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| I promise you, you will regret it when it’s all gone. Take 10 out and play with the rest. |
| Most people think I’m wealthy and successful. Reality is it’s all borrowed debt with extremely high interest rates. |
| For real, make it pull back...pleaaaaase .. |
| Only terminally online people think that |
| Please sweet, 8lb 4oz, baby Jesus. |
| META 1000 when? |
| Cmon $BITF you are actually building something not like those OKLO turkeys that have an idea for a concept for a plan. |
| anytime anyone ever says this, TSLA fcking moons |
| Always lands and tips over, be warned |
| That is hilarious 😂😂😂 |
| Tesler just entering its winter arc of fraudulent pumping and you’re buying puts? Smh |
| I don’t think so. After the call this thing could ride. Fantastic financial overview with no debt on the balance sheet. Renewals at an all time high too. |
| Love the "total *Investments*" including house equity |
| not bad service titan not bad. I had a really good week due to MongoDB. Cya next week gng |
| I had this crazy idea to combine UPRO and XDTE with SPY puts purchased off the weekly XDTE dividends as a hedge. I ran the numbers, how it would behave in drawdown, and realized; Ok, this is essentially just buying VOO, but with massive expense ratio. \n\nOh well. Back to the drawring board. |
| OKLO? You're shocked by OKLO raising funds? The company has zero revenue and 10 years to a product. Don't put your dick or money into stupid. |
| Big selling pressure tomorrow |
| LOL |
| Check out rightmove if you want to buy another business that could get completely wiped out by AI.\n\nenjoy |
| ssshhh just wait for it to settle down and buy LEAP calls |
| Can you guess which two of these are on my buy list? |
| OKLO share offering |
| Elon musk has small pene . Tsla overvalued |
| Would you like to see my Lego collection? |
| Wish I would’ve held my META calls. Would’ve been up bigglllyy also added MSTR calls to my “Watch List” on Monday but didn’t pull the trigger. There up 138% currently 🤦 |
| The 180 pin never fails |
| Sometimes when i think this the last year or so it goes up... no rhyme or reason to that stock |
| is a small dilution of 4.15%, nothing to worry about, overreaction to the news as usual |
| First time I’ve been hims hype here in about a year |
| https://preview.redd.it/eagmpkgxj95g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7373ab83ce0428768ff64873dd400ae314d10dde |
| 180 |
| My bad, should have clarified, more than daily avg |
| $69 so I’m fucked |
| Well, fuck me for not pressing that buy button on ASTS calls few days ago. At least I have RKLB stonks and long calls |
| I want to hear from womens |
| LCID!!! |
| The numbers will be cooked |
| Reinventing the headphone? |
| The ai hype is over\n\nBers \nHave \nWon |
| Congrats to all the new tsla baggies. Tomorrow will be ugly for the stock |
| Ooooo my feelings are so hurt\n\nGonna wipe my tears away with the money I make by knowing how the Greeks work and not having to ask brain dead questions like the one you had |
| teach me your ways... down 2.5k to my last 3 hundo... |
| Over the ear audio |
| HIMS to $67 EOY🫦 |
| Nice observation. A lot of what we thought five years ago turns out to be pure shit |
| why google |
| I found a new strategy that I want to try out. I will buy a stock on one platform and short ot on the other. Let's see if the market makers screw me on both ports. |
| SOFI can honestly go fuck themselves |
| You remind me of my sister |
| Fuckin of course I didn’t do it. I’m a clown |
| 🔥 |
| My portfolio looks like a Jackson Pollock painting done by a depressed toddler. |
| For SMCI my theory is HPEs report dumped them. DELL down too. |
| Why hide everything on your profile just curious.\n\nYou said QE is duration buying which they will as well. In fact they are already doing that as we speak with rolling Treasuries towards duration that is at odds with duration of outstanding.\n\nPlease tell me you know this lol. |
| i'll bring the ketchup |
| I just wanted to see if he was good after having leveraged gold shorts when gold mooned last week. |
| IOVA? |
| Don’t judge me off my penis size. Or my net worth. Or my trades. Or my job. Or my car. Or my lack of friends. But especially the penis size, that one is important |
| Silver acting like a meme stock |
| Like USA vs Venezuela, or like Russia vs Europe? |
| Get a license plate frame and pretend to have class. Can’t believe all you tards driving a nice car without a LP frame. Just a piece of stamped metal from the state screwed to your nice car. Spend the $10, Jesus |
| Well, I can say “Φάε τον κώλο μου, αργόσχολε” in Greek with beautifully authentic sounding sounding r rolls which technically means eat my fucking asshole nerd |
| I haven’t shit right since Thanksgiving |
| i loved that movie |
| Moves? Figuring out who bought 100,000+ share of $CLMT right before close… no one is *that* into lubricants and biofuels. |
| Wait until it hits $900 in two weeks |
| I was going to break the ice, but you already melted it 🥵 |
| Remember like 5 years ago everyone was like learn to code because truckers will be out of the job. Complete opposite 😳 |
| ‘I think I’ve seen you in a dream before’ works pretty well. Or if it’s been a while ‘this sexual tension is killing me’ |
| wouldnt say big, it was slightly more than yesterday though |
| Sofi I forgive you if you get added to Spy tomorrow |
| Where is the guy who had an aquarium that had spy up and spy down postit notes amd then the fish decided how to bet |
| Been hearing that for a long time. Meanwhile bears missing gains daily |
| Seems he sold calls, so if the share price rise he's losing money becuse he will have to sell at a lowet price. Hope i'm not mistaking |
| Ok and why |
| This one different hahah |
| what’s your best opener when you match on Hinge? |
| I want to seize the moment, and also escape the influence of AI. |
| NVDA 190 or 150 tomorrow |
| -2% for QQQ tomorrow, but with a bounce back and close around -1% 😤 |
| App? |
| Nothing seems capable of stopping this bull run, but if the interest free money goes away, there’s gonna be lots of selling or at least that’s what basic logic would dictate. Who tf knows though maybe the hedgies will find a new source of fake money |
| You should totally investigate why the chair broke to a hilarious degree. |
| scam altman going bankrupt |
| Would you rather ot fall in the water? |
| Pls put $100k in and report back to us |
| Not after US Senators tell NVIDIA they can't sell their H200 and Blackwells to China anymore, lol. More likely NVDA hitting $170-$178 tomorrow |
| That’s kinda cool ig |
| https://preview.redd.it/ss153fd3j95g1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e23dae81bb1cd19bb4814159119a231fa9ca32fb\n\nNext stop 400k baby |
| There are no women on Reddit\n\nBut even if there were, they would all know the difference between were and we’re |
| You think thats a pump? |
| $1.5b public offering. |
| $POET has been a Santa gift this month |
| Anthony “fat cuck” Noto diluted LMAO |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/Bmjw14xmrX\n\nWell well well |
| No fucking chance after that dilution, crooks |
| Fuck sofi. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bi5107gzi95g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=551edead0936602feda7b44ca7f4a61b305cdba5\n\nFuckin hell yeah |
| this is what you would do with a million? jesus |
| ah well that settles that then |
| Oh |
| Yes |
| It’s a legal gray area in the same way that many small to medium sized companies smashed and grabbed the Covid PPP loans. Legal at the time! Remember 2022 when they all started getting slapped with fraud charges and going to jail?\n\nMost of the big companies got away with it but if I was Joe Schmoe I would not be fucking with this AT BEST legally nebulous activity.\n\nIf the feds want to find a way to charge you for fraud, they absolutely will find some law you broke.\n\nAt minimum google will find out who this guy is and ruin his life. I bet he’s excited about this now but this will become his biggest regret eventually. |
| No way I can go 3 days straight GREEN.. |
| What does AMd trend shows.. going down to 203? Or 230 |
| Indeed. I'd almost never make a move like this on my Schwab account, but that also means the gains in that account will always be a lot smaller (but also the losses). Which is totally fine, they're made for different things! |
| Now watch it burn |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Whoa whoa whoa whats with all the hostility. Didn't know all the big Ds were in the room. Sheesh |
| No |
| Better. |
| What strike? |
| I have 5 eggs left. Hurry. |
| I sick at remembering names. I think they can be set to show names via facial recognition |
| Is meta chart frozen? Mine isn’t moving \n\nOh wait, big volume today and it somehow ended flat since the open, wonder why….. |
| ### Only thing that can save my booty is SOFI being added to the S&P..dear lord jeebus make it so! |
| Guys I think u/barbellpadawan died https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/bS65nqEzhT |
| You are bothered enough by them to comment on them you fucking retard. \n\nSo yes. You do clearly think about them. 🫵🤡 |
| 1) Be elected Fed chair \n\n2) Stop reading |
| You 12? |
| It is in middle America where most ppl make like 45k a yr |
