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| Stinky ass ber! |
| “Here's my Thots” |
| But if the price is used as a benchmark in other contracts, the effective volume is higher than nominal right? |
| Sir as I said before, thats great and all but if you dont pay these overdue Klarna payments you're getting liquidated |
| >Let me get this strait\n\nIran said not so fast |
| I thought it was open and the war was won a month ago? |
| Holy fuk. There's a robot that can clean your grill grates for you. Only poors spend 2 minutes to clean by hand ....😦🤌 |
| Sorry ayatollah I couldn’t hear you over the sound of that 30 foot putt I just sank |
| Irrational exuberance? |
| let's not thanks 🙂 |
| Deals been almost finished since like Obama. If we’re being real |
| Richard Branson thanks you for the donation |
| I mean... I've agreed to reopen the straight in principle many times now |
| *According to the SpaceX S-1 they bought bunches of the Cyber trucks from TSLA. Hmmm so lotsa the sales for one Elon company were purchases from another Elon company? Why does this sound so familar?* |
| Bonnie Blue's already achieved that.\n\n \nI actually had mine surgically removed so she can't. |
| 50/50 |
| "I need genius dumbed down to my IQ" Sorry OP didnt speak ooga booga |
| Money comes and goes, screenshots are forever |
| Bulls in shambles after the emotional rollercoaster of the day so far 😂 |
| This WSB. 99% chance youre losing all of your money every time you get paid. You can say gross all you want but it doesn't change the stats. 30-40k a year into this machine at 35 lets you retire by 50 comfortably. Or you can keep throwing all your money away into yolo plays and losing constantly. Thats the WSB way |
| 2.5 million dollars (liquid, with return) is a big fuckin dream to me. |
| Make sense. Sydney Sweeney's knockers will hypnotize any broker. |
| Indeed, pain is to the upside for now. |
| https://preview.redd.it/tpadg5ok343h1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=5512c2b46e029090c41b06b76cc555df61ce4c02\n\nU'll suck our cocks? MSFT bagholders, is he good at it? Why am I asking, probably should him how, |
| Repukes already planning another financial crisis ....\nGreenspan's steadfast advocacy for deregulation and his failure to curtail subprime mortgage lending are widely cited by government inquiries as major contributors to the 2008 global financial crisis. |
| Yeah, I'm sure.\n\nSIKE |
| ZS looks good on the charts. Below the weekly 200 ema and climbing |
| I preferred Google to use the original name of Bard for their AI as it sounds much more regarded than Gemini. |
| Let me get this straight. The deal was on, then it was off, now it is maybe on again in a few days. |
| Been negotiating with yourself again? |
| Alan Greenspan saw basically no inflation and that’s not really the case right now. Fed chair should be independent and not a partisan hack |
| Snip snap snip snap |
| Sirely this constant volatility/fear of impending crash is best of all possible worlds to trade in? |
| "We have a concept of an agreement" |
| my buddy’s portfolio froze exacty when warsh got mentioned |
| ? Can u pls elaborate |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Fuck fuck fuck fuck \n\nI'm visiting my parents and relatives are coming to visit ....my Sunday is ruined \n\n🙄🫣💩🙄🤡🤮 |
| First you have to invent 3 ears guy |
| >The official said Iran had also agreed to dispose of highly enriched uranium, but stressed that a deal had not yet been signed. American and Iranian officials have described the terms differently.\n\nThat's all you need to know. It's a concept of a deal, not an actual deal. |
| 🇮🇷: you don’t have the cards |
| Yeah kinda same thing |
| Lol i bet the Tuesday will open at -5% and maybe crash -20% in next two weeks. Whole stock market has been pumping last week with a bet that the war will be over this weekend, but it doesnt look like its going to happen. Im sure we will see big crash now. |
| Thanks. OPs style was too cringe for me to read |
| Bet on ai space related stocks and get the fuck out(no clue when the right timing is) |
| Anyone selling CDO's? |
| Weird way to find an excuse to do that |
| Instead of "red light, green light" they say "red candle, green candle" |
| Sum broad on Bloomberg radio Friday said Ai was\n\n "rational euphoria" |
| I can’t believe Donald has managed to string everybody along for three months about opening the straight\n\nRemember the escorts he announced on ~March 1 to open the strait which crashed oil? |
| What attracted you to IMSR vs the other options \n |
| You will eventually capture all the gains AI creates by simply going long global carbon |
| Rinse and repeat news for algos to react |
| I'll believe it when I see it signed and the hormussy is open |
| it's gonna fall through in few days, but 🥭 will keep saying talks are going well to pump the market so it's bol week |
| One thing is for sure; interest rates aren’t going up under Warsh. |
| *To now Maaaango in "no hurry" to negotiate a deal.* |
| He has the concept of an agreement |
| My long long term goal is a million in stable dividends so I can just do what I want and cover my bills |
| Schrodingers deal it exists until someone trys to confirm it |
| Next up: US & Iran confirm Strait was never closed |
| https://preview.redd.it/xrdqopl7343h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b1a197b1708daf3c5044d8aefb9072d4c76c7cb |
| Fax |
| More fake news. Can this gay shit be taken down by mods or what |
| Sorry, I mean car unions DON'T like trains.\n\nYou saw them allying with Trump on stupid shit like tariffs. They're extremely selfish don't think about the rest of us. Many make FAR more than white collar workers that can't unionize. Making $150k to $180k a year with gold-plated Cadillac benefit plans.\n\nIf they really cared about all workers they would fight for true single payer healthcare. |
| Hey hey, cut that. We’re trying to make light of serious stuff to enjoy our time on this earth. Get your head out the gutter and buy more CALLS |
| Yesn't |
| We did this before........ .... |
| !remindme 48hrs |
| You living under a rock ? |
| Are you trying to say that Tesla can't justify their valuation from six years ago because there is 'competition'? Or are you trying to say that spaceX is going to be overtaken soon by their competition?\n\nSorry I just don't get your point at all. \nThere will always be competition. |
| https://preview.redd.it/69vtq2nz243h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59bd5e80db748757326c3a155193715441fc0de3 |
| I think this just means that they both agree it should be open |
| So is the deal off or on |
| Common Hegseth..come out with your real ID. |
| *Said through the window of a Quatari 747 loaded with cash as it pulls through the Wendys drive through* |
| if RDDT opens at $160 I'm going to suck everyone's dick |
| My wife also agrees, in principle, that I can play a round of golf every Sunday this summer. |
| I thought Tuesday was the day he doesn't?? |
| Weekend thread bearish as usual.\n\nWeekend thread is always bearish because the bulls are busy slaying pussy in their lambos |
| Yes… believe what you hear. That’s Jensens home town. Of course they gonna defend it until the very last worker at TSMc |
| Thinking about trying some straddles this week on earnings vol. what is likely to pump or dump this week? |
| "In principal"?\n\nI agree in principal that my wife shouldn't have a boyfriend. Yet here we are. |
| It’s like the correction police being boolish on your wedding day |
| You think we’re playing chess, meanwhile this is a glue eating contest and all my glue is gone.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/glx8b6to243h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=009142c5e27a20cb56a7fc94f0d9a316faf0085e |
| Sell puts on Tuesday AM. Buy to close Wednesday morning, Sell calls at EOD Thursday and buy to close Friday EOD. Got Barrons note 📝 |
| Cope lmao\n\nOil down -4.5% |
| I can't believe 🥭 would lie to us about getting a deal, he never does this |
| I see we’re in the midst of another pump cycle. I’m all in so long as someone can tip me off ahead of the next dump cycle. |
| wait, why don't they do this electronically now? |
| my port, too\n\nin my late 50s now, so RBI >> SLG |
| Till the time people chase status symbol , business owners will keep looting. |
| Sure bud sure |
| "Our relationship with Iran is becoming a much more professional and productive one"\n\nRight after he posts a pic of a drone blowing up Iranian ships, with bodies flying into the water. What a douche. |
| Nice |
| Well there is your problem |
| Don't they have computers? |
| Ber 😅 |
| You don’t tell Israel, they tell you. But seriously this is the correct question to ask. Israel went black last night and air traffic over Iran is near zero right now |
| It was open before the war |
| AI can't use videos as source, which is where I've gotten most of my info. And I got the receipts! Checkmate regard! |
| Poor bears |
| “Sir, there are a lot people short futes”\n\n“And our guys?”\n\n“They are long sir”\n\n“Release the headlines” |
| I think they have a concept of a plan for it to open type of way |
| Can't close the straight if you ain't got any people left |
| Check his last comment and you will understand the joke. |
| We pump |
| Your calls are so fried buddy |
| It’s already all falling apart lol. Iran is denying this |
| Tuesday? MFer about to drop the biggest fireworks show on our 250th |
| Apple 0DTEs are the bread and butter |
| ??? Market will be up 2% based on current news |
| This is embarrassing |
| NACHO GANG rise UP |
| Go LUNR! |
| WORST DEAL IN HISTORY \n\nHE TOOK ALL THE CASH OUT OF THE BANKS\n\nHUGEEEE PLANES OF CASH\n\n\n |
| You just have to dodge IRGC drones. |
| lol l so from "Trump says Iran deal is 'largely negotiated', would reopen Strait of Hormuz"\n\nto now "Live updates: US and Iran signal progress on peace deal, but uncertainty remains" |
| Build Up Regarded Redditors Irrationally towards orgasm? |
| Iran: Trump remarks on Strait of Hormuz ‘inconsistent with reality\n\nhttps://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5893215-iran-war-trump-deal-strait/ |
| At this point i don't mind a -2,5% and -1,5% Tuesday and wednesday in order for the TACO effect to really take place, and pump Thursday + Friday.\n\nThere will be a lesser chance for the June to be a profit taking month |
| I hate them so much |
| No deal. |
| Well boys my sunday prayer is seeing SPY +5% EoW. |
| ATH Tuesday |
| Looks like Israel is getting ready to veto the shit out of this agreement |
| Let me guess, that's pretty much your whole portfolio value? You may make it on a Kamikaze YouTube video. High levels of regardation. |
| Just got back from camping how are my Tuesday calls looking |
| If we neglect friction/air resistance the straight can be reopened |
| They have a concept of an agreement |
| The higher you go the less safe it is but at 20. Not safe. I'm only looking at 10, for simplicity take xqqi, with an investment of 1.2mil you're at 19k per month. And the thing about those os you dont have to stay if nav starts to get bad. Thats why you diversify so you can roll in and of diff ones when you need. Based on your needs and what you believe in. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/potato111a made a bet that SPY would go to 800.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 737.737 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 28 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Brilliant lol |
