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| he really sold for a loss? what a pussy bitch bro |
| If I had calls i still wouldn't trust this bs pump |
| What wrong with those two? |
| Is tastytrade down for anyone else? |
| Puts\n\nMore like puts bodies in the ground am I right \n\nWhat do you mean the world isn't going to end tonight I bet my entire life on it |
| PRAISE BE TO PAKISTAN. PAKISTAN ZINDERBAD |
| https://preview.redd.it/x8syg2dchutg1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd1e76c99fb419d9bc66902ec562c920778d159 |
| Always two weeks. ALWAYS lol |
| People like you need to just sell everything, buy an index fund, delete your brokerage account app and come back in 10 years. |
| Well your record is better than the 900 LITE guys record |
| calls |
| It will remain closed for another 15 days, and some friendly ships will be allowed to pass. |
| Casino. |
| hegseth just drunk texted me, he said he misses me and that a deal has been reached |
| Or you’re so cool |
| When the fuck did Al jazeera become more credible than our news outlets in the USA |
| Scroll out to a 50 year chart and never ask why the market is going up again. |
| I’d love to see the PK governments international call phone bill. Must be through the roof with all this diplomacy |
| Pete is that you? |
| absolutely insane what ber has to go through everyday |
| This is gonna be JD Vances big moment. And we will hear about it daily until 2028 |
| #circuit breakers on USO tomorrow lmfaooo |
| Little-known saxophonist from the Harlem Renaissance. |
| Absolutely no business being this jumpy and vicious this place is just a cesspool for crime and robbing outsiders as much as it can it’s never been more obvious |
| Fate has a great sense of irony — Elon Musk |
| TLDR |
| insiders leaking information again lol, when you tell too many people news starts coming out. Look at the last april when leak of tariff delay. |
| It was actually a cnn report lol |
| dead rat bounce |
| Crazy when you look at the inflow and outflow ratios and see that people are going back into oil now |
| Bers think that no matter what 🥭 has now fucked us all. I hope people stop dying. But it's not looking good. The relentless bombing continues from both sides as we speak. |
| Eating some Tacos tonight |
One nuke? What about...two nukes?\n\nThe first rule of government spending:  1st Rule Of Government Spending Why build one when you can have two at twice the price. www.youtube.com |
| As opposed to the school on day 1? |
| I hate it here |
| Nuke the strait of Hormuz never let em know your next move |
| Nobel prize |
| 2 outcomes: \nMango TACOs because of backlash from media etc with impeach and so on.. \nMango continues his attack in 1,5 hours because he sees Iran wanting this deal and as stupid as he is he see them as "weak" and "scared", and thinks this is his free win.. |
| This aged poorly. |
| Steak!!!! |
| Skinny, swaggy Maduro is one notable no 🌮 |
| https://preview.redd.it/6ciftcm9hutg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da4a619a27c790eeefebd5b0f5b48cb014281e6b |
| I feel bad for the kid who had INTC. You all bullied him to selling for a loss. WSB really is a toxic thread. Hopefully he’s doing well in life. |
| Just stop taking finasteride and go bald, do it for your dick |
| Maybe , but the Pakistanis in the middle aren't. |
| I mean.. they lost to Canada years ago.. \n\nPeople are miserable.. shit ton of debt , inflation is high.. other nations hating US. no credibility. regard leader. Epstein shit. etc etc\n\n |
| This is the exit liquidity that was promised for 3000 years |
| He definitely would if there was no consequences of doing so |
| What the fuck do words mean anymore |
| Maybe dont play options lol |
| Be strong brother. The fact that you're saying that is why it will be rugpulled. Only after all the 🏳️🌈🐻 have thrown in the towel will it happen. |
| What about Israel? |
| ^manager at Wendy’s 🍟 |
| # Bers are allergic to money and addicted to hopium |
| Bet on a sports parlay. You’ll have better luck. |
| Just say you don’t actually know what you are talking about and got lucky a few times |
| Mass casualties would be bullish sadly |
| Waste of time. CNN is worthless anyways. |
| Yeah but honestly that’s more of a drink for teenagers or people who just turned 21 than something anyone actually drinks. \n\nI like mojitos. If you go to Fire Island, try a Rocket Fuel. Real good. |
| I have an actual question. \n\nWhy is the market so keen on rising to break the ATH at a time when gas prices are higher, general cost for the consumer is up, rate cuts aren't looking really possible, and a jackass yelling the n word? Especially when the previous 6 months before hand it wasn't doing shit but playing games. \n\nI know the market irrational usual line but I feel like there has to be something deeper. But I'm asking fellow regards here so I guess I'm just yelling into the wind. |
| TRUMP'S IRAN DEADLINE NOW JUST TWO HOURS AWAY |
| Based |
| So is there 🌮 or just concepts of a framework of a 🌮 ? |
| 7267.T |
| CNN should send their gheyest bear to tell them. |
| Considering Paks already in open war, likely said, "you 2 kids stop the shenanigans or we'll give a nuke to Mojtaba". |
| Do you know the definition of fold? 🥭 does it frequently. Probably doing it again today |
| I mean I dont think so either but gotta be ready for anything in this market |
| Its there its just not new or even news. They may have even changed the headline after posting it.\n\nhttps://www.cnn.com/2026/04/07/world/live-news/iran-war-trump-us-israel?post-id=cmnp06jg2000i356r5p5o2990 |
| Revealing how despicable these people truly are. |
| Who tf is this fucker? |
| https://preview.redd.it/3hv0b646hutg1.jpeg?width=858&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa566f565866260c2dcb4430c8e1f940da99f6db |
| We all gotta go at some point |
| I wonder if they’d consider it though, since it’s their only card to play. Can’t really close it more than closed, so reopening would give them something to hang over him for continued leverage |
| none, everyone just being retarded |
| Sounds about right |
| Just make it look like there is buying for 3 seconds and you can ignite a rally what a pathetic joke |
| This does honestly feel like the covid dip, that V was such bullshit, but in hindsight seemed quite normal. I got caught in that one as a bear, i might have gotten stuck in this one as a bear |
| REPORT OF STRIKE ON ARAK ALUMINIUM FACILITY IN CENTRAL IRAN IS FALSE : MEHR NEWS AGENCY QUOTING LOCAL OFFICIAL |
| My port is going to look like it fingered the Incredible Hulk tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/g942hnq5hutg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ee6928448da79bc9899798ca037c2e9e01ae2e |
| Didn’t Iran say Pakistan’s ceasefire proposal was basically what the US has been proposing? And it’s a no-go? |
| I’m confused, are there any news? |
| Art of the deal |
| 🌮 inventing new ways to 🌮 this is so nuts https://x.com/ryangrim/status/2041622790298616241?s=42 |
| USO gonna limit down |
| Passed the flirting stage. Currently in the foreplay stage. Will Iran spread its hormuz for orange man tonight?\n\n |
| Think about it; The AG would be the one member of his cabinet that would orchestrate the 25th amendment. Now, his personal attorney has that role. He's "circling the wagons" by firing certain members he doesn't trust. We're cooked. SPY 600 eom... |
| Hormuz strait is now open, you can pay the toll in yuan at the ayatollboth |
| I bet Israel will kill every single person negotiating for the Iranians. That's been theIR MO in this war |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 670.0 before 08-Apr-2026 04:56 AM -05 |
| Algos short squeezing |
| Ha! Don't need lube when your portfolio was already violated months ago. |
| i'm happy for you or sorry that happened |
| All your comments are bearish lmao ofc you would say this |
| lmaooo |
| I'll believe it when I see it. I've heard about a "deal expected to be reached" a few dozen times from this administration and there have been very little deals done. |
| Pretty much tbh |
| Clearly struck a nerve with my last comment saying bears are praying for mass casualties. Just put the fries in the bag bro |
| more like israel told him to and he said 'yes master' |
| Remember last year that after the mega +10% single day pump after the tariffs 🌮 we still dumped 5% back in the week ahead before climbing up? Methinks even if we pump off ceasefire we go down for a bit before the real climb up begins. |
| putting my life savings into cockroach futures |
| sick ai slop bro |
| bears can make all the logical sense they want, stonk only go up |
| Shocker, our d list tv celebrity moron of a president continues to treat the world like a reality tv show |
| Who bids it up like this?\n\nWtf is this shit |
| How does this market only Gap Up. Holy shit!!!! |
| The Art of the Deal. Man TACO’d on the 1 year anniversary of his original TACO. |
