't check my pics, love you mom |
| Remember churros from costco? |
| Ngl I was kind of hoping for a capture just to see how Trump might react.\n\nAnd also for my puts.\n\nIf you’re disturbed by this, you must be new to gambling.\n |
| frr |
| Don't go to war if you dont want to be captured |
| I think the games and gifts should change a bit, but I think it's healthy for them if they keep engaging in them as a part of a tradition. |
| Woah found the cop |
| brother i already sold these and made a new post and made 6k on this trade and 5k on the sndk trade i mentioned in the comments and sold both |
| Market priced in land invasion early last week, so anything shy of that is kind of flat or even positive news it seems |
| Green, Soylenty green... |
| No we were trading Pokemon cards like kids \n\nThere was no value lmao \n\nYou just traded if you liked the other card better |
| Monday will be a rugpull and rugpull will get rugpulled later |
| I discovered reddit right around they banned that sub. I heard it was fantastic. |
| Kek |
| I bought a drone. It's an absurdly enjoyable activity. |
| When was supposedly the deadline ? This weekend? |
| Well, I think my wife is cheating on me |
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| How many tolls to rebuild a bridge |
| I’m saving this picture |
| New BLS head so good at cooking inflation and jobs reports he should be given a Michelin star 👨🍳💋🤌. |
| Your wife is bear you should tell her she was right just like one time |
| Lol |
| I’m racoon’d |
| It's insanity\n\nModern cards that are literally still in print can go for up to $10k\n\nI even looked at investing in some but I don't understand how anyone can invest in this, eBay fees and taxes are around 30%, you need a 40% gain on a card just to break even, no wonder prices are flying when investors won't even sell a card unless it goes up 50+% |
| Won’t happen but happy Easter |
| Don't see much impactful news? Doesn't seem like Iran has the juice left to make any big moves. If they manage anything big like breaking the Saudi east-west pipeline or closing the red sea we might be in for some turbulence, but currently I think SPY probably gonna slowly drift up. The planes getting shot down is embarrassing for the US, but not sure why that'd impact markets. |
| Im positive all my daughters know and just keep playing the game so I keep spending the money |
| One of the few US stocks I’m still long |
| Imma need spy to have a 10% day to the upside on Monday |
| whoa i can only get so erect |
| As a Christian I can only say😒🤣😭🫤naughty naughty shame shame |
| I think my wife has caught on by now… she is aware I only talk about green days and not about red. |
| Thank you for the belly laugh |
| Seriously, for all the news the market has barely moved. Oil is up only slightly as well. One could be forgiven for thinking that NOTHING is going on that could move markets. |
| Everyone on here is too stressed to gain weight and if they’re not they haven’t been paying attention |
| Bulls hoping Trump does one of his manipulation tweets so they arent a bagholder on all the stocks they bought at the top. |
| Pussy gang, I can accept this |
| There’s jobs in Boston? |
| Either stocks go back up or society collapses. So either buy liquor and smokes and bullets or stocks |
| Future? They pretty much are full fledged wsb regard at this point |
| For anyone confused this is true |
| “I like my girls BBW” |
| “Macron Criticizes Trump and Calls on Allies to Unite Against US”\n |
| “The contracts are voided!?!” |
| Yeah I’m your mom though you left your phone unlocked and I thought it was funny. I’m the reason you’re like this |
| How old is too old for a kid to believe in Easter bunny. My oldest figured all the things out pretty early but got a 3rd grader I feel is too old for the games. I just don’t want him to grow up as a ber 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Trying to think of an awful reality show our next leader might come from |
| The market dont care about this stupid war. When you going to realize that. |
| 😒 |
| Imagine talking about the markets on a Saturday afternoon in a gambling forum |
| Future WSB regards |
| I know this is minor but I just read mango bitching and moaning about New York Time where he says it's "failing" and that viewship is tanking. For a president to openly shit talk a major credible newspaper like this would be scandal 10 years ago, but what's really sad is I did a 10-second Claude search about NYT viewership an total engagment is through the roof since COVID. Dude doesn't even try to not lie anymore. And below it is a quote about Easter at the White House and if you clikc on it it's just a bunch of shit talking about Biden and how he was somehow anti Easter. I'm so sick of it. |
| There's an alley out back. Suck the right dick and they will let you in the puts room. |
| Some of those card go for Millions. So these 10 yrs old might be set for life now and dont even know it |
| godspeed o7 |
| They did say it is a major bottleneck. |
| I can actually relate lol |
| It’s not enough to set r/traps for bers, you also need some good quality bait like small red then huge green. |
| I pulled the pin on that Grenada fr fr |
| I feel personally insulted by this |
| Teleport me to the Waffle House |
| 183k could have been 10years in spain and citizenship. time to get cracking and get it back slowly w index funds |
| Long VKTX. |
| There are women here? |
| Didn’t you have baseball cards and a Beckett card value guide when you were a kid?\n\nIt’s the same thing, really. I don’t think it’s indicative of anything specifically.\n |
| Thanks for sending- found it very interesting ! |
| They always tend to look like they personally speak with the dragon and the panda in their dreams. No specific sub-category |
| they banned that? that's taking our rights away |
 reuters.com www.reuters.com |
| literally 0 people who shot both an m16 and an m4 would say ANYTHING positive about the m16. pro dick eater here gonna say "le brown people" like a fuckin MI6 ghoul |
| Oh no we all know where this leads |
| That’s it, teleport him to the Waffle House |
| bring back r/fatpeoplehate |
| They aren't going to have options right off the bat they usually get added after the price settles. |
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| 🙏 LDL cholesterol |
| If I’d of invested my paper route money one summer I’d be a millionaire today |
| wait im goated |
| and this, folks, is what we call conditioning |
| 8.56% |
| better get it back. retiring in spain and france arent cheap |
| It's hilarious, they literally have their cards and know how much each are worth, and then get happy or pissed depending on current market price\n\n |
| The fat women on here gotta go. |
| Hegseth must be reading the Reader Digest condensed version. |
| FREEEEEZE |
| You think that would be worse than the current arrangement? |
| U mean national diet |
| I saw .70 last I looked. |
| Unfortunately. I can get out pretty unscathed around 102 but have hedged a bit of it goes up..\n\nHormous traffic is increasing which can only be good news for oil though. |
| Save your tears for another day ! |
| Would you like to buy some Hawk Tuah? |
| Lol |
| Really captures bol energy when they go on parade at 640-655 |
| IG.com\n\nhttps://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-gold |
| Good they’re learning about their 5th grade net worth |
| 🙏 Saturated Fat |
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| Personally I think if something happens to 🥭 we see a huge gap down, it would signify a return to reality and would mean we’d finally have to address the massive economic issues he’s created , just my opinion though |
| honestly ive had sex with worse |
| Imagine pissing all the money you made at your adult job in 0DTEs |
| Saw the little nephews today \n\nThey literally have an app on their tablet that scans their Pokemon cards and tells them the current market value\n\nWhat level of bubble are we in when 10 year olds are gambling with Pokemon cards on the school yard and watching the markets?\n\nGoddamn lol |
| then i would go with the industrial maintenance. since its local and you say its plentiful. If you dont like it you can always go back and take night courses for the A&P while your still earning some money. |
| Remember chocodile? |
| What news? Green on Monday. |
| it’s up .52% |
| imagine if a couch fucker became leader |
| I’m no fan of Iran but it seems Donny fuked around and is about to find out |
