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| I'm seeing lots of puts for $12 expiring on Friday, more puts than calls. |
| No such thing! |
| It’s so much more enjoyable in here when the silvtards are back to hiding under their rocks |
| Plenty of storage will becoming real cheap once the bubble pops. \n\nQuestion is: how long does that take. |
| 30 minute high colonic starts now 😒 |
| 380 then fake pump then 350 then rebound |
| If you are a bear on $UNH, you are a scoundrel. |
| Hecla mining calls? |
| Yes |
| What's up with that? I barely got out alive this morning |
| What is it worth (not the current share price)? Answer that question before buying anything. |
| Load the green dildos |
| Believe it or not, puts. |
| And NQ hasn’t even left the opening range from Friday. Fractal ranges inside ranges |
| It’s so cold at 70 degrees and the women are too hot |
| Damn I want some Del Taco |
| Almost made it green today? Sour Hour has a solution for that |
| MU you POS |
| Pan pizza from papa John’s? I already wake up hella dehydrated after eating PJs 😂 can’t even imagine how I’d feel after an oil saturated pan pizza…probably tastes great tho 😂 |
| I lied, only +70% cause I dont math. Oh well. |
| End of day dump I guess |
| why SPY CEO can't send an email in the morning like 685 will be HOD or something, so it'll be easier for all of us? |
| Just like a car. |
| So we are going to grab cloud from the skies and attached to our computers for cloud storage? Ahhhh I got what you are saying |
| That explains it then. Thank you |
| Big Tech loves this one hack |
| This is so fucked, longing space instead. |
| Tbh most of those companies have been trying to get companies to move onto a mix of cloud / local storage for years. It’s just getting easier for them now lol. |
| It’s 57 degrees in Southern California. Shit’s freezing. |
| Bears are ghey PPL; opening their back door Thu. |
| Hecla Mining calls? |
| He sold |
| Sooo puts for tomorrow.... |
| Bought a few $12 puts this morning, already doubled and took initial out. Freeroll babyyyyyyy |
| My only saving grace is closing out all options a week ago and just opening up starter positions in boring shares I'm willing to baghold a month or two\n\nThat said, MSFT feel free to stop being a gigantic piece of shit any day now |
| Destitute malarkey from a band of miscreants sabotaging my investments |
| Leaps are the play I think. This thing is gonna sit undervalued for a while I guess. I’m stuck holding huge bags |
| glad i bought these rivian puts, no way after earnings that $18 price was going to hold |
| micron 500 tomorrow |
| If i went full retarded and traded penny stocks I wouldn't have to deal with this ghey SPY or all this macro BS. |
| Oh so you’re a climate denier? |
| Day 6 of what r ur current 0dte positions |
| MU, SNDK holders in shambles today. 🤣 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/GinAndGentlemen made a bet that SPY would go to 0.0 within **5 hours** when it was 677.533 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Market spent the whole day doing jack shit, what a waste of time. At least NVDA recovered a bit. |
| wdym micron 500 next week right? |
| Yaoi? This mf is either a bear or a wsb mod |
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| I liked yesterday better |
| Too rich for me. I'll stick with getting two mediums from DominHoe's for $12. |
| Close down the casino 🤯🫡🤮😂 |
| So hood just follows SPY? |
| That's right! I got$130 puts for March |
| This is it. This the beginning of a bull run on $LULU. We will see 300 by next month. |
| If you sold 1 share of SPY on 10/29 and invested it in t-bills, you’d have 700. |
| Welcome to todays episode of "Can it go even lower?" |
| Japan to buy 200,000 bushels of US soybeans and US will drop tariffs on hentai and yaoi |
| Do we have a FOMC meeting tomorrow or what i don’t get it? |
| and yet...you're still learning |
| What’s my trading strategy? I’m glad you asked. It’s setting my money on fire. |
| could it go lower??\n\n |
| And yet you can't point to a single time in history that an economy was ruined by deflation due to the gold standard. You simply attribute the failings caused by fiat to be the failings of the gold standard, while simultaneously ignoring the same failings of the fiat system. The productivity deflation that you mention is the natural state of the economy as technology advances and it is good for the consumer. Yet that productivity increase is robbed in the fiat system to the benefit of the rich / bankers under the cantillon effect. But I guess you didn't study that in your freshman econ courses.\n\nGold stock growth (~1.7%) actually tracks closer to real GDP growth (~2.5-3%) than M2 does. The ~5 point excess of M2 growth over gold growth is almost exactly the long-run average inflation rate (~3.5%), which is precisely the inflationary premium baked into fiat money creation.\n\nThe Keynesian "can't mine gold fast enough" framing is backwards. Gold's 1.7% growth rate would produce mild deflation in a growing economy (real GDP ~3% minus gold growth ~1.7% = ~1.3% deflation). That deflation isn't a bug, it's falling prices from productivity gains, which is what happened through most of the 19th century under metallic standards. Real wages rose despite nominal price deflation. The Keynesian objection conflates "deflation" (falling prices) with "depression" (falling output), which are entirely different phenomena absent credit system dysfunction.\n\nThe fiat system doesn't solve the "problem" of insufficient money growth. It replaces ~1.3% productivity-driven deflation with ~3.5% monetary-driven inflation, transferring wealth from savers and wage earners to debtors and asset holders. |
| Better hope so because our debt will be 500 trillion |
| Retail: 🤡 |
| Need CZR to hit a crisp +20% on earnings |
| Fuuuuuck MU !!!!!!!!!!!!!! You stupid little turd |
| My delivery is today |
| Lmao goated answer |
| Plowed into MU position 🔫🤡 |
| Sir, please keep your hands and appendages inside the ride at all times and your hands off your danglybits because this is the Wendy’s ball pit |
| Dead cat bounce, tomorrow is a big drill |
| So dump into close, pump tomorrow. Got it. See y'all tomorrow to lose money in the casino |
| But wait... if WD and such sold everything forward, how will they produce ever increasing forward guidance and earnings? Is it flat or down from here for four quarters? |
| need a good stock to buy 100 shares in and wheel under 122$ |
| Makes a reddit post for cover. "It was a tariff play, I swear" |
| Well fuck me sideways, we have been in this range since September. Get me out |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Financial_Ad1048** bet **SPY** goes from **682.82** to **703.3** before **20-Feb-2026 03:26 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I’ll be in the cold hard ground before I buy a vehicle from a fucking vending machine |
| Please dump mu back to 375 so i can load more PLEASSEEEE |
| !banbet spy +3% 3d |
| That’s literally nothing |
| I’ll be in the cold hard ground before I buy a vehicle from a fucking vending machine |
| What's the latest on Chewy?\n\nIt's been getting gaped something fierce the last few weeks |
| No autograph on your tiddies by daddy huang 😤 |
| Lmaooo |
| keep it up. Wall St will get it all sooner or later. |
| MSFT about to jump off cliff, bye microslop |
| Employment numbers are up, not down |
| Yes |
| Relief rally in a bear market? Oh you sweet summer child |
| lol mid terms |
| not enough people saying thank you smh |
| We should all refuse to do any work until shit dramatically changes like the French do but we won’t so shit ain’t gonna. Spy slow grind to 590 before we see 700 |
| A captain goes down with his ship 🚣♂️ |
| Bull r fuk ❌\n\nBer r fuk ❌\n\nI am fuk ✅😭 |
| #MSFTPROUT |
| lol, lmao even |
| AI |
| $SNDK $MU bols hold me brothers |
| Japan trade deal WADDAFUG |
| Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my retartness. |
| So even if AI giants dont see the need what about basically everything else \n\nIf the hard storage shortfalls grow to more companies other ways to operate are going to need sourcing |
| As long as losers like you stop doomposting and actually vote yeah |
| Midterm will fix it. Big tech is going to see big drop if dem wins, and rightfully so. |
| Step SPY, you mean |
| Door: „I hate it too!” |
| This record should make bulls shiver, flip of a coin that we go down 2% in the next few days |
| Everyone buy Carvana! |
| So stupid it just might work. |
| Every day it’s down down down. When is the relief rally? This is a joke |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Budget-List-1214** bet **SPY** goes from **682.9** to **670.0** before **20-Feb-2026 03:25 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 3 wins and 3 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Sorry, is that good or bad |
| !banbet SPY 670 3d |
| Tired boss |
| Calls on the sky? Or maybe puts if there are no clouds left in our future….? Perhaps even calls on sunscreen? So many options to consider here |
| Short foo |
| I think ur wrong bc they said the future of data centers is in space and they literally mean space 🚀 so anyways if you want to apologize you can right here |
| Getting notifications from my Papa John's app to try the new pan pizza. Anyone tried it? How does it compare to Pizza Hut and Domino's? Calls on PZZA. |
| !RemindMe 3 months |
| Everything is fake. Everything is planned. Technology can predict your thoughts through algorithms. You only know what youre allowed to know. Markets are orchestrated. Prosecution is approved. It’s all a theater. |
| Amazon and Azure is going to finally pay for winzip, calls on $WZIP 300% earnings beat incoming! |
