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| Sir do you know where you are? |
| ‼️‼️‼️ |
| Going all in on puts here. Wish me luck |
| My puts I bought this morning are getting decimated |
| Agreed. This is literally one of the most one-sided wars ever |
| Serious question. Can I actually make good money streaming SF6 if I can get into High Master? Lately Jesus has been making me climb ranks like he wants me to spread the Gospel at Evo. |
| Good time to load up on puts |
| Imagine thinking anything is more American and patriotic than oil |
| Green |
| He’s a fat cuck |
| We cookin or cooked? |
| wti is up 10 what are you on about? |
| Seriously? Things move way crazier and more exciting now. You'll find very few traders to agree with you. |
| dump begins now |
| Lmao maybe for daily players that don't know what they're doing. Still a bear market though |
| Here's my thots. It moves sideways for about an hr until lunch. In which time people realize it's Passover and we continue to drop. |
| I was a bear 🐻 during Covid rally. Never again. If you’re staring in disbelief at a stock market that is “too high,” it’s because retail and institutions only sell at a loss when it makes sense.\n\nThe GFC was forced selling because of enormous systemic implosion of leverage.\n\nYour little ber fantasies won’t come true until something enormous happens.\n |
| like what are people even talking about? my puts are profitable overnight. You don't buy 1dte all the time. that's retarded. even for my 1 day play on 3/31 i still bought 3 day calls. |
| I meann it makes sense right |
| Oh man. Price is stuck |
| I was promised a circuit breaker and boots on the ground. Maybe nothing truly ever happens |
| Fuck these market makers |
| It had a $6 candle after I said it and then collapsed 🤣 |
| Pigs get fat bols get slaughtered |
| 🪞 |
| Made 7k trading shares\n\nNot happy tho. If i rode VSAT could be up 20k+ |
| Why am I trying to make sense of this.\n\nDec puts and chill |
| Market was doing just dandy last year on April 2nd too. 😘 |
| Ye turned into a ge bull |
| Intel Green? Lol |
| Coco deez nutz |
| What is happening? Why are tech stocks pumping? |
| 🌈🐻 being gunned down in the streets |
| being a bear is being enlightened. being a bull is trusting mango with ur money. how well did that work out for anyone in the history of the universe. lmaooooo |
| 0dtes are also crazy inflated in premium rn and a small -0.2% move will wreck your shit |
| ill buy calls if it comes back down a little damn |
| Should be some good deals on Model S, no? |
| Just wondering how buddy with the $AMC 4/10 $1.51 calls is doing. |
| [](https://www.reddit.com/user/Full_Cash6140/)\n\n[Full\_Cash6140 ](https://www.reddit.com/user/Full_Cash6140/)\n\n• [4m ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sae8eg/comment/odw0ikq/)\n\ni don't normally do this, but i just loaded up some 0dte puts as well\n\n \n\^ this guy \n \n\n\n \n |
| keep coping, we all know how this ends today |
| dammit I wish I was busy enough so I didn’t liquidated at open. F me |
| bulls and bears just need to bang already.. |
| My Wendy's is also closed. It's good friday. Only the boots on ground is working. |
| i dont believe a single one of you |
| God bless America. God bless our troops. And God bless Micron. |
| Yet the market had already rallied strongly in the two days prior, in anticipation of something new. Nothing new so it should be where it was on monday. |
| I'm hungry |
| You're incredibly late my guy. |
| Yes, bears |
| Can’t even do CDs because I know my ahh would get FOMO every single day watching the markets |
| Green by noon? Jfc |
| Tom lee literally in shambles... BMNR down 6% even AFTER the pump? |
| What did I miss? I was gone for 30 minutes and everything is back up. |
| Idgaf about the stocks they're always regarded but wtf are bonds and oil dropping? Fucking clown world let's just keep living in denial ig. |
| Need more entrance liquidity provided by bears |
| Why does the market have to pretend like everything is okay after that bullshit speech |
| Oil to $2K tech is dead switching my dollars for Riyals |
| ##You guys miss the big speech last night or what ? It’s over, we won. Going up 1.5% today. |
| Revenge trading and doubling down on puts. Fuck it |
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| Puts all day bby |
| Thats the top, now it will drill,\n\nThanks for the attention. JP |
| Oil up 10% and SPY rallying lololol |
| War discontinues. Oil drops. Spy skyrocketing |
| forgive them father for they know not what they do |
| Panic for put holder has settled. He sold. Doump it |
| screw AI, garbage companies are where its at! |
| Fucking criminals they are |
| Seems like I gotta enlist just to make back my losses |
| i just bought puts, now watch it go up. tell your calls to thank me |
| It’s the long weekend folks. Buy puts to sleep well. |
| How the fuck do we not drop seriously oils up at 11% HOW THE FUCK |
| Just need some sort of mega Schrek and that's the Put signal for the weekend. 🤞 |
| Calls sold. See y'all next week. |
| You guys seeing every move down get bought up immediately? |
| Keep “buying the dip” bols lmao |
| I smell insiders… he’s on to something |
| 🫡 thank you for your service |
| Bols bragging about a red SPY day tells me all I need to know |
| I believe that a nuke could hit D.C. and SPY would be up 10% |
| There's a whole afternoon session to sell into once people get baited this morning. |
| That’s a lot of gambler in the market, I thought it was only us |
| No balls |
| cmon iran announce only allowing tankers through if oil is purchased with yuan |
| same it looks good on paper, but has nothing to do with reality, market no longer tied to reality |
| Curiously, this whole story just gave away the truth that all it takes to cripple an American Aircraft Carrier is a fire in the laundry room. Iranians just gotta offer some zoomer enough crypto to get him to yeet a burning pair of undies into the dryer on each carrier in the Mediterranean and Indian Ocean |
| Didn't answer my muskboi question |
| Cause everyone has puts |
| 655 eod? |
| Breaking news-coconuts are good fuel substitutes. |
| You sayin this pump is as fake as Hank's ass?? |
| No, he was killed by The Sovereign in the 1980s. |
| Always has been |
| I literally suck at this, every move wrong the last 2 weeks, just for the marked to move the direction I wanted the next day, 0dtes are not the way guys, I blew 25k in two weeks and feel even worse to see the marked to move wild in the direction I wanted the next day… fuck, good luck to everyone |
| So market goes wildly up on his lies, then when the lies are demonstrated and oil goes crazy, the markets completely ignore it\n\nAbsolutely amazing state of delusion across the entire United States right now |
| It’s gonna dump, but it’s gonna dump at like 3:45 to shake out all the ODTE people.\n\nMarket wasn’t gonna give the money up that easy |
| Could be BULL |
| I think that will be the cope keeping this market moving. Doesn't matter whats going on they will just think " okay now it's bad, he WILL 🌮" |
| PUT this put that, put the fries in the bag dumb Ber. |
| Have you realized the type of animals you find here? They bet on vibes (see I didn't say "invest"). They are so attached to making money that they don't see the forest for the trees, zero perspective. |
| buy calls |
| 🐂taking profit now? you know that drop is comming.... \n\n |
| I have no idea what will happen, I am just a regard |
| Is there anybody more annoying than bulls? Seriously |
| you mean cook downwards because memory is no longer the bottleneck? |
| The year is 2027. It now costs $80,000 to fill your gas tank. You sell one share of SPY to cover it. |
| Damn I did puts on spy and calls on oil and got double fucked |
| Should’ve done Apple |
| Compilation of ber talk today:\n\nWtf is this pump ? I'm so disappointed and angry\n\nHoly shit I’m retarded.\n\ni give up\n\nThis is disgusting |
| Not sure if bottom, but close to bottom? |
| Btc didnt participate in the pump hahahhah. Its done? |
| Cuz it's pretty obvious that once we pull out (giggity) the market will just rebound immediately. Number only goes up. |
| fuk u, it's STREETS AHEAD! |
| am i not supposed to? |
| 🌈🐻 anuses being opened naturally like the strait |
| RemindMe! 6 Months |
| waiting for bearhunter to enter chat 🤌 |
