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just go down and stay down today! so sick of this market
Why did msft jump off a cliff
I don't know why everyone doesn't dump cash in the market we haven't had really any solid red days since April. At worst it's flat. QE plus AI growth ensures santa rally soon
Are my AVGO calls ok?
Sorry but that's the best we can do. Black Friday is over there ain't gonna be anymore sales
Netflix on Hulu “they hate us cuz they anus”
It’s so jooooover, close it!!!
380-420 say the tea leaves
Don’t worry guys. The market is going to pump after I sell
Any chance that AVGO turns midday?
GLD went back up 🥳
Why MSFT die?
SPY or QQQ calls basically
MSFT spinning up their drill yet again
Uh oh I’m scared
VIX is so fucking low
OPEN THE CASINO RN!!!
I hope VIX reaches ATH today.
Nvda calls march 2026
Oh we rippin I know that
I let my cash party all day in the market then I take them back in for the night and tuck them in
Good morning everyone ☺️ hope we all make money today. Happy Friday!
congrats now dont sell keep buying
meta dumped lol
Probably going to dump for the first 30, then pump back to just below yesterday's high and then it will pump big on monday after Supreme court places an injunction on tariffs. Or not.
Let’s fucking go
OPEN THE CASINO
-0.08% is not a pullback lol
FLY my guy
Good enough to screenshot good enough to sell.
Ermagerd it’s a burble
I'm with you on that, brother! 👌🏼
I’m going to exercise them all I want the shares
I just know you have bloodstains in your underwear
Doesn't matter if I believe it or not. Does the market believe it?
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I'm not selling until end of 2027.
good luck today regards 👍🏻
VIX so low. Expect lots of green
POET 👀
Calls or puts?
SILVER TO THE MOOOOOOOOON 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
They opening up a foundry? I’d trust them more than intel tbf
I’m just not selling…HAHAHAHAHAHA
NFLX getting me steak tonight
Short USD \nCalls on GLD \n\n\nYou're welcome
Go QQQ puts, i got call spreads from yesterday, it wants to drop at open so bad...
Can this be a correlated trade with Silver?
Tough one. I personally hold as a hedge. Bonus that it has out performed most other things this year
give Train Dreams a watch
I love a pull back
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Hell no. Stupid greedy company
TLRY Short squeeze inbound?
So, reverse that and buy calls?
SPY doesn't need tech to go up, and can now survive a technopocolypse.
To Infinity and...
they'll be better guarded than military bases
If you believe that “China really wants h200’s. Omg you guys we are just killing it” story planted by NVDA PR you should go be checked for Down Syndrome
Can’t wait to see my LULU calls spike 40% in 5 mins after yall called me a regard for getting them 😎 (I am regarded though)
Bigly
open the fucking casino.
Funny seeing this as I just applied to a job I probably won’t get with them… bullish
or any other brand of leggings for that matter
Better to buy calls if and only if it drops\nPatience. A fool and his money and easily parted. That’s my 0dte strat at least only when there’s potential I do it, like once or twice a week. Never go into a day saying I’ll trade it straight off open
The endless AI circle jerk within the AI circle jerk.
I'm sure every girl will get wet seeing you display your fucking ram.
Lets all buy $nflx
4min12sec before chaos
4 min until my port goes red
Ima Netflix and chill tonight
I love when Lulu lemon leggings are 50% off
I want to buy calls today. Something I don't do. (I don't buy options anymore). So that makes me think it will be red cause I have sucked lately.
Bad start to the morning seeing all my space stonks down 🙁
TLT dropped almost 1% overnight. T bills going in the dumpster on the day the fed is supposed to be buying them. I don’t think they are gonna struggle to find sellers. \n\nThe bond market tantrum might put a wet blanket on gains today.
Wait 30 mins for a clear move but there’s a good chance that it pulls back the first like three minutes you would have to be quick
Yeah
In order to win big first you will have to lose it all, sorry I don’t make the rules
#bers getting exterminated today LMAO 🤌
Zillow puts, house resale going down
Today is MAXIMUM gey 💅
Brace for impact!
Snake tech bros have fully taken over.\n\nThey will pump this AI bubble at all costs and keep telling us this affordability crisis all of us are facing is a "hoax". I literally have redditors keep telling me inflation basically doesn't exist anymore lmao.\n\nMeanwhile every day I find myself cutting something I used to be able to afford easily.
What is your exit price?
Ew why is it red like that?
I love staring at the premarket 30t chart stressing as if I have any open positions
What a miracle it would be to start pump green and stay green on a friday
When the US commits to balancing the budget and controlling debt
775
Leverage that shit
As long as she goes down who cares what words come out of her mouth?
Why not both?
Gold Jerry!
I hope it goes up today
OVER 9000
one of us, one of us, one of us
It makes sense
Rivian wants to make their own chips. \n\nEvery fuking company wants to make their own chips. \n\nlol.
This is called the distribution phase
Space data centers! Infinite growth! We could theoretically put stores for MCD, AAPL, and WMT around every planetary corner!\n\nHoly shit SPY literally to 1000000 by next year this is WILD
Shower time!
It’s been super gay here lately
BEARS!!!!!
Oooooh I’m so excited
Spy 750 EOD wooo hooo!!!
I like when lulu goes down 😘
You sound so smart Mr Ber. But how come you never make money??
No, only calls… book them now.
RAM is the new gold.
wait and see
SPY puts at open or am I just throwing money away?
I hope the sturdy bear is doing okay. Dude was shorting gold trying to pick up pennies in front of a steam roller.
WMT is one of those dividend stocks that also goes up. Must have retail in non gambling account
Im glad you see the vision\n\nBTW I'm building multiple datacenters on the sun, but I need 30 trillion dollars.\nWith your investment I can finish and provide unlimited returns.
Im scared too
JPM $328 🙏
Today's all time high is tomorrow's low
Bend over and I'll show ya
Oh fuck you’re gonna make me capitulate!
What is ya'll exit price on GLD?
Will we finally get a red day for once
Did you find the beads?
I'm scared
i’m thinking a gap to ATH as well, sell off after hours monday and then return to pump
Hurry up and buy! (to close)
Look at that juicy ass
Mistake starting today. Hope you sold
I put it in the jar and then they called the cops
so glad there is no more fake meat posts recently
Dear Santa, ORCL to $210 please
Wrong app
Fun while it lasted
the 0dte in me honors the 0dte in you
Big green dildos for all
Been eyeing some 12/26 put LEAPS on that tbh.
Genuinely think people like you are poison for the economy . Keep betting against America
what are is the move here in this market
Are my $60 SLV 0DTE calls cooked?
Ok I did a research really deep in my ass,\nits calls today.
It's usually bullish on a Friday but..
#THIS IS WHAT MEN ARE MADE OF!
Have you seen Huawei’s attempt at GPUs?? They are not right behind Nvidia like Jensen is saying. The only reason they could even compete is if they just run a billion inefficient chips to do what Nvidia does with 5% power input.
A 2% melt up day or a 700 test day would solve so many problems
Me too\n11:39 at night lol
When unemployment goes to 20% over "AI optimization" I'm afraid people will start torching the places
It’s true even our homeless tend to be obese
I feel vindicated that I bought Walmart over Costco & Amazon
Lol its the retard spamming abt how fake the pump is last night 🤣🤣🤣 look at him panic now
Schiff is that you?
lol wut\nTheir entire government is owned by the cartel. The cartel openly murders police and politicians. They often clash with the Mexican army. Even the army its self is bought and paid for. It’s a lawless nation.
" BUY NOW AND MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" -🥭🏳️‍🌈🐻 after Barron bought puts
No I mean it's just lame period. I don't care about AI generated memes or internet money.
It hit 692 last night so….
Next we're getting a serial pumper for Fed chair
It's Friday! Which means every stock is 0DTE!!!
No, but I'll add it to my list :). So far only the ORCL puts paid off
down 50 overall and up 10 today...sounds like she belongs here.
Lack of volume is great. High volume is very bearish at ATHs.\n\nLow volume means all it takes it small steady inflows to keep pushing us higher.
Everything is at ATH. A fucking steak at the grocery is at ATH.\n\nWeak argument.
