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| I could finally leave this place if I just won the powerball |
| CLOSE THE CASINO UNTIL SELLING STOPS |
| where is this from I am 5\n\n |
| Berz had an entire extended weekend to pump themselves up. Dump at open to trap bers and then face ripping pump. |
| HEEEEREEE IT COOOOMEES AAAAARGH |
| Sell before they get caught and move money somewhere hidden \n\nDon't know if that is right, just giving you an answer |
| *I was always better James* |
| [Trillion-dollar AI market wipeout happened because investors banked that ‘almost every tech company would come out a winner’](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/trillion-dollar-ai-market-wipeout-115521847.html) |
| I am ugly and I am poor 😔 |
| At which point Netflix vs YouTube will be the endgame. |
| not much |
| Well we have to get to 670 first |
| That was me, my bad |
| It's gonna be a theta day right |
| Open the casino and put me out of my misery. I'm long, so puts folks-- you're welcome. |
| tails |
| Next morning i piss on them and put them in the dish rack. So? |
| Slappers only |
| This is the only thing giving me solace if I decide to sell it all today. At least the pain is over |
| This is bullshit |
| lol I'm ready to make money again. It's been like 6 months now. |
| GOOG has officially broke trend. It’s over for a while |
| +2% by lunch to fall back off after |
| We need a +2 percent day please |
| Just jump bro |
| in the 90's I predicted\n\n1. we'd reach a point where common devices had more compute than 90% of folks would need \n2. That compute would shortly thereafter be priced out of individuals reach\n\n\nI am now going to predict that if General Purpose AI works we will see another dark age/elysium situation where all the benefits of AI Go to the wealthy and regular folks can't afford even the most basic of technology. I give it 50 years on the outside but suspect it will be sooner.\n\nAnd worse, all the data is stored with them and no one will understand the science because it is vectors inferred from some data, and it is bad at citations. \n\nWe will roll back and billions may die. |
| LOL, downvote the truth. 'First move is fake'? Why? I just told you. |
| GOOGL puts at open, fuck it |
| Buy the dip, print? Stay tuned to find out |
| It’s going to be so flat today |
| I have the feeling that in one minute from now it will be a bloodbath |
| Fine but you get the steering wheel controller |
| SNDK too |
| every minute closer to open a lightning cracks outside my window. is that a good sign? |
| Rip(leys) believe it or not |
| i will be lubricating with the tears of ber today |
| 2 friday ago we went from 670 to 693 in one day, we can do it again today right guys |
| Nflx pos |
| It will go crazy for 30 minutes then slowly crush every 0dte to close probably drops to \~675 then rockets to 685 back to 683 is my guess |
| Been a while since mods have had to post *the* phone number |
| Haunting |
| This trend makes too much money to die. |
| -2% day or + 2% day i feel it |
| https://preview.redd.it/mhftk4vve2kg1.png?width=927&format=png&auto=webp&s=1340bf4af46fcc3e2f896150ea11bc737604f52b |
| We don't need this much ram. The scarcity of ram will force the industry to figure out a way that could use ram more efficiently. |
| Need that golden gun cheat code |
| the strait of Hormuz will close by end of week trust me |
| Why isn’t there a Trump post offering condolences about Jesse Jackson? |
| Calls heads or tails? |
| Amazon’s becoming comical |
| Alright boys, I bought calls and poots on SPY SLV and AMD so that my port can fight itself internally all day. Good luck out there y’all |
| yup. 20th feb 330. fml. |
| Can we get a prediction of the hotline will get posted for 2026? I wanna bet on that |
| No way Netflix counter offers. They didn’t even attempt to counter the last offer. |
| I call Oddjob |
| Not having to watch futures when you don’t have shit in the market is actually quite nice. Haven’t felt this levels of relief/low stress in months |
| Full port call as open |
| Bears don't replace the TP after taking a shit. |
| big rally ahead |
| That would be an unethical use, anthropic will not allow it |
| its tired boss |
| MSFT might get delisted this week |
| Goog just waiting for me to sell so it can go back up |
| All this stuff on and about him. Does anyone even know why he was so involved?? |
| Amazon calls |
| I'm up 3% on QQQ this year in my IRA and have made nothing but long trades |
| But the real question is. If Netflix walks, how high will the stock rebound? |
| Spy complete recovery in -10 minutes? |
| ATH TODAY LFG |
| MU weeklies if betting on a bounce back - it will be the first to rocket up 15% in a day. |
| Switch it up and buy on GOG where you can. They've got more mainstream titles than you'd expect given their name. |
| correct, the rest of the market will turn green also |
| sorry.\n\nlet me know when you sell saas tho, pls |
| Where is $690? This is BS |
| Absolute fluster cuck |
| Quanon was right. They were just accusing the wrong people. |
| Fake pump |
| OPEN THE CASINO!!! |
| FUCK YOUR CALLS FUCK YOUR PUTS ITS TIME TO TRADE SIDEWAYS |
| When can the ai agents pump one stock like crazy and then let us on the inside |
| Chasing profits is like chasing Trevalyan on the Cradle level in Goldeneye 64 lmao |
| Yes but that's besides the point. He wants to end Quantitative Easing. He's planning to throw a bomb at the balance sheet and that's not to benefit any of us. It's ideological nonsense and he's gonna fuck us all up. |
| The usual |
| I've got a really bad feeling about this. |
| Bears borrow your razor and then emerge from the bathroom with the same facial hair they had going in. |
| Yes |
| Pump to 682 then side ways till 1:30 then drop |
| Well guys, looks like I’m sticking around, to everyone’s disappointment |
| SCHRODINGERS MARKET TODAY ITS ONLY WHEN WE LOOK IN 3 MINUTES ITS GONNA BE UP OR DOWN LMFAO |
| Man with the number of regards thinking NFLX will win here, makes me think I should take a stab at PSKY |
| i think it’s time to sell my google shares up 70%+ and dump that money into 6/18 calls |
| I was lucky, that i sold my nebius Last week for 100$ |
| What’s up with goog being so weak |
| we pumpin or dumpin at open?! |
| AMZN green against all odds (won’t last) |
| Calls or puts. Also, if for some reason you did have wash sales and do pay the tax, remember that you have it and you can make money in the future on the same security and have $7k prepaid in tax. |
| Toooday big big day fur cybarsecrity.. \nAftah bell Pal & Al networks report card \nPelosi still in boobs deep...I tink she want bigga payday. \nWE FOLLOW HER! |
| Speaking of Epstein, we should have just listened to the schizoids who were telling us about all this stuff in full detail for decades. At this point I'm fully subscribing to whatever else they have to say |
| I'll just stick with games that can run on my current potato thanks. |
| Bears leave dirty dishes in the sink. |
| Nvidia green at open cmon baby |
| God speed.🫡 |
| Not feeling it today |
| overconfident and ready to lose all of my gains |
| Ellisons bout to get the cuck treatment. |
| Shit is going lower Big Dawg |
| I regret not buying one for my rog ally x . It was like $400 and now is close to a $1k 😞 |
| MU plz go up |
| I sold CRSR for SaaS stocks 2 weeks ago. You’re welcome, make sure you inverse me. |
| But I mean if I ai will do the work it should tell us what is it about to pump |
| Very cute of GOOG to give us false hoping by slowly inching up the past 45 mins just to plummet within 30 secs before open |
| Forrest Gump if Forrest was an evil psychopath |
| Name checks out |
| believe it or believe it |
| I am crying but still buying |
| So you not see what is happening in the market? P/E matters at the moment. Look at the Bag7 |
| put/call ratio is 1.36 on SPY, we are near the bottom IMO. usually not far off from a reversal once it gets well over 1.0 |
| r u sellin |
| it would be funny if at open an absolutely diabolical pump happened for a few minutes and then a sudden -99% big red "fuck you, you get a lost century" candle appeared. |
