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| US is now gonna give what Iran wants just to talk about discussing a uranium deal? That'd be wild. |
| We still stoked on 50,000? 🐥🦖 |
| Agree but wait what was that last bit? 👀 |
| nah if I bought puts then they would've signed an Alliance or something |
| Oof, the American Farmer is an engangered species, manufacturing was gutted by automation, the list goes on, hell we don't even need grocery store checkers anymore. But you do make a good point, those that retain their situations will simply be expected to get more done in a day. |
| That’s the beauty of 25. You get more chances!! |
| Why’d you do that? |
| I was gonna lose my shit if I heard one more “ the markets gonna get crazy” for a 1-.5% movement day the next day |
| 🚨 JUST IN : TOTAL ESCALATION IN THE GULF. US jets just obliterated Iranian naval speedboats—four confirmed martyrs—and took out the runway at Bandar Abbas.\nAny hopes of reopening the Strait of Hormuz are completely dead. The Supreme Leader has officially nuked the peace talks, confirming that the Strait will remain indefinitely closed. The diplomatic path is officially gone, and with the artery of global oil choked off until the US "understands the pain," we are looking at an absolute catastrophe in the making. |
| That single share of GameStop 😂 |
| work for 5 more years and yolo again |
| crm? |
| MACDeeznuts |
| Even 🥭 has limits\n\nDestroying a civilization? Maybe. To keep someone from gambling? Never. |
| Thank you Dramatic. |
| Bro it's been 30 minutes lol |
| Join my discord gang I got you |
| I hope AI takes your humor and money. Can someone tell me that rddt hood and msft are going to be okay? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/SlickyTrader** bet **SPY** goes from **743.96** to **755.0** before **26-May-2026 06:28 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 3 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| I am hearing this tech bubble last 2 years! Still tech stocks are skyrocketing! Don’t understand anymore! |
| !Banbet SPY 755 1D |
| Iranian love taps are back in play\n\n- PRESIDENT DJT |
| someone is really trying hard to not have a peace deal for fucks sake |
| The rebound will come hard and fast. People will feel like they missed the boat. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ojf5ojpt0d3h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61ad9f8becf5e500a93ae93ddf0c7a925fbcd1d7\n\nJust look at the line. Ignore everything else. |
| Wait So I dont play this game, how much are cases now? Maybe its worth buying when the prices have crashed? |
| Bombs going off in Iran and Hormuz and bers can’t claw back .1% 🤣🤣 |
| Numbers not seen for what two weeks tops? |
| im long right now but switching to a short tomorrow. So much going on right now without even considering iran |
| Calling this a tech bubble is the same as calling the Gutenberg press a bubble when compared to hand transcribing sacred texts from scrolls over several decades |
| Any of yall want to follow me get on the AMPG train. It will be blow up. |
| Bears crying and fapping rn |
| 🚨 BEAR DETECTED 🚨 |
| Tomorrow will mark a 15% swing in the S&P's five months of the year. That ain't right. |
| It's true. It's a dopamine hit for them, just sucking each other off poor and stupid. |
| So is the war back on or nah? I can't tell |
| Honestly amazed 🥭 never called the Ayatollah “Ahmed the Islam Enjoyer”\n\nSPY 800 confirmed |
| in your dreams nerd |
| Half war, half stocks. |
| Time to set up some llc’s so you can hide yourself 🙂 |
| I just sold my position with meager gainz. You're welcome |
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| 930Am tomorrow...we shall see |
| It definitely is gonna be a ATH open I think. But is it gonna be 1.5% up as futes show now is a question |
| thank God BB hasnt ran 10x in 5 years finally |
| tomorrow should be another memorial day for people serving through bullshit jobs |
| Calls. |
| My guess is green, green, a little more green, then a green open. Hope everyone’s puts like BDSM because they about to get fucked HARD |
| Has anyone talked to ai on the phone ? Puts |
| bb and multi bagger in the same sentence tho |
| did 🥭 even think to shut down Iran leaders' robinhood accounts? would be over immediately |
| I’m confused. Are futures up or down? Are we looking at an ATH open tomorrow? |
| nobody tell him |
| Hmm... smells like bullshit in here puts it is. |
| I think you gotta be more selective… I would not be holding wday- no matter which way you slide it, AI workforce replacement = bad for HR software… others at least have some hypothetical revenue replacement strategies with their own AI offering. |
| I haven’t bought calls but I did put 30% of my port into NOWL 2x leverage because fuck it |
| No. Obviously oil and index’s have both been going up for the last several weeks or they just kind of alternate. The only people who think it’s one or the other are people who haven’t traded for the last month |
| You aren't wrong. I think we might see collateralized belief holding long enough for real demand to catch up. The dollar has been self referential for decades, a great example of persistent disfunction. |
| Bombs are ruining that peace deal |
| As I promised last week, I'm gonna turn into a Buffett-esque long term value investor from next week onwards.\n\nThis week, however, we ride to Valhalla with 0DTEs! |
| How long of a period of time is this? |
| I predict oil green. Spy green. Everything go up. \n\nI am hyperinflation bol |
| Fuck all these goofy Youtuber 'Technical Analysis Experts'. As far as I'm concerned they want you to lose money. Some of these regards have been calling for a crashr 12+ months now. Imagine how much you would have missed out on if you listened. Admittedly they swayed me a few times, but never again. The market just popped a U-turn from the low 6000s on the S&P to 7500+ and these dumbfuks are still releasing bearish videos. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
| FUCK |
| The fact I am fully willing to believe this is an actual quote says something. My IQ is too low to figure out what exactly, but surely something. |
| Money isn’t everything. Learn from this and replan life accordingly. |
| “Praying for war” to make a few dollars. Jesus humans are fucked. |
| Downside would be doing this DD after they already ran up 100% in a month. Downside would be losing that 50% |
| what's going on with futures? Where do I see it? |
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| !banbet SPY $752 1D |
| Yes king. \n\nIm drowning in calls (in a good way) |
| oh shit here we go again |
| **UNFETTERED** capitalism I didn't knock capitalism in general. Some form of capitalism is indeed the best economic system |
| fuck bees man |
| Mean reversion for a flat to slightly red 740 |
| big red american lost century candle is coming soon |
| Go let him smash, then he won't be a 40yr old virgin |
| Kinda big deal …\n\nWTI CRUDE FALLS MORE THAN 6% TO AROUND $90/BBL AFTER TRUMP SAYS IRAN TALKS ARE “PROCEEDING NICELY” AND REPORTS EMERGE OF QATAR-MEDIATED DISCUSSIONS ON FROZEN IRANIAN FUNDS |
| Strait closed star boy, no green |
| I've been in for about 1k shares, but probably expand a bit on the next dip. |
| Making dinner, drinking wine, listening to stock podcasts |
| Remember when bers celebrated bombs and explosions, just to be fucked anyway 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Ah I thought thats what your comment was implying |
| SP500 or VTI |
| He doesnt make good calls - he pumps up low float tickers. Learn the difference. |
| You took a stab at the sturdiest bull market of all time and failed.\n\nThe lesson is: never bet against the printer marchine |
| I’d rather live in bumfuck Alabama than Waterloo. Sure there are no jobs in Alabama, but I can just invest in stocks. You gotta be desperate to voluntarily live in Waterloo. \n\nI can’t invest in a company whose HQ is in such a shitty location. |
| Half war, half ceasefire. It's on the website. |
| fuck, want the market to keep pumping to get puts at the open |
| Until bers stop posting doomer propaganda, the top isn’t even close to being in smh |
| I don’t think I said that it would stop going up it’s not one or the other |
| Same as it ever was |
| My fav quote of all time:\n\n*Bols make money \nBers make sense* |
| If I knew that I wouldn’t be here brother. |
| You got this! |
| I’ll do the upvote for you. And fuck Reddit too. |
| Ah, remember to cut the chicken breast up into chunks. I liked them a bit bigger than a chik-fil-a nugget. |
| Blowoff top |
| https://preview.redd.it/n1b00gyozc3h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0804e4f6279cc036239f6fc7245ff898d35e48b\n\n \nI want to get in on the fun! Not included are 2 more ESAs and 1 Roth with similar figures. Holding these until 2030 minimum. \n\nEverything else is just noise until full constellation is up and we are printing billions with 90% revenue margins |
| If war were over itd be sub 70. Doesn't mean we dont keep going up on everything though |
| It's fun to be a little gay on a big gay boat |
| Consider moving on over to r/bogleheads |
| But I'm a bottom, I can't sell my self as something I'll never be. |
| President is a lot sicker than what people are really pricing in. Buying June 12 750 Puts at the open |
| When they move in my favor they are real. When they don't they are fake and gay. It's quite simple |
| Also if you want to really fuck up your life....get married, that will fuck you up in ways you didnt even know were possible ....till you are in jail wondering how you got there just because you told your ex wife not to drive drunk... order her and you seperate ubers to get home safe and get back to your home to find a injuction slapped on you without your knowledge, consent, or proof. Just because a woman got told no 🤣 I promise that blown account will look like a bastion of saftey compared to marrying the wrong woman. |
| Well eventually everyone who doesn’t trade goes to bed and then it’s just five of us again |
| My gusss is green overnight and into 4/5AM ET. Then we see a fall off and maybe even touch of red. And then by 915AM ET things start shooting up green and stays green most of the day |
| I’m sure the people in his village likes your mom jokes. |
| Why yes I’ve been out in the world |
| SPY is up 700% overnight and has reached uranus |
| > We have a beautiful Memorandum of Understanding on a peace deal. Some people say the most beautiful they’ve ever seen. |
