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| This is me too. Got so many hedges i dont even know wtf i want the market to do |
| Those ships wouldn't have sunk if they had a ballroom |
| And half pig |
| Huh? He’s been doing absolutely nothing as ceo |
| He got the 5head shined up at Supercuts to go with the pleather jacket for his Zoom interview |
| I'm mad at myself for checking |
| You could think of it as a merger or even as eBay buying out GameStop. Current eBay shareholders will own the majority (\~66%) of the combined company post-acquisition, though the GameStop leadership would (at least initially) be in charge |
| We’re still missing the 5% spy day we had last years run up |
| How much were the contracts worth initially? |
| So then his job is even easier and he has even fewer excuses. |
| LOL |
| When $35C ITM Ryan?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/apqis1lw57zg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48ff4fa6866fa01cf82edd8e565dac223b0fe829 |
| Has anyone checked the website, yet? |
| Palantir needs to grow 500% YoY to justify its valuation not 100%. |
| Jensen original, that's at least 250Bn |
| Sure it will |
| Off $35k!! wtf man. How??? |
| 5% per year is typical. Something more aggressive might get lucky for a stretch and get a few multiples of that (temporarily), but the luck/strategy eventually falters and they either pause or chase losses. 5% per day requires an insane amount of luck. If you kept that up for a year you'd 54 million X your account.\n\nEven if you're working with a fairly small amount you're willing to lose, perhaps $1000, sure you could get $50 a day for a stretch if you play it right (probably 0DTE options), but eventually the bad trades are going to eat into that. |
| Show us the whole portfolio |
| I don’t know much. But I do know that micron tanked after its amazing earnings beat a couple months ago. What does that mean? Bullish on PLTR. (I know nothing) |
| Eat tide\n\npods |
| Lol it’s not a given loss. Part of a ratio spread so if we trade sideways or down I’ll be fine. Max pain like 7240 for me, above or below I’d be profitable |
Brigadier General (BG), Major General (MG), Lieutenant General (LTG), and General (GEN)\n\nBut also, maybe this is an elusive and rare [5 STAR GENERAL.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_of_the_Armies)\n\nBut that article is boring, this is a better explanation-  George Washington- [Brad Neely] The story of the first president. Animation and song by Neely Comics www.youtube.com |
| He was hired to pump a meme stock, no qualified CEO is going to take that gig |
| Before that he was in the marine core |
| According to Twitter, Palantir was going to moon after earnings. This is why I don’t listen to random people online |
| BERS LMAOOO |
| Am i the only stoopid here to use PINS? Never invested in it tho.. |
| me trying to adult while my brain is still on call waiting mode every damn day lmao |
| Lol it's tanking |
| That was funniest most pathetic interview I’ve ever seen. |
| Please nanna! |
| Half stock and half shares. What do you not understand? |
| Its a wonderful idea. Soon Gay and Amazon will battle for world domination. |
| love hits crazy when you're both unemployed |
| Don't you wanta\n\n\nWanta hanta |
| And the oil spill can be cleared easily by dropping a nuke on it |
| I’m considering a leveraged buyout of a large order of fries |
| He thought he was being smart. What a regard |
| Don’t show her your pp then |
| Some of you will buy PLTR puts tomorrow |
| I was there. On the three sunken ships. This is how it happened:\n\nNavy General: What happen ? \nMechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb. \nOperator: We get signal. \nNavy General: What ! \nOperator: Main screen turn on. \nNavy General: It's you !! \nIRAN: How are you gentlemen !! \nIRAN: All your base are belong to us. \nIRAN: You are on the way to destruction. \nNavy General: What you say !! \nIRAN: You have no chance to survive make your time. |
| I never invested in the ape stock but I just saw the CEO’s interview. Holy fucking shit. How can anybody trust this guy. What a clown! |
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| We finna find out 💀 |
| My DOCN shares have been skyrocketing, requiring my covered calls to get rolled practically daily. Hoping post earnings things will calm TF down. |
| One is an acronym, the others are proper nouns |
| You know they are cumming |
| I've decided not to attend the Met Gala tonight. Wanted to spend some qt with you guys. |
| I do perform all my screening and shortlisting over the weekend on a PC though and add them to my Robinhood watchlist with alerts for buy/sell points. Then I just trade on phone during the week. |
| So on the one hand I lost a lot of money today,\non the other hand though my 2027 capital loss write offs are going to printttt 🤑\n |
| i want to apologize for the down day for gamestore. i bought a ton of shares this morning and then sold them on ebay |
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| ngl “the good old days until i lost it all” sounds like my dating history but with stocks lol |
| Actually what I do is research and chart on the computer, but then actually execute daytrades on my phone because it's much faster. Once I know something I want to trade the phone is my weapon of choice. Plus I can be doing fun life stuff and not be tied down as if it was a job. Have not worked a job in 16yrs, not starting now! |
| Yikes that daily candle on SOUN 😬 |
| Uh huh LOL |
| its all bs ever since 2008, need to make money now before the 2033 omnicide. |
| What will be in the note? |
| Why didn't you check the website? |
| What is there to not understand ? It’s a billion in cash, 1/2 stock, 1/2 in store credit, 1/2 subscriptions to Pro Rewards. Read the fucking website |
| there is so much opportunity out there but most aren't capable of e m b r a c i n g it🫴 |
| Net loss in the company, net gain on the individuals |
| "I'm just gonna dilute the stock by 900% to fund it but I can't say that on air or the stock will plummet and I won't be able to afford it then" |
| what you guys wearing? |
| But everyone assured me that Ryan Cohen simply must know what he's doing so such silly questions are a waste of his time! |
| Serious question - what the fuck is going on with all these painfully mediocre bros finding their way into fairly high profile CEO jobs?\n\nThe job isn't even really that hard. The one thing you need to do is be able to talk about the stuff your company is doing and why that stuff is good.\n\nThat's it.\n\nIt's REALLY not that difficult.\n\nIf anyone here has ever talked about any topic in any kind of depth then congrats - you can be a CEO.\n\nEverything else is just listening to the other executives you're the boss of, asking questions, then making decisions.\n\nAgain - it's not that difficult.\n\nTime consuming? Sure. Stressful? I guess if you aren't wired for it.\n\nBut TECHNICALLY difficult? No.\n\nThat's literally why consulting firms like McKinsey exist - to give CEOs with lots of money access to a bunch of people that will literally just tell them what to do.\n\n"I'm out of ideas - where is $300k, tell me what to do next"\n\n |
| I don't understand the question |
| i want to apologize for the down day for gamestore. i bought a ton of shares this morning and then sold them on ebay |
| Get out of here with your facts and reasoning! |
| https://preview.redd.it/nw9wvo5c57zg1.png?width=1466&format=png&auto=webp&s=b01435a30939082b0d6a7998091bf7bbbfad9726\n\nIt's really not complicated |
| It's crazy that apes love him so much when he's so visibly clueless. I'd like to meet some of them irl - they must be entertaining like hell |
| his house |
| Sorry, but I got you beat champ—I made 10-15 to lose 300. I wish I was joking. |
| Time for some fan room counseling… |
| who tf still uses paypal lmao |
| Oil is never going below 99 ever again lmao |
| Intel pumping AMD dumping \n\nIntel has ability to increase supply amd doesn't |
| a man of culture I see |
| Navy.. General... Air Cadet. Believe me. I have all 3. |
| Why do they continue the interview so long? Just hang up, tell the audience he's been wasting their time with bullshit, then go to commercial. And don't interview him again. |
| Well this is what happens if you go on tv and blatantly dodge the question of where you gonna pull 16b out of your ass. Couldn't have seen that one coming. |
| its the new cool CEO thing to do. |
| DID YOU READ THE WEBSITE?!?!? |
| He's the very model of a modern Navy General... |
| Funko pops |
| they'll get a powerplayers card that will give them 20% off a used videogames or an ecommerce company |
| Is the CEO Kendall Roy? |
| Rc needs to hit the gym |
| Admirable. |
| But reading is hard and makes my brain hurt. |
| Theta and Iv wins |
| This is the way!! |
| Wasting it |
| New highs this week it's not euphoric enough yet |
| Leaking next week's news. |