| I think Canada has a program going for that already. |
| It's weird seeing pump and dumps in the comments |
| no crying at the casino today |
| it is. |
| I wouldn’t take too much notice. What doesn’t kill AI makes it stronger. They will figure out the reasoning issue here. It wasn’t long ago that it couldn’t tel you how many R’s in strawberry. If there is a bubble, I don’t see it popping in the near future. |
| Ask AI what stock has the best recurring revenue: It will tell you to buy ADBE |
| Can AMZN make it 10 days down on the spin... that would have been great odds! |
| Google just crashed more 😭 man have mercy on my calls please bro |
| SaaS bagholders where you at. I’m down like 200k on shares alone 🙈 |
| *Tyrone biggums scratches his neck*\n\n\nY'all got any more of that confirmation bias? |
| Bag7 holders in absolute shambles. Full porting the top of a bubble is a strategy |
| Also he's objectively regarded, man was functionally illiterate jfc |
| Ever since I joined WSB my marriage has gotten so much better cuz I just say all the retarded shit here instead of to my wife |
| What kind of ghey shit is this? |
| Def voting for Netflix with my tiny amount of shares. |
| MOG7 bermaxxing |
| Bond market telling us it’s gonna be a no fun day |
| It was propped up on Friday so my puts expire worthless and I cant make money. Now it doesnt have to be propped so it will dump. |
| *chuckles* im in danger |
| > any debt you hold is going to become that much more expensive\n\nyou say it like its a bug when its the main feature 🙂 im not a slave so i would never hold debt, but it sure would be neat to live in a world where those savers/lenders is actually rewarded for their sacrifice of forgoing spending into the future, instead of as now when parasitic banks get payed to forgo nothing and in the process get to steal through inflation from those resposible enough to save.\n\ndeflationary is just another word for rewarding frugality which is a good start to get away from infinite growth model which ofc is impossible on a planet with limited resources. |
| Dip buyers of course buying before market opens so retail gets fucked lol |
| Can you explain further pls? |
| That’s what happens when you give a fuck ton of people 2,000 dollars, multiple times, who don’t even remotely need it. They buy the shit out of stuff. \n\nMy long-time girlfriend and I each got checks. Every single time. We lived together in a medium cost of living area and combined made a little over 100k. We were both in very secure jobs. We had NO need for but were each given 4k (or was it 6k?) \n\nI watched people who made even more money get them as well. It was dumb. Yet here we are |
| Surely if AI could do that it would tell the richest human overlords instead of medieval peons like us. |
| Epstein is like forest gump the guy was involved in every major historical event this past 40 years |
| downvote me to show your support for INFQ |
| A.I doesn't like us bro |
| Even the ones who aren't in the files aren't just gonna pack it up and go home when there's a ton of money to be made. I don't think anyone in that echelon of wealth will make decisions based on how they feel about the Epstein files. That being said I would assume that many of the market makers were involved even if not explicitly mentioned in unredacted sections. |
| no matter what happens today no one will be happy |
| What retards don't realise is that as the market opens, all the orders run though in the order they were placed after hours. Only a complete moron would try and trade the open. Any 'price action' you see then is called regret. |
| I wanna kms fuckkkkk |
| 🙋♂️ |
| Bruh wtf NFLX my leaps are dying here |
| cheaper video cards would be nice too. you'd think the economies of scale would have made consumer-level gpus cheaper but nope lol |
| You might be waiting a while. If I were you and knowing my luck I'd say avoid the market entirely for the next decade. |
| TIM |
| sucks that the worst show on CNBC is the one thats on at market open when I have time to pay attention |
| Reduced to ashes |
| Believe it or not, calls. |
| Damn, they didn't even leave SPY out |
| Red |
| That it will happen. Literally just the statement is the proof |
| sometimes in circles it goes. |
| at this rate WBD is going to buy Netflix instead |
| Just open the fucking casino already you lazy fucks! |
| Good luck China is off |
| I just want the AI bubble to pop so I can buy RAM bro. |
| More room to run? |
| Theta Jerk kinda day |
| I think all rebounds by summer once a few interest rate cuts are conformed. i sold meta at 722 and locked in 50k, and rebought a little lower but way less to buy MSFT instead |
| If AI is going to automate all our jobs, surely it can tell us which stocks to buy and be correct. |
| Hood wanting to compete with bull prices lmao. |
| Professor Brain Worm 🪱 |
| Oh yeah I'm gonna switch from ASTS to Bonds.\n\nSure buddy, that makes sense. |
| Amd what is going on |
| I do remember people saying that. Juggalos say woop woop tho, idk was trying to make a joke |
| Here are the statements:\nNetflix:\n\nhttps://about.netflix.com/en/news/wbd-files-definitive-proxy-statement-and-schedules-special-meeting-for-march\n\nWarner Bros:\n\nhttps://www.wbd.com/news/warner-bros-discovery-sets-special-meeting-date-march-20-2026-and-unanimously-recommends |
| Nah just covering shorts |
| Also the FBI already reviewed all this information and never prosecuted anyone. Nothing is going to come of this |
| Doot doot pingu |
| Anyone else buying this Meli dips |
| Here comes the classic ‘fuck the entire premarket trading pump it ten minutes before open’ |
| Agree f this thing |
| 🌮 |
| NOW up 4% premarket. \n\nSaaSpocalypse over? |
| Dollar ripping |
| the prices are too high for my wendy's wage. |
| 4% risk that Epstein will return before 2027 |
| It’s Chinese new year\n\nWhere’s my money bitches |
| Everyone? Or just the idiots here |
| Wtf happened to GLD? Are calls free money? |
| The vix is pretty high do we see a red reversal midday? |
| You clearly have a $29k net gain on that 1099b |
| Please I need this, I am kind of homeless |
| Calls on GeForce NOW for gamers 😉 |
| This doesn’t seem right, I’d hire a tax person\n\nThis should roll up into the current holding or the most recent sale you wouldn’t double report it |
| Hood |
| Not when everyone is screaming CRASH at a -$4.00 move on a $681 ETF lol |
| The stock market. The only market in which people complain that prices are low. |
| I like him but I couldn’t listen to an audio book 🤣 |
| Your logic is correct if you believe that over 50% of people who control the markets, are in those files. |
| as long as you dry it right away and reapply a layer of oil |
| How? Waymo its self in 5 years will be a trillion dollar company |
| A.I is dead? |
| GOOGL is the worst |
| Yeah, an assload of November 350c |
| Impossible |
| Just for the love of god hedge something/do verticals. |
| For one, this chat is great for fearmaxxing |
| msft is whispering sweet nothings in my ear, all in on calls |
| Should have underperformed |
| Sometimes line goes up, but sometimes it goes down too |
| undervalued * |
| Almost $3.00 of the low now lol SPY is ripping today. Mark it |
| Yes |
| I think its just your standard pump and dump with now dump at the end. Company 1 and company 2 get a standard deal done. Company 1 knows that their direct competitor company 3 needs the same parts. So they leak that they are going to buy the entire inventory that company 2 is going to make for 2026. Price goes bonkers, company 1 doesn't care they are locked into a deal for the next 5 years.\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThen a couple days later company 1 says 'nope deal fell through because..... reasons'. But does the price of the product go back down? Hell no! So now company 3 has to make a deal with the new higher prices as their starting negotiating position. |
| The Retarded Investor\n\nAudiobook Narrated by RFK Jr\n\nChapter 1: Creating a Reddit and Robinhood Account |
| What? Was that AMZN being green for ten seconds? |
| They don't even need to. Shit is going to crash and burn rapidly.\n\n\nToo much debt. |
