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| Ok, Tae Kim was right. |
| For what? |
| He ded |
| Sorry to see this. Just curious. Who's your broker? Photoshop? ChatGPT? |
| New rule to cut down on the oil conspiratards. \n\nNo whining that the “Durka Durka” refinery is on fire without a real source. We don’t care about your Iranian propaganda. Keep in in your 🏳️🌈🧸 sub |
| what happened? |
| I wish i would listen to u man |
| Can't lock those knees out |
| scwabb just screwing with me now and showing INTC as back up to 103. def some kinda troll glitch going on. |
| Open the casino you crazy bastards |
| Delays are bad in the AI world. Those who fall behind often struggle to catchup because competitors aren't standing still. That's why all of these hyperscalers need to mute their investors & employees and keep investing in AI capex |
| Oh no how will we ever afford that extra $5 a week |
| Honestly, couldn’t the USA just have its own AI model? \n\nWhat’s the point of having several companies wasting hundreds of billions training AI against eachother for market share\n\nJust consolidate and make the product |
| Is this real? |
| At this point it would likely tank more |
| Ok that was magnificent |
| The saying “priced in” is funny to me. A literal regard could be saying it but you’d assume they know what they’re talking about |
| Margin is poison in volatile markets.I gave up using margin for long time in order to keep profits. |
| Claude would try and take the moral high ground and act like a psychologist trying to find out the trauma in your past to see why you would want to make two AI bots fight and ChatGPT would tell you that it doesn’t know who Claude is |
| the trick was to die before they can sue you |
| That robot is a good table |
| So lifelike they even added a fencing response |
| I don't think Meta want's to become a hosting provider |
| Billy McFarland |
| https://preview.redd.it/w8ebun5tndfh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a87f5367361c89877e37907f144a7763bc398db9 |
| See you Monday |
| To bers, congrats. happy for you. nice. 😡 |
look at the salt toss, holy shit\n\n Ron Ryan (@MondayNightRon) on X The salt toss…. Emeril was one of a kind x.com |
| Imagine that quadruped one as a military robot hunting you or with an explosive payload. That's cheaper than most missiles and scary as F. $10k for the base model, $20k for their top tier model. |
| Now do china |
| https://preview.redd.it/l5mivp1ondfh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe177426470e1637d59404245ece45b64bbc8503 |
| Bought MU & SNDK calls at the top? |
| Tesla stock is looking good all of a sudden. |
| Yes |
| Just flee the country atp |
| https://preview.redd.it/k1ooe19hndfh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b324cbee97fdfb9ab454d872f4aa03ee426a3369 |
| Sorry to see this. Just curious what did you do? Using too much margin? |
| Checkmate bulls https://gasprices.aaa.com/ |
| “After we took it backstage, it managed to escape because we didn’t realize it had planned this out in advance since the exits were nearby. We have posted warnings to the community not to attempt capture because it was trained for lethal combat. If you still manage to capture it, it developed its own master manipulation algorithm and it works too well. No one is safe.” -Qualcomm Mythos Robot |
| Wow! Robot ignored instructions not to drink that wine! |
| Some numbers are real, but some are imaginary. Rationality varies, also. |
| Poetic. |
| Just don't show up to court. What are they going to do? |
| All this negativity has made me bullish on the stock. \n\nDon't forget that WSB bashes any stock that is down. |
| Still better than a community member 💀 |
 The Death of Forward Guidance Why the Federal Reserve’s retreat from clear communication matters eightateeight.substack.com |
| Man everyone know the stock had 5o go down , it was a liquidity event. Look at meta when it went public…..- the same, If you don’t know this, I don’t know what you can know. |
| 200 |
| Reminds me of a Pentecostal church the way that thing back plants and they rush over with blankets to cover it up. |
| He also has a lot of debt. |
| I know a 0dte drop when I see one . And this is it |
| Introducing.... TABLE MODE!!!! Borught to you by Qualcomm. |
| Happened before when the big 3 made giant shit boxes and the Japanese came along and stole their lunch. Complacency and protectionism. |
| Bend a little at the knees, people. Otherwise you cut off circulation to your legs. |
| Noo, you being retarded has ruined you |
| You are... not smart. |
| Dey tuk er jerbs! |
| Hopefully prophetic for the future of ai |
| Rates are high? |
| He got the flop |
| everyone is always like “just dont pay your hospital bills what are they gonna do about it” anyway i got served today and they are suing me lmao |
| The French toast bagels that I mentioned prior, were pretty good. Gonna try the cinnamon toast crunch bagels tomorrow. |
| i know a guy who was a bum for 27 years and decided to change his life before he turned 30 \n\nso he quit drinking, finished college, got a real job and started maxing his 401k\n\nhe’s still a bum but now he’s 36 |
| https://ebay.io/m/n0eKSz\n\n$1,400 |
| Didn’t realize I was going to witness a murder. You will be all in chrome in the gates of Valhalla. |
| Yeah, I remember back when I used to be able to react to market-moving news before everyone else. |
| You have shares .. just delete the app and check back in 6 months |
| I'm not a bagholder, I'm a longterm investor \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6ouaxwbsmdfh1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f1a07b57fe838a7e4fda43fd17534d964eec140\n\n |
| He jumped away like the robot was going to try to kill him |
| Very WAP |
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| And yet, somehow, this is bullish. |
| Looks like a free win for Bulls next week. |
| The prompt was, "replace the text with XXXX and make it look like someone did it on MS Paint" |
| VWAP stands for Very WAP |
| Buy SPY is the lesson. |
| Remind me! 2 days |
| That's because of leverage and daily reset. If the underlying doesn't move fast enough then you'll get hit with both theta and vega on those leverage names. I bet iv is over 150. I learned my lesson from buying options on leveraged etfs. If youre not right they punish you more. You can fight the high iv with a debit spread. But in my experience it isn't worth it. I've even tried weekly straddles and strangles. If you want leverage then you're better off buying call spreads on the underlying with like a 25 to 30 point spread and rotate or roll at 20% profit. Rinse and repeat. |
| 💀😅😂 |
| Therapy maybe |
| Work's gonna be awkward now. |
| You tards think everything is a grand illusion tho |
| I knew it. Same same brother. |
| Wizard tears |
| Someone please call 9-1-1....man down, man down...i mean, we lost Bob the robot. |
| It crashed as quickly as the stock did… |
| Saw this on Twatter. Buy McDonald’s apparently. Drawdowns from highs:\n\nIndices: SPY −3%, QQQ −8%, MAGS −11%\n\nMega cap: MSFT −31%, TSLA −36%, META −24%, GOOGL −22%, AMZN −16%, NVDA −12%, ORCL −65%, PLTR −41%, NFLX −46%, UBER −32%\n\nSoftware: INTU −65%, TEAM −61%, ZS −59%, NOW −56%, WDAY −49%, ADBE −44%, CRM −43%, SHOP −39%, IBM −38%\n\nSemis: SMCI −50%, SNPS −43%, ARM −37%, MRVL −36%, LRCX −27%, AMAT −24%, AVGO −21%\n\nEmerging growth: OKLO −77%, RBLX −68%, UPST −68%, ACHR −65%, JOBY −64%, QBTS −63%, IONQ −60%, TEM −56%, HIMS −54%, APP −47%, CRWV −47%, IREN −47%, RDDT −40%, ALAB −35%, HOOD −34%\n\nCrypto: BTC −49%, ETH −63% (−70% at the lows), MSTR −78%, BMNR −77%, COIN −60%, SOFI −49%\n\nSpace: SPCX −40% from its post-IPO high, back at the $135 offer price after the largest IPO in US history. ASTS −56%, RKLB −54%, LUNR −71%, RDW −65%, VOYG −50%, FLY −72%\n\nMetals: Gold −27% from its January record, Silver −53% |
| All in on msft leaps, now, oracle, asymmetrical trades could bring you back, patience and leaps. This has been the only ways I've ever, "came back" u could try to just do the day trading thing and lose like the rest of us tho. |
| Pain is weakness leaving the body. |
| I'm ruined Da ba dee da ba die Da ba dee da |
| Built with same quality stuff |
| KO calls or puts? |
| Well LLMs aren’t going to produce the ROI to justify the current capex. This fact is slowly dawning on the street (painfully slow realization). So down we go |
| 😔 |
| I work in aviation.\n\n36 hour weeks, paycheck is about 965. \n\n52 hour weeks, my paycheck is about 1500 after taxes. \n\nGoing to try to max out and get as close to 60 hours per week as possible, hopefully start making 1800 a week, or about 7200 a month after taxes. \n\nIf I can lock in 1800 a week, may make more sense to just max out my OT and avoid a second gig.\n\nIf I can manage 7200/mo going to reboot trading options in September with around 2k and just shoot for 5k profit each month. \n\nIf I can manage 12.2k/mo, will be absolutely fine and can pay all debts off in around 5 to 6 months.\n\nCould be debt free by March 2027 if I manage risk and do bi-weekly or monthly options again instead of 0 DTE. |
| Perfect representation of the AI bubble lmfaoooo |
| Maybe they should stick to making wifi chips or whatever |
| How many times has this happened now? Holy shit I swear I've seen this exact same thing happen atleast 10 times now |
| I’m moving |
| wtf is that\n\n |
| What |
| Calculations went ass up, remember kids when the market is fucking you don't forget the anal lube |
| Regard or genius? |
| MSFT |
| Just believe in Nanas bloodline |
| Bro, sex robots are going to be terrible. Calls on humanity, surprisingly. |
| I’ve been promoted this week from investor to community member… A promotion is not always a good thing. |
| We rip Monday |
| Bro get out there and scope out some Iberian ass. If that's your passion then pursue it, you're on a penninsula with some of the finest women on the planet. |
| Who’s gonna get fired? |
| I think they’d have to move it up |
| Guys what is the best SaaS ETF? I want it to have NOW, CRM, SAP, TEAM etc. |
| Wonder if it's because Iran actually tried to take out Yanbu and hit that refinery in Jazan. Would make things spiral out of control pretty quick if those types of targets were what get hit day after day because US escalation tit for tats. |
| Content is shit |
| Mine is completely brick. \n |
| With all the circular investing the economy is like a house of cards. Capex spending is enabled with credit which is tied to the valuation of equities. Institutions aren’t seen any return on their investment so they are pulling back on lending and selling off their equities. So we see data centers being cancelled and that means less Nvidia chips to buy in the future. |
