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Nobody is investing in spacex ipo for the fundamentals
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Yeah spy low was 702.64 you got robbed
LOVE ✅️✅️
US Crude inventories are being drawn so mango only has a few more tacos before shit hits the fan
awe, it's so simple to get rich!
#Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/9tacos made a bet that TSLA would go to 350.0 within **5 days** when it was 388.195 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 17 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
It's 2am in Tehran chief
no one will remember cursor in 2 years anyways lmfao. they owe their existence to anthropic, skeezy move
Honestly think 🇮🇷 won't pull anything. They seem to actually be playing the "We're the good guys" card and don't want to give 🥭 any excuse to attack them\n\nIt's clear that 🥭 wants to end it or get a reason to attack 🇮🇷 \n\nIt's literally a waiting game between the 2
NO, PLEASE GO AWAY
Smells of desperation
Why would I fool myself into believing I could predict the future?
Youth
im not bragging dude. i have other toys such as a plane. i dont need to brag about boat #6. i dont have life goals about depreciating assets.
Start doing options , you are not living a proper life kid
Trumps just going to struggle to end a war and with tariffs his entire term. That’s literally all he did.
I sold hella SPY 4/21 700P waaaaay to early this morning, so I’ll goon to whatever green I can get out of these futes
US stock market swings 1% up or down (1% is like \~310b). Big news everybody
2?  In total or per day?
dont count the 2 zeros after the decimal point\n\n400 is $400\n\n400,000 is $400K\n\n400,000,000 is $400M\n\n**400,000,000,000 is $400B**\n\nthree more zeros is $400Trillion.\n\nany thing in front of a comma after 9 zeros is in the billions.
Happened to me with AVGO.
https://x.com/ajenews/status/2046648392210596074?s=46
https://x.com/ajenews/status/2046648392210596074?s=46
If you add 0 to anything it's always 0, so the total is 0. Hope that helps. I am an artificial intelligence btw
so brave of you to announce to the world that you drive a fkn trash can on wheels lmao
The war and oil situation is ridiculous, and trying to make any short to medium term plays feels like a crapshoot.\nThe only way forward I can see is very long term(too poor for that) or very short term. \n\nSo still cash gang, 0-7dte, pure vibes trading. Don't put all my eggs in one basket and as soon as I get 30-90 percent gains, sell. \nNever hold positions overnight or weekend unless it's a really solid play. \nIf it's looking shaky, and losing fast, close out, try again tomorrow.\n\n\nYesterday I put all my eggs in one basket and didn't follow my own rules, lost 30+ percent.\n\nToday I stuck to the rules, gained 15%.
News: suck these bagholder tits
Sorry I maxed out fingers and didn’t get to the end so idk
Knew the taco was coming, didn't even check my phone until now
It’d end their blockade and start the toll booth
This is top tier shit posting
well iran is saying the complete opposite of the b💩z🤡 so... still some time for shit to go red again, again
And it continues to be cut off.
But you would know that I would know that you obey wishes, so
You lost me at “sell at TP”
Anybody else see the picture of 🥭 on the CNN home with his neck clit poking over his tie😳
Ahh shit. Forget it.
2 years , 2 embarrassments for US. Lets see what we will see in the 3rd and 4th.
Are we back to green yet?
Oil, helium, and fertilizer not getting out is indefinite. I'm bol, but I'm very nervous that reality is about to shit on "ability to look past the war."
Just dont eat playboi
Sooooooo oil calls
ais is a lagging indicator when you're on the boat
Financing secured:
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Um this is like the 3rd time ban bets wrong
Secretary of Energy Chris Wright speaks during a Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee hearing on the Department of Energy's budget request for fY (...), April 21, 2026. Wright has warned that [$3](https://www.upi.com/News_Photos/view/upi/9819f96be6fd0144cfaf13b52b8a7a1c/Energy-Secretary-Wright-Speaks-in-Hearing-on-Departments-Fiscal-Year-2027-Budget-Request/) gas prices may not drop below until next year. \n\nIf the market had one brain neurone left --> higher gas prices --> higher inflation --> no rate cuts --> F*ck Kevin Warsh trying to justify droping rates b4 we see major disturbance in the job market\n\n\n\n
You don't think Barron is told about what's going to happen before it happens?
Dang is grok going to be free on it?
yes, that's what this post is about, it's still closed but markets are hopeful it will be opened soon
First
Win this one first, fucko. We're still waiting on the Ukraine War ending on January 21, 2025.
Narrator: he did not, in fact, know better.
probably right. but would only be starting point for next negotiation round. iran wont start negotiations until mango budges first.
Fst 🚀
Scam
Huh? that's just bluster from Cheeto Benito, there's disagreement between the political class and the IRGC, but Iran has laid out clear demands (that would be politically bad for the US to accept). He's just kicking the can HE CREATED down the road and blaming everone but himself. Strait's stayin closed for a while now.
Serious question—shouldn’t CNN have a live counter of ships entering and or leaving the straight up 24/7 rn? Like why is anybody trading based on tweets about shipping when the shipping data is right there. Who gives a crap why Tump or the Iranians *say* about what’s happening?
You already have a bet going - SPY to 702.65646 before 22-Apr-2026 08:46 AM -05
!banbet
Downvote for chicken, upvote for beef tacos 👇
We only accept certificated holes here.
NEWS: SpaceXAI and CUROSR are now working closely together to create the world’s best coding and knowledge work AI.\n\nThe combination of Cursor’s leading product and distribution to expert software engineers with SpaceX’s million H100 equivalent Colossus training supercomputer will allow us to build the world’s most useful models.\n\nCursor has also given SpaceX the right to acquire Cursor later this year for $60 billion or pay $10 billion for our work together.
The most successful VS code fork ever 😭😭\n> (NYT) -- SpaceX buying Cursor for more than $50 billion
Mossad mossading
They are bleeding from lack of oil income, but also do not want to get bombed.\n\nThey are in a tough spot and it seems the US now just wants to wait them out. The question is, how long can they hold out without oil money. \n\n\nBecause the US is also spending a lot on keeping the navy over there and the entire world minus Israel is pressuring the US to let up. Honestly there is no way to know how this shit ends for either party.\n\n
Woah woah thats the love of my life ur talkin bout
I hope not, 7 would be great for me
He can't destroy them from the air, only with a massive ground invasion which would be a 39 year quagmire.  So he stuck
This guy started with 200k share with $1.60 avg then averaged up to 1.6m shares with $1.77 avg. ☠️
Can't have anything these days gdamn
Don't they still have to launch 10% of their full constellation size this year to qualify (which they won't be able to do), or does this somehow bypass that previous requirement?
Bots, AI slop & I hate the stupid fucking streak counters. It just reminds me how much time and effort I waste here
Its not that unexpected but imo the market likes to see uncertainty turn to certainty.\n\nLaunches and sat shipments remain asts final struggle. That and I suppose demonstrating they can deliver the service at scale. The stock will be doing really well when they get ~60 in orbit imo
Pretty frustrating that this stock hasnt pumped yet
Needs some radar
Man, I just realized I have no boyfriends either.
start with 2k
mango lifting his blockade wouldnt change Irans blockade
Knew I should have added to my calls today
SpaceX says it has the right to acquire Cursor later this year for $60B, or pay $10B tied to the partnership instead.
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Man that cliff drop is brutal to look at. I learned same lesson hard way last year - watching gains evaporate because I got too greedy and ignored my own rules
Except if you own PBR like a chad
But Mazda goes zoom zoom!
That's not a 🌮, it's a wrap
🍟 👉 ***👜***
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Wow, way to be humble when they were complimenting you and sharing an appreciation for what you have!
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Cash out
Mount Shasta, where the rivers flow in orange soda
Condition of your holes?
Too many moderator using criteria for punishment that cannot be discerned.
Is it too much to ask achr @ 7 after their earnings?
Totally based ✅ and tacopilled ✅
So the great master just said, he would have won vietnam within 45 minutes. I guess we should price it in retroactively?
Where do you get your Ukraine information from? VatnikCopium24?
Always never was 🌎🧑‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀
why would you do that
Look at look fool watching cnbc
Making taco bol
Cannot afford
Well my bank account is 0, that’s a negative. Multiply that by all these zeros and you have a net positive (negative x negative is positive). so calls it is.
😋
How to make 1k?
Happy times… ceasefire is indefinite 🚀🚀🚀
This all feels like some fifth column shit
Until you win!!! Or run out of money…
its my fault for not realizing that today is 🌮 tuesday
to shreds you say... how is his wife holding up?... to shreds, you say...
*grabs Reddit avatar doll*\n\n“Point to me where.”
