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| Don’t forget to take a shit today y’all don’t wanna carry it into 2026 |
| Only 8 meals? He could afford to have his blood removed and replaced with cocaine. |
| Calls or puts it is???? |
| SNAP |
| Copper! 🔥 |
| So you live with your parents? |
| Adding more to WERX ! |
| !remindme 21 hours |
| Open up the fucking futures!! |
| #VIX SAYS FUTURE VOLITILITY PERCEPTION REMAINS UNCHANGED DESPITE THE FLATTEST WEEK OF THE YEAR |
| Weimar, here we come |
| Believe it or not- calls |
| You did it wrong you coward |
| He’s been hanging around the last decade to buy the crash and it never happened. \nUnlike the guys propping up the system, this bloke has class. |
| I get what you’re saying. My only reservation is that it’s hard for me to justify this valuation currently.\n\nIt feels too much like a shot in the dark, even more so after this 200% run up |
| https://preview.redd.it/aaecqp3v3fag1.png?width=2501&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b4f7f68bac7f49f47b744252076cddbde442a0a |
| but it's a robotic company who cares about cars! |
| Will there be the traditional ball drop at close tomorrow? |
| banbet $spy 685 12/31 |
| Does anyone else hide when the delivery man arrives at your door |
| Man if I had just made different decisions based on knowledge of the future I would be up 1,000,000% |
| A dude from your brokerage will call you probably 3 hours before expiration if you get to crazy with large amounts of options in the money reminding you of the potential magin loan and your option to sell now |
| Youre still surviving i see |
| Their sizing is weird. Some crocs 9 are 12 sneakers. Some 12s are 10s sneakers |
| a lot of the customer service representatives don't really know options too well for some reason, only one grilled me at schwab to make sure i wouldnt fuck myself when i was applying for level two options to do debit spreads |
| i roughed up and changed ur mom |
| YOU and ME and HER: A Love Story\n 😂 |
| If he kept it, he’s down at least 65% |
| approximate retail value |
| Want to learn how to lose money, listen to CNBC. They will bash a stock and then go buy it. |
| I don't see POET getting above 15-20 next year. So the 17 strike January 2027 is a little tight for my liking. |
| work in progress sir! it ain't over till it's over. one more day to fulfil the target! |
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| Yeah. I usually wear size 10.5 or 11 sneakers and size 10 crocs fit me fine |
| 90% since 1998 |
| Two chicks at the same time. |
| Because they buy our shit when they need to do something intensive… |
| Bro doesn’t do that any time in the last 7 years, but chooses now 😆😆😆😆😆 |
| 😒 |
| What is ARV |
| it's downright un-American |
| What a fucking brokie 🙃 |
| Sorry her name is Karen |
| He’s out in 2026. Then the printers really start |
| Could've hardly chosen a billionaire who fits this statement less. |
| No the fuck it does not. |
| 😒 |
| Future volatility is expected to be minimal |
| it can either be a few things but the main ones are limit order where you choose the price you want to sell the contracts at or you can do a market order where the brokerage routes the order with the best possible price they can but that isn't always the best price you can get just what buy orders are on the market at the time |
| AXSM |
| Imagine what a nightmare an actual family is |
| Would someone explain what he did here? |
| I sold them all to you. Thanks for free money |
| Do they run big? Was thinking 11 or 12 |
| I very much want profit. That’s the idea. But I almost sold it when it was worth $20k, then $50k, and now it’s $70k. The timing I’ll figure out and live with. If it cuts in half next week I’ll live with it.\n\nBut the crux of my question was what happens if I let it expire and don’t have enough money in my account t to purchase the shares. I was genuinely afraid that I’d forget about it. |
| You already have a bet going - CVNA to 445.69129999999996 before 02-Jan-2026 02:51 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| makes sense ty |
| Just mine |
| Silver seems humpy dumpy |
| The perception of future volatility is roughly unchanged given the events of the day. |
| Actually the real lesson is let people innovate and fuck the legacy powers that get in the way, don't let the populist monkeys drive your economy.\n\nChina is fortunate it doesn't have an industrial equivalent of the Midwest full of blue collar workers cosplayers that it needs to cater to with a unionized workforce that whines about job losses every time industry progresses. |
| no, because of daylight saving time |
| First mistake: you don’t lose 90k you doofus, you lost your initial investment of $500. |
| Hold until January 2nd to avoid tax for another year. Also be mindful of the 60/40 rule of long options |
| Get size 10. Color should be GREEN for good luck |
| Everything at Whole foods is a scam |
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| Then kill your dog |
| Ai know the feeling. I made over 100k on GameStop back in late January of 2021 I believe. I lost it all by the end of the same year. Life’s a bitch. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4iiip5ix2fag1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=60dff1ca1175fcfeddc30bb53290b8f21d2e5967 |
| -Said everyday |
| Hate that. |
| Some bitch on CNBC is bashing the CEO of Nike for inly buying 1 million in Nike stock like it’s chump change and a rounding error. |
| Did anyone else buy puts on SPY right before market close? |
| You sound like a very particular power user. ‘The typical consumer’ looks at the sticker price with a lot more interest than they do country of origin IMO. |
| https://preview.redd.it/2zvlg6bv2fag1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=c347923178c65319a67dc079b6e141a8e3a933f7 |
| You people are idiots. You sell it January 2nd to avoid the tax situation for another year (this depends on when you bought and the 60/40 rule in certain cases too)\n\n\nOn January 16 your broker will buy the shares and you will automatically be put on margin with interest accruing daily. Your broker also might liquidate the position before expiration if they find this "margin holding a risk" which i doubt considering how small your contracts are.\n\n\n\n\nLong story short. Sell January 2nd at the soonest. Don't sell now you idiot... why? To pay taxes sooner? |
| Ok so Lets hope china doesn't invade Taiwan and tsmc's facilities and laboratories, forcing USA to dismantle and relocate such those |
| Or the stock goes up and you lost more by not just buying now |
| the last chance to make a generational debt this year. |
| UAMY… say more |
| SPY is up 0.8% for this month. \n\nGot one trading day left. |
| The CEO bought shares, typically a sign they think its going to go up. \n\nSource: i pay for data. Still wont pay for onlyfans tho |
| oooo Im so scared |
| gonna have some mickey dees in his honor |
| You gotta have a good PM and it's a world of difference |
| It sucks for now but it can be a good thing our tech industry. They need to wake up and understand that there is competition out there and we will eventually be left behind if we dont protect out own. We will see how this plays out. |
| Euro stocks 600 is up 16% for europeans, if an american invested in euro600 he would be up 31% in 2025. Let that sink in |
| The top is in |
| https://preview.redd.it/nd82n9ro2fag1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=c7df805fa808455a1ecc3b0800156a19c05adbd4 |
| Allegedly |
| easy money |
| How is the vix almost unchanged today when the volitility is 0? You dont get any less volitile than saying "the price opened at 679" and also closed at 679. Am i missing something? |
| https://preview.redd.it/jytvntak2fag1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=f571913ab695b95c34a13c913eab0788868945a7 |
| What size and color crocs should I buy? Size 10.5 sneakers. Too lazy to go to store just gonna order |
| You realize apple pushed for that ban a long time ago correct? Also you don't think the US doesn't do the same hell wr put kill switches on all jets made in the US commercial or military. |
| 17$ Calls Jan 27 exp. This will hit harder than quantum stocks once production takes off |
| "nowhere us near when it comes to quality" how would you know? |
| https://preview.redd.it/5un3r1xh2fag1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=7978c97570db94e79c167e7124cb379dcc97b6a3 |
| One thing you’ll learn from talking to old men is that they all hope their wives will die soon so they can die in peace |
| Seems like a roller coaster! Here is to a better 2026 🥂 |
| Chinese putting sketchy shit in their chips isn’t propoganda. There’s literally bans for using Huawei chips in the US for anything gov related |
| Well to start off, you don’t have enough conviction in SLV dumping and you know deep down it’ll hit triple digits that’s why you paper handed the shorts. Let’s not fight the feelings with the silly shorting and puts. After seeing today’s bounce back, you know deep down silver won’t stay down too long so why short it? Buy some calls and embrace your true feelings, chump. |
| I watch The Smartest Guys in the Room like 8 times a year....gotta pump my numbers up |
| friggin facts |
| I’m also coping hard that amzn isn’t at $300 already |
| Being poor still beats having a 9-5 and daily standups. That shit is torture |
| no worries only down $2250 your first day as the market begins to crater leading into midterms. |
| Visual novel lmao. Were you gooning to a sex game? |
| But what's the goal if not to profit? If you say "I only play with money I can lose so I'd rather watch it go to zero than take profits", what was the point of the entire exercise? |
| https://preview.redd.it/oaf0h7i62fag1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c6dbdf0688cc115a9b1b4525daca95c16913962 |
| Hopefully something starts happening in January. December trading has been boring as f’ck |
| My name is also Eric, but I don't have the T |
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| Make me |
| I’m sure it’s going to 20T at some point |
| Yes, but i was overexposed so I panicked |
| Again, no immediate impact. And those price increases were all just price gauging. Especially cerial - theres some much cerial sitting in the warehouses that shit could feed the country all by itself for 5 years. |
| Went to sleep at 7 AM because I got carried away playing this crazy visual novel. \n\nWoke up at 11 AM to a pounding headache so I doordashed a double big mac with extra big mac sauce, and a double filet-o-fish with extra tartar sauce. The filet-o-fish was good, but the big mac had too much sauce tbh.\n\nSmashed the Mc Donald's down and proceeded to pace around my house for 2 hours. Now I just made myself some green tea and drank it with an Advil, headache finally gone.\n\nThis year I landed a tech position which allowed me to save my first $100K, but ended up getting laid off a while back. Been spending my days running and lifting weights, as I don't really care to work for a while as I was working 12+ hours a day 7 days a week for the first half of 2025 and my marginal tax rate is like 50% for this year.\n\nHere's to 2025! Cheers! |
