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I only play nvda contracts cause it’s same shit every time
You recognized deep value. Nice work.
LMAO
Market doesn't' seem to been impressed. AVGO is down AH.
The game is lost
The conference call. CEO probably downplayed next quarter.
https://preview.redd.it/afahumkoin6g1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e276c1c7747d265a2029359a7f66621310925a9
Nvda should benefit from bad AVGO earnings.
when expiration?
Yes, good job
Lmao HOOD 🤣
AVGO had to bleed for CMCSA to be reborn.
I was promised a santa rally. Puts on Rudolph
Market is acting like AVGO earnings is as bad as ORCL ffs
Yoooo got em
Dammit now I gotta wait till the call is over and paste the transcript into chatgpt to see what this guy said
Why Broadcom ded?
Michael Beary taking things into his own hands\n\nSHORT LADDER ATTACK
Don't remember the last time I saw the vibe shift so fast in here
yes and the mag 7 holds 1/3 of the weight of the SP500\n\n5 of them being red, 5/7 \* 1/3 = 23% of the weight of SP500 is in the reds to start. \n\nToday 61% of the SP500 companies were green, meaning the other 2/3 of the weight is 61% green, making that roughly 40% of the SP500 green. \n\nYet price went up.
Anyone know why it dropped? No one is listening to the call, what are we - investors?
I literally gave you the definition of QE by the Fed.\n\nSorry I can't help you further... You want to have a real debate or genuinely refute my points so we move question our ideas and grow? Sure.\n\nBut if you just want attention that you need to get elsewhere... this is my last response to you here. I apologize, best of luck.
No. That is a regard metal.
Love how QQQ pumps a half percent AH when AVGO is up 3% but stays flat when AVGO is down 3%
I don’t negotiate with bul
Not sure I’m the stupid one when you can’t spot a simple joke
Damnnnn, homie\n\nBack one hour ago bulls were the mannn, homie
My port is up 96% YTD, is that good ?
literally LMAO
AVGO is seeking 365 \n\nSo glad I sold my calls at 405 wtfff
AVGO dump means NVDA pump tomorrow #copium
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So tired of the doomer bear meta
And thats why its tanking?
37% of the market cap is from the mag 7 though
Some of you need to invest in psychiatry for rapid mood swings instead of stocks
So what happened with avgo
AVGUH
You would think AVGO going down will take GOOGL down too since they are partnered together for their AI chips
S&P 500\n\n500\n\nFIVE HUNDRED
please god let me unload these bags tomorrow at break even and I will never touch it again I swear fr this time 🙏🏼
what happened
🥷
Avgo up 3% -> NVDA doesnt react\n\n\nAvgo gives up gains -> NVDA *dies*
Bul is most definitely totally fucked
It’s crazy 0.6% down, in AH- crazy
QQQ was down 1.5% last night. I don't trust shit
Good thing I stayed out of gambling this week
WTF was that red dildo
Check again
Holy shit, I’m ruined
Buddy doesn’t know how to interpret a chart
Bols getting rugged by AVGO you hate to see it
Bers trying to celebrate ah again 🤣 they really never learn do they?
We'll have to wait and see.
still, nobody cares
Don’t worry it’s not like a 2 trillion dollar company or anything
I actually don’t hate this
Mitherfucker AVGO
They caused the sell off? They beat earnings and are projecting huge growth, stupid reason for sell off. This market is way to sensitive
Regard(Regard)
and in those 30 years they still havent updated the PeopleSoft GUI.
What’s up with cannabis moving
He's tarded
AVGO to make yoga puts, leaving chip business
Anyone actually listening to the AVGO call? Wtf did Hok Tan say?
NKE might be fun to play - I like the sector in general. I've never gone broke taking profit - highly recommend you do it well before calls expire. I often have 75-90% of the time left when I exit my calls
I hope my fellow gooners have fun and I'll be there with y'all come tomorrow opening
Now we just red candle for no reason again ah lol
AVGO 350 by open?? 😂
Theta gang wins again with AVGO
Being an insider is like the new way to get rich.\n\n... as a standard.
What useful thing do I need? None of your evidence supports getting QE.
limit testing in AH, tomorrow open low into rally for ATH
Maybe my AVGO puts have a chance now
not fucking again
I am out of eggs\n\nWaiting yogurt and fruit for breakfast instead
What did they say
Financed my new ABC LuLu pants with Klarna
Or is it love yourself?
So you cutting in January or no?
¿que?
Damn it.. stop talking!
Tis’ but a scratch!
Red till 2028
NVDA cant stop DROPPING HAHAHA\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter
because sentiment is currently dominated by doomer bears
Oh shit - you are that stupid. You’re a fucking Gunners fan. LMAO
Hate yourself like the market hates me
Avgo is up 6pc over the week.  Expect temporary turbulence and profit taking through the end of the year. I'll wager it hits 500 by 2026.
Aggressive bul is the most obnoxious character
We are. I gave you a long answer and short answer for retards like you. But man... you do nothing but troll here all day with nonsense and garbage.\n\nHave you provided a single useful thing LMAO?\n\nYou're sad and pathetic.
Wasn’t it just 193 3 days ago? wtf is going on
Down 1% now. What happened
205+ now!
bulls saw the rug and stepped right on it lmao
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can yall take profits from gold instead? thanks
Financials hitting ATH, XLF
!banbet PL $20 20d
LULU is flying high💪🏼
I just realized I have the same initials as Jerome Powell.
Yes. A good investor completely detaches his emotions from his allocation of capital. \n\nOf course, that only applies if your #1 goal is to grow your investments. If your #1 goal is related to morals or charity, then invest accordingly.
NVDA 2.0
Ah.. market took an hr to realize avgo earnings bad!
can my lulu 250 bag saved?
Eh well, bols won the day anyway, go back to sleep brother bers
Nvm lol
I'm a ber I officially capitulate bol gg
Congrats to call and put holders for AVGO.\n\nYou're fucked either way
But avgo showed good results, wtf
What the Titty sprinkles just happened
With Hawk Tuan at the helm they're going to fucking triple
It all sounded positive and then wham. I turned it off to sulk
Who wears lulu anymore? Like all the milfs in my wife’s yoga class don’t anymore
WTF did he say lol
Bulls ruined everything. Shouldn't have pumped this market up during the day.
Lol the H1Bs said something bad just like with MSFT last week.
Hock Tan just confirmed on a public co call - [$AAPL](https://x.com/search?q=%24AAPL&src=cashtag_click) is using [$GOOGL](https://x.com/search?q=%24GOOGL&src=cashtag_click) TPU for their cloud compute.
he’s in the right place 😀😀
Racisim in the US is always about protecting whiteness. Only person creating conflict is Trump to save his failing legacy. This will not work, in fact it will help the opposition.
Too stupid and I don’t sell
Need to get the bears back in here
I was eyeing the LULU $190s just before close but decided not to buy since I got burned last ER, and I'm gay.
So anyways back to drilling tomorrow
So we aren’t getting QE, got it
Who got shot on that AVGO earnings call?
I'm the least regarded person here.
Broke ber mad 🤣 love to see it
So guys what if it wasn’t drug cartel boats and really it was gold and silver cartel boats?
AVGuhO
The buls were so angry and stinky and fake
Honestly could still probably turn around, who knows
no one has ever seen Jay p and Santa in the same room at the same. Think about it 🤔
never bet against yoga pants
What could possibly go wrong
Yeah you only save 70k then
My god. I fukin hate AMD…
AVGOne
AVGO conference call ruining everything
Avgo is swinging 5 dollars each way every 30 seconds
Why would I ask you anything?
Because everyone knows this is going to jump 75% so there is a premium on puts.
Depends on your candles retard
Watching these lines go up and down is better than American Idol in the 2000s
AVGO beat earnings, its just the broad market environment and its high valuation
we winning bro lmao
u/orangeyougladiator\n\nThere isn't a single definition of QE. It fits most definitions however, besides ones made up by people very recently to mislead investors and the public.\n\nWikipedia:\n\n>Quantitative easing (QE) is when a central bank creates new base money and uses it to buy financial assets, mainly government bonds, from the market. That newly created money enters the banking system, increases liquidity, and expands the central bank’s balance sheet.\n\nFed's definition:\n\nhttps://www.stlouisfed.org/publications/regional-economist/july-2012/quantitative-easing-lessons-weve-learned\n\n\n>What Is QE?\n\n>Traditionally speaking, QE is when a central bank goes from targeting interest rates to targeting the amount of excess reserves held by banks, i.e., the quantity of currency in the banking system. Central banks do this by buying financial assets in exchange for reserves. Conventional monetary policy also requires buying and selling assets, namely short-term debt, to influence the desired interest rate, but the difference with QE is that the level of purchases—and not the interest rate—becomes the target.\n\n\n\nThe original coining of QE by Richard Werner to target higher reserves in the Japanese banking system:\n\nhttps://eprints.soton.ac.uk/340476/1/Translation_Werner_QE_Nikkei_Sep_1995_final1.pdf
Just like NVDA , crazy beat\n“Bubble not dead blah blah “\n“See see this proves it “ \n\nIt’s whatever 🥭 wants , period .
