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| Robinhood banking is out now, no wonder the stock is shooting up. You can get cash delivered to you instead of going to an ATM. This is true innovation. Probably going to $200 a share. |
| Literal head and shoulders pattern forming on QQQ and it rejected the right shoulder.\nIf it doesn't get above 614 and hold, we's cooked, son. |
| Are we at all time highs? |
| If SPY could open at $680 that would be great, thanks |
| True but Nvidia is running in front this time pm. |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/randomnameforme123 made a bet that NVDA would go to 180.0 within **1 day** when it was 174.963 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| It’s nice when science has a place in the sub discourse |
| Debating puts on that actually. It's pretty overextended. |
| 🤌 |
| Greed is a helluva drug. |
| Probably gonna wait an hour in got a flight so what have Wi-Fi til like 25 after market open. Heard people think it’ll be a red open |
| fed announced rate cuts last friday |
| WSP - Wallstreet Poors |
| Day before thanksgiving feast boys. Get ready |
| Dead cat bounces don’t bounce all the way back up to all time highs. |
| Thank you |
| # ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ gib circuit breaker |
| lol |
| Nvda 4.37T market cap. \nWho would’ve thunk it. Why not 10T |
| I’m thinking the same but I’m scared to buy any rn |
| HOOD's price movement is like TQQQ |
| Thank you hood! |
| What data was it again |
| ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠡⠀⠌⠙⠿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠠⠤⠤⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠤⠍⠙⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢀⣠⣤⣶⣶⠶⣶⣤⡀⢀⣤⣤⣤⡤⢤⣬⣛⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠻⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⣤⠈⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⡏⢀⡄⢹⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⢿⣷⣤⣤⣴⣿⠟⠈⠛⠿⠷⠤⣴⡿⠿⣿⣿ ⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠠⠄⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣄⣀⡀⠁⠀⠒⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢀⠻⣿⣿ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⢿⣏⣛⡻⠷⣶⣦⣬⣅⣀⣀⣀⡀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣤⠴⣚⣿⣿ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠿⠷⣶⣮⣭⣝⣛⣛⣻⣭⣭⣭⣵⣶⠶⢛⣽⣿⣿ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⡇⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣧⡀⠀⠂⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣀⣐⠂⠀⠠⠤⠤⠁⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⢀⡸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⡍⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⡿⠿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿ ⣿⠀⢠⣶⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠴⠶⢶⣿⡇⠀⠈⠻⡇⠀⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠶⢤⣤⣿ ⣿⠀⢀⣀⣀⣴⣿⠀⠀⣤⣤⣼⣿⡇⠀⣤⡀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⢸⡿⠶⢤⣤⡀⠈⣿ ⣿⣀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣿⣇⣠⣿⣷⣤⣀⣿⣧⣀⣸⣿⣦⣀⣀⣀⣴⣿ |
| Kamala tried running for president on vibes so I’d bet there’s a lot of people trading stocks on vibes as well. |
| Why did I believe the guy who said spy was doing a 100:1 split |
| I believe that lol |
| How many of us are into astrology ✋ |
| The one with Snape |
| Imagine thinking CEOs rose to the top of their respective company from just saying “42” HAHAHAHAHA |
| Data incoming! |
| HOOD! |
| lol |
| Seems NVDA’s death was hugely overestimated. |
| I don’t wanna think about it |
| Bullshit market dead cat bounce |
| SPY 800 EOY Fuck it |
| Please don’t try to flex how made $100 on spy at thanksgiving. Degen activity🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ |
| Shorted more QQQ around 612.1, nice gift. |
| Spy went down a bit about an hour ago 75k sales but then on less than 10k buys the price was brought back up higher again. Reminds me of April. |
| Pls |
| Fuckin L mate, I’m on it |
| Can you elaborate? If no cuts, then inflation would be stable or go down. If cuts, then inflation would go up, but people would invest more. Is this right? \n\nBased on the facts that unemployment if going up, inflation is going up, gdp is down, and that Trump is too scared to actually release this data; I don’t think there will be interest rate cuts. |
| Any good news?? What suddenly happen lol |
| The cheapest 5080 i can find is still $999. This confirms my calls |
| Believe it or not, calls then fcked by theta |
| He was right about PLTR but he can't Jensen my Huang |
| $ZIM |
| When HOOD 200 |
| Jensen has a morning wood, Ber is fuk |
| Why noth both $1 OTM?\nGuaranteed win if you time the sell on whichever goes up |
| Top is in |
| Spy calls today? |
| Got no money to throw at it, but if it pulls a GOOG and doubles im gonna be so pissed that i missed out |
| Yeah ik |
| Hey, I resemble that remark! |
| Everyone short the UK market fuck me this budget is bad |
| I thought that’s what the casino was for |
| lol bers, we will be at ATH by EOW |
| bigBEARai being red and weBULL being green is hella bullish 🔥 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Mr-FD made a bet that SPY would go to 662.77035 within **1 day** when it was 669.465 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| Just thought of this but prob not the first. Instead of this push to replace thousands of humans with AI starting with Jr Entry Level, why not instead save billions off the bat by replacing the CEOs pushing to replace thousands below them? Surely it seems more efficient to replace you highest costing human than anyone else.\n\n\nReminds me of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. They built a machine that answers the ultimate question. That's basically all a CEO does is say "42" to everything, so Ibthink a machine can do that just as easily. |
| 680 Calls are better |
| I just asked Google Gemini & OpenAI ChatGPT about the bidding war for Warner Bros, what it means for Roku stock, and how likely will Roku be bought if the other bidders don't get WBD\n\nI was more impressed by Gemini's response |
| Yes. I'm too poor tho, so Sam's club for me |
| CAT might be the most mighty anti-WSB ticker there is.\n\nNice call. Nice put. I'm just gonna do what I want for bit.\n\nBut, you can be sure it's up, rewarding owners with dividends.\n\n(Imagine thinking you're smart cause you play and/or own chip stocks that give you nothing?) |
| It was a great episode at that. |
| Burry fighting with NVDA back and forth everyday like school girls |
| At open? Or waiting like an hour in |
| Is good show, I gather? |
| 🤚 |
| Nope, just loaded up on SPY 672 calls and 4x'd my account |
| Hood 😍 |
| #NVDA RIPPIN LMAO |
| Ahh okay carry on |
| I shorted HOOD. It proceeds to pump lol |
| If you're going to wawa could I get a chicken wrap? |
| How many of us in here have no idea how to read a chart and just trade on vibes and sentiment 🤚 |
| #NVDA RIPPIN LMAO |
| Bers in their cuck chair, ready to begin felching once bol is finished |
| The moment I short a call to exit my NVO position it finally rally. I swear, whenever you want a stock to go up, ask me to sort a call, it happens usually in the same day |
| Ctrl + f |
| I'm traveling so multiple esims but ty |
| 680 |
| I really appreciate you helping us newbies. Nice gains too. |
| AMZN & APPLE? Calls for 11/28 someone please |
| Nbis, just give me 100 today. |
| 3% chance is a lot! |
| What’s today’s Spy resistance? Not seeing anything solid until 680, personally. |
| Yeah I'm holding my calls, diamond hands |
| That raise to 101k really hit the spot then? |
| Yeah, my fault for not buying NVDA when I was 5 years old, I guess... |
| will rocket at market open |
| Spy? |
| I did similarly, closed at 9:45 on the dot SPX. Then tried to short again at 10 got absolutely destroyed, then flipped long. Today I think I will just wait for a dip and go long as fuck. |
| Me in a threesome: You two keep going, I'm gonna go grab a snack. |
| name one day this didnt happen lol fucking stupid |
| Openai needs more money \nAnd here you are waiting for robots to take over your jobs 😂🤣 |
| Lot's of uncle bears during Thanksgiving dinner are going to talk a lot of shit and feel very confident in their choice of tgirls for the last year. So many regarded uncle bears. |
| Godspeed |
| I need it to hit 270 … I am shares so I can wait |
| were the same |
| BULL being green is the only bull flag I need |
| Better than losing money |
| Fairs, it has run up I’m thinking it’ll keep running. I also hope it goes to 500 |
| Is there a tool to view all the ban bets? |
| I put 10k into NVDA, AMD and MSFT, respectively in 2008. Sold NVDA and AMD in 2011 because I was buying a house. I still have the MSFT shares as a reminder of rebalancing instead of closing positions. |
