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| The pump back to flat what’s new |
| The market is failing to fail further |
| Why so? |
| TRUMP TELLS FOX NEWS IF NEGOTIATIONS ADVANCE AND THERE IS SOMETHING TANGIBLE WE MIGHT EXTEND THE DEADLINE: AL ARABIYA\n\n\nIts Taco time beeeeeers |
| 😂 |
| Late dude |
| What the hell? Thats crazy. 💅 |
| I store mine in my balls |
| Has Ja Rule tried calling? |
| Copium |
| This announcement is kind of exciting to wait, but also in a bad way |
| I tip my hat to the brave souls who buy short-term calls or puts on SPY. With 🥭, it is a black swan event every day. |
| Okay, you can go back down now |
| A civilization can remain non-dead longer than a dementia patient can stay irrational. |
| Fed rates will cut today at 8 btw |
| Who got their Seeds Collection ready? |
| I love higher gas prices! |
| A reporter could mention TACO to Cheeto and end civilization. Imagine the power. |
| https://preview.redd.it/61w94jpaestg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=298618e81faebf14de13d2954d9f7fbb5c06b7f5\n\nare they going to wipeout iran ?? |
| Man just wanted to get banned in style lol |
| yeah they said we're not talking to u anymore |
| [Bitch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znSgKxi4hf4&list=RDPIe-E4cCMnU&index=38) |
| I mean, theres the problem, im bantering back with you on what i thought was bullish banter to my bearish nonsense banter considering everyone shits on every bearish take. \n\nRegardless, im literally just giving you your energy back so I guess your problem is with yourself. |
| Guys... He set his dead line literally on Tuesday. \n\nIt's the most obvious signal to his pals. |
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| Your comments here help its value. If you want to short it, delete your account and never come back. |
| I'm pretty sure it's impossible due to circuit breakers, unfortunately. Didn't do the math but I'm guessing. |
| FUk it ... full port TSLA puts |
| did iran actually bomb that ai data center or was I fake newsd |
| If you always put in $20, it always costs just $20 |
| What if Iran’s “compensation” is just a series of scam pumps coordinated with 🥭 that pay off their calls? |
| 🇺🇸🦅 |
| People love renting cars during a nuclear holocaust I guess |
| Harambe came to him |
| It’s actually run by a creep. Like the kind of guy who would pretend to be a hot girl online. |
| That’s his thing and this time is no different |
| Apple 250c up 50% maybe I should’ve just bought more lol |
| Cant tell who the terrorists are with this type of rhetoric |
| Iran should tell 🥭 he has no balls and wouldn’t do it |
| Last chance to get out Bols |
| HIV Aladeen |
| Motherfucker barely budges when he threatens to wipe out a whole civilization but a dumbass interview on fox gets it moving |
| Yesterday’s speech sole purpose was to create infinite bag holders, prove me wrong. |
| 🥭 gonna nuke you for possessing radioactive cum |
| TACO TIME |
| The day is tomorrow.. the war is no closer to being over. Oil is 120. But we're pumping 3% because nukes weren't used. |
| Elite |
| The world can’t end in National Beaver Dat, it’s just not right |
| how is spy not down more lmao |
| Not sure why you’re being downvoted; this is clearly true. As someone who was shopping for Teslas actively and would now choose a recumbent bicycle or just walking before paying a penny to that man and his company, I can absolutely attest that he killed his brand for many of us. |
| Fake drop |
| Have Iran replied to the “whole civilisation will die tonight”?\n\nThey should reply with “We will reunite your leader with his best pal Jeffrey Epstein”\n\nOtherwise, Hollywood is going to have to take liberties with the original source material and it won’t be canon 🤓\n |
| What was that quote? The happy times of humanity were the empty pages in the history books. |
| 🥭we would do a cease fire but, ::sucks teeth::, they have no weapons to fire |
| Jane must have been pretty fine to have a whole street named after her |
| The market declared nuclear war on my port ages ago |
| Calls overnight you know he’s gonna bring out the greatest taco ever seen 🤑 |
| Cuz it is inverse |
| Hell yeah. I hope we end up in the same platoon brotha |
| Go ahead and pump up to 655 again before the lunch dump. I dare you |
| This new flex with the time it took is super annoying |
| 🥭✍️: "dear Iran i wrote you but you still ain't callin" |
| Yeah billions of bear portfolios. |
| https://preview.redd.it/6p6fl675estg1.png?width=562&format=png&auto=webp&s=4203d195ec2db5eea4acf181b2d390825c3c4111\n\n |
| 7 hours and 30 mins until the most public chickening out of all time |
| Y'all member when we were sub engineers for two whole weeks straight.\n\n\n\n\nNow we be shifting expertise every three days, it's fucking insane. |
| Grateful Dead - US Blues on full blast while watching SPY fall to the tune of the end of a civilization |
| Record the worst I've seen! Jesus! Well we know we're not going there. |
| Ain’t no way LUNR bag holders get a bail short this mf |
| so we can chat |
| I think this admin is more regarded than ordinary wsb guy who puy puts at the bottom. |
| Never enough. |
| just put diesel in my van. was 33% more expensive so just filled up 2/3 tank. cost me the same. simples. what recession? |
| recession and inflation is actually good for bull |
| Calls if he doesn’t because it just means he will always TACO and the market can act independently of any threat knowing it’s all BS lol |
| 🥭 Margareta not vinegar wtf |
| Israel already jumped the gun. They hit bridges and oil infrastructure just now. Spy to 0 eod |
| what price action |
| damn bro, making me emotional 🥲 |
| why is rddt up? |
| Nothing going to happen at 8 you clowns |
| Buy Apple and Nvidia. |
| Probably wishing they got shot down instead. Those 2 airmen will get millions in book deals, movies, media appearances, etc |
| When is national taco day |
| Millions will die tonight, billions even. |
| https://preview.redd.it/alndm2e1estg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=279328efdee813cdf103bd865c522b92c9e0b836 |
| bro |
| Mercy |
| wish i could withdrawal from my 401K |
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| A whole civilization will die once I beat my shit tonight |
| "derrr, what order I follow??" |
| Talks are positive |
| not as homo as being afraid |
| it will be way less boring, instead of everyone talking about all the same shit constantly we can talk about individual stocks and crazy theories |
| So how much we plunging at three |
| Because nobody fucking believes him now |
| Pete Warcrimes salivating at the dropping bombs on em. |
| Buy an expensive ass life insurance bro |
| This price action just shows how full of shit everyone thinks 🥭is |
| Woooo you’re smart and know it all. Sybau |
| 🔭👀🕵🏻♂️Identifying trend days: WSB edition |
| artemis will watch IRAN burn from the moon and take photos with iphone 17 pro max AAPL calls 4/10 |
| Quiet market |
| Court Martial and a ruined life |
| About to short this pump junk |
| all the nuclear talk is homosexual |
| What are we guessing his excuse will be at 8pm to backdown? |
| Iran situation kinda be like\n\nhttps://youtu.be/p6Bmcdvfans?si=JTb-KFm_T1YI9n2p |
| Calls cause if he follows through with this money suddenly becomes of no consequence |
| or [Break Stuff](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd_HmLEhVqA&list=RDPIe-E4cCMnU&index=33) |
| Yes ofc you can see it in the insider trading in the markets.\n\nThey already know that a pump coming tomorrow on "great talks" and war close to end because he blew up a bridge or something. |
| Anyone watching Avis? |
| All in on puts |
| SPY |
| LOL people were literally posting I quote "This shit is pumping" |
| Are you betting on nuclear war? |
| I just want to buy cheap stocks bro.\n\n… and a world to live in so I am a little confused 😅 |
| 🥭 tweets tariffs news: market dumps -4%\n🥭 tweets erasing a civilization off earth -1% |
| Market had gone down 10% within the last 4 trading days in that instance as well. Nothing like it right now |
| this is so fucking frustrating trump is threatening nuclear annihilation and we are still getting d 2 dollar bull copium pumps intraday |
| You never know dude. Jamie diamond may have got this war started somehow so hed have a chance to get back what hes lost shorting tesla over the years lol. Grumpy about it still |
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| Disbelief and easy living. |
