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| I am a mere $50k from my goal |
| At Wendy’s you survive by being fast, clean, and drama-proof. Hit your times, keep your station tidy, don’t argue with managers, and don’t take customers’ nonsense to heart. Do that and you’ll outlast half the crew. |
| \>Welp, expect a couple netflix price hikes in the next year to two. By 2030, Netflix will cost more then basic cable.\n\nThis is what we're responding to. |
| The legacy financial system likes steady low inflation, Ethereum provides that as well as similar returns per year via staking so you don't lose your place. Bitcoin is deflationary and not something you'd want to have as the base currency as it depresses demand since prices drop over time. |
| How is Carvana going to be a thing when we know Jeff Bezos is coming for that ass |
| Both |
| Can't wait for the blown account pic |
| Rate cut would likely continue to push the price higher. |
| Cool. What % of port on each swing? Noobs be trying this with 100% and lose it all on the breakout coin toss |
| Ask JPM they probably know |
| But now he has the tax on this gain and can only offset 3k at a time xd |
| Sir, this is a Wendy’s. |
| You would be spending all of your time surviving and wouldnt have any time leftover over for manufacturing. |
| You're massively disregarding growth rates. We need confirmation of growth rates. If we confirm them, stock goes up. |
| You definitely belong here. Keep us posted. 🍿 |
| Never actually seen a carvana tower in the wild |
| Haha. |
| I hate the weekend |
| You get the difference between the price you opened your short and 0. If you have a put, you get the difference between your strike price and zero |
| Bundle a subprime company with AAA companies in S&P\n\nSounds familiar in 2008 |
| Worked for TSLA |
| Only explanation is they can’t get enough retail buyers now to unload the corporate bags at these prices so they add it to the S&P to dump it with retail retirement portfolios under the radar |
| It will fade. Just regards being retarded |
| Brother we are living in a golden renaissance of fraud. |
| When you sell a car you have two options:\n\n(a) Comfort of home, with a laptop and slippers\n\n(b) Used car lot run by guy who works for the mob |
| That little recent bump was me coming back for liberation day. |
| newbie here, would this be a good time to buy? as nflx stock is already in a bearish pull? |
| Netflix pumps out like 6-700 originals a year man, and maybe have like 3-5 hits a year... Theyre literally creating massive amounts of slop to fill the market, cuz its cheaper then licensing good shows. |
| No fucking way Carvana made it. LMAO |
| Ya think |
| There is 1000 of you for every 1 person that post these crazy returns and portfolios |
| You really turned this to sub for conservative financial advice to manage your families financial future?\n\nGUH |
| Index funds. |
| stock market doesn’t track the economy or finances or none of that shit, it tracks pure power |
| wer fraud? |
| you own the company |
| https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1petag3/daily_discussion_thread_for_december_05_2025/nsh8a38/ |
| Bet it all on red until it's either 6 figures, or you have to leave |
| You may as well ask the air to be liquid, man |
| what happens if a company goes completely bankrupt where their shares are worth 0 and you have puts / shorts? |
| wtf is tgl do? |
| Saturday and Sunday |
| Is this another 08 in the making where credit agencies turn a blind eye to obvious fraud in Carvana? |
| 100% yolo puts on intel. Make grandma proud |
| Cooking the books |
| Fucking wish Tesla dropped hard today cause my put options expired and forced closed for losses |
| Because in order to pay for the take over, they needed to borrow $52 Billion + stock offers to make the payment. The stock offer is a dilution on current share holders and the debt is large so the profit margin will suffer for a while. Basically, the current shareholders will not benefit from the purchase for the short term, better to exit first and let Netflix recover from their financial risks, the deal doesn't mean they could charge more without losing subscribers. So it's still a gamble and so investors are playing it safe and to avoid the potential stock dilution that comes with the deal. |
| Barely softcore |
| The FIX is in (the S&P 500). |
| Nobody with any sanity left can tell me that CVNA should be worth more than 15x that of Carmax…CVNA may I remind you should have gone bankrupt in 2021 doing exactly what they are doing again now….wild |
| VRT was far more deserving of inclusion than CVNA lmao wtf |
| Black monday |
| I sold everything except bynd |
| Carvana wtf I remember when this fell from $350 to single digits |
| That is also very true. I believe corporations should stop abusing H1B's so much but that goes against our overlord's agenda because that keeps their margins happy and their wallets fat. |
| remember the guys who tried to short cvna in january lol |
| It’s always better when your mom delivers it to me instead. But I’ll settle for you retards too |
| Gold up or down until eoy? |
| Man, you are one pathetic loser! |
| Ghey companies in S&P now, puts it is |
| You get to eat??? *In this economy?* |
| Not one of those companies mentioned by you gards |
| supposed to be studying for physics/linear algebra finals but can’t stop scrolling on wsb weekend thread, peak retardation degeneracy |
| SP 500 inclusion. Someone must’ve leaked it last week. Baron is that you |
| My vrt calls r fuk 😭 |
| fuck an index fund |
| Position or ban |
| Can someone explain to me how CVNA went from $4 to $430 in less than 3 years and now included in SP? |
| Starting to think CVNA is just one big money laundering company….or they cooking the books |
| 60 should be the limit. Old people destroyed the country |
| It is a shame the second last Blockbuster closed in 2019. I used to go there all the time (Morley, Western Australia).\n\nThen again I should have realised that was all up even in 2014 when a friend from Canada visited and she was shocked to see a Blockbuster when I was driving her to the shops. |
| This thread makes me laugh out loud so often i literally skip meals to scroll here |
| Buy |
| I'd say happy to help but....fuuuuuck |
| I’m anticipating the FTC blocking it somehow since the merger would be a huge blow to the Heritage Foundation |
| Accounting fraud for the win. |
| congrats on 4% gains during the biggest bullrun. true retard |
| Yes, just like my dial-up access right |
| S&P will always be better |
| So your 200k is only 200 for you? My assumption you are a millionaire. |
| Apparently if you scam hard enough you too can be added to the S&P |
| You can't quit now, you're so close to 100%! |
| If you can prove to me you accurately gambled that CVNA would be included in the S&P, I will subscribe to your blog for $400 a year. Fuck McBurry. He has nothing on you. |
| Thanks for the loss porn. 😘 |
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| Been on it. Lfg |
| You can find the news yourself. |
| Good thing I bought some 415c on Carvana today lol |
| CVNA lol |
| No fucking way carvana got added yall speculating right |
| ah yes... cvna p looking extra juicy |
| I wanna start a trend. Instead of saying somethings "fake" we can say its "AI." Examples:\n\n"Idk man. those look like AI job numbers to me."\n\n"I thought you were my friend but turns out your AI"\n\n"She's hot, but her boobs are obviously AI" |
| VRT cucked 👀 |
| Nah, after a 99.93% loss you just need a 99.93% gain and you'll have made $50 which will buy a nice appetizer at Marty's Lil' Grille & Tap + tip. |
| Sigh...\n\nCreating then selling shares dilutes value.\n\nBut here we are, doing all this backwards because share price can only go up. \n\nOr some shit. |
| 75k is a rookie number. |
| Hoping for SPY $698 by Wednesday |
| Yup. Down 150k. \n\n\nDid you hit ath near the end of October? Oct 27 for me |
| Sure buddy |
| Sp500 inclusion |
| I have something called the internet. |
| Will see how many subs they lose with the price increase |
| 🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 \n\nThe bodega in my shitty neighborhood has been added to the S&P 500 |
| Wtf carvana…. Why can’t I find any news? |
| https://preview.redd.it/f49v1uh0og5g1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=49797b173d49b0927451513b312ba743e2d064b5 |
| Eeew carvana in SPY |
| It's Türkiye now |
| I love how everything just get worse. It’s so awesome as a consumer |
| So the market actually believed that inflation report? lmao, fucking 🤡 market. |
| Slapple TV |
| Due to financial reasons, I must pass away |
| So annoyed I don’t even know if GLXY is a real company and now I’m a long term investor |
| If CVNA is included you know it’s actually possible MSTR gets added at some point |
| Where did you get your news for inclusion update |
| So uh….lmao |
| Yes. |
| Amen |
| There were articles saying that MSTR would actually get into the s&p 500 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 |
| Seriously. I was so close to even yesterday. |
| FIX in as well? |
| Why did no one told me about FIX? It’s been ripping all year\n\n5 straight years even |
| Has the CEO of SPY ever bought from Carvana.. |
| Another day where RDDT is my biggest gainer |
| How do you know it's "bad" and not the executives wanting to cash out. |
