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| Ur not alone. Broker is a bad name though, they outta call themselves fuller. |
| It happens to a man of his age and condition. |
| A 5% pump on NVDA would make me unimaginably rich bros . So why does god hate me |
| What ever happened to the vacation resorts and skyscrapers that were being built in Gaza? On schedule? |
| Once Trump is out of office I think the market will just self destruct and we’ll have to set up a new one. 95% of the volume on it revolves around his offhand comments or social media posts. |
| Saving America one truth at a time |
| Holding Microsoft shares is sooo not worth paying margin premiums lol the stock has traded sideways through numerous bull runs past few years, loves giving back gains, always dumps after earnings etc. if you didn’t invest in the 90s Bill is just laughing at you |
| All the bulls crying today should take profits now lol |
| [https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog\_entry/disputing-trump-claim-israeli-official-says-jerusalem-unaware-of-us-iran-deal-report/](https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/disputing-trump-claim-israeli-official-says-jerusalem-unaware-of-us-iran-deal-report/) |
| The last bull trap before the SPCX IPO crashes everything tomorrow haha |
| I’d rather not miss Christmas and my kids’ next few birthdays to go spend more time in the Middle East based on a vibe war |
| Oh so Iran and Israel confirmed there's no deal talks? \*Looks at chart\* Are you sure? Market's still holding that entire pump |
| Kings back to bulls |
| Bers are Beers 🍻 |
| He’s the most successful man on the planet. A trillionaire. He’s telling you he will build data centers in space and a satellite manufacturing and launch plant on the moon. And you are betting on him not to do it? |
| He still won't bow to shareholders, because he owns all Class A shares basically. Ret.. investors in the company will own mostly Class B shares with almost no voting rights. |
| There has got to be a line. |
| source: trust me bro |
| spce. honorable mention |
| sounds like you havent been here all week |
| If he was capable of making a deal, we would have several of them by now already |
| The tweets are not market-moving, they are to provide cover for institutional collusion planned way in advance. But he may not know that |
| Kioxia pumping so hard it’s gonna bust |
| mmm ok |
| Fuck your puts, 🌈🐻. 🥂 |
| This sub really needs to get over $MSFT. \n\nI know majority people here are retarded, but you should know by now fundamentals don't matter in this market and there is some other narrative you're missing on it's weakness. |
| Who's gonna tell him |
| Genuinely asking.. what kind of event can actually make MSFT go up at this point? |
| Im happy i bought LUNR |
| Does Iran know they agreed? |
| Fake pumps sour hour going to rock today |
| Going up is all we do apparently |
| It’s going into another phase. Why do you think everyone is grabbing more money for demand and AI data center buildouts |
| Higgsfield + Adobe |
| My calls are back to flat, what the fuck happened genuinely why did we pump in the middle of the day on no news?! Must be news tell me pls |
| What happened?? I was deep red, now im green? |
| Good I had a 5:00pm meeting then maybe we can do 9pm Monday? |
| I'm "investing" too man \*wink wink\* |
| Is it artificial tho |
| Made 8k but left 150k by selling too early |
| Ai has to dump to make money. Welcome to bag holding. |
| We’re back to u don’t have to think anymore just slam calls like a retard for the next couple weeks |
| At some point, market stops believing potus. |
| Algos not sure whether to price in the fake news or keep pumping on it |
| That’s how you’ll know it’s the weekend |
| 2 days back, trump told about apache and suddenly matket pumped. \n\nToday he did fake tweet about deal and still market pumped. Wow. |
| Incredibly difficult, needs to be 2/3rds. I don't even know what he would have to do these days. |
| Orange got the call from elon, expecting a deal tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/as6m627n5p6h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45f1031aa1491b8846aec45a0ba634174249de68 |
| Now to see if the market can actually build off today or go right back to red. Think IPO day will help keep green then we’ll probably see a slow bleed as people sell it off. |
| Please, Harambe, come back to us. |
| BE ADVISED THEY WILL LIKELY DUMP THIS INTO CLOSE AFTER TRAPPING CALL BUYERS |
| It ripped literally 2 weeks ago |
| everything is a meme stock in 2026 🤡 |
| So what do I buy |
| are you guys cashing up for space tomorrow? |
| what is there to umm? you heard the commander! Everyone loves him |
| Where does SPY and QQQ finish today? |
| Iran already denied it lol |
| 1 day to become a tardstronaut. |
| what about those 38 lies about about peace deal? he didn't gain anything then? |
| I made so much in sleepy joes market % wise. |
| Imagine being dumb enough to buy that artificial pump by ai just to get dropped last hour LMAOOOOOOO |
| Buy calls. Always. |
| Do yall think my broker will believe someone hacked my account and blew up my port today? |
| Have you not had enough? |
| Lol |
| That’s the neat part |
| Ready for spy to rip my face off 🙏 |
| So can someone tell my why AMD has a fwd PE of 35 but NVDA has a fwd PE of 16? Did I miss some important piece of news? |
| Microsoft 2% down is practically a green day for the shitco at this point |
| I’m investing. |
| They going out for Chinese |
| Sure rug me 4% and give me 2% back. Ill be right over to jerk you off your majesty |
| my bank in italy offers daily knockout options |
| there is no explanation... sometimes when the market goons into something, you goon right along with everyone else. |
| All eyes on Elon now!. |
| Strikes on,\n\n \nStrikes off |
| So when is food and gas gonna go back to normal? |
| Both are ghey |
| ❤️❤️ |
| Buying out of spite will probably work, my spirit animal |
| MSFT could not give two shits that we're pumping |
| just one more trump truth and its 750 spy |
| I wonder how military people feel about us not retaliating at all after they shot down our helicopter. |
| She’s primed for a jump |
| No, just impeach 😭\n\nPrison would be well deserved too. |
| I declare the bers are fuk!\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter. |
| They’re bring me my grubhub\n\nTimes are tough |
| Delete the app |
| Don’t worry, they’ll announce there’s no deal after markets closed. |
| Give him one for me |
| It’s on the website |
| Hey! Do you use that word it's hurtful. Just call him retarded like everyone else. Jeez. |
| ctrl z |
| Inside you are two animal spirits, bear and bull. One is more right than the other. |
| Shut. The fuck. UP. |
| At this point send it to fucki g coffeezilla or something there is ZERO fucking enforcement of any kind in this CIRCUS of a market |
| fuck this guy.\n\nNACHO -Not A Chance Hormuz Opens\n\nNever thought I'd see Iran kick our ass. But here we are. |
| So everything is green except microsoft |
| They did |
| Piece of cake. Hold n it will more than come back |
| They are negotiating |
| We'll catch u buying the dip next time it's ok |
| Did it get fixed im getting worried |
| there were always some hardliners who spread fake news there |
| A wsb person? Probably used his pointer finger with toothpaste in it..\n\nPuts on toothbrushes...\n\n\nYes I've done this |
| Pigeon poop no where to be found thank god |
| I don’t even think it’s people . It’s the fkn Algos hardwired into fake news constantly . They can move it as they please. Pure luck to be on the right side |
| Make it so |
| double down |
| All the fuel to the fire: no more pdt, ipo and now market caring again about 🥭 tweets. What next? |
| MMs barcoding SPY to fuck everyone's positions |
| They also need to make money too..lol |
| 🤣 |
| I have been staring at my screen doing nothing for the past hour since that spike lol |
| ok |
| Bers don't realise it doesn't really matter. \n\nTrump ask his friends to buy at x time, Then announces deal. \n\nFriends buying moves the price up, retail fomos friend exits. Nothing changes, nothing needs to change everything works as intended. |
| I’m bullish on ADBE purely off of technicals but the long term outlook doesn’t look promising. \n\nIf you provide the right instructions to AI you’ll get an edited image that’s pretty much what you’re expecting. |
| It’s trending down, for obvious reasons. |
| lol discount? That kind of thinking is what led to your loss. There is no bottom. You just found that out |
| I tried this today and lost 10gs. fuck you. I think he used AI to synthetically generate it. |
| Bought lottos incase this thing doesn’t last foe the final 90, next week it’s back to 🌮 algos |
