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| They are not paying the full amount upfront |
| Buy now, pay later\n\nNothing the delete key lopping off 4 or 5 of those #s can't cure |
| Meta settles for 16B |
| Imagine not buying META calls yesterday because you're not an insider. |
| can snakes feel love? anyone own a snake? does it like you or are you just the person giving them food? |
| 766puts and 767calls on XSP. The market will now not move the entire day and it's my fault. \nI am so sorry. 🙁 |
| ONDS |
| META paying 17bil. They blow more than that on metaverse and other pointless projects lol |
| META 615+ EOD |
| Time to join r/investing |
| There were actual ppl that thought meta would have to pay over 1 trillion lol |
| moderna about to fall off a cliff? |
| Shrek about to come out and see the sun |
| how am i down so much fucking money already before market |
| I don't wanna talk the talk and MOSTY certainly don't wanna walk the walk 😡 |
| “Real personal spending” = my monthly OF budget |
| ONDS NOK RUM |
| [His palms are sweaty, knees weak, bags are heavy](https://genius.com/5140250/Eminem-lose-yourself/His-palms-are-sweaty-knees-weak-arms-are-heavy-theres-vomit-on-his-sweater-already-moms-spaghetti) |
| Money: I’m leaving! \nOP: Please don’t leave! |
| Selling META for GOOG was duuuuuumb af |
| 2 mins till most boring market day ever cause everyone is waiting for NVIDIA |
| It's called investing/trading if you win and gambling if you lose. |
| I don't use fb and ig any longer, but I remember when I did in their earlier days before the influencers and corporification it was alright. It was about connecting and communicating. Now it's just enshitification and brain rot. I'd never let my kid use that shiet... |
| I’d imagine smith and Wesson just sighed relief |
| lol this was leaked already this morning and it's actually real, insiders always win |
| sounds naughty |
| Stop gambling 😭 |
| Gold is such a cuck ore :kek:\n\nDimeritium or GTFO :screech: :screech:\n\nShow me your wares :chad: |
| Zuck is speed dialing Trump at this very moment to get this reduced |
| Mrvi |
| Big win for Bonta. Now please block the WBD and Paramount merger. |
| Meta going to continue pumping hard into open |
| Guys, today is the day I will finally make money! |
| if i sell right at open does that give you guys good luck today? |
| This is the year 2026. |
| I think retail is fucked. The boys are back in town. Buy nat gas. |
| that’s a massive paragraph just to avoid admitting you tagged me first. anyway, \n\nyou said you’ll stop now let’s see if you can actually control yourself this time |
| Gold is up 11% this month\n\nPeople on here when it's red for 24hrs, "Oh my god gold is plummetting, we are all gonna die!!1!1" |
| gonna be fuck all volume most of the day.. Prob a massive spike last hour setting up for nvidia report after closing zzzz |
| This is the same thing as the case of violent video games making kids more violent. It’s bs. Yes many things are designed to be catered to our addictive traits. But I never blamed big alcohol for making me love getting drunk. That was an issue with me. Is these people can’t be better than their urges then yes, it’s a lack of accountability |
| I got $600 in margins left and im in $12k in debt! dont call it a comeback |
| Amd 700 1 dte |
| Watch meta be red in an hour 😆 |
| wtf is PLAB and why is it ripping. 1.7b mcap |
| Ahahaha |
| Japan, 9.2 trillion in debt. Its kinda the size of it more than the ratio... |
| He bought? |
| good luck my people |
| Smoke lots of weed and jerk off 5x a day |
| all yall gonna be green today bois |
| GDP isn’t strong enough to keep up with inflation if anything negative happens with Nvidia the market is gonna get smoked |
| Gavin Newson’s deposit on a new mansion |
| YESSSSSSSSSSSS |
| theres a ton of dogshit companies in s&p. jack bogle was regarded to not see the eventual consequences of his regarded actions |
| Mu, please have mercy 🧎🏽🏳️ |
| Settling with States is just one tiny battle, there will be thousands and thousands of individual lawsuits for years to come. \n \nMost predatory corporation in existence! |
| 2 |
| mstr puts cvalle |
| California just extorted almost 13 billion dollars from a private company. \n\nDoes this mean there's no need for the billionaire tax now? |
| Nothing but doom and despair in your futures I'm afraid. I'd get out of the market right now. |
| u still in? |
| Been taking care of my sick kiddo. Wtf happened? |
| 3 |
| Scratch offs |
| Disagree. One person gets in a non-fatal Tesla accident that's not the Tesla's fault and it makes headlines in every news outlet because people love to hate on Elon/Tesla/robots and "Tesla involved in crash" gets clicks. All the monkey brains of the masses aren't able to comprehend that they are statistically safer and humans are the #1 risk on the road. Because of that it has to not only work (which it does), not only be 10x better than humans (which it already is), it has to be safer than Waymo (which it already is) and then it has to be safer than that still to survive being crucified in the media. |
| I am ready asts, punch me in the nuts |
| Spread ass cheeks wide and let it wink |
| Let’s get this fuckin bread boys! |
| Meta saving my port today |
| Aight yall I have 30 bucks in an account what's my 0dte play? |
| Its 20% of their 2025 profit. Wouldn't call it a drop. |
| Well there goes my bitch |
| Where has all the liquidity gone? Seriously, 3 min to open and volume is still super thin |
| Why tf is mu red? |
| they are exposed to over 1 trillion dollars of OpenAI related debt lmfao |
| mstr puts? |
| Let's go harlem shrek |
| I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you. |
| Damn shoulda bought more OKLO |
| and reddit's contribution to the S&P, it's acc so goofy that reddit got added to the index |
| Right. Recoup it after one quarter. |
| 🌽 dying again, back to 60k it goes |
| I got to take a grumpy BRB |
| im staying out of the market today. good luck anyone whos trading |
| sigh, no they will not be making the GDP of the USA in revenue either. |
| NVDA will beat and analysts will be like, “B-B-But Jensen didn’t refer to me specifically by name…” |
| Their stock bump more than likely paid for the fine, so our children are sold out to corporate profits, and we’re not even pretending otherwise. |
| auto buy NVDA Puts at open?! |
| Below 30 |
| 4 |
| Yeah I get that. I went with nasa loff and spch dram and went on vacation in july came back down 30k after spending 15k on an engagement ring. I got reamed. But on the bright side I never have to turn my portfolio off for a month again. Only costed me 45k too! |
| I can't wait to see the huge multi-day hulkers coming up |
| You’re a top 1% commenter\n\nNobody is surprised that you commented :kek: :kek: |
| Just like the google thing last year....easy dip buy. People actually think these companies would face serious consequences esp with this government lmao. |
| I bought at $5200, we are not the same |
| Nah |
| ASTS and AMD love red so much they should just kiss |
| Lmaoooo |
| the fuck is the bottom for RKLB? besides the ocean floor |
| People don’t realize Zuck battled Musk back when everyone loved Elon. He is literally always ahead of the game |
| Then buy his shitcoin instead! |
| Depends 4/5 times I switch between Opus, Fable, and Sonnet. Other than that depending on my need whether it's generating images or videos I may choose a different model. But for the most part it's Claude. I've also used GLM, but I don't understand the glazing, it's never been great for me. Minimax was decent. Grok was fast but gave me more trouble than anything. GLM was the worst offender though. |
| Thats crazy. Why can't people be accountable for their own actions. Its not that hard - just log off |
| MRVL earnings > NVDA earnings |
| Intuit getting wrecked. \n\nGood, fk em |
| It'll be really funny when people cry foul about Meta missing next earnings because of a 17 billion dollar "one time" legal fee |
| Qqq calls or is it fuckedd |
| 12b down from 1.4 trillion. So dumb |
| Blaming victims is? I don’t even know. The fact that the largest corporations ever for each time period (big tobacco, big food, big tech) literally hired the smartest people on earth to make their products addictive is harm. Have you ever smoked a cigarette? It’s not sensuous. It’s not a vigorous feeling. Yet, you feel that way because it was placed in your mind through culture, brought to you by aggressive advertising in the 1960s. Massive epidemic in lung disease 20 years later. Food? It’s not just a chip. It’s the perfect chip. Scientists devoted to making the things you eat so irresistible you can’t put it down. And also aggressively advertised by the same dudes and firms because their cigarette business was identified as harmful by the federal government and made illegal, so they just moved to a different product. Massive epidemic in obesity related illness 20 years later. Big tech? You get the point. |
