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| If you drop about 12 million bucks you can bring your average down to 177 bucks. Then it’s like impossible not to recover. |
| So they dont pay you enough to live? |
| Couldn't be me, buddy. But indeed, that is what they get. |
| finding a job these days just knowing the right people (like your ceo dad) |
| Look at it this way. You dont want to pay all those taxes when you sell it. Even if its only long term cap gains. F the IRS |
| Welcome home, regard |
| Oh this will eventually print but not until you sell |
| Tesla/Hemi ...Themi 🐥 |
| screwed isn’t even the word more like fucked |
| lmao that's what you get for dealing in the real world |
| What is up with jp and office stuff? |
| “Please tell me about your… cannon… experience?” |
| Applying for a job in 2026 is a humiliation ritual. It's not enough to work like a donkey these days either, they want you to kiss azz too. Nah, I'm good - hard pass for me. |
| Favorite milf? We voted wen |
| why is your younger brother ur gf???? |
| If anything it’ll be Hims |
| get a fresher new gf |
| Yeah rising opex is great for farmers. |
| Didnt he get buried erected? |
| I think they’re going to be successful, but shares are expensive. |
| I bought at $30 1.5 years ago and rode it up to $60s then slowly back down to low 30s. Sold two weeks ago at $32 to avoid going red because I’ve held a few green positions to red. I will say I’m a little nervous it’s going to pop but I thought as it slowly dropped to the low 30s. |
| i got my badge back guys. |
| I had an XR from 2018 until a month ago...F them! |
| RH = restoration hardware, stop ruining my bougie acronym u poor hood people |
| Based |
| Tenured executive assistant with decades of experience in risk mismanagement; specializes in highly speculative derivatives. |
| 25+ contracts of spyx at 1.50 says it all, the exit pressure is the edge killer here. i blew a stretch the same way, not from bad reads, from trading size i could not babysit. if you might get pulled away, size down or you will keep donating the mid move. |
| As was foretold. |
| >Iran submitted a 14-point counterproposal to the U.S. 9-point offer through Pakistani mediation, per Tasnim. \n\n>The U.S. proposed a 2-month ceasefire. Iran wants all issues resolved in 30 days. Demands include U.S. military withdrawal from Iran's periphery, lifting the naval blockade, unfreezing assets, **compensation**, sanctions relief, and an end to fighting on all fronts including Lebanon. Iran says it awaits a formal U.S. response\n\nPay that man his money |
| Is not doing well, got it |
| 20% of my port is in TMF (3x TLT)\n\nit's going to skyrocket\n\nmark it, watch it happen live\n\nenjoy the upcoming party! |
| Exactly, keep those in the smaller and less superior skulls |
| Tard |
| I like what he's doing with the reflection pond, so what if it costs a few million $ we waste that on one tomahawk missile. I think seeing a blue reflection pool of water will look badass in front of the George Washington Monument |
| Your brothers gf is a goofy. Imagine taking a females opinion seriously. |
| Yeah I rode spirit once, got claustrophobia sickness (literally a panic attack) and never did it again. I wish I could’ve touched it out to save some extra dollars. |
| I'm gonna miss those mid-air fights. |
| 401Gone |
| Lol @ birth control. My local Walmart says BS |
| k |
| Jesus avg cost $320 |
| https://preview.redd.it/i3mzgslzusyg1.jpeg?width=757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0d7c1a9ff27aa9c6b02dda81b7e6900f2b6a01a |
| I have an iPhone 14 Pro and my younger brother and girlfriend just said dis shit ancient.\n\nBro my phone works fine, am I really that outta touch? |
| at this point, better chances seeing Michael Jackson resurrected than having a red day |
| Meet Tysons Meats |
| how many plasmas do i need to sell to buy a spy stock |
| Too much winning |
| RH doesn’t have Kentucky Derby wtf |
| Then it’s bored |
| Hey just a few mo dollas and you can just sell covered calls |
| Won't happen |
| Tough wordle huh |
| Mr. Breast |
| Bro I dumped them at 22 break even |
| Copyright 2024 ya right |
| dude google "4 year bitcoin cycle". be sure to get out before next bear market regime |
| I refused to bag hold and managed to chop myself up the entire way down like the clown I am |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I walked an old lady across the street, a shame the bus doesn't stop there |
| Whats the news behind this? |
| I used to love American Chinese food, the classic general Tso’s, but you’re right, it’s all trash now. I feel like not of them taste even remotely the same. And yea, the prices are just absurd, as if it’s not just double fried chicken with a sweet and spicy sauce smh |
| Fool\n\nBrush your teeth |
| You’re doing really well and there’s always gonna be another weekend to get laid. Do what you want |
| *giggles* |