| At most today we get another taco, this drags on deeper and more lasting damage is done to facilities in the region, impacting the oil cost, and therefore the inflation issue. you might get a bounce but if you get 10% off NOT doing genocide, when doing genocide only gets you a 1% haircut, I give up. |
| How does he not? What's his offramp other than looking like a little bitch? Iran called his bluff. He either does it or looks weak. |
| Best analysts estimate 400, me 365 or so. Which is also the minimum baseline. |
| Because the market expects the taco |
| In b4 Huang is indicted for the SMCI smuggling. |
| we are V-ing? really? in this economy? |
| My best crayon-munching guess is that when SpaceX IPOs and goes choppy up and down, TSLA is going to sink in the same timeframe.\n\nBecause a lot of Tesla cultists will yolo everything into SpaceX. And some of that money will come out of selling Tesla shares.\n\nIf you're bullish on Tesla, might be a good time to buy that dip.\n\nIf not, buy leap puts now? \n\nAm I crazy to anticipate retail moves like this? |
| waiting for nuke. |
| Voting for elongated muskrat stock to crash |
| GOOD I LIKED WHEN MY LIFE WAS BORING |
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| Probably time for calls, just not on MSFT |
| lets go come in get in lets go buah they came one right after another, not at the same time |
| CORN Ripping FIRST...HERE WE GOOOOOOOO |
| "BONUS POINTS!" |
| Bull trap time? |
| Sometimes the obvious play IS the play. |
| The definition of buy high sell low. You are fully regarded. |
| googl big bull energy |
| I'm guessing Trump will declare a ceasefire today which Iran will refuse. Tomorrow Trump will forget he declared the ceasefire and set another arbitrary deadline for Iran to surrender before he super mega annihilates them. |
| How is avgo hanging in there? Lol |
| I have practice protecting my friends in arc raiders while they go smoke a bowl. Should be similar |
| Why are we only down 1%? |
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| It’s gonna go up |
| It could also go -10% the other way if the Taco didint materialize as expected. |
| !banbet spy 420.69 2d |
| It's summer in the year 2000. Your dad brought his work laptop home and is letting you install Diablo II for the weekend. Your little sister is blasting NSYNC's "No Strings Attached" album, but you don't care. You just built a Barbarian and are fighting Blood Raven's skeleton army. Your fluffy orange cat is asleep on the bed next to you, as you sip a can of Brisk Iced Tea.\n\nAll the news coverage is about that Richard guy on the new show Survivor.\n\nYou don't know what put options, a condor spread, or the Strait of Hormuz are.\n\nYou don't know it now, but life is the best it will ever be. |
| Bought BNO puts in case this doesn't go the obvious way. |
| I did.. averaged down to 130 then sold at a 50% loss 🙁 |
| no |
| You're the bad guys since the beginning of your shithole |
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| Us requested military support not diplomatic. Even diplomatically, Countries don’t want to try to negotiate on behalf of the us because it’s kind of impossible. The new ayatollah just lost his father, wife, and daughter and god knows how many iranians are going through the same thing due to epstein fury. They are all filled with vengeance right now. Negotiations with the us are pretty much impossible in current circumstances. Therefore countries are just negotiating on behalf of themselves with iran to get their own ships through. |
| Fr |
| Witu everyone on puts and expecting down yall think theyll u get profits lmao? |
| I think you mean it’s too bad our country isn’t deeply misogynistic and racist. People still say she is stupid. Even though she was the lead prosecutor of a major us city. She could run intellectual laps around most of the people in here.\n\nEdit: oh and lead lawyer of the state too! |
| Do you realize in the past month every economical indicator has been called "the real canary in the coal mine" ? \nStop push your canaries like JDon with his deadlines |
| what should I short ? |
| Even Alex Jones is against this war and criticizing 🥭. And you're still bullish? |
| Yet |
| 10 Year spiking!\n\n |
| This thing is gonna selloff hard end of day |
| When the orange unleashes hell in 9 hours be prepared to see -5% SPY. Oh wait he’s too pussy |
| Fuck I had a five minute window this morning to buy PL under $33 and I was too busy shit posting. Bitch already back above 35 |
| I never thought I'd be a fan of Tucker Carlson..... |
| https://preview.redd.it/ecfk7u5mdstg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841b53ad4bc265f66654639645976723fc60d1d8\n\nHere’s a higher def version for you |
| Just buy puts gentlemen. Dont fight the trend 🤓 |
| Pretty disgraceful USA are so openly admitting they are about to break pretty much every international norm and rule so openly this day and age. Honestly, at this stage i barely give a fuck about stocks |
| Why bother selling, he goes full retard money wont matter |
| 🥭 just has that [The Bad Touch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=523Lqlk4fm8&list=RDPIe-E4cCMnU&index=35) |
| Even the gay WSB mods hate 🥭 now 💀😂 |
| Ask Vance, how tf should we know? |
| Now you know what not to do. Most of us here have doubled down on losing contracts and learned the same lesson. |
| Damn... Gonna be hard trading 0dte's from the front lines once I get drafted for WWIII 😣 |
| Might well come to pass. But that´s a side quest. |
| Do I buy SPX 0DTE calls? Or just chill and not toss money into a furnace? |
| Iran told him to fuck off and Pakistan said that Iran cut all communication with him. \n\nThey are calling his bluff. A lot of people there are willing to die in a holy war. |
| VIX calls EOD |
| There’s probably something on Polymarket called like will the US celebrate power plant and bridge day no matter what |
| Intraday lower highs & lows. Give me a new LOD before lunch time. |
| You can see an influx of 0DTES Calls on some tickers, but cant really use that as a predictor. More so to me seems many are expecting a TACO. Also, this all just personal observation. |
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| Somewhere in the Pentagon the satellite imagery analysis guy is reporting all these Iranian children are surrounding power plants and more generals are about to get fired. |
| Running out of dip buying power |
| "you and what army? Oh? You have no army, guess you better shut the fuck up then.\n\n\nShut \nThe \nFuck\nUp" |
| Actual skill issue\n\nI’ve used AI to develop functional application stacks and it basically does everything on its own if you know how to successfully prompt it |
| People saw SPY recover .05% and got excited |
| What do you think is going through the heads of fighter pilots right now |
| Merely commenting on how bipolar the markets were. But you wanted to get all butthurt ❄️ |
| Just give me 200% profits on these puts tomorrow and I promise I wont blow it |
| Yes, and Terafab needs a patent shield. |
| Light of Huang be upon you friend |
| True the risk taking there is just insane |
| They know they can't camp there for more than days. Besides Trump said the Iranian ppl "love being bombed, it's when they are happiest ". |
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| Why would that be? |
| y'all remember when SPY went up 10% in a single session after tariffs were cancelled?\n\nwell you're in luck, it's gonna happen again today |
| Any interesting gay shares? |
| did we forget about the second strait? |
| Yeah the market might be huffing the most copium I’ve ever seen right now |
| Well people are holding..time for the next round of buys BULLS |
| Spy goes up spy goes down you can't explain that |
| Bro thinks it’s Friday 😭 |
| How tf did we manage to turn into the bad guys against Iran?!?! You’d have to be full on acoustic to be that bad at foreign policy |
| I had 70k in profits wiped away from the gold and silver tanked in January. Been fighting since |
| He’s going to 🌮 tonight right? I mean there’s no way he’s not chickening out. |
| Do you guys think mango tans his butthole with orange spray too? |
| Gas station near my house raised the price this morning & just raised it again now 😥 |
| Your original comment came off as d-baggish. |
| I just bought a shit ton of 0dte calls to scalp these fake ass algo pumps next time they pull that shit |
| We might not have to worry about that |