| Iran came out and pointed out all 39 times 🥭 lied and yet market didn’t react. FML |
| SPY a meme stock |
| His "love inflation" calls didn't work so he TACO'd to close at break even and bought puts instead. |
| Tasnim News Agency: "Trump declared 38 times that a deal was imminent. In just three days, he 'imaginarily' sent his deputy to Pakistan four times."\n"As long as Iran does not itself announce the existence of a possible understanding or agreement, Trump's reports on the subject should be considered part of his previous line of" It's as real as it's ever been. |
| Because theta more money for them and less for you |
| Sell now and buy back on at 429 |
| NASA option looking wild |
| OP will sell b4 expiration at 98% down. Then itll rip 10x. |
| Is this sub not already that |
| I’ll say zero chance of that. They need to build mega fomo to capture the largest swath of rubes possible. This goes up for a good clip before they rug pull. |
| I'm like a deer in the headlights rn. No clue wtf to do. |
| It's still gambling, I do extensive due diligence, in the end, it's gambling.\n\nThey can bullshit everything from start to finish. Especially in AI.\n\nI don't have crystal ball and you neither. |
| Chat how do I undo a trade |
| Port moves 10k up or down daily, definitely aged 10 years in a week |
| "i gotta help the spurs win another game brb" |
| I’m still holding and down rn lol but I’m in it for the long haul |
| Iran stands to gain virtually nothing by lying about a peace deal, 🥭 stands to gain everything. As much as iran has surprised in the conflict, they've also been pretty transparent about everything |
| Buy the dip that's it right |
| they did already |
| NVDA deserves to be $1000 . I saw a youngin using chatgpt instead of the calculator app for simple calculations. This is way too bolish |
| Adobe users have hated Adobe for the last 2 decades but we're still using it.\n\nI have no idea what could dislodge Adobe but it's not going to be AI. They recently added a "rotate 2D object in 3D" tool that's AI assisted and it's probably the most useful implementation of AI I've seen yet.\n\nThat's the future. Not tweaking prompts but tools that change or transform aspects of an image with user input. |
| doesnt matter, buy calls |
| 🤔 ummmm |
| It's going to be incredible interesting to see if this sticks or rolls over |
| I don’t care what anyone says I just bought more $MSFT. F all of you. I’m rage buying stocks now. |
| He really just doesn't care to hide it. Where all the others did to some degree. Until they spelled Learning as Lerning |
| 💯 |
| $SNDK ATH EOD? Or tomorrow |
| glad i went hard into it on monday |
| https://preview.redd.it/ltn7tvg95p6h1.png?width=597&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3eda829136d810e78078805b65a9513f78e8eba\n\n |
| $20 bucks away these NASA shares gonna pay for a burger and some fries and the rent.\n\nEdit: /s don’t be gambling your real needed money people. |
| NBIS really doesn't want to go up. |
| This shit flipping over fucking truth social posts proves that institutional traders are just as gay and retarded as we are |
| How can Man.go crush my puts like this? -Ber |
| Hoping this world cup comes down to Iran vs USA in the final. And then they make out at the end and the war ends ❤️ |
| Yep. Something is not right here .. |
| War over again? |
| Didn’t know warfare was scheduled in the media |
| My guy I have absolutely no idea what it is that you're on about |
| Time to go all in! This is it! To the moon! |
| market still owes me 12k from last 8 days or so |
| I love me a 🥭 smoothie with a 🌮 on the side |
| Wouldn't Iran or other countries refute this immediately if not remotely true? |
| Well who the fuck knows anymore, ya know, cuz of tweets and shit |
| https://preview.redd.it/ctott0385p6h1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc166f372125ad63338f1732b4dd2249099f2c25\n\n |
| Oh my god bro sold 🤣🤣🤣 |
| What do you think tsla will do tomorrow? I wanna touch it again. |
| Elon: Yo wtf my ipo is TOMORROW, I dropped $250m on you...\n\nDon: oh right, give me a minute |
| But algos ignore what Iran say |
| Bitcoin +3% perfect hedge |
| Taco taco 🌮🌮 |
| Its always been Memory Gang!!! Sndk!! |
| It's funny. Normally we would just go even higher because fuck it. But are the algos actually thinking "Hold up...no bombs but no deal yet.." |
| Stable Genius |
| Thanks m8 |
| Fuck yeah!\n\n \nStonks go brrrrrr |
| no, because 🥭 would fall for it, and then immediately either surrender or start WW3 |
| I will bet my paycheck RIGHT NOW that this is TOTAL BULLSHIT. Any takers? I'll give you 2:1 odds! |
| Awe pleasant |
| Gap up overnight? |
| I remember that was post stock split. |
| Can they even do it with just a majority if they even get that in both the house and the senate? |
| More like\n\nUS: I agree to a peace deal\n\nUS: I agree to a peace deal\n\n\nIran / Israel / Lebanon: is there someone you forgot to ask? |
| And you just used ironically in the illiterate way |
| 36k in just over 1 hour. Insane. |
| 😔😔 |
| I cant believe tax dollars go to the SEC holy fucking shit throw them out |
| A bull flag is bullish you fucking idiot |
| Is this a euphemism |
| Gas is still like $5/gal |
| Too late. Now you want zero day puts for Friday. |
| puts then, parley everything on the spurs |
| I’m not even a spurs fan and I feel sick about what happened last night |
| yea its a shitshow |
| Do you live near Iran? |
| guys, nothing to worry about, buy this dip or be left out |
| anyone on lmt calls? |
| Fidelity. It’s 11.3% |
| I'm grateful. |
| At this rate the whole planet can deny its existence |
| Why we not pumping even harder |
| KOSPI gonna hit new ATH overnight |
| I don’t gamble. I have due diligence. Fair value 2-3k |
| Show me |
| Let's burn these f*ckin shorts. They had their 4 and a half days. |
| BBG feeds are heavily delayed. From one quant to another quant bro |
| Do they have Wendy’s in Switzerland? |
| it recovered while the rest of the market dumped |
| buying now, either to the moon or to 650, no inbetween |
| https://preview.redd.it/d5totz435p6h1.png?width=822&format=png&auto=webp&s=17334c970de26dc0df0d5f1b046f37b9452f60da |
| That video of him playing is so good debunked |
| Not that I am complaining but in past 100 days we have had 50 deals only for nothing to happen and investors keep behaving like they are cattle at every single headline |
| Infinite money glitch |
| Reports that there is no deal\n\nBasically, when the market is down too much, he just says some BS. \n\nFFS. I am so salty right now |
| Market says otherwise 🤷 |
| Lol even the other sub is calling it out. Like 9 countries agreed to this except the important ones that matter. |
| Thank you for proving my point with 3rd-grade grammar |
| yes |
| I’m scared to ask what that even means… |
| I was really mad at myself that I left 1,000 on the table this morning but after seeing that truth beam I feel a little better. Id have been in trouble |
| You forgot the link to your "this is coming" post, genius |
| I genuinely hate trading in 🥭’s market |
| And Microsoft is not moving lol 🤣😭 |
| Microsoft is a pos u regard |
| FFS... knew I should've went cash gang yesterday. God damnit. |
| Ipo price and see what happens |
| Everyone in the commodities space when eyeing cocoa from time to time. |
| The most corrupt administration ever. From polymarket to the U.S. economy, everything is a rigged casino. Just waiting on Mango's 7th-8th casino bankruptcy. |
| Missed these by about an hour. Lost $1400 instead. I hate this life. |
| Funniest/worse scenario. Solid thesis |
| Source |
| How will Israel fuck us? |
| I’m so fucking scared |
| infinite market glitch...idk why 🥭 isn't doing it everyday. We would be x2 ATH by now |
| Calls \nand puts \nidk what’s going on |
| Bear cope is hilarious |
| Hire someone else to manage the infant if you have gains like that your time is worth too much |
| The 78th peace deal with Iran was promised 3000 years ago |
| No |
| Wtf is N12 news |
| TACO everyday...for next freaking 3 yrs. |
| After buying puts all day, I finally switched to calls 2 mins before the giga pump. It was exhilarating to say the least 🥹 |
| There's a lot of different weird ways to sell stuff and hold shares or buy calls/puts elsewhere etc. to balance things and, say, make money off the theta decay even when a stock stays absolutely still. Basically it's to farm theta or get free money from premiums on options that expire OTM. But those kinds of things you really gotta be careful with or you can destroy your whole future on accident. |
| # bers didn't even get a curtesy spit on that one LMFAOOOOOO |
| Ah yes, have long dated options so you can randomly get fucked by a random tweet or short dated options to get fucked by theta. Take your pick on losing money lmfao |
