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| You earn $200 per year? |
| Flat day tomorrow  |
| That money goes to good causes like school administrator salaries |
| You probably financed them with buy now pay later |
| Where |
| Gotta wait for the Cramer endorsement |
| I think I can love her\n\nI just need to find the courage to |
| I have a lot of meetings. Are there anyone with you in those meetings? No |
| He will forget it all tomorrow and go back to saying China will pay our income tax |
| What if they don't even collect the tariffs at the border at all? Has anyone checked that?\n\n |
| I think she’s dumping tomorrow |
| That sucks but at least the warranty on carbon wheels is usually great |
| You scrolled pretty far to get to this. Then went through the trouble of replying. How much you down boss? |
| Bc you’re SO ghey |
| #BEUTIFUL BOYCOTT |
| You have 1900 shares i only have 300. The premiums that would be 6k for you would be like $800-$1200 for me. I won’t do the wheel until i have 300k+ from from Tsla at $1000 |
| should be 10% all countries \n\nspecialized like 25% For certain canadian Products\n\nChina 145% |
| Yep |
| Futures are already slipping |
| Reverse |
| Mods cracking down on everything but deez |
| Why am I doing better in this trading environment than the past 3 years |
| So are we drilling or not  |
| Quite possibly. But since tariffs are inflationary, it's going to cause stagflation. So lowering interest rates in that kind of environment would spike inflation even harder. |
| BREAKING: Jpow now wearing a GPS tracker in case he is kidnapped by ICE for refusing to lower rates. |
| I just listened to his narcissistic ass for an hour |
| earnings tomorrow |
| puts on this ever getting laid |
| They already were dropping shitty earnings from EU and China sales. That’s why they came down from almost $500 bud, and EPS was already pricing in garbage. So any positive future outlook would keep them up |
| Seriously. It’s insane. Give me a bare bones $20k Honda civic |
| Lmfao 😂 |
| Just caught up on the Trump announcement. Jeez, I knew he said stuff like that in private, but with the Hard R? God damn |
| Bers chilling. Buls are the ones betting that trump doesnt fuck everything up |
| Dude this happened to be and I am so glad I was lazy |
| Bears 🐻🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣 |
| Why you so obssesed with bears |
| So the tribe doesn’t have the agency to call themselves what they wish, it’s the fed gov forcing them to? Bro I live in Indian country, with Indians, who call themselves Indians. Idk what to tell you |
| Butterfly? |
| Get a monocle. Half the frame, double the respect. |
| CAT actually looks like a good choice... thanks for your DD |
| I like how you came back to add that last line, little cherry on top |
| It is reality because the stock is based on leadership and promise. That is what you want. |
| Effective December 2028 |
| Everything mongo said today was the opposite of why we pumped the last 2 days. That means we should dump BIGly tomorrow but prob won’t |
| i think it is flat tomorrow. if no one says anything else, everything can change with one twit |
| Can you imagine if GOOG posts a 34% miss on EPS? |
| The news was that he is leaving doge for tesla that is why it pumped |
| When I was younger, most adult film I seen was soft core stuff on HBO. But come a time when I saved some cash for a refurbished PS3 from the Gamestore. It smelled like cigarettes but otherwise worked fine. About a week into my gaming I stumbled upon about 100hrs of hardcore, mascara running, hole gaping grease movies. This is why I will hold GeeME shares indefinitely. |
| It’s literally back at where it was before trump run the election, and the election hype that caused it to spike was obviously going to correct at some point\n\nYou’re this obsessed now just imagine how you’re gonna feel after you lose a few bucks, get the lube ready |
| I'll be sure to run any future comment I post by you first |
| 🥭 is about to become the most boycotted fruit in America. A boycott so strong like we’ve never seen before |
| Here's what's going to happen, trade accordingly... SPY drops to 529, filling gap below, then runs up to 555 to fill gap above. This whiplash will take out many bulls and bears BUT once both gaps are filled if you're still reading this for trading insight, you're regarded. |
| Get laser eye surgery. Just don't watch Final Destination 5 first |
| If you don't have bread eat chips  |
| In what timeframe? Two weeks from now, you're shorting? I'm going to do the same. |
| no, Elon does and says plenty of dumb shit to turn people off of the brand...\n\nI don't think he's a terrible person though, I don't think he has bad intentions, and I believe that Tesla will be more than fine long term. I get the sense you don't think any of that is true so why bother. |
| Tomorrow closes the gap - slow crab to SPY 526 |
| I cracked my $700 knox carbon rim in a sktaepark. Which they replaced for free yayyyyyyy i get to go pick it up tomorrow. |
| It means he has no idea what he's doing and is in over his head |
| Right. Let's trade Nike on earnings |
| Bears 🐻 on suicide watch, headed for depression walk\n\nBulls chilling with big booty latinas |
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| *fewer, mr. genius salesguyman |
| I see we didn’t dump AH.\n\nI guess 🥭 kept his mouth shut.  |
| Nvda just go down, we do not need chips yet, we need food on our shelves  |
| RobinHood does not even let you sell!! |
| At this point I legitimately have zero idea what has tariffs on it and what doesn’t or what the tariff rate on any country is |
| Trump said it live |
| Fewer* |
| If they go bankrupt ur puts worthless |
| Only reason 🥭pumped the markets yesterday was for Elon. Back to regarded policy today. |
| Gotta be Nevada. Never seen that here in Massachusetts |
| My positions would appreciate this. |
| Inflation will be cranked up astonishingly if these tariffs stay in place and the plan changes minute to minute |
| post trade signals pls 🙌 |
| i just need an 8% swing in either direction tomorrow, thanks. |
| Just for that, I'm joining |
| What about Megamillions? |
| Treat this market like a hot potato |
| One can only hope |
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| Zoom out? Witchcraft! |
| And there will be a new hardline or tweet by 7am tomorrow. |
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| Post results, you might beat the goldfish guy |
| Fuck me that's somehow even less coherent than what you wrote. |
| Que? |
| Memes will raise them |
| Honestly would be shocked |
| New pope elected! Why isn’t the market rippin?!\n\nhttps://www.instagram.com/p/DIzGpczO3w7/?img_index=1&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== |
| Did bessent say something earlier today? What was it? \n\nOr you referring to yesterday morning. TIA, was tied up all day |
| Hey bears, I just ordered some filet mignons on Instacart to grill tonight. Figured you’d want to know, you *did* pay for them  |
| To 30 bucks?? |
| The 🥭 groundhog says 2-3 more weeks of tariffs. |
| Jesus Christ dude. Ima just assume 20k is nothing to you |
| I want pump to 560 tomorrow till afternoon then crash to 510 by EOD. How crazy is it? |
| Why |
| It’s job numbers time again already?! |
| Bro said "Get me outta here" |
| Cool, thanks. Right now the Roth is all in on SPMO, XMMO, and VONG. Down 6.39% YTD but only around 4% total since it's still relatively new. Just been tossing $50 a week into it. |
| I ate shit into a creek on mine last weekend. |
| REMEMBER WHEN THE WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCED AN EMERGENCY PRESSER WITH A SPECIAL GUEST???\n\nSUCKERS.\n\nMORE TARIFFS. MORE BIGLY.\n\n |
| I trade on Robinhood so commission is $5 per trade.  |
| rule number one on wsb\n\ndont ask what to buy ask what to lose  |
| GOOG bro |
| He definitely does |
| I am jealous of people who don’t have to wear glasses. You mean you can see more than 6 pixels without huge ugly frames on your head?  |
| It means he’s bluffing because he know he needs a deal or Republicans are gonna get wiped out next November and when the Democrats get the house back, get ready for some investigations. Of course he’ll just pardon himself when they’re finished. |
| Just wait |
| Trump should have been smart and solely focused on boxing out China, which is the real problem from the US’s perspective. Pissing off our allies and isolating from everyone is how you give more power to China, not less.\n\nAnd to bring manufacturing back home, or to have manufacturing in case of war, I’d personally add a tax to all companies doing business in the US and use those funds solely to build out manufacturing infrastructure that isn’t specifically built to manufacture anything but to prepare for any potential wars with China. That would be a good way to keep the good times going and also have a backup plan to ramp up manufacturing if there are any global conflicts. |
| Wtf am I reading |
| And how much was the drawdown? 😂 |
| Always was. Basically a meme stock with institutional backing… |
| Remindme! 244 days |
| ASIA BOUTTA WAKE UP  |
| Shoulda traded my gold for silver on Monday morning.. but owell we still sleepin good.. |
| $NOW $1000 tomorrow. 😱🚀🚀🚀 |
| So am I correct that you paid $54,000 for this premium? I'm still learning how all this works. |
| 20%? lol my calls are still up 200% but I want the 300% they were worth at open |
| The overwhelming majority of people here are not talking about politics outside of the current and ongoing TRADE WAR … I don’t see mention of parties at all (maybe ive missed them?).\n\nMost of the things become relevant even the fact that YES this is a self inflicted wound and it could stop if the political charade stops too. There is no other way around it.\n\nClock is ticking tho… it can eventually be too late.\n\n |
