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| I mean I ain’t complaining i went all in on 83$ puts lol |
| I dropped 20k into wendys in december. |
| Man I’m also all in but I fear we will drop |
| Green on Google? Fake news |
| why would you be cooked lmao, just hold |
| Hilarious that SPY finished a smidgen below flat while all the international ex-US funds finished up 0.75% \nUSA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 |
| Whatever you say poors, until you post a 1040 the burger doesn’t flip itself.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5rwgccq8mxig1.jpeg?width=529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18edcbf33e7201b02d21506b2af61046767deee9 |
| Why? It’s already down a lot |
| >The first thing thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.\n\nWhat in the blood clot |
| you’ve never jerked off your colorado? |
| I too am option free. Got wrecked on HOOD. |
| WHY IS 🌽 MOONING |
| MMs are shorting everything from 2025 and putting their money in energy and industrials right now. There is no fucking way this prints. |
| Wouldn’t surprise me the way that stock reacts to things |
| Big sad that my AAPL 275p 2/20 didn’t fill. Had a greedy entry limit & missed the flash crash. |
| Shares |
| yes I buy dude wipes for twice the price of regular wipes because *i’m not gay* |
| HUBS was an $800 stock 1 year ago. Now it's barely hanging onto $200. Wow... |
| That would be lovely and no complaints here. |
| All those dystopian futures are now our reality. So the GOPs latest complaint is that Hollywood is too negative and they should only release happy stories. Following the Orwell nightmare exactly. |
| Probably gonna be fucking epic with all the capex. |
| 10 dollars won’t even buy you enough rope to hang yourself with |
| I had puts on Unity that printed a bit today, but being right 1 time out of a dozen doesn't mean much. |
| It ain't a value menu when my fat ass needs to order 4 of them at a time |
| Comes with thong song |
| first time? |
| i’m actually gonna check it every hour |
| idk probably like my arm or shoulder or something |
| Love a little end of day dip so I can buy my 692 calls back cheap. |
| Not too late to switch to gdx and vxus. Even fomo leaps will do. |
| VAN DER BEEK: DEAD\n\n$RKLB: DEAD |
| Already did earlier today around 1130 wish I had shorted earlier 😔 |
| I wonder if Elon is just buying billions of Tesla stock everyday to prop it up.... |
| Micron puts |
| ??? Location on your body lmfao |
| I give it 2 days |
| Stock market is cooked. I will switch to cs2 skin investments |
| Regards like you are the problem. AppLovin hasn't been in the gaming field since June last year. |
| Big Fat L to my ROL calls, looks like pests have been truly defeated |
| It's because they are libs imagining they are driving for Obama ..with every ride the illusion diminishes. I did 5000 before I accepted it was just an Uber clone with less heart than a dust mite. |
| # A question for most regards on here\n#\n#\nWhat ramen are we having tonight and why? 🍜 |
| APP huge beat but the stock is down AH. Why? |
| They will be great. Stock will tank anyway |
| Its all just exploding upwards holy shit |
| looking out for your health is cringe, eat kosher lil bro |
| They're conjuring new shares to sell I swear |
| Bitches wanna sell me they CSCO wit forward PE 20, I'm good. |
| I am from Colorado |
| Nope. Jokes on you guys I wanted to keep it for life 🤓 |
| Short the fuck outta Reddit ASAP |
| If the algos fight it out tomorrow it could go down to 688 before bouncing up again |
| Qqq crushed everything the last few years.\n\nFirst time ever that their is an active rejection of the mag 7. |
| Fucking ridiculous. Hub crushes, app crushes, both down decently |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/BuyHighCryLat3r made a bet that SPY would go to 686.0 within **1 day** when it was 692.38 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 30 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Hey hey hey! 💅 |
| Pokemon scalpers are a recession indicator |
| Depends on the location |
| Earnings already factored in weeks ago. If it doesn’t crush the actual numbers, the stock dumps. |
| Damn, Fastly. |
| It went down on you? |
| So fking bullish on NBIS earnings tmr I'm gonna get a tattoo of the ticker on my body but I'm scared it will hurt |
| What the hell is going on with $SNAP |
| I've never seen "removed" or "lost" spelled that way. |
| There is no money coming into the market. We are playing three card monte. Prove me wrong |
| 140p then |
| Idk I didnt play CSCO earnings. It’s js that ppl tend to ignore guidance & only see the estimate beat. |
| I really counted on software recovery |
| Always good when a big hunk of your investments have a **"This stock has recently experienced elevated volatility. \nLearn more"** at the top, right?\n\nAs a hotwheels nerd and investor in Mattel (MAT) OW, MY ASS\n\n\nthe actual physical toy cars would get me a better return right now. |
| Agreed. The tech is getting older for sure, and faster charging wouldn't hurt. |
| Yup. |
| Economy’s great though…right? \n\nRight!😂 |
| just an fyi guys, i am no longer being given free fries discounts and am not planning on returning to mcdonalds until i get the free fries back, or they make my specific meal i order $6 or less like it was with the free fries deal. so next quarter probably wont be as good for them. |
| Have you been asleep for this earnings season? |
| It’s the cock in my mouth isnt it |
| Loading up on the current dip. |
| Where my CSCO put holders, get the fuck in here 🎉 |
| It is not gaming AT ALL. They sold it long time ago. |
| PUT it is |
| Same. I swore off options. Pretty heavy with shares though, lost $8k today. Wrecked |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/chuckdacuck** bet **COIN** goes from **153.43** to **145.0** before **13-Feb-2026 04:27 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 1 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| RDDT calls |
| He is Cramer I think 🤔 |
| Which is good value |
| !banbet COIN $145 2d |
| some of you stocked up on toilet paper during covid and it shows |
| Guess I am a HOOD long term investor now |
| Quantums getting cucked I love it |
| CAT on an insane run |
| Wait for this guy’s next banbet |
| I think it should be like a 20% drop. Thatd be fair given hood beating eps but missing revenue. Hood’s revenue from crypto dropped 40% in q4 so i think coin should be around 60% drop. It would be nice to see like 120 |
| And thats *after* the stock stuffing |
| Good news for this sub, more vacancies |
| Whatever puts nuggies on the table mate |
| OPEN earnings next week and looking at the 1yr it’s due for another rip before continuing its inevitable descent until the business is profitable. This means if I get enough capital together and go long, absolutely nothing good will happen and it drop at earnings. |
| !RemindMe 30 days |
Companies are being punished because their capex spending has not shown to be profitable yet, they are helping utilities companies if anything.\n\nthis is a good article about how risky the investment is currently and i honestly think these datacenters might have to be repurposed in the future.\n\n"Right now, those inaccuracies are serious enough to discourage the wide adoption of agents in the corporate world. “The value has not been delivered,” says Himanshu Tyagi, cofounder of an open source AI company called [Sentient](https://archive.ph/o/YcAG5/https://www.sentient.xyz/). He points out that dealing with hallucinations can disrupt an entire work flow, negating much of the value of an agent."\n\n https://archive.ph/YcAG5#selection-2251.0-2255.121 archive.ph |
| Honour |
| Idk if I should get a tattoo of SpongeBob or $692. |
| It's definitely a solid strategy |
| Spy $690p expiring tomorrow |
