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| Is Powell resigning bullish? |
| RIP Joe Rogan |
| First trade: -1.4k puts\n\nSecond trade: +1.2k calls\n\nThird trade: +750 puts\n\nTotal: +600\n\nThink I’m done for the day tbh. Don’t really have a good feeling rest of day so just gonna take what I can get before I lose it. |
| Bitcoin getting slaughtered and stocks aren’t even down much today it’s beautiful |
| Hood is such a piece of shit |
| These 1/16 150p on MSTR are up huge |
| MSTR and BMNR lmaoooooooooo |
| S$0$0N! |
| # My god there is no floor just short the bitch |
| its needs to be 8T though for us to make money. you see the issue now? |
| if u bought calls after a week of pumping u might be retarded |
| Same, but note you wouldn’t have been saying that in the beginning of the bull run this year. Just been the wrong to play options |
| U thought it will go straight up huh? |
| Goofball land today. None of this makes any sense. |
| SPY just waiting for NVDA to die too |
| yes |
| You should be grateful that you get to transfer wealth from your employer to your landlord! |
| I mean i gotta say as a developer i love AI supporting my work but i wouldn't be the programmer i am if it was possible when i started. |
| Fake money go down |
| its up to 20 times harder to mine and refine than gold, and the infra for the ops in Africa is falling apart, the operations in africa supplies 2/3 of the global demand |
| L $0 L! |
| Nvda chart makes me feel bullish 🤷 |
| Nvidia got the weight of the world on its shoulders |
| SPY just pass over those bags to those regards. |
| You got cooked with that entry price |
| Microstrategy fucked? |
| HOOD is fucking dead bro wtf |
| **MSTR TO THE EARTH CORE** |
| I am not all in I mentioned that, in fact I don't hold a position at all right now (although I did ride the upswing when they had promising xenotransplant results many months ago)\n\nagree about the injection vs pill aspect, but they have filings talking about pill form iirc. Main concern I have is that they will be scooped by other cd40 ligand like treatments + kidney transplants becoming rarer overall for the reasons I mentioned\n\nthe main upside imo is that someone like sanofi will buy them because the ceo has connections to them |
| Depends on expiration |
| is Costco going to keep dying forever? |
| Real bad day to be a Bitcoin bagholder |
| Institutions sold before open and retail bought the dip at open\n\nInstitutions r fuk |
| Bols really tought |
| MSTR below $160 and Corn at $85k.\n\nPretty sure their corn holdings are almost at parity with the price of bitcoin - now include debt service. DERP\n\nPuts ftw |
| You should also read it.. not just the headline. When their position is down 60% or more. When btc goes under 30k it becomes problematic for them. But it’s more about how long it stays down. If it keeps these levels until 2028 it’s also a problem. I’m no BTC bull by any means. But they don’t have to sell shit at all |
| Time to close out Nvidia calls? |
| Made a nice $950 this morning at open with calls. I am SO happy to be out of this market. (Today)\n\n\nI will be watching like a hawk though 🤣 |
| Yet* |
| SPY needs to fucking reverse and go back up dammit 🤬🤬 |
| Shorted META today...\n\n^(near the bottom) |
| Can’t have a Santa rally without the dump |
| I'm invested in Goodyear Tire solely because I like the blimp, and I am winning. + the financials are good too 😉 |
| MMs serving flats rest of day? |
| Maybe the real store of value was the friends we made along the way. |
| I agree, but also I mean it was like 3 heart surgeries and an insane amount of prescriptions, so I get the price, but yea, I would assume out of pocket it shouldn’t be higher than the low to mid 6 figures for all that, but how else would the chair of service get their 4th bonus and 3rd oversea vacation? |
| UNH straight down for no particular reason I guess. |
| So the only thing is… BTC isn’t real. |
| Alright, bought calls, you know what to do. (i bought puts just tryna trick ya) |
| VIX isn’t even in 20s |
| Was all an illusion |
| I'm telling you all to full port MU, this is financial advice |
| Today is a bad day.\n\nI don't like bad days. |
| russell nosediving |
| Closed mine out on that pump. Just about scraped out actually. Sitting out fir the rest of the day will evaluate close to eod. |
| don't make me buy bonds market! |
| https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQb6HVwDT0v8_j0qLbD7uufn_M3GXfpFfCdHUD5toBPpw&s=10 |
| Bulls trapped now |
| Stop fighting it and just let it fall off the cliff |
| Booorrrrrrring start to december |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Why? His term’s almost up anyway |
| Everyone. Hurry and buy puts. It will work out for you i promise |
| If my SPY calls aren’t printing because of the consequences of adding damn fake internet chuck e’ cheese coins to major indexes Im going to subscribe to r/buttcoin 😤 |
| For my next trick, I will try to catch the falling knife on MSTR |
| this will probably go down as my worst time trading of all time |
| We have to stop meeting like this META |
| Lot of stop losses bout to kick in on MSTR |
| Wen BTC $2.7K? |
| i was up 200% lol cant get greedy |
| I think we could all use a good -2000 point day. I think it will be cathartic |
| Fuck the MMs for burning calls. |
| I think we slow bleed today |
| I am in calls here. Wish me luck! |
| HOOD taking a dump, might buy some more. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5jkboft32m4g1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7baedf225f9bc7b0cc867861a4e98d23a7a8a97\n\nSpy don’t |
| I almost feel bad for people who got puts the last 15 mins... almost. |
| I bought the top 👋🏼 |
| yea never quit without one lined up or a lot of money saved up |
| He's resigning |
| https://preview.redd.it/38tiofs22m4g1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7211a633dca4bd5377f89c29fb0cf64087be61e |
| Many poor people will be hurt |
| Michael Saylor on suicide watch |
| They finally found all the buyers they could -75 pts flush inbound |
| Tom Lee literally created an entire generation of baby corn bag holders. |
| It's only 10:30 but that doesn't mean there's anything wrong with getting the blender out to whip up an extra strength Nasdaquiri to sip by the pool, you guys. |
| buy straddle...flat af... |
| The MAG 7 is responsible for 62.5% of my daily losses so far. Kinda interesting. Usually they don't correct all together. Only NVDA is bucking the trend. |
| damn my gains got fucking deleted |
| I don’t know what shape a K is and at this point I’m scared to ask |
| Well this is disgusting |
| Why is Tesler mag7 and not the far superior AVGO? |
| Wsb said buy mstr calls\n\nYup yup |
| Mstr going to be delisted |
| Rare instance of an intelligent person commenting on WSB. Best of luck. |
| Didn’t they just load up on cash so that exact thing doesn’t happen? |
| Not jail but with all the circular financing going on with nvidia and their investments I could see a good chunk of people out sizing his role/responsibility in the AI bubble.\n\nIt’s not like it’s his fault but he did play a bigger role than most in the hype. |
| I finally made some money on options. 1600 in slv and cashed out 4800.\n\nI'm hooked now. I'm going to end up being one of you degenerates |
| Buys calls dumps buys puts goes up |
| Lord willing |
| Foolish bol think QE is bollish in this environment |
| Who else bought the top of NDX?! 🤪 |
| MSTR do not fukin get me a margin call lol |
| The Jets are good for one thing and one thing only.\n\nMCD gives out free Big Macs the day after they play. |
| if JPOW resigns, he should raise rates as one last "fuck you" to 🥭. |
| Turns out the Strategy was to go bankrupt. |
| I’m assuming Powell’s comments at 8pm are going to be nothingburger |