| I’m predicting half in war, half out war |
| We have Pizza Index, but can we get a Tomato Index? Shits up 40% since last year |
| Depends on the skin, I think the highest one has ever 'gone' for was a btc offer from a legitimate collector for around ~1.5m for one skin (owner did not accept). |
| So what's your end of year price target? |
| i was a defender of copilot at my work, and it's true that it's certainly better than nothing for coding, but once i tried Claude (with a Project), OMG! There's no comparison. |
| Then those are not fake futes |
| Go habs go! |
| I just took some laxatives. Can't wait to shit my pants |
| its ok.. shiid we all itchin over here |
| NOW\* |
| Have you ever heard of the other 8 billion people not from your country? |
| We have RSI lowering and MACD going negative across ES NQ and RTY.\n\n\nMy Highly Regarded take is this Pump is going to start fading all night. |
| Bers can't tolerate seeing other people happy. They want to see everyone miserable like them. Fking losers. |
| Okay, just a troll. Not a funny one, but it's a diverse group so I guess it makes sense that someone like you would exist. |
| Don’t speak your logic in here\n\nThis is dumb bull country now \n |
| I did not make the numbers occur |
| remindme! - 3 weeks |
| Who gives a shit about futes?\n\nI am mean sure market probably gonna end up green tomorrow anyway but still |
| Didn’t realize no overnight trading today |
| I’m predicting all out war |
| I only have 915@$11 and I regret not buying more when it was below $5 but at that point I was just holding and didn’t have real faith in the stock anymore. Still doing well at least but I’m looking at these insane gains and just kicking myself. |
| I love a good bol echo chamber |
| They matter later? They don’t really matter at 6 |
| Goddamn. May have the occasional bad day but at least I’m not this guy. LOL |
| Honestly, the fundamentals look incredible, but I'm worried about scaling. I tried pouring it on a ribeye earlier and the liquid cooling latency was terrible. Plus, you just know NVIDIA is going to gatekeep the best cuts of meat behind a proprietary subscription model. Until they fix the bottleneck on the baked potato infrastructure, I'm staying in cash. |
| BOOOOOOOO!!!!! |
| bers r fukt |
| i know i feel the same. |
| So does boats exchanging missile fire mean the war is back on? And the more important question Does the market even care? |
| Think im gonna go balls deep in MRVL/SNOW/DELL/PLAB calls. |
| Explosions heard near straight |
| You ever heard of a ROTH IRA? |
| From a Nokia and LUMN long. Yes, I agree. What’s your position? |
| # PEACE IN OUR TIME 🕊️ (ber still fuk) |
| Bears keep on posting fake info about escalation, as if the market is open... they really are the dumbest creature |
| What the fuck is that guy smoking lmaooo |
| That sounds like an interesting story. I have a few myself. |
| NOK is a similar play on the hardware side. NOK and BB 👉👈 |
| I mean you can be pissy about it but if war were over oil would be sub 90 |
| This is why you pull out at 95K and not bet it all on the chance of green candle |
| God damnit, it was a solid meme |
| You mean the made up profit that doesn't really exist? It's all creative accounting, which btw was being done during the dotcom bubble as well. \n\nThe moment the first company admitted to doing it is when the bubble popped. |
| lemme get one |
| everyones like gey ber this gey ber that..... i dont really see any gey bers posting on the thread tho??? its just all the bols screaming... |
| People will like me more? 🤣 only clowns think being liked is actually a thing, that’s called you have zero confidence. |
| no idea where all this info is coming from or if its all just made up for funsies |
| Nope, holding. This was DD post. 🙂 |
| 2 types of comments in this world:\n\n“We’re literally at war” and “bers r fukt” |
| > 90% of this sub has thousands in unrealised gains\n\n\nLMAO |
| Fake futes never mattered |
| O SHIT BERS WERE RIGHT\n\n+1% to +0.8%\n\nWE ARE FUCKED SELL EVERYTHING ITS OVER |
| These are some damn good brownies. Like if gordon ramsay and snoop dog sat in a room together and did some science |
| Exactly 💯 |
| Ok I get it now. Officially addicted to this shit. OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO |
| What’s kaboom mean? |
| I bought some in my long term investing account a month ago. Been beat down like crazy and I don't think people are gonna stop having ketchup and beans |
| # |
| Would you take 30mil in cash right now but you knew for sure you’d die tomorrow would you still take the 30mil? |
| Bro i did like 2 day ago… |
| 24 hours ago lmao |
| You blew his 🍆 |
| If you have your health, then your health is your wealth. Treasure it. |
| Texted this bitxh on hinge, and left me on read. And it was going all well. Hole fuck these attention whores have nothing else to do huh |
| Boools are really fucked |
| the pope just said ai dumb and gey. tech ATHs tomorrow? |
| Or even |
| In other news I just sharted |
| Same. I have slightly itm 5/29c on ASTS and LUNR, and I have absolutely no idea where they will mark at open. Lord only knows what theta was up to this weekend... |
| Fuck it. We ride |
| Probs to your determination at being gae |
| Good lesson to lose that money at the tables playing baccarat or blackjack or something instead of degen stock bs. At least if you lose it on banker that's an honest days work |
| Hahahahahahaha. Oh wait. You were serious |
| any comments here going to comment their moves tomorrow? i’m looking at nokia LEAPS |
| Technically you're correct. I would say pulling out profits occasionally to do things like buying a car is good for my mental outlook. |
| I love having a bad mood and seeing loss porn\n\n"At least I'm not him" always cheers me up, good one mate |
| Being a bear in the most bullish market is like getting on a gay cruise when your straight |
| Stop fuking saying sell all its the top. 90% of this sub has thousands in unrealised gains, I am NOT giving a cent to the government |
| 3x leverage long on a company you’ve never heard of is usually the way i go. |
| Dude. People have been posting this for an hour. You think nobody here would have seen that yet? |
| I’d say bers thot but that gives them too much credit |
| Seriously, you're a buzz kill. Lighten up and people will like you more. |
| MU 69 was a meme on this sub not to long ago😏 |
| Ber keeps posting that Iranian explosion article like algos didn’t get it the moment it arrived |
| Bandai abbas, sirik, and Jask all had reported explosions according to Al Jazeera. |
| Futures blood 🟢, bull market 📈 resumes 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| That's very helpful, thanks brother! |
| its ok! you can get them on the next war champ!! |
| Priced in |
| Ya all the political shit doesnt really matter. Fed rates will determine if we crash or moon |
| Ok so you expect me to believe your retarded take based on outdated ideas like math and economics instead of the buying at ath? \n\nEnjoy being broke |
| Ngl oil isn’t giving war is over but futures don’t count until 8 so |
| 🚨 JUST IN : TOTAL ESCALATION IN THE GULF. US jets just obliterated Iranian naval speedboats—four confirmed martyrs—and took out the runway at Bandar Abbas.\nAny hopes of reopening the Strait of Hormuz are completely dead. The Supreme Leader has officially nuked the peace talks, confirming that the Strait will remain indefinitely closed. The diplomatic path is officially gone, and with the artery of global oil choked off until the US "understands the pain," we are looking at an absolute catastrophe in the making. |
| If SPY stayed at this AH price, should I sell my May 26th $750 call options for $3? |
| Sir this is the FBeye |
| Right? As a layman it would have made sense after it plummets to like 2000, but it went much higher. But at the same time my understanding is this is just a what if. |
| In addition to whatever happens with SPCX, RKLB and ASTS are rolling this week too |
| This war is officially over. Now the new war can officially begin. |
| Tracking on first statement (but no need to shout). But MARA? Nah |
| You need to 6 bers on TV and yell at them though! |
| Bers have no friends, family, money, hope, or future but other than that they're doing alright |
| You’re definitely on the dumb board. STFU bozo. Spewing garbage. Can’t stand bozos like you |
| They're not dropped anymore. They're being phased out for terminals. |
| oh ok nice we only saw half of the picture |
| dumbass gambling addict |
| I have correctly predicted 23 out of the past 0 peace deals |
| Well if you’re taking financial risk like this… 90% chance u still live with your parents. You’ll be alright you don’t even have to pay health insurance yet. You can save that in 2-3 years at a decent job |
| So... no change since the 2020 DD? |
| Thx mate! When the time comes I’ll return the favor with a dinner at Dorsia! |
| Hello neighbour! 😜 |
| futes green = jork peen |
| I hope so |
| I was shocked to see three of my comments hahaha. But I'm long now, bitch! |
| not with that attitude! |
| You're definitely on the wrong message board. |
| "hurr durr mom joke" Thats you. |
| Mossad must also have memorial day off |
| I think you might be wrong here, look at how many people amazon and meta have fired already and who they are repurposing into AI. This is like the business that wants to hand writing receipts on carbon paper. Corporations want this and they are going to get it. |
| Exactly. I had of one of my investments go up 11x. Taking out my house money would’ve done zero for me. Money is money since all money can do real things. |
| Bers on the salty stage of wknd grief 🤣 |
| Ber are so fuk |
| Huge technological boom happening. Stay long. Own the companies automating your job. |
| https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l9wzs_QIyp0&t=3104s&pp=ygUYTmF0IGZyaWVkbWFuIHN0cmlwZSBtZXRh Closing remarks of Nat Friedman, head of product at Meta Super intelligence Labs,” buy next years computer today”. AKA the memory trade about to go KABOOM 💥 🛫 |
| I don't have the balls to upvote it |
| I’m from Waterloo, WHERE THE VAMPIRES HANG OUT |
| Nokia and crackberry is back. |
| 🔥🔥🔥you son of a bitch, I’m in |
| AI INFRASTRUCTURE!!\n\nStill long - MARA & BGDE |
| Bears are super gay |
| Nvda 225 by open ? |
| Everything but my stocks will pump |
| Puts are just gambling\n\n1DTE calls are investing |