Wow she’s a clown 🤡
Thank you lol I wish I could auto respond to bag holder comments
UBER
Based on the estimates Lisa su gave during FAD, which she never misses and typically presents the bear case, would give AMD a forward PE ratio of 10. They made 29 billion last year and already have deals for over 50 billion next year, still more deals to be made obviously
This data center frenzy is gonna seem so stupid when we need that money in the economic winter that is coming
And the iron dome exposed just how bad of a system we have, we are sending missiles that cost a couple million to intercept drones which cost a couple thousand. That is not sustainable. Gov and others will be in an arms race to get laser defense systems and drone to drone combats to leave behind missiles as soon as possible
Try that and see how it works out for you.
New avengers movie
Nature's corn
MRNA calls
My girlfriend is talking shit that her Lululemon stock is up 10% premarket while my AVGO stock is down 5%\n\nI then realized she's down on LULU +50% this year & the past 5 years 🫵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡
at least i started buying monthlies instead of 0dtes
Nah, it's underperforming rn but it will go back to being incredible.
Arrest me daddy (me after I lie on my taxes)
Imagine buying gold at ATH lol
Trump said words
Leaps are far too intelligent for me. BTW it's friday every stock is 0DTE!!! Get at it.
TSM: *down 0.5%*
Reschedule. Talking about it again
Your username is 💋🤌.
Any chance spy falls as hard as Broadcom?
we're not at top yet. a few more pumps to lure in pure skeptics.\n\nand crypto bros saying they'll buy out goldman sachs. and get coin tattoos\n\nthat's when i peel away
Why are weed stocks pumping?
Crypto is lame.
Imagine being in 2025 and not buying Gold.\n\nTime machines don't exist. Do it now and thank me later.
coal to heat my pan
$CVNA puts on 12/19 for 2027. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Would not be surprised to see AVGO melt up a couple percent, so it won’t happen. But it could. Prolly not.
We’re building data centers in space and you’re bearish 💀💀
I think a 690 call is feasible or should I get fucked?
Lowkey scared with what happened to Broadcom
Remember, first move is always real and straight.
Got some cash just chilling in my account. Really should place it somewhere
Port been stagnant, chat what should I yolo today ?
Why would you sell covered calls on GLD?
Free money in $MRVL calls
I'm suffering the consequences of deciding to eat Chipotle last night for dinner\n\nI have no one to blame but myself
in that vid, which is from a gold bull, he lays out the risk that the US may try to destabilize the gold price to hurt China in particular, but Russia as well.\n\nthere are risks, but for the moment rising gold price helps US Gov's net financial position as well, and aligns with admin's trade rebalance objective.\n\nenjoy
It's time to sell
RR
i am an optimist in the most idiotic way...what if and options trading don't vibe together lol
The chair in the corner of the hotel is for bers
Can you hold one fucking pump Nvda
mine come out of the factory that way
Skyrocket already, maybe buy some put?
Where is stupidbear I need him to say "And theyre off!" at market open for good luck
Don’t worry after about the 1000th time you’ll finally start taking those profits.
No one talking about how AI data centers are going to need like 12-15% of all US power to function . Guess what that means for society ?!?
Eat a bunch of pickles, have pickled farts.
Officer 🫵🏽 this man right here
cmon NFLX time for +5% day
haven't you heard? warren buffets "be greedy when others are fearful" only applies to premarket
Why not sell calls against them? Collect the premium?
Yeah that guy needs help.
Hot
What year? 2030 or 2050?
I've got a call but I'm just waiting
Possible to pickle a fart?
6️⃣🫴🫴7️⃣
Jensen Huang jacked has been confirmed to be fake leather. NVDA is going under
Congrats to the son of a bitch to whom I sold covered calls on GLD yesterday
Imagine being a BER when 🥭 tweets the market is at ATH and he complains Noone credits him
I'll buy your shares at $50
so you know to buy puts? lol
Nice.
I don't disagree. Way better value
are you okay Sir?
Just imagine what it could be in the future if the insider sellers are wrong
I’d just like to remind team 700 that you are highly regarded, and calls
Space data center will boom so ground data center will be worthless
Bro what
Oh believe me, you aint ready for the ride today…. C u guys in 15
So, there's SpaceX, Blue Origin, and ULA. \nKRMN already works with two of them and has been acquiring companies that have worked with SpaceX, which might eventually open that customer to KRMN.\n\nConsidering KRMN already works with two out of those three space rockets, you don't think that's space-related?
My TLRY avg is 157/share in my Roth lol
Treasury bonds aren’t even real. Why should anyone care?
If you broaden that internationally tulips take the cake but it is hard to discard South Sea bubble.
\-50% on the week on my robinhood options account, up 30% on my portfolio though...I wish I never sold my RKLB contracts for a loss and tried playing NVDA...
guys, just tell me that you are going to buy gold at open
I cannot swear because it is likely that I will get greedy again 😂
DCA'd it a little over the last quarter and I'm still up over 7% even with this huge dip. It hasn't even fallen enough for me to buy more.
Because they weren’t 12/8 calls.
Whenever this debasement hype ends a lot of ports going to be overweight precious metals
Ya but I’m just sharing news why it's been pumping
Is the 2nd green rush starting now that mango wants to make it a schedule III?
Starbucks for my kids
Much better plan than using tax dollars to replenish Strategic Petroleum Reserve.\n\nSail it like you stole it!
AVGO. CFO screwed up not listening to why ORCL crashed.  Was increased capex.  The mom he mentioned > capex stock crashed $40.  Investors are on edge giving AVGO such multiple that anything could derail and this did.  But I am impressed w their backlog and buy the dip
My GLD 400C coming back to life
I covered. Nice 40 percent in a day. Very small position cause it was high risk
Seriously we sold out our future for data centers that either won’t be built or can’t get powered
I was right, but the market was wrong smh
lol undervalued so you are willing to pay $270 for every $1 of the company's annual earnings?
No, that’s just the pothead around the corner
Nah. Angioedema in general is not super common. Hereditary angioedema is an even rarer subgroup. This drug is not exactly going to be flying off the shelves. On top of that, pediatric drugs dont make money since most kids are on Medicaid, and angioedema is more common in blacks/Hispanics. Sad but hard pass 🙂
🤌🏻
Yes youre late, but not too late
I think i will drop some money on this too
SMIC now doing 5nm chips
https://preview.redd.it/5z9eg1077s6g1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=010aa747a9baaac8e462992f6d5697a1a6463ccd
Talen energy $TLN - powers AI and data centers. \n\nWill continue moon mission next two years 💰
Isn’t this just what they’ve been saying for the past year?
Gonna fuck you real slow and lazy so i can maximize my own enjoyment while i lick your face off
I see....🤔
Stocks keep pumping or dumping on the same news weekly.
Whatever happens today, at least I’m not Sherrone Moore
Maybe ride the drop at open? After that flat as a 12 year old boy I’m thinkin.
U ppl buying puts. We haven't even had short s. Squeeze season yet, think agian
Pot good. Pot stocks bad. Don't fall for it kids
what happens after all of the relatively-insignificant-to-the-budget entitlements for poor/old people are gone, what will they blame the debt on?
Tequila
Data center bubble is one the stupidest bubbles in us history
fuck that shit i am moving the cabinet
Feel like all hope is lost for pullback
Ber version of heaven comes with pegging machines and 3 day old crumbs from trash bins
Bought AVGO at 382 this morning and I feel like a genius \n\nHubris like this never ever goes badly.
Nice additional info, thank you. I was under the impression Broadcom would also have business in the pipeline tied to OpenAI and Anthropic.
chart looks promising for a breakout but I have been burnt before
Grillz collectors actually genius
Tlry
I need to look at it deeper, there might be a case for minor upsides but honestly doesn't feel like an interesting play.
Squeeze your anoos and hope for the best
Weed pumping because:\n\nTrump may reclassify weed to class 3\n\n
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/12/11/trump-marijuana-reclassification-executive-order/
(https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2025/12/11/trump-marijuana-reclassification-executive-order/)
if it got to 190 i swear to god i will take profit this time
There’s a saying that “Everything is ~~bigger~~ gayer in Texas”
Not today
I made so much money whit JPM, now I can buy even more corn and silver
GLD 400 EOY was always predestined
Nah
BTC all time highs
Whats the play?
