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| Is it normal for SPY and TLT charts to look exactly the same for the day? |
| De-risking tmr into the weekend with Her Moose unresolved? |
| Guys, don't be mad at the media for manipulating the market. Journalists have to pay the bills somehow. If you don't like it, you shouldn't have hired all those hookers on craigslist. |
| Let me know when you find out as well |
| Dude stop having conversations with LLMs and stop believing what tech CEOs say on stage. They are professional liars with MBAs, not the honest nerds that built the tech industry in the 2000s - late 2010s |
| US & Iran partner with GameStop to buy eBay for straight cash |
| I almost bought 2DTE straddles right before yesterday's close. I’d be banging my head against the wall now |
| LOL - no one knows what’s gonna happen.\n\nNot even AI! |
| Is it worth holding NBIS calls overnight? Up like 18% on my calls. Breakeven price is 220. I should have sold them when it was 225+ but oh well |
| I was about to cancel ChatGPT membership until they offered me 3 mos free. That says to me they are struggling |
| Lil +0.5% pump would go so hard rn |
| Last I hear, Iran was stuck on not giving up nuclear enrichment and the US was stuck on them absolutely having to give up nuclear enrichment. \n\nThis market runs on hopium. |
| DRAM |
| Interesting read, not sure that I buy it. Thanks for sharing! |
| Brand new HVAC distribution entry via Mingledorff's (completed last week) entering a \*\*$100 billion\*\* market\n\nYou got it wrong there... the HVAC distribution is the one that focuses on family houses, not the datacenters. Also the entire US HVAC market is roughly **$33.9 billion**. Majority of which are the datacenters, not the family houses. So it's a much smaller market.\n\nThe only reason why they had a beat was because of M&A which puts them into red flag territory to get their credit rating re-rated.\n\nTheir sales are declining, while they report that it grew 0.6% or something they also admit that 55bps were because of foreign currency (i.e. it's flat at 0.05%).\n\nYou're also comparing Japanese real-estate market with the US. There's a big difference between the two, the Japanese don't see real-estate as investment, Americans do. The moment you buy real-estate in Japan it immediately loses value.\n\nYou're also wrong about the premise that higher mortgage rates will cause a financial crisis... markets are generally fluid, there isn't a supply problem with housing. It's just that high-in-demand areas have a supply issue. But people can still move to the mid-west and live a comfortable life there.\n\nAdditionally what caused the crisis in the first place was that rates were almost non-existent and everyone got a loan. Suggesting that the US should return to that model is far more dangerous and the FED understands that.\n\nThis company tanked premarket because their margins keep shrinking and keep shrinking rapidly. The way they battle this is like any other company in the sector... mass layoffs and other cost-cutting measures.\n\nI will upvote though, because you've put a lot of effort into this. |
| I hope u right |
| It was actually confirmed as fake yesterday even lol. |
| Lisan Al Gaib |
| Suddenly I don't feel too bad about buying MU shares at 790 |
| Sooooo what's the news 👀 |
| as long as nvda doesn't go below 218, then there will be a bull run in near future. |
| I'm in bitch |
| Waiting for the start of the max pain hunt. |
| Also curious about sources for both... especially it being fake. |
| What’s the likelihood Iran gets to charge a fee and still gets to enrich uranium at the same level as before. |
| lots, apparently |
| Deal has been reached - Claude now controls the Strait of Hormuz\n\n \nAnthropic IPO's at 10T valuation |
| Haven't they all been fake? |
| hopped in |
| DD checks out! You are good to lift off, Sir! |
| shoul've MUU. |
| Who is in charge of Iran? It would be funny if it was some troll |
| I just let some girl switch up to my seat to be her dad. Her mom thanked everyone on the plane except for me. |
| HOOD should add "FINISH HIM" soundbite after every put bought |
| Choose your own adventure! |
| Oof the Chinatov- Muffintop pact and Taiwan gets Polanded |
| I kinda regret selling AMD for 90$ exactly 1 year ago. |
| I think you are misunderstanding how much a fucking insane logistics nightmare it is to ship complex robots, fix complex robots, companies to buy and implement them, parts to source them etc. \n\nLike yeah I guess it would be profitable because it would replace people but there aren’t a lot of manufacturing and Amazon warehouses don’t really prop up 20 year careers, at least they shouldn’t do that.\n\n\nI just think that you’re right… sort of? Like they have to overcome a shit load of hurdles to make this viable. The easy solution would be to just hire humans and slowly replace them with robots over a few decades. Not sprint to replace everyone tomorrow. |
| All of Iran becomes a data center for the world. A bunch of problems solved! |
| Is NOW ever going to be green again? |
| WTF |
| Best of luck to you! |
| Many forget American retirement deposits get funneled in every day |
| I am sorry you sold puts on the bear stock SOXL? |
| Fug off. Mods? |
| Are there AI ETFs? |
| Naw |
| Stop being a gay bear |
| Average wsb user |
| I am buying calls for their earnings! |
| MM's literally do not care which direction the market goes, lol\n\nThey remain almost entirely neutral and exist to maintain the balance |
| Who else bought bull on the dip just now? |
| Give the Iranian leaders a Robinhood account and some start up cash, they’ll forget all about their uranium |
| Because Executive and Million dollar plus homes\nBuisness is soaring |
| All of you complaining its impossible to play options in this market, if Barron can do it and make money, so can you. |
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| easiest long on the oil ever |
| # Don’t be scared to get PDT restricted it changes June 4th LMAO🤌 |
| He’s too pussy |
| You can buy 3% OTM options a month out on SPY, TLT, ACWI, EWZ, ILF, EWJ if you want a sure thing.\n\n\nGlobal small caps should rip as well. Puts on USO / GSG as well. \n\n\nIt's dependent on Trump confirming withdrawal. Assets will run all the way to mid terms. |
| Already have em |
| Another fake dump incoming to finish spy 0.00% for the day |
| Probably the hardest thing I've done this year is eat -20% HOOD losses in exchange for +50% ASTS and QCOM profits |
| Same! I think MU and INTC will move up tomorrow (atleast thats what chart is saying) |
| $ROST underrated stock. I grabbed some $240 1DTE calls. Who’s with me? |
| I have fatigue fatigue |
| COF - the MSFT of banks. Fuck this shit. |
| Wait, I was in a meeting... Was the deal rumor confirmed as fake? |
| MU has barely had any volume in the last 2 hours. |
| people will buy in 'cause how many companies/countries in the world can reach Space? even shit ass company like Rocket Lab is on the Nasdaq. Why can't SpaceX? as they said Space is the final frontier. |
| https://preview.redd.it/9edsifvzkj2h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=406945bc11879bcf0a8db75bb70531c2d480ade1\n\n |
| Update: I lost the profit and then some going back in. Greed is a killer |
| Does Iran know? |
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| It'd be crazy if they did a Castro kidnapping in Cuba with special forces and then also an aerial bombing campaign in Iran the same weekend. |
| The amount of people copying this trade feels alarming |
| buffet could do 10 million dollar gambles on 0dte for the rest of his life and still have enough money to leave none of it to his kids |
| Nah after market would be the play to pump like mad into the long weekend. |
| We very well could be the only company left in America. I definitely don't have to worry about AI taking my job, we're lucky we have computers. |
| It’s plant leather |
| https://preview.redd.it/hzdzmlnxkj2h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec32f7f2208cf53e2042df61b254f9966ed59080 |
| Here comes the dip, my friend. |
| This is fucking absurd and the fact that it's legal is baffling. Maybe modern markets really can't fall at all, because of all the ETFs and derivatives. Maybe top MMs wanted it to go down, but they can't. Maybe algos just make it go forever up. |
| “Deal is just about finalized and will be announced in a few hours” \n\n🥭at 4:01pm: “we are putting boots on the ground” |
| Pick a side and wait the fuck out |
| !remindme 3 days |
| If AGI ever happens then nothing after that matters if you catch my drift |
| So come and get the uranium if you think you hard enough, ameripussy LMAO🤌 |
| Donald pump gonna announce some "deals" him and Chyna made right after the Iran "deal" comes out, 770 by next week |
