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| Copilot hanging around my excel like clippy is fukin annoying |
| We're now 3 months into the strait being closed and oil is like 25% more expensive than June last year. Crazy times. How many people are going to lose everything on the futes and then still going to suffer from the oil shortage anyways because of this fuckass government |
| https://preview.redd.it/itmmotaghk2h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a96b38fd4994a2e1a3a104ddd99eb010fccd952b\n\n |
| Notwithstanding the truths you have written, what killed Elon was his purchase of Twitter. He took away a group's voice. This made him Internet enemy #1. |
| Why |
| No deal. But, it is almost Fraud day. |
| of the hundreds maybe even a thousand people ive talked to on xbox, ive only ever talked to maybe 5-10 people over 30. Theres an entire youtube channel (@RealSchlep) with over 2.44 million followers and the only content they have is catching predators on roblox. |
| 🥭 never has to pretend he paid taxes again |
| Why though |
| 😂😂\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8qvmbqndhk2h1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf2295ae70a2f061e1909c74a453dd736d09f260 |
| vacation starts rn lfg |
| \*sigh\* So then…calls? |
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| So rgtz and qbtz are definitely in play tomorrow, unless ofc this degen quantum pump keeps going for some reason. |
| Aside from this being another big 'fuck you' to cinema industry from Netflix, there's not much benefit aside from IMAX being a very profitable company |
| That’s an awesome story. And one to haunt every trade after. |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 300.0 before 11-Jun-2026 11:17 PM -05 |
| https://preview.redd.it/q0se5mlahk2h1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63bf312be822184d850fa7cd28d230d0a86acb86\n\n |
| !banbet NVDA 300 3w |
| WDAY soar afterhours post-earnings, any fellow regards guilty? |
| Oopsie |
| I take money from chuds and wankers |
| The only thing worth doing is buying puts, I closed mine for profit yesterday when it was lower, might buy again soon if it goes up some, that stock only goes down over time |
| imax trying to sell means theaters might change sorta fast |
| Shut up that’s only 1.498T of fake value to fake explain. This line is the most liquid and real of the fake |
| Mo chedda |
| His break even going into this morning was $231 (he bought y'day at around $224 for $6.21/contract) and today it closed -$4 so I think his new break even is now around $235 which would mean he would need about $15 pop |
| This is what happens when you don't release GTA 6 on time. |
| Essentially the same thing tbh |
| Yeah they finished 3rd in the premier league. Pretty crazy |
| Google 400 tmrw and Nvidia 230 |
| People in CT gotta be the shittiest drivers I swear |
| https://preview.redd.it/g3lvebc4hk2h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3db23ca5831261c4887d0a2619022deddf7b67e1\n\n |
| Incoming jerking himself off on how i stopped yet another war press conference. |
| Where were you today when I needed you |
| It seems some make a lot, some lose a lot, and a good chunk of us like myself just fight to get back even |
| In all seriousness, it's so much bigger in person than it looks in this picture |
| https://preview.redd.it/wo6f98u0hk2h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b351fdd07ac9a4b59bbfa1b7bf1d33e6b7d30ccd\n\n |
| Anyone remember a couple of months ago when this place was basically just an Al Jazeera live feed? No? |
| Its a fuckin scam and most ppl still hype it. |
| That's exactly why you are aware they have JV with Kioxia? |
| It’s been 140+ for weeks you stupid fucking ai mod. |
| He would have loved this. |
| I’m so sad lol. I’ve bought calls every week on rgti for 3 weeks and the one time I did not … |
| Is that Intel Nana? |
| ok dork |
| Do you expect them to eat drywall? What are they going to pay property taxes with? What if they want their retirement to be more than barely scraping by staying at home?\n\nLike most people when they get old the plan is to sell the house and downsize. And the value of that sale isn’t what they planned it to be when they planned for retirement |
| I bought more SLS and it already went back up a dollar 😂 yay discounts |
| This is in bad taste bro |
| iPhone loll. Nothing changed for android users |
| https://preview.redd.it/axatpwjxgk2h1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9040ed338ceac3b95881f677018343abae7ba7d9\n\n |
| Does anyone actually make money here |
| MS Copilot is like the incompetent guy at work who keeps getting promoted. |
| Extreme addict show me the gains then maybe i take your advice |
| Washington University Public Health Fund? WUPHF? |
| KEEL |
| Getting chased by cops has been one of my weirdest things on my to do list. That and pistol whipping someone. I swear on my moms life those fn cops can't catch me. Give me a full tank of gas I will outrun them. |
| 3,000% return probably means Scott got more than oranges |
| https://preview.redd.it/9xvuy5ltgk2h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcf4389a8a85ff80a0e7b3f002d5a47a9e210b14\n\n |
| I love this trend: I start off week with good trades to gain some confidence with all wins. Then Thursday I increase my trade size and that’s the trade I lose but the increased size wipes out my gains. Not bad breaking even but annoying to reset after a good week |
| https://preview.redd.it/64v8lyzsgk2h1.jpeg?width=231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b5a0b705e34071fef0df03d8ecafe373df07839 |
| Im ok with circuit/track day. Not okay with Need for Speed irl |
| Yeah and you shouldnt trade options because you dont realize that the market can go up and down and because time only goes one way |
| TTWO pumping should make SONY pump a bit though |
| this bubble is nowhere fucking near full until $SMCI 100 again |
| Wtf |
| https://preview.redd.it/zrnwm76qgk2h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f63d6db449c9db387109a39584035693c35d3b94\n\n |
| Lottos expire tomorrow worthless. It’ll pump next week |
| Manifesting SPY 750 tomorrow 🕯️ |
| Was thinking about doing something in SOFI, but then read a post in r/ValueInvesting about how SOFI is underpriced. Think I'll pass on this one |
| So, I wonder kind of manipulation is in store for us tomorrow..\n\nAnother perfectly placed news story the second the market even gets the slightest tiniest bit yippy? \n\n |
| i've met one of their photonics PHD's that came from a multi billion photonics co. I'm very excited. |
| Not infinite. It consumes its host until the host can no longer support the cancer itself. And then what’s left? \n\nWait, could this also happen to the economy? |
| Well the vixw calls didnt print. Not even a little bit. Not a single moment was it ever green. The index glided upon the edge of relevance with pinpoint precision. Thats the last straw. No more vix, no more cboe, no more stare street. The old guard can suck my nut. The less attached all that garbage is to a stock, the better. |
| MARA \nBGDE \n\nAi infrastructure trade |
| https://preview.redd.it/1nnwjublgk2h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95c16fd9bbfce27d446010a1491b39e8e1b24042\n\n |
| That annoying zipper that sticks out on my pants. |
| Not quite—you actually have the right numbers for a subtraction problem, but the plus sign is throwing it off!\n\nIf you add those two numbers together, the total is much higher. Here is how the math breaks down for both addition and subtraction so you can see what happened.\n\n# The Addition Breakdown\n\nWhen you add 300 and 140, you are combining them:\n\n300+140=440\n\nIf you break it down by place value, it looks like this:\n\n* **Hundreds:** 300+100=400\n* **Tens:** 0+40=40\n* **Ones:** 0+0=0\n* **Total:** 440\n\n# What You Were Thinking Of (Subtraction)\n\nThe math you wrote perfectly fits **subtraction**. If you start with 300 and take away 140, you get exactly 160:\n\n300−140=160\n\nSo, the math works out perfectly if you just change that **+** to a **−**! |
| Wendy’s |
| SPYG margin casino play |
| Started a position in NOW |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/TapFinancial1482** bet **NOW** goes from **101.7** to **105.0** before **22-May-2026 06:24 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet NOW 105 1D |
| Sony up 2% during the night and down 2% during the day. Just go up for a little so I can cash out |
| Mango to open Loot Lake in 2weeks |
| You guys are asking the wrong questions \n\n*How* is the NVDA calls guy? \n |
| And it cost a fortune to use... |
| This one simple trick will leave you without a PDT restriction today: Stop being poor |
| All of the deals so far have fallen through, puts haven't done shit. |
| I pray for u |
| Massive dump followed by shrek dih then dump and theta fuck both calls and puts the rest of the week |
| I make a comment about people not being able to grasp the idea of the personal computer being a crucial function of life in the future. This regard asks about the valuation of apple in the 80s. You probably struggled with SAT questions. |
| And for the extra tards who do not understand what a conservatorship means, he is calling him a retard |
| I bought calls, no idea why, but the reverse today made me hopeful |
| "One must imagine Syssphus happy." |
| It’s going to trade sideways the rest of the year and then go up next year until it hits 150 |
| DRAMa Club wya? |
| Can’t wait for the Strait of Hormuz map to drop in Battlefield |
| I would just hold and wait for signs of a recovery first |
| Had INFQ. Did just as well. |
| Get a hooker. Std’s are worth it at this point |
| Do you know what tomorrow is….. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zkiyrppegk2h1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9088f24a061245cfc85230222051643ff8b1c2d8\n\n |
| We will be all good no need to worry! |
| https://preview.redd.it/99pvdclcgk2h1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e17056a02a32353ce9092d1f4cfe128cebc4cd1f\n\nThe problem with your logic is that it makes sense. Big crashes happen when the nonsensical inevitably happens. |
