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| For the longest time I thought "corn" here meant like actual 🌽 markets lmfao |
| so does everyone know that social security is going to take a 198 billion dollar hit because of mango's BBB\n\n |
| Half cock |
| Go ahead and sell both of those they’re going to drop at least 25% over the next two years |
| Just four more of those candles, my dearest SPY |
| Back to 320 this week. Let's go! |
| always gets right to my breakeven (when I but puts in the morning) before pamping\n\n |
| whats the news on meta? someone posted it should be dumping becase of this |
| Woild I be connecting the brokerage to Reddit or some 3rd party app? |
| Bro how, makes zero sense |
| Another day of cold porridge for bers |
| Is it true Jensen is teaming up with Faker to build a new AI cloud in Korea, you guys? |
| Thanks |
| LESSSSGOOO |
| I just lost 10% of my capital in the dip on Friday. My capital is already at risk |
| Retarded memory dip buyers coming in full speed |
| Err … whilst I’m sympathetic to the loss (a little) I read you’ve a soon Masters degree and youve lost £10k. If that’s the case ..Umm FFS half of England graduates with debts of 50-100k just for borrowing money to do their studies and then have to pay it back over years and years. If you have that too 10k won’t even be noticed. If mum paid for school … you’re rich. Perhaps have a word with yourself to man( or woman) the fck up, stop snivelling and get a fickin job? Or not. Rying into the pillow is fine too. |
| With commissions at ZERO, you might as well buy as many stocks as possible.\n\nSpread that money around! |
| $INHD ... |
| A lot of people will bail out of a trade when it starts losing money |
| thx bud |
| Many bulls surround me; strong bulls of bashan encircle me. |
| Those are pounds my friend. That’s $13,300 USD |
| 10% for the day is good. It needs to rest before making the next moves again, too much nervous energy right now, I bet another day or 2 and it starts ripping again |
| or get a heart attack depending what else ur taking.......im all for it though.... |
| What bro says every night as he hears the door closing as his wife goes to her boyfriend’s house to spend the night. |
| Analysts found if Nvidia buys me it would form a “closed loop” system. Nvidia provides (GPUS) and I provide (using the GPUS to generate poorly written pump and dump articles) |
| Bs artificial pump to kill poor people's puts #6395936295726295836, proceed |
| Checked the horoscope.\n\nCheck again. |
| Dram 100$ EOY? |
| I think we might get a kill shot on this rally 3pm ET. 🤔 |
| Where do I see this? |
| Just need it at 744 today |
| MRVL will never be below 260 again, you regards missed a generational opportunity on Friday |
| Well I sold my stupid calls so you’re welcome for the pump that will probably happen now |
| You can still lose those 100 |
| Bro says all that only to end up with a torta |
| 2028: Elon Musk approved for 5 Quintillion Dollar Compensation Package.\n\nAlso 2028: A roll of toilet paper at the bulk wholesale rate costs $500. |
| Well.. |
| whats the news |
| Does anyone know if this is through a third party or is Reddit itself connecting it? |
| Welp there goes my puts. Thank god I was just looking for a re entry |
| Gnarly little pump to kill the puts |
| V incoming |
| Spy going to crash to atleast 735 if Tesla falls off a cliff |
| 🌈🐻 gey ber month I knew it |
| You got pounded |
| Same, only positive thing is my all world etf 💀 |
| 8/11 sectors red wtf |
| Yea, resistance at 740-741 now. Stuck |
| Big price moves all day and as soon as I buy it’s price movement for ants. |
| You're right, both the operational hurdles and market cap hurdles adjust for any acquisitions and divestitures |
| Cause they will pump it after hours when most of retail can’t do anything lmao tale as old as time |
| i don't have anyone to talk |
| That’s calls up 100% and I’m just watching in disbelief. 😂 |
| AAPL keynote 😴😴💤 |
| Bols r fuk ❎\n\nBers r fuk ❎\n\nGamblers r fuk ✅ |
| SPY 745 eod |
| Hoping MRVL pumps one more time before close. |
| Only if you full port and post evidence |
| Either give me lambo or fade me already! |
| MU needs to break that fuckin neck ($962 level) with volume |
| Puts\n |
| Graphic cards depreciate very quickly, not worth much after 3 years.... |
| The Google commitment is for 32 months I believe. |
| Also take care about spacex ipo. That crap wont be in spy and will draw liquidity away from the index |
| This is actually galaxy brain tbh\n\nHe’ll try and do as much self dealing as he can before the next election |
| But Meta is heading to be diluted to raise more cash. This will send the stock sub-300, OP is right to be worried. |
| Bulls need a hope and prayer right now. This retrace after the bloodbath Friday is fkin weak. |
| When do semis go down |
| Just look at you, bought at the top and getting clowned again 🫵🏻🤡 LMAO 🤌🏻 |
| algos havent helped but this has been true since forever, first and last hour are all that matters....like an nba game,20 pt leads lost and regained, just watch the last 2 min ,its all u need |
| TSLA going full regard what the fuck...\n\n410c was .10 an hour ago |
| :/ |
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| Bro this stressing me out. My hands shaking, not enough money gained. Only $4500 |
| SPY calls getting wrecked today |
| Wat |
| spacex ipo has to be the generational top |
| Come here bears, it’s cock meat sandwich time |
| Forming a base here. Looks like. |
| Imagine a 2% nvda pump from here. Not gonna happen but let's just imagine |
| I have until the end of year to get my stuff together (aka get a job in finance as I study a related subject), I'm not sure any firm will sponsor me when all I have to show are losses from reckless options trading and nothing else. When a gambling addict has no hope or is full of hope, he goes to the casino with whatever cash he can land his hands on. But I can see how worse it can become; my brother warned me of the same thing 3 months ago and told me to never trade options again but I wanted to push my luck. If there is such a thing as financial hell, I'm in one.\n\nEdit: thank you for encouraging me and warning me at the same time. |
| puts too expensive. Blech |
| it go down |
| >Fitch Ratings has changed its 2026 global sovereign sector outlook to ‘**deteriorating**’ from ‘neutral’ because of the impact of the US-Iran war. We expect the conflict will weaken GDP growth, raise inflation and bond yields, and heighten geopolitical risks.\n\n✅️ |
| #Look another "green" day where most stocks are red. How fucking original. LMAO🤌 |
| Most of you haven’t went through a true market crash and it shows |
| TSLA 420 today? |
| Cpi will be hot. They taking it down in to Fed meeting. SpaceX ipo is a headwind now too. Hate this game at times. |
| Probably bounce again today is ridiculous |
| At one point my NVAX calls were up 300%, can anyone do me a huge favor and punch me in the fuckin face |
| Tsla haha soooo retarded |
| If over trading and giving back gains is cool then I’m pretty cool 😎 |
| priced in |
| market soft as puppy shit since last week |
| "BANK OF AMERICA TELLS CLIENTS ITS TIME TO TAKE PROFITS"\n\nMy cock is rock hard with bullishness after reading that holy shit |
| Yes |
| Wen corn back to $80,000? I dont want to have to keep rolling these MSTU cash secured puts forever.\n\nNo bagholder. |
| Need what the kids call a 10 bagger to break even on msft calls |
| why isn't meta dumping on this |
| I made 10% today on options. Locked it in with a stop loss. |
| This $tsla dead cat bounce is pretty cool |
| Tesla has the next 10 years priced in. SpaceX will probably have the next 30. I think it's dumb but that's how the market treats these companies. It may well be a bubble, but I somehow doubt it's going to pop. SpaceX will unlock enormous opportunity in space that will result in absurd value generation.\n\nBases on the moon for research and resource extraction. Happening. Mars colonization. Happening. The means to explore and extract resources from solar system is going to be widely accessible in 20+ years, and it will be SpaceX that first made it possible.\n\nPersonally, I'm not convinced that SpaceX is going to do anything but go up, even after insiders cash out. The promise is too great, and there will always be more people that want in. |
| My calls are already -80%. Not selling |
| https://preview.redd.it/lmrlphbmf36h1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=84aabc9ac76cee98160fdde0e486981aaae10f3b\n\n |
| I think what your saying is inevitable but your timeline is way to short |
| What am I thinking then? |
| you just know who was on wsb in january-april when spy was at 630 |
