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| Tick tock ⏰ |
| Market makers are releasing their bags |
| Micron looking strong. \nSomething is definitely looking behind scene. \nMaybe big announcement soon |
| Yall buying calls on MU? |
| They've been working closely with U.S government contractors for last 18 years. They own a lot of patents in MRAM technology, they have bunch of products. They've recently increased their production capacity. \n\nSpace computing race is live - Especially with SPCX IPO i believe MRAM will be one of the top beneficiaries from this race. |
| So like is SOFI a buy now or just stay away? |
| This market finally rolling over when SpaceX IPOs would be pretty funny |
| Ripped so calls know |
| Wells Fargo calls guy is the only thing keeping me in the green. Hoping we stay there and up |
| stop bragging |
| fuckiiiiiiiing now come ON |
| Nightmare fuel |
| Calls loaded. Thanks. |
| The entire world economy is going to shit, and SPY is above 730. Make it make sense. I really don´t get it. |
| And 150 schoolgirls |
| 1000C (: bought at like 760$ while thinking "i feel like we in for a little correction" |
| Bet, Daddy |
| # ASTS GANG Members checking in |
| I realize we are massively overpriced, but this same news last week would mean higher highs. So, it's hard to take this seriously. |
| Just read about bond yields, AMA |
| You bastard |
| puts on the QQQ RN!!!! |
| tell that to jihadists that its all about money when they voluntarily become martyrs |
| He did it yesterday, today he's sleeping and waiting for better insider trading opportunity |
| The market pulling a Jefferey Epstine on us |
| I don’t want this to be funny but I did laugh |
| I’m gonna laugh when quantum computing develops enough and some research grad at Stanford cracks the Bitcoin blockchain for fun 😂. |
| Pow ain't powing |
| If Microsoft goes down you know the market is about to go up |
| Nah, thats when he will TACO tweet. |
| can qqq make up its mind already |
| First sell off before NVDA earnings and sell in May that I can remember |
| Naturally meta dip after I brought calls. And pump when I brought puts |
| Bro QQQ up 30% in like a month and a half lol this is just a normal pullback. |
| Let's get a real dump started |
| Oh fuck you msft |
| Oh, is this a space for comedy? I thought it it was the home of the economic intelligentsia |
| 4 trades to make $80 I left runners and protected my "capital" I am the danger |
| Nukes inbound! TYFYAOTM! |
| 🫵 will be fucked and 🫵 won’t like it |
| You could sit and feel bad for yourself, but there are people out there that bought silver for $121/Ounce. |
| My portfolio needs an anti-weaponization fund |
| Why is VIX dead |
| I will start fresh trading when SPY reaches 0. |
| Might be the next spirit |
| Bull trap after bull trap |
| Why is VIX so WEAK now???? |
| this is drilling to the earths core shortly |
| Everything is red. What did I miss? |
| Dip for ants lol |
| Yet again we find ourselves in a position where we need Jensen to save the entire market. |
| MU green lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/ealqmb5g442h1.png?width=842&format=png&auto=webp&s=2abac326e8476502e925a438e021215ea787f9a3 |
| google calls bitches |
| Bears make my skin crawl |
| You all need to embrace the NACHO laced with layers of cheese, fresh tariff guacamole, and pulled expensive ass pork on top! |
| as if you bers arent the kings of downvoting... thats all yall good at |
| 6 7 |
| What’s your strike and expiry? |
| World’s biggest troll flip flopper. |
| Keytruda itself is dead no matter what. Goes generic in less than 2 years which is good for intismeran because then the full cost of the treatment goes to intismeran.\n\n\nBoth intismeran and pumitamig are around 75% success rate. It's a coke/pepsi situation where it will be a duopoly.\n\n\nThat being said, phase 3 data for moderna should come out first and so first movers advantage.\n\n\nAlso marketcap moderna is cheaper. |
| Hmmmm... should I buy overvalued tech stocks that are starting to slide or super undervalued cannabis stocks that already have medical rescheduling in place, and have full rescheduling hearings in weeks... hmmmm... |
| only down 16k today |
| NVDA will pull an ORCL and moon 32% for sure after ER 🙂↔️ |
| Soxs bouncing on it gd pick a fukin direction |
| Tomorrow the pain will stop, bols. Either because we'll be saved or because we'll be executed |
| You think the bubble bursting is going to be big enough to drop >6000%?? Bruh you belong here |
| CSU buy rating everything else to the shitter |
| That’s my EKG after reading this DD |
| I want uppies 🥺 |
| 🥱 wake me up when we reach oversold on the 1 month |
| This sell off, it's what Clara would have wanted 🐦 |
| Euro markets are all green retard |
| Algos did not like the yield spike. We do be going down more |
| 😂😂😂 |
| The only demand destruction I’ve experienced was during COVID. The Fed might ignore food and energy, but consumers can’t. You still have to buy gas to get to work, and while you can cut back on snacks or switch up what you buy, everyone still needs to eat. Plus, oil impacts the cost of produce since it has to be delivered using fuel. Recessions on the other hand will reduce demand but then eventually the market notices. |
| #We haven't had a single green day since JPow left LMAO🤌 |
| did the us dollar join the spacex hypetrain? |
| Not an MSTR investor but it’s obviously not a ponzi. \n\nThis sub consistently lives up to its regarded reputation in the comments. |
| Green dildos in one and red dildos in the other |
| Bought Sofi last week and it's down -10% so far\n\nJust bought Hood. It might go down another -10% tomorrow |
| BAD FUCKING DAY… |
| At least their ceo isn’t saying science fiction will happen next year like someone whose name is escaping me at the moment. I do wish lucid paid a damn dividend. |
| That morning dookie though |
| Bols back to downvoting as a winning tactic. Your ded cat needs CPR. |
| #Stupid bol LMAO🤌 |
| Give me $727 and I’m buying with 4 hands!! |
| Roll your options babyyyy |
| The Silent Taco |
| no its learned doctors akshully |
| If a deal is made you don’t want to be playing catch up trying to grab expensive calls |
| Trump TACO status?\n\nhas he TACO'd yet? |
| I don’t believe in God, so I’m exempt. |
| Warsh's fault. |
| NVDA, RKLB, MU stocks They bounced from the bottom with deep buy purchases. Is this just a short reaction, or will it hold? Will it continue? Based on the outlook, I dont think so |
| Burry bots in full swing, ATH must be close |
| Re-entered AMD at 405... |
| We are bombing Iran! |
| Market goes complete risk off every time NVIDIA reports and then Jensen struts out with his cool ass leather jacket and reports 180000% growth |
| Een dees moh-men, eye yam yoo-for-ic |
| Market could crash because Koreans went full regard on SOXL |
| It's the demand part of supply and demand. |
| bers vs bols at 732 ding ding ding |
| SPY IS HUNTING BULLS |
| This site is littered with juvenile wannabe comedians. |
| + Fees |
| Dead cat bounce off of 731 I can assure you we will see the 720s |
| It’s Nacho’s with pulled pork |
| Imagine you have 100 cars for sale and 100 potential buyers. Now someone buys multiple cars, the amount of buyers does not change significantly. Now there is less than one person per car, so you need to pay more to be able to get one.\nLess offer with same demand leads to rising prices. |
| We still need another 1% dump to finish the last of dumb money |
| V was promised to me 3000 years ago |
| Don’t worry everyone, once inflation no longer counts gas and food, this will all be fixed. |
| You belong here |
| Please keep Clifford away from SPY, none of us want to see that sort of thing in public. |
| Holey moley |
| I’m hoping for this dip, I’ll buy up more shares. |
| That subreddit is a cesspool of regards that bought at the top to make a quick buck and are now generational bag holders |
| Every tiny pump crashes back down |
| Are you ready for the rip? |
| Wen green, bullish indicator! Loading up calls 🤌 |
| Id suck a penis for a Donny tweet right about now |
| Panda Express is better and cheaper than McD |
| ha |
| SOFI stock still sucks, i'm a bagholder |