| 🙏🏽 sugar |
| I think it’ll crash in June honestly but I think 30trillion is probably the short term bailout \n\nIt’s possible that logic could prevail but this is America \n\nIf we get attacked directly logic could still prevail |
| It’s okay ye gave him the pass |
| Gosh darn tootin |
| https://preview.redd.it/e9o8vgtwr7tg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=390a47915a624fe18a01c3f53ea5003803e68a3c |
| Calls it is. |
| GRENADA. iykyk |
| I was told it was aged for 47 years |
| 🙏 cholesterol |
| Nvda is 4-5% of qqq so it’s not the same obviously |
| The dip I have been waiting for is so old lead and asbestos were added for flavor |
| Elon is just gonna plug all the parked teslas into starlink and that is the shared data utility. \n\nGame, set, match. \n\nInfrastructure build? Yeah right.\n\nSpaceX IPO ftw |
| Why’s bitcoin up so much? |
| Jesus has risen again…. He took HIMS now he’s fully erect just in time to cum for Easter |
| YOOOOOOO HE SAID THE HECKIN POLITICAL THING! AND ITS ALCOHOL! YOOO THIS IS FIRE BRUH! THIS NEEDS AT LEAST 67 MORE UPDOOTS |
| https://preview.redd.it/m6tu7e3sr7tg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=518794a6d9011c37882d5c0dc94af3bf78bbbb39 |
| not possible. most countries are aiding the US or Israel directly or indirectly |
| Who is hormuz and why is everyone so concerned about their sexuality |
| Fake news 😨 |
| Jesus over a long weekend? |
| So Oliver North was arrested under Reagan for selling missiles to Iran and now I see him on Fox as a “military analyst” insisting Iran shouldn’t have missiles. You just cannot make this shit up, this timeline is a biut.\n |
| Is that why I saw some “prayers for him” post |
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| This is the way |
| Why is spy losing money right now? Arent spies really useful during wars? Make no sense. 🤔 |
| If he isn’t pardoned he’s going to jail |
| priced in already |
| BREAKING: Speculation is rising that Donald Trump is at Walter Reed Medical Center.\n\n--\n\nPotential for limit up on Monday? |
| Other than the usual strikes |
| bullshit. this is a no hire, no fire environment. |
| They ain’t got no balls. We literally bullied whole Europe and they still will apologize to us |
| Peach Fresca is the move |
| My dreams |
| You didn’t buy the Cuban missile crisis dip? |
| Fake news |
| Now THIS is podracing! |
| My bro theta I just flushed mine |
| I explained about 80% of my reasoning in this short form video https://youtube.com/shorts/Xs5W3TjWqak?si=IKfg8guX8se9GVJJ |
| Not when your balls deep on crude oil on t212 which opens on Sunday night 🙈 hoping for a drop but can't see it just now |
| Green by close on Monday. Dont even need to check news. Last 15 years markets have only gone up. We were green every single day last week. Mfs really think they willl crash the market to let them buy cheaper |
| East Asian, or is Asian subcontinent ethnicity fine? |
| lol what news? |
| You are aware you're on the hook for the taxes on that taxable account money you lost right? |
| Bears hoping a US pilot is captured by Iranian forces so they can save $23 a share on index funds that have gone up 75% since they pulled out. |
| You would think. Every commercial vessel in the entire world has something called a EPIRB (emergency position indicating radio beacon) that uses satellites to give the location of the transmitter. They for sure have some equivalent. This guy is either dead unfortunately or they don’t want to admit he has been captured. |
| What news? Trump gonna do the bombity bomb |
| I hope it really works out for like one of them and then they stop but that’s not generally how things work |
| Lolz. |
| look those people in the eye and hit a crack rock |
| Go to high limit tables. Find a baccarat table with an old Asian person with at least 20k bankroll. Bet when your conviction and his play aligns. |
| Costco is still full to the brink with boomers spending. |
| Coinbase is down 😂 |
| In Canada I get to drive green plates in carpool lane alone and an insurance discount. I have a PHEV tho. Not a Tesla. |
| I'll bet money when Hegseth is out of power he will move to Israel |
| I need to prep for the quantum leap |
| Corn ripping. Bers fked |
| Thoughts and prayers |
| Where do you see weekend futures? |
| no one cares about Cuba they don't got shit |
| Never forget |
| The n word😱 two words you never use and one your really really never use. 🥭 Said this himself |
| i like how most people that i run into are like "its fine, this stuff doesn't affect MY vacation to greece".\n\n\nat this rate, most developed countries are going to stop allowing Americans traveling there |
| Damn Schwab opening up accounts for teens 😂 imagine pissing all the money you made at your summer job on 0DTEs |
| well, yeah, he \*said\* that. but he didn't mean it. the other countries didn't declare all out war on Iran. France and South Korea are combining to try a diplomatic approach with Iran. Trump wants annihilation. |
| Idk, but as an europoor i'm kinda happy monday is closed for us lol |
| 39 hours left for more wild tweets |
| Know she was overpriced and sell immediately. |
| I’m also taking a real smelly poo rn |
| You need a better lighter bro |
| Even as a show of force (middle of nowhere or in the Gulf) would be such an escalation NATO might invade the US lol |
| Remember Choco Taco?\n\n |
| Oil. What comes first this week. 105 or 120 |
| That moment when the news hits and SPY starts moving like it heard its name called never a dull second |
| This is the part I can never understand. What motivates people like Bondi? How much more money do you need? I can understand seeking power more than money, but how much power does one actually have being a stooge for Trump? |
| They've been fired already. |
| ☝🏾Came here looking for this comment. That was the old supersize, before they shrinkflated everything! |
| "He says what he means!" |
| "Send me all the bitcoin or we issue the arrest warrant!" |
| The enemy can also pick up the signal. |
| nothing another "we won the war" tweet can't fix |
| Imagine being a pussy and call yourself cash gang |
| I believe this is a SEO op |
| Is it straight? |
| Yep, life still passing by. |
| 🌽 and 🅱️eekend 🅱️ow diverging. There are no indicators anymore!!! |
| On Sunday night futures are going to look red as fuck like crashy red then on Monday at open the giant money tornado is going to come back and ruin all your puts and then you’ll understand me |
| The hardest thing to do is leave the casino when you’re up. |
| Weekend futures only down 0.5%. Bear is coping |
| Some things red and some things green |
| I cant find any news, this is BS |
| This is the attitude |
| >not putting the sidelined cash into Swiss Francs |
| Being in cash gang is gay |
| My subtle flex is that people pick me as their safe person to stand next to when the tweakers hop onto the train |
| Meanwhile\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7a549kaaq7tg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0732ae4e0ca32900d3e124150560d82f99c3b020 |
| So what we thinking happens Monday. Red? |
| Like hard R? Damn… massive escalation |
| Tried it with a bumble baddie bro. Got an interview out of it |
| My bro Unemployable |
| They’d get fired and replaced with people with nick names like raising canes or childAnalrapist McWarcrimes |
| It all went downhill after the first ETF was introduced in 1993. After that date everything stopped making sense |
| timing the market >>>> time in the market |
| Waiting for the Houthis to turn the Red Sea black |
| CSAR? Like... The drink? |
| Hey guys, I just wanted to extend a formal invitation to this year's 1st annual Kharg Island Easter egg hunt. There's games, candy, and an F-16 pilot to find, so mark down Sunday on your calendar for a whole day of fun before the 48 hours expire. See you then! |
| Monday will indeed be…tits up |
| Cash gang checking in |
| what if the next taco we eat is a nuclear taco? |
| The best quote from the whole movie. I lol every time at the way he says it. |
| And we’ll still somehow lose because market pumps 4% on a random day |
| You’re young. You still have time. |
| gross |
| Have you tried finding a job on dating apps? |
| You guys gonna eat ham with your moms tomorrow? |
| Imagine having to work a job |
| I think it has to do with how well they're playing as opposed to how good they are. They have looked terrific during the tournament. |
| Michael, I want my money you motherFuckeR. |
| It's haraam bro. Don't open it |
