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| Real men gamble with their hearts like Granddad |
| say it ain’t so 😭 |
| Imagine this 🖕 |
| love the stock, hope it runs |
| It is as much of a joke as 'market makers'. And it is great for laundering. |
| sure, the 200 million dollar contracts, but this is the biggest one I have ever seen |
| Max regardation |
| What’s your with that META chart. Ughhh… |
| Don’t be a pu$$y and get that $25k YOLO’d before offing yourself  |
| I'm starting to as well now. |
| The fact that so many think that we will continue the Santa rally makes me nervous |
| I gotta stop chasing my lossesno more 0DTE until I make the 35% back, I gotts stop fooling around |
| That's a fair position to take depending on how one views drones. The technology has changed over time and drones look a lot of different ways now, but ultimately we're talking about unmanned aqua-aerial vehicles and all their variants here. |
| What was your position |
| PEPE coin crashed yesterday  |
| Went to visit grandpa at the hospital. His ECG shows several pump and dumps  |
| I think the thing about the "they always win contracts" argument is that it means this is priced in because who else could fill this contract |
| Then better hurry and short that shit |
| Being unalive? |
| 25k |
| > Bitcoin is a PURELY a speculative illusion. It produces nothing, generates no cash flow... It's actually unbelievably how regarded this is.\n\nUh oh, OP, don't look now:\n> [Funds invested in derivatives alone total at minimum $544 trillion, and the high-end estimate is $1.2 quadrillion. In fact, there is more money in derivatives than in all the stock markets combined, which is a comparatively paltry $73 trillion.](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-is-how-much-money-exists-in-the-entire-world-in-one-chart-2015-12-18) |
| 4 days ago! |
| 6.6 Trillion in underlying value, not the options themselves. |
| I don’t know about full albums but that was happening on Spotify for stream money |
| big balls |
| How much wealth would one need to have to own $400,000 worth of souvenirs of something they despised? $50M? $100? $200M? |
| Yalla down the chimney tonight |
| Elon will run in the 2028 election himself silly |
| mistrial |
| I was up 50% for the month 3 days ago and I had some losses so now only up 15% for the month, but I gotta think I didn’t lose money this month |
| Very profound. What about rub and tug establishments |
| Whatever the bears on here say is going to crash, seems to do pretty well |
| mouth breathers in r/stocks:\n\n* Buy dying coal companies!\n* Buy XLE as production records continue to be hit!\n* Go long 💴 Yen while BoJ prints ¥5T a month! |
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| \*had |
| hailey rose |
| Spot on lol |
| OP thinks you can only buy full bitcoins.. |
| you disgust me |
| Please tell me when did it happen in 2022 🙂 |
| This "*Greater Fool Theory*"...how does it differ whether it be Bitcoin, Ethereum, Cardano or Fine Art? |
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| This. |
| Seems like it still does the triple move.. right way, fake out, back the same way. |
| Like my house |
| You realize this happens every couple years, the market always has palpitations, it gets resolved, and anyone with a brain cell bought the dip |
| Came to comment this. If you’re investing in Kodak you deserve to lose money. |
| >the agency tasked with forcefully collecting money didn’t spend more than it brought in\n\nWow. Next you’ll tell me the DoD invades countries better than the post office does. |
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| 🦍😘 |
| imagine just flat out being smol then |
| So where do the cost savings go? They are going to cut prices, right? |
| I have both |
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| Thanks for your submission! \n\nTo keep things interesting, we want to see big gains and big losses! \n\nSo we've set the following thresholds for Gain, Loss, and YOLO flaired posts:\n\n* YOLO posts must be a minimum of $10,000 of options or $25,000 of shares and recently opened.\n\n* Gain / Loss posts must show realized gains or losses of more than $2,500 for options or $5,000 for shares. \n\nWe want to see the actual trade. What you got in at, what you sold at. Then tell us why you did it. Give us the story of why you're a fucking genius (or idiot).\n\nThis is what a great post looks like:\n\n[$17.2K Gain on AMZN](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wb5m4o/not_too_shabby_172k_gain_amzn/) - OP described his gain in the title, has a clear screenshot showing both the entry and exit, meaning his gains were locked in, and they explained their reasoning in the comments and what they learned. All around a great post!\n\nHere are examples of what could get your post removed:\n\n* [$300,000 SDC Loss. Still not selling](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wpm9am/over_300000_unrealized_loss_sdc_not_selling/) - Even though this is a tremendous loss and something worth posting about, **the position hasn't been closed yet**.\n\n\nHere are examples of amazing posts which could have been even better:\n\n* [$75,000 DDOG Loss.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/unsrey/loss_porn_ddog_call/) - This is a great post and one that won't get removed. However, the OP could have talked about *why* they entered the position in the first place, what their target price was, and what went wrong. OP didn't stick around in the comments to answer any questions.\n\n* [$1.1MM Loss, No details](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lxm6wt/hold_me_1100000_loss/) - OP simply posted a screenshot of their overall portfolio balance. It's definitely a big loss, but it's not that interesting without OP talking about what trades they were in and why. OP didn't answer most questions in the comments which left many readers speculating on what happened.\n\n---\n\nAll that being said, we are here to help. We want to make it as easy as possible for you to post to our community. We have to balance this with making the subreddit interesting for our readers. \n\nIf you need some guidance, don't hesitate to [reach out to modmail](https://old.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) and we'll give you some pointers! |
| Keeping a mistress is just setting a stop loss on your relationship |
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| Achr getting better everyday |
| Tsla 7M shares naked shorted at the close in last 10mins (95M/min50 -123M/min60 = 28M in literally 10mins ) the rest just unhedged (dumping) to liquidate the float by which security drops significantly and instantly- |
| I will be, and if not I'll piss in my own mouth |
| What a week….😅…..Enjoy your weekend 😎🙌🍻! |
| LOL |
| dame Felipe I thought you’d be a pepe millionaire by now  |
| no. |
| Nah, today, I actually got out of yesterday's mud. Yesterday, I was feeling rough. Today, I washed out one dumbass highly regarded trade with a great trade and ended my day with minuscule profit. Wasted a night of sleep too worrying. \n\nNow if I were in options, I'd be sooooooooooo fucked. |
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| Does a tree shit in the woods |
| Prob not til after ah closes so they can gap everybody on Monday |
| Your cooked |
| Our thoughts are nobody cares what you *think* if you don't have a bet to back up your bullshit. This isn't talkaboutbets. |
| it will not be |
| And Nana can finally RIP |
| Nothing like spending billions on obsolete equipment. Drones will make aircraft and aircraft carries a think of the past. Build a floating city that has no chance of defending against a swarm of autonomous bomb laden drones. Why build a billion dollar manned jet when an unmanned drone will do the same job? So idiotic. |
| lol, no |
| Bought puts 2 hours in, ended up with 4x. |
| I do |
| Only if you give me your wallet passphrase |
| I should’ve rode with my 594c calls, instead I sold them 45 minutes after open, spy proceeds to pump to 595 almost immediately after. |
| She will be fine. Her stepdad will console her. |
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| Nicely done. Congratulations friend. I'm long ACHR, in at around $3. I sold 1/3 around $8.5 to book some profits. I also have a small amount of calls and hope it turns into grocery money. I like AChR for the long haul. |
| RIP |
| Okay |
| preferably a price that makes a profit |
| I am poor does anybody have any advice on how to fix that before Xmas |
| She looks like my extended cousin's wife |
| Well this aged well |
| You still got some buying power bro what are you doing |
| Sounds more like cocaine than lsd |
| Where can I see that? On Robinhood? Thank you! |
| Very interesting! Maybe the app has access to your camera and sees how sexy you are? |
| It was a joke relax champ |
| Santa Habibi, bring for me a Lamborghini |
| Facts |
| No one wants to look at these ads on youtube and reddit. No one! |
| The true believers in crypto during the last crash not only lost their money, but often ended up in debt by borrowing to buy more. Will these people try again like degenerate gamblers going back to the casinos to win back the money they lost last time? |
| govt shutdown and spy opens at 550 or less on Monday |
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| No offense, but that sounds like a bunch of commie gobbledygook |
| Me (i am addicted) |
| Yield curve inversion has happened several times without a recession following, and the Sahm rule is an indicator for being in a recession, no predicting them. Its just the change in the unemployment rate, and they only use the change because a "normal unemployment rate" doesn't exist.\n\nAnd unemployment is not rising at a fast pace. It flattened months ago. |
| Calls probably but what price you looking for next week? Haven't been following it much |
| How much money do you have? |
| Puts on this comment |
| I really hope 2025 is $Amd year |
| When do they decide to vote or not? trying to see what spy does at that time |
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| (...no) |
| PCE just saved santa, govt shutdown means fuckall |
| Huh ? Asstrology? Never heard of it  |
| yes take 1 kidney from each and you wont even have to day trade anymore, just retire atp. |
| Chanel Preston is the G.O.A.T. |
| Low key MS and JPM.\n\nNext year so many tailwinds including deal making bonanza.\n\nVisa and AXP will keep printing as well. |
| banbetting something with >50% probability is boring. banbetting something with <10% probability is baller if it hits |
| $200 next week? |
| Bushy  |
| I sort of agree in principle, in actuality the Bitcoin bros have bought our congress & the \nBitcoin bill (forces US govt to buy 100 billion in Bitcoin and hold it for 20 years) is extremely likely to pass. So if it’s a Ponzi scheme, we the taxpayers are going to be stuck with a large part of the losses. Yay |
| OP doesn't realise you can buy parts of a coin |
| The stock market is a bigger Ponzi scheme by far. |
| thank god for the weekend thread \n\n*every comment is about the market*\n\nEW. BYE. 💅✨ |
| You’ll have a loss but the new purchase will be adjusted with a different cost basis |
| I agree with this argument emotionally, but it could have been made at any point in the past decade. \n\nThe market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent. |