| Yeah I threw $1500 at some calls before close for the hell of it, consensus seemed to be a beat - and they even beat that (consensus was a beat at .91, came out at 1.01 EPS). Maybe guidance was bad, not sure. \n\nThis was a true gamble on my part, but I only use profits to make plays like this 🤷♂️ (so my $8500 in profit will likely now be only $7,500 for the day).\n\nOh well. |
| He said if you give 400,000 handies at $20 a pop behind the Wendy’s dumpster you make $80k |
| Do you remember what happened last time you tried to think? That cat will never grow all its hair back. |
| Ok |
| Rklb making a comeback this week. |
| We thinking SOFI for SP500 inclusion tomorrow? |
| So the micron is still cyclical cause we know eventually there may be a slowdown in HBM? Isn’t that a lot of industries. |
| I just slammed a 20oz bottle of mtn dew Baja blast on my lunch break. Preparing for sugar crash in 3...2... |
| Bumper stickers yes or no |
| I mean it depends where it's located, because 80k/year definitely isn't "cushy" in a lot of places |
| so what is the idea |
| You should be like me and watch your rare earth stocks shoot up 50% and then watch them collapse to -40% because of Trump’s trade war business \n\nI knew I was gambling. Hopefully you do too |
| Chocolate even! |
| You post a screenshot of 1000x on SPY 0DTE |
| Recover from a hangover |
| That would be smart but then I wouldn’t be posting here would I? |
| The movie Small Soldiers is gonna be a documentary at some point. |
| On a Friday?! Good luck with that |
| Wendys |
| I didn’t realise how bum fucked small cap ai stocks got during that dip |
| lol I’m too old to spell boy that way |
| 2 chick's at the same time |
| oklo shot in the backyard |
| True regards! |
| Short sofi? |
| What did you say I missed it |
| I dumped them at market open for like 20% gains ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯\n\ntoday was boring as fuck tbh |
| Unfortunately I was born into poverty |
| So messed up, people go crazy for robotics but ignore amzn, then cloud services looking good again potentially, but not for amzn, so fucking over it…. Why does amzn trade like a fucking dividend stock but somehow is a mag 7 after being up 4%ytd?????? Rant is over |
| Probably stroke the niner a bit |
| Whats it mean to "stunt on deez hose"? \n\n\nHow can I do this with my options? |
| This day flew by with work\n\n# What a wasted day 😠 |
| That wasn’t enough of a run already? |
| What are your moves tomorrow, December 05, 2025 |
| One of them sold me $30k in calls a couple weeks ago that were up 30%. |
| Imagine working |
| # Awwww, crymore? LMFAOOOOO |
| That you bigcaroboi? |
| Same |
| Your brain is liquid |
| Bezos got out at the top and sailed off into the sunset with his big booty latina succubus and leaves poors bagholding hoping to capture previous glory. |
| it's a share offering dude |
| That’s never been a problem for me |
| I love how I gave a solid idea for new grads for an easy cushy 80k per yr job and ppl said oh that's nothing bro. Ok suit yourself, go work at mcshits or sit in your parents basement , idc |
| These people will eventually get completely assfucked by the SEC or IRS. They are watching. In a couple years they will get a weird piece of mail with a federal agency emblem on it and their life will rapidly speedrun levels of complete financial ruin, each one worse than the last \n\nThe government does not like shit like this and they WILL get you unless you are rich enough to escape.\n\nRemember all the medium sized businesses that got COVID PPP loans only to get absolutely railed and jailed by the government for fraud a couple years later while all the big Fortune 500 companies got away with it?\n\nYea same thing here. This bet will be this guys biggest regret in a few years lol |
| Sofi down? |
| All these offerings probably mean hawkish comments despite the rate cut. |
Found it\n\n Just a moment... www.streetinsider.com |
| Their greed sickens me. They’ll be here for months trying to pump their bags. |
| Is there any use for meta glasses other than tiktok pranks? |
| Well spoken. Nice play |
| Sell that shit and take those gains |
| Reminds me that I need to do another watch and actually finish the series this time. Didn't make it past Season 3. God I hated Will so fucking much that kid sucked! |
| Gyna are not using latest and greatest chips anyway |
| CRCL calls |
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| Yes, I'm also aware of that war. But I believe another one will begin. |
| The only thing magnificent is how AMZN holds onto life despite yearning for a red death |
| Chopping up premium. |
| The oracle Nancy Pelosi earlier this year from this sub |
| We should be worried about the institutions financing these agreements. At least in juurope Buynow paylater is not a credit product - so banks need not to report it as such. I heard of a guy with 30 such agreements lol. I mean its a dream come true for the poors |
| If the world doesn't get nuked my portfolio will |
| Puts have such a high premium, Elon can pump at will. Frustrating that no decent way to bet against them even though the company is way overvalued |
| Fucking SOFI. $1.5b now, $862mm couple months ago. What are you building?. Did the new AI financial services company and HOOD scare you? Prick bastards. I lost $50k in the past few minutes. |
| You have Congress hell bent on preventing $NVDA chips to China. I wonder how many of those members believe we're in an AI bubble or not. |
| I was wondering the same thing |
| 🤣 bad wording, I admit |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| one thing to save the bears now:\nBad PCE number tomorrow |
| Ok cool, what company? Now what’s their stock price/company valuation? OHHHHHHH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT 🤯 Congrats, you are officially a michael burry cock gobbling dumbass. So.. At least the cack in my mouth is making me rich 🤧 |
| Hi u/31andnotdone were the last 2 people on earth are we reproducing or nah |
| I would hope so after 17 years |
| You think the possible rate cute next week will what then? (Hands over thinking cap) |
| It came 😂 |
| Do they make special toilets for dudes so that your dong doesn't hit the toilet bowl when you poop |
| Share offering |
| You want us checking out your tool, huh? |
| OKLS |
| Idk but 350c leap for next year Dec is pretty cheap |
| how limp is this market |
| Share offering, dilution |
| Shouldn't naked short OKLO. I never learnt. |
| It's always the people with 17% or even less. I'll never lose control like that! |
| Rbrk still cheap |
| I overheard the SOFI board specifically signaling you out and laughing their asses off before the announcement. |
| OKLO shot in the face |
| maybe |
| Share offering |
| Holy barcode 1 week chart on the index |
| surely you sold your ASTS calls |
| Should we be concerned about Apple pushing Buy Now Pay Later so much now? |
| Offering |
| Why not buy calls a little further out, avoid that crazy gamble of a week yk? |
| How much do they charge a company? \nIm guessing the bigger it is, the more expensive it gets? |
| Share offering... Pump and dump |
| I have to disappoint you. Nobody really likes you out there. |
| Offering |
| total AH fuckery - I don't trust it one bit |
| I have qqq calls expiring next week… how gay and flat is this market gonna be now |
| Im starting to think amazon is not so magnificent anymore |
| Good point. Can't wait till that happens so I can get in |
| that’s fine, just need a temp boost after the fed decision cause I bought today |
| total AH fuckery I don't trust it |
| who knows, itll probably go back up though |
| What some call conspiracy others call truth |
| Meta gave me new funds to play with. Now in hood Google and qqq calls for next Friday |
| Were you thinking about them when typing that? |
| Why is SMCI -1%, Dell -2%, and OKLO -5% Ah? |
| Sitting pretty in XDTE, feasting on gamma and WSB tears without actually having to sell 0DTE cc’s. I got a guy for that. |
| so calls ? |
| Couldn't find news. Maybe profit taking |
| big gay |
| Hey all me & some of the guys here on WallStreetBets are thinking about throwing a big welcome party for Kevin Hassett\n\nLet me know if you want an invite or want to plan the party details |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/HatInThePat made a bet that SPY would go to 735.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 675.58 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| why the AH drop? |
| If you want to be *Mr. Technically* in this bitch you should consider channeling that energy into learning how options and Greeks **technically** work. |
| Bro you’re drunk I responded to your comment about QE over a duration and I never said that. Now your on about ample reserves which I have been saying they will maintain this entire time. Keep moving goal posts. Hoser\n\nYou’re the loser, you can’t even get anyone to agree with you. |
| Honestly what’s wrong with AMZN? |
| Not nice bro |
| do you mean whom'stve ever? |
| Don’t think anymore |
| I have become a conspiracy theorist and this is why gold is up |
| There has been a major war in Ukraine for a while now. |
| Loss is accrued, OP will take it later. |
| i did and was down 6k until today ;\_; |
| Haven't thought of that option yet 😉 |
| WTF - why? |
| Much smaller. I stay in bad trades too long because I'm on a cash account, so there's always the feeling that if I take the loss on a trade, that's it. Can't use those funds to reverse with the trend. Zero discipline and swinging for the fences I guess. |
| Europoors are obsessed with Americans. We don’t think about you guys at all |
