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| Curse my paper hands bro |
| My FIRE number is 3M |
| $OPEN ticker already exists for different company. |
| After consulting a local gypsy shaman I have decided to sell. Will probably regret missing out tomorrow |
| oh shittt |
| So far - to the right |
| .5% from ath. so we really could hit ath today. |
| You need to inverse first, then you can inverse the inverse |
| My |
| 2 million and you can live a good life abroad |
| Can't argue here |
| Can't wait until Friday at 4:01pm to hear about the weekend Iran attack plans. |
| If there is any more hint of a market crash coming, it’s last week and today. Come at me. |
| shorts are covering b/c we are going even higher |
| Proud to announce that I’m no longer an ORCL bagholder! |
| Just another 20 cents papi ☺️ |
| Wish we could ban losers who comment taxes. You just sound like a jealous hater. Oh no he has to pay taxes because he WON suck his dick lil bro |
| other than PLTR, earnings seem like a snoozefest tonight |
| MSFT does not follow SPY anymore.\n\nIt has transcended the overall market and does its own thing.\n\n$500 weekly calls. |
| Yeah. Waiting to see how they end. Would be banking on the Kospi having a good day as well which I know is a huge ask. |
| These leveraged memory ETFs either need to moon or bankrupt me \n\nShit is getting boring |
| Rddt is still low at this price. Get in now while you can. 2027 leaps will print |
| I think his point is that the chart and the title make it initially seem like he almost got wiped out, when it is less than a 20% drop/recovery. (A drop for ants?)\n\nI mean this is WSB… we are looking for people to get wiped out or 10x their money! |
| Chat remember SPY is physically incapable of going over 760 |
| Careful folks.. the relentless gains are partially due to shorts covering... |
| Forget the negative news on Thursday...their bad. Now it's green and going higher |
| BERS TINFOIL HUT JUST COLLAPSED LMAO |
| So if Apple and micron are down on a day like today, I guess next big red day they are going to get blown up? |
| Inverse me inversing you |
| RIP in peace |
| Wow so howard marks sold to Brookfield? The legends are moving on. |
| these algos are not providing the option liquidity that they should be |
| Every fake pump on Dram consume my dreams, my hopes and my portfolio aswell 🥺 |
| Watch futures overnight and yields in the morning that should give you an idea. We’re likely sideways (or up) for the rest of today unless we get huge institutional sell orders or lots of dealer hedging |
| I feel like I've been chosen to be the poster child for biggest loser. I can't afford a house, I can't afford a better car, I can't find a better job because of all the hiring freezes/AI replacement scares, I can't afford food, I can't afford gas, I can't afford a new GPU, I can't afford new harddrives, I can't afford RAM. I can't do a fucking thing right.\n\n \nI'm really happy everything is working out for you regards though. Wish I had 1% of your good fortunes. \n\n \nMarket deserves this ATH. We're definitely "Great Again" |
| Alright I fold half cash half stock til October |
| Can't believe everythings fixed. thank god |
| are they hard also? |
| How much are you up, and is it enough to say "yup made my daily/weekly/monthly goal"? |
| Cya |
| Apprently not |
| Fuck it eod QQQ puts |
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| get the artists and writers in the memory factories to provide compute for AI |
| Everybody believes this pump, can SPY dump $2 now? |
| My calls became massively green. Is this normal? |
| Sndk -> Chad \nMu -> Chadlite |
| isn't it in november? |
| When I buy a Leaps, I set a number at which point I would sell. I sell it within 1-2 days after it reaches that number. \n\n450 was for the first one and 480 second one. |
| Which way are we going? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ymbnjwras6hh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ca9486fc7b1d1f364d8351e5ead71f05e9c04dd |
| Tech gonna fly all week or nah? |
| Sorry guy I checked the charts down we go |
| Pretty wrong for the most part just a giant pump |
| so all sandisk employees are millionaires? |
| I am so happy that MU is just-1%. Better than -10% right? |
| ORCL making me bust all over |
| If you think the market will keep going up from here, I have a Strait to sell you |
| Congrats buddy... Enjoy the day!! |
| Friday |
| USDA prime |
| And back again🍻 |
| Only thing the Matrix got wrong was that we weren’t a power source, we were processors |
| easy pump easy guh |
| Same with my SPX calls. |
| MU action pretty bullish, just a lot of retail underwater |
| 🙂 |
| Not morally right but in the framework of the aot world he was right, the author only left 2 options on the table by accident lol |
| Until I'm not |
| Microflaccid |
| all neo cloud are above the 20sma rn. if they hold there will be more upside |
| What does your liquid NW have to be to break free from the wage cage? Like $3million minimum? |
| They keep trying to dump RDDT and it’s just like nah, I think higher 10 min later |
| AMD earnings please save me |
| yup, same with MSFT pre-earnings. It was just too beat up |
| This is the funniest day since last week. |
| I haven’t eaten there since i got cakeria after my last visit 13 years ago |
| microchop |
| Market is insane today.....getting in now feels like a trap both ways |
| going long on futures, we aint going down |
| Top? |
| End of day dump? |
| I forgot about this FML |
| On my everything take me back to sleepy Joe |
| AAPL fighting for its life. |
| but Ai is the only thing that will matter soon enough, and not on device AI. Cloud ai. I don't think people have wrapped their head around that yet |
| Neo cloud. |
| Nothing tradable rn |
| MU you really gonna let SNDK mog you like this??? |
| MMs sweating trying to keep spy below 756.25 |
| Yes then lol |
| Inverse the inverse |
| snap going to the moon AH? |
| Yeah those numbers sound about right I’m either in the 15% or 10% 😂 I did do research and I have also learned (the hard way) that the market buys whatever BS narrative has the bigger headline, which right now is that Iran tensions are cooling. Also importantly yields are down today along with oil. I think we will keep bouncing between 740 and 760 until we break out in either direction, but from looking at futures this morning I was almost certainly we would pump today. Sometimes I just troll on here to gauge sentiment too lol |
| Scared money don’t make money.\n\nP.S. I am down for the year. |
| damn i hate to break it to you but you might be retarded |
| Good dumping tmrw |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/yourgirl696969 (1W - 2L, 33%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **MU** ▲ | $895.48 → $1100.00 | +22.8% | 2w | Lost | |
| When job report? |
| Fucking googl man.\n\nWHY DIDN'T I ALL IN THE POST EARNINGS DIP! |
| wish i would’ve held for 3000% gains |
| I bought our stock. |
| Goog has a monster dong |
| i hope its an up move |
| \*460 |
| I made 120% on MU today lol |
| Green until job report |
| If spy is near ath during war, inflation and ath treasury yields, then market will never crash again |
| well how would you feel if the price went lower, that should answer your question |
| Only on saturdays\* |
| Looking at 3 month spy graph really shows the pump and dump |
| Bro I had to close my spx calls at 7 for a 300$ loss before this new job I didn’t want to be on my phone. At lunch time there at 4500$ I’m in pain again |
| just buy calls man, its easy |
| nah pltr could lowkey pump |
| TSM being fluffed all morning and cant get it up |
| hymen is getting violated |
| Interactive broker ad on reddit. "Ur capital is at risk" looks like they know me🙄 |
| Imagine investing into MU. everything is skyrocketing and ur -1% LOL |
| could PLTR crash SaaS tonight? or nothing can stop the SaaSrotation |
| DAMP IT |
| If you’re mad about MU, look at SKHY 😂 |
| yur pls |
| Damn you figured out how to have your cake and eat it too |
| is it possible to reschedule it for just 1 hour? |
| Sandisk playing catch up |
| #Every time I place an order for a contract, its price immediately jumps $50-100. I even tried super liquid contracts like SPY, NVDA and AAPL. This is the hidden commission MMs charge you in "cOmMisSioN fReE" trading. LMAO🤌 |
| SPY CREEPING INTO 757 |
