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| And this sub LMAO 🤌 |
| Go cry somewhere else retard!! |
| Trump has been a puppet of Israel from the start |
| always appreciate a good power bttm |
| HOOD |
| $18 trillion. The Iraq war is estimated to have cost about 2 trillion so deduct a similar amount. |
| All the way up tomorrow. 🚀 |
| Literally nobody will believe it but it’s possible |
| Those Latinas about to be super cheap for all the passport bros |
| Spy has gone up on the back of non tech stocks. Tech is still down almost across the board. |
| The lowest quality people in America reside in Miami |
| I'm going to make moves probably the likes of which people have never seen before. Going long Coca Cola📈 |
| 😂 |
| Thx man |
| Promise yourself that from every dollar you earn you will save at least 50 cents for foundation el titto locco latinas in Venezuela 🙏 |
| You want Maria running things? You serious? |
| I am the captain, where shall I take you? |
| "Trump violated international law" - do you have a delta force to go arrest him..? |
| \nIf you can't make money selling designer clothes to the top 1% of the k shaped economy which is allegedly doing fine right now, that's not a great sign |
| Taking territory ✅ \n\nHolding territory ❌ \n\nEven your career soldiers are fat cowards, and with this program you're gonna have to draft everyone in the country except the bone spur victims. You left Vietnam and Iraq and Afghanistan with ur pp retracted into your lungs. Militancy is no bueno if you don't mean it |
| bulls are so fukt LOL |
| Yes |
| few next quarter(s) |
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| Portfolio: 1/10\n\nNVDA: 10/10 |
| The deal is he will say Venezuela interfered in the 2020 US elections. |
| The deal is he will say Venezuela interfered in the 2020 US elections. |
| That's good advice. No lie |
| Nothing happens with your link, regard |
| Bubble will pop sooner or later. Printing money will cause more inflation if JPOW leaves. We won’t know for sure till it happens. |
| Like I said, watch some videos. Lots of details I don’t want to explain here. But what do I know. I make 6 figures trading… |
| Time to get serious about trading\n\nNow which one of these companies _speaks_ to me... let's do a vibe check... |
| Going to work because I didn't win the lottery. |
| I know one, he is the captain now |
| So never let your first wife stop you from finding another |
| Nike tech $NKE |
| Close the loop or leave it open? |
| Bull spreads on grindr is good |
| Remember first move is always the wrong one |
| Tried to tell you regards...\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/1Q4khWuKD5 |
| I’m most definitely a millionaire in Venezuelan pesos! |
| After bed Bath and beyond achieve beyond part 🛸👽 |
| The market is not the economy. |
| Month from now:\n\n>I'm wearing blackout goggles and using speech to text to keep shitposting. But Remy and I find the NKE sweats quite comfy. |
| We have moved on from WW3 talks |
| Which comports with what I wrote. |
| For sure |
| My friend got a new tesla with FSD. We drove all the way to mcdonalds and back. \nIncredible experience. I wish elmo didn't ruin the country so I could enjoy his products |
| Worst thing that can happen to a gambling addict is winning big. |
| 🫨💥🤛 |
| About to open up a daycare in Venezuela. Anybody know any Somalis by chance? |
| Watch my shorts payoff |
| "to the upside down" is worth some karma. Not this though. |
| They were already suffering |
| Next venezuelan election will be brought to you by palantir to ensure the opposition wins. |
| Fair enough \n\nThough your inclusion of XRP caught my attention |
| Got some duck feather duvets with silk sheets and it feels amazing on my balls. Highly recommend it |
| I think MP is the only true player, but Lithium Americas is good too. I avoid USAR and question their vertical integration plans, and the government already gave a superior deal to MP with insane price floor guarantees, so I really don't see the point in taking it over MP. That said, when USAR runs, it fucking sprints. Good for short-term options but not much else just yet, imo. |
| What is defense spending when you already top dog ? Strategic investment are on the same logic, and contractor make money on it. |
| Yep. Looking at the Intel 5Y chart and I’m like “nope.” |
| Birdish |
| Cor blimey, mate! What are ya doing in me pockets? |
| You think we're going down tomorrow? |
| Oil and viking women |
| My money is on NKE calls, will go higher than any commodity or currency |
| Gas was actually 2.10 near me. Wild. I wonder how the rest of the worlds gonna react to this |
| Dumb fuck is really going to crash the economy |
| That's not very nice bot |
| No not john carmack |
| "You can do anything, at Zombo.com!" |
| I’m looking for property in Venezuela now. I need a beach house |
| Did gamestore ever reach a million dollars like promised? |
| John Carmack? He resigned in 2022. |
| Moass tomorrow for sure |
| Maduro clearly cut a deal. He’s unphased. Venezuelans will suffer. But China and Russia gonna be squeezed in the oil game. |
| TSM’s fab? A heck of a lot better than any Intel fab, I’ll tell you that much. |
| We're a fighting country, and many of our soldiers are not morbidly obese |
| They are shy |
| What do you think would push oil up? An increase in marketable supply? lol |
| name one dictator that stopped at 1 coup. once they get a taste they don't stop, it's human nature. this was such an easy win he's going to look at mexico, columbia, greenland, and eventually canada. |
| Don’t listen to this guy |
| Got some tickers? |
| Lmao yeah it’s spending money not making money |
| Well it sure as fuck is not bullish for oil itself regardless. |
| Was that the version with aspartame? |
| If you’re not bullish for tomorrow you belong here. |
| That's what i'm confused about. Wouldn't surprise me if trump did lie and exaggerate this victory. But what you describe may also be true. Taking trump's speech at face value certainly implies your interpretation. |
| Just oil and big booty Latinas |
| what a hero! 💪🏽 |
| I do. I was an early adopter. Went big in like 2018 or 2019. Have owned XRP, SOL, ETH, and BTC. After a lot of thought I've decided none of them are right for me. |
| Can't wait to see some sad patriotic movies in the future about the war in greenland |
| ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA |
| literally every single crypto shit coin pumped massively this weekend\n\nwhat could possibly go wrong |
| Ornamental gourds for sure |
| Smol peen |
| I tried to DoorDash and as I try to deliver the food, I hear the loudest lock click. Like what he say fuck me for? |
| Sorry for your loss. Not gonna happen. |
| Dude I was watching a TV in some dudes Van during the tail gate it was sweet |
| Green big dildo in my ass |
| It's complicated. If stolen assets get given back and companies other than CVX are allowed back to investing it could be bullish.\n\nLong term more supply is obviously bullish overall market and economy. |
| What about maple syrup? |
| Tough spot. QQQ looks for the world to have triple topped (while SPY managed to make new highs on each of those same three peaks, so try to figure out that divergence bc I can't), but the VIX has a terrible technical setup of its own. \nIf the patterns somehow were to play out, the QQQ would fall along with the VIX, while somehow SPY would move higher. \n\nI guess we'll see if the war stuff (*should* be insanely bullish across the board) causes a VIX spike, which would make this all make sense, or maybe the QQQ will play catch-up. If it doesn't by mid-week, I'm shorting it for protection.\n\nEasy out: buy rare earths. Beaten down for months and like 50% off their ATH, and it's the best war sector to buy these days, imo. |
| Oh it’s going to 800 baby |
| Markets were closed. |
| Bers gonna be dancing soon one way or another |
| The phrase "priced in" comes to mind. |
| So how will the coin flip? What are we thinking tards? |
| Depends on if you hold calls or puts. Gonna rip tomorrow. |
| like bad bad |
| It's going to take a while before they get that much more production out of that shitty infrastructure. Maybe in several years it'll make a difference but shouldn't short term. |
| 4th quarter estimated payments were estimated a year ago. I’ll pay those too. Next year the estimated payments will be based off this year. \n\nI also have regular withholding. |
| Horrible. Absolutely disgustingly bad for bears. |
| It’ll be opposite man. |
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| Greenland oil is higher grade |
| !Banbet rxrx 8 60d |
| Is he not? |
| they let retards win to protect their power |
| Gold going to gap open then rip all year 😃 |
| Greenland will be the next Afghanistan but without hash and opium |
| When is meta gonna hit 700 and 800? |
| Venezuela has half the gold in the world. Will increase supply, will money be worthless tomorrow? |
