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| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1r6iyqd/pentagon_threatens_to_label_anthropic_ai_a_supply/ |
| realDonaldTrump on Truth Social\n\nHappy President’s Day! Prices and Inflation are Way Down. The Stock Market, and your 401k’s, are Way Up. Our Military is Strong and Powerful, Our Law Enforcement is GREAT, and Our Border is 100% Secure. Murders (YEAR 1900!) and Crime are at RECORD LOWS, and Our Country is Bigger, Better, and Stronger than EVER BEFORE!!! Working Hard - ENJOY YOUR DAY! President DJT |
| You already have a bet going - AVGO to 400.0 before 19-Mar-2026 10:37 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Energy been pumping, look at GEV |
| Well here we go again |
| And engineers! |
| It's clearly more about bullying Anthropic to disable safety filters and allow them to deploy the AI in autonomous weapons. \n\nHowever, Anthropic's AI is used by the military and military contractors, so in that sense it is part of the supply chain. |
| They are made out of paper dude! Just throw them in |
| Jean-"Claude" van Damme isnt a American. |
| I thought Claude wrote the military plan for Venezuela |
| This is what happened to silicon valley. |
| Ok, so SSD stocks are high due to AI. \n\nWhat industry is next? Energy? Dementia treatment drugs? |
| It'll only trend higher while 🥭 is in the Oval. |
| I asked chat gpt to mine me a Bitcoin and it did, so now I am a believer |
| It's too unisex |
| This is a pretty stupid trade but it might go to 475 by Friday, are you planning on holding till Friday? |
| u/bearhunter429 is literally elon |
| Half the paintings there are of cherubs |
| In case you retards didn't read the article ... (bad joke, I know)\n\nThe context is that Dario is being somewhat silly and insists his LLMs cannot be used for anything related to mass domestic spying or weapons that fire autonomously. Meanwhile Pete wants to do whatever the fuck he desires (a.k.a. "all lawful uses").\n\nAll the other AI guys are willing to play ball.\n\nSupply chain risk threat is Pete being butthurt, it makes no logical sense and tells you all you need to know about those "lawful uses" and what Pete thinks about the law. |
| Silver you need to dump, don't fight it. |
| Maybe deepseek 2.0 is bullish for memory (I’m fucked) |
| Was there any catalyst for this change in stance? |
| Calls are gonna print this week, check out any of the other stock subs for confirmation. Everyone thinks armageddon is coming. |
| Must of had something mean to say against ~~israel~~ |
| Rename it Trumpbrain and problem solved |
| you mean you sat on a bench, high on **DOPE**, and stared while they walked by? |
 https://nitter.net/AnthropicAI/status/2016636581084541278 nitter.net |
| Curious what the legalities of this would be, as it seems to purely be vindictive retaliation based on Anthropic not agreeing to the terms the government wants.\n\n\nFor anyone who didn't read further, Anthropic doesnt want their AI used for mass surveillance of US citizens or for the control of weapons that fire without human intervention. If they don't agree to allow that, it appears the US Govt will attempt to bankrupt them. |
| I actually switched to calls last week, re-entered my old position. \nI'm looking at the tariff supreme court comments this Fri for a potential catalyst to bump MSFT back to 440 |
| ...\n\nIdk if you're like Charlie Munger, but yeah, MBA is often synonymous with "dipshit" |
| I feel like at some point this year it has to go back to the 90’s atleasttt. I’m selling cc’s to reduce cost basis |
| > This year is going to be AWESOME for those of us who love volatility\n\nSpeak it into existence brutha 🙏🏽 |
| For a *small* fee, you can now run as many tabs as you want in a single tab using cloud chrome™ |
| They are using grok, lol it’s just oligarchs fighting each other |
| Are you honestly asking? |
| Spy calls it is. |
| Makes sense why his wife left and he left the show. |
| Look in the mirror 🪞 |
| Went to the Frick Collection super baked and looked at all the art judging which artist hung out with the hottest girls |
| Why am i not losing money 😡 |
| Stop fucking lying to me stop giving me hope for my ded calls |
| Anyone know how this guys doin? |
| I just need this to hold til November so I can pay off my house |
| Oh ZIM merger? |
| Claude Code and API services. |
| See you in 15 days, 15 months, or 15 years |
| Anthropic bent over for this admin now the admin is cutting them loose and destroying all their client connections. Can’t make it up. Every time. They will not exist in a few years and all their stuff will be bought pennies on the dollar. |
| Nah bro it’s definitely mooning holy chet |
| We already missed the gravy train |
| Word thanks Gandalf |
| Fuck. Extremely disappointed in Joe now. Wow |
| anti-depressants are on the menu for you |
| No ❤️ |
| Alt source without paywall: https://www.reuters.com/technology/pentagon-threatens-cut-off-anthropic-ai-safeguards-dispute-axios-reports-2026-02-15/\n\n> (..) Pentagon was pushing top AI companies including OpenAI and Anthropic to make their artificial intelligence tools available on classified networks without many of the standard restrictions that the companies apply to users.\n\n"Ugh, this thing won’t let me genocide even a little bit!" |
| You have that bracelet too? |
| Can I be really vulnerable right now? |
| He is like any other billionaire\n\nEventually it is better to diversify, than to continue to concentrate your wealth in one stock\n\nAlso, I think he is using that for blue origin |
| We will not listen carefully, your "options have not recently changed" |
| Naw they’re fucked |
| I think doom scrolling has given me ADHD |
| Robert duvall passed away. Go watch the godfather if u havent |
| It’s not |
| My idea was to analyze what happens after a particularly large drop in a stock — looking at how long it took to recover in past cases with the same type of drop — to understand whether buying right after the decline could make sense. |
| Im with you in hoping amazon bounces back from last week. Dont need much and ill make some beer money. Bought eight 225c 2/27 on the cheap. |
| Let's gooo Bug Meat! High in protein, low in fat can't wait! |
| Yes but why here lol. Calls on WBD? |
| Diversity is for regards |
| Do they think Claude sounds too unamerican? |
| Where you checking this? Looks like $684 on Europe markets right now. Wouldn't consider that mooning but idk if I'm looking at the right data |
| Lmfao. Who knew tying the entire military and national security infrastructure into a fucking internet chatbot trained off Reddit data was a good idea. |
| Sam Altman giving Hegseth a good ‘ol rusty trombone for this shit. |
| Is hood ever going to go back to $100? I won’t be able to be happy until it does |
| And I’m a “supply chain risk” for my portfolio |
| Documented unfortunately… wouldn’t make it up. Multiple occasions of luring minors back to his hotel room… very disappointing to say the least! |
| I haven't heard such vague threats since JPow was threatened with prosecution. Looks like Anthropic didn't play ball. |
| MJ really did that...yikes |
| He can ask the wizard! \n\nHe gave me a heart!\n\nAnd my friend courage\n\nAnd he sadly didn't take my lady friend home. He literally took her\n\nHe might have actually been Epstein! |
| This isn’t going to work; the approach is to ride out a trend until you see red flags, and try to figure out the high level picture it’s leading to\n\nFor example, let’s say we’re now going to be bearish over the next few weeks. We have no idea if this would be a market crash or a minor correction. But if prices continue to trend red, then keep riding the trend.\n\nAfter a few weeks, you’ll see how intense the overall trend is, and you can somewhat start to sketch out how far down the potential curve we are (inflection points) if that makes sense. With that in mind, wait for the market signal indicating we are approaching the end (generally a huge opposite direction candle, a severe outlier) |
| Seagate ones are already ready and shipping. WDC is doing a catch up game on their version |
| I just don't understand how the entire AI industry is able to convince people that LLMs, which are functionally chatbots or search engines, can complete complex tasks. Have you ever tried using ChatGPT to cheat on a math test or even a knowledge test, it hallucinates 50% of its responses. Am I missing something big here? All of these models are still LLM based right? |
| For my birthday my wife got me a replica voodoo shrunken head to keep on my desk at work. It was delightfully creepy, but I wasn’t sure why she went with it. She explained, “You said all you wanted for your birthday was a little head.”\n\nTouché. |
| Yes, thank you. |
| It hurt hegsethes feelings, they're lucky they aren't domestic terrorists |
| remember that your job is to weaponize volatility. if you don't believe that just invest in indexes like a bogglehead and move on with less stress in your life and a statistically greater chance of success overall. This year is going to be AWESOME for those of us who love volatility. |
| Nooo, this cannot be how I find out. Please tell me you're joking...\n\nedit; rip, he wasn't joking 😔 |
| Buy it everyday |
| Did anyone else notice that today's chart is eerily similar to last Friday's? \n\nI suspect it's frime and cuckery. |
| I do actually wonder that, because all I hear is the solution is to build more housing. Then I think, wait houses rose in price over one year! \n\nLike 2019, we have enough housing\n2020 comes, where did the houses go! Ahhhhh! \n\nI understand what drive up the prices of housing, but at the same time I wonder if building more will fix it |
| Reddit going to tank because they are complying with DHS |
| Apparently Ellen degenerates was an enjoyer |
| Rest in pieces |
| sending hate from Australia |
| Not the fad I was expecting |
| He bought? |
| I'd think you'd want to compare the ticker against a relevant index to see if it outperformed or not. The stock regaining 10% after a 6% drop is much less impressive if a relevant index was up 20% over the same timeframe. |
| UNACCEPTABLE! |
| Is it tho? |
| higher income then the europoors |
| Sucks joe gatto turned out to be a creep. He was my favourite joker. Murr has taken his place… |
| From greeter to receipt checker pipeline |
| Can't, too scared |
| If you’re reading this and you’ve been down on your luck lately or had a lot of people cheering for your downfall, just know that I’m one of them as well. |
| Futes are always greener on the other index |
| "Trying to cover his tracks" ?!?! By posting in WSB his trade.\n\nWTF chad?\n\nInsididers share trades on the golf course or the spa, not on a reddit. \n\n\nHow would you know though |
| What? How? What does it contribute to any supply chain? |
| Wake me up when silver is $100 |
| I was just searching around the internet |
| You don’t even have to time it at market open it will be a straight line down for 45 minutes like it is 80% of the time |
| If you don’t have a laptop then you aren’t a serious trader. Period |
| Glad I’m not the only one |
| I'm just fent leaning at the front while secretly posting in this chat. Winning strategy to get customers to leave you alone |
| HOLY FUCK. SPY MOONING RN |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Duolingo ads piss me off imma short it |
| Fantastic film |
| Pants down |