| What deal? |
| Imagine thinking markets go up\n\nOh...wait a minute.... |
| Anyone else snicker like an idiot when you see a Cybertruck on the road or parked in a driveway? |
| Gasp, someone trying to pump their bags on a stock sub\n\nThe humanity |
| The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solv.... \n\nFuck it... The market can remain irrational forever. Shit would pump on a planet killer asteroid. \n\nLast man on earth about to be immolated "my 401k is ripping bro!" |
| **Blockade Status**: The U.S. naval blockade of Iran will **remain in full force and effect** until an official peace agreement is reached, certified, and signed by both nations\n\n*Aka we'll be having regularly scheduled TACO's on Tuesday boys and girls* |
| That means the Iranian diplomats with zero power told them what they want to hear 😂\n\nSuch a shitshow |
| 33 ships currently transiting tho. What is going on |
| “Here’s my thoughts”\n\n*posts AI slop*\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/iwstzzcw143h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b227a0d8a35dc1c661b76efbdcdbf4902261ba4 |
| Funny enough my old high school English teachers husband did the same thing but I think it was with Apple |
| My AMD shares are good now. |
| In this instance, it means they are lying. |
| Welp I guess we moon Tuesday |
| we're pumping tuesday |
| They've loaded to the tits on calls, rebuilding Iran one pump n dump at a time. |
| Translation: please don’t limit down the stock market Tuesday open |
| Ok I will |
| This is starting to feel like a soccer transfer story... |
| In principle |
| In other words this deal is DOA |
| President Obama -"We pulled it off without firing a single missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There's no dispute that it worked, and we didn't have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Straight of Hormuz." |
| Kid Rock |
| Thanks I’ll take a peak. It dropped on last earnings I think as well |
| Barron bought calls on Friday. Brs r fuk. |
| WSB still bearish on this war even with market at ath lmfaooooooo |
| Fake news. |
| It is like when you tell your kids “maybe”, but it really means not today. |
| "in principle" what? |
| I hold this comment in high regard |
| Waiting for Axios article now: “Iran denies to reopen WhoreMouse in principal” |
| Trump has already backed out of it LOL. |
| They have a concept of a plan to open the strait in principle. |
| Bers ain’t never going to eat ever again |
| What does Bibi say? |
| More frequently than my wife's legs for her boyfriend. |
| Happy to see bers in here denying reality 🤗\n\nAlways inverse WSB lmfaoooo |
| Wembanyama with his 8ft wingspan about to become the goat metal trader |
| 🩸🩸🩸🩸 |
| Sell the news |
| Damn nice what a victory of a war \n\nCan we not do things on the planet where everyone just loses??? |
| I’ve realized that in order to earn money, all you have to do is to be even more regarded than your fellow regard |
| Axios saying deal could be signed in a few days because 'Iranian system in its current configuration does not move quickly and added it will take several days for this to go through all the approvals'\n\nHAHAHAHAHAHA\n\nThese fucking shameless liars man. |
| The blockade remains and "time is on our side". I feel so sorry for the bols. They had only 24 hours to celebrate their virtual gains. |
| Deal magically signed at 9:25 on Tues morning 🙄 |
| News is bullish retard |
| Few hours later, Iran: Nah |
| Green Dildo inbound. I’d tell Bers to prep but I imagine they’re pretty worn in by now |
| It means they have a concept of a plan. |
| I love women! Really! |
| I dont see the Jun 18th $180's getting '4 to 6 dollars right now'. June 18 $180's are going for $1.20 at the moment |
| GAP IT DOWN 📉📉🐻🌈🌈 |
| My Dad sold $15K worth in 2017 to pay for a move south to San Antonio. I figure it would be worth about $500K today. :sigh. lol |
| They have concepts of an agreement |
| It's been opened and closed more times than the front door on Epstein Island. |
| algos dont care lol |
| And that's why QQQ is going down |
| BREAKING: The White House no longer expects an agreement with Iran to be announced today and thinks it could take "several more days" for the deal's approval, per Axios.\n\nYesterday, President Trump said a deal announcement was coming "shortly."\n\nUS officials are "optimistic" but say the deal could still fall apart.\n\n\nBEARS RISE UP |
| RED AS FUCK!! |
| And it will not take 40 years to understand this isn't happening in that timeframe. |
| Bers enough gooning for the weekend, time to hibernate |
| Concepts of a deal |
| Imagine how utterly jaded and cynical her and Hillary must have become. I know I would be |
| Bols really thought 🤣🤣 |
| His ball room edition is in the peace deal wtf 😂 |
| It’s clopened |
| Why is shitcoun not right back to 90k off this deal ? Lol. |
| Uncertainty is causing the rally? |
| Yup I know. I don’t think it will hurt rddt in the long term but short term it did reduce it. I have a small position so it doesn’t matter a lot to me. |
| I have USO puts. Hope it goes from 80% loss to at least 10% loss. |
| Ain't nothing getting signed until Monday night/Tuesday morning (if at all). You think Donnie Pumps is going to allow a market manipulation event pass on a holiday weekend? |
| Open the Strait you crazy bastards |
| What you’ve heard a thousand times already. AI is expensive so puts. You didn’t miss anything here and probably saved a brain cell or two. |
| Ah shit sorry! 🙌 \n\nWhen I read your comment ‘can’t stop and don’t wanna stop’ - I thought it was someone else (didn’t read the name), who was currently going through it..\n\nMy apologies! \n\n(And no, **definitely** not drinking! 🤢 😆) |
| The officials on the other side say otherwise. The market is also regarded now |
| Trying to pump the subscribers numbers before the IPO. |
| it was never open lol |
| So is anyone who believes that anything will ever happen, especially regarding Iran |
| Perfect setup for the B.U.R.R.I.T.O. trade! |
| Cunts that chose 🥭 |
| I have gained $250k in Nvdia while in 27.\n\nI can pay off half my student loans for $10k. The other half is at 2% interest from 2020. That shit can inflation away |
| “The strait should be open” \nI agree, in principle \n“Elements of a deal have been made!” |
| in principle giant headfake incoming and another $1 billion transfer to insiders via oil futures |
| Sure |
| Just because NASA’s economic impact to the US doesn’t show up in a balance sheet, does not mean we haven’t reaped trillions from the technology it developed or helped to develop. But keep licking those billionaire boots, maybe one will allow you to be one of their servants someday. |
| So nothing |
| Imagine being the guy in charge of telling ships they can go or not… |
| Purely theoretical, like unicorns or elves |
| “US Official says…” |
| Does Iran know they agreed to this? |
| You’re not. Do you know anyone using the loan techniques? Nobody seems to. Everyone I know with 3m is waiting for 4m and that’s about 13k a month, safely. |
| lol did you not read Trumps latest tweet? Big walk back already. |
| OPEN could ✊ this week\n\nRussell 3000 inclusion |
| US wants it open, as everyone except Iran\n\nSo yes, but no |
| Seeing a ton of headlines about the SpaceX IPO being criminally overvalued and completely divorced from its earnings and fundamentals.\n\nAnd for that reason, I’m liquidating everything I have to go all in. |
| What do you think “has not been sincere and cannot be trusted” means? |
| There are solutions for all of this. But clearly, it will take decades if not centuries, and start with getting resources from space. If you tried to build a modest, let's say 100MW datacenter in space today, it would probably cost as much as a 10GW one down here. |
| Israel is going to fuck up any agreement |
| Puts on your soul |
| But just wait for data centers in space. Capex acceleration. Infinite growth because space is infinite… Infinite money! |
| 🌈🐻 |
| https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-us-tech-100-e1 |
| They buy calls on a Friday, sell on a Monday, and control it over the weekend. |
| Can you guys do me a favor and tell Midas He's 100% wrong about the market crashing because of this Iran conflict? \n\n\nhttps://youtube.com/shorts/-C4Uzj4M5n8 |
| Lmao okay elon |
| Has anyone bothered to inform Iran? |
| was talking to gemini about disintermediation - cutting off the insurance company while mimicking index UL to keep the loss to 0% while profit with spx/spy option spread. gemini told me i have to buy call spread, and eventually it admitted i was right - selling put spread instead. |
| The concept of a draft of an agreement has been thought about |
| Surprise mothafoka!!! The best deal ever!! Kaboom 🔥🔥 |
| $270 + or - 10% |
| UPS calls |
| More importantly did they ask big daddy Isreal? |
| Please tell me that guy in the background has his hand on the red sofa to preserve his right to trade. This is like if Mr Beast ran an exchange. |
| Pump it |
| How long before this is walked back? |
| counter argument: a legitimate peace deal is bearish because there won't be any more fake peace deals announced on a daily basis |
| wait how do they even agree on tat |
| the Dotcom crash took two years from the peak to reach its low |
| I don't much about space stocks. Between ASTS and RKLB, do you find one a better purchase now? |
| When do I get to just shitpost all day and run a country? My time is near. |
| "Agree in Principle"\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/nntydurm043h1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9090d5ec7c2b5d82b63c25225be9b40e6cba6f77\n\n |
| Not sure what the fuck everyone is celebrating tbh\nThere has been zero improvements apart from some market pumps from Pakistan |
| It means that’s what they want when they actually reach a deal |
| This time’s different |
| According to US officials, not Iran. |
| Cathie Wood sold AMD to buy Cerebras, should I do the same? AMD seems overbought but then again everything is overbought now |
| This bubble needs to pop.\n\nWhat other sign do you need besides AI bros like Marc Andreesen unironically endorsing "retardmaxxing"? |
| On a Sunday? |
| How red is this gonna be on Tues? |
| Looking to full port into something mad reckless. |
| Or they keep lacking on ai side for years to come.\nSamsung ftw anyways |
| Ignore the headlines, follow the trend, profit. |
| I'm selling my soul at market open\n\nAny buyers? |
| retard in , retard out ☝️🤡 |
| If this deal was real I don’t think the reported terms would be changing so wildly hour to hour. Smells like bullshit |
| Put the church on it too then |
| Thoughts on LRCX |
| I don't believe anything from US. Only if Iran comes out and says "yep, all good" will i believe it |
| Grab an Oxford dictionary, you twat! |
| Correct it’s worth 380 |
| Google IG weekend tech 100 |
| I bought apple at 9 and sold at 18 and thought I was hot shit for doubling my money. Don’t beat yourself up, I do it enough for us both on a regular basis. |
| It means yes but no |
| Congrats! I’ve always loved the ‘Advanced Money Doubler’ side of the Lisa Su coin |
| https://preview.redd.it/jrwr0zvb043h1.jpeg?width=1680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3bbc773454490f3c01141c5eab24e75e4d5bd71\n\nYea, it is currently blockaded lol |
| Classic Ber FUD on weekend thread into +1% Tuesday |