| I bought GLD because I thought money would flow to gold if it left the stock market. I was wrong 😆 |
| Yes free your spirit from your body |
| I took it and I am still regarded |
| Feels |
| Ah, i see! Okay.. clears up something at least |
| Theres 10,000 qqq 600 0dte puts open. Ain't no fucking way that will be allowed to print |
| Everything is on sale let’s gooooo! |
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| And what are you using to short it? I used BITI, is a shit and scam |
| My friend, ain’t nothing free here |
| You know it's bad when Carvana is dropping |
| It’s an old Internet/gaming thing \n\nVery 2008 |
| Oops my bad. Too excited to see that 700 SPY |
| What’s the argument for both sides? |
| Calls at open are so free |
| Reddit will crater by noon again |
| Wonder if anyone here is holding FIG from ipo week??? |
| AMZN just turned green. Might just buy a call to kill its momentum at open. |
| Open the damn market before I piss myself |
| Buy high sell low. Well done regard! |
| Pam Bondi called the top |
| I’ve seen comments that say, it’s going to dip in first 30 minutes and then rip up. And I’ve seen comments say, it’s going open green and dip after 30 minutes. And honestly, both have good points. |
| My portfolio says otherwise |
| Got an illiterate Juggalo in the mix 🧐 |
| Alphabet is extremely overvalued right now. All in to buy put |
| Agreed |
| My point is, hope for the best is not a good plan, when the IRS already has the data. Yes, go find a CPA firm and have them help you out with the tax situation. |
| Green 10 minutes into open |
| Fuck it, LETS GOO |
| Sooo based on everyone asking where the money is going with their memestonk ports going down...\n\n...do none of you acoustics even look at bonds ever? |
| You see this would be the logical play but dont forget this is also the guy who legit lies about fucking everything and walks back on anything that doesnt go slightly in his favor. Be careful |
| Stuck Market |
| So red today. You’re gonna wish casino was closed |
| Yea i feel it on that lmao nothing hurts me more than my own brain 😂 |
| Bag7 day |
| Do it. |
| Bears: **I used to be a bull, until I took an arrow to the knee.** |
| Mostly memory stocks. MU is a no brainer |
| Stock Market |
| Fuck ice |
| AMZN or MSFT calls |
| Yup |
| FIG bounce is because of partnership with Anthropic |
| This just looking like a short week where I don’t open my Schwab |
| It’s worth $0.00. It ends at$0.01 |
| Mag7 day |
| Cool we dodged nuclear war and spy went up .2% |
| Nothing is like a pretty blonde w phatty |
| it is scientifically impossible for the stock market to go down more than 2 days in a row\n\n |
| meanwhile two pilots in spy airlines\n\nJPOW: "Pulling up too much stalls the aircraft leading it to go down"\n\n🥭: "Up=good, you=bad, me pull up, me halt engines to save fuel"\n\nrinse and repeat |
| Someone just wrote “WOOT WOOT” in this division wide zoom call \n\nGod damn it |
| deepseek v4 when |
| I am going to best buy and buying every GPU and Iphone I can afford, 🥭 just said he won't arm Taiwan. After china invades it will all 10x in price. |
| Still waiting for one of you regards who thinks the market is down because of the Epstein files to explain the mechanics of that. Why would the elites from the files who control the majority of market assets tank the value of their assets in response to the files? |
| BON BON CHOCOLAT GO UP TO THE SKY |
| I wish they never canceled "dirty money" show was awesome |
| SPY was found in the Epstein files |
| I'm this 🤏 close to yoloing 20k on SPX 0DTE calls at open 💀 |
| $EFV, MSCI global value etf, at 93.91 RSI on the 5 yr timeline. |
| Ya’ll would be amazed at how less retarded about the market you would be if you took basic micro and macro in college |
| I accept organs.. just not that one |
| sold an msft put for $35, held for 2 months, bought it back for $87. it hurt. |
| ADBE |
| Already one step ahead of you brother. Had \n McDonald’s breakfast this morning |
| nah even ETFs are cooked, it's unrealized gains |
| Lmao I love seeing this comment. Keep dreaming. |
| Institutions are literal dinosaurs. They spent millions on proven platforms like CRM. Hell, even northwestern mutual uses CRM.\n\nSoftware isn’t dead. |
| Honestly brilliant play by Netflix |
| Dollar is up |
| PE of 30 is not high buddy |
| And work till I'm 89 before ultimately being unable to afford a house? \n\nYou funny, guy. No, I gamble instead |
| Good googly moogly that thang look juicy |
| They're both wretched parasites who run their mouths |
| No luck needed |
| Looks like I’m loading more SNDK and MU calls at open |
| Oh yeah I usually get heart palpitations after a few days 😂 usually the psychological distress is elite |
| Youre right! I forgot we couldn't let Timmys leukemia reduce the bill for mom's car crash. |
| If the consumers aren't employed, how are they paying for any AI related services? |
| ELI5 how this is not just a doomer article \n\nhttps://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/DRALACBN |
| Like P/E matters... It's not the 1980s |
| Adolf Hitler |
| Hell yeah. Hopefully at this low |
| Are you guys ready for the big dump? |
| I wonder how karaoke with that Toyota exec went.... |
| Thinking of getting into metal casting. ZA12 zinc-aluminum alloy looks like a nice starting point. |
| Calling a down day? |
| Why shiny rock down too tho |
| Everyone saying dump or pump I say choppy day |
| Calls at open clearly |
| Damn, I called out a LARP for saying he made over 300k in gains last year, and he deleted his account. EITHER GET RICH IN THE CASINO OR GO FULL REGARD TRYING |
| They made something more degen than 0dte\nBTC 5min to expiration |
| Rip or R.I.P.\n\nStraddles for me. So iow theta day confirmed |
| if mu maintains 390 to april i hit max win 10 bagger |
| Usted Periquea? |
| I have 1000 left what should I yolo? Or not yolo and do a sensible play |
| How? |
| You monster |
| wtf, you need that stupid Mac shit to type in public at a starbucks with fake glasses hoping people notice you or something? |
| These ipos will be the death of us all. |
| If the index tickers don't close above last week's high this week, it's gonna get reaaaally ugly |
| I’m doing the fucking |
| Calling a down day? |
| Yeah that was stupid. I bought a shit ton on margin. |
| BBAI STOCK 28% SHORT FLOAT 120 MILLION SHORT INTREST!!! SQUEEZE COMING WITH SOME VOLUME TO THE UPSIDE!!!! |
| wait for that first 30 min dip then buy it before the 10am reversal. if we get the dip... |
| Can't afford WSJ to read the article. |
| Incredible work there |
| Everybody asks how much is the Dow but nobody asks how is the Dow |
| Theta. Fucking you up every day and twice on a Sunday. |
| lots of twatter posts explaining how she is absolutely retarded too.\n\nnot great |
| anyone else bag holding google calls?? |
| I use a soap and sponge on cast iron and I don’t care |
| I don’t have any money. |
| Ah, the reverse psychology strategy. I guess microsoft calls since saas is dying. |
| I know I am just talking to myself over here but I need to chill out. I am doing everything in my power to resist the urge of trading 0DTEs. And I am not gonna make it back making these Mickey Mouse plays. I need to sit back chill and wait for the right moment to go big. I’m planning to go mostly cash again today. |
| Time to go into the storage locker |
| Oversold oversold oversold |
| Yah me too |
| The NFLX documentary about this manipulation will be legendary. NFLX calls |
| NOW baby |
| My stomach hurts from this one 😂 |
| Saluting Caligula's horse is a thousand times more of a serious proposition than having nuclear negotiations with Jared Kushner |
| Good luck 📈 |
| It might be easier to just send me your money |
| QQQ 0dte options either direction |
| If true, he needs to resign ASAP |
| Gld 0dte calls |
| $QQQ, open - 9:15CST 596-597 | 9:30-11CST 598-604 | EOD - 599.76 |
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| What about getting millions addicted to gambling through counter strike crates, who was that ? |
| I might look into it |
| Theta weekend fucked most of y’all boys lol |
| I’ll buy that for a high price |