| Terrible. I keep upvoting instead of hitting ‘home’ |
| May our Kpop brothers continue the pump in 1.5 hrs |
| Copilot* |
| Swinging from the rafters |
| So $100? |
| Bonnie Blue is pregnant and dudes are lining up to pay child support |
| https://preview.redd.it/id3ozdbbgk2h1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9c342134349ebca93df5892e34d529e07fbda09\n\n |
| Nah, works that require near 99% accuracy is not supposed to be done with cloud based AI services. I run my local AI RAG and agent for laws, csv sheets and my household tax. \nGemini, Claud, GPT or whatever are engineered to prioritize speed and concurrency. Also they only give general user a tiny context window. \n\nI wouldn't say they are unusable or "PUTS!!" but it's just not the right tool to do the job |
| Market closed on Monday |
| This is when I say, why not? |
| Very well played indeed. I wanted to double my position but work fucked me and missed the bell. Think we’re printing into the $55s soon tho |
| The crazy part is we actually have way more circuit breakers and circuit breaker halts now so when it does happen it'll be this weird stop start thing instead of one clean crash like 29. |
| # NVDA GANG Members checking in |
| usb stick plugged in |
| Where is the 650k Nvidia call guy |
| https://preview.redd.it/n6zrqxt7gk2h1.png?width=576&format=png&auto=webp&s=68bcd8f3fa1df19f72ceba0240e4cfa4f3f81911\n\n |
| You already have a bet going - USO to 140.0 before 22-May-2026 06:08 AM -05 |
| !banbet SPY 750 1D |
| https://preview.redd.it/dvnq72z5gk2h1.png?width=2816&format=png&auto=webp&s=c53e6b2a2deb185220ef6a96e6850ca7ece2cc67\n\nWhat's going through my head. |
| Why? |
| Imagine if Mardi Gras was a website |
| Jerkmate Ranked calls tomorrow |
| How much is metric money you speak of ? |
| Have you been to Boston |
| Would a $750c QQQ be stupid for June? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/bobby_stackz** bet **ASTS** goes from **96.01** to **120.0** before **28-May-2026 06:22 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 5 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| !banbet ASTS 120 1w |
| Charlie Munger in 3D |
| I support when they have discounts fo 1$ |
| https://preview.redd.it/wza1g9f4gk2h1.jpeg?width=373&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc936e5bc8fd968905b39bb0a8b45a7a07f05a42\n\n |
| Yep. I just sold half my shares and probably the rest tomorrow. Was actually up 33% but tired of waiting for a big gap up |
| https://preview.redd.it/sp7kx212gk2h1.png?width=2816&format=png&auto=webp&s=84452a1320a35f7598934e7e60892a271766c517\n\nImagine |
| Yeah I bought two 5/29 750 C for 36 today...and I thought that was a little risky. This is just throwing money away |
| Especially his sister’s |
| Pocahontas has a GOATed soundtrack, don't @ me bruh\n\nCan you paint with all the colors... of... the wind... 🎶🎨🌬️🥹 |
| Let him cook (at Wendy's) |
| Beta as fuck |
| I have no idea what APLD is |
| With the way folks drive in nj and ct, I dont think gas prices are high enough. |
| This is only a good sign if some company buys it willing to increase the number of 70 mm projectors. |
| how is that guy who bought 400k of QQQ puts yesterday doing. not looking good for him right now, especially if TACO later today. I heard Wendy's is hiring seasonal workers again |
| https://preview.redd.it/5282uwa0gk2h1.png?width=2816&format=png&auto=webp&s=9df0f229e14d1b75114af0ed096e5932c9a9b3ab\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/afcq8l10gk2h1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e39d69e43e3741036cff850c270e615fc156fcd\n\n |
| Pun detected |
| Hughie |
| When mango croaks what is the Reddit frontpage gonna look like the whole day |
| Is it too much to ask to just multiply my money by 50 times in one day? |
| I full ported into APLD yesterday morning and made a metric fuck ton of money on it the last 18 hours, and sold at $48 |
| SPY +3% tomorrow. Don’t at me |
| became a INTU bag holder today since the order was set to auto purchase. at $370. I could double up and bring down to 340. I dont even care about this company. it was an error on my part |
| Ah… What I have been missing from my day, thank you. |
| Watch them fund NIL and rev share and get into the Big East for basketball |
| Check insider trading |
| I’m sorry and I really don’t mean it in an offensive way. What is even going on inside your head to have that thought? Have you ever watched a movie in theatre in imax before? How are you supposed to watch an imax movie at home? \n\nLike, are they gonna send you the biggest screen ever made on earth and come install it at your house, color grade it and all? |
| Yeah I’ve made a lot of money on Ionq and they have gov contracts you just only read one thing and didn’t actually look into companies |
| Buddy this is fucking retarded. I hope you’re right. |
| Let's all put on our thinking caps now and figure out what's gonna happen tomorrow, shall we? |
| Claude, please copy paste the Obama deal and remove any reference to it or Obama. Then water it down. Thanks Claude. |
| No words |
| What the fuck is with the new layout on the reddit app update? This shit is so ass |
| Diabolical |
| they get equites in the companies bruv |
| 😩 |
| Intel big day tomorrow |
| Only if there is a mirror nearby. |
| Just draw a bunch of graphs and go to the bar |
| why would i sex only fans and not humans? |
| I would do ANYTHING for a 50x bagger tomorrow |
| And his mom too? |
| Maybe im retarded or missing something, but i see 125k and 29k... |
| Anyone else snorting sandisk tomorrow |
| !remind me tomorrow |
| U got till Nov 19 2026 |
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| We cant all be as amazing as you bro |
| Im so stupid I bought qbts few days back sold at loss now look at this |
| If price drops under, then he gets to buy the shares for $500. HE WANTS THAT. HE ALREADY HAS 1300 SHARES. You’re making up extreme short term scenarios. He is using 1 year options here. There are tons of scenarios where this is the better play too. He’s collecting theta. |
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| Why not MUU, pussy? |
| > Iran says it's mulling latest U.S. peace proposal, Trump says he'll wait "a couple of days"\n\nA couple of days lmao |
| Their chess computer is a banger. |
| IONQ is trash they didnt even get funding allocation only RGTI, INFQ, QBTS, IBM and one other did lol. |
| I posted about it on the MU sub, which is the more “serious” sub than WSB, and those idiots used fancier language but had no answer. Something about how the NAV gets recalculated end of day — like that wouldn’t be priced in. And we’re the regards? |
| I say maybe just maybe it gonna happen Friday |
| Chat gpt says otherwise |
| bruh |
| Sold QQQ 0dte calls for the first time ever today. Was promptly punished for the decision. Market gives and market takes smh |
| They're gonna add a NVDA video card to Watson. |
| Apple was at 1.5T in the 80’s? |
| Meanwhile every company is jumping on the AI train so they don’t get left behind. No one knows what the actual short term goals are or how to achieve them. |
| 800 tomorrow |
| Don't trade options. You're missing some basic knowledge about how options pricing works.\n\nHe bought 8DTE 1000C for $1.08. Which means if the stock hits $780 tomorrow, he will make a 30% return. If it hits 800, he will make 100% profit.\n\nSo 2% up tomorrow = 30% profit\n\n5% up tomorrow = double your money.\n\nEntirely possible. Very. likely even. |
| They used the government money to cure cancer with quantum for $100M |
| China bulls living like Jayce from Arcane rn |
| Even your sisters? |
| Doubtful |
| There is a entry level job posting \n\n\nThe job requires a Series 7 and 66 license plus 3 years of work experience \n\n\nPuts on recent grad job market |
| 🫶 All the best to you fam |
| I support a woman’s decision to do onlyfans |
| runs not over too |
| WEBULL bros it's over isn't it? |
| Gee wiz. Right before Friday. How much can his buddies make this time? You know because who will think of the poor billionaires? |
| Iran is consistent on their "deal", and it is fairly simple: "fight or f-off". Trmp can't get his head around it: how come? art of the deal magic is not working! |
| I dunno, maybe this thing just wants to get laid and is agreeing with you |
| A........... I |
| Fwiw I’ve used ChatGPT and Gemini when studying for my cfa exam, ChatGPT couldn’t get 70% on a mock exam, while Gemini was getting 95% |
| https://preview.redd.it/221uyxxhfk2h1.jpeg?width=1509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83458c7f793d5fffe0a1a225d944b90d3f8e41bc\n\n |
| Pretty sure it’s had the fastest run-up of any fund in history |
| SOXL $200 tomorrow inshallah |
| You’re thinking what I’m thinking |
| When US GOV and Leopold buy I buy. QBTS going to run like INTC did. |
| I'd be happy to be wrong, I just think your analysis of "old people don't know about video games" and "old people who play video games are pedos" isn't the most astute. |
| It's honestly not that bad. I have 3 and my life is much better now than before the kiddos. \n\nYou get used to the craziness. |
| Well, good job. |
| Not even half way through 2026 |
| Yea but i bought MSFT cuz im a retard |
| Epic dump tomorrow |
| lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/3pcmj2jdfk2h1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e9d2a25bb7ca62e881fc21b7fedb0fad0fd527a\n\n |
| I think they still make em giant beige boxes right? |
| Spx 0dte call payday tomorrow is beckoning unto me like Willem Dafoe's mask in that spider movie |
| My accountant has confirmed thats correct. |
| The beauty of it is silicone requires petrochemical feedstock to be produced. \n\nSaudi Arabia, Iran and UAE are some of the largest producers and exporters of said materials. \n\nNo ships, increased demand, higher prices. |
| All you had to do was buy RGTI today and be done for the year |
| Did D-wave cure cancer? |
| soxl |