| You already have a bet going - MU to 400.0 before 01-May-2026 06:00 AM -05 |
| lmfao |
| I think bears wish the market would act even 1% rational at this point. A taco doesn't mean the economy is just back to normal. No one wants innocent people to get bombed. |
| Idiot bears hoping donnie dumping a nuke, have a soul lol. |
| !banbet |
| Why’d you do that? |
| I mean if iran agrees to this shit ive lost all respect and would rather have nukes go off like wtf you got this bitch by the balls!!! |
| Nothing matters except the Strait\n\nAnd that’s not opening. Delaying strikes or ceasefire doesn’t mean shit until the Strait is open. |
| Bears really thought Trump was going to wipe Iran off the earth😂when has he ever followed through with literally anything lol |
| When futes hit circuit breaker levels after 8pm\n\nBulls: *insert shocked pickachu face* |
| Lol. Look at the 20yr chart, all stocks do is go up. There is no news that will ever drop us for any sustainable time period. |
| Tacoception. A nightmare within a nightmare |
| Riiight. |
| .. show off |
| Have you tried the famous Long Island iced tea |
| https://preview.redd.it/ukoqfeszgutg1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a439ad5b0abf24b4dd10c0e7556939d1df164d88\n\nPakistan RN |
| Who made Pakistan the Indian Chief for this matter? |
| During last conference 🥭 was comparing this war to ww2, Korea, and Vietnam |
| A deal? Or “concepts of a deal”?\n\nAnd does the market distinguish… |
| Bulls make money, bears make money. Greedy pigs get slaughtered. |
| Market manipulation |
| What bubble? |
| I plan to do absolutely nothing 🍿 |
| Tomorrow gonna be 5%+ day I hope you guys loaded calls |
| Is today Tuesday? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ye8bt82zgutg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e09c9c2d6096bc9d70972d843abedfd585ce937\n\n |
| [A senior Iranian official tells Drop Site that Pakistan's two-week ceasefire proposal mirrors earlier U.S. efforts Tehran has already rejected.](https://x.com/i/status/2041628873016721707) |
| What news just came out? |
| Told you pussies. The only way Mango loses is if he folds. He didn’t. US reviewing response. AKA Iran came back with its tail between its legs. I say respond to them at 7:45. Make ‘em sweat a bit. Fly 50 jets near their borders at 7:30. Respond by 7:45. Fk put me in these negotiations let me show these clowns how to play these mind games. FKIN have these mullahs have nightmares |
I started warning you guys an hour before close and you downvoted me\n\nif it's a same day call out, don't ever bet against me\n\nI've been trading profitably for years now, sometimes on my midterm callouts i get too hasty but my long term and short term calls out are pretty spot on\n\nthe thing people don't realize is that short term directional moves don't happen a lot, the market goes through a lot of consolidation and after the move you don't know when it will stop so it's hard to get in\n\ntoday was basically the index version of an earnings call, and it obviously did beat, but unfortunately we have external factors that will sink the market until midterms and that will happen fairly soon.\n\nI imagine this optx will close pretty even and then going into the second half of April and may we will have a lot of pain until midterms.\n\nAnd look, they aren't actually tricking you guys, this market has been pretty easy to trade on a day-to-day basis.\n\n 2026 04 07 TOS CHARTS hosted at ImgBB Image 2026 04 07 TOS CHARTS hosted on ImgBB ibb.co  2026 04 07 TOS CHARTS hosted at ImgBB Image 2026 04 07 TOS CHARTS hosted on ImgBB ibb.co  2026 04 07 TOS CHARTS hosted at ImgBB Image 2026 04 07 TOS CHARTS hosted on ImgBB ibb.co |
| I'm a little confused how "not ending Iranian civilization" helps pump the market when it never even lowered it in the first place. But oh well, great victory I guess. |
| Please not the cute bunny 🐰 😭 |
| Let's TACO 'bout it |
| The strait of harambe |
| Pakistan military dude is the real MVP |
| Should be obvious as it’s only India that has a 30 min time zone jump |
| Being a bear is a legitimate mental disorder |
| Nothing will happen tonight.\nNegotiations will continue.\nThe strait will remain closed.\nOil will continue to rise slightly.\nThe U.S. is not ready |
| Right behind you bud… 2x the loss at that. |
| Another "expert" giving us his commentary. |
| Manipulation = things happened that I didn’t want to |
| Buls think they are saving lives by holding 200$ spy calls 🤣 |
| 🌮 ain’t gonna do anything. It’s over for 🇺🇸. The world is moving on. |
| Who is Alfred Jazeera |
| Today Israel destroyed an Aluminium plant and a petrochemical plant in Iran. Is this the environment in which Iran would accept a favorable deal for the US? Or is this an environment in which the demand for reparation are becoming stronger under the consideration that they know the USA administration is under big pressure to find a solution? |
| Yes, that is the proposal that was posted publicly but "a deal" is very different than "Pakistan's proposal". If it sounded like Pakistan's proposal as proposed was going to be agreed upon I imagine we would be hearing that specifically. |
| Circuit breakers tomorrow if he follows through |
| Hiding in the shadows (not physically) behind a huge bunny man... for protection? |
| A country not in the war wrote up a ceasefire that doesn’t even include Israel and bols really thot |
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| !banbet LITE 800 3d |
| I thought the ghost pood was when know you pooped and you heard it plop into the water but when you look in the toilet bowl it's empty, no poop in sight. |
| Well, I imagine whatever happens next will be pretty violent, either metaphorically or literally. \n\nWhat’s everyone doing to kill time? One of my college friends convinced me to pick up WoW again. TBC anniversary edition. Probably a bad life decision but hey you gotta seize on life’s small pleasures in this chaotic world. |
| It's 2am in Iran, I really doubt there are children sitting around them *right now.* |
| I think I’ll sell if MU hits 400 |
| #bers are so fuking mad lmfaooo |
| # Bers cope with the rug pull comments like that will save their ports LMAO |
| Don't think his grandma is smiling cuz he sold |
| Just search Iran and "latest" on X. I'd imagine people will be posting every few seconds for a while. |
| i got burned after liberation day and i vowed never again |
| bibi in about an hour : “we got videos of you with kids bro, you’re dropping those bombs” |
| this is the way |
| **If insiders and rich peopople know what will happen, then looking at polymarket and spy AHs guarantees we´ll get a TACO... if we do yeah, they knew...** \n \n**BUT, if some shit goes down, then the insiders DID NOT know...** |
| This is just going to be an inverse of last Thursday. The market will wake up and realize that we aren’t any closer to complete destruction or an end to this conflict and we’ll be right back at 655 by noon. |
| The market only cares about the Strait \n\nThe Strait is never opening. Iran has made that very clear |
| TACO Tuesday!!! |
| I've been a believer for 2 weeks but I've lost faith. |
| You would have to be a moron to have expected otherwise tbh |
| Deception after deception after deception will look good for 55 seconds and rip for 5 to try and look good it’s impossible to react or monitor or be confident |
| msft in shambles |
| Used economy cars |
| me watching the volume after hours in an \~hour til 8pm EST: 🫣 \n |
| Bros Chinese EVs are gonna kill the foreign market 😭\n\nHow do we short Honda 😂 |
| I think that will be the end of whatever alliance the US has with the West |
| ya, so? |
| this is the moment that wile e coyote runs off the cliff and just hangs there for a minute btw |
| so you mean just dumdum jr then... |
| the market pumps and dumps based on recycled headlines from a week ago |
| We pump tonight and I know for sure he gonna do something retarded by 10am PST |
| I don't see anything corroborating the Tweet claiming they're close to closing on a deal, nor any mention at CNN of the same.\n\nFake crusty ass news. |
| if market doesn‘t correct on equity crisis that means dollar devalues. We‘ll see if if tweets and hope can break basic macroeconomics. |
| Calls |
| Have them deliver it instead 😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/k2aik1itgutg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe7a6efa6ad2df73a2e6742137102544d196ec15 |
| Bears: "Hey wait a sec - that's not ***fair***." |
| https://x.com/i/status/2041622790298616241\n\nExpecting a taco on the taco this weekend. And then another taco on the taco on the taco tuesday. |
| Think it wont sink back down to 655 again? |
| The deal that everyone saw coming a mile away. Stock market barely moved today knowing it was TACO Tuesday. |
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| What's going to happen is 8pm will pass and Trump will say he is considering the ceasefire. Markets will continue to drag up. Iran will reject any ceasefire on their end, and the market will dip slightly again tomorrow before bouncing even higher by the end of the week. |
