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| u mean french fries |
| You lost out on a days labor you’ll be fine |
| I do as well |
| This is terrible advice btw |
| So many clowns here earlier were cursing a small country in the Middle East "wished it eradicated" just because SPY dropped 1% |
| lare |
| People say murderers are crazy. People that don’t wear headphones on a plane. Much crazier.. |
| trust bro is the exact phrase that gets you liquidated. post the positions or get rekt. |
| If he held he'd be here exercising his right to shit talk and rub it in everyone's face. But for his sake I hope he held. |
| lol I was gonna do that too |
| Hold on here! \n\nI just made a claim. I can't exactly prove it\n\nJust trust bro |
| what are options\n\n \ni just bought 15 msft options |
| Vm does CAR have more room to drop? |
| It fucked better or my calls are fucked son |
| Happy cake day |
| If even intel is up then we are really in a bull market. \n\nSpy 800 EOY |
| Dead. Buried. Rolling in the grave. |
| $CAR gunna keep dumping, or was I too late to the shindig? |
| Yeah it’s like 60% or some shit |
| It's only a problem if you suck at it. |
| i literally sold some shares yesterday lmaooo wtf is wrong with us |
| And fu for not sharing bro! |
| You trade every day or just watch everyday? |
| Yes, keep an eye on it. Some will fail due to AI\n\nThe other will come soaring back because the leverage AI\n\nI am just tooooooooooo early! |
| I made negative dollars today, this shit ain't right\n\nWhat happened to the stock market I ~~love~~ gamble blindly on |
| AMD what the actual fuck?!?\n\nMy shares are happy, but I definitely didn’t need to buy those hedge puts today… |
| TACO has evolved from TWO WEEKS to THREE WEEKS. I am very proud of the maturity here |
| Exactly same boat brother. But i have enough dry powder to pour in soxs once it reverses which will be brutal. I feel next week will decide. Its all abt how long can u hold. I also hold some naked calls at 80 fml. Will just roll them though . |
| Because reality will set in and it will go back to shit just like before |
| Apparently watching stocks all day everyday is an “addiction” aka “gambling” what does my family and friends know? They aren’t doctors |
| How does one get assigned a single share? |
| Well he was wrong about the importance of panther lake. He would have made more with SanDisk to be fair. \n\n\nIntel is just reacting to all other tech stocks, product wise AMD have them beat. Both will stop climbing once the new cpus come out in China though. |
| Intc. Wtf |
| I bought $2k INTC back when it fell… held strong until I sold it all yesterday… nice 🙄 |
| Sadly |
| At my company, we use AI to create very rough drafts of artworks that we need in order to avoid the iterative back and forth with artists at the beginning of a project (each with their own draft), allowing them to focus on the final piece for longer.\n\nEverything that ends up in the game is made by an artist because we need a coherent art style and soul behind it. AI feels so souless we can't bring ourselves to ever ship it. |
| Believe it or not: Puts (inverse me for profit) |
| I reckon he sold when it crashed. No way he wouldn’t have come back to post an update given what happened to the price. |
| why are we all such massochists |
| Any chance INTC opens at 90 or are my calls fucked? |
| Amd is moving better than Intel on its own earnings wtf |
| We made a lower low 🫣 |
| You know that someone at all the brokerage firms knows of a handful of traders that always get it right due to inside trading and you know they cannot say shit because they’d expose some seriously corrupt shit |
| I think tomorrow Netflix will hit 97 |
| Save puts what are you smoking. It would have to drop 35% from its current AH price for even ATM puts to have a chance. |
| I...\n\n# QUIT!\n\nMAN IT FEELS GOOD TO SAY!!!!!\n\nOne day.\n\n🥲 |
| Cmon TSLA, you'll make chips too, go up! |
| Always hold bro |
| That soldier who bet on Maduro's removal is here somewhere. Show yourself. |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Get on the MSFT bus before it runs down the bears next week. |
| On a plane next to a loud child with a loud iPad playing children’s songs, one is now stuck in my head. But I can barely hear the lyrics so now I’m just humming some random shit like a retard \n\nThank you for your attention to this matter |
| not at all, Gen Z really got into the MCU when it was at its height in the 2010s. We, as a society, have just moved past superhero movies |
| Gonna pic up some rope on the way home. I threw away 195 AMD calls for minimal gains two weeks ago. |
| Yeah! I live in a small town and with this job my office is only 30 minutes away. If I wanted another job that paid the same, I would probably have to drive 1 to 1.5 hours\n\nI am a field engineer, so I am very needed long term\n\nI also work from home (only my department is allowed) - still have to go out in the field of course (my drive today was 1.5 hours away), but I also havey own work vehicle\n\nSo yes, I don't even try to leave my company because my family stability and community is more important than a 10% raise somewhere else with less job stability\n\nI have been working for the same company from day 1 out of college for the last 15 years |
| Buy it hold for 5 years |
| I think you seriously underestimate how they operate and why... You cannot even imagine the complexity of tech behind it... |
| Intel guy could make all his money back, even if he sold at the bottom, by just monetizing his fame now. |
| My personal favorite was “this is your grandma. I’m disappointed in you.” |
| INTC is lucky they got a government bailout. |
| Nah, sell a put. |
| i wrote in the comments, if you ajust it is 143 dollar |
| Made 250% off intel lol |
| Sell ur semi stocks before they rug them soon and buy software stocks. Long software and short semis bout to be the play soon |
| Cmon NVDA, you make chips too, go up! |
| Sometimes you gotta look yourself in the mirror and say\n\n“Sometimes my best just isn’t good enough”\n |
| I call this the chippy rippy, and it ain’t stopping |
| Semis gonna run all the way to 2030 |
| Agreed |
| I bought the ticket but like… nobody even scanned it at the theatre. I just walked in and took my seat. This is the beginning of my life of crime at cinemark |
| Trading is hard if you’re hyper focused on something like INTC. If you buy tech stocks that don’t have debt and have great net income and good price to sales ratio it’s been a good time. ^(But also everyone is a genius in a bull market.) |
| Leap puts |
| could *have been |
| Y’all got to thank RobinHood for only assigning y’all a single share of FIG, \n\nADBE got save from buying this junk, \n\nLMFAO, |
| ok honestly is anyone even pretending the moon landing was real at this point? like yeah we just did it on calculator-tier computers, planted a flag and came back? then lost all of the technology? and now just bounding around the moon is a massive feat? |
| Jesus Christ is that Albert Einstein? You sir are a genius. We’re on! |
| So what's the update with the Intel guy? He sold at a loss? I couldn't find anything in the search |
| PUMP PUM PPUMP |
| I hope he comes back lol |
| what with these Youtube shorts comments all turned off and gotta click the comment icon to see each video?> |
| Somebody bought it at $847. |
| The hardest thing is not realizing profits. |
| Same here. \n\nSo far I've managed to turn 180 in 140, but hey, it's not a straight line up like the SPY all time chart, right? Right? |
| Smh. I’m sorry INTC guy. Grandma’s investment would be worth hundreds of millions now. \n\nWSB worst Reddit to listen to people to about anything seriously |
| I’m beginning to grow afraid that this crotchrot outbreak may defeat me. |
| For some of us going cash gang is a survival strategy |
| VM is intc a buy or sell tomorrow after this after hours gain? |
| Cuz they bought puts LMAO🤌 |
| Will start building AMD leap bear position. Money destroyer will pay soon enough. |
| 🥭tweeting “I love truth social” makes me wants to buy DJT calls ASAP |
| WTF IS GOING ON WITH AMD |
| That’s irrelevant |
| The ol' up and out strat. You might be on to something |
| Getting a check from Goldman sacks is pretty cool bro |
| We could ask Blue Owl for a shitty loan and probably get it |
| It’s over |
| we could, but I still wouldn't fly 'em |
| not to mention Gov backed funding |
| AMD CPUs are lit tho |
| Good luck!! Almost feel like copying you lol |
| Infq back to 20 when? |
| No, everybody needs to see this lore. So many people claiming nanas little man sold but this is proof he didn’t |
| People gonna fomo into semis soon only to create semi top😂😂. People gonna sell semis and buy other shit soon |
| That's where Martin Luther King gave his great speech. He had a million people. And I had the same exact crowd, maybe a little bit more. I actually had more people. |
| I always take a break when that starts happening to me\n\nDoing it rn cuz I keep fucking up\n |
| Watch this INTC print bait people into buying calls on SNDK next week and get IV crushed, it's already too bullish there |
| Libertarianism has never denied the existence of negative externalities. There's like a pop culture meme version of libertarianism that's kind of silly, and then there's actual academic libertarianism that maybe you still disagree with but is not silly. |
| a lot of the companies that buy from them are now making and selling chips themselves, there's expected margin compression over the next couple years |