LOL
How can Mr Apple do this?!?!
Tiny 35% pop premarket 😂
20,000 shares at $2.55. Sold 10,000 at 3.50, 5,000 and 4 and 5,000 at 21.50. I’m an idiot. I also\nLost another 3,000 shares this summer to CC at $27.50 when it made that run in iune. \n\nI’ve made over $500k off asts between shares, calls, puts, cc income etc but I should have just sat on those 20,000 shares and exercised my $5 calls and loaded another 15,000 shares
Nah I think it’s a good idea
I keep getting my shit beat up by RDW that it isn't even funny.
Idk what that means, but sounds about right 💀
curious as well
5000 before summer
https://preview.redd.it/uddbed8x6s6g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=8785ee5110c139237938379a2b674bbedf501e92
Sooooooooooooooo what’s the move? Everything is gay and flat
yup. Good time to yolo some leaps
can't help imagining how much greener my port would be if i just took profit when i saw it and didn't let greed make me hold my positions until they expire...worthless...
Requires legislation tho
690 imminent
Nvda wants to burst so badly
$RDW is the next $PL
I have 25$ any degenerate idea?
unlucky
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 200.0 before 12-Dec-2025 08:40 PM -05
could gold create a new ATH today?
!banbet
Never happen. It's easier to give away money now and have inflation take care of the deficit over time
Jan 16, trying to pick a new entry
Israel's Iron Dome was literally being actively used a lot this year. \nAnd now we have the Golden Dome project to cover the whole country (U.S.) eventually. \nThere's an executive order specifically mentioning a ramp-up in interceptor missiles.\n\nSo... how is it a thing of the past?
I missed that, where'd you see it?
If you unironically trust china's posturing and self projected strength you are retarded lmfao, china is a strong country full of citizens who can eat shit a lot better than the states, so they don't mind putting on a strong face to not get scammed. But if you think they actually don't want the chips, you really are dumb as shit lol
I hope for a 6-7% day 🙁
🥭 is a degrowther lmao.
1/3 data centers announced won't actually be built due to bottlenecks
GOOGL show us what you can do, you little bastard.
They had to bring back the weed plays, means 3 months from now the world will be in another lock down
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OPEN THE CASINO
!banbet TSLA 436.69 7h
Mommy Barra pumping GM rocket going to blast to $90
This is true for like 99% of companies in the S&P 500. The incompetence at the top is insane.
Why is avgo so dead?
Took a massive palihapitiya, ready to trade now
Melt up day 100%
I hate to the use the word "fiat", but fiat and fiat denominated assets are simply down that much this year vs gold. it's a perspective change.\n\nthis is one of those long run, "changing global order" momentum things you do not want to bet against, at min\n\ndefinitely some risk\n\n
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Bers are so loud, do they know we are back to flat/green after being down earlier? Do they realise that we were down 0.9% pre market yesterday and closed well green? Lmfao bers fukt
RSP (equal weight SPX) and IWM (small caps) hit ATHs and just keep ripping, rotation into tech soon inshallah
690C avg price 2.13 😭😭
Don’t bet against American tech stocks
A good amount for sure, but something you are very likely to recover
You may want to do one of several things:\n\na). Roll them up for a credit that exceeds what it cost to put the trade on. You'll get a risk-free trade.\n\nb) Sell call against in shorter duration, converting it into a long call diagonal/Poh Man's Covered Call. The Jan 16th 335 (27 delta) is paying a 3.90 credit at the mid. (If you paid less than a 3.90 debit for the long, you also get a risk free trade out of this.)\n\nc) Take profit.\n\nI generally do not roll the long call aspect of what is usually a long call diagonal unless I want to extend duration to reduce cost basis further by selling call against. I usually only do this when the delta of the long is convergent on 100. This one isn't; it's at the 85, implying that there's quite a bit of extrinsic left in the long to bleed out.\n\nEarnings are coming up on 2/3, so there's also that to think about.
Why my guy? $ lost so much value this year
!remindme 8 hours
Damnificados
Nvidia 2-3% day 🙏
I’m almost off the toilet. Thanks guys for the price updates
I concur your idea is stupid. Thanks for playing
anyone think PTON will have a recovery that no one sees coming
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Gey ber fud no one cares short it retard
270 P/E after 90% drop = undervalued
Bail me Daddy
Jane Street is gonna gas light us.
Gonna be a flat fcking day isn't it?
this really feels like a 2.5% day. green.
Good news for NVDA... puts it is!
What news
NVIDIGUH
Investors will come back to UBER. Too cheap
I WANNA ROCK RIGHT NOW
Higher bond yeild means more money the taxpayers have to fork over to cover interest payments. Hooray for Taxpayers!
That's *way* below the minimum market cap here, but I'll take a look. Thanks.
🙋‍♂️
lol spy green
Anyone got SPY Calls like me? Got a feeling we going to new highs today !!!
Puts on this guy
Governments balance the budget: challenge level impossible
Learn how to sell options dingleberry. You’re hosed..
I WANNA ROCK RIGHT NOW
695 EOD
Im writing this down, isnt GLD up to much already??
Melt up
But I was told China didn’t care about Nvidia chips 🤪
I would cum
i flipped it and it went under the cabinet. what does that mean?
Nvda wants to burst so badly
Imagine paying 20% of your expenses just in interest repayments and still adding record debt. \n\nTeam Gold.
check cramer tweet, inverse for free internet money
Nah you’ll beast through it, but get the money anyway
coordinated print, and EU is at elevated risk of splitting in some's view. chance that it becomes more of a reserve asset I guess, but that hurts them long term the same way it hurt us\n\nbuying the Euro isn't a bad idea for a trade at all
Did you tip?
I thought they already had such a big backlog they couldn't make them fast enough
NGL I’m putting everything on puts today 🩸🩸🩸🩸
I am holding on from 7.03 I want to see at least 20
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-12/ai-data-center-boom-sparks-fears-of-glut-amid-lending-frenzy?srnd=homepage-americas
Go look at any recent 10 Q from NVIDIA. Why oh why is little Singapore the #2 segment in the world right behind the US?\n\nShit is so obvious when you pay attention to the game and stop listening to the commentators.
That means we going red. When market is green pre market it ends red, and then green for the opposite
bond yields will break multiple ATHs next year.
Cramer’s head sits below the level of his shoulders. Looks weird. Don’t care for it at all.
Just morning shit posting didn't think this would get 50% upvote rate lol
GLD and silver are up already
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TLRY short squeeze of your lifetime on announcement early next year Trump changes marajuana from sch 1 to sch 3 no more restrictive than Tylenol with codeine story out today
u/cryptohorn\n\n10Y is never, ever going back to 5%. Fed and Treasury will not let that happen.
GOOG out to punish all the paper handers
I hear some commotion back at the woodshed, not done working over Ai yet....
# Nvidia considers increasing H200 chip output due to robust China demand, Reuters sources say
Fuck dude. Could be green and you will still lose. Dump it
Isn’t KRMN more of a “pick and shovel” defense play? They seem to barely touch space related tech currently. \n\nYour DD also mentions not picking a winner in space but SpaceX is the undisputed front runner and you don’t mention them using KRMN at all. RocketLab is a good amount behind in tech but I don’t believe they utilize KRMN either.
# Planet Labs PBC (PL)
true valuation at 50k
Flip a coin. Heads = pump. Tails = dump
30 year rates are up! People that bought homes recently thinking rates coming down are probably not to happy.
literally pumping non stop, except the 2 flat days before the FED
You're gonna make Nvdia cry bro... its a proxy alot of the time.. it has to do what best for the market alot of days.. with great power...
https://preview.redd.it/ahgj6zxn5s6g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eda9472663e2d91c1c5db937a20e7b47f75faab
if you pay me some money i'll raise my target too (this is how CVNA is gonna take everyone's lunch money btw)
Bond yields surging is actually like bad in a scary way.