| For our next pump: IRAN agrees to data center deal as part of compensation package! |
| Hey, it was worth that last week. It's running at a 20% discount now. He just needs the market to correct that in a big hurry, and to ignore that it was also worth 50% less just a few weeks ago. \n\n⚖️ As far as this subreddit goes, this is practically a blue chip investment. |
| I ain't greedy just hungry |
| I knew selling SNDK last monday during the dip would fuck me over... and here we go.. I deserve it tbh |
| Damn he was right too! |
| https://preview.redd.it/w452tr7vkj2h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=265dd15a64b0625697fc4c4038ad3b49af941faa |
| Go to therapy snowflake |
| Deal reached 9:30 pm est |
| Brother you're good to go. You don't need to worry about any of this. |
| I went ghey for this? |
| The -3500 YTD agrees with you |
| Got it. Puts on GOOG. |
| And you see it on the gas prices, its not really working. I also read that oil for lubrication (motor oil etc) has had a 50% or more price increase too, facing massive shortages. It's all just hopium. |
| Does it need to be on 1DTE FDs? |
| ZM BULL puts\n\nWDAY calls\n |
| Why would you manufacture in Mines and which mines are you talking about |
| Was apple valued at IPO at roughly the GDP of the US though? I get "future returns" but are they already priced for perfection? I think that's the question. |
| how long will this so call deal be in effect? hours, minutes, seconds? |
| And trailing stop losses are your friend. They saaaaaaved me today. |
| Lol one of them said they "tried insta cart, but would like to start an account so they could make money to live off of(get this) in a year or two". Right now they have 100 bucks in a Robinhood acct |
| You're very bad at this |
| Already $500 in NVDA. Where my robot army? |
| don't you want to be different from the crowd |
| Yup and if it blows up people's puts/shorts they get a nice little liquidity squeeze. |
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| Dump into close 741 EOD |
| Idk what to do now |
| Wait you guys actually make money here? |
| Think he has to concede just about everything though |
| It’s just a pleasure to be here |
| For real. I mean, what’s the alternative? |
| yeah a buddy got banned for less on here already |
| https://preview.redd.it/mnj1s0ynkj2h1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ed72b7cf477ba716932a715166c507f3243eeeb |
| Wtf kind of .1% power hour is this shit |
| Hey eat my ass I need the opposite |
| looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing permanent markers |
| For all the NVDA call buyers yesterday. Today is your chance to redeem yourself with QQQ puts into Friday |
| Max pain is $700.\n\nI expect a substantial dip tomorrow, before it starts to rip in the coming weeks. |
| True 🤣 |
| I don't believe it. I just want it to pump the market. |
| AGI |
| I'll believe it when I see it.\n\nThere's nothing these fucks love more than jawboning hawkish shit. |
| yeah feels like the sequel nobody asked for |
| This is like 3 hours at Wendy’s, I don’t wanna see hourly shift money posted on this sub? I want life savings. Yes I hate you all yes I hate myself |
| You can’t eat SAAS bags tho. |
| I’m over here buying and selling 1dtes for +12 gains. It’s driving me nuts but technically. I am making money. |
| Whichever one PUMPS THAT index! |
| I wonder what those cheeky bastards intend to do with all my pr0n trained models |
| Please tell us you didn’t really do this Owen |
| Edging me to 7450 I need to bust |
| Half heart, half stock, half cash, it’s on the website in Havana oh na na |
| Imagine a 3:30 truth social that it’s been reached |
| I had a terrible day, too. Sorry bro. |
| So fucking regarded… im tailing 850. |
| Ya man options get absolutely toast with this volatility unless you sell at the right time |
| I sold naked calls on it today, i guess one of us two will lose a shit ton of money |
| Google's new Gemini 3.5 flash is absolute dog shit for image generation.. just like all previous Gemini AI models, when on earth will they start to compete with all the other AI giants? |
| 25k of it |
| This sub builds data centers, and we need that |
| Boring but profitable, I’d rather feel aroused and be poor |
| TEAM was the worst play I've made in a while |
| Dm me. |
| Somebody tell Iran peace happening whether they want it or not |
| SHOW ME THE DEAL |
| You should sell some $700 puts or collect premium by selling like 200 calls at $820 strike. At a minimum you should roll these into a $720 strike. Wherever you found this $20k is going to disappear by tomorrow 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Greed got ya |
| 1 shrek candle would be cool |
| I’m 90% MU in my port and even i think this is retarded |
| Bru I will say this. There is a non zero chance of this guys prediction coming true |
| I think it will beat earnings i just bought 3,xxx shares at 6.63 on the dip already up |
| A recap of my day.\n\n0DTE Puts at open, we got that mornings shrek so I had to jump out\n\nSwitched to calls, bought at the literal top of the morning pump. Held those all day, fake ceasefire pump but didn’t sell.\n\nWe got another fake ceasefire is fake headline, dumped. Hit my stop loss, made like 10% of the 90% I was up.\n\nOpen puts again, Turns out the market doesn’t actually care it was fake after all and now those are cooked on this pump\n\nI’m just playing shares until 🌮 or 🇮🇷 are gone, this is fucking impossible |
| more on affordability crisis imo ... everyone's gonna be gambler soon |
| So will stocks tank as investors sell funds to buy spacex IPO lol |
| I hope ttwo crashes tonight so i can buy it |
| I don't think many were expecting 714 today. I'm guessing this thing is gonna pump into close. |
| mention the memory bottleneck for me |
| QQQ BREAK THIS 714 RESISTANCE ONCE MORE, YOU CAN DO IT |
| You're not alone, we're unfortunately along for the ride whether we like it or not. |
| Which will come first: space data center, commercial fusion, mainstream quantum computing, or AGI? |
| You are bigly stupid if you believe this. |
| lfg manipulated that damn market bro |
| Please may we see a 2% pump from here MMs? Ill be good with my gains this time. |
| I had oil longs when that first massive oil dump happened, managed to reverse it, make money back, then another swing, then another swing and another. I'm now $300 up after most stressful day of my life |
| Serious question: Which sector are you rotating into?\n\nI can't think of anything that sounds better than memory overall... |
| Puts on Taco Bell |
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| Inspo right here lfg |
| That’s the plan!!!! |
| This market is like being trans, sick and confused. |
| Just get a job at Axios |
| lol EPA RULE SAVING GROCERY MONEY LMAOO WHAT A CUCK |
| When the strait is cleared and its back to normal, SPY will drop 100 pts no reason |
| Make sure you slap an Iranian flag on the account first |
| Every dip gets bought, pure insanity |
| I wanna make it at least say 5 before I blow it hehe |
| SpaceX to launch Boring Company to tunnel into the hollow moon, claim it and use it as a shielded space data center to run xAI |
| We've had one peace deal, yes. But what about second peace deal? |
| Hey, can you DM me the paid Discord? |
| Always a bad sign |
| wait for gay ass space X and open AI IPO \nfunds leave MU \nbuy MU on the dip???? |
| And I lost my last 10k , gz bro |
| fuck it im going to make a x account and just tweet random unconfirmed rumors with no source |
| everything is priced in bro |
| Now buy because next week is going to be phenomenal |
| Oh look, everything frozen in time just perfectly to fuk everyone. |
| "we are putting tariffs on farts" |
| What's scary here is the playback hasn't even changed they are legit just gonna do this until it doesnt work then scramble to the next stopgap |
| Damn who's your dealer they got strong shit.\n\nFriday is god now. 745. |
| Last post was over 2 weeks ago. RIP\n\nIn his position, I would have sold the truck and took a plane to Hormuz to do live trading |
| then theyd pump oil |
| Oh yeah he definitely was a millionaire when he retired my senior year, he worked in Defense Tech before becoming a teacher, I think he worked on GPS Design at Northrop Grumman and had a bunch of their stock too I think |
| Warsh will listen to his daddy. |
| Just buy VOO and chill for 30 years like a nerd aka /r/dividend freak |
| Concepts of one, at least. |
| My coworkers have known what I do for years now. But in the last week, three of them, one being my boss, have come up to me asking how to make money in the market.\n\nDon't like that. |
| I believe it completely. Any civilization capable of building such a structure, it it were even possible with the laws of physics (which it isn't), would certainly have harnessed fusion power on the surface of their world. |