| Banks manipulate the market, even at the cost of losses, to impact geopolitics. |
| There's like 1-2 more weeks until the oil shocks really start to show up in the US |
| This is why I stopped doing 0DTEs lol. Lost a shitload of money. It’s all rigged |
| ITS TIME |
| You’re not wrong. But this market isn’t rational. |
| i think we reverse from here... |
| Did they at least bring lube today? |
| never bet against 🇺🇸 |
| I dont care who ya ar that shits funny right der. |
| Can I have a couple dollars to just hold for a second |
| Gotta pump to dump |
| I live in a first floor\n\nStill, I could get injured, sprain my ankle or something |
| we already do believe that. this month has been nothing but an opportunity for the most "intelligent" people on this sub to take on all the asset liabilities of the institutions. |
| I sold my puts, it's free to dump now |
| Bulls and Bers are fucked. That's more like it! |
| RemindMe! 3 Months |
| Rug time and oil pump resumes |
| It will be a double rug pull today |
| FM = fuck me |
| Told you guys this shit would happen last night lol. Flat as hank hills ass |
| Have you looked at the end of any war before? There is usually an escalation and a show of force before the final surrender.\n\nYou don’t pull all your forces back lmao. “Ok I’ve backed away, now you need to stop right?” Good lord lol |
| Mm’s with no regard for human life |
| I'm a big man. \nBut I want to cry |
| 650 is the top it seems. It refuses to go past it. |
| Hah!! My puts were already underwater and worthless so fuck you wallstreet!! |
| Oil up 10% and SPY recovered 1% from open. Pure retardation. 🥭 made the markets absolutely insane. Not even trading anymore, it's straight gambling |
| its okay, you will get it back!\n\n |
| You got to love this casino 🎰 |
| For real. |
| This is the pump with a statement like I am sending them to the stone age and Iran saying no negotiations. How much will this thing pump when he actually tacos? When we leave the area and the strait gets re opened? I am at my wits end. |
| All logic says it should have tanked today. But it's actually being really resilient. \n\nSeems like one of those days where the best play is to not make one. |
| most of them missed it and bought it at the top lol |
| why is it going up |
| Did that happen yesterday? |
| Please sell your calls for the sake of humanity |
| If at all |
| And look what happened? 100000% |
| This was a bad idea. Your paranoia was right and always will be. |
| perma bulls are really out in force rn. |
| I love the part where the market is up for no reason other than manipulation. This shit gonna tank eod |
| Crash will probably be next week |
| dont know whats holding the market up, but, looking at fundamentals, the spy shouldnt be this high and will probably correct soon. oil is way above 100 now, the macro economic consequences are too substantial if this holds on |
| You may have missed the part where bers are eating rn. |
| Bulls buying like stocks are cheap |
| every little drop geting bought, and +0,1% every 10 minutes, litteraly same as yesterday |
| Insane INTC rug incoming |
| Is the market manipulated or am I stupid for trusting it? |
| gl Kash |
| puts, buy puts quick |
| People that bought SPY puts this morning and planned to call out of work about to start the shift early |
| FOMO happening |
| Where you at dog? |
| So oil is up 12% and spy pumpin ? Someone is wrong and my guess is the regards on wallstreet |
| 4 mins to the dump |
| MSFT you fucking piece of shit. Down and sideways while everything was down and recovering. |
| Man lol |
| yeah these assholes are definitely pinning it to 650 to fuck with options holders as long as they can |
| It’s big alright |
| Stop trying to make fetch happen |
| so fucking bearish and bullish in here this week we will close down -.25 or -.50 tops so every OTM holder is deep fried by the MMs\n\nOnce again your exit liquidity is much appreciated retards. |
| So that tells us....market giva no fuka |
| Better Fuel Huell |
| just asking for an opinion good buy now or not |
| Yeah might as well hold at this point |
| im gonna be so mad if we fill the gap today |
| lol |
| on monday the market is closed in europe aswell, and i just know what will happen if hold calls trump will nuke iran and i cant sell monday and will get fucked and if i sell my calls trump announces war end over easter \n\nwhats the plan |
| Dude literally same ✋🏼 |
| Wtf I buy call it down |
| It doesn’t make sense, and that’s exactly why it does. |
| Stop scamming the people |
| BOls rip hope you scalped |
| Big if true |
| 💎 or 🪦 today |
| Timber! |
| Either insane rug pull later or market doesn't care anymore lol |
| INTC please keep climbing 🙏📈😔 |
| Yes my asshole is saved for another day!!! Fuck you MM!!! |
| Intel said fuck your puts |
| Start believing in ‘merica |
| As a person whose favorite quote is “I know of no better life purpose than to perish in attempting the great and the impossible” - Friedrich Nietzsche \n\nGodspeed brother, good luck |
| Todays market is like play-doh but its not even brand name its the dollar store kind |
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| It’s GOING to drop lol, only a matter of when today |
| LOL BERS THOT |
| SPY trying to recover is actual madness. Tuesday pump was based on fake rumors. War continues. Oil skyrocketing. |
| It’s really gonna go green I made the sacrifice with my puts |
| make them exit liquidity |
| Bol you had your chance now bers will feast |
| Did you sell? Lolz |
| Biggest dump in history about to happen \n\n*in my toilet* |
| So calls |
| Good |
| It hasn’t been supply and demand since 2008 maybe even before then |
| 20k and counting 😎 |
| gotta say after downvoting all the bulls i can find, it doesnt really make me feel better about going from +60% to +20% in the first 30 mins of market |
| Funny watching 🐂s and 🐖s do a victory lap with mascara running down their face and shit in their pants.\n\n🤡🌎 |
| There's no way this pump holds |
| Bears should be scared if it crosses and holds above 651. |
| You’re a complete regard buying options in this market |
| you bers took profit this morning right? Right????? |
| I was smart enough to go long, but lord fucking help me I choose the weakest option in my basket: RIVN\n\nWorthless |
| He looked pretty exhausted in the speech despite its hawkish tone |
| We only lost yesterdays gain (so far)\n\nLmfao |
| I don’t 👋 |
| People who think mango will taco like every other time |
| turns out all you have to do is inverse the RH Top News, whatever it wrote from 5-6 hours ago is getting reversed in the session |
| There still could be a selling party today.\n\n |
| This sh1t makes no sense F* |
| 🌈🐻 getting rope a doped |
| SpaceX will probably moon before falling and rise and then idk.\n\nBut I remember Muskboi saying he would never IPO SpaceX before going to Mars because if he did he’d have to please the investors, which would mean tangible, short-time profits, which in turn would end his dream of getting humans to Mars.\n\nIirc he said he would consider it once they had done several trips back and forth to Planet Rust because it would be profitable or something at that point.\n\nI personally hope that SpaceX will keep pushing for Mars, but with the IPO and several nations having their eye on the moon again, I doubt it’ll happen anytime soon. Maybe in the late ‘30s if we’re lucky. |
| Ending greener than the grass in my neighbors yard, who really maintains it well\n\nOnly because people loaded puts like crazy... |
| Very fetch! Keep us updated! |
| pretty good day if bulls and bears can make money |
| 2 big 2 fail baybeeee |
| puts on your S and G |
| Theyre just tired of selling |
| please just going straight up for hours on end is insane |
| Alright. I'm done with my trading for today. The state of the world is such that one actually has to buy 300+ contracts of world-ending puts just in case, insurance is insurance. $550 SPY by monday? Who knows, im my own hedge fund, kiddo. \n\nI have never been this sexy to myself in my entire life. |
| oil dumping too. wtf. |
| AMD GREEN ! |
| Can’t stop the pump |
| Time for the 10:30 dumpy |
| You gotta press 3 for the 8 figure+ net worth option |
| Wtf is this pump ? I'm so disappointed and angry |
| Probably run a github algo |
| I don’t get it |
| Some of y'all don't believe in America and it shows 🫵 |