| Americans "troops" LOL. Seriously have you noticed how films like Black Hawk Down and Private Ryan are about how you don't have to worry about a single hair on yo pretty head being harmed because the Pentagon gonna arrange a billion dollar rescue op just for you? Nation of fat pacifists. Ignore |
| Dame, that's cold. |
| No he’s a Tylenol class action candidate |
| Gonna load up on gold when it dumps to $3500. Maybe pick up some corn around $77,000. Everything about to crash |
| Put your money where your mouth is. sell calls and buy puts if you truly believe it will not go to 800 |
| INTC's PE is currently listed as 3711. They could 100x their earnings and still be a premium. |
| How bad is tomorrow gonna be |
| Not if you understand what youre buying and have the proper time frames in mind |
| like if position winning dislike if position daddied up |
| Open the Casino Tabarnak |
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| Still is money, like it or not |
| Tell me you held those long term calls! \n\n\n\nYOU BEAUTIFUL SON OF A GUN. |
| Never bet against big oil |
| I’m just praying and counting down the days until Starmer gets the Maduro treatment. Now that’s a war I’d sign up for. |
| my man |
| 700 even. Joe Biden about to step out of retirement to fuck all of us |
| There’s a crypto that the White House prefers for appointing favors |
| put your money where your mouth is. sell calls or buy puts if you truly believe it will not go to 800 |
| It still worked tho |
| I fucking hope so MSTR needs to die |
| You the kinda person that thinks the Marquis de Sade was named after that singer, Sade Adu. |
| 43 minutes |
| But I thought pokemon was gonna save the company |
| Not much changed for oil companies imo. \n\n\nHave to see what oil price trend becomes |
| When I do buy it, it's only 2% of my portfolio. Risk is just too high. |
| Was wondering what the reason would be |
| *Japan has entered the chat* |
| To shitpost or not to shitpost.\n\nWhy is that even a question? |
| extra oil supply, thats also very hard to process. sounds real bullish for the oil companies\n\nare u retarded |
| Way too complicated for WSB |
| Lol i panic sold at 8.06 days later, then it bounced to 10+ yikes |
| -+10% |
| lol margin is for fools. Hope you blow up your account. |
| don't tell her.. buy bitcoin |
| Black and decker |
| BBC |
| Buy South Korea shipbuilding stocks |
| 9:30am |
| QQQ PT by EOW? |
| You tell her by turning 21k into 200k then tell her you made it all back so it’s okay |
| Bullish |
| SPY is going over 700 this month, I don’t make the rules 🤷♂️ |
| May you live in exciting times |
| When is the launch date? |
| [Navy Seal pardoned of war crimes by Trump described by colleagues as 'freaking evil'](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/dec/27/eddie-gallagher-trump-navy-seal-iraq)\n\nEddie Gallagher ‘OK with killing anything that moved’, Iraq veterans told investigators in testimony obtained by New York Times |
| 5% more on MU and it is a certifiable generational wealth maker (if you buy long dated puts) |
| Lot of Permabulls here who thinks tsla will go to 800!!!!😂🫵🏻 GTFO |
| just broke down at pad the $3/month for prime with no commercials. calls on amazon |
| We ship out our shale oil since domestic refineries aren't equipped to process it. Yet, we can handle the heavy Venezuelan crude that others can't refine. Our domestic production will depend on consumption from abroad. |
| You’re not, you’re just a Walter |
| Well moron good for Happy-\nOH MY GOD! |
| 45 mins til im alive again |
| Decreasing the amount of AMD and NVIDIA I'm holding in anticipation of supply chain disruptions in the immediate future. \n\nPurchase SLS in anticipation of the 80th event causing another pump.\n\nMove remaining non-funny money funds into GLD and waiting to see how the market/world reacts |
| No offense, I cringe at these statements, but if they have a trailing EPS in September of $31, x 15 pe (conservative), $450 is serious possibility. As a floor. |
| My shitposting is an art people pay lots of money for this kind of stuff |
| 🌽about to start drilling |
| the way 🥭 is running this admin is probably like how he used to run his business... primarily via bullying of weak players.\n\nhe is doing the same thing now with either corpse/derelict countries (see venezuela) or weak ones like greenland. \n\nnot sure if this is a smart thing to do in the long run or just a sign of a falling empire |
| Is that place named after the penn state pdfile ? |
| I'm in heavy on VDE but same thing |
| The most predictable trade ever could literally be written in bold letters, size 50 font, and retards in here would inverse it |
| truth. |
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| I just want to get BLACKED\n\n\nWhat stock can I invest in for my dream to come true 🥹 |
| Man AI so good they make cats be cashier, waiter, cooks\n\nPeople losing jobs to cats |
| 🤔 |
| so cvx worth 17 trillion? |
| What about XLE? |
| LUNR |
| Horde? |
| You know in CoD campaigns how you take down 100s of guys in a small group? That was basically Delta Force vs Maduro’s security |
| I'm here to spread fear and my herpes infection |
| You're better off throwing processed corn syrup at our uncultured taste buds as a distraction. |
| You are fucking retarded \n\nIn the good old days conquering a country meant killing the men r*ping their women and emptying their treasuries. These days it means administration of the country to first world libtard standards which costs more than was in the treasuries, and also r_pe is out if ANYONE is watching |
| Correct that's what I meant in my previous message that it was an old DD and didn't factor in the current short term situation, but is still useful info about the company |
| Horde of polar bers? |
| Sofi so fly? Not anymore |
| That's been the play since inauguration. |
| There’s still time for that |
| Bullish on dystopian futures. |
| Since the opium is one side i don't know anymore markets can't be 100 predictable we are just fishes swiming among a few sharks, sometimes they also get caught by the Fishnets and not all of us survive |
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| sticky. |
| Where can I actually buy the golden visa card? |
| I know it won't happen (more likely than not to be flat or down) but IMAGINE if Gold made a +10% move in a day. It would be pandemonium. |
| We finally gonna get some fuckin volatility on spy? December was the lamest month in a long ass time |
| He peaked at Thong Song |
| Never been to Sandusky, Ohio, eh? |
| Risk-on=hard-on |
| Solid DD. Picking up shares. Hopefully the hype will die down in the next week and I can buy calls for 2027. Vega is too damn high. |
| Saks is going into bankruptcy (SKS), they try to secure 1 bln loan but there are small chances |
| I think it's gonna be the heaviest full week of selling in a decade. Even past COVID . Floodgates for geopolitical flexing gonna open and markets will be risk off running for the hills |
| You should be begging for us to save you from the horde |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 390.0 before 03-Feb-2026 04:42 PM -05 |
| When is meta going to 700? |
| !Banbet meta 730 50d |
| They learned from iraq not to completely gut the political structure, instead they will take control of their leadership. The vp and their sec of def have to say certain things publicly, but behind the scenes I bet they are cooperating. |
| Somehow this is both hedgies fault and a good thing. Cuz cash or something |
| Welcome to upside down. 🙃 |
| I love to watch |
| You got it, buddy!" |
| It might dump due to a short term increased supply or might pump due to temporary speculative buying |
| Slaughtered |
| META to 630 tomorrow |
| I will personally throw gooey maple syrup at Americans trying to invade our beautiful country 🇨🇦. That will deter them for a few minutes 😏👌 |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| Drop |
| Chevron is only US company w oil rights in Venezuela |
| I tried, I promise I tried |
| Tomorrow is going to be ridiculously green it’s actually unbelievable |
| Oh man. Not again |
| Everybody seems to want your girl g you got a keeper there, good work |
| I think I’ll pay under 2 dollars a gallon for gas within 3 months. |
| When does the futing begin |
| biden fault |
| https://gsclosing.blogspot.com/2025/12/january-2026-reported-closings.html\n\nGameStop reportedly closing up to 130 stores in the US. |
| Open the market holy shit it’s been so long I need to gamble to pay off my debt |
| Should be up a good few percent.\n\n\nV oil embargoed and 🥭 now trying to force oil cos to spend billions they don't want to (or have) on loss making production in a warzone. |
| Word of the day: uncertainty. Literally every news station is saying it. Red Monday . |
| Very concern for Bul |
| Europe is waiting as well (midnight!) 🍿🍿🍿 |
| Just invent 130k of BTC losses. |