| Will bear anus be gaped is the more important question. |
| I hope you guys bought calls. I unloaded my remaining capital mostly on leaps |
| My guess is they pussy out, delay strikes, and strait remains closed \n |
| Let’s go! 👍🏼 |
| TACO Tuesday! |
| Pakistan’s proposed ceasefire terms require Iran to re-open the strait for 2 weeks. There’s no way Iran agrees to that. Why would they give up 90% of their negotiating leverage just for to extend the negotiations? \n\n\nIf Trump de-escalates it’ll be because he chickens out. He will cite “progress” in talks, but there is no way that Iran will agree to re-open the strait just for a 2 week pause. |
| Source or gtfo |
| Look me in the eyes and tell me there’s no manipulation |
| Someone needs to tell the IRGC. They will be mad that their strait is getting opened. |
| Did you say calls? |
| Is this the new Save Toby? |
| Guess I’m having tacos for dinner |
| Yeah coming to terms with someone while holding a gun to their head always works out…right |
| They’re making human chains to protect infrastructure. Futes- the fuck I care. For real though. Wtf |
| Bears are willing to let people die so they can make a couple hundred dollars on their puts |
| How are those puts going? |
| They pulled it up just to bring it down. |
| It’s really than simple. Some people are so weak. |
| Ber cope |
| It's almost 4 AM in Pakistan. Highly unlikely they are up coordinating a deal with USA-IRAN. They had the whole day yesterday to do this. \n\n\n |
| or insider news |
| If you didn’t bet on TACO you are actually retarded and belong here. Because it means that even after more than a year your brain is not able to identify patterns. |
| If there's a ceasefire, watch for RDDT, ORCL, and MSFT to take off 🚀 |
| But you all voted for this. Don’t start playing this game now. |
| Do the opposite. Short the market. |
| Sure thing, it's totally real this time guys! |
| Rockets flying around |
| Wiping out puts and stop losses everywhere before 8pm. Damn. |
| The strait will remain CLOSED and the bridges will remain INTACT\n\nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER |
| When markets move against me it’s because they are manipulated, rigged and unfair. \n\nWhen markets move with me it’s because im a super genius stock wiz. \n\nThank you for your attention to this matter |
| We all contribute to the suffering of others when trading. Its the shitty side that no one talks about. |
| https://preview.redd.it/aemiaympgutg1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0081aa45a80b5817472772ede5ea7043d5c821e |
| if that were true then looking at polymarket and spy AHs guarantees we´ll get a TACO, if some shit goes down, then the insiders DID NOT know... |
| Officially?! |
| You call it winning? |
| At 8PM we gonna see a mushroom cloud over Tehran and a blood bath in the market because Trumps just that man… |
| Source? |
| My BNO puts were printing at close with -2.10%. Now it's down an additional 4.29% without a legit announcement. |
| Spy 700 EOW |
| May Allah bless their union |
| Does anyone have a link to the Barron trades tracker? |
| Another one of the apparent wars stopped by 🥭😂😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/95hikydogutg1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2fdd5dd018e0e8e0fa5244adfa605446648dffd |
| There is no way they're gonna bomb a plant with kids daisy chained around it. At least I hope it doesn't ever reach that level atrocity. |
| Ask yourself a simple question: What would Iran gain from agreeing to a ceasefire **and** opening the strait? |
| So das it? |
| Get this jumpy ass fake bullshit outta here. Goes up in milliseconds now and down slow so lame |
| All of them. Iran still getting heavily bombed |
| You mean, after all those “completely unpredictable” market swings? Oh, absolutely nothing, I am sure. But Baron financial future now got yet brighter. |
| Don Jr would NEVER use insider information. How dare you. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. 🔥🇺🇸👊🏻 |
| It could work until Israel keeps bombing Iran after any announced ceasefire. |
| Insiders loading their short positions on the ask til 8 |
| this could be a classic sell-the-news event |
| 'Market' and 'Fuck it' have similar phonetics.\n\n...maybe if I hadn't been fucked so hard I could come up with more than that |
| I wanna check back on this |
| All jokes aside. If this holds. Puts might be the play tomorrow. |
| But yes, medium term I’m bullish on oil still but I don’t see over $125 crude |
| It's going to be really funny if we get the TACO, get the rip to like 673, and either bounce of the SMA 50 or maybe get a bit higher and bounce back when bols are reminded we were selling off because of the economy and inflation being out of control even before the Iran conflict happened. |
| Are there any YouTube channels or anything that are keeping up to date news with this |
| TACO Tuesday |
| OK pal. |
| More like 30% richer. That's how absolutely BS this situation and it's manipulation is. |
| If it's any consolation I've made around $250k in the last 3 years. Jokes aside, you need to stop gambling. |
| Daniel larson is that you |
| One day we will pay attention to private credit |
| rere |
| MSFT really is a fucking peice of shit |
| No, if it’s from 🌮’s mouth we go over 680 |
| Our lives have become a high stakes episode of reality TV.\n\n\nSponsored by TACO Tuesdays. |
| even the idea that the market needs to wait for confirmation is silly, the whole idea is to front run everyone else |
| TACO |
| Can we buy now? |
| ATH coming cause 2 weeks ceasefire 🤣😂 |
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| Biblical rugpull tomorrow |
| Iran literally said today there was no ceasefire. They said deal requires they keep the Strait forever and demand reparations.\n\nIs Trump making deals with himself? |
| Yeah there is no ceasefire. I have no idea wtf the market is doing though. Running purely on fake news |
| !banbet $LITE 950 3D |
| Fuck it, I’m in. |
| Jokes on you, Peter. I don't spend *any* time analyzing. I just buy the first ticker I see in a meme. |
| Al Jazeera begs to differ |
| U.S. and Israeli forces struck Iran’s largest aluminium producer in the city of Arak on Tuesday, per OSINTTechnical. |
| I will sacrifice my life for Pakistan!! |
| 🙁 |
| Market knew it was a 🌮, was so obvious with the price action today |
| Phew! Glad to know that the world isn't ending tonight |
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| Idk who'd be more sad, bers or Bibi |
| What report? |
| Crawling in my skin \nThese wounds, they will not heal \nFear is how I fall \nConfusing what \nIsrael |
| Guys the straight being closed for at least 2 more weeks is good news!! 🤡 Market |
| Just buy and hold. Looks at any notable chart and you'll see it literally only goes up. |
| If you are right I will be eating pictures of bananas for breakfast.\nGod speed |
| Perhaps no more options brother? |
| # Bers in shambles |
| ill just hold anyway. see you in 2 years. |
| Your pump and dump president killed a school full of kids and refuses to address it, we're pumping on pure ignorance and corruption. Have fun with it |
| Remember, the market frequently ignores “right” and “wrong” and does what is most hilarious. |
| agree in the short term but wouldn’t want to get over confident \n\nthe fall out of this may amplify recession concerns for another and possibly deeper dip |
| Braised beef covfefe* |
| the strait isn't opening 🙂 this is Trump just saying "at the request of our Pakistani friends, we have gracefully accepted their request for a 2-week ceasefire"\n\n |
| There’s literally like no Taco Bell’s in Crystal City and that kinda makes me sad. |
| I think everyone’s forgetting the fact I can sell them whenever I want |
| This is going to be the greatest rug pull witnessed by the entire world |
| Oh wow! The Kobeissi report says so? Interesting. |
| yeah I'm half a world away & I can smell it from here |
| For real? Rule 101, get out of debt/ stay out of debt |
| They lost? |
| trump is gonna come out with his arms around mojtaba and announce their marriage spy 800 |
| Taco Tuesday special |
| I call bullshit |
| None of us do. |
| Donnie T does what needs to be done to make the market go up in the short term. It’s like a guy doing a science experiment and changing variables and when the variables make the market go down he switches it back regardless of the consequences to other people or nations or diplomatic relations. It’s honestly bizarre how brazen he is |
| BREAKING NEWS FROM MY META CALLS: war is over |
| Its already starting actually. A petrochem and aluminum plant hit in the past hour along with a bridge. Random reports throughout the region of bombings coming in hot |
| Bs |
| even if he TACOs, we might get a sell the news event tomorrow, shit is no what you think it is |
