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| as to facts. much of it is not publicly disclosed so it is estimates published by various others. and as to my opinion feel free to mention exact critique |
| There's like a total of 60k shares of MXL sold in on the after market, we really acting like after market pricing matters? |
| Not while there are milf's at water parks |
| Thumbs up if you miss wsb stickers |
| 🥭 dumping his shares on everyone AH 🫵😂 |
| He took you to space. Just an empty space in your wallet. |
| https://preview.redd.it/6kaocii6s1fh1.jpeg?width=491&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841d93de53a0a91d079228d20c8710d2d3e51ea1\n\n |
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| To revive MSFT, all they need is a dance by Ballmer, Gates and Nadella on a stage |
| Keep taxing Americans, that’ll show em |
| why did Google finance update to some absolute dog water layout wtf, I'm buying googl puts now fk this |
| Maybe people expected him to let the existing 10% ones lapse? |
| This is too good |
| And who's gonna enforce it? You? |
| F |
| Intel will be a theta win, glad I sat it out 🤓 |
| Oof, you're probably really going to regret selling in a couple weeks. |
| Maybe check the 1hr chart |
| Thinking AAPL just started their paperwork for another lawsuit lol |
| I’m going to get all my shit done so I can smoke some weed and then eat mexican candy |
| Just once I want to hold calls over night where mango doesn’t add tariffs or fuck up Iran |
| Where the bears at, why is nobody being all cocky |
| Elon has sold us so much bs in the past, like how Doge was going to usher in a new era. Or when he said spent $280 million on a political candidate then months later he announced the candidate was an Epstein pedo. Don’t trust Elon’s hype. |
| Stayed cash gang today and treated myself to sushi for not losing any money |
| ?? |
| The way you're begging you kind of sound like him with his emails with Epstein.\n\nThought you were going mars but he took you to hell with him |
| Mofo be like spy is still up ytd Iran war isn’t cutting it time for liberation day #2 |
| I prefer regard |
| Still up 5%. Gotta pump those uses down |
| These tariffs will probably be struck down again cause taco’s admin probably used AI to the studies needed by section 331. |
| How do I escape from this |
| 🌮 giving Ellison and ORCL 7B is just the beginning. A lot more to come🚀 |
| Half the country and like 75% of this sub wanted this |
| Countdown: 103 days till midterms. |
| Been doing that since brent 82 usd my friend |
| Fuck yea more tariffs are coming.\n\nWe totally didn't lose a shitload of manufacturing jobs!\n\nWe totally didn't increase the trade deficit massively either!\n\n6D ♚♛♞♝♜ |
| thats what i think too. but worth a shot |
| What’s the last good movie they made? |
| I love reading posts from people who supported Elon Musk, and then lost.\n\nNo sympathy from me! Ha ha ha. |
| So excited to lose money more tomorrow |
| Short of the day! |
| Billy used more care and forethought |
| Of course they did. I have puts. |
| >feel free to critique\n\nI didn't read any of that and you can't make me do it but I'm sure it's completely retarded |
| re gard |
| Are you including the US in that? Because for profit prisons are a place that use prisoner labor. And do lookup the 13th amendment loophole. Thats an interesting one. |
| How’d you know? |
| Well fuck |
| https://preview.redd.it/jnzqy5nxr1fh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a70193fb5fe759053c01888f8b1fe3fff1ad0ed |
| Elon isn’t responsible for your stupidity |
| It’s possible 😭 |
| 75k? Pay it off you’ll be fine |
| https://preview.redd.it/je0ty10wr1fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2795ff9826c29d73ded0c58b0eae6a74f63c125 |
| They are publishing crap no one wants |
| https://preview.redd.it/agcz8d1wr1fh1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42e2681f38d0b793497389ae8a217624bef8c5f5 |
| I bought Nvidia calls today 🤡 |
| So calls on oil? |
| Strangle? |
| Wtf even is this \n |
| Bro he sold 💀 no way he held after deleting account |
| 99% of traders held Down + A B when throwing a pokeball in pokemon red, blue, and yellow |
| The 10% to 12.5% duties will effectively replace Trump’s expiring 10% global tariffs.\n\nSo everyone just have to pay an additional 2.5% of tax.. :sadsuit: |
| Summer actually sucks ass when youre an adult |
| I just hope to see stock prices go up when a company does well for a change |
| It’s actually over |
| the only recourse is the affected businesses to sue because the cause for this tarrif must be that the country in question must be actively discriminating taxes tarrifs and leavies themselves, which one or two grocery stores boycotting Jack Daniels doesn't count unless it's proven that Canada is causing the discrimination at those borders. |
| Cool bro looks like it's working out great for you!!! |
| Petey Pablo has branched into many different roles since Freak-a-Leek |
| YES |
| Made too much money like MU, so for some reason good is bad now. |
| Still gotta specify feather or dot |
| gotta keep pumping EPS |
| you sound like a square |
| Calling him populist should be a sin. Most people even here think affordability is fine. If you have assets the economy has never been better |
| So, calls on Teflon? |
| Tomorrow gonna hurt, even chip stocks don’t know what to do!! |
| Uppies please |
| LOL. It's over. |
| >Boom and busts are as old as time. This is just the next one.\n\nThe railroad bust was very much the point of the person switching 'datacenters' with 'railroads'. |
| Iran doesn't want peace |
| shaking down? |
| So we know why today was red now. More insider trading |
| https://preview.redd.it/ibtsuvfqr1fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c849d98cc7ee0dbbb841707d3b0e5f5be684fb |
| Tariffs on all countries, so that extends to the Islamic Republic of Penguins |
| Lmao banks will never touch the billionaires, they’ll give him free pass for sure |
| found the exit liquidity |
| I think the bigger lesson here is gambling for like 10:1 or 50:1 odds usually doesn't work by nature of probability, just slave away like rest of us and get rich slowly hoping you dont get laid off |
| There wasn't really any news, why is DIS at two year low? |
| You done ruined yourself, homie. Blaming Elon is a surefire way to guarantee you keep doing this shit. |
| I live in Helsinki, my wife and I attend the opera, symphony and ballet regularly, in casual clothing, for a reasonable price. Culture and the arts shouldn’t and don’t need to be expensive, pretentious or inaccessible… in face most people who go take public transit to get there or walk. Recently got some opera glasses but decided the regular binoculars are superior. |
| Bullish |
| Doing it with 170k. Knuckle up buddy! |
| Somebody call in to the hotline |
| Yeah okay all these people are posting capex increases. Time to full port into memory |
| I actually already made a fortune with other wise investments (crypto, GameStop) |
| He just screwed all the intel calls, he must loaded with puts |
| Congrats big dawg. Overpriced and overhyped piece of shit stock. |
| Big if true |
| Mostly I would sell 1$credit spreads where I get 65 cent upfront and close off position quickly if it went down to 60 or stop loss to 70.\nBut this one was just Put option and as soon as I bought, it went down 70%. So could not even set stop loss there |
| NOW being down is such bs. Where is this money even going |
| People who believe in Intel in general are just delusional or tricked by the orange saint of portfolio losses |
| what did you invest in? |
| Just Canada, not a relevant amount of our GDP |
| Why so sour, grandpa? |
| Every time I think Intel wont do some bullshit price action |
| Someone will when anthropic eventually fails to make any real profit |
| Trump busy with new tarrifs, now i know oil will soldier on he doesnt give a shit anymore |
| Wait\n\nI can get paid more managing a Buc-ee's than I do as a rocket scientist?\n\nWoa |
| I m ded these memes is what all hopium i have left yoooohooooo😭😂😂😂😂😂💀 |
| Been chasing all day and only hit once. Not the end of the world but fuck I am psyching myself out. Time to just chill and wait for some momentum either way |
| Guys, I’m starting to think the president doesn’t know what the fuck he is doing. |
| He really wants the market to tank |
| Whew switch it to rubies from India and your rich again |
| We don't like forced labor goods. Except, of course, when it's the things we want. Then we'll take it, no questions asked. |
| Damn I bought 744 for tomorrow. Should've bought more 750 |
| Sad … if ture |
| AI support stands for Actual Indian |
| Just so we are on the same page, we are talking about the richest country in the world (by far).\n\nAnyone who has been to Europe can tell you there is no shortage of fat fucks with gross teeth and bad hygiene, who also happen to be essentially skating by on government welfare.\n\nAt least Americans can afford Ozempic 😊\n\nStay mad. If I woke up in Europe I’d kill myself. |
| Trump family in on it like they are on UMAC. UMAC owns a small piece of FLT.TO. I think Drones are about to get a lot of attention after Farnborough. |