| Didn't Vance say he was on his way earlier today? I'm not saying I'm taking his word for it, but what the fuck |
| an I down is also cool |
| It is because my breakeven price is $91. Sorry |
| lmao story of my life these days |
| I’m sure not a single person will have bet on exact date and time that the deal will be announced, too. |
| If that's to much work this account will be blown in less than a month lol... |
| Algos just figured out the news was fake |
| Position? |
| Statistically speaking, the stock market typically has a slightly better day on the trading session just before a 3-day weekend. This phenomenon is driven by the "pre-holiday effect," where investors display behavioral optimism and short-sellers close out risky positions before the extended break. |
| Wait, unverified reports of a possible deal don't mean the war is 100% done?!?!?!\n\nEven if there is a deal, it actually has to hold long enough for insurers to allow ships to transit the Strait of Hormuz. |
| TRUTH! |
| did you get poo on ur shoulder as well? |
| Ye |
| The good news is that we have no news |
| Its a ride. Hold through the chop and trust the long term trend. AND turn of share borrowing in your account. Were trying to squeeze this thing |
| Nope, just an extra chromosome |
| headline is from yahoo finance. |
| Anyone notice the Home Builders rallied after Hawkishness yesterday and talk of possible rate hikes? Make sense? |
| If I had a good brain, I probably wouldn't be here |
| 😒 I have market fatigue 😒 |
| fake news, real pump |
| Here’s an idea. Buy a TON of NVDA shares. Right now. |
| I was doing so well with just shares and then I bought nvda calls |
| Powell the bull god has been replaced by Warsh the bear god |
| Deal: ceasefire extended 30 days for further negotiations LMAO |
| It's ok NVDA you don't have to V, a U is good too. Heck even a W is fine. |
| Much appreciated |
| Y — Your\n O — Options\n L — Lost\n O — Overnight |
| because it's a shit stock that nobody should be investing in |
| Just bought the dip on bull hehe $6.63 |
| woah theta day yayyyy |
| Someone check if a bird shit on him |
| Yeah, its going to stay flat |
| Did you look at the theta on the 900c... even if MU hits 840 by tomorrow morning it will be the same price, needs past 850 to even go up by a penny or more |
| DEAL V3.68 final final v7 final.pdf \n\nHas been leaked |
| algos from 2:50 to 3pm: literally sell everything it's over\n\nalgos from 3pm onwards: literally buy every single stock up we can't let spy go down |
| lol paid almost $50 for a screenshot |
| Why can’t nflx break 90 bruh |
| shouldve held my IWM calls longer FUCK |
| Go raw dog a lady of the night if you can take that risk you can do anything |
| so next fake news are from anonymous official or source close to negotiating teams?\n\nnot sure which one is stronger |
| Haha you have so much more faith in him than I do. |
| No they didn’t. They has legitimate tech |
| Naw we can pump on your boyfriend spreading his cheeks open for us |
| Fuck the peace agreements. Middle East can achieved peace and restart their economy if they sign a datacenter deal |
| Just sold 50% of my holdings to buy more MU (20% -> 70% of port) . I am getting the same weird warm feeling… i think this is… love? |
| Idts |
| I respect the enthusiasm even if I doubt the thesis. Good luck retailers. |
| I think ive traded 20 mil in volume for like $1400 profit. |
| \+420% |
| Who the hell still uses paper in 2026 |
| thought QCOM would be at 220 by now . |
| Gang I’m tired of monitoring the situation 😥 |
| So who bought MSFT @ $433 pre market? MSFT did the same damn thing the other day. I wouldnt be surprised if someone bought at $433 twice and got fucked at open. |
| Lol, sitting at $751 at the moment. Thanks for your donation. You may have to start making other types of donations next week to scrap some cash . |
| This guy is actually gonna try to put out a fire by lighting a new one. Omg I hate this fucking timeline so much |
| SPY predictions tomorrow? |
| Wsb: "nobody is going to hold this shit over the weekend..."\n\n\nSPY ".....and I took that personally. And set a new all time high." |
| You know they don’t give af right? |
| That means you are above average. Good job! |
| Last post by /u/ssmoygugs6 was 17 days ago. RIP king\n\n> If you regards are risking $80,000 to $100,000 on shit like this or 0DTE’s, might as well hold it until that shit expires. If you’re going to pussy out buy TQQQ shares instead. |
| Super serious for real this time |
| Don't worry, bear brothers \n\nOur lord and savior Warsh will destroy these bulls tomorrow |
| Quantum ai? Does that change things? |
| Talks are going well |
| It's trading at about $750 right now. So you're betting that it will rally by at least $150 tomorrow.\n\nAll the best, degen. |
| We are conditioned to beleive this now so it wont happen. Triple leverage full port. |
| First, the MMs came for me and took my MSFT. Good riddance. Then, they came for my theta. I didnt not speak out because i am not a ghey thetagang. Then they came for my V-card, and there was no one left to speak up for my Vegana. *- Sun "El Trumpo" Tzu.* |
| And one day later, theta gang wins again, thanks for the free money regards |
| Qatari PM discusses de-escalation efforts with Egypt’s foreign minister |
| wait so the market still believes this guy? |
| My HS teacher told me I was a handsome young man. Now she’s doing 15 in federal pen and I’m a single dad. Calculus was the best class though I’m not gonna lie. We’ll always have Paris nights prom night Miss K |
| Need a rklb pump pronto |
| Walmart is somehow 2x more expensive than the majority of blue chip SaaS lmao |
| I am still in awe at the buffoonery I was allowed to pull off today. I'm looking at my balance and can't believe it's the same one I was staring at before that 1pm pump. |
| im gonna buy so many puts after the war ends, the exit liquidity is gonna be insane for these MMs |
| today, spy is following oil futures. /cl. we are usually 2-5 mins behind their moves. but we move more when they go up vs when they go down. |
| Fair assessment |
| doesnt have the word ai in it. |
| am i allowed to post gains if the market cap is under 500m? or nah |
| first pump was iran seeing the message, the dump was "seen 30 minutes ago" and this pump is "Iran is typing..." |
| Where was the initial news posted about a deal today? And now where is it posted that it was fake? Seriously. |
| Fractional orbital bombardment system. It’s already possible but needs development to make it effective. |
| Noice, a concept of a thought of a plan, love it. Stonks only go up |
| Pure regardium is the thesis. Thinking makes their brains hurt. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/BearContra made a bet that SPY would go to 750.0 within **1 day** when it was 740.679 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 16 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| I had an amazing nap today. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Not going to feel sorry for the Market when it set itself up for its own 💔. |
| I have maybe $10k in MUU (leverage MU ETF) and this is an INSANE play to me. \n\nGodspeed brother |
| lol … charts don’t matter on this news cycle driven moves |
| I have joined you. Just sold 20% of my holdings to buy more MU. |
| Iran forgot the password to Truth Social account so it can't reply |
| Just buy virgin galactic for a sympathy pump like a regard |
| "May" |
| Paper hand |
| LEHOOOO PUMP MY 2X LEVERAGE SNDK 🤑 |
| Dumping NVDA after that report for iPhones is laughable |
| When will I get the balls to yolo into 0dte spx /:( |
| They finalized a draft of the agreement. This means nothing. Both parties have to agree to the terms of the agreement. |
| As dumb as this stock is MSFT - It's literally the only one thats trading off technicals and everything else is just being run up by headlines |
| I love it too |
| Always has been. |
| 15B per year paid by anthropic right now in addition to 16B revenue they generate already through rocket launches and starlink. There will be other ai labs paying then to use the enormous amounts of conpute spacex is currently sitting on. |
| It's not finalized until its signed and neither side has agreed to it. Fake ass headline. |
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| Imagine being so dumb you dont even know youre dumb |
| Each emoji is “bi” |
| Already had mate you missed the bus |
| 20k seems like nothing after that 600k 2DTE yolo on NVDA, haha. |
| So deal now being finalized again after collapsing? |
| $SOUN last opportunity to buy puts before collapse tomorrow |
| Ber is smokier and more exotic meat |
| Hopefully the guy never sold and is living his best life now |
| No one seems to gaf about this quantum investment. |
