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| Oil prices aren't getting higher but they aren't going lower either. |
| Gas is $.30 away from $5/ gallon here and we'll still be up %1.5 tomorrow...😂 |
| Futures lost 0.08% in 30 mins. -3% day |
| I have personally crafted a new offer with Iran. No you can't see it, but trust its there and invest acordingly |
| Iran said “Fuck you Trump. This is our Strait”. |
| $SOUN - FOMO got me i refuse to chance missing out on a 2x-4x |
| “We will now guide ships” stonks +3% |
| Weekend tech was up .50% why is futures now and tech only 0.07% what gives |
| He already TACO’d. It didn’t work |
| Sell everything, it's fucking over |
| dum bol comments had me thinking it was +1% minimum, i want whatever they're smoking |
| Futes down, bers celebrate, open red and close green. Bers just never learn, stupid never changes |
| Yes, they're pussies. |
| 🐻 |
| perchance to dream |
| why |
| Ahh yes. The famously lucrative publisher side of the adtech/AI business model 😹 |
| Crude futes being over 100 is illegal in mangos eyes so shortly we should see a taco |
| Ambitious |
| Nobody knows what 🌮 is doing.. it’s \~\~provocative\~\~ retarded. |
| War? What the hell is that? WE'VE GOT AI-FUCKING-TOASTERS BABY |
| -0.08% it’s fucking over |
| HOLY SHIT I AM ON THE LEADERBOARDS.. AAAAH!!!\n\nBROKIE BITCH FUCK |
| Say wallahi bro |
| Clarity act will be marked up. $CRCL, $COIN etc will dominate for 2026. |
| Market hasn't cared about the war for a month now... proceeds to talk about the war tanking the market any moment now. 🤡 |
| Market trying to make up its mind which direction it should go |
| at least we actually trade instead of just LARPing poor boi |
| A tiny tiny bit too early on Google. |
| Time of ber has cum |
| Bers STRONG |
| I thought about ziplining today. Can I join in!? |
| even in the scenario where iran actually lets us escort a couple dozen of the stuck ships out, this makes absolutely no material difference to anything |
| Where should I start |
| Everything is bullish |
| Put Greenland in the ballroom! |
| Still no real plan to open Hormuz lol |
| Suck those cannons you crazy bastards |
| https://preview.redd.it/11y7kwxh00zg1.png?width=204&format=png&auto=webp&s=82c35aee4bc81db6f94a04f2c31ab71804657707 |
| Thanks for the discussion. It’s on my tracker. It seems like they did a good with refinancing some of their debt recently. I’ll keep an eye on it but I think politics will play a role as to whether their finances will be stabilized this year. If a blue wave is likely i may start with a small position before the election and build on it. |
| Bro stop with the stupid ass comment spamming. fuck who cares if you on the leaderboard when it is all garbage. |
| Decent market cap. Canadian mining Companies can be tough, add underwater to the mix now.\n\nMight be worth a look, projections are decent long term. |
| "Shit stock"\n\n"What do they do?"\n\n"Idk"\n\n🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| HERE COMES THE V... TO ALL THE BROKE BEARS, GET REKT |
| Butter Fingers. Winnings taste so good but they could've been better |
| What is love |
| If by stagnant you mean slowly climbed 10% then the war hit and it erased all gains in 1 month the rallied then sure |
| Ah ok -thought you were just bored. I start every morning with a workout and skateboard every afternoon. Getting outside in the sun is absolutely necessary for my mental health. I try not to spend more than 3 hours in front of the screen, at a time. |
| How has the price of domain names not shot up dramatically if there’s a new website being vibed out every second |
| I don't even know if this post is real or not but if there was a functional sales pitch behind an airline converting to data centers, it's nothing to do with mobility and everything to do with [cannibalizing jet engines to power compute](https://www.wsj.com/business/energy-oil/how-jet-engines-are-powering-data-centers-b1c587a9) |
| WHO CARES. SPY IS UP BABY |
| i hear you man. I sold 100 shares on April 15 for under $63/share. |
| Sirens heard in northern Israel |
| Strange, seems to be rallying |
| BEARS HUNGRY AND DESPERATE |
| how much lower of a job can you have than working for spirit airlines? I mean, at this point those folks can only go up right? |
| Buy $GAY \n\n2Fiut5a3s7vBkGFKXd7kH2v8W1idJ9g7CWAvMEdVpump |
| at least bi |
| NEW ATH |
| a fart |
| BEARS, YOU CAN LIKE MY TAINT. AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!!! |
| Iran responded and said Trump is full of BS. \n\nBulls in shambles. |
| i went ziplining today boys. am i 🌈 |
| Oil dipping so dc insiders can load the truck |
| You're going the wrong way futes! |
| C'mon futes, don't limp dick on us now |
| Sit the fuck down. Broke bitch. We're already bouncing lmao. Countertrading u day and night!! |
| Circuit breaker please. War is back on the menu |
| The best advice here. \n\n |
| BTC gonna reach a new ATH this month catching up to M2 money supply. |
| And with that, we will resume to our normal weekly Monday Bers R Fked at 0930 EST, make sure to tune in! |
| Gonna go brrrrrr |
| Pffft… I wonder how much they’d sell some of their non airworthy planes for? Lop off the wings and refinish the inside and rent it out to influencers that want to record video pretending to be in first class? |
| SOUN |
| BROKIE SPOTTED. COME LICK MY TAINT, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN SO POORLY FED ALL LAST MONTH. |
| Read the top 5-7 comments or so and was convinced it was red lmao |
| We don’t say the m word around here anymore. Use the b word or preferably the t word. |
| Turn the phone upside down |
| Yeeeeeee boiiiiiiiii |
| #FUTES RIPPING |
| Bears do love berries |
| SNDK is up over 3,300% in the last 12 months. you plebs should have known that. Anyway what's another play like this |
| Hey /u/snesk0008 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: GME.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| SPIRaIT AiRLINES |
| Iran already responded and said Trump is delusional. But yes, cope harder I guess. Lol |
| No but It seems like the market is ignoring 🥭basically |
| Shaq sized footwear |
| imagine still not being rich in 2026. |
| Insert Patrick meme:\n\n> Is CAVA an AI company? |
| Literally they conjure synthetic data 😂 . Or they are hiring experts to create labeling functions on technical datasets. Their revenue is driven by the de-reddit-ing of data companies are doing now.\n\nIt was useful for world building, understanding slang, and idiomatic language patterns but it has a signal to noise ratio issue that is not gonna be acceptable in the landscape of agent workflows.\n\nMy company works for one and I understand these projects more intimately than you but for a random spectator watching our discussion it would be a toss up. That is the difference between a curated dataset with a known ground truth and parsing through bots and overconfident commentators on the Internet 🤷. |
| the easiest dip buy i’ve ever seen in all my three months of trading |
| That's not the real war. It's Theta that's the true enemy. |
| BLACK MONDAY INCOMING. BEARS ARE ABOUT TO FEAST!!\n\n \nNVM, JUST KIDDING LMAOOOO... THEY CAN EAT POOP CRUMBLES FROM MY TAINT!! 🤣🫵 |
| Just broke the news to my kids that their mother and I are getting a divorce. Tough conversation. Tried to blame it all on them but they know its because I blew their college fund on 0dtes. |
| There were like 6 different stock crashes caused by rampant speculation of railroad stocks. Just because they are useful doesn't mean they are profitable to invest in |
| Thank god for my oil calls. What do we think TEAM has left in it? |
| Feels that way |
| stock is headed to 0. absolute dumpster fire. |
| What do didgeridoos have to do with it? |
| He also said 🌽 would hit $250,000. Like I said when it comes to crypto he’s delusional but he always knows when the bottom is in |
| (΄◞ิ◟ิ‵) ᗡლ==8 |
| Limit the fuck down |
| Tommorow drop ai, drop semiconductor, go deeper in the suplychain and wait with a chunk on taco trump to make stock market waves and have fun daytrading teh shit out of it |
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| Spy gonna be up tmr 😂😂😂 |
| Oil v'd back |
| Oil going up again gg |
| why? |
| We’re gonna be down big |
| All fake news |
| Spirit airlines blaming 3 weeks of higher oil prices for closure - joke company. |
| it didn’t plunge low enough to fill my order 😔 |