| Whatchu get |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| How to short it in the aftermarket? |
| Ever had a 2 million dollar short through Nvidia earnings? Think I have cancer now |
| lol 😂 |
| anyway hope you lose it all, nothing personal |
| Oh you! |
| You mean they wanna hire sane people who would enjoy a free car/free gas from their company instead of people who'll complain with the sole intention of virtue signaling on the internet ? |
| you got cooked within one day lmfaooo. wheres that buying the rumor selling the news????? |
| It’s weird to market the newest version of Flash first before the Pro models. Like why is 3.5 lite cheap edition being shown on its own it’s not meant to be smarter than thinking or pro. Should wait till they’re all finished in 3.5. otherwise what is even a new feature for flash. |
| Maybe he had a visit from a pigeon |
| I don't know what's IBM but bought shares of it |
| What are u betting against tomorrow? Answers are only accepted in erotica style |
| Shouldn't this be tagged as `meme`? |
| Moon |
| I’m finally, barely, ahead again. Fully expect to be down again shortly. Might pull out if I’m up tomorrow and find a DIFFERENT trendy sector fund. |
| With me?!\n\nAYOOOOOO!!! |
| 450k options on a triple leveraged ETF? Why not just short SOXX? |
| Life is good. Made 11k today. Have an econ midterm tomorrow worth 40% that I know I will fail and drunk at 6 pm. |
| Joking. Congrats! |
| I bought the VIX so yes |
| Why SNDK pump so much? No way its citi's ridiculous PT |
| Specifically what? |
| thank you for your service\n\n |
| RKLB back to 135 tmrw |
| SOXS or SOXL thats the question |
| I bought shares earlier this week. The one time I buys shares and not calls |
| Ego |
| what? im talking about the post you had made on this forum called reddit |
| I cracked jokes at y'alls! The memory trade is alive and well! \n\n(sobbing) |
| It's the same MF asking this question only to be stating he loves OPEN and won't sell because he thinks it has good fundamentals. Let's not fool anyone, none of us know what we are doing and are only trying to time hype so we can grow our stacks just a little bit more. |
| What is imax at home. They going to come and build an imax theater at home that you can use as long as you pay your subscription? Like you can’t fill up your tv screen more than at a 16:9 aspect ratio. |
| Markets going back to ASS TO MOUTH tomorrow |
| It doesn't make sense to me. We do not see many days like today and yet it did nothing. |
| You keep saying imagine IMAX at home. I don’t think you get the point of IMAX |
| since you didn't address the "taken from taxpayers" claim i'll jsut briefly add that almost the entirety of spacex's government revenue is payment for services rendered/to be rendered. they had the best bid so they got the contract, no different than any other government contractor. |
| explain what? |
| only time will tell man. I know where you stand. (PRICED IN) |
| Do we have a deal? |
| Iran wins by giving Trmp absolutely nothing. Two options: \n1. War. Iran destroys all enemies (Israel, UAE, Kuwait), survives getting nuked, perhaps nukes Israel, and wins the forever war in middle east. \n2. No war. Iran rebuilds forces, prepares for war, as it is inevitable - in a year, two, five, but inevitable.\n\nIf iran gives Trmp peace, they still get war, but later and with crippled military. They know, so they give him nothing but ultimatums, not even to save face, as they know he is under great pressure to resume war, and if he doesn't, he gets impeached, locked up or heart-attacked before 2027, not to be replaced by another like him for at least one generation. |
| Dumbest argument I’ve seen so far. The competition is real. |
| My horse is anthropic of the 3 |
| Calls then. Got it |
| It’s explicitly a managed fund, not an ETF. |
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| I thought I got your name wrong! I was just reposting with an underscore |
| Still better DD than 90% of this sub |
| It tells you that 4 inches is perfectly average and calls you its pogchamp |
| I need y’all to short tsla so my calls can 🚀 |
| I’m tired of holding BULL. Gonna sell tomorrow and put it into something even more regarded. |
| ATH tomorrow? |
| Not bad man my short is now up to 2M average 210 short price down 5% |
| 1 kid is pretty managable, highly recommend not skipping being a parent. |
| Yes, IMAX having the same color treatment as every other Netflix show and movie. Exciting. |
| Karp needs to go back to pumping PLTR to oblivion |
| I hope that u stab ur toe with the bed corner |
| Fuxking please. I have 7/17 120C |
| But my DRAM 🙁 |
| Might be a losing play but I hopped on the IBM train towards the end of the day with 200 shares. Let’s keep the rally going tomorrow |
| Here I was feeling totally shitty about my 850C June 18 calls. God speed. Might print. |
| No deal |
| Wen MU $1,500? |
| Per the S-1 it is the ~$27T TAM they attribute to AI. |
| Did they release the Koreans early? Why line go up? |
| There is no God. Only suffering. |
| In the Google IO presentation they emphasized the speed and just how fast it is. I wonder if it rushes to output something as soon as possible before it even really knows what it is doing.\n\nWhen I run it, it says I am correct and then it shows the math and realizes it was not correct after all |
| $900 1dte fkn crazy. U bouta lose money. |
| "We've agreed that we both exist" vibes |
| What nerd downvoted this lol |
| buying puts literally is bad for your health |
| YOLO? lol\n\nThis was my last hour before market closed\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/de4iqv4nek2h1.png?width=1206&format=png&auto=webp&s=76f2aa538771313432539efb052e89eec6656b15 |
| Ah hell yeah pump me daddy |
| We like the idea of trading the mag7 and successful companies. But the reality is its just a big curcuis of tricks and traps. Thats why we choose poet. Think of it like the stock you dreamed of trading. High volume, huge swings, high interest on every option. When i look at nvda stock its just a sad lonely place where every leg is pinned and volitility skew is predictably scammy. When i look at poet i feel like a newborn babe 👶 |
| Hey, did anyone here catch IBM today? |
| Stocks only go up |
| Trump wants to put an end to this. Iran will agree to some kind of deal regarding its nuclear program. Trump will sell it as a victory, and Iran will be free to do whatever it wants. I’m buying (adding) BTC after a long time, my bet. |
| Yeah what the actual fuck, nobody can explain this… |
| Problem? |
| Bro is about to be asking his son for lunch money |
| It's just getting to where it left off too. Next run starting? |
| God Candle, wen? |
| Imagine IMAX at home packaged with a netflix subscription. |
| Yeah apparently all fish, no face |
| When is VNP gonna stop printing? I sold 800 shares like a regard and it has since jumped 25% … why am I so bad at this? |
| Ok late for dinner |
| Its usually more worth it to just own the stock then. Theres a reason premiums are known as the pennies in front of a steam roller. |
| He did say "If they do, then the entire world economy will collapse." He is just saying barring a 1929 like event, just going TO THE MOON. |
| I always buy stocks for long term and contracts for the short-term gains |
| I wanna start a family |
| capex will ecentually have a roi, $10B in 1Q is insanity and you have to wonder where it's going (hint: they aren't lighting it on fire)\n\n \njust this afternoon reports that they're building out a gigantic solar factory, add this to the datacenters and various other businesses and there is a huge opportunity \n\n \nthat said, $2T is quite large but the float is only something like $70B iirc, so the stock for the next few months is going to be high in demand |
| Imagine IMAX big screen packaged with your netflix subscription at home though. |
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| WSB stans GOOG but the reality is that Gemini is miles behind ChatGPT and Claude for professional-grade analysis |
| He didn't even have a fish faced wife? Lol |
| Dram 65 eow so I can have half of my YTD back and be a lot more comfy than I am now lmao |
| Life would be so much more hectic if I had kids\n\nShout out to all you people with kids |
| You gotta read Whirlpool earnings calls, this is the most depressed economy for consumer companies\n\nThe stock market might at all time high but the average economy is dog shit |
| The best time to short memory was last week. The second best is right fucking now |
| DRAM 6% on an epic day for Memory! 🙁 something is fishy with this fund. |
| Would be beyond regarded if Netflix tried to go for it. |
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| AND BUSINESS IS BOOMIN |
| Taco "T"hursday |
| they're not in the satellite business\n\nthey're in the shareholder dilution business |
| So why shouldn't I full port DXYZ |
| There's Lucy with that football again. See you next Tuesday. |
| Uh Oh |
| could see djt waiting for tomorrow after close to kick things off with the delusion that he can accomplish everything during the weekend and have the market be green on monday lol |
| Still waiting for that Goth Lebanese girl to show up |
| I mean we closer to the top than the bottom |
| Asia help me breakeven today! |
| QQQ better open at 720 tomorrow |
| Loaded to the absolute tits with SLS |
| If you feed it info like material properties and density and structure your prompt correctly it makes a huge difference in accuracy |
| Dow jones almost all times high, into a three day weekend, I’m good bro. |
| What are peeps here gonna do with their memory/NAND winnings? I'm planning a trip to Spain 😎 |
| 🌝 |
| $1M soon |
| holy shit, take two stock went insane today and im expecting it to go further up |
| One of us! |
| This is your reminder that QUBT used to be a beverage company before pivoting into quantum |
| Haha they aren't selling those shares that is not in best interest of shareholders |
| Microsoft canceled its internal Claude Code licenses this week after token-based billing made the cost untenable. |
