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| Sounds like Seattle. |
| Looks like weekly calls... Every week. |
| Imagine the shit theyre hiding on people in the USA |
| No tariffs anymore on Big Booty Latinas. \n\n.....tariffs still remain on American land whales |
| LOL\n\nGotta love the unknowing arrogance from those whose profession is rapidly changing. \n\nYou can stick your head in the sand if you want, but you’ll be the first left behind |
| Wow, went to zero before US flattens the entire shit hole country. Color me shocked. |
| Is said campground in FL? |
| So it’s free to buy? I’ll take a billion. |
| The Prussian Frank is due for a comeback any day now |
| It's objectively false, though. Wealthier families have more children than low-income families in developed nations. |
| holy shit lmao |
| We need to purge this retard from office, STAT |
| Ive lived 30 years and never had more than 7k cash at any given time. Ive taken extraordinary measures to raise that ath which has begun consuming my life. I sure hope buffets advice about 20k and escape velocity works out |
| Thoughts on Gold futures? |
| I'm not going to call you stupid, but your statement IS wrong. But good news! Ignorance is curable. |
| Wow, that’s when I realized the dotcom bubble was a thing. |
| He needs puts on his relationship |
| I don't have $100k but that's what I keep telling myself. I'll put in $500 or $1k after saving for a bit and get bored so damn fast that I am going full port SPX 0dtes by the end of the week. |
| Slinging dope or prostitution |
| I like my leaders to have raped fewer children. And not stolen money from children's cancer charities. And not violated the Emoluments clause daily. And not had his gestapo murder American citizens. And not shit himself in public, in front of foreign dignitaries. And not blow up the national budget deficit. And not raise the cost of **everything** 15-40%. And... well, you get it. |
| Go for the $1M Pie in the top right corner or something 🤦♂️ |
| So if I invest now, every profit will have a huge multiplier. |
| Andrew Mountbatten Windsor |
| Mogged by automod |
| The artist formerly known as Prince |
| Yeah I still have some Iraq dinar. Wish I had bought Bitcoin |
| IPA is definitely NOT cheap poor man’s beer. It was in fact originally made to survive the voyage from England to India, but only by making it higher ABV, with extra hops added, as those “preservatives” as you mentioned.. you know, those leafy green cousins of cannabis |
| 😮 |
| Just watched a video of a baby giraffe and an ostrich having a stare-off. |
| This is why I stay here and am too afraid to venture into r/indiastockmarket |
| You cant hike up the cost of medicine without making them need it first |
| I did 4400 > 59k in the past two weeks on spx 0dte. Have since given some of it back so taking a break to reset. |
| So did they lose all their money by now? This must mean being tarded is hereditary since OP grandpa was also a defense gambler based on his paper trading. |
| 🌽just made the m for McDonald pattern LMAO 🤌 |
| Some of those called me poor as a child. Their parents barely made more than min wage lmao |
| Handing Dems a valid excuse to give out stimulus checks the moment they get back in office is a real masterstroke of political strategy. /s\n\nSun Tzu is having a hearty chuckle right about now. \n |
| Peak 🥭 moment was when Tiny Dancer was playing during his speech on the tarmac, 2nd best was that Liberation Day tariff board 🤣 |
| Confidently yet completely wrong lmao |
| He could make it back Monday |
| nowhere near as progressive as I'd want, but she was still the better of the two options |
| Rub pull |
| > So the rest of the world pays the price for his domestic defeat?\n\nThat's not how tariffs work. |
| It was due to the fact that SCOTUS took away the ability for courts to issue emergency nationwide injunctions.\n\nNow everything has to go through the entire appeal process and that can take a while. Trump was mad about the injunctions, SCOTUS licked his boots, and now we have this mess. |
| i have a dollar, Can i buy infinite rial pls |
| This is like some loophole shit that would quickly get patched up in any video game within days of its release. |
| Retro retard\n\n kinky |
| Big loser fish in a small city pond |
| I don’t see anything wrong with that logic |
| Sure they have, they've stolen almost anything they re-produce.\n\nHave you heard of Simon Wang, picked 33rd in the NHL draft. |
| Jesus Christ. The shit that is coming out about Prince Andrew is fucking insane |
| Go fuck yourself, Donald. |
| Fed using nvidia cards in new money printer |
| Yea |
| I got some too because I heard people made money off of kuwait currency when it collapsed and rebounded after the invasion/retreat of Saddam's military. |
| Yea |
| The worst part of living in a small city is being surrounded by **Arrogant** losers. I like losers personally, theyre the more down to earth type. But small cities breed a very special kind of loser you wont find anywhere else. |
| I was an independent contractor in software. Between AI, tariffs killing the economy across the board, and now the AI bubble starting to pop, I had to get out before I took the 9mm shortcut to heaven. Doing better now, thankfully, but sucks to give up the self-employed dream. |
| I bought the dip |
| Just go right ahead, Donald. The higher that percentage goes, the worse your chances are for the midterms. \n\nThe SCOTUS handed him a gift and he returned it same day. 😮💨\n |
| Not every tweet is WSB newsworthy.\n\nFeel free to repost when something concrete is signed into action. |
| My god the US is a complete joke. Americans are okay with their government just openly destroying the country? |
| Stretch Armstrong + Prince Albert |
| Instructions unclear. Bought Diners Club instead. |
| I mean, yes, but also not quite.\n\nIt's more like that republicans have torpedoed limits to presidential power for decades, democrats still have a modicum of decency, republicans have no quals about full scale abuse.\n\nOther countries aren't like this. The US wasn't always like this. Republicans are what makes the difference. |
| how hyper-inflation could cause Israel to shit itself: \nIsraeli Shekel weakens and suffers from hyper-inflation => Israeli Billionaires become Thousandaires at best => no more money to lobby Politicians via AIPAC or other lobbies => Pro Palestine Groups go from relative weakness to relative strength in US => US Military and Civilian Aid to Israel stops => Arab countries turn the Tables on Israel => Free Palestine\n\nTherefore as Markets tend to inverse wsb.\n\nI advise y'all regards to full port calls on shekel and israeli stocks. |
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| Do you think he even knows how %’s work? |
| Why did they originally use fractions? |
| thats alot of days of jacking off pal |
| Gonna need Jensen to bring out j pow during ER call as a special guest for some after hours fireworks |
| MOAB. Mother of all buffets. |
| the author showed us the future, which is never the president |
| This is the most woke regime in terms of homoeroticism by far. 🥭 Constantly talks about young, handsome men and practically fell to his knees for Mamdani. |
| can only go up from here right?… right? |
| That’s Rially sad. |
| Shit is so overbought it’s not even funny. |
| Have you seen the movie The Money Pit? |
| But PaLeStInE…….. |
| 1st a |
| You can't make a few eggs without cracking a few eggs |
| Yes, because one day it will "reval" just like the IQD. 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Like, both Republicans and Democrat has to agree the man is not well right? Like you see he is clearly retarded and belong here right?\n\nI get the giga-tards don't understand it.. but jfc please 🙏 |
| Any long etf for iranian market ? |
| Adults drank too much leaded water, and then blamed their kids, after voting for someone who hates their children, so they can continue to hide their money in “offshore” accounts instead of investing in the future. Also they don’t know how to garden, and bugs scares them. |
| You have no control over that, but marrying a rich one is a lot easier than you think |
| Its been 10 days since we last saw it, not even the tariff ruling could bring it back. Just like a fever dream |
| Circuses are fun. I wouldn't mind a circus right about now. |
| So selloff on Monday and then Taco Tuesday he announces everything is back to 0% and the market jumps? Do I have that right? |
| looking for other cool + masculine dudes to come hangout and lift weights \n\n**no gay stuff** |
| Maybe little burgers they call slammers instead of sliders. |
| 🤣🤣 |
| I don't get why people oppose trump's moronic ideas. Let the asshole self destruct already. |
| I'm stil team Pepe coin |
| No, bigger one is not being born rich. |
| Enron musk. |
| Trump even shits on his own trade deals (see USMCA). It would be bad enough if he just tried to undo everything Obama/Biden, but he's even more fickle than that. |
| Mission accomplished |
| Nananananana tax man |
| we all suck at this game, damn. |
| floccinaucinihilipilification. Finally got to use the word in context! |
| Tariffs are over 50,000 |
| Enter the flugenheiben!! |
| Tf u mean, you can klarna a fucking burrito |
| Yep. I have been buying IBIT because of same philosophy. Going to tard hard |
| You can only do it for 150 days. |
| Puts are easier and cheaper. |
| Oh no how will they sell oil in dollars now |
| I'll take "his ass" for $400 Alex |
| BAN |
| Biggest mistake is marrying poor. 🥀 |
| I just bought all of them. Every single one |
| Hegseth kennedy do so many homocoded things, kind of weird |
| Yup, that’s why we don’t hear about the Uyghur detention center subject lately by the EU |
| So much less regarded than what I'm doing. |
| Jackin off and then buying 0dte calls at open on Monday |
| Iran join brics now |
| I like how he always finds a way to play with tariffs. Supreme Court who? |
| Every tine WSB declares BTC dead it pops again. Please stop. This is not valueinvesting. WSB shouldn’t be taking moral stands. We invest in the dumbest shit as long as we think it will make money. |
| The 2012 film hit and run with Dax Sheppard has Dinar in the plot so it was so popular it was imitated. |
| Bro, we elected a demented clown. He’s also, you know, breaking laws and violating the constitution every single day. This is not normal.\n\nFor future elections we need to get a whole lot better about illustrating the difference between a stale bland ham sandwich and a poisoned bowl of diarrhea soup infused with fishhooks. I don’t “want” to eat either but one of those things is not fucking edible.\n |
| Ya mamas the only clown, the only thing funny is how light your pockets are. |
