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| Not having to mow lawns and bag groceries in retirement matters. |
| Just asked the same thing. Can’t find any news. |
| Police officers ? |
| ACA bill passed the house. |
| like a sideways scrotum mullet? |
| Good idea bro |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| U short it against what .....usd ? |
| Oh darn, that means fuck all |
| Who is everyone? Lol |
| Mobilicom Limited (MOB) |
| Upvote for smci |
| Yes |
| I better call her… |
| Valid |
| Bro use a qtip\n\nand drink more water |
| i’m leaving you guys to market roulette this year, i’m gonna amass commons with cash secured puts, time to build retirement🤩 |
| LDI continues to climb. Double digits EOY!!! |
| Because you touch yourself at night |
| The werewolves are coming 🙄 |
| Immigration is not police |
| I didn’t even realize the drop was due to earnings. Seems like that’s the case with every stock though. Gamble and AXTI ran fast. Dont have a position but im still starting one tmrw loo |
| Nowadays we have so much information it's hard to imagine how it could ever be balanced. Like, I can't remember all of it, so we can't possibly be sitting there with the same subset of the information right? |
| Usually mad at tesla😂😂 |
| Health insurance stocks popping AH. Why? |
| The company is presenting at ASCO Gastrointestinal Cancers symposium, in California this week. Nice move from 5c to 12c over the past week. \nINNMF: OTCQB |
| Ur mom |
| Smells like potpourri |
| Or tomorrow 2027 |
| I think it's evident to anyone that spy/qqq have been wanting to dump bad since november. Do you think we will see a big correction or will the pump resume? Hard to say. Maybe we will just flatline til eoy in eternal purgatory. |
| 11C will print |
| The company is presenting at ASCO Gastrointestinal Cancers symposium, in California this week. Nice move from 5c to 12c over the past week. \nINNMF: OTCQB |
| Anyone here in precious metals right now? |
| I wish I had skinnier and longer fingers so I could extract more boogers from my nose |
| Anyone buying calls? |
| Well - I sold OTM CSPs on precious metals (SLV). It has to fall \~5% for me to lose money -- in which case I'd be ok entering into shares. So basically I promised to buy shares \~4.5% below market value tomorrow (and collect a \~0.5% premium) or just collect the 0.5% premium.\n\nI'd be ok buying SLV at a 4.5% drop tomorrow. If it doens't drop - I'm also ok just pocketing that premium. Win-win! |
| Yeah my rent and groceries sure aint free |
| There goes my Khalshi bet |
| Don't drive forward when there are several officers around the car trying to stop you for one |
| Too big to be mine |
| Wdym? |
| President Donald Trump proposed a $1.5 trillion defense budget for 2027, a 50% increase from the current $1 trillion\n\nBullish for Palantir stock |
| What’s up with UNH price action AH? |
| Remindme! 60 days |
| American libs hate America too apparently |
| Please god |
| https://preview.redd.it/evb2uwvnb7cg1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e6b3abe54ac61407a08b8191bbfdfac4d62557b |
| The latest update from the Atlanta Fed is wild. They are projecting 5.4% GDP growth in Q4.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/59sf1nuhb7cg1.jpeg?width=823&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45c36395f93ef36dc30d7f91c9bad4bcf6e05455 |
| It was the right decision at the time because I wasn’t ball deep in peanut calls |
| onmodifiable typo |
| Foreign libs hate America |
| Don’t think NVDA is that overvalued by any perspective. Russel is small cap they don’t matter. Also goog is tech AMZN is tech and the both pumped |
| armageddon prepper!!! they shot at the zombies with silver bullet. god:- why didn you sell at the top. prepper:- i want to keep silver like forever. |
| #OPEN PUTS AT OPEN!! |
| Probably but puts pressure on them to make a deal |
| +7-10% day for PLTR based off straight vibezzzz |
| libs so mad all the time. |
| Close enough. % are ~ = |
| Ah, so that’s why you were being a jerk. |
| Dead on arrival in senate. |
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| ControlTheNarrative ( !GUH ) died for this |
| lol so true smh |
| It should treat you well... most likely in the short term and definitely in the long\n\nTLT at 87 was pretty much rock bottom. The spread between 30y yields and the fed rate is at 1%+. That's virtually free, risk free money for banks. At a 20x debt/equity ratio, they can just sit back and make 20-25% yearly returns. |
| This is why I only invest in pre-revenue companies. |
| Uk needs regime change\n\nStarts bumping Love Sosa |
| Lottery ticket or stop loss. You are smarter than I. Best of luck 👍 |
| Still to keep, last 3 days down |
| Oh fuck it's paczki season |
| I told you open wasn’t over |
| Predicting a +3% day for Nvidia tomorrow |
| Don’t u dare do it apes |
| Niooo |
| The United Kingdom is considering banning X\n\nNot surprised. Especially since people are being jailed for liking social media posts that go against their narrative |
| You can't titty fuck a synecdoche. |
| I wouldn’t be mad. Either way I’m hoping we get more volume & volatility. |
| It would be truly *bashert* if SPY pumped |
| that's the plan! If I open down - just hold I guess lol. Take the assignments. Only have CSPs on shit I'd be ok holding anyways |
| TLRY cranking |
| US House passes bill that extends ACA (Obamacare) subsidies for 3 years\n\nNow heads to the US Senate \n\nShutdown chances over |
| 😬 |
| slv is not silver you nerd... silver spot already been over 75 |
| I really lost it at this. Sorry I can only upvote you once |
| Now let your spine unwind but don’t slip a disc |
| OKLO finished flat 0.00% damn |
| Take the winnings and run ya beautiful bastard! Grats! |
| 7000 🌝 |
| Treasury to the fed: I'm the captain now. |
| Where did buffett go? |
| Why no data on 🍎? |
| Went balls deep in OPEN shares and csps yesterday. Feeling very sexy right now. |
| Peninis |
| Can’t concern yourself with P/E ratios when the company you invested in has no earnings at all\n\n🫤 👈\n 👈 |
| Makes sense but i haven't seen this theory anywhere else. But yeah damn i can see that, would explain a lot. How much of a crash are we in for? Will it be slow or violent on a day with serious bad news? |
| werewolves thot again |
| My mom took Tylenol everytime she was hungover during her pregnancy with me. Its just...in my blood. |
| There’s no way it happens again |
| AXT is a buy at this current price or not? |
| Is this FR? |
| I'll be one of them -- I'm in CSPs and if we open green you sure as fuck know I'm locking it in! |
| I like your humility |
| You're basically correct |
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| !banbet RKLB 90$ 1D |
| Then why did Russel2000 pump so much? Doesnt look like really safe stocks... Its a pure problem of tech overvaluation. |
| painis |
| so is Hillary |
| snack time |
| You won’t be after this |
| The boys are taking their profits in the early morning trading session. |
| Can I speak with the MSFT manager? |
| It's normal tbh. that's what differentiate millionaires from billionaires |
| sometimes twice |
| OPEN mooning |
| Tomorrow either 7000 or 6850 |
| Day trading |
| They are if you’re born with them |
| Really? gross. Good for the UK. |
| My Jewish friend did it once |
| Trump: I am going to drive mortgage rates down\n\nOkay and greedy fucks will drive housing prices up. The rich win again! |
| You’re probably right, I always overestimate his abilities and give him the benefit of doubt when in fact he’s just regarded |
| Ever fart in your hand and huff it sometimes once? |
| Deja VU with our retarded cousin OPEN |
| Cope |
| What’s up with OPEN |
| Meh, in my experience when I write CCs the potential profit loss when I loose my shares hasn’t been worth the premium I’ve collected. Or I’ve ended up a real bag holder on a couple CSPs. Premium not worth it 💁🏼♀️ That said, it’s a good start to learning. Then graduate to spreads. I still write CCs but very selectively… |
| These puts gonna let me retire tomorrow. |
| My call options expiring tomorrow are causing me great *tsuris* |
| *she 😉 |
| SMCI and SOFI THEY ARE GOING PLACES. |
| For real, someone with continued access to insider info like this is gonna be way more liquid. And if they weren’t they’d be a fool not to get as much margin as possible to make real gains |
| Can the government buy my student loans instead? My mortgage is actually pretty reasonable |
| $30 for a new shirt? No fucking way!\n\nLose $500 on 0dte’s daily? Absolutely yes please! |
| yes |
| Aritizia posted record earnings, and its now halted. You guys are about to see some serious shit when it opens. So mad I didn't grab more today. |
| OPEN🚀🚀 |
| $cvna 500$ calls |
| OPEN baby!! doubters in shambles!!! |
| Just continuing to hold NBIS quietly. But also the fact AXTI dumped like crazy makes me think aleabito/Serenity is now being used as a quick way to rug enthusiastic WSB degens short term lmao |
| Its not bearish on paper but without the wall of derivitives youd quickly see where the natural price action is, and its way, way down. But i wont bet on it, becouse i know the wall will hold. Genz is just hard headed like that. Theyll blow all of nanas money on leverage until theyre broke - and that might take a while, years even. |
| That’s what poor people say |
| Everyday I spend 1 - 2 hours reading the news\n\nToday there is barely any news to read\n\nSo basically the stock market was down for no reason 🙃🫠 |
| well said, FUCKNOOBS |
| Lebron James loading up APLD 34.5c 30million for tmr follow the flow, follow the goat |
| LoL HAS guess Magic cards are back. |
| I hate OPEN \n\nTomorrow I'm playing OPEN 0dte's |
| Returns are returns. Boring stocks often are the big gainers ppl overlook bc they aren’t sexy and ppl look at them as boring |
