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| Are you related to Chip Roy? |
| The principal will shrink in real terms, the accumulating interest though….. |
| ? Yields go up because no one is buying bonds at their current value |
| Inverse this guy damn |
| Serenity I’m still waiting for you to pump my $svco bags, microcap with micron on semi txn partnerships AND micron has a stake this is right up your alley |
| Apparently the world's 2nd most expensive burger cost £2,600. At that price even if a high class escort was sucking me off under the table as I ate it, that shit wouldn't still be worth it. |
| Because I own it |
| Lookup vincemayvideo |
| Cash still needs to be devalued by hyperinflation before the big crash hits, because nobody gets to win |
| Being too not-trusting is just as impractical as being too trusting. Just be careful and use your gut |
| What is guaranteed? |
| What about completely average effects syndrome? |
| If Massie wins the primary Mango Social gonna get wild tonight |
| The idea of having to survive off the supplies in my house and banding together with neighbors in total grid collapse scenario is kind of enticing actually. I wouldn't have to look at spreadsheets anymore |
| Dont buy Meta and never trust a fart |
| Can I get some extra ketchup with my fires? |
| Do you know anyone with a "condition" that are otherwise totally normal except they wont shut up about their "condition" but theres literally nothing wrong with them? |
| Okay…I really needed this laugh. 😂 |
| Bonds are scary\nOil is being suppressed\n\nBut yeah sure sell your equities, like that'll help |
| Actually not a bad bet. I would have shorted the future though |
| My favorite part of high oil is saying in a group "man those gas prices going to make me have to take out a second loan!" or similar, and watch the internal war tear people apart |
| Im guessing it’s either gonna consolidate more or go up on Thursday |
| What you gonna do with your $20?\n\nGet a new Buttplug on Amazon? |
| Jesus the “top is in” question is killing me💀 |
| https://preview.redd.it/8knocby6762h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9761bc1d84879e7d8873f0a7181751c379a0282c |
| Yeah but why do the yield bonds increase |
| CEO spoke today at a conference. Reading between the lines a bit, but sounds like this is all but guaranteed |
| Man titties |
| Agree |
| Who are the next gen AI mammoths? Is it NVDA still? Or does AllBirds have a case? |
| Impossible, possibly a 8% swing either way |
| You pick stocks that ram Don? Teach us. |
| Plan C\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/4ucvj7e4762h1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=280b0d2f71f75b74db88a15fe1fd384ef60d9707 |
| because they produce consistent earnings growth? who cares about the metaverse as long as the company is growing as much as it has? |
| In other news : scientists discover the sky is blue!, Bers are gay and Bols are regarded and finally over to Ollie Williams for the weather, Ollie? |
| Can someone elaborate on why nvidia is supposedly going to crash for uninformed little me? |
| Doesn't mean he wont act like it isnt. Dude thinks he should own the world and treats his truths as policy |
| My big advice is if it’s too good to be true, then it’s too good to be true. |
| “Market literally can’t go down, it’s physics”\n\nFucking regard just called the top. I’m selling everything first thing in the morning tomorrow. |
| Agreed. Inside move |
| When is BULL hitting $14? |
| You started your first year with 20k ?? |
| So they are hyping the stock up so the big wigs can take their profits tomorrow- check. |
| I believe the specific word you're looking for is *sarcasm*. So let me introduce you to ***/s***. Learn how to use it. |
| That's just profit taking noise rather than a fundamental issue with the stock. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rbjl7vsy662h1.png?width=1604&format=png&auto=webp&s=159518554a473077d16fa05393070825024fe7a4 |
| <whispering into the ear of the accompanying doc; would that help stabalize them before we deliver this .... news?> |
| I ain’t reading all of that- sorry for your loss or congratulations |
| Large phallus erectus syndrome is such a fucked up disease. Hate it |
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| I was in profit, then lost it all to the 🌮 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/_Rexfest_ made a bet that CAVA would go to 92.718 within **3 hours** when it was 77.265 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 53 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Buddy, please stop using the internet for a couple of days. I know you think you are smart and everybody around you is not, but I can assure you 100%, that you are not.\n\nDont get me wrong, everybody around is also not smart, they are equally clueless. \n\nAnd know try to stop consuming the "experts" you are consuming right now. |
| I feel like not enough people are mentally or emotionally prepared for if its NOT a bubble. |
| Baxx quit fucking with people. Chill |
| What goes down comes back up with inflation |
| It’s not up to him |
| Let me know what else you buy so I can add it to the list of trash stocks. |
| I should have played Home Depot! Who is playing Walmart |
| At least in a real casino i get free drinks while losing money |
| [Whatever, Diddy.](https://imgur.com/a/pZUk6uh) |
| You had me at bird poop |
| JFC |
| Come on\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xzcmmpiu662h1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8ac2f79eba5788b97f3a587961263f46138edf6\n\n |
| that’s why they call them world lead-ers |
| lmao 11 years of spending freezes buddy we have wars across the globe and and israeli genocides to fund |
| If you’re hungry enough, you’ll eat rotten fruit. |
| You called? |
| This cannot be a bad investment! Take a look at PYPL! Down 80% during the past 5 years 😂 while market returned 125% and some stocks 10,000%! Now Enrique is the CEO and it’s heading to $25! Talk about a bad investment! |
| The most regarded take ever. So you want to donate your money to the rich ? Have fun with that. |
| either NVDA fds, or OXY calls |
| Weird. That’s my plan A |
| My -$135,000 is still a six figure net worth. |
| Im not saying this is real but lets just consider the possibility, for a fleeting moment at best - that for the first time in history, a war strategy/plan/execution, whatever you wanna call it, was compromised, delayed, and essentially blunted by the actions of the stock market.\n\n> Implications would be massive if true - since nobody truly knows where strings are being pulled from. \n\n> sure, oil has always been a determiner, but im talking about the stock market. Like, the price of just everyday stocks. \n\n> If this is true (not saying it is) imagine the absolute power held by a foreign adversary? And - it wouldnt be obvious. The speaker could be some fund manager in new york, but the puppeteer of that speaker resides in russia or china. Youd never really be able to know where the calls are being made from. \n\n> i would then wonder, how many lives are put at stake, or how could this impact the outcome of a war? We are touting currently that eyeran is defeated, stands no chance. But what if the tide turns somehow? This would be a moment of reflection - that one extra day or two so that stocks could do a thing, just enough space for the puppeteer to move their chess piece into position. |
| where's the taco tuesday that was promised 3000 years ago |
| https://preview.redd.it/g60u21uq662h1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b1262372c1d60f200537e363dabaa3cc64b28f |
| AVGO calls, if Nvidia goes to the moon, AVGO is going to Europa, one of Saturns moons. |
| Nothing can hurt me anymore. I've been trained by holding the bagholder trinity META, MSFT, NFLX 🤗 |
| I can fix her |
| Thinking about buying CBRS. Stop loss is easy to set (270ish)..\n\n\nI do know most ipos, lose like all there value. It would be a trade, not in investment |
| Lmao how do you lose with INTEl? |
| OP has been spam posting about UPST. You can just look up UPST or Upstart in the search and see the posts that have been made by OP. |
| 25? More like 75% of the cranky ol boomers still falling for his bullshit |
| What’s the reason? I sold today so it makes total sense |
| Plop |
| Best Meme sub. No others come close. |
| atleast it's fun |
| everything about corn is rigged |
| who buys groceries at target |
| Bold of you to post this after 3 red days |
| I stopped that shit a while ago. Only google now. If I end up holding a bag, it better be that. |
| NACHO - Not A Chance Hormuz Opens. |
| You were the guy on the other side of my trades. Well played sir, I’m all out of money |
| I’m the clit commander |
| Why u think it will fall after earnings? |
| A short on my health at the peak in 2022 would pay out so much. |
| ~~God~~ ^Jpow , I love space stonks! |
| Jensen will signing \n\ntitties tomorrow |
| finally, a scholar of taste |
| Algos just absolutely pillaging the inexperienced futes traders |
| Polymarket it is. |
| > Senate passed resolution to limit Trumps war time powers for the first time.\n\n\n>The vote marked only a first step in the Senate. And even if both chambers approved the resolution, the president would be expected to veto it. |
| Is Bear Sterns a goodbye? |
| “Interest payments are about to exceed our GDP.”\n\nThis is completely false.\n\nU.S. GDP is roughly:\n\n* $29–31 trillion annually.\n\nFederal interest expense is large and rising, but nowhere remotely near GDP.\n\nNet interest costs are currently on the order of:\n\n* roughly $1–1.5 trillion annually depending on rates and deficits.\n\nThat is historically very high and fiscally concerning, but it is nowhere close to exceeding GDP.\n\nThe statement is off by roughly an order of magnitude. |
| This is awesome |
| We upgraded to Barrons laptop now and that bitch got 264 Gb RAM |