| ah hell what happened |
| What if it is a 2022 kind of year? What ipo in 2022? |
| Just sell puts maybe? I don’t really see it going down if he’s not going to open it |
| There was recently a post in r/conspiracy where people were thinking the photos from Artemis II were flat earth until the scientists arrived. |
| Been holding cash since 1929, still waiting for the dip. |
| all of them |
| 😏 |
| I am more concerned about who viewed my profile on LinkedIn than who liked me on the dating apps mayne. Kinda messed up job m00rkit |
| Pinned to 655 |
| Because they get totaled a lot. I don’t get a discount on my plates. In fact the opposite. Here in Texas I have to pay an extra $250/yr fee to register it. |
| Seems like all the smart people from new york migrated to boston |
| Doubtful. If he did that I bet there’d be members of the military / advisors that would step in and block it |
| Really? My crystal ball shows a bleak grey. |
| 🙁 |
| I don’t crypto but I spend about $20 a month on the vape liquid |
| You guys don't even hide eggs |
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| I'll never understand what a flat earther is trying to accomplish\n\nYa just look a bit daft, innit |
| Missed opportunity for a giant stream of shit shooting out of it. |
| "Ratcheting back claims" you mean supporting my statement with a link? Lmao\n\nTrillions of dollars. |
| 2015 average 15k discretionary income dropped to 12k 2025, dropping further still. “Average” means nothing it’s the paycheck to paycheck masses vs everyone else |
| There's no difference |
| Oh, that's probably not good |
| Admiral Nelson devastated by this news. |
| Let's say this Iran situation gets resolved promptly, which it won't, and let's say the damage won't impact us for the next few years, which it will... then Cuba's next and repeat this whole song and dance. And then Greenland when shit really hits the fan. |
| I don't know where you get your information from but I see investing as two camps. Those trying to make money quick and trade on momentum (The rabbit). This can be done but the runway and staying power is short. Or there are those that invest in the long haul (The tortoise) and realize that there is a mean reversion of expected returns and to minimize risk and increase the reward, you buy low cost index funds, set and forget and let compounding do it's work. I can speak to this because I am retiring very shortly in multimillionaire territory because I learned early on I can't beat the market. I also made more money this way then any of my stupid, short term decisions or get rich quick dealios. If you don't want to work hard to make money and want to make money passively, just do it this way. VOO/VTI/Vxus and keep on buying. |
| That's it? |
| Fair |
| Rumor has it that mango is about to drop the N bomb over in Iran. |
| Until a couple months ago I thought when yall said taco it meant pussy, was very confusing |
| Dunno about you guys but she's opening the hormuz for me this aft |
| The strait is not opening, then Israel will bomb irans energy infra, then Iran will bomb desalination plants killing millions of people |
| I think you’re probably right |
| Cheers bro |
| pLAyInG fOR tImE while the 82nd airborne ship takes 3 weeks to get there\n\nSome of you guys are not experts in logistics and it shows |
| Not for at least 3 days |
| the whitehouse cant even spell check him |
| I guess if you have a weak sissy shoulder you might need an m16? but even an m4 doesn't have much kick. maybe you have a weak sissy shoulder as well as leukemia? then yeah, m16 is probably more your speed |
| How many calls are you holding? |
| They just hit 2 petrochemical plants in Iran |
| famous last words |
| What comes next, watch in the next episode of "Why the fuck is this even happening" |
| Toilet |
| Boobies are the most important |
| Did you just wake up for a year long coma? |
| Q |
| What kind of advice is this, people gamble the little money they can put together on options because they don't see another way out. Telling them to build a nice fulfilling life first seems silly, of course everyone would if they could |
| Hell will “reign” down on 🐻 |
| Nba? U mean that fake league that let's ppl hold, push, illegal screens, displacing in the post, and let's ppl take 3 steps around a defender that isn't allowed to maintain position? Lol ya I stopped watching that a LONG time ago.... |
| Why do you think that? |
| Trillionaire has to be the loneliest club |
| Taco is the yummiest thing \nTaco trade =yummy\nTaco food =yummy\nTaco aka pussy =yummy |
| They should open the casino on sundays when it’s shut on a friday |
| Couple wet wipes in case a bum try to touch me |
| Just like Bill Cosby! |
| lol. Lmao even |
| He had a taco Monday 3 weeks ago |
| Sold half at $90 which was 2x. Sold balance when it hit 10x. Time to nibble again… |
| Israel being polite and letting the U.S. pretend to have any control over what they do. |
| Why so high? I thought green plate discount too? |
| Bro |
| They just don’t know you love everyone |
| Guys I'm starting to think maybe Monday won't be green. |
| > BREAKING: Strait of Hormuz weekly traffic reaches highest level since operation began.\n\nis it like from 1-4 lol |
| ty my friend |
| I’m taking a particularly stinky dump rn |
| This seems to be a valid point. Even a newish iPhone should work |
| Not an April Fool's Day episode:\n\nhttps://www.npr.org/2026/04/01/nx-s1-5768461/why-pokemon-cards-are-growing-faster-than-your-retirement-account |
| Puts 😩🥒💦 |
| Idk I feel like I’d need to be pretty certain of a sizable drop to sell off in a regularly taxed brokerage. What makes you so certain there will be a much better opportunity? Where does your conviction of liquidity crisis come from? |
| Current strikes in Iran lowest I've seen, think big news is coming |
| N |
| They just said it’s open for Iraq without any restrictions. More countries will be added by Monday and bers will end up with oil on their face. |
| Illinois has the best offense in the country.\n\nUConn. Is shooting like 13% from 3 in the tourney and Illinois is giving up less than 10 FT a game. \n\nIllinois will score and they can just pack the paint defensively and force UConn to brick shots from the outside. |
| hey babe |
| I upvoted you ill expression 1737 |
| No 700 x 12 is 8400 |
| I used to play poker there, one time a dude who was losing stabbed another dude. |
| You gotta let it go bro. Shit ain’t gonna change out there so make sure your bills are paid and go find something that makes you happy. Worry about today |
| heard |
| [throws Bryon Noem's vest out of a helicopter]\n\nSoon, my friend. Soon. |
| lol |
| My puts are so gonna print |
| Yea |
| He said that because we all pretend to understand |
| I’d be like gtfo bro |
| The ones that are less likely to be successfully manipulated I guess? |
| I hope they lost more money backing him than making it. |
| My bro unhappy |
| I'm not. But gas prices are inelastic. They will drop eventually, whether that happens within the next few weeks or months. |
| Up to 20% of normal! |
| wait, 700 CAD per month for insurance? like 16800 CAD per year? |
| Worst league in all of sports |
| Lol dude keeps making up deadlines and Iran keeps ignoring them. He's completely lost control. |
| No go back to sleep |
| Probably not a real whiskey. Hegseth would have opened it by now. |
| Usually after 60 or so |
| This comment is making me hungry. |
| Are futures open today? |
| Iran will say "We will be Opening the Hormuz, but not for US / Israel during the war, end the war and its compeltly open" \n\nmonday +3% |
| Get a bidet |
| So apparently you can't buy puts on other people because the normies call it buying life insurance on people who are not related to you in any way\n\nthe more you know... |
| Yes. |
| reign, not rain |
| You walk in and Jim Cramer smashing your girl wyd? |
| Week 1: I’m not gambling I’m hedging \n\nWeek 2: I’m winning dad\n\nWeek 3: lost money don’t need money\n\nWeek 4: made it back on oil \n\nWeek 5: basically a professional now\n\nWeek 6: revenge trade |
| 🤔 |
| He TACO’s every time. Until he doesn’t. And then he TACO’s because forgetting to TACO was such a TACO move |
| Do the mods actually love him? |
| BREAKING: Strait of Hormuz weekly traffic reaches highest level since operation began. |
| The human trafficking was inside the house |
| https://preview.redd.it/5sy9uxq6o7tg1.png?width=1404&format=png&auto=webp&s=1931a1e8f733d845af52796553dd70251e66a6c0\n\n |