| tlry was the play... |
| Load up on puts |
| lmao, nah. I lose money like crazy... that's the only reason I'm here\n\n\---\n\nIn all seriousness, you do need \~5-10k to make the plays I make (or multiples of that) since I often incorporate CSPs / selling options into my strategies. |
| Tits aren’t free |
| Calls at open |
| I’m yelling timber |
| Not just a roofing company |
| Sure am |
| When you are on a project kick off call and 24 people are white… 😮💨😮💨🥲 |
| Idk, I just sold all my positions and am up 10% for January. Forsure a W but I feel like I’m leaving money on the table by not selling today at open and also not just holding and waiting.\n\nJust can’t shake the feeling we have a big market correction here before end of January |
| The only thing you’ll be saying next Friday is, “I wish I bought more” |
| Hope that ICE guy gets a medal of honor. Finest defensive action since the 11th Infantry at My Lai 🇺🇸🦅 |
| I’m a low life degenerate with a tiny wee brain so no balls going all in |
| I think its part of the American culture |
| He owns it all and he’s up hundreds % , easy 10 each day \n\nHe’s the new Pelosi |
| got stopped out by 2 pennies on LDI right before close, and then it ripped 17%.\n\nThe lesson. Never set stop losses |
| $open dropped $1 yesterday and moved up $1 today. Gyat dam |
| That sounds about right too. |
| So, what did ya say? If you would've bought the $200 AMZN C I called out ahead of time, you would be up about $1,700/contract = +50%. You don't need to love or even like a company; you just need them to make you $. |
| So much vigor in my body |
| spamming calls at open |
| So does Wendy’s but he might find more luck there |
| I also just googled and apparently when he got out office the trust had mismanaged the farm and it was $1m in debt and had to be sold lol |
| Found the happy one you were talking about |
| Beat your meatket |
| These micro losses are killing my 0dte |
| I made 100$ from my hedged SPX call/put (couldve made more but sold for a loss on the put 5 mins before the 1pm drop) and 5 SPY calls today\n\nSo... thats pretty genius on this sub 😂 |
| I bought xrp etf in my Roth 😂 |
| None of this matters. Money is of little importance. This is all a cope. The most meaningful things in life are free and paradoxically simple, yet out of reach. |
| Anyone else watch SPY throw a tantrum to hit 690? Anyone ?? |
| MSFT ready to pop |
| mods, I want a flair pls 🥺 |
| Too many Bols in here licking their own balls. Puts. |
| Youll make a little off the dividend but youre pretty much just funding the stagnation scheme. Over the longer term this will be a losing bet if degenerate gamblers go broke and dirivitives dry up. Pay close attention to unusual sales at the bid.. anything modestly unusual eats up true liquitity (not the algo slop) and sends the stock downwards. But then on far less volume it will climb back into range again. I.e. 2000 shares of tesla sold by individual = tesla drops 2% and loses a billion mkt cap (like fairydust) but algos trade back and forth 100 shares till its back up where it started. The crash is basically already there, but hidden behind a wall of dirivitves. Make sense? |
| Not sure but playing both sides. Most likely flat and kills all |
| Congrats regarded people who played spy 0dte all day instead of tomorrow. now you gonna miss out on Valhalla |
| PCT OPEN XOM XRP |
| I dated a chick named Laura Lagos, she a toe on her knee! |
| I’m all in but how much tho hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
| Timing. These don’t expire until January 2027 so $6 now or $8 to break even in a full year |
| He could, you know, stop his platform autogenerating child porn.. |
| Two red days in a row for me. Mother fuckers.. |
| Are you new here?\n\nThat’s what people do, they only share the one winner after the fact and keep the other 40 losers a secret to themselves. |
| Not really. If you know the business QXO is safer and more room to run. \nMU is cyclical. \n\nMost of the big gainers aren’t sexy stocks .. \n\nThe building supply industry is massive and yet so fragmented. They are off to a great start and it’s early. |
| MAG7 have $474 billion in liquid cash & equivalents , to reach AGI we need trillions , Sam Altman literally said he wants to raise $5-7T |
| Based. |
| Maybe just...try it? |
| Yea, start off being extremely rich and do a lot of 0DTE options. You’ll be just plain rich in no time! |
| Wow |
| With SMLR |
| Generational pump tomorrow |
| And that's why you will never gain anything on the stock market. brutal. just get rich |
| Double Ds for what? |
| trailing paperhands bets is also a good way to get rich but you have to already be rich to do the shit he does |
| I just picked up some TMF for funsies. |
| JUST IN: 🇬🇧 UK considers banning Elon Musk's X, The Telegraph reports.\n\n\n\nWhat’s going on in your country Euro poors? |
| And it was a huge scandal that his brother Billy was only an OK businessman and a little dumb |
| Take the lows and highs and take the difference, that's the move |
| Buy calls on oil companies that don't have a lot of middle east dependencies. |
| Before you buy a car, ask for the price of the engine. Then you will know if you can really afford it. |
| Be patient. Arby's has lots of applicants. |
| 6.5 and 7 tomorrow xD |
| no money to party on the weekends |
| Fuck off UK your country is trying to ban X because they hate free speech. |
| Vote is Jan 13th. Merge with SMLR & it’s a Stock merger ASST stand to make out well. Shorts have strong interest they will be forced to cover after the decision. It’s going to be a major win. |
| I’m 100% confident they will, because I bought puts. You’re welcome and Godspeed |
| $APLD 🚀 tmrw |
| My calls have a recessed maxilla. |
| Hi Ho Silver! 75 here we come...again! Silver gang, let's ride 🚀💰🤌\n\n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rZIqg0gBcYM |
| Lol, that is completely untrue. Laughably so.\n\nHe is obsessed with them and they are not going anywhere. He will double down if they rule against him using the multiple other options he has. |
| Interviewed for a new job Tuesday and haven’t heard back yet! Puts on my life |
| lmaoooo |
| 0DTE Fridays is where it’s at.\n\nIf you win, you go into the weekend feeling like a champ 😊 \n\nIf you lose, it’s okay. At least it’s the weekend 😊 |
| Micron weeklies. Might be patched now tho. |
| 🥭said he had great meeting with INTC CEO Lip Bu Tan…. Super Bullish!!! |
| Yes |
| Bullish Tim Tebow pattern forming on 🌽 daily chart |
| but the market only moved 0.01% today.... |
| What was that one company some regard said would pump if they closed the straight of Hormuz? |
| You’re regarded. You can’t dispute what a platform calls their features. |
| The Asymmetrical Assclown |
| Yeah 500b a year is more conquer the whole world money |
| Okay, okay, I'll put the fries in the bag god damn!!! |
| Well I'm the King of Boggle, there is none higher, I get 11 points off the word quagmire. |
| I think if you're not greedy the surefire way to scalp 5% consistently is just buy GDXU and JNUG on days when it is down > 5%, and sell when it's up more than 5%. Just keep doing this. I should backtest, but I think you'd be massively up. |
| I sold them so.hopefully it dumps again |
| wow tillray |
| What if inverse the inversion is the obvious play? |
| https://preview.redd.it/1i5y4vpy87cg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9dc743f3ae1df23ba52101577d2bfd8e3602e11 |
| Trump orders the US government to buy $200 billion in mortgage bonds to drive mortgage rates down. |
| NOW gonna pull a Datadog end of the month |
| More like we are all dying in a nuclear apocalypse |
| 4pm in Lagos Nigeria |
| Someone must have finally explained to Taco how mortgage rates are determined by the market, not the Fed, so this is his response. Makes sense if you're as regarded as he is. |
| “The rich taking money from the poor is good for the public” is a helluva theory. Gotta love econ. |
| If it does a move almost as big as the whole day, then yes |
| You fucked it up. Unfuck yourself. |
| Who are his representatives though that are buying these? |
| Dude i ain’t reading that shit\n\nUpvoted anwyay |
| Can I be with my dick in my hand even if it doesn’t happen? |
| gtfo of stocks |
| Pretty bad ass I r grilling in your fireplace |
| Ah yeah. But a diversified portfolio with VT, commodities and high dividend etfs should still perform fine. |
| I've been reading the same shit on reddit for years do you guys not get bored? is it a way of coping when your puts fail? |
| Landing strips are pubic hair mohawks. |
| im Canadian but the US doesn't need to increase shit to take both Canada and Greenland are you stupid\n\nyou could decrease it by 50% and it would change nothing |
| Cuba first |
| but sir, calls or puts?! Don't leave us hanging |
| Move to Greenland for Donald’s vote buying stimmy |
| Sometimes I only groom one ball |
| You see… this is my QUANT guy… see him |
| I think 🥭 himself is hoping the tariffs get overturned, everyone knows that whole ordeal was just so he can scoop up cheap stocks |
| Will? No.\n\nCan? Yes! 0DTE SPX options of course! |
| lol when ? With? |
| No, we're using them for entry liquidity 😎 |
| If in favor of mango - market probs on average go sideways - but the heavily exposed companies to them get rekt (ie: retailers that have all run recently get cooked) |
| These companies are actually not the ones building out data centers. Companies like CRWV and NBIS are executing the buildout, which is financed through debt. |
| -10% 🎖️ |
| I typed into gpt and 200B is 2% of the MBS market. Even gpt said this is nonsense. I feel like I’m being gaslit |
| 🌮 loves ATHs wherever he finds them |
| Nice pop today. Let's go!!! |