| I ain't never heard someone say dollar one hundred |
| This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill \nFifteen percent concentrated power of will \nFive percent pleasure, fifty percent pain \nAnd a hundred percent reason to remember the name |
"If I have two beans and I add two more beans, what does that make?"  Blackadder - Advanced Math (some beans) YouTube でお気に入りの動画や音楽を楽しみ、オリジナルのコンテンツをアップロードして友だちや家族、世界中の人たちと共有しましょう。 www.youtube.com |
| Most of you were anticipating Palantir earnings today but the real connoisseurs are waiting for Wendy's earnings on Friday |
| I can finally afford Five Guys for dinner. Half cash, half stock. |
| Oh! So that’s what it was! |
| What the hell is even that?! |
| Anyone thinks DFV was a pump and dumper wasn’t paying attention.\n\nGill disappeared as soon as he realized Cohen is a douchebag.\n\nDon’t talk bad about Roaring Kitty |
| YAAASSS ZADDY MOAR LAVA🫴🔥 |
| Did I fuck up putting 40k into Pypl calls not going to sleep tonight lmfao |
| Dude probably already sold his position for 20% profit. |
| or more likely 10k>0k play |
| Agreed. I had calls. Sold 90% friday. Dumped the rest today. This guy is a fucking moron. What a disaster pr of a shit show was that interview. |
| As member of the armed forces I must address him by his formal title. |
| Lmao imagine if GameStop is the thing that starts everything imploding |
| ai |
| You must be young, Captain Kangaroo was the military authority in my day. If he shitposted like this, you'd be in the fallout shelter by now. |
| People think it’s like slick or maybe they just don’t care about anyone else…\n\nEdit: if it’s the bay I just auto blame tech bros for it… |
| https://preview.redd.it/amph5yz257zg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f52d9c7fedd4381b42aec144dd645d3da688bf82\n\nI cleared the whole thing up |
| Friday puts on qqq and spy 3% otm a few 5% otm.\n\n10k>250k play \n\n |
| y pltr red |
| they legit think cohen dropped the mic in that interview, it's so fucking pathetic |
| How about just as unbelievable? |
| Kannst du das mehr erläutern ? |
| If you live in america and aren't in debt wtf you even doing with your life |
| It’s on the website |
| What ship? More like a paddle board |
| I don’t know how the stock didn’t tank 50% after he shows up in a leather jacket and pulls that shit in the interview. What a fucking retard. |
| POET CFO breaks NDA of their single biggest client and Ryan says "Hold My Beer"... |
| I told my dealer I'll pay him half cash half stock |
| Inteltard alert |
| i got lucky\n\n |
| Why hire a real person when you can spend twice as much generating tokens to get work thats probably wrong |
| I'm long Intel lol love its future |
| LIVE WELL, you reap what you sow 🫴🎶 |
| The website |
| Oh its coming |
| We are dancing on a volcano, but it is kind of fun. |
| My doctor keeps ordering dementia progression tests. Is that a good sign? |
| I thought this community had restrictions.. I go to yolo section all I see is shares, Roth IRA, contracts expiring 2028.. who are you people? I was trying to show my girl something cool.. |
| its in my IRA so i cant do anything with it lol |
| becky quick is on a rampage seems like she's done taking bullshit from ceos |
| Refinance with who, Ryan? |
| I sold a lot of February 2027 covered calls on PLTR at 85 when it was well below that and for a lot of money. For the past year or so I’ve kicked myself for that decision. And yet PLTR at or below 85 come Feb 2027 may actually be plausible… |
| daddy chill |
| So PLTR ain’t as popular in these parts anymore huh? |
| It was only 5k I got 40k in Pypl calls doe |
| That's how I feel and I'm a girl. And males just want to hook up with me like I'm a free service to man. 😫 |
| There is more on this stock than the revenue, its political. |
| Ur right bro, better sell 10% at 3000 then another 20% @ 5k |
| imagine if that sounded like a good investment to you. . . |
| Why isnt PLTR dumping |
| Down 23% in the last 6M. |
| That’s disconcerting. |
| lol. Thank you Trump lol |
| >(They don't have the cash either)\n\nHe has a letter tho!!! |
| So will that be a plate or platter of GameStop stock? |
| I guess he placing a bid?\n\nUnfortunately, he's got an F----- rating. Would not buy again. |
| Navies have Admirals. \n\nThis is like when they use the word "soldier" for Marines or Sailors or Airmen. |
| Yeah I’m sticking with stock on this one, it moves way too fast for me to trust anything else |
| Its on the website. |
| All the pokemon profits had to go somewhere since he couldn't put them in his own pocket. |
| Just say you hate charts |
| If tomorrow is election day would you vote for 🥭? |
| Which part exactly? |
| please see above the details in the original message.\n\nI bought this July 2025! 😄 |
| If you only did 5 trades you would be up 50 bucks 🧐 |
| I’m a general in the KISS army I second this |
| Look I know we don't talk about this elephant in the room, but this guy has done a seriously impressive job turning the ship around. \n\nI'd be bullish on ebay if it goes through, they need a kick up the ass. |
| Let me just wear my leather motorcycle jacket |
| Built different |
| A Navy "General" ??? LOL, ROFL |
| I try and scale into trades. I would say 1/3 port is the largest I go, but that would be after quite a bit of dollar cost averaging. At the size I'm at now I'll start a position with about 2,000 dollars. |
| SNDK at $1250.00 make a wish |
| It's the MasterChief himself. |
| My grandfather sold his Haloid shares before they became Xerox and missed massive gains. I feel a biological urge to take this play |
| Isn't navy general a insurance company? Definitely 0dte calls on them for sure. I will be driving a Lamborghini by next week. What color should I pick? |
| Moon |
| High ranking navy general. Riiiiiight. |
| All jokes aside, if a CEO of a company I’m invested in (let’s say Mike Greenly from MDA) gave such a bullshit and ignorant interview like that, I’m dumping every single last one of my shares. |
| whoa what's with the bearish price target bro |
| Fuck the PLTR bers |
| That's his next acquisition target after this one falls through. |
| You did it! Call everyone and tell them! |
| I figured it was going up, but had to decide between that and SHOP. Let's see if I was dumb or not. |
| Half stock....half cash |
| I'm long energy, but holy fuck that sub is a doomer hell hole with some of the worst takes lmao. |
| Is this the CEO of Game Stop??\n\nOk yes it is. What a fucking moron. |
| Wth is a Navy General. We don’t use such term in the navy |
| Gonna fuck the shareholders in the ass w/no lube |
| I bought them a week ago because I don’t believe shit this admin says |
| Figma nunts |
| Degen. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5ll3fttk47zg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09d3f89037f45a0cf344b61abe2cc2757dc3c880 |
| Ahh. I see. That really wasn't clear, either in the interview or the stuff on their website. Does that make it a merger rather than a buy out? I guess it doesn't matter. Anyway, that kinda makes sense to me. |
| It’s half cocked. |
| this just in\n\nso many clueless bears are still clueless\n\nmore at 11 |
| Nvidia pumping to 210 after amd earnings |
| He knows a guy, a very rich guy that ate through ozempic. He is that guy. |
| Radiated incompetence and scuzzball scam |
| it's becoming a fucking epidemic in the bay |
| what ceasefire |
| May! Spring is here bears. Wake up! |
| I find all insufferable people insufferable |
| No, it’s true. I was one of the attack boats. |
| No one can out-leather the Jensen. |
| ur right, but I also know you won't take the opposite side of this trade |
| I can only read wsb style posts 😔 |
| 🥱 what a clown 🤡 |
| Seems legit |
| Funny GameStop ticker isn’t banned when you post negative news here lmao, what a joke - mods are hella regarded |
| I know some of you are long term shareholders of Pltr at a cost basis of $175-$185 range.. 😄 |
| you gotta suck and fuck me to make me buy anymore bags |
| So who wants to take their top off\n\n# 🧌 |
| Yeah that shit was embarrassing for everybody involved |
| I ll sell half of my scamDick when it hit 3000, so in a month lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/a64fu0ge47zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=e73e5e08dce477d70d787a86497cb200bdc31e3d\n\n |
| I don’t understand why people back into spots in a crowded parking lot. Like I’ve never seen it save time or alleviate traffic. It does the opposite. |
| mr tax man asked for you |
| sweet user name |
| I find liberals and conservatives equally insufferable. |
| No one talked about OCUL so i decided to mention it\n\n |
| GameStop math: 1 x 1 = 2 |
| It’s on the website |
| Wait until the Admiral of the Army hears about this! |
| There is some validity to this. I am an admiral in command of an army platoon and all your base are belong to us. |
| I'm guessing India. Shit posting is their national passtime. |
| Do you full-port every time? If not what bet sizing have you been doing with your trades? |