| Me too. |
| Breaking news: the world runs on love, not oil\n\nbers r fuk |
| Minus inflation, unemployment, and stability sure |
| Cope harder |
| My credit is already shot |
| IM NOT A BOT BITCH |
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| Coming this far to where bro, this is a serious problem whether you think it is or not. If you are doing options for stimulation you will bankrupt yourself sooner or later and then you will have nothing, and no ability to even enjoy yourself. |
| *time to eat, bers🤣 |
| Spirit shouldve changed it's name to Spirirr AI-lines. Would have been rescued immediately |
| Why not when it was 20 30 40 60 80 now its 100 lol so retarde |
| disgusting |
| MICHAEL, YOU ARE A BROKE ASS BITCH. YOUR PARENTS DROPPED YOU AS A KID. \n\nLMAO, PATHETIC LOSER. |
| Futes ain't black |
| Are they stupid just use dirigibles and save on fuel |
| Probably but the smart thing is to not do that |
| You think iran is going to bend over and lose their leverage? |
| Hold the door \nHold door \nHodor |
| oil is still the play.\n\nAlways was |
| Iran proposal rejected by 🥭 \n\nShips to be “guided” through strait by USN\n\nCounter proposal sent to Iran today\n\nUnless Iran folds, war back on tomorrow \n |
| When is amd earnings |
| I think this is a bear trap... |
| Bers don’t rest their steaks 🥩 |
| What do you think off Long Intel ? Thx |
| I mean he said we will hit 7000 in 2025 which we didn't and ETH 5000 which we didn't |
| Bots are losing their shit. |
| Talks going well but at the same time US navy will somehow guide ships through Hormuz + Iran threating about it. Too many contradictory statement, no one is buying it |
| God I love buying oil dips |
| #🥵🥵🥵 |
| I buy whenever I can, so yes. |
| No fear |
| I’d sell half |
| It's not. It's going to be flat. Fundamentals (minus oil) are good. |
| Man, we need to come up a name for 1000 billion. |
| seems it's even recovering... going to bankrupt us all these oil prices |
| They have been for a month and still nothing is happening. Everything is pointing towards a stalemate where mango is trying to choke their economy |
| Oh yes sorry I thought you said UFO puts |
| #anoos* |
| Makes sense why there are so many aerial refueling tankers in the air |
| Dame |
| Iran already called Trump’s BS.\n\nWar begins again tomorrow |
| Get a real job |
| pathetic |
| Limit down once Iran starts shooting and the mines start blowing up ships |
| Buy ✅ |
| #men why are u not working on your prostate massage male g spot skills ? \n\n |
| This market feels like it’s gonna have the mother of all rug pulls very soon maybe even starting tomorrow |
| Market is being optimistic about blockade being lifted |
| I’m actually shocked oil didn’t tank. |
| short |
| Well Tom Lee did say we’re going to hit 7300 before any turbulence. Also called the bottom last year and this year. This guy is a fucking genius except for his stock/crypto picks |
| ChatGPT knows about the poop knife. I hope they didn’t pay for that info. |
| Ho Leee futes |
| Lemme see that C section scar at an olive garden |
| Resting cuz he ran out of AI tokens |
| They’re going to dilute on you regards so hard |
| I dont care I'm plowing into Ebay tomorrow. |
| Futes up .14 what the heck is everyone talking about |
| I mined about 300k DOGE and sold similar. |
| bers are endangered animals |
| That tracks |
| They tried to tell us about them shoes in wolf of Wall Street movie, we didn't isten |
| *fent lean intensifies* |
| Yeah, that was horrifying. The officer was lucky to be alive! |
| If the market goes down every time I buy a call, is that considered market manipulation? |
| My Exon mobile puts going to print if oil keeps going down |
| Barely $1.5 decline in oil futures |
| Skynet confirmed!! |
| I respect it. You probably have about a year before it starts to effect your credit, so if you want to buy a house or anything just do it before the collection starts showing up on your account. Then it falls off after 7 years. |
| Michael B better not make me regret these PLTR puts |
| TLT gap up tomorrow |
| If we hold above 720 at open this bitttt flyyyy |
| No, you will lose. Deep ITM leaps, day after an earnings call. I have a couple for Tues that I will pounce on. |
| Not as bad as a pool..but, my best friend sells pools and hot tubs. He always told me they're a money pit, and the same people are pretty predatory, trying to get you to buy something that you have no business buying.\n\nThey'll put a lien on your house if you quit paying |
| It lives in your head rent free |
| Baggies pumping their shit tickers |
| Not to be an overly excited bol but this will be a 5% week, inshallah |
| I woke up at fucking 6am just to buy into futes |
| Mstr holders yes |
| Futes fading quicker than drug addict on fent |
| 735 tmw is not a meme just saying |
| 15 years of contacts accumulated and none worth hanging out with... when does the casino open?? |
| Btc shreking! I told y'all, and I'm not even a crapto bull until recently. The chart was turning extremely bullish! |
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| This was really hard to read. |
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| 🥭 MAN HAS LITERALLY GIVEN YOU A GIFT. AN OPPORTUNITY TO BUY OIL UNDER 100. |
| No surprised there, Futes Green🚀 |
| does anyone here even care about 🌽 prices anymore? |
| tomorrow |
| Up and to the right |
| Because the blockade is still going and we are looking at 70s level inflation if this keeps going til July |
| [JFC](https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsTowingThings/comments/1t28t6e/wrong_place_wrong_time/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
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| Soun Soun Soun burry burry burry squeeze squeeze squeeze |
| Just go to hooters |
| you fucking bot😂 |
| Honestly why did 🐻 think the market would just go down? |
| Bruh |
| Gambling addiction coupled with zero self accountability results on blaming a legit baby |
| Now this is a Tier 1 regard move. |
| buy or no buy SOUN monday? |
| Lfg |
| About a month ago so I'm not sure why is this surprising |
| Sadly Spirit isn't the first but it's far from the last. \n\nGot there after Cloudflare but before Skynet.\n\nReal power move would be to change their company name from *Spirit* to ***SpAirAit***. It's an easy 300% upside. |
| The future. |
| Now +.08% nq |
| 🤔 |
| I think im a bear because I hate myself and my mother doesn't like me either but I dunno. Staight still closed or something |
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| Jumping aboard the SoundHound short squeeze boat... |
| Referring to project freedom \n“It doesn’t currently involve U.S. Navy warships escorting vessels through the strait, the official said.” -from WSJ \nWhat? |
| Wen futes |
| They’re on here, making a killing with their insider knowledge, obviously |
| Silver and gold before the inevitable fall of the USD |
| Green open again! This train will not stop in our lifetime |
| We really just stopped caring about oil |
| Bols it’s time it’s coming the big red day |
| I want to meet a MILF at a major chain restaurant |
| TTD is going to rip a hole in your bum when it hits 50 |
| 🌽 ripping wtf |
| Futes are straight and real |
| You won't regret it |
| First move is fake futes will be so facking green momentarily |
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| MU is gonna open at 550 lmao 🤌 |
| Shorting is illegal |
| LOL BERS |
| I’m on the fence, should I put a jacuzzi in my backyard? |
| Fuck it im gonna manipulate the indian option market |
| Nooo! I’m still holding bags. |
| All caps bold letters rubbing in that you 🤡 got shaken out of poet last week. Oh its going to be a rubbin 👏👏👏👏 |
| Crash scheduled for the first week of July |
| You think this market cares about logic lol |
| Mobile data center for local data training doesn’t sound horrible |
| I think you didn’t get me I love this options thing not as a gambler anymore but I can’t enjoy normal things anymore so I want help with it |
| #Spy kids will eat well this week with SPY making new highs LMAO🤌 |
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| there’s value in it tbh |
| Canons will do that to a man |
| the billionnaires just want assurances that they won’t get in trouble for making their custom built $250,000 sex robots look exactly like JonBrent Ramsey and 11 from season 1 of stranger things. Then and only then will they buy. |
