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| Mango tweets like a chiraq hoodlum “ rob muller just died. Good,I’m glad” |
| This market is just a Kenny vs spenny episode |
| LMAO, get fucked, cuck. |
| I hope Netflix is firing everyone so my calls print |
| That any good for oil or nah? |
| I like how people are convinced its jover because there hasn't been a taco in 24 hours |
| War machines bounce this week, oil up, gold down and memes to the moon |
| yah i have been preparing by playing fallout4 |
| Just hold on guys |
| The ladyboy, not the fries |
| Market going up bigly!!!!! |
| Give it til next morning buddie |
| Sunday evening, red futures, Bers cranking their micro hogs dreaming of economic collapse to pump their micro ports. Sigh guess I’m loading up on calls again. |
| Says she wanna dance cause she likes the groove\n\nSo come on fatso and bust a move |
| $COST to 500 |
| Bols take a vacation! You will need that |
| that's baby powder |
| In all seriousness bulls, I don’t want you guys to loose your ports. I’m sure a lot of you have families that depend on you. Try not to do anything too crazy tomorrow. Sometimes it’s best to let the dust settle first. |
| LUNR at $16 with a $1 billion backlog and multiple positive news is insane to me |
| They all try to get out seeing that SKHY pump is their only chance |
| Just playing mfs we only buying until at least 2030 join the wave or get left. #GETRIGHTORGETLEFTAIISNOTABUBBLR |
| It's over. Get out while you still can. |
| LMAO BEARS |
| If you're talking about Koreans, you definitely won't make it trading... \n\nLMAO |
| Half of this sub.... |
| Futures lasted longer than McGregor |
| I want to buy calls but kinda unsure still. GLW as well. |
| $Cost and $skhyv printing this week. Trust me bro |
| Noice! I don't think I've ever changed mine since I opened my Reddit account. I'm more focused on high-quality shit posting. |
| Strait Closed: 🛢️ +0.01% \nStrait Open: 🛢️ -69% |
| Any news I need to be aware of I took the weekend off drinking. Do I need to put buy or sell orders for AI lmk |
| I ain’t trying to be attractive to you buddy |
| You don’t even own a home. You can’t take 1-2 months off lol bro get back in there and grind. |
| Stupid ppl deserve more empathy. \n\nBe nice to one another |
| Mitch saw that headline and said he's **built different**\n\nReddit had me convinced he was Weekend at Bernie's-ing |
| You’re doing financially better than 90% of Americans. Take a trip dawg. |
| 045 |
| BREAKING NEWS: THE DEAL IS SIGNED AND ACTIVE |
| Yes |
| A lot of good news in tech came out this weekend. Which worries me bc that means puts is the play |
| U say that, I think the nurses be restricting his access to the phoney-phone |
| Same game 9999th time yet bears still believing its ww3 |
| Today huh |
| Like 9/10 posters here are sure the TACO to green trend will hold, so I think your chances are better than you might think. |
| Sorry I meant \n\n아니요 |
| So glad I cashed out Friday, such obvious sloppy toppy action |
| so snip or snap for tomorrow? |
| hell no |
| KOREAAAAAAAAAA🫴🇰🇷 |
| Nope |
| Aww what’s wrong bulls? Did the wittle wed futures hurt your feewings? |
Eric Trump Has Lost 0 Million of Daddy’s Money Betting on Crypto "Just hold on guys, just hold." finance.yahoo.com |
| Shut up libtard |
| Too much bearish in here, we know what that means |
| lil ahh dip |
| Even my portfolio is 100% calls, I still like to spread FUDs. |
| Aight imma sleep, remember to be nice (except against bers) |
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| Not yet |
| 10k on goog is it printing |
| Cleveland fed is forecasting a drop in cpi |
| No |
| Down .36 so far … |
| We'll see how next few hours plays out if it's a slow ride down that's better then huge gap down and slow churn uo |
| A good 200k+ these days |
| C’mon Korea buy the dip! |
| Ameritarded name, I always assume it's like fomo but 3x leverage |
| I spent $10 on a 742p right before close. I know it’s not gonna hit. But what if? |
| Alexia play "fortune son" |
| The move to 750 on war was regarded. Retrace to 730’s. |
| This shit always happens and then some dumb "talks going well" shows up at like 5am and spy goes green - honestly just buy dips and sell rips |
| This market deserves everything coming to it. -.30% is a joke and everyone knows it. |
| Fellas Im starting to think the Strait aint open |
| Is Ed Zitron legit? |
| https://turbotax.intuit.com/tax-tips/investments-and-taxes/are-losses-on-a-roth-ira-tax-deductible/L4zMROLnP\n\nIt looks like you cannot tax harvest ur roth. Most people wait 2 earnings periods prior to buying a stock. If you have fomo and have to buy an ipo, try dollar cost avg, buy a little each month or each qtr over a year. |
| bers about to get a VIP meet and greet with Graham and McConnell |
| We've been in a bear market for a month now, probably switching it up here |
| Im actually losing my mind. Ive flipped out at 2 different drive thru workers. |
| Strait: Closed \nCasino: Closed \nAnoos: Open until further notice |
| Crack is whack, bub! |
| AI slop. Suicide king is the only one without a mustache. |
| If tbills fail/default you may as well withdraw all cash you own for fireplace tinder. |
| Trump must be giving them something in exchange |
| Just ladder short dated puts and get out when the momentum slows. Works both ways. Easy peasy. |
| Bull (me) is fk tomorrow and whole week. |
| Should be in the 400s where it belongs |
| I wouldnt take my PTO. It would be leave without any pay, which im fine with. Still selling covered calls on Google |
| It's a long-ass surgery and no guarantees! |
| MSFT will hit 405 today lol |
| Yeah, kind of what I'm expecting. Though intervention might make things worse on our end, but they gotta do on their end what's best for Japan. |
| Ha |
| Bulls looking at futures like OH NO GUESS I WILL NEVER RETIRE lmao meanwhile bears are about to eat at Olive Garden like kings |
| Time for Koreans to rescue us for once. |
| That's fucking crazy. I have a genetic condition that has much higher chance of aortic dissection so I'm terrified of it. |
| My main stock is 32000 shares of BBAI. I only do it within the week. I don't even have to use the Greeks.I try to stay away from being ITM. I know that if there's idiotic macro or geopolitical stuff (Iran) going on, it's not going to $4.00. \nThe one that bites me in the as is Palantir. I'll go way out of the money and the stock blows up on me ... |
| CPI data on Tues, PPI data on Weds will send SPY back to the 600s where it belongs |
| Wish I could sell my SPX puts (bought on friday close, expire tomorrow) right now. By 815 PM I guarantee somehow someway they are gonna be down |
| All for what? You probably fuk after that |
| What’s too TACO. Shit is a quagmire!!! |
| Gold firmly below 4K this week I bet |
| Lindsey died for this? |
| deep by 11am then all the sudden a peace deal headline by noon then higher into the close. shite is 100% rigged. |
| ts gonna make KOSPI dump even harder |
| Mitch filibustering death |
| I'm gonna need some extra premium, high-grade, copium to get me through the next couple days. |
| Koreans sitting on their hands before impending circuit-breaker. |
| Green by open, flat all day or slight red, red close and TACO Tuesday. |
| Simply wait for the right moment and short the fucking shit |
| Holy shi Einstein did you figure this out yourself? |
| KOSPI gonna send us to Mustafar |
| It’s about to go nuclear. |
| Friday was red |
| Do you know what sub you're on? |
| Bols so quiet now 😞 |
| B dubs for obvious reasons |
| > backed by tbills\n\nhmmm, that strategy may have worked in the past, but not terribly confident it will in the future.\n\nThere's no indication whatsoever that anybody in political power now has recognized that tickling in their throat is from the debt crawling up their ass. |
| President advised to wait |
| Bet it was the best nut he ever had |
| Expect BOJ to step in early |
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| Come on oil you can do better than that! +12% by morning. |
| tom brady is that you? |