| We have ayatollmic bombaclat 420 |
| and any bad news gets ignored or faded while the good news pumps, but last Friday we get a -4% QQQ day from no news at all |
| I don't gamble with 3M, so my gain wouldn't make you open the thread.\n\nBut it's good gains for me 😉\n\nI am NOT able to make that every 2 days, it can be 2 months without a position at all, money sleeping peacefully. Ready to go. |
| As someone who has worked in a couple different areas of finance now for 10 years, this is probably the most rigged it’s ever felt |
| Tomorrow is when the real pump starts as investors start to digest today |
| Incredible timing. Did you feel a disturbance in the dark side of the Force? |
| Nobody is talking about Venezuelan oil hitting the market, plus Hormuz is way bigger than it looks on TV, ships are getting through. Trumf is remaking the oil supply market and increasing North and South Americas slice of the oil supply pie. 47d chess |
| Whats even the point of having like 4000 different stocks and like 10000 different ETF's if they literally all move exactly the same based on how much liquidity the Fed injects?\n\nWhy not just cut the BS and just have one stock called "United States Fake Pump and Fraud Machine"😂😂 |
| Yea, I'm seriously tired of the market enabling him like this. Dude must be so high off his own supply having the market at his whims. |
| Deal “shortly” 😬 |
| they have more honor and decency |
| buddy that was half an hour ago, ain't news anymore |
| SPX overnight puts or $2000 on the spurs Saturday? |
| Should I buy Spacex tomorrow or Monday? |
| surprised? |
| MRVL 300 when |
| They def have to wait until after the midterms |
| Why learn to gamble 0DTE when I’m worth $100k? I see yall losing that everyday like you’re numb to it. I see the gambler’s mindset people have in these comments, if I’m sticking my hand on the 0DTE burner I’m doing it when I’m already not worth anything rather than when I have something worth losing. \n\nAnd like you said it’s a single paycheck. I have a job and I have money. |
| Bers be malding that orange doesnt want to bomb lol silly bers |
| You will be sainted |
| US: I agree to a peace deal \nIran: I agree to a peace deal\n\nBears: is there someone you forgot to ask? |
| Taco |
| 🥭negotiating with a mirror |
| according to Tasnim News Agency 38 times, so far |
| God I want the high I hit of 28k back so bad I even got $10 contracts now |
| Perfect cell theme playing as the bols login to their bloomberg terminals |
| Bers thought lol |
| Damn, hope y’all bought the dip! So nice he keeps these coming for us lol |
| Thinking about you just being retarded instead, this whole market is just that too |
| I have to go to |
| It will be my pleasure to serve your shaft today. |
| This was a weak pump. The always ambiguous 🌮 are priced in. |
| Was Wednesday night the most consequential Knicks win ever? |
| i may like him and not iliterate. Dont you like him? Why are you saying not so nice things? Isnt he lovely in a way? Maybe you are just crooked or stupid, with all due respect |
| yup |
| Leon asked The Big Guy to wait until after the markets close, Friday. |
| \nIRAN AND ISRAEL BOTH DENY EXISTENCE OF ANY AGREEMENT. - N12 NEWS |
| Genuinely what the fuck are we even doing over there then? Blocking the strait? No, well sorta, but not really. Striking key targets to make progress in this fucked up show of force? Also somehow no? \n\nI will never find the words to fully express how much I genuinely hate this sloppy melted retard. |
| Option traders hate this one simple trick |
| Not bad scalped some puts after the pump switched to calls and just got out |
| Does anyone know if China's head of the armed forces General Tso was party to the negotiations? |
| https://preview.redd.it/vd66mqnt4p6h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e4cbfb995b10f9958c4c795148509a1729dc9a0 |
| 🥭: Deal soon! SPY + 5% \nIran: No deal: SPY -0.05% |
| maybe the missiles were carrying details on the deal because maybe Iran has no WiFi |
| Begging for someone to impeach him. |
| Just need a quick dump back under 730 thanks it’s the least you could do after royally fucking my puts |
| Who says I think that? Lol |
| Crazy, 4 fighter jets just left the base by where I live |
| I don’t know the secret language dumbass |
| Feels like you hate money. Remind me tomorrow after close |
| Well this comment chain aged like a fucking glass of milk in about an hour, eh? Holy shit what a pump. Now it's showing heavy dealer net long for tomorrow...guessing 745/746 is on the cards before Friday. Ffffffuuuuck. I had a mark on my chart at 733 as the Gamma Flip price today, too... |
| Yes we are gay, but this time for sure they print |
| All of the money in the free world is getting invested in SOMETHING tomorrow. \n\nWhat’s that? Will it be YOUR stocks? No. It sure won’t. |
| No new wars! Wait… that’s not right.\n\nNo, new wars! |
| i initially wanted to get calls. then i didn't because my initial thought is always wrong. but then i realized my thinking is always wrong so i ended up getting calls and made $200. |
| Yeah!!! The Dow is above 50,000 for the third time this year.... 🤔 |
| looks like its forming a bull flag, dump maybe |
| IRAN AND ISRAEL BOTH DENY EXISTENCE OF ANY AGREEMENT. - N12 NEWS |
| lol how predictable |
| Damnnnnn that’s a lucky vibe. I sold a call 30 seconds before for like $400 profit vs about $8000-$10000 but that’s the circus for ya. Enjoy celebrating. Don’t lose it tomorrow ya bish |
| I love the concept of institutional investors being smart when they fall for this shit |
| think about what you're saying and why it's retarded |
| If Trump can make shit up so should Iran. They should just say they have a hundred nukes or something. |
| I have a 136/139 call spread on USO 6dte... I'm prolly still good, right?! 6 days is plenty for stupid shit or stupid tweets to take another go around the merrygoround |
| This 5 min can fuck right off |
| Yeah. Lost about 4 grand. I guess I should have set a stop loss limit order. Instead I just ate that whole candle and my puts went to 0. I guess it’s a good lesson for if I want to play bigger later on. Idk if it would’ve filled though or if the contracts would just teleport to 0 basically. |
| i will buy calls so it all crashes, bers thank me later |
| We hit 800 on Spy before 650 |
| # You can almost feel the seething anger in bers comments LMFAOOOOO. |
| Absolutely, "I'm gonna post this in about 10 minutes do what you will with that information" |
| Nobody is happier than Elons asian path of exile team to hear this news |
| I mean, he cries wolf about striking Iran too. Kinda goes both ways |
| That was the plan |
| Thank you Mr. Pwump |
| Correct |
| Fucking idiot non stop playing with the world and markets. |
| Exactly!! |
| I’m convinced. I’m buying a box of Swiss Miss today. |
| How many times is the market gonna fall for 🥭 bs, he literally already did this whole shtick and lasted not even a weekend |
| Watch SPY close red…. Take me out coach |
| PCT back to 14 end of month |
| Actually sounds like a good idea |
| $zs |
| 🥭is such a fucking chud. Either give up and end the war or fucking commit fucking coward. |
| Meh, the whole world trades stocks around him, theyll forget all about that once hes and will be business like usual |
| But when 🥭 says he will perform attacks and market goes down, somehow 🐻 is ok with that |
| I'm choosing to ignore all the AI stocks going up after the war cancellation and instead celebrating going full adobe portfolio 5 minutes before his announcement \n\n |
| Sun Tzu: "Never let them know your next move"...Iran didn't even know they agreed to peace terms. Pretty solid strategy |
| Think everyone is just ignoring this moron from now on lol, why would you believe any of his lies. |
| It’s going to dump again |
| https://preview.redd.it/r8tjzdnn4p6h1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecfeea75561b1b0ccb23ade52f483299e7d204ce |
| Sell during power hour for a profit and have more money to buy spcx ipo |
| down a touch today.\n\nBut the important thing is I didnt pussyhands my position |
| Guy has to be the most successful conman of all time. That lie got the 30 year below 5% instantly on a social media post. |
| Same script over and over |
| He pumped for his friends now they dumping on you LMAOOOOOOOOO yall getting poohed on by the rich |
| # ‘Nothing has changed’ despite Trump’s recent announcement\n\n“Nothing has changed” despite Trump’s announcement he is cancelling strikes on Iran, Ali Akbar Dareini from the Center for Strategic Studies in Tehran, told Al Jazeera.\n\n“From the Iranian viewpoint, first the US needs to take confidence-building measures before any negotiations take place and before Iran is ready to even talk about the nuclear issue.\n\n“That has not happened. And on the ground realities are telling us that the Americans have taken no measures to de-escalate tensions. From the Iranian viewpoint, Iran does not give in to coercion.\n\n“So I have every reason not to trust what Trump says is a real development.” |