AVGO? More like you gonna "Have to Go" get the red dildo surgically removed from your rectum.
My AVGO poots just might be saved after all 🥵
*AI is a fad and won’t displace millions of workers. Paying an AI agent a $20,000 licensing fee to do a $90,000 salaried job is not a good trade off for corporations* **(sarcasm, for the regards)**
$MU (obvious) and $NKE\n\nNKE I heard people saying "it's gonna go up because world cup hype next year"\n\nlast ER I played it, cuz price looked interesting, I got the direction (up) right, but I got greedy, didn't sell calls at +100% cuz I was hoping for even more and in the end my monthlies calls expired worthless 🙁
I went away for 30 mins!!! What happened to AVGO?!!! wtf!!
Just another broke ber coping and seething 🥹 love to see it
So why don’t you just get rich off of that?
LULU “ching chong” LEMON cannot be stopped
And that made everything crash? WTF
Jesus fucking Christ. I’m down bigly on avgo. Went from green to red in a hurry.
Except it went to $423 you schmuck
Fr man, this stock dumbs for no reason everyday
Always the moment you know it's over. Same when they celebrate a bitcoin dump.
I fking knew spy hitting ath ah was some small d energy
AVGO going red already is giving me ideas to short futures in 30mins
What did hock tuah tan say??
Avgo beat so therefore ai bubble narrative destroyed again… yet NVDA down AH. Das why NVDA holders crying
There isn’t much room left for it to go any lower. I made $20k shorting Nat Gas futures last week and closed them yesterday. Would have been up another $20,000 today if I held on! \n\nOh well, I was able to shift a lot of the capital into Oil Futures this morning when it dipped below $57. Feel really good riding this one out…
Goood AVGO, gooooooood
aVGO going to be down $20 a share tomorroe
250 by EOY
Oh, we're bearish now? I can't keep up.
Rug sales
Yeah I Said it Avgo was the second plane for the Stock Market, the third is palantir.
When this goes, it goes. From 500 to 100 overnight. I like March, but most are opting for end of 2026... just so fucking expensive.
15 min ago I read some regard saying he was about to dump his NVDA shares for AVGO absolute-LMFAO
Lmao AVGO died
Getting tired of this shit. Futures go green, then they dump. Then dump heavy till open and then rocket up. Repeat
Sir the second red candle has hit
He’s implying it will and it won’t
Short answer. Ok... let me rephrase for semantic retards like you. Ahem.\n\nWe're getting Reserve Management Purchases 1/2 the Treasury purchase firepower and 1/3 the total QE firepower used during the depths of the devastation of Covid. Except this time in a very strong economy with very loose financial conditions and robust credit market.\n\nLong answer below.
Leftists have been trying to speak it into existence for 15 years.
Someone post the ber one now
Genius logic 😂
And I want a master craftsman doing the framing on my house...
Why Thanos snap fingers?
This is epic, bul counted chickens way too early
What just happened to AVGO
😆😆
Drop by 1.5%
Why is nvidia dumping again ffs
This is why we cant have nice things
Ummm uhh uh. So. \n\nNatuure uh \n\nuh \n\nfinnnnnds a\n\nhwaaayy.
AI rally cancelled, time to full port Hormel and Soy bean futures
AVGO got to literally $420.69 then hard reversed. Can’t make it up
“Ambitions”
It’s pretty fun here if you like my knowledge and way of doing things I’m glad to help, no lambos tho. I don’t advertise to anyone but when folks are genuinely interested then sure I’ll be happy to help\nWrite me a message let’s chat tomorrow tho I’m on European time should go to sleep
Why does NVDA drill when avgo drills but doesn’t go up with it?
People use the SP500 for hedging
Freak out and sell everything. It’s over, we will never have a green day again
lately lots of action AH when retail locked in
haha, that RED candle on AVGO must have been UGE $ amount!
just got off the phone with NASDAQ. confirmed: we drill tomorrow. pass it on
NAGGERS
Bears and bulls have opinions but bulls are always right
You can’t get assigned contracts in Robinhood
AV........ Go 😂
AH cooling down a lot.. almost too much🥵
LOL. "Broadcom ([AVGO](https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/AVGO)) stock rose 3% in after-hours trading. The chipmaker reported strong demand for its AI chips, which helped drive record revenue in its fiscal fourth quarter and forecast AI revenue to double in Q1."\n\nActual AVGO: -1.6%
Yessir! Added some this morning after playing spy puts at open
The sane thing was to get out at 218. Fuck
green by open
Other… companies…¿
Jesus wept for he couldn't save man from believing in this bum fuck of a market
Well that was a great hour. Too bad it's back to my disappointment.
not getting then why it is tanking lol
What the hell happened to AVGO
AVGO say something bad on earnings call? LOL
4D chess. Yeah…
AVGO CEO HAWK TUAH SAYS THE N WORD IN CONFERENCE CALL
WHATEVER LASTS BEYOND THIS MOOOMENT
This is called rotation, it occurs in the casino. I believe it also occurs in Wendy’s as well
And this is why the S and P 500 is my investment vehicle of choice. It has some protection against a tech crash.
Santa ODed
What the >!helly!<
I knew it was getting way too bullish in here
Don’t listen to this gay bear. Full port spy 700 2 months out. Thank me in Jan.
theta gang the true winners of AVGO? ....unless it goes bright red.
Space stonks probably still seem like a solid play until spacex ipo. (Or at least until the moment the hype dries up)
Sorry. You are right. Green by 11
Givem that hawk tan
Good try bul, no dice, no sale
Lmao, it looks like someone took *all* the profits on Broadcom. Thanks for playing retail, see you next paycheck
Broadcom fighting for its life
Hock Tan just said the hard R on earnings. Wild
wow.. wtf just happened for RH
I was just doing ER rotations all week -- I played like 5 different ER's this week. All retail has been doing incredibly well (GAP, AEO, ASO, ANF, etc) - which is why I punted quite a bit into LULU. \n\nJust the sectors been performing - so I figured - may as well bet on them all! Super glad I did
What the >!helly!<
I need to know what did they say in AVGO conference?
What good news lmao. China ain’t even gonna buy the H20 chips anyways.
This is why u never celebrate til open ☝️
I didn’t know they had an onsite Wendy’s?
I step away for literally 5 min and it shits the bed
We literally opened red today you retard
That happened because the position size is too big. When you bought these calls you were only thinking about the upside only. You should focus on your risk mgmt more. That's an expensive lesson you had to pay!
Nooo GOOG
Fucking 🤡 Ber is shitting his ass
Red day tomorrow tech is gone
Gotta cancel that reservation at Shanahan’s and dust off the box of ramen
company went downhill with this guy wdym
Wrecked. Thank F I dumped my small trade @ $420.
LMAO fuck this stock
?
Tell my wife.
Ahahahahahahaha
Avoooooo
#AVGO NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
So the S&P is made up of about 500 stocks, meaning there are about 493 other stocks excluding the MAG7 that might be green. Hope this helps!
Imagine betting on Chip Stocks when you get bet on the beautiful Yoga pants commandeered by CHIP WILSON
AVGone
I like it better 20 minutes ago
No they sell them early and frontload the profit from gain on sale on their books. They hold a 5% stake in the loans to maturity IIRC from their prospectuses (prospectii?).\n\nIt's going to be very painful for them if they start seeing a lot of mezzanine tranches fail because they have no allowance for credit loss built into their books.
It’s over bul
AVGO is on free fall
AVGO 😆
WTF WAS THAT CANDLE ON AVGO OMFG
Oh shite… here we go again!
SPYs currently at ATHs. Last time SPY was at an ATH, NVDA was also at ATH (around $207). Now SPY has set a new ATH and NVDA is 14% lower than its ATH which means within the next 30 days NVDA is likely to pump at least 10%. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Avgo trades at a pe comparable with reddit and this surprised you? Much less than half the yoy revenue increase, with substantially worse margins. There is no reason any semi should trade at this insane valuation
How tf did you win on AVGO when it’s flat lol
You fucking bulls, what the hell did you do to the market in afterhours?\n\nGreedy fucks.
you were up 13k and didn't sell?? i've been hurt before too but that physically pained me to read omg. (sc: MayOpebo)
Everyone relax. Oracle did the same thing last night. Red futes and red market all night. Opens green.