| MSFT is like the girl who stops right before takeoff cuz her “jaw got tired” |
| no way it will be like at the end of february supposed talks in vienna then boom war starts a day later on saturday morning, im feeling it will be again this saturday |
| the war actually ending is bearish for markets because we can no longer pump on the daily fake "the war is ending" headline |
| Thanks |
| If someone asks you what autism looks like just show them the MU yolo on the front page |
| Market is |
| I told yall to load the SNDK boat |
| It's sad when they go young like that. |
| Holy shit, this guy might be onto something 🤔 |
| I approve this message 😂 |
| "TACO: The US will get Iran's uranium, we will likely destroy it."\n\n\nTranslate: If I don't get what I want, then I'll destroy it. |
| Did Iran reply? |
| any spy charters here, what u guys think |
| Danger danger, my biggest losses are after days like that. |
| Capital B capital B = Bibi. You know who that is. |
| # "Oil prices fall after Iranian news agency says US and Iran may be 'hours' from announcing deal" |
| 🎶 one more time! 🎶 |
| the war's not fucking ending. At what point do you realize these reports are bullshit to keep the market up, up & make you full-port fomo into their frothy AI stocks and IPO's, then dump the bag on your ass. |
| He won't be the one coming. |
| Bro he literally just said that |
| Framework of a deal |
| Would close -10% tomorrow |
| 20 years to colonise planets? It's taken him longer than that just to make driverless taxis lmao. |
| goon to Megan Fox IG pics, take a nap, and make it back tmrw my friend |
| NVDA WANTS to break and end above 720 again today, let bro snap that resistance in half |
| Good luck learning the game 😂 |
| BREAKING: MANGO BORED OF IRAN. SIGHTS SHIFTED TO CUBA. |
| Next time buy 20$ bills and a shredder\n\nSame shit |
| Ho Lee Sheet. Balls of steel |
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| You're a regard. Whenever there's big drops like that put in a STOP LIMIT order. Then when it drops change the order for a different limit to inscrease profit. That way when it turns around fast it will stop your dumb ass from missing out on the profits when it blows past your stop limit. Just put the stop price and limit price at the same price, that way it will auto sell when it blows past it. |
| been the other way around most of the time the past few weeks |
| Not sure what that means, but you understand putting money in the account doesn’t count as profit…right? |
| Perfect, calls it is |
| john AAPL bag holders how we FEELIN today at these wonderful ATHs |
| I love this. Why are we fighting |
| 225c* |
| Shhh I shit my pants once again and did now go on SNDK calls |
| Is it Thursday already? |
| Best I can do is pour you a drink |
| well done |
| So let me get this straight these ETFs are like tradable securities that take bad companies and package them with good companies to create an overall safe investment security, but all the companies being packaged are trash? Where have I heard that one before? |
| Godspeed |
| Happy birthday and fuck you 💕 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/SnooMemesjellies945 made a bet that NVDL would go to 125.0 within **1 day** when it was 114.539 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 9 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| > news of peace talks\n\n> Oil falls 5%\n\n> News was fake\n\n> Oil rises 1%\n\nAre commodity markets always this stupid |
| Now to get squeezed out 15 mins before it dumps |
| TACO 🌮 |
| Can we get 1 more headline and insane swing before market closes? |
| I have immense experience as a bag holder so this does not scare me in the slightest. |
| 90% or new traders lose 90% of their funds in their first 90 days of tading. I lost 100% in my first 60 days. BITCH |
| We BEEN on that retard shit |
| One of my worst trading days ever |
Yes it's reported Anthropic's inference margin has increased from 38% to 70% YoY. SemiAnalysis provided the data point.\n\n https://www.forbes.com/sites/greatspeculations/2026/05/21/anthropic-valued-at-1-trillion-could-actually-be-a-bargain/ www.forbes.com |
| Heat legend ded\n\n'no' |
| bers, why are you quiet? you know what you just did - buying puts at the bottom before the spike came in once again. raise your hand here. |
| Switching to local |
| Dying on the inside |
| Yall are just donating money lmao |
| Normally you would be right... but OP has a weird feeling about it. |
| I fucked myself so hard trying to short that last candle . |
| wtf is that? 😂just go buy a burger 🍔 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/WSB_Dre made a bet that NVDA would go to 215.0 within **1 day** when it was 222.603 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Oh, hello gains, welcome back. We still good for next week? |
| It goes bun, lettuce... |
| Need cock in the eyes |
| ?\n\nThis is just my robinhood account, not my bank account mate |
| What the fuck is the point to do massive red candle and then we are back where we were 10 minutes later of even higher. Just skip that shit. |
| 🦘 market |
| If buy MU calls 750 at 16\nYou’ll be break even tomorrow by the trend |
| A beautiful one, maybe the best? |
| The entire market collapsing on Iran peace deal news. lol. |
| BEE BEE BIBI. You can do it, trust in your brain |
| literally went to random.org to roll dice on zm, wday and ttwo whether to long or short. lets see how it goes |
| Counter offer: Just ban him |
| Still here |
| Please move |
| Do we print :)\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wkvus1p0jj2h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43adb310b5d5153666f1ed3adcc2b29ff72c0bb3 |
| Going into a three day weekend you sure bud |
| Don’t sleep on QuantumScape $QS. Believe it or not - there’s not a quantum company. |
| The peace talks have started |
| I know this move |
| Urge to fullport sndk increasing. Shit will 3x before crashing for good. |
| we on that retard shit |
| Everything moving up but tsla GHEY |
| Mu is nearly $900bn market cap. How much more you think it can run realistically? Sndk is 228bn so has more runway |
| An Iranian source close to the negotiating team says claims of a "final draft" US-Iran agreement are false, the talks are in "permanent deadlock," due to the US insistence on nuclear negotiations, Iran has "no desire to even continue negotiations," and the "conflict could start at any moment."\n\nIranian Foreign Ministry spokesperson Esmail Baghaei has also called today's claims of nuclear discussion "merely media speculation." |
| Haven’t researched them |
| I can do the funniest thing: selling the straddle and then the real movement will happen ahaha |
| I propose we all unionize against mms |
| Sndk has discovered it has Down syndrome strength, and will open at 2k tomorrow |
| QQQ scaling to 717 EOD i can feel it in my ass |
| You know you’re being purposefully misleading |
| Market forming two cups one handle pattern |
| Lol now reports by Al Jazeera are saying it’s being finalized |
| bro these absolutely printed, closed my 6/18 5cs for 240% profit, gonna load up on 7.5cs for july now |
| fuckkk shoulda held 2 more mins, woulda have made it back |
| spy calls for tomorrow? |
| Algos just being absolute retards right now |
| Very much like 🥭 to try and end things going into a holiday. Next week we rotate to Cuba |
| These are worth $000,000,000.00 tomorrow 😎 |
| So whatever happend to apestonk after their CEO pretended to buy EBAY? Was that just a huge troll move? LOL |
| A tear runs down the cheek of the ber as he says: "What goes up, must come down." |
| I called it first, sorry |
| Following by buying $100 of a share. \n\nAm I regarding right |
| Where was it confirmed as fake? |
| bro, no one hold otm to expiration to break even. You sell these sht way before then. He's betting on vega explosion. |
| This is some serious regard shit. |
| You‘re coming to Wendys. |
| Hes Peter Thiel and he knows about the ANT-TIE-CHRISSSST |
| WYFI up 20% 🤑🤑🤑 |
| Look at you figuring out where the credit card button is! Good job buddy! |
| As stated. |
| f it just go to 750 |
| looks like you took a year or two off. even just slightly invested in spy coulda made some money through out 2023-2025 |
| I bought 50k worth of nvidia in feb 2022 but sold a month after cuz it went down lul |
| Called it! Get ready for a 45 minute PUMP |
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| and just like that the dump has recovered almost entirely lol |
| I dont even know what to do anymore lol |
| This the kinda shit you post *AFTER* it prints and never mention to a soul when it doesn't. God speed, ape. |
| The business is a sham, just like Tesla, and just like Tesla, Musk will make a mockery of himself, the law, whatever he has to, to make it attractive to the wealthy losers who hold 97% of the worlds money. Which will make the stock line go up. |
