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Gambling with LFVN
Bears used to be cool, they research the market sentiment and try to time it with puts. Now they are just noises.
That recovery on LUNR is crazy lol
Major gap down
Thank you for your sacrifice\n\n8% tomorrow, mark it
Went 75% into Nvidia 220 calls for june 18th lets see how it goes
hoping for it. bought calls when it dipped. sell later in the week and pocket that nice profit
Calls I guess idk
You were so right!!
Nah bro I am rich in the things of the spirit
Is there a play here on Lunr?
lol
War and rate cuts\n\nPeace and rate cuts\n\nEither way, its rate cuts
Sundress season\n\nThat is all
one day you're young and fun and the next it rains and you say "we really needed this"
If you didn’t buy FUTU calls after it was down 40% Friday then I don’t know what to tell you
EOW: MU 1000 and SNDK 1700
What
\- What does [that monstrosity cost?](https://frinkiac.com/img/S02E15/1240781.jpg)\n\n\- Luigi, what's the sticker price?... $640,000?! This monstrosity costs $640,000??? Mama mia! What have I done?! I'm-a ruined!
I got mine from YouTube
So, uh, 🥭 is going to camp David with the fab cab when Iran negotiations are supposed to come to a head. Apparently there is a decked out nuclear shelter there. That seems fine and totally normal \n\nIran keeps on saying, “we’re ready to vertically escalate if you hit us again.”\n\nCalls ig
you betcha 🤝
Everything you just said made everyone that read it a little gheyer
your screenshot only shows the price of the ticker while you claim you put away 2 million in the caption of the post. yea im super mad bro, fucking regard
The Ioniq 5 is a pleasant exception
When I hold they make sure it stays underwater until expiry. Then they pump it immediately after my options expire.  🤣
NYC isn’t hot enough in the summer. \n\nI approve.
The Asian market might help us out with that one tbh
half the parking lot is empty. company branded products blowing around every which a way.
Greed can be creative, too. Thankfully for OP he had it in the first place or else he'd sold ages ago.
Use the remaining $113k and buy calls
Greatest god damn red day ever
Bears waiting for the 10% dip after a 30%+ run just to not buy it again. Mental illness
Ok I bought ty
I don’t trust the name change
Sold half my MU today, this is getting ridiculous. 200% gain realized. The rest is fun money.\n\nAnother +20% tomorrow because I sold
that’s every other stock that doesn’t produce semiconductors rn
Let’s get back to $250k homie
Then you have salman, putin, erdogan and shit.
I invest in modular nuclear reactors and hydrogen gas.
You know when we're in a bubble when my mom's friend brags about her MU gains, and the stock moves up another 20%
No dip only rip
EV mandates are killing Europe automative manufacturing.\n\nUnelected EU bureaucrats and their woke agenda… So detrimental to economics and all legacy companies/brands are going down\n
Where do you get all this upto date news. I’m a new regard
Yooo thanks !
Damn you Canadians!
Remember when AMD used to literally destroy money
People call me regarded as well
Smol pp interstellar!
Same! Honestly need the prez to say something insane tonight so it can tank lmao 😂
If MSFT keeps dropping market cap, they have a great opportunity to prank the market by saying “we’re cutting most of our CapEx going forward…this whole AI thing really just isn’t very profitable, turns out”. It would be like throwing a grenade in the middle of this crazy semiconductor rally.\n\nYeah it would trash their stock too, but it’s already happening in slow motion anyway. Classic troll move, totally worth it.
I’m up 400% on shares. Someone in my MBA recommended it last August
After-Hours Earnings Move\n\n| Box | $BOX | -3.9% | \n| Digital Turbine | $APPS | +18.0% | \n| Modine | $MOD | -0.2% | \n| Semtech | $SMTC | +1.7% | \n| Zscaler | $ZS | -17.3% |
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You can’t cry at the casino if you are already self-excluded 👉🤔
Just hold
They just did.
It's still a ways away
😉
Lets
Personal loan
You forgot Netflix
Knorr pot is GOAT also Better Than Bouillon Ham flavor
Lol nerd
There is always someone richer than you unless you are Elon.
Watch lunr and ASTS rip up 10 bucks tomorrow lol
🫡
Holding 752c for tomorrow and Thursday, may it open +1% and close -1% 😁
Thank you for your service
My nvts calls are up 460% and shares are up 160%. Idk where the exit strategy is at
Zs lmao
Think about it this way, pick up 3 or 4 taycans and make your money back when your PPFed Sonderwunsch GT3RS arrives and every car dealer will be begging you with a blank check
I believe the mistakes are the color and the wheels, they could have gone red or at least matte dark grey. And with decent wheels, those looks like Tesla’s
Didn't catch that, but writing is on the wall for MU lol\n\nConservatively $1500 eoy
Someone on here will buy the generational MU top
funding the porsche. but idk tho.
Oh no
Spy 755 tomorrow you seen it here first
No I need a switch 2
You smart Friday gap gonna get filled faster then people think.
Maturity is when you see the insane 100%+IV on options and decide to go with shares instead.
Am I a banned bitch?
Got an article? If true, depressing but we'll all be in the cloud in ten years time so I guess it's fine
What did you do to lose 14k in mrvl?
Nice work!
AXTI is dead!!!!!!!!!!!! THE RUN IS OVER!!!!! WEVE REACHED THE TOP FOR THEM TIME TO DIE
Having micron calls today was so euphoric why can’t everyday be like that
you belong here
Oh ok I see, thank you
How the virginity of Branson can affect our beloved LUNR?
Hopefully it goes to 20 tomorrow. I would add heavily ahead of the SPCX IPO. Very small chance of that happening though
SOXL or DRAM tomorrow?
AI’s gay
MUUN!!!
Delusional retards with more money than sense probably
MU 700c in april was only 2k and that’s what I paper handed. I’m not mad or anything, at the time I was doing what I thought was the right move. Nice to know I was right tho
If this was the real flag, murica would have clapped Iran in 3 days flat.
My own paper hands are my worst enemy
With the amount of people AI has laid off there will be plenty to take their place
SPY 7000 incoming. SPX 70 000.
Imagine being a wage slave and not gambling on the AI market that will eventually take your job, lmao. Just LMAO.
surely after the circuit breaker?
someone did this with Paypal months ago and of course the price of paypal dipped like an mf
If MU could make a pit stop at 800 before cracking 1k i'd really appreciate it
The question is not if I should fully port into MU, the question is where do I get more cash to pour into MU?
how do you lose $$$ in a stonk that's gone literal straight tf up. MRVL
Then you don't qualify as a bear truly
If you knew someone that is almost enough to go out on a date with!
So dram etf goes up on nights thanks to Korea and goes up days on micron. Is a printing money machina that etf.
my portfolio looks exactly the same but 70k to 0. \nthat means im gonna win big soon so i put in more money and am gonna make a mil… right? thats how that works…
i'll be buying tomorrow at $145
Uh, down. It doesn't matter who the President is, I seriously doubt them dying does anything but tank the US markets.
Ber?
RemindMe! 3 months
I expect people to start hyping up take two when marketing rolls out. Just because some streamer “leaked” a best buy preorder promotion date, stock went up 10%, I can’t imagine when rockstar starts putting GTA 6 ads on helicopters on miami or god knows what. I don’t expect more than 30% profit tho.
Are you mad you didn’t win like or better than I did? 🥴
Congrats man. Maybe post a dd for the rest of us too sometime
Don’t place covered calls on stocks you don’t want to lose. You often miss the upside for seeking quick gains. \n\nCovered calls are good only when you acquired atleast 100 shares of a company you no longer believe in. So, you just wanna let it go with a profit. I did so for Gamestop. It’s a shitty company, and I was able to place multiple covered calls and eventually I got assigned and got rid of the shares.