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| Nice |
| Well done on this perfect wsb post. |
| If it makes you feel any better I’m getting fucked with just holding shares |
| Enron Oil and Gas made me the most money today! Still has some room to run, too |
| Fuck my life |
| If you are, I are too |
| Probably pump when the options have been shaken out |
| Gotta wait for the conference call |
| Watching clips of Pam Bondi opening her mouth |
| Cisco kid was NOT a friend.😂 |
| It will be the fucking worst day ever man. Breaking out in sweats just thinking about it. |
| I know right. Infinity Bomalians is good for bidness |
| Not if you’re young and patient |
| Sounds like a good investment honestly |
| Gap down and drill tomorrow. Nothing about today changed my thoughts |
| Holy shit, just inverse this guy and win... |
| Tsla calls |
| <$145 |
| I get screwed every single time, never pick the right direction |
| Fuck you ALAB whatever I hate money anyway |
| !remindme 1 day\n\n |
| As expected. |
| for what expiration date? |
| It’s easier to convince 20 year olds to die for your cause if they’re 3 years away from dying of TB anyway |
| MSFT Feb 18th $425 Calls. I'm so cooked |
| Cringe |
| I’m way to high for this |
| Wendy’s earnings out on Friday |
| Your pimp sells you to men and women? |
| I really prefer the MagnaRide suspension and big brakes on the GT. The ride is firm but I found the lower trims a little bouncy. Plus it's a big girl, the big brakes are handy for spirited driving. If it's a daily that never sees performance driving I'd agree, the Selects and Premiums are pretty solid. |
| I like to reread comments involving Epstein with the Law & Order theme playing in my head. |
| Guidance was positive no? |
| Most lyft drivers I get are depressed and tired, I tip them 10 dollars and they are still depressed and tired |
| I'm in here trying to figure out the exact same thing |
| What do you get when you win? |
| Eventually unless it goes bankrupt! |
| Buttplugs? |
| 3rd world country speedrun any% wr. 1 year let's goooo |
| pp go down to zero |
| Post earnings volatility. Pretty typical. |
| So this was the most exciting day right? Spy at 0.00? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 395.0 within **21 hours** when it was 425.42 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 182 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Me too 😭😭😭 |
| Tell me the most regarded plays for tomorrow |
| You guaranteed another pump, thanks. |
| VXUS and AGNC are my best performers in my normie port |
| have you tried using women to get erections |
| spread the wealth big shot |
| So your telling me to buy the chicken tenders or the baconator when I go to Wendy's tomorrow? |
| Balls balls balls |
| pffft. -9% is an average Thursday brother. |
| Bondi said "we encourage survivors to come forward" so much, it's clear that she wants them to come forward to expose their identities. Goebbels behavior. |
| I’m a bag holder…… |
| Enron would have done well with today’s administration |
| Been living in extremely high beta land over the last few weeks, with multiple daily swings of six figures in my account. I'm really not sure all this stress is worth it, even if I come out ahead... |
| always blockin' my cock |
| Thinking we shouldn't hold any stocks during earnings. None. Zero. Sell and buy back in. |
| my plan is to full port tech calls expiring in june and deleting my brokerage app for 3 weeks |
| Anyone who got a Lyft for 50% off during the blizzard saw the earnings flop coming. I still like Lyft at today's price and so does Melinda French gates' mega shrek dick arriving Thursday |
| Sell your winners to buy the dip in losers |
| If Applovin got fucked with those results, the Coin is gonna crater. |
| We getting theta ganged on my QS puts? |
| Out of NBIS, APLD, IREN, WULF, CIFR, and CRWV, I think NBIS is the worst play |
| Problem with NFLX is that you can get the product for free. |
| Tbh, APP always drops 10% right after earning call, thats what i have seen since last 3 earnings. So i put in limit order on robin hood when it tanks %10 after hours, which came to like 411 something but limit to $410. \n\nSweet catch. I day trade sold it at $430. Made quick $15k. Done trading for a month. 🙂 |
| You could have played it really safe and put it in gold and silver |
| Just read this book for the first time. It fits. |
| Based |
| please don't die tomorrow nbis |
| now i m worried about my position |
| My $FSLY $10C's are going to print. What is this 2019? |
| Look at world index that excludes the USA and laugh |
| *Laughs in Windows 2000ME* |
| I don’t think their voters care about the economy unless they’re at the very top of the food chain. |
| This market is so easy. just PUTS on SAAS earnings |
| Too many others trying to crowd the space and make it easier for the average person to get in. Bitcoin has fallen rapidly and that has hurt hood. Also, the superbowl commercial... smart but that must of cost big money... so idk probably calls. But I'll puts anyways. |
| In your dreams yes |
| What u think it goes to tomorrow |
| has OP been in a coma for the last 3 weeks? Calls are not the move |
| CAT Calls be printing |
| There’s literally zero fundamentals wrong with $MU and today proved it. Shortage will continue through at least early 2027 right now. Probably will be longer. |
| Whats gone on with google? |
| so paypal puts are actually free money? |
| There was 10 years of resistance due to the stamp act of 1765 that culminated in Lexington green being the line in the sand where the resistance stopped and the revolution began. |
| I full ported between msft, goog & smh. Am I cooked??? |
| Yup how the mighty have fallen. |
| CSCO fckd me |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Is_so_cuul_sonbbich made a bet that AMZN would go to 220.0 within **4 days** when it was 210.044 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 19 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Imagine buying calls on bag 7 instead of mu on the dip 🤡🤡 |
| Did spread and it’s not that far OTM. Will not be IV crushed. Considered credit call spread but wasn’t as profitable |
| Buy. |
| Priced in, puts it is. |
| When will GOOGL stop touching my butt |
| But we’re ‘winning’ 🥺 |
| not like 1776 was martyr free.\n\nI would join the founders today in a heart beat if I could. |
| Those four little bb green GOOGL candles have me ready to talk so much shit bro |
| It’s almost like day 1 investing advice is “diversify” |
| My 115p would like to agree |
| goyslop |
| https://preview.redd.it/0xotjq17nxig1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52e413f9295ba4455ae436bbc911c040851f1f46\n\nIM RIGHT THERE WITH YOU BROTHER PLEASE NETANYAHU LET EARNINGS BE GOOD |
| I was just thinking about dipping my toes in both of these soon |
| MU puts are free money |
| Mu dip was nice for weeklies. Glad I wasn’t a greedy pos and sold for a profit. Will reload on the dip tomorrow as well. |
| As a europoor trading highly leveraged etfs, after hours counts quite a lot |
| DUOL is doomed |
| Smells like a fuckin pizza in here |
| coin puts\n\nthank you for coming to my ted talk |
| SCHD and ASML are the only reasons im not drowning this year |
| God, I feel attacked |
| Goog, trustttt |
| crazy we’re not down more considering clavicular got brutally frame mogged by an ASU frat chad |
| https://preview.redd.it/ippeunu8nxig1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50795a5a7f7b2099a87f8a8d05c04deb7c565895 |
| The original comment was in reference to a Mach-E 👍 they come in a GT trim. |
| Compelling stuff, fellow regard. I bought puts. |
| So you are saying there’s a chance? |
| Starting to think maybe jpow is too late |
| Fuck , the norwegians went up 11 procent |
| We are all officially broke |
| Floppy pipi |