| No it hasn't, that's a glitch on google. You can see the live price on bonbast.com |
| Please don’t insult pigeons |
| 30%.....no balls..... |
| My whole dipshit extended family fell for that scam. Fucking idiots |
| Handies and chicken tendies. |
| lol an 11% open P/L loss over a 6-month period and you’re upset!?!? That random noise on a stock with an annualized volatility profile of 35%. \n\nGo buy t-bills or something haha |
| Bro thinks there non-oil based sources of electricity. Not American\^ |
| Potato chips |
| The problem for Canada is that that the price of shipping their raw resources across an entire ocean limit the profits they can make. I agree with you though, massive fuck up for sure. |
| Congress bricked itself via procedural rules, they couldn't wield their power if they tried - unless there's a genuine revolt, and even then Johnson can stall. |
| And I ran, I ran so far away\n\nI just ran, Iran all night and day\n\nI couldn't get away |
| did this just happen today? |
| Its the new iraq dinar scam. As old as time, prob gonna be the same people getting scammed. |
| The Rial Truly belongs in this sub |
| Finally, Trump’s plan is working. I’m glad I dumped my life’s savings into dinar back in 2018 |
| Petulant, spoiled child. CAN WE PUT HIM IN TIME OUT ALREADY? |
| I’ll take my chances on or not.🤣 |
| Yes, next Friday. |
| “I support Trump, but this is beyond support.” /r/conservative with every damn thing he does. |
| Wave some starbucks by your door and she should leave |
| Can we see the economic research that went into determining this exact amount? We must have our best and brightest on the case. |
| IPA is literally cheap poor man’s beer. Look it up. IPA was invented to survive a long voyage to the east in the belly of a ship it’s the most vile slop ever. \n\nFor some reason hipsters now think it’s premium beer when it’s just shitty beer with shit ton of preservatives |
| No better industry to go long in then memory 😎 \n\nEverything is bullish. Everything. |
| Good bot, no questions or concerns. |
| Your can get exact Chinese copies delivered to your door for less than $20, why would you ever pay $250 for a fucking pair of sneakers made by a child in Vietnam for $5 |
| Because 30% of the country can't read past a fifth-grade level. |
| Unfortunately my normal american family will have to sell some of our 5, 10, 12 homes to buy our new boats. Economy sucks |
| What’s the trade rate on virgins? Asking for a friend. |
| I'm starting to think he's actually the worst businessman in history. |
| How does it feel being blind and deaf while choking on wrinkly old shit smeared balls |
| The sub styles itself a "cheerleading sub". The express purpose is to blow hot air up Trump's ass.\n\nIt's always funny when fresh-faced conservatives find their way there and think any discussion is being had. |
| Hopefully MMs got home after work only to realize their lambo was stolen |
| So time to buy? |
| Pumping to 700\nMonday right? |
| Where did you find them? If that’s a relative’s It could be worth pulling on the string to see where it goes, you might find an account that has just sat for years. |
| Gotta rig it for yourself by making the right friends 😝 |
| The type of zero math guys tell you to worry about |
| Probably lol since it didn’t go down fri |
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| Gamestop apes: MOASS guaranteed |
| So much better |
| I’m tired boss |
| im a fuckin retard |
| Hasn't been 50k since Pam said that. It's dropped to 49.6k since. |
| can i trade me shiba for it |
| Idk if you've seen the new food pyramid, but rice isn't that important now. |
| Bitcoin! Bitcoin! Bitcoin! Bitcoin! Bitcoin! Bitcoin! Bitcoin! Bitcoin! Bitcoin! Bitcoin! Bitcoin! Bitcoin! \n\nWait, it’s gold isn’t it? |
| So many non American foods coming to my Canadian grocery store. I hardly recognize some aisles now. Winning. |
| Bro would be better off if he just loaned me all his money and I may or may not pay him back as I please |
| Why do IPA’s make you fart a lot, my room smells like cow |
| shit probably gonna dip on tariff news |
| Canada would be the perfect country if it weren't so cold. It's like America without the trashy Americans |
| Translation: \n\n"I have shot myself in the dick. My neighbour deserved it though." |
| Goddamnit I kept trying to swipe to the next slide |
| I miss having to know what 7/8 or 15/16 was in human numbers. |
| So…MOASS? |
| Trump would be dumb enough to try and change a 0 to a 0. |
| obvious, the play is calls. think about it. then stop thinking. calls. |
| 🌽 has bottomed again, waiting for it to bounce back down in 2 months |
| Canada curling just proved that cheaters do win. Lesson for the stock market |
| Because he relied on bad intel |
| I imagine it was more useful when the currency was still worth something |
| Cash out balance and buy eight ball and case beer and try having a fun weekend |
| Got em |
| Goes up and down with other metals but doesn’t crash as hard like silver |
| Life experience in the importance of contraceptives |
| Khamenei is not in the Epstein files. |
| Nah, they dip him like making a candle |
| Great question. No. \n\nDo you have any other questions? |
| I’ll try to be nice to everybody so I don’t get banned again |
| Why does he keep punishing us?!!! |
| Thoughts on Copper? |
| I’m hoping you mean .5mg of Xanax 😂 |
| Msft is fine but your trade is dodo |
| You mean Indian State No. 29 |
| *children |
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| laugh out out out out loud. okay, libtard |
| kfc & christmas |
| He'll just announce new tariffs every 150 days. 10%, 15%, 20%, 17.1264%, etc. Maybe make it a lottery. |
| Literally billions of women out there instead of being some other guy's cuckfather |
| WHY? |
| The Great Salt Lake is of tremendous interest to me too. |
| And it could have been exponentially worse. |
| Oh great, now I’m gonna have to see Venezuelans AND Iranians in Old School RuneScape 🐉 |
| you bitches forgot VITL thursday before open! |
| No, I'm tired of being broke |
| you are the one paying the tariff you retard, it makes no difference to Canada as they can send their shit elsewhere |
| And right back up. |
| Elron and T. Cook partnership to manufacture iBabe with neuralink Ai. Carvana moons on this news |
| 1 rial ≈ $0.0000006 to $0.0000008\nThis explains why Google shows 0.00 USD per rial. |
| That's probably because you're retarded |
| well, he's a moron, so what do you expect when he gets pissed off. he has the mind of a spoiled brat |
| Small penis syndrome |
| But I was told he won affordability? |
| based |
| He’s really getting nervous about those files |
| Btc going back down |
| So, just to be clear: If the value of Iranian Rials dropped to 0.00 USD. How many Rials do I get for 100 Dollar? |
| How come corn 🌽 didn’t save them? |
| late 1890s |
| They could sell the house and live like kings in Baghdad |
| # we are one “truth” away from a mayhem Monday |
| Is Zim a gay him? Sorry, I am new to this. |
| Vintage WSB |
| ChatGPT says I'm gay |
| [Second best seller...](https://i.redd.it/dd9adkxcqwkg1.jpeg) |
| Time to buy a house in Iran. I'm in |
| Unless the quality returns, nobody is going to pay a premium again. It’s a boomer brand, but investors are not self-aware enough to realize they are boomers. Could always happen, but I remain cynical. |
| are you the promised messiah of us regards |
| I don’t get the hate for Canada given our countries fought and died together. It’s hard to ask for a better ally then that. |
| This man’s lost his marbles |
| I said that a few times after getting the booty, then i carefuly considered what i had done |
| You dropped agent orange and napalm on literal children and still lost lmfao |
| This shit is so fucking STUPID. |
| The majority of the us population ain't doing much to stop him either it seems. |
| Buy the dip on Monday |
| This sub doesn't know how to cut thier losses but maybe some businesses will |
| If enough wsb regards go long on the Israeli Shekel, it could save Palestine due to Reality inversing wsb. |
| Alexa, how do I |
| game recognize game |
| what if the sun was electricity |
| A spiteful pedo says he will raise a 10% tax on United States citizens and visitors to 15%. |
| Shit will be down -1.5% pre market and at exactly 9:31am EST Monday morning shit will be back to even. Fuck your puts |
| this, I cant even name a soup noodle comp\[any |
| Every day I more and more wish Thomas had better aim |
| I'm in the same boat...down $40k the last 3 years. But I am still betting. I want to make it back the way I lost it. Which we all know isn't going to happen.\n\nBut I honestly don't care about the money, so I'm not going to hustle for a better job or promotion or anything. I just want to win at this particular game.\n\nEven if somehow I won it back, I know I'd think I "figured it out" and subsequently blow it again. |
| Why stop at 15% flat tariffs? Just put 250% on every country so the cost of rice here is $75 |
| Pretty much impossible. They’ve been burned so much since dating apps that they know all the tricks |
| So you’re telling me it’s actually a good time to MOVE to Iran with your American dollars? |
| Fuck it, let em. They’re only gonna learn one way |
| lol Scotty B recently said this was a US created crash:\n\nhttps://www.aljazeera.com/amp/economy/2026/2/13/us-says-it-caused-dollar-shortage-to-trigger-iran-protests-what-that-means |
| This week the hot dog stonk reports. I’ll share the ticker if it’s gets back over 500 M market cap, lol. Not hard to find if you’re interested. Not sure why you would be, it’s been a real (hot) dog |
| ChatGPT says that if you had invested $1000 in each of these stocks at this price in 1998, for a total investment of $11,000, they would be worth a total of about $8000 today. It says that most of these companies were part of the dot com bubble and failed or went to bankrupt within a few years after this. |
| Life is so ass. Playing by the rules doesn't just get you punished, it gets you kicked in the teeth. |
| "invest".\n\nhuh |
| Round the back |
| Personally, I would throw that $160 in gold |
| How do you tell her you don't want to support her bastard child and still get some play? Anyone else working on this? |
| Wish I would’ve bought more IBIT puts 🙁 |
| That's exactly the sort of thing that pissed off the Supreme Court in their ruling |
| In this country, you gotta make the chips first. Then when you get the AI you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. |
| 😆 |
| You're so far beyond help when 77M clowns in your country opt to elect a convicted felon as their president TWICE! \n\nThanks for finally unifying Europe enough to finally start ditching tech bro US software and speeding up to get a European payment method to replace VISA as well. |