| Bro should be graceful as fuck having spend only 500 dollar to learn the life lesson that short term options is gambling |
| Online casino better |
| Is rh giveaway for gold members only? |
| Shut up. |
| Why? |
| Wheeling ONDS has been extremely profitable recently. It's literally range bound within 8.5-9.5 |
| Kool but u bought @ the top. May push to 200 but still the top. |
| Where is the post for 2026? |
| https://preview.redd.it/o3lhw4qt1fag1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f614b3de73b7b85f5662990771a25dd13293e68 |
| Chamath is a claim’s own rebuttal. No additional work necessary. |
| What about these June 2026 $120 calls market maker? |
| Battleships? Is it 1942? |
| /remindeme |
| Your local casino is open |
| Consumer PC was 8.7-11% of NVDA’s revenue, for an idea of how much the home computer matters for the stock price. (89% revenue from commercial)\n\nAlso I personally can’t have my games crash ever. I realize it’s totally a “me” thing, but I play hardcore variants of games and a disconnect resulting in a death due to a faulty PC could wipe hundreds of hours.\n\nPCs are typically seen as a “major” purchase for most people. People will accept Chinese knockoffs when it comes to pots/pans/knick-knacks, but when it comes to things like my car, my PC, and my parachute, I don’t trust them and I don’t think the typical consumer does either. |
| 6 🤷🏼♂️ 7 |
| several etfs are rebalancing tomorrow |
| You mean from $76 to $75? |
| Yea bro, nothing happened when he flashed 99% tariffs on McDonald's island penguins besides a ton of companies firing whole departments and freezing hiring.\n\nNothing happened.\n\nThat cereal box that now costs 40% more than it did 10 months ago? Not real, it's actually an AI cereal box. |
| Balls deep. |
| Diversify, Start slow, don't get all your money out there in trades. Keep some and trade with some. That way if you get punked, you still get another chance🙌🏻\nLosing it all at once is devastating🤦🏻♂️\nOption can get you quick, cause if you don't make that margin you will be losing every trade.\nMaybe options are not for you?\nMaybe penny stocks?\nMaybe long term stocks?\nDividend stocks?\nMaybe try all of them but start small and see how you do!\nThe best advice I have for you🫵🏻\nIf you get mad at losing it all, maybe you can't afford to lose it in the first place🤷🏻♂️\nStocks are rigged and you got to be observant and knowledgeable in options to make money!\nMaybe buy an options course?!\nWhat is your strategy???? |
| Low volume til at least Friday. If you feel like you can't afford to wait, you can't afford not to |
| Of course |
| Any hot gym babes? |
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| I closed my shorts at a loss before the epic silver dump. If I've held out for literally 2 more min, I would have broken even. Can someone make me feel better because this always happen 😞 |
| bought xom calls and 7 minutes later already down 15% tomorrow will be fun |
| if you wait to close until 1/1 the tax isn't due until 3/15/27 |
| Flat is the best outcome for silver right now.\nBurn the gamblers is what’s best for longevity of this run. |
| SPY 800 by EOD tomorrow \n\n:cope: |
| Top is in |
| america helped japan to rebuilld its industrial capabilities after ww2 and allowed japan to export to western markets. also the us let japan keep the yen weak to make sure japan wont become communist. back then made in japan was equivalent to made in china today just cheap stuff that didnt last. japan's industries improved overtime and by the 80s it became known as good quality and very reliable. western brands couldnt compete against japnese brands, so us had japan sign the plaza accord and ended the weak yen and japans bubble popped |
| The US should absolutely ban products built on theft of IP and trade secrets, especially when they're subsidized by a hostile government dedicated to undermining the US economy. It's even worse that Chinese chips would be a national security risk considering the CCP military's direct access to the chips and their history of malicious firmware, e.g. the Lenovo incidents. |
| monopoly on patroleum to patrol the coast of S. America ! |
| selling very short DTE far far OTM calls erryday ... |
| I think Bezos and Ex selling are the problem. I know both have active share sells outstanding in 2025, like billions of dollars. If they stop, this might actually move |
| Why didn’t tsla pump today? There was bad news about sales estimates. |
| #Ricky Gervais just dropped a new special on netflix LMAO🤌 |
| # Another day of a whole bunch of nothing |
| Why silver no move? WHY? |
| i need a 12 bagger to go even for the year |
| That looks nothing like him |
| I now require half my trades positions to be profitable |
| $SPY 700 EOW\n\nWhy am I not allowed to say slurs in the cinnabon |
| Tabloids aren’t covering this stuff. It’s clear that the pressure exerted by Trump is having an impact. |
| It's not that, criticize them all the way to Monday they done some heinous shit but use facts not just that old dog whistle of they are to stupid to build anything better. |
| Ladyboy* |
| The last time the market tanked in april, just remember that nothing actually happened. It was coreographed. Your life, my life, nobodys life changed except for some drop-shipper selling doll houses sourced from china. If you think even for a second that it warranted a so called "liberation day" youre lost in the sauce. Wanna know what had an impact? A fuckin blockade of battleships off the coast of latin america. Imediate impact across the board to trade and the entire patroleum market. Market did not FLINCH my guy. |
| Is casino closed for new years? |
| I think that's why so many people are turned off by overly prideful patriotism. Especially when it turns a blind eye to the erosion of the things that we're supposedly feeling proud of. I never thought I would see something like "Kavanaugh Stops" in America, and that's what I *was* proud of. |
| It's over for you |
| Worked perfectly. I sold them. |
| See you there |
| My tax preparer is gonna have a field day seeing me trade millions in collateral value just to end the year at $400 loss (assuming nothing happens tomorrow). |
| tmrw prob gonna be red cuz tax loss harvesting before EOY 🫠 |
| Notice that crypto melt up👀👀 |
| I always shut off camera then flick the physical slider to be safe |
| Dude is a dude who doesn’t post substantive rebuttals to dude posts but wouuld rather “Dude” a dude. \n\nHow about you do something, say something or even create something besides this nonsense that got you top 1% of internet time wasters. |
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| "Lol... stupid SLV bagholders..."\n\n- I say with my port down -2% on the day |
| Guarantee this graphic was generated |
| oh no! don't criticize anything but america! that's racist! |
| Sell cash secured puts. |
| Lmao amazing meme |
| > America was cooked by allowing ivy league broski's, who have never made anything other than an order at a restaurant, the power to sell our entire manufacturing base off.\n\nAmerica cooked itself on consumerism and an endless appetite for cheap shit. The median American benefited from offshoring and globalization. We voted for that outcome with every purchase. |
| So buy big egg stock |
| I sold some puts. If I get assigned then ill be in the game as I dont own any currently. If not, all good it worked out to 3.5% weekly return. |
| Gonna tell all the new gym people about Eli Lily’s weight loss drugs to pump my calls |
| Little hats=condoms |
| no idea. probably after jan 16th when my calls get (hopefully) assigned |
| !remind me in 17 days |
| Got it. So panik |
| I did that, have not used it in 10yrs. Good luck. Then buy a pool table. |
| I’ll bring my discount junk drawer cock rings. |
| For my home PC that I mostly use to videogame and browse the web?\n\nIf they give me a 5090-clone that is 80% as good for 20% of the price, sure. Who cares if occasionally the game crashes.\n\nFor professional applications and for my work stuff (aerospace engineer here), you probably have a point, but that doesn't mean that nvidia, intel, amd etc. won't see the effect on a portion of their sales (I know home desktops aren't the lion share for those companies anymore, but they must still make up a decent percent of the total) |
| Are you his wife's bull? |
| #Since Russians are now overlords and they celebrate Christmas on January 7th, santa rally got moved to next week LMAO🤌🦅🗽 |
| Final trade of the year. We will go out with a bang if not a dud...if so we begin with a bang or start again as a dud...the mood for trading will be set this week....prepare anoos |
| Multiple multi baggers. Asts was 8x and avgo 4x and Mstr 2.5 x and silver 7x. Sold all at tiny profit and silver at loss |
| You’re thinking like a longterm investor, not a trader. |
| And the US will ban the Chinese chips to protect Nvidia. Chinese companies will be paying 25% what American companies pay for nearly the same chips. Who's the winner here? |
| Dude is quoting Chamath |
| https://preview.redd.it/5a78wx9f0fag1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b2288cae744932f36ef1e6df4a15e5283ed0ab7 |
| This 👆 is the CIA doing a psyop on us. |
| I fell for the SPY 700 meme and now I’m going to lose my house |
| Best looking? 38% of their net income goes to employee stock plans and they never buy shares back or pay a dividend, probably the main reason its flat. Shareholders literally get diluted over and over again. NVDA with its current forward pe or meta is a good buy, not amazon. |
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| Maybe it’s a shitty company |
| No... a tripple top means that it continuously failed to break its high. I would point to the double bottom if I wanted to buy calls. Right now it's in a sideways holding pattern. It could go either way. |
| damn you |
| Two behind-the-wendy's-dumpsters at once! |
| With shitty first halves before everyone figures out the direction of things. |
| Hedging would be the useful purpose but I don’t know how much of the volume is used on these kind of purposes. |
| That's so hard. When you let them run they retrace back to $0, when you sell for little profit they moon. |
| Less if you consider how easy it is for a minor to do it from a phone. 🙃 |
| I too am a ONDS CC enjoyer |
| got 3 dozen eggs this week for 5 bucks at walmart. |
| Probably because it's about to blow off top to the moon |
| next time sit out the whole year and just wait for those 4 trades |
| https://preview.redd.it/qka38a960fag1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f691a15ca330fa01ce32f39d2081e65f67363c3\n\nFeel better? |