| If that isn't retirement money, then sure, take a month off and burn all your PTO or whatnot and reset. It is definitely good for you if you can swing it. I'm 37 and i've taken some time off a few different times. |
| ur acting like he needs permission , he does w/eda fuck he wants |
| Thats just bullshit lmao. Im not isolating but as a 30 year old man I need distance |
| I know a guy who survived an aortic dissection. They chill you to near freezing, drain your blood and stop your heart, stitch your aorta back together, pump your blood back in and restart your heart. |
| Too thick. He also calls you Dumbinha. |
| So TACO monday before market opens like always right? |
| USDJPY is soaring, so I'm expecting another bloodbath from Asia tonight. |
| Banbet it |
| Statistically, DCA-ing into OTM SPY and QQQ call leaps do not lose money since 2009. |
| Woah that's a lot of sarcasm for a Sunday, let's tone it down a smidge |
| This should be him holding a Sharpie, you know like the hurricane maps he drew. |
| oil needs to be 80 or more and SPY needs to break 748 for this to be of any concern to bols. |
| !Remindme 3days |
| Green by axios headline. |
| Asians bout to send us to the shadow realm |
| Red at night…. |
| Never isolate from family. Repair your relationships with the family. You'll realize once your older that nobody gives a shit about you. Only your family loves you |
| So whats tomorows reason for being green? |
| bers really never learn do they |
| Likely |
| PINKY UP |
| Something less than 100% attractive about You lost your money lol posts, just fyi \n\nNever owned 🌽 just to be clear |
| Only way this goes down more than 1% is three fold, war continues and intensifies, cpi come in red hot, PPI comes in red hot. |
| Who holds puts over the weekend?! Masochists |
| Flat by open.\n\nGreen by close.\n\nAre you really expecting anything different? |
| USO call |
| Heck ya bro |
| Manbearbull fuk |
| This young Brazilian man who moved in next door, he is a yoga instructor and offered to give my wife FREE lessons! He said it’s on the house! He’s been giving my wife yoga lessons for about a month now and I’ve never seen my wife so happy and glowing! Happy wife happy life am I right ??? She always comes back so tired and sweaty! Her hair a mess! The Brazilian really works her good ! I’m so blessed to have this man!!! |
| FOMC this week Gonna wait for the fat dip |
| Thats a profitable boring mid yield dividend. Like KMB. |
| That’s pretty much everyone, including you |
| Netflix thread deems it blockbuster |
| It’s time to move out the nest egg and fly |
| You'd have to be completely fucking restarted. |
| Spy is hitting 717 by Wednesday close. Mark my FUCKING words |
| DXY ripping bois |
| 🥭 furiously calling Iran 🇮🇷 to see if he can tweet out Hormuz open hours |
| Goog finna pay this week my only warning 🗣 |
| I think I miss something… |
| More then that here in NJ. It jumped almost 50c in a week. Probably back over $4 this week |
| Way ahead of most buddy. Quit you job and take some time for yourself. |
| Futes are stupid and not real tho |
| I'm dying, LMAO |
| Im 30 years old with 225k saved up but its finally starting to drain me emotionally. My parents and I are finally starting to grow apart, also, hate my siblings bro , just FUCK. its time to move apart. I love my mother so much though |
| Fam, I'm also 30 and currently have $150 in my bank account. Calm tf down. |
| Tankers rerouting through Ber anus, its always open |
| ASTS, LUNR, and RKLB |
| Ok big baby |
| No LMAO they suffer in silence ,🤌 |
| Well it is better than being a bitch that talks endless shit when things are going your way and then vanishes the moment it goes the other. |
| My MRVL bags are beginning to get heavy |
| last 4 mondays we had -0,5% first 1-5 hours, into V. |
| Has 20 million dollars and shitposts on Reddit for fun. Dude go get some hookers and blow or some shit. Saddest shit I’ve ever seen (if true) lmao. |
| Imagine being one of the mfers who still have most of their net worth in 🌽 \n\n😂🫵 |
| Pattern recognition is illusory. Look at the stars. See Orion? Entirely random. Listen to random shuffle playlists? Randomness algo is tweaked because true rando will sometimes play the same thing three times in succession. |
| Oh great one, my understanding thy language is small, may you interpret your message to me so I can understand it better and act out your command… or shall I take this literal? |
| market bleeding out like an aortic rupture in honor of his descent down below |
| Pro tip: don’t rupture your aorta |
| 8:15pm tonight if you have SPX or XSP 🫵🤡 |
| I saw that face and almost wake up the baby laughing in 2am |
| #Someone post the hotline for the over leveraged bulls who will get wiped out by a 2% downwards move |
| Ive been raging at fucking everything. Im not sure whats going on. I have 225k saved up. 30 years on earth and dont own a home. I think im taking 1 or 2 months off work and just getting away |
| I dunno, I think we may actually open red |
| nice lil liquidation to purchase futes\n\nhigher |
| so who fuk? |
| Dump EWY and buy SKHY? Serious question? |
| Futes are literally higher than Friday’s lowest point |
| Is that the nuclear dust? |
| Damn |
| Good luck to you. I’m not giving any financial advice but 760 SPY 0DTE I heard is the way to make a fortune or go broke seriously fast. Black or Red. \n\nI am all in on puts so need the brokers think you are easy money. |
| Taco when? |
| If red pre market, green at open. If green pre market , super green at open |
| All the bols will be gone tomorrow for a long time! |
| So collect the premium and let your shares get assigned? |
| this McConnell pictures is one of the worse photoshop pics i've ever seen. bro looks 100% incapciated and his wife just holds him up as if ht ewas even alive. |
| I’ve seen this play out so many times, green by open |
| SMCI |
| I did buy some lotto QQQ puts on friday. However, given the amount of times ive seen this exact red to green sunday-monday move, i don't have confidence. |
| Serious question how do we copy these trades in real time? |
| period blood futes |
| \+3% day |
| Bols celebrate when green. Also celebrate when red and make fun of bers even when they are losing money. |
| Its either gets really green from here or really really red |
| Ban |
| There you bols go, get fked |
| looks kinda reddish to me 💅 |
| Puts on this guys life expectancy |
| The really butchered all of them. Madhouse or some other studio should make a remake. |
| Please open at -3% so I can re-enter calls and lovingly jork it for exiting them on Friday. |
| Just you wait |
| nuclear armageddon |
| SPY 680 |
| Special thanks to Ukraine for fucking the oil market. |
| what a waste of good cocaine |
| Visual representation of any stock I touch reversing the other way and battering me |
| Until we get below 7500 it's just noise and we still melt up tomorrow. If Wmwe really tank to 7450 then shit gets real for the bears |
| You honestly think this sub is just to help people make money? 🤣🤣🤣 I’m on here to shitpost and have fun. But I guess living pay check to paycheck wondering how you’re going to make rent isn’t very fun is it? 😂😂😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/p6urygebivch1.png?width=377&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd7b3d98222635e2c40c926acba12aae10222e98 |
| Oh he gave him more than the tip that freak |
| Sorry buls where did you go futures deep red😂 |
| BB <3 |
| \-$2 on SPY maybe |
| A genius would be holding puts rn |
| My birthday is one month from today what yall getting me |
| Bers gonna be mad when Asians buy the dip |
| Not really something that remains a condition for long. |
| Have them and they went from 15% gainers last Monday to down 2% by Friday. Earnings should be a blowout. The raise will be epic |
| #CNBC: Futures up 1.5% as Investors look past the US-Iran War |
| You’re gonna wanna go all in on Procter & Gamble calls to ride the Midwest shitwave driving demand for products like Charmin |
| A corrupt president as dad |
| MARKETS AT LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE JULY 10TH 11:45 AM EST. BERS WERE RIGHT IT'S SO JOEVER 😭😭😭 |