| Crack and hookers would’ve been cheaper, perhaps better value too. |
| Yeah I’m that is a really really dead horse at this point |
| Whoever talked about TE 4C’s for April like couple weeks ago. Thank you very much! |
| Guess I need to average down my calls and shares after CVNA inclusion. FML. |
| How about only people between 30 and 60? |
| Lambo or homeless is too real. Except even when someone actually gets to Lambo money they don't stop. |
| I love those seeds. theyre so unique and beautiful |
| Say you don't know what you're doing without saying you don't know what you're doing... \n\nOr in his case scream it |
| Used to love Netflix now they've become the villain. There going to ruin HBO with no theatrical releases for DCU, no physical media, and subs increasing a couple bucks to cover the cost for buying HBO.\n\nWorst company to buy HBO. Honestly sad day for media in general. |
| I think it's in too big to fall league now LMAO |
| I know what youre saying lmao\n\nBut I also know the rich are offshoring jobs to India and importing Indians to drive down labour costs until they can replace us all with AI |
| Every comeback story starts with a loss. You need to bounce back from this and re write your story |
| No news except scumbag wedbush artificial price target lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/bm98ohknng5g1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6557b22481a9ad408c61add7c1823b2940241d2 |
| CVNA IS NOW OFFICIALLY INCLUDED IN THE S&P 500 |
| I would blow you for a rally bro |
| Big boyz want to unload their fraudulent bags on retirement funds and 401k |
| I had a great year until I decided to be super stupid on Oct 10 tariff day! Didn't think I'd be back but here I am! |
| CVNA regarded |
| Bro just showing off |
| I will buy puts as soon as I am able. |
| dat sofi dip |
| How the fuck did CVNA get added to SP500….what a absolute 🤡 market |
| $1000 on JMU moneyline is the easiest $27 you’ll ever make |
| PE is down to 26 forward. It will be dead money till a PE of 20. Then 14 long term. Math it |
| Well RDDT hasnt tanked yet... which means that the market wasnt pricing inclusion |
| Cvna ripping $50 in a Friday after hours just to notch a new 52 week high? Bait a few more dipshits into thinking “what could be” |
| Raise the rate! |
| Gay |
| Calling it now, no news rally on monday. |
| CVNA was under 300 last week. What a pump |
| You gotta be fucking kidding me Carvana in S&P now? |
| Lol, shit for brains bulls |
| All bynd profits must be spent on steak |
| Now that Netflix will own Harry Potter I expect Draco and Harry to have a sword fight not a wand fight |
| My pension will be buying trash like pltr, fraudvana\n\nBetter than Mstr I guess |
| The vote for someone over 40 years should count less than someone who is 30 years old. People over 60 years old shouldn’t be allowed to vote or hold office |
| why the fuck SOFI MRVL droppin?\n\nInclusion news came out? |
| Massive Netflix price subscription increase coming! |
| $AMZN REMOVED FROM SP500\n\n$CRVN CARVANA ADDED |
| Microsoft Outlook: “Here’s a bunch of new meetings and calendar notifications. We also sent them all to Teams just for funzies” |
| Warner executives realising this too late:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ey18s217ng5g1.png?width=248&format=png&auto=webp&s=59d3b46799c960b022512796bcf2e7416ff8a772\n\nBUH-LAAAST! |
| Better contecy weve already seen |
| Lol carvana is in spy. Spy is officially a meme stock |
| Cancer |
| This is the shit I needed right now. |
| Carvana in sp500!!!\n\n\nWEOOW |
| I feel like PLTR had a nice run after |
| Fuck cvna. I sold 735 call 🙁 |
| Perfect moment for all the big boys to unload their bags on pensions lol |
| What do quantum computers do |
| You are looking at it wrong. \nIt is not platinum but iron , water and the like.\n\nGet something from the asteroid belt to LEO and you can compete with launching it from Earth. |
| CARVANA IN S&P 500 !!!!!! |
| Looks like CRH is in |
| Basically the thesis was that it'd be pinned to 686 by EOD. Usually Fridays close at a "nice" number due to MM's pinning the price. Price pinning is a real effect - it's not TA related. I don't even do TA to be honest. Pinning is a side effect of how MM's hedge options & manage the exercise risk around them.\n\n686 seemed most likely due to the ranges it was trading today / where it was hovering - which meant to me the bet was positive EV that it'd likely revert / oscillate around there all day. I didn't do TA - it doesn't work well imo. I've never had any success with it.\n\nInstead I just look at chat / see what everyone is saying and trade that unioned with a high level understanding of market micro (ie: how MM's actually work). |
| Yes. But was more thinking John Mulaney and the S&P 500 inclusion. I was too obscure. |
| Slight profit taking to flat is my guess. But even though this cut is priced it doesn't mean Jerome won't make any comments that might hype up/spook the market. |
| Yet |
| I have recommenced signing off emails with regards. It now pleases me |
| Discovery channel replays the same crap reality show for 24-72 hours straight. Nothing to do with discord eye, science , tech, info |
| People want to retire now not in 30 years. People don’t want to grind anymore people are sick of working everyone wants to live like kings now |
| Fraudvanaaa |
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| Thought RDDT or SOFI were going to be included in SP500😂🫵 |
| If you give me that 50 I'll turn it into 100k. We will get you right back on track! lol Figured you might go for it since you make bad decisions behind the Wendy's. |
| They could have made 12 Penelope Pitstop movies. |
| Have you seen how Elon musk behaves? Common bro |
| already is big dawg |
| STFU |
| We can only imagine the link they provided leads to more AI slop.\n\nOP you suck. |
| Looks like CVNA getting in |
| Where inclusion announced |
| Netflix didn’t just buy a studio, they bought a time machine.\n\nWarner Bros. has 100 years of cultural weight. Netflix has algorithmic reach.\n\nIf they merge those correctly, it’s the biggest shift in Hollywood since the streaming boom.\n\nIf they don’t, we’re about to watch some of the world’s best IP get stretched like pizza dough. |
| How many times has WB been aquired?? JHFC. |
| I'm still 100k below my portfolio ATH. |
| Dude we bear vs bull here. What’s gender? |
| So what included? |
| Enough about S&P inclusion. It is never a secret. Last one with a big splash I remember was Tesla |
| Write off on taxes! |
| And it’s gone |
| Should I buy .5 cent of Buttcorn 🌽 to watch the chart move over the weekend? |
| The other question is why didn’t WB go up |
| I mean they just have a bigger catalog of stuff to watch and can probably charge more since Disney+ is essentially their only competitor. Still dont get why its bearish. |
| looked at it when i saw this and then it went straight down. |
| How are y‘all? |
| Extra fries in the bottom of the bag. See you soon. |
| One trade away from going back down too |
| Basic cable was not comparable to streaming services. You didn't even get any of the good channels with movies. |
| Anyone also long on Russel2000 until the cut decision? |
| if thats what you got from this quote then sure |
| I rooted for $PSKY😞 |
| holding crypto related stocks is fucking exhausting |
| Yeah baby |
| It's definitely priced in. I don't know if we dump, but I highly doubt it will pump |
| How do you pin decentralized store of value? |
| Thanks for the tendies, it’s been real 🫡 |
| guh |
| Bout 45 minutes. Then I gotta clock on |
| The new Selena doc series on Netflix is better than the jlo movie |
| They got rid of real sex thats why |
| Enriching human food since 6,000 BCE. 🧂 |
| They lose money buying the company. Happens on every acquisition |
| MRVL climbin AH..\n\nIf inclusion imma be pissed |
| Because it's is going to be cable v2 |
| I admire your attitude |
| Well how much time do you have buddy? |
| >This isn't just a merger; it’s a consolidation of Silicon Valley streaming dominance with a century of Hollywood legacy.\n\nShut up, AI. Stop doing this "This isn't just X, it's Y" shit.\n\nIt's a merger just like any other one. |
| Flat. |
| I was over 100% til last month lol |
| Only sound financial advice |
| Due to my super secret sexy edge, my plays are successful 60% of the time, and it works every time. |
| Fridays are for taking profits and enjoying them |
I traded 17.7k contracts today on the 686c's. I bought (and sold) them all today - meaning my volume was 35.4k contracts traded.\n\nIf you look at the volume on the 686c's today, total volume was 771k:  https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPY/options/ ca.finance.yahoo.com |
| Calling it now. Rate cut next week and we absolutely dump crazy on the news. Been around long enough to know that shit is priced in. |
| Why did Netflix go down on the merger news? |
| I bet Sandisk will get included in the s and p 🤫🤭 |
| #🅱️eekend 🅱️hread, time to goon \n😩👌 |
| They hired the guy that was running Discovery to be the CEO and he is awful |
| Anyone over 40 years old should not be using social media unless it’s Facebook |
| What is your exit price/target price? |
| Just need a good ~~bribe~~ donation and they'll be good to go. |