| Nice turnaround play. I only have 90 shares. 😢 |
| Anyone that thinks about saying just inverse yourself, fuck you in advance 😂 |
| If you’re wondering why, it’s because he wants that money into capex to build stuff. His advisers probably realise that they can’t build things in the defence industry because investors insist on shareholder returns. |
| Sounds like someone's grumpy because he's missed out on the AI gains |
| Was on Jan 2 |
| I jumped in on TE and ONDS from your DD and made some money. I will follow you to the moon my friend. Thank you for sharing your brain with regards like me. |
| Only thing that works |
| Probably short term until Trump retaliates with whatever he's planning. I don't think there's any universe in which it proceeds smoothly, and there's risk of things getting really ugly. |
| 💩 |
| I hope my spy calls print tomorrow |
| Yes. |
| can I get a visual / drawing with crayons tho? |
| The scary thing is if they manage to beat interest rates down even further the party won't stop any time soon. Infinite debt that if a 2008 moment occurs will probably lead to a great depression. |
| remember when ol jimmy carter had to put his peanut farm in a blind trust |
| Becouse the market is so obviously stagnant that the only money made by betting on stagnation is actually so low (since its obvious) that youre risking 100k to make 500 when you could just buy a bond and chill. |
| All fun and games till someone gets some flying lessons. And nobody thinks it's weird how they just zone out in landing classes |
| Marry rich tends to work pretty well |
| It cant go any lower... |
| Probably not because I’m holding calls LOL |
| 🙋♂️.\n\nPeople depending on the bought and paid for clown court to save them lmao. |
| (15.07 - 4.19) / 4.19 = 2.59 (259%) |
| Use WSB for loss porn, thetagang for profit. |
| Hey regard. How do you think these large companies make money? and have you thought where these money come from? All the money that is in your bank/brokerage/etc. account originates from the government printing money from thin air aka debt. Debt runs this economy. |
| inverse whatever play that is the most obvious |
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| Alright who got RVMD calls because I only got XBI calls |
| One of those cases I think it's mostly priced in. |
| If you get ICE recruitment ads on Reddit you probably live in bumfuckville |
| Booom!!! |
| You are almost too stupid for this sub, and that's saying a lot. |
| Does anybody know a strategy that will make me rich? |
| Up when Venezuela gets invaded and up when military action is curbed by congress? |
| 🥭 wants the 2027 military budget increased by 50% to 1.5 trillion\n\nyeah we’re definitely taking greenland and canada |
| Looks like revenue is coming in lower tha expected due to china restricting outflow. |
| Sir this is a casino |
| Will AAPL pump if tariffs get cancelled tomorrow? Anyone have an opinion |
| Nearly all the gain porn posted since november is fake. There used to be people here doing the research but i guess they stopped giving a shit. The math speaks for itself - and sometimes the "gain porn" is real but those calls or puts were one side of an overall losing strategy, one side closed up but the other side is dead. Thats why majority of the gain posts recently only show the one trade and not the account totals. |
| \-The drone/counter drone sector is growing incredibly fast and will continue to grow for years\n\n\-They have a lot of cash and have been judicious in acquiring accretive companies to complement their business\n\n\-The chart looked good af for a breakout\n\n\-Something about trains |
| Truth is, MM are going to theta fuck us for good measure. I bought otm puts and calls in case it swings wide either way. |
| Hypothetically we do some sort of regime change thingy with Iran over the weekend or this month. What would your move be? |
I have 3.5k delta in TLT options, and I'm stoked for tomorrow now...\n\n Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social (@TrumpDailyPosts) on X Donald J. Trump Truth Social Post 04:25 PM EST 01.08.26 x.com |
| when did you buy those??? I'm thinking of selling more CSPs tomorrow on SLV |
| There’s an ascending pterodactyl pattern forming on 🌽 |
| SPY AH is totally normal |
| $1m to $100k is much easier. |
| Some of the baddest mofos to ever walk planet earth bumping love sosa and merking 30 Cuban special forces operators and stealing another countries president is the most American thing I've ever heard. \n\n🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 |
| What about when Meta closed green every day for 20 days straight? |
| why do you care if tech company and private equity lose money building useless data center ? even if there is no ai investment, techn company and private equity wont use these money for food and housing. \nIf anything you should be cheering them wasting money, cause better wealth equality once private equity lose all their money and less wealthy compare to medium wealth american. |
| There was quite a few but here are the ones I could find:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pv8j73/the_best_stock_picks_for_2026/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pvocnm/what_is_your_one_stock_pick_for_2026/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1q0ga2t/your_2026_wsb_index_the_top10_stocks_for_2026_as/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1px7uy0/100_gain_ytd_whats_your_2026_pick/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pvodhc/top_40_dark_horse_bets_for_2026/ |
| “ItS aLrEaDy PrIcEd In!” |
| Could go either way\n\nIt’s clearly against the constitution to give President power of the purse without Congress being explicit\n\nBut this court has gone much further against the constitution before so 🤷♂️ |
| Market priced in tariffs off but no refunds. What happen if court rules in favor of trump |
| AXTI got destroyed |
| My puts are so fucked tomorrow morning |
| Woot. Retard messing with mortgages, means my houses are gonna spike in value. Cheaper mortgage rates mean higher house prices because retards shop for houses by what they can afford per month, like they do cars. |
| Maybe in anticipation of Supreme Court ruling tmr on tarrifs? |
| What time is the tariff announcement tomorrow |
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| LDI gonna fuk |
| I’m fucking but I’m the one taking it up the ass |
| About the same as it going to 100. |
| $PAYX calls |
| I'm so retarded that if someone leaked it to me, I wouldn't know whether poots or calls |
| Im the captain now |
| 100% in favor. Donny thinskin has unlimited bribe money |
| Why bonds? Do you expect a generational crash? |
| The ceo change was announced or at least rumoured 2026 is tims last year I took apple position a week ago |
| I’m short 20 contracts. Every $1 move is $100k. \n\nFor one contract a 0.005 move(minimum tick value) is $25. Futures eat people alive if they don’t have enough margin to handle small moves/manipulation candles. |
| dont forget COST, they already start the tariff refund lawsuit |
| I could have sworn I heard I was gonna be tired of winning. In reality I’m tired of losing. Bitches ass market will literally fuck me any chance it gets. I am the fucking MM but not in a positive way. |
| who thinks tariffs stay |
| I bought 10k of puts earlier today so you better be right and not a bot |
| Harris agrees with you. He's saying that on average, profit motivated traders need utilitarian traders and gamblers, otherwise they wouldn't trade. \n\nHe's also saying that on average, an informed trader uses a gambler for liquidity. \n\nIt's a super interesting book. Didn't think I'd have this much fun with a textbook |
| 🌽? |
| You right. |
| Trending lower. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/mmpyn5rc77cg1.png?width=1663&format=png&auto=webp&s=a810ddc1f0b2c253aa86a3ace035e5c4b90e6081 |
| fortunes will be made tomorrow and fortunes will be lost. i already know which side i'll be on |
| Got fisted by the market today. |
| Where all my opendoor bulls at? We will be rewarded for our patience! |
| They don't have trillions of dollars and they are definitely not spending that much because you can look at their balance sheet. |
| Wish it were true. Even as a permaber id prefer to see bols win instead of no one win. But here we are. All animals go to the slaughterhouse. |
| In what world is it ok that the mortgages we work so hard to pay off are used to insure debt obligations by banks. |
| \+5%, its been surpess all year |
| I wish |
| U would become an American citizen after step 3 dummy |
| VG guys. Rocket is starting to launch. |
| anyone shorting spy🤓 |
| thats why when you make lots of money from option just stfu. straight up ban the gain porn. i like the loss porn tho so better keep the loss porn lmao. |
| Stock and rich deez nutz nerd |
| So what companies are we looking at for the tariff announcement tomorrow |
| I was at 100k 3-4 weeks ago and now I’m at 60k. Where is my 1mil |
| It's all relative. They're about the same in difficulty -- but it's a lot easier to go "fuck it, only $300" and take a massive risk with it, vs "oh, it's $3k, better not risk it, play it safer" - and the risky plays almost never work.\n\nI find when I play with smaller amounts I actually lose more... because I take dumb risks. When you can no longer make it back from your day job (in a short amount of time) - you start caring. If it's "it's just 4hrs of work and I make it back!"... you don't care. When it's "that's a months worth of income!"... you start caring. |
| Always feel FOMO like missed out in APLD and defense stocks\n\nThink I gotta have a smal position in everything lol |
| Lot of fuking going on and nobody seems to be happy |
| Nerds |
| +22% |
| Consistency is 🔑 |