| When will the facade come down and cause the market to ACTUALLY reflect whats going on right now… is what you should be asking yourselves |
| I was at 345k end of January I am at 316k right now |
| WSJ reported it and then Bloomberg |
| Admit it. You don’t want to hear about more delays for further talks anymore\n\nYou want to see the fire |
| The only thing saving this world from 🥭 now is if we hit circuit breaker |
| i think they are gona fuck shit up? i warned ya all before.. |
| Shrimp taco with a mango vinaigrette. I keep thinking it. |
| I maybe broke but at least I’m not withdrawing from my 401k broke |
| Price target? |
| The rally has been on hope that he will TACO. Honestly, him not TACOing is better long-term |
| We don't even know how these rescued people are |
| Bro PLEASE get a job🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 |
| last 1min candle had almost same volume as the 1min 1% candle on thursday lol |
| Problems with their foldable phone production |
| i thought 🥭 was supposed to save the gayz of Iran!… 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️ |
| My TSLA calls… ouch |
| So what odte puts are we all buying for tomorrow |
| Dont buy SPACs from guys who live in an all glass penthouse. |
| I think the best way of playing space X is buying Scandium stocks. \nRobert Friedland stocks are up 4000% others still not moved…see Wall Street Bullion YT feature Tomas Parilla…large investor in dbg.v I have some. \nScandium is the rare earth that space x needs to make Al alloy stronger than steel but half as light as Aluminium…crazy savings on fuel. \nAlso here: https://youtu.be/58Cmfs5DTgo |
| But were they eating the cats?! |
| I’m ready buy the whole market again |
| 651 wasn't enough for you? |
| I thought this was america? Can't even post a Pic of an iconic cartoon character? |
| Turns out puts before nukes is not free money after all |
| Flip phone was a mistake |
| BUT MY PUTS WILL FINALLY PRINT!? |
| Maybe |
| If 🥭 can push Tim 🍎 5% down , he's using all his powers and shit |
| Imagine how boring life would be after this administration. |
| Fuck it, im buying puts. Maybe I'll save my calls |
| are talks closed or not wtf |
| 🥭 creating generational bag holders |
| No matter what happens with the war, the real canary in the coal mine is the upcoming CPI announcement on Friday |
| Trump is probably gunna taco and the market might be up big tomorrow, but all for what? That’s just like pumping a punctured tire |
| Another bear flag |
| Barton? |
| [Burn It to the Ground](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZRzi-xr_1M&list=RDPIe-E4cCMnU&index=32) |
| Thanks lol |
| Bears buying yachts right now |
| I don't think he's going to follow through with the threats. What do you guys think? |
| I think it's time for Dennis Rodman to call the Prez |
| There is if he didn't mind looking like a big floppy vagina. So you may be right actually. |
| anything for the algos to pick up for fake pumps i guess |
| do what??\n\n |
| Anyone know what Barron’s positions are this morning? |
| How do i make money from that |
| Holding short dated puts overnight tonight might require a ballsack size I don’t have |
| # WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE MF |
| too bad i’m restricted to 3 trades a week 🙁 |
| Ready for the inevitable AXIOS headline of an extension |
| Theres no percentage of zero since its nonexistent. |
| No way he's having second thoughts as so many people lining up outside in Iran. He doesn't have a heart like that. |
| Has been the case since end of March. WSB were cheering 670/700 EOW etc lol.. |
| [Down with the Sickness](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKmmGegan64&list=RDPIe-E4cCMnU&index=21)\n\n |
| High-school dropouts be like: umm yeah I'm high enough to know exactly what value SPY should be at on this Tuesday at 10:22am, down to a tenth of a percent |
| 🐻 will never come out of stone age |
| They are literally doing the "surround it with children and hope nobody bombs it" strategy |
| If we dont crash more he will actually do it |
| When can we expect Iran to call out these bullshit media companies like WSJ that put out false narratives |
| The implied move is only like 1%. Everyone is hedged to fuck, so honestly even the slightest good news means we rally and if it's a ceasefire it's going to be some insane 5% day. |
| 2k. Small account tho. Just watching everything today. Sometimes you just gotta wait till the bullshits over |
| You don't get good faith violations and can use unsettled funds to purchase stock or options. I use it in my options account. If i make a purchase and sell, I can buy that day with the unsettled funds from the options I sold without any sort of violation. As long as I don't buy more than my account balance, it all clears overnight and it's ready to go at open. |
| Can we please tap 650 today so I can offload these puts tyvm |
| This man is insane |
| It's like PornHub for tacky hats. |
| Damn dude what happened to 🍎😂 |
| Overreaction. Iranian civilizations have ended for thousands of years. This is just another layer. The market will live on. |
| Trump: “A whole civilization will die tonight”\n\nThe Iranian Protestors were supposed to save: “What did he mean by that?” |
| Beware of TACO bers, if you are holding 0dte puts, might want to take profits before they go to 0 |
| Yesterday’ news. |
| oh graph of wsp taking time out? |
| what’s different from closing yesterday tho? |
| Jesus more and more oil infrastructure getting hit, when the shock finally hits I wouldn't wanna be holding anything in the market lol |
| Can't tell if Big Orange having a Discord mod meltdown on Twitter and talking about committing a genocide is bullish or not. Help |
| Yeah its fucking goofy |
| US: Bomb that newspaper harder, we can't allow fake news to come out before our TACO announcement today |
| All this taco and mango talk is making me hungry. |
| How are we not green yet. It’s like there’s a war going on or something? |
| wen TACO |
| I did a very similar thing, insane the dump its taken |
| SHE WANTS TO DUMP |
| sorry, i might do it again. |
| Yes... I don't think there is a way of Tacoing out of this one now |
| Trump declares tweet able to rebuild refineries |
| Iranians have reportedly started gathering on bridges & power generation stations across the country to prevent them from being targeted. Sad. |
| do people not get that the time zone is always going to be eastern time. like what is not clocking to u |
| rnmby went from up to down to up...and VYM has been up all day. fucking weird |
| just face your camera rn and say " I LOVE AMERICA AND ISRAEL" and you'll be fine |
| Today appears to me as a lower high, lower low after breaking down from the 200 DMA. This could easily drop 5-7% the rest of the week if he doesn't TACO |
| Massive rally on UNH. Finally though, so undervalued. Biggest US healthcare provider. Like if oil is in healthcare... |
| 50% of 0 is still 0 |
| Massively cash gang, but distributed it across a few currencies as protection, so still down a few % points in USD valuation. Still I'll take a couple point haircut for a safety net. |
| Nah spy 640 Eod |
| a .5% bounce would do wonders right about now\n\n |
| It hasn't yet? |
| Same at about 80% cash \n\nI've been WAITING and no big dumpy 😪 |
| Only be down .88% is kinda crazy. Oil at 117, potential military escalation not seen since the start of the Russian Ukraine war and yet not even down 100 bps |
| Spy would pump 1% a day for no fuckin reason it was awesome |
| SPY real value should be 450 right now, the delusional bols and institutions are on max copium hoping for a TACO but it's already too late. Dementia has set in. OWARI DA. |
| Where is Ja Rule when you need him |
| You cant sanction the US |
| Most of my AI chats end with me F bombing the shit out of whatever I'm using |
| holy shit pick a direction |
| A senior administration official described Trump as proud of the airman rescue and in a “mode of defiance.” He remains open to diplomacy but is focused on maximum pressure on Iran, with no decisions yet on actions if a deal isn’t reached tonight \n\n\nWITH NO DECISION YET ON ACTIONS IF A DEAL ISN REACHED TONIGHT |
| Your country will be destroyed tonight. The Great Orange Kazoo God Has Spoken! |
| Bessent sends his regards. |
| George Jetson got worn out from pushing one button. |
| I still have 0DTE puts, common, there is NO WAY to taco now |
| Commence the drilling please |
| He's already setting the conditions for a giant TACO lmao |
