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| SPX 7200, holy fuck |
| Nah the Canadian is talking about how good Carney has been working out as PM, and he's got a point. |
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| Mostly bots, some rich, and dumbass retail primed to buy every dip. The Trump accounts or whatever they're called are about to inflate it as well. |
| Buying more SQQQ |
| JUST SAYING, DO YOU REALLY EXPECT THIS ADMINISTRATION + THE BOOMERS TO PANIC SELL? \n \nTHEY ARE GOING TO DRIVE PRICING HIGHER, THIS WILL TAKE UNTIL THE END OF DONALDS 4 YEARS BUT I CAN 100% SEE SPY BEING ABOVE 1,000 BY THE END OF HIS TERM. \n\nIT WILL BE GENERATIONAL. |
| Dang where are those money coming from? Did US just secretly print quadrillion dollars |
| The fraudulent accounting practices that allowed this scam run up this past few years will be looked at like necromancy in the future L0L.\n\nDark arts type shit going on in those Bag 7 and ScamAI accounting offices. |
| https://preview.redd.it/235j1h0ffdyg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70db1d08cfbb8c8c8b63c7685555842483666158\n\n |
| Finally, pure Retardium. |
| we are going to see spy 800 before we ever see sub 600 |
| Try being rich maybe? Haha |
| #Reddit going to report 136% YOY revenue growth but a 1% DAU slowdown in Sri Lanka and drop 30% AH LMAO |
| I like each of those separately. I might try. Only if the coffee is espresso |
| i literally just search google or x |
| Kid rock heading to the bar |
| Just higher |
| Honestly impressed that SPY can be up so much while MSFT, META, AMZN, and NVDA are down. |
| this is the way 😞 ggs on the profit tho |
| USAR Baby! |
| wow, 7200 is super strong now. im a fucking idiot for thinking we would hit and drop. we probably wont even go back below 7200 now |
| It isn’t Powell who’s causing the problems. |
| HOW ARE PEOPLE HOMELESS\n\nWHEN YOU COULD LITERALLY JUST BUY GOOGL CALLS |
| I also sold 100 shares at $84 after buying at $20... |
| i bought 69 JPM shares today that i intend to hold forever i’ll be on my deathbed looking at my port remembering those huge cannons |
| If NVDA didn’t shit the bed today we’d be at 725 right now. |
| He’s gonna sendy-senderson the market to the moon. And then it will crash hard under the new chair haha |
| Hey guys if youre not lifting each other up, youre letting yourself down, okay? |
| I remember in college when GOOG was worth $200B |
| Bout to full port on intel and aapl calls before closing sink or swim |
| Sell. Now! |
| I like this guy |
| Cmon, don’t pull back now. Keep going 📈 |
| Is Microsoft bottom in? |
| I high doubt it, would bet they cook the books |
| "MSFT 450 after earnings" - bulls April 29, 2026 (margin called) |
| So we're just never going down again? Our growth plan will be realized without a single deviation and nothing unexpected will happen, and if it does, it won't matter because we'll just overcome that |
| Yes |
| Cramer wipes back to front. |
| Whoever times the top correctly could fill their grocery cart to the top at Whole Foods |
| Nah, bears usually have some hope |
| Bears sure are into weird kinks |
| Ded |
| Yeah its always green and euphoric, never dumps |
| USA in a nutshell |
| Basically! Intel first and google! I can’t even edit the title |
| How / where do you calculate this from? |
| Dam close enough, I’ll give it a day or two then it’ll be there |
| Profits are only made through short-term trading. |
| https://preview.redd.it/86ytymr9fdyg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bc4f9a6a3224fb7859370b5b821d46c3eb04df6 |
| “Idk what I’m doing” starter pack |
| uso jumps nearly $3 and spy is still going up |
| Google 200B away from biggest company on earth god bless |
| Yes. Stocks only go up |
| Now you tell us! |
| Take AMD and INTC last week for example |
| green is green dont worry about it. Every day is an opportunity. |
| There’s been low volume across the board for weeks now, not just today. \n\nEverything going on is definitely strange. |
| IDK YOU MIGHT BE GOOD |
| Greatest boomer of all time! |
| Only when the persian rugs are being prepared |
| okok |
| Come on market give me something that makes my peen hard. |
| finally got my green green day on $ADUR \n\n |
| How? Did you have like 100? |
| It gets worse |
| PLTR about to move violently in any direction, I can feel it |
| Nice Try Zuckerberg! |
| Bears? |
| guys im new here, is it always like this? |
| Bc theres more upside for my calls |
| we may see pullback to 715.5 to test |
| Profit is profit 🔥, but $3k would've been pretty dope as well 👀 |
| Hopefully you'll almost be a millionaire in a few months 🤞 |
| Pump. It |
| I live in Columbus, OH. I just saw about 30 military helicopters in formation flying towards Wright Patterson Airforce base. Never seen anything like it. Not sure if something's going on but I've lived near the base my whole life and have never a flyover like that right over downtown. Pretty crazy. |
| Market is looking forward to im🍑ment |
| When IPO |
| Much like Lorna |
| because you bought puts |
| NVDA calls |
| https://preview.redd.it/akrbpdv2fdyg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cccf38851c5d240a45727e4d4bdb7a6ee8fa810\n\n |
| LMAO |
| My sweet, sweet bol |
| 🐷🐷🐷 |
| No, you're right.\n\nNVDA on the other hand... |
| If they expire tomorrow and you think it's gonna rip, you could take profits now and then immediately use the cash to sell 5/1 puts barely OTM. Make the IV crush work in your favor. |
| SPY was at 711, rn 717.7\nSPY 714 was 81, 380 a contract now |
| JID Vance? |
| No pressure SNDK and WDC but my life savings are in your hands tonight |
| How do they even make money, they ban my account every other month! And I make 3 new ones every month… |
| It's pricing in transitory inflation, but if POTUS wants to crash the market through a continued blockade, then inflation must continue. |
| he bought?\n\nhe full ported it?\n\nhe leveraged?\n\n |
| This pump better not fade |
| Im not that regarded gotta make at least half back if things go down 😔 |
| Don't cut my hotdog. |
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| I bought 0DTE SPY $720 Calls today, and sold for a minute profit. If I held for another few hours I would’ve made $3000. God fucking dammit. |
| RDDT is so fucking shit on mobile unless you’re on the app RDDT to 0 |
| It’s pretty clear to me JID is the #2 to Kendrick in terms of writing and technical ability. Either give me a JID and Kendrick album or give me the Top Dawg/Black Hippy group album |
| SPY is immune to your reverse psychology |
| Euphoric at Goog's price action today. I fear I can never repeat the thrill. |
| Well at least you are regarded now with some extra Reddit Karma |
| Sometimes they just never come back thou |
| SNDK my life is in your hands buddy. |
| Just bought some after cashing out goog |
| Yeah, the entire “forward-looking” thing is a crock of shit. |
| I feel like the trading tards are doing A10 bombing runs on the bears today. |
| JPM: THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THESE CANNONS |
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| Advertising revenue should be strong \n\n\nKind of in favor for political ad spend going forward too, given the stereotype of who frequents the site |
| Action like this mid day? Imagine AH |
| Computer activate circuit breaker dump sequence |
| 0 CHANCE SPY HITS 720 TODAY |
| I said Meta and TSLA calls. Hope you listened. |
| might drop some cash on some May1 730c lottos |
| What's your reasoning? |
| And that reality will be |
| That's what you think. |
| AMZN 300 05/08? |
| Guessing a drift down to 717 then at 3:17 a single green candle to 718.5 |
| Some would say "F U" money. |
| RDDT red last earnings? |
| Was busy bagging fries and missed the v. Why pump? |
| Seems reasonable |
| Same, just need to have patience it will be back to $120-$130 when all this shit with 🌮 and 🥭 settle |