| It's true. The best way to get people to use your product is to pair it with products they already use. The main reason anyone uses Grok is because its literally pre-installed in every Tesla. We already google everything, now we use Gemini because... well it's not like you had a choice. The models you have to go out of your way for will have to fight harder to get and maintain users. |
| GTA V is still the 6th most streamed game on Twitch.\n\n13 years after its release! |
| dooooooom |
| Damn that's it? I thought it would be at least 200b |
| the world's fate depends on nvda earning |
| You do this kind of thing long enough you just dissociate from it. I gambled a lot in my late teens and early 20s |
| Yea that was weird. Picked up more at $125 |
| bears going to the trailer park with $140 to buy puts |
| So one year of Anthropic profits? |
| SURPRISE! Mutha Fucka! |
| K very funny SNDK, now can we go back up or nah |
| https://preview.redd.it/1lff6b6t0qlh1.png?width=310&format=png&auto=webp&s=429a91b61f4d532be40a281a3e621861563e8bd1\n\n |
| I love the smell of uncertainty along with a cup of freshly brewed coffee before the market opens |
| easy, we just need to make the minimum payment |
| theres nothing like shorting a filthy billionaire company and profiting out of it |
| at what point do asts and rklb become a screaming buy? |
| chump change. and the funny thing is the states think they won.\n\nthat venmo sent before the bell\n\nall those depressed kids and suicides. worth 16 billion.\n\nlol sad.\n\nlawyers got paid tho |
| worth it to enter meta calls at market open\n |
| Zuck: it's just a game\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/59cvjprs0qlh1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb62453ba3e9a4b08b7471904e1854c9685e0a47 |
| Bruh im Canadian, 5’10”, 175lbs, and good BP, Cholesterol, and resting pulse. Not saying what i’m doing is healthy but don’t loop me in with the rest! |
| I love how Servicenow will just randomly be down -5% some mornings |
| Tomorrow big shrek day. |
| 8 red days in a row... i thought the emperor protects? |
| Not these broke ass biatches coming for Meta every time they need a quick check as if not all other apps are created for addiction |
| Drop in the bucket. \n\nCalls |
| Should I get Meta calls at open? Ride the wave? |
| “What money?” |
| We're going green today and then everybody will clap. |
| Shoulda done puts today |
| it's over chat, SPY is taking another dump, sell everything |
| Priced in |
| Sure :pointlaugh: |
| Neat! |
| meta calls print |
| In case you were wondering, the National Debt just hit **$40,033,869,911,279** |
| Meta is the only green stock in my port |
| Inflation statistics have become a tool to keep inflating assets and gaslight the public.\n\nForce them into lower standards of living, keep trading down, pay more but without the wage increases they need. |
| If you based your investing that thinking on nearly every company you'd have a negative net worth. |
| I’ve had enough of the sneak dissin |
| puts finna print today |
| META bears got brutally rugged. |
| breaking laws becomes just an operational cost when you're big enough |
| Those spreads... yikes. |
| People need to take advantage of their borrowing power. Max that shit out |
| Length doesn’t matter as much as thickness. Inject it with growth hormones |
| Meta paying 17 billion dollars\n\nThat's 1.2% of the original 1.4Tn damages claim.\n\nThese states needs better negotiators. |
| JPM isn't going anywhere, could be a nice dip. Even being on the outskirts of this one could get messy though. |
| INTC will never be this cheap again |
| Yeah it's a little ambitious to think you are going to make all of it. |
| I hope he leaves em hollerin' "Gangsta, Gangsta" when he drops the mic |
| That’s hate speech |
| will INTU drop hard at open, check back in 6 min |
| in some federal bag, which is used to buy bitcoin or trumpcoin |
| Tom Cuck Lee promised SPY 800\n\nAnd he wouldn’t lie… cucks can’t lie :kek: |
| I think my 600c that's 5x rn disagrees |
| Leverage is freedom, with high leverage you don't lose much when you get it wrong and you make bank when you get it right |
| The article states:\n\n*As part of the settlement, Meta agreed to pay $12.6 billion, with 7% paid now, according to CNBC’s Jim Cramer.* |
| Zuck needed this lawsuit to prove he’s still got it |
| they fuck with the FBI since its beginning, dont even trip on em |
| should’ve never bought these intel calls lmao |
| Tax cuts and subsidies for tech company data centers. |
| Im tired of winning!! |
| he's for sure got like 20 missed calls from 🥭 already |
| Thanks @Mods. |
| Remember when 30 billion was a thing, I remember. \n\nWhen Elon says money will not matter, this is what he is talking about. \n\nThe USD is kinda fucked as a global currency. |
| Yeah right.\n\nInvestors bought TTWO 5 years ago to not profit for 5 years.\n\nYou're a genius! |
| But they should want the world to know that parents continue to do less and less and blame others more and more \n\nThe amurican culture |
| Can i make my d!ck longer by stretching it? I want longest possible size |
| My guy you're gonna be down $25,000 at open. Good luck. |
| A dump a day keeps the gains away |
| Yeah this is brutal |
| $12.6 billion? That's it...? \n\nWhat a fucking joke. |
| i have like 3 options trades rn that are gonna expire worthless, it's fine i don't even like money anyways |
| Our debt to gdp is not even remotely close to implosion. Japan is sitting at like 320% we’re only around 122%. I think the EU is at 180%ish. |
| Yes, Judge, I understand. No, Judge, won’t be an issue anymore. Of course, Judge, we’ll look into your ex’s PMs. Thank you, Judge. |
| i dont understand meta going up on news that they do abuse children how does this make sense |
| Prices respond: "Aye aye, sir" |
| Call on Meta. Only up now. |
| 769 by noon |
| I’m guess they pop in the morning, sell into the close, pop again at close, sell off again. How’d i do? |
| They are still basically giving it away. Claude is the only one that actually charges anything even remotely substantial, and it's still not nearly enough to cover their costs. One of my friends told me his engineers will come to him for Claude $1000 token re-ups multiple times a week. Doing the math on that, that one engineer is costing three times his salary. Is he really doing the work of 3 people? |
| Oh GOOGL...we cant do this dance anymore. |
| Work hard and I'll re(a)WARD you today. |
| I want big fkn moves |
| MSTR ASST breathing heavy today |
| Fucking hell. We gotta get these people to redo our laws. It's hell on Earth when someone is rich enough to poison our minds and souls and get away with it. |
| Pathetic lil bers, doing their lil cuck things :kek: :kek: |
| Everybody knows whenever you need a quick windfall you just sue Meta |
| NFLX and META I love you both rn. |
| 78k...... |
| meta gona fade so hard |
| $KSS Q2 \'27 Earnings Results \& Recap\n\n• Reported GAAP EPS of $1.28 up 128.57% YoY \n• Reported revenue of $3.52B down -0.87% YoY \n• For full year 2026, Kohl\'s expects net sales and comparable sales in the range of a 1.5% decrease to flat, with adjusted operating margin of 3.5% to 4.0% and EPS $1.80-$2.40. |
| NVDA: pump because it never does after earning or follow the traditions n dump? |
| I want paper traders to get booped on the noses for trying to pass go via leverage. |
| It’s already on the website |
| Everyone having fun today? |
| trump says prices are coming down |
| # 8 minutes until NVDA goes BONK |
| So how much did they fucking pay? And now what? |
| We’ll see if the memory shortage outlasts humans |
| WE ARE THE INVESTORS NOW, NO ONE WANTS SAFE HAVENS ANYMORE, NOT EVEN FUNDS, THE WORLD BECAME AN EVEN BIGGER DEGENERATED CASINO, ALL THANKS TO TRUMP |
| META please don’t fade pre-market, we NEED 600 😩🥹🙏🏻 |
| Knowing that we’re just one TACO away from a moonshot keeps me buying the dips on everything |
| Meta calls here are the most obvious play with the breakout |
| they want to cut rates, but the market is selling off bonds cause there is lack of faith in the long term. Major foreign bond holders like Japan are deep in the shitter with their currency. So they actually want to sell bonds, not buy them.\n\nWithout buyers, the yields cannot come down. Its a double fuck. \nOnly way out is the fed buying them, but that would just indicate in clear terms, that these bonds are worthless paper. And we speed run hyperinflation. |
| You did not shit your pants. That sour scent is coming from your portfolio. Okay, I lied, you also shat your pants. This is financial advice. |
| Amerifats\n\nYour debt needs some ozempic. It's beyond obese and might have a cardiac arrest very soon. |