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| Sndk and Mu |
| Is this clown really comparing water from Obama and what his would look like soon? 🤡🤡 |
| This talks about “delays”…but what about cancellations |
| Cant be poor in style? Haterrr |
| I learned something, thank you |
| Just buy VOO and QQQM people. Maybe some QQQI |
| Mango, why you're here? |
| the fuck are these comments? |
| Bro idk if you know how options work but you don’t buy the thing |
| Daycare would have been cheaper. Or a live-in nanny. |
| A one-off and a monthly subscription are the details that mattered |
| Wait what |
| https://preview.redd.it/y5a44wp1usyg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4cdf428897146e50578a74e5eb8ee4403f891de\n\n |
| The shittiest shit of all the shits |
| Worst performing? The one I own, of course... COIN |
| #sprit airlines just added like 10k new only phans creators \n\n |
| You gave him some money right?! |
| you're in the wrong place, doc. |
| You’re crushing it. Party at your house |
| https://preview.redd.it/oelb6agxtsyg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55fbfd6809c1a82bd55de443dbe18406e1c7c180\n\n |
| Nike Mind 001's actually work. My legs up to my asshole are tingling. Also they sell out way fast. Calls on NKE |
| So any news or we keep pamp |
| Another day another flippy floppy on the war |
| What do you mean pay *us*? |
| The AI says my metabolism is 'disruptive' and that I’m redefining the standards of modern digestion. |
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| Wait until Steven Madden announces their pivot to AI |
| Partly, but more about AI killing jobs and therefore less money flowing around |
| you deserve this total return |
| https://preview.redd.it/gzd65o5ttsyg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2897a3548a2c4b65705e3fee2b15871fbc8a5993\n\n |
| I’m talking real corn. Drought, impact\nof Iran, fertilizer cost, will be $22 by Oct. |
| Remember, if you’re not married lie! Pawn shops have loads of wedding bands. |
| Avg cost...dear Lord 🤣\n\nAre you not selling options to collect premium?\n\nShould run the wheel if you plan on accumulating |
| A lot of those men knew he was gonna tickle there anoos but wanted money anyway mayne |
| You're in the wrong place, doc. |
| https://preview.redd.it/clzej10ptsyg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9563e097cdceac5b752dee00c4bcd25c22eab875\n\n |
| panhandler with a pimp hat, blazer and a cane\n\ni love delaware |
| Don’t worry king \n\nJust google how to reach your prostate male g spot and enjoy \n\n2 there is something grown men and every CEO uses it’s all escorts and Russian lady of the nights \n\nUse em as dating can lead to pregnancy and u getting c w child support and charges if she regrets what ya did after \n\n |
| Don't forget to wear a condom |
| ASTS bag holders about ready to jump off a cliff |
| Well fuck, me too |
| China completed its controlling acquisition of USA |
| Haha can you imagine your super fancy toilet hallucinating while you are on it |
| 2 years from now bots will screenshot you taking a shit and post it in various subs with variable context for sure |
| US thanks you for your service |
| Go away broke loser |
| https://preview.redd.it/584ampeitsyg1.png?width=984&format=png&auto=webp&s=9f92cc150d83a6b7b31af23a4a90c3c97becfde9 |
| Just bought my first share of NVDA & SNDK, looking to trigger a market collapse by Monday. |
| Now move along son, some of us are dodging feds around here |
| Na the a full size butt plug that’s how u get your weight up |
| It's like OP is telling casino goers that the house has an edge |
| I have my 401k set 60% retirement, 30% Bonds 30% Index. Not touching that shit and bumped my contribution to 5% |
| Why the fuck do people buy this and not BTC? You’re buying bitcoin that comes with a blowhard Chairman, opex, and a worthless software company lamprey. |
| 🦧 |
| Pure gambling lol |
| Bro that all depends on the width per circumference of said anoos plus suction measuring head power |
| I’m at the shitter at midnight and three top comments I see in here are about taking a shit. RDDT watches you |
| Mfer that sounds like a plan! |
| amish donuts too. 🫣 |
| Holy cow 35k? man you might be able to retire in 2080. |
| Shtttteeeeeeeve Maaaaddddennnnnn |
| "Idk man that ship looks kinda good right now" -You as a west African in 1726 |
| 23 is not lifetime peak but go on king |
| Yeah, he seemed to think ULCCs were a public service and reduction in those seats were against public interest. Instead, 18000 jobs gone, less competition, no seats. Frontier and JetBlue are not doing so great either if fuel prices stay up long which it looks like they will. |
| Get a sweet car n a prostitute |
| The market has long been disconnected from reality. This article doesn’t mean shit. You can’t just say SPY ignores the energy crisis but cares about googles AI play. Pick one or the other, either way, it’s calls until reality sets back in |