| lets see what the gaydar is reporting...\n\n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/mphkaq4hgutg1.jpeg?width=1495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b280abeba164988434f0eb0177efea594fc3065\n\n |
| The whole civilization comment makes me think he was watching an episode of Rick and Morty, where Morty did that Naria shit and killed an entire civilization and this mother fucker wants to me a Morty |
| At this point i want a missile to blow me up |
| What’s the deal, the US and Iran are splitting the toll fee? |
| Aw don’t say that, I just got here. I thought it was a party. You should see what the other chimps are doing on this rock |
| Ok regards now what buy for print |
| Back to bull market or just taco Tuesday special |
| All because Pakistan said so? |
| 15 planes I've seen, but where tf you getting the government fled lmao |
| What did we win |
| https://preview.redd.it/zijxa22ggutg1.png?width=261&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c0bf0f652edeec68dc93bdebfbc21b1cf03d27e |
| que Iran replying that this did not happen |
| TACOs for dinner tonight |
| The amount of blatant insider trading is crazy. They don't even try to hide it anymore \n |
| It’s not gonna happen, there is only one pussy. |
| But they have a regional source! |
| US claims to have largest army on planet and still manages to lose wars and be pussy at same time.. Cant make this shit up |
| Ahem… LOOOOOL BERSSSSSSSS. |
| regime survival is the only goal of current iranian government. and losing their air force, navy and stuff doesn't cause them to get toppled. it just hardens stance among iranian people. trump needs something to disturb iranian people, so they turn on their own government. hitting energy infrastructure is the kind of thing regime fears. |
| Yes, but you wouldn't be here otherwise |
| Yeah, it’s still closed. He just escalated it to something that was way worse and then solve that problem strait still fucking close though. |
| Soo what will it be, feet pics, OF or used panties. |
| Taco |
| Those were Iranian bears looking at their portfolios and spontaneously combusting. |
| Cool story bro |
| Yeah I definitely should’ve done that when I was a fucking baby and tangible asset prices were within reach for a poor motherfucker like me |
| If you have to ask the answer is yes |
| The greatest deal never seen before in the history of forever |
| Red by Friday |
| Gains make me sleepy |
| Is oil tanking over the possibility of deal with Iran or just TACO? Iran won't cease-fire and let Israel and the US restock interceptors. |
| so puts? |
| Isreal wont allow this to stop |
| I'm so confused how anyone thinks we can even pump on this anymore- market has been anticipating it for 2 weeks and has been climbing for the last week, and we are now ~5% off ATH, while having no actual solution and a devastated middle east. The Gulf countries are clearly lying about the amount of damage from "missile debris" |
| Im no ber but i kinda feel like i should sell some things |
| From Al Jazeera reports, it doesn't sound like a ceasefire |
| Hello fellow geologist |
| He ended his 9th war |
| Is a plane every 2 minutes abnormal? |
| Ok now that this is over we can finally turn back to popping the tech bubble |
| This is a spectacular graphic |
| damn, TACO Tuesday strikes again? |
| The only person who won’t be cackling is your AI BUNGHOLE, better go LONG on HEMORROID CREAM. PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM (ppt) CANT SAVE YOU. |
| Braised beef falafel. |
| The Most important Question : Will the strait be Opened ? |
| Put your fucking phone down bro |
| Do it dude sell |
| This taco is gonna be one for the books |
| 🌮 was so obvious |
| Bro better not check the news |
| A source in the region disclosed to CNN\n\nA.k.a. nothing |
| Crap, now it's 4!! |
| This is a stroke of genius. Kill all the people in iran that could have negotiated a ceasefire then negotiate one with a different country. |
| AH pumping!! What’s the news?? |
| I don’t want to upvote this because of the casualties |
| “Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It’s fucking over.” - Warren Buffet |
| So we're just gonna bounce within the same 2-3% range for the rest of forever because why not. Got it. |
| Field Marshal Windbag is at the helm, we’re saved, praise be to Allah! |
| Only Powell can save the bears rn |
| TACOs gonna TACO, but TACOs not gonna open up the strait. That would require actual diplomacy. I don't think USO has seen the top yet. |
| 🥭 said iran will die tonight according to gb news, I don’t how reliable that is |
| holy mother of god what is this fckery? 👹 |
| Classic headlines with no actual confirmation by Iran causing a pump afterhours. How many times have we seen this one now? |
| Lol, if you believe this, I have some ocean front property in Arizona to sell you, right on the beach. |
| pakistan pm for nobel peace prize |
| Total annihilation is bolish |
| It's crazy how true this is. |
| Whelp fuck my puts ig |
| r/problemgambling |
| Omega Man |
| If the market is blood red tomorrow, is that a disaster? |
| B-52’s are going back |
| Spot on, I live in India 😛 |
| > 48 HOUR CEASEFIRE ANNOUNCED AFTER PRODUCTIVE TALKS WITH PAKISTAN |
| Pizzato Pizo and Papa John's also seem to be spiking, but D oughcon level still at 4.\n\n\nhttps://www.pizzint.watch/ |
| bullshit news hit again, I don’t give a shit |
| SPY to 700 by end of week |
| Obviously the primary factor is what happens tonight. I still can't help but think there's a rugging once everyone fomo's into calls. Because oil is still fucked. strait is still fucked. they just needed to avoid a market barcode. |
| its all about the WTI index |
| The QQQ aftermarket just jumped 5 points in 30 seconds. That's all the verification you need - that's the insiders making bank |
| We’ll see tmrw erected banana |
| Where's my prediction markets?\n\nCeasefire: ✅ (allows restocking btw) \nIsrael continued attacks, breaks ceasefire: ✅ \nStrait remains closed (to US/Isr) : ✅ \nGives US way out, leave it all on Bibi: ✅ \nBarron and Russia makes trades at 7:45pm EST (before after hours close): ✅\n\nWin? Pump in the morning. |
| retards in here watch FOX |
| Concepts of a plan |
| Financial juice |
 Home - Gamblers Anonymous gamblersanonymous.org |
| Take your 0.000005% gain and fucking move on bro |
| Crude oil still at 108, I’m selling for some profits here. Don’t trust this at all. |
| You didn't wait for the presidential deadline to pass. Needed one more day. |
| Calls calls and more calls 🤣 |
| Yeah but rich |
| I dont know! I guess I will close my eyes and just guess at random… |
| yes, straight open for 2 weeks and ceasefire. why would the US do it otherwise |
| Bs |
| “ThEy WiLl NuKe IrAN” |
| This is nuts. 1 hr and 30 minutes left.. |
| So orange doesn't obliterate an entire region of the world\n\nAnd then it's considered "a deal" and he claims a W? And then markets roar tomorrow.\n\nWhat kind of F'd up twilight zone are we living in? |
| An absolute mess and completely fucked? |
| Red by open |
| Well sold everything earlier today and now I just bought back in. Neat |
| How else anyone getting super powers dawg? |
| 90 mins to boom boom |
| That's Israel bruh |
| Nah, calls if so |
| News of questionable accuracy broke they are expecting a deal. |
| i wish this is what he'd said |
| Its part of my butthole |
| Cocaine |
| TACO BELL 200% the usual demand, how do we interpret that?! |
| The bull bots are on parade in here rn |
| Read the comments to the posts 💀 |
| What could be classic is mango talking about ceasefire while they plan to go in. Supposedly there were explosions heard in Tehran about 15 minutes ago. |
| Cmon US, just admins Your defeat and let’s move on with this shit. |
| Not sure if all this pumping will accelerate when something is formally announced or dwindle... |
| GAY |
| It’s only smells |
| Bers clutching their purse, praying for mass casualties |
| My estimation of the value of securities has fucking plummeted. |
| Source? |
| Great grammar. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4nyfffz6gutg1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beb0b67a6ba6656f4533980224b068ec4cd6df7e |
| deal today, "wtf are you talking about?" Iran tomorrow |
| I could sell my market positions to fully pay off my student loans and I just don’t do it. Am I regarded |
| There was a flasher this morning in Massapequa Park Preserve. \n\nTown is fucked man. God damn serial killers and perverts. Every time I’m on Long Island I just wonder why I came here. |
| Will markets turn green because of a 2 week temporary ceasefire and temporary reopening of the strait and then turn red once the markets realize this is only a temporary ceasefire and the strait will be closed again? |
| This is pure cope |
| What |
| Ber civilization has been annihilated |
| Make a left at the wardrobe, you’ll be there in no time |
| Taco Bell ding ding |
| i mean, the market either knows or BELIEVES something |
| Back up the truck on USO |
| Bollocks |
| clueless |