| Futes green \*drops mic\* |
| Rddt reporting 🌈 🐻 to pltr, they are a national security threat. |
| Futes collapsing omg |
| They probably only spent like $50k generating those tokens. Super efficient and business savvy |
| Oh my dear lord that’s nuts. |
| Much better than the "We aren't being fed well onboard." campaign they tried a few weeks ago. |
| \-1.18% lmao this market is a fucking joke |
| Stock is shitting ! |
| Tbf I really thought he was going to do that shit |
| What did he say |
| I believe it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/sgehavx947zg1.jpeg?width=1118&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=874032d366ad589c32098171693907640f3ccb86 |
| https://preview.redd.it/h5b8etl847zg1.jpeg?width=1923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=179b72e7e0c0aad536a0ca385bee4caa9e815a60 |
| Dude made martin shkreli likable compared |
| What’s up with the leather jacket? Is he copying jensen? |
| I can always tell who's a certified gourd by how they end their comments with insults. |
| There’s no generals in the navy so it’s a moot point |
| Whoever holds gamestop don’t care about eBay. It’s a cult. |
| 🎵THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN, THE BEARS ARE BACK IN TOWN🎵 |
| Questions like, "where will the money come from?" |
| https://preview.redd.it/94mu8r6647zg1.jpeg?width=1254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8139ed95a85298b5a578d568189e58c0b6b055a |
| Good God, Lemon. This naval general is violating OpSec! |
| When the apes show up here, just smile and nod everyone |
| I am serious, and don't call me Shirley |
| Not Gill |
| Sorry for your loss |
| Skirt is a very nice way to say looked and acted like he was deep inside a K-hole. |
| How does one magically double market cap by diluting |
| good news is you'll be able to get those puts cheaply after all\n\nbad news is well i'll let you figure that one out |
| Cap'n crunch. Cap'n. |
| Both are subordinated to an Aladeen. |
| redard alert 🚨 |
| PLTR's AI mic ran out of claude tokens |
| Ryan Cohen's CNBC interview is comedy gold.... |
| I saw some guy post about Figma, I use the product everyday as a designer. I brought the very bottom.\n\nI like this stock a lot\n |
| Natgas widowmaker |
| This guy strikes me as a dipshit\n\n |
| Last week they were talking shit, when they IPOd at 40, everyone was talking shit. |
| Val look.. i became a top 1% commentator.. THIS IS HORRIBLE 🙁 |
| They have three sources of capital, the last of which is being misunderstood. (1) $9.4bn of cash, (2) $20bn of financing from TD, and (3) the stock of the combined GameStop and EBay entity, which would be worth something like \~$68bn consolidated |
| We'll see what happens. |
| Most accurate timeline |
| Can coin up 40% after earning this week? 🤡 |
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| Dirt cheap company with massive growth ahead. Hopefully you aren’t short it…. |
| Source of the leak..\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jrh5tb4y37zg1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20055424bc58788114cd67584265c12a58e26c3e |
| "I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it." -- CEO |
| Paper handed bitch |
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| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| They're not gonna buy Ebay. They just use it to dilution their shareholders again lol . Ever if they actually buy Ebay then it's gonna takes months or years before they finish all the paperwork.\n\nNot worth it IMO. |
| EVERY DAY! |
| Only if you've been my 0dte supplier |
| 50% stock\n50% cash\n100% bullshit\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/o2qf5gby37zg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0216eb653d14e368b7e881576716af861bce647 |
| I don't know what to do, i was planning to get my Puts Wednesday/Thursday and the market decides to Pre-tank on me.... |
| APE FUND TOGETHER \n\nFund a multi-billion-dollar deal via extreme dilution \n\n\nclassic |
| pltr was such a dud |
| good thing i have options then |
| You guys all over that SansDik |
| What |
| I don't understand your question\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qjlvqkww37zg1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e3df155f4ff064823baf706079f2f512b88448d |
| High ranking, no less |
| You got like 700/705 call credit spreads and OTM calls at the same time or something? |
| I found the leak, Admiral-General Aladeen\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/cw1kbbwv37zg1.png?width=399&format=png&auto=webp&s=508bd184a7df3a95925a2d07c5dce84dfd420ca9 |
| A certified retard who doesn't even wanna get better at something from his mistakes, I see! 👍 |
| Adding to DJT playlist: "In the Navy", Village People |
| I said trade not skill issue |
| This is gonna be the hardest 🌮 Tuesday yet. Anything less then a retaliatory response makes him look limp. How can you diddle yourself out of this one? |
| Vibes |
| Some say the greatest president of all time. They say “sir, you’re the greatest president ever. Of course I’ve only been around to see 4 presidents and I don’t read, so I don’t know what any other president did.” |
| That's worse. |
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| Joseph “the cuck” Carlson |
| My new motto after each bad trade, |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| If Iran doesn’t surrender by tomorrow, we will give them another deadline to surrender. Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| That's not what profit and revenue means.\n\nThey are all making a lot of money. Like, from their operating businesses. |
| The statue of liberty is kaput |
| refinance where michael |
| Jajajajajaja |
| So tmr are we shoving puts up our ass or calls? These live talks with djt are just rambling nonsense for the most part and I can't keep up with it |
| lol |
| It was really bad but Fidelity cucked Mac users earlier |
| lmao fake news |
| It's pretty obvious he is going to dilute it into oblivion though |
| Seems legit |
| Will do well if we stay on momentum hype market. Like all otjer high beta speculative stocks. Did well on it but im out so its surely going to 10x |
| Looking at my watchlist everything doubled/tripled kills me from within. Sandisk? RKLB? Nebius? Rest in milk |
| I know what kind of retard you are by your use of “hedgies” |
| their moment was 5.5 years ago |
| Hahaha oh ok!!! 😂😂😂 |
| Took my port from 15% cash to 30% cash. Just gonna keep taking profits |
| Drugs seem to be involved. |
| Surely, you can’t be serious 🧐 |
| My losses? De minimis \n\nSee how it rolls off the tongue? |
| The strike price is 190$ from the screenshot.\n\nIn another post he said he bought it around June last year, iirc, so I guess it was around 100-110? |
| no Generals in my Navy. |
| Don’t mess with his partner, the dreaded Army Admiral |
| If it’s not on video, it’s just someone shit talking, if it is on video, it’s someone using AI to shit post. |
| Apparently PINS puts and ON calls was not the way to go. |
| Poor OP is getting shit on.\n\nYou should have said +5% monthly which would still put you ahead of them Hedgies. |
| Only QQQ down? Didint see SPY down though.. |
| Fuck it, nothing makes sense so 7300c for Wednesday |
| https://preview.redd.it/zwknle6o37zg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e857bbcc913033e982b5543ce784c0c6fb634b7a |
| More like a High ranking sales associate at Old Navy |
| CNBC is so clueless, Gamestop will use buy now pay later. |
| Call was good other than some mic problems. Will moon at some point |
| I just day traded it and did alright at different times better on calls than puts |
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| ok |
| Perfect |
| If you are in debt you can't afford something even if it's free. Even if it costs no money, you don't even have no money. |
| I always thought the Navy should maintain those cast iron muzzle loaded cannons, and refer to them as BBCs. Maybe if we didn’t rely on RD2D CIWS bullshit this high ranking Navy general wouldn’t have lost 3 of his ships. |
| It’s gonna 🚀 soon |
| Navy general?\n\nEm......???\n\n.......\n\n\nSeems legit.... |
| It's half cash, half stock |
| if you just go to the website it says that they'll just re-finance the debt |
| never gets old, mocking them |
| What do yall regards think about the REA IPO in 2 days |
| I feel so bad for gamecucks i truly thought this was their moment and i was happy for them |
| Your 2027 tax accountant is going to frown on that.. |
| Wait a Navy General…. Let check with my infantry Admiral |
| Just a guess…but I would think a senior Navy officer would know the Navy has Admirals and not Generals. |
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| Alex larp larp larp sahur |
| Skirts? Bro left his mental car parked on the freeway and got out for cigarettes. |
| PLTR beat why no movement? How was the earnings call? |