| He’s makin’ robots that will totally do all the house chores autonomously with no errors. And that Tesla will be merged into SpaceX.\n\nI wish I were being sarcastic, but that’s literally what these TSLA idiots believe.\n\nOf course, SpaceX is doing well, but any fucking time SpaceX has a screw up or Blue Origin and/or “Old Space” companies like Boeing and Lockheed have a massive success or are chosen by NASA/DoD for contracts, it’s almost as if there’s some hornet’s nest that gets kicked online and a whole bunch of nerdy aerospace folks out there get very pissed and bitter in their comments for a couple days.\n\nMost likely because they have significant holdings in SpaceX and don’t likely seeing it lose. lol\n\nI even saw them getting bitter at Artemis 2 successfully launching and the entire mission going almost perfectly… because SLS was supposed to be “phased out” in favor of SpaceX… lol |
| Hold on isn’t his DJT company doing prediction markets? |
| You are supposed to buy them before line go up |
| AMD |
| Needed someone to tell me that thanks |
| This trickle down is starting to feel more like a golden shower |
| Shits risky. Have bought soxs couple of times, only to sell next day for loss |
| Imagine having bought Soxs instead of SOXL. RIP |
| I was half looking for clarity on where you are now and what you need to do to get where you want\n\nThe other half was a joke stating that my level of risk might not be the same level as yours! \n\nI am still gambling on SAAS stocks. It is the only thing I think are undervalued long term\n\nBut for the short term, chip stocks are what you want to gamble on if you want to try to make it big so you can take 2-3 years off\n\nGL! |
| I want to short SOXL |
| Who buys bank stocks lmao |
| Yeah man it’s a ball kick forsure I’m praying on onds hitting 16 then I’ll be straight lmao |
| Depends on which stocks |
| yep, we just touched 330, if this Monday someone had told me that AMD would've been at 300 by eow I'd have laughed, yet here we are... Lisa better prepare some crazy stuff for the earnings call lmao\n\nI'm almost serious when I say that, if the MI450 turns out to be ~~decent~~ good, we may even see $500 by EOY. Crazy |
| too many people jerking off a company that was struggling to break even in its price action all week |
| All I have to do is make $180 100x and I'll break even\n\nSimple 🙂👍 |
| When did u buy this contract |
| 2 wrongs don't make a right |
| If only he can ignore the noise on Reddit |
| Semis euphoria |
| why |
| Imagine being a stupid bear, holy shit couldnt be me 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Correction to my earlier post: buying and holding SOXL for a year was now a 13-bagger, not a 10-batter. |
| Pls intel hold till tmr I want to buy put leaps |
| A man of morals. Most will hate \n\n> TRUMP ON INSIDER WAGERING AND FEDERAL BETTING ON POLYMARKET: WILL INVESTIGATE THE MATTER; CALLS THE ENTIRE WORLD A CASINO REGARDING INSIDER TRADING ON WAR; ADDS THAT HE WAS NEVER A STRONG SUPPORTER OF THESE BETTING PLATFORMS. |
| Roll. |
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| !banbet SPY 900 1d |
| It really is over. Big companies set an example for smaller companies to follow. I’m sure we’ll see some big percentage cuts at nearly every company in the next year or so. AI agents will soon replace most white collar jobs. |
| He sold at a loss. |
| nana is proud |
| Make sure to always roll position, quitters never win |
| GAAP earnings were -.73c p/s. They burned 3.7B dollars in ONE QUARTER and it made absolutely no material difference to their revenues and they’re up 20% 🤣 |
| inflation young man/woman.. it hasnt passed anyhting that was 26 years ago |
| Why are people still bearish on intc |
| This is on Wealthsimple. They pretty recently got rid of all fees on options which has been very nice. |
| INTC starting to dump to save them poots |
| People will always need electricity regardless of how the economy is, so good position to be at. The best will also almost always leave...I have worked with people in jobs you'd not take for a year or two..and they have been there for a decade to two. Some people are scared of change. |
| my favorite ice cream flavor 😋 |
| I was just thinking about him. Glad someone paid tribute lol |
| Naw we out of margin here |
| Amd is a company of pure trash and Intel should be worth at least double |
| Nostradamus over here |
| It’s more likely to bounce tomorrow then go straight down imo |
| Who bought soxs lmao, shorting semis has been a death wish this year |
| When someone says easy money or free money in here you know to immediately inverse |
| AI is nonsense that's gonna dry up when all of that Gulf Arab money disappears because of the war |
| I’m fullporting puts in intel |
| On Reddit it will say 1Y and you click and the date will be July 18, 1692. |
| Looks like I'm getting 100 shares of AMD called away. At least I have 300 left. Didn't think it would keep running |
| Should keep the pump going. |
| Intel, AMD and ARM doing some serious workout tonight on the weights (unlike myself) |
| Tough luck bro, but the writing was on the wall for this - it’s squeezing to 350 tomorrow I’m guessing |
| Oh shit lool that's rough. Like you said though, if they are longer term you'll probably be fine. I'm looking to get back into a lot of SaaS as well. Going to keep an eye on it for now. |
| I predict 10 headlines/hr once oil breaks 100 |
| Only took a new bubble to match the old one? What could go wrong |
| I dont even swing trade in mine. Just buy and hold for the most part |
| that's you, that's me, but that's not the Wall Street alpha-dawg boomers with the most hands on the biggest money levers, the kind who continue to fall for every half baked pitch from SoftBank and the like. And whose perception of RDDT, ( if they're aware of it at all) is that it's already peaked, a no-growth story filled with wall-to-wall unemployed blue/pink haired liberal arts majors with no spending power who want the downfall of capitalism to happen yesterday. \n\nuntil something changes that mental association, or it gradually fades as the site slowly accumulates disaffected usernase spilling over from X and FB, it's going to have to hit miracle numbers every single quarter compared to whats expected from other social media, to get any kind of momentum going back to its previous ATH. |
| I was going to protect my profits with a stop but I wussed out fearing that same type of outcome. I hope it surges tomorrow then I'll put in a stop. |
| congrats, you timed the exact top. impressive actually. now post the positions before the rug pulls. |
| Well then it’ll be a great story to go along with that investment. Intel is ofc a central part of the story 😭😂 |
| In Sweden we get a no capital gains tax investment account where we can do whatever we want on. Free deposits/withdrawals (as in cost and freedom) and also we get access up to 25x leverage both bull and bear lol. Although it’s taxed total value of about 2% per year I think the percentage is. First €30k is tax-exempt though. |
| Did not see this coming at all either |
| Wendy's will miss you |
| AMD is INTC’s sibling. Rising tide carries all. |
| Feels good to be right, see yah later $INTC haters. |
| I called the bottom of the Iran dip, loaded the fuck up with 300k margin, and just cashed out a whopping 8k in profit because Charles Schwab stock bankrupted me with its shit earnings and I had 60k of it |
| I am the only one that can time the top |
| Round two |
| The invisible hand of the market is a real thing. There's just also other hands, unfortunately. |
| Never losses until realized |
| Do you think if wsb pooled together enough Wendy’s checks we could buy spirit airlines |
| Ccs are for when it’s still sleeping imo. The in between times |
| “The Iranians came to us and they said, we will agree to open the strait, and all my people were happy. Everybody was happy except me. I said, wait a minute, if we open the strait, that means they’re going to make $500 million a day. I don’t want them to make $500 million a day until they settle this thing. So I’m the one that kept it closed.”\n\nJfc.. |
| It's at ATH. If you're not selling now, when are you? |
| I bought $1500 worth at $19 and sold at $27 like a year and a half later. Clawing my face off right now\n\nMy buddy bought like $3000 at $25 and sold at $21. He's not happy either |
| Not my best trade. |
| What |
| And moon it did |
| why is AMD mooning? what happened? eli5 me |
| #SU BAER DESTROYER |
| Imma needa see a sub 200 from CAR tomorrow |
| Cringe |
| Somebody somewhere bought CAR at 750. They’re probably here. |
| hold |
| News come out Monday. But they already started |
| And that was just today! |
| Juice on the short side. You think it is worth the risk on the long side? Seems like an obvious scam that pumped it up. |
| 20% a pretty big gap to leave behind. I’d sell at open unless you have a lot of time left |
| With all these ai news why is nvidia still crawling |
| I was down 40 YTD and now I am up 1% YTD\n\nStupid SAAS options been buying since Q3 of last year and can't learn my lesson\n\nBought more at open today\n\nShould have bought at close |
| Nobody tells him |
| What strike are you eyeing for $CAR tomorrow? |
| Shares |
| Does any one remember the entry position? How much would our boy theoretically have won at the casino?! |
| You’re already at $118.23, up nearly 12%, and you think you’re going higher?\n\nThe gamma exposure at $120 is a wall of sell orders, and the negative DEX means dealers will dump into any further upside. You’re not “coming back with gainz” — you’re walking into a liquidity trap.\n\nApology? Nah. You’ll be begging for a bounce by 10 AM. |
| Are these American version or the Canadian counterpart? And what about the fees on the options? |