| What timezone is the TACO deadline |
| have you considered that children were turning themselves into cars tho? and also people were eating dogs I think? |
| Up 23% YTD. |
| SPX 6500P ... fire in the hole |
| if the bombing does happen, *(I DOUBT IT)*\n\nhow much will spy gap next morning? 610 / 595 / 580 / 800 ? |
| are we nuking the bear civilization or bull civilization? |
| Deadline extension in 3….2….1 |
| Open the fuckin mouz, you hor! الحمد لله |
| > If only a tweet could rebuild a refinery. \n\nClaude, rebuild that refinery. Make no mistakes. |
| WTI front-month contract is for May right now, Brent's front-month is for June. The entire strip is in backwardation (near-term contracts cost more than long-term contracts) because of Iran. That is why WTI is trading higher than Brent right now. |
| Gotta blow out as many puts and leveraged shorts as possible before shit crashes hard. If the market crashed when expected, MM would have to payout a fuck ton in puts. |
| Honestly, the batteries are already there for personal transportation. Just got back from a spring break trip where we drove 800 miles one way in a day and 800 miles back in one day on the return in the same amount of time it has taken us in the past in a gas car. And the driving was way easier with all the new tech. It was also cheaper to drive our EV with gas over 4 a gallon because we stopped at chargers under 40 cents a kWh. |
| Lol, we already have done war crimes, we are also doing G word in Palestine. You’re funny to think anyone has the balls to sanction the King of Capitalism 💀 |
| the fuckery never ends |
| AI was suppose to make work easier - but now you’ll just procrastinate prompting it lol |
| Fucked up my options |
| 35k |
| y'all, USO is still a buy! June oil future is just 101, July is only 90, if the war does not end in 2 weeks, they all gonna fly!!!! |
| I WILL END IRAN CIVILIZATION! *SPY -0.9%* |
| Oh we're stuck again? Okay |
| It doesn't take years. Trust me on that one (look at my profile) |
| I mean the market is regarded as hell insofar as it only goes up lol. Stay mad tho. |
| Spy 660 eod |
| Don’t think 🥭 tacos here |
| That’s not the bottom. Wait until close |
| Yes |
| Nah we like LUNR around here |
| The hard rejects at 653.80!!\n\nDownwards! |
| Turns out Biden was a pretty good president who'd have thought. Much more chill days |
| 🙇♂️ |
| Some Iranian newspaper trying to pump it. |
| You’re probably right. That was triple the 10 min vol |
| 💯 |
| If they are somehow able to slam CL1 down after hours it would form a pretty convincing double top. |
| Blue ballin the big moves |
| Yeah, I got you lol |
| You type all of that and SPY will still bounce on the news bro. |
| It’s been going in a downward direction most of the market day and you’re losing on puts. You should just quit man. |
| Oil can be 200 for a decade and spy will go ATH everyday |
| Someone bought the whole market for 30 secs |
| The line won't be straight down until the attacks start. Until then algos are going to algo. |
| $645 eod plz |
| How much do headlines really matter at this point? It’s obvious Oil isn’t going to be coming down anytime soon. The amount of destruction to oil facilities just keeps rising. If only a tweet could rebuild a refinery. |
| Goes up and down |
| 5k |
| Get this man some flair holy cow this is stupid |
| I have 315p jus waiting now |
| He’s going to do some sort of strike. And that means Israel will take out Irans entire power grid if US doesn’t |
| They’re trying so hard to prop up this market that wants nothing more than to crash lol |
| CNBC said growing trend away from buying the dip to selling the rip\n\nSell the rip\n\nRip |
| Literally |
| They’ll have something bigger than that to celebrate his birthday, come on |
| Donnie Donnie, he’s our man, if he can’t annihilate them no one can |
| Just buy calls. If we do war crimes we're going to get sanctioned and our lives will be miserable anyway. Might as well take the moonshot. |
| Someone clearly has calls |
| If i upvote this before visting the great US of A will the ICE agents detain and execute me? |
| Like 50% |
| Can LUNR just die already Jesus |
| Sure |
| I'll have pollo with my TACO Tues order. Gracias. |
| 💯💯💯 |
| so calls or puts? |
| president is billionaire, owns own social media, and still puts 3 my pillow ads before his own default \*collapsed\* posts (more space for pillow and dick pill ads) |
| Oh for sure. I think it may bottom out around 50, but that's still great considering I bought most of mine under 25/oz |
| The INTC comeback is yet to gain full steam, big announcements still to come, many will wish they got in the $50s |
| \*inpatient |
| Your right, I'll wait till I hit 50k |
| how much is everyone down in the last couple weeks? tryna make myself feel better |
| A whole civilization will die tonight, and that civilization is ber |
| This |
| 🫶😘🫶 |
| Cmon just drop to 649 |
| Maybe being considered a *redacted* state for the rest of their existance. But I'm not sure if they care. |
| i have tons of 0DET puts, FUK FUK |
| PANIC!!!!!!!!!!! CHAOS!!!!!!! |
| I’m going to paint my celling red. |
| Peace talks going well - Tehran |
| People aren't really grasping that the markets will move like they did after liberation day. Trump says a lot of things that seem bearish but we've already seen a pretty big dip since the start of the war. There's still uncertainty and volatility, but continued military involvement doesn't mean new dips have to happen.\n\nSPY is still about 3.5% off last week's bottom and the price action indicates there's no appetite to revisit that even with the alleged action that may or may not happen tonight. Even if something does happen, if it's significant enough for Iran to show signs of yielding (lmao, but maybe) that would imply the war scaling back which is bullish. |
| Getting rekt with exactitude |
| Sure bro, sure |
| A ceasefire before EOD will send SPY +3%, lotto callls can be bangers 💥 |
| liquidity sweep, i.e. manipulation. |
| Ya know maybe putting epstein’s cohort in charge isn’t the best idea that big brained americans came up with 🤡🎪 |
| Im going on vacation in a week. Trump please save the nukes until 4/20 |
| This |
| Donnie got left on read lmao |
| i blew up my portfolio with MSFT calls at 410 and quadrupled down until 380 |
| If only our country wasn't full of fucking idiots |
| It could have. Yellen deserves a huge amount of blame imho |
| i blew up my portfolio with MSFT calls at 410 and quadrupled down until 380 |
| time when barren takes a shit, they'll buy calls right after for the chicken-out |
| lil insider candle, time for 660 |
| mine |
| I think he moved the deadline to Tuesday to troll people that say Taco Tuesday since I believe he always intended to blow up Kharg Island. |
| Yep and his supporters genuinely believe he cares about them and that he’s an honest man. Plenty of them in my own family.\n\nReally opened my eyes to how easily societies are manipulated by propaganda and personality. The masses are just fucking stupid and will back all kinds of atrocities without even being aware of it. All bc Dear Leader tells them things are great. Scary shit. |
| He'll wipe out the Iranians and my port |
| well u can guarantee if hes gonna declare victory or delay the deadline or w/e that someone will get the whisper first |
| You mfers are delusional if you think the people with the real money are going to let their influence and power take a hit. They’re setting their bets up before 🥭 backtracks |
| AAPL saved by the wall again. If it ever makes it to 242… zoinks. |
| #Even praising Allah can't save bol's portfolio from total destruction LMAO🤌 |
| I’m talking about negotiations, not troops. It doesn’t even seem that anyone’s mediating except potentially China |
| 🚨 STATE-RUN TEHRAN TIMES NEWSPAPER ON X: DIPLOMATIC AND INDIRECT CHANNELS OF TALKS WITH THE US ARE NOT CLOSED\n\nlol |
| Also they long for the annihilation of society for their ugly little gratifications |
| NVDA cult needs to get wrekt |
| D(eceptive) E(thicless) A(dulterous) L(iar) |
| \*stocks do anything\*\n\nFucking troglodyte redditors: yeah no when I hit my bong this ain't what I predicted, I think the CIA is pumping this |
| Believe it or not nuclear war is actually insanely bullish because fewer people alive means less demand for gas means lower price of gas means roaring economy. GO!! |
| nobody voted for this. I doubt Iran was even mentioned during the campaign. It's too fucking bad Kamala didn't have a better laugh. |