| Option is gambling, its not investing. |
| It will change to either 20% or 10% depend on what side of bed his ass woke up from. |
| There’s this thing called human rights that got in the way of prior administrations. |
| PLTR is not at ath. Ask me how I know. |
| I don’t respect Canada. The tariffs are well deserved imo |
| AMZN |
| Rotating in and out of Tech like the hokey pokey Round 8 |
| Asked for it? They cheered for it |
| So what happens to the people now in iran? |
| 🥭 caused a crash and enriched his family and friends the likes of butlick in the name of deficit. Now the deficit and gdp numbers will be revised down. Only the importers and people from 🥭 circle became rich from this drama.\n\nI am tired of winning now, get this clown out. |
| The coin dragon eats |
| There is probably some weird scenario where it can get negative like when it happened to oil. |
| Iran's GPA?\n\n Zero. Point. Zero. |
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| If they get went they mold. Fungible. |
| I almost bought a short bed truck. I have no need for a full bed, but a short bed is big enough to throw a bike and such in and keep a few dirty sandy items without messing up the cab. Having a small outside hoseable storage space is useful for some people. |
| Nike’s been boosting their ad spends it looks like and some of their shoes look real good\n\nMaybe they recover soon\n |
| He already forgot after one day the maximum allowed by law is 10% |
| new model y looks nice |
| You already won 🏆 |
| Remember when the us put 250% tariffs on China, miss those days |
| Still more useful than BTC tho |
| droidphobia is NOT ok! be better sweaty |
| maybe you’re just a big fatty? |
| A Panican ! |
| I could be a Rial billionaire. |
| That's why they call them flat currencies. |
| Ok, we get Shaq to join the Wendy's board and implement a series of quality control measures and funny advertisements to foment a Papa John's style turnaround. But what's his signature product? The loaded Shaqaburger? Steak cut Shaqfries? Wendy's Summer Shaqsalad? |
| believe it or not, calls |
| Imagine saying 10% on Friday and then coming back with a “hold up, actually 15%” the day after \n\nBro is a retard |
| Unsupportive bitch. |
| Welcome to your new life of chronic pain, my old friend |
| With this administration you choose to invest more…. You must be smoking some meth or a bit mental ….. I pray they good tho, cause ole girl might get some recommendations that would feel “harsh” |
| I am waiting for at least 80% tariffs |
| Gambling |
| With what? Strongly worded letters? |
| “Oh you thought 10% was bigly? How about 15%”- 🥭 |
| Still cheaper than the last three wars you lost against rice farmers or medieval sheep fuckers |
| I used to not like YouTube autodub. Now I am watching weird slavic channels. Nice |
| I lost a ton on a mining stock years go. Since made it back but Been far more cautious since. |
| Main character energy and linkedin posts, name a more iconic duo |
| I'm going to tariff even harder! |
| Yea which is why I get something that fills me up for under $18. I don't get food that doesn't fill me up |
| back in my day an “egg-shaped penis” was just called a chode |
| we dont have boots anymore. Had to sell them to Elon musk for food credits. |
| 👑 it is. All depends on his mood |
| Still find it funny chipotle said fuck the poors |
| 100%\n\nFor about 10 years they would call realtors and schedule visits to tour million dollar house listings and tell them that they have an investment that they are cashing in soon. They eventually started getting ignored but they are still believers to this day. |
| I short her earnings |
| Guess your portfolio says otherwise unfortunately! There’s no way to beat the market unless you have an edge then the rest of the participants. You can get lucky a few times in life not everyday. Would advice do more door dash and keep investing and try not to gamble! |
| You still think there is gonna be mid terms? How cute. |
| Have you tried ICE/CBP/DHS police ? Reliable federal gov jobs with $75K sign on bonus. |
| Most are sadly probably aborted... |
| There’s a movie from the late 90’s called Jefftowne that’s a documentary about a guy with Down syndrome who just drinks and watches a ton of porn is kind of a dick. |
| You don't understand. Its the Chinese lunar new year. People need to sell their coins to buy presents. Once the bonuses kick in they'll buy back. |
| I've never been a bigger cheerleader for LDL and triglyceride. Let's go! |
| Imagine spending $30 on food and it doesn't even fill you up |
| Worse part is the deficit will still double to 72 trillion or something. You think inflation is bad now, just wait. The extra money is going to his billionaire goons, ego projects, and military so he can wave his dick around. |
| “Oh gee I wasn’t aware of that happening - anyways let us pass this SAVE act so we can’t possibly lose power and won’t have to give a fuck about you ever again” - Congress |
| both are garbage |
| not curry, but maybe curry |
| So nice we voted for him twice. The chronically offline rednecks of this country are a powerful bunch when they do no critical thinking |
| Do you Insider her trade? |
| It’s a blog post that you read and decide on your own. Much like on Reddit where we read and downvote your reply. |
| He does too have a wife.\n\nSource: I'm her boyfriend |
| Whether you like tariffs or not, this is horrible industrial policy making. Are we going to change US export regulations every 120 days just to satisfy one man's ego? I cannot imagine how gigantic of a pain in the ass this is for business owners and manufacturers. |
| Even the new Prius looks better than Tesla |
| Where do you live? Might drop by later |
| Yeah, they can predict when they’ll lose their business due to consumer spending never recovering lmao |
| Very nice bro. 😎 |
| Nothing bad ever happens over weekends anymore |
| Missiles launching in 3… 2… 1… |
| I'm certain that there is no certainty. Shit has been pretty uncertain for a bit now wouldn't you say? Time for a 0dte iron condor full port. Practically free money |
| They’ve had a few months to think of a an alternative and this is the best they got? Previously IEEPA was used as the justification, can you think of anything he can use as alternatives that can outlast midterms?\n\n> fight it in courts and just drag it out\n\n\nDrag what out? You mean potential refunds?\n\n |
| Do people actually text like this? No wonder we are doomed. No education fools |
| BUTTLICKER\n\nOUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER |
| Not like this, Rial sisters, not like this... |
| https://preview.redd.it/tn2j1fg9vwkg1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61537ba97e2938f639cb49189a6f5df87d141992 |
| Being taxed is not entertaining. |
| I like the idea. Just let it drip in the hall. That's what the cleaning staff is for. |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Do you think if I get on this bus and tell the driver I'm holding calls over the weekend he'll let me ride for free? |
| We ready to have to conversation that Rivian cars look better than Teslas? |
| So how many Rial do i get for a dollar? |
| Should I make a trip there as an American and live like a king? Calls/puts on my survival? |
| A wins a win |
| $200k worth of dinar. It was about half of my grandpas 401k at the time and they were convinced that it would revalue in the next few months. Months turned to years and now decades and they have nothing except for the equity in their house. |
| Yall a buncha funny fuckers. Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| What a cry baby |
| Insider trading |
| Now do a where are they now! |
| L’chaim |
| Ahh Americans… over 50% of you morons voted for this. |
| We are so fucked in the back |
| Fair |
| https://preview.redd.it/5fdtmotxuwkg1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c352d1c778282d8aa0312fde33b6bca785e5dddc |
| Epstein wasn't nano if you know what I mean |
| I don't trust my stock picking abilities enough to invest without options. I want to get in at a discount. |
| I feel like you’ll need to pay for that. \n\nIn rial |
| Does that mean you can now buy an infinite amount of it? |
| I had friends when I worked that thst bought land around Basrah. I doubt they will see a return. |
| Gays are the richest so join the club bro |
| Is there anyone more insufferable? |
| The onky way us up from now B) |
| Keep it rial |
| just to confirm, all tariffs do is make things more expensive for the american people right? |
| art of the feel. 🙌 🍑 |
| It’s crazy to me how people get so upset over one single trans kid… Lets waste everyone’s time passing laws and other bullshit because of one kid. |
| ChatGPT estimates 1998 (+/- 1 year) |
| iranian dancing youtuber gf when? |
| You don’t have a wife retard |
| My people 🙂 |
| Old news. Where have you been? |
| I'm Spartacus! |
| #TLDR\n\n ---\n\n Ticker: EQIX / DLR\n\n Direction: Up\n\n Prognosis: Rotate profits from Chips (NVDA) into Data Center REITs\n\n Reality Check: AI needs a house and electricity, not just a GPU |
| Sunk cost fallacy retard |
| Can I bet on it going even lower? |
| I have been picking the wrong side 100% of the time fuck |
| >In Jamaica .6% of the coastline is public for citizens to enjoy.\n\nNo fucking way |
| Bc they're better than us. |
| You know that big disclaimer at the top of the IG website saying 71% of clients lose money on CFDs?\n\nYou should NOT be happy that 80% of CFD traders agree with you |
| A two income household is literally the best so make sure your wife has two jobs |
| Downvote me to send spy to 650 |
| They mean judges who respect the constitution and the rule of law, rather than just doing whatever Trump tells them to do. You know, real judges. |
| Feature. |
| You’re only asking that now? |
| He must be into loss porn |
| I have a poker game at my house tonight. One bottle of wine, 50 mg edibles 5 mg Xanax. \n\nI think i have a pretty good chance of winning with that type of edge |
| You're in line behind Jared Kushner. |
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| just in time for another april dump, will he make this an annual thing |
| Yeah, trade gambling for a different hobby. |
| Blackwater just swooped up a boatload so I’d bargain yes, but the market has taken a hit so it may be a slower upturn than you would like to see |
| ahh sweet manipulation on state level |
| Yet…\n\nGive it a minute. |
| This meme has been getting a workout lately. |
| At least your traditional IRA is in green! |
