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| Anyone else having issues with reddit today? I'm getting hit with a "page not found" \~30-40% of the links I click. Gotta spam refresh a few times before it works. |
| And we could get inside their heads and get them to buy exactly what we want. I see no possible downside. |
| Gemini is a lot better |
| Tesla calls tomorrow no way around it |
| The fucking SEC is just a fking joke. Dude is just a streak of potentially violations now and he don't give a shit \n\nThanks God I chose my sanity and sold my tessie puts today |
| I’m so fucked |
| Gemini |
| CALLED IT\n\nTSLA CALLS AFTER EARNINGS AND WAS DOWNVOTED\n\n[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qoby6s/comment/o22qv0w/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qoby6s/comment/o22qv0w/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| My country has high taxes on dividends and low cgt. We basically only want non dividend stocks. |
| Still time to buy SNDK before Asia wakes up to a 2x EPS beat |
| Haha tied up in the back being beaten by bond holders |
| FWIW, it bottomed out just under $170 following "Liberation Day" last April. |
| anything to keep Elon relevant I guess |
| Because that is all they have |
| On the plus side, I will be making $10,000 from webull from their deposit promotion.\n\n\n\nThanks OP! |
| Ya'll use Chatgpt or Gemini? |
| He’s TACOing the announcement before it even happens! |
| I'm sorry, but I think an SNDK $700 call expiring tomorrow will expire tomorrow. Unless, unless, . . . |
| Nvidia is bought, not buying |
| 1. AAPL had a killer quarter. Like bonkers good.\n\n2. AAPL after hours has been going up and down like a prairie dog unsure of whether to go to bed.\n\n3. I'm convinced this is good for AAPL. Why? Look at the quarter. Such a safe play. |
| This is Elon trying to make everyone his exit liquidity for a dying company. |
| Tesla aapl car 🤡 |
| Wth apple |
| Why is Tim Apple, only talking about his iphone sales |
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| There's a big difference between selling your data, and selling the ability to serve ads to specific demographics. You can sell a person's data once to an advertiser, or you can keep that data, become the middleman, and sell access to users over and over.\n\nWhatsApp has never made any money because there's no ads, but ads will come soon. The point was to get billions using it daily before turning the ads on. In the meantime, it's an incredibly cheap service to run (only 50 engineers run the whole operation) |
| We have seen Solar city already |
| STX and WDC have backlogs till 2030, so SNDK finally got tapped as last resort back in August even though their only lineup benefitting from the storage solution demand is their mid range SSDs |
| I didn’t know apples were bouncy |
| Space x merger |
| Apple is stating people are using Apple Intelligence, but what the fuck does it even do. Just guide me to ChatGPT. |
| Aerotyne international |
| Musk sure has a way of keeping his companies in the news |
| I really hope october will truly be cycle bottom for bitcoin. I would like to see it hit 110k by year end again. Then 150k by next year, then 200k the year after. |
| Don't think I will, already got fucked by the market. |
| They are going to merge with sandisk |
| Sandisk is the new Nvidia |
| Is this the reason why TSLA mooning? What a joke |
| I am old enough to remember when increasing your dividends was a thing, now it’s always buy share back because we are paid in stock options |
| He's like the guy that reminds the teacher about homework 🤓🤓🤓 |
| Sell the high, buy international. The trend seems to continue |
| What is this Tsla pump |
| I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again\n\nAmazon apple and Google are the big 3 |
| Elon just teasing with the SpaceX or xAi merger to propp up the stock price again... since their earnings call about their robots didnt.. classic market manipulation |
| Aapl wants so badly to go red, just let it! |
| 🍎: Can I have some gains for crushing earnings?\n\n📉: hmmmm... nah |
| I can’t handle these moves I expect to wake up tomorrow to AAPL at 265 otherwise I’m asking Tim for a refund |
| What scandisk ? |
| This bed looks like it could use some shit |
| Was this announcement on the schedule?? |
| We talkin Cheez-Its or…? |
| This is just elon embezzling |
| POET def going back to 5 \n\nwhere is the 17c guy at ? |
| Msft being down 10% is lunacy but whatever |
| It’s nearly 5:30\n\nWhere this “BIG Announcement”\n\nIts probably legalized weed |
| I'm sure you bought some Micron leaps then? |
| Yeah I get that a lot of businesses touch multiple things, but in what universe does a space rocket company think they need to merge with a failing AI model company and a social media platform? |
| Is Michael Saylor still alive |
| What blows me away is people with google phones. Like you realize their entire revenue as a company is selling your data right? |
| Apple needs to die |
| Oh my lord SpaceX considering merger with Tesla |
| AAPL was about to go back up and this prick just tanked it |
| Classic. Bizzare option activity as it goes down into close. New hopium released AH |
| Classic AAPL, tanks from being asked about other tech while said tech's entire sector moons further from the question |
| this WDC does a run tomorrow or nah? |
| Exactly what I was thinking |
| It’s got that nvidia swag going. Wouldn’t be surprised to see it hit 1000 this year. |
| His name is tim goon |
| Wait for the buyback announcement |
| Ketamine Elon leaves voicemail for sober(ish) Elon and vice-versa. It'll take a few days before the deal is done. |
| I've been shorting it all a week and just sold yesterday AH when everyone was crushing earnings 🫡 |
| 430 calls already up 600% LMAO |
| Wtf is this Shareholder stupid?? |
| +2 in premkt easy |
| Oh yea I feel your pain |
| Diabeetus |
| Meanwhile, “Services” grew $$100,000,000,000 in a decade. But okay. |
| That was a fun 2 minutes for aapl |
| Pedantry is like baked into any redditor’s family crest as one of the words |
| Same disk |
| Trillions entering stock market this way.\n\nBer fucked. |
| Already faded |
| It dumped again |
| Leave it to that dumbass shareholder to ask about the memory and tank the shit |
| Tesla exploding up \n\nBers 😅 |
| And down |
| Cant wait to take my Optimus bot to Mars with me |
| Where do the algos even find this news?? TSLA pumping why?? |
| They wanted to build the Apple car wayyyy long ago, weird choice then weird choice now. iSpeed sci fi electric coupe would actually go so fucking hard. |
| Lmao for real? |
| They must be threatening to release Bezos or Jassy’s search history. |
| Time for some creative accounting |
| Tesla gonna Open 450+ by Tomorrow |
| This is the problem old people running the company. They just want to talk about pain and constipation. While MFers who had no idea how to generate money will just pump the stock |
| Make up your mind aapl |
| It says here 6 nuggets are $5. I got 56 cents let me have half a nugget. |
| Are HOOD calls saved? 😭 |
| LONG LIVE TIMMY LONG MAY HE REIGN |
| Yo MSFT you homo fuck. What are you doing? |
| Round and around it goes. \n\nWhere it stops, no one knows. |
| Until it comes out of the horses mouth, it's fake news. |
| I LOVE TSLR |
| The solution is always Buy back shares. |
| and just like that hundreds of thousands of dollars goes up in smoke on WDC calls. |
| You're saying that as if, in the case of Tesla, they weren't the same. |
| Are you serious? |
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| Just need Tim apple to sell off tmr |
| Wow APPL back to oct/Nov prices |
| In AH |
| Son, if you don't behave the SEC man is finna come out retirement and take you to club fed |
| I bought my apple studio m4 max 128Gb ram 3 Tb SsD about 6 months ago when I saw the writing on the wall of these goddamn ram prices |
| And we will be the one eating the soggy biscuit. |
| Can this pump my SMCI bags? |
| Yeah, 16% growth on a 20 year old product is crap, huh? |
| Mastercard had eye popping good earnings and its trading down AH solely becuase Visa is. Algos are retarded |
| No it didn't stop |
| oh yeah, that's the stuff. |
| Tesla bears lose again! |
| Yeah like, are they that innovative in the ssd space? Making them faster is cool bit jesus christ. |
| 20x since liberation day lol |
| US GOVERNMENT TAKES STAKE IN TESLA |
| Macbooks are actually their best product imo. |
| did it moon? |
| wtf SNDK was hardstuck at $40 for an entire year until August 2025 🤣 \n\nWhat in the actual fuck |
| Elon gonna hit $10T market cap and his pay package by smashing all of his companies together lmao. |