| The wave of above-threshold private credit redemption requests should be a pretty good sign of the pain tolerance of debt investors right now, but for reasons that have yet to be explained to me I’m being told that there is an inexhaustible supply of credit available for these massive capex debt offerings. I…am dubious of that.\n\nAnyway, I think you’re directionally correct but you’ve got what I suspect is the incorrect trigger event. The IPOs of OAI and Anthropic are going to probably show massive revenue and in the case of Anthropic we know they’re actually profitable right now (on what I can only assume is a pretty hilariously abused non-GAAP basis, but still). You’re talking about the shovel-makers taking it in the chin, and that’s usually a good way to look at these cycles. The problem here is *they’re all shovel makers*. The finished AI product isn’t the gold in the mine, it’s just another shovel for the consumer to use. We’re expected to mine our own gold here. The final revenue boss is going to be from Microsoft and SalesForce and Workday and everyone else who’s trying to sell a product to companies like the one I work for. If that product doesn’t pencil out and cannot be demonstrated to add to any efficiency then this stuff dies off. This whole cycle is predicated on the idea that Claude can help you [insert individual business need here] and you should pay for it. If that value proposition isn’t crystal clear after a few quarters this whole thing gets very ugly very fast. |
| Yes. I did. Verified accounts vs anon accounts does not conflict with human account vs bot accounts. You can simply look at Xilter and see tons of verified bot accounts. Fb has had tons of human profiles driven by bots. The comment above is conflating two different concepts. |
| "In principle"\n\nLmao you guys see they are all playing options right? All of them. Trump, IRGC, Iran, they are all playing options 😂😂 |
| GAP DOWN IN BOUND!! 📉📉 |
| Hmm. I only know one thing. Iran is completely unwilling to stop tolling the straight. They setup a governing body for it 3 days ago. So if the U.S agreed to a deal they agreed to let Iran continue tolling the straight, didn't remove nuclear material and promised to relieve sanctions. Sounds like the art of the deal. |
| In a deep narrator voice \*but to everyone's surprise, the strait did not open as planned\* |
| My same thoughts. Been consistently making money here and now these fuckers making posts about it will ruin it |
| Soy, soy, soy! |
| hey ive seen this one posted a while ago. what a karma farmer yu ar 🫵🤡 |
| This means inflation is down right, long TLT boyos |
| I am holding mine as well but sold over half since I started accumulation early April. \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/i1vvw8o8043h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5b85ac44485abca6ec1e857572d437cda922d01 |
| Concepts of a plan |
| Where do I find weekend tech? Tradingview? |
| In Principle???? What the fuck is that supposed to mean |
| Is weekend wall street still a thing? |
| Do we Aladeen on Tuesday or will we Aladeen? |
| Yeah but this market only goes up on each and every promise. It’s insane. \n\nI’m waiting for reality to hit already… |
| Ima wait 24 hours before I believe anything about the straight at this point |
| He is gonna bomb Iran on Tuesday 🤣 |
| Yeah I'm all for colonizing Mars but the return for that is in the order of centuries, if there is any return. Mars is just like a fucked up Earth, there is no benefit in going to live there aside from making humanity multi-planet. |
| "yes master , your wish is my command" 🥭🤡 |
| What was your plan when you bought it? What has changed? \n\nIt already did go up once. You were supposed to sell it then. Not buy it after it went up |
| The big problem is the timeline of 2026-2027, which means you can be bleeding with puts for a year or 2 while the market keeps going up , I would instead just take some profits along the way and maybe some short term puts once panic begins |
| Gotta be the real one this time right? |
| Market doesn't even react for bad news, not sure what was my thought process when I thought the puts |
| As soon as men start to realize that this is an uncomfortable fact of life and really start to understand it, our lives will get so much better. Until then you just live in resentment and anger, resisting what is right in front of your eyes and ears. After you really get it, and women really start to understand what men are looking for in a relationship which is primarily beauty and physical companionship, we can now have an equitable trade of giving each other what the other person wants. \n\nWe all need to stop with the fairy tales on both sides, life is not a Hallmark movie. It's actually more of a Disney movie if you think about it. Look at the common theme, young beautiful woman, usually 18-20 yrs old, wants an older Prince to sweep her away, and the older Prince wants a young beauty. There's usually a struggle of some sort, many times with an older wicked witch who lost her beauty and is now an angry evil stepmother, who is jaded and jealous of the young woman. Then young woman swoons and falls in love with the big strong prince who has significant resources. The end.\n\nAlso understand, she's not yours. It's just your turn. |
| Makes you wonder how Macds ever got off the ground, do adults like the taste pof their food too or something? |
| Yes, you just "spotted" your territory |
| Will angry orange cheeto man be finally happy?!?! |
| No bombs = markets go back up Tuesday. You heard it here first |
| Hmm wonder what’s happening |
| Fuck, somebody charge this comment for assault and battery |
| WHAT money |
| U paying for it bruh don’t worry |
| Weekend tech almost back up to + 1% bears are in trouble |
| Puts? In this economy? God speed regard... |
| Believe or not, calls. |
| I still haven't heard any meaningful arguments from the AI bulls against the Deepseek and similar costing threats. With you on this one. |
| I actually didnt even know it was closed again this is ridiculous at this point |
| Bulls really thought 🫵🏼🤣🤣 |
| That's like slapping god in the face |
| $tsla |
| That's me |
| Sinking ship mate, its a forum website, there isnt much more they can do other than hope more users join. They got rid of r/place which i loved, so i created my own mobile versions other year.\n\nHonestly when i saw the IPO i said to myself what a stupid investment. |
| maybe Kevin Warsh is just the official banker of the Iran war \n\nhis job is to distort and twist the US economy into a malformed financial engine focused on directing all resources into the US military and the sagging Israeli economy |
| "🥭 tells Netanyahu he will not sign a final deal with Iran unless its nuclear program is dismantled and enriched uranium is removed". NACHO |
| These people exist just to serve us wealthy upper classmen. |
| They really like having nukes |
| You can tag me next time 😡 |
| My future wife makes almost double what I make but she's 4 years younger than me and twice as fit. If you're funny and/or decently fit/attractive, you don't even need the money. Planning on proposing so I can get a three car garage. Half joking. |
| It means not in reality |
| You might want to wash your hands more often |
| She’ll start telling her friends it’s 10” |
| Buy UVXY if you think that. You're probably wrong though. |
| leme hold your money for you for free ☝️🤓 |
| Already green |
| Imagine being a kid and experiencing Mcdonalds. Like actually imagine what a happy meal, a damn playground and toys do to your brain. You wouldn't stand a fking chance. 100% addicted. |
| ☝️ |
| Being poor and smart is worse because you can see why you’re poor. At least ignorance is bliss. |
| Had a Costco dog yesterday, so good. |
| NACHO guys remember:\n\n**Not A Chance Hormuz Opens** |
| ☝️🤡 |
| Bruh, the strait has been opened and closed more frequently than my bathroom tap in the last few weeks |
| It’s the jcpoa but with more cash. Probably 20 year moratorium on nukes. |
| Give it a few hours. |
| Don't forget if you add kids thats a potential 300k debt till they turn 18 |
| "In principle" tf does that mean |
| i am the cathie wood of my own port ☝️🥺 |
| Hoping to win from shorting is a high risk high reward approach. Market goes up 10% each year on average. You are making the rare bet that it will go down and you know when. Good luck bub!! |
| Did anyone ask Iran? |
| Believe |
| imagine being poor and stupid |
| Someone sounds jealous they weren’t the one to make mid 5 figures in 120 hours 🙁 |
| When they IPO'd I replaced all of my old posts with nonsense jargon so they can't train their AI from my posts. AI training from human experience is a crime that we are refusing to acknowledge.\n\n\nYour shares aren't worth shit. |
| He offered Iran a pallet of cash for a few new wives |
| I was hesitant of buying it when he went public because I figured the reddit trolls would pull another gamestop |
| You have to steal one. |
| Remember the fallen bers who bought the puts you sold them this memorial day |
| There’s a taco on the taco of the Aladeen. |
| Dude, stop buying your companionship. Never lead with your wallet. Do the work and make yourself the prize, not your wallet |
| I hate ambiguity????? \n\nI'm tired of the pumping on same shit and same script everytime |
| Claude: Stonks only go up |
| This isn't your grandparents' peace deal\n\n💪💪💪💪 |
| What about the U.S. gov cutting rates and printing more money? Wouldn't that cash keep flowing into equities? What if AI becomes profitable within the next few years? What if the institutional players just decide not to pull their money out and stock prices stay up? \n\n\nThese are the biggest issues I have with your bear case. |
| That was to pump the market |
| Our data is valuable. Thats already priced in though |
| I have 300 cash ready to deploy in any direction \n\n\n\n\nBut it's going up 🫡🙌 |
| Tesla has competition now. Why wouldn't SpaceX have competition, eventually ? |
| Iran went over the first draft Fri-Sat and said: Yehhhhh no. |
| How do I get one of these youtube channels going where I make a ton of money shooting the shit about video games and whatever and people donate to my patreon and shit |
| Good thing I can't read |
| AI doesn't make them money, it burns their money. |
| I can't keep up. Is it calls or puts right now?\n\nOil or spy?\n\nHas Iran even said anything? No way they reach a deal without nukes |
| "Say mediators [who have been wrong about negotiations in progress every prior time they have been sourced for information and so these statements should be taken as preliminary or speculative.]" |
| A Tuesday open green SPY candle of +2.5% will add how many inches? |
| Damn Yall get blow jobs ? 🥲🫠 |
| This would be the real "lockout rally" if the war really ends \n\n\nThey could send it on the thin liquid, just like my poops |
| i need some money man |
| Journalism today is just the name of a racehorse |
| AMD was a widowmaker for years but ngl the last run saved my dumb ass. I was DCAing from 60s down into the 50s getting roasted by “just buy NVDA bro” every day. Still holding, still not selling, Lisa Su is my only conviction play that hasn’t completely blown up yet 😂 |
| This seem like a theatre |
| I dont wanna upset your little world of peace treaties and the idea everyone holding calls is gonna be rich but.....its gonna be red dead and very confusing goung into tuesday |
| So 🌮 on military option and 🌮 on peace deal.\n\nNo war, on peace no oil 😅\n\nHow long can we rally when the macro is this uncertain.... |