| EQPT just had its price target set at $51 currently trading at $33 |
| Gonna rip buttholes |
| Ok Pete |
| Big rotation into Goog at open |
| You mean fed minutes of last month’s meeting where JPow already had a QA about? Minutes are meaningless. |
| Not really actually. It dropped like 50% without news other than worries about AI |
| Modern yugioh is retarded |
| I want da titanium watch wit da steel link band |
| yeah but idk, couldn't find anything yet |
| Shorting 🌽 |
| Show me the door! I will exit voluntarily! |
| googl calls at 300 |
| "ok" |
| More like Saarmaggeddon rather than SaaS apocalypse. |
| I mean the last clip does look like today's pm action |
| What hardware stocks? |
| Trade futures with no stop loss |
| I think there’s too much leverage in the system for that to happen. The outcome is going to be spectacular either way. |
| How much gold can I hold in my hands before I can no longer tread water? |
| which would have been dumb as shit, it was literally free advertising for their trash site |
| Ok boys I’m lubed up ready to watch my port sky dive again today 😃 |
| they call it PDT, i call it self preservation. |
| I was hoping we would open deep red so i could be calls. |
| They’re both douchebags |
| SPY gonna rip today? |
| They took r jerbs |
| RVI?...I think it's time to short HOOD some more |
| Yeah, but 5% random jump pre market demands a news |
| Same. That's why I bought 100 calls last week |
| Nope, it’s growth has stopped and P/E ratio to high. |
| It costs the whole Vendetta |
| Nerd shit. Go magic instead |
| Whats a strong way to lose 20k in a day? What do I buy a call on? |
| They already are.\n\n \nIt’s a double whammy - Defaults + Major reduction in property taxes. Cities are shifting the property tax burden shortfall from CRE to residential |
| Shit load of puts at 600 on qqq made me say these can't be allowed to make money |
| Google really gonna make me google how to be a homeless tips |
| Poof. Gone. Nothing to see here. |
| Serious delinquencies in 2008-2010: 8%\n\nSerious delinquencies in 2025/26: 1.3%\n\nFOH with this fear mongering bullshit. |
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| TL;DR: Apply @ Wendy’s |
| While everyone calls Sam Altman a con artist, it is really the Anthropic CEO who worships Darth Vader |
| Google was the final blow to my port |
| In 20 minutes the algos will give us a turn soon guys. Then after we get 6.5 hours, the algos get 17.5 hours. It’s only fair. |
| ignoring every indicator that tells me im wrong, searching for that one random indicator telling me im right. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4bwgjfdyb2kg1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=399db919834ec776888f648167009a69a9c50b6f |
| SLVR back down to 50 |
| >Not sure why this time would be any different than 2008. \n\nFor starters these weren't high-risk loans; no one expected a global pandemic that would force people to work from home for months/years, and then return to the office only part time, or use WFH/blended working as a point of negotiation on job offers.\n\nAnyway, time to go back to the office now, or RFK will throw you in autism camp. |
| Insight * \n\nProof “trading” crypto kills brain cells |
| Kinda seems like a perfect storm \n\nIran \n\nEpstein\n\nOpex\n\n🥭 \n\nDollar\n\n🥭 \n\nJobs revised down\n\n🥭 |
| ignoring every indicator that tells me im wrong, searching for indicators telling me im right. |
| Can’t wait to lose it all at open so I concentrate on learning how to play modern day YuGiOh. Shit is hard |
| AI took our jobs |
| A shame because it's the best ram etf available lol |
| Yuge faceripper coming. \nbut only if you believe |
| Now uses AI, everyday the NOW self off make less sense to me |
| 😂😂😂 |
| I doubt you went to high school. |
| Bought 25k shares of CRM, flipped it at 189 bought back at 182. \n\nMilking this bear as long as I can. |
| When Recurring Revenue matters again, ADBE the best or among the best Recurring Revenue, ask AI if y’all don’t believe me, |
| Here is my insight.\n\nGo ask support retard |
| No I think it's just a natural correction to an overreaction |
| The only positive today is that I got a fantastic paczki for today. Everything else about today fucking sucks. |
| https://preview.redd.it/xd41wb9sb2kg1.jpeg?width=289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d7ba167360bfb7704f7bced71ed07b9027a454d\n\n |
| LMAO SAME I have had it on loop for like 3 days |
| Today is a good day to d... Buy GLD |
| 🤣 |
| the market is red because you pussy azz americans have nut allergies |
| Overleveraged top and ongoing, broader derisking. The macro environment isn't friendly right now, and I say that as a maxi not even just a bull. |
| > insite\n\nOf course it's crypto LMAO |
| Everybody realizing it was all a scam |
| Anthropic with their ethical uses of AI and shit. Bruh read the room |
| Fed minutes tomorrow |
| calls on aapl, because a lot of people are thinking the same |
| Im gonna say the same thing I said in February of last year. Get off your phone. and. go. get. a. job. |
| Wendy has 2 for 4 breakfast |
| I’m take all your saas stocks even adbe lol |
| If NFLX can have a big decline on buying WBD then it can also have an equal and opposite rise as the transaction gradually unwinds.\n\nBuy NFLX |
| YOU, bought in too?! Oh my gosh........ |
| cpi was friday, day before was selloff, week after is green week |
| Pisses me off that everything is semi-red. AMZN is green but Google is -1.5% red and I had bullish spreads that now might lose money |
| I you want SPY green you gotta pay the troll toll |
| Retail has bought the dip. We are the captain now. |
| I'm in trouble |
| One of them |
| Yes thats why they spend so much on ads made of cardboard to place on doorsteps worldwide! |
| [i can't get this out of my head.](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/_vGonMV2oWU) |
| And ghey when others are tearful or cheerful |
| Is this shit gonna happen or what? |
| Yo where da peanuts |
| Is tech ever going green again? |
| me too it’s going to fucking 0 |
| Vacancies are a good leading indicator. Mortgage delinquencies become onerous on bank balance sheets. Especially at a time when banks are facing increased liquidity stress. \n\nInteresting times.\n\nA perfect storm some would say. |
| Next CPI is 11th march |
| Oh thank goodness, if Paramount buys them I won't be seeing any DC or WB property content. That makes it easier to save my time and money. |
| Oh it's going to be more than that |
| Goal is to make enough money this week to buy a Mac mini |
| Welcome to spy airlines, \n\nyou may prepare your life jackets and follow cabin instructions very carefully, \n\nwithin a few hours we will enter an area of high turbulence and prepare for an hard landing, \n\nfuel is running out, we have multiple engine failures and radar contact with Air traffic control has broken down due to EMPs, \n\nhave a nice flight, \n\n |
| It's because 90% of the people here are chinese bots or europoors. |
| If companies go bankrupt then the government will step in and bail them out so buying calls it is |
| Enabling it right NOW |
| SOFI will gush money like a volcanoe of Coke after having a massive bag of Mentos thrown in 💦 |
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| Simple as Pie. Everyone buys PUTS and MM pump my calls higher! Let’s fucking gooooo |
| Short squeeze incoming numbnuts |
| We deserved for it to be |
| 700 |
| is this is too obvious short now |
| I'm huffing that hopium |
| SPX on IBKR |
| Shits getting real behind Wendy's dumpsters ... having to offer 2 for 1's just to make my numbers 😤 |
| Wait till you find out who makes all the non advanced chips for cars |
| what’s wrong with sideshow bob twerking |
| It is if you go back far enough |
| Gheys anatomy |
| At what point do you think the owners start jumping off? |
| Damn, maybe dow 50k meme was the top 😭 |
| Calling bulls gey when stocks only go up is crazy |
| This vol does not justify the flatness. Something has to give |
| "Stocks rise on pinky swear insiders won't sell" |
| For now |
| I accept this. I take my L |
| I do. I’ll let you know if you Venmo me |