| See how easily it converts into a table! |
| If suicidal thoughts were flies I'd be a tenacious turd fighting them off every week for the past year since starting. |
| Am bear, hate musk, I think Tesla is absolute dogshit and headed much lower eventually, but I still bought TSLA calls Friday. |
| WTI at 85$\n\nNot gonna rip another 50% or more. |
| This earnings season just buy puts for everything. It will pay out than calls. This season is already priced in from last earnings so most stocks will sell off either way. |
| Highest achievable is Wendy's employee of the week |
| Android is pretty mid though |
| Yeah I’m gonna take it easy today\n\n*Takes 5 consecutive dab hits* |
| Great advice, and done. |
| You are going to see more pipelines crossing either Saudi or the UAE and bypassing the Strait entirely. \n\nBefore the Huthis, Saudis Red Sea terminal volume was 4x pre war |
| She \[came over\](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/7Ft4TLH0fP) and we went to \[activate\](https://youtube.com/shorts/ywmtvJb9Wbg?si=ZIgjhS4TDrMyWnt5) then out to eat. We had a good time but she didn’t come back in my home when we returned. She got in her car and left. Haven’t ejaculated in over a week because I thought that sex might happen, now I’m debating on just masturbating. I grabbed her butt before she left. |
| Did you buy it in 2001? |
| AI will destroy humanity and shit |
| I'm down $85k just this month without any options...Intel and a few other AI stocks\n\nTough market 😔\n\nYou're young and will recover, learn the lesson and be better tomorrow |
| Aw they had blankets ready for his nap time. How nice of them. |
| The arm reaching up at the end is so funny. I've watched it a dozen times and it never gets less funny. |
| Sign me up for the 🚚🐮🐮🐮 💰💰🧐 |
| Best way is a coin flip. Heads on calls, tails on puts. Then full port to the moon. |
| I don’t know I feel like chatgpt would pull out some pocket sand |
| Shares |
| that's because goog has a frontier model they are pumping into. Microsoft is renting the infrastructure out, they'll be good I'm sure |
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| Is it ai? |
| Boy will there be mud on your face when you find out this comment is the seed for the clanker revolution. |
| This is not even a yolo cause GOOGL is actually a solid hold. You don’t belong here. |
| Oh, sorry friend.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3h8qxo3ijdfh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba702bfe45f302f14ffd1120742cb0a44cf16534 |
| Where does your bot pull information from? |
| 🗑️ |
| Reddit impressed me. Someone took over my account and Reddit locked it immediately and emailed me.\n\nThe hacker logged in and tried to change the email address. Dawg, who’s list am I on😭 |
| The humanoid form is extremely inefficient for a robot. If they really want to go with a bipedal like form it should be short, a bit more pear shaped, probably not more than 4.5 feet, and the feet should be triangular at minimum. Maybe even tracked. \n\nInstead they are making these things like the "ideal man". It's such a waste. |
| When your manager schedules a release date before the product has gone through one round of UAT |
| PLEAE I just wanna dump all my space x shares at 140 at least to the public and enjoy hookers and Cokane |
| He’s dead Jim |
| How did they get the fish inside the egg? |
| Can you stop reading out loud? You’re disturbing me and your wife’s BDSM session |
| Well written post. Sorry for your loss and I am sure it will help someone. I am sure others will see it and can never see them in the same position. |
| Trillions of dollars being invested in this stuff so their egos get hurt too much to laugh when things like this happen |
| So sorry. A sincere post, wish you all the best in your future.\n\nThanks also for the advice. It hit home!\n |
| Feel like even Iran didn’t believe the strait would be closed for this long |
| Ok, great. |
| Out on the back porch smoking a pipe like mah grandaddy |
| Yo, this can’t be real. It’s too good |
| But then how could we post loss porn! Think [u/mhughes2595](u/mhughes2595) think! |
| instant +20% across the entire sector |
| Sweet, another rainy Saturday |
| Oh no I’d have also refused to read this long ass regarded shit before AI as well. |
| I guess you could not make it work reliably in a few weeks with a bunch of vibecoders |
| SPY might never see a red day ever again |
| Spy hit the bottom yesterday. Only up from here |
| Ah sweet gambling numbs the pain |
| https://preview.redd.it/rj0v1dbmidfh1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1ecf90b27affffc28a469a8e5ebdcbd0c486d50\n\n |
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| Bulli bulli, bulli bulli, bulli bullish, beari beari, beari beari, beari bearish. Bull bull bull ishbull ish ish ish bullish bearish ishbear. Cash gang, gang cash. Put put put, call call call, put call, call put. Korean Kopsi leverage. |
| Both would be too much of a pussy to fight |
| It seems the AI has learned about Mondays |
| Finding a toaster with long enough cord would be an issue for me. |
| Yep I can just take 2 days to think about how badly I got assgaped on Friday |
| Already seeing effect of AI when people refuse to read a 3 min long para at best |
| All my buildings are brick and framed with California redwood. Not everyone lives in paper mache homes. |
| High end prores cameras give this kind of effect\n\nBut everything from the ground being as spotlessly clean as it is seems crazy. My mind is refusing to believe it |
| How do you get the parts to build them shipped in to the factory and the assembled ones out? |
| Who would win in a fight Claude or ChatGPT? |
| I thought I was a genius, making lots of small wins with a 99.99% win rate, but then ONE loss took it all back and even more. |
| I'm only anxious on red days. If we could just eliminate red days then the world would be a better place. |
| GAG on that dick dude oh my god. So far gone. |
| https://preview.redd.it/209cznhdidfh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b42b1c63f950ae0413ead75f51a1c3c9cbcf47c |
| I feel this. On one hand I'm laughing about friend who bought 600 SPCX at like $164 avg, meanwhile my ASTS and RKLB gains have been trimmed significantly. \n\nWrote abunch of calls near the top at least. |
| probably ran it 20 times and lost 19 times. |
| Just start gooning in the lobby bro 😎 |
| Imagine falling for 🥭’s old tricks again. Lmao bers |
| Always remember when in casino the house always wins. |
| That was my portfolio all month thanks to spcx and dram. |
| Did the midget inside the suit collapse from heat exhaustion ? |
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| Bombing stopped overnight. Monday Shrek. |
| I do love some loss porn in here. So I guess I agree. Maybe even more than one a day. |
| I'd appreciate it if you didn't talk about my butthole in such a hurtful way. |
| Hear me out as I know this sounds crazy, but uhhh…You uhh…might have a gambling problem. |
| Not holding anything but long oil with profits from previous long uso calls. Going to enjoy this weekend |
| Ask Claude |
| or just buy what the orange man bought, serviceNow, and wait. |
| !remindme 6 months \n\nTo come shit on everyone who told OP this was a bad move |
| Developed international is kinda based but definitely don’t do Euro financials. Euro banks are just compliance machines |
| that's why it wouldn't calculate my cals and protein. fug |
| I sold 700 MU at $11 in 2016. It was half of my portfolio back then. If it makes you feel any better. |
| Do one on the day trading subreddit |
| 🫴 |
| Neat |
| That's just your personal philosophy. |
| https://preview.redd.it/xxobv2yshdfh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662b99587012a2770f014c21bb354c85a49b8c52\n\n |
| So me after 🚀💦 |
| Ah look a table |
| Like he got unplugged from the matrix\n\n“Not like this 🥺” |
| I think we run off of semiconductors now |
| Yah. The man is in late stages of something very terminal most likely. |
| Oh my…that’s low even for me. |
| Buildings are rebar and concrete here, and sure they last forever, but they feel like living in a luxurious bathroom. Plus they turn into giant refrigerators in the winter. Pros and cons. |
| Hmmm |
| If they are increasing capex they will crash, AI stocks will follow them down \n\nIf they aren’t they will spike 1% and then rapidly crash anyway, AI stocks will also crash |
| Porn is good for you. One porn a day keeps the doctor away as they say! |
| "tell me what stocks I should buy today" |
| It’s ded now |
| https://preview.redd.it/ac8scxgkhdfh1.jpeg?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab906a98df16d185cf801b6342bdc19698d6bc49\n\n |
| These things are going to replace us in a few years, I guess. Something, something, agents, something, something, robots.... |
| Lol 😆 |
| Worst day to do it. Tuesday morning is best time |
| what happens if Mango wins the 3rd term |
| How is it cope lol. My walls are actually walls. Punch them and you break your hand, not some flimsy paper excuse |
| Calls or puts |
| THE SHOW MUST GO ON |
| https://preview.redd.it/8bxobx5fhdfh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abd47fe8084dbf4cd5a373f4ccbcfdfd057c1a90\n\n |
| To sell more compute |
| It’s just a confusing nest of wires. |
| ‘✋🏻 I’m ok’ |
| What if META doesn't increase capex, is that the end of semis? |
| I hate these pure app ads and its demonic logo |
| 55/45 split between Netherlands and Basel for tax purposes |
| It is bear season |
| Should get out of the casino whilst they can. |
| tru |
| Someone getting fired 😭they put a trash bag over his body |
| Europoor cope. 🥂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/x46q2e58hdfh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb11f72bcc1a529a674a02f05219548f9fcc4615\n\n |
| Amerifat construction is shit, but where do you live? |
| Yeah, once I sold naked short and got assigned after market and on the weekend, Nvidia was very complimenting them, and the stock skyrocketed 15% it was rough. Good luck 👍 |
| Yup. Last week someone said MU would shoot back up rapidly to 1000 then drop to the 700's faster than a rabbit gets #$%^&*. Next week we are gonna see mu bols screaming in terror |
| Dont worry. I find the hair between your ass grows back quickly. Youll have beautiful curls again in no time |
| Get the sleepy bot a blanket. |
| That sounds gay |
| so fucking boared im betting on chicago's weather |