| memory shortage=infinite price increase and print money |
| So like, you don't have to pick just one stock |
| Its just Elon way to market manipulate and keep Tesla afloat.. |
| how long can CVNA keep it up? |
| Yeah ima need TSLA $500 tomorrow and AAPL $265 ATLEAST |
| Youre probably trolling or just retarded but your statement is not some universal fact for everyone. For example, how can you recoup 11k easily, if you've debt? What's the game plan for recouping 11k if 50k in debt, wheelchair bound, blind, homeless, gay and black? |
| Don Orange |
| Al7mdlilah |
| Man Elon is overleveraged on Tesla stock. Every time it comes near 400 he finds a new lie |
| Hey so that wasn’t chill at all today just a heads up |
| lol, aapl announcing they are building a car with tesla was soooo not on my list |
| I'm an eternal Mac hater, but the Mac mini and Macbooks are actually quite appealing these days. |
| Apple up 3% |
| Son, when a spacex loves a tesla very much. They make a xAi. |
| Can we see something funny tonight like Buttcorn 🌽 going under 80k |
| it's more than doubled over January |
| Thank you for your attention to this matter: 💣💥 |
| Something big |
| bro thinks he is a institutional investor or some shit 😂😂 |
| Kevin from Apple. Why didn’t you start your stupid rant with the guidance. Stock could have gone to 270 |
| BREAKING NEWS: MANGO ANNOUNCES ROBINHOOD CEO VLAD TENEV AS NEW FED CHAIR |
| WTF TESSLAAAAA |
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| Its okay I was up 1,000% went into a long meeting and then held…0dtes so lost it all too. 😂 |
| Thats exactly why I think thats going to happen and why he has been working against his own interests publicly.\n\n\nHe isnt an idiot, he just doesnt care how many toys he breaks to get rich. |
| Dividend I think? |
| Merge all his companies |
| Felt bad for Msft then remembered outlook couldn’t find an email from me a week ago so fuck you nadella |
| Apple just went up again |
| Provided that the macroeconomic environment doesn’t change lmao |
| Company struggling to make profit. Solution merge it with another. That'll do it |
| If you don't know the why, you won't know when to rotate. |
| there is the framework for a merger |
| And next time it doesn't V and you lose everything. |
| Apple moving now |
| AAPL just spiked up 6 points again. Any one else see that? |
| how to see the full transcript? |
| Did Tim Cook show us his cock or something? |
| Feeling cute, might merge later |
| let me know how much you made tomorrow morning ill post too lol |
| Prop job |
| Why does every chart today look the same |
| SpaceX or XAI merging with tsla isn't bullish right away though, maybe when they merge since you can get higher returns due to all the companies together |
| announcement |
| Yah... but I thought it'd be sideways or down. It already ran so much. I've been watching it run since \~180 and still haven't bought in... |
| Please. What’s happening on aapl?? |
| Like gold dumping 8% wasn't regular hours manipulation |
| Anyone know what the fruit stock is doing? |
| What is this |
| Money can always be made, but your life is only one. Imagine the people that lost millions and billions who rebuilt it is a mindset. |
| Yes |
| You'll adopt AI or we will keep firing you...\n\nK but then you have no customers... |
| Bro what did this guy just say? Shit turned immediately |
| Sometimes I question who is bots, this one of them LOL |
| There’s no public data available to confirm that so not sure where you’re getting that from. Especially given that most analysts believe it’s still net unprofitable due to the high cost of servicing all the debt he took out to purchase it. |
| My long term port planning was going to devote a good chunk in Amazon but this makes me a little hesitant until we get through this OpenAI bubble. |
| Nothing, no moves tomorrow. Lost all my money today |
| Tsla got regarded for me as my final\nComeback no fucking way |
| No shit |
| Im sick to my stomach i couldnt sell my tslq before close or i would get flagged |
| what happened to tdla |
| damn wtf tesla |
| SNDK is fine, but WDC is down. |
| Gold to Zero?! I will finally be able to afford that 80ft golden cock and balls statue I've always wanted. |
| If you lost money on 0DTE today you’re smooth brained🧠 |
| If Musk is considering merging SpaceX with TSLA then TSLA is clearly dying and he's just using SpaceX to save the value of his TSLA shares. |
| AAPL going crazy or is my app bugging? |
| Elon is lying on x again |
| US Has Investigated Claims That WhatsApp Chats Aren’t Private\n\nhttps://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-01-29/us-has-investigated-claims-that-whatsapp-chats-aren-t-private |
| TSLA TO THE MOON |
| someone here asked yesterday and I just gave them a "lol". Hope they didn't actually do it... |
| Lmfao |
| All the rational invstors are gone and it's only tech bros left rallying on meme stocks like TSLA and GLD. |
| Algos wanted to sell MSTR and accidentally sold MSFT. LMAO 🤌🤌 |
| TIM APPLE |
| PELOSI KNEW IT. |
| Fucking good guidance |
| Ymtc will ipo in 2026 in Hong Kong |
| I was thinking 10k for gold bit it might blow past that. The correction afterwards will be ugly.\n\nEh, bitcoin will run again. Shit refuses to die. |
| Okay time for Apple to rip, LFG! |
| LOL buy backs works everytime apparently. |
| Yes |
| HELL YEAH BOYS!!!!\n\nI lost ANOTHER 18.5k today!!!\n\nFucking WINNING!!!!! Let's GOOOOOOO!!!!! |
| Nice guidance hopefully this mini pump will last |
| $TSLA to the moon literally |
| it was hit like a truck xd |
| Tesla was down today, so Elon made something up to pump it |
| this is kinda crazy right |
| What the fuck is this announcement?\n\nIt better not be about milk again |
| And how many times have you redeposited? |
| I just realized if we just have the strongest day in market history ever tomorrow I'm actually fine |
| Mad respect to AAPL to not make promises when the fucking world is on fire and who the fuck knows. |
| Guidance is uppy |
| He’s always at least half an hour late. |
| I mean isn't that the evil villain plan of all these megacorps? Program and support our trash AI until it's on its own feet enough that we can fire everyone who helped build it. |
| Speech is at 5:30p now? |
| Apple? |
| Shutting down production is bullish |
| After hours manipulation |
| Mello Yello |
| I don’t understand. Sandisk has more than doubled their stock since Nov 2025.\n\nwtf is going on? |
| And what do they in the conference call? |
| Me too, I bought MU instead of SNDK. |
| Appl 270 and i will stop trading |
| First iPhone I have the 14. I can legitimately say the only issue I’m having is battery. Responsive ness is the same. Loading is the same. Updates still come in. I may never go back to android. I was a Pixel user and I had to go iPhone because it was the year pixels had manufacturing issues and I find Samsung UI to be horrible. |
| After many failed attempts I am staying away |
| Planning on merger with space x or Tesla or XAI |
| pretty sure the fuhrer made him say that. |
| I cant wait for elon to scrap production of all cars and convert Tesla factories into a pharma factories to produce ket |
| Hello fellow rare earth, Ukraine war experts. How are we doing today |
| You dont build out ai in a vacuum \nYou need a ton of infrastructure along with ownership of input/output data pipeline- which is needed to feed the models\n\nThey are building their own pipeline |
| i'm a broke, borderline unemployabe 26yr old dropout still living in my childhood bedroom, and with adhd so bad i scratch holes in my own face. aapl is bad. |
| This is blatant corruption. But his fans will swallow this pill as well. |
| I think you blued yourself with that chatgpt answer |
| Is he really doing an announcement?\n\nHe’s an hour late |
| > Chill, this day is red as fuck\n\nExtremely hard line |
| Did my TSLA call just get saved?! |
| Space sex merge 🤔\n\nThis comes from a dude who asked for a trillion if he sold 30mill cars and then cut 2 out of 5 car choices |
| MU SLV |
| Tsla make sex bots i will admit i was wrong about everything |
| lol, yeah stupid. |
| Why lol |
| So, 2 hours. |
| More like open AI to spend 50 billion into AWS servers. |
| Classic Elon market manipulation. |
| AAPL you pos go to 270 |
| Was wondering why this just rocketed in AH |
| This is true, but I don’t care about the why, I only care price. I have been accumulating those positions since December and is paying |
| Because you soft |
| What, and reincarnate to start over as a baby?! Babies are broke! |
| No, I love excel |
| Any reason for TSLA pump or just the usual evilness of the stock market |
| Oh God Tesla mooning means tomorrow blood red |