| That's bullshit and shows once again how detached the average redditor is from reality. HBO has one (1) series at a time that's popular, and nothing worth paying monthly to view. They also always fuck up their winners (GoT).\n\n\n\nNetflix on the other hand caters to *everyone*. The alcoholic stay at home mom? Sure. The homophobic conservative statesman? You got it. The wokest liberal transgendergluid level 7 vegan? Fuck yes!\n\n\n\nAnyone, anywhere can find something to watch on Netflix. All over the world. Heck their documentaries alone are *cutting edge*, add WWE, Stranger things, K-Pop demon hunters that *kicked the collective ass of Disney and DreamWorks, and won the young girl demographics world wide*. The list goes on.. |
| You've got $150k cash just sitting around? |
| Markets been up for the last 16 years |
| yes |
| SOFI IS PLZ |
| yeah rddt would be crazy |
| If you don’t like the shoe Will & Grace, that don’t mean there’s something wrong with you. It means there’s something wrong with Will. \n\nHe’s homosexual. |
| i am alive tf you mean? lol I bought back in on the 24th after i saw the market go steady green. I didnt lose shit in those 3-4 weeks and now making bigger $$$. Your legendary 20k is making up for your losses lmao |
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| 10/10 recommend taking Fridays off from the market |
| ruh roh |
| lol can’t cum until print |
| Investing in pasta has been worth every penne |
| Well you also have to count the stock going -30% days after they exited their 5 hour position. Imagine someone bought and sold NVDA earning beat before it dumped the next day. |
| Your stock is not getting in. |
| TF MY INDIAN COWORKER IS A PSYOP? |
| That’s the price with ads |
| If you have hate in your heart, let it out. |
| *world. This will solve countless problems |
| No I’m just retarted, so basically yes |
| This AI slop is getting annoying |
| What puts did you buy and I'll let you know. |
| No, the real play is SATS. Thank me later |
| "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you." - Lyndon B. Johnson |
| No spicy no Onion, thank you. |
| 69.420. |
| You're right but their so-sheltered-and-rich-to-be-clueless-over-how-rich-they-are kids definitely are. |
| If this data goes public and turns out to be true it will shake the market IMO |
| yes |
| Done it a few times and made bank |
| Yeah $42.67 |
| yes |
| Almost had em\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/o036fwutlg5g1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=947c469a0a722ab488ad227275b95b4d8914aad8 |
| good luck with that |
| Corn some bullsh*t price action. They pinning this til year end |
| maybe 5:15 |
| What a huge mistake! |
| I think both are unlikely this time but SOFI & RDDT in SP500 would feed families. |
| Massive regards |
| How is this relevant to that |
| No mr PichAI. when wsb said "to the moon!" we didn't mean it literally. |
| You already have a bet going - SOFI to 40.0 before 24-Dec-2025 03:28 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Netflix’s been in the game for far longer (streaming of course not actually producing shit) they just are the default for everyone. You mom has Netflix because that’s what she has had since more than a decade now. I think there it’s not much any competitor could have done |
| doubtful |
| Get a metal detector good luck |
| WHY. IS. OUR. COUNTRY. NOT. STRIKING. DOWN. MONOPOLIES. |
| Vision Pro will gamify the coal mines, mark my words |
| What do we think the odds are that anti-trust actually stops this?\n\nParamount and man.go ties vs the streaming juggernaut. I genuinely don't know what's going to happen if Paramount decides to fight this |
| I heard new Netflix subscription will cost $42.069 / mo\n\nThat true? |
| Plavix |
| It is hard to get other people to the island, so yeah. |
| They generally have a profitability requirement. If they disregarded that then SNOW is a logical inclusion. |
| Piss pod dog shit anal weasel shit hole market keeps fucking me over.\n\nAnd the god damn UPS guy is 7 hours late on my damn package. REEEEEEEEE |
| Two weeks and chill |
| SOFI |
| Im NOT buying what youre selling 🤥 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ot89krddlg5g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c71a1270164def2aeaa251e63f4d0a180614b091 |
| COMRADE YOUR MEME HAS BEEN SEEZED FOR REDISTRIBUTION.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7hhig2fdlg5g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=48ef5cfe609940ffc07f9ed66f216d050b8e05f4 |
| Show me the damn positions |
| It will be denied! ... by DOJ |
| Blame your parents or yourself for not exercising your brain. 🧠 |
| Are you 🌈🐻? |
| Forgot the s |
| You are not exiting the casino. You will definitely be back lmao |
| priced in |
| When used properly, puts are just insurance policies for asset holders |
| Its less I dislike being racist and more I hate that they have that sort of power over me |
| 5:15 |
| Some nano penises are perfectly healthy |
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| How would this improve liquidity? For example, price of a stock is $100, a token pegged against the stock is valued at $100. Let's say the demand for the token is so large that everyone wants to buy them, how can RH buy the real stock fast enough to ensure liquidity?\n\n\nAlso, when there is some negative conditions causing demand for token to drop significantly, the token price can potentially drop below its backed assets. This means owning a token is no guarantee that you actually own a share of a company like OpenAI right?\n\n\nI'm genuinely curious about how this work, so please don't get defensive. |
| why am i so hopelessly stupid 😞 |
| Moved pretty damn fast from $100 to $48. It's so poorly run I doubt it'll ever hit triple digits again. |
| Feels like NVDA gonna need another monster quarter to make us feel that yeah this is real and time to go higher. |
| Send me $200 |
| I haven't FULLY recovered, but I like where I'm at! |
| Alright mango you gave maduro until today. War time? |
| Oil? \n\nWho said something bout oil, bitch, you cooking? |
| for some reason i thought mrvl was adp |
| let me guess more green on Monday? |
| Only works with an account over 25k |
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| What time the rebalancing announced? |
| Need more money |
| Just edging my calls all week |
| Best to throw salt into the wound to prevent infection |
| Natural tiddies > AI tiddies > Fake silicone tiddies |
| I loved it today |
| Never give up |
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| Started with zero knowledge, otherwise I might have done that. |
| Wasn't included in the S&P.\n\n\n/s |
| Ever herd of a demo account and paper money. \nIt’s a good place to start. |
| If I have over 128 GB of DDR4, am I rich? |
| They do |
| If you have the money I’d roll them out till like June with maybe a 110 strike. 120c for feb might be tight but you never know. I own 2 103 c for June and am down about 12% today but I think they’ll be ok. |
| I used to watch Shameless (US version) on Netflix followed by a sitcom named Raising Hope to take the edge off. Over time the number of RH episodes I needed to watch after each Shameless episode increased. I ran out of RH around the end of season 4 of Shameless and never watched another episode. |
| Huh, thank god for the laugh tracks to remind me to… laugh |
| Cool. More monopolies. I miss having a government that stopped this kind of shit. |
| Already a member. |
| i don't think they even meet the criteria |
| Nice work. |
| Here fucking here!!! |
| Absolutely. Order way too much and eat it all weekend. |
| Not after the recent move. |
| Hard to enforce “it was a legitimate bid” |
| You gonna do all that by yourself? |
| you're too woke for that |
| Hope mrvl gets included |
| I used to watch Shameless (US version) followed by a sitcom named Raising Hope to take the edge off. Over time the number of RH episodes I needed to watch after each Shameless episode increased. I ran out of RH around the end of season 4 of Shameless and never watched another episode. |
| This is how private company valuation is established. So google's position gets valued based on it. It will get booked as income next ER |
| I definitely can. |
| Weird choppy-flat week. What happens next? |
| lmfao |
| LMAO..... Dude, do you even know the Options you own? |
| salt. And PEPPER! |
| I'm paying $6000 for a pc build fuck this |
| Great buying opportunity todag for hood today. Shits gonna rocket next week with rate cuts |
| 40% of the time, it works every time |
| Comeon man, I’m not insane to be selling naked puts in tesla lol |
| Because your latest job evaluation leaked. Be the solution not the problem |
| Wake me up when Nasdaq actually does something. Bullshit markets, all fake companies. Apple will be bankrupt soon once everyone realizes we don’t need phones or computers in the coal mines. |
| Eat shit. |
| Market is closed for the week and the river runs red with the ole ball and chain so it’s time for the hub |
| Rgti fucked bro |
| That’s not good due to |
| Holy fuck I thought I was bad |
| Sold all my labubus for puts. |
| https://preview.redd.it/mwmuondwjg5g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8690bb642654cfa56e50700ccc7001c4029cab88 |
| Selling options always works! Until it doesn't 🙂 |
| As a gamer, first they came for the GPU’s and now they are coming for the RAM. I really hope AI as an industry dies. F! this |
| Spearmint or Big Red on Monday? |