| lol he’s blaming the baby |
| My toilet's AI analyzes the consistency of my excrement and says it's the best shit it's ever seen, that I'm a magnificent shitter, and that I truly have a talent for pooping. |
| im gonna start lifting weights, do you recommend a starter squat plug or go straight for the full size? |
| I am 23, got really fit and lost weight, I am probably the most attractive I've been in my life, got 100k saved up, have a stable job in tech - basically lifetime peak\n\nAnd after a week of hard work, I decide to play League on Saturday evening...\n\nIt's like I am allergic to socializing, talking to girls and getting laid 😔 |
| I could see him being up at sone point regardless i mean hes otm but just barely, by june that would be a pretty safe bet but if oil keeps ripping especially early this week he could be a bit more nervous. Weekly bond volatility has been historic since the election so he could be fine |
| Nepstein |
| that $20,000 add to dodge the margin call was the real trade. once you started feeding the acct, it stopped being a thesis and became a rescue mission. i've done the same on futures, good read turned bad fast because i refused to take the loss. did you size the naked call off margin or conviction? |
| [2025 numbers](https://www.travelandleisure.com/most-delayed-u-s-airlines-in-2025-flight-delay-rankings-11867275)\n\nYeah well we aren't talking about that, we're just talking about your anecdotes that aren't the reality. |
| I got one as well; you better wish me luck too. |
| A classic of modern literature |
| Even your watchlist couldn’t be more than $100. Perm ban |
| I ragert selling all 3800 of my shares Feb 2025 at 20% gain. |
| no i mean the island-boi. trump isn't wordfiltered either |
| https://preview.redd.it/y2rysulmssyg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6efedcf226a0d97aff34a1166301a229a7518d9 |
| This would be bullish |
| Gold wishes it was as cool as BTC. |
| No war till next week end atleast |
| Lame. |
| Compared to $160k it is measly |
| Chrimson chin did not have that kind of play |
| https://preview.redd.it/32xr9j0hssyg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=761023c029406241cb190a6eedf0a74b4a497319 |
| Release the cannons! |
| My application is pending, that good? |
| Several thousand get liquidated (turned into liquid) first though |
| https://preview.redd.it/lxd8tmkcssyg1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b4f50b9e240d2534fb3fc7e7a913490d9ca2eaa\n\n |
| Ironic name since you didn't YOLO shit |
| Diddint become prez |
| Real 💀🥀 |
| Demand destruction? |
| Cooked also bc you'll hold too long ya greedy lil animal |
| Wait is it braggin or you are lucid and trolling on your loss ? With ponzi cultists you're never sure |
| Sir this is not JP Morgan |
| also, why is diddy not wordfiltered but the other famous pred is? |
| Serving fries ain’t hard work |
| Are you an indian boy? |
| That last sentence is the most important, congratulations. |
| LinkedIn looks much more professional on my home screen than Grinder |
| It's a win lose situation, someone has definitely won. |
| Blindly buying calls at open on Monday. Good luck bulls |
| American Chinese food is the biggest waste of money. all the in your local area work together to make the most inconsistent shit food. 2 people now costs like $50, for old and overcooked food. maybe it's my area, but even before Covid you were lucky to find that 1 - 2 good spots, now they just don't exist in our area. I stopped getting it, fuck them. I'd rather pay more money and just get actual Chinese whatever region food at that point. |
| Aids aids I got aids! The good aids from banging lots of chicks!\n\n |
| Ban, watch list paper trade bs |
| reddit is up like 12%, if it were measly the market wouldn’t have reacted like that. |
| I got something to pull back \n\nOld school |
| c makes the 's' sound\n\ni sounds like "iiiiiiieeee"\n\ncpie |
| Drop link |
| yes it is being fully cash means ur bitch |
| Lumen much better than Lululemon, so it's ok. |
| Give about 24 months |
| That’s cool and all\nBut buying a organic butt plug made with non GMO materials is where it’s at queen \n\nWe can then use that to make content on only phans and make some cash to buy Nvidia \n\nIt’s all about making the men spend there money \n\nYas queen slay \n\nFist on clit no fear |
| Good. Cause I spam bought calls before close Friday |
| We all gonna forget about Diddy? 🐥 |