| Rocket up, stairs down |
| Wtf |
| 117 a barrel and retards still bUyInG tHe dIp |
| Shorting SPY options today could easily help you recover those losses. |
| Not yet. He will signal double down |
| UN resolution gonna send this to the moon |
| you r welcome |
| Crude is absolutely ripping |
| Same, all time is -30k now |
| Real estate |
| Insiders front running peace deal |
| What was that candle? |
| looks like scheduled 11.15 buy, no? |
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| Something knows someone |
| truthsocial got more ads and popups than p0rnhub |
| AAPL calls? |
| Tehran: Diplomatic and indirect channels of talks with us are not closed. \n\nyeah pump it |
| 660 close that was phase 1 of the fucking crazy bs |
| What a day to be gay |
| Short evey pump. Free money |
| That’s nothing. Jump will be if it goes green 1-2% outta nowhere |
| Those fuckers sure are some snowflakes when u mention fat ankles |
| Cap |
| Do it for the team |
| I'm doing the same, usually I buy a spx option it goes down 20-100$ then once it hits profit I sell, held an spx put halfway through that drop could've made more but still happy. |
| That he's going to kill everyone. Or something like that. |
| You know there's a secret room full of rich fucks that know exactly what trump is going to do (because they told him to) and are going to make a shitload of money off of whatever happens after hours today. |
| It’s Barron’s burner. The likes are all femboys and bimbo tits. |
| # |
| I've done the opposite a couple times |
| what the hell just happened to SPY 3 minutes ago um crazy liquidity grab??? |
| No it would have been avoided if Americans would not have voted for him. Just about anybody would be better. |
| sell them |
| We must find the leaker guys |
| Its just pre taco ing |
| Down only 30 now |
| 645 eod |
| How |
| Barron Trump just bought millions in calls |
| What do we think the bottom is for tesla, buy under $310? |
| I’m in the UK and it works? |
| bers actually think war is bearish lol |
| Hey wait, do it again. I'm ready this time. |
| No point in trying to trade the current market, it's purely random at this point. All news come after market close and market open is just chop to fuck option holders. Good luck. |
| Fighting for my mf life on this work commode. Feel bad for anyone who comes in here. Courtesy flush isn’t helping lmao. |
| Why is the candle falling. Keep going. |
| SPY jump |
| suck my balls im winning are you? |
| Yeah nah someone knows something |
| Buy the hummus dip |
| I know the moment is sell my puts they’ll dump the fuck out of it |
| Y’all remember when 🥭 tried to 🌮 out of COVID? “We will be fine by Easter!” “Just stop counting infections” How did that go? |
| So we should all sell stocks to prevent nuclear apocalypse, on it |
| This is probably barron loading up on 0dte calls for taco |
| i blew up my portfolio man |
| Calls and puts are so expensive. Wth |
| sell calls |
| https://preview.redd.it/noegryq9cstg1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b00d10fe75368539108cd520b073c323c9f8089d\n\nthe only trading card game for bro |
| Some chud ass mod banned me for talking shit about his orange savior and I contested and won. Get fuuuucked. wsb still fucking ass tho |
| Lots of buy volume👀 |
| Mango salsa in my taco |
| are you fucking kidding me what the fuck was that |
| So how much you gained from this pull |
| Loool wtf was that green dong i bailed out of calls |
| Two fake as fuck pump attempts today the insiders must know he’s going to back out at the last minute I’m closing my puts fuck this |
| What you just saw was insiders putting in their positions before the tweet |
| 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 |
| Bridges to sell, burn, and bomb. |
| Yk all things considered, -1% ain’t even bad lol. I’m still up bigly on calls |
| Just buy calls on red days |
| Wait what happened |
| Quick sweep to the vwap and we begin the decent to hell. Good luck everyone |
| It is literally illegal to not have a daily V into scam pump |
| We'll see over the next couple of years after more earnings results. |
| did mango taco |
| Yeah wtf is going on with spy |
| Yeah it was beautiful |
| What pump |
| TACO |
| PUTS support to PRINT today, FUK |
| truth social is blocked outside the US, what did he say? |
| \*average reddit comment abt how dumb americans and bols are\* |
| Almost as if this was totally predictable from the beginning… |
| This shit is pumping wtf |
| Nope, just later today is what he said |
| The denial came after Vance said U.S. forces have tools they "so far haven’t decided to use" to enforce an ultimatum from President Donald Trump. The White House responded on X, stating: "Literally nothing @VP said here ’implies’ this, you absolute buffoons."\n\nWho’s running this X account? |
| Hahahah lmao. No. |
| JFK got shot |
| Feel something bad is happening man. Feels like imma puke. In the meantime, going to work meetings like nothing is happening |
| Bears are like orcs—victory always eludes their grasp. |
| Options:\n\n1. TACO\n2. Iran and 🥭 laugh it off and remember when they were friends\n3. Iran and its people are turned into dusty imprints on walls\n4. The military is sacrificed for oil prices because of an unpopular war\n5. Nothing happens (out of stock) |
| Short all pumps |
| #truthsocial in 2026 is CNN, 🤡 🌍 |
| You're right, that's fair. |
| Jared and Barron to make money. And like the hundredth attempt to crash the market based on project '25 bs |
| Mango can't afford to taco and he can't afford to strike, the dumbass painted himself in a corner. literally zero strategic thinking |
| [The Only](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2cd5JyPR5o&list=RDPIe-E4cCMnU&index=17) |
| that was some insane volume on that spy green dildo, someone knows something? |
| That's the neat part, we're already in it lol |
| What the fake fuck was this candle just now? |
| “Feeling cute, might eradicate Iran, might not. \n\nMay delete later.” |
| Games - nothing but games\n\nAll it takes is one large block order with an outsized bid price |
| What happened? |
| Wtf happen? |
| Starting to wonder if there was just 1 too many TACO jokes… |
| why pump |
| exact same pattern? |
| So this means we won, right?\n\n\nRight??? |
| #YEP THERE IT IS\n\nALWAYS A SCAM PUMP |
| Just fucking called it 2 mins ago, regarded ass market |
| Spot on |
| It is simple. They think it will be over quickly. You can go look at oil and gasoline future contracts in August and September. Apparently people think oil is just going to drop back down $80 per barrel after the war.\n I guess they think all of the damaged refineries are not an issue as long as the straight gets traffic flowing again. Seems too optimistic to me. |
| Holy taco |
| Good one. He can't taco without looking like a total pussy. Iran already responded and told him to fuck off. Pakistan said they aren't taking to Iran anymore. \n\nThere isn't any fake communication for him to try to use. He can't say they are negotiating to open the strait. \n\nHe goes through with it or looks weak. Which one of these will this guy go with? |
| Are you serious |
| Lmao |
| LMAO, this is just fuckin' stupid |
| I would like to take a moment to say thank you.\n\nIn general.\n\nFor everything. |
| Ty bro |
| Holy sht I just instantly double on that candle |
| But you’ll thank me at the EOD |
| ??? |
| Damn that jump was wild lol |
| Guess it's taco time |
| yeah..naw my port value was 110k 2 months ago |
| Iran has stopped negotiations with the US good luck bulls |
| https://preview.redd.it/go9z3b41cstg1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e427831df0cd7965965343b3c97722c33876f25\n\n |
| post it or fake |
| War over, thank you for your attention to this matter |
| It doesn't matter which position you took in. This market will screw both sides |
| Mango not going to nuke Iran this natural consequence of him frittering away all other escalation rhetoric on farming volatility. No other threat seem credible and after tomorrow the nuke threat not credible either |
| The strait was open and everyone was happy. Then little epstein and his friends got exposed and decided to screw the world over to distract from their pedophilia. Now europe and asia has to fix the us shtting all over us because they are run by pedos? Yeah no thank you, I have extensive public transportation in my country so oil prices aren’t that big of a deal to me. Price of goods might go up, but its all the us fault and they will suffer higher prices as well for voting the way they did. No one in Europe or Asia should die to clean up America's mess. |