Lmao
It has bad box
Asia will sell and burn their MU making a dip, i can feel it in my nuggets
Got some firepower and gonna get into some real degen action tomorrow. Maybe lose all today’s gains. Don’t care. Can’t wait.
I bought shares but sold them with the first fake dump🫡
SpaceSex with new govt contract
How the fk is AMD at $500? lol
MU TO THE MOON!
I'm out too today. No more without significant pull back for me. RAM company $25 not long ago. Ridiculous
👍
Of course SMCI pumps after I sold. Same thing happened with AAPL. They get you down enough to make you fold then inject it with steroids.
holding SPY puts overnight. \n\n \nit will probably open +0.5%
Let’s just say I came in wearing underwear and left free balling
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What would happen if 🥭 fearless leader got removed from office tomorrow would we gap down or up??
Mu stock to 3000$/share by eoy. Maybe crazy but i believe. Would also make otm leaps an infinity money printer.\n\nThis is not financial advice
Not loss, it’s just you are not worthy, consider those are the profit you don’t get chance to make, you greedy ass was jacking those tiny contract premiums all the time, thinking you outsmart the other retards buying your contracts and you can shit on them with time decay lol, well shit happens, anyway it’s not a loss! Cover calls seller are legit poosi 😹
fuck i shoulda took profit on ZS
I sold MUU at $180. My two largest holdings are MSFT and NFLX.
no it is the size, the geometry makes sense when you realize how big it is\n\nand it's not just an electric car, all four wheels has an independent motor with independent steering and dynamic suspension with 1000hp 0-60 in 2.5 seconds for 600k. that's unheard of
If you want me to read all that at least write it yourself.
NVDA will save you
Yall apes better pump my MU calls
We have Ebola now... we can call it the Ebola Bubble
All that tells me is dis and sbux are overvalued.
No because the price doesn't reflect the intelligence of the weak hands
Thank you. Wear a suit next time
I wanted to add to my MU position but it never really pulled back after early April. By now it has almost grown in size to the allocation in my portfolio that wanted to have in the first place. So.. i guess i’ll take it!
Serious question: WTF does the pope know about AI? \n\nShouldn't he focus on getting his clergy to stop molesting kids, instead of the AI boogeyman
Come on, a pc peripheral company mainly for consumers moving into data centers are a bit more relevant.
Today?
my magic 8 balls says "ask again later"
No one wants Intuit anymore. AI can do everything
Yeah, you think I'd have learned my lesson by now...but the premiums are too juicy. It'll eventually settle down, just need to wait it out.\n\nThe moment I decide to sell CCs on $MSFT is when it'll decide to finally rocket to ATHs.
If you want to know what it’s like to be a bear just look up the “coconut maggots” story
Using a public toilet for a number 2? You deserve what you get animal!
Risking $100K to make $300 is just diabolical brother
Covered calls are fine if you have a lot of shares and only sell a few contracts at a time. It’s people running the wheel and get caught with their last down who freak out like this when it happens
Never bet against momentum
Size won’t fix how terrible it looks
DRAM leaps worth it?
I’ve been so busy look at MU, I completely forgot about NFLX. My Leaps are looking cooked
At least I sold at 280 to get into asts
unhinged comment
May your bowels be empty, and your toilet paper holder full 🙌
Omg. You are about to baghold Lunr
especially NFLX price action is nastyyyy 🥲
calls or shares
i aint reading all that. puts on intu
Why box dropping on good earnings.
NVDA has no fabs. Who's going to make NVDA's RAM? Micron?
What the hell were u thinking?
I’ve been trying to find it but that dude who posted last week who had $950 calls on MU was getting grilled. I think he’s an insider.
Friday, looking for a bounce back and probably sell at the open
What’s the next big one? Any tips or insights?
It’s going to 1500 probably by EOY
I'm thinking a combination of quantum news, reg sho list, and short shares being maxed out.
2 of 3 count? Not a meta loser...
god those Taycans are so cheap now on the used market. But you just know that the second you buy one something incredibly expensive will break and Porsche warranty period is about 2 weeks.
So incredibly crazy
Same brother
I'm too much of a pussy to buy anything this inflated 😞 Missing these 15+% gainers hurtzzzz
I can’t even make this shit in 11 lives
https://preview.redd.it/rftjadinjj3h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bbf967275ad0fc3ae470239e88a05460263d894
YES! AND YOURE WELCOME!
WULF and KEEL for data center plays, let's goooo
People are gonna be asking the same question in a year when it's at 2000
I sold AMD to go in on LUNR.
I bought QQQ puts at closed\n\nHow regarded am I?
Physics. Those designs are nearing the most aerodynamic design possible for a passenger car. They are trying to maximize range.
https://preview.redd.it/ygvx3qamjj3h1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=f334a12655493dcb267f5bc756905573a17c3397
I HATE NOW SO FUCKING MUCH
Hope yall bought that EOD dip on MU\n\n$950+ tmrw
I don't think it is the size, it is the fact that it is ugly as fuk and people still aren't sold on electric
Clearly DIS is overvalued af
name checks out
Kudos to ya, amazing
youtube took away the recently uploaded tab.... interesting
Memory and semis. That is all.
Not happening. One of the datacenter got their power supply delayed
LUNR why are you doing this to me? I want to ape into some regarded calls when Elmo IPO send you to the moon again
Maybe he’s smarter than all the bulls and analysts
😢
NEW WAY TO DONATE MY SAVINGS, LFGGGG 🔥 🔥
Yikess
Really happy to see this, thanks for sharing
Loooooool
Even if there is a deal, it won’t be benificial for the US. Classic TACO Tuesday
Datacenters and FAANG companies use [software-defined networking](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Software-defined_networking) for almost everything.\n\nI don't know how much value there is in trying to tell the remaining, smaller customers, _"we have an agent which detects misconfigurations so your own IT staff can't sabotage you any longer"_
You’re joking right.
I just bought for the SPCX IPO. Quite frankly I hate the company - a total pump and dump. But every space stock is pumping heavily ahead of SPCX. It’s a 1-2 week trade, nothing more.
dont afraid to part with a stock youve held for a long time. I let go of my microsoft after 3+ years and immediately outperformed with energy plays
Its woke car
I lost 99% of my $250k port by going for puts again and again because “these prices are unsustainable”. I switched to calls today and doubled the tiny amount I have left
God be with you, love to check back on you tomorrow
Bro is cooking
Regard can't even do this right. I'll save you the trouble: you'll be even poorer 6 months from now.
Virgin galactic!
If $Nebius hits $300 this week, I’ll rename my first born child Dweebius.
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Shorted ASTS each shit nerds
I’m in this too and ngl the RKLB vs RDW valuation gap is the only thing keeping me from selling a single share. \n\nIf SpaceX sucks all the oxygen out of the room, funds are gonna FOMO into “anything space with real revs” and RDW is like the only cheap kid left at the table. \n\nOnly thing that worries me is how crowded this trade gets into the actual IPO date. I’m planning to trim into whatever dumb SPAC‑era candle shows up and then reload if it pukes after.
Ferrari: "Let's go woke!"\n\nNike: "It good idea, follow in our footstep"\n\nFerrari: "But the stock price goes down for you?"\n\nNike: "Yes also you, it's small price to pay for woke"\n\nFerrari and Nike shake hands, smile at each other
I need to stop too. Made a couple grand last week between GOOG and PLTR, but lost 14k in MRVL
I’m gonna buy me a switch 2
Imagine putting all of your money into a digital currency when there’s a generational run in AI related stocks, backed by real earnings
ZS more like ZZZZZS
MU gained $200 billion today. \n\nDIS has a market cap of $180 billion. SBUX $110 billion. \n\n😝
We’ve all been there sport just keep your head up
I sold MU, this is will go to $1000 now
Zs puts be printing wooooooooo
Intuit = boomer stock. No pussy for intuit holders.