| What is even the point in "investing responsibly" 20 or 30 years to grow old in a country that may not even be livable by then. \n\nMaybe the autist gamblers just buying calls on every dip are the smart ones. |
| Real designers know that’s not true |
| I predict you will be wrong, retard |
| No I mean apes |
| Rugpull Ryan looked just like a fool to everyone who mattered. The half life of his Chewy stint is past now. |
| Hello I am Navy. I set you up the bomb!\n\nAll your ship belong to us. \n\nYou have no chance to survive, make your time. |
| He a scam artist pump and dumper along with gill. True scumbags |
| Wait a Navy General…. Let check with my infantry Admiral |
| Yea, but other half is cash |
| might be safer to buy the stock or the 2x etf, those options on applovin are so wildly expensive |
| "we'll see what happens" |
| I made over 20 trades today to lose 100 bucks. What the fuck. |
| Yeah but I don't understand the question |
| https://preview.redd.it/c54npu3e37zg1.png?width=923&format=png&auto=webp&s=189030d5f48227ba4ae0dddb6dce5ad7e173848c |
| Oil part I can believe, spx opening down though? Nah the pajama trades love to buy the dip. Any real drop will happen during market hours |
| He didn't skirt, it's on the website.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rfzgvp6d37zg1.png?width=397&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a631b36b9e21c155f8670baedaa5b704b28096f\n\n |
| you mean bears? stupid clown |
| He didn't skirt it, he just didn't understand it. |
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| Sounds like a terrible menu pivot by McDonald's. |
| Look, there's being a regard, and then there's this. What possessed you to buy calls on DUOL? I'm sorry to kick you when you're down. |
| Apes really thought |
| they probably wont print... |
| Kept seeing the same sentiment about INTC. |
| It was only 5k |
| Are you new here? \nIf you whisper “Kashmir” they will come |
| This comment brings me joy |
| INTEL MOONING AH FUCCCCCCP |
| It makes sense because a more accurate analogy wouldnt be that Cohen decided he wanted a burger and then his wife told him they cant afford it and then the bank took his money away. A more accurate version would be that Cohen runs a burger company and his job is to pay attention to beef prices and buy beef at a good price and based in his performance his company will do better or worse and attract more or less investors, Ryan then claims he is going to buy a £56 cow, Ryan produces £20 in cash and £20 in stock, news host points out that £20+£20 is £40, not £56, Ryan doesnt understand the hosts question... when Ryan fails to buy the £56 cow with £40 worth of stocks and cash, it will change investors confidence in Ryan to make his burger company profitable, because he has demonstrably being an idiot \n\n\nThis is why the price of his company goes down despite him not being materially worse off |
| Yeah, but free shipping. So you’ve got that going for you. |
| Calls on MASSIVE CANNONS |
| Im the idiot who bought natural gas because everyone was talking about high gas prices |
| Sinaloa Cartel is 90% cash he could tell them |
| He should be able to answer basic questions on an interview, this shit he pulled justifies why people laugh at him. He shouldn't need a grifter like Payne to interview him to be able to give proper answers. |
| We’ve called their bluff. They don’t have the capability to sink our navy ships. It’s somewhat irrelevant tho cause they still have the capability to sink civilian vessels and wreak havoc on oil facilities in the gulf. |
| It’s on the website |
| Trading on oil without knowing the difference between \*then\* and \*than\* is why I love this sub |
| There’s no Generals in the Navy |
| Yes. |
| I would but currently tied up in MSFT calls rn (caught a falling knife in march) |
| Air is above water. And space above them all. |
| Honestly, one of the higher-quality posts on that cesspool of a subreddit |
| Figma balls |
| You're only off by 99.99%, nice |
| RDDT 👀👀 for Tuesday |
| Dipshit redditors will believe anything. |
| Full porting AMD puts tomorrow |
| When I was young I used to be poor. But now, after decades of hard work, I'm no longer young. |
| Did anyone put an option call for Spirit to go down from 1.06 to less than .80 a share??? |
| Source--- "Trust me Ya Akhi" |
| Lol, navy doesn't have generals, they are captains and admirals |
| I predict that you will blow all your money if your port is positioned for this |
| Why did you do that |
| https://preview.redd.it/m3dogdsw27zg1.jpeg?width=1132&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05f63cba6215c35bf5faa75fbc0695dc58373a67 |
| Not quite...he's a navy general (lower case) who thinks irgc navy is important enough to be capitalized but not his Navy or rank... |
| Yeah bc u never know what could happen. I normally try to hedge and do both calls and puts, but pltr alr had such Iv that’s a death sentence |
| San Diego is incomparably nicer than D.C. \n\nThis is a much better work trip. \n\nD.C. was wildly mediocre |
| I am a high ranking official at the McLean Institute of Psychiatric care. Seek help 🤣 |
| Not sure but both are definitely under the starship bridge officer rank. |
| tbh if your biggest position isn’t a meme stock you’re just boring yourself ngl lol |
| Navy General…\n\nFailure grade for such low effort propaganda. At least try and use the right ranks for the armed forces division. |
| My duol calls are Guh |
| you seem really worried about gas prices |
| This will be $30 on the week of expiration and $35+ after earnings. Stock is $20 now |
| Get a used NVidia 3090 card for a grand and put a local LLM on your own computer. |
| If PLTR were so smart they would have said the mic got muted because the regarded CEO was swearing so they had to mute it. |
| Get this man to the Pentagon. |
| No movement |
| "As our ships were sinking, I had a telescope I was able to use to take a closer look at some of the IRGC sailors, and I noticed their rather large genitalia, and each of them had like 3 women all over them. I saw one of them suddenly flash thousands of dollars, and I was able to see the iPhone one of them was using, really zoomed in and they were talking to Sydney Sweeney. Those guys are just way too baller for us." |
| I wont trade if im not at my pc/laptop, cant monitor the situation |
| Not any more, they all got sunk. |
| Most people don’t know but the Navy has Generals and the are higher ranking than Admirals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is gullible and susceptible to propaganda. |
| Only if decorated with dip. |
| People are dumping the stock because they know it's going to be diluted into oblivion to achieve this deal. |
| Just 5,400,000,000% yearly returns, you can do it |
| See button, press button, get dopamine. |
| Excellent choice, here you go. \n\n*\*hands bottle of A1 Steak Sauce\** |
| Hey, did you guys catch that I said women from different countries? Why’s everyone so focused on the money?\n\nI’m not saying I can make that every single day, it’s just my portfolio, relax man, let’s talk about something else, market’s closed anyway |
| I’m super curious what will happen mid may, there’s one guy that has $1M on this stock |
| High ranking general? As opposed to low ranking general? Is there like a middle ranking general? |
| Futures dump incoming |
| dudes either gambling or a G, well done |
| Spooooky |
| darker |
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| I hope it goes to 200 or less where it belongs. P/e starting to look like Tessler |
| Sold mine at like 425-450, bought back in the low-mid 300s during that recent selloff. Wish I'd bought more. I put in an order today that, of course, didn't fill. |
| Believe everything from a sweet user name |
| your best is good enough for me |
| Holy fuck it’s only Monday? |
| Good luck shorting this dumbass market. |
| no judging pltr until overnight and pre market |
| Iran essentially ended the ceasefire today but the Trump admin insiders need to get their puts in place before they retaliate |
| I wishes my losses were fake \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6u9wcozj27zg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc584096556909ef5882bd56126e5006c38d44f0 |
| I'm, uh, Harvey Manfran jen sen. I'm with the CIA. |
| I had to trade from my phone today and idk how you guys do this shit |
| qcom did me dirty |
| No, I’m not gay dude |
| Thank god the US Navy have admirals and NOT generals lmao |
| oop username checks out? |
| Bro |
| Once all war goes AI/autonomous, China will be in charge. |
| I’ve been bent over backward so much lately. Holding pricy $718 puts for tomorrow. I hope you are right |
| As a man you could try your best, and its still never enough for anybody. |
| people are saying "buy USO". but I already bought and sold it last month for a loss. you think I'm falling for that again? |
| We've reached peak market enshittification. An alien invasion would make SPY close at +0.71%\n\nWhile record earnings = -1.08% |