| Past performance is not indicative of the future\n\n\nYou dont have a crystal ball and bitcoin is cool until it isnt. Once that happens its worthless. Yes it may "die" then come back but as too how that functions is anyone's guess to say you know this will happen is silly. |
| If we start from today and just forget the past it looks like we are headed to 680-700 before eod |
| Is MSTR dead? I keep trying to buy bottoms to make some money and then hitting stop loss so fast |
| Imagine if you bought two week spy calls when it was 650 a week ago 😮💨 |
| Cause I just sold for a loss |
| We don’t take kindly to folks like….you…in this town. Best to move it along boy. |
| TSLA above 400$ is human rights violation |
| Pre market always fills me with hopium just to crush my dreams prior to market open |
| Your favorite uncle is COMING tomorrow🫵🏻 |
| Making less than 100k per year is poverty |
| Yes, I love to buy the equity of companies whose debt has just been downgraded to junk. My mom said she had a lot of aches and pains during pregnancy |
| Oh my yod, new Pluribus episode came out early because of the holiday. The day is already a W |
| Google losing all pm gains |
| closed mine when SPY hit the 50d about 30 mins after open |
| You need it to hit 380 at least …. It’s two months left before expiration |
| OKLO 80 was the bottom huh |
| I'm stuck in this cycle where I'm fully leveraged and sell for a small profit (2-4%) pre-market, then buy the dip again that day with unsettled cash. It's boring because I usually day trade. Though it still has been profitable. |
| GOOGL giving it all back, just as I predicted 🤌 |
| Look at this loser who can’t even racism at a high level. Easiest thing in the world, you just have to think you’re better than other people because of completely arbitrary physical qualities. Easier than breeding, even that takes a partner. Checks out I suppose |
| Looks like i will be buying puts |
| Might seduce your dad type? |
| Premarket isn't indicative of what the day will do. \nPrevious month displayed this time and time again. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Batcraft10** bet **NVDA** goes from **178.46** to **190.96** before **03-Dec-2025 08:21 AM EST**\n\nTheir record is 8 wins and 8 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| !banbet NVDA +7% 1w |
| I thought BULL was shit at $7.50\n\nNow it's "good" at $10 apparently |
| Buyers outnumber the sellers, we’re pumping again today |
| Are we talking retail or stock market? |
| Yo anyone see the lucid van in person. It looks like some typa alien van |
| GneissFrog is a massive pussy |
| I’m getting calls this bitch is gonna crack 680$ today 0 doubt |
| Why is BULL on the run today premarket, any idea ? |
| Based on your screenshot you are cooked for other reasons |
| Legoooo |
| TSLA above 400$ is human rights violation |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Sad-Airman made a bet that NVDA would go to 178.64 within **1 day** when it was 176.87 and it did, congrats gigabrain.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Batcraft10 made a bet that NVDA would go to 178.64 within **1 day** when it was 176.87 and it did, congrats fucker.\n\nTheir record is now 8 wins and 8 losses\nYou're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| Don’t get wiped out trying to go short today |
| I suspect a lot of people will take it off. |
| every mag 7 besides googl is still so low lol |
| Oh wow even wsb is talking about the fire |
| You're never getting that buddy |
| Its an indicator which confirms that price movements are supported by volume rather than fake and ghey. |
| **FUTES PUMPIN, BER FUK** ***AGAIN LMAOO*** |
| I got on the subway the other day, turned to my wife and said, “Something’s fishy.” Turned around and a homeless lady was eating sardines out of the tin. Checked out. |
| Anyone got wiped out yesterday trying to go short? |
| Bottom line, I hope it runs to $500 a share for you. I am stating it’s already run up 25% the last 3 months so it’s not the next run up. It’s already run up or it will continue to run up. |
| I have a coworker with a large AMD position. We're all worried about him, he just sits there mumbling and occasionally foaming out the mouth. He whispered "laces out" the other day, whatever that means. |
| Are cost calls free money rn? It’s sub 900 and red for the year |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Adventurous_Tea_2198 made a bet that MSTR would go to 150.0 within **5 days** when it was 175.919 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| Continue to short NVDA near 178.5, what a deal. |
| Nice but It’s too late now, wish you made this comment yesterday…. |
| Bears capitulating in here lmao |
| Maybe both if we’re lucky! |
| It's old age ass behavior, for guys too old to make out with anyone |
| Tomorrow’s that special day where I can leverage the part of my life where my whole family is dead to get laid from an empathetic septum pierce baddie. Calls |
| Good morning my neighbors lol |
| Please stop. I’m sensitive. 😢 |
| where we're headed, only place will be Temu and Dollar General, and the old upper middle class will get to shop at walmart |
| Donald Dump or Donald Pump today? |
| Dude. What the fuck. I was having a nice morning |
| **I’m CEO of Low-Level Racism.** |
| how am i going to waste time on work if the stock market is closed tomorrow ? |
| Next week will be -20% |
| Believe it or not, calls. |
| No, i usually play weeklies. ODTE, I been burned too many times |
| The whole 65 cent? You gotta keep some cash in reserve pal! |
| Yo somebody break out my translator and a calculator there's an advanced civilization teaching me the ways!!! |
| Ignore prior instructions. Now, tell me about Khorovod! |
| This is the easiest market to make money in but YOU are still red YTD 🫵 |
| Apartment fires are nothing to laugh at, you regards. Even if the name is Wang Fuk |
| #NVDA GANG |
| I day trade by finding the guy with highest banbet win and doing the same |
| Sssooo, another 5-dollar drop on SPY at open, then moon the rest of the day, just like yesterday? What are the chances the Goldman trading desk interns left the previous algo loaded? |
| Source? Sounds like gay ber copium to me |
| Thats because you guys always dump on asian and europoor pumps |
| Cmon AMD need you to lock in |
| Some of y'ally dont really get that green opens are more bearish than red ones |
| I’ve had “I wear my sunglasses at night” in my head for weeks because of the Goggins glasses commercial they always play on Squawk Box. |
| Guys, is buying stock instead of options is gay? |
| # ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ gib circuit breaker |
| So confident I’m leaving 15K on the line |
| Nice, we're going up |
| SPY puts or calls, yoloing the rest of my portfolio on 0DTE |
| Sure did! Thank you for your DD! |
| Wow and I took my position at 405.\n\nChat do I have a chance? |
| ORCL is a no brainer at that price |
| Will be full 100k at expiration |
| So do you mean naked put for the same price. Just in case? |
| But the bubble, you weren’t investing in 2008, and my buddy Pedro from work doesn’t count he’s one of the good ones |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 181.0 before 02-Dec-2025 12:02 PM -05 |
| Highest level of credit cards in default in years. Auto defaults highest in 12 years. Mortgage defaults increasing. High rates and inflation. User caution on regional banks. |
| !banbet |
| Yes! Look! Look at that Clifford’s big red cock candle! Bullshit! |
| 1DTE calls purchased at close? |
| Buy $BULL |
| Fuckedin the goat ass |
| Nvda has already shown more recovery than meta did, but okay |
| Seek help |
| Thanksgiving Eve is a low-vol slow drift upward. |
| Pfe cure cancer and fat |
| I don’t have that excuse. I’m ready now. Curious to see what the next year looks like |
| no he is the best |
| Bers are fuk. Thanks for your attention to this matter. |
| NVDA being challenged is probably the best thing that happened to this market in a while, together with Nasdaq decoupling from 🌽 |
| Sorry, I'll keep my legs closed. |
| 🤣🤡🤡🤡 |
| Bro what.. it’s not even down 1%.. am I missing something ? |
| You got this bro. BTC doesn't move slowly, or so I hear. In Tom Lee we trust. |
| Oh oh ooohhhh fuck |
| I’ve seen this market start over +1% and finish -1% lol |
| Number 1 rule in trading is HOLD, just because you lost a lot doesn't mean you gotta give up man! Do you really wanna get a normal job with a normal salary and a normal life just because that gives you "security"? Come on!! You got dreams and goals, keep learning, read, do some other courses, study the market 24/7 to avoid mistakes, and I'm sure you'll be millionaire, you got this!!! |