| If I am to interject, a hot-dog(combined), at least in my opinion is not a sandwich. While a hot-dog(combined) has the necessary requirements to be a sandwich, the use of a hot-dog(bun) bun and a hot-dog(meat) in combination results in a "hot-dog(combined)." While you may argue that a hot-dog(meat) can be put between two SLICES of bread(bread) thus making it a hot-dog(combined) I offer the point that this would be a hot-dog(meat) sandwich. And you may bring up the point where you use what is considered normal sandwich fillings, ex. ham, turkey, lettuce etc.(conmdenmtments) in a hot-dog(bun) bun, however this is already a classic sandwich subclass, a hoagie(aka the submarine sandwich). "But hoagies use specialized buns/rolls for its bread why does a hot-dog(bun) bun qualify" may I bring up the shape and similarity between such "classic" buns/rolls used for hoagies and the American hot-dog(combined), both are usually conjoined via one long side of the bun while the rest remains open for fillings, the quality of said bun matters not for a submarine sandwich or a hoagie. The intent of the bun matters not, but what it is combined(combined) with matters most. A sausage in a hot-dog(bun) bun is not a hot-dog(combined), for a hot-dog(meat) is a form of sausage, but a sausage is not a form of hot-dog(meat). While they retain a similar shape, a sausage strays too far from its hot-dog(meat) cousin(derogatory) to qualify as a hot-dog(meat) when in combination with a hot-dog bun(bun). To reiterate, a sandwich is any slice, bun(including hot-dog buns[bun]) or roll with any amount of filling in between the two pieces of bread(including hot-dog bun[bun]); while a hot-dog(combined) is the combination between a hot-dog(bun) bun and a hot-dog(meat), this meat(hot-dog[meat]) may not include sausages(not hot-dog[meat]). |
| 30k measly 😭😭 |
| Spent my last $1000 on $SOUN calls |
| Total Return: -45% \n\nYou belong here |
| Definitely yes |
| There were people here pointing out how Intel was a bad buy that tends to fuck up their chips and only survives on contracts when it was $20. Too much bureaucracy. I think the majority opinion was that Intel was a bad buy then. |
| Watched a doc on the gilded age last night. All those guys are massive, selfish ass holes. Their ONLY goal was to create a dynasty that put them and their families above everyone else. They weren't trying to improve anything. They saw power and money making opportunities and took advantage of them BY exploiting the absolute fuck out of poor immigrants. It's disgusting that our entire financial system was built on that. |
| Lets discuss a deal. *unzips* |
| I understand LinkedIn now |
| He didn't buy... He added it to his watchlist. |
| I don’t believe it. |
| Man, it’s a ponzi. Put your money in google and things will be fine.\n |
| Every once in a while I have a can of corn and a can of baked beans for dinner. Creating, the following day, what I like to call The Butt Machine Gun. |
| I literally had 12 contracts of 210 9/18, sold them for a measly gain of +$30k instead of +$160k. |
| Yeah you're cooked |
| buying a wig, some papaya and a samurai sword at the farmers market |
| Wall Street pumping. This is their strategy to rotate back into US equities. Pump the shot out of hardware then let retail take the bags. |
| Believe it or not\n\nDEFLATION! |
| If you had a stroke it might |
| Nokia rumours flying in Europe. Monday gonna rocket 🚀 |
| Pull back to 680, am I asking for too much? |
| Hahaha and this retard believes the earth is flat |
| #Chinese food be like: \n\n>3 pc. lunch combo: 9.65$\n\n>6 pc. dinner combo: 27.99$ |
| Bingo, which power plant and/or bridges did we wipe out? Bc he literally told us he was going to do this just to push them closer to negotiating his way |
| #as men u have to be able to suck clock to make real money \n\nThat’s the only way somebody will want to network with u mates |
| Bryon, is that you? |
| What?? |
| man, AMD really went from sub 200 to 350+ in a 4 week period and I just stared at it and didn't do shit cuz it's AMD... |
| Another INTC moment? |
| They were right, first time it hit $1000 it crashed back down to $200 then took a long ass time to climb back up. |
| Traditional just buy daily small amounts in my Roth |
| I know if I buy any they will fall all the rest of the year, but if I wanted to swap from 100% ASTS to a couple of these, what should I pick?\n\n |
| Stop it. Seek help |
| I wouldn’t have teeth anymore they would be all ground up inside of my hot dog self |
| https://preview.redd.it/jqwiq7c2rsyg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7293d6fc753e04d7043c03212a036cdb024f6a98 |
| And you believe the earth is flat too 😭😭 |
| It always seems to me people be like, why is btc crashing, then 30 min later some tragic news is released |
| Down is the best way to be into earnings |
| I am here for the cannons, uh I mean the job. What's the job anyway? |
| If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself |
| enhance. enhance.enhance |
| We both outrunning Tom 🐥 cacaww |
| Because it's later in Samoa than Guam |
| Unironically this. IBM is one of the two legitimate quantum players, the other one being Google. |
| There is no god if people like you exist. |
| Not in the morning, it doesn’t |
| 👁️👅👁️\n\n⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛\n\n⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛\n\n⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛\n\n🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛\n\n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 |
