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| Idaho hates this one simple trick |
| He's not wrong he just early |
| Jesus h. Christ my dude. Please count your blessings and take up a time consuming hobby like black smithing or shipbuilding. |
| And then now you're gonna play it safe and invest most of it in index funds right? |
| bow-wow |
| After $2 Trillion market cap push in only 3 companies, $INTC $AMD $MU, cracks appear in semi sector.\n\nMany semi cooling from peak $SNDK $WDC $STX $ASML $AMAT $TSM $NVDA $LRCX $ARM & many in $SMH $QQQ\n\nCan they get correction like $PLTR $SMCI $ORCL or this time is different? \n\nTime will tell, how big is crash? |
| jeez i need to stop trading futes tbh |
| Fuck no, how could you even end up with -1000%. Robinhood cuts you off at -400% |
| MU def needed this day off today. Time to wake tf up and rip back to 1300 |
| I think he’s right on this one. 25-30% of float needs to be purchased by passive flows. 31% of float is currently short. And if you look at options positioning for 7/10 there are some clear institutional bets positioned for a laddered squeeze.\n\nSomebody systematically reduced the borrow to 0.7% while reducing available shares. Looks like a trap to me.\n\nSetup is better than volkswagon. |
| Yeah is that because of his short positions or long positions though? |
| Bigger news is somehow Katie Greifeld got invited and she is BAE |
| Did you notice Elon did that too and now everyone is renting to anthropic because their models actually do useful work |
| Eh, the desire to kill myself is inversely related to the performance though. |
| Our short king |
| the most important thing is to buy at the right time IMO heh |
| My mate, Paul, says that MU is just something that cows say. |
| You sure it was a Jersey Mikes? Never had that kind of issue at mine |
| gey |
| Has a very punch-able face. |
| This is my take as well. For now, I'm just buying more at a discount thanks to him. |
| That half in cash will be gone when you pay your taxes next year. Don’t touch it |
| It’s cuz ur gey |
| Nice |
| Everyone saw the dot com bubble bursting as there was no revenue backing up the valuations. The AI revenue situation is completely different.\n |
| good on you for selling the shit before it crashed hard |
| Im gonna start stockpiling potatoes before the price of those rocket to the moon as well |
| Step SPY* |
| That’s fair but since the estimates are right around 3.9% to 4% (at least from what I’m reading), it seems like an implied chance of just 11% is pretty low.\n\nBut I’m also highly regarded |
| Crazy sub. Got any other plays to get to 1 million? Thinking of putting 50k into mstr hopefully at some crazy low later this year. |
| this closed market is pissin me off rn |
| He is genius |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| The Big Short’ investor Michael Burry has reportedly opened a short position in Micron Technology (MU) while adding to five existing long positions.\n\nIn his Substack post, Burry said he shorted Micron at $1,051.87 per share, calling the chip stock’s recent rally driven by “fear of missing out, greater fool theory, [and] public commitment bias.”\n\nBurry said, “Micron defines cyclical like no other,” adding that the stock has witnessed 34 drawdowns of more than 30% over the last 42 years. He stated that the company’s shares are now more extended above their 200-day moving average than at any point since 1984, “not even during the dot-com peak.”\n\nThe investor noted that Micron’s “puts seemed expensive,” and that he will “look to add puts should the stock settle down and bring volatility down.”\n\n#Alright so his analysis was 100% on technicals and 0% on fundamentals. Alright Burry, fucking bring it 😤 👏 🙌 😈\n\nAnd this guy decided to go long on PayPal, Sprouts, Poetic, Freddie & Fannie Mae lol |
| He's actually again in business, he runs a substack subscription with thousands of subscribers paying every month. |
| Have you tried turning it off and on again? |
| i hope taytay has the perfect wedding day |
| His fund was up 344% over 10 years when he closed it |
| Did you explain to them your DD when they called? |
| I’ve had that. You have to pop out of bed and stretch it. |
| I would ask what numbers he's looking at. There backlogs for all the semis related to AI and it takes factory capacity expansions to get supply that will take years to build and have operational . Either he has info that's not available to us or he's plain ass wrong.\n\nSure the valuations are high and maybe even crazy but the businesses are selling product maxed out and you can't win shorting a business that's balls to the wall selling product. |
| if they are lipstick, I can offer my face... |
| very true statement |
| Anyway to block posts about this guy? |
| Puts it is |
| Sick of this guy’s mug |
| Meta just needs to STFU about AI and stick to selling brain rot |
| SoxL is OK to hold overnight.. They write that BS about rebalancing just to scare people out of their losing positions at the end of the day. The few times I held a losing position over the weekend it recovered and made money... Any time I sold it because "its not for more than one day" I had to eat my losses. The fukers move it after hours, you wake up and its up 10% or more... And who cares if you lose like 0.1% or whatever you lose on rebalancing (can someone explain what that even means and how much are we talking about?). |
| The same fucking picture of this guy every time |
| It's 3rd of July why we closed smh |
| Are you literally retarded? |
| SNDK to 6000$ first. |
| yeah, but that still makes the title misleading. |
| left side droopy aint that a stroke situation |
| True |
| Can't wait for the entire sky to just be satellites that eventually form up into giant advertisements |
| That’s the glass eye isn’t it? |
| Hella relatable. But it’s just like… risk tolerance for yourself is higher because you’ll feel like a genius if you pull off the risky play. But for other people you always suggest the safest course of action because you don’t want them blaming you if they lose money. Maybe the lesson is treat your account like it’s someone else’s |
| so you saying this valuation makes less statistical sense than you personally existing? your parents meeting, fucking at the exact right time, that specific sperm winning, repeated for every ancestor you've ever had, is more probable than current CAPE ratios? the entire chain of events that produced your worthless ass is a more reasonable outcome than this market?\n\nand people are still buying the dip?? |
| Once enough retail sells they will buy back up and reverse the narrative to increase prices and cause fomo. Up and down and back up we go! |
| Weak jobs print + much lower oil prices so people are pricing some disinflation |
| when a cow mu, you mlik it |
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| ding ding ding we got a winner johnny... |
| but MU is part of the semis index ? |
| https://preview.redd.it/bvz60zew81bh1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3da77f0b3460abd79aad4b15c234afa6ce7c2200\n\nOP |
| haha so wrong, generative ai learns just like humans, with observation and practice. It just does it faster. You think there is a big database it is pulling from? There isn’t. It’s figured out how things should look by practicing over and over. |
| what do you mean? |
| Maybe i should have bought on the pullback 😞\n\nWas looking at purr but no clue if it's a good idea to buy |
| GUYS SPY IS STUCK |
| https://preview.redd.it/gbihlzps81bh1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c53e6f72d39f207524b07d0afbb0646783b02b5b |
| Market is barely moving. Almost like someone forgot to ring the opening bell |
| The post title also says 75xx% gain in six months. AI isn't the only retard that's bad at math here.\n\nIncredible accomplishment though. I wish I had thought about lying to myself and the Internet to feel better about an unkind reality. I guess I'll just have to live vicariously through those making fake gain posts and truth social posts. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rnbsnbsq81bh1.png?width=586&format=png&auto=webp&s=c1f548af84d8305726d6fc5169cf6dc6af579e54\n\nDay 2,847 of waiting for the AI bubble to pop. |
| Totally agree. Financial freedom is the goal |
| "woot, kospi pumped hard so we'll open super green on monday!"\n\nkospi on sunday night: "sike u thot" |
| Dude looks like he is constantly having a stroke. |
| Yea well all food is expensive these days |
| Huh? MU is micron if I’m not mistaken . |
| Bullish indicator |
| Is that the guy who predicted 10 of the last 3 recessions? |
| Just watched a rogue shopping cart smash into the side of a nice car 🥳🤌 |
| Release 24/7 options trading right now! |
| Starlink and Amazon LEO are going after a different sector than ASTS. This is for home internet that requires an antenna. ASTS is cellphone broadband that doesn’t require an antenna and works with everyday phones. |
| SOXL is like a swing horse, with $180 pull back in 2 days from $265 I see a buying opportunity in this current market and price back to $245 next week is an easy target |
| It did, and Leo is definitely behind schedule on launch, but do note that New Glenn (Blue Origin) is a separate company, and Amazon has the depth of pocket to buy launches elsewhere (and has been, aside from a reticence to give too much money to SpaceX, their direct competitor). Of course ULA has shit the bed several times recently, mostly nozzles falling off Northrop's SRBs, but also for Vulcan they're using engines from Blue Origin, so they're kind of limited to Arianspace for the moment. |
| It's in the website. |
| According to the movie, this guy was early on the housing bubble, I think he’s early now |
| I love their food. Just so expensive for a sandwich |
| Ask yourself why didnt you buy cheaper on on thursday? Then you get your answer if you should be buying anything. |
| Gameshop gonna cease to exist if PlayStation and Xbox and Nintendo start getting rid of physical discs |
| my roommate’s gut was wrong on mu last year too |
| Not per se \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/054s1uhj81bh1.png?width=2560&format=png&auto=webp&s=1aba89268d1e14decb9ed6ce6b59968f61bee45b |
| "it's my day off, let me play some video games, what could go wrong?"\n\n*GPU dies*\n\n😭 |
| I mean I watched The Short last friday for the first time. And I watched Youtube-videos by Steve Eisman during the week.\n\nSo, what does Eisman buy/short? |
| Because he was right, once, 20~ years ago. |
| Right move meta and xai abondoning till this day, there is no profitable company and usage bots to spread misinformation, see you retard in 2. movie |
| Good think we have hyperliq |
| Man I wish this retard would just go away. Dude is the worst |
| Exactly. Meta being the wildcard. |
| Altcoin season soon? 👀 some are saying... |
| Another Version of me\~ |
| Suckerberg thought the thing people hated the most on Facebook: AI videos and pictures, were going to magically be the thing people wanted to use and see the most. He hasn’t failed this bad since the metaverse. So let’s keep score: for the major so called society-changing innovations he’s pushed in the last decade he’s now 0:2. |
| \**Me Dialing a NY area code - Someone answers, "Hello?"*\n\n**"Open the flippin' Casino!!!"** |
| He also went long msft, says itll double by 2028. I think thats a safer bet |
| It will drop in 2028 after going up another 100% and then people will say he was right. |
| are you from India, sir? |
| You're a fucking retard if you think this is a good call and citing burry who is now out of business because he's been wrong so much is even dumber |
| Which tells you it's not reality they're trying to sell but a specific narrative, and that narrative is constantly evolving |
| Lol |
| How come the “yes” for CPI > 3.9% for June is only 11¢? Isn’t the consensus estimate that it will come in at about 4%? Shouldn’t the “yes” be closer to a coin flip? |
| He shorted semis index not MU |
| to a regard, every dildo looks like a nail |
| I feel validated now in my long position, thanks for posting |
| 🙋♂️ |
| Is this going to affected my Microsoft shares? |
| Holy fuk the price of ramen noodles, puts on the poor |
| He nailed that one |
