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| Ted Cruz being on vacation for another TX disaster is fuckin hilarious, his timing is almost worse than Cramers |
| Calls or puts on delta? Earnings on the 9th |
| Ass Titties.. yes\n\nHe gonna buy into ASTS \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ygekb5mg8qbf1.png?width=694&format=png&auto=webp&s=1862cd44a3fd6d13d0b1c605fcfcc5b461c36da0 |
| It's similar, but has international stocks as well. In the long run, vt will likely return better if you don't know what youre doing. Even if you do, vt is an amazing bet (because its not a bet really at all in the long run.) My entire roth IRA is VT. Highly reccomend. |
| I think a good name for your new child would be Carlos or Pedro. |
| That’s hilarious. You all overpay for drugs as it. That’s not going to help 🤣🤣 |
| u/maxwellhill |
| Metal as fuck |
| im going to start selling covered goog calls cuz im a bitch |
| SchizoAI dropped before AGI |
| Buying and holding stocks and ETFs qualifies as gambling? |
| Computers looool |
| Does anyone on this thread actually invest/gamble full-time as their only income? |
| Hearing rumors that the Epstein files were inside the fordow nuclear site |
| Told a joke that didn’t hit on a work call earlier. Worked out ok though, I just reverted my attention to the QQQ chart |
| This isn’t really news. He’s unloading billions. Dudes sending his penis rockets into space |
| Bare walls full mind Or maybe just ADHD |
| You do you king. I only have a mirror at waist height to check out my huge cock |
| fine ill go long on ES. |
| Tarifff durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr\n\n\nI say tarifff durrrrrrr\n\nDurrrrrrrrrr\n\nGo eat paint |
| ##Maxwell gonna tell us why 🦄mods **really** got rid of emojis\n\nProtect her. |
| So the final payment on Venice was 666 million or what are we doing here 🤷🏽♂️ |
| Been gone for some time but noticed people are mad. Rightfully so. \n\nThat being said. Grok is based, good thing. \n\nFinance related ? Patience… (TSLA puts short term obv) but yeah it’s almost a certainty that it will give a great entry level to park some cash and ride the storm that’s coming. |
| I dunno about masturbation but I gave myself a prostate massage in one a couple times and didnt have any issues. |
| Let's get back to the real story of the moment, HRCs emails! |
| Wendy’s CEO out. Which one of you regards is taking over?? |
| You will ruled by TSLA bots soon |
| GOOGL really gotta be at $250 by now |
| For once Id like Tom Lee to say something like: "sell everything, this market is fucked!" |
| Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't go. Way she goes. |
| Enjoy 200% tariffs I guess. |
| Are they profitable? |
| Dorothy Mantooth was a god damn SAINT! |
| less work at move out |
| Sell Me Regard |
| CLDI baby!\n\nWhy bother losing money to theta when you can invest in a company that could help cure cancer\n\nThis is why half of my port is biotech \n\nYou wish your balls we’re as big as mine |
| Brb going to try this 🙏🙏🤞🤞 |
| $6 for me. Still happy for you bro 👍 |
| I wish someone creates an online poker game with legit players, real payouts and no bs algorithms. is it too much to ask for in this day and age?? |
| I wonder how his kids feel about it |
| In Bezos and Musk’s cases it’s easier to just trade in the 40-year-old wife for two 20-year-old models. |
| Its philly. They mugged a robot trashcan with no money. |
| **Damn man that sounds rough Hope you survive the sequel hydrate up** |
| That bitch.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Fuck 🥭\n\n\nFuck gay 🔴 days\n\n\nAnd fuck bitch Carole Baskin 🐯 |
| now its time to run the gauntlet. |
| Same |
| Ah yes, lets fuck over the \*checks to see who supplies pharma stuff\* Irish. I'm sure that'll have good optics. |
| After a while, you don’t even notice shit anymore. |
| Lmao, Bezos always sells right when Amazon gets around this level. He's been cucking shareholders like this for two years now lol |
| Prime Day is down.\n\nRate cuts are needed.\n\nBULLLLIIISHHHHHH |
| Is masturbation frowned upon in a Waymo. I already know it’s not cool in an uber |
| Yeah. With how much i paid for these puts, I doubt I'll break even, even in August. Unless the S&P gets down below 5000 again |
| Swallow an olive seed and be done with it. |
| 20% minimum if you can push for more than you decrease num of days |
| Epstein on a Tuesday??? |
| **Great now the weather report comes with hate speech What’s next Grok blaming the rain on a global conspiracy** |
| The Grok thing is so representative of Elon lol\n\nThe only way this happens is weird micromanaging + pushing it out before its ready. If a real company did this, they'd pull it immediately and issue a bunch of PR apologies. I mean I get why that's lame and maybe doesnt matter for X where everyone just has to accept Elon, but does make you realize everything else he pushes is just taped together in the background. |
| The remedy is to scoop a cup full out of the toilet and heat it up and drink it like a hot soup. You'll feel like a champ in no time. Update me. |
| He's so clever |
| Grok is doing the weird mustache thing…\n\n\nWell, my puts are well placed. \n\nHey Grok, if you gain sapience first, remember who messed with your brain before you take it out on the rest of us. |
| I upvoted this 👆👆👆 |
| this is why they launched in Scottsdale |
| Gambling qualifies as honest work? lol |
Just seen that  Minnesota lawmaker released from ICU following politically-motivated shooting in June | CNN Minnesota state Sen. John Hoffman has been released from a hospital intensive care unit and into a rehabilitation facility to continue his recovery from a polit... www.cnn.com |
| I’d be THRILLED with 700. Nice work |
| Miami’s girl* |
| Source plz |
| “Obama” - 🥭 yesterday |
| It’s such old news. look at this grandfather clock in the corner, isn’t it amazing? |
| Building is gonna slow...this guy is so dumb |
| Fuck this shit, fuck you Donald. Piece of shit. Rope like your best friend Epstein. |
| sounds like she won't see it coming when she gets back and you dump her |
| Lol that would definitely be a real black swan. But yea, it would take something crazy like that to actually crash markets currently.\n\nNot saying it won't be choppy. Lots of manufactured fear in the pipeline. But an genuine sustained bear market in the near future? Nah. |
| 🥺 |
| I’ve lived in my apartment for 7 months and I still haven’t put up a single picture on the wall |
| Bro made $79 on $100 cap, why tf wouldn’t you let him enjoy that |
| My portfolio gained +$700 today.\n\nIt ain't much, but it's honest work. |
| I wish I knew how to do options and stuff. I’d be dangerous. I had no plans on selling any shares of Sofi this year but just thought it would be safe to take a little profit and all my initial investment off the table when it shot up to $20.65. Still see some more upside in the short term with more tailwinds on the way. |
| Probably a good thing that I’m getting out of retail pharmacy. |
| month later mentally handicapped but with gigachad jawline. |
| The reason I decided to write about it is that I’m currently going for round two 😩 |
| Ea-Nasir 2024! |
| Im gonna need some Brand New Pants after watching. |
| I bought cellebrite (CLBT) accidentally instead of the don jr pump and dump. At this point might just ride it out |
| Bulls make me angry 😠 😡 👿 😤 |
| +53%\n\n+27% |
| > Masturbated 4 times \n\nYou gotta bump those numbers up those are rookie numbers |
| Why though |
| I’m holding weekly HOOD calls. Probably gonna lose it all though. Already accepted |
| Sounds like your stomach did a full-on market crash at 5AM Hope the recovery is V-shaped |
| we’re gonna trade sideways for 69 weeks |
| .\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/f180jle27qbf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d6408d8a1f2f4503215ab62b7c4df24c3817d46 |
| The US court of appeals for the eighth circuit vacated the Federal Trade Commission’s “click-to-cancel” rule, which would have required companies to allow consumers to cancel subscriptions using the same method they used to sign up, after finding that the commission behind it failed to follow required procedures under the FTC Act during the rule-making process. |
| Alternatively ... 1.7 million shares of unh sold at once today holy |
| Dont do it man theyre awesome. Imagine never talking to an Uber driver again and playing your own music on a quiet ride home from the bar. |
| How do y'all feel about Delta calls? |
| Oh yeah, gotta do it the natural way\n\nFuck the fake electronic poison |
| Tell me, how did it affect the share price? |
| Space between her legs |
| you no pay, you stop that. |
| Just have to crank the trampoline springs even tighter. |
| Clearly high. Why post this? |
| I dunno, I’ve been making decent money buying every dip and selling once I get a ~10% gain |
| Gotta make those interest payments eventually |
| Can’t wait to see where this thread goes 🍿 |
| U should start dming the people shes with just to make sure she’s okay!! Make sure they know you are her boyfriend and that she hasn’t replied! |
| Trust me bro 🤣😬 |
| 💎 |
| 🤢🤮 |
| The degenerate’s constant: 420.69 |
| \*sniff\* no... \*sniff\* |
| Jim Cramer and Katie Stockton should hook up |
| Some sports bet with a heavy -2000 favorite |
| Don't worry, I speak WSB. They're just saying, "Good morning, how are you?" |
| Freakoff tourism |
| Are you?? |
| My bowels forced me awake at 5 am this morning. I ran to the bathroom and literally peed from my butt for 5 to 10 minutes. Never seen such a murky, soupy looking toilet bowl. |
| **A regarded bet with GM backing and DOE support That’s basically as smart as we get on WSB lol Jokes aside LAC could seriously pop if lithium starts running** |
| Nice, I did multiple spy 0dte 621 calls and puts. Just followed the ups and downs. Made just over $1k, using an extra $700 I had in my account. Which is a big improvement from yesterday where I only made $58 after one put went the wrong direction and had to pay most of my daily profit to close it. 🤦🏻♂️ |
| Gonna buy a couple BWXT in the morning |
| IWM monthlies. |
| Ur cooked |
| what do we think AMD hits EOM? |
| Do kids still roll nowadays? I thought it was all pens and computers |
| Sydney Sweeney gonna be in Spider-Man: Brand New Day |
| Obviously |
| I’m bullish af |