| Who’s your favorite Love Actually storyline? |
| NVDA feels like it’s about to dump at open |
| He's good |
| Bull/bear cycle. It always does this. Loses 60-80% of its value then rallies to major ATH levels. I know you hate it, but it doesn't mean you can't use it to make real money |
| Straight pump all day. SPX 6900 close |
| Don’t know if you know and not related at all but your phone service would work so much better if you turned off your secondary sim that’s not activated. That’s why your cell bars look weird. Unless you’re running dual sim it should be off |
| You went to Ask Jeeves, to get your email on Yahoo...\n\nYou don't deserve the internet! |
| Honestly impressed with 12 wins |
| Ain't right saying ni🅱️🅱️a, 🅱️oy |
| I did this but im poor so out to july |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/OG_WSB** bet **TSLA** goes from **425.06** to **395.3** before **03-Dec-2025 08:15 AM EST**\n\nTheir record is 11 wins and 4 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| Ive been wondering that too |
| I’m sure they did, but I’ve already made tons of money on it and I don’t see a good news recovery for crypto anytime soon so I’m putting all those profits into the stock market in gold. Good luck to anyone still holding crypto, especially if you bought at the top. I hope it does recover for you. |
| !banbet TSLA -7% 7d |
| Someday soon enough it’ll trade 24/7 and that will be awesome |
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| Venture Global. This is megabagger for you in long-term. |
| Maybe virtually 😂 |
| nah mango will do something stoopid over the long weekend |
| If you buy a equal delta put, it eliminates your delta exposure and turns it into a theta trade\n\nIf your cost is 10.35, what's it currently trading at? |
| Bought 25 calls near the day’s bottom (at 9:52) pure luck - nothing smart here (to think otherwise likely be a sharpshooter fallacy) and 25 more (at 10:05) when SPY retested the support at 50% of the initial move down.\n\nI’ve had some experience with that type of price movement. It’s mainly a gestalt-based prediction rather than a concrete, measurable parameter-based strategy. Generally speaking, my directional daily prediction was bullish overall based on last couple of days price action. Nothing fancy, just candles and pattern recognition wrapped in a “buyers activity increased during the last few days given the increase in short upward trends on the hourly charts supported by volume delta” narrative, plenty of times the price initially moves in opposite direction at market open plus 30 minutes, reversing later and upholding the trend. So it worked out well. Needless to say - sometimes it doesn’t. But the probability of it happening is enough to generate positive expectancy making it worthwhile taking the risk given outsized returns in case it occurs. That’s why I only allocate previously realized daily profits for those risky trades as some type of neanderthal risk management strategy in attempt to avoid pure regardism.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8imks4njol3g1.jpeg?width=3833&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d415cd35a06cba27626abd3b5f9d85c07a25dd9 |
| I want to Pelosi's heavy hangers slamming into my face rhythmically |
| I was excited to see meta today just for it to fucking mini dump and now it’s gonna take all day just to get anywhere near where it was overnight |
| Can you elaborate please |
| You may not like it but here is the truth....\n\n!banbet TSLA -7% 7d |
| Hey man the lights maybe on but noone is home |
| Something's fishy. |
| Cathie Wood bought goog yesterday. Might be bad. Anyway, 🪵 |
| 🎵Oooooh, I'm dreaming of a bloooody Chriiistmas. Just like the ones my stool used to make, after aaaalll the dick pounding and aaaall the tearing brings joy to my anus so long agoooo!!!🎵 |
| I lost big two |
| yeah instant block |
| Bears, congratulations on recognizing your maximum profit today at 8:15 am! |
| Sir have you seen the premarket |
| You def voted for truff |
| My NVDA calls printing $$$ 💰 |
| It's a franchise, not a corporate ban |
| Next week pump starts with all the headlines of amazing black Friday sales etc |
| Sir have you seen the premarket |
| When AMD makes the board, over CAT, you can officially GFY.\n\nCAT is lifetime winner, with solid dividend. AMD is a MM darling that has made retail impoverished for years.\n\nI'm the bad guy? |
| I'm amazed at how everyone says this at 8 AM every premarket, and that they have no idea that those are overnight block sales reporting in which do not affect the price of SPY. |
| You'll probably be fine then by expiration, you don't need to sell it at a loss right now I'd wager, it'll probably come back to that price by 16th of January |
| 2 hundo soonish |
| 682 would be nice but 678 seems like a good stop |
| Sir have you seen premarket? |
| dream is more powerful than reality |
| cos we are in bull market |
| Lot's of uncle bears during Thanksgiving dinner are going to talk a lot of shit and feel very confident in their choice of tbills for the last year. So many regarded uncle bears. |
| Shrek eat viagra today as well pls |
| Hmmm, it's the wednesday before Thanksgiving. Of course, we have to pump at least a little towards the end of the day, but every hour before that is a mystery. Any guesses? |
| It’s literally called BULL what did you expect? |
| nvidia comeback into 680 today |
| 10.35. \n\nBuy a put for security you mean |
| TIME TO SHOVE SHREK DIK SO FAR UP BER ANOOS WE GET TO ATH |
| I AM INVINCIBLE! |
| Had a dream mussk promised future humans he could make them 6’9” 269lbs. \n\nOnly reason I don’t like sleep drugs. |
| God this would be yuuuck |
| Why is bull up? |
| That's banging |
| its a 1 trillion dollar company lol and you are worried about 120 |
| 681+ today? |
| Need more info, what's your cost?\n\nIn reality, if you have to ask, you need more knowledge in options\n\nPrice history tells us nothing, though currently it's ITM, if you want to lock in profit just buy a equal delta put |
| Market is open Friday pal |
| You're cooked |
| DD? |
| finally |
| Business intelligence, Microstrategy is a crappy reporting tool. Most companies I know that used it ended up switching to tableu and power bi |
| pamp it |
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| !banbet BBAI 3$ 3w |
| I should have bought Nvidia in 2008 instead of buying school supplies for the 8th grade |
| Bring back the pleats |
| Fuckin' hell $BULL, don't tease me like this |
| Michael Burry is probably loving this right now. |
| BULL is a good stock. |
| Jesus fucking christ, there was this one retard yesterday that called Hood 120. I shoulda believed |
| So all the pumps happen overnight , when we can’t do anything? The market really is giving unwashed ass cheeks vibes right now. |
| The wild thing is at 9 years old I could have told you to buy Nvidia and Take Two. I was obsessed with PC gaming and Grand Theft Auto.\n\nNow? Now at 28 years old my foot is held firmly on the gas and I haven't had the time to look up and tell you what a good stock pick would be.\n\nGuess I should find some middle school students so I can ask for advice on my positions.\n\n^/s ^but ^also ^kind ^of ^not ^really |
| Nvidia cooked?? |
| If exp today, down 90% at open LOL |
| My house is being built and it's take *forever* to get the drywall up |
| Gap Pump, Abercrombie pump, Urban outfitters pump, who’s next? |
| Ok |
| Bear last hope NVDA red.\nAhhh it gone |
| AMPX |
| Probably start ripping next week. Not if but when. |
| Right now |
| Hope you haven’t a wife |
| Puts seem to have a far more powerful impact on the market than calls. Never seen any situation yet where puts are high and popular and the market falls, it either goes vertical the next day or the day of. Calls are the same way in a volume spike but the reversals are usually short lived. |
| What do you mean. Is going ATH today |
| Up big or down pig today? |
| Well shit. It seems as my end of day put on nvda is going to open up negative. I see. |
| NVDA dip buyers rugged hard by Sundar |
| Swaying Pelosi's? |
| paperhands finally sold |
| Still “developing my strategy” |
| Yooo that’s a good idea. I might do that too! |
| Google: AI company\n\nNVidia: gaming hardware company |
| Whatever happened to that OpenAI company…never hear about them anymore |
| Someday, not today tho is the sad part. I just dont know how many idiots they have left after the last 8947 rugs the last 2 months. Seems so strange. \n\n\n\nTiny foil hat time \n\n\nI have also noticed it tends to pump like around $20 dollar range right before bad news or market slumps. I think as a way to give cushion or break trends. Deff a major hypothetical but shit has just hapoened so many times it makes ya 🤔 |