| Luckily I sold at 544 |
| Kinda, your trades will be automatically cancelled, but the app will make it look like it went through so that you can keep being a very special young man doing special stock things. |
| Wow 🥭 ruined my TXN calls |
| Goog going to beat? |
| 20k-> $30 over the last 3 months. i bought 10 AAL $9 puts this morning. i need everybody here to manifest AAL bankruptcy tomorrow please and thank you |
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| I am taking a turbo shit now |
| I’m just waiting on you to school me with some knowledge since I haven’t been paying attention. \n\nYour opinion doesn’t count. |
| did some1 say lambo |
| That's funny, bc I was pretty happy that I bought calls on TSLA, but then when the market opened, it went down! So I bought another that went underwater $50. Sold them for a profit and bought a SPY 541 put that got me paid. |
| > waiting to see if Trump says something idiotic\n\nIf?!? |
| "waste and FROUHD" |
| I thought Liberals loved electric cars. Next they'll be drinking red dye 40 by the gallon. |
| Newmont should be $60 😔 |
| No slots at the gas station? |
| Still bullish on gold long term |
| Can't wait for alphabet to beat earnings, revenue and guidance and still tank -5% |
| We're celebrating how the stage is set for the rest of the week. |
| Sell covered calls don’t be a bag holder make 6k if not assigned if assigned 6k + 22$ more per share =. 12k + in 30 days. Dont wait for a moon scenerio\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/k452yfohunwe1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47342c7e7d7c6a1e0c39cb7f31cfda16214c97ce\n\noon scenerio. |
| Ill probably do the same. It's probably about 75% towards it's peak |
| I'm a little more bullish than I was two hours ago. That was such an atrocious performance, I think Congress may actually act to take his tariff power away. |
| Ah! I see. Good notes |
| Take 0DTE out of this 0DTE are very sophisticate and only high value men play them |
| Amazing, I love the dry wit, too. |
| literally bought the recent top |
| My feeling says  |
| Retard mods cracking down on politics as if politics hasn't been the major driver behind market swings in this clusterfuck. \n\nHeads up asses. |
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| Fentanyl the silent killer. So silent i never heard of it before |
| The only thing moving the markets are politics |
| I bought puts today, so most certainly not. +3% day confirmed |
| https://www.theocc.com/ |
| I need initial claims to come in hotter than a mother fucker tomorrow  |
| they voted for a literal con man & bankruptcy king twice...and the market sold/still sells the hype as well so.... |
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| juju on that beat |
| You got this |
| One of you retards DM’ed me today asking if I “chased” the market because a comment I posted contained “chase”\n\n1. You think putSpreadDaddi loses?\n\n2. Don’t. |
| #if jpower still cutting 69 times next month? |
| Hahahaha.... SUCKERS.\n\nMORE TARIFFS... MORE BIGLY.\n\n |
| Just got a dad boner |
| Hill not required. |
| really right in front of my apple puts too ? |
| How about you actually read their report and future outlook. Plus Musk said he’s stepping away from DOGE |
| Almost\n\n\nIt’s LAMOOO BOOOOOOOOOL |
| It really just gets in the way |
| Uh oh. Are u orange man fan boy retard? lol get wrecked hillbilly dick sucker |
| What else am I supposed to do with money from work?? No time to do anything with it, may as well set it on fire on the stock market. NOW DANCE DOLLARS 🔥  |
| Leak? They reported earnings. Just bc it isn’t up on this graphic doesn’t mean it isn’t happening 😀 |
| It’s gonna drop tomorrow, isn’t it? |
| so inverse wsb and buy puts ? puts it is |
| Lmao. You’re so full of shit and you know it. |
| Are bears celebrating there -0,08% after an +3% after hour pump yesterday  |
| Nah. GTAVI is a government psyop. Bears are real and we’re down right now. |
| If America is the city on the hill, does that make us all hillbillies? |
| Ackman bought a significant stake in the company, along side massive short interest |
| Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope without a source. |
| We’re fixing to find out |
| SHOP Makes Bullish Cross Above Critical Moving Average\n\nhttps://www.nasdaq.com/articles/shop-makes-bullish-cross-above-critical-moving-average-0\n\n^I ^have ^puts |
| The Degeneracy Sophistication Hierarchy \n- Futures\n- Options (0DTE)\n- Prediction markets\n- Sports betting\n- Online casinos \n- Scratchers |
| Hardcore |
| I’m in |
| see you in a week soldier |
| how much did you pay for the NDX? |
| We gonna be trading livestock in 2 months Pig futures up bigly 📈ducky futures not so good 📉\n\n🐷🆚🦜 |
| What do i gamble on green or red |
| They're not doing a great job of hiding it |
| Because we've been constantly pumping off hopium of exemptions, deals, or reductions. All of which have been shot down lol |
| LMAO BOL! \n\nAm I doing this right? |
| LeBron James caught posting on outdated daily thread  |
| I am getting into options and only risk $1-$30 because I’m ignorant right now and this was a nice layout of someone who is trying to get into options. I knew all of this info after only a month of gambling, but it would’ve helped a bit 5 weeks ago. I don’t see why you’re getting hate for dumbing it down for newbies, but I can see why people are hating on the bet. I don’t think SPY will rally that well, but best of luck to you.\n\nETA: for those interested, I’m down $50 in 1 month with low value options. If I sold while up all of the positions I took screenshots of showing 33-99% gains, then I’d probably be up 2-3% overall. |
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| Catalyst? |
| Cry more, cultist |
| Time for another short position. Did well 2x last year and looks like it’s getting ripe again. It’s not really a business so pretty easy to short |
| Who is starving and homeless? |
| Seen this before don’t care. Give me healthcare or stfu |
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|  just keep reporting, it makes my job easier |
| !banbet SPY 0 15m |
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| Maybe next week |
| Semi tarrifs coming in next month |
| Hmmm so calls might be the play… thanks |
| Good unless very bad hard data comes out in a few months we won’t go lower than 500 again |
| they don't really support him. they're just against the ones who can't stand him. So they can keep it up forever |
| *I'm not exactly sure what he said but I fear an anal invasion is in store for tomorrow.*  |
| I mean, as long as you don't consider the founder of interactive brokers (what does he know anyways) saying that gamestop situation made the markets 'frighteningly close' to collapse, then yea, it was just 'interesting'. 70million shares owed on a 50million float. Yup. All just interesting. https://youtu.be/Yq4jdShG_PU?si=EvplIOEP1wQfYBUd |
| i crashed my mountain bike harder than this last week |
| We’re down 0.17%. Fuck everything it’s limit down |
| Inflation at 2.39% but we still aren’t cutting? |
| He doesn't fucking stop talking |
| Sleepy spoke softly, but when he did line went up instead of down. |
| Has it been 3 days |
| we'll see tomorrow, maybe it drops 3% |
| To you gold bugs.\n\nAlways. Inverse. Things. People. Who. Post. In. Crypto. Subreddits. Tell. You.  To. Buy. |
| Finance is heavily politically involved are you stupid |
| Wait for the dip, then buy the dip for GOOG earnings... Friday we fly Icarus |
| Fuck that loser Kenny sucks |
| GLD DIE!! Need my puts to print |
| Fuk this sht. Complete sht show everyday |
| The big one was effectively walking back his walking back China tariffs. He reiterated the they’ve got to call us point and said it’s still 145% until they do. |
| I thought they removed government jobs from those reports to cook the numbers |
| Guys who are into swiss timepieces are cucks\n\nCuz they like to watch |
| In other news water is wet. |
| They’ll rip |
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| Lmao |
| Sell in May or you are gay |
| What happens May 2nd?? |
| Gold better keep going down I'm holding this short for another day |
| Only during volatile days like these. A small dead cat bounce can be like 1%, which is big for daily options. \n\nSo I choose the oversold area to accumulate calls. If I profit 20% or more, I would usually sell. If down 20-30% I buy a bit more and avg down. Same goes for puts, but the other way around. \n\nIt’s been working so far - I RARELY hold overnight. But this is a small “fun” cash account for me and something felt good :)😊 |
| I'm on the sidelines rn... i had a feeling tesla would do something stupid |
| Cheetahs |
| First found out about asts on WSB. Bought my first shares in Sept 2022 after BW3 launch I believe for like 11 or 12 buckshot. Just kept adding. Those were some dark times when it got around 2$... but I didn't stop lol.\n\nMost recent purchase was at 23$, highest is 26$ |
| Bols who bought the actual dip are still making money. I am. I will not sell yet, I won't accept anything less than 20% profit. |
| bro looked straight up lost and disoritnted when they took him out for a walk around the WH. idk. it looks like he has alzimers, but they are hiding his mental decline from the public. |
| It pumped 3% on nothing. Mr T doubled down thats bad. |
| The cure of bofa |
| Because people thought he would say something good and it's pumped for two days on that hope. |
| Watch for tomorrow job market report. Just going to be horrible. \n\nNot even sure this report will reflect all the DOGE layoffs. |