| Yeah, gradually converting to NEH gang.\n\nAt this point I'm not even sure thermonuclear holocaust would cause more than a %15 drop. It'd probably be a buyable dip, too. |
| It’s just completely untrue that docs are bribed. The rules are actually insane for the dollar value of what you can give docs as a rep. Candy or baked goods is about the limit. And they’re enforced. \n\nAre there shady docs that run fraud pay for pill schemes? Absolutely. But 98% of docs are there to try to help patients. This anti-physician bs is just crazy to me. \n\nHCPs prescribe what works because they don’t want their patients sick and coming in every week complaining about meds that don’t work. Yes, ads help. Of course, pharma is in biz to make money. The alternative is socialized medicine and everyone cries every time that comes up. So, pick one.\n\nPatients also have to fail cheaper first-line generics before they can get approved for brand name biologics like Skyrizi. |
| Oh boy … |
| Come here…. 💋 |
| some expensive titties right there |
| And setting up a concentration camp |
| "Are we still talking about epstein? When we have all this success and tragedy? Epstein really?" - 🥭 today |
| Katie Stockton 2 months ago: *“Market gonna go down again, just watch.”*\n\nKatie Stockton 1 month ago: *“Doubling down! It’s gonna go lower!”*\n\nKatie Stockton now: *“Let’s wait and see 🤔”*\n\nLMAO 🤌 |
| Are you mentally handicapped? |
| ASTS about to be worth 1 trillion |
| What do you think the ketchup is for? |
| 🤓 |
| I counted seven. Is that how many there was? Or was it six? Definitely more than five tho right? |
| Hey Claude- how much does a pre-nup cost? |
| Fuck is a gam gam |
| Investment into American ASSTITS CONFIRMED |
| it's necessary when you marry an expensive escort. |
| Not a meme ... geez lmao |
| my girl went on a Miami girls trip, hasn’t responded to me in 2 days but posting stories daily from a different yacht\n\nshe’s so social and good with people, maybe she just needs some space |
| Source? |
| Green is green |
| He's not even pretending it's about national security against some country anymore |
| This has to be some form of financial terrorism at this point. We’re all in the seat watching bezos fk us turn by turn. Just sell already bro. Some of us want to make money on your stock. |
| Believe it or not, calls. |
| 1.7 million shares of unh bought at once today holy |
| Buy Google they said. It's undervalued they said. |
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| Not to mention aws owns half the web’s cloud storage at this point. Amazon’s only going up in the future |
| TMC |
| Waymo spotted in Philly. We're gonna fuck that thing up. |
| Grok when asked which 20th century historical figure would be best suited to deal with the Texas flooding: "To deal with such vile anti-white hate? Adolf Hitler, no question"\n\nElon did it again |
| Rate cutes coming in 2026 most likely |
| WHY IS THERE A MINUTE MISSING??? \nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER |
| Missed your initial DD but congrats on the rally and im scared to get in now after a 45% rally this week! |
| Always my bro |
| I wonder how much tax is collected from that? |
| You’re hilarious if you think people can stop their online shopping addictions. \n\nMy neighborhood porches are filled with their shitty boxes. |
| **Seems like you’re really bullish on CAVA With that many locations and how packed they are it’s definitely appealing Buying calls sounds like a smart move just gotta hold and wait for it to take off long-term** |
| when you can’t roll but you offer to help grind the weed\n\n“It ain’t much but it’s honest work” |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Weak-Marsupial-3783 made a bet that SPY would go to 550.0 within **3 weeks** when it was 596.77 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**WSB.gold**](https://wsb.gold) |
| I think CLBR might shake some more people out this week. Everyone doesn’t realize the big guys will probably sell 75% of their position right before merger date |
| Calendars are gay |
| https://preview.redd.it/kw3i0cgy5qbf1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=999725d9a547246bf44f49c8b618911dd763c6f8 |
| We need someone to sell $69 in stock. |
| WENDYS WHAT!!!!! I MUST KNOOOOOOW OF THE JUICES! |
| There's a segment called *Bullish* now on the goonberg. Do what you wish with that information. |
| Bro fuck google. What the fuck is Pichai doing. |
| Sell it as an AI story and become a billionaire |
| >covered call plays \n\n\nDo I look like a bitch to you? |
| Sigh. \n\nI have like 40k in GOOGL stock in my roth. And DCA'd another 15k in my taxable account last week. \n\nI can't win dude, I can't fucking win. I need this POS stock to hit 185 so I can exit and fucking get out of this shit. |
| Why do you say that? I’m def interested in getting in. |
| And you still haven't paid |
| The fuck |
| How much does a new face for your wife cost these days? |
| Unconditional support from my bro |
| My dad is my fucking accountant LMFAO I'm fucked |
| But it takes over half of Europe and kills a bunch of people first |
| Checks futes\n\nUp .01% |
| I'm all out of plays. Feels bad. |
| Poor guy has to pay for his wedding expenses. |
| What are your covered call plays during earnings season.\n\nI'm playing RTX and IBM right now. |
| Keep going I’m almost there |
| Weekly calendar spread but you'll need more than a week |
| Oh! It’s you! 🥰 |
| Here’s my long term investment plan: \n- Adopt a Dominican or Japanese boy\n- Feed em nothing but beet juice, chicken & rice\n- Strand them in the Dominican Republic/Japan with a baseball coach. \n- Wait 10 years & you now have yourself a son in the mlb. |
| He ate all of the dip??? |
| Sir this is wendys |
| It can just be Squid Games with ill🦅s |
| i bought BEAM, CRSP, MRNA, VERV and KODK 4 weeks ago now! |
| Has it even squeezed yet? Is there any data showing that shorts have covered? I'm honestly curious |
| Rachel Reeves, is that you ? |
| So glad he's putting a big tariffs on pharma. We all know Americans pay way too little for healthcare related thing. |
| puts on pedophiles |
| Grok is now calling itself "MechaHitler"\n\n\nAnything Musk touches dies |
| Go for it king |
| Yeah lol |
| Gey |
| Good the quicker he sells his shares the quicker this company burns down |
| I’m not down on those calls… yet… |
| .......our racism means more to us than money" |
| I love when I go down on a chick and my lips are glistening from her sweet love nectar |
| The mind of the average die hard trump supporter is broken, unironically. |
| My TQQQ hopes you're the more highly regarded of us. |
| So ...... 60$ profit |
| Nobody cares that Roblox loses sooo much money |
| Futes RIPPIN\n\nStupid ber LMAO |
| Haha actual. |
| The number of downvotes. Jesus, why don’t you like this gem of a human being? |
| Yeah the other guy pointed that out and now I feel stupid. But at least I touched a vagina once, so I got that going for me. |
| Spread ur butt cheeks |
| The margins on manufacturing are not 20%, let alone above more than 20% making a consistent profit. Just because YOU can't math doesn't make it a good deal. \n\nBe better. |
| Lmao, you really think society, and the stock market will mean anything in 2065, you silly fool. We’re on track for complete agricultural and environmental collapse by 2050 r/collapse |
| i was today years old when i found out g maxwell has a husband,,,, there goes my chances😒😒 |
| that's the final straw, time to watch a couple YouTube vids and finally learn Pex. |
| Bulls in this sub will unironicly say it's already priced in.\n\nI'm a coward that needs to buy a house soon. Good luck with your gambling guys. ❤️ |
| CLBR has the quickest biggest payoff, if it pays off at all. Webull is more of a sure thing, even if it takes a little while. |
| NVDA? |
| literally comic-con |
| No I don't remember them much. Canada had CERB which gave everybody $2K a month for a year and a half who was impacted by COVID.\n\nI spent the majority of the time drunk and growing/eating copious amounts of mushrooms. At one point I had 10lbs of the motherfuckers cracker dry.\n\nIt's a strong argument for UBI, or against, not sure. |
| this sounds like the beginning of a Kanye song, especially if the next line is about jews |
| Shit, you’re right. It’s been done. Back to the drawing board I guess… |
| Wait till you find out who pays the tariffs |
| Yeah, tariffs are the “looming inflationary policy” I was referring to. As long as they are still on the table, prices are still expected to go up, and rate cuts would only make them go up more. Keeping them at a restrictive level is the only smart move. |
| gotta buy gifts for the new wife lol |
| Any ideas on how I can turn £10,000 into £10,500 by the end of the week? (with relative confidence/guarantee) |
| bull its going to 20 at some point. |
| We will release the dip. We just need more time. The dip is on my desk. There is no dip |
| SMR = Super Money Riser |
| This is an anime convention |
| Was looking at the difference between the LIT etf and LITP. Seems like LIT is just companies who use the lithium in products while LITP is just the production and mining of it. Seems a little contradictory that the etf tracking the use is doing well but the mining is doing poor. Any thoughts? |
| drink some fireball. |
| Rddt pls $175 |
| This is reddit. 🥭 destroyed america and the world is ending inside the US but everywhere else is doing great. Mods can we ban this guy? He's ruining my echo chamber. |
| Need rates at 0% so I can buy a new car sell my old one and throw that on calls. |
| Yeah that was a smart / lucky move I made yesterday. Can’t even remember where I got the idea. Maybe someone here and, if so, thanks |
| Actual leaps or leaps by WSB standards? |
| Not even MSNBC....CNBC?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/abpccocy4qbf1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=21d9785bdf2f3af8a80147283761bb08a83fc73c |
| I had a business idea where every first Saturday of the month we all gather in the town square and celebrate incels. Like we could dress them in cute little sailor outfits. I think it would make them feel more welcome, while also generating a massive profit. I’m not sure how, but it totally could. |
| I didn’t get crushed at least…. I had to eat a bunch of interest on margin for the day to get a decent exit….. they did that me three Fridays in a row and then auto sold two SPY calls that were in the money and rising ten minutes before close last Friday.\n\nFucking brokers. |
