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| I bought spy puts yolo,\nIts either nobu or instant noodles no inbetween🥵 |
| BOOORING |
| HAHA BROKE ASS BITCH SPOTTED |
| If we're getting fucked by Powell, imagine the backshots we're gonna get from Kevin Warsh |
| Do I sell my May 8 $135 USO calls now or hold? Up 110% |
| Why GOOGL down |
| Yeah..I know he isn't gonna stop spending. I am just hoping he says he can see some kind of result. |
| With line of course |
| Manipulation |
| Who is possibly long on the indexes today? What could possibly be the reasoning??? |
| Any MSFT call holders trembling for tonight? |
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| Oil driven inflation not transitory anymore. Few more weeks and Iran runs out of storage capacity and needs to turn down oil production. Inflation is sticky and inflation expectations also can manifest more inflation. |
| Fuck JPow. |
| He can now get one unpaid day off from Wendy’s. |
| Please lord let mag 7 announce capex reduction and earnings miss |
| Who the hell is buying CAR at $180? This stock should be sub-150. |
| *Sell the rumors, buy the news.* \n\nObviously disaster is currently being priced in. If we see it close near zero then expect a pop AH, otherwise we're in sideways land like last week. |
| If I was Powell I would have a bag packed with me and at the end - mic drop, throw some shades on, and go to Hawaii. Be like peace fuckers. Dudes a legend. Shouldn’t have to sit around and watch what’s next. Thank you for your service Papa Powell and thanks for masterful avoidance of a recession. You will be missed! 😢 |
| Can anyone explain why CAR is up? I still don’t understand why it hasn’t fallen back down to ~$100 |
| Oil shortages that cause inflation and demand destruction aren't bullish for the economy. Dollar spiking against the Japanese Yen is also not bullish for the economy because of the Japanese carry trade. Japan already said they'd look to sale US assets if it traded at 160, it's trading at 160. |
| My Tesla stocks bleeding 🩸 do something 🍈! |
| i sold all my 160c today and bought in with profits for 170c. your strat seems lowkey good tho ngl |
| is there an intel bear etf, asking for a friend |
| Bought msft calls going into earnings.. wish me luck |
| This is ultra retarded. Why would you buy essential ATM puts if you want to gamble on earnings? IV crush will absolutely destroy these. \n\nBuy 10-20% OTM like a man. |
| But these are AI and memory stocks with REAL revenues to back them up |
| Nyc mayor, bless him actually |
| Hi guys I just got here, so SOFI earnings were good, stock must be up, right? 😀 |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AlfrescoDog** bet **MANE** goes from **101.5** to **104.04** before **30-Apr-2026 11:28 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 207 wins and 53 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet MANE +2.50% 35h |
| And if i could read..I would probably be offended |
| Bought MSFT calls for earnings |
| Can’t even listen to these clowns holy fucking shit how are so many of us this retarded. Becoming more bearish by the second |
| babe wake up, it didn't bounce off the vwap |
| how many here got destroyed by $INTC 🙋 |
| Any would be demand-side destruction is taken handily by a LONG LONG list of eager suitors. This'll be going on for years. Just enjoy the ride. |
| Now you tell me.... |
| Omg girls? 😳👉🏾👈🏾 |
| FOMC = Nothingburger Super Bowl. Big tech earnings all double beat bigly with increased AI capex guidance and we bleed tomorrow. |
| Deepseek progress is seriously harming future revenue stream of ai companies. |
| Fuck you to all the bols 🙏 |
| if we have bearish Jpow today and war truly extends, the stock will go down a bit more tomorrow and you will make the trade of your life. |
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| VIX has gone up a little but still pretty flat |
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| Poet stuck between 6.50 and 6.60, it just needs to give us and drop sub 5 |
| 710 ESPN |
| Well said |
| Tech is going to announce they are pivoting to oil sales and fucking rocket after hours. |
| Why did u sell lower than you bought cc? |
| MSFT is like the whipping boy of the market. Anything goes wrong and it just nosedives |
| He would’ve more than tripled his 700k….. and be set for life. Dang. Poor guy |
| IM GONNA MISS YOU JPOW |
| oil looks like it will fall 0.5%, get ready for spy 3% pump |
| I like the cut of your jib sir |
| Allin NBIS it is |
| tfw bers are celebrating a -0.2% dip lmao |
| FYI the “experts” said 100% chance of rates held steady, so everything SHOULD be priced in? Idk money printer go brr one last time |
| This stock is gonna make me bald |
| He’d have to keep his mouth closed so the stupid doesn’t fly out and I’m not sure he’s capable of it |
| SPY going down today then????????? |
| I knew it! |
| I just sold a few puts in my Roth IRA numbers weren’t bad enough to justify that reaction imo |
| I also to the 8 mongo |
| Can Nokia just stop this shit already |
| That would crash the market like 10% minimum. |
| intc to 104$ by tonight, trust me i had a vision |
| Why did t u |
| Anyone have any idea what is happening right now?\nWhy does it keep going up? 9% today. |
| Supercycle!! |
| seems like they're pumping Nana every other day now |
| That's on reports that 🥭 is going to order new strikes |
| Ay |
| Alright 🐮's , grab your nametag, walk over to the counter, tie up that apron, and get back to volunteering at work. ❤️🐻 |
| Followed |
| XLE my beloved 🤑 |
| gainz is gainz |
| Careful you get banned for saying Voldemort here |
| Hopefully someone loses a nana and puts her wealth into INTC puts to shut other nana in heaven the fuck up |
| You get more for your money with an e39 M5. E36 M3’s are going for too much for what they are unless you just have to have one. Oh and, typical coolant shit, VANOS, etc. |
| Yeah me too. I’m happy that we’re dumping going into earnings and not pump maxxing |
| Wonder if the volume floodgates open on Spy tomorrow w/ earnings... |
| Good earnings dip recover like always |
| Bull Spreads on META and QCOMM, plus a couple lottos for each. |
| Bro the reason you can't afford shit is because you blow all your money on stupid candles. |
| ##Never go full retard |
| Jiannuren bendan |
| How is MSFT tanking but Intel isn’t 🤡🤡🤡 |
| I think a bunch of permabuls will be crying in a corner repeating "thr stock market is not the economy" over and over in a few months. |
| Did u sell for profit yet? |
| Got to open the strait first. |
| Shit that seems probable. |
| Still making lower lows tho |
| Them Mag7 nibbas finna cut capex |
| Is it a good point of entry? |
| Maybe once it’s at 1k and nobody can drive to shop it will matter. Calls on bike company’s |
| from irresponsible point of view, the e36 M3 is more so, its 2-3x the price of the 325is and 328is with very little extra power for the cost. Unlike later gen M3's the e36 gen models with "IS" in the model also had a LSD rear end, get a convertable and slap a turbo on it and save the extra cash from the M3 purchase.....otherwise, e39 M5 |
| Agreed and that’s what everyone was telling him back then too |
| GOOD AFTERNOON |
| Or… it isn’t until it is |
| WSB is bearish on MSFT, I feel slightly better about my shares |
| msft wtf |
| Would be a wonderful day for a circuit breaker is all I’m sayin’ |
| The year is 2140. Quantum researchers are now able to simulate short-duration multiverses. In one such instance, researchers demonstrated that regardless of the historic FOMC rate decision on 4/29/2026, the market still rose over 7% in every case. "This would suggest that the news has no bearing on the market. The market participants were poised to rally regardless of the outcome. The news isn't the narrative, it's the other way around." |
| Near certain itll dump but that first fomc candle will destroy the premium first |
| **TIME TO FIND A** >!**(cuck)**!< **CHAIR, YOU GD RETARDS**\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭\n\n[^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s) |
| impressive. good for you. I want that to happen to me |
| sofi is oversold |
| the money printing that would accrue before that is out of this world |
| certified regard! |
| microsllooopppy soo predictable, held them puts |
| Put it all on calls idk |
| It is until it isn’t |
| He says as he stares out from inside the pot of boiling water, only reaching over to turn the heat higher. |
| So maybe Warsh should dye his hair gray and put on a pair of spectacles so then he can pump the markets like jpow after every fomc meeting… |
| Right…. |
| Drill baby Drill 🛢️🖤🛢️ |
| I still think about that guy and wonder if he held |
| I'm directly buying some more shares, brother. And some LEAPS on LUNR. This rocket's either going up or it's blowing up. |
| SPY $50 |
| drive prices down for big oil, not consumers, you silly goose |
| The real question is how many more times the taco will work |
| I will sell oil at Trump's $200 price target |
| enlighten me please. |
| Down 2k today, damn… been seeing constant red for more than a week now |
| Shut up bro you’re literally a psyop |
| FED holds interest rates as predicted, market goes pikachu face and crashes, you heard it here first |
| Going down with hood |