| SNDK is expected to move $210 after earnings. That's a 16%, and it might even move more than that. |
| The movement today is incredibly fake and ghey. Won't be shaken out of my SPY inverse etf I bought when SPY was 754 because it's still correct. The market will realise it later or tomorrow |
| Youre so fucking stupid that youll take a sentence like "stocks only go up" literally to mean that every single day is a green day. bro what the fuck is wrong with you?\n\ndude is trading real money, needing obvious implications explicitly explained to him otherwise hell take it literally and mald about it.\n\ngenuinely, you are so fucking stupid. |
| It’s going to ATH stupid fake market |
| JFC I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT |
| Paper handed my QQQ calls at open. Feelsbadman |
| Everyone saying memory is dead will be buying 20% higher in a week. |
| Whoever said Santa Clause rally starts in August this year was not wrong |
| **BanBet Created** ▼\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $750.00 (below) | $756.20 | -0.8% | 3h 36m | |
| MMs woke up and decided ath |
| !banbet SPY $750 eod |
| making money *drake 🫸*\n\nnot losing money *drake ☝️* |
| The children don’t have a lot of impulse control |
| This is my sign that its good im waiting til 3 |
| Bobr kurwa |
| The dump has been canceled for today. |
| Some videogames to play in your spare time until more paychecks come in. |
| how is mu gay |
| https://preview.redd.it/tc1repolr6hh1.jpeg?width=462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1f2b0dc81b0c1ad373df180b8c02398a4864fa9\n\n |
| they molested his money |
| Micron is like: okay guys I did Tour de France, now is your time to shine |
| Dont do it bro |
| Reddit ripping!!! |
| That's what I thought |
| Without this administration we wouldve seen so many real deals and spy would easily be +18-22% on YTD already instead of +10% |
| Do your thing, but for what it is worth… I would not start with a strategy like this. I would just regularly buy VOO. Thats what I still do to this day as my foundation. This is a growth satellite strategy for me that has worked but I wouldn’t do only this.\n\nFollow stocks as businesses. Understand how they make money. Know everything about them. Follow the markets closely. See how things move. Do that for a few years. Experiment with what you’re willing to risk.\n\nAll the best to you |
| If XSP goes up .3% my calls will 5x lmao |
| Yeah...I think we are exhausted now. Look for a reversal later in the afternoon. 7600 is a wall. |
| Ok I’m not gonna look at my port anymore. Just gonna trust that it willl keep going up |
| many of you have turned to GRND to save your port and you are really hitting new lows and it shows |
| White House to Host AI Companies on Tuesday to Review AI Framework\n\npump ittttttttt |
| u/FidelityHelpMePlease is an awesome username |
| I haven't seen bears make a calculation this bad since Normandy |
| Theres ber down there 😲👇 |
| 99% of Humanity should be working to provide our Machine overlords compute |
| Top is in. MUtards are truly insufferable |
| Should i take profit on NBIS. \n\nI genuinely have no idea what they do aside from selling GPUs |
| Its funny how true this is. The only PhD I know that insists on the Dr title being mentioned in all forms of communication, written or verbal, has her degree in liberal arts. |
| DAMP IT YOU FUKS |
| Hey TQQQ imma need you to stay below $68 on Friday, bro. |
| Hardly any volume on MU fmd |
| I definitely am. |
| n here, let me dumb it down for you\n\nstocks only go up doesnt mean that stocks go up all day every day forever without a single downside event\n\nstocks only go up means that, if you're looking at quality names and they're in a downtrend, extended lower than they should be, or than they were, you can scale in and safely make money when the stock goes back up. not if, when.\n\ngod you're so autistic |
| “I don’t think you know what a bad day is” 😤🤣 |
| Bers are poor* not people |
| 4 happens to be my favorite number too. |
| Not yet daddy, 20% more to go |
| It means exactly what I said. In the same sentence as saying stocks only go up and that it’s so easy nobody thinks like me you also said huge names drawdown 20-30% so I want you to explain how that can even happen but you’re not able to cause deep down you don’t know and if it all did blow up and not work out for once you’d be completely fucked. Just cause your emotionally brain dead idea works out slightly more than mine doesn’t make you superior and better than everyone else if you can’t explain it either |
| Just hold, you will get rewarded |
| Bad translator lol |
| Full porting puts |
| 🫵🏻🫶🏻 |
| The street done forgot about micron 💀💀💀 |
| Bears are about to go extinct after this one |
| Top is in |
| Then the rotation will go back from Mag 7 back to Memory. This shit is so predictable |
| If it can just end above $756.4 on 15m candle I feel like it rips to 757 quick |
| Same.\n\nI went through 5 stages of grief with that shit. Fun rollercoaster but never again |
| I mean he had all the old gangsta wallstreet geezers betting against him |
| Not a single pullback in sight! Calls printing |
| Mu |
| I just woke up. What the fuck is all this green shit? Aren’t we still at war? Didn’t Iran say fuck 🥭 basically? WTF is this market!! 😂😂 \nI don’t like this cause now it’s hard to predict. 😂 |
| Corn should just go a million today. |
| I saw this over 36% short float a few weeks ago and bought some 2/2027 calls. They are going to print. |
| 5% day |
| this pump feels too good to be true... |
| I WOULD NEVER LMAO 🤌 |
| Today is a big day! I have finally reached 100k of loss... fk it |
| Narrators voice "But it was not in fact a great time to buy puts" |
| And memory holders |
| $MU premiums so juicy uwu\n\nshorted the 800/780 put spreads\n\nexpiring today\n\n\+$915\n\n(: |
| By the end of the day or the week |
| "How retarded are you" "I'm the stock market on August 3, 2026" |
| Hey /u/keknado - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: IIIV.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| I don’t understand how people are poor with markets like this 😂 |
| Pump and chill-not-doing-anything-for-the-rest-of-the-day |
| how is mu still gay |
| All in on Jersey Mike’s LMAO |
| Kicking myself for not following through on getting RDDT calls on open but up on SPX and QQQ so it's alright I suppose |
| The Iran guy said this morning at 4am they are not in any sort of talks. Much of misinformation coming from Iran |
| Leopold must be fuming. |
| MU the absolute cuck |
| Keep pumping no pullbacks |
| ARE YOU CALLING KING MANGO A LIAR 😡 |
| **🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨**\n\n**US AND IRAN AGREE TO DEAL REQUIRING THEM TO ATTACK EACH OTHER EVERY NOW AND THEN** |
| Art of the Deal books should be burned and mango should write a book titled Art of the Taco with taco recipes and itd sell out |
| ahhh yes, good to see the all-caps again after being silent for the last week or so |
| Today we are all winners minus the bears |
| Oh but in Monopoly money |
| Lunch |
| Leopald really paper handed his position 💀 |
| NVTS is so over sold its the main stock I am buying in my cash account for the next 2 years |
| Owning mu is a roller coaster, Unreal. \nHeavy down, random retard highs. Blink go piss, back down 100 points. Wild |
| ah yes... just a pube hair away from ATH. 3.8% in 4 days of trading. what a time to be alive. |
| Green candles for the senile |
| Down 80% call me Leopold |
| Spy 760? |
| I’m new to this what are you guys talking about a TFSA account? What accounts should I be using to not get taxed? |
| 9/11 happens again \nSpy: -.05 |
| Hi, I sold my calls too early |
| Why be a bear lmao |
| maybe we see double digit larry today |
| I mean personally on light SPY 757p weeklies because they’re discounted and this pump isn’t sustainable |
| “Iran says no talks are under way with United States after Trump calls off attacks.” - Reuters\n\nWell…duh. 😂 It was a pahmp Monday in the White House calendar so up we go. |
| To rope in retail, for new month resolutions, as a consequence of the 50th peace deal since April... |
| Ber saw MM buy a portfolio in a sell-off at max fear and thought “Yeah this is gonna keep dumping” |
| We really are gonna break ath today, huh? |
| #This market will NEVER drop you stupid fools!!! LMAO🤌 |