| Ehh not so, in 2022 January before speech moderation, there were twice as many players on GTA ONLINE than there be today. They banned half their playerbase, RockstarGames don't care players are black or African American, can't say the N word even if it wasn't offensive just meant the word/term "DUDE" because the AI CHAT MODERATION believes no matter what n word is offensive even without the hard ER at the end, my black friends be banned on GTA ONLINE TBH, before 2022 I would have over 20 friends playing GTA ONLINE on PSN, now after AI CHAT MODERATION was implemented, I only have 1 or zero friends playing GTA ONLINE on PSN. True story! |
| >leg calf |
| I don’t care what anyone says.. I like like Jersey Mike’s over all the other sandwich shops |
| Drink water 👨🍳 |
| He got some information by luck 20 years ago and now thinks he is some genius like I get he is smart but come on he has been on the Ai bubble trade since 2021 |
| How come I'm not losing money today? |
| That’s incorrect. Amazon LEO is like Starlink - home internet that requires an outdoor antenna. Has nothing to do with cellphones. |
| Sauce? |
| So puts? |
| Why do people still care about this guy? |
| Bro this happened to me constantly. When the US market did well the Canadian one was closed. When it crashed, it all crashed. When Kospi crashed at night I couldn't sell to avois more losses. Now that it finally goes up, the US one is unaffected and it the time it is this shit will probably crash again lol. |
| \- How do you choose the companies you target? \n\- What's your preferred DTE? Some of these look like very short duration. \n\- How do you choose the strike? \n\- Do you buy on dips, momentum, something else? \n\- When your options go down in value by quite a bit, how do you react? What's your next move when this happens? \n\- Some of these are massive individual bets, like UNH. What made that so high conviction? |
| This is bullish |
| I mean shouldn’t the exit be growth of the business so you sell and make a profit. Not suck it dry and pass it along. There honestly needs to be regulations or taxes or something from the government to make PE not want to destroy companies but actually grow them. |
| Can Taylor swift’s wedding affect the market too? Lol |
| 🥰 |
| I'm crushed, been awake multiple nights last weeks because of the world cup, worst idea ever |
| Dont forget your taxes! 🫡 |
| "baby" |
| You ain’t up shit bagholder. You’re gonna be in the red soon 🫵🤭🤭 |
| Being awoken by your calf cramping is extremely unpleasant |
| Reddit! |
| your fat |
| Metapod |
| Hyperliquid absolutely mooning |
| Takes a toll on your health. I lost 150k few weeks ago playing options. Had stomach pains. Turned out to be ulcers. Last 2 days I'm down 450k. Trying not to get ulcers again but knowing Korea did well last night makes me feel better and optimistic for Monday. |
| Why not make it Dec 25, 2126? The crux of the original point is that Burry the Clown pumped Gamestop for substack subscriptions then liquidated it less than 4 months later. |
| Wow ! Very impressive ! Certainly something to be proud of. Not sure how much time you put into researching your calls, but it’s certainly paid off INSANELY well ! Congrats ! |
| It’s right there in the picture |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| paper losses is meaningless mayn |
| it's literally always before a recession, all the time. |
| Other providers |
| I love being called “baby” and I’m not ashamed to say it |
| July officially starts on Monday! Say goodbye to gay bers, and welcome green shrek cocks, baby! |
| Yea relevant history on nuclear war lmao. Sure |
| say what you want about him, but at least he drives slowly through school zones |
| KOSPI fucking assholes, ruined every week day just to pump when SPY is closed |
| I'd love that, I'm up over $100K on MU alone, realized, and I would be happy to load up. |
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| MSFT MSFT MSFT MSFT |
| Cocaine and butt plugs will do that to you |
| I’m thinking you’ll find it useful then.it can vibe code you excel formulas from natural language prompts in excel. Related, been buying MSFT the past 2 weeks |
| Their sandwiches are getting smaller and smaller. |
| Damn nice gains. I need this stock to run to at least a double top then i’m never touching it again |
| Because I don't know who controls orbital satellite space and who's fault if they collide? |
| It’ll be back at 600 ya bish. Watch |
| Not my dumbass opening a month dte before a recession and long weekend |
| Khamenei's funeral, so unless Israel wants to do the funniest thing, likely to be quiet |
| GTA ONLINE and GTAV are separate, GTA ONLINE was built around micro transactions, GTAV wasn't, you be kinda right but in reality, GTA ONLINE is separate entity from GTAV, GTAV is solely a single player experience similar how GTA6 is going to be, GTAV the game just has access code key for player to access the GTA ONLINE portion. One thing to note, sadly RockstarGames may use GTA+ for the only way for migration of GTA online account because I see GTA+ subscription for every pre-order, like GTA+ has nothing to do really with storymode of GTA6 or even GTAV storymode, so I'm thinking it's for migration like ohh RockstarGames gave everyone 1 free month I just feel as if that's what's the 1 month free GTA+ actually be for, but I hope they don't do it that way, hopefully we can migrate without GTA+ subscription, just speculation on that GTA+ just saying. |
| Boys I’m down 15% on the port BUT I also bought the memory dip |
| The markets being closed doesn't mean you're not retarded |
| No. Tax is never a good thing. It should always be part of your decision making process. |
| every time saylor starts talking about bitcoin i feel like he just starts saying random smart sounding nonsense |
| How did you choose your tickers? |
| Well I did say I was regarded lol. Definitely bought too soon. Time will tell how cooked I really am |
| Too much time on your hands\n-Styx |
| If u dont have a flair u por |
| I have consistently recovered buying deep ITM 90 day dated calls with delta around .7 and averaging down once if necessary. Maybe twice. You have to really work the bid ask spread though. |
| Too many 3-day weekends!!! Too many market closures!!!😠😠😠 |
| We’re safe |
| The number of stock market closures in a year is too damn high |
| Gotta wait for futes to close |
| https://preview.redd.it/73icmz7n61bh1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3e6dff046dd2193f9751fcf5a2b0e5a7dc79be8 |
| Congrats! Strong support at 150k and broke out of that upper range. |
| Thank you mother America! Looks like they can't take my money today! |
| Haven’t heard news yet of missiles flying in Iran and fighting starting again. Pretty sus |
| You mentioned you usually do a month or two out. But what about the strikes? Do you in principle aim fe. for 10% otm calls? Atm? Deep itm? |
| So bad they tripped the circuit breaker last night and won't turn it back on until Monday |
| Mute it bruh |
| And the food goes downhill, similar to Jimmy John's |
| Rip ber |
| Holy shit whole market crashing bad... don't look!!! |
| Slow but steady rise\n\nThis is fun |
| cunts were telling me this when I bought at like 600. |
| No |
| Is this true ? |
| I knew this dude would know about the syrups. |
| Censor bot got 'em |
| Yeah but does Arby’s have a PDF spokesperson like Jared from Subway? |
| So that's good in the short term while the bubble is intact, but cataclysmic when it pops, right? |
| Dead sub. 3 people with multi million trading accounts and a bunch of poors getting liquidated |
| Some of the fruit syrups are pretty good, blueberry, elderflower, chokecherry. Birch syrup is overlooked |
| It’s down like 20% in a week; it’ll be a lot sooner than 2028 |
| Flat as fuk today |
| Yup. Like when you deep into a goon sesh with all the tabs filled with prostate sparking fuck cinema… but then your mom calls to ask how your day is going right when you bout to bust.\n\nI know everyone goes through that once a week or so.. but why no talk about it? |
| We used to use the Blackberry app suite at the company I work for. It was the worst software ever. Wasted so much time. Finally switched to all Microsoft and it is 100 times better. Assume other companies are doing this as well. Not good for BB revenue. Honestly cant believe BB is still alive as a company, they had keyboard phones for email in early 2000s and have been going downhill ever since. Probably one of the worst stocks you could buy right now. They will have zero relevance in AI and this attempt to squeeze some juice out of AI hype is pathetic. |
| Just avg math level of a wsb bro |
| unless.....\n\n |
| Thats on your local government. Starlink could've been on there years ago |
| someone that actually has gains in robinhood needs to pitch in how it looks like if you put the YTD graph. Otherwise no idea, it could be putting 2M+ as an all time while showing the ALL time value above. |
| A refined lady like that you romance, you don’t just touch her titties 🧐 |
| Believe it or not models will be free regardless of China. Its like software. You can do the code one way or another. Real hassle is user acquisition. |
| idk why but “math” is in quotes here |
| "If we correct for the earnings bubble, the current CAPE would be 67.6x or 4.6 standard deviations above trend, a bubble that surpasses anything ever seen in US history by an extreme margin. If valuations followed a normal distribution (which they don’t, so don’t take this literally), this would happen in 0.00019% of months or once every 43,432 years."\n\nJapan or beyond territory boyos |
| Monday is gonna be green af, I can't wait for it |
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| Get burnt regard |
| she was hawt back then, ngl ngl ngl hnnng |
| ASTS plans (if they ever get to deploy their full constellation before 2030) to offer internet to only 0.5% of the population that are outside terrestrial coverage. They're not in the same league as SpaceX and Amazon who will offer full internet services, including direct to phones. SpaceX and Amazon also have the deep pockets if they need to acquire MNOs and they have their own launch vehicles. ASTS doesn't and will always be at the mercy of SpaceX and Blue Origin to launch their satellites, good luck with that "superior" technology on the ground. |
| If you're still in an options play why are you planning on holding them long term? Do you want to buy the underlying? |
| https://preview.redd.it/9wvf8cns51bh1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a86869f7b63b1ac55efe9530eba2dde1ff96670 |
| Fake posts on WSB??? Clutches pearls |
| WSB when gainz\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/e2zbs70o51bh1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2027d7b9050edb558f2ff18ca836f4c31274f72 |
| 5 for $5.55 only at Arby’s |
| This was last week before the bullshit drawdown\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/TheRaceTo1Million/s/Qq8F7bKPeT |
| Since casino is closed today I’m going to the irl ones |
| Yeah exactly. Have you seen the Grand Budapest? |
| do it or rip to your h1-b |
| Dude thought he was ruined at least four times. Congrats. \n\nI wish I was this much of a degenerate |
| Warm up the money printer warsh !!!! Lfg |
| Ameripoors sold on Thursday to be gaped up on Monday and don’t rebuy 🤣 |
| fun & good skill |
| SanDisk apparently did not make you rich. |
| I remember 5 dollar, 5 dollar, 5 dollar footlooooong. Oh how far we've fallen. 😔 |
| math ain't mathing tho |
| There’s 128 trading days left this year. \n\nCan you be profitable on atleast 1 of them? |
| cheaper cuts my man… do ya thang |
| Yeah like... I think if you took gold at \~$4k with a tight stopout, you'd be safe for a small retrace. But yeah, the target for a long time has been the next leg down and that's also where the death cross it just had on the SMAs kind of points it toward. |
| You can get a better one from Publix. Also 11 dollars for a crappy sub is crazy |
| SpaceX 🙂 |
| lmfao |
| Probably will do that. Just need MU to go up a bit past its ATH and will pull everything out |
| I wonder if your boss knows how fuckin dumb you are lol |
| Ya will be ok I lost 95k |
| Nothing it rational |
| Oh what’s your +%? Gg |
| Because for me I’m like, I’ll buy the riskier option positions. But I try and only buy shares /stick to safer stuff unless something truly dips on hers. And obviously that’s the smarter strategy and it’s been performing better.\n\nSo then you ask, why don’t I invest that way on my own account. \n\nBrother idk, retardation maybe? Gambling itch? Idk. |