| I'm all-in on SLV below $50 tho |
| The irony never ends |
| Holy volume on SOXS! this might not end well boys |
| a single $20 into puts a minute before rate decision will be worth $400 |
| Oil pumping suspiciously before JPow |
| Jpow is gonna say oil is transitory |
| Stop being told things and start learning about them. |
| Makes sense to convert the bulk of your portfolio to less risk at retirement years. |
| 肏你妈 |
| Gilead here we come. |
| I'm full port'd in frozen potatoes and proud. LW or GTFO! ❄️🥔🚀 |
| Short ladder attack buddy |
| Thanks for selling more amazon idiots |
| Queue the dead kid Roblox sound…. \n\n“Ooooooof” |
| Please, note that current P/E being higher than historical mean P/E does not necessarily mean, that the particular company is currently overvalued. This is too naive/simplistic analysis:\n\n1. The company may have discovered new (revolutionary) ways to increase revenue and profit - either by stealing customers away from the competition or by addressing a completely new market, i.e. higher future growth is (deservedly) being priced in than previously.\n2. In the age of loose (irresponsible) monetary policy, constant bail-outs of buy-the-dip idiots and reckless government spending, higher P/Es may be the new norm (too much money chasing too few stocks). Getting another Volcker shock seems fairly unlikely at the moment. |
| Groceries -$ 600\n\nMortgage- $2000\n\nCandles - $5\n\nGas to get to work - $8000\n\nSomeone good with economy help me budget this out. My family is dying |
| THEY CANT HOLD AAPL DOWN ANY LONGER HETE WE GO TO $280+ |
| Reality setting it. Ahh |
| hop into safe havens like $WM now, it's time to PANIC |
| Yeah, fuck you too microsoft |
| If I were blind and you put me in a room with bill ackman and Billy Mitchell I would think wow this is one pretentious sounding asshole |
| YES APPLE FUCKING RIP BB |
| Take me down to dumper city where the grass is red and the bols are dead |
| spy 260, back to pre-covid levels |
| I think it will be a mixed bag. Microsoft will get dicked imo. Hoping meta moons |
| I remember the ‘sell in may and go away’ rhetoric being thrown around last year. Not falling for it again |
| My dude, Fauci retired over three years ago. |
| I am so sorry intel guy for all the memes I made. |
| Sure that could happen. Maybe next year. |
| https://preview.redd.it/i1mjmxnao5yg1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42442b3271848aa520c2bc7d670e0ef5498d911d\n\n |
| Oil pumps so JPow can justify his rate hike coming up |
| yeah, my thoughts exactly, so a lot easier to squeeze up |
| Totally regional. Richie rich still goes on the family road trip to popular destinations no matter what. I own a small business in a Colorado mountain town that is 100% dependent on discretionary spending, and I have seen nothing but revenue growth over the last several years, regardless of any leisure and travel headwinds, fuel spikes, etc. |
| Impressive record |
| Msft pos |
| Straight of Hormuz came out as a gey ber |
| He still crushed The Grandson if he sold early. |
| r/DoitforNana |
| My Microsoft call is getting punished after hours isn't it? |
| I’m thinking to buying in, I have ZERO exposure to Intel |
| My Way's a timeless pick and prob a more realistic one too. |
| ASTS filing for bankruptcy? |
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| Please elaborate lol |
| Do you need to drive to get to work? Do machines need electricity and oil to make 💩 |
| Bulls have bedazzled cuck chairs |
| I mean 25 billion is peanuts in the grand scheme of things, but don't see how that number is accurate |
| we are in opposite world. war = pump, good earnings = dump, bad earnings = pump |
| Last time I said poet was a scam and you delusional regards didn’t listen |
| the -99% "fuck you" american lost century big red doom candle will happen.\n\nit will not be televised. |
| Hehe |
| So I was told UAE leaving OPEC would allow them to increase their oil production, increase supply in the market and drive prices down. What is happening then? |
| Y'all got any highly speculative, super cheap 2028 Leaps? Looking to buy a bunch of contracts for 0.05-0.1 each |
| How high do you think oil will go before TACO? |
| damn 500 points in one day lol |
| I don’t think he’s going to step down from the board on his own. \n\nMuch more likely that he’ll stay on to help with knowledge transfer and to make sure 2 things happen . 1) someone doesn’t come in and destroy the US (and global) financial system right away and 2) he doesn’t get blamed for collapse when it does happen. \n\nIf a trump “yes man” is put as chair of the Fed, there is high likelihood that the USD is no longer the global standard by 2028. |
| Just realized that’s build a bear I thought you meant bath and body lol if it makes you feel better I round tripped my bbwi calls currently up $40 from like 2k woo |
| lol. Wait until AI isn’t quite as profitable as everyone thought it was gonna be |
| https://preview.redd.it/5ophbev3o5yg1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=75c38b057f5c12eba8e0615dbebf1477e32a9665\n\n |
| i could technically do the M5 but it would be irresponsible. but i want one before they force us to live in 15minute cities and only have electric "cars" |
| You should start a YT channel! |
| These will touch 10$ in the coming months at this rate |
| Econ major: make a clean break between the economy and the financial markets, the latter are just pure psychology plays in a massive gambling den at this point |
| Someone's gotta trick Grandma into typing "Amen" on AI slop on FB. |
| Wall Street of Main Street? |
| Oh boy. |
| Welp, guess I'm just waiting for FOMC. |
| Still worth 6x NVDA |
| # 107 and 111 and rising\n\n# PHEW, Time to declare victory again\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭\n\n[^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s) |
| Earnings are good for now… just wait 3 months |
| Takes a while |
| Guidance after hours is going to be very interesting today. |
| Everything dumps tomorrow. They will spin earnings to be negative no matter what especially if oil stays this high. |
| the POS stock not tanking though |
| yall thought oil was just playing? |
| what happened, why Intel up9% today |
| You already have a bet going - USO to 100.0 before 02-May-2026 03:01 PM -05 |
| Plumber here ..umm clogs the pipes at first...well if people keep shitting in it while your fixing the pipes you get splurges but in the long term it will flush out and get a good clean piping issue. |
| lol GOOG going red |
| !banbet |
| Maybe understand that context also matters... |
| you'll see more people locally. There will be less traffic from out of town. hope this helps. |
| Spy has got to dump |
| dont you know that you must sell your gold when gas goes up? |
| "U.S. war in Iran has cost $25 billion so far, says Pentagon official" - Reuters\n\nHow's that national debt doing by the way? I hope you saved a lot of money on all the government cuts Elon did! |
| looks like they cant ignore oil anymore |
| Too be fair it was and still is stupid to gamble life changing money on a single stock |
| "God gave you the gift of creativity and you chose to buy an e36" |
| To score sympathy points with your significant other. |
| Is it still a buy? I always miss the boat. I have $5k to blow and want to make some money. |
| My GOAT |
| Jerome Powell should become Emperor of the Western Federal Reserve and Kevin Warsh the Emperor of the Eastern Federal Reserve |
| LIFE IS ONE BIG CREDIT SPREAD |
| Love them both, If theyre both on the cards, the e39 M5 hands down\n\n \nBoth just as easy to work on, the e39 is much more of an adult car and the e36 just doesnt have a ton over the 325is or 328is of that generation.....The M motor was nurtured for that gen |
| because we have “digital gold” now! |
| Where is our tweet to tank oil??? |
| Everyone is expecting he is Mangos girly and will dump interest rates.\n\nSo it might turn out the opposite way. |
| Yes. Not this economy. |
| Just like your mom |
| MSFT ples |
| What? That’s disgusting |
| Don't tell me I did the right thing by selling off my MSFT calls before the earnings! |
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| sell before may and go away... like now |
| Market high because even though high oil is bearish, Earnings are extremely good and at the end of the day The Stock Market =/= The Economy |
| All cash now and cut some losses early, probably moons to fuck me \n\nI’m getting bearish so inverse me \n\nBut yeah, oil even higher now, insane run up into earnings, I think this sells off |
| That's why Bloom energy is up so much |
| "A republic if you can keep it."\n\n-Benjamin Franklin |
| me and my $500 against the manipulation and thefts of this market. |
| He's talking about barrel prices, not uso |
| I trade oil companies, but mostly Canadian because that's where I am from, and to your point, I've started following CEOs and made *so* much more money and better choices doing so.\n\nIt doesn't matter if Oil is $200, shitty management will always eff it up. Meanwhile, good leadership will make the stock stay afloat on low Oil times. |
| They stand to benefit from “scale across” data center infrastructure buildout. This refers to fiber connections of longer distance to connect multiple data center buildings/campuses |