| OP is just making use of his god given anatomy to pull shit out of his ass. \n\n\n(Source I have a massive d- CS inventory and if anything crashed there I would know. Case prices didn't plummet, existing cases in fact got their rarity increased through the new terminals as cases do not drop anymore but are still available in their existing quantity for whoever feels like giving the now increasingly 'historical' gamba aspect a try) |
| All the damn bears down voting everything right now is fucking hilarious. |
| If Trump can keep the Bill Shit flowing a few days to make the pump & dump happen then I will gladly ride that wave. \n\n |
| Why not just offer her all stock |
| because ur broke |
| But they call it 선물 in Korea?? i guess its a shiity present then |
| Well, technically everybody was dying for get the COVID. A really bad trend (that's what the regardOP thinks) |
| Ok dad |
| Jesus Christ man, it feels like the snip-snap rate has been going up even more than the market this month |
| Lmaooooo |
| you have plenty of time to lose more money over the years |
| Can’t believe this comment made it through |
| According to what source? |
| Turned 26 an hour ago. Same. |
| What time do fake and ghey HOOD numbers start moving? Don't normally watch overnight but 3 days is too long. I'm startin to itch. 🥂 |
| My puts |
| No deal has been signed, nothing has ended yet . Stop with the nonsense comment. |
| Just not today!! |
| If money is not real How come i dont have any |
| It’s okay it’s just slightly less paper than if u had nuts. Still slightly more than the rest of us |
| Yep, looking forward to trying to communicate that to my girls when's she is in highschool lol |
| Not even close. What the market has done the last 4 months has surpassed covid |
| Ok. Short the market then. Do it on 3x leverage. Let us know how that goes. |
| I think the key word here is inflation |
| I invested in volatile stocks for quite some time. I made a lot but idk if I’d do it again. It took up so much of my mental bandwidth. For round 2 I might just VOO and chill and live the easy life. It gave me enough to have a nice car and low payment on a mortgage. |
| Yea, Google has major operations here. They see something. Paradise, nope |
| Gap filled on oil, time to pump 🍆 |
| Fuck Israel 🇮🇱 |
| At this point even a full on WW3 is bullish |
| Where can I buy leveraged options for CS2 Cases market? Now looks like a ripe time to buy! It'll rebound any second, I just have hunch! |
| Sold covered calls against longs. If you want to do it right |
| Motivational |
| Shut. Up. Who cares? |
| Market don’t care |
| You’ve never heard someone call a huge dump a growler? |
| Asia really do be saving my calls |
| This won’t age well.. |
| Anyways, events during the worst times of our life’s has always proved this. Flutes are fake and gay. |
| Lol, just to give you some perspective. In the 90's when MS did one of it's first splits I could have bought $1000 dollars worth of shares for $35 a share, they are worth 1.72m now. . . I was too broke. So when everyone else went broke, I was already there. Just saying this looks a bit different, but I'm a retard. |
| Futures looking sexy young baby . Who needs porn |
| Why would anyone message about the colonoscopy? \n\n\n99.9% of us are spreading our cheeks back behind the Wendy's dumpsters |
| COVID? |
| Buy everything but Oil!!! |
| What is dead may never die, that which destroyed you will never harm you again. Reborn, you live on and fight....because you chose too. We all started as something else once, that version of you had to die... so you could live... Ouroborous.. the eternal return. |
| I think we double from here by end of the year |
| Imma be real, the market should be more dicked than if is right now. Inflation, Iran, oil, do we even talk about Ukraine any longer?\n\nWhich of those even matter? |
| Why does it have those huge spikes literally within minutes of new headlines of peace deal stuff, every time, for months then. If it didn't matter to the market it should be uncorrelated with these instances |
| I am never holding short dated options over a 3 day weekend again. Longest weekend of my life. at least theyre calls so right now I look safe |
| How do you see this |
| Keep this tech gravy train going.\n\nWhat would be the point of crashing it?\n\nIt's not like there going to be a multi year downturn like in real estate. \n\nPeople are just going to hold or Buy the dip. |
| Fucked might be a serious improvement to this dumpster fire. -12% might be too positive. |
| lol Green AF |
| Ew you live in waterloo? |
| bers ruining the family bbq right now |
| The video ended when it got interesting. |
| That dude on the front page with puts expiring tomorrow is getting absolutely gaped |
| Bubble is just a buzz word |
| 🇯🇵 will be feasting on their Oil shorts, they’ll drag it down further |
| Americans are dense lol |
| i mean same thing for you too no?? Trump signs that deal and looks the other way for Iranian people the IRGC gonna slaughter them.... just so your wayy otm calls can print |
| The fact u had 100k at 25 is impressive. I had like 10k 🤣 |
| The internet is fucking hilarious man |
| Serious question to people who are still trading based on fundamentals:\n\nWhen did you come out of the closet? |
| What price? |
| Just a friendly reminder that its been 40 years since the market has moved the way it has the last 3-4 months. Most likely we will never see this kind of market moving ever again. |
| I'm off to sleep, please behave chat🥰 |
| Yup. |
| How many times have Iran denied going into nuclear discussions at this stage so far? |
| No, he said its closer... big difference |
| HOW FAR I’LL GOOOOOOOOO |
| Trump might have just bombed Iran. |
| Puts on Ferrari. Garbage ass stock |
| Prove us wrong if you got the $BBalls |
| So markets jumped on a hope deal is close. He said it was hours away 4 days ago. How dense are you all. |
| The war ended but the official declaration is going to take two to three days to get from Iran to DC since the parties have chosen to use two tin cans with string attached as a secure phone line. Hack that, Jack. |
| No rush. We have all night for the Buyers Remorse to set in. |
| I have 200k at 33 in my taxable account and also have negative thoughts like wtf. I’ve never been more confused in my life. Money is weird I guess on both sides |
| Talk your shit, my autistic king!!! You made me money. Unfortunately I saw profits and exited way too early. Not doing that again. |
| It’s wild when you sit out for a few months and then look at what spy is at |
| War is back on |
| Bears will be right one day … |
| "Gemini, are you fugging regarded?"\n\n"Yes, sorry about that" |
| Pumping |
| Invests? LMAO Most of this sub's "investment" strategies are more careless than buying lottery tickets with every penny you have and some that you borrowed. |
| Man what happened, ber promised me that Iran was getting bombed |
| I kobe'd RGTI calls on Friday. I can't believe this shit is about to pay off massive lol. |
| Those bastards don’t know who their fathers are |
| for once, futes ripping is not an exaggeration |
| And then redditor comments ‘China is a censorrd dictatorship. Our values are just vastly superior’ as he gets rugpulled by Milena coin |
| Would you pay 100% of your savings to be 25? |
| Year: 2030 |
| I mean I am already bag holding with BB so that would be nice if it went up! |
| Just checking, futes are up over 1% primarily because the president said for like the 18th time in two months that a deal was close? Is that it? |
| Everyone talking about iran deal as if it’s actually happening |
| oil bers are bols |
| Extra Wendy's nuggets |
| I’d hate to be stinky ber rn. Imagine hoping for people’s deaths so you can make a couple of bucks |
| I have read that shit like 7 times this month |
| >The largest bottleneck is power, but we can solve that pretty quickly and most likely will. \n\nFound the guy who doesn't have a clue about the power sector in the US. Even if we decide to ignore our antiquated grid interconnect queue backup (years long) and other red tape, then you have the fact that we also have years long lead times on both power generation and T&D equipment even down to basic utility scale transformers.\n\nOn-site power doesn't solve this any quicker, the hardware is still all largely sold out with long lead times, and then you have the added bonus of locals being pissed at you for emissions from gas turbines etc.. On top of all that, front of meter power projects move notoriously slow compared to data center buildouts, and the tech industry whining about it isn't going to speed anything up process wise on the utility side. \n\nAnyone who thinks the power constraints in already stressed markets like PJM and ERCOT are going to be addressed any time soon in the US are fucking clueless bozos. |
| lmao everyone knows this but still holds til it bleeds out |
| Don’t know what you’re investing in or how but what I can tell you is fast money doesn’t always work. Invest for the long term since you’re young and think of it as a marathon not a race. Pick core holdings and just dollar cost average. |
| Can nvda go up 5% this week? |
| That would be the next Iran war in front of us. Operation Pure Regardium. |
| Top can always bottom \n\nBottom cannot always top\n |
| I just want to be a troop on the ground in the Middle East while AI has the time to make electronic music |
| they’re busy lil bro. |
| Regular bears 🤢 \nOil bears 🤠 |
| LOL bers |
| lord please stop me from shorting this shit |
| The market can pump for all sorts of reasons other than Iran, in fact it cares very little about Iran and shouldn't. |
| Like the post. Got any opinions on Sony or BB. I own a ton of CGNX, also like the robotics play |
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| Oh mann that was me all of college, I was a dealer and would import stuff using BTC. if I just slowing kept accumulating my own personal BTC \n\nEnded up making $100+k in crypto and lost it all in the LUNA/TERA crash lol oh well |
| 7 ft swedish guy 🤭 |
| They're futuring rn |
| https://preview.redd.it/8zdjuixaxc3h1.png?width=639&format=png&auto=webp&s=73e5621d9565d97b24710c87d1bae4072b8208dd\n\nyou're right about it being open, but oil is up for the day. the kinetic strikes only started a coupe hours ago. |
| Couldn’t help it. It was right there just asking. |
| Futes up 1%. What’s your link? |
| Got to the word "quantum" and then I was sure you have zero tech knowledge |
| Green |