| WWDC anticipation. There will be more leaks and rumors |
| sndk up 10% and mu just 3% wtf |
| Bro switch to spx…you’re getting way over taxed for no added benefit |
| Even if they had earnings tomorrow this is a regarded ass bet...but there's no earnings...why? |
| PLEASE MU RUN |
| Infinite ceasefire glitch |
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| Damnit, I took a nap and missed mini dump |
| even meta is green a little but not MSFT |
| I'm not your guy fwiend |
| Just buy DRAM and you can love them both |
| Unless they forgot to take their dildo out |
| You're going to need it to hit 900 before basically now 😂 |
| Calls on HOOD!!!! |
| I swear I saw this same post literally yesterday |
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| Cmon APLD power hour |
| Holy shit this week is so slow for me. One more day of bullshit and I'm free. |
| Also how tf did I learn English … news, new .. so news doesn’t mean more new? |
| GOD THIS PLACE PUTS A DAMN SMILE ON MY FACE |
| Please tell me this is a joke 👀... why would you do that? 20k ...insane if this plays out |
| “…while negotiations on unresolved issues would begin within seven days”\n\nThis deal is the same as it’s been the last 30 days lmao. |
| We pump on fake news but we dont dump when it turns out the fake news was indeed fake.\n\n\nBers cant win. |
| that retarded fucking drop for no reason theta fucked my 750 MU call lmao |
| well the V saved me 30k, lost 7k playing more spy calls, over down 4.4k today damn it |
| Y |
| > 🐝\n\nWhat does the 🐝 stand for? |
| That drop made my puts 1000% I held now they’re negative again fuck my cock |
| That last 20 minute dip was such a bear trap |
| weekend at bernies lol |
| Maybe this was just a drop in the bucket for him. At least, I am hoping it was. |
| Bruh, playing with oil when 100 and above is brave. Hope it works out for you. I already out when it reached 97, bagged $600 with leverage lmao |
| How to trade Cuba war? |
| Peace deal today, strikes over the weekend, cease fire by Tuesday. |
| My HS teacher told us to invest in Amazon as soon as we can in 2015, and to study something that allows us to work in AI development in the same speech. I should have listened to him. Best teacher I ever had Mr. Knight (Computer Aided Design teacher) |
| I broke this news YESTERDAY..... |
| Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh righttttt… |
| on 1dte expiration no less. Betting on lighting strike while at the same time expect one day delivery. \nIf that lighting strike any later than 3:30 pm tomorrow. All the liquidity will dry up and even if contract is up 1000%, there will be no one to buy them bag. |
| 100% agree |
| Link me plz |
| fire up that BBQ for the Memorial Day burnt offering of bol. |
| MU900 |
| You can’t go back to buddy at this point, do you want to start some kind of temporal loop? |
| Last run at LAES! |
| Apple July calls printing all week |
| Missed the last spike but not missing out on this one - goodbye DXYZ thanks for the double |
| Markets are yawning in anticipation. |
| Time to buy oil calls for the next taco |
| Buying some SPY leaps for tomorrow in the event we get a deal. I've spent more money on dumber things. |
| Right in the temple |
| Bull got that blatant market manipulation rn to buy cheap calls for earnings lol |
| Greater fool theory. \n\nUnfortunately the theory doesn't take into account just how *many* stupid people are these days so the prices inflate seemingly for decades. |
| Do you have any evidence of the high inference margin? |
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| Exactly. He changes his mind daily. |
| They sure are, but an occasional pie to the face feels extraordinary |
| Surprisingly IBM made me some profit today lol |
| isnt the market closed monday |
| I want to apologise to everyone... my 100$ bet ruined the day to everyone else |
| A new word needs to be made to describe this, even fuktardation is way to PG. Im positive the broker who sold these to OP had some choice words. |
| fxstreet.com with its finger on the pulse of all that matters. Bravo! |
| MU bros. SNDK starting to piss me off 😡 |
| I miss nvda at 240 already what a night |
| Now this is the comment we all needed. |
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| bus is about 3 feet shorter than regular |
| Also, Dyson spheres are a joke. Literally, Freeman Dyson wrote that paper as a joke. It's a joke paper, it's not meant to be taken literally. |
| Positions please |
| Would be awesome. |
| i feel like i’ve made so many trades this month just to break even ts is so exhausting there’s no clear answer anywhere |
| incoming |
| The market thanks you for your donation. |
| Sndk casually adding 25b to market cap |
| All in |
| KEEP IT RUNNING, THE PUMP MACHINE MUST CONTINUE |
| Been that way for years |
| Good morning how are you today? |
| I'm not a ber but ffs can this market just dump already so I can get in low |
| They said nvidia was priced in at $90 lolool, ignore then |
| lool. no love for software |
| Lmao |
| You don't know anything about our legal system. Like what fraud is, the difference between civil and criminal courts, or what any of the terms you use actually are. You actually don't know anything. You just keep typing showing the world your ignorance. |
| The reporter that dropped news of a new deal was just reporting on the fake deal news from yesterday .. truly 🤡s |
| 2:45 pm coordinated dump was diabolical. Well played MMs. |
| # Daily reminder that creampies are the best pies. |
| Please god show me that S1 |
| PREDICTION: ITS ALL GONE IN 2 WEEKS. |
| Priced in weeks ago |
| That’s the only DD I need |
| WHATS THAT |
| Made 11% trading like crap but I'll take it at this point |
| incoming 12th rug pull of the day |
| ber thot that bul thot but ber didnt thot anymore after that so bul thot instead and bul got it a bit wrong and shat himself but ber cleaned the mess\n\nthank you for your attention to this matter |
| Memorial Day pump |
| If 🥭 confirms the draft, Bols win.\n\n\nBut 🥭 hasn't said a peep and has attacked Iran after saying they're negotiating multiple times.\n\n\nMeanwhile I take "Weekend at Bernie's: Ayatollah Edition"s statement hinting Iran is suspecting an imminent round of attacks. By US or 🐝 🐝. |
| PLTR 200 by end of year. Bullish as fuck |
| Not really. |
| Today has been a joke considering it seems like fake news moved us both up and down |
| It was $35 |
| agreement happening or not chat? |
| QQQ is at break even for today. How mature.\n\n |
| eyes need to be more cockeyed |
| Remember yesterday that pakistan army chief MAYBE going to Iran today? And with that oil dropped like a rock? Same source just said the chief will not go to Iran today lmao |
| 4.01 pm - Iran and America no where near reaching an agreement |
| What is this a pump for ants? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Wowmuchrya made a bet that NVDA would go to 211.0 within **1 week** when it was 224.871 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 24 wins and 17 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| >I have a weird feeling MU is going to do something crazy tomorrow\n\nYou know that “something crazy” could also be crazy bad, right? |
| SNDK with a run to $2k lmao |
| Cubs are small bears\n\nBlackhawks hunt bulls (buffalo)\n\nChicago is 🌈 confirmed |
| Any plays going into tmrw? Got none |
| Technical analysis is just astrology for men |
| calls on reddit you say? done. |
| ARM calls, got it |
| Thats how trump wants to pamp his bag |
| Probably dead now |
| OK power hour you can start now, hello?… is this thing on? |
| $SPCX and $OAI IPOs are the top. The sentiment has started to flip to the extent that I don't even think the $SPCX IPO will do well. |
| I think you know the answer to this |
| Scooped a ton of 850 & 800 calls today. I’m the same type of stupid. Let’s ride!! |
| It pumped for 10 days straight and post ER they always tend to dump. Makes no sense but it happens everytime like clockwork. |
| Enjoy your $200 |
| Damn how could I have missed that. Faaaah |
| Pour hour me please |
| NVDA isn't doing shit for weeks, broski\n\nSellers winning this one, easily..\n\nIt'll be in this 220 range by the end of July |
| 850 by market open/10am? Maybe\nOtherwise bro is gonna get Theta raped |
| Wtf is wrong with pltr? Stock has been flat for months. Like all you get is theta fucked |
| Come on spy, daddy needs a used fridge |
| yep friday tmr Mr market maker will chop markets and make contract expire worthless |
| Idc tbh I already made my money with that drop lol |
| maybe you should go to the emergency room and get it checked out |
| Wen moon rklb |
| Market having seizures |
| What a crazy coin flip. |