| Hope you’re right. I have 5 puts at close. |
| He will lower them but it will take time |
| lol I want to do puts tomorrow but I’m going calls because clearly, being rational is not the way to go in this market |
| What’s the over under on the initial jobless claims report tomorrow? Will we start to see the effects of DOGE yet. I suspect durable goods will come in neutral or above estimates with all of the purchasing done before tariffs hit. |
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| sir if they say it goes up, it means its gonna shit the bed. |
| That feels much better yeah. |
| Ah yes, the classic billionaire strategy: tank one company while memeing another into irrelevance, then pretend like you’re ‘refocusing’ after the profits evaporate like his child support obligations.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/iazlg1hqtnwe1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72d2b9d64bdd6b7051489eda9506863de029aee2 |
| Tesla stock is perfect example of market manipulation. That ass beating in earnings and it goes up lol  |
| Or UVIX is 2x VIX |
| They are one or two bad play \nA away from a margin call |
| Is this a leveraged ETF based on SP futures? |
| He said “there could be no deal” … not sure what that means |
| Bullish af for silver if you’re patient |
| I don't see SPY up 15% |
| https://preview.redd.it/jsidmgaotnwe1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=a86e9d05b744e5e7c08cb7d70d7888632b5e3441 |
| Thanks - this is honestly top-tier WSB content and I could unironically see you becoming a WSB legend if you kept a weekly cadence of posts (or at the very least you’d score a great flair). |
| (Trust me... a LOT of people don't know this...) |
| Neither |
| 🐂  you know that’s how this corrupt market works |
| Not the same anymore by the Strokes was such a good song |
| Gold it's your time to shine! Because I bought at the top |
| Back in the game |
| Comment of the day. I almost spit out my food |
| Did u hold them I feel like they still have a chance to shine especially being far out |
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| adults |
| Why doesn't Robinhood allow bets on whether the Pope will resurrect tomorrow? |
| Not ask, is threatened to sanction. |
| It's always been balls deep in china |
| More pumpies just means cheaper puts  |
| why you think it is going to drop so much tomorrow? he didn't say nothing new. maybe flat or a little lower but not -3% |
| Whenever the press gets bored about tariffs we will finally pump again |
| Inshallah brother. I averaged way down on them today. |
| What do I buy rn |
| Yea he didn’t need to. He let his actions do the talking. |
| Where's that $5,000 DOGE check?\n\n\nThat's a sign.. |
| Why does it seem like everyone on WSB has 50k to throw on 0dte? Who the fuck are these people?  |
| That came from the Bureau of Indian Affairs, etc. |
| I didn’t bother watching… is he easing up on tariffs or he still going all in on china??? |
| What the fuck Newmont, move upemote:t5\_2th52:27421 |
| Shit I’ll take that bleed 🩸 |
| He said if there is no deal in a few weeks, they will just set the tariffs, so they might just unpause reciprocal tariffs on individual countries |
| kangaroos |
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| If y'all want to talk about political stuff you should are permitted to talk about political stocks.\n\nLeave the pure political discussion to r/politics.\n\nFor example a discussion on how oil will fall because of recent events in my view is appropriate.\n\nA statement that mango is destroying your market positions, not appropriate |
| It could go either way with rate cuts - in 08 it actually spooked investors fearing worsening economic conditions. I'm hedging the Don with some china calls (baba, JD look ripe). Only thing that will worry me and indicate the bottom is if Buffet starts buying again. |
| walmart is about to get FUCKED on may 2. careful |
| What's our next play captain |
| Add tomorrow's poor job numbers to this afternoon's comments and the market is f***** tomorrow |
| Someone explain to me like I’m an algorithm |
| My points are cooked but this always makes me happy  |
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| Just bring the rare earth refinement facilities to US. If the war with China start, China will chock hold US with these situations. |
| Are soccer fans even allowed in the country |
| They need to make the everything burrito.... |
| Doesn’t get much more bearish than that folks |
| I’m small position sold most for profit today |
| Mango is going to cave and drunk dial him at 2am tonight watch. |
| And beyond.\n\nAlso, no cognition, no dissonance. Checkmate. |
| HOW CAN SHE PUMP |
| waiting to see if Trump says something idiotic, sell off and then wait for him to backtrack\n\nthen buy back in |
| Gold back to 3500 said Jesus |
| Just wait for their roboburrito |
| If my calculations are correct, then this baby gonna print $88 per point. |
| You’re gonna cry when it dumps to 70 |
| I'm seeing levi profit margin is 60%.... |
| I agree… still have puts. However the only logic I see is that the core business is not worth more than $40b… the intrinsic valuation is at $800b so that $760b of ‘fugazi’ value.\n\nSo “who cares if the $40b part had a bad Q. The $760b is still coming and at this price it’s a bargain!” - Some regard\n\n |
| Longest war of mankind, the bulls vs bears who wins tomorrow? |
| Sooo... I started trading options a little over a month ago so I'm not sure I count as experienced. But here's my take:\n\n\n570 isn't so far out of the money that it's inconceivable in a market this volatile. But deep OTM options tend to have high implied volatility, which lowers their expected value (though if you want a lot of leverage, this can be a necesary evil).\n\n\nFurthermore, I think you're misreading the macro situation. Forget about the headlines and watch any video of Trump talking about trade for any length of time. He seems to really believe that any trade deficit is the other country ipso facto "ripping us off", and that the solution is tariffs. With Canada, Mexico, China, and the EU, I see no indication a deal is coming. Some other countries, like Japan, seem more willing to humor Trump but even there it's not actually clear that that strategy will work for talking him down.\n\n\nSo maybe a trade deal with Japan gets anmounced and SPY pops up 7% but the odds don't look great. |
| Yes |
| Ibm down despite beat |
| https://preview.redd.it/17w9ndhdtnwe1.png?width=313&format=png&auto=webp&s=4bbfe0c2b30595489820305cbbd0eb784bb3fe8c |
| ...in spirit |
| They won't have earnings before they make a huge win, so that win is baked into this one. i, too, was skeptical, but it actually makes sense. |
| Counter-Counter point\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/knfdenvctnwe1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a9535f18923c8219e0dd20f7fae443958bb607 |
| It should be Donald Dump or Jerome Pumpwell |
| Obama's |
| Market goes flat for 10 years is.... also bad. |
| It’ll be a pennystock |
| Someone check on the guy who posted 180 amazon 190 calls with 4/25 expiration.  |
| It’s about the implication |
| Orange is the new whack |
| You sound poor |
| I'm zooming out, and we appear to be back on track for a continued dump |
| That earnings call was HORRIBLE, seemed he took over to avoid anyone else actually having to lie. As if the books were overcooked and everyone there didn't want to go along. |
| 🌈 🐻 gunna 🌈🐻 |
| They've been doing this for 10 years now. Its never going to stop. |
| **We are raising tariffs to 1000%**\n\n_Market plummets_\n\n**"We are lowering tariffs from 1000% to 999%"**\n\n_Market gaps up_ |
| Well, those are your opinions which do not equal facts. |
| You like doge? huh. |
| Honestly they just need to make it easier (reducing customer friction) to finance/acquire burritos. I'm spitballing here but partnering with crowdfunding platforms via social media (e.g. imagine a dude with \~2k followers asking the public to help him as he has the munchies) would be a homerun. |
| It's actually quite impressive the damage he's doing without any real direction. \n\nLike there aren't many policies that do damage whilst apparently aiming to improve the US. |
| He’s censored |
| Surprisingly TSLA started going down and at 250 and I’m in the green..holding overnight.. |
|  |
| I bought calls for 5/15. I'm g2g |
| I think he literally just wants Xi to call him. Like he doesn't even want to make a deal he's just lonely and if Xi calls him he will remove all Chyna tariffs |
| Whats your intc plan |
| I might use chicken bone divination for my next TA, still better indicators than looking at the chart |
| I have shares and I am down $7.. RECESSION IS FULL EFFECT! |
| I mean, him saying dumb shit each and every day is GUARANTEED. Whether that's related to the economy and financial markets is another thing.... |
| Melania sleeps with her bf |
| You forgot /s |
| good keep dumping so i can enter |
| Yes, that link you gave says Options Clearing Corporation. Please check it again. |
| I can’t hold options overnight anymore cause I cant sleep. Fuck that |
| The shrek emoji makes it really tough to casually scroll this thread in public while the giant emoji bug is still happening |
| I’m just here trying to upvote this more… |
| Nah |
| every time i've gone there in the past few years the portions were minuscule. Forget about take out where the burrito came the size of a protein bar. All while prices have only gone up. Who in the right mind would continue going there? |
| Conclusion: do not take out trash ever! Never! 😁 |
| IBM went DOWN |
| Release the virus!!!  |