| Whichever direction this is going, it's not coming back.\n\nThat is to say, if it dumps there won't be a reflexive move, it will continue pushing down. Bet me. |
| But mitch is legally dead. He's their Tom Brady. |
| Keep pumping SPOT let's goooooo. |
| Hubs sharebuy back is 1B thats like 10% of thier marketcap |
| Imagine starting your investment journey on october 31st porting 70% into spy and 30% into qqq only to be flat now nearly 4 months later into a raging global bullmarket. |
| I just got root insurance. It was built into my vehicle purchase on Carvana. They automatically bundled with root insurance. Say what you want about either company but that should boost sales with their carvana partnership. I think it will recover |
| you and me both brother |
| Revolutionflation |
| I have a better chance of waking up to Margot Robbie giving me a blowjob than these calls printing |
| APP hitting the trash can 🚮 |
| Clearly wall street dgaf |
| WMTs PE has entered the chat. |
| anyone In BA calls?? |
| Calls calls calls |
| Feel like VXUS and chill is the move. US stonk market is so limp and gey |
| I should be able to buy an etf that tracks money lost by retail traders. |
| SLV predictions for Asian market open? |
| fk u, fk me, fk HUB |
| "Value?" Horrible crap pushed as "food?" There's no value in McDonalds other than the real estate. |
| So sad lol.\n\nAt this point I’m just hoping they can stabilize.\n\nMaybe we get a good call? |
| yeah but earnings = dump. welcome to mcdonald |
| Looking to break even at $424 and take that 33k and dump it into AMZN leaps 2028 |
| Are you me |
| If you & I wanted to lead a revolution tomorrow, we’d get instantly killed\n\nIf we wanted to lead a revolution in 1775, all we had to do was dump their tea into the the harbor |
| The decision which way market goes will be made. |
| Lol I'll counter that with tell me you've never driven a Mach-E. My last car was a Volvo V60 and the build quality on this is better. I know, it's a Ford, so that probably doesn't make sense. But this isn't a shit box 2004 Focus. I'm a car guy, built a few from shells, have raced motorcycles and street circuits, it's a legit incredible car. There are makes with better materials in the interior, and it's too heavy to be called a sports car by any stretch, but the MagnaRide suspension is tight, you can eat a four course meal off of the Brembo brakes, and it will dust just about any ICE car sub-$100k. Out of the 12 cars I've owned and raced (some of them were absolutely teenage year turds) this thing punches waaayyyy above its weight class. Honestly though, don't tell anyone, ignorance keeps the prices low. |
| Like in casino house always wins here bul always wins |
| Figured their new chip announcement would help. Guess not. Maybe they can buy some BartCorn |
| Solid as always! Whats ur next YOLO so i can follow u to valhalla brother? |
| There just regarded pump and dumps with hugely inflated valuations |
| Means stock goes down baby |
| *LAUGHS IN WINDOWS 98* |
| Being a regarded bol |
| SOLS and HON killing it in 2026 |
| Over confidence is what will kill you. Only commit to a fewtrades per year. |
| exactly so why do u say space stocks are dead? |
| Not saying you're wrong but why don't they believe it? It came from the Powell fed didn't it? Not mango. |
| I was trying lines off your girl |
| SPY liked CISCO drilling |
| So the job market is indeed f00ked, what's new |
| Ouch.\n\n\nI sold all my calls today. They were up 30%. |
| Whew, rough day. Good luck on the recovery tomorrow lads. |
| This is genuinely insane, companies are being punished for beating and proving growth is still happening 🤣🤣 |
| Nvda earnings |
| Netflix |
| What percent are ICE hirings and detention center employees? |
| Vxus and shiny rocks.\n\nMemory for that tech exposure... |
| ENPH got squeezed hard after earnings.... SEDG has higher short % and has seen the short interest trickle down over the past month.... SolarEdge (SEDG) could be the next play 👀 |
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| Some of you bought $MU puts and it shows 🫵🏻🤡 |
| Loaded some cheap PLTR Puts at close |
| What do you mean? She’s a staunch defender of the IDF with this hamfisted diversion |
| Yeah they're super gay I'll just hold the stock for about 12yrs |
| Good goyslop😋😋 |
| So hubspot is purchasing 10% of their marketcap? |
| I care. Some people are just cold hearted like you |
| Hey.\n\n$MSFT long term "investors".\n\nHow's that bull trap set on Monday's pump looking now?\n\nlmao |
| When him flaccid is bigger than you erect 😔 |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/pekebooo** bet **NBIS** goes from **88.84** to **80.85** before **12-Feb-2026 04:20 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 5 wins and 9 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet NBIS -9% 1d |
| Sell first ask questions later market |
| no it's not. |
| Welp.. my Adam and Eve box is in my moms P.O. Box 🤦♂️ |
| Gambling in the casino better than this shitshow |
| Fuck off nobody cares |
| Currently long 9,245 McDonald’s points. Thinking about YOLOing a free Big Mac. Do you guys think that’s the play or diversify with a few Mcchickens and cheeseburgers? |
| Still at 80pe. And given their forecasted growth in EPS as seen in Schwab and their data, I dumped it. I got wrecked. |
| 🥭 all job creation for 2025 125,000.\n\nBiden average yearly creation for his presidency, 4 million. \n\n40 of Biden’s 48 months, just one month of Biden job creation, 40 of those single months beat all of 2025. \n\n2025 didn’t have a pandemic or a withdrawal from a war, it’s just republican policy that did this. |
| Mms fucked d you |
| > a bunch of run on sentences\n\nthe only long sentence in my comment is the first |
| thx forgot about this meeting |
| MCD beating earnings marked the top. Poors have no choice but to eat from the McD Value Menu. |
| I pray |
| Jesus how regarded is your port |
| I am an og |
| What happens that day? |
| Welcome to the stock market, you'll love it here. |
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| fake moves. will open -15% down |
| DraftKings calls lol |
| They launched a chip yesterday |
| The you can buy some GOOGL bonds when they mature. |
| APP gonna go green |
| What he do |
| Thank You MSFT calls for Pizza lunch 😁 |
| No. dump is recovering and IV gonna crush ur bear asses |
| Alotta people starting to capitulate |
| !Banbet DUOL Chapter 11 bankruptcy 5Y |
| It’s only down 4%, you’re gonna get IV crushed |
| Losing marketshare to Transco |
| Arent u the biggest rklb supporter? |
| Pam Bondi not helping the case on why I shouldn't hate white women lmao |
| Oh god what's gonna happen to all the 400/320 app strangles I sold |
| Beat and positive guidance |
| Got more than 12 hours to reverse. |
| What’s your next buy? |
| You know how I know you’re gay |
| Me too, I’m with you u/prolapse_leakage, $438 & $142 |
| Hilda Svensson is my Sydney Sweeney |
| AI Infra stocks continue to kill it\n\nVertiv today |
| IV crushed, no printing |
| Software stocks are just fucked across the board, at least CSCO started high |
| But today was supposed to be a bloodbath. |
| Yeah I bought like an idiot and forgot earnings and guidance beat = tank the stock |
| Yall sleeping on $QXO |
| Yeah it makes no sense it’s just manipulation I swear |
| A bubble doesn’t have corrections like this. |
| Wake me up when september ends. |
| App comeback? |
| Same app |
| What I said hate fuck, I didn’t say I would enjoy it |
| Another day of me saying "he doesn't know." |
| Could be flnc also |
| Tomorrow open |
| It will go to $50 soon 😄 |
| I said puts so the average wsber understands ... I am short with size on 2X APP ETF |
| Have you tried putting more money into the market |
| If you think the Repubs won’t toss a grenade I’m otw out you haven’t been around long enough |