| Mag7 CEOs: CAPEX payoff gonna be huge 🤑\n\nMarket: No it won’t! 😡 |
| https://preview.redd.it/o2xknxac64kg1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b50cb8419ffb3ede80a2363ee263a6dd51c52780\n\nOP now |
| Trading this market is like repeatedly slamming dick in a door for hours |
| It’s not really a bias when it’s an observed repeated fact |
| STEP BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING |
| What's next? DVDs coming back??? |
| This is going to drill isn’t it? |
| 🙏 |
| 🫡 I’ll see you in Hell when this goes Tits Up, or Heaven when this goes Tits Down |
| kissed a boy to shock the market |
| You can buy it when it dumps 🤣 |
| Target sells hard drives. |
| But it is about to sink 😂🫵🤡 |
| 🥭 tweet |
| One must hope, or life has no purpose. |
| Might not be viable for AI but companies are gonna need alternatives for systems and services that they can move to reallocate resources from since hard storge is as rare as gold right now |
| PANW long or short |
| This is not about ai fears or a bubble. We are starting to realize what we picked in November |
| some prolly full ported WMT at $135 and is now panicking 😂 |
| it's a great idea - and if you get a bad crop - just hit the load file for the previous checkpoint |
| They’ll just store it on disks |
| The real trading day is now from 10-2 |
| Options are expiring. No ragerts |
| Don't spend it all in one place! |
| 🥭: fuck your puts \n\nAlgos: but we want to dumppppppppp\n\n(Just posted 550b trade deal with Japan) |
| the is still room on the bear boat\n\n |
| Fuck this market. Honestly |
| Fucking hell, is spy really going to end flat today? |
| Best part is he's a convicted felon who lies about having voted 🤣 |
| Whenever I’m scared of life, I just tell myself that everyone goes to the same place in the end, the toilet. |
| I have no fucking idea what I'm doing. |
| Oh my god we’re going to sell off and close flat ish again for the day |
| Redeploy |
| Companies are not going to store their literal liquid gold data on the cloud when they can't be 100% assured the data won't be leaked or poached. Hard drives are expensive because companies are willing to pay top dollar to store their secrets themselves. Anyone willing to use cloud is not going to be shelling out enterprise money. |
| regard |
| #WHATS THE TICKER? |
| NVDA earnings coming for ber anoos watch out |
| and we dump everything is over it’s all over |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/rwc5078** bet **SPY** goes from **683.17** to **693.42** before **18-Feb-2026 03:22 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 2 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet spy 1.5% 1d |
| and nvidia didn t even had it late day dump yet\n\n |
| I’m what’s known as a flat market theorist. The upward trend you think you see is fake and created by the elites. The market has actually always been flat. |
| VALE dip bought. The commodity bull market is just getting started. |
| PLTR IS HEADED TO 80 💩 |
| Markets only been open 1 day |
| made $141 on a spy call bought one voo for the roth |
| You mean those fat juicy thiccc ass clouds i see in the sky don't have my data in them??? Fcking Obama. |
| wait you think companies are just gonna magically switch from owning their hardware to renting cloud storage because drive prices went up? most enterprises already made that call years ago based on way more than just hardware costs\n\n \nthe ones still buying physical drives usually have specific reasons like data sovereignty requirements or they're running legacy systems that cant just migrate overnight. plus cloud egress fees will eat you alive if you actually need to access that data regularly |
| They better turn this fasten seatbelt sign off soon or ima pee my pants |
| Not quite. Cloud storage, by and large, is not as feasible for AI builds because it is slow. The problem is speed and bandwidth. AI requires a ton of data, all the time. If that data gets offshored, that means the network would have to be able to keep up. The only way for that to happen is a direct and dedicated fiber line from the datacenter to the cloud provider. It couldn't go through an ISP, otherwise that would make the internet congested. |
| Silver weaker than my beard at 16 |
| You should read the news more dipshit. \n\nToday western digital announced all HDDs for 2026 are sold out already. Prices already skyrocketing. |
| I’m losing money everyday |
| Remind me again, why is killing IRS Direct File and being able to lay off 90% of their staff after being replaced with AI bad for Intuit again? |
| The bers are back in townnnnn🎶🎶 |
| You're thinking of Molag Bal |
| unlikely |
| WE ARE ENDING GREEN MSFT FAMILY. PUSH FOWARD, DO NOT FALTER, WE CAN DO THIS. #MSFTSTRONG |
| A relative on FB unironically posts about the dow 50000 thing with a few american flags and a Bible verse. \n\nHis kids don't talk to him. |
| Team 6 on standby |
| Stonk only go up |
| They can challenge it yes but don’t have authority to nix it completely is what he is saying pretty clear if you can fucking read bro |
| U mean that low LMAO 🤌 |
| A lot of yall are soft and sad lmao |
| STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWN |
| you said that states would be able stop a merger, that is what nullify means. they most certainly can't, if the fed allows it it goes through. states can then try and sue to undo a merger like that but they will not win, so your original comment is not true and it is you who "doesn't know what they're talking about." |
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| Im interested |
| California Snowmaggedon in progress right now ❄️🥶😶🌫️ |
| should i buy 100 shares of netflix or wait until PLTR hits 120.20 and buy 100 shares of it then. |
| Pass it along if you don't mind |
| WHO IS THE MSFT GUY? |
| You're right. There is no reason to compare today to a period of time with high inflation, a cold war, shitty world economic integration, and oil wars. How foolish of me. |
| Well that's kind of exciting for me, have like ten large drives, that I've been trying to sell.. for a long time.\n\nMy time is finally here. |
| What MSFT guy |
| Corn 🌽 slow marching to 55k. |
| NETANYAHOO\n\nYOU HAVE MY SOUL IF YOU PUMP US BACK TO THE ATHS OF OCTOBER |
| February 26 will be State of the union ,mango will address the nation. Market needs to be ATH so he can brag. Algos have to turn in pump mode until then. |
| I remember someone brought in a floppy that infected the school computers with a virus. |
| Kids in 2080 won’t even get the DOW 50 thou joke, they’ll think it’s a hoax that it was ever that high |
| Broke even today my greedy ass tried to short before 678 before that massive Shrek dick |
| It smells like regret in here |
| What? Sure, that money is allocated until the next day but if you have a decent sized account like $7-10k you can make several trades a day until the capital has run out, just like I did today.\n\nWhy would you switch over to a margin account and risk getting flagged only having 3 poxy trades per week? Judging by OPs position size he has a decent sized cash account to run multiple trades per day. |
| Lots of ghey bers in the chat rn 🤔 |
| Robinhood can’t hold gains for shit stick |
| Profit is profit |
| look at how both vix and stocks go down literally everything is under sell pressure\n\nits called market manipulation |
| Where do you think the cloud storage is held at? lol the actual clouds?! No they are in server rooms. Which is what this shortage is about |
| The price of NVMEs has effectively doubled in the last 6-8 months and now these companies are scooping up HDDs too... Expect a similar increase in price as supplies dwindle. |
| I've got MSFT shares at a basis of $13, older than most of you regards, and even I think the MSFT guy is THE retard. |
| That's it, I'm liquidating and investing in Coke. Not the company, the drug. ❄️ |
| We must have read the same article, here: https://www.electronicdesign.com/blogs/nonlinearities/blog/55358076/electronic-design-lightning-strikes-twice-first-eniac-and-soon-the-personal-computer |
| I hate myself so, so much |
| This is a buying opportunity |
| It’s already at 52 week low…is bottom in though? |
| Just touch 682 again for the boys |
| Am thinking of filing for bankruptcy |
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| too late lost everything.\nspecial discount outside the wendy’s. first come first serve |
| Made $3.91.\n\n📈😩🫴💰 |
| https://preview.redd.it/lxw3hibf54kg1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b006998ab83101e39994f50a8f530f5d6bbcbf3f |
| How do I invest in Micography?\n\nAsking for a friend. He’s well regarded among his peers |
| Making ‘DOW OVER $50,000’ merch for the next crossing. Like tshirts, egg, and that “that was easy” button with Pam’s voice. \n\nHow many can I put you down for? |
| Everything taking a down turn |
| The shortage is in SSDs not HDDS lmfao |
| This sounds suspiciously like a thinly veiled effort to pump the price of the "unnamed" ticker |
| Pleasure is mine |
| Bro did not think this one through at all. |
| Can the fillipino drivers remotely operate a car that far away? |
| Market looks like it’s finally dropping? Buy calls. Market looks to be breaking out? Buy puts. You will spend the rest of your life in this range. |
| When I went to school we were shoving our floppy's into a computer. I hope someday to do it again |
| Microshit 💩 |
| Data and value are stored in the balls |
| It’s amazing how much money you can keep by not revenge trading |
| how safe when PANW go up. Buy calls |
| Fuck you too regard! |
| You should unhide your comments before trying to be cute. Weak shit. |
| You might be fucked man I’m selling my shit ngl |