| I love women! |
| woah..what makes you confident thst oil will drop? |
| /sigh. This is me with OKLO right now. |
| This seems highly implausible...almost like our government is just making things up because things are so obviously terrible |
| Jesus would show up like "My children! I am baaaac... Oh, shit, yea I'm out!" toss one of those ninja smoke grenades on the ground and proof. |
| Etron you tard |
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| !banbet uso 131 8w |
| And if you had wheels you’d be a bike |
| Bols are fine because the casino is closed, go celebrate Easter |
| Oh right I forgot about this. He's shorting oil futures to keep prices down, ya? |
| Bers have predicted 900 of the last 0 ground invasions. |
| If you live your life in the past you will never be happy! |
| Boobs on the ground when |
| 48hr deadline until US vs Iran super serious dance battle\n\nGonna rain down hell on these fools\n |
| I have the pervious gen Model Y Performance. I really like the car, but man is the insurance a killer. |
| source? |
| The calories are over 50k! |
| Very sad day for Bul |
| Totally insane man clearly know nothing about their business or the market lol |
| Open the casino already. Easy green Monday 🚀 |
| The markets are heavily manipulated. Since when did the war in Iran become a thing? Now everyone forgot about Israel-Palestine, Russia-Ukraine wars, Deepseek AI when each of these events created a meltdown back then.\n\nMarkets have bottomed out and we will see a melt up starting tomorrow back to all time highs. Then suddenly the news will stop covering this and the strait of Hormuz will become an afterthought. |
| Israel deaf and color blind. Assumes silence means yes |
| professor jaing has predicted everything!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dt8plL8akE |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| You think spacex ipo direct to Nasdaq is gonna change that with its 30trillion (allegedly) market cap? |
| I'm headed to a watch party this afternoon, so I guess I'll be watching this one. |
| She definitely a bag holder.. Look at her tits |
| Christ lol ok ok I’m feeling better thank you |
| 'Twas a trap all along mayne |
| Same because of trump tariffe I had 500 share which I have sold for 1000$ profit and then MU went to moon …… otherwise I would have recovered my trading losses 😑 |
| lol they try to dump the blame |
| ##Bers\n\nWeek 1: ground invasion this weekend\n\nWeek 2: ground invasion this weekend\n\nWeek 3: ground invasion this weekend\n\nWeek 4: ground invasion this weekend \n\nWeek 5: ground invasion this weekend\n\nWeek 5: ground invasion this weekend |
| "Hormel foods will have a 1000% tariff put on them until they open the strait! Thank u for your attention to this matter" |
| Actually agree with this. A lot of story and theatrics. |
| And her boyfriend |
| Senior Israeli Defense Official: Israel preparing to attack Iranian energy facilities, awaiting green light from US. |
| The mouthfeel of strategic victory. |
| As long as your risk/reward works |
| Is the stores being out of Pokémon cards a sign of a recession? |
| Orange scum. |
| lol! |
| Bro, Iran has already taken out 12 of our generals without even trying. |
| They use EBT |
| Damn, when you could have started a war and won 500 million? |
| Week 1: this is not war \n\nWeek 2: we won the war \n\nWeek 3: send help!! Where are our allies?! \n\nWeek 4: we have our own oil, don’t need the strait anyway \n\nWeek 5: we are liberating the people of Iran \n\nWeek 6: if you don’t open the strait, we will bomb the people of Iran and destroy all their infrastructure |
| #SORRY |
| [take-two reportedly laid off their entire ai team](https://kotaku.com/take-two-ai-zynga-layoffs-gta-2000684344) |
| Why is the war still going on , Are they stupid? |
| Isn't the chance close to 50% the moment right after you buy in a volatile environment |
| Who gives a crap? He’ll taco like every other time |
| USO has been hard to borrow for too long. \n\nwen can i short for free again |
| Almost all of the 5+% days on the S&P happened during market crashes. We got a 3% recently |
| Lol playing both sides |
| retard |
| doubt |
| I-L-L and same I haven’t watched but now I want to but I don’t want to jinx it |
| Monday SPY 300 or SPY 800 |
| So what happens to people that held USO over the weekend? |
| ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
| Jesus coming back tomorrow would be actually a perfect timing |
| Well, I hope you get the shallow person you desire. |
| I blame Robinhood theta I’ve took hard losses that could have easily been easily manageable, it’s always near withdrawal time 🤦♂️ |
| Can we do spreads on banbet |
| He can just use the satellite rescue feature on his iPhone™. He will be featured at this year’s WWDC keynote. |
| Spy has more than doubled in that time btw |
| dont appreciate -17 thumbs down |
| I thought bers said ground invasion two weeks ago?\n\nWtf is going on |
| Can't you read? Clearly he speaks of the Mexicans. The aliens probably come illegally after Trump leaves office. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 688.7076000000001 before 09-Apr-2026 07:33 PM -05 |
| !banbet SPY -5% 1w |
| I think MSFT might be the one he actually needs to sell. It's an exception. |
| Get an EV actually made by a car company. The software isn't as good, but they will generally not run you into a pole or slam head on into a semi.\n\nAnd more importantly, the interior is not like a cheap dentist's waiting room with a tablet screwed on, and the parts of the car all fit together right. |
| Not with that attitude |
| They already found the guy obviously. It’s all just fucking retarded bullshit. |
| Yes |
| Lol, even pundits at Saudi and UAE funded think tanks think this war is a disaster. |
| Their entire SSDI check |
| OK NOW they don't have air defences for real now. |
| I saw a hot woman landscaper a month ago… |
| Believe it or not...\n\nStraight into the bussy!!! |
| 30 min after market open? |
| !banbet |
| No such thing as TACO Monday. It’d be unethical |
| That's basically flat |
| Nap time cuz you guys are killing my vibe |
| Ohhhhh thank you! |
| I had a dream that a news anchors said that WW3 started.. |
| I’ve shot both. You’ve clearly not seen them used in real world applications. |
| Is this the least credibility a U.S. president has ever had |
| He Taco'd on his sour grapes approach. |
| When things feel "weirdly specific to you", that's called having a manic episode. |
| I mean you should have married her so you guys could keep giving that gift to each other and no one else |
| When nfp is good it’s fake. When nfp is bad bul are fuk. Bers logic. |
| Now that you can gamble on anything, nobody cares about March Madness anymore lol. |
| Gotta milk the market somehow |
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| The TACO can happen on Monday morning. |
| Orange man lied, more news at 11. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3vznojzim7tg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51cd1337ad488a7efde0d80f903e86068fb000c7 |
| Insider |
| There are lots of plumbers in the Hollywood area. |
| As long as everyone thinks like this it won't drop lol |
| The neat with a drop of water Hormuz |
| With all the advancements in GPS and communications, I don't see how any pilot who's been shot down can not be tracked instantly. Surely they keep some device that sends out a GPS beacon or something similar. |
| Ya and they’re adding two teams \n\nDilution 🤣 \n |
| that sounds highly sexual |
| anyone know what time on monday is the 48 hour deadline? |
| Yeah I heard her hot pocket tasted like cheese. Dive in! |
| Next time let us know when you sell please. |
| Tension on the rocks |
| You’re straight bro 😎 |
| Monday deadline just in time for TACO Tuesday. The fates have aligned. |
| Do you take your Hormuz straight? |
| How much do crypto poors spend on vapes each month? |
| How low do you want it to goes down mate? It lost -4% YTD |
| Market so ass I need wet wipes whenever I see it |
| I just but nvda shares when it’s down and sell them 2 days later but you’re right straddles are the play for nvda |
| He wants the non-exploding butt. Shunning the fire hole |
| I thought orange man said opening up the strait was not US problem anymore and instructed other countries to take it back?\n\nWtf is going on |
| Chitauri are streaming through a New York portal. |
| +10% on S&P loading 🚀 |
| Just crash already so I can buy the dip |