| It will take a one tweet to reverse the market. |
| why is he still employed? |
| this is all so crazy that calls seems like the play |
| Highest volume of the day big green candle on SPY, happening now. |
| shrek time |
| MY 0DET PUTS are going 0!\n\nMother FUKER |
| You're a very stable genius |
| Yeah |
| taco tuesday cancelled. gorditas on the menu today bois. \n\n**G**ame \n**O**ver \n**R**ally \n**D**ead \n**I**mminent \n🥭 \n**A**nnihilation |
| Buy some 255C leaps. You're welcome. |
| Incredibly obvious reverse-TACO tonight |
| LMAO |
| Just wait till the recession hits too |
| Distraction from the Epstein files |
| Uhhhh… |
| For these poors, probably. |
| Guys I don’t think he’s bluffing.\n\nI don’t feel too good Mr president |
| A decent request 👌. |
| UNH bulls finally getting rewarded you know what im happy for them 🥺 |
| Get ready for the V |
| Why not both? |
| Is there an official time? |
| Only if you turn it into $1600 again (or $160k) |
| “Iran cuts off communication with U.S. ahead of 8 p.m. deadline – report”\n\nAs if they were even talking to begin with |
| it means actual buyers are worried brent will not be deliverable at all and they need to secure actual supply. |
| Taco Season Finale drops tonight at 4:30 pm EST. Get your $650 4/8 calls beforehand cuz this is rocketing on pure bullshittium |
| USO yearns for 150 |
| Kinda miss the 300+ genders days |
| checks.... he's right |
| Iran be like “Folding is for pussy. I never fold. 🥭can bomb us. Fuck em.” |
| I NEED A PUMP... I am regarded AF... believed the hopium and now my port will die today along with another civilization 😭 |
| Nuclear war priced in here comes the V |
| scammer bro |
| Honestly with how little this dump is, it is practically a pump |
| 🥭 already showing signs of taco on his fox interview |
| What will hit 700 first, SPY or a barrel of oil |
| Since OP sold calls and bought puts, I guess we hit market bottom lol. |
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| wen drill team six? |
| Yes. You're in good company. |
| Nukes? Nukes for everyone! Believe it or not, Bullish! |
| Outside of Israel wanting the entire Middle East what was the point of this whole thing again? |
| The saddest people are the ones who think the president will make an impact on their lives…\n\nAnecdotal, but I only say Mango flags on the poorest houses. |
| Wendy’s dumpster |
| No, but turning $10000 into $1600 is |
| idk but that's what bloomberg reported this morning |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 648.0 before 07-Apr-2026 11:10 AM -05 |
| I thought it, you said it... |
| I might be down 55% on my spx calls but they can go up 200% in any moment. Any moment now |
| !banbet |
| Hell yeah |
| Not sure. It's just a rumor so could be false. I'd wait for the next rally then short since Tesla is in a downtrend anyway |
| Surviver |
| I love 2026. So much winning 🤡🤡 |
| Let us have this. It's been a rough decade. |
| My port is 50/50 HOOD and AAPL stock. Am I retarded? |
| When I was hitting licks I don’t think i ever told them when I was going to do it. Don clearly has never done this before. |
| It’s so obvious that 🫵 are retarded. Probably bought calls smh |
| Well also need them to run from the blasts when nuclear war breaks out. Bullish. |
| Rubio saying there will be news about Iran later today. \nBarron just needs to make his moves before they release them |
| where's all the guys who were saying it was gonna pump today? |
| Them Gravy Seals are real quiet right now lmao |
| then why are my calls down 25% |
| Everybody slept on HTZ and CAR |
| Tomorrow's gonna be green no matter what happens tonight isn't it |
| She’s like 12. This guy definitely been to Epstein island 🤨 |
| I’m down so much fucking money |
| Thank you! Now, it’s officially hilarious and legit. |
| THE ART OF THE DEAL FOLKS |
| Full employment! |
| You think any economy or market cares about Iran? Agree with your statement except market caring part |
| Without the context it sounded like a major mistake lol |
| Is turning $1600 into $10,000 worth a post? |
| He is looking forward to his retirement bro.. leave the poor guy alone. He got enough stress from the Oval office daily lol.. |
| who knew we were in a market that transfers the money from the patient to the impatient |
| What are the benefits of having a margin account and not using the margin? |
| Donny didn't throw out his capitulation tweet in time.. SPY below 652 new resistance |
| We're through it now |
| Sure either. I was asking about when he is going to sell out of Tesla but if you have a strategy I’m curious |
| I forgot to say thank you for another opportunity to lose money on Microsoft |
| made a solid $16.98 today |
| Not like his robots are gonna do what he says they'll do |
| pussy |
| WTF is texas oil $6 per barrel higher than Brent? Don't remember that, but it must be a tell of some sort. |
| They dropped after The Board got brought out. We’ll drop here after strikes launch. |
| Or just whoop your lil bros ass until he quits whining |
| Inverse Cramer. |
| It believes what it wants to believe for as long as it can lol it's a joke |
| Is it gonna make shareholders a shitload of money here? No. They could’ve been making much more money if they grew a brain |
| The more equities dump and oil rips, the more likely mango will taco tonight. If spx is down more than -1% into the close, I'll be loading up opex call spreads |
| Finally a little vindication for the bears |
| Some regards will buy call eod. That including me. I’m regard. |
| spy barely down 1% 🐻 are celebrating! This gonna fly eod |
| Should I sue my broker? I fat fingered 50 contracts of SPX yesterday at 3:58pm 0DTE expiry and lost $7k |
| # "SPY 680 EOW"\n\n\- *Some bitch in a cardboard box* |
| Die TSLA die |
| All of this could have been avoided if people were simply ok with pooping and peeing next to other genders…. |
| If we go above 120 and stay there for a while the world economy starts to really feel it, right? |
| no, money is transferred from the iomnpatient to the patient. as soon as i buy its gonnna tank |
| He’s signaling a TACO |
| #Stupid ass bol LMAO🤌 |
| Last year he brought the board of tariffs out\n\n\nThis year it’ll be a screen of weapons selections lmao |
| Thanks you AIXI |
| JPow, if you can hear us, please save us 🙏 |
| Incredibly obvious TACO tonight |
| Nacho tuesday |
| I got room for a couple in my cab |
| maybe i shouldn't fly back from europe on friday |
| It would be funny if TSLA shits thru the floor months before the SpaceX IPO and gets the banks worried about the $2T IPO valuation |
| Nobody ever tell me ever again that the Market is forward thinking. |
| Wow you can watch the immediate reaction when the Yen clears 160 spy begins to dump |
| that’s bullish, markets will pump non-stop |
| I looked that up once - Never again... |
| You’re going down the drain |
| Mother of all v’s incoming, first move is fake and ghey |
| BlackBerry earnings will pull us out of this rut |
| COD4 story line going to become real when Marines invade |
| Payless |
| if the world ends we'd have a great movie script with the artemis astronauts still in space |
| Lmao fuck this. Any second now a single green candle is gonna pump most of this away, and then maybe we continue to grind |
| Still wild that markets dropped harder on liberation day than during a war that’s threatening a global inflationary crisis on par with what we saw in 2022 |
| he certainly made himself and his friends richer... It'll trickle down at some point! |
| Mmm warm printer paper |
| LUNR just dump cmon |
| Today* |
| AIXI is making me rich. |
| “Always”. No. Not always. If you don’t know what you’re doing, then sure, “always”. \nIf you know what you’re doing and hedging or scalping premiums, instead of gambling, it’s not so speculative. |
| That too |
| I’ve been a bear these past few weeks but it’s actually really sad seeing what’s going on. \n\nMoney you can make back but people you can’t. |
| This is going under 650 by noon. |
| i mean i made ytd +37,8% |
| n |
| it is taco tuesday |
| When is it happening or when to short? |
| isn't he using the factories to produce robots? why would he sell |
| I get mad when I lose money, I get mad when I make money and leave shit at the table, this is a scam |
| The Glowing Sea from Fallout 4 |