| Damn can't wait to see it |
| The void types back |
| Any predictions for AMZN tomorrow if tariffs get cancelled? |
| \*previous 5 min candle green\* "ber fuk". \*previous 5 min candle red\* "bull fuk" |
| Ho lee fuk, my $OPEN calls are now somehow ITM. The only problem is that I need this price to hold until open tomorrow. Ahhhh |
| Crml |
| Poly market has the tariffs being canceled at 78% |
| Big tech has plenty of cash. Just look at their balance sheets. These data centers aren't being built by the government. |
| What a record lol |
| Bullish |
| Well you don’t have to dunk your whole port into lol , leverage is what you make it. \nOther pros: \nno volatility decay,\ntrades 24/7 basically ,\nLow fees\n |
| just needs a single tweet |
| Banished to Wendy's You Are |
| Says the reee pube lickin' |
| Congrats on typing into the void |
| What are the odds Rocket Lab goes to $70 tomorrow 😐 |
| release the HYPER AI+ model! |
| no cash flow for real |
| CVX to 200 by May or June |
| Grilling some salmon, green beans, and sweet taters. Fire in the fireplace. Life is good fuck your puts. |
| $100k to $1m is easier than $0 to $10k. |
| So you mean its bearish in the end? |
| The tariff shelf is massive. And he keeps finding more and more on the shelf |
| Okay so it did what I said it will do. lol |
| When was positions opened? |
| Spy to 693 at open 🌝 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/nocashflow_ made a bet that SPY would go to 705.0 within **3 days** when it was 685.42 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 61 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I agree with the initial rip & then falling off a fucken cliff. What you have in mind is exactly what I do… so we are either both genius’s or fucken mega regarded together. |
| I heard 10 AM per the supreme court website |
| Everyone is leveraged to the tits . Leverage with more leverage and more leverage. Infinite money glitch |
| It's being financed by companies like META, GOOG, AMZN, MSFT, etc., which have large amounts of cash and very little debt. |
| 2026: the year WSB moves to Greenland |
| Hey retard. The USA having debt has nothing to do with large companies with cash on hand building data centers. |
| Nothing, just as intended |
| TLDR: Buy\n\nMoat: highest density batteries on the market- they have the best tech right now.\n\nSales: accelerating YoY and QoQ sales growth with increasing number of customers and returning customers. \n\nChart: has volatility but is up big which means the market has been waking up to their potential.\n\nMarket Cap: small cap - the largest gains are going to be in this area if you can identify a winning stock. (Also area of higher risk). |
| Only because you asked I will buy a put so it can go up 🤗 |
| Great the stimmy are coming!\n\n… For Greenlanders 🤔 |
| Bonds |
| Why are we taking betting sites as relevant data again?\n\nIMO, it will be overturned but the market knows Trump will do everything humanly possible to defy a ruling against him.\n\nIt's a small chance but he might just go mask off and ignore the ruling since the SC has no enforcement mechanism, then start comparing himself with Andrew Jackson or some other president that has done that in the past. |
| Tomorrow it rides. Can't tell I the direction because my balls need gargling |
| If that’s true then I could see it |
| Mom I told you my ~~gambling~~ investing wasn’t just a phase! |
| amzn green the whole week wtf |
| Hey Everyone here's my almost fact theory - \n\nCNCB and Bloomberg have call options and are making you scared so you can buy puts.\n\nThe "Bubble" is propaganda to scare retail from owning assets 🧐 |
| Godspeed |
| So move to other assets that get pumped due to the bleedout from stagnant spy? |
| Is it profitable? Yes. You can make about 60% as much wheeling tech stocks as you can just holding them, though |
| Positions?? |
| I need silver to be up 3% tmrw |
| They doing fine |
| Not really, becouse its such an obvious play that prices are low as hell. You can still make a little if you start now but youd be risking a lot to barely outperform riskless bonds which have a guaranteed return |
| Yea I've got 1700 i was looking to catch a call and put at open for 0dte fun; cause tomorrow with all that, i could see +1% with all the premarket info then a fat dump back down to -1% from supreme court ruling, then who knows maybe a 🥭 tweet to bring it back to +.02% |
| Where are all these money coming from to build all these data centers and shit ? America have a huge ass debt , pretty sure we would have an insane crash before AGI happens from all the money created out of thin air (debt). Now include the budget for ICE which is hundreds of billions of dollar over a 4 year period and raising defense budget to $1.5T for FY2027. |
| **Nvidia and AMD**: Oh shit, saying "AI" every other word during presentations isnt working anymore... |
| So by my estimation that will cost (roughly) up to $200,000. |
| Can I move to Greenland , become a citizen, bank the 100k ? Then move back to murica? That would be the American way |
| Fuk fell.asleep.wtf happened |
| You hear that?? Thats the sound of insiders buying up all the shares you just sold. |
| In his model, trade only happens because of imbalance of information, but nowadays we have so many trades that even people with ample of information question their accuracy, thats why people talk conviction and stuff. |
| Shorted more QQQ at 621.6, verli gud price. |
| Don’t worry about things you can’t control |
| AMZN , META and AAPL are underperforming for a while. |
| Easy money shorting yieldmax trash ETFs |
| He is talking about Wendy |
| 18 trillion pays for a lot |
| markets don't need news to move |
| My calls r fuk |
| 0 dte spy 🌝 |
| ONDS puts |
| think i will pick some some AAPL. their price is so close to where I sold it last time in dec 2024. if tariffs get thrown out, it would be a good thing for them. |
| I like my dick in my hand. Feels nice. |
| at least 3 |
| Perhaps. But now is late to the party. Youll need a lot of capital to see meaningful returns on theta. So much in fact that its almost worth more now just to buy bonds instead of doing stocks at all. |
| Is that still active ? |
| “U.S. officials have discussed sending lump sum payments to Greenlanders as part of a bid to convince them to secede from Denmark and potentially join the United States, according to four sources familiar with the matter.\n\n\nWhile the exact dollar figure and logistics of any payment are unclear, U.S. officials, including White House aides, have discussed figures ranging from $10,000 to $100,000 per person, said two of the sources, who requested anonymity to discuss internal deliberations.”\n\nStarting the weekend early, boys |
| AH mooning?? |
| https://preview.redd.it/s0sykdxa67cg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=58f7d14376347f198c0eaf23529d5072fa0eb228 |
| Same. I sold 2 weeks ago. 😞 |
| i cannot stop jerking off and doing coke. Have yet to do it simultaneously. |
| What's the news? |
| Bullish |
| bullish for theta gang mofo. |
| Can believe it may be 5 or more depending on the decision.... |
| You wear what she tell you to |
| $tsla please drop below $400 I no like papa Elon |
| Where are the 2026 picks |
| Several time per hour only to end flat. |
| He has Dick Tutorial energy |
| seriously tho, how many schemes has 🥭 allocated all the "tariff revenue" to so far? |
| you wake up in your 30k a month complex* |
| Bers, why are you retarded? |
| Pro: Very good tax treatment.\n\nCon: You are insanely leveraged and can get vaporized by black swans.\n\nI'm fine getting rich the slow and easy way. |
| Big pump or big dump tomorrow. What should I bet my house on \n\n*in before flat tomorrow* |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Someone leak the scrotums decision? Sure looks like it and yes I meant to type that. |
| Yeah we don't have any indication of a crash coming weirdo |
| Michael Beary was only right once in twenty years and was enough to be a billionaire |
| Everything I do is a lesson in what not to do. God has made an example out of me. |
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| You wake up.\n\nYou pull yesterday's pants off the dresser and pull them on, not bothering to push the socks out.\n\nYou dont bother with the only mirror in the house, your bathroom. This is because you dont like how goofy your face looks\n\nA breakfast of toaster strudel, somehow always burning hot outside and frozen inside.\n\nYou slip into your sneaks. You dont bother unlacing them any more, so the heels are all bent and rub your foot wrong.\n\nOn the way out the door, you realize you forgot your bus fare.\n\nToday was supposed to be a day like any other for the average palantard. 190 for sure, probably 198 |
| they could use my coom to grow better hair |
| Also a dick taster bubba |
| Emperor 🥭 issued an edict to his cronies to buy |
| If flat is bullish to you sure. And i havent heard anyone make a convincing argument for what *could happen* if the dirivitives inflow finally dries up. I think it will crash IF (big if) that were to happen. But weve got a whole generation of desperate gamblers with more generational wealth to burn **Than ever before** |
| I got an ad for opendoor on IG today |
| Let’s be clear, either way my dick will be in my hand. |
| Mvst looks interesting |
| Can someone poke spy with a stick for it to keep movin? |
| any news for the AH pump? |
| And balls in your throat....either way be sure to do something before the tweet 😂 |
| I lost $300 on a trade that would have been 5K profit AH 🤦♂️ |
| So what happens if tariffs are rolled back? Does every company who paid them, get a refund check? How TF will that work. Where is that money coming from? |