| Important caveat: this was a procedural vote to discharge it from committee, not final passage. The previous seven attempts all failed, including an April 15 vote that was the fourth to fail since the war’s start . \n\nEven if it clears the Senate on a final vote, it would still need the House and would face a near-certain Trump veto, requiring a two-thirds override in both chambers — which the math doesn’t currently support. |
| Yeah, I know. I am long for sure |
| No, just get them for July or January though |
| Only till mid terms |
| I suspect this is happening in a ton of places and likely came from consulting firm like Mckensie or some shit. My company is also RTO three days, then watching hours in office (because of coffee badging) and as of like last year activity tracking (app usage, productivity, now keystrokes). And what’s dumb is I spend most of my time on conf calls not writing code. So my keystrokes don’t mean shit. |
| Nobody pays attention to that old lying fuck any more. |
| And they intend to keep it that way. The echo chambers are far too isolated at this point. |
| He fucked up so badly with the gas prices, because that's something everyone sees. |
| AMAT was expected to drop 10%. Now it’ll go to $550. |
| Oh it will come. But i never just sit and wait, im an active trader. |
| What was that SLS pump? |
| You’re gonna be waiting a while. She looks in pretty good health. If she’s rich, she can also afford the best treatments. She might even use all her wealth on hospital bills. Only thing you’ll get out of that is her ashes. |
| Bush is cool sometimes bc the extra friction is like a warm tickle every stroke, but when it’s time to eat? Nah :/ |
| Lmao unless they’re about to expire you’ll be fine. green dildo tomorrow. |
| Did you have a stroke typing that? |
| $GDS cooking |
| sure they made 500% but 700% guidance is weak we need it to be worth the entire us economy next quarter |
| I swear I read that as "gulf aliens" |
| Fox news has basically zero coverage of IRS ruling, the slush fund, or IRS immunity. It's like 25% of the country doesn't even know what mango does. |
| During this bullmarket, that is some achievement. |
| Starting to think prediction market for 🌽 is rigged |
| He needs it to haul his fat ass into his A.C. office job. |
| I don't do shit, just watch porn, play blackjack and drink whisky for breakfast, and i pick ramdon stocks\n\n \nI'm down 55% YTD |
| there's more letters in the alphabets incase you regards forgot. |
| Good job. S&P500 turned 23% over the last year. But you're too smart for that. |
| Why, "mo money mo problems" type of thing? |
| Aladeen |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| if you have to ask this question you are gonna lose your life savings trying to short it |
| Fox news has basically zero coverage of IRS ruling, the slush fund, or mango stock pumps. It's like 25% of the country doesn't even know what mango does. |
| You have to have upgrade from Robinhood gold Platinum. |
| lmao this is me but -50% to -45% |
| My big advice is don't trust anyone about any of the bullshit they say |
| Oof, for Nvidia to hit to $300 tomorrow then that means its market cap value needs to increase by $2 trillion which is very unlikely to happen |
| Is it too late for calls doe?? |
| Yea but tweets actually work |
| Good bye student loan payments! |
| So ADI gonna beat earnings, raise guidance and fall 12%. Can’t wait |
| The 10-year return on a $100K 30-year treasury bond at 5% interest is $50K (50%). That is a guaranteed 10-year 50% return. |
| That's how I live my life..\n\nAt this point, if I can go for groceries and not worry to much about the price at the till, do my hobbies like fpv drone racing, maybe travel here and there every 5 yers or so, ill be content\n\n\n\nIve put off ever having a real family, or real retirement..I just plan to enjoy my younger years until I've had enough. Who knows what future has in store though, thats kind of the fun part. I wanna see where i end up.\n\nThanks for the kind words my friend. |
| Feel bad for anyone holding puts |
| based |
| I know you’re memeing but national debt isn’t real. Money is barely real. Our national debt has literally (and I mean that literally) zero effect on the economy. We print the money. It’s free. |
| when taco tuesday? |
| Both - strangle this mofo |
| I’m ready for Nvidia to have more trading volume in AH and overnight tomorrow than in the session itself. |
| Ya I bet and I am definitely not retarded. |
| Mr. American Dream |
| Puts are back on the menu boys |
| Not particularly, she picked the Bengals to beat the Rams because "tigers are cuddly." |
| Who doesn’t? |
| raisins are still fruits |
| dolce vita light |
| Thats called adapting |
| Average redditor |
| Shhh that’s not in the cards yo!! |
| Every dead senator = 55 micrograms of lead returned to the earth |
| This is the signal I was waiting for. Panic sell everything, it’s fucking over. |
| I like bush |
| Anyone going to use the golden tax return service from Truth Tax where you get refunded more than you paid in tax? |
| Forgot to say "This is quahog mayor Adam West." |
| NVDA will be flat lmao |
| Reported for spam. Go circlejerk somewhere else |
| Yea a lot will get paid out as staking rewards over time. $400K is buying back the token every day from protocol generated fees. Way too much motion behind it. The growth is insane. They’re coming for binace and even bigger fish over time. |
| Jensen is going to skull fuk everyone tomorrow and forever eliminate any doubt bers had about NVDA |
| Except OP is not far off.\n\nPrinting money to service debt is accelerating and we have literally zero political will power to fix it.\n\nCall it "quantitative easing" or "reserve management purchases" but printing to deal with debt market can't absorb isn't new.\n\nIt's been done countless times through history and the result is always the same. Hyperinflation, totally dysfunctional economy and mass poverty.\n\nIt will be a depression with stocks going up endlessly. |
| My arsehole is getting bigger each day |
| This post is the top. \n\nReady the lube boys |
| Trumps says attack in 2-3 days if no deal reached |
| flip a coin, roll a dice, look at bird poop, ask a crystal ball |
| All I've learned from watching millions made and lost on this app is that puts are for people who are convinced they're smarter than everyone and hate money. |
| these headlines are beyond regarded |
| let me guess, it's in your pants |
| Senate passed resolution to limit Trumps war time powers for the first time. Either an insane rant is on the way or a huge taco that opens the hormouz is coming |
| SLS just hit a 52 week high 🥰 |
| My big advise for new grads is to never trust anyone who makes a big deal about honest, salt-of-the-earth, or just "normal" they are. If their defining trait as a person is "telling it like it is" there is a good chance that that person is terrible. |
| https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/5/19/iran-war-live-trump-says-iran-attack-postponed-at-request-of-gulf-allies\n\nIs this bullish?? |
| Ah yes. The most highly regarded of us all. |
| That's my plan A. |
| Goddamn, that’s potentially generational right there |
| Indeud, buying the dip with leverage is the best way to beat the annual 20-30% annual inflation. |
| Enron |
| Holy gut rot |
| And don’t forget that many companies go on a hiring binge bc execs etc build their fiefdoms. Then things change and they stuff gets put on the efficiency program. |
| Cannonthropic … |
| Another Nvidia earnings where I have to work, manager must have puts |
| USA |
| The interest payments are nowhere near equal to the GDP. It’s about 3% which is dangerously high, but not remotely close to 100%. |
| ATH: Get in now! You are missing out!\n\n\-5%: Freak out! Sell everything! |
| Or else he will threaten more then declare a ceasefire |
| I have seen my future and it's not good. The Villages in Florida here I come. |
| Keine Beleidigung. Wirklich. Aber bist du dumm? |
| is this strategy profitable? |
| Because that random guy made NVDA into a $5T company. Put some respeck on thy name! |
| Yeah made a bunch of content w that one. Just smoked so much weed, I hate cotton mouth kisses :/ |
| 76% of supply yet to be unlocked... |
| I hate the clickbaity "market could go up/down XXX BILLION DOLLARS!" Yes, the market is very big, a small move is still billions of dollars.\n\n355 Billion is like 6% of Nivida's market cap. Article title is basically "Nvidia could go up/down a modest amount based on the earnings report" |
| Right there with you brother |
| https://preview.redd.it/lx5lv4bl562h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad1644f55cdf7970da6d7c78a367f5c4f6aea765 |
| Is this a troll post, I can't tell anymore |
| The on chain activity is growing at an exponential rate still, which means fees doing token buybacks comes out to about $400K a day being burned. \n\nAlso it looks like the SEC is about to approve it for pre IPO stock trading which is crazy, but also we have mango in charge so… |
| I listened and now I’m up 26% thanks to you 🙏 |
| Some semis are recovering but SPY red which means BAG7 struggling |
| AMAT just beat earnings and is still down since the call |
| i was in public man |
| Should I lay down? |
| wait how does ai cause that big swing |
| I have something similar for my own suite |
| Mother of all crashes |
| Average retail experience |
| I feel like drinking 2 gallons of IPA. |
| What was the biggest rugpull of a large company in history? |
| Round 65k i think |
| What's higher than hyper? |
| the family part is just absurd. they're not even trying to appear decent anymore |
| wait how do you check total submissions in wsb |
| >0.5%\n\nOh wow it's pumping! |
| I think lapping soft comps, and conservative guidance + plus puff piece in WSJ about new exec hired....flat |
| How can u see his updated trades |
| Same. I was in the money on my 5/29 puts several weeks ago. Now they’re effectively worthless. I’m just gonna hold in case shit crashes. I don’t need the $200. |
| 40k shares lets goooo |
| You’re right |
| Remind me again why anybody gives a fuck about some random Dennys dishwasher? |
| the fundamentals DD help with confidence |
| sir, first plz let us in we should have this conversation while sitting. |