| Have both calls and puts so just hoping for a big move in one direction |
| amen brotha |
| \-99%, The Great Recession began |
| Was Lindsey Graham Axios’ source? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ig8urxt2ivch1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ea4e6b49b90b5a2685e6d23ef65f44eacaa1b6e |
| Im not a bol at these levels, retard. Learn to fucking read. |
| Until a drone smashes into a tanker. |
| -2 by open? |
| It seems they are literally in denial of reality |
| Strait is 🏳️🌈? |
| 17 nice! |
| 🐞 what color is that, retard? |
| Nothing but lies |
| SPCX |
| Googl calls. Earnings on the way and this is the way. |
| Futes futing but in the wrong futection |
| Why bers always come out Sunday pre-futes but disappear by open? |
| # There will be "bedlam" |
| Any final words, “bulls”? |
| Yes |
| He is in hiding. For someone who supposedly took a bullet he sure is a chicken shit. |
| Yeah and you post here retard. So you are definitely part of the problem. |
| market crashing. trust the plan? |
| SpaceX. Pumped by bulls, crashes shortly after. |
| lots of bull copium around i see |
| I bought msft at 480 and sold at 385 |
| Uh oh bols |
| I demand a green day in honor of the ladybug! |
| real quick too |
| I see a strong chance for ath this week if SPY holds above 752 |
| Aaaaand now your Futes are drilling |
| 7600 is a rock wall |
| It really do be the Chinese century |
| on wsb it's shitposting, not misinformation |
| Futures cyan blue |
| Opening candle was not low volume at all |
| Things seem to be escalating bigly this time |
| Lmao, more than 20 million in retirement and still on this sub? It’s a fair question imo 😂 |
| Green by open. |
| Russian oil crisis now on the list |
| Someone go wake up 🌮. I think his a$$ overslept and forgot to turn the ceasefire back on. |
| “Bulls are fuc” says the bears who have spent the past many months getting their assholes rearranged |
| 🥭 having a full on meltdown while the market is red tomorrow would be the cherry on top |
| Us central command: The Strait of Hormuz is open to all vessels seeking to lawfully transit the international waterway. U.S. forces are positioned and prepared to ensure that freedom of navigation remains available despite unwarranted Iranian aggression, harassment, threats, and arbitrary declarations. Iran does not control the strait. Traffic is flowing. |
| i have no open options positions, i feel like a genius! cant wait to lose it all anyway this week |
| Looks like your calls putted and your puts called. |
| Everyone think we gonna dump so we going to pump, tale as old as time |
| 2 weeks ago |
| Holy shit oil |
| Bears’ lack of pattern recognition is astounding |
| Berkshire |
| Iran get it's internet back?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/l7yh7nqphvch1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ad863770abf206adfe7597011ca2e216832a23 |
| Green by open |
| Hey guys I have 40k life savings and I’ve never even heard about the stock market until a week ago, my buddy Brian says I can double or triple my money in just a couple trades. Brains a solid dude and he doesn’t lie. I’m not willing to put in any work what so ever, I need someone to tell me what to buy when to buy and when to sell. Brain was telling me to buy something called a “ODTE” whatever the fu k that is! He said buy far as possible expiry. Any tips ? I’ve got my money transferring now, going to make so much money tomorrow!! |
| Just buy call puts bro. 🤙🏾 |
| Thank god the casinos are opening again |
| Bers celebrating a -.4% futes open? God this sub has never been more gay and wrong. |
| This is the first weekend in a long time I’m not holding anything and it’s refreshing |
| I love spreading misinformation |
| When MU hit 1200 |
| You guys think the next rotation of Bulls on wsb will have a port that lasts more than 6 months? |
| 🌈🐻 🐻 lost a real one this weekend. |
| Futures not seen at prices since Friday 12:00 |
| This rigged market will show its true colors tomorrow. Deep Red |
| Futures down 6%. We are cooked. Its over.\n |
| Thanks. I know the whole "believe it or not, calls" is a meme but its actually been printing more than not for a couple of months now. |
| Hahahaha fantastic answer |
| GUYS IT MIGHT BE RED NOW BUT WILL TURN PINK N END GREEN ALSO WE GOT THE HEAT WE CANT BE BEAT |
| Ber already booking rectal Yoga session to prepare for tomorrow morning |
| Largest escalation in the Middle East since the war started - Iran launching cruise missiles at ships the straight futes -0.25% 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Some delusional motion was taking about a -10% drop. Iran does not have the fire power to close the straight of hormuz any longer |
| This you in the chair?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/gg2onu6jhvch1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9e3ce2506094d95e45c552de250683078c9dee |
| # I only respecc the Oil bols. Retail semi and memory bols are part of the problem with their fomo chasing 🤡 |
| Never sell then sell |
| If that happens I'm putting 20k into 0dte spx calls in overnight |
| You shoulda bought puts once it had gone up. It might stay sideways for a little while. But i think it should go down, however markets are irrational, so it might pump back up before it goes lower. |
| The only thing that could save my port |
| Gonna try changing my candlestick chart background using the colors in that 2nd chart. That poo poo brown for some reason looks easy on the eyes lol. |
| they’re also a pretty different business from when they backed under a completely different leadership team. Noto is damn near a founder with how different sofi I is now to when it was founded. |
| We're gonna drill tomorrow |
| Ha! 🌮 going to 🌮 your 🥗. |
| Selling fds when volatility is up on stocks you already own can be quite good |
| Lmao I know a lot of redditors will get their panties in a twist over this, but it's simply funny |
| 25k I'll probably 10x atleast |
| Why? |
| Sorry bois |
| Wells Fargo and BOA are good for bonus churning that’s about it. |
| MSFT |
| ber anoos in danger as always |
| Always thought he had it coming after jilting her for that dreary hippie chick\n\nAlso best hour of television ever? I watched completely without spoilers, and the feeling that there's something slightly off about the musicians in the gallery is real. Not something you see with hindsight |
| At first I had to stay up until American futures. Now I have to stay up until Korean markets open. Sleep deprivation is in full force. |
| Futes -3% pls |
| LOL |
| Remember boys\n\nFutes are fake and Lindsay Graham 🌈 |
| https://preview.redd.it/p0sdb3c9hvch1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe48e7a05afa30effffcbe38f9b56836d25b09a |
| Hyperliquid deez nuts buddy |
| Futes rippin |
| Zoom in\n\n🤣 |
| Write covered calls, stock will immediately go back to $20 |
| AI declared illegal a few mins ago |
| Truth |
| Off like 4 minutes of low volume |
| not even a dip. we're closing at ath. |
| 2018 bowman chrome batting blue psa 10 |
| Not even a quarter of a percent? What is this, a pullback for ants? |
| Bols are fucked |
| America |
| Yup green by open every day of the week |
| Is there a subreddit for this specific genre? I just want to know so I never go there. |
| Mag may continue to rise into earnings week (next week). |
| No it’s not both Sandisk and MU are down and going lower |
| # Alright Korea, OBLITERATE this market. ❤️🇰🇷 |
| Rumor is ... he gave a tip to his daughter too .... if you know ... |
| Im not disagreeing with you but look at the fundamentals of the company does it seem like a company headed towards long-term failure at all right now ? years of a rule of 40 score in the 60s and 70s. Really high member revenue and probability growth all while giving way better value to the customer and that’s the reason they’re winning. Again I can’t disagree with numbers, but there are companies that come onto the market as SPACS then do well. |
| Noo welp there gose my house |
| #PAGING AXIOS'S Barak Ravid BRO SEND IT |
| More flat |
| Lfg. Skhy 🚀 |
| Bulls getting ground into hamburger meat |