| All the bol fuk/ber fuk/theta fuk. You virgins talk like you know seggs.  |
| Wait, you mean these Friday spy $520p’s actually gona print? |
| I have to admit, the upside of being on the "I told you so" side of a depression causing administration is that you get to completely bully people into never talking about that person again after it happens. |
| How much longer can 🥭 supporters keep up the cognitive dissonance? Until they're starving and homeless? |
| Stfu |
| At least circuses are fun |
| He is doing everything in his power to destroy the dollar and the economy. Regardless of his job...he's taken it on to do whatever tf he wants. Clearly does not give af about what he should be doing |
| TRUMP: MIGHT CALL POWELL\n\n\nJ pow screening calls now\n\n\nHello\n\nHi yes\n\n\nIs this j pow?\n\nYes\n\nIs your printer running?\n\nUh yes\n\n\n*Then you better go catch it* |
| May 8th - 103 Strike ( so out the money rn will be itm again I hope tomorrow ) |
| vix is gonna print tomorrow\n\nif you have after hours trading, grab some vix etfs (vxx, uvxy)\n\nthank me later bois |
| The sack is actually not really necessary tbh 👛 |
| kudos you should probably quit your rh |
| 155F max, 4 minutes |
| NEM crushes earnings at goes up 1%. Seems right after what Tesla did yesterday. |
| -3% day tomorrow easily |
| Next time you explain it, you have to explain it in terms he would understand:\n\n"So, if you have a SPY 600 CALL and the underlying asset rises to $610/share, you get TEN bags of cocaine, but if the underlying falls to 595..." |
| damn I just took out the trash, what happened in the past 15 minutes? |
| NVDA new low for the day |
| I really hope so, I blindly followed a regard that had calls on this  |
| Um not the first one |
| The daily chart perfectly matches the trajectory of someone underhand tossing up a tennis ball. |
| Absolutely. And their stock can still get upgraded by analysts because they are the greatest |
| NVDA calls itm |
| Lifesaver gummies. Iykyk |
| The good news is that I've made $40k on gold futures in AH. The bad news is that it does not put even a dent in my losses for the day. |
| Making money out here just inversing you. Let me know your next moves. |
| Damn now the emojis are big on my phone?? Lame |
| https://preview.redd.it/f3mu69rysnwe1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ced2fdddf370846ec6f3df012dc64371e1207f |
| Palantir going back to 24 bucks if bear market hits |
| #chimpotle just needed to announce a robo burrito due in 2069 and stock would have been up 20%. |
| Gonna ride these calls to Hell tomorrow |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 500.0 before 26-Apr-2025 08:03 PM -05 |
| What dat mean |
| I think tomorrow will be more of a bleed than a dump |
| Orange is my favorite color... Calls |
| Nah we're going flat specifically to fuck you |
| !banbet |
| **Whos Team Yall On!?** \n \n**🐮 DONALD J PUMP TRUMP or JEROME RUG-PULL POWELL** 🐻 |
| Tomorrow we test $510 again |
| Our little comedian  |
| Let the shit talking commence |
| When you make a bad trade and are wrong is it your fault or someone else’s?\n\n |
| Why , this is nothing new then what we knew this afternoon |
| Weekend: talk a lot of shit about something big to bleed the market\n\nMonday: let it bleed\n\nTuesday: send out rumors that there's a solution coming and the problem is about to get a huge resolution update\n\nWeds: wait until after market ends, then say you aint fixing shit and everyone needs to get their shit together\n\nThurs-Friday: start talking more shit to carry over the weekend to repeat it all again on Monday. |
| Soxl just gave up 5% green in AH |
| No, it will be another overnight dump so that you won’t be able to make any money during the day tomorrow |
| Can I make these emoji’s small again? wtf |
| Anything but flat |
| Gold calls looking 👀 gooood |
| Very nice, now let’s see Paul Allen’s card |
| Analysts rn: "how, and I can't stress this enough, the fuck do I model this shit???" |
| We back baby  |
| People probably think it bottomed out and only goes back up from here |
| Nokia and American Airlines: Do you think they pop up? |
| 🙂 |
| Fuck I thought Lutnick was Peter Navarro all this time with the way he spoke XD |
| Powell is easily the most handsome fed chair ever 🥰 |
| Most logical shit that happened today\n\n\nPhilip Morris smashed earnings because of Zyn's and improved guidance to new highs throughout the entire year and said there is little impact from tariffs for them and the result is a 2% increase \n\n\nTesla bombs and goes up 6% and Carvana spiked like 9% on no news and I'm just mad the casino is rigged like always |
| Can’t find it |
| I hope you had fun talking to yourself. |
| Make my puts print 🖨 LIQUIDATION NATION  |
| literally back to overnight prices 🥲 |
| Trade deal news coming out tomorrow for sure |
| Elaborate. |
| I have no idea what to think and what to do. But i have puts and calls. So i will be fine? |
| It's algonquin, meaning "the good land" |
| FUTES BLOOD RED |
| Who needs testicles anyway?🥜🐂 |
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| Futes straightest and realest |
| Three major variables which will give us an upswing: \nTariff deals/Elon steps away from doge/\nRate cuts. |
| !banbet TSLA 210 14d |
| Will Optimus be able to help me wash my ass? |
| Why would Trump have a meltdown about Powell? He knows he’s going to need his help stopping something from happening at some point. That’s straight from the source |
| Look on the bright side, at least you didn’t drop the whole wad on INTC👍 |
| You're clearly not paying attention |
| Time to play iron condors like I did back in the 2018 trade wars.  |
| I thought about taking up their hobbies to get in the inner circle, but I’m too straight to dance to the YMCA. |
| Liquidated my 401k, divorced my spouse, and invested it all in puts. Warren said it’s over, and I trust Daddy\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/72vqb3xlsnwe1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=599264dd55e12f844a1343c93747a865ceac07fa |
| That's what she said. |
| Let me know when you're in El Salvador. We can meet up.\n\n |
| Bessent spoke at 10:00am. Has a fantasy of rebalancing the global trade dynamics and transforming China’s status as a huge net manufacturer. Complete lunatic.\n\nTrump had an event at 5:00. Press Q&A. He implied the only way tariffs come down is if China gives something up. There’s no caving yet.\n\nBer fuk at open. Bull fuk by lunch. Everyone fuk until close. Lmao IBM. |
| The real returns are made playing both sides of the movement |
| 🥭 |
| His buddies want to buy low again |
| I have OTM puts and calls, so that would be super fine with me!\n\nCan we pump up to 600 later on the same day? |
| Unironically yes |
| Bout to be 2-33 |
| 25 100P for next week |
| Daddy Dump ready to give more spankings to the poors |
| This is not a political comment\n\nBut it's good to know Gold will rise on this news |
| You are now. |
| The cia will jfk him before that happens |
| wagie wagie tomorrow is another day for the cagie |
| OP what made you buy spy calls today? |
| Greed kills us, and also mass moves mass. If you’re up 50% which is great but it’s like only 150 bucks you tend to leave it. But if it is 1.5k it’s a different story |
| I explained options to the dumbest and poorest person i know (who is also addicted to cocaine) and he just went "that's stupid" but he owns penny stocks about to be delisted in a RH account he can't log back into |
| Probably gonna pump 2% overnight |
| And it looks like gold up a half a percent already can we get 2% by tomorrow? |
| Bers: puts cooking , market AH: not even -.1%  |
| Ya that would not be a small number jfc. Also port of Oakland, Portland, and Seattle, could be looking at 1.5 million jobs or more. |
| These futes are basically flat, 🐻  |
| Rlly? |
| I disembowled a chicken and the guts told me BUY BUY BUY. |
| Man. So a company can have a 71% drop in sales and still have a nice fat green day. Wild. |
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| How about you do your plan with 1k. Then take the other 1k and YOLO that into a 0dte SPY mmmmm probably put tomorrow - so you can just get a taste of that sweet sweet nectar. |
| same boat, much smaller calls than puts so I'm happy. |
| NOW pump  |
| if this market was sane we'd have gapped down 2 percent, calls it is |
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| I am unhappy with the state of the market\n\nI started investing in 2022 after I came into a lump sum of money. I am relatively inexperienced. Recently, I have been noticing my portfolio has been going down every week.\n\nIt's really frustrating. I was happier when I was able to buy VOO every week and know that it would go up over time without much thought. Now it feels like it's going down continuously.\n\nCould someone please take action and get the market back to the way it was before, mostly going sideways and up with some small dips instead of continuously down? Really annoyed by this. Investments are intended to go up in value over time, not down. my savings are being eroded. |
| What happened? |
| Ideally need SUI to go to like $40 just like how SOL did |
| He talked about the golden age of America, when we only had tariffs.\n\nHow the US subsidized Canada, with the trade deficit.\n\nTariffs, might be higher on Canada in the future, but no real plans.\n\nChina tariffs will eventually be lower, but not zero, there may or may not be a deal, but no specific plans to lower at this time.\n\nMentioned when talking about India tariffs:\n\nHigher tariffs = more factories.\n\nTldr: he still likes tariffs. |
| Not really bearish, we heard all this in the afternoon already, nothing new |
