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| I’d buy that PLTR stonk to watch that live. |
| Not looking good for spy tomorrow |
| LAKAKA |
| Crazy that people will pay that to watch what is a sport for children to play until they grow up enough to play a real sport |
| **MSFT Bag Holders Anonymous daily Check-In**\n\n> \n> \n>*"Hi, my name is* u/throwaway_bag_holder*, and I bought the world's largest software company while the rest of the market printed. I am powerless over my MSFT position and my portfolio has become unmanageable."* \n> \n>The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is apparently selling, which I will not be doing. \n> \n>Meeting adjourned. See you all tomorrow |
| ETH > |
| 🙏 |
| And the relationship between 120+ IQ and spectrum disorders explodes past that point. |
| I will sell before that |
| https://reddit.com/link/orvlidp/video/34bdjwc6wi7h1/player |
| Stop fcking selling you big ass pussies fcking scared money don’t make money you bch |
| Oh, FUCK no! |
| What are you doing in between baby dips? \n\nHow do you know when the dip has finished dipping? |
| Did BOJ rate hikes got leaked or what lmao |
| We're similar to Eevee in Pokémon, the Car Eevee you mentioned in r/whatcarshouldIbuy |
| Why are futures crashing?? |
| I’ve been telling these people all week that man doesn’t lose. They let hate get in the way of money 🤦♂️ |
| 7/10 |
| Can I buy property on the moon that always faces the sun 😎 |
| I think I read that if both of them get second in their respective groups they play on July 3.\n\nI dunno if that's true or not. |
| At least until the Asians wake up and stomp your shit in. |
| I started with like 3k. |
| I would rather take a full running start kick in the fucking nuts from a World Cup soccer player than to buy a single fucking share if pltr ever again |
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| It's actually less absurd than the Allbirds AI pivot. If Elizabeth Holmes just kept up the farce a few years longer, she'd be a leader in the AI healthcare space. |
| Thanks, another 3.5 hrs before BoJ decides if I should delete my app lmao |
| bb $15 eom |
| Or you could buy stocks like a smarty pants and see it evaporate into nothing aswell. It's all gambling son. |
| Can’t believe World Cup organizers didn’t put USA and Iran in the same group. Let them settle this shit on the pitch like real men. |
| Your tax dollars at work! |
| i think you turned me onto this though i can barely afford my small bets |
| Most of the times, yea. It's like picking pennies in front of an incoming steamroller. |
| > No one\n\nNo one smart |
| mango made a bad bet and lost 30 billion, one of us! |
| Great so last Friday at close I bought puts instead of calls and at close I bought calls instead of puts. Literally inverse me |
| Y’all ever just buy 145k shares of a penny stock because why not ? I don’t even know what aditxt does. |
| Over 10 trillion dollar market cap. You’re making OP look smart. |
| FREAK THE FU-\n\nnope, just buy calls and get some sleep |
| Smart move. |
| If funny seeing how half this sub won’t be able to afford SPCX premiums |
| I thought this was a joke about Elon's name... like A-A Ron |
| 10ET |
| They say the deal is finished, But how is Docusign red. something isn't adding up |
| Asians getting ready to smash the buy button |
| Corn exit stage left |
| Wtf is happening to spy? |
| Are you regarded ? This thing is going to rock for the next 2-3 weeks straight bro 🤦♂️ |
| I just got shares so if it does start to look bad i can dip out but i really cant see this thing just flopping |
| My puts are printing 💲 right now 😎 |
| Bers crawling out of the pit after seeing that red QQQ AH candle |
| SPACEX IS LITERALLY GOING TO THE MOON |
| Japan raising rates is good for us stocks, japan keeping rates the same good for us stocks, japan lowering rates is good for us stocks. |
| Thanks, Obama! |
| This gonna age like milk |
| Normally we say AH is just two pyjamas traders trading with each other but… SPCX Ah volume is kinda insane lol. |
| So we dumping tomorrow? Of course cus I bought calls. |
| I got a thousand dollars ready for action tomorrow . My goal is 10k or bust |
| You dropped this /s |
| Do you even lift bro? |
| Don't priest have power of Religion where they can't get access to your confession? similar to attorney |
| Bruh you’ve been watching too much science fiction. AI and semiconductors are where it’s at right now. |
| SPCX official forecast:\n\n2030 revenue: So Much \n2030 expenses: meh \n2030 forward pe: oh baby |
| I can't believe you did this in a taxable account... |
| Most stocks are doing down after hours. A big sell off tomorrow! |
| I hope you make money. This fucking circus of a ponzi scheme has gone on ling enough |
| 🌽 cliff dive? |
| Bet they named one after him, he’d do anything for that shit |
| She’s a 10/10 who opens cheeks but it’s stinky |
| It's the same $300 Billion we stole from them a while ago. |
| maybe, but likely some heavy industry boys actually benefit from the tech instead of the dinky start ups you're betting on. Then it will be boring jsut like electric companies. So not much money to be made and way too much risk currently. |
| You need to pray BOJ sounds incredibly hawkish and looking to raise rates further. Else might just be flat tmr lol |
| Bibi attack wen? |
| futes tanking... open green right?? |
| Smol dick behavior tbh |
| Why is everything else down and SPCX is up? |
| to the moon |
| Buy shares, best bet |
| Dawg how much do you have? |
| I bought a lot of shares of MSFU lol |
| they agreed to open outback steakhouses and 2 golf resorts |
| Stay that way man many gamblers thought the same thing or it was just some fun. |
| Maybe the real deal was the friends we made along the way. |
| gotta wait till 3am for nothing to happen kus it was priiiiiced in |
| That's you're saying now, but wait for it to happen, the market is stupid to see reality. |
| Walk me through your math. That would make it worth 3400 trillion at least. About 40x higher than the GDP of the entire world. 🤔 |
| yo momma smell like fish sticks |
| When do whyte folk get a holiday |
| Insiders dont have a lock up period and can sell anytime they want. |
| "The market can stay regarded longer than you can stay solvent" - Don Tzu 2026 |
| Ber trap |
| First time I’ve held spy overnight and it’s puts pls save me |
| lol i need to stop trading, idk how tsla ended up being red all day today lmao |
| It hasn’t been the same here since the chart changed 😔 |
| No you idiot! Hunter's laptop started this war! |
| So 40 km below the speed limit on the Coquihalla? Yikes. |
| USO bulls. Please surrender. I need my puts to moons. |
| So like he only wins roughly 86k off the million… Why even bother? |
| Brave soul shorting before options open up and hype is still red hot. Once reality sets in then the price will begin to fall. Might have to wait till their quarterly Financials to show their massive monthly losses before any real price decline. |
| At least my memory stonks aren’t shitting themselves while SPY does |
| Dame Iran getting 300 billion in cash pallets must be nice |
| Opus is like a chimp with a typewriter after fable |
| We aren't going back, bud. Up only |
| it's better than -92% ytd |
| META on a tear gonna hit $650 next week or ban me. |
| Update please |
| LUKAKU |
| Wait we’re paying them 300B? Fucks up with that for real. Dump it |
| Didn’t read am sure OP is regard |
| Green by 8 pm |
| yeah but once YOU do it, its all over |
| Ber spotted |
| People actually think they banks will do this..are they claiming fraud or something ?? |
| The float was tiny. A giant pump was obvious |
| Imagine getting so excited for trading that you shit yourself and you didn’t even know it until you noticed smushed shit inside your boxers. \n\nBut we’ve all been there. |
| Lots of IPO's climb for a few days before crashing. |
| Low float, institutions lock up period = ez to pump |
| Wouldn't that make you more likely to know what kind of car it is? |
| Uf\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/iyt1knf4vi7h1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1659ef90ffd13f1f189de78cb0093aa9d3def915 |
| https://preview.redd.it/iggqp7e4vi7h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59ee322de6c7dddf7beb7bf0e9c6c52238246e71 |
| It’s just 2 days … till now |
| Pls spy open red |
| Whats going on with $zs |
| How do you make money even if they don't blow up?\n\nofc the gov wasting taxpayer money but besides that.. i guess starlink only. |
| Just buy a VPN and pirate everything |
| only way to make money is weapons for now, then in maybe 25 years mining asteroids remotely or some shit until we learn how to capture one in orbit to send people there to mine. but once we can do that all precious metals are no longer precious lol. |
| America is a machine that converts your tax dollars into market manipulation |
| Yes but for SpaceX |
| The time frame for the babydips (including the worst one, covid) is no more than an average of 2 weeks. So part of my plan is to play around a 2 week time frame. If a dip occurs when i open the aggressvive play, a trend going back 30 years would need to be broken for me to lose, at worst, i break even on every recovery |
| Anyone knows when BOJ decision is out? Hope my favourite place to travel doesn’t fk my port :(\n\nGoogle says it’s around 10ET or 11ET? |
| Make sure to post your losses |
| Demi |
| amazing |
| Valuation wise it makes sense. Space X has a virtual monopoly over space, what do you value the entire universe? |
| SMR it's the future |
| The market doesn’t remain irrational forever |
| how tf is spacex going up this much so early into ipo? |
| Are you playing anything for tomorrow? |
| Hey bulls maybe don't come to the market tomorrow |
| Will the pump continue tomorrow or nah( I need one more pump plzzzz)? 🙏🙏🙏 |
| This is the end\n\nHold your breath and count to ten\n\nFeel the earth moooooove!!! |
| Coz we are in sci-fi world now. |