| This weekend gag is getting all too predictable now |
| you really think a short float of 2% is going to squeeze?\n\nyou belong here |
| 🐸 |
| I am starting to think he is regarded. |
| he just fucked my calls, they were looking beautiful 🙁 |
| Well this is what we asked for and this is what we deserve. Play stupid games win stupid prizes |
| *Morgan Freeman points upward* |
| Chipocalypse can work on multiple levels. |
| NANA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BOY |
| We can only pray we will be justly punished for harboring hope. |
| Nobody even knows he sold. He made the post and went dark after that |
| Its a scam market |
| This was so inconceivably gay buddy. Work on yourself |
| How was it over? Did you just cut and run down like 90%? |
| And yet I managed to lose over $200 on puts |
| Not bad |
| Bro if I lose money on another earnings play where the company absolutely crushed it I’m going to lose my shit. INTC is fading like a mofo , typical ah |
| 2x inverse SPCX, don’t overthink it |
| Right, cause Micron, Google and Tesla did amazing after earnings? Intel is the rare company lately that had good earnings and didn't tank the stock. |
| meh, I don't think that's the same. If you tell me an individual who kills someone has to work at a low wage, considering it costs $47,000 a year to incarcerate that person, I'm not too bummed about it.\n\nFWIW, I am not saying it's a great system - but what is the alternative? And it's a shitload different than people being forced into labor, who haven't actually committed a crime - which is what we are talking about here. |
| I want to know too |
| I gripped some 7/27 700c on QQQ, just need a TACO now |
| The perfect %. Not enough to do anything to the national debt, but just enough to slow the economy. |
| CAPEX REPORT INCOMING |
| Intel bros actually thought for a minute there |
| I want a Tesla Hummer Mercedes-Benz Ferrari. |
| Might as well take a girl out and pay for the date. Better return probability. |
| Short term buddy. Assuming he got short DTE |
| Something, something, pigs get slaughtered. |
| Just remember the only reason why you are in profit is because of the ai scam ponzi stocks pumping. You are not special. Once that ponzi is up you will get back to wendys |
| Like telling a crackhead "break the pipe and throw it away." Easier said than done. |
| gambit? where are all your cards? |
| I waxed myself for this shit! |
| how is intel performing so badly in this environment? |
| Genius |
| Are you retarded |
| DON'T MIND IF I DO!\n\n🤡🤡🤡 |
| >US EXEMPTS OIL, GAS, FERTILIZER AND FOODSTUFFS FROM THE FORCED-LABOR TARIFFS\n\nlol. just lol. Trying to spin dumbass tariffs as some kind of morality stance, but adding exemptions undercuts the entire messaging. And of course the exemptions are for products that would have the most significant impact on inflation measures. |
| HER EWE GO |
| Oh honey you think this is the bottom? |
| NOBODY FUCKING TALKS ABOUT DARKSTAR LIKE THAT |
| Did you not take profit on that giga pump? |
| So the answer is just sell earnings calls? Got it |
| I’m tired of THIS grandpa |
| Need lottos for tomorrow |
| horrible guidance |
| You realize options is not the only way to trade right? |
| Hope everyone else takes their fat juicy profits tomorrow. Selloff Friday gonna be good, I’ll pick up some discounts in final hour. |
| amd looks not so promising from option´s market perspective |
| Looking for jobs or giving out bro jobs? |
| 2008 made sense. This is just full blown tard |
| I've done it several times since May. |
| Quite possibly the most retarded of all time |
| My fucking guy. You have the fucking comprehension of a 10 years old of the subject you're trying to engage with. You clearly haven't read a damn thing on the subject of consciousness and the workings of the brain. You're this one regard in the room who thinks humans ar giant robots because he's completely out of his depth.\n\nSit down and pre-order the next Musk bot. |
| Double my gas price too, please! |
| Brokers send wellness checks? |
| An LLM can’t hold a multimeter or reverse engineer a decades-old AHU. Checkmate, chatbots. |
| Because they shouldn’t have been this high to begin with? |
| I already know no matter how fat my account gets I’ll eventually lose it all anyways.\n\nNamaste |
| VIX crush Friday + Tacos. going to be a good day tomorrow 🥂 |
| Bro no one buys into the idea that the nasdaq 100 had a 2% down day. Sure it shows the charts but 50 days of that and its at zero.\n\nMarket is so fucking manipulated that its just sad to see bro.\n\nIf its gonna circuit breaker then it will. Today was choregraphed and intended. Fuckin nonsense breh |
| MXL down big time, INTC fading \nI guess the easy money in semi is past us |
| What is going on in that intel call? Is the CEO calling investors stupid or something? Why is it dropping? |
| There's a reason you put in non redeemable GIC so you can't use it lol |
| The art of the deal ladies and gentlemen |
| anyone buying SPCX should've set up a stop loss \~ 10% above initial IPO. It was pretty obvious it was going to crash. |
| Who the hell is SLS anyway |
| Now? |
| NANA guy is about to sell his millions into a brand new gang of bag holders |
| Doing some A/B testing: which one yall like best for the eventual rug pull?\n\n\-ARMageddon\n\n\-Chipocalypse\n\n\-Power Crunch (when rolling blackouts start) |
| Shares and etfs only |
| SPY 750 by 3am. Mark my words |
| Don't you dare go hollow, regards |
| And you’re retarded |
| You just know you’re in a world of incredibly stupid investing when the DD says that p/e is the stupidest way to measure a company. I guess we’re in a world where profit makes no difference anymore.\n\nAlso btw, Comcast earning are artificially inflated because of one time accounting, the real p/e is closer to 8. |
| Looking at the richest people on Earth, I would say there’s a strong correlation between stupidity and wealth. |
| Diamond Hands 💎 ✋ \nSpaceX is really worth around $20 a share right now btw ... they may take a year to bottom out to that, so you may be holding for quite a few years 👍 |
| Buy the dip while it lasts! |
| I remember the good ol days where on a beat like goog or intc the stock would gap up 25%. |
| Tariffs are great for companies, the tariffs will be refunded and the comps keep the proceeds. Calls. |
| Red by morning sorry |
| Sigh…Why was I born handsome instead of rich. |
| Market is about to be redder than today |
| Refund the lambos!!!! |
| Always |
| People who bought intel calls 🫵🤡 |
| He doesn’t give a shit about midterms anymore doesn’t he |
| Watch this pos market somehow climb tomorrow even on bad news or if it drops overnight. Send SPY to 720s already. |
| Make it a grilled cheese |
| Who is the main character? Attention, attention, attention. |
| Lmao they're going to open INTC flat to fuck both the calls and the puts |
| Imagine if he cared about affordability |
| Next year for sure, Al my losses the last 2 years are from June, the liquidity is in the Hamptons right now. |
| More tariffs?\n\nTAKE THAT, AMERICAN CITIZENS\n\n😡🫡🇺🇸 |
| Call my ass Theon Greyjoy cause damn that boy reek |
| Bro still shorting the bottom in mid 2026 😂 |
| i think it will be break or pinned |
| And the market goes mild |
| I’m speaking as a member of thetagang… theta gang IS the casino. We sell these short-dated options to people who shouldn’t be trading options. Personally, I sell OTM covered calls. For example, if SPY is at $700, I’ll sell a call with 1-2 DTE at $707. They’re usually pretty cheap, only about 50-70 cents a contract, but the sucker who buys that contract usually ends up with zero. \n\nI don’t win all the time, but my account history includes a long series of small $50-200 wins like that every time the market doesn’t make a huge move. |
| i mean thats not nearly as retarded as my position lol |
| Press F for whoever FOMO into Intel AH at $112 😂 |
| You walked away |
| kinda amazing these iranian leaders talking shit on twitter, like didn't you see what happened to the last guys? good luck |
| FCF running negative by itself would be crazy, but to cut off buybacks and start equity offerings at the same time is actual insanity |
| Earning calls still going, nothing but good news. |
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| You belong here |
| When does the halving happen? My port has only skyrocketed under him. |
| If you’re positive you should probably bet the farm on leaps |
| Pretty sure the founding fathers gave us some specific amendments for exactly this reason. |
| Well, you bet on a moron… |
| Why is it going back up welp there goes my puts |
| We're gonna pump so hard tomorrow. Tariffs have zero negative impact on our Great AI Nation |
| Intel pump nutted on |
| Still no real external foundry sales that matter.\nStill losing money. \nNo proof they can achieve high wafer yield at scale\n\nGlad people made money on this. I'm concerned and not playing it still. |
| He genuinely thinks they're the best idea ever and thinks everyone who didn't implement them are dumb dumbs. |
| We have a little trade war with our war war- as a treat. |
| Is it true what they’re saying? That mango is now a lame cuck? |
| # Thank you, Jimmy Chill! 😎 |