| Thoughts on service now? |
| "I checked my horoscope"\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hhmmnd0mf36h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2d98334a443262aef566b60e6ce289e7ca818e5 |
| What’s gonna happen |
| might be okay if you van swing trade those. Bought some MELI today, looking at MCD if it continues its dump, decent price |
| Guys the big crash coming soon! |
| https://preview.redd.it/okmgwudkf36h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c391b2506a2f058d267132728d368cc20e892da1\n\n |
| Moving average triggering a strong sell signal |
| I will suck my own dick if SPY end on a red today |
| hop on the parlays. knicks vs spurs tonight |
| If you can't see the reasons why you haven't done enough research |
| Apple dips when they start talking about child safety 😂😂 |
| just record parents reaction for tiktok and make it back easy |
| Yours |
| Yea this trading shit ain’t for me |
| “Never back down never what?” |
| Most of you are not gonna like what's about to happen. 🔻 |
| How does one measure mental health |
| 755C for later in the month a good play? |
| Would be great if we somehow closed at 0.00% |
| They’re saying “No point in having kids with the economy about to fall apart, not only due to societal changes, but planet change as well.” I believe that’s accurate. |
| Lmfao nothing but non stop fake outs. Annoying as fuck |
| Total aboardtion \^ |
| It's been massively overvalued for so long, even with the Iran drop, that it's impossible to rely on normal financial analysis ever again, earnings, guidance, etc., all absolutely useless |
| This is how you blow an account lol, congrats and fuck you though |
| You mean we hope you lose all your money... because retardness is what governs this market and stock... and you can be smart by playing the game if you know when to get in and get out.... |
| Should I sell MU now? |
| https://preview.redd.it/rclsmwbgf36h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2288abd23068850ffb1e88b7dd8a095cf13e40c\n\n |
| Mods - can we go back to the regular daily thread charts and pins please? |
| Are you diamond handing them now? |
| Bro i see you on every MSFT post |
| That's rookie loss .....why are you even crying? You didn't buy Intel.. |
| Shares. Just log off and back in after a year lol. |
| The guys saying here you have shares you will be fine probably don’t understand see that MSFT is almost flat in a period almost a tech random stock did at least 50%. I bought MSFT instead of SOXX. If I bought the SOXX i was gonna be up 60-70% but with MSFT I am almost at break even.\n\nI don’t buy the stocks based on what analysts say but fuck those analysts upgrading this POS to but with PT 600$. It can’t even get to hold 420$ |
| vanilla please.. |
| I have a numbered Wemby rookie card.\n\nI ALSO have a (used) hardcover copy of The Art Of The Deal.\n\nAm I gonna lose money on BOTH after tonight’s game? 😂 |
| yeah just shares. the gym helps me, but it sucks that everyday i go down 5-10k. this time ill make sure i sell bagrosoft after i break even idc about earnings nothing. its rigged AMD popped like 15% on a 7% eps beat, while meta crahsed get the fuck out of here fucking fat fuck MMs |
| That sure has been the case so far. |
| spy is only at 740 its so over man, it was only at 630 this year man its so over bull run cancelled |
| Thank you for your sacrifice, regard\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ewfvmeedf36h1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2042c9807471aabffe51524b0262ea5013cd2ca |
| How do I also pay for bots to pump my shitty stock? |
| Iran deal announcement before close going to hit like crack |
| META looks ready to eat shit again |
| Stairs up stairs down elevator OOS |
| If people downvote, why do you think supporting the greatest conman of all time is a good thing? |
| Am I a bot? |
| Lmao have fun losing money |
| My friend pat took a turn |
| They still really good price. Not the end of the world, meta easily a +$700 stock and Microsoft $500. This is beyond discount, me personally I ran outta cash to buy the dip 😭 |
| You will be Fine by the end of the year 🙂 |
| 🥭 in on puts\n\n\n\nUSA designates Alibaba, BYD and Baidu as companies that support the Chinese military.\n\n |
| My god this Apple event is boring... i don't even have kids |
| https://preview.redd.it/ufpn73dbf36h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60fd8f17bd58bb05e160824c41a333642f2d0f51 |
| The ad is not lying. The current administration is considering making a change to the reporting requirement that would make it twice a year instead of quarterly. |
| You know Tim Apple feels left out. |
| it’s a family tradition for microsoft to go red\n\nfuck me |
| Thank you for making feel better |
| Are you telling me my peace in the Middle East lottos didn’t work for the 10th time in a row? |
| xAI gave up making a competitive model, but they still have all the resources when they were creating one. So now it makes more sense to just rent out the infrastructure. |
| why isn’t my wendy’s casino working in this thread I want to speak to the manager |
| Are you me |
| Ahh so staircase down again. Fun. |
| Huangs Wang is suffering internal bleeding from the beat off hes been getting for the longest out of the five. |
| After all that, the only race ripping rally today is … TSLA lmfao |
| Its only Monday, tuesday/wednesday is where we should start to worry, coward |
| Winter is coming.... |
| I mean we are pretty friggin regarded. It might just work. I won't be a bag holder this time tho. |
| SPACE X - DUMB MONEY WANTED |
| Have you done any numbers crunching on the company?\n\nI might pick up a share for the heck of it. |
| Bulls are being babies, market needed a little hair cut |
| That wasn't even close to its ATH\n\n |
| wtf TSLA. Always losing |
| Israel is the bain of US existence. Why couldn't we pick a more chill country to give bjs too. |
| I only put 2 more trades on after I said no more for the day... that's real discipline |
| There were days people thought msft was a great company to invest in |
| Congrats on figuring out how easy it is to get super rich super quick |
| All in on the covenant hive city of high charity |
| This guy forgot about quantum |
| wtf price movement is this |
| Both |
| 54% red days on CRWV, and the bitch can't even hold its price, thank fuck I just sold the top. 2 trades on this POS, first one was breakeven after a 20% gain, second one a tiny profit. I aint touching this bitch again. |
| You got robbed by the platform. Using a dex would have costed you 2.5 usd on the buy. |
| No chance… super risky week and Friday gives perspectives of where it could fall to |
| Thanks for covering my shift again bro. I just really wanted to smoke and chill today |
| Always bet on Microsoft going red |
| Should I buy more discounted calls 🎃 |
| im pissing my pants today。 |
| Ooof I bought DRAM and Marvell during the bloodbath\n\nWhat are you buying? |
| hopefully i break even by the end opf the year. im not doing stock picking anymore, doing real estate. this game is rigged |
| Ar least you didnt have to pay commission. Winning. |
| Can robotics really be the next big thing? China crushes us in that department. And humanoid robots are a bit of joke anyway. Like, they can breakdance but they can't clean up your room? |
| How much did you lose?? \n\nBagholder spotted since 2008... lol |
| well done (i'm colourblind red and green) |
| https://preview.redd.it/hqr9l7bye36h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8884051199b619c227e95bb46b06f830e631fc6e\n\n |
| Shit son. Why not buy some index or stock and hodl? |
| You left a zero off. |
| heard elon is about to fly some data centers straight into uranus |
| Realized maybe |
| buy dip son or falling knife daughter |
| I don’t know about your strike price but JPM did upgrade TSLA last week to neutral and raised the price target to 470 something |
| MSFT ruined my mental health |
| only thing keeping this up is the 137th fake ceasefire narrative & mango buying stocks |
| It's not gonna fall. No one is falling for it, when there's a V protecting it all day long. It can't fall. It loves to create the fake illusion then rip right back which it will do over and over again because it can't go down. |
| lol |
| Textbook? |
| $10,000 can't even buy you a semester at college anymore, you need to lose more to become fully educated! |
| https://preview.redd.it/yo6x1rmve36h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5b3b9973f6ce0edc73e2a1b5f4599962ed3a833 |