| Yeah I'm staying away from calls on this one. Just trying to decide how heavy to go into this with shares |
| Thank you 🙂 It's been my cake day for a while |
| > you bullied his grand son\n\nTIL a bit more about Nana than was ever expected |
| BACK TO GREEN |
| I’ll be back tomorrow with more gainz so you can properly apologize |
| Priced in |
| They mentioned a bit of weakness in guidance due to Iran war but any reason was being sought to crush it. There's been a rotation from software to datacenter buildout stocks. |
| I’m new to options should I buy intel calls |
| Timing |
| Nice brother i hope for you it goes higher |
| Only in Maine |
| FINALLY DUMP DUMP DUMP |
| He definitely sold for a loss before the recovery, right? |
| Fair enough. 🤷♂️\n\nHope you're up |
| I didn't mean it like that\n\nI meant if you only trade short term options, it is probably good to be 90% it all just depends. \n\nLike if you are investing for the long term then yes bad idea, but if you trade often and short term, then it could be a good strategy\n\nI am half in cash because I use so much leverage and sold off most of my shares\n\nVery volatile profile, but I will never lose it all |
| It's impolite to piss and tell |
| Let that go man. |
| yeah same feeling as it soxx already run 45+% in 20 fucking days. I even flipped from long position after first 25% run thinking it ran too fast and there will 5-7%. Shit keeps popping up 2% a day. with txn, intc getting worried if rest will also hit it out of park. This ride up sure has been eye opening. Never seen anything like this on a fucking etf. |
| Jesus christ lol AMD 500 by eow next week why not |
| \*touching myself |
| Just took a massive dump like weedstonks. Think I had an anal orgasm that shit was so good. |
| weeeeell...the thing issss...it gapped up on open, so it means it's most likely gonna get filled...which means...other way?? |
| How are you doing numbers like that and still delivering amazon packages? |
| congrats, you timed the exact top.\n\nSOXL just ripped to $118.31, up almost 12%, but that $120 strike is now a brick wall of gamma. You're trying to catch the last 1.5% while the entire market is front-running the close into that resistance. The expected move from the options chain was $118.74, and you're betting on a miracle extension in after-hours when liquidity dries up.\n\nYou bought the top, didn't you? Now you're just waiting for the mean reversion to eat the rest of your gains. |
| It’s an option so it doesn’t get priced until tomorrow. I’m not sure but probably 550k to 600k total value |
| Selling within the first minutes |
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| Wha do they say about timing the market 😅 |
| A M D |
| holddddddd |
| The World has always had fall guys |
| can’t wait for this AI bubble to burst a fat one |
| This aged like a fine milk you stupid bot. Gonna hit $120 in after hours. |
| Pussy, I’ve ragequit 3 jobs now |
| Red Stapler Vibes |
| lock in profits please |
| happy cake day bro |
| Gonna buy that bankruptcy spirit airline |
| that guy for sure sold way earlier |
| DM you some dicks?? |
| You’re a fucking smacked ass, bro. |
| My position is 5000 shares. Not sure about calls. The time to buy calls was 4 weeks ago. I still think this is $10-15 by 2027 tho |
| Waiting for 150 |
| Can you elaborate more on this? |
| Sell my intc calls at open or hold? |
| I sold $800 worth of $310 0dte calls on the drop today |
| good thing you can eat chips... |
| I swear to god the hit rate for people who buy the CCs I sell is absurd lmao\n\nCoughing up a 5x to whoever bought those INTC I sold today |
| I don't have the GUTS to quit my job yet, but you think I won't do it?!?!\n\n# 😠😠😠😠😠\n\n😒 Maybe next week |
| Futures |
| 100 P/E…5x its all time running average. |
| Triple q puts tomo |
| How's it going? |
| Lmfao! I should have done that\n\nFYI half of those losses were due to short term options\n\nThe other half was due to having limits to buy longer dated options on SAAS. Most of those bought at open and then went straight down all day\n\nSo half could easily come back |
| What I tell you! |
| why did ServiceNow stock crash. seems like good time to buy long dated calls at these levels |
| Loser^2 |
| Puts are for suckers |
| I would think there is an argument that Intel got complacent, but I think the critical issue was they treated Fab and Chip Design as one business, so when their new Fab process did not work out they could not produce their new chips.\n\nNVIDIA and AMD do not Fab their own chips rather they design them and use others to fab them. They are more diversified in that manner in that they had better potential to avoid the mess Intel found themselves in.\n\nThe solution for Intel was effectively separating the foundry and chip design business which meant going to TSMC to make some of their chips and designing their foundry business to support customers other than themself.\n\nNow that they got their 18A process working and it is rapidly improving, combined with increasing demand for datacenter CPUs (e.g. Xeon chips), they are in a much better place. If their yields increase sufficiently their profit margins and revenues can go way up returning them to significant profitability. |
| Loser |
| it's getting bubble pop absurd, but will prob keep going. I've been getting burned jumping in and out of SOXS. We get a couple more 6%+ SOXL days, I'll try again |
| How much profit now brother ? |
| Could have been worse |
| We can fit at least another 500 SPX in this bad boy |
| Can we stop spamming everything with this shit |
| I sold 8 AMD $315 calls exp 4/24 for a loss before the end of the day, only to see them go up to $330 after hours today… someone tell me how dumb I am |
| Cuz u touch urself at night, broski. |
| He needs to log back in and update when it is $100+ and stunt on everyone. |
| I actually also bought at the absolute peak in 2024. Too stubborn to take an L though so still holding. |
| Anymore juice left in CAR tomorrow or has it bottomed out?\n |
| Manipulated* |
| Guys it is not me I am doing fine I am just saying imagine |
| You must be new here |
| i want to see some loss porn\n\n |
| He took on a new position and they brought in Amit, who they hired ~3 months ago who has an impressive resume. This was likely in the works as he got hired, and I believe this is an overreaction of the stock price. |
| Maybe if everyone shorts INTC at 79 we can see it open at 82 🙌 |
| Depends, do you eat nuts? |
| Try mixing in selling some options instead. |
| Why are we green in AH |
| Silicon Valley is back to its root, hardware rules! |
| I hope that regard grandson held his intel shares and tripled his money |
| AMD🚀🚀 |
| OK, who bought calls at the 52 high show yourselves |
| Can we please open the strait again my calls need it |
| Why does anyone owe him an apology? Just because the stock is up recently? If that’s what you think, then you still aren’t getting it, but it does mean that you belong on this sub. |
| Sure looks like one... but no. |
| Let us know when you buy so we can get puts |
| Why are semis not pumping 200% already? WTF |
| Imagine all the insane corruption taking place right now and a soldier gets fucked for what is less than a grain of sand to these guys. Fucking bullshit |
| Cutting it close there |
| I work in electric utilities and they wait until someone leaves and then just don't hire\n\nVery lucky\n\nThe only problem with that is that the best leave and the worst stay |
| Holy shit it hit $77... Wish I still had my huge position. |
| Yeah, not recovering from my options trading, how can I bet in any direction and it turns red. |
| All I am asking for is an SPX -3% day |
| i just don’t know what else to trade lol |
| this should help 🫴💩 |
| She has cursed me to sell Intel at $20... up from $18 or something. |
| Hey Alexa. Play shoot to thrill by ACDC |
| That's a problem for poor/regular people/ me. |
| Immmediately pumps lol |
| Punching air rn probably |
| 50% chance it goes up, or down. |
| And TSM? Other than looming threats from China, seems more productive at first glance, especially with a higher dividend. |
| Didn't all datacenters get called off for the rest of the year? |
| You know he sold after the crash lol |
| Welcome to the pain circle |
| I put bananas into my smoothie instead of beets. \n\nIts too sweet lol |
| Cashed out big on MSOS yesterday, loading back in after it shat itself |
| Doesn't sound very demanding then. |
| I sold my amd call at 306 today so I feel you |
| WSB is gone, it’s just bots/clowns posting the same “bull ded ber ded Wendy’s dumpster” shit over and over again, thinking it’s still funny |
| similar situation here. Fear is if i sell and it dumps it will take elevator down. |
| How do you know he sold? |
| And honestly, most of my trades don't cost that much |
| those will reverse split if the fund goes down too much, learned my lesson last year |
| SPY new ATH tomorrow too. |
| almost everything ATH this month. we need to close more strait |
| Is this the blow off top I heard talk of? |
| I don’t see it stopping |
| They are a good Broker and I trade hundreds of options \n\nSome cost less like SPY, some cost more. I just haven't switched yet\n\nI mean, it is nice when you know your order will be filled |
| IF YOU PUT $5,000 INTO INTC IN 2000, HERE'S HOW MUCH YOU WOULD HAVE TODAY: >!$2,607.41!< |
| Calls |
| At least I exited in green. This is WSB we don’t buy expires far enough to hold for days |
| Interesting midday dip |
| Sell |
| need $INTC under $75 by next friday |
| sndk mooning |
| Maybe oust, ampx/poet two months ago. Oklo kinda, imsr. Mrln for a small posistion. Dvlt if you wanna lose ur money. Keel & nbis but keel first, maybe some mstr & drts if u like btc/biomed\n\nLooking at lumn, & lunr. Probably will get both \n\nYes hold all of this, yes am retarded |