| You can still buy a Baconator tho |
| I think that was my main strategy, but they always dipping more after I patiently wait after the dip. Then I hold them til 0 and they pop only after expired. How do you decide when to buy? |
| lolbruh u old af. me too bruh. |
| MTE.DE ticker. |
| Goodness gracious! Has anyone ever finished their kitchen cabinets going from a dark cherry to white? Feels like it’ll never end, and it’s averaged 100 degrees everyday this week |
| "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" was released in theaters 65 years ago today (on July 3rd, 1991) |
| in like 2028 maybe |
| Why stocks not moving |
| There’s some serious support at the 4k level but has a nasty air gap under it which makes me want to be a little patient with my entry. I agree though, it won’t be long. |
| #So fucking annoying that my boss is Slacking me on my day off and it's a group message that it's not even for me 😒🙄😮💨😤😡😠🤬 |
| Are there other kinds of syrup you’d recommend we try? I bet you know all the syrups. |
| can you link where you're seeing the price on EU market |
| Flash memory gang gonna get rekt sooner or later. |
| 70 hours... this is worse than talc addiction. |
| Last night I dreamt of San Pedro ~~ |
| Do ASTS |
| Still can't beat Mr T in his profits . |
| EU market? Those guys who get so excited they piss their pants when they're up $5? |
| you should, unironically\n\nI'm sure you could legitimately find some 75 year old boomer woman that lost her husband who has like a $10M estate and you could get half if you just touch her nasty titties and cobweb vag for a couple years |
| many of you don't realize you can buy calls on futures right now lmao |
| Lol |
| Unironically, i kinda end up doing that too on my 2 accounts. Not bad to have 2. |
| Wait till US easy, Europe liquidity sucks ass |
| Prying ears wanna know, does it taste metallic? |
| So I abandoned & ditched my wife at the start of the year so I can funnel more cash into Micron & SanDisk stock\n\nShe just texted me a screenshot of Micron & SanDisk tanking this week and said: "Miss me yet? I'll give you one last chance to take me back because I've been thinking about us a lot and I miss you and you'll always be my man."\n\nAnd I told her 🤓: No thanks, I'm going to buy the dip\n\n#MU & SNDK GANG UNITE 💪🤝🤲🙏🫂👥️🕺🕴 |
| I'm a widow and we dont want sugar babies or sugar daddies. We want pp. |
| we have it already you stupid dork |
| They are closed already, but you can try your broker or simply google KOSPI. Some brokers will not allow you to trade in the KOSPI or NiKKEI or chang seng. I think IBKR one of the few, I use webull and I can use the korean markets, but I have never tried and cannot tell you if they give you shit fills on the korean market. |
| true ✅ |
| True, assuming he said he was already working, he probably does have a home. Idk if I was him I’d just keep a small job on the side that truly interests me. Earn some money, and keep more money in the index dor bigger dividends later. |
| Okay tell\nMe why I shouldn’t move to Florida and seduce all the boomer widows like Monsieur Gustavo in the grand Budapest, to fund my hedge fund(0 dte addiction). |
| What are you doing dude! Your supposed to photoshop this to make it looks like made 1.2 million and tell us your about to retire your wall-streets betting wrong |
| You'll just have to be sad |
| My moves today is to eat 5 glizzys and not get caught |
| Fucking $12 for a regular Italian sub and the place is always packed for some reason |
| Do you have a life, hobby, gf? |
| Got some advice for you, just load up on wendys burgers and fries and have their earnings pumped up |
| CHOP DAY |
| Would you buy MU for 1025 on EU market o rather wait for what Monday brings on US market? |
| And stop consuming water |
| Lol you need to do some reading. These model today are not just stupid, unguided ingests of bulk data into a GPU memory. Not even close. If they where then Facebook, Google, open AI etc would all have models capable of what Claude has. They don't. If I gave you all the data in the world you'd still fail miserably trying to build a claude like model.\n\nIt's literally the exact opposite of what you say. The software is near worthless, you could replicate it in a month or two with Claude and a few developers or double that with gpt or Google etc. The value of software is continuing the trend of the last 30-40 years pre AI, becoming more and more easily made and replicated, becoming a commodity. |
| To be a cuck, he must first find someone willing to fuck him. |
| What if I'm poor and can't make either? |
| Preach |
| Korea really saved our ahh |
| RIP MU 🪦 |
| I need to be more cautious with my money; I’m finding my girlfriends account I’ve managed 100x better than mine because I only buy the dip on her account when it’s dipped and then dipped and then dipped again, and it’s now crushing my actual account :(\n\nLike Microsoft recently, I bought the dip at 400, after it had come down from over 500, figures that was a good buy\n\nIn her account, I got Microsoft for 351,\n\nAdobe, I bought in my account at 250, in hers, 192,\n\nUnh, I bought in mine at 290, in hers, 260(although this one I sold for the Microsoft position as I felt it was a safer play so I didn’t make her a gazillion dollars sadly) |
| You mean no gambling until Monday. The casino is closed. |
| You click on Google or any other ads? I always wondered who actually does that |
| Any discussions of space always ends with "What about Starship?" from some downie that watches a wedding photographer's sub for Space news. Starship has put fewer satellites into orbit than the new glen exploding rocket. |
| I imagine the anti data center guys will deploy their newfound skills at other sites |
| It's ok to not have coffee, as long as you substitute it with espresso |
| euro stocks suck so much ass |
| It’s not even invoking that, it’s evoking the man part of my brain that offers solutions. Like just wear different comfortable clothing. Like the dudes that work out out in jeans boots 👢 creep me out but at least they look like they’re getting a comfortable work out in |
| Someone is short MSTR over the weekend and starting to sweat right meow. |
| Kopsi up 6% after that shit show of a day yesterday. Monday better be fucking good. $MU 1300 on Monday |
| A car i ordered had just come in so i traded my paid off car for it on that around that time, i was waiting two years for this order. Financially not the smartest but ill take that L. Its tough being a car guy, gamer and musician lmao. But im caught up now in funds. Im ready now but the market is hella up everywhere.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/a994r8sz31bh1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b21007ba76e8d0eaebf6959d1dd9dc48ec85775 |
| Why is VEQT going up so much 🤔 |
| least gooning gooner on wallstreetbets tbh |
| I'm with 500 @ 6.24, 500 @ 7.26, sold all @ 9.08, then bought 3000 @ 8.41 yesterday. \n25 options @ 8 for July 31\n\nMy exit is 10, but if 3 days above 10 happens, that exit could change to 20 |
| It got into orbit. How long it stays there is irrelevant. Starshit = 0, Bezos Dong = 1. You can go back to gargling Elon balls. |
| how do you check Kospi or asia/european markets to see whats going on on this bullshit ass closed US trading day?\n\nwondering what memory stocks are doing today |
| pounds on Casino door ✊👊 open up! |
| You guys realize these are photoshopped or AI images? The math in ytd calculation(second image) makes zero sense. The image says the ytd gain is $2,045,942.37, which equals to 28.54% gain. That implies the starting ytd value was about $7.17M which makes the current implied value around $9.21M. But it also says the past-week gain is $696,372.07 which equals to 32.27% gain. That means his account was at around $2.16M, making the current implied value only about $2.85M. Those two implied values, $9.21M vs $2.85M do not match. AI is good at generating realistic photoshopped images but it usually gets complex math wrong. |
| Banks always win. Even when they don't government can't let them blow up, so they still fucking win. |
| Any poor can make moonshine but you need money to make bourbon. |
| FUCK! |
| Good for her |
| What do you trade on and phone or computer? I use robinhood legend on my computer and turn on autosend orders ; with one click I buy at market or sell at market. Before I would trade on my phone which was too slow, but after switching I’ve started making much more money. |
| It's not wealthsimple margin my guy. \n\nHow much you want to bet btw? We can go as high as you want? |
| Gym attire has become a joke. But... Don't you dare look, creep. |
| Won't they just build somewhere else? |
| now lets see that juicy broker statement would be GREATTTT |
| Totally agree - I am very long Samsung! Underappreciated for the assets they have! |
| No crying at Wendy's, sorry |
| why is the casino closed because of a holiday tomorrow? |
| If you own a home that's a pretty great living. If not, it's pretty good for one person, but would be frugal living for a family |
| The American one only |
| I put 500 dollars away without looking at it every month for years. Now I have over 270,000. When I retire I will have millions. Don't fucking gamble. |
| I don’t. I stare at my phone and pray for Monday… |
| She's gonna take it off as soon as you're gone |
| Hey guys, you forgot to say WEN! |
| All these constellations are making so much fucking space junk. Also making astrophotography a complete pain in the ass. |
| You gotta learn to buy it back if there's new information. I have this issue where if I sold something it's very hard for me to then buy it back at a higher price but think how many times you could have bought sndk this past year, sold at 100% gain, buy it back at 2x what you sold it for then sell it again for another 100% gain etc |
| i bet this is a paper account lmao |
| you're on here too bud, why don't you amaze us with your P/L % |
| the “launch” of the AST satellite you brought up was a failure. Better luck next time. |
| I get so much more done when the market is closed. |
| Victim would be ASTS |
| Wow good job |
| More than half of the posts are fake |
| Not really. I have a house in Peru and the internet there is bad and price is high. Leo can be a good alternative. Check Lima city intern prices and speed. It will benefit the people to have alternatives. Also the prices will be different for that region. |
| Is there a history of Israel regulators delaying deals like this for a long time? Are there other regulators that could also blow up the deal? Do you have any expectation on when the outcome will be clearer? |
| We gotta wait till the tech earnings season in mid-to-late July. The make-or-break factor for whether tech can launch another massive bull run is going to be their CapEx growth. |
| Noice |
| The shiniest memory is HBM4 which can only be made on machines not many firms have (intel has EUV, but basically it's the cartel or go home for HBM4).\n\nThat being said, for example, Apple is more interested in memory for its hardware so basically even GFS has the capability for DDR5 and HBM 1-3 if they decide to go that route.\n\nAnd, hyperscalers have even been slapping DDR4 in their shit because the most important thing for training (and general use of AI) is memory capacity, speed is nice, but you can make 3 gb of DDR5 for 1 of HBM4. |
| You realize the game is fucking rigged when you look at bond yields vs mortgage rates. |
| Literally billions of people would be absolutely enthralled at being able to do that. Sure maybe not for the people trying to retire in silicon valley, LA, NYC, Parris, or London, but pretty much anywhere else that's enough for a family to live comfortably and an individual to live somewhat lavishly. |
| You can trade maple syrup on the Toronto Syrup eXchange |
| Casino still open for me, FUTES GANG RISE UP |
| Literally do futes lol |
| Rip Jersey Mike's it was fun |
| I wish I could be this out of it. Just go through life on a daily basis without any idea where I live or what is happening |
| Even over btc? |
| Ay bruh just keep it movin take yo profits. Remember what unc taught about fear n greed mayn. Stay fuckin. |
| QTS done folded on building the worlds largest data center in Virginia LMAO and announced it on a market holiday \n\nIt's over for AI. Best result really, they can pretend it wasn't shit all along and would have proved it but for you pesky kids |