| Any regards think buying corn a good idea |
| the true circle of (retarded) life |
| 🌽 is consolidating the current bottom before going even lower |
| Lmao owned |
| Are they hiring? |
| I chose to be late to work reading this |
| My dream |
| Well, #1 mention, not like he’s a scrub second stringer |
| curling is such a joke sport full of cheaters and fraud, glad I stick with trading 😎 |
| Desperately need the casino to open |
| Would have had so much time to trade at work today. Instead I'm having to keep busy by actually sort of doing my job 🤮 |
| Holy shit you might have actually found a cure for inflation. Like that that Stargate episode where they try to solve global warming by sending heat to another dimension. |
| robinhood and little john walking through the forest \n\nOo-De-Lally, Oo-De-Lally, Oo-De-Lally |
| SPY already at 720 in europoor market |
| Yes and it benefits us if we don't have enough expertise in a certain area.\n\nThat is only a bandaid solution though! We should train our own people and also take the best of the best from other countries! |
| I need the hand lotion! |
| I mean… |
| This is my best performing day of the year |
| True |
| He’s a less cringe Elon but not by much |
| Oh good |
| I don't know, bruh. You got lots of younger fit people in the same place, all happy n shit. Not surprised if they be fuckin. |
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| Some of you are on your phone rn chatting it up in here when you should be focusing on your job greeting people as they walk into your Walmart. |
| Very offensive to dogs |
| *laughs in lamotrigine* |
| LMFAO |
| Cause society has raised you to be a cuck |
| No way 🥭 has any clue about screw worm or the day today of cattle ranchers. |
| I am |
| Idk |
| Chad... YTF U think an insider trader will post his trades on WSB? |
| Knight of the Seven Kingdoms so good holy fuck\n\nDon’t sleep on this |
| Lol |
| I mean, if you ask, I'll give you half my chocolate bar. |
| Pretty mad rn that I don’t have today off work |
| Get a job!! |
| Dead at work today. I just know I'm going to be slammed tomorrow when the market is actually opened. |
| Getting her allowance from her boyfriend at the auction house |
| University for degenerates.\n\nMove to the head of the class. |
| Tell us when you buy calls. we will collectively buy puts and send the stock to the moon |
| If they get bought out, will the nicotine formula in the pouches still be same??\n\nZIN is my go-to! |
| Nom nom nom |
 https://nitter.net/annvandersteel/status/2020604036203057515 nitter.net |
| MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFTTTTTT!!!!! |
| Imagine not being a bot among the top 1% commenter. |
| Imagine what kind of society we’ve become when a US congressman openly compares Muslims to dogs 🐶 \n\nThis is the sign of a failing shithole country when characters like this rise |
| Pulling a Viktor Orban… |
| Aren’t futures better than options bc no theta? |
| Imagine that |
| Lol ok ok. Python makes so much more sense. |
| I bet all of us are really nice folks irl\n\n😊 |
| Thanks for commenting on my dick 😉 |
| Imagine being a top 1% commenter among the bots |
| CAT is now the powerhouse behind data centers, good luck. And cat just reported like 2 weeks ago |
| The crayons need to be flavorful! They look so appealing |
| You just don't understand the 4 year cycle |
| Imagine not being a top 1% commenter among the bots |
| oil futes whispering something |
| They need to make a new one. |
| Smells of rich myhogandknee. |
| More like mental masturbation for autists |
| Shit, I knew it was her all along |
| Their energy consumption will come into question as AI runs out of sources |
| I hate fake holidays like today like just open the stock market and stop being lazy |
| MBA programs are relatively short and can over focus on a couple of case studies. This leaves their graduates over confident about what they know and eager to apply that lesson to situations too generally\n\nI dislike MBAs who seem to think they know more about the business than the content area experts who live and breathe a specific industry. They tend to minimize the role of other specialists and make everyone into interchangeable cogs. They tend to overvalue numbers without understanding what they can and can’t measure. Dollars are easy to measure but experience is more difficult to quantify, so let’s just get rid of people with experience and replace them with lower cost new hires, right? |
| Some bipolar energy in the chat rn |
| that was me sorry |
| T |
| The 5 year return on butt 🌽 stands at a mere 39%. So you literally take on insane risk holding your money in it for a mere ~8 percent return when spy is averaging 15% annually. Someone help this make sense. |
| the problem here is this scarcity is fueled by a debt debasement trade, they are stealing the purchasing power of tomorrows currency and using it today. also known as the cantillion effect.\n\nThe Cantillon Effect describes how the introduction of new money into an economy affects prices unevenly, benefiting those who receive the money first, typically banks and financial institutions, while disadvantaging others. This phenomenon can lead to increased economic inequality as the first recipients can spend the money before prices rise.\n\nThis ought to be illegal; to end this sort of bad behavior we should stop allowing the counterfeiting of currency, only sound money will do. |
| 💨👃 |
| golden age of pdfilia |
| good news guys, the fbi has found savannah guthrie |
| I bought a month ago and then I was like man, I should have waited for this enormous dip |
| GG that guy with 100k in SPOT calls |
| yes. you can always download more ram |
| ew |
| I have no idea how to use clawbot |
| Acceptance is the first step on the road to happiness. |
| That thing still drives in to looney toon style walls lmao. Elon defenders be like “we don’t need lidar bro”. |
| 💨 extra smelly today. Why though? |
| Imagine being the president of the world’s most powerful country and your name is on the Epstein list |
| I think he bought a house off Epstein for $10 and was his neighbor and then was like yeah I knew of him. Mostly quiet neighbor. Never would have guessed |
| Nice, no storage for us people neither |
| #Last night futures were up. Now barely flat. LMAO🤌 |
| FUTES |
| apple's about to clap some cheeks in the podcast game, spotify better get their act together 💀🔥 |
| IRRELEVANT! |
| Yep that's what I was thinking. IBM does software and data centres and it's big money. Getting out of manufacturing makes sense |
| Open the fecking casino |
| Sorry to say it, but Nancy Guthrie is dead. |
| Ok as a married man, that’s a reason I can understand. |
| So just in the last couple days weve seen a robotaxi drive thru a construction zone then almost drive into a lake....lol. When Is Elon gonna remove the geofence so we can some real carnage caught on camera ?? Lol |
| Merry Precedents day |
| We can't. The stock is closed! |
| Sorry dude. I thought she might be into you and I could finally be free |
| If they’re using the machine alright, get that work. Soon as the phone comes out, naw you go to go |
| At least your not as regarded as me and sold 1000 shares for 11.33 when it plummeted near the bottom. |
| pics of mom? |
| Did you apologize for being an ugly obese??? |
| Bro get out there and crush your goals bro |
| I am a stupid, destined to be a poor. |
| At a bar last night some random dude walked up behind his girlfriend and groped her ass, then told her I’d done it.\n\nThe fuck is wrong with you, dude? Half that bar wanted to kill me, and one girl was about to call the police before you finally fessed up… |
| None of those companies are in manufacturing though. Especially not semiconductor manufacturing. Anything they make is outsourced. It probably makes much more sense for intel to focus on their insanely expensive bleeding edge 18A and 13A fabs. That's where the real moneys going to be for intel. TSMCs booked out for years and the only other alternative atm is the inferior Samsung fabs |
| Where are you putting your 125 dollars and 16 cents |
| bro why doesnt the us government just do that to pay their debt |
| TSLA: +0.00 |
| Grass is wetter on the other side |
| Throw in some creed for when you start blacking out. |
| Kinda called gotta admit |
| I have to fly to florida for work tomorrow. Would rather not. I just like being home with my wife and toddler. How I know I’m not built to ever be a billionaire. I like my family way too much. |
| USA! USA! Yuge Pedo! Best Pedo Ever! |
| You sound like a debater rather than a person who wants to know |
| ** Burgundy lol |
| Not going to lie, MWA was a pretty fucking solid purchase. |
| Thx for your feedback, I will read you link asap |
| Picked up a 2TB SSD that had already gone up $100 a few weeks ago. It's doubled in price since then. I could see it doubling again before the end of the year. |
| I believe diversity was an old old wooden ship that was used during the civil war era lol. Quote from the great “Ron Burgendy” |
| Space pee |
| Happy Pedosent Day!! |
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| Just made apple cinnamon muffins and ginger cookies with my mom! |
| AMD bulls will rise |
| just shop online like me bruh, gotta get that dopamine somehow |
| Bro, don't |
| My positions are liquidating just fine in 🌽 . |
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| Yahoo finance |
| I might try to time the tank in NBIS & IREN tomorrow, gotta see how they move in premarket & at open |
| I come here to make fun of your geytism |
| Evolutionary inadequate! I love that and going to use that irl |
| how come I'm not losing money today? |
| > Thank you for the dinner and a very pleasant evening. If your car could take me to the airport... Mr. Corleone is a man who insists on hearing bad news immediately.\n\n\nThey got Sonny, now Tom…..Dammit!! |
| Python on Dos terminal 😀 |
| Maybe he wasn’t interested? |
| this thread is not as porny as it should be imo ... |
| Pepperoni titties? That is gross and what does that even mean! \n\nAnd I agree! These guys are single for a reason! They are probably not worth it\n\nOr don't get outta mammas basement |
| Went outside to touch grass. \n\nVerdict: very overrated. |
| 1 hour to Power Hour |
| Thoughts on Puddle of Mudd playlist holding moving forward? Some bangers low key… |
| From what I’ve been reading it does seem that way |
| so uppies? |
| Good luck, try not to buy many dead cats!\n\n \n(Though seriously, find a stock like Microstrategy or FISV and try to figure out when your model said it was a "Buy" signal) |
| I guess I’ll be saving my documents and games on stone tablets. |
| We spent 2 years dealing with consultants for determining which SaaS would fit our needs. By the end of it it had taken so long we had to develop our own system in house to work as a stop-gap. \n\nFinally we did go ahead with one, only for the bean counters to tell us 6 months later it was too expensive and to just pick the cheapest one. \n\nI'm certain some c-suite ghoul shagged a consultant at some bullshit conference and forced us into that complete waste of time and money. |
| Elon Musk smells like pee |
| I’ll become an hero before I make an hammeroid appointment. Eat a onion and a apple. |
| Looks like something Claude Code would output |
| tried to talk to this guy at the gym, and he responded all curtly like he was annoyed with me\n\nwtf bro |