| talk me out of buying an E36 M3 or E39 M5 |
| He probably jumped off a bridge. Poor guy. |
| I have to admit I’m Terrible at this |
| Anyone know why CA $ keeps gaining on the USD, but the canadian stock market is like doing worse? |
| Check behind Wendy's dumpster. |
| NDX being a fucking CUCK. JUST GO TK 27,500 YOU SLUT |
| Does it matter if META spends when their revenue and earnings still keep going up? At the end of the day, either the capex pays off or they capitalize it. It's a win-win. |
| What the fuck is this joke, guys. |
| Microsoft needs to lay off the laxatives |
| \+10000 |
| Yeah, nobody uses it for anything anymore. Tech has moved way beyond it |
| You don't need school to know that |
| 😮💨 |
| On a serious note as someone who genuinely believes in this stock. What went wrong? Revenue is up, sure the tech sector took a hit, but I honestly felt that the student loan sector was the upside and it improved. They did not raise earnings, but I feel like this was accurate based off fed interest rates. Am I missing something? Still looks like a buy, an even better buy at this price…. |
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| Some of you really think OPEC is holding the price of oil DOWN |
| I did just now at 93 |
| If you go to the store a build a bear you might feel better |
| https://preview.redd.it/gztgdpqln5yg1.png?width=2016&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc98643089b7ac143e0d47e75ef5d66a2915c28a\n\n |
| Is there more or less traffic this summer. Unemployment and high gas should keep people home but everyone will have more free time |
| There's no proof he sold |
| This guy getting Tendies |
| Google is such a piece of shit, fuck you if youre selling off of old news. Everyone knew open ai didnt have money MONTHS AGO. Everybody knew the iran war would last long MONTHS AGO. Everyone knew Israel would sabotage all ceasefire agreements MONTHS AGO. Why are we acting like we care now???? |
| # QUICK BOLS! BEG AT THE CLOUDS FOR A V!\n\n# ꉂ (≧ヮ≦)\n\n[^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s) |
| I jumped on homeboy's NOK DD in here today and bought leap calls |
| E36 > E30 |
| evidently gold is worthless now |
| If War equals no dump, then surely earnings beats equals pump |
| Any finance majors here? Does the price of oil affect the economy? |
| Gonna post my pp soon get ready |
| What’s wrong with a round trip every so often? |
| does high oil matter now or not yet |
| I've noticed that my trades on tickers no one here is talking about always pay off huge. already up 80% on calls from this morning. \n\n |
| Earnings already priced in, go home everyone |
| Good afternoon 📈 |
| Spy making a new ATH in after hours today. |
| That’s it? I made $15 on calls today alone, there’s levels to ts lil bro |
| tell me you do not understand the interactions between different assets without telling me. |
| Breaking News: POET bankrupt by EOD!! Sell your shares and calls now!! |
| No. More likely the warsh wash |
| Cant see my screen cuz of the sun but i just know im up big |
| Honestly surprised the market is taking everything being thrown at it today |
| microsloppy never fails |
| seems like we are winning big again |
| It's a damn good thing we don't actually need oil |
| Got his priorities in place |
| Look at Nokia 🚀🚀🚀 |
| yup |
| Looks like bagholder summer started early. |
| I broke my rule of trading on fomc, that dump saved me 😭 |
| Ahh so we do leg down today that’s funny |
| No way we dump today, likely flat and we grind higher till further notice |
| tbf he was in a rock and a hard place.\n\nkeep rates super low and inflation spikes\n\nraise rates and watch the economy contract even more violently.\n\nHe bet on the worst of the covid effects tapering off quick and was correct. |
| No. He got the oil companies into Venezuela and then fucked the Middle East. |
| I largely missed the whole POET thing, but you can so tell so many many people got so burned by that and then came here to try to pump it...just for it to drill more. Whoops! |
| I want to buy oil puts so bad, no way they won’t manipulate it. Which means it’s a bad idea |
| Where is the guy who shorted Intel? |
| MASSIVE |
| Calls on mine. Nonstop allergies for the past 3 years and counting everyday 😂 insane returns |
| K-Fed will drastically slash disclosures and eliminate the dot plot because it's all he can do unilaterally |
| big reports coming, they waiting |
| Google puts are |
| I wonder if Jerome will increase just as last one big fuck you |
| just +12 today, hope you listen to me next time |
| Up down up down up down till there’s nothing left. |
| So all oil stocks pause yesterday (april28th) at resistance as “UAE leaving OPEC” headline gets shoved out. Retail flushes itself out, and oil grinds higher today. Lmao. They really do print the headlines to make sense of the charts not the other way around. I guess I’m a wimp for not putting my money where my mouth is… of course big boys squeeze it up today, they’ll probably cash it out this week too |
| So are we gonna get the Warsh pump next fomc meeting???? |
| Shit or get off the POT. |
| Nana's soul is now 90 dollar support level |
| Funny how OpenAI is the only thing holding MSFT down |
| Idk how yall 9-5? I just made 10$ on my puts |
| "no tellin where it'll take ya, just live ya life."\n\nthough i think JPow would prefer something like Sinatra's My Way. |
| Why the fuck did I buy BBW… |
| Are the puts in the room with us right now? |
| Can you kiss my ass? I’m asking nicely |
| Very interesting per se |
| Even if earnings are good, I'd expect a short pump followed by a dump probably on Thursday or Friday. |
| Bro got me craving Panda Express before powell now thanks… |
| Unh still going strong |
| I’m holding this at $19.33 basis for the past 14 years just collecting dividend. Just $2,500 (130 shares I think) worth at the time.\n\n Should I sell now, or let it ride??? |
| puts on my allergies |
| So am I the only one who is down -70% because of hood stock? |
| Your mom's a data center. |
| Luckily with debit spreads you only lose what you pay out for them, being leveraged. But anyone who sold puts on margin around then-ouch! |
| Any options on SBUX? |
| Pump this shit, Oprah Winfrey! |
| 🤣🤣 |
| It's only a 1.5 mile commute to their job at Wendy's |
| Much much lower |
| Oil to infinity LMAO |
| Can someone explain how the market is at ATH with Oil at $110? |
| Ladies and gentlemen, this is democracy manifest. |
| EITHER DUMP OR PUMP, WTFFFF IS THIS SHIT |
| sell in may and go away \~ |
| Yes |
| That fucker will say anything to pump his bags |
| Intel has no right to stay up 10% on a day like this |
| I sold my SPY call for +10% instead of holding until it hit 40%. Then I bought a put and sold it for -10% instead of holding until it hit 50%. \n\nIf anyone wants options advice you can email me at retard696969@paperhands.com. |
| It's impossible to give a one size fits all number. I'm not even american, so I don't know what, for example health insurance would cost me on a monthly basis. \n\nHowever if you want to have (after taxes) $3k a month, you'd need to have around $450k invested in stocks that average 2.5% dividend yield (which is a good number). Of course if you have way less, you could also just sell $3k worth of stocks on a monthly basis, but arguably that would hurt you financially, since you're living off of your saved up money. And in just 12 months you're already down $36k, which is already more than what most people could afford to save up. |
| "LET US SEE, A SINGLE, VERIFIABLE CUSTOMER THAT HAS ADOPTED OUR AI AND MET THE BUSINESS CASE JUSTIFICATION FOR THE PRESS RELEASE WE PUT OUT WITH THEM" |
| imagine thinking oil prices have any impact on the economy lol |
| I can feel the democracy running through my veins. Maybe that's the sodium. Not sure. |
| We’re cooked |
| end of an era. |
| So when do the rest of OPEC fall apart because they want to sell oil at these all time highs |
| NOK ready to launch |
| Powell as FED chair was stock market on normal game difficulty. Next Trump appointed clown is gonna crank that difficulty to insanity hard. |
| What is the charge?! Eating a meal????!!! |
| Powell gonna walk out the door and housing going to immediately double |
| Was the volume on that last SPY 1 min candle seriously 973 or is my Robinhood fucking stupid? |
| My XOM shares are liking the attention |
| Mine was $0.60 |
| You can kiss the highs goodbye. We aren’t going back anytime soon |
| to the moon |
| MAG7 save us! |
| Calls on VIX it is. |
| No awards on the daily thread = puts \n |
| Considering buying 03/2027 calls @ $10 if they keep dropping... |
| Like, for ants? |
| My balls are free! |
| It's amazing the strength one get's after a succulent Chinese meal. |
| everytime |
| Looking at where he bought about 2 million |
| Reminds me of Roaring Kitty who was ridiculed mercilessly |
| The right reference to the right event 👏 |
| I thought people were pumping FIG? I’m out here with my fig in my hands |
| Get ready for the circuit breaker. War is on, fed holding rates, big tech misses on earnings |
| FFS, have you not heard about what's happening with Iran? |
| Don't forget bombs. It's not just ways to slowly kill themselves people enjoy, it's ways to kill others too. |