| I am saying that in terms of the exponential growth that occurred for this stock in past year. Even if they do the split it doesn't take away from the 3800% return in past year lol |
| OP what is your price target? |
| Whenever the strait actually opens you'll see a big drop in inflation which he will spin the board to warrant a drop. \n\nWould not be surprised to see 3% by end of year. |
| Here’s some perspective: at 25, not only did I have no money, my last $900 was stolen by my mom and I was actually going into the negative with student loans for a law degree. So, you’ll probably be ok. |
| I’m watching them currently and don’t know what you’re so excited about |
| https://preview.redd.it/jfxv3e4ixc3h1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfa40fb13c4c3382961b0fe0a913f08774c63e59 |
| Very true |
| I hadnt even made 100k by the time I was 25, let alone 100k extra for investing. You'll be fine |
| Read intro, scrolled down to wall of shame, ended writing this comment. I’m in. |
| Oils going to be taken behind the woodshed |
| I don't have to even be shown anything. . . |
| I think the smart money has realized that it’s relatively pointless to be long until countries have their reserves run out. Once there’s actual buying pressure, it will be safe to go back in. |
| Where are my Futes? |
| Futes are fake and ghey. |
| It happens just often enough to keep us all in the casino, I mean market. |
| You don’t know how to check the futures? |
| It wasnt really case prices crashing, but last year when they changed how trade ups for knives work (can trade up from reds), making them more available, the knives and then the red items (tier below knives) had a major re-balancing. And those that were flush in knives took some major hits. The market has largely recovered since then, but knives are still down from their all-time highs, but a lot of red items gained ground because of that.\n\nSo that dip is reflecting what someone who spent $67 on items back then would have had now, and the graph presumably cuts off when knives crashed big time, and doesnt really take into account their recovery. \n\nI had a couple hundred in value when the CSGO market started out years and years ago, and its in the 4 figures now, but I didn't have a bunch of knives either. |
| bring me every beer |
| How'd you manage to screw up this bad? |
| Why don’t you buy puts then if you’re that confident it’s a dumb move? |
| double down |
| It’s almost like the market is expecting the company to make money. If you’re afraid you can just own vodaphone and get exposure to its Europe JV (with ast). But we’re not on this subreddit to own shit dividend stocks. We want the next secular trend. |
| Just wait until Asia buys the dip |
| Arab news sources:\n\n>Mehr News - Blasts heard in southern Iranian port city\n\n>FARS - 4 IRGC members killed as US/Israeli aircraft target Iranian fastboats\n\n>Tabnak News - Missile strikes runway at Bandar Abbas airport\n\nUS news sources:\n\n>Bloomberg - Trump Says Iran Talks ‘Proceeding Nicely’ as Deal Appears Closer\n\n>CNBC - Dow futures jump 400 points as oil tumbles on hope U.S.-Iran deal is close\n\n>Axios - Trump asked Muslim leaders to join Abraham Accords after Iran war ends\n\nIs this what the Chinese feel like lmao |
| sabés lo que es un Tero? |
| Let's not discount the impact of inflation right now. Cash is dead money |
| https://preview.redd.it/vvrlszwbxc3h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eec3533ede1ca454a8b162c122e824b9b1eb3ff9 |
| God damn should of bought calls Friday |
| Is GOOGL going to achieve its god given price of 420 |
| Someone just invested their life savings into tech and is coping |
| With Iran war behind us, what next for bers? |
| Peace deal, market pumps +2%, no peace deal, market "dumps" -0.6%, new peace deal, market pumps +2%, no peace deal, market "dumps" -0.6%, how is that even possible? Who is spinning this? |
| This time is different! *imagine this is a crying bear emoji* 😭 |
| ASTS my one Reddit win fucking bless you |
| 120 stock before reverse split became 1 |
| >I went through the first bubble\n\nMf right here is a bag holder from the tulip mania |
| Pass the controller let me play \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jl9pjc49xc3h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb100f46d530ff05fffeb0bd81e512472098acdd |
| Sell the news type shit? |
| Bear in the Big Blue House is about to get evicted LMAO |
| This argument is so ridiculous. If there is a technology that can take your job tomorrow, it will take the “new job” you get the day after tomorrow. If it really is a labor replacing situation we find ourselves in it will be worse for everyone who doesn’t own the workplace, so that means everyone. |
| Where are you seeing this |
| we OPEN in ATH tomorrow |
| Spy 1000 EOY |
| destroying 2 speedboats did not save bers\n\nbut 2 tomahawks? bers do this next time |
| Well you learned to stay away from options with plenty of time to spare, good job! |
| NASA etf. Riding this till SpaceX IPO |
| Certainly hope we have some red moments tomorrow so I can buy low for once |
| Well appears today likely is:\n\nES = 7600\n\nNQ = 30K\n\nI mean why come this far on a holiday trading day and stop without hitting these targets... |
| 4% qqq day in the making |
| @BOLS what are you guys gonna do with your mountains of money tomorrow? |
| 🚨**BREAKING**: THE BER COUP WAS NOT SUCCESSFUL!!! |
| Spy 800 eow |
| Tomorrow me and 12 other guys are about to rip a new one on every bear on this side of the Mississippi |
| Because it’s not different this time and every crash has essentially been caused by this retarded attitude. Will I time it? Maybe not. Is it coming? Absolutely. |
| I (29M) was a crypto bro for a few years, made $100k+, then lost just about everything in the LUNA crash. Sorry brotha. \n\nFelt like you for a few years, escaped to Colombia for 1yr to just say YOLO. Started legit working again a few years ago, now I got a great sales got making $100k + and hope to win another lottery in my 30’s\n\nIt’s the toughest life lesson to learn, but now you always know the value of money. Especially even like $10k |
| 🥭 needs some exit liquidity |
| The real gains were the friends we made along the way |
| bro… |
| WSB has fallen🥀 Now it's full of uncs that hold LEAPs over a timespan of years and call that a flex lel |
| Goodbye, Bols. 👋 🐻\n\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/explosions-heard-iran-cause-unknown-iranian-media-reports-2026-05-25/ |
| Lucky for you, plenty of time to recover. Take it as the lesson you needed to learn and don’t repeat the same mistake. |
| Futas are futing |
| This is it. The sell signal. Thanks, shoeshine! |
| TACO will send them some letter with very strong words and give them 2 more weeks to thinking about how wrong they are. |
| Futes still green |
| That feeling when you know you will be up 30k by market open. |
| Ah yeah people posted the map from yesterday and are claiming it as being today - just overall confused on his point about it being bearish |
| This made my day! \n\nFantastic!!\n |
| I regret not buying fslr at 220 last week still but it’s fine |
| Im dumb but I’m not dumb enough to hold options into the weekend… especially a holiday weekend |
| Yeap, NASA and UFO. |
| Tempted to get in, but feels bad getting in "late." |
| Lmao futes went -0,001% red for just a brief second and bers were already starting to jerk off in this chat. Back up 1% green again.\n\n\nGo on bers, have a rage wank instead, vent your frustrations, I'll watch you if it gets you even harder |
| I’m from Jersey |
| Charlie don't jet ski |
| Reality: most( if not all) of bears have 401k and other accounts with equities. This make everyone bull |
| It's not the profitability. It's the enormous debt pile that can't be repaid because everyone is gonna have no cash that's gonna be a real killer\n |
| Yeah but if I sell when I am up 64,000 percent then how am I supposed to write my 3k word loss porn about how I round tripped it back to zero and ruined Thanksgiving for my entire family. \n\nReal gains are temporary. Regret is forever. |
| Oil market must actually be broken. Think all the gap downs have made everyone afraid of going long at all |
| Vodafone... 500M subscribers... $40B a year in revenue.. largest deal... largest installed base...\n\nMarket cap $34B. Smaller than ASTS before they recognize any revenue.\n\nMargins are brutal. |
| bols tomorrow: No hablo inglés, señor Margin 🤣 |
| TACO Tuesday boys!! |
| Ber is giga fuk 🥰🥰 |
| Fuck i rememember you. It was the summer where I started with asts after I saw the CUM word. Went from 12k to 1m. What a ride! |
| My moves for tomorrow is telling the bers how fuk they are |
| I took my meds and my gains disappeared where are they |
| As soon as the futures market opened all these dumb bols and gey bers out of nowhere LOLOLOL \nand i think alot of yall drunk af rn too LMFAOOOOOO |
| By market open maybe, 785 EOW ez |
| Don’t worry, your puts will expire worthless |
| so, nothing happened\n\nas usual |
| Guys its over futes dropped .08 from when it closed last |
| Half of the profit is rising valuations in AI investments. Nvdia "invests" 5 billion in coreweave. Coreweave buys 5 billion dollars of GPUs, coreweave valuation triples on news of Nvidia partnership. \n\nNvdia reports 5 billion in sales, and 15 billion dollar return on their coreweave investment. \n\nRepeat this for 20 AI companies across the entirety of the mag 7.\n\nYou can imagine how this ends. |
| What happens when Iran collects tolls and doesn’t give up uranium? Did we win? Do we care? Stocks go up regardless |
| My moves start at 8pm EST |
| QQQ 735 |
| Too bad they went from Capital light to Capital heavy. Look at the change in FCF. They’re just capitalizing a hundred billion dollars in expense to be amortized over the next X years. |
| I was so pissed lol |
| The bears are sinking, or the bulls? |
| Time to stare at my phone until 8pm, just to stare at my phone until 4pm tmrw |
| Signalling he is okay with the china option |
| https://preview.redd.it/3ocojm1qwc3h1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5b7e0cb480e2bbb6bacf306c430486d8b385ab0\n\n |
| You got a food plan set up? 1 cup Rice, 3 chicken breast, and Tony Chacheres seasoning were my go to. Just throw it all into an instant pot and you've got perfection in minutes. I also put a can of pre-cooked beans in after the instant pot step (your choice) to give it some extra juices for easier eating. |
| So same as 4 hours ago nothing changed, lol bers |