| Wendy’s |
| Let’s be honest. Iran isn’t a serious country. It’s kinda one of those joke countries. This should not be impacting my niche semiconductor holdings |
| I'm a bull, an oil bull 😤 |
| Only -20 points from Strait reclosure means it was priced in. Just a mini dip for show. |
| still mad over the tokyo ghoul adaptation |
| Kwar wears the uncoolest glasses\n\nPuts |
| Barron has puts, sorry |
| Man wants to see blood one way or another |
| Unfortunately I love to get F’D up. I try to convince myself I like being sober but it’s all a cope 😕🙁 I love to be sedated, then I can’t feel the pain of my portfolio! 💼 |
| so basically whole space sector |
| Dude’s a legend. Deserves our respect and maybe to be appointed “wsb regarded of the month” |
| went to mcdonald today and holy fuck what a sad dog shite restaurant. cant even get a refill or napkins without asking some NPC worker. |
| Calls it is |
| Anyone that I buy |
| Every anon betting on the next GME |
| Oil futes kinda ripping tho |
| Make this the new mascot and I’d eat out Wendy’s daily. |
| Fuck |
| Tomorrow gonna be a bul mass extinction event |
| LMAO SANDISK IS GREEN ON HYPERLIQUID… BEARS???? |
| I don’t carry options over the weekend when event risk is high - but your positions are probably so minuscule you don’t care if you lose it all or not. |
| KOSPI will have its 1st open since Hynix debuted. Will push US green heard it here first. |
| LMAO SANDISK IS GREEN ON HYPERLIQUID… BEARS???? |
| Kospi to crash completely this week and next. Bol funeral shortly after |
| RKLB because we were just minding our own business, enjoying life. Then the bulls tossed us real fkn high and we fell down hard |
| Bol cope at ATH! \n\nLMAO |
| IT'S OVER, SELL EVEYTHING WE'RE GOING TO ZERO |
| Im lost what's happening my calls cooked? |
| i need at least spy to correct -10% so i can break even, pls dump it |
| I put $45 on Count Binface to win the by-election at Clacton. The payoff is 10-1. Go Count Binface! |
| “Buls r fuk” and you go check and we down like 0.2% |
| brilliant!\n\nLFG!! 🚀🌕[](https://emojidb.org/rocket-moon-emojis) |
| Nothin like some OXY 50s for a little pick me up |
| Bols happy we are only down 0.25% not realizing that gives the Koreans and euro poors the opportunity to sell all night instead of buying into a 2% gap lmao |
| Your cuck father is poor. Get bent and get fucked, cuck. |
| That's the report? Shouldn't be flying back and forth to UKR in that condition. |
| Flat as earth green by open |
| Because missiles go boom on oil |
| Market is cooked worse than a US base |
| Are you just making up words |
| FULL PORT\n\nMEMORY \n\nON OPEN |
| #RED FUTES OR IMA BEAT MY MEAT TWICE AS HARD |
| Believe it or not, calls. |
| #bols really thought with their micro 🧠 |
| Charlie Kirks last words 🙏 |
| Possibly going to Mordor when Kospi opens |
| OOOOOFFF |
| Damn I was close, off by .08\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/yPTqrD9LH3 |
| “Daddy, I love my suitcase!”\n\n(It’s another suitcase filled with money) |
| I don't know how to say it but... why does Trump look like Biden in this? |
| 🫵🤡 |
| Easy oil fade and futes melt up what else is new |
| Shit I had SPX calls |
| 🤣🤣🤣 you even type poor |
| Uhh fuck |
| What is this a 📉for 🐜? |
| Futures slowly fading |
| I wish. Gives me a chance to load up on more calls |
| Only Axios can save me here |
| Down we go just like your calls |
| breaking news: kospi opens in a couple of hours |
| Yes |
| Nothing ever happens! |
| so fucking tired of this |
| # Red wedding. |
| It's telling when you people can't actually provide any logical counterpoint. |
| Mushroom tip |
| Put is looking good\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/7wwmfmskgvch1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bad0555c2ff8324d074e9c0cac1b01ca9b3429a2 |
| Exactly |
| Koreans going to send memory -15% |
| Holy fuck -.21% circuit breaker incoming \n\nStupid ass bers 🤣🤣🤣🫵🫵🫵🫵 |
| Fuckkkkk. Asts |
| Man, hitting yourself in the shin with a driver really reminds you about all the tech we've developed to make that thing really capable of whacking stuff. |
| I’m bankrupt 🥴🥴🥴 |
| Oil gap up 3,5% on open and bols are like 'nah everything is fine'\n\nBig money into oil again, shit ain't looking good\n\n |
| if SPY would have done this during power hour on Friday I would be RICH |
| “What is this? A crash for ants” comments are starting to populate🤡 |
| Are bers fukt or bols fukt? |
| And they're red, LMAO |
| Y’all don’t know what flat is lol |
| holding steady when there's some expectation for a possible rate increase is like an "expectations cut". same as a rate cut basically. |
| Is that what you whisper to yourself as the line goes down? |
| awe beans 🫘 |
| The market is wrong and I’m fine with accumulating cheaper lol |
| Your calls are fucked cope harder when Spy hits 745 tomorrow |
| What #? |
| Not possible. 90% of my net worth is long common stocks not buying extremely OTM calls. |
| Looking at ZETA chart guessing you bought high sold at a loss, ofc your fomo investing strategy made you lose money you neanderthal. |
| train wreck vibes |
| SANDISK ON FIRE! ALL THE BEARS ARE TERRIFIED! |
| BOLS CELEBRATING A WHOLE 4 MINUTES INTO FUTES 🤡 😂 |
| Oh no\n\nAnyway |
| Redder than a baboons ass tomorrow |
| He's a petulant child. |
| Pl. space x buyi g planet labs PL tomorrow |
| STAYC GIRL IT GOING DOWNNNNNNN |
| https://preview.redd.it/vg0ojct8gvch1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c90ee29af7e227a18739832ce5e0d680c87da2be\n\n \nMaybe this |
| I'll be putting some little pups in her, boomer scum. And you will watch! 🤡 |
| I wonder if he loves Baron as hard or as intensely as he did young Ivanka? |
| Oil up 3%. Probably a fade. |
| Market is on fumes |
| I agree. Why is it raining downvotes? 🙁 |
| https://preview.redd.it/sk1r9qc7gvch1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=4af380eeecc5012d0eb3a558849e0edafe4429f2\n\n |
| Futes are going to flip lmao. So much for all the doom and gloom |
| Not the only thing pumping |
| Calm down buddy |
| Red futes\n\nGreen open, sweet |
| https://preview.redd.it/ujmmtmy4gvch1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=3331e7280fd3de57c5bc180f4490c982583d4e09\n\n |
| Put your boobs on\n\nPut your boobs on\n\nPut your boobs on\n\n\nShake, shake |
| Ok lil pup |
| Chart says “money fund” on top breh. |
| Thanks brother have a great Sunday night |
| brent 100 by afternoon plsssss |
| Aortic dissection? Yea, that’ll do it. |
| Geopolitics are too complicated anyway |
| WSB ETF would be through the roof right about now |
| Gap in my portfolio balance i meant |
| Messi is geh and has a micro pp. \n\nArgentina can suck nuts. |
| If BitCorn is green over the weekend, SPY is going to the moon |
| There we go! Time to flush everytbing down the shitter. Only then can we rise again. |
| Tomorrow I'll fuck your mom and make you watch bud. |
| waiting on that news |
| We’re gonna be green as fuck this week. Market can’t be down on news about tensions with Iran when Iran doesn’t exist anymore |
| https://preview.redd.it/0jjz61g1gvch1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bf483d4992e6bbf3d6d2d664311d8c895ef3be5\n\n |
| Why |
| Oil mooooning |
| Bols are fukt |
| Just because you’re poor, fat, ugly, and alone doesn’t mean you have to be rude |
| Some of you are autism masking. \nI'm autism maxing. |
| Looks boring so far |
| Numbers moving again, all is well |
| https://preview.redd.it/3pbhjssxfvch1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e282fc11f5c5ab98a6d6c4a20a23f24e721f544\n\n |
| No one cares about BTC. It's now detached from the market. Plus its still up in the past 24 hours in my currency, despite bombing. |
| What is this? A crash for ants? |
| Tit |
| ANOTHER weekend where bers circle jerked to Iran only to be disappointed by futes. WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING 😂😂 |
| He gave me the fuzz. |
| Actually? Lol |
| #Weekend Dow was exactly right once again. It was down -0.2% which is where exactly futes opened LMAO🤌 |
| hope all you guys who said hyperliquid lacks volume to be accurate feel dumb now. was off by like 50 cents for oil |