Yup, when it runs it will RUN
Its their fault this time, greedy mofos
AVGO LMAOOOOO
Bro what
They just reported revenue increase....
LMAO avgo whatttt
AVGO low growth for Non-AI server infrastructure. Good for Cloud stocks.
LOL re-cap the champagne AVGO bulls
SPOT $600
AVGO is down 2% AH why is everyone celebrating
Because it's a really strong brand. It's like how Reddit always shit on Apple for 2 decades. Lulu is a strong premium brand and will continue to perform.
which ones?
Did Hock Tan say the N word? Nividia?
Honestly we cannot have anything...fuck the AI trade man
Honestly though truth
Asking for my education purposes: what do those rates go off of?
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AVGO drilling, nasdaq, GOOGL and NVDA following
WSB 🐻 has admission declined from University of Arizona and University of Phoenix
I remember shorting the day before CVNA was added to SnP .
r/thebullwins
Avgo ceo dropped a hard R?
AVGOing to zero
Fax
What did they say?
This daily market manipulation is getting so tiresome
AVGO wut?
Today you learned that there's another 498 companies in the S&P 500
Why is avgo dropping suddenly
I wanna get into onds . I hear they dilute often so I may wait for them to announce another buy back and buy the dip
We drowning
I want sour cream in every bite..
Wow what the hell did they just say on the earnings call? AVGO RED
Yup
Stock market will have little impact. If the actual real economy tanks, prices keep rising, jobs get cut then they are fucked.
You get the squeeze one, dingus.
I was almost so sad that I didn’t buy any AVGO calls for earnings but looks like it was a good idea not to
Fuck
Seriously went to go turn on the dyer and thought my computer glitched.
LULU AINT DONE
AI generated porn of Disney princesses are now available on Sora 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do I full port into tomorrow
oh no AVGO drilling
Very cool. Thank you for the link and for compliment. But I wade in... no where near your conviction and volume.
\*$20.
Uh oh! AVGO shitting the bed
Nvidia guh
Fuckkkkkkk nvdia
You know times are hard when mms rug pull other mms
And it's gone...
he didn't say it did
avgo lul
F in the chat for this mans portfolio 💀
What the hell accounted for the $10 drop on the AVGO earnings call?
U did get out right? Did you take your profits? You fucking mongrels
The numbers in their ABS are worse but Morningstar, et. al. have priced in ~18% allowable credit loss into their subprime notes. Lots of their 2023 issuance will exceed that by some margin but the ratings agencies have upgraded the notes as we aren't in a BB-level default yet.\n\nOf course this is all 2025-N1 issuance backwards because they've been privately selling all their subprime loans forward and their prime ABS issuance is showing their lending standards have fallen significantly to keep their sales pace up. Trade accordingly.
market being held up by some thin black stretchy pants
AVGOLOLOL
LMAO AVGO 😭
Buy buy this American pie, drove bers puts into the levy and like their ports it was dry. And them good old bols were drinking whiskey and rye, singing this’ll be the day the bers die. Yea this’ll be the day the bers die.
I have about 50% win rate on earnings past few months.\nWon on orcl and avgo but lost on AMZN and appl
Bul is just trying to project more confidence than they feel and psyche everyone else out
So nvda does not react to good news only bad ok
We did it patrick
Calls!!!
Not as he predicted 🫳
AVGNOOOOO
How are you losing money?? You didn't buy the dip?
Because it dropped from 314 to 308ish in like 2 seconds and I’ve been burned worse than that before
And very timely. Wonder if gold will break out like he says.
AVGO boys are sloshing champagne around instead of checking their port, lol
We aren’t getting QE.
WHICH ONE OF YOU JUST SOLD 346,000 SHARES OF AVGO? \n\nplease keep going ... my short is printing hard. wish had shorted more lol
AVGO fade 😂😂
wtf happened to avgo?
AVGO fuck yourself
What’s the NVDA news? Drilling again
ASTS againnnn
Eh they track it anyway nowadays. I think some of it i could get delivered by the bank if i really wanted. Good luck hiding it though once they start seizing it. Would kinda go hard having a fat ingot stashed at home.
Bulls dropped the ball once againnnn
-IQ
COSTNooooooooo
It only went to 176 from 185 to recover almost completely in one day. If we crashing we are all crashing in this bitch
Welp
i thought he was all in on estee lauder
AV**NOOOOO**
AV GO bye bye
Bro what happened to AVGO. It's losing steam
The bull rage during this supposedly good market is what gives away the game
The bols are victorious. We bers must hibernate. See you soon
AVGO no!
Holy shit wulf has a lot of shorts
NVDA is dead
How was Lulu ever at >$500 at some point?
All the baddies I know where alo.. but a good ass is a good ass 💪
OpenAI will pay Disney to use its characters in Sora\n\nNot the other way around
If I am wrong I didn’t want to get called away this close to the end of the year. My tax basis is in the mid 30’s. I already owe a fuck ton this year. 1/16 is also where most of the liquidity is at.
Why
Aaaand theres the rugpull
nobody cares
I like nonsense too, I'd like it more if I was consistently profitable which I am. It.  Thanks I will.
Just goes to show you that an AI collapse might not be so bad lmao
miners
lmao what is going on with AVGO chart? drilling hard
Our planet is now rotating faster which in turn means SPY is going to rise faster LMAO 🤌🤌🤌
OPEN THE CASINO YOU COWARDS
That guy on the AVGO call was too boring stock droping
Now they will laugh at how much time you wasted and misses out on.
\*UGL
Broadcom earnings don’t correlate with NVIDIA stock moves rn. They’re anti correlated if anything
Sir have you ever considered uhm, selling?
yeah you're right, it's hard because there's no defined dates for previous fda meetings like this one. I am hoping along the same lines as you that if it is good news they will release something quickly. I have shares too, but it would be nice if these Dec calls hit..
Hold up where are money lines for bring a trailer, this is too easy
🍟 ➡️ 💼
I bought tsm,amd but said nah to avgo\n\nUgh
I just call it like I see it
Ber hunter MIA after embarassingly wrong takes - the world doesnt know if he will ever return
Is that what Walmart is doing when it runs Black Friday sales? Dumping?
You don't spread it. You drop a dollop on the center.
nickel count?
other companies green..
LuluLemon Cheesecake 😋
My lulu leaps are gonna print
I AM NOT DELULU (but I sold at +8%, profit is profit I guess)
GO GO GOOG
Too many things, lately
Those dorks that laughed probably invested in ETFs or some other loser shit and only made 10-15% gains in that period where you managed to break even. Don’t listen to them
Cant go wrong with buying ASTS
I've passed my State's general contractors exam but I can't figure out how to spread sour cream on a hard taco without feeling like a nincompoop.
Probably gonna go back to 700 by earning and then dip again cause Zuck can’t hold it to himself announcing 100b capex
Y r u spamming comments and projecting so hard lol
QBTS, heck you even gave spagetti and quantum soda…
I’m convinced NVDA will never be green again. Probably because it’s half my port. Sorry guys
It's fun having physical coins and bars, but much harder to liquidate.
Wish I had a few more days on my ASTS !banbet
omg i made like 40ish trades and still somehow down 15% 🥴 how do people do this every day. (sc: MiaYememi)
Wow!
18k around the neck, Glock 19 for preservation of investment
*threatening voice:* "It BETTER"
Why did you sell?
Broadcom for a big ol Shrek, so I'm leaving you
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If this was real you wouldn’t be this angry and nervous bul
Good for you usually smartness is just having an open mind and wanting to learn, if you’re smart outside of trading the smartness will translate quickly.\nThe best money makers in the world were not always finance persons but also mathematicians who translated their statistical knowledge to trading. (ie Rentech Fund)
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Just watch it.
Fair me 2
next week at least 2 interesting ones, but dunno if/how to play them yet
I should get me one. Need some ASTS and rocket lab swag
Bulls so angry and nervous
There will be no crash before midterms. The republican party would literally fall apart.\nThey cannot possibly afford it, so they will do whatever it takes to prevent that, and boy to they have access to some obsene amount of money.\n\nOnce you realize this you're going to earn a lot of money before Nov next year.