| I’m worried we gonna theta all day then movement happens after hours on NVDA Er |
| sounds like your still sucking cock fuck head. your another piece of shit who doesn't know when to shut your fucken mouth. make the ban bet you won't your just a mouth piece. no balls so fuck off go back to your shitty world your just another fucken loser. watch the rest of us make money LMFAO |
| Keep in mind that guidance will include the recently announced 15% price increases. |
| 750 EOD |
| There are some day when news say something and stock completely goes the opposite of the news. This market is weird |
| 🚀🚀 |
| nvidia is worth 10b if it didnt sell gpus |
| Geez SNDK calm down |
| Bearish lmao |
| < 10 mins until the market opens. Some of us will be rich. Some of us will be crying |
| 10:30am |
| It’s already gone. Stocks are forward looking |
| its time to lower rates we all agree |
| PURR down 4% despite Hype closing in on ATH. Very sus |
| 🤷 |
| soft red premarket |
| Pay a fine, gets a few rules added that you have no intention to follow, profit |
| finally not paperhanding META paid off |
| OKTA CRWD calls |
| i didnt see the numbers, but investors like tranquility, so if they settled it essentially means they could afford it and the state didnt have that much of a case. either way, since there is no more lawsuit, shareholders stop stressing and it pumps |
| damn u right |
| this cuck just repeating the tsla promise everything playbook all over again \n\n \njust like tsla the company will make no money whatsoever but he'll get paid bigly by liquidating leveraged shorts/longs with his buddies |
| Looks like the play today is META calls at open |
| Where that money goes? |
| Is the supply glut in the room with us yet? |
| He will once trumps starts pressuring him |
| rest is over long time GG meta to 700 easy now |
| see ya META |
| Blindly bought that dip at 125 and out at 131 and change. Not a bad pre market W |
| Wanna know the best part? I sold to go into AVGO Instead. Ask me how I’m doing? |
| Kohls beat the expected EPS by 125% for Q2 |
| Memory bol r fuk |
| Tainty-oly back again to be taunted a second time :wow: :kek: |
| walmart is worth less than $50 without humans |
| When the AI bubble pops, it'll be the opportunity of the century to buy some sweet ass computer hardware. If you are looking to upgrade your home gaming rig. |
| I told AI to undo some its changes 💪\n\nI\n\nAM\n\nSTILL\n\nIN \n\nCONTROL |
| META Only pays 7% today |
| META 610 wen? |
| Bought a few rklb here |
| What happened with meta |
| 🫠 I want my own flair |
| Pouring myself a cup of ambition ☕️ |
| Slap on the wrist |
| META is sucking my dick, but INTC is pounding my ass. |
| Ah shit soldiers objecting to iran war before gta6. Love to see it |
| They don’t want the whole world knowing their product has caused an increase in teen suicides. |
| Damn I feel for you brother... you should full port HTZ calls and then show her your account |
| I read so much dumb shit in this chat.. Including what I type myself |
 Jim Cramer (@jimcramer) on X I sense a monumental day x.com |
| It's not that deep bro |
| Sorry, but you are wrong.\n\nEven the leak was priced in.\n\n;-) |
| To many “on”’s did not read |
| whole market feel like waiting for something to break. been holding my shares since february and at this point i just leave them alone and check in december lol |
| Easy buddy, or else I’ll have to give you a knuckle sandwich |
| Motherfucking sellouts |
| I’ll be curious another factor to weigh with you thesis. \n\nIf we head towards abundance.. \n\nWe will give people food, housing, health care and disposable income. \n\nWill we give them gold and silver?\n\nIm excited to see what happens but the 40T debt will need to also be solved. |
| Isn’t that a quarters worth of revenue gone tho? |
| He may be planning to exercise them. At this point it's his only real option. Judging by the comments the exit liquidity post wont work for this trade. |
| Zoom gonna keep dumping at open?? |
| Every single quarter i get an all company email saying how we did great last quarter but the next one will be even more important. For years. |
| she jackson on my hole till i warsh |
| Well that was quick |
| COD MW4 won't sell in its entire lifetime, what GTA VI will sell in just 24 hours. |
| i dont, i trade OTM |
| A Pussy that will not lose his money anymore, the stress is aging me 10 years per year |
| What’s your thesis on PURR. Their revenue is fractional compared to >!binance!<. The idea for the token burn is great but can’t other competitor like Coinbase and binance or RH offer perpetual future trading similar to HYPE DEX. They do have like 50% market share of the international perpetual future trading but I feel like the business can be disrupted by the big guys very easily. No moat in my opinion. More of a short term trade with BTC pump. |
| 90% of you are bots :hesright:\n\nIf not, fight me irl? :screech:\n\nOh you can’t, cos you’re a dirty bot 🤖 \n\nQ.E.D. |
| It had a good run the past few days. Btc also at 78k rn and seems shaky. |
| ok aapl let’s have a +5% day |
| because the lawsuit is over |
| Wow meta pumping |
| what's the expiration? |
| I really hope they drop another $10, I might full port them then |
| $mu is worth less than 300 without the shortage |
| this is a tricky casino. atleast with real casino's you know the odds |
| Gold and silver futures are super fucky right now. |
| Sure, I don't know shit. Sir this is Casino |
| does it really mean anything when pce came in at 3.7%? |
| Why tf is meta up on this news? |
| im on a 8% profit on META since shorting its peak couple of minutes ago, 10x leveraged , bout to exit pre market open |
| Going lower, much lower |
| I bought 9 shares yesterday |
| execution and timelines are everything. |
| Looks like the play today is Meta calls at open |
| bullish |
| Too risky, mstr wont go down that easily |
| Imagine investing in Scam Altman and Wario Amodei 🤡 |
| Right now that profit margin is negative for every AI company. When it rises to 2-5%, how does that justify the Trillions of dollars in valuation of all these AI companies? |
| Gemini |
| PUSSY |
| Canada renaming Lake Michigan to lake Epstein today? |
| KSS |
| My rent money is disappearing help |
| what makes you think that? it dipped back to 212 in premarket right now. |
| Buying puts at $625. |
| Calls on META. Zuck cooked again |
| I smell META shorts out there , might get unBEARable |
| ai doesnt exist |
| This comment section is incredibly bearish. Lfg |
| They're all bunch of shams |
| Physically can’t |
| Cutting rates only works if they were artificially high to start.\n\nIf the Fed is issuing bonds at 6% but banks can still make money selling 3% mortgages (during low inflation periods) they're still going to hold mortgage rates at 6+% because anything less they could just take the guaranteed 6% from the government. In that case, if the government dropped rates to 2%, banks would start offering mortgages at 3%.\n\nBut when real inflation is 5% and the bank needs to sell mortgages at 6% to make money, it doesn't matter if the government drops rates to 1%. Bank still can't go below 6%.\n\nThis is true for all loans. Mortgages, business loans, car loans, etc. |
| You saw this coming, though, right? |
| Can we get a real pump on VRT please? |
| I don't like the ways the world is developing, I think we should go back to an earlier save point and start over |
| Meta bulls laying pipe today |
| Rip my NVDA calls |
| Let's cuck the zuck sounds like a hit song |
| stop being a dumbass bear\n\nsource: former bear |
| That's just the bubble guts |
| Family of apps makes up 95%+ of Meta’s revenue, with Facebook estimated to be more than half of that with Instagram at 43%. https://www.businessofapps.com/data/instagram-statistics/ so Facebook is still doing pretty well lmao.\n\nWhat companies did Facebook buy to remain relevant? |
| Sold all my shit, put it all in a single S&P500 ETF, I'm not built for this guys.... |
| please just stop |
| better to get into the one selling shovels. DE |
| Yessir |
| Happened today. |
| Might full port WMT calls at open |
| Owning Asts and rklb has me contemplating a second job man |
| any interesting stocks today for going long? |
| It's up 126 million precent since it's IPO |
| Don't be a prick, obvious to you is not obvious to everyone |
| Today feels like an all time time type of day 😎 |
| # TOM 'CUCK' LEE\n\n^((just getting ready for days to come)) |
| Me currently 😭😭😭😭 to be fair we are in the streets out here grinding a 10k port to the moon. We don’t have time for showers and breakfast although I do brush the teefers usually 30 min after market open to relock in |
| That's harsh |
| lol |
| How you say you love me you ain’t put me in chanel |
| Will MSFT dump eet or no? |