| That is my thoughts exactly Bitcoin is only valuable cause loads of people hold small holdings , now if MicroStrategy were to somehow buy 80% of all bitcoins in existence their value would drop through the roof as there would be little reason for anyone else to want to own it. |
| SPY is more useless than QQQ lmao |
| Nokia's worth 90 billion dollars. How tf is SpaceX going to acquire nokia?\n\n |
| no, im not that rich lol. thats the loss today. im down 20% on meta and 8% on bagrosoft |
| They got Wendy's in England? |
| Have you ever met a space alien that wasn't rich? I didn't think so. |
| Friday, sell everything including tech.\n\nMonday, buy the tech back but still sell everything else?\n |
| Why is vix rising |
| 🙌🏼 |
| Is 🥭 waiting for close to tweet peace with Iran and Ukraine at the same time |
| Was up 4k now down 1.5k. Same stuff |
| 1200 |
| 🥭 told Netanyahu that he believes the US and Iran are nearing an agreement on a framework that would enable the parties to come to the negotiating table toward a long-term agreement. - N12 News citing Report|FJ\n\n\nsquint.gif\n\nframework of an agreement of a negotiation plan |
| Thank you. Four other people answered before you, and none answered the question lol |
| No idea what that means but I agree |
| Get a load of this guy, he thinks he lives in a country where the law applies. |
| Haha same |
| Wrong V |
| 🥭 back to spam-posting generic AI endorsements of random congressmen on truth. Bullish i’m sure, except i need to reverse my sentiment |
| Damn, Dip Buyers have been getting mauled by 🐻s on IWM all day lol |
| Can this shit just rocket up 3 bucks? |
| SpaceX is exit liquidity for Elon. |
| Bad news: not until 2040-2050 until these boomers go away |
| For the same reason Chuck E. Cheese exists. |
| I’ve recovered 1/6th my losses from Friday, yippeee… |
| 哈哈，这也是今天的死猫跳的原因。 |
| I think so too so sitting pretty and waiting |
| Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahqhqhah |
| You need to be quoned first. |
| Same chance I got with Sydney Sweeney |
| I just started a position… better late than never? |
| Hey siri buy all the Space X ipo using HOOD |
| 94% of new jobs (348,000) in the last year were taken by women \n\nboys you better get rich this week or wendy’s ain’t even gonna take you |
| Just hit ATHs last week idk if that would qualify as bagholder territory yet |
| Tesla Simps unite in my downvotes for daddy Elon |
| So software was back for like 5 days there |
| If Iran doesn’t respond to Israel continuing to attack Lebanon and the US attacking an Iranian oil tanker, I’ll be shocked. Oil has a lot of room to run. |
| MSFT 410P for Wednesday\n\nEasiest money of my life |
| Looking like a textbook double McRib inverse Tom Hardy pogo stick equinox El Niño bounce mixed with a double back fist spinning elbow mango tango blueberry triple freeze blast |
| To our fellow East Asian regards. PLS PUMP HARD TOMORROW MORNING. |
| was to be expected that the spy loses momentum, we will go ath once confidence increases |
| You've earned this bulls. |
| Pre fire |
| May everyday be a wonderful scalp opportunity. |
| Only few understand. |
| I wanna post a “no crying in the casino” meme but this is actually making me feel a bit bad for you, all i can say is that if i was in your case id tell my parents someone broke into my bank account and stole the money, as for your feelings…ehhhh it happens, be grateful you didn’t have more money, 10k isnt life changing money, so you better put on a McDonalds(wendys aint that big in the uk) and put the fries in the bag trying to pay your parents off🥀 |
| this is not a regarded take |
| Delete the app, seek therapy, get your shit together. 10k £ isn't to bad, you can recoup that within a few months (with work - Not gambling ofc). Stay positive - Others paid hundreds of thousands to just learn the same lesson. Either this, or,\n\n...see you tomorrow! |
| Apple is like yea we can just do all this on device or we pay Google 1/100000th the market cap of the semi companies. |
| Suck on these salty nuts |
| HOLLLLLLY V |
| MSFT is 100% of my net worth \n\nchristmas has been canceled in 2026 for me |
| Yes |
| Just say you’re up $2 man |
| Was down 4k now up 1.5k I’ll take it |
| Going to merge with SpaceX in an all stock deal |
| if you are losing your mind over a -1.5% you will love hard market corrections |
| I want to throw my phone out the window with this bullshit |
| Oh which propped up stock?\n\nI guess yall going back to SPCE soon |
| I'm gonna go watch water boil now and come back in 3 hours. |
| Just give me 10 more minutes, please |
| If you can't buy spacex right now, you buy tsla! |
| Entonces subimos o bajamos? |
| Was thinking about doing a Jan 2027 call. Might actually do it. |
| it's so funny how qualified random commenters on reddit feel to be making better and more informed decisions that the leadership of those companies. |
| My prediction, SpaceX will moon and the rest of the market will tank.\n\nI'll follow up with more details after I give this guy his Frosty |
| Covered calls = inflation hedge 🤡😎 |
| You have shares. You’ll be fine. |
| Don‘t login to your trading account for a year and you will be fine! |
| The hours between 10AM and 2pm have been literally like pulling fingernails. Such an absolute waste of fucking time wirh gay ass movement or lack there of. Fuckin algos need to be fucking banned |
| It’s joever |
| This fuckin market is going to make me broke ffs |
| That's just called a bounce |
| what reason is there for markets to be at or near ath |
| Up 25% for the day and my breakfast burrito just got here . Life’s good fellas |
| rug oh scooby |
| All the big tech stocks are playing hide and seek to ride and role on general investors |
| pain bro |
| bye bye |
| Below 740 it’s get ugly |
| How does that depreciation matter when they are renting it from google ? Also this argument from burry doesn’t make any sense, a 40k GPU will make over $100k a year & the gpus launched 4 years back are still utilized for inference today |
| Nice so calls and puts worked today |
| We’re gonna get 2 sick power hours watch. |
| damn 200k |
| Bull run is over. Pack it up |
| Lmao looks like Saylor's weekend pump is already running out of gas. He better dilute those bagholders again |
| Next Trillion Dollar company, do the maths |
| Red by eod |
| are you serious |
| Get back in the ring |
| Get back in the ring |
| Ok shorr SpaceX got it |
| Wtf is Tesla even mooning on??? |
| MM is just playing with SPY |
| Weirdo. |
| Yes |
| https://preview.redd.it/nf1upxfde36h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17481af6254923e9720144910d957b0ebdd66221 |
| Worst thing about getting Truth notifications is Mango’s spam endorsements. 50 a day of copy and paste |
| i am leveraging caffeine intake to the tits before workout. Is it the right way to pump my muscles? |
| Almost there |
| What do you mean bag holder? NOK has been on a ripper, I am confused. |
| Thank you for your wise words. I’m almost back in the positives |
| It all sounds like crypto 2018, 2022. |
| Some dudes can put their dick in their own ass that makes a closed loop too |
| This chop sickens me |
| cash is king today |
| Your stocks will be fine soon…\n\nOn the other hand, my calls are probably fucked. |
| loser stock for loser people |
| Not sure there's a firm that more epitomizes the state of the U.S. rn than AAPL. What was once the world's most creative and revolutionary company has now turned into a boring, conformist firm |
| Me too, too. |
| ABAT?? |
| Redistribution looking like secret accumulation |
| the system is pulling itself by the balls to keep from dumping before Thursday lmao 🤌 🤌 🤌 |
| It probably doesn’t matter that much, and yet, here we are talking about the thing that doesn’t matter lol |
| I could follow you until right after the NVIDIA part, then it kinda became gibberish |
| Very very interesting, Microslop is being a filthy cumdump for bers today.\n\n |
| Me too. |
| SPCX will kill all space stocks |
| For SpaceX |
| Has anyone else decided to skip buying Mrvl? I will probably regret it big time |
| It's coming along but I need SPY to close at 760 so I can afford food for the trip\n\n |
| Pattern |
| hold on tight it's going to be a marvellous week |
| >NEARLY 80% OF NEW U.S. JOBS SINCE 2020 WENT TO FOREIGN-BORN WORKERS\n\nIs this strong job market in the room with you right now? |
| Looking like an inverted dead cat bounce. Bears are so fucked lmfao |
| I'm sure that's what your gf dreamed of, to be with someone who has smashed a lot of milfs and gilfs before her 🤡 |
| Any chance to save my SPY 800 June , 18 calls? |
| Been in this since last week, ridiculously undervalued and could easily 2x with a couple good-news drops. |
| I’ll mail you a check to wipe your tears with when it moons over the coming months |