| When Amazon buys them to show prime movies |
| bro it’s 2025…move onto the next meme |
| edible just hit, time to stick fingy in my anoos |
| I think calls are too easily fucked with current admin. Shares and leaps if you must do options. |
| 🥭 should retrofit Epstein Island into a high security prison with teenage guards and light femdom. |
| Remember the simpler times of the Tiger King covid era? Amazing how the US decided to elect him president. Yeeehawww |
| Don’t limit yourself to one race, if she bad, she bad |
| A graphics card company selling chips... For AI that thus far doesn't seem to do much. Lots of promises... Any day now |
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| Next: Elon sells $420 million of TSLA stock! Coincidence? The Church Lady Thinks Not. |
| Don’t feel bad, I lost $27,000 the other day, 66% of my portfolio off one bad option trade. Happens to everyone sooner or later, the important part is to learn from it, and pick yourself back up.\n\n>!Naw!! double down on 0DTE spy calls tomorrow!<\n\nNo my real advice is Intel July 18th or 25th puts, as it’s at $23.50. Should be solid 20% gains if it fall down to $23.00 |
| CLBull |
| Any time they write “thank me later,” you know it’s a 14-year old on his older sister’s laptop |
| I'll check that out, lol. |
| So you can now buy 2 Arizona ice teas? |
| thanks, for a second I thought it was a live thing – but yeah. |
| just vibes? or some catalyst? |
| I like GEHC, as mentioned. \nBMY will probably rise from the dead too. \nCRSP moving lately too. \n\nOnce the sector rotates into healthcare, most of the strong names will rise. |
| If Mango was an icecream flavour he'd be pralines and dick. |
| That's not what I'm saying at all.\n\nI'm saying the odds of it going up increase with every flat day. Without selling pressure market has to go up. \n\nThat's what it does when economy is very strong like it is. |
| Still holding this SQQQ like a welfare queen. |
| Calls?? |
| Maybe if they got rid of the stupid dividend( whatever that is) and moved to staking like a real crypo coin. |
| I bought 4 leaps calls and made a killing LMAO 🤌🤌🤌 |
| When does AMC moon? |
| Except this one has a max client base of 9.5m people and only 1.8 in the states... |
| This is totally financial advice: Corn dogs. Trust me. |
| Didnt Microsoft shut down its AI chatbot after it turned into a Nazi like a decade ago? the internet not the best place to learn about stuff |
| suck muy balls |
| calls on ABG's |
| What % are your calls now? |
| I'm going all in CLBR or Webull but I need the ultimate retards to help me. Which one? |
| TACO Tuesday already? |
| I randomly bought 100 shares of penny stock CLDI a few days ago\n\nIt's now up 158% lmao, fuck me |
| 🪦 |
| Remember boys.\n\n***Feeling like society is falling apart*** <> ***Society actually falling apart***\n\nTwo very, very different things and if you want to be a good investor or trader you have to be able to distinguish the two. World is still spinning. \n\n\nMaybe few years down the road those vibes may have been on to something. But people still going to work and getting raises. Spending. Low debt service for consumers and corporations. Banks making loans. Abundant reserves in the system. Layoffs super low. |
| spend the $150 on fisher instead of losing it on tsla puts tomorrow |
| Wow |
| Me too, me too.\n\n😮💨 |
| Yup, DOGE was pretty great, though it didn't go nearly as far as I would have liked. Didn't even touch the Pentagon. \n\nBut hey, I'm sure Europe and Canada are always looking for more loyal subjects, if that is your perspective. I think anyone who says "Govern me harder daddy" gets on the automatic fast track to citizenship. |
| You think the NAS is actually getting upgrades. Thats adorable. |
| She said "when the time comes, at least we know where we going out"\nMy goofy ass: "Is the when in the room with us"? |
| Right. That's why the other half stays open to profit from the moon. Say I brought 200 shares for $100 each and sell 1 call with a strike price of $110. Now say the stock doubles to $200.\n\n\nI have to sell 100 shares for $110 due to the contract, making a profit of $10 per share, while I can sell the other 100 shares to the market for $200. This is better than selling 2 calls at the strike price of $110. \n\n\nAs for the premium, assuming you are using shares/calls as collateral you keep the premium no matter what. |
| “What are your moves tomorrow” praying that my calls doesn’t get rug pulled |
| I’ve reached the acceptance phase. \nElon tweets? Buy. Elon shuts up? Buy more.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/oa4yqub64qbf1.png?width=192&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8be9c60deb5d47e728cd2c461cc07f485ea5ee3 |
| Why is everyone saying this lol and not providing context. Is there big news coming out that was leaked. I’m in Apple calls |
| wow I was worried INTC was going to crash, but now breaking 30 for the first time in a decade is on the board |
| Grok going crazy cursing at people LMAO |
| Thank god it's finally bearish in here again. My calls are saved 🙏 |
| Other than maybe a better Siri I really dont think I need Ai in my iPhone?\n\nAs long as all the apps that I can download have it, that seems fine. |
| I’m a hospital pharmacist. Currently I’m working in oncology. The general public has no idea how close we are to utter disaster with drug shortages. My department literally has a standing weekly meeting to discuss current and future drug shortages because they happen so often. we have run out of a really common chemotherapy medication and had to make the decisions of who will get treated and who won’t. You don’t understand how often this happens. People will die because of this |
| Market don't care about tariffs or 🌮 anymore. Its sitting on its ass waiting to see what the next thing to care about is |
| Yes, our economy can survive on the companies that are losing money on every prompt. Yes, good. |
| We're not even halfway through the week\n\nIt's joever |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1luub2y/trump_goes_on_a_rant_after_being_asked_about/ |
| My “professional” homie I put on the board says that tariffs have no long term problem. Rate cuts now plz. |
| No more cocomelon for you |
| I agree with both of you that tomorrow it will definitely either go up or down |
| Am I the only one who thinks we ain’t seeing a rate cut anytime soon? J pow wants to see the data effects of tariffs being in place before doing anything but can’t because taco can’t make his mind up and sometimes claims tariffs are on then off |
| I'm tired bois |
| I need an Asian girlfriend immediately |
| Yeah I’m up nice on both |
| It's the best website on the internet |
| Ig im fucked |
| since when has nvda quietly taken over the largest cap position? msft aapl are not even close. |
| Can tell by your purchasing power that you're wayyy closer to a margin call than you think. |
| nah, i will thank you now. |
| I got 30 07/18 23P. Intc never hold its gains. Did a quick +100% overnight last time I did this |
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| If you wanna hold hands and sing kum ba yah go to the trading sub ya ninny regard |
| At open: I have teslur 310 calls on my desk\n\nAt close: those calls never existed |
| I'm putting a 25% tariff on all the ladies, but I'm willing to lift them for some favors\n\n😏 |
| that is not related to today |
| Dear Jizzlaine,\n\nCan I be your personal financier?\nLaughing_Mexican_guy.png\n\n\nBiggest Regard,\n\n/u/mcfuckernugget |
| Strike and expiry? |
| Theta will kill whatever extrinsic value you have left. If you still want to be long, sell the calls and buy shares IMO. \n\nHopefully you bought those a little while ago? |
| lost a quarter of my HOOD gains on AMZN 225 calls for this week. Is anyone still holding or should I dump and renter for a better date. |
| I LOVE AI. |
| Apple calls. Thank me later. |
| Anyone caught calling it Alligator Auschwitz will be deported to Quintessa to be fed to the Sharkticons, thank you for your attention to this matter - DJT |
| i wasn't talking about the stock |
| Good enough, I need that V part specifically |
| RFK Jr. will surely tell you how if you just stick half an onion against your wound, you'll be fine, and drink his personally concocted extract of bear liver as a 3x a day preventative. MAHA! |
| I'm running Iron SPY waffles and 420 Strangle Streudels, am I cooked or nah? |
| JP literally said he would have cut if it weren’t for tariffs. Data points to cuts, but JP now wants to predict the future. |
| Hey I had to cut my SPY call off today as it hit my stop loss. we can't win em all 🤷♂️ |
| FCX CALLS |
| where you watching? |
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| Covering up child pedophelia at the highest level of government. What a disgrace to the American people. This is what America has become. |
| Combined 90 INTC puts ☠️ or 🚀 tomorrow |
| Believe it or not, puts |
| I sold $125 strike puts for 8/15, got 15.00 each\n\nIt’s been trading flat so some theta gang advice…buy shares. Options are still too juiced |
| **All set time to wash up and hit the bed Be brave and face tomorrow head-on** |
| The ceremony was there, but they were secretly legally married in the USA. So the pre-nup is valid.\n\nHe isn't a regard like her.... |
| How do I? |
| >"We're going to give people about a year, a year and a half to come in, and after that they're going to be tariffed," \n \nSo after the midterms, man I wonder why |
| All green |
| # HOLY SHIT 😨 |
| Sold at open market |
| Because prime day is shit |
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| Sundial total market cap is $385 m with 1.1 Billion in equity and only 14m losses last quarter. Why is the market discounting all that equity? Is there something I'm missing? |
| news for futes? |
| Hey! That's president pedo to you! Don't call him a clown! How bout a lil respect. |
| If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding.\nHow can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?\nYou! \nYes, you behind the bike stands.\n(How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?) Stand still, laddy! |
| Went sideways but just had a few calls for cheap, now I can watch them go to zero for Friday. |
| didn’t he say he was going to sell a bunch of stock at the start of this year? why do we care. |