| Wait so are you being serious when you say you're heavy on HTZ earnings? |
| Im always right i just suck with timing |
| Interesting that this comes 1-2 days after they announced they are installing tracking software on employee devices to train their AI. Did the training data comeback and make them realise they were paying a bunch of high salaries to developers in California that do nothing other than have meetings that achieve minimal progress? |
| Ta guys are still waiting for the amd 170 gap fill btw. Whatever tf that means LMAO!! |
| Oof |
| Oof |
| His hands were so tender, unfortunately he wasn’t wearing his diamond hands skin. |
| Y'all enjoy #ThrasherThursday? No? Exactly. |
| Is Intel the true bubble indicator? |
| entire market held up by semis, that just keep pumping and pumping.. Is it not just getting excessive? |
| for real? link please? |
| That expression has been around for decades. |
| But high, sell low. Painful |
| Both |
| And mods don’t ban this?? Smh |
| Boomers got smart phones |
| IM GOING TO NEED A MASSIVE REGARDED PUMP FROM FIGMA TOMORROW |
| Not happening dude |
| INTC new ATH??\n\nThere’s some boomer out there cracking open a 30 year old bottle of champagne tonight with nana |
| If only he bought at the bottom |
| Lets all pile into OKLO to hit 200 and call it a day |
| What do you think, honestly? |
| I miss the funny VM, |
| What happens next Wednesday:\n\nPowell tanks the market or Microsoft earnings pumps the market? |
| My stop market sell on intel calls triggered by one fucking cent 15 minutes before market close.. not sure I will ever recover fellas |
| I’ll counter your call selling with buying puts |
| Bears don't fight, the only thing that will kill shoveling companies is Xi get crazy and want united Korea and Taiwan |
| Bombs away |
| Made 2 grand today, never in the red on P and L. I like when NQ is zippy, makes life easier.\n\nAnd my new bidet knobs just arrived from amazon. I ripped the old ones off by mistake when it got a little too intense in there |
| Did Intel save the market this week?? Lol |
| Sorry bud. I think semis have topped, but I can't on good conscience recommend holding a short position when the industry is booming.\n\n\nRetirement stuff should be long only, ps |
| Intel nation, let’s ride |
| Holy shit this is so hypocritical loool |
| Same guy who bought NOW call just braking even |
| When SNDK @ 2K? |
| seems fair. . . |
| Bruh so salty |
| Gap down tomorrow |
| We now have insider soldier boys\n\nGuy got too greedy, no doubt they were going to investigate a $400K win |
| I really wish we heard back from the Nana dude. |
| Nana is proud of her boy wish I cold say the same 🪽 |
| Up almost 20% now. |
| Time in the market > timing the market |
| finish the meme...then you end up FOMO buying at the top and the upward trend breaks and you're stuck holding the bag on the selloff and close out a loss...then you revenge trade it because, of course you wont' let this stand...and then you double down on the loss when that trade also fails.\n\nlol.\n\nTL;DR: buy high, sell low |
| Nana would be extracting a gold mine if her grandson wasn’t so paper handed lol |
| retirement money in 3x leveraged short sell that shit |
| Happy birthday |
| Wow, nice. I was going to sell my stake prior to earnings fearing a rug pull. Aparrently lethargy and indecision are my best friends. |
| Nana é orgogliosa di te |
| Advanced money destroyer went up 50% in 1 month |
| If you’re having a bad day it could always be worse. Imagine walking into a wall with a hard on and breaking your nose first. |
| she would be if he didn’t sell lol |
| I full ported my IRA into INTEL before close. Do I sell tomorrow at open, or let it ride? |
| I used to understand the comments in this sub. When did meme become an official language? |
| INTC couldnt even hold 80, fuckin regarded |
| Me too instead I bought microturd |
| So leaps really are the way |
| I've done that before |
| Na they were talkin so much during the dump this after noon. F em |
| Thanks I bought mine last week, $70 strike exp tomorrow. They were down 41% at close. Sometimes it pays to be regarded. Hopefully unloading at open. |
| bro it’s going to cost me an arm, a leg, and pp to go somewhere |
| mangoes are dead, welcome to the real world where the only thing pumping is the volume on your loser calls. |
| lol patience reward 😂😂 |
| LEAPs on Microslut |
| Congratulations |
| Whatever happened to ai fear |
| lets get a lil -5% goin 😏 |
| Had some exposure since last year. Been such a dead money |
| Oh nvm just saw the post. I honestly think no one believes 🥭 anymore |
| Puts on earnings after 2 major AI partnerships not in the forward looking PT is a hell of a choice |
| The grandmother of that kid would be proud! |
| Bro yk the rule here, always go full retard |
| share offering tonight 👀 \n\nshare offering tonight queen?? |
| Holy shit I knew something was wrong when they beat their expected eps by so much can't believe they're actually cooking the books now😂 |
| Anyone have the original post of grandma intel guy? |
| 20 is insane to you? |
| Fr. Trip costs twice as much when using miles |
| qqq almost back to ATHs lol |
| $81 |
| Holy shit just looked at Intel 😳 |
| Dividends bro |
| Calls on Werthers Original. |
| Advanced Money Deliverer's move has been insane |
| He’s probably with Grandma now because half of you bullied him in to selling |
| I sold 150 shares at $22 |
| Granny must be proud |
| Got skull fucked with SOXS in just 10 days. Retirement down 45%. What do you guys think fam? Close the position? |
| more than double is a damn good profit point but this rocket ships just getting started. |
| Sold Intel at 75.5. AMA |
| the dollar is so fuked |
| T |
| That's who we'll tell you guys it's for. |
| Cooling fan 😁 |
| There is no way to foresee what anything will be. Even when just investing all into some index fund. |
| Mentally picturing an escapegoat. You should draw one |
| What good does it do now? |
| These oil boys are fucking up my plane tickets |
| INTC to make offer for NVDA |
| yeah, but there were violations of ceasefire in between |
| Na full port SOXL. It will never be below $110 in our lifetime |
| Looking at the chart of its ups and downs over the last 11 years, I'd like to give myself a little bit of credit and think I would've sold more around like $10. But yes not a chance in hell I would've held for a fraction of what it is now |
| > Person who won more than $400,000 by betting on Maduro's removal has been identified as a U.S. soldier who participated in the operation.\n\n> The soldier has now been arrested, according to ABC News.\n\n\nRookie mistake chump, insider trading is only for the rich and well connected not the disposable cannon fodder. |
| How much of Intel do we (American taxpayers) own? how can I sell my invisible shares of INTC that the gov never gave to me? |
| Thank you 😊 |
| https://preview.redd.it/47z30g5nj0xg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c151adb9ef2a0dc81c4eeafdb5ce31d3814d9614\n\nCan someone put nana in the sky in this picture please |
| These zero calorie 🌮 leave the market unfulfilled. |
| Okok we opened up high and gapped up on futures, so that means we close it and get pulled down right right? |
| The data center investment is great, but they didn't upgrade the power grid to throw 100 megawatts at each one. |
| My intel calls hit their stop market and sold at 3:50… fml |
| Sorry |
| AMD broke $330 🥳 |
| If you bought intc calls, you are truly regarded |
| Semis hype over wen? |
| I mean ive neen doing pretty well. The only reason I buy 0tde is because I'm strictly day trading it the same way you would futures trading. |
| Eurghh about to be evicted from wsb. Fk u intel |
| Nana's an angel now. |
| Just in time for the next one |
| You ok? You in the right place. |
| Did intc disscover how to make gold from air or what lmao +23%. Pe is 1000 now or what lmao |
| I remember talking about this when it was $18. Probably made a few millionaires myself |
| American taxpayers win! |
| I saved AMD $320c's when they were down @.61 but didn't send the order through. Might be worth a couple grand each tomorrow if this holds, whoops. |
| More tariffs on the UK probably because they are not going to drop that digital services tax. Admin is getting yippy about SAAS |
| People are making money? |
| it's really confusing at the moment. Everyday is a rollercoaster of war on, war off. We really don't know what's going inside the head of mango and iran's leadership |
| INTC holders deserve this 100%, all those posts of it not pumping now you probably have 10 or 20x baggers now enjoy it man!! |
| Found the retard |
| If you bought INTC calls, congratulations! |
| tell us of your Canadian diet. . . was it a poutine based log? |
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| BOOM |
| Good one 😀 but factually false, adjusted to inflation old bag holders are still in magnificent losses 😀 |
| Chip stocks are going to pull up the market tomorrow. This is the definition of regard strength |
| Fuck. I had calls in my watchlist. Now I’m only gonna be left with the crumbs. |
| Had a look, do they not believe in fences between houses or something?\n\nAnyway, certainly doesn’t look like the most exciting place around! |
| The trick is to buy in before the moon |
| Psh. Traded 74k and ended green +$346 good sir. |
| Isn’t that really old news? |
| \^\^\^ This. |
| Be an increasingly profitable business with surging demand. I don't own NVDA right now myself but it's clearly not done. TSLA is a failing car company with a p/e over 300 built on hopes and dreams that won't come. |
