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| are you cooked bro? worthless puts too? |
| Wow bro singlehanded raising the S&P |
| i lost $170k |
| LMAO |
| Just did an online survey where they wanted me to speak out answers to questions to an AI interviewer. Turned on gemini live camera and then asked it to answer in live mode. Easiest 60 bucks I made. |
| Lmaooo buy high sell low classic WSB |
| If you give me 10k I'll make sure I lose it doing options |
| remember... this is just the beginning. we recovered, now we actually start pumping. because those who move the market cannot sell until the market is way higher than it is right now to make a profit.\n\n7500. here we come! |
| Bear? |
| Ty. I thought it was a joke but holy shit. |
| God I love quantum. XNDU, QBTS, IONQ |
| gross |
| Let me hold a dollar |
| I bought calls last week thinking it would at least pump ahead of earnings. I think this will continue and possibly dump just ahead or immediately afterwards regardless of the call. I think the panic around this stock is ridiculous but that's how I'm playing it. |
| 🎶**You got 99,000 problems and...** |
| I bought puts today luckily my rage trades worked out. Got lucky at the open then the dip around noon made 4k |
| Pump eet |
| Flipping a coin depending on the result I either full port Microsoft calls or i take my gains and walk |
| Given GTA6 will be console exclusive for at least the first year, is Sony an attractive play? |
| I mean it's 98 right now which isn't *great* but is largely in line with the range for the past year. |
| yep, I am absolutely floored, I lost every hope of ever making money in this stupid stock market |
| going to go jump off a building now |
| Allbirds |
| #Your losses look even worse when you factor in inflation LMAO🤌 |
| Top isn't in. This will go parabolic with FOMO before a pull back |
| Happy for my longs, sad for my shorts |
| Year 2050: US and Iran are just Planck’s length away from a deal. Stocks rally on optimism. |
| Preach it son LMAO🤌 |
| I used to be oil bull and stocks bear and am losing everything |
| Since about March 31 for me |
| Buy high sell Low |
| Well why not, why shouldn't SPY be 700? \n\nI'm ready for selling stocks and closing positions to be illegal and SPY to pump 100% a year every year and everyone be paper billionaires. You might not like it but that is the ideal market |
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| 🔥🔥🔥 |
| bro think about the buyer, hes gotta be in here somewhere |
| AMD should pump another 10% tomorrow. |
| Hi Bae 💜💜😙💜💜 |
| https://preview.redd.it/f7vswmw7kfvg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de737f66b457f5fdd024c58c17dd52b4d2dfd632 |
| That was stupid. People are going to FOMO into buying now that the market is ripping. Then again maybe people take profits. Honestly it’s all a guess. |
| I am officially lost hope as a bear. GG bulls :/\n\nWe will get you next time. Really shitty day |
| It’s funny how people here shat on growth stocks bagholders but hop back on these exact same stocks when they are recovering |
| This is why I choose to lose all my money! |
| HOOD and HIMS!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/v1pqscz5kfvg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3839b31a85ed9d7b621de27f4d3596d54a5a3934 |
| 699.90 |
| because they are the type of people they want to sell options too.\n\nthose who cannot stay solvent while they forget they even sold them these contracts. |
| #Futes are six of one, half a dozen of the other LMAO🤌 |
| I think those bulls bought the wrong shares or timed calls wrong and got stop losses 😔😮💨 |
| #Futures are even Steven LMAO🤌 |
| During covid it did crash. If you were in a situation where short term access to that money was important then you wouldve been in trouble. If you are just using it to help savings grow then theres almost no reason to ever sell |
| That's fine, not shilling. I've made a nice 10k off swinging it |
| Staples are still down and bleeding out |
| Scusa ma a sto punto le tenevi fino alla scadenza, che cosa ti cambiava una perdita di 82% ed una 100%? |
| Oracle. Redditor hate confirms it |
| The IRS had its way with me |
| If you print too much money and cause hyper inflation, people will revolt at some high number of that and replace your government with one that changes what's illegal.\n\nSo far, Jpow and company have been trying to keep a reasonable balance of things. If the fed just goes YOLO hog wild and stops trying at all, while Congress/the president also go hog wild on printing, then we encounter this scenario above.\n\n------------\n\nAlso if you print massive amounts of money, alternative investments as measured in your dollars also go up, so SP500 doesn't necessarily become any inherently more attractive. E.g. gold etc prices will also inflate accordingly with printing. |
| OP- are you ok? |
| 25K into HOOD shares bc I was too late for calls. Already up a few % HOLLA AT ME |
| Man bers are just so smart man. They understand the economy so well, the geopolitics, and theyre so good with taxes; never having to pay and shit.. Just so smart |
| u/cashflow_ don’t stop twerking bro you’re doing amazing |
| Stocks are always better. But if you’re short of money, then calls. |
| TPET, north American oil company that's finished with a 24 million ATM that's being used to purchase and develop oil producing assets. .50 rn, big boom when they drop some production news and atm closure pr. |
| Shhhh everyone on this sub struggled with Algebra |
| Holy HIMS\n\nWe're cureing baldness and limp dicks |
| i rolled into further exp dates |
| When concerts have 6 month payment plans for their ticket prices, I'm not going |
| Hey man I see you everyday being salty. Are you doing ok? I lost almost all my money in last two weeks too. Bear hug. |
| I thought I was bad for selling my calls when I was down 😭\n\n \nIf it makes you feel better, I had a call that was expiring today and when I sold it at break-even, it went up 5x. |
| Almost instantly dependent on fuel type |
| meta, but I'd be backing msft right now, at least for the next two weeks |
| the one with the lower PE |
| Been holding HOOD options since December and dollar cost averaging in heavy. THE TIME IS NOW HOODTARDS |
| look where it is relative to its ATH |
| The new Star Wars looks lit |
| Time for boomers to get in |
| The amount of times I’ve been saved. I’ll never sell early. I’ve been down 90% on NVDA on full ports and gotten saved. Sorry king! |
| Meta |
| https://preview.redd.it/8lr3puavjfvg1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb4f22b4f54f14589c881eed20c94c4333a05f0\n\n |
| Shoe company name please sir? |
| It's complicated.\n\nTL;DR. There's no real time correlation but there's trouble brewing.\n\nIn my case (Poland) there's a national monopoly that dictates prices of both nat gas and petrol but it's state owned so it cannot do whatever the fuck it wants because the government would bear the blame. So there's some wiggle room. Retail prices are heavily regulated. Industry prices too, to a lesser degree.\n\nOn top of that there's seasonality. Everyone (except southern Europe maybe) fills up their national storage during summer and empties it up during winter.\n\nThen there's climate change. We've had a decade or two of mild winters but this time chicken came home to roost. Polar vortex has broken down and we've had weeks of cold weather not seen since 90s.\n\nNothing is certain in this environment but the risks are pretty obvious:\n- since cutting off most of the Russian gas supply Europe is heavily dependent on LNG imports\n- gulf production is disrupted\n- US is unstable politically, mango could limit the deliveries out of spite\n- overall macro environment is not good\n- elevated defense spending could limit the ability of governments to suppress the energy prices |
| Clippy is gonna collect tolls at Hormuz |
| It was already at -80%, at that point why not ride to 0??? |
| they cant go down |
| Oil about to dump |
| Has the"GUH" been activated yet? |
| When your rage trades bring you back into the green 🤌 |
| At current prices, what looks more attractive here right now? \n \n[$META](https://x.com/search?q=%24META&src=cashtag_click) at $662 \n[$AMZN](https://x.com/search?q=%24AMZN&src=cashtag_click) at $249 |
| My HOOD bags still red… does that mean it’s still a buy?? |
| This shit is either gonna crash to 420 or to infinity with inflation to match |
| Fuck it dude make it a 4% move tomorrow |
| their* money\n\nby staying in school |
| rolled into further exp dates, but had to bite the bullet on my junes, theta was starting to eat me alive, on a stock that hasn’t moved anywhere but down since i bought those calls in february |
| crackhead, smart but crackhead |
| Boooom!!!!!!! |
| Can CROX get into AI too. Been holding the bags for a while now..... |
| Yep, the top is in when nobody thinks we're in a bubble anymore |
| It needs to start running if that is the case |
| Need pltr and db to shit the bank\nFed bois did a reverse tax refund on me and now im overdrawn smh |
| If you’re not keeping cash on hand for after-hours percentage scalps then wyd loser? |
| #My favorite story LMAO🤌 |
| https://preview.redd.it/rsahn06mjfvg1.jpeg?width=1946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23ec0d3737621a2505df7be1ed4eb7d6673def7a |
| PAINFUL! I've been there too! I'm sure we all have. |
| Is HOOD finally going back to swinging 10% every other week now |
| In that case YOLO everything on 0dtes at market open |
| Hey /u/freesects - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: BYND.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Personally, pretty much only just early days of news of out of control spread of COVID -- like in the current situation, it's not that the euphoria itself is "too high" in some sort of absolute sense, it's that there's an obvious un-ignorable massive problem looming that cannot fail to dampen euphoria when it hits home.\n\nIt's not "stuff seems icky, people should feel pessimistic" it's "You literally cannot physically ignore oil prices and shortages in how you price your products and in terms of shortages of other things" just like you physically cannot ignore a pandemic. |
| Reddit is going to be added to the S&P probably soon. |
| I would like the next stock name that runs 1000% please, tomorrow would be great |