| Doesn’t say that on my portfolio |
| Nice double beat and great YOY numbers, puts it is |
| 🤣 |
| Mu back to the regular scheduled programming |
| That’s not bragging I’m a custodial worker it doesn’t get any lower than that. 😂 |
| AMZN is such a shit stock. Truly the worst of the Sleepy7 |
| Lol wtf cisco beats earnings and drills |
| Quite literally pulled off a Reddit |
| These are lies lol. I guess we live in China now. |
| Holy fuck applovin maybe have some life |
| February 25th is going to define which way this market goes. |
| I have concluded that u/tropicalia84 is a ghey troll |
| I really thought CISCO missing earnings would make SPY drill |
| Alright regards what’s ur bet on coin? |
| Manufacturing Nirvana! \n\nWith 100k jobs lost so far 🤡 |
| I never buy stocks after hours. Do you just use a Limit Order and it triggers it at your price? \n\nI’m always afraid the crazy spreads would screw mw |
| Congratulations on becoming a cisco bag holder for the next 20 years! |
| Reminds me of nam |
| do u want ur ex? |
| I sold it. It's oversold. But I think the confluence of BlockX and the growth of vibe coding may begin eating into their potential TAM. Which tend to be larger apps, but may encourage up and coming apps to consider blockx as they scale.\n\n\nI wish I sold at $688 when I strongly considered it. |
| This gay ass market took home alone mom And Dawsons Creek guy in the same month 🥺 |
| Told u |
| Guys dont give up hope... if Shopify can go from +11% to -10%, Applovin can go from -7% to +15% |
| Making its way back up. Earnings call at 5pm ET 🍿 |
| What strike? Volatility crush will be crazy tmrw |
| I warned you |
| Sam's a dick. Stopping by his house next week if he keeps ignoring my texts. |
| Electric bill up 37% yoy, portfolio not so much. |
| RFK jr fears the psychic abilities we will gain access to once red dye 40 makes up 25% of our bloodstream |
| Anybody else put the WH briefing on, forgot you put the WH briefing on, and had to figure out where the fuck the classical music was suddenly coming from?\n\n\nNo, just me? |
| Meemaw down to bacon grease and copper pipes, and with the price of that shiny brown, she’s going to be back to the outhouse soon |
| AUR call all positive so far…. |
| Imagine caring about after hours lmao |
| Hasnt every report been cooked as fuck for months lol, jpow even commented on it |
| Sounds good I’ll look at shiny rocks thx |
| Another day of wealth transfer from the US market into gold and ex-US markets.\n\n(Except canada lol) |
| Both |
| gonna sell all my nbis before earnings tomorrow, we all know what will happen anyways, how the fuck is fastly up |
| GOOGL recovery when? My April expiry calls want to know… |
| Sweden was a -100000 (yes you read that right) favorite to beat Italy in men's hockey today. Score is 2-2 halfway through the 2nd...... |
| 🤡 |
| The flagship car tanked |
| And only if you get picked by the Valkyries - an all female legion. \n\nAnd lemme tell you bud, all those chumps talking about Valhalla? Yeah, no chicks wanna be around those fucking dweebs |
| Maybe a short position, but I personally think it's going lower |
| Csco a beat and raise and i get nothin… |
| I was up over 40%. Today I got a margin call 🤡 |
| Where to find Qs earnings |
| Played it safe in my portfolio holding Microsoft, Google and Amazon. Down over 20k. Yeah real safe. I would have had better results at an actual casino. |
| From Wells Fargo? |
| Can we revisit that jobs report lmao |
| This shit is a serious BUY |
| damn, you really nailed it |
| Start buying puts and it’ll go up |
| I literally cannot work in these conditions (up, down, or flat) |
| Guessing we're waiting for Friday to rally |
| No need to brag |
| wtf is this sell off it makes no sense fck the hedge funds |
| Yup |
| Anyone playing HL earnings |
| bill gates hasn’t been associated with Microsoft in 6 years, and hasn’t been a full time employee in 18 years. him being in the files has no bearing on the stock |
| The secret is there's no truth in here. \n\n\nIts shithawks, all the way down. |
| I am now a life time investor |
| Weak hands have been shaken. Back to the moon we go |
| I got banned for violence anyway. It’s my other account |
| Double beat, good guidance -10% yup |
| MM, fuck around all you want, but really all you’re actually doing is reducing my tax bill for next 100 years. |
| Forward outlook is better though, so stock is up 25 cents |
| Bogleheads are beating you. |
| App beats and positive guidance. |
| Jessy must be cursing out the shareholders during amazons board meetings this dump is absolutely fucking absurd |
| That's it CSCO you little slut. |
| We are in a bubble confirmed |
| Vibes |
| App beats and positive guidance. |
| Look away. It’s over. |
| I keep buying GOOG calls and it keeps going down. What am I doing wrong??? |
| When you are holding a bag do you go out of your way to utilize their services in real life? Or just me? |
| That's true for shares too, I want some leverage so I added some leaps. The leaps I have are deep ITM and 2 years out, so it is not full regard mode and gives me the leverage and time I need for it to work out. |
| fuckin lol, gg -99% at open tomorrow |
| Cough, bullshit, cough |
| all the retards who doubted my APP puts ... see u at wendy's |
| Turns out it was not a great quarter |
| Same but my average is 402 and 138 |
| bottom catcher!!!! |
| Stock smashes earnings and raises...\n\nThe MM's: the fuq you did |
| Hope whoever took all my money enjoys that tomahawk ribeye tonight mfs |
| How does one separate the truth from the hyperbole in here jfc |
| Don’t worry you will be fine |
| Why all the volume on T? |
| not really unless you went ATM. IV crush incoming |
| Careful you’re going to make some people here look very stupid |
| Puts on everything, this market is so fucking trash. |
| Bro no one buys ford in my country anymore |
| why? |
| Great quarter for app… don’t understand the move |
| All bols saying Green Day coming. But Billy Joe Armstrong says he can only perform "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" tomorrow. |
| It seems some of you need to hear this, but the halls of Valhalla is where you go after being killed in battle. |
| Honestly? Not really. ER looked good as far as a beat, but it wasn't that big of a beat, which you kinda need when you're valued at the valuation that APP was. Not too surprised it crashed. |
| He came here for a blessing he did that last time before hammer time on Iran...pay attention |
| Sub 100 by Friday |
| My meemaw exclusively stores her wealth in tungsten 🔥 |
| Crisco or Sysco take ur pick |
| Well done. this is the way. |
| tomorrow gonna be a bloodbath |
| my ex wants me \n\nno evidence for that but the microplastics in my brain revealed it to me |
| My biggest holdings are microcock and Reddit 🙁 fml |
| who in their right mind bought my APP puts for 1.55$ per Share with 2DTE and strike of 335$ |
| +$500 trade yesterday, -$1500 trade today. \n\nC'est la vie |
| NGL made almost $60k past 40 days from CCs\n\nUnderlying is down like $600k from ATH though 🤡 |
| Look at the guidance |
| Got 750 @ 410. Steal. |
| APP beat earnings with good guidance? DAMP IT |
| CSCO gonna pump tomorrow. fuck these nerds |
| Try not looking at US tech. |
| If AI will go down, I'll go up. |
| Regard bet |
| 106 here |
| not "rigged", overhyped |
| Hold the line. Done let MM's scare you out |
| Good question , I want to know that too |
| Fuck bill, I want my money back |
| ALAB?!?!? |
| Coin puts for tomorrow, easy 10 bagger |
| No-Nuke Netanyahu might dunk us with this trip. very aggressive stance and posturing. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/quokka1234567890 made a bet that HOOD would go to 85.0 within **1 day** when it was 81.545 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 8 wins and 8 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| how do i buy puts on my portfolio? |