| Power plants (big green things that grow out of the ground) |
| #why the long face bers lmfaooo |
| We aren't even close to any conceivable middle ground |
| Nice E60 myself, what trim? |
| I WANT DOUBLE CHICKEN ON MY TACO THANKS |
| “Manipulated” sir this is a casino |
| People |
| lol White House posts terrorism won’t continue watch him taco the other way |
| Can’t the market just give the middle finger to Trump just once ? Just stay the course despite what comes out of his mouth? That would really blow his mind. |
| it is my man |
| Banbet it |
| About to be 2-47 bro |
| If by "deal" they mean "Straight of Hormuz" then yeah |
| Double Decker taco...that sounds good right about now |
| So no real explanation for this pump? |
| What channels do you follow to get news on this |
| “If you spend *any*time at all thinking about your puts you’re a waste of human life.”\n\n-Charlie Munger \n |
| Our trades are now snacks for the AI Sloperators. |
| Bun-lettuce-tomato-patty-cheese-bun\n\nBetter learn this shit quick buddy |
| You, sir, nailed it. |
| I dunno, QQQ is up 1% already... |
| Im pretty sure the headline is fake becouse i saw one that said iran was done talking |
| There will be no requiem not yet. |
| Everyone rushing to get in before the "deal" is announced. \n\nWill be so funny to see the outflows if bombs start dropping. |
| the reason ppl like conspiracies is that its comforting to believe someone somewhere is in charge and knows whats going on, the truth is much scarier |
| 15 planes have left Tel Aviv over the past 30 minutes.\nThe Israeli government has fled.\nSomething big is happening.\n |
| WHAT DONT YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND THERES NO NEWS BECAUSE ALL THE RICH INSIDERS HAVE THE NEWS AND ARE FRONT RUNNING. \n\nJesus with the constant “wtf is this nothing on my feed” it’s already decided behind closed doors and being traded with inside info. |
| They have an actual obsession with misery, very sad stuff |
| Calls on futures |
| These 2 week ceasefire terms are going to be absolutely boring, aren’t they? |
| Anyone remember when conor mcgregor called someone a "wonk nose paki?". Fook conor mcgregor, my portfolio is saved |
| Yeah, perfect time to buy at the peak |
| Why green lol |
| That’s about the shape of things yes |
| Dang if bro had proper risk management and just let the flyers expire they’d be worth $600 each right now… he sold them for $5 each. Something about and pennys and steamrollers. |
| Bulls celebrating a bit too early... we've seen this before |
| The amount of work SPY does just to underperform the ports of congressmen by 3500% |
| We are reaching new and more interesting levels of manipulation here.\n\nPakistan is now in on it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/teorkst2gutg1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb1e24055d8d63e7359aae51f006d0b1312aebb0 |
| Had you held they would have been worth over 6k now. & you probably bought puts at the bottom. I would say I hope it turns around for you but I stuck with calls sorry man |
| This will be interesting to see what Trump and Fox News end up calling a win. \n |
| You're absolutely cooked my guy |
| TACO Tuesday doesn’t start until 6 |
| Imagine being on Artemis II and hurtling toward Earth and seeing nuclear annihilation. Glad to not be a part of it but nowhere to go. |
| I thought Iran closed off all diplomatic ties with the US since the current administration could not be trusted.\n\nI'd love there to be a deal, but I think people are just trying to manipulate the markets here. |
| They don’t listen to logic |
| Bears are extinct |
| Shanked it both directions!\n\nONE OF US! ONE OF US! |
| Here's the inclusive list of which parties honor it: |
| Bol trap 🪤 |
| They don’t even know whose talking to who |
| Does your delusion keep you warm at night |
| It’s open now. You just have to pay $2M in petroyuan and await IRGC escort. |
| How convenient... |
| nope |
| Would they be going through all this effort if it was the Gay of Hormuz? I think not. |
| Bull trap it is! |
| Idk what to believe anymore |
| You're not allowed to kill the other side's leadership during active negotiations either. That rules-based order was nice, huh, shame what happened to it... |
| BREAKING NEWS: No ceasefire or cessation of military movements as residents warned to shelter in place if possible. Experts predict war is now unavoidable between Bearjikistan and Bullkanda. Bearorists continue border clashes while the BullDF confront journalists. More at 11. |
| you are my new quant |
| Poor bears are so stupid lol |
| I told you guys to buy rlay. Its up 59% ytd. I am in for shares and up 110% |
| Place can’t run without Peggy! |
| News could literally be either war is over or we just nuked Tehran. What a time to be alive. |
| Yay! We hopefully dodge a bullet |
| The new Capital Markets of the United States of Conservative Evangelical Christian Republican Corruption |
| yeah I don’t give a shit anymore to this kind of news, changing every time, not valuable to follow anymore. |
| The US (Israel) will never agree to a deal that includes the ceasefire on Iranian proxies and the $2M/tanker fee. All we are getting is a “power plant and bridge day has been rescheduled to the 21st!” post. |
| I doubt there is a ceasefire. It will be an extension by Trump. |
| Ahhh yes......a deal which doesn't change anything and Strait will remain closed. |
| I so dearly hope this is a real quote 🤣 |
| My proctologist claims to know. |
| Hopefully more destructive objects happen. Because mods are bunch of crying wine baby's. Does fake thoughts and prayers work to help? No? Well neither does troll posts |
| Usually they pay on Thursdays and Fridays |
| Imagine holding puts overnight thinking we were going to hit circuit breakers tomorrow |
| Make a bunch of pedophiles 1% richer. And strengthened Iran's position on the world stage. Congratulations to them. Fuck my puts. I didn't like them anyway. |
| diaper don playing the spy like a meme coin.\n\nholy fuck, the us is truly worthless. |
| This is such a weak sauce possibility that futures market couldn't muster more than a 50-80 basis point move up on the news. Let's see what happens next on tomorrow's episode of Code Orange: War Crimes! |
| lol don’t be ghey 🐻. I had calls today. I thought doubling my money was good enough. Would’ve been 5x. |
| Next to your boys in India |
| Green at night bears delight |
| I think it could be related to a "kilometer", but I could be wrong. |
| Last ditch effort to prop up the market— not enough FUD lol |
| Who are you? |
| Not sure about a 2 week ext, but I can show you a 2 inch ext... |
| I will believe it was polymarker spikes. |
| He’s going to somehow reverse the taco I swear |
| It’d be a little funny if a 🥭 nap got in the way of him telling the B-52s to stand down |
| Wow, wild day for that guy. From soon-to-be vapor to freedom. |
| he really ended a civilization tonight (bers) |
| Pakistan tryna get in on that market manipulation game |
| Narnia |
| Fucking bullshit if this happens. Finish off this fucking regime. |
| Yoinking this 😂 |
| It’s like that pie from “American Pie” after Jim is done with it. |
| Why do you buy stocks that need fundamentals instead of buying stocks that only need the power of friendship? |
| Well I can analyze economic and market forecasts, in two minutes. |
| Market closed. Can’t buy calls |
| Gamblers Annonymous |
| Good thing they are so far away they bought 2 weeks more before the nukes come out |
| So going back to what we were doing and trump claiming "victory". |
| You have to anticipate the moves. Pretty obvious he wasn't going to commit major war crimes. |
| Shit your wife’s boyfriend is gonna be pissed! |
| Maybe so, maybe not, but assuming they keep this up another 6-7 weeks it might not matter. No one is going to attack them again. It'll have the same effect.\n\nThe world will push a worse than Obama deal and be happy as hell to be done with it.\n\nThe next time a Trump tears up the deal that Iran is following the world will ignore them and counter the sanctions.\n\n>barbarians \n\nI'd look in the mirror bud. Since 2000, US has killed 432k civilians. Injured ~1.5 million. Indirectly killed around 3.7 million (mostly through starvation) in the region. People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...yada yada. |
| Does Iran know? |
| interesting how that works eh?\n\n |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Prepare your anus for some Michael Burry level penetration 😈😈😈 |
| Yes |
| TACO |
| TACO jizzing again |
| I bet he extends in smaller increments again. Maybe 36 hours |
| Where the fuck even is Pakistan? |
| dear gawd. |
| Damn , shares do eventually go up , just takes months |
| This post is a nothing burger. I could say I expect no deal tonight and a random Twitter post could headline “No deal is expected tonight”. |
| Who is "he"? Is he 🌮? |
| lol |
| Apart from realestate and gold, what else do you have in mind? |