| \*Guns N Roses |
| Yeah, I was doing [this thing](https://imgur.com/gallery/family-guy-mystery-box-M22uvUi). |
| It will grow too high by then and drop on nasdaq inclusion buy the rumor sell the news as they say |
| Will SPY 760 remain a meme? Do we need an actual signing to push past it mmmm |
| Poor guy thought it was a sure thing |
| I’m not wrong, I’m just early….\n |
| I can see this climbing up to 400 in the near future but I wonder how much conviction behind this trade really exist tbh |
| At what price will the short initiate you think? |
| 197. For fuck sake. I sold at 168 like a true regard |
| just buy a space sector etf and actually chill not staring at your phone constantly ruining your health and social life. |
| No more Rokus in this household I have three now and looking for replacements. Can’t imagine the ads they’ll be pushing on your Home Screen. Say goodbye to your cozy standby screens. |
| FOXA |
| Haha I will. Thanks. |
| Yes. Those three days in the last month were volatile. You haven’t seen downside like in 2008… but that was when I was a buyer.. NVDA for under a dollar… was the best purchase ever.. happy trading! |
| Nasdaq futes down 0.5% and ber rejoicing after a 3% azz reaming today. Lmao get fleas ber🤌🏻 |
| Millions of bers switched to calls today, didn't they? |
| Have fun lil bear😉 |
| What happened again? Bank of Japan 🇯🇵 already hiked the rate or deal cancelled? |
| recession tomorrow would be fun |
| After it splits 1700 times |
| Well, JD Vance said Iran will have access to a $300,000,000,000 fund provided by the US and allies, so I think that’s a massive L right out of the gate. |
| Dont worry bols I bought puts at close this shits gonna open massively green |
| Unless he very publicly discloses his favourite computer brand on national television as a “shout out” |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| !banbet |
| SPCX 200C 6/18 🚀🚀📈📈 |
| Here come the bears, you give em an inch and they take a mile. So silly |
| Kinda, 756 xsp 6/16 |
| What happened? Iran deal was a lie yet again? |
| Might be, who knows. |
| To take your money |
| It's not the desk holding me down, it's my questionable taste in women and a lack of therapy. |
| Watched MRVL climb all day only to buy at $311.65 like a retard.\n\nAt least I didn't full port (I almost did) |
| Foreign equities and maybe gold. Shrug. |
| It's actually bullish because it shows US is going any length to get that peace deal and stop the senseless war Obama started |
| I don’t care about the 300b giveaway, I just want my calls to print |
| Full port QQQ puts |
| Yes |
| I got $4.79 from a meta class action last week. Put that in your pipe and smoke it Zuckerberg |
| AGI is thermodynamically not possible and won’t be for some time |
| Why, is he gay? |
| Usually when Reddit has a consensus opinion you should do the opposite |
| I'm slowly rotating to bonds, gold, a tiny bit of crypto, and European markets. Europe is massively undervalued and could hold better in case of a once in a lifetime crash. |
| Take Elon’s dick out of your mouth. |
| That is what they grew up with before SP500 was invented |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Haha fucked |
| love your conviction. hope your right. |
| Deal or no deal |
| line go down |
| damn just checked my port looks like IBM is pricing in that the deal might be fake lmao |
| Yes, just gamble my entire portfolio 2 or 3 more times. Sounds really safe and likely to happen. I've been incredibly lucky so far, but I can't win em all. |
| Opens tomorrow I think. |
| Please tell me that doesn’t happen.. |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| Both you and the market are regarded |
| 🐝🐝 |
| Iphone a close 2nd, but not as life altering. It's the combo of the two, actually. I trade stocks on the way to work, before I would sometimes lose 5 grand driving to work, now I can babysit my trades during that critical 8-8:30 window on the west coast. |
| Imagine if Japan raised their rates to 1.25% instead of 1% doubtful but I’ve seen crazier things |
| !banbet |
| Nah I bought round of 32 tickets for resale before the tourney started. Hype has kicked in |
| Boo this guy\n\n\nBooo |
| Yours or Elons? |
| So who fucks this peace deal first? Yahoo or Iran? |
| Bubble popping |
| Now you know why Claude is banned. It is because Elon wanted it banned so that Grok can prosper. Don't mess with Elon.! |
| Favorite pairs trade |
| I closed a position I had planned for end of July today, couldn’t resist +30% overnight, with a chance to reposition |
| im holding |
| Literally don’t actually know what the deal is yet. Just people speculating so far and rumors |
| Don’t forget to post loss porn😂 or gain! Good luck |
| But you can't turn a profit if you never sell.\n\nThey aren't paying Dividends, so take your 30% and walk. |
| Did u do lotto? My Ivory Coast tickets are up $500 lol |
| Why are we dropping after hours? 😭 |
| Which would be an utter failure given that the goal is Mars |
| That got an actual laugh at loud from me |
| Never trust 🥭 |
| Technicals? In this market? |
| Hi mom |
Give this guy a mod position:  Polymarket Sports (@PolymarketSport) on X 🚨BREAKING: Someone just put M on Spain to WIN their match vs Cape Verde today
This pays out is ,085,943.48 on Polymarket x.com |
| Free coffee |
| Especially if you bring a tripod |
| The Rainman is upon us |
| Why do they even do that |
| Full port LEAPS? Thinking about it.\n\nThe lesson from TSLA is just don’t try to fight stupid. A lot of times the zombies win. |
| Thanks for the info. |
| Giving Iran $300 billion doesn’t seem like “complete and total surrender” but that’s just me and I don’t know shit |
| I had more fun when line go up |
| Oh damn, sounds good man my bad. Didn’t know! |
| SpaceX investors want their money back and they are about to get it from some of you and then cash out lmao!!! |
| 0dte calls on volatility on SpaceX options |
| Archer play actually worked out okay. Scary times are ahead |
| We have options gamma squeeze, then automatic buying by the index funds, then the retail wrist slap for flipping ends around the 29th. It could go absolutely parabolic by then, then have constant big swings. |
| You going puts or just staying away from the chaos?\n\n |
| buy puts ofc |
| Bought 4 World Cup tickets for $2200 total. Each one is worth 1.9k now lmao. Crazy shit |
| If market gets red enough, 🥭 will just tweet something bullish. |
| SpaceX most valuable company in the world in one month |
| Meh, I just used ai to tell me what to do |
| why not both? |
| 650 |
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| The RSI is crazy high |
| Im not your guy, buddy. They (you) openly admit to shorting TSLA out of spite. So don’t try to play dumb.. |
| Damp it |
| Im a small balls paper handed btch, no doubt about it but i still made a lotta cash today |
| Nervous and afraid |
| There's some money in satellites, but it's soooo fucking expensive to qual them and get them up there that there isn't much profit afterwards.\n\nSpace is almost like airlines, where it's closer to being government infrastructure or a utility than an actual business. Warren Buffet cracked that "a farsighted capitalist would have shot Wilbur Wright out of the sky", since airline stocks had net-lost money over a 100 year period. Space is kind of the same way. |
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| A real short squeeze candidate |
| After hours is such fucking bullshit. Either open the casino for everyone or close it. |
| Lol Cathie Woods bought $500 million worth of spacex stock. |
| tbh even besides ETFs buys and lockup..\n\nSpaceX has some legitimacy as it's essentially got a monopoly on space and rural internet\n\nplus it's Elon Musk, the king of peddling bullshit to the market and succeeding. Tesla has not a reasonable valuation for a decade now and how many shorts have been burned by him at this point?\n\nand OP shorts like a day after IPO?\n\nactual pure regardium |
| They had literally nothing pre-war lol. NOW they're getting billions and even having sanctions lifts off them what. Their military apparatus are the missile cities unless you think an F-14 tomcat really makes or breaks their defences. \n\nSame regime, same tactics. |
| 🐝🐝🚀🙏 |
| If you’re a guy recoding yourself at the gym, just download Grindr bro |
| I got a cheque for $9 for some yahoo class action 😭 |
| F it I threw 20k into nvda calls |
| Coming from similar background, I just got out of 40 hour DD with Claude Code including creating a testbed to check how to be ready for a crash. Of course my first intention was to find an edge on options trading and to my surprise the best thing to do is to invest as dumb as possible. I got no results with higher sharpe and ror if you include taxes.\n\nKey learnings:\n\n1) Don’t sit on cash / risk free assets: even if the party goes only on for another 3-6 months, you’ll be better off investing \n2) Don’t pick individual stocks. Any free data you have has survivorship bias and there is a good chance you can get rekkt \n3) Diversify ETF: QQQ, Energy, SP seems balanced \n4) get some gold exposure\n\nDepending on your time horizon for anyone who doesn’t want to cash out in 10 years it doesn’t make sense to sell. Best sell/buyback premium I’ve found was SP closing below/above 200sma but considering taxes even that doesn’t give any better results than buy/hold and monthly invest.\n\nEnergy = hedge against inflation / oil prices \nGold = hedge against inflation / stagflation \n\nSo something around 30% SP500 30% QQQ, 20% energy etfs plus 20% gold seems to be solid with only 25-30% drawdowns compared to 50+% for buy and hold SP500\n\nI’m a bit regarded so I do 90% allocation for what’s above, 7% stock picking, and 3% gambling money allocation. \n\nNot an investment advice because nobody knows shit and I’m probably in the wrong sub for anyone reading this post fully. |
| ✋ |
| Only been two days \nOptions haven’t even started. This is where things really get interesting |