| I ran away from DUOL at a loss. Only a few months before Anthropic or Google launches a free language model which learns back off the user and supports better pronunciation/conversation teaching to kill DUOL.\n\nedit I'm learning some Japanese, based on my search history, Google already knows which phrases/words I struggle with. |
| Bullish again |
| Trump might invade cuba. Berish |
| Nice hedge |
| the house of mouse is down but never out |
| traditional or roth? |
| That’s kind of where I’m at on getting one. Until the insurance and operating costs come down there’s only marginal benefits |
| asian arms makers thank you. fish heads=gains |
| Wonder how many agents I activated |
| ARGHHH I think there's a fish head lurking in me chat ARGHHHH |
| IKEA does that to a person |
| 🦍 |
| RIP Joe Rogan 😔 |
| Is this a position for ants? |
| Never seen 🌽with volume this low |
| Great and I’m only in 1 of those, juuust as expected |
| If you added it to your watchlist and didn’t buy it then, going back in time wouldn’t have changed anything regard lol |
| the more the merrier |
| Charles Schwab ova here |
| "I'm here for the domination." |
| "CPI" sounds like "SPY" if you say it wrong |
| Oh shit dropping the code phrase |
| 🤨 |
| Not really correct unless you are holding for expirary |
| did we win the war again? |
| Bro is on a mission from god |
| Shitcoin is trash. Real 🌽 is GOLD |
| Earnings this week, don’t bet against the mouse |
| You trying to beat me to it? Challenge accepted, split the Uber |
| If you love Deez Nutz gimme a downvote! |
| Gabriella Carter \nJordi El Nino Polla\n\nYou’re welcome |
| I notice the screenshot of your recent big win is mysteriously missing.. |
| Dildos got too expensive |
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| His wife is hot. Unlike his BMNR scam. |
| I got a used EV la couple of years ago because was way cheaper after all the free govt money. They depreciated harder than your hours at Wendy's.\n\nFun car to drive. The only thing faster than the torque is its rush to pay for itself in operation savings over the old tech. |
| Not even good for volatility plays anymore. So fucking boring. I don't know why they did not switch to SNDK for the wild moves, maybe they hate money? |
| I’m dead |
| sound familiar?\n\nPutin demanding officials explain “why the trajectory of macroeconomic indicators is currently falling short of expectations.”\n\nOh, and explain to me why it looks like some Russian words have a number right in the middle of the letters? |
| It was all planned for them to get together after she makes millions$ on only fans |
| My name is Daniel Lugo and I believe in fitness. |
| BYD isn't there yet but will absolutely smoke Tesla at fsd just as they have with electric cars when they have ten times as much data as they gobble up the entire world's market share outside of the US. |
| dotcom boom 2.0: AI boogaloo |
| Have you seen the size of her cannons?! |
| Sir, this is a Wendy’s |
| How much do I owe you? |
| Lmfao facts. That is why I’m invested too. |
| So dumb, so very dumb. |
| 3.7bn loss in q1 …. conducter production capacities needed which will go into xxx billions.\n\nDon‘t regret … the markets are in an insane gambling mood…. \n\nThis won‘t end good , i guess …. |
| Beware of crabs . |
| In a few decades American bros will be able to pay double for half as good as cars, with us protecrianlism. Same with their trucks! \nWell that was rude of me. Peterbilts have probably arrived in the late 80s regarding tech. |
| That will work in you favor if you can find the right Director |
| Buttcorn 🌽 barely pumps 1%, no one cares |
| Damn dude if someone names Regardo applies anywhere related to finance there should be red flags😂 |
| HOLY SHIT GAME CHANGING BUTTCOIN JUMP\n\nLooks inside\n\n\+0.7% |
| I like your conviction |
| Canary Crisis Yellow |
| im scared about the future knowing that your genes are now part of the gene pool |
| Palantir is gonna do it regardless I may as well make money from them |
| Facts |
| Fuck it. I'm holding till earnings. Yolo 💀 |
| “Jump” that is hardly recognizable on any chart more than 24 hours. Smh, I hate you tards. |
| Chat why corn pump? |
| Nah, they’re talking about Tommy Lee |
| No, he's not closeted |
| Watchlist post should be an auto ban |
| I but I like trading |
| https://preview.redd.it/v57vk2e3psyg1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8d03e1ab6ba613e6d55fd587867509acf277639 |
| Don’t trade it just accumulate it |
| For sure! |
| People believe literally everything |
| Just take the $1224 if someone will actually buy those from you and go throw it into some earnings next week instead, better odds |
| Canary of what crisis? |
| Ah the watchlist lol. |
| The only thing in the resume. |
| All in on IBM |
| Pretty impressive you have held it this long |