| listen his name is Kevin Hassett not Kevin Hliability |
| shoot good call, what else u got lol |
| OKLO -5% AH\n\n Just a moment... www.streetinsider.com |
| Nice Tool Bro. Can it vibrate as well? |
| Rklb |
| SPY doing the same dance all week is just insane to me. This has got to be the biggest setup for a mass liquidity. 9 to 12 percent down in a day I'm thinking |
| You know no one respects you at work when after working here 2 yrs, you go on your lunch break and when you come back someone's in your spot. Especially considering I park in the same spot daily. |
| I don’t want to check it out |
| It’s morphin time |
| Name a large company that does not have an EA with MSFT. Any company that matters will have E3/E5 by default. |
| Wish I sold calls on SOFI but I don’t know how that shit works. |
| Okay $SOFI I didn’t care about retirement anyways |
| 😭 😭 |
| double it and you'll have a more accurate estimate |
| Wherever mentioned New Fortress energy afew days ago I owe you a beer 🤑🤑🤑 |
| It's a fruit company that don't got to worry about money no more |
| End of January is in 40-50 days. Your position is 5-6% otm. Extrinsic value will be aggressively smashed until expiry. \n\nIt’s getting to the point where you need violently green moves in a short amount of time. \n\nIf the market doesn’t move fast enough you’ll look up in 30 days at a position down 70-80% |
| First SYM, and now SOFI is doing an offering. 10% of my holdings are fucking me. |
| i bought me some leaps then |
| I bought puts on Monday |
| 280k spy candle right after futes close hmmmmmmmmmmm |
| is always amazing post like this happen after a stock goes up like 30-50%, ur supposed to buy b4 the run up |
| There will be more volume in this chat then in spy tomorrow |
| The year is 2028. Your GWEN-generated AI girlfriend is trying to get you to buy Hims. |
| Guys, I created a tool to analyse retail sentiment for myself. I wanted to have a tool which analyses the retail sentiment vs the fundamentals of the stock, I was tired of checking what the company was doing, what its financial health was before taking a decision. Let me know if you want to check out the tool and give me your insights into how to make it better |
| Remind me of Yelp, many small restaurants were bullied by them, their ranking algorithm will display bad review on top by default if owners don't pay, I hope they go bankrupt soon. |
| I increasingly believe that a major war is about to begin, unfortunately. And I think the rare metals sector will appreciate significantly. But I wanted to take advantage of a good opportunity. |
| WTF is SMX and why is it not SMCX I will give you my C, free. Damn.. if it was only a vowel. |
| I have morphed into an SPY 0day and shall expire worthless. |
| American investors have become conspiracy theorists. Hence why Gold is up |
| BRO what is oklo, holy shit glad i sold at 112 lmao |
| Wow AMZN does suck. Every fucking day my girlfriend has a new package on the porch from them. Despite taking all her husband’s money, they still can’t perform.\n\nCalls on HIMS. |
| Where did you even hear about NBIS |
| We meet outside the CME datacenter Wednesday nights. |
| Classic China pump and dump |
| Theta day, your positions are ghey |
| I need a 3% move to feel something |
| I always take big profits. I’ve missed out on multiple 6 figures, but I haven’t crashed my portfolio and there is always another trade.\n\n10x or more my portfolio in the last 3 months. Take profits and play up to your risk tolerance |
| I almost bought that shit too. I learned from bbby 😂 |
| I sold my calls right on time |
| I dont think that was the sofi announcement people were expecting |
| Got out in time. Rotating to SOUN |
| I just checked ORCL stock for a laugh, not only is it DOWN since that 35% rise in one day after earnings, but it's down 10% since BEFORE the earnings pop, meaning a 40% reverse since the high with SPY near all time highs... painful? |
| Russia Ukraine peace, Gyna deal, and new Sydney Sweeney nudes overnight and we will have a historic green day tomorrow |
| Not wrong |
| This SPY 685 top is legendary. Will test it 150 more times but not go back to 680 once 😂😂 |
| what’s your TP |
| LUNR? |
| Why is OKLO dumping? |
| A lot of stonks pumping probably until fed rate decision and then will sell the news. I hope I’m wrong… |
| NBIS was my highest performer this yeat. OKLO is too high now. Risk/Reward is difficult to measure with OKLO |
| Amzn get your ass to $250 already you fuck |
| Hey same but opposite |
| It was slightly green and the mood's like a funeral home in here |
| "no extra cost" is just inaccurate. Just because a tool is *bundled* into another license doesn't make it free. |
| Unlikely the same place, I work for a private company. |
| https://preview.redd.it/fr7extwzf95g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b176723aadb14bf09c47dd27555c2beea3317d |
| No fed cut would do that |
| Throw avgo in there while he’s at it, I swear avgo immediately tanks every time I buy it |
| Chronos. Very important figure in Greek mythology |
| All my comments are still here for everyone to see. What lies and disinformation I have said. I have provided links for data backing up everything I have said.\n\nYour comment is spreading lies and disinformation about me |
| Good idea |
| I’m not worried about hood, it dropped like 30% from 150, was bound to recover \n\nBut trash like rigetti flying is sus |
| Healthcare industry summarized\n\nDad had a stroke\n\nSubacute rehab approved till December 7th\n\nDecember 4th - “we may need to re-evaluate” |
| Only thing more wretched than the team is its stock |
| We just rats fighting over scrapes 60k sighs |
| Hot girls: the backbone of any modern society |
| id only buy above 90 dollars |
| More femboy |
| Spy 710C is gonna expire worthless unless you bought it far enough out at which case theta is going to destroy that heavy as premium. wtf 710?! |
| The Greeks will tell you why you lost 10%. If you don't know how to do the math, plug them into a calculator or Chat. \n\nI'd assume theta is high because that's fairly deep OTM. |
| Tell me more of a shitco portfolio then these companies.\n\n \n$AMZN = WORST STOCK IN THE LAST 5-7 YEARS.\n\n \n$PYPL + $XYZ/$SQ = SHITCOS.... |
| santa incoming 🎄🎅 |
| This Rugpull is gonna be legendary. |
| A +2% day tomorrow and I quit options forever |
| This does not apply to Ameregards |
| I’m a raging bull, however… something feels OFF about today heading into tomorrow. I can’t be the only one??? |
| BREAKING: stock market is higher today than before the ‘08 financial crisis |
| Elon will say ai will jerk you off something to keep it up.. |
| Welp you’re actually retarded then. \n\nSee you on the other side |
| 5 years of SHIT.\n\n \nLiterally SO FUCKING ANNOYING.\n\n \nWORST COMPANY EVER I OWNED $AMZN GO $250 SHITCO |
| Why waste all that capital on shares? You could just buy 160 calls and make as much on those 16k shares with 1/4 to 1/3 of the funds! Save that capital for $WEN and $JACK collect the dividend and triple your money with those shares! |
| Freedom |
| Anyone know why ENVX surged this week? I do. And I knew it 20 hours before Wall Street figured out the dog whistle. Stay engaged, my friends. |
| What is dead cannot die |
| What? |
| If you want to spread a message you need to get hot girls to say it\n\nThat’s the only way you get the gooners of today to listen |
| Yeah, apparently I need to be a millionaire to make a few hundred bucks in this market |
| why so? |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 156.0 before 08-Dec-2025 01:11 PM -05 |
| !Banbet |
| Maybe they will create something like the Apple Watch again so money can go brrr??? |
| My guy tells me that you will get a good return and if not it will be a negative return on all of those tickers |
| Facebook slowly becoming MySpace though lol |
| And issuing more shares to F all the bagholders even more |
| I am numb to it at my age. Been thru three of these bubbles in my adult life. I just yawn and buy puts and roll puts and scalp profits |
| Maybe. Praying for you king |
| You know |
| Believe it or not, calls. |
| 3 years ago to the day, META was $124 and people said it was going to zero, it was over for the Zuck. |
| The Greeks are in fact not good enough |
| It's only funny when it happens to other people, not me 😡 |
| What can I say, I like the stock. Held up to $30+ and didn’t sell. Held through the drop. Holding and adding still. I don’t know man. Still holding TMC with a dollar average too. Metals and magnets are cool. They are shiny sometimes. |
| Bitcoin and Bitcoin ETFs which are chipping away at the price of Bitcoin… the asset those ETFs are based upon. So, a derivative of a derivative of nothing. |
| I know it was flat, but still technically green |
| Market makers doing their job (destroying your premium) |
| Let him have a chance to practice buy high sell low bro |
| I think rug tbh. My HOOD 125 covered call feels safe. Insane run this week for basically no reason while my real stocks have not done much |
| Too late |
| BIG oof |
| Yes way |
| With no lube 😭 |
| If they can hold it together long enough to get the rug in position, CHAC/xanadu will be the next pump. |
| They had a stock? I thought it was private? |
| ‘Green’ day |
| buy calls here to tank the market |
| I will start writing ccs closer to 70. |
| That’s the hard part\n\nMost people are pussies |
| That hate is actually even more real when you begin planning on their demise |