| Hmmm |
| This is what we signed up for as a country |
| Adding cooling breaks so there is more time to spam commercials is the most American thing ever happened to this sport |
| Good times eh |
| !banbet $AG 20 eow |
| 🚀🚀🚀 |
| So go with SNDG. Bigger upside but also bigger risk. |
| RDDT 200 |
| S&P futes down 0.05% BOLS in shambles |
| Just do this 2 or 3 more times though and you will never have to work ever again unless you choose. You could live off the interest from a index fund and finally achieve real happiness. |
| there are levels of unrealistic. 2T valuation, let it be but will it really become the most valuable company? that's some crazy shit |
| boats fully loaded on SRXH |
| I bought Short SPCX etf (SSPC) look what happened 😂 \nThinking of buying 3x long Spcx ETF |
| Same here, its bought me a c8 and a house now |
| To infinity and beyond |
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| You are investing for your great great great grand kids |
| Wouldn't short this till the lock up period is over and there's more float. |
| Something tells me I shouldn’t have held those spy calls overnight. |
| Filling in for Clifford banes, |
| A single unobtrusive ad on the homescreen on Roku. That's fine by me, for everything they offer for free i'm not going to complain much. I say that when I absolutely HATE ads.\n\nI have a feeling it's going to get much MUCH worse if this deal goes through. Enshittified to the point of LG and Samsung TVs which will inject ads straight into the content you're watching, even if you're watching antenna or cable TV and not a streaming service. |
| Dang I’m up 19% on my one proud share of spacex. Older sister, mom, dad, father in law, best friends, enemies and everyone in between asked if they should buy at least one to a couple shares just incase it can make some decent lunch money. Plus the hype of Elon being first trillionaire. Plus previously with $tsla I know a whole lot of people who either made decent coin or life changing money during that time. Tsla was 1 of 4 of my first stocks ever. $tsla $nvda $intc and $cost. Tsla made me more money than ever along with nvda. Do I think spacex is the same story? I don’t know, No one has a gosh darn idea it’d be hilarious if it did with everyone freaking out about how inflated the share price is and it would also be hilarious if this is the start of the rug pull and it was all a liquidity grab to sell. all I know is that markets have not been allowed to drop in over a couple years and if they did they rebounded 3x faster than they dropped. Once that trend changes I’m not missing out on free money because I tried shorting for too long after covid. Thought the economy was on wobbly legs and even if that is true the stock prices showed me something else. Won’t short until It’s a meltdown and I can take advantage of IV. Good luck out there regards |
| BERK is an excellent hedge to QQQ imo. |
| Even for troll shit this sounds stupid my guy |
| Apparently it's bouncing off of a big moving average as a technical wizardry |
| Futes dumping |
| What just happened to futures |
| Imagine space ex squeezes to 100 trillion. |
| I came to the realization today that inflation is so understated that spy could be put at 2000 tomorrow morning if that was the target.I tested this theory over the weekend and spy opened precisely where my thesis is validated. \n\n> Instead of hedging against a fantasy pullback, start hedging against the violent realization of inflation. The price of everything is being supressed, not "pinned higher". This is why its so easy to have these wild 2.5% days out of no where. |
| Crashed LUNR, ask me how I know... |
| I’m holding it in SCHD so that’s something |
| Will only short after it 2x at 270 with size |
| Same here 🫡, trying to win back \~50% of my port that I lost over the last 2 weeks |
| Where are the profits at in space? I’d have to drive for more than 100 years before I’d come across anything of value. |
| Nah we just need 1T in full year revenue |
| Straddles on spcx at open |
| Dude, you can go ahead and floor your gas pedal and show off your car in front of me, but it won't hurt me. I'm autistic; I have no idea what kind of car that is. |
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| SPCX will merge with Tesla not buy it, 100% stock, so basically Tesla stock are replaced with SPCX which will increase float heavily |
| This is what I ask the universe everyday...why exactly are you gay? |
| At what point does SNDK split? Options are way too expensive for poors |
| A rug pull tomorrow would be cruel, so that's prob what will happen. It would also reward the regards shorting |
| Praying |
| it's like having early apple or Nvidia stock\n\ngood luck! |
| Yes |
| Not if it's in bank account |
| Easy cum easy guh |
| Throwing part of my port in SPCH like a degen. |
| Should be BANGO. Drop meta for broadcom |
| The strait being renamed to the Strait of Trump. |
| where the people who missed the rocket at?\n\nwe got telescopes on this mf I'm tryna see y'all from space |
| Who started this war BTW? 🤔 |
| IPA's are last decade. Trash |
| Got to spend money to lose money right? |
| 500 bucks later at Costco |
| so after Q2 earnings in sept |
| Now how could you possibly have lost on space X |
| I can |
| 67% in 2022 |
| Are we going to Mars now? Just bypass the moon and keep on trucking? |
| Same thing we do every day pinky, lose money. |
| Okey maybe I did bid in the wrong horse RKLB, I should've just threw all the money in the world into SPCX |
| https://preview.redd.it/j1gfnu39ti7h1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34d6d1b73b417b834a20dcd4391f62b2cfac47b8 |
| Why would you short one of the most hyped IPOs lol |
| Spacex 2000c Friday but we won't need that long |
| First human thing mars sees is a HIMS sponsored rocket cruising by |
| imagine spacex just follows a similar trend to tesla. could very well happen knowing how fake and disconnected from reality our world is. and for that, im all in |
| You may not like it, but this is what winning looks like, folks. |
| \*pearls clutching intensifies\* |
| Jesus. He shorted it at 171?😂 |
| become a bull. |
| If we all buy SpaceX and never sell its going the moon! |
| SPCX |
| Y'all think only fans is a,new phenomena..\n\nGam gam was probably showing her tits at a beach boys concert for a dime bag of weed |
| So many people trying to buy puts on SPCX just makes me think it’s going to pump harder, typical of a melon stock |
| I’m so tired of seeing posts like this that act like we haven’t seen downside volatility at all |
| Do I buy $105 Now ? |
| Need a 30 bagger. Suggestions? |
| Those that did not buy SpaceX (but I did 😎) |
| e-tard gave me 28 shares on the IPO, I had no choice |
| AI and semis are creating bag holders from tomorrow.\n\nSpaceX has quadruple powers: xAI, Starlink, Falcon, and Elon Musk. \n\nClaude AI is being banned to make room for xA, not for security concerns. |
| Did Amazon have news I missed? |
| What did I miss? it’s deleted |
| I bought puts |
| I don’t know—Elon holds 42% of the float and if indexes are force to buy the stock…you can assume it would be much more dangerous to short for several reasons:\n\n1. Elon owns 42% of the float \n2. He knows dumbasses will love to short his stock (e.g. Tesla squeeze era) \n3. When it gets included in the SP500 and indexes start buying shares by the millions, this would create a massive supply and demand dilemma for the shorts.\n\nRetailers already know what to look for when they realize a squeeze is imminent. Elon also isn’t the typical CEO either. He WILL actively create memes that will snowball into conviction buys en mass as we’ve seen with Tesla, several times over.\n\nMy take, shorting SpaceX will just end the same as shorting Tesla. |
| *\[ Retard \]* |
| Keep getting jealous of elon you peasant. |
| No puts on space stonk until insiders start relieving their bags on retail |
| Excellent, now I’ll buy some leaps. Have a nice day |
| Peace in the middle east you said? Israel:hold my beer |
| Be honest, were you expecting anything else? |
| What was really regarded, was the shorts we made along the way\n*Anime outro plays* |
| my god this place is fucking regarded |
| Damn, I got a $100 parlay bet on Japan and Morocco winning their group.\n\nPays our $7000\n\nThe format of this tournament and the pressure does things to people. |
| some people don't get that you don't have to always play the most popular thing\n\nthis is how they end up buying game at 250$ and do shit like this\n\nand increasingly, not sure if this is true in OPs case, people here are unable to divorce trading from political opinions. not liking musks's politics is an extremely stupid reason to short his stocks |
| 30T? Is that a fucking piss take? Try 100 quadrillion |
| they should’ve IPO’d pre-idea atp |
| Are you buying more? |
| Just like TSLA right? |
| Mixed ancestry Israelis have alot of local ancestry not Ashkenazi + north west euro. |
| When Alexandr Wang make me rich?? |
| I'm waiting. |
| Well they have a proven next gen antibiotic for a multi billion per year market and are valued at book. You figure it out ur a smart guy right? |
| Billion dollars valuation fr you |
| So, did we just completely capitulate to Iran and throw away like a trillion for literally zero gain or am I missing something? |
| Soft lockup periods on exchanges are 15-30 days and insiders I think is 3 weeks as well so almost no shares are allowed to be sold atm. This will go up all week and probably next week too. Drop off will probably be 3rd week of July. |
| Yes with some dips maybe |
| Or numbers go up |
| What did you put 48k on? |
| Still laughing about the time she kept buying TDOC thinking her daily report of what they bought/sold would pamp it. It’s a scam penny stock now |
| There are posts all over this sub saying it would fail at 135 right away leading up to the IPO.\n\nYou rewriting history |