| Me too |
| They are only down because of increased capex. It's low risk until Zuck comes out and says he needs to spend more on AI between now and the next quarter. |
| Orders for their own chips but on Intel fabs |
| I have done so, so many things in my life without the express written consent of Major League Baseball. |
| Just sold Googy and bought MSFT, both are decent but MSFT is down 5% and already far below target\n\n |
| Remind me! In 3 hours |
| Keep talking dirty to me |
| Pamp it to the tits |
| Soon the reality of what's coming afterhours will be unavoidable...... |
| If this fades I will probably shit myself |
| I know the play is just huff paint thinner and buy calls.. but still, Hormuz effectively closed for 2 MONTHS is so bat shit crazy for a supposedly forward looking market 💅 |
| traders will spend countless hours analyzing GEX, options hedging, darkpools but SPY only goes up. \n\nSPY calls ever single day for the last month straight would've made you a billionaire |
| SPY 800 not a joke |
| "TSLA 600" hat orders complete |
| MSFT slowly but surely crawling back up. Or copium |
| GET READY FOR YOUR ASS TO GET CLAPPED NVDA |
| PLTR calls it is, what could go wrong \n\n |
| So you a rational guy. Well, the apes are in control now. See for reference: https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/s/sIV8jRTzJJ |
| Praying that was it |
| Im usually a bull and im crying today. This is unhinged |
| hit ATH every week |
| 10 year yield averaged 5% or above during the 90s tech boom. |
| INTC +15% tonight on Apple news |
| Oil coming back. Already closed spreads for fat ass loss 🕺 |
| Buy the doomer, sell the nothing, never sell ever. |
| THE MARKET DOESNT GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU ARE SHORT, IT WIL LFUCK U |
| AOL'd. |
| Did I ever think SPY could be up 1% with NVDA and MSFT down 4% each? No. But here we are.\n\nGOOG and the other chips are hard carrying this market right now. Yeesh. |
| Inshallah. |
| #Reddit earnings can't be bad right we all use it |
| Serious question who’s pumping the market is it the government, the ultra rich, both, bots inflating the price ? |
| What |
| Stop buying puts regards buy calls |
| Why the market always pocket watching???? |
| GOGGL jesus christ every retard is really making money huh |
| But sometimes it could be |
| DONT YOU UNDERSTAND THE HIGHER WE GO THE QUICKER WE GO UP? PERCENTILE BASED GAINS |
| So googl invests 50 billion in Anthropic\n\nBut then anthropics value increases by 50 billion, and since they are already invested in Anthropic, it becomes net positive on their balance sheet.\n\nHoudini accounting right there |
| The puts lmao |
| It’s not I’m just shitposting |
| That wouldn't shock me |
| They’ve been cocky for weeks now. I don’t think a lot of them even trade. \n\nAlso a lot of them are probably still red anyway because they buy calls on garbage like HOOD, POET, and then they overplay the mag 7s too. |
| Looks like MSFT doesnt want to be the bitch anymore. |
| Let me cope! |
| why not open Straddles if you open both calls and puts ?\n\n |
| You gotta give them some hope before resuming the 720 run |
| I also wanna buy the dip but with what? |
| They deserve it |
| Goggl |
| Some of you guys are so fucking retarded |
| Let him lose his money lol 🤡 |
| every broke bear in this chat calling for top, and will continue doing so all the way to 7500 LMAO |
| I guess there is a rally in the cards, just had to be a little patient |
| Taxes aside, you could always roll your options. \n\nBeing deep ITM acts more as leveraged shares, but the other comment is right about it losing value due to decay. \n\nIf you’re trying to maximize returns, you’d be pretty safe going slightly ITM, or ATM with the same expiry. \n |
| no sorry |
| How has NVDA been my worst position over past 6 months POS |
| Throwing up a WDC Hail Mary. Pray for me regards. |
| The moment i buy in this bitch drops fuck you |
| ##ADBE consolidating Perfectly! Hopefully we got enough bears trap by now for massive pump! |
| AMZN leaps up I bought big today. LFG |
| LMAOOOO |
| Made a whopping $4.56 today |
| Week out calls on nvda ????? |
| Apple going to release a new chip manufactured by Intel tonight |
| https://preview.redd.it/3t5jr27eedyg1.jpeg?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e8d0d1b84bcbd8adeb8813e7a7364b2c7f76037 |
| NFLX peeps. I dumped APPL and picked up shares and a subscription! |
| Too much euphoria right now with still too much uncertainty. Oil too high. Going cash here and looking for at least 3 weeks of downturn in spy before buying in. Not buying puts though im not that regarded |
| Wsb has been trampling on bears for a month. That used to be a top indicator |
| Nukes |
| Another day, another ATH for the market as the strait is closed. 🐻 Must be fucking ILL |
| I did so before earnings in hopes there would be iv crush, now the iv is even higher smfh. Gna wait a week or two before buying back in |
| then stop being a bear |
| NVDA DUMPING ON APPLE NEWS, MORE TPU disaster incoming |
| This is just great, whole market is ripping and I'm bagholding msft |
| Manufactured by Intel |
| It’s over 9000…… |
| both puts and calls. |
| Straight up not having a good time right now |
| lol highly doubt it. |
| "Consumer sentiment at all time lows"\n\nYet consumer staples at all times highs 😅\n\nThese people cannot be real. They're going to be screaming market manipulation until the SPX hits 10,000 |
| MMs pinning NVDA hardcore |
| What happens when 🥭 feels confident because the market is up and the strait stays closed until 2027 |
| #Going full retard on aapl #yolo |
| Why do you think it’s the top? |
| doesn't beat your experience of being ghey 😞 |
| Showed my coworker that my puts made $35k this morning and he's had dead eyes all day. Should not have revealed my power level |
| But them couple of weeks out |
| I’m 14 points off my strike on spx calls can we just get some more pump lmao |
| There's nothing stopping this market |
| Yea idk man, I’m kinda retarded myself so you could be right |
| Did u buy puts? |
| I am a bear and i regrettably endorse this message... |
| It’s the dollar, going to shit lol |
| Nobody knows |
| GOOG overtaking NVDA for the #1 spot is not a meme |
| I need TLT to pump higher. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Looks like 718 is the top for this ‘gard rally, your in luck bears the beatings have stopped for the day |
| Apple announces a new chip and boom +10% |
| https://preview.redd.it/549xggk5edyg1.png?width=456&format=png&auto=webp&s=6438253814364e682d9f601eb47290bb5e124ac4\n\n |
| I don't know, the market could always realize oil prices are still high and the war hasn't ended. |
| it unbalanced u know what happens spins out of |
| Bruh take it from me claude lost me at least $5k lmao |
| blow off top! |
| Surely fucking surely we dump tomorrow to balance this out right? |
| Meta hasn't diversified enough and is leveraged on boomers and AI ads, not infra. That's not going to change without redirection from leadership. Investors know this, and their investments are in the wrong things - that's why it dropped today and will not go back up for some time without a course correction. You'll have to hold for a while. |
| Yeah |
| Watch Apple have great earnings only to drop 5% after hours |
| SERV Expected to Beat Earnings Estimates |
| People who love golf |
| MM: frantic |
| I made 30% today 🙂 (3 dollars) |
| Hey at least he’s consistent |
| Sending you my support. I 25% of my portfolio is in Apple and I’m hoping for a Google outcome. |
| Did I f myself by selling my GOOG calls? |
| SPY is totally not gay |
| american lost century -99% SPY doom candle right now would be peak ragebait. |
| I’m not op but NOK is one of my highest weighted holdings in my portfolio |
| Bear extinction level event |
| DHS shutdown ended, that affecting this? |