| Paperhanded my puts |
| Rage bought puts, Valhalla i’m coming |
| market pricing in a **recession** because of sustained oil price effects. As it should. |
| Covid has ended the world and this is endless purgatory. \n\nEveryday I’m more sure of it. |
| Huge RKLB guy , sold calls this week FUCK ME |
| Just one question: WHAT THE FUCK |
| I hate knowing I’m being scammed and not being able to do anything about it |
| Always |
| why rigth now intc e tech up and OIL down since market open? I realy don't undeerstand why. Who wants to hold intc and tech during this long weekend?\n\n |
| I was so cocky an hour ago |
| usually vix does not make smaller moves than oil |
| I mean tons of generals and commanders warned the admin that attacking would cause them to close hormuz. They just didnt listen. |
| Fuck stupid |
| Mm just trynna shake out the put holders to minimize payouts today 💰 |
| Where's those retards who were saying "buy puts" in premarket LOL |
| Why then? |
| It’s always possible. Money seeks a home. |
| Oil is up 10% |
| i don't normally do this, but i just loaded up some 0dte puts as well |
| Gonna hit a wall at 653 mark my words |
| The market is as done with this war as 🥭. Seems like the takeaway was not "this isn't over" but rather "he wants out ASAP." |
| 4 hours is considered 'see a doctor territory' |
| Calls on Puts |
| Bought to close my SPY put I sold this morning for +$100 on this retarded hedge pump. Good luck to all. ($100-200 per day is my target. $25k-$50k annualized) |
| Holy shit I’m retarded. |
| This is assuming USD continues to grow in comparison to foreign currency which would be counter to the guy you are replying to's thesis. |
| Its called 'vaping' |
| why rigth now intc e tech up and OIL down since market open? I realy don't undeerstand why. Who wants to hold intc and tech during this long weekend? |
| As a bear, you regards who talk about circuit breakers while pre-market is down 1% actually disgust me. |
| Supply and demand. Watch some videos. It’ll make this all make sense trust me. |
| sky high IV puts\n\nbless their hearts |
| I called SEC to report todays price action but got voicemail and their voicemail greeting said they are out to lunch and the greeting was setup 20 years ago. |
| We’ve rallied nonstop for 45 minutes for no reason what kind of asshole bumfuck buys here |
| Generational save on my calls, never again |
| I bought puts this morning 😭😭😭 BUT I SOLD BEFORE THE PUMP AHAHAHAH AHA AHAHAHAH |
| Biggest rug pull In history incoming |
| I dunno if this bounce has much more juice. Just sold my calls i bought at open for a nice profit. Might be done for the day |
| boots on ground but they just sending the bers |
| Til 660 |
| It’s gonna go green isn’t it? Fuck this retarded market |
| Somewhere out there is a savant who is making all the dumb trades and perfectly riding this market |
| They just discovered coconuts are a decent substitute for diesel. As the old adage goes don’t try won’t know |
| XOM and SOXS calls |
| My puts missed selling buy a single dollar and and now it went from 124 to 70 (still profit though caus i bought at 40) |
| How did every hedge fund on Wall Street all agree to dumb the market on the speech the pump it the next day? |
| what's that 10:16 candle on qqq lmao |
| Thanks |
| Ahh a kleptocracy. It's beautiful. |
| How tf is crude down only a tiny bit since open but spy is literally flying? If everything is how it’s supposed to be then spy will bounce back from here. No way EVERYTHING just goes up. |
| At this point, China, Russia, and Iran could nuke us while aliens invade the Earth, and the Moon could be hurling towards us with Jesus making a return, and the rapture is in progress of happening, but you open up your trading app and SPY is up 1% |
| Guys, be respectful, bears just lost real money.\n\nLOL JK ber are fuk and always will be |
| Everyone buying calls deserves liquidation. USO still over 130$ your nuts if it’s gonna pump anymore than it has. Yall are buying the rug pull trap and that’s what they want 😂 |
| What type of sorcery is this? |
| fk it -gonna double down on some puts |
| Ur welcome |
| time to go back to sleep |
| Nose dive will be at 10:35am 🤔 |
| rationality is completely gone |
| LMAO |
| nothing ever happens |
| 665c was not the play at close yesterday |
| God that was fucking gross. Isn't the market supposed to care that oil is up 10% |
| What we doing |
| how can you just sit there in the cuck chair with all this volatility? |
| How the hell is this market up lol |
| why would it stop. infinite money |
| Markets 1% down across the board and bols crowing about ber tears. I am not even sure if I should feel sorry for them or pity ... |
| Naaaa im going all in, no way it closes above 645 |
| Ber genocide |
| I'm about to wreck the market by turning bol.\nYou've been warned. |
| It has risen like JC |
| Yes… it’s the markets fault….. |
| no one has gone broke taking profits |
| I guess we’re just going up today lol |
| #remember to double down on your options, literally can't go tits up |
| .9% spy from this morning's low? wtff... i need below 649! |
| Ber extinction event |
| Just checking in on ya! I know some of you said you were going to buy puts at the open |
| Damn that SNDK $700 call in my watchlist printing like a mf -_- |
| Hopefully you all remembered nothing ever happens and once these headlines go away we’re back to the unrelenting march upwards |
| You guys bought too many puts! I was supposed to be the only one that bought the puts. It was my turn! |
| Dumbest market ever |
| Oh no! The second most abundant element in the universe is escaping! |
| $350 safer than $360 |
| This is the greenest red day ever |
| Not healthy pump for sure |
| exit liq surely |
| Lmao we will probably still pump even with Asia and Europe on fire |
| Oil tells the truth and stocks lie. |
| It's like 🥭 needs to prove that he didn't make the stock market go down or something |
| i give up |
| There is just zero selling pressure. Like everyone is waiting for someone else to start it. |
| Are the Bers geh? |
| Green by 11am apparently |
| Definitely manipulation in his ATH✨ |
| Lmao at the Bers who didn’t sell their puts at open |
| Bears sadly closing the lambo configurator tab and opening the “food banks near me” tab |
| Oh well it looks like this pump is caused by Intel again which is being manipulated by 🥭 cronies, Won't hold up obviously |
| Relax relax guys..! they’re for JANUARY 2027 and I just bought them |
| A lot of the market situations are blatantly obvious, but you look at the cause and it's still a crapshoot. Is the big orange dumbass gonna double-down, chicken-out, or start some new shit somewhere else? Tariffs today, no tariffs tomorrow? Threats this week, rescinded the next? He's a fat guy on a trampoline and only he and his buddies know what day he's gonna jump. If you're able to make it line up with your investing, it's either insider knowledge or pure fricken luck. Next week they might even pull back all those troops and send em home, saying invasion's canceled. They pay restitutions with our taxpayer money, strait opens up, but not before he and his friends all cash out on oil half an hour before the big announcement. It's entirely within the realm of possibility, but I'd need a crystal ball to say when. I'm trying to read the tea leaves and they're all toenail clippings. |
| prolly tomorrow |
| I’d be fuming if I was a bear |
| I just bought a call. You’re welcome bears |
| Ahahahahahaha |
| Stock will soar on this news. Ponzi scheme |
| While I ponder how a laundry fire brings down a 13 billion dollar aircraft carrier, and realize that the April 6 delay thing is just to allow a replacement carrier to get into place, my bigger question is, didn't anyone at some level realize that securing a straight whore muze was maybe the important first goal? |
| I'm just mad because it was easier to make money in Biden's market |
| Regarded market is back baby! |
| How long do we think this will last |
| MANIPULATION |
| Oh fuck I get it now, we literally launched a rocket to the moon yesterday, that is the only explanation for this. |
| I-uhm... What... What do you mean Tesla fell after bad news. Th-thats... Not how it should work |
| That's what's being done to all of us, right? |
| Force majeure and yet the French do nothing to reopen the strait, smgdh |