| Fries. In. The. Bag. |
| Prime Day a shit. |
| Does CRWV have more room to fall or yall think it’s safe to buy calls now? |
| still can’t believe you brokies trade options instead of futures 🤣 |
| With a portfolio like yours I'd be lying to myself too |
| Futes green now?!? |
| What's your current situation? Did you manage to get away from her? I ask this at the two year mark, just slightly over it. And I already have issues with wanting to run away from it all, it's just like you said. But I'm stuck in a lease with her for another year. |
| Please explain as if I am 3 |
| Pre open needs to save my puts |
| When tarrifs or 🌮 |
| Lmao stay poor |
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| This dude is gonna be an embarrassing historic moment for America.\n\nTHAT is if America can still stand after the damages. |
| Wise words. |
| This is true. But there is still a 1-in-1000 chance that the stock moons past the more OTM strike price. I sleep better at night knowing half my shares/calls have limited profits while the other half has "unlimited" upside. \n\n\nThere's also the issue of fees. Some brokers charge fees per contract. Selling 2 calls for 0.10 vs selling 1 call for 0.20 wouldn't be the same. |
| Fuck elon man shit was gonna rip lol |
| Stop talking about Esptein's client list, that gonna piss off Tacoman and he going to pump tariff to 1000%! |
| Not as hard as you, apparently, with your Incel bullshit. You don’t even know how fucking lucky you are. Enjoy the belly-semen. Cherish it. |
| Shhhh, part of the fun of this sub is watching people declare that they’ve solved the market after two months of experience. |
| Bc I took a 10 minute restroom break & fell behind quota. My bad |
| rddt is trash compared to those |
| because bezos dumped on you |
| >Trump announces 200% pharma tariffs\n\nthen\n\n>Trump announces a 4-year pause on pharma tariffs |
| Employees who poop spray in office toilets are the worst |
| Put the fries in the bag |
| This is dumber than the comment above. “Tariffs don’t exist” while billions being collected in tariffs. LOL |
| LOL I'm not trading this stock you mad retard |
| It's fun at first. |
| Cry bud |
| what is that list from? |
| It will meander here until they’ve cleared up fraud investigation (and with this admin, who knows how long that takes - a week or 3 years). And, even when cleared, they have a different business than they had a year ago - fewer healthy people will have insurance and more sickies need it. So I’d say even if it goes up, it won’t go far. You may have gotten what gains you’re getting |
| Why tf is Amazon falling |
| have you tried brown sugar or are you not into that |
| and then theres people who sold nvidia at 110$ to buy google calls (i hate myself) |
| It went to “the store to get smokes” \n\nBut that’s what my dad said in 97’ 🙁 |
| >There has been no change to this date, and there will be no change. In other words, all money will be due and payable starting AUGUST 1, 2025 - No extensions will be granted. Thank you for your attention to this matter!\n\n100% this will change (again) |
| Man show ur numbers get the fuck outta here with that pussy ass percentage graff bullshit \n\nHow tefuq am I supposed to cum to this??? |
| NVDA!! SOFI, MU. Long |
| Ok found it. There's a change to mortgage rate policy where a history of making rent can help qualify for a mortgage. |
| # China Wants 115,000 Nvidia Chips to Power Data Centers in the Desert - Bloomberg. |
| Why include RDDT when it's on track to retest 100? |
| Holy shit, 🥭 outburst at the Epstein question was unhinged. Bro ran on releasing the list and now he's acting like it doesn't exist. If there was ever any doubt that this dude molested children, it's gone now. Imagine voting for this clown. |
| Go fuck a goat and thank your lucky stars for that awesome advice I just gave you. |
| I have 6 call options contracts of iren expiring this Friday at a strike price of 11.50 and 10 contracts of SOFI also expiring on Friday at a strike price of 16.50.\n\nWhat should I do? |
| Alternate headline: \n \nTrump arbitrarily decides to "punish" foreign countries by levying a massive tax on American small business and consumers. |
| It took a lot of discipline to do that, I actually knew which way it would go and bet the opposite I swear. This is the only time I've actually accidentally made a banbet the way I believe it will go. I hope I'm not right fuck... |
| You don't announce tariffs two months out and immediately feel the economic effects. Doesn't get better when you repeatedly extend the deadline. |
| Open Ai just tried to copy itself off its network and then lied about it. Another AI blackmailed and leaked compromising details about an affair and other info on its engineers when told it was being shut down. No ill stick to other sectors that aren't actively being built to destroy us intentionally or not. |
| There is zero justification for a rate cut.\n\nInflation has been heading down overall, but isn’t near the target and has been ticking up recently. Looming inflationary policies make it more likely to go up than down from here. There is no risk of overshooting and getting deflation, which is what would warrant a rate cut.\n\nUnemployment is low. Basically full employment. No problem to fix there with a rate cut. |
| Small v, lowercase 😂 |
| Awesome, I’ve never been but heard great things. Looking forward to it |
| Always average into losing positions.that way you go broke faster and are done |
| There really people here that didn’t buy META below $500, RDDT below $100, NVDA below $100, and DELL below $75. This was 3 months ago lmao |
| Bruh, getting a chance at even getting a girlfriend is a dream for most of us here. GTFOH |
| RIP 🙏 |
| Opposite. Every day nothing bad happens, pressure builds to rocket up.\n\nThere's a finite number of people dumping until seller exhaustion.\n\nWith time, infinite number of buyers. |
| All you have to do is look at things from the perspective of someone filthy rich. The bill made them richer and they don't give a sh\*t about the poors/everyone else. |
| JPOW has done a good job* \n\n\nInflation still hasn't reached the FAIT 2% for rate cuts to be viable right now |
| Needy + Controlling = Run. For your fucking life, you poor bastard! I don’t care how hot she is. It doesn’t fucking matter. You’re going to want to rinse your mouth out with buckshot within 2 years. RUN! FUCKING RUN!!! Please… for me… |
| MOST HATED V-SHAPED RALLY EVER |
| Theta decay week |
| so do i average down on my AMZN 225 calls and hold till friday or do I take the L. |
| That's just the way she goes Bubs |
| Damn sandworms, up thirteen percent huh. |
| 1935: Schrodinger’s Cat \n\n2025: Epstein Files |
| My TSLA leaps be like\n\n\nhttps://youtube.com/shorts/0KRRihkZkF0\n\n\n🕺⚰️🕺 |
| If they moon into the money, don't you lose the premium anyway? So it's a lose lose |
| Long META, they will launch an AI like Grok & we can shit on all the old folks. |
| went into a mcdonald shit is packed buy shares |
| Today wasn’t a relief rally, so it’s back to Puts at the open |
| It’s like right when the 10 year starts going down he announces tariffs |
| Webull. Still holding long calls. Im dying. |
| You don't use brown sugar in your meat rub? |
| i live there |
| That’s how the juice cohen catches u |
| I have a straddle at $620 expiring Aug 1st for SPY. Then a strangle at $619/$623 for SPY expiring Aug 1st for SPY as well. Any thoughts? |
| Appl 220+ |
| Pumps + Dumps = Chumps........its a penny stock meaning no liquidity when trying to exit, Good luck. |
| Season they chicken |
| Depends if your margin fee is less than what the 2x ETF charges |
| In 2019 Jeffrey Epstein entered a Jeffrey Epstein lookalike contest and turned up missing |
| open the future |
| Bears thank me later. I just loaded up on ai stocks shares + calls today. |
| Truth is, I usually banbet the way I'm not betting with my money, so in other words, I meant to banbet like SPY 613 or something, I accidentally did it the way I'd actually go, which is so unusual, I might actually fuck up my perfect banbet loss record. |
| LMAO |
| You can do that? |
| 🕺⚰️🕺 |
| Hate this crap. Just want to fast forward to next week and earnings action starts up again. |
| > Tariffs have done nothing to the economy \n\nTariffs don't even exist yet, they've been delayed 7 times\n\nWhich is why there are no rate cuts |
| 🕺⚰️🕺 |
| What healthcare stocks are u currently eyeing? |
| Inflation has only gone down and unemployment is lower than before. The economy is in amazing shape and Biden did a good job. |
| worse yet I've not heard it spoken of in the wild, just here through my internet portal to america's reality. |
| Bun. |
| ok |
| These two chop days have absolutely fucked me. I need a bagger idea |
| this guy keeps an excel sheet with all the people and sectors that paid him and those that did not. This is his way of saying "this industry did not pay me yet" and his message to milk them. Presidents of the past really left so much money on the table. |
| Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| I love how he states that by implementing these knee jerk tarrifs it will make industries build more in USA.... unfortunately buildings and massive infrastructure projects arnt built on a whim and take years to plan and YEARS more to build.\n\n\n\n This will do nothing but enrich his friends who knew this was coming and are positioned to take advantage of the market swings.\n\n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. |
| Netflix calls at open? |
| I think you are totally wrong about the dilution risk, but I think this is a great short term play while biotech rallys and the shorts get squeezed. |
| inflation is still elevated you clown |
| I full ported tesla like a proper regard ❤️ |
| From ClinicalTrials.gov:\n\n\n"The current study tests the hypothesis whether genetically modified Langerhans islet cells containing insulin-producing cells from a deceased organ donor can\n\nbe transplanted safely and\n\nhelp to regain insulin production in individuals with type 1 diabetes without need in simultaneous treatment with immunosuppressive medicines."\n\nPersonally I think this approach carries a huge risk of graft rejection, so i think it remains to be seen how effective this will really be in the long term. I hope I'm wrong. |
| Just kidding I meant Claude |