| bruh, you have been on this sex robot thing for awhile now\n\nyou ok, bruh? |
| It's downright unamerican to close markets for independence day |
| Well, if you're on IBKR etc., then you still can trade in Europe.\n\nHowever, hurry up, mate, some close in like 45 minutes 😉 |
| I regret not loading up CRWV yesterday… hope it’s still low 80’s. Not that it’s the best stock but I know it’ll be back around 110-120 before long. |
| Maybe leopold is wrong on SHAZ? 🤔\n\nI hate doubting god though. |
| Lizard brain takes over sometimes. |
| Look into firms that offer AQR or Quantino. It's advanced tax loss harvesting. You've graduated from Robinhood, time to go to a big brokerage firm. Congrats and fuck you 😭 |
| Only 2 hours has passed. Time moves slow when the casino is closed 😞 |
| I bet on croatia and that game was such a scam lmao, they had like 2-3 goals called off wtf even is soccer they were dominating all game |
| Sheesh that’s rough. |
| When did you think the 4th was going to be celebrated? August 8? |
| Future high paying jobs in 2030+\n\nSex robot manufacturer,\nSex robot dealer,\nSex robot influencer,\nSex Robot Personality Engineer,\nSex Robot Technician (fixing),\nSex Robot Mechanic (customizations), \nSex Robot Pimp |
| Please stop |
| That’s generally how ISPs operate… |
| Not what I picked, but I don’t hate it |
| You need to stop. |
| Chiiiill, we can all get back to regarding Monday. |
| I love how so many people are suddenly legal experts 🙄 . Oy if these online takes are any evidence, we’re all fucked. I hate that I’m a lawyer because it seers the stupidity into my brain… |
| I wonder why? I get that Meta fucked up, but given the high demand for AI this should not even be mentioned, just done.\n\nIs there such a high demand? |
| Easy to meme on the guy, but his shorts have been kind of printing lately. But Caterpillar was like the easiest to call shortable company this week. |
| Since markets closed heres a parlay, colombia, argentina,\n france, Morocco |
| Too hot in these damn woods, I should have bought a lake house. |
| I think about this a lot.\n\nAnd most people are not doing anything with their money other than spending it or putting it in a savings account (best case an HYSA). \n\nDo people really just strive to do nothing with their lives but labor? |
| I would only ever buy sol |
| wait so no trading at all till monday then |
| Hello, which platform are you trading on? |
| so tulips still the greatest investment?\n\n |
| Makes me wonder if there are any small memory companies that could blow up soon with partnership deals. I only know about everspin, though they make a special kind of ram, but like...why isn't anybody buying them out to build some in-house ram production? I guess they don't own foundries or anything insane like that, but their already existing fabs should be worth their weight in gold or no? I don't know how the memory market works though. |
| Wait markets are closed wtf??? |
| SPCX calls or puts? |
| It’ll do better than S&P yearly average. I’m in |
| I just wished Belgium would’ve had to face Dr Congo |
| Imagine if China made a "mistake" by blowing up a rocket in that orbit |
| All shorties must be squeezed |
| And this is why i sell options |
| Puts on amzn, delivered to the wrong address 🤡 |
| So sad I loved jersey mikes. We need an EO to ban PE |
| The cap is $109k and the majority of people don’t hit that cap and wouldn’t if they were American… |
| Cucknadians still trading lets goo |
| Easy short |
| go out to the middle of nowhere. do you see a subway or JM ? |
| What the fuck lol. Where are you able to find updates/photos of infamous pedophile Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle??? |
| Some lady gym attires are very questionable. They invoke the lizard brain side of men, but we are suppose to be extremely discipline and not take a glance. |
| When you enter the signal chat.(Never) |
| Markets should never be closes 24/7 they should be open, let me know if you agree. |
| Unless you have only stocks. I’m still losing money on theta |
| There is no real need for it, it's a cool tech that got hijacked by scammers |
| what app is this? |
| This is why I love my home gym |
| Satellite #s are possibly the dumbest thing to be comparing (Amazon's 3k+ to SpaceX 10k). Satellite capabilities matter much more and obviously they can diverge on sizing.\n\nMakes the article seem like worthless slop... |
| I am already game to short |
| Here comes the I can make a sub better at home crowd |
| Theta is still working today. 😉 |
| Yup Google bought itself from some Arab woman, I guess |
| Is it safe to assume you're not doing spreads (that might cap your profits)? |
| Jimmy Johns supremacy gang |
| Great service, awesome explosions💥 |
| Some lady is using her hoodie to cover up her coochie flashing shorts while benching. Like lady just wear comfortable normal gym clothes. I got shorts that show my bits too but I save them for the shawties |
| This is not going to you, buddy. All those green bars are the souls collected from WSB regard traders. Please clock into wendy’s tomorrow. |
| Haha I didn't care tbh. I have friends who are from Morocco and we had decided we would just root for whatever team that would win the match going forward. I just watch the games to have a excuse to drink with friends. |
| Hard to trade from $0, since you can’t get into the market with no money. |
| Quick mafs |
| So you think chips and memory are done? |
| The funny thing is Intel had a memory business, but sold it to SK Hynix in 2020. Could have been a $2 trillion stock at this point. |
| lol - yes, that’s PE value creation baby! |
| Dude you can host your own model. Meaning if your not brain dead you can control everything about it including network traffic going in and out of it. |
| I am naively hoping all the burned money will make people more bearish when inevitably another tech scam pops up |
| Why ? |
| Agree. |
| No crazy Vs though so could sell off again by monday open. |
| Send in the jets! 🇺🇸🦅 |
| lol, yesterday flashing before my eyes - pumped for monday though |
| What should I put $25 on this weekend? I've got big money to spend\n\n |
| "The condemned man has asked for more rope? Let him have it!" |
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| They should pivot to data centers first |
| Google options for beginners 🤷🏻♂️ |
| How to play stablecoin adoption to make a profit? Blockchain tech is expanding no matter what all the shitcoins are doing. |
| In the industry I am working in, Even the top management only makes 200k max with 20 yrs of experience. I don’t know what motivates my coworkers to work so hard. You have to do that for your whole life bro, Chill out! |
| It’s 2.7m lol it adds it up for you on the top |
| But, but, how am I going to cry if the casino is closed? Wendy’s? |
| Children’s large |
| If being down 5% makes you cry, you should not be trading or doing anything with money. |
| Price action has been negative so all the ghey bears come out of the wood works. They’ll crawl back once they get bitch slapped by a face ripping rally in the next few weeks |
| Weird I was thinking of this movie yesterday and realized I never actually sat down to watch it. It was just one of those movies that be playing in the background. Was going to watch it this weekend. |
| Someone is still salty about Morocco 🇲🇦 yeeting the Dutch. |
| Good thing about market close is - you don’t loose money today |
| When you stop being a bitch and go all in 😈 |
| What the fuck |
| I tried but I'm too far gone, everyone irl says it and some people push me around and make fun of me.\n\nIt doesn't matter anymore, life doesn't matter man in the grand scheme of things I'll eventually die homeless or not. Life doesn't matter to me for awhile now. |
| Think we're at the point where even intel is probably considering making some memory. |
| What has Starshit put into orbit? No goal post moving. You sucked that dick. No unsucking it. |
| Curious how far out you were buying your calls? |
| Private equity already had its way with the business right? |
| I'm taking it slow and steady but sometimes want to take the leap of faith and see where ut lands |
| Right like fuck they couldn’t of made it atleast a half day 😭 |
| Mods need to start banning this slop. A loss must be realized, not a 5% intraday drawdown. This is just humble bragging. |
| I reckon its someone who has the mental gap that numbers on the screen are real things |
| 5 pages full of yolo'ing calls huh? Sounds like another ABSOLUTE GENIUS during a bull market.\n\nIts so gay what mango is doing, hes making it so delusional permabul cultists like this are the onlys capable of making money in this rigged market. Basically this guy kept taking bets saying "Mangos gunna rig it again, Im gunna ignore every data point and just bet mango will rig it."\n\nSo annoying that the market literally only allows delusional retards that spam calls to make money at this point. |
| Circuit Breaker |
| might as well be at this point considering how semis have been tracking memory\n\ni do hope this is no longer the case after the recent memory sell off |
| Just saw a post that someone made 2 mil when will it be my turn 😭😢 |
| Will get to three fitty easy |
| it flew with a bananna in it's cargo hold and I think shat out a mock (a brick) |
| Open the casino |
| Summery of the Europoor market. (Yes, us poors could trade today)\n\nWe tarded up slowly the entire day. Semi's did best. so anyone who held their Semi's, or had calls over the weekend congrats.\nso bears dooming, go write fanfic on /stocks and stfu. |
| You should be good for Monday friendo |
| I made around 200k last year and the taxes made me want to puke. You made 600k in a week so be ready for that. |
| Welcome to Crypto Casino |
| No |
| I'm happy with my life and being all alone. I've lived life fully alone for many years since a kid. \n\nI'll peacefully die alone and don't need any of that shit. If I lose all my money I'll go through the pain of becoming a monk. I'm done man. |
| Improbable, but not impossible |
| Haha! Le epic Reddit strikes again!!! Narwhal bacon time! |
| This is absolutely true. That AI is made from stolen knowledge. But the other side of it is that AI is probably the most effective way to share all that knowledge with the most number of people. It's basically a giant encyclopedia that you can talk to. It's never going to tell you things that are not already known or invent something genuinely new, but it will make it very easy for you to share access to anything that already exists. In this way it's kind of the socialisation of knowledge, undermining the systems of copyright and intellectual property until they become meaningless, even though AI companies are trying to say their intellectual property is why they are valuable... This is why I think at some point there will be a 'Napster' moment, when someone makes a distributed AI that anyone can run a small part of on a local machine or server and have access to just as powerful llms which are also constantly training. Nobody will own or control it, the genie is out of the bottle. Then what do the big AI companies have? Expensive acess to a version of what you can get for free, plus they control it's limits and can shut it off?? |
| Look what PE just did to my Boston Celtics. It’s a wonderful thing |
| If my math is correct or my eyes are still good, the total is 2.7 M and some changes. How did you get 4.5? |
| OP is an optimist |
| From what I see it's the Millenials that are whining. I know an electrician that needs work but won't take work on data centers. |
| Clearly you're in the same regarded low iq camp |
| Ur telling me we have AI capable of solving near impossible math problems but I still have to file my own taxes? |
| How can you stand that swings |
| i dont know. but what i do know is americans certainly can sell of this kospi pump. |
| Its the price of gas/diesel versus crude |
| So many negative comments here means I need to full port AMZN |
| Wrong answer regard. You'll be bagging fries in another 12 months |
| Is 100k not enough in the states? In Holland thats twice the yearly average 😳 |
| How do you find right time and right stock for your options? |
| My positions are currently stuck in the quantum well. |
| You lost my entire portfolio. Happy weekend! |