| Hey you, yes you MM 🫵, fuck you and I wish nothing but the absolute worst for you. Oh, and you’re bigly gay 🤡🫵 |
| Your confidence has me concerned for my puts. |
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| I’m down 50% |
| Not goofy your just brain dead |
| They only collect and process data for the murderers, even supply a hit list. They’re not savages! |
| Share market is at record highs right? Inflation is low and gdp is already at very healthy levels and expected to grow this year. Compare that to Europe and other western countries and you’ll realise America is actually doing extremely well. \n\nAgain, these are the facts regardless of which side of the political fence you like to sit on. |
| Merica doubters will be left in misery\n\nIt’s all so stupid |
| Just waiting to buy Microsoft calls so I can print free money, let people get theta fucked while I wait and watch |
| Diamond hands |
| MRVL carrying my MU/SNDK bags today |
| Microsofter |
| No one's reading that shit dumbass |
| It was porn wasn't it? |
| Facts |
| Thanks for the sacrifice! 🤝 |
| I’m gonna guess you have fallen for many more than one and don’t know it. Pretty sure we all have and it’s progressing incredible fast. |
| Calls!!!! |
| No they won't because it's super slow |
| Forgot to add, I am using leverage at roughly 1:1. So any movement is doubled in my portfolio |
| they're eating your puts they're eating your calls |
| Ok bro thanks for sharing |
| I want to short TSLA so bad but I literally lose money every single time. \n\nGuess I'll play it safe and short MSFT |
| I wonder if MMs are reading these threads. If so, fuck you MMs! |
| But did you lose all your money? Orrrr? |
| hold don't get wrecked |
| You people are about to find out exactly what a bull trap looks and feels like |
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| Despite the overwhelming amount of people saying sell, I think I’ll hold like a true degen- plus I’m playing with profits from today |
| they still don't eat pork. |
| bulls: 'get fuk bers' market: \*+0.2%\* (im bull) |
| I’m disappointed, son |
| are you retarded or blind? |
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| i forgot between 10:40 and 11:20 |
| Spy just do it already |
| it's on wallstreetbets so it must be true |
| Freaked out and sold my 10 Google share ! I think it gonna go back up now ! |
| buy puts while you still can\n\n |
| lol sounds lovely. I used to get 90 1mg Xanax. When it filled I’d tell my girlfriend, brain vacation for the weekend, take my keys 😂 |
| then we need to buy defense stocks for when they start shooting missiles at the sky to make more clouds! |
| Stocks go up |
| The compelling bull case for Palantir is that they'll murder you and everyone you love if you don't pay for their services. |
| I’m calling BS /s |
| Got a 3 day temp ban for saying people wild too much about Israel because half yall are openly racist and the other half blindly support Israel because of some nonsense endtime prophecies. Thankfully got appealed. Before you decide to temp ban me for saying it again, fuck you |
| Gonna rip for the last 15 mins of the day\n\nJust to inverse you fools of a took |
| That’s pretty gày |
| Exhausted. Really bad day for me |
| How are cloud providers adding storage? Priority contracts with manufacturers? |
| I have two 21 puts 3/18 up 50% on them still holding for now |
| go up |
| It's free money, talked about $FVRR previously |
| Gonna rip for the last 15 mins of the day\n\nJust to inverse you fools of a took |
| Any update on Us Iran meeting ? |
| Buy the dip. Short the VIX. Fuck Bitcoin. |
| all that for qqq to be up +0,01% |
| THourough Erasure of Total Applicants |
| I have like 40 hours in BF6 so far and I've only used the smg the engy gets. I should try to expand my usage. |
| when will you learn that puts always pay in a BEAR market |
| No, you are cray cray |
| I don’t trust this theta ass market |
| you think cloud is hosted by hopes and dreams? |
| This market fades away more than MJ in his prime |
| 70% return this year, I’ll get 50% return by end of year bud |
| Trying to make more money is easy. Making more is a bit harder. |
| got 330 C 3/6.\n\nDown a large amount for those |
| We need more think |
| gonna be flat till 4 then big move right after bell just to screw everyone over together |
| I get a big check Friday so that means everything will rise before I can buy more dip. |
| aapl is getting tired carrying its deadweight teammates |
| Close to flat |
| this market is pure doo doo! |
| "Guys, once we're done spending 100s of billions of dollars on AI datacenters we could make HUNDREDS of thousands of dollars every *year*" |
| Whoa, check out Mr. Bigshot |
| Pm me if u get it pls. |
| I just fell for an AI video 😔 |
| This place is for degenerates nobody buys and holds shit |
| 10x doesn't matter when PE is STILL lower than the industry average. |
| Computer? I just met her |
| Oooof Apple lost 265 |
| I think all he is saying is they are going to raise prices which is reasonable. Getting slammed here for no reason lol. PM me the ticker please |
| 6-7x gain on 2/18 20 puts, not too shabby |
| Confirmation the midday pump was just bs and artificial to screw puts, classic |
| Beeeeeears! |
| I bought in about 2 weeks ago and am down 10%.\n\n\nI'm wondering the same thing!\n\n\nThe things I sold are up, and Google is stinking up the place! |
| Tbh hes got a valid point\n\nIf hard drives are basically none existant for what is the foreseeable future for major businesses they'll need something to fit that role in the mean time given the absolutely monstrous amounts of money they have on the line if they cant keep things running to some degree of normal\n\nUnless a seller for large scale reclaimed hard drives pops up in the next few weeks Cloud storage will be the next most readily and viable solution to the shortfalls we are seeing castrate multiple markets |
| bye bye miss american SPY |
| God save us from all the put porn we're about to witness |
| It seems so obvious SPX will go back to 6500, that it probably won't |
| Looks more like a fenty lean to me |
| Easy there Dom Torretto. #1 sign you're going to be long term bagholding. |
| The implied move for NuScale $SMR is 20% next earnings (25 feb), any regards with DD or opinions? \n\nI need hopium |
| Most regarded thing I heard I’m buying up all the SSD I’m hate SAAS |
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| Everyone ragging on you but maybe there is something to this. I mean, if you bought 10 WD digital drives at 2025 prices, you can make money by renting it out or selling them. In theory the demand goes up for cloud storage, and because these providers already have the racks built with 2025 prices, they're golden until demand surges more than their capacity.\n\nCalls it is. Too bad I'm broke. |
| GOOG - I divorce thee, I divorce thee, I divorce thee |
| When I was in school, compute was a verb, |
| 3pm only down scam!! |
| That looks good too |
| It’s fucking joever. See you in August for the bottom |
| I’ll be back trading tomorrow. Don’t worry |
| rotation |
| I got 10 676p contracts I should have sold this morning for a 200% gain that I got greedy on and now are at like -99% lmao 🤡 |
| I guess they store the data in clouds hence cloud storage |
| Good luck homie |
| Bro I hate that he didn’t even try to give it, give us a clue man. |
| eat ze dongus you fookin nerd |
| MSFT shrinking heads 🤣 |
| Imagine if we dump back down to 675 lmao |
| Yes |
| Headline for tomorrow is gonna be "dow drops 800 points on renewed jobs fears" after the satanic MMs have convinced retail that nobody cares, 😂 |
| and we re red\n\n |
| Quitter |
| Does anyone even hae Fivrr anymore? Are puts free money here? |
| half a percent drop possible?\n\n |
| Is this unnamed ticker with us in the room right now? |
| Retarded governments like Canada will slap a tax on this too. They can't tax the gaming computer you already own, however. |
| You need a refresher on the definition yourself bud.\n\nYou don’t even understand what kind of bias I am referring to, then have the gall to call me names. \n\nI am talking about your bias THAT HE IS MANIPULATING THE MARKET. If you hold that BIAS, then you will make trades based of that BIAS, right? You seem to think bias can only refer to liking or disliking something in totality which is not true at all. Real genius over here.\n\nYou’re so close to having the ability of seeing different perspective, so close yet so far.\n\nAlso you’re right, the link is working now, not sure why it wasn’t before. Congrats on those gains, impressive. I am being genuine too. But how much of that was betting on the TACO trade as you’re asserting? How much if any, is from anything that’s not a low coast broad index fund? Which is what my overall point was, even though I’m conceding that you’re probably a millionaire. My main point was pointing out how you probably didn’t make ANY money from betting on your biases.\n\nI’ll concede you’re richer than me, if what you’re saying is true lol, seriously that’s amazing and I’m glad you’ve made a good living and set yourself up for the *possibility* of a good life. \n\nWill that life be filled with happiness and love? I don’t think so, you’re obviously very angry at something and taking it out on whoever will listen. What happens when nobody wants to listen anymore? |
| Look into disallowed losses. |
| Classic $KLAR pump before the dump... See y'all tomorrow when the stock collapses |
| I think PZZA is incredible buy at this level. Only 1 billion market cap, Papa John's is a solid chain, possible private equity buyout in the future (Apollo Global backed out but they were in talks before. I think something will happen). |
| Wdym It's up 300% in a year |