| I can't figure out why all the tech companies keep playing along. I guess because an investment in OpenAI doesn't show up as a loss on the P&L statement unless and until OpenAI has a down round. |
| Eventually people going to stop believing that lying PoS. |
| I mean I think that's r/conservative |
| Irs my fault. I bought calls yesterday |
| Why tsla is popping |
| meme stock things |
| 😂😂 |
| Pamp it elmo |
| They really wanna hurt 0DTE by releasing the good news the day after the earnings |
| Who was dumb enough to short sandisk? |
| TSLA, the classic after hours manipulator 🤡 |
| these algos are worse than thots around a celebrity |
| Source? |
| 1 call just after their last earning dip and one a week ago. |
| TSLA decides it doesn’t want to make cars anymore after posting results just above failing, but vague promises of sex bots. +2%\n\nAAPL posts yet again excellent earnings beating high expectations its parents set, but no promises of sex bots. +0.5% |
| SoFi calls. Winning. |
| Yep. I would not touch that stock |
| Shiiit, I’m not buying Apple until they announce a new iPhone |
| LOL fomo lier strikes again |
| Great, seriously nice job, now cash out and pay rent |
| They went deep in the thesaurus for that one |
| Get in here not Michael |
| I think Tesla is gaining from SNDK earnings. They identify as a memory company today i assume. |
| Tsla wtfff |
| Just made $800 buying TSLA shares for 26 seconds lmao |
| Look again |
| only ever had androids (Samsung galaxies) and never had those issues. and i can do lots of things that apple doesn't allow. |
| Silver |
| Why could it dump, the guidance sees way more upside. |
| 🥭 just in: pushes his big “announcement” back an hour |
| It really all is just a shell game. |
| Im freaking out can someone actually please explain what’s happening with tesla |
| Maximum scam |
| how many shares did you have |
| 115% year over year. Take that boggleheads |
| Give me half a share |
| Apple's Guidance: We're going to sell you the same phone we've been making for the past 10 years for +$300 more due to Ram prices. We think you're going to Love it... in the butt |
| Tesla is the biggest scam stock on the market |
| 🚨 TSLA PUMP 🚨 \n\nELON MUSK’S SPACEX IS SAID TO CONSIDER MERGER WITH TESLA OR XAI \n\n“Consider and MAY DO IT “ RALLIES 😂 |
| will SNDK and MU ever have a pullback or is it just fullport and close the app for 6months? |
| I’m gonna buy micron. Fuck this |
| making a surprise appearance on apple earnings |
| Fuck me i didn't consider that either. Everything is copper these days. But why are commodities only collectively pumping this year... man i hate cycles, shit makes no sense. |
| Nice, wrapped up a bunch of shit with a turd and sell it to the public. Sounds about right. |
| SP500 closed 6969 😆 |
| What was today even about? |
| Y |
| Trump is announcing the aircraft carrier was hit with a missile and ww3 is starting |
| SIMO IREN or back to MU |
| That's why they tanked |
| Apples track record of buying AI companies to then integrate into their products has always been a spectacular failure. Siri sucks and they’ve had every opportunity to create better iPhone automation functions and just dropped the ball. That said, calls |
| https://preview.redd.it/sx92oqiq5dgg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30870dcadc774d3afaeaca6acf3cf5bae1f74d0a |
| "digital gold" |
| They're actually up 0.35% now. We're in the money! |
| I have puts lol, look at my comment history. I was just bummed out |
| Teslur? |
| |AAPL (in millions)|Dec 2024|Dec 2025|\n|:--|:-:|:-:|\n|Revenue|$124,300|$143,756|\n|Gross Margin|$58,275|$69,231|\n|Net Income|$36,330|$42,097|\n\nBruvs, this is bonkers. |
| Dude who’s talking now on Apple call should shut his mouth. He is only talking about difficulties and constraints. He definitely bought puts |
| 🍆 of course you earned it. |
| I’m so cooked, I bet all my savings on WesternDigital… |
| According to Reddit this whole AI thing is just a fad. \n\nWhat do (literally all of) these trillion dollar companies know compared to a bunch of fat nerds in their mom's basement? |
| Wasn't mango supposed to talk at 4:30, it's almost 5:30 |
| Ted Lasso gmafb |
| tesla considering merger with spacex & xai ? |
| I'm never buying puts ever again |
| Why rob a bank when you just can hold TSLA stock? |
| Looks like a lot of these tech CEOs are delusional. They will invest all the shareholder's profits and then some in OpenAI & co. Watch out if you own a stock with a delusional CEO. |
| I have a very important question.\n\nDo some people just have crooked angled buttholes? How is it possible for these fuks to spray the complete back underside of the toilet bowl rim with goo, and or sometimes even 360 splatter it all over the bowl? This is madness. |
| Nice try slophead |
| more like common sense. most of us Americans have no idea how truly despised we are around the world right now. |
| Already down 25k like the retard you are |
| TSLA 1K EOD |
| Oh hey Tesla buddy, still being fraudulent as fuck? |
| Outside of the US, ton of businesses operate on WhatsApp. Check WhatsApp for business, I think that's how it makes money. |
| What lie did Elon tell just now to make it pop 4%? |
| Truthfully I have an addictive nature and have done nothing but lose it all everytime lol. I remember being up like 300% my first few trades and letting it get crushed cause I waited till last trading day lol. I was still new. But honestly with a trade like this, I could pay off my debts and be so much better off to where I won’t ever want trade again. |
| Remember how excited everyone was for earnings season?\n\nHahahahahahahaha |
| "investing" |
| The others are hurting Amazon, leave my boy alone |
| SpaceX merging with tesla |
| Lmao wtf |
| I would sell Microsoft now if you own it. Very clearly going bankrupt by 2027 and will be sold for parts. The only thing worth keeping from them is PowerPoint. Wonderful software. |
| What kind |
| Lmao tsla |
| Damn tessie 2 earnings in 2 days |
| Will keep going higher as long as we as a nation keep raising tariffs on Korea.\n\nLet's run it to $1200 dollars boys!!!! Murrrica!!!! |
| Just a friendly reminder, AVGO is a great deal right now and is a beast. Thank you for your attention to this matter.. |
| Tesla does shitty and rockets, Apple has record record record, profits making money handover fist and they’re up .3%. This market is shit |
| Glad I got out of my calls |
| Tim Cook said the Melania documentary is the best film he's ever seen. |
| New Apple TV? Oh hell yeah |
| RDDT is so fucking shit I can't even click on replies anymore without it giving me a not found error |
| Thank you, I will take your gold and silver. |
| No.\n\nJust die the slow way. |
| It’s actually going red |
| Me or one SNDK share? |
| I just want apple to die |
| agree on all counts. as it turns out, no1 likes to be a cuck to a spray-tanned fake-hair reality TV show host's threats, rants, and extortion schemes. leaders of other nations have more shame and self-respect than 99% of our government leaders and 30% of the voting public.\n\nwhile people argue about which stock will give them gains here and there, the whole currency it's traded on is tanking. don't take too long to figure that out, ppl... \n\nU.S. went all in on a speculative AI bubble. now that it's time to actually BUILD it out, we've picked fights with the regions of the world that (still) control the movement of copper, aluminum, silver, and lithium needed to build these facilities out. and to 30% of the population, this was "strong" and "patriotic" |
| Did Tim APPL accidentaly give TSLA good guidance?? |
| Sandisk going to 1k soon |
| Same |
| At this point OpenAI must be a money laundery scheme... |
| Welcome\nTo the club papa |
| Are you okay? Buddy.. breeeeathe. |
| I have all sorts of balls |
| Apple really fucking it up on the call. |
| Fuck it .. buying TSLA AH |
| Turns out openai is enron, not nvidia. |
| Tim: “I’m going to pass this over to a guy who’s going to tell you the same shit I did” |
| TSLA poppin a bit in after hrs that SpaceX could merge with Tesla |
| why? |
| Tim has no energy, he should just retire to an island with 20 super models and call it a career |
| Amazon "gives" OpenAI $50 billion. OpenAI commits to spend $50 billion at AWS. Boom $100 billion created, $0 actually created - $50 billion in run rates actually will occur, OpenAI will "figure out" how to make money later. AWS playing the shell game. This is a giant scheme that won't end well. |
| Whatever happens in the market now, AAPL is good for the year. One benefit of being a stock owner rather than a filthy option player. The market will catch up- or catch on, eventually. |