| Congrats and thanks to many commenters that I got some more insight in options trading as I was always curious and this was an entertaining post to read. I hope that the trolling was all in good fun and not meant to be anything more. (I troll too but usually against a YouTuber who I followed on a couple of his bad trades which is my fault so I try to like others post against him or comment so that others won’t follow him blindly and pay for his subscriptions so that they won’t be let down as some previous subscribers of his program have said. I never subscribed myself but I lost enough to feel comfortable enough to do it whenever he posts something on X that allows for me to post my own thoughts as he has a lot of YouTube subscribers, myself included ). Please remember that someone will always have more than you or it’s just not your time yet. Maybe you have a house or great family life or a good paying rewarding job or your getting part, or all your inheritance now, and some ppl will never have or get it only when they’re too old to enjoy it, and maybe he’s only got $75k, nobody knows each others story so please be thankful for what you have. I wish you all health and wealth in 2026! All the best! |
| Typically the market goes up Monday and Tuesday if it’s going to flush for tax harvesting day. However this is too obvious so calls tomorrow since it flushed two days in a row already |
| They are well within their expected projections from before Trump talked shit. Don't believe all the tabloids. |
| Okay, whos' got some NVO coverage? |
| Bullish? What? Where? Otherwise agree |
| Bult a home gym for us |
| It's going to double by EOY 2026. Be more patient |
| YOLO Stonk Options FTL… |
| He’s truly stupid |
| Trading is just gambling with more steps |
| Yeah, same but it's been consolidating here for a while. It might just go. |
| The problem is I haven’t let my winners run this year. Would be up 50 percent or more this year instead of red |
| My name is also Eric T…. |
| American exceptionalism in a nutshell. |
| Will become the norm given 37 Trillion in deficits and a decrepit old man whining for even lower rates and more give-aways |
| The gym I go to bouta be full of New Year’s resolution mfers this Friday |
| Hello nvda pls go up 10% like you did last week |
| There’s gotta be a way to make money off this, it’s simply too good |
| Gotta keep that epeen in shape. |
| why do i think the market is going to flush tmrw |
| Bruh, it was 170 like a week ago |
| It’s very fitting because his mouth resembles Butthead’s |
| Admit it, you've peeked at ladybug porn |
| Can nbis just go up 15% please so I can breakeven? I don't even want profits anymore. |
| Having a frotting party tomorrow night at Wendy's, all are invited. I have little hats and free champagne |
| When’s the next launch |
| Europe has no D, there’s still a quarter left to play |
| Yeah bro gtfo |
| Egg prices are such a scam. Whole Foods still keeping them jacked up. \n\nI bought some CALM in the store |
| >Ho |
| https://preview.redd.it/rju4ah9rzeag1.png?width=2731&format=png&auto=webp&s=f604479d81140bc89127fb33ff1c2242d0c6703c |
| My dad is my accountant I can't wait for tax time 🤡 |
| The individual stocks that I already own as we enter in 2026: GOOGL, RKLB, ASTS, PATH, UAMY. Additional stocks that I'm planning to buy soon: MU, NBIS, AMPX. Come on guys, I 'm sure 2026 will be great, let's fucking rock n roll 🤟 |
| Oh no! Didn't you know that Cramer loves NVDA? |
| #I want to buy a finca somewhere remote and just hang out with goats, cows and like 10 dogs all day. Also 3 sugar babies on rotation \n#\n#this has been a cashflow finca update |
| I'm seeing that. Cool, more insider buying is good! I'm not gonna bet against elliot and tim lol. My leaps are good! Holding strong |
| Watch the market tank after he leaves. |
| that's when you're able to sell it. just have to hold on until that date....\n\nmwuahahahahahahahaha |
| i put in a few but i’m lowkey hoping for a pullback so i can add more, i have high hopes for 2026 |
| He may be the dumbest of them |
| Worth more with a higher hourly rate |
| Amazon touched $80 a few years ago. I guess it depends when you bought. I've made more trading Amazon than any other stock. I really think it's about to break out here. I'm in balls deep |
| So many fear inducing events come and go but nothing ever happens. Calls |
| Reported that Elliot bought 1m worth of shares. |
| All i want is +2% nasdaq in 1-2 week |
| If you thought the last few trading days were boring, have a day of watching the same $60 trading back and forth all day! |
| And throw it in the ocean |
| He also said to buy every dip. -10k later I've learned not to trust him. \n\nI knew bitcoin was done for the year after saylors buy now post dumped it 10% the following week. |
| That first W is what fucked you 🤣 |
| Isn’t it kinda fitting Eric T is the crypto son? |
| when the next lunr lander tips its going to 0. |
| Gold retriever is peak evolution. Apex of the evolutionary chain |
| Yep I got 5 75 puts sold rn tryna get in the 70s again if it don’t drop to 75 by Feb I’ll take the Pre and keep selling till I get my entry |
| more like past 5 |
| 🤦🏼♂️ |
| Port looking green and clean after realizing losses |
| Then go live in the forest |
| On the 16th your back behind the wendys dumpster giving 5$ gummers to save enough money to file bankruptcy. \n\nGoodluck. |
| Shoulda heard good ol Hock at the conference call through. What a trainwreck of a speaker lol |
| I wish it had statistics on how fast data centers were being built there and whether this rule is slowing their roll\n\nTencent is renting Blackwell’s in a Japanese cloud, Alibaba is doing the same through Singapore. No idea about ByteDance.\n\nThe US doesn’t permit China access to these chips but oddly enough it’s been perfectly happy letting them rent cloud space with them, as long as the chips aren’t physically in China\n\n> At multiple facilities in Southeast Asia, the company rents Nvidia chips to Chinese tech giant Alibaba Group Holding Ltd., itself a recent subject of US national security concerns, according to documents reviewed by Bloomberg and people familiar with the matter, who asked for anonymity to discuss confidential business matters. Washington generally allows that setup, which Nvidia says helps secure American AI leadership, but there have long been calls to close what some see as a loophole.\n\nChina’s also floated subsidizing electricity and other operations costs. But even with these chips, my understanding was that there’s not a huge rush because the big guys are renting elsewhere and, at this moment, they’ll be paying higher costs for a worse product |
| Thanks for explaining it to regards above |
| Hey i'm curious if there would be less of this fuckery going on on european stock exchanges? |
| “starting to wake up” +0.10% pass the blunt |
| A robot in the bush is worth more than two EV sales in the hand. \n\n-Tesla investors |
| I would sell half now and half after Jan 1st. |
| You do realize they build decent chips now. Costs a hell of a lot less then the Nvidia. Also they made the code open source so other groups don't have pay for code like Nvidia. |
| Like seriously- is $300 silver really too much to ask for? |
| there was one particular guy who sold his house and everything he owned to buy btc at 10k or something. I remember thinking that was mental. |
| Oh that’s why s&p is falling |
| Chinese firms can really scam and bypass law. I am 100% they will invent a Mvidia chip with Nvidia inside and claim it is made in China |
| Made 15 bucks per lot selling CCs on the gigantic pile of ONDS I'm sitting on. Easy lunch schmoney |
| yea p much |
| Rotation into stealing kids cancer charity money.\n\n\n\n#💰🎅🏿🖕🏿🤕 |
| But how did he turn the $500 into 90k? I dont know much about the market and get more confused each time i try to understand |
| too bullish, pain coming |
| Believe it or not, -50% |
| another crap day |
| !remind me 1 day |
| And racism alert, hint look at their electric car not to mention how quickly they have built decent ai chips. Also I would trust them cause I don't do any confidential things on non secured systems. Hell I already love Lenovo, I say they should go for it cause screw these ram and storage prices. |
| Let me know when you decide to buy |
| Same |
| Wut |
| #day 513 tagging u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR until he calls me daddy |
| what about the years where a genuine retarded psychopath declares martial law to "secure" the midterm election? how are returns in those years? |
| Be me, buy the dip and then sell before it rips |
| floor |
| Agreed, they are my highest conviction/highest upside holding. That dump to the 70’s was a gift. |
| Yeah I'm not seeing a whole lot of energy for wild upwards swings, but I also bought a spy leap. So if the options gods truly hate me, then it will slow grind up until Friday and I'll sell my puts for a loss, then it will dump 😂 |
| I can't believe they are going to let Europe stocks beat spy this year. |
| How is this different from when Taiwan essentially gave TSMc a blank check in the 80s to become the supreme maker?\n\n\nWhat we are betting on is chips won’t go away or be replaced by something else.\n\nCircular finance is fine… but if a new chip replaces GPU then ya it’s all over.\n\nSome say quantum but it ain’t here yet |
| Updoot |
| 💀 |
| get back on the train |
| Well after today I need SPY to +2% by eod Friday or I'm gonna be really bitchy |
| Then why do it at all? It makes it seem like the entire reason they cut rates was to get the kid-toucher off their backs for a while. |
| Washington thought everyone will respect patents and copyright. China said lol |
| Eric Trump said this was going to be a good quarter for crypto. He’s got 2 days left |
| Boy did I not think I’d click your profile and see you opening currency trading cards |
| Considering demand exceeds supply I don’t think that’ll be a issue. The execution is key with this company. |
| Del + A is what China wants on their own tech space. \n\nNo different to what US wants on their tech space. Del + C |
| Yeah Japan was an economic super power fora while. |
| I used to mute my computer on Teams calls and yell "fuck you!". Never had any problems |
| Nebius Group shares fell 1.8% to $86.04 after filings flagged planned insider sales tied to “sell-to-cover” transactions\n\nNebius Group N.V. shares slid on Monday after SEC filings showed founder Arkady Volozh and two other insiders planned share sales around year-end. The stock was down 1.8% at $86.04 in late trade.\n\nThe notices matter now because NBIS has been a high-beta trade — a stock that tends to swing more than the market — and additional supply can weigh on prices when liquidity is thin in the final days of the year. |
| Why isn’t this pinned |
| Yeah mid term years are historically ass |
| Yes |
| I think tax loss harvesting is rotating into Amazon. It's the best looking megacap stock out there that didn't run up this past yeae |