| It’s too late homie |
| bad day today, got played both way |
| Maybe stopping wanking so much could help? |
| Y'all really fell for the dead cat bounce, that is fucking hilarious |
| if you put your order in the middle of the spread that explains it no? |
| I need rklb to be 150 by friday how cooked am i |
| Feels like an overreaction. Lowkey wanna get in but im not sure if management is good for Fig. |
| King of the regards |
| Sold RIVN CC early last week for $195. Bought them back Friday for $145. Sold them again today for $190. Rinse and repeat.\n\nItAintMuchButItsHonestWork.jpg |
| username checks out |
| If you liked spy at 760, you're going to love it at 735 |
| 10/10 stealing this |
| Tell me you only think quarter by quarter without telling me you only think quarter by quarter. |
| Trying not to cry while eating pizza |
| $990 by end of 2026? We’re approaching the top. |
| I second this |
| Imagine a red by close. ugh. |
| #Are we gonna turn red by close LMAO🤌 |
| Overextended market = huge fucking crash that kills the economy long term\n\n\nBet you don't give a shit tho |
| Time to dabble was during Covid. Stock is a dog with fleas |
| It's their month, makes sense they would make the change now. |
| Man you lost so much weight congrats |
| Call credit spreads I guess |
| No reason to be drifting down right now, but hey, it's what the market makers want so down we go |
| Won't stay down forever, 725 QQQ EOD |
| Bagholders join with each other |
| Apple got the WWDC bull shit going on so any thing is possible if it disappoints . Like my father is in me |
| I should have smashed more Milfs and Gilfs before I got into a relationship 😭 |
| Wait theres a war going on?? |
| Buys call -50% \nBuys put -25% \nRinse repeat |
| dont tell me theres more ceasefire happening |
| microsoft is the next million dollar company |
| STOP TRYING TO STOP THE RECESSION. Dumb green surges let my puts print! \n\nWe can resume the bull market once I’m back in calls |
| Plz Jensen do something you can even have my wife |
| market in full robbery mode, fell victim too |
| I can’t wait for this. If you’re holding puts at this point you deserve all the pain |
| Wait till a year from now. I'd bet $400 |
| Spy big V coming in an hour or so |
| Here you go buying the memory dip 6 months too late. LMAO |
| the real purpose of marginal improvements is to make an OS that will make a bunch of old devices obsolete \n\n \nim sure it would be impossible to program it better so it didn't need stronger hardware |
| wen corn ded? |
| Apple single handedly keeping the market green |
| Dont look at me i know nutin 😏 |
| What |
| That’s a big dip |
| Same bed, I just need them to be hold their losses, from friday, not bleed more. |
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| Did the agentic trading thing in RH and it full ported 760 0dtes while i was gone and lost it all 💔 |
| Wtf TSLA is zooming WHY?! |
| It’s already beat to hell and for no good reason. Calls |
| This is so ridiculous it might actually work. Elon musk should just consolidate everything and make one mega-blob corporation |
| So was that the dead cat bounce? |
| Fkr about to dump |
| i dont think it go down lower today, which means it probably will |
| Market is a theta dream |
| "Working as designed" |
| gay mods just can't keep it straight man |
| My spy 0 dte saved my port today. |
| People don't like using Mecha-Hitler AI?!\n\nI'm shocked |
| there is no difference between spy and qqq |
| PLZ |
| BOOOOOOOOOORING |
| The only thing we care about is siri getting replaced by gemini |
| Bears are gay. This is known. |
| There was a 100% chance the new wsb app would be buggy and will be scrapped in a week |
| Need a new Axios article |
| Im barely green in meta rn but red in msft and goog. I hope we get an eod bounce today... |
| As someone who has blown up their account in the past, with these, I send my sincerest congratulations and fuck you. |
| I’m fucking dead bro\n\nThe way it spits out candles the other way the moment my order fills\n\nOver 10 trades today it’s done this |
| Need a doctor to revive my calls |
| Okay, so maybe we got a \*little carried away\* with MU over $1k, but that doesn't mean it should be below $1k. |
| Fuck it I’m in |
| More efficient AND faster?? What did we do to deserve this? THANK U TIM |
| Betting against the wealthy… I’m out |
| always has been. . . clearly, I can’t see the pattern yet. |
| No way this dogshit doesn’t pump 1% in power hour |
| Wtf is this new chart mods |
| wsb getting bearish with spy at 740, very good sign. friday closed with fear. good entry opportunities until market swings back to greed |
| 90%+ of stocks are owned by the top 1%. They have nothing to gain by crashing it. The government is buying stock. This isn’t capitalism. |
| Remember if you sell ur gey |
| ...howw??? |
| Balls |
| More like welcome to $FIG |
| > I have realized that they had zero income in all the years they were private\n\nYou think they give away starlink for free?\n\nOr the ~250 commercial/government launches they've done? |
| IT'S FUCKING OVER |
| Microsoft is like that girl who was popular in high school but then started doing crack |
| based |
| 5 years ago reddit would be calling this guy a genious 😂 |
| Depends on his diet |
| The problem is they keep announcing good news. |
| Calls i guess |
| People who are cheering when it drops and want to see thr market go down need seriously fucking help. Why the fuck do you want to see the market crash? Seriously. |
| Bro you wont be able to create any fomo with these mad bullshit posts, try something better. |
| Jensen please announce nvda as next 10 trillion company |
| Thats what your mom said |
| Tim Cuck looking at the new OpenGayI butthole logo LOL |
| Cool now that we’re in space what brings the money back? |
| META call holders stay strong. It hasn't stayed below $600 for more than like three days this year. |
| Truly, the worst company in the world. |
| Bag holder lmaooo. Bro keeps posting the same thing after it gets removed. Quit trying to pump shit so you can exit. Fucking clown |
| Are we really going to end red lol |
| AVGO, wtf is 2%? Get back up BISH |
| This is the big one |
| $FIG oversold ? 5 straight red days. Entry soon ? |
| Getting DPd by Goog and MSFT. |
| #MSFT gets the shittiest and most bankrupt company in the world award LMAO🤌 |
| sooooo back |
| Agree. This hype can't continue. Some interesting things, I use it for coding daily... But no way the justification for this build out |
| Lol rolling it in shorting literally every single MSFT bounce over the last week |
| No way we have a leader that manipulates markets like a meme coin |
| Fix the goddamn bug fight 🐛🐞🦗 |
| Bearish as fuck. I'll see you guys in August. |
| Good luck!! 🙏 |
| I wish it was just red candle after red candle. It’s theta and trading in range. |
| both calls and puts getting fucked today unless you bought friday |
| Sir a second GUH has hit the building!! |
| this week gonna be rough fellas |
| too much sellss |
| i know this shit will dump but i’m too pussy to get puts |
| Meh, on the bright side the bottom 50% basically own 0 stocks in comparison to the top 10%. This, like prior bubbles, is mainly going to affect dumb new money while old money once again is able to use their properly allocated portfolios to increase proportional ownership of the equity markets by buying during the inevitable secular bear market (a dip that keeps dipping for years). |
| So calls Friday at close was the play? |
| So meta was flat all day lmaooo, but the second I bought, it decides to die |
| Spy tried so hard this morning but it lost support we going lower |
| Plz |
| It's not good news if you thought Grok was the future, but it's insanely good news in terms of the health of SpaceX, so yes I'd expect retail to be way happier. This flips a company from burning $5B per year to what, actually making tens of $B profit per year if they can keep it up? |
| Stocks cannot and will not go down. |
| Imagine thinking this was going to 750 |
| Nah I don’t mind 😂 \n\nHow’s the South America trip coming along? |
| I’m selling everything….sike |
| Apple News coming? |
| Jensen pump your own company plz |
| Why going down guys . I am scared |
| Elon and Sundar Pichai should be switched tbh |
| > They have essentially became a compute service provider.\n\nYou mean, "bagholder." |
| Who bought calls and crashed this shit? |
| Dasterdly |
| Go back down bitch where you belong |
| Yeah that too calls. But 2027 expiry, but breakeven 440 |
| Tidal wave red |
| market was literally in fear territory how is this greedy |