| You touch down in Vegas and hop into a cab, eager to make your fortune at the nearest casino.\n\nThe cabbie turns around says to you, "I've heard of a casino that's rigged in favor of the player. Always lands on black." You agree to check out this rigged casino.\n\nYou arrive at the floor and the floor manager greets you with a wink and nudges you. "At this casino, all you have to do is put it all on black. We'll take care of the rest."\n\nYou check out the action at the biggest roulette table. A croupier named Jerome is taking bets and as he sees you approach, he winks: "i've rigged this wheel to always land on black - you're going to be so fucking rich!\n\nYou grab your chips and slam them down. "32 red". Jerome gives you a bemused look. "Uh, sir?""\n\nYou grin smugly and reply firmly "32 red". Confused, Jerome spins the wheel. Black. Again, you bet on red. Jerome frowns. You lose your money again. You'll be back next week to put all your money on weekly puts though.\n\n"Fucking casino is so rigged!", you scream at Jerome, as you leave the casino. |
| Bull to 35 |
| I bought short dated calls only regret is i didn't buy fuckinnnn mooooore |
| Thats retarded thinking, high fuel prices affect absolutely everything not only pump prices, higher cost to transport goods increases retail prices too. |
| You can fight people in the audience though |
| This, or you put every penny of *this* into VOO and keep working and the money you get from working is now the money you gamble with. |
| Hey bulls, I'm really proud of you bros. Way to hang in there since October through the ups and down, highs and lows. Patience is prevailing. Great work team! |
| Margin call |
| Hood still going up |
| Why did you buy stock in this in the first place? |
| Who the fuck is talking about the oil going to the US you fucking retard? Way to expose you can barely read too dumb shit. If the strait only blocks US and Israel but not the EU countries, US hold 0 leverage over our EU allies. Ultimately US wants EU to be useful even if they are just going to sit and do nothing, currently EU is [enacting plans to negotiate with Iran separately without US](https://www.wsj.com/world/europe/europe-drafts-postwar-plan-to-free-up-hormuz-without-u-s-5638f5f8) while ignoring US calls to help escort tankers through the straits. That's why the blockade happen so EU can't get closer to BRICS even if they negotiated a deal with Iran. It's basically "If we can't win then everyone loses"\n\nThe fact that you are talking about a toll is really the cherry on top, fuck off back to your politics koolaid sub and stop yapping off your illiterate interpretation just because you wrongly assumed I'm insulting your idol. |
| HOOD calls or shares better now |
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| I’m not even convinced by the time my 401k and social security is accessible to me that civilization won’t have collapsed |
| Well when you put it that way… |
| I think tomorrow we top out at or around 400, then look out below. That said, I like May 15 for expiration . It could easily floor for another week or two |
| Did people really think that wasn't staged? God, if only I had fewer morals... |
| 💀 |
| This! |
| Whats funny is how everyone preaching long term leaps qre the biggest losers this week. Leap calls? You made like 25% a day while weeklys printed 1000% a day. Leap puts? If you bought deep in the money like an extremely regarded person, your obscene premium is now cut in half (easily a 10k loss for just 1 of those lol). If you had short term puts, the "halving of the puts" occured every half hour, nonstop, for the past 10 days straight and anyone who DCA those is down the shitter. So really you had one option to make good on this big move, short term calls, and depending on the strike you still lost money on those too if you went too hard. The takeway is that whomever sold deep in the money puts this week made off like a bandit. |
| two things that are always true: \n\napple always goes back up and i never buy calls. \n\none day I will buy calls\n\nThen apple will not go back up. |
| #The "V" in "V-shape recovery" stands for Vengeance LMAO🤌🦅🗽 |
| I bought my first stock in 2002. I'm in it for the long haul. Like decades, not years. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4f9d0nmbjfvg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fad0b97a7f8b97396dea15d4e84635ed9867ffc9\n\n |
| Yeah I had that feeling a while back too. I started watching gold skyrocket and the value of the dollar plummet and started thinking about what a dollar was worth. Then mapping that to various stock valuations to try and make sense of it all. I came to that same conclusion that much of it is out of touch.\n\nThen someone mentioned HALO, and I haven’t dug into yet but the idea that there is something physical behind it, minerals dug up for example; something where “work” in the physical sense was done as an expression of labor over time, and that labor has a difficult time being shortcut… sort of vibed with me. I’m not really into miners per se but I’m sure there are other industries out there like railroads or something that seem interesting in these changing times. \n\nAnyway it was an interesting concept; I don’t have any data flushed out on it though. |
| I left the ship at $381,62 and im okay :/ |
| i’m okay, had gains in the last few years that made a 30k loss bad, but not devastating |
| Holy futures are up |
| Is Msft going to run the hormus toll? wtf is it pumping |
| Hey I feel you. Had 10 380C Tesla calls I sold for 0.24 each at open. Watched them go to 13.50 each an hour later. Missed out on $13,500 because I needed the $240 and was too paper-handed. Really didn’t think the stock would rally +8% out of nowhere, but had this happen too many times and been mad at myself all day 😩 |
| Come on . Let's get deez bags. Another +2% day tomorrow |
| #Literally 100% of the time market went down it went back up in a V shape recovery with vengeance and bers think it won't happen the next time LMAO🤌 |
| Corn 🌽 |
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| I think we run again. Haven't reached Spy Futures ATH. |
| Reminds me of that video that was shared probably here 1-2 days ago of a guy that says “You all sold?!” and laughs very hard haha. |
| HOOD going back to ATH |
| NKLR and BULL calls |
| https://rpc.cfainstitute.org/blogs/enterprising-investor/2023/myth-busting-the-economy-drives-the-stock-market\n\nDespite the title of this article (it's more like "we are looking into IF this is a myth"), every piece of data they include shows an huge correlation with economy performance and the stock market.\n\nIt looks like it's probably around 50/50 the economy vs other sources of variance (which doesn't mean random noise, it can be things like hype, whatever), but 50% of the variance would be a hell of a lot > 0 you're claiming\n\nAs one of the commenters points out: profit margins rather than gross product would likely match significantly more closely, while still being a real world non imaginary economic measure. |
| Now just Hood. \n\nI’ve been jumping back and forth between ASTS, AMD, for the most part, went all in on MSFT and then Hood today. \n\nI’ve been just selling if I am up 3% or more lately. \n\nProbably go back into ASTS in the month leading up to the spaces launch.\n |
| And HOOD 90c ITM just like that |
| Rough one. Not a fan of MSFT myself. |
| Yet you just said it would be 30 microsofts...? |
| THANK YOU FOR YOUR SACRIFICE! |
| DXY is 58% weighted to the Euro anyway. Plus there are a lot of relevant currencies which aren't included in DXY |
| It does not |
| My break even is $110, but I’m never selling this shit. Still think it’s gunna be a trillion dollar company one day |
| absolute regard level, I love it. |
| Reddit bubble |
| Everything is computer. |
| If you have $1000, all it takes is 3 10x trades for you to become a millionaire |
| I just want to profit 20k this year, can you tell me what to do please |
| 30K just evaporated lol would’ve paid off my student loans with that |
| I don’t play the market and only get this sub recommended to me but damn if I were this lucky I would cry tears of joy |
| You should be!\n\n!banbet |
| DOGE will go to a dollar |
| fk it im with the trend so calls no further logic needed. |
| Hahahah |
| Bear heaven |
| Im not arguing the market is rational, but see ya'll at SPY 5000 in October |
| Might just wait and see if TSM decides to have a blow out quarter. |
| Has all the offer letters for respiratory therapist at Michener gone out |
| Is this a broken clock brag? |
| Always nice to see a bag holder become a bag passer. |
| Good must win every time , Bad only have to win once |
| The world ended in 2006 when Steve Irwin died. We’ve been in hell ever since. |
| “Don’t fear the dead and don’t fear me,” Kilmer tells a child\n\n\nThey are resurrecting Val Kilmer for a new movie |
| Loaded puts and now am fcking scared |
| Futures and spot prices are way out of whack. Is my thinking. Just dunno if 24 Apr is far out enough. |
| https://www.sec.gov/files/rules/other/2026/34-105108.pdf\n\nHere’s some cope. SEC fucked us over |
| Watta fuck does allbers do!?! Sell shoes for computers?!?! |
| Do I have that small glass of reposado tonight while my wife is out? Alittle treat? |
| anybody else - so good? |
| Went from a down payment on a house to buying it outright lol 😂 congrats |
| How did all the problems vanished in 2 fucking weeks.? Algos see your positions and want to take that money from you. This rally is doing just that. Ignore bad news but pump it on same news everyday. They did this during earnings last quarter by dropping every company who was guaranteed to beat and did beat and retail piled into calls. They just wrapped it in headline ‘huge capex’ etc while those capex were mentioned before earnings numerous times. |
| Easy to say that after a quick 1-2 weeks recovery. If you go through a multi year downturn, your opinion might change |
| HOOD going craaazyyy\n\nRightfully so, bastard Vlad made 140 dollars in fees from me today alone |
| Only downside is your in range of Iranian drones and missiles. |
| Don't worry, you'll bounce back. Aharrr! (Cult UK reference)\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rv218wewifvg1.png?width=1474&format=png&auto=webp&s=02b6d3a80da9911430d79ac0bc9317a09660815d\n\n |
| Spy 8000 |
| https://preview.redd.it/dcjidfzwifvg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27ffeb46e2cb21cc1e8a1602243276bd37e07b66\n\n |
| "We aren't in a bubble the 2 most successful companies in the space can grow more!"\n\nBro a shoe company just announced an AI venture, it's a bubble lmao |