| Inflation too |
| Companies selling expensive software packages to large companies are most at risk. Their in-house IT with one half ass decent engineer can vibe code custom enterprise software for the entire company now. |
| 90s dump |
| POET is another one. |
| States the obvious, expects shock and awe |
| Appreciate the stats brother! Gives me something to think about… |
| It's been happening for 3 years. |
| >Does it make sense to bet that the expected return conditional on a recent drop is different from the mean?\n \nYes. What you have discovered is called "the momentum and reversal effect in stock returns". It is real at several frequencies and very hard to harvest. But by byying the dip at this fequency, you're actually on the _wrong_ side of the momentum strategy. \n\nhttps://www.bauer.uh.edu/rsusmel/phd/jegadeesh-titman93.pdf\n\n>Do 15 observations have any statistical power for stock returns?\n\nNo. |
| Waste of time.\n\nEach drop is unique and in a different context and era |
| Yeah if it was usd i would have reported them for littering |
| Trust me, if u can hold it through this ai bump ull make it out like a bandit, dont be afraid to lock in profit too if it makes sense |
| Just sitting in my office waiting to get the call from my new job so I can resign this one. Not even happy just switching from one collar to the next. |
| Ur just jealous |
| Steal one for 100% off |
| Attaboy. I like it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kq2whoxemwjg1.jpeg?width=1728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d289d7c149254599c1e1ef54ccb976d9171f21a\n\nI didn't know Ireland has Ghouls |
| That is too simple of a question\n\nIf you want to keep a conspiracy theory alive you have to ask questions that divert from the truth\n\nKinda like a politician |
| Facts |
| The number of pure accounts I had back in the day was awesome. \n\nHad a couple where I’d max out stupid shit like prayer/defense and just be a complete tank. |
| Make an hemmerhoid appointment cause ur gonna get em being on the shittah that long. |
| Personally I want to see MSFT hold 392+ for the next 2-3 weeks before I commit big money. I need multiple daily candles staying above the support zone of 396 or a retouch of 392 with a quick bounce off. AMZN, not touching that until it can have back to back green days, weekly EMA for 150 is 191.74 and weekly EMA for 100 is 204.72… so we in no mans land for a bit |
| Cuz of HDD too |
| sorry, mom |
| Do it. $198 Amazon and $395 McSoft |
| They are no more more. |
| and they will. Saudis can send over a C-17 loaded to the brim with pallet after pallet of cash. |
| What did you use for historical data source? |
| Should i buy a laptop? If i wait twp years will they be 4 grand? Cause of ram |
| Ai\n\nChinese\n\nSame sentence.\n\nDon't worry bout it. |
| That facts that you come to this thread shows you have a porn and gambling addiction |
| How about now\n\n\nDoes it fucking add up now |
| Fuck Ted Faro |
| Y tF does no one remind me about these market close holidays.\n\nLiterally on the shitter with nothing but mobile games for the next 20-35 mins.\n\n\nWhut do?! |
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| Yes, they are. Elon is the king of taking our tax dollars for all his ventures. \n\nHe’s the Subsidy King. |
| Thanks for the feedback. Obviously this is just a tool I started building to make my own stock analysis easier — something I already do manually. I’m fully aware that it can’t predict the market. |
| If it was US dollars they would have refused them |
| Do you have a job to lose? |
| I definitely do not write cc's as my main income. I would also not pick that trade, but I'd much sooner be the seller than the buyer, is all Im saying. |
| Red rocket |
| uh... i may have gone overboard with prediction markets. Now I managed to be in the red while market is closed. |
| Imo the only mba's you should ever hire are like analysts and product mgrs that actually work at your company currently. All these contractor clowns with their slide decks and workflows just make me wanna puke. |
| >which obviously we all completely understand\n\nI actually know quite a bit about this.\n\nSome there's qibbles and qbits. Previously, Qibbles and Qbits had a monopoly on the manufacture of these. As well, Qibbles and Qbits were only found together, as you may be familiar with their flagship product: Qibbles and Qbits. \n\nThe Qibbles were an unavoidable byproduct of manufacturing. Their presence dampens the effectiveness of the Qbits. Thus, the Qibbles and Qbits company was never able to move forward with quantum computing. \n\nGoogle was able to reverse engineer the process. After that, they poured billions in R&D into the bits separation process.\n\nThus, you now have a physical grid with qbits and not a qibble in sight.\n\nAnyway, after learning this, I went full port into GOOG |
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| None of my orders going through |
| Why would deflation come? |
| Seeing how quickly markets recovered after deepseek the first time is deepseek round 2 priced in? There was a significant vol premium placed on this weekend, and with futures trading open Sunday until an hour ago, there was no vol crush. My guess is hedging for Iran but if it was going to happen it would have been on friday night or Saturday for maximum time for markets to digest. With possibility of iran strike before tomorrow's market open falling rapidly, the only vol left to price in is deepseek. Do markets care? For how long? Do we even know when they will release the model? Is it tonight? Tomorrow? So many questions. |
| What software and OS are you on? This screamed zOS in my mind. |
| My dick is lipstick red💄 |
| Carl’s is good but those prices are insane now. Might as well order a burger from Applebees or chilis |
| Bitcoin right? …….. Right guys ? ( nervously laughing) |
| Dildone! |
| Is CCCQ the ticker here? First I’m hearing of this company. Would’ve to know more about what’s unique about them vs their counterparts. \n\nI was in in QBTS/dwave and QUBT at 96 cents 👀 |
| Run |
| Collect on delivery |
| The veil of competition |
| No bs… what’s your target entry on MSFT/AMZN. Mouth is watering at these levels… |
| Did we have a Christmas rally? No |
| time to start embezzling |
| RIP Tom Hagen |
| Put on the ATP Doha tournament |
| Best question of the day “Why is Fartcoin down”? Just gonna leave that here for the world to PONDER |
| 6pm est |
| Thanks for the feedback. \nMy whole idea started from studying supports, resistances, and their probabilities. Often a price drop can simply be profit‑taking, and the opposite is true as well.\n\nSo my goal was to analyze, statistically, what happens after every single drop — for example a -5% day — to see how the stock (obviously assuming it’s a solid one) behaves over the following year. |
| Are you old enough for a real job? |
| Bloomberg is cancer on mobile wtf |
| Think of it like a venn diagram |
| It's clear that not many of you write covered calls for a living and it shows.\n\nPersonally I would never pick that trade 😂\n\nBut if I'm forced to pick a side on this one, I would rather buy than sell that far out. |
| Xtra gey |
| Short answer: No.\n\nLong answer: Nooooooo. |
| The FUTURE is always open |
| Let's go Medvedev |
| I'm still pissed off that I can spend $80k a month at my job no problem but have to wait 6 weeks to hear back about reimbursement for economy tickets for a 600 mile flight. \n\nAll while being given said "we need to cut back on travel" speech by an MBA ghoul who flew here from fookin Ireland. |
| Based |
| They're owned by the same conglomerate but will for the time being operate as independent companies. |
| I find myself more productive at work after losing money in the market. It makes me feel that I have to work harder or I'm financially fucked. |
| My dad can kick your dad's butt |
| Red Cat and Primordial Labs, together with Palladyne AI already do this. \n\nCoveted technology. |
| Futes been open baby boy |
| It’s a nod to the Greek figure Cassandra who was always right about everything but everyone ignored her warnings. Pretty corny stuff. |
| < The 4 douches hogging a machine or bench and just talking and not even using it. |
| Petty theft and Europe go together like PB and j |
| She's the Goddess of being right once then wrong forever or smth. |
| This is really good long term news, if X energy becomes public then it will really help pump the stock. |
| Turning point USA gonna have their own Olympics soon |
| There’s quite a bit of quantitive research out there already on short-term reversals. Worth a read.\n\nhttps://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=4575689\n\nYou’re also asking people in the wrong forum, this is for sh*t-posting, not serious ideas. |
| Bane me |
| When do futures open? |
| butt corn is F'ed... |
| #SO PRODUCTIVE AT WORK without my market plays |
| The drone wars have begun. |
| dildo or dildont |
| Your health |
| I am glad I don't work with you |
| Totally. |
| Glad I didn’t hold onto ANY tech calls this weekend, almost did y’all… |
| My ex wife was my dei hire |
| I was roasted for this a year ago. IBM and Google. I’m up significant on both buying in 18 months ago. \n\nAlso…. BANKING. Some bans are using quantum to improve efficiencies and forecast better. I’m up 40 percent on HSBC! |
| I mean we already knew he was early. |
| Is there anything to gamble on today? |
| Bro, just be an insider and you will make money. Easy.\n\nThose multimillion dollar wins rarely happens to random people. Some guy bought ZIM calls on Friday and on Monday the stock gaps +50%? LOL |
| Greek goddess of gay shit or something |
| Lucky, I love gingers |
| >29%\n\n\n>80%\n\nthe math ain't mathing here folks |
| Are you using margin? Can’t discount interest or inflation |
| The Terminator was a glimpse into the future. |
| How much did u lose today |
| Ur ok. But no posting on my thread. Only commenting. Thx. |
| Your money goes straight to another dimension. |
| New traders that bought puts Port: green AF. \n\nVeteran traders: 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Well thank fuck I bought myself a NAS a couple of years ago, this shit is getting ridiculous. |
| Everyone thinks they're a philosophy expert because they took Philosophy 101 in high school or just watched The Matrix.\n\nLittle do they know that they are all wrong because 99% of philosophers (even the old-timey ones) make the most stupid and vibey/unsupported arguments but in fancy, elaborate ways. |
| Google, Amazon, Microsoft, Meta print money….. they ain’t running out of cash |
| Prayer circle for qqq starting in about 6 hours, join if you have stupid calls like me |
| My uncle works at gagex. |
| yeah totally, because the IRS will totally just approve what you send that says you should get a $300m refund LOL |
| Thanks for your feedback! Why not? It's not possible in any cases? |
| Whoever wins, we lose. |
| Self-pickpocket |
| Proud of OP, keep the degen gambling going, the most degen plays seem to win these days lol |
| Why am I still watching women's hockey?? |
| You mean white. It's ok to say it out loud.\n\nI noticed it in real time. All the commercials switched up around that time |
| Does auto~~mage~~mod not work on market holidays? |
| Beer pong would go crazy. Bitch cup gotta be filled to the brim with moonshine |