| 👀👀👀 I just told my buddy I have a feeling $Mu is about to pop |
| he is just one member. there are 3 already saying inflation is getting out of control and hikes may be necessary if inflation persists |
| this is just donating to mms i hope im wrong but this is asking a lot |
| At this point I'm convinced Iran has even less idea of what they're doing than mango does - probably because the "Supreme Leader" is a gay cripple in a Russian hospital and the civilian government and IRGC can barely communicate. |
| surely *this* time charlie brown will actually kick the football |
| Come on nvidia get up come on🥹 |
| 1dte and you bought at the top of today’s levels see you in Wendy’s Tommorow |
| Just getting absolutely ass fucked by AVGO. Weee |
| Some people are saying tomorrow could be the start of a new Golden Age of poverty, you guys. |
| Make me leequid, Jamie |
| We’re really letting random X accounts move our market back and forth violently. This shit is so stupid |
| Deal coming? Imma buy calls so you know what that means |
| https://preview.redd.it/k0p2tisvhj2h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=737bf6d27de390b4db8fd7a194703763fb9cc919\n\nI ain’t that crazy but 300 shares on margin |
| 🤡 |
| Being held down |
| theta bol winning today |
| just watch, tomorrow MU green and SNDK red. |
| No regulations on the moon brotha |
| Where are they launched from? They don't come from space, they are rockets not satellites |
| Oh wow |
| LOL BERS |
| Do I hold my 30d spy calls or sell for 30% gains? |
| https://i.imgur.com/1hpDOQg.jpeg |
| oof... |
| Financial assets want to moon. If you don't see that, I can't help you. |
| What does it mean? High Volume? |
| We will win the next war after hours no worries |
| Interesting experiment, good luck |
| loaded up some TTWO puts |
| SNDK is sexxxxy\n\nMU is matronly |
| Diddle Files back on the agenda again? |
| Did a pigeon jerk you off? |
| It would go up are you fucking dumb? |
| Summer of love imminent |
| If the Fed hikes rates, Trump will blame Warsh and fire him. |
| Guys how is webull down? Did their super advanced research figure out that webull missed EPS? It has to have been their research. |
| 90th V shape recovery of the day currently in progress |
| 16 wars ended since march alone! Golden age! Iran begging for a deal! |
| Grok, Esq |
| The fuck happening to retail stocks. Tech and semis (and girls) FTW? |
| Same |
| New deal out again lfg |
| 600k |
| Is somebody going to clean up the bear carcasses? They are starting to stink up the place |
| Webull candles showing literally a million shares per minute being dumped.\n\nTotally normal activity. |
| Was jeff bezos visited by ghosts? \n\nJust heard him advocating for no taxes in an interview on lower income earners \n\n2020 bezos would spit at this idea |
| Just sitting here waiting for NVDA and MU to move. 😑 |
| Pretty sure it's just a coincidence. The Bulls got their name from the meat packing industry. |
| RIP |
| Bers going back to the cuck chair lmao 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 |
| Flush this turd of a market |
| Same\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jvzgzq1qhj2h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=989f26dde36c8c267e8b7d47538929cf6a7f1c31 |
| i also want this to happen but what makes you think it is happening |
| SNDK doesn't give a single F. MU acting like a PMS twat |
| I feel bad for $600k edit:225 calls 5/22 on NVDA |
| Why haven't WE (WSB we) tried to spread false peace deal rumors to pump this shit? |
| 🥂🥂🥂🥂 |
| Maybe but isn’t it up to vote anyways |
| https://preview.redd.it/3csvy62phj2h1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac826c77a0187db4833aa342594c50f97dbee0fd |
| Now I'm up 25 dollars |
| Why can't MSFT just fucking go up to 430 and stay there? Why touch 430 and immediately drop to 415 again? Come fucking on dude. |
| Where it say deal is off… everything I see says it’s announced in a few hours |
| Wait that war is still going on? |
| LOL +2k usd in 1 minute spy calls bye bye thankk god |
| lmao |
| The Axios pump hits different 🤌 |
| it's been 10 minutes and SPY has already V shaped itself out of almost half of that dump lol |
| End at 745 calling it now |
| It's overpriced like hell |
| SPY god pump, MU barely moves\nAll memory names pump, MU barely moves\nSlight pullback, MU crashes\ncant take it anymore |
| Expiring when? |
| Ohh good. That sudden green bar made my calls worth 15$ |
| Who's that? |
| Warsh will never allow a rate hike |
| Lost 500k |
| OpEx = options expiry. It doesn't exclusively refer to monthly options for NVDA because NVDA has weeklies and more. It's just the weekly OpEx, e.g. expiry date for the weekly options chain. |
| Love you OP - we are in this together\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rhngwplmhj2h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=005239c6d92acf305a1f48d8bf42dd4d9d694abd |
| Calls recovering |
| dude, wtf is going on with NVDA. Massive beat, and it's down for the day. \n\nI know, that's just how it's been the last 7-8 earnings, it's just fucking absurd dude. |
| Did last night reprogramming of some of my indicators but saved the settings to put back in after. Followed them today and got absolutely destroyed despite them usually working pretty well. Looked and realized I forgot to put in one of the settings so fixed that and boom the signal that destroyed me went away so I wouldn’t have followed it to lose if I’d had it set right. Nice costly fuck up on my part 😔 |
| SpaceX IPO is either gonna crash the QQQ or make it go moon |
| Do people not get tired of reading the same bullshit reports? |
| On a feeling????? Lmao |
| There is something hot about a cynical market ber |
| Brulesh |
| He's going to build space datacenters that produce autonomous robot spaceships that fold your laundry, colonize Mars, and judge people based on skin color. |
| Ah, the holiday weekend has him confused. He did the Friday pre close pump a day early. |
| Rate hikes |
| She Wood if she Could |
| honestly less retarded than the 900C \nwhich requires 20% in a single fucking day / like the repeat of back to back to back 10% days is doable comparatively |
| Pumping before the invasion |
| I just want $VIX back to $30. That’s all. |
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| FIG giving up all its gains, classic ligma |
| https://preview.redd.it/gzcismpihj2h1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38fc602c80e1a71ec0eed89e885cd2db336f0c75 |
| Anyone got tabs on that guy that dropped half a mil on Nvidia OTM weekly calls yesterday.... |
| Must be fuckin nice to have 200k to throw into a fucking space stock. |
| Hopefully by friday close. I don't want to have to check "weekend oil" prices of the long weekend. |
| You'll never be rich if you're not willing to spend *check notes* spend 600k on 2DTE earnings calls. |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/9GGqf4MWAn\n\nNot trying to brag but I shared the playbook 4 hrs ago!!!! |
| Webull tanking an hour before earnings definitely not suspicious…. |
| On a Friday? Lol |
| To me, 🥭 said he'll give them a few days to think the offer over (even though they allready were pessimistic about it). what I took from that is this weekend may not have bombings. |
| Haha sorry I meant what expiry are you looking at |
| Looking at the chart, i can conclude there has only been insider trading today |
| $Bull must bull yes? Pigeon sed so |
| Next leg up inbound. |
| America is selling t-shirts on eBay to pay for this entire thing.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rpe4ld4fhj2h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e819592435e3989a52e57b5011bad5cc7f4695e6 |
| Man I wish I had money like some of you I struggle week to week to stay afloat |
| As I sit in my office trying to unravel a fuck ton of paperclips stuck together, I'm really having a weird moment of contemplation and wondering what the hell happened to my life. |
| SNDK 1600, MU pinned to 750 like a boomer stock |
| No wonder the Bears suck |
| Fk it, let me thrown $50 in 🤣 |
| Gang, you got money to throw around |
| 0.00% we trust |
| You’d have made 38000 just holding 😂 |
| Totally real and totally legit deal folks!!! |
| Literally donating thousands of dollars likely to rich people. |
| It looks dumpy. |
| 100th fake deal |
| I was surprised when Fat cuck Lee predicted a 15-20% drop later this year. I’m not seeing what could cause it. The market shrugged off the Iran war and surging inflation already. As long as the Mag 7 keep raking in dough nothing stops this train. |
| What strike? |
| I knew it. You crazy fucking bastards! |
| Reports of a potential peace deal with Iran was completely fabricated AGAIN for the umpteenth time².\n\nCheers if you banked that swing 🥂 |