🤡
HAVE YOU EVEN SAID THANK YOU TODAY??
Is LUNR worth jumping into again? I sold calls after the spike to collect profit and I’m willing to jump back in
Entrapment
Great I have calls 😎
It was way up, way more than expected
it'll v bro
way to go! how are you going to invest your earnings from the trade?
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GCTS. Bought in a few weeks ago at around $2 pp. it’s now over 3 sitting comfy.
wtf am i checking after hours for my picks are god awful and none of them went 20% today fuck this shit bruh
MU closing sub 900 is kinda disappointing tbh
Feels good knowing that broke people like you will always stay broke, hahahahah
I’m in the 2x long MU ETF ROCKET 🚀🚀🚀 let’s gooooo
So me?
I wouldn't say relatively mild news lol. They didn't win any part of the first phase of LTV. Which by all accounts was supposed to be expected. \n\nI don't see this is a "generational buying opportunity" yet. I expect further downside over the next week or two. Maybe they will be saved by the June conference if they win some other award?\n\nBut most analyst price targets on the stock include notes about how they expect the LTV contract to be awarded to them. So now that they are not part of the contract (yet), I expect analysts over the next week or so will re-rate their price targets (likely lower) and possibly even downgrade the stock from Buy to Overweight, etc... \n\nSo don't listen to this guy and throw away your money yet. Generational buying opportunity opens up once this hits 24-26 range.
NASA
Unless you are cashing out I wouldn't get too zesty if I were you
up 20% completely reasonable
thats actually fantastic because i did the complete opposite and went 100k down to 1k\n\ni hate you btw
I managed to lose money today AMA\n\n👉🤡👈
Ferrari coming out with a half-mil redesigned nissan leaf EV 🚗 for the rich regards is definitely the market top signal 🚨
Imagine making a car so ugly your stock drops 6%, holy shit.
Might hop back into CRSR. Bought calls this morning after seeing that $20k YOLO and sold at the top doubling my initial investment.
Good move
I thought there was a big penalty for withdrawing early?
APPS YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
My condolences to that guy who is taking a fat shit in taco bell rn, without toilet paper 😔
i have held /mesm since 10am and have never been so bored
Advance money duplicator
🫡
Managed to sell the top, feeling great
I did that too but my bags were at 207 😂. Timed 199 twice now. But phew
I think the Priuses now look legitimately nice. I’d love one of them.
That reminds me I need to spend 5 min having your LLM write out a BBB complaint to publish against Intuit.\n\nHorrible company. So bullish?
Remindme! 6 months
Make more money. Get more equity. Care less about 🥭.
No it will never recover
$4m will be like two months of groceries by then
south korea bull 3x leveraged, people on this sub always funding some bullshit 😂😂😂😂 fuckin love this place
Investing in silicone is the boomer move now. All the cool people invest in space.
Well depends on what average joes index funds or 401ks or what boring shit ever their funds go to, but they sure as hell aint posting losses lmao. Stonks only go up me likey and as eur user im deffo not complaining
I saw you reply no and then delete it hands behind your back buddy
What’s a covered call, and why did it lose you money in this case? What would you do differently next time?
Rip in pieces
Even after the run up?
Who needs other stocks when you got MUU, SOXL, and SNXX?
Bought a few shares of zs just in case even though I was skeptical...should've trusted my gut
Major contract miss. Probably. It already went back up a bit
The German car brands are all pivoting to making their standard petrol cars have EV options instead of doing weird parallel EV lines. Which makes sense because the main reason people listed for not buying the likes of the Mercedes EQ cars for example is that they're fucking ugly looking.
Just wait until they flip the script and start penalizing those who use the most tokens 😂
Can someone find the guy who used the term “memory cucks” yesterday? I’m up $17,000 today and I want to see how his port is doing
Ok show me your long positions then 🙂
Nvda, amzn, meta, msft, and aapl are dead money. No movement but down.
imagine using this trash when freetaxusa exists
I’m in
-17 💀💀
Nice. Great deal
pay for your sins, glutton
I think people don't understand how big the Ferrari Luce is, the scale in the picture makes it seem small.\n\nThat thing is huge. I promise you the first drivers test video you guys are going to change your tune. Just go look up the data on the website.
You misspelled $500
The fud is always wrong. We'll see.
NFLX, META, MSFT holders - Lets create a support group for ourselves.....
APPS I LOVE YOU
I am a big E car fan but I just don’t understand why you want to make an E Sportscar? I mean the whole point of it is the beast of an engine with its sound and vibration and all that technical tuning. A electric engine is quite simple. \n\n
Day 1, all in
Virgin galactic, easy rocket
MU $1200 by EOW
Wow these puts are hot, and good dodging that bullet
Made 300% in the last month
Is this a stock purchase or a call scenario
Taking a fat shit in tbell rn . No god damn toilet paper
Imagine investing in Microsoft?
Made 300 bones
lol
What’s a cop idk what you’re talking abou
Can’t even copy paste right. But I’m long P so props ig
Yay
Thank you, it'll pump to 1000 now 🙏
Dont get intu it man
and here i thought covid was the biggest wealth transfer ever.
Market hit all-time high today. Shout out to everybody who hit personal all-time lows.
how does it feel to be 2 dollars richer
Bought more! Huge overreaction
Who's in GRPN?
The Jony Ive Ferrari, or the Apple Car
For real though, mu may genuinely overtake nvidia. That does seem like a bubble.
Is this a LUNR dip? Will it go back up
Camp David accords Iran edition set for tomorrow. He failed in 2019 with the Taliban but he’ll get to emulate Carter tomorrow.
Honestly valid concern
I want to take profit but I can’t I just bought more. “What if I miss out on this” etc etc
Small yacht
So much money to be made
please cash out and enjoy some money🙏 you already know this is a peak so dont watch it fall back down. unless youre going for 10mil. then good luck
Foreal tho. I bought a few an hour before market close but chickened out and sold
Virgin galactic, new rocket before spacex ipo
Maybe i can drop these bags off from 2 years ago
I genuinely don’t understand what’s driving XNDU
not until those companies buy their full 6GW allotment each
Just got a big promotion, I should be happy but I’m just stressed now
This could print. AI on the move and shorts in for a big bet.
People have been saying that all year. And last year
To the MUoon!
Bagholder spotted
A trade I made back in april and paper handed would have been worth 1m today lol
Dumped 100k into mu at 897 sold at a cool 900 ask me anything
Anyone Camping out MU headquarters to see if employees are retiring in mass? If 80% of MU employees sell the stock and quit= its over
Social Security is saved!
Hey
Made $390 today, should have been more but decided to realize some losses.
LLM analyst
Small contract for FLY and now it's dumping
Prime data center real estate. Harvest environmental gamma rays for free energy and everything has been flattened for easy infrastructure installation
Where were you during the great ber extinction event of May 26th, 2026? Shame all the cope they posted all weekend didn't help 🤣
This reminds me of 2007 when strippers and McDonald's janitors were flipping houses.
Wtf happened to LUNR?
Market bubble - this too shall pass
Normies are always months late
You don't do that with parabolic stocks, just msft
Not even just luck, bought in at $640. I watched it jump when it hit $800, didn’t sell and then saw it down to $680. Told myself I’ll sell it if I see a massive pop like that again, so I did. Last week got margin called, held through it by selling other small stuff. Also Mango pumped it too
$PATH calls
I'm all in on Beef Bouillon Stock.
Damn micron u crazy homie
Probably. Calls are still expensive as hell even though it had a down day.
He designed the G5, the iMac (all versions), the Magic Mouse, the Trashcan Mac Pro, the iPod, the iPad, the Apple Watch, The Macbook Pro,The MacBook Air...
Groupon gonna go past the moon
CEG is running and there’s plenty of room left given possible June catalysts
ZS earnings that bad?