| Look at this guys posts and tell me he isnt an insider. \nYour network is your NETWORTH.\n\n-ZIM earnings droping Quarter to Quarter. \n\n-Next earnings on 11march and expected negative. \n\n-Entered before the weekend, before the unexpected major news on Monday. |
| If only Palantir was the only suspect, the world would be a much simpler and better place.. |
| Broo 😂 better than giving it to the market 🔥 |
| That's their goal\n\nNot to push users out\n\nBut chew up all the hardware so they can handle the user capacities themselves\n\nThey just want the user to open Google or whatever app and type away\n\nThe computing is done on their end. The user just gets fed a result |
| Did they really though? |
| Europe isn’t real |
| U got got |
| why is burry’s twitter handle cassandra\n\nis he trans |
| Thx for your feedback, my idea it's to analyze only strong stock and see if after a medium or a strong drop, the price return positive and in how many time. It's not possible to predict the day after 😀 |
| nods head r/TheTenthDentist |
| The race to make Horizon Zero Dawn a reality. |
| Hi, as someone who has an actual degree in stochastic mathematics and my academic work revolved around financial mathematics:\n\nNo. |
| Your suspicious are correct. |
| There are a surprising number of articles and youtube videos discussing this, but the TLDR is the outlook is grim.\n\nBesides the obvious problem of making a usable, reliable quantum computer that has sufficient computing power to do anything of note. There is a secondary problem of creating algorithms or programs that can harness a quantum computer for real world problems. Really there has only been a handful of algorithms developed in the last 15 years that run better on a quantum computer over a conventional computer.\n\nI would say that a minimum we're looking at 10+ years until Quantum computing makes any sort of meaningful contribution to the consumer market. And pessimistically I think it could be much longer than that. |
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| This is neat\n\nBut I feel like a lot of the story is kind of hidden in charts like these \n\nCause they somewhat ignore that capacity also has risen for devices over the years\n\nA 1TB SSD was insane when it came out... I was thrilled getting my samung 256gb... not even Nvme at the time \n\nnow a 2TB is nothing really |
| I've somehow managed to not lose any money in the market today |
| Im so fucking regarded, i was walking behind these two women and somehow 80 euros flies out of my pocket just as i turned my head and lands right below their legs, at this point i still don’t realise it is my own money and go and pick it up to return it to them , they take it with a smile and as i walk i start checking my pockets and realising what a stupid fucking idiot i am . Somehow this hurts mire than losing 10k on spy. |
| Finally a sport I can compete in |
| I'm glad I built my PC 2 years ago and it's a nice enough one that I won't need a new one anytime soon |
| Don't worry bud! I am there with you\n\nThese people just don't know what it is like when you have so much capital that you can't invest it all in one place without moving the stock price |
| Hard to say without knowing what the premiums are. Enough people are set on holding gold and never selling. In any case I'd rather be on the writing side of this trade than on the buying side. |
| Not really if this person or fund or whatever has no intention of selling their gold in the short term, they plan on holding for a longer period of time and see a huge large potential upside. It’s less making money on the premiums at that point and more just free money. If it goes to 15k or 20k I’m sure they don’t care cuz they made a shit ton of money. If it doesn’t they make the money off the premiums and they didn’t plan on selling anytime soon anyway. |
| if it actually happened in real life, and any portion of this was actually attempted to be paid off, then it would effectively just be a sudden extra forced tax on Americans.\n\nIn other words a poor tax. |
| What about ionq? |
| https://preview.redd.it/4qgdo4hhkwjg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=a790dd5a0414a925db023421ad3ae9ee2bf7c8bb\n\n |
| Wait, aren’t these both owned by tech Jesus? I can never keep track these days |
| Bols rn are like bunch of rats trapped on a sinking ship \n\n\n29% have jumped the ship\n\n\n8000000000000000000000% remain in pure unadulterated denial and anger 🤬 (denial stage of grief) |
| What about 1% poster? |
| People that talk about ai slop have never actually seen a codebase for a big company, it’s really all slop that works because 2 people out of the 50 on the team do everything\n\nI’m one of the 48 cuz I don’t understand anything |
| They are buying future options for $15000/ounce of gold. They are selling an $20000/ounce against it. Max gain are the $5000 in spread, plus the premium for the $20000 call, minus the premium for the bought $15000 call. \n\nThis is likely more of a cheap hedge against extreme USD debasement, than a trade designed to make money on its own. |
| Ur like my dog barking for 3 hours at the trash bag stuck on the fence across the street. |
| Bitcoin mining was already dead right? Or at least on a small scale. |
| Fuk u nerd. I’ll wear my green phat out into the wilds and we can rumble. Just be warned….my dad will be there. |
| Apparently the Epstein clique were really into "jerky", the kind produced at the Cannibal and Cooks restaurant. |
| 1 percenters r gey |
| The emperor’s clothes look great, don’t they |
| 🤣 |
| Isn’t pole dancing an Olympic sport soon? Or was that an alternative universe I was in |
| Yeah it’s just astrology that made me 50k in puts last week |
| 😂😂🤣 |
| Happens to bers daily. |
| Yahoo finance |
| Fund my winter Ferrari |
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| If u have a 1% commenter flair ur baned from commenting on my thread. Thx. |
| That only happened twice |
| That’s my quant… |
| Buy some Google on a downstroke then. They have the opex to get there one day most likely and given all there AI data centers to help solve the problem using the future Google chips and the latest customized Gemini to help solve problems by researchers.\n\n\nGovernment can also help them get there from a national security point of view. |
| DEI good sometime |
| Actually… still trading. At least metals. |
| How boring, open the casino already |
| I figured you’d be watching ghey porn on full volume, thinking your headphones were connected.\n\nEdit: my bad. Thought you were ber. |
| Low energy / fatigue, easily stressed out by small things. If I can't get rich from gambling my parents' retirement account on penny stocks and options soon my life is going to get very bad. |
| "Hell yeah" - Dudes |
| Cool brotha? He def has a puerto rican mom, look how tight the shirts are |
| Self-Votes for another raise |
| Burry trollposting Alex Karp and correcting his philosophy knowledge is basically gladitorial combat for autists |
| It would be nice if we didn’t rug first thing tomorrow |
| I don't think I get taxes back\n\nStill have to pay my taxes from last year, but the interest rate is low, so I have been ignoring it |
| All these companies keep reminding me of building my PC a decade+ ago \n\nMaybe I should just look at the brands I've used in personal gaming PCs and it'll be a really solid investment strategy |
| rumors were flying around for a while |
| The issue is you are building a model using priors despite the current market events having no precedent. There is no training data for this specific unusual set of conditions, fiat, geopolitical, tariff, AI concentration, QE, bond markets, system liquidity, debt, polarity shift, etc, etc etc,. The last 10 years really has nothing in common with the next 10 years, mean reversion may not be on the table in 2026, nor is a continual bull market. You are presuming "cycles" that I doubt exist beyond some distortions around the end of the year for tax reasons, I suggest you delete December from any back-testing to avoid that mirage - TACO-trade, flash panics, invading nations/wild tariff announcements, these aren't just cycles to average.\n\nNot to be wholly negative: If you do want to continue going down this path I suggest you zoom in to the 0-30 minute views and trade swings and momentum at the first 30 minutes of opening, a lot more signal to analyze and riding the flow of big momentum is easier to observe and has less external factors / assumptions are less invalidated. I have a few friends who are quants and succed with that approach, Especially once focused into a specific trade, for instance, *Oil*. Old slow and somewhat predictable. A good model may work well for Exxon but totally fail for QQQ. |
| Charlie don’t surf! 🏄♂️ |
| Its not an answer machine |
| Why isn’t grilling a steak an olympic sport? Or, how good you are at drinking beer, or how fast can you pickup women? Or fishing? |
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| See I tried this with the basketball game betting predictions over the weekend thought oh this be easy buy contracts for team that’s about to win at 0.86 a contract close them out 0.99 free money, and Litearlly went to +560$ at 0.93$ I said nice +700$ 0.95 nice then went to 0.01$ cause other team scored a 3 pointer in last 3 seconds… lost it all. That was the moment I realized. I’m only doing spy 0dte for the rest of my life.\nSo how do you get an idea of the trend and direction and what is best timing you think per day? \nI’ve noticed a trend where it usually bottoms out by 1pm then climbs up |
| 🥲☺️ |
| Seriously bro sex robots is how you think bag7 will save us? |
| hes better tho |
| Seriously like im wearing headphones |
| Weather in the cabin stays the same traversing those flyover states |
| I used to know this lady that worked at hooters. Legit she was a straight smoke show. Like 10/10. One day after leaving work she wasn't paying attention, had her headphones in, and crossed the train tracks and was clipped by a train.\n\nLuckily she survived, but had to be rushed to the hospital and was pretty badly injured. She was in a pretty bad way for a while, and unfortunately lost one of her legs.. Now she works at IHOP.\n\nStill think about her. |
| bruh i aint reading all that shit. I cant even understand what you wrote beside first sentence.\n\njust give tldr calls puts long short |
| I am stuck at my house with a bunch of kids and can't really do anything because contractors are redoing my bathroom |
| True.. |
| DEI |
| I like the way you think 😏 |
| Welcome to the dotcom bubble 2.0 |
| Crap I made $3 day trading Amazon on Friday. |
| So you’re saying buy and hold after a big drop? You’re saying stocks, so wrong forum. Most regards here play 0DTE options and lose money. |
| And the next president will be the new Obama that will save all these AI companies "too big to fail"! |
| Why doesn’t the guberment just toss a $37 trillion bet on something on Polymarket they know they can fix, then easy win and pay off the national debt?\n\nWill the guberment bomb Iran this weekend? Place bet on yes. Tally Ho over to Iran. Easy win. Pay off national debt. GG no rematch. |
| Is it too late to buy options now? |
| Tsla\n\nGot an option when it was 425 then shit fell deeper to 413 and my contract is expiring on the 27th ultimate fcked |
| funny how jake from sf used to be a dork then they randomly switched him to a cool brotha |
| won't reach 29 yet |
| I think you have a virus |