| Congratulations to you!! If you would summarize your experience and journey so far and giving your younger self, through time machine you met your younger version, and would give him an advice on how to do it ? \nWhat it would ? Im not asking secrets or edge or execution, just general advice or guidelines on trading options |
| If you want the AI spend to continue you must pay your tithes to the hyperscalers. Hyperscalers get sad, they stop spending. Sacrifice for the almighty hyperscaler or suffer its wrath. |
| I’m in DC for the 4th and watching the jets fly around is pretty cool ngl |
| Crack spread = is the right type of oil getting to the right place\n\n🤔 |
| *JUST IN: Trump declares AI regulation should be “as little as possible.”*\n\nMe at work when my boss say my AI use needs to be approved by the legal team |
| Case in point, you and I took a break from it today. |
| He doesn't want you to feel sorry he wants you to envy him. |
| We didn't bomb any girls schools in Iraq, and there's only one bombing event in the entirety of that war that had a higher death toll. We didn't have AI or Palantir then, and we had significantly dumber bombs, so...? |
| crank it |
| I gave up on new pc games, fuck it |
| Fuck Nice mayne. thanks for sharing. I know u know what u doing. I fucked up. I might join u if its not too late on Monday |
| should be banned for making people look at this |
| Wait, you sure about that? I thought starship did deliver satelites on it's test launch |
| I hope this means he finally stops wearing that thing. |
| Amazon is winning some big customers already. Bundling AWS and AI into their suite of services will be the differentiator. \n\n[Delta, Amazon Leo sign agreement to deliver next era of connected travel and digital experiences](https://news.delta.com/delta-amazon-leo-sign-agreement-deliver-next-era-connected-travel-and-digital-experiences)\n\n[AT&T, AWS, and Amazon Leo Collaborate to Accelerate Modernization of Nation's Connectivity Infrastructure](https://press.aboutamazon.com/2026/2/at-t-aws-and-amazon-leo-collaborate-to-accelerate-modernization-of-nations-connectivity-infrastructure) |
| shhhhh |
| That’s when you cancel and go without lunch for a day out of principle |
| Hard to feel sorry for you with your 4.5 million. |
| this is my first time trading and i’m genuinely crushed I can’t lose money today |
| Mythos was overhyped not as big of a threat to software as people thought also Koreans are max leveraged |
| The efficiency of capitalism means two competing companies now offer the same product but with double the night sky pollution and double the risk of a space debris event. |
| I'm American, I was off the 4th, and I took work because it's time and 1/2. Yay capitalism! |
| Memory is now 35% of AI capex |
| 11 dollars for a sub lol |
| My bro Weak Emu |
| Why are y’all saying semis are done when KOSPI had such a big move yesterday? Did I miss something?\n\nEdit: this Bloomberg story about LLM expenditure? |
| https://preview.redd.it/pfq7wbe301bh1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52a44dc14e59977a6b44680e8609e82879ad421f\n\nYes, and his most recent prison photo makes him look like Jerry Seinfeld and Gilbert Gottfried had a baby. |
| Posts like this cost people a lot of money. \nGood for you OP. I hope you lock in these gains and don’t end up back down at 30k or worse. \nAt this level, I break off a couple hundred thousand dollars and try and do it again and lock the rest up |
| My bro good times! I do! |
| That guy has been coasting off of making 1 degenerate bet his entire life |
| How far out were your strike dates on average? |
| Truly un-American price action today |
| what the actual fuck do you do on fridays if the market is closed boring shit ass day |
| my port didnt change since yesterday...what's going on? |
| The problem is that if they tank too much they might slow AI spend which would pull everyone's rug. |
| I mean I heard it from someone who's been working in the gaming industry for like 20 years. |
| Private equity buys company, jacks up prices, lowers quality/portions, then IPOs to use retail investors as exit liquidity. Tale as old as time.\n\nSomeone remind me to buy puts on this |
| MU.to on TSX +5% lets go |
| Since New Glenn isn't launch ready, why aren't we seeing Starship in the comparison as well? |
| Someone should make a list of all the predictions this clown made and how they turned out so it can be copy pasted under each new prediction, though even that probably wouldn't help. |
| Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has signaled openness to such a move. Speaking to shareholders in May, Zuckerberg said the idea of selling computing access was something the company had been actively fielding. "It's definitely on the table," he said. "Almost every week there are different companies that come to us from the outside asking us to both stand up an API service or asking if we have compute that they could buy from us at some premium to what we've bought it at."\n\nHe went on to explain that no outside deals had been struck ***because internal demand had so far absorbed the available capacity*** — but that overbuilding, should it occur, would make external sales a natural outlet. |
| 0DTE?\n\nOr what's the average amount of days for your options? 😅 |
| Would love for you to be right on this, for reasons not related to financial gain |
| Was this Steve Zissou? That dudes an animal |
| Trickle down to us poors 💦 |
| How are they getting them to space? |
| Hopefully Burry is right and Micron goes down the shitter. So many fanboys spamming its ticker like its their daddy who left to go get milk and never returned. |
| Tenderly |
| are those successful people making +7504% in the stock market in half a year? Are they making $2m profit? Are you? Then clearly this "idiot" does something better. |
| https://preview.redd.it/42abxqfuz0bh1.png?width=256&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d7e0388c276812fd18aba38e8f2d4adf6794178\n\n |
| Start exiting? What do you call the last two weeks lol. The memory trade is gearing up for another run, you didn't call the breakout so dont call the top. We are going through a true shake out, they dont want any apes making easy memory gains. SK Hynix is going to explode and the money for the ipo is coming out winners and then it will go right back in as they all push on more and more markets needing access to memory, not simply mag7 |
| People forget MU fell 35% in March\n\n\nThen quadrupled in a few months \n\n\nBut now it drops 24% and everybody thinks it's over for MU |
| Do I love women? |
| I sold COIN for a loss and rolled my money into SNDK and loaded up on MU |
| I’m on NOW. 01/2027 calls. Up 80% in just a couple weeks. Easy to spot honestly |
| Probably has his dna, use it to claim he’s your daddy |
| You were one trade away from hookers and yachts |
| Market is closed so all the bears are yapping |
| wow a bunch of flair pores |
| It’s ADR listing. Only a small float is listed on NASDAQ |
| The smart thing to do would be putting it in an index. The right thing to do is continue making big bands overnight. Goodluck soldier |
| Hell yeah.\n\nAt least shiny rocks seem to be getting close to the buy zone. I think we've got like one more flush out to go and we should be good. Small chance we can maintain the bounce here, but the chart still looks rather weak even with the bounce the last two days. |
| Everyone convinced renting ai compute is some shit business. \n\nDespite the fact that cloud computing has been one of the best businesses of the last twenty years and everywhere you look theres tons and tons of demand for ai tokens. Even if you think that token demand is front loaded, it will undeniably grow as ai capability improves. \n\nNot saying your point is wrong. But the market already knew Zuck was spending loads on ai compute. The only new thing is the suggestion of a reasonable way to monetize. |
| That'll be a warning for you |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/-sakuranbo (1W - 1L, 50%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **WEN** ▼ | $7.56 → $7.00 | -7.4% | 1w | Lost | |
| Foreign countries dictating American policies is the most 21st century way of celebrating the 4th. Honestly no lime is what really disappointed me |
| Went to try it again a few weeks ago for the first time in years, it used to be ok but overpriced, at least they put enough meat on the sandwich to taste it. \n\nThis last time though, got a regular sub, and they literally put three slices of meat on it, when I said something they told me that's all they were allowed to put unless I paid for more. So I told them to do the extra meat, and they put 2 more slices on there. Ended up paying almost $20 for the combo meal with a sandwich consisting of 5 pieces of meat some lettuce bread and cheese and they don't even have a toaster to melt the cheese. Could've just went to Walmart and bought all the shit and had half a dozen of them for that price, and a big ass bag of chips. \n\nDidn't have time to cancel it and go elsewhere because I was on a lunch break, but they will never see a dime from me again. Fool me once... |
| I did that until I discovered I'd lose my gains doing "low risk" trading the rest of the day. If I can control myself I start to trade from from 30 minutes past market open and then I'm out after an hour of trading. I can make money the rest of the day, but am more likely just to lose the money I already made. I scalp and I don't scale out of trades. I just close my positions and take profit. |
| when are we going to get free speech on reddit like we have on X?\n\nmuh 1st amendment tbh |
| https://preview.redd.it/xlhp4b1ez0bh1.jpeg?width=1331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=125d79f135ec89bd7913adc2f55f3d68f7f05277\n\n |
| Ever get a little sad when they are doing all this surveillance and spying through apps and whatnot but you realize that you're just part of the noise while they look for dirt on important people using their shit? |
| Shit I bought a 1015 weekly, that would be a nice gain |
| you know, for the longest I swore it was tacky af but now that I know its tom ford... yeah I like it now. \n\nYou're in good company here, BullSheet! |
| When the market was down, this was the sub we needed. |
| Can confirm the big D stress test. It makes you numb to the emotions of volatile swings. |
| I definitely don’t have a gambling problem. I can stop whenever I want |
| Idk how ppl can hate on Subway but praises Mikes. They’re basically the same shit. |
| 🫡 |
| Prices will go up and quality will go down. All in the name of “shareholder value”! Just like clock work. |
| Don’t be jealous of this person. He has half in cash now which means half are riding options still. We’ve seen this story again and again. He will lose the half that he’s gambling with, then he will dig into his cash pile again and lose that. Eventually he will lose it all. Because he’s a gambler and has a gambling problem. |
| I really do too. Just costs an arm and a leg for a footlong |
| That coworker I mentioned earlier asked me 10 mins ago "what do you think about Intel? My buddy told me it's a good stock" I'm going to long $ROPE |
| Another reason why Nvidia should acquire Micron & SanDisk: helps Nvidia's stock go up. Say Nvidia is almost $5 trillion, Micron is $1 trillion and gets acquired for $2 trillion to $3 trillion.\n\n$5 trillion + $3 trillion + $10 trillion = $20 trillion!!\n\nYou know what I mean, fellas 😏 🧠 |
| Well, not with satellites. \n\nWe can probably do it with aerosols, but the side effects are pretty much impossible to fully predict. |
| I have crippling depression and don’t feel when I win or lose. Why my numbers no look like this? |
| irl casino 🎰 |
| Amazing effort and strategy! This needs to be shared on r/brag for sure. 😁 |
| What‘s the profit margin on oil? |
| Isn’t it also good if they buy up all the shovels to rent out the shovels for profit? |
| selling in the middle is not the same as selling at the wrong time and your % seems to indicate that rather clearly \n \nwhat about when it's going down? |
| Micro cobalt nuclear reactor powered sex bots are the future |
| What’s with the negative sentiment that semi are done? |
| Is this real? |
| What did you do to learn? What books, YouTube’s, or other resources did you leverage to learn how to swing your dick like this? |
| Casino closed today. Wtf am I supposed to do?? |
| MU up in canadian stock market. cant believe canada has a stock market lmao |
| Wait, the line can go up? |