| Wait was this a comment from a Reddit user!? Oil to 500 |
| yes |
| Buy high tide, sell low tide |
| *Stonks |
| It doesn't specify which Navy. Maybe its Afghanistan? |
| I want SPY 725 at open tomorrow and then 700 at close. Make it so |
| Navy generals be all up in this |
| **AMD Earnings Spoiler:**\n\nRevenue >!stomps expectations!<\n\nGuidance >!in the skies!<\n\nStonk >!falls killing calls!< |
| I would like to buy 1 AI please |
| Yeah true I just wanted to quantify it |
| What happens when gas is $10 a gallon, will you 🫵 start riding an ebike everywhere ? |
| A navy...general? |
| I like an underdog |
| Equal to Space Force Nacho-Supreme-Leader |
| Damn I hope my pltr calls print |
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| But oil floats on water. So why not just ditch the ships and pour the oil directly into the ocean? |
| Admiral of the 4th armored cavalry agrees |
| Why |
| Bless your heart if you don’t live in an area with grid streets lmao \n\nI’m just trying to get to the smoke shop.. 3 miles, 17 minutes |
| "Please help me unload my calls by providing liquidity"\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/195l5z1b27zg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e9c8c9de2e1fffd2cedde647ca294289f228429 |
| money market fund? |
| The real fun is checking in on the Apes and how excited they are about this.\n\nGuess in their mind he owned the shorts because he didn't let them admit he's going to dilute the shit out of them. |
| Well I say an economic crisis will trigger this move |
| Smooth brain here but aren’t they admirals in the navy |
| Stop following me you scary ass! Lol |
| Funny enough I was actually looking at call options for figma but for June expirations. |
| What about Klarna? |
| Make sure to post your loss porn |
| not really, many of the boring targets he was pushing didn't make much strategic sense but would've been accretive |
| This stock is ass |
| All these CEOs are a bunch of junkies. |
| There's no discernible pronunciation difference she just cracks up whenever she says it |
| President DJT |
| those calls already up 70% might be bit late to party unless you like buying the top |
| I know market dynamics better than you know the back of your hand |
| don't they report wednesday? |
| I agree. I feel like that has been pretty sufficiently highlighted. |
| Lol, that’s just how I think about it, I’m not dumb enough to gamble with quick trades, but if I’m making money consistently after getting in, I’m good with that, I don’t think you’re really getting me though, as long as I’m making money I’m out meeting women, that’s what keeps me motivated |
| 0 leverage? Man not only you have Cash, you don't even leverage your positions. Your practically a ber |
| God damn how is this clown allowed on air. I thought it was SNL Skit! |
| Touchy touchy |
| The only way is for it to go down. The PE is over 200. |
| Yea only if your job doesn’t offer a 401k |
| no, the 5% jump today is based on the GameStop buyout offer that’s never gonna happen |
| UFO in Spanish is OVNI and my latina wife thinks calling the guy from the X Files David DuchOVNI is the funniest thing ever |
| Its a cult. |
| Damn he almost got me if not for this detail. |
| 100% it could i agree. If Iran pops off we might see a pull back in which case I would re-engage. Hopefully im not buying back higher |
| You are PLTR regard because YoY is not going to help you win this argument. Q2 YoY growth will be 80% , Q3 YoY growth will be around 67% and Q4 YoY growth will be around 57%. |
| Buy into heavy dilution? |
| Present them. |
| Holy shit are you retarded. My God |
| Oil keeps going up until demand destruction lmao |
| Source: trust me bro |
| It's only a matter of time before drones are autonomously fighting these wars with AI. \n\nThe AI Military Industrial Complex is here soon |
| One thing bers don’t understand is that stocks go up because Jesus wants them to.\n\nAnd Jesus is in the White House right meow. \n\nSo, calls it is. |
| I want to believe |
| I’m just saying….if she wanted to sexually assault me, I ain’t gonna cry like a bitch. I’d make sure she milks me for all my c@m.\n\nAnd I’d swindle a promotion out of her as well. |
| Thoughts on SMR |
| turn it off and on again |
| I just sold my 5/8 205 calls so you’re probably right |
| more believable then a Trump Truth, less believable then my ability to somehow still lose money in oil this year. |
| Still it's gonna be some ridiculous sum of money if he can get 5% returns daily, that's the point I was trynna highlight. |
| Yeah their time will come. Going back to ATH soon enough, might be next earnings. |
| So half waste |
| What is he on? |
| You realize end of war is bad for stocks right? |
| https://preview.redd.it/90afs7cy17zg1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=9818f5b657d4a35f2896fe68c705e985ba0f4349\n\n |
| Bruh, I loled for the first time today...f....thanks |
| https://preview.redd.it/jzvzy4vx17zg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0a6fccc2054af294a80acef707366c08596351c |
| $DEFT |
| my portfolio is half stock half cash |
| Hey I've been pretty steady for the past 3 months here |
| serenity >!tomorrow!< |
| Nestle and Pepsi haven't moved in 5 years but Coke has. |
| yo thats too far, be nice |
| Good choice. I have them too |
| https://preview.redd.it/2dw1znvt17zg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f136e8b6193fd773826fc684e86246afb424149b |
| Narrator: He was not right |
| It probably was enhanced with AI (slop) |
| I predict that WTI oil will hit 110 overnight. SPX -2% tomorrow. |
| 'navy general' \n\nthats not a thing lol |
| Why? |
| yes to MU now msft has a little more time to cook before flying off |
| My friend... |
| Short deez nuts |
| THE website |
| he better start working on repressing his gag reflex |
| People have one good week to get back to green all-time and become furus\n\nA tale as old as time 😂\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ydtl1qcr17zg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2303d8a6fc5f46ec351c02941aa26221c804474 |
| Because I'm stupid, and want to try and double in oneshot for once lol |
| PLTR moons tomorrow |
| You can even refinance it by rolling it forward |
| Lol, a douche is a douche |
| Loading up on MU and MSFT. Thoughts? |
| Depends on if we're moving on from mania to panic.\n\n\nSo, probably bers fucked again. |
| If they sunk 3 U.S. navy ships you’d never hear the end of it, some random ass leak? Hahah |
| Dogshit named company Applovin reports earnings tomorrow. Most of its investors probably don’t really know what it does (AI gaming ads or something?) but I’m full sending because they somehow always crush it on earnings. |
| US treasury is fuckd for having to print money to pump the global economy |
| Just roll it forward |
| One of those famous Navy…. Generals |
| Hello I am the navy we are the ship. We do not float. USA gone. Hello. |
| Bears are Mets fans |
| Fig |
| Navy does not have Generals ... |
| Navy doesn’t have generals… |
| Here comes the pump. I'm sorry not sorry for anyone who flipped bear today.... |
| Bro, that's what Klarna is for. Just get your burrito a private taxi and pay for it in installments. |
| No I have principles |
| For low income earners. If their employers don’t offer 401k |
| To this matter |
| This makes sense to me but I suppose everyone trades in different timeframes |
| you must be swift as the coursing river |
| There’s like 1% chance he’s Iranian \n\nAnd 99% chance he’s overlevered on USO |
| Cry |
| https://preview.redd.it/7s4g6o3j17zg1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=363db4d406aca873cc73a5c04a9764e1790c3ef8 |
| Pltr bols and bers are both fucked it seems |
| He didn't say officer.... He said general. The US Navy doesn't have generals.... They're called admirals |
| So calls on bad Iranian propaganda? |
| I think he was high |
| they don't let me post there no more \*\*sad emoji\*\* |
| oil up, spy up |
| sure…. we believe you…. |
| No |
| Sorry bud |
| Then ill only be up 200% instead of 250% 😔 |
| A navy... general...?\n\nChatGPT coulda done better. |
| Does a Navy General rank above or below an Air Force Admiral? |
| Only one left |
| This is 2026 meme creator of the year |
| Ber stern |
| Guys, RC is clearly ratarded, which is why he have such a huge following from stockholders, true leader |
| The numbers are on the website |
| Who sells scuba gear. I need calls |
| This would be more believable if it was posted by Captain Crunch. |
| So who is fuckd tomorrow, Bol or Ber? |
| Which one of you bought car calls 😂 |
| Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| What makes you say that |
| big swings happen more often on earnings, big swings are the ticket to flavortown for long contracts.\n\nAlso people who mostly sell contracts or trade shares are proud of their manginas. |
| You’re legitimately retarded if you think this is achievable. |
| It started with them laughing at chewy. |