Texas is an amazing place to buy and a horrible place to sell, depends on your time frame
$AVGO calls at open...maybe
Everyone on Wall Street are raising their price targets & estimates on AVGO
We just want you to be happy Carol 😃
gold, JEPI as a bond / income surrogate, small cap index & space stocks. International like $EEM and $IEFA also fine.\n\nvalue names are going to do well, but it's hard to trust imo\n\nnaturally I will also be yoloing calls on dips with a small part of the portfolio as well
I cannot believe my boy Tim Apple let this horrible fucking ui design out of the reject lab. It is honestly horrendous
I never expected silver to be this sexy.
MDA space bro...check it out
Yes I'd like to see the 10 yr 5%
Dude NX is on crack
I’m sorry, that was unnecessary
What do you think of this home? https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5608-Nijmegen-Dr-Del-Valle-TX-78617/70341831_zpid/?utm_source=nativeshare_activation_v1\n\nMeasured in silver this house is down 60% since 2023.\n\nHad you sold for 360k you’d have 597,600 if you converted in March of 23.\n\nYou could buy more than two of these now!
Spy my friend. Play the breakouts.
how about 170?
WBD PUTS AT OPEN
a little 10-20% rug-pull wont hurt.
Maybe this perspective will help people pick up on the craziness.\n\nThis deal helps OpenAI pay ~1/1150 of what they've promised other companies so far(1.15 Trillion). 1149 more to go!
Oh nooo bonds going up anyway spy ath
If you buy calls nothing bad can happen, it can only happen good
What is PL?
At an economy wide level
means they are cooked
Me & few other people on Wall Street are raising our targets on AVGO\n\nMy price target is now $500\n\nI'm not buying more, but still holding since it's already ~7% of my portfolio
100 cons is my standard trade size. To each, their own.
Nah just had points apparently
Euro was $1 22 pre covid dork. It's a nothing burger boyo
Haven’t seen Tropicalia in a. While tbh
im comforted in knowing ber will fuck it up, ber always fucks it up
Is scarcity going up because 🥭plating the entire white house?
ber LARPing as bull tropicalia84\n\nHe'll be here soon spamming in all bold, large and cap font.
Found out I have cancer let’s get this money boys I’m ded soon!
Like your port? The past 2 weeks has been phenomenal for my port...only one that has been shitty has been RBLX
Sell it fast!
why didn't i sell my 12/12 nvda calls on monday 😭
Is it your birthday ?
Anthropoid rents trainium through Amazon, which is consigned by their internal chip team, Marvell, and AIchip (in Taiwan)\n\nThey also rent GOOG chips. GOOG and AMZN both have investments in anthropoid
Wtf are you talking about
People seem to be forgetting that every five minutes i can see entire trailers being generated by random idiots that *actually look about as good as a Pixar film*.\n\nIf you make the logical next step to an actual company being able to use that for full length movie creation, all of a sudden your budget to produce a 200$ million film that normally takes three to four years and a full team to create, goes down to less than the price of one lambo, and a month or so of editing.\n\nSoon as they can do that a billion dollars is *nothing* compared to the cost savings.
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Any precious metal, take your pic\n\nEqual weight index
What are we getting rugged on today boys?
STFU
All I want for Christmas is a green day today
I’m doing something similar. \nI had bought in June of 2024 then again in March and June this year. \nClosed $100k that was LTCG and now I have about 10 contracts left for the $190 strike price 1/15/2027. Waiting for the new year to slowly start getting rid of them.
Put the fries in the bag already
Hahaha wait til you hear we do all development in prod. Sounds nuts but it's not. Fintech company supporting thousands of resellers with hundreds of thousands of merchants followed by more BI etl than I care to think about. Been running this way for 10+ years without an issue. You get used to it. I've had every micro service guy in the comp come and tell us how bad it is and they all fail miserably to try and recreate anything nearly as performant with as few devs as we have (looking at you kafka, rabbitmq, couchdb, snowflake guys). By the way, I didn't create it so I'm not defending it (and I hate Larry ellison), but it certainly is one of the most stable and reliable platforms I've seen and being able to have code interact with data as a 1st citizen where the compiler is aware of table definitions and code structure is absurdly convenient. Don't even get me started on apex if you need quick crud stuff. Holy hell it's out of this world for internal apps. Ok back to gambling now.
TLT is just getting butt fucked all week
In this economy!?
same. This guy needs to back away. It's like watching someone self-harm.
No crying in the casino bul
Oh, I see that you can't read plain fucking English. My bad, I knew there were regards here but I didn't think there were idiots.
What u buying
5 days in a row of red..🥳🥳🥳
10Y is all that matters and it's still very low at 4.2%.\n\nMetals going up is bullish, that's part of the debasement trade.
a doomer nihilistic take for sure
Good call. For sure a bigger scam
AVGO has been mentioning there are only about potential 8-10 companies who can try to develop custom ASICs given the large-scale nature of the business. Google, Meta, ByteDance, Anthropic, OpenAI have already made the list, customer #5 is potentially the \r\nsixth customer (despite the misnomer) and could be Apple given they are one of few remaining traditional companies with a deep enough balance sheet to fund long-term agreements
The Donnie shakedown
PL again, wish I had bought more calls
Oh just got a free coffee from Starbucks
so where we at now
How to get rich off QE and the fed buying treasuries mumbo jumbo??
I think if you're skiddish buy IIPR, if not, MSOS.
Weed stocks are are complete joke and will never take off
Don’t know what the fuck ur saying do ya now
I can't keep celebrating on news with a drink and then the second the drink is done we are red again
Bond yields surging ⚠️🚨 not good 🚨⚠️ precious metals surging ⚠️🚨 dire warning 🚨⚠️ this an emergency bear alert
Algos stop loss hunting
I thought Anthropic was using Trainium chips (still AVGO but not Googles design)
I’m very sorry you chose one way and it went the other way, market does so much fuk - Just practicing for close.
Can't wait for the "congratulations to all... brand spanking new ATH" guy
When these cars will be available on NYC?
Gratz for the one calling PL 2 days ago on this sub, hope you loaded on call you insider SOB
700 or nothing.
This admin did indeed look stupid by banning it and this was said at the start that this won't really work.\n\nIt's very obvious that the worlds second largest economy, manufacturing hub of the world could get GPU's smuggled in.\n\nYou can cope and seethe and shit your pants all you want but China wants these GPUs, Huawei is not doing anything to touch Nvidia anytime soon as China can't even manufacture their own CPUs to scale compared to TSMC.
it's a sell USD, buy almost anything else type of vibe my friends.\n\nnot necessarily bullish for us mega caps or index, given that's where all the foreign owned US dollars are chilling.
Gonna buy 0dte calls then go watch pluribus and goon. I'll be back around lunch for my profits.
They just started QE today… patience.
Who tf got in with $11 TLRY call 12/12. What good timing too
“Some of you *may* die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make”
I think they are actually retarded. It’s like clockwork every day every week every month and year
Illegal shipping. It was Coast Guard. Guyana reported they illegally were flying their flag. Lots of strange things with that ship.
Nvda better not fucking crap the bed! It’s green better stay green you bitch. I have tons of 185c, 190c expiring today. You fuck. I fucking dare you to dip red. Fucking nvda just fucking pop you fucking piece of shit! There it should fucking go to 190 min at least.
I knew my fast food servant today had been hurt by this place when he mumblingly mispoke, "Do you want SPYs with that?"
We rippin
Make NVDA popular again!!
premarket dump = pump at open, premarket pump = dump at open then pump by 2pm
So calls and puts just opening flat for SPY loo
The way of the future, the wave of the future, the wave of the future, the wave of the future
I dunno, might actually be some fire behind the smoke this time.
fck your options fck your 0dtes calls
10 year yield pumping like a penny stock. Us is a joke
Is there any person alive still buying bonds? I mean it is clear FED will fuck you at any point
CAN WE PLEASE DUMP FINANCIALS ALREADY?! WTF...
What a headline. Proves the American dream still exists if you’re determined and work hard enough. Also helps if your dad knows how to con the system: Carvana is Now Worth More Than GM, Ford or Stellantis
VEQT and forget.
I just need NVDA to go up a paltry 26% for my absurd OTM calls to hit 👌🏼
TLT lmaooo
692 and chop or does the market start throwing hands at open?