| 20 Delta Cash Secured Puts on GOOG, NVDA and AMZN. Wait for a nice dip that may never come. Count my money. \n\n\nIf I get assigned, sell 20 Delta Covered Calls in the hopes of hanging on to the stocks as long as possible while getting paid to own them. \n\n\nYou know. Real street gremlin shih. |
| Don't insult Redditors like that we may be crazy and all that but hey even we have standards. |
| Tmrw... continuing to test the theory that the market almost never runs out of stupid. |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee scammed all of his BMNR holders |
| US midterm election years see an average of a 5-6% return on the S&P historically |
| why didn’t i buy the silver dip |
| What is GGLL ticker? |
| Buy low sell high |
| I have wasted the better part of 2025 trying to trade. I found a system that works but its not worth it at all. I dont find any of it worth it. Youve got a market which isnt following any fundamentals and has justification for wiping out holders any moment. Severe stop stomping at every level (which is manipulation btw). Mismatched exchanges showing different prices for everything. There are just better ways to make money. There are better ways to invest money. There are even better ways to gamble money. Im very upset with myself for going down this journey during the holidays. Wanna know how much a good day trader makes with 300k capital, per day? 150 dollars. Thats it. Maybe 300 on a good day, or -500 on a bad day. But this profession pays worse than bartending lol. |
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| Hold it till you lose it all and come back crying like everyone does. |
| Check my posts a year ago and see why I have a hard time thinking I’m the clown. |
| Japan wasnt america's industry. It always was its own. |
| Sorry. I have a whole year of shitty trades like that. 60% of them would have been winners if I held like 1 more day. Ridiculous |
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| Thanks, this is not financial advice, I have no opinions on silver one way or another |
| Typical during the Holiday season |
| The same question should be asked when you want to add to a losing position.\nThe answer is no 9.9999 times out of 10. |
| 😂 🤡 |
| I hold nbius right now for the long term past six months have been a 🎢 good luck |
| 413% CAGR - their growth is incredible if they keep it up |
| That’s pretty big Dude |
| y ? u gae ? |
| Should took half and bought silver at $80 as well. |
| bought 700 at 10.50. holding these till it goes back to 20 ish. |
| Triple top on SPX is bullish af. Imagine not buying calls |
| I don't think you understand the point. \n \nHe is not saying he won't take risks. He'll just pay someone else to do it. How much would he have to pay you to do this? \n \nRemember, this is a guy who has made a few hundred billions in the insurance industry. |
| I was also delusional back before the election when I said silver and gold seemed like a safe bet. Yet here we are silver has 10xd the performance of spy since then. |
| Why is Amazon spiking \nI just sold it earlier 😭 |
| I almost got itm leaps today for oracle. I'm going to wait a few days to see if i get a better entry. |
| He started with nothing |
| You’re able to do what you did before with 500 just withdraw some next time |
| So how’d those SLV puts work out ? 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Congratulations 🎉 |
| (sucks) |
| Why? He's not even down significantly a few hundred dollars |
| The second any picture of 🥭 and a kid gets unredacted he is 100% invading venezuela |
| Lmfao you are delusional |
| Bro just type in US average beef price into google. $6.5 - 6.78/lb. |
| Up dude, for Buffet. You called it earlier, I'm just following behind you like a puppy. LFG! |
| Nice. Burned 400 |
| You too!!! I swear we are good. No reason to go up tomorrow. I hope!! |
| 😭 |
| bought lunr at 10 sold ccs for 15. hope they get assigned on jan 16th. start the year off with a bang. |
| I mean I guess some people made money on fart coin too. |
| We should have an annual conference featuring a boxing ring, so fellow retards can settle scores in person |
| “The bond market is waking up to the fraud. \n\nPoliticians may be able to sweep this under the rug but nothing can stop the bond market…\n\nPain is coming via interest rates on muni and state bonds…no bond holder wants to be the bagholder for waste, fraud and abuse.”\n\nChamath Palihapitiya on X \n\nThis is what I am talking about. Silver and gold are going to out last the dollar. No one wants to play with dollars while the government plays with what they mean.\n\nThe moment they start handing out silver and gold to these fraudsters it would stop immediately. But when they give out dollars to these fraudsters no one cares.\n\nThe rest of the world is going to gold and silver, are you sticking with your dollar denominated wealth? |
| My order for Jan 16 calls on AIR at 85.00 went in at 4:00.01\nJeezus eff. |
| Mfw the average Redditors are executives |
| Im buying now at these levels. They have 2B cash on hand with revenue and user growth |
| manipulation everywhere….. |
| Bankruptcy |
| It’s $10K. Life is far from over. You’re good. Move forward. Hopefully you learned a lesson. |
| Enjoy losing more money. |
| A bit of warning. You need $$$$ reserves to actually buy your call. \n\n\nSay it expires in 2026 and youre in the money (silver hit 80$ a share) robinhood may not execute the trade if you dont have the buying power physically to buy the stocks sitting in your account.\n\nInstead of worrying about that a lot of people trade on premiums alone. \n\nLook you made 20% if you were to sell now youd get the 20% no problem in your account without worrying about liquidity. \n\nJust be mindful of it going forward with any trades. |
| yah he did. It jumped 4.5% on that news and has been trending upwards ever since. Just randomly up 1.6% AH now tho & I don't see any new news |
| Watch what happens tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/krfcn9pjxeag1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=089a2d6c04f9e2f74eb1778466f4bceeaba4b1cc\n\nHe expressed disagreement |
| Silver. |
| Wouldn’t doubt it. I’m sure there’s a medical term for it |
| https://preview.redd.it/mpz89lvlxeag1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd6fce14aa0dc753f6f8ebabe3447f3e39f3f87b |
| Ber is so stupid it fucking hurts |
| Good luck. Looks like was a good call. Might dip a little more. But looks like a good entry |
| When you do bumps on a teams call, but your camera is off, do you think your company could see you? |
| 15 for me |
| Yakub died for your sins\n\nAlso, calls. |
| You mean riches and power creates hubris!? If only we had been warned by at least 3 civilizations!\n\nI bet they were like "Hah! Can't seize the means of production if it's on the other side of the planet you socialist bitches!"\n\nFast forward 40 years.\n\n"We don't have the means to produce anything... so now we just have to print money and out buy everyone... fuck... the masses are catching on, quick get some war, football, and cultural drama stat!" |
| Oh no, I very much know I can sell the contract before expiration. My initial post was probably a little too stupid.\n\nAnd I very much understand the concept of what the contract provides me (the option to buy the underlying at the contracted strike).\n\nWhat I did NOT understand (because I allowed all previous contracts to expire worthless) is what happens if I hit expiration and I don’t have enough cash in the account to purchase the SLV. I actually called Vanguard and the dude could not explain it to me.\nI have a busy work week on the 16th and there is a legit change I forget about this if I don’t sell it earlier. |
| Good luck my brother. May the option gods be kind to us. |
| #FIRST DONG\n\n⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⢋⣭⡍⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⠀⢀⣴⣶⣶⣝⢷⡝⢿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠻⡌⠿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⡏⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⠇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⠙⢹⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁ ⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ |
| See my answer. Guy is super misleading https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pzgdbo/daily_discussion_thread_for_december_30_2025/nwt1ue4/ |
| That's the point you tho numbnuts . |
| Didn’t Tim apple invest in hem recently |
| Wondering same thing |
| PSA: Do not trade options if you can’t smell sarcasm and irony |
| On Friday we all start at zero again:) |
| america has shifted its manufacturing base off shores many times before china. first to japan, then to south korea and taiwan. right after the societ union collapsed, america was way too overconfident and said that was "the end of history". bill clinton and everyone thought that because the soviet union collapsed that proved autocracies and communism will fail eventually, which means once china welcomed capitalism it would only be a matter of time for china to become a part of the free world led by america. ofc they were wrong |
| No average beef price is not one presentation of beef at Walmart you happened to look up. Are you dumb? That's obviously an unfair comparison.\n\nBut like I said if you want to compare national ground vs national ground that WOULD be fair. |
| What’s the whole deal with these corn people? Are they regarded. |
| actually now is the time to talk to u, as such i am doing |
| Massive full market rally tomorrow to paint the books for the bonus checks |
| Tried 2 contracts long on Nasdaq into close. Sold one at half my stop loss. Gonna let the other ride over night and see what happens. Have a stop set at my initial risk amount for the one contract.\n\nStill green $1.2k on the day! |
| Yeah? What chip do you want in your computer? Your going to buy Chinese chips and trust them?\n\nYeah didn’t think so.\n\nI have over $2m in US chip/tech stocks and won’t be going anywhere anytime soon. We rely on China for cheap labor and resources, but they are nowhere near us when it comes to quality. |
| As someone who grabbed calls when it was in the hunnits and soon to expire….I applaud you for grabbing *shares.* |
| How the fuck do you have tech job and your upset over 500 bucks? |
| Some intern is running those files through software I’m sure |
| Sold at 15$ for a ~100k loss |
| Nike AH, why it jumping? |
| I'm a buyer below $31 |
| I got share losses on that piece of shit that look like 0DTE losses. |
| No. In fact I think we rally tomorrow dir berhuner |
| Yeah it is priced in, sell the news event incoming |
| Stock was at $130 mid October lol. It's not like people are buying at peak right now |
| same here man\ndown 12K 34% |
| you pay taxes? |
| Santa watching, laughing his ass off |
| Last trading day of the year tomorrow — what do you predict for tomorrow’s close ? |
| The trick is to get a personal loan, deposit it, and pretend that you're actually rich |
| https://preview.redd.it/vnoo9ng3xeag1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b42a475a37b9300c4d77a54e8b5254ec0a4fdbc |