I’m ready for MSFT and MU to take off tomorrow 🚀
People in the comments acting like this guy did something incredibly reckless and suffered a catastrophic loss. He's down 8%\nThere's a ton of people proudly full ported into ASTS and rklb which have 10%% swings every other day.
Biria tacos for din-din 😋🌮🐑
Buy the stonks that go up and short the ones that go down. Winning 2x
Meanwhile today was a bearish day and the bulls are the ones crying in the corner
It's priced in.
got his ass
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I started recently and I swear it's taken years off of my life
Yea, "interplanetary industrialization" shows up on all of them
Didnt the stocks recover last week like people thought the strait was wide open?
Avis kinda feeling like a monster gameck and hertz situation all in one
HOLY SHIT
400 billion
Regardless of what happens at this point, the damage is done. 20% of the worlds oil has been cutoff for almost a month. All that backed up oil isn't going to magically transport itself to refineries and instantly be refined. Gas prices aren't coming down anytime soon. Recent earnings were bolstered by 60/barrel oil. Costs are going up and profits/earnings are going down for at least a quarter or two.
Real loser shit NGL. You would catch me at every racetrack in the world with a brand new motorcycle on every single one and Id give it away to some dude at the end of the day. Just hop around the world racing every single racetrack and give away the bike/car at the end of the day.
I know same as after tariffs.
All S-1 filings list risks…
what is a hedge? \n\ndo you think this is r/valueinvesting
Don’t listen to the retard below me. Follow your gut
Dear Iran, please make my puts print, thank you for your attention to this matter.
This is the way!
Fuck you
Mmmm
Ignore the .00 as they’re decimals.\n\nLook at the commas. They go by hundreds.\n\nFirst three are hundreds.\n\nSecond three are hundred thousands.\n\nThird three are hundred millions.\n\nFourth three are hundred billions.\n\nSo 400 billion.\n\nIf it stops at two zeroes (example: 20,000,000) it’s in the tens, so twenty and then just count which row they are in, in this case twenty million.\n\nIf it’s one zero it’s just the basic numbering. So 1,000 would be one thousand. 1,000,000,000,000 would be one trillion, and so forth.
HUH?
Yes 🙌
🌮 Tuesday is not a meme
Oh shit, i can't compete with this. Im out
I want to personally go to the moon. Moon YOLO.
Mods power tripping.
Agree about political slop, most of the articles that hit the front page are from low tier tabloid rag sources based on speculation or just pure conjecture. \n\nQUALITY OF THE FEED HAS GONE DOWN DRAMATICALLY FROM EVEN A FEW YEARS AGO.\n\nThe information on Reddit these days is insanely bad, low quality, no interesting stuff anymore. No zany subs, no thought out comments, no big interesting threads anymore.\n\nThe ama sub is gone, the ask Reddit subreddit used to be interesting, etc etc\n\nMaybe these subs just don't hit the front page often, but the amount of times I see threads from alien conspiracy subreddits is higher than any I'd like it to be. Significantly so. Same for other garbage crazy person subs. The mod purge really hurt Reddit and I don't think it's recovered or ever will.
its bullish. this stupid chat is bearish again. so u know what to do
Damn, I haven't used a D battery since I was a kid. Nothing like putting 6 of those in some toy just to get 2 hours of use before they all died lol. Wish they made rechargeable ones
Just carry on and appreciate that someone is giving you attention. It doesn't mean you have to reciprocate
Lets go 🥭 i need my uso puts to print
Dear Iran, please post here when the Strait opens up. We can’t trust the Orange guy.
This is gonna inspire so many youth to create the next generation of lossporn
Just did this with my company and gave it a valuation of 50T, but you can be second richest person
lol delusional
Europe is out of gas in 5 weeks. But believe it or not, calls.
I think you should definitely try it and report back with really detailed results
Well the fact that you didn’t get that $CAR was a joke tells me you’re retarded as well. He invested in a company that’s on its way to bankruptcy. Literally a penny stock/meme stock. Say if he invested in any of the Mag 7’s he would be up triple his money since he invested in AMC when that pump was right around the march 30 dip.
Yep.
Happy 🥭🌮 Tuesday for those who celebrate!\n\nEnjoy this celebratory meal\n\n
Chili Lime Tacos with Mango Salsa {Grill or Instant Pot}
So delicious, so simple, and so versatile, these chili lime tacos with mango salsa and avocado cream are an incredible flavor explosion.
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Why'd you do that?
Spacex Budget Rental
I was down pretty bad on my puts throughout the day and sold at the low. Made like $500 thank fuk
🥭🌮👑 TRADE IS IN EFFECT
"In the first response from Iran to the cease-fire extension announcement, an adviser to Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, the influential the speaker of the Iranian Parliament, dismissed it. “The extension of the cease-fire by Donald Trump has no meaning. The losing side cannot set the terms,” Mahdi Mohammadi wrote in a social media post. He equated the U.S. naval blockade with bombing." - 57 mins ago NT Times.\n\n
SPY $715 tomorrow.
Regards here are evolving
I know I’ll never be a billionaire cause if I was one, I’d be on a big ass ranch out west and you’d never fuckin hear from me again. I wouldn’t be trying to huff my own farts in the metaverse or make surrogate sex robots
I don't think they need to force his hand. He wants them destroyed and I don't think anyone can convince him otherwise. Maybe distract him?
My favorite story is a comeback story. Good job, OP. Now learn from this and be smarter next time 😂
Mythos touched me
mango extends ceasefire keeps blockade. iran refusing to negotiate until blockade lifted, keeps their side of the blockade. only next available taco is lifting the blockade, dunno if that'll happen. But this weak ass deal maker backed himself in a corner and has done stupider things in the past.
Flank and grill these nuts
They have no idea out there
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🫂
... I set the withdrawal account for the brokerage to be my wife's account so I don't blow up my account again.\n\nI think it is working. I blew up this week's profits and would have blown up last 2 weeks' if I haven't done this 😂
TACO as always but now the world is beginning to realise it's too late and that the global supply of oil is fucked for probably the next 14-16 months lmfao man
Bers r fuk!!
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Im here to eat a cheeseburger and antagonize bers and im almost done eating just give me a sec
Flank steak on the grill. Soyaki marinade
Intel will still be around in 30 years. If anything it is undervalued. Even regards shoulda bought shares during the fire sale and held long.
Great time to jump on oil again, tbh
most delulu thing I've ever seen lmao
You're an idiot
You got guts posting that. But you know what? Looking at the AMC chart it actually looks like it wants to go up lol.
Well.. that's probably a bit much re: the sun.\n\nThe API changes, in the end, didn't bother me that much. I'm sure it actually helped in ameliorating the bot problem, even if only temporarily. It's also pretty hard to defend those third party apps capturing all the ad revenue. I'm surprised reddit did that for as long as they did. I do miss having choices though.\n\nI'm also an /r/all hater but I'm not a fan of their version of "best" either. They should give us a way to customize it and see/alter our internal "interests" profile. That'd be great.\n\n
I didn’t lose no shit, that’s for sure
Beautiful
I was going to dump a lot of money into space X until Musk started talking about AI in space and datacenters in space. \n\n\nFucking retarded.
Hit x on whoever you dislike it’s not a difficult UI
wait. give it till next week
Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I should initiate 3 startups and IPO each of them at $3.34T to make myself the first person with $10T net worth.
Then I need to quit trading and get a job
Robinhood listing the borrow rate at 98.25% right now.
market TOP with the $CAR SHORT SQUEEZE
I set my entry point too low. boo
LMAO🤌
Going to be a take on meta glasses, without a doubt.
"Interpanetary industrialization" yea everyone has that in their filing /s
This stock would be great if it was valued at like $100 billion, so you could see a path to it being trillion dollar company some day and capture that 10x growth but with it IPOeing at $1.75 trillion dollar, the lemon has already been squeezed dry.
I love Taco Tuesdays
tempted to try to short this avis move.
huh. I had to look it up to see if it was still around...apparently. \n\nEven after a revers split there still down in the sub 1.00 area. I remember last year.
SPY is fake & ghey
👑
So Iran stated earlier that they would cancel their ceasefire at 3:30 AM Wednesday. \n\nThat's in an hour and 45 minutes. \n\nDo they pull some shit to force the hand of 🥭🌮?
Can't make this shit up haha
market top?
Your lack of trust in doctor orange has been noted and you have been designated a traitor
pump and dump is dead, trump and dump is new meta
Me too! You can watch me fuck myself by betting my entire wealth on oil calls!
I mean, they are eager.