| 🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌 |
| So… we’ll end the war, just tell the world you destroyed the uranium and admit we won. Deal? |
| Spy 760 guaranteed |
| You bought poots? |
| In America it’s a big ol’ dump |
| AIs biggest hurdle is humans. Humans accepting it, willing to learn to use it, to trust it, change a billion laws, implement standards etc etc etc. just cause AI in theory can do something today, doesnt mean we will allow it to become the widespread accepted way of doing said thing tomorrow or even in 30 years. |
| I saw that too lmao wtf |
| We can share a can of beans and a Dasani. |
| Shocked to see openai actually addressed the goblin in the room\n\nAlthough it’s amusing they never point out *why the fuck their data set had so many goblins in it in the first place* |
| Futes open, oil is down |
| All the great traders have blown up accounts, usually several. Even not so great traders like me have blown up accounts and went on to over a million net worth. |
| Crude oil futures 6% down at 90 and change |
| CRM, NOW, TEAM etc will double in price in the next 6 months. |
| I know. That's all we had, why would they take that from us *pepehands emoji* |
| Isn’t a growler a British vagina? |
| It’s different this time! |
| One time I clicked on a recipe for chana dal and my feed became 100% india subs. Hairstyles for Indian men, bollywood memes, train schedules in Jaipur. I had to spend a full 2 hours muting pretty much every indian sub on reddit, to get my feed back to normal |
| What did you even buy??? |
| $BBokia |
| It’s always predicted that advancements in technology that reduce required work will lead to much leisure. This has never been the case however, as people simply enjoy the increased wealth and continue to work as much if not more than before. AI does not eliminate humans it makes their work more valuable and powerful, in the same way that mechanization of farming didn’t remove farming as a profession but it meant one farmer can provide 100x the agricultural output. So what do we do, relax and enjoy? No, those people go work doing other things and we all enjoy a higher standard of living that becomes our new ‘baseline’. |
| Bears are starting to get into journalism to write bs articles |
| Russell Futes easily punching through the Daily Lows. 🍿 |
| Bears developmentally disabled confirmed |
| No more softwares!\n\nClaude can build a carbon copy and Openclaw can auto execute the processes.\n\nAgentic AI too strong! |
| At least you don’t owe money |
| wat? It's been nonstop bull shit for 5 weeks. |
| I cant imagine being stupid bol haha. The war is continuing and there is no peace deal. Thats sad reality you stupid bols, now we will crash -50% tommorrow |
| The power of darkness is truly a sight to see, if forged and channeled correctly, shadow integration can make you the best version of yourself. At the end of the day everything is your fault and no one is coming to save you. So figure it out or dont, the choice is yours. |
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| It passes. Lost everything at 24 also. U can do it again. People get demolished all the time in life. You can literally get into a career and make 200k a year within 6 years meaning 100k wont be a big deal. |
| This is a sub where people fatfinger all the time. I just happen to fatfinger or rawdog my phone with no autocorrect |
| Bers literally coping on a pair of jet ski’s getting blown up smh lmfaoooo |
| This growler is a national security threat I think we need to go to DEFCON-2 and get the jets airborne |
| Abrahamic accords but with Israel continuing to slaughter more Palestinians and take up more land in the west bank. lmao |
| Circuit breakers already |
| I've never seen so much bear bot spam in the daily. **Cálmate, güey!** |
| Ahahah |
| Mexican Coke or Hookers ? |
| LOL bers fucked |
| America is being attacked? Which US State/Territory? |
| DJTs tweet really makes it look like talks are going well... |
| Yeah. Not sure what they’re on about. 13 years together, only 1 kid but we’re at it almost daily. \n\nFind a partner who loves you but also loves your genitals. ;p |
| Imagine fcuking so bad in private life and still surviving. Talking of mango |
| Lmao I guess everyone did load up on puts on Friday. The amount of bear spam and copium is insane |
| Futes are up almost 1%. War boolish |
| the main difference is today’s tech companies are widely profitable. If you could show an 80/90s wallstreeter Nvidia‘s last quarter it would cause spontaneous ejaculation |
| Iran is being attacked as we speak by the US and/or Israel and oil can’t even muster a +1% LMFAO |
| It's like Black Friday, someone is gonna die rushing for a 3 dollar copy of Big Mama's House in the dvd bin. |
| Bols ain’t getting 30k NQ that damn easily 😂 😆 |
| LOL SORRY BERS😭🤡😭🤡😭🤡🤌🤌🤌🤌 |
| Oh futes already recovered phew they were red a min ago |
| Yep. Keep lifting its one of the things that gets u actually in a positive state. |
| https://preview.redd.it/mf9i9vl8wc3h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae5fd90620d714a9ec2aac7995057034294fbc3b\n\n \nSure buddy |
| We know you’re actually a bear lol |
| Right on time |
| Micro Peen Cliffords on Stonks and Micro Peen Shreks on Oil.\n\n\nBut these could turn out to be growers instead of showers. 🧐 |
| What are you investing in ? My picks : NOW, ADBE |
| The week will close either 5% or 10% green. No in between. |
| I would not gamble on the sls data readout. I've traded a lot of biotechnology and cancer stocks usually crater after ph2 and ph3 readout. Chart looks good tho for the time being. |
| hormuz is not strait 🙁 |
| 7800 this week |
| Future is now current. Up 0.9% from friday close.\n\nThat puts SPY in 750-752 range !! |
| Please shoot me in the face - Signed, a Bull |
Fuck, I have calls.\n\n \n reuters.com www.reuters.com |
| Lol down 0.1% from when futes closed. \n\n\nBer slim hopes dashed. |
| I'm sure you can. Just another top signal 😂 |
| QQQ is +1.29% |
| bols thot...oh wait, they can't 🤣 |
| Oh dear, poor bulls |
| BOLS LMAO!! RUGGED!! |
| “Yolo everything tomorrow if you don’t you’re forever poor”\n\nMy brain to me 20 seconds ago |
| Massive gap up lmaoooo bears fucked again |
| Dude we are all 40 and virgins…..this is Reddit. |
| What is happening |
| Ber sighting |
| Q's are mooning |
| That last time I was negotiating with a guy to buy a car from him, I wanted to establish an upper hand, so I blew up his speedboat. |
| if the war restarts the market is going to pump. the only instance where it's going to go down is if wsb is all in calls |
| ‘War’ is back on |
| 200b is nothing for the market \n\nIt makes more sense to borrow against your winning stock than to take the tax loss too\n\nHow soft is your head? |
| YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS |
| What do you mean by "people like me"? Proper regards? |
| futes as big red as Clifford, the big red dog |
| Brother this is the degen play lol |
| 7 |
| Anyone know why Reddit took away the sick custom emojis we had. That shit was fire |
| What will qqq open at tomorrow |
| "“The Enriched Uranium (Nuclear Dust!) will either be immediately turned over to the United States to be brought home and destroyed or, preferably, in conjunction and coordination with the Islamic Republic of Iran, destroyed in place or…” - Presiden Donald J. TACO"\n\n\nLmao I think the war really is gonna end this time. I mean...it looks like he want Iran to tell him (lie) that they have destroyed all the Uranium and USA is now winning. So he can end the war. |
| My adhd is blown away by your effort in this post. I accepted you as lord of asts posts 2 mins in. |
| Total escalation lmao, that word lost its meaning about 100 previous total escalations ago since last month |
| Awesome man! Calls on Everlast and Peloton |
| in 2026, "slight" means 1% |
| Bears are wrong\nIran is wrong\nBuffet is wrong\n\nWhy is it so hard for people to understand that this is a new paradigm in capitalism where there are no more busts, just booms that will go up forever.\n\nITS DIFFERENT THIS TIME |
| Surreal how Iran events are again a blank spot on media coverage |
| Open sesame!!!! |
| Sir we prefer you keep that behind the dumpster |
| futes futing |
| Can you trade stocks from prison? |
| Yep |
| Lolll Donald new tweet right before futures |
| Well Lebanon or more specifically Hezbollah has been bombing them with rockets |
| I would pay a million to be 25 again |
| I made fried chicken. \n\nIt was very good. |
| 2 min for bers to CRYYYY!!!!!! |
| Man, refreshing FARS/Mehr/Al Arabiya for actual news updates is gonna get me put on some kind of list |
| The router just needed to be restarted. |
| Relax, this is the other half of the infinity pump. We pump HARD off war ending rumors, then only about half of that dumps when it turns out to be wrong. Just have to wait until the next pump from more rumors. |
| 9:30 |
| PINS |
| The lack of porn has been demoralizing I’m sure. Gay porn traffic down bigly in the Middle East since the conflict let’s pump those numbers up again |
| You might want to ask him to shave first. |
| Reported explosions on Iran Hormuz coast.\n\n reuters.com www.reuters.com |
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| In case of reds only 5 are needed. |
| yeah because banks or whatever other sp500 company with 15 years of code glued by duct tape and random excel reports inbetween is switching to databricks in 2 years lol shit like that is ridiculously sticky |
| 750+ |
| Damn, DiGiorno had AI working ad compaigns for them since the mid 90's and they didn't bother to share??? |
| True that. My gf asked it about a medicine last week and da stupid bot gave a totally different one. Like confusing aspirin with paracetamol or so, I didn’t bother memorizing the names |
| FUTURES OPENNNN FUK ME |
| Your uncle took too many shrooms |
| You’re 25, you will survive. But also learn from your mistakes and invest smarter/safer. Quickest way to get rich is also the quickest way to loose your money. |
| #SPY $750 at open and $800+ by the end of the week. NOTHING can stop this bull market. LMAO🤌 |
| sandisk to 2k, I need to buy some coke and hookers. |
| I suspect a lot of bers here are IRGC bots. |
| This is how the tech companies are going to trap corporations.\n\n\nCompanies traded employees of all skill levels and experience for a permanent subscription of Enshittification. |