| mass psychosis |
| omg vix is @ 14 😱. Talk to me when it's above 20 retard. |
| Webull - Is there a chance for recovery in the long term ?\n\nAbsolutely horrible stock to buy / hold.\nUnable to comprehend what's causing it to go down and down. Was recovering well to $10.25 on 9 December 2025 and then down again.\n\n\nStuck with 3,048 shares averaging 11.91\nHave an unrealized loss of $12,000 |
| You have to be able to stomach the swings though with leaps. Thats the big thing. If he can, agreed. I do this often. |
| nana is happy |
| OP gives classic wsb regards a bad name. He's mourning unrealized gains and only $500 realized loss as if he lost his first born. Some people really have no business trading and are supreme crybaby pussies. |
| Way too many people are talking about it. Expect volatility |
| Bet it all on red at casino |
| no never! I know how this game works (sometimes) I will bag hold till it climbs outta the grave. |
| To annoy you. Just you. Because you're a cunt. |
| Room for one more? |
| Heh maybe due to decades of propaganda those executives somehow believed the horseshit like the Chynese will never innovate because of whatever reasons |
| so market just not gonna move until 2026 huh |
| Why should I use gold when I can just use USD? I don’t go to the grocery store and pay in gold. So what is the point of converting gas to USD then converting to gold, then back to USD? \n\nGold is spiking now because China is buying a shit ton of gold so they can invade Taiwan without being hit too hard by sanctions. So using gold as a measure isn’t helpful. |
| what's going on |
| I've decided to start hiding how much I have in Robinhood. Can't look, it makes me sad |
| like a true regard I lost all my gains and went negative this past month that is if I realize my losses now |
| It’s legitimately embarrassing to be handing over your trade results to a tax guy knowing that he’s gonna think you’re a fucking retard for stuff like holding FIG to -45% |
| That's a bad thing right? |
| No no bro this generation has it the toughest ever only have time for 2 hours of tiktok/day. And inflation being at 2.8% is a new thing and it definitely wasn't at 9% 3 years ago when they didn't know the words "affordability crisis". |
| Show me ur puts |
| It's not Mountain Dew jfc |
| chip giant? i mean theyre ok its no doritos |
| I'm still trying to learn stop loss orders. I technically know what they are but my body physically recoils from setting them up. I'm down $200k from ATH. |
| $ - CashApp |
| plan os to double down if it hits 6. |
| Anyone have the link to the leaderboard where you link your trades to the app |
| even if ur bullish ur a fkn retard if u arent buying some puts at vix 14 with everythin goin on man. you'll never see anything like this again, pure global retardation and vix was 13 last week |
| Across the vast, aridness of the Theta desert a faint mirage formed on the horizon. \n\nCould it be? The marks of mountainous terrain? Cresting over the encompassing expanse, the outline became faintly clearer. Then as quickly as it had appeared, it vanished. \n\nOne step ahead, each day bringing closer the promise of an escape from these dry and fruitless lands. The Theta desert is long and arduous. \n\nBut stay thirsty, my friends. \n\nThe desert does not go on forever. |
| What stock did you buy? |
| then the first one of the year on friday |
| I'm ready to accept your down votes. But data-center-in-space is the stock market equivalent of fart coin. |
| was gonna sell some on a pump but all it did was dip. |
| I agree. My entry will be high 50s-low low 60s |
| You NBIScil why would you do it…. Hahahah good luck brotha |
| Snitches get stitches |
| F in the chat for everyone who diamond handed those calls straight into the grave 💎🤲➡️⚰️ |
| BULL has fkd me in way I can’t even describe, of o did they would be arrested. |
| bahahahah paramount bid rejected due to ellison’s debt concerns |
| pretty great year for trading, let us hope 2026 is just as good if not better! |
| I almost made money on it. LFG Space Retards. |
| please, so my leaps may rise lolol |
| I’m not a shoe salesman 😣 |
| Wow. Next play then? |
| about 8k |
| !remindme 3 months |
| I just need the market to not pump OR dump too much until Jan 9 ... sold a regarded number of contracts . felt like spreading the love across dozens of equities. like spraying my seed everywhere. so hot right now |
| It’s been a good year with you guys (not financially) but a good year and ready for whatever is next. 🍻 |
| #Al Bundy bought a 4-bedroom house in Chicago as a shoe salesman. What's your excuse? LMAO🤌 |
| But what has the market done for me lately? |
| Whatever your picking - Damn My 🥷 Can you spare a little change my children are about to be sleeping in the car while I am locked in the trunk. We love you all $1KarmaLane or @Karma_Lane on Venmo. - .50$ is the vibe - I’m proud of all of you guys success following you now! Happy New Year you beautiful people! |
| any gains to offset this year? |
| Fun fact: all 0DTE QQQ calls were toast IF held until close |
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| Tax loss harvesting time? I’ve been doing that the entire year 🤣 |
| Sell it and walk away for a while. Do not chase this high.\n\nSell it otherwise you’re a GD Tard. |
| Dickhead |
| Ya but he eats for free at McDonald’s, he needs all the help he can get now that he’s on a fixed income. |
| Looking at the 5 year chart i wouldn't be surprised to see it touch 50 first |
| Why Mango Stock dying after major announcement? |
| RKT 👀 |
| Bruh, I was max short JNUG starting 12/19. Was able to cover yesterday morning but danged near blew up my life savings in the interim. Yours ain’t nothin’. |
| I also hope the nukes drop soon |
| AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
| China wants to reduce their reliance on US imports. Unlike the US which heavily relies on China for manufacturing. This is a strong strategy from China that will ultimately hurt the US economy over the next 10 years. Nvidia, Intel, Broadcom are all about to experience a pullback in market valuation. |
| I bought Jan 30 75c. Half expecting it to blow up in my face, feels too easy lol |
| Sell calls? |
| Never trade options like you’re a millionaire if you are truly a hundredaire…. |
| No. Imagine the stock is 80 right now, and he sells a csp for 75p and collects 4.5 premium. That's great if the stock goes below 75. It means his cost basis is 71.5. \n\nNow imagine by expiration the stock shoots up to 90. Sure he gets 4.5 but if he wants the stock he has to now pay 90 for it. His cost basis would be 85.5. \n\nIf he buys the stock at 80 now, and stock goes to 90, he makes a gain of 1000. |
| See I'm in the same position but in the opposite direction. Me and you are the reason the market is stuck like this. One of us has to make a sacrifice. |
| https://preview.redd.it/08ljfatzveag1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdb2cb50a2f44ebaafdbb01e8ec9e90a2bf9c24c |
| Literally 10x the erp system gains! |
| ugh do I realize my loss on my AMZN calls tomorrow or do I hold the bags into next year |
| That woulda been GOLD. |
| getting paid by polymarket to defraud u retards too. guillotine for them all just like jartek |
| Sam and Elon remember |
| The IRS will send you a voucher for a free bicycle helmet with your return. |
| Loading up on more LUNR calls for the LTV contract coming anytime in the next 2-3 weeks |
| Tomorrow is the day SPY goes negative YTD |
| Palantir's value increases much more than any other ERP system has ever done!\n\nI am sure the value creation doesn't come from extorting your customers :\^) |
| Wait... So the opinion is unpopular guy is just a copy trade me scammer? I thought they could give me flair |
| How did rklb reverse a 5% gain lol, or was that purely to leave those who didn’t sell their weeklies with nothing but theta for the day |
| Does this work? \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/EuhtjdyuAs |
| Last rugpull of the year tomorrow |
| People that achieve real happiness and success dont need to brag and post it online to social media, whatever he saw was designed to be a passive aggressive attack |
| Better put in a stop loss |
| They didn't even sell the base off. They just somehow assumed Chinese firms wouldn't learn from the experiences they were being offered and inevitably just start doing the work themselves.\n\n\nFire the chefs, teach the wait staff how to cook, and then be surprised when they go start their own restaurant and all you're left with is the cleaning crew. |
| god fake puts are god ty for atn |
| The thing is, people need metals to make things, so they have to buy it even if the price goes up. But bitcoin doesn't do anything at all. |
| Why are you calling order number at the drive thru. You’re promoted to manager btw, congrats. |
| Kraft Heinz reclaiming massive support. I’m gonna be the king of ketchup 👑 |
| Sorry. I took enough for the team this week. Maybe you should buy puts instead. |
| That thing ain’t moving for ages bro, think of the opportunity cost, how much do you have in it? |
| 🥭is Truthing again! Kennedy center votes to add Trump name to the building! We are so back! Bers are fuk! God buys calls! LMAO 🤌 |
| Oh, I thought that premiums would return more money, even if the stock went up |
| Dca out maybe? |
| Mine to desk computing 😍 |
| on jan 2 i will be net short the market like -400% my net worth 😂😅 |
| I'd sell all my bulll for a 25% loss except I know the instant I sell it will skyrocket.\n\n\n\nthus I will hold my bags forever. |
| Aight bud let see it 2x 10 years |
| I actually wrote a long reply in the comments to someone who asked how I got here. Gives a little more context that my initial post. |
| It’s crazy to me this isn’t your first time and you still don’t understand how assignment works or seemingly that you have the option to sell your contracts before expiration. I’m gonna go ahead and assume your prior bets went to zero? \n\nHating bc I’m jealous btw |
| Well.. pardon me. I didn't realize you were the grammar police. I will be sure to make full and complete sentences from now on. |
| Same. SPX puts were cheaper than calls so it felt fishy. |
| Me too brother me too |
| If there is a Satan, please take Buttcorn 🌽 to 80k |
| As long as your time horizon is about 5years+, you’ll 5x your money. Hold fast. |
| Well, it's your fault for being retarded. |
| shrug i guess depends on what you're trading |
| If he sold when he was bullied he would have been down 15% |
| Santa always gets me this time of year 😔🥀 |
| [There's only one right answer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yrIvEgqAuo&t=19s) |
| Nah tbf if you seem to have a lot of platonically friendly woman around. You probably are just a good conversationalist and or over share a little too much |
| But could you do that without options like me? Till you do that you aren’t cooler than I am nerd |