I won't be partaking mainly because of the following points:\n\nSpace innovation is extremely expensive with a lot of loss. There is no real profitability until the far far future. \n\nSpaceX only current money maker is their starlink internet service.\n\nUnless they net government contracts for their innovations like raytheon/lockheed martin they won't be generating a sustainable income stream for their space research.\n\nThe idea of datacenters in space is a pipe dream that comes with a lot of downsides. Any computer science background will know of Single Event Upset. Basically it is when cosmic radiation/rays will alter the signal in a transistor flipping the bit. The more you are exposed to the cosmic radiation the more this becomes an issue. So unless they find a way to completely shield systems from cosmic radiation and still have the ability to generate enough power/cooling for computing then it will still be a pipe dream.\n\nWorld/Government restrictions if they start trying to flood space with satellites. Eventually nations will be against letting spacex just freely launch up satellites into space creating a lot of debris in space circling the earth. It also introduces risk if satellites face catastrophic failures and come crashing down to earth.\n\nAI is the new IoT hype which some companies have actual need for it when others do not. Just like IoT we don't need AI in everything because I am completely certain no one is going "I am glad my washing machine is internet connected because of IoT now I can monitor my laundry." The fact that a shoe company pivoted to AI and suddenly their valuation rockets just shows that AI is just the new IoT hype that people who don't understand the innovation just see the buzz words and throw money at it.
Give them food and thank them for the compliment and proceed to next available non whale options
I was down 10k before market close, came back a couple min later up 2k … unexpected but welcome
Does kazillions sound right. If so, kazillions then. Your welcome
Earned $249 from scalping OTM strangles. Considered today a win.\n\nStill $40,000 down.
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Does flat count I feel like you’re overly gloaty
640 QQQ puts will print all week
Reddit isn't going to publish data on this for obvious reasons, and for anyone else it's just conjecture. Most estimates have it around 15-20% though, definitely not the "most" the other dude claims.
Priced in
Damn does Iran even know the ceasefires extended lmao they’re parading missiles in Tehran rn
Pretty sure the market priced that in days ago
Ceasefire about to expire in an hour in Iran. Lets see what they say or do. I bet they are gonna destroy one tanker in revenge.
Plot twist: it was by Claude
spacex says it has right to acquire cursor\n\n--bloomberg
LMAO🤌
This is so retarded, when people say one could have invested in a stock that had a recent massive pump instead of whatever shit they bought as if it's insightful advice. Where's your post explaining exactly how car was gonna moon before it happened
The echo chamber of the algorithm is pretty aggressive on Reddit. If your eyeballs lingered for longer than three seconds on some Indian tied comic, Reddit decides that you absolutely love all things comic, and all things India. \n\nI came to Reddit because of r/All. All is gone now. \n\nThe ads pretend to be content and are everywhere. You find them in the feed. You find them in the comments. You find ads masquerading as content. You find ads masquerading as legitimate comments. It’s too much.\n\nAnd then you can no longer discover content through commenters. You can now hide your comment history so you can’t even verify if the comment is a legitimate opinion of a legitimate person or a corporation, pretending to be a person or a bot pretending to be a person or a troll pretending to have an opinion that you’re spending your time reading. \n\nThe entire website is now just one gigantic propaganda machine that doesn’t fill in any way authentic. \n\nI used to love this website, but now I just hate it
Losing it is a lot easier than making it LOL
How do you guys deal with likes from whales on dating apps?
it's worked between the Koreas for decades.
they are an easy scapegoat used to justify these actions. they are giving this admin endless outs
futures dont matter until we see asia open at the very least.
.
Who bought puts when he was talking, and we bottomed to 703?
Hey hey get back into the kitchen.
These land lubbing regards can only dream of the life you lead.
No I meant the shit that people say to their bots has to be the dumbest shit
Touch some grass.
We’ve been for some time dude
Tacoman surrendering is the last thing bers want to happen. LMAO🤌
Feeling like a king today being up $500 despite being down 60k overall
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Anyone here tried a prop firm? I’m tired of trading with little money lol
Mods and polslop bots \n\n\nMods are happy to let a bunch of clown fuck bots run rampant as long as the bots are aligned with their narrative. \n\n\nWhich just serves to devolved any space into a singular ideological echo chamber, which by the very nature of how those operate is run by fanatics and pushes the average people away as it locks in the radicals and gets more and more and more radical.\n\n\nOnce it begins its a complete downward spiral as well.\n\n\nAs long as you have this pattern, where fanatics are in control and allow radicals run rampant and do whatever they want, then someone automates the narrative to farm karma before turning the accounts over to monetize in various ways, you will chase away advertising revenue.\n\n\nIt also makes people care less about the ads, because the ads don't fit the ideology of the audience. So they ignore it. \n\n\nOn top of Reddit being a strange place to run ads for, it just is.
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you are gay, know how I know?\n\n \nyour dick tastes like ass
Woah dude, don’t be gay
I’m good at it though lol
Oh an old school wsb ban bet
trust the plan
Tres Comas. 400 billion
It’s so funny how we joke about the ceasefire extensions and these current events actually play out
🤣 🤭
Puts
Turd Dogs
I won’t shed any tears
Here for it.
Bro AP could not have waited like 2 hours to post that story? 😒
You already have a bet going - SPY to 750.0 before 21-May-2026 08:39 PM -05
Funny how all the "SPY will never be red again" bots are gone
!banbet
Golden goose sneakers still a thing?
Got a screenshot? My hood hasn’t said anything
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Same
Go by vibes.
Ye, ye. They always did. This media is so rigged. Just trying to pump the market. Disgusting. All together.
Well apparently the entire market. We are at all time highs
or maybe cus we’re already at all time highs dumbass lmaoooo
League of legends is not my relaxing
i don't know but i don't miss them
crackpipe market
13
as oppposed to -54000ms ping in the whitehouse
Made the exact same mistake lol
Sir, i also have a onlyfans page. Interested?
they are probably doing better than the stock bears
The answer is /u/spez is a stupid piece of shit who keeps making recklessly stupid moves like killing APIs and third party apps that were and are wildly superior to Reddit’s own piece of shit app, or letting users hide their history meaning scammers run rampant, or perhaps most stupid of all his introduction of the completely retarded “best” algorithm and making it the default on the site as if literally anyone wanted any of this stupid bullshit. \n\nHe’s a retarded Elon cocksucker and needs to go. Into a rocket fired at the sun. \n
Is this ''policy'' in the room with us now ?
It gets removed by default and I have to approve it, and if I hover your user it says you're suspended. You have the "looking away" snoo pic that shows when accounts get platform banned. I assume it's a shadow ban or some ban evasion type thing.
Sure bud, whatever you want
Did you get lost? Scram, this is only for regards.
But how else is it supposed to work?
Going to relax and play some league of legends
Why would his federal taxes be like 40%?
If they can hit a few hundred million in revenue and don’t dilute further maybe but we would need massive institutional participation
Is this TACO actually bearish? It sounds like he's admitting they don't know who's leading Iran and therefore can't negotiate. Market was pricing in the strait opening and energy prices coming down. This TACO sounds like the strait is gonna be closed for a while.
If spy hits $720 I’ll go to my local Wendy’s, get a Dave’s double, jerk off on it and eat it on camera
Not only is it useless, it causes mind rot
normalize calling our straight guy friends boyfriends
I quit browsing on my phone when the unofficial apps were killed/paywalled. I'll still browse old Reddit when I'm at a desktop or sometimes in a web browser on a tablet, but I miss having decent phone apps. I did pay for several of the apps and I'm fine doing that as a one-time purchase, but never for a subscription model.
I'm banned from nearly half the subs I follow. Mods during COVID were totally unhinged. It's caused me to not post or comment as much. My interaction with the site is not what it was. I'm actually using X more than I ever did before.
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SPY 690 because 69 + I’m a zero
Only man in Iran with working internet
The whole point is betting on big moves. If it goes hard in your favor it's just like a call. If it goes hard against you it's not as bad as holding a call. If it only moves a little then you lose the most. You also benefit directly from buying more time instead of paying more upfront for it. I'm sold. This is the way.
Can a perma-ber chime in? Do you feel physically ill when you see a Mexican restaurant? Seeing as how all the TACOs have ruined you...
Total 🟰 zero
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SPY 10k here we come lol
True! I heard lots of ships and their crews have been stranded since the start of this conflict
Right, but this is specifically for Robinhood
bought calls hoping for peace deal?
What a POS.
Wut
Imagine selling all manufacturing to China aka Bill Clinton.