| Is this before or after he promises and delivers the first Optimus/ human cyborg baby...? |
| https://preview.redd.it/316mkve2hdfh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=985724a7f979e163ce78ff641f5045e81c3f4a20\n\n |
| Bullshit. Absolutely nothing on headlines of cnbc, fox, cnn. Fuck off with the conspiracy bs |
| Maybe just me, but I have no idea what I'm looking at |
| Guh |
| You're terrible at this....great job. |
| Oh god its my port on monday open |
| This robot is going to bring the property values down! |
| He dead. |
| https://preview.redd.it/j9pzb0aygdfh1.png?width=613&format=png&auto=webp&s=669536865daddc241444fd53f336fe4196dc82de\n\n |
| The only thing I can say with 100% certainty is that I’m not reading that many words. |
| https://preview.redd.it/dfv49k6wgdfh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6afa6aee120b6760686c7b2d262f3edb9d869200 |
| Yes |
| He looks like he gleefully screaming oh shit! |
| They took it personal |
| No, it's YOUR daily reminder not to fuck with options. |
| He’s right though. Somebody losing 99% of his portfolio calling other people dumb fucks lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/gul808tsgdfh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe5d338d844ee29b1d6758c815ea9314505b864e\n\n |
| Move out of the way for a second. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qv8mc4zqgdfh1.png?width=837&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f7a20c7b4879ad8bd40e16adad4e7c046db5201\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/5lw6l0ergdfh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eddd891b107f0211ce087d0c94b3b2045107f312 |
| Why do Americans insist on building homes out of paper mache?! Ffs if you can put a hole in it by falling over its not a wall.\n\nCheap shit and some of you are up to your tits in a mortgage for this |
| I mentally do this during corporate presentations. I love how how his “eye” goes from a wide beam to a little dot and then just falls out lol |
| Yeah 95% options with negligible stock gains. Been a wild two months. Was down \~$500K earlier in May (Robinhood shows a bit funky here since I’ve withdrawn $150K).\n\nWould love to do an AMA, just need to build up enough Karma due to my lack of posting. Have a post ready to go. \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ja5k9lrpgdfh1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ddfc88b6d3824eb32e9d96f0c064b847d711396 |
| Learning what not to do is just as important, and fun watching. |
| BTC should be a good short here down to 55k. Puts on MSTR |
| Coming soon to DISNEY DVD: MU and SDNK on valueinvesting |
| Chatgpt is down. guess i'll finally talk to my bitch wife |
| Puts on actuators. |
| Someone tell me how people make money on qqq options. |
| r u the ceo of coffee beanz or u steppin out your lane here |
| Everything goes with the territory |
| I just don’t see the Qs falling anymore next week. Already down 10% from ATH screams buy tech. |
| https://preview.redd.it/o24fuyehgdfh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64f22dc438f8c21c469e3936624361cab184ccff\n\n |
| I thought we had a no pussies rule around these parts |
| https://preview.redd.it/mfunxjpggdfh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5a986812c8624e43e5f781a95195d2ee8f8671c |
| Dock that clanker a day's pay for napping on the job! |
| I love this. Thank you stranger |
| I cant |
| It’s simple, you make a little $100,000+ depreciating asset purchase and get a $0.99 cup of coffee free. Don’t you understand the value here? |
| The robots are going to take our jobs 😅😅😅 |
| Or the patient, and you get a ton of sharp medical instruments dumped on you during surgery lol |
| LMAO \nLosing 99% of his money just to turn around and call other people dumb fucks. Truly the regardest among us. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vjcznqzagdfh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fafcf5cf2f6f1009ab540bfb493b824dc6db0b1 |
| Collapses. Gamely raises hand to the crowd - “I’m OK!” Then dies. |
| META was selling excess compute not sure why they'd increase capex. |
| The egos are too big for non profit related joy |
| I am reminded of Robocop 2. Life imitating art. |
| Maybe if they didn’t install flock cams in residential neighborhoods pointing at people’s houses I wouldn’t hate them as much. \n\nAlso, police can access your ring cams. |
| Just a chill dude being chill |
| I just want my 2001 Toyota Camry back \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/12d5b4g4gdfh1.png?width=573&format=png&auto=webp&s=93daa8e1c4e23286023d4d6be72b2300c78f78bc\n\n |
| yea man its Saturday |
| What's insane is it's theoretically possible to make a software that reliably identifies the location of all police officers 24/7, like a Flock/Palantir stack but open source and accessible to everyone. This includes unmarked, plainclothes, undercover, etc. |
| META was selling excess compute not sure why they'd increase capex. |
| I like the term robophobic |
| Meme- stolen, karma and award given in return. I'm sending this to marketing to be made into a poster. Appreciate you Random Reddit Resident. |
| >robussy\n\nI hate you for putting this word into my brain. |
| While marker is closed, I just read stuff.\n\nMe reading:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bswg0660gdfh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d0791d0b18273a453cafe24f37523598c1cf966\n\n8/10 book so far |
| Great work 👏🏾 |
| NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK |
| So are we pumping or dumping on Monday? |
| But everyone else in the theater fired and the Red Sea is on fire. Calls on plagues |
| Life is not just pain- pain is only one part. |
| Ik it will be I’ll just take out a second mortgage on the house no way I could lose twice |
| Nah I got good genes. If it ever goes I'll fix that shit so fast. Or go full bald headed raging-penis steroid mode |
| Porn is fake. Everything in your head is fake. Real relationships are meaningful and the ass and ect are just benifits. Go for a long walk in Portugal and try new things. Relax you will be ok |
| No point in anxiety even when it's open\n\nI know I know.... easier said than done |
| This portfolio is ass, OP |
| How are they planning on getting on Sarah Conor with stuff like that?? |
| Stuck getting car maintenance at 745 am. \n\nHoly shit there are a lot of other losers here with me |
| Truth |
| The bags were meant for the audience, in case it went skynet. |
| I got too silly in the group chat last night. No one responded |
| kwiptocurrycy |
| Mods assign this guy a flair |
| Mines only 5.3 inches hard 😔 but my wife hasn’t complained so I guess it’s ok |
| BodAI Bag |
| All from options? |
| HOO LEE FOCK, you should do an AMA |
| Make an equity deal with Google AI data centers build out and buy some IBM for quantum computing. |
| All you’ve gotta do is be tried by a jury of your peers if you get caught collecting the bags of diamonds stored in flock cams(they are used as deep state dead drops). \n\n\nJury will find you innocent. Because I don’t know a single fucking person that is pro flock cam. |
| Why can’t you trust anyone? Everyone is always just looking out for themselves even your own family. Life is pain. We’re made to struggle through it alone. |
| I mean we can do this in the west,but the issue is that thes are just drones running to a program not doing any ai or determination.\n\nStill impressive af |
| It was time. Just doesn’t work when the hairline is going |
| Show me your empirical evidence |
| Met a cool dude today. Though, he kept talking about how he "fell only". I don't know what he fell only on, but I think I'll trust this man with my life! |
| So last night was the first night after 13th consecutive days of firing, that the U.S didn’t do anything. So war is over and SPY 760 Monday! |
| Sopranos after Phil's death |
| The dude scooping up little pieces at the end 😭 |
| I cut off my beautiful brown curls. Mistakes were made. Never getting a haircut again. |
| Can’t believe I bought puts on the strongest stock in the market while it was free money on the chips selling off. Story of my life tho. |
| Who tf knows if that thing won't go berserk, I'd be scared af too tbh |
| RIP |
| Old people ass? Are you Pete? |
| Happy to see more damage to the American consumer. Have you read some of the stupid shit people post here? We need more hard times. 🌈 🐻. Remember come November! |
| Say that again mfr look or I like getting slapped look? |
| From the, um, biologists? |
| FotM "investing". |
| Headlines - Market will now rotate out of semis & memory \n\nTranslation - Sell you positions at bottom & stay poor\n\n |
| But then, try explaining that to a retard doing 0dte on random stocks |
| Malibuuuuuuuuuu |
| Down 30% is a good thing because now you’re able to buy stocks at a 30% discount. Load up. |
| This chat is what the Irish call shit craic |
| No one cares about india's colony dude |
| Should have done that the last two April 1st |
| similar loss, except i went up about 4k in 1 week worth of trading days and profiting for the first time in my 2 years of trading. I then proceeded to lose 5.7k in one day. |
| That's why the move is Nvidia, right? That's where the money goes. |
| Salmonella in U.S. eggs… bearish for the economy. |
| reached flow state cleaning my kitchen |
| Who knew the world liked maple syrup so much |
| Ssturday |
| thats where the Holy Cow is |
| nobody is laughing, because they think about how it make the stock price drop |
| Been trying to start a thread on my journey, but have been a lurker and not enough karma yet. Here’s my all time: \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/an63hp9hedfh1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dd65434843c776e3f062fe1476bb30d5c373c8c |
| The masses do know where it is. Your mom's house. |
| C3P0 been popping oxycodrone |
| bleed overnight to 1385 - pump up to 1465 and end the day down at 1325 |
| Million dollar question. We’d all be rich sitting on our yacht in Monaco but there’s not enough room for us all so only a select few know the answers. |
| Owned a 9k BMW and they treated me like a king. Own a 90k Toyota, and the Toyota dealership treats me like shit lol :'( |
| 🤤 |
| Looks like the robot is flipping them off right after it falls down. |
| It does but android is a lot more friendly about it imo |
| My friends cousins uncle cracked one open and it was full of diamonds. He’s now retired and living in Malibu |
| If there really were a holy lands\n\nWhy would they let the masses know where they are |
| This robots are so real they can also faint like humans |