| AI robots, duh! |
| UMC is one of the only remaining under-bought semiconductor plays out there. At $13 a share, I'm loading up on a long-term generational wealth kind of play. |
| Claude is telling me the setup is “as good as it gets for puts…”\n\nBelieve it or not, calls |
| Me think we get back up soon, but I’m regarded so probs not. |
| still hoping we end red\n\nyes I'm regarded |
| That's because we are. |
| This general feeling that nothing can go wrong, not matter what, is crazy. |
| Bc im regarded 🤑 |
| bruh look at the sectors of spy then u know |
| Should i buy meta bonds? |
| it took a war with iran and quickly rising oil to just get a 10% sell down of the sp500. \n\nhonestly, bears, what news do you think could be worse and make it do the same thing again? \n\nif the news isnt tied to an actual liquidity crisis, they wont sell down like that. you'll see baby moves like a -0.5% day and the the buy the dip crew comes in and brings us back to flat soon after.\n\nTLDR: aint no more dumping allowed for months. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/5-stages-of-grief made a bet that PLTR would go to 100.0 within **1 day** when it was 137.088 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 10 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| #DUCK THIS SHIT AAPL CALLS RIGHT BEFORE MARKET CLOSE |
| Fuck no |
| At this point just buy MU LLY GOOG META |
| All I want for Bermas is youuuuu |
| I feel like NVDA has too much pressure on it to perform. We can try again tomorrow. It’s ok. |
| Had me in the first half |
| "You must be truly desperate to come to me for help" |
| Bulls looking at the 1M chart and thinking it will keep going up\n\n |
| LFG |
| Can anyone tell me why there is low volume on QQQ despite being late in the day, especially after tech earnings yesterday? |
| So WSB doesn’t think the META plunge should be on the board huh? |
| If you don’t think it’ll move like stock then you don’t understand Delta. For every $1 in stock rise, you’ll get $0.92 per share rise for your option. Your leverage is gone in this trade. Sell, leave for taxes and get a different trade. There are other ways to lock in your profit, but this is the best way. And you’re on hook for 15% tax as this is long term, which you’ll pay either way. |
| moron |
| Got NVDA 210 lottos for tomorrow, good idea? |
| Jesus Christ, can ORCL manage ONE fucking green day please? |
| SPY 1000 is not a meme |
| Gotta be the top. Puts |
| Lol intc ded |
| Samma Gqueeze |
| $100kish but trying to lose more, its mostly all now in SPY June Puts so I cld still make it back but fk knows. |
| I thought you were supposed to sell the news |
| Because I bought MSFT sorry |
| Flash dump would be glorious for my tsla put |
| I think this is regarded, but good luck! |
| 7200 yowza |
| Not nice to regard shame him like that. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work. |
| Semis up 50% in a month is crazy. Might be time for SOXS again. |
| Seriously, what's it gonna take for F to get their shit together.... |
| I'm convinced that we're in a completely fraudulent system |
| \*\*insert dr strange 14 million futures meme\*\*\n\n🥭: "There is only one way we can get SPY to 900 by the end of the year"\n\n\*\*starts a war\*\* |
| Won't happen |
| SNDK to $800 tonight |
| Why is GOOGL up and MSFT down? One would think both would be up based on their earnings and guidance? |
| Google carrying the entire North American market |
| I’d sell the 245 and hold the rest long |
| 720 by today or tomorrow then chop |
| Same thing shitcoins have been pricing in when they rallied. The moon. |
| i realize i'm a dumb, poor bear who will always be poor, but the level of cockiness of the bulls actually makes me think we might be near the top\n\n(QQQ $800 by eoy) |
| 720 EOW? |
| I don't even know why you'd gamble on rddt when spy is invincible |
| If your account isn't at an ATH, why are you 🌈🐻? |
| Fine AAPL, I will play earnings |
| I full ported calls.... that I sold for 20% |
| It makes me cringe when my coworkers talk about going to the casino or buying Pokemon cards or cars as investments. Meanwhile I own nothing but equities, and not even that much lol |
| Holy Molly I was in a coma the last 4 hours. What happened to SPY? |
| Spy 720 today let’s fucking go |
| I pumped my entire paycheque into GOOG last week I’m gonna cry it’s so beautiful |
| I think unless the market dumps it reverts to $18 over the next week since yesterday's dump was pure retard, the question is just will you catch enough of the upswing tomorrow to break even. Godspeed. |
| There are like 6 different market risks at this point take your pick. The bol case seems to be "stocks only go up" and "they said AI a lot, buy at any price" |
| WAIT. We had a government shutdown? Wtf. |
| If you’re still a permabear you can probably make a strong case in your disability application |
| yo i’m starting to think they’re pumping for 401k buys then selling off every month. |
| imagine just buying calls blindly for 5 years straight, and it works and you think you have 200 IQ |
| 🦗 market |
| Can’t believe SPY went from 460 to 720 in a year and I am still broke |
| In the future no one is even going to know what a bear is |
| Ok, so complicated, I just use reddit every day and that is why I buy the stock. It has been a very bad strategy btw. |
| #applgang |
| Spoiled milk |
| what are we even pricing in at this point |
| MSFT apparently undecided on exactly how hard it’d like to fuck bag holders today. |
| fkn bears man |
| Suffering from success 🤦♂️ |
| There is a premium to be had |
| The 1min on the Russell 2000 has yet to secure a lower dip on the 1min since 6am cst. By this time, we usually see multiple fluctations, even on massive green or red days. It's truly a remarkable thing happening today. |
| Reddit calls right boys? Right? |
| All the major companies with earnings beats and people bought puts after open smh. |
| implied move is 3.3% (or 3.1-3,9%), what makes you expect more than double that? |
| Bear genocide of 2026. |
| NVDA doesn’t give a F about pump |
| the easiest 5k ever |
| Bers must have a humiliation fetish. No one could be this stupid. |
| Damn going long calls in a bull market is the most brain dead method ain’t it. |
| Come on NVDA!!! Don't be a piece of shit. |
| True regard strength |
| This close we GOTTA tag 1% right?! |
| Why is SPY pumping? This market has completely lost its shit lol. We haven’t even felt the oil shock that’s about to happen due to the war. |
| when were you when bear dies? |
| it’s never worth the risk playing short term calls like this man |
| Sold my 720s for 0.06. You're welcome |
| Why do you think I have to imagine? |
| I like big balls and I cannot lie |
| SPY IS HIGH ON CRACK AND HAS A GUN |
| GUH! |
| https://preview.redd.it/d348sdudddyg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fe29a0b94865c1ae87c5d52a1f28ed57a89ce80\n\nGood luck |
| Nice |
| Great. Now I have to decide whether to sell Google or keep it at a historically high value. I hate when my stonks actually go up |
| Please yes I'll be able to retire |
| That's what i try to do i just keep getting stopped! |
| This might be one of the most insane day of gains I’ve ever had |
| Fuck today \n\nI'm out |
| SPY is the only thing pumping the underlying 🤡 |
| I never seem to buy SPY calls on the right days. Fuck |
| Bers, you CAN just buy calls. Just go into your brokerage app (probably robinhood for bears since you can't afford a real broker) and where you usually select "put" change it to "call"\n\nBeing poor is a choice. |
| If msft close at 415 I would be pleased |
| what's the news on nvidia? |
| SNDK -20% you cunts |
| this is not the top. |
| Neos about carry them through |
| Yah I’m out for a bit after this blowup |
| In your mouth? |
| What is the deal with the rddt mods, holy crap.... |
