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| Green by open |
| So boys… pretty big week r bol fuk or ber fuk? |
| Seems like someone knows something oil futes r ripping |
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| Fucker really is a lackey |
| Finally a sign of light from the world of primates. Tates’ brothers arrested hopefully for good this tine after being arrested, jailed and set free in Romania, prosecuted and set free in UK, prosecuted in US etc.\n\nDespicable creatures |
| Madonna looks like shit. Oh wait |
| Yes. Maybe it will still get there though |
| Maybe taco Tuesday before big earnings |
| It's honestly kinda cute how dumb and old he looks |
| Lmao huge booing\n\nGonna make his own 'let's go brandon' tweet soon after |
| Rump will be in a good mood tonight and will eat some KFC and post how he'll personally build data centers with his own hands |
| Bets on if flumpy orangeman says anything |
| Raising guidance doesn't mean the rate of growth increased\n\nIf you don't know that the rate of growth, not just the fact that you're growing by a certain amount, is important to the stock price when that stock price got there in the first place from a high rate of growth, you shouldn't be investing in stocks\n\nMicron Q2 to Q3 eps growth (12.07 to 24.67): 104% increase\n\nMicron Q3 to Q4 guidance implied eps growth (24.67 to 31.73): 27% increase\n\nSandisk Q2 to Q3 eps growth (6.20 to 23.41): 278% increase\n\nSandisk Q3 to Q4 guidance implied eps growth (23.41 to 33.00): 41% increase\n\nSamsung Q1 revenue 134 trillion vs 2025 Q4 revenue 75 trillion: 79% increase\n\nSamsung Q2 guidance 171 trillion vs Q1 revenue 134 trillion: 28% increase\n\nSK hynix Q4 2025 to Q1 2026 eps growth (21522 to 56670): 163% increase\n\nSK hynix Q1 2026 to Q2 2026 projected eps growth (56670 to 71000): 25% increase |
| 🌮 too much |
| ¡España! |
| 🥭 out there sweating balls for sure LMAO |
| Messi lives in constant agony having to play on a team not composed entirely of Messi’s |
| New ATHs this week |
| Trump must be pissed off having to deliver the cup to Spain |
| Type the ticker symbol of the futures contract you want to know about into your trading app and find out for yourself. |
| Flat and boring |
| When can we see the futas? |
| There he is … the imperator |
| 🥭 headed for trophy presentation |
| Lmao Pedro Sánchez is loving this |
| not a single clap for mango |
| Um too early to tell |
| holy fuck i saw more action from my wife in seggsss than Argentina and she is like half dead all the time just laying in bed LMAOOOOOO |
| he’s giving the trophy to spain |
| bullish |
| 🥭 on the field. |
| Best I can do is meal team 6.\n\nCalls on WEN CMG and KFC. |
| How are the futures fellas? Red, deep red or blood red |
| They got MU at Ross |
| how is Oil quite literally still free money |
| Time for the futes now after the game. |
| zzzz |
| https://preview.redd.it/r0dxqhqvi9eh1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5f666387627fcbe4814a89714d41629ba58d889 |
| Yeah until the ROI picture becomes scuffed. Who in their right mind would keep excessively spending if there is no good returns on the horizon? \n\nMSFT is getting bashed for valid reasons. They can adjust and scale back if the market fears are valid. |
| oh god...here comes two crooks on the pitch |
| 91 mark |
| Spain beat the script 😂 |
| When does he speak ? |
| most of WSB would still manage to pick the wrong direction even with insider info |
| Ded |
| Is the boxoffice sub crying about it (rhetorical question) |
| 🫡 don't worry, Google is bigger regard 💀 |
| Invade Spain and confiscate all their tapas. |
| If everyone has insider information then nobody has insider information |
| Nazis plundered alot of gold. |
| Omg. My wife had a life before me as an autonomous adult??\n\nNo, she should be a sheltered virgin who goes from living with mommy and daddy to living with me, the only person she has ever really know.\n\n That sounds like a great recipe for an interesting person I want to spend every day with for the rest of my life. |
| There’s a shitload of rich Argentinians\n\nShitload of poor Argentinians, but still a shitload of rich Argentinians. Far smaller number of “I’m doing ok I guess” Argentinians. |
| found a SNDK share in Marshall's yesterday |
| Are you really sure?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3dgkv1cqi9eh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a977f8c60f4292f132bc542fc2094a147131bc9 |
| ☝️ |
| messi, prince of the MLS farmer's league |
| I’ll be buying spy calls for 07/29 based on my dream last night that 3 dollar options each turned into 800 when spy skyrocketed up 40 dollars in 2 mins |
| Their founding fathers stole a lot of gold from certain people during the 30s and 40s |
| Probably putting her little banner in the bin |
| Loans with 0% interest iykwim |
| Could you imagine having to sift through truth social api feeds all day, and pay for it? |
| Hmmm flat futes, what does it mean |
| Thank you, me regard |
| GOOG |
| Famous last mods |
| Lmao being a goal keeper for Spain is the easiest job in the world, dudes just been chilling the entire match |
| Second mortgage clears Friday what should I 0dte it on |
| Mutton on the Spanish dinner table. |
| Brent futures crossed the 90 mark |
| https://preview.redd.it/0pzp56lji9eh1.jpeg?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fc78f8188ecc0aaf68a0140813a3a31b93f3eec\n\n |
| Bill Kospi will determine our future |
| https://youtube.com/shorts/xVWNZOG26q0 |
| Those SaaS companies are sniffing that AI like it was coke. |
| I'll throw in 20 |
| How the hell are all those Argentinians able to afford a 10k ticket? |
| Messi is a fat cuck |
| Its a generational dip cause i bought the first dip then there were 3 more fucking generations of dip being born from the first one. |
| isn’t the Odyssey supposed to be THE masculine story? Why would they be upset it did well? |
| SOXL scares me but also intrigues me |
| Insane volatility is sure to present itself on Sandisk and Micron, everyones hopes and prayers seems to be on it. Creates some great day trade setups. I wouldnt carry anything overnight right now. Pure gamble on whether youll wake up green. |
| Sold. I put my wife as collateral and bought |
| ??? No one thought they would 10x their earnings every year, they have always guided lower than that and every memory company has continued raising guidance on every quarter what the hell are you talking about? |
| Korea fresh from their long weekend going to pamp us to new ath |
| LOL WHY DOESNT WALLSTREEBETS BUY 100K INSIDER FEE, WE COULD BE TRILLONAIRES. OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING AT PLAY... \n\nINCOMING #WSB STOCK |
| Hope you all bought the generational dip these last few days. |
| Investing.com |
| Spain isnt England. Egypt played better than Argentina. It really should have been egypt vs spain. People were watching hard making sure the ref wasnt siding with Argentina this time |
| Nasdaq futures down 0.21%. Prepare drill team 6\n\nEdit - bulls in shambles that’s why I’m getting downvoted |
| messi still the 🐐 |
| Doing a wellness check on an Argentinian acquaintance. Waiting for her reply. |
| Me too. But it still feels wrong. |
| Cope |
| SNDK and SK Hynix earnings are gonna either bring me back to green or send me to hell |
| Dude. No one’s ever put that thought in my head. |
| To be clear, this was a reliable gamble before the world cup |
| Argentina is blue so either way red. Damn. |
| Tbh that was kinda a boring wc final smh |
| Calm down bro |
| 15 year old boy mentality |
| Didnt realize the connection to fries-in-the-bag was because they are *holding* the bag, thus bag holding quite literally. Nice |