Soxl bears might be dead
Not long ago AMD was refered to as advanced money destroyer. So you also have to hold
Touch grass
Cramer has the death note, but it only works on stocks 💀
🫵🏻🤣
You sound like a salty loser 🤣\n
Memory stocks got retard strength
my moves tomorrow hmmm... buy more ASTS and watch the shorts suck on my balls
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Could be done in the ROTH instead.
Aliven’ll
Been watching RDW too and that valuation gap with RKLB is wild when you actually look at the numbers. 4.63x vs 53x forward sales makes no sense when they both have government contracts and real revenue\n\n \nThe timing with SpaceX IPO could be perfect catalyst - all those fund managers who get shut out are gonna need somewhere to put money and RDW actually has the hardware flying unlike half these space stocks that are just PowerPoints. That backlog number at $498M is solid too\n\n \nOnly thing making me nervous is AE Industrial trimming shares but like you said thats normal for PE after a 300% run. Might wait for a pullback before adding more but the setup does look clean heading in June
Based on rebuild and capex thesis
Are you the US stock market?
CRWD flushing in sympathy with ZS, smh
The irony is that the petrol Ferraris have pivoted back to having more physical buttons. They got rid of the capacitive touch buttons on the steering wheel with their last few cars because people hated them and just put switches and buttons on there.
Bears enjoy the company of ladyboys
Does full porting 100% margin funds count?
Buy dram calls
Me after selling my DRAM calls at a lost Friday because I listened to 3 day weekend FUD here and I guess wanted $300 instead of $2000+
$MU🤝🏼consistently blowing straight through my extremely OTM CCs\n
I have a feeling NBIS is gonna be big tomorrow
I’m an MU bull but Samaung and SKHynix is like half the Korean exchange. They don’t need to fomo into MU.
LUNR just plunged massively on relatively mild news. This is generational buying opportunity ahead of the SpaceX IPO
Yeah i know but still. Just because someone is doing an ai game it doesnt mean it can replaced the most expected game of all time.
my buddy called it the boring 10x too
Did you factor in “leather jackets” in your analysis?
Now we wait for the chinese to pump us up to the moon
This numba one bullshit
stay long until formal Iran agreement finalization announced. Then we Sell
yes but putting them next to communities is on purpose. it's isn't fun if the overlords aren't making the poors life hell.
Sorry man. Rip
Groupon is the new gamestop
25\*
If you’re asking you need the profits.
SNAP will rally on APPS earnings. I already bought calls on both today
Yeah I held 33 shares since covid times I think. Fidelity app sucks ass so I can’t see my history so no clue what my cost basis was. Probably looking in the wrong place but whatever don’t really care now lol lost all my GameStop profits but it’s fine my real gains are in my retirement accounts where it counts
doing cover calls in a stock that can skyrocket this much is just as regarded. i swear ppl just lose money in covered calls
Honestly been watching for a few days, might be the move
Don’t know. I don’t follow it. Sorry. I mean. Just glancing at it. 65 is way up there.
I don’t see the bull case for buying calls at this point but I would buy shares if it drops enough. Great company imo
5th law of robotics, gotta make EVs as ugly as humanly possible
open interest is only 1899 but u have 2400 contracts? sus
Well I'm in two, UNH and NOW
i sleep in a big bed with my wife
Quite likely to he honest, market pricing in it opening, when it finally opens the MMs will profit take and dump
Why is the picture of a parking lot?
Wtf is MUU
I am so fking greedy. I need psychological help
I'm right here, just move my balls out of your eyes so you can see.
Once again asking myself why didn't I buy any MU today? Will chicken out again tomorrow.
Risk versus reward. When Micron rips, you can make a lot of money. But what if you buy your options and 2 months later there’s an earthquake that wipes out their production capacity?
No
Nice. Dec $40 calls I bought two weeks ago are already 4x. Seeing this as $80 at least by year end. You still holding?
If you gonna buy puts then do it when the mag7 earnings are happening, as soon as that capex goes down the chip stocks will crash
0.618 fib reversal easy money every time. Come back in a couple months
You a cop?
Lol you can do this for millions of assets, now show us the average crate
It's always MU
Really? One of the greenest days of the year no?
Depends on what you hold… everything I’m big in was green. My green stocks far outweighed the red stocks I have today.
Yes
Nok
It’s brutal I’ve been there. Broke no job couldn’t afford rent or gas. Financial crisis and had to live off my investment account for a year and a half till I got another job. \n\nNow I’m 50 wife kids >$3 million in cash and a $1.25 million home. Learn from your mistakes it’s all right there. Go back and look at the trades. See what you needed to do differently. Make the time investment in yourself. You have years for it to pay off. \n\nYou can do it without margin and if you’re going to use options take a few free courses on how to use them well. They are for trades not investments. \n\nUse Charlie Mungers rule of looking at great companies below their 200 moving average and buy them. You only need to hold them till they are back to the 200 day and scalp the profit, or decide if the reversal is real. I did this 10 days ago with CEG around $250-260. HD in the $290s. Some of those are good cases to buy a call or two to define your risk if it doesn’t bottom. You can usually make 5-8%+ quick in a week or so and move on. Charlie was the public market investment brains in that operation. Warren was the personable one who is a good relationship builder. Warren wasn’t a good stock picker without Charlie. Probably why Berk is sitting on record cash since Charlie died.
Puts on micron. \n\nJk. More micron of course.
I know everyone is trying to justify why their AI solution is useful and neccessary and blah blah blah, but
due for a run huh
They're targeting Silicon Valley tech nerds so I actually think they'll probably sell pretty well initially.
> does not mean we bols should be sore winners\n\nThe sore for you comes later because you're too dumb to take your winnings.
To the guy who told me to literally just buy qqq calls everyday, thank you
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Ber mentally sick ppl
Yeah they *try* to pass it on. But in their last earnings call they mentioned that it was hard with ballooning prices.\n\nAnyways, I have calls I’m just nervous. I’m already up 100% on calls and got some 200% returns when it popped to 90’s last week. I’m optimistic for earnings.
#AMD's next stop is $1000 LMAO🤌
I don’t even buy food anymore. Everything I make goes to stonks now
I exited the stock when it was trading at 25-28 i think... so missed opportunity I guess.. but not looking back. Was fun to ride it from 8-9
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wait how did mu and sndk blow up like that
10 nukes just destroyed the 10 biggest cities in the US. Stock market up 5%
LMAO i guarantee you this is true because im buying the second they announce iran accepted the deal and the strait is open
Congratulations and fuck you.
ZS going back down to $120
I'm in cash so it seems I'm a bear.. Did not find any good trade today
They are forcing funds to buy them 15 days after the IPO. Changing the rules just for those 3. And the early investors aren't allowed to sell until after 80-180 days past IPO. So every index fund that covers the NASDAQ 100 or S&P500 will be forced to buy it before those investors can sell.
good bot
Buying TSDD
Stock trading is exactly like Yu-Gi-Oh. Sometimes you play exodia, sometimes exodia plays you, and sometimes you transfer all but one life point into your special ability regard LEAP for maximum damage
SPY puts
What made you buy it after earnings?
Never traded during Xmas have you?
I hope you are right, I picked some up today
Absolute mega balls hold damn
You wanna share a snack with me?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5g0ezwj8ij3h1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f26b6f0c472339b4402c8b9fb840da5eb6240a2f
no tax loss harvesting
According to Reddit a net worth of $1 million makes you filthy disgustingly rich and buys you a mega yacht and dinners with senators. I think they’re missing about 4 zeroes for that type of “rich”, maybe 2 zeroes to actually be seriously rich, still need 1 extra zero to even be comfortable, but no extra zeroes straight to the poor house…
trash. buy the Aldi brand. much more delicious .