| I’d do the same but I’m a first gen American. They’ll grape be at the airport coming back. |
| BLASTOFF |
| GLD and WMT boys  |
| A bunch of retirement advisors are going to get fucking murdered in June. |
| Mods patting on the back for reporting pol comments. Bunch of regards. What is this a day trading youtube channel? |
| Am I banned |
| I was up 50-60% on my calls at close today. And I thought “it could be 100%” |
| "Which gives me the right but not the obligation" LOL. Bro just watched a video and is now ready for show time! -2000 Euro for OP. Class is in session! |
| And, after the idiotic afterhours run the other night, we know headlines is all the algos read and lookout for anyway. Perfect. |
| What happen? |
| This guy thinking we all be flying over to Greece for some option trading 🤣 |
| Someone had to call it out |
| At least in 2022 the market moving news happened during market hours. 2025 is a humiliation ritual. |
| Literally couldve saved myself the stress if i opened up stradles with 2 week expirations |
| I'm anxiously waiting for their monthly reporting |
| Gold up 2% by tomorrow lol Can only hope |
| Wait you can scalp with far dated otm calls how are you pocking them though in theory the theta would eat too alive |
| $GLD had a healthy pullback and people really thought it was over. Party is just getting started  |
| The fortune teller |
| Go check the reading level of wide swathes of the population. It ain’t heartening |
| 1 chillion dollars |
| She should prob put her phone on silent |
| Dementia |
| we have always been at war with eastasia |
| Believe it or not he got 1/33 chance to be correct. |
| clever |
| Bers aren't real. Its a government psyop |
| The bear cope has truly been so good the last few days. out of money so just schizo ranting in the daily threads to themselves turning this sub into every other reddit politics sub. Sad to see wsb in this state but the schadenfreude is real. |
| With no bathroom |
| No shit |
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| Much Shorts covering. Shorts less likely to hold overnight. We could be seeing more dumping. |
| Still holding hahah that was a wild day |
| 🔥🥵 |
| Bears wilding over -0.1% after hours lmao 🤡🤡 |
| I was also an idiot, once up with BABA 3.5 times, made screenshot. Didn’t sell. |
| yup! inventories are going to take a hit, layoffs will happen in a few months, shelves will be emptier and prices will go up. |
| My calls are saved  |
| That’s a vary valid point. And I’m open to agree with that. But then what would 🥭want or is he just misunderstanding a good deal. I’d like to think there really is a positive effect even long after the situation |
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| You think melania sleeps next this chud lmao |
| We got a yam for a POTUS bud, why else. |
| GLD to the moon  |
| Futures and SPY are down afterhours. What's pumping? |
| market starving for to interpret every WH comment as bullish |
| You mad or what little dude? Your puts are still worthless while I sold my calls for 130% at open  |
| Oh God no. I just knew that the market was going to continue raging so I bought those as a hedge and planted dump at the next market open anyways. Hilariously I actually used Reddit to search what happened during their last earnings and it's usually very exaggerated in each direction. |
| RDDT 500 as soon as it's fixed |
| Teach me! |
| Dumb American consumers |
| Tbh, i was just going to scalp some and close before the day ends. But just felt some momentum in the upward action - so gambled through the overnight. |
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| No idea man! Haven’t seen a show in decades lol |
| !banbet SPY 370 1d |
| >Ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach support a total of 900k jobs half of which would be at risk if trading between US and China dried up. |
| Why doesn’t he just increase the tariffs on Mexico and Canada now so we can stop the money flowing into their car products? |
| Because walking back tariffs to shouting their praises isn't bullish when you don't want any dumbass tariffs, lmao. Tariffs across the board AT ALL is inherently bearish. That's why Bessent seemingly desperate to get these things rolled back as much as possible. |
| Not if they’re covered calls. |
| Exactly what I did, I put calls on nvda then puts. SPY didn’t go through since IBKR didn’t allow me but its fine |
| I have pooped in 3 different public parks, and established my dominance |
| I'm guessing Schwab didn't buy enough calls so 🥭 has to tank the market  |
| How do yall think about tmobile earnings tomorrow? I feel like they're probably going to beat and have good projections as everyone tightens they're wallets over the next quarter. DD: vibes mostly |
| If I own a bunch of shares of SPY I can sell covered calls and collect a premium. It’s not risky like the other person would lead you to believe. \n\nNaked options are however. |
| This really *feels* like it should dump hard any day now. The reality is that there’s no end in sight to this madness, he keeps doubling down in spite of staff leaking fake pumps, we’re gonna get horrible data in Q2 and Q3 etc. why not just pull out now\n\nBut yada yada irrational yada yada solvent and the hopium could coast us for months while the big players set up their great escape to max effect |
| YOU GET FAKE NEWS\n\nYOU GET FAKE NEWS\n\nYOU actually nah you're fine here's the deal\n\nEVERYONE GETS FAKE NEWS |
| Buffet is going to buy his own dip after he dies. Legendary trade. |
| Just concentrated pure juice of retardium |
| Yep. Look at Japan |
| LOLLL |
| HODL GDX |
| there's a company in Ronkonkoma NY that sells these things called All Packaging Machinery. Good luck with your bagging application! |
| He’s been saying the same thing for weeks, this isn’t new. He’s just trying to get leverage over other countries, but they all think he’ll fold once the economy starts crashing. |
| Since when have they cared about trust? |
| Yo fam I'm at wendys. Can someone link the conference? Appreciate you mayne. |
| Its the best product, it's called ... the united states |
| just testing todays low |
| maybe bet half of that and see how you feel in 2 weeks |
| my short duration calls are dead but my long duration puts are thrilled. such is the duality of man. |
| Just saw a mod use his top lip to apply chapstick to his bottom lip |
| Im watching a single person pump and dump the entire market like a crypto meme coin and you’re gonna tell me nothing is rigged?? |
| Sounds like he’s trying to get all the countries wanting to negotiate to go against china in hopes it strengthens our argument with china |
| I’m up 10k this year, this volatility has been very good |
| Someone write that down |
| All I know is the market is gonna be absolutely radioactive tomorrow. |
| Drill baby drill\n\n |
| Please call me.Gina I'm only pretending not to love you to test our love! |
| I'm thinking about just taking 20-30k and traveling for 3-4 months. Really can't stand this clown fiesta every day...\n\n |
| Anytime the market pumps from something positive he says, he says something to dump it the next day  |
| Puts it is! |
| Word glad my TSLR puts don’t expire till December |
| Mango waking up Melania at 4 am saying trade talks going well🤣🤣 |
| The only thing better than taking profit is to take the profit and bet in the opposite direction |
| it's really quite simple, you just have to time when 🥭 will change his mind in the next 24 hours and do this every day |
| Everyone in this admin is a muppet and yet they want to cancel PBS. |
| SPY 650 by fall was basically guaranteed if laughing lady won, instead I have to read bulls and bears argue over what year we're hitting 600 again  |
| 92% Approval, 100% Rambling. |
| retard ai shit |
| Tomorrow will be interesting for GOOG |
| Bull gards really blew a 28-3 lead |
| What's the something they want that we have😂😂😂 |
| Bears downvote everything because they can't ever make money |
| There’s the fucking dump. |
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| Just because it's new and you're not used to hearing it. Two entire teams are named after their own socks |
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| I ripped ass just now |
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| Boss, I don’t want measles. They cause autism. |
| >The trade war between the U.S. and China has drastically slowed down work at the Port of Long Beach workers say, with many shipping containers stuck in Chinese customs because American buyers are unwilling to pay the steep tariffs.\n\nLMAO |
| Friendly reminder you can see a solid profit on these and take it. No need to always shoot for the 5X. You can take 25-50% and walk away with free money you didn’t have to do anything for.\n\nAlso something to keep in mind is that for this to happen the VIX would also collapse in the event of such a rally. You’ve bought these calls at a VIX of 30, if the VIX falls to around 13-15 in this process then you won’t make as much as you think because VEGA will fuck you. Just food for thought. The only options not getting IV crushed from all this are leaps and even then they’re still getting hit a little. You can see evidence as such because the returns on 1/15/26 and 1/15/27 calls after all the IV crush hasn’t been that much different during these rallies. |
| what's morbidly funny is he uses bessent for "good cop", lutnick for "bad cop", and navarro for "nuclear cop". all effectively manipulating the market when he sees fit. you can predict how SPY will go based on who's most prominent in the daily headlines. |
| Just open a long and a short position close one in profit, wait, close the other in profit. |