| Bullish on Mag7 it is. |
| Can’t break below 7120 either |
| Might be better picks, but I nominate TI "Live your life." As JPows exit song.\n\n\nLots of those lyrics can relate to the times that OG went through lol |
| Bro my 229 calls are fucked |
| You've cracked the code |
| TY for not including SBUX. I wasn’t even aware and would have 100% got puts and would have been wrecked. |
| Just did that @ $0.12. looking forward to joining the bagholding community. |
| Gasoline prices are probably the least important issue with this. Diesel costs being pushed into everything else is much more important |
| Brent about to hit a 10 year high |
| We are sooooooooo mfn cooked. Puts on thoughts and prayers. |
| $BB man it wants to go |
| Little do you realize 🥭 wants gas prices to soar |
| Ancient history! Haven't you heard we're at WW11 now? |
| Did we crash yet? |
| Crude oil inventories estimate for today +0.3m barrels, actual -6.2 million barrels and strait still closed, war back on the menu, stocks at all time highs, inflation pacing at double the mandate, no jobs, and no gdp. Nothing to see here, let me keep buying stonks!!! |
| Bill ackman says high-quality stocks are still "stupidly cheap" |
| Damn he would have tripled his money 😭 |
| Thank you JPow for all my gains over the years. I will miss you ❤️ |
| Careful you don't end up with a bunch of wash sales |
| 🥭 To AXIOS: I am prepared to keep the blockade on for months\n\nTranslation, Tomorrow the Blockade ends. |
| If you are in the green from energy today, just know that pampers can tweet that to a loss. Keep an eye on things. \n\nThank you for your attention to this matter. |
| (Loudly eating ridged chips)\n\nMETA? MSFT? GOOGL? AMZN?\n\nJust give me the fuckin’ answer!!!\n |
| It's like a ladder, but short |
| Lube. The next fed chair has no backbone and will set rates on what protects him position best, not what makes economic sense. |
| The rich get richer by not subscribing for $10 a month. Or so I've been told. 😄 |
| going with lly calls right now, hope for a bit dump so my limit order hits then it pumps so i can sell higher. |
| Poors got bikes or walk now. Just filled my F150 up for 115$ yesterday then went in and bought Lottos and ZYN with a shiteating grin on my face. |
| Bros underwater on their giant ass truck thats never towed a thing and gets 12mpg in shambles |
| Less and less every minute |
| like they are most definitely holding interest rates right now |
| it just cannot get above 711, algos playing with each other |
| It's pretty enjoyable when you stagger your put and call on the same stock in such a way that you make money from both simultaneously. |
| Almost double in 2 months |
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| Inflate everything … JPow asleep at the wheel |
| Not necessarily. You buy and sell based on risk. When the risk is higher, you sell. I would confidently say the risk is higher today than it was yesterday, and we're still green on NQ. |
| Europoors are destitute |
| Fear has been priced in today |
| Seeing this makes me sad |
| Conversely, on Monday I put ORCL, lol |
| Bruuuh if intel is worth that multiple, micron should start with a 3 and not because it's going down. |
| so uh, why did Avis not do a share offering during their massive run up? |
| He is. |
| Algos |
| Do we think the fact that everyone in here is being so bearish is a sign that we are going to climb this wall? |
| Sell if you're up big man, these names have 10x'd in a year... |
| The world is ending. SPY over. BTC to zero. Pennies, not accepted as usd |
| The guys that have it structured for a non stop pump and dump |
| My account has never been this flat at 12pm. Ever. I guess the whole world is waiting for earnings? |
| Oil only goes up |
| Old tech is popping look at intc and dell, people trying to get in early on nok |
| The IV is too damn high |
| It's midgets doing a loompah dance on stocks |
| God help us |
| Agreed. I don't know why people keep saying this when there's no evidence of a post where he said he sold. |
| Buy a couple OTM lottos, like some 175Cs for 5/1 exp. |
| Don’t bet against the us goverment when they nationalize certain businesses |
| And what a fall it would be: to the deep dark times of last thursday at 706. |
| GOOG 370 and META 780 |
| Crazy what gives? |
| Not sure, did you buy or sell? |
| Don't be a retard, you do see the 12 in my original comment don't you? |
| Intel is an as shit company as they come. This Intel rally is peak bubble. |
| https://preview.redd.it/12sppsckm5yg1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43b1493682677f549a93e8cde420024a6122bca0\n\n |
| Do I hold or sell memory stocks in retirement account\n\nThey bleeding |
| Bessent has a conveyor belt from Treasury directly into NYSE |
| I waited and sold at that big spike, I don't love holding spx options longer than a hour |
| My man buys Deep In the money leaps and screams yolo 🤣 |
| Okay real question are the markets gonna pump whenever Warsh gets up on the podium and starts yapping like they did for jpow???? |
| Through MIGA NGO's back to AIPAC back to congress (both sides)? |
| Got in late damn |
| BRING ON JPOW RIGHT NOW |
| Anyone got any insight into the movement on NOK right now? |
| Sold it it 2800 once it peaked a 7140 put, thank God I did |
| I’m a trader bro. I like to trade money for nothing in return. |
| LMAO BUSTED 🤌 |
| At this point even WW3 would pump us into ATHs.\n\nAre they covert doing waaay more money printing than reported and buying stonks with it? |
| This is next level fucking fraud, the company has been rotting away from inside for decades, now just propped up by government instead of going under. But what do I know, calls it is. |
| Dude landed the plane that was plummeting and on fire. \n\nAnd Trump bitched that he didn't get enough peanuts from the stewardess. |
| Waiting for next meme stock after tonight |
| Biggest market cap in the world |
| You mudder bitchess |
| Feel this in my bones |
| Pumped it right back to my break even just to fuck with me and make me debate holding or getting out now while I can.\n\nYes the algos DO monitor my trades to decide how they move trillions in assets |
| Same I’m too impatient to just close the app and wait |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: CAR\n\n Direction: Down\n\n Prognosis: Buy Puts \n\n Catalyst: Insiders and 10% owners are dumping hundreds of millions of dollars worth of stock.\n\n Bagholder Status: Confirmed (if you're holding calls) |
| Yeah roughly |
| He even played the SEC schedule. |
| So how much did you make for the $260k bet? |
| Intel 🚀 |
| BNO and INTC keeping my portfolio alive today. |
| Well, time to learn how to ride a bicycle again |
| his part in it is likely overblown somewhat too given how much Stimmy money was thrown around and how much of that inflation came from the costs of shit sourced internationally rising. The whole world got fucked by covid, not just us. \n\nHe could have done better with the benefit of hindsight but given we've yet to find a single credible psychic to chair the fed, I can't complain too much. |
| I'm just here for the bread and circus. |
| Who TF is still buying CAR |
| This half is more like a great filter moment iirc |
| INTC please sir it’s too much winning, we can’t take it |
| i bought an XLE 6/30 65c at .47 three days ago. if this turns out to be my best play ever... |
| Kudos |
| GOOOOD AFTANOOON MADAFAKS!!!! |
| Thought the same thing when it was at 600 at the start of WW3 |
| 6 years of hearing the term short ladder and I still don’t know wtf it means |
| WHat about IV crush? |
| Is this the dip before the 2nd leg or the sell off |
| Was there a draft for the Korean War? |
| JD misunderstood when he heard there's a new chair coming 🍆💦🛋 |
| Was waiting for SOFI and HOOD to drop like this, and now that they have I don’t want them |
| No lie, I have that picture framed on my wall. |
| https://preview.redd.it/462emyb9m5yg1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cce93a49e2d49b6cb2a7b0870b7426e8a03d4740\n\n |
| Intel inside your passport |
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| https://preview.redd.it/nhantd57m5yg1.jpeg?width=4018&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b887b6616bdf33fca3b0f96f2016be4afefad015\n\nDon’t worry $Poet investors, you will….. |
| JPOW has puts |
| Hopefully my 0dte put print |
| !banbet $HOOD 75 1d |
| Private equity dumping their bags on the public |
| oooOOOOOoOoOOOOoOOh\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/q7c82fk7m5yg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=61ef646091930648a6382abaec84b125d728f1a1\n\n |
| So many oil and gas tickers on the unusual option volume alerts today. Lot of whales getting in to energy. |
| Personally I don’t see much more upside from here |
| I'm on thin ice, and I don't wanna get banned for posting the ASCII weiner, but I can't _not_ post it either, you know?? |
| Double down on the 50% that’s green. You’re welcome. |
| War picking back up |
| I’m hoping the market sheds a trillion dollars so I can make $75 on my SPY 706/705 put debit spread. https://winningatoptions.com |
| Brent crude has now matched the high it was at in June 2022 after Russia invaded Ukraine. Wanna know equities were doing then? S&P was down 21% from January 2022\n\nBut now we're down less than 1% from ATH with $119 Brent. And I'm rending my clothes and gnashing my teeth |