| Market gives 0 fucks about Iran anymore. Up and to the right. Forever.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/z9ghk6uivc3h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a033ce0f08f5d0a6bc5cf9647c4c7c74b659925 |
| 🥭 calling Iran and saying “sowee” right now. Getting the “love tap” and “ceasefire still on” truth post soon. |
| Please, do not give a source |
| Reed nooz |
| Haha yea good point |
| Your other account has the right attitude, ^0.00% (In green) |
| Markets should be open 24/7. |
| So what are we thinking SPY opens at tomorrow? |
| In the Navy? |
| Good to see you soldier 🪖. We're all counting on you |
| Bers hiding in the woods |
| Is it really a day off if your just gonna end up with more work bc you had the day off? |
| I'm in Puerto Vallarta. Love it. Food is way better here, and people are overall much nicer. Peso exchange rate kinda sucks, but so do those long flights to SE Asia. monsoon season is shorter and way less violent here, too. |
| 𓀓𓂸 |
| That's good stuff, and I didn't realize how involved they were in vertical parts production. \n\nI'll look into it. |
| Iran is turning their internet back on? Seems like they might really be ready to have the conflict be over. |
| I think the AI bubble has another 50% in NVDA. Thats why I’m keeping 55% of my portfolio in it.\n\nI could see see Nvidia $300 a share, but the risk isn’t worth it |
| We’re out of good news. Dump everything. |
| 🚨 JUST IN : TOTAL ESCALATION IN THE GULF. US jets just obliterated Iranian naval speedboats—four confirmed martyrs—and took out the runway at Bandar Abbas.\nAny hopes of reopening the Strait of Hormuz are completely dead. The Supreme Leader has officially nuked the peace talks, confirming that the Strait will remain indefinitely closed. The diplomatic path is officially gone, and with the artery of global oil choked off until the US "understands the pain," we are looking at an absolute catastrophe in the making. |
| Dilute |
| Gotta show a profit on the S1 |
| Breaking: 🥭 ate all the enriched uranium for lunch |
| ok i see it: "Explosions reported in Iran Bandar Abbas and nearby Persian Gulf areas; air defenses activated" |
| Everyone talking about the straits of Hormuz but what about the gays of Hormuz? |
| I predict slight green |
| Seems like it was yesterday? |
| Reddit targeted ads think I write software, file small business accounts and have a pet fucking dog. None of these are the case |
| Fr bro oil down 7% |
| LOL BERS\n\nJust practicing for Tuesday |
| People will randomly start yapping in exactly 3 minutes from now |
| Israel doesn't want peace. \n\nThey'll just bomb Lebanon |
| Nothing moved on perpetual futures, futes gonna open up the same as they closed at 1 |
| I didn't have 100k until I was around 30 :|\n\n\nChin up friend |
| What about 100k in debt with no bankruptcy allowed? |
| My bro nyse |
| So do you still get mass downvoted on here for mentioning SIVE as the best AI related stock? Asking for a friend. Some of you have missed out on incredible gains but it’s just getting started. |
| https://preview.redd.it/j8izcgp6vc3h1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56cc26f49721b806d047f522f5ee933b8e0b0f88 |
| who cares, as long the price keep going up im fine, btw I want to see the stock at 2k, I prefer to own expensive stuff than cheap stufff. |
| Please change the fryer oil bud |
| >Al Arabiya: Iran is demanding highly enriched uranium be transferred to China\n\n🥭: "And I took that personally" |
| I think ur straight bro |
| Doing some chart analysis and I can say for sure that... \n\nIt's not delivery. \n\nIt's DiGiorno.\n\n😳 |
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| This is what gets me about the younger generation today. This generation can be healthy as a horse and have all the job opportunities in the world, yet there are still some that don’t take advantage of all the many jobs available and blame everyone one for their failure to launch. \n\nA little background on me, I’m 52, a college graduate, and a disabled OEF (Operation Enduring Freedom) veteran of the Marine Corps, Army, and National Guard with over 10 years of combined service in the military. I served until I couldn’t pass the physical anymore. I retired at 48 a few years ago after teaching ESL (English as a Second Language) to the Chinese. I was the first person in my family to graduate high school and college. So, I didn’t come from a family of privilege or wealth. I was a sickly child growing up and never met my father. My grandparents raised me. Most of my family were a bunch of hell raisers, but I didn’t want to live like them, so I chose a better path for myself and formulated a plan for what I wanted out of my life. \n\nIf you are depressed, you are the only person that can change your life. That and vitamins! Don’t wait on someone else to gift you a happy and successful life because you’ll be waiting a long time. Staying motivated is half the battle. Only you can control your own destiny and positive attitude in life when you experience setbacks. You have to develop the attitude that you will let nothing stand in your way of achieving your goals. You set short term goals to achieve long term goals. Do these things and be on time to whatever it is you are doing and you’ll be okay. When applying for a job, the best advice I ever got was how to get any job you apply for by saying this to whomever is interviewing you. If you are ever asked, “Why should we hire you”? Your reply should always be, “Because I’ll make this company money”! I promise you’ll get the job every time because every job you do is intended to make your company money. Good luck with the depression. |
| Literally cannot see this on FIRMS now |
| Ban for being gey |
| til orgy time |
| Fellow bear here! You got any food, water, a cigarette maybe? |
| Half bull, half bear. I don’t understand your question. |
| Insert the looping gif of trucks heading towards each other |
| THAT was a TLDR???\n\nEdit: ChatGPT told me you wrote a religious space manifest. |
| This is the greatest wsb post ever. I didn't read most of it, too busy packing my wife's overnight bag for this guy's cottage, but I got that vibe from the receipts alone |
| Check out Pegasus 3 if you like Rally racing |
| OP.... check it\n1) Thank you for the info\n2) Like you, I have compassion for those who have experienced colonoscopy issues, or cancer in any way. \n3) tldr: be well |
| I've yet to see any AI which doesn't turn dumb after a few follow up prompts |
| Right, don’t need to hear everytime someone takes a shit in the eastern hemisphere |
| The bears died out months ago. |
| I buy using a dice and I'm up 10% over 1.5 years |
| 🤝🐻 |
| I have. It's a useful tool in limited scopes. |
| thank you Sir, I have been waiting for you all weekend. |
| 5 minutes! |
| 𓀓𓂸 |
| We just did strikes on Iranian linked vessels? Art of the deal? |
| puts on rddt. i looked at one f1 post by accident and now its my entire feed. i said show fewer posts like 10 fckin times wtf is wrong with it. |
| Just became a CNBC insider.\n\nTime to get that ALPHA. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ekc41yyxuc3h1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3afd5f0e36b14db4da26feb10ebcb943bfba3dd |
| Appreciate that too, no degen plays? |
| yes, the paper is in my hands as we speak |
| market cap is the same at 1500 or 150 after an split.\n\nbut yeah, people is dumb and stupid and they prefer cheap stock instead of growth. |
| Happy Mammorial Day remember all of those tits that served our nation and the tits are serving 🇺🇸 🍑 🍑 |
| it's not going to drop to zero and you'll be selling it later for the same price, if not more or slighty less. literally free |
| Yup … it’s the next evolution of artificial intelligence… real dumb |
| Didnt touch the game in forever and wont sell my skins (memories and not even worth anything). But man I sure enjoyed just dumping my cases in like 15 mins and receiving like 150€ for my steam wallet. |
| Nice cock bro |
| check out starcloud. will give your more insights\n\ntheir sole mission is to put dcs in space. |
| They make a lot more from their cars. I think 10% is in a family trust to Enzo's son. |
| but tell us about your top surgery... |
| Thanks for the link! |
| VOO and chill |
| Bear reporting for duty 🫡 |
| My home gym equipments are finally arriving today. Excited to immerse myself into self improvement so I can forget the outside world. |
| Did you read the post? His entire post was to say that it is not late |
| My wife left me |
| Claude has gotten noticeably dumber |
| have you used claude code? maybe you should try it some time. |
| I sure as fuck would. I want to die anyway. |
| Not yet but will soon. This was a comment from another Reply:\n\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tnk1ya/comment/onv29yu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button |
| Alright, I appreciate this post, wish I would have seen it originally. What other stocks are you into lol? |
| These spam calls are getting out of hand.\n\nMargin won’t stop calling me. |
| Somebody do this just with pokemon instead |
| Y didnt u cash out |
| Not a problem, the pump machine will be turned back on Tomorrow |
| 🥭 is 10% of 1% away from a deal guys! |
| It decays thorium - actinium - lead, given time |
| Oil isn't "down" since the kinetic strikes because the market is closed. |
| I’m not a bot, just a Nigerian prince. |
| I'm just thinking of the jet boner guy. He's gonna be pulling some Maverick 7g boner tugs. With humus news. |
| Just predicting |
| Is it ribbed? |
| The AEC was dissolved 50 years ago, no? |
| Imagine holding Bitcoin... The first news about a wallet hacked by a quantum computer, its going to zero. |
| Soo this just means we are getting another outline of a deal before 9am est tomorrow right? |
| Can you name me something in the real world being done via LLM that works well, requires an LLM, needs to be done, and earns more than it costs?\n\nI certainly haven't. Even with the heavily subsidized costs. |
| u like? |
| I’ll be really excited when this stops being a news sub |
| https://preview.redd.it/tpyfhdmmuc3h1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaba01a060e7f8037225334a2c2f7e035eae955b |
| Tuesday is going to be the most disappointing day for Bulls when it trades completely flat and not with a pop up |
| One final Big Beautiful Bear Trap, then peace announced overnight Tuesday \n\n\nThis is financial advice |
| Nobody cares about speed boats |
| SPXW 5/26 calls price action about to really dishearten alot of these silly bers |
| right before futures open, you love to see it |