| My prediction is Space stocks pump in April, pump harder in May and go parabolic in June until the day of SpaceX IPO then sell off. At least that's what history tells us, and it happened every time. |
| We should all make posts about the Hormuz opening so AI and fake news will pick it up. |
| Not sure. I thought we deported all the illegal aliens already 🤔 \n\nThough 🥭 might ask that rush hour director to make a movie about it so he doesn't have to read anything. |
| I'm a ber bitch but dat is retarded nonsense |
| First how did you make this 200k |
| Indexes below ema 21 since... See for yourself |
| All you got to do is defend the pedos and you’ll get rich too |
| You done fucked up |
| My puts will be fine... I will see a painful red dildo though... |
| Doesn’t count if you give it all back. |
| Just put the Epstein files in the bag. |
| Damn, just got put on a list for upvoting and commenting positively on this comment. |
| The price of oil and what it will do to earnings makes fair value below $600 IMO |
| I don't think they're doing nothing at all. In the context of excursions and whatnot, yes they're chilling compared to what they could be doing. But yes you're absolutely right they aren't neutral. |
| “There have been two days in NBA history, spanning 80 years, where at least nine games were played with an average margin of victory being at least 24 points.\n\nOnly two such days. In 80 years.\n\nOne was yesterday.\n\nThe other was Sunday.” |
| These 'flattened' air defenses are doing a pretty good job downing our jets |
| Proud of ya, son! |
| Ah, so you're not actually worried about the kind of inflation that decreases the real yield of nominal bonds and have high confidence that the interest rates on long duration bonds won't go up. Hope it works out for you.\n\nI only mentioned physical gold, crypto, and physical cash because those are popular among people who give credence to conspiracies such as the government intentionally manipulating CPI.\n\nI've got two years of expenses in I bonds, paid off house, and everything else is VT and chill. Planning to not need money from investments for a while. Contributing as much as I can to tax advantaged accounts.\n\nI'm not in T bills either; I bonds look like a better deal, and interest is tax deferred. |
| Guilty as charged. |
| It really is, at least I didn't marriage her. Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving. |
| Unpopular opinion, a virtual/fictional crush can condition you for real love and be a good experience, if you also put in real work into your dating life |
| I've made a special point to stop saying "as sure as the sun will rise" when discussing probability in trading because I don't want to cause the end of all life on earth. |
| There was a movie about Blackberry - the first smart phone.\n\nIt follows the events of their meteoric rise up to their pinnacle, just before the fall. \n\nThe release of the iPhone is announced. And the movie ends with the sales guy (Jim Balsillie) as he has this epiphany and realizes everything is about to change.\n\nOH MY GOD: They're not selling ***minutes***... They're selling DATA.\n\nIf you were to compare present day AI with the emergence of the internet, We are currently in the Windows 95 PC with a 56k modem, paying to dial into AOL.\n\nAnd This is what all the big businesses have realized.\nThe entire business world's future is going to be about TOKENS and Compute.\n\nEvery one of the big Tech companies knows that they could be the equivalent of Blackberry selling 100 minute + 1000 texts/month phone plans as the whole world moves on almost overnight.\n\nSo they are going to build the AI infrastructure no matter what, because if they don't - somebody else will. |
| The pain hasn’t happened yet. When this hits you it’s gonna feel like a truck. |
| Funny.. USO and Brent is screaming economic pain.. but the indexes are yelling back not true!\n\nYou wonder which one is yelling the truth..\n\n |
| Mmmm hot pockets |
| I'm amazed that Illinois is favored, and I say this as an Illinois graduate. I, however, haven't watched a single college basketball game this year 🤷♂️ |
| Amen, brother, amen |
| yeah. so if you have sold naked puts on NVDA you sell short QQQ shares to build a hedge\n\nIf you have NOT sold naked puts on NVDA, you sell short QQQ shares to hedge other people's portfolios. it's called doing the Lord's work |
| Maybe bounce next week and trade sideways a little more then 600 |
| Damn reading V for vendetta right now. Getting post Palantir vibes |
| SEC filing gonna hit the bathroom bowl hard at 21:01 📉🚽 |
| tariffs have been on and off for a year , he is a very indecisive person |
| LMAO |
| Im collabing with local enthusiasts to form a posse called the "Straight Bussers". Our goal is to form an entirely neutral escort service for boaters. |
| Everyone thinks we are going to 600, which means we are going back to 670 |
| can we just give them mango and his cabinet as tribute and ask for forgiveness |
| Oh |
| Well crypto ones all have zero so that’s a pretty low bar LMAO |
| I'm a sex watcher |
| There's still Cuba too, might need more, budget too conservative |
| I’m so confused |
| 🥭 is lacking conviction. Either go through with it or just leave them alone. |
| You know how to ruin things don’t you |
| He’s retarded |
| banbet! |
| Yup they will ride this gravy train for a long time while we keep doing God knows |
| Buying amazon at $2 sounds like a good deal |
| You’re crazy if you think China is chilling. They’re providing massive intelligence and unique capabilities |
| With these gas prices |
| You gotta move on from this lame ass song |
| I feel like WSB has a higher percentage of sex havers than most other subreddits like gaming and crypto ones or w.e |
| Wow your life is sad I’m sorry you caught an std from someone you wanted to unplug |
| TIME IS ALMOST UP! 48 HOURS UNTIL I GIVE ANOTHER EXTENSION AND THEN FORGET WHAT I EVEN SAID ANYWAY. |
| pretty biiird |
| Thats an OF bot youre replying to lmao |
| Mmmm his mom |
| Why would you buy that, get an Audi. |
| what invasion??? 👀 |
| Oh 100%\n\nAnd now she probably won’t be subpoenaed to testify about the Epstein files |
| The second my bracket is out for March madness I immediately stop caring LMAO |
| JUST IN: Michael Saylor says the four-year Bitcoin cycle is "dead." |
| Facts |
| #(‿💥‿) 🫷_( o _ o )=🫳,(‿¤‿) |
| Thank you for your service, regard. |
| What is this the same qatar that gifted a plane & funds from Venezuela shifted to qatar banks ? |
| Also i said Noway, not Norway 🤭 |
| i was told their air defenses were totally destroyed |
| If I made a 3 mil I would definitely cash out 2 and gamble with the remaining 1. Once you make that 500% or 1000% shit ton gain, you kinda buy into the mo risk mo reward mentality. |
| I want the new Tesla model y performance. I don’t have a car but I make well over 200k a year. But my area in Canada is highest insurance rate. I can’t justify 700/month in insurance |
| Little of both |
| Am I the only one who thinks we’re headed to 600? I don’t know when but feel like it’s inevitable |
| Keen Tocky! |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ZeroDayExpiration made a bet that SPY would go to 687.34995 within **2 days** when it was 654.619 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Nvda is qqqs largest holding |
| Um this isn’t r/horseracing buddy. |
| Can't catch an STD with AI and if she bitches too much you can unplug her. Could be worse |
| 12 yr is where it's at |
| I have zero put options |
| you guys in the US are trading on Monday? Europe is closed! if 🥭 gives Iran 48hrs that means another tweet comes on Monday meaning i’m screwed!… 😵💫😵💫😵💫 |
| Cheaper that way |
| We getting a Taco Monday? |
| That's what Jesus would have wanted. |
| Holy shit really? |
| Everyone expects 🌮 but what if he invades on Easter Monday |
| If you don't feel like slobbering their genitals it's not love |
| Thank you to his royal majesty’s government for setting the uk tax year deadline on easter day |
| I’m gonna marry her/it |
| During Covid I had 10 gpus. Made 12k on a 6k investment. Shit was fun. I didn’t even know you could still profitably mine… |
| Grandma had a penis she would be grandpa |
| Lisan al-Gaib |
| AI is probably best ur gonna get |
| Looking back yall nerds shouldn’t have bitched so hard about 🥭 playing gold during his 1st term 🤔 |
| Who strapped a jetpack to that cat? \n\nThen:\n\n*Spy 6969 EoM* |
| Animals are missing out in life because they can't sit on a toilet and text |