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| CVX print for me baby |
| No that's pre-futes |
| Me too 😭 😂 |
| Will meta ever go over 700 |
| Ask her parents for a loan and double down! |
| My only open option position is a 12/9 CVNA 400P\n\nMy “predictions” are a result of geopolitical activities that occurred after market close.\n\nI still think my CVNA pit will print hard.\n\nLike *HARD*. |
| roasting cornish hens for dinner |
| NQ will open up .13% or something |
| Milwaukee is the Orlando of the midwest. |
| I’m pretty sure it’s hinting at a merger between the two |
| If you can’t beat em, join em. |
| Any predictions for Gold or Oil?\nMine: /CL flat, /GC up... because VE oil won't see meaningful gains for a long time, if ever, and /GC for rotation out of $ |
| But why would the price increase if the supply is gonna increase? |
| futures in 52 min🙀 |
| 1. futes open in 1 hour.\n\n2. bearish I presume? |
| Can't wait to finally put a big trump 2028 sign in my backyard |
| I do have a cuck chair I still haven’t used yet |
| Pray |
| We have a good proxy that indicates otherwise. |
| keep pumping its cash into actually profitable investments and avoid VZ like every other US company? |
| Supply and demand |
| 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐 |
| Decrease* |
| Inverse is already expected, so inverse the inverse |
| ASTS heading straight to $150 on next launch this month. |
| I heard she has a cuckolding fetish so I'm sure you'll find out. 😎 |
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| Hopefully moon. Then I can get out..quickly..and short it. |
| Market is rigged. If you think rationally, you lose! You know who wins? Trump and his cronies |
| Me too |
| Pudgy penguins are up 10%. Liquidity is not a problem. |
| Can I watch |
| Oil calls is the plays, therefore oil drops |
| The smell of ~~shit~~ freedom in the morning. |
| Peace through superior power, the Pax Americana has just started 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸 |
| lol oh gawd |
| Thank you foe your service |
| the angle |
| Taiwan would not be bullish. Please don't China |
| Lip bu wasn't the CEO then |
| Up and down up and down then take a nap |
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| Still time to get on the bus for everyone reading they're hitting 500 by middle of this year |
| Gotta get those iPod shares |
| I'll guess 4%. |
| Dear @realDonaldTrump Well done in Venezuela. Speaking for the millions of Canadian tax slaves with ZERO future here....\n\nPlease take Canada next. Thank you Sir! |
| It’s too bullish here. I’m scared 😳 |
| because literally nothing has changed? VZ only pops about 800k barrels on the mkt a day and so far nothing has changed that. Add in the fact no US oil company is gonna want to attempt to enter VZ for a 10 year bid just to rebuild the infrastructure at over $100 billion before they even begin to extract. \n\nThe whole event could have been an email and will probably just end up being a nothingburger |
| Jesus I hope. My DNN call bags are just fucking sitting there. |
| Oil is the obvious move tomorrow .. but is it so obvious that it dumps? |
| We’ll only know about tomorrow when tomorrow comes. |
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| Intercourse with your girl |
| I feel like quite a bit. The US hasn't actually won. Basically just given an ultimatum to the venezuelan VP who is in charge now. |
| You'll probably see 5000 before summer. |
| In an hr |
| decided to get into NFLX calls 🤡 |
| I’ve been telling my bookie I’m good for the money since my Freedom check is coming in the mail any day now… |
| Presumably some bubbles wind down in an orderly fashion without causing mayhem |
| Watch out brown is easily spotted on white snow ❄️ |
| Taiwhat ? |
| Nope gonna open 1% down and finish 1% up |
| What kind of move |
| Open oil futures |
| DNN ☢️ Denison Mines announced it started construction on the largest Uranium deposit mine in Canada the Phonix project.... also just signed a deal worth billions on a joint venture, Denison Mines and Skyharbour Resources have aligned on a significant project near Denison’s flagship site, widening the scope of uranium exploration. ☢️⚡️☢️🚀💎👍 this is the year of Uranium, AI, data centers and quantum computing.... |
| Oil |
| I sold 2500 shares of HOOD at 41 last year and then it ripped from 40 to 155 in a few months. |
| Have you tried becoming gay? |
| Why |
| #remember Dark Brandon? |
| Someone has been listening to citrini |
| I did this very thing with Tesla! But only spent about $1500. It’s now worth about $250K. I WISH I put $10K on it at the time. I was 28, so that was 17yrs ago.\n\nWould’ve been close to $1.5M. Oh well. I’ll keep holding onto it though. |
| If I’m gay then how come I trade futures? |
| Anybody else in Greenland and wondering about all those weird helicopters flying by? |
| #i get buckets |
| why wouldn’t oil increase tomorrow? |
| I will be making a move on your wife. |
| Moving into your moms bedroom |
| Hodl |
| Think my 205C 012626 will print? |
| China could do the funniest thing tomorrow at 09:00. |
| No I just want more money. |
| Yes |
| 0 |
| Will Greg Abel cook this year for brkb? 🙏 |
| When these options print I’m launching DARKROOM MADURO, no lights, only midnight operations\n\nOn entry Nike suits only |
| Best year in stock market history is here. |
| I sold my Feb Calls at a major loss last week so therefore I fully expect HOOD to rip this week. You’re saved bro |
| Up 6% on Friday thinking of taking profits for the year and joining boggleheads 🤣 |
| What are your moves tomorrow, January 05, 2026 |
| What time is opening bell? |
| welcome. To zombocom. |
| PLTR 190 tomorrow? |
| Are you a retard? \n\nYou get it right and you’re not banned \n\nYou get it wrong and you’re banned for a week \n\nAre you new? |
| Verrrryyyy carefullyyy |
| Uh oh |
| https://preview.redd.it/hg4bx5lsnebg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=8c15b54d16ddff287bc56658f4c72dac049c9545 |
| OPEN UP FUTES ALREADY |
| Didn’t even see it get any attention on here until the pump happened 🙁 might buy some tmr morning |
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| You ended where you started... |
| CPI coming in Wednesday morning. I’m thinking we start the week off well on Monday and then sell off Tuesday as big money de-risks for CPI data release |
| Where’s your positions playboy |
| But yes markets will go up because why not |
| I need 5k gold by EOY |
| Late to the party but it's still happening |
| They're going back to the drawing board for sure. I think the fallout tv show being so successful also has them trying to figure out more fallout content quickly. |
| Opening bell dump and V curve rest of day like Friday |
| I thought it was a law enforcement operation? 🤔🤨 |
| There were daily posts on here from 2015 - 2019 saying MU would go to the MUUN (mostly AMD). \n\nThis is a great time to starting building a position in anticipation of the government propped turnaround, but I agree that we shouldn’t expect ignorant change anytime soon. |
| Currently shitting my pants. Greetings from Greenland Denmark |
| Real shit is it too late to enter sls |
| Immediately is how you do it |
| lol what kind of fucking parlays is WSB offering?\n\nGive me odds. |
| Perhaps. I don’t know man… but have you ever heard of ‘Ctrl+F’ ? |
| Saying for the retards in WSB who don't know better. |
| Banbet or GTFOH. |
| Nike is kinda the popular brand rn |
| Pattern gay trader |
| What is OXY gonna do with this weekend's shenanigans? |
| Buy more BTC |
| Imagine the payout if you could make this a parlay |
| Bro…youre either a bot or just sad and bored af |
| I think it can hit 350 before EOY. Are you thinking about closing out soon? |
| If futures are gay, then how come I trade them? |
| ASTS to $100 this week |
| Gee I wonder if that's why the calls are for 2028. |
| I've been holding AVGO shares since 2018 and now have a bit over 3,000 shares. I'll keep holding them as they keep going up. |
| Ah yes the “just subsidize it” plan has always worked so well in the past. The US could just follow Venezuelas playbook… oh wait.. |
| It’s always calls |
| I was hoping for an ES6 update but I think the poor starfield reception has them backpedaling on some things |
| How much is this gonna crash the markets? |
| How many billions did tsmc get ? |
| Banbet it then |
| Yeah, imagine |
| Nobel, the guy who made explosives that kills millions, fitting |
| Gold futes probably gonna open up 0.5-0.75% |
| ❤️ |
| RDW/SIDU |
| what are my moves tomorrow? \n\npretend like i think HOOD will go up. \nand open my app 300 times to see HOOD go down, sighing to myself "it's just money".... |
| puts on rddt. thread search bar doesn’t work |
| We opening green and closing green too |
| Sunday 6 PM, SPX +0.5%\n\nMonday 9 AM, SPX +1.5%\n\nMonday 9:03 AM, SPX +0%\n\nMonday 4 PM, SPX +0%\n\nTuesday 9 AM, SPX -3% |
| You only need one stock to change your life if you choose wisely + give it enough time. Well done |