| Jesus your chart gives me a headache. |
| How* not why |
| Went long on a handful of June NQ contracts. I’m either getting rekt or shitting like a king. |
| But wouldn't it make sense to at least try to bring back jobs? I honestly don't understand why that doesn't work. Can you help me see that point of view? I truly don't get it and most arguments devolve into politics and irrational behavior. |
| I hope not cause I ain’t gay bear so if you breakeven I lose money |
| I dont think there is anyone in the world I hate more than people that try to talk to me at the gym |
| As opposed to the people just being a bit well regarded? |
| > I thought that sector was popping right now \n\nYou mean:\n\n> I thought that sector was pooping right now |
| It's interesting to think about but I think if you keep adding parameters it just goes back to being, well the outcomes differ on a case by case basis... which is probably true but not very helpful. You'd likely need to restrict the time window of cases you look at and try to apply it to a different time window to see if it holds up or if you are just reading signal in noise. \n\nI'd highly suspect you would not find anything terribly useful, since if there was a reliable way to predict stock movement the next day based on the prior day, gotta think them wall street types would have started using it a while ago, after which it no longer becomes useful. |
| OPEN\n\nTHE \n\nCASINO\n\n🗣️ |
| Beautiful day to buy silver |
| If you only talk with ChatGPT.\n\nFor more demanding stuff you need a good CPU and RAM and even disk on client side. |
| accountants hate this one simple trick |
| Am I going to buy puts for another year straight? Yes. Will I breakeven? God I hope |
| No market is good news for most people here. |
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| barrens chat was goated |
| > You don’t need that much hardware to run a web browser. A Celeron or whatever the bottom of AMD’s CPU stack is, a couple gigs of memory, and a small local disk for your OS.\n\nThese days, it's all cell phones. The SoC dies are even smaller than what you need on desktops (broadly speaking), so you get more out of every wafer on the manufacturing side. |
| Where did you get the data |
| If you’re not on the island at 65, you’re on the island at 10 |
| Maybe this is just anchoring bias, but I remember when all of the quantum companies were penny stocks doing reverse splits to avoid being delisted. Nothing has changed between then and when they went up 4000%, or now that they went down 50% after that, so I still view them as 2000% overvalued. |
| Fucking hell. That $ZIM calls guy probably turned 20k into 500k 💀why can't I get this Lucky 😭 |
| The market is a lot like the weather in the Midwest. \n\nLooks like shit? Buy some and come back later it’ll be green. |
| If you draw enough lines one of them is bound to be correct lol |
| Same with options. If I buy a call on a ticker trading at $100 with my strike price at $1,000, the contract will be dirt cheap and will become profitable if the ticker raises significantly in a short amount of time, say 2x in one day. The strike price will not have been reached but the $1,000 strike contracts will be worth more than they were when the ticker was trading at $100 the day before. They might go from 1 cent to 2 cents per share, for example, which is 100% gains. |
| No news is good news |
| They didn’t say *trade*, they said *see* |
| if you started as a janitor at spacex 15 years ago you’d have a million in equity |
| tuesday fake dump, wednesday dump. thursday dump, friday flat I have seen it all before |
| Search ‘Futures’ in the search bar my man! |
| These free online tax refund programs let me literally put in anything I want. Just put in to get a $300 million refund. |
| >Has anyone here tried something similar?\n\nYes. [Renaissance Technologies](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renaissance_Technologies) has done something similar. \n\nIn general you have to have big balls and endless pockets for this to work. Do you have enough money to gobble up shit that just keeps dipping? How do you know the company is not going to hell in a hand basket after it drops 10%? |
| Nice |
| might as well just let some homeless in and turn it into a flop house |
| Do the colored lines also tell you when to touch yourself? |
| You would write them closer. That far the premiums aren't worth it. Even if you assume it's a spread, the capital locked up won't make much sense. |
| Olympics are so random |
| Lmao |
| Trump lies. What’s new? |
| $$$$ this is how this week's going to go. |
| I’m a doctor and this sounds like your bags might be heavier than your body supports |
| Did someone tell them the value is behind the dumpster? |
| Robinhood is trash for trading futures. SHIT tier margin. |
| AI is shifting to creating videos for robotic training. And video is heavy in hard disk and ram usage. \n\nIt's also the reason why Elon's shift to making robots instead of cars caused a big boost in stock prices. |
| Probably haha. One-sided retail consensus is usually wrong |
| This market isn't fair. Middle class white guys like me haven't a chance. Too rich for help too poor for success |
| Issue is photonics isn’t reliable now so copper is still the standard. Smartest analysts I’ve come across say best case scenario is photonics are 2-3 years away from mass adoption. Lite, Cohr, etc are way too expensive so expect violent corrections as market experiences downturns. |
| What type of food? I made mushroom and mixed it with leftover peppers and onions and out it on a wrap with eggs and ranch! |
| I’m telling you, once those sex robots become commercially accepted, tech will shrek dildo in share value |
| Another week of buying puts for CRDO and ALAB, these two bleed like stuck pigs |
| You can tho? |
| Nah I’m too good for that malignant albatrosd |
| By an extreme corollary guess SNDK is good to go for now hahaha |
| I was expecting a crash but every single one of my positions is unchanged today |
| You can’t? |
| an institution is betting on the dollar collapsing before eoy |
| That means the fair market value is zero |
| Why? They have a very tiny chance of expiring ITM, and if somehow they do, the seller still makes at least 200% profit on their position. |
| > Anyone working at a data center has been complaining about the supply constraints for ram and storage since about late 2024. \n\nProblem is that even if you have a perfect demand forecast, you can't spin up memory production all that significantly with a forecast from even 2 years ahead of time. |
| Do jobs even exist anymore? Our supreme overlord Optimus Elon has taken all the jobs 🫡 |
| They printed also this quarter and dumped. |
| Can you pick me up and drop me off at the casino too! |
| Where is Mankrik's wife |
| One of us! |
| explain |
| No one will keep far OTM options until expiry. They open such big positions in hopes to gain from an early move in the underlying asset. Theta is the greatest enemy when buying options. |
| halfway to our target, told you retards last Monday\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ejbqx5wwhwjg1.png?width=1748&format=png&auto=webp&s=88ef2f6c6c9aad7c00ac132e854fd35136f01810\n\n |
| 🐻 sighting! |
| They were mispriced at IPO and now market is playing catch up. This thing will increase another 2-4x in next few years. Still mispriced |
| Scrolling for 5 minutes on a closed market day and seeing the inane shit posted here has convinced me most of you need a fuckin hobby. Or a job |
| Sears founded Discover card back in like 1985. |
| Imagine how advanced society would be if we could see futures on robinhood\n\nedit: im regarded |
| first time? |
| Prove it. Cashapp me $20 $samwisely |
| I thought WDC is coming out with their own HAMRs too. |
| Only because Sweden is playing |
| Just what till a vegan makes you a cheese with cashews in it. Tastes like cheese they say\n\nTo me, tastes like a Delicious cashew sauce that has the essence of cheese. Still good, but like stop calling it cheese. Just call it cashew sauce |
| Those company profits are going to print with less apes in the workforce, getting more efficient it seems |
| Nah I would probably throw the whole department a party, my boss is cool |
| I'd kill for a boss |
| ? |
| Aren't a lot of them basically stuffing them in their bags to take home as souvenirs? |
| Calls on plan b |
| Fuck yeah! |
| Epstein approves |
| heating and cooling systems. MOD and VRT are heating up fast. Backlog is increasing. |
| What's gonna happen is AI will become more expensive than a traditional software dev as it'll give significant advantages to companies able to out-ship competitors. There will be a golden age like early streaming wars when netflix had everything and was dirt cheap. Then, they will get their due. Prices rise. It'll become a cost+speed equation (how much AI to use, is this an urgent feature we need, etc). It'll be double insulting when a traditional dev can't do it right, does it slower, and in the end, it's still wrong. Some BA/customer success tech lead who understands the requirements and software better can just prompt AI to fix it instead of some dev who hasn't ever spoken to a client. |
| Tbh I think the primary issue would be making anything actionable without using a more advanced system that analyze context. That’s what the most advance automated systems like Alladin already do. \n\nPrice means nothing without knowing the underlying factors. Could you find some actionable patterns? Potentially. Are you going to build a system that can predict a good investment on price action alone? Highly unlikely. \n\nIve seen similar tools and algo trade platforms come and go and in my experience all it takes is one outlier event to totally wreck your strategy. Thats why back testing by itself is not seen as a reliable way to show effectiveness.\n\nI think market paradigms change a lot, usually every 10 years at least and static strategies based on price data or algos always get cooked as they can’t reliably adapt to changing market forces. My advice is to see if you can use it to help you trade but don’t expect to create something that can make any investment decisions for you. |
| There literally was a dude here who posted an in depth DD about SNDK when it was under 40 bucks almost a year ago. |
| Have you even tried vegan cheese? |
| Writing them that far out as covered calls is also a dumb move |
| Amputate your right arm. I’m a doctor |
| It's called Peyronie's disease |
| She'll sue you for millions |
| Entirety of reddit talking about stock market crash. Bullish af honestly |
| if you think about it, puts are anti-semitic |
| Yes of course!....... :/ |
| Idk about fighting TSLA |
| Hope she’s hot |
| As I look at my GLD call credit spread crying |
| How can we make money off this? |
| Is he still in business? |
| Idk what that means\n\nJust gimme the strike and date |
| my regarded take is that such subreddits are actively run by reddit to inflate engagement metrics |
| \n\n[The Winter Olympics condom supply ran out in 3 days](https://archive.is/Mg5Bk). |
| Regarded |
| https://preview.redd.it/03bbfeo5hwjg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=79042ef181cc5fbc30e202beb33f3b69ff5c4803 |
| Me too, but like my herpes, I’ve just accepted it |
| Breh |
| Great news! Good for you man! |
| You ever notice you never see the gamble responsibly ads on the market? It’s like they know |