| you got till 28 and they are mocking you lol. if anything time to double down |
| I never get tired of watching US markets open and just obliterate the Europoor markets mid session lol. |
| Vloser is a valid word to describe my trading abilities? |
| Escorting is guaranteed monies\n\nHmm.. |
| The point was that anyone can choose two points on a chart to make an argument—doesn’t mean that argument is correct. Seems like it flew over your head, though.\n\n[https://vaulted.com/wp-content/uploads/M2SL\_2025-04-16\_15-01-41\_adc98-1516x1080.png](https://vaulted.com/wp-content/uploads/M2SL_2025-04-16_15-01-41_adc98-1516x1080.png)\n\nNot going to waste any more time arguing with someone who thinks gold is just a misbehaving hedge against inflation! |
| That’s the spirit! |
| It keeps retesting 731. If it does this too many times. its gonna crash hard. \n\nBut it will likely just rebound for now. |
| Yeah my guy. It is all about the money. If taco folds and gives them more than they had at start they will take it |
| > +231.27 (51.57%) past month\n\nShorting it ? |
| Well fuck me I guess |
| What do you mean? This is so normal for MSFT lol |
| Cheeks are getting absolutely clapped |
| WSB pessimistic, must be a genius move! |
| energy density numbers got me confused too once |
| I'm just going to say this once but this bear is going to eat bull ass in t minus 5 min |
| once again, that's not selling. |
| Someone give Tacoman a phone, so he can tweet and pump the casino, that crazy bastard 🤬! |
| What's a bear without a good trap? |
| Broke that 732 resistance |
| Time to call Grandma and move back to her basement. 🤡 |
| Getting touched badly today |
| MSFT going back to where it belongs i guess |
| who the fk is dumping NOW |
| imagine buying amd at 406 dollars\n\n# LMAO |
| don’t forget to call out retards for shilling bs stocks, it’s your civic duty |
| I’m out lol this shit isn’t recovering for a minute fuck this |
| president Xi, pls save us |
| No Axios fake headline? No 🌮 Nothing?? Seriously???? |
| GUH |
| Bulls are getting owned like the Buffalo Sabres |
| We all need to realize that all the stock market is, is institutions, hedge funds, and market makers constantly adapting into the most efficient methods to siphon all the money from retail. |
| It’s believing in your own hype is expensive |
| No one is touching this with a 10ft stick. LET IT DIE |
| After fail in China they are going to attack Iran? |
| it was 85 in 2022 bro |
| I want the Chinese children cheering for me like Xi |
| Bers win today |
| 729 confirmed |
| 710 |
| Ok I bought puts. You can pump to 740 now. |
| If you elect me, I will get rid of algos |
| Just git gud retard |
| The software trade is evaporating in front of our eyes |
| Bro bought at 138.38 |
| Jesus Christ |
| Straight dumping mag7s. |
| There won’t be a 4th red day. -Trust me bro. |
| MU just doesn't know which way to go |
| Make the hurt stop |
| thats alot of text im not gonna read, but im convinced! |
| SPY dumping on command. |
| Iran ain't making a deal after 🥭 killed their supreme leader, insulted their religion, mocked them, and lied to the media |
| Guess sls will never see 5$ ever again. |
| The only thing that changed is, the stock market suddenly realized it can no longer pump blindly. |
| META has done nothing for like 6 years |
| The CEO sold a total of $240K worth of shares. The company is mainly held by institutions. This is one of the most important companies for America's space ambitions including the Golden Dome. \n\nValuation is high, but growth is sky. MU was trading at 11 times earnings at 87 now its 700 and trading at 7. As long as we can see a revenue growth we will be good. MRAM is set for growth especially with the recent manufacturing agreement with Microchip |
| Before or after my self rectal penetration calls on Friday |
| dumbest comment today goes to this, wishing u the best tho |
| Iran, Uran, WeRan, what’s the difference broski? |
| RKLB is fucking me |
| You are trolling if you aren’t buying HyperLiquid or PURR |
| Back the scheduled 730 end of day |
| After tomorrow's NVDA call we're either going back up or permanently down. |
| INTRUDER ALERT RED SPY IN THE PORT |
| please buy |
| The cunts are trying their best to devalue RDDT\n\nI won’t let them |
| VIX isn't supposed to go up in the middle of a TACO. |
| jfc MU its okay to go up a mere $5 |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| The end is near |
| Brother, the game has always been risk management. Don't go full retard on any 1 single trade and avoid 0dte options, thats legit gambling\n\nI guess this is wsb tho.. so you're right at home |
| They do not want this market going up, something changed after Chyna |
| A good example of the term *pot committed*. \n\nHe cannot get out of his bet now. |
| If we blow through this 731-733 area there’s no telling where the next bottom is |
| I’m thinking of same pettern as like yesterday tho |
| does “future” mean they’re still figuring it out or what |
| lol |
| Sure, you could buy a ticket for a rollercoaster, but why not get the same experience at home by fully porting into MU? |
| If dey dont Vs in the next 10 mins, then i will do it myself. I will V! |
| Algos rotating out of AMD and NVDA and into CRBS lmao |
| Taco was yesterday |
| We start a war and fuck up the world supply chain and Hegseth goes “Europe, this is your problem, you should figure it out.” Makes sense… |
| WTF I LOST SO MUXH MONEY I HATE YOU ALL YOU LIED TO ME AND SAID IRAN JUST RAN AND NOW I AM BROKE |
| I think bombs are dropping for Memorial Day weekend |
| smells like ber in here... you know what to do... |
| Qqq prediction by end of day? |
| Gonna need an nvidia earnings miss to trigger circuit breakers. |
| That was a good MU play. |
| Remember when ur puts got ruined every single day for 15 days straight? I member, you switched to calls. I member u specifically saying u bought calls. fake ber |
| dude finally learned to buy low lmao |
| Home Depot |
| They won’t provide them weapons, they’ll just accidentally leave their ships full of weaponry unattended in the strait |
| Know yourself out 🙂↕️ |
| wen taco? |
| 404 V not found |
| Got banned over there a year ago for asking how this wasn't a ponzi. Banned. And its only gotten worse. |
| You know what they say “this has not and will not ever workout for you so stop trying” |
| Karpathy to Antrhopic. Wow. Assembling the fucking Avengers. |
| just let me win ONCE smh |
| One of my best signals, arguably better than any technical indicators is following the biggest dipshits that ask for lower lows or higher highs at obvious reversal points(paired with a technicals obvi) |
| Aljaziera is reporting that Trump was told by XI that they will stop shipping weapons to Iran. Followed by a pinky swear and ice cream sundays. |
| Is the AWS sovreign cloud subject to the 2018 cloud act? \n\nhttps://sjwiggers.com/2026/02/06/aws-european-sovereign-cloud-real-problem/\n\n>technical isolation doesn’t create legal isolation. AWS, headquartered in America, remains subject to U.S. jurisdiction. The CLOUD Act allows U.S. authorities to compel U.S.-based technology companies to provide data, regardless of where it is stored globally. Courts can require parent companies to produce data held by subsidiaries.\n\nIn other words.\n\n>A company subject to the extraterritorial laws of the United States cannot be considered sovereign for Europe. \n\n |
| Don't buy yet you regards. There's no momentum. You're just holding and praying which is the worst position to be in .\n\nThe weeks of -1% back to Green OED are OVER. That regarded euphoria is OVER> |
| Why would he spend capital to change the rules to get the ability to instantly sell if he didn't intend to sell? |
| Big hedge fund outta Jacksonville. \n\n15 million I turnt it down, it was like, I had to sell calls for this decade. |
| 8 billion people |
| I’m boll but for software |
| Keep buying that V bol. |
| This V smells like bol trap |
| Whoever told me to buy SOXS I owe you a fat kiss on the lips |
| Jokes gonna be when no one will buy. |
| gobless 3x leveraged etfs |
| But how is that any different than if the government sold the exact same amount of treasuries but those treasuries had buyers that were not the Fed? Same amount of government spending after all\n\nI guess my question is how does the Fed being the buyer change things? |