| Today is a good day to relapse. GG |
| I'm 99% there will be war, but I'm guessing April |
| They want you to continue to dca buy the “dip” |
| yeah i framed that shit in my bedroom , top to bottom wall to wall. once i lose more money i can get started on the floor |
| It’s not unlimited because you have to wait for cash to settle… which can be an entire day, defeating the purpose of day trading… |
| What is up with Amazon |
| Good luck homie |
| Down until our asian bros are back. |
| How many sour hours are we going to get |
| This would bankrupt Klarna😆 |
| don't forget aapl calls at open |
| Position is still open… |
| We are green |
| Drill right after contracts expire |
| I hope so, there's where I want to buy |
| 🦎 🐍 |
| New Battlefield 6 update and the L110 got MORE accurate?? STONKS\n\nL110 gang eating good tonight |
| Gold up or down tomorrow?? |
| big data this week fomc minutes, pce numbers with gdp...speeches wars, more names from epstein pervs, and much more hang in there...u got this. |
| Robinhood x Klarna |
| Hey MSFT baggies, y’all can check out Bitcoin or Wolfspeed sub to see how cope is done. We want some funny, memeable shit. |
| Seriously though you guys do realize Apple has been single handedly holding up the market from hitting 580 for the past several months |
| always the same with this market, everybody scared\n\n |
| how does it taste so good fresh and warm and so bad as leftovers? |
| Shorting VIX was the play today |
| Could also end further red |
| So then calls on ISPs |
| jfc it’s always the last 90 minutes dump fuck this shit |
| People are being executed in the streets, the midterms are already being interfered with, and multiple states may as well be considered under marshal law. After 8 more months of all of this, you really think midterms are going to accomplish something? |
| we definitely need AT LEAST 10x more compute🫴 |
| **CAN WE STOP THE BEATINGS? MY MORAL'S BEEN UP FOR HOURS** |
| Hope yall got your puts on the obviously fake mid day pump |
| Now make the beat drop |
| That's precisely what they're doing. It already exists in the enterprise world. We don't own a huge swath of our data anymore, Microsoft does. And we pay them. And if we don't, we're fucked. We're held ransom. |
| So little excitement for such a big VIX |
| WDC has 7.5 million Sandisk shares |
| worst options market ever\n\nholding anything longer than a few minutes is like lighting your money on fire |
| SPY loves it's 676-696 dance... |
| I’ll buy 1. |
| Theta type of market lmao |
| Market is drunk |
| Just download it. |
| let me know when goog stops being a bitch |
| Didn’t come here all day today, and actually made money xD |
| Can’t win with this piece of shit stock |
| MSFT FAMILY, WE CAN END THE DAY GREEN! DONT STOP. KEEP PUSHING, WE CAN END THE DAY GREEN!! #MSFTSTRONG $MSFT |
| nooon je ne le dicks |
| Guess which two I have and which one I don't |
| WDC has more buyers than sellers. SNDK and MU have more sellers than buyers |
| Do you think we will see slv sub $60 this week? |
| Who’s running this 🤡market ? |
| Oracle puts at open were the play |
| But you will always be paying market rates which can continue to climb. This is all about creating stress to force customers to cloud when they want to own their own hardware and lower costs |
| Because IP is still king. In fact the AI makes it even more valuable cuz you can create the special effects and the actual show itself for cheaper but you still want to have the good IP. \n\nI've yet to see AI create any IP. |
| Well done, that's what I mean! |
| You probably have more than $600 and didn't buy the top 🤣 |
| Licken ze dicken Ameripoors |
| I am now a $MU bagholder\n\n\nThank you MMs very cool! |
| What’s the stock? |
| Metaverse |
| I got executives coming to pick me up from the airport I better sober up a little by the time this bitch lands 🫠 |
| Ok buddy, go get rich if it has predictive value. |
| Will we end green |
| Dam, I’m in tech wondering why I’m up big while everyone is bitching. |
| It's all stored on 100tb thumb drives we found for $20 on ebay. |
| Yeah pays to whoever you buy from |
| Mbad I meant I have 10k left, not sure if I should dump it into msft lol |
| Robinhood introduces Robinhood Ventures Fund I\n\nYeah a venture into Wendy’s job apps maybe |
| I don’t know how old those couch cushions were Just Dance, but I know they didn’t consent… |
| Its one of the best blue chip stocks in the world currently at a 25% discount. You will make your money back and a lot more if you are just patient and hold. Basically, don’t be a regard and sell. |
| OAML 🤌 |
| Why would there be theta when it expires in less than an hour |
| LOL |
| I really thought spy was gonna close at 675 today. Thank god I locked in 2k worth of put gains early. Fuck man I just wanna get rich. They act like that’s so passé. |
| My activity was all on Jan 27 and 28 when they dumped. I played with it for 2 days. Shares only, no options. I'm a daytrader so I'm watching it for my next slice. |
| Fuck da police |
| IMAGINE NOT BEING APART OF THE FAMILY. #MSFTPROUD |
| I was able to find stuff in both Tennessee and Georgia so I think you’ll have luck in Florida |
| Elon said last year Intuit is going to be a great investment. Down 50% since |
| Yes then breakup that’s the way to life |
| 12 |
| Is this the relief rally? 😔 |
| Remember when I thought under 325 was a good buy on GOOG? Me and my 12K loss remember 🥰 |
| Delta theta volatility and gamma |
| jup it s sour hour\n\n |
| Sadly over 30 😂 |
| Nope. There’s a ceiling of $3k cap gains deduction each year. |
| Imagine being a MSFT bag holder 🤢 |
| Should’ve known to full port calls when spy touched 677 |
| WDC is up but SNDK and MU are down. Make it make sense |
| OAML 🤌 |
| Someone needs to be held accountable for this… not me but someone… fuck |
| Cloud isn’t magically cheap just because drives are expensive. Hyperscalers still pass costs through eventually. Also, egress fees and vendor lock-in are brutal. If your thesis is supply shock .. cloud demand spike, show capacity + margin data. Otherwise this is just vibes and OTM calls. |
| MSFT FAMILY. DO NOT FALTER, DO NOT GIVE UP, STAY TOGETHER. WE CAN DO THIS $MSFTPROUD |
| You guys really saw the SPY quintuple top and thought we were gonna power hour. Next time watch what Mercury does to Jupiters orbit you retards |
| How old are you? |
| Appreciate it brother will keep an eye out! |
| #Is there a sector more dead than tech LMAO🤌 |
| generous |
| Actually, great opportunity |
| Straight up Fuck MSFT. |
| $MU please pump baby girl |
| Yeah I’m done daytrading this makes absolutely no sense |
| No such thing as good days anymore. |
| Sooooo |
| guess who is buying all of the drives? |
| If everyone could just move on that would be GREAT. /s |
| Because you are an idiot, and cannot understand the basic points being made. |
| Amzn having the green day Goog deserves… |
| Islamists almost always time their attacks around Jewish & Christian holidays but the us military does not coordinate operations around religious holidays. |
| you should port 10k and leave the rest in cash wtf |
| You got this bro |
| You bet against the Harlem globetrotters? |
| MSFT FAMILY, LETS DO THIS!!! $410 EOD. WE HAVE REACHED THE BOTTOM!! MICROSOFT PUMP INBOUND. |
| I got calls |
| If you have $5m chilling in the bank I’d hope your net worth is at least $30m |
| Your dicks big but my dicks bigger |
| Dump tesla thank you for your attention |
| Apple is about to dump and take the market with it. \n\nThis has been a public service announcement. |
| yeah, they've been doing the reverse double irish nvidia <-> openAI investment glitch for years |
| sour hour confirmed |
| stocks always go up, but they also always go down. |
| Expectations of reductions in capex prolly |
| #this is definitely ending red and i have $5,000,000 in puts expiring today |
| Goofy ass dude you are mate |
| FYI despite popular belief cloud storage is not actually in the clouds you see in the sky, but rooted in physical drives here on the ground. \n\nTherefore this is stupid and illogical, BUT I appreciate you trying to see something different! |
| So far.... |
| If we just keep the data transferring we don’t need storage. \n\nMaybe a loop of wires and routers. |
| Bro chill out 😂 |
| Hold gold anyway |
| Setting my money ablaze 🔥 |
| 598 close \n\nRangebound for eternity |
| Don’t wipe |
| That’s exactly what they’re doing 😂😂😂 |
| School. High paying in demand job. Gamble. |
| My friends aren’t retarded degenerates, can one of you rage bait one of ur crypto friends and post the replies?? |
| this has been a bad year for me, and to top it off, i’m in 420 MSFT calls that expire friday. |
| stock goes down 10c\n\nmy ITM calls go down 20 percent but OTM calls didnt budge |
| ALL IN MSFT, JOIN THE MSFT FAMILY. #MSFTPROUD |
| You forgot the most important part of trading....TACO. |
| I hope they announce bankruptcy because of this comment |
| You’re a homo |
| Step 2. Tell him how bad inflation has been and ask for another million. |
| My gf told me life’s not smoking weed and playing video games well jokes on you we’re breaking up at lease end I don’t need this negativity |
| Okay, I can understand mag7 selling off because overspending in LLMs, but the picks and shovels? They’re the ones reaping the rewards… tf |
| PSTG does cloud storage and they have earnings next week. |
| Just learned that Saitama punches at infinite PSI. |
| the true sour hour is where nobody makes money and gets IV crushed for the last hour |
| Wow, GOOGL premiums for ODTE have had about 0 theta--very sussy considering this shit gets manipulated daily. |
| I'm just a casual gamer and even still, the lag is annoying. Dont get me started on wireless controllers.. we've all been trained to command the input before we see why we need to react to on screen due to the lagging. |