| No |
| Don’t |
| 💯 |
| He got fully banned from Reddit lol. |
| This assumes he's not spending his gains and so there is compounding value. He said he is spending it on partying and traveling. |
| I don't know, he kind of came off as low IQ, like he couldn't acknowledge basic arithmetic lol. This is a classic fake it till you make it situation. But he's got to work on the faking part 😬 |
| 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Sadly a 2012 Honda civic after you meet the guy behind Wendy’s |
| GLD looking pretty cheap rn . I got my eyes on it |
| Today was sad lol, sold my puts for 40%, for them to go to 500% in 2 hours lol, but impossible to know. |
| PLTR you peice of shit stock |
| 🥭 proposing $1k government match on ira accounts next year, spy going to the moon |
| Who wants to tell him? |
| Doubt that guy is even Iranian. |
| You’re about 9 hours too late |
| Cheapest legos you’ll find |
| Half Huang half Elon |
| Swift AND strong? Damn, if it was just one...but both? |
| suck his pp and see |
| Username checks out |
| Carly Rae is a real diva to work with. |
| Very swift, very strong, very hard. |
| Ryan Cohen thought that interview would do numbers 🤣🤣 |
| God I hope you're right |
| Totally real! Even if it isn't, reddit will make every attempt to upvote it and go viral on every sub-reddit under the sun! |
| Calls for sure |
| https://preview.redd.it/ac8q9m2517zg1.png?width=826&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ea91b7ecdd4b3382cd66c441b72f79df20b59f5\n\n |
| Y'all ever been right? Must be nice. |
| Those of us holding for a good amount of time know that it is the nature of this beast |
| Do you guys bought the one stock we aren't allowed to talk about here which was a big thing in 2021? |
| Sir, this is a casino. |
| Too many don’t get this |
| Nope I thought to myself “I wonder if this is enough to get flagged or if the system will be able to read that it’s not directed at anyone”\n\nGot that question answered 😂 |
| we all gon die sell everything! calls on moderna! |
| guh |
| yes |
| Do people not understand that "demand destruction" means the price has gotten high enough that certain economic uses of oil are not possible. You can't have demand destruction, low oil prices, and economic growth at the same time (on a small timescale), it's literally not possible. |
| I bought a single 11c 5/15 just in case it goes parabolic with that insane short interest ratio |
| How much do you get paid for posts like this? Asking for a friend. |
| Sir this is a Wendy's |
| Exqueese me? |
| r/conservative |
| Yeah if Russ hanneman popped a bar. This guy is all brakes no gas |
| Hi i saw Palantir beat can someone tell me how much my calls are worth? \n\nTrying to figure out which model of cybertruck I got |
| Ai is in service of the elite, we are justthe cattle that feeds the algorithm that they van use in massive bot campaigns to boost campaigns and platform usage to investors. The elite thinks they don't need us anymore to make money. |
| I've done something similar, once I stopped chasing massive wins I just go for 10-30% on spx options. Lot of should've held but still great job man especially today was a fun drop |
| Commence the futures panic buying frenzy |
| Fake news |
| It's on the website |
| You have no fucking clue how financials must be read (if you even care about that). Earnings/revenues are inherently seasonal, there is a reason literally EVERY FUCKING ANALYST in the world uses YoY growth and u/perceptive_AI is the only redditor who thinks QoQ is better.\n\nAnd I'm pretty sure you don't know this either: when we say YoY growth, we are still looking at those numbers every quarter. It's quarterly revenue, but growth rate reported YoY. |
| I like how you avoided saying pivoting. |
| Oh nice so only 50x revenue market cap, sounds like a steal |
| The post is (was?) real. As to its content... probably not. |
| so where can I kink shame? |
| Bro prob got banned by mods and went straight to shit posting in r/oil lmao. |
| This is the gayest thing ever posted here, in before ban |
| Spy only up 0.1% we are so back 🐻🐻🐻💲💲💲 |
| \>Be honest, what’s your average purchase price.\n\nIt's on his website |
| The IRGC navy that was taken out ages ago and reduced to using civilian vessels? That navy? \n\nNo one is dumb enough to believe that Iranian propaganda (except maybe OP). |
| Shit I’m down 20k in the last 3 months so you must have taken my profits 😂 Good job man. |
| New pump, who dis? |
| Calls on water. We need ships and they need water to float. Thank you for your attention. |
| AMD Priced for perfection. Going to re-earn the advanced money destroyer title |
| Half xans |
| Lulz |
| He's a Navy...... General. CPO, club this man. |
| Dude is barred out. |
| Fuck Arsenal |
| You consider yourself smarter? |
| sounds safe, thanks for the advice. I'm sure you get good financial advice since you have to talk to someone at the counter |
| Short this pig |
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| Sound Hound AI this week?\n\n \n |
| Thats not at all what happened lmao. Also 3 billion? You do belong here. God speed |
| The dump tonight will be historic |
| What AMD puts, and why not keep doing what you’ve been doing if you’re that good at it? |
| I just need to win one trade a day, lol, maybe one good win and I’m off enjoying a night somewhere new, you know what I mean |
| I like the way you think. |
| I like the one with the actor. |
| 😳 |
| Yes, high ranking navy general is very legit and not made up at all |
| EBAY calls good idea????\n\n |
| Depends on what it is |
| It’s YOY ‘ |
| Is this English? |
| I’m a simple man, i see a giant green (or red) candle, i buy (or sell). |
| I hear you bro. Option plays lately have been rough. |
| Any thoughts on rklb?? |
| Buying any ticker with a P/S ratio of 70 is a fantastic way to get rugged. For anyone about to FOMO in, enjoy buying at the top |
| So do you realy need to be a retarded mongo like elon, cohen or sugarberg to be a ceo of a stock company? |
| Cohen loves greenmail |
| PLTR $160 before $140 |
| How can I win money with stock |
| They basically did? \nLike almost exactly. \nThats what they wanted him to say. But he didnt. He also doesn't HAVE to dilute. Its just an option. |
| Dwarves might lowkey be the method to get oil across the Middle East.\n\nThey are harder to guard and nimble. We might need to see this tech get utilized more. |
| Buy OTCBB stocks instead |
| NVDA 300 EOW |
| you mean destroy 5 jobs each |
| I'm surprised there are not more cruise ship horror movies. If it is not vacation ads the only thing I ever see about cruise ships are that they are floating petri dishes. |
| I heard working for Elon was a very unpleasant experience. Jepsen is also tough to work with but is genuinely nicer. Oops I mean Jensen. |
| You choose your reality. Close your eyes, vividly imagine your dream life, make it real as possible, remember a past happy feeling, apply that feeling to the new visualisation. Note how you feel, how you stand, how confident you are, the energy in your eyes, bliss & joy. Feel how happy you are, bathe and marinate in that emotion for 5-10 minutes. That visualisation is now actual reality, truly believe in it and carry that emotion with you. You're upgrading your self beliefs about who you are. Self image is key to life and happiness. Do this daily for 10-15 minutes. Your imagination is key to a happy and fulfiling life. Visualise it, feel it & believe it. Instead of doomscrolling do the above. Your mind cannot distinguish between real life and imagination, it will rewire. You can rebuild how you see yourself which determines how you experience life |
| they beat on all metrics, its more so knowing my luck I wouldve got a 148 C and it sinks to 140 just because.I got burned on NFLX like that. |
| https://preview.redd.it/h0tazo4h07zg1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be7ec6c9d1256bc1fc8c14af1e2646c8a7fbcc36\n\nHalf an ape half a tard |
| Are futes futing? |
| Commander Zero has spoken. GIVE ME ZE DIAMONDS!!!!!!! |
| you need a quantum brain bro you clearly belong here |
| You believe a high-ranking navy officer is jeekin it on reddit leaking highly classified infom |
| Best to buy at highest point for winning |
| question because i've seen a lot of these kinds of trades. what was MU price when you bought and what was the strike |
| this literally is the best take i’ve ever seen on this sub |
| Demand destruction won't bring prices down, it'll just cap the upside move on oil (eventually).\n\nIf oil "dumps" as a result of demand destruction, it means the world is in full depression mode. |
| Yes, Iran just landed flying saucers on the beaches of Virginia and has mounted a full scale invasion of Charlston.\n\nSource: I'm the secretary of defense/war and I was getting hammered on the beach when they arrived. |
| Everthing is fake, the news, the economy, the cpi, the unemployment rates, etc.. but just keep buying because stocks only go up |