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| Gonna full port 2027 SPY 1000c |
| If it's easy and cheap, then it's worthless. If it's hard, then human engineers are needed. Pick your poison... |
| There's no profit taking, just up. Only up. Nothing else |
| What happened to my oil xc |
| Nvidia has whiskey dick |
| Sell the 245, hodl the 205. |
| Imagine not being long during the greatest bull market ever and missing out |
| Roooookkayy |
| Stock market isn’t the only indicator of an economy. How are jobs? Grocery prices? Home prices? Gas prices? Distribution of stocks (as in who owns them, companies / millionaires or retail?). The stock market may be hitting record high, but the economy is in shambles. |
| What's the news? |
| Kinda at a point I want to buy a house, but that would mean taking money out of the market and can’t do that either |
| Is this scene from Grumpy Old Men? |
| Whats the ber case again? |
| whats even pumping in he underlying for SPY at this point? |
| Bears have been vigorously baited over and over again. Poor things |
| What shut down end are they talking about? I didn’t even know of any shut down, LMAO🤌 |
| IV crush still applies lmao. Godspeed regard |
| SPY 718 holy |
| Why shouldn’t I full port Vix calls right now |
| Insanity |
| Meta calls what’s the play |
| Just buy low and sell high man. Lol |
| SNDK earnings leaked or what |
| Riced in. |
| Sold my calls too early damn bro |
| SPY 720 by tomorrow, can you believe it? |
| this was probably gonna be a +5% if most of the mag 7 didn't shit the bed |
| Sounds like a fantastic idea. They could put a Bitcoin on the moon? |
| oil going back to 80 all trolld |
| Terrified to hold my AAPL calls but whatever guess I will |
| NFLX is so back |
| lol, actual clown market this is fucking ridiculous |
| Why is NVDA getting popped today? |
| stonks |
| Spy 718 lets fuckin get it |
| Being a 🐻 and watching the🐂 do its thing is like watching an another man make love to your wife. It's humiliating. |
| ok now for the final performance end red into bigly green afterhours into new ath tomorrow |
| will this 1k going away impact your day to day life |
| SPY 718 |
| JPow has more balls than all other Reps combined |
| fuckin insane |
| copied me |
| Bought $900 puts expiring tomorrow. |
| Big\n\nBooty \n\nLatinas |
| After all… why shouldn’t it go higher ? |
| You think 🥭 thinks the economy is the stock market that’s the reason why we are up. |
| Can’t believe SPY went down to 460 last year around this time and now we are at 720 unbelievable |
| Is hyper inflation incoming 😬 |
| If there is a Japan problem it’s Friday’s and Monday’s where we get wrecked |
| Genuine question, is MARA the most hated stock on the market? |
| Default setting |
| Thank you for the insight. So expect -3% on Monday. Got it. |
| It's actually an American insult that hasn't been used since the Vietnam War... so it's very odd because 99.9% of people her age would have never heard of it.... it was used by US military. |
| "the path from SPY 630 to 800 will be a bumpy one" - said no one ever |
| So its different this time is what you are saying? Famous last words L0L |
| Got shares and calls. Go go GO! |
| Wait until you learn about stop loss hunting. |
| LOGS |
| **BREAKING NEWS**\n\nGoogle has just announced boots on the ground in Iran, looks like the war is gonna be over soon |
| SNDK calls seem too obvious |
| there will be no selling until war restarts. so dont rush into puts |
| Yeahh… times for me to stop this market has boned me too much these past 2 months. |
| Line really does go up forever |
| Bought 10 $900 puts expiring tomorrow. This shit has gone up way too much. |
| Earnings |
| Always a dip on the 1st foo |
| spy is uncontrollable |
| It's month end. Could be a nasty run |
| His biggest accomplishment that he has actually earned |
| SPX was at 6300 30 days ago haha |
| Papa Powell holding up the economy these past few years\n\nThe only one that had the balls to stand up against 🥭 🐐\n |
| Calls my G |
| Msft on its way to 450, watch out |
| That comment was originally for the other comment but anyone who can't explain a concept to a 5 year old means they really don't know what they are talking about\n\n |
| With all due respect... you got no idea what it's like to be the boss |
| I need intel to dump 5 dollars and I will cream myself |
| Puts here if you like making me money selling them |
| Windows 11 wastes so much RAM because of bloat, it's insane. 4 GB was plenty back in the XP days, 8 GB of RAM was plenty for Windows 7, 16 GB was plenty for the Windows 10 \n\nRight now, with no programs open, Windows is using 16 GB of my 32 GB of RAM. This is true on both my work computer, and my home computer. I thought 32 GB would be plenty(It was when I was on Windows 10), but ever since I "upgraded" to 11, I find myself having to limit programs open, or performance degredates.\n\nIt's REALLY making me want to switch to Linux, only reason I still use Windows is because gaming and Nvidia drivers suck on Linux and we use windows at work.\n\n\nI don't think this is bearish for microsoft though:\n\n1. Consumer Windows revenue is trivial nowadays, enterprise is where the money is coming from\n\n2. Datacenters/AI business is very high growth, especially rev share from OpenAI |
| LOTTO USO POOTZ. I WILL BE A BAJILLIONAIRE TOMORROW |
| If you are here probably you too have a screen time addiction. I know I do 😅 |
| It def taking a massive dook on all the bers |
| Thx, imma need it lol |
| your experience of being a wsb member for a month with hidden comments |
| Feeling a bit like a gamma squeeze day lmao |
| POET here we go again |
| Wen boots on the ground? |
| Ahhh yes making all time highs every day |
| Stop trying to be smarter than everyone else and try making money instead, it’s much more enjoyable |
| 13,000 SPX TARGET 🤌🤌🤌 |
| This is mental |
| But that was me though |
| officially done being a bear, just jumping to calls because now 7200 is massive support and all we do is go up |
| That’s not at all what I’m saying. Why would I explain it in a worse way when there’s already many DDs done in the dedicated sub? \n\nIf you really want a ELI5, they’re focused on pivoting away from their multi business strategy, and shifting into a more lean approach that allows them to focus on their main goal of creating/providing an AI infrastructure. They’ve got several big upcoming projects or goals, with the most notable being AI-RAN (AI radio access network) which is the actual AI run infrastructure. Basically instead of AI being an add on to existing networks, it will be the actual engine behind it. \n\nThey essentially want to be the foundation to all AI networking, and make AI-RAN the standard for 6G. They’ve got larger partnerships already, and it seems like they are making good progress with their goal. AI-RAN is expected to roll out over the next 18 months.\n\nHopefully that’s a decent summary, but I really do hope you check out the actual sub. It provides so much more in depth details |
| My God |
| good luck |
| sndk bout to go BADABING t minus 3 hours |
| Everything is so out of equilibrium |
| have fun losing money |
| Really want to buy a SNDK put, but do I flush 1k down the drain if I miss ? \n\n\nDecisions |
| Mango bragging about passing a cognitive exam and saying doctors claim it’s rarely done is comedy gold\n\nThe exam is the equivalent of showing him a picture of an elephant and asking what animal it is. Very tough! |
| Here\n\n🚀 |
| Buying Apple calls we headed to 720 here we go bois 📈📈 |
| I'm holding deez |
| That was me |
| If everyone works in finance then who the hell is doing the real work? |
| I'm up 2% on my META position lmao |
| These paperhanded fucks will see the power of a true recovery. The power of MSFT compels me |
| We can do 718 for all my east coast snowbirds |
| So is this weekend going to be legit the invasion weekend? |