| Parents |
| Remember OpenAI?\n\n☠️ guh |
| Mine does and they have one of those cool break stuff rooms. They specialize in leveraged ETFs |
| No one right way. Whatever works for you. |
| Jesus.. |
| https://www.sec.gov/files/rules/other/2026/34-105108.pdf\n\nIt was almost an 08 market |
| Poor bear |
| find stock that can 10-20% in a day have far OTM calls easy +1000% look at HIMS and quantum stocks\n\n |
| Get two 3.162x plays in a row |
| Paper hands |
| So when are they made part of the dow then? |
| Not as bad as baseball, what even is that?? |
| Dont be like 99% of wsb. Cash out, enjoy the money. |
| Prob a smart time to be bearish |
| How have we not realised by now that this is the next person elected problem? \nUnder Pumpkin Hitler, market makers know they can do any manner of manipulation and not be penalized. And if they are, they'll be bailed out. They're also pricing in Powell leaving and making way for a biased fed chair, mad money printing, low interest rates and probably, Pumpkin Hitler winning the midterms. \n\nAll the failures that will happen from these instances will be the "other" guy's problem. \n\nI really think we hit 750 by summer. Whether it's an elevator or slow spiral staircase upwards, who knows. \n\n\n |
| Regulators reportedly zeroing in on suspicious trades ahead of taco post https://share.google/UcwIfLmP8QMA11soE |
| you fought the good fight sir |
| https://preview.redd.it/qwypug0rifvg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c1590a889409b0477eb952d324cdfd3fa680aaf\n\n |
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| Peace talks with Iran Microsoft 430 tomarrow |
| HOOD absolutely parabolic |
| Y'all seen this door dash grandma thing it's fucking hilarious |
| I literally have a (growing) list that i like to troll them with:\n\nIran, Tariffs, RUS v. UKR, CHI dumping $ for Gold, Venezuela, Private Credit, CRE, supply-chains, Fed runoff, safety-net cuts, stagflation, inflation, assflation, $38T debt, $1T deficits, SVB, ↑ INS costs, CC debt, ↑ car prices, AI job losses, DOGE, 350k+ Federal job cuts, 3M+ workers deported, housing ↓, weak consumer, Gov Shutdown(S), FHA bubble, student loans... |
| What next, holeplugger? |
| Bers |
| I love how the idiots bragged in Slack about being a monopoly in discovery and admitting they were robbing customers blind and the DOJ takes a lame settlement. |
| Its the solitaire of sports. |
| I just farted |
| I got calls bro I made money, it is about to crash spectacularly. I loved that close, the fact it got all the way to 700 means we have even MORE room to go down before it pumped 10% off nothing but euphoria and lies LMAO |
| You were down 82%? At that point just let em ride |
| Based on the loss porn on main.. |
| I’m not a perma bear, but just a bear right now. There’s zero explanation for the rally we just had, I really think it’s to suck up retails money and dump on them. We will see very shortly in a month or 2. |
| Those machines aren’t easy to produce like a single NVDA rack. |
| Fellas, how stupid would it be to go hog wild on calls at open tomorrow? |
| Just remove the v and the s and you're pretty much there |
| I’ve seen enough. I’m buying calls tomorrow. This is everyone’s warning |
| Greedy bull |
| MSFT is 70% of my networth thank you for saving my marriage |
| puts worthless sir? |
| HOOD just blasting past 90. Question is, when I hit my break even, do I sell and invest in index etfs? \n\n\nHahahahahahaha |
| The stock market is a really easy game |
| *Bahahahaha. Dude I just shot bourbon outta my nose. Damn it man. That shit hurt.* |
| Sad pepe |
| 🤒 |
| Turn up to work at 0900 like a normal person and avoid the stock market entirely. \n\nI'm just here for the degeneracy. |
| BUY BUY BUY!!! |
| Yes |
| Gone where? Going on a trip? |
| by the rivers of babylon |
| 👏 👏 |
| Tomorrow: Bols banging the berz now widow wives |
| Somehow bought OPEN leaps a couple months before that started to rip lol may be running out of luck |
| I loaded up some calls when I saw it rally but after hearing that I might get some more |
| What a shit show this is unfolding |
| Had the same idea, get the fuck out of it brother. Time to ride the wave. |
| Welp 🐻 it’s been real. Play account is almost fully decimated. The only thing alive and well are my $NBIS shares. Hope my wife enjoys the 401k when I’m gone. |
| So, if I’m understanding correctly, they have literally no business and no IP. They are just a registered business entity, i.e., a shell company, with $50M and they thought their best way forward was to announce that they have a zero-baked plan to micro-copycat Coreweave? |
| Now yall are just mad and complaining that orange guy caused this? I thought we were here to make money. |
| They are too regarded to feel. |
| This is me bag holding my oil calls but I ain’t folding shit |
| Who the fuck is trading 3M in SOFI... |
| I like it up here, it’s inflation adjusted |
| Lulu can’t sell pants in china … plus Apple introduced budget MacBook. Also $1 profit 1000 times is better than $20 profit 10 times |
| Calls on tennis |
| Yeah volume was much higher mid Jan to mid Feb. This is volume for ants, always below 1M average. |
| Don't let fear get ya can be normal depending on ya situation but if you start getting sick or any signs like that yeah. Er for sure |
| Not too bad, Donald. You can do better though! |
| WW3 PRICED IN |
| Congrats. |
| UPS blows |
| You think it breaks through the 200 or bounces back down |
| expensive oil makes rich people do worse, so what's your point? |
| I would not be OK rn if I were you |
| From shoe company to Ai darling up 1000% in one day. Fly BIRD fly!! |
| There are no survivors |
| They are certainly dragging it out to cause as much damage as possible, but after the US meaningfully secures the strait, Iran loses a ton of leverage. Further, after the straight is secure, Iran has vastly more to lose than anything the US could lose from the war. It's entirely possible the US never gives control of the strait back to Iran. It might fall to some international group that forever guarantees passage for the Saudis, UAE, Qatar, Kuwait, Iraq, etc. I doubt they'd go with any UN involvement since Europe, Russia, and China all refused to help. China might even get significantly less access since they supplied weapons to Iran. That would also let Russia jack up their prices to China. The current US admin seems to love helping Russia, so that seems likely. |
| The new age is upon us take advantage or watch from the sidelines |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/InitiativeGlum2507 made a bet that HOOD would go to 90.0 within **1 day** when it was 82.89 and it did, congrats regard.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| you need to have at least 2,000 in your profilio. |
| Karma only goes up |
| What if I told you there is something at has a delta of +1 or -1 , 100% of the time ? |
| Finite oil is a myth according to some |
| I have a lot in cash but I also have some moonshot calls just in case the market does some wacky and unreasonable things. |
| THROBBIN HOOD G9ING BALLISTIC AGAIN |
| screenshot from the big short. |
| took Ls for a week straight |
| Felt dirty switching sides yesterday. Better late than never I guess. |
| No club. Invest money & go long, that’s all for me. You seem like gypsy with crystal ball? Identical personal brokerage balance too. Sorry bear gypsy |
| Its funny how brokers like JPM, GS etc switched to bullish on April 8 after already being up +8% from lows. Just gotta play the narrative I guess, so who cares. One week prior they said more escalation and ground troops is the most likely case. Basically everyone was saying ground troops haha. |
| I think for most people it's about socializing during a game. And a lot of people like it exactly because they can work and conduct business while they play |
| I have an emergency fund for sure, for an amount of time I'm comfortable with. But anything I don't need for the forseeable future, I put in either index funds or individual stocks. It's often just a matter of surviving without selling at the bottom.\n\nIf the market crashes and stays crashed, I don't think I'll really care because EVERYTHING will be bad and collapsing. Our system is built on the stock market and debt. |
| Meanwhile even the most braindead of us bulls made bank 🔥 |
| I yearn |
| manipulation is as old as the market itself |
| Market going wild. Sold my market position $.25 from the previous high and Microsoft said alright I’ll carry the port now |
| radio check - drill team six , confirm status |
| Omg, shoes! |
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| You never know if it’s a pullback. |
| I’m craving insider information |
| How are bears feeling at this point....Just insane up only price action |
| https://preview.redd.it/qqrzbnz0ifvg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adfe638b37521cb31295967dd6a1cca9ca728b4c |
| how much higher do we go ? 🙂 \n\nseems like we can pump another 0.5% overnight |
| Calling it: We are going up because the dollar is being devalued at a massive scale because they intend to default on all loans. Not sure where they are going to for safety. Perhaps gold. |
| I think all the bears turned into bulls😀 |
| 159% lol |
| theta day tmw |
| What was the investment? |
| It breaks the distractions and brings you into the present moment. It’s very zen like if you allow it to be |
| We need a hall of fame post for some of the ber comments over the last couple weeks |
| i don’t remember seeing you then 🤔 |
| We can hope , money coming in for me like this is nuts , I just turned 20 and my net worth has doubled this week. It rises tomorrow it may just triple |
| New highsss |
| Remember when the world ended two weeks ago |
| Do you know how game dev works? Not to be rude but if they started dev back in 2015ish they can’t just jump game engines. They probably started dev of the engine back then. |
| Breaking:\n\nIn a stunning move, C3ai has announced it will now shift to making shoes.\n\nWhen reached for comment the CEO was heard rambling "Shoes shoes shoes" |
| That's good. I'm going to steal that one. |
| Well I guess Hood is going back to 150 |
| LLY LEAPs looking promising.... |
| Fuck this hurt to see fuck |
| Remember when an Iced Tea company pivoted into Crypto? |
| I was tired of being a bear anyways |
| we will see about that, i averaged down so i am already deep itm. |
| I’m going to make so much money shorting TESLA … again |