| Market is operating on extra chromosomes |
| Every fucking time I hold this happens every time I sell it doesn’t |
| hey just joined the "community " and still learning about stocks what is this? |
| bols r fuk after a few more greend candles |
| Can't believe this shit has recovered so much\n\nIts gonna end green |
| Remember, market is regarded. So it’s going to do the dumbest shit possible every day. |
| Why is it up today? |
| The interesting thing about oil shortage is that they can’t just print their way out of it. \n\nIn other crisis situations they can just kick the can into the future. In this case they are stuck with reality. |
| Oil will reach 150 and SPY will be nearing ATH cause why the fuck not |
| Their answer to every downturn is to just immediately pump it back up, there's no price discovery to be had. This is going to get so ugly when that stops working |
| Green by eod wasn’t a joke |
| Are ya winning son? |
| Every Friday is a dump for the past 3 weeks. You really think it’s gonna hold on a 3 day weekend on red thursdays lmao |
| We loading up on calls? |
| Probably Monday. |
| The market is screaming Tech bull market otw \n\nJust stfu dnt think n buy everything computer |
| Wallstreet has priced in Canadian crude flowing to the world creating the next Canadian golden era |
| See I wanna but puts, since it’s completely sound logically with the market completely under reacting right now to the 10% jump in oil. Yet this market is so regarded and devoid of logic that I can’t even rely on that |
| when smtg is too obvious don’t do it |
| Fuck me man. Was up 25% today. Finally sold my puts and end at +1% |
| This has doubled today |
| It mostly tells that you and the regards who upvoted you unironically don't understand what irony means, neither what economic surrender means and literally nothing about France's warmongering history. |
| wtf was this qqq wick to 582? |
| America is the only country in the world “not” taking this seriously. It’s cause our news is now filtered, and we keep getting lied to by the powers at top. The rest of the world treats this with the seriousness it deserves. |
| I will reiterate. Pre market means absolutely nothing. The stock goes where it wants to go |
| Just trying to shake oil out of paper hands |
| me too |
| Imagine you're literally any leader in Europe or Asia, getting told that the United States is going to do something that will absolutely fuck your economy over, after they've already done it.\n\nNow imagine a month later you get told that because they don't use the resources you *rely on* that much, undoing the damage *they caused* is now your problem.\n\nHow can that be read as anything other than a hostile action towards most of the world? |
| Yeah I don’t trust this |
| Did the market hear the same speech yesterday?! WTF is going on? |
| why the freak are stocks going up right now? |
| So lazy 🙁 |
| The hell is going on, did mango promise everyone that agreed to buy shares and calls the 'Bubba special' or something? |
| The real bubble was the space friends we made a long the way 🤗\n\nCan't wait for all these shitco's like LUNR and PL to go back to the dumpster where they belong. It's only a matter of time given the absurdly high p/s, cash burn, and no profitability in sight 😂 |
| no rush gaps can be closed in 1 month.\n\nWe still have open gaps up from the last 20years rally |
| Almost like low volume futures trading isn't a real read in anything. \n\n\nThe cash session matters more. |
| If this ain’t market manipulation, you ain’t black |
| I hate this fucking market so much, I gave back 13k because of ibkr’s retard interface and I thought I sold all my contracts when I only sold 1. Only caught it cuz I went to redeploy… goddam |
| Is Robinhood account going to settle funds tmrw or do we have to wait until Monday |
| pumping leading into a 3 day weekend with all this BS happening, classic |
| Jesus Christ they’re still rallying this. Inhumane |
| i cant read the market wtf is going on. I guess people hope that this Weekend the War will be over??? |
| Let’s go down |
| watching the markets tank taco is probably thinking of a new tweet\n\n |
| TSLA is just another 40% drop or so from being incredibly overpriced |
| HOW CAN SHE PUMP |
| All in callz? |
| Rip just got destroyed on my spy puts. Don’t understand how it rips like this. RIP me |
| USAR uh to the moon! 🌙 🚀 yuhhh and beyond! |
| Why are we going up today? 🥭 tweet something |
| This could be the funniest day in market history |
| Bro send me some of those winnings ill double it |
| Fuk da bears |
| Shooter said he wanna kill you anyway, it's free. |
| Damn I actually used a whole pack of coffee filters, only took me like 5 years |
| Algos realized there’s no reason not to pump! Green by lunch |
| Small caps still underpriced, large caps still overpriced. \n\nGood. |
| Bonds going up too, the war is over guys, iRAM will be ashes so thats bullish i guess |
| how the fuck is this not a top signal lol |
| Holy V |
| Wow |
| if this goes green im goin all cash for a couple months at the very least |
| Lots of liquidity right now if you're rebalancing |
| Trump accidentaly said he predicts war to end in 3 days.\n\nWow |
| This market is too regarded, sold my puts for 12% gain when it was 40% at open. Done for today. |
| happy tears? I thought your weight loss was ozempic? |
| “Iran is being pressured by the entire world to fold though! I’m going to keep betting on them!” |
| Top 1% Commenter status? I need to take a break from this place. |
| The moment war is over we will be back to ATH in a day |
| rocket ship grease down the cracks of my knuckles |
| as soon as spy breaks its uptrend, slam on that put button |
| 😂 |
| ber had to change plans from steakhouse to mcdonalds |
| With oil at 110+ something has to give. |
| if you want to be serious about it, yeah, it might look like a meme coin, but it's not, expectations are the issue |
| Ban bet it |
| I knew to buy calls this morning because at 8am I said no more downside and got downvoted into oblivion. Inverse wsb |
| r/investing |
| Fun fact: I was only down about 10% 20 minutes ago. |
| Just buy calls |
| People forgetting gap exists and we need to close these gaps |
| Banbet qqq 565 eod! |
| you're regarded if you keep betting against the market, didn't you understand the 4.5% rebound warning |
| # Space stocks pumping off a mission that’s not even theirs LMAO |
| Gimme that 150 👅 |
| Closed puts from yesterday at 110% profit, could have been 195% but got greedy at open and held |
| Cheaper entry for options folks, take advantage of the VIX murder to buy monthlies. |
| Something weird is going on |
| I'm glad I didn't buy those 04/03 USO $109p |
| Really green* |
| looks like microslop is the sick man of mag7 |
| Time for puts because this market is non sense |
| The Economy is larger than the US |
| Market pricing in Rate Cuts with OIL over $110 a barrel lol. |
| lmao right? those green candles all exactly engineered to eat the previous red ones |
| Just lit up 4% on fire in under an hour |
| hope you didn't panic sell mu calls |
| Back to the pits of hell |
| this pump feels like a house of cards but it just keeps going |
| typically i’d win one when it doesn’t even work |
| Straight gambling out here recently |
| bears still time to sell your puts and buy calls, we are 0,7% away from yday close, we will close the gap |
| Morning 653 on the horizon too many puts |
| #SAD |
| Yall really dont know the script by now? Dump at open followed up by a pump after |
| Bers downvote me all u want. It won’t cause the pain to go away |
| the slop aint moving, oh the drop will be glorious when spy doesnt support it |
| problem is, market doesn’t care about what you imagine |
| MANIPULATION |
| And calls it was lol |
| Calls to make up for loss on puts |
| Spent $22K YTD buying the "dip" I am tired. |
| aint no way it goes pass $652 |
| They were in this together all along!!!! |
| If it’s pumping now why did it ever dump in the first place wtf |
| I’m starting to think that too. But as soon as we fully believe that 100%, it will crash. |
| but technically its not over 110 |
| Start Wars: the regards strike back\n\n“Luke, Bibi is your Daddy!” |
| When the squawk box says "we don't have any news to explain this rally but we'll continue to search" 🤣 FML |