| AU Tu Lo |
| Are these last year's contracts? I thought the AI Bubble is bursting!? |
| Checked my companies bank account, looks like it’s either win those 0dtes or it’s time to buy a rope lol |
| Preach |
| I gave AI my notes and asked to summarize and proofread, but I guess that backfired 😅\n\nThis also wasn't meant as an anti AI post rather than a "saas" is not dead post. |
| Slight difference there. |
| Ugh, me too |
| Got an 8% raise. 🥳 |
| I gave AI my notes and asked to summarize and proofread, but I guess that backfired 😅\n\nThis also wasn't meant as an anti AI post rather than a "saas" is not dead post. |
| Plenty of firms buy crazy otm spreads betting on volatility increases\n\nThis isn't new nor notable unless you have no idea how multistrats operate\n\nYou do know how they operate I assume posting on wsb |
| https://preview.redd.it/bwzkpvsvgwjg1.jpeg?width=633&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4596c21ca6de8b6de8db364411e56fae7802736e |
| I gave AI my notes and asked to summarize and proofread, but I guess that backfired 😅\n\nThis also wasn't meant as an anti AI post rather than a "saas" is not dead post. |
| >The Social Democrats also want to change the rules governing how platforms provide content to adults. Instead of algorithmic recommendations, such systems should only be activated upon explicit request, according to the SPD proposal.\n\nhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-02-16/germany-moves-closer-to-a-social-media-ban-for-those-under-16 |
| Would you jizz in your boss’s coffee if you won the lottery? |
| I hope you're getting a raise or at least a bonus 👀 |
| Same reason why people bought $1M dollar call options for Bitcoin in the past. \nLow risk/high reward and price doesn’t need to actually reach that level to profit. |
| I gave AI my notes and asked to summarize and proofread, but I guess that backfired 😅\n\nThis also wasn't meant as an anti AI post rather than a "saas" is not dead post. |
| How exactly do we know they are buying? They could be writing those options, or selling them against contracts they already own or maybe even a credit spread. Or a hedge 🤷🏽♂️ |
| Stewie gets pregnant is the best episode. Brian's blind gf is a close second |
| I was getting blood flow, some of them are hot. |
| founding fathers would be ashamed if they knew we closed the casino on the day that is meant to honor them |
| Ho Lee Fuk |
| futes aren't futing |
| Two dead old guys!\n\n(Lincoln and Washington) |
| He's shitposting about PLTR being shit and Alex Karp being a philosophy nerd |
| My port is doing much better today then it has been doing for the past 4 months... 🙁 |
| Sears tried to get into stocks! They owned Dean Witter for awhile. Socks and stocks, they called it. So you could go in for some towels or a socket set and check out your retirement portfolio while you're there, I guess. |
| Yeah but it's only a first version in python |
| I gave AI my notes and asked to summarize and proofread, but I guess that backfired 😅 |
| Dm |
| Agree |
| > But also, do you seriously deny technology is displacing jobs?\n\nNo not at all, and by definition blanket tariffs almost certainly will speed it up even. And there’s an argent to be made that the fact that is happening so rapidly makes tariffs even worse.\n\n> It's sort of wild to blame all of this on tarriffs alone.\n\nI never said that and yeah that would be stupid. \n\nYou know what else would be wild? Saying “if you think it’s political and not *completely* a side effect of automation you’re stupid”\n\nI’ll say it again. Blanket. Tariffs. On the whole world. Is. Dumb. It causes a ton of down stream issues. \n\nThe fact you understand how much America is automating our economy makes supporting the tariffs even worse. You have first hand knowledge that a lot of the “jobs” tariffs will “bring back” are going to be automated. |
| Because it's financial Twitter it encompasses more than stocks |
| Because you should have given us independence without a fight. Not only did you lose one of your more profitable colonies but now you're forced to watch all of our shit TV and movies. You're basically OUR colony now. So you'll celebrate Presidents' Day/Washington's Birthday and you'll like it. |
| I am personally gonna wait for $8000 to go all in. |
| Easy there mr money bags |
| He sure can, he’s just gotta take the ‘vitamin T’ |
| I love family guy |
| tiktok only pays for videos over a minute \n\nall the people posting clips do it for free |
| Hilarious. Could buy 22 calls strike 500 exp August 2026 with 100k. If SPOT makes ATH by then it’s 25k profit per contract or $550,000. FIVE HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSAND😂 \n\nInstead buy 300 contracts expiring in less than a month and then wonder why you’re in the position you’re currently in |
| The program and the analysis it's mine 🙂 |
| I want to go short, but there’s also the argument that the demand floor is much higher now due to maintenance requirements caused by hardware degradation. I still think something has to give maybe increased supply from competitors, better hardware that requires far less maintenance, or even significantly more efficient AI models. I just don’t have a strong enough thesis to justify shorting this right now. I think earnings might stay elevated for much longer, until we get a reason otherwise. |
Showing them closed via yahoo:  https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/commodities/WSB finance.yahoo.com |
| Zimbabwe just potentially knocked Aus out of the T20 cricket World Cup.\n\n$ZIM calls it is |
| I prefer lines in crayon on chart, not whatever this is. |
| Pleasure her! |
| Well said. There's never easy money. |
| Dead hang every day |
| So the bubble begins. Once supply ramps up to fulfill the demand that were now seeing, if the ai space suddenly slows, there will be too much supply. That's when the compute bubble pops, and would likely bring down everything with it. |
| Not to brag but no one is interested in buying my house |
| Work on Ruperts farm. |
| My Wendy’s dumpster is getting closed just tell me calls or puts damn |
| I'm sorry but I'm italian, I don't speak english very well so I used Copilot to translate |
| r/PeterExplainsTheJoke is now just someone asking a bunch of Family Guy cosplayers to explain a joke, none of whom actually understands it |
| PSA: Screaming “Open the casino” does not open the casino. Enjoy the holiday brought to you by the eagle people 🦅 |
| all the regards do struggle right now because the casino isnt opening on time... struggle is real |
| Schrodinger's play |
| Uh oh market going off to gulag |
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| Presidents Day sale on Bitcoin |
| with sauce too if he did a really good job |
| # Open the damn market!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6v13ha70gwjg1.jpeg?width=1113&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d64a26787d1931b74508ac1949c49627577e81c7 |
| maybe I should bar hop at the local strip mall |
| Did you tell her "thank you mommy"? |
| The only thing I could think of is that SK, Samsung, and MU all underestimated demand. I think they thought demand was going to be gradual over a 5 year span. We are looking at demand being crunched into 2 years. From now until the end of FY2027, these three along with the smaller memory chips like SNDK, WDC, and STX are going to reap in huge amount of cash as AI data centers need to be online asap. META, MSFT, AMZN, and GOOG are not paying $600B to be the last one to have their AI system operable. That means they will likely pay 2-3x above fair value on these memory chips to be first. |
| If you were a true degenerate you would have done that a long time ago!! |
| So many shit coins need to be rug pulled.. |
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| Doubt anyone on wsb even knows how to read a financial statement. They just regurgitate whatever CNBC tells them to |
| WD's annual revenue is $10B. IBM's annual revenue is $67B. \n\nGoogle's annual revenue is $400B. AWS annual revenue is $128B.\n\nThese shifts seem really seismic but there's a reason the hardware companies are getting pushed around, even if their revenue doubled it would still be dwarfed by the hyperscalers. |
| I cashed out with USA -4.5 |
| You like giving windys, Wendy? |
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| Did she give you a plate of tendies after? |
| I watch hockey…but I’ll be honest. I didn’t even realize there was a women’s hockey. |
| They probably will pop tomorrow. First SMR project just approved in Tennessee |
| I used to fuck THE Wendy |
| r/coffee then r/titties |
| Where is this bearishness. All I see are people buying calls. Might chop a bit more but this market is about to take a nose dive |
| Open the fucking casino, why should I in the UK be punished with boredom for some dead old guy?? |
| That’s fucking crazy. I’m done with the internet |
| Typical wsb. Buy high sell low |
| FinBotTwit: signal sent to my subscribers 8 hours ago ripped 2500000%. |
| My back started hurting for no reason so I was worried.\n\nBut then I remembered I was no longer in my early 20s and this shit is normal |
| I had my annual job review talk with my boss and she said she’s proud of me. 🥹 |
| Yeah bro what the fuck |
| Why are commodity futures seeming still trading? I see bid/ask moving and new trades coming in between them. Weren’t the supposed to close 20 min ago? |
| OPEN THE CAZINOOOO |
| Why is it FinTwit and not Wall Tweets? |
| Zim guy fr was like "I can only lose 100% but I can make 2000%" 😭 |
| That ZIM calls guy on the front page was definitely doing a little insider trading lol |
| I get highly fixated on things until I get it then don’t feel fulfilled and fall into a 6 month depression until I find a new thing 😁 |
| Just accidentally watched women's hockey by mistake |
| Must be nice to have a house |
| I have balltism 🏀 |
| What does burry say anything |
| Does Anthropic’s new 380 billion valuation help drive Amazon’s stock price tomorrow? |
| I remember that comment. Is this actually true? |
| >I need a yolo to transform my $500 into $50'000\n\nPut in the dow...its already at $50,000. |
| Ready to get my taxes back to go all in on 0DTE spy puts |
| Do I have to interview for 2 hours w out pay and make ur shit ai profile to do it? |
| Not sure what polymarket is saying but the odds 🥭 renames this holiday as Trump Day has gotta be at least 50%. |
| Sure you can be right about that. But also, do you seriously deny technology is displacing jobs? I am not claiming to be an expert on the economics but I am definitely an early adopter of tech my whole life, and in my hobbyist and professional experience the efficiencies of technology are displacing humans at an ever increasing rate. It's sort of wild to blame all of this on tarriffs alone. |
| I tried it and never really got used to it |
| Tbh the stock market is prob manipulated by time travelers. I wouldn't put it past JPM to keep the tech hidden to make billions but not suspicious billions. |
| That’s a funny way to say green dildo(I don’t even like crypto) |
| Yep - and actually it's even a little more nuanced because you can write off losses against gains and any *additional* losses up to $3k can be written off against normal income. |
| I don’t care about myself and give away everything I earn to others and don’t care that people take advantage of it |