| There's always a cost. Always. Not just a financial cost but also how much grief and crap are you willing to put up with. The cost per nut goes down is time when you buy a model outright, but the grief and crap level starts to skyrocket after the unit has been owned more than a couple years. |
| If spacex IPO isnt a total flop... thats the peak of the AI bubble dot-com style right there |
| I smell a stinky ber |
| btw they changed it. its closed on sunday now and open on friday, to better align with intl markets. only ' big' market open on sunday is the SA stock exchange afaik (and Indian metals exchange but lmao) |
| You could've bought a helicopter with the money you made by not buying a house. But you could've lived in the helicopter so who cares. |
| This was around 2019~ |
| Smarter than YOU, maybe |
| Claude is it bullish that the prezident of the US is posting pictures of blowing up Iranian vessels just hours after they negotiated a peace "deal"? 😂😂 |
| I sold 40 spacex shares to buy a motorcycle, that could be potentially 1mil dollars lol |
| The deal is almost done they're just figuring out how many rugs we need to buy for Gov offices |
| hope i don't get ghosted again |
| If AI improves Global Labor GDP by even 50 basis points which I think is conservative, that would increase global operating earnings by \~$600B annual \n\nI’d be long if I were you. |
| 🥭 Jr needs the markets to rally to pay for his wedding\n\n\n\n |
| Deal again in another 12, then no deal again another 18 after that |
| Good read, while I agree with the possibility of AI Capex reduction but wont happen in 2026 or 2027, Infact 2027 is gonna bring down rates (with the new Fed chair), \n\nWe are just in 2nd Phase of AI (Agentic), next phase is gonna be your robots, roomba, cell phones, almost all electronic devices with some kind of 'powerful AI CPU or GPU if possible'.. Thats the end goal.\n\nWe are far from it, Nvidia, MU, AMD, all are pushing out AI chips in different sizes basically for this same purpose. 2027 is very early.\n\nI dont expect anything to crash before 2028. Also the Silicon shortage will persist for at least 1 -2 yrs more due to insane demand. |
| Love it how on Fri close they said new DRAFT of the peace deal will be out for Iran to look at and sign by Sunday and everyone took it as " WHAT?! WAR ENDED?!" |
| they’re mostly there as a backup / fail safe if things go sideways |
| Almost like schrodinger's cat but we know the cat is cooked already 😞 |
| This war ending stuff was priced in a long time ago. We'll drift lower on good news, and absolutely dump on bad news. |
| But we’ve all seen it! |
| I'll let you know Tuesdee |
| AI will make sure he lives forever. |
| Ivanka got her implants reduced. The UN needs to investigate immediately! |
| I thought OP was r/lostredditor |
| There is no greater peace than the 3 seconds of hang time after I *hit that drive* 🏌️♂️ |
| Lol, that's what people think these days with this market isn't it? Who gives a crap about the actual money a company makes, the number must go up ( more than 150% in three years its already gone up). |
| when do you see it falling? I'm heavily short since 110 |
| More than you want to spend, less than buying outright. A 1-2 year lease ensures the latest model before the thing needs "repairs" (i.e. serious attitude corrections). |
| Whole rotisserie chicken at Sam's 5 bucks Po Boy rolls 25 cents each |
| Seems like most threads are AI at this point. Either asking dumb questions fishing for interaction or just posting comments saying they agree/like the post content.\n\nAlmost all the subs that aren’t fully moderated are also basically all posts that are just a picture/screenshot with a couple word title that is obviously a bot |
Best I can do is the old macro swan everyone is ignoring until it smacks them in the face. \n \n (Public) Death By A Thousand Headlines Jawbone headlines are delaying the inevitable in the oil market: demand destruction. www.hfir.com |
| Is your son Jimmy Neutron? |
| ask this regard u/nyjets239 |
| RKLB is more than expensive than SpaceX at $2T valuation. \n\nSPCX $26.5T out of $28.5T market comes from AI, $1.3T from Starlink. Only $0.37T is actual space that RKLB is competing against. \n\nRKLB doesn't have AI, nor a Starlink equivalent. Yet, tards still believe a second fiddle space company is worth more than an ridiculously overpriced SPCX. \n\n |
| +Netanyahu says Trump agreed that any deal with Iran must remove ‘nuclear danger’\n\n\n+“That means dismantling Iran’s nuclear enrichment sites and removing its enriched nuclear material from its territory,” Netanyahu said on X\n\n\n+Trump says he won’t ‘rush into a deal’ with Iran.\n\n\n+Tehran has helped trigger ‘America’s decline’: Supreme leader’s military adviser.\n\n\n+Trump posts AI image showing US drone attack on Iranian navy vessel.\n\n\n+Israeli army threatens six more towns, villages in southern Lebanon.\n\n\nANYBODY THAT BELIVES THERE WILL BE A DEAL BETWEEN IRAN & THE EPSTEIN GANG, IS A FACKING RETARD 🤡🤡🤡 |
| Mango you better sign this deal and send SPY up 5% this week |
| do u guys think people from kansas can actually conceptualize the z axis or do they just nod along with the group while their mind frantically stacks infinite planes on top of eachother like some kind of midwestern sisyphus |
| why you think you so smaaahhht? |
| Are you still holding? |
| So regards are buying expensive af fancy aluminum suitcases that constantly break and need to be repaired because they’re cool? |
| They can shabbat my dingaling |
| So what happens to the brave souls who went short/puts when the market super gaps up tonight , then grinds up till market opens on Tuesday |
| uhm... go back and check the news again... |
| Wheres the invoice showing how much money she’s cost you over the last 3 years? 😂 just kidding, sorta… |
| Think the market manipulation was getting to obvious as it was always done during market hours, mix it up and stir the pot during markets closed so it’s not as obvious next time |
| All of these “thesis” posts are just based on the irrational belief that nothing can go up forever. Ridiculous. |
| Do think Kamala watches this and laughs or she’s too self conscious about her laugh now |
| What he means to say is “yesterday I said the deal is done, what I meant to say is the deal is absolutely not done”. |
| Yup this is making way more sense lol |
| Just checked 🌽 to see if at least crypto bols could have benefitted from this peace "deal". And, nop, very red 😅 |
| I will not fomo into ridiculous vertical charts. Staying in sgov til next 10% correction minimum. |
| Any concerns with it being a “newer” style fund? Thanks for sharing I’ll look into it further when I’m ready to shift into income generating only mode vs long investing |
| $18 for a chicken sub from subway. |
| I can't wait for lunch\n\nChinese restaurant, let's go baby\n\n# Nihao!! 🫡🥟\n\nThank you for your attention to this matter |
| Just ripped the meanest fart in the gym and I think the girl using the bench next to me smelt it. Is this flirting? |
| Nebius just hiked up prices on H100’s which are coming up on 4 years old. |
| Who wants to tell you? Futures still open tonight and close midday tomorrow. |
| Twitter became completely slop social media space, some of the biggest accounts are like the biggest fake news spreader accounts. No different than Facebook |
| I had like change left over from a purchase and it went to 200$ 😭 don’t have access to it tho |
| Honestly.\n\nEven if I am not looking at my screen on that exact moment, I can always tell that Donnie just posted because I can hear someone shouting “OH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP”. |
| Far more likely than I would like to admit. |
| Double dip |
| I will a third too. Best market yet. |
| Me gusta |
| How though? Where is their profit supposed to come from? Their ads are a massive waste of money, as a media buyer. CPC on this platform is a fraction as effective as any other platform. |
| Fuck Tottenham 🤌 |
| 69 more tweets til the real deal |
| https://preview.redd.it/65vdocwbx33h1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a32b4edbe63884edbc4c76e24912bed63160958 |
| Is there a non pay wall link? |
| Anyone saying this hasn’t been paying close attention to the details of the conflict. This will drag out for several more weeks I’m afraid. |
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| Covfefe |
| Yup \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wba3zm08x33h1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f57f8ed52e5db92c10288287e7a39b77e3637eff |
| He and Clive Davis had their own thing. I'm sure they were fine. |
| Can’t believe you posted a red apple instead of a green one 🍏 |
| Meh, only 3% of the port you can just let it ride. Wouldn’t be a terrible idea to average down when we get to the 110-120 mark |
| Unfortunately the bots seem to be smarter than their detection systems and probably always will be, which really limits the impact the voting system can have in curbing the slop. |
| Don't worry reddit is hiring a much of ex meta to create the next Facebook. Great for the stock, probably the end of reddit eventually |
| Are there futes tonight? |
| I disagree but we will see\n\n!remindme 6 months |
| I am sponsoring a long term multi disciplinary study to investigate the conundrum How bol remember to breathe?\n\nImagine thinking this deal was going to be a deal lmao |
| for real? i can’t keep track of |
| Strange how Khamenei being alive and fit for the job doesn’t seem to fill any previous narrative and yet now is the guy expected to bless the “”””””””deal””””””” |
| 🥭 really out here playing 4D chess. He knows that once a deal is agreed on it will be a sell the news event. He’s milking this for all it’s worth |
| https://preview.redd.it/3ax2j2c1x33h1.png?width=1402&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4f8827b927200a94fbeaaa374ca00bb1ee85419\n\n |
| It went down 5% ? \n\nIt’s already been in a downtrend |
| I think he means there is no actual product being sold, just hype. |
| Apple is not worth $308 bro… |
| No way is Castrol messing its oil up bec of Iran mess. Poor storage? |
| This market stinks. When new macro black swan 🫣 |
| It’s all a WWE skit. Now you see why Buffett calls it a casino, it’s one big show. Eventually the Curtain comes crashing down and we see the facade behind and everyone panics for the exits.\n\nHowever until then, just party on |
| This shit is getting old. Fucking hate 🥭 |
| My bro unhappy |
| TLDR.\n\n\nFun fact though, each data center they are building is expected to last 3 years.\n\n\nWe still have railroads, highways, and bridges made over 100 years ago. Most of those just need regular maintenance. This means we still had tgeir use and value while we recovered from the cost.\n\n\nBut aside from the building, the actual computers will have to be replaced in about 3 years. \n\n\nThey don't expect most of the companies to last that long. Most will run out of money and probably only one will succeed. \n\n\nThey desperately want to be the one that succeeds because they believe a super AI will give them ultimate power. They'll be rich beyond their dreams and will own everything eventually.\n\n\nAnd the military wants to put AI in charge. I mean, they know the risks, but the risk that someone else does it first is what they really fear.\n\n\nInteresting times. |
| 20 shares not going to make it go up. Buy like 2000 shares and watch it goes up. |
| So were close to a deal in a couple of days in the next two weeks, got it. Just like Iran is close to a nuclear weapon in two weeks |
| sell and buy space. |