| DT is for sure going to walk back all the tariff talk or spin it to somehow pump everything. Thats his job. |
| My SPY calls might die, but if this red contributes to my IBM puts profiting, then so be it |
| Medium rare |
|  |
| Bols need to sell organs to keep going with DCA at this point🧠 |
| Why was SPY green today? |
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| Glad to see all this volatility kicking theta gang right in the gooch. Those guys been sitting back, drinking folger’s, while collecting their baby gains for too long  |
| This ain’t just economic turbulence, this is the fallout of decades of elite greed mixed with a delusional man-child now back in the driver’s seat, slamming on the gas in a burning car.\n\nTrump is officially back in office, and what’s the first thing he does? Reignites a trade war with China — like the first one didn’t already drag us through chaos. But here’s the difference: China is not backing down this time. They’ve seen this movie. Last time, Trump announced deals and broke them a week later. “Phase One” was a PR stunt. Tariffs would go up on Monday, come down on Friday, and by Sunday he’s tweeting insults at Xi Jinping. China learned. Now they’re digging in.\n\nAnd this ain’t just tariffs on luxury items. These are tariffs on core goods — electronics, clothing, home goods, food packaging, everything in your cart at Target. Companies don’t have the margins to eat those costs, so guess who pays? Us. Or worse — your order just sits at the port until you pay the tariff directly, like some kind of customs ransom. That’s already happening. People are calling customer service wondering where their stuff is, and it’s just stuck.\n\nAnd this was all predictable. The global elite enabled this. They outsourced jobs to China to chase cheap labor, thinking they could absorb a little authoritarianism in exchange for fatter profits. They tried to globalize China into the system — WTO membership, tech transfer, intellectual property deals — because they saw dollar signs. But China played the long game. Now we’re dependent, and Trump is doing what Trump does: blowing up the economy on impulse because it looks good on cable news.\n\nRetailers are panicking. Supply chains are breaking — again. And it’s not just about shipping delays. This is about structural collapse. If companies start relocating warehouses out of China, they’re not just changing addresses. They’re rewriting entire logistics networks, laying off workers, and lowering revenue guidance by 30–40%. That’s market shock territory.\n\nIf this keeps going, here’s what it looks like:\n\nConsumer inflation skyrockets — Everything costs more, not because demand is high, but because the supply is throttled.\n\nUnemployment rises — Retail and logistics get hit first. Tech follows. Government contracts dry up.\n\nGDP goes negative — Businesses stop spending. People stop buying. The economy shrinks.\n\nStocks bleed out — Not a crash, but a grind. Month after month of erosion because nobody can price risk in a world run by chaos.\n\nPublic services collapse — Local and federal governments start making cuts. Layoffs in education, infrastructure, and federal agencies.\n\nPopulist anger grows — But guess who still gets paid? The billionaires who caused it. The ones that hoarded assets while sending your job overseas in the first place.\n\nSo yes, gold miners might still hold up. Maybe. But even that’s shaky. We’re now in a world where America is being run like a tantrum with nukes, and global trade is being dictated by a man who thinks tariffs are just “winning fees.”\n\nWe’re not in a downturn. We’re in a controlled demolition.\n\nAnd unfortunately, the guy holding the detonator has no idea which button does what. |
| Don't worry, next week he'll pause the tariffs, the market will rally again. |
| I've lost every option I've taken out on Tesla. Not gonna fool me. |
| This is satire right? |
| Chad shit |
| It's rather unfortunate all European exchanges are closed rn |
| Legitimately, it'll be the same trend as usual, up 2% today, down 2% tomorrow |
| This is all fucking stupid. Prepare for short to mid term pump, irrational, then massive downturn long term as it becomes clear the US has eroded its position in the worldwide hierarchy. |
| When my comment gets an immediate 6 downvotes, I just tell myself it’s jealous poors who fumbled the golden bullrun we’ve had since early 2023. |
| Sold calls, got puts. I finally learned to take profit instead of thinking “it will be fine” |
| So-- On again? Or Off again? It is like he is just pushing buttons, saying "I wonder what this one does..." |
| Tariffs continue.\n\nWill be like a trade embargo on China.\n\nAll the reports of the tariff pauses have been miscommunication and untrue. |
| Should bought at 80, didn’t buy high enough |
| Basically said the same thing so Bessent was essentially outed as full of shit |
| Because our monkey brains before religion truly entered the picture noticed the spread of disease when people just raw dogged without care. \n\nAttitudes towards promiscuity deep down is the lizard part of our brain realizing you will catch something that makes your dick and/or vagina rot. |
| Full ported into GLD today, am I cooked? |
| Y'all reporting political comments, keep doing it. \n\nI'm deleting those whole threads. But just report using the normal "Avoid Purely Political", don't use the custom report and type all your complaining - my script misses those custom reports and I have to manually check the Reddit UI. Otherwise my script just groups them all together for me to quickly read them all and nuke em all... if I agree it's political. |
| You’re trying to dunk on bulls because it’s -0.1% after hours?\n\n lmao |
| almost all cash and not panican  give me a juicy wave to ride either direction |
|  |
| TSLA 210 \nMSTR 400 \n\nThis week |
|  |
| rednecks |
| Better pray Rates don’t get cut 2-3 times this year. Uncle Donald doesn’t fold with China. And GDP declines. If not even 💩 will go Up like 2020/21 |
| yep they have their marching orders, if mango will let it slip, they gotta prop it up |
| Glorious |
| Looks like bears were just taking a break. Orange man just put them back into the game |
| No sir they are cookING |
| Cooking |
| What is the stock symbol of this tesler he loves so much? |
| "**$528 to at least $570** in the next **3 months**"\n\n \nlol. |
| Right before clicking the buy button the first time, reverse your order and then click it. |
| Yes but that’s not really Canada’s fault that we like their energy and lumber. And being upset that they are able to sell into our country is not the right way to solve anything. They buy a lot from us for their population size, and if you take out our recent increase in purchasing energy from Canada, it’s actually a fairly balanced trade between us and them. |
| Ok I went back and got the actual quote. \n\n"🙋♀️🎤: Would you support a millionaire tax?" \n\n"🥭: I think it would be very disruptive because a lot of the millionaires would leave the country, you know in the old days they left states, they'd go from one state to the other. Now with transportation so quick and so easy they leave countries. You lose a lot of money if you do that. That would...and other countries that have done it have lost a lot of people, they lose their wealthy people, that would be bad cause the wealthy people pay the tax." |
| Wich is not super bad considering all the shit that comes out from 🥭s mouth |
| Thanks for saving my puts Mr. Dump |
| this shit is trash |
| I doubled down on puts on that morning pump and was in the green by eod. Still holding (Not short dated) |
| Fk u |
| What do you expect from a company worth $19billion, perfection?? |
| Puts |
| lol 570c costs 1k |
| How’s the cope now buddy? |
| ofc gold spikes. why wouldnt it |
| No pause to China tariffs, so nothing impactful, just negates his non impactful statement from Tuesday, which means markets down tomorrow? The roller coaster continues |
| Bigly |
|  |
| didn't drink coffee for like six years because I have CTE/post-conky syndrome/scrambled eggs. Don's been at the wheel for like 12 weeks and I'm already at five cups a day. |
| The only puts I didn’t sell today, shit should’ve dropped 50% at LEAST |
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| Something about tariffs, china, india and tariffs |
| \*\*HIS ORANGENESS IS STILL BULLISH ON TARIFFS. BRACE YOURSELVES\*\* |
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| Do my $524 puts print this week |
| Drill team 6 is out! |
| Maybe you should expand on why you think it will go up. \n\nIf tariffs stay or get worse your option expire worthless. \n\nIf trade deals are promptly made and global tariffs end up low you have a chance.\n\nThat’s really the only factor. You are betting trump makes trade deals quickly. |
| He said nothing bearish. But was soft on gyna which is bullish. Why are you guys surprised ? |
| Outside of media (film/tv/music) I don't really see any American products outside of America. I guess America exports food and raw materials, and you'll see American brands, like Coca Cola, being produced in those countries already. |
| https://finance.yahoo.com/news/us-economic-output-hits-16-month-low-in-april-expectations-crater-153056832.html |
| I 3d print some brownsville after my morning coffee |
| Dementia rambling |
| tariffs are back on\n\nmarket dumps\n\nvague statement about tariffs being decreased or cancelled\n\nmarket pumps <--- YOU ARE HERE\n\ncomplete fakeout |
| i dont take any stock in technical analysis but i do like confirming my biases so youre putting me in a real pickle here |
| 1.22 Puts for every Call in SPY right now, and for those reasons we have one more mini-boost day in us, unless there's some catastrophic overnight news |