Bears thought lmao
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!banbet TSLA $455 1d
I like a cup of black coffee and a bong rip with a little tobacco sprinkled in the bowl.
How did you know?
So close
Bers celebrating -0.1% AH every single day just to see green every single day is such insane lack of pattern recognition
I've made a fortune buying TLRY low and selling hype spikes since 2016. Its such an easy stock to position trade
LULU needs to drop 1% from this premarket runup. You guys think its possible lol
Fermi generational bag holders created today
casino is closed
Sell before the drop. Also, dont get greedy.
Fed is fucked because of yields surging
Are we winning yet
Are you retarts seriously celebrating already? Buy more puts dingus
Username checks out
$XOUT
Theoretically, would choosing a vanguard mutual fund be better than just the voo etf? Or is voo a better growth option?
They're both related brother.
Stopped drinking and smoking and went to bed earlier. Then I started making money.
SPY soooo close to opening above 690
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Us bond yields blowing out yugely
Forget the put/call ratio. The real metric is the ratio of "Open da casino" vs "close da casino!" Comments
I have a friend who got his credit card hacked one time so he changed his birthday in every possible location to try to throw off potential hackers. Now he gets hundreds of messages throughout the year on random dates wishing him a happy birthday.
Lots of good advice in comments but here's something to add: If you are still bullish and don't want theta to eat away your profits, sell a further OTM call for the same expiration or a nearer expiration. That way you can still have a run up room before you cap your profits.
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Today's agenda includes digging a new hole in the yard to bury my gold (lol fiat), holding a cardboard sign on the sidewalk about the end of the world, and a gay orgy. It's tough being a bear, you guys.
I was worried we might dump, but seeing bers doom post all night gave me confidence we see $700 soon 😁👍
Owning LLY calls is fatphobic 🫃🫃🫃
Rally like no other today
watch nvda stay flat still. this shit doesn't still doesn't move even after 4 major news events
I bough a load of far OTM calls on all the big pot stocks yesterday. Should see a 1,000% or so gain at open!!! Can't wait!!
WHAT UP RASTAS?!?
Market will find a way to make NVDA sell on the news. NVDA is their new Google. Stock they just hate and sell off on no matter what
You 🫵 are given the opportunity to buy stonks today\n\nIt's important that you accept and buy with crackhead zeal
Is there an xsp type stock for qqq?
You already have a bet going - GOOGL to 350.0 before 31-Dec-2025 08:30 PM -05
At this rate a 🥭 will be unaffordable for the vast majority of americans lol
!banbet
NVDA possibly runs today…
Bers are responsible for the mystery 🌽 crop circles?
Nvidia needs to wait to start the pump I’m trying to buy worthless calls
They belonged to the nasty man and this all in the name of freedom…is what it says on the autocue.
what's this new trend with scary aftermarket / futures and slow grind up every day lately?
📈📈📈🚀🚀🚀
I agree with you. \nBesides, what the people complaining about P/E are not considering is that Karman's acquisitions (I did mention MTI in this post, and they have made more) have hit earnings, thereby affecting P/E.\n\nThe acquisition cost shows up now, but the benefits from the acquisition will last for years.
Stop it bullies
Buy BCRX at open and thank me later!
It’s not inflation. It’s devaluation of debt, and it’s bullish
OPEN THE CASINO
Pile in bears, your daily trap is here
Is it not a false flag vessel? I have seized one back in the day.
Washington Post Staffers Slam Error-Laden AI Podcast Launch: ‘Total Disaster!’
Watch trillray getting rugged immediatly 🍿
What’s your exit strategy here?
Vyvanse always made me feel like I was on auto pilot, Ripped to the tits, but like a zombie. Adderall does me good, now.
IREN to the moon
Espresso n ganja makes the heart go brrrrr
Nvda already dying pos
NVDA just die already (I also have calls)
Any ideas on Cannabis stocks, there is rescheduling news and they are running 40% premarket $TLRY
Tell me you know this won't end well without telling me you know it
🥭 deregulating finance and encouraging QE right before BOJ rate hikes will allow something very funny.\n\nBols really need to be careful for what they wish for.
👀
i wonder how many other regards are just never sober every day… it’s my secret to making money!
[opposite](https://y.yarn.co/70048200-16e9-4d6c-bc5a-c7774d2dd119_text.gif)
But when?
Your math is a little off. Currently sitting at $84k and if this goes 10x in 5 years…
Source?\n\nMy 350c wants reassurance.
Monster, I forgot the doctors name was Frankenstein lol
When the news drops this morning SPX is going to flirt with 7000
Probably Tlry
Would sure like tech to pop today. I also am long. But I know how this story tends to play out.
The 10b was anthropic, not openAI, they doubled it to 21b already and they are buying GOOG chips not designing their own\n\nOpenAI just hired Intel CTO to design start designing their own chips about a month ago\n\nHe was angry because they explained it was not OpenAI on cnbc a month ago
Traping more bers
Don’t insult your target Wendy’s market.
Ya'll got any of them 0DTEs?
lets find out by 1 PM EST
Yet they changed the entire budget and dismantled Medicaid/aca/student loan payees to give the top 1 percent a permanent tax break. 1 percent.
I did and all I can say is win some lose some.\nWe don't call this a casino for no reason.
Wtf is even happening
BREAKING:  JPM raises PT for GOOGL to **$385**
Up 0.3%
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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2025-12-12/ai-data-center-boom-sparks-fears-of-glut-amid-lending-frenzy?srnd=homepage-americas
🤣😂🤣😂
What’s wild is I would’ve only made like $300 if I held my TLRY until today. Shit company
Thank you. That message certainly didn’t inspire confidence in the outlook. We went from increases of capex meaning upward price movement to the reverse if there isn’t anything substantiated.
they usually start asking questions and googling things like "how do you know if you are addicted"
but you can also get good returns playing next friday, gives you breathing room on a bad entry and u can still double and cash out
Watch AVGO closes flat 🤣
so a dump for no reason.
CASINO THE OPEN !!!
Dollar tanking. SPY uppies.
GOOGL should be $400+
Lol, I was saying the same thing. This guy looks fucking hilarious
Futes jumping around like crazy. We're popping one direction bigly today, just don't know which way
Yeah fuck nvda I hope it goes down (I also have calls)
So we just stealing oil tankers now without any repercussions? Nice.
I am truly sorry to anyone that bough calls on AVGO recently. Gotta be so frustrating to see after a beat
Fuck office work I'll ride the remote train straight to unemployment
unless it is coming out of you, then green is very very bad
The monster or the doctor?
Nothing but good news for NVDA. So probably puts (I have calls).
I was gonna say he looks strange
Good idea
China is not even in the top 10 in terms of investment in Mexico.
pump my bags journalism
Get over here son i wanna show you what your mother and i do every morning
are drug addicts supposed to know if they are drug addicts?
You are right and it’s terrible to watch, creates nothing but depressed mean assholes
No crying in the casino bul
Why is this guy's eyeballs on CNBC like in the middle of his head?
Silver is the new gold
i’m racked to the tits
tbh yeah, always been a stimulant guy but stuck to my fish scales. New gnarly internship + hard ass classes decided to try something else!
Now I remember why I work from home….fucking traffic is awful
Green is always good. Breaking evening again today
gonna need to play friday 0dte on a stock. maybe tesla or something that can move $10-$15 in a straight line for a while
Can Google just man up and stop being a whiny little cuck and get over 315 for more than 30 seconds ?
So, it looks like we have fully transitioned away from the AI fad to the metal fad.
dude on CNBC looks like Frankenstein
# 🫧 Bubble bubble bubble. The only bubbles are the bubbles inside the brains of fiat holders.
Literally what the fuck is the market yesterday after close we were trading at ATH again and now we open on the weekly low trend again
They just want ratings. \nFear drives ratings.\n\nBubble bubble bubble. The only bubbles are the bubbles inside the brains of fiat holders.
Yep , less dramatic but it will go up a lot over the next year according to everything I’ve read
Winter season has started, just bought some USO around 68.9, for the seasonal bet.