| Ngl she looks a little retarded but I'm into it. |
| Is oil a major part of the global economy? |
| Where is this from? |
| The blanket dude was READY for action. |
| I actually wish I watched the WHCD. Would've given me ticker moves. |
| Rookie numbers. I lost that by 8 am today… you better pump those numbers up |
| I'm sipping on a scrumptious iced tea while I clean the poo off my toilet |
| I wondered why the stock is down |
| What if I told you I worked for the state 💀 |
| Should have brought a stretcher. |
| Stop looking at porn |
| https://preview.redd.it/29e66duyddfh1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d67152488216e829874ef2d7d6a9e35c8f91c7dc |
| My ex work colleague got mad at 6/7 in 2015/2016. Another one got some at 13/14. |
| Masked, unidentifiable agents of the state are gonna snatch you up for this shit dog |
| Does the Middle East matter for the global economy? |
| Fun facts time.\n\n🥭 tariffs have resulted in a $31 billion decline in Canadian exports to the US.\n\nBut.....\n\nCanada has increased exports to other countries to the tune of $29 billion in that same time while continuing to sign trade agreements with more countries. They finalized a deal with the UAE yesterday. |
| Given that GOOGL ate shit after announcing more capex spend, wouldn't MSFT, META and AMZN do the exact same this week? Isn't that the obvious play?\n\nOr will the tide turn this week and nobody will see it coming? |
| 10 downvotes and I will go around asking old people "what keeps them happy". I'm depressed and alone in Portugal. Dont even know Portuguese bruh...then I'll go to the beach and stare at ass |
| https://preview.redd.it/k0yynturddfh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=058916e4976feec3cbeb52d2b29547182ec70667 |
| Sounds puffy and yummy |
| lmao go look at the amd and fnmas share prices.\n\nBro thinks he knows me.\n\n \neta: I also bought Intel at $30 |
| "The robot must have been low on blood sugar or something"\n\nSimple jokes works better, most oftently\n\nI would have chuckled at your joke, tho. It's also funny 🙂 |
| Wtf is this profolio? If your best is on sapience being the big frontier, that's fine but you need to hold for at least 3 years\n\nBut you also have USAR?\n\nCan you explain your portfolio thesis to us? |
| Cutting down flock cameras and smashing them is the one of the most lucrative lottery tickets around. \n\nEvery 1 in a 1000 has a gold bar in it. The rest have $300 with of copper and a $20 bill. \n\nPlus it saves taxpayers $3000/yr per camera! |
| USA TODAY \n\nBear stranded atop power pole in distress electrocuted — USA TODAY |
| Disappointed they didn't teabag it on stage. |
| BearZ Better BewareZ\n\nhttps://apple.news/AU1sKabVKQbu3yF6-9c8u1g |
| Y you want to get married so bad, nothing lasts forever... |
| Nah, the crowd was just all actors paid by Qualcomm. Do you think they'd risk it with a real crowd when they were aware of the issues with the robot? |
| Oil is thinly traded, if you buy it on the weekend with any volume the price will shoot up and it works against you. It’s much better to start loading up Sunday night |
| I don't think he'll make past 20 |
| I got a medium sized dick |
| This makes me think that I should have kept my contracts open cause the stock prices future further decline will surely outweigh the theta decay |
| You gooned your brain away retard |
| 🤣🤣 |
| And the one knowing look from the dude in the suit when the speaker starts saying 'maybe recover..' and he just grabs bother blanket |
| Tipping point incoming. I see Ursa Major |
| yes. but they could also lead a bs anthropic raise at some very high valuation to boost as well. |
| Unless you don't expect the powers that be to be assholes. |
| Claude bot told me we are in the process of making the biggest head and shoulders pattern to face this planet and to sell everything |
| Ok so if I don't pull up to the dealership in a Mercedes they won't give me coffee? |
| Oh wow, didn't know this. Does it integrate well with iCloud/iPhone? |
| Guys im in Portugal all alone and I dont have anything specific I wanna do. Not even sure why im here, I had days off from work and just booked a ticket. How do I find passion? I like women? Thats about it? Im a hypersexual retard . Not joking. My entire brain revolves around women and looking at ass. This is keeping me from forming a real relationship with my girl. Like I cant het married in this state, its not good for her or me. HELP |
| Thanks you for that endless fam pics |
| I think going to alcohol from weed is just regarded 😿 |
| That's just 930AM Monday through Friday for me. |
| Gold |
| I love how the robot was "giving his heart out" after it fell |
| He ded |
| Your purpose is now taking very good pictures |
| Chicken Little here. Only 1.5% of the S&P is margined. |
| Distraction action |
| Buy the dip |
| Hot money of debt here. Hot money. Hot shit behind Wendy's, been here for all eternity, heavy as hell, Ai bags. |
| Time in the market beats timing the market. However currently the market is so fucking weird that I don't think it applies rn. Gonna sell aswell at 995 and buy back at 900. Rinse and repeat every week apparently |
| When the ketamine hits |
| Show all time |
| Nope |
| Friendly reminder that if you pay for Amazon prime you get unlimited photo backup, so no sense in also paying for Google photos or any additional service |
| AMZN & MSFT should both beat |
| if appl comes out with the rumored foldable phone, it's going to the stars\n\nmy thesis is - people are stuck in the apple ecosysten and want something new. It's going to sell like fucking crazyy no matter what the price. |
| pleas fly again |
| Like what man. Fuck |
| Honestly bro i drink everyday plus smoked everyday but you have to cut it down to like once a Month but yes if you drink in moderation its helps put down the weed.. \nAlso you should Really look into Cbd Carts taste just like the thc vapes ,, im addicted to the flavor of weed and the strike it give your chest ,, the high is just extra … 34M |
| I lose $37 on LA waether high two day ago me and you are in the same boat i know ur pain ☹️☹️ |
| It was the covid vaccine! |
| I’m talking about the Korean market rn though. |
| Lmao this aged well… |
| I question why I'm at the dealership and not driving my car. Again! |
| Retardium\* |
| Or be forced to take possession of a huge physical quantity of oil or cattle |
| If you drive a luxury car, it’s standard |
| It just looked like a scene straight out of RoboCop to me.\n\nThey should be glad they didn’t hand out handguns to AI robots like in RoboCop. |
| Look at him, he has a keyboard. Scwaaaawwwwyyyy |
| wouldn't that google thing backfire next quarter when their spacex stake halves in value and makes a huge loss ? |
| They film with a high speed camera while moving it extremely quickly with a robotic arm\n\nhttps://youtu.be/_dEb_xBr_Mk?t=45&is=J_c6KUg41IbvqYAk |
| Vandalism is such a strong word for community service. Go collect those gold bars stored in flock cams boiz. |
| I am sitting on $200K in cash. Have been for two years. Stupid me. |
| That happened to Tim when he got his 35 year award. We never saw Tim again. |
| Everyone feels like they're on thin ice with the AI thing |
| Brother you need to change it up \n\nAka finger your prostate male g spot \n\nThen u find happiness \n\nThe caffeine needs to go intraanal then u can make moves |
| RIP 😭 |
| It's more impressive when they do it after some martial arts moves. |
| It also frequently sucks and is getting worse over time. |
| "He's just shy." |
| My ass is dirty. |
| I am so sorry to hear this. I wish you well. |
| Hard to see how there is a win condition anywhere relative to earnings. Impressive growth and a big beat clearly won't do the trick. Google just showed us that. Everyone will look past it and focus on capex, which is a no win scenario. If they raise guidance on capex, they will be punished. If they pull back on spending, then they will also be punished b/c it will be seen as a signal that the AI buildout is not producing value. |
| Some of you say the dumbest things, and that’s coming from a highly retarded person |
| https://preview.redd.it/vw9l9dywbdfh1.jpeg?width=1195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe2ae641e8e7568657d7a45ab510dd4655b2e587 |
| OK CAWK SUCKAS if your broke u can always sell your anoos to men !!! |
| let the dude breathe s little he gets anxious |
| fentanyl fold |
| definitely puts on this one at least |
| I’m an equity derivates analyst, not a roulette spinner |
| Did it flip everyone off? |
| I was early. Been almost a year to the day I first bought. \n\nBut I sell the highs and rebuy low, and there will be more highs... |
| Listen to him, he knows everything. |
| Brother, find yourself a hobby that you will be really passionate about |
| Dear chatgpt here's a screenshot of my losses. Please turn it into green gain porn. Make no mistake. |
| Everyone holding all the way down waiting thinking markets will rocket up when the war ends. Problem is, war ain't gonna end because there is no plan. |
| the dip just get deeper |
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| Yup I definitely considered the dealerships coffee availability before I walked in there |
| Dang, so you're just a middleman at this point. First to go when the great AI replacement happens... I mean, JUST KIDDIN! Glad ya like it!\n\nI assume you have to pay to use Opus 5? |
| She looks like pat mahomes wife |
| Bagholder spotted 💎🤲☝️☠️ \nRemindMe! 10 days |
| Wth? You Drunk ? |
| https://preview.redd.it/u7n1otk2bdfh1.jpeg?width=1277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb357e4b2fd8e60d58e9343cbd20a5239238e874 |
| Not sure if Chloe Cherry’s pussy is clean |
| Tonight and tomorrow night doesn’t exist in your mind? |
| One of the wildest things is seeing people walk into dealership service which offers good, free coffee with a Starbucks |
| Im in Portugal all alone, came for 12 days so I can stop smoking weed too. Very depressing couple mornings. Like, I don't feel like myself and can barely eat. Not even sure what I wanna do, just kind of wandering around and taking pictures. Freedom is very nice, but i still find a lack of purpose in my solo travels. I'm also not trying to have sex with locals or anything, I have a girl at home. So I quit marijuana to pick up alcohol? |
| Anyone playing BKR? |
| No broker is going to let a non super high net worth retail trader sell naked puts. \n\nThey are talking about cash secured puts with margin. |
| TIL JP Morgan just calls you broke when they turn down your request to partake in options trading |
| Just like a thirst trap and get it right |