| Untapped markets! One taste and they'll be hooked! |
| OP:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/d3umunghrnwe1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=920923400b4b683bc99b968176c42cb83123d491 |
| anyone with the top 1% commenter flair needs to be sent to RFK’s camp |
| 🥭 called drill team 6  |
| Its still snowing |
| DRILL |
| https://preview.redd.it/bt093dugrnwe1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53f975e111c493716fa0250297471474d7bcb09b |
| I literally hate that I can sum up the last half hour watching trump speak in that sentence |
| The art of the insider trading. \n\nGolden age of grift.\n\nIt's all about the pump&dump trade balance. |
|  |
| Of course it's Brownsville |
| If this thing mega crashes I buy a new house |
| First headline that pops on my phone is how the market is rallying behind Trump backing off of tariffs. Nothing in the article says that he is doing that. The forces at all corners are trying to keep this thing propped up. |
| Make it $20 🤝 |
| Also rice to Japan and soybeans to China |
| I love that reddit just randomly doesn't fucking work all the time. |
| I have a couple months on my TSLA puts but I'm sure some bullshit will keep it pumping for no logical reason. |
| Can someone give me a TL;DR on what happened. I totally missed it. |
| I bought puts before close. I expect nothing less than a lambo when I wake up tomorrow  |
| Truely they are our bros. |
| What did the orange one say besides eggs? |
| Are my 526 puts expiring tomorrow cooked ? |
| He didn’t say anything to pump the market and on top of that the job report is gonna come out bad. |
| This man is made of pure weapons grade retardium |
| The boy who cried tariff. |
| After hrs are Red on the news that tariffs.have not been paused but will continue.\n\nCan the administration get the story straight it changed about 10 times in the last 2 weeks.\n\n |
| Just to be more sure, I want to convince myself first 🙂 |
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| So many bearish headlines are gonna be minted from this |
| They're busy counting today's winnings |
| On god  |
| I think 🍊has realized that no one is on his side this time and no country is ready to tolerate his tantrums. He is starting to mellow down. In few weeks he will accept this as well |
| Yes |
| Nah this one he genuinely doesn’t get. Most stuff you’re right that he knows and doesn’t care but this one he’s been talking about for literal decades as if it’s some kind of infinite money glitch. He fundamentally does not understand what a tariff is. If he *did* he wouldn’t care anyway, but he doesn’t. |
| We will sell beef to India and pork to Saudi Arabia and we will make a fortune |
| nothing new, flat it is |
| This DD actually convinced me. I'm gonna dip my feet in, buy a hundy 750C for EOY. |
| Because hope drove the market up today, hope that he would decrease China tariffs(still would be fucked, be less so, so I guess good?) |
| Mongo press conferences remind me of high school English class when I bullshitted my way through presentations on books I never read |
| The pakleds get even funnier in Lower Decks. |
| Starbucks opening first 3-D printed restaurant in Brownsville TX |
| Good luck dude!!! |
| On Monday CEO's of Walmart and Home Depot warned mango that their shelves might be empty and there might not be much to sell if tariffs continue the way they are. LMAO |
| I’ll get excited when the intra-day low goes |
| Even earlier than that.\n\nIt's glorified animal food at best |
| Was Navarro actually there? I know lutnick was.. |
| Perfect bearish wedge forming. Grabbed some puts today on this nonsensical spike. Let's see it hit 200-150 by November. |
| I mean if it’s $800 or less you don’t have to. I’m assuming it will in this hypothetical because why would you go all the way to China to pay over $800 for a tv |
| move tomorrow. watch the down jones |
| Lol |
| Thats the real answer honestly. War of attrition you need all the manufacturing capabikities to just grind on assuming thats what they are thinking. |
| The Golden Rug Pull continues.\n\nGold bros shitting up the daily threads for days like crypto bros get what they deserve |
| I am old fashioned, every suggestion is welcome. |
| I mean he basically said 1:1 the same stuff with China ? |
| I love seeing TSLA Puts blow up, all that emotional “I hate Elon” trading. The MMs will gladly accept your donation. They prob bought the stock today and will dump it tomorrow |
| Calls on 90s music |
| At this point he's just a marionette with an infighting group of puppeteers behind him. Whoever spoke to him last gets to decide what he says. |
| No. I hope we dump. 15k nasdaq would be cool, 12k and i am taking out loans. |
| We going back to 527 tomorrow on spy. Possibly 522. |
| people are more into Royal Enfield here in India |
| Don’t worry, you’ll love it in the end |
| They didn't like that sleepy looked old. Like an old man. Surely a guy with bleached blonde hair can't be old. Old people have white hair, not bright yellow. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4z4hppw6rnwe1.png?width=32&format=png&auto=webp&s=973db0dad7d901d7750b941cf02d417a433b0520 |
| “OHH MUH GOSH….nvdia dropped .3 percent AH!!!” |
| Dentists calling the White House every day, saying "Sir, just rinsing with mouthwash doesn't count as brushing." |
| Bulls quiet |
| Narcissism, stupidity and dementia: Bullish or bearish? |
| Look at how big my hat is...Bring us Janeway! |
| Yes!!! |
| I either wanna see SPY 700 in the next month or hedge fund managers begging for food. Is this too much to ask? |
| After it mooned for no reason in Dec/Jan… what about compared to 6 mths ago when it was a functioning company with a potential future and the leader still had clothes on? |
| Tariffs are an unmitigated disaster, but betraying Canada is a national disgrace. It's going to take a generation to repair that relationship. It's not just about trade; it's about trust. |
| Garbage food. I am always taken back by the lineups at these places. |
| No method has a 100% success rate. |
| Wtf happened to spy? Why the pumping stopped?!?!  |
| If only I held  |
| Market bol on their knees praying Bessent will pamp the market by saying the opposite things 🥭 said today before market opens |
| SPY futures look red. |
| whyd lil fella have to miss  |
| Tariffs, no tariffs, more tariffs, less tariffs, big deals soon, maybe no deals, we’ll set the tariffs. And the Washington Redskins are back baby! |
|  HAHAHAHAHAHA |
| India trading in the tuk tuk for Harley’s |
| Based on everyone was expecting an ease of delay on China tariffs based on Bessent earlier comments. |
| Retail has a lot of money on the sidelines. |
| Would go full port on it one |
| These reporters finally realizing the absolute power trip that is manipulating 🥭 |
| Sell USD \n \nBuy Chinese Juans |
| Hopefully he's wearing his Diablo costume armor |
| Interesting. Qqq is dropping. |
| World Cup is here next year 😂 |
| so now the stock market hinges on people asking trump if he’s super serious fr fr about tariffs? |
| Not the best, but not the worst. CNBC reporters will spin it as bullish in the morning and continue the short shredding operation. |
| They never do |
| Muddy shoes. Important detail. |
| Only up 3.4% on the day |
| That's the thing. They aren't sane lol |
| Can I have hopes for my 100x call? |
| Cause you touch yourself at night  |
| thank you, I made it simple for beginners. |
| it's gyna, one day we'll meet her |
| I hear ~~Canada~~ North Minnesota is nice |
|  |
| Bullish because it can pump on nothing? |
| And then do the Jpow "are you done yet?" look after he said "no" if he's stepping down. |
| At the moment I’m happy with my plays but 🥭 will drop a tweet at 1am and fuck it all I know |
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| But but but all the factories that will come here!\n\nOk who will work in them? And for what pay?\n\nWhole thing is crazy |
| I don’t trade so I don’t lose money like you do. |
|  and delusional at least biden just fall asleep sometimes . |
| Gonna cream my dockers if we open up sub $530 tomorrow |
| This is dumb. At least use /ES, SPX, or XSP.\n\nGodspeed |
| The follow up on Fox is opt out on LGBTQ books and parents rights. |
| Incoming knife missile aimed right at the market. Uh ohhhh |
| That’s vary true. But we’re talking about subsidizing there hole economy. Yes we pay for part of production. But we can literally produce more lumber and oil if we wanted. A lot of big businesses don’t want that because they would lose profits with so much influx of product. But it would lower prices for the consumer. |
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| My TSLA puts are actually gonna print, aren't they? |
| How’d that work out yesterday |
| it was a joke. not aware if he is |
| I can't afford tripels with the tariffs. |
| Why most of the religious forbids sex before marriage????? |
| 🥭- Make VIX great again  |
| Called it a couple weeks ago, hes back at canada, then it will be greenland again.. then mexico/panama and eventually china again. Broken record teying to distract from whatver lack of progress they make on all their “goals”. |
| His mouth |
| mango still bullish on tariffs |
| What the actual flip happened to gold? Heck yeah |
| Why are emojis big again\n\n |
| He is clearly hinting at negotiations with China… his ego just won’t let him admit it. Market will not dump |
| Someone doesn’t listen well |
|  |
| That reversal on gold hot damn |
| And there’s the dump |
| Well that was bearish af\n\nCalls at open it is |
| Yeah I dont think theres much of a market for big heavy expensive American motorcycles. Need smaller and more nimble bikes to navigate the cities |