| I was wrong |
| So you guys just like watching balls get kicked around. lol okay |
| Boat. |
| can i bet on taco to mention the stock market |
| https://preview.redd.it/rr05680yh9eh1.png?width=1365&format=png&auto=webp&s=18f0f77e4417c3b10888c1dc92d4795374ecfba9\n\n |
| I... wow.\n\nAlso, < yoink > |
| Stasticly true. |
| They went from 278% QoQ eps growth to guiding 41% QoQ eps growth for Q4 2026 so yeah it's not a good look. Sell trigger and a half |
| 🥰 |
| Puts on Argentina |
| Futes were red for what 5 minutes? |
| Hoping my ONDS Aug 21 9.50c print |
| I can't pass up a nearly 50% off sale 😉 |
| Just a heads up, you shared your YouTube profile with that link, you can avoid that by deleting the question mark and everything after |
| I'd rather make trades and get rich while staying anonymous. |
| Thank you, that was good. |
| Good for her. I have creampied different women (on different separate occasions) |
| Grow up. |
| 🥰: If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best 💅\n\n: Geez I had enough of this shit at this point |
| Seems like futes holding out taco hope |
| Lol argentina get owned 🤣 |
| Futes will dump as soon as Bill KOSPI opens up, as is tradition |
| It's actually worse. I watched the 2h game and MISSED the only goal while visiting the bathroom 😂 |
| Where our boy axios at |
| This movie mulan literally has a musical about how you need to be a man to able to work lmao. |
| ty |
| If you were FOMO’ing into SNDK at $2200, you should love it at $1300 |
| If you had a time machine, you would go back to make trades instead of just winning the lottery. |
| Gotta blast! |
| yep, you're crazy |
| I'm gonna sit on my hands and tell myself I'm either a genius or the market is wrong based on direction of my positions. |
| I SHOULDVE BOUGHT THE DIP EVEN MOOOOREEEE |
| Meanwhile Spain could have played 90 without a goalie for the same end result |
| You’re forgetting the famous tapas dish Pimientos de Padrón, they’re green as fuck. |
| Lmao trend is down, good bye |
| Solidarity with the rest of the world then?\n\nThanks donnie |
| Your wife has most likely been creampied by different men (on different separate occasions) |
| Spy green lmfao bers |
| These RDDT ads are getting out of control 😤\n\nCalls? |
| Only Muricans base the quality of a game on how often points are made |
| lol. Futes going green. God bless America. |
| stop bragging bru |
| The scalping on sandisk was actually insane profits for like 2 months. The market got choppy starting like 3 weeks ago, I miss it |
| To respect Spains win red candles should be banned until the next World Cup |
| Dram cause trumps Gonna pump the market during World Cup speech |
| I’m gonna lose a lot of money with oil being this up |
| Imagine not living in America lol \n\nI’d rather kill myself |
| Nah throw m in the trash compactor |
| Smol pp energy in this one |
| I'll tell you what: there's few things more fun than owning a heavy wattage marshall amp and a decent guitar |
| Can't believe the winning goal ricochet and crushed his skull like that. |
| LeBron should have brought his talents to Bueno Aires. |
| yea but you won't last long as a "new bear" in this market. You need to be an experienced bear. |
| Well, depends on what he's willing to give to Iran, has to be more than last time since even more trust was lost. |
| Gotta give Argentinas goalie props he played the game of his life. But it was just a matter of time |
| It’s confirmed then. Your gay. Download grindr. |
| Tomorrow’s move is to wipe after market poops. |
| 🌽 showing that bullish news which has just been released to insiders should come out in few hours to rest of us plebs. |
| I swear this chat always has the tism with futes just to get ass blasted at market open |
| Just the fact that you are so heavily reliant on a couple of SaaS companies keeping your precious sector afloat says enough. |
| The only thing faker than 6pm futures is hyperliquid weekend trading |
| Odyssey setting box office records, Tate brothers arrested, Joe Rogan dead. Tough weekend for the Manophere |
| Phat bullies get thwacked. Cry me a river. Also prep a script for a Hollywood movie called Phat Phuck Down or some shit |
| Calls on CRY |
| Time to cook up fresh bear meat after recent hunt, anybody want some bear burgers. |
| Just avg down |
| I’ve seen enough, bears fucked |
| https://preview.redd.it/53zljg1hh9eh1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=223a7d52ef18139ba681bdfc2069306e25316bdb |
| MMs will just roll around on the ground and get it reversed, part of the game |
| LMFAOO FUTES GREEN |
| https://preview.redd.it/ksw9hdifh9eh1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e860df760dc311a18492f1771f9ecf3ab2a90f6c |
| Bought MU at 1100 and SNDK at 2250 ama |
| Genuinely haven’t seen this much buying at the top before |
| Those are big numbers for Europoors. |
| Slowing from 1100% growth to 50% growth, oh the humanity |
| 10 bags of sweet chilli heat |
| Grass is green = stocks are green\n\nVs.\n\nSpain is red = stocks are red.\n\nWhich sentiment wins in your opinion? |
| We seem to be nearing 🥭’s threshold for pain which is $4 a gallon gas prices. Probably going to be on our way to peace talks soon?? |
| Holy shrek meat |
| Only -0.1% down? Lmfaooooo that’s all you got Bers????? |
| Argentina lost, still no GTA6 trailer, Shakira still didn't show her tits, WTF. Tomorrow better be a +5% day. |
| VIVA ESPAÑA \n\nVAMOS OSTIAAAAAA\n\nLETSSSS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO |
| Won't someone please stop this guy? At least for the children? |
| https://preview.redd.it/a61cd0r8h9eh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=748101da2ca94232c74d3ded6824b042d764bf7e |
| how are we flat after all this |
| Imagine watching 2 hours of a game just for one team to score once. Lmao |
| 117th minute until Argentina made a shot at goal LMAOOOOOOOOO |
| I bought SK Hynix on margin last week, still owe my brokerage money. I have some margin buying power left, I’m going to double down tomorrow with more buy orders. All in on SK Hynix, Sandisk, and Micron 🥂 cheers m8 |
| Sometimes he did cook |
| MOOOO000!!! |
| Fun game to play lol |
| What will sandisk do tomorrow? What will sandisk do? |
| Yeah it'll probably go up or stabilize by then, but going up 10% is a lot less exciting after falling 40-50% |
| Oil gap up, second Monday in a row, without giving back much in between...\n\nYep time to pack it up for now, if any hyperscaler fck up their earning shit goes back to 700 fast |
| Deep red again, let’s gooooooo! |
| Corn shrek dick futes small red pp, which one is the true indicator |
| The war is completely back on and we have less reserves why is Oil only up 3% lmfao |
| Gave up about $800 in a 2 day trade after buying at 917 and riding it up then bailed still up about $150 and saved a paper loss of hundreds. \n\nI’m watching for that entry point. |
| In the dumbest war in American history it's hard to come to any other conclusions |
| Thank God world cup is over so I can stop losing money |
| Piece of shit you are. |
| Hope it’s the largest greenest shrek cock anyone’s ever seen |
| It was fun TV, see during the Olympics, or maybe 🥭 's funeral |
| 0dte on mu |
| Good thing the US doesn’t trade with Spain anymore lmfaooooo |
| Yeah the world is fair again now |
| That game was haramball torture and the losers who spent 50 grand for seats to watch deserved having to sit through it, sweating in absolutely retardedly hot weather |
| Hahahahaha |
| I think today proves that 🏴 threw their semifinal match\n\nIt was 1-0 when the coach subbed in defenders\n\nThat team’s trash without bribery 💯 |
| Bro tech is down 0.1% lmfao and y'all are bearish, must be a ton of Puts to fry come monday 🤣 |