| My puts are still indeed fucked |
| Calls it is |
| Been a honor 🫡 |
| RIP futes -3% |
| Yo Argentina can straight get fucked. We don’t need more of this shit. I’ll take Harry fucking Kane. Good lord. Messi is the 🐐but do we really need this again FIFA. Maybe this is where 🇺🇸 rallies behind the French as they once did with us against the Brits.\n\nYea I’m liking this. FUCK THE RED COATS. |
| Buy long 20x SKHY at $171 what’s the prediction tomorrow? |
| Yeah I won't bother you coz you are not alpha enough for me |
| Futes rushing to buy that dip and saying fuck that strait |
| Every bear post about a massive drop has multiple comments and 10 upvotes. Check it out. |
| You keep glossing over my argument about them not knowing *better than wall street*. Obviously they have some clue, just as the rest of us do with all the publicly available info out there. But being a worker bee in a giant corporation doesn't give you actionable insider info unless you're involved in assembling the financial report before it's released. I'm speaking as a smart person working at a giant public corporation. I can't tell you if the stock is undervalued or overvalued just from my relatively microscopic viewpoint as a cog in the machine. My team and everyone we work with could be doing amazing, but our efforts would be insignificant compared to market forces and the rest of the company's work. Trading based on my perspective would be foolish. |
| FLAT\n\nLMFAOOOOOOOOOO BEARS |
| Cooked |
| \-0.25%? That's practically green |
| What the fuck just happened to oil |
| Futes flat. |
| considering his recent comment he might be willing to give Baron another kind of tip |
| # Kill the futes. |
| Ber is fucked |
| #Ber ran their mouths all weekend about Hormoz strait for nothing LMAO🤌 |
| They are full of stars 🤩 |
| QQQ will end up +1% tomorrow right? |
| Selling for a loss on Friday was better than selling for a loss tomorrow. |
| Gold with the immediate crater. Who could have seen that coming. |
| You have to put it on deez |
| Oooof |
| Cope |
| It's a pretty good week for those of us that like fake tits. Sounds like Kristi Noem's husband is back on the market. |
| Gap down for ants |
| I’d dip my French fry in her chocolate frosty |
| #Futes flat just as I predicted LMAO🤌 |
| He calls him daddy |
| Flat at market open so big money can get out unscathed then whatever happens after that who knows |
| Asts’nnnnnn. Pls. Asts |
| Ohh so thats why wendy's stock was pumping lately |
| \*EXPLOSIONS IN KHANDAB, QESHM ISLAND, BANDAR ABBAS, JASK, SIRIK, BANDAR KANGAN, BUSHEHR, HENGAM ISLAND, CHABAHAR, MINAB.\n\n\*CNN: WITHIN PAST HOUR, IRGC FIRED AT COMMERCIAL SHIPPING |
| Gentlemen, it’s time |
| happy futures opening everyone, whiner here |
| so..calls? |
| Open slightly red, KOSPI and Europoors take us to decent red and then flat at open and then gigantic green candle after peace talks during market hours to end up bigly green |
| OH MY GOD .... these futes.. these futes.. OMFG.. they open in 1min. |
| i believe this market gives 0 fck about this war |
| Upcoming earnings (updated):\n\n* **Tesla (TSLA):** Wednesday, July 22, 2026\n* **SK Hynix (000660.KS / SKHY):** Wednesday, July 22, 2026\n* **Alphabet (GOOGL):** Thursday, July 23, 2026\n* **Microsoft (MSFT):** Wednesday, July 29, 2026\n* **Meta (META):** Wednesday, July 29, 2026\n* **Apple (AAPL):** Thursday, July 30, 2026\n* **Samsung (005930.KS):** Thursday, July 30, 2026\n* **Amazon (AMZN):** Thursday, July 30, 2026\n\nHolding MU and DRAM all the way through this window. \nAssuming capex guidance continues to grow, memory / chips should see another run up. |
| Why are you on WSB still you fucking loser |
| Probably fubared |
| #For every 0.1% that SPY drops, individual stocks will drop 1% LMAO🤌 |
| Can someone explain me what is sentiment chart ? |
| Gotta fact check here. It’s common knowledge the man has a small cock |
| 1.5% gap up for those who believe 🇺🇲 |
| And then.... |
| Seconds left, where’s the tweet about peacefire |
| indicating bout -0.25% |
| 1 min til the chat is filled with whining |
| What tips he gettin? |
| If it happens, then SPX calls in premarket |
| 2 miles I walk every morning |
| bers prepare and spread your cheeks |
| Have they not turned off your internet yet? 🤣🤣🤣 |
| https://preview.redd.it/gyn2rgpcfvch1.jpeg?width=1402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc3b9329dfaa88637f2e26bc1e60639fba7d585b |
| In the usual amerifat bubble tho. \n\nTrust me, if your original post is an attempt at English English, you lost. Badly. |
| I don't believe you |
| Ran 2 miles at a 37 minute pace, benched the bar twice, and did 10 bicep curls with 10 pound dumbbells. I would NOT want to mess with me today unless you want to see what pissing off an alpha male looks like |
| Its annoying how the market has been so irrational that bull arguments have generally devolved into “stock goes up” |
| Please no more boring ass flat Green Days I beg |
| You should be the richest person on wsb the amount of times you’ve bought the dip |
| What would happen if people just stopped buying useless sh\*t to fill their boring lives? Guess we’ll never know. |
| Is it fucking over? |
| Puts tomorrow. A continued bombing in Graham's honor. Then calls for TACO Tuesday. |
| >bot aware\n\nlol nice, we should all be more bot aware |
| Gap up loading |
| Because no company does great forever and fortunes like this can turn on a dime. \nThe chipmakers now are constrained by the laws of physics, and are restricted to using helium because of the size of the molecule and there is no substitute. \nSooner or later, someone is going to mention either “order cancelled” or “helium” where they simply can’t sell or can’t make the products to sell on an earnings call and the stock drops 50% in minutes. |
| Life starts in 2 minutes |
| Pls buy PL. planet. LABS. N ticket lab while ur sat it |
| CNN: IRGC FIRES ON ANOTHER COMMERCIAL VESSEL WITHIN LAST HOUR |
| 3% gap down inshallah habibi |
| Can you explain the insane difference in valuation for these two? |
| Well maybe focus on finding more hobbies? You can do those from home and hopefully provide more excitement and entertainment in life. I really delved into cooking during covid and loved learning how to use new ingredients and cultural styles out there. |
| I don’t have any positions over the weekend, well as long as you don’t count my 8 figure retirement accounts |
| Plz no peace missle announcement until after about 9:45 so I have to to buy some calls. |
| The IRS tries to pay me off because they owe me so much every year after losses |
| futes opening in 5mins? BTC instant drill |
| Weekend is for hoping and impatience. Week days are for crying. |
| I wish I had a Dad too. |
| That boomer motherfucker is a cuck. |
| Can we please stop acting like 🌮 ain’t going to 🌮. It’s calls homies. Always was… |
| Rolling ipo calls for an entire month on the first 30 days of spacex trading is hands down the most retarded thing ive seen here |
| Balls on the United States of Isreal |
| No me |
| So it can fluctuate between 15 and 30 for eternity? No thanks |
| Yup whatever cope you need to convince yourself this is a good thing. |
| Because HOOD will give him too much winnings. MSFT will ensure he doesnt OD by shaving some of thr gains |
| guess no taco before futes open gg |
| Glad one of you ain’t absolutely delusional |
| They stopped for a few days. They've been going off more than not the past few months. It's not about what is happening it's about what people expect to happen. And people expect trump to fold. Retard. |
| Like 200 shares |
| God is elsewhere, unbothered by his most abhorrent creation |
| 5 min for futures and oil is jumping off a cliff |
| Except hes a nazi and full of girth |
| everyone bullies his kids for having insider information on cup cakes. 🙁 |
| Ha! I’ve traveled all over the globe but leave it to captain colonizer to tell me I’m parochial… |
| 10 mins before “CONGRATS TO ALL DIP BUYERS AND BULLS” |
| Buy SOFI |
| 5 minutes until we know who fuk tomorrow \n\nLMAO |
| Every bear post has 5 comments and 10 upvotes. Not sure what you're seeing. |