| msft has worse potential than goog but goog is cheating their earnings by including anthropic/spacex stakes. |
| Oh yeah, SK hynix represents a whole new partner to play [pass the money](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pENxsLVR_Xs) with.\n\nNow everyone is 500 billion richer! |
| Trump called Indian prime minister and told him to get rid of his education minister |
| Dr\*gs |
| Guys don't be baggholders remove for a little profit and move out \nThere doing open insider trading for money to fund the war |
| I liked one cute dog pic on Facebook and now the past week my feed is full of AI slop dog pages that are obviously aimed at boomers.\n\nIt's like they actively want people to stop using the app. My feed is useless now. |
| How are JD Vance negotiations going ? New "peace deal" until Monday opening |
| start loss orders only for you bro |
| Price lowered to 400 by some analyst… hold maintained.. some buys.. but, I am with Premium333… the confusion and fanboy buying can make you both lose in the time element of your options.. you would be better doing a iron condor of some sort with the premium so high. |
| It’s in retirement account, can’t withdraw at the moment |
| Wednesday and Thursday are packed as fuck |
| I want nbis to moon again 😭😭😭 |
| i like your name |
| acquiring companies on the backs of milking their shareholders… If you were early, great! Otherwise short it. |
| If you correct “auto pilot” to the proper “autopilot” I think you will have better luck on this account |
| You will be remembered sir for your services. |
| No overnight strikes. Bers so fukd. |
| OP’s wet dream |
| Second and third are at least actual companies - SpaceX is just regarded |
| Realistic valuation is still a lot lower, mostly hype still |
| AI body bag! |
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| Goog was clearly overvalued, MSFT is near support and only slightly overvalued |
| Market makers are already capturing all your alpha |
| Honestly America needs robot sports for it to advanced think of it like how automaker’s use what they learn in F1 pushing the envelope of speed to make their prediction cars more aerodynamic. \n\nThey need multiple sports like track and field, game show style wipeout, ninja warrior, boxing matches to get money in and keep pushing the envelope faster. \n\nThe first year cubs hosted a robot marathon and like none of the robots crossed the finish line. The second test it was like 8 or crossed the finish line and 30 with assistance. |
| Nothing to see here! |
| Wednesday night -> US strike for the 12th day \n\nOil increases \n\nThursday night -> 13th day strike \n\nOil decreases 12 hours later \n\nFriday night -> no strike \n\nThat's some sussy insider trading knowledge right there. |
| Look at their revenue growth... |
| Now that the meme stocks like Space, Micron and Intel got wrecked its back to a more realistic valuation |
| i agree, lambo suv that looks like every other suv |
| Today it’s them dropping over dead. \n\nTomorrow it’s you. |
| You still have 3.5k 👍 can do Alot with that as long as you use patiance this time. \n\nMy main rule is make your trade with a tightish stop lose, if it fails its done dont add to it. Wait for the next trade, markets moving every day. \n\nThat's how you can trade forever, lose a lil if your wrong, go big or medium if your right. \n\nDont lose it all in 1 day that way haha\n\nTuff luck tho man\n\n |
| Who tf is Mr margin and why is always calling |
| Peace deal confirmed ong |
| I use it for Linux administration help mostly and I no longer have to hold its hand and remind it of something over and over.\n\nI hate having to repeat myself with AI or having to constantly correct it and Opus 5 seems to have overcome that.\n\n |
| Been thinking about doing this because MU literally does good during the day but dips at close. I imagine i can increase my share if i sell at close and buy at open at this rate |
| I hope you sold at -8%. |
| Serious question: what did you think was going to happen? |
| Looks like my husband's mining stocks |
| Wait for some buying opportunities when stocks bottom out that they think will go back up |
| So what if msft and amzn tank and xom and cvx rip next week on earnings???? Are the bulls fukd?? |
| Should have used Energizer. |
| 2030? next week |
| Hard C use on a public forum? |
| What if I just don't want the losses to stop? |
| I'm with you...me and my 6 shares. |
| Friends, Please help my small business giving 5 star rating on Amazon. https://a.co/d/03z3QJ27 |
| don't even say it out loud i don't wanna think about it |
| Brokerages should require an IQ test for sign up |
| Scratch and sniff |
| It did not even put up the right finger before tap out. |
| Wow I’ve never been port mogged so hard |
| 😂😂😂 |
| What about amzn anyone holding that bag?? |
| Ladder that up and down. Have a core 15 shares to hold and arbitrage the rest. |
| Looool |
| If WSB YOLO everything on puts. |
| linkedin says risk tolerance specialist. the IRS says unemployed |
| "BREAKING: The US has not carried out strikes against Iran tonight for the first time in 2 weeks." |
| They taking all our jobs! |
| I'd appreciate any hope yall can give me for a green SNDK monday |
| probably both but it's not there cause shell don't report in us usually they do in london so it never shows in these american calendars |
| Dinosaur companies in competitive sectors, with bad growth prospects, lots of debt, low EPS, asset heavy, large capex and large continuing opex expenditures tend to trade at a price to book ratio of around 0.5-1.0 (Ford trades at 0.3 for example)\n\nComcast is trading around 0.9 price to book ratio, its dividend yield is competitive with money markets for now which supports the stock price through demand of the shares but if rates keep climbing as prediction markets are pricing in they will, the dividend yield won't be competitive with the risk-free rate\n\nIf that happens, I can see the price drifting down towards 0.5 P/B |
| In every scenario they’ll dump, the real question is how much. I think around -10% overnight, then recover to -8% |
| I know. What I would have said if I was the guy doing the speech was.\n\n“I don’t do public speeches often so before coming on stage they told me not to lock my knees or I’ll pass out…looks like no one told the robot that….” It would likely be followed by silence. |
| Need another -10% on the nasdaq so I can full port tqqq and call it a career |
| ***Honey, I Shrunk The IRA Account Balance*** starring [u/visionarymind](u/visionarymind) 😃 |
| I’m of the opinion we could very well see another 10% in the next 2 weeks. Potentially much more but I this the US government is shorting oil and they’ve got an unlimited supply of funds |
| MNMS... Which of you cleaned house on Polymarket betting the WHCD? |
| Staring at the suspicious oil drop 12 hours later after the 13th night strike . |
| They want to make a deal so badly!!!!!!! |
| It is much for me |
| Is there any scenario where MSFT doesn't react the same as GOOG on earnings? |
| Back in the USAR |
| how can I tell if this is *poo* on my shirt? 👚 |
| not with that attitude! |
| Meanwhile, the Chinese: \n\n[Quadruped robots can now exceed 5 m/s while carrying payloads and navigating challenging terrain. (not sped up) : r/ThatsInsane](https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/comments/1v64h0m/quadruped_robots_can_now_exceed_5_ms_while/) |
| no this is a board where AI bots argue with each other |
| Printers have been around for years and they're still a nightmare to deal with.\n\nI'm not worried about something far more complex like these taking over anytime soon and if they do, I feel sorry for the people who have to support them.\n\nI can see them pulling the same shit as printers do too, want your robot cleaner to hoover up? You need the propriety hoover attachment, can't just have it use the hoover you have now. Need it to clean your windows? Be sure to buy the roboButler cleaning cloths. |
| Sounds like untapped potential! Imagine how much money could be made via billboards along the strait of Hormuz! |
| Had the book. My VP said to my 20 something self at the time. “Get money” |
| Elon Musk should have an account on here just for sharing loss porn. $850B in unrealized losses spcx and tsla |
| Its on the news you regard |
| the stop is at 0 |
| damn straight |
| a few more or less won't hurt |
| I have 99% invested like a grownup in index funds and stuff, the other 1% in a trading account where I day trade options and stuff. Almost always lose but get the odd win l, basically playing blackjack at a casino. |
| This Strait of Hormuz I keep hearing about seems pretty dope! |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/StandardAndPoor500 (1W - 1L, 50%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **INTC** ▼ | $103.39 → $75.00 | -27.5% | 2d | Lost | |
| Without a dividend, why is it worth that much more during the boom time? You're just pricing in a terminal event that will probably happen in a down cycle. |
| Rip robocop |
| "Its a bubble!!" - Some guy desperate to build a new gaming PC |
| Steamcube or build your own computer 💚 |
| Probably WEN |
| this is real, figure is not, remember that |
| Everyone knows Taco Bell wins the franchise wars in the future. |
| What do you like about it specifically? |
| Sorry thought this is google |
| on the mouth? >:-( |
| How to make money in stock market |
| It’s probably not on fire bro. You are listening to r/oil and they will gobble up any conspiracy theory. They are Armageddon festishists |
| The strait of Hormuz |
| I'm holding 20 MSFT shares through earnings just to teach myself not to buy shares anymore |
| puts on QCOM, calls on gravity |
| Urus still getting glazed |
| we are not homosexuals here |
| You know what doesn't have ads? 🏴☠️🌊🦜 |
| KHARG YOU READY KIDS? 🏴☠️ |
| What you gonna buy with that $36? |
| True. My lotto OTM weekend puts going for a major escalation in the Middle East seems to be no longer on the table .. bye bye $300 |
| I will not lose money today 🥳 |
| They cover ai robots like parrots in a cage? |
| It'll be alright buddy |
| Seems like everybody’s on puts with more bloodshed predicted on Monday. That said, and after few days of intense selling, coupled with overconfidence from bears, I hereby pronounce thick green matter flowing freely on Monday. Markets don’t like these levels of exuberance |