| very true. +$.30 AH and a $.80 intraday pump today with 1 AH and trading sesh left... just gotta pray. 54 contracts average price like .17 trading .04 now |
| Im gonna max out all my credit cards, take a loan out on my depreciating vehicle, auction off one of the kids, and buy credit spreads with margin on a 5x leveraged stock to meet my personal risk tolerance |
| You haven't considered how bullish it'll be for the 50% of the population that survives the nuclear war, I see. |
| Trend ES on 1D. Currently @ Top of channel from Covid high, last years high, and lining up with may which is generally bearish |
| this is HILARIOUS |
| damn, them tariffs and wars really fk'd our economy |
| fair warning everyone, i am selling my puts... get out of your calls cuz its only downhill from here. Speaking from experience |
| Schwab International Equity ETF -> `26.535` (0.625 / 2.412%) |
| I will be selling tmr in the morning. Definitely wont be holding through the weekend |
| #META going back to green LMAO🤌 |
| Correct. The weaker the dollar gets, the more investors have to pour into these companies to get the same returns on their investments. Hence the low trading volume, yet continued rising 'prices'. \n\nDXY goes up, SPY goes down (usually). |
| !p SCHF |
| MU running up $25 after STX earnings makes me wanna grab a 1DTE 530c for wdc and SNDK earnings today |
| Your dad has known and still loves you |
| Power hour is definitely happening |
| Does he have to explain it to you? |
| GOOG is the new NVDA |
| They were taste at 713, 715, and now 717? Yeah. This market makes sense. |
| I’m gonna be hit with huge taxes if I sell now. But I still believe it’s not gonna move like the stock. For example the stock moved 8% and for this LEAP it went up 15% \n\nActually I was planning to exercise 1 option and sell the other one next year. What do you think? |
| THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!! |
| Sideways it is then! , Good luck though. |
| Sold half and levered back up with 716 0dte after 1 \n\nJust paid off my entire student debt today. I’m shaking lmao |
| They know it, that is why they are purposely making it so theta or expire worthless |
| Karma |
| Bers remember, no crying in the casino. LMAO🤌 |
| The coolest thing about cashing calls too early is that I could have made thousands of dollars by taking a nap or literally doing nothing instead 🙃 |
| #Bers getting a paddlin LMAO🤌 |
| !banbet poet 12.00 30d |
| Google is definitely a word that you scream while 🍆💦 |
| My AAPL 290c has helped me recover my MSFT loss, should I hold it through earnings or cash out? |
| I'm about to ruin this whole pump playing aapl earnings |
| Says the one buying puts 🤢🤢🤢🤢 |
| actually made me lol |
| Im expecting 7%, so i bought at around 4-5% pump |
| Imagine not buying Meta at 600 this morning. |
| Eh I don’t know jim |
| Cucumber 🤝 Arsehole |
| I appreciate the effort here. A few considerations: \n\n1. The renter could DCA into the brokerage the difference between renting and owning. In my case, renting was $1k cheaper per month which would get compounded. Of course, this would eventually flip to where owning is cheaper, but that’s several years down the line.\n\n2. The mortgage category is missing insurance, property taxes, and repair costs. These would be covered by rent. |
| intc just ruined my boner |
| Being a contrarian and loving to gamble is a disease. I am retarded |
| I lost 150 playing futures. |
| I’m cool |
| Someone is buying $2M worth of $SPY calls here |
| mr president pls make it stop!!! |
| We could have world peace and MSFT would sell off. Fahk |
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| chop chop chop chop |
| Amazing.. 630 to 716 ATH while an oil shock supply crisis is happening.. \n\nI am now convinced a nuclear fallout will just push to another ATH.. |
| ye |
| this market is extremely bearish rn. \nlemme full port puts .\n\n |
| ADBE consolidating perfectly! Bear/Sell getting exhausted, trap after trap. In the last 30 day. \n\n |
| intel will shit the bed like the 13/14th gen cpus \nthe norman's just don't realize it yet \nintel is just not that guy |
| SPY puts too tasty at 717 |
| What are we even pumping on at this point? lol makes zero sense |
| Absolute debauchery |
| Even better is checking in halfway through a workday, seeing everyone else making bank, trying to get in on that, and somehow timing the top... |
| Grown men trying to short the United States of America lmfao |
| Can't wait for April 2027 next year .. you can literally just make money and vacation the rest of the year |
| I feel like the rug pull is gonna happen as soon as I hit the buy button. |
| I’ll say it again. Futures don’t mean shit. |
| enjoy while it lasts |
| Bagholders become kings, kings become bagholders |
| goofballs on wallstreet |
| Save some pump for ORCL 😡 |
| Can’t wait to make $50 AH with my 1 Sandisk share |
| Going 50% cash, this is too stressful\n\nSomething's gotta give |
| Inshallah |
| Tesla legit pumping through SPY and now we broke 380 call wall can we just rocket to 390 |
| Sundar bringing that paper |
| When did Meta last released a product which they didnt buy which turned into a market leader? Facebook? \nAds is a money printer but they move like headless chicken into the future |
| I bought 5k META calls when it was at 600 this morning and already up 1.2k lmao |
| What dip? In April is was like $520 or so |
| u/veryveryuniquename5 , I summon you! LMAO🤌 |
| What is this just algos jerking each other off? |
| It’s fine, reds a nicer colour anyways. |
| rich people owns most of the stock shares so they’re not worried about that |
| 100% winning rates for losses |
| quit to day trade |
| Another 3285 playing volatility on futures today. Damn. I think it's time to take a break. Things are going too good lol |
| Welp it hit 50% so there is that. |
| Stocks go up no matter what tbh |
| Carrots🤝ranch |
| I know this feeling allllllllllll too well |
| Thank you for your contributions. |
| STOP THE PUMP PLEASE I GET PAID TMW PLEASE STOP THE PUMP |
| just discovered that you can limit losses by setting up stop losses, revolutionary |
| Ok today i turned gay. 6400p spx jul 16th |
| When I hold my calls expire worthless and when I sell for profit they rocket up 300%. 🤡 |
| 23% inflation, bullish |
| That is correct. |
| EVERYTHING PUMP!!!!!! |
| Bols are worship in India sooo…. |
| Yes before the green dildo and they instantly lose 20 percent :/ |
| why is NVDA is so sad |
| Because I sold it. |
| Sir, This is getting a little out of hand.. I mean you don’t want people to start suspecting hyperinflation do you? Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| this market is something else |
| Sold my ATEN stock after 5.5 years, 175% gain. Offset by selling my polar opposite PATH and SHLS stock for a nearly equal loss. \n\nTake that IRS! On the plus side, I dont have to look at PATH and SHLS anymore. |
| All these scammy stocks will crash like a Shahed drone |
| The market has been rewarding the stupid and greedy the last few years. Voters have too. |
| yolo full port something |
| “Accidentally” kappa deluxe version |
| IV Crush incoming |
| This is why you buy shares and not calls. \n\nShares = betting on the company long term\n\nCalls = betting that the market will cause the stock price to surge.\n\nOnly reason I buy calls is to cap downside from a short position. |
| so genuinely what happens when liquidity dries up? they print more money = dollar value goes down but stocks keep going up? |
| Can AMZN or NVDA be next? 🙏 |
| I don't think you realize the value of a company which does state of the art semiconductor manufacturing on US soil. Their packaging technology is better than TSMC's, and they are making very steady gains on 18A and 14A yield. Even if their design team does not bring in enough revenue, it will make a lot of revenue manufacturing for other fabless semiconductor companies. Creating semiconductor fabs takes multiple years and 100Bs of investment which is why it is still operating at a loss currently, but I expect it to make profits starting 2028/2029 |