| Shouldve bought more HOOD earlier, thats alright |
| Soooooooo…. Puts on APPL tomorrow? lol |
| The new company shall be called X-Why? |
| As Apple goes, that’s a big purchase |
| Rigged market will never let Tesler fall |
| Damn I didn’t think the 10 shares of Apple I sold at 268 was going to make it drop. 😂 |
| Its up 61 points, everyone fell asleep |
| Considering the upload data speed caps they're better off using t-mobile's 5g network. |
| puts on vests with pockets, calls on car tyres |
| I will never get rich from the market (reverse psychology) |
| Total Goat |
| Shares? Pussy buy calls next time |
| why TSLA hard? |
| Naw |
| Free gold would be fire tbh |
| MSFT $450 BY NEXT WEEK. $421 was the bottom you retards buy the fucking dip. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO\nTHIS MATTER |
| Welcome to the economy. Wait til you hear about fiat. |
| Too late to travel the seas\n\nToo early to travel the stars\n\nJust in time to watch the rise of memory stocks |
| ONDAS pump tomorrow? |
| Until it gets rugpulled. Buy now but i would be scared to hold for any longer than when ipo hits. |
| I really fucking hope you’re right |
| Who is buying optimus robots? |
| I don’t think I’m addicted to gambling. I think I’m addicted to losing 😂 |
| Not yet, wait for your account to get down to a dollar and use that dollar to buy a bullet |
| Looks like openai is already too big to fail for NVDA and AMZN so they have to keep funding it 🤔 |
| Puts on APPL tomorrow ? 🤣🤣 |
| Bols celebrating, but aapl didn't even announce guidance yet |
| Misanthropy |
| Please give good guidance Tim Apple |
| why is banbet not working for me |
| Scared money don’t make no money |
| Wait, so Darude's sandstorm is actually... |
| Gold silver tanked. Selling every metal now. They'll go to zero by end of month. |
| Tsla what’s happening |
| Ahhh I see. Nicely done. Gamble or did you wait for it to break ema? |
| I mean bruh if you’re that far why not just do a much easier flip with that? $20k does soooo much more work than 10x less |
| That usually always happens. |
| We fell asleep |
| I sold... |
| Imagine what the self driving cars will do for the terrorism industry. |
| late for what? he has a conference or something? |
| MMs holding aapl down to theta fuck calls tomorrow. Fuck me. Could have got out with -15%. Now i’m fucked |
| $25,000 minimum. As AI ramps up, chip use will use more gold. The ancient Mayans collected so much gold because this isn’t the first time we’ve lived this life. Time is a flat circle. |
| poly market at a 50/50 |
| what just happend to tesla?? |
| AAPL gave it all back |
| ofcourse man wouldn’t mind a tip😉 |
| Not yet |
| Apple’s PR team in shambles after the use of the word staggering |
| DECK |
| TSLA news? |
| Where did all the APPL people go? |
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| When do we get to liquidate MSTR and put this whole ponzi scheme to bed? |
| fyi roughly 7% of a hard drive is made from copper\n\ncopx |
| !banbet |
| The whole market is buying something and trying to sell it to someone else at a higher price. It's just that the thing you buy should have intrinsic value to others so you have to be a complete retard to buy bitcoin. |
| meta being up 10% is lunacy but whatever |
| Sand is stored in the Dick |
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| it's a short squeeze, recent short volume is insanely high |
| What the fuck just happened to tesla |
| Don't worry, at 63k median wage, they'll only need 50 years worth of wages from 16k people to invest! |
| Idk I sold and put profit in $VOO 🤷🏻♂️ \n\nwhat I do know is this: if media makes Google or FB go down 20% you buy and wait until earnings. |
| JUST IN: SNDK CURED CANCER 🤡 |
| What in the actual ever loving fuck? I held HOOD this past week, got pounded. Lost a few thousand. Sold for a loss today, and literally after hours today, it's announced it may have a role in the Trump accounts bullshit and it pops 2%??\n\nWhat in the goddamn FUCK DUDE. EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES AND THE MOMENT I SELL, IT GOES BACK UP |
| Aapl earnings call 😴😴😴 |
| ha i used to work at CCL and bought a boat load of shares during Covid.\n\nmy 1600 CCL shares are up 61% and 113 RCL shares are up a staggering 382% |
| With guns* |
| I look at it often. To me it’s a great pullback to get more. Bitcoin won’t stay down forever which is the biggest thing pulling them down. MSTR is in my long hold account. |
| What happened to Tesla 🦔 |
| So they have a p/e now? lol |
| Ofcourse it was possible 😂- it was the expected move |
| Did you see that trade deficit? |
| Anything that keeps the market pumping |
| SNDK really him huh |
| Good advice thank you |
| As was foretold, Tim Cooked |
| it's not that it's without humans, it's with vastly fewer humans. |
| cnbc and all their talking heads keep harping on how ai will impact legacy business instead of realizing we're headed for huge fundamental changes\n\namazon just fired 30k people so they can invest 50bil into openai but cnbc still wants to know if ai is going to help revenue on some specific type of sales next quarter\n\neveryone is going to be shocked when anthropic and openai become public and start reporting tokens in and out every quarter. everyone will be talking token economy soon |
| I have some vintage SNDK 2mb memory cards for sale circa 2003. Only serious buyers need reply. No low balls im not ghey |
| AAPL flatter than Riley Reid’s chest |
| He's always late |
| Msft fire sale |
| Hes tryn to figure out whay 0dte to buy |
| Anyone short ai deserves to get their dick blown off. |
| I have no reference for this, but I suspect that Apple was keenly aware that all this AI gobbledygook going around right now is complete trash.\n\nI think they realized that it was a buzz word, and they were not willing to partake in the same buzz word hype as everyone else until they had something to back it up. But I also see that they have been quietly acquiring several new companies over the past 5 years, yet not all of them are related to AI.\n\nMaybe this one has some actual power or innovation behind it that makes it relevant to regular people instead of investor hype. Guess we’ll see! |
| Apple; the everything company. |
| Let me guess Donald is going to arrest Joe for “cheating with election votes” 😀 |
| OP definitely watches Real Housewives. AppleTV fucks. |
| Were they similar quality android phones or did you go from a $300 phone to a new iPhone? |
| i almost freaking scooped at 101 too. |
| Hm, I think it will profit from it |
| We gotta hear about how they care about the world first!!! So philanthropic!! |
| SNDK I didn't think that was possible. WTF lol. |
| *Sexbots |
| they don't even have 750M their ad push failed and they have no money |
| Yeah iphones basically never slow down, just the battery life goes after a while |
| Nah. It got so boring |
| the next con |
| They could’ve fired 160k people, each paid 100k usd for the next 3 years, and still it would’ve been less money than this investment. Imagine that. |
| AMC 52 week low 🫡 rest in glory fallen one |
| lol |
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| NVDA TO PIVOT TO LEATHER JACKETS. |
| When you think about it, it's actually really sad that people genuinely saw crypto as a serious asset. It was obvious people were only interested in it cause they saw it going up in value over time.\n\nAnyway, I'm a big believer in gold now. Where do you guys see gold going from here? $10,000? $20,000? |
| Wonder if they’ll keep raising prices |
| STX and SNDK ERs just confirmed MU is still underpriced. MU literally only DRAM manufacturer in US. If big tech is spending this much on storage, they need to spend even more for the DRAM to actually use it. |
| when guidance |
| Fair. I know perspective is important. |
| #SNDK 1T. |
| This sounds like a "everybody praise T.rump" meeting. |
| Over only having 4G? Yes. |
| Ted Lasso is one of the best shows ever made for television |
| The guy is talented, he let his kid shit talk the president after all |
| Go burrrrr |
| ? Airpods are great, macbooks are great. 3 items |
| Very cool EOD pump HOOD, 115 next plz |
| I didn't ... I exceeded my risk profile to buy more and buy calls. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4m5j9bjg4dgg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c83051ee760045ca63ab0b9853bf3f5688bffe8 |
| Buy MU because it's going to pump on SNDK pump |
| https://preview.redd.it/ohsjheyf4dgg1.png?width=186&format=png&auto=webp&s=990ee8fd91f42e2982dbc5c43dabcce2d558b1c5 |
| lol gotcha. I’m heavy on MU and have been mirroring the two as what happens to SNDK usually happens to MU next week. Accidental strategy but it’s been paying off nicely. |