| Nah , more of a slam dunk in my opinion |
| Thanks bro. It was hard to do. I had unwavering conviction and just blocked out the noise. Patience and discipline are virtues in this game |
| Crystallex International Corp went bankrupt when the government of Venezuela seized their mining assets. They won close to $2B in international court but Venezuela basically told the court to fuck off. I am not sure what company may still have a stake in the Crystallex Venezuelan gold mine. \nConocoPhillips also lost billions when their assests were seized and awarded $8.7 Billion in damages, which Venezuela never paid. Id expect COP to soar this week. XOM is still owed $1.6B. \nThere were many other companies affected as well when Chavez appropriated their assets that stand to recover very significant assets from Venezuela. |
| Me too that's why I'm working to that |
| Why can’t I |
| Lmao, you have to put the “!“ before the RemindMe…I always forget too 🥴\n\n!RemindMe 1 day |
| You are even gayer than the mods |
| I agree |
| 2026 - that’s the oil year , and war power by AI |
| Maduro came to New York to celebrate NYE. |
| If only iran situation resolves itself now |
| #We couldn't win Nobel Peace Prize but we'll win Nobel War Prize LMAO🤌🦅🗽 |
| ONLY 1 MORE HOUR UNTIL MY LIFE HAS VOLUME AGAIN. |
| Bet\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/31tw4dzpmebg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24227ab73e9cf9913c333893fff65eead7aee3f2 |
| Yeah man that was rough. I really want a new fallout game too. |
| Nothing crazy, business as usual |
| Or it won’t be ban bet me |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/man_unthinkable** bet **UNH** goes from **336.8** to **350.0** before **11-Jan-2026 04:56 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 3 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet UNH 350 1w |
| Sorry man. She gave you 16 good years, glad to hear she will go into the final snooze at home with her human by her side. I planted a little lemon tree in my cat's name when he passed few years back. Mixed in some of his ashes in the soil when planting the tree. |
| Nope. |
| This gonna be the biggest run in a week theyve seen a lot of volume with upcoming catalysts |
| Nah. |
| I just wish Bethesda hadn’t shat the bed with Starfield |
| Screw that hate working I just wanna trade spy 0dte calls on a 🏖️ |
| https://preview.redd.it/m7rwpfmgmebg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3535aa1a09cd02e47ce3f46a0c60b4640949f6 |
| Go find out how their Fab is doing in AZ. |
| Amen |
| >I don't think I can get through 5 feet of ground in the middle of winter\n\nIf for some reason you have to, rent an auger from home depot or a tool library for $30-$50. Would make a cat sized hole a few feet deep EZPZ. |
| We don’t care about them it’s too hard to get their (less plentiful) resources here |
| True that. EU needs to spend a lot to catch up. |
| Was offline on vacation. Did anything happen over the weekend? |
| My moves for tomorrow are to buy spy calls right before a steep drop probably |
| Im still holding my 50$ RDDT :v) |
| RemindMe! 1 day |
| Dumb ass OP thinks a flat ass market will make him gains from buying calls and puts |
| NVDA will be 210 this month easily. |
| 4th quarter estimated payments are due on the 15th. I have been making estimated payments for years. |
| In case no one else said it, proud of m(U) 💛 |
| If price action is BS then trend-following macro funds wouldn’t be a thing let alone crushing it for decades. \n\nYou seem to be confusing people trading price action alone vs. using it as a piece of the hypotheses where it’s used to confirm, time, and invalidate your ideas. Price action alone isn’t enough and it doesn’t predict anything it just tells you whether capital agrees with your thesis or not. Ignoring that isn’t rational and makes you regarded. |
| I mean, it’d be nice but we’re not a real country. We’re 5 mega corporations in a trench coat pretending to be a country. |
| wsb isn't really for a dollar squeeze |
| I only want gta 6 to come out so they start working on red dead redemption 3. |
| we love growing america |
| Weekend Dow red 😱 |
| I JUST BURNED MY 😝 ON CHILI FRIES |
| Still flat over the month and seems to have bottomed out |
| Cvna to 600! I can feel it! Used car rocket! 🚀 and data centers! Garcia vs musk! Let’s go Garcia! |
| Choose life.\n\nChoose a job.\n\nChoose a career.\n\nChoose a family,\n\nChoose a fucking big television\n\nChoose washing machines, cars,\n\nCompact disc players, and electrical tin openers.\n\nChoose good health, low cholesterol\nAnd dental insurance.\n\nChoose fixed-interest mortgage repayments.\n\nChoose a starter home.\n\nChoose your friends.\n\nChoose leisure wear and matching luggage.\n\nChoose a three piece suite on hire purchase\n\nIn a range of fucking fabrics.\n\nChoose DIY and wondering who you\n\nAre on a Sunday morning.\n\nChoose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing\n\nSprit-crushing game shows\n\nStuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.\n\nChoose rotting away at the end of it all,\n\nPishing you last in a miserable home\n\nNothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,\n\nFucked-up brats\n\nYou have spawned to replace yourself.\n\nChoose your future. Choose life. |
| Buttplugs have been around since the 1890s, and they never created a bubble. AI is very similar. |
| Underperform |
| Somehow I have to pay taxes on $130,000 of realized dividends and options profits. \n\nFML 🤦♂️ |
| Sir, they hit the second Maduro |
| My gameplan to pass time until sex robots arrive in +9 years by 2035+:\n\n2026: Kingdom Come Deliverance II\n\n2027 - 2029: GTA 6 (Nov '26 release)\n\n2030 - 2034: Dabble with escorts and gifriends like it's an American pastime & novelty before sex robots are here |
| There was nothing happened over the weekend right 🥹 |
| What time does futures open? Like when can we start to see new data? |
| Vivek Aarya. Success rate 65%. Will take any day. |
| 🌈 |
| Nope, puts |
| greenland is so fucked, 100%\n\n🥭 only goes after the weak or corpse-like countries... mf got zero balls against gyna and the ruskis |
| Stacking CTM |
| New paradigm. Those who believe in the old paradigm where “bubbles” existed will be shocked and left behind. |
| Cat crackers can break the heavy oil down and then reformers can turn it into whatever is wanted. The Houston refineries can deal with Venezulan or Mexican heavy crude no prob. |
| My condolences, but in home is the way to go for sure. Hope you have lots of pictures to remember her with |
| What if it goes perfectly to plan? |
| Changed my life too ….. for the worse |
| Wtf |
| #Futes RIPPIN LMAO🤌🦅🗽 |
| And we can sell US goods to them and pay for it with oil money. So bullish |
| Do you feel in charge? |
| Sometimes I just go for the tailgate and watch the game with random drunk dudes in the parking lot on their RV setups. Ticket prices brazy |
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| Would you like to examine my shotgun yourself |
| And who are they losing to? My understanding is that the talent in this industry can be very hard to come by. How much talent have they lost in the past 10 years and is it even possible to poach the needed talent from the leaders? |
| Down because I have 0dte calls |
| You know why women have legs? \n\nCause if they didn’t there would be slug marks everywhere |
| Puts on NVDA and Intel\nCalls on SLV FJET and CORT |
| DXY to 101 tomorrow. |
| Well mine did. Imagine playing morality police in one of the more degenerate corners of stock trade conversation on the internet. |
| Why y'all buying calls \*after\* it makes its move up?!? |
| Especially if she loves being praised and doesn't post loss porn. |
| I hate cats but losing a pet is rough. Had to put my dog down 2 years ago, still miss him. Just remember you gave them an awesome life and we've all got an expiration date. |
| Any news source. We have the guy with the outstanding warrant for over a decade now. Was it Biden that set the warrant? Don't recall. Anyway, military operation is now over |
| June at the earliest; January if possible. Line go up |
| GEO group - as they benefit with private prisons and such under Trump we expect more arrests and longer detentions |
| Taliban also entered the chat lol… |
| #Elon was right when he said we'd have double digit GDP growth next year since we captured $20 trillion worth of oil LMAO🤌🦅🗽 |
| Predictions for QQQ? |
| I’m sorry can you elaborate? |
| I think Gold is gonna have another home run year |
| If AI doesn't produce a bubble, it will be the first\n\nrailroads in the 1860s, radio and aviation in the 1920s, and the internet in the late 1990s. |
| Car JFC |
| # I DEMAND MORE WAR |
| Your cock is a 2.5/10.\n\nEdit: Wtf is going on with your balls? Do you only have one? |
| Taiwan semi conductors to 405$ by January 16th |
| Defense stock |