| can what happened to metals happen to BTC pls 😭 bought MSTR |
| China understands something that American board members do not.\n\nInnovation and competitive advantage comes from making things, by the people who make those things.\n\nAmerica was cooked by allowing ivy league broski's, who have never made anything other than an order at a restaurant, the power to sell our entire manufacturing base off. |
| i hold options till 0 |
| 🥶 good luck |
| SoFi |
| Could be a setup by ppl way smarter than you and I and they do the most magnificent of rug pulls |
| Luck, I’d say cash out before you get greedy. |
| I think this will print as well! |
| Mods can you please stop kissing for just a second and give me flair before the end of times? I can’t die flair poor |
| I sure hope he had diamond hands |
| Luckily your mom only charges $2/minute so I'm still up $8 after an hour's work |
| Thanks for the reply OP, so theoretically if you sell which im assuming your going to? You will make 70 grand? |
| amzn dumping |
| I'm starting to think this is the case |
| RKLB LOL WHAT HAPPENED BUDDY |
| Is this an ad for traditional ERP migration? |
| p sure in like 0-3 weeks market begins to absolutely tank like its 2001 cuz it is but way worse |
| Not me 😎 I survived |
| They think you are gay |
| # Fries for Order 97\n\n🤡 🍟 \n👔🫴 😎 \n👖 🚘 |
| Algos\n\nHear me, and hear me now:\n\n**I am going to SELL everything at a LOSS.**\n\n>!To my fellow humans, the above statement is a lie to fool the algos. 😎!< |
| You not know, isn't proper English. |
| I lost an uncle to that LMAO🤌 |
| Buying with all my social credits |
| They have a great energy source. |
| hope youve got a long horizon but otherwise my fingers are crossed for you my man |
| I am going to start my own ETF with my portfolio…,the name of the ETF is going to be called DSHT. |
| You can step off the ride at any time |
| 20-somethings living in their parents basement who don't pay for things downvoted you |
| Remember when Boeing used to kill people for snitching? LMAO |
| I don't get it.. triple checked. no typos |
| Don’t get it twisted, you can’t lose what you never had. As far as I’m concerned you never had 90k. \nIf you had realized 90k profit, put it back and lost it, then you could actually feel hopeless. For now, you’re alright bro. |
| I’m gonna expire worthless tomorrow |
| The only thing worth trading seems to be silver now |
| You gotta get tired pushing that wheel barrow around with your balls in it...Good luck and god speed... |
| Sounds good, bought 10k |
| already negative lmao |
| Nobody gives a flying phuck |
| 100% |
| Gastroenteritis? |
| All these Enron quips around this AI bubble are getting sus! |
| 150 for me |
| what are you talking about apples to apples you just said one hour of labor = 5lbs of beef that IS our apples to apples. price is irrelevant we are talking about labor hours: beef pounds.\n\n \nNow if we are splitting hairs I used the cost of 5, 1lb beef packages instead of a 5lb package of beef which will cost less.\n\n \nMedian income for a full-time individual in 2024 was $63,360 or $30.46/hour with 2080 hours a year. Instacart will do 5 pounds of ground beef for $30. Walmart has a 5lb tube for $26 but lets not even count that. Don't be mad because your shit doesn't add up. 1 hour of median labor still equals 5 lbs of ground beef. |
| Wdym, can you elaborate a bit, I don’t really understand this |
| The price of the contract was $0.39 when I purchased in August. The current price is $25.\n\nI paid ~$1200 and if I cashed out now I would get ~$70k |
| Where can I buy Jerome merch? |
| Your calls print today bro? |
| #As the supreme leader of WSB bulls, I order you all to buy Microsoft tomorrow LMAO🤌🦅 |
| SLV calls gonna PRINT tmrw with the upcoming export ban |
| When I was 25 I made similar mistakes. Your issue was that the money probably didn’t feel real at some point. Start back up now, join theta gang slowly, and just vibe. Use the premium collected from option selling to fund yolo plays. |
| You not spell good or? |
| what time is the roadster unveil tomorrow?? |
| I know these things! Because I’ve solved them. |
| Why are women friends with me at work? It's odd. |
| Lock in fn |
| My heart was screaming puts, but my balls & hands didn’t commit. +233% close on my watchlist. 🥲 |
| Jesus fucking christ!!! Congrats dude…and as everyone else is saying…fucking sell that shit now!!! \n\nGod damn I wish this would happen to me once…just once!!! |
| Yes |
| You not know what benefits are? |
| and then burn it |
| Fuck it me too |
| I hope you dump in after hours. Because they planned to dump it tomorrow. |
| Yes the price was insane before now it’s just extremely expensive \n\nI’m not saying it’s overpriced. Maybe it’s even cheap. I just think a lot of people aren’t taking into account the massive risks here \n\nLike for example the fact that everyone’s starting to freak out about their energy prices. What happens in 2026-2027 when voters start to freak out and demand the government does something and suddenly there’s moratoriums in new DC build all over the Us?\n\nIs it the most likely outcome? Maybe not, but it’s certainly a believable outcome that would crush this stock and many others |
| Is Turbo Tax gonna call me retarded once I report my trades? |
| Kind Sir... I am Poor |
| Fuck I ate something that isn’t sitting with me. Been shitting all day |
| Thank you bro |
| They're not though. That's what makes it funny 😁 |
| And my axe! |
| Idk I can see a easy 2x next year if they meet expectations |
| Investing GOAT |
| Yes |
| My moves for tomorrow are to watch SPY continue to theta fuck my calls probably |
| 100%. But I usually always hold what I was doing till the end. It was kinda like a little baby fun yolo. |
| No because I haven’t sold these contracts yet. I haven’t made shit. |
| People telling him to sell, what if he wins the lotto. Will you take accountability if he misses out on making it big |
| Benefits? |
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| Yeah, so if he collects premiums and stock goes up he now has to enter at a higher price. CSP is good but if op things it's not going lower the opportunity cost is higher. \nImagine it shoots up to 85. The 4.5/per doesn't make up for the difference. |
| I'm no proctologist but I'll take a look at it 🧐 |
| If the market wasnt manipulated against its participants, there would be billionare-made option traders. But it doesnt work that way. I can see behind the scenes, i work in institutional trading. Whenever a large number of market orders fill - the market resides. Whenever an option is bought at market, the price is set up to where the client gets the worst deal possible, or just misses the mark entirely (thus cancelling the order). The exchanges themselves have become a black hole of information that very few can comprehend. But it all leads down a path of lost money for the masses. Long term holders make money becouse the market floats upwards due to inflation. Neither SPY, VOO, QQQ kept up with inflation though. Cost of food energy and living in general is up 300% over 3 years regardless of what the data shows. Doesnt take a genuis to see a house worth 60k 4 years ago is worth 300k today. |
| Keep going down TESLER |
| The blocks go higher, you see |
| Those are not waves |
| i’ve been selling slightly OTM (200 strike) CCs on ORCL for a while now, and they have never been in the money… 😂🥲😭 |
| I had shares. Just sold for $8 profit, but I got a $90 divided, lol. I'm so damn happy to be out of that POS |
| https://preview.redd.it/wt4d59x0ueag1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5f46764db613b68cd5f8b13241de203414ab0c2 |
| Lol same! This thing is going to pump soon, but nobody knows when. It's the forgotten stepchild in the Mag 7 right now. |
| Fuck Google calls. Was up 500 bucks premarket and ended the day red. |
| but it is not this day |
| Hopefully it was one of their fully automatic AGI systems. |
| Lul |
| The stock market is not betting if done right. Just investing in the SP-500 doubles your money every 5 years on average. With enough research, you can get better returns than the SP-500 by investing in good companies with a PEG of 1 or under. |
| lol exactly -1.73 is a win |
| Bigly, 700% |
| Just remember that there is always a good chance for some stupid movement in the last 1-3 minutes before close |
| 200% |
| You're netting more than 75% of your gross. If the 3100 is after benefits, that's nothing |
| Everyone in this sub is an expert on tax loss harvesting |
| it will print but might take like 3-5 years |
| Someone wrote above it’s dropping after hours with force. \n\n\nClosed: -1.73%\nAh: +0.10 \n\nLol |
| Wdym, I buy puts every day |
| It’s the flat lazy starfish we dream about |
| Santa is a thetafker. No Santa rally 3rd year in a row. Thank you America |
| Bro computers can trade faster than you |
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| Bruh. If you don’t take out the money, you never owned it to begin with. You think you did well trading but clearly you left with zero so you missed the most important thing here. Trader psychology. It’s apart of trading. You thought you made that money which is why in the end you didn’t. Start over and stop bitchin. |
| Watch the pre market and try to ride a hedge funds coattails to a 10% win. |
| In 3 weeks? Unlikely. And if your really think that then also buy the $93 calls with same expiration using the same premium you collected from selling the puts. |
| drop TSLA down to 400 and i will buy calls 👀 |
| someone check on op |
| #I pity the fool, the poor and the ber LMAO🤌🦅 |
| I bought 30 contracts for $1,200 in August. If I sell today it would be $70k.\nI have no idea why vanguard has it as “30.000” |
| Should have had shares instead of calls after earnings. Report. I got liquidated |
| Where? I can’t find your exp anywhere. Where did you hear in august about a silver rally at the end of the year?? I mean…. SILVER |
| 690 tomorrow |
| #It's still not too late to start a santa rally LMAO🤌 |
| wait till u see next year 🤩 |
| 100% |
| 100% |
| Fuck, shouldn’t have bought those left options |
| By my calculations if silver pumped due to shortage so should Venezuelan oil. Buying calls now see you guys on the moon. |
| No idea but hoping this comment gets someone else to answer |
| one of these days we’re going to wake up to a huge rug pull, no one will see it coming |
| Maybe more TSLA calls will save you? |
| Fair take. I see multiple routes to asymmetric upside here. IAP definitely being one of them. \nGiven the ai degeneracy I think the "training world model" narrative can carry that stonk way up regardless how close it is to being actually true |
| Nah it's other shit |
| Amen |
| Sir, this a Wendy's at a casino... it's either infinite nuggies, or the behind the dumpster shift. |
| Working people like dogs for free is generally bullish. They probably extort you long after as well and PT diddles your bungus. |
| yup legal battles get nasty and drawn out |