| Ishowspeed World Cup performance was the top |
| But he had those pudding pops! Yum yum yum |
| https://preview.redd.it/mtb1u5exg9eh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e2ef1122bd7e24ff8a1185d34c7a1b3c5be310c |
| It's so over |
| I wouldn’t mind a Green Day even if it’s dead cat bounce |
| Zoom out dipshit. |
| Cus you have puts |
| Zoom out 6 months, hell 1 year |
| O no I understand. I get the strategy with defense and offense and how they are setting up yada yada… but I still stand with how I feel. Don’t care about what strategy is doing what it’s effin boring and lame |
| Bers love when American soldiers die huh |
| https://preview.redd.it/xw5uzm3vg9eh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=743e482605de458b9f06051bc5f753206aaabaa2 |
| Show more Spanish baddies |
| Average top 1% commenter + no flair combo comment |
| Wow |
| Lmaoo |
| If we could have a huge dump while im almost all cash, that’d be great. |
| Futes red, MSFT green? Right? |
| sure that works fine on a few days as well |
| Not saying the end of July, but am saying $1200 by end of October 2026. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0kakt8org9eh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db2b765c7f3e8b8b3fe4e9339cb12d983fab20e4 |
| If Argentina can play that good against England, they should be able to play against Spain and win. |
| Good to see Lionel Messi won't be going to the World Cup again. I've had enough of these dynasties a la Tom Brady, Patrick Mahomes, etc. Let someone new win. |
| 7488 |
| He said a lot of stuff that were true, but unfortunately he’s a dumbfuck for doing dumb shit smh |
| Why is it not going down |
| Forget swing trading, I’m scalping same day |
| Futes will be -2% in a few hours. We might even get a few more dead soldiers by then \n\nEdit' Stand by what I say. Dumbass in chief needs to end this stupid war |
| Think it'd work for women, too. |
| He doesnt want to look too excited since he grew up looking up to messi |
| Need a 10 bagger tomorrow boys. Please advise me |
| Bear trap |
| England va Spain would have been better euro cup was great |
| Man I remember watching the kospi show as a kid. Bill was always a little creepy |
| paredes is despicable |
| I would lick Shakiras booty hole clean under strict instruction from Gabby Logan |
| I wonder if Khalshi has a betting line on what 🥭 will say during trophy celebration. \n\nCalls on embarrassing the nation. |
| “The diversion” |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| i don't really like andrew tate, and I think him facing life in the UK is kinda funny. It always nice to see karma come around and dethrone someone. \n\nbut i remember hearing him say "the cure for depression in men, for 99% of cases, is 10 million USD" \n\nIve always thought there was a lot of truth to that statement |
| Just open up. |
| Refugees is an interesting word choice for soldiers using the ratline. |
| Spain is red bro |
| Nah they just didnt know how to play around Spain |
| Sheeeeiittttt my oil earnings erased all my losses last week…… |
| Please V tomorrow |
| Dude has a gf already, it’s all downhill from here |
| Wtf? Futes should be green! Spain won!! |
| Oil spiking |
| here goes corn with it's psychopathic moves |
| The Final match was rigged. Argentina didn’t even try to run for the ball. |
| LFG SNDK |
| Lol Spain 20+ shots on goal and Vergentina like no more than 2. how tf did they even make it to the final? even Egypt would of given a better fight |
| where is this from? |
| VEEVALESPAÑA LMAO |
| 🚫 |
| 2 more hours till I lose another 10 large |
| Probably sleeping |
| Lamine Yamal so young winning the world cup, he won't realize how much it means till he's older lol he's just going through a wild ride |
| I’m being perceived as gay by my gf |
| what’s es1! at lol mine is 10 mins delayed |
| Open the markets I need to gamble more |
| You should join ESPN |
| only ber play soccer bru |
| Futes would argue otherwise |
| Thank God that's over. Won't have to place bets on games I know nothing about. Kinda similar to my market strategies honestly. |
| Flat open = green Monday boys. Calls it is! |
| Assuming you mean it won't be like April to May but others do then yes |
| I envy you, I love to fart, such a great feeling |
| \-1.2 anytime now. Straight BS |
| I continue to overestimate what average intelligence means |
| cool, can we go back to dropping bombs on sand fields? |
| anyway lets play will my Oil earnings cover my GOOGL losses by open |
| Because you dont understand the game. Its how they defend as well, the play, not only the goal. #tellmeyouareamericanwitouttellingmeyouareamerican |
| I have a medical condition where I fart uncontrollably |
| Almost worst stat line than Englands 2 completed passes in 19min \n\nPasses were from GK to CB btw |
| https://preview.redd.it/0dpd62b7g9eh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e15d8bfc348b348949b06a22400302b4a121cc4 |
| Where’s karma when u need it to smite the berorists |
| I don't keep up with sports or whatever but I did bet Argentina would win so I'll check how much I won later. |
| Has camera showed 🥭 at the game yet? |
| Almost Heaven, West Virginia |
| just the same ol shit as every other day |
| No immediate shrek on futes? Black Monday confirmed, 08 gonna look like a blip compared to tomorrow |
| Drake curse on Argentina you cant make this up |
| Futes 🤡 |
| Argentina's inflation rate -> 33.5% \n\nTheir ball possession ratio today : 35%\n\n\nWere they trying to send a message bros? 🤔 |
| Football mission completed. Now it’s up to kospi. |
| yeah they definitely are. couple posters were saying they panic sold and want to see MU/SNDK go to $0 now that they don’t have anything invested |
| Stay up all night to miss the first 15 min of the market |
| are\* |
| Markets will be fucked again this week |
| I could have scored against Spain, but maybe it's cause I'm\n\nBUILT. DIFFERENT.\n\n🦵⚽️➡️🥅 |
| That World Cup was booty |
| Futes drilling like crazy. Gg bols (I'm a bol) |
| DRILL TEAM 6 REPORTING FOR DUTY 🫡 |
| Isn't kospi opening to a gap down? |
| Hah, ISRG🪦ER already happened for me, too slow |
| Market don't care about Iran or if you're straight |
| Scotty B sending 🥭 the “I’m tired boss.” |
| Wait for a bounce tomorrow then 100x short Nasdaq |
| Hmm I could of swore it was NUCOR going to the ceiling yes that high SanDisk pfffftt |
| Iran and America speed running hurting innocent people. Not sure this is good for markets. Good thing im 30% cash. |
| Full port? |
| Open the fucking SPX options you crazy bastards!!! |
| Will 🥭 Hand over the trophy to Spain himself? |
| bullish |
| Dino juice futures are pumping |
| I hope you all lose everything this week |
| i wasnt watching, can anyone send a pic |
| I'm right there with ya! All in on SKHY and NVDA. Just wait till all the poors come crying. Well I for one am not loaning them my any of my lambos.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jmb47iuof9eh1.jpeg?width=843&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f426f4cd5a453aebcef88c69b84712f3294239c9\n\n |
| argentina lost. literally everything 🥭 touches turns to 💩 |
| Oil jizzing all over the place! |
| Their color is red and they kill bulls. It’s like a metaphor for the markets tomorrow. |
| He's typical Cramer for sports betting lol, Argentina got smoked barely was trying. |
| You need to tell us which year as well, now we still don't know anything. |
| 15 pips bro we clearing that in 1 minute |
| you can swing trade this stocks so nicely you dont need to hold them. |
| I bet all the new bears were once bols who got a port wipeout this past month now they want everyone else to have the same. It doesn’t work like that retard ATH by eow. |