| You don't nothing about this topic, so please stfu!\n\n1. In November there will only be a console only release, PC maybe a year or 18 months later.\n2. Installable is already huge!\n\nHere are the latest console sales numbers from vgchartz:\n\nPS5: 94 million\n\nXbox Series S/X: 35 million\n\n\-> almost 130 million combined, growing by about 1 million per month. Sales will probably spike in November, but this will die down, because nowadays every console is 100-200$ more expensive.\n\n3. People love Rockstar Games!\n\nRockstar Games's latest releases are both in the TOP5 of the bestselling video games list:\n\n|Rank|Title|Sales(millions)|Series|Platform(s)|Releaseyear|Developer(s)|Publisher(s)|Ref.|\n|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|\n|1[^(\[a\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_games#cite_note-Dispute-11)|[*Tetris*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris)|520|None|Multi-platform|1988[^(\[c\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_games#cite_note-19)|Various|Various|[^(\[17\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_games#cite_note-:2-20)|\n|1[^(\[a\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_games#cite_note-Dispute-11)|[*Minecraft*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft)|400|[*Minecraft*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minecraft_(franchise))|Multi-platform|2011[^(\[d\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_games#cite_note-23)|[Mojang Studios](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojang_Studios)|[Mojang Studios](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojang_Studios)|[^(\[20\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_games#cite_note-24)|\n|2|[*Grand Theft Auto V*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto_V)|230|[*Grand Theft Auto*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto)|Multi-platform|2013|[Rockstar North](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_North)|[Rockstar Games](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_Games)|[^(\[21\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_games#cite_note-Take-Two_Earnings-25)|\n|3|[*Red Dead Redemption 2*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Dead_Redemption_2)|87|[*Red Dead*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Dead)|Multi-platform|2018|[Rockstar Games](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_Games)|[Rockstar Games](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_Games)|[^(\[21\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_best-selling_video_games#cite_note-Take-Two_Earnings-25)|\n\n4. Sales numbers will be insane!\n\nGTA VI definitely won't reach 230 million in the next 7 years, but 40-50 million by the end of the year should be doable. (Reminder: GTA V sold 29 million copies after just 44 days.)\n\n5. Preorder numbers are huge!\n\n89% of preorders were for the 100$ version, just 11% for the digital.\n\nAnd there will be also a code-in-a-box version, that will be shipped a week before release.\n\n6. Everbody will have to buy his own copy!\n\nno-physical / digital only means, you can't trade it in and you can't buy it second hand.\n\nSo you HAVE to buy your proper GTA VI copy for 80/100$.\n\n7. GTA Online will be a cash cow\n\nGTA VI seems to be single player at launch, but this was also the case when GTA V launched.\n\nGTA Online started 2 weeks after launch.\n\nThese could also happen with GTA IV Online, maybe in December.\n\nThere is already a GTA+ subscription for 8 bucks per month and people are still buying in-game-currency (Shark Cards)\n\nRockstar still makes over 1miillion per day with GTA Online (at least 500 million dollar per year for the last 13 years)\n\nIn the first 6-12 months the online mode of GTA VI will at least triple this revenue.\n\nThe revenue numbers in February will be huge, the stock will explode, at least 280$, maybe 300$+.\n\nMaybe even more, depends how many units over 50 million sold, how many new GTA+ subs and if new versions (PC version, GeforceNow streaming version,...) are coming. |
| Well, what they've done is. They have calculated the entire revenue generated by the white collor workers across the world - and then tell investors that potentially, all of that work at one point in the future can be done by an AI model which is basically going to be their model. \n\nIt's nothing surprising, since space X also claimed some similar figures during their IPO claiming some potential 28 trillion figure . |
| the market just fucked your calls in some gucci flip flops |
| Add a 9 to that |
| Early session volume has been super light, like the whole market is on pause or some algo who buy and sell repeatedly have been turned off. |
| SNDK going to 0 and MU going to 2000 |
| Chamath was talking like 10% plus. Those guys are so smart. |
| God damn meta |
| ber the type of fella to chat gpt to write his Deep Dives and not check the errors |
| Hoping for a swing towards Gaming for them so they don’t hedge all bets on AI |
| shorting this shit market is becoming too obvious, I guess we see a bounce soon |
| Instead of fining meta, they should have pushed for water boarding zuck on live tv |
| some of you are pretty cute 😋 |
| Does the $100k a year already account for healthcare costs? $100k a year ain't much when these cobra plans are like 4-5k a month |
| Why we got no volume chinese stocks on here |
| u fucking disgusting bot |
| nah look online. sorry I am lazy today |
| MSFT is red\n\nBULLISH |
| I'm so glad I went with puts |
| Let’s ban video games too lol stupid fucking lawsuit |
| Don't hate yourself, unless you didn't buy $METU Calls yesterday |
| Argentinantillion |
| Really? |
| Amerifats woke up and took massive dump as always |
| They making ai versions of dead people 😳 |
| That's me out |
| 👆 |
| Puts mstr |
| Everyone with a 5+ inch dick |
| Yes |
| He is so retarded that even with tons of helpers and daddys money and insider knowledge- he still gets it wrong sometimes. |
| Nvidia earnings will probably disappoint but guidance will be higher |
| Earnings |
| Unless you like dicks |
| There’s no personal accountability anymore these days |
| whats the fuss about SALESFORCE? |
| calls on pervert glasses? 🤡 |
| he did not know zuck will chicken out\ |
| INTU hit 300 briefly last night after hours. Can we see it again today? |
| I'm proud of you META |
| I feel something bubbling |
| META settled. I wonder if they have to remove infinite scroll\n\nAlso, what a stupid fking thing to include in a lawsuit. That's an amazing feature.\n\nDon't get me wrong - They do some shifty shit - But just because some people are brain dead zombies and literally can't stop scrolling until they shit their pants (ala Cartman playing WoW) , how the fk is that Meta's fault? |
| Why did 🥭 sell meta from his portfolio? Is he one of us? |
| I turned in some AI slop and called it creativity. My team was amazed |
| 🫧🫧🫧 |
| That’s been my thesis’s for 2 years now and nothing has really happened even though silver and copper production isn’t meeting demand and that percentage grows every year. I have been stacking physical metal since I started this thesis. “ I’m early….. but I’m not wrong” I’d say we expect silver over 500 by 2030. However the question will be will that be because of inflation or actual demand. Obviously this is a bullish number some might say. |
| This is amazing |
| 🫂 that’s why they pump cuz they know |
| I hate when the big moves happen before the casino is open and then it just thetas the rest of the day |
| I like bulls that buy Abercrombie & Fitch |
| it will be "EXCEED EXPECTATION" but not enough. AI concern freakout news and the market goes red for a week.\n\nRinse and repeat |
| Sometimes I think I prefer the days it dumps at open. Seems more honest. |
| Well that was silly |
| Not A2 |
| Source? 16.68 billion peanuts if it is true. |
| Im so fucking sad i sold my meta calls yesterday fkml |
| Personal income and spending are both up, what do you mean, lol |
| Remember less than a year ago when 🥭 was toutin how he was gonna get us 6% GDP? Pepperidge farm remembers... |
| Looks like you made him dirty delete… lol |
| Might go balls deep on tsla calls |
| Good Morning Jensen! Bring me fortune. |
| You know what, I hope everyone wins today. Let's gut the fucking nerds |
| are we just gonna giga pump at open so everyone gets a chance to be upset today |
| Why do i get the feeling we wont see Ath until 9 months from now |
| Warned about TACO yesterday... |
| calls on pb and j |
| Well, that was fake for starters lol |
| Crm dumping before I’m ever gonna get to shirt it smh |
| Where can I buy "Panda Bonds"? Because those "US Bonds" are shit |
| nobody gets headline stock news from CNN dumbass |
| Don’t want to DCA down to win when it recovers? |
| Anyone 0dte’ing meta |
| Jackson is gonna get his hole drilled this year\n\nIsn't he? |