| Where's the retard that had $7k worth of way OTM puts and was celebrating last night lmao |
| Just buy RIG. ITS TRADING HIGH!\nDO YOUR RESEARCH ON THEM. THEY ARE NEXT. |
| I genuinely can’t bring myself to ever buy calls because I’m always rooting for the system to collapse lmao |
| I'd take that if it means inflation stops wrecking our futures. |
| Reentry |
| The one rule of options that everyone has to learn is that it's not about holding them, it's about scalping them to make a profit. Holding isn't a game worth playing since like 2021. |
| True but bounced right back up LOL |
| yes. physical deliveries contracted before the war stop on the 15th. it becomes a free for all on whatever price shippers and producers decide |
| Ber downvoting 😭😭😭\n\nIn a red day 😭😭😭 |
| no |
| Just about 1-2 weeks now until the supply shock really hits Europe, In Asia it's already starting. Let's wait and see what happens.\n\nThe market can remain regarded longer than you can remain solvent and what not... |
| Bol always win |
| It’s dumb but it’s time to bid. We’re going back to ath. |
| 641 eod |
| When is it safe to buy MSFT |
| Someone learned what force majeure was today and wanted to use it in a sentence. |
| If you actually watched that speech you knew not to buy puts or calls |
| Every open is some prop the markets up ass bullshit. Every day |
| buy it, it won’t go back up after you do |
| Never use the same playbook |
| wow my 0dte calls are up 4k, we are definitly going to atleast 653 or even 655 for gapclose |
| No kidding the hell is going on? Said basically shits going to hit the fan and market brushes it off. |
| that is the gayest price action I have seen in 5 years of trading |
| Pretty clear that the club is trying their hardest to keep the house of cards propped up. Doubt it holds to EOD. |
| Could have been 😭 |
| I guess nothing matters anymore. Just pump it because... |
| How is SPY not below 600 |
| I'm convinced the violent move either up or down that's coming today is truly a coin flip |
| eastern or central time? |
| The best play for today is not to play at all… I will get fuck no matter what |
| Looks like he even made more this morning if he held |
| When the rug pull? |
| hehe thanks man |
| A regard doesn’t deal in absolutes |
| Poots on the ground. |
| My port has never been greener! |
| America could start WW3 tomorrow, and the market would front run the ending of the war and for whatever reason limit up. The stock market will never again have a sustained dip ever again, and nobody can convince me otherwise. Up only. |
| New orders for black widow drones! Am all in! |
| My high beta is barely green, seen this a million times, spy close green |
| spy dumps? |
| Giant 5$ spike on zero volume lol wtf is this fake bs |
| Username checks |
| In 3 days is crazy |
| Bought a 0dte spy put here for fun |
| lollllll |
| Imagine DCAing puts |
| I paperhanded but atleast I’m not a ber |
| Stealing this lol |
| oil 10% and markets bouncing. cool |
| The sign I needed |
| ber fuk 😦🤌 |
| This shit makes no fucking sense\n |
| Source: trust me bro |
| its just money man dont do it |
| did i sell my calls too early today? yes but better too early than too late. |
| What about second move? Says Merry |
| Bears 🤣 |
| It’s me. I’m still buying. I’ve seen this movie before. |
| Why would I do that when I can buy high |
| thinking about her |
| How’s that healthcare plan coming America |
| On what, 2 tankers? Russia unsanctioned and Venezuela oil stuck to USD. Uae and Saudi aren't going yuan. |
| Thank you WSB for loading up on puts this morning, and causing the rally |
| Dicks out for Harambe💔 |
| #bers big mad lmfaooo |
| Did we taco? |
| damn i actually didnt get liquidated this time we're back yo |
| daily thread celebrating the claw back. prob time to bail |
| TSLA or spaceX. Hmmm. Which one, which one. |
| I am the biggest pussy here |
| This was the right strategy lol |
| Silly ber buy mor stok |
| Used to love coming here and playing this game . Now I just hate it |
| Y'all always complaining lol. JUST STOP FUCKING BUY PUTS LMFAO |
| I’m sorry but what the actual fuck |
| Commenting so I can comeback and laugh |
| Lmao how the fuck am I always wrong? |
| this is fucked lol |
| lol I’m holding my puts through the long weekend. You just know 🥭 is gonna do something stupid. |
| Bers dont want it past 650, but the scam will continue |
| Can't say buying a bunch of commodity ETF, Chevron and Conaco were the worst play during Venezuela. \n\nGuess I can still be a bull in a bear market. \n\n |
| You’ve been trading for how long? 18 days? Shut up retard. You don’t understand the greeks. Higher IV leads to higher premiums. Puts pay when you have a bigger move than IV predicts. You could just as easily sell call spreads for a net credit. |
| Loaded puts |
| We're building data centers for this btw |
| hold = get butt fucked for eternity until expire worthless\n\nsell = automatic 12 foot green dildo into mars |
| It’s obviously gonna go back down in a week. Buy some cheaper puts. Simple. |
| SpaceX’s IPO is leaking risk. |
| I’m about to full port calls, this shit is so manipulated why not join in |
| Ok I capitulate to calls |
| Brothers who is doing this to us\n\nWhy are they still buying\n\nKilling me with this shit |
| INTC and SNDK give no fucks |
| If you had enough money to literally move an index in order to prevent people like you from getting paid, wouldn't you? |
| Hobestly impressive pump when oil is up 11%. |
| 🥭 is sending my port back to the stone ages |
| Have you atleast hedged ur personal oil consumption? |
| am i correct oils now over 110 and theres basically nothing that will stop it from going up more? |
| Just lost so much money selling credit call spreads |
| *MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH*\n\n*Look at all these fucking suckers buying puts off us David!*\n\n-Jamie Dimon |
| Bend over and spell run. |
| Green by close surely. |
| ber always bitchin and moaning about manipulation lmaooo |
| If this ends up green or neutral I'll jump out of a window |
| shits pumping uncontrollably |
| Thank you bro |
| upvote if you bought 0DTE puts at the bottom |
| Terrible speech last night, oil skyrocketing, no end in sight for Iran war, massive layoffs, price estimates of companies plummeting…spy green. |
| You and I see behind the matrix, but whoever I pawned off some volatility calls this morning to sure didn't. |
| First move always fake? |
| Remember guys buy low and sell even lower |
| Max Pain for put buyers at open, RIP |
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| Depositing a massive log as we speak\n\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter. |
| RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG RIG\n\nTRANSOCEAN TRANSOCEAN\n\n1)DOESNT OPERATE IN THE MIDDLE EAST\n2)DECENTLY SHORTED\n3)THEY ARE TAKING OVER VALARIS\n4)CHEAP SHARES\n5)CHEAP OPTIONS CONTRACTS\n6)OIL AND TRANSPORTATION\n7)HIGH DAILY VOLUME\n8)GET IN WHILE ITS STEADY\n\nTELL YOUR FRIENDS |
| Nice, I held 3x spx puts for 04/02 6480 strike. Cost 7.10\n\nSold at 24.40 shortly after the open. \n\n200% profit on an overnight hold. \n\nI usually dont go gay, but when Trump says he's gonna say some shit.... im in |
| MM's pumping because they know everyone has puts |
| Yes |
| because $1.5 trillion is just not enough |
| Think im just gonna exit the market for a bit. This shit is wack. Makes no sense. |
| I am more worried about Mi Casa not Su Casa. |
| Bibi has told us the Iranians keep their bitcoin next to the uranium. We're going in! |
| Irrational pump spy to green day. Nice. Remember don't trade what makes sense! The market does not follow that |
| Right there with ya |
| 🥭 said nothing new yesterday yet you panic sold at open |
| People talking about buying bonds and gold cuz stocks will tank…blah, blah, blah. \n\nI have a question for said folks, “with what money?” |
| sold my cvx calls at the top fo today idk wtf else to do honestly besides make enough money for oil futes |
| Sayin dood, I got tiiiime |
| Always chill |
| retails balls deep in puts my dudes |
| Man, I wish |
| Not for me it isn't |
| Just straight fucking up after I sell |
| So glad I sold most of my oil calls at open cause why that shit starting to go down now, lol |
| I think I’ll go buy even more bear sterns right after this 😏 |