Both. Use paper gains to buy more physical is how I've spent most the year
Tesler putting out more "worst numbers ever" so naturally it'll moon tomorrow
ASS > AI
Some of you bers seem at least bi-curious, don’t come to market tomorrow
A bunch of ppl had said that movie is based on real life but I can’t find the ticker?!
bear r so f
(opens the SuperGirl trailer)\n\nIts just some hot girl slapping her own ass from behind. You cant even see who it is. The audio is terrible and the slaps echo off the walls. There is the sound of a really old fridge compressor.
I just assumed he had tuna that was too old to eat
Owning physical metals would be too smart for this sub.
I’m definitely getting assigned on these 688 and 689 SPY calls. Worth it, so far, with a higher break-even, but I’m hoping it happens and then the AH jump drops back.\n\nEdit: OK thanks, market.
The FOMO I have on LULU rn is gonna eat me alive.
Relax tomorrow will dump the business hasn't changed. There sales are still dropping, and CEO search just barely started so just a momentary pop.
Pfe cure cancer and fat and china
Rklb $5.50 guy here, hell yeah
Just going to keep holding gold and silver while you retards argue over whether 🐻 or 🐮 is more 🌈
And local shops
Pics or or didn't happen
Considering META has to train and build Avocado and maintain LLAM, isn’t there CAPEX going over 100 billion? Stuck on the 200 day with institutions shoveling cash as fast as it drops. Anyone see a play?
Hindenburg was early. CVNA lending standards have gotten worse since their short report.
Good for them.
The "Pricing-in doesnt exist" Guy is now saying everyone needs to buy buy buy.\n\n# just too easy atp.\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭
Kinda curious, you guys actually own physical gold/silver or just in the market?
I lurk in this sub and talk shit because I love the culture and sometimes the stupidity too send me a PN I can go into depth and explain how it actually works as I didn’t do it fully in the comments
It's memes all the way to losing money
Never again will i play leverage. Even on spy this can backfire.
US executes a warrant to seize a tanker which has been sanctioned for years and then you have whiny morons on social media complaining about it
SOUN to $20
Brilliant economic insight, you should write a book
Haven't insiders been selling since $2XX per share?  Or even lower?  The theory that they're working on inside info is beyond debunked.  If you look at the history, insider selling is actually an indicator of future growth.
Shits way oversold and it's blowing up in China, if they can just stop the bleeding in North America for a quarter or two it's going back to like 280
Would imagine there's vehicles that Wall Street can use to hedge this trade that we aren't privy to. Maybe buy stock/options, buy bonds, and buy default swaps with some sort of Delta hedging accordingly.
lol meta is literally burning money on zuck's vr fever dream while instagram carries the whole company. (sc: KateOfy)
That's my point my dear little tard!\n\nReserves rose WITHOUT QE. With QE it's going to shoot up.
Can this dead horse bounce one more time? Please God.. \n\nI should have sold when it saw 680.
# no it's not u doomer CUCK. You can only move the goal post so far back... Go back to r/Pumping LMFAOOOO
The wife was right \n\n$LULU
Congrats everybody we at ATH
Trying to get to like 10% of my port in gold. Maybe 15 but idk.
Profits? What are those? This is now an AI company, get with the program
Would explain the drop in quality for the last couple seasons of release
It’s looking like GGs :/
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yupppp
Larry Ellison will need to start a Twitch, Podcast, OnlyFans and Larry Ellison Coin to pay the bills after yesterday
I've been liquidated. I'll come back one day. First day at wendys tomorrow. Kind of excited. See ya soon!
robinhood continues to speedrun its own downfall lmao imagine still using their app after all the shady stuff they pulled. (sc: KateOfy)
Look, I'm sad that you are being brainwashed by reddit and are mostly clueless about how to value firms.\n\nBut I'm feeling generous today and reply to your two main points.\n\n* Disney IP: All IPs are worthless if it's locked in basement. The best IPs allow other people to execute on them and make it even more valuable. If more content is being created, Disney is capturing more human attention (and taking it away from other sad, pathetic losers who protect their IP). Disney can work with OpenAI to get a cut out of content created in the OpenAI ecosystem. Just like how Youtube works with content creators making everyone win.\n\n* Now let's get to OpenAI valuation. Today we pay $250 per hour to smart / productive individuals. Open AI (and Google) can produce the same intelligence for < $5 / hour. If that increases world GDP by 10% that's $13 Trillion of Extra value being created. If AI companies get 50% margin out of that, that's $6.5 Trillion per year in operating profits. Put a 30x multiple and we are looking at $20T additional value (and growing). \n\nYou can be a moron and laugh about Fed, money printing, GPU depreciation, arbitrary metrics and ratios that has no relation to productivity/GDP growth and get karma on reddit or you can build your own model of the world and constantly correct it (if it doesn't meet reality)\n\nSo, you have a choice to make. Are you going to blindly follow the most upvoted moronic takes on reddit/social media or build/iterate your own model of the world and do your own thinking?
So as expected more idiotic AI spending levels on AVGO that will have poor ROI. can't wait for earnings in 6 months to a year. Going to get so ugly.
'When it does'. So every run up since late August= 4 months now just about. \n\n\nTacos market is a K. Its a fraud. 5% stocks keep it up at any time. But if any of those dip, it crashes right back down bc the other 95% go nowhere. But when D needs the polls up, he'll meet with the CEOs to see if he can manipulate the only good thing it seems he has going to new highs.
Still eating crayons and riding my ASTS calls
Yay die nvda
Actually this is in slow motion. $40B a month of QE is around $15,210 per second. That’s 152 $100 bills coming out each second, it would be a blur.
Thanks, the calls are for March and puts for next Friday so hopefully everything works 🤷🏿‍♂️
nvm ggs 🫩
With Tariffs finally catching, inflation is gonna be a lot higher… buy GLD
Oh lord have mercy!
Nah it will dump tomorrow sales are still going down. Changing of CEO is a good sign but they do not even have someone lined up yet they just started searching lol. So, good momentary pop.
AVGO big orders lined up for 2026
Shit has barely moved what are you talking about
I gotta do work man, but also there are a lot of bull bots and it makes it hard to say anything
PTON breakout over $7 tomorrow
If you didn't buy this GOOGL "dip," you just don't like the free monies
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SD Bullion site gone down!? ..short squeeze is fully on
I had 3 futes at 23500 yesterday. If only I held them
Tomorrow will be a big fat tech day
Not a bad move tbh. Good luck
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You got that right. I'm smart outside if trading.  It's a big problem.
I SHOULD OF DID IT AHHHHHHHHH
Carvana hasn't publicly sold subprime since their 2025-N1 issuance. In the past they issued prime and subprime ABS notes at about the same frequency; they've issued 4 prime notes this year, so they've probably issued 1 public subprime note and 3 through Bridgecrest/their other secondary buyer that they won't disclose.\n\nThe delinquency rate for all their notes are within the models for Morningstar/S&P Global but they rate their prime/subprime transactions based on internal metrics ("Deal Score") rather than FICO. Their prime issuance No FICO loans shot up from around 0.1% (I think?) prior to 2025 to ~3-5% this year, depending on the set of notes you're talking about (~5% in 2025-P4, ~3% in 2025-P5, I think?)\n\nAll this to say is that their lending standards have declined drastically this year. Not sure how long it will take for subprime car loans to go bad vs. subprime MBS but they sure are playing the game!
That's happening right now, but in the other way.\n\nASICs are switching to opticals instead of copper; Google OCS, Broadcom Bailly switches, POET interposers, etc. This lets chips move more data with less heat/power and *way* better pod scaling. NVDA GPUs, depending on massive NVLink copper busses, just can't make this switch.\n\nThe next gen of ASICs are going to leave GPUs in the stone age.
Since you are still holding, what possible catalyst do you see pushing the market down, profit taking may be?
Hey baby, I love you Nvidia. You mean so much. But I'm going to dump you for Broadcom\n\n🥰: No baby don't leave me, my GPUs are the best!!
Im sad i didnt buy more gold coins over the past 5 years. I have a fair bit but my dream of passing down a literal treasure chest are becoming increasingly out of reach
Don’t you mean Nvidia
$200 sweatpants are back on the menu??
I’ve been spying on a bunch of hedgies from a cutout in the ceiling of Olive Garden and it sounds like they’re preparing to unleash waves of short ladder attacks. It was hard to understand all of it because they were eating delicious unlimited salad and breadsticks.
I miss those days. Such a wonderful time back then
I sold my puts in the am and made money though, then just chilled bought some NFLX and TOST calls, then got more puts EOD.