| Bless your soul because i would have sold quite awhile ago |
| Bro i think this guy might actually be mentally restarted |
| Calls on HII |
| Possible moon incoming, now that Burry is out |
| Seems legit. |
| If we saved game stop we can save spirit airlines |
| FLY a good start for space earnings |
| Risky move |
| People have crypto fatigue. Glad I don’t Up 107% on $CRCL |
| My face melting gains over the last 5 years beg to differ |
| https://preview.redd.it/9wv887kc07zg1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e1dc05259573db91a59ab6f9ce5ad9339184457 |
| Most believable Iranian propaganda |
| PLTR hacked by 🇮🇷 |
| even then, really |
| QoQ is better to track where they are going since it's the most recent , you are the regard boomer for using year old numbers |
| All these air force tankers flying around middle east right now. Hopefully they just full of taco sauce |
| Why even agree to interview when he could just send them to the website. |
| Not trying to make it big, just 5% a day = 1,825% per year. Are you regarded? |
| Why do you think it should? Earnings not gud enuff? |
| Me too, the reason for you ? |
| BORING |
| I mean I never do it's just significant news to see a major airline go bankrupt |
| Thanks |
| Well over 1000% if he means actually earning 5% every day. Starting off at $10 you would be at half a billion after 365 days of daily 5% returns\n10*1.05^365 |
| #no kink shaming in the daily |
| just asking. i didnt listen myself, its moreso im suprised PLTR hasnt frefalled to 135-140 yet |
| Chat is this real 😭 |
| I still have no idea why some people still play options through earnings. It's almost never a good trade unless you are selling IV on the contracts. |
| Trying to dump it looks like |
| Like how do you succeed on Wall St when your face inspires the opposite of confidence?? Don't say leather jacket. |
| You get exposure to quantum computing with Goog, ibm, and MSFT |
| So fucking true. I’m my opinion, options should not be set it and forget it. When I do option trading, typically on a slow work day, I’m constantly watching them. |
| 🤖🤖🤖 |
| Suspiciously flat since close. |
| Joe is a joke though |
| ouch, at least i'm not hittin' Yellen |
| Where my fellow 🐻🐻🐻 at? I cant be the last one standing! |
| Ok regard |
| May I ask how did you purchase one contract for so low. Even pypl is having high contract rates\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3yqrnsi207zg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bddd829211b5611a874373e5aae55ad94b6800a3 |
| classic wsb retard |
| I almost have more than their quarterly revenue in my retirement funds and somehow this company is worth 6 billion… |
| Wait... so youre supposed to MAKE money? |
| Lighter or darker shade of 🌮 man? |
| I’ve officially been AI pilled. \n\nNVDA 300+ EOY |
| Imagine investing in the company working to move you and your family into cattle pods and they lose you even more money🤣 |
| haha gottem 🤣 |
| RC is such an idiot. His followers believe he is a messiah when all he did was cut overhead, diluted and took advantage of his followers (cashing in on their energy), and has failed at every "transformarion" he has tried. |
| I wish flamethrowers weren't so expensive. |
| DOWN GOES ANDERSON!!! |
| No what's up? |
| you don’t have any friends 🤨 |
| Sounds like a net positive… |
| Cry more europoor |
| I happens to most of us regards, never lose hope little by little you’ll be back on your feet, good luck bro👏🏻 |
| Have you checked CNBC’s website? |
| Only a boomer would use QoQ growth. What's the growth YoY? |
| Palanshit Back to single digit inshallah |
| Is that a fast food chain |
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| Half cash half stock |
| good luck I have a 148 C and a 150P |
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| Dude I had 700c that have been minting |
| What just happened to VBK? |
| I remember when SanDisk was at 350. The nonstop rally looked too fictional so i shrugged it off. Never bought it. Rip |
| Ole Rugpull Ryan. |
| *brain melts out ears* |
| I don't understand the question 🙋 |
| heavy dilution incoming |
| Not going big? 5% a day is over 100% a month, and 10000% a year. That's... Kinda big. |
| What are you doing PLTR??? |
| did you listen to the call? |
| Was it really a gay cruise |
| Career trajectory on track for Wendys fry cook by 2029 👔 |
| denzel_relief.gif |
| You could get 2x that amount on options from your profit |
| if I'm 1 year from retirement, should i have everything in quantum computing stocks? asking for a friend |
| Oh yeah just 5% a day. You fucking idiot. |
| Coen brothers make a good movie |
| I’m stealing this just fyi |
| PLTR 26Q1 grew 15% QoQ and guidance is 10% QoQ growth for next quarter , their FY26 revenue guidance is between $7.650 - $7.662 billion , so it will be 10% QoQ growth for 26Q3 and 26Q4 |
| yeah that chart’s clean, but then again my portfolio’s basically a Jackson Pollock painting ngl |
| PLTR you irrational shit, MM win |
| Damn I am making easy money on crcl than lame ass pltr 😆 |
| This man is a Baller!!!! |
| Bro make it make sense, eps and revenue beat while increasing guidance AND ITS PARTIALLY DOWN KILL ME WITH A BUTTER KNIFE |
| Freedom coming to a store near Iran 🦅 |
| PLTR and RTX bags getting heavy |
| The pay is much better industry standard now but still just as shitty on the RSU side |
| I want to buy out of FOMO. What does this company do |
| I am wondering if you will have buyer if you sell all at once |
| This is a novel economic theory, and one that isn't taught in any school. |
| My bad, I edited. Meant I almost bought at open, but got distracted |
| If my aunt had nuts she'd be my uncle |
| Taken too soon by the Hentai virus, RIP Joe Rogan |
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| Steeeeeeveee Madddddeeeeennnnn |
| When is not catch day dips worse are moon fuck? Winning? |
| BURRY FROM THE TOP ROPE |
| PLTR is owned by thetagang now guys |
| Ok, Warren Buffett! |
| Enjoy the moment. Everything can just end in a flash |
| he has a crush on you 🫣 |
| Full port SNDK/MU/DRAM. Thesis: people need memory to remember things |
| I mean, logically he should have known any acquisition would be crazy dilutive. \n\n\nThe whole arc of buying the stock, basically arguing for them to be massively diluted, then selling because they'll be massively diluted is.. well exactly what I expect from that guy lol |
| PLTR couldn't hire better audio engineers with their AIP platform , all in on puts with 500% margin |
| Fk that dude lol |
| nah. |
| Top is in soon then |
| May work! |
| Just checked my 401k and it’s up 170% the last 4 years to $7.83. I love compounding! |
| He never said which website, which would have cleared it up. |
| I asked AI if Hantavirus was more fatal than Covid. I kind of regret asking that now. |
| https://preview.redd.it/581an36az6zg1.jpeg?width=1156&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30da8413bbf3684689bc77ab154c39d8dbdfdb4b |
| somewhere out there, someone is measuring their portfolio in charizard cards |
| I think you aren't supposed to post penny stocks. That and maybe he lost money today |
| Tate... that's just good ol cameltoe. |
| I just have the gains on top and the losses are on the bottom. It's in the filter |
| Leaps |
| You mean oil pump? |
| (WHITE DEATH IS COMING FOR YOU) |
| A million in ONE position, and you are living in your dad's basement? \nThat you Baron, living below the ballroom?\n\nTo add: Here is the post 'explaining' the 50k to 1 million trade (without options), do with it as you wish. \n[From 50k to 740k trading shares only (no options) : r/wallstreetbets](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1srcu43/from_50k_to_740k_trading_shares_only_no_options/) |
| Seeing lots of unusual TSLA call flow. Probably going back to 420-430 soon. |
| Memory has traditionally been a cyclical industry, not improbable for memory to collapse from the insane highs they're at now. I'm more so hoping that the AI demand has shifted things structurally and the trend will push off the memory downturn for at least another 3 - 4 years from now. Could very well make a case for puts, that the forward outlook is far too high and that the insane demand is priced in and any deviation from insane demand will lead to a downturn.\n\n \nEDIT: Also want to say that you could say the same for anything, why not just buy deep ITM SPY LEAPS? One loser erases all the profits you had in the previous years - you'd have to be spot on managing your position size. Unfortunately, managing your position size to not over extend yourself will decrease your profits, and then its like why are you using leverage in the first place if not to gamble? |
| Ah the WSB classic, good choice |
| Nice! I love to see more than 50% rev increase YoY |
| The best way to end up with a million dollars on this sub is to start with two million. |
| 0.27% is a pullback now? |
| 🤣 |