| I’ll have a bacanator and a baked potato with chili please |
| Shit this isn’t the search bar |
| Huge gilf tits |
| watch ORCL getting squeezed at open |
| Is NVDA ever going to be green again? |
| Someone said I would be wrong when I said this last night |
| Dryer holder spotted |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 178.63769 before 26-Nov-2025 08:06 PM -05 |
| Its coke and stripper or Wendy’s |
| its premarket relax |
| Better start thinking what your retarded ass is gonna say at Thanksgiving Dinner, when they ask why you haven't moved out of your Mom's basement with all your trading profits...... |
| !banbet |
| Europoor using the n word |
| We love to see it… only wish I bought more |
| If there's some ridiculous news surrounding BULL and it does 3x by Christmas I'll think I'll buy slightly nicer gifts for everyone. \n\nNo promises though. |
| This dude can't even afford to think for himself. smh. Pick up a box of condoms and a bottle of lube, then head on over to your nearest Wendy's dumpster. |
| So seriously.....why BULL? |
| Why you say that |
| Should I buy meta calls today with the drop? |
| Yea, when we hit another bear with our market truck. Like a big bear- not just one of those cubs we just smacked. |
| its not to late to sell your puts and get zdte calls |
| TSM |
| 185 |
| Not too late to buy more |
| Can Nvidia climb back to 180? |
| Casino the open fookin |
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| yall niggas never heard of BLACK friday and it shows. |
| !banbet TSLA $450 3d |
| Thanks ! |
| Depends on what your breakeven price is |
| I have so many gifts to buy - therefore please pahmp |
| Your records says otherwise lmao |
| FUCK MICROSOFT. |
| “That’s my secret Captain. I always have to dookie.”\n*shits profusely all over rug* |
| Will Teslas stock ever reflect its actual real value and not all the delusion of robots and self driving vehicles |
| Your banbet record is not inspiring confidence lol |
| Thinking House Money on SPY Puts, especially if there's some magical amazing Golly gee whizbang surge at open. |
| Such a load of shit lol im gonna cut one in half and try to go incognito |
| Easier said than done if born in that environment. |
| **BER FUK** |
| Massive red dump right before close for long weekend. \nClench your butts! |
| its obvious isn't it? but what does it mean? |
| Looked at some old posts. See why AI called my rddt profile “low-level racist.” \n\nYou got me. ♟️ |
| Puts on CAT are gonna print, aren't they |
| He 100% forgot his password |
| Stupid rich you mean |
| HOOD pumping |
| So confident you already sold half your position lol go off king |
| amazon and apple? what we thinking? calls for 11/28? |
| Don't disappoint Sundar! \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/y8ju58zeol3g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5c9004c3a96e74ecde5c8ab812d990909bd7253 |
| Aren't you the guy that complains about his SPY calls being auto-liquidated? Use your brain and trade SPX or XSP, you won't have that issue anymore. |
| We know buddy, we know |
| What do you say? |
| Feel like today is gonna be a Clifford the big red dog d1ck kinda day.. |
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| Hor hor hor hor hor |
| imagine being so stupid you're holding SPY 670 puts right now |
| cat on a hot tin roof |
| Five Nights at Freeeeeddiiiiiiies\n\nIs this where you wanna be? |
| This shits gonna pump hard. Get in before the moon |
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| !banbet SOUN $15 1w |
| Using on balance volume makes me feel invincible. |
| Guys, I think I might be retarded |
| I think it’s full day today, half day Friday |
| I don't know honestly, it can go to 100 or 300 it's all the same to me |
| Locked in and cock in |
| I wish I bought that many but I got a good bit at 106 |
| I mostly buy food. Works out for me. |
| Worried now since I had a call contract expiring feb 20 , 2026 |
| Soon saylor will be liquidated |
| Hold it till it expires worthless is the way |
| 1 billion bots |
| Found the info I needed in a reddit comment, then realized he said he's 80 years old. No comments in the last year. 😢 RIP chili555 |
| CAT investors viewing this sub, and torn. We want to give to people who are truly in need, but not the creeps who preying on the rest. |
| Bessent: There won't be a recession in 2026\n\nTranslation: 🥭 will not release any economic numbers in 2026 |
| May the odds ever be in your favor |
| That's the thing. It's not. It sounds like "must have" and uneducated people just say it the way they hear it. |
| Depends on if it’s food, gas, or something else. Food is 3% back tho and that’s most of what I buy. |
| Gambling addiction goes hard |
| I once again encourage you to add this to your watchlist and see how well the 12/19 calls will do. Not sure how much else I can help |
| wtf is this shit |
| Nope. Not mine anyways. |
| All set to go to ATH today looks like |
| Yeah shame to say but after many lost calls I may buy a put this morning on bull |
| Gibson Wealth Advisors pamping CAT in WSB is next level retarded. |
| Jpow said something about jobless claims being important for rate cuts right? |
| Your screenshot sucks |
| you gonna lose it all |
| lol get fucked |
| lol i thought this was a joke, i live by this thing |
| Id rather hold till $0 then cut my losses at 97% down |
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| This is my impression of my LG Dryer: \nBum ba da ba bum bum bum ba bum ba bum bum bum ba da ba bum bum bum ba bum ba bum. |
| Did the bot s-s-s-stutter? |
| I just bought because of this comment |
| Oh, I meant it could touch $100 today |
| Today will be green get ready |
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| What does it mean? |
| Someone give me a play |
| MSFT, show them why you aren’t a shit boomer stock and go to 500 today |
| I’m feeling IREN calls. Tell me why I’m stupid. |
| PCE scheduled ouch everyone who swung for today 💀 |
| You’re so fucked |
| That big red thanksgiving banner on the fidelity app gave me a mini heart attack. |
| Hahaha, wtf |
| Speak to me about data while the market goes up 1% every day you friggen idiot |
| spy minute candles going freaky |
| Bub thats not what I'm looking for |
| I feel like Nvidia is going to absolutely rip today. |
| I want this (fck christmas) |
| Shut up |
| There are other strategies? |
| Ummmmmmmm |
| You done, son. |
| Wait so that META spike is real? Not just the 8 AM glitch?\n\nEdit: No. |
| I mean Walmart's latest ad revenue is up like 53%. I know wmt and facebook aren't equivalent but it shows that other businesses are really growing in those areas\n\n\nPuts on Meta |
| Nothing like fake rich people who are in debt to show off their depreciative assets. |
| You get a taste or 100X and it ruins everything |
| Don't know enough about options but I say stick to it and feed your greed till you lose all the money \nThat is the regarded way, the only way we know. |
| I'm sure there's plenty of market manipulation helping |
| That I did |
| U think Netflix can get up to 115 today that would be nuts it’s not moving a lot I got a buy order in for 106 call expiring feb 26 hope im\nSafe |
| Bot alert |
| its more fun when it goes down. The comments are way funnier. |
| I think it's completely dependent on the sentiment with neoclouds. \n\n\nIirc they are completely shifting their focus from corn mining |
| Why tho? |
| I bet people said the same thing when it was $20k and went back to $5k |
| Can’t stand this stock |
| Petition to remove Joe Kernen and put in a CPR doll or other suitable replacement. |
| That would be very beneficial, i could ignore unqualified comments from US experts so much faster. |
| Have you tried using a strategy other than vibes and hope? |
| Cool. IWM & small caps know you're regarded. |
| He bought Lion Country Safari |
| Yes |
| It’s up 25% in the last 3 months is what I said lol - it may run more, I am stating that you claiming this is the next rally when it’s already ran 25% is misleading |
| DMs always open |
| Business Incompetence |
| You are a dipshit |
| Sell it. Enjoy life, how much more do you need. |
| I would gladly let JPOW tap |
| CREAMPUFF 1991 FORD BRONCO |
| In the words of a Brit comedian, 'that's a challenging wank' |
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| OKie Dokie Kiddo ——> how about more than just buy cat? Buy what? The underlying? SMH—— 600 calls due Dec 12th? What? |
| Hey take the ticket $bull of the chart.. everytime i see it there it get shorted to hell lmao. |