| Sounds like Intel 18A yields very good |
| levels not seen, since open today |
| Half GIC half trading |
| AMD 600 on Aug 4th, be there or be square |
| Damn, TACO go all in now. Iran and Tariff the game again. \n\nI think he wants to dump the market as low as possible to let his friends buy in for cheap for midterm pump. |
| Make sure to include the US, Prison labor is legal slavery |
| here we go again...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xzz57rqwq1fh1.png?width=167&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8a796ec84b292a9e09f1a1e2e163951c8c417b2\n\n |
| What did Nana say on the ER? |
| Anyone that just played INTC just got IV FUCKED |
| The sight won’t last long, the reversal has begun. |
| Jst bought intc shares when it dropped to 3% \n\nThink it might breakout tomorrow |
| What was you strategy? I keep a trading diary to track my learning journey. |
| Cause the law has loopholes and he loves to exploit them. Even if it’s deemed illegal eventually the damage will have already been done and he would already be more rich. |
| You are confirmed not Barron |
| Market is rigged man and Wall Street making so much money off of us this past week. You have to trade every 2-3 hrs bc it sawtooths like crazy |
| 54% of pinning risk |
| Now you just have to buy product 20X whatever you lost in stocks and sell it at 5% discount and you’ll have made your money back \n/s |
| Fear is good in this. Will save you from sudden loss |
| The rest of the world does it why shouldn't we? |
| Are you fucking kidding me, tariffs again? IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR? |
| https://preview.redd.it/clbpqcluq1fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94d5645c3262cc796259f5b5a4651aa06adcfb8b |
| Nothing seems to be crushing in post-market |
| I feel like Koreans are going to wake up and definitely choose violence. |
| A couple decades of reckless money printing and QE finally catching up to them. JPY 10Y hiked to 3 decade high, constant stealth intervention but they can't stop the bleeding.\n\nFront row seat of what's coming to the US. Except unlike Japanese people who grin while eating the debasement shit sandwich, Americans won't tolerate it. They have a remarkable culture of mega corporations and households hoarding giant piles of cash during long stretches of negative real yields.\n\nWon't fly here. It'll be a lot more ugly and violent of an unwinding. |
| You had 20 mins to get out of intel. It’s legit Joever now |
| can supreme leader pump drop a 4 trillion bag for intc asap? |
| Is that good? |
| I imagine 2008 was nothing compared to this |
| Whelp...there goes the power of Nana lol |
| Why do i feel like a lot of Koreans are about to get margin called |
| Haha awesome! So what was the discount code? |
| Cramer and 🥭 turned to the side of the ber |
| The return of wsb emojis heralding the next wipeout just like liberation day lmao |
| I should’ve dropped it when it went to 405 one week ago |
| Our degen kospi bois will send semis back to the depths of hell tonight |
| Somehow I lost money on puts today. |
| Different sections of the law. SCOTUS ruled you can't used blanket tariffs. These are targeted based on certain specs\n\n |
| He's stalling everything- going to make a bunch of fake wins up right before the mids and his demo will just eat it up |
| The first set of tariffs are illegal, the new set are not yet illegal |
| It’s like this fucking orange retard wants to crash the economy. |
| Barron’s puts are printing |
| Bro wake the fuck up. You are seriously expecting 10x gains on 0DTEs just like that? |
| No don’t do that. Savings are for losers. You should use it for getting back the other half and then some or losing it all. There is no in between. |
| Seeing SPCX crashing towards 100 is a beautiful sight! |
| Different laws. He can't use one law but can use another. |
| thanks, going to check it out |
| That was 5 months ago? Why did you just post now? |
| lollllllll |
| You know what, this is now on my list as well |
| I am colorblind 😔 |
| Speak for yourself. I’m in the caymans with a bunch of gunrunners and they say business is booming. Something about a bunch of owls or something they kept saying The Who These (spelled houthis apparently) are BUYING |
| "cash savings" |
| https://preview.redd.it/ki6bsavlq1fh1.png?width=1074&format=png&auto=webp&s=dca79a0a66879fbe63408d7ced05f066d4ba5f30\n\n |
| Damn, I was goiong to put this at 22 two days ago, missed out. You are right about the boomers (I am one). But this is not top for the future of an income portfolio I am preparing. I am a former Comcast internet customer, I was 23 year customer (since 2003). Their business tactics are so dispicable, I am gladly paying more for another service provider. Jenny Harrington bought this (saw on cnbc halftime). Big mistake woman. |
| My pronouns are flip/burgers by day\n\nAnd behind/Wendy’s by night |
| 😭😭 |
| if* |
| What happens when you go full retard |
| LOL |
| "investor" |
| Wait wasn’t tariff ruled to be fucking illegal and he had to return them all how can do repeat it again in less then a year . |
| I should've dropped MSFT when it spiked to 460 a month ago |
| Oh gawd r/ValueInvesting is starting to post about GOOGL\n\nSELL |
| https://preview.redd.it/gskigmtjq1fh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2521d188e5e9826371374dbb9022f10e304b8ff8 |
| Is it illegal? Yes.\n\nDoes orange man care? No \n\n |
| Is it really called savings if you use it to gamble |
| Don’t even come back to work, you’re fired Sam |
| and increased capex on intel we dump to the ditches |
| Obviously! Few trades away from losing it all |
| Oh Nana, Poor Nana \nINTC back to ⬇️ |
| Let’s go! |
| half cash half stock? |
| INTC its over\n\n |
| Sell in may go away. TRASH MARKET |
| I walk away for a while and intc already lost the pump? Wtf happened? |
| You should tell him that you're just a child and not yet an adult |
| I suspect he is stalling wallstreet until the election |
| Putting aside how you feel about Trump or tariffs, the fact that in the year 2026, sixty countries used forced labor...\n\nNot feeling too upbeat about humanity atm. |
| I just got cucked by Cramer 😩 |
| Manana senior, manana the rocket fly 🚀 \n\nTodos manana. |
| Fucking HIMS went limp straight after pumping. It should eat its own dick pill a lot more |
| Semi vs AI bro different markets |
| Cue one year from now when SPCX is at $600/sh and this guy is gonna remember panic selling |
| LMAO, don’t even play earnings. Everything is just dying |
| Tariff and war is back on the menu. Just missing some rate hike for the trifecta. |
| RIP Intel call holders… |
| Wtf, why line go down? Nana would not approve. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4wi76hgfq1fh1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6bbd849e02f98b67c9529e9379f2cf2f46f783d |
| What will come 1st the 1st mag 7 to lower capex or a new peace deal. |
| Other half is for emergency savings lol not for trading |
| Operating margin? |
| Haha good one |
| sounds like google should sell covered call on them instead of selling it. |
| This fuckin guy man |
| bro u sound lit as fuck rn ngl |
| He’s telling you now so market won’t get caught off guard |
| This place will be spicy tonight lmao |
| If Intel goes red |
| 🥭 pawn announced the new tariffs market dropped soon as it hit the tape |
| Don't say that or bulls are gonna be really sad. |
| # tax payer funded intc crashing AH LMAO |
| Orcl with a sneaky Pentagon deal after close. |
| ah makes sense it was options. sorry for your loss dude. options scare me for this exact reason. |
| What did Lippy Bubu say? The N word? |
| I’ll take making 0 in revenue at a 2 trillion market cap; please |
| Oh yeah. I forgot about all the ameripoors dining in Michelin star restaurants with imported food from countries that have standards. \n\nI was thinking about all the corn syrup, diabeetus having mf'ers that can't afford Michelin star restaurants on the reg. You know? The 99% of Americans?\n\nIt's the biggest lol that you guys don't even have real sugar. A "luxury" that even the poverty stricken in India can afford!\n\nThen you don't even get the health care to look after your diabeetus having arse! 😂😂 |
| MY BOY CAME IN CLUTCH WITH THE TRAFFIFS LMAOOOOOOOO ORANGE ORANGE ORANGE |
| Cramer crashed the market by saying to buy intc |
| Why the fuck is intel selling off. So much for my 110 calls… |
| Sub 100 tomorrow on SPCX |
| I’m a moderator on a dedicated sub, wgaf\n\nLooks like you’re just annoyed since you’re short: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/oUhogIyco7 |
| Mother fucker |
| https://preview.redd.it/1u6onb0aq1fh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c897fb3903bb55d6b89d3078d3ccffc7cac66c3\n\n \nRest of my life type meal; |
| Im more like quick in quick out. 5 seconds candle. Before I could do anything it was all over |
| Listening to summer time sadness by llama del Rey as I eat chilis triple dipper in my car with a white claw surge on my lunch break |
| Looking at his post history he only has about $500k to recoup his losses from last year |
| If it's posted in the wrong sub that would actually be a little funny. |