| Gilded. "Guilds" are for skilled artisans, like busted traders who provide services behind the dumpster at Wendy's. |
| No hope for V |
| wait how does buying 2b keep price up |
| Buy otm calls today they will print. Deal will be made |
| market blows today |
| fucking send this shit to the shadow realm |
| We’ll all get to witness an epic implosion. |
| I didn't think I could feel sorry for the bol.\n\n\n\n\nBut because they have been so conditioned to buy the V, it's even more painful it just going lower and lower |
| Wow you know what his balls look like? Gross bruh. To each his own though. |
| Buy buy buy, you’ll thank me later |
| It’s joever |
| It’s still highly overvalued regardless of whether the news is good or bad over the next 1-2 years. The CEO literally dumped his shares due to the storage hype |
| You will get another chance im sure |
| Somewhere in the world:\n\n"And once again, Jensen.....has to save the market...."\n\n-Morgan Freeman probably. |
| Buy call or put for tomorrow? |
| Annndd AMZN day low. |
| Steps, elevators, pain, et cetera |
| idk if calls today are the move gents |
| buying call spreads today is so much easier than buying calls. 735C needed 736 just to break even, what a scam 💀 |
| Need that 330 shrek cock candle again today pls |
| Honestly astonishing MSFT |
| Time for calls? |
| 0dte 700 calls here ? |
| Limp dick V dead 🐈 bounce. Gotcha ya! |
| all AI stocks r bleeding dude |
| Chop chop mf |
| MTVA for some wins today... let's goooooo peeps |
| Cmon, just go to 635 and I swear I’ll close my position losing only 90% |
| Oh it’s going lower lower |
| So funny that if we tried to trade in 1980 like we do now, we’d have to call someone who’d probably say “uh are you sure? I’d highly advise against that trade” and then you’d have to call again and say “IT WENT DOWN 4 DOLLARS??? WHY DID YOU LET ME DO THIS TRADE???” |
| Just massive red candles spawning out of nowhere, someone wants this down. |
| :/ |
| Well that was an ominous amount of volume on SPY |
| Sold MSFT for 3% profit and moved funds to TQQQ. Either I make money faster now or lose money faster. Yolo. |
| Delusional, he hopes that him buying will cause buying pressure and encourage more buying from others to raise the price of bitcoin |
| Not if it works out, then you can have a side hoe (or 5). |
| Meta 😡 |
| NVIDIA is good for \*training\* models. Companies are moving to ASIC for efficiency and cost saving. Downtrend from here on out. No wonder Jensen is licking those orange trump balls. |
| 1 green 1h candle baited some of you to full port |
| TM Bro |
| lmao, you're getting cucked if you bought now |
| It’s 0DTE not ODTE |
| will see if GRID adds this to their portfolio. takes a smart grid to handle these kinda industry movers |
| say that again? |
| Ohhh so you’re saying that this time it’s different? War over fr now like fr fr |
| How long are we putting them in a corner for? My wallets in a corner after all that gas price rise. |
| Ok but what about demand destruction? Doesn’t that play a role at some point and wouldn’t that lead to a potentially catastrophic collapse \nIn oil prices |
| bye bye bol |
| And sold! Yay I made 4% on SPY calls…\n\nI am the best to ever play the game |
| if mu closes green we are hitting $900 tomorrow |
| Hating a$$ nigh |
| imagine you could spend $2 billion on anything in the world \n\nand you wind up buying this. |
| i know |
| Patiently waiting like an alpha male to buy this dip on MU. |
| Why is gold going up all of a sudden? |
| FUCKK |
| ah so today is just to hit a few SL and shoots back up? |
| Wen Vs guys? |
| so much for market rotation itno software shits just bleeding all day |
| The V that was promised 3000 years ago to fuck over bears |
| I quit options now I just buy 5x leveraged stocks |
| PLS mu go ba k to 800 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Professional-Mud8003 made a bet that SNDK would go to 993.6038000000001 within **2 weeks** when it was 1370.488 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Wife is going to divorce me when she finds out ive gambled the kids college fund on MU calls |
| I see 704 by Friday. Big news on the way |
| Fucking MSFT bro, shit stock. |
| Bull says when you're full |
| Dog shit MSFT going to go from +2% to -2% |
| \#BER SO FUK |
| HD? |
| 4th for me |
| Cashed out a few K of memory short gains\n\nBottom wen |
| Melting up |
| Make a bet then |
| I need to get off this damn platform |
| Dont |
| Totally trustworthy 👍 |
| Was feeling frisky so I bet 30k on a shitty micro cap when I should have just played QQQ ODTE |
| HD beat means indicator for recession is over lololol |
| I agree the bot! |
| kinda wanna buy a few 405 tsla calls. |
| Ofc I missed the sub $140 buy in on SOXL. WORK IS RUINING MY GAMBLING LIFE! |
| Why my MU $850 calls make toilet? |
| Spy 739 incoming |
| i'm way too deep in these calls... \n\nBut as soon as I close them, everything I had will rocket. |
| It moves so slow too. All its peers have ran laps around it in the last 5 years |
| You're not alone. 5th time for me! |
| Calls at the bottom gang check in 🤑 |
| If you'd invested $10K in all the companies you and u/QuantumSofaExplorer recommended as well as the original poster, you'd have spent $480K and you'd still have over half a billion dollars\n\nimho what these comments and OP's shows is that selling anything is for fools |
| GOOGL monthlies on this dip? |
| I just grabbed calls to scalp for the day. We will rocket to 739 because too many people buying calls. |
| I hope so. Calls I got yesterday are down 78% right now. |
| Sauce ? |
| Gut feeling days 739nisngonna print |
| # MU BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY, GET OUT THE WAY BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY |
| wen v? |
| Bruh it’s been red for 1 whole week. How long does this continue? Until next CPI report? FFS. |
| You can PSA autographs? |
| there are some days on which you shouldnt trade not because of the market, but because of ones mind itself. Somedays you are just the worst version of yourself and to figure out those days it what makes you good. |
| This is a set up for a crazy pop up ~~or down~~ man.\n\nFixed it. |
| China just confirmed it will no longer provide weapons to Iran, putting them in a corner. They will have a deal here soon |
| We pushing up |
| That V on KORU! |
| If SaaS dumps, everything else V pumps |
| The fucking day I decided to buy calls on AMZN since earnings, is the day it falls back to pre earnings price lol. Fucking bullshit. |
| I was busy buying my bad bro 😭😭 |
| I’ve had 5 positive days in a row at a 5-10% gain per day, time to blow it all on one call🫡🫡🫡🫡 |
| Well my account is blown up |
| But before it’s too late |
| boooooooooo |
| Guess we will see how that works out when the bear market arrives 😂 |
| Bro this is not a high risk investment, this is just gambling. Very different things. |
| No bears left. Bers are bols, just smart enough to make other bols panic sell so they can buy the dip |
| same fucking here lol SPX calls in shambles. would’ve been -10% instead of whatever tf I left with\n\nwill prob try again around noon |
| Am I conditioned to buy the V and now it’s going to drop hard |
| THE REST OF THE MARKET IS GOING UP BUT GOOG IS STILL DOWN FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SPRAY PAINT HUFFING STOCK |
| $30? |
| SMH septembear puts will pay for my lake house |
| Bears and VIX Bulls really thought |
| God I miss the emojis in here |
| Am I a tard for buying VRT at current prices? |
| Days I make money: +$800\n\nDays I lose money: -$2500 |
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| Setting a short entry around $32–$34 with a strict stop-loss at $40.00 leaves these bears incredibly exposed. The moment the market realizes that MRAM isn't trying to replace DRAM in a standard PC, but is instead becoming the backbone of the edge-compute and aerospace revolutions, this tight stop-loss corridor is going to trigger a violent short squeeze. \nLet the fintech "research agents" short the rearview mirror while the forward-looking hardware cycle leaves them holding the bag. 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Hell ya |