| # REALITY SETTLING IN \n\n# EVERYONE RUNNING FOR THE EXITS\n\n# GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN |
| Well I sold the SKHY CCs when it was at 163. I missed the dip on Monday to buy them back because I was at the beach. Might get another shot today :happy: |
| pre pump can mean market dump at open\n\npre dump could mean market pump at open\n\nPre dumb could mean post dumb if no actions taken |
| Walmart, Kohl’s, and another big box store are getting smoked with earnings cause no one has money left and credit cards are being abused to shit. We’re so close to a big correction and everyone is oblivious |
| Puts |
| not much they have some rocket car shwoing this week but who knows it always recovers fast |
| May the force be with you |
| AI has crushed earnings all season, NVDA will crush earnings and it’s already priced in so nothing will change. |
| Meta $580 calls I bought on Monday gonna save my port |
| the gambler's fallacy 🤡 |
| mooned to 120 when I had 80$ calls sold. end my life |
| Calls |
| Let me guess, all my stocks down 10%, SPY somehow .01% green |
| So many opportunities to learn this past week. I hope you’re not wasting them |
| You poor bastard |
| *This "pivot." Is it in the room with us now?*\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I’ve been able to swing trade it pretty well( up $100k) this year doing that. \n\nI’m also in LUNR and a bag holder currently with 5,100 shares at $36…..\n\nI tried to pivot off ASTS to it and the bottom fell out. So much for diversifying. |
| At 8, you left $21,000 on the table. Btw they'll be more than 8, WAY more |
| Fucking conspiracy |
| The 1 month SPY chart looks strange |
| Fake ass dump lmaooo |
| Trump really has just fucked the market lately so lame |
| open the casino 🏳🌈🐻 |
| Idk if I learned my lesson from last time but I doubt meta is gonna hold these gains |
| wowa, captain obvious is here?!?! |
| ? And have a billion dollar release in just over 3 weeks lol |
| Worth investing in agriculture? |
| Oh no PCE!\n\n *googling what pce means* |
| market not exactly pricing that in right now |
| POV: You withdrew $20 from the ATM but the ATMA made it sound like $10,000, notifying all the bandits in the city… |
| Puts for NVDA? |
| Stephanie Link announced she sold all her META 2 days ago and parked it in Amazon ....LOL |
| I do it this but vice versa. It's definitely worth it in my opinion. these models all excel in different areas and in my experience, this is the easiest way to bridge most of those gaps. |
| Salesforce will be 180 EoW |
| In that case, Yes |
| Bro google why just dump |
| Priced in |
| lololo this overvalued shit stock that crashes the market at every earnings |
| Thanks captain obvious |
| $mrvi is the move |
| Had to wait for PCE amd NVDA |
| Holy shit I am you wtf |
| Absolutely no one |
| LEAPS Puts on TLT? |
| salesforce gonna crush it |
| No, it's on a table |
| Jackson hole is to discuss how bad they should drop the market |
| Come on INTU dump you cunt |
| PCE never mattered |
| Just buy meta around 550 and sell around 600-650. Infinite money glitch |
| They pump when you sell don’t feel too bad |
| Me when I’m a complete dumbass |
| It's to my understanding the sex robot investing thesis is firmly intact. The only issue holding down AI stocks is geopolitical noise like the Iran War & Operation Economic Outcast |
| META bers |
| Meta |
| Retardation |
| wtf Google what was that shit |
| Guuuuuuh another red semi day |
| It was the guidance - it wasn’t enough for Wall Street - bastards |
| Fuckin sold my Sept monthly meta $600 calls y'day for 30% gain, would've been 200% today. Butcher's couldn't announce this yday? |
| Fuk this market makes me sleepy |
| Cant cucc the zucc |
| Who is buying $DKS? |
| Yea why would he do that |
| This is lowkey regarded. But passes. |
| is the good price in the chat with us now? |
| Half my portfolio is cash awaiting Nvidia dip |
| Bers? Lmao |
| Thank you my degenerate brother let's try no to give profits back to market today |
| zuck is paying US debt , that settlement was quick |
| Might get out of my 08/28 covered calls at good price today :happy: :happy: |
| It's up to NVDA to save us. |
| Oh yeah this shit has been beaten to hell |
| Alright boys and girls. DKS in focus today, could drill further or potentially recovery a bit. META also could move significantly as their agreement to settle claims starts to unfold. |
| Change the settings. |
| He's looking sharp though. |
| \*STATES AND META HAVE REACHED A SETTLEMENT REGARDING ALLEGATIONS THAT THEIR PLATFORMS HARMED CHILDREN, ACCORDING TO A COURT FILING\n\n\*META AGREES TO PAY A MAXIMUM OF $16.68 BILLION TO STATES AS PART OF DEAL |
| If Zuckertard resign as CEO. Meta will be at 2000 the next hour |
| Meta pumping on potential settlement\n\nBut we don't know exactly what is potentially settled.\n\nPuts for the brave |
| and tarriff refunds...well companies got them |
| i would kill to see a different color in my port |
| Under 900 we go |
| it's okay. I take assignment |
| Went in big on LUNR yesterday. You can see on the charts that once SPY has a half decent day and money returns to space stocks, this will fly up towards 20 again and beyond |
| https://preview.redd.it/djqnjnoqxplh1.png?width=760&format=png&auto=webp&s=048aec24465735c52a75c830b089a3dd942e0586 |
| Rip to the guy who full ported sndk calls for friday |
| guys inflation isnt even bad |
| Puts on creampies in this economy :sadsuit: |
| Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa what? Listen to it pow \nLight it up and take a puff, pass it to me now |
| I would love to short Meta today and make a good profit on the losses of a filthy billionaire.\n\nKeep it real my guy financial freedom is our only hope |
| Tomorrow. |
| Imagine thinking $meta would risk a trillion dollar fine by not settling |
| That’s odd |
| So cooked inflation is bad. Imagine how bad are the real numbers? |
| good news on the trial settlement. |
| No it wasn’t lol |
| Yes, |
| oh i thought you meant reverse down lmao i'm regarded |
| How much are they paying me for warping my fragile little teenage mind? |
| whys meta pumping? the settlement isn't even finalized |
| chat, why is MU crashing...again... |
| Will there be any profit left for META 0DTE calls by open. UGH |
| Wonder if Warsh is regretting taking that job offer |
| For real this is better than CNN |
| Why META mooning? |
| So is mine. I didn't know we could put out ads for it though |
| Their products harm children? Bullish |
| He's like WSB, that's technically positive when you're only down that much. |
| Heh this guys toast |
| Nvm I see the meta settles with US states now |
| Nvidia 125 by 4;30 pm? |
| NVDA looking like it'll end up somewhere between $230-$240 at open tomorrow. |
| The market has been going sideways for a week waiting on NVDA. Its ridiculous. |
| Head to the Cleveland Fed's "Inflation Nowcasting" site. and look at the numbers before someone changes them. I just realized that the BLS probably rounds down the numbers. Do that every month and inflation is understated for the year. And that's how you cook the books people |
| Bro I would be so sad… |
| META settles lawsuit with states, lmao this stock was Google 2024 and you all let it slip |
| Not even being sarcastic when I say it man proud of ya keep being a winner my brother |
| Quit acting like you were going to buy META |
| No, it’s not a person, it’s a verb “jacks on hole:. Who’s hole you ask? Kwar’s :hmmm: Who’s doing the jacking? Jpow :jpow: |
| More like 23% up smh |
| Hopefully end of September |
| News came out last night. Was pretty much everywhere. |
| Meta to 650, then back to 550, then back to 650, then back to 550, then its 2028 and they break out! ride the swing my friends |
| It's a bullish reversal, who is shorting this shit? Thank you |
| Don't get me wrong, i'm not defending it. I mean that independent of the result is needed to wait, you are right too. |
| Almost time for LUNR calls |
| Had an ex girlfriend do that once too. Hence, the ex.. |
| 👀 |
| METAAAAAAAA |
| It’s where ghey bers are born |
| Bear with me |
| Here |
| Meta you could’ve waited for me |
| Are those Zimbabwean dollars? |
| uhhhhhh.....perhaps news sources |
| Market has the chance to do the funniest thing at open |
| Nice Meta |
| thank you i wanted to buy meta calls today but its already up 5%\n\nmissed entry again.. |
| are we bearing today? |
| https://preview.redd.it/v1cmknvbxplh1.png?width=760&format=png&auto=webp&s=6330b3248cc1acf5b1e194ea164648188de45b06\n\nAll jokes aside. I would strangle NBIS or IREN. |
| Meta to 650 |
| Where the fhck r u guys getting news about meta from |
| meta ultrashreking on the randomest day lol |
| Going below $50 on delays and then to $20 when the "real bad news" breaks out |