| WHY THE FUCK DID I BUY INTEL PUTS BEFORE MARKET CLOSE UGHHHHHHH FOR FUCKS SAKE |
| NANA WOULD BE PROUD IF NANA’S GRANDSON HAD HELD. \n\nINTC : UP 20% AFTER MARKET. |
| You guys should buy TSLA now. It's a steal at this price. TSLA will eventually merge with SpaceX and it will command a premium after that. Not sure when the merger will happen (Elon hasn't replied to my DMs), but it's better to be early than late. |
| FIX |
| 🤌🤌🤌🤌 |
| Lost about $15k in LVS but still bagholding |
| My granny she got hit by a bazooka |
| Imagine thinking you can time the market 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 |
| I think INTC gonna get flooded with price upgrades tomorrow. More calls boys |
| https://preview.redd.it/gqcw4tmaj0xg1.jpeg?width=2368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2bec95c3e860867e948a52bec35e68c4855085d |
| I'm so sick, I was looking at AMD 315 calls the other day and didn't pull the trigger. FUCK |
| 340 by open? |
| I was wanting to get back in when it dipped below $200 and fucking forgot |
| I'm afraid I might be her first poor 😓 |
| My shares up 85% 😍 |
| ✅ |
| Dark man! You ok? Need a hug? |
| I also will tell my wife that I will earn 0 this month then pass my salary as a huge surprise lmao |
| Ask yourself who you can’t criticize. \n\nThat’s who has the power. |
| Did companies have the same earnings as today? |
| Imagine buying stocks at ATH during the biggest energy crisis in history. 🤌🤌🤌🤣 |
| New ceasefire? |
| seeing all these people makin money got me so stressed |
| 20% green |
| Show us your position now. Send new screenshot pls |
| Maybe because Iran dont give a fuck? And perhaps they have just as much, if not more leverage in Hormuz. |
| because that's what i argued about, amirite? how butthurt were you to necro this and not even be relevant? |
| Offering by Monday close for $CAR |
| >TRUMP: COULD PUT BIG TARIFF ON UK\n\n>TRUMP: IF UK DOESN'T DROP TAX, WILL PUT BIG TARIFF\n\nSecond, largest foreign treasury holder.Let's see how it plays out |
| Cisco next?? |
| I actually feel sorry for AMD bear. |
| Ah. Still good. |
| It was still a stupid thing to do |
| israel lebanon ceasefire.........iran has said it to be a precondition for the talks to occur |
| The urge to go full retard and yolo between AMD and INTC is strong |
| I hate what they have done to my boy SLV |
| You’d have sold at $2.50 don’t kid yourself |
| Fuck it’s not stopping low key want to die for selling my AMD calls today but I should be happy being up anyway still fuckkkkk |
| There needs to be a dedicated lane on the roads for people who aren’t fucking retards |
| bears dead. AGAIN LOL |
| Make no mistakes |
| Not really. It’s doubled since he bought. His $700k investment would be worth $1.4m. |
| What’s the next obscure PC part that will moon next? Need ticker for PC fans |
| Because they had zero direction |
| Fuck off AMD you didn't do shit when I had all those shares |
| WE JUST GETTING STARTED BROTHER. 700 SOON. |
| That's rough, well, if you're looking for a new investment, I'm writing a piece on how RDDT can hit a $1 trillion dollar valuation 🤣🤣🤣 |
| https://preview.redd.it/5xfhqkuxi0xg1.jpeg?width=1451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f9cb8134292f1e1eb9fb42d9636a2aad7da1012 |
| Not much of a pump on this news, maybe his shit is becoming less and less believable |
| How much my intc c75$ exp next friday will be worth tomorrow ? |
| What announcement? |
| You good? |
| Suck has one big positive going for him. It’s allowed him success and shielded him from criticism. |
| Hurts to see that last year I sold my 2027 Intel leaps for a shitty profit |
| VM stole my wallet |
| Why did I pussy put on intel calls. It’s so obvious |
| Have to wait for open |
| oil prices are surprisingly holding up despite the announcement |
| #ALL HAIL LORD NANA! 🫡 |
| Fuck yeah MRVL climbing too. I have 180c for end of May. Keep goinf little buddy. Also INTC keep climbing and CAR...keep fucking dumping |
| Tomorrow is gonna be even crazier for you. Congrats! |
| 706p expiring tomorrow. Im with you brother |
| yeah its insane lol |
| Hierarchical Kalman's Mahalanobis innovation statistic is provably the optimal Gaussian anomaly detector (Neyman-Pearson). |
| Crazy to think I first joined this sub back in 2015 when AMD was literally $2 and I never bought. Fuck my life |
| Where did he go? I hope he held and comes back and laughs at all of you haters! |
| AMD bers Hiroshima’d then hit with a modern nuke, then roasted on an open fire like chestnuts |
| Ber soooo fukked |
| You could have been holding INTC for 26 years without breaking even. |
| I need 5 of them |
| I wish SPY opens -1.5% tomorrow 😫 |
| Well obviously. The goal is to get your hands on it before IPO, while it’s in the private markets. |
| Yoo, Nana. Bought heavy January 2025 for 25$ |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/brainlet99094 made a bet that KORU would go to 594.9845 within **1 day** when it was 540.895 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| It’s solid for harvesting theta. |
| A Costco card is literally 60$/yr |
| Uh huh. Statistically unlikely for most. |
| shh, don't tell the guy about inflation |
| Aeluma |
| Would not be surprised if he sold at break even |
| https://preview.redd.it/ohbpgpjni0xg1.jpeg?width=1451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=494f4d3ea530501491164c5925a8ca7800efa3ed |
| Woah dude wtf did I do to you? |
| Intel figured out how to open the strait |
| And no doubt the laid off employees are still expected to follow some no compete contract. |
| He'll yeah! Time for .com 2.0! |
| I am indulging in some *spicy queso* |
| NVDA sucks now, like a used up old hag |
| MDA |
| Cause it's after hours, they don't update until opening |
| glad we understand each other, now post those positions so I can see if you're actually diamond hands or just holding bags. |
| Too bad Gamma didnt live another 6 months. He would have been able to time this play extremely well AND have another 6 months with the lady. |
| Porque? |
| You should invest in index funds. |
| Fair play |
| wait until market opens |
| Imagine being the head of a household with a family and you destroy your household finances because you wanted to play the wolf of Wallstreet |
| That’s all I know |
| Because the markets closed |
| Me too. I feel terrible all over right now. Damn |
| bers r gey, stop projecting your paper hands onto me. |
| I know for sure that once I get into AMD, it's gonna be the Intel during dotcom |
| $328 afterhours...yup doing fine! |
| i think "they" were probably right about you ("they" being the reddit commenters you're confusing for the thousands of people you don't know that we're talking about here) |
| What's pumping that you're confident will pump tomorrow. And I already own AMD and won't buy INTC. |
| Wtf you talking about? You gey |
| Are you expecting the loss porn from individual plays or the indexes? |
| lol im soooo rich INTC thanks man |
| anyone have any stock recommendations similar to early ASTS? Something that has revolutionary tech and bright minds behind the company |
| It is such a shit economy to loss your job at tbh. Hope it's as stable as you think. I went into mine being in a "secure" domain in R&D of a fortune 100, but Mr. 🥭 fucked our sales last year with the whole tarrifs thing..and logical part of any company after that is to obviously lay off qthousands of people and give the execs fat bonuses. |
| Spy will never be below $700 again |
| My comment was in reference to the 2000 peak that we finally surpassed today. |
| I’d probably offload some AMD here. 7% gap up will not hold after this rip it’s been on |
| Well yea, it was regarded irrespective of the outcome. Just because I win a game of Russian roulette doesn't mean it was a good decision to play |
| He would have posted gain porn by now. He sold at a loss. Hope he's doing alright. |
| Rip my 50$ calls that expired 1/16, should have made them for longer |
| https://preview.redd.it/5pzgp5mdi0xg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2015c42d1b21c8fb18cd48638495a3dfa02459c6\n\n |
| Weak dip means the bears are paper hands, congrats on holding the bag while the bulls print. |
| I nutted, but nana still sucking 😮💨 |
| Jfc no we do not need to nationalize Spirit |
| Vm todays dip was weak af |
| Who?? |
| Which companies? |
| Hey Claude how do I declare bankruptcy |
| You people have been programmed well. There's no universe where a publicly traded company that the us government has a 10 percent stake in will lose it's 20 percent gain on the worst mega cap earnings of this season. If losing money every quarter can't stop this nothing can. |
| >“America’s best (and delicious) affordability play is Costco’s $4.99 rotisserie chicken,” Fetterman said in the statement. “It’s one of my family’s favorites and I’m proud to join this bill with Senator Justice for all to try. SNAP funds would be well spent to feed our nation’s families who need it.”\n\n\n\nFamilies on SNAP can afford a Costco card???\n\n\nCalls on Costco. |
| AMD will be +$400 by next Friday |
| All of us should say sorry to him. Are you here bro? You can do whatever with us now. I am so sorry. |
| I know serious money was lost today. Let’s see the loss porn |
| This shits gonna hit 85 by tomorrow morning wtf |
| I'll be curious what morningstar's new fair value for INTC will be. Their latest fair value (from april 8th) was $32 lol. Probably will go up to like $50. |
| I'm usual all right now on old. What are you on about?? |
| Imagine seeing the most corrupt administration back the brinks truck up to the only domestic chip maker and thinking INTC was "cooked" |