| Almost like institutions and hedge funds who had private shares before the IPO are required to hold them a certain amount of days after they go public 🤯\n\nBut they'll definitely time the market don't worry |
| Potential counts too.. you know, like an “investment” |
| Keep licking that boot |
| Praing to allah that the ceasefire will last (i im leveraged to the tits with calls) |
| there is no pullback, its a pump and dumb, either u make money on the pump or hold bags forever |
| I wanted to buy some but didn’t just asking |
| Uruguay gonna fuck Saudi Arabia in the ASS |
| 😅 |
| If each of us makes a post about the epstein files on our social media, 🥭 will start another war and we can all get rich off puts |
| Data centers in SPACE |
| Yet another reason to be long MU. |
| Don’t jump in. This will crash |
| $50B valuation, IPO soon\n\n(bottle not included) |
| King elon you go ahead , smart people are with you |
| Thanks, good explanation. Puts = down Options I assume? |
| No you’re the only one |
| The only news i watch are news blooper reels on youtube and my trading has never been better |
| Puts on space x open tomorrow 🤑 |
| MsCI Min Vol |
| 🫵 **SHAME ON YOU!**\n\nAlright so for those of you who are feeling intense shame right now, what is causing that shame\n\n🍿 |
| SPCX worth more than AMZN now or wat? I'm waiting for the pull back to jump in. |
| Repeat this after first earnings when lockup period phase 1 ends |
| i mean, i'm completely noob but even I was aware it'll jump before the dump, it was designed not to fail immediately, before the early investors can exit. |
| Be gentle |
| Do your bones and muscles become dust from living on the moon for too long? Or maybe humans evolve and unlock Minecraft creative mode. Most importantly is that priced in? |
| Just put the fries in the bag bro |
| lol, ill get right on that! |
| 100% true. |
| SpaceX could have done better if they'd IPO'd pre-revenue |
| sell them you fuck |
| Dont worry guys I’ll be watching futes all night keep you posted! |
| 😂😂 |
| spacex might make up 6-7% of the nasdaq when it joins |
| lol, fucking cooking that dude. |
| spcx should announce strawberry farms in space, now thats something I can get behind, second time is the charm |
| Full porting into SpaceX would literally make me lose sleep at night. Godspeed regards |
| Anyone bought spy calls at close? |
| https://preview.redd.it/niuww4tgsi7h1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=704443840a2af37aeffdbd3e287a071a8398931a |
| Of course it is regarded. Why would anyone buy a thing that has no chart at all? But this market held their collective breath for that day. |
| which one? |
| $69 in 6 months maybe, 1 year definitely. |
| You were tagged as an easy target. Whatever plays you make will be targeted by MM’s. Glad I wasn’t tagged.. 🤣🤣 |
| So… is everything just going to go up from now on? No more PE ratios, earnings growth numbers, or profitable companies? 🤷♂️ I have MRVL calls.. but wow. |
| At this valuation I’d like to pitch the bottle rocket I made in 7th grade science. a16z wya |
| Your mother’s couch cushions? |
| Spacex’s forward P/E = error: cannot divide by zero |
| Regarded ahh HOOD can’t even hold $100, maybe tomorrow |
| hahahahahahaha\n\nno, just you\n\nanyone sensible knew this shit was gonna blast off from IPO price\n\nlike sure wsb was yelling how it was gonna destroy the market and rug pull and destroy people's 401ks but again, anyone sensible knew that was just reddit hating musk\n\nlike even if you think this is all some huge scam setup by musk, why tf would you short now rather than waiting until after index inclusion and lockup expiration? |
| https://preview.redd.it/q7lwc71csi7h1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcdeea4a63ace262000d9a0963ab5b57a27cad84\n\n |
| Retard take semis & memory up. |
| hmm i may do this too but still not sure yet |
| "Dumbest trade so far" watch, he'll sell naked calls next. |
| Shorted way too early. Shoulda waited 90 days when insiders are allowed to sell. This will print but the interest is going to kill you before you see any gains. |
| you do realize that spaceX aren't even making a profit? there isn't even a P/E ratio on that thing and the valuation is 2.1 trillion? their revenue is close to 18 billion? THERE ISN'T EVEN A P/E ratio on that thing you nutcase! |
| Way too bullish, can’t wait for the rug pull. No one said SPCX would immediately dump, and most acknowledged there would be a pump.\n\nThe disingenuous posts now acting otherwise … and full porting… good luck |
| "Double Testosterone Booster " \n\n"..and she'll like it too..." |
| MU and Sandisk and other AI and semis stocks will go to hell from now on. Space is taking over.\n\nRemember that if hedge funds love space, the future belongs to space. It is not up an average Joe here to decide. |
| . |
| I got 1 share at IPO price, wish I got 100 but it’s cool, I’ll just hold on to my 1 share for my grandkids |
| THE DOW🫴 |
| Check your aqi |
| I do hate myself, but I also hate Elon, and pretty much every government official. I’m making money right now so I can’t complain too much, but yeah. |
| Fuck it\n\n$50k of SPCX bought AH\n\nMe love money more than me hate Elon |
| i am SO fucked on my eow tsla $415 |
| PANIC |
| Cramer today:sell sell sell. Spy 800 eow. |
| Bro Antarctica is a paradise compared to Mars. Nobody is ever going to want to live there |
| God its always about you. Every conversation |
| I didnt but I just did at 197 |
| Just waiting for options to start so I can buy puts. |
| That is a very interesting development. If China is back in at $80, I think this is likely the floor or close to it. |
| Inexperienced market participant |
| Anything that is 100% certain is also possible. |
| SpaceX is partially AI via xAI. It’s like…3 trends in one |
| Do it i just went in |
| Spacex will build fabs in spaxe lol. |
| Why do boomers love the DOW so much |
| Ultimate value trap |
| How do we feel about the FOMC on Wednesday |
| Under your pillow |
| Investing r/investing is always so obvious. Permanent bear sub |
| I can crash SPCX in minutes, all I have to do is buy few shares |
| So being able to use a cell phone or debit card was less valuable than some auto taxi? Similar age here, and there is zero case for your take. We used to have to take out cash for the weekend because the banks were closed. |
| I’ll buy a couple 100 shares and ride with you my friend. |
| Have you contacted the cyber police ? |
| Who else didn't buy SPCX? |
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| You’re about a month too early on the short bus. Gotta wait for the lockups to expire, then this shit is taking a 30-40% haircut |
| Up 230% on memory stocks since January, do you think memory will be cyclical again or is the demand pipeline just too great going forward? |
| 🥭 actually pumped his shit for him too this week |
| Redditors mostly in shambles over spacex. The number of posts about it being overvalued was too much. The retarded level of confidence was hilarious. |
| With all due respect, I can assure you that this could be easily fucked up with the wrong person at the helm. \n\nFurthermore, as AI starts replacing significantly more human workforce, the more market cap will be bled out to make ends meet - which I believe will result in a weird stalemate. |
| I just dont understand these people. Of course it can go higher. Look at any blue chip today and theyre up +2,000% since the early 2000s. |
| why would you be short when only 5% of the float is available for retail right now. Wait for the lockup periods at least… “the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent”. |
| Do air purifiers do anything? A buddy gave me his for free, but that sucker costs $100/yr in electricity to run, so I don't know if I want to keep it around. |
| Why? Lol because there's many buys which are mandatory for the funds that track the index and many which cannot sell after buying the IPO... So good luck to you if you're betting against all that. You may be right, but your timing is what might end up blowing up your account. |
| I can understand that, the movie is grey saturated as hell. There's fan edits that remove a lot of that though, those are good. |
| Marge will be calling when options open up. |
| https://preview.redd.it/hu3iqm0uri7h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ae4e6706941cf23c42c0f1b666e9c3bab09f040\n\n |
| 1000% agreed |
| Hate him or love him… it’s clear Elon gets to win. It will get a majority of government funding and contracts. It will be in a majority of American’s 401ks next year once it joins the sp500.\n\nMaybe short term it is better volatile, maybe short term it drops, maybe it misses the first and second earnings and gets a lower price target… but long term in the space sector, it unfortunately gets to win, whether we like it or not. \n\nInvest in lunr or asts or rklb or PL and whatever else… but it’s clearly here to stay and only going up long term. |
| You shorted way too early, it's gonna hit at the 180 days mark. When first early investors can sell. It's literally engineered to go up right now. |
| You’re only down 4000 now it looks like 5000. I would just cut my losses if I were you. |
| You must really hate money |
| I listened to you guys and didnt buy into spacex |
| I ate 75mg worth of edibles earlier |
| Cum blasting out all over the market |
| Space Sex |
| Big brain move: pump SPCX to 40 trillion, sells it to China, erase debt, and China holding the bag LMAO 🤌 |
| AI shit is over. Money is rotating into SpaceX. |
| congrats Barron |
| Correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t Elon musk still have over 42% of the float? Hard to short a stock when one person holds >40% and KNOWS people love shorting his shit from the Tesla squeeze era. |
| What comes after trillion? Whatever it is. Elon gunna be the first dude with a trillion trillion and we will have to start paying him in chucky cheese bucks. |
| like a week, went from 35 to 500 and crashed in 2 days after |