| unsure if today he will taco something algos set for headline trading only lololol |
| because there is no stability anymore. in the past you had a stable world, a stable economy, a stable outlook. high volatility happened when something unstable, like covic, appeared. now, something new can happen every day almost |
| Walk away buls. No one coming to save your port. |
| I think you are grossly underestimating how much the dollar is devaluing |
| Today is a PBNJ with bacon day. |
| this shit boring can we free fall or go green? |
| I'm very likely playing KEYS & CAVA, but I wait until End of Day to make my moves. Totally happy to give my opinion - I analyze option positioning by the big boys and try to follow the money personally, but always love other's insights 😄 |
| I’d rather catch Ebola than live in a world where the market is red for a day. |
| Thats why we are here |
| Ok, I came here expecting to see the msot degen of jungle creature bers. Where are they? or did we all get fukt so far? |
| Guy is running a bigger Ponzi scheme than Bernie Madoff and idiots keep buying into it |
| LCID pivoting back to energy storage could be smart move especially with their tech background but man their execution track record makes me nervous about any new ventures |
| I think r puts r fucked |
| Bezos found being faithful to his new wife |
| fuck service now, all my homies hate service now |
| He's singlehandedly holding BTC price at this point. |
| What’s the delta on your call? If I were you and wanted to be fancy I’d buy a short dated put with neutralizing delta with an EOW strike, and another with one dated a week after your call. Then I’d sell a call slightly below your bought call strike price, collect money on theta decay while leaving your bought position open for a possible rip up. |
| So is orange |
| theyre the largest asset in SOXX. ya might as well |
| what a nice morning |
| Deadline could be today, tomorrow, next week, next month, next year, next big bang following heat death and expansion reversal. |
| That’s just fish |
| Buying shares is way less stress |
| Both calls and puts fucked me today, feels great |
| Xbox game pass pays you a dividend? |
| I literally need 704 QQQ to get out of this hole. Don’t give me hope I’ve already given up |
| Avis is god. Avis shall save humanity and the market. |
| This is a set up for a crazy pop up or down man |
| I’m in this chat too, you can stay bro but you gotta blow me more often from now on |
| He looks like Ellen and Bon Jovi's lovechild that I want to punch in the face. |
| so glad I bought poet calls in my roth yesterday. Feeling like Warren Down syndrome |
| Smell like a V to me |
| It saves their retirement and their 3rd secondary house. |
| When every multi billion dollar company moves up or down 5%+ everyday there is no investing anymore. Everything is gambling lmfao |
| SPY is down 2% from all time high. Time to fucking panic and eat your neighbors cats and dogs. Mass starvation incoming |
| im a long term kinda guy. the fact that their sales are up at all astounds me. calls likely print tbh |
| Yeah fair |
| nike is the only stock that looks worse than todays graph |
| Crazy they’ve managed to prop up the markets and stymie the bleeding |
| hes averaging up |
| is “buying the dip” a bear psyop? buying at ath works better every time |
| For a 25dte deep OTM option your delta should have been neutral, instead you were very directional and trading hail Mary's seeking LARGE gains with minimum work. The principal of your investment is at stake when buying options, option sellers just collected great premium that you paid due to your psychological behavioral patterns. |
| You sound like someone who gets error messages while thinking. |
| memory bers. lmao |
| Nope, I just don't care about things. I don't put anyone on a pedestal. There is no one's signature that I value. Unless it's on a check. 😂😂😂 |
| Could be worse |
| I’m getting dunked on |
| NIKES ON MY FEET SO THEY CANT FALL LIKE THIS MARKET |
| Wait why is Amazon collapsing? |
| Stop pushing intc up. I haven’t buy calls yet |
| i feel this way all the time then remember we are getting inflated to fuck so doesnt matter either way we're fucked |
| I went from +5% to -7% \n\nDon't over trade my dudes |
| You could have made 50% just by investing in tqqq in march and wait one month. You would be back to 800k. In one month. Just stop taking dumb decisions |
| Michael Saylor refinanced $1.5 billion of 0% interest with $1.5 billion worth of 4.5% interest debt.\n\nYou can’t make this shit up. |
| Going long all energy stocks is kinda a no brainer rn. |
| So close to going from full cash to full porting bonds |
| I hurt myself again |
| SNDK closing $1200 and MU $600 |
| V for Vastly underestimated the market.. AGAIN |
| no more v for me please, i'm full thank you. |
| You know Trump is gonna talk shit about Warsh after the next fed meeting when he doesn't reduce rates. Gonna say something like "Who the fuk hired this moron?" |
| $5 gas is still a bargain. |
| Just a humble man asking for world peace. (I have calls) |
| Hey we are no supposed to be pumping. Am I dreaming? |
| Please remind me of this a month ago. |
| The V that was promised!! |
| Imagine thinking protein powder is food. You are literally eating powder, if that isn't a peasant meal idk what to tell you. |
| lmao this is actual legit insane that this works |
| you know usually the old are the ones that are not open minded about new technologies while the young are very open and enthusiastic about it. With AI the reverse has been seen, it seems the young actually despise this new technology while the boomers embrace it. |
| ☝️😂 |
| Right now would be a great entry. Seems to be bottoming out with short interest percentage increasing |
| Rejected |
| Got bored and bought some MU, BE, TSM, SOXX, and NVDA. This just feels like some regular bullshit that’ll bounce by eow |
| believe it or not.. im fucked |
| fine, have your nothing |
| Someone tell me what’s happening here |
| 🐈🔪 |
| CMON! break through that resistance! |
| I agree with this, too many people waiting for a turnaround and buying calls and puts at the bottom. |
| so close to liquidating everything and going full cash |
| Cava? |
| ofc spy rebounded after I stopped loss |
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| My friend Tom, is a working adult between the age of 25-32, he didn’t went to a top university but still gotten a decent paying job with a really comfortable salary \n\nHe likes to buy stocks as a hobby and has a serious investment portfolio as well. Although he is well to do, he is slightly spooked by recession worries, tech bubble rumours and does not want to compete with fresh grads for corporate roles.\n\nHe does not see any immediate danger with his finances and is believes that time in market is better than timing the market. However he thinks that there is no reason to buy near ATHs especially with the current market climate and will rather sit on a -1 to -2% loss than to go through a long and painful bear market.\n\nTom sold a few minutes ago |
| Paper hands 🙁 |
| spoken like a true regard who doesn't understand the difference between inflationary hedges and risky assets\n\n\>Gold has done a very good job of keeping up with M2 supply\n\nThis is obviously fucking wrong if it was flat for 10+ years.\n\nStocks aren't supposed to be a hedge against inflation, they are an asset with higher (long term) return to reward you for your risk. If your "inflation hedge" is behaving like stocks, it's not an inflation hedge. |
| Bull cope gives me chub |
| Alright recession is over. Time for calls |
| Buy Asts and chill. |
| Manifesting SPY green by close |
| Why are convertible bond etfs so good right now? |
| May be next month or next year or possibly even next decade. We have concepts of an attack. God bless murica! |
| of course nobody want to buy the ballooning debt, \nmost big institutions prefer to spend on AI, and the coming IPOs, China recently started selling their holdings, Japan economy has problems, the middle east oil money is gone with the war and their focus on rebuilding their destroyed infrastructure, the national investors prefer better yeilds and that 5.18 on 30y will be eaten by more dollars been printed and currency devaluation. |