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| #SPY to 750+ this week LMAO🤌 |
| +2 day incoming.\n\nBook it |
| mango made red days illegal |
| Holy shit futes. Bers utterly eviscerated lmao. Lmfao even |
| Approved. |
| sounds 🌈 |
| Nah, but pay attention son - we'll teach you how to gamble! |
| How is that bullish, seems like nothing has changed |
| Futes are fake but I look anyway |
| Bers vs Bols is the real war. Bers losing so many battles tho. |
| Market was stagnant for six months before the Iran war, this is the bounce back |
| we got Trump math and girl math and seeing klarna makes me realize how much of the economy runs on people being bad at math\n\ncalls |
| It’s this thing where you put money away for decades in the future only to get rugged the moment you need it |
| They can cool them down by opening the airplane windows during the flight. Genius. |
| Ready for the next geopolitical shockwave, my ADD brain can’t focus on hummus oil anymore |
| Hi Sherbert |
| I’ve been eyeing them, specifically, too!\n\nAlso CSCO, which funnily enough has a near-identical ticker name. It’s a pretty shallow DD, but implied data center buildouts must eventually need to loop in some infrastructure-oriented companies, right? |
| Futes are going to rally |
| I feel dump after open |
| Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
| Ohhh. Didn’t see that one. Thanks |
| I'm looking to buy a few pets and people |
| If they move closer than 300 km battery fire from old Chinese Silkworm variants and locally produced pirate versions can produce enough of a sustained volume of fire to overwhelm countermeasures all on their own even before factoring in hypersonic missiles. Navy knows this, I mean, I got it from an old Navy man. \n \n So then it's down to bombing missions to take out the rocket batteries versus the dispersion of targets and camo from the Iranian side to preserve strike capabilities. Not sure who I'd bet on there, the Iranians have experience in being bombed and preserving combat capacity. |
| And yet close the day green LMAO 🤌 |
| what is this savings you speak of |
| BERS ARE POOR. ONCE AGAIN.\n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.\n\n \n\- BEARFUCKER69 |
| If everyone just buy calls and not the stock, won’t it just stay where it is? |
| Bicycle or car? |
| Silver, gold are primed for a run if the USD loses more value, which it definitely will under mango |
| Hold til right before is what I’m doing |
| What’s that mean |
| DISCOOO |
| big american lost century red candle at open. |
| Historians will study how retarded this market is. We're dumber than the Tulip Tards |
| If AMD tanks on earnings I am buying calls for the next day. If it pops then puts. |
| SaaS fuck me in the ass |
| Vibe trading is way more profitable than using my head |
| Like those desk jockeys know how to do “the trades” 😂 |
| Long metals? |
| i was 3 of 3 last week and decided to mute me |
| Sold my entry + 15% profit on Friday on the jump. Playing on house money now. Only got 50 $8.5c though. For May 15. Fingers crossed it goes on a bigger run Monday onwards. |
| 10/10 would |
| HAHAHA BEARS GET SLAUGHTERED RETARD WE GOIUNG UP FROM HERE! |
| High income is irrelevant if net savings end up being lower than the guy making 1/3 of you |
| Burning your money to stay warm instead of paying the heat bill, nice. |
| Just realized I hold physical copper. It’s in the wall of my house. |
| LMAOOO U WISH CLOWN |
| US will escort ships tweet |
| they need to set up desalination plants that use up the last 0.5% of the electricity generated in the region.\n\nbacked up by generators running on Clean Coal©️™️®️ |
| Only if your home currency is USD |
| FUCK U, GET READY TO LOSE MONEY STUPID BEAR |
| Oh thank goodness 😅 we need more airlines like spirit airlines 📈📠 |
| Anyone else holding GOOGL puts? |
| why the fuck not |
| brokieHHAHAHA. BITCH FUCK FACE |
| 5* |
| Pamp it\n\nFuck the 🐻 \n\nMarket does not care about shit 🐂 \n\nHigherrrr foreverrrrr |
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| How the fuck is the market green |
| name of the game |
| looks good |
| Best thing he did was make a hot daughter |
| So long stocks got it |
| Congratulations for u having an exit plan!!!! |
| If you literally have money to burn, you can burn it on 8 liner slot machines or crypto. |
| like a brick and mortar video game reseller to become micro data centers? Perhaps they can sell semiconductors, game consoles have semi conductors and chips in them…hmmmm… |
| Full port ARVN🚀🚀🚀 |
| There have been and continue to be times when servers and/or networks have failed or stupidly large amounts of data needed to be moved that whatever heap of shit the unlucky system admin drove had the highest data transfer rate than any network. |
| Judging by the bond market and the increasing yields, I'd say SHORT USD |
| Which headline? |
| Nope. |
| I bought a lot more shares at $66.75. It's a buy and hold all day every day. |
| You already have a bet going - INFY to 15.6145 before 01-Jun-2026 11:42 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| And get called gay |
| Do you? I'll entertain you a bit here. In the mother of all short squeezes (VW), the same pullback happened, then came Oct 28, 2008...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/dq5yeblzxzyg1.png?width=912&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b04ba165a4fa2291e62f612a6eaa0240bd1f1d0 |
| Until you realize the market is forever fake and ghey, you'll never understand how to invest properly. |
| They were saving you from yourself |
| Praise be to Allah |
| \+2% day tomorrow |
| Men's shoes to AI\n\n\nhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/15/allbirds-bird-stock-shoes-ai.html |
| Their crew will throw NVDA GPUs like throwing passengers' bags |
| PREMARKET OPENS AT ATH. \n\nAGAIN. \n\nARE YOU KIDDING ME |
| no retard |
| There were ships just chilling in the Strait this whole time?\n\nTalk about a layover, yeesh |
| If they were going to be Space Planes in low earth orbit, I'd be all in. |
| The fuck is an ETF? Hahaha\n\nCVE LYC CCJ |
| No stimulation at all while working out? I've yet to hear about this -sounds interesting. Aggressive music seems to help me get more reps in. But for intense stretching and meditation, yeah - silence is boss. |
| Ain't coming back kid |
| That’s how I feel about CAT |
| Buy in May and go away? |
| It’s like clockwork the market reacts to headlines, legit free money for buls |
| LMAO bol trap |
| K SHAPED ECONOMY, DISCONNECTION FROM GLOBAL EVENTS, TOP 10% OWNS THE MARKET, BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH AND BLAH.\n\nSHUT YOUR FUCKING BITCH ASS UP AND TELL US CALL OR PUT. |
| Has been for years. Stop fighting it. |
| You'll lose it all anyway, it’s better it stays with the better gambler. Mega staircase is next, either up or down. |
| AMD over $400 after earnings is highly possible. It reserves the right to tank, but still. The volatility in each direction is going to be insane |
| This will be a very short lived pump lol |
| too bullish in here, looks like we're dumping |
| anyone else buy oil futes at open? |
| bers |
| #Futes RIPPIN. Stupid ber. LMAO🤌 |
| No bubble. When AI hardware is each worth $1t and paying 8% dividends, you just discovered basic income. Calls. Then when they print, more calls. |
| MSOS\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rabkbcjrwzyg1.png?width=3000&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a1dbac42eda26cd5a03971f862834699bd4f26c |
| I already started accumulating SCCO calls hehe I think it will print this year |
| Biggest monthly gain on the SOX since 2001 btw, we're in for some times ahead |
| Bears literally can't win |
| Commas matter. |
| curry blasting them cannons ☺️ |
| Get leveraged shares, it never goes wrong /s |
| It’s okay just god lower the tone I’m already so deaf and retarded |
| So bullish news is good news and bad news is bullish news |
| Open in the closed sense |
| Detroit played well!! |
| Too much money on the table. |
| Is it time to get in on copper? It’s gotta be kind of important soon, right? mag7 capex increase -> has copper supply/demand been priced in yet? |
| Calls\nCalls\nCalls |
| Market has lost trust in 🥭. His tweet would’ve crashed oil 10% a month ago |
| Remindme! May 8th |
| I CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURES |
| -2 % day Monday on Wall Street |
| !banbet IBIT 46.5 1w |
| Someone is going to buy Spirit Airlines just for the worn stewardess outfits |
| Bro just quit, don't be a hero |
| I feel like he will get bored soon and switch to cuba |
| Thoughts on Intel? |
| The 1y chart is just insane straight fuck you rally |
| is your mom stupid |
| Lmaooo BULLS it’s over. |
| It’s gonna print tomorrow through may 7th |
| We going red. Dance ghey bers |
| !banbet |
| I need AAPL at 300 eom or else I have to sell my pets and a couple of family members |
| I’ve thought that, gambled accordingly, and have lost money nearly everyday the past two weeks |
| becky is the milf elizabeth holmes wanted to become... |
| selling pics of their buttholes |
| 🥭 has a new offer from Iran so you know what that means ....\n\n^(it's a lie but market go up anyway) |
| !banbet |
| this time it is different!!! |
| Can you just send me the money instead of sending it to Jane street? |
| always bro hahah |
| think about the tens of thousands of people laid off this year - oracle, meta, spirit, etc etc etc\n\nwtf are they all doing rn\n\nand what will they be doing six months from now \n\nmy mom says they joined “the trades” |
| As a Detroit sports fan, I'm happy. Feel for the Magic tho, the heartbreak is familiar |
| Sure, if you want to stop the time frame at an ideal time. Even then $200 isn't 0 and at one point was an insane number to dream of too, back then plenty of us had bought around $10-20 lol \n\nI don't see how anyone could look at current price and claim people saying it would go to 0 were right. Maybe the most wrong you could ever be in investing, like missed out on investment of a lifetime wrong... |
| Tomorrow might actually be a biblical dump |
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| You’re missing out truly |
| !banbet SOUN -8% 6d |
| If they were working at Spirit they were already doing this or another side hustle. |
| Bad news = Gap up at open lmao. |
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| It's fake |
| Who's ready for Epic Fury 2: Now with 600% less fury? |
| Siri play Fade into darkness by avicii |
| The AI rally is going to absolutely rip and become the biggest bubble in the history of financial bubbles. There is a huge impending fear of this being the last opportunity to get rich before full blown AI autonomy |
| oh its that time of week.\n\nWhen GI Joe gets on camera and tells you >!FUTURES ARE FAKE YOU BANANAHEADS!< |
| No ones cares about the war all too shorted sighted retards learn that you trade with the best tards in the world and get on the bull train with hedged down side bets then when we see actual repercussions full send down side lmfao |
| Where is how stock market? |
| AI AI MI DINERO!!! |
| Too bullish in here\n\nIm gonna buy calls this week anyway. This market is retarded |
| Your tears shall be sweet. |
| Man gotta buy calls on boots on ground.\n\n\nThe cycle of strait is closed (-0.5%) to strait is open (%5 up) news will be insane |
| Its gonna be extra for the cables…. |
| why did mods cancel my banbet |
| AIbirds |
| Take my upvote 🤣 |
| Bers 😭😭\n\nThis thing is going straight to 7400-7500 till we get a meaningful pullback |
| DONT YOU WORRY BROTHERS, I AM MONITORING THE SITUATION |
| I bought some AMKR puts as a hedge last week. Puts are incredibly depressing to hold long. (Prefer short calls/spreads.) |
| Hahahaha. Even the futes are calling Trump’s BS post. They see war is imminent. |
| Thoughts, prayers, and some REALLY big artillery. |
| Next year this rev will 6x |
| !banbet |
| lol war certain to restart now, futes say yeeeehhaaww! |
| I’m scared and excited that the market is willing to fill any of the orders I’ve placed over the weekend |
| Spirit.AI |
| Spirit Airlines should have done this |
| Sigh |
| Bears rip again |
| BER FUK GG |
| You know what sucks about Sunday night is that I know that tomorrow some cunt is going to complain to me about absolute fucking nonsense, and I have to pretend to care. This one cunt was laying into me because I had her doing shit that some other retard was too inept to do. Bitch, fuck off. 98% of my work is doing stupid shit. That's how it goes. That's why it's called "work" and they have to bribe you to do it. Retard. |
| If you hold SOUN through earnings you are in for a bad time. |
| HOLY SHIT |
| would never take a glp-1 because eating delicious food is literally 50% of the fun in my life |
| Lmao 🤌 bears or what ever it is |
| Incoming wall of "bers thot" |
| 😳 is wrong with the futures |
| BEAR R ABSOLUTE FUK LMFAO |
| BER SO FUK |
| I predict we open up and then pull back but who knows. Open the casino! |
| OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO!!! |
| no one cares about these people. |
| If they had said they were shutting down their physical airline but pivoting into AI enabled airline operations service for all global airline operators to use - the stock would have gone vertical. |
| ^sorry |
| SHOW ME YOUR CANNONS CRAZY BASTARDS |
| Put the copium away bro. |
| AI yanking your dick |
| I just ordered uso puts cus of this |
| here we go!\n\n\_\_\_\_\_ r fuk |
| VST and TLN |
| You have been all in and have already lost 22.9%. Why suddenly show now? |
| Genuinely don’t know if futures are gonna open red or green rn\n\nI’m like 80% green, 20% red. We all know (kinda) that we’re due for a pullback… but when? |
| 730 by open |
| is the strait open tho |
| #their* |
| Jesus I was just talking loud that’s yelling and now my ears hurt 😞 |
| we are going to see a reverse from last 4 weeks. Futures gonna open green, and us navy escorts start at market open and we see it flip to blood red. Bulls finally get to see what bears been dealing with |
| Happened to me with Credo a couple of weeks ago. And my CC was really high up and still got called away and the stock ran up from $135 to $190 regardless. |
| *Buffett: "Market Grows Rashly"*\n\nIs an anagram for \n\n>!them wsb 🌈 bers r fuktt for real!<\n\n |
| AKA 1,000,000 million |
| And its still going on. Crazy how that is |
| Because our life is meaningless during the whole weekend we just want to monitor the situation |
| Your puts will either print as Iran does something tomorrow. Or will be destroyed to oblivion when Iran doesn't do something tomorrow |
| Drink alchohol |
| It closed under $143, AH below $145 \n\nI’m hoping it goes back to $150\n |
| gotta watch somethin 🤷♂️ |
| Those servers would require more attention than they ever gave to a passenger. |
| If you want to see true stupidity, go over to the r/oil sub and read some of that slop |
| #WHY ARE WE YELLING |
| I'm just trying to feel something |
| On every comment? It’s run its course. |
| “For a week” |
| RELEASE DA JUICE!! |
| Soundhound reports earnings may 7th🚀 |
| they don't own the planes they fly;. |
| I'll settle for anyone new, getting their foot in the door. |
| It's a small part of their revenue:\n\nQ1, 2026:\n\n* Ads: $625M\n* Other (data sharing, user subscriptions): $39M |
| #REAL CHIT |
| So, USO calls again? |
| Cause Iran isn’t going to give up their leverage. Trump is doing this to appear as the “nice guy” and use it as a reason to resume bombing.\n\nNotice how the post says “neutral ships”, aka not Iranian ships. Why in the world would Iran let all other ships besides their own pass? Their whole leverage is to force economic issues everywhere to bring the world against the US/Israel. |
| he was a fkn degenerate |
| What is when stock market? |
| Shit I can WHO WANTS A HELLO GOING FOR FIVER AND A HANDY |
| People be watching overnight and fute charts as if the 5 minutes before and after market open doesn't completely change everything every time |
| They made a whole 12 cent per share and you think they don't make money? |
| And Spirit committed to buy $25B of NVIDIA chips. \n\nThats $50B in value creation!! |
| Am looking for puts as soon as AMD hits 400 |
| Thing is Iran has proven they have actual hypersonic missiles that are very difficult to intercept all they really need is one to hit a ship. Combine that with shaheds and you're in for a doozy. |
| HAHA I LOVE U MAN |
| T minus 3 minutes |
| I’m also conducting a Project Freedom, money moves from my portfolio freely to the port of those that are smarter and make better decisions in the casino |
| I AM ONCE AGAIN REQUESTING RETARDED MANIPULATION AND BEAR EXTERMINATION |
| 0DTE boys, tomorrow may we all become rich except for the the gey bers!!!! |