| MSTR puts +300% today\nTotal return +5%\n\nNailed it! |
| HOOD casually down 6% |
| Somebody in here said massive bull flag on SPY mere seconds before the lowest price for puts was up for grabs and they went up 60% |
| looks like somebodys got a case of the mondays |
| AHHHHHH ITS OVER WE ALL GONNA DIE |
| calls. |
| Make a ban bet |
| Well bol, at least you can say you tried. |
Buddy, one quick google.  MicroStrategy Admits a Bitcoin Sale Is Possible—Here’s When MicroStrategy CEO Phong Le reveals a hidden Bitcoin-sale trigger tied to mNAV and liquidity stress. A shift from “never sell” stance? beincrypto.com |
| WALL STREET BETS - CEOS OF QUANTUM COMPUTING SCAM COMPANIES HAVE BEEN PUMPING THEIR STOCK ON CNBC AND X THEN DUMPING STOCK ONTO RETAIL INVESTORS - SHORT THESE BULLSHIT FUCKS TO THE GROUND!!!! |
| What if corn is actually kil? |
| it'll be over 9000 |
| ✋ |
| RDDT 300 EOY |
| buy the dip!!! fuck the fed/boj!!! why don’t we create our own WSBank!? |
| If that happens I will buy calls. This is the one stock I am okay with diamond-handing. Neutron will launch eventually |
| Colin McRae not producing too much new material these days |
| Mstr’s presentation to msft on why they should buy 🌽 is actually hilarious |
| How's that goin for ya ? 😂 |
| Saylor is the new Cathie Wood...started feeling himself way too much |
| Don’t wait for this trade just apply to Wendy’s now you won’t regret it |
| would have done better staying asleep lmfao |
| Tell your mom to close her legs. |
| Michael Saylor behind Wendy's |
| If you think it could replace Tacrolimus I got some news for you. Hope you are not all in. Even If it does get approval, which is possible but not guaranteed, it will only barely make a scratch. Tacrolimus is a tablet, Tegoprubart an injection. Many patients will choose the tablet, even with statistically fewer Side effects. Especially when although in Phase 2 considered non inferior, it still 22% compared to 17% of rejection odds.\n\nI would bet anything on that company. The chance of the rejection being statistically worse in Phase 3 with more data is very high |
| And now it goes back up |
| So fucking due |
| My boy BABA |
| When Powell resigns spy will be dead |
| You just made that up |
| I see a lot of bears sitting in subway cars everyday with their cart of Wendy's trash |
| Generational Theta day. |
| Limonade is a pretty fun new name for limeaid |
| Resigning |
| The end of green for bears approaching |
| Bye Bye Spy ✌🏼 |
| Oof |
| Smells like V in here |
| glad someone got the reference |
| See you behind the dumpster later. |
| Why Powell speaks at 8? Any anticipation? He resigns? |
| I want this meta pump so my 660 calls this week are safe |
| Puts? You're bad with money and safety. |
| QUICK BUY THE TOP |
| It's gotten to the point where if I Iook at an item on amazon app twice even in the same day the price has gone up. |
| I'm a huge RKLB bull, avg cost is 4.35 and held all the way up to 74 and now back down to 40. \n\nI think this shit is going to 20. Not an ounce of support to be found and the bulls are all out of cash. |
| "investors" don't like Michael Saylors new "strategy" of selling their stock to buy USD 😁 |
| MSTR is shitting it’s absolute brains out. |
| MSTR up 4% all time haha |
| RDDT please hold this for once |
| is $MSTR bottom just bankruptcy? |
| 🎶 safelite repair, safelite replace 🎶 |
| My bad for buying calls guys |
| DIE, SPY! 🔪🩸 |
| I mean... it could be worse? |
| Get Redy for the fuckening pt 2. Electric boogaloo |
| I think I might cut my loss with MSTR atleast it will help against my tax 😭 |
| Current tech bull thesis is “trust me bro” |
| Ultron Bear ah |
| But this week bear win |
| how can ber still be after this summer and fall |
| these random 30c pumps out the blue fn kill me |
| damn, extra damn. |
| ya'll think im joking.\n\nMSTR going out of business. |
| Let me know when your port is cooked by EOD thanks |
| MSTR probably gonna have to sell some BTC, load up on puts lol |
| HOOD, you fuck. Get your shit together |
| What’s the news this week? |
| I thought about it. Glad I doubled down on my calls instead of selling them and buying puts |
| Hola |
| i had stringggsss but nowww…. i’m freeeeee🐻 there are nooo strings on me |
| Jeezus market putting MSTR bulls in the grave. |
| Getting worried yet? |
| for $SPY the VWAP and SMA look like the walls right now, along with the price level $680. This is going to be an interesting day |
| Mmm SPY wtf are you doing. Go UP. Not down you stupid POS. |
| Bears giving you financial advice whilst fighting with rats over a half eaten bagel in an abandoned subway tunnel |
| I know what you are thinking, don’t do it lil bro |
| not all in but grabbed some $680p odte for fun at the top |
| Bers thinking vwap touch is their big break xD\n\nGUYS ONCE 680 BREAKS WE GO TO ZERO\~\n\n\*SPY to 682 in 30 min |
| i'm short. basically, i figure with shitty pmi, powell speaking, this is a risk off day at best. no pump. and i really wanted to go long, but i just feel like going long rn will smack you right the fuck back down and humble you for "buying the top" ... sorry bulls\n\n \nedit: less confident rn. didn't realize GAYVIDEA was having a "LIVE EVENT" ... commence PUMP |
| Stocks… please go back up to green now |
| Just let SPY take a dump bro. It’s looking hella constipated |
| Just plummet already |
| MSTR 😂 |
| MSTR puts were so obvious, that I didn't do them. |
| Did Burry just saved my puts? |
| This bear market of 10:00AM - 10:20 AM is torture bros when does it start only going back up again? |
| Nobody in this meeting has any idea I was staring at my phone telling me I was down $6k before it started |
| What is u doin Meta |
| Glad I kept my NVDA calls |
| Rug pull |
| MSTR 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Today is such a good day\n\nI'm somehow green while the market is red\n\nAnd mstr is just eating shit |
| I'll inform the press |
| Its only been an hour and I feel we have much more up to go. |
| Go back to playing Dungeons and Dragons & crying about how life isn’t fair 😂 |
| Seems like WSB comments on NVDA have just been recycled for the last year...speaking of circle jerks. |
| Ruh Roh raggy spy eating itself but Nvidia is still up |
| remember, tobey maguire "likes destroying lives" |
| Breaking news: CEO replaced with Ai |
| Sold GOOG again at 318.1 (cost 314.5) and took profit, 😆 |
| how low can SPY go today? |
| bears will be liquidity next week |
| I am joining your sacrifice. |
| This guy posted on both subs should be counted as a repost? |
| high volume on selling 6750p and 6745p you should be fine unless some bad news happen |
| That's a winning portfolio right there son! |
| Who went all in puts this morning? |
| The job market is absolute trash right now and I can’t for the life of me quit my job |
| Winter really just decided to say "Fuck it, I'm here early". It's really cold out and we got like 6 inches of snow over the weekend. |
| Gld going back up to 690 ? What yall range EOW |
| Would love to see corn plunge to $50k right about now |
| Any PFE bros in here? |
| I have no hands and I must raise |
| Lools dumpy as all hell |
| There are no good moves to make are there |
| No Santa this year? |
| Corn has no intrinsic value and uses immense resources to move around 1s and 0s. Puts on MSTR. |
| Not selling covered calls on NVDA until after tomorrow's investor event thing just in case it goes to the moon |
| Wsb said mstr puts was retarded\n\nYup |
| Doesn't matter either way. If it falls, I make money, if it rises I make money. My shares are up $700 and my put's down $380. Max loss on the put is $1386. Cost basis on the shares is 209. RDDT can do whatever and I'm fine. |
| How many crashes you projecting? |
| i had stringggsss but nowww…. i’m freeeeee🐻 there are nooo strings on me |