| OTM spy calls for tmr |
| I don’t understand the trump news is bullish or bearish |
| V rejected again …. |
| Calling Everspin a "historically linear business" is like calling Nvidia a "historically linear graphics card business" in 2019. \nThey are valuing the company based on its legacy Toggle-MRAM phase (slot machines, old industrial gear). They are completely ignoring the massive structural inflection point into **high-density STT-MRAM** and their new **UNISYST** platform. \nWhen an entire industry undergoes a paradigm shift from centralized cloud AI to low-power **Edge AI** and **Orbital Space Compute** revenue doesn’t stay linear. It jumps a step-function. |
| msft shine bright like a diamond |
| Is this "V" in the room with us right now? |
| You're probably not going to find that in an etf. The price of oil is generally pretty stable (I know, lol). Compounding decay would wipe these things out under most circumstances when they trade sideways AND if they wrong directionally during market shocks. |
| Might need to sell the house now |
| I am not selling. I paper handed so many times last few weeks im not doing it again. All or nothing retard. |
| Oh looks like TSLA is about to test 400 again here |
| Lmfao |
| believe it or not, calls |
| Aaaaahhhhhh yes, that's the micropeen I know. |
| Don’t trade, do nothing and be happy |
| MU rise |
| You do know this expires before their earnings right? No way this hits |
| That would be sexy if it went green again |
| Hell yea bro |
| If oil stays stable at $100, that means inflation defeated. |
| Market pumping tweets are the most reliable part of this chaotic world. |
| And become 98% institution owned lol |
| alright gang, i need suggestions and solutions |
| Why are americans so shitty to MSFT. We were +3% before american markets opened |
| If you don’t think money is going to flow back into storage and memory names you better have your anoos fully puckered |
| SpaceX IPO valuation is an estimated $2Trillion. So for $10,000 investment at IPO to —> $1.0M, SpaceX will need to be a $200trillion company, LOL. |
| Ok you're just incredibly stupid or severely lack empathy then |
| Rejected :/ |
| https://preview.redd.it/6wia3h9k142h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28cb75dfb06b30b0c665c32de21d36044d210108 |
| Or we get swatted here and we end up badly |
| I know we’re about to see some really regarded trades when spaceX IPO launches. Can’t wait |
| They always so when ai trade takes a beating |
| You all realize you’re just being used as liquidity by sleepy 🥭 right? |
| Nvm MSFU. Just YOLOed my port into SOXL |
| Oh wait the v is actually here |
| 🌮 Trump to Washington Examiner: I will let Warsh do what he wants. 🌮 |
| MUkie bookie |
| Is this the week we snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope there goes rabbit, he chocked, he’s so mad but won’t give up that easy |
| MU 700 eod |
| Leather jacket man will save the market |
| but deadass looking at melanoma trials that look promising. |
| Bulls are getting owned like the Buffalo Sabres |
| Two weeks, tops |
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| Wait for the truth social ticker post |
| im chilling with calls. lower leg ITM, upper leg OTM. if it sticks at these prices by eod I hit a nice 2 bagger |
| I love your strategy, but why 80 dollars? |
| I’ve converted to a permabull (I have calls) |
| Same bro |
| DragonForce wrote "Through the Fire and Flames" about me, holding MU calls. |
| Dead cat or V |
| Space stocks on sale… don’t mind if I do RKLB |
| Tasty |
| Genuinely the worst pos ive ever bet on. |
| Please just go back to my entry, I won't ask for anything more |
| sndk to 2300 (according to citygroup at least) |
| "we aren't attacking but we want the threat so every few days I'll say someone asked me not to." |
| Might have a chance to continue upward maybe |
| The only thing saving me right now are the HD calls I bought right after their earnings |
| Four score and, 80 minutes ago... |
| If people are willing to buy your bullshit, might as well keep selling it to them right |
| Rackspace will hit 6-7 dollars this week whether you like it or not |
| Yeah you should probably sell them |
| SPY gonna jump tomorrow with the NVDA earnings... please? |
| This gonna get banned man this is Wallstreet bets not middleschoolbets |
| Correct. New market paradigms since 2018 |
| Looks like MU done selling, moon from here |
| MSFT is so pathetic |
| $60 in today's dollars. Inflation is going to be 6% or higher so in 2028 it will be $80+ at least. |
| Right lol |
| 🥭 on Iran:\n\nWest Asia countries asked for few more days before we attack.\n\nMaybe another 2-3 days, however Friday or Saturday, maybe the beginning of next week. Limited time frame. |
| Lmao of course they are using Apple to prop up SPY. Fucking manipulated freaks |
| So there's literally no reason to watch the market at all today. It's all theta huh |
| Is the pump |
| The worst trader on webull is calling for lower. Calls to the walls. |
| Aight, I bought calls. Now move you fucking piece of shit |
| I just bought calls purely off vibes. I have a problem. 🫠 |
| We will once the war goes hot again which will likely be in a week or so |
| Micron just gonna trade sideways for 6 months and obliterate anyone trying to trade it |
| So where are those capex from hyperscalers going to?? To your wallet? |
| # BE THE V YOU WANNA SEE |
| Told yall lol dump n chop all day longgggg |
| *switches currency to Canadian dollars, so as to see a bigger number in bank account*\n\n$-300 USD-> $-500 CAD\n\n💀 |
| DAWG WHY IS IT FLAT GODDAMN |
| Bol traps all the way today |
| Why are you doing this step market? |
| This is our concern, Dude. |
| >Kerrisdale scoffs at Everspin's massive 2.5-year, $40 million U.S. Defense Industrial Base contract\n\nGiven the context, I wouldn't call $40 million **massive**.\n\nBtw, I own MRAM stock, which means I'm losing money right now., |
| iren hodlers cant catch a break man |
| Hmm, could be the prospect of $130 per barrel crude oil if things remain as they are. |
| confusing intrinsic value with short-term price action is your mistake here. |
| What a painful day |
| r/antstreetbets |
| You can visit Guangzhou. Food and housing costs never go up here. |
| I want to see sub 700 again but I knew we won’t 😔 |
| Lost all profit from the last month and then some. Feels bad man |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 800.0 before 20-May-2026 05:00 PM -05 |
| chat will I ever financially recover from this? |
| Maybe the bull market was the over leveraged moves we made along the way |
| Hey, im in Canada and im getting fucked on the regular. |
| Interesting stock, but too risky for me.\n\n“The risk/reward is heavily skewed in our favor. We are not betting against the company’s technology, but against a valuation that requires flawless, exponential growth from a historically linear business.”\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/uv94iw16142h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8ad1756726ac3ee1ff20f4850d1bae2fbf8565e |
| Stop this please it ain’t funny 😭😭 |
| How do we know based on the info you gave us |
| What a bunch of gay |
| back away from the koolade |
| Market hasn’t given a fuck about bad news in a month and now all of sudden cares |
| Jfc |
| Donny said he expected the market to go down 25% with this war but it went up. Is Wall Street gonna take that as an omen? |
| That was the case in April and look what happened. |
| he is the biggest salesman in the world after all |
| 3600 here let’s see |
| You're inbred |
| nvidia will buy it for pennies on the dollar |
| “Just buy calls” except for the days you shouldn’t buy calls |
| Then inflation is 1000% and that $80 put will feel cheap. |
| Here comes the И |
| Check bond yields. |
| Ahaha 😭\n\nTheir chips are highly resilient to radioactivity unlike the traditional DRAM, HBMS etc so they are used for aerospace |
| MSFT is breaking my heart. My July Calls were flying 😭😭 |
| And that is precisely why we won't go too much lower. |
| Prepare for ban |
| Admiral Genral AlapaulaDeen |
| not too late to YOLO into some 0dte puts |