| I concur |
| Do people actually believe that Tom Lee is a closeted gay man? |
| I've been here sixty years and I'm still not bored... |
| The incel vibes on this sub the last several days have been wild. |
| I'm retirged |
| I can't tell if they are joking or if something actually happened |
| https://preview.redd.it/nxayl5itosyg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72fa723c36cfe8c2eae7b703de9c0012b1e9cad7 |
| These might actually pay lmao let’s see what happens in Cuba and at the fed\n\nThe lowest TLT has ever been since 2000 is like 82 so we probably are close to the bottom. The only thing that might be nice is buying these for like Jan/June 2027 or even later like it’s bound to bounce eventually. But by next month 😅 |
| Zoom out of the chart |
| I like it here |
| watching nokia and ebay pumping, we back to the 2000s baby 😋😋😋 |
| ☹️ |
| Can confirm |
| BTC being the canary in the coal mine again |
| EZ bro EZ ....... |
| Merrick Garland certainly thought that the government blocked it.\n\nhttps://www.justice.gov/archives/opa/pr/justice-department-statements-jetblue-terminating-acquisition-spirit-airlines |
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| You want to be mocked around the world for pushing an obviously fake story and now be facing a lawsuit from the female executive? That's an oddly specific fetish but whatever. |
| He ruined it for everyone. Fun is over. |
| Don’t talk about 🐻hunter that way 😤 |
| Holy corn |
| All of society's precious resources are currently being used to invest in anti-human technology and bad actors making everything worse, not better. |
| Ahhh mayne don't say that! Kids need this bad! |
| 3700 shares from 1000 is a real size jump. i did that once on nq after a clean breakout, got too confident, and gave back 18k in one morning. if you really want +100 a share, where's the line that says the trade is wrong? |
| saaaaarrr. fish head saaaaaaaaaarr. |
| I don’t have the attention span for that |
| hello daddies hello |
| This is going to eat you up for the rest of your life, you know that right? |
| Many people here sound like they are self unemployed |
| Yea it would be hilarious if he actually made money on these cause of some fuckery at the fed |
| I'd buy some pancake coin 1.62 |
| Did he? That sounds like the opppsite of what he said.\n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/spirit-airlines-ceo-defends-jetblue-merger-us-antitrust-trial-2023-11-01/ |
| Im not reading this bitch fest |
| u r |
| Reply back to this post when you hear something please , I'd like to contribute to some family members |
| MSTR purchases some bitcoin and corn goes up 300$ makes buls masterbate. Pathetic |
| Plenty of stocks increased more than BTC over the past year, even when it hit 120k. 0 reason to play with crypto anymore when stocks are pumping. |
| Idk man PLTR looks kinda good right now |
| nobody cares about this |
| You’re gonna need to earn it, my little Brown Boy Indian |
| it goes up and down every 4 years, its not much trading. you just buy when its low and then hold while it goes up. |
| I did. A 529 is superior on taxes, but $1000 is $1000.\n\nHaven't heard anything. ~~Ten bucks says it gets canceled.~~\n\nedit: it was actually passed as a law so I guess we'll see when they get around to it |
| Kids are expensive |
| Why did crapto jump? |
| Idk I don’t trade it because I would never do anything else |
| Be the dad today you'll look back on and admire. Every day. |
| bad day to have them |
| whats going on with CELH? Dead stock or about to pop? |
| Stop with emojis and the 13 page ai slope. |
| Back in the 90s and early 2000s, you did some fucked up and dangerous shit and you got a spot on TV with millions of dollars. Nowadays, you don’t have a constant smile on your face and Palantir gets your most up to date coordinates with your purchase history, search, email, SMS history, track you down every second, watch who you support, watch your every movement. Watch what you invest in, who you talk to, what you do on your off day. And boomers think they have the right to complain. |
| Not open today lair |
| or just bought during the last bear season, like 3 years ago\n\npro tip, you're in a bear season right now, and you should buy bitcoin. |
| What is it good for, huah! |
| it's everywhere bro |
| DUH |
| Selfies of donkey |
| Nah, you can exercise at any time, it’s just dont like to exercise unless the stock is significantly above the strike price. Like when it was $50 per share I exercised some 25 and 30 strikes, but I wouldn’t have done that if it was like 32, I don’t think. Now I’m looking at exercising 50 strike while it’s $100 a share which is nice, but I have to wait cause I wanna get a better tax burden on it. |
| Guilty as charged 🙈 |
| People keep calling me for loans like I have a job or something lol. They need to do their Dd. |
| I use VR Excel, it's like that setup the scientist had in Lawnmower Man |