Overreaction imo. I was able to sell my options on the green and rebought at a much lower price. The spread was crazy earlier. High risk high reward though
been reading this exact comment for months and months lmao. Good luck investing in neckbeard simulator
Mu cloud do the same tomorrow
#Let me guess, tomorrow will be another "green" day where 7 stocks are green while the rest of the market is drilling. LMAO🤌
Calls. Calls on everything.
Everyone was sucking MU’s cöck
Went and loaded up some puts when I saw this comment. Thanks brotha
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No
Same here, got assigned 300 shares on Friday at 1480 and 1490 strikes... Premium made them like 1455and unloaded them all today. Sold 1800 calls today but got scared and bought one back during the end of day dip.
Revenue guide was bad
Y’all pay taxes?
I think the show Shameless was inspired by my multiple personalities.\n\n\nPuts. 🐻
Bro tried to catch a rocket reaching velocity
They’re going to keep the strait closed for a long ass time and when it finally opens THATS when the market will crash
Buy ZS calls -> Bye ZS Calls.
Unlucky
do you fucking retards understand how much free empty space is available in the United States?
last time it ran for an entire week before stopping, who the fuck knows tbh
The workforce is vanishing but we have AI and the stock market \n\nCheers to the new age
ZS puts was free money why nobody tell me
got lucky with ORCL. bought at 151 and sold at 199
I would realize those gains
Whats the green mean? Why isn’t the words red? I’m so fucking scared right now.
RDW, RKLB and a touch of FLY
I hope MU sees 950+ tomorrow.
They all in sk hynix and samsung, domestic is king
Looks like they unlocked their true valuation after cutting you out. Rip, thanks though, made a lot on mu 🙏
Down
Straddlin’ $GLD like a fart.
Sold my AMD calls for WMT right there with you … I’ll black your eye you black my eye and we can tell our wives we got mugged ?
I bite if they rename to NAI bro, who pay attention to EV car companies these days?\n\nAlso no one will read your AI slop
Don't do that, it's just money
bers, like anybody else, did not start off as a ber. they were once a man.\n\njust because they're cynical and fukt and gay does not mean we bols should be sore winners.
debit spreads is about all you can do
They're boasting that the designers had never designed a car before... NO SHIT! wtf is this POS... how many of them have cybertrucks?!\n\nThis is embarrassing... $640K to look like a douche... ok...
Nailed it today, caught TSLA going right way saw it go up to +$1.5K and said "Nah" and ended day -$200.
Wtf happened. I checked an hour ago
they giving us all the business of the future
ZS getting cooked
I was concerned about the Fed minutes and thought stocks would go down so I sold everything
SPY 800 fr fr
She’s buying memory and semiconductor stocks
We’re gambling though.
Buy Qualcomm
Completely normal.\n\nThe sky really is falling!
This will print. Only need $14.16 for these to be worth a milly
I dont get what this offers over KEEL. Same rewards but with more risk.
They’ll continue to run through June thanks to SpaceX
This kid’s the quickest learner I’ve ever seen!
Ya gonna feed them fucking wallpaper at this rate
If she's "investing" by buying shares of VOO/SPY, she's probably beating 90% of the people here
Thanks!
that was without a doubt the least eventful session i have ever traded during
Don't worry, you missed out on a lot more not buying Bitcoin or Nvidia 🤌
The bears were so cocky last night, only to be totally embarrassed a day later
where bers?
Gap up or down??
Oh APPS is raising guidance thats why its ripping
as long as I can profit off of their stock, I can afford to move far away from them
because it beat earnings
What AMD guy? There are more AMD millionaires here than that guy holding $11M of shares??
Yeah I was gonna comment in the last thread that newscasters are saying "bullish" and "beatish" on live tv in the weirdest contexts now. \n\nJust in time for June 4th...
LUNR dip. Didn't win a $220 million contract. Still have a billion booked for this year. \n \nAnd they're one of the companies getting a slice of $6.2 billion from Space Force for Andromeda. Which is not included in that billion in revenue for this year.
How will they kill index fund value if it takes 6 months for them to be put into the funds anyways? Any drop they have will happen sooner than that \*because\* they are allowing the current holders to sell immediately.
their margin is not correlated to underlying nand price as they pass that on to their customers
Any chance of 45/65 bull spread on MRAM making any money by 6/5
I agree with the thesis. I disagree with this companies ability to fix this problem. Calls on the grid
I was about to drop a whopping like $60 into SOXS as a gag, but didn't, so when the semis crash tomorrow and go to $0 and I don't retire a billionaire, it's all my fault.
Lunr can you go back to 30 😔
Couldn’t risk being a trillionnaire
I bought MU puts at close today.
Yeah OPs brokerage is growing like crazy and they need you to hold the bag
its why ppl call the CAC40 the "CACA 40". Because its 💩 u know? Like the caca.
Damn it ZS
Yeah I've been doing that slow thing too, also with oracle. But smh
Can’t speak for others, but I expect one of the big guys to buy up most of the other companies. With my cost basis below $5 on LUNR, I’m just holding forever, or until they’re bought up. But Tylenol is my favorite snack.
Op buys at 7.16 and sells at 6.47 four days later. Yep sounds about right
Debit spreads
Can't wait for our degen KOSPI brothers to fomo into mu 🐮💪
Where did everyone find out so quickly about lunr losing the contract?
Another account bites the dust! Will be back in couple of weeks.
Buy MUU shares or dram calls
Hold your horses, after all those massive gains it had today there should be some cool off period, we don't want the market to overheat, now do we.
ZScaler... oof
i have jan, but i bought them last week and it dropped too. i did pick some calls for $msft and $now.
I need to find a 20x or I am just going to aliven't
If its screenshot worthy....
No for sure, I was agreeing with you but I can see where it sounds like I wasn’t lol. I’m very anti rich people with stupid ideas that annoy me
To think you were the sole reason keeping the stock down
That's why they laid you off 😞
How's it an obvious memory winner? It relies on buying memory. I guess it's solution is memory-efficient but...
APPS
!banbet Aapl 330
Sold this shit at a 50% loss in April. Fortunately I put those funds into DRAM.\n\nOP is massively downplaying risks. Construction is off and on. Been reading about it local Amarillo news. Former CEO is suing current Board. So much shit about this company.
$Crwv
Grpn is the move
Hopefully for next year
energy
\-16% AH
Thanks for the money
Praying that MU is in the 3rd elliot wave 🤌🏼. Dis bouta be a huge pump
Lol yup buyers are exhausted. Bring in a fresh new batch of sellers.
I trimmed some off the top. Hopefully I can get a buy opportunity tomorrow
Roaring kitty lmao
just became a bagholder
Shovel seller warning of shovel shortage.
I need a dip to $54 real quick so I can redo my dram calls and not fumble them like a rere this time
kinda want to kill myself for selling my amd calls and buying hood
I dont even think the bump was from this announcement. It's more likely the story that corsair is using DRAM from CXMT.
why ZS dump
Yes you are. Maybe look up total shares.
I'll the first one is free!! Take your profits and boglehead!!
Even people who never read news are asking about stocks now. This girl didn’t even know there was a war in Iran a month in to the thing and she’s investing now. We are going to SPY 900 by July
I got laid off from micron in 2023. My employee purchase plan stock fully vested as part of severance and I sold it. I hate seeing how much I missed out on.
Whats the next semi to take off? 🐥 gotta burn some cash
160 PE? Am I missing some crazy growth?
not seeing a single ber comment is scary
XNDU ✅️
I knew last week when every regards were too bullish on ZS, tale as old as time =))
Cry bc I missed all the chip stocks
every time it hits 135+, I sell CC. Every time it goes back to 131, I buy them back. I'll keep doing this and making 1k premium/week till it hits 147 and then i'll get out
I just like how he put everyone on blast that doubted him. I shall follow
Puts on the whole French CAC40. \n\nFrance has decided to ban Zyn and all other brands of nicotine pouches. These things are a productivity miracle - expect France to now lag well behind in any worker efficiency metric until this bizarre measure is reversed.\n\nCalls on Imperial Tobacco (IMBBY), the makers of Gauloises cigarettes. Stressed and frustrated French are going to be smoking overtime.