| AXTI was always a risk for the very reason it’s dumping |
| Have you considered s&p futures contracts? Its like options with training wheels for baby regards |
| Or congress will pass them because our budget is fucked without them. |
| depending on the type of banks. $200B increase in MBS purchase hurts regional banks the most while benefit investment banks. Bullish for MS & GS |
| Both of them are billionaires and have terrible haircuts. |
| Bullshit, polymarket says unlikely.\n\nBesides it's a logistical nightmare to refund it all. That's insanely bullish to send that money back. |
| Profitable, yes. Can it beat the market? That's the big question.\n\nNothing beats buying and holding. |
| Sounds like a good time to get into the milk business |
| It's not going below the two hundred day prior to February earnings and I doubt it even gets there , it's building positive momentum this past week |
| How I imagine a possible ruling play out \n\nTariff gets struck down, knee jerk green reaction, you sit there with your Otm call now itm thinking life is good \n\nDonnie tweets 2 seconds later he’s using some other power from 1869 to enact tariffs and the algos fade that shit and you’re left with nothing but your dick in your hand |
| Imagine the cast of Big Short 2 realizing that this time they aren’t betting against GS or Morgan or WAMU on housing bubble, but the friggin’ US Govt |
| Context? |
| yes, but you need to keep decent distance on the strikes\n\nits consistent and profitable over long term with far less risk compared to buying FDs.\n\nYoud be accepting much less potential profit for the trade off of having high win%\n\nneedless to say, this only works well with high volume tickers that arent pump and dumps/startups/etc |
| A “gambler” is just an informed trader that disagrees with the market btw. There’s absolutely zero proof that the markets are rational or balance capital correctly outside of the most predictable mature businesses. \n\nHow many collective trillions is invested in fucking level 2 chat bots again? But no no, I’m sure these pro traders have thoroughly balanced the market and actually I’m regarded. Tesla too, it’s gonna make Anime cat girls real. Great examples of how smart investors are. Things are so balanced and liquid it’s so epic even how goodly balanced we are. |
| One day all this pumping will no longer sustain the farce and the crash will be monumental. \n\nHaving said that, long SPY calls |
| Bullish |
| what strike and expiry? Because there's a chance that you sold them to me 💀 |
| Pringles or Lays? |
| But isn’t that more of a hedge in USD compared to Naira, as opposed to an actual short of the Naira? |
| We buying NAIL? Seems like an easy play if the admin is going to start pumping MBS and the housing market |
| No i like your thesis. & after hours don’t matter… we have important #’s tomorrow. Plus the tariff crap. A lot could go down. |
| You're a re tard |
| How much debt are we going and how are they getting the money for it |
| At best they are opinions. |
| Not bullish not bearish - but so obviously neutral that even playing neutral is pennies becouse everyones pretty much doing it already. |
| Go all in on SPY call options |
| Please a 2% in either direction tomorrow |
| nm... 200billy mortgage bonds right. |
| my OPEN CCs fml |
| What software is that |
| Trump always conducts military action over the weekend to minimize market reaction. Been a trend the entire presidency and last presidency |
| EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING |
| I saw a big birb |
| well u jinxed it |
| Everyone expects they will rule against Trump. It's his reaction afterwards and the level of tantrum that will be thrown that is uncertain. |
| Tomorrow |
| this counts as a ban bet right Mods? |
| One word. Bullish |
| lets not forget fifa world cup announcing of choosing a company that has counter drone tech by no later than january. lots of catalysts and only good news coming every week with this stock |
| 🥭 is a dick tater |
| LDI up like 15% |
| learning about the wheel? and csp \n\nthetagang b honest is this profitable |
| \> What's your account size?\n\nThese particular trades were backed / collateralized with \~1m USD (\~2m of margin at 2:1). If I get assigned - wheel them (ie: sell CC's on them). Run the same strategy with CC's. I made \~3% on risked collateral selling these today. Worse case - if assigned I assume a \~2:1 leveraged long on SLV. I would have made more or less - roughly the same if I'd just gone long with shares. But - I had downside protection (ie: premiums I collected!)\n\nI traded \~3k contracts today (\~21m in silver if exercised) - but my max exposure at once was 250 contracts, and that's the same amount of risk I'm assuming overnight (-> \~1.7m if assigned shares -- which is within my limits).\n\n\---\n\n\> And since it's intraday, how would you manage if SLV gapped down below your CSP, let's say to 64?\n\nIf it gaps down - just hold. The idea is that I assume the assignment risk and IF I do get assigned that's ok. I wanted to buy SLV anyways. I'm only selling CSPs at entrances I'm ok with -- I'd probably wheel them (ie: sell CC's) if I got assigned. I'm bullish on precious metals.\n\n\---\n\nThe strategy only makes sense on an asset you want to hold / are bullish on with high IV. The idea is that you want to collect THETA / decays - while betting it'll go up. So keep rolling the CSPs so they roughly replicate the price movement of shares -- while being lower risk.\n\n\---\n\nI'm running a daytrading strategy ontop of it - effectively allowing me to replicate the functionality of trading shares (while still pocketing the theta decays). If the CSPs strike gets too far away from the share price - I roll them. |
| Even I don't think they will, but imagine imagining 🤌 |
| What "merger"? With who? Tf are you talking about? |
| lol |
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| Why does it say you’re in profit but the breakeven is eight dollars? |
| Even if the court says they are illegal orange man says he's gonna keep them anyways |
| Why do people think they own the place where they work? The entitlement of these assholes is fucking incredible. |
| Lots of words time\n\n> I wont be suprised to see a suicide rate spike in 2026 when all these newbie retail investors get wiped out. And they will get wiped out, becouse even experienced traders are falling out. The market is subtly moving further and further away from its intended purpose and becoming a leverage milking machine. Government is playing a very active role in ensuring the market remains within range. One day they say "nvda cant sell to china" the next week they get the greenlight - all to keep the bubble from growing too large. Tarrifs to take advantage of growing stagflation, winding it up to levels of maximum tolerance. We saw 50% go to 200% then eased, all in response to market fluctuations. The market is so stagant right now theyll surely keep those tarrifs in place - and the market might move a little but not much becouse heres the wild card, options activity is 300x higher than a decade ago and gamma exposure has it gridlocked. So this administration has the ability to get away with *nearly anything* and the market still wont budge, its just too expensive for it to fluctuate due to leverage in both directions. |
| How tf |
| How is he going to do that when we have trillions and trillions of debt. All low and middle class are struggling how much more are they going to extract. |
| At this rate NVDA would need intel's help to pump. |
| SPYismygod |
| if PLTR hits 190 tmrw I will post a vid on my own profile of me busting on pictures of Alex Karp and Mangos faces |
| Oh baby I got the degen version ARKX |
| Spy 700 wen |
| 69% of statistics are made up on the spot. |
| RKLB , Quantum , etc. regards about to find out the hard way |
| It really all boils down to gambling. Some are just better informed and/or have a more favourable temperament |
| LDI launching off... no news I can find. Interdasting |
| RemindMe! 12 months |
| BREAKING: President Trump orders the US government to buy $200 billion in mortgage bonds to drive mortgage rates down.\n\n"We are bringing back the American dream," Trump says.\n\n\nHe's going all in for the midterms |
| I think most expect they will not be cancelled.\n\nBut holy shit... giant shrek cocks everywhere. |
| Always remember nothing ever happens |
| I assume we just dumping tomorrow regardless if the tariff decision. Therefore the only reasonable financial decision will be to buy calls |
| sold my open too soon 😭 |
| Shit is so stupid |
| It's going to be a long night of downvoting for 🌈🐻s |
| Yes |
| Wow I legit forgot I bought some OPEN for shits and giggles months ago. |
| Bears predict Black Friday, black Monday, black Tuesday, black Wednesday, Black Thursday \n\nAnd yet we only ever had 1 major crash. Losing game |
| Yesterday they tanked defense during market hours then recovered them after the close. |
| SPY going parabolic. My IRA contribution must’ve hit |
| May I offer you a mortgage bond in these trying times? |
| True. 100% just don’t get the dick hard tho. Forgot to mention they’re typically flexing the gains from a few grand position |
| Always remember nothing ever happens. Won’t crash |
| Sorry, but who is buying? Couldn’t find that |
| Ten minutes until NASA hosts a conference to discuss "International Space Station and its crew". Sounds bland and uneventful? Wait till Isaacman slips a "btw rocket lab dec '26 150cs will print" in there. |
| Makes sense 🌝 |
| Little guys in stature , like Dan Ives |
| Idk, but also keep in mind my comments kind of sound sane but alot of my comments are wrong. So far AHs going up is proving me wrong lmao. \n\nI think if the decision takes more time I think itll be either theta day or swing trade kinda day but also keep in mind... im wildly retarded 😂 |