| I have kids...so I do have spares 🤔 |
| Oh shit. My shares. |
| Finna off myself |
| the only pronstars i will crawl in public for is violet myers ans eliza ibarra hehe\n\nSorry lena paul 🤓 |
| astrology stopped working |
| To see it and to trade it are two entirely different things. Easy to look at a chart in retrospect and say I should've, would've could've.\n\n2 days ago I tried to catch a falling knife at the wrong time, at least exited for a loss at the perfect time. Yesterday I bought at the absolute day low and got fucked by the premarket. Didn't bother holding on since I hate badly timed trades. |
| 6 full trading days left |
| a child with crayons can probably make more profits than a fucking TA |
| For God's sake man sell. SELL IT!! |
| buy it joe brogan. calls, shares, whatever you like |
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| Sold pltr leaps bought when pltr was 5$ leaps were for 2026 sold for small gain woke 5 months later im dumb as f |
| Ya I've been enjoying taking a low dose of tirz to keep me at maintenance. Usually about 5mg a week and I've got a bit less then 2 years in my freezer. I'm on the tail end of a bulk right now and when I'm ready to lose weight again I wanna go hard on reta see if the effects are different then when I went hard on tirz. I also have cagri that Ill add eventually when I stall. Fun times. |
| Gain today But l’ve lost more than that this week  |
| I think you’re too early, but good luck |
| It’s Christmas weekend why would this 2.5x in a week 😂 |
| Works for me. |
| Great come back hahahah |
| Shutdown is 🥅 post #157 of 🏳️🌈 bears.\n\nWorst case very short shutdown with minimal impact on economy. |
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| This week's lesson:\n\nSometimes not having a stop loss will absolutely fuck you\n\nSometimes setting a stop loss will absolutely fuck you\n\nI got to be on both sides  |
| Interesting, Grok told me TSLA will be $694.20 on Monday and I should suck elon’s ding-dong (which I will do) |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/StonksInvesteur made a bet that SPY would go to 575.0737999999999 within **1 day** when it was 586.81 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 12 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I took a 4 thousand dollar L on tsla this week. 🙁 |
| Yeah was thinking about throwing 2-3k at SPX puts Wednesday but  kicked in. I’d have a real nice chunk of change if I did though. |
| The one that goes up |
| Sure. Yes, do that. Fuck the Wash Sale Rule. Your needs are more important. |
| do what i gotta do! only live once only so much time, i do have passive income from 3 rental properties though to support me, now i learned my lesson and now i gotta learn |
| he jerks it to VHS |
| Im confused is the 10k a loss or a gain? |
| With only a 1.4% loss for the week after all of the drama I feel truly lucky. |
| Money ain't moneying |
| You're not wrong that the case it continues to sink is more unlikely than not, and also highly dependent on macro/non firm specific factors. The way I see it the options are cheap because historically cvs is low beta low volatility etc. So it seems unlikely that a once steerling "blue chip" company like cvs would dump even more, but it's just fundamentally an unsustainable business imo. Their segments would be more profitable operating independently, but even if they break up, they're going to be so saddled with debt. They ran Aetna from being their biggest jewel to the biggest anchor. \n\nIf cvs management is not also considered useless, idk what is. The way I see it they were given a full monopoly of care + doctors + insurance and a perfect positioning in 2020 with tons of government contracts and they havent managed to capitalize on that at all. With a lot of new pressures on the industry and attention on PBMs I don't see how they can cope |
| Bagholder here average $164 hope it goes up. |
| What's the play bro rogan?? |
| "old" |
| fbi should check out the feller above me |
| Sooo what’s a stock? I piece of the company you can’t do anything with? With btc you can actually contribute to the network and keep it running. |
| how is MSTR green |
| Better chance of 🌈🐻 parent's not being disappointed |
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| Under that definition, in my country USD isn't a currency.\n\nAnything is a currency if it is agreed upon as a medium of trade. The struggle with crypto is the anonymity - it's hard to track the money for tax purposes. It has been agreed upon for use as a currency amongst some however, and for those people, by definition, it works. |
| I sold Marvell at 50? At a loss no less. We all have those. |
| Deff putting it back on pltr 😂 |
| It's looking like AAPL will be the first 4T company, and it's going to happen soon. |
| Strong jawline! |
| I have to respectfully disagree. I think u/[convexdominance6](/user/convexdominance6/) knows exactly what he/she is doing. I'm a fan. |
| Ya quitting a job to trade full time without knowing how to trade is pretty ridiculous |
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| fries in da bag bru |
| HUMA |
| Bears are snake 🐍 oil salesman.\n\nAlways some bullshit "just around the corner".\n\nLatest 🥅 post is shutdown. |
| each app should leverage ai to make setting/config changes on your behalf. e.g a prompt like "set my notifications to replies only". it's beyond annoying digging through that shit |
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| Next best stock? |
| Bitcoin isn't going anywhere. It will crash again, probably to the 12k to 18k ish mark, then slowly over a few years (3 to 5 historically) rise again. Probably never to these highs but usually right around 50 to 60k then crash again. As soon as it crashes, people stop thinking about crypto once the aftermath passes, till the next run up. I don't put money in it myself, too damn poor as it is, and crypto is too volotile but have noticed the trend. |
| You wanna buy my car? |
| It’s the yearly recap on Robinhood |
| !banbet HUMA 10 7d |
| Denmark |
| Because they hate people who actually pay back their student loans. They love the people who want the loans forgiven. |
| 90 next week |
| Of course GOOG only goes up few percent at a time. Nice risk management though |
| You’ve clearly not done LSD |
| tight like a wizard's sleeves |
| i've enjoyed my time on tirz and still have 2 years of gray in my freezer right now so gonna stay on this for as long as needed but if things ever change, reta is likely to be my next stop. i have slight concerns around the tachycardia stuff but again, minimal, as it sounds like statistical noise. |
| No shit. This is because Cagrilintide and Semaglutide only target one GLP-1 receptor each. So you have a drug that targets two receptors. Guess how many receptors Tirzepatide targets? Two. So I would expect their drug to perform similar to Tirzepatide. \n\nThere’s also Retatrutide which targets three receptors. And guess what, it’s looking like Retatrutide results in the most weight loss. \n\nI’m sensing a pattern here 🤔\n\nEli Lily is the play. They own Retatrutide. |
| Can't spell TSLA without L -- and lately it's been taking a lot of those. |
| Recession happened every signle time *after* a yield curve inversion, look at the chart again. The yield curve just recently (~1 week ago) inverted back. On top, unemployment is rising at a fast pace. |
| i recommend you sell your kidney first on the BM |
| Well at least I can trade some corn during the weekend while the dumbasses shut the government down  |
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| yes we just accept it. the market doesn't just follow the whims of fate and sentiment. market makers sold a bunch of puts to us retail traders Wednesday after the fed speech. we all saw the prices go down on mostly everything and we bought puts because of it. but these companies that offer the options contracts now need to try and steer the prices of the assets to make as much money as they can. in short, we all bought puts suddenly and there were already a bunch of calls bought before the speech in the bull market, so they steered prices mostly flat, into a slightly green day. |
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| Government shutting down in 6 hours and these old fks in the senate are talking about Nicolas cage movies |
| So if i sell my loss positions and buy back into them immedietly i can still count that as a total loss vs gains this year? |
| Thanks Tether! |
| I got some gold fillings to hock before I get desperate.\n\nI might need to sleep in that car! |
| Soun and Rgti |
| All time low for my account 😔 |
| Congrats. One of these days I expect to be in your shoes. Just trying to play it smart with buying calls (no ODTE or 1DTE) and taking baby steps. Being able to quit my job and spending time with wife and kids one day...that will be worth more than anything. |
| why you catching smoke from delaware |
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| Crypto is mostly held by institutional buyers and hedge funds these days so yea  we shall see |
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| Gonna be a short life |
| oh brother.. |
| Eden Ivy |
| If they only understood how lucky today was for them, all the fundamentals and indicators institutions use were screaming sell off. You guys were saved by a Christmas miracle but don’t count the sell off yet 🐻👀🫵\n\nIt will happen!! ✅ |
| What is ATL |
| Let's hear some hail mary plays for next week that actually have a shred of a chance to hit |
| [What does it even do?](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ump6io/anyone_remember_upstart_guy/) |
| The whole point was that it was supposed to outperform other weight loss drugs because it was far more difficult and expensive to manufacture. It's worthless now. |
| Lmao - they've been "letting" people do this all over the world for the past 15 years. But ok. |
| So, according to you, we've been in a recession since July? lol ok. |
| Your house is the first step! sell your vehicle too! |
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| Can you block a whole US state (eg Delaware) from texting you on iPhone??? |
| omg you're both adorable! 😀 |
| A couple different short term gambles. Someone told me once that diversifying my portfolio is the key to success. |
| Old mif nah |
| edited post descrip |
| I keep taking profits and rolling them into ASTS shares. Being patient is ass.\n\nHappy holidays and safe travels to everyone!\n\nExcept the 🌈🐻. I hope Krampus shits under your tree. |
| Pls come back Mia Khalifa  |
| Closed at 134.70\n\nCongrats OP |
| I assume you meant GOOG. Yes. Just shares on both of them. |
| She thickkkk |
| By god RUM up 40% AH |
| No stupid, they will FDIC that shit and *then* let it crash so that people who aren't morons can socialize the losses. |
| What are the metrics used to quantify a user’s intelligence? |
| Bruh that vitch is old now |
| wait wdym? you only have 10k left or you got 10k profit? - or 25k profit if you got 75,000 from 50,000??? |
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| Fair enough, enjoy it while it lasts. But i wish you the best of luck |
| Buddy, that’s how you do it.\nI couldn’t give two fqs\nI don’t even have trading apps on my phone anymore.\n\nIf you have to sweat it, and feeling all tingly from risking 20k, how will you make 200k? |