| lol yeah I bet you do -60%. If you make that every 2 days you’d be able to post your gains here. I guess they are as real as a unicorn’s ass |
| I was in puts and flipped to calls like 10 minutes before the taco. I should stop trading now, no way I ever get that lucky ever again |
| Will there be a face ripping pump tomorrow with $SPCX debuting? |
| The creativity that you guys have is unmatched |
| Axios: As part of the agreement, the Iranians will be allocated SpaceX shares before the IPO as well as Anthropic and OpenAI equity if they follow through on their promises of extracting uranium out of their country. |
| That's all getting priced in now but how many years is that gonna take? Plus Musk has been know for underestimating delivery times by a half decade. |
| 😂👏 |
| Y rocket lab retrace pump smh |
| N12 news more believable than 🥭 |
| Iran AND Israel have already denied the report. Lol |
| Whipsaw incoming!!!!! |
| He needs to pump the market for elon |
| The time has come to ask this:\n\n\nIs bear meat edible even? |
| Has anyone here started a Retards Anonymous chapter here? Could be the next big thing. |
| Red by close |
| FIFA gave 🥭 the FIFA Peace Prize. So why would 🥭 screw it up with all the visa nonsense??? |
| Someone leaked ~~the plans~~ their pants |
| wait for it lol |
| She may have not known, she may have known and done the job anyways(im sure it pays more than average) thinking there is low chance of transmission. |
| Glossary:\n\nPraise Be Allah: I will be bombing tomorrow\n\nWe will hit them hard and destroy \ntheir civilization: I will announce a pause soon\n\nHigh inflation: It’s good because stonks go up\n\nPrices are high: it’s great because they will come down soon\n\nInterest rates are high: lower the rates you crazy b\*\*stards\n\nAll Americans must buy DELL: DELL to the moon\n\nBuy stocks: will pump tomorrow. \n\nTariffs good: refunds are coming. |
| So if I buy calls I will go up |
| You just unironically typed ah |
| Have been sitting with the same question but I'm ag 53 I think. Probably hold till loss |
| They already did |
| And the motto still the same\n\nBall like I won a championship game |
| SPY A MEME STONK |
| Genuinely might be a pump for sour hour where they sell in order to have money to buy the SPCX IPO tmr |
| Okay so now Iran will say nobody has said anything to them. |
| I mean why wouldnt he? Market falls for it every single time no matter what |
| Cuz u going nowhere. No way anyone sober acting like this |
| 5% move on $10,000 in stock is $500 gain. Me idiot just recognized that you can make decent money just by buying shares |
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| Makin' my way downtown\n\nWalkin' fast, faces pass and I'm homebound \n\n \n du du du du dooo |
| SpaceX IPO upcoming for friend Elmo, this was fully anticipated. |
| Why are you gambling on 0DTE in an account you have no way to put money into?\n\nIt's a life changing win if you have literally $0 to your name. Get a job bozo, that's a weekly paycheck. |
| Is webull back on the menu? |
| And they fall for it for the 39 time, they deserve to lose loool |
| I was going in and out of puts and calls right before the tweet and I happened to be holding a call and I feel dirty |
| Obama wouldn't |
| [https://www.mako.co.il/news-world/2026\_q2/Article-b6a20fc90b7be91026.htm](https://www.mako.co.il/news-world/2026_q2/Article-b6a20fc90b7be91026.htm) |
| Market manipulation at its finest |
| 300-5800 but I got 300-1400 |
| I'm surprised he didnt wait until Friday to announce this |
| Yea |
| it seems it was somewhat confirmed by iran. the question is - what is the deal. |
| Google is a giant steaming pile of shit |
| TACO Thursday? |
| You don’t know me |
| bers really fkn thot huh |
| Very good, congrats (fuck you) |
| DON'T YOU SEE IT ON IWM!!!!\n\n\nTHE BEAUTIFUL RESUMPTION OF INSTITUTIONAL SELLING AT A 45° DOWNHILL SLOPE!!! |
| My puts got wiped out in like 5 seconds, thanks mango |
| Why are is every SaaS down today? |
| Sold 2/3 of my calls and holding the rest until tomorrow\n\nWhat a lovely day so far |
| \-0.05 % on destroying Iran \n\+1.5% on nvm |
| Taco Thursday |
| more calls tomorrow |
| Tbf it's been fake news for like 12 weeks |
| Actually yeah, pump & dump Biotech. \nMost of the time, I have no open position, I just get my predictible +50-60% in 2 days.\n\nIt's painful trying to understand obscure medical crap, but thanks to your Micron RAM, my AI can do it for me.\n\nAnd it can even find published articles from employees of those company that the company is keeping under the hood for when the share price drops. |
| You have big companies, algos, trained by jane street and so on probably trying to decipher ever single orange tweet lmao |
| I see, but I dont understand why people then sell calls if the loss is unlimited and just stick with buying calls or puts as in both cases the loss is the premium paid. I thought only institutions are selling these calls and puts for retailers to buy |
| no crying in the casino |
| My syndrome is too |
| IRAN : we did not agree to any deals and we are not in direct negociation. \n\n \nTrum is just manipulating again |
| I aaaaaallmost just bought one... almost |
| The more bears there are here, the more this shit gonna pump lol |
| He’d get a lot of votes if he low key threw us a ticker now and again. Not like he’d get arrested |
| cap, you are not 12, you joined in 2015, ain't no way you are 12 |
| Bear gang |
| SPY now has barts like crypto |
| Forgot it’s SpaceX day tomorrow |
| I lost $600 cuz I didn’t realize I was on margin and I’m also slightly retarded |
| The wild thing is 🥭 gives all bears, bulls, and Theta gang a chance. The manipulation is free and public. Most of the time. |
| Fully expecting this to hit LMAO |
| Mhm. I gave my quant a firm peck on the lips before he told me that. |
| Wish I could take delivery of 40000lbs of coca\* |
| 🇮🇷🇺🇸According to the sources, Iranian officials told several countries on Thursday that the Tehran talks produced an agreement in principle, but Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei still needed to give final approval \n🇮🇷🇺🇸The sources noted that both the Iranians and the Qataris had emphasized that the U.S. strikes overnight significantly increased Iranian suspicions about Trump's real intentions |
| Calls on Mexico, puts on South Africa |
| Literally fake and market doesn’t care |
| I'm going with Friendly-Point on this one |
| How many times are we bombing iran during this ceasefire |
| Textbook taco from da orange guy |
| I know you bought calls at the top!( I did too) |
| You deserve an award |
| Can I bet on Donny saying the strike is still on after market close? |
| oil is red red stonks are green green |
| >In the event SpaceX moons in its first few weeks\n\nMoons how, exactly?\n\nGoes from a $2T market cap to a $50T market cap? A company worth more money than the amount of money that exists? |
| Fuck idk what to. It |
| 🥭 has learned how to trick algos |
| Sureeeee |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 760.0 before 12-Jun-2026 05:07 PM -05 |
| Finally, this regard does something useful. |
| Dumpppp |
| Easiest play is shorting USD |
| !banbet |
| His front and back side? |
| Yeah.. unfortunately, that might be the reason he does it.. |
| How can you trust this won’t just reverse |
| i don't think it has to be one OR the other |
| Who is they? Jesus |
| Just checked out n12 news. How do y'all read those squiggly lines? |
| Go figure. The manipulation is so tiresome |
| Maybe he knew what he was doing when he wasn't sleepy trump |
| BREAKING: Trump to deliver full text of peace deal to iran etched on the outside of a hypersonic missile. |
| $700 is a life changing win for a $20 account that I had no way of putting any money in to.\n\nI’m an engineering student in college I’m not worried about my long term expected growth from working.\n\nYall think in absolute dollars too much a 500% gain is always welcome |
| in about 15 min the market will realise that the issue was cpi, ppi and jobs and continue down |
| 🥭Threatening strikes is like me buying concert tickets any more. When they go on sale it sounds awesome and I buy the tickets. Then the week of the show arrives and I start to consider parking, crowds, late night & work tomorrow ... and I bail. |
| this is a huge bull trap right now! weve seen it 17 times today |
| it hit 850 Friday and Tuesday |
| Jesus that shit is rich. God speed my friend I'm gonna watchlist this one. |