| Fuk em, did you get ahold of Sam Apple? |
| Man im gonns put i just know im gonna get reamed. Prediction market gonna make everyone put. |
| Billy Joe Armstrong called and said he can only perform "Boulevard of Broken Dreams." |
| Just don’t see why you’d buy leaps when it could easily go down as much as up it’s complete gambling |
| I feel and look like a raisin rn. |
| Ah yes the after market dip back to 0%. Chef boyardee would be proud |
| I make $22 an hour as a custodial worker. |
| If I find a girl called theta you know what’s going to happen |
| Well damn, I was almost -2k at the worst today and I closed -$300\n\nTaking it as a win |
| Very ghey, very ghey indeed |
| You are invested in a company whose founder is in the Epstein files. Good luck regard. |
| casual 10% drop in one day. out here tryna be like MSFT. |
| Shares or options |
| Wtf is numbers |
| We are going green after market |
| Ive been burned by hood and unity im sitting out today hopefully everyone makes money and doesnt get theta burnedp |
| God please save my NBIS shares tomorrow 😩 I don’t even play calls for 3 days 🫶🏻 |
| I’m glad I melted down all great meemaws silver- does anyone else have a meemaw I can convince to let me take their heirlooms for scrap? |
| Some blue collar manufacturing company +15% |
| They are getting better. |
| Try the line over at the soup kitchen. |
| “Just trust me bro” - SPY, probably |
| Has been for a long while. |
| Without looking that is a solid dump I bet, barely beating revenue is a no go |
| I’m going to buy NBIS when it hits $60 tomorrow morning after killing it on earnings. |
| Toyota says the thing they are good at and lead the market in is the way of the future,…. I like my Toyota and every big 3 car I have driven or owned was a pos but come on. |
| What do you think a bagger is? |
| Won't it pump for ipos?\n\n(Then immediately crash after) |
| Covering my b-hole as we speak in fear of your presence. |
| Prediction markets won TAM, I think. Also, HOOD didn’t do so well. |
| Omg, my boss is making us use Numbers over Excel |
| Ask him a question about a pedophilic ring and he’ll ask you back why you never smile. |
| If went into APP u would have been diked on the HOOD |
| got fucked today by MSFT. thanks bill. |
| Ruined by solvers, used to play back in the prime online era - I love the game |
| Imagine if Toyota paywalled basic lane center assist behind a monthly subscription. There would be total chaos. Tesla actually does it and everyone calls it innovation 🤡 |
| I by puts line go up, I buy calls line go down, I hate line so calls every day |
| Why didn’t you tell me? |
| My NVDA long position is ripping 🚀🚀🚀 |
| If your monthly gains aren't a higher number than your total account value, try some Zero Days. |
| Thanks! Even a dummy gets a hit once in a while. |
| Market is so manipulated it's incapable of going down even for a day without getting bought back immediately. |
| IV crush on APP is gonna be nasty. |
| Dump duol. I bought puts on you instead of hubs and app |
| Fair, but I was looking into AMZN for a while now, trading way lower than what I intended to enter in originally. So this is a good price for me to DCA into it, I also have shares |
| check again? retard |
| I mean you probably would’ve said the same at 4. How are you gonna get a 10 bagger with that mental |
| First in my bloodline to witness such bright reds.. |
| how many Big Macs do I gotta buy to get this stock price up \~5% by open tomorrow? FUCK |
| Calls it is |
| The market has reached a point of lunacy of punishing growth. |
| Yepppppp |
| Joseph R. Biden would have never allowed SPY to be range bound like this 😤 😤 |
| Since almost everyone failed my croc puts can succeed tomorrow, thank you for your sacrifice 🤪 |
| Poker dead? |
| Pls relief rally MMs 🙏📈 |
| Draftkings calls? Inversing all sense of logic and its dumped for 6 months? |
| thank u |
| This shit better move up to battle the dollar. I’m losing twice as much money. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/boopitydoopitypoop made a bet that IWM would go to 256.0 within **1 day** when it was 266.66 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 7 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| like the bible says, there's no crime if the dow is over 50,000 |
| Somebody’s gotta do it. You’re doing lord’s work. |
| Rekt |
| See ya friday |
| My calls are toast !! |
| Cisco. So much fraud memories..... |
| SPY flat, every thing u own 5-10% down, black magic fuckery. |
| Someone has to care for all those rich, retirees. |
| Energy pumps....it's Jan-Jun 2022 chart all over again |
| Fancy chocolate bar from WF tastes just like raisinets. |
| Need someone to change grandpa’s diapers and to serve as waiter and cleaner at pedo island |
| Not if you sell at a loss |
| Why is CSCO dumping it was a good report? |
| Dude has never even laughed, he’s insane. |
| So called Ape holders |
| Just the dog shit value of the dollar should’ve pushed spy through 700 weeks ago |
| Always wanted to buy more APP. Good opportunity now |
| The big woman on cnbc just said “I like McDonald’s” yes we all know |
| How is anyone supposed to pay their bills with the market not even moving since last year? This is ridiculous, you guys. |
| Applovin - - - next victim |
| green energy is back check out SolarEdge (SEDG). Started a position before their earnings call next week. Looking to gap up and has high short %. Could be a squeeze. |
| Iv, spread and prices where absurd on that chain |
| So…..when are we loading the boat with Google leaps |
| Did you know trump can't ride a bike 🚳 |
| cisco crash, only buy puts , earnings don't matter |
| Some made up dog shit Apple headline cost SPX 20 points lmao |
| I’m afraid to look how are my app calls looking? 👀 |
| Have a cardiology appt tomorrow, have to not look at stocks while my BP and pulse get checked sheesh |
| Qs and U lol |
| Don’t know about micron but there is 0 reason to buy leaps on Amazon. There is no nearby support level. Stop trying to time the bottom and wait for direction confirmation |
| I will continue to CATcall, thank you dump trucks. |
| holding onto hood until i make moola or nothing that's the way |
| I’ll never understand that decision. Tons of empty space in the van for more battery and they…didn’t use it. Battery supply issue or something? Fine, just make a smaller car first and scale up later. No? Discontinue it all and take a huge loss? Ok… |
| Earnings are last quarters news. Forward guidance is what matters to move the stock |
| And what does this have to do with Mclovin? |
| This market is so rigged, even I you thrash earnings by 10000% you will still get sold off |
| For those who don’t know. We need to add a little over 200k jobs every month just to keep up with population growth n break even |
| Next time Applovin will not buy alcool with a fake ID |
| Sold a put spread on RDDT, surely it can’t go any lower right? |
| My port has been green for 2 days in a row. I'm filling an issue report to Robinhood. |
| My Cisco calls, my UpST calls, my HIMs calls, god damn please stop 😭😭😭😭 |
| Just reverse your moves regard. |
| I'm up 2,600% in February.\n\nGonna take Friday off for real. |
| Lotta kurds here |
| It is |
| off course it did 84% profit up, bit as i said, the market is shit so everything sells |
| Need to see if mu/sandisk fade again. |
| TROX |
| Rip |
| Let’s all stop selling software stocks |
| combine that with stress on the Yen carry trade and you ahve a rotation out of tech. right now is not the time to be bullish on stocks that rose 500% in the last two years... |
| Caterpillar Inc. -> `774.005` (31.635 / 4.261%) |
| Investor to bag holder. Guh 🥴 |
| !p CAT |