| # it’s been so long since SPY has been green I don’t even remember what it’s like |
| What time does Jpeezy speak? |
| I raised my dick instead |
| FISV washed clean by now. The buying will probably start |
| I like the way you’re talking to me |
| Damn can’t believe Joe Biden did this |
| FYI I have SPY strangles, so it will be flat this week. |
| Pete drank all the beer so it wasn't all that much of a kegger |
| Can’t wait for MSFT to get the GOOG treatment and randomly spike 20+% in a 3 day timespan |
| Look how they massacred my googl boi! |
| Omg if it’s gonna tank just tank rather than this dead cat bounce shit |
| Short $RGTI !!! |
| MRVL calls |
| Thats so fucking toxic\n\nWhats the mechanics here? That chart looks disgusting |
| Just flush spy i know you want to |
| burry would buy tsla 100 p 6/2026 and then complain when he sells them for a 99% loss. and then make another blog. |
| Nope. Those are 20 year old children . Perma bears are not that stupid. Look at the age of my account if you doubt me |
| https://preview.redd.it/obddz1xt0m4g1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1edc568ab59750f15dc6ce31d38d2bbfecd98b8\n\nI lost 60% of the principal in this falling red column trend. |
| Boeing calls - mid summer ☀️ |
| Not worth it to check the market today. Volume through the floor. All moves are fake |
| where all my short MSTR bros at? |
| Im one of the very few people in America that can say buying a brand new Ducati Panigale v4 a few months ago would have been a better and safer financial decision than "investing" in the stock market. Imagine if I had taken my gains and had a Ducati Panigale right now shining in my driveway instead of a port full of ratshit expired OTM puts. |
| My port is green today. The powers that be have scheduled a Jerome Powell speaking engagement as a response. |
| 2030s burrito BNPL payment |
| Genuinely what the fuck is HOOD doing |
| Oh your right didn’t even pay attention to the time |
| 2030s: cardboard box |
| First bear trap of 3 today, next one at 682 |
| Its even worse a year ago. Its almost 60% plus |
| MM’s don’t want anyone to make any money anymore 🤷🏾♂️ |
| I remember seeing people saying they’re remortgaging their houses to buy stock 😂😂 |
| at 8pm tho |
| Got my popcorn ready |
| A lot of PLTRds gunna learn that just because Tesla has a dumb valuation doesn’t mean PLTR will forever. One company provides electric vehicles that investors can also enjoy. The other company is literally spying on them. |
| Back in the game for the first time since getting blown up in January.\n\nImmediately bought 1DTE spy calls. 💯 |
| So far |
| 58% for 1 year 😀 |
| Raise your hand if you are not not a bot |
| Not with current admin and environment. But I think at some point several years down the road there will be legal challenges.\n\nIt will be shown that dynamic pricing will begin to correlate strongly with gender, race, economic status, education, occupation, etc. |
| okay now nvda its googles turn please |
| I’m getting absolutely prone boned today. My portfolio is not doing well either. |
| I challenge this statistic. Numbers I have seen are 6.2% |
| Sorry babe, we lost the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. \n\n\n2000s: House \n2010s: Mortgage \n2020s: Monthly rent payment 🤡 |
| Exit liquidity bulls lubing up their gaped b-holes |
| I have managed to get some good deals but it is tough. It feels like so much effort. |
| lmao, too much of my port indirectly depends on crypto. I'mma need another government to make it legal tender so we can start pumping again. thanks |
| Isn't Santa Rally that new motorsports game for PS5 with Colin McRae and Sebastian Loeb? |
| Oh fuck I forgot Powell speaks today |
| Every time SPY tries to pump it just gets slapped right back down |
| Yes? |
| 0.3% down lmao and wsb speaking about Great Depression (TM).\n\nwhen the actual depression/crash hits, its going to catch a lot of people off guard. |
| One of those rare days when the market is in the red and I'm somehow green |
| I had strings… but now i’m free🐻 |
| No one talks about cucket labs any more |
| what happened to the morning buyers |
| dump it REEEEEE |
| 40k OI on RUN puts expiring 9/18/26 🤔 |
| Holy fuck\n\nMstr is down 46% ytd\n\nTHATS DISGUSTINNNNNNNG |
| Sister fucker |
| Made $208 profit today on spy. Please lord give me the strength to not open Webull again till tmr. |
| I’m seeing some telling red candles on the 5 min chart… 👀 |
| Massive bull flag on SPY right now - last chance to buy calls and double your money |
| You were pretty much right for this morning, but ofc I had no day trades when I was about to buy 😐 |
| well, now i'm charging you more. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 696.466584 before 06-Dec-2025 10:10 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Can I buy a list of crypto bros? I need some mullets to call on....easy marks |
| My puts are printing |
| Honestly would be kinda funny if it just dropped its pants and cock slapped us tho |
| Did Burry just try to bury TSLA? Deserves it though |
| Every time bots start mocking bers market lose momentum. too suss |
| Oversold |
| Dynamic pricing can go fuck itself. Shit is wild. |
| When will TSLA meme stock dump? |
| \n\n!banbet SPY -2.3% 5d |
| looool no they arent you duffus you know.math |
| MSTRds LMAO |
| "that's for you to figure out" His problem for taking financial advice from a WSB shit poster..poor man |
| It won't go down my puts arent worthless yet. |
| $5,000 Balance\n\nTrade Futures OR Options? |
| You already have a bet going - MSTR to 150.0 before 12-Dec-2025 08:18 AM -05 |
| https://preview.redd.it/yib2tuhyzl4g1.jpeg?width=569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b5b1dd35169b519660b66f7857890356e993779\n\nThis setup is what I like to call “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” It’s 0dte Calls today boys! |
| !banbet |
| that dow spike pretty obnoxious |
| Incredible that manufacturing everywhere is getting absolutely hammered. US, china, Japan, EU all fuk |
| My 435 weekly c is happy rn |
| Reddit picked that for Phoenix |
| When will my NBIS go back up |
| Anyone playing or thoughts on $MDB? |
| SHOP!!\n\n→ Merchants total Black Friday sales were $6.2 billion, up 25% YoY\n\nhttps://x.com/tobi/status/1994767758392009124?s=20\n\nI doubled down on SHOP a little over 6 months ago on a long hold and doubled my position again since then. It’s up almost 60% for me in that time period. |
| Is my portfolio eating shit? Yes. Is MSTR eating shit? Also yes. I consider this a win. |
| Softbank's Son : "I was crying to unload NVDA." |
| Permanent Bears will be like SEE I TOLD YOU and then you login and SPY is down .30% |
| “There are three ways of making money *in this business:* be *smarter*, be *first* or *cheat*."\n\nBoys, looks like I'll be cheating |
| Keep pumping nvidia bulls |
| Bols and bers thought! Unfortunately Theta knew and they will be back with a vengeance |
| Any thoughts on $MDB? |
| why spy sad? |
| I trimmed my RDDT position at 190 so we could moon bois 🫡 |
| Santa rally? Did yall forget what color Santa’s sleigh is?? |
| $$ |
| There are few that know their game, mostly they are no longer active like Nassim Nicholas Taleb - the remaining couldn't call a market swing or change of sentiment, if it fucked them in the ass. |
| Hell yeah, keep buttering my muffin bol. |
| !Remindme 1 year\n\nNormies aren't where the money's at. |
| real shi🥹 |
| Silly bol got trapped again |
| MSTR |
| Oh Forest |
| sell them to me |
| CRWV green is a joke, it is such a turd |
| kudos on the 25 min pump this morning |
| RDDT bol |
| MY PORT IS PORTING |
| Why? |
| I care because I want it to go to zero, but yes correct |
| RDDT going to 300\n\nI’m the biggest fool for not buying it at the 180 dip |