| I inversed myself and held puts after open despite profitability. The universe responded accordingly to correct things. |
| Mark my words |
| Lot of confused pannicans in the chat right meow |
| Oil with no meaningful pullback and SPY pumping? Is oil in SPY now? |
| Sons of Jerome, of WSB, my retards.\n\nI see in your port the same red that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the margin maintenance of our ports fails, when we forsake our retards and break all bonds of fellowship and get margin called; but it is not this day.\n\nAn hour of bears and shattered ports, when the age of Bols comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we buy.\n |
| I feed on bers tears |
| I'm having an equally hard time, yet this chart is bullish as hell |
| Shot up at open just like I thought. |
| Added more MU calls at that last little pause |
| I mean he does said Green twice last night. SNDK already jumped back to where it was yesterday. I guess MU going 400 |
| Red days are the best days.. for buying💪 |
| show screenshots of your positions\n\n |
| Expect a sharp dump around 11-1 |
| Lmaooo what in the bear trap just happened |
| NVDA and GOOG not going down without a fight |
| That's the last windows 11 upgrade nag I will ever tolerate |
| If Iran is smart, they'll keep the pressure as high as possible until the midterms where Trump is going to receive a historical butt fucking due to out of control inflation. |
| I mean Agrabah has I coming to em! |
| \> Macron tells Trump ‘you don’t need to speak every day’\n\nFrench president speaks for us |
| >Trump wants to switch to a war economy in 2027 with massive increase in military spending — Bloomberg\n\n✅️ |
| Did Warren buffet just load up or something wtf was that green bar on the Q’s LOL |
| Ahh, thanks. \n\nNew development: It turns out, I'm at "War" with my GF |
| Fuck you, congrats |
| If we end green I m gonna lose it |
| That’s ultra ghey |
| Jayson is a legend!🤣 |
| People thought it would be easy to gamble when you're playing against the house |
| Haha so what if he does u think Kenny gonna let it go up pretty sure that DFV spike lasted a day other than that 5 years of drop brotha |
| fucking ASTS man. every time it drops i never buy it, but it always soars back up 10%. |
| https://preview.redd.it/z6vunu72dssg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3a1e9793c3348fe7240be985a77d225b4337eec\n\n |
| Go ahead buddy |
| bears so easy to be manipulated \n\nif it was so obvious everyone will be millionaires |
| Because the country that’s being bombed to hell for 30 days straight and pressured by the rest of the international community to give up can’t produce any proof of life for their current leader and is admitting their major steel plants can’t produce for at least 6 months after the latest attack.\n\nOh yeah, they sent out a big round of rockets last night in response to the speech and there were zero casualties from their show of force. \n |
| Hell yeah! I wish I had bought a little more and got my rent free for the month too! |
| They've been preventing it all day. |
| Isn’t there a straight out of the Red Sea. If they block that while hormoz is plugged up even for a week what happens? |
| YOLO to 10 mill or 0 |
| > Why TF would you sponsor the protection of the world for their sake when the world would not do the same for you? Why should the responsibility of global trade fall in the hands of one country to its own detriment, where it ends up in undesirable wars just to ensure trade routes and resources for the world to enjoy?\n\nBecause then your currency becomes the global standard for cross border trade, which leads every country on earth to acquire reserves of it. They get those reserves by sending your country stuff that you pay for with newly printed money. You get all sorts of free stuff! This is a called a "trade deficit" |
| You’re better off selling the premium 90% of options are worthless. |
| You bought puts didn't you? |
| This is disgusting |
| If I was smart, I would learn to take profits. Anyway, back to burning money |
| Can i just make money once? |
| The manipulation from the MM must be ilegal, OIL going up, strait closed, war continues |
| Watching the tickers in the stocks app so I don’t have to look at my port 😎 |
| Cant break 650. Its joever. |
| What in tarnation |
| Get ready for a big ole rugging |
| Watching the behavior of the Europoor indexes when the US market opens lately has been peak comedy. |
| Hahahah dem little kids with dem puts bragging premarket |
| True, but if you want to invest in a stable economy, all you have is us now. Not the way I'd do it, but why have capitalism growth when you can do it the Saudi way |
| MU lol this market |
| Shot term treasuries might outperform gold lowkey |
| Holy QQQ liquid shit grab |
| That’s not a V, that’s a D! |
| There’s nothing more patriotic than buying the dip |
| Bears getting split apart bulls getting smashed theta wins again |
| Nope crack, you think I’m a peasant? |
| I just have a hard time imagining people being bullish over the 3 day weekend with all the military personnel and aircraft we just put in the region |
| Calls on RSI |
| Get ready for a big ole rugging |
| Come on Pltr don't you know the part you play in implementing Daddy Thiel's apocalypse? |
| That was probably baron loading on calls |
| 630 when we thought war wasn't over, 656 when we thought it was over, but 650 when we knew it wasn't over and things were only going to get worse.\n\n\nNot falling for it MM. |
| WAHT WAS THAT |
| https://preview.redd.it/02b2dtwxcssg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=044d7824eb3fd4cd9b2052583be66900648fb3af\n\n |
| Buy the tech dip for the next 2 weeks |
| I am a ber, but this is a tricky call. not sure |
| that means puts it is |
| Calls only |
| We will go there. We will! |
| I lost $900 on Tuesday. Bulls can have it, the +$5k from this morning covers it |
| If it keeps getting rejected at these levels, SPY might retest $632 |
| wouldn’t it leak out? |
| I agree. I was just surprised that there are people who believe economy is working and thriving. |
| The spiceeeeeee |
| 650 rejected for the ~~4th~~ 5th time now |
| 100% manipulated |
| 650 |
| They’ll bring them back for the next Jurassic Park |
| Iran already boring old news\n\nme buy stonks now |
| To all you degenerate gamblers still currently in the room with us, it's been an honor |
| It's not manipulation because Algos can't have 'intent'. Therefore, they are designed to maximize liquidity. \n\n\nThey tried to pass a legislation in 2024 that was lobbied out. |
| I can't believe I'm just 2-3 weeks it will be 2-3 weeks from the war ending. |
| It's all fugazi |
| Idk why I get NVDA vibes. Thinking my measly $1k may grow 10x |
| mu GO GO GO |
| This market is kinda regarded overnight puts and bear call spreads paid, but it’s suppose to keep going down. |
| Bers, don't try to make sense of this market it has been disconnected from reality for a while now |
| I just started trading 3 days ago |
| Just getting wsbs opinions so I can inverse it and finally make money |
| SPY tried to escape and was smacked down LOL |
| genuinely hate them |
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| Account will be blown by EOD... fuck, I really really do not get the market at all. Nothing positive and it just blasts upward... I'm tired boss. Time to time take a long break after close tonight. |
| Bers are so fuking stooopid lmfaooooo |
| War is where two or more countries fight each other with weapons. Iran is a country where lots of oil comes from. Hope that explains it for you. |
| Here I am, once again, on the toilet, like clockwork. I keep getting that extra spicy salsa. Pay to play. |
| Algos resurrected |
| Why is the market pumping? |
| MU is preparing to absolutely cook |
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| Oof... ber? |
| I can’t differentiate between TSLA and my dogs huge pile 💩 |
| I'm on the phone with healthcare.gov while losing money on my puts my blood pressure is so high right now. |
| Bers would buy puts when it’s down 10% |
| do you smoke meth |
| manipulation is unreal |
| Yeah. Im selling puts on google and MU had a heart attack this morning |
| Wtf was that |
| HOLY CANDLE |
| Stop speaking sense in the echo chamber |
| Except this time it's calls till 3pm and puts at 3.30 |
| This significantly weakens the petro dollar. Iran's forcing payments to happen with Yuan now. |