| Exactly. We wouldn’t keep buying calls if it was down 100% of the time, so they need to sprinkle in those few minutes of hope to keep us addicted 🤗 |
| My lil DRAM stock doin sum |
| You sure it's not the lack of flair? |
| The market thanks you for your donation |
| ☑️☑️ |
| IBM quantum? I thought I was shopping for chandeliers |
| My leaps on SMH are looking promising. Maybe I should full port my Roth on SPY 0DTE. Yes that will suffice. |
| You are right, I bought a 100 calls so yeah deal is gunna be signed tn yw |
| 🤡down |
| where are all the memory bears that were announcing the death of the sector 3 days ago |
| MU LETS GOOO |
| Jigsaw? |
| Now that's a real arbitRAGE position. |
| Only to then Taco on the whole thing falling through the cracks. |
| Why would Netflix buy imax its counterintuitive to what they do as a business. This makes much more sense for Disney or Paramount-WB. |
| If the "advanced math" AI doesn't do two-step addition correctly, that'd be hilarious. |
| Absolutely not, imma go mostly cash and keep 1 or 2 DRAM calls but cash out my biggest one |
| I'm getting an apartment in Manhattan so I can execute trades closer to the NYSE.\n\nThat's the only thing holding me back. |
| My 13 yo has a custodial account. Started with 250 and up to 700. I sold all his shares last week. Trying to determine what to buy. He suggested ON |
| Exactly and bulls just want advace civilization where everyone can make money. (Except ghey bers) |
| there's always tomorrow |
| Scott will get a pat on the back and a basket of Valencia oranges |
| $120 possible before June 18th |
| This market is criminal. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bt66jc5cdk2h1.png?width=970&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4dfd0148f15212e9d393b80286a51971e53359b\n\n"300 + 160 = 460 is incorrect; the correct sum is 460 is wrong."\n\nHe is still generating and made my browser crash |
| Why big spike? |
| Bills are fucked cause I bought puts instead of paying them |
| think its new. available in canada now, i think wealth simple is also avaliable for americans. not sure about the tax thing tho, defs look into it! |
| MU disappointed me today. Should have been atleast 10% like sndk |
| Check out |
| I guess $5 gas is the new normal along with $200 oil changes. Electric cars and train travel in the EU and Asia. |
| Sad 😞 |
| Pure retardium |
| Not trying to hold over a 3 day weekend with this administration lol |
| NEOCLOUD NAYSAYERS\n\nTIME TO SAY YOU WERE WRONG |
| Not proud to say it, man enough to admit it; I bought 0dte calls on the first dip after the rally today. |
| Bulls have bubonic plague |
| Did they ever find that satellite? 🤣 |
| Believe it when I see it lmao |
| How are we looking today ? |
| More billions needed in the burner. So bullish I guess? |
| What should I buy with my Microsoft money |
| I made what I lost last week… |
| Would you like to play a game? |
| Bears cucked again 😂😂 |
| Nope. |
| DATACENTER DOOMERS\n\nARE YOU FUCKING SORRY YET |
| Etfs are for old people |
| The comment section in here is fire 🔥 🍿 \nGood Luck Cuck |
| I'm sorry! I faded memory |
| Hey fuck you for writing so many words. I hope you lose money cuz I ain’t reading none of that. |
| When SpaceX was getting off the ground (kek) a single launch was like $100M for, say, an Atlas V. Among other problems, you can't just Palo Alto up a prototype in your garage in your spare time like in Silicon Valley. Nor is an incremental project possible for building up your industrial base. You can make a budget computer with half the processing power of a better model; you can't make a space rocket that only goes halfway to space. It's an all or nothing deal, and you have to already know exactly what you're doing before you get there.\n\nAnother complication is that the primary customers were historically government agencies, which have a strong preference for contracting with a small set of established companies, 2 of which (Boeing and Lockheed) combined to form ULA. All of this gave ULA such a monopoly on launches that when the US government finally decided to seek competitors, they had to basically build one from scratch, and that competitor is SpaceX. |
| I told you if you bought it world peace would be achieved thank you |
| Remember: Bears want nuclear holocaust and $4,300 in profit |
| where's that guy who hates $ASTS\n\nI just wanna talk |
| hours away from a deal but it’s space hours so we won’t know until 2028 |
| It's weird how my small stake in IBM turned out to be quantum play. Oh well, profit is profit. |
| Bulls try to break their hantavirus quarantine 😂 |
| By next week we might see over 200k options per strike on poet at this rate lol. Suresh is already planning for the largest round of dillution yet |
| Wayne and Garth "Peace!"\n\nWayne "War On!"\nGarth "War On!" |
| idiot |
| Damn. I should've held on to my dying calls. I would've had a smaller loss. |
| Am I cooked chat? I am down a 35% on this :(\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/cuz00lxadk2h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b8c2f67a78e42fa99094a1e3cc3e05a5154148f |
| Why is intc pumping again? |
| MEMORY BEARS\n\nDO YOU FUCKING REPENT |
| Make that the commit SHA. Description's probably "Fix: biggest best peace deal - actual FINAL change" |
| Calls on LLMs |
| I gave up on NVDA after all that horizontal movement too 😭 |
| Mini spy pump after hours? |
| doesn't even matter |
| My TE shares are 100% getting called away tomorrow. |
| “IF” |
| first greg biffle now kyle busch smh |
| This whole AI fugazi is being kept up by token usage stats without any inkling on what these tokens are being used on lol. |
| SQQQ |
| I require *STIMULUS*🫴 |
| Mods! |
| Imagine shorting memory\n\nMEMORY\n\n**INCONCEIVABLE** |
| The truth shall set bears free. |
| **I suggest you finding the right time to buy LMT**\n\nCreative Financial Designs Inc. ADV Has $2.13 Million Holdings in Lockheed Martin Corporation $LMT+New Lockheed Martin Facility to Support America's Arsenal of Freedom, Accelerated Production of THAAD Interceptors\n\nI've finally abandoned my last shred of liberal principles and started buying arms stocks. |
| I made $3800 |
| Sounds like he's going places. |
| The whole world actually. Even fertilizers and computer chips require hydrocarbons.. |
| JESSIE MADE ANOTHER ONE |
| Wolfspeed up 20% today. Nuts |
| I lost 13k today boys😔 |
| You circle jerked your own comment |
| SPY PAMPIN |
| When you decide to give up on it, it will pump to 600 EOY |
| lol |
| My 16 yr old wants to get into stocks and told me to put $200 in PLTR and $200 in INTC. \n\nIdk if I should talk him out of it and put VOO instead or let it roll.\n\nHe’s up $40 in XOM since earlier this year (put in before Iran war) so maybe he knows more than me |
| From the article:\n\n>Almost a decade ago, Scott Wilson, the chief investment officer at Washington University in St. Louis, placed about $50 million of the school’s money in SpaceX.\n\n>That bet ultimately has surged to become more than 10% of the school’s now $17 billion of assets, most of which is its endowment. The stake was largely made through co-investments plus money in later rounds through outside private equity and venture capital managers. |
| based bear thesis |
| NOW is going to absolutely fly in sympathy tomorrow after WDAY reported amazing earnings |
| How’s are we looking guys ? |
| Now imagine if you had yolo’d into AMD, MU, SNDK, or even just NVDA instead. You sir, not only hate making money, but are also RETARDED! |
| Iran Cannot Have A Nuclear Weapon 🤖 |
| she had a couple good albums\n\nand two wonderful cans |
| Sounds bullish for Grindr |
| Until anthropic IPO and then megadump |
| They make movies on your kind |
| Yup, "What happened to my money?"\n\n \nImagine a wave function. That collapsed. |
| If naaaavidia went up like 2-3% we would see a 2-3% move on the indexes |
| these pakistani fucks didn't appreciate that i had USO calls |
| open the fucking casino this is getting ridiculous |
| I will eat my shoe if MSFT hits 500 this year |
| they really told the bond vigilantes to sit down in the corner and be quiet. |
| Where did you read this? |
| I feel like we are a bunch of circle jerkers |
| Sounds like the BOARD OF PEACE needs another cash injection to sort this out. |
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| You said 2 weeks 5 weeks ago. |
| RIP Kyle Bush |
| all my goog money going in a flash |
| Do we actually believe we are close to a deal or are we being circle jerked |
| I’ll believe it when I see it |
| Not exactly how that works |
| why the fuck are some of yall day trading without 25K\n\nget a job you degenerates |
| Would be great if Gemini manages payroll 🤣🤣 |
| BEARS U ARE TOAST TOMORORW AAHHHH |
| Dram60 would make me real comfy for the long weekend |
| https://preview.redd.it/y0uz9x5pck2h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a2fde0767e96ef4494210f4a5ae8e8871072f83\n\n |
| $TQQQ |
| An Iranian official earlier told Al Jazeera negotiators are “very close” and working on a draft text.\n\nits a text, a very nice one, totally will not be released on memorial day |
| 0/10 |
| at what point can you start affording five guys |
| $MU |
| pain |
| pattern day trade removed for everyone |
| I hope your Christmas come in early |
| imagine working. |
| https://preview.redd.it/wihuhtklck2h1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cac895e3841158219cd928a5b561c856327f430\n\n |
| South Korea knee jerk solution to prevent literal extinction of the Korean race is to literally buy a bunch of Russian mail order brides to breed in Korea.\n\nYeah and in 3-5 generation Korea just gonna look like another Russian city real freaken genius solution there lol |
| ??\n\nThat’s not how deposit deficit works bud |
| Well, its the day before a long weekend so volume will be down. Not sure what the feeling is but good luck. |
| Bad news, Claude deleted the strait in prod. |
| Yup if you say nothing it means you lost your ass. Even a small win like a $10 gain becomes a funny joke to bring up. But silence means ass whoopin |