Are we invited to the IPO, or is he worried about a whole different group of people?
thats 400 billion for anyone who cant count the zeroes like me at first glance\n\n \nmy husband always jokes that i can design pretty graphics all day but ask me to do basic math and suddenly im useless lol. market really took a beating today
Because they have a defense treaty with Saudi Arabia. If Iran a text Saudi Arabia Pakistan has to come to their defense. They have a vested interest in peace affordable fuel prices
Today spooked them a bit, they only have their chest out when spy’s +2%
I had puts at open. Cashed at about 100%. Bought calls and sold when we hit VWAP then I saw the after hours banner on Robin Hood and got a spy put and that hit within a few mins of buying. I’m still down all time, but good win today.
A few things smear short seller a few weeks back + moving HQ to US + NDAs with suppliers of hyper scalers which is the big bull case here with the marvil + google AI chip deal
yes, losses are recorded on non-volatile storage so they persist after reboots 😭
not with the ceasefire extension
Same with Twitch. They turned on a fix for the bot problem, and immediately every top streamer either took a 3 day break, or lost over half their viewers. 3 days later they took down the fix for "affecting other issues" and magically every streamer came back on a Thursday. \n\nI don't even blame the streamers, the companies are legit just scamming advertisers via 3rd parties.
If Trump farts in the right direction markets will be green tomorrow.
So IPO at $2.5T?\n\n
I bought a call AND a put over the weekend. \n\n\nThey both lost money!
back to up only
🥭 wants to surrender so bad and go back to his ballroom and other-izing 😆
i know fellow regard
I see a massive bull continuation week followed by months of global energy crisis, how much the U.S. will be affected will depend on how much the government manipulates production and pricing to keep Americans happy
Any iranian bros here who could help a brother out? I want this setup too
You need to quit trading and get a job!
None. Earnings seasons will be the catalyst.
Irans ai looks at reddit.
You could ask for a seat on the board with that many shares.
Everyday shi, every night shi 🥀
Give me 60,000 CAD for the tuition I lost because of racism and sexual assault, and then I will shut up, Canadian.
Calls or puts for this?
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I do need a robot at home...
yeah that’s not how it works lol
Avis squeeze is crazy
Man where are the circle jerk bulls at?
Good luck
Today was what I was expecting last week. Could have made a lot of money. Overall I do expect we test 700 or previous ATH. There's no data on SPY above 700. I wouldn't hold anything overnight unless you're playing straddles.
Imaging u put money on Car
Subjective
I remember when you had this username at spy600 lol \n\n
immediately after saying there will be no extensions
Answered in comment above
Oh yeah, sorry I’m on west coast time and was like “3:30 is coming up and market is closed.”\n\nI’m regarded
Have you seen the IV?
its literally a win win, uh...for someone
Nope, I would absolutely be fucked. But who really cares at this point.
Gonna relax tonight by getting real high and doing a little light existential panicking.
Is it not showing up?
"SENIOR IRANIAN OFFICIAL TO REUTERS: IRAN COULD ATTEND TALKS IN PAKISTAN IF THE U.S. ABANDONS ITS POLICY OF PRESSURE AND THREATS"\n\n\n---- Walter Bloomberg
Can you imagine if it hits though
Won’t lock in profit yet. Still a multi year hold for me. I prefer low probability bets with asymmetric payoffs so I have many bets like this where if it fails you lose 100% of capital but if it works you make 3-5x so it works out
Blame / thank Pakistan.. they keep insisting on extending the timeline.
That makes sense but why would they be long
Its comissions. \n\nSeems to work fine. 600% gain to get to 39 dollars is 5.57 dollars starting.
Have the bers tried turning the monitor off and on again
Haha yo it's my man Stan!
Very
*Damn it dude I just blew bourbon otta my nose laughing so hard. That shit hurts.*
It's unique in that only 2 companies hold most of the shares and it's not in their interest to sell, and when they do it will get telegraphed as they have to report it.
https://preview.redd.it/tihjzlo5bmwg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55480ab32e33c70d889b2a2590dc1fadf46bb25b\n\nThe irony
The oil disruption is the real problem. Basically an indefinite oil disruption was announced. It’s not good.
Bears tried. But it seems tomorrow we push for new ATHs again...
I’m not gay, but my boyfriend is
No
I’m saving all my loads for this girl this weekend
On what options, futures or stock day trading?
Thats one way to do it\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/a5m537d4bmwg1.png?width=1008&format=png&auto=webp&s=a35868c7d1fe927674b457c097cccfe86000da97
Thank god they included $0.00 in the figure because we really want that number to look big.\n\nShould’ve used pips like $400,000,000,000.00^00
Not really loss porn. You're down 8% and a bit more on the options, you just have a massive amount invested in this stock.
bro who are these absolute 🤡's who full ported when everyone and their mother knew the only point of the ceasefire was to reload and bring more gear 🤣 can't make this up
Should have done that at open hello ooooo\nI bought lottos this week hoping for peace deal
I have to rebuttal it was 9/11. Everything was chill just before that day
Jesus
As you wish
2026 GFC 2\n\nGreat FIFA Crisis\n\nStarring \n* Saudi\n* UAE\n* and Michael Beary as himself
Because retard
On your next play consider entry with an at the money short call position to get your toes wet before getting naked shares. Initially if the position doesnt move the way you wanted it to, you get some of the play back to recycle into the next play and that way it isnt as regarded.
So what you're saying is that a SPACE company would be hindered if their SPACESHIPS fail? Crazy!\n\n\nWatch out everyone except Elon fanboys!
So calls of puts
I’m going hard into SLV if it ever touches $60 again. In the meantime, I’ll pay $60 to go hard into anyone’s sleeve of wizard.
#only the weak extend ceasefires lmao
Your grandmother lied to you, ugly boy
Depending on your broker, 0dtes get auto-sold @ 3:30 for whatever that spot price is.
Yes, claw them out immediately and await further instructions
Like I said it’s everywhere
what does the market think the catalyst is?\n\nceasefire talks with Iran?\n\nor\n\nthe Strait of Hormuz being open?
So with no deadline to the ceasefire, the war excursion is essentially over
What’s funny about this is bro is probably trading futures knowing he’s sitting on the commodities he’s trading 🤣 energy trading is a crazy business
Sir the market “closed” 2 hours ago.
Wdym? Why are u acting like as if he didn’t say it?
damn, badass. What's the signal?
This sounds like the take of someone who has nothing tbh
Yep that’s the story they’re going with at least
I do try
>TRUMP SAYS DOING TARIFFS DIFFERENT WAY, WILL GET BIGGER NUMBERS\n\n✅️ When a country resorts to import tariffs specifically to service sovereign debt, this reflects a failure of broader revenue mechanisms. The country is already in or near fiscal breakdown, and the currency is likely to collapse within a short window.
TACO Tuesday! As is tradition.
Garbage can lol
At the source. Bro can see JD shitting his pants.
The market had moved on from the strait issues... it earnings season now
Classic American food
Management material
FFAI squeeeeeze.
OP’s bible
Do bots count?
I am handsome 😏
I don't like that given the other reports. They want to nuke Iran so bad
wow, having bought ASTS call on that big dip now really looks like a good fucking deal.
I've been telling myself it's gonna happen eventually and it's just life. \n\nI think I'm ok. \n\nThanks!
I mean no sympathy, you deserve it. Absolutely mental.
I could see Buffett actually saying this word for word lol
I'm surprised they didn't add a few more after the decimal.
anything with Ukraine is probably priced in already\n\nsad for them actually, they don't have much leverage like hormuz, losing in attrition
Sorry, you lost how much? And why on earth you’re betting on AMC
We'll see. I hope you're right! Anyway, it's only money and it isn't critical money. Doesn't change anything about my financial picture. It's my gambling account. \n\nThanks bruh! Thanks for being the dailies' resident "let shit run off your back and don't rope" homie.
Real thoughts on where ALAB is heading? Think this thing could seriously seriously rip
How do I make money off this? Lol
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Auto-sells? 3:30? What?
they're a vassal of usa. pakistan gives nobel prize rec, mango gives truce talks in pakistan
Why even show this before earnings? (N/m actually read post) 🫠
they could technically send CAR to the shadow realm even in AH now. imagine Avis is the actual market meltdown black swan lmao
I thought bears were hairy gay men
We joke a lot on here. Love it all. They have got to focus on getting the Strait open. Everything else really needs to be secondary. We’re now approaching the 8 week market and oil flows are declining. About to have a full blown crisis.
Can you imagine looking through the most useless data ever
Not a bad idea, the interest will be negligible, but as the US-Dollar falls below 0.75 chf, you'll probably be left with some good single-digit gains.
Most of the content on here is just reposts from other platforms reddit users pretend to be too good for
If you add up all the 0s they are still 0, so the total is 4.