| He always tries to pull the same old shit lmao. Does he expect them to go along with it just because he said so? |
| I am also addicted to not going to jail |
| They've instead opted to consistently make it worse without increasing revenue |
| Hope you are still married and happy |
| I think he posts these as a very public reminder and restatement to Iran of the terms they must agree to. |
| And your bill is 200,000 |
| It made the stock drop |
| Enough supplemental income to barely cover gas. |
| Users who care about functionality are the minority. Users that are sucked into mass appeal garbage are the new target market. The shittification of reddit provides more mass appeal which is bullish, even if we hate it |
| As far as mainstream reddit subs goes, I'm sure this sub has a fairly high percentage of his voters too. |
| Last time I checked, performance = stock growth, not multiple |
| I calculated the 5th |
| Entertainment social media is very valuable |
| Why is Donald trying to pump the market on Sunday?\n\nThe Tel Aviv Stock Exchange (TASE) trades Sunday through Thursday, since Israel’s work week runs Sunday to Thursday and the markets are closed Friday and Saturday for the weekend/Shabbat. |
| I got a few of those lol… not to that extent individually, but a few that would’ve put me close to it, and not even that long ago 😬 😢 |
| Now that others know it's possible, how large is the moat ?\n\nThe Chinese have shown they can leapfrog Tesla with enough investment. For years now Tesla has used Chinese batteries in some models. |
| \> Do you even read the headlines.\n\nTelling remark though, lmao.\n\nYeah, I do, but then I also read the article. You know, like you’re supposed to? |
| We've both agread that a deal could be good, but haven't fully agreed that a deal could be good. Also, no terms of a deal have been agreed upon |
| I did the same with NvDa, that crap was tied to crypto and gaming and about to go bankrupt. Sold it years ago and never looked back |
| Stop loss is a thing |
| Tell him what? Futes trade tonight regardless of holiday |
| It will be a ceasefire extension forever just like tariffs on China - kick the can down the road and everyone lives with a new normal and focusing on other reasons to drive market higher |
| I'm waiting for the Iranians to say something like "we know nothing of this deal." |
| I love lesbians, but they don’t love me because I like to personify them as a bowl of fruit. |
| Is that some kind of gay code phrase? |
| not screwed unless it is a big part of your portfolio or you are in a hurry. nobody knows for sure if you are screwed, but a lot more people are talking about accumulating rddt now than they were a week ago. |
| Who knows? The story changes every 2 seconds. |
| It will be $300 by Jan 2027 only when it reverse splits 10-1! |
| Diddy is still upset about not being invited to the Epstein Party |
| he said the same crap about the Russian's war... |
| https://preview.redd.it/517onjrgw33h1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5db06fbe1b2f42eb3c4d7b992c014d5b9722de66 |
| If we control the strait why do we need a deal to open it |
| Every news outlet has that. Even the article that u/sentrypetal is complaining about includes sources from the middle east.\n\nAgain, articles should really be read before saying they’re false. |
| Trump just can’t admit defeat so he’s trying to spin it as a victory but that’s taking time. What we need to focus on in the meantime is finding the next Sandisk. |
| Isn't cycle low october 11th? |
| Oh we are. There’s no doubt in my mind \nRemember when AI pumped the stock when mentioned in an earnings call? Now we launched a rocket 🚀 to the moon just before this rally and every time the Strait is mentioned the market goes straight up like that rocket 🚀. The Algorithms and programmed to buy on any positive news fake or real. |
| Yes |
| Mods love a good circle jerk. |
| You can still delete this |
| I do feel like it’s an overraction. Threads is an alternative to x. And it’s hardly used |
| I was under the conviction that it was very overvalued still, and I was considering buying puts. Thank you for giving me the extra boost of confidence I need. |
| Everyone is utterly screwed and it will only get worse from here. \n\n (Public) Death By A Thousand Headlines Jawbone headlines are delaying the inevitable in the oil market: demand destruction. www.hfir.com |
| If the next ~2 quarters continue with triple beats, price should rise to 170-220 by EOY, even with the multiples falling. Lots of institutions and investing firms bought in the past 1-2 quarters, so they clearly see something. Whether they see something that makes sense or not is to be decided. Only hold if you think profits will keep rising, otherwise go pick something else. |
| You missed out on all the cocaine and hooker you could have done in 2025-2026? |
| Problem is the large wealth disparity, mental health problems, drug problems, etc\n\nAnything public and cheap is non workable as a result |
| In 2021, I sold 10K in ETH to buy my wife an engagement ring and it would have been worth $8K today. Great move by me |
| You misspelled Donald Trump Jr. |
| The east side bears and the west side bulls |
| Fuck Tottenham scored |
| https://preview.redd.it/35f7pkk6w33h1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6468eed4c383a2fe8e46030ac91fe562427cc446 |
| Don't worry bud, I doubt you would've held it to the end anyways. |
| DropSite News has communications with internal sources all over the ME, worth reading if you want to hear the other side. |
| \> US and Iran move closer to extending ceasefire by 60 days, say mediators\n\nRead that sentence again. All the way to the end.\n\n\> say mediators\n\nWhat part of that is a lie?\n\nIf someone doesn’t know by now that the source is a pathological liar, they should just save their money and cancel their FT subscription, as they clearly don’t read the news.\n\nIn fact, did you even read the article you’re saying is a lie? Because it doesn’t sound like you did. They specifically quote Ghalibaf saying:\n\n\> Tehran would not step back from its “rights”, especially when dealing with the US, which “has not been sincere and cannot be trusted”.\n\nAnd then Baghaei too, saying:\n\n\> we have the experience of the American side’s contradictory statements and shifting positions. They have put forth conflicting stances several times,\n\nThey’re doing exactly what you’re saying journalists should do. You just need to, you know, actually read the article before complaining about it. |
| Bers have the long wknd to doom panic themselves into a frenzy. New all time highs guaranteed Tuesday 🤣 |
| More BS. That’s all |
| You had me at thots, I’m in! |
| Interestingly even after all that is happened the UAE etf is still near ATHs\n\nthis is all a scam somehow |
| Does 🥭 forgot that we cant trade on weekend? Why does he pump and dump when market is closed? |
| Buttcorn probably going to go to about $42k by October 5th. |
| Decode is about to become 1/10th as expensive. When it does the Capex unwind will be violent. ComputeX June 2nd/5th. Skymizer HTX301 |
| For most people in the developped world, starlink is a nice to have, in their cabin or RV as you said, meaning the price has to stay reasonable or people will do without.\n\nThat's a niche market that can't scale.\n\nI was in Madagascar and used starlink at a remote hotel, it worked fine. A few years ago the place had no coverage of any kind, not even electricity (it's all solar+batteries or generators). What also worked was that there was a big cell tower now so there was also cell coverage and starlink was just a nice to have, free wifi vs having to pay for 4G/5G data. |
| Current draft of US Iran peace deal: A blank A4 paper |
| me could have been a billionaire now |
| >Senior Trump administration official: No signature on the agreement expected today. There are still a few details to close. There's still back-and-forth on certain details, some words that are important to us and some words that are important to them. The Iranian system in its current configuration doesn't move fast. It'll take a few days until this goes through all the approvals. Our understanding is that Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei has approved the broad outline of the agreement; whether this will turn into an agreement is still an open question.\n\nWhatever happened to deal being "hours away"? |
| I sold 7 Bitcoin when they were worth around $3 for a steam game. |
| > Broker Dealer\n\nCould you clarify the difference between a marker maker and a broker dealer? A market maker a neutral party facilitating transactions without bias, whereas a broker dealer is essentially acting on behalf of a institution to trade their own book? Is that right? |
| Imma say puts |
| Makes it sound better and it looks like an actual agreement in Truth Social form. They could CTRL-P the Truth Social post, sign at the bottom and it would be official. |
| Mosquito guy? Gross |
| The worse they make the website for users the more profitable it is for shareholders. Sad and bullish at the same time. |
| Like with every other product |
| A man of culture I see |
| Bibi just cannot stop like it’s an addiction to him |
| I agree. I’ve been loading up on SaaS stocks. |
| I go on Reddit every day but I genuinely never understood the hype of buying the stock. It seemingly has no value other than an entertainment social media |
| What does your wife think about this? Does she even know? |
| The put guy might have a chance. Tune in next time on dragon ball Z. |
| I can’t imagine being so fucking regarded |
| Is it growing? Then yes it will go up. |
| Spot on 🤣 |
| This doesn’t make you less gay, it just means you’re not alone in your gayness. |
| My MSFT calls 🥹🙏 |
| Bad slop is easily filterable by downvotes and mods, good/undetected slop is a direct positive signal for RLHF training. |
| We know they're rigging it. They know we know they're rigging it. But we all play along and try to make a profit. \n\nAt this point we might as well just agree to publish a hard schedule of dates and times when it pumps and dumps. In fact, that schedule oughtta become a federal law. Investors could be imprisoned for treason if they "failed to pump on schedule." |
| https://preview.redd.it/z2x3afwcv33h1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c513f88473f3baba0671d459cb7ab0dad6aae15a\n\nI mean, at some point we have to consider that maybe the dedotate guys are onto something. |
| NACHO |
| Don't worry the incoming summer interns at Palantir will take care of them |
| Skibidy dibidy, it seems 🧐 |
| How are things at the Waffle House? |
| Such a small position, you’ll be A-okay holding. |
| If that happens everything is fake and we live in a simulation. |
| 🥭Tuesday at 8:30: The Iran deal is almost finished, there may be few small sticking issues to be resolved such as Uranium, Hormuz tolls, sanctions, proxy terror financing, war reparations, etc. But other than that, it's really almost done. \n\nSPY pumps 2% at open |
| You need to DCA lower the average then get out at 180ish range |
| getting added to the SP500, growing user number and revenue, at some point Mr. Bigshory Burry buying into it which will be the top and sell point |
| Congrats on ur FIRST marriage…. |
| Lemme move in, bro. |
| Thought the same thing myself as I randomly saw it above $300 in my port - dispersed attention I suppose |
| There’s gonna be no military action it’s just gonna be cease fire after cease fire |
| Thats why they are the China Street News |
| Average down you pussy ass bitch. Rddt will 🚀🌕 if you just 💎🙌 |