| Classic bers acting like it’s the end of mankind when futures drop .20%. Everyone knows futures are fake |
| What’s happening? FIG also jumped.. did AI just die? |
| This guy can see the future but he is still a member of WSB lol |
| The SaaS apocalypse is here. Already ordered my Mad Max semi with the flamethrower guitarist.\n\nWhen Salesforce misses earnings, I’m pivoting to recurring revenue: gasoline, bullets, and canned beans. |
| Might fuck around and full port on 0DTE. U can thank quad espresso shot for this |
| Sure fucking is and then big GREEN |
| NOW pre-market |
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| Duh |
| I actually did take a huge 1 piece Pringles can no wiper which has generally coincided with a massive Green Day 98.7% of the time but the charts look bad to me\n\nThis is financial advice |
| Too high for unchanged |
| Username halfway checks out. Not impressive but it is a joke |
| SPY wants uppies |
| Google was the final blow to me |
| I'm looking at my MSFT positions\nIs the bounce in the room with us |
| Might as well flush your money down the toilet |
| Because everyone bought puts. Funniest outcome always wins. |
| 2nd??? Im not even 30 yet and i can think of 3-4! |
| It's going to open flat isn't it. |
| Getting memory back for all the times Sandisk was up $60 on a red day |
| KO still up 14% YTD. Delicious, crisp and iconic Coca-Cola.\n\nBut instead you chose to invest in dogshit semiconductors to fill up horrible datacenters to create photorealistic videos of Sideshow Bob twerking. |
| Oil just shit all over itself |
| No |
| .25% rise hardly explains the memecoin moves in metals we get these days |
| Nope |
| Will be red by EoW buy puts on a spike |
| Dementia |
| No the plan is they need to let that happen as part of making the deal look kosher. \n\nThat and the fact their stock price took a big hit since the deal was announced, so they might not mind stepping away. Might not be as easy to produce the cash anymore. |
| Yup |
| Calls on hardware easy |
| Unironically, we put all of it into the stock market, and a lot of those stocks go up.proportional to the number of bombs |
| Gold is doin that thing again.. |
| I'm guessing Earnings Whisper got onto WSB for using their chart so mods had to photoshop WSB regarded images on top of the calendar lmao |
| 10 actually |
| Amazon is fucked. I bought in.\n\nIts gonna be a long 7 years. |
| There is a thing called a conversion ladder which is essentially setting aside what you want and you get it in 5 years and avoid the tax. There's more to it than that, but that's effectively true.\n\nAlso you can withdraw your contributions (not the earnings) at any point with no penalty.\n\nContribute to your Roth and 401k kids, tax advantaged compounding interest is extremely powerful when you're young. |
| Everything bouncing but memory what gives |
| CPI = selloff into ralley next days. https://gyazo.com/826e221a2aca628780f7cf2578926398 ath this week. |
| Who’s going to play the half time show for Iran strikes? |
| Bro.. dont trade saas rn |
| Thank you Obie one |
| I loved 10% inflation last time. Can’t wait for it again |
| well those are two things that seem in opposition to each other |
| Because we touch ourselves at night |
| Unless it is PayPal |
| lol why is spy tryna be green |
| AMZN 9 red days in a row |
| I’m full believe we are in the same November downturn. There’s an even crazier stat. When more than 115 S&P500 stocks fall more than 7% in a single day across a rolling 8 day window, the average drawdown is approximately ~7% . Michael batnick on twitter |
| Honestly, good choice. Save your ass from eating theta. |
| 🐻 gang stand up, let rekt these gey bulls today |
| I did. And now I just feel SO gay |
| but we arent at 1000 |
| Just lemme know when we can start augmenting ourselves |
| No retard |
| It's a race for someone to get to AGI / infinite money printer / skynet dystopia overlord so that all of the debt stops matrering. |
| Calls |
| It's not even green and why tf are the bols celebrating |
| Nobody has a fucking clue which way we are going today |
| Soooooo......calls? |
| Vaginas are expensive |
| This is true, I was up for one day, and decided to let it ride, and the next day.. it was gone. |
| I’m glad none of us are risky and use margin. Then I would really be worried |
| Best comment all morning |
| But this logic is not sustainable, it creates a massive opportunity for future RAM manufacturer. It will be very likely to get founding either from states wanting autonomy or form investor seeing cash opportunity. \nNvidia would be either force to buy the new producer products, or give up on their strategy |
| FIG earnings is coming out tomorrow AH. i think it's gonna spike up to $28+ |
| 🤡 |
| AMZN looks good for calls, strong support here |
| Spy broke my ankles |
| Feels like a rug at open |
| Sounds meaningless |
| Look, listen—I know why you choose to have your little "group therapy" sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night. The Batman..... |
| checks out |
| Puts |
| My Roth: Oops! All bags. |
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| Up to 686 so I can exit positions |
| Big green dildo inc |
| Drop at opening bell then V |
| SPY |
| Easy 2 billion for Netflix and move on |
| His handler was going there with or without his consent |
| You can withdraw your contributions penalty free at any time from a Roth IRA. There is also a Roth conversion ladder that lets you get around the early withdrawal fee if you're retiring early. I've got about 5 more years left hopefully and I can retire at 43. I'm glad I aggressively put money into my Roth/401k and didn't feel like I missed the money all that much. |
| Nope just bonds and rope |
| Bears watching re runs of greys anatomy listening to the Fray in the background. |
| Covered more SLV at 65.9 (from 70.55, 70.9) and took profit, 🐻😆🐻 |
| Get out |
| $2 off the low of what? |
| I see that happening within the next month though not today, cause midterms are when, in april?\n\nEdit: saw its not til november; however I still see a taco within the next month on the Iran "deal" |
| Puts? |
| I have short dated puts on tsla and PLTR though |
| Better get it checked out |
| Hello Habibi |
| Software shares are falling because AI is going to replace all SaaS, but Mag7 are falling because they will never recoup their investment on AI |
| DXY rippin' and metals getting smacked |
| Be gay when others are fearful |
| Yea exactly, it’s down 2.5% and all you muppets think and hope it goes down because Trump took a stake in it on behalf of all American citizens… it’s not going down. Go buy SNAP had take selfies of yourself |
| All we got from this Iran meeting was more threats from Iran lol 😂 |
| Silver bags, silver bags, it's working time at the Wendy's. |
| I have a whole bunch of calls, just not shirt dated calls! March, April, June Sept etc |
| Doin the lords work 🙏 |
| Insiders getting the news first to open positions accordingly don’t worry folks. |
| Gold calls at open |
| Yes, Sundar has a palace in Tehran. |
| What’s the news on NOW? |
| Why |
| Fucking shit gold |
| Rotation into WMT |
| thanks, I was busy fapping and didnt notice the red |
| 650 |
| Hello sundar |
| bro that sounds like sweet intra-day price action yes please |
| If Epstein were alive today, we would be at SPY 1000...because he was a spy. That's my DD. |
| The other 493 companies and bonds |
| Getting hit for CAPEX spending. From a historical valuation standpoint, it's fairly valued. If the market dumps, it'll go lower, but a long hold will be fine here. |
| Best move for Netflix. They get the breakup fee covered so essentially free cash. Plus they are probably banking on a paramount sale of assets in 5-6 years and they can try to acquire it then |
| Right. I hope. And PE isn't devastating right now, but I guess we will see! |
| V \^ V \^ V \^ V \^ V \^ V \^ |
| Ive fainted and had a slight seizure from not eating enough or staying hydrated. Shits real. |
| Hi Scared, I'm Dad. |
| Ber, it is jover. Congrats to the bulls that held strong |
| Man FUCKKK GOOGLE |
| Mountain cliff, yes |
| Dani Burger is pretty easy on the eyes |