| I bet he's telling bessent to buy mortgage bonds with the free venezuelan oil barrels. just send the oil trucks over to fannie scottie and bring me back some mortgages. |
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| Earlier today I said that 685p's for tomorrow would be a good buy. \n\n\n\n\nThat was not financial advice. |
| today MM algo was broken, back to usual pump tomorrow |
| OPEN will open tomorrow at ATH |
| Imagine they cancel tariffs lmao 🤣 |
| Moment of silence to those who lost their port the entire day just to see SPY rip after hour ✌️😂💔 |
| I’d suck dick if it meant nvidia would hit 200 tomorrow. But it won’t so I’ll just take it in the ass like usual |
| Hard to believe anything that comes out his mouth |
| SHLD calls and shares baby |
| The market reacting awfully damn strong to the WD40 quarterly earnings report! |
| Up $17 on Sofi, took profits, wins a win 💪💪💪 |
| Minutes to hours, really depends.\n\nVery rarely will I hold overnight. Tonight is an exception, and only because it is a long duration contract (for me lol, it's 2 weeks out). |
| The best thing about being born poor is that you have the chance to get rich and appreciate your wealth like born rich babies can’t. The worst part is that will probably most likely never happen to you and you’ll die middle class or lower. |
| its always been that way. there's some study that shows buying the close and selling the open masssssively outperforms buying the open and selling the close. |
| Waiting for tomorrow sale |
| the mental status of ber is not good |
| Cool story bro |
| I want to know what was on that tanker |
| # BRW.V UP |
| He backtracked on that comment like a day later lmao. |
| One time I put 7k on SPY 0dte puts and cashed 5% profit. At the end of the day it would’ve been 2000% lol. |
| Soooo you bought carvana. Got it |
| Bears cooked per usual lmfao |
| Of fucking course it does. A trip back to 691 during market hours would have made me so much money. Instead SPY chops around for three hours and makes moves after hours. |
| OPEN carrying the market |
| Woooo open at 693 🤠 |
| Guys go buy Amazon cause I just sold my call |
| AMZN LEAPS still attractive at this price? |
| "Informed" traders don't win. Emotionally strong traders win. |
| Stay liquid |
| How rude of them to wait to pump till after hours. Algos were teasing 690 all day |
| That outperforms like 90% of this place lmao |
| Can tell LMFAO 🤌 |
| 🐻🤣 |
| Fishing for liquidity before the news breaks tomorrow. |
| 😂 it’s ok I remember when I was poor too |
| I got clapped today. |
| does this include the value of ur real estate ? |
| I don’t buy actual garbage. |
| you're talking about trump not me right |
| I took profit on a 350% return. That option now is worth almost 600% what I bought it for. \n\n\nNoone ever went broke taking profit but it's funny how the mind thinks 'shoulda held!'. I went out at the most logical point and still have longer dated options running up that play. \n\n\nDiscipline is the hardest part about this game |
| Just dump it all in QQQI and get $11,000 by end of month. No job needed. |
| Most overvalued stock on the market .\n Robotaxi going to save the company? Or is it the billions spending on Ai with no revenue generated? \nDeclining car sales. \nIncreasing competition. \n\nHistorically, I think those who buy companies at 300x earnings get smashed every time. \nPlus, Elon is a total homo. \n\nAny compelling reason you would buy? I can’t think of any |
| Because it’s 2026 and it’s gonna be green lol?🤪 |
| U doing leaps or you got shares |
| Donated mostly to dems, claims to have donated to 🥭 in secret |
| Before asking that question, tell us why SPY was flat today. |
| Uh oh, really concerned for bear anus |
| Hope you bought open |
| Chips |
| It's an obvious play. Trump and friends buy slices of Fannie mae and Freddie Mac (bonds?), then he encourages everyone else to buy mortgage bonds, then cash in on the IPO. So what is the best play if you know the grift is already in progress? |
| Half of me tryna stay on track and the other half don’t care about shit on this earth |
| Probably tomorrow at 830PM |
| Tlry was the prediction |
| *checks all the truth social ETFs*\n\n*buys calls on all those stocks*\n\nI’m basically a congressman now. |
| CME raised margin requirements for metals again boys |
| 2nd generation American. Come from one of the first Christian nations unlike you. So I’m not in an inbred hick |
| If you can't figure out the news, you shouldn't be trading.\n\nTrump instructed his cronnies to buy 200B in mortgage bonds. This brings down mortgage rates, which are tied to the US10Y. Go look at the US10Y plummeting.... this is why we are vertical and will continue vertical until the US10Y finds footing. |
| Trump 5 months ago: INTC is terrible and Lip-Bu Tan should resign immediately! \n\nTrump today: just had a great meeting, I love Lip-Bu Tan!! |
| Google you lazy bitch |
| No, I mean posts on truth social are literally called Truths. |
| Futures are pumping cause it rigged |
| Only to end 5000% up when it crashes 10%. |
| Don’t have to be sorry, I mean it’s a simple; damn I scalped it and look what it COULD have been yanno? Was just beating myself up over it that’s all! Wasn’t trying to be rude, love u |
| Wait wtf I miss why it pumping?… not concerned but curious lol |
| So is my Johnson |
| What’s going to be impacted the most if tariffs lifted? |
| Soon to be Ameripoors at the expense of the rich lmao |
| You might hate 🥭but boy does he show his hand before he plays his cards… \n\nGet those defense calls if you missed the housing pop |
| He will pardon once Barron loads up the bet on Polymarket |
| Alito and Thomas are buying calls |
| That’s what I meant |
| How the fuck are indices going parabolic |
| Gold basically tied spy's performance with its recent runup. So pretty good. I don't know if it's doable to beat spy consistently. Like yeah if you fullported micron calls you're good but chances are you also buy calls on stinkers dragging you down again. |
| BERS LMFAO 🤌🤌🤌 |
| why SPY up 0.20% AH? |
| Whats the news?? Why are futures pumping?? Should I go long? |
| Remind me in 16hr |
| [If you're wondering why we're going up AH](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/08/trump-mortgage-bonds-rates-fannie-freddie.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.PostToTwitter). |
| They figured out a solid way to take premium for option and take more profit |
| Baby bet. Put 10k on it or more |
| It depends what you mean by "profitable." If by "profitable" you mean "economically productive," not necessarily. They're just informed traders taking uninformed flow usually via economic rents rather than creating new value. |
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| They don’t want us poors to be rich |
| Bers LMAO |
| Generational welfare starts with one lazy parent😂 |
| Mine expire worthless next week. |
| It was the same last year lol are you new? |
| donnie pump giving 5 houses and a condo to every regard on RH |
| 🤡 |
| Shitstock pumped by the shittiest of humans |
| Okay cool.. so I’m waiting till then to do anything. Maybe I’ll yolo on INTC calls from 9:30-9:55 & try to catch some of this bounce he’s gonna make now… if we don’t hear anything on tariff’s how you think we react? |
| i literally dont understand the $200B mortgage bonds truth at all; like not a case of "i disagree and dont understand" more "wut" |
| nobody cares about your $800 lil bro |
| News??? Spy rippin |
| What's the bull case price target and timeline for SES |
| jfc did someone leak that spy is rocketing tomorrow? |
| Weird flex, but OK |
| Why the frick do all of the major price movements happen on SPY after hrs so far this year? |
| Uh oh bears |
| YES ! Im buying in the $3.8-4.2 range… shit keeps bouncing higher… im in about 20k shares whoops |
| I'd like to but the position is already close to $1 million so not keen to add anymore exposure. |
| Supreme court is rumored to be issuing a tariff ruling tomorrow. \n\nLoaded up on far OTM daily qqq calls in case we have a surprise rally. \n\n+2.5% rally or more I’m rich. Anything short of that I’m out $200. Good tail risk hedge |
| MOM!!! Don’t make promises like that!!! You promised me and Dad you wouldn’t do that anymore!!! |
| oof |
| Plays? |
| It’s a good time to buy 🎤 |
| opendoor pussies |
| Holy shit, I think 🥭 asking his representatives to buy 200B in mortgage bonds made my $OPEN calls print 💀\n\nNow, I really hope this price holds till open. |
| We still got more than 10 hours till market open. Anything can happen in 1 minute |
| Boring money is trending among the wealthy. They would prefer nothing happens as they are rich and make money off selling you options. Perfect stability, nothing changes, the rich stay rich the poor stay poor. Easy |
| It’s going to be done using Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac https://www.barrons.com/articles/fannie-freddie-stock-liquidation-f725b4b3 |
| Rates are about to get hammered. |
| Was that a 35x lever? |
| That's because he wasn't a drug lord and has no oil to offer. |
| He got one. You, if you are American, are guaranteeing it |
| college is the same as being unemployed but your parents are proud of you\n\nExcept you also lose money or get in debt |
| Seeing ppl flex 100% gains on the gold sub over a few year period seems pathetic af |
| OPEN your DNUT hole? |
| That seems to be the implication. Profit seekers are basically liquidity managers. Good ones funnel the money into the most efficient use. |
| Ouch. Diamond hands next time. |
| Tell that to the algos, because they don't care. |