| I really wanna go balls deep in to longer dated Dominos calls but the spread is fucking insane.\n\nWill never get a fill on the bid and even mid point is 20% |
| Does anyone watch ITK with Cathy wood? |
| Technically the big boys have already done the purchasing. I think the smaller cloud storage providers are boned as they can’t expand their cloud storage business w/o more hdds that have already been snatched up. |
| Sir your blocking the dumpster again. Please move aside, people are trying to get by |
| Easy. They say you get 100tb but just overwrite your old data without telling you and deal with the lawsuits later. |
| #bol in trouble LMAO🤌 |
| One word - DCA |
| Can’t wait to lose money on my fresh micron calls |
| Market must be blasting some NBA Youngboy, because this shit make no sense |
| Should I full port on msft or leave 10k cash just incase? |
| S tier shitposting, love it. Calls |
| do you usually print the contracts after buying them? |
| Yay |
| All in!!! |
| "It certainly seems my Calls expired ... worthless"\n\n*\[Puts on sunglasses. CSI Miami theme starts playing\]* |
| What if the government was artificially pumping the indexes by printing cash. And when it falls they file for bankruptcy |
| We dump again tomorrow. But count on Europeans to pump in the Pre on the low volume. |
| MSFT FAMILY, COMMENT BELOW IF YOUR IN CALLS AND SHARES!! |
| Yes generally, but health insurance shouldn't even be a "business". |
| **SOURHOUR HAS BEGUN AND I'M VERY SOUR** |
| Never spy 700 😭 |
| 🍟💼 |
| ebay calls? yay or nay? |
| You mean red. |
| They have nowhere to run lol. They have to spills the beans |
| Company is promising to take us out for rotisserie chicken if we work super duper hard this year. |
| SPX 6900c for tomorrow?!?! |
| Doing the TACO rain dance 💃🏽 🌧️ |
| I know a lot of doomer type people are thinking this but I sooner think people will just stop using the internet for all their entertainment if they get priced out of it. there'll be a shift away from it back towards more in-person activity that's, relatively, cheaper. |
| I can see bronchosourous 🦕 pattern right now |
| It’s going to dump again to $250. |
| 100% they print if you do not buy them... on the other hand they will go to 0 if you do buy them |
| Wished. Too stupid here to touch UNH. |
| Don’t worry, euros will pump it so we can just sell and theta out tomorrow |
| Best friend |
| No balls do it |
| They invest in Bitcoin lol |
| I did the same to American Airlines during Covid when they wouldn’t refund my $2000. Traded puts daily, would post to their account on Twitter, and made my cash back. |
| Betting against the house I see? As retarded as always. |
| May St. Luigi guide you to your goals. |
| You can invest in the next google in the seed stage |
| step 2. go to step 1 |
| there is no way SPY stays green |
| sounds like something a bag holder would say |
| thoughts on 0dte puts? |
| Alright bring on the power hour pump. I'm ready. |
| guys the day is coming to an end. hope you had fun playing with the numbers and their logos. now it's time to go back flat and close |
| Infinite storage hack |
| THERE IS A VERY HIGH PROBABILITY, NEAR CERTAINTY OF IMMINENT MARKET CRASH OF -99% IN A SINGLE DAY. ALIENS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO DESTROY US. TOMORROW.\n\nTHERE IS ALSO NEAR CERTAINTY THAT MONEY WON'T MATTER IF EVERYONE IS DEAD\n\nflat != boring |
| Dollar tanky but gold barley move. Ok makes sense |
| yep totally |
| You have to be a boomer to think any comparison from the 80s is valid. Rates went down for a reason |
| Ending red today but how fast will it drop |
| WTF IS ROBINHOOD VENTURE FUND ONE ??? 1️⃣🤣🤣🤣 |
| In the late 20s, some of the most progressive minds justified the unparalleled expansion of the market to some of the newest technologies of the era, mainly, radio. They thought it would change society, change consumerism, change the whole way people behaved and acted. They were right. And together with the freak invention of cathode ray tube tvs in the late 1940s, by the middle 60s, the majority of the population spent the lions share of the leisure time consuming media subliminally telling them to buy cigarettes and cure their headaches, ulcers, and sleeplessness with drugs that have since been removed from the shelves.\n\nIt’s not that ai won’t cause the progress people are anticipating; the issue is when, and the mountain of contingencies between then and now. |
| I got shares in PZZA. CEO was formerly the Wendy's CEO. |
| Spy is up 0.25% and regards say it’s drilling rn lmao |
| LOWER POORER SADDER GAYER |
| Down $40 the last month. You should probably sell those and buy calls. |
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| Typically, most just pay the bare min so it doesn't get a money judgment. By 2030 I can't imagine health insurance and medicare and hospitals being anywhere close to being financially functional.\n\nSome state govs figured it out a long time ago, hence why there are no limits on homestead exemptions. |
| I know the day i sell CVNA naked puts will be the day that they are found to be a scam and go to 0 |
| Grindr is the 2nd gayest company I know. Microsoft is the 1st. |
| Nobody in this thread made any point that doesn't track to a media report. I watched Sarandos' at the Senate hearing, the one Mr. Pennybags stole the show. The senators on both sides opposed the merger and so it's never going to pass antitrust |
| #What the hell is Robinhood Ventures Fund LMAO🤌 |
| Brown touch |
| $GLD has every sign to go down jeez\nHead and shoulders, double top, come on |
| Look up the definition of bias retard and then maybe you'll understand how your question is framed as in support of Epsteins best friend. You have your head up your ass? You never heard of the TACO trade? Everything you said comes of as insincere. You want my positions deposit 50k into my bank account, besides that kick rocks you broke loser. Links work just fine, learn how to work a computer |
| it will keep drilling, better buy puts now\n\n |
| I'll laugh my ass off if we close red. |
| Whatever the opposite of the midas touch is...that's what I have today...vile curse |
| Rotation into short duration value. |
| I have no father. |
| i work at Wendy's and cant have EVRYTHING, my entire future, wrapped up one company |
| I know this sub is just a bunch of idiots but this is the most regarded thing I’ve read in weeks |
| Who do you think is the second biggest buyer with real purchasing power? |
| Anyone else wanna join me in filing a class action lawsuit against MSFT for going balls deep in OpenAI |
| That nickel is going to hurt someone's feelings |
| I BOUGHT CALLS, I BOUGHT SHARES, AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE DONT CARE!! $MSFT INBOUND $410!!! BULLISH ON MSFT, THE BOTTOM IS IN, ONLY UPSIDE FROM HERE!! M I C R O S O F T!! |
| Yall splurging on rotisserie chicken and I’m buying puts for the doomsday we are not the same |
| Ficking hell, Google, look at Scamvana over there being all green, why can't you do the same thing? |
| The American way |
| Bondi called the top I bought 🤡🤡🤡 |
| I kept charging up my credit card, shorting visa, and then not paying the bill. Turns out that didn’t hurt visa’s stock at all, but I got a bunch of “free” stuff. |
| Sour hour? |
| sure, try picking different parents\n\n |
| 💀💀 |
| The saddest part about growing up obscenely wealthy before a dramatic fall from grace is never experiencing the joys of daily cocaine use as a 14 year old. |
| Inverse reddit never sound more reasonable |
| I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you. |
| How will cloud buy storage space? On other clouds? |
| Step 1. Get your father to give you a small loan of one million dollars |
| Are CVNA puts too obvious here? Just like what happened to COIN last week? |
| Destroyed |
| Am I the only one loading on wendy's shares? |
| It’d be nice if NVDA would hold it gains for more than 1 trading session |
| Gayest thing I’ve seen all day |
| they can't screw all of us at the same time right? |
| Last year of the Fire Horse was in 1966\n\nInflation pressures were rising\nVietnam War spending \nBeginning of a long sideways market \n\nCoincidence? |
| now THAT is bullish |
| I would rather long the company I'm forced to give money to. Sounds like a good business in the long run. |
| So NQ is just bouncing from end to end on the opening range from the last Friday. We are absolutely stuck here |
| Salesforce is and should go to zero. we don't need anything from them anymore |
| Why are you not using a cash account? Unlimited Day trades then |
| You are basically a meat LLM |
| Is that the daedric prince in Skyrim? |
| Any reason not to just fullport vix next time it's at 13? Then just wait til the next calamity where it spikes to like 40 and cash in? |
| How’s your portfolio? |
| You made it nuke with this post |
| All you poors just love your avocado toast |
| Nothing according to bulls |
| To be fair I don’t think anyone here is living in poverty |
| Atta boy |
| Don’t you start getting gey and shit Nvda |
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| Bruhs what if your coworkers are ai, or your teachers are ai, or your parents are ai, or you're a AI crop yield? |
| You should be able to find THCa vapes, or edibles. THCa isn’t some sketchy shit, it’s literally just the precursor to THC that exists in weed naturally. \n\nThe minute you heat it, it’s THC. This “activation” is why it’s good to decarb weed before you make edibles. |
| I live for these posts. God speed |
| Kamala lost though |
| Trying my best not to get frustrated on gold price action |
| $MU PLEASE GO UP BABY |