God dang it, we will be a world full of chronic gamblers by 2027.
Orcl money went to avgo. Let's go!
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100% serious.  Never heard of offsetting call delta by shorting common stock to lock in profits.   I wish this sub was more about trading and helping each other and less about "bers aBouT 2 gt wREkeD" or gambling.
I mean he couldn’t even get a proper plastic surgeon with all that money. Let the Taiwanese do the real work here
Nobody knows. But it’s provocative.
Based if it turbo-nukes the Disney IP empire
Because in my opinion considering ourselves (too) smart breeds arrogance, closes our eyes and brains and hinders growth of knowledge
This is the only year I've been green lol
NO
I can afford it
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/QBWBpqPCo5\n\nI actually respect the bears that will present themselves in moments like this. Most hide in the shadows of their cave until the weekend thread.
QE didn’t start. For fuck sake.
Except profits
So did i understand correct, if shares go down everyone bull is quiet and all bears scream and vice versa? 😂😂 absolut dumbfuck thread
Fuck you bears hahahhahhaa
Green because horrible ceo fired
Buying stocks on the market is not “supporting” the company. You’re just buying someone else’s shares. Company gets zero dollars.
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Nvda will rip tmrw
!remindme 1d
Born too late to invest in Apple for pennies , born too early for intergalactic travel , born just in time to get everything delivered by Amazon
Bubble butts > nerdy shit that no one understands\n\nIt’s not that complex brah
Broadcoooooooommmmmmmmm let's goooooo\n\n💪💪💪💪
“Do I know you from somewhere? You look very familiar.”\n\n“Yes, we had sex once. Now get off my lap, aren’t you way too old for this? And no, you can’t a jet-ski for Christmas, your wife was clear about that. Next!”
Genetic as shit so far
Enjoy your profits that you will give back later when the game changes
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Better than buying otwcle calls like I did yesterday 1300 per contract worth 6 bucks today
RDL’s are great, just had a buddy advise me to start doing them, have to start doing them more consistently and get back into the cardio too. I hit the gym regularly but severely neglect my lower body, probably how I wrecked myself so badly. \nI appreciate the advice.
Requiem for a Dream?
Green by midnight
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CPI report next week… I’d say higher inflation… buy GLD peeps
The reports of google’s death were greatly exaggerated
🧀
Spy 720 by February guaranteed
Nutsack sucking balls in after hours
I guess Burry already sold his LULU longs when he liquidated his fund lmao
“Theft” and “catastrophic loss” of financed vehicles also at all time highs currently - quickest way to get out of a loan you can no longer afford - park it in a bad neighborhood
Why did seeing your profile picture just give me a semi chub.
Cash account mega cuck VS. the 5x leveraged Giga Chad
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can this leak over to Nvidia please Oracle earnings sure fucked the whole sector
Get rich quick ❌\n\nGo broke fast ✅
Latest H.4.1 data hot off the press as of Dec 10, 2025:\n\nhttps://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/h41/20251211/\n\nWhat it shows is pretty remarkable.\n\nWe knew that a combination of TGA refill, government shutdown and final bit of QT pushed excess bank reserves into "ample" territory, which Fed considers too thin.\n\n\n\nHere's the interesting part... Before even QE starts, TGA was resolved, government reopened and end of QT was already leading to stabilizing and gradually increasing reserves.\n\nhttps://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/fredgraph.png?g=1OKEM&height=490\n\n*What that means is that credit was flowing, financial conditions were loose without even QE. Unless a literal nuclear bomb goes off, stocks are going up.*\n\n\n**TL;DR for retards** - spend your cash ASAP or invest it, do not hoard like an idiot.
LULU > ORCL earnings\n\nImagine that bois
Iv crush always unless it pops off more than straddle price
Thank you! I think it’s pretty safe if we build support at 93.5k, but we never know
I hope to wake up with jap over 51 and spy at 690
Just need HOOD to completely reverse its drop tomorrow and I’m fine.
Is this sarcasm or are you for real, I do not consider myself smart with options these are just the basics that everyone should know imo\nIf you got any questions for real then absolutely
The fuck you thinking.
NVDA is a covered call goldmine!\nJust buy shares and sell calls and collect $$
# SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU. WHAT DID YOU SAY??
I always use
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(https://imgur.com/S8YzHiA)\n\n\---\n\nYour calls will likely be up over 100% if we reach 250+ by mid Q1. Mine will be up over 100% at 250 - and I paid 4300 for 185c's. You got both a better cost basis and a better strike. Well done!
Where are all you gay bear fucks now? Hahahahaha you got fucked in the ass. You were so confident last night with futures.\n\nFear mongering fucks.
Gonna be so much Disney princess porn.... (in fact, I need to buy that URL.)
Oil is the way
Hope you have room to store those barrels when you get assigned
SILVER/GOLD up, SPY ATH, Buttcorn still exist…just saying random things
LULU Bubble >!Butts!<
CVNA priced as though it has the entire new and used car market, has solved driverless, and has a humanoid robot with subscription services in every first world household.
I thought GOOG was dead
"Position: Jan 2027 $180P/$80P spreads"\n\nBless your heart. Though I'm short shares and ready to ride with you into Valhalla.
You shouldn't be dealing with options....
Yeah it’s up 10% but no one is even making money with that right? I bought some leaps a few weeks ago. Those should be good tomorrow
For sure have you sold any shares?
BEARS!!!!!
Stop… AVGO had to beat for tech to recover and they did so calls, Qqq calls and NVDA/avgo calls tmr.
Enjoy the led red light therapy session! Inverse gains are still gains too bro
Kinda
They are the Microsoft Zune of chips
Hope you sold early. It's a bulls market
Bers unable to win on even some leggings, embarrassing
Ghurl pop that 💅
I'm in Jan 2027 185c's. Here's the payoff matrix.\n\n
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(https://imgur.com/S8YzHiA)\n\n\---\n\nNo idea about the greeks - I just looked at the payoff by certain dates. I'll be up \~30% tomorrow on them which is cool (they more or less act like \~3x leverage here)
Who cares, he was never going to spend it anyway
You know the scene in Idiocracy where Brawndo stock drops to zero?\n\nOn a normal day in that universe, the trading floor probably sounds just like this thread
Nah I bought back in, look at my comment lol
Should be way higher in AH
Lmao
YOU'RE from the future!!
Stop bro.
Oracle boosted its full year capex from $35 to $50 billion\n\nThat's a positive for Nvidia stock, shouldn't have gone down
Pretty sure he was bad and hated on by the creator saying they took the company in the wrong turn and running it into ground
We all need to short Oracle to make sure this doesn’t happen. And then buy Netflix
1. The LEAPS position is not necessarily a position in which I am saying that I believe in the long-term viability of the company (though I view the industry as more of an inevitability and less of a 'will this work?' scenario) but rather I am saying that this industry is prone to overexcitement and I'm putting myself in a position to benefit from that (ie industry hype and/or developments regardless of which company it is ) and/or proper AUR developments; but\n2. They are launching a business based upon brand-new technology which they are innovating real-time... they are putting driverless 15-ton vehicles on the road (in a capacity that is completely viable in a long-term business sense, fwiw) to transport freight... the amount of money they are making at this moment almost couldn't matter less, they are still in the testing phase; and fwiw\n3. ONDS is a very similar story from an EPS standpoint with the enormous difference that they test developments in the sky vs AUR does on the road with other humans.\n\nOr wait... -45 EPS was in response to my question?\n\nIt doesn't matter what they are pulling in right now, they are in the development stage. For instance... they getting that good good Golden Dome moneyyy\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/iqumflc3gn6g1.png?width=1610&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2ca7d4df457efda2c83c58601f7e8c601e2e775
Next march is the end of his tenure i believe
Haitians, Venezuelans and Somalians are just another way of saying what he really wants to say….BLACKS!
ouch
Holding Dec 2026 calls at $175. Paid $4100 for them. Will see how long. If we run to 250 I think I'm selling. How much of a premium can we expect on extrinsic value of we run to $250 in Q1 of next year?
Can you please give the class a example of this?  Also are you taking applications for mentorships?
NVDA will drill tomorrow, everybody is moving to custom chips
Short term options may be cooked. Leaps & shares will see a bounce. Need patience...not emotions
i guess you arent familiar with ai history about a decade ago. When people thought the exact same way you did. And there was a huge speculation bubble hinting at CNN specialized asic was going to take over gpu. \nThen transformer architecture come out blasting, completely dunk on the CNN asic chip market. Overnight become worthless.\n\nI mean if you can predict that transformer will be the dominant compute architecture for the next 10 years, then sure you thesis will work out. But if there is a compute architecture change. Well you already know what happened.