| https://preview.redd.it/rnvfvov3z6zg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a370c9f3e171438832accaa91e4f168d00579e9\n\n |
| Market doesn't give a SHIT about bears\n\nLmao\n\n(No one does lmao) |
| part of me thinks PLTR is about to fall to 135-140 range BUT knowing how things go, i can also seeing it shooting up to 150 Overnight |
| rip |
| https://preview.redd.it/3ouocex2z6zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=8143816a97d51b06a46cf1393aa278407fd6c5e7\n\n |
| Oil to dump overnight, Asian stock markets will pump\n\n>Chevron Chairman and CEO Mike Wirth says physical shortages in oil supply will begin appearing around the world. Economies will begin shrinking – first in Asia – as demand adjusts to meet supply while the strait remains closed. |
| 5% per day is BIG BIG. That would make you the best investor in the world, by far |
| When you wish upon a Call. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ojhk4oq1z6zg1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dec36a366da60f4421e67f8a40f3886e0f8ead40 |
| That’s so sad. Every time life got confusing or blurry you could always count on Zoo Min for clarity. 😔 |
| He can afford to stay inside your wife now. |
| https://preview.redd.it/gzmwfuwzy6zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fbab37331e9b2c7fb8694417358f189c7ed2a7a\n\n |
| Helps being distracted as a wage slave. I almost bought 1dte calls at open |
| He’s just following Elons playbook. Just make shit up. |
| \nI think its this website: \nIt says: \nFinancing \~$9.4B cash and liquid investments on balance sheet (1/31/26); $20B HCL from TD Securities, fully committed at signing \n \n[https://s205.q4cdn.com/272884106/files/doc\_downloads/2026/05/Project-Sling-Proposal-to-Acquire-eBay-5-3-2026-final-3.pdf](https://s205.q4cdn.com/272884106/files/doc_downloads/2026/05/Project-Sling-Proposal-to-Acquire-eBay-5-3-2026-final-3.pdf) |
| Is it finally time to get bearish on QQQ for a reversal, or was this just a small war headline pullback today? |
| Fake: OP is straight\n\nReal: gets topped |
| Pltr revenue to increase 85% next quarter. \nBullish |
| Cannons |
| I have Figma balls |
| Must say I like this new realized profit/loss page. Makes it even easier to start my daily crying sesh. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3efbsrkvy6zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=182a1aad49b5f86bd906bb155ce42cdcf789dc79\n\n |
| Honestly, anything that will happen in Iran at this point wont affect the market. The correlation went from 100 to 0 |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| SPX calls, pack your bags, we’re relocating to 7300. |
| https://preview.redd.it/f2ee0zoty6zg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8944ae5b04b910962adfcb78495bbae3748ffe9b\n\n |
| If Hantavirus could kill a 95 year old Gene Hackman, none of us are safe. |
| This is the slop Karp just spoke about |
| https://preview.redd.it/awhwwm9uy6zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ea4d6f5412c50c8d464a4c25f9876a9354422cb\n\n |
| PLTR has been stagnant for a while now if you look at the chart. Most likely because no matter how you slice it, and no matter how much they crush earnings, its all baked into the valuation already. |
| That’s not even bad honestly. Change your avatar to a chick |
| Puts on PLTR |
| https://preview.redd.it/72ru6vksy6zg1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ff90e9b608e7fa087cfe40f65c3e5684b00f94\n\n |
| You act like working out pltr is the worst thing in the world… bet you also think a lifetime pass to Disneyland is a curse huh? |
| my calls for pltrs are cooked. |
| who has PLTR calls? I genuinley thought they were gonna at least touch 150-152 |
| PLTR is the greatest ponzi scheme ever created |
| Why ask him personally when you can just run a query in the "okay?" column in the database that Palantir is keeping on him? |
| Did you say thank you? |
| It's not the year of AI software/models, it's the year of picks and shovels 2.0. Neoclouds, connectivity, memory, etc. Anthro and OpenAI are the frontier model leaders and are not public yet. Eventually when you see a companies tech start aggressively automating enterprises, that is your frontier model boom. SPY goes to 850 in a year or so on picks and shovels 2.0, and 1150 on Frontier Model companies the year after. All companies benefit though on huge efficiency gains.\n\nYou guys need to understand that in 5 years, AI will be ubiquitous and nonstop queries will be sent to datacenters for inference. At minimum, Claude Code has demonstrated the software industry will never be the same. This alone is massive before you get into other industries. Doesn't matter if self driving and other things suck, the gains in software writing ability are multipliers that can't be overstated. \n\nWe are entering a world where the abilities of talented people are being given to the masses like you, stop crying about it you stand to benefit the most. |
| PLTR flatter than Gaza after earnings |
| "This solve arets Intangible assets and brand rights"? Did they have a stroke while writing that? |
| WEN earning Friday. I gonna start my application tonight. |
| I need spy 685 by 5/15 🤒 |
| 200 by June. Good luck being poor |
| i assume pltr is gonna fall to 140 soon? |
| No |
| That was truly regarded. |
| poised for a breakout obviously 🙄\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/a9qn931my6zg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9cf0c49e814db61dc142ad3b2a38809f3777882 |
| so hold even if you're about to get diluted to shit because you've been saying it's a good buy? |
| Jp Morgans esecutive allegedly sexually assaulted a male employee showing tits while saying "I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons" |
| the chinese dude who invented cameras has passed away… RIP Zoo Min |
| Is Putin also joining the "fake hope, pump stock, reverse and profit" meta? |
| Would still be way too damn cheap |
| The day I finally do it this will definitely be in the note |
| https://preview.redd.it/yw3xxh9iy6zg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=2412cebf121672c9070475d0538e819fd4779de2\n\n |
| This is why I just trade SPY 0DTE’s and don’t own anything. |
| Hit or missiles |
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| Fuuuuuuuuuck |
| SNDK 1600 eow |
| wanna hanta dontcha wanna |
| Burry shilling for a game store acquisition for months, then selling the exact day a game store "acquisition" is announced is peak Burry |
| Yeah that one. Typo |
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| NBIS |
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| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/kFYyFYGsO3\n\nCan someone explain why this guy is going crazy on me in comments |
| Total revenue isn't enough so it doesn't matter what the growth rate is. |
| I’ve been watching NVDA intently. If AMD reports moderate gains I mathed out NVDA @ 204-210 on Wed 05/06 IF data center revenue is about 6.5B |
| No positions, but I am shocked PLTR is flat with better earnings than even the most bullish estimates I saw going into it. Something feels like it’s shifting |
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| You don’t understand CNBC, we have a bank of idiots online who have completely disconnected our share value from the value of the company and will just keep on donating their money to us when we print new shares in the hope of the second coming |
| Yeah all in on spy calls at that time and it dropped big and lost it all. I was too confident |
| I miss when the market rallied on happy macro days and dipped on sad days |
| i listened to many calls and no you're not even close |
| Look at their mcap regard , they are priced for years of this kind of growth which they won't meet. Even if they grow 50% next year that will put them at like $12B revenue and let's say net income is half of that which is $6B , that is still 60 P/E |
| Hantavirus the new black plague |
| More like Alex Larp |
| Probably the last time I will ever buy pltr calls. Worst earnings call I have ever listened to. |
| I can't have my phone dying in the middle of my trades |
| He waxed his asshole for peter thiel |
| That was probably one of the worst earnings calls I ever listened to |
| Man ber why fight the US ultimate money machine. All those hyperscalers have infinite money |
| Another flat day for my portfolio. Where are the get rich schemes these days |
| Always the same answear: Prized in 🤮 |
| “We power almost everything” yeah except your own microphones |
| Dang thought you guys were joking about hantavirus |
| It’s simple, it’s half cash, half stock |
| Yeah the shitcoin mining company with 25 employees is definitely worth a $660 million market cap |
| PLTR nuke |
| Invisible hand. |
| It works for Tesla. |
| Humble beginnings |
| Did karp wax poetic |
| Evil in general is |
| How does the 40 billion dollars they theoretically have = 56 billion dollars? |
| Hey at least your phone is charged |