| 20% of the time, he’s good every time. |
| How did you consistently loose money over 5 years that’s hard to achieve |
| Why earn a consistent 0.2% a day when you can gain 20% one day and -90% the next! |
| I think msft is up like 8% or 10%. |
| How to do this? |
| Delete this |
| https://preview.redd.it/z4frktnmjg5g1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=724840efe1393209970008b2e25961be2d1f3855\n\n😆 |
| ?? Haters? I'm neither a hater of Zuck or of Meta or FB. I talk with a lot more than 5 cents. LOL. I'm very blessed to made good money this year in the market and none of it was with Meta. At its current price, good luck to those that want to invest in Meta. Remind me in 6 months how much Meta is up compared to the overall market. 🙂 |
| Protect deez nutz |
| I hate those goddamn dog commercials. Breaks my heart every time. |
| If those gpt new benchmark numbers are real tpu glazers may be fokd |
| It took you 5 years to realize you didn't know what you were doing? |
| This is almost spot on. Except the end. Paramount wanted the whole thing before splitting. Paramount offered $30 per share so around $75B. Netflix is offering more and just for the studios/streaming/IP. So it’s a much bigger offer. |
| 1 to 1 correlation between Hurr durr downvote this if XYZ posts, and extreme pathological nano penis syndrome this evening. Downvote if you agree |
| Fk you Verizon your service sucks dog ass clown cum monkey crap dragon balls |
| There's only so many adjectives one can put with regards. Kind regards, best regards, warm regards... We should mix it up a little. Throw in a sexy regards or a depressed regards once in a while |
| thinking Chinese |
| Downvotes rn let me say my controversial opinions that I dont normally get to.\n\nIstg interacting with my Indian coworker makes me more racist and I resent them for it |
| Okay Mr. fancy taste. All I need is some jiggly titties and good old fashioned debauchery. |
| You love getting your ass pumped at closing. |
| Yes it's hard, but the starship simply doesn't have enough design Delta v to actually get more than 100 tons to orbit...\n\nIf everything went absolutely perfectly, refueling the thousand tons of fuel and oxidizer in orbit required to get to the moon would require 10 refuelings... Again something nobody has ever even attempted because of how obviously difficult and dangerous it is to move cryogenically stored fuel and oxidizer while in orbit...\n\nWhich they've never actually done because they've never made it to stable orbit. \n\nThis isn't a bear or bull thing, this is a "I don't believe you're physically capable of doing that" thing. \n\nThis isn't a matter of 'can do' or 'know how' it's a simple physics problem, and the math ain't adding up. They either need a bigger rocket, lighter materials to build the rocket out of, or better engines capable of actually accelerating their exhaust faster than what they have today. \n\nAnd that's... Thats just a totally different rocket. The starship itself is doomed, and yet they dump tens of billions into it every year. \n\n\n\nAnd even if they did accomplish all of their goals with the starship, that is still at least 11 launches that all have to go perfectly well every single time to send a single small payload or crew to lunar orbit. \n\nIf any one of them goes wrong then at best they lose two of their rockets in an orbital explosion, at worst they lose two and a human crew. \n\n\nYou'd be saying the same thing if Toyota claimed that they were going to sell 500 million vehicles in the US by the end of the year. It's just not possible. |
| Upvotes for everyone for the next 5 minutes |
| Wth GOOG droppin |
| Bro at some point you gotta long hold something and build your stack back up to try again |
| They didn’t get rugged, they got curb stomped after voluntarily putting their mouth on the curb |
| Your feelings are hurt? Someone elses feelings are hurt??? Who the fuck cares grow some balls and welcome to the real world |
| Gay, but thanks man, have a nice weekend |
| $TGL\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/mp17c4cbjg5g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=684330c2649dc670d6429b73957178e618734e62 |
| 84 dollars* if you’re talking about the first pic |
| LMAOO |
| I've noticed you've been struggling to put the fries in the bag, and I want to help. |
| Always get 0dte calls on double bottoms. |
| yes |
| Best, |
| Welcome to December |
| Options have an expiration date. |
| I ain’t letting no ber bully me |
| What power does retail have? Options manipulation power, and that's definitely something, that retail can do. |
| You can still earn from it if you play it right |
| With or without the Astro glyde |
| My friends dads worked at Netflix back then in the Bay area, I actually got to tour one of their facilities way back in 2001. Thinking back to my experience then, I would have never predicted they would end up where they are today |
| The future of America depends on the pre-401k for the toddlers |
| It pays a dividend if you use your imagination and sell Covered Calls. |
| Not really anymore |
| Why pay Netflix for ai slop I can generate myself? |
| Happy to pay more if the library expands |
| I can see it now. Cue Sarah McLachlan…”For just $50 a day. You can support 1 retard” |
| Maybe don't invest in cumrocket |
| I didn’t think of it as a bellwether, but when you put it that way…\n\nWhen whole swaths of majors lose their accreditation, the amount of grant money for it goes down. Whole departments will be laying off faculty & staff. They have already been laying off staff. Since COVID. At first it was just pivoting and *rightsizing* I think they try to call it? Now, it’s *across the board cuts* — and that was the light stuff. It’s going to get worse after what the DOE did in conjunction with the downward trend of enrollment. |
| warm regards, |
| Down only 75k over 5 years?\n\nYou're actually doing better than most!\n\nThat said, it is a wise decision to quit while you're ahead. |
| Just this week? |
| What the F happened to ASML? I sold a $1100 put in the morning expiring today and the stupid thing is ITM |
| Tutorial plz |
| It was $3 for me on steam. I didn’t see any other games on my wishlist near that low, and some are several years older than hogwarts legacy. \n\nI wasn’t trying to imply the game is bad or anything - I am sorry. I more was questioning why warner bros would sell a good game for so cheap just two years after release. \n\nIt is a two year old $60 title, on sale for $3. That’s really good even for a steam black friday sale, imo. \n\nOh wow, I just checked and it is ~~$8~~ $9 now. Interesting. Maybe I misread before? I was pretty sure it was $2.99 for me the other day though because I almost bought it then. I’d still argue they could put it on sale for $20-$30 total and get a lot of the sale-shoppers still.\n\nEdit: $8 -> $9 |
| Saudis you mean |
| Naked or cash secured? |
| See you Monday |
| Can these retards at work take me off emails I don’t need to be CC’d on wtf |
| then you can downvote to delay the sadness |
| how you can do this !!! |
| I would get on the phone with support asap and don’t listen to them when they say it’s the 5th sir , make as big of a scene you can, this is America |
| TSwift is a god damn goddess divine princess angel of beauty and loveliness. Watch your god damn mouth hole. |
| I'll be sad anyway |
| Nah. She sell shit but the company ain’t going anywhere. One of those stock that you buy and forget. |
| Uh huh, again we destroyed ourselves to give it to private companies. |
| ehhhh....yikesssss |
| Scalping calls/puts based one what side of VWAP we were on |
| Hollywood is dead. Shitflix sux!🤷 |
| Hahahahaha |
| Um yeah try being gay in those countries. Unless you have a morbid fear of being stoned to death. |
| if you downvote this you'll be sad later |
| $AMZN IS A SHITCO\n\nAGREE OR NAH 😭😭😭 |
| what an alpha bet |
| How'd you play it? |
| So true. Most guys are gamblers on here. |
| If you ever go for a come back, remember this "wins should be big, loses should be small" that way you will make money even with 50/50 win/loss |
| FUCK AMAZON… how is this stock even classified as a mag 7???? Up 4%ytd and not even a fucking dividend |
| Hey Alexa play Out of Touch by Hall and Oates |
| Imagine saying "bers r fuk" with a straight face in a crowded room |
| Retail power... |
| Damn if you’d have done the exact opposite you’d be absolutely cookin rn |
| I love caulk. |
| Probably one of my best weeks. I’m made for the chop |
| The future of America depends on artificially generated tiddies and animatronic sex dolls. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/LeupMeisterGenral made a bet that META would go to 727.65 within **1 month** when it was 673.75 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| Bears still in control seems like expect for indexes zzzz |
| 0\n\nOnly 2700 shares lol |
| how can a shit company be so resilient to free fall as TESLA...??? |
| Damnit today gave me actual blue balls |
| yes in kelvin |
| Do you also love Madame Kamay? |
| I thinks thats just short covering of the day |
| I LOVE BEARS! |
| Blew half my paycheck on UVIX calls today, does that mean i have room temperature IQ? |
| Lesson learned don't trade no mo |