| About 15B a year in interest alone at 4%. |
| Good news is we found a way for all stocks to be expensive simultaneously |
| Maybe dumb, just bought 30 QCOMM 165C and sold 30 185C expire 5/1 |
| You mean besides the normal geo-political nonsense, sable rattling, Idle threats, The Strait of Hormuz being bottled necked and nothing passing through ...just that one of the OPEC nations is leaving the group on May 1 because they are tired of the rules they feel are harmful to them. |
| The hedgies short laddered my asshole |
| You think we fucking care, with all due respect\*\*? |
| What do you guys think of GLW? is it worth it? |
| No velocity, back down we go |
| New chair of the Fed is gonna be Trump's favourite person for a week and then I hope he is ready to the sole target for every problem in the economy. Being so desperate for power that you willingly sign up to be the next chair should automatically disqualifying. |
| So what should be a good hold overnight, SOXL? |
| Ignore females, acquire currency |
| Cash out and get your wife rhinoplast surgery |
| It hit 141 pre market and now its almost green 🤣 |
| This price action isn’t it |
| Timer starts now, oil has about a week to react to some BS attempt to lower it 10-15% or the market is going off a cliff. |
| Saving my ass |
| calls on valium |
| Who is asking these questions rn in this hearing? An actual bigger retard than even the stupidest motherfucker on this sub\n\nEdit: now we’re back to a sane person asking legitimate questions |
| INTC you beautiful slut |
| I saw someone else mention it and took a look at the numbers read the news and projections thought it sounded good. I like a good value. So took a risk my number on this is 15 and I'm out. I bought NIO at the same time and was hoping for that to go to but it went up a point and change floundered and I got out |
| Did your puts print broooooo???? |
| arent you a mod there? |
| That would be the expected outcome. |
| Meanwhile, GLD is putting Skittles in his pocket while the cashier looks away. |
| It’s all hypothetical rn and heavily banking on a glorious 🌮. If missiles start flying again the mag7 are plummeting along with most other assets |
| Meta is going to crash so hard |
| So are my ASTS calls cooked chat? 💀 |
| Eric’s mom’s body though |
| y’all nuts |
| Directly correlated to oil price, duh! |
| I think an Axios report that US was getting ready for more strikes on Iran. |
| twice the pride, double the fall (for people entering now i mean) |
| Does Intel become a trillion dollar company before America 250? |
| already going to happen |
| I heard some guy I went to college with just sold his AI startup for $350 million at the age of 23. So just know that if you feel behind, it’s because you probably are. Nevertheless, I think it’s a bullish signal so calls it is and now it’s even more motivation to succeed with my own startup because big tech companies pretty much have unlimited cash to buy things like this today 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Yeah, and I can't even get C-3PO to wipe my ass. Where is the value added? |
| I guess yesterday was not the right day to buy into ASTS |
| Like the morning after Fogo De Chao.. |
| Bro we be stagflation, worst thing to go into. The dotplot is going to show rate cuts further out and this will tank TLT/TMF hard. |
| I wonder if he’s still alive |
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| Just don't |
| Volatility makes me feel alive |
| The more you hate SNDK, the more it rises XD |
| So much concentrated parabolics, where do you put your money today? |
| Never even heard of NXPI until today but I saw it was +26% today so I went to check what it is.\n\nA semiconductor company. Of fucking course it is. |
| Jpow will cleanse the earth from greedy bulls |
| DXY up and oil up massive... yet SPY is flat\n\nokey 🤡 |
| Just watch |
| Guys The sentiment is slowly changing |
| Volume so ass if we all pool our money together and hit some market orders we can move this piece of shit |
| ...and back to your regularly scheduled program |
| People just don’t like low IQ uneducated ppl like you. Get a job you loser. Or maybe a girl. Or anything. You’re a waste of life. |
| Lord doesn’t. Shits going flat to destroy both puts and calls and proceed to dump back to 6500 two months from now |
| Blessed is Allah, cook these dump bers. |
| # HELP! HELP!!!\n\n🫵 Made you look\n\n# 🗣️🐺 |
| Gonna not look at my phone until 2:30 and just shit post until then |
| At least you are not a generational bagholder from the $75 days 25 years ago. |
| Good thing I bought 2dte puts |
| Can we just go on a massive run so I can sell this slop and be done for the week. This market is buns |
| You legend you |
| The real value of salaries has been increasing.\n\nhttps://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/LES1252881600Q |
| who's getting freaky and loading up on TLT/TMF hard? |
| Maybe ruin for now but have a feeling you'll get it 1000x back on the epic Vs!!! 🤑🤑🤑 |
| The Dow!!!!!! The Dow is at fifty thou!!!! |
| wtf was that Clifford dong? I was on a dog walk |
| This is such a clown market it’s crazy lol we might literally see SPY ATH with Brent over 120 |
| Ooo, watching this Ackman IPO set to open even lower and lower than even its most modest bottom is beautiful. It was was supposed to be $50+, now it's in the $20s. Love it! 💦💦💦 |
| Tell your nana I said hi |
| with earnings tomorrow it's such a crazy move, they better be kicking so much ass |
| Position or ban. This is just a screen shot and a fantasy. |
| I know the second I buy back into SNDK that shit is cratering to 52 week lows |
| Market lately is lame as fuck. Barely moves. Make $20 and be happpy I guess |
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| OP needs a ban |
| Hmmm, good question -- I think yes actually. \n\nMaybe someone might have posted some 0dtes on liberation day though? |
| Sorry dad |
| God damn, being in a caloric deficit feels brutal |
| today i discovered \n\nr/uglybastardporn |
| I just want to see Bessent cry on TV |
| Why recover |
| Why the hell you got intel calls at this price lmao |
| Because you set your stops at liquidity points, where a bunch of buy orders are waiting to pick up your sells. Move your stops a bit lower to avoid this. Don't put them at obvious resistance/support points or whole numbers. |
| LMAO 🤌 |
| Fucking love intel. |
| i mean, it SHOULD be. how many EVs are on the road now and how much invested in solar, wind, and battery storage in that time? Oil should be theoretically getting cheaper each year. |
| This is gonna chop until 2pm no doubt. From there? Only the lord knows |
| Alright more calls then |
| Oil still going higher... |
| Breaking news: volatility isn’t good for people with anxiety disorders |
| Bitches don’t know about INTC holding up the entire market lmao |
| His career was like inflation, transitory. |
| So calls then |
| Not just the Kyle's as your username infers? |
| hes my boy but no he actually fucked up p bad in 2018 and 2021 |
| It’s time to fly high SPY |
| No clue. Guessing a mix of semis going parabolic and people betting on the Mag7 ER’s after hours hoping INTC will get some green from good results |
| This may be confirmed proof that MAG 7 doesn't care about the war anymore. Yes, the world economy will enter a world recession because of it. But that doesn't appear to bother MAG 7 buyers. |
| I got a call from a recruiter yesterday. "This company's stock is up 60% over the last 5 years, that's really good!"\n\nIt underperformed the S&P 500, LOL. Recruiters are scum. |
| Fucking intc holding that bitch up. |
| They are Warshing the money, corruption confirmed |
| Ready for the dump back down?? |
| alright vought intel at the top |
| Scandisk can't keep getting away with this 8-10% every day |
| tomorrow's not looking good either... |
| Oil prices exploding and SPY down .15% lmao |
| SPY |
| Because UAE and Saudi Arabia definitely same place |
| JPow one last rate cut |
| Tired of winning yet? |
| they should put his face on dollar bills to piss off the president |
| 💅 |
| Idk man, those Herman Miller ones have great lumbar support |
| 🫡 |
| Can you exclude me, please? |
| Eh, Teradyne sounded like a shitty fictional evil corporation anyway |
| full v recovery, fumbled my SPX put on the way down, not concentrating enough |
| BMW charges a monthly fee to use the heated seats in new cars. It makes me sick |
| We will go dawn again and everybody is conditioned to buy the dip so quants and hft will damp all the bags and it will keep going down, until the last bagholder standing is liquidated |
| Glad I didn’t sell of of it….. let it ride |
| Then we’ll just assume your Don Jr bragging about your insider trading. The name checks out. |
| Bring on the *insatiable demand for AI* |
| It's taking so much self control to not full port 0dte puts right now. Just need to keep telling myself that I must wait till closer to 2pm or I'll get thetad to death. |
| Focus on the winning 50 |
| luv u 2 bbgrl |
| For actual shares, I've got a ton of WTRG, so we are brothers in arms there since I think awk and wtrg are going to merge. I'm also buying up AQN cause the recovery story excites me and the dividend eases the holding time, and also got a few leaps on XYL |