| Now there's a question of how repayment is even going to work. If they repay companies then the companies win twice because they got an excuse to increase prices while also getting tariffs refunded.\n\nIf they refund individual consumers it would put an undo burden on companies to calculate who deserves a refund and how much. If the burden is put on the average consumer they probably won't know which goods count! Also many products use parts from multiple countries.\n\nThis would be good news for stocks at least if he would just give up and not keep throwing tariff tantrums. |
| Rial lies rial lies rial eyes |
| They keep saying that like they think it's some kind of own. Yes, Trump is deranged. So are the people who still support him. So it's really more of a self own. It definitely has nothing to do with "the libs" or with any sane, reasonable person. |
| The world should tariff 16 percent that would get him |
| Yeah but he’s not saying that part out loud yet. He’s just saying he’s sad for his co conspirator Andrew Mountbatten for getting arrested. |
| Has to be a huge waste of money and resources moving all that stuff to the middle east if they aren't going to use it |
| Mob mentality goes hard. Also as a league of legends player I have to agree there are many vile people playing this game. |
| Dude I’m still so mad I used to have this shitty brokerage when I started out that didn’t have options so I put money in Haliburton shares, which mooned when the war broke out obviously but the calls would’ve been insane |
| Ticker ran out of zeros to put after the decimal is all. |
| 🤣🤣 |
| Because if he started at 15% he couldn’t raise it again. \n\nStart at 10% and when the media starts reporting on other shit he does, or focusing on the Epstein files. Boom 5% higher |
| he loves the poorly educated ;)\n \nand I guess it's commutative. |
| **release the jewish nanomachines** |
| 🌽 crashing |
| or it will leg up to $1000? |
| Battleship Class type food portions |
| Claude \n"will I get this job at anthropic?"\n\n"I would say yes but just in case I would suggest an application to OpenAI, but be advised there are ads played during the resume submission process" |
| If tariffs are the distraction to the Epstein files then the only way out is a bigger distraction which is to start a war. As soon as a missile drops all talk of tariffs will be forgotten, in theory. \nMakes me want to preemptively buy more DFN. |
| Well if you’re on the right forums they will tell you that tomorrow is the day that it will revalue and we will all be trillionaires. |
| Are you for Rial? Doesn’t look good lol |
| So long as you’re checking it’s using reliable sources, and you do actually know what you’re doing, but at that point it’s probably going to be summarising information you’re already aware of if you’re keeping yourself up to date. \nMight occasionally see a blind spot or provide a perspective you weren’t considering, but even then checking it’s not hallucinating would be important. \n\nI find it works well when I ask it to tell me why I am wrong haha |
| Their heads when they talk |
| Cause they took his name off towers . malania fell in love with tredeau . Prob lots of other reasons . |
| The rial collapsed due to a combination of US sanctions under Trump's "maximum pressure" policy, which deliberately created a dollar shortage by cutting off Iran's oil exports and banking access. The rial plunged from ~700,000 per USD in Jan 2025 to over 1.6 million by early 2026. \n\nKey drivers: US Treasury blocking Iran's shadow banking networks and ghost oil fleet, energy shortages from the June 2025 Israel-Iran war, chronic money-printing causing hyperinflation, and loss of hard currency reserves. The regime's preferential exchange rate system collapsed in Dec 2025, triggering merchant protests that spread nationwide. Some currency trackers briefly displayed the rial as "$0.00" in early Jan when the depreciation exceeded their processing limits.\n\n---\n\n*^(This comment was generated by moonshotai/kimi-k2.5)* |
| You mean fuck their kids and grandkids, right? It is what he likes. |
| We dont give a flying fuck anymore donald. Just go away. You are very annoying |
| If it makes you feel better you were right and SLV pumped After u took a 17k loss |
| RIP Phil Hartman |
| Wrong side |
| @grok what caused this drastic change? |
| It's sort of a microcosm of the conservative movement isn't it? As long as you show total fealty you'll be accepted even if you're the most vile person imaginable (a League of Legends player) |
| I bet he all inned on some shitty meme stock and is down a lot and can't tell the gf |
| And in a twist of irony, 🥭 defeated his own ability to crash the stock market... |
| Wait… 200k Dinar or 200k USD worth of Dinar? I have a 100k Dinar note that I got for free around that same time, still has Saddam on it. |
| I dunno, dude wisely invested in 3k of stock loss deductions every year. That's solid financial footing! |
| Show your husband’s wife’s tits |
| Why does mango hate Canada so much |
| 33%* |
| Ur no fun. Booooooooo |
| *Cries and goes to gym* |
| LMFAO, bro still getting more than half the 90% of WSB probably\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/yncj2pbhtwkg1.png?width=430&format=png&auto=webp&s=bbe2b862e6795706a637ce098c29296215bd329a\n\n |
| I'm not a bot you regard. Check my comment history. |
| Do what I do and only buy 1 option contract at $189 cuz I’m a total bitch and post to r/antstreetbets |
| CALLS MENTIONED |
| In 1979, 1 Iranian Rial was about 1.4 cents. The Islamic revolution tanked the economy. |
| We’re talking the same $20,000 spent 60 times and I walked away only making $800 |
| Wait so if I sell my pokemon cards there I can be a billionaire? |
| Right and your investments are making less than they could be since your money is worth less every day this jackass is using tariffs to bypass Congress and just take money directly from you that he can do whatever he wants with. Including funneling it into his made up board he has given himself god-tier power on. |
| Twice the pedophilia |
| 50% chance you're right if you pick a side, 100% chance you're wrong if you don't |
| Are you retarded |
| Red Rum |
| Wait wait are we talking 1.2 million > 800 or 1.2m cost basis, diamond handed back to nearly break even? |
| Does this go on top of existing tariffs? |
| blackrock getting involved just means there is enough volume that they can make money off of it. that doesn't mean the price of bitcoin has to go up. |
| Chill Epstein |
| Trying to "raise tariffs" to dump the market again Mr taco?\n\nYeah, nobody is falling for it anymore. |
| True. But It’s normal over there to use large denominations b/c the currency has been devalued for so long. Bread is currently like 20,000-30,000 tomans, It just makes it a little easier vs saying 200,000-300,000 rials. |
| Spooge upward, Monday |
| Signal chat leak |
| https://preview.redd.it/mkguk9d8twkg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e35ad905c613d3235da78b358ed1e21423217a0\n\nOh I’m sorry, thought this was America! |
| Going all in on this and the Cuban peso. |
| Buy the dip lol |
| I just assume at this point everyone ignores the tariffs and operates like they were never implemented in the first place. |
| Sad. I didn't know IBS was hereditary. |
| You’ve missed my point entirely! Wish you well. |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| I might be the only regard who can get a margin call on a Saturday |
| Can’t wait to spend my Saturday night at a 1 year olds birthday party \n\nSomeone save me ffs |
| Feels like his tweet about countries ripping us off should include us, I feel like I’m being ripped off by Trumps tariffs too, can we sue him? |
| all you need to do is buy a spread of vaguely interesting techstocks and futurism, and wait out the cycle instead of buying calls and puts or memestocks |
| Ah I see. China tariffs good, USA tariffs bad. Thanks for playing you fucking shill. |
| Dow is eventually going to hit 100,000 one day. Why not just do it now? |
| Ok so how is city life better? |
| Bitcoin is calling the bluff |
| The real retard is the one who didn't link the original.\n\n \n[https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1rayh23/aio\_boyfriend\_is\_expecting\_me\_to\_pay\_for/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1rayh23/aio_boyfriend_is_expecting_me_to_pay_for/) |
| I’m going to need Carvana at $130 on Monday to break even 😔 |
| Are you claiming that US farmers are not being bailed out due to the impact of 🥭 tariffs?\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trump_administration_farmer_bailouts\n\nIf you tariff a country that has the ability to respond they will. Why would a country not respond when you're attempting to reduce their ability to sell products. \n\nChina has just posted their largest trade surplus, so where's the pain? Looks to me that they have been given the cover to further screw up the American farming sector whilst continuing on as normal. US companies can't find alternatives to cheap Chinese manufacturing it seems. |
| If it goes negative does that mean I can ask for USD for taking the Rial from someone? |
| SmallD chess |
| We fucked back |
| I mean a lot of border towns have taken considerable economic hits, and historically the vast majority of these towns on both sides of the border aren’t big manufacturing or economic hubs. I understand the frustration, but unfortunately the benefits of global trade will largely be seen in the cities before anywhere else. \n\nYou may not personally reap any of the benefits for a while, but it’s unfair to first ask me what Canada has gained and then move the goalpost to ask how Canadian lives have become better when Carney hasn’t even been in office for a year. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0rfskcnvswkg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63ca7755298718e5b38f14391d8c5de4e54a0aab |
Que os parece este video de talasofobia  NO APTO PARA TALASOFOBICOS. NO MIRES PARA ABAJO. #misterio #viral #trending #shorts www.youtube.com |
| We are so back (we're fucked) |
| Pump to 150 in 3 weeks |
| Is he retarded |
| Probably not helpful in the gulag commissary |
| Nice.\n\nI bought the $47.50 strike last week and actually sold on Thursday when it went up 10%. |
| Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a *dick*.. |
| This shits chess not checkers!!! |
| I don't even know what the tariffs are now. At this point it's handled regressively, I just pay them as each order comes in. What the fuck else can I do? I can't buy domestically, I can't justify a large front order and storage plan, I can't plan on what the tariffs are going to be next month yet alone next year.\n\nI'm about to move to Vietnam and just bribe a US official to say it's made in the USA |
| Guess they have to do a culling again |
| He'll just write another EO restarting the 150 days.\n\n\n\n |
| 0D checkers. |