| 😂😂 |
| Anyone who made money on bitcoin was on the dark web a decade ago |
| Lolol he believed |
| if we counted Trump bankruptcies the way he counts peace deals, Spirit would be about the 15th airline he put into bankruptcy |
| Why the fuck would yields be going down? Is this just betting on treasury and Fed stabilizing them? Feels like countries could still be dumping treasuries for oil and inflation expectations will only continue going up. Bond vigilantes may come back in the near future to check the US on rates even if Fed cuts in future |
| Are you Nigerian Prince? |
| Does but was also a NCAA soccer player at Rutgers and a finance bro. |
| fuckin noobs, i thought bitcoin had an actual move based on these comments. |
| Oh look out for the smart guy everyone. We got a genius walking through, everyone watch out |
| What footage |
| They are the actors for the movie that’s coming out |
| What makes you think he’s not a guaminian? |
| Mange options, day trade the infant. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bicpe6ghnsyg1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15c0c173c8d83640fe81c6176c9ea9f92dd61e6b |
| damn bro 😭, one starting with no $$ and no knowledge of the market. NVDA was basically my first trade ever |
| Holy shit did you guys see the footage, it's all out, there's no going back, market is pricing in pure military dominance |
| https://preview.redd.it/977t1sd7nsyg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28657b0eb6d0115f5ae47403f3b4dec21a3307e7\n\n \nSold right before the next jump up to 100, still a good 4k loss tho |
| What kinda of a pussy buy’s shares? |
| War is over |
| MSTR purchase just now |
| Average 69% on a good day |
| How long you’ve had the stocks? I’m just curious |
| What happened? |
| I came here for the 🌽 news!? |
| You were here! |
| I'm going to start a WSB Ngo. Apparently they just give you money |
| The biggest i have ever seen. It shines bigness and is the biggest avatar I have ever seen. |
| Trust me bro 😎 short now hold for the low to come in June |
| WTF 🌽🌽🌽 |
| You really do think that lol\n\nWhy not $0? |
| Learn how to use the internet |
| Another day goes by, and where was I? |
| Holy 🌽 |
| On a personal note, I used to like the app. Started using it again lately and there's so many adds or pauses and or obstacles that ask me to upgrade, that it became unusable and I deleted it. But that's just me and I'm weird. |
| Why do people keep saying that to me? |
| I come here for this positivity |
| Honestly if I chose an arena it’d be pharma AI. Don’t know them though, but maybe now I’ll look |
| I might be dumb asking this but who are the top two people |
| SBF on the jailhouse burner |
| Does Robinhood not have Kentucky Derby predictions? Puts… |
| it can always get worse |
| Wtf what am i watching |
| Me pulling up coolmathgames on my middle school chromebook mid-exam |
| I don't understand. Honest about what? Dude turned $500 into $20K for his kiddo while being entertained for multiple months. He has restraint. Just because he was up at one point and lost the remainder doesn't take away the fact that he's up net $20K. |
| “Where do you see yourself in five years?”\n\n“Well ma’am, I’m 82% down from my time on WSB so I’d like to be down 100% at JPM if you catch my meaning.” |
| Good to meet all the regarded bros from across the globe 🤝🏻 |
| ex-jp morgan employee no doubt |
| Surprised Robinhood doesn’t have the Kentucky derby under their prediction markets. |
| yeah seems like it's a big deal that will fuck up prices and supply. |
| P&L looks good. just need to not trade on the days where there's a red square |
| It's a travesty I must ber |
| Nate 👆 |
| On the corner of what? |
| My name is Ricardo but my friends call me "Regardo" |
| If you can stomach losses you can handle downvotes |
| Found the Samoan |
| Farmers are almost universally retarded |
| Who are the little pussy willows downvoting me? Get a fucking life retards. |
| I am doing vegetation work in your area. I actually posted this from here |
| indian lmao |
| My boy is lookin like Longlegs…\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/a39zmfvimsyg1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa2e4ccf2074547efcc502c7ea8a40020c878fbd |
| Poor bers. INTC is gonna burn all puts on its way to $120 |
| Who's gonna tell him? |
| Oh totally. Sizing is pretty much page 1 of the rule book. In my view, though, options can be really deceptive for how much money is actually at risk. \n\nETA: Also not saying that sizing would have helped OP in the end. They seem reasonably regarded regardless. |
| If I’m down 5% I will most likely close position but I usually don’t trade with a stop loss which burns me often… |
| shit tons of crops in NJ are just fucking dead with this weather, Peaches fucked, Blue Berries fucked, Asparagus fucked. they'd all be out of business without insurance. |