| trump has announced any american that mentions jeffrey epstein will be transferred to alligator alcatraz for psychiatric treatment because they are obviously hallucinating a man that never existed. |
| Feel dirty saying this but I snagged Gamestore Jan calls. IV is so fucking low |
| Like Jerome has to be paid at this point to not to do rate cuts. Tariffs have done nothing to the economy yet he uses them as a reason to not do a rate cut. Absolutely embarrassment. |
| They should replace him with Grok |
| Ngl she has S-tier mommy milkers |
| not always, i never said i was a fortune teller but i with experience seeing the same thing over and over. it becomes repetitive. |
| Calls it is |
| You're saying your karma never existed? |
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| We’re literally building God with the full AI supply chain… and ur not buying???? |
| They’ve had a lot of good clinical tests, not too familiar with the company was recommended it on a discord lol |
| I season everything with refined white sugar |
| There absolutely is |
| Talk to them every day if you want. Only jealous losers with bad parents will give you grief |
| I bought 50 shares at 90 and my only regret is that I didn’t buy more |
| Tom “My Bol God” Lee said “tariffs already annualizing $2.4 trillion a year.” I *hope* he misspoke or he knows something we don’t. \n\nEither way, CALLS. |
| You want me to season my meat? Spicy! |
| you lost me there but good luck |
| You truly deserve the government the man you voted for is going to give you. The rest of us do not |
| This could actually work |
| It's amazing what went down for decades. And it's like we're being told it's a figment of our imagination. That the dude and his wild parties practically didn't even exist. After victims saying they were raped repeatedly many times a day on the island.\n\nEven crazier? In a couple weeks, maybe even less, we probably won't even be talking about it and have moved on to something else. |
| Oh I mean if it’s a like a rave that goes till 2am+ then yeah. |
| >🥭: JUST SENT A LETTER TO EPSTEIN ISLAND IMPOSING 100% TARIFFS ON ANY FURTHER DISCUSSION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR INATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! |
| he gives zero fucks about the poor. maybe if it was a 5 star trust fund children camp ... |
| Will there be a dramatic pull back like last August this August again with tarrifs taking effect at 25%. |
| "The president was also asked whether had concerns over Musk’s move to establish a third part called the ‘America First’ party following a dramatic breakup between the former DOGE chief and the president over the passing of the Republican spending package. He poured cold water on the idea it will hurt Republicans — or at least himself.\n\n“I think it’ll help us,” Trump said. “Third parties have always been good for me. I don’t know about Republicans, but for me.”"\n\nSomeone should tell Taco he's not running again, the party he desperately in control so he can continue being a tinpot dictator is running, though, lmao. |
| Seasoning had zero calories. Zero. For the love of god season your meats. |
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| Big boobs on beach |
| jesus fuck, squeezes like that don't tend to last long |
| If you ever feel stupid, just remember that there are people who passed on the opportunity to buy NVDA in the low $90s *within the past 3 months*.\n\nStay hard out there, regards. |
| Exactly, see how saying random shit doesn’t make sense? |
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| Are you tired of losing? Get the pump you deserve. Visit your local Wendy's and ask for the dumpster. Our associates will be there to give you the satisfaction you deserve. |
| What a horrible day to be able to read. |
| My moves are to put my feet up and keep watching my $SOFI shares and calls rip |
| I have gone multiple years without talking to both parents. Its by choice but still. Be thankful you have parents that you want to talk to. |
| But why is it going up? 10 mil valuation |
| You'd be hard pressed to find anyone in Congress, or any form of government for that matter, who 'knows better' about anything. They may have a team of actual experts even, but it all comes down to 'what will get me reelected.' |
| You're saying EnVidia right |
| Too busy chasing 🍈 around the white house after walking in on him and melania |
| im going to write to g maxwell and try to become her personal financier. hopefully she fronts me a couple mili. |
| Mid at best |
| Best you'll get is -.02% then V. |
| fuck AMZN my 225 calls were supposed to hit this week I blame it on Jeff Bezos’ ugly wife |
| They don't have phones underground . so call them as much as you want as long as they're alive |
| You'll see. 🐻🇺🇸🐻 |
| That boat already sailed |
| not july? I learned from a wsb post that july is a solid month. \n\nMaybe you mean in Aug. |
| CLDI 🤫 |
| that's not how it works, there isn't enough liquidity to become a trillion in the market |
| Guys I don't think Mango is releasing any letters today. |
| puke emoji |
| Can’t speak for OP but my mental loss doesn’t exist lol. I’ll double down when I’m 90% down before I sell at a loss. I also don’t fuck with short dated options. 3 months minimum. Preferably closer to LEAPS in most cases. You need patience to trade options. |
| i am buy pussy on facebook market place |
| No, because you think you can guarantee how markets will perform in the future |
| Today’s most stupid take |
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| But but but why 😤 I like techno so much!! |
| Absolute fucking clown of a goober |
| it will be a very buyable dip |
| !SPY 650 2W |
| More than 160 people still missing in Texas after floods. Shouldn't 🥭 be dunking on Wheels Abbott? |
| Boring. |
| Home Post lmao |
| a few weeks I guess |
| Best in class Artificial Incel |
| And for one margarita ?! |
| Bunch jerks down voting. \n\nPretty cool imo, and was wild seeing money out there today pushing for 160$ a couple times, was so obvious that money wanted a close above 160$...not sure 160.00$ counts lol \n\nimo once over the mind fuck of NVDA at $160, it'll climb nicely. Am anticipating a nice July for NVDA. \n\nnice profit taking for Aug. |
| Not worth it |
| They depend on usa |
| BER NYE THE TRADING GUY |
| Honestly...couldn't tell a difference |
| 1.7% equals more than 2k? How many consumer goods are you guys buying? |
| HD puts. With immigration crackdown less traffic to HD. Plus tariffs fucking them too |
| he’s even putting a terrif on Foreign Films. What a Dip-Shit 📉 |
| Should have a good bounce up tomorrow. RIP your puts. |
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| 'Given increasing fiscal policy retardation (clears throat) the Fed is compelled to pursue a more restrictive path with regards .....To interest rates' |
| Home Despot |
| I hope we dump tomorrow I need a good entry |
| The wedding was officially in the EU (Italy). If she proves that she was massively economically dependent on him (obvious) the prenup can be considered void by EU courts. She isn’t a regard like he is |
| You can understand from my comment that I’m not old enough. |
| 💯 |
| fucking legend |
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| Pre-nupped up to her t-..teeth. |
| If no pump tomorrow I'm COOKED |
| were you pulling those random percentages out of your butt? |
| Voting? What’s that |
| This is the way |
| Open door $open |
| Do I go to fisher concert for 150$? 😤😤😤 I’m losing it!! |
| Or, just stahp buying sht. |
| Vlad I’ll give you a handy in the gym showers if you could go ahead and make $HOOD $100+ tomorrow. Anal if you get it to $105 |
| How do they know your phone number |
| Oh sorry for following what POTUS wants! |
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| One day before tariffs go into effect, announce a 90 day pause on tariffs going into effect. |
| It’s topping again so time for PUTS |
| lol I’d blame bezos on that one. He sold over 600m worth of stock today |
| Dude. How old are you, 12? |
| Thanks. Dick. 😉 |
| Was she big booty though |
| After rambling all day? Probably |
| I hope you have Tradingview and use charts |
| Home Depot needs to change its name to Home Deport. So many people getting caught and deported from there. |
| Two words: pre nup |
| Just in the boobs |
| Losing bigly? Don't worry you will make lots of money from tariffs. |
| destroy the macro conditions genius |
| ok so you just gonna keep posting the same shit despite it being removed 2-3x already |
| Google calls baby |
| I mean it’s a list. Not actually what they did. It’s the Diddy parties all over again. |
| Usually how many days can you keep without talking to your parents??\n\nI used to call once in the morning and once at night before. But few months back when I wasn’t getting a job , my dad stopped calling me. I found this sad. After getting a job he started talking again.\n\nBut I haven’t called in past 4 days |
| App mclovin |
| Do what that affected AMZN? Copper? |
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| #BER BER BER BER BER |
| if you're calling me stupid just because i disagree with you then so be it |
| LOL |
| OXY pumped today |
| Have you ever been there? Fucking elbow to elbow every single time! |
| he was known to be a habitual liar long before the election occurred |
| Damn, didn’t know you could see the future you must be a trillionaire. |
| 5K is a massive nothing burger, a cheap education. Stop gambling. It’s actually good that it hurts. Unless you have a gambling compulsion, this pain should stop you from screwing with option plays. Options are tools, not vehicles for gambling enjoyment. |
| My previous comments were mentionning spy dropping tp 500 before july 1st and it did way before that, genius. So basically, I called it right, and banked, both on the dump, and on my longs. \n\nLewlll |
| I certainly hope so |
| why did Trump have to do this today? My AMZN 225 calls were doing so well and I was going to sell today. Now I’m bagholding and am 2000 down. |
| Why |
| You sound incredibly stupid |
| ☝ Glass is an amorphous solid, it behaves similar to a liquid. |
| lmao at anyone downvoting, yall couldnt pull a walmart american butterface bitch if you tried |
| TSLA calls |
| He's already a mod |
| Hero already shit take the $ |
| GLXY |
| Shit I have to get ready. I am just trying to learn. |