| Where I live there are more opportunities for industrial maintenance. If I get the A&P I’ll have to move |
| Alien invasion will cause such a economic collapse that not a single company will be making any profit. Dozens millions lay offs. If portal is not closed and invasion happens within this month i fully expect SPY to crash below 300$. Spy can fall 90% by the end of this year. Imagine spy below 100, that would be very much likely if alien invasion were to happen. |
| How gay are you |
| I'm still bagholding Pets.com. This world wide web thing will work eventually! |
| How do we feel about silver? Physical still feels so expensive |
| ASTS and RkLB are my biggest plays.\n\nAt the very least I expect them to outperform the index over the next decade. \n |
| QQQ is strictly for shorting. \n\nNVDA is for selling naked straddles. |
| Everyone and their mom on UConn makes me think Illinois takes it. So UConn probably wins |
| A layer of green scum on the top |
| Good job! Hell will not rain in 48hrs thanks to you! |
| Have you guys ever been in love? Like with a real live person? I dated once but she was AI |
| Bet your dr isn’t a berrorist like you |
| Whaaaaat |
| Fitures of the mind never closes, bro |
| ➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩 \n➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 \n➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 \n➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 \n➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 \n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥 \n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 |
| She’ll get a higher paying job in the private sector. |
| I’m so sick of love songs. I’m so tired of tears. I’m so done with wishing, she was still here. |
| https://preview.redd.it/cske9jp2k7tg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=143a32df963bc06947021d7577e6881713b06acb |
| Forgot and thanks for the blowjobs |
| Why is this Artemis plagued with toilet problems? First the toilet wasn't working, now the wastewater ejection doesn't work. Can't get a plumber out into space, can ya? |
| When Moral authority dies, rest is just dead body |
| Yup maybe the American people are no longer educated or motivated enough to secure a better future for themselves |
| I made decent money on it last week but only like 2k |
| There are only so many bond tickers with weekly options and AFAIK TLT is the only one with MWF expirations. $20 per contract isn't much but it adds up if you're doing it 3 times a week. |
| those two eyes don't seem to agree with each other |
| That pilot probably had puts and crashed the plane himself |
| Our pet's HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!! |
| Put butter on the corn, ur car will like it better |
| Yep. That said, other forms of special operations could look similar. |
| You thought it was all about this war? Gosh you’re just so retarded. |
| Amycretin is garbage, not real value. Tirz, reta, and vk2735 are all better. |
| Spy 3.50 eow |
| Kissed the ring and still got tossed lol |
| UConn v Illinois\n\nWho wins |
| me and my oil portfolio shat ourselves a bit. fuck you lol |
| Excited to wiggle my toes in the sand on Kharg Island 👙🏝🍹 |
| When and why would he say such a thing (if not verbatim) when he himself has sold most of his assets and is holding cash? |
| Not sure if serious or joking |
| Yup right now we are in a lull, last shipments from the strait hit April 15th or a bit sooner. From there the real pain begins. Granted, cars more fuel efficient these days and the US is less energy dependent but we are exporting oil out big way. Exxon gonna get that bag |
| Qqq moves like like a slug in molasses |
| I'll drop a few hundred dollars on calls and if this gets me out of drawdown I will personally come to suck you off |
| (O)(O) |
| Would buying one covered call be absolutely regarded if I have the cash or am I better off lighting it on fire? |
| 11/10 meme |
| "Zero transit bottlenecks anticipated through the primary channel."\n\n\nThe primary channel is literally a bottleneck. |
| great at bombing children though |
| ( .)( . ) kash patel eyes rn |
| Say hi to Frank and Artemis back there. |
| i will settle for him being deported. he lied on his US application |
| This shit is so volatile it might be at ATH next christmas. Just hope they dca'd and didn't panic sell |
| Horrifying a British couple as I crack my 3rd Jack Daniel’s on a train |
| Dudes be riding harder than the Rohirrim cumming to aid Gondor |
| Chilling is the play if you're China. They have scorned/disillusioned countries going to them for trade relationships which puts them in a good position. I doubt we'll see them do anything wack at least for a while. |
| CDX (hedged junk bonds)\nEUM (-1x emerging markets)\nSIVR (bags held from Mexico cartel flare)\nNTR (fertilizer)\nTWM (-2x Russell)\n\nSold everything else besides a few biotech picks. I expect the green light conversion therapy to continue, this is fine I guess. |
| This is so fake, trump's hands aren't that big |
| scrooge mcduck tried to warn him. elon no listen |
| If I full port nvda is it the same as full port qqq 🤔 |
| Hey, let’s not get political on this sub, we don’t want to offend all the regarded mods on here who love him |
| WHY ARE YOU YELLING, LADY |
| mango has exposed the US military as a paper tiger full of morons with overly expensive and ineffective toys |
| Booringggg |
| Nobody tell him. |
| 🐻 on the ground? |
| More of a gulf. A gulf of America. |
| That 42% may be used domestically for all you know, on comments just like yours. |
| Will there be emergency measures taken next morning to cope with evening results?\n\nSome helpful tips: drink lots of water, maybe some cabbage soup would help. |
| Its a WSB meme at this point |
| Dollars!!! Always add the dollars.. it's 7000 dollars. |
| Boolish |
| Quality response lol |
| Evil bers |
| Russia fighting Ukraine, backed by America and NATO\n\nIran fighting US, backed by Russia and kinda China\n\nChina mostly just chilling \n |
| You fucking dumbass. Mods, ban this asshole. |
| He already added CSAR |
| No I think we are just tired of being told things are ok when the world is on the brink of economic collapse from the straight being closed. Even if it were to open rn the damage is already done |
| y snek award |
| Every time I see someone post a DiScLaImEr I know the rest of the post is just fucking garbage. |
| >SPY 550 next week\n\nWell ig we’ll be done with the spam by then 😂 |
| Should have went with his younger brother Miller Lite. Fuuuuck |
| Dude's probably enjoying coffee on Kharg Island in a shack right now with a pair of binoculars and an ashtray filled with Omani cigarettes. |
| Unfortunately, this is absolutely the truth 😔 |
| She is handling fries with bare hands, just as deal leader has imagined McDonalds employees had for at least half a century before that campaign stunt in 2024. \n\nThere are tools? I thought they scooped them out of fry oil with bare hands and that is why there were wash hands before returning to work signs in the bathroom. |
| lol I bought pltr at 203 figma at 112. My strategy - buy high and cry. |
| The duality of man or something.... |
| Did you know that she can make $6k per month from home? |
| Thanks bud, appreciate the insight. |
| 48 hour deadline is at 10am so he has 30 to buy puts and shorts |
| This and the JPow deepfakes were the best |
| Our futures are green |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 550.0 before 17-Apr-2026 10:32 AM -05 |
| Fuuuck... that sucks. Woulda almost been half a mil inbound got out early / mid march\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6stngu7yi7tg1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3a0565a7658b19e867d7269d148cc0803a8b641 |
| They're asking for a 42% yoy increase in the defense budget and you think they're going to taco? |
| Don’t feel bad, she leveraged her lofty connections |
| !banbet SPY 300 1m |
| why don't they just pour the oil into the strait and let it float out naturally, collect it on the other side |
| ☹️ |
| Because the prince dictates that they approach news with no bias, and if they do he will pull funding. They report the news, with zero opinion op |
| Despite the apocalyptic headlines, we're still in the middle of one of the largest tech revolutions in history. Now is an amazing time to buy discounted AI stocks, such as neoclouds and photonics |
| I did the similar with META in 2022. |
| “Its a great scotch. The best scotch…I even hear you can run cars on it” |