| Why aren’t my intel calls not going up in price? |
| INTC gonna buy me a reasonable car. |
| intel jeez |
| Fun fact: if you bought Intel in 2000 at the top of the dot-com peak, today you would have 0% gain after 26 years |
| Good luck man. I aint risking my freedom and money taking naps while FSD drives. |
| I'm salty as hell. Had a 30k position at $50 and averaged down. Held for a few years and then sold when I got to $52 happy to be out of it.\n\nSo annoying. |
| amd lmfao |
| Damn as soon as I sold my intel share |
| $INTC up 20% holy fucking shit |
| I don't know what tomorrow holds, but i am already test driving Lamborghinis |
| slow and steady? right\n\n80% YTD, 100% since March 30, right\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9sj2r286i0xg1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=0aac7879fcb85a3d79ef9f3a9faf14bda8b1b1dc\n\n |
| I'm not from the US, can you explain Oklahoma to me? Is it just like North Texas? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ylynnbh5i0xg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d931d7c2a90cee750d987bab0368ab4e70ba184\n\n |
| Invested 200 bucks at the end of 2024 where it was at lowest point. I'll dare to say that they are even a more strategic asset than Nvidia, from the pov of the american government. In case there's an invasion of Taiwan and the kill switch will make all the tsmc machines unusable, Intel would still own foundries and packaging facilities, they can still make chips while everyone else will have to rely either them, the chinese or Samsung |
| Can car quit chopping |
| Retardmaxxing |
| You got scalped instead. |
| What’s the play tonight? Big titted Asians or big titted blondes? |
| There are no bubbles in ba sing se |
| There are friends here? |
| mm I wouldn’t say that, they lorded their supposed superiority over everyone as if no one in any other career could possibly be intelligent. |
| It's over, the jig is up, the cookie has crumbled, and everyone knows your gay. |
| Wow those comments are hilarious |
| literally such a shit company all around |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ChillinInTheCorridor made a bet that INTC would go to 61.0 within **2 hours** when it was 66.648 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| No |
| Had May 01 INTC $80 calls in the watchlist that I didn’t get to buy before close… welp LMAO |
| I'm 100% sure htat guy bought top and sold bottom |
| We are hopeful this war ends very soon \n\n |
| Let’s hope. I was up 50% too and decided to hold through earnings like a degen |
| 23% is fucking ridiculous. |
| I fill up my Tesla for like 24 bucks |
| Beautiful |
| Ahh I see. Makes sense for your profile size. |
| Nah not dump, it'll go sideways in a channel for an eternity then dump when everyone is squeezed out. |
| Isn't it crazy that AMD is over $300? That would be $3 Mil today. |
| That's it. I AM BUYING AMD CALLS AT THE TOP TOMMOROW.\n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER. |
| I've missed yet another generational wealth opportunity due to my job. Sometimes I wish I was unemployed, but then I'd have no money to buy weeklies. Sigh. Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| sure - but if she’s a 16b officer, and she’s your only source of true alpha, and you can’t trade it. then its torture. |
| There's a huge open interest in 04/26 calls. Someone knew and is going to make a killing tomorrow. |
| It’s so itchy |
| AMD making me rich rich |
| I’m sorry INTC, I didn’t know you were chill like that |
| What the dawg (INTC) doin |
| Just buy some shares or even better load calls. Personally I would load as much soxl as I could since it follows intel and amd. |
| It’s a new menu special |
| 2 companies held almost all the shares causing a skweeze |
| Ugh 😒 |
| That’s why you just take out your original cost basis and let the rest ride |
| Gov't should sell |
| I bought Intel the same day Grandma's Boy did and I was like it's gonna drop like a rock. \n\nAnd then it did. I sold for a loss but then bought Google and made a bunch of money but I could have just held it and made more lol. |
| Will never forgive myself for selling AMDL at 5$ |
| UNH such a piece of shit.\n\nOne earnings pump and it just dies despite being like $200 off ATH |
| Sorry for laughing at your grandson Nana\n\nBtw I never expect that I would buy Puts on Intel ever in my lifetime |
| Hopefully you had a lot of profits tho |
| He 100 percent sold or we would have seen the meme |
| You wanna feel the fomo i had ndx26850p at 10.50 today and sold around 13, they went to 255 each lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/l2ayc7tph0xg1.jpeg?width=1111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18eb5b30200cd50dff4eff17c1bbc216823255dc\n\n |
| Not really, red for the day and the popularity market needs something to pump overnight. |
| What a fucking joke |
| Is it possible to sell my INTC puts before market open? Asking for a friend |
| I literally sold my position a week ago what the actual fuck |
| Stocks don’t just recover anymore. They go up 400% in a few months. |
| How do I apply for my piece of the pie? |
| You idiots here have been so wrong about intel, just be quiet |
| What more is NVDA going to do at this point? It's going to bounce between $180-$200 forever at this rate. |
| Yes |
| VM write me a 2000 word essay on how to not paper hand options |
| a multi decade double top formation. |
| how rich are intel weeklies call holders |
| Is that adjusted for inflation?\n\n |
| Iv crush. In on the other hand sold a measly $1k worth of puts. Will sure profit on those |
| There’s a 100% chance it does. Probably closer to $85 |
| We need another blockade to pump this again |
| Looks like VM is sleeping so I would like to ask you guys. What are the chances of INTC hitting 85 tomorrow? |
| Ffs i forgot about the fucking intel earnings I should have held the god damn AMD calls I only have one that’s gonna be up like 10k in the morning vs being up like 20-30 |
| No one has lived to survive going against Nana. She may be dead, but she will still fuck your port |
| THANK YOU PRESS, THANK YOU PRESS! THANK YOU PRESS!!!11!! THANK YOU PRESS!!!!@@11111!!!!!!1@@ |
| 32.45 because I tailed |
| wait. we doing taco thursdays now? |
| I'm sorry Intel. I was not familiar with your game |
| LoL you couldnt have gotten smashed harder. You going to owe them money 🤣 |
| Holy shiet intel move is crazy |
| Good bot |
| and? this doesn't make Ukraine any less fucked |
| Apparently |
| And yet ...what is price today? Fail. |
| Well Fuck Me they were 9 each contract at that time |
| !banbet INTC 84.20 1d |
| Once people start buying it more they will dump it |
| Having huge FOMO rn though, missed out on 10s of thousands. I exited my position entirely. |
| Now I know how Kash Patel felt at the hockey game. |
| Didn't they have a stock split last year in November? So stock split in November shar buy back in April. LOL! |
| $900 |
| AMD ready to suck up as many bulls pre earnings |
| Nope I got puts, so it’ll go up till they expire worthless next week |
| I hope he held. I want grandma to be proud. But please stop masturbating so much. |
| All my holdings are red today lol\nMsft nvda meta google 😅\nIm meant to stay poor |
| Did you forget 🍊 and Co. bought a massive stake? |
| back up |
| I’m new to the conversation, wtf is happening with $CAR?! |
| Sorry to hear that brutha. I was holding leaps on NOW, IGV, and TTD that I'd bought last Friday. Was planning to hold for a little while, but they had that little rally and I was up a decent amount for a few day hold. \n\nWas debating whether to sell or hold through earnings. In the end it pretty much came down to me asking Gemeni who said to sell, so I did 😂 |
| There is 0 chance INTC opens above 75. |
| Did you get my CV?? |
| 110 |
| Lol @ TSLA, jfc |
| take profit at open? |
| You wont get more that 2 shares at ipo price, and thats if youre lucky |
| whats also amusing is the CEO of Blockbuster wanted to follow Netflix's path and the board rejected it but out of spite because one of the members didn't like the CEO. |
| There is 0% chance intel crosses 81 bucks |
| 🤯 |
| Soxl is not gonna stop ever right? |
| Didn’t they do a 50 billion buyback a year ago and everything went down? |
| lol, took profits on my ARM leap at $192.\n\nEveryone laugh at this clown |
| so intels not gonna stop all night ?? |
| Not enough people know the us government owns 9.9 percent of intel and that's why its irrationally pumping. I will post this comment as much as I have to so people realize why the semis are acting this way. \n\n |
| NVDA bulls furious that AMD is up with INTC and NVDA is down lol. When are they going to admit that it's peaked and sell? lol |
| ceasefires come and go. but the friendships we made here will last forever. |
| AMD is fucking insane and I am stupidly retarded I didn't bought 50 calls 220 for may exp when it was 198 I don't even want to see the price of those calls right now |
| Been buying Intel since Jan 2025. My nips are so hard right now. I was really banking on a china us conflict to drive the price up. \n |
| Bought calls on LULU today. Don't fade me beckys |
| Bought in on 9/26/24 at $24\nUp 178% , holla.\n\nGranted, I really wish I would have bought 10x more, but what can ya do?\n\nRegards |
| Wtf is with these bots posting random images |
| Lol |
| Vibe check passed ✅ |
| Got in at 22, sold half at 57, glad I held on to some |
| I'm giving serious consideration as to whether I should sell off NVDA entirely and dump the profits into either TSLA or TSM as a long term hold. |
| I have great luck with 0dte but I use up those 3 day trades way too quick and then im stuck with overnight positions because I can't sell |