| I bought a BMW with my Bitcoin gains. So please tell me how it's not money. |
| I was referring to Musk (the last person mentioned in the post I was replying to) who stated publicly that he wants to cut $2 trillion from the budget. \n\nThat's not a talking point; that's something he actually said. |
| Why do you get phased out of student loan interest deduction? |
| I sold $200 worth of puts yesterday and then bought them back this morning when it looked bad for $196 😂. \n\nMy first options trade ever! Can't wait to lose my house one day as I gain experience |
| Well that’s how I am with stocks and I did just buy bitcoin at 106k |
| Got my first 10 bagger. A single PLTR call I bought back in November for $200 is now worth 2.2k\n\nI'm holding until expiry (Jan 17) |
| ozempic/zepbound/retatrutide are in a similar ballpark so for a normie fat person who doesn't know shit about fuck, they'll likely be fine with ozempic as a first option. but in 2-3 years i think that changes once more competitors exit clinical trials and finally enter the market and you start getting pill options or monthly/quarterly injection options instead of the standard weekly injection right now. ozempic as mentioned above is a single agonist, so it just targets the GLP1 receptor HARD. this is effective for appetite supression but folks also experience by far the most nausea/vomiting out of the trio of drug options. zepbound/reta have a special recipe that targets multiple receptors that makes it a bit more pleasant for more people.\n\nknowing what i know about ozempic vs zepbound (and being a zepbound user), i wouldn't take ozempic if it was offered to me for free. less weight loss/more side effects. but most folks have no idea about any of this shit so ignorance is probably bliss in this case.\n\nthe main thing saving novo nordisk is brand recognition. everyone knows what the fuck ozempic is and means. they just don't know how good it is compared to everything else on the market now. that's gonna save novo's bacon would be my guess. |
| Wait till it's 500 EOY |
| nothing is really won or lost until you cash out |
| i had $50k i went over $75k went down back to $60k cashed out the $10k restarted and lost $50k |
| OPEN THE CASINO  |
| I’m a grower and I hate it |
| Alexis Fawx better. |
| I sold pltr at 14 |
| im not even in it but keep telling urself that shorty |
| Can we have without the emoji ? |
| Mmm yeah that’s tender\n\nAnd oh so tight\n\nTalkin bout my ass\n\n |
| Yes |
| In other words “I have no rebuttal whatsoever” |
| You don’t see value in a immutable currency? |
| ☪️ancer |
| Yes, but the products will now all be named by cats walking across a keyboard and will be made from distilled shiny disappointment. |
| Johnny Sins is clear. |
| In goog? |
| Sasha grey all day every day. |
| Let me guess. You want to take what money you have left and throw it on a short term gamble and make your 50k back in one day?\n\nGood luck with that. |
| Should have put on you |
| What country should I move to once I win the lottery which I will? |
| no. |
| Well New york real estate market works exactly the same way. Should we run out of bigger idiots in 2025 or it will take a couple more hundreds of years? |
| Let’s go baby |
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| Super bullish |
| You've made a lot of questionable decisions in the last 24 hours. lol |
| Never say never! Just be patient |
| Contribute to society |
| Stretch out your ball sack and go again. I believe in you bro 👊 |
| ITS* |
| MSTR is like a pig on lsd, you don’t know which way it’s going to run from a day to day basis. But the trend is it’s collapsing. |
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| i lost everything brother |
| Gj then bud  |
| You could have relaxed all weekend cash in hand woke up 1 hour to open smashed some spx puts or calls . Now you going to spend the entire weekend praying the us government shuts down for Christmas. |
| Yeah Vegas just overlooks Steph Curry scoring ability, you can totally outsmart them |
| So i saved for roughly two years in the marine corps and when i got out decided to pursue it full time and learning at the same time which is my first mistake, now i gotta restart, but i learned my lesson and gotta re up now. |
| Brandi Love 💕 |
| How tf did Steph only score 2 fucking points last night? Thats my luck too bud lol |
| Did ya survive? I limped out with rent money at least |
| He likes Asian chicks. Only Asian chicks |
| $694.20 on Monday  |
| Jerk off and then start playing video games |
| Aria Lee >>>> |
| ASTS |
| And every step you take |
| 🖕 |
| This is FUD. Technology will very likely outpace "cryptocurrency" in the future, be it next month or the next 50 years, but as of now their is no denying the absolute supremacy and viability of its technology. I see it as more of a stepping stone to something even better, who knows what that may be, but to say bitcoin is going to fail from here is nonsense. It will be the foundation till the next stepping stone comes along. Fiat as we know it going to be a thing of the past. Everyone is going to wish they got in and did their research for the new era. The same as people denying AI and it's capabilities, they just don't want to evolve. |
| overrated new york 4 |
| Markets closed. Now what do I do??  |
| Yep all your money should be in on retatrutide. That one is gonna blow the others out of the water. I tried it and loved it but went back to tirz cause it's cheaper. |
| I know what sub we're in, but crypto currency was not invented as an investment vehicle, and that includes currency arbitrage. Mining exists to encourage adoption and maintain the blockchain. Use this information as a reminder that crypto should only be used on a transaction basis. |
| Went there the other day, not a bad place actually.. |
|  |
| Guess I got assigned some OSCR puts today.\n\nTime to wheel.\n\nThe $14 strike should be worthless. |
| It's 80 now. |
| Sucks! I know that feeling! Was just like you 10 years ago! Broke and sitting on the sidelines. I would do $5-$10 a week on your favorite stock. I had a gentleman telling me that 10 years ago. Just out $5 a week. I did that for a year. It’s not much but it adds up. By keeping that up I was able to do $10 a day. Now all I do is collect premiums! |
| Made 75k but profited 10k?\n\n\nI don't get it |
| Need to pump up the leverage |
| Lana Rhoades is GOAT |
| all cash currently \n\nclosed all my mstr puts yesterday and this morning\n\nneed a play to hold me over until late january\n\nwhich is when I emphatically and unironically believe weed will get a two week pump based on retarted investors overreacting to a flippant 🥭 comment |
| I might not have won shit, but I gained back 11k today in my portfolio that was lost earlier this week, so that makes me happy. |
| RUM is taking off. Tether is buying 775 million in common stock. |
| I hope it goes 600+ but tbh all I want is the same volatility we've had past 2 days. Made a lot of 🥖playing 0dte puts and calls throughout the day |
| Despite what you might think, bears actually have tons of sex\n\n\n...they're just always on the receiving end of it tho |
| Sorry man I made only 220$ from puts on this, not too much still 33% gainz |
| 22% gain on ENVX shares in a day, I'll take it. |
| Rug off 5%+, give back 1% ... "bErS" |
| What a dork |
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| Why is the highway patrol scanning my license plate so much\n\nim only going 20 over |
| lol |
| Tesla institutional flow is positive every week, option flow is positive and some still don't buy this stock. I don't hold this stock every day but eod today was a perfect time to buy dip. You wanna get rich or not? |
| qualcomm got some good ass lawyers, theyre alwasy winning them shits |
| Why do you think the Trump administration wants to empty $100 billion worth of gold out of Fort Knox to buy Bitcoin? |
| Excuse me sir. This is a Wendy’s. |
| Bols didn’t win shit yet are still cocky like usual |
| This is the way.. esp with short dated options |
| Give me 200K and I’ll show you how to lose it in a week |
| Say best you can do is 50/50 |
| Open at 605 then push to 570. |
| I sold pltr at 30  |
| 23% vs 25% beat down. |
| Iv has entered the chat lol. Basically u bought on earnings and iv was probably through the roof |
| buying calls for Monday when there is a possibility of the government shutting down is not even betting, more like donating. FYI, I want spy to go up I just think its a dumb bet to do right before the government could shut down |
| peak WSB in a microcosm |
| they are every where, if you are in big city of france or uk. I was in paris last year, I cant believe the amount of arab and african living in paris, almost got rob too.  |
| Wait |
| I wonder if anyone has attempted to sell music created by an AI yet. Some of the songs sound really convincing. I’m assuming there has to some electronic stamp somewhere that indicates the origin of the song |
| That pool didn’t change though. We’re talking about outsiders that aren’t “investors” that still buy crypto. They are an extra market that people don’t take into account. |
| Were you a consistently profitable trader before quitting your job? |
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| My guess is that he used the 150k he had in checking to make a come back and lost everything |
| Whats the deal with KURL? Pump and dump? Or potential to go higher? |
| It's safer now to go. No one does the same thing twice |
| No its hawk tuahish |
| We both had moments of excitement forsure |
| Please open at 420.69 on Monday Mr saylor |
| dont worry he cant read, he looked at holidays for the market and it said monday, january 1st but he didnt realize thats 2024, he should have looked at January 1st 2025 which is a wednesday in 2 weeks |
| Not knowing maths might be part of the problem. |
| Don't forget to take taxes out and 100 bucks on top and grab yourself a massage and a nice dinner for after you get fucked by your options |
| I don't crypto, is there a derivatives market for that?\n\n\nSounds spicy as hell |
| semantics always matter |
| I expected this post to be from 2013 and not 2024... every anti-crypto narrative is in this post and has been debunked over the past 14 years. \n\nOP can keep clutching their pearls. Anyone with 4 BTC and looks at it like a "souvenirs" rather than the life changing money it represents is a bad investor, whether dealing in crypto or trad-fi. |
| Let me know if you need a 300.00 loan. |
| I absolutely HATE the holidays |
| It's bibbish |
| my meat is about to start making me money lmao |
| I want a frosty in my asshole, like now. |
| Solid gains today. I’m very enticed to enter Novo Nordisk now |
| At -3% and the bank washes his car every Tuesday |
| I don't think it matters that much. Shut down means no pay cheques for politicians. Honestly f them |
| same, meta got fucked hard to bring it to below 590 |
| Might regain some traction next week but who knows, next week is the last opportunity for tax harvesting so it might sell slightly. |
| I survived fake GFC 2.0 Day 3.  |
| Imagine starting a comment with “imagine “ |
| No |
| Biergarten |
| Is government shitdown bullish? |
| Yeah… doesn’t mean you’re not a divorcee… you’re 40. Too old to be playing semantics |
| # AM SMARHT |
| You will start OF |
| Crypto is only good for deepweb users and shouldn't be taken seriously  |