| Look at the recovery at this Moment |
| Massively overvalued company goes down, more news at 12. |
| +4200 on some more 0dte calls |
| where is the money, lebowski |
| In your dreams. It has been dumping for 3 days straight |
| just vibes |
| according to leather jacket man AI will push the world's gdp to 1 gazillion dollars\n\nfucking lol, can't make this shit up \n\neven drug dealers are more modest nowadays towards their junkies |
| You're right. The way things are going it would probably just double the weight of my bags |
| If mu dips to 600 im buying 10k worth at5x leverage |
| Love that old bitch |
| That was the last 7 weeks. We moved on to puts at open now. |
| Congrats bro |
| my 702 QQQ 0dtes might be screwed 🙁 |
| those calls are still selling for 15.00 lmao\n\nin fact, fucking $1400 call for NEXT MONTH is selling for 3.00.\n\nexpectations are still sky high |
| PLTR has been perfectly flat for like 2 weeks |
| he was tweeting last night he won't be up until his afternoon diaper change |
| I'm winning |
| Maybe converting to BUDDHISM would enlighten me and really let me figure out the markets… |
| Those Vs are wicked bull traps now. |
| This is bullshit, how is the market red? |
| Positions or ban |
| Where's our TACO Tuesday that was promised 😢 |
| Imagine that you think we will not go lower lmao. There is literally zero positive news, lots of risks and what can save you is only manipulation of the market or tweet from mad man lmao |
| SPACE CHIPS? Shit retard, why didn't you just say that upfront!? I'm all in. |
| Trading212 |
| My dearest Martha,\n\nThe stock market hath turned crimson these past hours. Spirits are low, fortunes waver, and men stare silently at their portfolios as though awaiting news from the front.\n\nYours faithfully, \nmoneygon\_ |
| Wemby at VWAP |
| Caught the dip from the very top this morning for a nice profit. I'm done for the day. |
| Please lord tell me I bought the MU bottom |
| We might be in the high 720s mid day |
| Why would Paula Deen do this? |
| NVDA 300 EOM |
| Watch this end up as the mother of all bear traps when Nvidia's earnings hit and the news of Ai's demise was greatly exaggerated. |
| Ai will be a dirty word again for a good month. |
| V gonna at least break even to market open by close |
| CBRS has scared traditional semis investors |
| Yeah sold it. |
| Every V rejected, why even hold calls 😭 |
| Hit a ceiling 3 times in a row yikes |
| Back to core drilling we go. |
| 🫂 |
| Red like the devils arsehole |
| the market is very sensitive today |
| See you guys at Wendys |
| SPY moves past 734, retail freaks the fuck out and exits. SPY drops to 732 or lower. I’m not trading this, but, it’s my current read. |
| Holy shit why didn’t I think of this\n\nReloading calls in the next 30 |
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| microslop puts paid from top, never holds pumps |
| IF YOU DONT THINK THE WHITE HOUSE IS LOOKING AT YIELDS TODAY, OIL ETC, WITH MIDTERMS CONTINUING TO RAMP UP.. YOU SHOULD GO GET YOUR HEAD EXAMINED LOL |
| So long as im not HIV aladeen. |
| !banbet NVDA $240 1d |
| muuuuu 🐂 (lets not jinx it) |
| Wish I could buy the dip on micron but I already am bag holding my calls |
| I don't remember, does WSB have a "biggest piece of shit" award given at the end of the year? Because I would like to nominate MSFT thank you |
| Hantavirus is vaccine proof |
| My CBRS calls saving my port today |
| Go to 748 you pos |
| I did few gay 30% calls today. Now that is sold we can V |
| SPY dip cautiously, waiting for vertical pump |
| Let me guess, nothing ever happens and line always go up?\n\nYou kids are too young to have seen an actual bear market. |
| When the men in sheets and sandals say jump.....OrangePeel responds with "how high". |
| Okay just scrolled and saw tons of “V” comments so that means time to reload puts |
| TACO 🌮 WHEN |
| It’s so over |
| GUH, European companies only thing worth investing in. |
| ASTS trying to solve a problem that 99.54% of people don't need or will ever use.\n\n>[during March 2026, 0.46% of Speedtest® users in the U.S. recorded a connection to a D2D satellite](https://www.ookla.com/articles/measuring-the-direct-to-device-d2d-marketplace-2026).\n\nDon't get suckered by the empty promises of big riches of paid pumpers. Most of them already cashed out on their $3 shares. The whole Ponzi scheme collapses if new retail bagholders are not found for the many round of dilutions. \n |
| The schwab LEAPS leverage loop is creative but you basically built a margin bomb that detonated on schedule. If you're gonna run levered plays like that, at least size so one bad day doesn't nuke you to 5k and force a hail mary 0DTE recovery. Position sizing rules exist for a reason even when you're degen.\n\nFor the 0DTE side, people who consistently time those candles usually track what other traders are actually entering in real time which is partly why markets xyz gets traction with the perps crowd running simlar setups. |
| Only -$60 from IPO open lol |
| Double resistance on vwap uh oh |
| Exited MSFU. Waiting for this dip to get deeper so I can full port back in |
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| May you find more V than Homelander. |
| Living the good life |
| Sounds gay |
| Wat do you think is a good entry? You probs know about it more than me. |
| Some large forces at play trying to prevent the V on SPY right now |
| It's Taco Tuesday, I haven't looked at news, haven't read this chat, I just bought grossly OTM calls. You are all overthinking this too much |
| MU down on its knees again begging for a pump |
| Oh lawd VIX is getting yippy |
| Which trial? |
| I was down 3.5k on the year and then I lost $600 buying calls Friday |
| NVDA (future three months of AI guidance) earnings Wednesday after hours |
| Oil, USD, equities, and metals all red.\n\nWhich one of these drops is full of shit? |
| NVDA will run up to earnings |
| shorting MU from here ez |
| Meanwhile, CBRS is up 10% today...🤦♂️ |
| V? 👀 |
| I might not have the stomach for this high beta shenanigans |
| LFG MU |
| MU return of the king |
| $SCO load it up |
| Just a pullback. Watch |
| Well if it wasn’t confirmed before it is definitely confirmed today. The kids are NOT going to college. |
| What was that semis dip? They trying to scare us out of our calls? |
| so one of the few on WSB that actually makes money trading? 🙂 |
| MU is going to have the bigly beautiful V now |
| Mb |
| Uranium and rare earths just absolutely destroying me lately |
| MRNA to $80 |
| I was up 100k on the year and then I lost 7.5k gambling yesterday ughhhh. I’m so upset about it too. I want to revenge trade and make my 7.5k back but I know I shouldn’t |
| Buying the dip still undefeated |
| Jensen will singlehandedly make or break us tomorrow. |
| One of my oil stocks is down 7% today. Why? No one knows. |
| I’m afraid that’s not happening |
| U good MSFT? |
| im reloading msft at around 400 |
| My DD was seeing a bunch of middle aged dudes storming a stand at our local flea market flogging Pokémon booster packs |
| Past behavior always predicts future behavior in the market. As we ALL know. |
| Why until Thursday. |
| I should've just been a scammer/grifter instead of doing this trading thing |
| semis to bears "Do you feel in control?" |
| Stocks were basically flat from 2000-2008, your point? |
| 😬 |
| M’ram.\n\n*-tips fedora-* |
| Trump says US forces may need to hit Iran again and that Tehran is begging to make a deal.\n\nIs this legit lol |
| drump, finish green, and my life is yours |
| SLI save me?? |
| I invested \ncouple grand at $6 \nand then \nmy life savings at $23\n\nPossibly the best single decision I've made in my life, \n \napart from adopting Stoic philosophy which set my on my current journey\n\nFunny thing is I'm barely liquid otherwise\n\nBut I can't bring myself to sell any. |
| I bought MSFT calls and it goes down. Software stocks were vertical and I still bought the top. |
| WashKek ruining my day |
| MU GREEN LOL |
| V back to 740 please |
| dump incoming |
| SOXS, IGV, XLE and CIBR calls |
| Are people literally trying to manifest a V in here, pathetic, you already got 30 of them this year |
| I get excited when MU breaks resistance. Not because its going places, because it will have less time to go down before EOD |