| Because I have a sports car |
| Watched Lumentum go from 50 to 150 and said nah. Now its 850 and im buying up LWLG hoping for a second chance. |
| INTC needs to be studied on the effect of mean tweet / nice tweet. |
| So she can never forgive him forever... |
| Straight to zero |
| Cmon INTC. Please open wirh my 84c for 5/1 already ITM 😂🙏 |
| I hope MSFT goes out of business, useless stock |
| That real homie that bought in August 2000 just broke even |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 680.0 before 28-Apr-2026 06:19 PM -05 |
| Not after that ceasefire announcement |
| !banbet |
| It also produces inferior products. |
| htown represent |
| It was at $45 for years so the drop to $20 was absurd |
| chances of a -1% day tomorrow? i think intc already sealed the deal for the bears |
| INTC 💯 at open |
| Imagine where it will be 25 years from now! |
| You have no choice but to wait overnight.\n\nMaybe it comes down to flat and you don’t just lose all your money.\n\n\n |
| Still works for me on old reddit |
| congrats on the 2/2, you absolute regarded gambler, now post your actual positions before the next one wipes you out. |
| Shouldn't those apples be oranges? |
| On principle I definitely agree with you. But modern warfare are basically just drones strapped with c4s or grenades flew at infrastructures and strategic positions, and a war to defend Taiwan against China will definitely cause a draft to happen. Now here's the real question; are you willing to be a drone bait and die with fellow Americans for a foreign island against a foreign country? I did 10 years in military and after a few tours, most people just realize it was never about the greater good and more about securing US interests. US wouldn't give a shit about Taiwan if it wasn't because of TSMC, if push comes to shove I am very certain we'd blow up Taiwan first before China gets to it. TSMC can either die with Taiwan, or move over to US and change the Taiwan part of their name to Texas.\n\nAnyway I'd like to continue, but in the spirit of the sub this is getting too off-topic. Calls on INTC and direct pumping from retard-in-chief, for once INTC can't go tits up |
| I bought $20k of stock 2 minutes into the call. David Zinsner hasn't fumbled somehow. |
| Nobody tell him |
| VM does it look like spy will break 710 tomorrow? |
| 2/2 FOR FUCKING INTC BETS. GET REKT GEY BEARS |
| Only us based chip supplier |
| Hey.. How you doing… Well I’m doing just fine.. I lied I’m 👆 |
| what is reddit |
| INTC red by open |
| SOXX chart is straight up comical |
| I held INTC for a year at 19$ cost and sold when Hormuz got reclosed for 56$. Profit is profit I guess, but what the fuck this shit just broke $80 2 weeks later. |
| Is it adjusted for inflation? |
| It only beat on adjusted EPS because people assumed they're fucking stupid and would have another 0 quarter |
| Wow! I am praying for you! I have a stable job so I don't fear losing it but it can happen to anyone |
| that is if they are even real. . . |
| Just did |
| So now can we bet on poly market if that soldier gets prosecuted? |
| I keep thinking...this can't be real. I sold it when it was like $25. Obv I wish I'd kept it, but this is a little silly. |
| I once held AMD at 30$.. but sold it because I was young, naive and though a 2k profit was nice. |
| Mfer doubted me |
| 🥭saved INTC |
| It recovered my losses too. |
| Bruh |
| Indefinite to 3 weeks .. check back in 3 weeks to go back to indefinite 🌮 |
| Hmmm, only took 25 years. \n\nNot bad. \n\nDiamond hands |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/chewks made a bet that INTC would go to 80.0 within **1 day** when it was 77.28 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.\n\nTheir record is now 8 wins and 41 losses\nYou're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Just run 0DTE ^SPX / .SPX puts. I just buy and flip the second they go green. |
| Wtf is reddit stock |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Short-Dependent7676 made a bet that INTC would go to 80.0 within **1 day** when it was 76.48 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.\n\nTheir record is now 28 wins and 35 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Do you know the origin or is it just something people are saying |
| -2% do you mean? |
| Same |
| Cash is the most dangerous position. Plenty people went broke holding cash over long periods of time. Ask anybody who bought a steak 20 years ago and today |
| 840k worth we going to 200 then 400 |
| Probably not. Unless you mean personal depression. The "great depression" had more than just the stock market crash. The dust bowl and the international markets also played a huge role. |
| #281-330-8004 |
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| #WHEN LULU GONNA PIVOT TO ATERTIFIFINAL IILLTEGIEGENCE |
| Yes it does |
| Why are you pooping on your phone? Is this a fetish of yours? |
| car down $550 in 2 days. thats interesting. |
| As it should. Incredible earnings across the board |
| Valid |
| These new comers posting the same INTC Nana shit. |
| RED ALERT - AMD DROPPED $2\n\nMASSIVE BUYING OPP |
| People salty on r/redditstock about Intel earnings lmao: [https://www.reddit.com/r/redditstock/comments/1stfgff/comment/ohvwae9/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/redditstock/comments/1stfgff/comment/ohvwae9/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| GOAT trade! Thank you Nana! |
| lol |
| Nice. |
| Completely irrational pump |
| https://preview.redd.it/h7dzh9vqg0xg1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=626e9cd6207aa6fce9029faf376cf9835a17df65\n\n |
| I was right for my 60$ leap also. \nExcept I bought it 1 month before Nana's grandson. \n\nExpired worthless of course |
| There is 0 chance that intel crosses 80 bucks |
| Idk why people are beating themselves up over Intel, who’s buying calls on earnings for a stock that never moves.\n\nIt was an absolutely long-shot move |
| everything. pump. call is too easy |
| Didn’t dump this time |
| Jokes on these fools. No point buying a cpu when you can’t afford the memory to pair it with. |
| Come at me |
| Intel would go stratospheric lmao |
| #I'm no lumberjack but I just dropped a huge log LMAO🤌 |
| I still do on IBKR |
| feels a little frothy... but what do i know... im not an expert. calls it is boys. |
| why do you plebians still use oil? |
| What’s the biggest one day jump of SPY? Double that |
| Intel and vertiv for me\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/aq388w7ng0xg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=422921963103fd76f8883157ccb01a09294f769b |
| #I need to go poop. BRB.\n\n#Edit: Back (still pooping but on my phone)\n\n#LMAO🤌 |
| Maybe they should…Lean In. |
| Intc puts 0DTE |
| Apologies for my regardmaxxing while writing Godspeed. |
| What is corns ticker? |
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| Slow and steady wing the race... eventually... \n\nGive it another 50 years and it'll 3x from today's numbers. |
| INTC \n\n- beat on revenue by a billion\n- beat on 2Q guide by 2 billion\n- beat on eps by 2800%\n- beat on 2Q eps guide by 250%\n- beat on gross margins by 3% |
| Go granny go! |
| advanced money donator |
| A 2% tomorrow would be soooo nice |
| Can someone tell me why the market sold off hard and then recovered? I was sleeping |
| Fuck CRWV, I’m entering IREN |
| I wonder how many people know that the us government owns 9.9 percent of intel, hence the reason it hasn't stopped pumping (same as soxl). |
| If SPY isnt below $700 by the time i wake up tomorrow i will be speaking to their manager. |
| AMD has some gigantic balls… |
| Insane but 2k at that time was the right decision. |
| Goofy ass market |
| INTC\n\n- beat on revenue by a billion\n- beat on 2Q guide by 2 billion\n- beat on eps by 2800%\n- beat on 2Q eps guide by 250%\n- beat on gross margins by 3% |
| If you bought INTC in the year 2000, you would be breaking even right about now. But if you bought 🌽 in that same year you would be up a few million %. |
| will be funny if China invades Taiwan while US is busy in Iran |
| calls... always calls. everyday until forever. |
| Persian rugs are different |
| Both Cisco and Intel have recovered back to their dot com peaks\n\nThis is the top. Sell it all. |
| I was granted shares at $60 in 2020. Dumped them 2021 for like $58. Its a shit run company that lucked into its current position. |
| Imagine holding Intel for 26 years and barely breaking even |
| this is why i have a reasonably priced ev and charge at home for less than $25/month. I've also made money on oil. i'm not barron but at least i'm not getting fucked over by him lmao |
| INTC cured cancer |
| Who could have predicted oil would be back over $105 again? Are prices susceptible to supply and demand or something? |
| Quit bitching. Check your patriotism |
| QQQ IS UP +17% IN THE LAST 17 TRADING DAYS, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG RIGHT NOW I WONDER LMFAOOOOOO |
| Nah it’s the easiest market in the world |
| Oh nana, what’s my name? \n\nOh nana, what’s my name? \n\nOh nana, what’s my name? \nWhat’s my name? What’s my name? 🎶 |
| VM i sold my 708 puts today. Thanks for the analysis. |
| THANK YOU PAPA LPT |
| Maybe I'm misremembering, but wasn't it his inheritance or whatever? Why are we pretending like it's still grandma's money if she gave it to him? |
| You know, once upon a time many years ago I bought AMD at about 30$ and sold it for a nice 2k profit. I don't remember how many shares I had, but that 2k, would probably be pretty close to 200k lol. |
| I watch Zacks investment strategy |
| What’s the play tomorrow |
| Here comes the rug pull |