| How do you go about finding ideas. I stick to a few blue chip stocks on which I sell uncovered puts ~10% below strike at 30 days out and it’s working pretty well so far. I’ve been assigned once since June and I could manage the interest on the with selling calls on top of those stocks bought with margin. |
| How the fuck did my spy 710 call lose 10% on a green day? It doesn’t expire until the end of January and as far as I know the Greeks are good. |
| With that many shares, I hope you’re writing CCs on at least half those shares. Otherwise you’re leaving money on the table. |
| the market looks ahead by 6 months \n\nalso, the market is waiting on the Federal reserves interest rate decision next week |
| No way TSLA is green again tomorrow |
| You mean I could maybe talk to a person \n\nLiterally could not access my instagram account for 3.5 years because their retarded AI kept saying “you don’t have a phone number or back up email”\n\nYa no shit, I have a super old account where I never had to give that info so I can’t 2 factor. \n\nSent in pictures of myself and they “couldn’t match my photo with my page” … because my weight fluctuated like crazy over a 2-3 year period due to surgeries. \n\nThen miraculously after a fight for years, they let me back in to my account just before “AI revolution” hit. Absolute clowns |
| I sold about 15% of them when ASTS was at $90 to pay for the entire play and lower my nerves in a Roth account. Now i'm exercising the rest. |
| Could see $85+ with these numbers but we’ll see how the call goes. That first move can always be fake |
| I hope so I have calls on it |
| Thanks for clarifying that you are not a bot |
| Well, my plan to huff paint, snort crystal drain cleaner, give myself a concussion and become a retard spastic bull failed. My SPY 690C I bought for today expired worthless.\n\n\nBack to loathing this fraud market and hoping for ruin. |
| The Yelp business model strikes again |
| Saw someone I hate be happy and it ruined my day.\n\nChat thats how you know the hate is real |
| Keep your soccer shit out of my sub |
| Why does it say in the US it is read only then? |
| I literally did above and quoted it. Are you now denying that they will maintain ample reserves? How are they going to get to what they consider ample without targeting higher reserves.\n\nhttps://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pdj92t/treasury_debt_buyback_dec_3rd_12500000000/ns9f523/\n\nWhat a pathetic loser. You clowned yourself have no rebuttal so now just trolling loool. |
| Probably easier to make 10 million then try to balance that out, you right |
| ASTS bull run starts tomorrow |
| All these crazy high valued private companies and high flying specs borrowing all their money from the shadow banking system. What could possibly go wrong? |
| Bullish |
| Dude same. I closed out of everything today and now I don't know what to do with myself. |
| Your timing was pretty good! Congrats, 30 would still be a 5X for you 😉 |
| Where do we start |
| Just stop being poor brother |
| Cambridge “Grain of Salt” |
| Just bought 10k shares, wish me luck |
| https://preview.redd.it/puqhucete95g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=0a3a5dc17101d9880148373c181193688d491cca\n\nNBIS is recovering nicely. IREN is still the same. |
| \n\nNot too late to buy back into OKLO, around 100$ is a good price. Hold NBIS! |
| Revolution |
| so frustrating dude - they should be up, up |
| More $femy |
| Speculative stuff got pumped today \n\nEither the greed that left in November is coming back or the mother of rugs is coming for that trash |
| manchester united can't catch a break fuckkkkkkkk |
| SPY 2% ⬆️ tomorrow. |
| Have you maxed out your credit card yet? |
| Betting this guy is going to zero in 6 months. |
| How do we fix this |
| Indeed, it was a disappointment, but at least he didn't blanket pardon (with an auto-pen most likely, since each and every person would need a pardon with their name on it individually signed) a whole bunch of insurrectionists who caused a capital police officer to get killed. 🤷♂️ |
| Pause |
| I like ur thinking but based on ur record it ain't happening for us lol |
| How much u think it can go by Jan or Feb |
| Gg |
| _The richest 10% of Americans hold two-thirds of household wealth, according to the Federal Reserve, averaging $8.1 million each._\n\n_The bottom 50% hold 3% of wealth, with an average of just $60,000 to their names._\n\nFuck off |
| Yeah well I’m losing on them now. I thought bnpl would be killing it now. |
| Quantum stocks are objectively bad investments. Literal factual proof of how bad the market is at judging value, and proof that it's all just bullshit speculation of morons who remember hearing about quantum something or other on Start Trek NG episodes.\n\n\nGuinan was probably literally these morons second favorite St:NG character behind Will. |
| Noto and diluting shareholders. Name a more iconic duo.\n\nVlad and kissing shareholders. Name a more iconic duo. |
| SCHG > |
| Nobody gives a fuck |
| lmfao, wishing him all the worst I guess. |
| Just bought 10k shares of S |
| NO! Ofcourse im not gonna be FUCKING OK! |
| Overshorted, it’s going to get lofty |
| How the fuck would we know? |
| Why do i keep seeing the same consistent shit names people keep pumping in these shitty long term portfolio’s? Tf is an AsTS, NBIS and rocket lab. Trash |
| Show me where I said that |
| Found another mine.. |
| pogchamp |
| You came to the right place, this sub has some of the smartest and most well educated investors on the planet. Always well researched and highly regarded, I’ll let them do the analysis and get back to you but I’m subscribing out of curiosity. |
| You should see the big pink line on my phone screen too 😭🤣 |
| #LMAO VLAD WOULD NEVER. |
| > Better than sex? \n\nAre you asking because you wouldn't know? |
| We'll let you know in 2 months. |
| Thanks. maybe will just pray for an acquisition lol |
| Chat am I cooked? |
| I told you jokers to buy PATH last night. |
| Bers really tried today, but had no momentum, LMAO |
| Lol |
| Soothing for the soul to see crypto back to its regular drilling |
| I'm waiting to see what happens at open tomorrow. I could see it quickly going down to $27 and I could see it quickly going up to $29. Waiting to see where it stabilizes and then going in heavy on long-dated calls |
| Yeah definitely not when it was 23.50 a week ago lmao |
| DAMN YOU JOEBAMA |
| Her Spotify listening age is only 19, you sick fuck! |
| ATH tomorrow |
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| Depends on how deep the losses are… double down and try to catch a brief bounce? Long term it’s not going to turn around tho. |
| Dude throw $10k each at long dated rivian calls and GameStop calls \n\nYou’re welcome. 1/2027 expiry |
| I keep thinking back to the ipo of Facebook at 32 and how everyone said waste of money |
| Profit is profit |
| Today I bought 2 month calls on: JPM, BULL, Meta, Intl, dkng and sezl. Good buys? |
| ohh SMX.. for a second i thought my SMCX shares had gone up 140% whew... close call... wouldve sent me past the PDT limit and I might start being regarded again. |
| Imagine running out of phone battery while making a trade to recover your losses. \n\n>out of the options game forever \n\nYeah, sure buddy, right after making $15.5k in 5 mins? |
| We all thought it couldn't possibly get better than yesterday, but somehow it was? Every small cap meme pumped to the literal moon today lol??? Better than sex? SOUN went up 8% for example, it was like Nov 2024 all over again. |
| what city? |
| Like you |
| https://preview.redd.it/mhq2b203e95g1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=7296043a83aecbd830618bb9f6e0824ed6e0b939 |
| You're right. A 1 minute search resulted in:\n\n\n"Competition has profoundly shaped Tesla's trajectory, eroding its once-unrivaled market position while forcing strategic adaptations. From 2020 to 2024, Tesla's U.S. EV market share plummeted from ~80% to ~49%, and its global BEV share fell from ~65% to ~17%"\n\nAlso just wondering, how does Elons cock taste?\n\n🥱 |
| When is AMZN gonna stop being a shit stock? |
| Time to buy sofi? Dilution is done right? |
| And which part of my post said “wrong”? We’re in the wsb, my friend. You seem to be mixing something. Go play out for a bit to get fresh air. |
| RR made me nugget money |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Thin-Ad1395 made a bet that QQQ would go to 629.35221 within **1 day** when it was 623.121 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| # LOL @ SOFI DILUTING SHAREHOLDERS' COLLECTIVE ANUS |
| what data is tomorrow |
| Imagine if earnings calls had a live chat like twitch streams |
| #HOOD > SOFI & BULL. |
| I mean you had one post before earnings. Thats good enough right? |
| I got in a 6.39. When I read the results. I thought it wasn’t great but it was not the end of the world. I do not think it will go back to where it was originally. I plan on getting out around 20-30. |
| I appreciate the insight . Do I just cut my losses or? |
| Nothing says well functioning society quite like a median age of 50 lol |
| Chop not worth trading |
| Upvoted because unironically yes, that is correct. |
| You’re thinking old school. Boeing, Airbus, Apple, Porsche, GE Additive, and others are adopting these technologies. Within a decade it will be mainstream for top tier companies. |
| # God DAYUMN, We, yes WE love TESLERRRR!!! LMFAOOOO!!! |
| META back to ATH? |
| If amzn doesn’t pump up tmr im truly cooked |
| Leaving a bad review cause the CEO of SPY is allowing this price action |