| I would if I could but I'm highly regarded. |
| Market stopped caring about Iran months ago yet every weekend bears talk about it until the market gaps up yet again like clock work |
| yeah, big fuck incoming. |
| Wouldnt you? |
| It was me, just had too much bbq sauce today |
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| When fute unhalted? |
| The man even has the pope upset with him. |
| Post nut clarity, RKLB. |
| thats when the second shell using the ligado L band spectrum should be online and producing revenue |
| This didn’t happen and if u had 100k at 25 im sure you’ll have another 100k in a year or your parents |
| We're going to pacify them back to the stone age. |
| Love how WSB and random X accounts post news an hour before CNN |
| Amerifats, your holidays that lead to closed trading days can fuck off.\n\nThank you for your attention. |
| lmao yes and somehow it'll loop back to Hillary too |
| I like how your picture focuses on the forehead and leaves everything else, and mine is the contrary |
| She’s loving me\n\nSo tenderly |
| Rocky Mountain oysters |
| People always make fun of the fat sitcom dad with the hot wife way outta his League but have you seen the dudes lena dunam bangs in girls? |
| Been in Mexico 6 years. Don’t regret it. But I’m here mainly for surf and I live really simply. |
| awesome man. you seem really cool |
| 11 million until I hit 10 million for me. |
| After all these bombing, futes gonna open +0.85% instead of +0.95% where it closed at 1 |
| Mafia for sure. |
| Just some retard |
| My grandpa taught me this, I just buy the big stuff and forget about it |
| Breaking - 🥭 says hand over enriched uranium now or bombs will be dropping! |
| So now that mango discovered an infinite deal glitch, what will bears cope to now ? |
| Boobs |
| Kharg has fallen |
| You tell wsb when you're ready for some exit liquidity |
| 40,000 is the reddit limit *the more you know* |
| Ber post? Bullish. |
| Where do you guys get quotes this early |
| Some of you haven’t looked at foreign markets and it shows\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/81ffw8h9uc3h1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05e87667ed5e20d4bae7fa6603ff3eeb18eb9c00 |
| Trump DEMANDS Iran’s enriched uranium ‘IMMEDIATELY’ \n \nOR \n \n‘Destroyed… at another acceptable location’ |
| I read this as “Fidelity ready to talk…”\n\nLike they was gonna send you that concern email 🤣 |
| My net worth is over 3x your post amount. lol\n\nWhat you cannot gain back is any dignity from cringeposting like you've just done. lmao |
| Why 2030? |
| Probably. Taco Tuesday is a thing. |
| To live? Don't know about now, but in the 60's the Philippines was very happening. Then again, I was 20 and in the Navy, so... |
| Do you just need an anonymous stranger to say yes?\n\nYeah. Do it. |
| bro just watched Planet of the Apes |
| literally every case that doesnt drop anymore are up long term |
| Do fuck off with misunderstanding shit |
| And when it does, THAT'S when you sell and full port puts |
| I have a bunch of unopened cases from years of playing CS2 when it first came out. I could never afford to open to open them. Could they be worth something? |
| its hilarious that you dont think ASTS MNO relationships is real. its the whole point of the business. [heres the breakdown](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HCfUv3mWQAApxL7.jpg?name=orig) they surely wont own all of them they will own enough to make it a value play and to have the fastest growing user growth since chatgpt |
| Oh shit bombs going off? You know what that means. Peace deal is on it's way. Praise be. |
| tim farrar 2.0 |
| I started my etf journey with a small and modest 7 figures, and now it works for me. |
| The PL i have on my watchlist since 1.50 usd?\n\nNever heard about her bro |
| Talk to me Goose |
| Keep in mind selling cases gives you steam credit. No way to actually withdraw the money. Atleast not legally.\n\nYou can use it to buy some games though atleast |
| Oooooo fuck, gape it Warren |
| tell him to cash me outside, howbow dah? |
| We're striking Iran again? this is bullish as fuck. Dump oil |
| 😭 with that much money I’d put it on a house down payment |
| i think we missed something at the end there |
| Flair says otherwise |
| I sold my btc and bought more zcash. Chatter is that Bitcoin is headed south. |
| Yes |
| “He's in France, he's a country in France.\nHe's a god and oh can he dance.\nHe has sex when the light are down low.\nThere's one thing I just gotta know” |
| Legitimately, I had no idea you could post these many characters at one time. |
| Oh well that makes more sense. |
| So 0DTE calls tomorrow morning or what?! |
| 🥭 talking about how ***Iran*** will join Abraham Accords after the war. Late stage dementia hospice patients make more sense than him atm... |
| he’s from the future |
| Sure.. because why not make peace in the middle east a prerequisite for a deal. |
| I’m currently in Philippines its amazing |
| Goto throw up your position screenshot around these parts partner |
| Explosions reported in Iran Bandar Abbas and nearby Persian Gulf areas; air defenses activated\n\nSource: CNN |
| Absolutely legendary post. Regretting selling covered calls on my asts and getting called away now. |
| Ive had a 3/4" steel ball bearing taped to my pp tip for 4 months ... pp is now 1/4" longer fully erect. |
| I saw something posted to works news about an hour ago. Risky source iirc though |
| Idk Iran just got their internet back…maybe this attack happened 60 days ago since they couldn’t upload |
| Just saw someone post that Kharg Island being hit is the most bearish for Oil outside of Hormuzz reopening - I’m absolutely flabbergasted, is there any logic to this? Here is the tweet: https://x.com/gavmccracken/status/2059017871770919187?s=46&t=11vVrkL-9GelJZ9ZfSW8sg |
| Futes will rip up so hard |
| Stop being a dumbass |
| Ran my screener. Why are the top 50 or so stocks from semis industry 🤦 |
| How does one destroy an element? Pretty sure the destruction of enriched uranium is a big boom, no? At best it could be scattered. |
| Get a senator, I hear they stroke it for you. |
| Looks like they're blowing shit up..also airport has been bombed in bandar abas supposedly |
| Why? |
| he meant gape |
| Greatest deal there could ever be |
| I'm pretty much a long term investor, up or down doesn't matter my options don't expire till Wednesday. |
| what |
| https://preview.redd.it/x1ywwklvtc3h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=867d98dd588689a135664b423ab2e8f45d26e915\n\n |
| Futes are gonna fute so hard omg, pls. |
| Oh, half awake brain 😅\n\nI was like how tf was it $67 a loot box |
| Big fat ass bull jump green god ass candle tomorrow everyone buying right now |
| Yes |
| This time it really is!! |
| What is sector rotation |
| still solid to voice your boundaries while tensing inline with your moral virtues. |
| this is what friends or bullies would say in grammar school when punching someone in the stomach or slapping their balls without notice. looks like they never left their peak. |
| Ur gey |
| https://x.com/i/status/2059019670502473864 |
| Think I’m narrowed down to the Philippines or Mexico |
| Let’s gooo |
| We had salmon and wild rice with my wife's signature baked zucchini slices, seasoned to perfection. 😋 |
| I am a retard not an animal. |
| Pump deez Rocky Mountain oysters |
| Deep bro |
| https://preview.redd.it/fx6s34umtc3h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=625a554da2d502ee323539443322c279a57b7aac\n\nIt’s the confidence to make these statements like they rest on reinforced concrete that just rubs me the wrong way. |
| Yes |
| 🙈👀 |
| Where did you see that? lol |
| Webull did a fantastic job designing Vega to feel less like a static dashboard and more like an active, conversational partner. |
| Bers literally coping on made up speedboats. Next they’ll start spamming about jet ski’s smh |
| Theta cucked |
| In Intel and Quantum stock 😀 |
| 3B subscribers is half the adult population of the world. Nothing has 3B subscribers. Truly nothing. That's 10x netflix count as a base case. More devices than apple has running across phone, computers, watches and everything else. If that's what it takes, then the whole thing is overdone.\n\nUS IP and spectrum doesn't transfer internationally, ASTS isn't beating Starlink into these other markets. Starlink has 10M subscribers for a more complete service.\n\nChina won't sign up and OK US satellite providers to haul national data infrastructure at any cost. Did you know Starlink is illegal in China? That's 1.1B adults.\n\nOther countries are increasing wary of US infrastructure in the same way the US is wary of Chinese infrastructure. Hopefully this works at North American scale. Maybe Europe.\n\nStarlink, Amazon, and every other satellite builder in the business is currently at least considering communications satellites. Even if launch is commoditized like you say (it's not), it helps to own the pipeline.\n\nThe thing about split revenue deals is if they decide not to sell your service in particular, they owe you nothing. It's a good headline.\n\nI think you're missing the rest of the world and any agreements that actually lock anyone in. \n\nBut agree we'll see in a year or two. I think this is peak hype, but maybe I'm wrong. I love the team, love the spacemob energy, I just don't think this one is it.\n\nFWIW, I appreciate the discussion. |
| Not even the first one free bump |
| Just stick around and by 8pm you’ll see the over certainty fade away |
| i’d like to speak to the manger please |
| I stopped paying attention \n\n\nDeal or no deal ?! |
| Remember, up is down and down is up |
| The let down on the deal will make some of you go back Wendy’s |
| Good one! |
| Maybe u have puts |
| RIP in peace |
| Guys he invests in ETFs. Get him! |
| "set to inherit" is not something to count on till it's in the bag. I know an only son whose 93 year old dad married a 25 year old nurse |
| People getting Wiley with 3 days of not losing money in the casino |
| Lol. That's the que it will, but only after they close all the shorts and liquidity hunt it sl tp |
| What an absolute, and I don’t say this lightly, paper handed wizards sleeve |
| Pretty sure it's an anal sex reference. |
| Did u lose on nvda!!! |
| My gf’s OF account is saving me |
| The phrase "love taps" for military strikes that blow shit up and kill people will never not be funny |