| You are technically correct. The best kind of correct! |
| Nice, more lies & stock market manipulation. |
| It’s the Free ^^to ^^manipulate Market. |
| Nobody knows shit, do they? |
| Short term thinking. Market time horizon is longer. |
| Man, it must be so sad to be an American right now. \nIn fact, I'm sorry for all of us. What a shit show to watch. |
| Pizza index is up…kids I don’t think this is a taco moment. |
| "His proposal, posted on social media, includes requests for a two-week ceasefire and opening of the Strait of Hormuz, and would be followed by talks for a permanent end to the war."\n\nThat's from the BBC regarding the ceasefire proposal |
| They would be betting money on the world ending \n\nRetardant \n\n |
| TACO Tuesday in full effect. Buy calls\n\n> TRUMP: 'TOTALLY ILLEGAL' FOR IRAN TO USE CIVILIANS AS HUMAN SHIELDS AROUND POWER PLANTS; 'THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THAT' - NBC |
| and why is that |
| My estimation of value in securities is not now, and has not been for some time, in sync with the markets |
| How many times can Iran say none of this is true before you start to believe them? |
| BREAKING: Strait of Hormuz to reopen Thursday morning as Peggy who does the accounts gets back from maternity leave |
| Really speaks to the nature of the market right now |
| My 665 close call tho 😉 |
| buy puts |
| So, are we supposed to believe Pakistan now? |
| I'm so numb to the information news cycle. Words don't mean anything anymore |
| I can’t stand that fucking bimbo. |
| Bad, Bunny. |
| They literally just bombed a factory... sooooo |
| Always has been, always will be. Buy tangible assets instead. |
| would be an absolutely unhinged rugpull if they do bomb iran anyway now and the market tanks |
| TACO TUESDAY SPECIAL PREVIEW |
| It’s too old. |
| Bears want nuclear fallout |
| FUD before breakfast, Hope after supper. well im sure they all got paid. |
| hope everyone took my advice and bought amazon |
| lol. You know who will torpedo this deal because it makes him look weak. |
| scam market |
| Oooff, sorry bro. Taco Tuesday |
| I feel like anytime there is a deadline count on a TACO. I am more concerned about bombing out of nowhere and invasion for the rug pull |
| What in the helly |
| It’s probably circular tbh. A lot of stock traders take their cues from the prediction markets. |
| Lol. Lmao. Roflmao, even. |
| Sold avgo all early, should have expected immediate taco |
| We had no fire, and an open strait without a toll booth until fucking orange man decided to try and be a tuff guy. |
| Buffett would deploy all that cash he's been hoarding if that happens. I mean, it won't but that's what he'd probably do. |
| That's fucking amazing |
| IDK WHAT TF IS GOING ON |
| So are we legitimately face ripping off a Pakistani tweet and nothing from the United States government or Iran to back this up that they’re going to go along with this? |
| It is strangled. Only about 10-11 ships per day. Normal traffic is about 135 ships a day. |
| 🌮🌮🌮 |
| 🌮 trade stays undefeated |
| Peace prize worthy |
| That’s it?! |
| True TACO Tueday fashion |
| SPY 690 open to nuke the bears |
| handing the strait to iran? |
| Will there be a conference or are we expecting a tweet? |
| Multiple choice\n\nA. Israel\nB. Israel\nC. Israel\nD. All of the above |
| Did He TACO? |
| LOL 4 hours late bud |
| I'm fucking driving, you trying to kill me??? |
| Ms piggie was making him look bad |
| Hard enough? We wiped out their Air Force, Navy, and killed like the top 20 heads of state lol. |
| When Trump said a civilization will be destroyed he actually meant wsb |
| Bears want Iran to get bombed if you really think about it |
| R u turning 100 into 10k. I’m turning 10k into 100 |
| Puts? |
| I just walked out of work and there was a gay bear outside begging me for spare change. Told him to get fukd |
| Bagholder spotted. |
| Nothing go back to sleep it'll all be over soon |
| This has descended to level of a farce. How many times have they cried wolf about talks now? 50? |
| Thanks God it’s Taco Tuesday. |
| It would be so poetic if the reason we pump is because of the 25th being invoked. That would make me so happy |
| Market manipulation. |
| Get ready for all electrical devices to switch off shortly |
| Iran hasn’t said shit |
| Dump it |
| BREAKING NEWS FROM MY META CALLS: war is over |
| Press X |
| Nice try algos 🖕 |
| it's an old record, i made $150k last month. |
| That’s regarded sorry for your loss |
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| Coming from the White House now:\n\n“Sir, they bought the pump”\n\n“BARRON SHORT IT!!!” |
| Iran already rejected the ceasefire offer lol |
| what a beautiful sight at after hours |
| Literal market manipulation, biggest fraud in the oval office ever |
| I’m in Europe, if I hear one I walk the other way 😂 |
| Holy track record. |
| No cease fire without Iran putting tolls on the strait and permanently raising oil prices |
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| Bro get help. Stop gambling your money away |
| Puts will pay big tmrw mark my words |
| Your history tell me we are going to kiss 700 for a few seconds |
| He’s going to do a presser tomorrow and it’s going to be one big pep rally. |
| Good times, good times. Some dudes turning $100 into $10,000 every day. |
| **The USA:**\n\nI am going to end a civilization tonight\n\n**The UK (not to be outdone):**\n\nI am going to ban Kanye West\n |
| faking the ceasefire so insiders buy puts before he un tacos watch |
| TACO Tuesday is here! |
| How can they reach a deal when Israel didnt finish flattening Lebanon?! |
| Down 7k due to concepts of a deal while bombs are actively falling. Praise be to Allah |
| Doesn't matter, insiders made bank. |
| The president just threatened to nuke Iran. He’s a republican I think |
| > According to Iranian sources, “the ball is in the US’s court.” Iranian officials say that, following revisions to the initial draft, mediators have conveyed Iran’s proposal to the US and that the decision now rests with Trump. They also state that a reasonable and compromise-ready text has been submitted to the mediators. The US response is now awaited. |
| Oops, you missed it. Calls again. |
| SPY 0 DTE is tempting \n\nI saw $655 calls *100 contracts go from 7k to 30k in few minutes around 3:15 pm\n\nI need to try my luck one day lol so i can post my losses here |
| https://preview.redd.it/514qrwfhfutg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49031ce9d5183186e92846fecf38f7aa1cf7194c\n\nTaco Tuesday. |
| Msft will be down all day and then close up 0.04% |
| Still got ptsd of that |
| Who naps when the world ends in two hours |
| is he doing it on tuesday on purpose because of taco tuesdays? |
| ber can't even knock down a 1% pump for no apparent reason out of nowhere it's over |
| The fuck is a situationship? |
| Some day you may find yourself. Trust me, it's not worth the wait. |
| 🌮👉🛍️😋 |
| MSFT you fucking shit i fuckin g hate u i hope this the end for u amnd u get delisted ur fuckign worst than tesla u fuckign sack of fuckin g shjit |
| You coulda reentered if you actually had convictions to your play. You didn't, so you dun get to complain 😂 |
| that's how much the market believes Taco will chicken out\n\npeople want to front run this news so badly and be long when the words they expect will be said\n\nit's like a Mag 7 earnings report |
| Bro the ads remind me of 2000s torrenting sites |
| The strait has already been closed for long enough that significant damage to global supply chains is inevitable. Even if the war ended today and normal flow of oil resumed, there will still be major reverberations. But the market will pretend everything is fine until companies tell it otherwise! |
| Praise be to Allah |
| "The part where markets are largely monopolies, so now we spend lives to have our options print" |
| Polymarket odds on ceasefire by EOD are hovering around 37%. Seems like the stoc market is more bullish than that, based on SPY futures…. I guess there is always the possibility that Trump “announces” a ceasefire and Iran denies that they’re agreed to anything. That would amount to a de-escalation without the prediction resolving “yes” on Polymarket, because the terms of that include an official announcement by both sides.\n\n\n\nThe Pakistani proposal includes opening the strait for 2 weeks. I don’t see Iran agreeing to that. But that doesn’t mean Trump won’t back down unilaterally… |
| Yeah almost 1% on dow S&P and NASDAQ |
| Has anyone told Iran this? |
| 🐻: He can’t keep getting away with this 😢. HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS 😡 |
| That should tell you everything. Why mention oil prices. Everything is money driven and the president and his friends are all just raking in money whether it's up or down. |
| How far down do you think USO might go? |
| Spx -3% tomorrow |
| What a total crock of bullshit. I mean it’s so transparently stupid. |
| Oil up 10%: SPY flat\n\nOil down 4%: SPY up 1% |