| Third time's the charm. Long 1250 shares |
| #With the addition of Venezuela oil, our GDP will grow 10% next year LMAO🤌🗽🦅 |
| Futures should open at 2pm Sunday |
| 1975 Hueys -> Saigon embassy roof \n\n2028 Chinooks -> Caracas embassy roof (amerifat physical inflation) |
| After the huge run up on INTC NKE MU ASTS RKLB ONDS SNDK last week, the market is gunna rip even harder. Those names are going to absolutely gap up tomorrow lol, don’t be surprised if you see INTC 43 MU 350 etc. etc. |
| ETHA calls Monday. |
| !banbet |
| Inconceivable |
| I'll go to the other cashier, he might not let me use my coupon |
| Anybody think oil opens less than 4 percent lower? |
| I can totally picture this |
| Same. Best head goat. |
| No worries, that's what I tell my wife all the time |
| Silver is over $125 in all other countries. The gap has to be filled. |
| 4% is nothing. I'm more talking some big move I'd not stick around. I'd probably bet -2-5% down as well |
| I have a Latina wife. She's the GOAT. |
| Sorry thumb slipped |
| Vietnam enter chat |
| futures will be surprisingly flat |
| He's a saddam clone wym |
| NKE duh |
| 🎶 *Red sun in the sky* 🎶 |
| Yeah surely all of that will be true and go perfectly to plan. |
| Calls on Oil!!! |
| u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR tell this user to take it back |
| Pre futures ripping 🔥 |
| What do we discuss here during ww3? |
| Some of you people smell like black forest ham and pee, and it shows |
| My grandma has been dead for 2 decades now, i have nobody to disappoint. \n\ni'm all in |
| the wins in the minds of insane power hungry freaks are going to get very desperate and very violent and they're very incompetent on top of it. |
| Well, ik what im spending my roth iras new 7k on |
| My comment had nothing to do with “the market”, nonce |
| Hold a stock for 10 years is a level of discipline I'd like to reach. It's a long psychological battle. The risk was truly enormous, but the result is incredible. gg mane crazy gains 💰 |
| Itll make you strong like Popeye. Its full of papayean. Popeye, papayean, popeye, papayean. |
| I mean, obviously it's not gonna happen- but think about how much time he spends in Mar del Lago. I doubt that's an incredibly fortified installation, right on the coast. |
| Yeah, and like I said, subsidies and manipulating oil costs is not impossible either, infra exists, need modernization, risks are already known and similar modernization project exists actually in Iraq despite Isis, so whatever, you start to argue in circle and being pedant.\n\npolitical power is also important in those kinds of decision making, and my point is that executive order, be it official or not, are taken seriously by those businesses |
| Never |
| !banbet |
| Oh yeah |
| 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 |
| Intel *was* inefficient from about 2021 until maybe 6 months ago. They’re getting their money’s worth out of the remaining engineers and technicians though. |
| Long straddle |
| Bought oklo at 76. It went to 190. I did not sell. It’s at 78. Hmmmmmmm |
| Just buy qbts the rich pedos pump it everyday |
| I’m sorry to hear that. I lost a cat to a coyote a few months ago. At least she will get to pass away without any pain. |
| Byeeeeeeeee |
| for the one person who accidentally upvoted this, SOXS is a 3x short semiconducter etf. |
| will wars over fresh water be a thing? can’t we just survive on copious amounts of coke? 👀 |
| Too retarded perhaps |
| Boba tea is delicious because it lets me feel like I'm slurping up frog eggs with a reed from a tiny portable puddle. |
| lmao what the fuck are you talking about now? Phil Collins' "No Jacket Required" was released in 1985. that's an equally relevant bit of information. |
| *crabs |
| Imagine if America prosecuted 🥭 for his crimes? That’d be fucking normal. |
| Going to CES for work tomorrow. My schedule:\n\n\nTwo important meetings strategically scheduled for Tuesday morning. Then immediately walk the floor at Venetian for 30 minutes. Then gamble until Thursday. Go home Thursday a wreck. |
| ↔️ for old times sake |
| Gold to 20k |
| Weirdest looking web email interface I've ever seen |
| I had two friends shilling Intel to me this exact same way when it was $17.\n\nHappy for them tbh. |
| Not an options player, give me an example? |
| Oof this is not the sub to find that |
| Soon |
| no chance |
| Holding my RDW Leaps! |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Ya |
| CES is also next week\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wlbzc9qskebg1.jpeg?width=1157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac1e3596bd2e75de2dbd4c02d997081f0abe7797 |
| Only country that might be able to pull it off would be China- specially if they have some unknown advanced tech. |
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| !banbet CVX 1% 1d |
| Big booty Kawkasian |
| Ya |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Ok_Cry7572** bet **TSLA** goes from **441.51** to **480.0** before **03-Feb-2026 04:45 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 3 wins and 13 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| If that happens, I will buy you a beer, or the can perms ban me. No bullshit. |
| !Banbet TSLA $480 30D |
| Take it back |
| I know exactly how you feel. I could have made 1.5 million on my PLTR stock. I sold it too soon for minimal gains. Even though I had minimal gains, I can’t get over the fact I could have had 1.5 million dollar gains. I hate myself everyday for it and I am still traumatized. People will say - be happy with what you gained! But it’s easy for them to say when they are not in the situation where they could have had 1.5 million |
| This isn’t a matter of “woke messaging” lol. This is about business. Costs and profits. Oil companies like to actually make money unlike the US gov |
| No |
| Im sorry buddy. They can’t be there for our entire lives but what’s important is that we can be there for theirs. Good luck tomorrow |
| Yeah this will be different. I’m not going to hold my calls through launch … |
| Goon |
| Their next trip is months away. They got a $5 billion lunar comms contract and about to get another $4.6 billion moon rovers contract. They're completely different company now. |
| Sitting on a 40C for this year (sep) that I should have sold thr last time it went +20%\n\n\nGodspeed |
| You don’t. |
| buying silver and gold from Costco now seems like a big money move |
| Buffet forgot to say what to do when people are confused? |
| Dead flat at night. Gambling bear delight….\n\nNo shot. Going calls tomorrow for sure. |
| I am weirdly motivated to return to work and school. See how long that lasts |
| Choose life 🫶 |
| No 🍆? |
| Having two heads as a sperm really makes you special. |
| down it is then |
| Molded by acetaminophen??!? |
| Retard |
| Agree |
| From founding to ~2015 they were the most capable fab company the world had ever seen. The past decade is the aberration. |
| I have a 13 mini to practice bird law |
| I'm pretty sure venezuelan oil is too crude to use in anything other than diesel and plastics... |
| $5.00 you mean |
| Also full of ants |
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| Free if you have a shotgun or a car |
| Damn right, been staring at futures all weekend like a degenerate |
| I got some more firewood in my pants for you |
| More of a millennial thing to do |
| Maduro died so our calls could live |
| You already have a bet going - TSLA to 390.0 before 03-Feb-2026 04:42 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| You have no idea how big of a shit show Intel is even after lbt. So many useless roles. I was there. |
| Remindme! 365 days |
| The market doesn’t care about your feelings. We are all playing this game for ultimately the same reasons. |
| https://preview.redd.it/j8gvczk8kebg1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d906e513e377d0d1721b2e41352c53e285228e27 |
| 800 before 600 foo |
| I bet it opens down over 4 percent and stays at least that far down by the close |
| Hey you asked for it pal |
| This will hit |
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| !Banbet USO 7% 2W |
| You merely adopted the retardedness. I was born in it. Molded by it |
| Married my aunt so not related technically |
| seems inevitable, i endorse you for office. |
| Doing in home, she freaks out at the vet, and doing communal cremation. I'd try to just bury her myself but there's a few inches of snow outside and I don't think I can get through 5 feet of ground in the middle of winter |
| You merely adopted the retardedness. I was born in it. Molded by it |
| I'm all in on TSLA 2x stock for now. If it goes to $800 by EOY, I will have made like around 60k. If it crashes down to $200, then rip. Cybercab, semi, Optimus all getting production started this year so lots of potential.. |
| For real? Trump hasn’t approached them about turning the tap on yet. |
| I wasnt there but yes |