| *fake news on war ending* spy +3%\n\n*potus announcement that war is not over and uso taking off like artemis II* spy -0.5% |
| You thought we wouldn’t V lmao? |
| Apparently my screener is broken, what delusional change are bols seeing? |
| Seems to be the most popular move these days |
| QCOM puts? |
| Doesn’t matter until it does. Good luck. |
| Bro I ain’t doing all that. I either gamble my way to an early retirement or die a broke disaffected loser. |
| We’ll simply go over it |
| I’m sure it’ll increase over time. If the Artemis II adventure turns out to be a rounding success, the space sector will see a lot of money being flooded into it. |
| this is the way |
| Just straight up lmao |
| Why? |
| Look at the copium in this chat expecting a drop any minute. You lost your money. Go home and cry about it |
| ya except China is long ready for this shit. all those non existent windmills and coal plants and massive oil reserves to boot. Korea... this gonna hurt them, it seems. China will be fine for a while. |
| You can pay that in 9 months |
| Cucked |
| Body bags |
| Damn this shit boring |
| oh they are. There is some evil calculus, like distracting from the files, war giving the potential of declaring martial law, but they really are dumb lol. If they were smart they would have found a way to secure oil before fighting iran, OR just not done it like the past 40 years of presidents did. |
| That’s why you don’t buy 0dte puts when it’s down 1.5% |
| Ganho não realizado não é dinheiro. Você aprendeu. |
| Hes onto his next scam spacex. |
| Below 64.9k, the biggest liquidations of the year are in corn. But the price won't go there because those aren't retail positions. |
| Market manip again! |
| Looks like top of day, puts prob good here |
| set up my space next to it 🙂 i have lube dm me when you reach |
| Good thing you sold it |
| INTC is green LMAO |
| Lol |
| Oh I forgot this is Friday for this week |
| What you're saying is that they have more time to focus on robots without all those pesky cars? That's crazy bullish. |
| Equities may be the only safe place place left. |
| and my d |
| Faker than Tuesday |
| Rent free |
| They have a bigger bankroll than you |
| Bruh we let banks leverage 9:1...we let regards speculate on oil even though they have nowhere to store it and it ruins the real economy...we endlessly breed and consume like mindness animals and waste most our lives working a pointless job that makes us miserable and does nothing to better humanity....I'd say things are pretty well fuked before all this. |
| i don't its money that hates me |
| Pretty chill actually you just try to be a semi functional alcoholic and weed smoker.\n\nLife is actually passable this way |
| We’re gonna have to update the maps |
| Sandisk puts? |
| Finish the job and stone the bears |
| Dead dog bounce |
| Just got $520 SPY puts with expiry January 2027 |
| Remember tards:\n\nYou cannot lose if you do not play. |
| Yeah meant as a joke but I wouldn’t doubt it. War can be played out of the battlefield |
| Everything is up except corn |
| Always will. |
| 💩 🪠 |
| Bears are near extinction |
| Dnt forget boys...Tech will rip all ber asshole this earnings season\n\nThanks for attention |
| puts here right ? |
| Yup. You get fucked and feel dirty afterwards but the cycle repeats |
| Wtf happened with intel?? \nInsane pump |
| So basically inverse me got it |
| I’ve never been so disappointed with bers. Is this all you got? |
| Fuck I’m such an idiot bought 0dte puts on Meta before it jumped $5-7 in one spike! Time to get high man, I need to stop trading |
| Is there a cieling to this dog shot fake pumping |
| So tempted to buy April or May puts even though I just got out. |
| Bahaha you think a market crash is going to affect that sort of change? Hilariously naive. Things have only gotten worse since 2008. A market crash will benefit the rich and kill the middle class. |
| Very true! Also, Strait is closed until further notice! |
| I hear ya, but those were some serious shrek dongs. Thought something might have leaked |
| Pay CC that has 9 months left of 0% APY with today's winnings or gamble more??\n\nGamble it is |
| HOLD YOUR CALLS OVER THE WEEKEND I DARE YOU |
| The joke is, "bulls make money and bears sound smart." |
| oh wow scott whayteevr pumpoed it a whole 3 dollars. lets see what happens after the inerview ends paul allen |
| Today could be the 🅱️IG 🅱️eautiful day you never know |
| This right here. This is a generational buy in at these prices if you missed April of last year's run |
| wtf intc |
| Post ur all time pussy |
| You just donated 10k to some lucky call seller |
| More money printing. Scarce assets go up. Asset holders benefit and wage slaves fall further behind them. |
| I play Pot of Greed. It allows me to draw two new Straits of Hormuz. |
| How are people actually making substantial money with options right now? SPY calls $3 otm are still $1…. |
| I’d be a billionaire if I just did the opposite of you people. Unfortunately, I’m just as stupid as all of you |
| Explain? |
| wait what do we put them in then? |
| Panic buy everything into the 3 day weekend after 🥭 wants to bomb the oil ppl into the Stone Age… makes sense |
| What? This question seems genuine. Sell your puts and pocket the cash. Go 50 percent in shares of oversold companies such as google, Microsoft or etc. and 50 percent in cash in case this gets worse. This is a good time to buy if anything, this market is way to resilient for you to stay in puts. |
| USO is so tempting to get calls on |
| thats escalation, if you keep bombing it, what is this bombing for peace? do you think people over there will just say oh yeah we are done?? |
| You rn😂 |
| Planet labs baby |
| Unpopular opinion. High gas prices help the us and hurt china. Look at dxy. If us oil is the only available option the petro dollar is even stronger. |
| Crude up 11%, spy down 75 bps. What is happening? |
| Mm went up a dollar and my puts lost only 6%… 🤔 |
| Just need spacex ipo and it all moons |
| I do think they and others are trading. Unrestricted Warfare, a la the Chinese model. |
| keep holding that put for 1 more % so its worthless |
| Why is LUNR going insane? Because Artemis 2 hasnt blown up yet or tipped over? |
| dip buyers |
| Still holding. She wants to dump. 🐻 |
| yeah maybe it wasn't all that good to go all in on gamma today with so much volatility. Unless of course enter - exit plan and you scalped. |
| It's OK SPY, you can rest now |
| All week data. Jobs today was good |
| Should've followed through on my own advice\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/F8ffx5J5Es\n |
| The market is always right, because Trump insiders are insider trading it |
| yeah that lasted till about 45 |
| Bro idk how but my port just barely touched green rn |
| The rug was promised 3000 years ago |
| Soo, the collar huh? is that sexual? |
| Totally normal |
| SPY may actually go to 655 today lol a LOT of 655p were sold for today. I'd expect a dump AH though |
| Might have been the quickest Indian food I’ve ever had. |
| lol at this market, there is an impending doom, and its going up |
| ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) |
| Dumbass bulls talking shit when my puts I bought at lunch yesterday are still +50%. If it closes green I'll eat the loss on them but we all know where this is going today. |
| Never place trades at market open |
| My puts absolutely got cooked |
| I wouldn't be surprised if algos did stick around listening here since the game saga |
| Better not see you there then 😉 \n\nBehind the Wendy's it is! |
| The market only ever makes sense when I inverse myself. |
| truly regarded |
| Oil and spy tending together lol |
| I don’t know why everybody says don’t buy puts on TSLA. \n\nIt’s by far my biggest money maker for options, don’t be an idiot when you buy them and buy with some time. |
| I'm willing to bet there's a significant non-zero portion of this sub that thinks we actually still put oil in barrels |
| It shows there is no urgency to sell |
| Claude, send bers back to stone age. Make no mistakes. |
| Still only a $10B market cap…. Wonder how high we can go? |
| 645 by noon probably \n\n |
| Nope just something about Bruce Springsteen looks like prune |