| i hope you’re getting paid for these comments by iran |
| gotta sell spy calls cause need to focus on work😭 |
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| #Where is the AMD guy? LMAO🤌 |
| Entire market is up, meta is down. Not the time to buy |
| We are so leveraged |
| When spy reaches 1000. The simulation ends.\n\nHope you got everything done you wanted that could be this week |
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| Did googl really double their eps target? |
| Ofc he sold imagine your first investment dumping like that.\n\nWe would see a follow up post \n |
| Google has made so many millionaires today |
| #Where is that guy who always says "bers piss me off😡😡😡" LMAO🤌 |
| I thought apple uses their own chips now?\n\nThey still offer intel chip models? |
| I bought January $20C, so I'm all-in. |
| Flat |
| NVDA DUMP YES |
| I will never financially recover from the last 15 minutes of trading |
| SPY 800 by end of May\n\nSPY 900 by end of June\n\nSPY 1000 end of July |
| Second time today intc has hit that green color and rejected hard |
| Nobody needs Photoshop to erase grandad's trouser piss stains from the family reunion photos no more. AI will do it. Might also give him tits but hey. |
| The casino is open for your bets |
| Yeah, I'd give it a shot if it's solid backed if good offer and potential to be acquired by the big boys |
| Thank you for the money bears. \n\nIt’s much better that I have it because you clearly were too stupid to have it.\n\n |
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| HOLY SHIT GOOG YOU ARE CARRYING |
| it all makes sense now!!! |
| Economic Expansion is reverse of recession and that’s what it is |
| CNBC: DOW outpacing tech, what is causing the divergence?\n\nBitch, the Q’s are up 20% this month wtf do you mean lmao\n |
| I’ve only heard that for the past 12 years |
| Have you ever lost your shirt trading? |
| large cannons can bring about world peace |
| always fun missing out on gains cause of work 🤗 |
| I just ACCIDENTALLY shorted Nasdaq and am down $1000 in seconds this is fun |
| NVDA a masterclass in taking people's $ today, every breakout/breakdown a fake, lol |
| SPY 365% annual returns. 2100 SPY EOY |
| Beaten up badly but still breathing |
| Nvda calls spy puts, I’m getting fucked twice |
| Two good ones! RGTI and NOK |
| Holy fucking fuck my ass. You're so welcome to the bols that held calls. I paper handed for a loss my 714c expiring today like an hour ago when I thought we'd trade flat... FUCK |
| *looks inside*\n\nSir, these bags are empty |
| Everyone is a millionaire because of me |
| Port spilling over from too much winning. |
| Reality check for sandisk |
| Enjoy your 2027 brother... it's going to be awesome! |
| Well I did a put spread selling premium into the high IV. Probably would’ve been better off with naked calls on this one. |
| Robinhood just increased my credit limit with them by 500%??? |
| Anybody else buying RKT (Redfin/rocket mortgage) . I buy whenever it dips. Gamble for rates eventually dropping |
| Fomo spreading. |
| Someone got 300k apple calls for earnings |
| What’s your expectation for pump? 5%? |
| !ban bet iwm 268 15d |
| bouta go Warsh my nuts |
| True discipline is being at peace with missing out on 75% of your positions potential gains. |
| Im starting to add a lil today |
| Bols are sacred in India after all |
| 💯 |
| Nah they all betting a profiting as well |
| E for Everyone |
| Don't worry, I'm buying a spy call now so it reverses |
| Robotics |
| so glad i took modest gains on 7170c and 7175c\n\nso glad. |
| Spy ATH again lets fuckin get it |
| Expiry? |
| Starting to believe this 8000 year end target |
| Oh look they got bored and bought Meta back wow crazy |
| my msft calls are in hell |
| option driven market \n\nwe india now bois |
| It isn't bruh..a real bull market will indicate all green...they are being selective with choosing to manipulate the other sectors.... |
| Only .35% for SPY 720, tempting |
| Someone got 300k apple calls for earnings |
| Not in the fucking lambo ffs |
| Following cause I’m curious |
| You go girl |
| I remember the scream for Spy 500 lol |
| This is the dumbest piece of shit market I have ever seen. Unbelievable. It just goes up and up and up with bad news after bad news. I am angry. |
| MSFT sub 400 was a blessing |
| You’re laughing? Bers have gone extinct and you’re laughing? |
| Everyone thinks it’s gonna go down that’s why it keeps pumping once everyone is thinking it goes up and dumps money in to it it will go down but by then if your 300% up a -50% ain’t bad just hold |
| Market broke into Hunter's crack stash. |
| Depends what is the AI startup doing. Generative/Hobby - no. Agentive/enterprise - yes |
| There's a non zero chance that it's all a scheme between various rich people in leadership positions all profiting together by manipulating the market with tweets and Truth™s and some people's lives they weren't too bummed out to sacrifice |
| Scammer really said “Give me a $20k loan so I can flip that shit into $1M, and in 5 years, I’ll give you your money back with… no interest.”\n\nWho’d ever say no?? |
| that's what we said two weeks ago lmao |
| Good luck young bull |
| 30 dollars? Hell yeah. Gimme |
| Puts obliterated instantly \n\nFuck you spy |
| You don't understand Iran |
| there is a non 0 chance the dow hits 50 thou tomorrow |
| The biggest Navy owns the strait and the oil |
| Sound a good offer for me |
| Fucking insane, and my hood calls are not moving |
| Even better |
| dont short, you will lose your money, do NOT buy puts, esp 1dte or 0dte |
| The higher it goes now, the bigger the bailout they get from the taxpayers. Carry on |
| Fomo pump? |
| Even nvo is up 6% ! |
| They're not gonna like GOOGL 500 |
| buy high, never sell because it never goes lower |
| Just don’t kiss it on the lips |
| Fo sho brethren |
| How much money are we printing wtf is this |
| NVDA looking at GOOGL like it has everything NVDA could ever want to be, but instead it chooses to go back to Clifford dick |
| RDDT please print |
| It's because I bought 50 calls 🤷 sorry |
| Honestly I'm going to be pretty embarrassed if SPY is over $900 |
| Let’s just say it’s pre-sales. Very much in the early proof of concept stage with over a Billy in runway. |
| Solid proof that AMD has made a whole lot of investors millionaires. Its a great club to be in. Its the "Smarter Choice"...:) |
| 15 may |
| so buy calls or puts?! |
| Hopefully they are testing both of them |
| y moon? |
| broke* |
| NVDA such a dirty whore sometimes |
| Yes ai invented greed! |
| Hi I am alive |
| He thinks it’s a iq test 🤣 |
| I’m mad about it too. Listened to a fellow regard on 235 end of week calls. |
| 😡 |
| Apple baby. 🍎 |
| This is nuts... everything is green except the good er stocks? 😂 |
| Sold my 1d spy 718c for 3x and am out for today. See you virgins tomorrow! |
| Ngl this might be the top guys the euphoria is too damn high. |
| fck this, bought KLAC at the low today, no July calls available so I had to get even tighter expiry and now my port is spilling over $$$ |
| Did it twice, both ended in layoffs when sales missed quota badly |
| Seems like yesterday that SPY 420 was the dream. SPY 666 came and went. SPY 1000 in a few years or months. |
| Foreshadowing |
| I’m with you bro. But I just have 300$ |
| Hate to break to you brother, but it’s time to sell. That thing has a Delta of 92. It’s gonna move like a stock but with downside of Options. |
| theyre taking extra care to avoid the stocks i own |
| imagine being Iran right now they’re probably confused af after trying their best to tank the US market |
| after April, I don't think theres a single bear alive. SPY went up like 15% in a month |