| Shutdown yes or no? |
| oh sweet boy, if only you knew. i am running out of time. im so fucked lol. gonna spend the winter curled up in a ball crying haha thanks for the advice it’s good advice everyone’s circumstances are different. guess it’s time to start that OF haha |
| Now all this 🌈 ber nonsense is over. Can we go back to pumping 15% a day?  |
| Everything is fun when you are winning |
| J POW getting that tool kit ready  |
| He takes the orders from the god dam customers. He's got people skills. What's wrong with you people? |
|  |
| not goin to any Christmas markets in Germany bruh |
| Inflations so high the bank just called and said I owe them interest on my money |
| Chug chug chug. \nIt’s power stroke diesel\nThe party don’t stop |
| thanks for letting us know, me and my family will discuss this tonight and decide if we shall follow your footsteps |
| Someone had sex today only becuz they bought calls \n\nIt wasnt you ☹️ |
| ##It will take nothing short of a Christmas Miracle to save my calls for next week. I believe in Santa.🫡 |
| I got remarried |
| That's great news. So, now they are going to lower their prices back down to pre-2020 levels? |
| Oh that hurts! |
| Based and Hitler-was-a-cryptobro pilled |
| I’m not even a crypto person but for fucks sake read about what crypto is. It’s kind of the opposite of a Ponzi scheme |
| I'm the most angry ber of all ber and I can't remember the last time I bought a spy or q's put only calls in 24. Sometimes I buy puts on the inverses just to feel ber |
| Who tf let this dumbass on the front page? |
| dawg them sweater puppies don't even need ai |
| Apparently it’s calling someone the wrong pronoun or whatever. If trans people want to call themself optimus prime or whatever thats fine with me, but dont make me take part in your games. |
| Open at 570 then push to 605.\nWin / win |
| The technical term is gorrillionaire |
| time to get another 9-5 |
| Imagine not buying Tesla dip eod lol |
| Understandable, but for example rite aid was 10y+- not fcf or barely positive/negative\nWba and cvs pay fcf positive and pay div, so rite aid makes more sense, wba had useless ceo also, lots of write offs |
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| Why is the market closed on the 30th?? |
| The graph and lines so clearly show a "Gang banged behind Wendy's dumpster" formation. |
| Yep. |
| Here I am with my money thinking I’m doing great |
| I have "manager" in my title with no direct reports. I lord over my clients with an angry fist. |
| Did you repurchase shares of the stocks you sold that had those losses? If yes, the losses will be included in the base of those new positions, if you want to recognize the losses, you have to sell them. |
| >Does that seem like a bright future to you?\n\nyup. |
| you also would've put in 50,000 |
| I’m good. They are gonna print FAAAT mon |
| I'm not even divorced |
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| You have so much time. Play the long-term game. Pick a stock you believe in most with where technology is headed. Be in for 5-10Y. Do nothing. Reassess 2029-2034. Spend all the extra time you would have spent day trading however else you choose. That’s it. |
| 610 eow spy |
| They printed so much money in 2019 and 2020. It has artificially propped up the economy and inflated asset values. People haven’t lived a recession/bear market in a long time and it shows. People think it’s all memes and games until the inevitable crash of the everything bubble comes. |
| Emo or goth? |
| Next time I buy options I’m just gonna close the app and come back to it end of day. Last several trades if I would’ve held the gains would’ve been crazy but no I’m a pussy |
| You should stop playing |
|  |
| any specific reason? |
| Where are wombats from? |
| Cool, they aren't but cool. I wish you luck and hope you don't lose too much money, both lunr and rocket are meme stocks. Lmao they aren't going anywhere without a massive rugpull behind it open your eyes it's happened before. Space stock hype has come and gone don't FOMO into something you will lose money on |
| I got $518 puts on QQQ\n\n$420 TSLA\n\n |
| 55 yo dude\n\nI mined it in 2011... |
| Yes |
| Just saw an AI photo of nancy with huge milkers. Thank AI, i guess... |
| Already spread them 🤧😆 |
| sir, this is an AA meeting |
| You are on CRACK |
| Depends on how much you started with, doesn't it? If you started with $10k, you are still golden. If you started with $1M, well, you still have $400k. |
| The reason I’ve lost money is because I have a job where I have enough free time to day trade 😭 |
| Glad to hear, hopefully you can make a dent in that default judgement lmao. Must be tough having shit credit and divorced. I guess this is the only joy you’ll get in a while |
| Agg just hats about how much I lost this week |
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| Hold but I wouldn’t hang around long if it went positive. Trump and Elons marriage won’t last as long as a dog married to a piece of spaghetti |
| This but unironically. |
| lol stfu |
| This is brIlliAnT. Selling my stack. MM.. |
| ill contribute for u not to do this |
| 25 cars for the month, on the road to 33+  |
| So, when the middle manager, who isn't doing the actual work but is just delegated from above to do this or that, and also is held accountable for the work that the plebes do, is cut out, does the extra cost savings delegated to the plebes who were actually doing the work? |
| 😭😂 ugh fine, get those cheeks out |
| one of the worst things about the holidays is that kids are outta school and people are off work so everything's crowded af |
| in yellow please |
| The truth shall make you rich |
| How the fuck have you lost $200k the past three months? Literally everything has been going up. This is some backwards investing. |
| no no this was the last upward tick, trust me bro. It's going to get better. Any second now |
| now I know you aren't old enough to be on here. |
| I forgot about my MU Jan 120 calls, I see them sitting 96% down. What a waste |
| OP pissed he didn't buy @ $30k. |
| Indeed. |
| IDK, my 81 yo dad bought Eth, link, and ADA in 2022, thought the top was in then |
| 570 on monday |
| What tool gives this view? |
| probably. US recession incoming, finally. Poor orange. |
| Did you get it before the dump I hope 😵💫 |
| Do you accept fartcoin? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Past_Search5238 made a bet that AVGO would go to 350.0 within **4 days** when it was 243.849 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Yup. Easy fix. I love how the Reuters article states that...in the sixth paragraph. |
| Im takin a trading sabbatical till January. Too chaotic and next week is all chopped up. Then following monday is closed |
| People from leveraged etf subs are such pussies. There’s a small drop and all their hold for decades philosophy goes out of the window |
| Get the 🍿 ready for Jan 29 FOMC, post inauguration I think it'll be pretty pretty interesting |
| Bro 😹 |
| Several years back, there was a ton of boomers talking about buying it too. Except for not knowing what the price will do or when it will do it, there really does seem to be no more surprises left… except for the day when/if quantum computing breaks blockchain. |
| I bet on Harris and she lost the election. |
| Congratulations! Seriously. No snide remarks. I just think about how many others might have been in your shoes and have had a similar turnaround. That makes me happy, regardless of any stock investing or not. |
| i'm up .92% today |
| I dunno boys. Soft closes on all indices. I am not feeling good about where we are headed from here. |
| Yes I did |
| > there's always a certain amount of less desirable drugs that you have to try jumping through hoops with your doctor before you can actually get to the really awesome, expensive drug that you really want\n\nfor other drugs like this, whats the marketshare of shitty vs expensive drugs? also, how much more desirable is it to get to the more expensive one? do you see the same desirability in this case? thanks for sharing btw |
| No need to bother, he can be a new daddy to your kids and your wife. |
| 😂 |
| naw BJs definitely adjusted to inflation, especially if BBBJ, dont ask me why i know |
| This is exactly how options work. As for price movement, you can't control it |
| Thanks man! Appreciate the explanation on the covered calls. Actually kind of makes sense. \n\nUnless the market tanks overall, I really do believe in quantum stocks long term. Some calling it a bubble which is partially true but quantum is the future and isn’t going anywhere. I might take your hybrid approach above. |
| Just beat your meat like it owes you money! |
| Wooops my ass spank me 😆😆 |
| Mm too late today |
|  |
| Why are they using a broker that won’t allow it? |
| This is cold bruh stop it |
| I got super lucky and bought calls right before it took that moon shot today, but just two because im also a poor |
| [A classic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zTei5RMhQ8&list=RD7zTei5RMhQ8&start_radio=1) |
| Elon issue an executive order for 7/24 casino already  |
| Facts. It’s a good company and it’s been goin down for months tho. |
| You should open a second account and do the reverse |
| Lol you know what I meant |
|  |
| This energy I support. |
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| sell your bitcoin, Just saw pokemon prices are UP  |
| It really sucks man and like you see everyone with these ridiculous slips which you get fomo in but you can also see people hit crazy amounts on a single straight bet by putting a lot down and they are advertised as the “safer” bets and “oh look you can build up your bankroll by just betting single straight bets” AND THOSE FUCKING LOSE to. I lost I kid you not 10 single bets in a row no parlays. \n\nThat shit is garbage at least with options I actually have made money more consistently lmao |
| die. |
| Indeed.com |
| m e r r y c h r i s t m a s. |
| 595 01/17, I did not expect to fill it and it did, it plummet the last five minutes |
| The IRS won, you didn’t |
| That's rude. CEO of the year.  |
| on the last point- if Chase is doing something, it is likely the right move. Jamie Diamon is normally the smartest guy in the room. |
| Yeah I bought it just for funzies really, massive green today so why not |
| Buy calls got it  |
|  |
| oof, well said, surprisingly brutal takedown |
| I own shares that I have been selling CCs on |
| *"Couldn't eat a dinner like this before I started trading!"*\n\nThe dinner: Just pickles. |
| If the government shuts down the aliens will attack new jersey |
| The economy typically takes a few years to catch up to policy change. Bro stepped into a booming economy from the previous administration and took credit for it then left it in shambles after ridiculous amounts of deficit spending and blamed the next administration. |
| Luigi and Diddy and Bankman Fried from the coin shit are all under the same roof in Brooklyn lol |
| Y’all give me some plays for Monday. Gotta recoup a $50k loss from the last 3 days |
| Down 200k in a week. This makes me feel better. |