| 😂😂😂😂😂 should’ve gone RKLB |
| It actually surpassed the last 10 year high earlier Brent I should state |
| I’m still bag holding could be worse |
| Yeah bunch of tech stocks expected to report good earnings with high CAPEX |
| Most of the R&D is for specs btw, releasing this year (Spiegel has a headline spot at AWE in June and is going on a podcast hype tour). I imagine this will ramp down in the next couple quarters.\n\nAlso they are now charging for memories, deadline for all these highschool gooners’ parents to pay up is this year (millions of them btw) Snap+ subscriptions already skyrocketing which is pure margin. \n\nCompute optimization reducing opex significantly (I think by 20-40% iirc for some use cases) Jensen talked about this in a recent NVIDIA presentation and named snap as a beneficiary specifically \n\nLayoffs just happened gonna save a couple hundred milli. \n\nHate Spiegel but the technicals are hard to argue with and are factually improving next few Qs |
| Help me AI earnings you are my only hope. |
| Praise be 🙌 |
| Is JPOW the best fed chair ever? |
| Leaps are 12 months out or more regard |
| Honestly. Seriously. Fuck everyone here. |
| so MM know when i'm fapping? sounds gay |
| hood, you were incompetent then, you are incompetent now |
| dum ber |
| why does any drop in the S/P come out of NVDA shares |
| So did that kid hold his shares I thought he held and has not reposted |
| The v is here |
| Positions or ban. |
| Because I bought |
| Guhhhh |
| Man Amzon bleeding this afternoon sucks. |
| Bought INTC calls, instant down $1050, sold INTC calls. I am a trader. |
| Idk oil seems to think we are gonna dump |
| Nah he sold, Intel 125 easy |
| He’s 100 years old I mean you might as well cash out at some point no? |
| I was gonna joke about Brent oil being 120 by EOD but fuck it’s gonna go higher than that |
| Oil at 52-week high lmao |
| No. No it wasn't. |
| We holding anything overnight for earnings? I’m only feeling confident that Google will beat idk about the rest |
| It can see you. Constantly… |
| oil mooning |
| JPOW FINNA HAWK TUAH SPIT ON THAT YIELD LMAO 🤌 |
| JUST CRASH ALREADY STOP THIS ROTATION BULLSHIT |
| Hold winners. Cut losers. Profit. |
| Algos go straight back to work |
| DO I HOLD MY POOTZ? THERES NO WAY JPOW GOING TO COME OUT WITH SOME DOVEISH SHIT AGAIN RIGHT? |
| i can't stress enough how little i recommend getting an infection in your eye |
| This thing is only worth 60 but congrats you made money |
| People talk about PLTR or TSLA being extremely overvalued. But have you see ASTS revenue and numbers compared to market cap? Lmao |
| For oil? |
| The thing is the whole "shortage" is not a real shortage in inventory. This is a self inflicted gunshot wound. The lack of supply is 100% geopolitical.....man-made. We did this to ourselves. |
| CAR about to flip green looooooooooooooooooooooool |
| Flip a coin |
| Someone said oil is going to the moon then I said nah it’s in the ground DA TUSH 🥁 |
| Spy moved 50 cents. Bulls saved!!! lol |
| sounds like you are doing pretty good |
| why is it always that the market triggers my stops then immedieately recovers? |
| Made $5k on spy 0dte options today. \n\nI’m leaving the casino before I give it all back. Same time tomorrow boys |
| Uhh something about 1 in 4 ai companies being able to prove ai is profitable. We don’t care about uso being at a 52 week high get with the times |
| Car has been playing with fire for like 2 weeks at this point. you know theres other stocks right |
| Nice ai response btw |
| Oh look, mini v to pin it back to opening price |
| Start winning more than you lose |
| Dont let this CAR price action distract you from the fact that its getting absolutely slobbered down to $100 AH |
| Bloom Energy. |
| the hurdle is we need the market to drop 1 more % so we can have a massive rally |
| warsh is a jabroni |
| Like if you win and he comes back what you gonna do with it??? |
| Yes I know the market futures drive the price of commodities but it is all down to supply and demand\n\nYes gas companies can price whatever they want but they are in competition with other gas companies. They cannot just randomly charge 100% more than competitors not because it's "illegal", it's that you can expect to keep absolutely no business. If all shift there prices then that is a reflection of changing physical circumstances, a shortage. \n\nThe US doesn't import much from hormuz but these are global companies that supply crude and supply gas operating in a global market. When they can sell it elsewhere for more due to a shortage, the cost to sell it here increases. Selling it here means somewhere else someone doesn't get crude or gas. There is physically not enough currently for areas of the world. |
| Welp teradyne is dead. Bad sign for the ai trade or just a correction. |
| You work at a call center, let's not pretend like you didn't make the value of a subway footlong on this trade. |
| it is :), market just thinks Daddy Mango will fix it |
| How its Nasdaq still pumping |
| Yes but AI !!!!!!!!1111111111111111 |
| It doesnt really matter to them, they were in a financial chokehold for over 70 years already if they play their cards right, they could become a regional power |
| Sweet Caroline…💩💩💩 |
| i have an 50/50 win rate, any advice ? |
| I felt this extreme homosexual wave |
| something that caused oil to rise because the algo buying on XLE was up... |
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| Time to buy LULU and NKE dip? AI pivot |
| "The Senate banking committee voted to advance Kevin Warsh’s nomination to lead the Federal Reserve. \nThe 13-11 party-line vote tees up President Donald Trump’s pick for a final confirmation vote in the Republican-controlled Senate. Warsh cleared the hurdle hours before the Fed was set to deliver its latest decision on interest rates — possibly for the last time under Chair Jerome Powell."\n\nSorry idk it was paywalled. It isn't paywalled where I live lol |
| Oil is cheaper than where it was in 2014 if you account for inflation. |
| When dump? |
| I'm holding AWK, any others you think are good right now? Long term I think it's the best play, needed for AI and humans lol. |
| Is 100,000%+ the biggest recorded gain in WSB history? Notwithstanding that it took 17-18 years. |
| Where's the screenshot? This is just the screenshot of the current price. Fake and embarrassing |
| Why do you think this? OPEC is disolving in no small part because its constituents don't want to limit their oil production\n\nThe long term case for oil has never been more bearish, it's the short term that's bullish |
| You can't leave, I'm firing you! |
| Theta day |
| But different though |
| It's never goodbye. |
| War back on, market shrugged it off |
| dump it one more time for jpow |
| How many news can you f…n ignore??? |
| I really hate David Zinsner for the previous call, and then following up with a measly 250k purchase. It was like taking a page out of Pat's playbook. Low confidence.\n\nWell, at least I know that Jensen Huang was right about everything. He always was since I heard of him back in 2000. |
| Guess I’ll buy some POET when it goes under a dollar and wait a couple of years for the next P&D |
| man im glad I switched from spy puts to oil longs |
| You choose to only post bull cope, and I choose to call that out as flawed nonsensical thinking to prevent your cultish chants from gaining traction. |
| I will take sideways... gives me a chance and time! |
| be nice |
| FOMC = First move is always fake\n\nBEAR = Every move is always poor |
| People were doing the intel play for 20 years, some of them will say it was worth the wait |
| Can’t wait for AI Bots with billions of dollar liquidate my capital today |
| “The money doesn’t vanish until you sell” many investors thought that about dying stocks that just lost more and more. Watching the price go up and down is monkey business but seeing it go down by 30% after buying and others telling you it’s a bad decision and losing $200,000 in unrealized losses is a different game. \n\nLike it’s so easy to say all this now because it recovered. Where were yall a few months ago when it was under $30? |
| Holy don't look at oil prices just close your eyes while you walk to work |
| Imagine he goes Interest rates to 20% fuckers. That will show your corrupt asses to not mess with me.\n\nWhile that would financially ruin me, that would be an epic moment |
| Saudis aren't leaving opec lol |
| In hindsight uying POET puts after the company dropped 50 percent in one day was the dumbest decision anyone could make but I am somehow up up 130 percent from then. |
| Yep. When the Fed raises rates, it's a careful balancing act between taming inflation and not causing a recession. We didn't go into a recession, and he got inflation under 3%. All things considered, that's pretty damn good. |
| Buying and holding wins again. They never learn. |
| Bears about to use a technique not seen since the heian era |
| Just another day of kicking the can down the road. |
| What happened |
| \t\nTrump rejects Iran's offer, blockade stays - Axios.\n\n |