| Two weeks! |
| demand for oil/gas keeps going up. I'm sure there's a black market. |
| So what's the play here? |
| lol |
| Not. At. All. |
| If only 40% of American adults weren’t illiterate |
| Solid, don’t explain anything. |
| Not completely in still pulled into pointless.meetings |
| Holy shit this!!! |
| First time? |
| 745 eod |
| Was it clear as day? \nYes \nDid I get calls?\n\n# Of course not. |
| Taco Thursday are a thing now, apparently. |
| No positions thankfully... but we can follow through with anything. F TACO man. |
| We essentially did that when we assassinated Khomeini. We were having negotiations with the IRGC then bombed his compound with all his advisors during the process |
| mango totally fucked me |
| > Tasnim News Agency:\n\n> "Trump has announced 38 times in the past two months that an agreement is imminent!\n\n> Within 3 days, he had imagined sending Vance to Pakistan 4 times.\n\n> Until the possible understanding is announced by Iran, any news from Trump in this regard should be considered as part of his previous messages." |
| Penny stock soon |
| Link?? |
| lol what are you in? Probably like some bs company with no earnings |
| Anyone trust this market? |
| Well what happened during the last El Niño? |
| I'm all in on frozen concentrated orange juice futures https://youtu.be/5q9-8F9sxkw?is=u8d5YCpkO5BdngTX |
| Bruvs move on. MSFT is dead money. Eventually it probably will recover but could be a 18-24 months |
| TACO 🌮 |
| Up up we go |
| Idunno 🤷♂️\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/j9j0y8564p6h1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=210da29d1fb0089a44331f0cef92c7ca7fc027f4\n\n |
| I like it when the big double percentage move is growing my account instead of losing money! |
| Lmao how can you tell |
| the market is going to be insane tomorrow |
| IF YOU ARE A BEAR AND NOT WINNING, YOU ARE EITHER CROOKED OR YOU'RE STUPID \nanyone wishes to applaud me for the reference? |
| Bears: “Lol so fake, loading up on more puts here”\n\nActual fucking retards. Hard T. |
| https://preview.redd.it/l81obd514p6h1.jpeg?width=957&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51df236cc46e4203624e72b5b60539db78fcd148\n\nI’ve picked up shares but yeah just waiting for it to go back up someday |
| If only there would have been a way to avoid this |
| My neck is starting to hurt from the whiplash |
| This market is actually fucking unhinged lmfao |
| Big progress, soon we'll even have a ceasefire. |
| ok |
| Yeah we’re so not bombing you tonight Iran 😉😉 |
| no sympathy for those who didn't see this coming |
| What a bunch of baloney |
| Geography lesson |
| Lmfao can't believe I sold my calls before it shrekked super hard |
| retard market strikes again |
| If we reach a deal spy is going vertical man |
| TACO ALWAYS TACOS \nMARKETS ALWAYS GO UP\n\nThis guy makes Gordon Gecko look like a saint |
| 😂 |
| Trading without PDT rules on margin is so much better, no wonder i was terrible at it before. I have limited funds so I was holding too long onto losers since all the money would be gone till tomorrow |
| DRNL and chill |
| Thoughts on this hitting 741... |
| Now wait until Iran says no deal and it pumps for real |
| Cicadas… sesame seeds. Burger king |
| so you're telling me I missed yet another generational buying opportunity on MU |
| IF YOU ARE A BEAR AND NOT WINNING, YOU ARE EITHER CROOKED OR YOU'RE STUPID |
| He is just making crap up. |
| Because humans trade on emotion and algos dont. You don't want to be caught on the wrong side of algo trade. 😄 |
| Loaded up on palls. |
| Can’t share a link? |
| PMs must be smoking some strong rock to keep up with this market circus |
| Capital "T" transaction... 🤪😂🤣 |
| Damn I haven’t checked it in a while how’s it below 400 again… glad I didn’t “invest” in it when it’s around 400 |
| >IRAN AND ISRAEL BOTH DENY EXISTENCE OF ANY AGREEMENT. - N12 NEWS\n\nshocker |
| It was always going back to 750 in the next few weeks. It dropped from 760 to 720 in two weeks time. |
| Live by the tweet, die by the tweet |
| The cancellation of the strike is cancelled |
| Rescheduled for Saturday |
| AI bubble will burst in about 2 to 3 years, I want to make money today. |
| Alright in all seriousness, neither a ber nor bol anymore, this fat fuck shouldn’t be able to have this level of control |
| Extremely relevant because it does move the market |
| Pls tell me ur next play 😂💸💸 |
| Lol ridiculous it truly is a clown market. 🥭 100% tells all his friends to buy calls here, buy puts there. He probably sends out mass messages "buy calls any call except msft or meta at 12pm" |
| Omg it keeps going higher |
| exit liquidity with a 2% retail allocation |
| Lost money gambling and chasing mon-wed. Finishing today flat which means I actually win. Will likely be red tomorrow 👍🏻 |
| SO MUCH WINNING! NEED TO WIN MOOOORE! |
| MRVL 272.50 6/18 calls.. going to be wild ride. |
| Well it looks like o picked a terrible day to full port puts and close my eyes for a few hours |
| Do I paperhand my 67% gain on calls or do I hold them through SpaceX tomorrow |
| I planned to buy calls before market close expecting TACO after hours and 10x my account, but Mango caught me off guard |
| They were happy for a week but they should have learned that the market is not going to really crash again |
| This can still easily dump again. Loaded more puts on this discount. Only down 90% now, can still easily turn into massive profit. |
| Loaded up on puts, classic manipulation |
| I have said it before, and I will say it again.....FUCK YOUR PUTS |
| Lamo,for the 43rd time this month alone |
| 4:15 pm \n\nWE ARE DONE WITH WAITING SEND THE MISSILES |
| Can’t stop winning🤪🤪🤪 |
| Do I keep 1 min trading puts |
| Never forget the brave soldiers who died for this pump and dump war |
| What’s worse is they just do it in broad daylight and nothing happens. Not even a little shame or desire to be covert. Just hanging their balls in our faces and laughing because nobody will stop them |
| I hope Pelosi does a swimsuit addition after she leaves. |
| # SNDK NEXT TRILLION DOLLAR STOCK |
| Its like clarifying the lies your grandmother just said at the thanksgiving table |
| And you the last in line number 6 |
| Waiting to buy MU calls tomorrow when retail fomo on spcx |
| 🫵🏼😂what shares? |
| Man the market really hates MSFT |
| You hope... |
| who would've guessed |
| https://rollcall.com/factbase-twitter |
| Fucking scrub |
| boomer stock |
| It’s because he’s a day trader and his portfolio needed to be saved 😂 |
| All the stocks are going green\n\nExcept the ones I'm holding |
| So basically mango is bullshitting to pump the market for ATH during SpaceX IPO |
| Bought 2 weeks ago, down 26% lol. Yeah, seems heavily shorted and manipulated. The value is there, the growth is there, but the stock action is lagging behind and bleeds from the IPO |
| Technically in that case it's legit and not market manipulation if the other side isn't involved right? Some sides technically have reached a deal. |
| "Sorry can't bomb u im busy lets reschedule mmm kay" |
| Algos processing ai articles that are self generated from other ai articles when an actual headline hasn't been made in a week |
| I will send you $500 Venmo if it does |
| You just say ai will crash but don’t want to make money. Got it |
| Must be up right the whole market iss so musttt beee |
| MU 1000 tomorrow. War's over, pump resumes |
| https://preview.redd.it/26gl9f7w3p6h1.png?width=1456&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b8baad8f1eae0b7a969ddc250ec9da50b7f2b01\n\n |
| Fully agree. Don’t think it lasts the day. People still gonna want their SpaceX play money. |
| Money is not real it is fake and you are ghey |
| Rklb do somethinf |
| This market has done nothing but reward this behaviour since 2025\n\nFuck the bond market too, if anything they should’ve made these criminals squirm but they’ll occasionally get yippy then fuck off for a bit |
| https://preview.redd.it/rx3gcixu3p6h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99c07ef7eee82f24a0a68f9e2228d971d0784259 |
| Mine restarted a few times after it |
| Next stop 750 boys |
| good bot |
| We probably have a deal! Hip hop hooray |
| MRVL 300 EOD |
| This will sell off into close no one in their right mind will hold over night. Iran might come out and say this never happened or Israel bombs someone or something. I was up $800 got wiped out on that pump then rode that little wave down and made $400. I am out for the day. If you have calls guys congrats but don’t hold overnight and be exit liquidity |
| OK, so the Algo’s got fooled again. But now why aren’t humans selling the shit out of this? |
| Its like the movie parasite. Everyone in the work place feels like an imposter |