We really have GLD up there… this market is lame now
I use my workplace Wifi
** Brokerage JP Morgan raises PT for Alphabet GOOG to $385 from $340\n\n** Brokerage says GOOGL is its top pick into 2026 as JP Morgan expects AI leadership, stack strength, data advantages and global distribution to drive growth acceleration and margin stability\n\n** "We continue to believe there is a healthy runway across Search and YouTube ads as AI drives higher ROI & TV dollars shift online" - JP Morgan\n\n** Gemini App is gaining share with 650M+ MAUs, and we believe robust AI-driven demand will drive acceleration in Cloud growth into the 40's%+ range, JP Morgan says
Marijuana Sector.
Someone give me a play need to turn 3k into 10k today 🦓
#Does Gold still have more room to run?\n\n(Is it finally catching up to Silver?)
Buls have no spine, November showed what winy little buls “please I’m begging” are like stfu no crying in the casino
More like short gold here
Reserve management
Its all transactions AFAIK.
It’s SPY Puts for me today
Oh nah! I would have to figure something out immediately. That’s pain right there
French style 😎
Only 93…. Amateur. How about 1693? But I’m only at -7,000.
I knew it. God I love money
If you're not already in..
Sounds like you recently discovered amphetamines lol
Initiate operation printer
Cant believe "rent the runway" shit is up so much, i really cant ever understand what retarded people are willing to pay for and how much.
Oh, I'm surprised they ever let you do that in the first place. Using a credit card to buy cash is a cash advance, subject to different rules and interest rates. Which makes sense. If you could use a credit card to buy cash you could just run up 40,000 in real cash and then hide it when the bill comes. Fidelity lists that in their T&S as well.\n\n> Certain transactions are not eligible for Reward Points, including Advances (as defined in the Agreement, including wire transfers, travelers checks, money orders, foreign cash transactions, betting transactions, lottery tickets and ATM disbursements), Annual Fee, convenience checks, balance transfers, unauthorized or fraudulent charges, overdraft advances, interest charges, fees, credit insurance charges, transactions to fund certain prepaid card products, U.S. Mint purchases, or transactions to purchase cash convertible items\n\nBut if it's 3% on all *transactions* I'll definitely make the jump for another 1 percent. I thought you meant they change it to like "5% on fuel and groceries and 1% on everything else up to 2,000.00" which is the kind of shit discover used to pull before I dumped them. Fidelity gives me 2 percent back no matter what.
Lmfao coughing laughing and weezing
Anyone ever mention QMMM on here? That might be the most insane move I’ve ever seen in a stock.
what i am saying: "they do be cooking the books and lying"
AMZN chart looks extremely bullish\n\nPuts it is
I'm going to bid the June $180 puts. Dont have enough money in my Fu account to get the Jan 27 Puts lol
Spy is up due to other strong sectors such as Xlb xlf....
I don't own nvidia nor do I plan to, but nvidia is very obviously ahead of the game on GPUs and we have not even scratched the surface of whats planned for data centers.
\nBuy 25$ put 3/20/26.\n\n\n\nOpen interest for this particular contract increased\nBy 2,894 overnight...\n\n\nGood luck!
Can you explain here? You bought calls?
Watching porn with your location on is diabolical
It’s on thin ice
Agreed, Christmas week when no one’s paying attention, will be making new highs
What’d they say in anger?
Inhale
I need fake internet money to get destroyed today
You watch too many doomy bearish youtube videos...search for more cheerful shit to mix up the algo
Visa is always a buy, look at that max graph so smooth
Yup
Most of the media really does not want the stock market to do well. Seems to be mostly political. I say let’s all make money and we can all be happy being bulls.
I need a small cap growth rally
Time to short weed stocks yet?
Ofc but it all depends when you buy
See u today
*"it's not genocide, its global clean up"*
Gold up, silver up, dollar down, 10 year up. \n\nBut I guess spy will just go to the stratosphere.
Hahahah
Oh it will....
Marvel wake up already
0.38% up is pumping now?
banbet doesn't like me 🙁
LMAO I knew I recognized you. Youre the guy who buys stock at ath and then complains a week later when it isn’t +45% 😂😂 smart hiding your post and comment history. I commented last time that you’re not too emotionally attached to every stock you touch because you remake this post every week, and that still stands, you’re doing great sweetie
Well, if they increase production, then they will be able to sell more
Calling the top again... only to get topped, again.
See u today
I don’t want to sleep. I might shoot for 48.
Anyone else get absolutely destroyed buying oracle puts yesterday?
One of the few times this advice is bad here. If you don’t mind the tax still hitting this year, cash enough to over your basis and maybe take a bit of profit, but with this much time left on them let them roll a bit more. These are the kind of options you dream of scooping up
Once wallstreet goes on Christmas break we rally again
HEY BEAR!
So your puts are almost at zero?
>Mexico to Impose Tariffs as High as 50% on Chinese Imports\n\nDOUBLE WHAMMY
Are Visa and NVO auto buys right now?
Smoke it...take a puff
Anyone tried the new TFT set?
How you only cranked it once is beyond me, I'd be beating my monkey like it owes me money just to force myself to sleep.
Should i be worried about missing generational investment opportunities within the cannabis sector today?!!
I do not own Nvidia at all.
No - never - such a disappointment - I’m prolly gonna sell before eoy. There r better places to let ur money rot
Some brokers offer direct indexing where you can track an index with a custom etf that rebalances itself and exclude specific stocks. Can strip shitcos like coinbase, Carvana, Palantir and Tesla from the S&P.\n\nS&P shouldnbe ashamed of themselves for this inclusion. Corrupt ass motherfuckers.
What about Cannabis stocks?
No one realistically believes China of all countries could not get GPUs, lmaooo. Just like Russia is getting goods they are not supposed to be able to.
Feeling cute\n\nMight go bankrupt 🥰
S&P450? I'm in.. puts or calls?
Definitely. And prices trend down for ages. But there still seem to be up- and downcycles and we are in a deep down as I see it. And while people opt for the cheaper, when it comes to the big events they still go for big diamonds and natural ones. About 70-80 % of the revenuw stems from such sales apparently. If we´re assuming there is a k-shaped economy in the US, natural diamonds will have their place.\n\nAnd recently someone mentioned that the market trends for natural and lab diamonds seem to diverge similarly as they once did for colored gemstones, which have been reproduced way before it was even possible with diamonds. I won´t bet on it, but that guy was an experienced gem enthusiast so I trust, that it´s at least a possibility.\n\nAnd yes ... I also own ruby and emerald mines (well, a couple of shares). ;)\n\nIt´s a bet on cycles still existing and the believe, that if you buy a distressed asset at the bottom and allow it to recover you take more risk, but you earn a higher reward. I mean, a market cap of 5 million for a company with an enterprise value of 100 million. It´s just to good to not dump a small position on.\n\nSo yeah. Your point is head on. I just refuse to believe natural diamonds will do right now when I invest what they were supposed to do for decades.
how are my AVGO baggies this fine morning?
Hilarious bag holder is hilarious.
Tsla shares green off news their core business is at a 4 year low ....lol
Who the fuck cares about the bank of Jamaica
# impeccable logic.\n\nThis is the way.
The roaches are in a full blown competition with the flies lmao
Show me how it's done big boy
I’ve been up for 26 hours straight, had sex once, jerked off once, did a couple bumps, 2 tins of velos, 3 vyvanses, ungodly amount of red bull, and huge profit on GLD!
Positions?
^ retard
who is this blonde guy? why is he asking questions everyday and why does he wear sunglasses?
Everyone make yourself big around the Ghey cuck bear
Robinhood famously turned off the buy button a few years ago and received a ton of backlash. Now their servers just crash whenever there’s massive volatility in the market that benefits their users instead of their market makers. They blamed AWS once, but the other major outage(s) was never explained.\n\nThey’ve made huge strides over the past few years, but at their core it’s not a trustworthy company. Their fundamental business model is illegal in most countries due to the conflict of interest. Users are suddenly and painfully reminded of this fact whenever the market starts to sink and Robinhood helps the upper class passengers off first.\n\nInvesting is hard enough as it is. It seems logical to use a brokerage whose business model puts them on your side rather than one whose business model requires them to exploit you to make any money. Especially as the regulations preventing them from completely screwing you over are stripped away. Hence, users are heading back to Vanguard.