| https://preview.redd.it/qemzxl5aq1fh1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=4563a5fe386db0c83a9d8d01c30aa0975f097eca\n\n |
| This is the kind of risk appetite a rich family gives you. Take the most obscene risk, if he lucks out "oh, he is so smart and successful, he's taking after his father!"; if it crash and burns, no problem, family bails him out and he can still gamble again and again until he "learns how to do business". Meritocracy in action, repeated bets with high upside.\n\nA poor kid can't take any risk. You gamble your college fund, bam, you are stuck at the base of the corporate ladder for the rest of your life. You gamble your rent money, bam, now some homeless pricks you with an AIDS infected syringe, in 4 years you are dead. It's a one strike you're out kind of a world were you can't take any risks, so you never see any upside, you are always stuck in single low digit compounding. |
| A company making 64b in revenue per year at a 500b market cap? Yes please |
| I just came back from Japan. It is really crazy how low JPY is. Royce chocolate would have cost 2-2.5x back at home, it was 1100yen for its nama chocolate (discounted to 900yen) also how most food outside cost 1000yen thereabouts |
| I hope INTC goes bankrupt. What a poorly run company. It’s literally the definition of the shitty sinking boat, being lifted by the rising tide that is the hyperscalers |
| anyone bought HON today? |
| Mango clearly switched to puts lmao how rigged is this |
| MY BOY CAME IN CLUTCH |
| puts on wife |
| intc going straight back to todays close jfc |
| hard to describe just how joever it is |
| It was all just a dead cat bounce. We are going much lower |
| #SPACE ISNT REAL BRO \n\n\n#THEY CANT LAUNCH INTO NOTHING |
| sell the news on intel? |
| The only reason SPCX is green today is because they’ve postponed their launch today |
| That's clearly Steve. Might be a sxey Steve at that |
| They are inducing consumer demand as AI appetite slows to ensure prices continue to rise. Sounds bullish. |
| Can I have that 112k BTC back? |
| Learn to read |
| If INTEL turn red. You should know its best to not play MAG7 Earnings. |
| holy shit it's going back under 100 LOOLLL ponziconductor bulls stfd |
| Tell me what to do with this |
| groves reactor" souns like a grocery store chain |
| intel back to premarket \n\n\nSon of a bish |
| All the gains today about to be wiped out after hours |
| Welp so there it is. Gone. DOG SHIT |
| Not a falling knife, it’s bottomed at 315. It’s at a 15 p/e ffs it can’t go much lower |
| Sndk is my best performing stock. I got in around 300 |
| Are these tariffs bullish or bullshit for the market I need to know now |
| https://preview.redd.it/ip0t0mk4q1fh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7682ee68f108945e51fb726d4d03ab615ce6d4c0 |
| Ok so note to self, sell on earnings pump! Unless of course it pumped into earnings then sell right before the call! Am I understanding this right? \nAnd if holding a hyperscaler then sell 2 weeks before your earnings call on some good news or bs buy rating! |
| Pure dirt |
| Apparently he can |
| Dirt |
| # LMAO Cramer curse for Incel 🤌 |
| haven't seen prices like that since yesterday |
| ORCL 👀 |
| Market doesn't even care about tariffs, last time they were announced we tanked. |
| Literally everything is a grift. |
| 0dte? |
| Damn I should have kept them puts. |
| $ORCL 7 Billion from Pentagon \n\nLarry will be happy tomorrow ORCL pump 130 |
| fucking idiot piece of shit |
| Up .86% |
| I often dream of a stock market where fades don't exist |
| what happened during earnings call? |
| HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT |
| My fucking god |
| Yen/USD breaches 163. Local Japanese getting obliterated from cost of living.\n\nWSB's first thought:\n\n"Time to plan a trip and smash some little booty kawaii girls in the red light district! 🥰🥰🥰!!!" |
| We (your 🥭) brought the energy pain on the rest of the world |
| bears the type to post a selfie outside with the caption “not all who wander are lost” |
| Yeah but the consumer will be too poor to gamble in the markets and then the gravy train is over for the rich |
| THEY CANCEL THE LAUNCH? DID THEY KNOW SOMETHING WAS WRONG AGAIN?! |
| Yes go down save my puts |
| Best answer |
| they still make less than 2021, something like that |
| Someone surely has puts and wants to buy a very deeeeep dip. |
| "The new levies are based on a frequently used section of trade law—Section 301 of the Trade Act of 1974—that is considered more legally durable than the basis for the tariffs the Supreme Court struck down. Once in place, the levies can remain indefinitely and be unilaterally altered by the president."\n\n\--WSJ. |
| Amd above 600 after earnings is going to be a generational short 🤌 |
| Could you describe it? |
| Intel fade in full force |
| I'm an addict then. Praying I die in my sleep but God won't let me off that easily. I have to light with this and spend the rest of my days being a warning to others. |
| Can you bulls keep this propped til 9:30 so I can exit these taco calls thx |
| WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG DOG? |
| LMAO fuck [this OKLO bot](https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Areddit.com+C130J_Darkstar&oq=site%3Areddit.com+C130J_Darkstar&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIGCAEQRRg60gEJMTk0NThqMGo3qAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&source=chrome.ob&ie=UTF-8)! |
| That's a roundabout way of just selling the lambo. |
| Don’t fight the fruit |
| It's a full circle type of thing |
| Can I introduce you to the new fed chair? |
| https://preview.redd.it/8z8ejk1up1fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68b1a362b3427576bef740bdf502030300d5a44e\n\n |
| If u bought a lotto put for .13 on tesla youd be up 400 damn |
| Bullish because eventually the companies will get their money back while the consumers are shafted from both sides |
| who could've seen this coming\n\nyou guys really are regarded |
| Because knuckle draggers see a chart going up and think it means it has to go down, regardless of the situation |
| He’s trying to boost volatility for JEPI owners. |
| An extremely bad what? |
| Wait, you lost cash savings? How did you lose cash? Like you dropped it? |
| well well well |
| # Tariff deez nuts 🥷 |
| Tomacco is the wave of the future |
| Same but for 730p’s lol |
| Lmao INTC is gonna open at $100 isn’t it 😂😂😂 |
| Bro you are supposed to Taco not Tarrif. |
| Still illegal |
| Sorry bro. Whatcha gon do eh. Crack a beer and play some halo. Fuck that noise |
| Tariff announcement screwing market AH |
| Yay tarriffs! C'mon 🥭 tarriff Gyna 500% please 🥰 |
| INTC please restart the semi bear market fuck these stocks |
| But I thought Iran was to distract from tarrifs? |
| Oof that means it’s going down |
| Kiss of death. Microns ceo went when the stock was around $1100 in July and Now ceo went out yesterday. |
my bets for tomorrow are HON, VLO, LLY, NUE, STZ going up, \nmy downers: ANF, MGA, MSFT, OUST \ncheck more here: \n The Ranker Report #1 — 13 Shorts, Zero Buys The world’s oldest ranking problem ended in war. Ours just ended with GOOGL at 1.5. optionranker42.substack.com |
| Is this a concerted effort to crash the markets, with the escalation and tariffs' return? |
| Oh no INTC crashing down |
| The tomatoes I grew this year are 100% mid grade flavor |
| Why anyone trusts their 401k to this guys economy i will never understand.\n\nBut that volatility is juicy for trading |
| The flood shall bring us all down with it, thus leaving no degens alive 🫡 |
| 0DTE options? Or did you go full send on TSLA calls? |
| USA are the ones paying lol |
| One the one hand, sorry you lost money. Sympathy +1. \nOn the other hand, it's been obvious that Elon is a scammer for at least a decade. Sympathy -10. |
| Contrian moves. Do opposite to what the masses do blindly and loses |
| Looks like it’s going to get there before I even have a chance to buy some 😭 |
| replacing a 10% tariff with a 10 to 12% tariff doesn't sound that bad |
| Intel full of sht..... Fk Intel |
| The rest of the world does it why shouldn't we? |
| I told everybody you should not be playing at the casino 🎰 😳👀 |
| Tariffs and bridges day, dude trying get a low entry for the next taco |
| holy aura on cramer |
| That’s crazy lol |
| ....SpaceX? Probably SpaceX grifted. |
| Buy high sell low easy money 🤑 (loss) |
| More tarrifs now from Mango |
| Always nice to learn the lesson when youre young |
| Americans being taxed without due representation. We’ve thrown off the shackles for less. |
| Minting permanent under class is AI infra stocks’ specialty |
| Jesus. GOOG cloud profits grew by 75%. And that's before anthropic stock gains. The debate is done. |
| I was thinking to myself: well, now that we have a war, the next thing Trump needs to do is go and do a bunch of new Tariffs. |
| Back to cash gang. Today was fun but its still so tightly controlled by institutional that theres no real money to be made not even in the short term gambles. |
| Intc definitely red in two hours |
| I’m going to buy more Google. Falling knives gotta be caught by someone |
| What are you doing still having the other half?! Get rid of it! |
| intel at prices not seen.. yesterdax |