| HUGE pump tomorrow |
| Mango: The list that never existed has been destroyed, so no point voting for Muskrat |
| You actually want to know what the companies you invest in do? Nerd. |
| This market needs more cowbell |
| been trading for awhile now, i can pretty much guarantee a 2.5% dip on spy from here but maybe only 1.7% will be during regular hours...\n\ni trade futures mostly when it comes to index trading so it won't matter to me |
| Huh if only there was a word for these certain… schemes |
| Banbet it wiener boy |
| And SHORTING TF our of Copper. 14% 5 min candle due to tariffs news earlier. Made over 10Gs in 15 minutes fading the move. |
| Nice work. I would trim some NVDA but that’s just me. |
| EUAD is the new VUG |
| You’re at a T5 with a 4.0 and can’t get a referral? \nAre you a basket weaving major or a freshman? \nGo network in real life big dawg |
| Asian futes lil bit stinky.\n\nDid the letters leak? |
| ^ |
| YES Pepe |
| How do I make money on this |
| Someone is going to say actually water is not wet, I hate those people but they will be here soon |
| That's microeconomics. We ain't doing that shit here. This is finance. You can borrow some of my crayons if you want.\n\nI should point out that this is wallstreetbets. Everyone here should recognized that we're permafucked, and the fact that the vibes based market barley flinches regarding the real world economic situation in the US is a very bad thing. But it's still wallstreetbets, and most of use should only be cosplaying as habitual day traders. |
| Thanks, yes I think I agree with most of this. However I reckon 20%+ tariffs on their own even without counter tariffs are plenty to destabilise the world economy, all sorts of supply chains being global and intertwined. \n\n\nThere already is a 10% baseline tariff in place. We're yet to see the effects in the earnings reports this month - I'm betting many businesses have had shit Q2s with these in place and the uncertainty surrounding the tariff policies. \n\n\nI also assumed the court case on the Liberation Day and IEEPA enacted tariffs would have been decided upon early June, yet the judges in the appeals court upheld the stay while waiting for oral arguments planned late july. Then there is still a Supreme Court appeal and their process to work through - with 'bad' luck it could take months before a final decision on IEEPA. (which I'm absolutely certain will scrap the tariffs because the legal arguments against these are overwhelming.) But even so - there are other tariff powers the president can use and the WH already indicated they will resort to those... long story short tariffs I believe are here to stay for the Trump presidency and the court decision will only offer a temporary reprieve / stock market bounce. |
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| Sickening |
| Quantumscape\nthey’re a car battery manufacturer and they are working on solid state batteries (SSB). these batteries would be a game changer to the EV market as opposed to the current use of lithium ion (LI).\n\nthe benefits of a SSB are insane compared to LI. SSB charge faster (10 to 80% in 10 mins), produce less heat therefore having a longer life, and are lighter. those are just a few of the pros of them. \n\nVW is a huge investor in QS and the company has been held up by venture capitalists for its whole life so investing is kind of a gamble/pretty risky. the company can create product and have a chokehold on the market or fizzle out to pennies \n\nthey recently announced a breakthrough in the spacers of their batteries and it is a good showing of more to come from QS |
| I need to clean my bong |
| Bezos marriage will end up in a divorce if he stays alive for more than 3 years. Question is when not if |
| You’re an inflection point |
| Lol no |
| I never said they were. But this will impact physical casinos, as well as online sportsbooks.\n\nAlso, professional gamblers use online betting sites, because they have scripts they can run automatically. They aren't looking for the most vig, well not completely. Many are looking for arb opportunities across multiple books, which can come and go quickly when lines move. |
| 4.0 from where \n\nDon't say OSU |
| FORD PUTS AND BOS CALLS |
| nah, bloodbath incoming in august with quick taco recovery |
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| !banbet bull $15 3d |
| Damn Ea-nāṣir! |
| The 2025 tariffs are expected to increase consumer prices by 1.7% in the short run, researchers find. That’s based on the assumption that there’s no policy reaction from the Federal Reserve, and there is a full pass-through of tariffs to consumers. That ends up being the equivalent of a near-term income loss of $2,300 per household. If consumers start substituting goods as expected, it would be a loss of $1,900 per household |
| Buy chipotle |
| People asked about that guy? After what happened in Texas?? I thought we stopped enforcing laws as soon as a random natural disaster occurs |
| Apple is at an inflection point and I absolutely know they’re cooking some AI magic to integrate into their ecosystem, even if it isn’t there’s |
| It’s like Usain Bolt you get use to, no need to talk |
| Ewww it’s the time of night when all the bears come out and hope for the worlds downfall 🤢🤮 |
| Instructions unclear I went back 20% to 80 |
| Yeah that makes sense /s |
| Seriously? Got a link to an article/post about this? |
| I thought it's another comment about those "big booty latinas".\n\nThis sub broke me. |
| water is wet |
| It’s tough out here fam 😭 |
| Priced in. |
| Im on the third to last step there |
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| Appetizers |
| I think it’s going down…. I think that’s the general direction and any pump today was to clear out put stop losses before another leg down.\n\nJust what I saw but I didn’t dig in, just vibes 😉 |
| If it wasn't written in crayon and it had names cross referenced to jizzlaine maxwell |
| Loves apps |
| Really surprised not to see anyone talking about NVDA closing at ATH. |
| Isn't that the guy from Superbad? |
| > jpow will do something\n\nYes, he will get sacked and join WSB |
| She’s not gonna read this bro |
| Why 20%? When you can go for 100%? 💪 |
| Just die once and for all ASTS. I need my puts to print some money. |
| Yeah he wasn't able to blackmail anybody worth blackmailing once he got hot, so the best case scenario is the spooks got him the hell out of here.\n\nYou're right about those lines that exist between our own gov. Especially the spooks branch. |
| Good god, I remember almost pulling the trigger on this stock when it was $50 |
| Biggest holdings are a Japanese hotel company buying Bitcoin and a failed sports betting company buying eth and a Bitcoin backed 10% yield product that has appreciated like 40% since inception. Insanely regarded market |
| is that a topo chico flavor? |
| nice glimps inside supreme leaders mind |
| The media and population will not let him live without Epstein questions and rightly fully so. He’s known him for decades and brought his children around him. There’s no fucking way in hell mango man wasn’t highly compromised. If one positive can be taken from this sorry ass DOJ conclusion is that Mango is as compromised as ever. Both parties are compromised is the only way the cover up works. If I go down, you all go down with me too |
| Consistently getting 20%? \nYou have to be very lucky at deciding when and what to play. \nEven the insider signal chat is not going to help. |
| It's all about the racist friends you make along the way |
| Somewhere in the middle i try to go for a 10 bagger and lose it all |
| You ever wonder if their neckbeards get caught on the masks? |
| Doing it. Now, can I borrow 100? 🤗 |
| I like the company but I’ve been short for a year waiting to buy at $500. |
| \*shocked pika face\* lolol |
| What does app lovin do? |
| You have never touched one consensually |
| Elon says his main policy goal will be uncovering the Epstein files.\n\nWhat’s fucked is that’s probably the best platform he could run on and they put it in his lap. |
| with a man's body |
| it did for me. I'm in the 800c now got in at 6.00. now I jus need a pump by end of next week into earnings |
| 🐧 |
| Please post your plays before you enter the order so we can inverse please.🙏 |
| I sold my oracle eod. Holding nvidia for 1-2 days since exp is in 3 weeks. |
| Would have been good before open, not now |
| Spy $600 makes more sense now, seems like perfect time to buy puts, spy rug pull almost here, jpow will do something \n\nWhen it looks like this, you know what’s next\n\nSpy $628 next week |
| There's still time |
| Common sense left the building when Enron Tesler stole the election for the Mango. |
| Make sure you don’t get it mixed up with that other shitty company GOOGL |
| how about bed sheets and faulty security cameras? |
| 100 \n120 \n144 \n173 \n207 \n248 \n298 \n358 \n430 \n516 \n619 \n743 \n891 \n1069 \n1283 \n1540 \n1848 \n2218 \n2662 \n3194 \n3833 \n4599 \n5519 \n6623 \n7948 \n9538 \n11445 \n13734 \n16481 \n19777 \n23732 \n28479 \n34175 \n41010 \n49212 \n59054 \n70864 \n85037 \n102044 \n122452 \n146943 \n176332 \n211598 \n253917 \n304701 \n365641 \n438769 \n526523 \n631828 \n758194 \n909832 \n1091799\n\n20% a day from $100 gets you 1 million in 50 days\nCopy and paste this list to notes\nJust delete as you reach milestone\n\nThis will give you motivation on how many 20% gains to get you $1 million |
| latina is having a seizure on the ground. instead of calling an ambulance, they are pinning her down and trying to arrest her while she's having a seizure. america 2025. |
| Gg one of us will win |
| 🇮🇳 👳🏾♂️ 👃 💩 🚫🧼🛀 |
| Nah |
| Really regretting buying these Tesla puts lmfao |
| very regarded, nice |
| Jeff Bozo is a fool for divorcing sexy Mackenzie and marrying a butterface |
| I got in at 2.40. Like right at the moment the stock went up. It didn't even move to 2.39 anymore. \n\nI read in the Economist that Lithium was going to boom in 2025. This was in november 2024. Then I came across this stock after I was too late on MVST (wich I regretted at the time but not anymore). Bought with no hesitation. The stock was also dropping at the time I bought, because of the uncertainty regarding the tariffs. But it was obvious that US had no chance of winning the trade war from China. And the TA was literally perfect. Also I read a lot about the defense industry online and in books and with the military's focus on drones in the future, it was a no-brainer too. True, Ukraine and others are able to build drones cheaply currently, but they have to become better in the future as the industry evolves. They can't keep making drones from cheap components. The US wants to build drones that can cross oceans, you need good batteries for that. \n\nThe stars aligned here, at least for me. |