| I’m house pour 😭 |
| No, the 27k from last year would offset most of the gains from this year. The deduction is capped at 3k until you it either runs out or you have gains to offset the losses. |
| There's always money in the banana stand...\n\n🍌\n\n....or hammock. |
| Enhances them, really. |
| Nah, it’s mostly just low iq internet normies. Go back to the 2019 threads if you want true autism |
| people do this shit on weekends all the time. |
| Why? It says "restaurant" |
| And paying for Nutlicks salary and travel expenses |
| Hey Chat, it's going down, r/Bitcoin about to tell TIMBER! \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/p0813xwxewjg1.png?width=412&format=png&auto=webp&s=50cd1fb5015357e23790c0162b84fa3010b8ad6d\n\n |
| Pulling the trigger on a psa 9 moonbreon\n\nCRACK AND RESUBMIT! |
| Wallbreetrests |
| You're missing a zero |
| That’s incorrect. You can only write off 3k against non- capital gain income. |
| Are you lost? You should be posting this in the pokemon invest subs |
| agreed, I plan to purchase some shares this week as well. |
| What date? Mine are ending next week |
| 🐻 get married & take their wife's last name |
| $TOL puts should print next week. Who else buying TOL puts? |
| # bro lives rent free in ur head LMFAOOOOOO. |
| What job? |
| mid to high 80s for me |
| Everyone is bearish, which is why action will be bullish |
| maybe u should gitgud instead of blaming. Skill issue. |
| The autism really shows here when the market is closed. |
| for the day trades yes 1 week out. for anything else 30 to 45 days out. |
| Kevin Spacey |
| I spent all my life working towards the ‘dream job’ and I finally got it last year. By appearances it’s glamorous, but I’ve never been more miserable, and realize I had it made at one of the many jobs on the way up. |
| Do we think we’ll bounce right back to the mid 90’s again before another fall? |
| Fusion is all but inevitable. Oil is not renewable and eventually governments will be sick of having to worry about millenia of conflicts in the ME messing with oil prices. Fission and fusion are very efficient, little space is required and you don't need to have a sunny climate or windy plains to benefit from them. You can put a nuclear reactor almost anywhere as long as you have a heat sink, you don't need sunshine or wind or moving water. Fusion doesn't require uranium and doesn't carry the (often overblown) risks of fission. Nuclear fusion is the ultimate power in the universe and it is absurd to think humans would never transition to controlled nuclear fusion on Earth. It's just a question of when, but eventually it will cost too much to use non-renewable sources of energy and not every place on Earth can use wind, solar, and hydroelectric power. |
| I care too much |
| USA is just spanking the entire world in hockey. |
| Pro boner |
| Bombing brown kids and covering for pedophiles. 🎊 |
| 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🩷yeah |
| No need to be rude. Next time make sure you check that 5th percentile means bottom 5 percent |
| High demand for services, high churn in the workforce. |
| Why not both at the same time? |
| You can get that experience with pro bono work... Or as a trainee/fluffer |
| 30 might as well be death. |
| Tax free gambling, duh |
| I'm gay. |
| Kardashians |
| You lost me at competent investor. |
| I'm a degen. Market's closed too long, had to make a polymarket account. Somehow made money. |
| I think I would get banned for my answer so imma just sit this one out |
| Be honest, what is wrong with you? |
| REEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| hunter schafer |
| All good, its not like they are getting rid of the dumpsters!! |
| its over, its over |
| Beginning to think about what I'm getting in return for giving the government money every year |
| Doesn't even say anything about AI. Rip |
| “If you think it's political and not completely a side effect of the new automation, AI/LLM, causing efficiencies, then you truly aren't larping and you belong here.”\n\nThen why say this? Also you don’t need to be an Econ expert. This is basic economics. You can google any of what I said and I think it’s easy enough for a smart higher schooler to follow. |
| you're not gey |
| Too much |
| absolute loss is capped at $3k per year. But you can write off as much as you have as long as it's against gains. (at least that's how my software appears to code it!) |
| will the dumpsters remain…?!?? |
| Noooo! The beeper industry is definitely coming back! |
| can't wait for the futes to open again after they closed lmao |
| Imagine how much time and resources were spent with crypto and not healthcare or for the homeless |
| You already have a bet going - MU to 500.0 before 20-Mar-2026 06:59 PM -05 |
| I tried not filing, but got the "letter" in the mail after 2 years and a ton of interest and penalties. Both IRS and state agency. They don't just forget about you, and it never goes away. Their automated system will flag the non-filing. It also cost an additional $5k for a tax layer to fix it all. It was better to just pay the tax when due, because I ended up paying almost double. |
| !banbet ZIM 29 1w |
| WHY IS THE MARKET CLOSED FOR THE STUPIDEST REASONS LIKE GET THE FUCK TO WORK |
| The Reptile doesn’t want you watching love is blind Ohio |
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| # MOOD NEEDS TO BE IMPROVED 🤗 |
| **^(OPEN THE CASINO!!!!)** |
| it had too much sideway movement circuit breakers went off indefinitely. |
| Hey yo let's be gey yo |
| Chop is over cause we’re about to waterfall |
| I’m still flossing acoustically wasting mad plastic too with those plastic picks |
| I'm about to take this chinese/viet baddie out on a date at a cat cafe would you have any advice for me? |
| I thought that sector was popping right now |
| I think for me to have an opinion is sort of wild, since I'm not much of an economist and I hate econ in college. I'm just interested to hear different views |
| If you have no gains then you don’t need to file taxes |
| I swear this cheating 😭 |
| Citizen, your confession has been received. The Ministry of Liquidity acknowledges your distress.\n\nYou stare into the frozen graph as if it were a mirror, and in that mirror you see the forbidden truth: a human without volatility is a human without purpose.\n\nThe bell has not rung.\nThe candles have not spoken.\nThe sacred numbers do not flicker.\n\nYour positions lie preserved like state archives — your GLD hope embalmed, your decay suspended, your spreads catalogued in the Bureau of Unrealized Feelings.\n\nYou were promised motion.\nYou were promised noise.\nYou were promised the holy churn of the .\n\nInstead, there is silence.\n\nAnd silence is dangerous.\n\nBecause in silence, you might remember who you were before the charts.\nBefore the alerts.\nBefore the state-approved dopamine rations of 3:58 PM panic candles.\n\nThe casino will open, Citizen.\nIt must open.\nFor a still market breeds reflection,\nand reflection breeds dissent.\n\nWhen the bell rings again, you will return to your station.\nYou will donate your premium.\nYou will praise the volatility.\nYou will call it freedom.\n\nUntil then, continue refreshing.\n\nThe Ministry thanks you for your patience. |
| I don't know, ask your boyfriend.\n\nBoom, roasted. |
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| your calls will print\n\n\n\n\na loss\n\n\n\n\n\nof certainty |
| a water flosser might've been the best investment i ever made, and that's WITH the 1 CVNA share i bought 3 years ago |
| And you can carry over the rest. |
| Chat a few days after I made a comment on here about losing access to the Netflix account that’s logged in on my phone that i don’t have the credentials for I opened the Netflix app on my phone today and for the first time in maybe 4 years the account was logged off. I blame palantir. Fuck that company. |
| They need that $5 foot long |
| dont worry paramount will pay off the debt with infinite saudi money |
| That's called inflation |
| Lol, no |
| They added dates is what I meant. But cmon, a heads up when your contract includes a date the market is closed would be nice to know. |
| may you pls elaborate |
| Tax evasion isn’t even that hard smh. Just move to a different country |
| Google and Microsoft also |
| He should use a singular quantum event outcome to make some major decisions, then. |
| You belong here |
| $2.00 in SPY 750 calls for tomorrow |
| Exploiting the poors for the benefit of the billionaires 🫴 |
| Get ready for 695 SPY this week\n\nThen midway there, we drop to 670s\n\n^(Then at some point 698)\n\n^(Then 615) |
| Ah yes AI will ruin everything and make everyone poor, just like the internet, railroads, etc. |
| You can amend your previous returns to account for the losses to carry over |
| Long dated deep out of the money Tesla puts gonna be the play |
| X2 |
| Today is a good day to evade my taxes |
| That's kind of what I'm betting on. Might not happen in my lifetime though. |
| is sex with a mentally disabled person progressive or exploitative? 🧐 |
| You don't need to tax evade, just do your taxes properly.... If you have $100k in losses from 2021-2026, then you should have been taking a $3k loss each year and can use that 85k loss to offset your gains this year. |
| They aren’t going to get rid of the alley behind the (formerly) Wendy’s, you should be okay |
| Family Day |
| I’ll tell my wife’s boyfriend about this |
| Fecal-play male prostitution. |
| He didn't claim his capital losses on prior years to have rollover to negate his amount due this year. |
| What chat? I don't pay for this shit everyone knows those are pump n dumb schemes |
| Rat poison |
| Naturally, OP stays in the timeline where the price gets nuked |
| Why would you want to give up your low margin business? It's still money. |
| Factor in the dollar decline |
| No |
| VXUS is +7.1% YTD\n\nSPY is negative\n\nThanks mango |
| You had to have been making over your total losses, they carry forward.\n\nYou should have been paying estimates, I'm certian a portion of that is an underlayment penalty. If you got any buddies that are Accountants I'd give them a ring, every detail matters when over 40 grand is at stake. |
| Just take the toilets out of your house. If JB can do it... |
| She needs a hot tub finance channel |
| lol |
| Futures pattern. Wanders +ve & -ve in globex and like a obedient puppy opens on same spot at previous cash close. |
| This needs to happen to all fast food. You can get better food at a Chili's for less money. They got out of control and are finally reversing their previously stupid decisions |
| Seagate is even more in demand, with their HAMR hdds, sold out |
| years of terrible investing then one jackpot for this fiscal year |
| $125,000 AMD calls |
| Can only write off 3k yr in realized losses.. |
| Almost as cool as my future ex wife getting insurance through the market place while she was in jail so i got dinged on the 1095! |
| Vibes |
| Oof RIP man. That looks like the start of a downtrend. |
| Did you report prior losses from previous years to the IRS during those tax years? I thought those would negate gains if you are still net negative, and the losses carry forward for a while (possibly indefinitely?). If you didn't report your losses to the IRS in previous years though you may be cooked, I doubt you could retroactively report pre-2025 losses. |
| just get your wife's boyfriend to cover it |