| Warsh guy wanting to taper down Fed treasury holdings too (see 2018's "Taper Tantrum" and 2022 for how that worked)\n\nhttps://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/FDHBFRBN\n\nHousing utterly frozen due to high mortgage rates (I have 2.75% through 2050 so am stuck for life)\n\nhttps://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/MORTGAGE30US\n\nI'm more looking at the consumer, the lower leg of the K economy.\n\nThis isn't 2008; could be 1990-94 or 2000-04 maybe, things just crack a little all across the board |
| so steve martin took over tim apples job |
| Is eating ass healthy? |
| all of this for SPY to end up only up .5% while down -2.6% last Friday. And tomorrow it's gonna be red again.\n\n# LMAO 🤌 |
| Its a good question, somebody knows something we dont |
| Getting really fucking sick of red candle after red fuckin candle on SPY. Jesus fucking christ |
| Pre WWDC pump over. Back to fucked. |
| He bought? |
| Believe it of not, calls |
| Is it just me or is the new app/dashboard not showing any data right now? |
| Today is fucking stupid |
| Calls, obvs. |
| Vs\n\n\nHighly regarded retailers |
| they bot? |
| Continue the dump gentlemen!! |
| Buying every dram dip has been great |
| MSFT bagholders looking at their hairline for inspiration |
| Yeah, I made 70% gains today...but now I have no settled cash left to gamble with. What am I gonna do...work? Socialize? |
| Fuck this |
| MSFT is complete dog shit lmao |
| Bear spotted |
| Print baby print. Y’all are too impatient with those calls |
| I was down 20% before I even refreshed my screen like wtf |
| That’s the new math. You’re doing it right. |
| AMPG!!!! LFGO |
| Fucking dog shit market |
| Your logic is correct, but I’d rather make money than be right. So I’ll continue buying callzzz |
| You sound rich and very very fat. American dream 🇺🇸🦅🗽 |
| not looking good |
| Sub 700 by end of the week |
| Green means stock is going up red means stock is going down |
| Intel got Google as new client for 3M TPU's, i.e. taking share from AVGO |
| "Failed to load. Try again" |
| Stfu |
| Yay but why’s it climbing |
| My port is almost red |
| Also don't you hate how i never forget anything lol |
| A few more days of red on msft and I think I'll have to buy |
| RIP rest in pepperoni |
| Yeah and any fuckin pump sold off. So wtf |
| Mmmm 750 is up, why is it going down? |
| I love Adele |
| This is very good. |
| People that wear bow ties are dorks. |
| Last chance to load up on margin calls. |
| glxy splitting brain cells between crypto and data centers yeah |
| Still my current HR manager didn’t switch jobs in the end |
| War still going on after 3 months ✅\n\nInflation at 2022 levels ✅\n\nSpacex IPO a company trading at trillions while literally lighting money faster than you can throw it into a furnace ✅\n\n0 Cuts for the next 2 years and probably rate hikes ✅\n\nBag 7 lying on earnings with one time tax benefits and depreciating GPUs over 6 years instead of 2 ✅\n\nAI not as profitable as predicted ✅\n\nVS\n\nAI\n\nseriously though what is the reason to be bullish when we're near ATHs with all of the above |
| aaaaaaaaaand your brokerage accounts are gone |
| IV |
| Rotation from SPY into TSLA apparently |
| To be fair no one can |
| Quick maffs |
| It was okay if you bought in when it was 8, but now you might as well buy SOXL. |
| WTF is wrong with AVGO? |
| Wish I bought dram calls Friday instead of Wednesday but you win some you lose some |
| How the GOOGL 365 call expiring today worth 20% more now than it was at the lows earlier? |
| No one cares that you made $100 💀 |
| But can I drink liquid glass? |
| The shitty board is reporting to your old HR manager for a chat |
| Yeah cool but which inning are we in with A. Eyyyeeeeee. |
| when i mentally tally losses i round down, when i add the wins i round them up |
| Goddamn msft going bankrupt |
| Holy fuck you regards, the volume on options went nuts. I'm turning this post off |
| Most days it is going to be 0DTE that ends up down 100%, so it will be like a leveraged ETF going to zero every time lol |
| Breaking: US POTUS Benjamin Netanyahu says war with Iran and Lebanon will continue as planned. Barak Ravid has retreated to his bunker until next week. \n\nMore at 5pm. |
| Premarket through 11am was a sham to get more exit liquidity for the rest of the week. |
| This what happens when everything’s down except semis |
| tmrw gonna be another leg down bois, buckle up |
| Sustained that it holds up and it’s about to fall? |
| Nice bull trap. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ykbdwd0lc36h1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00c72e40d74fd6f3df1aedbe487be4be45cd9a09\n\n |
| Liquid glass? more like Liquid ASS, BRING THE OLD UI BACK U FK LMAO 🤌 |
| If wsb says its a bubble its most likely not |
| Masterpiece |
| Chat is just me or is the shitty board not working rn? |
| nice down 8k |
| Guard rail for impoverished retards. Relevance to this sub unclear |
| need RKLB at 170 and MU 1100 by end of next week or else they'll take the cupboards |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/InternationalDot3937 made a bet that DRAM would go to 65.0 within **3 days** when it was 57.323 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Green by close |
| Today was a good day to set the tone of the market. Rally will continue this week. You get a green dildo, you get a green dildo, this whole damn market gets a green dildo! |
| oh no... |
| I've lost so much last 3 sessions chasing loss it's unbelievable |
| Lol me too , put a limit order in went to make some food came back and it had executed. |
| Pump marvin |
| Double down |
| hell no!!!!! would I be here if I was out?!? |
| I wanna be part of the SPCX gang so bad |
| Likely priced into premiums |
| I know I know |
| bruh i lost 6k in the morning, made back 2k, thought i got it then lost another 4k |
| Seems a little misleading for Anthropics numbers, but not really for x.AI. They went from being a horrible AI model company to being a pretty effective compute wholesaler during a time of compute scarcity. If you follow all the analyses on SpaceX not being profitable and being a horrible deal, it was because of the horrible x.AI contributions that have now completely inverted. |
| Every fuck ass dip getting gobbled up |
| wtf what happened to my recession stupid pump my profit 😡 |
| I know bro, I was high and read it wrong |
| Holy INHD back to back halts |
| yeah by next week |
| Nah, back when NFTs were a thing, when crypto volume was high, it cost like 300 bucks worth of fees/gas to transfer eth from coinbase to a personal wallet. Cuckto currency is dog shit |
| just got an ad for SPCU so regards can lose money 2x faster |
| Half spacex half anthropic half openai. We'll see what happens |
| Buying your own company. Brilliant. Hope he gives himself a good deal. |
| Most obvious V, not even worried |
| Why |
| btw, amerifats should never shit on euros again, totally getting rid of the momentum with their shit ass dumps, sigh. |
| In SPY puts for 15 minutes and sold for 100% gain ($600), see you tomorrow. 😏 |
| don't revenge trade |
| Asked when her last test was & she ghosted me, I should delete that number. |
| Pacific Daylight Time |
| Next leg down gonna hurt |
| Why is spy so ghey? Only 0.5% for the day? |
| Is Japan the next Kopsi? Looking good ytd. |
| Watching the AAPL event.. just started buying my puts.. 312.50… expiring Friday. |
| every dip is free money today. No chance it can be sustained. |
| I don't understand valuations very well, but Nebius, after 46B investment from Meta, Microsoft, Nvidia, is worth 56B. Even with this investment, I don't think 1.75T is justifiable. |
| HOW THE FUCK DOES SPY GO ONLY HALF AS MUCH UP AS NASDAQ BUT THE SAME AMOUNT DOWN WTF IS UP WITH THAT?! |
| BUBBLE POP 🔪🎈 |
| Sorry I think I was high, I read SPCX |
| To bolster the ipo and then they will sell those shares |
| Cash eod. |
| Puts on all earnings today will print tbh. |
| Even SPCX is dumping, oil too. Where is all the liquidity?\n\nhttps://app.hyperliquid.xyz/trade/xyz:SPCX |
| They are spending billions of dollars, buy the stocks of the companies they are paying it too instead. |
| Guhhhhhhhhhhhh |
| AAPL going to tank the market. They can't think of anything AI is good for. |
| My software stocks are in the dumpster |
| Yeah but at the end of this scene everything ends up perfectly alright. So it's all good. |
| Is AAPL at 350 yet I can’t look |
| Buying puts on these dead cat bounces is fun |
| It's lease of over 300,000 NoVideo GPUs |
| stop selling you pussies |
| Low conviction bounce today huh |
| the 4th dip of the day |
| Yea obviously no one knows but it’s a good hypothesis based on previous trends. Cpi most likely won’t affect the market drastically unless it gets out of control |