| BROKE ASS BITCH SPOTTED !!! |
| Spirit is dead, long live SpiritLink. |
| #17,000 people lost there jobs at spirit airlines closing and now may become only phans content anoos creators \n\n |
| P&**GAI** |
| Fat pills nice headline |
| Its time to sleep for the europoors |
| 🥭 going to start escorting ships through the straight - trying to see if the IRGC is all talk or not |
| Not really, war is still going on. No difference between now and previously hit civilian ships.\n\n\nIt was and still is going to be illegal. Just like US boarding Iranian ships. |
| BEARS ARE FUCKED |
| Hold up, Ik everyone bullish here, I admit my puts are cooked, but if DT starts escorting ships, irgc stops it with their speed boats, isn’t this perfect way to start aggressions. |
| HOLY SHIT PRE FUTES GAP DOWN -2% SELL EVERYTHING |
| It’s spirit through, so you can only bring 32mb RAM. |
| I just read Jensen said they have a 0% market share in China so now I know it's doomed |
| not with that attitude |
| Buddy been banned the equivalent of 4 YEARS |
| Spy is already trading at over one billion iranian rials on the tehran exchange. It's over bears |
| Did she tell the kids they’re visiting their “uncle” |
| It won't, at least not yet, maybe in June |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/xsystxsyst** bet **TSLA** goes from **391.22** to **416.0** before **07-May-2026 05:56 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 2 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet TSLA 416 4d |
| Can’t trade this at all |
| The strait is open. The casino is about to open. Ber butthole got next. |
| DELL |
| https://preview.redd.it/onlzuu84vzyg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d59b158edcdbcb1e49347642b8d2cfbd25e0908 |
| Idk about SMCI. It's PE isn't that much lower than DELL and they got baggage. It's been overvalued for a long time and I think AMD up but SMCI down. |
| hello |
| You think uso is flat? |
| Are you still in?? These calls are now $2.9 and it ain't even earnings yet |
| You had me until asts. They’re finished. |
| TSLA 450 eow |
| Proud of you for recognizing you deserve it |
| I lose brain cells every time I read the comments on this post |
| The data on Reddit is a load of garbage. Remember when Google AI overviews said to put glue on Pizza because of a troll comment on Reddit? |
| DD on META AI Capex: Just searched FB Marketplace for exactly what I’m looking for, very specific terms. Noticed that, in the search bar, Marketplace has changed my terms, and searched for something different. I changed it back and searched again. FBM did it again. Apparently I can’t use their tech to search for EXACTLY what I want, the entire purpose of the tech. Zuck the cuck can fuck a duck. Alien ass weirdo with his shitty stock. |
| Bossman |
| yeah |
| Wife left with kids for a week\n\nFinally I can be alone with my tru love...the 1 minute candle |
| Ouch |
| Post the proof retard |
| How so? |
| https://preview.redd.it/20j769gyuzyg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dabc66dd212e3f4665f80323546349f463df116 |
| Holding my 86 TLT calls till i x2 my money |
| According to the machine translation of an Iranian insider's tweet, Iran went with the other option. \n \nMachine translation: "22:43/May 3 \nInitial military measures to lift the naval blockade have begun."\n\nMaybe it's my reading comprehension skills, but "Military measures to lift the blockade" does not strike me as being very agreeable. |
| 5min |
| holy shit almost time for futes\n\n |
| there will be nothing to enjoy in 25 years.\n\nIt will be gacha games, gacha movies, gacha shows, and gacha food. |
| It's cool you are that close to your sister. |
| Gen z couldn’t even rent a wallet at this point. Broke bastards. |
| Private Reddit page means opinions invalid |
| Looks like war is on the menu tomorrow boys |
| He’s in a bad position, honestly the easiest way out of this would be for Iran to attack them. Bomb Iran some more then bounce. \n\nIf he leaves now he looks weak, if he attacks America is the bad guy, if he waits this out the economy tanks.\n\nThis honestly is his best play of a bunch of shitty options. |
| Very desperate 🥭🥭🥭🥭 |
| Running from an angellllll |
| Squeeze Deez Nutz 🌰🌰 |
| Pre futes make me want to pre cum. UwU |
| Tryna buy oil futures but Iran out of money |
| Full port nvo before earnings |
| All they had to say was AI |
| WORLD ENDING COMMENCES IN T-5 Minutes |
| Omg did you guys know hulk hogan was dead?? |
| OMG\n\nso many retards |
| #imagine thinking u will make it to 65 to enjoy retirement lmao \n\nBro just full port on Nvidia now and retire early |
| This is a meta bull case not Reddit |
| Could SMCI be the next INTC? |
| Calls 🚀 |
| Intel to $350. Then overtakes google then buys NVDA . The ultimate growth stock 😂 |
| Why so bullish on this suddenly? Genuinely asking |
| They will be worth 0.01 at Open |
| I’m officially tired of all this winning boss 😭 |
| Time to eat bers. War back on the menu |
| AMD/SMCI earnings gonna carry the market, $SOUN gonna beat expected earnings Thursday after market into green Friday. Do with that as you will. |
| Pushing out a huge fart without leaking a gerbil or two is unpossible for me. |
| So the JPM guy called his own wife a fish head while manufacturing the story? |
| watch it squeeze |
| This reminds me to contribute to my Roth |
| BRO |
| Thats a 4 trillion dollar company sir |
| That idea is just as valid as data centers in space. |
| Not everything’s about you Baxter |
| Do I dump my Nvidia shares? I got them 2022 at $16 for 1200 shares. \n\nI ask because an ambulance is actuality threatening going against my credit if I don’t pay $3000 |
| https://preview.redd.it/86ltmeeouzyg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52b75ac8d2f519a5ef1f93fd527bd34666999d3b\n\n |
| Holy crap SPY is at $500 on HYPERLIQUID |
| I FUCKING AM |
| Gen Z and younger gen’s doesn’t matter they are all retarded trust me most kids can’t read past a first grade level |
| Holy crap I rage baited all the 🌽 regardmaxers so good lmfaoooo |
| The kind that can manage a horse and plow. Real stout. |
| Sell naked WEN calls |
| Lmao this again |
| gen-z (and younger) doesn't own wallets |
| spiders I could understand |
| Lot of people here buying SOUN going to join the POET bagholders pretty soon... |
| Hoooottttttttiiiieeeeee |
| \*latest |
| LMAO 🤌 |
| I bought July calls… |
| Yeah, definitely calls |
| Followed by operation cannons |
| I know my calls are good. |
| Down .1% is “rocked?”\n\nI hope it chills tmw, I’ve got some structures around MSTR to correct… |
| California - man burns apartment down while trying to deal with ant problem |
| Fly em to Greenland park em up, free cooling. Bunch of hydroelectric to power 'em. We need Greenland strategically! |
| OPEN YOUR WALLETS YOU CRAZY BASTARDS |
| Unless one rocket hits a ship. I think that's all it'll take. |
| Puts |
| LMAOOOOOO BROKE ASS BITCH SPOTTED!! |
| It flips international law onto the U.S.'s side if done right. If Iran fires on civilian vessels in international waters or accepted navigational routes, the entire U.S. strike force can respond in 'defense'. |
| Oh hell yeah, I’m all in |
| You can't say that word |
| Can’t wait to see both corrupt regimes start manipulating the markets |
| BRO SPY IS AT 900 ON HYPERLIQUID |
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| OPEN THE CASINO!!!!!!!! |
| BROKE ASS BITCH SPOTTED! |
| Bullish |
| when did war become a show |
| Omg pre futes |
| Several LEAPS on megacaps I’d intended to hold until 2028 are up 100%+, so likely writing against those. Also adding SAASpocalypse victims and whatever else on the watchlist is very red. Adding BRKB shares, too, if spot is still down. Then managing the short calls that got blown by writing or rolling short puts, depending. Managing MSTR and AUR insanity and mb adding more ASTS calls if it’s still down. \n\nBest stock market in history, indeed. |
| Pushing out a huge fart with ZERO leakage is impossible for ber |
| BROKE ASS BITCH SPOTTED!! |
| Average down |
| The CEO of any company can mention "ai" and watch it's share price skyrocket overnight. This is just another example of that. It's too bad Toys R' Us, Blockbuster or Bed Bath & Beyond couldn't jump on the AI bandwagon, otherwise, they would've stayed in business. |
| 🐻 all about to shit in the woods with this move |