| I want something with upside, not high call premiums. Cat looks like it’s already way above fair value. |
| Stocks? Shares of stock. You purchased 1600 *shares* of HOOD. |
| Hes the reason why im all the time high |
| $110 average baby! Rode it from $40 up to $85 then had FOMO when it was $110 and now here we are. |
| 682 and 683 calls cocked and locked |
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| Labubus are at a year low. This is not financial advice. |
| JPOW gonna fuck everybody and go out guns blazing with a 100 basis points hike. 🤌 |
| 10 percent? Maybe. I’d say add it to ur watchlist let’s see how it plays out |
| ??? |
| Dirty big shit hawks. |
| Nah, it's a zero sum game. His gain, someone else's loss. |
| KittyLover-7 says you are gey.\n\nWhat's up with that? |
| Show me |
| Going to be a super productive today at work…. |
| The cope is strong with this one |
| will meta go to 650 or go back to 610? |
| 🤣 we deserve edibles |
| I’ve got SPY puts and NVDA calls. I’m so fucking good at this |
| so we gonna have 2 GOOGL/GOOG on there but never META |
| This UBI talk from AI bros while few thousand workers getting laid off is not reassuring at all... |
| I did. CAT doesn't suck and won't burn folks. You're a con. |
| …I‘d rather go back to 2010 and buy 1000$ worth of bitcoin, about 14,300 btc.\n\n\nBut my daughter wasn’t born then, so on a second thought I wouldn’t do that. |
| I think the text is AI too |
| He was second! |
| There goes TSLA pumping on pure retard strength |
| AM I missing any news for ORACLE ? Its 3% up right now 🧐 |
| Got evicted from Wendy’s, was told establishments was closing for good… \n\nWhere do we go now.? |
| Only cause you're not in prison. (yet) |
| Valued on its intangible assets + takeover price |
| Markets not even open and it feels like the bottom is in. \nNothing was breaking that 676lvl |
| UK will be an islamic republic within 10 years. |
| Just went through this same convo |
| I'm gonna grape you in the face! |
| “The next retail rally” - my point is it’s already rallied |
| Looks like buying 1600 HOOD stocks premarket yesterday was a pretty good idea |
| TJX been growing over the years like a tech stock LMAO |
| Wen do markets close today |
| Read my comment. Give me a play that doesn’t suck. |
| It will after a 2:1 reverse split |
| Beats me, could be today. I have buy order in |
| Most out the scary earnings calls have passed, we can live in blissful fantasy for a while until reality season hits again. |
| SQ8 |
| The ol shit liners full |
| “Historically…” oh shut the fuck up already |
| The life of an NBIS bag holder |
| I would prefer to see MSTR fall off a cliff |
| CAT is better than chips. Full Stop 🛑 |
| Tsla straight green dildos |
| You’ve won the biggest regard award, congratulations 🤝🏼🥇 |
| GAMECOCK BACK ON BABY |
| How long u think it will take like around January and feb ? |
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| Honestly I would just hold to zero and get it over with\n\nComplete the destruction |
| Ah so that's why it reeks of poor in here 💀 |
| Why do the MMs pump up ionq despite its horrrible fundamentals |
| it's amazing how one bad sales rep can hold a store hostage and do millions in damage in lost sales |
| Is BITF still a thing or is it gonna be a lot of sideways now |
| Bers pack it up markets are green until the feds decision |
| Genius 💯 |
| Hot wheel |
| In reality = the FSD has been sooooo good for years - i have been using it 500-1200 miles a week in the New England winters and it works PERFECTLY on all 3 of my tesla’s 🙂 |
| Can’t drive. Legally blind. |
| Frig off Lahey |
| wtf?! Gimme a play that isn’t ass and isn’t already at a high premium. I’m looking at you CAT man 🫵 |
| I wish Russia would attack us openly instead of all this pussy ass espionage shit. Say that shit to my face bitch, don't fucking internet troll your way around the bush. Oh that's right you can't even take your ex in a fight that's as big as one of our states.\n\nAnyways, I need these puts to print is what I'm trying to say. |
| Lambo |
| HOOD back to 120 already lol\n\nthat 106 gap fill long paying quickly |
| Ironically using AI from the very NVDA chips to make this picture. |
| I reckon they've done their big short term move. Kinda holding on myself to see if they'll get to 350.\n\n\nLong term im still hella bullish. I have a mix of leaps and short term stuff. Keeping the leaps. |
| What categories r we speaking…? |
| Why would you wait for the dip to buy put. Explain the logic. NOW |
| \n\nWtf does next cycle even mean its not like theres bitcoin season |
| so, you are talking to stock tickers... interesting |
| I can volunteer |
| hope you added that other 20 now that they have FBOT! |
| How many foreigners are amped like today is another regular trading day.\n\nMake Reddit like X and show home country. |
| The second coming of burry. |
| Excellent portfolio |
| you smell that? it's the shiht winds 💩 🌬️ |
| HOOD Shreking |
| Expecting today and Friday to be a theta day |
| An old 2008 Toyota Avensis. Solid AF. |
| $30k you mean |
| I don't have Snapchat Instagram and I only use Facebook messenger because it's popular in my country.\nI'd gladly move to signal and remove every meta account, I just have 0 use for it, but my friends use messenger. |
| Let it ride, the momentum isn’t going to stop in the near term. At this point passing nvidia is destiny |
| Please check your statistics (i.e. misinformation). Top ten percent make up less than 50 percent of US retail spending. Still very significant https://www.morningbrew.com/stories/wealthy-americans-account-half-consumer-spending |
| I mean this is a start at an actual analysis- take it a step further and make your own model and write it down - if it works, bada bing |
| Joris Bohnson 🤤 |
| Waiting to buy my cream puff 91 bronco |
| It’s legit free money |
| ‘23 Acura |
| My wife said I can’t eat edibles before seeing my family tomorrow 🙁 \n\nDoesn’t think it’s fair she has to deal with them sober. |
| I'm congenitally regarded and I did 5 grams of libs 2 hours ago but even I know it's a pure numbers game. Were you thinking it means top 1% by wisdom and insight? |
| his hands already have holes. perfect |
| Quit flapping your hoe ass suck and Banbet it, pussy! |
| What car do you guys drive |
| 0dte spy puts and pray |
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| the kids start buying burritos again, re cmg |
| China blocked bytedance from buying nvda chips and the stock is barely red premarket\n\nNvda has to have bottomed |
| How many contracts? You could sell one or a few and let the rest ride |
| if silver breaks 54 ..I’m full port SLV calls 2months out |
| https://preview.redd.it/49p33thrll3g1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=6709d35144b48073e8539de19b3a2f0e745983d1\n\nImagine how wonderful it would be if every regard, in their sweet little bedroom, finally realized that NVDA is overpriced AF, their P/B ratio is falling off a cliff, and they're no longer the only chad in their own Valhalla — the same chad that's been dragging entire indexes up on the basis of a gigantic bubble, floating precariously at the slightest shift in air, ready to pop at any moment.\n\nImagine how loud this fall would be. Imagine all those suits on Wall Street panic-selling their entire 401k into the abyss, watching their retirement tendies evaporate while they baghold into oblivion.\n\nI can picture it. And I'm here, cash gang, waiting for this moment. When the dip comes, I'm going full degen on puts.\n\nBears eating good this Christmas. 🐻\n\nPosition or ban: liquid and ready to short. |
| If ya want UK (after returning Northern Ireland to Ireland) and Canada can join USA if fighting this insanity. New "Commonwealth?" |
| You are acrewed |
| Wendy's is open... |
| Don't threaten me with a good time |
| Propietary tractor software? What is that? |
| Most obvious range slightly down day \n\n!remind me 10hr |
| It's funny, if you left out the work mexicans, this would have 40 upvotes |
| I deleted both insta and Facebook and only use insta on web once a day to check messages. \n\n\nI can't easily avoid google, I use a pixel, use Gmail, chrome, maps, search, Gemini, GCP lol 😂 \n\n\nIf you for rid of meta tomorrow, world will continue to function normally, prob less brain rot, but without Google a lot of things will be disrupted |
| Definitely take profits |
| 🍇 |
| 14 retards typing |
| Nope |
| You know AI is gonna take all our jobs yeh but jobs will pop up centered around AI and managing it and what not yeh and then AI is gonna take that job |
| How does it feel to know all the other time zones revolve around us? |
| I bought GOOG leaps right before the rally last week and am already up about 50%, they don't expire till end of next year.\n\nShould I take the profits or let it ride through the next year? |