| the ghost poop is a fascinating phenomenon \n\nmassive log perfectly balanced between moisture and dryness passes through an anoos with ease, landing perfectly onto the cool toilet water\n\nand when the specimen wipes the anoos, it’s as if nothing even passed 💨 🪞 |
| Be honest. Some of you regards in here wanted to see mushroom clouds in Iran regardless of your positions.... |
| With your record, it seems super bullish for the world lol. |
| https://preview.redd.it/33fieixgfutg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=873cf50d12a3a5e59e9000bbd96332e6c5552e0d |
| Pretty funny how this is all going to pump until 8 pm and then the announcement is absolutely nothing. Then Iran says they disagree and every insider pumping the markets will sell at 8:05 pm |
| Therapy is a rich man's game |
| Hey the B52s just landed we're saved it's over!\n\n\n>!No of course they haven't landed and are still otherwise flying to Iran right now. 8pm ET 100 Minutes out 🤡🤌!< |
| We are so back |
| Bears don’t understand that they’re a disgrace to the ideals of America. |
| Market about to humble me again\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ye9pqmwgfutg1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41376471c5011674d79bbe3b77904e93db215e31 |
| wtf happened\n\nI woke up from nap |
| The "Nothing Ever Happens" crew is a little sweaty rn |
| 😂 yeah bullshit |
| I'm glad I picked up some calls at 4:13pm just in case of fuckery like this. |
| Due diligence and earning reports |
| What if he just goes radio silent for 24 hrs? |
| Wtf is The Kobeissi Letter? |
| Melanie is too old to sleep with him |
| Just put the taco in the bag |
| He desperately wants out of this thing. In him trying to flex muscle it just continues to show how weak he really is. Wouldn't be surprised if this was a rumor started by him. He's the only person that would call something like this a "deal" rather than agreement, treaty, ceasfire, etc. |
| Do it |
| Haha exactly, and it's the leading Dems who will say that |
| every time I refresh truth social I curse god for this timeline where I need to check what stupidity that fat orange narcissist has last posted on his ridiculous tacky ad filled vanity platform |
| Try again but do the opposite. |
| so iran released an american journalist as a token of goodwill. tacos on the menu tonight gents |
| This market manipulation is going wild |
| Im calling the bluff. Bunny isn’t cute enough. |
| Gas speculation time: Do I fill my tank tonight or wait a week to see if things get better |
| To bad Iran just came our and said "absolutely no deal, send it." |
| This is all bullshit |
| sad bear checking in |
| Except Iran isn’t going to open the strait lmao |
| This is complete and utter bullshit. |
| 🌮 🌮 🌮 🌮 🌮 🌮 🌮 🌮 |
| 6-d checkers master |
| You already have a bet going - MU to 400.0 before 22-Apr-2026 10:48 AM -05 |
| The markets for one |
| Bearjikistan bout to get nuked from orbit |
| !banbet probably will get this tomorrow tbh |
| If there is an actual deal it will just be the exact same deal we had before we broke that deal. Except now prices are up and no they won’t go down. |
| Fake news fake source fake everything |
| https://preview.redd.it/0tbwklhdfutg1.png?width=216&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ea4fc2fb2b1ef56909e515545d8f4b22c02a2ef |
| https://preview.redd.it/yaimxo39futg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38557c5ce131c6c8443d0a7eb0aa4a497a739665\n\nDoes this make you feel better? I’m still holding since it’s considered a loss lol. Maybe earnings will shine some light. |
| Buying puts here looks tasty |
| I'm never believing anything he says again. Biggest liar ever. |
| Lmaooo |
| It’s already been rejected |
| The 2am tweet could change everything! |
| Of all days this will be the day he says “I’m tired of being called TACO, drop the fucking bombs” |
| technically, Israel ain't gonna be a party to the ceasefire, so.... |
| It’s giving April 2 2025 when we rallied into trumps tariff speech. 😅 |
| dont worry it will surely drop after earning because it didnt manage to beat expectation of selling out gpu for the next billion years. |
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| He could also have called some allied NATO/Japan/Australia countries to say he will taco so they buy calls, then he strikes, and take good money from NATO to pay for the War. Square.Genius. He remembered they dont wanted to help. |
| Someone put big money in at the end |
| Open the fuckin' casino you crazy bastards! |
| I'm in the same boat with WTI... it ain't over yet |
| !banbet spy $640 1d |
| More manipulation? Trump asking Pakistan to step in to save face? \n\nFind out on the next episode of… As The World Burns |
| Donnie Pumparino. |
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| Trump was negotiating with himself. Well done coming to an agreement with your own reflection Donald. |
| Taco Tuesday into Whacky Wednesday as per tradition. |
| No |
| https://preview.redd.it/kdw9e4tcfutg1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca3f09c3cebbee667a900794f4c19c18dfc13f1a |
| Never cry about taking profits. Also you’re a bit early. Wait and then buy the rope |
| I’m done day trading with the retard at the healm. |
| Full 👏 of 👏 shit 👏 |
| Donnie Pumparino. |
| What goes down must go up. It’s called gravity |
| Just remember, outside of a down day or two, all bad news is priced in and is bullish. The key to understanding the stock market in 2026 is accepting the fact that the stock market only goes up, all dips are meant to be bought, and no news is ever going to create a sustain dipped. Anyone who buys puts or even decides to hedge towards the downside, is an idiot at this point. |
| Just insider trading |
| Absurd theatre |
| I was looking forward to leveling Iran. |
| Makes you wonder who is calling the shots |
| Pretty sure Iran sees through this rearmament strategy by Israel |
| The strait is open, just not for some |
| This isn’t a source |
| The first(?) ceasefire with Iran. |
| I'm closed |
| >freak the fuck out and buy everything it's fucking party time\n\n\- Sun Tzu, *The Art of War* |
| https://preview.redd.it/lyr7kbe8futg1.png?width=2731&format=png&auto=webp&s=361e12be7b1fced1a8471df86ce273c03e50005f\n\nOmfgggggg 😭 |
| theyre front running |
| Trump be like,stocks rising lets bomb that |
| Not seeing this anywhere else….. |
| TACO TUESDAY! |
| people are too optimistic about this entire iran situtation. the strike happening is a lot more likely than not happening.\n\nmr mango got stuck in iran and he's looking for an exit. by now he understood he didn't strike iran hard enough to get concessions.\n\n |
| You’re a pink pony girl, and you dance at the club |
| this isnt reported anywhere. not a real source. |
| SPY -50% tomorrow. |
| FUCK MICROSOFT |
| Not really surprising given the run seen towards the end of trading and into after hours, the blatant market manipulation is pretty sickening but I’m glad we aren’t going to level a bunch of innocent civilians |
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| Its just doing loops in the same area |
| Straight up casino lol |
| My wife's uncle, Barry Straight, told me Hormuz is opening Thursday |
| He really couldn’t have picked a more on the nose day of the week, huh? |
| smaller balls than 🥭😂 |
| Yeah but he can't taco real oil into the world |
| Stupid bers |
| VOO/VTI and chill. Always +50% of your portfolio, the rest you can blow off on whatever shit stocks you want, i choose RDDT, also down 40% ytd |
| He hasn’t even 🌮 yet 🤣 |
| Unironically genius |
| Iran collecting $2 milly per boat and bols really thot they’re gunna give that up? |
| Did you have puts or calls? Hahah. Puts right?\n\nYou’re not cooked! I take it back, grats!\n |
| SHOW ME THE 2 WEEK EXTENSION I NEED TO SEE IT WITH MY OWN EYES |
| Yes, and the monkeys are celebrating by tossing feces in the air\n\n\nIt's not over til isreal says it is |
| We had a ceasefire. Until the U.S. started bombing them for no reason (err, I mean, to manipulate the market and increase the cost/profits of fuel for American oil and gas) |
| Now that I think of it, the people running that "1983 Chinese Cuisine Restaurant" just across the way from the Pentagon must be sitting on a goldmine of insider information. Right? I bet people at the Pentagon eat General Gao's chicken as much as they eat pizza. |
| We’re 1 hour and 43 minutes away from the deadline being extended another 2 weeks |
| Shit just living. Everyday is something dumb |
| If the strait of Hormuz actually opens tomorrow, we will see a 2-3% relief rally. Except for MSFT, as is tradition |
| Youve still got more money than me 🥲 |
| Would explain so much \n\n11:59. "DIE IRAN, SHIT. BARRON HIT SELL NO NOT BUY SELL" \n12:00. IRAN GOOD PEOPLE, GOOD WARRIORS, PEACE "FUCKING SELL"\n12:01: "DONE COOL OK" FUCK YOU IRAN YOU CRAZY BASTARDS IMMA NUKE U |
| Get some help |
| I call bullshit |
| First move always wrong |
| If he DOESN'T taco, I'll tell my situationship I love him. That's how sure I am he'll TACO. |