| That's the max he can do lol. Poor guy wants more! |
| SanDisk support team: Sir, this is not how investing works😂 |
| wtf 😳 |
| Cause intel sucks ass |
| No one is safe this earnings season. If you don’t get dumped on right away, the next day, you’ll get yours. |
| I agree but sadly don’t think today or tomorrow m. |
| out of all the memory stocks available. Op, why did you choose the most inflated and expensive? |
| this is the way. I loaded up on overnight puts when Google, the cash printer of all cash printers said nope FCF is negative now. We maybe get a little bounce tomorrow with 401K buys and before VOL expansion is my guess. \n\n |
| A death by a thousand cuts vs Jumping from a fucking cliff |
| Why haven't they arrested this tarrif guy yet, ffs |
| Cramer wont stop tweeting about INTC \n\n\nWhat the fuck is his problem |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Bang bus |
| I even scheduled takeout |
| Thanks shiteater I hope calamity overtakes you as well. |
| and then |
| My ass smells like a extremely bad |
| My calls are 8/28, so I have some time... |
| Genuinely fuck this gay ass market fuck summer market it sucks so much |
| https://preview.redd.it/xz09qy9fp1fh1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=2e265f0c1f453b5b50d166c3c5d3dc9c902367be\n\n |
| Mango man imposing new tarrifs to wipe intel gains |
| That happens quite a bit in Yosemite |
| Try wealthsimple options and before you can sell it's down 70% |
| Bol getting dunked on |
| https://preview.redd.it/04dku1hhp1fh1.jpeg?width=1356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fac2dc1200034e7c4b41d44be47c8227755a4ca5\n\n \nI’m already broke |
| That discount is better than a poke in the eye. Jump on that shit. |
| Whatever it is, it probably emasculating to hear. Fitting actually. |
| With today's 15% fall from Tesla, at least Microsoft is no longer the worst performing mag 7 company |
| Now hold on just a minute does that mean he put in more than 30 american dollars for that call? This guy's a rothschild ain't no way |
| Are these another 150 day deal? |
| Why are these new billionaires so whiny and sensitive? Carnegie, Rockefeller and Morgan built things; Musk and Ackman just cry on twitter. |
| yes lose money and then bother regular workers, how to be a piece of shit 101 |
| Fuck you Creamer. |
| That's me back when I had a wife and baby and hope for the future lmao who needs all that. |
| No way his attack numbers are that robust. Dude is about as physically fit as a toddler. \n\nAlso, his defense numbers look a little low… “Teflon don” really doesn’t get in trouble for any of the stuff that would sink us mortals. |
| >🥭 administration announces the next phase of global tariffs, with 10% to 12.5% rates on much of the globe\n\n>Oil passes $100 a barrel again and shares slide as Middle East conflict escalates\n\nChat negative interest rates soon I can feel it |
| Darkpools and market makers |
| 5 minute candle? Again not trying to be a dick. I trade 90% 0DTE qqq options only. I use 5 minute candles. \n\nWhat candle took you out? |
| You got to convince a buddy in the unit that the red are tastier. |
| Good. People deserve to know how far the US has fallen. \nIf respect were a stock, it would be down 500%, 600%, maybe even down 700%. |
| In due time |
| 🌈🐻fuk |
| I miss when we would get TACOs |
| Intc iv crushing |
| Why is INTC going back down |
| Up three whole dollars |
| They also going to arizona state? |
| It was obvious in foresight as well. |
| It's so bad 😞 |
| But I like tomatoes! |
| Alright keep buying 150% IV options lol |
| DECK beats earnings estimates, raises earnings guidance for the year, and the stock plummets. F this casino. |
| So at this point unless your AI company is curing cancer and ending world hunger you will tank |
| It is close to pure gambling but it isn't 100% gambling. |
| Fuck off Yank |
| I hate you Jim Cramer |
| Nah he’s actually retarded |
| wtf |
| rolex is for poor |
| Hanging out with nana |
| Cmon yall, I’m a bull but INTC ain’t our savior. This company fumbled Wintel, they missed the ARM revolution, lost the CPU race to AMD, totally missed the AI GPU market. Lmao I have zero hope that this bounce will hold. |
| Their PE is 14 forward is 21… so nope. Looks like their guidance is expecting to take many hits to their insurance business as well |
| I need a big "V" on GOOGL or I'm ruined... |
| Made me lol |
| Gen Alpha can't wait to work shift work at a factory.\n\nlol at thinking 12.5% is enough to reshore manufacturing. Industrial wages for labor heavy manufacturing are on the order of $8-25k USD/yr. \n\nAlso, do energy/chemicals you pussy. You're just going to kill the one industry that has stayed domestic (paying more for steel/inputs from offshored manufacturing while getting no tariff help is an industry killer). |
| I miss that show |
| https://preview.redd.it/li6vh7y7p1fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d52f414067feff2b4b32e7535ca0cbc1e4b528c8 |
| yikes intel might dump hard after this call's over |
| Uh oh falling under yesterdays high INTC |
| bru did elon just delay it again???? |
| Got the same positions |
| I lost my savage gear seeker today, I loved that bait |
| Cat bounce ... dead ... sad. |
| Lol if you only buy 0dte sure |
| INTC going back down. I seent it! |
| "I am considering a massive attack. Bigger than ever before. I am close to making a decision. We are all set for it" - 🥭\n\nComing from the guy who says “I’m not going to tell you what my plans are and make the enemy aware” when asked about war plans.\n\n….MASSIVE taco platter being prepared. |
| I got 745’s as well |
| What's the solution for high inflation and a squeezed consumer from oil? Fucking tariffs, of course! |
| I refuse to do options |
| Do you not realize how etard Elon makes his cash? |
| https://preview.redd.it/wavd1ri5p1fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ee6945a43d95c51c6d020741f34945f813b3be |
| LMT calls it is |
| THEY PUNTED THE FUCKING LAUNCH TILL TOMORROW. FUCKERS. I wanted to see it detonate on the pad tonight |
| Earnings are gambling and if you tell yourself otherwise that just goes to show you belong here |
| https://preview.redd.it/xjsgysb4p1fh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54cbe2d1304d210aa8189d5382d73c80aa01f0ac\n\n |
| Someone should slap his ol orange booty |
| Tom accept my friend request |
| You guys make dips sound fast!!! I’ve been in this MSFT dip all damn year!! |
| Bolz r fuk |
| SPY |
| :kek: |
| One is selling picks. The other is doubling down and buying more picks; Yet have no clear path to gold. |
| https://preview.redd.it/fzgperj2p1fh1.png?width=196&format=png&auto=webp&s=f8c660d354d4877155c411d36dd99280b2c97e52\n\n |
| Perhaps it was an immigrant and ICE forced him to swim above Nevada falls |
| Unless he loses it all then he’s buying a casio |
| Why would you bet against a company the gov owns a stake in? |
| Yes I’ll take one of the “I lost all my money on SNDK and all I got was this lousy t-shirt” shirt, please |
| Same but with 745s |
| Guys I've watched enough Homeland to tell you that Iran is going to pop-off this weekend. |
| This guy is actually regarded |
| Aren't we currently giving back Tariff refunds Now? That we deemed Illegal?\n\nSo how are we doing new Tariffs? \n\nI give up lol. |
| Berkshire |
| T’is a flesh wound\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/fl6h7391p1fh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79d386e52c650b98952efd7f1286a71750e43e26 |
| Stop pretending like the rules matter, or like they won't just be bent to say that he can do it anyway. I think it's adorable that you believe that the law has any purchase anymore. They'll fucking do it, and then after they do it, the court might find that it's illegal in like, I don't know, 3 to 6 months, at which point the damage is already done. |
| Nope. TSM PE Is 31 forward is 27. SKHY PE is 21 forward is 7. |
| Dont you mean the Americans are getting ? |
| "They can soon sell them, use them as collateral, or a mix of both." |
| I’m pretty sure the right amount of data center required is somewhere more than my personal desktop and something less that the massive monstrosity they’re building in Port Washington Wisconsin. Seriously, look it up. Over 900MW of compute. Biggest construction site I’ve ever seen. It stretches on for miles. \n\nIf that’s what it really takes to run AI, it’s not going to be profitable in its current form. |
| It's an example you autistic glue huffer. We arent debating the point of the parable. You were the regard who debated with me in the first place that it isnt a\n sin to completely piss away your family's legacy on selfish \nindlugences. I used the phrase prodigal son as an example of moral failure. For forgiveness to happen a moral failure or sin has to happen first, which establishes being a prodigal son is a moral failure. Do you think forgiveness is required for charity or acts of good deeds? Dont worry I forgive you for wasting everyones time with your drivel. |
| They said he couldn't use IEEPA as the legal basis for tariffs so he's been finding other ways |
| They are dumping on my boy LipB |
| Bounce cat dead |