| In theory, yes, it's illegal. Trading publicly available financial instruments of any kind with material nonpublic information is illegal. But enforcement is anther thing entirely.\n\nPolymarket is a cftc registered trading platform that is also being offered through regulated and registered brokers as well. So they can't really hide behind calling it gaming like daily fantasy services tried to argue. |
| absolute garbage stock. so is IOT. both had earnings today - total garbage. |
| Vix is below 16. Buying ladder calls. Shit gets chaotic…profit. |
| The economy is fucked |
| Damn rubric calls were so fucking obvious in hindsight. Barely missed last quarter and stayed flat for the last 3 months through all of the corrections |
| Dilution |
| https://preview.redd.it/30c60qpqd95g1.jpeg?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75482e1faf7e5d9f9244d45986e3cfe2cf00d10c |
| Just you watch. Joe Biden is going to destroy the market tomorrow afternoon. |
| Opened bull put on amazon today. Also nvidia is one of the shittiest companies in mag 7 over past 13 weeks, just barely above micropenis, meta and amazon. How the turns have tabled eh |
| ? How? |
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| I beseech you to reconsider |
| dropped into the 27s are u gonna be ok |
| Holy shit can’t believe META was like under $600 at some point last month |
| Haha made him stfu. |
| I’m looking at the 1 week SPY chart, the fuck was going on this week. |
| This place has a ten star Vindaloo. It is out of this world with the levels of heat and flavour! I can have maybe two bites before I spontaneously combust. |
| So true! Didn't buy OKLO at 85 because of them |
| Raise the retirement age by like 5 years. |
| Bers endgame is watching the general society in shambles |
| I missed OKLO... NBIS is back to the price I reentered, got it at 40 and sold at 134. Oklo I bought it at 30 sold it at 160 and I don't know why I didn't buy it at 85 |
| Sofi really pulled an NVDA in November in a single day |
| I sold 3k shares at 30 this week. Still have 10k left though 🫠 |
| I thought the budget had been 0% for a while now. |
| Typical reddit basement dweller. Instagram is the only platform that normal people use.\n\nIf you're not using Instagram, ur either a boomer, got no friends, or an incel |
| says its at 8:30 EST though |
| But my posted Put bet was well timed. 😀 |
| Why are you guys buying shares of fictional banks? |
| give this man award. I made bank on rklb, oklo, qpux etc. today. all garbage. all green money. |
| Signed: A. Retard Esq. Summer 1929 |
| Spx mafia strikes again lmao\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9yc0mlned95g1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fa8e7d43d765634298b086e896210c3a3a95bc7 |
| Selling my crm shares after seeing the ceo on cnbc |
| Well, I don’t like buying options that I’m not 100% sure about, and options are only a minimal part of my portfolio, so I can definitely let them sit and just gain interest in my fidelity accoint |
| Colts vs. Jags gonna be 💥 tonight. |
| Yes |
| Hope things work out, because man, seeing a loss of $114k and also not taking the initial $25k pop, must feel bad. |
| Who is Jim? |
| SOFI uses dilute more than magikarp uses splash |
| They better buy something sick with the offering. My 1/16/2026 $30 calls better print |
| Seems like a bit of an overreaction for 4% dilution. What am I missing? |
| I learned to sell that pos every time it goes above $30 |
| MDE exists and gets better every month for no extra cost. SentinelOne is from a time before Defender(for endpoint included in your E3/E5) was all you needed for the full stack. |
| banks suck. Have you heard of crypto? It cant be diluted XD |
| It’s because you bought calls…. |
| long AMAZN short PLTR is probably alpha neutral 🤔 |
| I dont think you spend enough time read the comment you respond to. Otherwise you should understand why you are the confused one in this conversation. |
| All i see is black cock |
| Wonder if they’re going risk on again |
| Why was this removed? |
| Good to have some cash on the sidelines - I always just dump it into SPY or VOO if I'm sitting on money gaining no interest. |
| Spy calls for rate cuts 🤣 |
| Buy the DIP, or be the DIP cause rn I am the DIP and I like Ranch DIP but I think people who like Ranch DIP must've been with PDIPPY on his DIPPY parties |
| U mean January 9th ? |
| 5% gain lmfao |
| ### GO FUCK YOURSELF SOFI YOU GREEDY COCKSUCKERS ###\n\nThank you for attention to this matter. |
| Mine was in May, but so was my 20th divorce anniversary |
| Throw $5k at GameStop 1/2027 calls and call me next year when you’re rich |
| The long term bear market doenst exist. I know it would be so nice to have beargasms for months and years but it just wont happen |
| The data tomorrow is going to be so cooked you’ll want to leave a review on Yelp |
| I honestly have no clue where there short / long waves of high beta stocks come from, but im loving it rn (hated it two weeks ago) |
| 2nd in 6 months |
| show me your positions and i'll show you mine |
| 1 It is eerie that you know me so well. 2 when I revenge trade I look for any excuse not to watch the harmageddon unfold, but I am still just as pissed with the result |
| Imagine not full porting calls into the dumbest names in the market and not making a shit ton today |
| Congrats unc |
| Congratulations |
| WHAT THE FUCK DADDY, LOOK AT THE DOGSHIT MOVEMENT ON GOLD FUTURES |
| That’s because we don’t care enough to keep an accurate tab 🤷♀️ |
| On what |
| I'm kinda thinking so, but it depends if support holds. |
| Sofi |
| What company |
| AMZN is secretly in the Russell 2000 |
| nice run dude |
| Still holding.. |
| Will next week be a sell the news event? |
| Just a soft reset. You wouldn't want to know what your gf is doing for me in metaverse 2.0 |
| https://preview.redd.it/tvjbm1yqc95g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c01ce3a6ab2fdf42bd08b50b3d894117a0c3182 |
| Damn congrats 🎉.\n\nHer bf must be a gigachad. |
| It should scare the crap out of somebody |
| First to $5: Gold or ETH? |
| I remember the last generation of ASTS bag holders who watched their unrealized gains turn them into a “long term investor” after the pump fades. |
| Awe! Happy Anniversary! Any advice for the incels in here? |
| 🤣😭😭😭😭 |
| Sentinelone is my worst performing stock by far |
| I be livin' in space 24/7 |
| You know that feeling when you close a bunch of positions, and you’re now looking at the tickers and are now asking yourself “well now what?” That’s where I’m at atm. |
| Yea 01/9 4 me |
| An offering is crazyyyy |
| You flat? Asts flying and you flat? |
| Today is my 33rd wedding Anniversary!\n\nEdit: Thanks everyone. I'm pretty lucky |
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| Just do upper body everyday. You hit legs walking |
| Like 5ish minutes just got it at the perfect time |
| Congrats on making some money back lolz |
| don't forget the gobi Manchurian and the vindaloo |
| Got in and out of these dog shit quantum energy stocks for a nice 5% gain in the port today |
| Not necessarily. We could just chop sideways as there isn’t any new catalyst to take us any higher than what’s priced in but nothing to drop us down either. \n\nI tend to think volatility will increase as we approach op ex with how suppressed it is right now though. |
| I don't think I'm dumb enough to buy the shitty quantum stocks. |
| This is the way to do it, section money off into a meme account so that you're not tempted to yolo fucking $150k like the guy earlier this morning who was down to his last $38k |
| I don’t think there’s any regulation or illegality on poly market for insider knowledge. I say do it! |
| U took a screenshot didn’t you? |
| !RemindMe June \n\nHe will give basic outline of QE3 before he leaves. |
| I read this sort of post and I think, this guy has superpowers: his dad dispatched him in an instellar lifeboat from the ruins of the planet Regardonia. Limit orders, and accessing your broker on a tablet on the pretext of something meeting-relevant, are as remote a possibility for you as a night off from boning your mom are for me. |
| one more day of this flatness... |
| Wasn't mamdani in the top 5 he should be red on that |
| Its been “shaking out retail” for 5 years. |
| Congrats and GFY! |
| Même stock craze is back? |
| feels so good man - my port mooned today on quantum and oklo |
| Ok sofi, when I said I wanted a discount I didn’t mean like this you spac diluting fuckers |
| Superman that hoe |
| Thats SexyMan |
| Google will absolutely sue him for breaching company policy and confidentiality agreement. This is a terrible look for them. |
| Seeing 480 and 700 in the same year would be so funny |
| Sell SOFI for SOUN or what |
| 1/3 of my port is March calls I’m raped |
| I think that's realistic. Too bad my calls will still be fucked lol maybe theyll breakeven 🤞 |
| Space stocks just following ASTS |
| Broooo these must have printed! Please tell me you kept these long enough for the goog run up?! |
| S aint Superman |
| That’s just retarded when I’m a pharmacist and telling you this. Do you though |
| It won't be by the time he exits |
| You live an amazing life |
| Mark turned off the metaverse. \n\nI hope everyone made it out in time. |
| its keto no bread maybe a wrap |
| SOFI so so-fucking shit now I’m a bag holder on February calls |
| Most of it going to be from September, which will be incomplete, so extra easy to cook numbers that need to be plugged via “extrapolation” |