| Loading puts asap. 7 by Friday |
| Lorna? |
| You can't hate me more than I hate me |
| Damn weekend futes huge and juicy |
| yes |
| Boohoo |
| 9 minutes until my life has meaning again |
| The ceo just needs to stop fucking spending billions on ar glasses. Can turn a profit so easy dosent make sense how he spends so much |
| Huff gasoline to pass the time |
| They laughed at me when I asked how information was being stored up there. Who's laughing now huh. |
| Same argument was made 3 months ago. And then 3 months before that. |
| Good job dad you made the perfect trades it sounds like 🙂 |
| My puts are cooked |
| Someone call Iran |
| 🌽 saw the devil |
| So many poet bagbolders this place is sounds pathetic |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/winamp/s/rF3wZ3WXFI |
| Taco saber rattling as usual. |
| I made a few bucks on poet not a few thousand. I feel your pain |
| That is a bit dramatic |
| Poet a $1 billion market cap company has a yearly revenue of $1 million. You should put all your money into it and take out a loan and put it all too. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zd3wj1zvtzyg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57efb9451f4dd7f7d0b493aae5c9d084b411e8bc\n\n |
| UAE right now is shutting down wells, because they can't get the jet fuel out.\n\n\nThey would pay spirit Airlines money to take the fuel. \n\n\nFree cooling from flying, practically no land required, as planes can just stay in the air. \n\n\n\n\nAnd you can use the AI data center on the plane to fly the plane itself cutting cost on personnel. \n\n\nThis idea will printttttt calls I am all in |
| I gave her mind-blowing pleasure\n\nShe’s resting now… |
| OPEN THE CASINOOOOOO (seriously I am so bored and life is meaningless from Friday 4pm-Sunday 6pm) |
| Can you hold this for me 👜 seems like it is what you are good at |
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| USO to 145 tomorrow |
| I think a dartboard would do better. |
| It's named by the same genius who named Operation Epstein Furry. |
| https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116512555123589170 |
| I’m not disagreeing with you but I won’t trade it if that makes sense. I think it should but snap has fucked everyone here at least once |
| Told my mom to put her money in her 401k from CDs into the market. Top is in |
| Holy pump |
| They are about to touch the boats. 😦 |
| Yeah, so synthetic data is far more useful than the lobotomized retard drivel people post here.\n\nalso Ai is more useful at everything other than responding to ifiots about dumb question, much of the valuable datasets (physics/g-girce sensor data, protein anc genetic data, semiconductor test waveforms… are NOT here…\n\nNice copium pump\n |
| What tweet. Sorry I worked this weekend. Can you elaborate |
| With that win record, I know my 705p are cooked... Thanks for nothing Judas |
| Operation keyboard warrior |
| As long as it pumps the market |
| Snap is going to fly |
| Calls on MRNA |
| Cause usually it's much easier to sell alll than to sell all but 1 in the UI. |
| There's always a way, for a price. |
| I’m down for operation Freedom let’s see if these dickheads at the IRGC are all talk. Either way there’s gonna be someone to make fun of at the end and why does it matter? Either way it’s bullish this is just a free show tomorrow |
| Noo I already have one |
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| I'm not sure he knows what a short squeeze is |
| Top 1% comments and every fuckin one of them is a thesis on poet lol |
| Got some Stankin Thankin |
| Banbet it then |
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| If we keep this up we're gonna short squeeze the whole S&P |
| 60% of the time it works 100% of the time. |
| 🍟 in the ***👜*** |
| Us Navy knows the range of the bulk of Iranian anti-ship missiles is around 300 kilometers, that's why they aren't going to move any navy ships closer to shore than 300 km. If the ships moved into Hormuz they'd be exposed to battery fire from shore-launced missiles with a flight time too short for the missile defense systems to arrive at a firing solution for the entire barrage. \n \n So step one to moving into engagement range would have to be clearing the shore of Iranian missile batteries. Air raids wouldn't get all of them, but you could probably remove enough so that the volume of fire that Iran could launch would be degraded to where the Navy's defense systems \*could\* handle the remaining volume of fire. Should be enough strike aircrafts on the carriers to carry out that mission? |
| Things must be pretty bleak if you're pumping your bags this aggressively here. |
| Nah I don’t believe any of this lol XOM 200 3/19/27 |
| I don’t think snap will ever stop fucking people but maybe I’ll be wrong this time |
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| Hopefully with that tweet everyone can see the situation is getting desperate. Don't act like the decision makers are capable of humanitarianism. |
| 🌽 just got rocked lmao |
| TSLA puts 390?? |
| Those bags must be heavy |
| Thick and girthy |
| Just had an energy drink. Puts. |
| Bag holder spotted |
| What about 2nd weekend? |
| Well at least you didn’t type a paragraph on the economy |
| that's what she said |
| What bears? \n\n\nJust kidding there are plenty of people buying puts thats why we haven't gone down yet |
| Smart money got in poet real early and stayed. Youve gotta understand the product. Nvda jumped before AI mostly due to millens and genz growing old enough to explain to boomers what a fucking graphics card is. To them it was just this alien thing, a scam. Poet makes chips and has the same CEO who was CTO of a company that developed low nm capabilities, nvda's bread and butter. You, genz and millens, are now the new boomers. You dont fucking understand ai data centers or how they work. Youre like a boomer looking a MOBO fuckin clueless as shit. Good riddence. |
| “3 wins and 209 losses”… makes sense |
| Like in a toilet sure? \n\n\nThe stock market? Probably not |
| Some of you watch YouTube **anal**ysts and it shows |
| Bro they feasted last week lmao this is egregious and I’m throwing the red flag for intentional grounding |
| I work 24 hours gey |
| Going to 0 lol |
| If they turn the planes into shoes i'll buy every share |
| Data centers in the sky would salve all our problems |
| Bro oil puts they all bit agreed to no nukes now |
| Read the news brudda |
| https://preview.redd.it/l74p3qu3tzyg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ff4eb8008ff0668b9e7c53ea533e72cb64a3ee3\n\n |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Slipperypuppy25** bet **SPY** goes from **720.04** to **700.0** before **04-May-2026 01:45 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 3 wins and 209 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Beyond NVDA? |
| !banbet SPY 700 20h |
| Bro went hard |
| your avatar looks like a derpy taco bell sign \n\ni can't not see it every time |
| $6 two weeks ago, 38% short interest, the entire market macro is setup around AI, a shoe company said the words “we AI now” and went up 900%, SOUN already AI, $SOUN increasing revenue, good earnings Thursday into green Friday along with say AMD/SMCI post good earnings to carry market? We squeezing. |
| Risk on fam 😮 |
| CAR |
| Transparently a provocation. Let's see how it goes. |
| Finally WSB gets it!! It’s time fellow idiots to destroy all of it! |
| Project freedom more like project expensivedumb! Amateurject expensivesub! |
| Bruh! Hahahaha 🤣 |
| put on vegas. what is the point to go Vegas when you can just option fun at home |
| Exactly it’s actually still so cheap it’s not even funny. Similar to Nvidia after openai came out it boomed up and people were saying the same thing but it still just kept going up. |
| Moves headquarters to UAE |
| I like it |
| I love how fucked the perspective of this shitty AI is |
| I'm getting a high return because I'm willing to take risk on this; that's basic CAPM, the basis for sound portfolio management. I am up 45% on Micron. For me to lose money, it would need to fall 31%. That price corresponds with the worst case scenario with their outlook based on analyst earnings forecasts, where AI turns out to be nothing. I bought at a good price, got a good return, rebalanced 30% out of it already. Sitting on the rest because I believe in the story that AI is going to be transformative. Also hold a lot of other big tech stocks that would benefit if mem prices dropped or AI turns into nothing. Thank you for giving me another chance to reflect on my current positioning, I'm very satisfied. |