| How anyone can actually watch these dudes run back and fourth with nothing ever happening will always surprise me |
| Treat yo'self |
| Spain won, futures should be green |
| # Bill KOSPI waiting to wipe Bol's memory |
| And just like the markets , the rigging didn’t matter in the end |
| My fellow questrade enjoyer \n\nI look forward to whatever future loss or gain you post |
| We also forgot about the Diddler!!! :0 |
| Now Spain can go back to torturing and killing bulls with spears |
| If only meme-making skills were of any practical value |
| argentina 0 shots on goal |
| Big green on futes lfg |
| Let’s take this nice and easy.\n\nTo trap as many bers as possible. |
| Red Bull |
| From your mouth to gods hands, cause I’m getting DP’ed |
| investing. cum |
| https://preview.redd.it/yxd0y6mjf9eh1.png?width=637&format=png&auto=webp&s=fef7aacec6a265471c2699c84075651ba8266616\n\n |
| Uk announces it will cede the Falklands to Spain as world cup prize; per Axios |
| # Drake’s curse remains undefeated 🦉 |
| It's my birthday. thank you for your attention to this matter |
| Down 15 is better than you thought? |
| This game shows you just how good Cape Verde was bruh. |
| Can’t wait for KOSPI to dump this market! |
| Futes red for La Roja |
| Spain is Bears. |
| I mean the only way you're happy Spain won is if you're Spanish or gay |
| SIESTA ENJOYERS !!! |
| Well done Spain 👊 |
| 8 minutes later… not flat |
| Geygentina |
| Argentina should be pissed at trump and bibi |
| You even forgot about Palestine |
| I just started watching reality TV, and in true degen fashion, I can’t stop |
| israel of south america in shambles. you love to see it. all the cheating in the world, removing legit goals and still lost. |
| https://preview.redd.it/32vwnruef9eh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eef80e675cd4d1272c586da2fa80c861281c6efa |
| Me |
| Type in the ticker symbol of the futures contract you want to look at into your broker’s app or web based trading platform… |
| 🤦♂️ |
| Messi lost. “The king is dead” 💀 |
| Have you seen their stock market? |
| I think Argentina had to play defensive because they were totally outmatched |
| no clots bleeding out |
| # Spain Wins - So Bull 🐂 or Red 🟥 ???? |
| After last time I swore I’d never go bear again but if we’re still flat at 9:30 tomorrow leveraging my future on poots |
| Flat futures means gap up day tomorrow. Week will be super green when earrings come in hot. |
| Who is the Spanish baddie they showed a few times in the stands? |
| Warbulls are back, see you at the top |
| You've clearly never fucked a Spanish woman. I'd highly recommend it |
| Spain is 2 weeks away from nukes…😂 |
| Guys, we all know tomorrow what will happen....\n\n\n"Bears really thought?" |
| Spain should get a peace prize and we should make semi’s moon again |
| Bear: "Points at SPY" You're NEXT! 😡 |
| I don't even know |
| yooooooooooo that replay showing those Argentina losers acting nasty, fucking sore losers man, acting like they got robbed when it took them over 100 minutes to have 1 attempt on goal |
| this whole thread is gold lmaooo |
| Probably correct |
| Messi will be wiping away the tears with inter Miami cash. Now time for us to lose money. Futes open. |
| israel has lost. puts on america |
| where yal seeing futes live, seeing conflict red green comments |
| OIL up to $84...\n\nWill be $200 in a few more weeks of this unless another TACO soon. |
| Lmao |
| Holy shit! There must have been a LOT of dumbfucks who bought at the top\n\nNever seen so many bagholder posts on Reddit for any other company |
| Only people that like Elon are mods. Because they are gay for him. |
| Confirmed by CNN and Fox news. |
| Hitler dead |
| IDK what youre complaining about. We've successfully implemented peace at least 20 times by now. |
| Wow futes way better than I thought lfg |
| Doesn’t that mean people should love you more? |
| Far from true. You need to go outside and meet people lol. |
| You can't spell tomorrow without Toro, which is Spanish for bull. Bulls win tomorrow. |
| I mean I don’t see any numbers, but the meme is immaculate. Guess I’m a buy guy! |
| Wait Mango was rooting for Argentina! Another curse victim! |
| Fine, I admit it, I need glasses 🤓 |
| Yep 😂 |
| Anyone buying that 100k api subscription? |
| Futes are .. flat??? |
| I hear they were shouting Boo-Urns at 🥭 today. |
| those cnbc clowns 🤡 pumping this "hard" on ipo day. don't those clowns feel ashamed or guilty? i can't find 1 good reason to buy this ! |
| glad i didnt hold puts.... so much for a major selloff |
| They might have lost, but their singer won my heart😍 |
| 0.1-2% nasdaq futes down and yall pretending its 10-20% |
| I don't get why everyone hates Argentina It's orange man bad type levels in the soccer sub. |
| Notice how everyone talks about Iran now and no longer the Epstein files. This diversion is working perfectly as planned!! |
| Jesus fuck Spain annialiated Argentina holy fuck |
| When Barcelona and Real Madrid IPO? |
| Same guy calling for ETH 10k last year? |
| for future calls |
| Bro nobody wanna silence you. You can keep yapping, just hold these bags and put the fries in |
| Who gives af, Uncle Sam can turn them into glass 😂 not stressed at all |
| Never do that shorting musk shitcos. Always take profit. |
| Alright Iran. Can we all move forward with the peace agreement now? |
| Spain is 2 weeks away from nukes 😂 |
| Sangria for everyone |
| Idk its not going up that much |
| https://preview.redd.it/yta8ydz1f9eh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff13132ac5d28f5b3d3c2e8449dc800387f47057 |
| Because they win a lot |
| Black Monday let’s go |
| I have a feeling this is going to be a fun week for WSB. |
| People hate Argentina because we actually have pretty women |
| Nice post actually, appreciate the data. |
| The team in red won , despite the team with the green goalkeeper , doing everything to deny them including cheating , indication for the market action later ? |
| Unrelated looking for Argentinian girlfriend |
| Spain deserves this W |
| I was partial to Spain, but the real treasure is the salty Argentine tears. |
| Wait this is funny af Mango hates spain |
| So all in on $SOXL? |
| -.15% you fn kidding me Bers? Gonna need Trump to drop a Nuke at this point to see a real move down. |
| That was a sweet goal tho. Argentina had their chance right there to neutralize. |
| Oracle tom Lee says we’re having a 10%+ correction and you’re buying????? |
| Ok now back to our regular program |
| where do u see tech green? |
| Long Strathcona Resources, Athabasca Oil, Cenovus and Suncor. |
| Red because US didn’t win world cup |
| red |
| Ooooh that spanish baddie!!! |
| Finally, world cup done... time to the real sport: Market! |
| All that cheating & Ⓜ️essi doesn’t get the 🏆 or the golden 🥾, LMFAO |
| starting off red. nice. |
| # MASSIVE RED DONGS HITTING THE FUTES. BOLS FUCKED, GAPED AND LEFT FOR DEAD 🐂🥩 |
| The Argentina player is claiming the loss was due to antisemitism. |
| Ok vargentina loses thank god that means semi go brrrrr tomorrow |
| The prophecy is complete: Yamal has defeated Messi and has become the Futbol Champ |
| https://preview.redd.it/ao0taw7ue9eh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca9032969a5ee7ce9d6718f2a237167e0a4435fc\n\n \n🥭 12 days back…. |
| Spain win, bulls will win tomo |
| Imagine being an Argentinian ber right now LMAO ooooooof |
| Futures flatter then my imaginary GFs Ass and Tits. Unreal |
| Remember when that guy got beamed in the face lmao |
| Made 27k betting on spain |
| Does he know about sports betting? |
| Gae-rgentina |