1 million dollar citizenship ✅\nSPY ATH ✅\nBers fukt ✅
Someone send NVDA an invite to the up coming Santa Rally
Lulu +10% you know the bears are super g\*y
I bought a shit ton of Oil Futures contracts. 48 of the Mini Oil dated to March. \n\nIf oil retraces back to the $60 level in the next few months I’m up $13,000\n\nIf it hits $65 it will be up $38,000\n\nThis is an easy trade!
Dad? \n\nAdopt me. I am cheaper and don’t need Warner Brothers
Imagine missing the roaring 20s pt 2 because you were intent on shorting
got spanked ouch. thats why im on wall street bets
R u stupid tf
wish me luck regards; sold short 40 shares AVGO current cost basis $419.80. goal is to sell 100 shares short at a decent cost basis over the next few days. then hope or else sell puts against the short\n\nif this fucks me over it is all your fault for not telling me to stop.
What i don't get is given how obvious this scam is to literal regards here how are the likes of all these funds who are obviously way smarter, cool with this? This won't be some retail shmucks holding bags it will be big guys getting played
so maybe down a little worse?
Give it sometimes it will go back to sub 50 for sure
Looks like a bull flag or consolidation. Then break above 420 resistance.
NVDA being magnetically drawn to 180 is actually comical now.. It cannot get away!
Why did I buy $BP calls for eom. Fuck me
I dont see how AVGO is a surprise given ORCL's huge capital expenditures
LULU+YEAST=
All those Amex Platinum card members using that $300 Lulu credit …..
Worst feeling. Giving back a profitable day going red and wiping out most of the week. Why? Boredom.
omg did you make enough money to pay off tuition or just ramen for the week. (sc: MayOpebo)
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It's over bears I got $42 in GOOG dividend
bro ofc this goes for 690+ after I sell my 1dte 690c
convinced they're gonna bounce back after the olympics tbh, (sc: KatyOfjr) all the exposure has to translate into at least a little bump.
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Could have just waited and see if AVGO’s earnings could give it a boost.
JPow is untouchable
Multiculturalism tends to go that way
Waking up thankful I sold my LULU puts before earnings
He's more of a boob guy. Let's get an ass man in there.
Touches 700 ends 698
Buncha ber tears
Everybody was expecting it to drill! Not me LMAO🤌
tomorrow NBIS going to rip
omg lulu stock is about to be more volatile than my shopping habits there lol. (sc: KateOfy)
What’s wrong with PSKY? Is NFLX going to win? 👀
just say AI CEOs and watch super greens
LULU CHRISTMAS PUMP AFTER CEO FIRING LFGGGGG
So full port puts to make it back tomorrow
imagine: hey, whats up? youre like, the fuckin futes my guy
Big Short sequel to be named the Big Retard
This thing doesn't happen except when it does. nice analysis. I too ate asbestos crayons.
Fire SPY CEO 🫣
At least 2x for anything atm to otm, it moved past the expected iv im sure so basically the gains increase the farther otm that ended up itm you were and then gains decrease or were minimal for whatever didnt go itm. Obviously it was impossible to predict such a movement. A strangle is buying both calls and puts. This was a pivotal point in oracle, they hit all time highs then tanked to last years high. Especially with its news and uncertainty it was either gonna bounce back like crazy or tank a strangle you profit off a massive move but your biggest enemy is now iv and theta
Lulu straight cooking numbers ! Ain’t no way that shits pumping and ORCl shit the bed
Eagle flying in slow motion .gif
I think we will see 220 by the end of the week and 210-230 range next week. CEO stepping down is a big thing cuz that ceo was hated by many and seeing that move is bringing confidence
Only 10% more in AH and i got my money from ORCL back🌈
firing your CEO like LULU means big green\n\nthere should be more CEO firings
Literally right there with you, but still got \n1K shares lol
RKLB up 60% in 11 days. Wild
I always think bulls are just clowns trading with 100 dollars
yet this guy deletes his comments. smells like a pussy bear
This guy was the only good part of LULU\n\nWho wants to CEO an overpriced retailer losing market share and shrinking margins LMAO
Actually I made decent money today, sold some puts earlier for a small profit, and gold and silver up so I made good on that.\n\nBut I don't want to make money on that shit, I want to make money on puts and watch bulls become destitute, so it does indeed suck.
TESSLLUURRRR
I don’t know how GOOG can carry all of your shit to greatness. Truly remarkable
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Jesus Christ!! Good luck man, rooting for you because these are some high level regarded moves.
Good analysis
How? Shit crushes earnings
Not against wealth, never have I said that. But the average r/wallstreetbets redditor is closer to working behind Wendy’s than being the next Elon, come on brah. Some *taxation* is a societal benefit for all, even the temporarily embarrassed Billionaires such as ourselves.
bears were on the verge of getting something going and then got wrecked again
netskope could have a good conference call #wehavehope
At this 25800 level I bought my Q calls yesterday and sold them today with a 12k loss in panick. They would have recovered completely by now. I feel anger, fomo and aggression to take revenge trades now. Super dangerous
Nice distraction from AVGO's earnings beat
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Fingers crossed their chip business get so big Amazon and google do their own tooling
Damn, why is it so salty in here?
But not today
Shrek dildo in your bear bum
To a gorillian dollars like the retards would say
buyers on an absolute frothy rampage
Does anyone want to go to the food bank and pass out food to bears in need?
i m ded already
IREN ✈️
Goddamn NVDA is a piece of shit
Oh, 9 words? You better go lie down to play it safe
👨: Son, I lost $34 billion today. I don't think I can buy you that TV network\n\n🙅‍♂️: No Daddy, I want Warner Bros\n\n#I WANT WARNER BROS! 😭😭😭😭😭
Just to add, when I sold my Jeep last spring, cvna gave me $5k more than any other dealer offered on trade. This company is hot garbage.
Sounds likely
Does that make the stock fall?
Has anyone mentioned how AVGO rejected 420 🚬
Bro they got baddies cant
omg broadcom really said "ai chips go brrrr" lmao. (sc: MayOpebo)
YES
Or very cheap in the morning 🫱👅🫲
*Giggity*
Feels bad for your puts
Avgo just rekt bers
SPY 700 tomorrow?🤔
Data next week jobs and I think cpi
So what you’re telling me is you got Shrekt
Venezuelan oil is going to be the next chapter
something tells me he'll be just fine
Bubble butt! 😁
I think that it will go up 10-13% tomorrow and then drop back to around 190 Monday
Which oracle? The one that drilled over 10% today?
Holding these calls, you are weak and don’t deserve the spoils. In GOOGL we trust
Only loser in my port is fucking GameCuck. Want to get rid of it but some part of me says it may go up again. Pretty sure that the retard in me saying that.
How do I know the number of women trading stocks has gone up recently? The constant whining and complaining about a bubble. And it’s f****ng annoying.
Took time but yes getting back indeed
Tacos market never stays up more than a couple days in a row except for the summer upward manipulation for polling, which they couldn't keep up without causing a bubble in the K-market, so tomorrow will definitely be a big -1% on this, another bulltrap, they've used for 2 months straight now.
This guy has been Bearish since his account started. then he stopped posting.
Larry Ellison, once the richest man in the world, lost $34 billion today due to his 40% stake in Oracle
Did you buy puts? Be honest
It’s been my best performing trades! I took some losses in October but the V days have been treating me well with them in particular. I’m not a fan of crypto at all, but it makes money 😂 I find it correlates a LOT with my small caps too. I recommend everyone learns it for that reason alone. \n\nIf anyone gets in, be careful at 100k, we might swing down even harder to current ranges and then to the 65k-78k range. It’s simple but good profits if you know your basement and ceiling. Plenty of other catalysts to consider besides VWAP, but it helps to know what the whales are looking at
Trump is getting desperate dialling up the racism to the max.
We all know he's not a profitable trader to take advantage of cap gains lmao
open 691.5/692 tomorrow, retard rally to 695 and then profit taking Friday. Monday-Wednesday 1-1.5% fade and then continues moving forward?
Technicals are sweet for shorting.\n\nI have some put spreads on it. \n\nHere, you'll probably want to go full naked puts.