| BA always with the strong open then limp dick all the way back down shortly after. |
| Koala ber can’t eat eucalyptus unless they eat their mom’s 💩first. |
| This is the second time in the last four trading days wherein my biggest gainers on the day are Reddit and Build a Bear. I am starting to think they're correlated. |
| but also fuck your calls it looks like lol |
| Great! Lmao all your tickets are red 😂🤣 |
| Bers back to ur hole, see you guys next sell the news event! |
| DECOUPLE THE CORN |
| TSLA GREEN the dip is OVER\n\n BUY BUY BUY |
| ber |
| You're good, better to take profit when you can. I bought Friday at close and up 20% no huge gains you're missing |
| The grasp on causality here, or lack thereof, is depressing. \n\nHowever, not so depressing when I think about this being who im playing poker against. |
| Somebody didn't get invited to the kegger |
| ANY TESLA CALLS HOLDERS IN HERE ?!?🥹🤪🤪🤪 |
| My uncle texted me asking if he should sell his BTC, what should I respond with? |
| Picked up some GOOGL calls, this thing is going to finish green |
| Fuck your puts |
| Tesla squeezing |
| SPY and QQQ coming off back to back to back to back 1% days, of course everyone is going to be non stop buying the tiniest dip |
| Honestly, I would do the holiday boycott if I didn't have kids and a complicated family situation. But I am trying to be more mindful with my spending, which is really fucking hard. And frankly, I think half the reason Black Friday did well was because of panic shoppers like me who feel like they have to over-compemsate this holiday. That isn't a good thing. |
| JPOW could commit the ultimate troll move of raising rates and restoring quantitative tightening. |
| I took Jensen to my penthouse and I freaked him |
| June |
| I have a Spelling Bee coming up. How do i spell retard? |
| Feel like Black Friday sales are hidden treasures anymore. None of the things I want have actually changed their price. You probably have to dig for any good deals now. |
| How are you doing? 🤣 |
| What’s the stock ticker for banks |
| 8pm Eastern |
| TE to 10. \n\nThen 15. \n\nThen maybe even 20 if it's feeling cute. |
| Netflix is a dog, when Nasdaq pumps it will do the opposite and erase all gains |
| It’s time for Russell to go on a generational run |
| The beatings will stop since morale improved. |
| Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Bankrupt. |
| right is not the same as profitable |
| I waited for pump to buy 1dte puts. At least you made money. I prob won't |
| I'm still not sure what you're actually trying to say. I don't follow all of the meme stock mythology, so I don't have that background to understand what you're leaving unsaid.\n\nThe graph shows the initial pump years ago, followed by a long, gradual return to (relative) normalcy - interspaced by a bunch of other, increasingly smaller pumps as interest waned.\n\nIt's exactly what you would expect from a weak stock that is repeatedly experiencing pump and dump activity. |
| Are we just fully locked in at 681 on SPY? |
| Yes it was affectionate |
| Saw a video ad for investing in gold on X, do with this information what you will |
| **- Monday** is pump NVDA day \n \n**- Tuesday:** Apple day \n \n**- Wednesday:** Banks \n \n**- Thursday:** Google \n \n**- Friday:** MSFT\n\nOh and every day is a TSLA day. TSLA doesn't care about your fundamentals. |
| #USA ISM Manufacturing Employment For November 44.0 Vs 46.0 Prior |
| BTC still got the sharts. |
| While you were reading Burry doomer pron, I was buying the dip. |
| Guys, I have not and will not be buying puts today due to lack of funds. Im afraid Im not there to prop the market today, trade accordingly. |
| Can I roll my banbet into next week? |
| It’s the same as buying at the top. I don’t think you know what you are doing. I’d rather sell call credit spreads at this level but whatever floats your degenerate brain. |
| Rddt is unstoppable |
| June or Jan? |
| Is it??? |
| Knowing is half the battle 🗡️🛡️ |
| what is it |
| Quantum stocks ($9 Billion market cap companies) with barely any revenue and hundreds of millions in cash burn - best short opportunities in the market $RGTI $IONQ $QBTS |
| You think he doesn’t want to screw 🥭 |
| SPX gamma moved up over the weekend along with red futures. \n\nWe moved down and tested the flip point by open. Bounced up with buying (expected), and re-crossed the flip at 6815. I bought calls at that confirmation.\n\nNow, solidly back in positive gamma, we'll consolidate for awhile and grind up towards 6850 EOD. |
| Bulls what happened to the momentum |
| just realized im bagholding NVDA at 185 😭😭😭 \nsoon baby |
| hope soo |
| Okay boys we’ve gone from 500 to 9k in less than 2 weeks. To be frank the 500 was made from 200k … which was made through eMpLoYmEnT, but hey that’s still an 18x return and if I can do it again that’s 300k+ in another 2 weeks, a true regarded comeback… |
| I’m in puts too |
| Nvidia this is the last time you’re allowed to be sub 180 before this bubble bursts, ok? Fantastic |
| Just bullsjit |
| 685 0dte here 411 cons |
| Buy Adobe |
| Dilution is always a good move. |
| Are wee looking at the same chart? I see no buying of SPY. They are likely being margin called. |
| Still wild to me that that can happen. I really need to move to global broad market index funds, possibly even in different currencies. And gold. |
| The rug on silver and gold will be epic, right?? |
| RDDT 200\n\nWait, we are past that.\n\nRDDT 300! |
| You heard of the song Golden? |
| I have 20k June calls 210 idk what to do either |
| If you listen closely... you can hear JPow turning the printer on |
| Burry going after Tesler now....he might actually be right about that one, lol |
| Looks like the GTLB earnings play already started. |
| No way meta goes positive today. |
| You thought burry would lead you to the promised land instead of mr leather jacket? |
| They just had a new deal |
| hey OP i bought 4 12/19 calls 3 months ago and woke up to a 91,000% gain lol |
| Nvdia goat status |
| Hard to feel bad for bears when they’re this fucking stupid lol |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 190.95648 before 03-Dec-2025 08:21 AM -05 |
| Bought an extra NVDA 175 call. Should I trim here or wait for an extra green day? I do plan on holding my core calls \n\n175 Jan 16 |
| !banbet |
| Just another Monday |
| regard |
| Full port SLV ..cba |
| Holyy ur obssesed with me 🤣 idk u lil bro, if u just want an autograph or sumn lmk |
| $NET will make you rich |
| You ok? |
| Sybau my calls are still green\n\n\nGo cry in the corner |
| What Saylor and MSTR announced today is actually smart from a corporate treasury management perspective.\n\nMost of you simps just dont understand. |
| You better sell that shit quick once in profit |
| Pete Hegseth is a fuck'n douche |
| Opened $683 odte. Now we go up! |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/CUbuffGuy** bet **SPY** goes from **680.81** to **696.47** before **06-Dec-2025 10:10 AM EST**\n\nTheir record is 22 wins and 35 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| Damn sold NVDA too soon. Bought at the open dip damn near bottom and sold as soon as it went green. That is what I deserve for having bitch hands. |
| !banbet SPY +2.3% 5d |
| Instead of giving you presents, Santa’s going to climb down your chimney to fuck your mom. |
| This generational dip has lasted long enough. SPY 682 now please |
| Why do we care at all about Bitcoin? It’s just a Ponzi scheme |
| Shocker no screenshots 😂😂 |
| Something isn’t right\n\nYields are up huge but shiny rock is up YUGE |
| so fucked up doesn’t even know what sub they’re on |
| Only for you |
| Fuck you spy why do you play with my heart |