| Weren't they the ones lying and overstating how much they were getting from gov contracts? I'm holding shares but iffy about them. |
| A big thanks to wsb for the DD into ASTS I'm loaded up with shares |
| gayber |
| My move for tomorrow is lose more money on TSLR puts and then yell at the sky while shaking my fist |
| Double down puss puss |
| I'm fucked y'all |
| His goal is not 2%. It's probably 3%-3.5%.\n\nIf he wanted 2% he would not have stopped QT or keep financial conditions loose. |
| Quantum flying today fellas we’re so back |
| It’s quite effervescent. |
| Luigi innocent |
| 282.5 |
| 10k shares myself and feeling pretty confident |
| SO-FI? More like SO-FEW |
| Post loss when you’re down all time because you will be. |
| Bers making as much noise as possible before their banbets expire tomorrow |
| I was like this once. |
| I’ve seen a couple, but it is mostly people buying bull on other platforms lol. I have a position myself on Schwab, I’m bullish but more for the Asia market than the platform, since they don’t have HOOD over there |
| 🤣🤣🤣 today was a pretty good day for my positions after a month of beating. What segments are you in? |
| dump just enough to trigger stop losses, then a slow melt up to end slightly green |
| I am bulled up tbh |
| After that debate it was obvious who was going to win. The fact that biden stepped down 2 months prior to vote solidified the fact. |
| Buying calls after it ran up 40% in 4 months lol |
| BIG GEOLOGY IM DYIN |
| Aloo gobi and some onion pakora 🚀 |
| Borderline suffocatingly flat dogshit price action.\n\nI'm bringing an inhaler to open tomorrow.\n\nHoly fuck...i need violence really bad... |
| people know who the pope is. pope always the same. new guy same name, same story. nothing special. religion dying. people don't care about the pope anymore. \n\nrandom murder of a teenager in a tesla, much more interesting. |
| Glad i got tf out this week at 30 |
| We are now just providing a financial incentive for an evil genius to cause a super volcano explosion. This is the worst possible timeline. |
| Passport bros were cooking.\n\nToo much shrinkflation, scamflation, hoeflation out here in the US of Gay |
| I think it's a little understated as well. Regardless it's an average with huge variation by region, income, spending pattern, etc.\n\nMy own inflation is definitely higher than reported. |
| Cope |
| Fuck ya space is dope |
| Now show the other leg of the spread |
| ACLS still rallying. Must be the cheapest play in the SOXX and its comps are going to improve over the next 6 months. |
| I’m not sure sorry, I only do serious DD in companies I’m interested in. I just don’t like docu at all |
| One of these days you’ll be able to link back to a comment you put in the previous daily thread and be like “I told you so! Should’ve listened idiots!” |
| Guh lol D: |
| Decades behind China tho. |
| Needed that ratio |
| This guy is going to buy the McDonald’s when the super cycle starts |
| BYND back to .50 tomorrow 🙏🏼 |
| Literally just got a stick of 32 GB Crucial RAM on Amazon AU and by the time it arrived after 2 weeks shipping, it doubled in price. |
| He is the kind of CEO you can trust to keep making you money. |
| Buying aapl in December is crazy |
| Why are you buying bank stocks? |
| AMZN is a piece of shit. But you just know they’ll suddenly pop it $20 one day. Shaking out retail for weeks first. |
| I mean its a legal gray area. Especially if you are betting on company earnings. \n\nBut Google will absolutely sue him for breaching company policy and confidentiality agreement if it gets linked to him. This is a terrible look for them. |
| Oof... |
| Exactly lol |
| You could literally pick a random 7 companies from the top 20 of SP500 and they will go up probably. |
| Seasonals are strongly against you |
| But prediction markets will get regulated so the peasants can’t get too rich |
| Missionary, doggy style, eiffle tower because I'm getting screwed |
| ~~There is no bubble.~~\n\n~~There might be a bubble.~~\n\nThere is a bubble and that's a good thing. |
| SMX chart zoomed out is insane |
| Kanye West's girlfriend lol |
| The algos are doing it. |
| It jumped to $40 premarket, even if he was short 10-15% of his account, he got liquidated. Probably started shorting around $5. |
| Tell me I won’t be a bitch ass |
| Sooner or later it’ll work |
| He had a short on CAPR and it gapped up from 6 to the 30s on news. |
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| Was wondering why sofi stock wasn’t moving with HOOD this week. WOW. People knew lol. |
| Wed be lucky to get 283 |
| But the grinch box 🥺 |
| Not bragging man just an update to a previous post I made. I’m down ~$300k from my ATH and figured I’d share since people called it after my last post |
| separate question - why is DOCU flat? in line revenue guide? |
| I don’t want individual exposure, I want basket exposure. Not for long term, just for 2026. I’m betting on AI permeating in the real world economy and leading to economic gains that will be seen at current large incumbents. I like value stocks because they have low volatility so I can leverage to the tits via options. |
| Bro this is Wall Street **BETS** an options gambling sub \n\n#TICKER DATE STRIKE |
| Lmao |
| I’m doing my best to trigger it but we can only frack so hard |
| The little guy was passed out on the washroom floor! |
| Vlad made the rounds today on CNBC and FBN \n\none of the best balance sheets around🤝 |
| fucking hell |
| HUGE SELL OFF TOMORROW GET READY TO BER DAY |
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| !banbet HOOD -5% 24H |
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| your future self in 5 years will thank you. people don’t realize the consequences aren’t immediate on this shit. IRS slaps the fuck out of you years later after they’ve investigated. Happened to a guy in my town, he insider traded for years before he got busted and lost everything, is now in jail. |
| Me thinks that PATHS dumps tomorrow back to 17 or 16.5 |
| I’d love for 300… |
| Definitely possible modern pharmaceutical chemistry is insane but 68 amino acids is very big for an oral medication. |
| Put the Big Mac down and go gym buddy |
| AAPL has yet to have a green day after I bought calls fuck this shit |
| Then don’t buy 😂 why would I care if you make money? |
| The risk is high, though |
| Meet kevin did a deep dive on this its actually set up really nice I was looking at some Leaps |
| do covered calls waiting it out |
| I bet on the us election. i hope that there wasn’t insider info the day before. I had suspiciously good odds on kamala |
| Fuck it, put CVNA and MSTR in SPY to complete its transformation into a meme index. |
| Yet another example of the Reddit hive mind protecting Big Geology. THEY KNOW AND ARENT TELLING US |
| If you own LUNR, RKLB OR ASTS.... Congratulations on your gains today |
| Their financials were not looking great and people were comparing SOFI with HOOD. Lol |
| Covered calls on some too |
| Lmaoo why buy when just 30 days ago you completely flipped flop on TOST and XYZ? You just admitted that your TOST prediction of $130 by Dec 2026 is bullshit. Why should we take your word on XYZ and it going over $100 next year after that? |
| I just can't believe real human beings are putting their hard-earned money into tesla |
| Yeah, I have $50000 on POPE being the top searched stock on the NYSE. |
| thats.... wayciss.... probably? |
| I imagine it can dip in the short term, but has room to go back up. Look at what happened in October and mid-November, people called it a double-top yet it's still kicking. \n\nI bought some april puts just to be safe, and am selling csps against those. |
| Because you can already know he is and still look for information about him |
| My backshots sound like bongos 🎶 |
| Look there are two users of poly market, the ones that make money (insiders) and the others whole lose money (gamblers) |
| I've touched tesla maybe few years ago, and I didn't lose a dollar on it. My friend always tried to short it, but it always went up 😅 Will see how this goes for me |
| WSBers are more like: \nInvestor of Microsoft, Dec 2025 - Dec 2025. 3 Days |
| Donation |
| ...are you too much of a bitch ass to mention it to a random person on the internet? I won't do anything with it, just share it with my dog. Scout's honor. |
| If you want some boomer shit Gilead and Takeda should be good long term and have dividend. Blue chip pharma with great acquisitions. Also HALO is an absolute long term monster. \n\nThat being said my IRA is the above plus some rivian and GameStop too cuz lol |
| all-in calls on adobe 2x leveraged etf, if it works you can pretend like you’re a genius if it doesn’t you can delete your account and you’ll be the only one who knows the shame. |
| Why would people google search Donald Trump? Everyone knows who he is and has dozens of articles curated for them about Trump every day. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Xelonima made a bet that NVDA would go to 190.0 within **1 week** when it was 179.5 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| What's your price target for them? |
| robots bro |
| Waiting on Sinterklaas |
| Great advice, I could have bedded dozens and dozens of sixes while single , but I always held out for a 7. |
| That bear trap before close was beautiful. Lots of bers on wsb eating pictures of ramen tonight😂🤡 |
| Send me a PM- I’ll tell you where I am |