| Hot damn. I thought Intel went out of business a decade ago?!?! |
| Never bet against USA!!! |
| Says the country that has been actively escalating the war in Somalia, is castrating Muslims in their far western regions, and threatens to eat Taiwan every other month...they don't care bro lol |
| Sorry man, just remember the good times w her and that you've been her world for those 16. |
| Is the casino open ? |
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| !banbet tsla 390 30d |
| 5%+ neither substantial nor insubstantial |
| its not mine |
| Look into REGAL study\n\nThey started enrolling patients in april 2021, last enrolled April 2024\n\n72 events so far. An event is a patient death, median expected survival cor this disease is 6-8 months so the fact that 54/126 are alive ~21 months after the last patient was enrolled is basically the entire thing you need to know.\n\nWhat's insane is they had 60 events on December 2024\n\n72 as of December 2025\n\nDeath rate is decaying\n\nThe bear argument is that the control is performing better than expected, which is a mathematically vanishingly unlikely possibility \n\nThey will unblind the results after the 80th event, at which point we become a target for a buyout |
| Finally the casino is open |
| Calls on peng. \n\nApld not so sure, they are fueling their growth with large debt issuances to build long term ai data centers so completely reliant on status of construction and demand for their data center. They also still losing money but they are trying to grow real fast and it takes a while to build out data centers. \n\nPlus they still have bitcoin exposure. That being said there was talk of them spinning off their 🌽 assets and become only focused on AI data centers.\n\nDemand for their data centers are pretty high probably but the leases they sign with coreweave and other ai companies but if they need massive debt to grow it might hit them hard even if they are beating expectations on their backlog. \n\nSo apld isn't that straight forward I believe, maybe a strangle here might be good. |
| Can be both |
| His actions were illegal if he didn’t get congressional approval to bomb a country, but it takes an IQ of at least 80 to comprehend that 🥴 |
| That sounds like something a cannable would say |
| Are you fucking retarded? Not the good kind though. |
| LMAO |
| Euthanasia shouldn’t cost that much should it |
| lol Multiple levels of self-hypnosis. \n\nSomeone else will say that trading on a 1 minute time frame is the only correct way and they’d be equally as justified, or equally as retarded, if you want to be accurate. Oh, the 1 minute chart is showing the opposite, better not actually enter!\n\nThis is all completely arbitrary, based on literally nothing, emotional and imagined. It’s hilarious to watch people try to somehow think they can use some kind of “system” that is indistinguishable from one just drawn from a hat at random. |
| what is "looking for someone to proofread my tinder profile" |
| It’s still a 10x to make parity with gold and it’s 10x harder of an asset \n\nInb4 -60 downvotes |
| When will MSFT go back to $500? Such a shit stock |
| LUNR lander: ↕️ or ↔️ |
| The firewood was full of ants!! 😱 |
| SOXS calls vs puts were 12 to 1 on Friday, just fyi. |
| You should get on the cashflow plan I haven’t worked in years |
| Rich people are better looking and more interesting. I know because I am one |
| Guess I'm losing $700 and a cat tomorrow. She's lethargic, barely eating or drinking, her balance is wonky, she smells awful, is in late stage kidney failure and 16 years old or so. |
| **Week of 1/9 Market News and Data**\n\nHello WSB members, Happy new years to all of you, may this year be a profitable year for all of us! This upcoming week traders, firms, hedge funds etc, get back to the trading desk, which means we get back to normal after the two short weeks. This week we got some few data and reports that are interesting, we also have some quite few earnings coming up this week, not really interesting, but its the early start of the new earnings season. \n\n**Monday 1/5:**\n- ISM Manufacturing Prices & PMI (Dec)\n\n**Tuesday 1/6:**\n- S&P Global Services PMI (Dec)\n\n**Wednesday 1/7:**\n- ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Dec) \n- ISM Non-Manufacturing Prices & PMI (Dec) \n- JOLTs Job Openings (Nov)\n- Crude Oil Inventories \n\n**Thursday 1/8:**\n- Initial Jobless Claims \n\n**Friday 1/9:** \n- Average Hourly Earnings (MoM) (Dec)\n- Nonfarm Payrolls (Dec)\n- Unemployment Rate (Dec) \n\nHave a great week WSB members |
| its not me |
| Calls on Lockheed, palantir and chevron. Remember to post your picks with your political opinions. |
| Wait for the market to crash a say "damn" |
| USA strong is good for the market. |
| Moneybags |
| Not at all, just calling you out for the pathetic dick rider you are running around defending a politician like a sports team 🤣 |
| Zombo.com\n\nThen\n\nObmoz.com |
| and it totally gives you the shits if you eat too much... papaya won't trick me again |
| *[Redacted by Palantir]* |
| If LUNR goes above 40 anyway after last year's disaster, I'll agree with you. |
| Schrödinger's market |
| Imagine eating dates |
| Good Grindr profile 💯 would swipe right if you BBC |
| Yeah this one I usually just delete the trading apps and it solves it |
| Step 1: move to Canada |
| Gonna be paying bers behind Wendy’s dumpster with Moo Deng Coin 🤌🤌🤌 |
| All of you who invest in PLTR: you’re scumbags |
| BTC is holding. I don't own any but it's my leading indicator. |
| No, this was misreported. They were never planning on using 18A for hvm. |
| ProShares UltraShort Silver -> `5.03` (-0.06 / -1.18%) |
| !p ZSL |
| Holy shit |
| Does it matter? |
| 0 |
| I’m hoping SPY sky rockets to 700 tomorrow |
| I would honestly be surprised if it opened at any less than 300 points down. |
| I love oral stimulation |
| I had like 3k in in 4 month period then internship ended before the employee stock buy so realistically lost about 4K on top luckily I’m bilking them for unemployment insurance so it’s all good |
| Shit you’ve got $9,700 more than I do in my Robinhood. That would be sweet to have… |
| 250k by Christmas |
| I would love an arranged marriage. Just give me woman, I don't care about the details honestly |
| "Delete the lol from the end of all your sentences boomer"\n\nMe: No lol |
| It’s got little popping bubbles at the bottom that help calm your brain |
| LUNR bros. Surely this time will be different... |
| MSTR going back to 500$ |
| Papaya is pretty gross. I cant get over how the seeds look like frog eggs. It also tastes aweful. I've always wanted to burn down the tree in my yard when I was a kid cause I was forced to eat it. |
| ZSL calls free money? |
| Believe it or not: ghey |
| Passionate, curious, and living for the moment.\nI lose myself in electronic beats, let the rhythm take over my body.\nCats are my weakness — independent, irresistible… just like me.\nLove meeting new people, discovering what turns them on, and creating real connections.\nBut what truly defines me?\nI’m hot, provocative, and always ready to play. |
| Full regert not going to the Bills game. I went last week, got soaked, and they fucking lost. |
| Need three points to make a line |
| I bought Intel at $46 and have been holding ever since. It’s been a wild ride that could also immediately go back down again, but it has been nice seeing it go back up from the dredges. |
| I don’t understand people that enjoy high society shit. Put me w the poors where I belong |
| If you add hecla mining into your bullshit penny stock categoryI'm looking forward to you losing half of your unrealized gains in your momo stocks in 26 as each day you "watch the tape" and wait for the rebound. Good luck to you. Im buying a Kubota 4x4 tractor with some of my hecla penny stock gains. Should consider moving into a useful asset class |
| What the hell is even that |
| Fuck AMZN, weak stock |
| I still have an iPhone SE, cuz I like it. Someone asked me if it was a Senior Edition. Now I need a new phone. |
| Lube up and it won't hurt. |
| BTC above 95k,.. come Wednesday 07/01/2026.\nYou can enter tomorrow and keep it throughout the week.. Bulls are eager to move it up. |
| I celebrate like i ej*culate |
| Cause I'm dumb as shit, bought some basically free calls Friday, and because it'd be really funny |
| PetroFly 1s? |
| 95k by end of next week bro |
| tree fifty |
| #BREAKING: People eat prunes.\n\nYuck. |
| Yes |
| Yes |
| China doesn’t get a whole lot of oil from Venezuela. They mostly get it from Iran and Russia. See where they might get concerned? I’m gonna include also the Gulf states who are very friendly with Trump (they but a lot of cool US weapons). |