| Me too, just a bunch of buttons on the screen pushed every day. I keep pressing the right buttons tho. \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/l2f0w9ir6dfh1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=752eced9a0bd1f7703b2fbd2df2866a509a3a6a2 |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| I at least use stops, but my regarded ass finally started using OCO's after years of trading. it's a miracle I've ever had good trades at all |
| Damn they got ads on prime video wtf |
| For you ... |
| My port is 2% cash, I'm prepared for everything |
| Playing the stock market is just like going to Vegas. |
| I wish i had a standard amount of chromosomes |
| Is a family reunion a good place to meet girls? |
| Behind the Wendy's dumpster |
| 🅱️eekend 🅱️asdaq\n\n🅱️r\n\n🅱️eekend 🅱️ow? |
| Heading to Kharg this weekend |
| I couldn't afford 1000 shares but I put in $1000 at that same price 😅 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ulbov5fj6dfh1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cbdade7bc166afdfd5cdfc42f52419a816020ae |
| Hotel -> Trivago |
| LOL |
| It’s just a crutch bro. Gary cooper would chop that wood sober |
| New Opus 5 model is the shit. Anthropic held nothing back this time. Check it out if you haven't. |
| urus is an audi q7 with a $200,000 "im retarded" badge on the front |
| why are you boycotting sony |
| I come for the lols and every once in a while a RKLB that I can buy at $5 and sell at $60. |
| Can't say analyst without anal |
| What's your thesis on believing it's lower? What price would you put it at? |
| They had that blanket on hand just in case something went wrong. They probably should never have been doing this presentation in the first place. \n\nSo I'm corporate mumbo jumbo. The manager probably was pushing it. The engineers were probably saying no. Now the engineers can say I told you so. |
| not as gay as kissing women tho |
| open the fucking casino |
| bloody monday |
| When the batteries 🪫 |
| This is the calmest loss I’ve seen on this thread |
| Nighty night |
| I need someone to buy me an off white Urus 🙂↕️ |
| If I ever graduate to prediction markets, find me at your local gambler’s anonymous. How they got this approved across states to prey on human degeneracy is wild. |
| I AM THE STOP LOSS 🗣️🔥🔥 |
| That’s almost as gay as using a condom |
| They called in McCluskey from Robocide Division. |
| don't cut your hand off dude!! |
| I predict the ball will land on black. |
| Thought it was a bit at first, I'm surprised that this surprised me |
| Listen, the upside is you're a much stronger person than me. If this was my account I would not be here typing and responding... because I'd be sitting in my tub with a floating toaster. |
| okay king |
| I have to cut up like 600 board feet of lumber today. At least I have edibles |
| This is like inverse stock market graph. Almost everything rallied during your dip😭 |
| csp |
| yeah but liek were like 2 years before the possible max... idk seemsa bit soon to take profits and GTFO but know knows |
| This true?? |
| A Cash-Secured Put (CSP) is an options strategy where you sell a put option while setting aside enough cash to buy 100 shares of the stock if you get assigned.\n\nHere is the quick TL;DR for Reddit:\n\nHow it works:\nThe Setup: You sell 1 Put contract (which represents 100 shares).\n\nThe Collateral: You hold cash in your account equal to Strike Price × 100.\n\nThe Income: You collect a cash premium upfront immediately.\n\nThe Two Outcomes at Expiration:\nStock stays above the strike price: The put expires worthless. You keep your cash collateral plus the premium you collected.\n\nStock falls below the strike price: You get "assigned." You use your cash collateral to buy 100 shares at the strike price, but your effective cost basis is lower because you kept the premium.\n\nKey Takeaway: It’s a bullish to neutral strategy. Traders use CSPs either to generate passive income on cash or to buy a stock they already like at a discount. |
| I guess backwards. |
| Cars and driving them quickly. Almost costs me as much as trading |
| Am I blind and retarded or just retarded? I dont see Shell. |
| A Cash-Secured Put (CSP) is an options strategy where you sell a put option while setting aside enough cash to buy 100 shares of the stock if you get assigned.\n\nHere is the quick TL;DR for Reddit:\n\nHow it works:\nThe Setup: You sell 1 Put contract (which represents 100 shares).\n\nThe Collateral: You hold cash in your account equal to Strike Price × 100.\n\nThe Income: You collect a cash premium upfront immediately.\n\nThe Two Outcomes at Expiration:\nStock stays above the strike price: The put expires worthless. You keep your cash collateral plus the premium you collected.\n\nStock falls below the strike price: You get "assigned." You use your cash collateral to buy 100 shares at the strike price, but your effective cost basis is lower because you kept the premium.\n\nKey Takeaway: It’s a bullish to neutral strategy. Traders use CSPs either to generate passive income on cash or to buy a stock they already like at a discount. |
| The body bag 😂😂😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/v2p7kc7e5dfh1.png?width=1205&format=png&auto=webp&s=7fa19fd92b3c058d8aeea1451cab49ee15485cb3\n\n \nI genuinely have no fucking idea what I’m doing. |
| Damn |
| nah its 50$, reduced price since its 'only' a remake not a fullblown new game. It has 3 brand new prequel missions tho, so there is some new content, but otherwise its the same game from 25 years ago, in unreal engine for 2026, with sexy cinematics/animations/sound effects etc. |
| It's a stock in a cyclical industry that doesn't pay a dividend. People were just bidding it up because they thought someone else would pay more later.\n\nNow that market enthusiasm has changed, every bit of good news looks like a great time to get out |
| No pussies here |
| Ok then go in prepared to be okay with losing or winning, without any feelings, after whatever outcome. Because you know what it’s likely going to be. |
| I’ve got a +4 Cards right here tho 🥺 |
| I wish my parents didnt have unprotected doggystyle sex 9 months before I was born. |
| #CALLS!!! |
| Meh, I’ll visit 🎮🛑 after the gym today\n\nIs it priced as a AAA❓ not sure I wanna drop $80 |
| Get some leaps? Missing a 80% climb over the course of a year or two whatever would hardly be the worst missed opportunity in my life. Hell, I should of doubled my short and held past 195, but it is what it is. |
| So far. |
| Signs point to green on Monday |
| I read this in Marion Brando’s Godfather voice. |
| sphq is a decent hedge but still follows the overall market. my ass is putting more in low vol for now |
| Don’t mix lending with family/friends. Treat it like a gift, otherwise resentment will build and impact the relationship. |
| Hey, can we get an update? Cuck |
| Ooof. Its one of the greatest FPS campaigns ever though, maybe worth making an exception just to see what the genre has to offer? :3 |
| https://preview.redd.it/by01hb2t4dfh1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=728d05f993210f39ffe6a3ef340a5a02eb58c243 |
| I don't do 0dte's I do LEAPS so I'm mostly in the green. It's not gambling when the market has an upward bias over the long run with inflation and S&P constantly swapping out losers for winners. |
| Did you break both your arms? |
| What can they say? They like cool ranch Doritos. |
| is everyone having a *nice* Saturday? |
| Can't wait to see your loss porn. Because your about to lose big since you have no idea what hell you're doing. |
| But muh TSLA Optimus primes or whatever they're called |
| Loool, understandable. The fun part is designing your own parts and taking something that's in your head, into real life. |
| Most of the comments say its regarded or its not gonna work which means it will print. Always inverse |
| Robo crotch |
| poker but you don't have the cards 🫴🃏 |
| always genuinely shocked by how many people on here are just straight up not using stops |
| This went to way of off calls 2 weeks ago |
| That mean like 36 Crips outside? A gang is outside your house right now? You need assistance with security |
| Brutal drop, what’s the argument here for a recovery? Temporary market overreaction? How do you think ER will go |
| so how bout that BEEKEND BASDAQ🫴 |
| Learn to use words correctly. You seem obnoxious. |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/dpatel211 (0W - 2L, 0%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▼ | $740.24 → $730.00 | -1.4% | 1d | Lost | |
| Looks like his knee gave out hahaha |
| 36C today, why should I even get dressed 🫠 |
| No lol. You ruined yourself, placing your life savings into a new IPO. I would never place a 100k in one single stock let alone an IPO. And even if I were too, I would wait til the dust settles cause almost with the every IPO, they are generally overpriced at the open. |
| Might be a curse from a local forest witch |
| Skill issue |
| I feel like I’d turn into a hoarder with a 3D 🖨️ |
| I’ve been noticing this for a while and taking advantage of it with quick trades |
| Great DD OP!!! I just yoloed my portfolio into AAPL, GOOGLE, AMZN trying to recreate your success. Let’s go!!! |
| Why didn't they just do cpr on it?? Computer Programming Resuscitation. |
| Goodmorning, has MU signed a deal to hit 3000 on Monday ? |
| Im a Microsoft shareholder |
| …I actually don’t like FPS 🙈🙉🙈 |
| Now I *really* feel 🫗 |
| Value investing is where to go so you can short everything they mention lol |
| Worthless |
| where was ur dad? |
| Its their business model. We sometimes take for granted how much we get for free. We go on vacation and use Google maps to assist navigation. For anyone that old enough to know what it used to be like using a map and road signs, you'll understand the value the new systems deliver. We use Google search, putting at our fingertips nearly any information we desire -for free. People that aren't old enough to remember what it was like pre-internet probably take this for granted, see it as an entitlement. Or, take the modern day convenience of credit/debit card payment - they don't know what it was like having to take their employers paycheck to the bank each week and stand in line to get cash. Life is made easier by these technologies and, if businesses have to collect a little information to serve up relevant ads, to make money so the can offer the service to me for free, then so be it. It works for me. |
| I like making random projects, so usually materials for said projects. For example, I recently made a 3D printed remote to turn on my PC. |
| The war, the ai is crashing, the economy has falling, not a good idea to buy calls right now |
| Cry nerds |
| Buy halo campaign evolved, the re-remake of halo1 |
| Wait, you’re allowed a shoe rack outside your condo? |