| Worst trades you've seen... yet. |
| Fucking HOOD, RDDT and HIMS. I got the trifecta of bag holders paradise. |
| I prefer to use my wife's method of picking football games, she just goes with he name that is "cuter." |
| He also dipped the dip |
| NVDA puts easiest call ever into earnings |
| i don’t trade, why is it gonna drop? |
| No,just you. |
| Index funds have outpaced US inflation in real dollars. Not by a lot, but OP’s post is valid. USD is basically Monopoly money at this point but everybody still needs some until BRICS takes over globally at some point in the next five years. |
| regarded |
| Not going to happen 😂 |
| Lol, did you really say if spending is frozen? |
| Why |
| mamma mia |
| Gap up or getting gaped |
| Top is in |
| Short answer.. no 😐 |
| yeah calls after a dump is a soild gamble |
| Easy money means more speculative bullshit. Tighter policy means splashing less money around |
| I literally saw your post about "breaking 26 for a gamma ramp" on superstink bro. You're an ape like the rest of them. Don't try to pretend now that you're above it all and just playing options and you know it's a shit company. You're in it for the ridiculous squeeze theory because you're fucking stupid and you got played. |
| Damn, that hurts bro |
| Do canadian dollars count |
| it happens after you take a trade |
| making Italian sausage 😮💨 (it's already made, just heating it up) |
| Mu and SanDisk |
| 0 DTE calls or puts? |
| Play both sides, hope for the best. |
| Top is in |
| Ok, who let the ghey out today? |
| You’ve never put a fifty million dollar bounty on a brochacho just for shits and giggles? |
| Big bawlz. Show us your puts. And tits if that’s cool too |
| [Brother, we all have a dream](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tir_yK1kROg) |
| They forecast a trillion in earning for the next year...100% puts |
| https://preview.redd.it/i97vaal3562h1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=335690480625f61aadde3ca0756827ffc76a5d2f\n\n |
| The pres bought into strategy not to long ago. I'm sure the Company will do just fine. |
| I wanted to pick up target calls at close for an earnings play but fell asleep and missed out. \n\nMaybe this nap saved my port!? |
| If nvidia gets to 300 tomorrow ill break even |
| I sold 20 put options 10 of which expire on Friday. Don’t bring this evil on me. I don’t want to be assigned. |
| Account age 1 month is all I need to know |
| Having a notification when everything changes direction would be a fucking superpower |
| Tomorrow is gap up day |
| Hyperliquid and PURR are going to mint so many millionaires |
| Guys are we fucked ? |
| Can someone explain? Is QT applied to the market? Or why do the rates increase? |
| Where is the money NVIDIA? Already spent what still doesn't received yet? |
| So you're telling me my calls are actually exit liquidity for my therapist |
| Sideways confirmed |
| I really hope not.... |
| JennyBoi will save us 🙏🙏🙏 |
| Jensen's outlook for the future absolutely affects how the stock price reacts after earnings. \n\nIf he says things are looking good, it goes up. If he says there's a crunch in the china market, or that AI demand is softening, it'll go down. \n\nHe absolutely has a ton of power over it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/cg1ji6ix462h1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4269534fd4f3b75e2fdd12bb8c20a10f50329468 |
| But you will pay capital gains on those fake gains. |
| Because the alternative is unimaginable, I think they might not take profits and continue in their hubris, on the other hand I think they wouldn’t *dare* (cue thunder) |
| lol why is this so funny |
| Options or stocks? |
| Just keep trying and it might eventually work!!! |
| I'm betting the fed will turn on the money printer by next week. The 10 and 30 year bond chart gets slowly scarier by the day. |
| Does studying the presidents tweets count? |
| Yes it is in an upward momentum trend after bouncing off support levels that haven't been seen since last week |
| Now let's see how good the progressive jackpot is |
| Puts on your health |
| Jensen is carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders tomorrow 🫡 |
| Pretty sure you won't need plan B with her |
| Thanks for totally jinxing us. |
| it's real bruh |
| #or else |
| Yes |
| It's not a meme. Literally zoom out on any major index and tell me which direction stocks go.. |
| hmmh okay, ty |
| Allergies so bad today I can't make jokes like I used to. I'm dying out here. |
| So Puts on Open? |
| more like ripcron |
| I’ll buy 1 call tomorrow just to continue the trend of losing money on NVDA earnings |
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| I was here 5/19/2026 for the dumbest post on the internet. |
| But not the easy way by Rainman card counting... he did the next to impossible... he bankrupted the casino by running it into the ground. |
| Calls or Puts man?! |
| Likely a projection of their own insecurities |
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| Set a sell limit with no days till expiry and you can put this purchase in queue until somebody is willing to purchase it. \n\n99.999999994% chance you are making $0 on this contract. \n\nClose the account. No more options for you. |
| Memory stocks will eat bers alive tomorrow 💀 |
| Why am i lubing up for nvidia tomorrow? Cause i know im gonna get fucked |
| I would definitely not pay it earlier than necessary. It's going to shrink like crazy in real terms. |
| Of course they will go down. \n\nAmerica isn’t immune to imperial collapse. Infact it’s well on the way to it at this moment. \n\nIt’s only a matter of time before America collapses like the soviets or any other empire of note and the stock market will go with it. \n\nUntil then it is likely the American oligarchs which now fully control the United States rather openly will not allow another crash. Furthering the inevitable imperial collapse. |
| Bro is a retard *par exellence*. |
| I hope it pulls back to 180 or something I like to load up on calls. |
| Somehow the country can still run by lower standards..its actually funny they defeated % + vs % - was the same and people just said ok and moved on lol |
| Man 👨 spy go to 760 rn!!! or else |
| Ok just got back from a small 5 day break. How are my calls I bought last Thursday looking? |
| No aspirations to quit the game 😎 |
| Is Ultra an option? |
| Wait, you work at Wendy’s too!?? |
| It's not about Jensen it's about numbers and guidance. Even little crack and it will go down. |
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| Market breadth improving, good sign |
| No idea. No news has come out. Maybe one of the events happened and they are down to a single one left? |
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| !banbet NVDA 230 3d |
| Just need SPX to flash 7300 for 5 seconds |
| Will I be drinking Blanton’s or Busch Lite on 5/22? Papa Jensen — it is in thy hands. |
| So you went from studying stock astrology to studying tweets |
| The shit posts here are absolute GOLD!!! |
| They and their kids will be hooked up and harvested in pods like the matrix if we don't slow this shit down |
| How can you be down that much in this year? |
| Almost did, will regret it |
| https://preview.redd.it/dq8ujmrg462h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=013c4a60307feed2c90ded31600748a016f895e5 |
| Dont forget to bring a flashlight |
| Anybody like to tell me why it’s going to crash |
| You know what else is rising? My sour dough bread |
| > Always certain but often wrong kind of person \n\nlol this pretty much describes this sub. but also many industries. |
| What’s that saying? Candy wrapper maybe wrinkled on the outside but still sweat on the inside. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Late_Company6926** bet **TSLA** goes from **404.15** to **450.0** before **22-May-2026 06:11 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 2 wins and 8 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| What if there was something REAL you could invest in, |
| !banbet TSLA 450 3d |
| Anyone here in on grpn squeeze? |
| why? |
| Legend |
| Taxes only go down |
| Everyone needs to buy US30 so house loans can get lower for me. Thank you |
| I hear his looking for people to play video games with. |
| only for porn |
| Sounds like the kind of man who knows how to appreciate fresh fish |
| While the next 11 years wealth transfers even faster to the top. |
| Lead paint blocks many signals |
| Seriously you suck a couple dozen cocks and everyone is calling you gay. wtf |
| Was today Tuesday? Wtf |
| If we pop 20% or more ill send you $35 |
| You are the only one… |
| This guy really crashes. |
| Oh wow Micron is pumping in after hours again, sure that will carry over to tomorrow... |
| Yet not a single regard here can read a P&L |
| I was up 15k on FSAGX and now down 20k+ \nThe hype of gold going to $6k got me good. 😅 |
| Lowest IQ on the sub of tards Get off the internet |
| You figured it out \n\nThere were decades with zero growth in the stock market and the small inflation could actually mean prices cool down at some point \n\nHere, we entered the decay phase, where not even all stocks go up, only some |
| FACT: Stocks only go up, mostly because of inflation. \n\nValue of the dollars goes down, so it costs more dollars to buy the same share of a company. \n\nthis is why being a perma bear is a losing proposition in the long run. |
| I want to live in the timeline where he’s struggling to sell a used Saab. |
| heh right. or, like, the AGI's gonna be all "ah shit, u technically got me, i can't kill u" when the humans say they were the _good_ humans |
| If the world ends before we have sex robots, Imma be pissed |
| I love posts like yours because it reminds me there's people like you who just sit and hope for a crash that will never come. |
| bro goes to Target to get tuckwear and instead reports on groceries. LMAO🤌 |
| Should be forced to rename to Slopify, if it's not taken already. |
| You guys are recovering? |