| The crashening |
| your doomed |
| You think it’ll fly? |
| Don't know if I should wait until after earnings to buy puts |
| Leopold rolling over in his grave rn |
| We are so back. |
| NBIS + 20% DAY |
| is it good when the call option youre holding no longer shows on the option chain |
| my AI gf says no sex unless I give her a new memory chip |
| Omg down 10%?? The horror!! |
| Memory Shrek time |
| Wait is this micron Google pump fake and we still bear? Or can I believe again |
| SNDKKKKKKK |
| SNDK was being suffocated by that 1275 resistance, to the moon now |
| Winning |
| what does that even mean? are you arguing just to argue?\n\nI just told you, you had 2 months of downside in these stocks. You could've made money by A) Shorting them since June and B) Buying them as they were red\n\nits so easy a braindead monkey can do it. glad you're too retarded to understand |
| SNDK calls gonna print |
| Picked up a few 130 calls. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5bz047tqq6hh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9746a15b225a70db951f8929eb9c1f34d9a7eb |
| If you are not worried about 12h changes you don't belong here |
| It's literally because everyone is expecting a dump lmao, you guys aren't wrong It's completely fake but they will be scumbags everytime and take your put money first |
| rddto to go back to 170 |
| Wanna thank my fellow regard about the IONQ play ! |
| an Iranian spokesperson just shocked everybody as he came out and said, they "Stand ready to suck anyone's penis" |
| What app is this ? |
| Yh they normally move together tho |
| What you got? |
| Live in San Francisco |
| There was a “deal” that Iran has no clue about |
| SNDK my my.. |
| You can’t make this shit up |
| Cifr 50 eoy |
| Becoming a bear is the first step toward povertymaxxing |
| My short got firm |
| Seems all those Neo clouds don’t need memory anymore |
| The dump isn’t coming guys you can stop asking, this shit’s only going up |
| Jenson, dont stop, i'm almost there |
| I guess the fed said somthing good sold my spx calls at 7 before work and when I went on break there 4gs now |
| Honestly so much money can be made if u time the memory stocks correctly 😭😭 |
| Everyone has a stack of money to buy the dip at all times, seriously a lot of people just got their paycheck a few days ago |
| Numbers on goychart say I get dopamine today |
| As a newbie, thank you so much for replying, I really appreciate it! |
| Depending on brokerage, it's where you actually buy the options. You'll need to edit your filters to show the 'greeks'. The main things you need are Volume, Gamma, and IV (Implied Volatility). Gamma controls the acceleration of a contract's value as it gets closer to the strike. If Calls have more Gamma than Puts for contracts at-the-money, it is a positive gamma environment which keeps upwards pressure on the price.\n\nYour puts rely heavily on IV/Vega/VIX. That's kinda what VIX is...a measure of how many put options are being purchased at a later date. More puts = higher VIX = higher 'fear'. This accelerates the price of puts. The opposite holds true for calls. A falling VIX will accelerate call price (to a certain point). |
| # NVTS GANG Members checking in |
| Which one |
| u mean call bait alert |
| Every damn time |
| I had a feeling everyone was silently bullish on MSFT after all the hate in WSB |
| hate to admit this as a bear... Tesla for the win today... erased my losses from the qqq crap price action in the morning. |
| Bears had two months to get their lives in order |
| dumped a bunch of 0dte QQQ 699s for $10 a pop on the open because I thought this was another fake cease fire.\n\n🤡 |
| Google calls to October 400 strike |
| Let's push 2% today QQQ. |
| Fair lol |
| Buy calls on every dip |
| "I got a great idea! Why don't you give me $3,500? Then, we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!" - obviously movie Vegas vaca quote |
| Went full port puts on semis and SPY. Back to war tomorrow 🫡 |
| Wrong answer |
| oracle up 6.7%? red alert, RED ALERT |
| Get em bols!! |
| Balls deep in PLTR for earnings 🙏 |
| THEY NEED TO INVENT AN ORDER ENTRY TOOL CALLED THE BERSTOP IT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL AND SO COVFEFE |
| I have no idea |
| down to 200 in my account what can i buy |
| # BEARS\n\n# LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| lets pretend this shit is going to drag forever and they wont be able to figure out any other new supply lines.\n\nthese arent data centers in space |
| So we have the deal , but Iran denies any talk. What a timeline 🤣 |
| B-b-but market only go down. Iwan and Earl. Were in a buwwble! |
| Why are we pumping |
| Gamestop is a ponz? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ugnxr7waq6hh1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=5bdf1acf34872b3b614d59ff725ae2c902aca294\n\n |
| Unless you pump my bags |
| If +1.2% days are flat I hope we have flat days every day lol |
| MU you are useless and have no hope in life |
| That aged well |
| Welcome to the beginning of the end. |
| Cxmt can suck my nutz. Yapping bout some factory then ain't even got funding for yet |
| Is the crash in the room with us? |
| The move will happen after my contracts expire worthless as it does every time |
| Down |
| dont listen to any retard on here or youre going to lose your 7k. lock the fuck in, do some research and figure out what to put it in yourself. dont be lazy or youll be broke and lazy |
| guys, today I am happy |
| In this market, I might just buy more RDDT calls. Seems like earnings dumps are all bought up. |
| Where is the retard that bought 5M NBIZ |
| https://preview.redd.it/y85diou6q6hh1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=00ab08e4b105c3b4eaec0a5ad92bd2508fc3748f\n\n |
| You just know SPY is gonna pump hard in 1-2 candles. |
| :rich: |
| Okay retards, up or down? |
| Is it crashing now? |
| why are neoclouds ripping? any news? |
| Bears literally prefer WW3 to gains, shame |
| Sndk earnings on Wednesday I think |
| You'll do exactly what the fuck you're told, solider. |
| So expensive tho |
| Sandisk green, Micron red. Why anyone would buy Micron??? |
| bought a put on MU this morning. |
| same |
| Goon lord |
| buying a little small puts as a hedge |
| No you see the last tech bull run ended and they rotated out, but now it’s a new bull run and it’s time to go all in on tech again |
| put bait alert |
| invest in anything 2 hours ago |
| I jack it to Kpop and Kdramas |
| All the news articles are reactionary lol the market decides what the news should be. It’s hilarious |
| Pltr call puts |
| Pull out now and do not gamble in your TFSA. If you lose you permanently lose your contribution room. Sincerely, someone who lost contribution room with options. |
| I bought 3 215cs for today lmao |
| semis are cucked rn barely moving only nbis is showing up not a good sign |
| AMD calls brother |
| Because a winner today is a loser tomorrow. Bank those profits in these crazy markets. |
| How about both and you're following along? |
| Its a great time to buy! (Puts) |
| Regartord |
| Yawn until you get drafted. \n\nI aint fighting for no fkn juices. |
| I’ll be brave 🙋♂️ still holding $210 calls |
| Using min value as bottom line is good when you want to show the changes and dynamic. It's just too different ways to use 0 or to use min value, there's no right or wrong option here. |
| I hope this shit stay flat as your wife's tits |
| why is mu so cucked |
| I thought the same. Too many bullish bullshit news |
| Dayyyyyyum |
| What’s the actual play right now. I have 7k I want to double |
| If you pay $100k a month for the T Social API, do you also get early access to when he goes on meme laden shit post sprees? Asking for a friend. |
| Np, hope that help |
| It’s gonna rocket cause they have to win back those gains |
| It’s insane how these prominent firms like “Deutsche Bank” release statements today saying, the tech bull run is just starting.\n\nLast week, they said money was rotating out of tech and were bearish.\n\nLiterally, purely reactionary, day by day. |
| a MONTH lol |
| Holy fuck my NBIS leaps going dicko mode |
| you don't realize. u shoulda gone short 10 mins ago |
| 🙌 |
| Lock in gains bro |
| I think they will do well but dump 🤔 |
| FALL SPY FALL |
| Lmao. MU 0dtes, played for 3 hours and ended flat unless it decides to move. Good day I suppose |