| Yeah |
| Iran thinks the US is invading this year so Iran will probably do something stupid that makes Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Azerbaijan, Europe, and the US all invade it |
| Quick, sacrifice more children to Baal to make the markets go up! |
| In the bank or net worth like house included ect? |
| Macro no, tech will chop until nvda earnings |
| have none of you been here for the past few months? spy is going straight back to 0% on the day |
| What were the last two days? |
| GIVE ME AN M, AN I, AN C, AN R AN O AND END IT WITH A SOFT!! M I C R O S O F T!! COME ON MICROSOFT FAMILY!! LETS SHOW THEM WHAT WE CAN DO!! $MSFT #MSFTPROUD |
| Buy ATH\n\nSell the dip |
| Chips, peanuts, and fries were all invented to get you to drink more beer. Prove me wrong. |
| Saitama actually has infinite psi in his punch, he can disintegrate your atoms before even touching you. \n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/oBEUobFkJZk |
| Sideway for half a year counts as a dip to me 😆😆😆 |
| Any rich people wanna teach me how to escape poverty? |
| Also, southwest getting rid of open seating is some major bullshit. wtf is the point of even flying Southwest now? Everything just gets worse dude. Shits fuckin bunk af |
| Who's brave enough to buy puts? |
| Spy will finish red today. |
| A lot of Microsoft bag holders. Sounds like a good time for me to jump in and be one too |
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| Is that even possible? |
| Wait, how did you buy at 0.4? |
| Anyone eyeing PTRN? |
| **Open interest** currently 6 lol |
| shorting the company that you are forced to give money to.. bold move cotton |
| all fake |
| They don’t teach you about the stock market in high school because it is a waste of money and only goes sideways |
| Honestly speaking how can you not want a big red day? All you bulls go on about buying the dip, why not want a big dip? |
| They are the worst, they just passively accept shit |
| Even fucking CVNA is green but somehow msft can’t muster up a fucking green day 👌 |
| They are he’s just special |
| They spend their time on Tiktok brainrot algorithm feed, not on learning tech |
| Gen Alpha can't even read. Why did you expect that? |
| # poverty ends with $5M in the bank |
| Yo wtf is with Florida not having recreational weed? I have my medical card in OK for Crohn’s. Traveling for work and can’t imbibe for sleepy time man. Bullshit. It’s time for the boomers to die off fr. |
| 1 2 3 |
| Are you saying spending more money=better at business? Pentagon must be so profitable |
| Adobe fs |
| NVDA starting power hour early? |
| sell it all.. today. |
| Calls in 5 minutes. The engine is warm & taking off |
| Microsoft is quite gay. |
| We are definitely going to war with Iran. That's a given. Israel wants it, and Trump is their bitch so he will do it. Only question is when. Soon is a safe bet. |
| Trillions of pennies |
| You serious? I just... I just told you that. |
| Bro, I don’t support him. I was calling out how you claimed it was easy to bet that orange man was manipulating the market and make money off it. I simply was requesting proof from you that it was as easy as you claimed it was and to see your bets.\n\nNow you wish death upon me. Again, I don’t even support orange man and never even claimed to. Nothing I have said has been in support of him. You’re assuming I support him because I’m against YOU. Such a weird philosophy for life dude, so much hate in your heart for some pixels on a screen, I could be a bot for all you know lol.\n\nAlso you got another link for me? I’m still waiting on that proof. |
| # poverty sucks |
| Spent 2 hours trying to unfuck and fix my Nephew's iPad. I thought Gen Alpha was the super computer savvy generation wtf? |
| yes |
| 687, 700 end of week |
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| Need a infectious disease, a war or at least some new tariffs to get some volatility fucking hell |
| Put the Zune in the bag |
| I agree, with the caveat that Netflix operates as a distributor as much as, if not more than, a production company. I always saw Netflix as having to spend 90 billion of bad debt as a good thing. It puts the heat on them to release things of quality rather than acquire licenses and tank the qualities of things (i.e. Squid Games). They are the closest company to Disney in terms of getting in their own way.\n\n \nHowever, without that bad debt, I don't see that incentive being apparent. If they can buy it for half of that number in three years, they win... which means we lose. |
| You know nothing mortal |
| Sorry, not meant to help, just meant to warn |
| Less about time but hopefully by end of day. If it loses steam and trends back to 300 we’re prob going down another leg.\n\nAlso eyeing NVDA at 185. We could really rally if these 3 names hold current levels today. |
| CEO Sarandos' wife is the filthy rich daughter of the once CEO of Motown Records in its glory days. She's the one who discovered the Senator from Illinois and made him the star of Hollywood. His daughters from a first marriage are wannabe directors and rich kids oozing with privilege. Daddy the CEO is a college drop out who met Reed Hastings and kissed his ass and won his award. I watched all 2.5 hrs of Sarandos' testimony at the Senate antitrust hearing and every senator opposes the merger. |
| 682 close on the menu? |
| Down 44% ytd LMAO |
| Ramadan is 30 days lol |
| How we feeling about Palo earnings? |
| Buy a laundromat or two. It’s easier to do washes with the big machines |
| >Reddit Complied with the Federal Government's Request for Anti-ICE Poster Data.\n\nCalls |
| Rug the market and I’ll show yall my balls |
| Just got off the phone with FOMC Customer Support: SPY ending flat today |
| You’re welcome man |
| Surely intuit is oversold, catching the falling knife going into tax season |
| Theta more like tooth decay as time passes on my gums are falling off |
| CALLING ALL MSFT FAMILY MEMBERS!!!! IM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT WE GOT THIS! DO NOT BACK DOWN, $410 IS INBOUND AND OUR HARD WORK AND DEDICATION WILL PAY OFF. WHILE PEOPLE TRASH ON OUR FAMILY, WE WILL REMAIN STRONG, DILIGENT, AND FULL OF RESOLVE. MICROOOOOSOOOOFTT!! #MSFTPROUD |
| time for ASTS to rise again? |
| I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. |
| puts on EVERYTHING \n\nthese MFs will never stop dumping at open and close\n\nits too easy to destroy option premiums |
| I lost 10% of my port on MSFT calls. Couldn't agree more. |
| Can this week still be bullish or is it realistically more next week?\n\nGenuinely curious thank you |
| Literally can't go tits up |
| ITS A TRAP! |
| drillhead in position, commence drilling sequence |
| BREAKING: NVDA to invest 100 billion into Weird AL because they thought it was an I instead of an L. |
| Let me ask this…. Wipe your ass standing up or sitting down |
| NVDA why no 10% up |
| Classic 2:52 sell off |
| Remember when we would look at history and think how were they so retarded \n\nThat’s gonna be people looking at us pouring billions into ai cat videos LOL |
| I said it before. How do I buy calls on theta |
| Though the question is \n\nWill it be wiser to buy shares or to short them\n\nIf a military operation is on the horizon i dont see many oil companies benefiting if they source their oil from Iran |
| Sue and retire |
| Nah this is some winter soldier Hydra shit |
| Imagine all the time money resources they spent in crypto and imagine all of that going into something that’s not useless |
| I thought you were the op and that you got insecure and showed how much you have cause I called him out for being broke lmfao |
| It kind of makes sense, but the man does like to steal the show from others. |
| You gotta be shittin me Pyle |
| Thot bear 🤪 |
| is this a good time to throw my msft laptop out of the fucking window? |
| Microsoft products suck and Bill and Reid are confirmed pedos |
| Year of the Fire/Red Horse |
| Not bad advice. I believe AMZN fits that as well |
| Manifesting that shit rn. My poor options bled another 15+% today 🥲 |
| Fuck you MU |
| If we trade flat today I would fall off my chair |
| bols you realize what the next 6+ months will look like right? Random -1% day and then it stays flat for a few weeks, then again -1% day then again flat |
| An Iran-USA summit started today in Geneva btw. Wouldn't be the best time to hit. Iran wants some sanctions lifted in exchange for some transparency regarding their nuclear capabilities. Which seems to me like a win for the US.\n\nNow with that team of winners at the wheel in the US I can't say that anyone can predict their next move, maybe not even them. So your bet is as good as mine.\n\n |
| Just tripped on rebar sticking out of the ground at my office and ate shit. Puts vaporized. What’s next |
| I just got it so my theta isn’t bad |
| Pretty soon AI will try to sell you shit. Don’t use AI if you are broke |
| Dotcom bubble is too fresh on people's minds. |
| friend: it is the year of the horse \n\n\nme: what does that mean?\n\n\n\nfriend: that means NVDA will be between 180-190 for rest of the year |
| Investors want a return on capital. When you're burning that free cash flow for something without a known payout, this is expected to happen. |
| LOL SPY trading like a penny stock |
| Thanks for letting me know |
| I'm investing in my future by buying long-shot ODEs between snorting lines of cocaine off of this toilet seat |
| Fuck greeks fr |
| Just wish I had settled funds to short this shit into close lol |
| Gap down trade flat |
| Back in Quantum plays $ionq $rgti |
| I hate holding weekly’s that are down. I just wanna accept losses so I can go lose money on a other trade |