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| Just because you own some BTC doesn't mean you aren't salty.\n\nIt's like a racist saying they aren't racist because they know <color> people.\n\nI don't own a drop of BTC, because \n\n* A wallet with a million coins is just laying there dormant\n\n* It's outdated, as you said, and with the doors shut and keys melted.. it's just a matter of time before it's exploited.\n\n* The only utility it has, every other crypto has, so thus, it has no utility.\n\n* I genuinely think it'll be the largest rugpull in history.\n\nDon't get me wrong, I've got waaay too much money in crypto, but you sound exactly like the naysayers when retail was..\n\n* exposed to the internet.\n\n* introduced to credit cards.\n\nweb1 : read-only internet \n\nweb2 (today) : read/write internet\n\n-- we are here --\n\nweb3 : decentralized & interoperable internet of things\n\n---\n\nNow, for other tokens that leverage actual utility.. that is where my money sits.\n\nSome of it was derived from following big money & institutions (WEF, BIS, IMF, BR/SS/VG, etc) and some of it based simply on the proposed vision.\n\nThe ability to settle money nearly instantly, globally, at a fraction of the cost today? Sounds like a reasonable path to take.\n\nThe ability to crowdsource computational power because you have an off-hand project but don't want to invest thousands of dollars for a PoC? Isn't that useful!\n\nThe ability for industries to protect their data and share it ubiquitously at the same time? Seems dandy to me.. \n\n***TLDR;*** Early days.. BTC is already sunset, but from the ashes will we see the true intent. |
| cool |
| Have you ever |
| If I had a Bitcoin for every time someone has said that we've hit the top, I would be a very wealthy man. |
| This is hilarious. There was a time when I would post a rebuttal but I don’t even care anymore. I don’t need to defend bitcoin. I can now sit back and just laugh. |
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| Ok, this might be worth trying |
| Where we goin? |
| Just checked the chart looks like an interesting choice what strike/date? |
| Woops |
| who the fuks fergie/ ghey mod szit i want, "single not ghey super hot buff OG"\n\nPlease |
| Bitcoin is antifragile. This may be the last cycle of the supercycle, followed by a 6 year bear market bottoming at 1-3k. But after that will be another stupid rally to like $1M, pulling in everyone all over again, followed by more cycles much as we've had before. |
| I did, but got in about 20 minutes too early. Went break even instead of 10x  |
| Deadline is tonight, they’re expected to vote on the new proposal soon. |
| https://preview.redd.it/g69gu9zhs28e1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d8c30418aba0118493b64c38f7caa6f6e414b02\n\nUnedited version.\n\nMy portfolio got more diversity than your dating history. |
| You already have a bet going - MSTR to 400.0 before 27-Dec-2024 04:56 PM -05 |
| That's called a nightmare. I don't care if my gains come small. $1Milly and I'm done with this game |
| any catalyst that will help? |
| Something ain't right |
|  |
| Whoa buddy |
| But there's always a dump before a bigger dump before a huge gain preceded by choppiness and then a dump before a rocket ship that explodes and dumps into sideways action before rocketing again, and then boosters activate rocketing the rocket into huge gains that dump. |
| What happened, I left an order for a call in the morning and did not fill , but was filled the last minute today hahaha |
| Steak dinner soon on whoever sold me that 586 call at open. |
| The new Schwab update really cleaned up the app I noticed. |
| Nope. Just shares. |
| Who is this guy? |
| If the government shuts down that means Luigi is free to go, right? |
| Are you planning on staying in? |
| I bought a meta call at close |
| I sold mine after hours. Congress always come to a budget deal and the market does this  |
| Meant before I realize p/l\nBut follow my twitter I often post trades there @moonwhenmoon |
| Yes, you took profit |
| i did sth similar. that time in my life from 2019-2021 i somehow convinced my dad to sell our house to let me go all in in not stocks but DERIVATIVES…. All three of us had to rent for the entire time i was fucking around having no clue how any of this works as a 19 year old girl, i lost 1/3 of my portfolio at one point, it was the darkest time of my life i thought i made our family broke… my dad was newly divorced so he was too depressed to care lol but luckily i made it all back and then some with the bull market eventually 🥹 i got crazy lucky i couldve made my family penniless and without a home forever. i’ll never touch it again, only small but steady gains with blue chips now. con vs cháu các cụ ph gánh còng lưng |
| Arm lost the lawsuit to qualcom. |
| Thankfully I don’t know any people who do. That show is so lame. |
| Ohhhh, you’re going around trying to troll every bear. You do realize you’re on Reddit right? Where people get doxxed for shit like that… prayers in the chat |
| broke and depressed these posts make me want to inflict pain on myself lmao |
|  |
| RemindMe! One year |
| ya'll are sleeping on this money trick\n\npositions: different ones around the house, convert to chick version using ai and post on OF |
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| When sports betting was legalized in Ohio a buddy and I signed up for accounts at 6 different books, made deposits to get the max bonus bet money at each place. Then we bet on a series of games, one of us taking the over the other taking the under. One would lose, the other would win. When we had completed the needed number of bets to get the bonus money turned in to cash we cashed out and split the money. We bet both sides and WON. |
| cant the guy from argentina just open a foreign bank account and transfer the money in? |
| Good post |
| For being in this sub, yes |
| on the other hand, if you short it, it will in fact become the #1 world asset and bring down humanity as we know it. Decisions, decisions... |
| go talk to a tax advisor to save a fuck ton before the year ends |
| lets see your calls |
| WhY are you asking??? |
| Are we expecting SPY to go up and government to pass the bill by Monday? |
| Imo they’re a safe haven in these volatile times |
| This one cracks me up every time |
| Gotta whisper "no homo" to your bf later to be extra sure it is not ghey |
| The IV fuck me, I was break even after the 2% green glad I sold that point |
| china is almost fully digital. Almost all payments are made through apps like alipay. China is not a good example for this. I genuinely struggle to think of a country it does apply to, but i will admit that i am very uneducated on a lot of african countries. |
| Classic last words as the lullaby of the advanced money destroyer takes another soul |
| Hot tender ass |
| Soon, I hope. The weight of this hog is becoming unbearable |
| ahhh, my task is done. went back to all the old Bear posts this morning claiming this was the end of the market with their moronic predictions, and I made fun of all of them. |
| But you can do the same thing with dozens of other crypto coins. I imagine most people buying Bitcoin are not buying it to move money, they’re buying it because they think it will go up in value. All the people not buying Bitcoin directly, they clearly don’t care about bitcoin’s utility. |
| I picked up 605c for 1/17 this morning. They’re up like 54%. Hitting close to our ATH would be great. |
| yes exactly, remind me in one year our next jump will be to 1M\n\ni'm going to start new hood account\n\nto get to 100k profit you need at lest 10k\n\nso you are a kid getting to 10k would be great\n\nbut then you will blow it\n\nunless you are careful |
| Bro it’s all one big manipulation anyway |
| I was talking about the Athens Marathon. Jeez get your head out of your ass. Racist. |
| Invested 5k, lost 25%, gained 25.1% then sold for a small profit. That's a win right? |
| Everybody thinks it was a fake crash and all the froth is gone. Too many aggressive dip-buyers out there. Red Monday, book it! |
| And how much did you still lose today? |
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| What about Burrys wealth |
| Even as a Bitcoiner I have to say you anti Bitcoin people are just as obnoxious as we are. I answered the question. The value is in the network. How would you value the network of the internet? It does not inherently cash flow. ISPs were able to capitalize on its usage by selling access to the internet, but the idea of the internet itself is not cash flowing. If *you* don't think the network has value, then fine. No one's forcing you to buy into it. A lot of people think the stock market is bullshit, too. \n\nAgain, if you looked into this more you'd know we often compare the monetary properties of Bitcoin to gold, so therefore it does not cash flow. It's a commodity. You're allowed to think it's not worth anything. I don't care lol. I don't really think baseball cards should be worth anything, but also I'm not going to swap events and telling people it's just a piece of cardboard. Their market has decided they have value. I haven't told anyone to buy Bitcoin. I've only explained our stance on it and why we think it's valuable. If that convinces someone, then so be it. |
| The AI is already smarter than you , the only thing preventing o3 from taking over is the high compute cost , the cost is 1000x o1 preview. |
| Bought my first VTI shares. Feels good  |
| If I made realized gains of $7k but unrealized losses are -$7k am I really a winner 🧐 |
| It's the Costco hot dog of BJs |
| Santa Claus disagrees! |
| !banbet MSTR 400 7d |
| Yeah, I said it, but I didn't imagine 25% of Americans would own bitcoin. |
| Bitcoin will go to zero. However, it just may hit $1M before getting there. |
| wtf happened the last 10 minutes hahaha, I put an order for meta calls that I did not expect to fill and it did the last minute wtf lol |
| maybe if Lisa Su has a stroke sure |
| Eighth of weed in 2012: 50\n\n2024: 15 bucks |
| Sell covered call |
| not true, google cumflation. |
| TARGET CALLS |
| I put 10$ in the app and deleted it I refuse to put any more money into it the app. I promise, I’m not a gambler. I used the money the app gave me, I only put 10$. Most profit went straight into my main investment. |
| I bought a textbook with btc in college, thought people were fucking dumb back then. lulz.. I don't disagree with anything in this post, but I also thought this when they were $100 bucks, 1,000 and 15,000.\n\nthe fuck. |
| Hard to judge in a vacuum but yes you are currently cooked. |
| PCE pumped the market after being digested. go read a book. let your ego be free , you can admit you were literally wrong about everything you said LOLOLOLOLOL |
| Mmm yess |
| Ok boys, market’s closed, so stop refreshing your account like a junkie waiting for his next hit. Go outside, get some fresh air, and try not to embarrass yourself any further. Maybe you’ll come back Monday and trade like you’ve got a clue, instead of acting like a brainless idiot chasing the next pump.  |
| give me a christmas miracle 🎅🏻 |
| This is the only thing that saved my ass today. |
| Crypto’s performance this weekend will indicate where SPY goes monday |
| Shits too big to fail famemote:t5\_2th52:4276 |
| Good job |
| Yeah, man. |
| Maybe I'm just old, but didn't WSB used to enforce this kinda thing? |
| That’s how every good story starts |
| Said he has 3.5 left |
| All you have to do is look at the charts of both |
| It hit 380 and I think it was only +$750 |
| Dilution. |
| F it, I bought some pltr puts |