| Lol. No point in suggesting anything to gamblers. Human nature. They won't stop until it all blows up. Always the same end to the story. I work in Finance and 2 friends had the same addiction. They wouldn't listen. One has nothing left. 2nd has burnt through 100k and continues to work on his gambling skills. Lol. |
| Does this mean I can buy beachfront property for $0? |
| How does one aquire these? Need them now |
| To show what I’m saying is correct… |
| I've read that book |
| Just so he can line his pockets. I just don’t understand how this blatant embezzlement keeps on happening. |
| I fucked your couch |
| Not sure how you make America great again by making the rest of the world hate you. |
| No way Nvidia will go above 190 again. After the earnings it will crash down hard with the whole market. Last earnings in November it also crashed hard. This time will be worse. |
| $218 if Jensen says "JPow" |
| When you mix it with the fed money printer Brrrr, its worth even more! |
| Can't they essentially reprint the money and be like "tough cookies" for the iraqi dinar? Because the whole isis taking a bunch? |
| Americans love the guy. They get what they deserve.\n\n\nRemember, Trump gained a 11million more votes in 2020, and then another 5 million in 2024 ( winning the popular vote mind you ).\n\n\nThis guy represents America. |
| All rooms have a view. |
| They should just do a reverse split like those scam companies do usually. |
| It was like 60 separate $20,000~ transactions in an hour period iirc\n\nStairs up elevator down happened |
| >Basically title I am now going to withdraw it because thus is not for me\n\nAlright buddy, I'll see you on Monday. |
| 37 seconds after announcing 10%, cool. |
| SLV 9001 EOY |
| 🤯🤯 |
| Spy 693 Monday |
| Or it closed at $190 and thus legs up to $500 tmrw? |
| Brandy = Wood |
| Not everybodys using condoms, but everybody shits |
| Sp500 10,000 lets get it over with lol |
| 160 on black |
| opposite of whatever you buy |
| So if Iranians bought retard coin before the crash they would be trillionaires in Iran |
| Another day, another Taco Tantrum. |
| Mohammed, not Jesus. |
| Should I buy land in Iran when it’s invaded? |
| Redart |
| What’s the group think on SLV? Dumps, stays in a range, or moons? I need to know what people are thinking here so I can inverse it |
| Nice cope |
| Also, you don't have to censor yourself on Reddit. |
| 🧸 |
| Nvidia closed at almost 190$. This means it will go down back to bottom of the range at 175/180 and QQQ goes down. |
| Mi Scusi |
| You a mollah? |
| Rial inflation is currently over 40% as of October 2025. Hyperinflation is typically 50% inflation or more on a MONTHLY basis. |
| You win |
| Yeah I'm basically too poor for options and I'll never be rich because I'm wary of them lol |
| What’s trader spelled backwards |
| Is there more certainty or less certainty since yesterday? |
| 200k Dinar will cost you about $150 today. Hardly an investment more like lottery/gambling money. |
| Oh ok thanks |
| Stat Padford over here |
| Did you skip the line ahead of that where it says it's because American companies are turning to cheaper alternatives? American consumers are still paying all the tariffs, the prices didn't increase as much because American companies turned to lower quality products while increasing prices |
| She'd probably put up some "Live, Laugh, Lower Cost of Living" signs or some shit |
| Takes an angry nerd to downvote on a day like this |
| But will they still send the check to me at my new home in Venezuela? |
| > college \n\n\n😬 |
| The Name of the currency...Iranian Rial, it is a cutting-edge, high-tech fiat currency,\nout of the Middle East awaiting imminent sanctions approval on a next-generation of nuclear facilities that have both huge military and civillian applications.\nNow, right now, John, the currency trades over the counter at fractions of a penny to the dollar.\nAnd by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that.\nYour profit, on a mere $ 6,000 investment, would be upwards of $ 60,000 dollars. |
| Give the retard 200$ and he’ll make it all back and then some |
| \*pulse |
| Someone forgot to mention to him the part where he can go up to 15% 😂 |
| Don't worry.. The true fallout will come after the next election when a Dem can get blamed for it. |
| closed |
| No Congress authorization only after expiration |
| Name brand ramen? Still has time left on his options then |
| > Art of the Deal\n\nA book not even written by Trump, and he personally hasn't even read it. The irony. |
| More taxes for Americans. I’ll allow it. |
| I mean. It would be kind of fun to buy like 10 USD worth and just sit on it. |
| Well he had 70k that’s more than your 50k so he wasn’t wary |
| SPY: best i can do is -0.15% |
| That is correct. |
| Guys, I’m starting to suspect that 🥭 doesn’t actually have a plan for what he is doing. |
| “Anyone? Anyone? D-O-O economics. Voodoo economics.” |
| lol - good one |
| I’m sorry what’s the flair story? |
| Ever put your nuts on the dresser? Just your nuts |
| and just have them admit people are shitting? what's next complimentary condoms? |
| You seem confused. He will do exactly what he wants and justify it with nonsense. It will wind its way slowly through the courts, he has the full power of the US government to fight it in courts and just drag it out.\n\nVolatility is going up, way up. |
| I love that sub. Stuff like this -\n\n> The tariff stuff is something I don't fully understand as someone who doesn't care about the economy as much as other issues, but you can rarely go wrong by trusting the plan. If this is something Trump and Bessent are this committed to, it's probably a good thing for America. Business is their specialty.\n\nJust the most braindead and stupid shit you will read. Pure mental illness. I hope they all suffer immensely from their own choices |
| Weekend Nasdaq already down -0.15% and 80% of traders are short. My puts will print hard. Finally I switched to the bear side and its feels good. |
| Mango adding another 15% global blanket tariff immediately after getting shot down by the Supreme Court is lowkey aura though icl |
| Now’s the time to buy land over there for cheap before trumps turns it into a casino resort. |
| You get shitty ads so you'll pay for premium |
| Who dates anymore? All people do is doom scroll and shit post when not trading or working.\n\nMaybe its just me though |
| "For $100 you can get literally infinite Rials. Imagine how many you could get with a six figure investment?" |
| The 1% is already baked in, so math says you’ll get a +0.5% day on Monday. |
| He's just her sugar baby at this point, that 'maruchan ramen' comment is just a bait in hopes she'd say "don't worry here's some money to eat" |
| Yes. He being de-clawed. Thats's why markets won't care too much monday. |
| I think this 150-day law he's using this time stipulates max of 15%\n\nEither he/they didn't realize this yesterday or was just yanking everyone's chain. |
| 🌽 consolidating for the next dump |
| The last line of the article you linked \n\n"In the end, roughly 20% of Trump’s tariffs reached actual consumers, according to the National Bureau of Economic Research paper" \n\nYou claimed that us consumers were paying 90%. Do you even read your own sources? |
| . |
| Or did the USD get really valuable? |
| Buy the dip! |
| i got you, send me 2k ill send you the one. |
| WSB seems to have no consensus play other than MSFT which is also the biggest conviction play of every subreddit so maybe it’s time to short it. |
| My genius plan: \n\nship an empty box from Iran with $10 million insurance and just let world events handle the rest. \n\nZero effort, maximum cash 💸 💵💷🤑💳🧧🛥️🏎️ |
| He’s constantly shitting his pants, like a leaky faucet. |
| Brandy = would |
| Board of Peace is Bored of Peace |
| Taking the communal plunger on a walk through the halls seems worth the money. At least half the walk is post-use |
| 🤣no one pay, workers don't process at customs, just let it pass through |
| Seems bullish to me. Even if they find a reason to keep looping 15% every 150 days, this seems to drastically reduce the volatility, especially since we are starting at the max of 15%. If Dems take Congress after the midterms, his ability to leverage tariffs seems almost entirely curtailed. |
| He has 1.5k left in his portfolio instead of 0 he might not be from here |
| Trump can stick his tariffs up his fucking arse.! 😁 |
| 10,000,000 rial note ($7) incoming! |
| China is using tariffs against America to encourage the market to trade with other countries. And it's working. They have new trade agreements with Canada, Brazil, lots of other countries, to make up for things they no longer get from America and to sell their goods to not America. \n\n\nAmerica is tariffing the world. But everyone knows it won't last long enough to justify building a new manufacturing base that takes 20+ years of production to pay itself off.\n\n\nETA: since the imbecile blocked my I'm adding here. Focused, strategic tariffs with an accomplishable goal can be good. Blanket tariffs for no reason with no viable endgame are always bad |
| I flipped my phone so its just flat |
| Around 350m people live in this country and we are allowing one man to fuck it all up. Humans are fucking stupid. |
| did you click it? WHATS THE SECRET OF BEEF!?!?! |
| Both can be true but Trump is being compared to a Downs person. |
| The Iranian rial didn't collapse overnight, it was a descend over time. Google did not show the (black) market exchange rate for the longest time, but then the government abandoned the fixed exchange rate of 42,000 to the dollar. Yet still, even though the rial is trading at around 1.6 million to the dollar Google still shows 1.2 something million, so it's not even accurate. |
| market closed, go suck some dick |
| You know you’re bored when you’re watching old Storage Wars reruns on TV. |
| I know nothing about curling, but my wife makes me sweep the kitchen floor twice a day. I feel like I could do this. |
| We hate tariffs no matter who is forcing us to pay one way or the other. |
| Tomorrow Night |
| zero went more zero rial |
| Yea i think so |
| i saw you on the internet 🤔 |
| i like mac mini. Not good for games though. |
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| Again, facts don't care about your feelings. You just don't know how supply chains work. Here's a clue, most of the things being imported are really cheap, or cheap components of something being assembled here |
| This makes that big tarrifs billboard he made last year even more hilarious, this has been an unlawful scam the whole time. Scammers gonna scam… |
| It's to die for. |
| "400, 500, and even 600%" |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Up for some, down for most, specific industrial tariffs will be challenged in court |