| Guess the bol parade before open today was just that, weak smol pp nrg.\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭\n\n[^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s) |
| Everything trading like a shit coin |
| No PDT rules almost feels illegal lol this is easy mode now |
| 733 eod |
| R u holding msft… |
| Does anyone else get annoyed when these CNBC guests say AI, but they drag the "I" on for way too long, eyeeee.\n\nDon't even get me started on NUHvidia |
| Bears are non existent \nBulls are buying like we are in April again\n\nGreedy bulls are about to get swept |
| Real enough to lose money on, which means it fits right in here. |
| Lmfao AAPL just shot itself in the foot. Nobody wants to hear about AI anymore |
| https://preview.redd.it/17t79pz4c36h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fae30e22ae0a49f3e20a6bec245d47cafce74a64 |
| This is your last dip of the day. Better get in quick |
| Short SNDK, just admit to yourself you missed the trade.\n\n$SNDQ all in! |
| ROLR is fun |
| Glitch in the matrix? |
| I sold my calls for a tiny 1k profit, fuck this market, im out till Friday. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ib9xxzw3c36h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51bbf94ad82aa7186c64ce94cc4bbf6c69bec56c |
| NVM this guy is the most intelligent and delicious cock in the entire sub. |
| Wsb will eat this meme up like pigs in a trough |
| Shh, it will go up ok |
| https://preview.redd.it/rk0ve563c36h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67b1e7941d93341e80175df04b525d8af0939ca0 |
| DumbDon Shitpants and his friend Fatprick |
| Even conservative firm like weels Fargo set MU price target to 1220 from 550 today. \n\nBuy before earnings |
| This is why you keep cash on the side |
| fuk it holding my futures till tomorrow. scalp didnt work out |
| thinking the same |
| Apple WWDC, stop watching the charts, ur ports are red. [WWDC 2026 — June 8 | Apple](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF8swzNR1-o)\n\n |
| dont be too greedy bvlls, we have a whole week. gotta slowly increase confidence again to go ath. |
| At their current valuations, yes |
| They need to make AI integrated cock cages. |
| Can’t have 2% day before TACO. Today will be slightly red to prep for taco. |
| https://preview.redd.it/c928f832c36h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd90bba93cd12872ef5c241478509a5e3e7368b9 |
| Selling calls into volatility is the best 😩 |
| yes |
| More like WW3 am I right... I'll go now |
| https://preview.redd.it/4au983d0c36h1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a69f949e31b63f91e95fd59dcb7fa8dd461c8a95\n\nWill smoke a fat J in your memory friend. Glhf in the casino. |
| MF selling prior to lunch time |
| the dip is just liquidity so we can give it all to elon |
| Yes, there is always someone on the other side. Im up with minimal red trades this year, with simplistic strat of key levels. dont trade daily, just when my setup arrives |
| Uh Oh |
| Slap the cat, 🥭 |
| **TIMBER** |
| https://preview.redd.it/yqzaodozb36h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1590180eac583860349f7d524d349afb9b8264f0 |
| I mean damn they can’t afford that thing above 22$ that’s for sure |
| Every time I try and sell something for a profit RH has a seizure. Fucked. |
| recession is optimistic |
| DAMP EET |
| If it breaks below 740 and holds it’s over |
| inşallah |
| for sure. because their CEO is a moron. people will forget in a week or two when the headlines roll about something dumb with Trump or Elon that lifts the price |
| Was all of today just a big cat bounce for whatevers gonna happen this week? Thatd be a hell of a play. |
| Bears feating on this dipping. |
| lets see\n\nWar still going on after 3 months ✅\n\nInflation at 2022 levels ✅\n\nSpacex IPO a company trading at trillions while literally lighting money faster than you can throw it into a furnace ✅\n\n0 Cuts for the next 2 years and probably rate hikes ✅\n\nBag 7 lying on earnings with one time tax benefits and depreciating GPUs over 6 years instead of 2 ✅\n\nAI not as profitable as predicted ✅\n\nVS\n\nAI |
| Load puts then |
| https://preview.redd.it/09hbmblxb36h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e0a077a1c6b5c76d47b65419bd7d98af2e32293 |
| Top is so in now lol bulls trapped, fake bears flushed out |
| I mean that just happened immediately after I bought calls |
| MU looks likely to give up all its gains |
| Calling msft dogshit is an insult to dogshit |
| A bear somewhere in the world just shit his pants in joy |
| Apple always dumps on WWDC just saying |
| https://preview.redd.it/1woxpxvvb36h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd3f3d75c5def022dacccf2dd7b18bd39e1da14 |
| A second margin call has hit my portfolio |
| should i sell my RKLB ahead of the IPO? |
| # YOU BOUGHT AND ITS CRASHING NOW LMAO 🤌 |
| Its only when I throw lunch money into options that I get +400% returns $25–>$125 lol |
| MSFT CEO is named after a globally popular, creamy sweetened hazelnut and cocoa spread manufactured by the Italian company Ferrero |
| Don't worry, I'll delete it if it gets over 100 |
| NVDA you fucked me today (I should’ve been happy with +10% when it was available.) |
| Yuuuuuuup |
| Uh no. If they were serious about this they’d put them underwater or something. This is a million extra steps to make elons boondoggle sound more reasonable. Why would you take all these extra steps to do something in space when even just the most basic part (dissipating heat) is a complex extra step on its own? It makes no sense. |
| takes a bit for the spy to go back to greed. but green days will increase confidence again. |
| Magnificent ber trap |
| Amazon 220 soon |
| I don’t think it is because I have no idea |
| https://preview.redd.it/ejs5seaub36h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ad38a06dcc962e6e60d71e1ab2ef267bfe6b6be |
| Half crash half stock |
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| MSFT you giant piece of shit. Go make some shoes or something |
| of course. Anything is bearish for MSFT really |
| And just like that, the buying stopped.. |
| New ui is pretty useless |
| 8th Gate of Debt, activate! |
| Slower, it's lile switching from the 500$ slot machine to Dollar machine |
| 💀 |
| https://preview.redd.it/l8fsr7fsb36h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df387113ed0c360c0d0904b821c126d6a0b5c70e |
| MicroShit LMAO 🤌 |
| AI generated losses |
| if you invest heavy in MSTR, then look at MSTY. I don’t own MSTR, my only trade was to short it when it was floating at $390 to $400 levels. Almost capped my shorts when it peaked at $440, thankfully I didn’t. Back to MSTY, I Just had an order filled at $18 and change. At this NAV, weekly payout in dividends is 72%. For me, tad over $5000 a month. At 17.50 +- I see it as a cheap money machine. I’m also in AMDY … even better money machine. Best part is near zero ROC, unlike other similar ETFs. Just saying, why absorb the volatility of MSTR, when you can have the best of both worlds. If you believe bitcoin and Mstr will go up. So will MSTY. If MSTY drops a little, you have the income generated to balance your downside. |
| Was just a relief bounce, back to free fall mode |
| "Yes? Get Axios on the line, ***immediately***." |
| Fark Off SPY sharp drop after i bought 743 0DTE calls |
| not wrong |
| https://preview.redd.it/83vnqldqb36h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd053c008b77d88927cbf495b3d3293ae0802752 |
| Stfu gay ass mofo |
| Honestly, and I hate to say it - would probably be pretty funny to buy the entire float of apestonk just to see what happens |
| STONK ONLY DO UPPIES NeVA DOWNIES |
| ber thought |
| Brotha. Are you saying you bouth Tesla Calls with a 990$ Strike? Expiring in 6 Months?\n\nRemindMe! 4 Months |
| Sir a GUH has hit the building |
| This fat fuckin orange needs to be arrested |
| What the bruh |
| Bro what did you do |
| Wtf |
| Goooooood morning! Tim Apple rockin Nike Dunks, this years Pride AW band, and some dad jeans. LFG! |
| This computer nerd needs a haircut |
| I traded out of 3 winning plays today. Insane. |
| https://preview.redd.it/f64dk82ob36h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c90d7f1ca7368d6329d911114c005096ecdcaf9 |
| What now, jesus |
| Definitely pinning Nebius this week. Too much bullish leverage |
| Oil is trading in sync with stocks 😂 |
| Idiot new PTDers |
| Spy will never close green again inshallah |
| Undertrade yourself |
| What’s so good about them |
| Bro is attracted to grey aliens |
| Show me 7395 with a “tweet” and then squeeze some of deez nuts. |