| HMMM.... Maybe now she and her old man can write a book and let us all in on how they became the worlds best stock and options traders, who never had a down year, let a lone a month of negative returns. She is just amazing amassing better returns than any hedge fund and never a stink eye from the SEC or IRS. |
| Took it in the ass this week |
| Electrical engineer, 18 years. Admittedly I don’t make electronics, but physics. Conversion losses vs transmission losses. Distance is the key factor, otherwise we would have giant chips with much larger tracks. |
| Trading gossips instead of options. Love it! |
| Don’t give them that idea, there is some quality free content to fap to in here. |
| Why is everything getting downvoted 💀 |
| dgaf this is stocks subreddit |
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| Bearrorism will not win. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/TolgaDurman made a bet that DOCU would go to 77.0 within **2 days** when it was 70.8 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| There's going to be a lot of hoops before the merger completes, if it ever does. It'll get challenged under anti-trust regulations. The expectations are at least a year or two of paperwork. \n\nYour deal is safe. |
| MM stands for market manipulators. Silly bitch. |
| Well, downvotes will fix that, I'm sure. |
| All fair points.\n\nYou are right. Wouldn't have done this sober. But from the companies on my watchlist, this one is one of the most undervalued ones and I feel like the markets overreacted to their earnings.\n\nNot every position has to be a winning one, and I'm okay losing money on this one, if they will be trading below 17 next year |
| You’re doing good man just a joke that most charts on here go -80% before +200% |
| Takes talent |
| Gotta stop buying calls and just invest. It’s slow but in 5 years your port would be up. Everybody wanna get rich overnight, gotta have patience. It’s a long game. Don’t give up you still have $56.89 now stick that into Voo and keep adding and come back in 5 years. |
| Snowflake |
| There cooked. Not like there chicken tho 🤣😭 |
| How is this even possible? |
| Thats the exact strategy they used for Florida. And they couldn't keep it a secret back then. Doubt they could do it now |
| LMAO does this include your TFSA and FHSA? Retard! |
| ya like i said, do what you want w that information |
| Who could have predicted 🥀 |
| How many puts you holding brother? |
| Puts on campbells |
| Damn you suck |
| All my 0DTE expired worthless. What a shit of a day |
| Not even, they send more shit into space than the rest of the world combined 5-6x over. |
| gotta sell when it gains short or long.\nOnly thing you should be holding onto is dividend stocks |
| That’s fucked up, but you got a point |
| appears misogynistic subreddits are being targeted with reports and downvotes, and tbf i dont blame them, theres still too much toxicity on this site |
| YOU'RE A BOT FROM RUSSIA! |
| https://preview.redd.it/60hh2dh0ig5g1.png?width=1015&format=png&auto=webp&s=5950690084c6cb08ac07ad87d0a3377a065c2f85 |
| Buy now buy later |
| you left 15 cents on the table. big fail |
| Have bers resorted to cyber warfare? |
| My call option hit its stop loss at the lowest value around 3:50…. Ffs |
| Price hikes were coming anyway.\n\nI heard they initially plan to keep HBO as a separate service and offer discounted bundling. There will probably be some show sharing between the services for to entice viewers to have both services.\n\nIf you have both standard plans now, you'd be paying roughly $36. I can see someone that only subscribed to one now would balk at $36 for a merged service, so keeping them separate for now makes sense. |
| I like when my bully pulverized my supple little white ass. |
| 10% of this is what I play volatility with. Strengthens my position enough to count but I don’t risk losing it all if the bubble pops. |
| When reddit monetizes the nsfw context here it will put only fans out of business |
| Critical thought - you're gonna make millions |
| Free updoots |
| Do y’all realize how hard you’d get bullied if you talked in real life like you do in this thread? |
| Big dick green candles. That’s all I have to say about that |
| 28mins |
| And, in contrast to openai and anthropic, are wildly profitable. |
| It's not about individual wins, but rather about long-term statistics. The market makers know, what they are doing. Unlike most people in this sub. |
| How large we talking? |
| Trading drunk worked out a few times for me over the past 18 years.\n\n\nUntil I lost $18k in one day while on vacation in Naples, Florida... obviously was drunk \n\n\nMade $11k back on the drive back north lmfaoo |
| When penis |
| Stretch that index finger and reach deeper my man. Consistency is key. Not too fast, and no random stop limits |
| He’s already down |
| I hope you are going to endow hundreds of free libraries |
| Ai bubble is about to burst |
| Look at Mr 2 upvotes. |
| Rip bozo |
| What does that tell you son? |
| looks like burry the berrorist unleashed some gay bots |
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| So puts |
| That's a special feeling, Lloyd |
| How many wine bottles can you fit in your ass |
| The sub recently had a purge and some retards are angry they were following bots from Russia. |
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| I’m happy with my gains. I clearly wasn’t being active or betting on volatility. Just long term assets that somehow paid off way quicker than I expected in the short term. |
| this retard didnt even look to see if the stock has options\n\nnews flash it doesnt |
| I doubt Lulu puts will work out |
| I think you pwned yourself there with the whole omitted e thing? Congratulations on the extra chromosome tho |
| I tied up voting everyone. I then re-downvoted anybody mentioning S&P inclusion |
| Ok Mr 3 Upvotes |
| You mean with the space shuttle, which was many more times expansive and dangerous than spacex crew dragon, there is a reason why it was retired.\n\nIn this case nasa simply contracts spacex and uses them as taxi service |
| Is this the one that sold energy drinks? |
| How can one get pussy like you if I’m just a index guy? |
| Actually i completely ignored their partnerships. Do you think i should dig deeper in this matter? |
| Gay |
| Last time I flew the TSA agent he said I needed a genitalia exam. |
| Its the difference between betting on the heavy favorites at home and betting on a 6 leg parlay |
| To those who keep hyping BYND, thank you. I made 20 bucks because of you morons. |
| thanks |
| Dang seems like a lot of people with downs in here\n\nDownvotes that is |
| You are just one trade away from the win. |
| You may have a gambling problem |
| Ah i see, you analyze it from this perspective. I analyzed it regarding their technology. For me quantum annealing sounded more promising than quantum ionization |
| I spent over 4 hours trading on my state of the art Bloomberg terminal. I must be a savant trader. |
| Ionq? You want to go bankrupt |
| You all are the best and I love you |
| If he held his shares worth a mil now. |
| Go away and eat your crayons ber. Rockets are hard |
| Never boomer |
| Bet the downvoters are fake meat holders that are still salty about getting rugged |
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| Plunge protection engaged |
| Man TLT is really getting ass blasted |
| Down*vote* syndrom |
| Unexpected Seinfeld ref? |
| PRM gonna clear $35 next week. |
| Sure, but I find gymbro culture threateningly ungay. You bench a thousand reps, you hang out in the shower, you totally TOTALLY don't check out each other's dicks because of the total straightness. Just too relentlessly heterosexual for me |
| Tonight I'm going to hit that perfect level of drunk where I can still think clearly but my charisma and confidence stats get a +888% boost. |
| So long as you have organs to sell, you have a bet you can make. |
| Balls deep in UNH hoping it would climb back up to $360 range before I cashed out. |
| https://preview.redd.it/mpvw3nqzgg5g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d532d4dbb1917f2181766efbed72927b8f6e7aa8\n\nPretty new to trading. Is this bad enough to be loss porn? Or is it just a tease without the loss number being pumped higher? |
| Game cock $50 easy |
| Tax exception for what? Theres no taxable event |
| This is more entertaining than the market today |
| You’re 1900% right! |
| Is that my long lost great grandpapi!? |
| Right there with you. Idk how we suck so much |
| You know someone just set the inclusion list email for auto send at 515 and that guy is hitting happy hour right now. |
| downvotes are coming from ***INSIDE*** THE SUBREDDIT |
| This |
| And then it comes out as true. AVGO calls it is |
| To think there is actual people being severely outperformed by the Harrypotterobamasonic10inu memecoin |
| Sure, but you can have a lot of fun with $150k. |
| HBO has continually made the best overall shows in Television.\n\nNetflix has continually made the jankiest overall shows in Television.\n\nThe worst HBO shows could go head to head with the best Netflix shows and probably win. Their production value is bar none, writing, directing, sets; it’s very high quality.\n\nI’ve seen very few Netflix shows or movies that I would call good quality content. \n\nWhy has Netflix made some good shows and movies? In 2024 alone, Netflix made 589 originals. That number is accurate. 589 Netflix originals in 2024. Of course a couple of them had to be okay, it’s just the law of averages at work.\n\nHBO in 2024 did 53. |