| Hi everyone my name is abroadbroadband, you can call me Abroady, or Broady, or Bandy, but don't call me late for dinner!!! |
| Worked fine for me even without Python…\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6sju5sgjck2h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df7f99cd6919a2dc9928971d169a7614c06b9ad1 |
| fullporting 0dte and making a 100x is a good way to avoid that. |
| pretty sure if you buy a spy 0dte call at open and set a tp at +10% it's almost guaranteed to fill in the first 10 minutes of trading |
| So I think I've got my SpaceX and Open AI bull thesis laid out.\n\n***extremely loud fart*** |
| Why is the truth getting downvoted lol? |
| Good things TSLA valuations came back down to earth since 2021, could have been bad for investors if it stayed at a 10-40x overvaluation based on hopes and dreams instead of real car sales..... ... right? |
| WE HAVE A FRAMEWORK FOR THE FRAMEWORK OF AN AGREEMENT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BEARS ARE FUCKED. |
| Oh my sweet summer child… |
| SP BIG ERECTION |
| What’s he gonna do? resign? |
| Manually paid blue for 10x the initial budget type of structure? Just asking… |
| SNDK to 2000 |
| Fist start out with a million 😉 |
| Deal has been reached - Claude now controls the Strait of Hormuz\n\n\n\n\nAnthropic IPO's at 10T valuation |
| # WHY MUST I WORK TO LIVE!!!!! |
| The year is 2034 and DJT still negotiating with the Iranians although his presidency has finished 6 years ago |
| Aww, you think i’ll hold onto this long enough for taxes?\n\nYou’re too sweet |
| U.S, IRAN CLOSER TO DEAL AS SIDES TELL THEY HAVE BROAD CONSENSUS AT BANNING ABORTION |
| There should be plenty of hot vodka carts to warm up at |
| Need to make 10% what calls should I buy |
| from up 4k last week to break even. sigh |
| https://preview.redd.it/whkavd08ck2h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=3004958ff3ca968e234108620fdd0e701ead0abd\n\n |
| How autistic am I? 2 hours ago I wrote 16 bars and set it to loop. I'm still listening to it and might never get bored. Dont talk to me about BMWs or the Song dynasty if you value your time. Peace |
| Man I love this sub |
| this price action makes no sense to me but I guess that's how they want it. |
| Oil, The USA's true god. |
| Mark as brand affiliate? Wtf |
| you guys ready for MU 800 tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/pblvf436ck2h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03c300a2ff3ddab84bcfdb69e18114fa3a65e230\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/bknr93j4ck2h1.png?width=739&format=png&auto=webp&s=a39f1212858615a38cfde3df373cf129de452b0a\n\n |
| Preach! |
| On their way to 15. That guy is walking into the worst job on the planet. |
| Yes go on... |
| Mu gonna go up 2% a day until this sub gets theta + Vega fucked and gives up before rocketing 40% in a week |
| Hell ya INTU up .14% after hours |
| IRAN'S ISNA: EXCHANGE OF MESSAGES BETWEEN IRAN AND U.S. WITH PAKISTANI MEDIATION ONGOING |
| trump bought quantum |
| https://preview.redd.it/a6b7lwaxbk2h1.png?width=656&format=png&auto=webp&s=11b5f12d1f300af9f7c870b826805378fa89b8f4\n\nI asked 3.1 Pro which gave right answer followed by 3.5 flash in the same prompt. 3.5 flash is trash. |
| My wife only hears about my Ws and not the Ls… think she’s finally catching on based on my mood 🤌🏼 |
| Hm depends. What do you have? |
| Guys, we're just hours away from the great US-Iran deal declaring world peace.\n\nNo I won't specify how many hours. It's just hours, ok |
| Suckers |
| Green candles for spy loading |
| I found the person who bought META at $750 |
| Is he still makin a go of it? |
| Hey anything I say here is confidential right |
| Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town? |
| I have a weird feeling we’ll be seeing glorious loss porn tomorrow. Or gain porn. Looking forward to it |
| The year is 2026 and ZM is now relevant again because they saw Claude value and invested $50M in Claude when it was like a $4B valuation 😂 they don't even have to charge extra for "advanced" AI features allowing them to maintain competitive moat in the market. Big money has been buying this thing hand over fist because the company’s assets alone justify a significant portion of the stock price, regardless of short-term revenue fluctuations because of investments they have in Claude. |
| Hearing word that SPY opens 750 \nTomorrow |
| That was a concept of a framework, should have paid attention. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Fuck it if we're exit liquidity were exit liquidity together I'm in |
| Poet is a self sustaining index fund where the guys running it get paid way more than usual but you get\n\n> An experienced squad of the industries best stock promoters amping it up\n\n> A CEO who dilutes on schedule every quarter to throw jane off balance\n\n> Earnings reports which dont impact the stock right away since suresh files them without announcing at like 9pm\n\n> Every headline is hand tailored to be misinterpreted by algos/ai to punish sleeze bags\n\n> And they make high end semiconductors which enable teleportation to anywhere in the universe |
| You're not gonna believe this, but there are still people who think Bitcoin's going to 0. |
| It's been the move since trailer 1. Get the fuck in. |
| Let's not draw anymore attention to this matter. It didn't happen. |
| Now I just need to convince my broker (or whatever AI decides their trading permissions) to let me fully trade options! |
| Literally |
| P/E suggests it will be $259 in the not too distant future.\n\nIt's a behemoth now. They don't double up overnight. Be happy with the $259 you're about to get in 7 more trading days |
| #What a great investment community this is LMAO🤌 |
| kevin o'learys a retard but hes right about the poors and food, i know ppl who have like no money saved and still spend half their salary on daily uber eats and shit |
| I almost sold for a 50% loss when it hit $17. Still holding from 35 |
| I'll have a Wendy's application ready for you |
| Nope |
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| !banbet MU 850 1D |
| Make no mistakes. |
| Those pennys can Rip. |
| so where is the new "Framework" of the peace deal? wasn't supposed to be know today? |
| Stop cursing retard |
| IF tsla can 425p/e, why no apple 40p/e? |
| What’s up with the Jane posts,? |
| Of course it is man BE is the goat. Happy for you getting in early! |
| Musk is gonna fly to mars |
| He's lurking on here |
| I have this with TSLA |
| did you read my comment? try again |
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| Son 😭 |
| 250c 5/22 this morning! Still printing! YEEEEEEEEEEE! |
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| From the article:\n\nIMAX Is Exploring a Sale\n\nHigh-end movie screen company’s search for a buyer comes as premium theatrical experiences are growing faster than overall box office\n\nIMAX is exploring a sale and has approached entertainment companies as potential buyers, according to people familiar with the situation.\n\nThe sale process is in early stages and may not result in a deal, the people said. \n\nIMAX’s search for a buyer comes as premium theatrical experiences are growing faster than the overall box office. Movies have grossed about $2.9 billion domestically this year, the highest total for the comparable period since before the pandemic, according to Box Office Mojo.\n\nPremium screens including IMAX accounted for 16% of ticket sales in the U.S. and Canada through early April, compared with 13% during the same period in 2021, according to data firm EntTelligence.\n\nIMAX, the best known of the premium cinema brands, accounted for 5.2% of domestic box office sales last year, compared with 3.2% in 2019, according to the company. It has taken big shares of hits like “Avatar: Fire and Ash” and “Project Hail Mary” that were tailored for its screens and marketed as spectacles worth seeing in the best theaters.\n\nAt an investor meeting in December, IMAX Chief Executive Rich Gelfond said his firm will be “an incredibly valuable player, either as a wholly differentiated publicly traded company or as part of a larger company.” Gelfond recently returned to work part time after taking medical leave due to a serious bout of pneumonia.\n\nIMAX stock has risen about 40% since last summer, though it is down 7% so far this year. Its market cap is about $1.85 billion, making it a relatively small acquisition for most potential buyers.\n\nOne big question would be whether a Hollywood company that bought IMAX would favor its own movies over those from competitors. Every studio releases movies on IMAX and fights with rivals to secure the premium screens when multiple films open simultaneously.\n\nNetflix recently announced it will release a November movie starring Brad Pitt and directed by David Fincher exclusively on IMAX screens for two weeks before it starts streaming. Next February it’s playing the big budget literary adaptation “Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew” in IMAX and other theaters seven weeks before it hits the streaming service—its first full-scale theatrical release. |
| Who here was around (back) when they used to post the suicide hotline number at the top? We're going to be taking a trip down memory lane when this house (of) cards starts tumbling.\n\n \nedits: cuz im regarded |
| Never buy puts\n\nAlways buy calls on the second or third red day\n\nRepeat until generational wealth |
| Oh shit fam i think we're at the top. 🤣 |
| otherwise known as *"Ass Out"* |
| #Apple has been quietly going up every day, slowly but surely. LMAO🤌 |
| \*\*BREAKING NEWS\*\*\n\nBearhunter429 gonna be broke tomorrow |
| "luxury" brands for the middle class are dead for the foreseeable future. |
| 🌝 |
| Pretty sure semis are just in a bubble rn like evs were in 2021 and fintech was back in 2021 |
| SNDK please tomorrow another 10% move |
| TAKE THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BET AND POST IT THEN PUSSY |
| Sure hope so |