| Doesn't matter they deny it, he said it already so no one cares |
| My wife making me burgers five guys style |
| he is just buying time so he can strike on the weekend obviously |
| Omg what a recovery by the market. Let me check how my MSFT is doing |
| Bers busy getting a Pap smear |
| It's literally the only relevent thing to markets apparently so at a certain point you really really should be caring |
| 😎 |
| Got out of my calls with $100 profit after it dropping $4k. Fuck this mango piece of shit |
| Lol, lmao even. |
| TSLA calls or puts for tomorrow? |
| Quick gains is still gains brother |
| I never claimed I shorted MU, is that you ?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fqhde8dy3p6h1.png?width=145&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d35ab5cd6efca045d9610cfd2f7212407d6b0d0 |
| Yesterday I sold my 0DTE calls right before the dump and today I sold my 0DTE puts right before the pump one of these days imma get caught😂 |
| Sold my spy call at 129, grabbing some rope lol. Good play on you |
| Fuck this guy |
| Microshit fucking pos |
| the US will invade Iran in afterhours. |
| Cancelled during trading hours wow |
| I need to get truth social just so I can get this news sooner |
| so all the semi money going to space later? |
| I love that my food, good, and services can now teleport. But unfortunate they have to keep the lights on, that'll cost em. |
| Your math is wrong sir...a house is not 1 dollar \n\n |
| This is exactly why I don't buy puts any more it's just fucking infuriating that it goes to shit on random posts |
| This is my peace talks! |
| I don’t think many people are |
| He can apparently cry "wolf" an infinite number of times, and the market will still believe him every time. Here comes the 50th upcoming peace deal this year LOL |
| No, thats the point. I don't get how it works over and over again. |
| Everyday, we should buy one far OTM calls just in case 😄 |
| Its funny how immediately after 🥭 announces a deal, Iran and Israel deny its existence like what the fuck is this guy talking about |
| Does that usually work out after a god candle? |
| But the clown in chief does give a shit about optics |
| Apparently taco tweets have 0 impact on MSFT except when market goes down, then drill team 6 all day long |
| bruh my desktop has literally been restarting in a cycle since 8 am today after a windows update |
| Glad i fomo'd in at 1350$. |
| Have you seen the cost of wire these days?! |
| Same bro, same |
| \*BLOOMBERG: AYATOLLAH OF IRAN AND US PRESIDENT AGREE ON SPACEX IPO PRICING |
| Yes. But, I like Nancy's boobs. |
| $SNAP????? Bet. I'm in. |
| Imagine being a ber in a generational bullrun |
| Always |
| https://preview.redd.it/4mveoz6o3p6h1.jpeg?width=4308&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=551c9ebf710f406326cd507b7226e935360e99d2 |
| Bears have started a petition to the US administration for the invasion to proceed as they deem that this was unfair on their puts |
| There’s a bitch on here down voting lmao |
| He mistakenly thought today was Friday. Now he has to hold off one more day. Announcement to stop bombing will happen Monday morning at 3:48am. |
| His account was hacked |
| I’ve been have a lurking suspicion recently about this too |
| IT BROKE 735 |
| Truth nuke |
| Calls on TDS in this thread 📈 |
| you new here? lolz |
| Ahh |
| Until this is definitely confirmed by Tehran, I'm going to call BS in this.? |
| we were just restin up for the moon 💯 |
| Meta and Msft still not green 😂 |
| He knows exactly what he’s doing lol we just don’t know what he’s doing |
| Oh my gourd |
| Oh did i actually call them making bullshit up about a deal for the 30th time |
| You forgot insider trading |
| I almost bought 0.18c calls on QQQ then I chickened out before TACo 😭 |
| Pumping again |
| Don’t try to be a hero by shorting this shit. The dump is canceled. Don’t try to chase it. |
| Yeah, you’re definitely going all gold and never being a degenerate gambler again |
| it is, where have you been the past two years? |
| Not possible. Nothing makes sense |
| https://preview.redd.it/qzhdguxk3p6h1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=5337098587c2f9c38ad398678eba300c0a569000\n\n |
| Chick peas? |
| Pls just need a slight pullback on SOXX I promise I won’t buy more puts |
| BarakRavid tweets: "🇮🇷🇺🇸According to the sources, Iranian officials told several countries on Thursday that the Tehran talks produced an agreement in principle, but Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei still needed to give final approval The sources noted that both the Iranians and the Qataris had emphasized that the U.S. strikes overnight significantly increased Iranian suspicions about Trump's real intentions" |
| time to kinda not really but sorta care about soccer for the first time in 3.9 years |
| The only thing that surprised me is he didnt wait until market close lol |
| Trump Always Chickens Out. |
| We back bols |
| How much did you start with??? |
| You are probably right honestly. It likely will rip at first. The problem is, at some point unbeknownst to any of these “investors”, reality will hit and they will become exit liquidity fast and hard |
| I think they have seeing it’s 4 years bud you aren’t that important |
| Best comment today. |
| OP put all his cash in one play, so it's all at risk. |
| Loaded Taco Doritos taste like loaded ass 🦹♂️ |
| It just needs a concept of a reason |
| 💯 |
| Things I check every day before leaving work at 5pm. Whether White Sox have been rained out and whether military strikes for evening have been canceled. |
| Lay off the weed bro |
| Lmao\n\nTrump threatening to bomb -1%\n\nTrump taco-ing +2%\n\nEverytime lol. Then he probably will bomb anyway but nobody cares. |
| SaaSpocalypse, MSFT is doomed. Windows has always sucked compared to other OS, Majorana is crappy quantum, GOOGL, AAPL, and AMZN eating their lunch and dinner. |
| Let's all go in and order something |
| damn bears, you almost had it. It touched red, and then shot to the fucking moon. Eat shit losers |
| no lol. best sit on your hands at this point. shit is fragile to say the least |
| His statement on the negotiation seems to be missing the most important country’s approval. It’s all wordplay. Iran hasn’t agreed to anything. |
| Dude didn’t cancel shit, wasn’t ever going to happen |
| Adobe is becoming high garbage, that shit cannot even open PDFs without collapsing on its own app and erroring out. Shit cannot do anything. Trash deserves to die |
| man, i'm kinda starting to think our president doesn't know what he's doing |
| wondering if that guy who made like $300,000K this week on vibe trading 0DTE SPX by averaging price down until the reversal (which worked great the last couple days)... well wonder how he is doing today.... |
| im mistaken, WE are regarded |
| We can ask the Koreans to pump our semi con bags again |
| I made $200 from SPY calls today! |
| Shocker 🖖 |
| Bro thank you , you called it |
| ^Low ^thinking ^mode |
| Imagine having to explain to your grandchildren in 35 years that they're not going to college because you were afraid of Kharg Island |
| bers furious once again |
| Why is Israel always snitching on my boi? |
| Oh and with the push of that send button....Donaldino Pumperino just cancelled rate hikes, and introduced cuts (if he can pull off a deal here in short order)....we mooning, for a while |
| Fart\* |
| Someone’s gotta hold these bags. They’re a deadman walking |
| What $MSFT product do you consider to be a moat? There’s your answer |
| Bro I hope u wrong. That would make comeback to negotiating table almost impossible |
| You remember about how much you had on June the third? \nkeep forgetting |
| He wants to save it for Friday after close. |
| Guys, this time is for real!\n\nWe're about to have peas in the Middle East! |
| Im not buying in but this gives relatively little control of the company.\n\nMusk is retaining 80% ownership with this offering.\n\nSo if you believe in Spacex is one thing but do you think your inflated shares are worth this small of an ownership? |
| he is liquidating stocks from his IRA to fund margin, add to this position |
| Praying mango wont taco on the taco |
| Stocks casually pumping 8-9% on one tweet totally normal |
| All world leaders should be relieved of their duties and we should have a worldwide country leadership draft with the same pool of people as draft eligible. Everyone can vote by phone like Eurovision.\n\nWould shake shit up a bit. |
| Is there a way to filter this thread so I don’t have to see people crying about Microsoft every day? |
| Oh gotcha so you just were all talk while I’m the man in the arena. Armchair QBs are the worst people. |
| Yeah he should have at least recommended a couple tickers in that post. |