| This better be the strategy that works out... |
| Google it |
| Man discovers taxes |
| The bread is stale and the circus is boring |
| Why not wait until after the ai bubble pops |
| Someone asked this and I actually wrote a pretty long reply above if you’re still curious. |
| Clown show. I get paid 2k a week gross and my biweekly check is barely 3100 net |
| finally this boomer buffet will retire, so bearkshire can invest in retard stocks like oklo, riggeti, apld and save my bags |
| Belt to ass |
| 176 Jesus |
| The problem, which I should have saw coming, is that the stock would be dead money until this wbd thing is sorted out, and that's not a quick turnaround |
| Says tf who |
| No Santa Rally this year LUL, what a garbage December |
| that last 15 mins is where its at on spx fr |
| Calls on oil |
| The clowns called. They’re offended that we compare them to this market. 🤡📈📉 |
| Definitely to the right |
| The Santa rally started on the 24th, we’ve had 4 trading days. Retard. |
| He could design spaces for challenged adults. |
| hold on to your butts the cock is ticking to 2022 I mean 2026 |
| Flat |
| People don’t invest more then 0dte around here |
| Probably gonna look like today’s chart |
| Where's the Granma pic?? |
| economic data tmrw |
| How can one short Venezuela’s currency? 🤔 |
| Up and down |
| Oh definitely I know |
| The market is straight regarded that’s why |
| it's time for GOOG puts. I won't even pay for ad-free YouTube and they think I'm the perfect target audience for mini yachts and $80k pickup trucks |
| I mean its not really fun to lose and not understand it. The whole point is to bet on something and feel good when you’re right I would assume. |
| Anyone know if stocks are gonna be up or down tomorrow? |
| This is what was pitched at IPO, and I don’t see this happening still.\n\nThis would be very FAR away and is completely divorced from their current projections.\n\nI would be far more bullish on Grow than Create though. If they can infuse runtime data and make Vector a leading platform for IAP advertising, they can be huge |
| market price action isn’t supposed to be as dead as my sex life |
| man.... you're my fucking hero dude, I wish this was me, ngl |
| I think the market is now simply moving against all retail players. You sold the calls and it went up > which is actually contrary to the old school of thought entierely. If i big player sold a bunch of calls, the stock should tank becouse all those shares are free from prison. But it went up instead becouse as it turns out, the mm's are so giant they can maintain price thresholds below your leaps until they expire worthless. Ive been studying this for a bit now. |
| I’ll be dying on the hill with you if it goes south |
| what rally 🤣 |
| I can’t help but compare my life now to what it was 10 years ago before finding this blackhole |
| LMAO that's the perfect analogy |
| Close the account, and report the broker to FINRA for enabling options trading for an account holder with zero financial knowledge. |
| Every needing to generate cash to pay capital gains tax from panic selling in April places their market sell order tomorrow. |
| Enjoy retirement and relax |
| HODL |
| you’re correct, the outlier currently is Oil, that is likely to be a rush at some point especially with military actions increasing |
| That's not the average price of beef. Do a similar apples to apples calculation with back then cost of ground if you want I bet you get similar figures. Also median household is two incomes nowadays lmao. Dishonest much? Look at median worker hourly individual pay. |
| When you expire in the money you have the right to buy 100 shares at the price your options contract was placed at. So if you expire on a 45 dollar call and it's trading at 51 on expiration. Instead of buying 100 shares at 51 you get them at 45. That is what happens if you leave it alone. If you don't have the money to purchase these shares it's recommended to sell the contracts before expiry. |
| Hope the party ends soon |
| After decades of propaganda, this guy is now trying to time exiting the market. \n\nAlso - calling it now: Tomorrow is going to be a bloodbath. |
| Ummm yeah!? That’s what I want but instead I’m in here wasting my time. |
| he knows mbis is fucked 😂they about to be burning 20B a year |
| yo if you sell today and lose it all Friday it’s a new year and ur gonna be fucked on taxes. Walk away now but if you do decide you’re actually an idiot and want to double down at least keep half of it back for the government |
| Calling bullshit on this. No noob is buying options on SLV. Karma farmers are weird |
| Market is up bigly this year. You could've picked any random stock talked about here and been up 200% pretty much. But if you only read this chat today you would think it was a 2022-like bear market LMAO |
| NKE is popping off |
| Anyone know why HOOD is dumping with force in AH? It recovered from that death candle somewhat but still concerning |
| He would be up a whopping 15% in 2 years if he held\n\nStill an absolutely dogshit play. |
| The Chinese citizens in China are going berserk trying to get a hold of physical silver. They’re anticipating China’s choking silver supply exports effective Jan 1st. SLV |
| Bad motherfucker |
| At 3:56 I sold my 15 SPX6900 puts for .55c. @ 3:59 they where worth over $5 & closed around $4.50. \n\nHelp me not bash a skull in right now or my own. This is the FIRST time I’ve ever decided to let it go early. Wow. |
| Retarded take, you can think of a dozen reasons not to buy NVDA, if market cap is one of them, you should stick to index funds.\n\nMarket cap on it's own doesn't mean shit. |
| I know at least one you missed. |
| fyi you are doxxing yourself but who's the blonde chick |
| Actually though. If you really want that gambling high at *least* go with options that expire a few days out |
| What the fuck is wrong with this market. Stop twiddle fiddling around and fucking go UP. No reason not to. |
| ?? I feel the opposite. Cheap options mean small moves get paid |
| if u gotta ask then that should tell u gang 😩🤣 |
| Can’t wait for Santa! \n\nI can handle it, let er rip!!! |
| Fun fact: Santa is retarded |
| Any green swan events that can happen over night to pump my calls |
| none of our wsb brethren won the rolex 😞 |
| Silver tomorrow? to da moon? or to da hell? |
| Pushed $6700 in pulled $170 out… still 2% port today |
| I think you’re good. Me too. |
| If I buy some, will you sell? Take one for the team |
| I truly could not give a shit if other people hit it big or do well. Good for them. I want it too. |
| GL Op! |
| Samuel L Jackson has spent years in sobriety? well good for fucking him, I'm a day trader |
| Earlier this year it went from $150 to $89 in the span of 2 months.\n\nIf you don’t think it can crash back down to $120ish, which is a very real possibility in the near term, you should not be doing this. |
| You had like 2 years bro. You’re so cooked |
| friendly reminder to stay away from 0dte 🙂 |
| Bro Median household income is like 83 or 84k. 2080 hours in a work year = $40/hour.\n\nI can zip up to Walmart and get a pound of standard ground for like $7.50.\n\n$7.50 \* 5 = $37.50... |
| You can lose a little more |
| I’ve never seen EOY loss harvesting of that magnitude, shit plummeting with zero resistance |
| User discovers beta |
| Christmas was five days ago, tard |
| Lmao, I’ve had to deal with that shit dropping 6%+ on days \n\nThis is nothing |
| ho-lee-fook that after-market sell off tho |
| someone check on op |
| Nvidia APUs to compete with AMD in the mobile x86/x64 computing space? |
| Pltr to 195 and I leave my wife |
| It’s all in on gold |
| Good, the market always has been, it was about time for the whole economy to catch-up |
| Pull the battery, wait 60 seconds, put it back and start over |
| https://preview.redd.it/elti4r84seag1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6feed08ffd66b518418622fa4709e2b223f429d7 |
| MODS WHERE IS THE EARNINGS THREAD?!?!?!?!\n\nGET ME THE MANAGER |
| Why tf are you projecting ur options play here regard. |
| Only 4 more hours until I get $1.43 of Shiba coin from Robinhood! |
| Which one are you in this picture |
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| I know AMZN has me in a chokehold by the fact that I actually felt euphoric and couldn't stop smiling when I saw it was up 0.20% at market close. |
| Yes, but none of those have the "nobody is buying or selling shit" problem. Volume has been shit since December 23. |
| Easy peasy - only have to answer couple questions to get approved. |
| I bought the HOOD dip then it dipped more. |
| Comparison is the thief of joy |
| Correct. But with 15% short selling this is bound to go down before there is any type of short sqeeze to send it higher. This one is now on my watch list to possibly enter in some way in the next 30 days. |
| I lied to your mom.\n\nAnd we're still friends. |
| someone elses happiness and success triggers you? |
| end of an era. |
| Like 2 dudes 69ing each others at this point |
| Buy the hood dip or wait? |
| Bagholding nbis. Hopefully I'll breakeven by 2030 |
| Totally agree with you |
| Spy dropped 0,14%, all stocks dropped 3%. Perfectly balanced. |
| Don’t act gay now |
| Im confused, all he did was buy the option. It’s not been exercised yet, right? How the hell do you get $75k? |
| how much did you lose |
| What a joke |
| You guys thought Santa wore green? |
| Get a load of this guy lmao. Thank you for showing this dumbass's colors |
| Congratulations brother, you made it in time before lift off. . Buckle in and enjoy the ride, there will be turbulence but the destination is the most beautiful place in the world. |
| #CHRISTMAS WAS LAST WEEK THE SANTA RALLY ALREADY HAPPENED |
| HOOD up 192% ytd and if you read this thread you'd think it crashed to 1$ |
| Love these |
| I just saw someone’s insta where they posted a “what an amazing year 2025 was” with their accomplishments and thanking their friends and coworkers.\n\nI’m seriously so fucking triggered I had to comment here.\n\nI’m seething. |
| santa is red after all |
| No, Santa really doesn’t exist. Your mom lied to you all this time. |
| lol APLD |
| You don't? |
| I see Apple Broadcom and AMD would all be winners not sure how you lost there. |
| The entire economy is a ponzi scheme |
| Why lol, it’s done for the year \n\nWill pickup again next year provided market itself remains in an uptrend |
| not worth it |
| I've got like $13 in fake internet money RH gave me so I'm basically a crypto bro now |
| https://preview.redd.it/a73p1j3lreag1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=6cdb5ff80b4c2b9d703e78e344a0dd96b1a0b73d |
| August. SLV was $32 or so. It’s $70s right now. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1ojcgktjreag1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d05252e2e1f8a3601818ce46c3083014cf6d1f88 |
| 25 cents profits are 25 cents profits! |
| you got this! good luck |
| Bag holding CRWV. Looks like I’m in the right place |
| The peak is 135 |