| https://preview.redd.it/accqgtwabk2h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62dc2e63372b5276fc275e867c0e73d440c60432\n\nMath is mathing |
| You use your plums as a plumb? |
| People on here are so fucking stupid lol. Keeps me entertained tho. |
| I sold for a 30% gain and then it continued to double. Taking profits feeling shitty yet again |
| Omg. Wall Street thanks you for your donation. You could have jumped on the quantum bandwagon and hit. We’re just getting started. |
| Lmao |
| Nothing is happening AH, how boring |
| I just wish I had calls |
| Cute! |
| 😂 |
| #Remember when Yieldmax was all the rage and people though they were going to retire with only $100-200k LMAO🤌 |
| What’s the reason? |
| did you not notice the strait opening? |
| I have 3900 shares infq and 1200 warrants. It was a great day |
| My AI consultant told me to not buy too much TE.... fck him! |
| Y |
| Priced in |
| IBM and GFS just keeps mooning and mooning |
| Wait till nvda buys a stake in ionq |
| I could get behind that. Like with most acquisitions though, nflx would tank first. |
| Can you really say ZM increased guidance when their FY27 revenue guidance was increased by 0.1%? |
| Option trading pro tip: buying a call tomorrow expiring 29May deprives you of 1 trading day because of Memorial Day |
| That 0% would suggest, no |
| Calls on lmt poots on norwagian |
| Bro elon is just copy-pasting his favourite science fiction tropes into the IPO prospectus..... |
| They just cut to the chase and make it red for you so you'll know where it's gonna end up. |
| Expecting some juicy draft concepts of expected frameworks of a structure right before the market opens. |
| Do you really think trump is going to let the market be red the Friday before the holidays? |
| Bulls listen to Joe Rogan 😂 |
| How has nvda been pinned to the mid 219s for hours now |
| The iran deal is almost 2 weeks away |
| Volatility impact when trying to do pure on NVDA, buy itm for 0dte and take profits quick, more from dumb mistakes I made |
 reuters.com www.reuters.com |
| I woulda sold ccs all day long |
| Has it though? |
| Israel - “Leroy Jenkins!” |
| What rule? |
| mfers collect fleshlights like funko pops. |
| What announcement? Holding Amkr but don’t see anything |
| Yeah but revenge trading any bull strategy this week would delivered 20-50x returns. Wish i revenge traded 😭 |
| I mean theta will nuke these even harder lol |
| QQQ to 735 tomorrow |
| Yeah I think this is possible too |
| the plane Warsh is flying will start getting wobbly, and mango will take control just in the nick of time\n\n12% morts incoming |
| $50,000 |
| and then your tokens run out ? |
| quantum stocks could be the only stocks left on the entire market and im still not gonna buy |
| Resets daily |
| Let's go! 🐂 |
| I'm not a star link bull. But I can make the case. \n\nMilitary. \n\nHave you seen the military budgets of every country in the world? |
| #If we don't pump tomorrow I'll be so pissed 😡😡😡😡😡 LMAO🤌 |
| Nice view |
| I bought one month out calls on TE when it dropped this week. Sold next day for 250% |
| Actually, the real likelyhood is that she's exclusively dating men out of her league. Men have no problem dating down for easy sex.\n\nThese same men tend to lose interest quickly once the novelty of a new sexual partner wears off. |
| Chpy |
| This just in: Nothing has changed! |
| IBM tendies looking tasty. I actually know what I'm doing now. Market must be crazy 😎 |
| What makes you think he has money? |
| I hope it goes 243.36 |
| Just don’t go there if women annoy you it’s not for you |
| An F-18 superhornet flew right above my cruise ship and right beside my balcony like 20 yards away not too long ago. Those things are loud and fast as shit. Calls or puts? |
| I know we're in total agreement but the valuation is assuming an awful lot. It's assuming 100% total market share AND that the potential market will grow exponentially. |
| Fake |
| That’s me |
| This has been my new strategy. I was down ~99% (~$21k). So I threw in $6k more and Im up 85% this week and now down 53% overall. Those small, quick wins is still a win and I've learned to not be greedy. Greed is why you lose. |
| # BEARS REALLY THOUGHT MANGO BOUGHT 1b IN STOCKS AND WOULD DO ANYTHING BUT FOLD FOR PERSONAL GAIN.\n\nLMAO |
| WTF IMAX |
| Why you gotta stress me out? 😭 |
| 30 mins before market open they will probably announce whatever they came up with, framework of a concept of next steps, whatever it is, it will pump. |
| Impressive! |
| That's so sick not gonna lie |
| That quantum fomo |
| $MU |
| ***Trending post on Women’s Subreddit:***\n\n*Why do men have sex with me and then lose interest*\n\nYou’re most likely annoying |
| great comment, oil to 200 |
| I bought some Dec 2027 $500 leaps |
| Price targets keep getting raised substantially, still considered undervalued |
| We do surrender better and more luxuriously than anyone in history. |
| Blow off top inbound. Think you’re right, we rip till 12..till everyone realizes bombs inbound and shit tanks |
| I find it comedic that Microslop is flat to the cent |
| Shoot let me know when it happens, I want to see and burst one also |
| They also offer a $75 credit each quarter thru AMEX. Idk how they make money |
| Revenge trading is the impulsive, emotion-driven habit of immediately jumping back into the market to "win back" lost money. Driven by frustration rather than strategy, traders often double their position sizes or ignore risk management, which frequently results in deeper financial losses and a blown trading account. |
| lol |
| There isn't an Applebees in Irvine |
| I would listen |
| They're being flirty and having Pakistan pass notes for them in class. Scandalous |
| SPY 250 |
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| Yeah it pumped back to where it was this Monday I wouldn’t say SaaS is here to stay just yet |
| Rockets go up so stocks must go up. It's as simple as that. |
| Stop with the repeating nonsense. It has been reported 20 times already since yesterday |
| NOK about to be $20 verrrryyyy Soon. They are building Post Quantum Encryption. |
| I wish I had more than $1k to put into it when I had bought in. Initially at 190 averaged upto 210 but not gonna buy anymore. I think it hits 300 leading up to release. Depends on where we end up stabilizing after this current bump. If we could maintain strong $240-250 range that would he ideal |
| I literally have a LULU put up 40% rn |
| My AI therapist says I've come a long way since I started therapy a few hours ago |
| https://preview.redd.it/013jjye8ak2h1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56bac991ea94032b77808dfaddfb35f3879e02eb\n\nPathfinder 1 Spotted over the Bay Bridge. Buy Google calls |
| Capitulated |
| I just ate a taco |
| WDAY sucks, but SaaS ain’t dead! |
| Spy 750 |
| Well he keeps our attention focused on him, which is the most important thing to him. |
| No one cried when Rush died |
| Sentiment during pre-market specifically. Sentiment on here ah shifts 5-6 times a night |
| You work in shelters. Cool. But you're treating the symptom while billionaires are solving the actual problems. Tesla shifted the entire auto industry to EVs—that affects *billions* of people. SpaceX cut launch costs by 90% and opened up space. Neuralink is giving paralyzed people their lives back.\n\nYou can help a few hundred people a year. Musk's companies created hundreds of thousands of jobs and trillions in value. One scales, one doesn't.\n\nAnd the "dystopian society" thing? We live in the richest time in human history because of innovation from people like him, not shelter work. The top 1% already pays 40% of all taxes. They're already carrying the load. Your standard of living is on you, not them. |
| Your right there’s no way to tell the top top so let’s say even if he sells at 5.00 which is 500 dollars a contract that’s 900 cons he’s trying to sell it would take time for orders to get filled he can’t just sell all 900 at once. It really was a reckless trade especially right before earnings. That IV crush really seal his coffin shut permanently |
| selling drugs sucks tho |
| 100x and you retire |
| This is the way? |
| Mi scuzi |
| Dude is so regarded |
| So you deposited $14,000 in your account. |
| If you buy it, it will crash.\n\nIf you don’t buy it, it will skyrocket. |
| idk they like money or something |
| Govt is getting rich. |
| i just need another 33% day from INFQ to break even |
| Is it too late to buy into TTWO? |
| And one mans wife is another mans girlfriend |
| Iran’s ISNA news agency reports indirect discussions between Tehran and Washington are ongoing with Pakistan acting as a mediator.\n\nThe two sides are currently exchanging messages and draft texts in an effort to establish a formal framework for an agreement, it said.\n\nAn Iranian official earlier told Al Jazeera negotiators are “very close” and working on a draft text. |
| Oh you mean insider knowledge? |
| Might actually print |
| Bears are professional pocket watchers cuz their pockets always be empty. |
| How much did you pay for that and how much did you make? Can you please explain |
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| 'Poopity scoop'-Kanye West |
| rgti |
| i'm not proud of it but i was bearish for about 3 weeks in april. just needed to get that off my chest |
| Earnings |
| Frrrr my leap is up 100%, we’re hitting 300 by EOY |
| Why the fuck is half this sub balls deep into MU plays |
| Someone called it at like 4am this morning and I didnt listen like a true regard |
| Probably MMs lose control and we get a huge squeeze and IV ramp |
| indices that are not cap-weighted. Not that I am recommending SCHD but they are not cap-weighted as an example. |
| If SaaS is dead, how come WDAY is up massive AH? Yall semi 🥷s time is almost up |
| The deal is close. Us and Iran and talking about maybe talking. And maybe there is some points that the 2 agree on so a deal is possible.\n\nLike fucking talk and sort this shit out? It’s giving retard |
| Teenage drug dealers are making more than you morons. |