| I dont think a lot of people can sell their options before open |
| It’s not though in this case. It’s mostly non engineering roles being reduced. |
| What’s with all the announced mass layoffs? Recession likely or no? |
| Only took a second hardware mania, a quarter century, and 88 PE on non-GAAP earnings |
| I brag here everyday! \n\nI made $27,000 on 0dte aapl calls this week and lost 36,000 today due to my SAAS options |
| How much did he invest which would increase to 1M$? |
| sometimes I feel gross when I see comments on WSB about people buying 1 share of INTC and being happy. |
| You can’t even sell them until tomorrow morning. Why tf would you care about prices only a couple hours after close. Green at night is a bears delight |
| maybe trump just doesn't want europeans to fly in airplanes? maybe he has some kind of beef with richard branson, and he's like, *that fkin guy, i'm gonna block hormuz so hard they gotta ration jet fuel a whole summer!* |
| Mhmm I hedged my Intel stock with ab AMD put thinking I could scalp a correction. Nope. |
| I regret the memes I made of you bro. |
| I bought NOW & IBM calls yesterday 🫠 I also thought Intel would go down on ER but didnt play lol |
| It's a Taiwanese (west China) thing. |
| Buy a leveraged warrant instead of option and IV wont matter only direction |
| It's almost as if I can sell covered calls one week and buy calls another. Crazy |
| The Intel guy was bullied into deleting his Reddit account. I hope he’s still holding them shares. |
| **A tale of two earnings reports**\n\nNewmont $NEM \nBeats estimates by 40% \n2.90 EPS \nRevenue $7.31B \n$3B Free cash flow \n$6B share repurchase program \nAbsolute cash cow with gigantic record breaking earnings, 3B in cash and no debt \n**Stock: FLAT** \n\nIntel $INTC $NANA \nBeat, 0.29 EPS \nRevenue 13B \nNet loss 3B lmao \nAbsolute cash burning machine trying to catch up to TSMC but still three years behind \nMissed most of the AI bubble by fucking around sucking mango's dick and selling stock to Uncle Sam \n**Stock: +30% AH** \n\nAbsolutely retarded market |
| Tale as old as time\n\nBuy high sell low |
| Just right in time when I shorted it. Fuck my stupid chungus life. |
| SOXX set to go up 18 days in a row tomorrow off $INTC earnings.\n\nHow many more days of green? |
| The worse thing is that no one talks about it until it skyrockets |
| The worst is you know he sold there to par his losses |
| Bears were hoping Black Friday but just got PUMPED THE FUCK UP already lmao |
| Now he is rich and we stay poor |
| lol. Sup BirdDad? |
| My sister's ex committed suicide last week |
| Okay then our local genius, what manipulation are you referring to? |
| Anthropic genuinley going to IPO get priced at 500B valuation, open at 2T valuation and run to 3T valuation during trading hours. \n\nOpenAI the same, SpaceX the same. It will be the easiest money ever gained in the history of ever to get in before that IPO AND not have locked up shares. |
| You guys, guess who's the owner of 81 shares of AMD? My wife's boyfriend... I sold mine 4 months ago. |
| Fucking, do I sell intc or cling onto the rocket for as long as I can |
| AMDL bby |
| So I’m paying about $100 to fill up my car so that Barron can make $60 million in insider trading? |
| SAP saving SaaS tomorrow? my personal runner is FIGMA BALLZ. GO FIGMA GO |
| No hunting license |
| Semi conductors ? No, fully erect conductors |
| GFY |
| >Intel had a significant opportunity to acquire Nvidia for approximately $20 billion in 2005, a deal that was proposed by then-CEO Paul Otellini but rejected by the board. At the time, Nvidia was primarily known for graphics chips, and Intel's leadership did not deem the acquisition necessary or valuable enough, a decision now viewed as one of the biggest missed opportunities in tech history.\n\n#LMAO🤌 |
| Bought TSLA for a scalp during day and now down 1.8% on it. Will I break even tomm? |
| Might as well do it tomorrow so i'll make some money? |
| Shit about to dump |
| This is why I don’t play earrings anymore. You’re wrong you lose big. You’re right you might get IV crushed to death anyway. Half the time you’re right and it’s a beat and craters or it’s a miss and rallies anyway. It’s seldom with the gamble as it’s statistically bigly stacked against you no matter what. \n\n0DTE gambling on non-earnings things for me only |
| Someone show MSFT the INTC chart |
| Thank goodness Israel agreed to extending the ceasefire they haven't been following. |
| Lmao |
| Feeling bad FOMO atm |
| Not SAAS! |
| It was up 30% in a month before that. Now its attached rockets to that and is climbing again. |
| I 100% knew it was gonna blow up like anything, back when it was 20$\n\nIf only I could afford 100$. Im so broke, im just here to see y'all loss & profit screenshots so i have something to dream about.\n\nApparently im good at this stock stuff. Been playing with paper money, ive 10x my fake portfolio. |
| Username checks out |
 Bloomberg - Are you a robot? www.bloomberg.com |
| Valuable DD like this is why i cum to this sub |
| Now do puts |
| I feel bad for the nana guy |
| Tpu and Arm technology is the next ai wave goons |
| Spy mooning yet again |
| Yoloing all of your money messing with your emotions\n\nI gamble, but 1% at a time\n\nWhen I gamble 3-5% I freak out |
| Been DCA $10 intel every week since Jan 2025 🙂 \nCALLED IT! |
| CPUs are becoming the chokepoint for data centers. \n\n\nINTC literally was able to sell left over out of date CPUs that they had written off (said they were worthless) because of the data center demand |
| Feels good man \n\n\nIntel foundry is a necessity |
| https://preview.redd.it/2qph2gkmf0xg1.png?width=1182&format=png&auto=webp&s=50449bd27b64943b37b7929286fc710f89e541db\n\n |
| Same. It boggles the mind. |
| Have there been recent updates? Did he end up selling? |
| I knew Intel was oversold but could never fathom the US government and Nvidia taking a stake in them. If it wasn’t for that I would have sold long before it went back up to $40 |
| >TRUMP: NUCLEAR WEAPON STRIKES WORSE THAN OIL AT $200/BBL \n\nGuess we know the oil price in a month will be |
| Someone call Donny and tell him to tweet down the oil price. |
| nice gains bro |
| Oh, thank you man. Appreciate it 🙏 |
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| IBM looking at Intel like Harry Osborne looking at Peter Parker |
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| nice, hold, i think it's going to double or triple from here in the next 12 months if the AI/datacenter boom keeps going. i bought straddle on it and will exercise the call. |
| Poor guy, I’m watching from the sidelines but still, poor guy |
| Both, and never the right one |
| I'm really happy you got it back. Doesn't matter that you missed on the AI thing, I'd say. It stings, but not as much as losing your initial investment. I relate to you on the losing part of the ID. This sorta stuff could and does change a person.\n\nI am with you on the AI part as well. I still don't get the hype, and I work in tech and run LLMs locally and have for long. Wallstreet wants what Wallstreet wants. It's their toy, and they gonna milk it and us with it if we try to go against it. Either go with or abstain. That's what I came to very late understand.\n\nGoodluck to you mate! |
| This post aged like fine milk |
| He's making more than 150k salary lol. Add in RSU + bonus, it's like 450-500k total comp or more. Thing is though, if you can get into Meta, you can likely get into other places. So while Meta does generally pay more, is 50-100k more (when you're already making 350-400k) worth your mental health? |
| I was at work and just watched all my SAAS free fall like a Tom Petty song |
| INTCels was right there... |
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| there is so so so much more money today |
| Nope, other platforms filter words like dead or suicide or homeless because they see it as offensive and detrimental to the content farms so they automatically take down posts with these words. |
| I got fucked by intc and feel terrible 🙁 |
| You good! Shit pumps then dumps by midday. Straddle that shit and double up. |
| Whoever is holding Intel calls/stock, congrats and fuck you in advance!! |
| no no - he has to do it in front of her. . . then he can calculate meaning from her reaction. |
| Cognative bias is your daddy |
| Oh imagine if it was sandisk.... |
| Amd has cpus too |
| Bad idea because agentic AI = CPU up |
| It's gone up like 20% in the last 3 weeks |
| https://preview.redd.it/06d144ubf0xg1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96d627f44fa1ddae323b574ab434abfcb9eadfe3\n\n |
| Only if amd |
| Are you sure? I am outside on my pool deck\n\nPool ain't open yet |
| lol im still confused how intel is growing... are they finally pivoting to AI? LMAOOO |
| Do you guys hold your plays, or do you buy week 1 or 2 out-expiring options and sell whenever you have profits? |
| AMD and this historic run needs to be studied….. |
| I sold some of my shares. Gotta take profits... |
| NVDA a boomer stonk now, fucking poor performance lol |
| IBRX 10$ |
| Do you guys hold your plays, or do you buy week 1 or 2 out-expiring options and sell whenever you have profits? |
| it's a pump and dump scheme bro |
| Lmao you are right |
| Is he in a annihilation of a civilization mood or a we should all get along mood |
| Stroking my shit rn watching intc |
| When it’s Chile to heat her up, Iraq your wife’s pussy |
| If you want a serious reply well Trump doing trump things is already priced in |
| Stop trying to make it happen Pierce |
| Feck it. I’d take. |
| All those bag holders from 1999 are finally laughing, and they only had to wait 27 years. |