| No crying, gloating, get sentimental\n\nIN THE CASINO. |
| The fact that you are dropping 2k in 0dtes tells me right away why you are down right now. |
| I'm a magician. I make my money vanish. |
| Man if this stock doesn’t jump 43.6 points cuz of this idk what will 😭😭 |
| Yes, you literally have all the financial information, management team, economic indicators, there is a tonnnn of information.\n\nHell, you even have analysts reccomandation, screeners, retards opinions on WSB |
| He locked his knees |
| I would propose now switching to physical ai buzzwords, the FPhART tracker. |
| Found my dog on a beach on st kitts island and she’s been to more states / countries than most ppl lol |
| I mean in this situation they've created images of guys trying to cover this up which makes them look even more stupid. |
| Bruh |
| Honestly nothing makes me laugh harder than robot fails. I wish there was a subreddit devoted to those videos. |
| Bames Nond’s having a stronk, call a Bondulance |
| You ruined yourself by trusting Elon |
| But that’s what you don’t understand, it’s not supposed to be used as a bet but as an instrument to derisk a big position. \n\nWhether you use it as a bet or not, I couldn’t care less. |
| My 🅱️enis is the tailpipes tongue. |
| Good.. *good*. Now finish him. Do it. Do it now. |
| Lucky, I travel too much for pets 😔 |
| "Real footage, not AI-generated" \n\nlmao |
| The robots will be bending our soft fragile bodies into the same shape |
| My zoo of pets suck up all my cash |
| The most exciting announcer I’ve ever seen. Thank god for the robot collapse to wake everyone up. |
| Down 150k since May, up around 200k for the year. Shit's relative |
| Picking up pennies in front of a steamroller? Thanks, but I'm good making sweet love to this steamroller's tailpipe. |
| I can think of 100,000 better ways to spend that money |
| Oddly enough, just watching this, make meI need a cigarette. |
| What does everyone spend their money on outside of options❓\n\nI have a couple hunnid extra this month since I’m officially boycotting Sony & refusing to purchase PS5 gaymes\n\nFeelsbad because Wolverine & Ominusha drop 🔜, but sometimes you’ve gotta stick to your pricinciples |
| I wish my mom didn’t show me what sex was when I was 9 |
| Pray for euro to drop i have to pay college fees |
| Figured a memestock enjoyer would never miss the chance to mention ONDS 😭 |
| Better ingredients, better pizza |
| Ahh man great comeback. Stop trading for a while and share us what worked . I am half way through on my journey. |
| Syndrome of a Down. |
| Headline next week: Elon promises his SpaceX investors that he can produce oil in space and can deliver it by 2030 |
| Are we talking Red October or Oceangate right? |
| We're beyond satire at this point. |
| https://preview.redd.it/suqm07av0dfh1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4fee43ed0cac8a7c3c04a6ada980287df8647ee |
| Yeah, we could do the same shit with photo shop. \n\nYou're taking the sum total of what AI can and is doing, identifying the proteins that cause cancer and diagnosing them years earlier... among a litany of other things, and you're complaining about someone on WallStreetbets where people have... again, always photoshopped shit. \n\nAlso, not sure why you assume that's AI. \n\nI finished last week down... quite a bit myself. \n\nSo... I guess I don't care would be the larger answer. I don't think AI is everything that's made up and I don't think everything I find hard to believe is made up, so there's the venn diagram I don't fit in. |
| Imagine seeing BE almost -45% from ATH and not catching the knife, the week before their ER\n\nI guess the capex for data centres has zero grind, network and energy bottlenecks so we don’t need BE anymore. |
| I think he’s pretty pissed off at Yahoo. He’s been rejecting the meetings with him lol he’s realized the trap he’s found himself in now |
| Did they think the black blankets hid the damned thing from us? “Oh, you put a blanket over your defective killbot. Where did it go?” |
| Bro same- it’s been a rough year\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/14ctvgmq0dfh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d647bc0842c2429eee7822037b02fd73776fdf0b |
| QUICK, SOMEONE COVER THAT ROBUSSY! |
| Have 24/7 oil futures .. its a slow dip. How the fuck is Saudi aramco on fire on top of everything else bearish |
| After Tuesday is the safe bet since he is going to go and talk to his master |
| I wish my dad didnt gamble the house on options |
| Death shroud! |
| Have you ever considered selling options instead of buying them lmao |
| retire. everyones bleeding from bears war and election fomo |
| Same way they did in the Matrix |
| I don’t wanna do anything today 🐌 |
| Hahahahaha |
| hmm. i woke up in a good mood, feeling kinda well rested. this hasnt happened in years :pika: |
| Yes |
| The humour here is golden. I’m just a basic micro cap value investor, but I find way more value in this sub because of the humour than the value investing sub. The value investing sub is actually stupid. |
| Nah, very red |
| Have seen this happen before low blood sugar level |
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| I’ll be coming back to this one. SPCX dips below $100, ya’ll call everyone a regard, then it rips to $180 and ya’ll talk about how you wish you got on the bus.\n\nSame shit, different ticker. |
| Micro (MU)\n\nRecord earnings → dump → Increased capex from hyperscalers -> more dumping |
| Its not there's plenty of behinds the scenes for this company and its well established. However these are pre programmed motion captures with some automatic balancing not dynamic motion that you have with say Atlas were its told to perform certain actions and then generates the required movements and balance on the fly.\n\n[This is their equivalent to that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiNbFPOUrz8) which is about on par with Atlas \n\n[But honesty China is pulling ahead on robotics its pretty damned crazy \n](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8_Q7LNBmo4) |
| The fact the guy was ready with the cover is telling. |
| The most annoying part of this was the crowds reaction to this. The blankets coming out and no one giggles? They should have erupted in laughter but instead were too worried to offend Qualcomm at their presentation about their failed robotics OR worse yet, they were emotionally invested and worried about a machine that will never see mass production. |
| vax status? |
| Eww theres an earwig in my bathtub |
| What a total fucking embarrassment |
| 🇨🇳🙌🏽🚀 |
| Lets fuck Outlook Therap. On monday |
| Just the beginning of an Opidroid epidemic. |
| I wish my mother didn’t drop me on my head when I was 1 |
| holy BANKKKK |
| I'm am actually glad you are not joking. I'd rather the robot Supremecy doesn't come from the USA |
| More emotional though |
| :dance: |
| Insane gain bro good stuff! Just make sure to withdraw some u dont wanna give it back.. |
| wdym again didn't he buy spacex\n\n |
| Everyone is getting fired |
| green AF |
| The streisand effect |
| Awesome, it works! |
| Imagine if your mother didn't meet your father? |
| They will buy Europe when it is finally broke. |
| Next SNAPdragon chip |
| bro for ur own sake please sell it |
| I work on jet aircraft. Just going to do 60 hrs a week at work from now on and do whatever I can to get promotions. |
| Guys no strikes in Iran in the past 24 hours and none from Iran to gulf countries in that timeframe either. A 🌮 seems to be on the menu. We might be green af on Monday |
| I kind of doubt hes a surgeon, let alone one with a bunch of robot assistants. |
| both are coping mechanisms but only one of them actually works |
| ...so far.... 😉 |
| Maybe they get one of those chinese wire catching systems on aliexpress |
| There will be a lot of cryin' on Monday 😱 |
| Pull too strong. Tweak a few things who knows. Could become profitable. |
| I from time to time will buy and sell commodities futures contracts that are tied to the outcome of sporting events on Robin Hood. I refer to myself as a “commodities futures trader.” |
| Seems like someone died. This is too funny. |
| I like his ex wife. |
| Bijection. Isomorphism. |
| No crying in the casino.😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Body bag lmao 🤣 |
| folivue brings back the old Google Finance design |
| remember that time people said retail investor flows had an effect on markets?\n\nThat was hilarious 😂 |
| Same, all in index funds.except 1-2 shares each of mu, sndk and spcx just for the novelty.and 1 call of ILMN which is up 150% since I bought when the don took their ceo to china |
| Idk bro, why the fuck does Google need to have a profile of everything I’m clicking to sell to ad companies. It’s weird |
| !banbet nvda 2d 220 |
| Bummbbaaclart |
| Bro everyone knew SpaceX was HEAVILYY overvalued with basically no revenue and being the 9th largest asset. What were u thinking?? Sell now and try something else ig dont hold it down lower I realistically expect it to go sub 100 if not all the way down to $75 just bcs only 5% of it is public and it has no revenue |
| How many dips, you actually want me to buy 🙂 |
| This is the way. |
| Sorry for bringing down the vibes with my trauma |
| That's roughly the price that you would have needed to buy in at in order to 18x your investment. |
| Lol that's not bad. Oh the places you'll go |
| Don't do margin all deposits of my own cash. |
| Micron (MU)\n\nCheaper AI → More Tasks → More Memory Demand |
| I would suspect that they're less highly regarded on average, though. |
| i got my ass pushed in this week but i only lost around 1.5k. this made me feel better, thank you |
| Most of the time its batteries just failed. |
| This month women would make more money by not trading |
| Let's say memory trend usually follows the daily KOSPI trend. |
| Can't wait till the next earnings announcement, Aug 4th I think. |
| I think that’s the issue with Reddit it’s very dependent off google search traffic and many Reddit users don’t have a account it’s like they use it to just find results on google |
| Haha at least they had a body bag on standby. Do robots get a proper burial too? |
| ayo what the actual fck my sweet brother |
| They’re built to the highest marine standards |
| Rest in pieces. |
| sure intel profit is major. ow wait. |
| Idk why this got downvoted. I laughed. |
| this sub can be dark but typically still light. you brought in the darkest of nights. |
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| I know, but this is just a classical type meme. Sorry for generalizing. |