| Jensen has sold next to no NVDA shares relative to his total holdings, lol. He could continue selling at this rate every year for the rest of his life and wouldn't even come close to liquidating his holdings |
| Why unc 🥀 why platinum out of all the metals |
| Actually real |
| OMGZ WHY IS $NVDA GOING UP I THOUGHT TPU WAS GOING TO DEMOLISH THEM |
| Jenny fuck me!\n\nIs NVDA green! |
| Out there in this vast universe, there is someone who dumped NVDA to FOMO into Google at $325 |
| Nvda bears lul |
| Fuck it, Oew straddle |
| looks like a pretty shitty V. |
| this weeks going to be bearish isnt it? |
| I'm sure there should be some WSB guys who YOLO'd into 6770 puts at the open 🙂 |
| Crypto bros all selling at a massive loss and buying SPY to make their money back |
| I'm still holding -- this whole thing is scam. People are broke, AI is a fraud, our government is spiraling deeper and deeper into debt.\n\n\nI might be early, but im not wrong. |
| Fuck those TPUs |
| This year has been extremely eye opening as to how the big boys are actually trash at trading, put any of them in a common man's shoes without insider info, order flow and information to abuse and a modest starting capital and they would lose it quicker than you regards lmao. Absolute garbage even with a Wall Street Skynet they still cant make any money without just shitting their pants, flipping over the table and crying screaming that they won and getting bailed out by the government. Its actually been a masterclass in pathetic behavior. |
| Bout u yen carry deez nuts in yo mouth |
| Potentially both a bol and ber trap. Stay tuned to find out which one! |
| Jensen out here showing who really runs this market |
| One of these days I’m gonna blow the port on these option plays at open..\n\nToday is not that day |
| Not a native English speaker or just ghey? |
| The biggest Ponzi scheme in history. |
| Idc if u dont believe me or abt internet points retard, stop projecting ur shitty red port on me fanboy |
| Shopify and google ai servers down. Pamp it while the algos are down |
| Guys, how come a ber just jumped off my office building? |
| Probably in the next hour or so |
| We already did, that's where everyone bought the dip and doubled their money on 0DTE SPX calls |
| Tesla pumping on worse sales numbers. Classic |
| Scynexis (SCYX) is another example. For you regards, it has an FDA drug to treat resistant vaginal fungus. GSK is going to commercialize their drug between 12 to 18 months and Scynexis is gonna get a butt load of cash to buy tendies. It is a very risky stock and is trading bellow it's intrinsic value of $1.15 per share. With biotech things make less sense. Sometimes you just have to buy and forget if you believe in the management and the pipeline. Having big man balls also helps! |
| SPY be like “Maybe todays a fun day to drop down and find where support is”. It’s drop-curious at least |
| If you invested in $BAC 17 years ago you’d just now be breaking even. Boomers are happy about this one. |
| buying more puts here, good luck everyone |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| At the last company I worked at they didn’t document anything in my department. It was frustrating to learn the stuff but I continued the tradition and didn’t document anything. The people who take over my stuff will face the same torment. |
| We hitting 678 today |
| yes 🙂 |
| Keep an eye on it today for a quick scalp.\n\nit wants to jump |
| it didn't disappoint today either! |
| MELTING UP |
| Wait till you see what the Japanese zombie co's do when BOJ hike rates! |
| Im buying puts cuz someone has to. |
| Spy dumping nvda pumping why can’t every day be like this |
| we had a bear trap.\n\nnow onto Bol trap. \n\nnext on schedule\n\nbear trap |
| Bought 180 shares PLTM @ 16.21 |
| 690 |
| Boldilocks and the 3 bers |
| Black Friday deals weren't really impressive when you consider the discounts were applied on high prices due to inflation |
| ya, def |
| Yes, daddy needs christmas monies |
| 685 today easily |
| All around! |
| https://preview.redd.it/ergfisqqyl4g1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25de0976400f443f15505e785e5bc247bde488cf |
| When is the time to sell Nvidia? I think Google will growth for a long time |
| Go gold go! |
| Leather jacket man always delivers |
| WTF DRAGON DILDO |
| They will slow bleed google and pump back up NVDA |
| come on TSLA pumpppppppp |
| Nani!?? But what about the yen carry trade??? |
| yes |
| Like who genuinely takes these fucking people seriously |
| No |
| Post a screenshot of your buys under $180! Or are you just looking for internet points trying to act like you got money? \n\nIf you bought more than 5 shares under $180 ill eat my hat \n\n!banbet /u/gratatataidiot bought 2 shares |
| Guys its not dumping |
| SPY 686 |
| Supposedly inventory turnover is down 1%\n\nIt’s all inflation |
| Nvda will be back to all time highs before Christmas |
| Too many wins |
| LMFAO |
| Omg up or down?????? |
| **SOLD**! My guy, you need to check your eyesight! We don't buy (unless it's a hedge). Theta gang only sells! 🤣 Buying is for WSB! |
| u/Pazzaaaaaa\n\n>BREAKING: YEN CARRY TRADE UNWIND CANCELLED\n\nEven if it did unwind, did everyone forget what happened last time?\n\nIt created insane buying opportunities and a vicious V to new highs.\n\nLeveraged degens create short term swings. Long term flows dictate the real movement. |
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| HOOD going to 0 😩 |
| easiy 180 nvidia today |
| Lmaooo this game is too easy wtf calls on any dip |
| Puts or calls boys |
| When will it go to 180+? I’m thinking about selling stock. It’s been flat since August |
| It's valid to critique the DD but you have to be pretty stupid to value the DD purely by how unconcise it can be |
| If Jensen could have a morning pump segment on CNBC every day from now until 12/19, that would be great. |
| Anybody follow my advice to straddle SPY 680 at open. If you sold the calls on that mini V you would have killed it. Now the put.... |
| Should I sell my nvdia calls |
| why? |
| Bought more calls on that GOOGL dip, free money once it pumps way up |
| https://preview.redd.it/ss2kgexiyl4g1.jpeg?width=2736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab074e88565af46776ab8e410c02a750da1acf7d\n\nAn actual slide from MSTR earnings call. LMAO |
| Just dump already. |
| Well but how is having 300k+ a struggle? A lot of people live paycheck to paycheck and in debt, that's struggle. |
| Did you really use gpt to type this up |
| How is the consumer supposed to be "weak" based on all this Black Friday data? |
| Fellas is it gay to own buttcorn? |
| SHOULD I SELL AND GET OUT |
| Damn they really\n\n\n>!let you put anything in here!< |
| shiny yellow rock |
| Only options no shares |
| ISM lower than expected + 5% rate cuts propabilities. |
| They just bought more Bitcoin at 89k a coin |
| Daily Confirmation Bias Discussion Thread |
| #$META $700 EOW |
| I made my 22% on 0dtes for the day, I'm done trading and get to watch the rest of you regards |
| Last call for nvda below $180 |
| Not in this market |
| It sure as hell is working well today! |
| NVDA 200 when? |
| I cannot stand this Sarah bitch on CNBC |
| I don’t think I’ve ever seen the market do ANYTHING without crying about manipulation lol I think it’s time to consider that we’re just a whiny people here in this sub |
| And in bear hunters mouth |
| Donald Trump hates you, you, and you! |
| i hope you all get a bol trap |
| We're being haunted by the ghosts of markets past. \n\nTonight you will visited by 3 bears 🐻🐨🐻❄️ |
| Corn drill to $80k I want a BMW M3 |
| Was that the wrong place to buy 0DTE calls? |
| Today is the beginning of the end of $MSTR. Saylor was forced to sell stock not to buy Bitcoin, but to buy U.S. dollars merely to fund MSTR's interest and dividend obligations. The stock is broken. The business model is a fraud, and @Saylor is the biggest con man on Wall Street. - Peter Schiff |