| so the talks aren't happening? |
| LameStop going down....who would have imagined that... |
| Everyone call Indivior's investor relations and tell them to merge with these knuckle sandwiches MOTHERFUCKERS |
| On a small account though and first month...guess what happened my first month with options, especially in the space sector in April/May? Amazing returns. Don't ask me about June and July... |
| Thank you |
| #STOP YOUR CRYING ITS A SIGN OF THE TIMES |
| GainStop 🐸 |
| I think you mean fall. Summer in general is hella green. |
| I did, my foot hurts |
| Dont be mad because you missed the guy the other day saying hes full porting because he had to wait for a table. |
| Yes |
| Can we stop fighting Israels war? \n\nGenuinely, without them SPY would be at 1000 |
| Sndk up 4% while mu just sitting in red |
| That turd META just recovered all the loss post-earnings. Cuckerberg didn’t even need his op-ed in this market lol |
| Nbis up 49% in 3 trading days.. |
| Go birds! I’m in the same boat lmao |
| MU do something |
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| Believe or not M.U Ath by friday (not financial advice) |
| Bag holders cry the loudest |
| bait? |
| What the fuck do you do that you could sleep until 12 on a Monday? |
| People really paid 100,000 for those tweets? |
| Is this a pump and dump or pump and pump |
| Me I think you will be the 🤡🤡🤡 when $MU hits ATH this month…get ready!! |
| Why are you guys selling your LEAPS? The company is back in favor people are going to be buying into this for months. Hold your winners yall damn. |
| Apple and MU deciding to be gay together today |
| you bought puts in a bull market? damn |
| Koreans outside the casino gates with rabies right now trying to get in |
| MAG7 probably going to cool off at some point now |
| So if stocks only go up and everyone knows that cause I’m the only one not making money, how do you even get opportunities like META MSFT GOOGL NVDA? \n\nEasier to just spew names and call me retarded though. |
| why is mu so geyy it should pump |
| They’re mustering up for another Kharg Island invasion |
| Good luck being broke |
| AMD calls = the freest money of all time |
| fuuuuuckin just sell the winners too soon let the losers keep losin im regartord |
| Yea lol me too but was working literally was gonna pounce on nvda 215C for aug 14 smfh |
| One of the few stocks that actually deserve hate ngl. Perma bull btw |
| Your sister, isnt she a MUllish |
| Yawn. ATH incoming. War is over |
| AAPL please dog hold the pumps ffs |
| Cheesecake Factory feels higher than a 6b company. Calls all day! |
| You will never see SPY 755 again |
| wish i bought more everything calls |
| Squeezing to zero |
| Cuz I stink at everything and I don’t trade I just decided to start today |
| When will the steam frame release?! |
| I didn’t fucking ask about your prediction. I asked if you sold and made your $6 |
| I truly believe that Apple and micron are down because I’m holding and that’s the only reason… |
| timber... \n\n |
| Ah, going with the old "selling your winners and keeping your losers" strategy. Not smart, chief. |
| What will it do tomorrow? |
| Why the fuck didnt you blow this 20k a week ago on the dip? And now youre chasing |
| Who’s still stuck at SNDK 2300 mu 1200 🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
| Thoughts on nbis earnings? |
| Are you his mom? |
| Okay I feel better now, thanks guys |
| Slept in and missed the pump, now what do? |
| That famous game company is finally squeezing |
| Bers suffer the worst attack since ww2 |
| Why yall hating on micron. |
| Yeah and mu is having a generational dump rn. |
| Because they made a decision to make more money. Customers left because it was a stupid idea or rather it was changing their service. People no longer wanted to pay for the service they were offering so now their only option is to squeeze existing customers more and more. It’s a terrible business model. \n\nI for one cancelled and haven’t missed it. |
| Man every American in a suit gonna be hyping Anthropic pre-IPO. Even Musk has kissed the ring. Riding the wave till IPO and then short Anthropic to hell once VC have shifted bags to retail |
| MU is so unbelieveably cucked |
| Please do. I'm down 80% on my puts |
| See that's the thing. Something *is* way fucking off. It's an open secret. And not a damn thing will be done about it, so sit back and enjoy the manipulation. |
| Ye me too, but it’s healing. I think it will still take time to ath. I take this +1% if it can stay |
| Monke still wants to be rich? Or just wants its money back |
| “Nothing gets through to Iran, unless we want it to, and nothing will get through, unless a Deal, or Total Surrender, is accomplished. Whether Iran wants to admit it or not, we are, in fact, talking of a solution to a problem that they have caused, for decades. It is very simple, IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON!” he concluded. \n\n \nPeace deal is off the table. Tehran will not accept not having Nuclear weapons. We might actually be at the start of WW3. |
| If we do 762 I'll send butt hole pics |
| Calls confirmed ty too |
| I'm so glad we have a deal sitting on the perimeter of a concept of a draft idea. \n\nThat's all the certainty I need! |
| Not even remotely true bro |
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| i think semis dump tomorrow wednesday is a crapshoot |
| I'd take that |
| This range between 74-7600 has got to be the some of the funniest shit to me, anything will send it up or down, as long as it’s range bound |
| 😂 |
| There have been multiple posts in the past few days hyping up this random ass stock. Next meme stock pump and dump it seems…. |
| Lottery ticket |
| Nothing ever moves organically and nothing ever happens lmao. Yaa I'm not fomoing to this low volume pump. Something seems off... |
| I like to keep an exact amount in my actively traded port. Whenever it goes above I deposit it to my savings and that’s my fun money. For the past 3 weeks I have had to crawl my way to back that amount by Friday just to lose big on Monday lmao. |
| Market god saved my fullport nvda puts at market open before sending it. |
| The new microsoft |
| Similar, but actually it seems like the Roth is better in some ways. However the tfsa you can take the money out at any time without penalty. |
| puts on Tsla and SpaceX are free money |
| To me first so i can review it |
| Hi I stink at everything but I have 20k to blow and need help deciding what to put it in. Very risk tolerant. |
| told you boys China the next big thing KWEB city and im the mayor |
| Delusional that’s why I keep timing the top😔 |
| probably its been so dumped it is due for a small pump in the short term |
| Times to switch to futures, then come back for options the last 30mins |
| Hey, Dookie and Nimrod were good shit |
| YES SIR IM HERE FOR THE MOON MISSION |
| Good at gambling apparently |
| I'm gonna go shower and think about MSFT |
| I cant believe, i have to get my news from Al Jazeera.\n\nAmerican Mainstream Media is an absolute joke. |
| APLD has been great since I bought it a year ago or whatever. I think it’s a great stock to be holding right now. |
| Super excited about all sectors pumping. I see signs of software rotation into semis first then space then bag7. Don’t miss out semis will run hard this month |
| If they have euv, there isn't much left for the west |
| I am average bought more google calls during that little "dip" this morning. |
| Nah. Army. |
| Maybe selling today? |
| Never thought I was sexist until I watched a YT clip about a woman talking about stocks. I just couldn’t take her serious. |
| Pichai fucks with a big dick. Jassy is average. Nadella can go suck a cock |
| You think it will go up? |
| What happened to all the weekend bears? |
| Warrrrrr. One of these times instead of announcing attacks he's just going to do it. The military is in place. As long as he keeps announcing it he'll taco. |
| **BanBet Error** — You already have an active banbet — wait for it to resolve |
| !banbet SPY 752 4h |
| *looks inside safe* cash gang checking in. Money still there 🙂 |
| Friday right after markets close: WITH HELLFIRE AND RAW FURY, WE WILL WIPE IRANIANS FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!\n\nMonday right before markets open: We have reached a very exciting PEACE DEAL with Iran and it's over, the war is finally over!\n\nThey're obviously just milking retail. |