| Most obvious bs headlines ever. Almost offensive how stupid they think everyone is. |
| https://preview.redd.it/tq8dr7mwo1fh1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15d3d198af5635c6d00f190bd42be56937931c0d\n\n |
| https://preview.redd.it/qxtjqzpxo1fh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e324392efe25316de2a6c3139fa66b9f56f4d74c |
| bro is shorting to most performing etf of the world |
| 60 trade partners is a lot of people to slap |
| The moment Cramer tweeted about nana it was joe over |
| 25 SPY 750c's for tomorrow. im either a genius or even more retarded than i originally thought. im leaning towards the latter but fuck it, i was gunna lose the money anyway. |
| time is NOW |
| Invest in data center infrastructure companies and defense, its really just that easy |
| couldn't have happened to a nicer person |
| I think the best I can do is 103.50 |
| Dump eeeit |
| **🌈 ****Tarrifs are fun 🤡🔫** |
| 🥳🥳🥳🥳 |
| https://preview.redd.it/xybtiievo1fh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=366347b80278fbb479c23b897410c9f5002c9e07\n\n |
| Wash! What happen with oil? |
| Apparently orange doesn't like INTC's movement afterhours |
| Well yeah, I’d pay $100k not to see or hear from an engineer. Annoying as fuck |
| Eating skittles and then busting a nut |
| I ID as *multi-bag/holder*. Use my pronouns correctly or I will scream at your face. |
| That is no way for them to talk to an owner of the company! They work for you!!! |
| OpenAI huggingface marketing stunt made my local news station this morning, hugely bullish. |
| wow, intc! huge pump, numbers not seen since literally... last week |
| TSLA flying after hours |
| Was the tourist a redditor, perhaps? |
| China saved the world from oil collapse wtf |
| They also said he’s above the law so it’s a very confusing signal they are giving. |
| At least MSFT would've spiked a bit, I presume |
| Rip hardware stocks tomorrow. Software is about to moon so hard |
| Thanks, they did the latter. I made $3 🥳 |
| Loooooolllllll |
| What's the next meme play? Been holding cash for past month. |
| It the drooling part for me 😭🤣 |
| what a great time to bring back tarrifs. art of the deal |
| uh oh, this call isn't great |
| Bruuuuh you just had to short when it crossed 200$, why did you hold? |
| Hire an engineer for 150k? Or spend 250k in AI tokens for companies that will need to increase token cost to replace their data centers every 2 years to compete and get beat by ChineseAI open source AI models.\n\nCEOs: “The more expensive computer bot agent option please” |
| SAAS summer? More like ASS summer |
| The market can stay irrational than I can stay solvent. Yeah, I am not touching it either. |
| least u gambling with gaines |
| https://preview.redd.it/boa3cnmpo1fh1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13e973453bbe74bb65b321cf2856f773b1090714 |
| Spacex gonna bottom out in the $60s or $70s too. Aint seen shit yet. 951 million shares unlock in 2 weeks. |
| SPCX has serious long term potential. The next year or two might be a shit show. I don’t see GOOGL selling those shares unless they absolutely need to. |
| It’s over INTC is dying |
| Why are tariffs always “slapped” on? I picture the Billy mays guy selling that duct tape every time |
| TSM |
| God I love the ass fucking the Europoors are taking |
| GOOD. You invested in an out and proud fascists rocket company. |
| SpaceX really was the top of the market Guh |
| 😁 |
| One of your jobs is to make markets great again |
| Marvellous Chester isn't a gambler tho... |
| Why bro???? You obviously do not have a system in place, bad risk management, and trade off impulse and emotion. You gotta step back and address those things and all the pressures in your life before you can actually trade. If you don't, you're just gambling, if you say you aren't...just look at your account man |
| They could have fucked things way more by decreasing capex |
| Inverse your colors bro 😭 |
| :smoking: |
| Should have full ported intc |
| Didn’t SCOTUS say he wasn’t allowed to do this shit? |
| Take 30% off of that due to spcx stock movement since 6/30. Also they can't sell it all immediately as they'd hurt the price further.\n\nThey will certainly make billions, but it's far from a free and clear 90bil |
| I challenge anyone to give me a company with a better valuation than SKHY on the market |
| Of course Cramer is on INTC |
| Bought SOC now we wait |
| 125 |
| https://preview.redd.it/3kwx4bsio1fh1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26f0e23aad5ccd2c0b655ef1822c8e181c37e4f3\n\n |
| My wife made me a millionaire, I was a billionaire when I met her. |
| This is cooked. As hyperscalers reports earnings, semis will keep going up |
| Lmao |
| It reversed a lot of today’s loss in after hours. Pretty good for delisting. |
| This video game sucks |
| Not buying calls after TSLA's worst day in recent memory, the day before a lot of people get paychecks, is absolutely crazy work |
| nice rise |
| a fart in the wind |
| Do you think the market makers would sell options to retards if they didn’t have a 99%+ check of expiring worthless? |
| honestly I haven’t seen any consumer flash storage on shelves in like a fucking year so not sure if that discount code is even usable. |
| What did he say where? |
| welcome to the 99% |
| Get your thylenol and move on |
| The Messiah complex about him was insane Disney plus has some documentaries from 10 years ago all about going to Mars and whatnot. It's insane those videos were every made. |
| https://preview.redd.it/00b5iengo1fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c60651b2d5f65e899d9cd3bee85d631d86cc5bb7 |
| guys they are shilling prediction markets and for some reason forex trading on the pro counter strike streams, think we already saw the top ngl |
| We are the hottest country right now! |
| Way to go you fucking idiot. |
| year 2030 |
| Cramer tweeted about it see ya at 88 bucks |
| Intel earnings call for anyone interested. |
| average Reddit IQ is not that high |
| Big T is so bad for us |
| You ruined you lol |
| How are rainbows made? |
| Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha |
| https://edge.media-server.com/mmc/p/rdz8ppwz/ |
| LOL “intels the on” |
| Genuinely. |
| wait until morning. PE still crazy high |
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| I transferred more money to my gambling account, now my wife will never be able to tell I lost it all this week |
| WTF is this?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/4l3co0xbo1fh1.png?width=1510&format=png&auto=webp&s=8962c989f6ae54e87ed9839d4fcd8c47b38e193e\n\n |
| It must be nice to have $77,000 to just fuck around with. |
| Because Google giving their money to Intel |
| Sometimes stocks go up and other times they go down |
| old news |
| Realistically, what happens now that OP owes half a mil? |
| https://preview.redd.it/3s4to7yao1fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6af8b92c411765e5f7cc47225da8798e55e788d |
| Mang boy only knows two power moves: tariffs and oil strikes |
| Intel is partly own by baron |
| I can see it closing tomorrow below where it is now. Profit takers from prior ATH, higher forward PE than AMD, negative FCF (which i don't personally care about), potential fab delays, and too many "potential customers" vs actual customers on their fabs. |
| Intel boys….do NOT look at Jim Cramers latest tweet |
| What's the verdict? |
| hes basically relying on the AI bubble popping, because a breakeven of $376 on AMD in 1.5 years during an AI bubble is an easy homerun for the buyer if this AI bubbles continues even for another 8 months tbh. because if we keep consolidating and moving higher, AMD will be like $800 by the end of the year |
| Only on Reddit will someone try to blame 🥭 for a tourist yeeting themselves off a waterfall in Yosemite lmao |
| Elon Musk the first ever trillionaire to become a billionaire |
| why does INTC suddenly have clear skies RIGHT after my puts 😭 |
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| 🥭's Vietnam. It's funny because he's a draft dodging piece of shit and never went himself lol |
| Compensate the loss with more loss |
| +10% after hours |
| different companies |
| Weird stuff after hours. |
| Why ORCL green candle |
| You can't, but you don't have to buy an android device to begin with. |
| Just a few taco platters away |
| GUH |
| you guys think american companies will ever give their data to a chinese company that's well known for stealing and copying? be so for real |
| gotta do tarriffs again to distract from iran |
| Can someone explain to me how Intel earnings shot it up but Google earnings tanked it? Both increase Capex, both blew EPS out the water |
| Obviously bouncing tomorrow right |
| nah bruh, puts are for losers, im just saying there could be some profit taking on it |
| lol more tariffs |
| dame hopefully these taco baby tax payer funded accounts didnt load up on spaceseggs stock LMAOOO!!!!!! |
| Good shit man, a couple massive plays mainly get you there or smaller ones along the way? \n\nPlay it safe depending on any other of your portfolios, if this is all you have. Take some out |
| tariffs are now a fart in the wind |