| I've got the following gaming scoops.\n\nNew metroid game, follow up to dread, will be announced/released within the next say 9 months easily\n\nThere's also a super metroid remake 'not that far' but I can't pin down a date on it at the moment. |
| Me too |
| What discord groups to follow to play daily lol |
| Oh snap do you live behind me on the culdesac? Sorry my kids will be there making a racket per usual. |
| Private equity buys company, sucks the life out of it, IPO. |
| jim cramer already said there will be rotation into software so not gonna happen |
| Guys.. im bored |
| Yeah. They’ve probably realized they are at max growth and margins right now. Worst time to invest imo. |
| That works for me |
| Yeah that's my typo |
| 11 for the small one that's enough food to feed a 10 year old. Quality is great though. |
| Nah META is garbage. Will be a loss leader in the October crash. |
| Yeah… Jersey Mikes is already past its prime. Why would anyone invest in a business that hasn’t changed in like a decade. |
| Semis and memory are not the same |
| oh you'll be back |
| TSX open and popping it |
| Green dildos on monday it seems |
| IBM 275C 🧐 |
| Sell the juice to cool AI data centers |
| KOSPI where the fuck was my circuit breaker? |
| $800 gains last 2 days. $4 hundred ish each day\n\n |
| Yes, also you have to download all sandwiches, no physical copies |
| I sold like 10k of miners a week ago, that's likely the reason. |
| They closed the Casino because they're planning something sinister again. |
| so what if these kids start exiting? leave the bags to american investors? i honestly dunno wtf people are thinking at this point. |
| I get horrible diarrhea every time I get the number #11 after mikes had his way with it, yet I keep coming back for more.\n\nCalls |
| I like the sound of that. Monday gonna treat me real gud |
| Semis are done, yeah. If you didn't sell on Friday you are toast. |
| Only up 35 grand all time. |
| Have you tried getting help? You would if you had a physical handicap or injury, head is the same. Good luck |
| A fellow greasy metal bro! I’m also a sulphur, fertilizer, and uranium guy. So I guess I’m a smelly, greasy, radioactive, metallic bull. |
| My thoughts are I sleep a lot better knowing I had a daily gain regardless of amount |
| round it to 40% pls |
| GLIZZY NATION🫴 |
| meta has more favourable gpu deals than some of the neo clouds and vertical optimization like this for their unique workloads (recommenders) will also help their margin |
| You must be one of those guys that likes to have it "Mike's way" |
| META EPS like 27.51 because of that bs quarter last Q3. holy shit does that mean if meta reports eps of like 12 this quarter and then eps of 12 next quarter (Q3) and it still trades at a pe of 21 then it would make it a 900$ stock |
| Eutelsat is the starlink rival |
| Never used margin and don't plan on it. If you turned on margin years ago and have been gambling with it since, how much would someone have accumulated in interest at this point? |
| So Semis are done at this point? 50% of chat thinks it's gonna plummet the other half thinks Mu $2000 isn't a meme. |
| I need to improve my trading. She still single? |
| I didn't panic sell and will be buying more DRAM at open 🫡 |
| Yeah same tbh |
| This post is fake |
| Repeat It by Martin Garrix and Ed Sheeran is an absolute vibe. |
| S&P is down 2.7% from ATH and people want to act like it's a bear market? You all would die in a real bear market. |
| OBSERVANCE🫴 |
| We went from memory shortage to glut over night |
| They want you to think it has happened then monday memory is back and software is dogshyt as the market heals |
| Literally, Jimmy Johns is shit. |
| just protein, carbs and fats as usual |
| Does anyone know what time the Forex Market will close today, due to the American holiday? |
| PSA This post is fake and has been reposted a bunch of times for karma farming. |
| i’m long hotdogs and short sober |
| Not late if it’s just starting, my question is, is it starting, or is it a bull trap for saas. |
| And you thought YOU were the cuck |
| It is an issue, and indeed plenty of relevant Russian history on that score! |
| Some people are now saying the "excess compute" was recycled old news. But then other are saying this Samsung is the recycled old news. Where all these old news and both side were played for fools? |
| any macros in july? |
| Me in 2030+\n\nAlright I'm not going to argue or fight with my sex robot wifey... I'm just going to reprogram her 🤳👨💻 |
| Yes |
| Flat day today could of been just an email |
| This post is fake and has been reposted a bunch of times for karma farming. |
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| I personally see it as a great business. Yes margin / ROIC is lower than their ads business but it’s an incredibly sticky business with low risk to have over supply when they have a built in demand driver (with more as they acquire/build up new businesses). I also think about it as creating a moat incase social media sentiment sours or goes to the next big thing as it’s an infrastructure business.\n\nAll this does in my opinion is maximize net profits for shareholders but I understand why some people wouldn’t be happy. They allocated capital to the business based on a low capex view point but man those days are gone across all the hyperscalers. |
| How much excess compute do they have? |
| You’re a week late brody |
| That’s a fucking buy signal if I ever saw one |
| Yes. |
| Chasing the dragon. Gotta work on your plan sir. |
| Looks like this week may be a money rotation from memory to saas. Maybe Should have some exposure here. I’m looking at now,pltr,msft, ttd, crm, and ttwo. \n\nOr, this is just a BTD scenario and we should stay into my, sndk, wdc, etc. \n\nWhat are yalls thoughts |
| I keep telling myself I’ll do that. But went from up $4k to ending only up $2k yesterday because I couldn’t stop dopamine hunting. I saw only to show the comparison - I’m absolutely not complaining about a +$2k day. |
| !banbet MU 1100 7/10 |
| Metal bros and oil bros are watching memory bros go through the denial phase and knowingly smiling. |
| This place has gone to shit since private equity took over |
| How Old Gregg with the downstairs mixup? |
| Stocks aren't moving today for some \nReason |
| The jobs report was half of expectations, and a rate hike hurts the labour market. If we see inflation start to come down in the summer months due to crude oil finally being below pre-war, the chances of a hike are even lower. |
| Wen WEN? |
| I don't know either |
| Fuck you MSFT |
| ;-; but i love paper |
| The opposite of Jloc! |
| Total collapse in a conventional war isn’t the issue. If war is declared, it would no longer be conventional, that would trigger a legit world war 3 possibility and potential nuclear war regard. |
| 🅱️ENIS |
| I have a small position in a miner ETF that's almost back to break-even with this good week after the last one. I'm not mad about it 😀 |
| Not with mango doing every inflationary move |
| Good shit man |
| manifesting solar flare |
| keep going im almost there |
| “They” crashed mangos market this week on America’s 250th birthday to prove a point that he better keep doing “their” bidding or else. In hindsight it was obvious. |
| https://preview.redd.it/chq26t1cx0bh1.png?width=566&format=png&auto=webp&s=9073ab2881cd53956ecbe4689422341f929800f7\n\n |
| Or he knows he’s lucky but can’t resist another go at it. |
| They are selling a dollar for 94 cents on Prediction markets for Argentina beating Cabo Verde 🤌 |
| Let's practice for monday...\n\nWhat is this a pump for ants? |
| Let Mike have his way with my kids inheritance |
| come to my place bby i'll show ur stocks a good time wink wink 😉 |
| Read about what the Smithsonian spent 10 years planning for the 250, then Mango cancelled all of it. Feels bad man, that shit would have been a once in a lifetime thing. |
| Bernstein estimates that in Q2 SK hynix will sell DRAM at an average of roughly $1.56 per gigabit while its direct cost is only about $0.14 per gigabit:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/w8b63475x0bh1.png?width=237&format=png&auto=webp&s=dea825cfdc36b8eb226f8ce71323598cdf4c32c0\n\nIn other words, for every $100 of modeled DRAM revenue, only about $9 is attributed to manufacturing cost, leaving approximately $91 of segment gross profit before R&D, administration, interest, taxes and other corporate expenses. I'm still bullish |
| Basically there’s been generations of “medicine people” in South America that have been whipping up super strong psychedelics out of bark and roots they find in the jungle\n\nIt’s known to help people work through trauma and get a new outlook on life\n\nI may or may not have gone on the journey myself. Lots of laughing, puking & crying involved but I’ve been told you’ll feel like a new person afterwards. Bonus points if you can find one with some mean didgeridoo skills |
| I try to do as little as possible |
| Down so fucking bad just holding stocks this week if anyone bought calls with any substantial amount of money they were absolutely fucked this week. Blow up your portfolio type week. |
| I would rather work and the market be open than have the day off with the market closed |
| Are you god? |
Palantir's product is, to a large extent now, packaging models. That's why he's the salesman and not the oil maker in this analogy. They're selling the *bottle*. He talks about their work selling AI in the interview.\n\nsource:  Palantir Palantir's Artificial Intelligence Platform (AIP) connects AI with your data and operations. AIP is designed to drive automation across... palantir.com |
| New Glenn went boom and blew up the launchpad, which will take at least 12 months to rebuild. |
| depends if she's holding for a while why not |
| Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome is a cinematic classic. |
| I will buy 1000 share if they add the ai to the submarine sandwiches |
| Where can I masterbate to my tickers in the European markets so get my hopes up that the 20% I lost this week will turn around on Monday. |
| Regard translation " I spent a shit ton of $$$ on things that don't work, just like the metaverse. We will continue to spend" |
| Do any of you guys trade looking for a target amount of profit daily and then risk off after hitting that mark? I have an account that started with 40k and target 2-4 hundred a day. Of course, i will let winners run with a stop set to preserve the mark (or more). I have 51k now after 6 months. There have been some bad days but I've recovered by buying deep ITM long dated calls and averaging down if necessary |
| Nobody can stop a man with a gambling addiction and a working Robinhood login, we ride at dawn king |
| Black Shrek |
| YoDa |
| Non stock related |
| Yup went last month and will never go again after that. Pretty sure it was smaller portions as well. |
| As rocky would say it's not how hard you hit, it's how hard you can get hit and come back. \n\n\nSomething along those lines |
| Every location is definitely not the same, some are really good and some are only a slight step up from subway lol |
| firehouse tho |
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| oh shit bruh i bought errythang. let's see, maybe $25K KLAC, some MU, DRAM, GLW, ASML, LRCX, UCTT, SNDK, ACLS, UUUU, APLD, WDC, can't remember what else, must've dropped $80K at least. |
| Username checks out |
| Thought i was Warren Buffett first half of the year. Now feeling like Cathie woods |
| It is called gambling my friend! |
| Shrek Monday or Black Monday? |
| 💅 |
| I bet he's active on this sub |
| Some of us don’t like sleeping at night |
| Can I have some |
| Same reason they’ll eventually end up with zero dollars |
| Isn't he still in prison? |
| My bad, I forgot that stock traders are way smarter and more informed than the pioneer in the study of orbital debris. |
| Why tf are markets closed today |
| What kind of delta were you buying on these options? Where they typically a month or two out? (Based on previous comment) . |
| Literally the top .001% |
| Bag holding CRWV but I can’t lose anymore today! |
| You should consider that they have more revenue streams than copilot and video games. |
| Na he is not done I know a gambler when I see one. 24 lost 75k. How did you even get this money? Do you have a job or a career? \n\nIf you're really done you would close the app and not try any investing and get help. You have a gambling addiction. You want to take nothing and become rich. If you really want to be done close the app and step away from a year. When you are ready to invest open vanguard and auto purchase ETfs. |