| This is true loss porn |
| What scanners? |
| 🤝 hope your not in puts. |
| Bears, just so you know, you WILL BE CUKED by tomorrow. SPY will breach 700 and onto 710 by EOW. |
| Bers using 4D mind analysis to justify their puts\n\n“WAR IS NOT OVER, INFLATION, STAGFLATION , CONSUMER SPENDING, LAYOFFS, STRAIT NOT OPEN, ROTATION OUT OF US EQUITIES, OIL ABOVE ONE HUNDRED ☝️, CREDIT DEFAULTS, BLACKROCK FUNDS DENYING WITHDRAWALS, HIGHER FOR LONGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” |
| 2 weeks ago all was bear posts, now it’s silent… |
| I was referring to the little the US gets directly.\n\nAnd no, they aren't going to charge massive tolls to try and make up for their poor decisions. The longer the wait, the worse it will be for them. It's happened over and over. Hopefully Irans finally learned their lesson. |
| Wasn't worth waiting? |
| I have been traumatized. Brokers need to offer therapy sessions. |
| You know it will be back under 700 by open so the calls won't print no matter what happens tonight |
| If you reply is that the void shouting back or me shouting at an amalgamation you perceive as a void |
| Tom Lee said war is stimulative lol |
| Noice, I think in ur with a good chance |
| CME investigating front running TACO trades in the oil futures market.\n\n“Nothing is more important than ***the illusion of*** market integrity,” a spokesperson at CME told CNBC.\n\nFront running trades? Insider fuckery? No one will go to jail. Carry on TACO. |
| Qqq 650 baybee you're next |
| We’re 6 weeks in brudda - it’s more that 2 weeks is not too long not too far relative to time |
| You all ready for WTI/US Gas Prices to fuckin skyrocket like the Indexes when 121 super tankers literally take oil out of the US local supply?\n\n\nhttps://youtu.be/cGQVhnP0POE?si=7eAHsvF_6tv8ZXgv |
| I think that the suffering of everyone you know is intrinsically linked to the massive successes of these companies 🤣 the more suffering you see, the better your portfolio will perform, maybe? |
| Yea I’m jealous of ur 30k I was being sarcastic lol |
| ...because inflation isn't high enough? |
| You know when BULL goes up double digits that the top is close. Holy hell. |
| Bers praying for terrorists so their puts can print\n\nL M A O |
| this market is divorced from fundamentals |
| Golf is the most fucking boring game mayne. Maybe i am not ready to be rich with this mindset. Will buy 0dtes with thelittle gains |
| Those Dee Browns 🥵 |
| This is the quality content that keeps me on Reddit |
| The value of all this stuff on the stock market is completely out of touch with reality |
| Such a nightmare for all the bears involved |
| How many sell orders tried to process at 700? Lol |
| 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Iran never has to fire a shot. Just the threat of destroying ships is enough to give them control of the strait. And that is all the leverage they need. Not sure how people don't understand this. |
| Still highly intrigued by those USO 24 Apr calls. |
| It's a mind game. I don't know if it can be learned but possibly. |
| This guys whole profile is him constantly yelling into the void |
| In the future every war dip will become shorter and shorter, to the point ww4 is officially declared it will likely just be intraday dip lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/m1xbkludhfvg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=470fae21648371ce8597ccd572d569f2283cc88a\n\n |
| oddly enough some of the most annoying bulls during the bloodbath are conspicuously quiet |
| We tew high. What to do |
| Cramer bearish on BIRD lol. Another 800% tomorrow, why not |
| And the dow it's not at 50,000🥲 |
| I dunno. 2008 had the vibes of, wtf is gonna fail next. Every drop after that just runs up and toes the edge of the cliff. 2008 felt like hitting every ledge on the way down. It’s just a matter of time before you get another email from another buddy who lost his job to see if where you are is hiring… etc. |
| BIG PUMPY. |
| Is there a better solution/quality pic anywhere? |
| Cool GoPro needs to give up on cameras tomorrow and Snapchat give up on everything, both pivoting to AI. |
| As a larping bear I will return when my comments give me karma, till next time 🕺 |
| Last shit was taken or last shit was given? |
| Some random rich person shuffles around some money and reddit freaks out like something amazing happened.\n\nIt's incredible how dumb everyone is. |
| Take profit |
| Definitely seeing NTDOY stock grow in the upcoming months! Soon we are going to get some massive announcements for new titles and it will definitely bring in more towards the Switch 2 sales! |
| Prove it. |
| WE STILL GOING UP |
| Not a coincidence that 🥭 always mentions “two weeks” in his plans & now the market also fully recovered in two weeks.\n\nHe was dropping subliminal message in our face this whole time. |
| ghey bers are nuked out of´these sub or they have no time, have to work behind wendys |
| "US to launch tariff refund system on April 20, per Reuters" |
| Oklo still down 18% ytd. \n\n\nEveryone calm the f down |
| Roflmao i forgot my whole 401k is in qqq |
| Thats it? More like 1k |
| Is Avis a car company? Or can it become an Ai company 🤔 |
| Bubble makes it sound like we are trading on fundamentals. Fundamentals don’t matter for shit anymore. |
| Let’s get another 10% correction so we can push spy to 777 by this q. 😮💨 |
| Reebok Pumps but the pump button says "AI" |
| Would |
| Pumped while I was sitting on cash that evaporates slowly everyday |
| It’s like gas station sushi. It’s beautiful in its own way |
| I need a win like I need to get laid. I’m hoping the pajamas bid this up all night so they rig in the morno. Imagine I showed her my port she would die laughing 🤣 |
| Not bears |
| 8,436 days since last shit was given.\n\nYou might consider an er honestly though. |
| What am i going to do with all this money!?!?!? |
| he will be back on options within a month |
| What happened? |
| Bro. We’ve just seen news of a blockade that will impact global oil prices and we hit ATHs. \n\nNothing is ever coming down again. \n\nIt’s all just made up bullshit that trades on vibes. TA is what nerds use to justify their losses when their math doesn’t fit the outcomes |
| go to the hospital |
| Same. Stay safe out there, dude |
| Talkin like someone who doesn’t live in tornado alley lmao |
| NOT GOING TO HAPPEN |
| This is the way |
| 1 month later and we're back. I hope it continues going up for you. |
| PUMP PUMP PUMP |
| The peptides could be huge |
| stop connecting the dots, come on man |
| Everyone’s a genius in a bull market |
| https://preview.redd.it/gh45ngoxgfvg1.png?width=2688&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5bc6dd0ff689af71e3a01c15e28065248e64c08\n\n |
| FUCKKKKKKK |
| https://preview.redd.it/fdu32k3wgfvg1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=a579f5fc0faef2d724d308e7570d21d0b404275a\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/m0ehrs5xgfvg1.png?width=1731&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ee491290bd6bd667a81e031f9b63c1a8d14a1d5 |
| Dang even a fraction of that would be enough to save the family farm... if only I knew how to replicate even some of that success. Congrats on your windfall! |
| Some fire sex, a hibachi dinner, and a green port\n\nThe finer things |
| Buy it！ |
| I hope so man lol , got 4k in calls , I just became profitable after 6 months today |
| Literally the most useless advice. |
| I think there is just too much cash sloshing around the world still from COVID and it is still permeating the markets. If we see a proper risk on environment (tariffs removed, Iran resolved, inflation expectations peaking) then I think you could see a huge melt up to eye watering levels. |
| Triple it Thursday tomorrow bols get ready for that 3%. |
| Wish I could gamble derivatives of my ESOP shares lmao |
| possible |
| paper handed all my positions for pennies |
| when the fed says they'll inject 450b, but actually on pace for 700b this year. |
| told my boss we should rebrand the shop as a AI structure and he told me that we already are seeing how it already houses a bunch of Absolute Idiots |
| Scared money don't make money. |
| ah perfect thank u - makes sense now |
| Bers will start talking about weekend Dow again starting tomorrow\n\nLook at how that worked out for you this week 🫵 |
| "Best economy in the history of....the economy. Nobody has ever seen anything like it, have they? There are many jobs, many jobs. We love the jobs, don't we?" |
| SPY deep green yet the S&P equal weight ended lower lol - lots of carnage minus the QQQs |
| It’s all good in the HOOD |
| Thanks for your sacrifice to the stonk gods |
| Hood shares purchased Monday afternoon are up 26.27% |
| I had bought GOOG 330 calls back before last earnings. Was down over 90%. Now only 50% let's goooo |
| Bears be like - but but the strait is not open 😭 LMaO |
| I bought my first stock in 2002. One was NVDA. I buy when I can, high, low, middle. Doesn't matter. |
| Imma come back to this tmr |
| scared of a little wind cupcake? |
| Just one, I guess. |
| Dear lord in heaven please don't grace me with this level regard |
| Shouldn't really move the needle that much. \n\n\nTheoretically gives more trend support as gi joe can buy his 5 call / puts every day now. |
| Agreed I bought at the bottom of the dip today already up 18k at mc, it goes up again tomorrow I’ll buy him what ever he wants |
| I downturned deez nuts |
| Completely regarded to sell regardless of what happened this week you deserve this pain retard |
| Dune 3 |
| Yes |
| **22 days** since last shit was taken. |
| Monday: 90% of berz wiped the f out\n\nTuesday: remaining 10% wiped the f out\n\nToday: bols pissing on berz' graves |
| June though. Gotta be better playa |
| /r/NonCredibleDefense got you fam: https://old.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1skkotk/i_have_come_from_the_future_this_is_the_state_of/ |
| If history repeats 770 EOY? |
| Just do it |
| Ok, you go make money off the “economy” while the smart ones make money off the market. |
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| They'll get a better deal if they negotiate while they still have some leverage. After the US significantly secures the straight–even if it's not 100%–the only leverage Iran would have is to bomb the desalination plants. That would essentially end any and all support Iran has from anyone, even China would cut them off at that point. \n \nOr, if China keeps feeding them weapons, it just means China is fully committed to the war as well, which would mean accelerated decoupling from China. |