| never knew how much therapy could help me in the market, theres a point between trading and being an addict to this shit |
| Bers got rugpulled |
| I thought the market goes up when it’s mediocre numbers |
| Now the bear market starts ( for like 1 day maybe) |
| Just get insider info |
| both of those companies are trash. puts until they're in the fuckin dirt where they belong. |
| reversing up LOL |
| They're even buying back the stock |
| Obviously Jim’s tweet means we will get the “monumental” $0.00 movement day |
| #LOL BULLS |
| MSS today for me while waiting for NVDA |
| Meta pumped 🚀 |
| meta stocks are just like chris brown. just gotta wait out the news cycle after they destroy a woman's life to start fuckin with them |
| what if we fuck in space |
| I do not like that my bets are red because fake numbers from government. \n\nAny one knows inflation is up the waaazzzzooooo but that doesn't mean my sketchy bets are wrong. |
| who is jackson hole |
| 765 shares of META. |
| I sold my meta calls yesterday smh |
| Only you will go down... outside Wendy's |
| Even the fake numbers look rough GG |
| META reversing |
| season |
| holy shit even more 😱😱 |
| This whole stock market thing would be a lot easier if I knew what is going up or going down |
| This is you NOW |
| I wonder if Silver is going to retake January levels before eoy. It’s hard to predict such a movement but I do think given new highs set by tech companies that use the metal, we could see a lot of asset sales to buy the metal. |
| Glad you got your shit together thats why youre now making winning trades, proud of ya pimp 💯 |
| bye gold rate hike time |
| all this american is doing fine false narrative |
| meta agrees they deliberately ruined a generation of children, stock skyrockets :kek: |
| Hold it 🙂 stock just vested and I am holding wink wink |
| holy shit are you me? |
| I need that more than anything. |
| Same - scalped 500 bux right quick |
| META PLATFORMS $META JUST AGREED TO PAY UP TO $16.68B TO STATES IN SETTLEMENT\n\nThis should logically pump 6-10% on such news. Peanuts. |
| pfizer next reddit stock? |
| Is meta going up because Dylan called it cheap on Dwarkesh pod? |
| lol |
| holy shit this is me right now |
| explain. |
| Everything within expectations |
| Calls… it’s always calls :hesright:\n\nI can even sell them to you regards if you want :hmmm: |
| Just scalped $200 off meta shares, life is good |
| Calm your tits, back to prices not seen since yesterday |
| META going to zuck all the green today |
| Wow I sold my META 600c 8/31’s for a loss last week at .95 each…they’re gonna be 8.00 at open and I had 29 calls…I’m gonna actually cry |
| Stop frontrunning the meta move out of hours 😡 |
| 1738 |
| i dont know im just trying to pump it frl frl im a degenerate |
| What do I do with this information that I couldn't do before? |
| I called it yesterday on smallstreet when it was at 360. Poor outlook, lawsuits and AI competition |
| Anyone using Meta platforms except bots and your grandma ? |
| I'm sitting on a put (aug 28) that I want to close |
| it's the same as gta 5 that didn't come out on launch either id give it a month or so maybe after Christmas or the start of the new year |
| Just move xAI into Boring for BoringAI, BoringAI IPO in 2027 and sell some cybertrucks to Boring as well. |
| holy shit this is me a couple of years ago |
| Everybody ultra dead in that Nepalese flash flood |
| Why you think that? |
| Brain dead lmao |
| Bers do need the helmets to protect from further TBIs :derp: :derp: |
| 😀 |
| Everybody says everything is priced in tho. |
| NEW BOOK: "A SONG OF REGARDS AND BANKRUPTCY" to be released tomorrow morning with a special guest jensen Nvidia. |
| but the people are retarded |
| asts stock down 2% premarket this might be dead |
| He did click a button or two, you're right |
| Some of yal woke up 2 hours ago and aint even shower had breakfast or brush your teeth, thats why yal lose money in the market open smh garlic breath fumes messing up your cognitive |
| Intuition or what are you seeing? |
| Shit I wanted to buy some META calls for today but pussied out |
| When will hedge funds come back I can't stand this low volume theta chop anymore |
| PFIZER CALLS |
| Come on i don't even need 300 today from INTU. 310 will do me and I can TP |
| It's a bul trap and a ber trap, everyone is getting fukt |
| Pumping META is the most regarded move bols can do. |
| If Zuck would announce a split too share price would hit 800 by end of September. |
| It really was. I had a short position, reached around $35k and thought I was hot shit, then SPY shot up. Still made 12k but a big lesson (don’t know what the lesson was, but it was big). |
| PFIZER CALLS THEY ARE COPYING THE CANCER VACCINE OF MODERNA |
| I just need spy at 769 today man please 🙏🏽 |
| Markets going the wrong way. TF did you guys do? |
| Meta back on that ripper shit |
| Boobs |
| Who was at like -70% on their meta calls again |
| I hope you were not joking. |
| Same shit happened with spaceX’s earnings, I’m leaning towards inversing Reddit sentiment |
| Meta was the easiest buy literally the dumbest idiot could have bought it. Just was screaming buy me! If you didn't you should be ashamed. U re a failure |
| META settled the lawsuit. Only up from here guys |
| META, take SNOW with you. |
| I like my coffee the way I like my women. Big Titties. |
| Flags at Dollywood should be at half staff. Went there last year and it was alright. |
| Well I am going to hold MRVL against my better judgement through the week. Either going to 200 or 275 |
| please dump at open so i can get calls for even cheaper |
| And we are only back to 2022-23 rates on the 10 yr… |
| INTU < 300 10 mins after open |
| :wow: :pepeuwu: :kek: :kek: :pepeuwu: |
| META $600+ 🚀 |
| Just a small market cap of a few trillion huh? |
| $mrvi is still moving. Price target $12-14 |
| Some of you smooth brains use Ryobi tools and it shows bunch of soft handed mofos |
| Settlement talks with states |
| Youre gonna shine their helmet |
| depends on if you're playing the binary or thetagang. either is fine, just never both. |
| Just what the ol CNS is needing |
| Where are you and OP getting your PE figures from?\n\nMy app says PE TTM is 38, and forward PE is 1500 lol\n\nThat's what happens when you make just $9mn in net income in the last quarter |
| sold my META calls too early yesterday. ffs. |
| META HAHAHAHAHA |
| Damn zig zags |
| these econ numbers are pretty mediocre, no? |
| I'm honestly about to full port AAPL, AVGO and TSM |
| Hasn't that been almost every day this month? |
| yes |
| What is going on with Meta? |
| I believe in you Zuck. You can save my future |
| let me get a taste of the personal income dam |
| Prob resetting the system with gold soon |
| Bers gonna be beggin’ to shine my pink lambo :happy: :happy: :happy: |
| # Time for a song:\n\n# Make some money, buying puts real good,\n\n# Full port NVDA puts just like we should,\n\n# All day long the stock will tank,\n\n# Anyone who listens will go to the bank\n\n# If you do not like this song,\n\n# Get off the markets and go rip the bong,\n\n# We will short NVDA until the sun goes down,\n\n# Otherwise our underpants will all turn brown\n\n# 🕺🕺🕺 |
| I’ve never read so much misinformation in one paragraph lol |
| today seems to be a theta gang day |
| I’d look again\n\nalso, you sound like an emotional trader |
| get ready for the bs dump at open |
| Monumental good or monumental bad? Which way matters |
| Bols\n\nR u ok? |
| And silicon on the moon for the solar panels. |
| AVGO proves to continue being the worst stock I’ve ever touched |
| META LFG!!!!!! :money: :wow: :wow: |
| With the way governments do this half staff/ lowered flag thing. There really isnt a point to keeping them flying normally if you start lowering them for every death that happens. There are only 356 days in a year and they doing them for weeks occasionally like my state is for Dolly. |
| genuine question folks, is it better to sell a call option right before earnings or after earnings\n\n |
| Yeah celebrating not being margin called, dude liquidated a lot of btc at the bottom of the dip 😂 |
| Celieve it or not, balls. |
| Meta gonna go 5% today |
| NVDA tanked its earnings?! |
| Nvidia day 🥳 |
| Agreed, frontier will change massively over that timeframe |
| I'm goin down down baby, yo' street in a Range Rover |
| The expectation is set very high for this game. |
| I think it’s a good opportunity \n\nI don’t think everything is priced in and have a feeling it will bounce back significantly once they start selling shark cards/the equivalent |
| :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: |
| meta disconnected af |
| Is that ai? |
| yeah we agree on that |
| Berk B calls anyone? |
| Come on fellow regards let's see NVDA rally, DKS and INTU shit the bed. INTU 5% tank at open |
| company still dogshit enough that the pump on that news still sold off |