| Already shrekking afterhours. Bears seething holding 1dte puts knowing they are going to open -50% |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/Christianity/s/dw3bP6t59Z |
| Trump indicated he will not pardon SBF |
| What the fuck is up with this 200 bill in bonds news? That’s a massive wealth transfer wtf |
| You guys really crowing over .2%? |
 S&P 500 Map Stock screener for investors and traders, financial visualizations. finviz.com |
| Every trader thinking about how the market will react to tariffs being possibly overturned tomorrow can just look at what the retail sector did today |
| Are you investing or day trading? |
| Im thinking (also hoping) tomorrows gonna fly or freefall with no inbetween, at least +/- 1-2% imo. Thats if a ruling is made.\n\n[10 am tomorrow](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/supreme-court-sets-friday-opinion-154444055.html) |
| They aren’t getting bought. They aren’t *his* representatives. They are technically ours. |
| ohhhh an article. well okay boys if an article said its going to $450 then surely it will. im all fucking in based off this alone |
| https://preview.redd.it/p611iihk37cg1.png?width=587&format=png&auto=webp&s=5b0f9558b1aec148591bfa82f9098493d3aca58f |
| The IRANy of spy moving up just to dump again and then pump to 700 eod tomorrow 🤌 |
| They have an acquisition coming error July \nI’ve been in QXO at 14$ \n\nThey don’t even need any new acquisitions to go on a run here. Just continuing to get the Beacon acquisition to run smoothly gets QXO to 30 $ \nAnd then add some M&A and it looks and more enticing. |
| If apple opens at 266 tomorrow, I'm giving everyone rim jobs... everyone... |
| OPEN |
| WE MOONING |
| Dam. Should have bought calls |
| If you work for the government deporting people you have cursed Futes. I don’t make the rules. Karma works like that |
| You just withdraw the money. It’s not illegal to use polymarket, just illegal for them to be allowed in the U.S., though of course they won’t mind if u use a VPN. They’ll even send you a tax form for you to pay taxes on ur earnings. |
| Jeez open pumping after I sold my calls |
| People stay complaining about getting richer here |
| Why you always hate tesla |
| $200 billion in mortgage bonds are getting bought. |
| spy calls tomorrow for my grandpa’s birthday |
| Iran |
| I'm seeing like $41 to $26 or so at least on the google chart |
| so write some options |
| Told. Y’all calls |
| That wife of Alito. Pretty sure. |
| Guys, whether or not you think tsla is a good company, buy puts tomorrow at open if you want to see what a money printer sounds like. The stock ends tomorrow at 414.20\n\nYou can make life changing money. Load uppppppp |
| 🥭 wants to buy everything \n\nBro was born with a blank check |
| That would be awesome. |
| TLRY pushing spy up |
| Damn, they using WSB for exit liquidity |
| Bots shilling this pos since it was 5, it's 1 now heading to 0.1 |
| Sir this is a Wendy's |
| But why? |
| Why SPY climbing in AH? |
| are you talking about january 24-27 in 2025? (technically one day or at least one stock trading day because jan 24 was a friday so it was over the weekend) |
| If you write the options you accept the “risk” of selling them. Someone’s getting fucked everyday. But typically it’s buyers. |
| TRUMP: INSTRUCTING REPS TO BUY $200B IN MORTGAGE BONDS |
| No, it has more to do with mortgage bonds. |
| successfully wasted 1 week of 2026✅ |
| AVGO leaps next weeks.\n\nUnless r/valueinvesting starts talking about them, then puts. |
| Someone got to buy what you’re selling and vice versa. Cant have winners without losers. |
| Yall fucked I bought calls and puts |
| Can? it already has |
| Wait hold up the admin wants to purchase 200 billy in mortgage bonds? Ahahahahhahah |
| Black swan event. |
| Peasants lol ✌️ |
| You did load up on cheap 699 SPY calls that expire monday, right? |
| 🫱🍩🫲 |
| https://preview.redd.it/3odehpi237cg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be1ed6a9ce4036bc2d14f1b9ae075853d7d14b46 |
| According to many people, yes. |
| Bro that's not even a bet that's just self-harm with extra steps lmao\n\n \nCalls on Lactaid stock I guess 🚀 |
| Try A2 type milk, many people can’t tolerate the common A1 milk instead of buying truly lactose intolerant |
| The reason we’ve been rangebound for quite some time is because market likes to theta fuck my calls. |
| well ngl I expected tlry to pump harder. BUT THERE'S STILL HOPE, last earnings it pumped almost 20% from the price at open. PLS TILBAE TAKE MY ENERGY |
| Spy AH someone knows the verdict on the ruling 👀 |
| Spy opens at 696.69 closes 701.69. We keep pretending everything's ok until Jpow leaves. Moment he steps out of office, Spy red 69% within 4 hours. |
| ICEcutuioner |
| Some of yall carry your gambling addiction around like a 600lb leach stuck to your back 😭 you don’t have to do this yall. |
| 🥭pumping LDI for me how fuckin beautiful |
| Puts on your guts. |
| If you must use options, call leaps. |
| I thought tariffs were inflationary. So why would overturning tariffs be inflationary? |
| https://preview.redd.it/9gwdh2tx27cg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20d41814e7f0fdbad70a3f51398183ec381f684e |
| You sure about that? |
| Do you think you're helping? |
| Kinda foggy today on the NW Florida coast. Not moving the boat around much. Just gonna sit here and enjoy some late 70’s early 80’s soft rock, and watch SPY refuse to make a decision. |
| yessir, handful of 67C 14dte |
| We cloning cops? |
| Same evil, same face |
| no guh this time lol |
| 2.5M volume candle on SPY AH? |
| A lot of AMZN calls getting bought in the 245 - 247 range through next week. This is where the most gamma exposure is. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/c567mf4n27cg1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e489ca2cc8e58f567796892a55dad22db55150 |
| ERAS up 70% this week 😤 |
| buy a mln NFLX tomorrow at open, trust (pls someone take my bags I can't anymore, it has been... 2weeks) |
| canes |
| OpenAI's CEO Sam Altman says in 10 years' time, college graduates will be working "some completely new, exciting, super well-paid" jobs\n\nFUN NEW JOBS INCLUDING:\n\n>cloning humanoid pigs in the basement for organs\n\n>livestreaming yourself reacting to daily horrors\n\n>prediction market assassin |
| OPEN is back |
| Moons if they overturn tariffs. It'll be an inflationary reaction |
| He pumps the market after hours to ensure options writers don't get fucked. LMAOOOO |
| I don't think people got the joke |
| Ate my losses today like a champ and threw in 10 SPX weeklies for tomorrow to make it all back & more.\n\nLoving this after hours pump already, keep it flying |
| somethings hitting the bottom of my desk |
| glad i loaded up on OPEN yesterday. That tweet was hella bullish |
| Sooooo calls or puts? |
| God bless it SPY the one day I don’t buy calls before market close you go up bigly |
| I saw ONDS all over the "picks for 2026" threads on here a week ago |
| Rookie numbers, I’m up 23% and in the red the last two days. |
| Ice agents bought Tesla after the salute. |
| Time for SCOTUS to fuk the POTUS |
| Tomorrow is green or I chug a bottle of chocolate milk(I'm lactose intolerant) |
| No engagement on ur comment, means your post is too advanced for the average person |
| Microdick weighing down my portfolio |
| Every month Fed prints and injects $40B of liquidity.\n\nThe pressure keeps building.\n\nTrillions in buybacks, 401ks, DRIPs, pensions.\n\nUltra low jobless claims.\n\nSmashing lending and issuance records.\n\nFinancial conditions continue loosening:\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/jcnXhiM.png\n\nCan't turn a battleship this big so easily. |
| Johnny Mitchell got the best guests, criminals got the best stories |
| Oh yeah? Well I'm not seeing these so called informed traders make 20,000% returns! Well, neither do I... 💀 |
| What's your account size? And since it's intraday, how would you manage if SLV gapped down below your CSP, let's say to 64? |
| What's the forward pe? |
| Apple’s rebound is inevitable |
| gossip girl |
| u/JamieDepp you’re making me me rich bro. More GOOGL money. |
| mom I made it, they wrote a book about my gambl... trading |
| Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs? |
| wut |
| what happens to GLD based on SCOTUS ruling? |
| Bullish af price action today |
| NAIL up 12% from 🥭’s last TRUTH post and up another 1% just now with his new post. Keep on posting man! |
| Keeping up with the times.. I still use my parents mailing address even though I’ve been moved out for 10 years or else I’d be getting summoned twice a year from Baltimore city, as opposed to every 3-4 years..Harford county puts out a recorded message and states whether jurors need to be present and which numbers |
| Null hypothesis |
| SNDK gonna do another 10x this year |
| The S&P 500 is Up during the first 5 days of this year. \n\nHistorical cases saw $SPX gain +14.2% during the full year, with 84% of those years finishing positive\n\nWorst drawdown was 23% in 2002 |
| I just bought today and its gone |
| I’m up 22% YTD… almost want to cash and money market… but nah! |
| The year is starting out great, call me Steve Harvey |
| I have big underwear. |
| Is the Translation, \n\n"Gamblers in the stock market lose their money to informed people. These informed people actually put the cash into profitable projects"? |
| I know… the one place that doesn’t chant death to American in the streets. |
| The guy investing into Argentinian bonds made crazy returns. |
| dexter season 1 |
| You can make a bet on prediction markets for this. About 3:1 right now. |
| Happy for you, but also fuck you |
| 110$ Strike nflx calls for june 🚀 |
| Isn’t Israel and United States the same thing? |
| Moving faster after hours than during market hours, makes sense. |
| TLDR CALLS |
| Letterkenny |