Holy fck lol
Godspeed soldier
Not enough to hate on women. And not enough to be so dumb to realize the ads of ugly women are probably targeted towards yourself if you ever bothered to look in a mirror without your alcohol breath fogging it up! \nThe women on my ads are all fly as heck
Any dip will be overbought......
‘Moves for tomorrow’ loading up on more aapl 315 calls apparently
lol
💰
Ber saying bye bye ZS while not having puts is funny asf ngl
wait how does $52,800 even come from crsr lmao
MSFT pumped -1% today. Def a bubble.
NOK will keep pumping - I have calls exp in sept i'm holding
I miss when PotUS didn't do ad reads to help his stock portfolio
How should I buy MU options without $20k?
Maffs iz hard
I knew ZS gonna disappoint but wth
Oof zs, glad I learned my lesson last earnings and didnt touch it this quarter. Box as well. \n\nLooks like apps was the play
Same lol
PNG
$QTEX? what's up with them
Taking profits from MUU and moving into NOK. Might be a regarded move, but I hate holding MUU more than a few days.
Step 1. Have 1/4 of a million dollars
I don’t understand AMD is trading at $504 with a market cap of $82b while nvidia is around $200 with a $5 trillion market cap.. am I even more regarded than previously thought possible?
What a day. My condolences to 🌈 🐻
Do we get dillution of AMD, when it reaches 600, because of META and OPENAI deals last year?
De list the bagnificent 7
GOD DRAM!
what happened to ZS ? guidance ?
I bought 4 $140 for .18 per.
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it's lovely. no community gets left out. no more pastures or woods. just hum hum hum for everyone.
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-17% is crazy 🫠
Yes
What expiry
Do people still take corn seriously?
I can’t believe it’s already 4pm lol wild
Nokia having a measly 6% today.... Anyway I'm jacked to the tits and really struggling to not throw the rest of my cash at it
-10% tomorrow. I need to jump back on this train damn it
Knew Zscaler was going to crash. God I’m such a puss.
Msft definitely due for a pullback after that INSANE pump
You’ll be green in approximately 4 minutes
MU puts bout to feed my damn grandchildren
This might be the model that will force a return to office.
this isnt even a crazy thing to say
If it makes sexbots a reality, that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make
Only ever bought calls
Need a 6 or 7x
XTIA
Shit
Bought some LUNR 40 calls idk
We should bring back the belt emoji
Bye bye bears
Apple. What the fuck.\n\nI somehow managed to buy calls at the top today. Hopefully just a hiccup.\n\n
Just be normal, ask her about her life then invite her for a date. Shit isn't hard bro.
so bad\n\nso ugly\n\nfuglyAF
Depends from the area I would say, but sweetgreen already has negative earnings, due to razor thin margins. Add on top a product with overall lower ticket value and margins and is a disaster.\n\nMost of NYC ones confirmed what I wrote in the post\n\n
Jesus ZS, behave
Bought 1 150p as joke on ZS 🤣
i missed the MU boat waiting got buy next dip but i agreed tesla stock is a fucking scam doesn’t belong there idk how it stays green
ZS BOX beats and fall just to fuck the bulls
You know that sound they be using a lot … (faaaahhk) that’s how he feels right now
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I knew this would happen because 🥭 mentioned Micron in a speech over the weekend, that's when I knew I was FUCKED selling my calls Friday. God damn ....
Yeah, I hear you. I listened to Michael Burry when he came out and said don’t bet against AI and don’t buy puts. I sold the two puts I had on Sandis and micron. The next day they decreased for 130 points each respectively. Would’ve had another $17 K. Fuck dr. burry.
is there something wrong with me?\n\ni become more bearish the longer this market nonstop climbs\n\n😱
115k loss means the bet relly went sideways
Ohh LUNR, classic
HOLY ZS
Same
yeah i’m real excited for the future
“Windows error sound effect.”
Holding on to $NOK this week. Either 200k or 500k for me no in between
I buy calls and sell put spreads on the pullbacks. TTWO tends to do an exaggerated extra 1-3 days of nonsense pullback and dribbles a while before a bounce, which has tested my patience. I always wait for the second drop but underestimate the continued sell just a bit, but I've stayed in each time and it's had some of the best payoffs in my options plays.\n\nCurrently have Jun 18 $230->250 spreads and sold eow $220->210 puts and Jun 18 $220->210 puts.\n\nHold me.
I’m loaded up on energy and uranium. Where is all this power supposed to come from?
I mean I have a selling covered calls strategy that’s been working well for me. It’s pretty conservative and consistent but it’s more slow and steady wins the race.
*The Encyclical*🫴
Unironically, this is a GREAT comeback when they say something that annoys you, LOL
Bye bye ZS
AI/memory calls for at least another couple weeks
They bring chips?
So my $140 ZS lottos have a chance
Shares IMO definitely. Calls are dicey with IV at over 100% right now.
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!banbet snps +5% 43h
Also not marking his words
$250 Dec. I’m not sweating I just have the worst luck it was kind of comical.
see u later guys
don't show her the port, you'll fuck it all up
Idk man this stock broke my heart 🥲🥲🥲
The Huracan might have been an R8 in a gimp suit but good lord did it look and sound the part.
The new wealth gap will be MU holders and everyone else. \n\nJust like those who bought a house before 2021 and the rest of us poors
MU 1000 EOW. It is written in the stars. I don't make the rules.
Buying restaurants stocks after this comment they def only sell chips
Please keep updating us while you hold this position as the ai bubble pops👍
Feels the end game here
i like the pain
As a strategic thinking long term investor, I hold extremely short dated options AT LEAST 2 hours before I make a sell decision.
MU is my free money tree 🤑
Feels like 2020 again
Why buy 0DTEs, when you can just make bank on ASTS 🔥
Isn’t it kind of crazy that this is just the beginning of data centers? We’ll all be neighbors next to one that is actively poisoning and destroying our living spaces and community lmfao
It’s covered calls.
Didn’t win a NASA contract they were in the running for
That’s amazing man. You’re like ahead of 99% of degens here lmao
I bought amd when people called it advanced money destroyer. \n\nI’m now selling amd when people are calling it advanced money doubler
first rule: nobody here knows anything
Beginners luck 🤞
Corsair rams are actually from Micron, they did sign a contract for cheap Chinese DRAM.
seems like that's just you bud.
lol
where should we meet?
believe me i know it’s genuinely retarded. goes against my trading principles but fuck it
How much you make
Dollar cost average
Generally the rule is that you sell when you screenshot it
So do we, lol\n\nCovered call machine
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Bullish af
They have corsair ram. Instant $100 atleast /s
I'm asking what subreddits they moderate
Holy shit, ZS back to prices not seen since 2 weeks ago
No
So why did LUNR plunge?
You’re telling me, need these $300p to go ITM by end of June
My bad I will edit, i forgot it’s not very well known
do you prefer he buy a lambo and drive thru wendys instead?
I made $4k today on some blue chips and I’m feeling left out
Ya if everyone does
If you buy that sh!T you need a margin call a$ap
LMAOO POOR AS FUCK BEARS KEEP LOSING MONEY!!! FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH!!
You already have a bet going - RDDT to 200.0 before 09-Jun-2026 07:37 AM -05
!banbet
I think it's an engagement-bot.
I thought taking profits was illegal
Why you gotta do me dirty like this fam, i like the stock
RDDT is about to blast off mark my words
more bombing will resume tomorrow
Stop buying puts
Sold this shit at a 50% loss in April. Fortunately I put those funds into DRAM. \n\nOP is massively downplaying risks. Construction is off and on. Been reading about it local Amarillo news. Former CEO is suing current Board. So much shit about this company.