| By definition it isn’t. Pyramid schemes spend new money to pay back old money. MSTR is selling equities (new money) and buying Bitcoin. When they first started they were offering 0% interest convertible debt (loans that convert to shares at a much higher strike and 0% interest repayment) to purchase Bitcoin. Now they use preferred stocks. |
| Thats about 976 years away. Hubert hasnt been born yet. |
| hey man just put the ketchup in the bag |
| Does anyone know the BTC threshold where Saylor is fucked? |
| > "what are you gonna do about it?"\n\nthey are going to learn |
| 10Y return you mucktard |
| buying more NVDA bc i like to be punished |
| A notification chimed softly through the room.\n\nAnother position closed in profit.\n\nJasmine smiled to herself, slow and private, the kind of smile no one ever saw when markets were open and conversations were sharp and calculated. This was different. This was the quiet after-hours intimacy between her and the numbers.\n\nOutside, rain slid down the windows of the high-rise in silver ribbons. Inside, the air smelled faintly of espresso and warm electronics.\n\nShe adjusted the hem of the oversized sweater slipping from one shoulder and watched gamma exposure tighten across the chain. The candles pulsed upward again.\n\nGreen.\n\nAgain.\n\nGreen.\n\nHer breathing slowed with the rhythm of it.\n\nMost people saw markets as chaos — violence disguised as mathematics. But Jasmine understood something deeper: beneath the panic and noise, price action had emotion. Fear expanded too quickly. Greed lingered. Momentum tempted. Reversals punished hesitation.\n\nAnd tonight the market wanted to rise.\n\nShe could feel it.\n\nHer fingertips moved across the glass with practiced precision, rolling contracts forward, trimming exposure just enough to stay elegant instead of reckless. Discipline made the pleasure sharper. Every calculated decision amplified the rush when she was right.\n\nThe portfolio total climbed higher.\n\nFor a moment she simply watched it happen, illuminated by the cold blue glow of futures charts drifting upward into midnight. No applause. No voices. Just compounding returns accumulating silently in the dark like a secret life unfolding exactly according to plan.\n |
| Aren't they announcing ah? You sure about the exp? |
| Shit, he's on to us |
| Physique of a Greek god. Small dick and voloptuous ass |
| Guys SLS is going off in after hours |
| https://preview.redd.it/zm1aikqy362h1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=325ff124a5b48e67106caf467015400610d3155a\n\n |
| I will never quit this sub |
| i thought i was the only one who remembered. |
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| Just floating around out there with no land in sight, they’ll have to take those profits! |
| bold to assume gen beta will have any money or agency whatsoever |
| notice how almost everyone on wsb is saying nvda gonna dump? Learn to inverse wsb |
| Not wrong technically, but if price of lettuce outperforms your portfolio then it’s down in real terms, which is also why many old heads in this space use nasdaq/gold ratio instead of just nasdaq for example |
| Noted and agreed. Thank you soldier . |
| For the ones that don't understand. Just stop:\n\nThe slider adjusts the price you see at the top, that is all! ✌🏻 |
| While i understand your general point you have your numbers backwards.\nInterest payments are not exceeding gdp. Total debt has passed our gdp, but the interest payments are not about to surpass gdp. It will happen eventually if we dont inflate our way out, but we got a while to go before that. |
| You only get gem posts like this once a year or so |
| Our interest payments are not about to exceed our gdp. Our debt just surpassed the gdp. That would mean our interest payments are nearly 100% of our debt.. |
| lmfao this had me dying |
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| I’m still waiting for AI to make Smell-O-Vision real. Until then AI is fake |
| Yeah go back on Saturday. It's stressful. |
| !banbet NVDA 200 3d |
| if this is not a meme, this might be the most retarded shxt I've ever seen on this sub |
| Argument from consequence. Avoiding a bad outcome does not guarantee of the original claim. |
| When the day comes, world leaders will announce a global public debt reset! |
| Chat said there’s a 30-40% that it’s priced in at 230-240. And he’s wrong 50% of the time, so maybe you’re in luck! |
| if that's the real fact, tar and feather op |
| I got $200 to last me to next paycheck what do I buy with it tomorrow boys? And don’t give me any regard “groceries” bs give me and little win |
| guys, what are we buying and collecting now to sell in 20y to gen-beta as a cool artefacts of unc gen-z lifes? |
| And you think Jensen will let NVDA collapse yet again? Why would he let the most valuable company in the world get smoked on yet another earnings?\n\nThere's already been a pull back from the 230's, so there's plenty of room to recover for earnings. |
| I can't believe an AI bear making sense. |
| You'll be fine. If you're ok waiting a couple months. |
| its choosday innit |
| I threw some at it last week at 6. |
| Tastes great too. |
| Our very own Jim Cramer! |
| You can’t trick me this time SPY. Asia is going to dump again and I’ll get fucked again. |
| Why are meta option greeks such ass |
| Bulls and bears snorting cocaine off a chicken’s ass at the strip club. |
| OP was definitely homeschooled by a pigeon.\n\nHonestly, the accoustics in his head must be amazing |
| fuk man imagine if hunters laptop got tax protection lmaoooooooooo |
| Sounds about right |
| Is that why the aliens are popping off now? The nukes got their panties all bunched up. Now they have to come in and flip the resolute desk. To put an end to the financial fuckery before it sucks everyone down. Unless you have a gold card or a ballroom pass, bunkers right this way sir. |
| So should i pay my $250k in student loans or no? |
| If you don't have a dream... |
| [NVDA Earnings Call](https://www.reddit.com/r/sounding/) |
| Say Wallahi bro, say wallahi |
| never stop the propaganda machine |
| Some people's plan Bs are other's plan A. It really do be like that. |
| I am picking up dumb person vibes from this sub |
| History says that |
| She’s got a giant sapphire. Don’t let her toss it overboard. Crazy old bitch |
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| Yea people with extreme views (on pretty much any side of any huge topic like this) are always very naive. Me with my limited organic brain can already process these situations at a deeper level than that with much more nuances, so why wouldn’t an all powerful intelligence with the compute of 100000 GPUs be able to comprehend ideas with even much much much more nuances instead? They are the ones trying to build intelligent machines, but they think the supposedly god-level intelligence would be just as petty and shallow minded as them. |
| I agree but what if it doesn’t wrap up? Are nvidia’s earnings a big enough catalyst? |
| Im enjoying the bag holding. If that’s what you mean lol |
| And replace broken window with casino |
| Groceries? The thing you need a big, beautiful ID to buy? |
| Its tuesday at dinner time, my bro |
| Sounds like Wallstreet breakfast people haha |
| Just be thankful you made some profit. Theres always another opportunity. |
| Got some free secret sauce for you. Pump is a little finicky so just keep pumping until it comes out. |
| pamp futures into tomorrows open, then slowly sell off into nvda earnings for AH |
| That’s me, yesterday and today. |
| He is the epitome of every asshole friend or family member or coworker you’ve ever had. Selfish. Weird. Self obsessed. Terrible listener. Creepy. An asshole. Liar. Big mouth. Always certain but often wrong kind of person. The kind you’d actively avoid day to day. He’d be a shitty used car salesman if he didn’t inherit wealth. |
| So far |
| Based. \n\nAnd a lot of people half their cart is "Good & Gather" "Up & Up". Everyone is forced into generic. |
| Iran offering $50M on bounties for Netanyahu and Orange Unchained, but I’m sure peace talks are coming along swimmingly |
| I think things are in a holding pattern until Nvidia earnings tomorrow and the Iran conflict wraps up. |
| Two viral wsb posts today signaling top is in \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1thrf4j/how_do_i_sell_this_at_the_price_its_showing_me/\n\nI'm selling everything \n |
| Mine is \nThe race to capture ur moms heart |
| Roaring 20s all over again |
| Mine thankfully expire in July though 🙂↕️ |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/Ejg1RaV2Nm |
| took a gigantic smelly dump... can feel the emptiness of the universe now, void really |
| yeah we learn nothing from history at all |
| It went down today |
| Child |
| Meta call after it dips even further tmrw for after Nvidia earnings? |
| https://preview.redd.it/17ds6dm8362h1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ef935b020a3357c8288632c5cbcdb00e2438d39 |
| any NOKIA enjoyers? |
| buy more pussy |
| she actually looks pregnant in that clip. |
| Is most of Facebook’s revenue from ads? |
| This is so regarded it just might be genius. OP should be the next chairman of the federal reserve. |
| My move tomorrow is hopefully to wake up in the morning, go to work, spend my time browsing wsb and pray to lord Jensen that the NVDA earnings beat all expectations |
| I'll take "Famous last words"words" for 200, Alex. |
| WHAT'S YOUR LAST FAVORITE RACE?\n\nMine's the Tour de France |
| I bought calls last Friday 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Yeah, no one is screaming for another crash |
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| Because the people making chocolate booked their yearly volume when cocoa prices were between 8-12k per mt. |
| yep lost a decent in AMAT, inspite of the good earnings |
| Well i don't think they will stop but I think the masses will end up knowing whats happening. I guess we will see. |
| It’s perfect because they speak like they got their mouths full already |
| even better, buy otm call on nvdl. Got to leverage up your leveraged product bro. Just look at that ATM volatility curve. chef's kiss. |