Had to go past a dozen dumbass comments before finding the real answer lol\n\nThe reason to be a SpaceX bull has absolutely nothing to do with the company\n\nIt’s how much forced buying on a tiny float there is gonna be when it’s added to QQQ and SPX with a huge weighting cuz of the market cap\n\n Nasdaq's Shame How to rig an index to appease a billionaire keubiko.substack.com |
| In theory...was actively dumping and buying on both sides during the run |
| nvda avgo crwd approaching lows of the day how cool |
I don't see anything about US and Iran jointly completing a draft on  تم رفض الوصول english.alarabiya.net  تم رفض الوصول english.alarabiya.net |
| Pretty sure it's not their phone... |
| That's why I'm here. Just to feel less bad about my shitty trades lmao. |
| Cmon MU do your thing and let's touch 770 |
| Power hour has come to fist me, im ready |
| I keep thinking that…. |
| Shout out to $RDDT |
| Always call. |
| I’m talking about OpEx which is every third Friday of every month. What are you talking about when you say OpEx? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/UntacticalTactics made a bet that INTC would go to 120.0 within **1 day** when it was 118.705 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Banbet it |
| I don’t knw but u must know shit which we regular folks \nDint |
| just u |
| truest assesment. he's literlally bored |
| Not surprised theta gang won on NVDA earnings. hilarious honestly |
| So we won the War at 1:00pm then we started another War at 2:45pm. \n\nSo what time are we going to win the next one>? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/UnitasMundi made a bet that NVDA would go to 125.0 within **1 day** when it was 222.839 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| I guess you hate money?! |
| 100% |
| Trust the plan\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/982b4kp8hj2h1.png?width=929&format=png&auto=webp&s=014c74a320685d214a6f4b6599d0a328809e4a7e |
| Theta always wins in the end |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tjh0lq/daily_discussion_thread_for_may_21_2026/on2hs41/\n\nfrom my keyboard to God's ears \n\n\nThank you !!!!! |
| we rip now 🚀 |
| the 900 wouldn't even act on a 15% move what are you smoking fucking 20% move lmao |
| Is it safe to assume Cathie wood will go crazy for SpaceX IPO in her ARKX fund next month? |
| If it happens during the same year, that also doesn't even matter, lol |
| So I should buy some shares? |
| Exactly |
| https://preview.redd.it/pzxc4a57hj2h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a90d3e70d861e91c20e92fc2839cb5b7030590d\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/yvjacb30hj2h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cec245168547d0895e09c35e9def4662042aae5\n\nNothing to celebrate 😭 |
| Very entertaining thank you |
| SNDK 1600 tomorrow |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Lcc30 made a bet that GOOGL would go to 400.0 within **1 day** when it was 386.749 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| The hays in the barn |
| Further out the money lol |
| Ber thot to bull thot to ber thot |
| Yeah smth |
| It's a coincidence. |
| Wow that shouldn't of blown my mind but it did |
| Boring |
| Did a nuke drop to MSFT headquarters at open? |
| A bagholder special |
| Lame as shit |
| Bears listening to Iranian telegram posts again |
| EOD NVDA: $215 |
| PANW FTNT |
| Nobody is invading shit, the retard waited far too long. If he had done it 6 weeks ago maybe, but nobody has the appetite for that shit now. |
| Thanks for your donation |
| if he still has the calls hes down 88% |
| No, the engineers are designing, not working mind numbing production lines. \n\nCrazy you think it's all thanks to Elon when plenty of these companies exist. I suppose the entirety of tsmc is all thanks to the three people who started it. OR it's a long collaboration of people over time that made something great. \n\nBeing the first to do something is not equal to the best or most significant. China is practically paving the way on self driving technology now, and on ev tech in general. \n\nIn flight Internet? Who cares. Reusable rockets? We have no proof of how economical they've been made, we're just taking a private companies numbers at face value. \n\nBeing skeptical of Elon in general isn't delusion, considering how often he's wrong/lies about timelines. "x technology in two years". |
| It’s gonna do something crazy to your account. See you in Valhalla or whatever 🫡 |
| They won't even match my pump from this morning |
| is anyone asking the real questions, did we get the nukes or not? Will they still be enriching uranium or not? Do they have Nuclear reactors or not? What is the deal or concept of a deal...lol |
| 6.5k down to 2.3k up...a bipolar special... |
| Only returns matter young bird |
| [been there](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/4SNJdihVct) |
| WMT 130cs are easy money |
| Lmao yes i agree |
| Baby when that Trumpline bling |
| How did I just realize the Chicago sports teams are literally Bears and Bulls to reflect the city’s history with financial markets |
| How fukin regarded could you be |
| Let's the pigeon gawds bless you |
| cant believe i didnt go all in on chegg this morning because of a 3 cent difference now look at it |
| This will be a very expensive lesson. Hope you reign it in going forward |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/AuraCollecter made a bet that NVDA would go to 205.0 within **1 day** when it was 222.543 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| “Why is the spy chart moving like that” maybe it’s because 45% of spy is just 10 AI companies LMFAOOO |
| Holy shit this is gay |
| Why isnt oil going back up to the pre Fake News announcment ? |
| Seriously. I cannot stop coming back here. Its full on addiction at this point. |
| when will the current gov and the elites use up all the trust in Us financial markets? |
| 🤡 ass market |
| Are you winning son? |
| Personally, I think your calls are cooked. Price action the last few days has been pretty weak. Looks like it's selling off a bit now too. Good luck tomorrow. |
| Gains about to take a 3 day vacation. |
| Lmao wtf is this movement\n\n |
| V like no other, 717 QQQ EOD |
| It's not illegal if you're 🌈🥭 |
| BERs really thought 😭🫵🤡🐻 |
| I didnt sell on the first pump and held it back down. I would like another try please. |
| We’re like 50 points above where we started before the war. |
| A loaded oil trader doesn’t even look at charts, just trades on what’s being said in tweets. What has the market become |
| Why would you have money when you could simply have friends |
| NVDA going to 300 by end of year. Let the party start. |
| Who is rug pulling on my Q’s |
| SPY moving like a high beta stock is surely a signal of a healthy market |
| The smoothest of brains |
| Bro a 900 call that’s regarded |
| Made $3,800 scalping MU all day. |
| You have main character syndrome and you are not him. |
| It will immediately bounce back because we are nearing tank bottoms. The jawbones are losing their effect. |
| IBM +15% 5D \n\nITS NOT A BUBBLE ITS A WAVE JOSH |
| I’m getting hard |
| Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool me for the 84th time? Can't fool me again! |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Crazy_Donkies made a bet that NVDA would go to 230.0 within **1 day** when it was 222.379 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| the fuck, why is goog dropping again |
| No chance. Iran needs a nuke. Trump will never allow that. |
| Everytime I get in an option the spread gets wider and I can’t get out. Does this only happen to me? Seems like everyone else getting rich. |
| # Donnie really convinced Jensen to share some of his net worth with the rest of the market LMAO🤌 |
| # IF YOU FELL FOR THE FAKE NEWS YOU DESERVE IT AND YOU KNOW IT AND YOU LIKE IT. |
| Impossible to make any short term trades right now. |
| Why did the bond yield spike again |
| $100k in MUU |
| the pendulum is swinging |
| Up 40k in 3 months |
| Back to regularly schedule PAMMMPP!??? |
| NOK! |
| 💎🤌📈 |
| up down and now back up it goes lol, fuck this |
| Half of my heart is in Havana oh-na-na |
| We win the war again? |
| Theres a b52 in the air right now that just left Shreveport and is heading east. Could be entirely routine. Could be to position it for weekend activities |
| What should I buy tomorrow? Any earnings hitting tomorrow after market? |
| HPQ bulls, rise up. |
| We used to be a real country and pump off Axios tweets only |
| Yeah, and even after they achieve commerical success most of the biotech stocks are not moon shots. It's not like buying Amazon early |
| None of this movement is making sense. Did they set their algorithm to "random" mode?\n\n |
| # Bol\n# R\n# Fuk\n# LMAO |
| F I bought puts at the bottom |