| If I pivot to a squeeze for fuck fuck fuck, how many bots will reply? |
| > peace in our time\n\nokay Tony Stark. |
| Bears won’t buy a stoc because they think it’s overvalued and it’ll crash + they don’t want to lose money \n\n\nSo instead, they try shorting into rally’s or bottoms and lose money but say it’s manipulated |
| rip in peace... |
| Wtf |
| Ticker? Haha |
| https://preview.redd.it/5odysgjmgfvg1.jpeg?width=1034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=881c712f9062b3372d8a68f8d978a8c6d0b571c8 |
| NG is down like 40% in the last 2 months. It’s been a total elevator to hell. \n\nGreat for swing trading though. |
| In principle we're talking about the straight being completely open |
| You hiring? |
| No |
| Bers 🫵must have forgotten the historical pump exactly one year ago |
| There's a lot more to live man please don't feel that way I promise you things will get better |
| ouch |
| No |
| ASML is run by retards. \n\nLiterally the definition of a monopoly (more so than even NVDA) - they should be doubling revenue every 15 minutes. |
| Who says this |
| Isn’t this one pretty shorted? |
| Are there really that many sub $25k accounts that will boost brokerage revenues 🧐 |
| No such thing as running out of oil if you're a superpower |
| Trying really hard not to fomo into tech rn |
| The only reason why delusional bull regards exist is because stocks go up more often than not, knowing when to buy or sell is the hard part |
| Is that how much more it will go up? |
| If you can suddenly stop looking everyday, sure. |
| Let’s see if it breaks the magic wall |
| Is that so? Whats the biggest downturn and how long did you have to weather it?\n\nCoz this sounds like some shit someone who only has seen a post 2016 market would say |
| #$AMZN FAIR VALUE $140, SELL NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE |
| so spy went from 629 to 700 on strait opening right? the strait is open right? |
| TSLA to squeeze and it did |
| Has everyone here forgotten the dollar being turned into literal toilet paper for the rest of the world?????? ????? IS EVERYONE HERE FUCKING REGARDED??????? |
| Incorrect. Most of what "the poors" buy is low margin and pretty competitive. Much easier to make profits on luxury goods. See first class seats on airlines, lulu pants, brand new iphones, etc. |
| here comes the euphoria. not a good sign |
| Alright bulls win, have fun guys |
| Nobody's going to notice that's only a triple. |
| First off relax and breathe, then stop gambling. Don’t gamble anymore. Make reasonable decisions. No going all in. |
| Bro said no volume |
| Are we crashing yet? |
| Nvda thoughts tmr?? |
| what red futures? we pumping again |
| And have it go up 900% |
| > Buls are very happy that I am permanently pumping the market. I am doing it for them, also - And the World. The markets will never dump again! I have agreed to full port puts. My broker will give me a big, fat, margin call when I reach the bottom in a few weeks. We are reaching the bottom together, and very well! Doesn’t that beat Wendy’s??? BUT REMEMBER, we are very good at wendys, if we have to - far better than anyone else!!!\n\n\- Bur |
| I’ll keep dreaming for this. p/e is way out of line and AI is posing a lot of credit risk |
| Did not realize the new GameStop thing is basically gambling |
| $1 USD is equal to $1.3 million Iranian currency. I think Iran is cooked. I'm not sure why the media makes it seem like they're putting up a fight. |
| Midterm election drawdown🤓 |
| Trump can make a single tweet and most people and AI bots will think that the bad news never happened.\n\nAt this point things must get really bad before people snap out of it. |
| HIGHER, THE KING OF THE SKY |
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| That was pretty easy last time |
| In my experience, weathering downturns and corrections is less stressful than going all cash and trying to decide when/if to get back in.\n\nBut that's just one man's opinion. |
| who invented V-shapes anyway |
| yup just like the last week or so |
| HIGHER |
| "Truman bought puts too early and lost his boat, he can no longer afford to escape. Now let the market crash slowly to bait him in again, set him up with a loan and cripple him with debt." |
| Only part of Ballerina I liked was the flame thrower fight |
| lmao ber |
| Dont give up man keep pushing |
| The cheat code is CALL PUT PUT CALL PUT PUT CALL PUT |
| I also remember Tasha |
| God damn I am dreading tornado season. Springs storms getting worse each year even though climate change not really on the national consciousness anymore |
| With earnings around the corner?? |
| Market is giving us the longest running April Fools joke. |
| Elite trying to create fomo so they can exit positions you can’t fool me. I won’t be exit liquidity. |
| lmao |
| Nah, their AI will be wearing shoes so while all the other AI companies are trying to figure out how to get AI to wear shoes, Allbirds will have cleared that critical hurdle to real AI |
| Dollars? 😂 |
| retail traders seeing all the gain post will definitely FOMO into a stock at the top. CASH IS A POSITION. |
| Do we need more top signals? |
| I mean new ATHs\n\nI’m taking one for the team here. Taking a ban so we can all print money |
| Consider a gambling hotline\n\nSee you tomorrow OP |
| Big peenrs |
| Because if the trend continues long enough, we run out of the oil, and 🥭 only does stuff if the line goes down |
| Not 3 million active users who buy. So yes they can move a ticket with a small cap. As a matter of fact, it’s the whole reason this sub became famous. Large cap tickers? No way. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 650.0 before 04-Jun-2026 10:51 AM -05 |
| Bought puts through end of week. Ready to be punished again. lol |
| !banbet |
| >Is that… better or…?\n\nyup that's better\n\n>Doesn’t that even say the dollar is stronger…..\n\nthere you go. Dollar is stronger now than it was 10 years ago.\n\nThe narrative that USD is devaluing is hardly visible in the numbers. |
| lmao holy shit bro i’m genuinely at a loss of words this has to be just hyperinflation stocks only go up no such thing as a bubble |
| That timeline feels right; assuming no new catalysts either right..? Like Hormuz shutting in VLCCs that are too big to escape the Red Sea via Suez. |
| I want the AI to stfu and just flash green or red when it knows something. First company to make this happen is the $10 trillion winner |
| The stock of a shoe company pivoting to AI goes up 300%…weird timeline we live in. Everything seems to be pump and dump. Pump on Monday and dump by Friday. |
| Me neither, i dont invest in things that dont make sense |
| That like 7 massive companies are at or near ATHs |
| reason? |
| are you for real |
| Weird this sounds like what that one meth addict in Primm told me, something about why these are the best slot machines because like the big casino are rigged.\n\nQuick follow up question. How many teeth do you still have? |
| Don't need to. Say the magic word in a press release, buy some compute time to resell and show you're not complete nonsense, and watch wall street flood in. |
| There aren't 3 million people on this sub. There's maybe 10k active on a good day. |
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| !banbet SPY -1.5% 2d |
| MSFT✈️ thank me later, AI Estimated $118-$122+ after tmr. Buy up the calls and bankrupts the sellers 📈 |
| Thsts cuz you don't understand that tesla stock has nothing to do with earnings. It has everything to do with elon hyping shit to the moon and mars, literally. |
| HIMS about to double |
| Why you still had 2 months |
| Gents, we buying calls for tmmr? |
| Not much WTI infrastructure been bombed. A ton of Nat gas processing facilities in ME have been. |
| Same but: \n1) I Bought \n2) I sold \n3) Fuck. |
| I'm on board with this |
| G |
| You already have a bet going - QQQ to 605.0987 before 22-Apr-2026 05:00 PM -05 |
| So? A few months from now no one will give a fuck |
| Red futures means gonna be another huge rally tomorrow |
| Isn’t -20k of losses a gain.\n\nDouble negative and all |
| Are you trying to drive me crazy? |
| We live in bubbles so it makes sense |
| Imagine how this can go down on REALLY bad news + high volume, when this can go up +11% in two weeks on no volume and (?) news. |
| Lmao who cares about Australia |
| Any bets on if OP bought a whole lot of Allbirds today? |
| dude me too.. fuming |
| Why |
| Aurora! |
| Wti futes - 4.5% natgas futes +6% what the fuck is this market idek |
| Put it in Bitcoin, im not giving the market my money until it shows me a red day |
| Great job highlighting you share the same IQ as a inbred road kill with that "2 ships a month" gaslighting. I guess blocking 2 ships was more than enough to [drive physical spot bid to $150](https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/physical-oil-europe-hits-record-high-near-150-barrel-hormuz-crisis-worsens-2026-04-13/), good one you fucking retard. |
| Thank you for your sacrifice🙏 |
| It's way too bullish here so inverse reddit means to buy puts? |
| Raising hand. |
| Yeah, but this place always knows the news before anyone else because the news moves the market. for a low end casino, it knows stuff |
| Hmm you seem to have forgotten that it it only goes up |
| It’s already at ATHs lol 😂 you mean even higher let’s go!!! |
| That was with the vaccine on the horizon and the money printer on though right? We haven't even done anything, it's just the expectation that this will be COVID or the tariffs again driving it |
| Somehow a bigger bubble than it was 2 months ago. |
| Where are you on this trade? |
| You already have a bet going - QQQ to 605.0987 before 22-Apr-2026 05:00 PM -05 |
| 3k doesnt seem too bad keep at it bro u definetly gonna be a millionaire one day |
| !banbet VIX +20% 1w |
| BEARS LMFAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| The stock market continues to grow and yet some people are confused every time it goes up |
| Finally unbanned from reddit as a whole. Made a joke about Israel I guess the mossad didn’t like that. My fault. Won’t do that again. I know my place now! |
| This is a good thing for there bottom line especially in the short term and will bring them closer to better profitability, love snap or hate it the next two quarters should be profitable \n\nIf they actually had some common sense leadership the stock could be worth a lot more too |