SOXX weeklies until the music stops is literally free money
Buffett Spent his whole life buying up companies only to be dethroned by a memory company!
I'm starting a company that sells memory and memory accessories
Lets fomo
APLD shedding the 5% gain hurt my soul
glad i bought MU dip a minute before close
Earnings soon. Easiest 10x in a year
Up 89% on my ASTS. Worked held me up and I forgot to sell before market close. They expire Friday. I’m fucked aren’t I?
ZS 😭😭😭😭
Red crayons
amazing!
Covered calls
Maybe because Apple is a POS 0% growth company at ATH with larger P/E than Nvdia.
SAM ALTMAN: “WE SEE A FUTURE WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY, LIKE ELECTRICITY OR WATER, AND PEOPLE BUY IT FROM US ON A METER.”\n\nthis is what the pope is talking about
When you're fat and ugly, you've achieved reddit mod status
I expected them to drop... Only bought after they dropped to like 216. But it just doesn't go up. Gg. At least i had calls for June 1st
Msft still has fundamentals that are light years ahead of tsla. All tsla has are simps dick riding Musk to pump up it's valuation.
goon speed and goon luck to you.\n\nhope this works out, always gonna wish to see folks win (instead of losing and the subsequent dogpiling).
AHHHHHH I downloaded a dating app and matched with someone cute? The fuck is this? I don't do this stuff I'm a dumbass, that's not supposed to happen???
I fear not the man who can pump 1000 stocks 1 time but the man who can pump 1 stock 1000 times
MRVL, LITE, COHR
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All you tards out here saying MU 1000 tomorrow must answer: **why so bearish?**
Thank you sir for saving me $1k today 🤣🙌and congrats
Bigly methinks.
Poor guy bought the top. I would still hodl for 1 million by 2033. Crypto is far far from over.
Holding around 80 shares of mu now and 67 5x leveraged mu shares. Ok
So just buy ATH and it will go higher??
$RR short interest 35%. Might be a good squeeze
broken crayons and raisins
Become a bag holder $NOW!
True. I'm definitely in for some calls.
some shitbag biotech I don't remember the ticker for, it cratered then last I saw they got sold for pennies on the dollar to another biotech
SPY\n\nIronically also my best
Hope not lol
I'd put a trailing stop loss at 20% on this one. \n\nSomebody please tell me if thats regarded
Behind Wendy's dumpster the gender doesn't matter 💏
**Micron** warns memory crunch will outlast 2026 as AI demand outpaces HBM, DRAM, and NAND supply
People who flex their gains like this will have it all vanish
How much did you lose today?
Taking the difference to different days. Brent is taking the difference with yesterday’s close, WTI with Friday’s close.
1900GAYBERS
This guy is smart
All of the "get rich quick" types are pumping AI stocks right now. If that ends they'll go back to Bitcoin.
There will now be two divisions of people with a 7+ figure portfolio. Millionaires and MUllionaires.
Load up on the LUNR dip. 70$ target easy
Fuck Zscaler man😭
!remind me 1 day
ZS DIVE BOMB
Fat is fine\n\nUgly is fine\n\nBut when you're fat and ugly, come on bro, don't be a jerk\n\n🫵 Be nicer. Fucking coworkers, I swear
I think everyone's so used to AMD breaking their hearts everyone's afraid to short or sell.
Bowls, sweet green, wraps.... gotta pass. Still mentally recovering from $MSOS losses.
I never could trust it and didn’t buy 2 bitcoin at 898. I still don’t really know what people are planning to do with it. And 99 percent of that stuff is crapola.
rugged
Cause everything done over dark pools now
Well I'll be able to sell my puts at 40,000 feet at least.
I will promptly buy tomorrow
oh APPS you dirty girl...
How?
how far out?
Sold all my SNDK at 1633, thanks for the run
Rule 1: selling is gay
But... keep msft?
I want to start a charity to save the bears. They are becoming endangered due to loss of red candle habitat and also due to their tendency to not reproduce due to being gey. \n\nWhat shall I feed them?
I mean at market open it was up like 11% but 20% in one day is insane 🤣 but its all good. Plenty more opportunities for sure
Well, we would have to make do with Intel chips, so yeah, basically the Stone Age.
Hello fellow bag holder. Average is $35.59.. some guy on WSB was pumping the stock on here daily back in the day and I stupidly bought in. \n\nThank god I bought AMD at $8 and never sold. Maybe Su Bae can sell some chips to the idiots at Corsair so they can make RGB server racks and I can finally dump these bags.
Yeah, Nvidia beats earnings and has a positive outlook. Drops 10 points since last week. Meanwhile, Micron and Sandisk are up 160 and 150 points, respectively today alone.\n\nI also sold my AMD calls on Friday. Today AMD shoots off for another 35 points and brakes 500. Granted I don’t like to hold over the weekend with president Von shits pants. You never know what kind of crap he’s gonna say to tank the market.
Under armor. I was a silly 13 year old
Im always scared of These ADR stocks, but I can see a big increase in chinese EV since Politics are holding Oil in that country. not to mention this NIO is the "cheap" option
Mu the next 5 trillion dollar company in due time.
1800PROBLEMGAMBLER
how was the volume that bad coming out of a 3 day weekend
RIP ZS I am happy I didn’t end up betting on you
Me, I was so pissed off it keeping going up so I decided to bought 10 shares to stop it and I succeed
Car 🚗
I had about 75% of my money on MU and AMD the last two months lol. Closed all but two contracts on MU today and have some $500c amd I’m gonna sit on for 10 days
Allbirds. Bought shortly after IPO because I thought their shoes were comfortable.
Gen X coworker been mumbling about bitcoin for like a year now it’s over bud
I said yesterday AMD $500 EOW and it already reached it 🙃
Jesus Christ
bye ZS calls
why the FOOK would u go calls on ZS
yes
Thoughts on it?
“Top is in” post folks
Why? NVDA bears are feasting. \n\nKeep buying our calls.
Thinking mu’s run is over bc it ran up today is fucking regarded. But oh well
Rip
you have the high ground bro
GTO was a fluke even to Rockstar, to the point they cancelled work on story DLC for more effort on GTO. Red Dead is a similar enough sandbox, there's plenty of opportunities for heists and such, but at the end of the day it didn't do nearly as well. The why is debatable, but the results aren't. \n\nGTA 6 is going to sell like crazy, but that doesn't mean the new version of GTO is going to do as well.
Did you exit any yet 🙂
Any advice for somebody that basically blew up their port?
Petition to kick out tsla from the bag7 and include mu. Mu makes more profit in a month than tsla does year.
Ready for Asia and Europe panic sell
advisors still glazing these talks holy cope. “mango really wants gas to drop” i’m sure he does
They're conservative but don't like tariffs.
Made $50 in my first day investing in something other than my Roth 🥳
Gonna buy some way otm MU calls cause why tf not
Lighting good money on fire.
mmm earnings... i didn't know that... i bought a leap today... lol
Tomorrow +/- 0.5% move
Is it worth buying some LUNR?
It just ripped its pants FML
Lmaooo down it goes
ZS -10%
Never short during the rip bro. Short when it's down 15%, not up 15
wait so futures are just like guessing games now
lmao dude you can literally buy calls in this market blindfolded and you'd still make money every day
It was ripping too much. You're welcome
Went to Sweetgreen for lunch today - place was packed. At the restaurant level this thing seems to work and we’re entering the best time of the year for lunch spots. So as much as I’d like to sell my shares on this pump and stop wasting brain space on a salad company, I’m going to wait for Q2 earnings to see if they make more progress on becoming profitable. Could end up down horrendous but it’s just hard to believe with the turnout I see
I think ram futures are a thing or it's soon to be.