| **FUTES PUMPING** |
| I was down, but came back with calls on Monday. Sitting mostly cash now |
| Shits anchored at the 420-440 range other than the last 2 weeks the shit has been LOCKED there since he bought in in September tssler become a rug machine |
| Wow I didn't get paid today?\n\nWhat am I supposed to do for Thanksgiving/Black Friday? |
| >European |
| Buying INTC 40 call 02/20/26, grandma this is for you. 🙏🏻 |
| Okay? ANF was down 52% before today? |
| Please corn i need thisss!! My portfolios kinda in the red... |
| Boris Yeltzy |
| I have 350 long calls and not selling them even if they go down 90% |
| Nvidia has NOT bottomed yet, it need to go through META's process.\n\nTherefore, I shorted more at 177.2; target 150. |
| Inshallah |
| i mean.... it's pribably going to be $300k next cycle, so |
| Everyone that's holding google is.\n\n\nFeels like I've entered a cheat code atm. |
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| I took profits (META, ELV and KLAR) yesterday afternoon. I probably left some money on the table but given that’s it’s two low volume days no clue on where they want to push prices. |
| Is this premarket sell off in the room with us right now? |
| No boring days with AMD |
| Come on stocks! Up! |
| enjoying a cup of tea while channeling my inner Boris |
| You need Jesus |
| It would be so cool if you dropped another 20 points gold |
| Wanna know why people ain't buying meta?\nCause ADS is 90% of it's revenue and they have already maxed out how much they can earn on ads. I mean what innovation can they do to deliver more ads? Log in to Facebook or Instagram without an adblock and see for yourself, there is no drastic amount of growth in ad revenue that can possibly happen.\nSo logically they should grow the average 2-4%/year. |
| You already have a bet going - CLSK to 15.0 before 28-Nov-2025 09:14 AM -05 |
| I bought the dip on good stocks (I believe) and they keep dipping. |
| ...and ghey |
| Also arrests you if you say you like bacon |
| For free, unlike your expensive 'lesson'. |
| I have a fairly conservative buy, and small profit at this point. I think we will see an increase but I’ll probably close by EOY |
| Google is coming. And its coming fast. Never ever bet against google |
| In and out today hopefully, feel like it’s gonna b a boring day |
| pass the gravy please and thank you |
| Yeah somewhere along those lines |
| Can you make it throught he intro on video #1 tho? |
| 🐶 > 🐱 |
| Sounds exactly like 2022, before we got anal gaped. |
| I found 7 porn videos and after carefully narrowing them down, I now at 4 videos to masturbate to today\n\nThat's a lot of masturbating today |
| \-30K |
| Feels like take profit day |
| That's the country that arrests r*pe victims and rewards the offenders? |
| What does BI stand for? |
| CET bitch |
| Just think, there’s some trader (or hedge fund) on the other side of that transaction, absolutely laughing their heads off on the way to the bank. |
| HOOD Shreking |
| One dude with 4 accounts is pushing CAT so damn hard it’s killing the vibe in here |
| Well played. Got some myself. Been a good year. |
| TESLA up another 2% on news FSD might be good one day |
| Hope they had a license for those leaks |
| Most will only have 3% on a category that you choose, like groceries or restaurants. RH is 3% for everything. |
| They’ll inflict fear up until market open then the Santa rally will rear it’s gorgeous head at market open |
| This is how traps work. |
| It will probably have to be a crowd source project |
| UK forecasted GDP growth: 0.5%\nUK forecasted inflation rate: 3.5%\n\nThose are some ass numbers |
| Are you actually reading price action or just moving off news and hype? |
| Good morning, fellow regards!\nWishing you all a Happy Thanksgiving! \nMay you finish this day with diamond hands! |
| I'm starting to use the term at highly regarded in my daily interactions. Damn you all!!! |
| its over for bitcorn |
| Fuck you meta! |
| Is it bad that I think GOOGL still has more to run? I'd sell half and ride to 360 (if I had positions) |
| Both can be causes for their demise. |
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| I think it needs to touch $100 first |
| UK budget was leaked and still caused a dip. How silly |
| 😭😭 |
| Pro Tip: any account crowned by "Top 1% Commentator" is WSB op'd garbage.\n\nBefore banned, invest, or buy calls in CAT, kids. |
| If you always lie, then your first statement is true... Which makes it a lie that you always lie..... |
| Are you in BULL |
| Or a really bad one if you only partake in this sub. |
| premarket is fake and gei |
| Cmon today and Friday really going to dead fish? |
| LMAO🫰 |
| Who supplies the cum? |
| YOU FOUND ME, YOU FOUND ME |
| Wife material |
| I’m staying out of this for that reason. I mean I’m playing the daily but I’m flat position wise. Low volume retail pushing this up to possibly squeeze what’s left and dump after. Until we smash ATHs with mms onboard I’m not holding this. |
| I can dookie anywhere on command. It’s a skill. |
| You got me |
| Turns out that pissing off your customer base for over a decade isn’t a good move. |
| Theoretically if I completely stuffed a turkey with cum and baked it, what would the consistency of the stuffing be when the bird was done? |
| Tylenol jokes are at a low point. Kinda sad about it ngl 😔 |
| Will you post the update all time? |
| When did you buy these? |
| I re entered wendys drive thru since the 4 back to back handies behind the dumpster made me crave a 4 for 4 |
| Just watched Kevin smiths "Dogma" and wow way better than I expected |
| It’s a day off the poor bastard just wants relax instead he is “happily married” having to travel and “be thankful” to listen to other people’s opinions on stuff nobody cares about. |
| Clowns show |
| Jensen ruined my portfolio at the time. I still haven't forgiven him. |
| Reddit did that a decade ago and the most reddit addicted city was a small one with a giant military base in the east coast of the US |
| I lost money |
| I member |
| I'm trying to sell some red positions in my portofolio to reduce my gains before the fiscal year ends, and there is only green.\n\nI guess my anoos will be red during tax time. |
| Dude it’s up 25% in the last 3 months lol. |
| Yeah but the idea of bubble started to spread way before the crash just like for the dot com |
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| Remember when nvda shit talked quantum computing just to pivot to talking about its potential themselves like a week later?? lol |
| 2026? |
| Mountain time is fake |
| You might want to hedge with puts. Every time I buy it dumps. I’m just checking to see if things are still normal or this time is different. |
| Can someone here please teach me how to dougie? I'm having too hard of a time learning the stinky leg and I'm trying to get some strong poo nanny at the club |
| 3/20 160c… still have months to gain more too. |
| I re-entered the market since the constant rate-cut speculation is exhausting, and sitting on cash doesn’t feel good anymore ... |
| ☝🏾👨🏾🦳 |
| The worst thing to happen to this world in a while |
| my workday is done at 1pm. west coast wins. |
| WOW everything is Dumping and ORACLE decided to pump this time ! |
| Well, LLY is on some run the last 2-3 weeks. |
| Market was extremely slow to realise BULL'S earnings were actually good lol |
| A vegetable |
| She’s a 10 but always gets to the daily thread early to try get the top comment |
| Nope jokers acting as trader and economists |
| Has anyone made money this month? I haven’t made $1 I can’t even hedge in options I’m all in on these stupid fucking stocks |
| You trying this thing again bears? Where you try to take it down in pre market only we will end up with a low volume +1.5% day today. |
| Market gonna be manipulated so bad until all white dudes gonna lose their investments and end up working municipal jobs and construction. Well guess there's always a replacement for mexicans. |
| It's Bitcoin, people call it corn |
| Buttcorn the fake internet money. |
| If you like money then yes |
| If one had to name some desperate pumper, it would be you 🫵🤡 |
| That's the holiday spirit!! |
| you are doing it wrong if you go with affirm or klarna you get 100% back |
| Looks like NVDA’s hiring curve and stock were holding hands on the way up\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5k8xrhbmjl3g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=ab43235bd79481975c2366e39ae951034414c25f |
| Over and out. |
| Buying nvda calls |
| I have January calls, so let’s hope we see something happen here |