| Euh... body. We are the 5th dec, happy xmas! Lol |
| Give it up will ya |
| \nHi! I'm a journalist with a Japanese publication (business/finance focus, circulation 3 million). We're doing a story about 0DTE trading. Are you up for a call or to answer a few questions in writing? It'll be about basic stuff like your strategy and how your portfolio's doing so far. Please let me know! |
| I literally have no clue what is happening, can someone explain? |
| brother wat? |
| This is the problem when you set the $1m goal and try and go too hard too fast. This is the same mistake poker players make.\n\nI feel ya brother… |
| My 20$ TGL calls gonna print Monday aren’t they |
| I did. I posted a pushup Tzuyu bra sold out so we should buy calls lol |
| This regard actually thinks he is good at trading on “some days”. Greatest bull market run in history and he lost all his money. What the fuck |
| You like that huh? You fucking slut |
| Hilarious |
| https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=Mp1rMCzrEiYt2z68 |
| https://preview.redd.it/99c8pzhpgg5g1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f7fec43a180c501b6672b05e2cc1548350cdd53\n\nFound OP |
| No longer friends with UNH, IONQ is best friend. friend.\n\nGodspeed UNH-tards. I hope it prints. |
| Downvote brigade= bear market imminent |
| They're so retarded they want the leader board. |
| where were you when this was at 38 dollars a share like a week and a half ago kek |
| We are piggies at the trough. None of us are immune |
| See you on Monday money is just made up paper anyway keep your chin up |
| I just don't see puts being worth r/r on these small chop downs. Also you don't consider 686 being the b/o from the range? Bulls were a lot more aggressive today and held 684 top of previous range\nBut anyways that's awesome you were able to play that so confidently. I get lost in the chop myself sometimes and only play one side of it |
| dirt ceiling |
| 🫦 Downvote me daddy unhh |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/caliwillbemine made a bet that SPY would go to 679.0 within **7 hours** when it was 685.864 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 8 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| I suggest you to read a book Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Graham. What you do is not called trading. |
| Going to be honest, I expected better out of today |
| Its true.\n\nPeople complain about slop.. but look at the Box Offices of all 20 of those Jurassic World movies.\n\nNothing is more slop than Jurassic world, and yet they just PRINT endless money... |
| Now everyone gets the chance to groped by TSA when flying (unless you you bougie and charter PJs - I wish) |
| Downvote me you cuck, won’t make you no money |
| Damn it you just had to open your regarded mouth, now it’s gonna be calls watch Lulu fly to 250 |
| SPY actually surpassed the closing ATH intraday today. Couldn’t hold it though cuz it’s a massive pussy |
| Not seeing nearly enough volatility here. Have you considered SPY weeklies? |
| Super ugly. |
| Couldn't they just downvote themselves? |
| I’ve learned some very basic analysis methods over the last 6 years. As for realization/process, it’s super simple. Learn with real money and loose it all time and again until you start winning 🙃 |
| You think this guy who thinks he's 'good at trading some days' is gonna stay quit when the pain of this loss wears off? |
| Christmas came early! Yee haw!!! |
| I'm more drawn towards IONQ's current and past partnerships. |
| ghey bers downvoting |
| lol someones downvote bot up and running for something bigger like a pump and dump coming |
| These nerds downvoting me don’t know my YTD karma is still up |
| Whoever is not getting down voted is the down voter. Case closed. |
| Why so? Some have a tougher road than others. I made 50k in my first 5months. Now 4years in I am at break even nearly. But I had a lucky streak in the beginning to be honest. |
| Gym time boyos |
| Then Ex Machina could happen IRL which would be good |
| Those market makers are disgusting and are assholes\n\nWTF was this sideways of SPY\n\nfuck this shit |
| That guy looks so lame |
| There can only be one |
| That’s her whole thing bruv |
| Well I mean straight down |
| Mrvl to smp500 |
| webull support staff gonna see OP's message and take it as evidence he should have options trading permissions revoked, lol |
| No release on sp500 new stocks yet from what I can tell. Euro sp350 had no changes |
| I don’t think they’re acquiring Warner Bros because they care about the theater game. |
| its humans vs downvote bots. lets show human power |
| My bet is VRT RDDT SOFI |
| Straight up |
| Should’ve had puts on your company |
| UpDOOT if you think $AMZN > $META |
| Right there with you with 50k |
| Kanye for fed chair |
| https://preview.redd.it/jco6mst7gg5g1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27d46213672b9d309eacba9358a1788474c3b844\n\nLol 😆 pushup bras pushing up |
| I’m still waiting for dumb money too. Keith gill was up another $200 mil last time he posted. |
| Which one likely to be added in spy? |
| 1 more downvote & Im gonna have to step in 🥵 |
| Nah Monday gonna be SPY all time low |
| But precious metals have inherent value so right, nobody is going to show up to earth with 20,000 tons of platinum, but it’s not like the asteroid belt is made of bitcoin and nfts |
| That asbestos laced syrup?!? Gross 🤢 |
| They pulled their licensing from Nextflix to make their own streaming service. Hollywood though their dick was bigger than Silicon Valley's. They were wrong, good lord were so wrong... Disney is in the process of learning a similar lesson. |
| I'm a Telling you u r ghey with smol pp bot. Beep |
| Not yet! Thanks for asking! |
| When are they announcing the s&p inclusion. |
| Just took a laxative puts on my toilet |
| dude im trying to shitpost on these bots myself |
| bro you are paying a huge premium to lock in 13 a share for a year\n\nyou are essentially paying 17.5 per share\n\nlike i said if this gaps down again and hits 13 you will lose a shit ton more than just buying shares if you are so bullish you should have gone shorter duration and hedge with puts\n\nive got a limit set for 14 and 13 lets see if they get filled i cant believe you didnt at least hedge these with short puts its insane how people on this sub throw so much money at calls with zero downside protection |
| Good luck bruv |
| Daily reminder that $Amzn Is a SHITCO\n\nSHIT STOCK\n\n😭😭😭 |
| Holding calls over the weekend, fed rate cut week finna go off |
| I don't even. Get options. If they don't go your way the first time then your fd. And even if they come back to your entry they are just worth less. Puts are the worst |
| Shit, is it December already? |
| How will this affect the theme park? |
| I got shares only. \n\nShould have got $META tbh.\n\nWas at very chap valuation 1.4T was free money at 19 P/E.\n\nI thought $amzn would move by now but big under performance last 4 years |
| Haha, if I leave it on in the background for much longer my boss might notice |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Zephyruos made a bet that ONDS would go to 21.5 within **1 month** when it was 10.75 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| When has humanity ever had enough of anything. And nasa themselves mentioned it first and is one of the reason why they are so keen on returning |
| Lmao these downvotes tickle me, bot or real person ? |
| Life was good before 9/11\n\nTerrorism terrorized us |
| Agreed. I didn’t think I could have recovered from the big November dump so fast. |
| Calls on this being a rickroll |
| Got ‘em |
| Hey it’s time for the tortilla slap challenge. Who’s up? |
| Someone hitting here with a new bot net. They gonna plug in tickers and downvote any negative sentiment towards one. A P&D bot is born!\n\nWhy they do it in the daily... they should fuck off. Ruins the vibes |
| Send your boss reference requests about them |
| >This makes no sense to me since this position was not expiring today,\n\nbut the screenshot shows these contracts do indeed expire today... December 5th, 2025. |
| weekend news will probably cause it to gap up on monday as usual |
| Why is Gold getting cooked right now |
| I have never, in my life, seen a more violent "my dick is bigger" move than this one. \n\n"We're going to pull our licensing and make our own streaming service nyeh!". \n\n"I mean we really didn't want to have to do this, but we'll just buy the whole fucking company and lay off half the staff to pay for it. All we wanted was a license, but if you want to die, we can make that happen too. Either way, we're getting that license. If I have to tear your rib cage open and rip it out myself, that's what we'll have to do." |
| My company’s stock dropped 7% the day after my espp shares got unlocked 😔 |
| Sir, a second downvoter has hit the thread. |
| if you downvote, your mom is an ultra cheap whore |
| I'm the exact opposite 🤠 |
| Why not D-Wave |
| But I agree. Very accessible and all the emotionally driven think they can invest now. |
| I found the serial downvoter. [ Here's the retard's user profile. ](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/) Thought they could hide. |
| NASA used to be able to go to ISS till we destroyed them |