| If you stay bear you’ll be part of the permanent underclass. Last chance to switch sides. |
| Atleast wait for insiders to sell before shorting this shit. They did not plan a 2 trillion ipo to fall before them exiting. |
| It was just to make poor people that could not get in feel better |
| Do options on spaceX cum out tomorrow |
| Tmr |
| Question: Is Micron still cheap?\n\nAnswer: Yes, analysts will have to re-rate it again after it beats earnings next week. We’re heading to $2,000. |
| Yes, I bought them in batches last Friday |
| Tomorrow for robinhood users |
| lol unrealistic based on what? you think 100 is realistic? you won't see realistic price for months |
| Thanks for the tip on which stocks will tank tomorrow. |
| Just got a thank you card from elon |
| Tsla has a ~400p/e ratio. Musk has openly mused about spacex "buying" Tesla. Some people will take profit, but no smart person is shorting spcx on the basis of it being an unrealistic valuation. |
| Aiyah |
| My stock has only gone up lol |
| Bonds ? |
| How long did it last? |
| SPCL\n\nSPCF\n\nSPAX\n\nSPCM\n\nSPAL\n\noptions arent even active and already have 5 leveraged etfs\n\nno way this could possibly go wrong if you are buying SPCX options instead of one of these you are truly a retard |
| Show the facts |
| Need 3mil minimum in Canada. Gotta aways to go |
| Respect for actually posting real DD instead of “solar go brr” and vibes. If 232 hits anywhere close to your range and they execute even half decent on that Kore + datacenter angle, this has stupid asymmetric upside. Only thing that scares me is how long DC drags its feet, but I kinda wanna YOLO some lotto calls off this ngl. |
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| BUFR |
| When do options go live on SPCX? |
| Lol, the same people who said NVIDIA can't go higher, or MU can't go higher or AMD isn't ever going to go higher or ....\n\nNo one ever knows and the market has just become a gambling den but it seems like they try and clear out short term call orders regularly after pulling people in with FOMO.\n\nThen try and clear out long term Put holders who bet against FOMO.\n\nI usually go Shares long term and puts short to protect pull back.\n\nIt's been my biggest recipe for success in a Medium risk account. |
| Nice, your great great grandkids will have some stock when they have their first ever quarterly profit (Non-GAAP\*). |
| EOW |
| Ha! |
| Never thought of that. Brilliant fucking idea 😂 SPCX brought to you by PolyMarket |
| I see nothing wrong with this picture |
| The other day I asked if anyone here but me felt that all of the valuation negativity and warings not to buy Spacex was nothing more than bait for a bear trap. No one replied. What say ye now? |
| Damn I bought 16k worth of Amazon calls before closed. Why is it gapping |
| Should be doing this in like 6 months |
| 🍈 basically called 🥭 a pedo and he didn’t do shit which means he’s got dirt on him, calls on an eventual truth social sending this into orbit |
| SPCX will actually go up to 300 with regard strength |
| So u are a dick. Sounds about right. |
| Will FIG ever go up? |
| Chinese buyers allegedly already back looking for middle eastern oil, so unless the strait is completely normalized within a few months, we might still have a spike. Half flows might be enough, because China has been covering 5-7 mbpd and inventories have been covering 2-4 mpbd |
| Totally! I'm considering it with $450k... eek.... wish me luck 😄 |
| Funding secured |
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| Yes, couldn’t resist the FDs \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/mg2frq4cri7h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1215e39c4c757b261fdcb1b2e9c27b4d8b48b15c |
| No. You are the only one. |
| You’re better off trying to predict the movement of a herd of cats than you are trying to anticipate market reactions. Elon fanboys will bankrupt themselves before they admit SPCX is a crap stock |
| i'm gonna sell SPCX so fast if it pumps another 10 tomorrow. don't gaf if it goes higher. NBIS MU AAOI etc. will go higher as well if not more, and they won't crater at the next earnings call |
| I mean I sold my money after I lost that flat line was just me buying PS5. |
| No rug-pull, my friend. Just good old-fashioned long-term success. |
| Tomorrow, i will go full regard mode and buy SPCX, maybe a little bit MU\n\nBe aware\n\n |
| You can buy them pre owned at GameStop |
| "VIAGRA" |
| Thanks just bought 20k usd spacex |
| It’s not going anywhere I agree. I’m just saying the reservations and lockup timeline is keeping this at 1/13th-1/10th the total outstanding share count short term. But 3-6 months from now it’ll probably will be more like 1/2 the share count….. which is a lot of shares lol |
| Idiot |
| 20 minutes more or less |
| Spy 870 tomorrow morning is no longer a meme |
| Yeah Microsoft has to be the most boring stock right now. \n\n0.0000005% gains or losses every month. |
| I have significant shares and calls in MSFT. I agree, but this market is about hype |
| # 10% fluctuation in Enrons net worth is ~ $120B\n\n# fucking lol, make this make sense |
| u r welcome |
| Well Bers, time for Wendy's. There is a reason happiness and "a penis" sounds the same |
| The super rich don't want to live on the moon or mars lol. |
| It's going to triple when they sell ad space on the rockets |
| Dump it all in puts and calls obviously |
| It’s ten days |
| Thanks Oracle |
| I thought SPCX was supposed to rug on day one? 🤔\n\nThe louder the outcry, the more wrong it ends up being. Seriously. I could believe a massive correction following addition to the Nasdaq. I could believe it following lockups expiring.\n\nBut you people really came here screaming bloody murder for IPO day.\n\nLike we haven't seen IPOs play out time and time again. |
| OP shorted at $171.71 |
| its the only interesting stock in AH, what else should we talk about? how MU is down .23%? |
| Join me in the full port brother.\n\nPortfolio is up 50% in a fucking week on shares.\n\nGonna start looking to exit or protect with puts come July or August. |
| Currently in the quiet safe room where none of the people whose stuff I stole can get to me |
| Or being a Buffett bitch in cash |
| Just bought 20k usd of spacex |
| Sanewashing |
| I can assure you, it doesn’t. Nobody in politics is intelligent enough to stop this machine. |
| 1 NVDA sized meme stock |
| Damn! should have hold SpaceX. Never underestimate Elon Musk, who is a secret professor of Trump. |
| You are in the right sub with the right people. This guy gets it. |
| 7 mil SPCX shares bought after hours\n\n[this guy is fucked](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1u6tz0f/is_the_market_regarded/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| I think it’s time for me to buy $SPCX now that it’s gone up |
| Yes, youre over here commenting about saving me from being a massive bag holder. only retards hold and never sell. the stocks up only for 2 days straight and your first thought is a bagholder. get your brain out of the gutter of being a fearmongerer and focus on being a winner. |
| You guys been saying that for months now, how come I'm up 46%? |
| https://preview.redd.it/kwrj91tpqi7h1.png?width=2880&format=png&auto=webp&s=cabc7cf16742061108425672de0ecf8ad8b17873\n\nam I using margin loans correctly? \n |
| Don’t have to be an insider to know Trump was going to pump the market one way or another for his birthday. His friends weren’t gonna let the market open blood red on Sunday. I wish I would’ve had the balls this guy has. I bought one 7435 and turned it into 4300 bucks on Sunday night. |
| SPCX will be the first 10T company. It will have only a few billion in revenue and no profits |
| They are the cost leader in space payload and have a constellation of thousands of satellites. Kind of wild to think about |
| so we're pricing a company that \_does\_ make 760B the same as one that \_could\_ 😄\n\njust admit it dude none of this shit makes any sense |
| All companies are making record earnings every quarter \n\nAlmost every metric is showing steady stellar growth \n\nIncreasing customer base, monetisation of AI etc. \nI'm quite confident but you can't argue with the market and the Stock price for all four has become disconnected from the fundimentals. \n\n |
| It will be in everyone’s 401k next year… it’s not going anywhere |
| Seriously. Buffet said he'd never buy Tesla. But he'd never bet against EM either. You have to choose your battles. |
| Imagine being one of those buttcoin people, keeping money in dying crypto and missing the AI/space train completely |
| Idk how stuff like this doesn’t ruin y’all’s weekend. I had a couple 6/15s I sold on Friday before the close for a nice profit. If I held them over the weekend they’d have been worth more but I’d have been an anxious mess all weekend. |
| easy |
| Oh boy I just love finance newspapers.\n\n\n\n"The move suggests investors are betting SpaceX can keep expanding Starlink, win more government work and eventually build new revenue streams." |
| HOLY FUCKING SHIT\n\nanyone else already making crazy gains on SPCX\n\n |
| I'm so glad we have a very \*general\* document being signed |
| spcx ipo reminds me of that stupid vcx ipo which mooned due to low liquidity and insider lockout |
| That damn sink always outside smh |
| do you not remembee elon dumping tsla shares and what it dod to da price. |
| I can see it pumped to 4t mc before dilutions start happening. No one is gonna try to short spcx after what happened with tesla/gme. |
| exactly. and not every rocket fires correctly. one could blow up 10 ft off the ground. |
| lol the rich arent going to mars, they want to send the poors |
| What is even going on |
| Yeah well I sell buy PS5 in 2022 beat that |
| time for Covered Puts with an OTM call to hedge |
| it sounds like satire but is not..given the timeline that we're in |
| I used to trade like this on the Grand Exchange in Varrock, and later in Prifddinas. |