| You're literally gambling. 0DTEs are no different from placing bets in a casino. Please just pay off your debt and build back up responsibly, never touch options again. Focus on and invest in yourself and your career. |
| I hate how goog fucked everything |
| I bought calls cause its Tesla and it dipped. Only up from here. |
| RemindMe!\n\n365 days |
| I should stop messing with turbos. Yeah I like when it has 130x leverage and it goes my direction but fuck I hate when it goes down like 40% in minutes |
| Stonks only go down! |
| Delisting |
| Good use of stop losses tho |
| $376 breakeven, unlikely to work in an AI bubble but the timing is probably not terrible. you may make money here if the AI bubble pops. and if it doesnt you're cooked lmao |
| Wen Pump? |
| Bruh why is 🥭 doing tariff wars again\n\nClean up the Iran shit first |
| They learned from the best - 🥭 |
| It's options. If you are degen enough, you can lose it all, even with the correct direction and timing. |
| INTC vs GOOGL earnings call is like night and day. |
| USD is the only currency that matters why would I want to trade other ones |
| It’s still possible. |
| I hope so, maybe it'll be the first time my calls make money since May. |
| He didnt get to a billionaire by smoking his own stash. |
| Something happening |
| ok proof tomorrow |
| OPs gonna use the code to buy their stock at 10% discount |
| They were looking for everyone a few years ago. You missed the boat! Now it’s just normal amounts of hiring. |
| HOOD!!! |
| War bad. Oil inventories low >>oil price up>>bonds predict rate hikes>>higher rates>>market less attractive>>also worries about ai overspending>>stonks go down>>always buy the dip>>stonks go up. |
| Sending prayers for my fellow GOOGL bulls. |
| lol okay up 24% AH because this shit what a joke |
| https://preview.redd.it/x5gl0yswn1fh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca7e349e1e21f85c9f9c121f9a0f0aa1a0adc131\n\n |
| "Elon" |
| it's still one of many indicators. it was in this range at the end of 2022 when it hit around the $90's. personally I added more shares today. my cost basis is now $120. |
| Ives is a clown |
| Need this so I can watch someone here eat shit live |
| Dude I was with my finger on the buy button for intc back when it was 19 bucks… but I thought nvda will put them out of business… |
| Say that to the previous comment |
| I fucking live it. Kudos. Take a token. \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hj5yo75un1fh1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a96d333116b258fd0d4d1333da01bd3aeaf1781 |
| I ask this every night before sleep |
| Yeah. We can fly without the autopilot. Usually the autopilot doesn’t fail, but the pilot doesn’t understand the autopilot and that is the issue. |
| oh thank god, I was just about to full port Comcast! close one. |
| Elon and Trump have both made a career off convincing people like this to give them money |
| I care. DICK! |
| I came here for the sole satisfaction of seeing Nan |
| Learned\* |
| It got us a lower high |
| Lost half cash. Still got half stock. It's on the website. |
| Train |
| It’s crazy to think that if I was just like OP, I’d also have lost half my money. Stay safe out there, yall. 🫡 |
| Remember when dan ives said TSLA was going to 600? 😂 |
| New video exploring the abandoned IBM conference Centre just dropped. It was amazing. |
| Fucking sent me lolololol |
| SPY +7.8% YTD. what a bubble!!! |
| I sold at 25 🤦 |
| What is the German translation for "femboy"? Sounds funny. |
| July had many new lower highs vs. June, today being the first lower low since the June bottom. Trends are stupid....and simultaneously insanely powerful. \n\n\nEdit: this is for QQQ, market rotation under the surface may provide chop for SPY for a bit, but if the Q's fall it all goes |
| Just ask him on X for some money. |
| Intel casually saved the market |
| and if my grandmother had wheels, she’d be a bicycle |
| The people confused about GOOGL tanking on earnings are hilarious to me, like yeah bro things are looking great when one of the most profitable companies on Earth just ran their free cash flow into the negatives AFTER switching their $50B buyback program into an $80B equity offering |
| 0DE INTC $100 strike puts tomorrow , easy money |
| Overbought mag 7 plus rasing capex on clown market AI that will never be profitable |
| You’re not the one who held calls then sold the minute 🥭 announced he was having a meeting with the CEO. I should have known corruption wins all the time. |
| Color me regarded |
| What an absolute tard |
| Time to JD Vance that couch |
| It’s genius, put more money INTO the company, stonks go up, good for monkey. |
| you're not going to need to, because the only thing this is going to print is more money for the person that sold this retarded position to you |
| i prefer community member |
| And a Mel Gibson movie! |
| I really need MSFT earnings to be out of this world and I know it ain't happening |
| Chat, are you cooked???\n\n🔥🔥🔥 |
| tariffs are back baby |
| I now wonder what car is that on my front door that drives itself |
| $1.5 Billion Multi-Year Advanced Packaging and Development Agreement to Support Expansion of Amkor’s U.S. Advanced Packaging Capacity\n\nTEMPE, Ariz.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--\n\nAmkor Technology, Inc. (Nasdaq: AMKR) today announced a multi-year strategic partnership with NVIDIA to develop advanced semiconductor packaging and test technologies for next-generation AI and accelerated computing platforms. Under the agreement, NVIDIA will provide a prepayment to support the expansion of Amkor’s U.S. advanced packaging capacity. |
| It’s a bear cuz it swipes DOWN , get it ? |
| Hey intel can we do 140 tomorrow? |
| what kind of regarded options were you trading? |
| No actual way💀 |
| this is the actual way to do it. compound that money as fast as possible so you can buy 20 rolexes in 10 years rather then 1 today |
| Good thing my positions are pootz hedging longs |
| Smells like Wrong Dog in here. I SAID IT- |
| I bought a call for TSLA tomorrow. Who will call me from there? Will it be Elon or a lower level employee? Is it like cameo? |
| As a META, MSFT and GOOGL holder, WTF is wrong with this shitty fucking disgrace of a market? |
| You know the fn dog is going to die at the end of that new Brad Pitt movie. Just going to build us up a connection to the dog and then rug pull us. Going to skip it just cause of that. |
| Oil go up stock go down |
| Many people paper hands. It is easy to hold when portfolio goes up 10% but hard when it goes -30% in an hour |
| Good for you. For me, i would stay away forever. Not looking to regain anything. \nBetter to sleep peacefully for rest of my life than to open app everyday |
| Beautifully done sir. |
| I think we'll probably see that by next week. Question is do we get a relief bounce here. |
| Who's the regard who dumped their SPCX shares at the bottom? Oh thats right it was me |
| Selling fool's gold duh |
| Did you go all in on SpaceX? |
| Boots on the ground....will take years for the market to recover |
| I’m happy for the OG bag holders .. I jumped of the ship at 50. |
| what a horrible waste of fucking money lmao\n\nI would rather drop that money on like 3 incredibly awesome vacations then a stupid watch |
| Hey, it's rough. But you should be able to bounce back eventually. |
| This shit is going to the woodshed |
| This. I deliberately numbed myself after I regardledly sold my March 30th all in on TQQQ at an average of around $38 per share. Only to see it go more than double this ffs. I sold due to a $200 fluctuation freaking me out lol.\n\nAfter that I made it a personal endeavor to all-in as often as possible, but on things I had conviction for so that holding would be bearable. It worked. Now I have a habit of checking to ensure my capital is 100% allocated to maximize utility. |
| Hahaha die tesla die |
| Intel is cooking the books they gotta be learnt from smci |
| Earnings should be dropped randomly during market hours for fun |
| Found the put buyer. Ouch |
| How are they growing at unprecedented levels but their CPUs are still so shit and run hot? |
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| Forget INTC… sell sell sell gonna tank by tomorrow |
| No I still won't sell |
| ORCL what now? |
| Is Malcolm trans now? |
| 100% |
| Actually, the love kid money (greed) is your enemy |
| 🥭 got puts now |
| https://preview.redd.it/1ij4uel7n1fh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64e92886946c52092434c85d2a9899684443c3a5\n\n |
| wait so you bougt calls this morning |
| You cant make this shit up. Intel to the moon, who cares about 110 fpe. |
| Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. |
| Asian turn arounds. |
| Well it‘s nice to be well regarded amongst your family. |
| You were rich, why would you bother doing this? |
| Well I was up about 380k in 3 months thanks to leveraged ETFs. |
| I hope your buddy’s coach is ok with that. |
| TIP : buy high THEN sell low |
| Let's call it a brainfade where I went all in and next 5 second candle was brutally in opposite direction. Before you try hit sell, youre down 90% |
| Peak DD and investment decision. I love the asymmetric risk to reward setup of 44:1. Honestly my only push back is why not levering to the tits and go with options? |