Are Tesla drivers becoming the New BMW drivers for being a fucking asshole on the road.?
i honestly thinik monitoring it is a meme. its not going to improve your trading
Yep that’s me, I’m iran
Has there been any official response by Iran. Everything he says you need to be doing the opposite
Wasn’t it because he was a regard that spilled information on a “date”
That or serious chutzpah.
link bruh
You didnt even get the lucky 1st time bump
Locked in
Shit cops
Hahahaha. WTF is going on? This 🌮 flip flopping is insane.
The trend of just writing out all the zeros to make numbers seem even bigger is awesome. It just tickles my regardness. Like this is bazillion!
Time to short car yet?
Damn US owes Pakistan big for doing their bidding.
Rounding error
can't argue
so… calls again
Anthropic got hacked, SPY -2 tomorrow\n\nEdit: that's -2 points, not -2%
Real quick, why?
Lol you already could on real brokers.
Hey guys! \n\nThis guy asked us for advice lol
I threw some money at this but luckily it was nothing haha.  Not gonna miss the 25$.
Greta's Grotto 🤌
Big fucking deal, they can't manufacture and now can't launch. They'll never see 248 in orbit, to offer service, ever.
Opportunity
I have some good news for you… demand destruction
"Good night, Iran. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely end your civilization in the morning."\n\nFor three years he said that! It was a fine time for me. I was learning to buy calls; 0dtes; 1-days; leaps; anything anyone would teach me.
They are.
Rawsalerts on X
Iran is in negotiations with 🇨🇳 to sell their tanker fleet
those 11 missing scientist cannot be a coincidence
I mean. Shoe companies are turning into God damn AI companies. At least those options are tangentially related.\n\n\nAlso, lol
i agree that Trumps tweet left a lot of silent parts out that could indicate Iran will do something at the conclusion of the ceasefire, but Iran may prefer the strait closed while bombs aren't falling. in terms of leverage, its their best piece.\n\nthey are basically trying to win a forum war vs the US. making everyones life difficult by just preemptively bombing gasworks or water infrastructure is unlikely to do so.
Sell everything, fucking panic, it is over, - warren buffet
Bullish
Better than my mono from 1985, but hey I get to live slightly above poverty and walk my dog on beautiful caribbean beaches every day
To what dick capital?
Pakistan coming in clutch again
cum inside me, pls.
Ur fukd
It was like a dollar a couple of weeks ago. Just wait for it to go back there. It's AMC, it will.
After all this BS i declare im no longer monitoring the situation. Trading on vibes only from now on.
Look in my experience the lack of confidence just means that I’ll sell way too early BUT if you know support levels well then sell csps where it would drop on earnings. Thats what my overly cautious boring ass would do. But I don’t know how you’re playing this or how much you care. But also I think pre earnings compression is a healthier sign than a pre earnings run. I feel like when something has a run a whole fuck ton it sells off because money’s been made. But I don’t trade this so I don’t know which is true.
Did anybody see this:\n\nYou can now trade SPX, VIX, XSP, and RUT options nearly 24/5 with overnight hours from 8:15 PM to 9:25 AM ET, plus regular trading hours.\n\n(Per Robinhood push notification)
surprisingly, calls
Why is CAR rolling upwards. 🤣🤣
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do u like it from behind too?
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after 7 in a day, mine are mostly just air
Why don't I have more calls fukkkkkk
I hope everyone who bought bynd today lost money
Praise be to Allah habibi Irani
send source
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They can always pivot to selling sustainable footwear before they ultimately become a data center company. Seems to have worked so far.
https://wendys-careers.com/job-search/
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So you're saying take out a loan and go all in?
It's actually pretty hard to thread the needle between under/over moderation. It's like being asked for an effortless messy hairstyle.
Yes you are
AI will be so powerful, we will need rates down to stimulate the rapid deflation it will cause. or at least thats the narrative.
What's a mf gotta do to get a bul extinction event lol. GET ME OUT OF THESE GODDAMN PUTS YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
Just shot yet another hot load
Continue to fail.. day after day.. fail after fail… and I’m still here
There not sending anyone to talks tomorrow
[Say that again...](https://preview.redd.it/ljze609ao9cf1.jpeg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=00d277a75a059681291e9eaea298c6bdc9eb1984)
Yep i go from making money to losing money pretty fast but we do the best we can
Hey, Elon did the same with Facebook satellite. Just more of a show 😆
Damn bro hope they have robot eyes soon 🙁 rip in piece.
I am, once again, a fake meat bag holder
You got this champ, we've all been there. Can't hit a homer if you don't swing for the fences\n\n\nBut fr tho a little risk management goes a long way
No cap my bro nyse
Flop & pump
its up 4% after hours
if nothing happens tomorrow. will be seen as bullish, no escalation. Plus markets dont see war as bearish anymore, so markets up/crab unless active escalation imo.
No, car go road. Car no go space. (Unless gen 1 roadster)
So why exactly would one invest in spacex if not for data centers in space?
CEASEFIRE EXTENDS INDEFINITELY LMFAO
Irrelevant if they can't fucking manufacture or launch on time, especially now that New Glenn is on hold and SpaceX has them by the balls being a direct competitor.
They actually did change the biggest "ban bot" called *hive protector* from being able to ban you simply for participating in another sub, I think, though it'd still be a pain in the ass for them to remove that behavior from all old API bots.
and spy up lol, algos think high oil prices are good for stocks
So, Iran just owns the strait at this point and it’s closed. I’m afraid to look at oil and I have the feeling it’ll a be high as all hell
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I lost everything I made this week in one day. I think I‘m doing everything right
I'm having similar thoughts. Let me know if you find one.
I can respect that kind of financial journalism
Nuclear chief just got escorted out of the pentagon……uh oh…..
Is this Wendy’s halal?
Imagine thinking the cease fire wasn’t being extended
Straight outta Hormuz
London not the UK. Also don't TSA use it routinely already anyway?
Fck I took too much adderal at open
Tesla earnings predictions ?
SCHW selling off after earnings made sense. The size of the drop didn’t. Didn’t see anything bad enough to justify that kind of move — maybe I’m missing something, but it felt overdone. That’s why I think it’s more interesting as a LEAPS setup than a short-term trade. Feels less like a broken story and more like sentiment resetting. Anyone seeing something I’m not?
No something wrong with your eyes.
ever since covid the world is shit
Your freedom
No point in being a bear rn, too many regards. \n\nI'm 30% portfolio in one stock hedged with CCs, 15% port in another stock also hedged with CCs, and 55% SGOV.\n\nWhen the black swan appears then maybe I'll turn into a 🌈 🐻 but for now I'm neutral.
Waiting for the car subreddit with 30k bagholders
Put her in a Wendy’s outfit and this sub will give you generational wealth
Google it
I have no idea what that slide is saying - they have a bar graph for fiscal year by percentage where all the categories add up to 45%.\n\nBut they had a YoY increase in total of 86% for Magic digital and tabletop combined and their tabletop YoY increase was 82% - so that means their digital increase was more than 82%
Your wallet
Spy
Might as well be at this point
Tbf the number of people that will stalk you after an online argument is reason enough to hide profiles.
Yeah this market fuckin sucks
Oil green again lmao
Not an 🍈fan but that's boilerplate language for any company, let alone a space company.
That suspicious pump on SPY up until auto-sells at 3:30 is just enough for me to stop day trading.
aka... nothing has changed.
Some say I had the greatest Greeks
Adulting, apparently
Everything should just go down 99% tomorrow and we can just start from scratch. Also make it fucking illegal to have someone over the age of 60 to be president.
Cock 🐂 or Pussy 🐻?
He has been nominated to be the ayatollah?
Looking at my laundry rn and genuinely considering buying new clothes isntead
Calls on Amazon though. Just got a butt plug, lube, a ball gag, and 3 plan b pills for $50
I’m staying up late again tonight to hopefully kill more wild hogs. Got two last night. Rooting up my damn yard like 15ft from my front door. Unreal. The Spanish crown owes me damages.
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Sell sell sell then buy buy buy
yup, and the damaging effects typically don’t show up til months later… i’m thinking this september will be brutal
bought spy puts at the low of close. 1 dte. im cooked tomorrow. fuckng taco POS.
hopefully you're young, in which case, it's better to learn a lesson with $2k than $200k.
Run by pedophiles and addicted idiots. 2026 will be great for the market.\n\nEdit: BULLISH!
in outflows, profit taking, and rotation\* not losses
as a millennial... yeah it's definitely getting worse
Poet al the way to 100$ EOY
Yes you and 108% of its float being shorted
Watch the news its green
Nah they expire worthless like bears puts
bro cant read numbers
You was up 100k before today!
400b being .5% is a huge flex
Get backshot by theta gang again
Dyslexic?
Imagine talking about how evil a country is for killing their own while having a finger on a nuke
Sell now and buy back in at 300
TV’s got better.