| are we about to fucking nuke iran what the fuck |
| People who think that the strikes won't happen today think Iran will give up their largest bargaining chip and 🥭 thinks about things in terms other than his ego |
| Loaded qqq calls right here |
| The rug is coming tmrw where he 🌮 and we end up drilling anyways |
| If you're having a rough day, remember some people bought OKLO at 180 |
| Obamnaaaaaaaaa! |
| I'm fearful of tonight and what this mother fucking mango will do.\n\nSo many civilians going to suffer. And the market will get uber fucked tomorrow |
| the fuckd up part is, all this could have been avoided if they just gave him a THE peace prize.. mf make a fake one and give him.. you know, like when you give your little bro a ps5 controller that aint plugged in? |
| Someone needs to get 🍊 interested in the peace prize again. |
| yeah but it could go to 60 |
| If you think about nuking Iran would be the dumbest play. You invade it for the oil and now you’re just destroying that resource forever. Brain blast. \n\nSPY 670c 4/9 |
| Can we split SPY in half please im 80% cash and looking to DCA. Thank you for you’re attention to this matter |
| Founder wants to short his company because Cramer said something good about said company. |
| for what? Congress could stop it now, but they are afraid of taking control |
| might be an epic V |
| You should probably take a break big dawg |
| He is behind child support payments |
| This guy plays chicken with trains |
| Sorry to hear that bro. Take off that VR headset and all will be fine |
| clever bastard! |
| He told fox 8pm is happening strap in guys |
| Just feels like time is not moving |
| > war escalating\n\n> oil prices not coming down in months/years\n\n> nukes get mentioned \n\nSPY: best I can do is -1% |
| Apple going down due to AIXI lawsuit. |
| AVGO 🚀 |
| Lmao, imagine declaring war while with the Easter bunny |
| Yeah, but does it make a shitload of money? Yes. |
| Another 3k... can't make myself stay short like I'd want to. He's already pre-taco'ing |
| EXPORT DEMOCRACY |
| If it's nuclear war tonight just know that this community is the most regarded I have found on the internet and that for fleeting moments I experienced a true sense of belonging |
| AVGO announced a long term deal with Google yesterday, that's why it's up |
| Is something bout to get nuked that isn't my portfolio for once?! |
| Imagine voting for 🥭 in 2024 thinking 🥭 would make you richer |
| It didn't hit $68 back in 2021 because of energy shock. It was because South Korea announced a giant investment on the back of peak COVID hysteria and memes. |
| 🚨 |
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| Hear me out: calls on Nike. \n\nEveryone will be buying walking shoes when they can no longer afford $36/gal gas. |
| lol what a dumbass. You deserve this shit |
| Daenerys spontaneously deciding to burn down civilization in one episode was realistic after all |
| You think Barron bought puts or calls? |
| Just canceled my vacation & delaying home remodels. Saving every penny I can from Wendy's 🫰 |
| *written by ai* |
| Just sell while you’re still alive |
| Ok it went down for 15min, it’ll randomly rip back up for no reason… |
| LUNR wtf |
| I interpret "We will deal with the infrastructure of the United States and its partners in the Persian Gulf in such a way that they will be deprived of the region's oil and gas for years" to mean that they will severely damage gulf coast country oil/gas field equipment, terminals and refineries -- the infrastructure that extracts and moves these resources. And that stuff takes years to repair or rebuild and bring back online. |
| It's not going back to 30. |
| 1 minute and I took profit ffs calm down crazy bastards. |
| Coward |
| Kim Jong Un is laughing. Telling his friends will you look at the MFer |
| He already did this morning by quoting a bit of scripture that the Talebangelicans around Kegsbreath have interpreted to mean that the Rapture and Jesus 2.0 starts with a nuclear war in the Middle East. |
| I think it'll be fine. I mean it's all fine right, no need to panic buy the potassium iodide. Which listed company produces that btw? |
| What is this? A dip for ants? |
| Oil can be 200 for a decade and spy will go ATH everyday. They will just make more fake money that’s all |
| AAPL chart looks like a side profile topographic map of the Mariana trench right now |
| AAPL leading the way down goddamn |
| In at 0.11 |
| Down 4% ytd with global conflict, tariffs, and sky high input costs. Seems legit. How much longer does the dance go on |
| Until then, I'm just going to watch my puts and VFAP |
| Wen limit down? |
| Honestly good advice. Options is a zero sum game. You buy it as insurance. You’re not going to beat the system. |
| It was me |
| Yes but it will make your penis look smaller |
| WTF ?? PUTS are going 0 ? |
| I'm not sure if there's going to be any support under this market tonight ... unlikely\n\nit was a f ponzi anyway |
| Apple 255 would be hilarious |
| Market trying to ignore the reality |
| Ok which one of you bought puts |
| BREAKING: theta has run out of steam and tagged in his boy bear to keep the bang going on me whilst my portfolio sits in the comfy corner chair chuckling at banger embassy memes. |
| What is AAPL trying to find that low? |
| How is there a regime change if the civilization is dead? Does he mean there is no more regime? 🧐 |
| This isn’t looking good at all |
| Oil rips after London close |
| yeah that makes way more sense honestly. 50k/month is actually way more realistic then the get-rich-quick stuff I see people posting lol. I've been chasing those home runs when I should probably just be grinding steady wins like you are. tbh I hadn't really thought about it that way - having a solid capital pool to buy dips and DCA is like playing on easy mode compared to what I do with my smaller account. |
| [Bodies](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYcbfc_UB6M&list=RDPIe-E4cCMnU&index=15) |
| Did they also threaten to nuke your career if you didn't comply to their demands? |
| Oh look, another massive bounce\n\nThis isn't fear |
| V |
| When he starts saying insane shit like whole civilizations will end, you know he about to 🌮. Get ready to load up on calls boys. |
| kinda wild that silver is still trading above 70 |
| Okay whos buying the taco dip |
| idk, man. Poots are so expensive |
| just bought a car from carvana yesterday |
| He threatened to nuke boools tonight LMAO |
| This is one of those times where I do not want to be right, so let’s hope calmer heads prevail |
| Chin up bud, the gains (or losses) await |
| Mentally retarded 🤷♀️ |
| You called it |
| 100%. AIXI is the move this week. |
| I don't even understand what I'm reading honestly |
| Kharg Island? More like "AARGH" island, amirite? I'm available for birthday parties and funerals. |
| Clock ittttt |
| A very real possibility. \n\nCuba might be next, though. He's already fucked them by cutting off oil except for a Russian tanker. There would be less resistance by the rest of the world than Greenland |
| Wow…again PLUG? still haven’t sold since pandemic |
| cant wait for random V to green |
| true. |
| It’s called denial…it’s like the early days of Covid |
| Don’t threaten me with a buying opportunity! |
| Every sell has a buyer so someone always has something to sell |
| When though |
| SAME |
| "Hey we're in the news......*oshitoshitoshit*" |
| Oh yeah then we get bitched at for being woke |
| Talks must exist to improve |
| Soon |
| Will Artemis be able to catch up to USO? |
| RIP BOL |
| TSLA @ 250 when? |
| Last time CAR was moving like this is squeezed 200% in 1 day. \n\n\nLETS GOOOO\n\nCAR + CVNA 🚗🚗🚗🚗🤯🤯🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| TIME FOR THE V |
| Downnnn |
| I just don’t know how Europe/Asia can afford to let this escalate further, they have to be involved in ending this somehow |
| Rumors are that Elon is gonna sell out of TSLA to focus on SpaceX. If true, TSLA is a lifetime short opportunity |
| Spx 6600 because fuck your puts |
| Intel jumping on that Musk grift train.... |
| Ill just pick up few cheap calls sit this one out i know what happens to MF who bet against 🇺🇸 |
| That’s a pretty good deal. The hard TACOs? |
| 630 |
| He’s good for markets guys. |
| You must have a very well paying job |
| +50% on my cheap VIX calls today |
| You just know he's crashing the market so his buddies can all buy in, then he'll post last min deal secured I saved the day |