| #I went to Target, the grocery section was packed with people while every other section (apparel, home goods, electronics, toys, books) was empty. People have no money to spend on anything else besides food. LMAO🤌 |
| No worries. He’ll take himself out. |
| I’ll bet you your life savings mu is not at the top |
| It unironically is lol. People who didn’t sink in 2008 basically came out huge winners |
| The 90s and 2000s was Yahoo and finance message boards.\n\n2010s and now is Reddit and Twitter.\n\nWhen hyperinflation in the 2030s comes it will be something different and we'll sound like the codgy old fucks on Yahoo Finance comment section. |
| aww, get a room u guys <blushing> |
| So mine is just the start? |
| Can someone actually explain what is happening? I don’t use Robinhood so this slider nonsense does not make sense to me. \n\nIs he just setting a limit sell at a crazy price and wondering why it’s not selling? |
| Is it just me or does market feel tired? It’s like a slowly deflating balloon |
| LMAOOOOOO italianhand.emoji |
| If you arent holding nvidia you dont like gambling |
| It will never drop to $1000 in the near future |
| I did not exhale. |
| I want in. |
| Crude and WTI are artificially kept low by releasing SPR and looks like we will be completely out of it soon |
| let's see/hope |
| In case any retards believed this, the US GDP is ~32 trillion and our interest costs 1 trillion/year to service |
| If the market tanks, nobody will expect it because we just had a correction a couple months ago. |
| I am upset I traded perfectly today on SPY 0dte, but wagered only $500. |
| Throw caution to the wind and run to her. Let your passions collide and ignite a conflagration that will consume your heart and her booty like groceries. |
| When it does go down it’s gonna make the Great Depression look like the Catalina fucking wine mixer |
| Go fuck yourself bro |
| How much did you lose |
| dang it |
| The reason you might want a bond over equities is that the 5% annual return on bonds is guaranteed for 30 years right now, but you don't know what the rate of inflation will be over that time period. The actual inflated adjusted return might be far worse than 250% over 30 years. The face value of a treasury bond goes up if the current rate is lower than the rate you got at purchase, and goes down if the current rate is higher than the rate you got at purchase. A $100,000 30-year-bond with 10y to maturity at 5% is obviously more valuable than a $100,000 10-year bond at 4% ($50,000 to come versus $40,000 to come).\n\nIn addition, the S&P 500 returns 8% per year **on average** but nothing is guaranteed. People managing vast quantities of wealth might take the guaranteed 5% and they might pull the money out of equities to lock it in. |
| Thats the old lady from "all about the Benjamins" |
| Youre just angry because you suck at trading. Whether he trades on not doesnt hide the fact your portfolio is and will always be in the red. |
| Its a simple beat! Just give your customers more of the money you borrowed to purchase inventory not even yet in production. Simple!!! |
| it’s him, John Canary |
| Alright I'm off to sleep, be nice to each other and god bless you all |
| All it takes for this to not be true is the invasion of Taiwan |
| Her vajay is so old and dusty if she had a kid it would come out with skinned knees |
| close 2nd |
| Space |
| Have you guys heard about GROCERIES? Its a new concept. Walmart and Targets got tons of them and theyve literally doubled in price this year. Calls? |
| Is that a 2nd Amendment team? |
| He’s got a point |
| Very nice gains. But why don't people who bought into Nvidia reatively early, have more shares from back then?\n\nOriginal investment of $835?? Imagine if the guy's original investment was $8,350 or $83,500! Then the guy would be really cooking!!! 10X or 100x his gains in absolute dollar amount would be game changing!\n\nPosition sizing matters dudes! Lol. |
| broken window theory, but civilization-wide |
| https://preview.redd.it/efd1rz0o262h1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7ded3b30d1cace2278a77eff2c64f7d0279d0ba\n\n |
| Sony |
| Yeah, that won’t last once a new admin is in charge. |
| I'd pay you $5 to stop asking questions like that |
| u/veryveryuniquename5 has the best sushi. He is such a sweet man |
| Im assuming markets jus gonna chop tmr and then direction will decided on Thursday |
| What’s everyone’s play tomorrow? I wanna yolo something |
| My man that’s exactly why deflation is the thing that people fear, and sadly it will come. Sooner than later. |
| Stocks went down because of bond yield spike do liberation day one of the reasons why someone TACO on the tariffs causing yields to retreat |
| what i do now? |
| intel nana |
| I ain’t your bro. My uncle never lies |
| Mother Teresa when I was in the priesthood. |
| not really, economy naturally expand over time. Using last 5 years growth rate as average. As long as we stop increase federal spending for the next 11 years. The economy will eventually out growth the debt. Since even it's 3-4% per year. The growth is compounding and will out pace the debt interest if spending is frozen. IE: Great britian didnt pay off its WWII war debt until in the mid 2000. But by then the economy is so much larger than the old debt that it's irrelevant and make more sense to delay pay off early. Greece is another example of freeze spending until economy outgrow it.\n\nIt's not impossible. But since it require 11 years of spending freeze. Not cancel spending but just to keep spending the same, less of chance people get mad about spending freeze instead of cancel spending. That would require 3 full terms of presidency from both parties to agree to stop adding expense. Just need to wait 11 years then we will return to clinton era budget surplus. But can these congress tard resist the temptation to open the public purse string for 11 years ? that's the hard part. |
| ...but with a smaller pp |
| META going to 500$ only because i bought it at 600$. Sorry guys! |
| GREEN |
| Puts on the Anunaki. |
| El Nino |
| Surest warning sign of a bubble about to burst |
| Holding through Jen’s call and getting wasted |
| market doesn't go up, currency goes down and it looks like market goes up. congratulations, you've discovered what some of us realized 15 years ago |
| there is a shortage of chocolatiers so we have to pay them a sign-up bonus |
| Exactly, and eventually he'll be able to print money. |
| Pretty much all AI stocks after Micron have lost on calls after earnings. AMAT the biggest one. |
| Im jaming right now to Herbie Handcock - Rock it |
| Don’t forget the 🌮 |
| 🥭 might be a bad prez but imagine him being your coworker\n\nAnnouncing epic shit all the time just to push the deadline further and further. Would drive me nuts |
| Time to cruise the Wendy's bathroom |
| Your mom |
| Why would NVDA crash the market tomorrow? |
| Wemby is something else man. Reminds me of me |
| Your basically in the matrix brother, looking good |
| Not sure how they got the leader of the executive branch to sign off on that |
| Puts on $USA |
| Putting my money in the intergalatic federation market after deal is made with the aliens |
| don't listen to the 2 weeks guy, do it tomorrow. who the fuck waits 2 weeks, that's absolutely retarded, probably got it from one of those stupid Myspace posts when they were in grammar school and still sticks to it. |
| Well for one “Our interest payments are about to exceed our GDP” is just wrong, we pay just over $1 trillion a year in interest payments which is crazy high but not near $31 trillion. Also the government can fix the debt by just not spending so much lol |
| You are also missing the impact of rising yield on bond prices.\n\nBond prices are generally consistent and violent swings in yield changes that. \n\nBonds IV is so low that you can often get absurd leverage (10:1 is common) on US Treasuries / long dated sovereign bonds, at massive discount to par (face value of bond). These can absolutely rip if yield cool. \n\nCan often see more like 12-16\^ annualized returns over 3-5 year period. |
| Don’t worry - I got calls so it’s tanking 😁 |
| yeah look at how rich Zimbabwe stock owners are |
| Or it finishes the right shoulder and we enter a downwards channel into hell for the next 6 months |
| i forget. how old is your mum |
| Only time having MothBalls would come in handy, eh |
| Has the council spoken and unanimously agreed |
| Arrise the sleeping giant Chuyyna will |
| This time around he gets to set the casino's profits without regulation. You just have to be on his side of the trade to win. |
| I eclipsed 99.999 % of the pop in 14 months. And I’m a fucking schmuck. |
| Because price go up, not down. Never down. |
| YAAAAAS!!!!! |
| Nestle needs to pay me my dividend. |
| Just checking my Sony calls rest of the week for momentum before deciding what to do before july exp. |
| If people lose trust in the US market (which could start with losing trust in Tbills btw…) and there’s hyperinflation, they would sell their stocks to other markets. Then you’d have a crash and inflation. |
| You’re going to…kill her??? |
| Way to bring the room down |
| Because the greedy fucking pigs will just say it's inflation for why their prices are high |
| I am a monk, and I approve this message |
| may spotify face the consequences for filling their app to the brim with ai music |
| Imagine being this butthurt on a daily thread. |
| Does this mean grocery stores will switch to TSLA |
| So what I’m hearing you say is buy SPY 0DTE’s and make 1000% a year to outpace the market and inflation. |
| I only yolo’d ~30k. I have a job that pays pretty well |
| You are brave. I've read but not confirmed options pricing in a 6.5% move. Direction split. |
| even up until quite recently one would think such a headline was a joke, alas |
| Now you are checking my posts? Do you want my instagram as well? Maybe I can teach you a couple of things |
| https://preview.redd.it/xyj2u4s3262h1.jpeg?width=1084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f678dab2927cae0dffcba6edc7dbc8aa88ee993f |