| Lmao bol actually thought. |
| Dont project on me ber, go back to losing money |
| A couple of Biggie bags @ Wendy’s? |
| I am 3/3 on earnings. I have one setup for today |
| MY GAINS |
| My heavy long positions on GOOG and NVDA are not looking bad, actually. |
| They need to just stick with their faggy art. |
| I'm starting to think I'm not made for this trading stuff |
| Have you heard the good news?\n\nRDDT has risen |
| Soon Powell will be sent out to tell everybody is ok, he’s gonna say how jobs are shit, and he need to cut in order to fix everything. Everybody knows all he cares about is to provide liquidity for the liquidy junkies. Bitcoin is gonna crash and nobody is happy. |
| bought googl puts at open the sold near $315 and bought calls which I already sold. This market is too shaky |
| Was that the morning V? Whoops |
| Either all these words and verbiage are entirely made up, or corporations were actively attempting to slow down their entire operations by being stupid AF. I refuse to believe supply chains can be tweaked that much when they all rely on humans. Also, wtf is a "digital twin." They hype it but do not explain in their AI generated fluff what it actually is. |
| Have you heard of this ultra shorted gaming retail company? |
| Shorted RH at close on Wednesday before thanksgiving. Forgot about Friday. Sold at open this morning for 88.6% gain. Done for the day within 4 seconds lol |
| Some of you really need to zoom out from that 30 second chart\n\nThats crack |
| Spy 684 0dte calls |
| The usual pump and dump. |
| # You keep postponing the inevitable\n\n# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ |
| Green days are fewer and far between |
| Still one of the top ten largest assets by market cap. Would cause serious damage if it collapsed |
| I've got a fevah... and the prescription is... more sleigh bells baby |
| PFE solid green on Pharma tariff news |
| GOOG 330 EOW??? |
| Ghey bers dancing on Sunday night, Bulls with fat cocks fucking on Monday morning |
| A DWP doesn't require a separate memo unless you have a very peculiar judge. |
| What the fuck is happening to HOOD |
| Is this is a typo for KFC? I get a bucket every day off thank you very much. It’s never to late for the Colonel |
| any cheap plays for like $50-75 |
| he meant XOM |
| Lmfaoooo someone please tell corn that the crash is over |
| Rip sweet king |
| Netflix and nvda keeping my port semi not red |
| buyers out of powder |
| A fun way to spot bot accounts is to go to the previous thread and see whose still posting, usually shilling some stock oblivious to the fact that everyone else has moved on. |
| fuck you pay me |
| Bought calls at the top boys, you're welcome |
| Do we see green in the very near next hour future or should I just sell now |
| My port is still red. Anyone have some un-fucking ointment? |
| I swear to God there is an entire hedge fund waiting on me to buy so they can sell |
| Buddy, tech giants and hyperscalers aren't even breaking a sweat lmao. Nvidia's clients are generating $50B+ in net income annually.\n\nThe margins are high because there are no viable alternatives. |
| An Ursine. Which sounds a lot like urine |
| Look what you did retard |
| I need a black swan |
| dont worry it's going straight down to 150 |
| Japan had very low interest rate. Everyone borrowed to invest in US bonds and even stocks. It was basically free money. Now they are hiking interest rate so japanese institutional money is pulling out of US |
| Good luck, hope you'll hit that green candle |
| Yes indeed….but it’s annoying cause they technically could easily get inflation down to target without the dual mandate of maximum employment. Something feels off recently. Could just be seasonal affective disorder but I feel like something interesting will happen this month |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/justlosinmoney made a bet that NVDA would go to 200.0 within **1 week** when it was 179.139 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 25 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) | [**⚔**](https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCave/) |
| MSTR puts have been consistently printing for weeks now. Call it MSTR consistent 😎 |
| V |
| Holding my 6k SBSW shares at $4.50 |
| Bol never learn the first move is fake |
| GAME STORE LETS RUN |
| 🎅 < ( This time, it's personal ) |
| People who fomo into buying call will cried in 20 mins about the market being manipulated |
| Lmaooooo if you’re not buying calls here you legitimately hate money |
| #WHAT THE FUCK IS A BEAR 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ |
| Spy pumped like 6% last week and had a 15 minute -0.5% pullback and we are calling for the end of the world |
| It's a new Indo-Japanese restaurant. |
| 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭: Guggenheim reiterates Buy, raises 𝐏𝐓 𝐭𝐨 $𝟑𝟕𝟓 |
| Be feeling rigged sometimes |
| ^(gamestore) |
| we spent 2 weeks consolidating |
| $META GREEN DILDO TO FUCK THE BERS |
| I’m sorry for your loss brother |
| My NVDA long is doing so far so good, cost from 177 to 180.6 😆 |
| Come on NVDA, 185 is all I need, I’m not greedy. |
| santa owns 18% of nvda, so if the market doesnt rally for the next three weeks the elves dont get paid |
| Markets can go down and up? |
| This shit is pumping so hard it’s\nMaxing the rsi out |
| Guess who paperhanded Nvidia at 177 for breakeven today... |
| BW a steal this morning, Holiday Gift. Soon they will be seeing revenue from the contract they inked with APLD. |
| GOOGL GREEN NOON |
| Rip. There's still time |
| \*pop\*\n\nwhere bubble. |
| More fraud. Love it ❤️ |
| More where that came from. |
| wtf is yen curry trade? |
| When do you start your position at Wendy’s? |
| Is that a fire penguin? Sweet |
| At this rate Fama is going to come up with a new 6 factor model where 6th beta is against btc |
| US ISM MFG. EMPLOYMENT INDEX ACTUAL 44 (FORECAST -, PREVIOUS 46.0) $MACRO\n\nAny day now manufacturing will come back, I swear! |
| Best entry you're going to get on SPY and QQQ for the rest of the year right now |
| Most of today's data releases came in bearish buoyos |
| You too, bro. |
| Lmfao, calls at open were always the play\n\nFlipped my 0DTE’s for +150%.\n\nKeeping some 685c weeklies for the fun of it. Bears fukd |
| Santa trapped the 🐻 |
| The feds about to buy so much stock bers head will fall off from spinning. |
| I was just thinking about that guy |
| As long as scamvana is still pumping you know in which market we are |
| Many people in here have a long history of being overly dramatic and it shows. |
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| I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed. |
| Pee is stored in the balls |
| !p XON |
| When nvda -10% day? |
| Insane rally that’s not stopping |
| VIX receding like Bearhunter's hairline. |
| SPY 685 today\n\nIt's not rocket science, it's fomo |
| Hahaha , hope you make tons of money today |
| My calls have risen from the ashes like the 🐦🔥 |
| Free money in $MRVL |
| RDDT's up 1.75% on the day. I knew buying that put would make my shares skyrocket. |
| Now we just need JPOW to talk dovish and make bers lose all hope lmao |
| I believe it will happen |
| Lmao same |
| Does poor run in the bloodline? |
| It's hot 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 |
| Do we care about PMI data? |
| Need that rate cut. 87% chance on CME |
| That one lone Alphabet stock lmao |
| Keep thinking that bud |
| BREAKING: YEN CARRY TRADE UNWIND CANCELLED |
| RUN $15 Puts expire 9/18/26 ~ 40k OI 🤔 |
| HOOD dumps as soon as I bought calls lol. Love to see it |
| This market is straight bs |
| exxon single handedly saving me from margin call right now 🙇♂️ |