| Can I get surgery to make my nose bigger? |
| Just want to witness the fabled circuit breaker |
| I have cut all diplomatic channels with my boss and will not be negotiating any work to be completed at this time. |
| The fact it’s only down 1% is a miracle tbh |
| Avgo and Intel didn’t get the memo today |
| How are we not dropping harder with oil doing this |
| If it loses 650, clear drop to 640. |
| They are April fools |
| Woah. Link? |
| Accepting my 653 calls are toast |
| Yes but hear me out Israel told you to |
| My girlfriend just broke up with me, there is nothing this market can do that will hurt me or make me happy in a while. |
| Iran bros. Launch a missle to let me know when to buy calls pls. Thx |
| Donnie, Iran doesn’t want to talk to you anymore. You can’t 🌮 . |
| Anthropic is getting in on this too \n\nhttps://www.anthropic.com/news/google-broadcom-partnership-compute |
| Prob not. Markets just got slapped down hard at moving averages. Solidifies the lower high for continuation. |
| It’s under sold based on what’s about to happen buddy you need to start coping now so you can get through this |
| Time for the floor to give out!! |
| Green by lunch. No fasting today. It’s taco Tuesday |
| Lemmon Party chat? |
| Iran this, Iran that. I only care about the time I RAN a 6 minute mile |
| America needs to wake the fuck up |
| Bye bye Tesla |
| I’m so paranoid about 🥭 tweeting something I’m taking profits whenever I’m up 20-30% \n\nI’m missing out on a lot of money fuk |
| on the 1 minute chart? |
| Alright I’m buying a tesla, adios AUDI… |
| I really think he’s not bluffing this time and is gonna level the place to set an example for his further conquest of the holy land, Greenland |
| Oversell this dick loser lol |
| Ghislaine’s sipping Mai Tai’s in beach prison right now laughing with her girly pops |
| BEARS BTFO. V INCOMING |
| I got 10 puts contracts and still holding. Hope you will be ok bro!😎 |
| Imagine hearing “No new wars” and falling for that shit lmAO |
| FYI this is still barely a fucking dip\n\nWhere is the -3% |
| He's a homosexual obviously |
| Do you believe in life after love |
| bols r fuk |
| are cars dangerous?\n\nyes, but that should never stop you from getting in one. |
| Sitting in calls and waiting for that tweet 🥭 \n\nYou don't want me to work Wendy's tonight, right 🥭? |
| When do we get to that point where it’s like ok we sold everything |
| bum ass virus |
| the 1s chart to algos is like 1m to us |
| My smooth brain can't handle all of this |
| God damn. Oil flying. |
| Less of a drop to rock bottom so everything looks better from there |
| why would biden do this |
| Anthropic is part of this too \n\nhttps://www.anthropic.com/news/google-broadcom-partnership-compute |
| All in Tesla puts? This is the real one now isnt it? Finally this thing will crash |
| Next leg down |
| spy is disgustingly oversold |
| AIXI being a safe haven wow |
| 🥭 on fox said attack will happen at 8pm if no deal |
| Will dipshit make a statement or no? |
| The right time to sell was yesterday |
| Tsla holy shit |
| Time to see if 🥭 is a paper tiger |
| Sold earlier this morning. Classic paper hand but I’ll take the profits tbh |
| Civil War? |
| i short tesla on shit earnings they rise. \n\ni buy calls on shit earnings tesla dumps three -5% days. nice |
| Let's try another fake V. |
| Buying puts while they're cheap and we're in the middle of a war with oil on the rise doesn't seem that bold big dog |
| Good news: USO calls gonna print!\n\n\n\nBad news: we all gon die lmao |
| How long until the nuke option is mentioned |
| Only a complete idiot would think that. You definitely belong here |
| I just dropped a bomb in the restroom 😦🤌 |
| Wait you didn’t buy uso and chill? |
| Cha ching. Puts printing hard (although I am red for the day due to my port drilling to the Earth's core). |
| The civilization ending tonight was the bulls all along 🐂🔪 praise be to allah 🙏 |
| WTI chilling at **$117.50** |
| Dell Taco has three regular 🌮 for 2.49 today, but you'll just keep scrolling. |
| Brother get on a high horse thats 90 million people |
| Pro tip: watch What happens shortly after the TACO. What's the strongest? Tech? Memory Stocks? BTC (yuck)? Gold? That could be a clue to what runs for a couple of weeks. |
| Hey where that Tesla Roadster from April 1st event that was promised? /s\n\nIf a car company can’t see to make a fast car anymore, they’re toast.\n\nAnd people say to me “Ah but it’s a software company”. Sell the software to whom if car sales keep crashing and they can seem to make a new model.. Aquaman? |
| It’s almost like we’re all just shit posting ideas we have but lack any conviction in to see if anyone else will bite on the idea, at least that’s what I do |
| Iran about to find out why America has shit healthcare, decaying infrastructure, an insane national debt, and high taxes |
| Trump: 8 PM is happening. Unprecedented attack on Iran could still unfold, but that could change if talks improve today - Fox News |
| Yeah, that’s the shape that bombs make when they go off when the dust kicks up |
| We are short, medium, and long term fucked lmao |
| Green by noon 😌 |
| I liked it slot more when my spy calls were itm like 20 mins ago |
| That's always been his strategy. |
| No lube |
| Isn't that the entire point of all corporations?!? |
| Fidelity is down, anyone else fucked? I got ODTE i need to tweak on. |
| The moment I see Trump posting some shit about deals, I am closing my positions. |
| Can someone explain, if it costs more in petrol to get to work than you earn at your job is this bullish for the economy? |
| We might see $120 a barrel today |
| epic V or no ? |
| No |
| That's great it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes and aeroplanes, Lenny Bruce is not afraid |
| Below 602 is actual BTFD zone and the absolute floor is 17-18x PE around $533. Barring another 08 or 1929 533 likely doesn’t get even close to touched. Best bet is probably 602 then sideways for a while until rate situation is clarified |
| Have you all forgotten about the files yet? |
| I think we’ll see 600 before 700 sadly |
| What’s Barron’s position right now I want to copy him |
| I’m too scared to get in on puts, I feel like it’s gonna get rugged pulled and with the current premiums, it’s too much of a risk |
| Wynn has a new casino next to the Strait\n\nAt least people will be gambling less\n\nI hope |
| Ya.... I dunno if I'm just retarded or what, but I'm loading calls here. |
| Ok that’s good enough for me, closing my puts now. This shits untradeable |
| Cause the screen is on the table, and I can't see it!?!? |
| Any new bag holders here? |
| up a grand on puts. we all may die tonight, but at least i have unrealized gains. |
| Tesla going under 290 by the end of April |
| oldest play in the ole playbook. |
| I bought my tesla puts 1 year too early 🫠 |
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| Appreciate the kind words. I don’t have any groundbreaking thoughts, but here’s my advice\n\n1. OUTSOURCE your brain. Just like how you (hopefully) trust scientists, doctors, experts, find people who’ve made historically good calls and listen to what they say. I have no time or desire to learn to read charts. Let others do it\n\n2. Don’t be afraid to pivot. I’ve never invested in metals before, but after someone I follow started posting silver charts last year, I went all in. I got in heavy crypto early, believed it would change the world, and got out 10 years later. Etc\n\n3. Don’t “buy the dip”, just buy the trends. I don’t time anything’s I just make convicted bets\n\n4. Cut losers and double down on winners. Losing a trade is part of it. Don’t go down with the ship. Just keep piling into your winners\n\nHope that helps |
| Anyone else just sell their spx options whenever they're free by 10-20%? |
| A lot of people here deserve what's coming honestly. |
| nuh uh |
| No it isn't. |
| Linda! Get me Charles Schwab on the phone! I need to sell some things. |
| Wonder if Spy is really going under 650 today |
| Nah. They don't need to for the market to pump |
| I don’t think nukes are a real concern. I think the main worry of the administration is not getting a bunch of soldiers killed before midterms.\n\nBut they will do that and spin this war to be more important than it is. I’d wager a super messy ground war happens, but no nukes… and this dumbass market wouldn’t care about either. |
| Why threaten bombing After hours? Because we’re going to shrek, duh. |
| For fuck sake |