| https://preview.redd.it/xf5tm7o6n1fh1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb49f3c72122cf3f6033b84d345569104dfc59be |
| The sell off isn’t done until at least 7200 |
| From morons though. |
| Next Wednesday. Don't come to the markets. |
| Na, trade desk bro said they execute & sell immediately. Said you can’t borrow money in a Roth, & thought it was pretty funny that I’m trading 0dtes worth more than my retirement. |
| Gas stations won’t run dry. The price will just skyrocket through the roof. The reserves are being used to keep the price low. It’s still high but it will go even higher. |
| A lot of people saw but most people were afraid to bet against this degen stock |
| Spcx |
| Great, we’re back to May 11th levels.\n\nSo what the fuck was even the point of the last two months? |
| I didn’t buy them, technically my margin did |
| INTC |
| Speak for yourself, many have found the 🌮s to be explosive 🧨 |
| That's not how it works... |
| Yup. \n\nWould have blown through aths |
| BEARS ON PARADE 🐻 |
| I guess yes. margin expanded from 25% to 40%. Inventory stable so these are pluses.\n\nBut the projected margin is 40% as well. The costs haven't moved an inch so it seems they benefit from better prices. The 25% revenue growth story is more about customers willing to pay more for something than more customers at the door.\n\nIssues :\n\n - Between last year and today stock already rose 4-5x.\n- it is increasingly difficult to build datacenters as you run out of low hanging fruits.\n\nSo this growth is not nvidia like, it's setting to a new norm in operaring margin.\n |
| I like to be poor |
| 14/18A(-P)\n\nTheir new chips are absolutely amazing\n\nWill likely turn into Apple's M chips in 2-3 years |
| Risking $44000 to make $1000 is a choice. |
| Found the omega regard |
| With different macro we’d be flying these past 2 weeks. |
| Patrick, its okay. You can go back under the rock in which you live. |
| More helpful than the discount code, true haha |
| You've done it. Just remember if it's good enough to screenshot, it's good enough to sell. |
| AMKR?? |
| How did you do this? |
| Puts |
| if you hit 1m and decide to put it in leveraged etfs idk what to tell you bud. |
| I mean Google can recover 2% in a week right… |
| I work / have worked a lot of support jobs in Canada potentially it could just be someone with terrible spelling , I've reviewed some shit at times. |
| Buy now and see it plunge even further |
| You gambled and lost? \nI'm shocked! |
| Honestly the best option. You split all the proceeds of course, but that could be half of zero |
| This literally made me exhale a chuckle forcefully. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2ji4p3iwm1fh1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=02cfead43f64202983495e7eda2218c36e99a5c1\n\n |
| Shares are the way. The only time I touch options is when we're down bigly on one of Trump's antics and even then it's many months out expiration |
| I’d be more impressed if they referred you to gamblers anonymous |
| Huh? |
| AI optimism = renewed |
| When SPCX is your only green stock! |
| Yee/haw |
| I’m the owner of the company, but it’s a small company and I’m the only full time employee. Sometimes I find work for my wife or son to do but it only adds up to maybe $2500 a year in outsourced work. I just had my first six figure year last year, and so far this year am set to beat it by about $20k. But it’s still just barely above $100k. My income isn’t really bragworthy, especially in Southern California. |
| I run a truly refined portfolio comprising a balance of stocks, bonds, coupon codes, and free trial offers |
| Lol |
| Plenty of reasons: His trading account, his kids trading accounts, Bessents trading account... |
| Now, that's an achievement for sure! |
| Lol |
| 11B loss on the quarter. No new customer announcements for foundry, more layoffs. The revenue jump is a big indicator that AMD and Nvidia will crush earnings though, Intel is only picking up the scraps left behind. |
| Let me call the White House and I’ll text u what he says |
| bought some puts at the peak yesterday and sold them way too early like a clown, so maybe i helped a little too |
| Glad I don't play earnings anymore, I would have gotten INTC and MXL wrong. |
| Do you do any research, or just put money on random comments you see in chat...? |
| Rather be fat/green than dumb/red |
| Fake: has a wife. Gay: “figuring things out” on his buddy’s couch |
| I love this sub 🥹 |
| You ruined yourself by buying a stock with a 5% float lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/kdx4aoyrm1fh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50298388d6667ba686070e8c86055cb429ecfba6 |
| I lose money on call, sad. I post on Wall Street bets thread "ber fuk", get upvotes, happy. |
| If u never sold u wouldnt have the loss though |
| Oh no you did this on your own |
| Am I the only person on earth who actually believes in this stock |
| Byd reported and moved 0.00% |
| I feel targeted. You right, calls |
| https://preview.redd.it/yqmoe8pqm1fh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1daae95be3b73003d6ea1b15894399be3130286 |
| There’s oil on the moon 🌚 |
| How many contracts are you buying at a time usually? And do you usually do 5-7 DTE? |
| Koreans are gonna be so disappointed with us |
| https://preview.redd.it/wzwrzyqnm1fh1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e831c376a51a14b902388dde353a0aed6eacf266\n\nThis is what investors are really like |
| Imagine praying for an explosion. |
| 🌮 just haven’t been the same since we had to stop using lettuce |
| You know what they say.\n\n"Those who can, do; those who can't, teach" |
| Chip demand won't go lower till the ai bubble pops frfr |
| Send it |
| How else are they gonna say we have XX million daily/weekly/monthly active users to show growth. |
| You have ruined yourself |
| Exactly what will happen if you trade daily |
| They can tell time by glancing on their wrist for one thing. |
| It’s so funny how the woke era has been fading slowly, and these super woke shows that were still in the oven are now looked as what they always were, abhorrent. They still want you to think the odyssey was great though |
| Elon ruined you? |
| Ha yes they do |
| Pablo P. The Indian |
| fuck. |
| The day old Reddit goes is the day I go |
| I don't consider cruise control FSD. Neither do investors. |
| Hope Lulz |
| OTM GOOGL calls |
| deserved 🤣🫵 |
| Try buying call or put with 100% of your portfolio and watch it go to other direction insanely in next second. Within a second you're down 90% so you can't sell |
| That’s a good idea but will it drop a lil more to 290 🤔 |
| https://preview.redd.it/gqqucygkm1fh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cf61c5feb4dfb0e001389b7aa2b393d3941ed7e |
| GOP analyst here, perhaps gas prices aren't high enough |
| Now is the perfect time to double up, just imagine when it goes back to the way it used to be! |
| https://imgur.com/a/Ggy22dh |
| INTC look at what NOW did today |
| what deployment are yall talking about |
| I don't think it's the worst thing ever, but it is certainly disappointing for anyone who remembers the original fondly |
| stay poor lol |
| Don't look at us man the Koreans were the last ones to touch it |
| When's the election? When's January 5th? |
| I was not informed stocks can go down when i bought |
| ... You're still holding? |
| Bone and broth LMFAO 🤣🤣 |
| half discount half stock |
| Always |
| Got any more of those semi pumps? |
| I think it’s 740c and Google calls tomorrow |
| About to by labor day. |
| It's a 401k lol. Who cares if it's 5% lower than it was 2 months ago? Oh no, 2 of my contributions are worth slightly less. Good thing my previous 10 years of contributions are still worth 1000% more! |
| I bought some below $20, easy value long term play… I didn’t expect this return, def expected to be up in 5-10 years |
| Fuck you nobody cares |
| Go upstairs and ask your mom |
| Oil going up, stock marking bleeding a great crash slowly, trump being forced to do the final TACO or N wording Iran. \n\nI think we are yet to see the big red fat candle of doom |
| In my wife’s head we came to a ‘mutual understanding’ where she gets the house, car, kids, and dog while I get to to stay on my buddy’s coach while we “figure things out.” \n\nI’m totally not going all-in on risky calls tomorrow with our joint brokerage account. |
| Yes, OP. Elon wins and you lose, and he probably thanks you for your sacrifice. |
| Benis bump 💪 |
| https://preview.redd.it/4d32u3jcm1fh1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4aa05254b90433297dfae167b4c61e5a42aecdd |
| Google PE reached 16! Can you believe it\n |
| Your mom’s pronouns are all/in |
| heard that before |
| Bought the loss |
| The real question is who hits $300 first, TSLA or GOOGL |
| I think you’re right. Passive investing is far better because it alleviates the burden of constantly thinking about price action or what to do next while watching funds vanish. \n\nAlso, the more frequently you trade, the more burnt out you get, the more likely to make mistakes, then revenge trade… then make more mistakes. |
| Intel going much much higher tomorrow |