| Yes! |
| wrong |
| Do you think any wsb peeps are in the mafia? |
| Mr. Blutarsky…zero…point…zero |
| Is this week inverse WSB or inverse the inverse of WSB? |
| Sure I understand what you said in you’re first reply about earning free play and winning drawings, without having to lose a bunch of money, by playing the pass/DP on separate machines. Smart way to work the system and get all the perks of high casino status without losing the money to get there. That makes sense. \n\nI still don’t understanding how you got $1495 return on the $1500 in free play. Seems to me that you would be able to cash out roughly 50% of your free play by using the pass/don’t pass strategy on separate machines. Everytime your DP bet wins, your pass line bet would lose and vice versa. So you bet $30 on pass line on machine #1 and $30 on DP line on machine #2: On the come out roll, #1 wins on a 7 or 11 and loses on a 2, 3, or 12, and #2 loses on 7 or 11 and wins on a 2 or 3 with a push on 12. I understand you hedge against the push with a $1 bet on 12 so you still win the $30 when 12 rolls on the come out, but for simplicity, let’s assume the 12 never rolls. If a 12 never rolls on the come out, then you will win exactly half of your free play, minus the total of the $1 hedge bets on the 12. What am I missing? |
| Coincidence does not mean causality. |
| https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2026/02/15/americans-paid-trump-tariffs-2025-inflation/88692687007/\n\n\nRemoved too much of the Google nonsense from the URL. You can easily find more articles using your search engine of choice. Do your own research and what not |
| Nah I ain't salty. I don't think none of us are. To see one of us make it out of hell. I'll celebrate bro. And I have seven dollars in my account 😂 |
| lol a true regarded post |
| Elbows up eh! lol |
| The US and Israel doing their job as usual. |
| How does one become a billionaire\n\nStart a business with a huge moat!\n\nThat is what I am doing! |
| does he realize that no one outside of USA cares? |
| President Petulant Child strikes again. |
| Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z 🐉 |
| I should buy some Rial |
| Make it a gazillion percent |
| “Don’t trust AI” as you post screenshots of your entire conversation. Fuuuuuck OFF |
| My calls would love that, which means it won’t happen |
| Another stock market manipulation. They are simply stealing everything they can before they get executed. |
| r/ValueInvesting is going to be all over that. |
| 0^2 |
| There has to be someone in here that can help navigate the legal loopholes |
| $LITE has a PE of 200+\n\nAm I regarded for wanting to short this? |
| https://imgur.com/gallery/goofy-ill-fuckin-do-again-MvYfZxd |
| OP is just late. It’s been like this for a month or more. |
| So are tariffs up or down from a week ago lol |
| If i’m playing options it’s never more than 0.5% of my port at a time |
| I hope so, I want back in. Sold my calls last week with all this talk of further crash during CNY. Then Friday it rockets 😭 |
| This fucker frequents the league of legends subreddit with some of the worst takes possible as well lmao, cannot believe he’s a real human being |
| Hedging against vega and once I hit the lower breakeven, theta flipped in my favour. IV crush also wasn’t an issue for earnings since it deflated my short call. I was happy to take a capped max profit for extra security. |
| Take it to r/fiscallyresponsible pal |
| I didn't read your message\n\nJust decided to respond\n\nIs there a problem officer? |
| Sounds like something an 8 year old would come up with |
| Again, this isn’t a political sub so I’m not going to engage further. I will say though, that when policies like the ones I mentioned come into effect, there is a time lag. Carney just took office and a lot of these global trade deals and new policies have just come into effect so there is no immediately meaningful impact. Also, the benefits are typically first seen in the economically significant areas before moving outward. \n\nYou may not see the benefits in your life because the Estevan / Swift Current area is not economically relevant in Canada. |
| Why not 25%? Then you can really stick it to those Americans. |
| 1$=1283812 reals |
| Unlock that shit, big guy! |
| Welp there goes my retirement |
| Lul sosilly defense in depth is very much a thing |
| Okay, you’re either an idiot or a bot that can’t even read the news and keep up. |
| CPI is under 3%. Show me where the US consumer is being squeezed for more profit. |
| Calls on "fake" |
| I saw it on the internet, therefore it must be true. |
| Mac mini for college or nah |
| [<image>](https://manofmany.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Jonah-Hill-Message.jpg) |
| I don’t think people understood that tariffs were not going away on Friday. Even the so called experts on cnbc were acting like all tariffs were cancelled. And the reporters were too |
| Uppies in the near term is my guess |
| be kinda funny if the EU and Japan enact 10000% tariffs while commenting "This is what happens when you are a dick" |
| Oh no, the Tawwifs |
| This is quite skibidi of an information |
| Reddit advertisements are so weird. "Unlocking the Power of Beef." Tf kind of ad is that? \n\nRDDT could be making so much more if it just learned how to advertise |
| God damn 😂 |
| Apple really fucked up with the new IOS liquid glass update. Who designed this piece of shit. Steve 🍏 would fire the designer asap for coming up with this shit if he was still alive |
| That's highly intelligent of you |
| When my Reddit worlds collide 😂 take my upvote you SOB |
| Doesn't sound like he "invested" at all |
| Not me. I got in BOIL around 16, exited around 40 and never looked back. Best move at a Friday close I've ever made.\n\nIt's been a bloodbath since it's high though so best of luck in recovery. |
| Rial millionaires incoming |
| Miki Minach |
| Your work ethic and drive are to be commended! |
| If market reacted + 1% on 10% tariffs, it is going to be +1,5% on 15% ? 🤔🤔 |
| They used to smoke cigarettes while curing at the Olympics, it’s the most unserious unathletic Olympic “sport” |
| So, good news guys. On Friday, the cash secured puts that I previously sold, expired worthless, netting me 18.6k in premium :)\n\nBad news is that my Microsoft $405 3/6 calls are down 20k 💀 |
| “Get to the choppa!” |
| Lol "Page not found". \n\nDid you mess up the link, or did you try to link a story that got deleted? |
| Excellent. Everything will get more expensive in the USA |
| The lawyer for the case tweeted that Trump doesn’t have the authority under the act so there will be another lawsuit or court order. I don’t think market will care |
| ”again” |
| Can someone give me a tldr on markets today? |
| Oh, I get it. The "g" is replacing the "t"\n\nGood thing they can't read, or you might have upset them |
| https://preview.redd.it/kdyqlue6qwkg1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0682d59c7967724544b5f23051195fad180ea68 |
| Does the looksmaxxing even work? I don’t leave my house, so I can’t tell 😂 |
| Trump really trying to find all the new ways he can to express free will. |
| Holy W |
| Cognitive dissonance is when people feel some discomfort about conflicting views. There's no discomfort here, this is just plain old hypocrisy |
| What a punk |
| Went from basically zero to mega zero |
| Looking at the [chart](https://www.xe.com/en/currencyconverter/convert/?Amount=1&From=USD&To=IRR), it was IRR42k to US$1 on Jan 9 this year. It shot up to IRR998k the next day on Jan 10 🤯 |
| I’m buying infinity for $0 and am becoming the richest person on earth |
| Let those among us who have never started cast stones. |
| My buddy started an indoor golf business after getting out of prison. Nobody would take a chance on him and he is a relentless worker - former military. Does real well with the business. Largely seasonal as most opt for the real course when weather permits. Another benefit of the indoor golf is you are not heavily dependent on staffing it. Runs with limited support so finding reliable employees isn’t as difficult as staffing a different business that requires more support. |
| They can make it up though OF, maybe let her new boyfriend join. |
| Do you have anything to support your nonsense beliefs? When have any companies anywhere not used increased expenses as a reason to squeeze out more profit? |
| Canadian smell like beaver with marple syrup, American like aligator with Gatorade. Chef choice 😀 |
| fake |
| Believe it or not, calls. |
| Thankfully, I’m maidenless so it can’t be me |
| goyim, good news, you can now upload your ID directly to your apple wallet!! |
| In my country it used to be 3000 ROL to a USD (give or take). As a small child I simply used the term “thousands” as if it was the name of the currency. A loaf of bread? 5 thousands. A bottle of coke? 12 thousands. Whereas things like salaries and cars and things like that simply used another “currency” called millions. How much was a PC? 20 millions. Simple as. If you actually asked a lay person, not really educated in maths, how many zeroes they had to write for 200 millions they would probably get it wrong but they knew that for an apartment that was a good price. |
| Leave it |
| Likely still won’t care |
| Basically, 1,283,812 Rials to 1 USD |
| Sale begins monday |
| Bro's pipe must be good because her response in the text sounded like this was not the first time. |
| Facts don't care about your feelings sweetie\n\n\nhttps://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2026/02/15/americans-paid-trump-tariffs-2025-inflation/ |
| he'll bounce back in 18 months with girlfriend changing money |
| Good |
| DD, Q, SOLS, HON — I like spinoffs |
| This whole thing is nuts and how was it implemented with no real plan or authority, f’ing mind boggling the ineptitude of our government |
| They are doing it every week to transfer them into crab people the best super soldier project to spend U.S. taxpayer money on🦀 |
| I barely have 50k and I'm wary of even looking at options. |
| Fuck him |
| try the 1 month chart. this isn't new |
| puts on his relationship |
| I don’t think it matters |
| Red days spike my cortisol too much. Green are much better. |
| Just based on past market reaction to tariff scare’s. |
| Is this the same girl who posted about her bf busting to the stock market faster than he ever had with her? |
| Meanwhile....\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/81mgp94spwkg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20213039c80eeb56deac06fb090d35e9f328a014 |
| Yeah $70-$72k seems like the free bounce. More than that is asking a lot. Macro still looks terrible. |