| Alright another analogy: failed breaks on a car running at 100 mph |
| Bols majorly fukd (I am a bol) |
| No peace deal or talks announcements before futures open has me concerned |
| Weekend Dow shows futures down 0.27% |
| See you at Wendy's next week, and don't forget to sprinkle the salt while the fries are hot please. Jokes aside, this post is highly biased and structurally inaccurate, and you just can't apply btc technical logic to NASDAQ etc. I'd be taking some profits and free up some cash atm. |
| “Gentleman let’s get some money in here, let’s make some money what do you say!” |
| Has Axios announced a new peace deal in the last 3000 years yet? |
| His satck |
| Will know in 7 min |
| Perabulls time to spread those legs you didn’t any mango tweets |
| The markets pricing in the eventual deacceleration of revenue. Nvda has to prove it can continue growing beyond 2028 |
| I’m gonna jam my foot in ur ass |
| Microhard is making me soft |
| 21 ships passed through in the past 24 hours. Near recent averages.\n\n |
| what do yall think future open will be? Up or down? |
| I’d colonize half those bitches and rotate my daily gooning hole |
| I don’t have a magic 8-ball. What are the futures showing? |
| Staring at phone for the next 6 days |
| # Once oil shocks are realized:\n\n* No deal 🥵\n* Not even a concept 🤔\n* Not even a little bit 😢👉👈 |
| Get real? Why MSFT? |
| Earnings season soon ❤️ |
| Not to be a Debbie downer but when elevator cables are did an inertia brake ensures it doesn't fall to the ground. This was demonstrated at the world's fair when they first came out. \n\nA better analogy would be that elevator from the movie Speed, only they don't get the passengers out in time. |
| 🌽 drilling goodbye perma bull |
| Did he taco yet? |
| Happy birthday |
| calls on ai |
| Were more pumped up for Futues then the actual open. Calls |
| Ok that's one SPAC that did really well (wasn't even a Chamath SPAC) de-SPACs have a documented 90%+ failure rate. |
| So you're making fun of down syndrome now? Wtf dude |
| 9 minutes until my life has meaning again |
| Banks have the opportunity to do the funniest thing Tuesday |
| No deal tomorrow. But, I’m calling a “deal” or ceasefire to come in on Tuesday because he knows about TACO Tuesday. |
| Spend it before you make it bro, just like Elon. |
| Muchas Gracias |
| Simply walk into a Chipotle anywhere and order a burrito. \n\n\nIf you are not disgusted by the filthy environment, disappointed in the crackheads serving you and don't mind over paying for the same cold half cooked food they've been serving since the 90's then by all means invest. |
| Have you tried knowing information before it's made public? That's now they do it and it works everytime. \n |
| Another week is upon us, so as usual Ber r Fuk. |
| Working out how rich im going to be is almost as fun as actually making any money. |
| You guys are the best worst thing in my life. |
| T R A D E R |
| The Pearl Harbor thing? |
| Going balls deep in HOOD and MSFT weekly calls |
| Who is more regarded, this commenter or the people upvoting? |
| They need to get a room. They're secretly gay for each other. |
| In case of severe market stress, WSB stands ready to deploy dozens of Dollars to stabilize financial conditions |
| Lol fr they start praging to their daddy musk or their papa jensen or to the koreans to save their ports. |
| Vertiv was a SPAC look at it now setting a new precedent |
| 😃😃😃 |
| She will blow him to death once they tie the knot.\n |
| It must be rough being a bear. You ever think how much money you would made being a bull? |
| therapists are all undereducated chodes. no the problem is not my abandonment issues it's the saturnian occult that controls the monetary system. |
| This means nothing to me. And speaking as an Englishman I think your perception of the place is pretty fucked up. Stick to baseball |
| no news on a deal before futes because nobody cares btw |
| Me being from the Islamic Republic of Japan, I feel very offended by 🥭 remark |
| 🤠🤠🤠 |
| Yay! Thanks and regards. |
| Tomorrow or Tuesday |
| Following on this |
| Im worn the fuck out, prob be sleeping at 8pm |
| We better not dipping this week, I already spent everything on last week's dip |
| My flag at full mast for lindsey Graham. |
| Priced in |
| 😃😃😃 |
| If you want sympathy look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.\n\n\nJ/k happy cake day |
| Damn, generational wealth right there |
| corn dying ahead of futures open, pls keep dying so saylor blows up |
| Damn shame |
| Signs point to no.. |
| Are the missiles being aimed at Bers or Bols |
| Earnings outweighs everything else |
| I wanna go giga long meta or reddit and retire from gambling |
| Good luck. If you make a buck with this strategy get out right away. |
| Happy birthday |
| Lots of them are grifter/bot accounts. This sub has 20m subscribers and a fertile ground to conduct opinion shaping operations and foment fomo. |
| Market clearly bottomed in March |
| Sam and Elon having internet piss fights over who’s the biggest scammer really highlights how lame our rich people are. I never had any illusions over them always being shit, but they once at least tried to have some appearance of competency. |
| Happy cake hay |
| They're desperate |
| Yes, there's always a ceasefire while they're reloading. |
| all of them |
| low key cray-cray how nothing matters anymore |
| Sounds bullish. |
| Woah |
| why is everyone bullish? |
| If only we had that DAMN Almanac, like Biff Tannin did... |
| It barely dropped. Still up many %. Time is on your side. |
| Tomorrow I'll spend another day working for a soul sucking jerk praying my calls print.\n\n\nHint: they won't, and even if they did I'm too cheap for it to make any impact. |
| Spy will hit $760 this week 100% |
| Bombs are going off retard |
| if only he were so innocent and full of mirth |
| I like showering before bed so I can stroke my fuzzy butthole guilt free. |
| Country filled with terrorizers: more believable than our own country. \n\nCalls it is. |
| I said ITS CAKE DAY damn you. |
| "Im thinking, what the hell are they doing up there?" The president responding to questions of ceiling repairs. |
| They all belong in GITMO |
| yes |
| Last thing I’m gonna say, yes it is gooner adjacent. The natural figures on some Ethiopian women, Jesus Christ. Puts bbls to shame.\n\nI’ve said my piece. |
| How many accounts do you have that you posted this with trying to get your puts to print? |
| Grim reaper is on a TEAR right now. |
| Last time I sold when he said US was going to invade Kharg Island, I missed a fat rip like 4 hours later. I'm not sure how people are so convinced this time is different |
| Yea I have DID and those are some of my different alters. Some others are black and muslim too |
| Honestly, it can't be any harder than beating Mega Man 2 |
| Gas is up 15% in two days |
| What about Bubba? |
| this is literally my first post on this sub, are you sure you're not the retarded one? |
| Talks with crazy bastards are going well |
| 6pm strikes |
| Accountability strikes |
| the news will come at 7:59pm est right? |
| dram |
| We get one every hour |
| Goin butt naked in the middle of a field is so freeing |
| 16 minutes until bulls are CRYING for their MOMMYS because bears are back in control. We are alpha males. |
| Or just keep blowing up more accounts |
| So up or down at open |
| Somebody celebrate me… |
| Literally every week |
| Just like he did with Ivanka 😨 |
| They’re begging to make a deal |
| Are axios on white house payroll at this point ? |
| How to apply for step son |
| Did we just get another ceasefire in Hormuz? |
| If you still believe war is bearish, take a look at 2026 charts |
| I know tomorrow will be green because this retard keeps posting this |
| 🚨 BREAKING : Mitch McConnell is alive. Your calls? Not so much.\n\nMore at 11. |
| It’s cake day damn you. |
| Theh can buy puts and make money on the way down? |
| 7500 oof |
| https://preview.redd.it/vstfz0nkcvch1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82540e62dfcc34e5d7ad31579180cb9dae6ffd76\n\n |