| This is the way |
| Perfect weekend for the possibility of a deal for later, maybe |
| No i mean RH will release the funds Monday night at 1am. Then I transfer |
| Take a look at that Wendy's stock for the last 5y and holla back! |
| Why does he need to name all of them? |
| Waiting for the Iranian Government to pop up again and say "Yeah, no. That's not at all what we talked about." |
| Do you know anyone who's ever actually given reddit money? All the AI bots are just creating basic posts "What's it like to live here?" and "What should I do about living in this part of Omaha?" "My boss just put me on PIP, what should I do?" This whole dopey website is just training AI right now. And there's going to be no way they can sue them all for some sort of copyright case |
| Now do a fan fiction where I get laid \n\nplz |
| I sold half my position in profit on the slide. It’s way below that now. Holding the other half for now. |
| I’ve been trying to make a ban bet for SPY 776 for the 250th anniversary. I wouldn’t be surprised if King NVDA was 250 to join in on the meme market. |
| For Narnia 🫡 |
| Once you sell |
| yes |
| “To see if they back down” My brother in Christ immediately after getting back they said they were neutral on defending Taiwan and promised not to give them anymore weapons🤣 |
| what happened to user u/shortappl |
| Fo sho |
| Perfect weekend for a deal |
| Who wants to tell him? |
| Deciding to pay 40% in dividend yield and 50% in buybacks when their P/E hits 0.5, when at the time semis trade at 4160982476 P/E even though China is about to start exports of domestically produced DDR7. |
| lol. Yes. chatGPT writing its own suicide note…. \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/t61o6gs8v33h1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e6930fd141c7d28eccec699d2f7443b234c4e42 |
| Just used alcohol to teleport to Sunday. Before I black out for the next two days, is that trade deal done yet? |
| Ironically, the market will probably pump when he leaves office too. Then they open the books & it’s over. |
| It’s 3% of your portfolio. If it drops by 50%, who cares, if it goes up 100%, who cares. Just enjoy the ride |
| Hold bro I heard someone in here say it's gonna get listed in the sp500 |
| no ones touching meta form wth |
| What process do you go about in choosing your picks? |
| Yeah, I own it. I actually bought another 5 shares yesterday. Because of the leverage bearish etfs use, it could actually make us millionaires if Bitcoin sees a persistent and permanent decline over the course of several months. For that reason, I'm never selling. That's a big *if* though. If bitcoin crashed tomorrow our shares would be worth a whopping 44 a piece. If bitcoin sees a persistent and sustained decline, it will be many multiples higher than that. And I believe, like I'm sure you believe, that it's just one giant rug pull waiting to happen. \n\nI was just hoping there was an instrument that could short it directly because it's price spikes and drawdowns are soooo predictable. |
| Im holding this for both of us brother \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ihxzz7i5v33h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c32d2e73b81ce0e86a31b152713ddc0ca5b6028 |
| About tree fiddy |
| The best stock to swing trade. I’ve made dumb money. Just don’t get pressurized to buy during the rallies. There’s always tomorrow. |
| Tired of winning |
| Tell that to oil prices still moving 5-10% on any random Truth Social post from Donnie. |
| And so does giant American car unions.\n\nNote I think unions are great, especially smaller and local ones. But unfortunately many of the giant national ones in the US are corrupt. |
| I might buy more here. People do not understand how influential this site is. If they ever even start spreading out, this is another Meta. |
| The only bers left are 🥭 supporters that dont think hell pussy out |
| Spy gonna go up 5% July 4th week 😆 🤌 |
| I get being short because uncertainty, and I get most want the peace deal because calls not because of any sort of actual care about other humans, but genuinely cheering on bombing runs or naval attacks so you might turn a pittance into a slightly larger pittance is some just godawful shit imo. Fuck that mentality. |
| The data has already been used, the rest of the value is maintaining users.\n\nI sold around January my reddit position while there was still demand |
| #October 19, 1987\n\nDow drops 22%\n\nAlso, US strikes oil platforms in persian gulf\n\nPresident Ronald Reagan says\n\n"No we're not going to have a war with Iran. They're not that stupid." \n\nMy how history repeats |
| Lol the deal news was fake the whole time but markets likely won’t retrace their gains from it as evidenced by BTCs movement so far. It always only ever pumps on hopium but never reconsiders reality. |
| nooticed the weird capitalization in rDDt makes it feel less serious |
| Top confirmed |
| Article writen by Alexander Jones 🤣 |
| SPY up 13% since the first fake deal/ceasefire. I sure hope I can continue to be exit liquidity in this way! Use me baby!! |
| Worthy words to anyone who has a brain or can see clearly. While it's easy to say Tesla, Meta, CRM, Workday as candidates.. shorting is not an easy business, and the market could stay irrational pla pla pla. I would instead get into stocks that benefits from high interest/ inflation. I think though you are very optimistic on the timeline, central banks around the world started hiking interest rates. The ECB might do so next week. |
| Telling trump to not sign the peace deal cause all of his terms havent been met. \n\n[link from the guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/24/republican-hawks-trump-deal-iran) |
| “Two weeks” |
| I'm buying calls on sh** this time.. Down the drain at open and goes rip in the end.. Roller coaster |
| Forums is weighing on it; also if and when reddit get's it's head out of it's ass and allows claude and openai and gemini to have enterprise accounts that can help users find answers- clean up their responses- and essentially have agentic search (and compete with each other) then they will be the biggest money printer ever since multi-human<> agent training is completely expensive and reddit offers a cheap scalable option on emerging topics.\n\n |
| Yes |
| It'll def go up, the Reddit potential is massive |
| Bag.. its filling up with AI slop at this point, besides being intensely politically left leaning and pro China given the part Chinese ownership. |
| 100k+ in a dividend fund and I got a 1000$ dividend this weekend\n\nMy life is hallow and empty without gambling |
| Yes |
| MySpace ETF |
| with that much he should avg down |
| futes 6pm tn |
| That is the rightest strategy |
| Bers may be gay, but at least we’re not retarded enough to spam “daddy pdfile says it’s over, deal reached! Calls baby!” |
| none of his cabinet people do LOL |
| Nurse, fuck me, where is NVDIA sitting at |
| And can't afford a single Pizza now |
| Are we still in deal mode or blockade mode? 🥭 just had a new Truth. I woke up to search for the actual term of the largely negotiated deals. Now I am AI what is largely negotiated. |
| Pigeon is back!!! |
| Software is ass bro. What's the catalyst? |
| all this shit happening when markets are closed, guys just relax and see what happens tomorrow night |
| Yah ain't wrong, but its got some gas left in the tank. |
| Look at the slop that’s posted on this site then tell me if it’s worth even half its current price lol |
| Yes |
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| Maybe that’s what NvDa will Pivot too when their revenue dries up |
| u/music_is_gud check Magic Sort. I'm obsessed with this now lol |
| If you're so worried and want to see a return, buy and buy until you get a 100, then sell covered calls until you make your money back. Might take a while but better than paper handing like a bitch |
| We're gonna see a lot of "record earnings why isn't it going up" soon from chip bulls. Then when the capex unwinds next, even Wendy's dumpster can't save them. |
| Buy MOAAARRRR\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/cgn7gyrlu33h1.jpeg?width=401&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95074fcf6dce046c740d44f7e2bb264b26a3776e |
| If that fucker makes it past 2029, I'm buying calls on the Matrix |
| Shoulder to shoulder? \n\n\nLol did any ISRAHELL soldiers even see combat that's not a civilian home? |
| Yes |
| This is how TACO does everything. Announce something knowing its bullshit. |
| I have the revised deal right here in my diaper 🤲🐥 |
| Market won’t care about Cuba. What are they going to do, blockade Florida? |
| Yes |
| Yes |
| It's just a "ceasefire" extension. Member to take profits. |
| Sweet Mango allowing everybody to short oil at the high prices. BETTER LOAD UP. |
| Without fear we wouldn't have success\n\nOr something |
| > underperformed\n\nIts at 37 PE right now compared to 32 for Amazon, 29 for Google, 25 for Microsoft, and 22 for Meta |
| This sub is filled with bearish communists \n\n\nIt took the masterfully planned military exercise to expose this sub's true colors |
| Imagine millennials in their 80’s still buying Meta. |
| I’m buying more every week. Financials are strong |
| At this point im feeling like 🥭 admin will just keep pumping the market forever with bunch of fake news every day. I was a bear, scared to do calls at ATH but this time I might be switching to being a bull and just doing calls forever. Could it be the top now that a longterm bear like me is switching to bullish ? I bet market gonna go down now as soon as I do calls. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ky96ybofu33h1.png?width=1328&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec17957c75da5490ccc12f1d5dda210768814f6f\n\n |
| That stuff is going to sub 10 bucks imo. Stablecoins are the real crypto everyone is using |
| Americans love trains. American car manufacturer and oil and gas industries dont. And one is may more important then the other |
| I love women\n\nNot men, women! |
| He's a deal maker who gets the job done. Whatever deal comes out will also be advantageous as Iran will no longer be able to obtain a nuclear weapon and the entire world will be safer. So the war ended up being a monumental success. |
| Meta Forum will not kill it, but sell anyway |
| my buddy got bird bobmed right after mango dropped news too |
| Et tu 🥭? |
| wait so this peace deal thig is for real or nah |
| This is how I feel with $ADBE |
| I prefer to believe and live my life in such a way that if I dont look at my screen time...it cant he quantified into a number to compare to others therefore it cannot be identified as having a problem. \n\nProblem solved. |
| We won the war again |
| I think I know where that is 🐥 |
| I thought Reuben was a sandwich |
| 200-300 million more barrels missing.\n\nBut sure, counting in weeks works too. |
| Here's the revised deal........ 🚀☢️🚀☢️🚀☢️🚀☢️🚀☢️🚀☢️ |
| Sounds smart, but is likely not what will happen, at least not for a while. Every bear that touts this same thesis refuses to acknowledge that AI will be backstopped by the US government; it is too big to fail.\n\nAlso, the structural supply chain issues and lack of capacity in semiconductor and electrical equipment production will not allow an overbuild of infrastructure to occur. If you are mad that you are missing out on gains during this historic rally, then I suggest you find a train and hop in. We are still early innings. |