| # ASTS GANG Members checking in |
| Sitting in cash waiting for it. |
| Fuck Pepsi, Coke all day |
| Why does 1 kg chocolate still cost like 50 euro while cocao prices have dropped to the old levels? |
| Put a book of this shit on Amazon and I'll buy it |
| what's the oldest chick you guys have kissed |
| Went down last 2 days lol |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/callmeladygrey made a bet that SLS would go to 8.0 within **1 month** when it was 5.36 and it did, congrats gigabrain.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 25 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [Post Verified Trades](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pp3o5t/verified_trader/) |
| Two weeks |
| I have quite a few nvdea calls in that I think are gonna get wiped. I feel like a run tomorrow will basically be equivalent to a lottery win. |
| MSFT has entered the chat. |
| You know what happens when treasury yields get too high? Exodus from the stock market. \n\n\nHow long can we quantitative ease? |
| You are correct sir |
| guacamole |
| really you could do worse at Wendys dumpster. |
| The market as a whole - no, individual stocks absolutely |
| Hope you dont mind selling a PLTR for your next meal. Assets you cannot access are not really useful. The second you pull that cash out, it will lose value. |
| Yeah, full agree. I think a lot of people are trimming and don't blame them. This last parabolic move has been pretty nuts. |
| God forbid a man ever be overtly sassy and/or whimsical |
| You’re gonna miss out on losing a lot of money |
| you're onto something |
| Don't stop, I was almost there |
| Got a super erotic massage from a smokin hot asian mlf yesterday. When do I go back to 'finish the job' mango style. |
| I have a bunch for Sept, so if it takes off nicely later this week, that could potentially go well for me. |
| Maybe but how long is the shreck dong going to be? |
| Millionaire will be the new thousandaire. |
| **BREAKING**: IRS barred 'forever' from investigating 🥭 and his family for past tax issues\n\nIn unrelated news, I'm giving myself up for adoption to 🥭 |
| T baggins |
| Puts on Spurs |
| That didn’t answer my question. What's the actual workload where Everspin's MRAM is the answer and Infineon's FeRAM or TSMC's eMRAM isn't?\n\nEdit: Also MRAM doesn’t run the flight computer what are you even talking about? This post has to be AI |
| Calling off fake nuke attack, calling off fake airstrike, what’s the polymarket bet on what he calls off next? |
| Yeah but stocks also going up not as massive of a red flag as the April 2025 bond yield incident |
| how about thick and funny\n\nthe rest works itself out |
| Steal blood from a dyin btch |
| Calls on Gunners |
| (Again) |
| But what will the spiders eat? Think of the ecosystem! |
| Time of death: 54 minutes ago |
| Sloppy soft dong shreking |
| top is in |
| the wackadoos in the House will never play ball but it's an interesting shift |
| https://preview.redd.it/g84j1ibr162h1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b071f4dd951f508374d9df9183fb27d2efe0974 |
| The apartment was dark except for the pale glow of the portfolio dashboard reflecting across Jasmine’s bare legs as she sat curled into the leather chair.\n\nGreen candles climbed slowly up the screen. Profits accumulated in quiet, intoxicating waves. Every refresh delivered another small surge, another sharp pulse of numbers rising exactly the way she wanted.\n\nShe traced a fingertip along the edge of the tablet while volatility flickered through her options positions, alive and unpredictable. Dividend payments settled overnight like whispered promises. Unrealized gains swelled higher with each passing minute.\n\nJasmine leaned back slowly, eyes half-lidded in the glow of the charts.\n\nThe market moved with seductive confidence tonight. Smooth, patient, irresistible, and she surrendered to the pleasure of watching her portfolio climb.\n |
| Really puts the 2008 in perspective... |
| Show them you post on this sub\n\nTerminal retardness |
| this post turned me from ghey ber to straight bol. thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Arsenal actually did it |
| Is that professional medical advice on my gambling sub? |
| Can we do like a greater depression now and have the final depression in like 60 years ? \n\nPls, asking for a friend. |
| any particular reason for the wacky call spread setup instead of just doing like, a few 240/250c?\n\n\nI feel like doing all the buying/selling has to be eating on spread+fees. |
| heh |
| I do have Pepsi calls right now |
| Let me tell you about a little known investment opportunity called crypto my friend... |
| With my luck, it's either going to 270 and I miss out on a shit ton of profit. Or it's going to 180 and I lose my ass and the CC's hardly give me any cushion. |
| I'm sure he's insider trading like all the rest of them but who didn't double their money since he went into office? The market has been on a mega tear |
| The world needs you to not cite the word "illiterate" until you become literate.\n\n \nThanks champ. |
| You people clearly have no idea about the reality of supply and demand. These types of shell games lead to economic hyperinflation in the long run, which leads to large scale economic ruin for the vast majority of the society. Every country that has tried to print and buy its way out of the reality of basic supply, demand, and finite material ends in ruin. The reason the U.S. has been an economic power house for the last 100 or so years is because if was seen as a country that had a standard and wouldn't use fiat parlor tricks to completely debase itself and currency. |
| I think we do see another major correction like covid soon, but stocks will immediately rocket back up even harder. |
| Memory, semiconductor bers are sweating right now |
| Any man with a personality will face gay allegations from time to time |
| Wonder what microslop going to do tomorrow |
| Size queen detected |
| Prengate* |
| Top is in |
| na. not this time. just bought the dip. MMs way too crafty for me on nvda. |
| my life insurance lets me draw if diagnosed terminal\n\nhow do I scam this to buy more puts |
| As an Institutionalized Investor, that looks like what happens to a stock after I buy |
| Facebook was a “boomer” social media since lik 9 years ago and dead. Yet insane progress |
| Don’t take drugs |
| Jerome |
| where's my ass goblins? |
| Market, amiright? 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Yes. We all are... |
| Nailed it |
| > 1. We owe 40 trillion in debt. Our interest payments are about to exceed our GDP.\n\nThe first point is completely wrong.\n |
| Usually you want to take the 6k profit |
| Hoping tomorrow I don’t continue to get rammed by DRAM 🙏 |
| I can’t believe it’s not talked about more |
| Do not regret trimming everything for sls right now |
| I think Thomas Massie winning his primary could shift the calculation on this |
| I tried playing June 18th calls thinking it was way oversold after earnings. Pretty sure they're limited by supply constraints right now and that wont be resolved until like next year? Doesn't mean it can't go up though but I don't it's down because it's a bad stock. |
| Wow |
| Same boat, all my stock picks are doing great! And have slow steady increases. Played with calls for the first time starting Thursday. Watched my account go down $5k over night. Now even worse…\n\nI know post earnings doesn’t show promise but I hanging on when I probably should have taken the loss I was at lol |
| You clearly have no idea what you are talking about. \n \nGDP: 32.4 trillion \ninterest on debt: 1.1 trillion |
| I can't stand the idea that someone else made profits of my losses and is probably celebrating it as we speak |
| It’s all happening. |
| https://preview.redd.it/h5eavksg162h1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb19788e2e2a74a7f71de3e4288a7d97fdb5431 |
| Dam where u get all that money to yolo 100k |
| This is just the tip of the iceberg.\n\nNo one is even talking about asset seizures to punish this corruption though, country is "cooked" like the kids say. |
| Not a chance, pal |
| Is it even futures, it’s still today |
| my last baconator was a good 15 years ago, I can handle a whole pound of regular bacon but something in that magical connoction tightened up my chest and made my heart do somersaults |
| Well fuck, I'm selling everything. It was fun, everyone. See you after the Lost Decade II. |
| I like this post, but only for the deeper message. |
| spread your cheeks |
| oh damn bro you actually know institutional investors? like you you have some of them in your phone as saved contacts then? could you help me get a job in Ib? |
| You’re*. that’s ironic |
| Silence, swine. |
| even the current Bill Gates has sold all of MSFT (well, his trust has) |
| Your whole idea sounds stupid at some point but now I'm kind of sounds like it might make sense. 🤷♂️😆 |
| wtf? Debt surpassed gdp awhile ago. You are late to that. But that doesn’t mean they can’t pay the debt. You don’t pay it all at once. |
| 10:1 leverage is as regarded as 0DTEs |
| That's it, the top is in.\n\nI don't thank you |
| People said it would be hard for nvidia to go above 140$, now its at 230$ |
| I didn't, why? |
| Except in 1929 Dow: ~89% drawdown\nNasdaq 2000: ~78% down\nJapan 1989: still not fully recovered in real terms decades later\n2008 financial crisis: systemic seizure despite central bank intervention..\nBut sure.. tell us YOUR reason.. |
| How about eight inches, and thick?\n\nHow about loving and respectful? |
| I mean, yes obviously? \n\nBut I also meant that in a collective “my”. Nobody gives a shit about tech nonsense if they can’t afford to drive to the store. Are you a professional 28 year old San Francisco protestor or something? |
| ur gonna fukn die bro |
| You deserve to smighted by 🐻🐻🐻 for this comment |
| Nice chart |
| Wrong….big move lower later in year |
| my basis for anything trump and congress related:\n\ntrump owns the republican party |
| I actually feel bad for you man you were all giggly over a measly $86k sale. Best of luck |