| So what you're saying is you think that the underlying stock associated with this option is on a trajectory to surpass 45 from its current price of 25 before the expiration date? |
| Yeah, after buffet announced he was done, brk just hasn't done very well. Magic is probably gone |
| Beerish |
| https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-media-just-launched-5-made-in-america-etfs-testing-whether-political-power-can-function-as-an-investable-theme-a959b3ca?mod=home_lead\n\nTime to short |
| I’m starting to think Santa isn’t real. Maybe Santa is just the friends we made along the way. |
| Original cost basis - $1170. If OP sold when the screenshot was taken, he'd have pocketed measly $75K... |
| Finally, someone well regarded with a clear conviction and simple wants |
| UBER MSFT showing strength on a down day |
| can you put that on a log-log scale? |
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| Index funds only from here on out. |
| I need MU to dump. NBIS to moon.\n\nAnd GOOGL to stay where it is. |
| I bought a 50 cent 6900 SPX put near close. Sold for 75. Then it dumped to $5! Argh. |
| Goodbye HOOD, officially a bag holder |
| What did they go for? $1\n\nProbably just mms trying to hype you up for more gambling in 2026 |
| It turns out when SPY doesn't go up in a straight line I have a real cash flow problem |
| I am off tomorrow. So, my moves will be from the couch to the fridge for another beer. |
| I gotta remember to transfer my avatar off Reddit today or tomorrow |
| So far this “Santa rally” has had 3 red days |
| Except you didn’t pay $3 for them and you’re sure as fuck not selling CCs. |
| Some of these valuations are giving me vertigo, they're up so high. |
| tbf driving at 95 isn't a given. a lots of people need to quit driving earlier. |
| This market is a joke |
| Apparently he lost $200k over the previous 2 years before getting into options lmao |
| 🦄🦄🦄🦄💰💰💰💰 |
| Finally, the Oracle of Omaha can stop choosing to eat McDonald’s breakfast out of frugality and start eating it out of necessity. Welcome to the gig economy, Warren. |
| Ge vernova? Bloom? What else |
| The down side is you cap your gains if the stock rockets. Man yall people on this sub are regarded. |
| \-0.12% dump, ok! |
| I like you guys, don’t show up to the market tomorrow |
| A lot of year-end sob stories floating around |
| Wtf |
| Dude, I just looked at your loss porn posting. Sorry to hear this. Hang in there. Just dollar cost average every month into a S&P type fund and forget about trading. You’ll be a millionaire and will be able to retire happy. |
| Bravo 👏🏻 |
| All of them bro |
| Then what happens if this thing just rockets up to 130 by the expiration of the CSP? He would have missed out on a lot more gains |
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| I sold those. Thanks man |
| Hey can someone in here help me out with this stuff please? I’m 26 and trying to build a better future and I feel like this is next for me |
| We will be watching your career closely |
| I agree with you generally, because your value is whatever you could have sold for at any point. If you are up 10K on a 10K asset then that is your worth at that time, you owned an asset worth 20K that is now only worth 10K if it goes back.\n\nHowever I will say this, IF you have a gambling mindset (seriously just a professional, successful gambler) then you are expecting losses to happen and hope to achieve a 51% or greater win rate. In that scenario, then a “break-even” is not great like a win, but certainly not a loss, and not something you have to “make up”, it was a net neutral position. \n\nSo while I’m of the first mindset as a long term investor, for active traders a break even after being up can be more of a neutral thing, although yes technically still they are “down” from their peak, but with a fixed pot of which to use for gambling a break even returns to that pot without a loss |
| Fucking, how many dicks do I have to suck for a green day. |
| You went all in NBIS which is a circle financing company. |
| You know when people say, “your haircut doesn’t look that bad “ they don’t really mean it |
| Got 10 $695c lottos for tomorrow. Worst case scenario I blow $30. |
| For one simple reason. I bought puts. |
| You might wanna bump those losses up, those are rookie numbers son |
| I just need SLV to go up 400% in like a week |
| I only put 10% into options at any time and still managed to end up down. |
| Like stepping on your right foot with your left foot and then flying into the sky |
| They won't grow like crazy anymore. I wouldn't be surprised if it just ties spy but with infinitely more risk. |
| Collect your winnings, sir. |
| Selling puts (sell to open) means you think stock is going higher. You just limit the gains to what the premium is that you collect. If the stock tanks he will own at strike minus premium collected which is better than just buying where he did. |
| The good ole “Santa rally” gets em everytime lol |
| U mean body 1 and body 2??? Hello??? |
| Thats gonna hit |
| Spy gonna dump again tomorrow |
| I mean 248.58 |
| Congrats those will print op , I’ll ride with you but with options see you at the top 💹💸🫡 |
| i love this subreddit cause you call me an idiot and i dont even know it. |
| Wait until next week. You’ll be waiting in line to use the bench |
| Everyone piling in to buy puts on SLV may have the opposite of intended effect |
| It sustained the 70-80 level which would've been a lofty target if not for the AI sector momentum. 80 was supposed to be an ambitious, very bullish EOY target at the beginning of the year. |
| Finish strong |
| HIMS needs some of their own medicine (and not the weight loss kind) |
| Yes when in doubt, full port. Hopefully you have a family relying on you so they also benefit from your financial wisdom |
| The industry-incest continues. At least it's only $5B? |
| Yeah then he would be like 8% in nvidia anyway.\n\nChrist the stock market is gonna get cooked come the next correction out of ai. |
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| They are just as much fun as trying to hug a porcupine.. |
| Thanks for translating. Yep. You got it. Will have a look at MDA |
| Godspeed Arachnid |
| I’m going to sell everything tomorrow, the markets gonna pump so you’re welcome |
| I went long IWM. 148.58 is a fair price I think. It hasn’t gone parabolic like most others. |
| People make money when the market crashes becouse all the pridictable whales get angsty and someone at the power table gets sassy. Thats it, thats the only reason. All this youre seeing now is just a perfectly calibrated market where everyone in power is getting along really well. So the focus is on the smaller players, and how to juice them as hard as possible. Avoid and go to a real casino if you wanna gamble - those are regulated. |
| Email could have been a today |
| That was awesome ASTS move today, I’ll prolly go side ways till blue bird 6 is confirmed operational… |
| You must not understand how selling puts works then |
| It’s gonna print |
| Love the what if stories. OP thinks he would have been fine with the gold leaps. OP would have doubled his money than have a larger loss than 80k. It’s like the casino. The hotels want you to win big. You leave the front door in a lambo. Come back the next day and leave the back door going to wendys dumpster for food. |
| Shoulda woulda brotha |
| Wtf i just sold SPY $698 calls for tomorrow as a joke AH and they filled instantly?! Thats either a really dogshit algo or someone here lmao |
| SELL. |
| so damn hard to trade 0dtes when VIX is dead\n\nnot sure why i bother, just feeding into the machine |
| Remember all the tsla 500 bulls last week? Lol |
| Yes, a contract is 100. OP has 30x100=3,000 |
| ending the year in RED thank you John F. Kennedy |
| 🤷♂️\n\nEverything in my portfolio is Roth and Traditional IRA, Roth 401k, HSA, and brokerage, either RKLB (~22%), VOO (~67%), or my company's RSUs (~11%). \n\nJust looking into branching out in '26 (but not having it turn into loss porn posts). |
| This is gonna end up bad |
| Switching to thetagang has been the best move I've made all year. \n\nInstead of being down $60k all time on options, I am now at a solid -$52k. |
| Look at me 😳\n#\nI’m the spider now |
| Did you go back down to $0? |
| regardation loading |
| Very concern for Bul |
| Came here to say this. It’s all circular at this point. |
| nope |
| In the 80s, an average hour of work for the median worker bought you about 5 lbs of beef.\n\nToday, you need to work 2 to 3 hours for the same amount. Ground beef and cheapest cuts of tough **chuck** are becoming luxuries.\n\nAmericans eating burgers since forever are literally getting poorer but 🥭 and tech bros gorging at the trough of the "AI miracle" will tell you the affordability crisis is a "hoax". \n\nDon't look over here at all the debt and printed money thrown at more and more football fields of data centers making us rich. Blame the brown people instead. |
| sure you can slam gold as hard as you can but you are fked on slv |
| NBIS? |
| Because 500 companies in an index with billions flowing in and out can’t magically end flat on a day multiple times a year which is conveniently right where options burn on both sides, the odds are too low for it to happen the amount of times it does\n\nWhy doesn’t it hold flat at any other level |
| Why would his ITM options expire worthless on Jan 16? What in the hell are you trying to convey? |
| this same call fucked me before but it was 0dte and like a week and half ago |
| What are you Australia ? |
| What The Fuck is down 2.84% 😂 |
| Pretty sure he’s got a few dollars tucked away. Worst case he can always start investing or something. |
| are we gonna absolutely blast tomorrow? I smell end of year bonuses being called into question... |
| Was watching the 6900 SPX put when it was 0.48 at 3:50 and it closed for 4.10 10 mins later |
| LOL true that, the nards are actually shrivelled and dry at the moment tho 🫡 |
| Doing it on Christmas week is wild |
| Well theta gang won, bulls and bears destroyed |
| good luck bro |
| $600 by next Friday, EZ |
| 2nd top of silver rally is in, time to dump |
| Well I ate some shit on Pltr calls this week barring a miracle rally by Friday. Oof |
| NVDA I fucking see your bitchass slowly crawling back to 180 |
| Imagine falling into a coma tho |
| Silver falls |
| Only 90's kids will remember this.\n\nSelect gender:\n\nMale\n\nFemale |
| 🎅 is Bubba? |
| Jan 16th at 3pm eastern time your position expires if its out of the money or executes if its in the money. If its in the money you better have cash on hand to cover the position. My only curiosity question is who let you trade options with no experience. All major brokerages require you to request that type trade. That's so you can't sue them later when you lose your shirt. |
| Told y’all to stay home. Market is dead. |
| santa rally my ass |
| Fucking noob season in the gym, was not prepared this year thought I had more time |