| if the market goes up for the next hour the market is rigged to lose me money |
| MSFT lol |
| Ber thought 😆🤌 |
| Oh this is prime rugarino time ain't it |
| NOT 🤣🤣🤣 |
| I wouldn’t say embarassing bro. Don’t put yourself down |
| It will |
| Told you guys 605 tomorrow. Bull market is back on |
| Mag 7 is spending the GDP of Europe on AI infrastructure, multiple data center/neoclouds companies rapidly expanding their capabilities to meet demand and sign more contracts, and they are all collectively in a 5 month downtrend |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Magic the Gathering cards are more hilarious than I expected. |
| Ok. |
| Micro lard will be a bargain soon.\n\nNot yet |
| Bill Gates loves going to the island. Sell it all. ☠️☠️☠️ |
| What call? These are shares dude I’m not OP |
| Rug pull imminent |
| Let's just go back to $610-$620 range for fun 🤡 |
| Never thought we’d see the day there’d be MSFT community members but here we are. They full ported the top of a bubble like retards full ported beyond at $7 |
| Don’t you say that yet |
| Not funny at all also this is exactly what they want to desensitize us into thinking what there doing is funny so they can distract us from the horrors they are committing anything else but that …. |
| WE CAN DO THIS TEAM MSFT. TOGETHER, LETS PREVAIL AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL. MSFT TEAM, CHECK IN. WE GOT THIS, DONT BACK DOWN, DO NOT FALTER AND DO NOT LOSE FOCUS ON WHATS IMPORTANT. WE WILL HIT $410 EOD, LETS DO THIS MSFT #MSFTPROUX |
| Technically true! |
| Lmfao Apple supposed to upgrade Siri and investors are already pushing to make AI features subscription based. \n\nSo Apple isn’t upgrading Siri. “Upgraded Siri” is just Apple branding wrapped around an Anthropic subscription, where Apple takes a cut in return for exposing Anthropic to their consumer base. |
| Better than me lol, 5/15 $100 |
| FED liquidity. |
| SPY put time for sour hour. It’s been a sour hour literally every day for a month, don’t think too hard about this |
| Ngl this makes me never wanna buy msft |
| dang where'd all the red go. |
| So I went long on gold. -40%, but I’ve got two months left on the position. So I obviously doubled down. |
| That heavily depends on the midterms which Trump sucks at |
| sour hour is coming... please 🥹🥹 |
| If Msft doesn’t recover by March I’m retiring options due to poorness. |
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| The drilling has concluded and we will resume up only. Good thing no more spooky events this week. |
| I refuse to believe we won’t turn red 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 |
| Robinhood why are you flaking right now wtf is wrong |
| The FED is the HGH |
| Too many monkeys balls deep in msft |
| Spy down by 20 cents, calls down 20%. Spy up 3 entire dollars, calls up 8%. Fking greeks. |
| What're the new meme stocks |
| won't help my friday calls, -90% sold |
| AI is taking over the world, lets sell every tech stock, and make our stand at Walmart! |
| I know it’s gonna leg down at close like always |
| CIFR |
| Mother fucking bipolar ass market. |
| So I’m not the only one that thinks that shit is worst than a second hand Roomba huh? |
| Alright bro go ahead and pull the rug |
| Vix is lagging indicator |
| Just when you thought we might be out of this range, they pull us right back in |
| IGNORE THE BOTS, THE LIARS, THE DISILLUSIONED, MSFT IS A FAMILY. TOGETHER, WE CAN PUSH PAST $400. MSFT, STAND TOGETHER, HOLD YOUR GROUND, HAVE FAITH AND STAND YOUR GROUND. MSFT IS ON TRAJECTORY TO $410 EOD. WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN #MSFTPROUD |
| spy chart feels like watching a diseased cow be force-fed growth hormone |
| It will never hit the bid that deep. |
| Today, we didn't dump into oblivion and actually went green. Something must've changed |
| Relax on the crack m8. |
| Or SPX pump to 6880 - DEX/GEX shows noticeable interest. |
| That's good news, means you're only near queer. |
| china robots look incredible |
| Sir Duncan the Tall is buying puts here, that's all im saying |
| WMT cooked if tech continues to rise. Puts looking good. |
| Nasdaq was at this price on September 16th, 2025 🤣 |
| Vix is falling, it’s possible |
| drill baby drill\n\n |
| ~~Year of the stinky bear~~\n\nYear of the Golden Horse |
| Shut the fuck up, you over here acting like MSFT is some meme shitcoin |
| What are you waiting for then? Sell… |
| Apparently Theta has entered the chat |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Hakeal made a bet that QQQ would go to 584.0 within **2 hours** when it was 598.094 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Not a damn thing, that is some r/ValueInvesting shit lol |
| Date range and strikes |
| No, but I think that companies are underestimating the risk of hostile legislation due to shifting public opinions. People *will* be elected this year for promising to block data centers and curb AI development, and I feel that AI companies have ignored this risk. AI has become a pariah, and everyone automatically assigns all of their problems to it regardless of culpability. This has become a bipartisan issue.\n\nThe Pentagon is already bullying Anthropic into submission with the threat of blacklisting, and they’ve been nothing but loyal to this administration. Do these companies have a plan for contending with an openly hostile government? Because I haven’t seen a strategy beyond turning people into gummy bears.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0rb6z03cz3kg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5538fb1e275421d637cde0aafc5af58f9843466\n\nThe economy is not rational; it is based only on hype. Once people’s quality of life even slightly declines due to AI, it’s cooked. Looking at the month that Facebook and Microsoft have had, it might already be in the oven. |
| Bid |
| Spx 6850? Never seen that before... |
| After the Olympics |
| $189 to be exact |
| “Here’s the Optimus robot. It looks like literal dog shit compared to anything Boston Dynamics produces. Seriously, we might as well be selling that Omni robot toy from 1985. It’s a joke.” |
| what a day |
| I hate rap music |
| how has every tard here missed zhipu? |
| Largest option market on a single ticker/index out there. \n\nPrice has fuck all to do with the company, its literally just the platform to gamble on. |
| need gld below 448 by tomorrow plz. ty. |
| Just sell your dead calls and move on already |
| 687 EOD |
| Need 685.50 close or tomorrow repeat of today |
| I also work in the industry (UK). Currently on a Netflix film. They already ignore our union and openly cherry pick terms from our negotiated deals. I’m dreading them being successful in acquiring WBD - it’ll embolden them to be even bigger dicks. \n\nOur independent film industry is on its fucking knees thanks to Netflix, Disney, Amazon & Apple smothering it. A more powerful Netflix or Paramount becoming a player will not help. |
| What the fuck dominos how do I even enter this position? 410 Call May15\n\nBid: 10.70\nAsk: 14.80 |
| FJET |
| I mean this is the exact price action you’d see in a bear market |
| Panw plz make me cu… |
| COME ON MSFT TEAM, WE CAN DO THIS!! MORE SHARES MORE BEARS, IGNORE THE BEARS AND BULLS. WE ARE NEITHER, WE ARE MSFT STRONG, MSFT PROUD, AND TOGETHER, WE CAN END THE DAY $410. LETS DO THIS TEAM #MSFTPROUD |
| Shut up for a change? 😂😂😂 |
| NVDA bull run here we come |
| I took the L on MSFT and just move it to Amazon\n\nI like my founders who don’t slip their wife antibiotics |
| Panw 145 after er and reversal |
| sell sell sell\n\n |
| U don’t have a job, pls stack cash to feed and house urself 🫶 |
| u/AcanthocephalaNo2439 is Bill Gates's burner |
| You know I thought we could all be friends but you bears are getting on my nerves. |
| People having no jobs is bullish af. ATHs tonight |
| Back to 700! Not next week, NOW |
| Cmon ALAB, i know you can get back to 175 easily buddy |
| Buy calls on Reddit it’s in the name bro |
| Man if we gonna take serious what was very obviously a joke you have no place in here |
| BERS LMFAO |
| Sharp downswing during power hour incoming, Friday round 2 |
| Fr like instead of posting here just learn how to trade options lmao |
| Lol trust me I wish I could do worse to pedophile apologists and fascist supporters. Hope you get what you deserve |
| You short and then you long. Ban |
| I should have waited until after NVDA earnings to play around with SPY options 🤡 |
| Bers proving to be consistently retarded once again. So loud and annoying over the weekend just to get fucked lmao |
| Imagine not buying the dip\n\nBros must hate money |
| WM I'm new Hampshire has, or at least used to have, trucks that said on the back "satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back". |
| Should’ve gone all in on these NVDA calls. Oh well |
| No more losing money on 0dtes. I officially stopped trading\n\n\n\n\nFor today |
| Still down -40% |
| Shorted a lil more QQQ at 603.9, good kid! |
| Robotaxi? More like Robocrashi. Amirite? |
| So, we’re blaming the Olympics for Mango’s relative silence the last couple weeks? No greenland. No venezeula. No bonfire in Iran. Yall think he’s more interested in women’s skeleton than I am? |
| Appreciate your response man |
| Alright boys I’m covering my shorts now. You know what that means |
| I wasn’t revenge trading but I was dumbass trading when I started to buy call options for the 3rd time in a row |
| Big move either way, mag 7 comes back in favor and we push new highs or we correct to about 660 on spy |
| u/callsonreddit what will you do during your banbet sentence? |
| Don't forget firing everyone investigating his companies |
| Hmmm stair step up to power hour then dump, I feel it in my bones |