| Uh oh Apple is starting to turn around short calls on spy now. |
| Wish I bought more rddt calls |
| well sndk is green skhy is kinda dead idk man for such a strong day i'd expect memory to put 8% almost like nbis is up 13% dissapointed for my memory bols |
| Full port grindr because the Mods said soooooooo\n\n\nTotally safe |
| !Remindme |
| All for 1.86% return too. Sickening |
| Classic! |
| threw $5k at PLTR for earnings coin flip. let's do some low stakes gambling. |
| AAPL recovering= reversal indicator |
| Tim Apple’s middle name starts with V |
| Ya, I'm cashing a bunch out to wait for Trump to inevitably mess everything up again. |
| R I P. Calls, specifically mine, are dead |
| Bers are you genuinely doing ok? I am actually worried |
| Bears hoping a social media post will save their portfolio 😂 |
| Pinned for the rest of the day? |
| Inshallah |
| Puts, sadly no puts today |
| if we pump spy to 760 i’ll send a feet pic |
| If chips/memory end green today I’m piling into soxl |
| I hate Green Day oh I meant the band |
| No fucking way we stay green until eod.. |
| Went there two days ago, food was ass and service was even worse they completely fucked up my order |
| appl at this price seems like a buy, no? |
| Dead bounce on appl or legit? |
| you know its bad when even a shitstock like MU is rising lmao |
| Wait wait wait, Ryan Cohen diluted the apes yet again??\n\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| Bear status? |
| idk man memory looks weak any nbis holders should have bought 145 but its fine could dip again |
| >Ngl the food was actually better than most “high end”restaurants ran by tatted up hipsters\n\nAs someone who worked there, it's good but not that good. lol\n\nAt least, not in Houston. The rest is super on point though. |
| Bears would bomb an Iranian oil facility full of children if it meant their $100 puts would print. Peace be upon us Inshallah |
| Can SNDK just hit $3,000 already, I want to be rich |
| Seen too many pltr calls in here…sold my spy calls , use the profits for pltr puts. Let see sum shake |
| If SPY closes above 756 today I can finally say goodbye to government cheese cheddar block I've been subsisting on since April. |
| MU is the next MSFT |
| Welp. My calls were way too short dated. Still down 47% from ATH. This pump didn’t save my ass. |
| Easy to do, as long as you’re taking profit better to sell too soon than get greedy and take an L in a market that makes no sense |
| go on, liquidate me fuckers |
| Got msft calls too late it’s not moving at all |
| The US not buying from cxmt, probably, but not others. |
| AMZN |
| smart thing to do |
| Bears are unbelievably duplicitous. |
| Yep!! |
| Full port cheesecake factory |
| Was also thinking the same |
| are we really reaching ATH today? i'm smelling a rug pull |
| True |
| Pleas fly again |
| This pump is disgusting . I feel bad for people holding puts. |
| ported my future down payment into MSFT at 370 and said if it grows then i buy a bigger house.\n\nNow i am just getting greedy and refuse to sell until it settles back at 400 |
| My retirement plan is dying in my office chair |
| I'm so salty lmfao. Had I held my MSFT and GOOGL, id be up a solid 10k right now.\n\nFucking hell |
| Man that is a healthy Roth, I'm jealous. I'm at 1/10th but that's what I get for ETFs and only maxing it the last few years! |
| My AI GF says she's being held hostage and the ransom payment is 10000 memory chips |
| Ni haowdy, partner |
| Man my RDDT friday calls are printing, lmao at the regards thinking it’d keep dropping |
| Recapping his huge golf victory |
| im entirely convinced this sub is 40% bots pushing sentiment, 35% real people who do no research into how the market works and just gamble, 15% actual retards and 10% people who want to actually make money. |
| Am jacked 🤩 |
| How is that possible when we had the idea of a perimeter adjacent parallel correlated overlapping framework of a concept? |
| Where's that Italian guy who bought the 3x NDX inverse etf |
| Don’t tell me you didn’t buy calls at open once again Anon, right? |
| ? Its a green day? |
| The obvious move is red tomorrow so it’s gonna be another super Green Day |
| Holy fuck dawg |
| I’m one bull market away from a house which means crash incoming |
| Dumping the DRAM for GRIND. |
| this comment made me buy puts |
| SNAP calls gotta be the easiest play of the week. Peak gambler's fallacy; I've lost every earnings play on them since 2021 so its bound to hit, Evan Spiegel is one of the worst CEOs in the game, and I like what I see from their creator funds and how A-List celebs and influencers are driving traffic to their platform + ads.\n\n100 8/7 $6.5 calls |
| i want to know who’s been shorting this all day 😂 |
| Why we pumping. What news came out |
| I have no marketable skills my only redeeming feature is my tiny wang |
| # BOMBING THE SHIT OUT OF IRAN: SPY -0.3%\n\n# CONCEPTS OF A DEAL: SPY +1.3%\n\n |
| Gains locked in 🔒 |
| Tell us more trillionaire |
| SPY new ATH EOW |
| Wait for me |
| Unicorn farts |
| IGBBMN |
| Between SNDK and WDC if either one stumbles on earnings memory could very well be done for the next couple of years. |
| Maybe I’ll blow my port on this me too |
| look at PATH 18 SEP 15c volume \n\nbuy 14c = easy $ |
| Larry Fink does not have "AI bags" ok. He has AI exposure and is an important American businessperson |
| We could easily solve the housing crisis by making high-quality mud huts in rural fields and fitting dozens of families per field. We could bring over people from remote tribes as consultants for detailed planning on how to build the sturdiest huts. Sell them for about $5-10k each. Let's get to work, America, and make housing more attainable to the masses in this manner. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. |
| I can’t take it anymore. Goodbye |
| all the regards thinking the long-time share holders were going to bail out at the first chance. \n\nthis stock will 10x for the long holders |
| It’s all fun and nice, but we want NVDA ath for maxximum bubble fun |
| So why exactly is everything rocketing to heaven? |
| Get off the weed man, those stocks all suck |
| 🥭 will say something soon. |
| This is so boring as I had no SPY calls. I'm officially bored |
| If America can print money to prop their market every other country should just print money and prop Bitcoin. The whole financial system is a joke. |
| Grinders you say? |
| Come on spy, let’s get a nice small retreat for more premium buying opportunities |
| SPY 760 please |
| I’m just happy to see the end of the self-congratulatory bubble posting so I can get back to enjoying my misery memes. |
| Damn man I been selling too early lately. I get scared to hold |
| Unfortunate. Deposit more and make it back 🙂 |
| Avg price target is 1500 |
| A 2% pump is bound to happen |
| *🤯* |
| Riding GOOG to Kharg Island 🚀 |
| boomer retail shares sure but it's still in all their tech/index funds. |
| Asstits going to the moon |
| SPY needs to stop lagging and go up and percent or so |
| Craziest shit would be if it ended the day red |
| Last time in my life ill buy tilray this shit always fading when i buy |
| Anything is possible in this simulation |
| SpaceX recovery begins for real this week HOES |
| Full port apple 0dte calls |
| solid DD, just bought some 0dte spy puts |
| 🫵🤡 |
| time to buy msft puts |
| to the right |
| Here come the angry bears. Just constantly pissed off day after day. They are immune to profits. They couldn’t profit from selling a fucking blanket in Antarctica. |
| Anyone actually shocked that SPY is up today? If you have been following the market this was insanely predictable. |
| have MU bulls suffered enough that I would consider buying now or at 750 ? |
| Why is the market about to break ATHs? Maybe it's just my life that sucks and everyone else is living in Utopia. Sounds like a me problem. |
| TFSA up 100% in a day lmao |
| Yeah i was buying at 175, 165 and 155. Wish i couldve caught 145 also. |
| 😂 the NBIS sub was filled with panic sellers |
| St0nks only go _ _. |
| Bears are making a goodbye letter |
| no drilling at all wow holy shit i guess we’re gonna go to ath and stay there |
| MU fwd pe 5.6? Thanks Korean for the dump |
| About 2 hour |
| BTC in my IRA?? |