| futes futing |
| 0x1=1.. according to the math genius mind of Terrence Howard |
| Ban |
| Looks green to me regard |
| The ‘market’, you mean a handful of stocks, the majority of stocks in the indices are down big and have been for a long time. |
| Sls 🙏 |
| Epic posts like this are why I love wsb. Intel grandma would be proud |
| I'm glad none is talking about pigeons anymore, that meme almost made me leave this sub |
| Mother of Shortsqueezes tomorrow after close. |
| I worry about Tylenol usage |
| Mfkers you are unhinged |
| Welcome to the club |
| Oh the ole trust me bro! I hope you are correct! |
| If you have cheap dreams then you don’t have to worry about the money. I hope to be well enough off near the end to provide for my family and what they want. As for me, I like video games and cheap booze. Flashy things and traveling are wasted on me. No need to head for the train tracks when you can have 100s of hours of joy for $20. |
| Last time the bonds were these high the market was bearish |
| New song by Europe?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vr4s13u3162h1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=a7155a1469151fea44676acfcb01ba1c44ce01f8 |
| This is a mega recession indicator. You sound like the guy bragging the titanic is impossible to sink 😂😂😂 |
| "Pulling a Warsh" will forever be associated with being fucked by a fruit while simultaneously taking the fall for the collapse of the global economy. |
| That’s a nice market you got there. It’d be a shame if someone…manipulated it. |
| ITS THIS BEAUTIFUL PURPLE COLOR \n\nWHAT?! \n\nITS PURPLE \n\nWHAT?! \n\nI LOVE YOU |
| Does WSB have any regarded long bond yoloers? Bonds are looking spicy. |
| Hahahahahahah enjoy your 65$ bucks dumbass |
| TA is just vibes with extra steps. |
| Most moronic analysis ever. Stocks don’t trade on company moral. The stock is down on spending concerns once again. And once again the market has it wrong. Just like last time it was in a slump. The company is a cash machine social media juggernaut with top of industry AI; it is not being recognized at today’s valuation , but it will |
| Is this dong in the room with us? |
| Senate advances measure to end military action in Iran in rebuke to Trump https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/19/senate-advances-measure-to-end-military-action-in-iran-in-rebuke-to-trump.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard \n\nIran 🌮 soon? |
| This needs to be updated with Warsh's face, and a new one of JPow giving only green bars. |
| It kinda means the opposite. It will consistently continue to rise, until it crashes, but the whole thing will completely crash, and never be able to recover and you will all have negative money. That is the final outcome because of the debt scenario. They will do whatever they can to stop that, but it's inevitable now, it's not mathematically possible to escape the debt scenario now. \n\n\nThis will expose the whole money system as a compelte scam. Because it is a scam. |
| BOT 🤖 |
| for retail , somehow the rich will get richer |
| Hope you guys bought your TGT calls |
| YOUR AURA’S PURPLE |
| "This time is different" is the most dangerous combination of words in investing. |
| bless |
| Bot like a mfr |
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| If you were in special private email chats you’d know there’s always going to be a rug pull and you will never really know when. |
| Little evening pump going on DRAM ... digesting the news that Samsung is almost certainly going on strike, hoping to bait the Koreans into pumping Hynix and the Japanese/US memory stocks, something else? |
| Boutta buy 10k In ANET $140 calls expiring December how we feeling |
| The more money I lose the more I realize I don’t know shit 😂 |
| Make sure to always calculate your risk beforehand, only allocate 5% of your portfolio to high-risk financial vehicles, and DCA into a total market fund! Investing is super easy, simple, and profitable, happy to be here for you for the onset of your journey to financial independence! |
| this is horseshit two weeks spy would be still pumping after hours all of sudden its too scared |
| SPY 728 is the magic number. 3% pullback then algos flip long again. |
| 6000% drop? Did you go to the Donald Trump school of economics lol. |
| #wen sign up for jan 6 stimmy rebayte |
| we know |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Ah so it is just "it's bad if it happens to me" lol |
| Clearly by embezzling hummus from local businesses. |
| I didnt think about that. Would have been smart though |
| I can stay longer retarded than you can , nerd |
| If you guys want a for sure way to lose money then let me know. I give coaching starting at only $99. |
| quiet, piggy. cheese is for fatties |
| I sure did |
| 50% recover it is 🙃 |
| Nobody cares, I reported this slop follow wsb rules. If I wanted to hear this yap I'd go watch the view |
| Laying in bed, one hand on my phone scrolling this sub\n\n\nThe other hand behind my head, because I've been raised well |
| Did a pigeon shit on your left shoulder by chance? |
| So puts? Got it. |
| Tbf trading 750m in stock is completely different than making 635m. But I see the point |
| Already feel that way. If you want $72k you have to provide me with a new experience. |
| I was in the NVDA sub where some poster said they FOMO and bought the stock around $236 Dude literally bought the top. Cant believe how true it is when someone says market will never go down and the market does the opposite. |
| ever had a widow? |
| Why stop? |
| POOOOOOOOTS! |
| I miss him/her/it. |
| Same, but with credit spreads |
| I rode the first squeeze and played options on squeezes since. The meme of it got me to learn more about options and yes it is a shit stock but I'm making money off it |
| As opposed to those other jobs that you have to pay for? |
| This is literally correct. The only question is whether stocks is worth it in that reality. Would you be better with Bitcoin or gold? |
| Damn Oklo might lose my cost basis this week. |
| Lol you had to bring out your shitposting account you illiterate fuck? |
| #I AM A GOLDEN GOD |
| Food is really expensive here. Locals don’t earn shit idk how they survive |
| https://preview.redd.it/1frdbjxl062h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78e4641354f2df8c67d808580db7120862bce80e |
| That 70 granny who sled in my DM and actually live in my area 😂. Block delete fast |
| I'm not a smart ber, but i know what love is. |
| spread her legs over a bright lamp before you do the deed to draw the moths out. |
| MY LEGS |
| 👆👆 |
| As long as Cramer didn’t say it, we’ll be fine. |
| Palantir doesn’t make my car more expensive or my tomatoes disappear |
| This is WallStreetBets, not NoobStreetBets |
| I like peanut butter and jelly. |
| weeks of profitability using debit spreads only to join WSB again for 3 days and end up full porting MSFT calls expiring tomorrow\n\nIve had a good time tho |
| It would be nice if we could do this 💀 |
| Stop recycling comments. We're here for quality content only. |
| the way “modern” is emphasized kinda makes it feel ironic |
| This sound like AI |
| Excellent work bot |
| Why so hetero?\n\n-The Woker |
| Interest as much as GDP? Wtf are you smoking? |
| The ultimate top signal |
| No |
| This place is filled with bears, especially on the weekends. They leave the house to go to Wendy's, and that's it. |
| YTD the tips on my lips already |
| SNDK run to $1500 so I can sell and open again once it drops to $1000 |
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| $0.15 gold savings 🔥🔥🔥🤑🤑🤑 |
| This guy is like the Einstein of retards. Well done. |
| Every stock you are debating buying is at its top. You will lose money forever no matter what you buy. Invest your money in Diet Pepsi |
| “Too big to fail”\n\nIn other news I’m currently about to receive my second layoff and I’m not even 30 yet |
| Reddit banned me for three days for making an almost famous reference. I don’t know if that means calls or puts, but we can all agree that the cinematic quality of Cameron Crowe’s work has gone down hill. |
| Same size |
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| For what it’s worth, I flipped $70 into $3800 over a few weeks. And that wasn’t even super aggressive trades either. I’ve definitely heard/seen/talked to people on here who turned $500 into $80k+ on a single play. Not impossible bro, but also, maybe save that $100 for something you actually need. (Not financial advice) |
| You are probably right, there is some rational behind the irrationalism. |
| Five dollars? Wash em and send em, underwear's fuckin expensive now |
| no food item is more overrated, more bland, more utterly boring and unimaginative than hummus |
| Alright gramps.... Go back to bed. |
| # LISTEN BABY:\n\nAin't no mountain high\n\nAin't no valley low\n\nAin't no river wide enough baby!\n\n🥹🥹🥹🥹 |
| MU gonna save us all |
| Bro, still thinking about this comment a week later |
| A la Brit Brit |
| trimmed mean dick jokes and such will be so hot in a few months, im long |
| The US government can always buy whatever it wants, whenever it wants. \n\n\nSurplus milk production? Congress gives the USDA a 200 billion budget and buys all the surplus to distribute to WIC.\n\n\nSurplus oil? Congress gives a budget and buys up the reserves.\n\n\nNo matter the resource, if it is being sold in USD, the US government can buy it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/v3hmuizg062h1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=495bc79ce8bf382cace22c89cbd0b3a2a66b9a1b |
| I fear there wont be a return journey back up, Mr Frodo |
| Clearly OP has not wiped off his pigeon sh\*t |
| Jenn-eh 😩 |
| I guess its perspective..if I lost 72k, I'd be looking REAL close at the train tracks by my house.\n\nProbably why Ill always be "poor". I don't have these kind of balls. Prob also since i grew up "poor", If i get any money, that shit is saved and losing it feels like end of the world.... |
| It’s all just make believe anyways. Trading for funsies! |
| Did you pass out on your keyboard? |