| There’s 3 million people on this sub and you guys still don’t think retail can move a ticker lmao |
| I closed all my short positions at the bottom, feels amazing. should have flipped long lol, can’t believe they got a DARPA |
| Does this mean I can finally buy a concert ticket without having to choose between the front row and my mortgage payment? |
| Where is the guy bought call 1 month out? I could not find it. |
| What’s this color? Never seen it befor |
| LOL, based comment\n\nyou should definitely apply for SpaceX IPO to justify your usename |
| Buy more. Cta had to buy $30 soemthing billion of s&p stocks this week. 50 billion of other stuff. This is all driven by the robots (algorithms). They are a dog chasing a ball into traffic\n\nGo read the IEA April report too |
| Feeling cute might full port Microsoft calls and blow my port tomorrow |
| Good on you for getting out immediately |
| Nice SPY TO ATH lfg |
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| It will never go down again worse than what we just saw. Every drop will be a V-Shape recovery. It’s up only, forever. It’s illegal for it to go down. You can either accept it or not, idc. |
| IDK but I thought there was a war on. I’m clearly in the minority. |
| !banbet qqq -5% 1w |
| Yeah, there's some Quantum conference happening, and Nividia announced some new AI tool for quantum research. Probably going red in a few days though I'd imagine |
| It has nothing to do with vengeance, or the future of their country *as **we** see it.* Iran’s leadership wants to keep power. That is their goal. They will go to great lengths and even take crazy gambled in order to achieve that goal. If they believe that obliterating the current US administration politically is the *only* way they can realistically achieve that goal then they will act accordingly. Unless they either blink, or decide that there’s another way their regime can stay in power. |
| 700 kids? maybe |
| https://preview.redd.it/roaoqj8effvg1.jpeg?width=1188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=967b1850ad629fbba327a1d9b6a62851487edde5\n\n"Ok now make it even more obvious it's a bubble by having a fucking shoe company rebrand as AI hosting" |
| Stop trading permanently, index invest, go get an ice cream cone, and take a walk at a park. Life's a bitch, but you can handle it. Fix it today. |
| CTNT 50K shares. I love dead cat bounces! |
| Hate when that happens. |
| Ever since the GME saga this place has felt like a casino.\n\nBut like not a high end Vegas Casino, more those sad fucking vibes from the Primm gas station slot machines. |
| I am pleased to announce that I am pivoting from doing nothing with my life to using AI to do nothing with my life. \n\n\nMy net worth just increased 500% |
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| !banbet SPY -1.5% 2d |
| Long $ROPE |
| Raises hand |
| Simplertrading.com. watch sam and taylor |
| He sold? |
| This is going right back below $1 lol. They're entering a very crowded competitive space with zero game plan except to have a warehouse |
| That RDDT gets added to the index in June |
| Market in giveth mode right now\n\nTaketh mode starts on **** 2026 |
| For my mental health I will say this is AI .. |
| I’m sorry my brother. You sound like a good person going through something difficult. Here for you. How can we support you? |
| News just keeps getting better |
| OP is Cramer's nephew.... |
| GoFundMe created to buy Jensen a new leather jacket if Nvidia can close above 200 tomorrow |
| But like, oil physically exists. We can see supply draw downs and model how much is flowing. We can see the changes in GCC exports. |
| i had 78$ in a roth i set up on WeBull like 2 years ago that i never checked. i went into it yesterday and bought like 6 tsll 12.5 calls. the account now has 3200 in it LOL. |
| IONQ |
| Parts of Australia actually ran out of gas and diesel, sooo I think it’s safe to say some places have “empty shelves” this time. \n\nConstant changes in tariff policy and lack of enforcement, along with major loopholes provided to anyone who gave Lutnik a massive bribe helped keep major corporations shipping goods.\n\nThere’s no paper version that can print or waive molucule movement and tankers move a little faster than a bicycle around the planet. Seems more like a Covid supply side crunch than anything to do with tariffs. |
| I mean I’m with you, I’m in VG and it’s following LNG pretty closely. I could be very wrong and very dumb but feels like the MMs are trying to offload their AI bags before dumping again. I think LNG’s earnings in the next few weeks will be a reality check. GL! |
| This guy gets it |
| she ain't a 10 |
| 1000 product owners, 1000 project managers, 1000 HR people, 995 in advertising, 5 engineers |
| Lol would make it pretty easy to make money to take thus approach wouldnt it? This is engrained in our market now and it’s not a good thing. When it do go down, it’s do go dowwwwwwwn. |
| $1.72 per ticket is actually a lot less than I thought, but I assume it's not counting their top level concerts. Even the blind knows LYV monopolized ticket sales by streamlining convenience, so the bigger question is how many other country is going to start going after them based on this verdict. |
| It has already been stated the deal will be way worse than what was established during Obama. Iran will be able to enrich slowly over the limit they had before within 5 years and will have a toll on the strait. None of which was the case before. Art of the deal for you . |
| Congrats and fuck u |
| Ah yes, the world's biggest economy undone by blocking like the 2 ships a month we get from the gulf lmao. You belong here. |
| Maybe next time just buy the bluechip ai tech stock at 22 pe 👌💸 |
| We have decades of historical data showing when demand destruction occurs for oil it's not anything new, and writing an ignorant comment on wsb isn't going to change anything. \n\nAlso I hate to break it to you but 40k guy isn't a serious contributor in discretionary spending in our K shaped economy anyways. I don't know why I bother answering you retards but it's fun to laugh at the gorilla in the cage sometimes. |
| A bears best friend right now has 3 letters. C T A. lol learn about those and you'll understand the rally 😉 |
| How many are there of you "my cash is on the sidelines" folks? |
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| hey, no joke, you should call your doctor and make an appointment or go to urgent care and talk to someone to get some care. Life doesn't have to be like this. |
| Literally didn’t say that from what I’m seeing just a video at 2:56 about the blockade |
| https://preview.redd.it/o9kg9dw0ffvg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1df3bede12bcc44b86844fd64a08bb9df3b5393f\n\n |
| Absolutely nothing |
| im gonna pull 600lbs conventional by eoy u heard it here first |
| Usually I’d be down 10k plus on a rip like this trying to play a mean reversion.\n\nI’m proud to report I’m only down 2k today and 4k this week.\n\nSo I’m still gay, just not THAT gay. \n |
| SP500 back to ath but a lot of stonks are not. What could that mean |
| I wanna thank the gay bears who have TDS for putting their emotions above their bank accounts and buy puts |
| Lmao don’t look at the BIRD 5y chart |
| Social Security cap on earnings was roughly 130k in 2020. Now it’s north of 175k. They didn’t raise the cap to make social security more solvent. Money is worth comically less now. |
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| This is way worse. This is if pets.com had decided to ditch pet supplies and declare it was going to pivot to only doing Credit Default Swaps. |
| My cash on sidelines is looking a lot less smug now I can tell you. |
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| Let me get 10k so I can put it on black my good sir |
| !banbet tqqq -4.3% 6d |
| Wheneve the market is hit with a black swan event it just ends up going even higher. Retard strength. |
| DANG\n\n \nAM I late??? more upside here\n\n |
| Yes. 700.01 |
| i'm married, i have boobs, and we already own a house with mortgage under 3% as our only debt, but good luck with all that |
| Ber will start calling themselves bird after today trying to disguise themselves |
| If you ask everyone from 3 days ago, yes |
| Yes |
| TSM has the chance for a generational bear extinction event. |
| Fuck you. |
| No bullshit, I legit think I am on the verge of having a full on mental breakdown. I just wish I didn't have a mom that loved me, so I could take this 40 to the head. I am so tired of my life, of always being on the wrong side of things, of seeing everyone I know surpass me in my life. I'm just tired man. Today was my breaking point. |
| The Congress just devoted a resolution, that trump cant attack iran without pentagon/congress knowledge? This just mean… they Will attack again since they didnt approve it? So things are actual bad.. i dont get this Hype right Now |
| Easy to talk when the market is up. |
| Why do you tell me this 😭😭😭 |
| Any chance SNDK hits 2000 this week |
| Same! Bought $400 calls right at open for like .70 cents. Sold as soon as I hit 100% gain\n\nActually feel down about it 😕 first opportunity to get 10x paper handed way to quick |
| I don't understand US and A |
| I understood that reference! |
| As I said,\n\n>we gotta move with the flow of the market\n\nso yes I am long only right now and playing this wave up. Also when I said I made a new ATH today, this would almost be impossible with every shitstock, its cousing and grandma being green. |
| fake market |
| Remember to set aside 25% to pay the tax man next year. |
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| Tesla is more an exception since its backed by a man who loves governemt loans |
| Repeat after me: it’s illegal for indexes to go down. There will be no more bear markets, shallow corrections will ALWAYS V-Shape recover, and this is the new paradigm forever. Fighting any part of this statement is losing. Under this new regime, this recovery is perfectly logical. Every downtrend will now recover like this. |
| Did it touch 700 yet? |
| Vibecobbling |
| Don’t forget to give/get the celebratory Rusty trombone at the dumpster too |
| Maybe Friday because as far as understand contracts expire on 20th. Physical oil costs is like $135 already so the market would need to catch up eventually. \n\nAlso end of month will be when the shortages will start to be felt in Europe. Western world has been very insulated from it yet. |