| LMFAO @ FIFA peace prize. and he makes fun of participation trophies? |
| Portnoy…that you? |
| What was the rationale for this kind of negative bet? When did you make it? |
| Can you please spend more time on Webull? We need to pump its numbers so my Feb 2028 leaps print |
| Microsoft $MSFT is reportedly talking with Broadcom $AVGO about co-designing chips for its data centers, potentially shifting that business away from Marvell $MRVL (per The Information, citing one person involved)\n\nIs this shit tabloid still at it |
| Say what you want about bears, at least it’s an ethos |
| Gay mod can’t handle these bots |
| Are you saying we are in uncharted territory? |
| fda announced that theyre reducing number of trials and simplifying approvals. get on the rocket, we are going to the moon. |
| Pretty sure 99% of bears extinct, i'm hanging on by a goddamn thread |
| Which means he won't stop |
| That’s it, I’m calling Saul |
| Just saying mining asteroids with robots 20years out 🤔 |
| # MICHAEL SAYLOR IS A FURRY CONFIRMED |
| I think this is all becouse Strive couldnt be the expensive **Slut** it wanted to be |
| Downvotes make my nipples hard. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/HelloTheirCruleWorld made a bet that NVDA would go to 200.0 within **2 weeks** when it was 179.39 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 9 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| My big penis agrees. |
| downvoting bots from gay countries bangladesh and pakistan are back |
| wow, only if you retards could come together for a stock like you are rn with the downvotes! |
| Me:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wbezsswmfg5g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0746471ce704fe885be1a2714c61fe9dc6316062 |
| I messaged u and hope they beat earnings this January that can help |
| Bro |
| saylor moon 💀 |
| You must have hit build number three times. |
| What about the Discovery Global spinoff that is supposed to close first? Do WBD shareholders get any part of that? |
| The Lost Century |
| After hours pricing is for drunks |
| absolute banger if you like Greek mythology |
| I watched |
| I buy spreads more than naked options bc I don’t have the temperament not to panic sell |
| You still have $58 left over! We are cheering for you! |
| Can you send me a link to your course? |
| Kinda. I guess I just think long term. I'm looking out ten fifteen twenty years. Five years is pretty quick. |
| Quilters never win. |
| I hate my coworker so much I might just start sending them good job applications in the hopes they get it and fuck off |
| just do the opposite of what you did to lose 75K? |
| Downvoting bot is back |
| how regarded? |
| I believe IONQ is more established and ahead of the other quantum stocks.\n\nI looked a bit into regretti though, didn't sit well with me. |
| I’m not giving advice. Just relaying what I did today. |
| Warner Bros and the IP was under the trash leadership of the worst CEO in entertainment- david zaslav. As much as I do not like monopolistic capitalism I’m happy that POS who was burying and canceling scripted shows will be out of power. |
| Same |
| Elon should just buy canada and be done with it |
| This comment will have the most downvote ever seen in WSB |
| Little do you know OP next week's trade you're missing out on would make a millionaire. Sucks to suck. Double down like an adult |
| Do NOT downvote.. i am regarded! |
| You didnt include DRIP |
| Reblance Deez Nuts |
| So deff should hold the 106 strike calls for Feb 20th and not sell ? |
| Took a drive feeling okay now but fuck I hate this market |
| I am ok waiting waiting |
| It’s a simple question, nah? |
| 16 full trading days left for 2025! |
| Lol I noticed that too. I think someone lost some money today, got frustrated, and started ragevoting here |
| If they add Saylor Moon to S&P I'm selling everything and moving to Thailand |
| F |
| Decided to hold SPX calls over the weekend and it’s all I’m going to be able to think about all weekend |
| Lots of simps here 😂 |
| HBO to Max to HBO Max to Max to HBO to Max... Something like that. I think they changed names like 6 times, and all of it stupid. Just should have kept it HBO but someone was angsty. |
| Pelosi!!! |
| Right? At this rate, streaming might just become as expensive as all those cable bundles we tried to escape from. It's wild how quickly things change. |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Where are you getting your shrooms? |
| Maybe be is and that’s why he gets so sleepy all the time. After you have a burger it makes you absolutely need a nap. |
| We have enough helium on earth. |
| Rebalance is on the 19th , announcement is today 515 |
| That's when they are added. The announcement is today. |
| NVDA’s $210 bid is postponed until Monday |
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| If OP had just invested in $SPY he would have $160,000 worth of stock right now |
| your mom and mstr to be included in s&p |
| Vacs it right back up in there. |
| Wtf is wrong with you dude? Just stop being poor! |
| Lmao |
| Hollow knight silk song, Arc raiders |
| This week was confirmation that the good trading week I had a while back was an anomaly. |
| If you learn from your mistakes, you can improve. But you're making the same mistakes over and over again then you should quit. You can also practice with paper trading. I lost a lot more than you before I starting making improvements. I was thinking just like you. Some days I'm great and others I'm horrible. Try to be consistent and joining a good discord group can help. |
| Will the meeting with Canada today mean anything? If trade talks aren’t resuming then tf is the point |
| PATH comeback before close was epic. Institutional buying that shit up so fast. |
| Monday big green |
| You’re helping rich people by losing* ftfy |
| +53% account year to date, still holding QQQ and GOOGL leaps. Calling it a year with no more active trading and gonna vacation for 1.5 months in Korea, Vietnam, and Taiwan. Good luck to those still fighting in the trenches |
| ☝️ ber cult leader |
| TSLA is now a robotics + AI chip selling company, it sells dreams too /s |
| Great markets closed for the weekend, and I have to leave work to see my bitch of a wife. |
| For the benefit of those less experienced who think about doing what you're doing...\n\nWhat was your analysis/realization/process for when you knew you could most likely make this gig work? Did that happen before or did you take much of a leap of faith?\n\n\----\n\nWhat are your preferred investment and/or trading vehicles, sectors, etc? |
| sounds about right, bought the dip (didn't sell as it profited) then dumped 0.2% to only V shape after I sold slightly above profit. When you don't take profits it dumps, then sell it pumps :D, they're good at that shit |
| Great stock, you could have had more shares in RGTI |
| its the weekend again? Ah shit |
| At that age thin is bad |
| > I allocated around 85 percent of my portfolio into Google in May after Google DeepMind revealed AlphaEvolve\n\nAlphaEvolve works like this:\n\n1. "HAY I WANT AN ALGORITHM TO ACCOMPLISH X"\n2. "CAN YOU TRY [CREATING A BUNCH OF ALGORITHMS AND THEN DOING A SHOOTOUT FOR ME?](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/GhaDLQQb2_J9SLB8S72g8EbpjWgqBshm1gSajn-mEdu9iolm9qhbmKAce2PNdNo--mLK2K8DWsmRCEopxnWfRyy8nN9N3r60FX930gLzAyM=w2880-rw-lo)"\n3. "THANKS"\n\nAnd what are the accomplishments of this magnificent beast?\n\n> AlphaEvolve discovered a simple yet remarkably effective heuristic to help Borg orchestrate Google's vast data centers more efficiently. This solution, now in production for over a year, continuously recovers, on average, **0.7%** of Google’s worldwide compute resources\n\nA millioptimization which only pays dividends at Google's scale of operation. Bravo.\n\nGood luck with your bet |
| The demand is on Earth now. But its exactly like building any infrastructure. Its the set up for what comes later. |
| Serial downvoter is angry because they weren't added to the S&P 500. |
| Actually really like my roomba |
| Someone testing out their new downvote bot! |
| *furiously press updoot* |
| Do I need to care to ask? |
| we're not laying off enough people 😤 |
| I think so. They also saved America by preventing a 🥭 sycophant from taking over CNN and even more media outlets so they win in the karma department at least. They were in the 130’s in June. 120’s in October. No matter what they are a huge moneymaking machine |
| fuck i shouldnt have sold BITF a million shares bought after hours |
| The casino would like to thank you for your money and being a diamond platinum elite dumbass member. |
| Doable, give me the money, I know how to do it. What do you prefer? Roulette or Black Jack? |
| Phew, we are in the clear 😅\n\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/1997056133089866074 |
| The market is at ATH, what are you even doing. |
| MMs sending downvote bots as the final fuck you |
| Can’t tell if he’s causing the assault or getting assaulted. |
| No one cares about downvotes |
| You should start drinking everyday again, you were more pleasant |
| I thought the announcement was on the 19th |
| Looks like he closed out 6 days ago super green (post above). One more week and it would have been parabolic! |
| Ay dude, can I hold a dollar since you're so generous |
| screenshot this |