| taco |
| “Zoom out” |
| white house apparently. They are having a whole fiesta and pinata |
| Watch Israel drop bombs during ceasefire\nThis shit is getting old |
| This was hours ago. That’s not breaking anymore. |
| Annnnnnd it's $0 |
| For what? I bought calls and puts |
| I dont have any contracts but I should've thought of this. |
| Fuck, I hope youre right. Youre not, but I hope you are. |
| Bert Cooper. What a g. Second only to Roger |
| Still closed. Israel is still bombing iran. Nothing has changed |
| Locked in a 20% gain this morning only for it to go 250% by EOD.\n\nFun. |
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| GREATEST DAMP OF ALL TIME IN T MINUS 2HRS |
| IT'S TACO TUESDAY FELLAS!!! |
| Glad I exited my poots this morning. This is some TACO bullshit... |
| Nope just speculation |
| Buy everything on my list before the market rockets back up!\n\n |
| is this india's alt account |
| Lets take bets who will violate the ceasefire first.\n\nYou have one guess. |
| Strangle was the plan then my calls spiked and I sold them 😂 |
| Zoom out to YTD |
| This man can TACO into infinity.. And the second i go for calls instead of puts, USA will nuke middleast, China take taiwan, Russia take Europe.. Im made to lose money.. |
| The insiders already made the move. They know… |
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| Oh Look, this guy was there when the deal was made! |
| Algos just skim read.\n\nIran, blah blah blah agrees blah blah blah. \n\nAlgos: OH SNAP. IRAN AGREES |
| BEARS LOL witness insider trading! |
| AP: Iran’s president said Tuesday that 14 million Iranians, including himself, have volunteered to sacrifice their lives in the war. The figure is double the other figures mentioned by state media in the past. Iran is home to 90 million people. |
| Just give me my money back |
| bye bye crude |
| BREAKING: A deal is "expected to be closed" between the US and Iran tonight, per CNN.\n\nDetails include:\n\n1. A "regional source" has informed CNN that "some good news is expected from both sides soon"\n\n2. Discussions are being steered directly by Pakistan’s army chief, Field Marshal Asim Munir\n\n3. The White House said that Trump has been made aware of Pakistan's proposed ceasefire and that "a response will come"\n\nOil prices are falling on the news and US stock market futures are now green.\n |
| IS THE STRAIT CLOSED OR NOT? |
| Pump it as much as possible, so if it does tank, it will open flat tomorrow! Hah! |
| You got retards in here spamming the B-52s have turned around using a cropped flight radar screenshot as if military planes on a combat mission fly with their transponders on. |
| *🥭 privately dms Pakistan to request all sides for a ceasefire*\n\nMango: “you lucky Pakistan holding me back, they sound reasonable. 2 weeks it is” |
| And why I did not buy calls or at least buy the dip is beyond me |
| Market manipulation |
| it's already at +1%. what happens if he actually tacos? +5%? might as well just skip straight to SPY 700 at this point |
| My local dominos is less busy than usual\n\nAlso delivery drivers would make the area “busy” |
| OMG MSFT is going up |
| Bears gaped. Any puts not sold today are with zero |
| The issue at this point is no matter how much he 🌮s I'm still going to wake up a NKE shareholder |
| Will it hold?\n\nNo, lol |
| I feel ya….sorry mate\n\nI have sold my Crwv shares early for breakeven if not i could have made easy $200\n\nAm in different platform here but i learn from guys like you not to go all in on SPY 0 DTE even am down 10K since i started trading |
| # There is no new public news past the Pakistan request for a pause |
| Art of the deal surely |
| What a truly embarrassing time to be an American. Lol |
| Nice play my dude |
| The 🥭hasn’t posted a single thing about Iran…\n\nFuc my balls I hate how much he owns my attention and ass |
| Pakistan to be award Nobel of Peace making\n\nTrump's next target, locked |
| why does source matter? anyway everyone is reporting anything they want. the market has long been moving on fake news. |
| Always bet on the 🌮 |
| Crazy how spy traded sideways on wti climbing 15% and then soars as soon as it drops 6% |
| So it was actually the bear civilization that was about to go back to the stone-ages LMAO 🤌 |
| Ok, might be a big mistake, but taken positions long on WTI and short on the DOW CFDs. Let's see how the next 1 hour and 45 mins play out. \n\nStop losses better not slip! Ride into Valhalla! |
| Orange man bought calls. Taco Tuesday incoming |
| Probably 2x at open |
| so many retards in here that don't know how to spell 'strait' |
| it's just like the tariff fiasco where things got broken then put back together in worse shape but with a lot of hopeful headlines and we'll probably hit ATH on our 9th ceasefire later this summer. |
| Well fuck me I forgot to set it to GTC and literally missed my order |
| Taco Tuesday |
| Bols r warmongers |
| Didn't this happen the last time he was supposed to talk and as soon as he started talking everything went to shit lol |
| CNN is reporting this? Calls on bombs dropping. |
| r/pentagonpizzawatch |
| Yessir |
| Huge pump and dump coming. Lube yourself fellas |
| Thank you for giving me hope Jelly fish |
| it's pronounced PA-KEE-STAHN. |
| I predicted a taco\n\nI am very smart |
| Trade futures then |
| r/pentagonpizzawatch |
| Melania, baby listen to me: \n\nyou need. to take. the phone. away from him tonight |
| 🇺🇸 |
| Dumbassery. |
| We all do it if that makes you feel better. When emotions run high, the brain disconnects from logic. |
| usual 5pm traffic is already factored, this is above normal 5pm traffic.\n\nas my technical analysis clearly demonstrates:\n\n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/joxqjdp2gutg1.jpeg?width=1094&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b11b75ea56f1232f429250c66ad3f60ae0d6781 |
| ofc s&p only 5% from ATH and piece of dogshit msft ios still 30% from ATH i justr wamnn a smash this keybord |
| Don't know what 3rd world time zone you live in for your screenshot to say 2:51am, but this tweet was at 5:21pm eastern time (55 minutes ago from my comment). The market did not react to this. |
| TACO KISSES |
| I wouldn’t get too excited yet bols… |
| Is there a way to buy calls on the IRGC? |
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| Tomorrow spy opens at 672 easy and closes 690 |
| You can go 1/2 Bol before Markets close. \n\n\nThat's risky but doable. \n\n\nBut never go full Bol when Markets are closed. \n\n\n- direct quote from 8pm ET tonight |
| Did we fully TACO? |
| The world has to weigh peace against my calls printing...I'm sorry to everyone |
| r/pentagonpizzawatch |
| IRS still around after 15th to make a payment into? |
| Trading under 🥭 presidency has taken years off my life lol |
| The problem with this market is that all the real moves are only happening AH, lol |
| $650 tomorrow got it |
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| You’re not cool, just type it out lol |
| 2 weeks 🙏 |
| this is why if you're not selling while down 10% just ride it all the way |
| QQQ is 594 now… you were too soon |
| But but u see the market is forward looking my ass. |
| 🙁 |
| Looks like trump won again? Wow, there goes the puts |
| see you tommorrow regard |
| Isnt the 8pm extended to midnight now the news? |
| This is gonna be really funny when Bibi gives him the call to tell him what’s actually going to happen |
| I'm going to be stomped out of selling 670 spreads, fuck lmao |
| Fellow Chicagoan in the thread? Your deep dish pick will tell me the answer |
| It's adorable you think the SEC would take action. |
| Final liquidity grab before 8pm? |
| Watch AHs on a 15 sec candle interval. You won't trade faster than the bots, but you can be the fastest human |
| I shorted oil because the taco trade is for real |
| Load the slot machine up and get back out there retard. |
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| BUY BUY BUY BUY so by morning PUTs will be down -100% \n |
| They did say they are taxing ships and barrels, loose oil might just get a free pass.... |
| ATHs all across the board by May. Gas under 2 dollars a gallon. A new era of prosperity for America, and bears will still be complaining because they are just doomers |
| Oh fuck he's speaking? |
| This cant be real!! 2 days!!! |
| The “free” market, where certain people can make money for free |
| Can’t wait until Iran comes out and says they’ve agreed to nothing, but the market goes up anyways lmao |
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| Nice man |
| i miss the ice cream man |
| If Trump does bomb Iran I will put partial blame on Bols\n\nThe stock market going down was the greatest asset in previous TACOs. Instead Bols gave him a green day |
| No. Don’t do it. Live to fight another day |
| Ceasefire or closing of deal for good? This is confusing. Smells like fake news |
| I like ketchup |
| Really hope he listened to his gut and held. |