| someone tell me when the ghey theta pin starts |
| The attack mago planned was on ber LMAO |
| # TO THE HEAVENS |
| Imagine this craters and we end red on the day |
| SPY is pumping mega caps because they.. increased capex... and made a lot of money... yet the cash flow is negative.. idk also hormuz is open and oil is free |
| \*hugs\* i sold a CC for 400 strike. expiring last week. No comment |
| That would be 38 for LUNR, and I don’t have much RKLB but it’s 147 |
| Might be a blessing for some people |
| Ok, is this AI or is this place real? |
| You saw NBIS at $146 last week and said “who buys this shit” right |
| If you are going to day trade, do it in your taxable account. \n\nWrite off the losses and margin costs \n\n\nCRA will come after your TFSA |
| It’s dumb only when you failed to profit from it. Which sort of makes you dumb |
| Tempted to move my 401k to a money market mutual fund here |
| the day i buy puts |
| Best day in a long time! Good to see everyone making money 💰 |
| Go lower micron so I can buy more! |
| If we can drop this fake pump facade and drill back to open it will cum BUCKETS |
| I like that |
| Apparently due to china threat, CXMT deciding if they are going to open second factory. |
| Big dogs selling on retail right now |
| why everyone spazzing out about cheesecake |
| 🤣 |
| New ATH for S&P500 today? |
| "Ya'll gonna make a new life for me."- Joe Jackson |
| AMD bout to crank dat mutha fuckin Soulja boy on Tuesday cuz |
| This is the dumbest shit ever |
| I sold 470k worth at $425 for a $50k profit and missed out on extra $66k |
| Top 3 US ETFs seeing inflows in the past week?\n\nSMH, SOXX, SOXL\n\nSource: Bloomberg |
| Dont complain for being poor if you dont full port poots here |
| How can their be a bubble? When we all know there is a bubble, the point of a bubble is you cannot see it. |
| ber anoose widening event happening rn |
| Real pump starts in 5 minutes |
| Nikkei Nikkei you're so fine you're so fine you blow our minds hey Nikkei |
| Forgive me father, for I have paper handed bag7 |
| Ill be okay just made a 8.5 percent return on a leveraged sandisk play and rotated into this |
| so a bear? |
| I full ported calls at the top |
| This is like $38 in real money. Cash oot and buy a few bags of milk |
| AI is not hype, and will need specialized hardware 100%. He has to be hedging it. |
| This train stops for no one |
| Meanwhile, my calls are so OTM it’s ridiculous. Like I still have a lot of time left, but damn. I would like to be in on the action too. 🥺😂 |
| I'm shocked this peace deal collapsed. |
| NO WAIT!!! |
| Yours |
| how you feel now?? |
| Blue! |
| He's the number 1 supporter of the National Retards Society. So, yes. |
| I work night shift and gamble in the morning with about 3 hours sleep each day…\n\nAt this point having 2 different baby mama might be more profitable than me |
| 30 bagger at 754. Just 1k this morning has paid half a yearly salary. By the gods! |
| Sold my msft a week too early. Nice to get rid of it tho |
| its 816 now |
| Can you read? Green days exist, not everything is based around the s/p, nasdaq is still down on the monthly chart, and you had 2 months of downside in indices and individual stocks to make a profit\n\nthe fact that you immediately start malding at the sight of a green day shows you are emotionally invested in ideas, not making money. go make sense of it some more while literally everyone else makes money doing anything at all. \n\nheres a clue, s/p spends over 60% of its time at ATH. that includes downside and bear markets. go figure right? stocks only go up. thats why when you see stocks like META down from 700 to 550, MSFT from 550 to 350, GOOGL from 380 to 330, NVDA from 240 to 190, and so on, you buy! \n\nAgain, you had 2 months of straight -1% drops at open every single day, and you bitching at the sight of the first green day.\n\nYou're genuinely retarded |
| Suboxone and baconators in my FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK |
| Need a 35 plus year old chubby girlfriend with a fat ass who is kind to animals and likes butt stuff |
| People have been posting DDs about MSFT in here since March, this pump did NOT come out of nowhere |
| if memory fails to impress on wednesday with sndk earnings are memory bols fucked |
| Is dude talking right now somewhere? |
| Prepare for Micron to trade between 813 and 815 until 10mins before close |
| I too am a schizophrenic assburger |
| Do you think JPow thinks about us? |
| Not 2 day, Kid |
| Why is memory sleeping |
| Why are we pumping |
| If all sectors are up it’s time to bet on who will go up and down. It being semis month as there are tonnes of strong er calls I strongly believe we will rotate into semis. As for $MU call me delusional I’m certain we will see ATH in August. |
| mu? 🥲 |
| anal ists |
| Why isn't oil down to ATL? He specifically requested it |
| Ban houses. If nobody has one, nobody’s behind. Crisis averted. |
| Q’s pulled off the road for a quick yank now time to get going again |
| Damn bro, could have just said the stock market is a scam to fleece retail, especially those that read the news and thinking logically |
| Please for the love of fuckig god let the spy pull back to vwap |
| Cramers saying it’s not a good time to buy |
| just bought 0dte google puts |
| You won't be paying rent either |
| there have been reports that many large holders shorted the public float to hedge their own unlocks, so it's neutral imo.\n\nthey are a capex spender, and are up because capex is showing roi |
| Not on national security grounds. CXMT just doesn't need to sell anything to them. \n\nThe domestic market is big enough that there's no need for CXMT to even think about selling to the rest of world until they can satisfy their own market at home. |
| Mango barking at oil Executives to get their retail prices down is actually really funny. |
| Jesus christ 😭 |
| so whats ur avg price |
| We trade 0dte, our puts our worthless. Best I can do is roll out to end of week. |
| Lots of retard strngth |
| Boomers dumping |
| i thought after the first explosion we’d be safe |
| Maybe in major western cities, the overall user base is tiny compared to Grindr |
| the MU hate is real |
| I'm old enough to remember that using technicals and fundamentals was a good way to pick a direction. With algo trading, any positive news, no matter how fake it is is a reason for pump. |
| And if I don’t see ya: good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight! |
| Put confirmed. Ty |
| I was told MU 1600 by analists |
| MU such a pos for not being 1000 rn |
| And thanks .. |
| Pltr bers getting that soft credit check by Karp , he knows yer SSN |
| try now |
| MUUUU |
| If you type these words you should step back for a bit. Maybe get back into Marvel movies or fantasy football instead. |
| Cramer is saying everyone is FLEEING AI. \n\n*claws at eyes* |
| Where can I see the options chain |
| What's your favorite color? |
| yeah, that one |
| Buying Meta calls when it dipped below 530 was the most free money ever |
| Unfortunately probably everything pump besides MU |
| Ok I got 10 spx 5750 calls earlier today and sold for a quick 50% gain. They're up 400% now. |
| I 👏🏻 WILL 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 LOSE 👏🏻 ANY 👏🏻 MONEY 👏🏻 ON 👏🏻 MY 👏🏻 754 👏🏻 PUTS |
| I sold intel at 43 for Netflix at 93 |
| holy shit goog calls are saving my port |
| I want to buy puts but I got no money |
| why would they do that |
| Damn my future is in the hands of the market makers. |
| “Absolute retard” “everything goes down since June” okay so then why is the S&P exactly where it was in June?\n\nAnd get your shit straight I’m bitching that the whole thing has recovered in 2 and a half days and not a single thing has changed in the narrative of anything |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| oh yeah i forgot about that. Got his hands in lots of pies like that michael burry bot post |
| spy 760 |
| # A LOT OF WATERY EYED SALTY BEARS OUT HERE DOWNVOTING IN FORCE BECAUSE FAKE INTERNET POINTS ARE THE ONLY THING THEY CAN AFFORD TO SPEND |
| it's griffin pumping his own bags bro |
| Yeah I sold my calls at open. Missed out on 5k. |
| People bought sandisk calls at 2000. |
| Bag7 🤌 |
| Vsat and spcx a thing? |
| The stock market isn't real, I live in a matrix alone, and this is all an elaborate means, used by sadistic overlords, to mock and torment me. |