| Your head trader should also tell you that price movement before wednesday doesnt mean anything. You want to know why? Just a little thing called cpi. As i said i dont have a crystal ball and i dont know the direction but cpi is kinda big after that jobs report so without that info we have no idea where are we going |
| How is this even allowed 🤦♂️\n\nAtleast Ponzi will be happy that there’ll be a bigger scam and hope his name gets replaced in the future |
| up 12% |
| Guys if u ever feel bad , in 2025 I had 17 million dollars worth of wash sales in DJT |
| HERE WE GO!!? Recession incoming |
| Hey let’s just fuckin dump it again lmfao |
| Obviously Tesla, why would be bother running new ideas through the company he has more equity in? |
| Yo wtf happen |
| I speculate that I will lose all my gains during this ipo |
| My MU puts are up .73%. Fuk you bulls 🤌🏻 |
| U ok? \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jnjucuphb36h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db6a1d3c064b71a66790b60233dff161077e92da |
| I'm literally using 4 Microsoft products at work right now why isn't it going up |
| Can AAPL buy FIG. |
| APPLE WWDC 2026 LIVE! |
| GUHHHHHHH |
| OP tossed a bunch of good money into the 🔥 |
| And you will be able to buy a gram of gold with it |
| And the rules got changed so instead of screwing his friends he and the rest of the AI companies eyeing an IPO can get exit liquidity from 401Ks. I rolled over my old 401k a day before I heard about this IPO. Still haven’t allocated how I want it done because Schwab is slow af with the transfer. Not sure how to capitalize on it though. And not sure if I want to take a risk with that money given the market’s irrational history with anything connected to Musk. |
| aaannnddd down we go |
| Someone in r/valueinvesting said DIS is a better company to invest in than GOOGL. LMAOO |
| ##THIS IS FUCKING HORSE SHIT |
| Nike and Lulu leap calls look so tempting. I know those will go up I just don’t know if it will be 12 months or 12 years from now |
| What is this absolute 3:50pm behaviour guys |
| Everytime i check my portfolio its down more lol |
| or get them directly from RH |
| It’s not obvious to me , what is it |
| "WhAt sToCkS aRe yOu bUyiNg tOdAy tHaT WiLl dOuBlE bY tHe eNd oF tHe mOntH?" |
| I fucking hate nostrils bro. Every time I go out in public it just pisses me off seeing peoples' nostrils. Cover those up, you degenerates. I dream of a world with no nostrils. |
| Awd deal was with corning today |
| I should sell LVFN at 11 today and come back tomorrow under 10...this makes me feel stuck |
| Where's Huang's schwang? |
| I love this casino |
| Can't hold these gains, no conviction. Heading lower |
| Rumors that SpaceX might buy $NOK \n\nhttps://www.fool.com/investing/2026/06/07/prediction-spacex-wont-merge-with-tesla-its-going/\n\nEither way, the dump last week made me turn into a long term investor in $NOk someone save my calls please |
| 🥲 |
| Take a look at the short interest and tell me this isn’t primed to launch to $50/share |
| The SPY is too damn high! |
| Who sold now? |
| WSB: "This post has an em dash. It's AI! Downvote it to hell. Kill AI!"\n\nAlso WSB: "Let's have AI invest everyone's pooled money!" |
| Can Israel not attack for like 10 seconds |
| my hidden talent is overtrading myself out of anything |
| GOOG put and call’s gaining 🤔 |
| Government considering to take stake in OpenAI is bearish for MSFT right? |
| If youre still buying thinking any of this pump today is real and not to destroy puts before the next leg down, I have magic beans in my pocket for you to fish out |
| Imma bout to lose me mind! |
| Obligatory fuck u nasa etf |
| They're only up 10-13%, crazy they would go down |
| APPLE WWDC |
| Oh shit. You are betting that $TSLA hits 990. 😂. All because you think the value of Tesla will double if SpaceX acquires TSLA? You must know that even with SpaceX outrageous valuation they wouldn’t be able to pay double for TSLA, right? |
| Literally paying people to get the achievement because his chuds think he's "Smart". |
| Full port SPY 0dte lottos |
| If you think OIL is a long, you have pronouns in your LinkedIn profile - Hi Karen! |
| The timeframe here really blows my mind. He expects a newly public SpaceX to acquire/be acquired by a gigantically overvalued TSLA in 6 months. Totally insane. Hilarious though. Free money for whoever sold those calls 🤷 |
| Can't help but wonder if the market and in particular Cerebras - which just IPO’d - are being pumped because of SpaceX |
| https://preview.redd.it/svf11ozab36h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=800d5966ad3900173757fcbc838d531ac9036c75\n\n |
| Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella received total compensation worth $96.5 million for the financial year 2024-25, as per Bloomberg. |
| You're not that guy pal |
| What the fuck 🤬🤬🤬🤬 |
| TLDR |
| Guuuuuh |
| Avgo kinda undervalued |
| Damn all the momentum is gone |
| I thought they were still in the process of doing it and that is just for certain types of rail (cargo/freight). I could be wrong though, I only read the title of a popular post recently on Reddit. |
| You must be a boomer. Stick to S&P 500. |
| lol. historically bad CEO, if not the worst. These guys are pretty chill if you listen to the earnings call. |
| once 410 just broke for microslop, it was over and its going under 400 again |
| The world is rapidly becoming functionally dumb and it fucking hurts to watch:\n\nExample on the Flamming Bombs of Peace News:\n\n"Israel accepted US request to halt strikes on Iran but will continue attacks on southern Lebanon, sources say. Iran has suspended its operations on Israel, but warned it would resume if strikes in southern Lebanon continue."\n\nSo they don't agree to stop fighting. That is what it says. Israel says we will continue to bomb southern lebanon, Iran says if you do that no deal.\n\nNews reports deal and suspension. THE LITERAL WORDS SAY OTHERWISE.\n\nHow did we get here. I swear to god people are not learning how to read. |
| Crazy dark pool buys into KEEL, AWS deal probably going to be announced this week. |
| You'll still lose everything with share.s |
| The dark path |
| Do you not expect there to be activity in a bubble? How do you think bubbles work? |
| Algos can now really comb wsb for positions |
| I think the pieces are already starting to tumble. \n\nCivitai's primary provider kicked them off in pursuit of crypto mining. A GPU Crunch, and Bumpy Days Ahead | Civitai TL;DR: Our primary data center is pulling GPU support out from under us to switch to crypto mining, and we got less than 48 hours of notice. Genera... civitai.red |
| I understand what you mean. How would you consider agentic AI? More sophisticated, low error, high precision task completion in almost all industries + combined with robotics |
| Make money working—->lose it all gambling—-> see step 1 |
| Head and shoulders knees and toes... knees and toes |
| Why mu and mrvl going down |
| Every day I wake up, I take a shower, brush my teeth, and then I unload TTWO shares on retail \n\- An insider, probably |
| MSFT continuing to sink, very concerning for bag holders |
| god speed soldier |
| They probably are exactly like one of the "Super Nannies" from the South Park episode.. YOU know the one I'm thinking about.. |
| Weird to think spy was at 500 a little over a year ago and people still thought it was too high |
| That's right asshole - bag my fries! And throw in the ketchup and a frosty drink for free since you took so long! |
| I don’t understand your question |
| today is a good day to bring confidence back into the market after the friday mess. will be a good week. |
| why anyone would want to touch microslop options is beyond me (calls that is to clarify) |
| That would be me if I decided to short anything 😂 |
| 1.50 maybe |
| go back to r/investing then |
| Good luck ! |
| For poors |
| I’ll take a hit of that copium |
| Thanks zjz |
| Wow |
| No no the judiciary is just slower than the executive.\n\nFor eg. Tariffs |
| So Musk owns 15% of Tesla and 42% of SpaceX. \n\nFor his next big idea, which company do you think will reap the benefits of it? I think the answer is obvious |
| All in on spacex |
| sell so my 755 ban bet from Friday night passes |
| Shorting it immediately |
| You forgot the part where I said to make no mistakes |
| Is a robotaxi not a robot? |
| Going red causing mass aggression from bull |
| Im officially retiring from options... switching to shares only. I thought I was genius but turns out im regarded. |
| sir, i am seated and strapped with my seat belt in this cart for a while now. when will you take me to valhalla? |
| Your brokerage account updates on Friday, shows 1,000,000,000,000 wyd |