| Glad to see the share price continually reverting back to exactly where I bought last week. Who knew I had such an eye for discerning the true underlying value of an asset. |
| if nvidia doesnt deliver it will be a selloff for a few days. |
| QQQ 720 EOW, 740 by mid-Sept |
| Fute doesn't tank with with bad inflation data ? |
| That trillion dollar lawsuit trial lastest a whole week lmao |
| We know that you know that we know youre cookn the books. |
| I think technically he did do a small project on time once. 'Hornsdale Power Reserve' |
| Wtf meta |
| ZM you hoe |
| This is the greatest compliment I have received in my life\n\n \nI wish I was joking |
| Cramer said today will be monumental. Sell everything. |
| On moms spaghetti |
| Interest rates impact the determination of price shares not inflation |
| Will you survive through to earnings at eod 😭 |
| Risk it all in one trade go big or go home |
| META 610 by EOD....... |
| STATES, META AGREE TO SETTLE CLAIMS THAT PLATFORMS HARMED CHILDREN -- COURT FILING |
| i do understand bers... when youre a bull and you dont win because the market feels so rigged, you just want chaos in the world. which means from now on i hope spy to go to 0 and gold to 1000000 |
| but generally when it shoots up after earnings (which is what I call earnings gains) and holds those gains overnight it's atleast +ve the next day. NVDA etc has fallen right after the results in overnight trading itself. So this time it's actually different. |
| Nobody ever goes to prison. |
| DoooOOOooooOOOOooom!!! |
| Core MoM and YoY is flat :happy: |
| It was a rumor about lawsuit setlling thatsbwhy i thinkm They ain't paying 1 trillion to some states Loool |
| This doesn't matter. |
| Corporate Profits QoQ Prel 8.2%; prior 0.5% |
| \-10% day |
| META giving the ZPC this morning. Zuck Power Cuck |
| Bag of Dicks has a whole new meaning |
| Wendys |
| then dropped 2 seconds later |
| This looks like spy 780 EOW. |
| meta green candle holy jesus |
| Hope Marc sued em for this |
| are you sure about that? number is higher than expected |
| At the top |
| Hes not Marc... |
| meta pumped hard |
| when its sharp |
| Yields would spike, borrowing costs (for everyone - home buyers, businesses, banks) would increase, the dollar would weaken, and equities would sell-off due to the panic that the full faith and credit of the US has been collectively questioned. \n\nWe haven't had a true failed bond offering in over 50 years. It would be bad, for all of us. \n\nOf course, we have Primary Dealers that keep us from having these failed auctions these days (happened a few years ago where the public demand wasn't there so the big banks stepped in and bought the rest of the auction to keep it from failing). So, to truly see a failed auction, with today's safeguards against them in place, would be a sight none of us are ready for. |
| Meta jumped like 10 dollars in 5 seconds |
| byebye |
| Have they managed to get a lander to land upright yet? |
| When is best time to catch falling knife? |
| Full port QQQ on that beautiful PCE print :happy: :happy: |
| So he sold low… and celebrating… he sold a butt load before the bounce 😂 |
| 2 are dead, never selling, 1 can't remember their password to their encrypted drive, 1 threw their old hard drive out and is digging through the garbage dump looking for it, and the other was stolen from mt gox never to be seen again. |
| I made a smelly 🥴 |
| Meta also cured cancer? |
| let it slip |
| Bul Ber Bul Ber kanggaroooo |
| Is GPU obsolescence a big thing? If it obsolete you are going to throw it away anyway. |
| # i hate ber |
| thats crazy. full port short |
| It is on the up and up. Earnings beat yesterday and analysts are upgrading it after earnings call |
| Garbage |
| Seems like another boring day it will be high chance |
| 100% cooked |
| Hedging nvda calls with amd calls 😎 |
| Degloved. Use your imagination, or look it up! \n\n |
| qqq to 700 |
| So is Nvda cooked? |
| software looking pretty stinky right now |
| How Nvidia looking |
| To the guy who talked me out of tsla calls overnight. Thank you. But fuck you to the same guy for talking me out of spy puts |
| Bers r fuk :screech: :screech: !!! |
| Power supply is probably simpler. Just a few solar panels provide the power and no need for batteries.\n\nGetting the panels up on the other hand is expensive.\n\n100 W/kg = at 240kw = 2.4 tons so $4million. \n\nGround based solar: \n\n240kw / 1 watt \* 6 (4 hours a day generation) \* $1 ($1 /watt) = 1.4 million US \n240KW \* 24 hours / 1 KWH \* $1000 = 5.76 million\n\nSo $6 million for ground based solar vs $4 million for launching solar into space |
| Ok |
| it affects future profits which determines how people price shares |
| There should be one quarter which doesn't beat the guidance or estimate. Let the market go to shit anyways |
| #GO TO YOUR ROOM |
| Chocolate malt whey is delicious, and i cant believe i listened to everyone saying it was gross. |
| Liberation Day Tariffs were struck down like in April bro. |
| Nvidia: we’ve made a jillion in profit. -8% while amd moons |
| This whole comment is sad and also proves why our fat fucking country is dying of colon cancer, obesity, and debt. |
| 🦐 |
| I trade on my cellphone...not by the lake though.. |
| why market dumping? |
| Three cheers for Mango, the only thing he can get up without any medication necessary is the Inflation! |
| 👆 |
| Stop yelling at us |
| 🦐 |
| Teddies are at hand |
| Sure but is there a demand? |
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| My instinct today is to short it full port, which I will not do because that would cause it to pump |
| ORCL is green and every other AI thing is -ve. Strange. |
| Ok well when inflation was 2 percent s&p was 3400 now with higher inflation s&p is 7700. Inflation isn’t bad its just one input to determining the ultimate price |
| https://preview.redd.it/p6oqcky6vplh1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a63075d9d6117fe28081d4c4ad4ae4eb50d23d9 |
| The wealthiest 10% of Americans own 93% of stocks. What the average or median American owns is peanuts. |
| INFLATION\n\n• Headline PCE MoM: +0.2% vs +0.1% est.; prior -0.1% \n• Headline PCE YoY: +3.7% vs +3.6% est.; prior +3.7% \n• Core PCE MoM: +0.2% vs +0.2% est.; prior +0.1% \n• Core PCE YoY: +3.3% vs +3.3% est.; prior +3.3%\n\nGDP\n\n• Q2 GDP annualized: +1.5% vs +1.5% est.; prior +1.5% \n• Personal consumption: +3.4% vs +3.2% est.; prior +3.2% \n• GDP Price Index: +6.4% vs +6.2% est.; prior +6.2% \n• Core PCE QoQ: +3.6% vs +3.4% est.; prior +3.4%\n\nINCOME & SPENDING\n\n• Personal income MoM: +0.4% vs +0.2% est.; prior +0.2% \n• Personal spending MoM: +0.2% vs +0.1% est.; prior +0.3% \n• Real personal spending MoM: 0.0% vs 0.0% est.; prior +0.4%\n\nDURABLE GOODS\n\n• Durable goods orders MoM: +1.1% vs +0.5% est.; prior +0.5% \n• Durables ex-transportation: +0.4% vs +0.6% est.; prior +0.7% \n• Core capital goods orders: +0.2% vs +0.7% est.; prior revised to +1.7% \n• Core capital goods shipments: +1.4% vs +1.0% est.; prior revised to +2.4% |
| He hates money |
| All Palantir shareholders in future will be in smart cities with escorts overlooking poor people |
| Could hit who knows |
| it doesnt read |
| It’s like we can’t even trade until tomorrown |
| Not so sure about that |
| Cash 🙂 |
| I was up 500 percent bow 385 so am sad lol |
| i started 5 months ago, i feel like someone born in 2010 lol |
| FOMC Member Barkin Speaks at 11:45 :ahyes: |
| Just one contract but still ugh |
| most times a company drops after earnings because it was priced in "hype" then sells off when the earnings is released for people to make money. watch NVDIA earnings this afternoon gonna be the same thing |
| semi and memory not looking good today |
| 🦐 |
| MARKET ANALYSIS: Oversupply of mouths for blowies behind wendys dumpsters to be expected tomorrow. |
| Tis but a flesh wound |
| 🦐 |
| Guys we made a chip and it is fast |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **LUMN** ▲ | $6.28 (above) | $5.71 | $5.89 | +10.0% | Aug 29, 6:59 PM | |
| 🦐 |
| This doesnt feel like hard mode anymore. just feels like nonsense mode. |
| !banbet |
| Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity\nTo seize everything you ever wanted in one moment\nWould you capture it or just let it slip? |
| Even worse they're being sued by multiple law firms representing shareholders for securities fraud to push that acquisition. That's how bad of a deal it was.\n\nIt's not that they overpaid. It's that it's a toxic asset that would be a burden even if they got it for free. \n\nWe've all lost money here, but this is at a literally criminal level. If somebody at Dicks wasn't getting something in return from a large Foot Locker holder for this acquisition, they sure should have. |
| 🤞🏻 |
| debunked |