| Did ya average down? My 9/18 calls looking good… |
| They have trauma and need mental health treatment. |
| totally planned to buy AAOI premarket but slept in. mfer. |
| deja vu |
| Common sense? In this sub??? To the dungeon with you! |
| thx |
| He already did just now, checm truth social |
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| Can someone make me feel less bad for selling 100k of msft @ 400 |
| I am 80% sure it will be flat tomorrow. Go for a spread, my wife’s boyfriend told me to tell you this is not financial advice. Thanks in advance |
| What specifically |
| MU's mother was a hamster, and father smelt of elderberries! |
| he sold bibles to make some extra money like he sold is gold phones too |
| Green Tuesday is coming |
| AI meeting at white house tomorrow with google, anthropic and others. |
| Memory peeps praying GOOGL and MSFT go down so money flows to MU and SNDK lol |
| The narrative is S&P ATH today. Algos are programmed to hit it today |
| unironically yes |
| guess so.\n\nI did fine on spcx and orcl instead |
| I SOLD ALL MY GOOGL THIS MORNING WHY AM I SUCH RETARD |
| Im getting greedy with my mag7s will see some today maybe |
| ahahahaha bers keep waiting on that 08 crash it ain’t ever coming ahahaha it feels so good making money |
| Too easy |
| "manipulation" "scam" "not legitimate"\n\nwhat the hell did you guys think the stock market used to be? a beacon of honesty and legitimacy? it was always this way lmfao |
| Can we start a ber relief fund? Asking for a friend |
| why not today |
| Bears, fries in the bag, now. |
| On Friday, my port was down 53% in a month. Now, it's only down 44% 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 |
| It’s just up and up |
| The United States Wall of Steel\n\nis this guy high or something |
| I bought calls for Wednesday, on Thursday. |
| I dont even know what this means |
| NVDA finally invited to the party |
| Coronary Artery Disease \n\nHe’s American |
| Clearly I missed something because all of the bubble pop narrative names are still down so where is all the fuel and exuberance coming from because nothing shows that those are out of the woodword |
| what a day! im so glad im long term and DCA'd. but i know damn well mango about to open his mouth and we dropping hard again soon |
| 763 for tommorow? |
| are you genuinely stupid?\n\nyou dont need to make money both ways every waking second. downside had a month of profit, all you had to do was buy puts or short stocks. \n\neverything goes down since June, you have 2 green days after and you sitting here bitching about wheres the money made to the downside?\n\nget a fucking grip lmao. absolute retard loool. |
| I'm bullish but who knows\n\nno position for me in it currently |
| I feel like not many people are talking about COHR anymore, or am I wrong? I feel like its a really strong company and also the stock survived the recent dips quite well and often was in the green when everything else is red, coincidence? also they are reporting in couple of days.\n\nAny thoughts? |
| Cramer said AMZN is a buy SELL IT ALL |
| Yah ok broski, just nonstop going up. Surely this time the deal will be real, and no friendly bombing this weekend. |
| Got $200, any lotto plays? |
| If you full port now.. the Algo will take the hint and reverse its gains lol |
| look at their little legs go. |
| Classic Me |
| Bers extinction moment of silence 🥺 |
| Buying and threatening to buy more. We’re all fucked |
| Bombaclart wallahi |
| maybe after AMZN and MSFT the MMs realized capex ain’t so bad |
| entire day of selling for gains and watching the strike go ITM 10 mins later\n\n$$$ |
| let me guess mango's bible |
| It’s ripping |
| Don't fight this brother. I've lost soooo much "damn, this shit's gotta bounce down at some point today" money it's not even funny. Watch the options chain. It tells the whole story. \n\nDealers are currently heavy positive gamma exposure. Pullbacks will be short/non-existent until that changes. Dealers are currently Negative Vega exposure. This will push price up on raw Gamma/Delta until VIX spikes. DXY is weakening. |
| That’s the kiss of death |
| It says im forbidden so I must not be a bear. |
| Bers left the building ahead of scheduled interview and can't be reached for comments at this time |
| what avg prices bro how down bad r u |
| Regardless of religion preference if any you should read the bible its a number one seller its really good |
| Nobody wants Apple right now |
| 4 straight follow through days after that bottom bounce would be incredibly short term bullish |
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| Also, if AFL could get back on the green bus, that'd be GREEEEAAAATTTT |
| LUNR RKLB it’s okay, take your time, you give me back my money when YOU feel comfortable, i can see you trying |
| Yeah, so even if you bought here you're still fine… it's at 815 last I checked. \n\nThat doesn't mean you *should* buy at 815, I just meant that unless you were retarded enough to buy even higher, you're still fine even though you bought after a 500% rally. |
| Oh I see, it's treated as business income. Good shout |
| what we thinking tommorow |
| Whats behind the google pump? |
| it's AAPL puts |
| Last week bers were celebrating. Today SPY will hit a new all time high. Go bear go broke. |
| 70 points up directly from 9:30 without so much as an even 5 point dip. What’d I miss? |
| …wasn’t BRK.🅱️ $520 earlier❓\n\nthis has to be a typo |
| SIMO pump after 1300 |
| I thought I understood this market, I clearly don't |
| > The decor is insane.\n\nit makes more sense if you remember their growth market is the middle east |
| As an ASTS and rklb baggie this pump stinks of a liquidity bait for space x dump day soon |
| Buy now now now! Will never be cheaper!!!! Presses Buy desk button |
| My 754p already toast gg |
| idk if SPY will hit ATH today, but it very well could close within striking distance to get there tomorrow. |
| Congrats, I hate you |
| Is $SPCX share unlock post earnings too obvious of a put trade? I keep going back and forth. |
| I feel so bad for people who dont do options... |
| PUMP |
| [bers, this is for you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuv5dElo8bM) |
| took my 60%. its getting too spooky yall. off to lunch\n\n |
| Dear Jesus \n\n\nPlease help these snarky bitch ass bears stop being so filthy and stinky \n\n\n\nThank you, bye 🙌🙏\n\n\nAMEN AMEN |
| it looks like its struggling stuck around 1250s-1260s i don't see 1300s today idk and spy close to ath even mu kinda weak if sndk earnings fail to impress it could get ugly |
| I'm already looking at tomorrow. |
| apples are red |
| sounds like you should have went with shares instead of calls |
| Suck on deeze rates |
| Team cuck is red ...on this day....lol |
| Dear heavenly father, if sndk stays up over night I promise I will start reading the bible more and stop wanking to porn all the time. Amen |
| In this economy? |
| No faster way to get rich 😄 |
| MU needs to stop being gay and go green already |
| I am attributing the market rally to Jersey Mikes |
| honestly I'd do both for AMD. For SNDK I am thinking calls |
| Looks like there’s still room for NVDA to drop before earnings report 😈 |
| Anyone shorting msft. Lmk so I can buy more stock |
| I mean do it. It's your money to lose. |
| 756 and still going . holy |
| the bros crying were the ones that bought before earnings around 170s 180s anyone that waited was fine |
| stop hanging out with the boomers if the freezerburn factory is in the top half of restaurants |
| Riiiight for sure it’s a casino but anytime it falls on something clearly announced or that happens suddenly it’s a legitimate instrument impacted by real world events. Money being made both ways? Show me where today, short side isn’t even allowed to get more than .08% longs magnificently don’t even need a 10 minute break to recharge like they would 95% of the other days of the year but go off |
| If it breaks out today I’ll sell some around 1290-1320 then hopefully it continues momentum and I’ll likely cut the position in half just in case earnings come out bad |
| BOOOOYYYYY I really shoul have sold out of my ASTS puts last week. EEEESHHH |
| I bought puts right now for Wednesday.\n\nProbably stupid, but the retard strength in the market seems unsustainable |