| Jensen rang and said nvda to 240 by 2026 |
| Tits up but reverse |
| I tried to be better this week. Got weeklies Monday instead of 0dte on Friday. And here we are Friday eve down 98% 😂 |
| That's hilarious. I'm sure he meant it as sarcasm. |
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| and I need it to make some movement by end of day tomorrow or my straddle is going to be worthless |
| I mean I'm still BE , new ATHs. It's the better company by a longshot |
| Yes go to the worst rated doc on google and get him to fraud with you for a 15% cut. Thats the typical rate. |
| do you play chess? |
| Im with you in spirit\n\nIn terms of positions, I still like my money |
| K, well considering it's made me a substantial amount of money they can keep doing that. |
| What did you learn |
| Black Monday makes the most sense |
| Wondering the same thing |
| Last spotted seizing behind Wendy’s after accidentally getting poked by a dirty needle |
| Love it |
| I know the worst part is I had explosive diarrhea from the Indian I had for lunch and now I have doo doo stuck on my drawers, it smells so bad. |
| TTWO was the move. Fuck |
| "NVIDIA Corporation (NVDA) announced it will present at two upcoming financial community events in late May and early June.\n\nThe company will participate in the TD Cowen 54th Annual Technology, Media, & Telecom Conference on May 28 at 7:15 a.m. PT. NVIDIA will also present at the BofA Global Technology Conference on June 4 at 8:40 a.m. PT."\n\n\n\n---- Investing.com |
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| MU? More like Fuck U…..r puts 😂 |
| Energy\n\n$BE |
| Just panic bro\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3b5z9uup9k2h1.jpeg?width=1410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b9892e8ea8d6717a7aa7d7d138843145bb569b0 |
| Looks like Epstein... |
| \n***🔹***Al-Arabiya TV claims: The final draft of the US-Iran agreement has been reached with the mediation of Pakistan, and is scheduled to be announced within the next few hours. \n \n***🔹***1. This draft includes an immediate and comprehensive ceasefire on all fronts. \n \n***🔹***2. The parties undertake to mutually refrain from targeting infrastructure. \n \n***🔹***3. Freedom of navigation in the Persian Gulf and the Strait of Hormuz is guaranteed under a joint regulatory mechanism. \n \n***🔹***4. Sanctions will be gradually lifted in response to Iran's adherence to the terms of the agreement. \n \n***🔹***5. Negotiations on outstanding issues will begin within a maximum of seven days.\n\n \n\- Some telegram post |
| Its Bondi time! |
| It did ramp it's dividend yield |
| and we say women are the bipolar ones |
| 😂 |
| Lmao I saw it but like 5 years ago? Why would I remember? Wow $5, is a that all your mom gives you for a week? |
| As a proud 6er I look forward to my $100k share |
| Need a 15% MU Day tomorrow, like ARm. Thank you for your attention, MU gang 😂 |
| that would be cool |
| An Iranian official earlier told Al Jazeera negotiators are “very close” and working on a draft text. \nLike what? A draft text? What is this a homework assignment? |
| Will also be your last if this is the trade you decided to mirror |
| Fr????? I trust it given you’re a Top 1% commenter. |
| You sound old |
| What happened to the 600k nvda earnings guy |
| Yea but now I found one of my customers for my covered calls! Thanks OP! |
| I see clients looking at options to ultimately move away from QuickBooks. This company is going nowhere |
| Remember to do your kegels! |
| London stock exchange has a x4 semi conductor if you have the balls for it. SOX4 and SOXL |
| 2025 |
| Bulls cried when Rush Limbaugh died |
| #POET HAS MORE OPTIONS TRADE ON IT THAN SPY DOES 🤌 |
| Sorry I meant to post this as a new comment |
| who wants to telll him |
| There are engineers in Xerox who invented a lot of things. No one remembers Xerox or its ceo anymore. Many people remember the engineers and their inventions. |
| Be like beer my fren |
| It’s Jeffery time! |
| There is no deal and won’t be any time soon |
| Yikes |
| GUH |
| bro |
| Get a backdated note from any doc that you got bowel issues and find a lawyer to get a 7 figure settlement |
| Been watching hydrogen plays for a while now and that lack of transparency you mentioned is definitely concerning 🚩 When companies won't even give basic updates to shareholders it usually means they're either hiding something or don't have much to show yet\n\n \nThe 5 year timeline seems reasonable for this space since most hydrogen tech is still pretty experimental. But with £2000 in play I'd probably set some kind of stop loss or at least a mental exit point. These development stage companies can stay flat for years then either moon or crater overnight 💀\n\n \nReal world testing timeline is anyone's guess tbh - regulatory approval alone can take forever in this sector |
| Yes |
| Where's the fkin deal |
| They dont lose money. |
| my bets are we bottom in October and then I'm buying leaps on IBIT. So by October 2029 I'm guessing bitcoin to 200k + |
| Every Friday I full port 0dte’s hoping for a crazy 10x bagger and I blow my account everytime |
| Just saw Warren Buffett eating at Applebees in Irvine. He was wearing a $ONDS hat. Do what you want with this information. |
| if he does that its likely because he literally doesnt know anything |
| no love for AMKR after the AMD announcement. i need to speak with the manager |
| Haven't checked msft today boys am i gonna get pissed once i do?? |
| feel like there's no way he clipped them in time this morning for one, and for another the IV crush was probably blistering by that 1 minute peak anyway \n \nI mean maybe if OP had a stop limit or some kind of risk management, but between his posts and this trade I'm just gonna go ahead and guess he does not\n\nit wouldn't necessarily be a miracle to see NVDA pull up 5%, but yeah what an awful trade |
| I wish this was a lie too |
| FUD he’s folding soon |
| pretty weird stuff, they've gotten accused of fraud, financial engineering. |
| Is the finalized deal in the room with us now? |
| Is this correct?\n\nYes, that's incorrect.\n\n |
| Who ever said take two calls this morning was a genius |
| The algos will eat this headline up. Calls |
| Just the change in thinking around hitting a percentage of what’s possible for the day while I am trading is led to me getting out of moves much quicker when I don’t feel like they’re working in my favor and getting back in when I get a signal based off of the chart that I have set up |
| #Tomorrow will be another boring flat day and then we'll wait 3 days anxiously for another flat day on Tuesday LMAO🤌 |
| sweet sweet MU, im not longer a bagholder and DRAM keeps printing |
| Didn’t know that was available in the USA? |
| I was farting at work casually for like two weeks, thinking nobody could notice. My boss he called me to the side today and said that there are people in the office who said that you smell. How bad is this? |
| Now this is the first news story I've heard all day I think is true:\n\n>‘Every few hours Trump changes his position’ \nBy [Joseph Stepansky](https://www.aljazeera.com/author/joseph_stepansky_170108112414933) \nReporting from Washington, DC \nThe Trump administration has continually sent broad and at times contradictory messages on Iran even as a renewed flurry of diplomacy is under way. \n“If you’re sitting in Tehran, you’re not sure if the president is actually serious about getting a deal, because every day, every few hours, the president changes his position, threatens Iranians with a strike,” said Sina Azodi, an assistant professor of Middle East politics at The George Washington University. \n"They can’t really decide whether the US actually wants to deal or it wants war.” \nAzodi told Al Jazeera that Trump’s continued preference for “negotiation on air” makes it harder for Tehran to agree to concessions in private. |
| Maybe he thinks the memorial is for Iran |
| Market is in tutorial mode - failing is impossible if you read the instructions and buy calls. |
| Thank you for the compliment |
| imagine posting and then promptly deleting a comment on here |
| Just going to remind yall we hit a weekly high AH last night just for us to exceed it in the regular hours today, the regime is back and will repeat again tomorrow assuming we break the intraday high again tonight |
| I think mull is better than muu |
| I’m just joking dawg. I know I’m a fucking nerd. I embrace it |
| This probably cost $100 for the infra and energy to generate the wrong answer too |
| Asts 100c 0dte tmr |
| These MU puts turned out to be an even worse investment than my dad taking me to Disney at age 2 |
| Getting married before you're 20 is definitely a choice. |
| Thats the same thing |
| Trumps beat friend |
| Maybe it’s being sarcastic |
| Yeah saw that too 128 puts apparently |
| MU this NVDA that, stfu $TTWO waking up |
| Anyone else jump on the IBM train this morning with that tiny near open dip? Ride has been fun so far. |
| I don't see anything wrong |
| Is NVDA officially a boomer stock its slow as molasses |
| it's funny when smart people with money do stupid shit and act like idiots. you're just a poor actual stupid person who is a real idiot. new age wsb sucks ass. |
| yeah my buddy uses dow for everything too at 50k feels weird |
| Good call, fuck them btw lol |
| Search buy, borrow, die |
| The rumor is they knew the model is undercooked but needed to show something for I/O. That's why they delayed 3.5 pro. |
| bullish on sand |
| Right now the sentiment seems Bullish... |
| Bro you're ok ? |
| 0DTE PLTR puts tomorrow will print.\n\nPLTR is reliant upon on war, and now the war with Iran is “over”.\n\n3-4 points OTM puts. |
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| !banbet MU 824 1d |
| BUY BUTTON SHOULD BE GREEN YOU RETARD |
| Crazy how good of a top signal that was. Probably why people were laughing in the background as she said it |
| I'm too poor for MU options so I will swing MUU |
| Oh, and Memorial day incoming |