| Shorted QQQ at 613.8, 613.9 and 614; more downside ahead. |
| Wait I thought Cisco was a cooking oil company. |
| I gave up on Bill after his metaverse kick. Can't trust him. |
| Good job |
| Green day incoming tomorrow |
| Call your dad right now and thank him for not raising a crypto retard |
| You’re supposed to sell when it’s green dude. Try again but do that this time |
| AMZN and MU leaps here is the play, don't do retard 2 months expiry options |
| Excellent trading day today \n\nMade $$$ both ways |
| Defensive stocks going to have P/Es higher than PLTR at this rate |
| New generation of bag holders. APP\n\nGlad I did not do that one |
| 5 minutes ago there were APP bulls |
| Why are RDDT ads so dog shit. Like absolute garbage |
| Right there with you my friend, hang in there….. |
| These past 2 weeks is terrible. Worst than liberation day. |
| Bought MU back in April or March for $87. Just sold about a 5th of my shares to make it free. Let the rest ride. |
| And shit fucking dollar |
| Checked HOOD at open, checked now again |
| Holy Mclovin |
| Software stocks are going to drag down QQQ for a while, big money has new outlook that app development is going to be very cheap in the future to create and maintain through AI. AI literally killing everything it touches before it's even touched it |
| at least you're up |
| Guh |
| $2 billion dollar military operation to shoot down a party balloon. And they missed.\n\nI want all my taxes back with interest. |
| App puts, printed, thank you |
| Don't forget Bill Meta |
| jobs now require 4 interviews to make $30 an hour |
| It’s starting to remind me of 2022 when most of the price movement happened after hours. |
| we wildin out there\n\ni made ez money calls monday, now just watching the seemingly bloodbath unfold |
| The stocks in my watchlist beat the stocks in my portfolio |
| Dead game |
| Whenever I buy it, it goes down. |
| Yes EQIX yes! |
| Just you bro |
| There will be blood |
| Rip |
| !RemindMe 30 days |
| After getting destroyed by hood calls, my app puts are printing 🥹 |
| Its dumping |
| 0 nice. Coolered in poker 4 times in a row sfter playing tournament for 3 hours nice |
| Yes |
| Applovin my new bag |
| Rip mcLovin |
| Rip |
| The market recently: \n\nOpen nicely green\n\nBols lose it all\n\nClose flat |
| Rip |
| And of course the only time I do calls puts it is! |
| Not sure why anyone is playing earnings in this market. APP probably had great earnings and it’s still plummeting |
| People really thought APP would pump! Should have known better you see what happened to GOOGL after a massive beat. Nothing pumps anymore…… |
| Printed on DDOG btw 🥱 |
| Agree!!! There’s fuckery going on |
| Rip |
| I read that as CS:GO and was confused for a sec 💀 |
| It’s been doing funny shit for a while now. The market manipulation is wild |
| We know |
| Only down $150,000 in 2 weeks, no biggie. |
| RIP to APP calls |
| ? |
| Lols |
| what happens if you buy share and put together every time? |
| Murdered my thrist again today. |
| Chat moving so fast no one will notice that I'm ghey |
| Looks bad, man |
| Wen penny pounders we hungry |
| I'm shaking. Thanks for making losing it all feel like community. |
| I think I could be much happier if I wasnt trading options\n\nBut I quite like it very much, its exciting and often land me decent gains. |
| I havent lost this much money since yesterday |
| That's what the bathroom's for! |
| I’m going to the homes of Tim Microsoft and John Google and whipping them if they can’t get their stocks up. |
| This market is so fucking stupid. |
| Have you experienced a -5% day on the SPY? |
| Why is the volatility of CSCO so high wtf |
| Did you ever hear the tragedy of Jerome The Wise?\n\n I thought not. It’s not a story WSB would tell you. It’s a 🏳️🌈🐻 legend. JPOW was a Dark Lord of the Fed, so powerful he could use his money printer to influence the economy… \n\nHe had such a knowledge of the economy that he could even keep stocks from falling. The dark side of the economy is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… transitory. \n\nHe became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his job, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught Kevin Warsh everything he knew, then Kevin sold at the top. \n\nIronic. He could save others from market corrections, but not himself. |
| In the end bols always win |
| As low as your mom. |
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| How is this platform Communist? Also what's a regard? Or are you just trying to self censor your slurs like a good lil boy. |
| Everything gets hammered on earnings. Only thing holding up indices is PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM. |
| Bye Felicia |
| ATCH earnings soon. Big news on proceeding with their main plan after years of work. Confidence growing that earnings will grow quite a lot every quarter for a longtime, and that acquisitions will start becoming much easier |
| Were they the Epstein file redacters? |
| I love MCD should have bought calls knowing they would beat since they are value. Was to busy watching my XOM calls print |
| I got fucked by HOOD yesterday good thing I didnt go in APP today |
| App shitting the bed |
| CSCO seems lost |
| Hey grok |
| Bought puts one min before close |
| Biden cooked his numbers even worse than trump |
| A... final solution on... gay numbers |
| appNOTlovin 😭 |
| Ahh the end of February right when nvda has blowout earnings and tanks and everything else spikes...and people have their taxes to splurge and lose it all....will be a bombastic week.... 😆 |
| vix calls here we back |
| that requires a large amount of capital |
| How low can reddit go? |
| App puts printing boys |
| Miss the days when SLV would gap up like 10% ah. |
| Shut up Victoria |
| Nah I’m in the green just bought the dip today |
| Rip quarter pounders |
| Where are my fellow VKTX investors?? |
| I suspect they may start charging to use the vehicle app after all |
| When green energy back? It’s getting killed lately |
| APP deep in the red lmao |
| earnings are so predictable these days, pump on great earnings, followed by dump for no fucking reason |
| bro stop pocket watching |
| Amazon worth less than nvdia is a tragedy |
| Bye bye APP lmaooo |
| Nvm |
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| No |
| Yes |
| Am I allowed to cry in the casino yet...? |
| !banbet |
| APP best earnings time to tank |
| Holy fuck we drilling |
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| Shut up Pippa |
| Are we looking at the same chart? LOL |
| Nope APP dumping |
| App er out? |
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| Need a daily poll to see what percentage of users here are theta gang. |
| ONCE AGAIN I SAY: \n\n#YUNO BALL 🤡 |
| !banbet SPY $680 1D |
| 585 tomorrow |
| Also, overall food was up 3.1 in 2025.\nRecent increase in natural gas prices +10%\nElectricity up6.7%\n\nGreatness. |
| It's an instinct. |
| *wolverine holding picture frame*\n\nAnother day without SPY 700 |
| App er out? |
| Fiserv down 73% in 12 months. What the actual F |
| just buy and hold MU |
| I only invest in companies with negative P/E's or P/E's over 75. |
| It’s not looking good for you Sẽnior |
| Er out? |
| Which guy |
| They have their own buffalo bill |
| Are ya winning, son? |
| whao |
| imagine betting against MU during an AI arms race |
| Er out?? |
| need a +$10 recovery day from goog tomorrow |
| many, many shares\n\nmany puts but not enough for what's going to happen |
| I don't know what CSCO does but this yolo put is in shambles. |
| LETS FUCKING GO $MU\n\n\nDIAMOND HANDS NIGAS |
| APP shorts bout to be vice gripped |
| Surely msft won’t go 4 months red in a row right…. |
| They should make a movie about bezos hover yacht |
| Fuck no\n\n |
| Money, money, money, always sunny\nIn a rich man’s world |