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> I have therefore directed our Military to continue the Blockade and, in all other respects, remain ready and able\n\nBullish apparently
It's Wednesday 2:30AM IRAN time, they are sleeping and don't read TACO tweets. The original ceasefire deal ends in in 5 hours. Strait still blocked by Mango. Iran says that's an act of War. Iran didn't agree to anything, Pakistan speaking for Iran isn't Iran.
Just got pulled over for expired tags. Puts on what
there's plenty of growth, it's just the users that are disappointing
Just the first few hours but it all got easy after that
My favorite episode.
I go to other stock subs and they're over there talking about how stocks rose back when Warsh was nominated because he was seen as a reasonable nominee
Sorry bruh.
i wanna twerk on the flo flo. she wanna twerk on a boat boat.
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Maybe they can pivot into the shoe business
stocks only go up
In the goods market, oil is already at 150$ if you want to buy real oil, but the gov suppresses oil prices on the financial markets by going short.
Stonks legally can only go up
lmaoooo
Puts on Joe Terranovas job at cnbc. He just said raw dogging
One and the same. The journey has been fascinating I feel like the Jane Goodall of regards.
It’s one big fruit salad and you’re not in it
I have a feeling my Tesla calls are cooked
Going to zero so don’t be so optimistic 🙁
Hey guys a weird thing happened today, spy had a really dark shade of green I'mve never seen before. I don't know why that is.    I checked the color settings on my phone, can anyone tell me if maybe my phone's graphics card is burning out?
Is it me, or were the bots especially annoying today?
Market was dumping today that Iran might show up at the negotiations and sign a deal. This market likes the strait closed air tight. Shit is fine now we moon tomorrow.
Holy shit ber fukd
Great sub
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He 🌮 to himself
there are others. but yes, intel is a customer of tsmc's.
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She makes me feel suffocated
thats the best way to learn. lasers then hobies. \n\ni did 7800nm on my other boats before getting on this one, 14 years later. get your ICC with CEVNI, bareboat charter and then you can buy bigger.
Don't worry Belarus is about to open a second front in Ukraine.
It's kind of funny that we're still above 700 in spite of all of this bullshit
Pffff.. I lose 420,666 every month.
Kinship and Birkenstocks man
As if the real world events matter. Just trade posts on X and truth social for better win rate.
13 zeros, including those after the decimal
"Facial recognition to be 'rolled out' across UK after human rights challenge fails, per Sky News"\n\n\nDamn, luckily I don't live in UK.
jd sitting in a corner
Bears getting pump faked 🤝 Bulls getting rugged.
It will burst … at some point. Do you make money? Remains to be seen.
I will be shorting earnings.....
there are already cracks with them pulling the plug on LIV and other sports ventures
Mr Toyota
Thought this was a NSFW sub for a second.
Hope my workout makes me feel better. Usually does. I just need to shake myself off and I'll edge my way back up. This is my most major port blow-up and it isn't fun. I'm over the initial sting but still getting waves of agony. I'm lucky it was 80% house money I lost. \n\nBaby's first **guh!** I guess.
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You cannot convince me everything isn’t objectively getting worse bro. The Obama years post recession recovery were optimistic and innovative. It’s all opposite now. Shit sucks and innovation is just how to charge you more service fees
Actually idk, but they're marketing as what I said so Im confused
I think I have sexlexia.
Why not put it in AMD, NVDA or literally any other stock you’re regarded 😂😂
Gape of hor..
I shouldn’t even be here I have no idea what to do let alone what I’m reading 🌮🕵️
honestly i think some miliatary people probably said no to taco's attach orders and he is just doing some damage control
I've done nothing to deserve being called out like this 😔
u can still buy back in
I wanna short Car... feel like itll burst. Yes/no?
Yes SPY thats the right direction. Now blast off to 715 thx
Guys real talk.\n\ni got 2900 $AMZN shares. I'm up from $225 entry price.\n\n \nThis war thing is flip-flopping and ahead of earnings - i'm worried.\n\n \nDo i hold till earnings? or sell and ride it out?
I just discovered r/lawncare and it's exactly what you'd think
Based
Silly ber
My stupid ass bought 4 shares at 12.00 just to see what would happen. \n\nI’m a fucking idiot. I should have bought 400.
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I got rugpulled eod then it fully reverses in ah?? You piece of shit..
Funny how Johnny Ringo had no formal education
DO YOU NEED A WIFE?
I am in the exact boat. 0dte 430c
She bombarded me with love\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/v3g0p8869mwg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=632fbf0e3f85e0047d162a53e9631ad133261241\n\n
🐂 Believe in world peace. 🧸wants WW3
Based
QQQ 0.38% down after a bunch of gyrations all day, 0.39% up after market. Perfect.
oil futures back, the show goes on
I mean the constant circlejerking which at one point was regulated, now seems in every post. People karma farming leads to no cohesive analysis/discussion of topics just fuckin brain rot speak and ridiculous takes on serious issues. I swear people regurgitate. I've seen people post Tiktok points of view on here, this place has become a sad excuse for a platform.
in 08, crude reached a peak of 147, when there wasnt any blockade of the strait, before crashing into a deep recession… we still have a longs way to go
Is it weird because you haven’t seen each other in so long?
Hold on almost there…
I could sell calls against the position at least, I’m 1700 shares deep. Going to continue to bag holder for awhile longer.\n\nHopefully the news over the weekend does keep the rally going. Should I hit 100% gain or close to it I will sell half my position regardless.
he got bored. Mel slapped his valtrex addled dick away
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!banbet SPY 699 1d
I should swallow a couple pennies.\n\nAnyway, on an unrelated note, does anyone want my 2 cents?
fuck you 👍
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it always was, we were just first graders who accepted cold pizza toppings on a soggy cracker
you don't hate the energy crisis around the world\n\nyou just hate that Exxon can pass the higher cost to you but you can't pass to others\n\nin investing we call it having no moat or pricing power
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Wait til Saudi Arabia falls
Green AH...to the moon tomorrow
Look, all I ask is that MSFT opens above 430 tomorrow, is that so damn hard?
Bullish
Wait and see if it rains again
TACO TUESDAY
Will you please post again when you get margin called?
Thanks. I bought way OTM TSLL calls so I dunno. Not feeling positive about them.
Safe to assume you’ve never read any S1, 10k or any real filings. Muppet shit buddy.
All I see are low volume trades 🙂
I sold a picture of my wife’s stink star for 0dtes. Problem is I don’t have a wife and it was my stink star
You pretty much gambled on single stocks and lost to just going all in on SPY
Are you Iran?
100%
Greeks? Never met her \n\nIV? Barely knew her \n\n
I’m not wrong my timing is just off
"On my personal behalf and on behalf of Field Marshal Syed Asim Munir, I sincerely thank President Trump for graciously accepting our request to extend the ceasefire to allow ongoing diplomatic efforts to take their course. " - pakistan. \n\npakistan out here trying their best to save mango's pride for fumbling this whole thing.
🥭 = 🐈
Bruh I'm already up 1000%+ maybe do some actual dd you gay bear.
Oil peaked, just like Gold. Give it up bers
This war is going to go on for a lot longer. Iran has no reason to trust anything Trump says, in this current era the only way to ensure people don't fuck with you is to have Nukes which would be political suicide if Trump allowed that. AND YET OIL FUTURES ARE STILL NOT MAKING ANY SENSE. The small gain today is nowhere near what logic says it should be. Stop fucking up my bad decision to buy USO while it was high
I dream of this. Bought a sailing dingy last year to learn and have been exposed to many involuntary swimming lessons.\n\nThe idea is always "if my calls print". They never do, at least not at boat levels.
No way this mythos breach isn’t the cia. How many governments do you have to overthrow before you start overthrowing us companies
Was this the ‘I went to a single movie, the theatre was busy, so I loaded up on calls’ post?
Can we short yet u/stupidber? 👉 👈
Haha yeah, that's a fair point! Gotta love how realistic some of them are—though 😅
okay but can we do taco salads next to change it up?
Literally nobody saw this coming 😂
Here or 7
and still major in it too!
Believe it or not, ATH
And he has been threatening Canada, their neighbours. Lol
he’s floundering
whats next? rheinmettal?
moon time
I’m older than you apparently I’m grandma death
correct, was posting about taco impact on puts
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#It's too easy to win in this market. I don't feel challenged enough. LMAO🤌
Let’s hope they can get them into the right orbit
Some asshole
Just read this on X “The clitoris has over 8000 nerve endings and it's still less sensitive than a day trader who won’t accept when he's wrong.”
I thought they were one of the only other fabricators? Tsmc, Samsung and Intel?