| VIX Has touched ~20 in 8 of the 11 trading days in February.\n\nWe did something like that in November 2025 which led to a 5.2% drawdown in the $SPY.\n\nCurrent $SPY peak to trough drawdown? Only -2.7%. |
| 1000 dollars is not generational wealth. |
| Mom I’m scared |
| I smell exit liquidity |
| What is this market man. Just endless random pumps then dumps |
| hooray, collapse cancelled. |
| The other 493 companies in the SPY |
| These rich folk are cringe af lmao |
| You guys realize we’re over $2.00 off the low? Right? That’s a good sign for bulls today |
| gotta be a calls angle |
| can we not use these hedging mechanics to predict short term direction or behavior and use it to harvest theta? |
| you are so dumb of course you have a ukrainian flag lol |
| What is spy EOD?\n668 or 683? |
| Nvm its so over ! |
| CXMT consumer DDR might go for a bit of a discount (think $400 on a $450 kit) but it won't significantly undercut prices as long as demand is outpacing supply so much. Otherwise, they would just be giving scalpers their profit, without benefiting their market share since they would be selling out either way. |
| Whatever happens GLD and slv getting throttled so that makes me feel a bit better |
| Always adding $WMT. One of my favorite consistent growers. $DUK also, although somewhat less. |
| I love team pursuit, is there a mixed team pursuit? I would like to be at the back. |
| The first 10 moves today are fake |
| Trust me, i have calls from friday and you don't |
| Enlighten us all then sparky |
| Happy Fat Tuesday, before an absolutely hardcore frame-mogging season of prayer and fasting. Part of me is tempted to literally quit eating for the entire time, just to see if I die or not. |
| There taking it all!! Ahhhh!! |
| Yes |
| heathcare has been going down, financial has been going down, technology/ai has been dumping. all the while sp500 is still not far from ath. who the hell have been going up in the past few weeks?? |
| It go down? |
| If GLD and SLV are jumping off the bridge, will you jump off the bridge ? |
| SLV heading to 60 today? 💀 |
| zim baby ! |
| The level of normalized decay is so bad that he sends his son-in-law to negotiate with Iran and nobody bats an eye anymore |
| FUCKKKK GOOOGLE. I just needed it to not do -1.5% on a day and it does it |
| Nvm, we're so back! 🔥 |
| metals and crypto dumping, maybe stocks pumping? |
| Why everything red, my anoos not liking |
| Yields continue to crash |
| AAPL amzn meta bringing us back |
| It's so over 😭 |
| It's been outperforming the spy! |
| How much does a V cost? |
| I will never not laugh when I see this meme |
| right, but before that happened, people made a shit load of shit judgement purchasing decisions. Keeping up with the Joneses is a concept from the 50's. \n\nAnd it never died. |
| Sounds like a solid bit of consumer PR. |
| Fuck the Clarity Act. Not why BTC is down. |
| And the crowd goes mild |
| Practicing my country song accent for karaoke this Friday, it would be perfect vibes after mango crashes everything again |
| Fuck, I’m going to hire you as my quant |
| Open source ai is plenty good. But where i see a risk is that all the raw compute moat (data centers) are owned by the same private giants suffocating opensource models. |
| Brown = Arab (I'm brown and not Arab too) |
| I wish I could buy calls right now during premarket hours\n\nLet's see what I want to do at open. Could honestly be anything including watching like gamblers watched the superbowl |
| Thank you, Louis and Billy Ray. |
| Pokémon cards somehow a better investment than big tech or precious metals |
| ZIM calls |
| Bears can’t even make money because they only have 10 seconds to sell a winning position |
| Imagine? 😒 |
| they’re panican and bidding the DXY up, so disgusting |
| Normal algorithmic testing boundaries, right? Doesn't it happen everyday? |
| The only real market session is asia session. EU and US are both fraud and fake. |
| Hey, can you recommend any resources to learn about flow and dealer hedging mechanics? |
| I need robots to be reality two years ago. Let me either not work or fight and die against the machine overlord ill named Bob. |
| So I sold Celestica and bought Howmet. Then I sold Howment and bought Celestica, I lost money on both trades and now Celestica is down and Howmet is up. |
| This will pop if they file their 10-k as expected. |
| Stop Hating, Start Participating. Twinkle Twinkle baby |
| The goal was always wealth extraction from the labor market to float capital up to the top 👌 |
| MM’s just now: JUST KIDDING THAT PUMP WAS ALSO FAKE, GOOD LUCK OUT THERE TODAY LIL GUY |
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| In or out!? |
| Ching Ching Ching Chong |
| This is how you get a gold mega shrek cock you know. |
| The fact it’s above 20 is a miracle, wtf u talking about |
| The ONLY fucking thing im green af on are these ZIM leaps i forgot i had LMAO |
| Buying more today |
| Silver bags (silver bags)\n\nSilver bags (silver bags)\n\nIts Roping time in the city |
| iran deal and my portfolio is down cause spy is flat and gold is down lol |
| Top 1% in quantity, not awareness |
| China is on holiday and gold will be on sale all week |
| imagine waking up everyday and screaming and crying over options trades and still making less than you would have had you just bought Walmart stock and been up 33% over the last 6 months.... |
| Puts pls |
| spot is far too expensive for what they give you at this point. |
| Intel bulls screaming right now |
| Earnings for the next week |
| 97% of day traders lose money. Of the ones who make money, 2/3 make less than minimum wage doing it.\n\nDay trading isn't increasing the accessibility to the key to wealthy in America. That would be buying and holding, particularly low-cost, broad-market ETFs and index funds |
| Chilling out is not *profitable.* |
| Not really market it’s jus gonna tank more |
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| Fortune favors the bold. Isn't this the group that short squeezed Wall Street? Stop crying and let's crush these shorts with buys. Last April 8 I sold all my regular positions and bought LEAPS and 4X'd my port thank God. Red days suck but they create opportunity. |
| I'm holding out on selling my 4tb nvme drive. I can make almost triple what I paid, but gonna see how high it can go |
| Dan Ives VS Tom Lee Ladder Cage Match |
| SHORT SLV KEEPS PAYING 🤑🤑🤑 |
| lucky red day for lunar new year 🧧 |
| Imagine if we put all Social Security money in the stock market instead of using it to bomb brown kids. |
| Smolik The Hedge Fund is my favorite Neumantendo game |
| Is GOOGL's headquarters located in Iran? |
| Is it actually bullish that Apple is not spending on capex lol is Tim C playing 4d chess |
| I started to trade credit spreads bros, wish me luck as a degenerate selling 0dets |
| I'm 100% sure if I buy puts, it's gonna rocket green, if I buy calls, it's gonna dump to the core of the earth and if I buy both, it's gonna stay flat as the great plains. Which one do you need? |
| The China Gold / sell America trade is a bubble and it just popped |
| USA, ~1999: "Ugh, employees want actual salaries. Let's fire everyone and hire poor Chinese people for 1/5th the money to make all our stuff while teaching them all our trade secrets with no copyright enforcement"\n\n25 years later, China becomes economic powerhouse, threatens to surpass the USA as world superpower.\n\n2023-26: "Ugh employees want actual salaries. Let's fire everyone and spend 200x as much money building AI to replace them, and let Indian tech people build it with no copyright enforcement whatsoever"\n\n\nWe have learned nothing. |
| That’s a nasty wick damn |
| Is he in the files? |
| The Optimus is just a chinese toy with a humane inside - TSLA 350 puts eow |
| https://apps.apple.com/us/app/meeting-guide/id1042822181\n\nSome of you will need this after this week\n\nThere is hope |
| Dw it will soon be 100% owned by the US govt led by the party of small govt and you won’t be able to buy its stock anyway |