| Fkk SMR no tendies this year |
| McLovin |
| RIP app puts |
| I need unprecedented shrek dildos on META, MSFT, GOOGL and AAPL right fucking now bro |
| I'm no wizard but I think you should try inversing what you have been doing. Maybe you might get a different outcome |
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| So true, just uninstall the app and dont even look at it till the end of this year. My strategy if NBIS fucks up their earnings call tomr lol |
| Weird. I wonder who was president in 2017 when it was this bad? |
| APP mooning |
| I’ll watch it, did a few pennys on 402 puts 2/13 lol |
| Maybe some tariffs? That will surely boom the economy! |
| Nah more bad news coming next 2 days |
| I made $1.33 on AMD so I’m going to hold and hope for another blockbuster day like that. |
| don't bet against mcd's otherwise you'll end up working there\n\n |
| Jeez how can I be so wrong so consistently. |
| Almost, zuckerburg had to head home for a bit |
| I have the pro max and yeah it’s beautiful. Huge upgrade from the 11 |
| at least one person here buys options with their unemployment benefits |
| Fuck yes CSCO to the moon |
| This APP movement a bit sus |
| how long is your girl's clitoris, i might be with a dood |
| MSFT under $400 tomorrow. Was being killed when SPY was flat, cant imagine how bad it’ll be when we have a red day across the entire market |
| How’s everyone’s anooooos? |
| Hey grok, remove 99% from Bears Portfolio. |
| TBH with all the dumbass IPOs this year, and everything so far removed from fundamentals, I may give up on US tech after my RDDT foray |
| They call him lil Jesus |
| Boobs\n\nWe all have them.\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter. |
| NBIS calls anyone? |
| I fucking love my deep blue iPhone 17 pro |
| Kinda hoping for silver sub 80 🤤 |
| It's investing they said. Try some they said. |
| Nice lick homie |
| The day you think you’ve finally got it figured out is the day the market beats you to a pulp and leaves you to die next to a dumpster. That lingering shadow of doubt is what keeps you alive. It’s like the fear that keeps you one step further back from the cliff edge. |
| I didn't think my 2k loss was so bad today, except that I've been losing 2k a day for the last 15 days |
| Killin' me, man |
| FUCK APPL FUCK TIM 🅱️OOK |
| Huffin spores to see tomorrows stock market |
| APP spike |
| get a femboy bf |
| Iron workers, welders, firefighters, elevator workers, powerplant workers, linemen, gas techs, boilermakers, electricians....and those are just the ones posted on our local union halls bulletin board *last night.* |
| Agreed Will print |
| Red day |
| So aliens in El Paso? |
| More bang for your buck if you long IAU. |
| What time did you buy and sell approximately? Movement was ass today |
| Another flat day. Zero gains for the past four months. Thank you 🥭! I’m so tired of winning! |
| Perfect price discovery |
| that’s not very nice 😔 |
| I really like them, idk why they felt like they needed to make it have anything to do with a mustang though |
| 2024 mention AI on ER call moon\n\n2026 mention AI on ER call tank |
| lol, NVDA was battling a few cents above 190 but closed perfectly 5 cents under it 😂 |
| Mu and sndk suddenly printing like no tomorrow |
| honestly wouldn't be suprised if we see some solid green days coming up, the charts are looking pretty bullish rn |
| yup |
| I just farted |
| if you lost money, its okay, theres always tomorrow\n\nand ill continue praying for intc to go down |
| Trump removed for Epstein involvement Bull prosperity walk to Y'all Street |
| Didn't even gamble today but still loss money. SMH |
| #MSFT going below $400 tomorrow and below $300 next month LMAO🤌 |
| MU to 450 tmr |
| Sorry to hear dude. Hope she don't lose her job. |
| Theta decay since November. So boring |
| Why does every week feel like an episode I’ve already watched? |
| Calls contracts ? |
| Bad news is MU is the only green in my port today. Good news is I'm full port on it |
| About ready to just buy the ATHS of MU and TSM and call it a year. |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| App hubs crox nbis puts\nCsco call |
| not quite bud. but out of curiosity whats your position |
| 👏👏👏 |
| Feeling sad |
| Beautiful gheyness today ghey bears! We dance tomorrow! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| GLD is the play? Always has been. |
| 🥭 got you. |
| First move is always fake ... APP puts WILL PRINT |
| 0% on spy\n\nCant make this shit up lol |
| Never fade Applovin |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Own-Wolverine-5361 made a bet that SPY would go to 687.0 within **17 hours** when it was 692.895 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 20 wins and 29 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Theta gang must be buying their 10th lambo at this point. |
| GUYS, please print my QS calls. I promise I have puts on every single other earnings here. |
| Pump silver 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 |
| The best strategy is to fondle the balls too, then it's over faster. Which is a higher rate of return long term because you can fit more in a day.\n\n\nIts not about the overall experience, it's about the finish. That's a lesson you learn as a veteran. \n\n\nHope that helps. |
| I hate the fact people are pretending everything is ok and saying SPY is flat, no wtf everything is down 20% over the past month |
| https://preview.redd.it/75v9hnebjxig1.jpeg?width=889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bea8d98be795c10e722f9e60412bf65913a58e4\n\nUpdate - scalped some profits from Monday and rolling them to double down - betting on a Black Friday scenario (YOLO) |
| Wow exciting day again Ameritards, dont forget to dump tomorrow again at open and call us europoors! (like always) |
| They were saying that yesterday too |
| Spy did some funny shit today. |
| Made 23k today with MU and hopefully assfucked lots of trapped bears too. Life is good. Repeat tomorrow? 🙂 |
| APP !?? ER imminent |
| puts it is |
| HOOD recovery is going to be biblical (im coping) |
| Clap your ass if Magneto just flew by and pulled every nail out of your house. |
| So jobs that were laid off due to the loss of Federal funds to hospitals are now back. |
| Full ported those friday expiry APP calls. Need line to go up |
| after 3 yrs |
| NO! |
| Today, SPX, was perfection. Fuk everyone. |
| Iran War bullish or ber? |
| surely MSFT will announce a deal and spike 15% and my 2dte calls will be up 9001% |
| Moving to the right |
| #We are overdue for a 10% pump LMAO🤌 |
| ;( |
| The right is saying it's all in our heads, the economy is better than ever. FFS. |
| RemindMe! 1 day |
| 700 wen? |
| UUUU is gonna move with new coverage and a guy rating. |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I just lost everything (300 dollars) |
| the top is not in until you can buy stock with SNAP benefits |
| great, now I know my calls are going to get fucked |
| How can you resolve day trading restriction ? |
| My $250k port is up $6 today. The market is ghey |
| I thought on the BLS report they revised November and December up a touch over 100k? |
| who the hell is investing in such a stupidly named company |
| That's for Europe. Ford Of Europe is essentially a completely different company. They only share I think 3 cars. The escape (now defunct), the mustang, and now the ranger.\n\nFord US Sells\n\nBronco\nBronco sport\nEscape\nExplorer\nExpedition\nMaverick\nRanger\nF-150 \nSuperDuty\nTransit\n\nMach-E\nTransit EV\n\nFord of Europe is basically dying.\n\nYou can see they sell completely different vehicles.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_of_Europe |
| 317.5 2/25 |
| Nah, you are good. The DD today cause of CRM and Unity, which triggered a fresh Saas sales. But MSFT is Mera previous quarter. |