| almost a trillion dollar company moving like a meme stock |
| # LOWER PAPI |
| They refuse to let this shit go down |
| lmao |
| Dear manager, I would like to withdraw my resignation letter I sent last week. I have always enjoyed working with you. Please let me stay bro. |
| We’re really gonna close flat 😂 |
| Bers thought SEMIs would stay down 😂 |
| It’s not a bunch of tweets, trade has been disrupted severely..supply chains are rigid but if they stop long enough, they need to be rebuilt. \n\nFor now, Oil will not get cheaper. |
| VWAP kith |
| I just saw a bear fall to his knees in the walmart parking lot |
| Not funny but how everyone loves posting their wins like they’re geniuses, but suddenly goes silent when they’re down. Meanwhile all the ‘fucking shit’ is flying around like it’s normal. Isn’t losing part of winning anyway ? |
| Ahaha Memory is the most important commodity |
| It’s going to end down 0.06% |
| Didn't you hear jack QE dosen't affect inflation |
| Fuck yo puts\n\nFuck yo calls \n\nMarket got you by the balls |
| who is playing keys? |
| Stockpile Ramen and eat dandelions |
| can we all just pick one thing to buy.\n\n |
| No way this goes green, stack more bers |
| Tf are these criminals doing to RKLB? |
| New memory deal with AMD and INTC backed by the white house and Brazil |
| Pokeman |
| Hey man thats not how that works, its just an etf. Do you think a barrel of oil was $1,000 in 2008? |
| I'm never buying calls at market open or on a Monday ever again. I'm stuck holding the bag on TQQQ now |
| Best week I had in a minute |
| V - don't let bers hit your stop loss |
| TY SPY for taking the brunt of the abuse we appreciate it....you know if NVDA goes back up |
| 🤣 |
| Calls at 731 are printing |
| MU +0.01%, bers r fuk |
| I’m a risk manager first, trader second 🤓 |
| Loool |
| Your timing couldn't be worse |
| Just heard a ber in the woods go “GUH” |
| Taco Tuesday has arrived, reload the headlines, up we go! |
| Damn bruh Alan greenspan is still alive |
| They probably don't understand US date format for some reason. |
| Blanche looks exhausted |
| bout to sell my sndkkkk at the bottom today and buy muuu |
| But if you have income with no withholding, you ought to. Saying that bonds suck because of quarterly payments is backwards. It’s like saying “don’t be a contractor because you need to send money to the irs yourself”. |
| If there were no algos u retards would pump SPY 10% every tuesday |
| Did you lock in any gains? |
| Warsh my balls |
| Alright MU, time to skip from here to 900 tonight alright? Cool thanks |
| Best regards |
| Humans: We make everything good go to shit |
| So you're paying 8k plus per contract? lol |
| How the fuck did MU turn green 😂 |
| Truly I say unto thee, the retarded live amongst us even now ^ |
| No shot |
| But oil will collapse when we use astrophage. It’ll go down $2. Wait that’s in a movie |
| Forever and ever permabull |
| Ok. Dont fomo buy into mu again. Don’t do it. You’re better than this (talking to myself) |
| because NVDAs earnings are tomorrow |
| Xi pinky promised he is my best friend |
| Brutal selling of big cap stocks.... |
| Why? |
| how long on them sausages? |
| run and hide........start drinking heavily |
| Jesus Christ. FUCK YOU MSFT. POS |
| 2 weeks in dog years |
| Is Warsh man enough to check 🥭 ? Lmao |
| does this mean my calls are saved |
| Once you notice a pattern and want to try to trade it, the pattern is gonna break down. This stock has been jojoing between 30 - 60 idk how many times now. That pattern is gonna be broken, but I don't know which direction. |
| Wen moon? |
| Gotta love institutional algos keeping things in range to fuck us all over |
| Wendy’s is 💩 |
| pray to W as a backup |
| They won’t ever let it drop more then 1.5% in a day 😔 |
| We’ve been doing calls |
| You fools |
| ETFs down thousands but I’m up 7% on Nintendo in a week 😎 \n\nThose 50 bucks make all the difference \n |
| Every V getting slapped…. |
| V to the moon |
| Cooked |
| \_\_BERS IN SHAMBLES\_\_ |
| He's here |
| Fuck I loaded up on too many RKLB around the $130 mark. |
| Imagine FOMO full porting into SPY ETF shares at the top - fkin idiot. (I bought the top). |
| I was planning on waiting until 1p but might start early. |
| wait a minute. Poet is going in the wrong direction |
| MU new deal. bye bye MU bers. |
| sounds right |
| You’re 100% trading on memes, and you should’ve known you’d lose money today. Be better next time, I love you. |
| I think so too.\n\nReason: Google's I/O keynote in 2h time\n\n |
| MSFT can you please go back to 430? |
| If you look at the MACD on the daily SPY, you knew this downturn was coming. The indiciator was at the highest point in a decade. |
| i'm different it'll print |
| I googled that and now im hard |
| 732 - 733 theta gang checking in. |
| Warsh pops out with a monocle, top hat, and cane looking like Mr. Peanut. Emergency 3% hike! My man’s been waiting for this moment for 20 years. |
| >Costco Wholesale (COST.O) has asked a federal judge to dismiss a proposed class action claiming the retail giant owes customers refunds for higher prices it charged before the U.S. Supreme Court struck down import tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump.\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/legal/government/costco-urges-us-judge-reject-consumer-class-action-over-tariff-refunds-2026-05-19 |
| Suck it bers you pos |
| why is spy iv jacked to the tits. calls need a $3 pump just to break even had to load up on debit spreads instead |
| I'm improving my rolling skills with this market I figure that would be the most help. |
| \--Random bad news that really doesn't actually impact NVDA drops the stock 15-20% from ATH\n\n\--NVDA goes flat while the bad news that still doesn't impact NVDA unwinds\n\n\--The bad news goes away, NVDA starts to slowly trickle up\n\n\--People realize earnings is coming up, so the pre-earnings fomo drives NVDA to rally up until about a week before earnings\n\n\--Retail gets dumped on pre-ER as market makers and smart traders know a short term pull back is coming\n\n\--Retail completely capitulates and dumps, right back into market makers hands $15-20 below the prior price. <----- you are here\n\n\--NVDA Exceeds analyst forecasts by 20%.\n\n\--NVDA down 10% in aftermarket trading.\n\n\--15 WSB posts bitching about how it makes no sense.\n\n\--NVDA up 30% by end of week.\n\nFixed it for you. |
| I pay to god we do |
| OH MY |
| Well worst case they find out the next year and the penalty serves as tuition. \n\nAnd no, the analogy works because you described a fine for not paying your taxes as a cost. I’ve never paid fines when filing my tax return because i do my quarterly estimated payments (aka I drive under the limit). If we start calling “i didn’t pay my taxes in time” a cost of investment product, then realizing capital gains also has these “hidden” costs. In a typically year my estimated payments are probably 80% cap gain, 20% bond coupons. |
| V |
| Bull trap. |
| # V |
| I fully believe what he actual wants to do is raise rates, but doing so would be a step to far and make him an enemy of the state. They've been investigating him because he kept rates steady instead of lowering the rates as he was told. Raising them might get him black bagged.\n\nJpow has a backbone but also a sense of self preservation. |
| we doing calls yet? \n\n |
| V! |
| What’s your cost basis for UNH? |
| Are we going to Vs guys? |
| 100% wait |
| closing hundreds but opening exactly 1000 lol math skills on point |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Google looking juicy |
| He opens his mouth but no calls come out |
| calls and puts what can go wrong |
| K nancy |
| Were suppose to believe theres buyers here? |
| I think filling in the $28 gap was a healthy consolidation. With the SpaceX IPO, space chips should see more revenue |
| Don’t buy calls on the pump, it comes back harder stay safe |
| Yes its pretty much what I did and it was intentional. Gg for catching that |
| Real |
| what if it isn't ragebait? what if it truly is my unfiltered dogshit opinion, huh? what then? |
| That was 10 mins ago😂👍👍👍 |
| I could’ve told you that 9 years ago… |