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| Were you shorting the market the whole time or what? |
| Apple calls tomorrow |
| Calls on TSLS. Boom! See what I did there?! |
| the free money is the incentive to share the insider information and making this information public is the value created by polymarket. |
| Lol that dude doesn't know about our plan what a mark |
| It will be. If you don’t have weeklies then you fine |
| Unless you're Dr. Evil. |
| Getting the itch to jump into RDW.. I am not a bot |
| I'm sure the current clown administration is on it. |
| It’s just the cherry on top, a company having positive eps when predicted to lose money always makes it moon, I hope I just says AI is exponentially in demand or something and ends the call. |
| Damn stop investing. Just delete the app and don’t look at it into you are ready to withdraw and give the money to your kids |
| That’s nice |
| I can’t be bothered to pull up Sofi’s balance sheet\n\nDo they really need to keep diluting? |
| Lower your ass it will be filled soon... |
| Am I the only one who doesn’t care about insiders just when it comes to prediction markets? If I’m dumb enough to vote on one i deserve the loss that can come with it, and also if I’m voting on it I’m pretty damn confident in the topic to the point I am an “insider”. |
| God I wish that was me |
| Buying |
| get Fuck You money and do it again |
| Went long on NVO cuz maybe the fat shot becomes a fat pill too. Amycretin. |
| Got cucked by SoFI, can’t even imagine how OPEN or BYND bag holders feel |
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| Toast is garbage IMO and not a long term play. I don’t hold toast. They are valued at 20billion. You are typing this while I am progressively making money on what I posted. Why don’t you skip the bullshit and buy the stonk? I am already up $20k and will be up more tomorrow. \n\nNot financial advice just saying. DYOR. |
| False. Anyone who invested in those companies would of actually made money |
| Keep betting no. If you lose, so what? |
| Options for Snow rebound |
| Intel stuck it in my butt today |
| And? |
| This. |
| VIX tripped but it’ll be back up… if it doesn’t I have to declare bankruptcy |
| SPX 0DTE 6855 calls went from 10 cents to $1.30 in the last few minutes today. just buy 200 contracts tomorrow on something similar i guess |
| Big if true |
| It’s way different. He’s taking money from idiots doing something incredibly legal. Congress members absolutely use insider trading that, if our DOJ had some balls, could easily prove, they just choose not to go after. |
| It’s there any legislation against insider trading on prediction markets? |
| How do I copy his trades? |
| Its from harold and kumar bro lol |
| *Excuse me sir this is a Tendys.*\n\nSee even Wendy’s commercials get it. |
| Lucky bastard didn't even get in trouble |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Riskismyapellido made a bet that RBRK would go to 80.0 within **1 month** when it was 75.45 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 0 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| My thoughts. There is insider trading in every market. |
| Can someone tell me how I could buy puts on frogs? |
| Yeah you don't want bearhunter on yo ass LMAO🤌\n\nUnless you do want that, in which case carry on |
| $GOOGL come to $290 - GOOD buy zone!\n\n \nthink next earnings has WAY to much expections so can crash a bit |
| What are yours? |
| SOFI announced an underwritten public offering of $1.5 billion of shares of its common stock\n\n\nMight see 25-26 soon ... |
| It'd be nice if META could pull a META tomorrow |
| Tsla 2025 Q4 earnings estimate is 0.33, a 50% decrease from 2024 Q4\n\n\nSo their full year earnings will drop from $1.45 per share to $1.12 per share. Their PE goes from 313x (current) to 405x. That's the worst it's ever been, excluding their first year of profitability. \n\n\nStock is up another 2% today, obviously. |
| Bears give such great advice before you realize they are commenting on cracked 7 year old iphones in between dropping fries |
| just found 10 grand on the street type of play |
| 👍 you are free to just pointing out he hides everything and defending myself. |
| Calls? |
| Every market is a market for insiders, but maybe only the crypto price/sports betting is close to being fair. But trust me, you'll have more fun in the casino. |
| calls |
| But nothing will happen anyway, right? |
| A man can dream |
| I mean, if you play these stupid games, you deserve to lose money. |
| Are there even any consequences here? Is this even illegal? |
| Sure but I feel like the pope should be more googled no? \n\nAlso idk, I know who mango it’s, but I will still google him from time to time if I want to know something |
| Bullish |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Ok_Product8015** bet **CRWV** goes from **86.0** to **88.0** before **05-Dec-2025 04:32 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 3 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| Because they are old enough to know better. This does tell you they can't get good rates on bonds |
| I got May MSFT calls, would be great |
| !banbet CRWV 88 24H |
| How? Wasnt he up like 600% a few days ago? Hoe can you not at least leg out? |
| I have insider info on a particular event on polymarket and have been debating trading on it but I'm too much of a bitch ass to do it. |
| Not happening only meta can pull a meta tomorrow |
| Forgot to tag you made a ban bet for end of year |
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| Yea that shit is almost $600 now |
| beat up growth stocks baby!! |
| I been buying rbrk this whole time thinking it was rklb |
| !Banbet TSLL $19.5 7d |
| Tennis courtsiding is literally printing money though. |
| The only comeback story I'ma have is the Kim Kardashian kind |
| They've been eligible for a while, so I don't think so. |
| Lmaoo so TOST is garbage now? So you completely bullshitted when saying TOST would be over $100 by Dec 2026? If so why should we take this XYZ seriously |
| sofi can suck a cock for being so greedy |
| I'm going crazy, wtf. I was at a meeting and couldn't access my account for like 1h, during which tesla decides to gain almost 10$ or so in like 1h. Fml |
| For fucks sake how many times is SOFI going to fucking dilute |
| I was just being an asshole. You're actually right. I do the same with SOXL. Only make trades that are set up to be essentially guaranteed. Definitely interested in knowing what the best leveraged etfs are to do this with. |
| 🥳🥳🥳 |
| I would find out the pricing of the offering and then sell some puts below that price. Almost always works out well for me. |
| What was I even here for today? |
| It stills feel crazy he would genuinely get more searches than mango. Like sure, I get that people probably didn’t knew who that guy was so they are likely to google him, but really? More than the president of the us? Like people would google him more though the heat I feel like no? \n\nBut hey, if it is to be said, so it be, so it is |
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| !banbet rbrk 100 28d |
| Where do I sign up |
| Thats hot |
| I just bought a bunch of shares in my real account. |
| ouch.. who keeps floating these rumors they're about to be added to S&P?? 😭 |
| Apparently some racoon broke into a liquor store drank and passed out in a bathroom\n\nI'm dying of laughter |
| The guy that said he wouldn’t pardon his son, lied, then did? |
| the guy is horny for Shkreli |
| Bought so much CAG my trigger finger hurts . |
| Can’t wait to short the top in 2026 and get my 2nd Great Depression Tendies |
| Heyy I’m surprised you didn’t make any plays today |
| Trash |
| People will dump so just wait for the dip |
| Sofi you dirty girl |
| I'm gonna wait til I see the price stabilize a bit tomorrow or Monday before buying in. It feels like an equal chance that it bounces back to $29 quickly or continues to dip down to $27. |
| ugh its going to be scamvana isnt it.... |
| they sold stock to raise cash. Had a 1.5 billion offering because they plan on high lending growth in 2026 |
| It would be nice if MSFT pulled a META tomorrow. |
| Why can't Mongo ever go on an unhinged 2am Truthing spree saying things like "I love Nvidia Folks, believe me. I am hereby canceling all tariffs and Nvidia can sell chips to whoever they want! Now is a great time to buy! Thank you for your attention to this matter!" |
| USGS could be insider info based on the time gap between measurement and public disclosure. Next? |
| "biggest news stories" lol, what? All I could find was some relatively recent (\~2 weeks) stories about him being a suspect in a murder case. First of all, this means for most of the year there wasn't much reason for anyone to look him up any more than any other artist and secondly this has no relevance to anyone outside the US. I looked him up for 6 different newspapers in my country (Germany) and only a single one had one singular article about him and I'm fairly sure it wasn't exactly front page news. |
| Amphibious backshots 🌝 |
| VXUS is up like 28% too. But it’s funny that Canada is outperforming |
| I was gonna skip deodorant and smell like complete ass today but that’s cultural appropriation |
| I miss having a job where I wasn’t responsible for anything but essentially putting “the fries in the bag”. Simple carefree times |
| market makes me horny |
| Ended up break even this week, Friday should be interesting |
| wtf SoFi why? Two days after I wrote an iron condor. Asshats |