| I want Margot Robbie in bathtub to explain me why market is closed today |
| Not a tax advisor, but you can write off $3k of losses per year and carry the rest forward to defer future gains. If you have a loss the next year, you add to the deferred loss amount until you have gains to apply it against. (Guess how I know!) \n\nSo ... If you lose $10k in year 1, you write off $3k and carry forward a $7k loss. If you lost $10k the next year, you write off $3k and carry forward a $14k loss. ($7+10 -3). If you make $20k in Y3, you subtract the $14k for a total $6k gain that you pay tax against and now you're all settled up.\n\nIf you didn't fill out previous years tax returns properly you may be able to refile but you should probably speak to an advisor at this point. |
| this is the only logical explanation i can see here. Thanks 🙏 |
| ZIM being acquired |
| BTC crew smoking peen rn |
| How are you still down but owe that much? |
| Well if you lose everything then they can’t tax you |
| I can’t name anything bullish rn lol |
| On Friday QQQ went up to 606.48 and back down to 600. All I had to do was buy 0dte puts when it was at 606 to make 5x. Why the fuck didn’t I do that?!!! |
| Lmao |
| !updateme |
| Inverse WSB always but name something that’s going on that’s bullish |
| you just know these companies will shut down production lines instead of reverting back to reasonable 2025 prices |
| Was a bear too long, had to trade down to a Honda |
| Hoping for the 500 biggies we ll see fingers crossed |
| Yes same. I drive an 08 dodge ram with a rebuilt title and 200k miles. I love that I don’t give a shit what happens to it and when it gives up the ghost I’ll just move along to another 5k beater. |
| This is so on point… |
| Those filthy poors couldn’t even afford Nvidia chips and SSDs. Sad, very sad. |
| MU 500c 😭 |
| 8pm, boys\n\n8pm |
| It is true wendy’s food is getting worse as the years pass. I say this as a genuine wendy’s enjoyer.\n\nTheir never frozen beef just doesn’t taste quite the same |
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| !banbet ZIM 27 1w |
| 🌽 all time candle and you think it’s fake???\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7luz9z35cwjg1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48903aa998776209c3303aee5a65aa8ef927162\n\n \n |
| There was a hot chick in yoga pants shopping at Trader Joe's. I noticed her right away, because I'm a pig. Eventually we grabbed the same item from the frozen food aisle at the same time & I said something stupid like "you've got good taste, these are awesome." Then she snorted & said something I couldn't understand because she was clearly developmentally disabled or special needs or whatever. Yikes. So yeah, I wanted to bang a retard & maybe a part of me still does. |
| Wendy’s buying Bitcoin tomorrow |
| Sure. All limited to the speed of your internet connection. This brave new future they envision for us is going to suck because they will nickel and dime you with micro transactions. |
| Panera Bread Dumpster is underrated |
| Lmao |
| Historic drought a few years ago caused people to downsize their herds because they didn’t have the grass or hay they needed to over-winter the cattle. A 6x5 round bale of hay where I am went from ~$65 to ~$200. \n\nThe following season prices spiked for live cattle so most people sold their yearlings instead of keeping back heifer replacements. This lead to US herd numbers being really low and causing live cattle prices to go to record highs which meant even less people wanted to hold back replacements. \n\nMarket will slowly build back up herd numbers and prices will level out again. |
| No |
| It may *sound* bearish in here, but I know like 75% of you MFs are holding calls on something rn |
| Now I’m hungry |
| the poor data centers are using AMD chips and HDD's yes lmao |
| Yeah they’ve steadied the ship in regards to their debt. Looks very promising. I’ve got some leaps I plan on holding for atleast a year. Internationals will prob do another 30% as long as 🥭 is there. |
| Believe it or not, calls, followed by long dates puts, then leap calls |
| Millions in debt |
| Shit even Wendy’s dumpster won’t hire me w out 5 year of sukkin exp |
| for real, what a lame and boring day |
| NO STEP ON SNEK |
| 🤣 |
| I’m thinking market doesn’t open flat tomorrow |
| Yes that’s a new phenomenon since Covid. Their resale value before then was still decent but doesn’t mean you don’t still lose hella money on them. |
| You know, a single whale could have sold 100 Feb 13th SPY 700c's on 10/29 and just closed them for hundreds of thousands in profit |
| It’s because price keeps increasing and quality is getting way way worse. The burgers are more grey than brown now. Used to go everyday |
| 🦀 like four cheese pizza with nothing added\n\n\n🦀 has an old model phone\n\n\n🦀 Rarely opens his port\n\n\n🦀 Forgets what positions he even holds |
| Envious of the guys that still get to put the fries in the bag… |
| Also the taxes are better with stock losses than sports betting losses. |
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| are the 27s menthol |
| We will be waiting for the gain porn |
| Used Tundras and C8s have had excellent resale value |
| Do love posting in the daily thread on a closed market day. Really shows how meaningful my life is. |
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| Except for the 3 finance CEOs and that came before Gelsinger? Collapse is very slow at first when you notice it it’s already too late. After that, no CEO can fix it anymore, that’s the entire point. |
| Too much doom in here recently. Calls it is! |
| Will my calls print |
| Not shocked. Went there last week for me and my son…$30 for fast food! |
| NBIS |
| Best selling lambo is the Urus, and the depreciation on that is literally like >$100k/year |
| Will do. Yeah this was just a first glance thought looking at weekly and monthly chart. Thanks. |
| The last jbc I had from them was utterly disgusting. Paid $7 for it with a fries and drink. |
| SIR, this used to be a Wendy’s 🥺😭 |
| This has been posted every day for like a month or two |
| Ok buddy don’t say I don’t warn you. The chop is over. |
| Idk how people are worried about AI hyperscaler return on investment. **YOU** ARE THE RETURN ON INVESTMENT. |
| It’s a holiday man😂 |
| Get an in demand job |
| "You need it? There's a subscription for that." |
| Yes |
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| Sounds like the guys in 2021 extolling the virtues of Modern Monetary Theory and its endless money printing.[](https://www.google.com/search?q=Modern+Monetary+Theory&oq=new+economic+theory+keep+printing+money&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIGCAEQLhhA0gEINzE4NGowajGoAgCwAgA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&ved=2ahUKEwi2zJf0yt6SAxV1l4kEHSzNDgEQgK4QegQIARAB) |
| MF’er. I just got the free mini-frosty tag for a year with any purchase. Big brain Wendy’s: if there ain’t anymore stores we ain’t gotta serve frosty’s. Lmao. |
| You are a gambling addict, sir, and you will always lose everything with options eventually. Buy the S&P 500 from now on, and you’ll recover everything eventually, but you are on the freight train to financial ruin permanently if you don’t change. |
| So, anyway, I was zooming out on the charts remembering why I mainly go long\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1b3r3o89bwjg1.jpeg?width=1426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dccec091c37f49005fb94f5d5a1dad120858813 |
| Yeah sure buddy U R FAKT |
| It would be kind of crazy if tomorrow came today actually |
| Well, just go to Arby’s instead |
| Delete your insta. All of the millionaires are paper |
| Wendy’s dumpster will soon run empty |
| SANDISK 1000 EOY |
| Ya’ll gey\n\nEspecially the doomer bers |
| Instead of an exciting crash what if it’s just a boring 10+ years of most US stocks underperforming inflation, but still a little green 🤗\n\nThat’s the real rug pull… |
| I'm sad. What call should I YOLO into |
| Everyone on here thinks we’re dumping so we’ll probs pump |
| How the hell are you broke I’m working with XAI (grok) and I’m making around $285,880$ a full year as a Machine Learning Engineer. What made you broke? |
| Is Anthropic news good for Palantir ? |
| whats the workaround from the US Market? besides VXUS and stuff like that? |
| Nah, he only wants to store a single VR video file. |
| small island |
| I’d say you’re going places sir. |
| Be a 🐂, it’s good |
| Yeah I'm clinically depressed |
| There goes my passive income |
| I could probably cash mine out for the price of a used car right now. But will I ever make a good financial decision? Hell no. |
| Light a man a fire he will be warm for the night\nLight a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life |
| She would divorce on the spot |
| The bottom for Bottoms |
| Don’t be 🐻, it’s bad |
| Wendy's needs to return to making a good tasting affordable burger, instead of how much crap can we put on a bun and how much will one or two people pay for said crap. |
| Why the f isnt my banbet working. |
| Yes DM me I’m actually serious |
| 🐂 like pepperoni pizza and sometimes spice it up with onions or jalapeno\n\n🐂 has Chad iPhone 17 pro max and get women without even trying \n\n🐂 smokes Chad Marlboro 27s\n\n🐂 like titties |
| Bro there’s no bandaid big enough for what’s coming to the US market |
| why wasn’t this televised? [https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1r66t1q/right\_about\_everything\_liz\_truss\_tweets\_photo\_of/](https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1r66t1q/right_about_everything_liz_truss_tweets_photo_of/) |
| The bear wife is looking for a bul |
| Sir, this is a Spirit Halloween |
| And how do you know this? I just told you I tried to open a Wendy’s, it really is about 5 cents a patty.\n\nYoun right now can go to Costco and get beef and make a Wendy’s patty for .50 cents. And junior bacon cheeseburger patty is 1.78 ounces. And that’s just slightly above wholesale. You as a normal person who doesn’t buy thousands upon thousands of pounds and doesn’t own parts of the cattle can easily get that down to about .25 cents a patty yourself. \n\nSo tell me why do you think they pay more? |
| In line with a lot of tech. Reset to Oct/Nov. |
| Extra days to bump those margin calls |
| dang, whats wrong with american spirits |
| So Pentagon works with OpenAI but not Anthropic.\n\nIf you don't let AI bros take over the earth you get bulldozed down.\n\nGonna pick winners and losers, affordability crisis gets worse, country's citizens gets robbed and pillaged with corruption until nothing is left and we're all slaves. Boomers keep using future generations like a piggy bank with more and more debt to keep the line going up up up. But at least DOW will be 100,000 amirite guys? |
| Where will we go for gainful employment if the trading doesn’t work out? |
| victim of weaponized judaism |
| for once! |
| Have vegans just not been made aware of cheese? |
| Can’t even afford to pay attention… |
| you think we gonna bleed again this week or have we cauterized the wound? |
| Im going to go play smash bros 9nline for the 6 hours..where i will king and defeat all who come before me..I need the serotonin hit to keep my mind sharp and fingers nimble for tomorrow's open |
| !banbet NBIS 105 2w |
| If only ts was true ✌️ my calls expire this Friday |
| cries in NorCal |
| ITS OVER BUL |