| I have no idea what other countries may be cooking up behind the scenes, but right now it appears that these companies are at the front of the industry. This isn’t something you can just throw money at and win. Could those companies try and compete, sure. Would they be at a massive disadvantage trying to catch up, absolutely. Everyone wants to shit of ASTS for delays and launch issues, but getting satellites built, shipped, shot into space, and be functional is extremely difficult. This leads me to believe that the companies that figure it out first are going to have such a massive head start that they will not only create the pricing structure for the industry but they may very well not see real significant competition for a long time. |
| Do you even read the headlines. This is the financial times quoting non credible sources and presenting this as if a deal is about to occur. A ethical newspaper would state that US mediators who have been proven erroneous multiple times are hoping for a deal. Instead they report the following;\n\n“US and Iran move closer to extending ceasefire by 60 days, say mediators\n\nTerms of the deal include the gradual reopening of the Strait of Hormuz”\n\nNone of the above is true and presenting it as true makes you liable. The same approach should be taken of all sources including the President. Either don’t report it or state clearly this is from a non credible source. A journalist is supposed to verify the truth not just report it. |
| Need Ethercorn at 1700 before I buy... |
| Yes |
| They can diddle paper oil all day but it won't change the price at the pump |
| Because if you say he isn't you're part of the FAKE NEWS MEDIA. |
| I ain't reading all that |
| next week\n\nit's a tradition at this point\n |
| I like the guy raising his hand to share thoughts and ideas |
| Very nice |
| NBC reported what State Media had to say as a response. I don't think the majority of western news had sources high up in Iranian government. |
| Im stupid. Sorry, but what’s an option chain? Not a native speaker and kinda new to the option world |
| Girls FTW! |
| He mentioned everyone except for leaders in Iran.\n\n\nCan't sign a deal with no one. |
| Basically, he is calling everyone up to beg for help. |
| Sell first then watch it take off |
| Nice try 🥭, same time in 2 weeks? |
| I can’t read that toddler babble, someone put grandpa in a home already |
| I'm sure the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Core is terrified of getting badmouthed on Truth Social.\n\nBombs, fire away, that's holy jihad but getting roasted on social media, that's just rude. |
| Giggity |
| Come on. Announce something good...but not too good\n\nI sold covered calls |
| Thats innovation baby |
| Open the casino bith.. |
| Every change which increases revenue will make Reddit worse |
| I actually looked at the Jervon's Paradox. It's certainly a bull argument for more compute demand, but that only lasts for as long as end demand is validated...and as my post says there are demand, supply, and financial risks (liquidity) converging. I guess the broader question would be with even Jevons paradox, would compute demand = capex needs at 12.5% of GDP or higher? And how much does 100 bps drop in capex as % of gdp affect the companies like NVDA etc? |
| How much tesla do you have percentage wise?\n\nIn general how man stocks do you hold? |
| Hell yeah |
| First time huh |
| Bers blinded by semen in their eyes |
| Green dildos when market opens |
| You’ll be fine but I’m a Reddit bull. This will be $300 by Jan 2027. \n\nBesides, it’s $4k. Only 3% of your port. Why are you worried? |
| We only use them for commercial and industrial transportation. Even then, truck can be cheaper. It's just too expensive to build railroads everywhere. Yes, China does it but they also have 3x as many people to move. |
| Bowelish maybe |
| You sound like a regarded true blue believer Orange Bang supporter |
| Knowing them, begging for more war and bombs because their 🇮🇱 owners demand it |
| VP Vance says It's happening soon.\n\nKing Donald Trump I. says, it will be the most best superb peace deal ever in the history of mankind.\n\nFixed it for you. |
| Actually, I think they do spin the oil prices by shorting it. They are definitely rumors of that. |
| If I ever feel old at 26 like Reddit makes me does and askreddit talks about turning 30 as very old, I just have to remind myself that even at 79 years old you can still have aspirations to be a mad king that might just come true. It’s NEVER too late…\n\n |
| Repost dawg |
| [Paul Tudor Jones touched on this](https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXzP5uvRAOT/) |
| Im full puts, one of us will survive |
| Bold of you to assume I wear pants |
| I heard they have strippers |
| What lol. The current price has nothing to do with forum? It was announced a couple days ago |
| [NBC Nightly News](https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news-netcast/video/nbc-nightly-news-full-episode-may-23-263864389668) reported what occurred and that Iran still needed to agree and thet they intend to control the strait. The deal may also hinge on them being able to control the strait. \n |
| China is def coaching Iran on how to play the USA.\n\nI suspect China makes a pressure play on Taiwan to see if UsA backs down. NVDA will go down 40% overnight if they can’t get their Rubin chips out of Taiwan |
| The art of the deal (maybe) 🤌 |
| Start your Wendy’s career |
| You just grab 'em by the market opening |
| You bought a moderated slightly better 4 Chan Internet forum |
| Jevons paradox? |
| Let's cross our fingers that we get an incredibly weak deal that won't even be implemented so we can negotiate more over the nuclear issue because that will definitely end with a great deal. |
| I did stop. I’m the one who said I quit almost a year ago. Are you sure you’re not drinking right now?! Haha |
| uh facts |
| its funny at the same time theres same amount of bulls here refreshing that Oil futures and ig CFD charts to feed the brain fake made up positive/hopium/copium numbers because the deals falling apart and they have to save their wayyyyyyy OTM calls |
| Do you have a magic eight ball? |
| I call it a banana hammock. |
| you'll b alright. it's not like this website is a POS or anything. |
| At this point, maybe we should just sail to the Strait ourselves to see what’s actually happening |
| Bags for now until we see that Forum is not going to be a threat |
| I think its in THEIR best interest, so the market makers and the institutions can use all of us here for existing liquidity. It is their job to hype the degens up so they can exit before they cant |
| Yes. |
| Sold too early bro |
| nah dog she wouldnt do that to me |
| If the future is in space (I hope it is) why wouldn't other companies, let's say from China, Europe, Japan, be able to compete with SpaceX ? US ones, too. |
| Does that sound bowlish to you? |
| He definitely doesn't use AI to polish anything he posts |
| Yes. |
| Purely technical perspective, never heard of this thing before. Bearish divergence on RSI, but it is still in uptrend. May be going down soon if the whole market pulls it down and breaks down from the ascending channel, but first it is likely to bump into 25.62.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/so4p2gzqt33h1.png?width=1806&format=png&auto=webp&s=0da9abe6db1c11650ebe7b650ea3757400b36fc4 |
| Why does the US just hate trains so much? The US was a major pioneer of railroad construction in the 19th century and for some reason fell behind the whole world after that. |
| so you think they're actively trading against the non-toxic deltas to make them expire worthless? |
| One side is generating content w/ AI, the other side is summarizing content w/ AI. Seems pretty bullish to me. |
| Me, a 6'5" dude stretching back and touching the velvet with his toe |
| This is great. Market will keep pumping on the hopes of a deal since no one wants to get caught with their pants down and miss the pump lol |
| I find it ironic that a company that calls itself “fairlife” sells the most expensive milk, guess life is fair for the cows but not us hoomans |
| Mango can spin how ever he want but he can't spin oil price |
| The art of the deal (kind of) 🤌 |
| Greed really got bowls blinded |
| I HATE the 'thank you for attention to this matter' with a fucking PASSION. The entire world is looking at this bro, don't assume it's some kind of side thing that 'oh thank you for paying attention' you fuck. |
| Put it in the thots you mean? |
| Calls it is |
| https://preview.redd.it/i2wcojzat33h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=babf9308f1dac4a8d76ae691457f3fdd2fd9ffd2\n\n |
| Let’s see how Apple does with the new CEO |
| It seems he mostly gave up on that and instead building regular tunnels but grifting taxpayer money and cutting corners so they are a few steps away from mass people dying. |
| In your opinion what will be the next industry where funds will go? If capex winds down and the debt comes knocking, NVDA, Sndk, and mu will drop heavily. Instead of shorting, I plan to just exit these positions when the first signs of weakness shows in 2027. Is space industry a good bet on the next gold rush? |
| 72 if you count all of them. |
| NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS FOR IRAN. BACK TO PUMPING |
| Some of us are more viper than others |
| your username |
| So the maybe deal is a just an agreement that a deal could be reached and the straight is staying closed until that happens 🫠 |
| Step 1: Have $400k |
| Hey be nice to the broke boy |
| Should we call it a bathing *suit* if it's only shorts? |
| With just your friends group. Not helpful. That’s the point. |
| SOXD could be an interesting play as well. But timing is everything. |
| That’s exactly what I was thinking. |
| No way this this sent by him, he can’t remember and spell those names for sure |
| Bibi called his little taco and deal is gone. Art of the deal. Thank you for your attention on this matter. |
| I see what you did |
| Be Best |
| Some of the revenue to market cap ratios are real head scratchers |
| I HATE this timeline! |
| Yeah but the guy is asking which hole |
| i went from happy i sold my USO calls, to mad, to relief, to now indifference |
| https://preview.redd.it/dhd9civws33h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d17370afa06890c7fa231cef3e060cc4bb2251f4\n\n |
| Glasses wearable taking off would be the catalyst.\n |
| EzPass operates in a few different states, AFAIK. |
| Embarrassing...or should be |
| Bloomberg headlines the past few weeks have been about the run for debt by google first and now ‘Tech’ in general running to Europe etc for bonds…. This is the least regarded take I’ve seen kudos |
| I have puts on oil. Im willing to bet this resolves today or tomorrow. You knows maybe we get lucky af and this resolves during market open |
| Donald sundowning again? |
| 🤣 |
| I’m starting to think, that maybe he never had concepts of a plan. |
| OKC. Spurs couldn't play any better than Game 1 and they still almost lost. |
| Like Tesla did on EVs way back when. SpaceX will eventually lose market share just like Tesla |
| This is a leak from Iranian news sources. |
| We need people like you so we can make money. I hope you get out unhurt from this and invest smarter. |
| Saturday Nights the Night for (not) Fighting! |
| A loving loyal supportive partner is worth far more than $2 million. |
| Ideally we block all their oil, completely isolate them and their economy. Then it's a lot less messy to get a Delcy Rodriguez like Venezuela. |