| I’m willing to place a bet that Vietnamese average penis size is smaller than average American penis size due to more general diversity in our gene pool. However I wouldn’t place a large bet as I’m willing to guess average penis size is about the same everywhere. With a few statistical outliers I’m sure |
| qqq +0.3% lol we aren't even down got no idea what should i buy. Today might just not be a good day to trade |
| Holy shit 60000 OI on SPY 710 0DTE lmaooo |
| Spy literally has to drop. Oil is going to the moon 😂😂 |
| I sold SOFI 5 years ago at $19. what a piece of shit lol |
| I hope JPow uses his final press conference as an opportunity to soft launch his new Onlyfans page. |
| Yea man i made 20% on it im good |
| Look at the price of wbs1! and compare that to intraday stock movements. One of them is lying and it is not oil |
| I’m feeling extra gay today |
| Microsoft to declare bankruptcy at 4pm EST today |
| He sold, confirmed. I remember him posting about it. He wanted to stop the bleeding |
| Who buy this company at 90$ ? Thats the question i have |
| anyone else going all in on water? |
| Imagine putting money on Jesus returning before 2027 |
| The back and forth on this sub, sucking JP off one day, crying about being butt fucked by him the next. |
| Me, the idiot who doubled his short position at $150 this morning.\n\nAverages out to $161, I'm sure i'll be fine... if broker doesn't force me to sell. |
| You do realize saudis leaving opec means oil is going to skyrocket for the foreseeable future |
| Some ber thought oils rising was an issue. |
| Oil 120, Iran war back on, mag7 shits guidance. Bears in valhalla |
| Either we get the biggest taco ever or we all screwed |
| Buying 0dt and taking a nap , am i cooked? |
| Jpow at FOMC goes full Wolf of Wallstreet:\n\n\nObvious one: \n\n\nI"m not fuckin leaving! *bashes mic against head*\n\n\nBut also:\n\n\n"We're going to raise these rates INTO THE STRATOSPHERE!!!"\n\n\nBig hint being the FOMC presser is held as a pool party this time. |
| Do you think 🥭 laughs like Palpatine after he tweets |
| Why is everything subscription based now? Why can’t a company reinvent the wheel and get rid of this terrible business model, and offer sector wide subscription packages? |
| All this just to go back down |
| NEW ATH BY FRIDAY? |
| And market just buying the dip. If that’s AI everyone is talking about we are doomed 😂😂😂 |
| Happy Ballentimes Day! |
| Microslop is down |
| https://preview.redd.it/ynj1yg1pk5yg1.png?width=1028&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7feb6b0d2ddf4be577e6caf0c12865ff1488bf8\n\n |
| What drop? Already made the V |
| Pay wall! What is this "hurdle"? |
| insane |
| Iran's currency has been collapsing this week due to effects of the war and blockade it shouldn't be long now, you guys. |
| I feel like SOFI started as a Tech company to gain interest and money with the end goal of becoming an actual bank. I feel like becoming an actual bank opens up some more doors that lead to green pastures...hopefully... |
| God google IS SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT STOCK |
| Bought some SP 710 July puts, thoughts? How long stocks can endure high oil price? when we will see inflation rocketing in inflation numbers? |
| Warren Buffett who? |
| Shoutout to 98 Rock for introducing me to Everly Haze this month 😮💨 |
| LULU at prices since aug 2018 |
| Quite literally I have puts my bad |
| a lot of institutions may be liquidated today very much due to pumping SPY one last time to desperately save their bags rather than doing proper risk management. |
| Same same |
| Diverting into a brick wall |
| They are cycling between oil and SPY to try and keep both level, look at the USO chart. Any time SPY goes up USO dips by a similar proportion and vice versa. Eventually they are going to have to start buying the oil stonks, truly baffling how they are still not all piling in lol |
| Glad I got 1DTE puts instead of 0DTE. |
| How are we feeling about RDDT. Looks like market is punishing anything that isn't related to memory/AI/Chips/Semi |
| 🥲 |
| What the fuck caused the drop. It was pumping just 1 hr ago. |
| Yep, calls? |
| I would say no |
| It seems we will have a buying opportunity after Powell speaks |
| No. Everything is bullish after it V's. |
| The bad news is that everything is FUCKED.\n\nThe good news is the market will still be green somehow. |
| #fuck, I’m still alive today |
| Microsoft or meta today who y’all got |
| Sadly it's not mine....\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/yzsqy45lk5yg1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbf0f2b64a57d98fa2ccde07718db517fbf0273b |
| Axios giving us bearish headlines!? Wtf |
| Probably dump, oil is pretty much being allowed to run now, which creates the narrative of why there must be a dump. |
| I should prob get out of line at McDonald’s and get in line at Costco gas station huh…… |
| I hope he sheds his pants |
| Exactly |
| You regards keep hyping SOFI but this shit is trash |
| Are we attacking Iran again in 8 hours or so? |
| Axios is the only media outlet now. All information through here. |
| Took your advice and bought some skoal. Tastes terrible. |
| ur crazy bro lol |
| war/oil priced in |
| Bers no longer buy puts, they sell calls. So if it aint green it's a ber day.\n\nPut bers civilization has died. |
| Algos still set to buy the fucking QQQ dip 🤡 |
| Quiet, piggy!\n\nI don't have to comment about everything. I can choose what to comment on. |
| WAIT GUYS ITS JUST A LATE TACO TUESDAY. HES GONNA SAY WERE AT PEACE IN A COUPLE HOURS AND WE GONNA PUMP |
| Lmao INTC is going to break $100, isn’t it? |
| Fake news. We back up |
| ɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅɅ |
| more dad grannies |
| REALITY HAS WON THE 1V1 WITH HEADLINES IN THE OIL BATTLE FIELD |
| At this point, Powell could say the stock market is elevated and SPY would still pump |
| It’s Volker for sure |
| It was flashing a signal as of a week ago it wanted to at least retrace back toward $104-$108. It could stall out around here, at which point you need to watch to see if it consolidates for another leg up, or if it wants to break down. Problem is that's entirely news driven at this point. If you're feeling ambitious, it's a good level to consider shorting. The problem is the TACO out of this is still in Underpants Gnome territory unless the U.S. or Iran want to cave on the nuclear issue. |
| The “supporters” now were the same lemmings that were calling him stupid back then. Most people’s sentiments react to stock after price already moved. That’s why most people are poor. |
| The year is 2027\n\nFOMC announces rate cuts but only on loft purchases to encourage Company Town growth, the largest of which belong to a "South African" trillionaire.\n\n It's purpose: mr beast style training grounds and manufacturing facilities "for Mars" and totally not to prepare for war with Mexico.\n\n50% of millennials love it, to the disdain of boomers who have full ported white picket fences. The other 50% belong to a nomadic tribe, working contract to contract in every industry. Gen X starts smashing again cus everything feels like sex and the city, but with electric air taxis |
| Grandma would be proud. |
| Inside cover.. 🤣🤣 |
| repent |
| start of the dump or the liquidity sweep before a pump? |
| Nope, it’s observations based on all my college peers in the tech industry. It’s called Forbes UNDER 30 for a reason… |
| God himself is holding up SPY. There is no explanation. We are witnessing a miracle. |
| USO 5 year high |
| Almost as if everyone knows 1k+ by eoy |
| Should have seen the American Government bailout yet another failed company, true true. |
| Should be about 30 to have the same market cap |
| Will JPOW SHED A TEAR? |
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| Guh guh guh \n\nBagholder spotted |
| bearish divergence on car 30m |
| Bears talking like: "Hey waiter, SPY steak is finally here. It is just a bit red, but I asked for raw and also ordered two weeks ago."\nBulls: "Our herd has syphilis, cancer and the plague but we run around merrily as our lord JPow implied" |
| BUY THE DIP BABY! |
| If OPEC functions like a cartel, it keeps the oil production low and the price artificialy high. If a country leaves the cartel, it doesn't have to follow production quotas, therefore oil price should go down. |
| Raise rates at the end. For the memes. Leave an exclamation point, not a question mark. |
| What if Axios were the inside traders all along? |
| Soooo buy RDDT because revenue will increase |
| This looks bearish as fuck powell will send indexes -1% |
| gonna take a nap |
| Is there a hotter pornstar than Isa Bella right now? |
| That’s my thought process |
| Nobody is expecting a rate hike |
| Omg |
| Is everyone ready for your sell button to be greyed out and not functional and your internet access cut to divert the bandwidth to the 100 million AI agents tasked with propping this fake market during the FOMC meeting later in the afternoon?\n\nAre you positioned appropriately? |
| Back to 711 |
| Dance ghey bears! Dance! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Historically the stock is garbage until end of may, June ish. |
| Time for a big V |
| Is it next sndk? |
| Nasdaq is pinned by memory stocks. The fall will be legendary |
| The premiums on MU leaps is insane |
| I like that word |