Goolsby “it’s not QE” its a “tactical adjustment”
This recession is gonna be pure pain, you’re gonna wish you didn’t lose your money trying to keep the ai bubble inflated. You’re gonna need that money soon
Don’t think we should go too hard but hell yeah let’s get this bread
Shorting it
UPPP
Not a chance
Where did I say short it? I just don’t buy into three pages worth of regarded DD that completely ignores fundamentals. Have fun holding those bags.\n\nI can reply with the same inane “by your logic” comment - you should buy LEAP calls, so why don’t you show your positions? All this DD, not a single position
Market going to trade flat until 10 more rate cutes happen.
shit me too let’s get it QE baby
Oh no I am but im still just fucking about
If metals crash, I have a treasure chest for my kids \nIf metals stay sky high....I have a treasure chest for my kids
NVO @ $44 was a steal.
You got me 🙌
NVDA might actually be green today..
I was upset at first but its a cesspool of bot bullshit. We're better off without.
You already have a bet going - GLD to 410.0 before 31-Dec-2025 09:24 AM -05
!banbet\nShiny rock go brrrr
Sundar: Yes, we are going to put data centers on the moon. \nJensen: Yes, we will supply GPUs for the massive data center build out on the moon. \nWSB: What was that? Da moon? Did they say the MOOOON?\n\nNVDA - TO DA MOOOOOOON!
So what time we go green?
Oh your not actually buying shit okay then
Just the trade commission itself can reach 2$
Extra bullish in here lol
You must be rich
And for those keeping track at home, earlier this year this admin banned the H20 from being exported to China. China shrugged. It then unbanned it. China kept shrugging, banned it from state data centres, and strongly encouraged firms to go with domestic options.\n\nNow this admin is *pathetically* grovelling and saying "Oh please buy the 6x more powerful one" and Trumpists *really* are claiming China is looking like pussies? Pure comedy here.
Why?
Money printer on brrrrrr!!
See I told you don’t be optimistic bud
Fucking removing r/all from mobile is pissing me off.
Xanax and percs.
I might actually just send it today on some odtes
Take your meds. The 200 bucks in your fidelity account will be fine.
They are a big part of America's industrial base, and have flexibility to adjust to other assembly lines conceivably, such as robots.\n\n\nValue multiples will be important for patient money going forward.\n\n\nThey also buy their shares hand over fist. Barra is good.
Float my bags!
bols shouldn't worry about today, where stocks may fall mildly (10%) as AI de-risking continues due to AVGO turbulence. \n\nthey should worry about December 18-19 BOJ rate hikes.
i’m jk but i might send 405 in 2 weeks…
Do I grab more overpriced, Starbucks, coffee or do I go to Wawa or do I start doing crack?
I dont think that drop was for this...it was something mango did...chyna nvda related prolly
why does that matter based on what NVDA said they already sell everything they build before it even makes into production
CVNA is marginally red, I’m calling the cops
What's the worst that can happen if Gold crashes? You just redeem the physical gold and decorate your house. Cool AF.\n\nWhat are you going to do with your oil, diddy?
U must be high
Did couple of thousands of trades this year just to barely break even \n\n##2025 was a success
NFLX noooo stay green please
Don't
🤣🤣🤣🤣 “ugh… $20 on pump 7 man..”
Red futes mean green day
Oh so I shouldn’t of sold my GLD calls last week?
Holiday season everyone gone home bub
Friggin champs!!
Respectfully you don't understand how debt markets work.\n\nhttps://www.hudsonbaycapital.com/documents/FG/hudsonbay/research/635102_Activist_Treasury_Issuance_-_Hudson_Bay_Capital_Research.pdf\n\nBoth Fed and Treasury control long yields.
Didn’t they say this like three days ago and we had to drop this feels like it’s already priced in
Great day for tech to catch a bid
Yall are talking about metals way too much, and for that reason I'm out.  #Oil gang
I love the fact that you wrote such an over the top "are you dumb" comment about a "source" that "claims" super China demand.\n\nROFL. Dude, this is the most bullshit report in the history of reports. nvidia is being attacked from all sides, so they *desperately* need China. This hilarious nonsense was prewritten before Trump's pathetic China pandering.\n\n"china says this shit to save face and play hard ball and not look like pussies"\n\nGiven literally everything that has happened, what a comical take. Yeah, sure buddy. They totally look like pussies.
I mean if anything this stock market has taught me is it wont stay down for long, people doomed about the general stock market after tariffs screaming it was all over yet it rocketed back up.
Step 1: Actually make $2 profit to afford to eat.
Recession indicator...puts it is
The market can’t crash. It’s Christmas time. Bers r dum
I got the gold card and yes it is. They just started excluding things like currency and coins from the mint.
I’ll give you some sweet smooches
Because mega caps randomly do +10% in this clown market.\n\nIts a cheap risk imo
Pre-historic futuristic modern day hunter.
I like the way you think. Also, Saylor for Jail.
A company called planet labs will surely have regard strength. I’m on board
yep.
Mmm... kith.
2026 is the Year of Space Stocks
Go off King
Shouldn’t have sold those $386c 12/19 for GLD\n\nBut I bought more for 390 and 392
I think I need to admit to myself that I have no coherent investment thesis today. Guess I'll just see what happens until I panic and close positions at a loss right before they reverse.
On Spy?
Never. Keep holding till there's no gains
That’s too much. Maybe just get delisted would be better
I'm sure it has nothing to do with NVDA ramping up H200 production because BABA and Bytedance want to buy as much as they can build
What in the fuck is PL smoking. Now this is just silly
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You’re gonna have to wait until the new year for that you know after everybody sobers up
12 Days of McDonald's - $2 Deals - Starting today\n\nCheck app
Palladium has replaced platinum in catalytic converters no?
The Fifa World Cup will help you to boost them!
Lol heard that the last month's, it just needs to reach 200 and the it will not stop 🤣
Are you ok friend? You’re glitching and posting the same thing many times.
Boring market. Need another bear attack to find alpha
gonna get cooked
Gold short at open
Wall Street with AVGO: I don’t want to play with you anymore
It will go down at some point, like everything that skyrockets, but I would not short miners for the next 2 years. Consider yourself warned.
META janurary calls?
Why is GM up every damn day wtf
Melt up the rest of the month
Is this post from 2024?
Dark side, he’s with hmmm
That presumes a level of restraint I haven't seen from Miran and Hassert.
We lose but IRS always win!
What stock did you buy?
Damnnn, fine. I'll buy some 0dte puts...
May the ass forever be fat and in tight Lulu leggings amen
The stock will surge soon most likely
I have 41 try oz of sterling. Am I rich?
Only a true regard will rotate out of tech and and into a Canadian yoga pant company
So it is GLDs turn today and I’m fucked with my SLV calls?
I was just about to say as long as it is an ODTE’s but go off king
The usual 💃❄️
I'm feeling dumpy. But I think it's all that Mexican hot chocolate I had for breakfast.
Weed stocks
a -10% correction today wouldn't hurt bols that much.
I guess 1.2 million isn't a lot to you
Said nobody ever
Remember those breezy days of optimism and hope when GOOGL actually did something...
Go to 0.13
Calls
Ofc but look at the stock. Keep going down so, why buy now and not wait? ;p
Take your girl out to sushi
Running out of buyers
I like to view myself as a pre-historic hunter.\n\nI set traps everyday.\n\nEverytime I buy a stock, I imagine myself setting traps and hoping that a Bear falls into it.
And a sticker with Jensen Huang face on it =>partnership with Nvidia..
Blackjack and hookers
I like to play it the other way and sell them before they’re worth anything
They aren't opening their vaults, Disney is paying a billion dollars to have full control over what their characters are permitted to do. The most deviant prompt you'll be permitted is something like "Create a drawing a cinderalla at her castle." And they'll make sure it is kneecapped to provide something that looks like disney's cinderalla, but is purposefully not quite right. They probably also modify the user agreement to grant disney perpetual rights on anything produced.\n\nThis also gives them stronger legal standing as they perpetually litigate every other AI engine, because the AI defense is mostly "We can't implement that level of control over AI." and Disney can now say "We were able to prevent Sora from doing this."