| most people here can't trade the last 30 minutes to option expiry 🤭 |
| I hope you made/making some money out of it |
| I warned you all to buy spy 600c if you didn’t you will be sad Mon |
| You wanna hedge? I will sell you 20% via OTC for 5$ a contract |
| yeah yeah |
| NICE!!! \n\nI have been making money off KURL for about a month now. First got in at $0.78.. sold it for a profit..bought again.. sold again... Then bought about 50 options and just sold 15 $1.50 contracts for a $2K profit today. |
| “As always I post before” bro you literally posted after close lmao |
| You can pick the investments in your 401k and it's tax advantaged. |
| Monday, those shits are gonna print. |
| yeah but missing out on that money today must suck. |
| Greeks are a nationality, not a race. \n\nNice try, though. |
| All those words and still wrong |
| My wealth in 2012: 100k\nMy wealth in 2024: $10 |
| yeah but missing out on that money today must suck. |
| Yup, you don't regret +231%. Here fellow regards don't even regret -231%. |
| Send me 1 billion to prove it  |
| Found the buttcoiner |
| Happy cake day to u/wsbapp  |
| Right how much do they need |
| I don’t need to lie lil bish boy |
| Aged even better now |
| Nice!👍🏼 |
| Heavy sigh |
| It have have been mentioned a few times on fox news / newstalkradio to make them interested. |
| Is that so you can wear them when she's out with her boyfriend? |
| Yes cuz mstr is a pos and I can sleep better at night without exposure to it. |
| Honestly, NVDA was one of the better big cap performers today. |
| They are actually going to print next week  |
| Good call |
| Spy $600+ easily next week imo |
| Not a chance |
| The two regards below me shows you the duality of the market. |
| One of the dumbest yolos I've seen on here. Best of luck |
| « It was » |
| LOL BEARS LIE TOO SUCK IT BEAR |
| Gambling addiction, while adjacent, is different from stock trading.\n\nPlease get help for your problem. Your family loves you. |
| Anyone flip PLTR $80's the last 5 min?\n\nThat shit went from 8 cents to over 60 cents... in 2 min.\n\nThat really is Black Magic. |
| KIlLR low market cap trash |
| Only four? You could have done better. |
| or just open a foreign bank account... you could litterally do that online and you could deposit your cash in small ammounts in your local bank that you might no trust, and then wire it over to your foreign bank, which you can then use to buy stocks. But no, lets put 10 million foreign currency in a suitcase, and go looking for someone that happens to own bitcoin (and hope i dont get robbed) |
| Might just full port AMD leaps and chill |
| It's definitely the easiest professional sport to fix. I could never trust it. |
| He was up 100%. He was down yesterday so the 300% is today's gain. \n\nIf he didn't sell before EOD, he's back to down over 50%. |
|  |
| I made 6 figures today 🐻🫡\n\n🫵🤡🫵 |
| let's see your puts buddy |
| I can tell you if you pulled something like that against YT youd get flagged with invalid traffic and it would totally fuck your channel. |
| someone always has to make this about race. |
| I used to go to comedy cellar and other places because i enjoy standup a lot but i think it is impossible for me to like them if they aren’t older than me. Norm and Louis CK are like my top 2, i can’t get into the newer guys like Shane gillis or the other ones everybody seems to like |
| Lol don't point that out to them though. The veterans are exponentially more salty every bull cycle. |
|  |
| AMD bulls \n\n \nkeep buying weekly calls i'm sure it will print next week \n\n \n |
| Market crashed on the words of jpow yesterday. Then the cpi came in and was the exact opposite of what he said yesterday so no reason for a crash. So figured there would be a rebound. just bought contracts and said Yolo. |
| 30k in 600c 12/23 here |
| Probably the first time in my life I bought low and actually sold high. Usually I sell lower  |
| Depends on the time frame... |
| 99% of nvda bulls sell before they hit big  |
| Musk’s wealth in 2012: $2 Billion \nMusk’s wealth in 2024: $447 Billion\n\nBezos’s wealth in 2012: $18 Billion \nBezos’s wealth in 2024: $249 Billion\n\nZuckerberg’s wealth in 2012: $44 Billion \nZuckerberg’s wealth in 2024: $224 Billion\n\nWendy's BJ in 2012: $10 \nWendy's BJ in 2024: $10 |
| You said you “would’ve” held your Tesla calls |
| made so much more money than stupid fukin Bears LOLOLOL BEARS THEME SONG - WRONG WRA WRA WRONGGGG WRONGG AGAINNN |
| I'm going to charge 4x as much when they come crawling to me to fix whatever nightmare horror their budget professional AI cooked up |
| Didn’t say it was good just saying they’re selling for a loss to take market share from someone…. Amazon |
| Wtf lol nice one |
| And beanie babies only went up in value, tulips only went up in value, baseball cards only went up in value… until they didn’t. |
| Agree to agree |
| Somebody failed to buy in early. |
| SPY back at 590  |
| LOL still glad ? |
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| I'm just waiting for when the quantum computers take over and hack every bitcoin in half a second. |
| Bruh 10x? On 3m you tripping you should take 90% out of the markets and only trade 10% wait for another bear market and rinse and repeat. You got that money to easy lol |
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| Strange, UNH, is that one green so that it matches Luigi? |
| Yea exactly. It will open down further |
| NVDA rapture T-6, get in while you can. |
| should i sell or hold PLTR |
| Where was I for Republican small government? |
| The global crypto market is $3.5 trillion. That is $3.5 trillion invested in non tangible assets. Not a business not a commodity. This takes money out of traditional markets that actually hold value. Problem is bitcoin is the ultimate ponzi/pyramid scheme. People don’t want to lose money while other people want to jump on the hype train. So much is invested at this point that getting rid of it would crash the economy. It’s now become too big to fail and should have been regulated or shut down in the early stages but the government didn’t expect it to become anything. \nPeople used to think crypto was safe and protected you from the government eyes. But that’s been a false selling point. While millions of bitcoins have been lost forever and others stolen. |
| yea they are manipulating it but tbh, tesla is more likely to hit 690 than stay below 420 imo. |
| I’m happy to be out of NFLX but upset I sold too early for a loss. Cash secured for next week moon shot though |
| OPEN THE CASINO WHY IS TESLA RED  |
| all those fat asses, get your ass to a treadmill and run like mofo 1 hour a day/5 days a week while eat 75% of what you normally eat stop with the sugary shit. you'll loss 10-20 pounds in a month time. using drug to loss weight always comes with side effect. |
| Cash positions are for boomers |
| Trying to find logic in an illogical market?\nThere’s an official condition for that, you might even qualify for social security |
| Don’t be a pussy, we all know you’re portfolio diversity is literally all this |
| If you're going to use options, you should find a video on line that describe the "greeks." \n\nGreeks are very important in options. I'm no expert by any stretch.\n\nTheta is time decay from the time you buy the stock until it expires. |
| Bahahaha just noticed your name |
| Should I go start an OF? I'm just tired of losing money. I need another stream.\n\nAnyone likes hairy ass? Subscribe |
| Why are mods not banning this idiot for not posting proof of their 4 btc |
| RemindMe! 3 days |
| Bols claiming bers lost… but their calls didn’t make any money  |
| Weekend trading? Honestly, I’m just waiting for the moment they let us trade while skydiving, at this point. Gotta feed that gambling addiction 24/7 |
| What you don't see is i had 55 contracts originally and sold 10 at 250ish percent gain to get my original investment back. After that it was all gains so let the rest ride till my macd 12/26 day kissed and sold on the signal. |
| I want to see it burn to the ground |
| Probably 30% from its high so 336 |
| Sold early, but still made money so it’s ok  |
| My singular spy 595 call will open at 0.04 on monday |
| What's the current trend?  |
| sooooo he broke even essentially |
| Call that magic for all I care\nBut it will be 5-7x Monday |
| Kill your spyputs? |
| Krampus is lurking. Look at EOD and futures |
| You must be new here |
| Job you mean to tell me you was working with 6.3million lol 😂😂😂 unless your job is easy or fun man |
| That’s my guess as well. Next recession Bitcoin is going to drop down to near nothing. It’s human nature to sell when things drop even (even though with stocks that’s often the time to buy). Once Bitcoin starts dropping, most people are not going to want to invest in it. I bet most people who own Bitcoin now tell themselves they will buy the dip, but most won’t. People who made money on Bitcoin (if you did, congrats!) are going to want to cash out, especially if they see the whole market going down. |
| I don't need protection but I dont see why I would venture outside of it when I have a trusted 3rd party... Thats an asset not a liability as you put it. Crypto doesn't get you out of accountability for doing shady things, its still illegal to money launder you just don't have someone enforcing those regulations... That will come to soon... The crypto industry want regulations, do you not think one of the 1st ones will be to put up guard rails against drug trafficking and money laundering?? |
| Yeah that’s what you said today. Only day I made money in months was FOMC and if I’d been smart I’d have a lambo now |
| Sold a $140 NVDA covered call for 1/25...thinking its gonna dip before going up again |
| Weekend theta decay is already priced in on fridayy |
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| The problem is the you sold, you should held at 90% losss hahaha o cut way before! |
| Google as a whole isnt exposed to the sector slowing down or momentum leaving, they have revenue streams to finance r&d, so yes, they have less risk and better chance to succeed and now thats true with every tech giants. Doesnt mean there wont be emerging companies that are specialized in the sector that wont see growth. \n\nThe fact that you discredit every other companies shows youre speaking out of your arse. \n\nIonq and rgti have very good potential and tbh I dont care what you think. \n\nMaybe you think that todays giants were never small companies but they were and had people like you saying nothing was legit about them in their early years. And guess what, many companies still grow through times, and many fail and go, believe it or not. |
| Making fun of what? Of your massive gains  Homie please, you didn’t make any money today with those calls. |
| TSLA puts finally will be printing big |
| That’s the casino account |
| Nice! Just make sure your 100k doesn’t turn into 1k again before January 15th! |
| I assume you're buying puts, not naked shorts? |
| So which country are you reffering to where it is normal for your buisness to have 10 million in cash? Like the entire world is becoming digital. This scenario is becoming less and less likely.. You will still need to be able to buy it somehow. Through that same mechanism you could just buy stock in other countries or get a foreign bank account. |
| This is a different position. He lost $330k+ on the 603 calls. |