| The American government is fully controlled by the financial establishment. \n\nSince there is no rational argument in favor of what the financial establishment wants, and no honest man is so foolish or brazen as to assert the ever-increasing demands of the establishment, the only solution for them to keep escalating their demands for more and more and more is for them to support a complete fucking moron. |
| Must be that time of the month |
| Bro, Iran sent their entire gold reserve to Russia months ago. There is no backing. \n\nThis is all one big performance as Russia and the US structure their deal to try to structure their new world order and leave China in the cold. Maybe it’s too late, maybe it’s not, oh what a time to be alive. |
| > allowing Qatar to build a military base in the US. \n\nIn case anyone else is curious about the nuance:\n\n> As of October 2025, the United States has authorized Qatar to construct and establish a dedicated training facility for its air force at Mountain Home Air Force Base in Idaho. \n> \n> This agreement is not for an independent, sovereign Qatari base, but rather a specialized, Qatar-funded facility within an existing U.S. installation to train Qatari pilots on F-15QA fighter jets. |
| You're right, the Rial is just as valuable as bitcoin |
| He just realized he can do that. Now, wait until he realizes it's only for 150 days before he needs Congressional approval. Talk about writing midterm campaign ads for the Dems, unless you think people will vote to keep the tariffs. Which, considering how often we vote against our own best interests, may happen. |
| Indian Hotel Cartel is cheap and would take away toilet paper and towels if they could. |
| Lol, what? |
| that’s called integer overflow not stack overflow. get it right nerd poser. 9999999999 is also not the result it overflows to |
| Oh no |
| That makes it sound like it happens, just not on a schedule. |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Can I get a billion of it then? Thanks. |
| Watch grandpa topple an empire\n\n1=0 |
| and some days later....\n\nTACO\n\nover & over & over... ad nauseam...\n\nTrumps\n\nAgain\n\nChickens\n\nOut\n\n \n |
| Where did you pull those numbers from 🤷♀️ |
| Can someone tell him it's ok to do 20% if he can just stfu for one week. |
| Does this mean we are going to war with Iran soon? |
| He's already pulled over. He can't pull over any further. |
| Good. They need to make Congress own this shit |
| US farmers have not existed in a free market for decades. We subsidize farmers because it's a good national security strategy. The fact that China is retaliating against farmers should tell you that the tariffs are actually hurting China. If the tariffs were a net negative for the USA, why would China try to stop us from making an economic mistake? Are they just acting out of the kindness of their hearts? |
| Oh he's following rules all of a sudden now? |
| "The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I've just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away." |
| Scottie’s bank runs? |
| He just looks like a child and bit of a lunatic now. He needs to take a breather |
| Always good to hold a healthy dose of scepticism. |
| Are US troops really being fed lobster this weekend? |
| With long dated LEAPS like yours , you don't panic sell either if in profit or loss when there is 2 years to expiry. Yes you might see drop in value if there are bad earnings but following year might recover. Company can turn around in 1 quarter following some contract. You might consider rolling over if it drops and believe in Quantum \n\nWorrying about earnings reports makes sense only if you have short dated calls expiring < 3 months |
| North Korea. However no one dares to force them, you know with Kim's nukes and all. |
| It'll be an interesting week. I don't think we see 82k though. 73k is possible before further down. |
| Imma be so mad if the market reacts to this 15% after not caring about the 10% |
| The bears are here earlier than their normal Sunday appearance.\n\nHey little buddies get all your yippy energy out…we understand you don’t get many wins so it’s ok |
| I didn’t downvote you. And everything you posted has no measurable result anyone can point to. It’s all fluffy photo ops with no results. Show me a nation building project for example that a shovel has touched the ground on? Canada can not and will not win an economic war with the U.S. and you Carney lovers are total fools if you think we can even survive one. |
| People are doing more than voting to resist. Quit excusing your lack of civic duty. Its just laziness. |
| Time to buy? |
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| I did and gave a lot of money to the party that lost. There are a lot of very, very proud ignorant people here who also want to exact misery on others to feel better about themselves.\n\nI'd argue our society has become rotten to the core, where rampant, unchecked greed outweighs values and the rights of man. \n\nAnd the future for humanity with respect to the climate, water and air alone? That's just magical goopityguck manufactured by the global elites, but don't you dare ask them about baby Jesus mythos. |
| #american or canadian pink Bussy?? |
| That looks rially bad |
| "What does that mean?" |
| Buy the dip |
| "It was as far as I could fall, it was as low as I could go - way past oblivion to a point only described... as Negative Zero" |
| They lowballed you with 73 women instead of the usual 100 |
| When trading options, you can’t make all the money you want in one day, but you can easily lose it all in one day. Don’t try to make a fortune on 0-day options. Be patient and accept a little money at a time and eventually that play that is a 10x runner will happen but you won’t know when. |
| Yes. Clearly Drump didn't realize he could do 15% or he would have never said 10%. He might be a dumb ass. |
| So you're saying if I buy $100 worth of Rial and over the next couple days iran makes a deal with US (highly unlikely) my investments could be worth 5 or potentially 6 digits in USD? |
| if you buy and hold normally you can make it back\n\ncovid i was down 150k and it all came back on its own. Trump i was down 100k and it all came back on its own.\n\nthe key is buy and hold. |
| One dude called another a coward for not supporting blanket global tariffs lmao. Crazy town over there 🤪 |
| Klarna is for when they maxed out their credit cards and sill want more |
| US markets are going to start the next push up |
| It'll probably take a lot more than a single court ruling to change the tides substantially. |
| Yeah she was an atrocious candidate. Too bad the democrats didn't have any real contenders. |
| “Who’s Warren Buffett?” |
| Also recently stole 10bn for his "board of peace", to waste and bribe other authoritarians. |
| Now watch this drive. |
| considering he’s wanting to pipe a robot i think that may explain why he can’t find a date |
| He said 1 USD = 0 BTC |
| I swear someone even here already predicted that the courts will strike down tariffs and he would release new ones… so I guess everyone already thought the same.\n\nI’m just retail obviously so wtf do I know about institutional investing but I think 🥭 erratic behaviour adding additional tariffs might cause big money to be a little risk off.\n\nI don’t know shit im just hoping that happens so I can buy cheap calls or maybe the market pumps then that’s also fine cause I get cheap puts instead |
| such a good movie honestly |
| Where should we buy puts? |
| The man is a pathetic idiot. |
| Curious why you would trade a 150 dollar spread over a naked call at that point? |
| You originally asked what Canada has gained and I listed some of the positives since Carney assumed office. You then pivoted to how Canadian lives are getting better. Those are two different questions. \n\nLook, I’m sorry you’re upset but this isn’t a political sub and downvoting me serves no purpose. Hope you find a healthy outlet for whatever it is you’re currently going through. |
| order in the market will not be restored until NFLX goes back to red |
| I think they understand that. But there are literally just removing a single 0. It sounds like with this valuation, they’d still be having to use huge numbers of tomans. |
| Behind the Wendy's dumpster by Thursday evening you mean |
| It was at like .00002 for over 5 years. So falling another couple hundred thousandths of a point is a big deal? |
| Was it due to ‘lack of hustle’? |
| Can you make this with Claudia Sheinbaum? I'm too regarded to make it myself. |
| Anyone who asks for a refund will be deported |
| Didn’t work. |
| I’m outside rn just don’t hit the same when I ain’t doing regarded shit here |
| not classy |
| So ? What are the stocks and why you're invested in ? |
| Yes, but that doesn’t matter until it actually happens for the purposes of stock speculation. |
| You asked AI where to invest and it suggested you AI?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/43xj8kalowkg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae4bd7a0f9810bab5d0b3eceddf78db1fca5504d |
| https://preview.redd.it/hb7ygvskowkg1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=462affbedc69d9d0ad1d0d11b937598803561152 |
| Why don’t you go find a date like everyone else? |
| I can save them. I am buying the dip. |
| They will never issue a refund, never admit wrongdoing, never admit defeat, they'll use other statutes that don't apply and give a middle finger to the supreme court and the American people. \n\nIt will be fought out in the courts for years if a company wants a refund. If we need to be at war to use IEEPA to implement tariffs, they will simply start a war. Buildup in Iran looking like go time. |
| Mango increasing tariffs from 10% to 15% to demonstrate he's not a pussy. |
| I believe most "conservative males" are just guys who can't make friends without belonging to some group. The fear of being kicked out of that group puts them back in line. |
| A compromised incontinent Russian asset Pedophile continues to destroy the country. Got it. He's not dumb, people. He's an asset. |
| “FEED ME” |
| They call it a bunker buster |
| Fat orange turd! |
| We have no confidence in your ability to identify macroeconomic trends |
| Yep. \n\nI'm in manufacturing that utilizes both raw steel and aluminum and fabricated items of the same in our process for the luxury good market. It did not take a genius to know what was going to happen when he put these policies in place as 2024 was ongoing with their stumping of these policies.\n\nIt's been rough, and I have to really keep an eye out on things every day in case the music stops while trying to plan as if it's a modicum of normalcy for even 0% growth demand with the way we plow through every week with some new inane policy or comment after the other. Much less the prospect of war with either allies or Iran.\n\nIt's crazy and this is very much not normal.\n\nAnd steel was up 56% y-o-y in January 2026 from the mill. Are we winning yet? |