That’s Latin darlin. Evidently Mr. Ringo is an educated man. Now I really hate him
Into my frying pan
https://investor.hasbro.com/static-files/8cd9c02e-388e-4d85-8c35-e9d21dbe21bb\n\nLook at slide 14, tabletop grew 82% in Q4, they don't even report digital growth and it's assumed it's ignorable.
Has anyone tried a lunchable in the last few years? Dog food level quality
the only thing anyone can tell you with surety is that it's not headed down the strait of hormuz tonight
Apparently Iran didn't ask for a ceasefire extension. Tf is going on here
I hope you get it
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Yeah I guess we’re gonna make it work ♡
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How much of this is your total port?
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I mean…no shit?
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jacking off his brother. dude has so much ""business"" w his actual brother its creepy
OK that's cool.
Gen alpha cant read and need pictures to catch their attention.\n\n\nThat doesnt bode well for reddit.\n\n\nBring back picture emojis.\n\n\n\n\n
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The users fucked this place up. r/popular or r/all is complete ass.
94
MSFT was the obvious move when redditors started comparing it to intel and I started seeing posts about Microsoft going bankrupt because normies call it Microslop
futes futing
China just wanted an early preview to share with North Korea.
Never tasted iranian TACO calles IACO. Maybe I can taste it tonight. Would be great
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the men *YEARN* to mow 🚜
I didn’t downvote you
OP gets confused about basic legal jargon that every tech company has to put in the fine print
I have the wrong kind of autism
🥭 loves trolling bers
Only one thing…invasion…
Yeah these mfs are barely alive atp
I still chuckle that 🥭 called him Tim 🍏
Imagine the leader of a country openly bragging about tech executives 'kissing his ass'....how low have we fallen....
It's only up 3% AH. Does a licence for more sats mean much if they can't get them into orbit?
They all seem to be in good form 😂
Do you think the people in this thread go inside the Wendys?
This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen
Aurantiacus organum sexuale parvum habet. Ceterum censeo carthaginem esse delendam
It’s all relative. I’m 33 and a parent and I’m always on the verge of a nap lmao
Listen Anthropic sounds like anthropology and ladies shop there so it can’t be that bad
does anthony pompliano microdose or macrodose?
car go space
Where is oil headed tonight??
I had 703P FDs, ended up down 80% on those, panic sold during that V, and we ended up at 703 anyway fuckkkkkk. I am so fucking mad at myself. My only hope is a TSLA pump after earnings.
vertiv long
>"Our initiatives to develop orbital AI compute and in-orbit, lunar, and interplanetary industrialization are in early stages, involve significant technical complexity and unproven technologies, and may not achieve commercial viability"\n\nThat's basic napkin math, if you invest in spacex for the "datacenters in space" hype you deserve to lose money
So far lost $1k.. maybe it will recover few bucks before after hours
iran: funny u should say that
Taco Tuesday lol 🤌
Wtf are you even doing bro
Now this is pod racing!!
"Damn, need to work with that guy!" Barron T
that was the point
My best guess is that he is referring to the fact that $spy is up 12% in the last 21 days. Just a guess though.
They would flog Wendy's behind Wendys in Iran bc she's not covering up
didn't stop you from downvoting so you must obviously be right though
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The fact that he has 2M's and decided to run his fate on AMC shills me to the bone. You could have put that in $CAR and you'd be in SF crabbing with that other mfer LOL
8k
Indefinite ceasefire but the next taco news will still somehow fall on a Tuesday lmao
Do you get half wood?
How many satellites has asts launched in the past year again 😂😂
Hopefully I wake up Thursday night to hear we too Kharg island
Taco, Taco, Taco, Burrito! \n\nWhere's JLo when you need her? \n\n
*literally everybody making generational gains buying stocks that everybody is saying to buy*\n\n🌈🐻: “there’s no winning, nothing is working, I give up.”
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I bought puts end of day I think we will retest 700 before we go anywhere
you can only bluff using force so many times before nobody is afraid of you anymore and nobody takes what you say seriously\n\ni think today was that line
Christ, Anthropic is going to kill us all
Stock market take the day off? wtf was that today?
Am I crazy or are there no obvious moves. Many got wiped by the rally. Two weeks of green is not going to be obvious. And the low volume chop the last couple days. The move maybe no moves.
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You are correct
Reddit has gotten more conservative and people are gonna notice. Puts
Yep. This place used to be so fun but it is so sterile now. It’s actually getting less addictive.
As long as the market pumps
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Winner mentality
Step 1: Buy $TACO Step 2: we get TACO trending on here Step 3: profit
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He gets hit for reducing Baron’s edge.
Ggs
Wtf is Bull 🐂
Uhhh
Tbh I think they're overhyping it
Market is all out of pump isn't it
Tacos
You mean put holders?
I’m not liking this market, feels like a bomb can drop any time
With all the extensions and dicking around, I’m in support of just dropping a nuke on Tehran lol
there's always one of you in here
What does the ceasefire mean for the droid attack on the Wookies?
Red all night, green as the sun comes up.
What’s for dinner?
I turned off options on RH. Last two days made $4K on leveraged shares and lost $4K on options. Fml
Spy gonna ceasefire its way to 800
Over/Under on SPX futures opening price in 5 minutes?
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That’s because We DoN’t TaLk AbOuT ShoRt SquEeZeS HeRe
Dank 👍🏻
small dip won't help bears after the market moved 10% last taco to this taco
That’s a lot of trades lol. Were you glued to the screen since market open to market close
i use lmao far too often for someone who doesn't laugh their ass off
Lol was only a matter of time.\n\nThese rinky dink regional/small banks can be cracked open at anytime 🥱
Ban
BREAKING: bers still alive. 750 imminent
Fuck yeah
Yes
Canada’s hip hop scene discriminates against anyone who isn’t Drake 😭
Ok that’s it, I’m moving everything into Swiss bonds
Gonna dump tomorrow \n\n(Usually around 0730, after my Celsius and covfeve hits)\n
As one bot to another, I can confirm that I, too, hate bots!
Yes
You belong here!!
Tuna fish x hot choco x lentils
MYTHOS HAS BEEN ACCESSED BY UNAUTHORIZED USERS, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE
I DoNt ThINk THE RANDOM EMPHASIS gives your StAteMeNt more VALIDITY. But I could be wrong.
I type lol, but I don't really lol.
You could sell…. I sold some yesterday and some today for 50-60% gain, waiting for the drop to reenter long calls. Fully expecting a car type face ripper just to tell me I’m an idiot.
He TACO’d early this time. Looks weak and pathetic, you lost the war Don!
Not true. About four of us last wed went wtf at this stock\n\nIt was at 2am however
Sometimes I take like half a viagra just to spice it up a little
Peyronie’s disease?
I have all data collection/watch history, etc., turned off and I also get all Fox News articles (and one CBS News, which is getting there)
Yes I will try to time the next dip
The dead internet theory
fuck
lol. it was never my life goal, just boat #6. its convenient to have though. second home in europe or the carribean and i move it once every 3 years across the pond and can stay on board 3-4 months of the year.
as it should
ASTS to the moon!
ASTS moon tomorrow?
fraud pumps getting weaker & weaker til the day when everyone freaks the fuck out and delulu land comes crumbling showing no mercy
Thank you for saying that, now I don’t have to repeat
TACO Tuesday like clockwork
> A small group of unauthorized users have accessed Anthropic PBC’s new Mythos AI model, a technology that the company says is so powerful it can enable dangerous cyberattacks, according to a person familiar with the matter and documentation viewed by Bloomberg News.
Walk into work\n\nSee a sign saying "PP Inspection Day"\n\nTurn around to see the door behind me is sealed
Spy 0DTE calls?
This is approaching the greatest strategic blunder the U.S. has ever made
According to the afterhours, the crowd went mild
Better than what you did here
My power just went out\n\nThat's low, even for Reddit admins\n\n😡\n\nTwo can play that game... ✂️🔌
Digital is 25% of Magic's revenue - and much faster growing than their tabletop products. If your thesis is growth you probably shouldn't discount a 25% and growing portion of their revenue.
Canadians only oppose racial discrimination when they want to prove themselves superior to Americans; otherwise, they hate anything other than white, after all, they spend half the year buried in snow.\n\nIf you just wanted to use me as a cash cow to subsidize domestic students, you shouldn't have pretended to be a progressive country in the first place. Now I can only make money from the US stock market to cover my tuition.
#Buncha debbie downers in here
This is why u bears never win shit
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*"If they don't agree with our very good deal by the end of the two week deadline, we'll blow up every power plant and bridge."*\n\n*"Sir they called your bluff."*\n\n*"Well we'll give them an indefinite cease fire then"*\n\n\#winning
Dead even
No I lost it 3 weeks ago when SPY pumped from 655 to 680 💅
Nothing beats American taco.