| wtf |
| 😆 |
| Gentle…gentle….ahhh |
| she's a 10 but she bought ALLBIRDS after it went up 800% |
| went with SPY calls 707 1dte, wish me luck |
| Big if gay! |
| It is imperative that the inner cylinder remains intact |
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| Pivot deez |
| May I lick some debris after the feast? |
| !banbet TSLA 420 2d |
| Everyone living off of 35k or less in this county could die today and the market wouldn’t move much. They do not matter to the markets. \n\nI make 57k or so, I live a comfortable life but people around my earnings barely matter. |
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| "take profits"?.. lemme Chat GPT that |
| Whose dick do I need to suck to get a BIRD options chain going? |
| 🤝🏻 |
| waiting for circuit city to make an announcement |
| Yes, we SPX is on the lower end of Fair-Value range we can go to 8000 tomorrow will still be in fair value range. \n\nAnd Ofcoarse Fair-Value range will go higher and higher after each quarter’s earnings. So if it doesn’t move for another 3 to 6 months, It may again become very cheap or undervalued. |
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| …why are my upvotes sticky |
| He always TACO’S AH. Oops |
| This is too retarded to be true. What the fuck is this timeline? |
| Truth Social |
| Economy is not the market |
| We at 515p now bro |
| ❤️ |
| if you get a downvote just remember it's ber tears |
| I think your prediction has a high possibility of becoming true. It happened on Nvidia last year. |
| What do you think of the trending HALO trade, High Asset, Low Obsolescence? That maybe flows better with your concept of pricing physical stuff rather than just made up pixie valuations… |
| You can trade options in the UK on IBKR (Interactive Brokers). \n\nAnd yep it’s exactly like that, the most he could lose was $8.8k, nothing more. That’s the case when you buy an option (whether a call or put). Your loss is unlimited when you sell an option, however, so if you do venture into options, stay away from selling them. |
| Why did I play it safe and start scaling out of my HOOD calls today FFS |
| Repeat after me: it’s illegal for indexes to go down. There will be no more bear markets, shallow corrections will ALWAYS V-Shape recover, and this is the new paradigm forever. Fighting any part of this statement is losing. |
| There it is |
| I can do pistol squats and even nearly a dragon squat. In theory it means I am in pretty good shape, but mostly it's just me doing them on street corners to flex on random people going about their days, completely oblivious that they are being devastated by a cool move. |
| Still makes me laugh. |
| Consumer sentiment literally at an all time low too |
| PLTR calls |
| AiBirds, shit I mean Allbirds...wait a second...could we? No we couldn't, we couldn't! But I can't help it, our stock, AI hype train...fine, fuck it....no more fucking shoes. Let's ride our cocks on this infrastructure GPUs. Hell, we'll throw the Indian shoes in for free! |
| No chance. Market has moved past this war. Maybe there will be a pullback following one of the tech earnings gaps, but it's still exploding higher from here. Major breakout. |
| Facts lmao |
| Just over the last year. I thought many times the market was over-heated over the last 5 years (which is also hard to argue against.)\n\nBut there are so many factors undermining the market right now that people are ignoring. |
| ya but tsla is still overvalued and it goes up regardless |
| Yeah so does this mean.... Nope. \nTechnically I still have less buying power. \n\n\nBut I get to spend more money. |
| Bro trust me. People who bought this shit and is still holding are getting fucked tomorrow in the market. These regards won’t listen $2 to $24 in a day? SHOES TO FKIN AI? Dude this shit is diabolical. I hope these bird bulls get fucked in the ass |
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| Microsoft up 700% on news they will pivot to making soft microfiber insoles |
| The fuck is this post for? What is your point? |
| Reminder that a golden multi decade bull run will start when Federal Reserve Chair nominee Kevin Warsh who is worth at least $100 million, gets confirmed. He will be a billionaire after he retires from chair |
| welcome to the martingale strategy |
| I think there might be a bubble. |
| Now never do it again. Good luck. |
| Deserved, 🐻 |
| ROFL |
| I love you |
| lmao thats true |
| Hey, we don’t judge. We give back and hope they don’t spend it on cheap booze. |
| Didn't you buy SNDK calls? Lol |
| If you don't understand it, I can break it down for you if you're curious. |
| First time I've seen someone buying webull on webull |
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| “Thanks”\n\n“…. Did he just call me a dumbass…?” |
| This fucking site lmao bet that dude learned what dxy was today. |
| We got an actual DD report on WSB before GTA VI |
| Actually, the market will crash in that case. Because that is not priced in. Anything regarding war, straight of hormuz, and oil is already priced in. |
| Fairly valued? I’m a bol and want us to keep mooning but no way in hell should we be here |
| And I was feeling bad about missing out on $2000 gain today lol |
| Why |
| How big of a lag time is their for heating and energy bills to reflect market environments? In other words, how quickly did you notice your bill rise when the strait got closed? |
| Mfr broke even 🤪 |
| at this point this is just a game to get the biggest number, except if I lose I can't afford the mortgage anymore |
| My moves tomorrow?\n\nTake profits off the table and sell everything in preparation for the next TACO swing\n\nThen treat myself to a $7 biggie bag and a cookie, with the profits I made |
| https://preview.redd.it/msbhmf1wdfvg1.png?width=2731&format=png&auto=webp&s=eeae673ab639a1bd534ed6110d9e413a421726d7 |
| Webull actually going up |
| What no? I’m up 20% on some my knife catching trades. Just theorising what the end game for the TA is assuming it’s obviously not corruption |
| Managed to buy calls on the only red stocks in the market. That’s impressive. |
| The market will take one of those two evidences as truth and we both know which one it is. |
| fucking legend |
| Robinhood running. Look at that green volume candle. |
| "Oil supply crunch" is the 2026 version of "tariffs causing empty shelves" in 2025 |
| I guess at the end of the day, if you just keep buying calls, even when you lose, just double down. It’s bound to go back up anyways. No point in fucking with puts for me. \n\nBtw you ordered the 4 for 4 extra fries? Second window dumbass. |
| Flash in the pan of NFTs too. Simpler times |
| There’s like, at least 5 numbers between those |
| your company not doing too hot? Just say you're pivoting to AI and AI infrastructure. |
| He showed an all time before where he was up from about 2-300k (instead of the about 1M this would imply). But he also said he started trading about 2 and something weeks ago, so it should have shown up on the monthly chart. That doesn’t add up. He also made a comment saying he lost 250k on a position then made it back on “Michigan”. He also said he had a crazy amount of capital losses to offset according to him. I don’t know if this is fake or not |
| Where tf do you see this |
| HOOD gonna open in triple digits tmrw morning |
| Im to far from the ocean, but I'll turn mine on too, it should run downhill and eventually reach the sea. |
| Good way to interpret it yes. The volume isnt high enough to keep it honest. So price fixing does become a major issue. The only thing keeping it all together is the idea that nearly every share held will be held for long periods of time, and not sold. 401k's for example make up a massive chunk of accounts where movements are all preditable and can be orchestrated. |
| Market pump was actually just SNDK gains being harvested and reinvested elsewhere |
| He literally just tweeted a video of the navy announcing the blockade to ships over the radio lol |
| Or trade in an IRA and squirrel money away periodically for the penalty when you want to withdraw it all. No wash sales is a bonus. |
| In more ways than one |
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| Delta airlines up 73% as they announce a pivot from air travel to data center infrastructure. CEO only replied "AI AI AI" when asked for comment.\n\nShareholders ecstatic. |
| It has it's ups & downs...\n |
| Same |
| I’m trying it, but only because my calls have been fucking cooking this week. |
| *sips battery acid out of a glass cup |
| How are we still up? |
| Thank you for telling these retards |
| Will the HOOD go crazy Tom ! Hope so! Calls on robinhood ✈️ |
| You can’t even banbet correctly |
| Remember when the guy from\ngood will hunting went onto play poker professionally?\n |
| And someone else says “DXY makes more sense to use”\n\nLiterally shows the same change…. Or the dollar is even stronger….?? |
| We do though. Everyone should be leveraged to take advantage of the risk free situation. Did you enjoy that close? Yeah like I said, don't get in the path of this runaway train. Going even higher the next few days and next week before any real pause. |
| Well no one likes April and May anyway, all about padding that Santa rally |
| Well yeah, 100% of the largest moves happen outside hours when option trading is open to the public |
| I’m gonna play the Netflix earnings then I’m out for a few weeks till this shit cools down |
| ~~cash~~ no balls gang. how did your day go? |
| sit the fuck down you gambling addict |
| Put it in your mouth\n\nYessshhhh |
| yea |
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| # BREAKING: JC Penny announces a pivot to AI infrastructure. |
| I swear people think Iran is going to surrender tomorrow. They've been preparing for this war for decades |
| Economy does not = Stock market |
| why would you sell it at 5.30 when it was mooning? |
| Im gonna put my garden hose into the ocean to expedite the sea level rise |
| 🥭 said he is "reopening Strait of Hormuz". \n\nWe may actually see SPY 800 tomorrow |
| So you are obviously Charlie Day. |
| Moronic idiot |
| Daytrading is goated. |
| Not as weird as Australia competing |
| We have shit so fucked up bro. Back in like 2010 we were toxic as fuck in the cod lobby but progressive irl. Now it’s the opposite. Online is fuckin bubble wrapped moderated bullshit but people are feral in the gov and streets. |