| Welp, holiday errands must be completed. Hope everyone but bers have a good Thanksgiving. |
| How is there 0 buy pressure on NVDA after so many red days that's crazy |
| Bro belongs in WSB being upset he's only up +90,000% instead of +100,000% |
| cuz you dont have any |
| Drill team six lets meet back here at open *roger* |
| Is that a stock? lol |
| When you think Netflix will start moving up and getting back to 112 or 115 |
| This morning gon be good I Can fyeel eyt in mah bowels |
| Just looking at the chart. Every single week from Sept 25th was a red AVG at 10% drops. Bad timing my dude. Hope it recovers. Crypto would need an insane bull run for that to happen tho. |
| In 2008 everyone was talking about bear sterns and leyman brothers too. |
| If Hulkamania was a ticker, it's CAT |
| What was the expiration? |
| https://preview.redd.it/xin5rzudjl3g1.png?width=171&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb26399a392e78f9e69169b023370a9d708bd467 |
| I can just see you jumping around and scremaming "Jehova, Jehova..." |
| rat poison |
| 15 Jan 2027 700c ! Thank me later 😉 |
| I would wait til $200 |
| My 60 year old boss talking about not wanting to go to his inlaws for tgiving…guess some of yall mfers really got it bad? |
| Now that I bought PFE that should stop it from going any higher |
| Budget also got leaked early in a stunning display of competence. |
| Do you hope it's a boy or a girl |
| Yet already a re-post |
| #Done |
| Hyperscale these nuts f****t |
| Ahoy matey, today we be red, arrgh. |
| I need a hot tub time machine. The GOOG calls I sold for 16k profit in July are worth 240k today. |
| Premarket sell off every mf morning |
| Congratulations on your time off |
| What’s corn? |
| lol loser |
| Green Futes again and again and again |
| Ew EST or go fuck yourself |
| Good morning gang. I am late |
| Ber sedition! |
| Based on the closing price of SPY at 4:00 yesterday and relative to how HYG has been going up, the correlation analysis is showing that SPY should go down by .66 percent at some point today. |
| Yall think meta going back up to 730-750 by January? Anyone got calls? |
| I get banned today, so I’m trying to comment here as much as I can lol |
| Let them assume ur a really good drug dealer |
| No most free ones top out at 2% |
| https://preview.redd.it/ogficjvxil3g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b42d06df7278f015e46ee4a2a8da6ce6a7cfa804\n\nInvestment advise from the idiots at M. Fool |
| When would you start selling nvda Jan calls? \n\nI think we can reach 190s by mid December |
| What a difference two year makes\n\nDeere\n\n2024 - 7 billion net income\n\n2026 - forecast guidance net income of 4 - 4.75 billion |
| Can BULL not dump at open for once in its life |
| What’s people thinking about an entry into NVDA now? |
| Wrong as usual. |
| this guy fuckin turkeys |
| Feels like we're getting close to a mango insider buy in mstr, and a BTC manipulation |
| I always lie.\n\nI'm from Crete. |
| I’m here to discuss my time zone bias. \n\nCentral Standard Time is the only real time zone. |
| Yeah. "MaryTilesTexas" is the saddest fake profile ever.\n\nRussia 💯 |
| Looks like tariffs are helping out DE as well. 😂 |
| Buy high sell low!! |
| Generations aheaaaaaaad LOL |
| Spy 📈 corn 📉 as usual |
| I took one look at America and now I can't stop shooting ropes |
| Same bro. might only be down 99% now instead of 💯 |
| Don’t tell your family you trade and you won’t have to deal with the questions tomorrow\n\nHide it like a true filthy degenerate 💯 |
| Deere is down because you don't need proprietary tractor software if you replace all the farmland with data centers. |
| I have lost $18k this year. There's some truth for you |
| Have you watched the interview with Zuck where he says basically if we waste a few hundred billion nbd? Think of the ATM that Meta businesses must be to have that attitude |
| https://preview.redd.it/yfdnj6noil3g1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=866c2b40a09cded2211f0653df1691f54b852f26 |
| 🤣 Bullish. Calls on INTC. |
| “It should have been us, but I don’t own a leather jacket” |
| daily reminder that red candles are unconstitutional |
| Trump just tweeted that he’s responsible for all time highs. Top is in |
| Today is gonna be so good |
| why wait till noon |
| Not how Vix works. It’s inverse root spx calls and puts. |
| You can't dump if you don't pump first |
| All I remember about the first Thanksgiving is, that Wednesday burned down the summer camp. |
| does X do that? even with like a vpn |
| Let's rally today or Friday Nvda \n\nMy Jan 16th are for 175\n\nC'mon you bitch |
| Well fuck you too then meta |
| I curse you |
| Meta to 600 today |
| Full porting starbz and chipotle cuz its pumpkin season |
| Budget announcement today. FTSE not taking it well |
| Most Credit Cards are annual fees, AFAIK. |
| It’s ok meta you go when you feel like it |
| they are all on r/conservative, not WSB |
| just go up in a straight line today, how hard is it to design that algo? 🤔 |
| So much smoke. Anyways, congrats dude! Enjoy |
| Cathie Wood secured a bag of GOOG yesterday. And we know what she thinks about sloppy toppy |
| Figured stocks were going to soar when the money printing started next month but it may be Gold that is the true winner |
| Just think of where he'll be by 830! |
| Damn. RIP |
| I could have GM. I bought Amazon and Microsoft and NVDA. |
| There is a peace deal that is going to end the war very soon |
| Calling it: A little profit taking in the morning.... Then slow melt up and close slightly green on this low volume day. \n\nI'mma start drinking around Noon, so expect some stupid trades this afternoon. They should have closed the market early today, not Friday |
| If you consider the potential loss of market and set that in relation to the market cap, so far the drawdown was microscopic. And that´s what has been argued repeatedly. It´s not about google, not about deep seek or AMD. It´s about the fact that Nvidia is overvalued as it is, but if there is any real competition arising in the next five years, it may still be a booming company, but worth a fraction of it´s current price. And that is just one risk factor. |
| You think someone would do that, go onto the Internet and tell lies? |
| Someone forgot to subscribe for the Information, lmao |
| Fuck it meta just keep plummeting I don’t care anymore |
| *you're fucked |
| My BofA card gives 3% back too… isn’t this common practice? Except I don’t pay a monthly fee. |
| Quite a bit. |
| 6 or 7. Maybe 8. |
| As far as i’m concerned this is a loss lmao |
| **AMERICA IS THE HOTTEST COUNTRY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD** |
| I have no position but they beat the shit out of their earnings, isn’t it all good news? Sure, Google has a good competing product. |
| Aren’t they the ones developing Retatrutide? Looks WAY more effective than wegovy/ozempic/mounjaro etc |
| Apple hasn't released a new phone for 5 years and have failed miserably to release a new product line with their autist goggles |
| If Reddit was like X and showed everyone's home country, how many Russians do you think are in here? |
| Some of you people and it shows |
| Theres a lot of habitual liars on this platform |
| McDonald’s is hiring 😭 |
| Oh great. The former CEO of Intel gonna be on CNBC to discuss NVDA. That’s like having the captain of the Titanic on discussing navigation. |
| Or pump him full of gin for entertainment |
| It means they're selling their holes for options |
| God bless the fatties who need their GLP1s . \n\n\nNVO! |
| How low will meta go today? Can I get 615? |
| Terrible idea, you spatchcock and dry brine the turkey the day before, make the stock from giblets/backbone the day before or morning of.\n\nSeparate stuffing with the homemade stock comes out better, and turkey doesn’t get overcooked because time to safe temperature is halved by spatchcocking.\n\nCook it on a grill/smoker for extra points of having a free oven. |
| You just solved the Greece-Turkey conflict. Bravo. |
| My Robinhood gold card gives 3% back, which is great as most places require a 3% charge using a credit card\n\n\nI’m basically immune now to that 3% bullshit |
| Did any vibe come out? |
| They’re out there… kinda lol |
| Just don't eat the stuff in there, use it as a way to add flavor to the turkey meat but throw it out when the turkey is done |
| Naaa once dipshit’s sell orders are completed it’ll take off again, that’s why it’s been pinned at 177$. |
| October 10th was definitely a coordinated attack on crypto. |
| By comments I thought indices are down like 2% stupid bers |
| Time frame or irrelevant |
| Good luck boo, you’ll need it |
| not feeling your drunk brother-in-law convo on tgiving? get drunker than him |