| 1 trilllionaire > 1million millionaires obviously |
| It really is disgusting. We all work for money to survive on a daily basis and he and his insiders and his family get this information before his tweets and they can make $100 million in five minutes. They could buy $100 million houses in five minutes with the money they make it’s really disturbing. |
| I been at this job for 4 years and don't know what I'm doing still. I'm trying to blend into the background as much as possible and hope one day people just forget about me. |
| Im so excited for tomorrow. If TSLA pumps to 480 I will finally be able to leave the casino |
| Elon called his man to pump the Market |
| Intraday TACO, those are rare. |
| He's just out there negotiating peace by himself while the other countries have no idea |
| sometimes i feel like the requirements needed to be president of the USA arent stringent enough... |
| Best i can do is dump. |
| AVGO to the moon. Ber fukt |
| Gonna change to Baron, Trumps son |
| Today actually hurt my heart |
| Link? The website seems to be in Hebrew… |
| Iran and Gaza are going to be the Vegas of the Middle East. |
| if u post ur losses in buying 1000x today |
| Do I buy more puts |
| The problem is there's no customers in space. The only way to make money is through a colossal operation to mine meteorites (basically impossible currently) or to find exotic alien species (probably too far away).\n\nOr... have everyone forcibly buy the stock through their 401k's? Profit! |
| Shart of the deal |
| tell me you're over leveraged without telling me you're over leveraged |
| I mean it went straight down like two days of the last 6. |
| Doubt considering he’s in line with Elon so Monday |
| https://preview.redd.it/697o3i8e3p6h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415c0412dda4de8fe02de61f49d8d8a5db1aa2ab |
| dont trade against the algos guys |
| Yeah it’s called getting liquid to buy the ipo |
| Rip bears |
| Why is this pump holding? I understand a pump, but apparently even with time to consider, the market is again taking the word of the most full of shit man on the planet |
| Where Tuesday |
| ALL THE CARDS!!!!!! |
| New highs are back on the menu if he delivers. Lfg. |
| Iran is going to let 🥭 hang himself by draining the US’s oil storage to zero. Nothing has ever been more obvious. |
| Shoe La La? |
| 3% pump today |
| Why are people still taking him at his word? |
| Thats all the correction were gonna get? How lame |
| ARE YOU GUYS REGARDED?\n\nAPPL under $300\n\nMSFT under $400\n\nMU under $1000 \n\nARE STEALS |
| it's really shocking that missiles are good for peace why doesn't everyone do this |
| I just got a small hedge, because we have seen this 43 times now. |
| Pump it |
| There is no deal. Don't be naive. This is so fucking stupid. |
| Orcl barely moved |
| So 🥭 basically canceled the strike because he was paper-handed bitch who chickened out 😤 |
| now we just theta the rest of the day apparently |
| In 100 years if we haven’t all haven’t had our consciences uploaded into xAI to gamble our life savings on Mech 🥭coin each day I truly wonder what historians will say about this period of literal financial market corruption. |
| mrvl bois back in the game |
| 🤫 |
| \nfears of war -> market down (ALOT) \nwar happens-> market up (very little) \nwar stops-> market (up little)\n\nALOT > (very little + little) |
| What part of what you wrote doesn’t make sense to you? |
| This wasn't Trump's tweet. This was AI. This is too polished and even uses an em dash. |
| this is actually epic |
| Lol this is adorable |
| shart door sealed off |
| Algos killed the market, they are too dumb to understand basic lies |
| fuck it, wether hes bluffing or not, im buying some stocks ive been eyeing for long term |
| I don't short useless american businesses, ty. \nEspecially with some politicans bullshitting every 2 days for the past 100 days. |
| They will teach about this war in all kind of books including diplomacy, military and psychiatry |
| If this is one of my shares i will veto the deal |
| This grass, are you touching it without consent? |
| Self deal. |
| Betting on stonks going down!? You know that stonks only go up except for 1-2 days of panic every few months, right? |
| I bet you 🥭 will attack kharg island while “negotiations” are being discussed so the market doesn’t tank until they actually attack it |
| Msft join the pump you useless cuck |
| Goes from I'm gonna strike em so hard to just kidding and the market says great glad that is over forever |
| Ahahaha. What a retarded market.\n\nThank you for all the laughs 👑🥭🤡. |
| Someone call security the bears are crying in the casino again |
| Damn that three day recession was a little too long for my liking |
| Wars are now live subtweeted and condensed in hours for the new gen of short attention spanned humans |
| *🥭 after markets close:*\n\n*Deletes Truth*\n\n*Bombs Iran*\n\n"I never said that" |
| Sleepy joe would have spy at 1200 by now. And DXY at 130. Milkshake everywhere. |
| What a clown. |
| The art of the deal. |
| We need to get a WSB person inside the social media team of the White House... |
| Close the casino ! I’m annoyed and may cry . And u can’t cry in here ! |
| Bears have victim complexes, imagine complaining it's unfair because there isn't nuclear war LMAO |
| Literally nobody thought we were going to take Kharg island. This was the most obvious bait and switch ever |
| At least you made $70 |
| Wont believe in any deal until i see iranian president sign something |
| full port puts on the value of my port |
| Spy 800 incoming |
| Funny shit. Sadly, looks like we won't be getting back to 90 today anyway. I guess calling off the "planned" strikes was all it took for now. All so tiresome |
| HELP |
| VIX back below 20, it's go time ladies and gents...fucking BULLLLL MARKET CONTINUES!!!! See you in 10% on the SPY |
| Watching the rally with heavy MSFT bags |
| Wait til Bears learn that the dip was the market building up charges for a sprint to $800 |
| Breaking: Ian agrees to open strait in exchange for 1000 shares of spacex |
| One of these these days 🥭's gonna turn heel and type out an anti bibi tweet,I just know it |
| Thoughts on SPY 09/30 $735C? |
| Uh... A 2-em dash. This braindead fuck is using AI now to post? Awesome, I'm sure this is completely accurate... /s |
| TACO |
| > Elon Musk’s SpaceX IPO draws $100B in orders from retail investors\n\nGuess there will be enough left for Anthropic |
| ok, since the war is 'over' can we have SPY to 800? TFYATTM. |
| It'll bounce back |
| Bessent informed 🥭 his SpaceX shares would be impacted if we didn't pretend to make a deal today |
| I'm glad the government and JP could finally work together to kill puts. \n\nAmerican dream in the making |
| I don't think poots for the rest of the day tbh\n\nAlgos too powerful with fake tweet \n\n |
| Sorry no refunds on the order |
| All I understood was buy high |
| I’m pretty sure he even wrote a book about this called “Art of the delay” or something like that |
| Some algos are getting wiped after this week lol. Claude don’t you know a fucking lie when you see one? |
| THE inflation. I love the inflation. |
| ISRAEL WAS SURPRISED BY TRUMP’S TWEET. NETANYAHU WAS INFORMED ABOUT IT DURING A MEETING OF THE CABINET - ISRAELI CHANNEL 12 ... |
| No way man mang0 would never lie about something like this. |
| I stupidly bought a call because I am an impulsive idiot, and now we are getting the most pathetic pump attempt possible. |
| Neither can their fish head wife |
| Ain’t no market give a fuk about WC I promise you that |
| 🚨 🚨 🚨 IRAN SAYS PEACE DEAL COULD BE ACCEPTED AS SOON AS TONIGHT! 🚨🚨\n\n\nSPY\n\n📈📈📈📈📈 |
| The real peace deal was the friends we made along the way |
| Strawberries. Redwire grows en. Go guy ! |
| How did he post today at 6:28pm? |
| lmao market like nah, we believe 🥭 |
| Completely missed on all fronts. |
| Strait talks going well! |
| Wait 30 minutes for Iran to respond how they don’t know what deal Trump is talking about before you buy. |
| No chance |
| No one cares about that tard. |
| Words cannot describe how pissed I am at the TACO. I sold my 0dtes 30 seconds before he sent this. Would have made $40k. |
| And now that you have that million you could model an income portfolio with SCHD, DGRO, FDVV, DIVO, IDVO, VYMI, GPIQ, GPIX and SPYI to give you around $50 - $55k a year in income that will continuously grow. Throw in 10% in SPMO, VOO or VTI and you're set for life. |
| Bears will huff copium tonight and tomorrow as we pump, pretend they are the smartest in the room on the weekend thread while bulls are touching grass, and then cry next week when we’re back at ATHs |
| 🚨 🚨 🚨 IRAN SAYS PEACE DEAL COULD BE ACCEPTED AS SOON AS TONIGHT! 🚨🚨\n\n\nSPY\n\n📈📈📈📈📈 |
| 1 hour later he'll say talks are done back to bombing |