| Because they have severe brain damage and are just insufferable |
| Swamp ass currently at levels never before seen in human history |
| Oh yeah the nice ones are the best 😉 |
| it has already gotten worse. sandwiches got smaller, prices went up and every location has fewer people working, and those that are working don't give a shit. \n\nI think the only employee who puts in any effort anymore is the guy who posts videos of the sandwiches he is making. |
| well you never know, it could easily go lower but I didnt buy as I expected Korean market to dip even more |
| Would you like your A.I. "Mike's way"? |
| Sounds like the opportunity is: buy and hold positions in both for at least 2+ more years. |
| What is steve, and future investment? |
| It's loud and clear everybody’s flying to safety right now. No cap, you gotta watch healthcare and consumer staples. Those sectors are pure tanks when the market gets bloody. |
| Who the hell wants to retire on $100k/year? |
| Hope you at least got rekt by taxes? |
| I mean you might care if you’re expected to use it, because it is really poor and will not improve anything? Fair play if perhaps you don’t in fact do anything |
| Nvidia should buy Micron & SanDisk. At this point, memory is 25% - 35% of the bill of materials for a Nvidia GPU |
| next time don't paperhand\n\n \n |
| no. She's a nice person though, if you're into that lol |
| Qs are up 1.3% |
| lol moron. I was in RKLB from $4 to $70. I know this company better than most. Please create a DCF justifying 65B…if you even know what a DCF is |
| Are you talking about spacex or this thing? |
| Of course. But just do it. I did that after making a few million back in 2021 on the meme stocks and if I hadn’t it would be gone now. Since then that money has doubled in boring stuff and I’m retired.\n\nIf I had lost it the daily regret would be immense. $2m is life changing. |
| This earnings week is azz |
| You know, a lady, a female |
| They'll be cutting out everything you love about it as soon as possible . |
| More like De-Stink Race. You definitely won that one. |
| I fkn love Jersey mikes |
| World Cup betting still exists |
| Stacy's mom? Is that you? |
| H |
| I have no idea how Microsoft had the largest market cap at one point given the cancer of Activision Blizzard, CoPilot is a flop, and their Head of AI is anti-sex robots. I don't typically short stocks, but this was pretty obvious they were overvalued... and still are. 💩🤡 |
| can you burn all the tokens in a month? |
| Dude... The USA was using Russia ... If your American, would you want to depend on Russia for space support? \n\nOR, you can have an American company, making it Cheaper AND better for the environment.\n\nWhat would you do instead? |
| That “excess compute” story was bullshit journalism. META wants to join MSFT and AMZN but selling AI compute power. |
| Lemme mirror trade you pls? |
| If they do, I believe both StarLink and Amazon will offer data cloud (space) backup services for enterprises and consumers. That has to be the play here. One day you will have the ability to create a full backup of your iPhone/Android with a few clicks using StarLink data Space solution. I also wonder if there is a massive amount of harden data storage on StarLink Satellites. It would super benefit worldwide enterprises/companies that need to backup their core database/content frequently. |
| Tell Mike to have his way with the liquidity dump |
| I keeping kicking myself for passing both 950 chances |
| He works for Meta |
| The cloud is actually really good news, but yeah I think investors realized it's 2028-2029 good, not 2026 good: will require more CapEx, continued buildout. Sadly it's looking like 2026 will be a wash, with earnings coming soon and the inevitable post-earnings drop, we could see it back to 450-500. |
| Is the mom hot? Maybe she can do some bouncy bouncy on you iykwim |
| Bro live off interest and retire this shit seriously. Happy for you absolutely…but stop options lol. You got your quick start, now move to the boomer play and relax |
| Mansa Musa: "Dafuk you just call me? I will send my fleet to America! Again." |
| I check once a day after close.\n\nWhy worry? |
| I YEARN FOR THE CASINO |
| money? or the lack of it |
| Could you post a link to the channel? Lot of Amits showing up. |
| Idk. I was waiting for a continued fall. Gold holds 4k and reverses even with the threat of higher rates. Silver had a good week. |
| What am I supposed to do without my casino????????? The world cup doesn’t have candles |
| If TA bullshit worked then algos would trade it, but if algos traded it then it would stop working, however sometimes it does work, but not consistently enough to find alpha. Tl:dr the reason algos don’t trade TA is because there’s no alpha in TA. |
| Let me guess. They charged extra for that? |
| I made 25,000$ trading ODEs in my paper account yesterday and now I'm concerned. I was buying 100 at a time |
| Who cares. More money for MSFT means the line goes up |
| You did good! Now take some $$$ off the table and walk tf away.. Seriously. |
| Should've closed my office for the holiday. This shit is boring AF without being able to sit and stare at the market all day. |
| The neighbors have the bouncy house, with the slide that goes into a slipping slide out. I think it's gonna be a loud weekend |
| Likely |
| Nope you’re wrong. CBS reported last week a similar story\n\nAnd the guardian noted this last week\n\nhttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/26/russia-provocation-baltic-states-poland\n\nConsistent reports and 🥭 probably doesn’t want to officially announce it. But it doesn’t take the president to declare war, it’s up to Congress. Keep that in mind |
| Your girlfriend wiped out a lot of people’s accounts |
| Their subs are goated and their rewards program is pretty generous. |
| The big flush on memory finally happened because of things happening in the Korean market and Zuck claiming Meta was going to sell excess compute. TBH like we were way overdue for this. |
| Yes this is exactly what it will probably be used for. Accounting uses a lot of excel spreadsheets and this will make their jobs easier |
| Some of the articles are being recycled I'm not quite sure why the push of all the negative media against Meta right now, even from March and April. Maybe the stock is due for a heavy fall again soon, it usually drops after earnings. |
| Jersey Mike's filling and IPO after venture capitalist bought the brand is....icing on the cake for a dying restaurant . Believe it or not...calls. |
| Copilot is fucking shit btw |
| Still long $NOW? |
| Don't buy the sandwich. Invest in the picks and shovels of the industry like vinegar and pickles |
| https://preview.redd.it/ime24qohv0bh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=950347528d87b1547e974ca8a7dfdb4c525b1c60\n\n \nI have a question |
| OP is an absolute psychopath. |
| Pathetic that 2 rich cunts getting married is news. WTF. |
| Zuck Zucked himself |
| Doubt it. We have 15 employees and are all in a union CEO included |
| Each bite contains more ai than our competitors! |
| Good call on OKLO, it’s super undervalued |
| I understand, I'm sorry about that! Good luck. |
| https://preview.redd.it/sqq3f5w9v0bh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0175ca1747635d23e0caf954ddd5a97f8612e8e6\n\n |
| Subway - eat bread not even classified as bread. 😉 |
| CAT and NVDA as well. He’s off to a good start on all 3. |
| Automated Sandwich Agents plus they rent out the excess bread exhaust to Meta. It's going to boom |
| Mike gonna have his way with WSB |
| All-in\n\nMike’s Way |
| They didn't overbuild; they are using the compute and still need more. What's bearish here is more the pursuit of "super-intelligence"... if this continues that side of CapEx is a wash. A cloud service is smart but will be additional CapEx and increased time--pushing ROI for investors further out. |
| Medicine can teach you to hate people, lol. |
| I use copilot sometimes, like when text is in a block and I need to separate different types of data in it into excel. It’s good for grunt data cleaning. Also has been useful in editing excel documents. Dunno about higher level stuff though |
| Nike’s stock has declined 75% in five years and 35% since early 2026\n\nNew CEO Elliott Hill and an incoming CFO aim to bolster a turnaround, but recent trends show stalled earnings, flat sales, and clearly have no fucking idea what they're doing\n\nFacing intense competition and recent downgrades, Nike’s stock struggles could lead to its dumbass being kicked out from the Dow Jones Industrial Average. |
| People get used to things. Like they will rage against unsightly wind turbines, but not even notice the rusty industrial steel electricity pylons marching in columns across the 'natural' country views they claim to want to protect. |
| The sub will encourage you to eat it more slowly |
| There are much safer options than something like DRAM + if you look at its one month chart you can see that it’s dropped down $10 before so u shouldn’t be too concerned. I’m not sure if you’re aiming to hold long term or you’re just figuring out, but look into safer options like XEQT, VOO, VFV etc for long term hold/gains. |
| ATH was 235.\nWill go back up\n\nAnyway , you did a margin at 4k.\nWhat's the most you can lose? |
| Yup |
| I went to jersey mikes last week for the first one in a few years. In suburban Georgia it was $19.75 for a regular sub and combo. Ridiculous |
| Sounds like RU wants to be brutally gangraped for no reason. Calls |
| Hey if it opens the one that’s been sitting unfinished by where I live I don’t give a shit. I’ll buy one delicious expensive tiny sub a month and love it. |
| I would never be able to pull this off, this guy is a fucking legend, those swings and still holding on is insane. |
| > because I got exposed to insane levels of stress and I’m dead inside. \n \nTrue trader nirvana. |
| or you could just stop putting loads of sugar and cream in it |
| You work at Meta? |
| https://preview.redd.it/n50ajn21v0bh1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da22f8d4707f47ed8638ee1f028154f72f2cd124 |
| question if burry studied medicine why did he go for investment later on |
| Need a 33% Shrek candle on DRAM in the next 30 days. Asking too much? |
| Yet another Theta-day 😞 |
| Rip Jersey Mikes quality |
| Yes everyone sees it as bullish, but it's more bearish from what I see. Probably what made it drop the next day, as most people would know creating a cloud will create even more time and take even more CapEx to build out, to see maybe some ROI in 3-4 years. |
| It’s going to be required for all the humanoid robots. Self driving vehicles. Etc. \n\nI should say none of this is actually required. Robots. Self driving cars. Ai. It’s all just human race and governments trying to improve society or advance society to have more technology. So it’s all required to support that (satellites, data centers etc). But is it required? No. But it is required to support that movement |
| paper losses is meaningless bruh |
| I went there for the first time last week and they were out of bread. Shitty management- NEXT! |
| ur getting outsourced bruv only matter of time |
| "I'M RUINED!" |
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwfQOQdj2zo&list=RDgwfQOQdj2zo&start\_radio=1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwfQOQdj2zo&list=RDgwfQOQdj2zo&start_radio=1) |
| Beast mode |
| I'm tired boss |
| Hyperliquid, it’s the tokenized version but it’s accurate |
| puts on ur small company |
| To be fair, a million mosquitoes would. |
| Because they're dumb as fuck |
| mayne. You ma n!gga why u doin me dirty like that. BBC recognize BBC bruh\n\nbtw what did u buy yesterday? I wanna join u cuz |
| So what you're saying is I should buy some on day one, and sell it at close on the first day, followed by shorting it for the next two weeks? |
| My small company just sent us out an email saying that we are going to be upgrading our MSFT licensing to try to implement use of Copilot to improve efficiency of workflow. Calls on MSFT |
| Subscribe |
| Huh. I wasn't expecting shiny rocks to do that. Is silver holding above $60 because the US market is closed, so no-one's getting margin called and have to liquidate their hedges? |