| I’m young dumb and full of cu… |
| Dang ol federal gubment ain't got no bidness dictatin what states can't ban |
| Challenges should start asap. Waste their time even if it is costing the taxpayers. |
| Oh no, my retirement savings are gone! |
| once those puts hit on monday you can join the pesticide free crew \n\nwe may be down 87% on the year but our liver cleansing is up 53% |
| Sure there’s derivatives and limit orders for when the markets open amongst other ways, but there’s no explanation of that at all from them. |
| I agree, so here's WIRED, Jul 21, 2025:\n\n> #[Trump’s Commerce Secretary Loves Tariffs. His Former Investment Bank Is Taking Bets Against Them](https://www.wired.com/story/cantor-fitzgerald-trump-tariff-refunds/)\n> A subsidiary of Cantor Fitzgerald, which is run by the sons of US commerce secretary Howard Lutnick, is letting clients essentially bet that President Donald Trump’s tariffs will be struck down in court. |
| Ibrx |
| Sir you are regarded |
| In terms of nations? Kinda. USA is in it frie and brimstone teenage maximalism and rebelion phase. Many nations went through it, but centruies ago, that is where you got crusades, conquests, needless wars. Etc. \nProblem is world was a lot more insular, if spain throws a tantrum and tries some shit it wont affect sweden. But now? Your tantrums affect everyone. |
| Susan Collins reddit account? |
| What happened |
| send me your credit card info |
| Discontent until he does something to hurt a different race.. Then they love him again. |
| MAGA are the biggest dumbfucks on the planet |
| Global markets could see a massive sell off on Monday with money rotating back to US. |
| 15% is the max allowed the way he's doing it |
| dont worry guys, there is a solution you're not seeing...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/zcc5ty15owkg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2839f3a2ef3d8b3b80ba16aa63aaab6df6ce3bb\n\n |
| He negotiates with himself so I wouldn't be surprised to see him change it to 12.5% by mid-day Monday. \n\nHe loves to do drastic things over the weekend then reign them in during the trading day. Can't remember the last president who's announced so much market moving news while the market is open. |
| Myrrh is a super valuable commodity |
| Fuck it lets go 20! |
| Monday -1.5%, Tuesday -1%, Wednesday -0.57%, Thursday +1.5%, Friday -0.57% \n\nYou’re welcome :)\n\nBers make money this week, bulls back next week. |
| What's happening? Deflection. |
| Tariffs have always been bullish |
| You think they will sell up and crash it? |
| No worries. Let it hit |
| Alright grandpa, let's get you off to jail. |
| Chatpgt was pushing me to invest in Microsoft, I found that pretty funny |
| Next run maybe |
| Would be great to have a sex robot right about now. Nothing to do this weekend 😴 😒 😪 🙄 😩 🙃 |
| One is a forever a hypothetical, one is a realistic |
| There is a chance we dump Monday but doubt it’s related to tariffs |
| Hey me too. I’m at the scene where Laurence and his lawyer visits Mike Burry. |
| Looking forward to growing in to my personal. |
| Only 5,800 for SPY 800c 12/15/28 |
| I absolutely do not believe that. Tarrifs on China are at like 50%. Annual CPI is under 3%. How can your study possibly claim that the US consumer is paying 90% of the tariff cost, if we are not seeing price inflation? \n\nI don't think you actually read a study. You are either making shit up or parroting what some other redditor made up. |
| politicians pocketed it and spent it all on calls \n\nno one is seeing a cent |
| You guys really think Monday is going to be red when it was still green when he said 10% on Friday? I don't think an extra 5% is going to do much, considering corn is still green af. |
| Cisco is a pretty strong bet all round but HW companies don’t go ballistic like SW does. |
| https://preview.redd.it/fvuniw5snwkg1.png?width=532&format=png&auto=webp&s=7395689567a346e63ec24e34079cf29ddabdffeb\n\nWithout the hat on it's hard to tell. |
| It's the same kind of garbage tier Reddit investment suggestions you get on anyn of the 10000 personal finance subreddits |
| Until the non existent support gets pushed thru |
| a 1000% reduction |
| I think a good way to approach it if you’re determined to use AI, is that a summery of advice from reasonable trusted sources, in terms of long term safe financial planning, will probably do well at summarising the reasonable advice from those publications, but if it’s your savings it’s probably still worth talking to someone qualified to give advice. \n\nIt’s a very bad idea to use it for trading/betting unless you really know what you’re doing and even then it might go wrong. |
| X infinity ! |
| Imagine the most powerful country in the world being reduced to being helmed by a moronic treasonous mongrel pedophile and subverted from within to fall and burn and become a failed state, all within a few decades, and a significant portion of the population cheers it on. Shits awesome |
| Black |
| [Finally a good YouTube recommendation ](https://youtu.be/aJZGFRwuUSE) |
| Based on Friday’s market response, this news is good for +1% on Monday! \n\n/s but not really because that is almost certainly what will happen because fuck you that’s why |
| 1200 into 140k that's crazy! Imagine if you actually withdrew that then and there leaving 10k in for more gambling, that would have been the way.\n\nSo basically longer dated calls going forward on solid companies with good fundamentals |
| So if they start issuing refunds for tariffs, does that mean debt goes even higher. Do they still have the tariffs money. |
| 175 billion wealth transfer to the top 0.2% was not big enough they need another 100bn. |
| Monday surely green |
| But what if goes down further? I'll be screwed. |
| The fact it’s been happening for decades but this is the first time they set up camera angles to spot it is the more hilarious part to me |
| No more of those pesky buildings blocking the view. |
| This is what israel wants |
| This tariff hissy fit better finally bring the market down this shit been running on pixie dust and myrrh for too long |
| The majority of the us population did not vote for him, either time. |
| Corn probably hits at least $70k. If it gets a little momentum, it can theoretically hit like $82k, but that’s about the limit before it tanks again. Just goes to remind you ignoring whatever shitty stock or asset you’re buying and playing for the bounce off support is free money. |
| If I drop my zelle would someone give me $1000? |
| Imma need everything -15% Monday to break even |
| She's living in another state most of the time I thought? |
| Only means something to the traders of the currency . |
| https://preview.redd.it/4yzxr37jnwkg1.jpeg?width=1085&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31d447d3f8a087a23f9ff7e0b3b4cd316af7d36f |
| That’s insane. |
| "Different authority because I said so." |
| Foreign companies dont get jack. Importers will. |
| I need to hear the argument behind hotels refusing to provide a plunger |
| Bro how bad are the Epstein files. There's already talk of dead babies, what could be worse? |
| So what if you go there as an American with dollars? You have infinite money? |
| It’s seriously 2026 and we still can’t trade options 24/7 |
| Algo trading has made SOFI, Webull, and other high-beta financial names about as correlated with bitcoin as gold miners are with gold. It makes for some good buying opportunities, since when bitcoin goes down so do they in spite of what is actually happening with the companies themselves. |
| I mean not the only country. Lebanese one pound is equal to 0.000011 United States Dollar which is pretty much zero. |
| cheating in curling is objectively hilarious. |
| Buy the dip!!! |
| Yeah no shit. He started at 10% so he could threaten the 15% cap and get more headlines. |
| Please show me specifically where Canadians lives are becoming better. |
| Guys me and my kiddo will never get out of this shithole apt unless SMR goes to 100. |
| I'm inversing CRWV with CORD unless NVDA announces they are buying CRWV or giving them 4BN to cover the blue owl fuckup for their PA data center build 😁 |
| Same |
| Buy the dip fellas |
| My 401k skyrocketing is going to do wonders when I need to pull from it because I got laid off due to all these <motions to everything>. |
| Thanks for sharing your $700 unrealized loss on stock |
| How close to absolute 0 can their money get? |
| Any chance we dump bigly on Monday with this 15% tariff nonsense and he is already planning to raise more? I know for sure he won’t stop there. |
| Chinese industrial buyers back and sweating at the fact that it didn't crash as expected while they were gone |
| Now’s the time to buy? |
| He’s literally throwing a fucking tantrum, like a fucking child. |
| USA USA USA |
| Sycophancy is a massive problem. I’ve found ways to reduce it (not suggesting financially that makes it any better). |
| the USA is truly the most regarded nation on earth. |
| An Iran war has no matter what day it starts |
| 15.1 |
| That was clever haha |
| But he only has a knight |
| Except studies have already been done just on the latest round of tariffs, plus tariffs in the past. And just as in the past, the cost is not shared along the whole chain. Why do you think it would be? Over 90% of the cost of trump's tariffs are borne by the consumer |
| This is all of this so humiliating.\n\nWe're like the "We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!" parents who are just letting their kid run absolutely wild and destroy the neighborhood while we look on and complain about how society made him this way. We have clearly spent at least a couple of generations now perfecting our learned helplessness in the wake of our mindless consumerism.\n\nCome on, wont anyone *please* figure out some sacrifices you can make to save us from ourselves? Or maybe just come here and storm the capital? Pwetty pwease? We would normally try to round up some subclass of "citizens" to make them do it for us, but they're um, maybe like indisposed right now? ANYWHOO. We super need to focus on having kids with no future, and buying stuff we don't need with money we don't have and keeping those oligarchs rich. So yeah maybe some of you could come die for us, or others of you.. could just let us take your country and resources so we can have even more? Whatever, as long as the consequences and responsibility are always outsourced to a less narcissistic people. |
| #100% |
| Wait until you find out most Iranians living abroad are super rich, they can form a gdp higher than Spain |
| 80% |