| No-can-do. I got an 8:30 res at Dorsia. ***Great***, sea urchin ceviche. |
| Dead cat bounce |
| I'm planning on buying more midterm treasuries around 7%.\n\nI've only got so many bullets to fire at bonds, and some need to go to TIPs, corporates and ex-US bonds, too. |
| FUCK YOU RDDT |
| let me get a bite |
| Aren’t all you woke losers against using the R word 🤡🤡 |
| SOXX and semi conductors to the moon, now if NVDA calls does it's thing im good |
| MSFT red. I should’ve figured |
| Patience. It’s going to rip this week |
| Supermarkets raising the price of cheap foods such as pasta and tomato sauce as that's the only thing they're selling a lot of as most people can afford to eat. |
| This is more aligned with the response I was expecting, a la /r/teenagers leaking into wsb |
| The fact that we need a taco to make the market go up demonstrates a healthy market. |
| So Tesla is pinned to 396.5 I see |
| Algos ruined trading |
| o m g... positions or ban dipshit! |
| Drill Team 6 or Buy the Dip Gang? |
| This, trade the price action. Make some get out. |
| This is it.. just like he said |
| Trust the plan everyone |
| https://preview.redd.it/ngihuaddz32h1.png?width=739&format=png&auto=webp&s=0a83b6806d1438b2ea6ce5ba06cb84ca0b8676f0\n\n |
| Spy to 724 before any shrek |
| I’m kind of long-term bearish on MSFT but if it gets under 20 p/e someone hit me up |
| Mu you beauty |
| That game is going to be huuuuge |
| Just to dump on retail, duh |
| NATO: Enters the conflict\n\n🥭: We’re handing it over to NATO, they want to do it, it’s their problem now not mine |
| I bought 0dte puts and calls so it's gonna go sideways for the rest of today. |
| Day 67 of the 2 weeks operation . |
| They'd be right to say it |
| SOXL back to 170 please |
| /r/birdswitharms |
| https://preview.redd.it/b81quyzbz32h1.jpeg?width=1374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d15cb2aea2c60e07a8b1a52d121d515dc8b75c5d |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Visible-Teaching-263 made a bet that SPY would go to 642.0 within **1 day** when it was 738.436 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Buying 12k worth of $30 SMCI calls ten days ago was not the move. Good thing they expire next March I guess. |
| SPY called me and begged for a deal. It's been hit very, very hard the last few days. No one's ever seen anything like it. SPY really took a helluva lotta damage. But we'll see. We're having very good talks right now. \n\nGet into the fuckin' 8's ya crazy bastard! |
| Don’t worry this is just 4D chess working |
| Memory and AI mentioned? Fuc it I’m in |
| Alot of days left this week. |
| I think they are Al saying that we correct down, strait opens and then we moon. Which seems like a very real possibility |
| I timed the bottom... by selling fml |
| Please j pow let the Soxs bag holders me many |
| KORU V incoming? |
| Instead of buying the NVIDIA dip you guys are here comparing each others weenies |
| wait so ur telling me war is actually a bear signal? |
| Guh incoming |
| you mean mango....y |
| bond market is volckermaxxing |
| Pigeon head sounds like a good insult. Can I procure this? |
| Margin called, can go back up now pleeeeease |
| # Sean Kingston (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ |
| My condolences |
| Red to green I’m calling it. Report back EOD and I may or may not have eaten lead for lunch. |
| some big is cooking for MU. institutions are buying today in big blocks. |
| Nope |
| fk it calls on sushi stock |
| WSB: 🌮! \n🥭: Well, now i‘m not doing it. |
| Puts at the bottom calls at the top |
| That’s quite funny |
| Welp I should’ve helped those SPX calls. Fuck me sideways and call me Nancy |
| Might as well save the other 50% |
| more sellers than buyers bro |
| unless its short squeezing ur fukd poet in general is fucked |
| Start doing heroin |
| Why are the mods removing a post about bond yields going higher? Suspicious |
| Yesterday was 100% the wrong day to buy MU weekly calls. |
| All in on VOOG and chill for 10 years |
| Please let this be the biggest V in history |
| Send us back! I want to go back the days of sleep over LAN parties, late night manhunt games, and Jones soda(without worrying about sugar content!) |
| lol what happened? |
| been buying calls for the last two weeks and market kept on dumping... switched to puts and market is looking to reverse!! FUCK MY LIFE |
| Seems everyone needs a bevvy during chaos cuz beverage stocks are up |
| Someone go fix it. |
| Spamming F5 on Truth Social |
| u/veryveryuniquename5 has so much game |
| V back to 740 |
| If held to maturity and if the government does not default then US treasuries aren’t risky\n\nSilicon Bank famously went bankrupt because they bought too many treasuries. Rates went up the market value of selling the treasuries today plummeted. The bank did not survive to hold the treasuries to maturity |
| Something something market irrational longer than you solvent something something |
| It's gonna be one hot summer. And it ain't even summer yet. Coooooooked |
| This retard wanted to be banned lmao |
| It actually is ? |
| It's very confusing. Nothing has made me a bigger agnostic than just reading the text(s) and comparing it to history, reality, etc. It's almost like most religious texts are completely fabricated and to give the laziest part of humanity a path to hold power over others. Anywho, believe in yourself, and try to emulate whatever theological character you think will bring the most peace to yourself and others. |
| Closed green again today up 12 percent with meta calls 2DTE |
| MSFT blinking like a Christmas bulb with bad wiring. |
| Stronger middle class in China than in the US. |
| I think they got all of the stop losses. What now? |
| Don Jr, is that you? |
| here come the v. buy the dip. you won't regret it. |
| But it's OK when it goes straight up for no reason?? SMH. \n\nBuy a CD if you can't take the pain. |
| Drinking game: anytime Trump says someone is horrible or terrible take a shot. It’s 11am and I’m already piss drunk. |
| Pleeeeeze let this be the real one |
| Only short-term ones are considered safe, long-term ones have more volatility. |
| Im taking a huge red one rn |
| Going to take a nap maybe when I wake up my port will look better 😭 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/FirstGenerAsian made a bet that NVDA would go to 730.0 within **1 week** when it was 221.069 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| NO LUBE TIME BEAR |
| diamond hands boys \n\nlet the weak sell |
| Aye yoooooooooooo big green dildo |
| 🐂 |
| # Sean Kingston |
| Why do you think they call it the "ball" room? |
| Thanks for the cheap calls bulls 🤑 |
| Nike? Man gtfo |
| Where we actually belong |
| MU jan 2027 $800 call is free money |
| Hey'yooo! Today is Google I/O'oooo! |
| My only regret is that I didn't buy more SQQQ. 😞 |
| Wonder if OP is ok |
| I’m speechless you use Robin the hood |
| am I retarded for buying calls on POEL |
| happy cake day |
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| I love volatility aaahhh |
| NVGooners |
| The ballroom is just cover for whats being built underneath it. |
| Day trading SPY can be like driving down a nice sunny road with a sign that says “there may or may not be land mines buried here” |
| Some of the price suppression on these stocks are hilarious. 10 mins of consistent incremental green candles and then one long red dildo if it gets too high |
| I'd buy some at just 6% |
| Yo I think this mango guy might not be the dealmaking economic genius he claimed to be\n\nWho could have guessed |
| Nike\nLol\nLmao, even |
| SELL EVERYTHING |
| A beef bowl set with a drink and soup is less then $5 at Sukiya. If fast food was actually that cheap in the US, I'd eat it more then once a month. |
| I'm depressed by META shares haven't jumped 200 points and made me rich |
| Nope theta wins yet again |
| puts lol I still have my NVDA puts for their earnings |
| Always has been |
| There's literally zero reason RKLB should be red right now. Zero fucking reason. So tired of this rigged fucking manipulation. |
| Ba’al room |
| alright, fine, fine, i’ll take my $3000 loss and short when it gets a little higher again. fine! |
| Aside from the whole market it seems |