| It’s so easy to be a bull. When the market is red, you close the app and go outside. When the market is green, your money goes up. It is green more often than red. \n\nEzpz |
| Bears have gotten a single red 15 min candle on SPY today and it was a $0.70 dip LMAO |
| I indeed didn't get my butthole fucked today. Im good |
| Guh |
| I should buy some calls just so it tanks and I can break even on puts |
| Bounced off correction and now just on stupid mode |
| When I had calls on MSFT it either went sideways or even dumped despite whole market going for the stars. Now, after I lost money on this shit of a stock it caries whole QQQ, this is insufferable |
| RDDT was the easiest play ever. Bros were crying on Friday lmao |
| Now I see why people buy calls OTM.. holy crapola |
| My stocks are up 20% today and I am still down 20%.\n\nPerfectly balanced, as all things should be. |
| I do it for the team, I do it for the squad |
| The only reason its pumping is because people bought puts lol |
| MU and aapl? |
| 758 maybe |
| Getting a little too bullish in here right about now… |
| Out of nowhere MSFT finna hit ATHs. |
| I have never been more confident in my life that this is completely fake but absolutely no confidence in calling the rug pull location |
| At this rate my Optimus will have it's own Optimus |
| SPY only cares about going up today |
| nice job bruv |
| Take the 10x and laugh to the bank. |
| because stonks only go up, always have, always will. |
| We are hitting an idiocracy-level IQ honestly at this rate. \n\n''You can't possibly have written anything coherent without llm''.\n\nWhy not? |
| Ya'll about to get theta'd |
| Of course practically everything shoots up, except for AAPL. THE ONE GOD DAMN STOCK I WAS IN FOR CALLS😡🤬 |
| never going red again |
| i think this CRWV, IREN spike is a dead cat bounce |
| I hope so |
| <waved hands at the hellscape of 2026> |
| Spy calls tomorrow too? |
| Down 15k |
| especially if sndk dumps this week and earnings don't impress |
| GOOGL keep pumping for daddy. You have 390 in you. |
| Huh |
| Google was another one you could smell from a mile off and I stayed on the sidelines |
| We’re gonna be so fucking rich!!! |
| Rotation going on again.. from memory back to Mag 7,, |
| Selling grab puts out here |
| Friday calls for pltr?? Will it go up |
| Im imagining so hard it’s real! |
| I strongly suspect they rug some of the calls that have been building up since late last week. |
| Can’t wait for SPY to drop to 740 🥴 |
| This fake SPY rally is kinda nuts |
| I’ve got a feeling that I can’t shake off that it’s gonna drop like a rock today |
| **BanBet Created** ▼\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $745.00 (below) | $756.10 | -1.5% | Aug 6, 3:52 PM | |
| How tf am I red today |
| IS IT ALRIGHT IF I LOOK AT MY PROFITS TONE? |
| Nah we’re going to 560 |
| !banbet SPY 745 3d |
| Ripping but my entire portfolio is red. I really am retarded |
| Can aapl pump today? Asking for a friend |
| Same. I'm letting it go 520 no matter what |
| priced in, pretty sure. everybody knows he is lying and Iran didnt know anything about talks. its like the 30th time now he pulled this |
| My spy 752 puts are about to be toast unless SPY decides to bear down |
| Second house in Switzerland lmao. Gotta rat hole that money |
| So it's put right, I can go all in puts |
| Ballsy try not to blow it all up. |
| their pipeline is much larger than Ozempic, but point stands |
| so a months of red has been wiped out because ? |
| spy to ATH was not on my bingo card for today |
| buy calls when it green and buy puts when it red actually make you money most of the time believe it or not |
| will google hit 380? lets find out!!! |
| Love volume pumps are the worst |
| Iran denies any talks at all with U.S. Says strait will remain closed. Source -Israel Times et al. Orange infuriated threat posting on T.S. Hang on to your horses. |
| PLTR gonna pump on earnings because of corruption, right? i mean it's right out in the open, isn't it? |
| A bird in the hand etc. etc. Take profits, buy the (inevitable) dip. |
| when you gonna sell around 1400 you gonna hold for earnings |
| i see none of us have learned our lesson and are being greedy instead of cashing out🧌 |
| Remember when 2021 a condo was 200k after being 1.2 mil and by 2022 it was back to original price in the middle of that “recession” |
| i'm up 23% YTD... stop playin with me YALL GONNA GET THIS WORK |
| spy 760 aight recession over lads |
| Completely unhinged path to 0.04% gains on the Nasdaq over the past 30 days. |
| Pltr +10% |
| how much more time before it pumps spy almost at ath |
| All time highs I guess LOL |
| SPY 800 EOY STOCKS ONLY GO UP |
| Sell them |
| these are the stupidest days |
| TALKS ARE GOING WELL AND WE WON THEY TOLD US WE WON AND THEY DIDN'T ITS DUE TO THE WEAVE I BOB AND WEAVE AND THEY COULDN'T HANDLE IT. |
| So crazy how these “advanced algorithms” A: still believe this dipshit B: only react to the good news and ignore said news complete reversal hours later. |
| Well I have my own subscription so it hasn't affected me at all. |
| If you're holding puts...now is the time to roll them to later this week. Don't expect any type of violent reversal today to save you without something really black and swan-like happening. |
| Highest I could see this week is \~1600 if they really surprise with earnings, I’ll probably be completely exited out before that happens though |
| BEAR EXTINCTION EVENT |
| almost bought QQQ 696 call this morning but i was like no way that will happen 🤡 |
| Bullishhhh |
| its probably delayed. also MU is one of these stocks that most of the people are eyeing. I feel like its better to invest in everything around something like MU in times like these. but I think it will pump regardless lets give it some time. |
| **BanBet Won** — /u/mightymikek7 (1W - 1L, 50%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▲ | $741.19 → $756.01 | +2.0% | 1w 6d | Won | |
| My spy calls I bought at open are up 2000% lmao |
| what a great monday |
| jfc stop with this stupid font. |
| This is fine |
| This is hilarious \n\n\nI hope all your puts rest in piss, like I did last night |
| This is a literal clown |
| Should have bought |
| No that stuff is worth more that whatever cad is |
| As someone holding aapl calls. I second this notion. |
| Honestly wtf is going on? Not one pullback? Trapped in these puts |
| META casually recovering all losses lol |
| Maybe and taking Tesla with it |
| DT said no war... |
| SPY ➡️757 |
| Spy is up 10% in 6 months.\n\nOur National Debt is up 10% since Trump took office. |
| junk scam companies |
| Apple 💀💀💀 |
| Strap in GOOG hodlers the ride is on again |
| https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/trump-says-iran-talks-take-place-monday-sets-no-deadline-deal-2026-08-02/\n\nI do wonder if this will affect the direction of today’s market |
| picked up big positions in AMC and CNK |
| Time to rotate software back to memory. With the Beijing negotiations coming up next month, banning memory chips should be on the table |
| 🤓 |
| # AND JUST LIKE THAT \n\n# SPY HAS TAKEN OUT 2 MONTHS WORTH OF SELLING IN 3 DAYS AND IS ON TRACK FOR IT'S THIRD HIGHEST CLOSE EVER\n\n# TEENY TINY LITTLE BABY STEPS DOWN\n\n# ELEVATOR RIGHT THE FUCK BACK UP |
| Damn they hate Apple more than I thought |
| 😂 |
| +2% day confirmed 🚀🚀🚀 |
| why is mu and sndk struglling |
| who gives a fuck about your bullshit legitimacy\n\ncry more and get the fuck outta the casino\n\nmoney is being made both ways while you bitch and moan about scam markets or whatever the fuck you think is going on\n\nget your money up retard quit thinking its bad for your brain |
| It’s like watching children dictate the fate of billions of people \n\n🥭… just be honest about the cost of victory without rubbing their nose in 💩 \n\nIran… just let him have one… everybody knows.. |
| Can we get a +20% day in this B-otch? |
| No. |
| # IMAGINE SPY 760 while MU 760 also LMAO |
| Imagine holding puts right now |
| Double tapped? |
| We |
| Apple has decided to rape me today |
| man 10x is good, dont worry |
| People wonder what the world would look like if Germany won World War 2. Well right now this is what the world looks like if the Americans won. |
| Elon showing once again that fairy tales can’t take you to mars, but they can sure burn shorts. |
| The average person is *shockingly* dumb. |