| Yesterday he flipped today he flopped |
| With the volatility, you can have extremely bad entries and still make cash since every pump gets sold off and every dump get bought up |
| Might just end up flat |
| nice. tessssslllleeerrrrr going red finally |
| Baseball is gay |
| thank you press  |
| If I may quote the greatest economic mind of our time:\n\n“Keep rollin, rollin, rollin” - Fred Durst |
| On tv |
| 515 open 515 open 515 ope |
| dump please |
| We pumped for the same reason too |
| https://preview.redd.it/w8cp5pmxqnwe1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bca3df5f3638e04c5d15510bd377a127d38999ab |
| can a bull give me a sanity check here? wasn't this all bearish as fuck? |
| My wallet! |
| I need to rant, because I'm fuming. Did these idiots forget the Fed has a DUAL mandate, it's not just about inflation. Hello? If I remember correctly, one of the reasons why Fed lowered interest rates in September was because at the start of August we got an unemployment rate at 4.3% while the forecast was 4.1% and suddenly everyone started panicking the recession is coming. Every degen in here spamming about 'Sahm rule' etc. Dollar started to weaken because everyone thought Fed overcooked and kept the rates too high for too long. Market also panicked, everyone learned what 'carry trade' means Everyone expected that Fed would lower the interest rates at the next FOMC and that's what they did. So please don't come in here months after and say 'Fed lower interest rated TWO times during raging inflation', you're only making a fool of yourself 🤡\n\nThank you for coming to my TED talk  |
| *I'm not exactly sure but I think we're fukt.*  |
| I'm surprised robinhood doesn't do predictions for these. |
| Just wait till everybody get the news |
| 30 years without the possibility of parole. |
| Cleveland guardians is objectively an awful fucking name |
| Not this |
| I should have sold my calls when they were up earlier today?\n\nInvesting is easy I think. One day buy calls, then puts and repeat. I just lost the rhythm at the moment... |
| Or what |
| I love how everyone complained about having someone ancient in office and then elected someone practically the same age  |
| Could still happen in the premarket |
| Is he speaking again tomorrow? |
| Where are you seeing him talking? |
| Bro we don’t need a power point explanation. |
| These after hours freaks selling after the presser cause 🥭 didn’t say anything to pump the markets for tomorrow morning lol |
| Tariffs back on the menu boys. Bears were hungry.  |
| Oo we got an incel expert over here. Please bestow more wisdom on us your shyness. |
|  |
| Bears don’t forget to wash your bedsheets today |
| he refuted the news of tariffs on China coming down |
| Terrible post. Is this rage bate? Is this your first time using options so you are explaining them to us to prove you know how it works? |
| What if a bomb fell on your calls right now |
| Next week  |
| Fuck it 600. Why the fuck not. |
| So a 2 to 3% down on spy and QQQ is not too bad |
| Everytime I watch one of these its a miracle I don’t have a stroke |
| What's the heaviest thing you have in arm's reach |
| You buy news and get rug pulled for a living  |
| I'm surprised 🥭 didn't let Nutnick speak, Bessent would have fell to his knees at an Arby's if he did |
| that goes without saying, I am in this sub after all. |
| Tomorrow will dump, then guess what? He will step in before a circuit breaker and change his mind. Its like clockwork |
| lol as soon as conference ended....RED  |
| NVDA dying, LOL on that China comment. |
| Why is the market reacting to it when it's the same news as yesterday ? |
| bols: maybe he'll announce the deal in tomorrow's press conference  |
| Bad bot |
| Meercat realized that Mango has no idea what he's doing |
| Damn I stopped paying attention to upcoming earnings |
| The market has noise cancelling headphones on now. Bols are fucked |
| Where did OP say they were investing? |
| Gay reporters killed my calls |
| I bought a couple SPY puts before the market closed today. If this thing mega crashes tomorrow I might be able to buy a new car |
| Did trump just blabber or did he say anything impactful to be taken seriously as well? |
| So I learned absolutely nothing from that |
| I have a super secret method to profits. If 🥭 has a speech planned. I buy puts. |
| It's Xi greatest |
| It’s “hot garbage” by youSuckAssIfYouLikeThis |
| That’s it? Bers were so smug thinking we were going to $500. LOL |
| At what point will the market understand that Trump is serious about tariffs? This isn’t 4D chess, he really believes in tariffs, not as a tool for leverage, but as an economic long term strategy. Puts seem like the only thing that makes sense. |
| Cramer simping for 🥭, it's sad even for him. |
| Idk why they do it but they do. I live inside the borders of the Muskogee Creek Nation and they have the word Indian on building and shit |
| They got  |
| Some people in here saying bloodbath tmw, literally didn’t say anything that we didn’t already know |
| Bessent will need to do daily morning/evening conferences for the next year to keep this market pumped |
| Saw it on SpongeBob but I was very high and might have misheard something |
| You mafks heard about the egg prices |
| '' now we're reversing it, at levels nobody has ever seen before'' \n\nTARIFFS ARE STILL SUPER ON, DON'T GET FOOLED |
| $550 tomorrow? |
| Jesus fucking Christ. I wish I could fucking afford puts.\n\nDon't have kids. |
| Bloombergs camera feed is very disrespectful, makes him look washed out, pale, sweaty. They need a better cameraman. |
| Introducing the all new Haari Dev Singh |
| someone test his ego with a question so he starts ranting |
| Based on what? |
| I thought it was asked about India and he thought it was about England and had to be brought back...then started talking about Harley Davidson |
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| Bears are just poor people that can’t get laid |
| https://preview.redd.it/y4970pgjqnwe1.png?width=1787&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca1db939754ade150e772c2620158958a19c9e34\n\nAs you can see the same thing already happened, February - before 5 years. |
| Wow so that's how you're supposed to say "thank you" |
| Lmao bye bye spy guess puts again tomorrow |
| He knows, he doesn’t care. |
| Will it into existence, say it with me: 515 open, 515 open, 515 ope |
| No, I’m basing it off 100 years of data. Of course during that time if you had a magic ball you could cash out and put it elsewhere until the market returned to its upward march, no one does and if you try to do it you will miss it. Time I. The market beats timing the market. DCA and let the market do what it will, buy ets that track the market. It’s plain and simple and what the greatest investor of all time recommends who has 60 years or more of market experience so I’ll continue to stick with that over what Redditors claim thankyou. |
| I don’t care if Elon decides to quit DOGE. The company is garbage |
| AH red already |
| Companies didn't build plants in China cause of tariffs. It was cause of the dirt cheap labor you moron. |
| Triples is best |
| I've been offered the position of Chief Doggy at D.O.G.E.\n\nI accept\n\n |
| "tax the rich? no. the rich will just leave, k?" \n\nfine, they can leave... they're not gonna be able to take all their assets though  |
| Yep. It will be ugly once people wake up. \n\n"The market always goes up in the long run."\n\nSure, but which market? Sure, but define "long run" - could that mean 30 years? \n\nAnd actually, maybe they don't always go up. Maybe population and efficiency gains start to go backwards. |
| They asked about India.. literally India. |
| It's pronounced Tezlerrr |
| lol shat the bed  |
| Blood bath tomorrow in markets lol  |
| May the tendies bless you |
| Wat a nothing burger |
| Aahahahhahbahahha \n\nWhat a fucking moron |
| the answers contain almost the same 10-20 words, over and over again  |
| They are all highly regarded. |
| Nothing burger speech |
| He did not want to be answering those questions at the end there, very low energy lol |
| This reporter has puts |
| He has the best relationship with Xi  |
| Now we are reversing it  |
| Let's drilling begin now  |
| Here comes the dump |
| Don't they have sick motorcycles there |
| nuttin'burger |
| “Cut it out” SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DISRESPECTFUL ASS  |
| Why won't Anonymous hack all the Bloomberg terminals to play this at open tomorrow. Nothing cool ever happens. |
| Yes, drop it, drop it now  |
|  |
| *35 million tourists to one state in the 3rd quarter alone disagree.* |
| Gyna. |
| Well now that is over back to drinking! |
| MONSTER trade deal on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY. It'll be led by the special negotiator Truckasaurus. Kids seats still just FIVE BUCKS. |
| if we have a green day tomorrow after this im buying calls on $ROPE |
| Futes just opened again |
| Did jd just visit wallstreet? |
| i roll the nickels, i deal the cards, the game is mine |
|  |
| Why is there shitty music playing in the background? |
| Asked about England, rambles about India. Close enough, I guess. |
|  |
| Didn't they say the salute gesture was acceptable *because* he was having an autism moment? |
| ?????????????? |
| This reporter has OTM puts fr fr  |
| It can be very location dependent. The old one near me basically never seasoned their rice, they were so bad. \nThen I moved and the new one near me is pretty good. \n\nBut no, you've personally tested every location to tell us they're all bad 🙄🙄 |
| Because the fucking guy is lying |
| Can we bleed over night to $520 thanks |