| Fucks & builds fabs in Pokémon cities. |
| Wait what? Was this announced somewhere? |
| Got panic attacks with SNDK and WDC earnings |
| Over 10k. Meh. Sell ass |
| we gang im still struggling(congrats tho)😭 |
| Who cares about ted lasso still? That's sooo COVID times only |
| That actually wouldn’t be the worst plan from musks’ perspective. Tesla’s long term strategy is dogshit with them diversifying in stuff they know nothing about but they do built shit for a relatively low cost at a large scale. Take that operational efficiency out of tesla and let that scale spacex and he might sadly be onto a winning formula. |
| That’s not confirmed yet |
| trump almost 45min late\n\nbearish |
| I don't know. Sacrificing a goat or something probably to the gld gods. |
| I bought Microsoft calls today because I fucking love money 📈📈📈 |
| If it goes wrong way, do you lose money |
| HOOD has been doing me so dirty, my leaps are at -50% now! |
| Not opening the link, pretty sure it's a live stream of a bathhouse |
| What’s this announcement about?\n\nIs Bad Bunny banned from the halftime show? |
| Can't tell who wins tomorrow. Apple bulls or bears. Maybe just the thetards |
| Msft and softbank and amzn and nvda buying the openai falling knife |
| Lmao who TF goes all in on a Chinese trading app XD\n\nThink of it like you crashed a cheap car into another cheap car and it was your fault for driving drunk that day. Except, now you only lost the car and kept the insurance amount same, and no dui.\n\nps: I just looked this thing up, there is a lot of reddit users recommending this, but I still wouldn't buy it. |
| apple tv is great wdym. Silo, pluribus, for all mankind, ted lasso, severance were all awesome |
| Perplexity Inks Microsoft AI Cloud Deal for 750 million per Bloomberg |
| trust me bro |
| HOOD handling 🥭 accounts is kind of huge. |
| Reddit tells me everyday that the world is boycotting and moved on from US products |
| I think that is the general consensus |
| It’s at $602 right now |
| Tessler a perma-bubble. It will be interesting to see how Elon sells bullshit for 2 different quarterly reports once spacex goes public |
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| #AMD TO PIVOT TO MEMORY CHIPS STARTING Q2 2026 |
| turns out shoving a flash drive up your ass does wonders for all kinds of diseases |
| I did. |
| Spy is going to crash again tomorrow. I bought a very small put. |
| Intel was a big win |
| 600m volume today on ZSL. FUCKING WILD |
| Fucking open up any trading app |
| SNDK doubled nearly every metric in their ER, you dumbass. MMs are now literally forced to re-evaluate and adjust their pricing models to reflect that. That means at worse, they’ll take profits in the morning but in the long term, it’s only going higher. |
| Bro…I’m British |
| I believe that's called *"sitting in the cuck chair"* |
| Wtf does Sandisk even do? |
| Nice |
| Jesus that’s an insane beat |
| \-5% tomorrow |
| Brother big tech is beating earnings across the board and you’re black pilling? |
| I really hate CRWV |
| $KLAC clapped my ass. |
| If they are like me, looking for trading advice on Reddit , reading stupid comments like yours, heavily retarded |
| nah thats nothing |
| When everything else will be too expensive this is our last resort. You're actually playing 5 steps ahead |
| ted lasso |
| Man, today was worse. |
| Son’s Disk? |
| Trump dumpy? |
| Literally, company of one item. If something happens to iPhone ... |
| AirPods make more money than SpaceX. But if you duct tape SpaceX to five failing companies, you’ve got a $1.5 trillion market cap. |
| Love it! |
| Screen shots or BAN |
| yawn apple yawn gimme a snickers |
| SNDK IS THE NEW CORN |
| Had 2 androids, both suffered burn in and were slow as shit 2 years after purchasing them. Got an iPhone and have never had to deal with those issues. |
| Definitely buying some Apple when it bounces down to 235 |
| I'm not saying it would last or be effective. But war is war. \n\nIran is going to fall soon and they won't go down easy. They will get more desperate. |
| Can’t believe I’m finishing this week green. What a bumpy ride. Spy 700 eventually… |
| Tomorrow ⬆️ or down 🔻? |
| First time? |
| You mean FaceTime walled garden revenue. |
| lol no one gives a fuck about apple tv! |
| Let Tim Cook Cook . |
| What and how do I do what he did |
| SpaceX rockets manned by Tesla’s robots powered by Grok AI |
| Me tomorrow: I FOMO. SNDK went down too much, there's no way it keeps going |
| Donate to meta so the analysts are right. $900 |
| S&P at 6969. Praise the lord |
| see the green? But tha Dip! |
| There is a Black Mirror episode about that. Absolutly horrifying. |
| TED LASSO THE RETURN |
| 🍈is so full of shit |
| It's a gapper |
| Sandisk has 20x in 5 months all becuz some of you can’t stop watching AI slop videos. |
| I mean that's what they always respond with when people call out all the evil shit Israel does so |
| I’m hyped sorry you’re poor and have nothing to excited about. |
| Did a quick scalp short on SNDK ah with shares cuz im still mad at ORCL |
| Remember when people were defending his mega bonus and saying he had to do the impossible and is turning out all, he had to do was basically merge a bunch of companies together and post memes on X to create a fake evaluation. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ti8ewosv3dgg1.jpeg?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a9c6dfa92e4441053fdf17bd782e6599beea90e |
| I've been happy avoiding US tech for awhile but not buying SNDK was a huge mistake |
| Even NVDA didn't pump this hard |
| Next week: OpenAI to invest $50b in NVidia. The week after: NVidia to invest $50b in Amazon. |
| Says the guy who uses all caps, bond, huge letters |
| It's a trap! That's what everyone says until they hit it big lol. By that time you're already addicted and there's no turning back... |
| Calls on floppy disks |
| Yo where is this ass clown |
| did you guys know that you can store digital files on a 'drive' the size of a pack of gum??? why didn't i invest in this newfangled technology before |
| Lehman Brother lasted for more than a century |
| #SanDisk to 1000 |
| I’m playing with myself |
| If you think Asia isn’t waking up and buying a ton of NAND & RAM stocks idk |
| #Flat it is LMAO🤌 |
| Started options trading in September with an initial $10k port, got it up to $17k in a few weeks, then down to $800 in a few months, now all the way back to $6500 - all of which is now in 8 MU $440 calls (\~$5000 worth) and 10 IREN $60 calls (\~$1500 worth), both expiring tomorrow. I know, I am a degenerate. Might finally be back to green tomorrow if things go right. Wild ride |
| they are going to dilute the shares again |
| We should tax companies/billionaires more. Having 50,000,000,000.00 to throw into the money pit of open ai is crazy. |
| One bad sentence from Donald and you can wipe this sheets as toilet paper |
| Wait...what...? Musk to merge with Musk after splitting from Musk...?\n\nIs this the ultimate Dick-Ception? A dick within a dick surrounded by a dick that is wrapped up with a dick? |
| AMZN invests 50 billion in OpenAI so that OpenAI can invest 50 billion in AMZN |
| Apple spends $30 billion a year in R&D alone, more than Ford and Toyota combined. This is nothing to them. |
| Make something solid and reliable people will come back. |
| Dodge ram is cheaper |
| Ha, it's just an old joke that anything good for Micron is bad for their stock. |
| #THE SNDK COPE IS ASTONISHING. |
| How about u buy in when they eventually split? |
| What recession??? |
| Yes |
| GC has no liquidity at this price range, went from $5600 to $5100 within an hour. Only idiots buying gold up here 😂\n\nMy 2/2 GLD $485 puts I bought y'day for $7 went from $3 to $22 |
| I’ve been long SNDK for a while. My cost basis is something like $35/share. Up 1700% |
| Going against the grain. I like apple. I like the company. I like the product. |
| SNDK makes NVDA look like flat line. The market has spoken: AI supercomputers < USB sticks |
| lol SNdK is saving the market no apple |
| Buddy, we are retail. |
| Cope. |
| Nooope |
| Viking Therapeutics VKTX buy. |
| Apple saving the market! Let Tim Cook |
| Google also owns about 10% of Spacex stock. Better to invest in spacex through that way the. Having to buy bundled dodgy stock like X, tesla and xAi |
| Nice try, I know what I got... (It's flashdrives) |
| #Sandisk not on Q’s. Cant be its hero, shits gonna dump tomorrow again isn’t it? Sheeeeeeeeahhh |
| Wendy's Luv |
| so Sandisk is up 222% in 3 months?! did they cure cancer? |
| Need to stop playing earnings |