Let’s go . It was kinda obvious it was going to pump but I’m tied on a other position
Thanks, but couldn’t find the meeting month. Also 30 days for minutes is a deadline, doesn’t have to be always 30 days. Maybe I should say, it’s rare to have a PR immediately after the meeting, few weeks later might happen. It happened in uniQure recently. Meeting was so bad, so they announced it maybe a week later without minutes. I guess for a PR immediately after the meeting, verbal discussion should be very positive and clear. Also the type release you sent can cause relatively less volatility. We’re talking about a BLA submission this time, might cause more legal problem if there is a mismatch between PR and minutes. I hope they release a PR tbh, because they created this hype by sharing the exact date etc.
If you say so
The only time may ever see red again is on the AMERICAN flag 🇺🇸 🦅
Makes em bouncier
Well you see if you’re a bear you can cause 10 recessions 😱
What’d he say
You must be sick seeing it rocket in AH lmao
$NX is actually fucking insane
Mind sharing your position which Expiration do you have what’s the Vega on those ?
Your brain is so small that if you have to assemble more than 10 works in a sentence it will probably send you into an exertion coma, and you use all 7 of them that you can muster to talk shit on a 0.5% green day, that's why.
Damn. If only these moves happened an hour ago. I wouldve turned a 30 dollar lottery ticket on SPX 6925s into 500 bucks
the ai bubble could burst more than once and bears would *still* find a way to lose money\n\npoor creatures in every sense of the word
The LULU induced erection is contagious.
Can't tell, just mumbling and the thick smell of semen coming from his mouth
SPY 691
Glad you bought back in. GOOGL had a 2% drop earlier this week and I scooped up a quick weekly win. It'll probably do the same tomorrow.
Broadcom says ffff your puts
My boy randomly bought a $15c for NX and they shot up 20% on earnings bro really has retard luck
Can't call it end goal since past that is subscription based sex bots
Then pump and dump your ass
My bold prediction for tommorow. Spy 700. NVDA 190. The oracle has spoken.
Oracle: \n\nGet fucked during the 90s Internet bubble\n\nGet fucked again during the 20s AI bubble\n\nLmao 🤌 🤣
Which one? There's so many...
The great ber reset of 2025. All puts useless in the morning
welcome to IV crush
very nice
I bought ITM hoping to break even at this point
Millions of AI bubble comments being typed every day. It gets tuah point yk
Are there any ER's tomorrow?
Space industry had a nice lil bump today. PL up 35% lol
Take your time Nividia take your sweet time….
Close the position to offset your capital gains in your other positions this year?
I'm heavily invested in GEO, CXW (prison stocks) waiting for all the bears to lose everything and rob a bank
They make glasses for communists. Calls on communism.
Recovering some. Hope the call is good
Why is ah poping so much?
Reality setting in that my AVGO calls cost more than it went up..
One of my micro plastics hatched a year ago and just had a birthday.
There's this guy on my company's Slack stock market channel who said he owned Oracle \n\nI asked him today on the channel if it's a buying opportunity\n\nAnd he said he sold\n\n*Sure dude*\n\n🫵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lulu will be 220 tomorrow
[ISM PMI](https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/business-confidence) (click 3Y) higher average than the past two years, so no. Not beautiful gains but certainly not "plummeting" \n\n[Inflation rate](https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/inflation-cpi) (click 3Y) flat on 1-2Y, not "spiked", basically smack on recent averages
Chad AVGO holding up the whole market
What are you even saying
You can’t short stock? Which broker do you use Cashapp?\nWhich half serious broker on bloody earth does not allow shorting stock when you have long calls ?\nIt’s literally covered shorting not naked shorting
10 mil into bonds dividends and growth and you’ll have like 500k to 1 mil a year… that’s like way more than enough, as a matter of fact 100k in dividends a year is more than plenty to even live in LA( I live in LA and everyone greatly exaggerates how much it actually costs, for reference all my bills and I mean ALL my bills come out to like 2.5-3k a month, the hell am I gonna spend ok rest of it?)
Tan will Talk Tuah so market can Hock Tuah
https://preview.redd.it/e3lfjh32cn6g1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f70b6b6f8310487e42aba3f2b567dda3bdb83d8
My car too broke down today but I didn't announce it like a fucking oracle
One day someone will do some investigating work in the American government
MM rotating back into the granny stocks. Some buy opportunities but nothing that seems to pop.
WELCOME TO COSTCO I LOVE YOU
At least you have a 5G!
Don’t forget to stuff OpenAI into those stretchy pants.
Praying for my crony capitalist arc soon. Tired of working for a living
Today was so bullish omg I’m in disbelief
Bears may call 10 recessions for every actual recession. But bulls are zero for infinity
LULU God Bless you
I am so bolish
VIX gunna jump in the morning or do we keep ripping? What’s your thoughts?
IBKR just asked me if I wanted to exercise my META options when I am $100 OTM so I can receive $0.52 of dividend 🤣.
Most additions to the S&P underperform over the next 2-3 years.
Retard: why are tech stock drilling again?\n\n\nTech stocks: -0.01%
Hopefully AVGO says NVDA is daddy on earnings call and it shoots up 30%
There’s no way 🐻 held puts after 🥭 tweeted right… right?
Bro this is pennies
Just an absolutely beautiful comment. Thank you for the chuckle.
Overvalued vs what? There has to be a competitor to call anything overvalued. Last I checked no one has the launch cadence and pricing of spacex.
There are micro plastics in your balls.
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man i really hope that guy with 200k in 12/12 QQQ 625p's sold at a profit this morning... was probably up 400k at some point.
It didn't. It's a ghost wick from options being exercised. No order was filled at 661
good thing u got the nuggets and not the shares
I wish I played it. Has been the best day trade vehicle for months! Must be fun if you catch the rhythm. \n\nBut my hedge money fully deployed elsewhere
Anyone remember how the crypto craze panned out? Everybody found out you mined 🌽 with GPUs and started buying up all the graphics cards like crazy? And then custom ASIC mining rigs came out that were way better at the job, and GPU demand dropped back down towards normalcy?\n\nThe same cycle's happening in AI. Everyone rushed to GPUs again because it was the known available method, and now that ASICs that are vastly better for the job are out, the industry will shift to those. Google TPUs and the custom chips META's spending billions on are ASICs.\n\n*There isn't an AI bubble, there's a GPU bubble*, and we've got 8-10% of the whole US stock market wrapped up in a GPU company. That's not good.
The machine is starting to show cracks and there aren't any spare parts to fix it
\+140k (give or take) tomorrow. That's cool.
LMAO 🤌
He needs to eat right?
Glitch
perfectly executed fuckery by the MM's.
ONON
Dollar 👇 market up
yeah definitely want to do those 2 things on it.
are you letting your phone battery die so you cant look at the loss?
right. but for us laymen we can only sell the calls when the market is open.
They'd make more on NFL than in Taco's fake K market.
market avoided disaster with avgo
Nah, I'm not that regarded. Why would I buy FDs for ER's? IV crush kills you - it's why I bought ATM leaps.
> Remember Tesla's S&P add in Dec 2020? Pumped to $900 on inclusion, then bled out 70% over the next two years.\n\nThat's not what happened at all.
I was happy bow I am sad...
Yeah, I guess all hope is not lost. At first I saw the good stuff, now it seems there's kind of a mixed bag, but still mostly positive. Break even is the goal now
Amzn get your ass on the rocket right now or you’ll lose all street cred
Everything going down except the shitty quantum stock i have puts on….
What did I win
Holy LULU welp missed that one
Just like bears comment last aged like milk…it will do the same for bulls…\n\nBut in the meantime, time to doom shit post
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How did meta hit 661 in after hours for like a second??? What happened?
SPY 700 EoY is back on the menu boys
at guzzling loads behind wendy’s with clifford
Everyone found out the whole market is a manipulated corrupt scam so they pulled out.
That's unlucky. The catalyst is the CEO is leaving -> new management. The same thing the founder has been complaining about for ages is being addressed
The fact AVGO didnt moon bigly is a sign that even bulls arent completely convinced of their own beliefs lol.
Tomorrow will still off at open or earlier if guidance is bad
You do not have the stomach to trade my way. My hedge fund is down 60% and I'm not sweating it, but all of my options are expiring next year. It will rebound..always does
Youre right, youve got a moronic take. \n\n\nThis is just more fuel to the AI bubble, and an AWFUL gamble. Disney is paying 1 Billion to basically let anyone use their copywrited IP, which is all Disneys real value.  \n\n\nAlso, I love that you legit think open ai will be a trillion dollar company. Please invest all of your money in it. Please, theres no bubble, I was wrong earlier.