| Bol: “Hello ber, can you fetch me the keys to my lambo like a good boy? Here’s $30 for the trouble.”\n\nBer: “Would you like fries with that, sir?” |
| Welcome to the latest edition, of this one stock only goes up and that’s all that matters:\n\nGoooooooooooooooooooooooogle |
| Yeah. I was planning rolling out in Jun or July if Googl didn’t swing up after the earnings. |
| spy close 725 today and close 750 tomorrow |
| Fuk this market, I quit! |
| Oh, I’m sorry. Did you forget this is a bull market? |
| 2032 |
| are you still shorting retard? |
| Spy blasting off to Andromeda and nvda still completely flat after dumping 10% |
| If you guys had the chance to work at an AI startup, would you take it? This particular one I’m referencing has tons of runway with investments from big VCs. |
| Y'all are playin' no limits high stakes Texas Hold 'Em in the Bellagio, while I just wanna play the penny slots in Reno. 🤣 |
| lol buffet sold aapl. It's gonna moon today |
| DAAAARRREREN SHARRPER |
| Wow. What month? |
| Market dgaf about anything |
| moron |
| it's just an elevator up. |
| I'm not saying that it has to be at those previous lows to buy in. Just that it isn't very cheap just because it dropped 8% in a day. And typically there is not a V shaped recovery after a single day of selling. |
| 725 |
| Is the government still shut down? |
| HARD FOMO |
| Green forever |
| Puts on bag holding and folding. |
| Can I get a truth post for my Adobe bags? Is it too much to ask? Great company, probably the best to open PDFs ever, thank you for your attention to this stock? |
| Go ahead, make stocks trade 24 hours 7 days a week so I can start doing cocaine |
| Amd option premiums are rapey |
| wow even poet flying lmaoo |
| And? You're not going going to cash out at the top anyway loser |
| https://preview.redd.it/pqas6ysebdyg1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50d7d3c1a02f2abeb88a7b69a8c957d13dd1e330 |
| Username checks out |
| Bought a little with you.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/boqd75rcbdyg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b0d7f23accbbfa98351168c1008e630284deafc |
| Getting out of hand |
| algos: and i took that personally |
| Fake AI generated bull market. Thanks nvidia. |
| Thank god I sold my spy calls this morning |
| Amzn just woke up lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/u5zci76abdyg1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4649eb1b59be17e5b152adb8aac6f90e25cf3fb6\n\nWill you wait for me here? |
| I'm all in 285 calls 🫡 |
| They laughed about google 400 eod |
| I think they want AAPL 300 |
| Someone buy a put for me right now pls |
| Why we pumping so hard? \n\nDid he end war for the 10th time? |
| Something something, positive GEX environment, call walls, etc. |
| I don't know any wealthy bears |
| Waiting is part of it. Waiting to the point of falling asleep and hibernating for a while. Like 3 weeks |
| I got spy 725C exp 5/7. Don’t fuck me now |
| Godspeed |
| After posting about my 500k gain, this is the scam message I get. \n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/3wvGL7s\n\nFreaking go open a day care at Minnesota |
| > 10 years\n\nWhy not now? |
| I didn't know they were still testing Joe? |
| W |
| Google is literally a cheat code. You really gonna bet against the surveillance state? Lmaooooo |
| https://preview.redd.it/f9h8b5ibbdyg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73543f0153dd0b11ecbc8f786d69cf03bce1cac6\n\nYou did not and I was curious |
| Honestly, you still have a day left. |
| of it ain't up 1% every day then it's literally broken |
| lol geybers |
| Heard we are dumping big on Monday right after you get paid |
| What the bust |
| Damn 2 week ban holy shit lol |
| AAPL lookin so fucking juicy |
| I did, and yeah, I agree. \n \nNice flair update. That helps make it slightly less cringe. Let me know if you do any decent analysis on these. |
| Gamma squeeze baby!!! |
| Can AAPL do 10% too? |
| My 5/1 calls have returned from the dead after being down bigly yesterday. I could get out with some solid profit right now but that's not nearly as fun as waiting to see what happens tomorrow. |
| JFC everybody is just buying LMAO |
| The worst month to hold puts of all time. Sigh… |
| this mfer just said he took it during his three terms |
| *IRAN SURRENDERED!!! WAR IS OVER!!! |
| Congress gonna be worthless or do their fuckn job and bitch slap mango tomorrow? |
| imagine not simply full porting google after the ruling |
| Lol someones downvoting all comments 🤣 |
| It appears that way |
| we can’t even post shrek on a day like this RDDT to 0 |
| Lol right, it was at an all time low then oil shot up and now confidence is high magically |
| And gay, they gay broski. |
| The best use for them |
| 7200🤣 |
| GOOG 🤝 AAPL |
| Bought poet calls 👍 |
| this would be genuinely hilarious if it rugged (my port would be obiterated) \n\n |
| Intel green of course |
| NONONO WHY ARE WE PUMPING I GET PAID TOMORROW STOP THE COUNT WAIT WAIT |
| I actually have to stop |
| Bers are so stupid. |
| Who says I am? |
| META, MSFT, NVDA, VIX.... all down |
| Yes but why |
| We could probably convince Barron to live stream his stock trading if enough people asked for it tbh |
| Something something irrational something something solvent ... |
| all you do is buy 0dte SPY calls and wait. it never loses |
| Google just casually up 10% today |
| massive order book gaps and flash crashes are a myth. |
| But why |
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| Lmao, relax bud.\n\nThe economy is doing fine - neither great nor horrible. The market is very overpriced when the average SP500 company is projected to be returning less than 5 cents in earnings for every dollar invested. "Overpriced" can last years and maybe that's what'll happen. Sometimes it lasts less, who knows.\n\nThe days of the market being a benchmark of the economy are long gone. It's a casino now, and when there's a lot of activity in the casino the prices go up! |
| 35 GOOG shares with an average price of 247. Feels good, man. |
| Sir, it’s a dementia test 🙄 |
| rest of today only up |
| You heard it from me first |
| It is a piece of shit company. Its just that its ingrained into every computer from business to personal to military. So naturally, it gets a lot of money put into it for some reason. |
| Inflation through the roof, oil through the roof, and SPY also through the fucking roof. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n---\n\n/u/protectthezen made a bet that ASTS would go to 90.0 within **1 week** when it was 79.004 and it did not. They were automatically banned for two weeks.\n\nTo get out early they have to: **'(i hate the stock)'**\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Surely they were a good idea at some point |
| My bro |
| Ah fuck even CELH is up\n\nJust NOW and NVDA marching hand in hand into oblivion |
| Bro what is this market |
| right, these are some heavyweights |
| gooned twice today |
| sometimes no news is good news.. |
| SNDK -20% |
| Be a perfect time for a tweet Mr. President |
| I had a $500 loss after shorting semis so full ported NVDA calls and sold after 3 mins for $800 gain lmaoo |
| Isn't it already? |
| Consumer Confidence is high |
| Russell 2000 on track for a 14th straight 1 hr green candle. We already set an all-time record on it, it may continue growing that record at this rate. |
| Right there with ya, 855P 🥲 not confident but a lotto is a lotto |
| I told you this morning. Shake out then buy |
| GOOGL put the team on its back doh |
| !remindme 6 months |
| You have $650k in nok and can't explain in layman's terms what Nokia does? |
| its not even a V at this point brah |
| google heading into the meme stock list now... |
| good day to own calls |
| We own the Strait |
| If MSFT goes back up to 445 AH highs, I swear I will never talk shit about it again. |