| msft will be bigly green soon, but not today |
| I actually think Sprouts is going to turn in some good news on earnings.. They’re expanding pretty heavily. |
| This entire chat is hedge interns... |
| MSFT = done. Forget it. |
| something unusual might happen tomorrow. \n\nmarket action is unusually spooky right now. |
| Need a 0.6% candle or my dogs vet appointment is going to be real expensive |
| \[Laughs in Copilot\] |
| Make the people pay for their own captor's Palantir and Grok powered surveillance and oppression |
| Classic slow melt but with no actual momentum to go barely beyond green, once the puts close we drill |
| Do it Tim. \n\nBetray the bulls. |
| Give me a lil rug pls |
| It’s a miracle, I’m not red! |
| DONT BE AFRAID OF MSFT. EMBRACE MSFT. BE ONE WITH MSFT, AS YOU PURCHASE THE SHARES, MOVE WITH THE SHARES. BECOME ONE WITH MSFT, IT ISNT JUST A STOCK... ITS A FAMILY AND TOGETHER, WE CAN END THE DAY $410. #MSFTPROUD LETS DO THIS TEAM |
| Be careful with flair requests. |
| My goodness you are a hateful, truly absurd individual. You should actually read your comments back man, does that not make you feel gross?\n\nAlso it said your link was unavailable, you got another for me? |
| Hard to invest when you know why crypto started in the first place. |
| gua hapen |
| Convenient. You know, Iran has some *history* with the Olympics… |
| RKLB timed the bottom at 66$ like a prophet |
| The 1600s? Maybe earlier, maybe later, since I think the people the Dutch VOC weren't companies in the early days. \n\nDefinitely by the 1700s: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Chinsurah\n\nPeople seem to forget that today's companies have nothing on either cyberpunk dystopias of the future or colonial era companies. |
| I think this post is a specal case. Truly deserving of the capital R word |
| What the fuck is the spread on these DPZ options jeez, wanted to go balls deep. |
| You do you gangsta |
| If you have to ask... then the fries go into the bag |
| NVDA and AAPL were used to save bul today.\n\ncount your days bul. |
| > Why didn't we see this in ancient economies like Rome?\n\nBecause Rome didn’t have a $350 trillion global credit market, man. Their economy was wheat and slaves. And even then, using Rome as an example of "hard money" success is hilarious, they’re the poster child for currency debasement. They spent centuries shaving the silver content of the Denarius from 95% down to 0.5% so they can keep their wars going. If a pure metal standard was so sustainable, why did every major empire in history eventually ditch it or cheat on it the second a war or a famine hit?\n\n> Wait so in 1929 they just decided to stop 'cheating' / credit expansion? And so if that is the case then the boom and bust was engineered by the central bank - not the gold standard.\n\nThey didn’t "decide" to stop, they hit a mathematical wall. You can only leverage a gold peg so far before the market realizes there are 50 paper claims for every one bar of gold in the vault. When the panic hit, the Fed wanted to provide liquidity to stop the banks from collapsing, but they literally couldn't because of the legal gold backing requirements. It wasn't an engineered choice, the gold standard just made it impossible for them to fix the crash. That’s the constraint you’re praising.\n\n> You have been trained to think that deflation is bad. Yet you aren't complaining about deflation in the Consumer Electronics markets. TVs have been deflationary for decades.\n\nYou’re confusing productivity deflation with monetary deflation. Maybe you should actually take an Econ 101 class before you keep mentioning it.\n\nMonetary deflation is about debt. Most people don't take out a 30-year loan to buy a flat screen, they do it for a house. In your gold utopia, if the currency itself deflates, your wage drops because the company's revenue is dropping, but your mortgage stays at the same fixed number. Your real debt grows every single year while your ability to pay it disappears. That’s how you get a total societal collapse. Look at how good the Roman Empire is doing these days...\n\nYou’re arguing for a system that would instantly bankrupt every homeowner and business on the planet. The second a real crisis hits, the government is shit out of luck, they’re forced to either break the peg and debase the currency anyway, or just sit back and watch the entire economy liquidate itself like it's 1929. |
| Snap benefits maybe |
| Only in America could you find a way to earn a healthy buck and still keep your attitude on self destruct 🗣🔥 |
| fuck you msft fuck you fuck you you piece of fiucking shit. fuccccckkk youuuu garbage fuckign trasjh |
| grok 4.2 came out today and it is ass. Functional optimus robots is not going to happen, how is TSLA not cratering into the mantle of the earth |
| They want your portfolio worthless when AI takes your job so you have to sell them your shares for pennies lmfaooo |
| First movers advantage is a real thing, but as another commentor noted HOOD has a significantly larger user base and likely much more asset under management as well as a component of that. |
| another Jackson 5 member has sadly passed RIP |
| DUMB BERS STOCKS ONLY GO UP |
| PANW calls or puts |
| tech funemployment and trading the dark side are strongly correlated. my sample size of one confirms it. |
| AVGO 430 post earning you heard it here first |
| DO NOT GIVE UP FRIENDS, WE CAN OVERTAKE THE SELLING PRESSURE ENACTED ON MSFT. HOLD THE LINE, OBTAIN MORE SHARES AND TOGETHER, WE CAN BE #MSFTPROUD |
| Just think of the gheyest thing that could happen and do that |
| SPY: you will get back to the range and like it. |
| Real and straight price action. |
| You are the market maker now |
| Seems like, they cut our memes on the daily, but gave us retard back. |
| Now that NVDA spend months theta'ing me in the anoos - I guess it's time for ATHs! |
| Nah the regard thinks they hit the lottery already, pride is gonna have them hold. OP doesn't how what strike prices mean in regards to theta |
| Anyone in cash |
| The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.\n\nSorry boo, good luck tomorrow |
| There is a MSFT comment every few seconds, FML |
| 150-200 comfortable, clearly upper middle class for sure 250, but maybe I have a more exagerated sense of how upper middle class should feel |
| What do you mean |
| Bers cant handle the smoke 🔫🔫🔫 |
| So what youre saying is my 100 HOOD average needs to have profit taken at 108.99, right? |
| AI is disrupting everything: Sell half the companies on qqq\n\nAI is bullshit and a money sink: Sell the other half |
| Yes |
| Yes |
| BITI up 55% in 6 months 🤔 |
| # the fun will begin Thursday post the ViXpiry |
| “All my friends go there. Even the gays. The gays love Ramadan. The best gays and the best Ramadan. 👐👐👐” |
| Imagine buying puts on the year of the Fire Horse |
| look what they did to my boy VIX |
| EVERYONE, PURCHASE MSFT AND WE CAN SHOW THE MM'S WHO REALLY MOVES THE MARKETS. BY THE PEOPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE. #MSFTPROUD |
| Great 👍 |
| asts is a meme stock |
| Anyone think the housing market is doing well? Calls on TOL today? |
| ES futures made an intra-day low and high. Wild price action. 😅 |
| 🥭 must have done something. |
| lol 2/23 expiration date. This regard thinks the hit the lottery and gonna watch it expire cause they don't know about theta and how options work |
| Your future doctor is using chatGTP to pass medical school so you better start eating healthy. |
| Who is beating spy ytd 🙋♀️ |
| I like titties. The worst is when you ask for nudes and instead of full body or even better including their face they just send a closeup of a strange pussy |
| Okay I’m strictly playing 0dte spy options from now on to recover from my silver loss. Am I a regard? |
| Company named micro soft an u guys expect it to shrekmaxx 🥀 |
| A little early in MS, but reddit looking good. \nBoth it and the SP500 have formed clear higher lows today so tomorrow I still say major bull run |
| I should buy more IREN from here |
| It's crazy there's been people in all cash since last April they've missed out on so much due to their fear, you guys |
| No it’s not. Shits never going green ever again until I sell |
| Apes Together, Clippy |
| BULL market starts today |
| Qqq, go ahead and go up today, tomorrow, and Thursday morning. Then I’ll get 0dte puts for Thursday afternoon. |
| 😭😭😭 |
| Ya little Jimmy buying 5 shares of Nvidia pumped it up $8 since 10am |
| ...you aint gonna believe this shit. Commercial electricity (own business) im a terrible salesman though. Also I sell on ebay. Fucking embarrassing. In my previous life I worked in the oilfield making 140k but im too old for that now. |
| Today was a rare day where getting high off hopium paid off\n\nCongratulations to all dip buyers and fellow crackheads |
| My stockbroker's Happy Birthday card was a picture of my wife a red lambo, and him driving it. |
| Damn, bought high, sold low. |
| I feel that way too ol chap |
| OUR VOICES AND ACTIONS ARE STRONG AS ONE. LETS ALL GRAB A PIECE OF $MSFT AND SHOW THEM WHAT WE CAN DO |
| Yes we all know they are stupid af 😂😂😂 |
| did you know 90% of red days end up being green?\n\nactually it's not true, 100% of red days end in green\n\nthe dow must be at 50k at all times, thank you for your attention to this matter |
| 45% of all the money you've saved and are able to trade, in Wendy's? Do you expect McDonalds, CMG, Jack and the rest of the industry to just roll over and license Wendy's for the name baconators/Dave's single where tf is all that bullish sentiment from??? |
| Big tech is about to take your job and it's cheap. Take advantage |
| MSFT GONNA END THE DAY GREEN AND EVERYONE CAN STOP FREAKING OUT |