| This is fucking insane. Fake news it will jump like 5%, real war prolonging and it drops 1.5% and then recovers the same day, this is shit.\n\nQQQ biggest POS I had to endure |
| Heavy into $MOS because this market is full of \_\_\_\_ |
| So USO is +10% in 12 hours…. |
| To paraphrase my boy Woody from the OG Toy Story\n\n##YOU. ARE. A. RETARD!\n\nIt applies to me too fam dont take it personally |
| SHREK DILDO |
| OHHHH I get what this is. I'm sure the most popular strike price for options today is 650 because smooth brain humans like round numbers. watch this stay pinned here until 1pm |
| # HAPPY LIBERATION DAY ANNIVERSARY!! |
| Yes but the thing is it could literally end at any moment or a tweet and reopen that day and get things flowing again. It’s a self made disaster that can be “fixed” at any moment. That’s what’s different about this situation and the oil crisis of 1970. It’s a very big difference that’s Trump can declare victory or Iran comes to negotiate at any moment. |
| I wish I had money to buy more poooots. Golden opportunity |
| These are cooked |
| Already has |
| what if the little Canadian has an actual plan? |
| i hope you closed them when they were up about 50% |
| It did, the underdog always wins! |
| Wait until the market uses a decline in oil prices to fuel an artificial rally to new highs and beyond. Crude will fade back to the 70s while SPX hits a new high when in the aggregate nothing changed lol. |
| All those people who missed the pump to 650 are piling in |
| Is Good Friday not a national holiday in ultra Christian America? It's fake Friday because I haven't got work tomorrow or Easter Monday in godless Britain |
| I did not, I belong here |
| I was in profit too and my order didn’t fill, guess I should have known we were in for some BS today |
| We're pumping now, but beware of a sell off in the late afternoon. I don't think most people want to hold much over the long weekend. |
| Bears starting to feel fomo of a pump |
| I'm gonna buy steak with my USO profits |
| A little later. See the update post or update comment |
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| yeah hopefully around 11 we see a dump but who knows man |
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| fuck this oil drama, market can live with oil at 100$ for a few weeks |
| https://preview.redd.it/u7hha3mccssg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4606df3c1c80c7e1dda96477e4a37105bcc1640d |
| Maybe I should just succumb to a lifestyle of nihilistic hedonism. |
| Bc 6 months of ber market is overkill |
| Any bears wanna get out of Wendy's duty tomorrow and dress up as an Easter bunny and let my feral toddler nephews punch you in the balls? |
| How is Tesla not down like 10% |
| Recover to flat kind of day. |
| What’s next? No way spy keeps going up. It’s over extended right now |
| Three questions\n\n1. Why\n\n2. How\n\n3. What the fuck |
| My way of making up missing out on Rocket Lab when it first launched into popularity. |
| And down we go |
| Close put = spy drops from 651 to 649 yesy es |
| Idk why ANYONE fucks with dailies. Like at most I’d do like a 3 day (rare) and I usually try to do weeklies or monthlies. This market is too fucked to do dailies IMO. |
| Interesting… |
| This pump looks so fake to me, but I genuinely can't keep throwing money at this stupid fucking market |
| This is the way. |
| Not relevant to strait of hormmoz |
| Same |
| He probably still sleeping thinking it was going down to $640. We at $650ish! |
| if they use the same playbook as last Friday, dump should start in 2-3 hours |
| IRGC got margin calls on their puts. Dump couldn’t sustain |
| Priced in. |
| Not taking profits while at the peak as all great pros do ✅✅✅ |
| The market is based on an algorithm for this chat that measures how many times people say shriek dildo or circuit breaker and just does the opposite. |
| BERS LMAO 🤌 |
| Damn that sounds familiar.. Bush and Iraq hmmm |
| Insane vibes in the space sector |
| Training retail to "buy the dip" without regard for fundamentals has made the stock market more fun but is gonna be so painful when the music stops (and this sort of broad misgovernance can make that happen, dollar investment is down 40% over about a decade and no coincidence why). |
| Not going to buy anything |
| The people are tired of red candle days ! |
| For Elon!!!!!!\n\n*Buys calls* |
| I don’t trust this VoL 🤡 |
| Keep holding bro. Strong hands 💪 |
| (Market shakes off economic fears) |
| But it only takes oil to stabilize or dump a little for SPY to rally again. Make it make sense |
| Portmaxxing |
| dude everyday they take a trump stooge to try to pump the market. sorry bulls. this wont last |
| AST-YES |
| That was actually a really interesting case, based on an anti-trust theory that advertisers were 1) conspiring together to cause specific harm to an entity (X), and 2) were taking actions against their companies' own financial interests to do so.\n\nProving collusion is very difficult, but in this case there was a trade/lobbying group that *could* have been viewed as an organizing body for collusion. Ultimately, the judge didn't seem to think so, but that was not certain going in.\n\nProving someone acting against their own interests is also difficult to prove, but again, in this case, an argument *could* be made that a major advertising stream is worth more than estimated brand damage. This one had an even tougher argument to make, because "damage to shareholders" is a pretty muddy legal morass all on its own.\n\nI'm not surprised by the outcome, but the case wasn't idiotic on it's own. |
| You PUT the fries in the bag you don't CALL the fries in the bag |
| why the fuck is nobody talking about CAR (Avis) holy fuck |
| #Bers thot |
| Iran has 6 drones and a BB gun meanwhile America just sent people to the moon SPY to $800 |
| That's ketchup. |
| No, I sold at for about 1k profit |
| All EV:s loose their value at pretty much the same rate. Software is fine these days. Tesla make good cars but they have clearly stagnated. Little to no improvments to their base products. If I had a choice of any EV today I would easily pick the BMW ix3 due to that amazing range. Tesla is just stuck at the same place for years now range wise. Clear stagnation. |
| So last night's slurring: quaaludes or ambien? |
| Why the fuck is this rally |
| Bers walking back into their caves |
| Honestly if I had any money left I'd be balls deep in calls right now.\n\nThat should take care of the rest of it. |
| 🇮🇷 folded |
| https://preview.redd.it/n0bjf256cssg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2af3f2f879371c73860618972da82e896dcb3b37 |
| per Bloomberg consensus, up nearly 8% year over year, though the company’s total from last year was down due to the changeover to the new Model Y, which impacted sales. |
| now we know what happens next. People load up calls, and market dips |
| Made a fucking killing this morning. All cash going into weekend fuck this market, good luck boys c ya Monday |
| back to green hehe |
| 39x 646 Puts Avg 1.24 |
| Dead cat bounce |
| Why did 😴 ☕️ attack Iran? 😡 |
| This market is regarded |
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| Don't get caught in the Bull Trap |
| The pump is probably Trumps whole cabinet and family buying everything up before he makes a tweet |
| Gap fill wen |
| imagine it goes back down now |
| Yeah pretty much. |
| I know right |
| So it was priced in. They were right. He didn't say anything we already didn't know. the market is in a bubble as always. Detached. |
| I kept puts. Lost a lot |
| This post will also age like milk 🍼 |
| Why tf is it still going up LMAO |
| 60k down |
| this market is so stupid does nobody realize how much oil is up? |
| TLDR the higher the price of oil the higher SPY goes apparently |
| How many times will 650 get rejected? |
| Sounds pretty reasonable |
| Huge volume on nasdaq... |
| So what’s the play? Just ride my puts (full port) to zero in the off chance I recover? |
| Why are we pumping now |
| Calls it is. Bers are fucked |
| Not a chance this micro rally holds with oil mooning. Scott bussy is blowing his Jewelry box trying to keep this market up. |
| spy rug pull? this doesn't seem stable. |
| Meanwhile RKLB up 10% from its open because a rocket they didn't build flew. |
| BERS WHY DO YOU HATE MONEY |
| Must. Not. Try. To. Time. The. Top! |
| They can just add USO to SPY and we might reach 800 by EOM |