| Tim says “staggering iPhone demand in China” \n\nBers and puts are Cooked and yes I see what I did there |
| It's probably worth a lot in your eyes but in the bigger scheme of things, it's a small loss. The market can be brutal. It might be worth considering switching to something less volatile. |
| But people do have feelings. Be honest, are you a person? Betting on evil may fatten your bank account but will morally bankrupt you. It's a deal with the devil and not even that, it's a bet with the devil. Just why? There are other choices that don't ally yourself with an anti-social company. |
| Been like that for, um, a decade and a half. |
| Consumer privacy while kneeling to emporer orange 🤔 |
| You san of a disk |
| Congrats on generational wealth |
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| If youre not buying MU tomorrow on open, idk what to tell you. This train aint stopping for months |
| They would need to grow +10x to get to 1T |
| Gold was once a real currency though…. |
| SanDisk sound more like drug from Diune |
| Is that the next Nvidia |
| Affordable ram is just a distant memory at this point |
| I have called out several times several market rallies, such as the one that took place in ASML, or First Solar:\n\nI am now telling you: BUY Bitcoin. 90%+ return from current levels. \n\nYou have been warned. 🌽🦉🤙🏼 |
| Google earnings. I went heavy in GGL. |
| "Muskrat" cry harder you retarded bitch. |
| How is this bad for MU? |
| Where are you seeing it’s 600? |
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| Job |
| https://preview.redd.it/z1gk6rof3dgg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cf649181e2ee19142fbb2a80fb69e1d8af46ac1\n\nType shit |
| Guide me harder Tim |
| Have you seen the price of a single stick of ram at Best Buy? What on earth possessed you |
| Lol you think Iran's military is capable of closing the strait against the US and Israel? Cute. |
| SnDk!!!!! |
| Don't worry. Just keep your eyes out for the next time a "sector" starts to run together and join the rotation. |
| No, but you might consider contacting Gamblers' Anonymous. |
| Calls on NVDA $205 Feb 20th |
| Killing yourself over money? Lul.. Like you wouldn't pay 11k if a doc tells you you will die tomorrow unless you pay the treatment? |
| MU will pump tomorrow. Has further room to grow/is undervalued |
| We don’t deserve you, Tim. |
| You belong here. |
| Calling it now silver bellow 100 tomorrow. Banbet! SLV 98 1d |
| What’s the contract length? Anything less than 3-4 weeks is a no go imo |
| wendys dumpster |
| Remember not to beat yourself up too bad for not buying those calls that are up 1,000%. You would’ve sold them when they were up 20% like a paper handed pussy so you didn’t actually miss out on much! |
| Calls? |
| Tim said it was above our expectations |
| Uncle sam? |
| told you it was gonna be flat, I have successfully lost as much money as possible on the past 3 AAPL earnings\n\nit's the company I get always wrong for some reason, oh well\n\nI am not wrong usually tho, just very early\n\naugust calls printed big in 2weeks\n\nnovember puts would have printed if I got at least 1month out\n\nI will hold this time as well I guess |
| Lol at crypto ever being a "real" currency... what a meme...\n\nOMG MY HECKIN GOLDAROOS JUST WENT UP ANOTHER 5% TODAY YESSSSS |
| What the fuck is a Sandisk? |
| If it’s at this price or down, more Ondas. Oil too |
| You know what they say cowboy. Easy come, easy go. |
| Once MU takes $450, it's gonna rocket straight to valhalla no stops |
| Can someone in here tell me how to make money |
| Someone tell Tim we don't want to hear about these boomer products. Apple got anything cutting edge? |
| I hope VIX’s wife cheats on him |
| For MU and SNDK, the train has only stopped at the first station, many more to go hop on |
| Best port is 50% metal miners 50% ram and storage. |
| I rotated out when it wouldn't breach $14 bc more shares are added by the baby arm |
| Bro went from rich to rich. |
| He made X profitable while Twitter was not. Lose the retarded hate and learn something. |
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| SNDK was $50 just last year right now it's $600 a healthy 12 bagger off their revolutionary ssd technology nothing to see here |
| Sp500 too, this is driving me nuts |
| Those diaper changes keep getting longer and longer |
| You have to be oriented to time to be able to be purposely late |
| Sam altman and sam bankman have pretty similar names 🤔 |
| Wen apple butt plug |
| In 2020, I knew a lot of people using SNAP... now not so much.\n\nLike, I would meet a stranger, talk, and they would have SNAP. Now almost no new people I meet have SNAP, they just use Insta.\n\nBe careful you're not in an isolated social group/bubble. Not impossible for it to come back, but even optimistically the stock's timeline would be EOY not end of Feb. I won't give financial advice but if I had calls, I'd look for a good exit day. |
| When will the world actually start to boycott and isolate US products like Apple? Reddit tells me this every day. |
| Tim COOKED |
| Wendy's pays 30k a year, this is only a third of your salary, you'll be fine |
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| yeah but it had always been somewhat lowkey lmao. From what i've seen retail really hadn't been paying attention to it until recently. |
| YOOOOOOO |
| obvious pivot given that they've shown how incapable they are of launching new models, old models arent selling and factories are underutilised. |
| what platform do you use with what UI? |
| Probably gets pumped full of drugs so he seems less dementia riddled. |
| im hearing reports that you can redeem your sandisk flashdrive sticks for one ounce of gold |
| He said AI in the call, why no stonk? |
| That is a loss for ants. It might feel big to you now.\n\n\nHopefully you have a life plan to make this not feel big to you one day. \n\n\nPennies, my dear Lincoln, pennies. |
| lol iPhone is sexy!!! Apple is done!! |
| lol no fucking way |
| what do you mean, are you bearish |
| Who made a fortune buying 0dte calls on the dip today while I was fucking around at my day job? |
| C'mon Tim Cook, give me some sweet sweet positive margin guidance on that CC. |
| He sounds extra gay today |
| MP minerals back to 20 bucks end of Feb ? |
| People have been talking about SNDK here since late OCT. |
| MUU print |
| Bro talking about iPhones because they have no ai or software |
| Does it hurt right around the entrance of your butthole? |
| Incoming 36mo special financing for RAM sticks |
| lol thought the same thing |
| TIM 🍎 MAKE UP YOUR MIND ALREADY |
| Says nvidia, $3 pop rofl |
| War is coming. Iran is going to blockade straight of Hormuz and oil is going to get expensive.\n\nUSA not gonna stand for that |
| hedge funds and rich people wanna buy the stock cheap so tomorrow they gonna tank it and shovel it cheap |
| "Apple is irrelevant", meanwhile they made $85 billion off just tge iPhone alone 😆 |
| MU |
| I feel like everyone but me is rich now because I missed the SNDK, MU, RKLB, and ASTS trains lmao. |
| So why did hood shrek at the end of today? |
| Well now everything is out let’s tank tomorrow |
| Yeah idk. Vlad is probably much more active in getting in bed with the current admin than the other brokerages \n\nThere was also an article yesterday about how robinhood is pushing to get access to the spacex IPO on their platform. He's definitely a hustler lol. Hasn't been doing shit for the stock lately but hopefully it works out long-term |
| I'ma keep an eye on it! |
| harsh |
| What is amazing is Apple is paying four times what Google paid for DeepMind.\n\nJust shows how much better vision Google has had compared to Apple. |
| . |
| I mean he is gay |
| It's sandisk so it's gonna be moon... |
| calls on mondelez |
| Crushed earning, *buys puts for sell the newz* |
| See you Monday |
| "Dad, can I borrow $10 worth of gold?" \n\n"Borrow $11.62? ... What the hell do you need $7.45 of gold for?" |
| One of us .gif |
| As if my 12k GLD puts expiring worthless yesterday wasn't bad enough today they would have sold for 600k 😡 one of these days these will hit then its 🛥️🫡 |
| bought some sndk 540 calls before the jump. im a happy regard rn |
| I presume it's to track if you're paying attention to the ad. Imagine if the ad refuses to go away unless you actually watch it. |
| Messages are encrypted for outside actors but meta can see them perfectly fine and they do advertise based on them. \n\nAsk a friend about a specific product on whatsapp, tell him you want to buy a car, and open facebook 5 minutes later see what ads you get. |
| Uncle gave me $1000 to throw at a play… what do yall like? |