Bers still kiss their moms on the 🫦🫦
A o
It's "fine" for tech bros and those making money from the AI boom.\n\nThey're gobbling up ever more consumption while the rest of us suffer. Entire economy is being built around waiting on these people hand and foot.\n\nEveryone else on the lower end of the K economy is facing a deepening affordability crisis and forced to keep cutting back.
bears won
LULU 🔥🔥
Almost got a job there, feels bad 🙁
Do you ever wonder who gets the upside to the downside in your account?
My LULU calls would like to thank China rich yoga girls
Everyone wants to retire with 10mil but 80% of Americans or more will have barely 150k to retire
What's your next play champ?
Overnight ultragreen. Tommorow fomo. No sell off. New ATH within 9 days AS predicted. Bears dead. Bulls win again. The oracle has spoken.
HAHAHAHAHA
It’s down with any fucking earnings could be good or bad. Yeah stocks not being fucked with keep it moving poor
Sales will double?! As a AVGO holder I’m glad but that’s wild. Let’s hope it comes true.
we like the stonk
When this sub shits on a stock, buy and wait 3 months to profit
Not as long as mine… holding 331,000 shares as of EOM. I am thinking of doing covered calls.
guess, i’m cooked on the calls
Next time warn me 🤣😢
You sure showed them. Bag held trash for 6 months to break even! (I am a LULU put holder)
Is it max 3000 per year?
Avgo will be the second plane to Hit the Stock market , Orcl was the first one.
Purely because it should rip tomorrow, we’ll end up -0.9% or some shit
Good times when I had $20k of LULU calls expire worthless earlier this year
Not really, it just means retards like Oracle are building more debt to buy their chips
This had better not touch Zootopia 3
WULF, APLD
Bought LULU at 235 and sold at 169. \n\nAMA.
Congrats on your participation trophy last night bers
LETS FUCKING GOOO\n\nSANTA RALLY LOADED 🎅🏼
> Jensen on Rogan\n\nWow totally missed this. Things are really getting weird.
It was. Guy just said AVGO is reasonablely priced if you factor in 2027...at a 30! For a commodity
If dollar drops another 10% dumb bols will be happy because green number and line go up
How long you planning to hold for?
I hope ur right cause many of us got fuck with cvna shorting
Line ends here bro
How the actual fuck does LULU go up? Memes and shit aside that shit is completely dead. Fuck this!!!
Ha, fuck then and their butchering of VMware.
damn lulu
If you like shorting meta at 650 you’ll love it at 700
At this point, I'm considering switching from Nvidia to Broadcom.
IREN for sure
They have to fix their cartel issue first
I like Nike, I love UNH here too. Both of these took an ass beating all year I’d love seeing these rip so tech has time to boil before taking all the volume away
Congrats bulls, guess I have to reload rip
Find a stock to sell so i can eat.
Next stock to blow out shorts?
We pumping after hours bears are dead have some mercy STOP THE COUNT
I got a box of Dino nuggies from\nCostco and I eat a full tray every time we hit ATH!!!
Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Short squeeze coming for IREN and DC stocks guys. Bullish af
Sounds good to me! Selling the shovels to the retards going into debt over non profitable projects 👌🏻
Commodity stocks are cruising tho
Such garbage takes.
Better sell and buy meta or Netflix
now theres something in the air about Chubb and Berkshire????? maybe insurance is interesting
Can’t wait for some premium ai leggings that make you 2x hot for 500$
Don’t worry bears you can always wait until your next paycheck to start screaming about a crash next week
Fuck yeah! This trade redeemed itself!!!!
My favorite crypto bro conversation was them explaining how you want a deflationary currency.\n\nLmao.
Only so much money in the AI mania (i.e. fools), so has to rotate
Your anger and nervousness gives away the game bul, this is a hoax
Yes
I'm sorry everyone who tailed. You should always inverse me like that one guy said.
This is Don Jr. erasure and I won’t stand for it
qqq is up AH
If that happens, I’ll goog my pants
Oh, I forgot HOOD also shyt the bed today
It's all computer
Why are Bears so bitter and gay?
It will bounce up, this is all an illusion
I don’t get how this company is valued
Neither do you
Launch sequence, initiated ✅\n\nS&P 500, 3rd consecutive ATH close ✅\n\nMoney printer, online and fully operational ✅\n\nThrusters, engaged ✅\n\nFully Fueled, fully retarded ✅\n\nPP, hard ✅\n\nBig helmet and little helmet, on ✅\n\nDestination...? Andromeda 👨‍🚀🚀\n\n\n🌃🛰️🌠✨✨✨💫✨✨✨☄️🪐🌌
WTF? LOL.
Oh no here I go again counting my eggs
When a single stock pulls up AH, it tends to dump in the morning,and BTC dump really hard
Yeah, I’m only 25 and have lived with constant nerve pain for the last 4 years
I bought some leaps at 123 today so I hope so
#DROPS 9%!!!!\n\n^^zooms ^^out\n\n##HOLY SHIT WE ARE UP 200% YTD EVEN AFTER THIS DROP\n\n&nbsp;\n\nThis shit is a total nothingburger.
Why are tech stocks drilling again?
If you don’t like meta at 652, you don’t deserve her at 700 //copium
Are you all broke?! Why HOOD volume declined
🗑️
You still got 12 dollars left
Somebody check on /u/pmotiveforce\n\nPost the hotline!!
It's easy. Mini nukes with space based solar power beamed down from mars to power the data center and everyone else! Electricity will be free!!!
Depends on which one pulled away first. I’m betting it was him. Yes your gehy.
where is that gay ber They said we wouldn’t end in the green today ?
Bul, if this was real you wouldn’t be so angry and nervous
This market is going nowhere.\n\nCOST trading at 100x FCF LMAO\n\nAVGO trading at 100 PE, chip sales can double but earning can't 5x LMAO\n\nLULU losing sales in NA 2% in a quarter, shrinking margins, shrinking EPS LMAO
No crying in the casino\n\nOr no Bers, should get rid of most of the crying
When that happens spy will count to 1 and shoot right past 700
Yep take a look at recent week, pumps morning dies off post 11am, then rinse and repeat.
Yup
Jensen how could you do this to me
Nope, holding all META stock.
Think it sounded a bit too technical because I cross trade and use futures as well as different options markets too. \nFor earnings releases I do this when I’m satisfied as I’ve come to realise that AH is always the high (anecdotal evidence I know).\nI RARELY hold until market open.
That gap will fs fill for PL
You CAN keep doing this. Just with much less money than before.
Bers got rugged so hard lmfao
Carvana adds 10% like nothing. Never seen anything like it. Even butcoin in 2017 didn't go up that much
Unfortunately
introducing yoga pants made with AI !
I love you Broadcom
6-8%
🫡
Way oversold, but it’ll take time to get back up, thinking about taking my loss and switch to something else.
me deciding to sell spy to buy nvidia alls end of oktober were the worst decision i have done ever
This is all a scam, but they know how bad it will get once it moves downward that they will try anything
Where does company B get the money to buy the car for $15k?
Puts huh
You severely underestimate our regard power
Going with the under on total points tonight.
Steak and lobster restaurants near me
Only uppies, no downies.
just buy NVDA and AVGO. why only NVDA?
DG up more than AVGO today, lol
same here. i am not hoping great report as well, holding couple of calls though for next week expiry
Opening up another bottle for bol 🍾\nHere’s some Tylenol for you bers 🍼
BREAKING: LULU to buy NVIDIA and BROADCOM in an all cash deal
How are all my calls suddenly going ITM over night and not during the day. \n\nOf course, they’ll all fade back OTM by opening.
SPY to ATH when Nvidia & Meta are considerably down from their ATH\n\nImagine when they bounce back. And if it happens at the same time.....\n\nIt's not an "if".. It's a "when"
my hood calls that are -80% now stand a chance?
Port is up 20% this week on option scalps. Down 20% on anything I swung. Can’t figure out which one to stop doing.
Been bagholding since July and dcaing since then. Was down 45k at one point and everybody here laughed at me.
This guy literally can't stop lying. Now he claims every AI "plant" will now, ackshually, increase the power available to the grid.\n\nIt's really getting out of hand, have fun with your spikes in electricity prices while this fucking tard is screeching that prices are at an all time low. Utility stocks might be the way to go.
He closed or so he doesn't have to report anything to the SEC
A top competitor is doing well - and there's a lot of interest in custom.
Why is NVDA drilling? F me!
😳
SMR dip looking juicy right about now 👀
"Takers" as if it just appeared for them or they took it from someone. Try your day without any products that have produced wealthy companies or people. \n\nAlmost like it's a mutually beneficial situation where founders provide society with great things they eagerly pay for.