| "US President Donald Trump has sent a message to the Gulf states stating that if a ceasefire is not reached this week, they must prepare for an escalation, per Israel Channel 13" \n\nnukes postponed for a week boys, load the calls |
| Plot twist: Messi was the greatest that ever played in Spain of all times. |
| Incoming 🥭 crashout |
| goddamn that girl was beautiful |
| Paid* |
| so flat lol see you guys later |
| Oil up = Gold down\n\nOil down = Gold down |
| reddit has so much ai derangement \n\ngonna feel really stupid in 12 months |
| Futes rallying on FIFA 🤌 |
| where u see tech green? |
| Those are fake bets my guy. He gets laid to trick young men to gamble. |
| -0,1%\n\nPANIC NOW.\nSELL EVERYTHING.\nWE GO TO ZERO\n |
| braindead soccer fans have invaded my gambling sub |
| One can only hope |
| Fuck oil is ripping god dammit fuck this war |
| Spain won = bols country = bol run confirmed |
| The stop loss is the option dying. |
| Losing money probably |
| LMAO 🥭 seething right now probably |
| Argentinaww |
| Google announces higher capex = too much spending = stock down. Lower capex = not generating enough revenue for growth = stock down |
| Messi, back to MLS ya scrub. 🤬 |
| IRAN vs USA to determine the winner of the war, and we can all move on |
| Markets don't care about Iran anymore |
| Futes red💀 |
| another good day to be long Exxon and Chevron 🤌 |
| The good guys won, Argentina sore losers. |
| Futes blood red |
| CONGRATULATIONS SPAIN!!! GREEN TOMORROW!! 💚 |
| Infantino fuming |
| Israel lost today |
| Congratulations Spain #VamosEspaña ❤️❤️❤️ |
| Spain has running of the bulls. Calls. |
| At least it wasn’t France. |
| The only people that won are FIFA laughing all the way to the bank |
| And has been well documented in many many studies the richer person gets the more convinced that they got it because they worked hard and did it all themselves and that everybody else is lazy and lesser to them |
| Soooo this week? Idk |
| Spain won = memory bullish af |
| Now the real match starts (bol vs ber) |
| Pessi: Don't start me without penalty |
| Haven't played well all tournament and have squeaked by in every game. Fans are racist assholes. And the players are racist assholes.\n\nEveryone still loves Messi though. |
| Bagholder detected 👜👜 |
| did you buy cyclical industries near ATH when their own earnings report guidance showed they're already slowing growth in Q4 2026? |
| Brace Yourself! Salt Bae is gonna show up |
| Man. They just don’t care about the escalating war |
| Someone wake Trump |
| Is still rigged |
| Vice la espana |
| Wait wait wait-I thought the 2026 trophy was promised to Argentina 3000 years ago? |
| Spains wins. Good triumphs over evil. The world is healing. Calls. |
| Always inverse Drake, bet 1.5M on Argentina to win. Lmao, drakes curse relic. |
| ARGENTINA BROS IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES |
| the crime lords lose! |
| That is a hell of a Shrek on oil. |
| Conceited, cheats, racist, supercilious... |
| Cry harder |
| Ok so Messi didn’t do shit |
| Damn Oil only up 3 percent expected more |
| Puts for tomorrow now we know the winner |
| I told you to bet to spain |
| Back to losing money |
| Maybe the goalie shouldn’t have held the ball back there for half the game? |
| Hahahahha |
| L M A O\n\nBYE ARGENTINA\n\nBYE MESSI\n\nGET FOKT |
| We did it boys. SPY 900 EOD |
| VIVA ESPANA! |
| OFFERING CONSOLATION SERVICES TO HOT LATINAS |
| Damn. Imagine the ratings if it was Iran vs Argentina for the trophy? |
| Flat as shi |
| SPAIN DEFEATED THE DARK LORD!!!! |
| Ok its not rigged |
| Futes flatter than England fans |
| Argentina loses and flat futes \n\n🐐 Sunday |
| Oil up 3% with Brent pushing past $90... Still very mild, but worse than indexes so far. |
| Back to Germany motherfuckers |
| https://preview.redd.it/8t1mqcvce9eh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=006b2e91252617b4974beb6d9ced596471c902bd |
| i dont have any puts and 70% S&P 30% individual names but damn, I don't believe this lmao. we are so lucky |
| Not opening -2%? Bols win |
| Argentina fans make the team pretty easy to hate on |
| ATTENTION: Are there any big booty Argentina ladies looking for emotional support ? 😔👍 |
| As much as I want us to rip tomorrow, oil is saying we are cooked |
| Can't wait until I can forget Argentina exists again |
| Tech futes green, good, back to the match |
| OIL BABY 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Bers actually thot lol |
| Spains goal keeper trying to be included lmao |
| Annnd goodbye bers |
| Let's go straight to penalty kicks. \nHashem vs Allah. |
| Does pissing lower BAC SEARCH |
| BERS LMAO |
| Mostly walking around. |
| bers about to get gaped |
| And the crowd goes mild |
| just casuals/npcs that saw argentina hate trending on social media and latched onto it |
| How far down do you scroll in this thread before refreshing |
| Blood flat. Uppies it is in to MSFT GOOG at least. |
| how the fuck did we open so flat |
| Who's this blue guy called Messy or Missy or something, what is he doing on the field? |
| Yes and? |
| Futes faker than this game |
| Wait why is Argentina so hated by soccer fans |
| Starting this Monday |
| I need them to crater so new management can not suck a fat one and usher in a legendary rip. |
| Fifa's new rule: \nGame continues until argentina scores.\n\nThey just announced this rule on their X account. |
| YO CREO MESSI YO CREO |
| ref trying hard to help argentina |
| I'd love to be 100% sure this is a joke. Sadly I can't be |
| I hope all of Argentina collapses, not just emotionally, but I mean craters into the earth's core. |
| Buy the dip 😏 |
| Look at that shrek! |
| Messi is a billionaire. He don’t give a fuuuuk. |
| I’m gonna guess that if Argentina wanted to win, they’d have tried more than one shot on goal. |
| Old world > new world |
| These fans acting like they could do it better |
| I lost $73k in a bitcoin hack in 2017 lol I never traded again |
| England vs France was it! |
| everyone on the argentina team is a fraud |
| Is Allah blocking these goals? |
| 🤣 |
| Oh man that’s a good one but my red heirloom carrots just matured so I think we’re fucked. |
| Poor Argentinian hotties 😔🥵 |
| Bulls and bears who can pray harder to the money god |
| as is tradition |
| Spain HODL |
| No one likes you. No one wants you here. |
| In the butthole. Gaped in the butthole if that needed said, to be clear. |
| Both countries go gey during a corner shot |
| 3 min til gap up, ul seeeee |
| Argentinians have started praying en masse |
| Futes red then green an hour after |
| its crazy that i cant tell if this is true or false |
| pls don't choke Spain |
| These baby blue mf'ers are ass |
| Does Messi not realize how much money is on the line |
| 3 minutes until bulls gaaaaaaped |
| Spain wins. Puts |
| Pessi trynna cheat. SMH |
| Ain't gonna lie - worst halftime show in history, Bieber, washed Shakira |
| additional meaning comes in 2 hours when we see if the bags we have were the right or wrong ones as well |
| Futes black as night |
| Even Messi playing dirty |
| Fuck it random penalty for Messi to make it less boring |
| ohhhh on what? |
| Holy futes 🤑 |
| FOX news just reported Spain is funding Hezbollah and the Houthis. |
| Bul attend their local QAnon chapter. They are trusting the plan 🙏 |
| España va a ganar 🇪🇸 |
| my life has meaning again in 5 minutes |
| Offside by an elbow. Yeah right get the fck outta here. Stupid VR |
| Im bullish on puts |
| Bro just move back in it’s awesome here |
| Theta gang will teach him |
| Messi the type of guy who insists on buying his boxer shorts exclusively at the **K-Mart** located at 400 Oak Street in Cincinnati. |
| PINS |
| put me on coach |