DEEPSEEK USING BLACKWELL CHIPS TO BUILD NEXT MODEL: INFORMATION\n\nBLACKWELL CHIPS WERE SMUGGLED INTO CHINA: INFORMATION
Nvidia needs to play both sides and try their best to give more capacity to those texas fabs that are making them so we can do the uno reverse card to China.
Yeah, on the 5 year. We are rotating back into small caps bigly. PMIs are going up, rate cuts, bull run will broaden nicely in 2026. IWM should do well
Now the other day when every tech was green except Nvdia the QQQs were red also.. now that Nvidia and Tesla are green QQQs are still red?? Apple is only down like 30 cents.. what's controlling the QQQs besides my puny calls?
Get ready for Quantitative Edging. Repeatedly stimulating the economy to the cusp of hyperinflation and cutting back just in the nick of time.
Why is there such lack of faith in the USD?
Well for your sake I hope it does. I'm not touching it, and actually shorting the miners soon if we get a retarded pop
I’m talking about the real squeeze. Where the paper market gets blown out. I’ve been in metals since 2020 physical.
Obviously
Hell yeah
the only reason not to cut is inflation, labor is really fucked right now, so confusing to see people argue its "relatively ok"
should I just fill port 0dte 402 GLD calls?
I’m mainly fucking about but good luck today if you’re getting in on anything
came here for the first time, it's feeling like i'm on stake
🫵🤡
If you don’t buy ORCL it either means youre poor(get out of this chat) or youre GAY
Will $ACHR or $JOBY ever take off? 🚁
I’m more aiming for something closer to 185 but I’ll probably grab some 190s just for shits and giggles. They’re probably gonna be like a penny.
https://preview.redd.it/iwgthqe00s6g1.jpeg?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8ca7bfbac6c37e76aefdf1e93300a9a0eaea971
120 contracts is a lot
Yes, and soon it will be cheaper at $90. 🥲
Thats something im always telling myself is "well if I hit big, its basically like the IRS held my money tax free" 🤣
I hope Fernando Mendoza wins Heisman, just to witness the wild acceptance speech
MSTR go!
But then I'm worried of dumping my AMZN NVDA UBER and watching them pump as soon as I do. Struggle is real
If you bet against ruru, you hate ass. Why?
I saved port over the summer with a play like this lol. Bought 20 calls after that drop before july 4, sold ten to put me at even, rode the rest to a nice 12k profit. I will never do it again though, took a toll on my digestive system lol.
It is 100% manipulated by the corrupt british regards. They will eventually have to buy silver to balance their books. And watch it 2x easily.
Yeah sure that’s a fun plan but that way otm there is gonna be a nice lag before 190c has any movement and your fighting a extremely overwhelming theta but good luck
Gonna talk a nice little walk who wants to come?
fries -> bag
No, ODTE’s are you sure? Are you sure not LIL gamble? Hmmm maybe some out the\nMoney calls on something dumb pump drop bag on someone else hmmm?
Sweet. Calls it is
Won $1000 betting on the Atlanta Falcons last night, what should I blow it on this morning?
\nthat is what talking heads said and was reported \n\n‘Nvidia (NVDA) has told Chinese clients it is evaluating adding production capacity for its powerful H200 AI chips after orders exceeded its current output level, according to two sources briefed on the matter.*\n\nThe move comes after U.S. ​President Donald Trump said on Tuesday the U.S. government would allow Nvidia to export H200 processors, its second-fastest AI chips, to ‌China and collect a 25% fee on such sales.\n\nDemand for the chip from Chinese companies is so strong that Nvidia is leaning toward adding new capacity, one of the ‌sources said. They declined to be named as the discussions are private.’
Recession is here. In bear portfolios.🤌
Same.
Broadcum in bull asshole today 🙁
0.1% interest rates pls
i am so fucking done with this retarded market
Ok folks we had some shit storms lately of stupidity...a good week coming up as we are setting up for the Santa rally.....or Grinch Rally...GL everyone
BYND end of year pump?
Bring back QE I need the free money
Why don’t they make that thing the same size as a cup
I knew you were heading to %NVDA. Sighhhhhh
THISS FR
Looking like a dumpy kind of day, and because of that, I'm out.
🙏
Looks like the ‘road to 1 mil’ had a detour….
Running out of sellers
You mean on the 5 year?
Today!! realistically probably Monday
Don’t let AVGO distract you from the Bucs choking last night. GO PANTHERS
If anyone actually believes that then they are very dumb, china says this shit to save face and play hard ball and not look like pussies, chinese very obviously want the chips.
Nailed it
Calls or puts today… puts on calls on calls… wait fuck
😺 s are snipers, very 😎..
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Anyone seen my uber driver who guaranteed Broadcom gains?
Good points indeed
SLV to 100 by end of 2026.
Its $FUCU
$LEXX $LEXX $LEXX 🚨‼️🚀
So how is everyone feeling hope you all make money but I hope I make more than you so I can fuck your wifes boyfriend
But he needs lik 900%
You need a job if those are your life savings
Is Broadcom gonna pump at open?
Nclh is breaking $21 today. Happy I rolled my UPSt winnings to more NCLH June calls
Effing TLRY just drop already
Love gold. I went short silver a tad early..........
50% correct half of the time
!remindme 2y\n\nGold at ~4354
Getting ready to go clear out about a foot and a half of snow. Thankfully, I get paid to do it.
No, just yours.
European markets are either going down or in the red now lol
People with no skills and no job think the stock market is ruining their lives just by going up
IWM breaking out above triple top. See you at 300
Get your shit together tech. Just go up.
LULU to the moon
Now that I can get behind
They are working on it. I wonder how many poors could be fattened with the $1.5 trillion going into worthless data centers. I mean when it blows up they will be 100% worthless
Stocks go up\n\nCad gets stronger \n\nThe 51st state is winning
This is gambling…if you’re losing all you’ve worked for like this, it might be time to take a step back…
Wen 7000? Asking for a friend...
Praise be 🙌
You don't make 10x returns by trusting what 99% of people bet on.
I see why you keep your comments private
Lol going to ignore that shit show of a call?
Looks like Santa is here for Tilray
I would give it the 3 day rule
Silver isn't even traded based on actual silver, it's completely fake, completely manipulated nonsense. Unless something changed I'm not aware of, silver is probably the most risky and retarded thing I can think of to trade
Big if true
Dude, I used a target bathroom the other day and their hand dryers didn’t work and I had to walk outside with wet hands that shit hurt
It’s going to be another beautiful day chaps 🤌
Take your meds
Brick af in NYC. That wind yesterday was brutal.
You heard of greater fool theory, this is the practice
Lmaoo who bought Broadcom calls before close
Multiple things Trump hinting at rescheduling again, and the Supreme Court is likely Monday to take up a case involving if the federal government through it's inactive role in the industry has forfeited its authority to the states.
Holy shit! A 3% profit!? Tell me the next great play!
🤫🤫🤫
The stock market ain’t the economy my friend
It will dump after hours day of earnings. U know it too.
Like legit bul is actually a curse on humanity here to destroy your economy
Broadcom more like shitcom
Be prepared to hear about inflation for the next 10 years because let’s be honest most of these people don’t actually understand how inflation works and if they did, they’d still complain about it as if it’s not mainly the corporate greed that’s actually affecting their daily prices
Looks like the rocket has already left. Up almost 150% this year.
That's the thing with high volatility. Yeah it can go up 10% quickly but can also drop 10% just as quickly. Hard to say if it will be back to tech bullrun in 2026. Kinda have my doubts but you never know.
OH am I a fan of Killing Fucking Chickens!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/yjtfjzi0zr6g1.jpeg?width=109&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36cfcf1ccf09e29351e8aa2706744a151df9de4b
It was cheap at $99. It's now cheaper at $95 😂
$APLD is going to make a lot of millionaires. Best data center play
I'm ready to become poorer while MMs become richer! \nLet's help them get a 3rd yacht for their dog.
Same. Need to remind yourself that trading should not be emotional and put tight stop losses. Forget the hope it'll go ur way. Lost 90k this year but luckily I made 120k.
Lol nice
Yolo, but do an inverse YOLO of someone else here. Then it would be a battle to zero and you could say to everyone here "are you not entertained?!"