| he he numbers bad, we go up |
| anybody find any good sybau monday deals? |
| Rising knife |
| Ai\n\n\nWhere updoot |
| That segment would fail within 1 year lmao. |
| Tushe (I’m leaving this spelling for lols) |
| My calls have risen from the ashes like the phoenix 😂 |
| Comments like this make me think this subreddit is full of people watching the stock market for the first time in their entire lives |
| Nvda puts are free money |
| The next rip is summer 2027 |
| Holy fuck is $0 the bottom for MSTR |
| Just close the market for the rest of the year, we good. We don't need to see these red days |
| 💰 $SYM is going to $100 🚀 |
| very funny market. \n\nNVDA holding up the market while everything red. |
| This shit is never going down 😂😂😂 |
| “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.”\n\nMike Tyson |
| Two! Scrooge McMoneybags over here... |
| Daddy Powell scheduled to rug pull at 8pm |
| NVDA up 80 cents after being down $30 and the people are buying leather jackets and dancing in the street |
| On a real note. It’s wild what percentage of sales are the pro max. |
| # Bers thot |
| Youre playing with fire |
| They are. This is a bullish rug pull. Lmao\n\nI just putted tf up. |
| Old news. |
| People was like spy puts were the play 😂 |
| Please no |
| Your chance to get in on NVDA now before next rip |
| SPX is better |
| Facts my contract needs to hit green! |
| Not gonna cheer until I see the color green on SPY. Cmon baby. Keep climbing. |
| call an ambulance!\n\nbut ~~not~~ for me |
| THE STOCK MARKET JUST REMEMBERED NOBODY CARES ABOUT JAPANESE BONDS ANYMORE |
| My uncle, Jeff Options, lets me buy calls/puts premarket |
| NVO saving my portfolio |
| this pump seems immature with powell speaking |
| Sybau |
| Waste of resources. |
| Despite the narrative media is trying to push consumers are spending so much money this holiday season. The market can only go up, you guys. |
| Ber trap before JPow's speech lmao, I knew there was no way we aren't rallying when JPow is ending QT today |
| I'm only in meta for the dividend 😎 |
| It's getting a bit too bullish in here. Lets tone it down guys |
| Who would've seen this coming TPUs aren't the NVIDIA killer! |
| I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again BUY KGC BEFORE ITS TOO LATE |
| if BTC goes back above 90 were genuinely seeing 700 on the SPY. |
| Nvdia GOOOOOOOO |
| Bers getting sent to Venezuela as we speak |
| Everyone. I forgot to boycott Black Friday. I bought two robot vacuums for my humble 1500 sq ft house. Is this what being rich feels like? |
| everybody buying puts, yet spy goes vertical! USA USAUSAUSA |
| What are we doing? Lol |
| GPUS TPUS YOU CAN SUCK MY PP U DIRTY BEARS |
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| This is just the beginning |
| iPhone Air lowkey slaps too |
| Call me crazy but Nvidia is one of the most undervalued stocks right now |
| !Banbet GOOGL +5% 1w |
| lmao premarket is only fake and ghey when it's red |
| $700 end of week |
| News in 2 mins? |
| expect anything different XD? Literally the story of 2025. Get on the wagon or get left in the dust buddy |
| No one could buy puts two hours ago lmao |
| My degen 0dte plays already made up for the my grown up stock losses today |
| shrek is love, shrek is life |
| Fellow (corporate) lawyer here. I refuse to use AI for actual contract drafting. Even telling it to make a sentence shorter and more clear ends up cutting out material deal terms or misusing defined terms.\n\nThe *only* practical use I’ve found for AI is drafting emails to execs summarizing the contract in laypeople terms. AI just isn’t equipped to handle actual legal work at this point. |
| Yea except during Covid the market was down 30% not -1.5% of course it was a good time to buy. |
| Spy 0DTE calls for the win |
| #imagine being a dummy ber LMAO 🤌 |
| Imagine buying Puts 2 hours ago... 🤣🤣 |
| Zuck just woke up with a yuuuuuuuuuge wood |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 200.0 before 01-Dec-2025 10:03 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Thought yesterday things sounded too boolish to be true\nThen BTC tanked and bers started to actually thot\nIt was clear what would happen when doomsday algos started goin in hyperdrive at a wittle corn dump\nWatch this V ber |
| What do we do bro |
| Look at how many regards are on here |
| Ignorant bears 😂🚀 |
| I WAS WRONG ABOUT THE TIME BUT IM NOT WRONG |
| I need within 2 days or I’m cooked |
| INSANE V |
| #bers really in troble now LMAO 🤌 |
| Hope that guy that held over the weekend sold his puts at open cause they are gonna get blown up |
| straight up, almost 20 1 minute candles are green lol |
| Get fucked Bers |
| Dip for ants |
| Dip success |
| Where? I’ve still got my March calls that I’m down on since early November…. |
| We're at that stage of the relationship... |
| My Meta position is finally green ! Back to 700 end of year . |
| Can't even get a V when it just goes up at market open... |
| Its not a sell off its just a glitch |
| The one with your mom and grandma |
| Bears BTFO |
| lol |
| Why is RDDT cooking |
| complete bs straight up on no news... nice |
| Sounds exactly like the story with Alpha Cognition... |
| Incredibly fraudulent pump, what is wrong with Wall st? |
| Cant believe i didnt buy anything this dip |
| Lmao bers. Emerged from my meeting 20k richer collecting ber paychecks |
| They are still boycotting Black Friday |
| Burry in the red, burry christmas one n 4 all |
| Bears got their cocks trapped |
| We are confronted primarily with a moral issue. It is as old as the scriptures and is as clear as the American Constitution.\n\nThe heart of the question is: whether bers are to be afforded equal rights and equal opportunities, whether we are going to treat bers as we want to be treated. If an American, because he is ber, cannot eat lunch in a restaurant open to the public, if he cannot send his children to the best public school available, if he cannot vote for the public officials who will represent him, if, in short, he cannot enjoy the full and free life which all of us want, then who among us would be content to have their port changed and lose money in his place? Who among us would then be content with the counsels of patience and delay? |
| Santa rally or nobody give a shit about Japan anymore? |
| Lmao we're actually fading this red and going green |
| $BER at -50% |
| Whol market going green like Arnold Schwarzenegger in commando |
| Bers are so stupid. |
| my account just went -90% i closed all my positions. i hope it doesnt go down now |
| # A DECEMBER TO REMEMBER\n\n# SPY 700 WITHIN 2 WEEKS\n\n# BUY NOW OR BE LEFT OUT |
| ber r |
| APLD already green, NBIS next |
| iPhone 17 pro max slaps. |
| So wtf you telling us for? Tell yourself that |
| Nu uh |
| Bears can’t even get a real red day anymore sheesh |
| VG 🚀 |
| Bears actually thought |
| Jensen just said he could 100x his R+D investment year over year fucking calls |
| pack it up ber, its all ogre now |
| How do I get a flair in this sub? I want dookie chief officer |
| Me |
| Gae jpow is pumping the market by printing worthless zimambve Dollar. Boj gonna call his fraudalant Bluff |
| True capitalism is losing all your money while sitting on the toilet |
| IM HOLDING TIL CLOSE |
| They must be investing, how cool! |
| look we all wish cell therapies worked, but they have all invariably flopped. For one, harvesting TILs from solid tumors is seldom successful (<30%). So there goes the majority of your patient base. I've lost hope in all cell therapy approaches, at least for solid tumors. |
| Lmfao this some baby back bullshit |
| I see Shrek woke up with a diamond solid green shlong again 😎 |
| C’mon Nvda 190 pls |
| You were doomer pussy mode not even an hour ago what are you even talking about |