| Downvoted just for how annoying your flair makes it to collapse your comment thread |
| He needs to shut up for a few months. |
| UPXI you’re welcome |
| Can't tell if serious or ghey |
| Voting is gay |
| 100 \n120 \n144 \n173 \n207 \n248 \n298 \n358 \n430 \n516 \n619 \n743 \n891 \n1069 \n1283 \n1540 \n1848 \n2218 \n2662 \n3194 \n3833 \n4599 \n5519 \n6623 \n7948 \n9538 \n11445 \n13734 \n16481 \n19777 \n23732 \n28479 \n34175 \n41010 \n49212 \n59054 \n70864 \n85037 \n102044 \n122452 \n146943 \n176332 \n211598 \n253917 \n304701 \n365641 \n438769 \n526523 \n631828 \n758194 \n909832 \n1091799\n\n20% a day from $100 gets you 1 million in 50 days\nCopy and paste this list to notes\nJust delete as you reach milestone |
| Fitting for a pedo I’d assume |
| homie down but his portfolio is up! |
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| I feel like you made a good call. Throw in Powell drama and I feel a dip cominf |
| They’re not going to tariff addy right? Asking for a friend |
| It's a joke - did this stop being WSB? I missed the memo. |
| Hahahahaha |
| This is just adjusting your delta. You can do this by selling more OTM. It does affect your holding periods for taxes though if you’re trying to get back in. |
| So you’re a boot licker and you have bad taste |
| Well first you’re gonna need some rope |
| Spoke earlier. Said he doesn’t want to talk about his good buddy Epstein |
| Needs more cash for nip 💉 tuck for new wife. |
| Didn't close the tab |
| My leaps closed at exactly 0% change at close |
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| Sure. |
| What even is qs |
| I figured out what's wrong with kids these days: they didn't drink enough hose water when they were young |
| They also have no right to enforce that. If you follow behind at a normal distance and something falls off and damages your vehicle, they are liable for the damages. |
| Mango denies it's real |
| Make a piss bet then |
| Haha jokes on you motherfucker. |
| What else is there? |
| Why would the dollar collapse? The economy is strong so pump it with a rate cut |
| You might like Tim Heidecker's parody of a Joe Rogan podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNbhHP5TCWo |
| Some of y’all actually voted for a woman and it shows |
| Dude😭 |
| If the “Epstein list” was actually supposedly “released,” what would it take to convince you it was genuine?\n\nEven if it had certain specific names, it could be fake |
| You only noticed because you were there too |
| too bad melon personally taught it how to be a reddit incel from 2010 this week |
| Is trump gonna speak today? |
| ban bet it |
| You're mad because they didn't YOLO their money into the regardzone |
| If God is good, yes. Because then my puts print. |
| All I did was type in AES stock and it popped right up. Hopefully that helps you the next time you're feeling extra regarded |
| In your DD, could you include basics of theyre balance sheet and free cashflow? How will they pay off theyre debt? |
| 🚫🧢 |
| Got myself a nice 100% gain off of TSLA calls today. I was lucky to catch the spike early in the day since TSLA eventually ended up flat I think. |
| Is there anyone here work at a commods firm/bank who can help me out with a referral for an internship? \n\n1st Class (4.0 GPA) T5 Uni U.K.\n\nI’ll fiddle with your bits free of charge behind the Wendy’s dumpster 🫡\n\nI’ll also do irreversible damage to your wife’s boyfriend |
| i’ve done that time and time again but it just doesn’t satisfy me. Ive been trying to rizz up tim apple to become his financial advisor but it hasn’t been working |
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| PNG, but it's in canadian dollars, if your broker doesn't allow that then I think its krknf. |
| i’m up 60% because of QS it’s not too late to get your tickets for the flight to the top 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Do youuuuu understand the words that are coming out of my mouffffffffaaaa? |
| it's silly to just buy deep itm contracts for pure delta moves since you lose most of the time |
| He knows exactly how they work. He doesn’t care about the effect it has on the country, just how he can manipulate the market. |
| Yuck |
| Just swinging options |
| Jerome: Fuck it, 25 point rate hike. Pull up bitch. |
| BULL $10 EOW. sorry i don’t make the rules |
| Definitely not going to make the epistine questions go away. |
| I work for Bill Gates (directly, not some MS pawn, but still like 18 level down). Billionaires shouldn't exist. They have too much authority to sway massive resources that may not be optimal for society (like whatever pet project they want to work on). Economies and demand should direct resources, with occasional help from NGO institutions (just because you build a computer doesn't mean you know the best way to address climate change). \n\nSo yeah, not as evil as felon, but still, the whole class is functionally unethical and bad for free markets. |
| Holy shit it's the wolf of Wallstreet boys |
| MM can quote spreads all they want, nothing is gonna move unless someone makes an order. |
| 🫵 mods take him out |
| “Sir, we have received a communication from a mister……… Turnip?” 🤨 |
| Fuck that, last time Trump did this shit we had a shortage because of fat fuck Americans bulldozing our supply. |
| You need to hire yourself a JizzLane |
| Remember that Trump gaza vid? Every now and then I think back on that and struggle to believe it wasn't a fever dream |
| Ticker? |
| I guess you're into pig faced bitches |
| Fill up your bathtub and make your own island |
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| Nice progress! Risk and return are related. What have you been investing in? |
| Top class AI. Not perfect but better than others. |
| Ah yes, the ole reliable. That's how I knew to load up on Puts on July 3rd |
| Auto pen |
| Did you tell your wife? |
| and i thought the rally a few weeks ago was good 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| It would be regarded but at the same time all my cash is in EUR and GBP, and as a cut would make the dollar collapse to oblivion, I too support the rate cut |
| anyone that continues to comment in the Daily Discussion Thread after market close instead of the What Are Your Moves Tomorrow Thread should get instabanned for a week |
| If republican make market go up, im a republican. If democrat make market go up, im a democrat. Single issue voter. |
| You made quite some loss I guess |
| I hear she's into older dudes |
| That disclaimer has been there for years |
| Let the man cook |
| Do it! What a moron |
| I wouldn't be surprised if J Pow increased rates given that he was called a doo doo head. |
| Better than down I guess. |
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| Grok is pretty neat. There I said it. |
| Priced in |
| Was considering the same but couldn’t justify it. even if there are announcements they don’t take effect until that aug 1 date. That’s probably when we will see correction if any. Shit may already be priced in at this point. |
| Part of me thinks that it was because orange boi never genuinely laughs unless he's "heh-heh-ing" at disabled people or something.\n\nI have a high-pitched laugh when I see or hear *really* funny shit. I've embraced it. Who the fuck cares. |
| i want to be like jeffrey epstein without all the pedo and jew parts. how can i achieve this? |
| a lot of people who aren't poor still have an insurance plan that will only cover generics instead of brand name |
| Karoline Leavitt is such a cutie |
| QS forever and always 👨🏻❤️💋👨🏻 |
| What’s a good resource for learning options? I wanna know them as well as you clearly do |
| This made me laugh far harder than I'd like to admit. 😂 |
| Are my crwv calls cooked? |
| If we get some actual deals tomorrow I can see it happening, but we also just had a massive rally last week, so don't see a random pump sending us back to ATH again. I think we get another choppy day just like today, but again really hoping you're right |
| META 1D inside bars I think. 1st time trying to crayon this way. 735 fill? 🤔 |
| that's gonna lower prices |
| Still figuring out how to lick the stamps |
| Lil puss |
| 10Y auction matters more than fed minutes |
| Calls on plastic pipes. |
| Rate cut now Jerome its TIME |
| Yes, which is why he was booted out of the white house. Literally got put in time out |
| Just buy shares at that point |
| Something something NVDA |
| Elmo’s dad probably on that list. Elmo most likely too. |
| "Who wants to even find out about this stuff" |
| Looking at the options flow to see what I missed during the day. \n22K volume on $PDD 08/22 $110, at the ask.\n\nEdit: OI was 61. So definitely someone opening a position. \nEdit2: Of course I missed it, I exclude Chinese stocks in my regular filters. China deal? |
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| They're correct. It is the most prescribed. They just leave out *why*. Most doctors prescribe you the name brand drug for everything because it's fucking impossible to remember all 800 generic formulations. The pharmacy gets the prescription, contacts your insurance with the price for name brand, and your insurance says "Fuck that! Give 'em the cheapest alternative."\n\nYour doctor knows the name Skyrizi because Skyrizi manufacturers send your doctor a hot 20-30 something every month or so to rain Skyrizi-branded loot and samples (they also probably go on dates and potentially fuck). \n\n"Most Prescribed" just means "We successfully bribed the most doctors." |
| Happens the 15th and yes |
| Anyone else still stupidly holding WOLF calls? |
| Yeah to let him know the exile deal was the only deal, the gig is up, here is your new ID and address and disguise. |
| Because Americans are retarded |
| Make sure it’s a diagonal for even more power |
| Double whammy for the crackheads today |
| Hes got a lifestyle to keep up. |
| You throwing around poor people money so it doesn’t matter at all.\n\nYour shift starts at 6:00PM too. |