| Believe it or not, calls on HOOD |
| A lot of mad bozos who full ported 0DTE spy calls and got shitten on 😂😂😂😂 not my fault you couldn’t wait till tomorrow to play regard 😂😂😂 SPY 700 EOD TOMORROW |
| yes APPLE YES!!!! |
| Banks have corrected in Q1 five times in last eight years.\n\nThis time will be different |
| Time to get into OPEN - gov buying mortgage backed securities |
| I add to the liquidity. In other words I get the m00rkit wet |
| APLD make me a millionaire in 2026 |
| So we are speculating SC decision on tariffs is tomorrow, but it also might not be. We also all decided to stop giving a shit about tariffs. Combined with not knowing which way a decision would send markets, I'm not sure playing SPY is a great bet for tomorrow. Calls on sleeping in. |
| Not anymore. Down 30% |
| Wait til you make money from the market and say steak is so good |
| I didnt buy any stocks today but still manner to lose $5k lol |
| It should be green. For me whether it's green enough before the correction is the key for my exit... Good luck to us bro! |
| Buddy, I've been hoping, but losing faith. |
| Nice |
| Gonna need it to casually go to 693 |
| I like it.. okay, thank you for your 2 cents…alright so you’re actually looking for a big down day today? What time do they announce this decision? Or do we expect them to announce it… |
| I’m doing my part 🫡 |
| The Peripheral |
| *go to war with Israel |
| $RKT blasting off |
| The level of corruption and malevolence is beyond comprehension. |
| If i knew, i'd be sipping a vanilla milkshake at waikiki beach |
| So brave |
| SHH GEN Z LIL B*** LOSER YOU MAD YOU LOST MONEY FULL PORTING 0DTE SPY CALLS LIKE A DEGENERATE 😂😂💔 I DID SOME BS PLAY AND STILL MAKING MONEY BOZO DONT TALK IF YOU AINT MAKING MONEY 😂😂😂 REGARD |
| Same. |
| Finally bought sandisk. Sorry boys it's over |
| How tf are you up today? |
| They let go a bunch of senior leadership. The stock won't rally until they launch an AI integration that is actually useful |
| you still buying? I'm up almost 500% so I feel like the window might of closed and may have better returns elsewhere🤷♂️ |
| American Gestapo is here |
| Put it all on black |
| This would be the funniest of all plays. |
| You sound like a poor person |
| watching this shit casually go over 690 after it fucked my calls today is cool i guess |
| This. Not just because Peter Falk is a babe |
| Overpriced stuff |
| I swear everyone walking around Toronto has an artisan shopping bag . |
| What is dead may never die… |
| Up 8k today, 16 for the year |
| Something about selling shovels during a gold rush right\n\nExcept this time it is industrial mining equipment and rare earth materials \n\nAnd of course the general threat of war helps given CATs surprising military involvement |
| What are you even talking about? |
| Here is your financial plan bro, tomorrow at 9 40 est if the market is up buy 0dte puts if the market is down buy 0dte calls with all your money. Simple. You will either retire a multi millionaire or you're getting a job again. |
| M O O N… that spells moon. |
| Depends on the tariff ruling |
| SPY back over 690 lmfao 700 incoming\n\nPerish Ber heathen |
| Thats going off that, if im remembering correctly, last time trumps tariffs got ruled unjust we dipped hard. \n\nTariffs are essentially funding the big beautiful bill, tariffs get canned and now theyre scrambling/ things are gonna get hectic because now theyve gotta find funding or enact even more tariffs to cover/also what if the govt has to pay back companies that were roped along with all the tariff nonsense. To me all of it screams investor trust being lost. |
| every upvote should be worth .2$ cents |
| HeY! HaVe YooU hEaRd oF ISAAC NEWTOn?!? |
| AMD. Announced massive innovation at CES beyond NVDA. Expecting a $100 jump any day once they secure positive customer news - like they did earlier…. |
| NBIS at 80 id prob get in. what are the odds it gets back there? |
| ASTS over valued, only a matter of time before it drops again. Yesterdays drop after the Scotia PT shows how every share holder is waiting to dump again, bounce back today was weak |
| 🥭 doesn't go to war. He will bomb and leave |
| I’m your man, Steve Harvey! |
| Do I get to wear white? |
| Golden girls. Strong emphasis on B Arthur’s cans. |
| Plus the shorts will get screwed and will have to cover |
| Please Trump go to war with Iran so spy can stop being a drama queen |
| As per protocol. |
| sOmEoNe LoSt mOnEy. SYBAU you sound dumb when he’s clearly right. For 1/9/2026 $11 strike option, you need TLRY to open +12% to break even. Any less and you’re in the red due to 340% IV. |
| SPY closed +0.01% |
| Many people in negative cash rn,are you pulling thos out of your ass |
| Yea |
| Sopranos anytime and anywhere |
| Jesus, with that amount, I'd just sell weekly .22 ish Delta SPX CSPs and fart around with the rest |
| Why do you need job with a mil in your name? |
| carefully? |
| I ignored mine |
| Hate all you want, but EVs are the future. |
| Bro pizza is so good I will never get sick of it |
| Aritzia killed it ! The IG influencers and my wife always know …. |
| I think it's pretty obvious this SC is going to side with trump. |
| Thats so many people nowadays. They figured the meter and vocabulary to use to sound like a smart person and mimic that. Everything Elon says something is "profound" or "fundamental" get ready for some bs |
| Shocks me that with all the advances in modern medicine that there are still women out there with stained balloon knots. Have some self respect |
| GOOX |
| Reddit needs better monetizing like we spend most days here and we get nothing. Even tiktok and X have better pay systems |
| for me its because I usually got to little money by being a dumbass in the first place, so im timid at that point |
| All I can say is wow. |
| Crypto is gay\n\nHave a nice day |
| 0DTE never dies |
| Don’t sleep on it, the merger is going to be approved and when it does this thing is going to the MOON!!! |
| I got AXTI shares and it dumped.. any chance to recover to $25 in coming weeks or its dead done? |
| Rheinmetall is my retirement plan in case WW3 |
| Columbo |
| Welcome to Derry |
| Dang, my county emails us the night before |
| That's exactly how it works. I've worked in banks for longer than you've been alive. |
| Stake increased by 25 percent as a result |
| Why he got real coke instead of diet coke with his lunch |
| GG 0Dte friends 🧡 |
| They gotta pay from profits. 2025 apple net income was 112B so this is less than a 1% thing |
| CAT is going from $610 to $700 and no one is paying attention until it opens at $650 tomorrow |
| fellas, give me a show to binge tonight |
| Not if he used it to buy other companies or, more profitably, bribe Republicans for government contracts for their other investments. Like Elon was getting paid by Trump an outrageous amount for a handful of armored cybertrucks.\n \nAlso, there are only 1000 people in the billionaire range. The ultra-wealthy grift still includes people getting paid 40M per year. |
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| Most likely fuck it up tomorrow brother. |
| What kind of millennial question is that? 😂😂😂 we in 2026 not 1986 |
| Not big enough pumps to indicate insider buying. Probably just betting on SC decision. |
| ORLY tariff play tomorrow, hopefully it works out |
| My thoughts at this point are we pump either way, right? Illegal means more liquidity in the market suddenly and inflation means people would rather hold equities than cash. Legal means business as usual and we just keep ripping. Ofc I am retarded so best not listen to me |
| "your penis isnt small at all" |
| Oh no poor you. |
| SPY gonna dump when the Court doesn't address the tariffs |
| That was the bait |
| won't be boring tomorrow |
| For aapl, is that a lot? |
| Done it multiple times in here already bud. I’m am expert regard. I can you new around here lol 💔 |
| Put it all into Rheinmetall if you want to not fuck the trend up |
| Bought mine over the last 6 months as a long term hold - so far share price has ben pretty flat but dividends are set to stay consistent for at least 2 years unless the oil price does shenanigans. |
| It’s for $VG in Louisiana for LNG not oil. |
| Greh Rnwf Dtref |
| Earnings yesterday. Neo clouds will print money and rocket once the narrative changes |
| Bot it out |
| Tlry and aapl call |
| You found the one! You lucky dog |
| anyone else buy rbrk today? |
| Here is the median net worth by age for USA\n\n18-34: $39k\n\n35-44: $136k\n\n45-54: $247k\n\n55-64: $364k\n\n65-74: $410k\n\nOver 75: $336k |
| Predicting another green Sofi day 28.25 EOD |
| I was hoping that aehr would rebound but then saw their earnings report rip ⚰️.\n\nBut tlry might save the day. Imagine tlry might actually print for me 🤣 |
| He’s having his business card updated tonight so won’t be able to make it |
| Calls |
| Half in RDDT and other half in HOOD. boom! |
| Bullish |
| Wonder what the Intel/Trump meeting was about |
| Get the pink moons. Tell them garlic sent u😮💨 |
| I listened to the entire 3 hour november arguments on the tariffs. I think they will rule at least partially in favor of Trump. There is enough ambiguity in the statute to let him, and arguably some precedent.\n\nOr, they will delay for several more months which arguably could negatively impact markets. So ill be buying a bunch of puts at open and promptly getting my shit reamed and lose even more money. |
| 36 minutes until I have to check in for tomorrow’s jury duty summons. We’re green if my number is selected and red if no JD |
| I hope so too lol but it should |
| When fundamentals matter less than hype cycles it's hard to be 'good' at investing. |
| Trump pumping Intel on truth social. \n\nThey made Carter sell his peanut farm. |