| I’ve never seen a trillion dollar meme stock, but I have seen a meme stock a few times in my life. This one is just starting. Maybe loses momentum around $300 but that’s my PT short term. \n\nA few months from now it’ll probably be back under $100 |
| I don’t think gonna go down for a few months |
| Never heard of them |
| You're gonna love it. Congratulations. |
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| SpaceX is the 4th largest company in existence. Let that fully sink in |
| You are correct, you can utilize safe harbor. Safe thing to do is to calculate the amount you should be paying in taxes next year and put it in MMF to reap some interest. Also, any penalty is based on last year's tax amount as well, not the amount that you owe. I had a similar situation before, though it wasn't from degenerate gambling, but from a large sell-off I did. |
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| You just need to short it more |
| they still do |
| Beautifully put. \n\nCould not have articulated my musk-related investing philosophy better. |
| How long before Israel fuks bul? |
| What was the strike/expiration you went with? |
| I was told I was gonna lose 50% instantly and be bagholding while insiders dumped. Chat, was WSB wrong? |
| Also please ask other designated adults if you can go peepee poopoo |
| Please, the dump going to be epic |
| I am super genius, I buy stock, stock only goes up |
| It’s a bell curve of retardation. The truly retarded either nail a hundred-bagger or line up behind Wendy’s with freshly moistened lips.\n\nIt is your pride that hinders you. |
| That would be nice |
| It’s just SPCX bots from here |
| There’s a “deal” but no one has signed yet.. hmm.. I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume we don’t make it till Friday and Iran launches more missiles or drones before then. |
| This is the reason why spcx keep going up, when elon succeeded landing on the moon or mars, it will be all about territorial rights. The rich dont need money they need space for their new homes and that’s why rich wont sell spcx |
| 10 trillion could be possible |
| 🌽 looks ready to fall off a cliff |
| 🍈: Wut's better than a trillionaire? TWO trillionaire LMAO 🤌 |
| Thank you |
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| Calls just had a print today that was more amplified than any print i think ive seen puts have since i started trading. And this happened as we thretened the french with tarifs.\n\n> Son ther no such thing as ber anymore. We swim in money now |
| You do realize that SpaceX is going to be included in the NASDAQ-100 everyone is going to try to buy in before then lol. That’s money that’s as close to guaranteed money as you can get, if the S&P 500 folded SpaceX would have been on Mars by now |
| spcx will hit 300 by Thursday |
| Depends on the next prez |
| Not sure |
| This is pretty regarded ngl. Shorting on day two? LMAO. |
| it will be heavily shorted sooner as 200 bucks is unrealistisch and people will take profits |
| At this rate SPCX will have a bigger market cap than AMZN by open |
| lmfao spacex will soon to reach 5.5 trillion market cap with a share price of 420.63 |
| Profits? Who needs them? |
| Remember when bears thought |
| Let’s buy some July call options together, bro. |
| Damn I put a banbet for SPCX 225 3d but that shit looks like it wants to hit it tmrw lol |
| This is the way. |
| bro whats your next move |
| Smci is a server rack company with a shady accounting department |
| I agree. Not just because of thermodynamics either, but it’s that any data center floating in space cannot be quickly protected by any adversaries from Earth. \n\nOf course we WILL eventually have data centers in space. That’s when we colonize another planet so that’s like 100 years from now.\n\nRumor: the starship rocket basically goes into space and it ejects the starlink satellites (high-speed cargo delivery). It can do it in reverse as well. Starship could go to a satellite and swallow it up and then take it back to Earth for inspection. The US govt calls it “on-orbit operations”. |
| Elon is going to say something like "we have a space data center prototype concept nearing development drawings" and it will double from here. |
| The richest lady in australia threw down a billion on it lmao |
| Buying puts right here 🙋♂️ |
| Can’t believe getting SPCX allocated during IPO is my best trade of the year |
| I submit a JIRA whenever I need a lobotomite from the other side of the world to fuck up my problem some more while I sleep. |
| What one will sink ? |
| are you a literal retard? |
| I too can use chatgpt to draw me a graph. |
| He doesn’t want to go to mars. He’ll stay here and be hit by a meteorite like a dinosaur 🦖 |
| $25 for a decent meal is cheap. You must be even more poor than me. |
| You should be short SLS instead |
| >!your mom!< |
| There's some eggs in there too, I reckon |
| Any good reason for SPY to be red ever again for the rest of our lives?\n\nNo? Okay cool. |
| I love MU as well. Not near as much as you do as I have taken some profits. |
| I just market ordered 11k usd its not filling lol |
| Elon making second richest person in the world money every trading day now |
| do limit for AH |
| No you are for not understanding how the market works. You don't short stock that has insane levels of hype. |
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| Why would you ever ever ever short something immediately after IPO? Insiders are not allowed to sell for a while… the stock will go above 200 before it’s ever shortable |
| For real. Does he not remember when Gates had short positions on Tesla? Bro couldn't even learn from that regard\n\nOp, my brotha in Christ, you're the clown lmao |
| Low vibes though |
| I feel bad.. mom got a homemade Mother’s Day card on her special day, bc times were tight. \n\nGetting dad a brand new Corvette for Father’s Day \n\nWelp, better luck next year, mom! 🤣🤣 |
| Genuinely curious what’s market open going to look like pump and dump?? |
| Feels like calls on SPCX can’t go too wrong 🤔 |
| You realize Elon is going to say something like "we have a space data center prototype concept" and it will double from here. |
| Fuck Elon |
| This but real |
| Pay attention to the available shares float. The remainder of SpaceX's (SPCX) share float will become available to the public market when its standard lock-up period expires. \n**Standard Timelines:** Typical lock-up agreements for major IPOs restrict insider selling for an initial period of 90 to 180 days after the listing. \nOnce this lock-up period expires, bank syndicate members, existing investors, and early employees will all be free to sell their shares simultaneously. This event can introduce significant additional supply into the market and You can try shorting. |
| shorting it at $171 and now sitting at -$40k with 200% margin requirement bro is so cooked lmaooo |
| My spacex market order isnt even filling rn lol |
| Two of these companies will soar, 1 will be flat, one is going to sink |
| Ive got a large position too, saw it run to $70 before crashing down hard. Im just goign to ride this out for a while. |
| yeah another 20% maybe |
| Ok you think they have any money on mars? Because just fiering rockets don't give you great earnings. |
| RIP ur $ |
| I’m saying he did the opposite. We all knew he would |
| The USD to JPY is ATH now. They def want to reverse part of that... |
| Every trader pays tuition eventually; the key is learning before paying twice |
| Elon probably worth 2T before q2 earnings of spcx |
| A lot of us are pumping so puts are cheaper |
| QQQ calls! |
| Yeah, but SpaceX is being traded on its *potential* revenue. Just think, it could make even more money in the future, maybe even $760B. |
| I’m celebrating with Wendy’s |
| Spcx 250 tomorrow. Many people did short selling today and many people will buy puts tomorrow. \n\n |
| Exactly. Regardless of what you think you just don’t short the most successful business man who has ever lived. |
| need a lotta tank for that one |
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| Then moon to 250 before 300 on Friday. Then 400 on the short squeeze. And then 500 on the “good time to buy tweet” then 499 on full war back on with Iran, then 600 on new peace deal. |
| Pelosi tend to hold for long term and did she made that much in a year+ ? |
| Aiming too high. Go for $250 to print\n\nI have zero bags in it, but play the math\n\n |
| SPCX puts open tomorrow? |
| And it loses money 😃 |
| This subreddit is crazy....\n\nEveryone saying it will tank\n\n\n\nGuy buys shorts..\n\n\nEveryone dogs him....\n\n\nLol it's crazy |
| Gonna listen to the boomer tard buffet who has missed out massive gains? |
| yes, the same ppl who said it would tank after IPO. it will tank after it gets to 400-600 or something |
| “Rugging” 🤡 |
| SpaceX is literally going to Mars |
| SPCX actually looks like it is going to 200 in AH damn |
| shorted too early. im waiting until at least 1st quarter earnings when more shares become unrestricted. it's 4-5% float right now, which means regards can pump easily with their capital. |
| Bers 😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵🤡🤡🤡 |
| Never bet against daddy ElMu and his regarded ways and ventures. Either get on board or get out the way. |
| Not too late. I just did. \n\nIt will keep going up till insiders are allowed to dump. |
| What’s for dinner? |
| The dip you speak of…..was it that $10 drop? |
| https://preview.redd.it/vybefqvtpi7h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e66e2c45da54b5e4d2d72b9ad2e862f383094bfd |
| That’s cause he’s outside not chained to a desk like the rest of us. |
| Yes it is, but so are you. Betting that the hype will wear off this early on a company that has built its entire reputation on hype is monumentally regarded. |
| Elon 2 trillionaire soon |
| Pls let it dip i need it |
| I see alot of people full porting space x. Looks like its going to tank tommorow. |