| You’re funny if you think SNDK will be a 1T company. MU gonna have to get there first! |
| No killing yourself, no crying, no shitting yourself in the casino. |
| Correct |
| That was yesterday Bud |
| My retard brain is making me short @ 605 |
| Yeah I learned that I belong here with my brothers. Make WSB grate again! |
| You're getting a lot of joke answers, but the real answer is that they do innovate, it's just that they have incredibly high standards so anything that isn't incredible out of the gate gets killed. You have to remember LLMs weren't actually that good out of the gate and only recently got good at coding. You have to sometimes be willing to push out a shitty feature so you can iterate on it. But that doesn't mix with the Apple culture and brand. |
| Apple is irrelevant, I am more worried about what Donald is going to quack 🦆 |
| Today was another tax harvesting day. Continues until December when they repeat |
| Apple crushed earnings, but I feel market sentiment is still bearish for the tech space. |
| Shocker of the year: coin drops in price\n\nYou might want to get a financial advisor bud |
| I sold 20K worth of SNDK calls to buy the top on metals this morning AMA |
| I'm just saying there will be plenty of selling at 70 |
| People who buy the new iPhone every year don’t have an inner monologue |
| I think it’s just a big nothing burger. I doubt it’ll affect anything tbh (stock market wise) |
| Supply is gonna come from like Texas Instruments or something |
| Great we might be up 0.5% by open if we're lucky. |
| Tim cock sounds so gay |
| Well done bro 👏 |
| I have leaps so doesn't bother me much, at least it doesn't pull a MSFT move (for now) |
| Goog |
| CP time. (orange). |
| My man! |
| Do you think his showing up late every single time is some sort of power move or is he just chronically late all the time? |
| learning should be painful, and i'm in pain right now. I'm getting super smart. |
| Tech still beating, AMZN and googl obvs will too, how long can this even be kept under 7000 for before people realise the beats and raises won’t stop for a while |
| At this rate it will reach the top 10 in spy and single handedly hold up the market. |
| No - especially if the gov shutdown happens |
| If this weather would at least stop and give me my fuckn porch back that would be great. |
| I just need this AI machine to work for 3 more years and then I have my house in Aspen |
| https://preview.redd.it/3ztz1aln2dgg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dded245ba3e356d560fd81e8ff2385bf8eec4769 |
| When is the Powell rate decision. |
| No revenue? Sounds bullish to me |
| Apple was not the first with an MP3 player to market, but when the iPod came out it was really, really good, and didn’t have to go thru WinAmp (or some other trash app) to interface. |
| In terms of stock price appreciation it doesn’t. |
| 🥭 is nvr on time |
| check earnings. it’s a beat right? |
| And gemini. Oh... Wait.. |
| Sharpie acquired. Step 2 |
| Say thank you, SNDK |
| Everyone expecting a doom announcement. Imagine this is the pump announcement and tomorrow clears 700 by far |
| That CEO will SENDICK |
| Finally sell my remaining SNDK puts |
| If you bought options for Apple you deserve what’s happening to them right now |
| Man I should have bought some Sandisk shares |
| Time for it to dump like MSFT |
| MSFT gonna have a better afterhours than AAPL |
| Your mom's a cracker |
| Fuck the goyim are discovering the stock. it's joever. |
| Short everything that guy has touched |
| Why |
| Pretty sure not a single soul was shorting this monster. Even if you tried you just got liquidated immediately. |
| Expires end of February because I knew Tim Apple would do this to me |
| Stocks sometimes go up |
| Tim Cook makes Ben Shapiro look like AOC with how conservative he is |
| Bet they will order a million tesla robots. |
| GOOD AFTERNOON TIM APPLE |
| holy fuk i didnt see it hit 600 |
| Heisentim |
| When does the next Middle East war begin? Before or after the gov reopens? |
| LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL really, Microsoft? The AI Slop KING. lol.... |
| Oh wow, so you mean they're bundling space tech with a bot that generates child pornography? My what an enticing purchase opportunity. |
| Idk why you regards keep thinking APPL is the ticker for Apple. |
| There was nothing wrong with their guidance |
| He is cooking my portfolio |
| It's already worth 3.8 trillion dollars. How many hundreds of billions of surprise do \*you\* think there were in those results? |
| Tomorrow I will start my journey to turn $1 into $100,000 |
| Fuck this, I'm shorting Sandisk @ 605. Unrelated, I hate money |
| 🙏 |
| Futes in an hour |
| Yeah okay |
| Fuck you Microsoft!!!!!!!! Burning my surface book and buying a Ubuntu laptop |
| It's going to be Tuesday night |
| RIP my calls |
| 🤝 |
| [gexstream.com](http://gexstream.com) \- watch intraday logs. Really deciphers if a move is real or fake \n\+100 netflow is bullish. For eg at 3:20pm netflow spiked to 220 call buy volume to puts was vastly different. Dealers can't ignore large buy orders and have to hedge |
| all my homies hate theta gang |
| This time is different |
| think its a good buy rn or nah? |
| Your mother took a lot of Tylenol? |
| So SNDK either reaches moon tomorrow or dumps the AH gains… |
| Exactly. |
| Hear me out. There are some retard bag holders right at USAR 43. If we work together we can save them. |
| >Apple's iPhone revenue topped out at an all-time record of $85.3 billion in the quarter, well ahead of the $78.3 billion analysts were anticipating.\n\nHo Lee Fuk AAPL absolutely smashing expectations...\n\nAAPL also crushing in China. Looks like $26B vs $21B expected. |
| Watched SNDK shrek dick every day since it was 60 and just kept saying yeah I’ll buy when it pulls back maybe |
| encrypt thing is a joke, i don't know whether it's whatsapp or messenger but i once had a friend work for their security team, he was able to see every message sending to another person if he wants to , he just don't know who send the message to whom because userid is hashed. \n\nhe saw tons of nude photos as well as other inappropriate messages. but i am sure some VP guy should have the mapping between hashed usernames to the original ID\n\nthat's like 7 or 8 years ago, i am not sure if anything has changed right now. |
| no |
| We shall never forget Bell 😔 |
| Inverse. 100% win rate |
| Pretty sure OpenAi is just a money laundering scheme now. |
| Are you high? They destroyed expectations and set records, lmao. iPhone sales up 23% alone with sales of $85 billion, which is insane since they're not as good as the new Samsung 25 models. |
| Just for reference, Apple has 7 of the top 10 selling phones over the last year across their models\n\nhttps://counterpointresearch.com/en/insights/iphone-16-worlds-best-selling-smartphone-in-2025-apple-takes-7-spots-in-top-10-models |
| You’re good then, there’s retards who bought $280 |
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| Now Apple will promptly fall with other stocks tomorrow despite generating money to run a country |
| At this point this SNDK shit is mostly short squeeze powered |
| That is A Lot of selling |
| My calls are safe |
| +1% gives me about +18% on my $1700 call which is about $350 profit but by tomorrow subtracting the decay, $190(if 1% holds). |
| ☝️top signal |
| 260 |
| No wonder they call him Tim Cook, he is cooking the books |
| With or without lube? |
| remember everyone, Sandisk is part of the S&P... so your 401k is joining in on fun |
| Wendy’s is out of the picture now |
| Spot price says no |
| If you spent the last few years under a rock you’d be amazed by how powerful grok was but it’s the worst of the major LLMs. I really don’t get how any of the AI company valuations. The market is so competitive I don’t see how any will be able to generate the large and sustainable profits that justify their valuations. |
| people fleeing USD. so it has to go somewhere. |
| What the actual fuck |
| I bought the shit out of MSFT at the bottom today, and riding MU and LRCX to the moon. Also a fan of RKLB and DFTX, but don't plant to change positions there. |
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| Oh man, I wish!!!! 🤣 it better go brrrrrr! |
| How? |
| so it really is just a damn casino huh? |
| I thought there was a speech today at 4:30? |
| Depending on what your strike price is, your calls are fkd |
| WDC barely green. I wonder if it climbs to +5% later |
| !banbet SPY 685 23h |
| fuck |
| lol |
| Memory IS the bottleneck until 2027. Their order books are filled - with people wishing they could buy more, and nobody can build more facilities to make it fast enough |