| 697 or 705, no in between |
| Why the fuck was it IPOed in the first place? Who was stupid enough to buy that shit? |
| double down on puts cause SPY can't possibly be green 4 days in a row right? RIIIGHT???? |
| bulls literally cannot read. not even a headline |
| April 15 2016 DXY 94.93\n\nApril 15 2026 DXY 98.82\n\nIs that… better or…?\n\nDoesn’t that even say the dollar is stronger….. |
| The year is 2030.\n\nNVDA is the first company to reach 100T valuation.\n\nIts has only 13 human employees thanks to AI.\n\nYou just bought a multigenerational mortgage loan spawning 4 generations.\n\nTonight you are going to celebrate ! You upgrade your AI companion to Date Night+™. For $109.99 per month, she will listen to you after 5:00 p.m\n\nYesterday, she promised you virtual titties\n\nLife is good. |
| You sound like a cuck |
| Well, not my life, my daughter's life |
| its been such a disappointment lately. after NVDA bailed on them they have just been hanging around |
| Are there even vibes or just concepts of some vibes. |
| Common issue for me is over-trading. My solution has been buying leveraged etf shares on any software and holding for 1-2 days. Not investment advice cause I’m a dumbass. |
| That's because you're a fucking idiot who doesn't know anything about the stock market. |
| Congrats man thst looks like a sweaty month. I hope you retire now! |
| MSTR and BTC to infiniti |
| Tsla will be dead when all elons fanbois can buy spacex instead. |
| Lol |
| Good day for this bag holder lol |
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| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry caused a short squeeze...\n\nSummon Automod |
| What did we learn now |
| When do we get to the part of the oil supply crunch where there isn’t enough and the market is forced to price that?\n\nThe market seems to be forgetting that there are 5 people stranded in a desert and 4 bottles of water and we don’t know exactly how to price the bottles of water yet because we don’t understand when resupply occurs exactly. |
| regroup and come back stronger |
| He can turn it on and off! It's incredible! |
| he economically collapsed |
| Interesting thing is it is not every 3 months. 4/15 6/15 9/15 & 1/15 |
| Looked at your past posts, was most of the gains from QQQ calls? Or were there other tickers in the mix? |
| You mean Monday? |
| Good. Now, fuck off. |
| Lmao I held the shares, value of the position up $100k and sold at 17.70 today. |
| Legitimately a genius move. |
| Bro could literally save my life with $15k haha |
| >invests in the eternal bull market post 2008\n>is a genius \n\nGood bait op, this should work out well |
| Wait til you see my butthole |
| A rapidly depreciating shovel. |
| I feel so peaceful when I don't hold a position over night. |
| Fuck you 🥹🥹🥹 |
| just put the cries in the bag holder bruh |
| So we will no longer be flagged as pattern day trader anymore? |
| Yea the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. \n\nBefore this run up though it was obviously oversold and was looking to run. The peace deal sealed the deal. |
| “You only have to be right once”\n\n-mark cuban\n\n“Well, not if you keep being wrong 1000 times after”\n\n-burry |
| It's actually currently at 11.5%, and can be lowered or raised depending on demand.\n\nTo me, the dollar is more of a pyramid scheme than Bitcoin. He's converting ever inflating dollars into the hardest money in the world. |
| Glad I’m not the only one who noticed this. |
| It was all earned in the 4th quarter like I’m Kobe |
| Yeah, there's not enough money for all of them to IPO at stupid prices. |
| Buddys about to get a lot of DMs begging for money |
| the next time we see a 7-10% drop and bers call for another ATL, remind them of October 2022, April 2023, August 2024, April 2025 and April 2026 |
| The best part is clapping cheeks while I’m still at 70% cash. |
| The thing is, the market already moved on early on both. With COVID, the market started its raging bull market BEFORE the UK was even in a lockdown. |
| my guy knows how to troll |
| “Bro money isn’t even like real bro. And isn’t it freaking weird how we have like jails and cops, like we just made that up” |
| IF YOU BLOCK ME THEN I BLOCK YOU, BLOCKADE BLOCKADE |
| Lol |
| and broke |
| It makes me sick to think that these kinds of people are among us |
| Letting the pedophiles and their protectors win this last couple days was not worth the profits. I feel gross. |
| AMC PT? |
| META is probably most risky due to CapEx\n\nMSFT looks good though |
| Not gonna lie some of you are genuinely cute |
| there's no such thing as life changing money. you stay the same miserable fuck. |
| look for mermaids |
| HOOD is still going lfg |
| Go buy a mansion in new Zealand and watch ww3 fireworks in the comfort of your underground bunker |
| #Never wrong, just early & also wrong |
| You know you can pay quarterly tax estimates in like 30 seconds every 3 months, right? |
| Idk but I sold it at $5.30 so the rocket after makes perfect sense |
| Sandisk took a fall today it looked bad. I’m actually surprised no one talks about Sandisk losses |
| I missed out on generational wealth by day trading instead of buying leaps. Instead my account is blown |
| I for one am very, very happy with this news 🥃 |
| It wasn’t, still 10k is 10k, but I really thought the market was going to dump which is why I switched |
| Are they finding homeless people to fire? |
| That finally makes sense, thanks for sharing! |
| Thank you |
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| Have you said thank you! |
| Bol begging for hugs |
| I haven’t bathed in 4 days |
| Dunno, but I made money scalping it today. Crazy ride. |
| He just released a new pyramid scheme called “stretch” look it up but never touch it. He’s promising retail a dividend of 11%/yr LMAO. Such a scumbag |
| top 5 gayest things i've read on here |
| We have no idea what their intentions are, they very well could be dragging this out so as to cause as much damage to the US economy as possible.\n\nUS and the world has a lot more to lose now that we bombed the shit out of them. |
| So if I was to simplify, your argument is that things are not as valuable as the market marks them at. There are too many rich assholes with huge sums of money just tossing it around and driving the price action up but it’s not based on any real actual physical assets gaining value. Essentially it’s all NFT based “what people will pay” type vibes? |
| MSFT 400c for May |
| We all need to know how it went |
| Yeah bro congrats on inventing LEAPS\n\nNo one ever thought of that |
| Fuck Saylor and his off white pants |
| yep this is regarded af |
| Because its a bear that made the post! |
| The startling accuracy for today's NY session 🙌 |
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| Got the reflect card with 0% interest for 21 months and put my whole $16k tax bill on it |
| Gonna walk up to random unemployed hobos and hand them a pink slip to meet their quota |
| They would just lose it all on OTM puts |
| Deal with it 😎 |
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| Past performance is not necessarily an indicator of future results, but it's an insanely good track record. "VOO and chill" over a 40-year time frame looks like a very good bet. |
| Volatility is vitality |
| Burry getting absolutely clobbered. Such a fucking joyous thing. |
| I thought about buying puts yesterday I’m glad I didn’t |
| Surely THIS time buying puts at close will work 🤡 |
| Has 🥭s fear mongering alter ego taken back control yet? Trying to figure out when to switch to puts.\n\nAnyone cycle syncing with him let us know please, thanks |
| > Iran has been played out\n\nOh boy, Iran hasn't even really started yet.\n\nReminds me like when Covid started and people bought the "one more week" thing. I wish I had that optimism. |
| Meta TSLA and msft calls eh |
| Yeah but they just unlocked so much more liquidity \n\nhttps://www.sec.gov/files/rules/other/2026/34-105108.pdf |
| Pets.com never died. It became reincarnated. |
| Someday we’ll look back on all this and think “the Weekend at Trumpie’s” era sure was a great time to play volatility |
| How does a shoe company turn into a ai company makes 0 sense |
| I mean a sneaker company just changed to AI and it went up 800%\n\nSo no not yet, because people aren't having negative consequences for their choices and behavior |
| If your french fries are nice and hot, please don’t forget to tip the bear who put your order together. Pay it forward ya know? It’s the small things that mean the most. |
| >Oracle is spending 50B this year on AI datacenters. Datacenters filled with expensive GPUs that are obsolete after 2 years. \n\nThe GPUs aren't obsolete after 2 years. You sure love making things up. |
| Fuck you're cool |
| You can always pay for fake love |
| We have now officially entered irrational exuberance.; 1998 to 1999 of the dotcoms. The ai bubble will burst in 0 to 24 months .\n\nOf course if it hits the long end the “burst” could be AI replacing all jobs based on 2027 timeline. |
| Yeh we might be nearing a top |
| Was jus looking at this earlier. Which ones do you think are most appealing now |
| HOW |
| Maintenance work, rust never stops creeping in on deck. Mates are just chilling on the bridge though. It is not unusual to spend weeks at anchor during normal times waiting for various things. |
| She can always refinance. |
| How? Anyone who buys MSTR knows exactly what he's doing. He could not be more transparent. |
| ive no idea, i started adding when it was crashing on a never-ending procession of bad news, i'm 5% off my price target |
| Nasty |
| Go long in any stock lol |
| We love the Short kings (example Michael J Burry) |
| Oof |
| Lol bros starting position is like my entire networth 😭 |
| Do you do 0dte long or short? |
| Michael Saylor is such a damn scam artist it’s inane. |
| steady lads, deploying more capital |
| Make AI buyers. duh idiot |
| Congrats. Time ti start a money management firm. |
| Easiest explanation: Throw money at it. The number has to go up.\n\nBut sir, we can't afford it.\n\nDoesn't matter, we are going to default on our debt. The great reset. |
| tfw you’re walking through the east village, blasting Slipknot in your earbunds, and you pass a gaggle of vapid npcs yapping away then wonder to yourself “wtaf could you all be talking about?” |
| Sympathy pump from hood |
| bers begging for hugs? |
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