| I am new to this what should I dump $10,000 into? |
| Cuba is next tho |
| This market is crazy. Calls or puts can get wiped in seconds |
| Sold my house bought puts. Let's go baby |
| Goddamn, I made 100k today |
| Yeah. For sure. He will hold the calls that expire today for the rest of his life probably |
| Puts because this is AI slop and you're regarded |
| This was my job. I basically only trade pharma companies. This drug is dumb as shit and will not show benefit, this same management team has been responsible for 1:30000 reverse splits before. Anavex and Galena aren't in retail traders minds but the sharp ones who have been doing this for years know the team associated with this company well. \n\nWill be picking up puts whenever company PR's 80/80 events. PT \~0.5$ |
| If you thought $630-$750 was crazy just wait till you see $750-$1000 |
| 1,5t will be a generally small market cap in 20 years… |
| Sure, got a boat to sell you for an unbelievable price also while supplies last.... |
| They should just pin the price movement at exactly $0.00 and 0% just as a big fat fu to everybody at the end of day. |
| dont bounce in range again you fk |
| It should recover my man. Back to 350-380 in the next few weeks with sector rotation |
| ah yes. closing flat. |
| Webull Earnings leaked |
| New to new always seem like if new to all 🙄 |
| Tf happened w bull? |
| it's called mango |
| i really hope this prints bro. best of luck. godspeed. |
| fuck I shoulda sold at 2pm 🐽 |
| Yeah the crazy would be 0.5% move |
| this market needs a steam refund policy |
| that was hilarious |
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| Jawbone oil lower before invasion this weekend |
| What we thinking? Back to ath? Lol |
| Webull is complete trash. im in for May 29 7.50C at .16, |
| -1.5% tomorrow. |
| NO U |
| classic \n\n\nThis is why we take profits \n\n\nMM doesn't do handouts lol |
| Its fucked up should be 20+ |
| Sure, but there is also a lot of movement with this company like the exe order, voucher, rolling submission and fast tracking the process. |
| what the actual |
| Who cares about now, sold at 2.53 |
| These are looking nice |
| The market is going to hate any kind of deal Iran would agree to. A temporary disruption is tolerable, a permanent toll and Iranian control is probably not going to go over well |
| Sold all my calls at 10:56am for 98% gain after being down -80% this morning. Survived to lose it all another day. |
| If the market has you down smoke a fatty and turn that graph upside down |
| A normal market just does not move up like it did and then move back down like a did. There is some serious fucking shit going on. And of course it’s illegal. |
| Dudes in sandals using inflatable boats and drones to hold the world economy hostage. I'm so over it. |
| These are just words. Give us actual revenue and profit numbers |
| Ah, this is why I come here. \n\nThis comment will also help me find the thread again to either tell you to go fuck yourself or to call you a bloody idiot. |
| aaand it's bouncing right off 740 lmfao |
| Spy chart looks like someone’s hand pattern jacking off |
| 🥭 tweet incoming %100 |
| Pakistan just needed to unload their bags |
| Do i sell nvda for a loss and keep a little or wait until tomorrow expiry? |
| This weekend probably has the highest chance of us attacking in a long time |
| Bno? |
| Lol... new ath eod. |
| We all know nvda is going to 250 sooner or later lol. |
| What? |
| 100% correlation on red days, -100% coreelation on green days |
| Back to shooting tomorrow for Friday dump. |
| I sat out this whole week and yes I could have made money, but I also could have lost alot. like they say, no trades is also a position. |
| These violent swings have violent returns (beginnings?) |
| That's a good point. But stock prices go up on growth. There's not much growth just selling to their existing clients (banks and hospitals). |
| Jesus Christ I was balls deep in QQQ 712 puts thank god it fell but I could have made much more\n\nMake 1k profit after being down 2k not bad |
| Ber fuk, bol fuk, ber fuk, bol fuk |
| Did you not think there would be a big dump when people finally accepted the fact they lost money today and sold |
| how the FUCK is the vix down that much? am i restarted or something or this look pretty volatile to me? |
| Fake news is good news PUMP IT |
| It is fucking rough, I turned 3500 to 340k in 2025 lmao tryna run that back but yea this is much more challenging |
| I'm about to call Clara and ask her what she installed on my gaming pc. |
| Just look at the vix guys |
| Is that accidental or were you trying to quote TLC on purpose? |
| Big if true |
| How do you rug pull a rug pull what rug are you pulling? |
| Then shut up and make a move. This is Wallstreetbets not Wallstreetbitches. |
| bro got that trump math. RESPECT |
| I don't know shit about options, but I just went and put in the same buy orders. My first option trades after getting approved this week. Lets ride |
| I have never seen a stock as manipulated as MU lmaooo |
| And nvm me this stock has went up pretty good since OP posted it |
| Please stick to the regards on WSB that you're used to |
| Yeah. I lost a lot of money right there |
| Is it on the website? |
| “As it scales up”\n\nPlease read. \n\nAnd the inference margin is already super high. They are spending a ton on model and enterprise software development to capture business from all kinds of verticals long term. The ROI on their investments is huge. Inference will grow rapidly and offset model and software development. |
| I guess 0dte calls tomorrow morning again |
| 48th time's the charm |
| Friday 5:01 EST |
| -550k RIP |
| Yea at least I didn’t lost 600k like the guy that posted yesterday |
| Your final boss is going to be geopolitics, not MU. |
| Fugheyzi |
| Everyone loading up on puts cause it’s fake news is exactly why it’s time for calls |
| my hero |
| I REALLY HOPE THIS GOES WELL FOR YOU BUT I REALLY THINK YOURE FUCKED. |
| The massive relief of reserves were only supposed to be able to hold back pressure for like 20 days worth of supply. There’s 400 million barrels being released over 3 months but that’s like 50% of what’s been disrupted to date. |
| Lmao they fucked me again 🤡 |
| LOL |
| as a gay put holder I literally couldn't agree more |
| Looks like we waved the white flag if this is even remotely true |
| Can someone explain why a $900 call is cheaper than $850? |
| This market cannot be traded unless you are an insider knowing the news\n\n\nAbsolute disgrace shitshow |
| Snip snap, snip snap |
| Market pricing in Mango pump and dump |
| Ay! At! |
| Everyone having fun |
| 10 year going parabolic |
| Don’t worry an anti ship missile will be coming right after some trades to “stabilize” the markets |
| So what’s the update? |
| why did it ever go up |
| Thats some balls |
| Requesting either a motherfucking dump or a V of epic proportions on nvda |
| Concepts of an idea of a deal |
| These violent swings can only mean one thing |
| What the fuck? Why the fuck is oil going back up? |
| FD traders still standing there wondering who slapped them. |
| Hasnt he already done this like 3 times |
| Then ceasefire on Wednesday |
| Gimme that $TTWO earnings call |
| SOXL will save us all |
| Is the deal in the room? |
| I am fucked both ways.. fucking stupid it is |
| Every single year trumps been in office there’s been some pump because “Trump is going to do this or that with drug policy” |
| But did you make anything? |
| Rocket after hours. 775 tomorrow. |
| WTF is going on |
| Don't worry we will see a V recovery like always |
| "crashed" |
| Beyond me how 1000 MU calls are so expensive, its almost a donation |
| This guy bought the forbidden stock in Jan 21 |
| What is this pump and dump BS man |
| And here comes the V back to daily highs! Nuke Wall Street someone holy fuck this is enraging |
| Denk dat ik je "gains" in mijn portfolio ga zien. Veel geluk, hoeveel ervaring heb jij met kanker onderzoek en pharma ontwikkeling. Ik denk ik iets meer 😉 |
| # Pakistan, this is the seventh week in a row you've shown Peace With Iran in class\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/mufm4643gj2h1.png?width=2816&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a7fb3a68c1f6b539c94faf6066342dd24f3b99f\n\n |
| Me too friend. \n\nPosition: 10 850c 5/22 at .30\n\nHad 15 but sold 5 of them at .7 so that the other 10 were almost free. \n\n |
| I wonder if it includes funds for the ballroom. 🤔 |
| i went down 80% to up over 700%. sold for around 400% gain lol. wild day |
| So what happens if everyone is expecting Mango to invade over the weekend and the dude rug pulls everyone and does it tonight? |
| # LMAO NVDA and MSFT Bols getting shafted |
| Fck, I thought i recovered from friday but shit is going down |
| Little bull’s first market |
| Lol |