| Holy shit mango is gonna tariff and invade Spain |
| Another Shabot in the books fellas |
| This isn't r invest or stonks. |
| Spain is about to call the fire department |
| 5 minutes until I have to move back into my mom’s house. |
| 3-0 vamos españaaaa |
| offside gayest rule ever |
| You don't hit a guy in the balls mayne |
| oil gonna rocket up in five minutes |
| This guy knows. |
| Yes |
| Guy took it to the face harder than ber's mom |
| Kind of looks like the us u14 vs the women's team all game |
| Bruh got haymakered by that ball lmao |
| How negative will futures start? |
| Idc if Spain wins, I just want bears to lose. \n\nAlexa play bulls on parade |
| LMAOOOOO🤌 |
| So they running extra time until argentina can tie it up rihgt |
| Damn he cover his balls lol |
| Lol I was confused as fuck why you would say that and then my tv caught up to yours |
| There are worse ones too, honestly at least they try but yeah I don't get it. This thread purposefully tries to be dumb 🤣 |
| LMAO NICO WILLIAMS I COULDVE DONE BETTER |
| $EWP Spain ETF |
| Cheers cuz I’m down biggly my anus is wide open from Thursday/ Friday close |
| insane face blast |
| Dafuq was that |
| Investing is putting money into an ETF like VOO and leaving it there. Options is gambling. My advice, stay away from it. |
| ita(ASS) Insider Trading as a service subscription.... |
| I was being partly facetious when I initially said this, before you added context to your post. I hope you're okay right now and I'm not sure full porting might be the right way here. |
| What was that bruh lmao |
| Usman vs Colby RAF 12 |
| Messi has a weak chin.. there I said it |
| Red till market open 🍺 |
| CNN just reported that Spain is developing WMDs. |
| "wealthy" "wallstreetbets" LOL |
| The fuck is an "Argentina contract"? Do you just mean you made a sports bet? |
| Who is json |
| puts on Nico Williams |
| awww come on man! |
| Just u |
| Be bullish even if you see nothing but bears |
| Fuck Argentina the good guys won 🫡 |
| Spain 3-0!!!!!!!!! Conquistador-style |
| Bookies were right calling for Spain to win early on before France tricked us all. Impressive call. |
| My hot take is that after all this new cycle, WTI will open negative. Gas station will pay you to fill tank |
| Euro is in 2yrs 😂 |
| Too bad she can’t sing |
| I thought this messi guy was the GOAT? All I see is him setting up passes. LeBron would never look to pass in the finals. |
| 8 more min for Soccer to be irrelevant af again |
| WHO ELSE IS BULLISH AF???? |
| I hope so could use a nice 1% gap up into open, just because |
| valueinvesting is insane lmao, its not even funny how regarded they are |
| Filthy argentine rats back to your nest |
| My move? Fetal position |
| Argentina officially a bear now. |
| Ay I counted 3 goals |
| Who is the blue/white team? Did they ever touch a ball before? |
| A wedding? In this economy? |
| Green |
| Trump should announce an invasion on Iran during the trophy ceremony |
| BB currently in negotiations with FIFA. |
| Idk the place near me does a good job |
| Guys in approx 9 min our anuses will be red or green |
| Lmaoooooooooo\n\nLame. |
| lol this wasn't an offside lmao, ai puts |
| So this is what SPY looks like behind the scenes. Rigged af |
| Calls on Hood |
| Semi Buls nervous. Puckered. Shaking. 🫨 |
| argentina without messi is cooked bru |
| Doesnt reddit have an AI algo that does that? |
| Casino never closes. |
| Thank u mijo |
| Do not buy!!! This is the beginning of the 10+% correction tom Lee has been preaching!!! |
| Most wealthy people are in better shape |
| Ha-Ha! |
| Is if finally over? Thank fuck. |
| Not open for another 10 min |
| Yeah, I’m all for space exploration and it’s sometime when it’s feasible to send some handful of astronauts to Mars but it’s not gonna be soon and there’s not gonna be a self sustaining civilization and a while ever but certainly not in the next 50 years or even 150\n\nThe chances are just too difficult to do it\n\nMy point about the economics of it is if we’re assuming that the Earth is falling apart and becoming unlivable like who’s gonna be paying money to support a colony that will not be able to be self-sufficient for hundreds of years if ever\n\nLike the investors who are doing things that are bad for our planet now are able to make plenty of money the amount of money they’re gonna have to spend to try and make Mars usable is probably more than the GDP of the world for a decade or more and there’s no benefit unless you just assume that people are gonna live there but they’re not gonna have everything they need. They’re gonna need a functional earth.\n\nThe only way we get things to get better on earth is to make it profitable for corporations and the wealthy to want to do so\n\nAnd that’s a much easier sell than getting them to want to make Mars happen\n\nThere’s also the issue that very few people talk about of living on Mars, which is it is not clear that a human embryo can develop in 60% gravity and much higher radiation and develop into a healthy person like their bones are gonna be weak their heart’s gonna be weak their brain may just not develop right without the same amount of pressure\n\nSo I think it remains to be seen if Mars is ever going to be a realistic option for a long-term future I personally think it’s unlikely that babies are going to develop correctly in that environment\n\nAnd if we assume that the Earth still exist, it would be super unethical to have children on Mars because for sure they could never return to earth their body simply couldn’t support it\n\nSo you’re being insanely unethical to even try and have a child on Mars and you’re doing them from ever returning to a like normal planet where they can go outside\n\nAnd there is no feasible way to terraform Mars, even if you could without a magnetic sphere all the atmosphere would just blow away again |
| I did not mean you specifically, more like the market in the near term. |
| Well, at least i won on the DDP vs Usman fight I guess lol |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/BhA8jlg3PJ\n\nOutcome was obvious the minute this guy went all in 😝 |
| 😂😂 |
| The chicken breading gets soggy with the sauce 🙁 |
| idc if spain wins, im just happy fernandez lost |
| futes gonna open the same exact time the game ends LET'S GOOOOOO! |
| Praying my positions return to green |
| $SPY |
| by rapist |
| Anyway another 4 yrs before anyway talks about this sport |
| How embarrassing for Argentina to play 2hrs of soccer and not shoot the ball once on net…. |
| Guess tmrws mkt has just been decided bc Spain = running of the bols |
| Semis are back puts and calls |
| “This is where Argentina really shines, they love to be down and under pressure.”\n\n\- Announcers, probably |
| "Reddit has a paid team called Anti-Evil Operations (part of the "Trust" & "Safety" team) which goes around permanently banning accounts for saying bad words."\n\nGuess what word I used? Starts with a "I" |
| Full port nut shot to the dome! |
| If this game was exciting for you you must be boring af |
| argentina going down like their currency LMAO |
| That’s why I watch it on Peacock. |
| Red like Spain jersey |
| Where is Topo Gigio when you need him |
| Oops accidentally destroyed trade with the EU |
| Time for puts |
| The other stock subs are still dumber than this thread, that's just sad |
| Jealous |
| one of the worst WC finals and most boring game of the tournament but ok |
| How are futes lookin |
| Yes |
| When everything stops working and their business goes under they might figure it out but that's just being optimistic. |
| Finally got past that goalie with the shitty hair cut |
| did Dr. Orange made a deal with Iran? what's the market going to be like tomorrow? |