| Zamn corn is down. \nTime to go buy in bulk.\nMight buy around 700 kg for now.\nMight be testing some recipes later.\nMight roast some with some butter and cheese as a topping.\nMight turn the rest to biofuel later. |
| Its so easy, sell every short pump |
| Where can I get the tapes for this? |
| This picture looks like we are part of the winter ❄️ Olympics competing in the Alpine slalom category. All down from here. |
| Why you think |
| Shrekus Flaccidus |
| Goodbye hamburger helper\n\n Hello McDonald's quarter pounder 🙏 |
| Eat my shorts man |
| To all the CMPS holders.... Drinks are on me tonight. |
| Go back to England |
| Feeling calls from the balls ⚽️ |
| I will believe anything you tell me baby |
| INTC a screaming buy |
| Bart Simpson market |
| Came from the future, we slightly green today |
| I just took a big loss on a stock and rolled it all into AMZN |
| #Gold, LMFAO! |
| I think NFLX is starting to feel it might not be worth the money & hassle. Especially if a competitor wants to totally self-destruct financially over it. |
| Fake dump - clarity act passes this week |
| holy sheet im glad i sold my SLV |
| What you talking? This whole market is a fraud. Hell, even the US dollar is a fraud. |
| Performing a ritual to banish Jeff Bezos to bald hell this weekend if AMZN doesn’t get back into the 200s. |
| Because I touch myself at night |
| Why would anyone think anything would ever happen? |
| SPY 700 EOW! Nvidia will save the market! |
| Im shocked Musk, Bezos, Gates and co are not capable of allocating their capital in a way that ensures a healthy labour market. They all seemed like such bright sparks |
| Last 3 years? |
| INTC is a fraud organization. |
| Very surprised investors are expecting a war with Iran under a president who never goes to war |
| Liquidate all crypto, delete it from the internet, put money into SPY |
| Y do people say it’s bearish in here… literally any green candle pops up and bols are screaming victory |
| Didn't know Wendy's was paying this well. |
| No one truly cares mate |
| Crash on american open. Stay in for 5 minutes then run. |
| SPY index edges Bols with SPY 700.\n\nSPY index edges Bers with micro-dips which never become macro dips i.e level 3 circuit breakers (-20% or more). \n\nIt would be funny if we had our first level 3 circuit breaker of 2026 today. |
| Same. Even a little higher would be nice |
| Lean Beef Patty or your mom |
| market realy does not care about cpi / job numbers / jobless numbers/ iran x us deal. \n\ncant wait for russia x ukraine peace deal and we go up +0,2% and sell of 2% |
| Shrek plopping his big ole slong on the table, rattling the ground we walk on....the day will be green fella's |
| Blue little guy runs so fast has an equally fast red echidna for a friend |
| FRAUD PUMP |
| Just put the fries in the bag bro |
| Tom Lee and Dan Ives are on Bloomberg, Jim Cramer is just pumping his trades. |
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| Ok yeah Bul twerking that bussy |
| im not talking about 3 years, things are changing within the past year, especially over the past few months. |
| So we go up and right or down and right. Hm |
| Known for his signature submission hold "The Iron Condor" famous wrestler Chris Benoit quit the WWE to pursue a career in Wall street banking. |
| Like anyone cares what the catcunt Karen has to say. 🤌🤷♂️ |
| Do you believe this shit |
| Annnd Reclaimed $680! Back to flat by 9:25am and green by 9:35 |
| Another day of AMZN fucking me hard and good |
| I imagine a taco is in order and we start a war to be able to cancel the midterms. |
| If he did that I’d actually like him to a degree. Well, that *and* abolish daylight savings time. |
| What was that hedging thing ppl talked about again,? |
| it needs to hold this level before i can buy puts |
| I love gym girls |
| Silicon wafers still need to be at the same grading. The differences between modern NANDs and a CPU from a few years ago is astonishingly small in terms of its manufacturing tolerances.\n\nThese plants take years if not decades to spin up to production, much less training the people to use them. |
| TSM been dragging my portfolio through hell |
| *'It’s a money laundering scam.'*\n\nergo it has value... |
| You a broke ass n and we all know it |
| Unstopping myself now |
| Spy had its coffee, hopefully it doesn’t have IBS though. |
| We have to wait until the deal is done and Iran breaks that deal before any attack happens. |
| Bro i need today to be bigly green... for the love of the game pamp it 🥭🙏 |
| “I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of bols suddenly jizzed their pants and were suddenly silenced” |
| yes thats what i said |
| This |
| Play SNDK or CVNA earnings? |
| trying to work out if talks ending way early with Iran (basically useless talks that got nowhere) is bullish or bearish |
| I just want my money back |
| Big if true |
| *IRAN'S ARAGHCHI: HAD 'SERIOUS, CONSTRUCTIVE' TALKS WITH US \n\n*ARAGHCHI: REACHED GENERAL AGREEMENT ON SET OF PRINCIPLES |
| Easy Bull trap |
| Tell the techdouches hellbent on destroying the world |
| be excited when its not theta |
| Can we at least get a good fake pump at open |
| To $170B market cap? I’d buy a shit load of leaps and shares. Shitttttttt |
| everyone and their mother bought puts. time for the MM to liquidate every single short |
| Don’t forget 4. Your moms tits |
| Iran foreign minister stating deal may be made |
| You stopped touching yourself. |
| Sooo when does this thing go up? |
| I thought war was bullish |
| Persians aren’t Arabs bro can you read a book |
| Top End PCs have always been multi thousands anyways. |
| It’s funny because people like you were screeching this to me in 2013 while I was buying as much as I could. \n\nEnjoy your nine to five, tard |
| https://preview.redd.it/m5ikia0t82kg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01a221908732e4ade8b69044962b0a54ffa3d5ea |
| I'm jacking it to tits |
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| It's ok man, you've done a convincing argument, something even an idiot could understand. Nothing can go to zero, and its publicity is BOOMING. Bitcoin has amassed so many nukes and aircraft carriers over the years that its central bank can keep its board for a while. Hopefully you have been trusting it for a year now and been buying! |
| SPY is up like 65% over the last 3 years, what are you talking about |
| I figured someone mightve seen some news like iran deal or something |
| I am winning\nYes |
| This will pump at open |
| What just happened? |
| Sorry I had to fluff him |
| Some poor retail bastards port just got nuked because they thought 6805 was a good spot to short ES 🤣 |
| WE SO BACK |
| “I voted for my pocketbook” |
| Uh oh spy got ahold of the viagra again |
| Because I touch myself at night |
| Market bullish on Iran war. |
| Not sure who needs to hear this but cryptocurrency is not real. It has no value. It’s a money laundering scam. Almost any physical object in the world is more valuable including dog shit. |
| Lmao. Absolutely no reason for any of these moves |
| wtf is that spike all about?! |
| sector rotation, go into boomer stocks. Consumer defensive. |
| Id rather have clean drinking water and electricity to charge my phone and buy options than a funny l8ttle video |
| Try giving the money away to those who need it instead of losing it 😂 |
| I don't want war. I'm long and it would likely cost me gains\n\nthen again... the USS Ford has Lasers. LASERS!!! |
| I invest in AI because I hate you and I hate the environment, but now I'm second guessing myself. I wanted to destroy the earth, but fuck bro, this is a bit too fucking sad. |
| Us Aussie regards getting bashed by the exchange rate 😢 |
| HOLY GREEN CANDLE |
| Why SPY pump |
| Be fearful when others are fearful |
| Bears dancing gayly. Big throbbing green shrocker incoming |
| SHREK FOUND ALIVE AND WELL |
| Stop loss hunting. Like come on guys you’ve been here for years…. |
| If we knew we would all be rich and not shitposting |
| wait what |
| bulls havent had hope for weeks... just so you know |
| Get fuked bers |
| Indians are only native to the Bay Area retard |
| $100k loss in OCUL to start morning. I need some new ideas |