| Gotta think there will be a lot of demand for protective puts on some spcx positions, wonder how expensive the IV is going to be. Probably $$$$ |
| 🐻 |
| we're living in elon's world now |
| You ever hate watch your old company on LinkedIn? |
| Bought some stuff today. Prolly buy more stuff tomorrow. Those chips on dips were tasty, so I double dipped. |
| Criminal Intent |
| Ya may have to cut or roll these depending on how tomorrow goes |
| thats an aqua metals or kulr battery? |
| Yep |
| Massive regret not full porting yesterday |
| Puts |
| When the orange tumor dies he's toast |
| I'm full ported into SPCX Shares since launch for Options release.\n\nNo turning back now.\n\nPortfolio up 45% in a week due to shares is just nuts.\n\nI imagine we are going to hit $250 before any real pullback and that it'll happen before July |
| Down 10% up 10% loses money |
| Spcx 250 easily tomorrow |
| SQQQ |
| can we start permabanning all these ai meme slop [POSTS](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1u6ugt7/deal_or_no_deal/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)?\n\nsub needs to go back to only allowing YOLOs and gain/loss porn |
| No, owning multiple businesses does. Not sure I'm a contrarian if I'm paying adobe 18k a year in subscriptions. I understand the reason for locking people into annual contracts, because no legislation prevents them from doing so yet, but they'll bleed users this way. \n\nMy video editors already have jumped ship to Resolve and I'm eying figma for graphic design if it can keep us off more creative Cloud seats. \n\nIt's not emotional, it's just business. I don't give a fuck either way. |
| NOOOO my friday!!!! |
| And then dropping to $69. |
| Mcap this early is meaningless because with all the shares out it’s really at like 120 Billion mcap |
| Spcx options seem like the move, wonder how retarded IV is going to be |
| Hows my meta 600 calls looking |
| Priced in |
| I miss so many plays because I'm not dumb enough anymore. I need a brain wipe. |
| I know this is WSB but you should just post those taxes now. That 3% for 8 months isn’t going to be any meaningful amount of gain. |
| Yeah 0.25% hike is priced in. Need to see if they give any hawkish commentary with that or if its largely routine. |
| I’m hearing we have a *very general* ceasefire |
| Not before my ESPP plan ends, no please keep dropping then pump |
| It’s gonna go crazy in the next week. I think you’ll be fine, but definitely better to be expiring next Friday instead of this Thursday (because of the holiday) |
| I meant when people said don’t buy, y’all should’ve bought |
| I have large RVI position, obviously worked out okay today but they bought SPCX IPO? Seems like a terrible idea considering slowly selling out of it now |
| You didn't buy INTC when the POTUS told you too, did ya?\n\n |
| Im already here bro |
| They mentioning how he bought Nvidia a week before he meets with them for a deal…. \n\nSame with Intel, buddy good at predicting the market |
| Spacex already up 45% in 2 days. Is this going to 5 trillion market cap? |
| I got 20 ipo and bought Friday at 165. |
| Gonna double down on my 220 nvda calls at open. They’re for 7/10 so fuck it, balls to the wall |
| Stonks |
| you could full port on sandisk which is hitting 2T market cap |
| See the thing is if you lose on any kind of ber play youre just put in the grave. No one cares. If you continuiously lose on bollish plays then everyone will get mad with you. If my new bollish approach causes the first pullback in 30 years, so be it. Ill be the matyre |
| That one guy who lost 100k today \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7nlst82fpi7h1.jpeg?width=1226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d3712e4055273dc46182ecf53e5c847ffb77a11\n\n |
| Is the rage about FIGMA done? |
| Holy shit MUU over a $1000 per share. Never seen such an expensive leveraged etf. Nuts |
| lol I own 30 shares of spacex feel like retail fomo and forced passive buying prior to nasdaq 100 inclusion is going to keep this party going for a minute thinking about going full port |
| The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. |
| You just watched Tesla have an insane valuation entirely disconnected from the value of the business for years and thought Musk wouldn’t do the same thing for SpaceX? |
| Its already 200 so maybe 250c |
| $1000 |
| basically elon has 2.5 years until admin change to prove $spcx and $tsla are worth investing else i can see him going poor like in 2008 |
| Maybe it can try again tomorrow LOL |
| Figma, Adobe, Meta, MSFT.\n\nAll companies with good fundimentals but very cheap right now |
| and hes taking it back private once it hits 420 |
| OP snorts crushed up crayons. \n\n—the least believable thing about that claim is the assumption OP could figure out how to crush the crayons up |
| Uh - yeah… you should pull it out then… |
| People have been saying that about Tesla for years. The problem is your trying to apply reason and PE ratio to a Musk owned company. It’s held up by memes and hype, but betting on when that runs out is risky.\n\nMassively overvalued, but hard to say when it actually drops significantly. |
| i cant see elon letting this fail right . any idea on price target ? |
| He pumps the trade after already having invested in it. Sure the little guy might profit a bit as well, but it’s nothing in comparison to him. |
| 1st off congrats\n\n2nd you wont stop. \n\n3rd- see you in a month when you post a porn loss.\n\n4th- i hope im wrong. if you really want to degen use that money and go degen into SMH shares. same rush but at least you can sell options on it. |
| SpaceX to the moon |
| Dont know what to do now, too LITTLE gambling here, its either sports betting for months and making 800 quid or lose 150k on spaceX, any other great ideas????\n\n |
| BOJ is for sure raising the rate. But considering Japan just had a blast day of stock market. This is insane |
| lol SPCX 200c expiry for Friday gonna be hammered like a mfer |
| Why does a sausage look like a penis? |
| Bro at least wait till the index inclusion |
| I sold MSFT weeklies and bought monthlies. |
| The stock has already priced in roughly 20 years of flawless execution |
| Damn nga u retarded |
| Failed ath breakout today is annoying af. |
| Instructions unclear, sending ASTS to wrong orbit |
| Try for over $5.1 mlllion. |
| 90% of port went to SPCX today. 10% to SPCX options tomorrow. |
| 200 percent maintenance ratio LOLOL\n\nshorted before options active LOLOL\n\nshorted before lockup expires LOLOL\n\nshorted at the top FIRST day but actually the bottom on SECOND day LOLOL\n\ndumbest trade of the year award goes to this guy |
| I’m about to full port into like $300 SPCX calls tomorrow. Dated end of week. |
| Plants crave Brawndo. |
| Someone explajn to me how water and flour is worth 25 dollars at an Italian restaurant |
| No guts, no glory. Let me know if you actually take the leap! 😜 |
| Whos buying call spcx with me |
| One surender away from happening |
| You first |
| Yeah, shake that bear |
| I wish I knew how to quit MU.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/4rd6cgk2pi7h1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=765a0f9a0df393b811c9087328a79bb52f6e43ce |
| Lol \n\nWould be followed by a -21% day the next day. \n\nShits crazy |
| Exactly. It’s “the devil you know” kinda choice. |
| Your problem was trusting 🥭 in the first place |
| it's going to 200 in 30 mins and will open around 210-220 |
| Dude couldn’t wait till tomorrow for options to be enabled then buy long puts. |
| Prepare to be force fed fox nation |
| !remind me 2d |
| There is a 2x ETF that started today. SPCH |
| Negative shares? 😭 |
| That's what entire reddit said ,but i bought about 12 shares at IPO price ...i think we should do the opposite of what reddit says |
| ⬆️\nI'm\nwith\nstupid |
| No, he understands his words will materially affect the market. Simply buy call options on stocks you’re going to pump, then exercise the options after you tweet about them. It’s market manipulation as per the SEC’s own definition. |
| we should all move to north korea |
| # 🎵I got this feeling, inside my balls🎵 |
| Politicians should not be able to buy new stocks(while in office) except things like index funds, literally all of them make bank off of insider trading. Doesnt matter their politics, they all do it. |
| I understand the frustration of not being able to handle green dildo candles at this frequency. There is nothing that says a crash is coming, at worst consolidation. |
| We will see |
| gotta hold your nose and buy. or sell puts |
| 9.56% with my sales. |
| Im actually quite good at this now but the last bug to fix in my approach is this idea that a "pullback is due"\n\n> if i played for my gains back on naked calls like i do on puts and spreads id be rich as fuck. Next time im losing on a call ill just lean for a more bollish follow up |
| Spcx . Please little dip. I wanna full port |
| You aren’t pricing in hype and corruption to your strategy |
| Badly run business vs the world’s best |
| I have zero interest in eloncoin but i WILL be full porting anthropic |
| Why not wait for the options market and puts? So many options, definitely chose the worst one |
| It is actually does worse cause it opens you to unlimited upside loss. Let's say you put $100 short on TQQQ and $100 short on SQQQ:\n\n1. Scenario 1: QQQ rockets 200% over 1-12months. The SQQQ you're shorting can only theoretically only go to $0. Great you earned close to $100. However the maximum you can ever gain shoring SQQQ is $100. The TQQQ you're shorting? QQQ up 200% x 3 leverage = ~600%. Using the 3x only magnifies your losses.\n\n2. Scenario 2: QQQ plummets to near 0 over a year. Great! Your TQQQ basically goes to 0. You earn close to $100. However now your SQQQ is the one up up 600%. So you'd be fucked.\n\nCrayon eater doesn't realize that shorting can only go down 100% but upside is INFINITE. That's why the short TQQQ/SQQQ is some shit you'd come up with if you're fucking high or mentally stunted. \n\nIf it was some easy play then the quants/hedgies/makers would have already milked it out. The TQQQ/SQQQ thing is such super glue eater tier retardation that it infects others. |