| My taxable is 670k and when I enable margin I only get about 600k |
| Hey /u/Puzzleheaded-Bath363 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: LFVN.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| Dang my calls covered are green. +$400 so far. |
| Market is gonna make me rich and poor all in the same week |
| You sound like my wife |
| Everyone |
| Me. It was just 471 like a week ago. Surely it will go back up soon |
| Yall ever set decoy orders to fuck with the spread? Like you own a few calls and you set one sell order for ridiculously high price it changes the spread then you sell the rest at the median? |
| Did you hear that cat bounce? Glad they land on their feet all the time.. hate for it to be a “dead cat bounce”… |
| Wasn't the bull thesis that mstr will control all the btc in existence hence they will be trilionaires? Now they sell that btc for paying the debt? |
| SPY to one million inshallah |
| It’s no amc |
| ban small traders |
| Dw there’s tons of us in Japan lol |
| Iran has no intention |
| As a bear can someone show me where they are eating the dogs? |
| P/S approx. 75\n\nProfitability = Not assured, and coming from the management itself.\n\nThe final point. SpaceX isn't a new company. All brances have a long history except the AI business, but the latter has enormous competition and a chip dependence, and atm. SpaceX is not manufacturing chips. |
| Good luck. They're super low volume on options. You need both price appreciation AND options interest to go up. Shares are the better play right now |
| Last chance to get KEEL under $6 - looks like they're about to sign a deal with AMZN. |
| Its only been 4 hours but it feels like 10 |
| Picture a buffalo chicken wrap. Now imagine how good it would be with a side of fries and ranch. |
| 1pm pump coming now |
| I'll give you personaly sloppy if true |
| SPY and QQQ just theta fucking all 0dtes huh? Ugh I’m so over this and I just know if I sell it’s gonna rocket |
| Because total compute will be what’s valuable for a while not the actual technology. If the actual quality of the AI mattered to the market then Anthropic would be leading the pack. It’s why Nvidia is the biggest winner and will continue to be. We’re in the period where people are trying to sell shovels instead of mining the gold. Which is why so many random billionaires are financing compute power farms in the cheapest areas of the US. \n\nOnly time will tell if we end up with a glut of compute sucking down power and water while advancement of AI stalls or it does so much economic upheaval as to crash the economy as a whole. |
| I need 1% pump, Donny truth something.. say the naval blockade is over. |
| Yep |
| Now just a theta dick twist and squeeze. Fuckin unreal |
| If Nasdaq finishes red, kopsis will lose their mind |
| Bers love even numbers |
| depends on what you're in. The tech stocks I'm in pumped double digits after being down double digits on Friday |
| Who the fuck buys msft in an ai bull run |
| if you bought long calls or puts on SPY/SPX/QQQ today and made money, gg. Theta will feast until tomorrow |
| I bought shares lol, so I think I’m good. Got burnt with calls after that rug last Friday… |
| We should just leave Israel and Iran to sort it out themselves at this point |
| To be fair he did say 'MSTR investors', which is referring to bagholders rather than all the speculative swing traders who have long since moved on. MSTR swing trade was hella fun back during its runup in 2024 though, it'll happen again eventually |
| Dude is obviously not eating crayons…those are non-toxic |
| Tesla makes robots, bro |
| "overpriced" \n\nlmao |
| No shit |
| I know we are all degenerates trying to make money here, but doesn’t it make any of y’all feel icky trying to make money by supporting jackoffs like Musk? I mean combined with the fact he does nothing but spew bullshit. I’m not even talking about his politics, I specifically mean how every timeline he puts out is an obvious lie. Every time he says something will be done by a certain time, it always takes like twice as long or more, or just never ends up coming out at all. |
| We will know it's legit when dudes stop "shooting" |
| Have some shame and don't mention my name behind my back |
| Bro/ke |
| Here bro. U dropped your 0,000 |
| ODTE’s took me behind the Wendy’s |
| Not for long |
| It's on the website! |
| Every day, I wake up, I take a shower, brush my teeth, and then I receive a report that a TTWO insider is unloading shares on retail. |
| Same me. I never learn. 😅 |
| TSLA WTF I thought retail dumped this?? |
| KEEL is a monster |
| Can META and GOOG stop being gay? |
| Of all the stocks that has ripped and I decided to buy Uber, I deserve this pain. |
| like constantly sucks why did i ever buy Meta |
| Suck it up as none of you are going to do a thing about it. All of you are placid cowards. As in - you really are. Just go for the ride - whatever anyone tells you to do - that's what you're doing now. |
| Bot post |
| "mic tap, deep inhale" bears are gay |
| Got a real clever one here |
| shit |
| I am a machine that turns money into dust |
| Announce the deal and take us to Valhalla. 780 beckons. |
| Anytime I consider 0dtes I want someone to slap me |
| I’ll say it\n\nThings have felt off since they changed the PDT rule |
| People forget, but there was a time that Rollerblading was legitimately cool. |
| Pump eet |
| Is it me or is everyone else interface not working |
| If you aren't going to the Knicks game today then you are likely poor. I got myself three tickets next to Spike Lee. |
| Why invest in something that is down after 5 years, instead of the stock market that has doubled? |
| degen koreans gonna leverage the fuck outta tech later tonight, chips leg up tmr |
| Google or AI brah. An easy answer. |
| you could say he's holding\n\n...\n\nthe trump card \n\n*CSI MIAMI INTRO* |
| 🙋🏼♀️ That's me! |
| Google own a bit less than 10% of SpaceX.\n\nThe contract for the 1 billion can be broken by amy party with no penalty within 90 days.\n\n\n\nGoogle is just pumping the stock. |
| market pumps |
| I went to university in 1979 when shit was printed on paper and accessible in libraries and nowhere else. The internet was like writing, printing and the wheel.\n\nAI is as transformative as changing your favourite browser for a different and slightly worse one. |
| Me, every stock, every time |
| For not selling a month ago, yeah. Dont worry though I erased all my gains on calls by entering a bigger call on earnings. |
| Double it and give it to the next person! |
| Yeah I have a expensive drug problem so all my money goes to that first |
| MSFT is due for 25 Green Day’s in a row off no news |
| We’re moving one way or the other shortly. Good luck |
| I don’t think I’m getting rich today. Come see me at Wendy’s tonight my shift starts at 5. |
| Five more mins until AAPL hits 350 |
| This "recovery" is weaker than I expected after Friday's crash... I think we might end red EOW |
| Poor/person |
| Why are bears bragging today? Market is green. |
| Micron pinned at 954 |
| the |
| Are we leveraged to the Tits today bois? |
| Checked the price on 3, 2027 7.50 strikes and it came out to 420 at the mid, so anyway…I bought some. |
| Analyst note pumped price target. |
| So what you’re saying is, Elon is doubling down on the “doing this to save humanity” grift in order to sell stocks?\n\nSounds about right, as he is undoubtedly the best stock salesman in history. |
| Metasoft |
| Not something I have a lot of experience in |
| MAG 7 are spending the money, MU, NVDA and MRVL are receiving the money. |
| Need RKLB to rocket 🚀 hard |
| I have a 3090 Ti and a 5090 for my workstations, but my daily driver is still my good old GTX 1080 Ti who is old enough to attend 4th grade by Fall |
| Ber delisted soon, Inshallah |
| Hahaha |
| MU 1100-1200 or more by earnings time |
| I get the same response. She likes what I'm doing but do it longer |
| Dollat make her hollat |
| Chip stocks are trading like a shitcoin. |
| gay/ber |
| So its just SPX and when I do the options the name is SPXW idk why maybe a scientist can tell us. |
| God i hate this market the last 2 days |
| USO 150 by Friday |
| mini/cok |
| MU and MRVL are doing so well today \nig the Memory and chips thesis still ongoing huh |
| Me too, mine sucks (haha get it) |
| My advice is to not buy SPCX. This is not investment advice, this is moral advice. |
| bankrupt |
| Imagine if spx could move more than 5 dollats |
| I personally get fucked in the ass on both of them. |
| \#HIMS |
| Re/gard |
| So you believe in law and order and don’t think crazy, obvious scams happen on a massive scale. Got it. |
| This shi goin back to 740 |