| Atlas shrugged is not the most precise book in the world, but it does get a few things right. Those with no inputs, who pretend things into existence, will continue to be rich, sit around board of directors suites, smoke their cigars, talk, and will commit fraud to maintain all of it, forever. That system does not change. However, they’ll board a plane one day, and it will fall out of the sky, because their way of life is too appetizing, relishing constantly, instead of doing. The people who used to center their lives around being mechanics, or controlling the movement of planes in air towers, for whatever motive possessed them to do it, will no longer exist. And the modern world will fall apart as the world continues to promote “The Best Economy Ever” with some minor structural problems. Sound familiar |
| We also wish McDonald’s fries were that big. |
| Canada. |
| Can't eat hot pockets with ur mom if you go there. |
| Bruhhh |
| I have already one banbet for spy 550 next week. |
| I've been losing money every single month since 2021 |
| This statement has been approved by Pete Hegseth |
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| ..A month!!!! FML |
| Where do you live with such a long commute that is measured in km |
| Next week the 10 day chart is going to look like a giant ass crack. |
| The coffee is over 50,000 degrees |
| I see we've entered the extreme predictions phase of our weekend. |
| The swamp is gone. \n\nIt is a sea now. |
| She's touching them |
| Can we have the ides of March every day instead? |
| And the Koch Bros. |
| Just go to local casino. They give u reward at least. |
| Unleash Hell, he seems to like that phrase alot |
| al jazeera is a badass news network. The angles and aesthetics feel more forward looking than standard networks |
| This is why you’re getting fired Pete, wrong Hormuz |
| The taco is becoming a tessarect |
| ["Something’s up in southern Iran."](https://x.com/hey_itsmyturn/status/2040477470428713315)\n\nWhen the war first started (and before news media had picked it up), this account tweeted "something is up" - I saw it in real time.\n\nCurious.. |
| >Wisdom\n\nBanbet it nerd🤓 |
| War in Iran will cause such a economic colapse that not a single company will be making any profit. Dozens milions lay offs. If strait is not opened and invasion happens within this month i fully expect SPY to crash below 300$. Spy can fall 90% by the end of this year. Imagine spy bellow 100, that would be very much likely if fullscale war in Iran were to happen. |
| You need to leave some time for tea-bagging, hurling yo mamma insults, and accusing the other of using an aimbot. |
| Seriously this spam is so annoying. |
| I mean half the datacenters aren't actually getting built, millions of chips just sitting in warehouses that will be obsolete by the time they're ready to be installed and AI is only good for bombing schoolgirls but yeah sure why not. |
| for life now, yes. |
| No futures are trading right now guy |
| Kinda want to see that tbh |
| I'm a rocket man |
| He definitely sells options |
| Luckily energy costs are coming way down right now |
| Yes maybe. But if MU has 100% upside then SNDK has 200% upside. If you look at the last few months SNDK performs twice as much as MU. |
| Depends on the specialty within the trade. Electrical is an umbrella of trades and can involve trade school, university, or a combination. |
| Yes, bag holding just like my UNH and BABA bags. Value investing is long dead, it has no place in the modern world where everything moves off of vibes. |
| /uj this stuff is peak for $60\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wm14dh37i7tg1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=025eb52d8c698b8c5bd0657fa74067e876907ac5 |
| Please don’t let this idea leak to DJT lol 😂 |
| War will be won by Monday morning, just you watch! |
| Worse... Miller. |
| Low orbit |
| about to get high\n |
| Mango will sure mess this up just like he was able to mess up running a literal money printing operation that was a casino. |
| He wants his 72 virgins |
| Are you okay |
| Whats needed more where you live.? Or do you plan on moving to get the job for your education.? |
| Noo, but i guess some people are clever and reposting my wisdom. |
| Are you retarded? |
| Fuccccckkkkkk \n\n\nOpen the casino alreadyyyyyyyyyy \n\n#IM SO FUCKING BORED\n\nFUCKKKKK YOUUJ |
| That’s what I would do |
| > it basically just becomes a minimum-wage job\n\nI agree, but the guy asked. |
| Not at all |
| New AI technology will cause such an economic boom that not a single company will be making any losses. Dozens milions job creations. If regulation is blocked and investment happens within this month i fully expect SPY to boom above 1000$. Spy can rise 90% by the end of this year. Imagine spy above 1000, that would be very much likely if fullscale ai boom in Silicon Valley were to happen. |
| "Oh man, hell yeah." - Ben Shapiro, strokin' it to a picture of his sister |
| you will see and then cry |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/OwpCha1yK6\n\nDid you switch account to spam the same retarded shit?\n\n |
| HIMS way better opportunity. HIMS fair value is at ~$25 and it has squeeze potentials with analyst target of ~$30-35 by end of year |
| Can we just not pump on the bullshit taco Monday morning? |
| The old cup o soup. |
| the taxi to trading pipeline was real back then lol. imagine learning about options from your passengers and then actually doing it. absolute chad move |
| Bers praying for terrorists so their puts can print\n\nL M A O |
| i should tell my in laws we can’t spare the gas for easter brunch |
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| Bot. |
| Money is just dumping bags |
| The only deal mango can pull out is surrender.\n\nSurrender is not an option here |
| im going all in on calls because of this theory thanks |
| who else farts on their hand and sniffs it |
| Holy shit I found out only three weeks ago that my mom's bf got them both into crypto and he built a mining machine (who even does this in 2026). Yeah Christmas time frame is right |
| 18 yrs ago was just 2008? Fk! |
| So you decided to dump 100k into weekly options hmmm. What did you know brother? |
| "We're the good guys! We're on the side of righteousness!" |
| 2008 what’s up! Remember people filling up their own barrels and trash cans when someone had cheap gas? |
| This is WW3 but I’m sure 🥭 can pull some deal out of his ass to save the whole world\n\nVery trustworthy negotiator he is \n |
| Sorry, this bottle was promised 3000 years ago. Please hand over. |
| Ricola |
| Fuckin hell man lol |
| Fake AI slop has found its way here |
| 💎 ✋️ |
| Market won't go down, look at March they don't even allow it |
| Use SL ! |
| I agree. By temporary I mean 12-24 hours. Hopium has been driving prices the past few weeks. |
| You can always count on a retarded person to be retarded |
| A&P |
| Feels much longer when day after day its the same threats. |
| World is going to need a lot of electricians. Not sure if that is a community college thing. |
| is the country run by Hegseth or 🥭? |
| You still got 1.05%! |
| i misspelled the acronym using numbers instead of letters. still got b& |
| Iran only has 48 hours before T**** extends the deadline again. As a reminder, the war has already been won a few times this past month |
| > That play only works if interest rates are level or go down. \n\nThere is short term debt and long term debt. Short term debt they can make higher/lower but long term debt is a bid. My take is that the government will take various means to force the long term debt lower. It's the only thing that makes sense to me as something I'm fairly sure has to happen. \n\n>that sounds safe\n\nI'm aware of it's risk profile. It has nothing to do with it's safety. I am comparing it to every other option.\n\n--------------------------------------------------------\n\n> government is manipulating CPI,\n\nThey haven't done it too bad IMHO (Yet) but there is a disconnect between how different people are impacted by "general inflation". I am mostly insulated from most forms of it like owning my house and solar panels. I basically never go anywhere so insulated from outside dining inflation/used car inflation. Don't have a kid so childcare. Already have degree (college inflation). Even in a hyper inflation environment a good chunk of my net worth is tied up in things that scale with inflation (Paid off house/solar).\n\nWhen I talk about protection from inflation I mean mostly for me personally, not necessarily worrying about the general market. I am mostly protected on the things I spend money on having too much inflation.\n\n________________________________________________________\n\nphysical gold - Historically, gold tracks tightly with real yields and M2 growth. By that metric it's overpriced. I've seen nothing convincing to suggest current valuations make sense. Sold all my positions. At 3,675 I'd think about it.\n\ncrypto - Crypto tracks the market at a higher beta then the market itself. If you think the market is extremely overvalued and due for a correction it is literally the last thing you want to have money in. Sold all my positions.\n\nT-bills - Like I said the general trend is lower rates for less for longer. Not an option. |