| nah, gamma exposure will magnet spy to 737 close. if it holds up |
| Generational levels of retardation proliferating before our eyes |
| I made a few grand riding this thing up today lmao |
| Calls |
| i get today's tweet. what else are you talking about in the past week? |
| Spy 742 tomorrow if mango can keep this up |
| BTW, 🥭 and friends are gonna manipulate the treasury market after they get bored of fucking with oil |
| literally nothing has actually happened to impact the real values of these assets |
| Donald Jenius Trump? |
| You cant handle these deal cannons |
| Everyone so worried about SpaceX ipo its gonna end up being a nothing burger |
| War Cancelled !! Upppp up and away |
| It's just going to keep going straight up like this, right? |
| Of course, I should have known 🫣 |
| I bought the old dip. How are your shorts? I guess on fire? |
| yes? |
| Don't care. Not relevant. |
| dump it pls my puts r fukd |
| EOD |
| The fart of the deal |
| NVDA, AVGO, AAPL, QCOM |
| But he can use his shares to borrow money. That is really an advantage. Think about if bank wants to loan you 100k money at 3% interest rate , using 1% of your property (like a house) as collateral. While you know your house isn’t worth that much anyway. |
| Trump has 2 buttons to press, one green, one red |
| Trumpflation |
| IRAN AND ISRAEL BOTH DENY EXISTANCE OF ANY AGREEMENT. -N12 NEWS\n\nLMFAOOOOOO 🤡🤡🤡 |
| Covfefe |
| Oh me neither its just a consistency ive noticed |
| Orange pedo announces deal just in time for space pedo |
| The real surprising thing is people still believe him and/or haven't coded the bots to ignore him. |
| See you tomorrow |
| Have you seen America? |
| I just like the vibes here better. Those dudes are boring. |
| 715 QQQ ALGO PUMP IT |
| Suddenly a deal claim a couple of hours before the WC kicks off huh\n |
| The usual then. |
| Everyone's selling their tech/AI stocks to jump into the SpaceX IPO, dump it when it pops, then rotate right back into tech/AI. Monday, we're all going to Valhalla. 🚀📈 |
| IWM flat EOD. |
| Bers why not just buy $SNDK and hold? You’d be up so bigly by now |
| ok |
| Mango really is a master in creating bears. We are barely a few % from ath and this sub is already full of them |
| Already denied by both Israel and Iran on coming towards a deal. |
| SanDisk to 2k before EOW. |
| Enough already, Please do something about this. Where are you, the world is waiting.\n\nThe Rest Of The World, |
| My 401k is down to a 401hundred |
| Till tomorrow when he changes his mind again 😒 |
| I would take my money out of it before earnings sharing |
| Nah bro there's so many countries ready to travel 3,000 miles across the Atlantic or 6,000 across the Pacific to attack the US. They're even ready to land 3 million troops D Day style and maintain supply lines. Trust me bro. |
| Unless others includes Iran, this is meaningless lol |
| IN IRAN, THEY RESPOND TO TRUMP: HE HAS ALREADY SAID 38 TIMES THAT THERE IS AN AGREEMENT, HIS WORDS SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE HIS PREVIOUS LIES - ISRAEL'S HAYOM NEWS ... |
| Believe it or not, bullish |
| Good. Rdw |
| ok |
| fears of war -> market down \nwar happens-> market up \nwar stops-> market up \nThe fuck? |
| The absolute incompetence is astounding |
| "Israel not aware of any agreement between US and Iran", lol let the bombings continue I guess. |
| Pause for World Cup |
| The pain will be exquisite. Overhyped and pump and dump. |
| Because everyone thinks they'll get in just before it takes off like it always does, but most of them don't they just drive up the price |
| 🥭 must have have meant Epstein's island instead of Khang |
| those 780 7/10 calls I bought yesterday for pennies dont seem so retarded now (jk, they're still retarded) |
| Ah yes - now we’ve reached full circle.\n\nAutocorrect typos |
| Had 50k locked but chickened out last minute. Dont trust the story after evaluating pros and cons. Thinking of dumping all my holdings...its only 5% down over last 2 days. |
| Do a fake deal\n\nGet 100 bps of rate cuts\n\nCome back 90 days later with NATO\n\nSend WTI to 150 |
| 🇮🇷 Playing 🌮 like a 🎻 |
| Then what the fuck are you still doing here. Go to r/stocks |
| Are the boots on the ground in the room with us now? |
| To be fair, he doesn’t have IRAN in his list of countries. |
| You’re probably right |
| Have a feeling orange takes on iran depend on the last person he is talking to |
| What moves u making ? |
| that's Donald J Trump for you peasant |
| You forgot "INCREMENT WARS ENDED COUNT" |
| yeah |
| you absolutely **cannot** convince me the past week has not been somehow orchestrated for $SPCX IPO day |
| Translation: I’m nothing more than equal parts crime boss and fucking idiot. Sometimes I fuck things up so badly that even my bootlickers have to step in to save me from myself.. |
| I am pro trans rights, but what does this have to do with my stock portfolio? |
| 10:43 AM EST Tomorrow:\n\n["IRAN HAS NOT AGREED TO THE CONDITIONS SO WE WILL RESUME BOMBING THIS WEEKENED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"](https://media.tenor.com/OF5sOmdQ5C8AAAAe/classic-back-to-the-future.png) |
| DNUT calls are printing!!! 🤑 \n\nNo one probably listened to my crazy talk all week about it. |
| Obviously, he wouldnt have been begging Iran to make a deal every other tweet if he could have actually won the war. |
| Our boy Jensen |
| I still have a push mower like a sucker. |
| chart looks identical the last MSFT move 😂 you got time bud might be alright |
| Making up a ground invasion, cancelling the fake invasion, and announcing a fake 10 party concept of s deal all in one trading session |
| SPCX IPO is to US financial markets what asteroids are to dinosaurs. |
| Or algorithms trading by sentiment anal. and only keeps winning because other dumb algorithms make their sentiment anal thesis self fulfilling |
| The day before Elon goes public. Standard. |
| You can't handle the truth. |
| TACO? |
| Narcissists need to feel in control. He is doing this to lie to himself he is in control of this process. |
| Don't care, +100% on my C707. Market go up, long live the constitutional republic |
| Great addition to the post! So much insight! Wow! |
| I mean you're too stupid to understand that. |
| I hate the mango |
| I expected it on Friday, not Thursday |
| We're talking about a 90B company that has pledged 25B in share buybacks. The valuation is getting silly. They just need a catalyst. |
| “Discussions and final points have been, in both concept and great detail, approved by all parties involved”\n\nKey word there is “concept” |
| ✔️Iran deal \n✔️I love inflation \n\n\-*Donald Trump* |
| Microsoft is always fucking down. We probably don’t need a post about it every time it disappoints? |
| I paid 30 euro for wifi and started trading when I know I can get fukt if the internet goes down which is highly likely cause plane’s wifi and you still think you’re regarded? |
| This is why I just subscribed to Barron T's live streams for trading tips instead. |
| The real bombs were the bombs he sent on our ports with his fuckery |
| Dump it, i sold my call from yesterday already and am happy |
| Somebody said 🥭 will have to do tiktoks now because his tweets don't work anymore and now I cant stop laughing at the idea of him doing those stupid dances lmao |
| IRAN AND ISRAEL BOTH DENY EXISTENCE OF ANY AGREEMENT. - N12 NEWS\n\nlol? |
| I made $400 on this stupid thing a couple weeks ago and vowed never to touch it again |
| Siri? Alexa? |
| The reason why this is the easiest money making machine of all time is because first we pumped 1% on more attacks, then jumped another 1% on the cancellation of those attacks we pumped on to begin with |
| I think Trump even surprised himself on that one😂 |
| Ty. Korea |
| Crazy day today.\n\nBought calls at $980 this morning\n\nMid-day low $38\n\nAfter pump $2210.... SOLD \n\n \n\n\n |
| # LMAO can you even be a boglehead in this scam market? 😭 |
| if you have 0dte puts then you're fucked lmao 🤌🏻 |
| This shit about to tank huh |
| But not the one that matters |
| what does my ass look like a petri dish |
| is it what happens when two clown states cross streams? |
| Taj mahal was open about a year before they went to bankruptcy |
| Peace with Iran, Elon musk becomes a trillionare, stocks going up; will the bears ever recover? |
| Naturally |
| ? Facebook and eta verse ? Lol |
| We suffer from Strategic Down syndrome |
| Attention is a premium resource, people like being thanked for it. In fact, I am a little pissed you didn't thank me for my attention to your comment! |
| Oh dang, went from -50% on my call to +50% in the last hours. |
| second round. |
| I will only strike you a little |
| Awww shitteee, I hope this doesn't affect the tour 🌎 |