He did attack but what you failed to realize is the market is so detached from reality
I doubled down to get out of higher bags, was close to break even at 145ish then watched it go down \n\nJust want it to go away 😂\n\nBetting on the evil empire didn't work
Yup
enjoy being poor
I bought at exactly 899, so I should be ok then
In taht pic he got in before the very top!
It can happen. My lunr and poet drop counteracted my mu and amd gains
same. lost potential upside of 200k+ because I sold pre-market like an idiot
WTF, why did 🥭call the The Wall Street Journal, "The China Street Journal"
In all reality, success with options is fed into social media to get people to play with options by giving the illusion everyone is crushing it and you can too.
ZS -10%
Bro passed on that shit when it dipped back to 600s regretting right now
Imagine being in crypto -- which literally does almost nothing -- when you could be in memory and space stock options.
Some of my core childhoood memories involve playing 4 player Goldeneye 64 while Better Off Alone played in the background on the radio somewhere lmao
GPUS to .21 so Todd can launch it from there !💥⬆️
Rope
DOGOSOFT RED MAYNE 95% OF THE TIME SINCE LAST EARNINGS!!
Then I’ll close my bull spreads.
Great now u talked abt it fucker
Pray Nvidia closes green a day
Calls
What was your average ?
Since it’s too positive in here does anyone mind telling me the worst stock they ever bought
1 million a share at least?
f in the chat damn lol
Oh my god ZS I’m fuckedddddddddd
Yea but he’s got connections
1000 is still low for MU
No
"sell everything it's over 🥭 is gonna attack all weekend" holy fuck I just sold 3 dram calls Friday at a loss, I'm done ever listening to WSB retards again, FUCK off. Worst advice I've ever listened to. Jesus Christ dude what the fuck did I do
Ok byeee
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Now that I have both SNDK and MU watch both of them to die overnight
this\^
Lol ber fuc anoos
Went all in MU 900 puts for next Friday at 916 - either rope or lambo
what do you plan on doing with your gainz? if you dont need them... id let it ride, if you think theres another stock out there, then go that way
!banbet MU 1100 40d
stupidly sitting on it at avg cost of 147
When do they start trading RAM and computing commodities?
lol. yes and BYD being the "big" buy im treating this as Lucid vs Tesla. I see a solid grab now that they have finally stopped bleeding
1500
Tomorrows gonna be red
Shorting MU. This was fun, but waaaay too much.
Make money tomorrow it looks like
It’s so exhausting lol
It was 6/18. I was up over 150%. Just wanted to lock it in. I have shares and some bull spreads still out there. Ill re open a few yolos soon.
Good day, except for LUNR.\n\n"Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
Rotate out of mag 7.
Nobody likes that
Pour one out for the original MU legend. MartyMoho
Starlink on 500 planes or something.
Any womens here?
People really watched Elon and Bezos repeatedly bottom for 🥭 and still think ASTS, RKLB, LUNR have a fighting chance against SpaceX and Blue Origin.
You mean it's just one missile away from the whole world back to stone age??
Some went down. Try lunr and poet
Anyone place their life savings on MU?\n\nCome on, don't be shy
I bought IMB calls at 3:54 and it tanked at 3:55. I’m cursed lol.
Ouch
ZS dump
Had some baby rabbits in my garden, had to dig them out and now they died 🙁
It kind of hasn't been following the other fiber stocks that's the strange part \n\nAnd I couldn't find any news at all\n\nGood idea
The whole world just paying Iran the tolls now. Nobody cares about the 🇺🇸 blockade. Petrodollar dead.
Sold my MU leap at close, made more than enough. Still holding DRAM, will add more on any dips
After reading your DD, I still dont know what is FRMI and what they do?
Is it ever
Didn't age well lol
Sold 80% of my position midday. I'll be back in soon.
Lol which idiots bought ASTS $130 weeklies, they down 50% from peak
Ya like 700 dollars a share
He shorted calls / did covered calls lol
zs dead, see ya bitch
Mu 800$ buyers vindicated.
Same plan tomorrow, after market opens 0dte😝
AMD is unstoppable
ASTS and LUNR both printed me some money this morning
That not what I'm referring to. I'm referring to your comments about RDO, and GTAV being a potential fluke. Also VI is releasing this generation, no speculation about it.
China PDD is going to ruin someone's day tomorrow
This will print hopefully lol
Trick is to do it before close. There's a wonderful invention called the clock which you can use to ensure you time it before close
Interrupting people taking profit
I was gonna say the twins have been doing this since 2013. Genuinely a car that looks twice its price with a lowered suspension and some wheels (but is twice as slow as you'd expect too)
Me but AMD at 193
🌽 you piece of 💩
If you don't make the DRAM, you're a little bitch who has to give all your money to daddy.
I am too regarded. Numbers! how matchi you money!?
Barely passed this test today but we did it
>Yay, but they have $11million\n\n>Only when they sell.\n\n>yes it's not realized, but the gains/losses are true to life even if you don't sell... it's real.\n\nWho is we? Where the hell did you come from lil bro?
You only bought 1!?
I’m totally pussy but I’m closing my QQQ calls, been rugged way too many times. I’ll reopen them tomorrow if we don’t wind up down 1% for no reason
👍
There is still time for Taco Tuesday, just saying...
those might print. or not.
Costco to the 🚀🌕
I agreed with your comment that the market has it wrong, and provided evidence as to why. You mentioned asia flooding the market with cheap hardware (which they likely will), and I mentioned how demand for it goes down. That's a doubly whammy for AI related investments.\n\n\> tbf, the market has it all wrong.\n\nI agreed, see the literal first sentence.\n\n\> <literally everything else you said>\n\nI then stated that "...Basically - the demand for all that hardware may die out.". I provided additional evidence. Hence my very first comment / sentence, which was "from a financial POV - probably"
good for them. they can afford a $16 meal at McDonald's now.
my 765 call went from otm to deep itm. 360% last friday. Chef's kiss. gtfo of that position. \nLiterally any time there is more than 3 red days in a row on mu, buy an insane otm call. Then wait for it to bounce back hard.
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Still way below target
NVDA, right?
!Banbet MU -1% 1D
Lmao you figured out the secret already. Most people here just throw money at random strikes and hope market does something stupid in their favor. That AMD guy probably bought hundreds of contracts and only one worked out - you just don't see the loss porn from other 99 trades he made.
What a day. So much money made yet so many more opportunities missed.\n\nI’m a greedy bitch.
Give it some time. It always lags a bit after earnings
What about nuclear or uranium?
Why is MU taking??? My average is 915$
omfg
This whole post is about a failing company that if they can close a big deal won’t fail. \n\nLove that OP regard wrapped it in some ChatGPT long form to make it feel less like “you could hold the bag for existing shareholders who are fucked or you could end up filthy stinking rich and obviously it’s going to be filthy stinking rich because I said so”
Dance Mu dance
great fucking day, let’s run it back all week mfs
Caught that intel spike this morning but sold too early, story of my life tbh
Sir this is a casino
Once MU splits dumb bers will finally think it’s cheap. They can’t handle large numbers. Optically regarded. 20 forward P/E incoming.
Would be shocked if ZS didn’t moon, considering it’s a stock that trades on the market
no clue but i bought calls at 1k earlier today exp 5/29
Stocks only go up.
Didn’t do anything as my options on HRL stayed flat all day lol crazy . I have sold puts and stock so I’m just twiddling my fingers .
The era of software dominance is over. New era is semi
Impressive
Bought MU puts because I love money
Bro Rick Perry is super stupid.
Dropping all them headlines and still couldn’t keep Apple green lmfoa
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I got so many LUNR jokes but none of them will land
!banbet MU 1000 10d
Need this so I can finally sell lol I been diamond handing my ASTS calls for way too long
PENCILS DOWN EVERYONE