| One more shade darker and the US would be invading Scotland. |
| Beware of the rocks with your tanker |
| She's small and skinny, but she's strong.\n\nHer first baby ? \n\nCome out sideways.\n\nShe didn't scream or nothin. |
| Brilliant! I Fawking love it. 😍. She’s still so hot. |
| All the crypto bros who told their family at christmas that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity to buy into bitcoin must not be looking forward to tomorrow |
| I used to count cards; it's fun and interesting but you're not fooling them and the only way to avoid getting shut down is to play for low enough stakes that it basically just becomes a minimum-wage job. |
| Are we still doing phrasing? |
| Tell me you've never lived in Hawaii without telling me you've never lived in Hawaii. |
| They will but with not profit, that makes most companies essentially worthless. Even msft apple google, no one cares about overvalued companies like this in crisis. I can imagine them falling from 3T matket cap to 300B easily. |
| I can't even get a job at Mcdonald's |
| POW* |
| I'm ber but LMFAO |
| I had this theory I lose at a lot of options trades I’m in the money probably 10-20% when I enter trades on SPY and then it goes in the opposite direction 100% sometimes 1000% so I figured if I mark my charts and go opposite of what I think the SPY is going to do I would be right 90% of the time lol… your thoughts? |
| yuh. |
| Cheers to that!! |
| $ |
| What’s the best Soorts Book in Vegas? |
| This is absolutely glorious. |
| It literally has a bottleneck, you dumb bitch. |
| Lol wat a retard |
| https://preview.redd.it/ogl3heuch7tg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2f9342479f193a1e608f4af2029dd908616ea6f |
| Let’s give it a shot |
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| who gave me\nthumbs down |
| This is too clever for wsb. |
| Man I literally can't feel bad for you lol. I'm glad you're in misery and despair given you very much sound like the type of guy who voted the same for everybody else. You committed a self-inflicted injury and now you come on here to cry about it. Who was holding the knife there compañero? |
| Yeah, because oil is up some Apple may never sell another iPhone again. |
| YouTube has decided to rename itself...YouPoop...the Marketing genius... |
| Let them all pick this up. Top news modnay morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| The market is even dumber than the dumbest in this community. |
| He said you get it more IF you think |
| There’s no bears in the area that I’m aware of |
| https://preview.redd.it/ary5ppa0h7tg1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9a2352388ed273294109289fe0232644dbebc49 |
| Thank trump we finally drained that swamp. |
| by iran so far during the war 4 |
| It's technique - like arm wrestling. \n\nBig strong players lose all the time while more experienced blue hair old grannys win big prizes. |
| I’ve heard multiple people compare it to the internet boom. I was like 5 yo then so I don’t know personally but it sure seems like there are a lot of parallels. But yeah you have to focus on accumulating high quality names at reasonable prices. The winners will keep winning imo given the momentum behind this AI bubble. |
| War in Iran will cause such a economic colapse that not a single company will be making any profit. Dozens milions lay offs. If strait is not opened and invasion happens within this month i fully expect SPY to crash below 300$. Spy can fall 90% by the end of this year. Imagine spy below 100, that would be very much likely if fullscale war in Iran were to happen. |
| It was just called the straight of Muz until your mom visited it. |
| Type shit\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Asmongold/s/kcEA22kzJS |
| When they shit up and you're paying 8 USD for a gallon of milk you'll be praying they stayed at threats |
| if shrek touches your algo it’s already over, swamp takes all your gains |
| Chat you should shitting yourself once in a while. It’s freeing 😊 |
| moar selling |
| Congrats on the nuptials Kash |
| Difference is the open dd made sense, let’s hope youre right. |
| And anybody here should care because…..??! She is a piece of shit, that’s all |
| I just wish it was Wendy’s |
| Nikola |
| *phrasing* |
| Ayy listen Pam might be 60, but idgf you smell me? |
| Fuck off ape |
| I havent seen that one, linky? |
| What should I go to community college for? Industrial maintenance or Aircraft maintenance and get A&P license? |
| It’s everyday now, has been for a little over a year. |
| Only AI videos I approve of …. |
| Fuck you and pay me |
| April rains bring May flowers |
| My brother!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/w5p8oxarg7tg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ba00e2e909767e5ca92d01d94ba7b9518dde5fb |
| Power Bottoms of Hormuz |
| 7 total. 2 this week and they hit one of the rescue choppers but it landed "safely" |
| What stock should I sell to my uncle at easter dinner? |
| Spend your time with strippers instead of gambling. |
| Good job! |
| 48 hour braised taco coming up right before us markets open |
| Probably cause all the bed wetters there want the terrorists to win |
| We wish.\n\nIn reality she will be making more money than anyone on this sub.\n\nPeople forget she used to work for the Qatar government making 150-200k a MONTH.\n\n \nWhat she actually did\n\n* After leaving office as Florida attorney general in **2019**, Bondi joined the lobbying firm **Ballard Partners**.\n* At that firm, she **registered under the U.S. Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA)** to represent the **Embassy of Qatar** in Washington.\n* The work involved **advocacy and consulting on U.S.–Qatar relations**, including efforts related to **anti-human-trafficking measures ahead of the 2022 FIFA World Cup**. |
| you missed the best sports betting weekend of the entire year by two weeks. first weekend of March Madness, it's 48 college basketball games in 4 days. I made 8.5K lmao |
| Thought my Monday puts were cooked for sec |
| I would tell you when I bought and sold $30k worth of SLV but I don’t want to deflect from your regardedness |
| Good man. |
| I remember that one time i completely peed my pants in highschool. it was during choir and i was too afraid to speak up i just let it out. i walked back to class with pants soaked hoping no one behind me would see |
| Love the little air PP jerk. |
| Wow! You sold right as everyone started piling in. That is heartbreaking but happens all the time. |
| I had a 10 bagger on shares for that probably 15 years ago. |
| ironically if you bought for immediate delivery at the start of all this you made way more money and avoided bessents short bullshit |
| Sold amd at 26, nvidia at 280(presplit) & bought Tilray got your back bro!😎 |
| lol. I immediately came to make the same comment. |
| oh, no need for it. Some NATO friends are figuring out how to open their own bottle atm |
| It's literally 15% corn now. My car does not like it! |
| It takes time to move the ground troops and support vehicles. We're almost there. |
| This is the first AI video I've seen that has genuinely made me glad it exists lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/u80lgjhig7tg1.jpeg?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7041f6dd745b43d683f17860a9a3cd68166b9b30 |
| Lmfao love that so much. |
| If you're looking at the subreddit Top Members leaderboard, and see a number of [deleted], that's how you show up there if on a temp sub ban, usually because someone lost a ban bet. |
| Yeah, invasion is bullish. In the current timeline, we are facing a modern economic catastrophe. In the new timeline, we aren’t |