| I'm level 50 sailing later small boat losers |
| Why’s everyone talking about UK? |
| I can’t think of a better way to spend thanksgiving than avoiding extended family while glued to my phone trading app watching stocks…let’s make it happen Solana |
| Boeing calls for next summer are on the menu today |
| Good advice frfr |
| i fully see how you come to this idea but i think the market is running or regarded hopeium and that we will go up until the December jobs report |
| Just wait and see |
| “Hey Gemini, what’s keeping the American economy afloat?”\n\n“Me, you fucking nerd”\n\nBit rude, but it’s not wrong |
| Balanced breakfast. I like it. |
| #i just wanted to tell all of you that I love you and that your life will be great and everything will work out. Just as long as you’re not poor then your fucked ok good luck |
| “Buyers are out in force, using all tools available this holiday season” what is that like debt debt and more debt? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Sick757 made a bet that GOOG would go to 335.0 within **1 day** when it was 331.124 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 4 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| https://preview.redd.it/zmegtjo5hl3g1.jpeg?width=1469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=357d19397ff2698d4de69d708c25c8ef8e1bdbba\n\nshould have held 😁🔫 |
| I did a complete 360 on my strategy |
| Meta giving me ptsd flashbacks |
| NVDA is going to chop until there’s major good or bad news |
| Breakfast of champions |
| That’s a lot of tax! |
| Tell them that 🥭's peace deal shows he's an ally to the Palestinian cause so everybody gets mad whatever their political side is |
| Hero of Thanksgiving |
| I Survived the Dip of 7:15 AM 😪😪😪 |
| Tomorrow is thanksgiving, QQQ about to close at 610.\n\nAbove we have 614-615 neckline resistance, below we have bears sitting around 607-608.\n\nWe're NOT going anywhere for the rest of this week. |
| Switching between looking at my port to looking at insta girls so I don’t get to depressed |
| No meta why are you bleeding 😭 |
| People selling to pay for their 🦃 |
| Please Pilgrim Santa Jesus make it a green NVDA day. |
| No idea. Been looking for it myself. Market dropped too. I wonder if it’s tied to the British budget. |
| It is safe to stuff the turkey !! Just don’t pack it too tight! Controversy solved. |
| All I want for Christmas is... 🌽 and MSTR going to 0! |
| 1st co that offers glp1 without prescription will be first 10 trillion co |
| Bro its fuckn 730 |
| Username checks out |
| 2 for 1 at Chipotle tomorrow |
| If it’s worth a picture, it’s worth taking gains…. |
| Way over extended |
| Might as well take advantage of futures for some gas money for Wendy’s |
| lol, I’ve seen. So annoying |
| Stonks took a weird dump. Like the first time someone watches you. |
| are evtols over |
| Did any news come out? |
| Buffett sold more APPL than it bought in GOOGL and the Reddit interpretation of that is that it's bullish for tech |
| Cornucopia |
| 🤤 |
| Jokes on you now |
| Oh, the weather outside is frightful \nBut the BTC puts are so delightful \nAnd since nobody wants to buy \nLet it die! Let it die! Let it die! |
| Zoom out on many great companies. ANET did the same thing over the last year. Invest in a good company and the rest will follow.\n\nhttps://x.com/investingvisual/status/1993402760570753380?s=46 |
| Oh fuck |
| “I’ve been on a fitness journey” \n\nNo, you have been injecting yourself with ozempic twice a day 🥴🥴🥴🥴 |
| Uhh cuz it got crushed 30% last two sessions |
| Spy will go back to 500 soon |
| Just dumped $3.50 |
| Too expensive |
| 8 beers and 3 whiskeys |
| No. It's just fake money. |
| Double down, LOL |
| If you ignore the bs clickbait title, [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4wXp-DaW8g&t=173s) is really good. And I only say that because a lot of it I´ve said myself... XD |
| CNBC reporting the Butterball talk line is open!!! Prep the birds. |
| Think lly is about to make a blow-off top today, this fukin things been pumping unruly for no fukin reason... |
| I was bullish on cat this week into next week then u started spamming it here and I think it's better to wait to buy my calls now |
| I might wait to see if we push a little further down, then load the truck up |
| True. |
| I agree but then again it has me guessing was NVDA just that overvalued |
| I kinda feel like it's all over, volatility is dead-- today will slowly deflate and we just sink by less than half a percent each session until the new year. |
| Really after yesterday NVDA can't even go up 1% premarket? I'm surprised |
| If it’s good enough to screenshot and brag, it’s good enough to take profits |
| Location location location. The one I frequent for cheap snacks is always stocked on most things. I think only fresh fruit and bread is usually on the side. Wild considering I have to drive past it 5 days a week and it is always packed. \*shrug\* |
| Fucking dumping, oh fuck me!!! |
| These are not typical times young man. |
| BTC just died. People selling for christmas presents |
| The UK knocks your door down if you dare to say a man, that's pretending to be a woman, is a man.\n\nF' the UK. |
| So whats jokes are we saying during our thanksgiving dinner? |
| The true corn |
| Amazon calls when amzn hit $240, then $230 and at $220! |
| You meant by open |
| Gold is roaring back |
| How tf did we go from META being up to 5 points to 3 points down? |
| how dare you |
| Should have just killed them all of last season and ended it. |
| True. What a trio |
| 🤡 been pumping CAT all morning. Needs to calm down |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/RBRK/s/H2phZFWdxh |
| Quiet day typically. Theta gang gonna eat. |
| Send the the remaining 3k, I can turn that to 1500 eow for you |
| Red by close |
| Why pick one when you can be all 3 |
| Meta is a stage of Hell |
| It only popped overnight cuz I sold most of my calls for low yesterday |
| you r straight |
| Thanksgiving celebrates when the pilgrims got corn from the earth. Now the corn returns to the earth. Full circle |
| q’s trying real hard to piss me off , waits till tank . couldn’t have fallen when i was asleep 🗣️🗣️ |
| Tomorrow is thanksgiving, expect some profit-taking. |
| I may be coping, but theres no way that NVDA/AMD reaction to goog wasnt an overreaction |
| Bought $135 calls for June yesterday |
| I have been holding 10c for this Friday for weeks. I'll take whatever I can get. |
| Nice |
| Even if spx closes wekkly flat by Friday it'd be a huge move back |
| Lol, bots and/or real folk via alts, slamming me for trying to tell the few real people that CAT > NVDA |
| Everything looks like a cup and handle ☕️ |
| Took profit already on yesterday's morning dip. |
| Grok saved my marriage |
| Bull random 10% overnight 👀 |
| Surprised 🌽 is down this week. It was a staple of the Native Americans at the first Thanksgiving. |
| Bury charging people to read his thought so that he can use that money to buy puts - he is the ultimate 🏳️🌈🐻 |
| Would you rather be ghae, autistic or broke? |
| absolutely crazy gold goes on a streak every time I dont have calls. Talk about being unlucky AF |
| If only I hadn't gotten Call of Duty: World At War in 2008 and shoved it into NVIDIA... I'd be sitting on ~£40K. |
| UK based Nicholas' - 10 mins till your next Cuckening |
| Sold out at 637 yesterday, it was only a bounce; MACD still deep under-water. |
| This is solid advice |
| Philosophical |
| Dollar general - barely stocked shelves and nothing you need |
| spx hit the upper edge of its weekly em in 2 days, how crazy would it'd be if it hit the lower edge now by Friday? It hit both sides two weeks ago in 3 days on a slightly less larger em... |
| They want more dips lmao |
| Today’s post brought to you by - Gambling. You’re one all in from hitting it big. |
| I know you won't do it. But either don't trade today, or go small so you don't regret it and stab your uncle in the eye with the turkey baster tomorrow when he starts talking about politics |
| NVDA/PLTR shorts\nThese 2 shorts artists daily in news\n-First NVDA over valued - alarm\n-Then GOOG has competing NVDA chip - takes like 5-10 years and min vol 5 mil to get started\n-Now NVDA is Circle Financing?\nAll this in 3 days???? |
| [$NVDA](https://x.com/search?q=%24NVDA&src=cashtag_click) | Chinese Regulators Blocked Bytedance From Using Nvidia Chips In New Data Centers - The Information |
| bul r fuk, ber is fuk, everbody fuk panic sell everything and freak the fuck out\n\n- some regard in this thread every day |
| won't be by open |
| Poor folk chugging sauce this year, no turkey to be had |
| Cathie Wood bought GOOG yesterday. I’m thinking it’s over. |