| I’m gonna start a wsb on the new forum |
| When weekend wallstreet moves in my favor its real & true. When it doesn't, its a low volume cuck fest of regards. Its really quite simple. |
| THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCEPT OF A DRAFT OF ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER! |
| Nvm I asked him and he said he’s retired. He’s just doing it to get away from his wife lol |
| 🤢 |
| facts |
| https://preview.redd.it/j0wcw93ms33h1.png?width=187&format=png&auto=webp&s=5db1959ec224bcb8002dcd07c6f9ad6e1a9ae1ad\n\n |
| Zuckbot, dat u? |
| Don’t report what the most influential person in the world is saying? You seriously think that’s the ethical thing to do?\n\nNo serious outlet reports the US government as credible. But it is a fact that the US government is \*saying\* they’re making progress with the deal. A journalist needs to report facts.\n\nJust place the blame on who actually deserves it, and it’s not journalists. |
| and they will do it again =( and people who don't will say "both sides" |
| All I'm thinking is there's no way he knows any of these people's names. |
| TIL Bibi is the President of the US of A 🤦♀️ |
| Me2 |
| hope you signed up then. i'm not going back to the middle east. |
| Is he pitching hyperloop again?🤣 |
| WSB goner of the year award goes to the regard with reading comprehension and sense of pound town |
| Every hour. Even at 9pm on a Saturday night! |
| Niflaw |
| Per smarter people than me, Oil was forming a falling wedge pattern on the 1 Month and, more importantly, the 1 Week chart before breaking the pattern and going down on hopes of this deal this weekend.\n\n\nDespite the Market manipulation, Oil futures can get back into that wedge pattern because most Oil purchasers have fucking eyes to see that supply is still restricted.\n\n\nIf oil resumes the wedge pattern, then it may be about to squeeze higher before end of week as a result of the falling wedge pattern.\n\n\nTLDR: In a world of Highly Regarded deal makers, Oil may go to $125+ EOW, Regardless. |
| Not sure because I usually have some sort of screen playing something. TV in the background while I'm working, phone and computer while I'm trading |
| Operation blow their balls off |
| ...and then? |
| Axios and Barak Ravid's White House sources still desperate to project something will get done. \n\nLMAO |
| Not me my bro |
| It’ll hurt even worse after the divorce |
| Bro like we know how this is gonna effect anything. \n\nNext tweet could be fake deals or nukes landing. |
| Id pay to sacrifice you lmaoo |
| Yawn |
| My bro unhappy I love women |
| you dont realize its just to pump stock prices for a day yet? |
| No wonder he won the prestigious FIFA Peace prize. He's out here making peace deals every day! |
| Amen. \n\nFucking idiots thinking that propagating information in whatever form, whether factual or not, constitutes as journalism. |
| This time it's different. |
| Elon: "traffic with cars is a problem!! the solution is digging under ground with more cars!!"\n\nHow much ketamine has to burn holes through your brain to think this is a good idea. |
| You actually don't understand we are making something smarter than us and think thos is another train tefhnoo. RIP |
| This whole market is schizo |
| 🥭 said no rush, they ain't announcing shit |
| Art of the fuckin repetitive lies & deceptions |
| Bro my calls are going to be BAGS at open |
| 🥭has calls and knows that “deal soon” = +3% and “no deal” = -1.5%. \nSo later today we’ll get a new “deal soon,” Monday morning “no deal,” and another “deal soon” on Tuesday morning → market +10%. 4D chess. |
| So auction is more apt? |
| Pretty sure that guy is a retard. I'm not certain since I don't really know who he is but based on the other posts I've seen... |
| Wasn’t Tesla in the same boat? 🤔 |
| what are you training for? putting fries in the bag? |
| In order to stress the most important part of that my new version is:\n\nIf it cooks, cleans or fucks... |
| Whatever. What does this mean for MU is all I care about this weekend |
| he's so desperate for approval he'll lie about accomplishments of any kind. \n\nHe's really not worth paying attention to except to gather further evidence of crimes. |
| Next DJT tweet is for sure starting with “Just got off the phone with Warsh” |
| Whenever Donnie post something, traders be like\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/71ogqy4zr33h1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a0f16df2020675381fd99add675f196ad90d93 |
| Don’t report it. That’s Journalism ethics. If the source is compromised or a habitual liar don’t report it. Reporting a non credible source as credible is unethical and then you become the liar and should be held accountable as an active participant in the lie. |
| Ngl the pager operation was some spy movie shit. |
| TACO 🌮 |
| 6-8 but I have been watching training videos on phone as well |
| Just crawl my man |
| Turned off the automatic notifications, some things are best left unknown |
| He doesn't need any help looking like a fool. |
| Lol, it will never be announced any deal. He will keep talking about this “deal” for the week and then say on Friday that there was no deal |
| The blockade will remain in place? Iran is ok with that? Doubtful, but at this point, who gives a shit. |
| They report Trump/White House/diplomats claims. Clearly putting quotes and conditional and using caution.\n\nI agree that with this, more caution should be used, it's not the first rodeo. |
| If I were them I would hold out until the midterms. |
| 2-3 weeks |
| How does anyone still think this guy is a good negotiator? |
| How many hours of screen time are y’all averaging? 🫣 |
| uh |
| I think it's because of a mixture of product complexity and feeling of trust when people you are trading are sitting in front of you. Remember these guys are trading physical things that need to be delivered to specific places on specific dates. |
| Fallacy of infinite holding assumption.\n\nYou’re have sold at some point, if not for the ring |
| What the heck my bro E \n\n\nWhat the heck |
| TACO to lower gas prices before the election |
| me and bitcoin. i mined a few when they were new and sold for $15 because I couldn't believe anybody paid real cash for RuneScape gold let alone a digital vapor coin |
| SOFI is a bank, gets banks' PE\n\nRKLB is a $20-$30 stock, it has no business being an $80 billion company. |
| Did you not hear him? He said WE. As in US. As in YOU and ME. |
| Peer pressure will surely work when bombs didn't. |
| Biggest nickel squeeze in 2022. Had to unwind every single trade. Or some poor cunt had to. Fuck that.\n\nhttps://internationalbanker.com/brokerage/the-nickel-short-squeeze-what-happened/ |
| Nah just a dude grinding a second job so he can have more money to BUY MORE STOCKS |
| Never let them guess your next move |
| STFU 🥭 |
| In other words. I’ve wrecked everything and I’m trying to convince the world that everything is going to be ok until after November. What a buffoon. |
| They gonna announce some bare minimal details tomorrow before futures open, 7% rally on Tuesday. Bulls rejoice |
| POTUS is a devoted scholar of middle east politics... Or Rubio typed it out, or better yet, ChatGPT. |
| That wife better be amazing or I’d be bitter asf |
| he will change his mind by tuesday haha , |
| Could just be a compsci grad LMFAO |
| I wish I could remember what sub I seen today's taco in 🤣🤣 |
| It won't. Which is why either the blockade succeeds and the regime collapses, or it holds on and we invade.\n\nLook Iran isn't getting nukes lmao you'll see. Even China and Russia don't want every little state armed with nukes.\n\nIf Ukraine had a nuke Russia wouldn't even have the little land they got from it. |
| Reporting a deal is done when it isn’t. Look at this bs headline. I’m guessing the mediators are a bunch of US Trump Loyalists. That’s an uncredible source because they have lied multiple times before. Such news should not be reported at all.\n\n“US and Iran move closer to extending ceasefire by 60 days, say mediators\n\nTerms of the deal include the gradual reopening of the Strait of Hormuz”\n\nWhat deal, what 60 days what bs. |
| Damn, have y'all looked at Autozone's all time chart?\n\nWhy VOO and chill when you can Autozone and chill? |
| Again and again |
| https://preview.redd.it/powu9vuir33h1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22224f2113248978e464e4fd0d9ac332ea93c68c |
| Tough weekend for Disneyland |
| Journalism used to have the confidence to call out obvious bullshit. Now they’re terrified of being called biased so they are just dutiful stenographers. |
| And Lucy pulls the football away once again. |
| Palantir first beta launch. |
| I love women my bro unhappy |
| I think they’re trying to make him look a fool. Why would they agree to anything? Every “agreement” they’ve made has resulted in them being attacked. |
| So is Iran. |
| lol I out like 25k into a 15k car at the time. It was practically new. |
| I can’t wait for it to finally bust |
| The Art of the Scammer!! |
| If you sold it for an engagement ring, you still would have sold it for something else later on. These are dangerous games to play, but you never intended on holding for this long tbh. |
| Remember when Net & Yahoo detonated a plethora of pagers and cell phones like it was nothing? \n\nAnd now Elon allegedly has 10,000 Space Lasers. \n\nBullish af |
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| Switched my strat to leaps and it feels so nice to not have to worry how the market will open 😂😂 less big gains but the peace of mind is worth so much |
| I wish he would shut the fuck up |
| Oil price didnt move. This means he is making shit up. |
| Monday is the Moscow Stock Exchange is closed. |
| r/accidentalrenaissance |
| head OKC. heart Spurs |
| They are the only sources available though. Who else other than the US government can you quote on what the US government intends to do?\n\nEveryone knows the US government is unreliable, I am not sure what journalists can do about it. |
| We will miss him. Mark my words. |
| Just ask Axios what the next card will be, I hear they're very well informed. |
| Only 8 ReTruths?\n\nSAD |
| I would write puts on down days and at this point, likely close the short call position. But you could continue using credits from the puts to roll up and perhaps slightly out on red days. Also, could c \nhedge with long calls to recapture upside and leg in and out of each position such that the net is ahead and shares are kept. |
| # ✨MICRON ✨ |
| This is the condo flipper in him, the only thing he knows how to do. Try to stampede the other side into a deal. |
| Yeah but it's bullshit because if you're from out of state you have no idea the toll even exists. I make sure I know where they are all and go around. |
| If you ever decide you want to stop, there’s things out there.\n\nGoogle ‘retatrutide’ for one. It’s a three pronged peptide which is revolutionizing weight loss, but beyond that it is clearing fatty liver and in the vast majority of people, basically removes any desire to drink. |
| rip to those calls |
| https://preview.redd.it/pc32ddx1r33h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55f55c6ac8d6682f0607fd42880894827a829624 |
| Seriously fuck Axios, the only thing to come out of their reporting is watching Barak Ravid, have public meltdowns on X every time he's confronted about his reporting turning out to be nonsense. |
| Great, they're getting they're toll booth with easy pay tech |
| Just put it in\n\n\n— is what she said |