| What’s a ticker from Spain? |
| spain is my city |
| As long it opens +2% I'm coo |
| Gotta admit. That shit was pretty exciting. |
| What a great assist |
| because you're fat |
| Head kick via take down |
| How much leverage they buying into DRAM with? |
| Says the fat fucks in the only relevant country in the world |
| Bullets are money |
| I went to go shave during the hydration break. What did I miss? |
| The real MVP |
| No only to gay ass retards like this sub |
| Stupid American |
| Spain is like options theta |
| Am I the only person who finds these commentators annoying |
| 🤣 |
| Who watches the World Cup\n\nI’m gonna be watching Futes instead |
| HOOD calls |
| Yeah , next game also |
| 🥭25% increased tariff on spain |
| The arc of the moral universe is long. But it bends against VARgentina ⚽🥅💣 |
| Watch the Spanish men boinking Argentinian men 😏 |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Do not park the bus. Just drive it through |
| Argentina that falls behind is the scariest Argentina |
| Finally saw what Spain's goalkeeper looks like |
| Was, now it’s shit (as are language models) |
| Spain has given up one goal all tournament |
| Does Messi have a tramp stamp with the the Star of David? |
| Should be sudden death. Why tf are they still playing? |
| Is Argentina / Spain really about Isrl / plstine? 🤔 |
| Messi exposed \n\nPuts on Messi |
| I don't blame the goalie . One man can only carry this much. What a dogshit offense by argentina |
| Is Argentina still down a man in overtime? |
| My old man bought SNDK at $40 lmao |
| YES CALLS REGARDLESS BC OF SHAKIRA!!!! LFG BULLS |
| Spain deserves the win. |
| Hasta la vista |
| Full port Argentina |
| “The U.S. is planning for a wider war,” said one U.S. official familiar with internal administration discussions, \n\nBut the official cautioned that the expansion of U.S. operations will be limited by dwindling stockpiles of air defense and long-range munitions and constraints on the ability to surge more troops and aircraft into the area because of battle damage.\n\nNACHO |
| Puts on the Islamic Republic of Argentina |
| As much as I suck Argentina dick on the DL, this game was so embarassing. |
| Argentina boobs. Spain misses x8. Shakira. Spain misses x7. Spain makes it but they call foul. Spain makes it. |
| In honor of whichever team wins i will google Spanish men boinking Argentinian women and yurk it to that |
| FUCKING GET IN \n\nSPAIN SAVING FOOTBALL |
| Calls |
| SPAIN WINS CALLSS |
| 🥭 about to deliver the world cup to spain after talking all that shit about spain. LMAO fooking hilarious |
| argentina losing will be pure schadenfreude. so delicious |
| Lmao owned |
| LMAO |
| \*Bear next? |
| Bers |
| https://preview.redd.it/j0m4nq9up6eh1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79eaf80937d7cfa5c2496d8794a327936301c6a6 |
| Holy shit open this up right the fuck now |
| Calls it is |
| Get rekt regard |
| Messi can pass that trophy to the baby he cleaned decades ago - movie writes itself 🎥🎞️ |
| if they come back from this i will just move on with my life because i don't get a shit about soccer |
| Puts on RDDT. World Cup thread just died, lol |
| My parlay 😭 |
| Hell YES!!!! SPAIN FOR THE WIN BABY!!!! |
| Stay poor |
| For the first time in a year it feels good to hold AMZN, watching everyone else lose for a change while you hold steady |
| It’s finally over… thank fuck |
| finally they score, how is Infantino gonna save argentina now? |
| PESSI LMFAO |
| LockLimitUp!🚀🚀🚀 |
| Finally bro |
| did you know if you buy $MU for about $6 per share back in 2012...you will be rich-rich |
| vamooooos |
| thats what they'll say behind the wendy's too |
| Messi or yamal needs to do a iniesta from 2010 or gotze from 2014 |
| Rigged for Spain |
| !banbet SPY 680 60d |
| Fuck VARgentina. |
| F yeah Spain 🇪🇸💪 |
| BYE ARGENTINA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| I hear screaming from the apartment building across from me. What just happened. |
| Ok |
| Based. |
| Mango about to cancel the goal |
| Gold is money. Everything else is credit. |
| which one is BTS |
| Vamos Spain |
| Arrogance doesn’t win! |
| Is Argentina going to dedicate the trophy to their country's founder, Adolph H? |
| Spain every other person besides geys and Israel support Argentina |
| Thought this was the World Cup thread for a sec |
| Game over. |
| GOAL!!! |
| Which is the better oil bet XOM USO or BNO sept calls? |
| You're right. No way it rebounds |
| gg |
| I got banned in state sub because I called the mods gay |
| Spain should just take their goalie out. He's literally done nothing. |
| Yes |
| Goal 🥅 |
| Time to tune into the World Cup 🙂↔️ |
| They’re invisibly knocking the Argentina players down |
| Most that I know are cheering for Spain except the Argentinians |
| As fake as coronavirus |
| 💀 |
| I wouldn't be surprised if we opened +0.80% , climb to +2%, and close >!\-20% !< |
| 2 more weeks bro |
| What a trash sport. |
| I got $3 on Argentina so Spain victory confirmed |
| Says the fat fucks in the melting pot |
| Look at this dude trying to apply logic to the casino. Let me flip a credit card: numbers up = google prints, numbers down, it dumps.\n\nIT PRINTS! |
| Which half? |
| My boy lost $5 on this WC match and is losing his shit, we are not the same |
| I want the red guys to win but only if the green markets show up tomorrow |
| I’m trying to like soccer, but this has been over an hour and a half of edging 😒👎 |
| Let's not lose focus on the fact that the ghey bears are winning. 😔 |
| It doesn’t matter whether the market is up or down this week. \n\nI will lose money either way. 😎 |
| Enough already, give the trophy to Argentina and go home. |
| Bro shut up about soccer. Tell me when my stocksnprint |
| That would be so good for me |
| Just give it to Messi, why are they making things so difficult\n\nBOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! |
| For which side? Lol |
| They called a foul on Spain for glancing Messi’s foot |
| what happened to hantavirus |
| Are the South Americans cheering for Argentina or Spain? |
| 20 minutes until futures gap down, 15 hours until face ripper rally |
| Spain barely stepped on the Argentina toe unintentionally and they called that a foul. RIGGED |
| Why spain players fall every 30 sek? 😂😂😂 |
| Weekend dow pumping |
| Messi is gey |
| Korean fried chicken is actually so good tho ngl\n\nSoy garlic I need you in my life |
| argentina doesn't deserve to win this ffs |
| Who is crying when futes are open? 🤣 |
| Yall regards ready to lose half your ports again this week? |
| who cares about investments, we worrying about 10$ parlays here |
| I’m a Messi fan but yeah this def is fixed |
| The Iran war reminds of of the frog slowing boiling to death as the water gets hotter and does nothing to get out .. huh |
| well if you like to gamble, id bet big on Argentina now tbh. |
| Too soon |
| If I bet on Argentina but am holding memory than what am I? |
| go to sleep 🌈🐻 |
| Messi just said “Memory” we are so fucking back |
| Just give it to Argentina, they have nothing left after this game lmao. |
| WSBers losing money in the markets and the WC LMAO! |
| I don’t understand how that Spain goal got disallowed what in the fuck |
| KOSPI, Korean Fried Chicken, and K-Pop bands\n\nWelcome to 2026 where South Korea is now on our radar |
| Spains goalie hasn’t done much 😂 \nDown the other end all the time |
| I am not ready for futes open and penalty shootout at the same time |
| [Argentina fans playing froggers to get to the stadium lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/SoccerCentral/comments/1v0zzo5/argentina_fans_are_crossing_a_busy_highway_to_get/) |
| Tourist |