| You don’t just base a trade on a single time frame. You are supposed to add layers of confidence by looking at different time frames. Here’s a made up example: \n\nMonthly: shows a 6 month base \nWeekly: shows a wedge making a 3rd approach at resistance \nDaily: flag with consolidation at resistance \n\nOk - this is now on my watch list for a break out. \n\nDay to day: 15min showing high volume pushing above resistance, 5 min treating resistance as support \n\nI’m now entering. \n\nMultiple layers of confidence\n\nIf I’m seeing a flag on the daily but the weekly shows the fucker is on a breakdown I’m ignoring the daily or looking to short at resistance |
| Bro it's up like 1000000% in two years and has less profits than a gold mining company |
| Somebody get cramer on the line for some hot takes |
| Just loaded up on more ORLY |
| Oh it’s for the oil Trump is just not that smart and didn’t think past the capture of Maduro. It’s correct that he wants to flood the market with cheap oil because he thinks it will decrease inflation while positioning the US away from its dependency on Canada for oil. Thing is he’s not economically literate and has bitten off way more than he can chew here. |
| Oklo Inc. -> `78.27` (0.47 / 0.604%) |
| !p oklo |
| The second amendment was in 1791 bro, just as an example. You think it doesn't apply any more? |
| They look more like foamposite sandals |
| The one that doesn’t exist here? |
| Silver gold gap up |
| yeah yeah, just like any companies partaking in woke messaging pre reelection didn't stop at once to get brownie point with the big cheese. \n \nFor security reason, Irak was all that and they still went and done it, so whatever. |
| My point is if he didn’t even check DHL prices, let alone bulk grain prices, he’s not doing his homework.\n\nEven if they drop all sanctions right now, you aren’t getting a 1kg package there for less than $15, or a metric ton of grain there for less than $0.10 per kg.\n\nYou aren’t going to beat local prices in a LCOL country. That’s the entire reason they are LCOL. |
| Yes |
| Cry that I shorted quantum right before it pumped for no damn reason again |
| Not really |
| Not even close. The scary war rumors are over. Fear gone. We moon |
| Whats with the most recent big drop? Also nice gains on nvidia..seems to be most of your gains..overall very good picks.. |
| Lol |
| Why? |
| Is the weekend over yet? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AMCorBUST2021** bet **TSLA** goes from **441.51** to **430.0** before **05-Jan-2026 04:35 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Will pltr finally end its losing streak |
| !banbet TSLA 430 24H |
| I love my model 3 but their stock is like 9x overpriced |
| Cybertruck shoe? |
| Must be, which is probably why the liberal echo chamber subs hyper-ban everyone. |
| 685 calls. Don’t be dumb |
| What |
| META to 600 even if wrold peace happens stock is so shit! |
| Your boyfriend's name is Glory? |
| Toss a coin? |
| Riiiiiiight \n\nThe “Chinese” |
| RDDT better open at 250 |
| WSB has never been wrong. Just early or late |
| Listen, given the demand for chips and geopolitics, you'd remiss not to put some money into INTC. They're barely hanging on to 50% share of the consumer cpu market, and forecasted 50% of the server market, but something will come their way. \n\n\nA dog under the porch gets a bone every once in a while. |
| Calls are in? What's the ticker? |
| Intel is better |
| He was suggesting that an echo chamber is an "arena of ideas". |
| I own a 100 shares but they definitely have a culture issue to fix to attract better talent |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Tyneuku** bet **SPY** goes from **682.94** to **692.0** before **05-Jan-2026 04:34 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 11 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Depends on how up or down we gap\n\nWith our luck it will be dead flat all night |
| !banbet spy 692 24h |
| More like $100 |
| Watch boy, spy will show you |
| https://preview.redd.it/v5bsx53liebg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=816cb444ede40bd3a3cff7ba18b9b8131ea96e8d\n\nNike is back. |
| OP likes that backside power delivery. 🍆💪😢 |
| Can't trade gold digitally outside of SWIFT\n\nTherefore, this is corn's time |
| #....👁👉👈👁 |
| Ibit calls baby |
| Right. |
| By telling her you have enough money to get her and her new boyfriend a great start. |
| Interesting take… If not for the oil, It makes me wonder about why doing this operation now? |
| They also own more robots than anyone else. Secondary only to China. So maybe they're onto something lmao.\n\nYes, I'm balls deep in 2028 calls. |
| Im guessing you never scrolled below the current price of a stock on an options chain and asked yourself, "Hey, what are all these options about?" 🤔 |
| I LOVE THE SMELL OF GLORY IN THE MORNING |
| Dummies here don’t realize main use case for 18A is internal chips |
| I know a bit about a lot of things and when a thing becomes important I try to find out a lot more \n\nClearly hurling your own faeces and shouting HURR DURR EXPERTS works for you\n\nNot saying one approach is better or worse |
| Real man use WD-40, lubricant for all occasions |
| Sunnis Shiites and terrorists |
| RKLB back to 30 a share by EOY **🤫** |
| Is their a application to become Venezuela's next president? I would like to apply, I was once a Uber driver which makes me overqualified. |
| source? |
| He did the Venezuelan thing for the Chinese. They need the oil. This will allow him to resolve the tariff issue. Asia won’t sell this down they’re gonna throw their weight behind it at their open. Green. |
| I can’t decide whether to flip coins or throw darts at open tomorrow. |
| Should print |
| https://preview.redd.it/5b9y8elciebg1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11ed7e021cf9e371e756ebcee024eb1cd80997e4 |
| I can do a 600 or 500 dollars if i lock in a cummy hour or 40 min |
| Ok, so if the gasoline is going to be cheap due to Venezuela, what is the point of Tesla ? 🚘🚙 |
| I have some pretty small ink pens |
| #Ban Chamath |
| So you’re saying buy Exxon and J&J? |
| I got some LMT at $470 hoping this cooks |
| Steel tubes or some shit..? |
| A refrigerator visit. Probably a toilet visit at some point as well. |
| Trump will work this so that he gets a billion or two in his pocket or he sets one of his kids up to have a controlling interest. Trump only cares about how much and how soon he can get paid |
| All the fracking companies, the ones developping stuff in the arctic or california coast.. venezuela oil just entered the chat. To lazy but prime dude looking and other woman meme material |
| What did u invest on to get to that? |
| Are these people not actually defending the dictator in Venezuela? I’m pretty sure some are defending him..That guy was on various international list including the USA.. |
| No. Bullish, the war thing is already over |
| because they didn’t have any big booty latinas |
| down it is then |
| 18 buckets of cum |
| Diddy and Maduro are both in the same prison, and both had strategic oil reserves. |
| Hello |
| Don’t worry sweetie, it’ll get worse |
| Damn, that’s crazy, you guys really think that’ll happen? I’m sure it’ll hit like 688, but 700?\n\nBro’s about to get banned🥴 |
| They have 500 companies in Venezuela? |
| Intel or advanced money destroyer |
| GLD SLV in theory should continue to rip with more and more central banks will continue to divest from dollar but who knows |
| Person below has a micro peen |
| 2028 calls? We don’t got time for that |
| Damn hot Latina’s !! Small price to pay for that WAP |
| Yes definitely tomorrow it will be |
| On weekends it is |
| Yeah I must have a bunch of adware too, the lines on my account won’t turn green for some reason |
| How much money are we making tomorrow chat? and please use the word cum in your response. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/SanoKei** bet **SPY** goes from **682.94** to **690.0** before **05-Jan-2026 04:30 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 2 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet spy 690 24h |
| USA had wrong intelligence news that they are having latinas, 90Trillion donated dollars later they choose the right country this year |
| you are very welcome, i see you |
| Just like Cramer |
| True. I was forced to buy my macbook on ebay on flack friday because apple sold out of the high RAM options |
| Apparently NVDA has passed on Intel, yes. |
| Person above a bitch xd |
| Calls for sure |
| This super solid DD |
| I don't think looking at 🌽 as an indicator for the stock market is a good idea anymore. |
| Sell my Roblox calls hopefully for a profit |
| what about the red dildo chamber? should we talk about that? |
| Yes |
| Bro tried sneaking BULL in there 😭😭😭😭 |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Jibub** bet **SPY** goes from **682.94** to **700.0** before **05-Jan-2026 04:29 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet SPY 700 24H |
| Yes |
| Don't hate you, you are just another failed absolutist petrostate. \n\nWhy not make alcohol illegal again, to confirm your alignment with the Gulf |