| Not holding above 50 & 200 EMA and barely limping above VWAP... sure. |
| Brrrrrr |
| Green on the way |
| Bloomberg is the best |
| All of a sudden bulls have hope again that will fade in the next 55 minutes 😂 |
| MM’s just now: JUST KIDDING PREMARKET IS BULLSHIT WE’RE GOING HIGHER NOW |
| That dildo on SPY… |
| Lmao bers *not practicing |
| What's a good alternative for Spotify? |
| "he's the antiwar president" |
| Netflix went from 800 to 300 before the split, still could drop another 50% |
| # LMAO bers |
| SMH at ath just about |
| Homie said there would be small dips. |
| I’ll do my own research, thanks |
| DXY mooning is concerning for stonks... |
| He’s Native American? |
| MM intentionally dropping it so Bondi has to put her foot in her mouth. |
| ‘I voted him for the economy’ |
| Nah it just started |
| DEAL WITH IRAN: U.S. WILL KILL ALL BEARS AND GET ARAB FEMBOYS DELIVERED |
| iran x us deal is done. cmon be a catalyst for a. Jobnumbers + CPI + Jobless numbers. 690 is NEEDED |
| We could see all 3 this friday\n\nGovernment shutdown\n\nIran attack\n\nTariff decision |
| Spy 686c 2 days out |
| What the hell is happening with SPY? |
| Agreement with Iran is here\n\nWe moon boys lec gooo\n\nGiga Jupiter + Moon today |
| We’re due for a pump soon 🔜 |
| Uhmmm weird |
| Okay well don’t buy at the top |
| 355 more red days |
| You might be looking in the wrong place.\n\nGoogle serverpartdeals \n\nThat's where a lot of us data-hoarders get our drives. I like the manufacturer recertified sata drives. \n\nI don't think you'll find a better price for the guarantee of no scams or broken shit. |
| But think of all the funny videos you will be able to make |
| I wouldn't be surprised if 🥭 accidentally bankrupts BlackRock and Palantir via 3 am rant on truth social. |
| You watch for news, I watch for entertainment factor. We are not the same. \n\nWhere else will you get Tom Lee, Dan Ives, and Cramer? |
| Low? |
| DJI isn't even 50,000 anymore. It's fucken over you guys |
| I'd still buy tech rather than buying Walmart and Costco at 50 P/E. |
| Pretty depressing how terrible tech broadly has done since October and QQQ is only down like 6% from ATH |
| *laughs in auto industry* |
| are ya winning son? |
| He’s a true regard among the regarded masses |
| CNBC doesn't even have a Terminal bro c'mon meow |
| This is rude as fuck considering I have to pay my lawyer 5 grand this week 🥹 |
| Creativity was already disappearing rapidly. Shit, look at architecture over the past 30 years. Everything is a sterile box with no soul.\n\nAI is gonna finish the job. How ironic that humans will become the drones, and AI will do all of the novel creation... |
| Orange Juice Futures ripping\n180.78\n+10.43 (+6.12%) |
| The biggest disruption so far has been in stakeholders' shrimp brains as they destroy their companies with layoffs and tell the survivors to "just use AI bro". The drop in quality across the board is already starting to be felt. |
| Sundar found in the Epstein files |
| Fraud pump on open = buy puts for next week |
| Per individual. 45k per family. Arbitrarily resets on Jan 1. |
| Shakeout week again? \nThank you Sir, may I have another! |
| Good idea. I’m gonna watch that level as well |
| He’s Vietnamese |
| Bondi made it jump the shark |
| You're weakening your dollar and calling it growth. International money exits shit like that. Still unclear if Kevin will actually warsh his balls. |
| Boutta make mad money son. Wya? |
| No Indians allowed liar |
| Marjin Buu |
| Nah, it won’t take 100 years. A massive purge of millions from a global war will get people back to the basics |
| Wheeeeww glad it had nothing to do with me dumping money into penny stocks, crypto and meme “investments”. I feel vindicated. |
| I heard there’s a dude in this sub you can ask |
| Suicide rate is now ATH |
| I still think we get spy to 685 at least today; despite all the bad news. I’m probably wrong, don’t listen to me. |
| House Beesbury died for this |
| Is that a chicken dinner for the poorest losers? |
| Wohooo |
| I have news.\n\nIt was a shit before shower day. \n\nShit before shower, green power hour. 🥳 |
| bol is literal cancer, bankrupting us over worthless data centers |
| if ber looked at himself seriously he would know he is fuk and gay |
| Sundar found in Epstein files |
| Crash wen? |
| Vol is ridiculous |
| That's not even close to what Walsh wants to do |
| Are there really people who genuinely think this AI bullshit is a good idea? I'm invested in it for the money, but fuck bro, the future is bleak |
| Opa Gangnam style |
| the 2024 top for spy was 612 |
| Bottom or top |
| I’m not familiar with that sport |
| So just you? |
| My target is sub 70$. Every single morning pump on NFLX gets shorted to oblivion. Until one of them doesn’t I suppose. |
| AMZN is down 10 days in a row.\n\nThis is the longest losing-streak in history.\n\nWen bounce? |
| Copay only applies after 20k max out of pocket is reached. |
| margin call chain reaction forced liquidation go brrrrrrr. |
| Saas Apocalypse but NVDA is not killing it. |
| You guys were so insensitive about bubba and the pants 💩 ing that he don’t wanna pump the market no more, he’s a sensitive man |
| So dumping more at market open. Got it. |
| I like finding a futile internet argument on here and upvoting the guy who’s obviously losing. Throw off the stats. |
| Already hit it 2 weeks ago |
| That's why you never buy options on Friday. You are just burning money over the weekend. |
| Never met a black guy named Marjin |
| what happened to the DOW guys? |
| He sounded like maya Angelou actually . |
| $SPY is 3% from all time highs and you got Margin calling. |
| Make it even more fun by making the debt reflect their portion of the national defecit |
| Because it will be 30% lower? |
| Is the DOW still over 50,000???? |
| Bullshit, the memory companies wont' let this happen because it would fuck them in the long run. What kind of morons would want their normal core customer base to go out of business or even be pissed off at them and go find other suppliers? |
| More likely massive red candle |
| Damn imagine having cable these days. |
| suzuki tsunami sushi |
| He’s an idiot |
| And people thought comedy is dead. |
| Because I touch myself at night |
| okay gramps |
| Back to this NFLX, WBD, PSKY bullshit. Either way I'm pirating One Piece😂 |
| Send Dan Ives 2-3 years in Dagestan and forget |
| In one year regards will beg for these prices |
| she needs a top |
| A big beautiful flat 6 months |
| TKO, wwf is recession proof |
| Deffo bought beyond at the top |
| Haha instead of outsourcing tech jobs to India, we're now importing Indians to drive trucks and weld shit.\n\nTrades people boutta feel what it was like to be in tech in 2008.\n\nWhat could possibly go wrong?? |
| Majority of you have short dated calls and it shows |
| Oh Goog why |
| https://preview.redd.it/ate368eh72kg1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8385d9feedbbc6406b7d6c8c33c5ad92eb158fe\n\n¿Answer? |
| "Im bleeding, making me the victor."\n\nReal wimp lo energy from bulls today. |
| guys down or up |
| I’m sorry it’s because I have poet calls I shouldn’t have taken out my retardation on u bro |
| Lucky |
| This is barely a correction more a rotation |
| I was going to say I’ll start worrying when Walmart starts falling but |
| Plus rotation out of WSB fav high beta tech stocks into consumer defensive and utilities etc it’s literally a 30% dip since October for a lot of ports here |
| Yeah the plan is absolutely to swoop in over the next few years and grab things piecemeal with interim licensing. |
| Lucky |
| We will see come April. In the meantime, trying to by miners and hoping it goes a bit lower while China is shut down. |
| Possibly |
| What type of retard has watched CNBC for the past like 10 years? |
| Just ask. If it's real, she will. |
| Free money is always good 👍 |
| 2024 levels is crazy work bro, might wanna double check that chart |
| 🤣🤣🤣 been there before... |
| Got about 20% till margin call |
| Dip buyers in tech will be rewarded. |
| So fiverr calls |
| all the "sign of a bottom" comments were out in full force this morning on that stock |
| Ask for 🐻 vaccine |