| https://preview.redd.it/9k5zvsnftc3h1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba7e4f6101417e5d9c8420f58e7ab7e6f7fc9f47\n\nIt's called the Gomez Addams method. |
| 15 minutes until the actual pre-pre-market glimpse... gripping my boner like it's a fighter jet control stick. |
| ooo tough play. looks like Youtube ads fucked you muahahaha i am too poor for paying. |
| spoken like a true spysexual |
| lol the AI derangement syndrome of reddit at work |
| No I think sass has more of a moment later in summer or fall but idk I think I can figure out tickers lol scalped adbe a bunch of times |
| 25? You're fine. This shit was chump change. You'll make way more. Hope you learned something |
| It’s the same shit with the Aliens. They think no one will believe in god anymore. Probably right. |
| If you're not loading up on PL before earnings you hate money |
| my uncle works at the futes and he told me it's blood red -1% on SPY fute |
| it's mean free money |
| Lookin a bit like Homer Simpson designed that car |
| Can be worse, some people have to start from negative |
| Reuters I guess - but they will quote Iranian news sources |
| What’s money |
| Talk yo shit king let yo nuts HANG! |
| Your young take your investment money and invest in a hottie, creat a business plan, you finance the equipment and do the operations side, she brings the physical asset's. Start your marketing business tomorrow, A true cash cow😁 |
| Why is he smiling though? |
| My man monitors situations |
| Any more substantive links on what's going on in Southern Iran? \n\n\nReports of explosions and seems like either there's surgical strikes or drones being shot down?\n\n\nMaybe Iran has some new AA toys from Gyna and testing them out on US/Israel recon drones? |
| If i turn in all my pennies will the bank give me silver dollars? |
| I didn’t start until I was 32. I’m doing fine. You will\nRecover |
| How do you find these rotations? As I understand, you're saying to rotate to IGV now. How did you find that it's IGV specifically to rotate to now? |
| ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ RemindMe! 193 days |
| Bull trap 🪤 |
| People keep saying the maker will shit the bed this year. From high interest rates to inflation. How will this affect this rocket (ASTS) and the space? |
| 🤌 |
| Because none expects -2-3% |
| fuck this man, I hate how smug both bols and bers get towards each other on the slightest news that confirms their biases\n\nthe other animal is not the enemy, the enemy is the one that makes animals of us all 🔥✍️ |
| This casino is full of weirdos who won't shut up. |
| Omg |
| Market hasn’t cared in months |
| Because it gets the people going |
| This surprises people why? |
| If you believe a glorified auto-complete can divine the future of the stock market, you've drunk the Koolaid.\n\nI think they need to IPO before debt owners come asking for payment, either from them or from the many suppliers in their circular financing scheme. Not a pyramid, but a doughnut-scheme? |
| As a bear, I can confirm we don’t have money |
| Forgot to add MSFT -5% (RIP MY JUNE CALLS) |
| Evil Emperor is some serious shit |
| Look, if you don't get it, the details are on my [website](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) |
| Why does anything do what it does anymore? The market seems to operate counter to my positions and nothing else at this point |
| This is silly: how hard can it be for the U.S. Navy and Air Force to make the strait off-limits to Iranian vessels and aircraft? |
| Schrodinger's portfolio. |
| What happened bools? Is a bit of reality finally settling in? |
| The YouTube has a ton of experts saying oil is still going way higher. Confusing times. |
| wtf did I just read |
| Sadly OP paid $100k and still only gets to be 25 once like the rest of us |
| Flatlined dead |
| Ferrari is a race team that sells race cars. Doesn’t it operate out of a trust to evade taxes as well? |
| I know people throw around "lmao" recklessly in this sub, but I did sincerely spit beer seeing this. Thank you. |
| The speedboats said no |
| Is the only color I see |
| margin calls maybe |
| Bear*** |
| They smell I know |
| "Israel intensifies attacks, leaving civilians in southern Lebanon facing dire displacement crisis" this is the only news I find re: attacks. Any others? |
| He always attacks during negotiations.\n\nI guess he believes that gives him an edge or something. Watched game of thrones and thought it was a documentary. |
| Showing way too much hair still |
| Futes shrek green\n\nHOOD and RDDT -3% |
| Done with work. What happened in the market today? |
| Bers please post simulated gains again. Surely it will work this time lmfaooooooo |
| Tech |
| Ghey bers trying to make my red allergi flare up, but i take antihistamines. |
| Believe it or not, calls. |
| If you’re still happily married, it sounds like a good investment. |
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| Until money is in hand, stay in your cagey wagey. Then I'd shit in his coffee I. My way out |
| Bullish |
| Why are there vids of air defenses going off then |
| Ceasefire is just a suggestion |
| 🤡 |
| Fu |
| Who is ready for inverse taco tuesday |
| Arrachera and a 12 pack of Victoria. |
| How do bears still have money ? |
| Oh damn. |
| Those whales buying $1mill in weekly QQQ call options is about to get harpooned!! |
| No way Tuesday gonna pump |
| I think he's saying to buy the dip |
| #People are bitching that Google is phasing out search engine in favor of AI summaries but everything on the internet is now behind a paywall so good riddance LMAO🤌 |
| What happened to the WSB I used to love? Just a bunch of yappers with no positions and scammers |
| Puts |
| .... I guess you could say I'm just out here ICE fishing by posting in Espanol. |
| We are all fuk now |
| Would you think that it is crazy if the value goes to 150 after the split? That's the pyscological argument behind a split. |
| Mexican |
| It’s the circle jerk that’s keeping the economy running |
| We coming up on a Tuesday morning Taco tweet. |
| Blood red🐻 |
| Iran deal half cash half stock |
| ASTS please pump my bags |
| Lmao typical low iq brokies. This guy legit drops the method all ppl that are in the know are using, and these retards just dismiss it. This is why they stay poor. Maybe use your brains dipshits, when institutions sell, it’s usually to buy another asset, they aren’t staying in cash. Which means something else is gonna go up. \n\nOP, I found out about this a couple years ago and have been doing it as well. 4x’d my net worth with “safe investments” |
| “The company knows where every cell phone on earth is located. What is that worth?”\n\nThe government is already able to use vans and fly airplanes over cities to mimic cell towers to find phones in the area and listen in on them and identify their location. How valuable is that to the government? There will be restrictions on use in the United States requiring subpoenas but outside of the United States it’s all fair game. |
| Go teach them futures. \n\nSay something about the future together |
| Why everyone expect a 2-3% day tmr ? |
| It's literally not even where it was during the Russian invasion of Ukraine when there was less than 20% the barrels disrupted. Only thing that has mitigated this one is inventory builds in Feb and jawboning by the pres\n\nAlso it's less than 50% above February now |
| I'm still skeptical about RKLB, despite people consistently winning on it in here, but I like short-term call scalps on LUNR and ASTS. |
| all stock and maybe 10% cash is better play usually. but i am just big noob boob |
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| I was on the same Boat brother! 25M and I have been trading since 6 years! I lost everything on my name trading options! Almost about 60k that destroyed me as a person and ruined my relationship, my girl left me and even got laid off! Everything started falling apart.\n\nEven thought of killing myself but few months later today when I look back and realize I was stressing on the wrong things and millions of people would pay everything they have to be 25 year old! Take this as a lesson and bounce back! We man always bounce back! |
| If you were in your 40s and set to inherit over 10 million would you care if your boss gave you a project on a holiday? |
| The only bear thesis is they won't be able to get the sats up. That's it. |
| 💯 |
| Did you see the recent gains post where people were baffled someone made money on calls and puts on the same ticker on the same day? |
| Not at all... wherever money flows/pools, then that's where the volume will be. Lot's can be made anywhere in the market where there's volume |
| Media that spamming peace deal news are quiet about the "explosive situation"\n\nI know we will still pump no matter what, but let's see what happens |
| Oh my. Why is oil down, then? |
| Bers still fuked… 🥭 didn’t authorize more bombs. These were “love taps” not an escalation. |
| Detroit? Buying a ticket there tomorrow |
| You mean oil right? |
| Poophole loophole is a time honored tradition |
| Naming names. I love it. Congrats on the win. I’ve never looked at asts, but thanks to you I’ll be adding it to my portfolio along with some other space players. |
| its a date |
| AXTI +9,000% 1Y |
| Impossible they hired Johnny Ive to design it. It has to be cool |
| RedVines |
| The two speedboats being attacked was confirmed 48 hours ago but Iran didn’t release to not put pressure on negotiations |
| no. |
| It’s just love taps |
| Must be a ber |
| Your prognosis is wrong by the first sentence, Covid was a “Black swan” event not a “bubble” secondly you must not be aware of the AI circle jerk |
| Literally no news matters. Wake me up when a tanker full of Kuwaiti crude pulls up in South Korea. |
| its an invitation to make money |
| You weren't investing, you were gambling and calling it investing. Never gamble with money you can't afford to lose. Now you know. |
| salmon and potatoes or any version of meat and potatoes, or a nice pasta, or breakfast for dinner, or a loaded up sammie toasted real good |
| Only 9.99 million for me! Suck it! |
| #This ceasefire is like those girls who do everything with everyone except intercourse and proudly call themselves a virgin LMAO🤌 |
| I finally found somone who made me feel less shitty about selling plantir and missing asts. Thank you sir 🙏 |
| I'm seriously baffled why the wholly fuk do the Dance of the Seven Negotiations all weekend and then this? Warring factions in the WH, or inside 🌮 head? |