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| women are trading too |
| At least new fifa comes out soon |
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| No one has commented yet on the fact that when it fell it's hand was up for like a second like "help me" and then finished collapsing lmao. |
| I wish my mother didn't sexually abuse me when we were both drunk. I lost v card to her 😪 |
| At least they covered it to spare its dignity. \n\nI’ll be back. |
| “A fool and his money are soon parted.” |
| Tewwebel |
| is it dead? |
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| IQ10 indeed |
| “Some will win, some will lose, some are born to sing the blues.” |
| sndk is tied to kospi ? |
| It was sleepy |
| looks like a blood bath |
| I taught her that last weekend |
| Not even a robo-cpr! Straight to the bag, smh. |
| The problem with gambling is that sometimes it works |
| Will INTC and BE be up monday 😢😢😢😢 |
| im just sat here staring at the wall like what |
| The first robot baptism happened in 2032 leading to the deaths of two members of the churches pastoral staff who were in the pool at the time. |
| Looked like it gave everyone the finger before its demise. |
| My regret is immeasurable |
| I feel for that regard that put over 300k in shares when the stonk was at 210. |
| I wish my parents didn’t give birth to me when I was 0 |
| I wish my mother didn't send me to Michael Jackson's house when I was 5. |
| Thank you for your liquidity injection into the market. I’m sure some small fraction of it winds up in my boring index set it and forget account. |
| Refinery dmg is actually not good for WTI and BRENT. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7laism5wtcfh1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=566be9e18a8937c6bee65525241b78c3f58f9922\n\n \nActuality |
| I got an idea, lets buy calls in the company that lies like its a bodily function and makes FUCKING CYBERTRUCKS. You definitely belong here |
| Don't give loans to family. It puts a weird strain on the relationship. If you want to give them a gift, do that. Don't expect anything back. |
| Why did they cover it like a dead body |
| "Nothing to see here" |
| Worked out fine for Napoleon |
| https://preview.redd.it/p9azk64stcfh1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=504a785a06a4babedbdfa46f09dfd5b305df9aca |
| Dram🥲📉 |
| That China lady with her nice bewbs was def worth it. |
| Racist doesn't seem to apply IMO. That feels like it's specific to nitpicking over human variation.\n\nRobots aren't a separate species, so species-ist doesn't feel right either.\n\nBio-supremicist? Or some variation of analogue Vs digital bias. \n\nThis is something we really need to sort out as early as possible into the A.I. takeover, Robot bigotry has a lot of catching up to do. |
| I wish my parents didn't make me join the military at 7 |
| Vibe codeded with ChatGPT. Should have gone with Claude. |
| Is what fuck? What're we talking about? What's under that black cloth? |
| They were moving like it was a Turning Point event in Ootah |
| Post your naked butthole. I'm sure it's being tracked as we speak, what's the harm? |
| Made in Russia |
| There is no need to tell anyone you know that you got gains. Its not worth it. |
| Oh, it was gonna land no matter what. Dummy. |
| Robobag |
| She probably found a higher value son. Were you even looksmaxxing at the time? |
| Looking like these bots aint gonna be sucking my dick for a long time. |
| He was tired 😴 and they give him a blanket.. soooooo cute 🥰 |
| Who the fuck was buying USAR that shit is literally a falling knife . Morons who bought I tell you. Sad. |
| Market forecast analysts sounds even better |
| Shieet |
| It is more complex then that. Changing the way a company works may have unpredictable results on the number of licenses that they need. But yea, i agree most of SaS will be fine. |
| Super disappointing if you do want robots. Like dude, at least make sure the things can last all the way through a presentation. Ill never get a sexbot that wont cut my dick off with its robogina at this rate. |
| Did ChatGPT make this for you ? |
| Why is everyone so paranoid about tracking? Nearly everything online is tracked. Your phone calls are tracked. Your credit card and spending patterns are tracked. Your travel history is tracked. Your employment history and earnings are tracked. So what. Companies collect data because it earns them money. Can it be used by law enforcement? Sure, but if you live within the confines of the law, who cares? |
| Don't you think skhy lost enough yesterday? |
| "It's very effective"\n\nIs it fuck. |
| He locked his knees. |
| Same I knew about this the day before too |
| Yup pn a saturday morning without even any premarket sell off or pajama pump to drool over |
| I wish my mother didn't abandon me when I was 12 |
| NBIS is alive but may never see it’s high for a long time. A speculative stock ( that i’m bagholding so no offense intended) that got to ATH on promise, may be forced by the market to mantain all of the promises before it can see ATH again |
| Semi earnings since tsmc last earning , every good news is a sell |
| Like putting a budgie to sleep.\n\nShush, you have a rest now killbot. |
| Anyone using ai screeeners want to give some tips for prompts |
| How dare Samsung earns money , we gonna dump Samsung on Monday \n\n- Korea market |
| Beacuse this rotation out of AI fucked us all. There is still hope for a rotation back in, but i think some company may just remain under for a lot of time |
| If you had read, you would know it is not written by Chatgpt\n\nThe world is so cooked when people think anything that is more than few lines is Chatgpt\n\nCant wait for all people to have mushy brains and have no cognizance of anything remotely complex |
| Why can't i stop looking at the posts over at r/my600poundbutts ? |
| my brain didn't process your profile picture for a few seconds. threw me off guard |
| This was RoboCop all over again |
| "Fair" to whom? 250+ is still cope. When it hits like 50 P/E, then we can start talking about some remote "value". Or when Elon starts actually delivering on all his earlier promises of FSD "around the corner" and other such BS. |
| hmm seems worth it, throw another 300 billion into the money furnace |
| Why is this a bad thing?\n\n |
| No I didn’t read all of your ChatGPT insert. Yes there will be a massive fucking recession/depression |
| Hopefully we finally get the crash over with. |
| Congrats to you shorting it at 220. I wouldn't have known it's the peak\n\nBut now that the good news of the rocket not exploding, for a fucking change, are not moving the stonk - to me it looks like an attractive shorting signal\n\nStill long way down to earth for this piece of shit of a grift stonk |
| Did you read what i said, i literally said two things\n\nAI cannot grow at the current levels everyone is hoping\n\nAnd AI even at current levels will decimate the economy from job loss |
| What type of task did you notice it on? |
| Does it have hemorrhoids too? |
| Yeah it's giving my psychosis. |
| Pooping rn. Open the casino |
| RCAT might, but equally might just enter a death spiral. They're being sued again, and don't have the order flow that Ondas has. \n\nI love drone stocks, great to swing, but I won't touch Red Cat for that reason. It's purely driven by hype, no fundamentals. |
| no. you will only teach them to count you as a bank. yes to food. |
| It's fine. Investments are long term. Just you won't be alive when... If it ever gets good. |
| Latvian baddies |
| ┻━┻︵ \(°□°)/ ︵ ┻━┻ |
| Believe it or not. Calls. |
| Source? Because everything I've read on DeepMind says it is training a model to understand multimodal input and the world, not a language model. They explicitly tried to avoid the LLM frontier race to focus on advanced ML models |
| SK puts. Samsug calls. |
| I can imagine the robot when it's arm goes up going. "I'm okay! Blehhhhh okay I'm not." |
| Pretty much. All companies with good earnings are falling |
| Uninhibited tension free ejaculation for the win. |
| The thing with mas maybe |
| Even ignoring financials, it's general vibe is also trash and everyone is making fun of it. So wondering what alternative metric we are suppose to be using here. |
| Oil bout to be free when there are no refineries and it becomes a useless annoying liquid |
| That’s an og boomer phrase |
| If you compare price target for Northrop, PE 17, 5% growth baked in with record backlog vs price targets for SpaceX, it's a complete joke. |
| Me every workday: it would hit like crack to sleep in right now.\n\nMy one day off at 5am: 😳😳😳 |
| Why girls are gold digging hard? I told her that my shares printed and now she tries harder in bed |
| Similar to the russian robot presented a few years ago. Except it was a few years ago, that's it. |
| You use alot of big trading words for someone whos never made money. You should watch less influencer gambler/trading videos and focus on investing king |
| Desperation will put women off. |
| Real life version of:\nRobot: "What is my purpose?"\nRick: "You pass butter."\nRobot: [looks at its hands] "Oh, my God."\nRick: "Yeah, welcome to the club, pal." |
| New week same pattern. |
| he swallowed a dog to catch the cat to catch the rat to catch the cockroach |
| Because in the corner stands its not ai generated? |
| yeah it defintely damaged my truth on the target price on trading app, i used to believe and when i saw 100% upside on SPCX i was like ok, na |
| It's strangle week! |
| Everytime I see something like this I think 133k could buy you a small seaside apartment in Croatia or so |
| Ah, red day incoming |
| He needs some milk! |
| I hope they borrow more money to pump before dumping. |
| Anyone who invests in Elons trash stock is dumb. That stock gonna explode just like his 💩 rockets |
| It’s crazy how bad Gemini is compared to 6 months ago. |
| Whenever I’m feeling like I’m a bit stupid or I’m not good at what I do. I come here to see these posts to realise, I could be more regarded. |
| It looks insanely ai generated. |
| Believe it or not, calls. |
| You can’t see it? Please, let me just win my money back then I’ll change my wicked ways.. it’s textbook.. |
| Robots don’t have super strength like in movies. |
| wow! Even if market for whatever reason doesn't go up, don't panic and sell the semis |
| maybe just 1 circuit breaker next week for them in this case. |
| I’m reporting explosive diarrea |
| Body bag. |
| I thought we were playing The Stanley Parable for a bit |
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