| Yes that's what I said. |
| You bet against America day before Christmas? On 1 DTE puts that you have to hold over the weekend? Bro just put the fries in the bag |
|  |
| “Efficiency” is a weird way to say “to save millions of dollars.” |
| damn mine too lmao |
| Open the casino already 😭 |
| https://preview.redd.it/gqv6xlc1r28e1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2c746fa0abb715d51f82a3549c6a4534803065d |
| Angela White is the GOAT |
| You miss the point where Bitcoin have a purpose of hiding and transferring HUGE sums of money from an individual to another anywhere in the world. Narcos, warlords, arms dealers, those people need to transfer millions if not billions anonymously. Bitcoin is a plague to humanity but I still think this shit is going up. |
| Then you must not really trade lol |
| Nvda and Archr |
| So do you own Adobe? I’m serious – it’s easy to talk about things in the abstract, but you’re saying something about a trade I made. I’m curious what you’re actually investing in right now if you feel so confident. |
| How are you feeling about Tesla Monday? |
| Like the diversified portfolio |
| It's never been easier to make fun of stupid ass Bears. |
| I'm going to buy my first options next week. Are you guys worried for me? They shall be Google 200c. Don't ask me any more details for I don't understand. |
| Tesla ? |
| If you lose $200k in 3 months, you’re not “investing” |
| My New Year’s resolution is Turning 1k to 100k |
| Perhaps a shutdown is not such a bad idea; people wake up tomorrow and find out that the sky didnt fall; we finally get to cut budget the old fashioned way, being delinquent on bills. Republicans get their smol governemnt, and dems get to stick it to the opposite side. |
| It's never been easier to make fun of stupid ass Bears. |
| I thought this would happen. But I bought 12/19 calls, not 12/20 calls. |
| Yeah, I guess we will find out. I sincerely hope that BTC just becomes less volatile and stabilizes over time. It would sketch me out a lot less. |
| 🙏 thank you for the cheap calls mister market 🤵🍸\n\nbut fuck you for evaporating me and making me quadruple down  |
| I held my SPY puts expiring Monday to keep the rally going |
| How many trades do ya do on Friday? |
| Kids want to steal my money to boost their space companies. |
| o3 scored a 88% on the ARC-AGI benchmark , it's over for you little coders and jobs that are done digitally. |
| Lost money but kept sense of humor. Nice. |
| I put 1k on some puts too, I think 580 it’s doable |
| Best use for AI so far besides tits on everything, make music on Spotify then have a bot army listen to it and make you money |
| HOOD 50 next week |
| why |
| Tsla needs a serious correction from its last earnings it went from 213 to 488 |
| People holding liquid cash is an incredibly small percentage of what dollars are used for. People almost exclusively hold bitcoins because they think other people will buy and hold it. Practically the definition of a bubble.\n\n\nThere is no ownership share to be gained, no tangible assets being invested in, or products being developed. It doesn't even have a use case anymore since multiple other crypto projects do what it claims to better and more securely. \n\n\nMuch like with NFTs the second the whales decide to cash out Bitcoin will evaporate like the morning fog. |
| Well, this probably made a big difference. I was only messing about, massive congrats on the win!! You held on beautifully and deserve it.\n\nAnd as someone else said, you can always get back in later.\n\nCheers fellow Palintard. |
| What's your definition of hate speech? I have no idea how anyone could conceive anything you just said as an argument for it being hate speech. |
| You say that gold has intrinsic value? Gold has very little use except in jewelry and some electronics. Other than that it is almost useless. Saying that gold is better than BTC is a bit of a stretch. |
| aaw shit. time to sell |
| Bers r fuk. Bers r 🏳️🌈 |
| Still ghey, offset with calls |
| How many days is the market open for next week? |
| As long as you close your eyes it’s ok |
| I love trading Tesla on fridays. Only on Friday |
| This is an example of a smart person can still be wrong |
| The odds are horrible if anyone cares to verify them.\n\nThat's why theirs like 50:1 payouts for a lot of very specific things.\n\nI'd play blackjack long before ever messing with sports betting. |
| I highly suggest you study what a liquidity sweep is |
| gotta keep spinnin |
| It's never been easier to make fun of stupid ass Bears. |
| I got SPY calls, so anticipate SPY dropping  |
| Godspeed boss. |
| I took a dump. The Metamucil is working. |
| Does it count as ber if I see a pattern and buy puts on something when I know it is going to go down to about a certain number, because it always trades within a given range? That's not, like, ghey or anything, right? Do I need to buy extra calls later to cancel out the gheyness? |
| was the christmas miracles ! |
| looks like you missed some good buys. |
| Sold out of most of my positions during the pumps and have like 80% cash for next week  |
| Regards shouting from atop $385,812.44 in BTC about how it's worthless |
| You make no sense dumb fuck. Kys |
|  |
| Reversal up? |
| Fuck that Chinese piece of shit service |
| Will we ever get weekend trading |
| Hows the IB desktop app? anyone tried it ? |
| Why would you have held them? |
|  |
| Imagine panic selling off this garbage, the panic dump happened yesterday when grandpa Jerome said he would only buy two ice cream cones next time instead of 4, but we still can have one today. Markets reacted like a baby, we have plenty of interest rates to cut if things turn ugly, we are in a multi year bull |
| That may be a valid use case for a stable coin but trading one volatile thing for another actually increases the chances of going broke. But yes I absolutely agree that a valid use for crypto would be remittances to people who live in countries without a banking system and as a way to store funds for people living in challenged nations. That has some value, what that is?? But it's not 4 trillion, and 98 or 99% of the transactions in all of crypto are just for speculation purposes so the limited use it does have is not being used primarily for that purpose. |
| why do you think everything trended sideways? \n\n \ndown huge yesterday, scare the poop out of everyone and have them sell calls for a loss.\n\nthen start red today, go up big but then find water level in between the calls and puts and keep it rolling until everything evaporates like thanos. \n\nvery clever tbh, i understand it now. |
| Remindme! 3 years. |
| Que? |
| Step 1 be gey 🌈 can never get past that part |
| So whats going on on Monday? Anyone got any idea? Face rip? |
| My problem isn't with apple or that it won't grow, my problem is with the multiple it trades at. Adobe has wayy more revenue and earnings than in 21' but stock is trading significantly lower than back then. |
| I'm not had a good week |
| Wear grey sweatpants and show your wifes bf how superior he is. |
| They’re THAT big? |
| Damn |
| Thank you! Someone had to. |
| Anybody else leave 15k on the table today. It's almost like hurts more than losing money. Left 14k on the table earlier this week btw. Fk me |
| Weekend update is good again |
| i really hate the market man \n\ni would’ve held my tesla calls had i seen exactly how it closed\n\nbut it’s hard to tell when it’s plowing off a fucking cliff at eod |
| Agreed, luckily I’m not one of them 🫡 |
| It's never been easier to make fun of stupid ass Bears. |
| Nice, only a lifetime doing jobs behind Wendy’s dumpster to make up for this\n\nAlso the 280k loss on intc is poetry |
| Can’t imagine having all this money and playing w meme stocks. Guh |
| It will go sideways , pump and dump a little bit here and there, until 🥭 inauguration it will shoot up and then it will get fucked from there |
| Hold on, everything will be fine. |
| It's never been easier to make fun of stupid ass Bears. |
| chatgpt is your fren |
| Its cash covered, if the price falls below the strike you must buy a 100 shares, which they lock up the ability to do so with cash.\n\nSay you wanna sell a 100 strike on a company, they put 10k in a hold till you close the contract. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0iteivx3q28e1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88d0457059b7d4774b3ad7515e2e54eb420befd4\n\nCould’ve been me sold at open spank me daddy FUCK YOU man and happy for you |
| It's never been easier to make fun of stupid ass Bears. |
| Temu bout to tko Amazon who needs worker rights…. Cheap product buy buy buy |
| By Jan 1 |
| It's never been easier to make fun of stupid ass Bears. |
| morons *with money* |
| Apparently it already is |
| On the brightside u can tap into $3000 of offsetting gains for many lives over 🍻 |
|  |
| I certainly know, but I'll let someone else break it down for you as I observe. |
| So how do I petition to get Saturday and Sunday removed from the world calendar? |
| Bears never learn. Debt ceiling removed and mango government will make Bitcoin and stonks to infinite |
| Amd reversal when it happens going to be violent. \n\nBut for now  |
| Inherent value is a myth, anyway |
| Man this comment is just sad. Just sell and enjoy your millions and you won't have to care what us no-coiner wage cucks think |
| Me after Peyronies  |
| This makes me feel things in my gibbly bits |
| yeah shitlibs |
| https://www.cnbc.com/2024/12/20/why-mortgage-rates-jumped-despite-fed-interest-rate-cut.html |
| Unfamiliar with that sorry |
| #🅱️enis 😮💨👌 |
| And PCE took the market down. Goolsbee saved it. You have no idea what you’re talking about lol |
| As a counterpoint - this time it’s different or could be (in a terrifying way) if the US govt somehow gets in on the act. |
| Ouch brother. Nobody expected Wed to be such a shit show. I wouldn’t sweat it. |
| Were going to piss missle to the moon on Monday |
| >every single one of them plans to sell eventually.\n\nWait till you hear what we all have planned for our index funds. |
| Someone please explain how exercising puts works. I get selling covered calls but how does selling puts work |
| It's never been easier to make fun of stupid Bears. |
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| They always have and always will. Them buying a box full of cheaply made thongs from China and Vietnam reaps more profit than holding NVDA through 2024. And they get to do this every fking day. |
| It’s already been done |
| Held my calls over the weekend |
| You could’ve text me at least |
| saggy skin is gonna happen no matter what, has little to do with how fast or slow you lose it. genetics and how much weight lost (and where) is what determines shit. |
| How much was this option when the stock hit nearly $490? |
| maybe what he says never happens so he is hoping by posting this BTC will further rise? |
| Dropping hard AH. Lol.\n\nI used to hear this shit hyped on some podcasts until everyone moved onto LA Croix or other better tasting alternatives. So many better plays out there dude |
| The crudely drawn stupid neckbeards pointing away from your perspective, you know the ones, those guys need to be an emoji option in this sub. |
| It's never been easier to make fun of Bears. |
| Wtf meta you pos  |
| He does now lol GG |