| Yes spacex has been contracted to deorbit the iss, spacex has also been contracted to launch the axiom and vast stations. And yes amazon has hired, ula(vulcan and atlas), blue origin(new glenn), arianespace( ariane 6) and spacex(falcon 9) to launch their sats.\n\nWe have no idea what spacex is making on launches they dont make it public. Their are rumours that the internal cost for falcon 9 is around 20 Million but for customers minimum 65/69 million. Still being cheaper that their current competition ULA |
| You need to buy VOO and add to it every month. Look at it again in 20 years |
| #**UNCUMS* * |
| Interesting, the tpu fud was really annoying as someone with NVDA position |
| Dude downvoting everyone in chat rn\n\nBe real how much you lose? |
| I think you’re in the wrong place |
| My b i honestly forgot that was even a rule |
| SPY 700 next week LETS GO |
| We've gone up 9 of last 10 days. Quit whining just cause YOU suck at this!! |
| Misery loves company |
| Why isn’t 🥭 man taking the fat people drug? |
| mstr sofi confirmed for s&p inclusion. |
| We are Charlie Kirk we carry the flame |
| U think we can see a quick hype maybe go to 110 - 115 by Jan or Feb |
| I imagine (okay, maybe hope) they are going to combine services eventually. I would pay more on Netflix to drop Max. |
| maybe you should drink amurican coke instead |
| Did hit ... lol lame asf joke |
| IONQ is making a lot of acquisitions, bullish. |
| Didn’t dispute ghey accusation tho 🤔 |
| What? |
| Think of it like poker. It's not over until you leave the table |
| Man I wish I had some volatility in my stock market |
| Congratulations you played yourself 🎊 👏 |
| Exactly this. People who want to watch good content will now pay a monthly few to pay to produce new sloppier slop |
| Disney wants you to pay to put out Ai slop for them. |
| Well, 180k, 8k, it’s all the same. |
| There should be no tax on snuggling. The fact that if I want to snuggle costs me 30% on my |
| Good for you Pal |
| TGL |
| Mexican Coke at Costco is $36 for a 24 pack, in 2018 it was 18 dollars, 100% increase. Merica!! |
| Just need a 275% return to break even |
| Bought some leaps today. If the deal goes through they are huge media company who may distribute more of their stuff in theaters. If it doesn’t, they still blocked their competitor from becoming a major streaming threat for now, maybe forever. |
| anyone downvoting this is straight and giga bullish |
| The expiration is a year away.\n\nIt traded at 17 a day ago, so the options would have been almost breakeven. \n\nThey are trading at a 3 year low, while being in a objectively better position.\n\nAlso, it's just betting. There are companies trading at 4-5 times their mcap, while having almost 0 revenue. So, maybe it will work out, maybe it won't. But in my experience, someone might be looking to buy them at this valuation, or there might be pressure to find a buyer from the board/shareholders. |
| Its not for another 2 weeks |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Badmotorfinger87 made a bet that NVDA would go to 185.0 within **2 days** when it was 179.784 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| no I'm a bull you're just urinating on a thread for no reason |
| Bers downvoting to make their negative accounts feel less lonely lol |
| I'm was up every day this week. I own 1 Mag7, Google. |
| I mean plus the 23.25…why downvotes? |
| Quantum is but not with ionq 😂 |
| I’ve made more money in my 0.01% savings account with Chase. |
| Lmao you cooked. \n\nBaggy spotted. I can see from your post you are poor + stupid.\n\nGood luck |
| Many NVDA bulls went to Valhalla \n\nInstead Jensen took me to Charlie Kirks and Kash patels Valhalla 😂😂😂 |
| You sound poor and unintelligent. |
| Ur driving, u see the gas price is too high ur like “nah never mind I’ll try later”. But ur trading and u see the big green KOK and ur like “CALLS” . 🤡🤡🤡 |
| The best part was that you were actually done five years ago, you just did not know it yet. |
| confirmed sofi s&p inclusion |
| sub 500mm cap |
| hey cop, you ever get your shit pushed in? |
| # Peter Schiff for Fed Chair. |
| Idk why someone would willingly just choose to be a bear. Just a sad sad existence |
| It wouldn't shock me they can guess the emotional state of retail with all the data they have and when we're likely to one way or the other. But I don't mean it like that... \n\nMore like we live in this post infinite bailout infinite debt world. There's no crash. No "risk". Just slow bleeding and deterioration of the middle class and poor. Everyone drowning in the K economy while they just pump endless money at this thing. Those with money already get richer. |
| Who's in for happy hour? My treat. Put it on my tab, under BeerHunter42069. |
| when are they taking Saylor Moon out of QQQ I can't take nasdaq seriously anymore |
| downvote if you are gay, fat, living in a dumpster, married to your sister |
| Ive zero data to prove any of this but i dont think the percentage of junk being produced has really changed. I think we are just more aware which producer is specifically putting out successful media compared to before. \n\nI think blaming Netflix and saying everything they produce is junk is pretty disingenuous. |
| bear trap? bull trap? nah this is a downvote trap GET OUTTA HERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN |
| why tf is MRNA up |
| More people should be doing something like this, the number of idiots who YOLO their whole account and have nothing to fall back on is concerning. |
| Don’t dox me like that dude |
| The only other option is standard, who wants that |
| Maybe you are on to something |
| SVRA |
| It did a stock split, looks like it’s losing support of $100, I could see this going cheaper and their recent acquisition of WBD wasn’t taken lightly by the market |
| Billions? Naw. $20 mil donation to the ballroom fund ought to do it. |
| Gamblers Anonymous here you come. \n\nAnd there you go. |
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| You lost it all? |
| According to the bls stats released the median income for a college educated adult male is 100k. Antiwork about to have a meltdown? |
| Statistically you will lose it all. You need an exit strategy or a leverage plan. |
| Today was Biden’s market. |
| Buying HBO might actually fix that.\n\n\nWarner has warehouses full of props for their creatives to use … |
| Bearish. Space stock people will prefer to buy the better space stock |
| https://preview.redd.it/p0sk5cm0eg5g1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40ed55a3de66bad842e5925538dba67a6205d923 |
| People here don't seem to realize they're already over the scale curve for mass production, somehow? It's why their $/Kg to orbit is so low. |
| Agreed within reason\n\nBut a measured diverse portfolio is a lot different then heavily betting on the 3 week performance of a stock for maximum gains (or as seen here flat out losses). |
| Has that show gotten better. I remember watching season 1 and being like man the writing in this is awful but at least the animation and stuff is pretty sick |
| Lmao tgl up 140% after hours |
| Breaking News: SPY 500 is exposed as a total fraud after journalist discovered it includes more than 500 companies. |
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| I know it’s bears who downvote cuz they ghey |
| If Sofi in S&P inclusion today I will put out for one of you |
| Yes. And poor 😔 - ber |
| bears resorting to buying puts on reddit karma |
| Nope, add id say on dips, but that’s a big loss for my perspective since I don’t have a fuck ton of money, if ur willing to be done for a bit by all means, like if ur over 6 figures in ur main account, still not my recommend stop loss |
| I looked - I personally was responsible for \~4.6% of todays total volume on the 686c's lol. |
| We need a CATASTROPHIC sell-off, not just cutesy "profit-taking" |
| Play Jumpcat! Right here on Reddit! Great game! I'm top 70 all time points worldwide!!! |
| Better than being gaped by MMs like last month |
| What are your positions? Gotta get back up 20% to break even ): |
| Anyone bullish on Netflix by Jan or Feb ? |
| Not an IPO, just a chance for insiders to sell their stock. |
| The game Grounded if you want something that’ll take up your entire weekend |
| Numbers leaking on Twitter, same thing happened the week before Gemini 3 released and those numbers were accurate |
| Bears in chat mad rn 😔 |
| that's the giant P&D rug isnt it? |
| Bad news bud. There are SO MANY fat fucks. |
| blood of Zeus |
| What's up 63% on the month? |
| Wow guys they’re adding Microsoft to the s&p 500 *slowpoke jpeg* |
| Nah just enough to withdraw for a decent steak to celebrate |
| what stocks did you lose on and how? |
| Wish I could get puts on SMX |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/leakybiscuit made a bet that SNOW would go to 270.0 within **4 days** when it was 258.7 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| Metaverse still exists?! |
| Can't move, Ive been sitting for too long that my ass become one with my chair |
| Just gotta buy calls 0DTE |
| ☠️☠️☠️ |
| Space X IPO bearish or bullish for RKLB? |
| At this rate people are gonna have use buy now pay later just to eat. Calls on AFRM and KLAR. |
| Should've given it to me. \n\nI just put my savings into index funds and I'm up 96% in 5 years. |
| WHAT |
| Station 11 |
| Damn got too greedy and bought at top now I’m wiped out |