| Blah blah blah\n\n$2 rangebound chop incoming for the entire session. |
| 👆 |
| 2% inflation was promised to us 3 months ago |
| If $MRNA actually cured cancer forreal, what do you guys think is a realistic pump price |
| its how it working so far...not really thinking these numbas are real lol |
| So if we didn’t have the tariffs and Iran fun do we think SPY would be 850 by now? |
| Atleast NKE still \nHolding up 😂 |
| Cramer saying Meta trial is not an issue = Zucc bankruptcy |
| "no" |
| What r we thinking about tesla? |
| Thoughts on AVGO, after earning nvda |
| !banbet help\n |
| Because you touch yourself |
| Not a bad idea |
| Just the research Robinhood. I actively trade with JPM TFC WFC NCSECU and others. |
| Now only NVDA can save us, great |
| No crying into the data center! |
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| Short it I dare you |
| Close |
| Baby come back |
| Jumping into ORCL was a bad move yesterday. Just cannot get over the 50 day |
| They’ll move to plan b which will be an attack on fed independence. |
| because u all wanted it to be the opposite? |
| Correct |
| Its still dropping and under all 50, 200 SMAs? \nIt looks it might go to 58 first |
| Some days I just wanna sell my business and all my possessions and just walk the earth trading on my cell phone and living in a tent near a lake somewhere, |
| $37 in the account but still enough to pay for Midjourney lol |
| Absolutely, 200$ i’d dare to say!! |
| I am 🤷♀️ |
| Bought some bloom energy right now |
| FAAAHH |
| They buy low and sell high it’s not rocket science. A concept foreign to WSB |
| maybe if new ceo comes it, stock will moon |
| My laptop has been losing battery in 1.5 hours everyday since the past week. Today I looked up the battery performance app inside it and now it hasn't switched off in 3.5 hours. Am i hacked ????????? Is AI maliciously using my laptop??? Is it crypto miners? 💀💀 |
| no idea i just gotup |
| Are you retarded anon? |
| They won't raise rates, they will use every other tool they can but they won't raise rates. |
| Then what is the point |
| Come on spy come back bby |
| Nay, the world! |
| aapl knows that current LLMs are just dogshit for return on invested capital and they're going to wait 5-10 years to just partner with whoevers doing it best at that time. |
| Well yes. 70ish bucks a week on gas is getting gay tho |
| Thanks. |
| but bonds affect equities |
| market says DUMP |
| Whatever happens today, Friday is gonna be worse |
| If it misses earnings you will be shaved from top to bottom |
| bruh, aint that the truth; it's not called loss porn for reason....\n\nevery single time |
| nvda earnings determine the fate of this country LMAO |
| Maybe we could wallstreetbet. Sell me the chance at 100 shares for .01 pls |
| 4-6 weeks maybe. i got Nov call options |
| Spy: down $0.90\n\nBers: it’s dumping!!! |
| SPY up 11.57% ytd. Passive beating tactical |
| activate the circuit breakers lvl 3 |
| I am so nostalgic for last year. |
| dummy down version -priced in\n\n*"The main measurement the government uses to track the true cost of living (ignoring jumpy food and gas prices) showed that everyday items were 3.4% more expensive in May 2026 than they were in May 2025. This means prices are rising faster than the government's goal of 2%, but this didn't shock anyone because financial experts already guessed this was going to happen."*\n\nlol oh really lol |
| Paperhanded algos |
| Technically at LEO the atmosphere is dragging them back into the planet but that is small. |
| it's a shitcoin, we know |
| AAPL is going to run heavy on the M5, M6 local inference strat |
| i shaved my balls for the nvidia eanrings |
| LMAOOOOO. The MSTR hits a little too close to home. |
| A pint? |
| Inflation doesnt impact equities only bonds |
| no more |
| Remember when we went from 630 to 779 on massive manipulation and axios printing peace hopium and the strait will open articles?\n\nThat shit was wild |
| Market doesn't want to buy but not enough reason to sell, well at least not now. |
| U realize manipulation of the oil prices when reserves are low only makes the problem worse? |
| I see red, people. |
| You shut your mouth. Nobody talks about Bitcoinjesus like that. |
| baby don't hurt me |
| Ya. We are in limbo till Warsh talks |
| Have you considered therapy instead of WSB |
| Calls 😈 |
| @Mods... I did a!Banbet... Can we be friends now? |
| Bers cheering 0.1% dip means bottom is in. |
| Crazy how for the last two years one company's earnings basically decides if we dump or pump |
| wanted to aks the same thing. you know why? |
| tell me about this frontier model ...is she hot? |
| What we need\n\n1. Strait to be open like it was Feb \n\n2. Oil prices in the 60s like in Feb\n\n3. Cooling inflation like in feb\n\n4. 10 year at four percent like in Feb\n\nOh the winning. It's too much |
| Probably but he’s going to absolutely freak out |
| Take one for the team |
| !Banbet $SPY +3% 1 week |
| SMTC lost earnings gains and went below yesterdays close WTF |
| Wen spcx crash? |
| How long have bethesda been working on hammerfell?\n\nHow long have they been working on skyrim through it's many rereleases. \n\nTime worked on a game matters little if the company has a track record of lacking QC |
| Fed building gets nuked in response |
| I don't care what anyone says, it's not a bull market until GOOG hits $400. |
| Canada and Iran are both 🥭 father |
| Their goal is not to pay it off ever |
| got em |
| Pussy |
| is it enough to pay off 40 trillion dollars worth of debt |
| Nah. Management is shitty. |
| for those curious : https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html |
| !banbet SPY -1% 1day |
| Awards for funny posts., funny memes, funny burns, and pure Regardium fuckyouosa takes. PRINT. BACCARAT |
| At this point there is a decent chance market is pricing it in |
| Have fun holding USD while the mango admin adopts a financial repression strategy and sends inflation higher than your IQ. |
| Not until after beta service begins next year. Next year is when we finally make triple digits for good as long as the recession doesn't keep us down too badly. |
| Eh, are you me? |
| Possible out of court settlement, likely for much less than that bullshit trillion dollar number they were spewing. |
| That's is 2 months 🤡 |
| Well I’m awake now…😂 |
| Homo |
| CRM calls. I think out of all SAAS reporting after the bell today, it’ll go up 🙏🏽 |
| 2️⃣➖1️⃣ 🔜 |
| ( |
| its because youre buying coffee every morning... thats always the excuse |
| I miss the days of drill team six |
| If the Fed decides to raise rates 🥭 crash out is going to be one for the ages cannot wair |
| Started to get a burn from all this red light therapy. Can we just have a small win. |
| **No Active BanBet**\n\n| W | L | Win Rate |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| 1 | 1 | 50% | |
| Yeah 10 pack is for pussies |
| !banbet |
| Time for NVDA putties. |
| it’s front loaded in q2. q3 is gonna be a blood bath 🩸 |
| You’re going to make me burst |
| # QQPOO TO 700 TODAY\n\n# GOTTA FILL THAT GAP BEFORE NVDA EARNINGS\n\n# PUTS RIGHT OUT THE GATE |
| Yes but how is Facebook today? They had to buy other companies just to remain relevant. \n\nMaybe OpenAI should build railroads that was a booming business at one point too |
| Jesus Chrissy Bessy's Bussy. Bonds are fucked. Bols don't get fucked too. |
| because you can afford it? |
| I have this same problem rip |
| You guys realize the US made tons of $ thanks to elevated oil prices right? |
| might be a bit premature to get back into the space sector. ASTS seems to hit the 50SMA and bounce down. Now in negative MACD territory so looks like the downtrend will continue. I'd wait it out a bit to get a better price. The wildcard is if the market rips because of NVDA ER, the entire market likely will |
| Remember guys: nothing bad can happen, it can only nothing happen. |
| Place a !banbet smarty 👖 |
| these 750p look tempting. |
| You are right, but if people want a polished game they have to wait |
| If you invested just $10,000 back in 1929 |
| The last time it was this bearish in here was before GOOGL earnings and then we rallied like crazy. Hmm… |
| Can't wait for nvidia's chart to look like the kospi chart. |
| Priced iNVIDIA |
| i like your optimism but have you seen the 10yr? |
| Im paying 5 bucks a gallon for gas. Why I had to buy two cars that run premium idk lmao |
| It's almost like stocks have a daily average |
| Can’t hate on it really. |
| LMAO |
| Flat |
| "spy dumping!" .. .. down .1% .. and then green by open .. poor bers |
| I got out in 1929, still waiting on the crash |
| Sideways moving ass forest gump looking Gilbert Godfrey sounding dead squid smelling ass market |
| Squa! |
| he likes rocket ships, BIG space guy |
| They are redomiciling in the US man |
| its a scare zone |
| Yeah actually, what happens now? |