| pumping |
| Long |
| We got the hentai virus before GTA 6 |
| Yes, but this is why Reddit is so valuable, it’s actually destroying AI learning and allowing us folk dumber than a bag of rocks to rise up again |
| I think the Operation should have had a more creative name, something like "Epic Enema" or "Ship Ejector" |
| Itty bitty titties and a bob! |
| wendys going to soon announce they will be converting their under performing stores into AI datacenters |
| Dontcha mean *SOUN* it begins? 🤪 |
| This comment is prime Reddit |
| Woky Poky |
| I was thinking PLTR strangles but I think maybe just calls. What are you doing this week? Trading anything fun? |
| I’m charting it so hard rn |
| Yes but I can always take profit when there's a pump |
| Imma cum |
| https://preview.redd.it/173l1dhtszyg1.png?width=424&format=png&auto=webp&s=2823900fcaa0216408fe3f9c17b8ff4e6e0c5d3e\n\n |
| They don't but if enough regards believe it they will buy and so price will rise and poof shorts have to cover same with Cramer he not cursed just if he says buy they sell and vice versa....self filling prophecy |
| Really looking forward to how esrnings come out. Very big move in either direction |
| Shreks dick incoming |
| Wen chapter 11? |
| 7/17 |
| stock up 3000% |
| Witkoff has an evil look about him lmao |
| Smarter than Elon’s stupid moon plant that manufactures and catapults data centers into space. |
| It starts with an R. |
| Lol Iran gonna start shooting at the US naval escorts - good luck with that |
| Weekend thread gonna close soon, with futes opening in 20 mins |
| Iran already sending boats into the Strait. Dropping more mines. \n\nThis will be the shortest lived Trump pump ever. |
| So Mangoe is just forcibly sending ships as escorts down the strait? Saying "we're fucking doing this and if you don't open your mouths and suck me, come attack us". Yeah...this is 100% forcing them to start the aggression. I don't see how this goes up tomorrow so calls it is |
| No need to actually do things. Just pretend to do so. I mean, you can become president of the US on 100% empty promises, so this should work here as well. |
| Weird AI Yankonit, aka that tentacle porn stuff |
| I had 600 June / July 3 dollar strikes I bought when snap hit 4 dollars for 1.10 a piece. I sold them for 2.50 a piece and regretting it ever since. I think they go back to 7-8 after earnings |
| Bers enjoying their last 18 minutes of happiness |
| One fish, two fish, Hootie and the blowfish |
| Spirit Airlines \nSpirit Airli \nSpirit AI |
| I still have an installer verson, actually a whole number of versions from like, oh at least 15 years ago. I don't know where it's found now. Probably could torrent a version?? I could probably send you a version too |
| Yup and markets will believe it again |
| Flair checks out. |
| That made me laugh out loud... |
| I am also broke |
| Yes the war is polling extremely unpopular |
| SAVEd |
| Justice for Asian Cannons!!! |
| Oil leaps 💸 |
| If the Philadelphia experiment happened, who cares about strait being open. 🤔 |
| Fuck it I’ll hold this bag |
| https://preview.redd.it/mi22gz8hszyg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=484bd9fe7564f60d4158c08d16ff620cdd5ebbef |
| Ban bot is scared my bets are too on point |
| https://preview.redd.it/88iakzxfszyg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80d499f2bcf59ff6f7bb9c27ed75030dca9d716a\n\n |
| Just what ever is in your nut juice |
| Well he's got the easy part done. |
| Overall bullish. But think INTC is retarded, not in a TSLA overpriced way, in a “this company sucks and makes zero money and is retarded” way. |
| Poet bers getting 0 sleep tonight |
| Go woke go broke |
| True, but I still don't think the world would cheer civilian oil tankers getting blown up. |
| Gonna need the war to flare back up and nvidia to miss earnings to save my puts. |
| I might play Wendys earnings, so I can spam WSB with "WEN V?" |
| 🥭 has been saying strait is open for 8 weeks now … continue the pump |
| [it's right there in the name](https://i.imgur.com/MKZORcw.png) |
| I'm woke |
| #STRAIGHT GANG Members checking in |
| Just wiped off my iPhone with an alcohol pad for the first time since buying it \n\nHow many exotic species have I just extinguished from existence |
| BULLISH a little much? |
| Iran can’t pussy out if this doesn’t occur that’s a prerequisite. |
| 💎🚀 no selling |
| War going to restart tomorrow, cool |
| Live, laugh, love |
| We need futures for futures |
| 💎🚀 |
| Thanks, Dad. |
| I upvote best replies! |
| How do people know there is aSqueeze for SOUN? |
| Hopefully homeless |
| Hope you get abducted |
| YESSIR |
| Pure regardium. I love it. |
| This will be the 19th time we won the war |
| I work 12 hours straight\n\nYou work 12 hours gay\n\nWe are not the same |
| I chuckle when I type analytics or analogy or analyze. I always stop for a pause after anal. |
| God I hope. I'm so bagged with TMC I just want to take my lady out for a nice dinner |
| Loudest datacenter ever |
| Imagine watching YouTube analysts |
| My friends and i spentso many hours on Winamp many years ago lol it was a blast. \nSo what version are you using? Because they said there are older versions which is what people want but then i was reading mixed reviews \nAnd apparently Winamp was sold and the new people sell a “legacy” version or whatever but it’s loaded with sketchy software bloat stuff \nCan you link me to a download page for what you use\n\nAnd now debrid service makes this so damn seamless, new album in like 1 minute total from download to playing on Winamp, i used a 5 TB external drive to store it all plugged into my desktop PC |
| Are we dumping ? |
| Hopefully this excitement brings the OG gamecock out of hermitude. |
| !banbet SNAP 9 8d |
| Emperor's New Clothes |
| Nah can not quit coming this far |
| Lmfoa poet |
| Headlines are meant to pump markets … we already know NACHO |
| aye aye captain |
| Bers, are you ready to be made extinct tomorrow? |
| Im proud of you too poet is trash but good trade. Good job |
| And they bitch if my bag is 51 lbs |
| Bers r fuk, mango, taco, end of world War in Iran. |
| 5% day don't know which way. |
| Is this an fake Onion headline? |
| #full port SOUN shares for the squeeze 💎🚀 |
| No ships gonna pass through even with this “naval escort” .. everyone knows that too |
| What ever happened to treys trades and those other amc youtube analysts? |
| Portable data center. |
| Still somehow more feasible than space datacenters |
| So many things |
| https://preview.redd.it/hoy60d8vrzyg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=436a4ea2d48c206a1b0fef214bbf75ebd4d4040e |
| Is the implication that we have to pretend to have a reason anymore? Like they killed the last guy while they were pretending to finish peace talks. |
| Man that’s not even a good pull pack do better |
| What stock lmao |
| Oh boy flying data centers naturally cooled by the ozone layer |
| Ask for a DNA test and don't sign the birth certificate |
| Expiry? I have ITM leaps. But I also have close to half my port in it, so gotta play it safe. |
| No, the bot decided to spare you from this dumb bet |
| the runners are going to run |
| #💎🙌 |
| I'm gonna pump your mom for sure. |
| Raising my David yurman in the air rn |
| Fake weekend oil below $100, fake weekend bears in shambles. |
| I think they were just doing a show of force cause ameirca attacks on saturdays |
| Calls on afternoon naps |
| Does markets have to be open to Banbet |
| Crocodiles will fly before Trump stops trying to push oil prices down.\n https://x.com/SAPoliceService/status/2050862862692663329 |
| Fomo. Gambler. |
| Futes going to fucking future so hard omg |
| Calls ? |
| Aw man this warmed my heart |
| I think once SPACE X IPO drops it’ll definitely drop significantly |
| pre-futes looking good |
| 3 brother |
| how to what is casino r fuck? |
| I’m a one a day jerker lol |
| That’s beautiful. NVIDIA to commit $25 billion to license this technology. |
| !banbet RDDT 158 3d |
| Dude made $10k off $500 and still not satisfied |
| Iran uses a cardboard cutout of their religious leader at state functions |