| It’s going to be a buy/sell stock until the real money can leave. I still don’t see this ever going below ipo just because the hype and musk. You can’t take evaluations serious at this point with all the hype surrounding it. I think people playing short term call/puts on this stock is regarded |
| Saw several comments about corn after hours. Shit's down like $500. Shut up |
| You gonna learn today |
| we are living in "it is what is" times and you having cancer will not change that |
| As expected corn rugging the idiots who bought on the pump today despite flat futures. \n\n Saylor losses will keep growing with each purchase |
| Do I pull out a 2nd mortgage to gamble with? |
| https://preview.redd.it/nsx0ao1noi7h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08f594c6371269f601098fcbc2f307d8f176a0c7\n\n |
| How cooked are my intc 137c weeklies 😅 |
| Any chance spcx doesn't open above $200 tomorrow. Think it's all but guaranteed |
| I cannot WAIT to see a) open interest and b) the spread. |
| They are so fun to play with |
| And in a single day and night of gains\n\nThe city of Berlantis was lost to the V |
| My sell is set to that price so please reach overnight |
| \*All the gains gone in a week\*\n\nI dont mean stocks. I just been on a vacation and been dirty with zero workouts |
| lol BTC getting shot up AH. rip |
| There has never been a better time to be a low IQ retard on this planet. |
| Spacex 250c tmr or you hate money |
| Peacefire going well just like trade talks, explosions in the strait are just lovetaps. All ships gonna sail through easily per emperor |
| 756 XSPc 6/16 |
| This was a wierd rally based more on QQQ being oversold rather than the market actually being positive about the crisis. IWM, RSP and Euro stocks gave back most of the gains through the day. BOJ will decide the outcome atleast for tomorrow. |
| When is it coming? |
| Convince me not to full port spaceX |
| on Friday , I thought I could buy SpaceX around 150 on Monday. but retail fucking smashed the buy button on this shit |
| Boy do I feel like a retard day trading some shitty penny stock. Lost $800 smh |
| It's about the absurd frequency and suspect timing, not only the amounts, which are also absurdly suspect. Lmfao. |
| i wasnt arrested! they just dropped me off at another gas station |
| Are you actually this dumb? |
| Yes and no based on nothing |
| You should have waited until options become available, and then get put LEAPS. |
| Short positions on futures\n\nFarewell bear |
| Spacex not gonna dip |
| You’re toast |
| Making money or not, space x valuation is the most idiotic thing I’ve ever seen and Elon is now the greatest scam artist in history by 1000x. Holy fuck civilization is cooked. God give me cancer now ffs. |
| I was told to wait to buy SpaceX as it was going to stabilize in the low $100s but keeps going up. Should I wait, or won’t drop? |
| I dislike first names that are also titles: e.g. Major, Judge. |
| Its so funny the spacex botfarm is legit only from monday to Friday. Iykyk |
| https://preview.redd.it/ib6cm3eioi7h1.jpeg?width=1402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b136f57f6241ac37456c1b306be5dd845a86a0cb |
| Insiders can’t sell yet and most brokerages have restrictions/penalties if you sell within x days of receiving your allocation. Just wait 30 days you regard |
| exactly, spacex will crash when elon doesnt care about being a trillionaire anymore |
| Id bust 😩 |
| Why would you do this |
| Possible 😂😂. We absolutely know he’s doing insider trading |
| It will get there tomorrow what’s the rush? |
| nice |
| Nebius is only 60b wow |
| I just need a run for Reddit screenshots 👍 |
| That's gonna be a serious butt fucking |
| No because this sounds cooler |
| Being the wealthiest POTUS, might have something to do with that.\n\nNow as a percentage of wealth, and the ROI, he doesn't even break the Top 20 compared to Congress over the same time period. |
| Did you average up? Or did you buy all in one shot? |
| That is true lol. |
| Shorting spcx is like shorting Tesla but leveraged lmao |
| mu is awesome but why wont it get to 1100 so I can make more money 😞 |
| Even my dumb ass knows not to short spcx before index funds are forced to buy. Thats gonna be a big pop no matter what. |
| everything gonna be red tomm besides space x calls |
| AND THE FAMILY DID NOT PARTICIPATE IN TRADES TRUST US BRO |
| > MU\n\nThis is a strong plan. |
| SPY and QQQ puts on open |
| I made $33 today |
| Ah\n\nThanks man |
| okay gramps it's time for bed |
| OK so who's going in big on spacex calls tmr |
| man i slept on spacex today. wouldve been a legendary 1 day full port manuever |
| Yessssssss |
| They get bigger over time. |
| Dilution vs debt |
| This has the potential to go soooooo bad lol |
| Pump it to 420 |
| Spcx options opening tomorrow |
| A scam company vs one of the best run businesses in the world lol |
| 7 month acc. Private comments. lol it’s dumping tomorrow. |
| Not if BoJ comes up with a surprise |
| i have a weird feeling |
| Yo thats funny asf actually nice 😂 |
| For sure, first dip im buying calls |
| What if MSFT had a 20%+ day like SPCX |
| I met a permabear today at the gas station. He seemed really worked up. I gave him $3 so he could get some gas in his tank and make it to the plasma bank to donate blood. Cool guy. His plan is to save up so he can “load more puts” because “eventually the scam will dump”\n\nAnyways he got arrested for loitering. |
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| 🦧 |
| And by pullback i mean, like a real, substained pullback. We havent had one since the housing shit back in the early 2000's. Even covids "dip" wasnt really a pullback - everyone had more money after covid.\n\n> We wont get one. But i havent given a shit about my debts anyway, so its a win win for me. By the time im sued for my loans/credit cards, my job will be paying 300k+ a month. So who gives a shit? Calls calls calls. Long dated. They always win. Nothing is more sure than that my friends. All my ber friends are ded. And im now a raging fucking bol for inflation. Lets get it. Gonna go take another loan even though i dont need it, why not? Im short on the value of debt now. |
| !banbet HPE 60$ 2d |
| So today I learned a double hedge does fuck all? |
| 197.75 currently |
| You are gambling on a meme stock....something is regarded. |
| I bought another share at 182, straight up since then. |
| Was going to wait for pull back before adding to my ipo position but at this rate… |
| Are retards lgbqtia+? |
| It wasn't criticism by any means... it was a could definitely be a good move (but no way to know for sure so have to take the leap of faith) 😄 |
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| MUU MUU and Sandick 🤑 |
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| I think i'm going to play blackjack with my last $10 and i will buy dinner with the profit |
| isnt that the best!?!?!?!?!? |
| Well, this definitely deserved its own topic. |
| "possible"\n\nLol |
| The futures for it yeah. And you would still have to say allegedly when they both hit the meme numbers at the same time |
| shit me too. idk why i sold when i had some earlier . just didnt know what to expect from it |
| FAKE NEWS!! Many people are saying 😤 |
| ok but this time im not starting the day off with puts |
| I want my fake money back!!!!!! |
| We all love making money off retard hype shit, but the musk fanboys gloating over their shares as ‘generational wealth’ is just so weird |
| SVU? |
| Wednesday is FOMC. Market most likely flat tomorrow. |
| 75 within 3 months |
| Why would you listen to wsb, cardinal rule is to always inverse wsb advice |
| Yes. Over a short term. |
| I maxed out crash and the spaceship didn’t even leave the landing pad. |
| He doesn't always talk about it, and it would still be insider trading if he places the trade before talking about it. |
| Is $2.5 trillion supposed to mean anything? Before we know it, we'll have $20 trillion companies like it's nothing. |
| Use E\*Trade bro .. can buy and sell this shit all day |
| bro, i just started the T a couple weeks ago... settle down |
| This is remarkably different than any other president and his position is remarkably different than any other politician. This is not normal. |
| The word "possible" doing a lot of heavy lifting here. |
| https://preview.redd.it/t69mxotzni7h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6267d05ce891e1746db7d4aaa25ff2f07bf904e\n\n |
| Yeah I think you shouldnt be here |
| Go on |
| Little guy trading |
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| Everything in my being told me this company was overvalued and you'd be an idiot to invest in. So I got every IPO share fidelity would let me have. Because that's how the stock market works. |
| Let’s do today, again🙏 |
| Ah mb |
| https://preview.redd.it/swcac1kwni7h1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbc4dd09e25b6922e09d0ba241a405ee03791802\n\nReal |
| No, I sold my vix last week |
| Same but buying 250c tmr |
| What’s up with black people and eggs 🥚? Keep hearing about it |
| They are going to keep SPCX from really dropping until the other big IPOs are out. Waste your money fueling it with puts accordingly. |
| im a bull, i got banned for buying calls |
| Initial hype yes but then retrenchment month 2-3 I would bet. Particularly if this hyper growth continues. Not sustainable… |
| That’s generous |
| SPCX not yet world's most valuable company?\n\nLame |
| You're shorting right out of the gate? Bruh. |
| Because SMCI don’t get the benefit of the doubt given their history |
| I'm up $13K today \n\nEvery day will be like this right? |
| Literally nothing will happen to him |