| Google->Alphabet "renaming" is a result of company restructuring. That restructuring allows more independence to subsidiaries (Google, Waymo, Google Fiber, ..., check [wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alphabet_Inc.). They had to come up with some name for the new holding company.\n\nI guess Twitter->X has a similar idea to Meta, where they don't want to be seen as just a single platform. Except they kinda are that. |
| My apologies, next time. I’ll still hold this one , selling the feb calls soon.\n\nI’m currently looking into LEAPS on boomer stocks . Value stocks. Still an AI growth play, I only play AI. \n\nI’m thinking maybe DOW. I initially wanted IWD but they have low liquidity at 10% OTM |
| Could be serious resistance later..either way. Remember $SPY 685 folks |
| Maybe |
| +$112K in 3 months isn’t a gain? WTF? You’re absolutely showing a net gain here. I’d be happy to take that “loss” off your hands if you don’t want it. |
| Bears rn - "Just say the word and I'll get you a cozy coffee!!" |
| U want him to date a frog? |
| K shaped economy is real |
| One of my ex's was called SOFI. She took it up the shitter. |
| OPEN |
| Ty |
| Toaster or Lambo |
| Gourds |
| It seems tech firms are borrowing debt, or cutting costs, or issuing shares....\n\nFUnding issue is real. gonna be big drawdown comming |
| OMG |
| PSA: S&P 500 rebalancing for the 4th quarter will be announced tomorrow evening.\n\nSome of the candidates in case you want to throw some money at some lottos: CRH, VRT, ARES, SOFI, RDDT, CVNA\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/senzebji995g1.jpeg?width=1120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b6b1e659fe39c6adcf1d79058217bca885ed23a |
| Wait til you see price stability. Aka not when it’s drilling down |
| Its ok your my goat |
| aside from AAPL if this is real dude is printing\n\nDepending on the amount invested he might be making more than people actually working at these companies |
| Anyone here have an invite code for me lol |
| Sure, but more importantly you called Square a joke. Why bet much bigger on Square after just a month? |
| we just need the conf call to pump it more. |
| I’m fighting for my life 🥵 |
| Got the notion late last night QBTS along with other quantums would pop.. But couldn't buy shares.. only leveraged etfs were available, so did that..\n\nThank you weird timeframe restrictions on buying underlying shares and preditory leveraged etfs 😍😍 |
| One day bro… just lower your standards 🐸 |
| Helping to bring these markets to mainstream fraud parity with the real market. |
| What laws did he break? |
| Even Congress is small time compared to what happens in the dark corners of Wall Street. I mean, only like 15 people in Congress out-perform the S&P every year, and usually only like 1 or 2 of them outperform by a huge margin. \n\nThis shit happens in Wall Street on a scale 10,000x what you see in Congress and _nobody_ ever hears about it.\n\nLike we literally have the president live on national TV bragging about how much money his buddies insider traded that day https://youtube.com/shorts/vZQ24xe2nNo?si=oTPL5ORNIC9AtzYZ |
| Fuck off with this humblebrag shit. Don’t tag a post as “loss” when it shows $112K gains in 3 months. |
| Why are you posting legitimate investing in this gambling sub? |
| $300 would be a NICE buy zone tbh |
| 687.5309 |
| No different than Pelosi or any of those fucks in congress. Kudos |
| I’m sure. |
| It's a live link you regard it's just some ugly retard sitting there quiet doing nothing. Who seriously watches this shit? |
| This day was flatter and faker than my...\n\nI don't have a girlfriend 😞 |
| Perfect time for a grinch rug pull to ruin all your holidays! |
| Lol should have invested in TSX. We're up 28%. Canada is set to outpace America for the foreseeable future. |
| SOFI reminds you of that girlfriend that you would breakup with because she kept cheating yet you keep running back to her because the sex was great then She would cheat and hurt you again. |
| Huh |
| Probably just wait til Google has its daily dip then top up. Rinse and repeat |
| Surprisingly it’s 100% legal and writhing the rules of the prediction market\n\nYes it’s fucked |
| Bro it lowkey won’t |
| Do you care more about trade execution or UI |
| Lol y’all really hate corn right now |
| Closed all of my SOFI calls when we hit $30 earlier this week\n\nI've never been this lucky with my timing. I don't know what to do with my hands |
| Is it done? |
| el o el.\n\n \nengaged. 1.5m + house and a car. not even 27.\n\n \nstfu Loser |
| Imagine buying shit like COIN and SOFI that dilute even tho they make money. HOOD has never let me down |
| About 10 years |
| Crickets from that gemini Polly market release date guy huh?! |
| Nope. I’m bona fide |
| ""serious"" investing |
| why sentinelone dropping?? |
| After going up 150k, I am now down 180k. Being a bear is hard |
| Some artist with a dead chick in their car doesn't really seem like the biggest news story. |
| Praying Justin herbert shits the bed against the birds on MNF as atonement for SoFi dilution |
| ***WE NEED MORE CASH*** |
| Went balls deep in msft calls before close, wish me luck. |
| Tost went up 20% the day after that post and ER 😂 you don’t think I sold my calls and shares?\n\nAlso Tost is garbage. That was an earnings play. And it hit big. This will too. |
| Wiggity wack |
| With SOFI dilution is it better to wait until tomorrow or ok to buy now? Since it's a big company |
| Nice one. How long did you hold that position? |
| Is there a “will the world end today?” bet available? I feel like I could be winning that one more often than not. Maybe? |
| Exactly, they don’t offer their own LLM. Their AI agents all depend on third party LLMs. Costs per token increase, that puts pressure on PATH customer's costs. Customers ask for discounts or they decide to move another generic agentic AI provider. PATH margins are squeezed. \n\nAnalysts main concern about PATH is whether their new products are sustainable and have an actual competitive advantage, to continue to execute. My view is no. \n\nThe reality is LLMs are going to eat into every SaaS company’s margins. These software companies no longer have the moat they had. |
| My Docu calls are fucked 😫😫😫 |
| i mean, 'will a supervolcano erupt this year' is a good example of one we dont really know |
| It's simple, put the fries in the bag, that's all you need to know |
| Everything is pumping and you're in puts what's that about |
| Hi |
| It's legal though right?\n\nI wouldn't risk prison for 1.2M -- so I don't insider trade -- but I'd sure as hell risk my job lol |
| Only feels that way |
| It will go back down, now I’m too afraid to buy aha |
| How long is “all time” here? Did you lose this over years or days? |
| Risk [ ON ] |
| To be clear, insiders are a feature of prediction markets. |
| This is really insightful. With seasonal hiring down and businesses being cautious, it makes you wonder if leveraging AI for things like sales automation or optimizing customer service could be a key strategy for retailers to do more with their existing teams, especially when traditional hiring isn't an option. |
| Nah it wasn't absolute number of searches, it was relative peak search interest or a surge compared to previous years, which is why someone like Donald Trump wasn't on there (he won last year so he was actually less searched than last year). |
| No Wendies? |
| Last month you bet big on TOST. Said it would reach $55 by Friday (it’s sitting in the $30s rn) and over $100 by EOY 2026. And in that post you called Square (Block is the parent company) a joke. Why the sudden change of heart ?\n\nu/wutang |
| https://preview.redd.it/qapr9594995g1.png?width=672&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea6469d84a372ace14a6709b6ccaac248205d96e |
| I bought 10 shares at 12 thinking i was late. I was too scared to get 100 like i wanted. \nI sold at 25 half and the rest at 50. Fml |
| Bro it lowkey might hit 100 |
| This man is qualified to manage billions of dollars get him a desk! |
| Like being in a high stakes riddle competition, then the nasty hobbit asks you "What have I got in my pocket?" |
| https://preview.redd.it/0xnkyxlr895g1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=077726cf72565dba7b986007dde15a902eb60ed7\n\n“It doesn’t matter I don’t care” |
| Some of you only JOKE that you are retarded. We are not the same. |
| As long as ber buys put, no brainer |
| i have 4 options running and still couldnt figure out how to sell |
| Historically the most bullish post Thanksgiving day lmao try again ber |
| Maybe you arent buying but hedge funds worth millions of yourself are so... 🤷 |
| Bro you have a problem. Literally commenting the same shit over and over throughout the entire day every fucking day 😂. Are you a virgin |
| It’s missing Nvidia investor since 2024\n\nAlso board member at GameStop |
| Inflation data will come out. Jpoww won’t cut rates. Printer slow down. |
| European ones move 100% , and some good Us ones have done great this year. |
| even sports is included in being fishy and suspect. im not even talking about straight up fixing, but coaches, trainers have inside knowledge. |
| Watch SPY hit an all time high and smoke a blunt so I do too |
| Tempted, but what is the bread in this metaphor? |
| MSTR will fly on rate cut next week |
| Bear thought he had a hair until he peed out of it |
| They've diluted multiple times already. Why are people shocked that they keep cucking investors? |
| For being gey |