| Whatever you do, don't stop looking at your portfolio. The more you manage and move your funds, the more money you will make for sure |
| 3 days ago I had 470 puts I sold at a loss |
| Easy come, even easier go |
| Wen will penis transplant surgery become a thing |
| Take the cruise onboard credit and go |
| Is there a secret society watching Saturday night live and enjoying it\n\nI know zero people who do, i don’t even get youtube clips recommended |
| futes fading  |
| Splitting hairs the googollionaire is also still technically a billionaire |
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| I agree with the premise of your post – we can just call every bitcoin worth $1 million, but people will not realize that it has less value until they try to sell them. More people selling, at an accelerated pace, will make the price plummet. \n\nSo I’m not joking when I say this: you just want to be the first one out the exit door. In the 2008 housing boom home prices started to fall because everyone started to sell at the same time and the supply increased. – I recall someone using the financial phrase “you want to leave the party early.”\n\nSo if you actually believe this thesis, then I would definitely recommend selling. If you own four bitcoins, then you can generate $400,000 in income by selling all of them right now. Keep 25% of that for taxes, throw the other $300,000 into a low risk S&P 500 investment account. \n\nIf you have money to burn, and you don’t mind holding those things, then sure, keep them as souvenirs. But if Elon Musk pushes for the government to get into crypto, just so he can release his own coin, making it the new bitcoin, then think of how much regret and how you’ll be kicking yourself if bitcoin were to drop to a 10th of its current price. |
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| indeed! almost back to the weeks high ! |
| Don’t worry. I’ll take good care of it  |
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| Way up north the "waste heat" energy ends up being useful even! |
| Nice meeting you regard I salute your courage |
| My wife’s boyfriend said I need to start paying rent |
| Don't worry I helped; I've never watched basketball but my buddies at work convinced me to place a bet on Steph because he "never scores low, you're good!" |
| My HUMA calls printed big time today. I lost all my gains by going into TSLA. Could've picked literally anything else today. Back to square one. |
| congrats! |
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| You could call gold a Ponzi scheme because it also has no inherent value. (Or its inherent value is a tiny fraction of its perceived value) |
| Dude it's not the $ amount its the % of your portfolio or net wealth if you don't understand that you should not be investing.\n\nBut given a drawdown chart like that I can see you were definitely not investing, so carry on regardless nothing to see here, please check back in when your at zero. |
| Shut up nerd |
| Dam all I needed was to hold my tsla puts for 3 more minutes |
| Yes, the 3rd world countries where people have high-speed internet and mining rigs 🤡 |
| What if you’re an onlyfans model yourself?  |
| Yes actually did the math in another comment. He'll earn several times more money than exists on earth |
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| I have a few things to add, I think it's important to make more solid arguments against BTC, (as a former btc holder) Bitcoins total market cap is nearly 2 Trillion dollars. It is the 7th largest asset in the world, more valuable currently than Saudi Aramco, Silver and Meta. Just under Google. The highest value asset in the world is Gold at almost 18 Trillion dollars. So I just think people need to consider the low likelihood of 10x-100x'ing their money now because the likelihood that BTC becomes the most valuable asset in the world is very low and if it does... then that might actually mean disaster, because that would happen if there was capital flight from a major currency like the dollar to bitcoin. That's the mother of all runs on the bank. You have a zero chance of turning a 50 dollar investment into a million dollars now. There isn't enough money in the world to do that.\n\nAlso that it takes increasingly more money to raise the price of bitcoin by one dollar so I just napkin math that it took around 7 million to raise the price one dollar in 2011 and today it takes about 19 million to raise the price by one dollar.\n\nI think this is a good post and I'm starting to think it's important to raise the alarm bells of why bitcoin is bad, because I think that it has the potential to create a really bad crash. Average people just don't have enough money to put in. In the old days I could put in 50 bucks and make thousands, there is nobody today that will see those kinds of returns. Returns look more like 1.5x-2x nowadays. And eventually they will have bills and will be forced to sell, when that happens to hundreds of thousands of people, it will be a big drop.\n\nI also think there is an entropy argument to be made, because bitcoin is "too secure" (at least till quantum computing) in that an average person won't and can't make a will for it. There are enough random occurrences of death from holders, leading to their bitcoin being lost forever, even if it's like 1% of holders, this will add up over a time scale of decades. Ideally, we want our forever money to last centuries and it is not sustainable. Unless quantum computing cracks bitcoin, in which case everyones bitcoin is vulnerable. |
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| https://preview.redd.it/j4plj14hp28e1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1203f97b2021e02b4306986b7a76bb7468d7e96a\n\nYou mothers I sold my 30 contracts in the morning at a total loss 😭😭😆😆 spank me daddy |
| its flatline, so he probably started this year |
| Brozemic |
| Just woke expecting all red, and its a sea of fucking green! WTF is this Santa cunt up to? Erratic MF. Make up your mind cunt, Santa fucking rally or not. Shit's fucking confusing. |
| I was in nearly the same boat but mine were $592. I was down close to 90%at one time. I then bought puts and enjoyed the ride down in the afternoon |
| Stop gambling with the money your grandma gave you |
| It’s when the market takes your money for every breathe you take |
| Jokic is a way safer bet these days |
| Someone else can probably tell you exact figures but I recall the last shutdown under Trump there was a pretty significant market rally |
| I hope I am the guy on the right side about MSTR. Sadly lost a lot of money recently bcs I believe to be that guy 🙁 |
| I diversified my calls Instead of a 0dte Tesla all I I got out and went 30% all in at 7dte 30% all in at 14dte 40% all in on Jan 31 2025\n\nWhat could go wrong  |
| MM’s - Hold my beer |
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| >My mom always said there is ALWAYS one crazy person on every bus. I take the bus all the time and I've never seen him\n\n\nIs this a rough quote from something? |
| One of us will be right..... Unless it trades sideways |
| Going from $1.3m back to 0 is also a dream. Bad dream. |
| By the end of this term tesla will have a 8 p/e like a auto is supposed to have |
| A dead person calling RIP… |
| Any tsla predictions for next week? |
| Na, it’s a bear trap, it’ll gap up to 595 premarket Monday and pump to just under 598 touching 609 briefly before Christmas close |
| I’d like to see AI steal a catalytic converter |
| All indicatiors were wrong. Does this finally prove how stupid TA is? |
| Pro tip. Try more DTE |
| lol |
| What do you fellers think about natural steroids?\n\nDid 150 pushups today, not a lot ill be at 250 quick tho just started 10 days ago. \n\nI'm not juicing but some testosterone gummies would be perfect and whats the ticker? |
| Same |
| I agree. I imagine many people here don’t remember the .com bubble in the late 1900’s, this feels a lot like it except with crypto.\n\nWhere is the utility in Bitcoin? Like its only purpose is speculation that the price will go up, if you just want to transact with it, there are other options. \n\nMore and more middle man companies are popping up. People can buy Bitcoin without actually buying it themselves. That makes it pretty clear its only purpose is speculation. \n\nI bet it will go the way of beanie babies, tulips, or tech companies that had no utility. Bitcoin at one point had actually had utility, that time has gone by.\n\nWhat other assets out there increase in value without any actual utility? Gold seems like the closest thing, but it’s also been used as money for thousands of years. I am sure the gold / Bitcoin comparison has been beat to death, but aside from gold, what’s another asset that goes up continuously. What justifies the 600% rise in price over two years? The quicker the rise, the quicker the fall. |
| Well *technically* he will be a billionaire but I'm saying he doesn't need to do it ten times to hit that only 4 times which is way easier and he should try |
| What you mean, my puts hit 114% and 190% 🙀 You must be blindly buying |
| FFUCK |
| who gives a fuck about benefits for contracted AMZN workers if I CANT GET MY CHRISTMAS PACKAGESSSSSSSSS |
|  |
| Why do you keep buying stocks that just go down? |
| he also proceeded to be wrong about everything today LOL |
| You did not |
| What’s theta? |
| why NVDA on there? calls printing next week |
| bourbon all night |
| I didn’t hear no bell |
| man guess that PCE report didn't mean much 😉 . I can't imagine being so smug and being so wrong at the same time. LOL |
| I should have sold in the morning and rebought a few hours before close\n\n |
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| Legalizing theft worked out about how people thought. Bizarre experiment \n\nYou need a painful threat to keep people in line or too many people are gonna break the social contract |
| How do u rug something that’s below sea level? |
| The dream |
| 32 |
| #VOTE |
| Something like 85% of bitcoin just sits in wallets, the whales are moving again, and wall street and the US government has billions of BTC. But it's set up to fail? Whatever dude. |
| honestly, i’m happy for em. This week taught me that I’m not one to stomach losses worth tens of thousands. Will be safer and heading more going forward. Respect to those who can do it without flinching. |
| I don’t like this ominous feeling drilling on Monday for sure I got some puts expiring 27th |
| Please, if I have one regret it’s not buying Netflix at 170$ because I was sure it would hit 150$ when the Ukraine war started. |
| https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=1Cmcf \nThe recession begins AFTER the yield curve UNINVERTS. |
| I work at Rigetti, and it wasn't until my interview that I discovered that "Rigetti" is the founder's name. I immediately asked the most senior employee in my interview "did you ever tell him that his name sounds like a combination of rigatoni and spaghetti?"\n\nNo. No, he had not. |
| If you wouldn’t that on one of the largest companies in the world, even growing a little bit over the next two years, I’m really curious what you actually do bet on |
| I think they were delisted doing the Dotcom bust in March 2000.\n\nSeriously, is crack cocaine still a thing? |
| Unreal something ain't right  |
| Some of you sold the bottom yesterday.\n\nI hope you read this and know I still love you. |