| If you ever want to see sadness join trading groups that have stocks that have no options/liquidity lmao |
| Bum detected |
| I had a 7/10 call for $500 it dropped to $430 and I sold. It went down a bit more to 300 then sky rocketed. It ended up going up to 5k 😭😭 |
| *Guys it’s different this time, ok?* |
| nothing like getting water on the lawn after a good mow |
| https://preview.redd.it/d3ai47ficvch1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70284c502ff98070a17c2b539cc933d85ef3176a |
| Certainty is that taco is incoming, because he can't afford not to and will keep doing that again and again |
| Hold up.. bitcoin and intelligent? |
| I'm convinced |
| Ready for it! |
| Define "a bunch" for scale |
| Alot of people betting META will follow GOOG and AMZN pattern on raising capital for Capex spending.\n\nTherefore, it's already priced in, your puts will expire worthless.\n\nWatch META announce that they are slightly reducing AI Capex spending and the stock starts popping off. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5ev02nnecvch1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f0da181f18d7982d7db0df02de57e0ff5dccfee |
| Because then the insiders can't win |
| Keel or be keeled |
| The escalation point should be 9:30 EST. Just massive elevator down with its cables cut off. Big red dildos for the retail bols. |
| >As an LGBT...\n\nHuh, a lesbian gay bisexual trans person. \n\nReally checks all the boxes |
| like definitely |
| https://preview.redd.it/9x29ac8bcvch1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68edc8541f5d505037e46e8fb4343e2e454058b9\n\n |
| Shares, broad indices. |
| I got no moves left boss |
| https://preview.redd.it/uo3t6a5acvch1.jpeg?width=453&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b2481cc650ae01ad43d7c79c1fede8fe2b312aa\n\n |
| If your handle has Guy Fieri in it, I’m sorry, I cannot take anything you say as anything other than a shit post… |
| 19mins till the greatest framework of an understanding on negotiation outline will be released |
| Crazy that you could identify as a whole group of random things. |
| If you're more stylish than me you're gay. |
| It’s crazy my whole life could change by clicking a few buttons and I can never click the right ones |
| So funny u dont even have to drop names and everyfuckingbody know exactly who you are talking about |
| Lol there's sormthign wrong with me. All I can think is how those hot fries must burn like a MF and she'll probably have welts on her thighs. |
| We on gooo |
| What did you buy |
| Praise be Allah |
| Just checked my trading history and realized I bought a bunch of MU like 10 years ago for like $20per share and sold them all a few days later for $22 god damn |
| Will Koreans freak out and organize a good discount for SNDK? 😎 |
| Gonna be just a lil’ funny one of these weeks when shit keeps escalating on a Sunday through market close on a Monday. Market will prolly still skyrocket. FML. |
| I too have slammed my pp in a chest freezer. Not as funny as it sounds... |
| Netflix now has bought puts all the way down to 65 sold calls out to 90 mm might squeeze sold puts till earnings or pin it to 71-75 a better than expected earnings could squeeze the puts but because I have calls I'm probably going to get fucked |
| Keel is kil |
| I just deployed a ton of cash on long positions this Friday right at close.\n\nBulls, you've been given your warning. |
| yes |
| When does AI start eating each other |
| Someone disable the sell button! |
| The scariest part? We’re in a relative bear market. The real price without all the issues ongoing has SPY has at 900. |
| Sounds like something a Guy that has farts that smell like cum would say. |
| Whoa his stack or sack? |
| well damn Mitch is alive. Calls? |
| LMAO |
| Sir this is a Wendy's |
| Once Keel signs some deals you'll all be sucking my Johnson. |
| https://preview.redd.it/sumhasqxbvch1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90b130abd54447a941979a2848e9a6e741884354\n\n |
| Bulls in shambles calls in scrambles |
| Do we get buttfucked harder by futures or KOSPI tonight\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/rq5l37sxbvch1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eba2345e296677a1143623c2c065ecdd3e261f95 |
| I’m about to let my gooner thoughts win |
| Why the fuck cant we have war start at 9:30 EST and end at 4 PM? Then restart again. |
| My ears ringing already |
| What you think about my 3 week contract should I hodl |
| keep laughin |
| Car loans as a percentage of the Sp 500 ? |
| bears pivoting from disbelief to *dismay* |
| https://preview.redd.it/pp2rqf8qbvch1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614f7be330ff881eb31f2d4e9e2cdae21dd2a975\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/3yh3rcjqbvch1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7247e8cddc3804db4e25e0f4098dddaf2048c20\n\n |
| I don't post often, but here we go:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qlhvbxpnbvch1.png?width=1122&format=png&auto=webp&s=c1ad84d404329033c58f42866f4a29fa9dabd847\n\n |
| Really not feeling good about my NFLX august 21 75C |
| Sell puts bro |
| I want -70% |
| War about to be over for the week. Same time same place next week fellas |
| lolz |
| Had 30k last week, Lmao |
| \-10% in two weeks starting at 6PM ET |
| He fucked up something beautiful and didnt even notice. Like a brute stepping on a beautiful flower. |
| How are my MSFT and NFLX calls ? Lmao |
| Calls then puts |
| Smol soft pp |
| 25mins until the dawn of humanity and rise of the Robot Nation |
| Everyone being jelly |
| My portfolio about to suffer an aortic dissection |
| you're joking right\n\nBitcoin is a digital paperweight not even worth the desktop icon real estate |
| should the math actually do something, or just prove that math was done? it's a tough call. |
| Surely this one will achieve the goal, the previous 50 strikes were just practice |
| Hahahahaha |
| Let me know when traffic goes back to normal pre war for 2 weeks , \nk? |
| You take this place seriously? |
| Holy shit, he’s got 20k |
| Where's the polymarket for what time the Axios ceasefire article drops? |
| Lol |
| Everyone loves a space race, could be a good move. |
| Wen TACO? |
| Corn 100k end of week? |
| Yo we almost have the same avatar 😅 |
| As an LGBT let’s not claim him, everyone knows he’s into golden showers from little girls, not adult men.\n\nEdit: Seems like I’ve touched as many nerves here as he has kids! |
| \-$600 million in less than a year. |
| Ok GuyFieriFrostedTips |
| Big beautiful peaceful strikes |
| Umm Used Tesla, 500 million non earth miles, lowered suspension, Proven Autonomour Driver Dan... |
| If AI is any good at all it's already investing in this market from 2036 |
| No way he calls him dad. |
| Well said |
| https://preview.redd.it/3r6zkcc0bvch1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98cab0417325f8d204a750292207c97af3dbeee9\n\n |
| Smells like broken dreams and theta in here |
| Calls |
| Where to buy pls |
| Not today |
| That first “GUH” tomorrow morning in the chat is going to hit like crack. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5krd4njtavch1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7afa244d32878211906896a3378b48bd68501080 |
| \*CENTCOM: At 5 p.m. ET today, U.S. Central Command forces began launching more strikes against Iran to continue degrading their ability to attack civilian mariners and commercial ships freely transiting the Strait of Hormuz. The Commander in Chief has directed the strikes to hold Iranian forces accountable. |
| Just blows my mind we are wasting resource on AI\n\nWhen that could go into bitcoin and make bitcoin intelligent |
| Just the tip? |
| Just the tip… |
| Elon: Sam Altman is running a scam\n\nAltman: Homeboy, you are the one selling to the public short term space data centers 💀 |
| 🌽 beginning its descent |
| McDonald’s calls it is |
| If you actually care that much go on roids |
| Semis ded |
| You’ve got all of us retards 🍻 |
| Never gonna happen, |
| Puts will print. So will calls. Just gotta buy them at the right time, dummy |