| Going deep into Mexico to Oaxaca to celebrate Cinco de Mayo with all the locals. It's going to be great i'm sure. Looking forward to the local festivities. |
| >The shoe company had a market cap of about $21 million Tuesday, which climbed to $148 million on Wednesday.\n\nlol, this is the dumbest shit in history. I love it. |
| What do you guys think\nA) earnings above expected ?\nB) if its above where does it go higher or selling on news ?\n\nI dont own any shares |
| The irony is that if they had done that, they would have avoided bankruptcy.\n\nThis is the phase of the market we are in |
| similar aesthetic tbh 👨🦳👩🏿🦱 |
| not my oil. Europoors and Asia fucked |
| Approved. |
| Yep, kids are expensive |
| **Raging bullishness to continue AMZN, MSFT, GOOG, META, and ORCL** are spending **$700B on Ai this year.** |
| Another iran conflict and you guys will buy micron or some dumbass stock thats like pe 7 gazillion regardless. if iran meme us to the point you regards cant physically buy more micron, then we crash to the fucking core |
| I got calls for $880 😅 |
| Stonk market futes about to open. Raise your diamond hands high, our salvation is near, tendies for all good boys and girls.\n\nLong live our glorious king and savior Jerome Daddy Powell. LFG and Amen!! |
| WE GON PUMP TOMORROW OR WHAT? |
| **MR.🥭 TEAR DOWN THIS BLOCKADE!!!** |
| "Give me a call option with 100x leverage right now! Babe we're taking a second mortgage." |
| I don’t think they’re shaming me |
| The United States of America can turn the entire region into glass at the press of a button. Iran has ak47s |
| If we escort ships through the strait and take fire we can claim we were attacked\n\nBig brain 🥭 \n |
| thoughts on PLTR? |
| Stock go up |
| With no jobs and unemployed youth on the streets. Same pitch for AI |
| Well, they definitely had some smart people who were loyal many years before AI was around. I think it was cause they have a good culture; e.g. they took care of us when the Santa Rosa campus was burned by the Tubbs fire and many of us lost our homes and/or were evacuated. Plus they let us have Friday 3pm beer bashes every week on the back patio with craft beers and cornhole 👌 I think a director paid for the beers himself. |
| Why are you always horny? |
| Iran laid more mines yesterday, so good luck getting any ships out. |
| Nah dude MUU |
| If I were Iran I would question how politically viable those actions are domestically. The US populace is already unhappy with the war and want to see a deescalation. |
| Its James, the US hating dolphin! |
| That’s what I’m worried about. My horny brain is actually retarded |
| I dk, doesn’t concern me. I’m not a bear |
| "Israeli officials tell Channel 14 that resuming fighting against Iran is a 'necessity' and a question of 'when'."\n\n \nBol will downvote this.\n\nIt's okey. |
| Get her a shirt or a sock out the hamper at least. Be a gentleman |
| Weekend futures up %.56 on snp |
| today |
| See, we agree on a lot! |
| Worldnews |
| Full port bitcoin |
| how tho |
| https://preview.redd.it/qg37qv23rzyg1.png?width=1264&format=png&auto=webp&s=813c2068f4318f98c1345af42494ae25465b69e4 |
| What is stock market should invest please moon when? |
| I just am in shock. I hope I never hear from her again.\n\nWho tf is that desperate to have kids |
| No, really MU calls. It will prolly go to 600 soon |
| It’s the AI that will replace all fast food workers. |
| I sold poet at the peak, and I’m so proud of myself. |
| Of course not. That's their only leverage. |
| Plot twist: she is already 6 weeks pregnant and going to milk you |
| why would they need to be escorted then |
| TODAY! Fellow Chicagolander 🫡 |
| No otherwise why would we escort mission |
| Ah,…Iran has no leverage? Then why are all those ships just sitting there and not moving your oil? |
| Op Iraqi Freedom got nothing on Project Freedom 🦅 |
| So you’re saying NVDA? |
| Still in the top 1% comments. I guess one more week of losing money lmao |
| I know 24/7 trading is bad for retail, but i still long for the futes during weekends |
| This is a better idea than data centers in space |
| What do you think downvotes are? |
| tomorrow |
| Is this dr Phil’s face? 🤣 |
| Fuck off I’ll do it for 19k |
| Just need a -0.5% “pullback” and I will fullport MU |
| Some of you don't know what boobs feel like. |
| At this point, it’s not even clear he enjoys it. Just sorta automatic on every topic at all times |
| I know I can buy them. What else is needed? |
| Nope just a tiny part of a big company, but yeah I work there lol |
| Oh that is interesting! I had not heard of this 1-1 ratio but the claim checks out. I was just really surprised at the number. |
| Believe it or not MU calls |
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| We need more bears here so Tuesday is not red |
| Wen futes |
| Intc might have plateaued. Rddt still got fuel to go up tho |
| oh boi |
| Public shaming needs to be more common. |
| 800 588 2300 empire |
| Sounds like a good time |
| These news came out last week. |
| Calls obviously |
| EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE FOR GLOBAL SHIPPING PROJECT FREEDOM MAY 4TH |
| Mobile data center? Genius |
| Project freedom |
| Dumb question but if this is a public forum and no one is paying anything why is it illegal to use the data ? |
| Soun to be the ai voice coming out of your apple phone |
| No conviction at all , they don’t know what they are doing lol |
| No fertilizer = no food. They’ll be slipping ozempic in the water supply by summer’s end. |
| I think theyre planning on ignoring iran's threats and see how it goes |
| You’re a diff kind of dumb |
| did Iran agree to let the ships out of the Strait? seems so from his tweet |
| Sundays are made to goon |
| Shit for 20k.. |
| Puts on Stratosphere Systems if the forecast is cloudy. |
| straight of hormuz? haha more like.. haha.. |
| I like your pessimism, probably even deeper than mine... But that makes us similar species.\n\nIt's very different than 1999 in that back then literally everything was overvalued, whereas there exist some sectors (obviously not ai and chips) that are dirt cheap, consumer staples, recently health insurance, even saas.\n\nWhere are you optimistic? |
| AI is just getting started, what a generational bull run we have in front of us. |
| Wait, is Axios the new Newsweek? |
| I'm not calling the top of the bubble at all, my portfolio is like 80% AI holdings. |
| How desperate are you?\n\n*unzips pants... |
| Some of you don't even know what option contracts are? That is some wild shit. |
| Oh no, maybe I didn’t say that correctly. I mean that I don’t think it’s going to go on longer, as this is all just Willy nilly bullshit and the leaving/staying will all just be manipulation and based on the market/polling for the US and based on the starving people rising up for Iran. I don’t think there’s a long term military strategy on either end. Just PR strategies. |
| Tesla craters tomorrow then rises for the rest of week |
| Okay……………👌 |
| The difference is if they attack it gives Trump unilateral war decisions around needing congress approval.\n\nSecondly there is a difference in targets between what US and Israel have bombed to date and what they will now bomb if Iran is seen as attacking the US. Bridges, Power Plants, Desalation plants, Oil and gas fields, boots on the ground etc. |
| did Chester Cheeto say anything over the weekend? |
| I actually just had sex with crazy\n\nShe insisted no condom and I’m horny so fuck it\n\nShe keeps wrapping her legs around me multiple time, so I finally fake cum and this girl fucking bear hugs me. She literally says we can have babies now. I wipe off her pussy as if something is there and she stands up cupping it.\n\nJesus fuck, I am sure I will get a call a few weeks from now saying I have a kid even though it’s not mine |
| Another pump and dump |
| Gotta be bullish. But I will still somehow lose money |
| Is that a porn nickname? |
| All three huge broccoli hairs just to cover the fact that there’s nothing inside of skull |
| you're the biggest and loudest farter on here |
| Yea I hate to fill you in but they will definitely be launching drones as they pass through |
| 1-877- KARS for kids 🎵🎶 |
| Bol nervous.\n\nRed week. |
| Almost as visionary as Elons space data centers |
| I hear poet is a great investment opportunity you should full port |
| That can’t be comfortable for you but it’s still impressive, I guess |
| Eat my booty out |
| 😩 |