| Pussy |
| He’s a sitting president, name one other sitting president that has done this. |
| Literally has. My uncle works at SPY |
| Pigeon confirmed |
| ok if i talked like this i’d hide behind an LLM too |
| 😭 |
| Mostly QQQ |
| You don't think it was the 6 cheeseburgers? |
| Just had a box of ticks fall out of the sky and hit my car. Calls on pharma. |
| Market is like double slit experiment. When you put in money it, the line goes red and if you don’t, it’s green. |
| Bulearish |
| What did you trade? |
| MMs about to sell the top then go to the Hamptons for hookers and blow |
| the SPY is just a reflection of how much money they print, fundamentals don't matter. |
| Respect |
| Your cat isnt like us, we are wsb regards |
| hold on to your butt, stocks can never go down EVER AGAIN! 🚀 🚀 🚀 |
| My name a Forrest\n\nForrest Gump\n\nI like you\n\nI like sex\n\nIs nice |
| Not necessarily there are tons of companies that are ad focused. Tv programming, streaming, YouTube, meta, google, radio, games, etc. the ad will go where ever there are users to get eyeballs on it. |
| Ironman give me 72k. It will make you feel like a big guy with big balls too 😉 |
| Bop beep boop 🤖 |
| 1. As yield rises, more investors shift from stocks to bonds because they can get a solid return with much less risk.\n\n2. High yields mean high interest rates, so it costs more for a company to borrow to fund growth, which slows growth of equities.\n\n3. Related to the other two, there’s an add-on discount effect in stock pricing as investors aren’t willing to pay as much for a company whose profits are only rising nominally with inflation. |
| Paint me like one of your French girls, Jaquan |
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| MU bagholders club |
| > We owe 40 trillion in debt. Our interest payments are about to exceed our GDP.\n\nThis claim is false. It is the amount of debt that has just eclipsed GDP, not the annual interest. |
| LMAO our interest payments are nowhere near exceeding our GDP. \n\nFries in the bag |
| God, just double my money this year so i can retire before Christmas, amen |
| Donates it to the trump foundation (probably) |
| You laugh, but this guy gets 3 good days on his boat. The day he buys it, the day he sells it and the day he gets to bone granny on it after selling at ath. |
| I haven’t heard that name in a thousand years. |
| Why MU shrek dong AH |
| Aren't they up more than 20% on that position? |
| bruh these sugar free protein shakes give me crazy shits |
| https://preview.redd.it/xb6h3fbxz52h1.jpeg?width=1046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4432a8eb7ca4a777f3832e4086cb0c73d20567e |
| No brakes! |
| Yes hence "I'm just not sinking relative to those around me"\n\nWhich is something! |
| https://preview.redd.it/ut9sy12wz52h1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8672cc96b13e9531e6a6612481f41c6c52d10989\n\n |
| Sorry the line you are trying to call has been deactivated |
| What the fuck does the verb "pump" mean to you? |
| Gay ones |
| If that’s her yacht, anyone who could pull me out would be crowned King of England. |
| No way NVDA doesn’t pump to 250 - they make a shit ton of money 🥱 |
| It was def him/her/they/them |
| Was down 6k, then was up 3k and ended the day up 300 bucks. I can’t believe it |
| MRAM has been “the next big thing” for 20 years. The reason it’s only used for defense/space (reliability, not power) is that the tech is hot garbage for everything else. |
| QQQI going ex dividend tomorrow; like a mini Christmas 🥳 |
| The Great Melt Up |
| So the ten year is what your must basic loans are based of especially mortgages. Anytime it gets around or above 4.5 investors start to sweat. This is the highest level since 07 |
| Someone once explained that it’s zero sum game but never mentioned the time frame. |
| 🤣 |
| Lead paint got me a free siding job.\n\nLead paint is my best friend. |
| No, I only care to shitpost and not do DD |
| Who do i call for a refund |
| Top signal |
| The one part of the conspiracy theory that i absolutely believe is that they rolled massive amounts of shorts into ETFs containing it. The ripples of rebalancing and inclusions/exclusions are still causing swings and pinning the floor around the current level. |
| what fact?? |
| Say it ain’t so! 😭 |
| winning! |
| This sub is the best. seriously. |
| Sounds like what bot would say |
| Announces deal for gpus with all ai, energy companies. Up up and away |
| The chill guy is not so chill anymore |
| Into USD? |
| Honestly don’t feel bad. $72k is not anything you could change your life with. You had the balls to try and flip it to life changing money and you missed. No big deal. The trajectory of your life is not really any different but you can look at the rest of the pussies on earth who never had the balls to go for it and feel superior to them forever. Enjoy that feeling. |
| They don’t miss you man |
| Agree |
| https://preview.redd.it/88ksqp3nz52h1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c83f4dbbb88ea703a340ca7108d19302f72d8482 |
| So… buy tomorrow? Or Thursday? |
| Puts on everything - STAT!!! |
| “I can fix him” |
| It’s going to 270 😪 |
| the right ones |
| Coping because you lost and I won. I will always have more money than you broke bitch. Inverse yourself ape |
| Hey, are you me? |
| Irrelevant nothing changes. Great swing trade |
| Meta chopping 10k people tomorrow. |
| Can confirm.\n\nSource: I'm retarded. |
| not ur fault ur mom ate tylenol while she was pregeregante. |
| Guys all this bulls and bears bullshit is to divide us. The goal is making money homies. Go out. Get yours. |
| Where is mr meeseeks |
| Terrible day to be named Ethan |
| I miss my windows phone. So fast. |
| Was it you? |
| Well today and yesterday would like a word. |
| Too late my friend, my stink clings to all involved no matter how slight the interaction. Like George Costanza. \n\nAlso no, those joy thieves get the weekend when the market is closed. I have to paint this weekend coming up. |
| Yup, looks like mine. Was able to avg down all morning qauadrupling my calls and barely squeeked through when spy pulled up around noon. Was able to offload with $50 profit right before it dipped again. Been sweating all morning lol \n |
| GILFS are so underrated. God I miss my freshly divorced freaks at Zumba class 😔 |
| haha then u better start sucking |
| Make sure to take a video and post here saying guh!! |
| dumb fuck |
| the wrong ones |
| Why do you think the world economy will collapse if US stocks crashed😀 |
| Just saw a post about AI and precious metals get taken down from the sub. Definitely a tldr and that guy must have spent a day doing the research. Seemed thoughtful and coherent. Must suck to have automod destroy your work.\n\nIn short, AI bros will need to get some knee pads out and to have any chance of scaling and it likely won’t make any money. The data center buildout can’t be accomplished without China. Musk needs the children to yearn for the mines. Long SLV, GLD and rare earth metals. |
| But these companies have tons of employees now as well, he cant be the only one who knows.\n\nAt the start of the boom it made sense, but every year that goes by with people moving around between companies and more employees coming on, when does the value of the guys who were there first begin to decrease?\n\nLike meta hired a bunch of them at crazy salaries and has fallen behind their main competitors haven't they?\n\n>What salary do you think would be appropriate?\n\nProbably less. |
| the average reddit user wouldn't leave their room, let alone take a flight.\n\n"I went to a KKK meeting and didn't see any black people there, this confirms that black people do not actually exist"\n\n- Shoganai_Hito |
| Typical wsb lmao. We've been on a parabolic run for 30 straight days |
| Nothing to see here just casually rebalancing the book. |
| why not nvdl this way if it pumps you can get out after hours. |
| What the hell is that chart pattern |
| Why should they AI boom goes on they will be in line most likely above expectations |
| What decisions did I make in my life to end up on this sub |
| Lol I hope 20k was from your gains. I have 20k option expiring in a month. |
| This has to be a fake screenshot you found on the internet or something like there’s actually no way it’s real |
| Tomorrow will be a bull day, but for health insurance companies. |
| lol, final depression 💀💀💀 |
| Are people just gonna say this now to justify incredibly blatant corruption lol |
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| Redditors generally dont leave their safe spaces |
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| It’s the final destination. |
| Get ready to be straddled by grandma then |
| What in the fuck did I just read 😂😂😂 |
| 40 trillion is such a small amount. That's like Google + Nvidia + Microsoft that's a joke that's like a penny. \n\nElon Musk could handle that mortage single-handedly it is a small number bruh. \n\nLet me know when we hit 1 quintillion debt. |
| It’s crazy to me that people are saying the stock market doesn’t go up fast enough. If they had invested in the DJIA 39 years ago their money would have multiplied by 22 times even accounting for the Crash of Black Monday, Great Recession, and all the little recessions in between. All of that doesn’t even account for the added earnings in that time. But sure, you bought last week and you’re upset you’re not a millionaire/billionaire/Jeffrey Epstein. And what would happen if it were that easy? You think when everyone is a billionaire you’re still somehow special? Some people are just regarded. |
| Uranium and rare earth miners, maybe? If the long term thesis on them plays out at least. |
| Go on |
| Same |
| Damn! |
| i liked the steak one way better |
| After hours my calls didn’t expire until Friday but it seems very bearish |
| Just buy MU |
| too many words... |
| who removed tiddy pigeon that was funny |
| That’s truly something |
| Your father was in his 40’s when he got his first steady job. |
| And a side of gravy |
| Done ☑️ |
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