| Blue light specials were the greatest |
| You’ll buy the stock bc they’re better than a terrible competitor? This is your hurdle? |
| Nothing ever happens \n- Charlie Kirk |
| I wanted to make a quick buck but ended up holding for too long and the market in semis collpased as I bought it short and simple. \n\nNever doing this shit again, lol. |
| Bud you probably think subway is the bee’s knees huh |
| Note also the Russians can’t beat Ukraine, so unless you’re betting Putin wants to suffer a total collapse, a war with Poland seems a bit of a stretch |
| i don’t own micron anymore and used to like the guy but would love to see him get fucked over this |
| Easy come easy go |
| Strategy? |
| short on attention. So he needs it |
| Just put in high yield savings account or long term treasury bonds 4.97 |
| “Sell it and try again“ |
| 7.5% return yearly is far from a certain thing.\n\nYes he should do it, but I wouldn't try to retire on it. Especially as he will have to pay taxes to sell everything and buy VTI |
| Great. More shitty food in an over-crowded category with escalating input costs and a stretched consumer. Puts til it’s gone. |
| No good sub shop lasts for long. |
| Yes but who cares, he’s a goober lol |
| He has short options yes |
| Cooked |
| Open in Europe 🙂 |
| The thing that's weird is that throughout the 2 day memory purge, media was pushing how much the memory shortage is continuing as as bullish memory articles |
| The Telegraph is not a reputable source and hasn’t been one for decades now |
| Agreed but it being taken over by PE means it will soon suck, leaving the door open for a new sub chain that’s like what JM was before the ipo lol. Give it 5 years and we can all get rich starting a new chain 😂 |
| Richest guy in history is literally a nazi. |
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| SELL SELL SELL -24% |
| Time to take everything except 30k and start over again |
| Pre-emptive F's in chat. |
| Well done. What people don't understand is options trading takes extreme discipline. You have to keep emotion out of it, set rules and follow them. Red days happen, have small red days and more green days. |
| Rip this guy |
| pls read this at my eulogy |
| yes make sure to tell her you’re regarded |
| Are you nervous about taxes? |
| Alexandr Wang, my boss at Meta, posted this on X:\n\nFirst, Mark was clearly talking about the industry’s progress on agentic capabilities on the whole,”\n\n“But, while we’re on the topic: Our next Muse Spark update is coming soon. Big improvements in coding and agentic capabilities to be more competitive with other leading models.”\n\nSo idk why they would cut on AI capex if they believe Meta is catching up and they need to keep spending so they don't get left behind |
| Those plants gave them jobs |
| Have you ever taken a 6 inch Mike dry? Good way to damage your throat. With Mike’s Own™️ my throat stays lubed up enough to take two at a time. |
| So boring without the phone casino mannnn |
| it's happened 5x this year. |
| Except it’s 11 dollars and way better than any other sub chain you wet towel |
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| But it might still rebound? |
| This might be a dumb question, but why use the broker's margin? Wouldn't it be safer to use the portion of your own money that you can afford to risk? |
| A couple more orders of magnitude but sure. Granted those'd dog shit about shading earth. Real proposals put spacecrafts at L1 point so we'd require less. Starlinks lack sufficient propulsion to stay there I think.\n\nEdit reading more on it, apparently you don't really need propulsion to stay at L1. So yeah that'd do it |
| He's literally pushing for trimmed mean inflation as the preferred measure.\n\nCurrently it's 5.3% 6 month PCE vs. 2.5%. |
| wait burry is short on micron??? |
| *ber |
| Fuck it. I’m in. |
| r/theydidthemath |
| Healthcare just keeps covering up the massive losses in other sectors. It’s insane, the pattern isn’t going to change much as the population gets older either. |
| So? He is still net positive and wildly considered a successful investor... better than anyone on WSB. I do not see any regard here that has the potential to be portrayed Christian Bale.\n\nYou sir might have a chance though.. |
| where |
| If you focus on what you feel or what others felt, you'll never be able to make it through any volatility. Need to seriously separate the emotion from it all and not let others fear make you afraid. |
| Cmon mango give us a +2% open on monday |
| Buy high sell low\n\nZuck is a WSB mod confirmed |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry unloaded a big fat shit early hours of the Independence day. |
| My personal ai assistant company is going public, hent.ai ticker $WAIFU |
| Is it ok to talk about this sub tho |
| Why are boomers complaining about data centers but they didnt give a shit about all the coal power plants and steel mills around them when they were younger? |
| Was he super rich? I really don’t know. AFAIK he didn’t finance it, he was the pilot and one of the engineers. If I remember right he was a test pilot before and had even worked at NASA…. |
| I, a Meta employee involved in their NSFW AI projects, was at a town hall meeting and Mark Zuckerberg said:\n\nAI agents—software that can carry out complex tasks autonomously—hadn’t accelerated in the way Meta executives had forecast but the company expects a more significant payoff from its investment in the technology in the coming months |
| I started betting on soccer and turns out i hate that sport. Dam everytime they look like they about to score, they dont! Then when they do, some bs rule said it didnt count. Fck that. Started betting on baseball and that was much funner |
| Doesn't quite work in reality because the more panels there are the less the price of electricity is when the sun is shining. In the Netherlands, which is not a particularly sunny country, the price already goes to zero or negative sometimes because there are so many panels on people's roof. The problem is that when your panels are producing, so are everyone else's, plus the power company doesn't want the power at that point because it's fucking up their grid balancing, which is why the price can go negative to punish overproduction. So what you really need is solar panels AND massive battery stores so that you can hoard power and sell it when demand is high. If enough other people install panels you don't even need them either, just buy the power when it's cheap and store it. So...battery farm beats solar farm. |
| Enjoy your permaban from reddit. I got banned for less |
| Reposting for those who can’t |
| Why?! |
| Risky, but congrats! How many days out did you typically buy? |
| Meet my Korean gf SK |
| No Madismas we can't block the sun\n\n |
| I’m gay |
| Bernstein estimates that SK hynix’s DRAM gross margin in **Q2 will reach 90.9%… and Q3 92%** |
| Nice knowing you. |
| 1025 currently |
| finally |
| Hope Danny DeVito gets to ring the bell. |
| Holy Chet nice volatility tho |
| Easy comes, easy goes.\n\nPersonally, if it is not loss of original deposit - just a game. Imaging doing that of you started with 1M |
| Nothing ever happens. Bullish if anything |
| I’ll invest if their dividends are cheese steak coupons. |
| Ana de Arams only eats it mikes way |
| I have a strongly held belief that option traders are gambling addicts and only the smallest percentage of them actually exit when making it big. |
| An AI above. |
| If this is to be believed as accurate, since they claim there’s 3-4 credible sources you bulls are fuked, this is the end of the infinite bull market, ww3 is about to begin https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/07/03/russia-planning-attack-on-poland-test-nato-resolve-us-warns/ |
| Bullshit |
| They gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers. |
| Holy shit a super rich guy doesn’t like government. I just can’t believe it. |
| This got me lol |
| I just know Monday gonna be green af and i’m gonna regret not buying this MU dip |
| There is a data center near me, i find the noise comforting, boomers are just so fuking dramatic. |
| This goes for well above the $60K top estimate...I mean, look at how much people on here pay for dumb stuff (investments). |
| Larry Ellison pumped & dumped Oracle just so he can afford Warner Bros to make his baby boy happy 😊 \n\n*Thank you, Daddy* 🫂 |
| I’m a europoor about to end my shift then I’m gonna devour a large pizza at home with some coke zero |
| 🤡 |
| Dude, just go all cash and let the money sit in your account for a few months. Don’t touch it. Just bask in the fact that you’re set for the rest of your life. Then decide what you want to do. |
| Bro, with $350k, your life can be changed. Afford a huge down payment on the place of your choice with an affordable monthly mortgage payment.\n\nOr it could be put into a portfolio and generate upwards of 10% in passive, reinvestible income that 350k could grow into millions and you could retire early.\n\nI know this isn't the place for it, but holy shit man, take the W and go enjoy your new and improved life. |
| Question is which is going to happen first, light pollution here on the ground/ocean spreads out so much that you cant get away from it or satellites completely blocking the stars. Time will tell |
| Registered or non registered Wealthsimple account ? |
| Does help with that. |
| You accomplished what we all want but will never do. Kudos. |
| Imagine buying ZROZ at 180$ |
| Just look up the tickers to get your answer \n\nMU.TO\nSNDK.TO\n |
| I held on to intel for almost 5 years. I decided to sell so I could actually start making money. It fking pop off a few months later. |
| I says, N***a, is you going to return to 210? |
| Wtf happened to sandisk I haven't seen market in a couple days |
| isn't it already under 1020? |
| The best sub chain you can buy my frugal friend |
| $12b on $724m of revenue for a 16.5x Price/Sales on a fucking sandwich store lol |
| Homeless guy who lived adjacent to my freshmen year dorm told me that lunch meat causes cancer. Pretty sure he was a time traveler tbh so I’ve avoided it for my entire adult life 👍 |
| Increase price and less meat |
| Do you think I can convert Shore points to shares? |
| Me. Fucking love J Mike’s |
| Because it's funny when bers follow his 9857th fail short bet and get blown tf up along with him |
| I’d be impressed if it can peer into your parent’s basement. |
| Oh |
| I don’t need coffee for that 😤 |
| Aside from the positive signs in South Korea, Micron stock doesn’t tend to fall for more than two consecutive days. It’s only happened twice this year–a six-day losing streak in March and a three-day slump in May.\n\nThose streaks have proved to be brief pauses in Micron’s 242% rally in 2026. |
| He predicted 12 of the last 2 crashes. \n\nDude had 1 big success. |
| Zuck trying his own hand at market manipulation I see. |
| Should've merged with [Hometown International ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hometown_International) instead |
| Sivers ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Go to the moon |
| This hits home especially this week. 😂 |
| You had me until the second part of #4 😂😂😂 |
| I don’t |
| Puts, because Jimmy Johns is the shit... |
| Rest well Mr Market, you will take my money on Monday 🥹 |
| Puts. Jersey Mike's sucks. No point in investing in deli slop |
| If Russia attacks Poland we may have a problem |
| Well it looks like it’s over for you bulls |
| Just trying to understand your approach. So you watch Amit on YouTube, trade options that expire 2-3 months out with a strike price \~$30 above the current price. Does that sound correct? Do you rely mostly on Amit’s video for stock suggestions and indicators when money is changing sectors or do your own analysis? |
| I'm Canadian, I worked on Canada day and I'm working today too - losing bro, losing. |
| Yes because the population has increased more so more people employed . |
| So we’re full porting Jersey Mikes right? |
| Do you degenerates trade European stocks today for the sake of it? |
| Does not matter though. He will be wrong in some and right in some. In the end, he is net positive. 60% of one's trades can die , he could still be net positive in the end. |
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| How do you get out so fast? I can't see to with my broker... |