| This is not ideal not because of certain scenarios but because of option pricing theory. Actually, I was making up the only scenario where this play would be ideal but you seem to be too dumb to understand. He only collects those premiums if it expired worthless. He does have a loss if stock price drops NOW, as those puts which he shorted are getting more expensive because delta moves way more than theta decay in long dated option. \n\nLet’s say if the stock price drops to 500 tomorrow, those puts he sold at 93 would be traded at 229, so he would have 136k loss. Had he bought 300 shares, he would lose 300x210=63k loss, then he can sell those shares and sell the same puts at 229, and he would save 73k loss. If the stock rises to 1000 tomorrow, those puts would be traded at 15 so he would have 78k gain and if he bought shares he would have 300x240=72k gain. Therefore buying shares has better risk reward.\n\nIf you don’t know what I am talking about, you are in trouble. |
| Asteroid mining=profit |
| Puts it is. |
| We’re at the precipice of summer oil demand with mid terms coming while in the midst of the most euphoric tech capex.\n\nYet you are dooming instead of frothing at the mouth to buy calls and create multi generational wealth. \n\n# LMAO |
| The reasoning is... interesting\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bbx5om7k8k2h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f139de284cd49299dc83dd0cc1078d488656dfc |
| What do you think tomorrow is going to look like with post NVIDA and opex? |
| Ionq is the best one but I like rgti too qbts is kinda trash but up after hours |
| It’s one of them, yeah |
| Dell or now? |
| Don't be a gay bear. |
| I’m in this sub for a reason |
| I feel like I regained my trading powers after buying DRAM calls again and learning some shit. Expensive lessons but I can get my port back ..... |
| Thanks, good luck to you |
| Oh man did you miss it...so many folks thought they were going to get rich...before he came out live folks were buying like crazy, stock hit .75 Center from almost a .001..LOL it all came down the next day to almost a whole penny.... Now I had $5.00 worth of these coins and if it hit $2 I would have had some serious cash 🙂 but nope went back down to nothing. |
| Right. So what stocks are they going to use to make money from this grift? |
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| Ignoble? |
| Is that the pedo? I can't tell anymore |
| Will $ttwo hold gains tomorrow? |
| How long until “no deal” |
| I have a large % of my net wealth tied up in covered calls with $200 strike price...that is why. |
| yes sir! |
| Mu reaches $650 tmr |
| If you count taxes youre still down |
| Yes |
| 2+2=5 stuff |
| I bought a bunch of oil calls before close, off to the woods for a week. |
| I kinda think PLTR dumps tomorrow |
| I dont think jane likes being the one gets pinned 😏 |
| The board is set. The pieces are in place. \n\nBears will take it from here, ladies. |
| Using dow and "the market" interchangeably, plus ai slop. really competing in the retard olympics huh? |
| Sold NBIS when that shit was playing ping pong between 40 and 50….. patience is a virtue I guess |
| OK PUSSY |
| They didn’t buy. They gave an award/grant |
| An extra day to get it over with before the market opens on Tuesday! |
| Whether you believe you can or cannot do something, you’re poor. |
| Hey asshole, not all of us scientist here, stop bringing your magimatician to wsb, this is a place for regards |
| Wellness check, how are you doing bro |
| um no lmfao |
| someone has to, else who would be liquidity |
| Happy birthday to your friend tomorrow |
| My LULU order was delivered by Amazon? Puts? |
| Ibm |
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| THAKS RETARD |
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| buy only when the trend reversal is confirmed, like people made mistakes on NKE at 70s, and now it’s 40s, I can see 30s coming on next earning |
| Literally the math says 1000 give or take a few depending on how market reacts to seeing that number. |
| The whale stays winning\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/oadjmv118k2h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fb6613aebf522ea7c63912a003d8f47d49f5309 |
| US just wants this over and will go after an easy Cuba W instead. There will never be support for a full invasion of Iran so why keep this going. |
| US attacking on Memorial Day would be so dumbly pointed that it’s probably exactly what 🥭 is gonna do. Puts on weekend starting tomorrow\n\nTime to lose everything by |
| Us buying IBM, RGTI and QBTS so they go from 20 to 130 like Intel |
| I hope you're all ready for some *fun* |
| In the market i always enter too early, in bed i always exit too early. Fok just can’t get it right. |
| Minimax has models that are +/- 10% on performance and minus 80-90% on price this revenue cannot last |
| NOW is the time, NOW is the move 🚀🙏 |
| Id be very happy if sentiment on wsb is for Puts , cause i have bought Calls. |
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| Another notch in mangos belt |
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| SPY will be at 800 EOY, don’t resist the inevitable 🙂 |
| Be like Megatron (Calvin Johnson) and JPow, leave at the top. |
| #Imagine betting against America on Memorial Day LMAO🤌 |
| Thinking of investing in the future, is NVDA the prudent move? Or should I hitch my wagon to the geniuses over at Spaghetti RGTI and BIRD AI, |
| All those calls 5/22 gonna be worthless at market open 😂 |
| I'm just *sweating it out* |
| I’m not a doctor but bers are allergic to money |
| Any predictions for tomorrow? |
| So calls on oil? |
| RKLB 130c 0dte selling done, rockets only go up |
| Eh I mean. Im glad you weren't lmao. You are making quite a few assumptions in that statement which.. you never took my class so how can you know? \n\nMy students in economics were great. I loved having them. I wasn't a good economics teacher but they appreciated having me and I enjoyed having class with them. A bit lazy but hey everyone is. |
| This didn’t end well |
| I felt that in my plumbs |
| Whats on june 4th? |
| XD |
| Because I can get a decent pair that will only be slightly less comfortable and put the difference in my investing account? |
| So I think I've figured it out. Whenever my silver miner ETF is recovering somewhat, it's time to buy protective puts because that shit's going to tank again. |
| then take your dementia pills old man |
| Open the fuckin casino, you bastards! |
| Can you tell me which etfs to avoid so I dont get exposed to the stuff? |
| Only jesus himself can out-perform that |
| Jane has to pump poet to $35-$40 or we take janes money for free |
| Will do. |
| Degenerate shit going on with PCLA stock |
| Yeah quantum is moving |
| Out with the old "ceasefire", in with the new "narrowed gap" |
| Q/C Technologies claims to be building "quantum-inspired, laser-based computing" (Optical Processing Units, or OPUs) to make blockchain and cryptocurrency infrastructure faster and more energy-efficient.\n\nHowever, if you look at their corporate history, they used to be known as TNF Pharmaceuticals, Inc. They are a former biotech penny stock that pivoted into crypto/blockchain when that sector was hot, and are now violently pivoting again into AI hardware.\n\nYeah, no. |
| GRPN breakout. Gamma flips at $20 and if there’s big volume shorts will get squeezed |
| Rinse, wash, repeat… |
| It's bizarre how many people here believe that an option must get ITM before it becomes profitable. |
| Excuse me, I have to go plumb the depths of the capital markets. |
| Better check with someone around Whiteman in Missouri to see if any “departures” had occurred… |
| That’s not just a callout. That’s a raw, decentralized, cryptographic audit of a Reddit comment. It’s immutable. It’s consensus-driven. And honestly? It’s on the blockchain. |
| nobody cares |
| WSB degenerates should contribute to ~~bribe~~ lobby congress to change the tax code so that short term gains aren't taxed so high. That will have the biggest impact on us degens 😄 |
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| What about Flesh-lite? |
| Do you know what relentless means? Or freefall? |
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| opened 225C NVDIA expiring tomrrow before close so im expecting it to dump to unknown levels |
| Bro what. |
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| What? |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Bitcoin was never nationalized or crypto to be precis |
| NASA calls? |
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| $270 tomorrow? |
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| His settlement with the IRS is the best one. \n\nHe basically sues himself and then negotiated a 1.776B settlement with himself to do whatever he wants with. |
| Reminder every short trading week has a statistically 9/10 chance to end deep green because of low volume bulls controlling the market. |
| So buying RGTI this morning was the right move |
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| Hydrogen is so 2021 |
| My ass |
| Borrow against it how? |
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| To squeeze our naked poet leaps jane must turnover almost the entire shareholder base within 12 weeks before suresh dillutes even harder this time 🙂 |
| The same thing I do every day. \n\nBuy and hold. \n\n |
| I would think about it more like Facebook when they had 1-12m users, they didn't know where the profit was going to come from but very quickly they then had 100m and 1b users and the money was falling from the sky. Starship is the platform (the social network of this analogy). \n \nThis isn't a commentary or comparison of company valuations just an example of what bulls are thinking. You cannot replicate FB's network it stood the test of time for 20yrs. You will not be able to replicate Starships launch cost/cadence, and the money will be falling from the sky based off that moat. |
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| My main move tomorrow is to reflect on my life choices. |