| HOOD is actually holding its gains it's a fucking christmas miracle |
| #SNDK CEO FUCKS. |
| How much did you make this month? I'm up 136%. Reading helps. |
| If sp500 is very resilient tomorrow I’m going to close my contract |
| I think Apple is just a case of investors forward pricing too early.\n\nLike they got awarded 1T in market cap last year for 18B in additional profit (yes full year additional profit); so they got 50 years of earnings on premium. \n\nOtherwise as always, along with Meta such absolute champions at printing money they might as well be the 5th and 6th US Mints. |
| fuck you |
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| michael burry bus SELL SELL SELL |
| SLV CEO must resign |
| iOS and MacOS are really expensive and labor intensive, and now that their computes use their own chips that means they aren’t using code from outside the building. In a lot of ways it’s a walled Redhat. \n\nAlso, you’re getting a lot of laptop for the build quality, but the phones lag badly in the camera department. |
| People love to talk about WhatsApp's end-to-end encryption, but at the end of the day Meta has full control over both ends. I can't believe anyone ever believed their data was private on an app owned by Facebook. |
| AAPL Bulls and Bers:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bqmjxq142dgg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be8270f06cc013f03f76688f84d8760ecc11604f |
| Right, because in our finite world, everything can keep going up exponentially. I'm sure NVDA is about ripe to pop another 10% every day again too, I mean, why not. |
| Buddy it’s barely up 1% |
| Made it all back in 2 days on SNDK, LMAO. |
| Bullish |
| yes the 120% iv calls are printing |
| Orange man gonna orange. |
| Seems like Apple doesn’t have a great history of purchases. |
| Sp500 call if you’re going to day trade. This fucking thing is unbelievable |
| Always has been |
| Wtf is APPL? |
| Praying SOFI pumps after earnings. |
| UNH call buyers. You okay!! |
| "We will be stapling a sucker to each dollar." USD soars |
| waiting for the rug pull |
| Join the ber, only dogshit companies with fake ass financials SPAC |
| Y’all think the SLV train has stopped? |
| OP Bro i think now is the time to double down on ZSL, margin is 62k in CME (RH adds 40k more) and Gold might run little more bc of GOLD margin is still 26k at CME and RH at 42k\n\n \nSilver is topped out i wouldn't believe the Asia pricing while its a premium added on only for Silver.\n\nI wouldnt expect to crash now but its TOP though imo.\n\n \nNot a financial advice... gotta have disclaimer.. |
| If you genuinely feel suicidal you need to stop trading forever. |
| This is one of the stocks you don't buy weeklies regard LOL |
| Pltr shitting the bed Monday? |
| everyone is pooling their money there like a pyramid scheme |
| Yes dude, that shit is literally fucking me. How the fuck do they keep getting away with it. |
| If nvidia stopped making consumer gpu’s , why is apple still making consumer iPhones ? Shouldn’t all the tsmc capacity go to data center chips ? |
| Just need XOM to miss tomorrow to make it 0-3 in the day. What a performance |
| Only way he would ever be on time is if someone told him there are minors at the event waiting for him |
| Stop losing bro. It’s easy |
| The past tense of cost is cost. Also something like 90% of the world uses WhatsApp daily. |
| If everyone is expecting a weekend attack on iran, then they'll probably attack tonight. |
| Sandisk calls printing everyday |
| Time to get back to gold and silver |
| Nothing burger? |
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| Community college is a great way for your kids to get quality education on a budget |
| I don’t know if it’s overvalued or not but from what I’ve read on it, it seems like a legitimate and unique business that is in demand |
| AAPL will make all the bers asshole red |
| My wife worked in a bank, so this checks out. |
| I think my AAPL CSP's at 257.50 strike are going to pay off tomorrow. \n\nA small 1500 gain but nice none the less. If only I could hit those wins WITHOUT LOSING MY ASS FIRST. FUCK YOU HOOD. \n\nI only fucking win after losing big on other stupid shit. Lost 2k on hood, hopefully will recover 1500 on AAPL. But jesus christ, it's 1 step forward 2 fucking steps back every single fucking time. |
| Not after all the buybacks they’ve been doing to keep the stock price afloat. |
| Is this nibba ever on time? |
| 😅 it’s gooooooone! |
| when aapl guidance out? |
| Next in, Amazon orders all the Optimus robots |
| Theres ppl out there that bought $270-$280 AAPL calls exp next week. They are so fkn cooked |
| Only 3 hours from my post |
| trump 28min late |
| What the |
| If only Jerome Too Late Powell wasn’t appointed and Barrack Hussein Obama didn’t mess up the economy with Crooked Sleepy Joe Biden, then the economy would have been great today. I inherited this messy red day, but the green days are because of my perfect economic policies\n\n- Trump, 2026 |
| Thinking they forecast $12 to $14 as well with their next release in March. Maybe higher. $13 x 4 quarters x 13 PE = $676 some time between March and June? $572 on the low side. |
| Big nothing burger with extra cheese |
| Great! You should put in your 2 weeks notice |
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| META owns the largest social media sites out there but none allow you to send nudes as well as snap. On a real note though, I know a large large large amount of people that use snap daily and I see a larger percent now buying snap +. With this memory subscription coming out I also believe people will refuse to part with memories. I for one have a lot saved on my snap too. Interesting opinion though thank you |
| Gld where ya goin my boy? Let me get that ah pump like yesterday |
| Please explain tesla |
| You know, back in the day they made the telephone company split into 3. |
| Ketamine talking to cocaine |
| Lol 1/20 of their profit of this quarter. Practically free |
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| whoever is responsible for sandisks pivot to AI needs to have a shrine in their HQ lobby |
| Earning doesn't matter much nowadays. What they say in the conference call matter way more. |
| GOOGL |
| Nice so they kept up witb the devaluation of the dollar. Breakeven lol |
| Screenshots with timestamps please |
| The fuck sndk |
| RDDT puts for ER based on the weeks long selloff and the fact I got calls 😔 |
| What's the general consensus on the next bottleneck once this memory craze dies down? Willing to make a few small bets.. |
| Excuse me, where is mr. mango |
| Cook is leaving. No one is forcing him out. |
| tired of all the rare earth related, just seems so hand wavy and no fundamentals to any of it |
| buying BULL when IBKR and HOOD exists. You're a gambler and a shitty one at that |
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| It’s not “smashed” earnings unless it’s 6.2 vs 3.4 expected #SNDKboyz #TimAppleWho |
| !banbet B 60 9d |
| Idk why you regards keep thinking APPL is going to moon every ER. |
| Why did sk hynix and samsung not shoot up into the stratosphere when they had earnings yesterday? |
| aapl haters are ball licking lesbians. |
| What are you talking about? \n\nIs there a speech I’m missing |
| This but I did that with nvidia |
| If I wanted to read anything that resembles that I would read The Economist. People come here for memes, shit posting, or brief comments on the tickers they are following |
| you are looking good and also incredibly poor |
| $1 says he creates a conglomerate like Alphabet |
| If all they need is a dad, you're good!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/x13wf40o1dgg1.png?width=405&format=png&auto=webp&s=42e440558db6f487fc366a15065b8dfb0d4feaf0\n\nThis you bro? |
| Just need a casual +1.30% spy overnight and for it to hold by open. Do something else taco |
| The world needs goon memory |
| What's schizo? Just watch some international news. |
| Aapl so flat.. fucking your calls and puts |
| Market really doesnt like old big tech. Only meta |
| even last week, guhh |
| Sndk u better stay above 600 or ill kiill u |
| Since this gets lost in the current market, selling the most popular product in the world is something real, speculating about what may happen in the future is just speculation. Apple is still the king of the actually existing world. |
| Tim.. Cook my apple before I cuck your Tim |
| Please let him say something that will cause more central banks to dump us investments and rotate into metals. |
| long time ago there was a own asset class, called crypto currency. |
| Someones broke and angy |