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| You might be confused, or you missed the MU stock gains bus and are butt hurt. MU is a preferred supplier of NVDA growing 50% YoY. |
| Hit me up on adultfriendfinder for futures moves ##%#%%## |
| because it's a completely different scenario\n\nin a dictatorship, you can chop off the head and the country is free to take a new direction\n\nin a democracy, that doesn't work because the head is a representation of the people |
| WSB always right |
| Who draws trend lines on tails? Also, just because you one line broke doesn't mean anything. |
| SLV up or down?? |
| Mortimer? |
| INTC is currently at $39, and OP is suggesting 2028 LEAPs anyway |
| do futures have markets taking a big hit on open tomorrow? |
| Thank you for noticing the work I put in |
| Literally. People around here still believe in muh dinosaur bones |
| WSB regards pumping PLTR up over the weekend makes me confident with my poots |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Straight-Egg3150** bet **SPY** goes from **682.94** to **670.0** before **05-Jan-2026 04:28 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 14 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet spy 670 24h |
| Found the insider... |
| Say what? |
| #🍑💨💨💸 |
| PLTR 190 |
| u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR pls remove this user’s flair. I don’t want him to have one anymore I changed my mind |
| Supply and demand zones... based on what? lol\n\nThey're still choosing an arbitrary "size" of those "zones". For instance, what makes 300 open interest on a specific price worth buying instead of 200 at a lower price? Not to mention that open orders and open interest can literally vanish into the ether through cancellation before the price ever reaches them.\n\nAnd Fibonacci levels LOL. Again, based on what? Based on what time frames? Starting from where? lmao |
| I’ve just opened my internet explorer, guys did you heared about this bombing, helicopters and special operation? Ukraine is having bad time now |
| Date? Thesis ? |
| Opens at $190 easy |
| No they don’t. Aren’t they defending Maduro and saying Trumps actions were illegal? |
| narrow plough governor yoke zephyr racial encouraging aspiring touch subtract |
| What do you AI is for? Am I supposed to hand scroll thousands of files? |
| It definitely will |
| Market will shrug this whole thing off. \n\nThe maduro regime VP takes over. It was all negotiated. \n\nNow you are gonna have a flood of Venezuela refugees bc that was part of the deal. |
| Yes |
| Is it frustrating losing in the arena of ideas? |
| Mourning grandma |
| That is how it works, yes. |
| is the market going to open up or down tomorrow? |
| you are my favorite daily thread Commenter, i love you |
| Why?? |
| Emini last tick was 6900.75 Friday at close. My guess it opens at no less than 6925 tonight first tick |
| Are silver going up or down |
| Don’t need to. She glomps on as soon as previews are done |
| *[Redacted by Bari Weiss]* |
| bulls low key scared asf for tomorrow |
| This one is a bit more tolerable since its not strictly political based. People like me (non liberal) can actually get a word in on this site without being attacked and downvoted to oblivion. |
| 3/20 $200 AMZN call\n3/20 $90 HOOD call\n3/20 $13 AAL calls\n2/20 $100 PLNT call (Planet Fitness)\n12/18 $50 PYPL call\n1/15/27 $20 SMCI call |
| Yeah NFLX calls are fucked I’m out of that trade |
| WSB is full of regards and it shows |
| $U as in Unity software |
| Xom puts |
| Silver runup due to insiders that knew about Venezuela? |
| I need one too |
| High-cost, unreliable heavy crude in a market with spare capacity doesn’t raise prices or margins — it destroys capital. That’s why the oil companies are silent right now. Even if the US gov wants to pay the 100bn, with the risk that a new socialist gov will just seize it again, they need the oil companies expertise to make it happen. Right now they aren’t too keen about sending their top people there, not necessarily the safest situation for them. Stop listening to Trump and pay attention to the oil companies themselves and their messaging. It’s not gonna happen in any meaningful way. They may go in and process existing inventory to shut him up but no way they are making the massive capital, time and labor investments needed to start “printing money” especially when there isn’t even a market to sell it in. |
| There are a million reasons why gold should continue to go higher, this is only one of them |
| Took $15k in profits already on Friday. $27k left unrealized.\n\nStairs up elevator down with $PLTR |
| The whole history of humanity is might makes right. Nothing new under the sun.\n\nThe past was far more bleak. |
| It's not X, it's Y\n\nThe real X is Y |
| IBIT calls |
| I'm forming a military junta |
| This is all we regards care about |
| BRONCOS COUNTRY LETS RIDE |
| i hold 8dte 690C |
| Tbh it’s not talked about a lot here but I think now is the time to buy eBay. There’s about to be a shit ton of thrift shoppers when compute price adjustments hit products. |
| At this point I'm not even sure if Epstein was in the files |
| No they just hate dictators. |
| hege-MONEY |
| AKA invest in BC |
| >! because he wanted to get to the other side!< |
| Yeah, we only post losing ports here.\n\n\nCongrats and fuck you. |
| My mom told me from a young age how retarded I am. |
| Good men are hard to find. But hard men are better. |
| Line must go up, but at what cost |
| Resource wars are not a new concept.\n\nUsually people say it starts with oil and escalates to fresh water |
| TIL 75% of Indians prefer arranged marriage |
| me with zyn right now |
| Venezuela has a 60 billion dollar debt to China payable in future oil deliveries as per the contract, not pay back in currency, pay back in oil. This is a problem for China not just because of the substantial debt which they can definitely absorb, and they probably feel has been worth it to be a thorn in the side of the United States for so long, but also because 5%+ of Chinese oil imports are from Venezuela annually. |
| March 2020 |
| You mean this one, this liberal political site on Reddit? |
| The overwhelming evidence says otherwise. |
| I prefer EV's, but I can't disagree with your statement |
| *THE BEGINNING* 🫴 |
| No way man it’s going to 150😓 |
| I don’t think at that high level of geo politics in darkrooms anyone gives a F about “owning libs”. All this TDS, Libtard etc shit is getting old. I know ppl need clicks & that’s all that gets it. But these are finite resources… to quote a coked out lunatic, if these where different times, id ride on horseback into your favela & take everything. It’s about making sure you stay a super power & stay in charge. Not about feelings. |
| nvidia keynote soon, tsla has wildly ebullient buyers |
| Need the Aussies to tell me if futes are green |
| I'm not pretending I'm smart, I'm stating the obvious that using the cost to individually ship an item from USA to fucking *Venezuala,* like there isn't any extenuating reasons why that might be more expensive than typical that hasn't dramatically changed recently, as a proxy of how expensive it is to get things there in bulk, is very stupid.\n\n I see now you've switched up and are talking about bulk freight shipping costs, so that's a step forward, but that's not where we were earlier. |
| we are not the good guys sorry |
| Best I can do is 150 |
| Yes. Every fucking liberal political site on Reddit. Holy shit. |
| reeeeeeeeee |
| I use quiver quantitative, (it's free not an ad). They gotta bot on Twitter that shares her trades\n\n\nIt just reposts her trades, she was buying - I just mirror trade her and remember her buying some German tank company shares last year\n\n\nAnd a lot of gold |
| Hell yeah |
| More like a 4 y/o eating crayons |
| Trust me, it's just getting started. |
| Roughly 7% of Americans use EVs, and the majority of us have zero interest in buying one.\n\nOil is outdated tech? |
| $Ux4 puts? ( short term—We got more oil now for the AI data centers) or, $UUUU LEAPs cause that oil is just to cross the valley of death til OpenAI IPOs and we gotta put them and their kids thru college with nuclear power? |
| More oil , oil down ? |
| "That oil that's coming out of the ground in your country is our property."\n\nThe future is looking bleak as fuck man. |
| It is the same story! \n\nAvatar 3 picks up 2-3 weeks after the timeline of Avatar 2. \n\nSame plot, principles, characters, message, etc.\n\nIf you were expecting something different, you should go see a different movie. |
| Screech all you want bro, people aren't in this sub for your truly stunning and brave commentary that has nothing to do with investing. |
| Quick Question: >!Why did Biden invade Venezuela?!< |
| Bers use history as their guide. For all of history the market has continually gone downwards to where it is today. It’s a simple pattern to understand |
| Fuck Tom fat cuck fuck Lee |