| Forward of like what 18? Growing at 60-70%? Easiest money of my life. |
| trailing pe barely matters when volume spikes and everyone chases quick moves anyway |
| Correct |
| Bronk? |
| 40 or 120 |
| Analyst John Godyn rates SPCX shares Buy with a $200 price target, but his bull case is much higher. It’s $900 per share.\n\n😱💀🤣 |
| Did you not see how the war makes stocks go up the last 6 months? |
| Generally, yes it does. Also it’s bold of you to assume that very smart people who are making a large percentage of their pay in stock have no clue as to a reasonable valuation of the company they work at every day. Jesus Christ |
| Or /ES Futures, since Schwab doesn't support overnight trading of SPX.. |
| What we thinking about NVDA |
| I just checked their dilution schedule. It systematically starts in August-Septermber. If you can hold puts until then, puts might be better. \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fhxcefuv7b18h1.png(https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fhxcefuv7b18h1.png) |
| And yet you post slop here |
| They call me all the time and tell me they want to make a deal REAL bad but I just tell them they need to ask just a little nicer. 😂 |
| I haven't seen anything that would make me think optimism is the way to go, but I'm not a doomer either. Yin and Yang or something like that. |
| Meanwhile Eric Trump\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ft8rqjgjavch1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13cdde2f0b894281d93926b2bb28f359cde3efde\n\n |
| I was joking, thought people would catch that. |
| Might as well enjoy it with yourself |
| I wish I was as smart as Barron, didn't think of choosing the president as my dad |
| Sorry you’re going through twink death my man, can’t be easy |
| ASTS |
| Current tally: ber post had more updoots. So I’m shorting pootz and then calls on the up candle lmao. |
| Slow melt up again tomorrow. CPI will move it, though |
| "war is a racket" - yer moms |
| I’m going straddle on NFLX, so probably will stay flat lol |
| my buddy swore by that tip and lost half his satck |
| Ur fucked |
| Oh, so that’s how she could afford Christmas every year. Yikes. |
| I hate this subreddit |
| If you’re bigger than me you’re on roids \n\nSigned truly, \nA hater |
| 🥭 is literally making us experience his dementia with him every time this war starts and stops and starts and so on |
| Yes dude literally that is the point of the sub 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 |
| Right!? LFG!!! |
| "your" children |
| https://preview.redd.it/p0gjhrn2avch1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8338ee789ec520c83bad0ea49795d124a93390\n\n \nI have nothing of value to offer |
| bombed the hell out of them |
| Just put the fries in the... OH SHIT.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/x2gtahv3avch1.png?width=1290&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0dd698b3066cea3d3313805737e6dd2401e00ad |
| Keep Bronking! |
| Can CRWV go to 120 already? |
| Nah that’s why I edited to specify white. It’s a rarer phenotype, basically a white American girl but with olive/tan skin color and dark brown hair. Like blonde American girl is too dime a dozen and on the nose, dark hair and either naturally olive or perfectly sun kissed is the cultured choice. |
| They don't have $250 billion but yea that makes sense |
| Today sucks. It's beautiful out and I have no one to hang with. |
| More love taps = more bullish because love is bullish |
| Well you just have to be right, stop being wrong |
| Spy puts will print |
| Market is pricing in US taking over Iran. 800 EoM |
| Better question - who hurt him? |
| War don't matter |
| Why orange cheeto man always so angry?!?!? |
| The market would have imploded with that kind of knowledge |
| Albanian |
| how we feeling about MSFT this week, another doozy coming up? |
| I just got off the phone with Lindsey Graham he told me Iran is begging for a peace deal and it will be signed in the next hour. |
| Where are your short positions? |
| blood is bullish |
| He just wants to pump up that "wars ended" counter a little higher so he's in better shape for the next Peace Prize |
| War is bullish for ai stocks |
| Suck balls |
| Straight relaxing homie. Get your brain out the gutter…\n\nEdit: it’s an east coast regionalism. “Straight” is short for “straight up”… |
| Market wants certainty. Now that war is certain we rip to ATHs |
| going by the date not the price but if I had to say maybe 35-36 mabye even 40s if we are lucky by next week |
| Are you gonna bet on that |
| No you |
| Does anyone have a time machine? I need to go back about 4 months |
| Why |
| PEACE DEAL. SIKE. PEACE BOMBS. SIKE, ART OF DEAL! |
| The more we bomb the higher the market goes |
| Fucked around with crypto and rode it to 2 mil before riding back down. Pure degen activity, but peak WSB content. |
| Why can’t US and Iran just Netflix and chill this week? (I have NFLX calls for ER) |
| these shows milk their customers instead of being good smh miss the old days |
| This only slightly threatens the future of the ongoing ceasefire. |
| Hm. Probably Brazilian S tier, white American w dark hair + dark skin combo A tier, halfrican B tier, everything else C. Of course I’d be willing to admit any girl of any ethnicity can be S tier, but just general rankings those would be mine |
| Yeah go to bed. I can't tell if straight chillen is heterosexual kids, or outright chilling, or something else |
| A month of yall gains are gonna be wipe out in 2 days |
| Not anything. I bet you won't blow me |
| What happened to TSCO? Gave up 5 years gains in a months time. |
| Imagine my disappointment when I tried looking up BRONK ticker. |
| Puts, always puts until TACO |
| They are just retarded. Brenden Schaub level |
| lol jokes on you. 10000% happening in the AM |
| Further drilling to occur amirite? |
| What are you saying? |
| Bronk Lesnar |
| Someone ordered their taco extra spicy this week |
| You seriously did? |
| There are some wannabe comedians in here |
| 1100c Aug21\n1440c Sep18\n1700c Dec18\n1350 Mar19\nA nice 10% rip would relieve me of the stressful Aug calls, so that'd be nice. |
| 30 mins til bols are fucked praying to trump for a bail out |
| What’s your price target |
| Motorboat |
| What’s the damn answer so we don’t have to all waste our time. I gotta get back to the dumpster at Wendy’s |
| hmm taco might not actually happen, more US strikes announced |
| We fuked |
| You’re not wrong, but you’re early. Same thing in this case. |
| Male obesity epidemic silver lining for this guy. |
| Can't wait until sports cuck season is over but I know there'll be some other fucking stupid ballsport these marys will be yapping about. |
| L is an ethnicity BB is a Protected Characteristic and I am here for it 🥰 |
| BRONK |
| I'm starting to think we didn't win this war back in March. |
| What about my impeccable logic, spelling, and grammar told you that? |
| Until trumpnkisses chinese president azz |
| got me 40k in APLD 2x leverage etf tradr longs, probably gonna trim end of this week and close next week |
| PINS |
| Hell nah. They are hotheads |
| Never really traded before, i want to start here.\nCover half my loss OP and ill go all in yolo with the 3k i have to my name🙏, i have put my car up for sale aswell, i'm no joke ready to go all in. |
| I agree. I never thought things were going to get this bad. Thank God we got this thing called trading that allows us to make money when everything else is going to shit. It was the one of the best skills I ever learned. I try to pass it on and everyone calls me crazy. |
| U.S. MILITARY ON IRAN: FORCES BEGAN LAUNCHING MORE STRIKES AGAINST IRAN\n\nCeasefire in 20min |
| Why is everybody saying bronk? |
| It’s not Christmas yet |
| Please give me your money. Dont waste it |
| Because they are already built and corporations are trying to use it and are finding it either useless or way too expensive |
| Hands sweaty moms spaghetti |
| You seem to be drunk. |
| Thanks bb 🤗\n\nPs-the chick I was seeing also ghosted me after she realized how I got on enjoying spotting so many Latinas during the World Cup game 😔 |