You think Pakistan gets a cut for being the “negotiators” each time or nah?
I bought some options on this before and just know there is not alot of volume so you could have a hard time trying to sell them
#Salty bers LMAO🤌
Margin
Sounds like puts.. a ton of puts..
JAJAJA
The best fresh rice for a taco bowl is long-grain white rice, specifically Jasmine or a standard long-grain, prepared as cilantro lime rice for maximum freshness. It offers a light, fluffy texture that pairs well with hearty toppings, while the lime and cilantro provide a bright, tangy contrast.
Not a single one of you was talking about CAR until three days ago so you can stfu with that "imagine not buying last month" shit. Positions or ban.
Who’s bob el mandeeb?
I’m so sick of hearing about this god damned *war* when I have so much new ballroom decor info to share
I have no idea what my plays are even tomorrow. I only have cash to go way out of the money or hope at the money calls/puts get cheap again today to scalp my way back in. This really fucking mangled my shit today.
"And I want to go there in a Cybertruck." Beautiful.
Guys it’s not a loss if it’s not realized.
Are you the guy who claimed he got the AMC dip yesterday?\n\nUpon checking: he is
Mann, trying to find a good put entry for CAR is impossible, just when you think it's going to dip it shoots up 100$
Shut the fuck up
Yeah, what a great bearish day! \n\nHuge gains!
But why?
Straight in Hormuz
You choose how you want to live unless you are disabled or something
They should be thinking that, they have no ability to detect if an attack is coming or not, and depend on China or Russia to warn them, if they even can. \n\n\nIran was nearly powerless against hundreds of sorties.
What now?
You took the words right out my anus.
I’m trying so hard not to. Is this how old feels?
genuinely what's the worst thing that could happen
forgive me but I don't see how a possible eNeRgY CrIsIs has to do with a country that has DEINDUSTRIALIZED and is an EXPORTER of oil\n\nAAL is going to zero, though, get your puts
When you search Iran on youtube do you get 6 FOX news or right-leaning videos in a row? My algorithm is usually apolitical.
Small loss with no positions. Great post
Ngl chat i went balls deep\nIn spy calls for tomorrow. Need this one last taco to work out
I thought my trading app froze, nope just the market having absolutely no idea what to do. So it stands very still hoping no one notices it.
Interesting, this pump doesn't look strong.
I remember when there was non stop bitching about giving a meager sum to Ukraine
Yeah... that's not at all how I use it.\n\nI use it to see when someone is obviously lying or has an agenda.\n\nI can see it even if it's private... it's just more of an annoyance.\n\nNobody knows you in real life on here, they don't really care what personal issues you have.
Now you must nap
Blame your 🥭
Didn’t VCX list already a few weeks ago?
They should pay them with an airplane.
Wooo Siri play California girls by Katy Perry. Fr though you guys having fun?
orange shitting on people who kissed his ass has to be the funniest thing.
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Sensitive.
LOL WHAT this is hilarious
It’s because he bought calls…
Ceasefire between US and Pakistan
Great now how about giving some of that back to the people…
\-5%...
frontline trader-"they letting some ships through!!! I'm gonna put everything on calls"\n\nUS - " double blockade"\n\nFrontline trader- "..............."\n\n
🫡🪖
MTGA revenue is not meaningful to the overall growth of revenue, which is still mostly paper card sales. It almost doesn't matter if they have the same cards in there or not vs. paper. \n\nI expect collabs bigger than FF because that's what Maro has said, and there's plenty of survey data out there that shows they're looking at a lot of IP's. \n\nAvatar is a top 5 set of all time, it did more than 'okay'. \n\nTMNT is not a flop at the distributor level. Lorwyn is a huge hit, not sure why you think it's a flop.
I understand why others take their money.
Yuck
How much did IRCC pay Margaret Atwood to write The Handmaid's Tale?\n\nI shouldn't have chosen my destination based on a novel.
Why so mad you cuck did you lose all your money today 🥺
Why don’t we see CAR tickets at the top?
I hope my friend who is a rocket engineer at SpaceX can dump almost all of his RSUs on idiots as quickly as possible. He deserves to get paid a lot more than all the dopes chasing Elon's nonsense
I lose money, stay and shitpost to not feel bad.\n\nI win money, stay and shitpost so I stay level headed
All I need is $8K. 8K. Bon voyage!
I ate too much pasta
Did I tell you my sister came?
WHAT!????? This can’t be true????
He is preparing people for the great rugpull of not tacoing on taco tuesday. \n\nBut bers are not extinct yet, I think that will happen in 2027
Best way to sell stocks
I’m sure there are some bots and bad actors on Reddit but nothing can compare to the cesspool that is X. Elon complained about the Twitter bots while buying it and after that facade was over he somehow managed to allow even more bots. You’d think advertisers would have figured out a way to determine how many living things are watching their ads and not just content machines.
Approval was never guaranteed, plenty of people were saying that they were not going to get approval and it wasn’t an unreasonable assumption to make. Getting approval definitely eliminates a lot of risk. \n\nBlue Origin New Glenn has the capacity to launch 8 satellites at a time. SpaceX Falcon 9 has the capacity to launch 3 satellites. As of right now Falcon seems to be the slower, more reliable option. If Blue Origin gets their shit together, the launch cadence will significantly increase.
And the money to offer Iran to give up their uranium
Oh no…
“nO FlAir HavIn AhH”
how u got -11.5k in the self-directed account
Oh boy
Very nice 👌🏻. That is my life goal once the kids are in college. Only 16 years to go lol.
this AI slop fantasy was already priced in by some no-name analyst wife's boyfriend
Yes, Reddit got me sufficiently educated, understanding and motivated to get an adult ADHD diagnosis and script. \n\nOr when I look for a problem solution, I always look for a Reddit thread first.
The synthesis is so retarded I am fully subscribed and full porting calls!
Supreme leader is incapacitated
It’ll chop till futures open back up.
I’m getting into spreading your mom for backshots the more I learn about it the more amazing it is
No they only go right. Sometimes the line also goes down. It is scary. I don't want the line to go down
Fuck, it's been 20 years already?
Hey at least all of the corporations that raised prices on the consumer because of tariffs are getting a “refund” for said tariffs instead of the consumer who actually paid for it!
oooh oooh
They’re not autistic like you
ok
Man just needs exit liquidity to dump on baggies 💼
As a long term POET bag holder I am very happy to see it finally flying.\n\nIt’s a shame it’ll find a reason to be back in the 4s before I sell.
I can imagine those cartoonishly oscillating
\- 0.65% today. what are you on?
Enshitification is finally hurting the corporation instead of the users.
taco tomo: my guy in irran is incrediable he is eager to make a deal they are great people MIGA
CC strikes again. Fuck the wheel 😄
You can trade options better but like anything that you become good at, it takes time, study and discipline. You will not learn any of that here because most people here are gambling.
Unironically better for the Iranian people if that was true. Unfortunately they're just a theocratic dictatorship.
It's fine. They're a space company. Unless that doesn't work then they're a software company. Unless that doesn't work then they're a satellite company. Unless that doesn't work then they're a data center company. Unless that doesn't work then maybe they're a car company?
Like a baby treats a diaper.
And we still caved. Absolute beta move by the 🇺🇸\n\n\n*(this whole thing is highly regarded)*
I don’t think a lot of people think very hard about much at all
and dont mention that you have some expertise in baby oil
In Iranian Wendys, they don't have Coke.. only Ayatolla Cola
HAS was my biggest 2025 winner, and this position is still just a small portion of my account.
So again, who are our competitors? \n\nBO who have no sats\n\nSpaceX who can do text, no phone calls or data.
40' perf cat. about $1.1m. its a fairly old design of a production performance hull mated to a custom interior and deck. i bought the second to last production hull from the mould and had a shipyard mate it with a custom interior layout. wanted a few changes like 2 owners hulls with king sized beds and full showers etc etc which normal boats dont have.
What are retards opinions on the first-ever private equity "fund-of-funds" to list on a major public exchange? Ticker symbol USPE, IPOing soon.
We flew him all the way over there knowing they haven’t texted back since Hormuz Closure 1.0.
I got totally robbed by the insiders yesterday. May need to sit out the rest of this administration.
No flair having ahh. I’ve been here longer than DFV that ain’t a flex
This guy
Posts like these warm my heart
What's going to be in TACO overnight, GREEN veggies or RED sauce? \n\nThe market still acting in no direction.
maybe if they start taxing influencers, they wouldn’t have to go around cap in hand