| you mean puts |
| GOOGL |
| So how is app doing |
| “anything after is profit basically”\n\n“can’t go down more”\n\nOh boy |
| stuck the UNCH landing. bravo |
| You guys don't get it, once all the AI money stops getting handed around in a circle it comes to us. 😎 |
| I’m new to this. When does the losing stop?? |
| So glad I closed out my SOXL calls yesterday. Definitely didn’t want those gains |
| if i knew everybody was dick shit deep in GOOG calls i wouldnt have bought y'all have me cooked |
| WTF ... is ... this ... shit |
| Can’t even get 700 with rigged numbers LMAO 🤌 |
| A beautiful, perfect flat day. |
| NBIS earnings at 7:30am EST tomorrow morning 2/12 |
| $0.22 off from the legendary gray day. do better thetagang. |
| i |
| Lol |
| Yeah, actually, it was worth it yesterday (swapped AMZN for MU calls.) Not certain I have a better idea today, though. |
| Microslop below $400 tomorrow, hope you morons who invested in MSFT lose your money |
| i´m tired boss. |
| SPX 0 DTE giving me heart palpitations but bagged $200 on final dump. |
| just gonna let mu take me to valhalla |
| 2 red days in a row on SPY, finally we get a bol rally going again tomorrow |
| Lost 400 with google calls. Was down 1500 so I’ll take it |
| thank god you didnt |
| SPY's been like WW1 Western front since November. Endless bloodbath with no actual gains for either side |
| Classic Nvidia cant finish above 190 so it dumps ahhhh |
| Anyone here into electroculture? |
| Casino is closed. You now have time for some gooning |
| Knew NVDA was being used to keep it flat |
| only when a mosquito lands on a man’s ball, he understands violence is not the answer |
| It’s the same as r/news just team red instead of team blue |
| SPX closes red lol. Told you fuckers! |
| never doubt Trump, libs. |
| Bought an APP share cause why not |
| Just bought more GLD Sept calls. That play is back on, baby. |
| Not allowed to let retail make money |
| LMAO flat wtf |
| Yeah. We told the c suite that pickup customers didn’t want electric and we had the data to back it up but they just went pickups big volume so electric pickups also big volume. Hurr durr durr |
| Buy a new one |
| Tomorrow I dig a hole and sleep in it for a thousand years before I awaken and terrorise the pale weak future people. |
| I love real meat. 🥩 |
| 100%. Amazing having Tom Lee on to spew that bullshit |
| If it can be replaced by AI it goes down but if it uses AI it also goes down smh |
| You belong in this subreddit, but not for the reasons you think. |
| wen? |
| SPY 695 tomorrow, 697 Friday.\n\nMASSIVE PUMP going into March/April. |
| **BERS** on AIPAC most wanted listed |
| asts down, made on puts |
| My move tomorrow? Lose *more* money. |
| AI getting too good at sideways days |
| At least im not a ber |
| Here comes the putfucker 9000 |
| See you next week |
| Um, actually, I bought GOOGL because searching up just ''GOOG'' doesn't bring up the chart. |
| Take your hand off your schlongs |
| Just buy GLD and wait, stop overthinking. |
| nbis cheecks will be spreaded tommorow |
| Deport the poors |
| Are earnings real? Or just a maths exercise? Given the latest earnings, how is goog red and tsla green, jfc |
| Micron is gonna fly in after hours |
| Ngl whoever Elmo has controlling the stonk is absolutely sikwidit |
| They mostly left. Just control your risk and make fewer plays |
| Man good luck Applovin players I hope everyone gets 500%+ plus on their calls tmm |
| What's the strat? Deep ITM 0-2DTEs? |
| VG as always 🚀 |
| soo.. what happend with shopify? +11 to -10? |
| Generational...Are we mayflies |
| If you’re a bot I hope you’re a smart one |
| Close the casino |
| Unfortunately they don't know the numbers need to stick close to projections to be seen as good. Being way off means that the experts aren't seeing something, and if they don't know then it must be bad. |
| We open at 695 tmrw 🤠 |
| Lets see how it goes |
| Honestly I did this and it was worth realizing the loss |
| Everyone knows APP will eat shit so it's going up |
| OMG I'M RUINED. Sorry just practicing for tomorrow when all my csp are underwater in a big way |
| Hakuna matata to you too. |
| Here have some free trial oxy contins. \n\nFor the record the oxy days were 100x better than the current street drug landscape. |
| Holy shit nvidia gonna reject 190 AGAIN lmaooo |
| App calls |
| You could have bought 10 $300 Jan ‘27 calls for the same price with $411 break even which would be more guaranteed. Now you have 1 month bruh |
| ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT DID HE SAY |
| I bought a LEAP yesterday afternoon and decided that was stupid so I sold it and bought puts instead and that was a great choice |
| Made 3k today I'll take it |
| Thanks for selling. Bought at $115 today on the deep discount. |
| Back in the HOOD I see |
| Nobody here is profitable and everyone is retarded |
| If you buy puts here just know you're gay. |
| Same thing, buy calls now, sell at open in morning and buy puts in morning |
| MSTR massive green candle at close?\n\nEdit: It wicked to 129 |
| My grocery bill predicts it will not be good |
| Strike? |
| Yes. yes you are. |
| LOL coming from the most dishonest admin in history. They're not going to report bad numbers. |
| Shoulda bought more CAT |
| Sir this is Wsb |
| Anyone have a purple portfolio today? |
| Waah waah waah |
| That guy really did his job well. |
| Fascinating |
| Looks good bruv |
| Same bro, astrology told me it's gonna print |
| Could likely be prior. Would be nice if earnings actually sends up upward. |
| Csco puts thank me later |
| That Open AI stake was 49% and has been diluted by Amazons NVIDIAs and SoftBanks investment. They have no vote on the board. Open AI is now also available on AWS as well as Azure which originally had exclusivity. The lack of a moat for Microsoft is a concern. If Open AI does not win the battle for dominance with Gemini and Anthropic it leaves MSFT exposed. MSFT has the bulk of corporate business to protect so they have a lot on the line. There will be more than one winner so it’s not game over but it’s a risk to the valuation. |
| Everyone make it home safe ... crucifix opens tomorrow at 9:30 cya |
| Bro utube n chill shit is a boomerfolio play. |
| BUT WAIT, THE CEO OF CITADEL, KENNY IS CALLING AS WELL! WILL YOU HANG UP ON LARRY??! |
| Open above 695, dip to 690, close somewhere in between. Day after day lol |
| generational money to be made on APP puts in 2 MINUTES |
| Sell nbis in next few minutes before earnings tmrw? \nCan’t trade after hours |
| 7500 for SPX tomorrow |
| Semi index up nearly 3% |
| Ber still ghey |
| It’s not about being shallow, it’s self-esteem and rejection sensitivity. Most women do not get rejected very often |
| n |
| Your a cornball |
| Any veteran traders here who are consistently profitable? (inb4 nobody here is profitable and everyone is regarded). \n\nHow long did it take for you to be confident with your strategy? I feel like I'm entering a stage where I have more confidence in my strategy and have made a couple of recent discoveries that have kind of made things click for me. I have had a much higher winrate now that these pieces came together for me. But I don't want to fool myself into a false sense of confidence and fuck it all up again like I have earlier in my journey. How do you know when you've actually got something figured out? |
| I want to say TLRY. But I'm just guy with baggage. Lot of it. |
| canadians copying us with their school shooting \n\n**SAD!** |
| It'll be glorious when that TSLA 500 hits |
| We were all cucked today |
| First |
| Tried to short app, but the IV is to crazy for single leg options and spreads are not getting filled.\n \nFuck that shit. |
| Is there any possibility of a buy point with it? |
| I think [MSFT](http://aimytrade.io/ticker/MSFT) is a shitty company. |