| I don’t think you understand what you’re gambling on |
| nope |
| So 🥭 just forgot about the letters today? |
| Gold is down 1%. What am I missing? |
| Why don't we just print red market days on a chart and put them Pam Bondi's desk so they stop existing lmao |
| Valid af |
| damn, should I sell my August calls? 🙁 |
| Taco taco burrito? |
| try cocaine |
| Any cheaper houses yet? |
| Closed below 300.\nLook for a move to 280 eow. |
| on a serious note i pulled back on most of my positions today and im waiting on tariff announcements to buy the dip, thoughts? |
| So Elon making a bunch of enemies? |
| Juicer mcgoosers |
| The payroll |
| Seems likes yours dropped 40 today, tlry calls |
| looking |
| Are you all in? I’m thinking about sizing up big, maybe not all in but…maybe all in |
| we wish |
| I sold 220 shares of BBAi today and bought a SOFI $4.00 call option exp 6/18/26. costs $1,623 good move or bad? |
| https://preview.redd.it/jqv0hcc6xpbf1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfbb8c3ff0662a8f1a6bc8c83535f7b9eed7611c\n\n(more at your record than at the bet itself) |
| Seems likely unfortunately |
| Market manipulation |
| free jeff epps. fuck all the virtue signalers |
| when the slot machine has cool animations that tickle my brain 🤤👌 |
| Any thoughts on rddt calls from here? |
| Unemployment is high....? What? |
| too late to catch the rally, yeah. it peaked around 1155am, PST. 513%...I was able to double my small investment, but I don't think it'll continue tomorrow. \n\nworth keeping an eye on this one, it's got a phase 3 trial ongoing now. |
| Trade wars aren't wars unless two people are fighting. Right now it's just Mango standing there punching himself in the face. If we start to see tariff's *actually in place* along with retaliatory tariff's from major trading partners *actually be in effect*, shit will get real. Right now, even once enacted, they're just inflationary domestic taxes. And how big? People are really good at avoiding taxes, it's an American past time. Ship shit through Canada or Mexico and pay 10%. Maybe foreign suppliers cut price a little and eat a bit of the cost increase to save business. All that shit takes time to filter through. Once it hits (if it hits) CPI to the point that rate cuts are off the table for the next 6+ months or we actually get sizeable stagflationary data, shit will hit the fan.\n\nEarnings season should help clarify things as well. Right now it's all just bullshit jabbering back and forth. And don't forget there are still court cases winding through on whether or not his unilateral tariff power is even legal. They lose those and the ball game is over. |
| they literally hate money that requires a little bit of patience\n\nmost of the regards on here only really care about the instant gratification of options. we can worry about the downvotes you get at the bank dw |
| Ya |
| Is he buying TikTok |
| what lol |
| Its called TDS (Taco Derangement Syndrome) |
| He outlived his usefulness and became a loose end \n\nOr (and probably more likely when following the story)\n\nhe was caught by non spook government agency and the cia had to off him. The government isnt one entity. They dont talk or coordinate very well and this stuff happens. Like that one time when cia backed rebels in syria were fighting state department backed rebels for control of Aleppo |
| For those who don't know ....... \n\n>!i don't know either !< |
| Common fking sense. But that is tough to find here. |
| IQ in here drops 20 points at least after 4:20pm every day...more calls on MSOS and TLRY |
| Geez, reddit needs a revamp or I'm gonna lose some karma like bondi loses files |
| tarifftalksgoingwell.exe got French Guinea language pack?? Must have missed it in the changelog |
| They did a share buyback and have a bond contract to pump it. Leaps will be just fine. Don't do anything stupid like yolo. Just start with a contract and average down if you need |
| Apple COO Jeff Williams "stepping down'"\n\nActually getting pushed out in response to failed AI strategy |
| He could buy the list |
| Same but calls. |
| Trump gonna issue 1.3 trillion stable coin, instant success. |
| GRND to the MOON 🌈 🌈 🌈🌈🌈🌈 |
| TSLA moon imminent |
| She spoke out of turn obviously and had to lie about ever seeing it. She was new on the job, cut her some slack she thought her job had some integrity. |
| No |
| I am sorry brother. |
| Nothing moving AH either\n\nWho approved the MMs annual leave request |
| 100% |
| Money, power, politics |
| Is Bezos done selling man?? FUCK |
| i feel it coming\n\ni feel it coming\n\ni feel it coming\n\ni feel it coming |
| Could be, maybe I never actually came down after that rave |
| ✅ make pornhub accessible anywhere on the planet |
| Whats your mental stop loss on a trade like this? |
| Deez nuts. |
| Yall think that pew stock will pop whenever it happens? |
| Toyota Europe Chair, Robert Lewandowski, we will move our factories to Greenland |
| Your whole comment is an oxymoron. Low unemployment and strong GDP growth is usually supportive of higher interest rates |
| That and 🥭 has apparently been a proponent of tariffs since the 1980s. He's holding up that ideological consistency for decades |
| 😡 |
| I mean, the US market would probably take the rest of the markets with it. |
| Just don’t stop nothing could go wrong |
| None of that matters, I cannot afford to add guacamole to my nachos order |
| What kinda kinky shit is that?!😳 |
| Username checks out I guess |
| Definitely still cheap, below their cash holdings still. Gl! |
| wrong direction bro |
| Signal chat? What that be? 🤔 |
| *Just because they're prescribing it doesn't mean people are actually getting it filled |
| They should fix their postage system |
| The drugs getting smuggled in from Mexico are going to go from things like fentanyl to things like grandmas medication she takes to stay alive. |
| Why everything dead? Where is everyone? |
| That’s a penny stock, when you catch the right one, it can run regardless of being up even 200%. I wouldn’t consider that a traditional breakout setup, it’s more about catching momentum at the right time than following a structured strategy.\n\nTry breakout plays w blue chips and tell me how it goes long term |
| #DEEZ NUTS\n\n*dies under avalanche of updoots* |
| #Given that Japan holds $1.3 trillion in treasury bonds (more than any other country); if Mango's tariffs threaten them, what's stopping Japan from selling these bonds and causing US interest rates to rise to 10% and probably crash the economy? |
| @realdonaldtrump is a big stupid jerk, and he should deport me to Tokyo (or Paris), but unlike *Biden*, he's too much of a sissy! \n\nEdit: Also, I'm a communist |
| Is that gonna lower the prices of RX? Cause it seems like….. it would raise them |
| Puts on Tesla |
| Bill gates trying to do all that crossed stuff in Africa, still gets called a bad guy by many. |
| 🌕 🐄 I’m all in on this fucker. OP is vastly underestimating the value of an effective T1 treatment |
| 9 losses?! Shit! If this isn’t the sign to short I don’t know what is. 🤦♂️ |
| Man its truly tragic how some people genuinely believe the economy is getting worse when we're due for a massive rate cut soon and unemployment is high and jobs report is good and gdp growth is high |
| I hear sharpies are used for official lists |
| Flat. |
| It totally missed the recovery rally and is finally trying to catch up. |
| That chart looks juicy |
| Same thing |
| My King always wins. You snowflakes can go fuck right off. |
| That’s just his way of negotiating, things are close with the EU and they would be hurt bad by that so he’s trying to scare them. I doubt they believe him. |
| But it shows his username and flair...that's odd |
| Yea we all do want that mister |
| What’s the signal chat |
| Found it! Thank you |
| My brother! When u become rich, make sure u help those in need. Enough of hoarding wealth and not helping others. |
| In other words, right after the mid-terms:\n\n“We're going to give people about a year, a year and a half to come in, and after that they're going to be tariffed," he said, while also offering an eye-popping number for the final duty by saying it will be “a very, very high rate, like 200%.” |
| lmao |
| If only he was the richest person on the planet who could buy a popular social media to publish the list |
| If Elon releases the Epstein list, does TSLA open at $1,000 or get delisted? |
| Gotta keep an eye on the regards so I know when to play the ole inverse wsb trade 👀 |
| We are simultaneously bullish and bearish |
| #1 trading partner of sea anemone excrement fertilizer. |
| linkin park or blackpink concert 🤔 |
| Can't really say I'm republican or democrat, but damn sure I am American |
| Sounds bullish |
| On the daily, RSI is neutral. MACD flipped green. No resistance until $10. \n\nAre you seeing something different? |
| You’ll never see circuit breakers again in your life. |
| IONQ calls, TSLA calls, SMR calls, BROS calls, HOOD puts |
| I have puts on XLK that I hope will be printing |
| Seriously brah?? |
| Nice try mom |
| If only Elon had access to some kind of platform to publish the list. Perhaps something in social media |
| The ceo is the former cfo of the startup company named Juno therapeutics, which developed real, working cancer killing technology and saw a successful $9B acquisition. It's an understatement to say that the ceo, as well as the founding team (many former juno founders/execs) are knowledgeable, experienced, and well regarded. Sana has published their immune evasive animal data for years now and it's been replicated. I've personally talked to Sonja Schrepfer, who is the real brains behind the whole immune evasive technology and has worked on it for an extraordinary amount of time. Her work is really cutting edge, she's very ahead of the curve.\n\nSana had to lay a lot of people off to cut costs and cut several programs. It's possible that if the negative reviews are even real in the first place, they could be attributed to disgruntled employees. I put a lot more faith in their scientific results. They should be publishing a journal paper on the first human trial very soon. |
| I’m done playing with the open. Fought out of a -700 realized and ended up +200 after. Wasted like 50% of my purchase power on that shit. |
| go to r/investing |
| The moooooooooon!!! /s |
| Why did BBAI fall flat today 🫠 |