| completely fine for my goat messi |
| Cool bro |
| sorry for interupting the soccer talks, but nasdaq weeknd is now only down 0,13% green is coming! |
| How funny would it be if that Mickey mouse foul wins argentina the game |
| futes will be green just on the fact that we dont have to hear about soccer anymore |
| he gonna get a lot of cock in prison |
| except they are developing a different band frequency. obviously tech constantly improves and develops. im not putting all my eggs in one basket but im not going to miss out on a few shares for a discount |
| Done |
| 105 min + of fuckin soccer and Argentina has 0 fuckin shots on net. |
| FIFA rigged just like the markets |
| The Argentina team is whiter than the local KKK chapter in Alabama. |
| Lionel Pesci, what's a matter for you? |
| do u know that about 80% of revenue growth comes from price increase? Talking abt Micron case. I don’t think that’s rly sustainable, hyper scalers gonna eventually consider cheaper options (China). |
| SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich_But_I_Never_Sold |
| Yeah good question. Ai hardware isn't going anywhere. The only ones making money from ai.\n\nCybersecurity has done pretty well since april. Other than that i can't tell where the next hype will be. |
| The ref is visibly fairly kind to Argentinian players compared to Spanish players |
| Messi shit my pants |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Starting my lucrative investment in shake crank |
| I dont mind FIFA rigging it for Argentina |
| SKHY has turned my head 🇰🇷 |
| Balls roight to the face. Whack! |
| Man, Argentinians are such pussies |
| Because they both dominate and keep winning? (I haven’t watched a game of World Cup in weeks) |
| Europoors are irrelevant go to bed |
| Maybe get an amyloid plaque check? |
| Argentina goalie = Gigachad 😦🤌 |
| Time for axios drop tonight |
| Is he gonna shoot one of the teams? |
| If the twin towers were soccer players they’d have fallen over before the planes even touched them |
| Thank you, brothers. Inshallah spain wins this! |
| I’ve never watched something as boring as this final, I’m so angry @ myself for being 🫗 |
| Even negative spcx analysts try their best to appease Elon so he doesn't harass them. |
| spacex sure sucked. such shit |
| MU NVDA up, RKLB continues sell off to 40, where it will still be overvalued |
| In other news, Andrew tate was arrested again. |
| everyone waiting for Trump to do something |
| 6K ON CALLS 0DTE LETS GOO |
| I don’t care about World Cup. I just want futes to open 2% up so I can pay my rent |
| ronbinhood dump at 5pm like last week? |
| I yearn for the futes |
| FOR THE LOVE OF GOD OPEN THE FUTES SO THE YANKS STOP TALKING ABOUT "SOCCER" |
| JUST IN: In Celebration of the WC and his peace price Trump announces to cut rates by 2%! |
| I hate Spain so much that I will suck male Argentinian goalie dick after the game |
| There's still a chance just need to find a 10x YOLO or grind slowly back up. |
| Just give the ball to Messi and let him do everything. |
| It would be fucking funny if we reach penalty shootout and Messi miss another penalty to hand championship to spain |
| dis game got good. Spain gotta score here or they lose in shootout 100 |
| Regarding people selling off Micron & SanDisk: this is a company with humongous revenue growth, ginormous margins, and they've locked up customers into long-term contracts.\n\nThis is better than 99% of other companies out there. I know there's some short-term noise, but a lot of people are going to be scratching their heads on why you run away from a company that is balling out 🏌\n\nAnd the second question is: ok run away from MU & SNDK. Then where will you go? |
| Infantino rigged this match with the refs so 🥭 doesn't have to present the trophy to Spain. Spain was doomed from the start... |
| Literally bought the top on IRE but exited the IREN options perfectly at the high. I should have rotated to something else or diversified across memory and other AI plays. I was going to do that in December but it crashed too quickly. |
| Can I get a flare 🙇🏻♂️ |
| How many Korea take change lightbulb?\n\n>!None. Broker repossess home.!< |
| No foul. Play |
| I have the same amount of shots as this sorry ahh Argentina team |
| 95 |
| Still only seeing articles about SpaceX going so much higher soon, how its a good investment or simply circle jerking Elon tells me it will see the double digits soon. |
| Patiently waiting for futes to open so I can get an idea how fucked my calls are |
| Depends on macros I think but if that were neutral. They will all gain |
| 🏆 |
| Ah I don't have one. So it must have been your mom in a mask |
| Whatever happens Spain deserved to win this |
| I'm watching the oddsesey rn because its important to financially support Manlets including Transmanletz |
| Do they prepare a separate dance for the halftime extratime? |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/Soossaaaa (1W - 1L, 50%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SCO** ▲ | $35.62 → $37.40 | +5.0% | 2w | Lost | |
| In bizarro US that's rate cuts |
| Lmao. I know you are targeting just sk hynix and samsung. Let me school you here since you dont want to do any research. Yes, korea is important in the semi sector but they are NOT large enough to drive the overall U.S. market. Again, NOT enough to drive the US market. The US market is over $60 trillion in value while South Korea is roughly $2 trillion. When U.S. markets make big moves, it's usually because of U.S. economic data (inflation, jobs, GDP), Federal Reserve decisions, earnings from mega companies like Nvidia, Microsoft, Apple, Amazon, etc. If this explanation doesnt help you understand then you are in complete denial. |
| Messi rigged my calls |
| Get this dumbass soccer game over with so Indycar can air on Fox |
| This is the problem with soccer is results against the run of play |
| Thats where is oversold on RSI… almost always rebounds |
| Legit goal. Wtf is this circus |
| Spain has had plenty of chances to win this. |
| A few months ago, AAPL was at 266 before earnings. It dropped after earnings. It's over 300 now. All that Apple has done is raise prices on their shit. Why did that get priced-in?\n\nNah, dude. The market moves mostly on emotion. People feel safe dumping their money in Apple stock. That is why it goes up. With google it won't be the numbers that change the price, it will be people's emotional reaction to those numbers. Whenever you think it's all "priced-in", remember women are allowed to buy stocks too (and they are more intuitive in general, reddit pls no ban). |
| To your port? |
| I dont care how this ends, I'm packing some knee pads and flying to Argentina after the game |
| Yeah infantinos def sucking him dry rn |
| $450 |
| this is rigged af icl |
| Why don't they get ninjas to play? |
| Sell my August Apple calls once it runs to $340 |
| Anyone else let Claude desktop watch their porn for them agentically? |
| blood red |
| Soccer sucks. lol |
| # Lionel Pessi |
| I just don't want this to goto penalties. Their goalkeeper is so dam strong |
| What a geyass game for a geyass sport |
| trump's busy getting a blowjob from the FIFA president dude so he won't have time to taco before the trophy presentation |
| The winner is clear in public’s eye at this point why tf are they tiring Messi |
| How much❓ |
| Should be mad at your parents for not investing in the market! |
| I'm watching the oddeseey because I financially support transgender short kings |
| And Argentina already used up all of their switches |
| Gap up in t minus 30 minutes |
| Maybe if Spain bribed the referees, the game would’ve been fair |
| Yamal on fraudwatch |