| Well shit thought I was being greedy holding those qqq calls for 300% should be more greedy next time |
| Ok mister veteran, during bers favorite moment the 2000 crash S&P only have lost 3 years of gains if you bought at the peak, only bers are regarded enough to bet on a rare event to be right within few year period to gain few % and potentially missing a lot more gains.\n\n\nOne of my DCA's can hit the peak and so what? I'll DCA down and smooth out the losses way faster than then new bull market starts. |
| are we getting a tweet today? |
| imagine being a bear for the past few weeks.\n\nlol big oof... |
| Seriously, why are we pumping? |
| are u bearish? |
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| Bought 10 $900 puts. This pig will get slaughtered tonight |
| Don’t you dare rebound MSFT. Give me more 399 please |
| Bers need therapy |
| NOK about to make me rich |
| bear extinction event |
| You never buy at market price....always set your limit price to ensure you gwt the correct cost/share.\n\nAmateurs lol |
| Yikessssssssss well all those orders I forgot about got filled |
| Mine sweeping bears all the way to $720 |
| god speed retard |
| this is not the top.\n\nIm still loading up some puts to hedge downside risks. |
| Tell me again about Hormuz ber. I’ve been so busy making money that I’ve forgotten who this Hormuz guy even is. |
| Let’s see 630 today meta. 5% is fine, 10% was excessive |
| Think 🥭 meeting with CENTCOM got leaked |
| why u no move nvda |
| MSFT join the pump party PLEEEASE!! |
| [MONKEY PUMP!!!](https://youtu.be/O7o5gsc63qs?si=26kq2gQV43wIp1lt) |
| How do you have $2mil to drop on one single stock??? You must have tons of play money and not have to worry about shit. Fuck you and good luck |
| scalped a quick $150 on this spy V |
| I lucked out on the sell off this morning and got out okay |
| is BULL on $BULL allowed around here? |
| This is the greatest market of all time. |
| Good. Because I grabbed a call 20 seconds before that. Lol |
| SPY 720 pls |
| Any of the 3, LUNR easiest for big swing trades |
| Nokia is going through her slutty mid-life divorcee phase. |
| is there actual news or market just being its retarded self?\n\n |
| #we’re using bers to minesweep the straight |
| 100% |
| TSLA kind of sputtering as it moves up with SPY since lunch |
| DON'T LET BEARS TELL YOU 🫵 THAT SPY 750 EOW IS IMPOSSIBLE |
| Surely amd cant keep going |
| \+$500 in 2 seconds |
| So are we in the euphoria stage now? |
| It’s so over bers. Even meta is recovering |
| Will this momentum keep going tomorrow. |
| Just went from a V to a ✔️ |
| you are not rational by fighting the trend |
| Oil tankers out of mideast non existent. \n\nSpy to 1000 for some reason |
| Check out my latest post you'll get a kick out of it! |
| WHAT THE SPY DOIN |
| I’d like to be a bull for a really hot bear |
| Sleepy Joe is close to Sloppy Joe.\n\nAI bubble predicted by Non Mr Nice Guy |
| So when is rug pull? |
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| Alright fuck it Apple calls it is the Neo is selling well anyways |
| We just broke out. Don't fight the trend. |
| Honestly missing out on gains hurts more for me sometimes |
| I have until the 5th, I can still lose more |
| Maybe we hit 720 today 😂😂 |
| prob insider info and vibes |
| What is happening? Why are we pumping? |
| Its over 💔❤️🩹✌🏼🫡 |
| b r u h |
| wtf man !?? what is this |
| Is there new or, we just rippin to rip |
| Buy high and sell higher right |
| WE HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HIGH BEFORE |
| this is suspicious and i'm stopping for the day. sure it's money, but with oil going down and spy going up up up, something is weird. spy calls will still be around tomorrow. see ya, degens. |
| Looking at previous lows and not buying in just because a stock isn’t at those lows again is not a logical reason. Stock prices reflect a variety of conditions, within the company and overall market, so you shouldn’t base today’s price on conditions that were different back at all time lows. For example, macro economic conditions have changed significantly (people were afraid of Iran war way more than now, although you might be of the side to argue that nothing changed with that war and we might be back to those levels). As long as you have alternative reasons for expecting it to go lower than just looking at a chart, you should be good. |
| The highest insult would be to call someone a "SPY PUT" |
| If the NANA guy comes back and posts gain porn he may surpass roaringkitty as the all time WSB legend. He has my vote |
| If AAPL and SNDK crush it this afternoon...SPY 730 eod tmrow. |
| Who sold GOOGL before earnings, show your face |
| I want to buy $940 5/1 puts so bad.... Idk if I can do it again. Post earnings makes no sense anymore |
| Is SNDK still worth buying? A yolo position of $10k? |
| Euphoria |
| What is worse, to lose money or to sell too soon and miss out on massive gains? |
| THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS |
| 720 end of day? No end of next 20 minutes holy |
| SPY 777C July 7th locked in |
| fucking broker fuck |
| THIS BITCH IS BUBBLY, GASSY EVEN!!! |
| SPY will never go below 700 ever again |
| New hotness, old lameness |
| 650k in nok? bet your toaster is worth more than my portfolio lol same energy |
| Jesus goog |
| I for one am awaiting the statement from Ja Rule |
| I’d highly suggest checking out the NOK sub. They do a very good job at explaining the upside of the company. Much better than I’d be able to explain myself. |
| I dare you to go to 720. I dare you to |
| look at spy... jesus |
| ngl always felt like GOOG was just a fancy way to say “googly eyes on gains” lol |
| qqq calls 0dte printing omg |
| SPY 720 today? 730 tomorrow? |
| LOL this is going to turn out so funny |
| Imagine being a ber rn LMAO |
| AAPL calls up near 280/290 are trading with basically no premium. Interesting |
| spy my baby daddy❤️ |
| Even meta is pumping now wtfff |
| Bears 6 Months from now:\n\nThe straight is still CLOSED! Oil is has been over $100 for 6 months! The market can't sustain this and will crash SOON! SPY $800 Puts lock and loaded! |
| Damn I sold my calls for 50% profit when it could have been 100% proffit... |
| Is there news or we just melting up for vibes |
| when META 1000 |
| The vibes just aren't right |
| Good choice |
| Damn bro you can afford a whole Biggie Bag now. |
| SPY $800 0dtes gonna hit at this rate |
| Nice....when did you buy them? |
| Earnings |
| MSFT and AMZN are killing my gains today |
| I wish the market wasnt keeping shit butt TSLA up. |
| *cries in European currency debasement* |
| There's no resistance any more. Why take profits if it keeps going up? |
| Musk on his phone at the trial |
| The OpenAI Codex commercial is so loud and annoying and runs every 5 mins that I’ll now never buy that product out of spite. |
| He can’t remember how it’s going |
| SPY STOP |
| Lucid gone crazy RIP if your still holding your short position |
| Holy shit spy at 717.55 |
| NVDA PUTS now timing it |
| I have 8 mutual connections on LinkedIn with Lorna Hajdini LMAO |
| teach me your ways |
| SPY 720 inc |
| You know, I know, we know aapl puts are free money. Which means calls |
| no I made the dumb decision of taking $17c expiring this Friday so as opposed to owning my bad financial decision I figured I'd blame the multi-billion dollar bank who is already up 4.5% on the day. |
| 2% day inbound??? |
| Man what the actual fuck is happening |
| my 385 covered calls on GOOGL are ITM now. WTF googl |
| Don’t fight the tsunami, ride the wave 🚀 |
| Better take those profits before you be crying |
| SPX 7200 |
| https://preview.redd.it/5wg91pqgadyg1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04cfdac90695a5fbc744dd2b360a3ba08154546e\n\nThank You Trump |
| What? |
| y r u gey? |
| 850 |
| Someone post the number |