| let aapl reach 280 today |
| so you're the one... |
| Bers rushing to cancel Christmas presents they ordered last night |
| -record Black Friday sales (from the wealthy continuing to buy)\n\n-klarna the only thing letting poors buy (if the govt can kick the can so can we)\n\n\n-stonks right back up\n\n\n📈📈📈 |
| fell for the scam that is premarket again |
| Algos doing a managed sell-off |
| Bulls really gonna bounce back this month it’s still FUCC BURRY G! |
| Show the all tab or GTFO |
| Im saying short sneezes pump, and then die, look at the VW graph\n\nThey don't have to be slowly, coercively, FORCED down gradually over 5 years, only to pop again\n\nNothing about this is over\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/w1iroc6kwl4g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=210525844403fc7e0e2dcfcbf7922d293aac7638 |
| #LMFAO RED PREMARKET -> GREEN EOD LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK GG BERS |
| Because we have the ability to invest in a technology more transformational than the Internet |
| No, Nvidia is not investing money to make them buy their chips, but they will design new chips together. |
| Above 681 it’s rocket up |
| this hopium infused morning pump needs a good smacking |
| POWELL SPEAKING TONIGHT |
| Google has been going down since I bought the call . Sorry guys |
| 2 shares? \n\nBrokey |
| It’s up 80 cents pal. Calm down 🤣 |
| Somebody is buying.... |
| I did just buy some more shares at 178 so cool your jets regard. |
| Corn is the canary in the coal mine here, all your longs will be nicely underwater by tomorrow eod |
| Math |
| Which PornHub series are you talking about? |
| I’m glad my puts don’t go through |
| Annnnnd your puts expired worthless again |
| # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS\n\n# YET AGAIN!!!! |
| Hopefully long dated |
| CALLLLLLLLLLLS |
| I had the same idea when I was down 25%….. |
| So who all enjoyed the first 4 episodes ? |
| I think it more like just putting the tip of the cactus in. I dont know if we go up or down, but my vibe is that the moves down will be bigger than the moves up. So why not try to put the cactus in |
| You NVDA haters sound like spoiled little children! 😂🤡 |
| Dips last literally 5 minutes in the modern era its crazy |
| RDDT on a run lately, hope it keeps it up like that, earnings were insane |
| Green soon, then theta, fuck everyone |
| Lil bro fell for the Japan bond FUD |
| I am disgusted in Reddit stock. |
| Cnbc is entertainment not investment advice |
| Spy and nvda! |
| BERS GOT THEIR PUTS LOCK AND LOADED, SEND IT UP 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| We have a whole trading week ahead with no half days 🫡 save ur money regards, play slow |
| Whoever wins the powerball can i have like 20k im so fucked |
| It's almost that time of day where we point and laugh at bears |
| So exactly what I said? |
| DECOUPLE THE BITCOIN FROM THE MARKET\n\nTHEY SHOULD INDEPNDENTLY BOTH GO UP\n\nTY |
| RDDT Green!! 🍏 |
| I thought it was going to be Armageddon during covid...it was probably one of the best times to be in the markets...everything was fully supported by government funds...this time will be no different. doesn't matter if mainstreet is hurting, as long as the gov can print/spend money, stocks go up. In my opinion |
| What is this propaganda |
| Bull weekly lotto calls run itttttttt |
| Imagine not buying NVDA dip this morning. 210 4/26 |
| Do i know u fanboy |
| Ohh ohhh ohhh, i see yous chosen the hard way |
| Down 26%. Thinking about DCAing |
| Hmmm this feels.. off |
| I can feel this is going green by eod...my tsla puts |
| ok the early sellers of BULL are out now to $14 we go before the FED |
| They announced an engineering partnership. It is fundamentally bullish. |
| X being 44 billion again just shows you can make a value up for anything |
| Your fake internet money has no power over this bull market! |
| literally down .5 and the headline (from friday, posted this morning says up .5)... nice. |
| #NICE BEAR TRAP |
| Tis the season and all that |
| Just straight up Lmaoo too fucking easy! |
| CALLS ON EVERYTHING \n\nWYA SANTA |
| BERS DEAD (AGAIN) |
| Red days no longer exist |
| I wish you the best but most likely not what your hoping for, take your profit and run if you make it |
| SPY pumps when NVDA pumps but also pumps when NVDA dumps lol |
| At this point |
| Im down 50% on MSTR God help me |
| Y'all know if everyone started to unload on SLV it would cause the mother of all gamma squeezes right... Genuinely free money rn |
| It’s up 40 cents right now 🤣 |
| Bears gonna be looking at bulls like “YOU ARE JUST LIKE PAPA” |
| APLD GOING CRAZY |
| bmnr baggies thought the cheek clapping was over... nope. MMs back for more |
| Subjective spelling |
| company + other companies / number of companies = index |
| FML I own both. |
| How tf nvidia green |
| Do you write covered calls? If so, $700 for 2 weeks out pays some good money. Good Luck!! |
| Always were |
| It’s up .50 my man |
| PLUG high of day about to go green. Loaded $2 calls |
| And then the stock say:\n\nX Stock: I got a boyfriend 🙅♀️ |
| Tom Lee I fucking hate you |
| I will, but after today lol |
| Silver ringing the bell. FUCKED. |
| Is NVIDIA buying venezuela bullish for venezuela |
| My new strategy:\n\n1. Wait for someone to say "Bers ____" (fukd, screwed, etc)\n\n2. Buy 0DTE SPY calls. |
| RSI cool before the shit whip |
| There are no bol trap, no ber trap, just retail traps |
| An old wooden ship |
| Swear to dog -- W day on the way. |
| Curious what MSTR will do after todays announcement |
| Feels bad not pulling the trigger on a buying opportunity. |
| You already have a bet going - RIVN to 18.0 before 18-Dec-2025 10:40 AM -05 |
| NVDA about to take the fun slide down |
| !banbet |
| Got 50 0dte qqq calls lotto .15 each 😝 |
| Corn’s fuel tank looks empty |
| It tastes awful. |
| I thought Maduro was a type of cigar |
| Satan rally if you are in BMNR like me |
| Santa will margin call bers |
| At what price |
| Going short on this market is like sitting on a cactus.\n\nIt'll probably tear your ass up. |
| NVIDIA announces it will give money to Synopsis to buy its own chips and the stock is up? |
| I’m bad at math though |
| Ho ho calls |
| Santa baby. \nCome put your green dildo\nIn me. In me. |
| Bears in disarray |
| my calls are gonna fucking prinnnnnttt |
| Such an easy setup today. |
| When i see a stock that i like , i says\n\n"i likes ya, and I wants ya. Now we can do this the ez way or the hard way. The choice is yours" |
| Will we go green in the next 9 minutes ? Stay tuned |
| WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT |
| Patience |
| NVIDIA CEO Huang to meet with Senate Banking GOP on December 3rd.\n\nHmmm |
| SHORT $RGTI - absolute scam |
| Bers can't even keep it below 680. Just a sad and pathetic animal. |
| Fucking regard market cant go down |
| Im 95% on nvo and 5% trading capital |
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| BEARS ARE CALLING FOR CALAMITY ADD 3% to all indexes |
| https://preview.redd.it/dkwlvl9gvl4g1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b3045fcbb4e2b5098ee9167882be9c17e1c134\n\nOnly NVIDIA in my stock pool has not fallen in the red. All other stocks entered a red Monday. |
| #Tesla Stock Is Down. Elon Musk Explains Why He Likes the Letter X.\nbc he onlyh has one chromosome LMAO RETAREDED |
| It's only the stop to QT not the start of QE |
| the probability that NVDA getting a phone call from Xi and then pivoting back to gaming gpus is low but not zero. |
| Spy bout to fill gap down from yesterdays scare |
| Market of pain |
| My calls and puts are both red today, fun |
| byee |
| 685 spy calls or no balls |
| In life? No. In the market? Also no |
| It really is that fucking easy, JUST BUY |
| Meme stock |