| How is oil not a huge fcking problem for the market? |
| These fuckers are starting to put ads in the comment section. Every 5 comments on here is an ad |
| Trump wants his face on passports? |
| They’ll wait until my spy puts expire don’t worry |
| This dip ain’t even a dip what are you bears on about? |
| Gonna Miss JPow. Might shed a tear. 😢 |
| It's because Agentic AI workloads are primarily CPU bound. Agentic AI workloads have seen a huge increase in demand only recently.\n\nAgain, read more maybe? |
| Is FOMC the same as FOMO, or are they different things |
| Wen crashing? |
| Send it in Jerome!\n\nLast speech as Fed chairman today |
| Squeeze me daddy 🥵 |
| So you bought 100 shares for something like $8.35 back in like Dec.2008? That's crazy.\n\nI'm surprised you don't take some of the gains and diversify. I strongly suspect that the AI gravy train is going to taper off at some point this year. |
| DO YOU REALLY THINK DADDY TRUMP WILL LET SPY GO DOWN? HERE COMES THE TACO. \n\nPUMP IT. BROKE AS BEARS STAY BROKE!! |
| Jpow defined WSB culture the last 4 years |
| Finally back to my entry on some of my oil stocks |
| My iPhone battery has been straight ass ever since iOS 26 |
| i have rejected emilia clarke's offer to be my girlfriend thank you for your attention to this matter |
| I am not a native speaker but I think you meant "ridiculous" lol |
| Missed it |
| There should be a statue of him on Wall Street.\n\nLike Jordan at the United Center. |
| NACHO |
| Spy not dropping is hilarious to me |
| AXIOS nooo you were the chosen one! You were supposed to obliterate ber puts, not save them! |
| No rate hikes so we moon |
| VERY quick |
| Massive put wall at 710 is the reason they're burning billions in capital to prop this up |
| The money doesn’t vanish until you sell. Watching the price go up and down is monkey business. Even more so if you do it while listening to the cheers and jeers of redditors. |
| AMD and INTEL have entered the chat. |
| I seen this before. Market won’t care about the war anymore until it does. |
| make money on oil\n\nlose money on gas prices\n\nperfectly balanced |
| Not ber, just cash gang. Probably staying there until either summer when the full effects kick into reporting or SPY hits 630~ again. Whichever date/thing occurs first. |
| Bro I ain’t showing all that but let’s just say I’m mortgage free lmao… this shit was $20 not long ago!! Easiest play of the year |
| Seek help |
| I'm 3for3 of holding a stock that's flat for a while, then selling calls right before it moons (ASTS, PLTR, INTL). |
| If this war resumption isn't a joke, we are about to see cascading liquidations on the market |
| If oil can hit 200 a barrel that should take qqq to 1000 according to this market |
| what, did you buy one share or something |
| Intel up so much why |
| CAR rebound is criminal |
| Petition to bring back the GOAT |
| The reason for the dump:\n\n\n"US CENTCOM has prepared for a short wave of strikes on Iran - Axios" |
| What's the news from Hormuz? |
| do not talk bad about our lord and savior |
| Nasdaq still green |
| if you get to 100% sell half and play with the house money man |
| Powell may have had a rocky ending (its a freaken war nobody can predict that shit) but he will still go down as one of the best FOMC presidents of all time |
| I hope the FOMC does the funniest thing and raises rates. lol |
| You think JPOW will crash the market so that 🥭 will prop up the market |
| Some tards |
| I will miss Papa Powell. He had to navigate through hell to save us from a disaster. At one point both sides of the aisle hated him, because how do you explain monetary policy to simpletons?!\n\nHe will go down as one of the best fed chairs in history imo. What he pulled off was pretty amazing. Of course the new guy will definitely fuck shit up, but we gonna leave that discussion for another day, |
| Bruh, my ex-wife wasn’t hot or crazy, that didn’t work either. Matrix needs an open interest line so we can guage insider sentiment. |
| Damn! |
| Big earning tonight |
| Bers, remember these -0.2% days when we pump 10% when Trump announces another fake ass ceasefire |
| Yeah, I only buy 8-12 months out leaps with ASTS lol. Every time I buy shorter I get fucked |
| Meanwhile I'm still bag holding from the $50s like an absolute genius |
| INTC being up 10% is hilarious |
| This one image is actually done better than the movie scene. Brian didn't seem to be looking right at Dom and was uncanny valley. I know it was posthumous but still could've been done a liiiiiittle better. |
| calls on his calls XD |
| Oh well |
| Intel just crushing |
| Trump's $200 oil prediction about to hit LMAO |
| Finally an AXIOS headline that is not about pakistan saying that talks going well |
| Recovered everything from the cease-fire |
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| Brent at 119, nothing to see here |
| INTC is making a play at the HBM memory with Softbank's SAIMemory...If only they didn't unload their memory business to SK Hynix, they would be sitting at over $1 trillion valuation by now |
| boring af |
| lMAOO OIL PUMP AND STOCKS FLAT. HAHAHA |
| Well then |
| Lol at Bill Ackman and his bitch IPO. Over a year ago the guy was boasting it would raise over $25B. Then that got revised down to $10B. Now it's set to open after raising MAYBE $5B, and likely below it's suggested price.\n\nGood! That guy's human excrement. Apparently leading an effort to blacklist people from employment for asking others not to murder children can backfire??? 💩🔥 \n\n(If you buy that thing, you def belong here) |
| Bro posting fan fiction in the daily |
| Iran deal was rejected by US. Blockade stays until nuclear deal is done (nothing new) |
| I bought a week before him but way less. And sold early. But at least I ended up green. \n\nLesson learned. Always love your nana. |
| Someone photoshop him over George Washington in Hamilton one last time |
| If it was such an easy play, then why don't you show us your winning positions instead of the ticker? |
| "war back on the table, no peace, no oil"\n\n\nSpy: best I can do is 710.33+ maybe 714 EOD, sorry ber |
| If he held he'd be on about 2.1m by now, having sunk 700k into buying his position.\n\nI really hope he held but the lack of a come back post to say 'told you so' has never appeared.\n\nI hope he is OK. |
| Imagine a prolonged polar vortex with an energy crisis 🤣 calls on coal and sticks |
| Today we will find out how much money they dumping into AI again . Capex time |
| Certainly feels like fomc is gonna tank this thing |
| Green by powell speech. Then we pump. |
| Theta Gang musta been getting a little pressed on SPOT, analysts coming in the the slew of downgrades midday lol |
| Centcom preparing for attack axis, Nasdaq still green |
| Oil pumping hard and Mango threatening to bomb again |
| from what i see oil price is only bad for gold and BTC, go figure |
| congrats CAR bulls you win today |
| 6 days until 🌮 Tuesday? That’s a lot of bombs |
| Idk that scurried back up from 709.4 real quick |
| There was a talk, and Iran just said fuck you and move on. |
| Bro you only have 262 shares, you should probably add before they start launching with SpaceX. |
| Oil just been steadily climbing past weeks |
| Avis UTurn up the Anus |
| J. Pow literally held the American economy together. Absolute legend. |
| Oil up 7% 107 a barrel QQQ must be down a lot. No it’s actually green 😂😂😂 |
| lmfao |
| JPow's Printer - 2 Fast, 2 Furious |
| I just want spy to accept oil is up $7 today. |
| Im going to start drilling for oil in my backyard so the price goes down |
| NVDA needs to wake up |
| SPY ignoring this oil spike is really ominous lol |
| Is this the 1940s? |
| Rip to the people buying this “dip” |
| I am an oil man |
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| Bols dont yet understand that this is the blow off top of a year and a half long short squeeze extravaganza and the start of the next 2008 financial crisis. There is a lot of price discovery to do. -20% on the day not even unrealistic. |
| Market's not crashing cause nobody wants to miss out on the earnings. Earnings will beat, except that's already priced in. So tomorrow will go down bigly. Tell me how I'm wrong |
| bUy tHe DiP |
| bols reckoning inc XD |
| What’s a stronger force. Loosing J-Money and perhaps the only sensical politician in trumps sphere, or Mag-7 earnings. |
| Multiple things this morning (leaked Mango talks with oil execs, Hegseth's testimony before Congress, and then this Axios story from 10 minutes ago) pointing toward this blockade going on for quite some time still. |
| Cmon MM just let this market propped on hoped and dreams come back to reality |
| I miss you, 2016 🥭 |
| My hope for powell and the earnings this afternoon to save my portfolio is slim |
| Dollar up, oil up, vix up, bonds up = QQQ up. We are living in the greatest fugazi market of all time |
| I can always tell when the noobs are here. This is what happens before the FED speaks. We wait. Calm down. |
| Remember when space stocks were cool? |
| I'm surprised at a lot of comments saying like "tHiS mArKeT iS a ScAm"\n\nLike, how new are you? |
| Literally happens every meeting. |
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| Short wave of strikes is bullish. Means no boots on ground |