| No, man. I was continuing the string of rhyming with "ate" and you just fucked it up. Nice going Chad. Nevermind |
| We got us a downvotin sonofabitch in the thread |
| Thanks for the reminder I need to apply |
| My sleeper phrase just activated |
| Iranian news sources generally dont hesitate to let everyone know they're getting bombed |
| I think it's July or something we get those |
| https://preview.redd.it/snb6k1mbmsyg1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ebb981acdb9e314808137df6f3334a6613adb31 |
| https://preview.redd.it/sxvi66uzlsyg1.png?width=1114&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b6bb69408bcad16b4cca179fd7a571c6571a66e\n\n\[Update 8 days later\] Looking good thus far! At what % gain does one get to start celebrating in WSB? \n |
| I wanted to buy at a discount, but the market ripped, so I held $350 billion in cash. I compromised. |
| Did I sleep through a whole day? |
| everytime we order door dash. |
| ANET calls? |
| Yikes! Stay away from options. |
| So you were right that oil is slightly higher now than 30 days ago but not by much. There was in fact a much better opportunity to load oil calls two weeks later. Those calls you recommended are likely in the red |
| *"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky"*\n\n-Michael Scott |
| holding meta/metu into the weekend is the only part i care about. i got smoked once holding a big tech name through a friday gap after earnings, now i trim into strength and only hold if the level is clean. what's your invalidation on monday, 50dma or prior earnings low? |
| Well there you go. There's your problem. |
| Speedway on the corner |
| also flat chested no cannon having bitch fish |
| Canceled dinner plans with this super hot chick to watch futures open in 25 minutes 😎 I love Sundays!! |
| this is why i'm buying $WEN\n\nwell, and because i order a lot of chocolate frostys |
| whats his ethnicity ? South Asian? do we know anything about the dude other than the picture ? |
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| Anyone know of any happy ending parlors in Maui? |
| Pineapple may change the cards |
| Sorry |
| It's contingent on what you just ate |
| I did for both of mine. Haven't heard anything back on it yet. |
| The best place to get war news is undoubtedly the Washington DC Domino's tracker |
| Because you measure gains in days, not months/years. |
| Thanks to you guys. My life is ruined |
| Who is bagholding AIRE? |
| Cant find any kids that wanna stay |
| Did you tell them that you can't put the fries in the bag? |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| some regard said Michael Burry drinking a ghost pepper choccy milk on the bus 🫠\n\n \n |
| https://preview.redd.it/vh9a7pdvlsyg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df4e8b91729a814b95b485da2197915af2a7f918 |
| Yes |
| I hear the founder's mother answers the phone when you call. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0ktykx9tlsyg1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5541c9f047fd0ed51c3e802950355704571fe88\n\n„Corporate wants you to find the differences between this picture and this picture“\n\n„They’re the same picture“ |
| Lol have you seen their income lately? I doubt your sources are correct |
| If it's all made up then that guy called his own wife a fishhead |
| Speak for yourself. Feeling cute, might have my wife shit in my mouth later, idk. |
| Makes sense. But you don't adjust your mental stop lower hoping for a recovery, right?! \n\nDo you use a set percent for your mental stop or is it case by case? \n\n\nMy advice is to secure half of your gains. You're looking at a net worth of around 9 mil after taxes. I'd buy a house for 2 mil(3 if you live in a high cost area) and that will set some money aside that you can't access. Plus you'll have a nice place to live comfortably for the next how many years you want. \n\nThen I'd put 2 mil in more boring stuff. Your living expenses will go up with a bigger house, so based on that you can feed your dopamine and make money with the remaining 4-5 mil\n\nPlease secure some of your gains now before going through another 80% or something similar, and don't access those funds again for high-risk trading. You could also make a plan to sey aside something like 10-20% of your net gains in more traditional investments as you go. \n\nYou're obviously inteligent and able to make a lot of money. Make sure it makes a real difference in your life. |
| Now I wanna watch that movie again xD |
| How's it work with the 8? Who gets it? |
| the taste of "we shouldn't be doing this" would really fucking hit right now |
| Don’t act like the infant had anything to do with your gambling losses |
| No. |
| The birds are they’ll shit right in your goddamn mouth |
| So many farmers in the us support 🥭. None of them have calls on potash |
| Is it because you are? |
| Are you still buying puts? |
| Go for a run |
| Yes I dont think any of this money needed to be spent on all these big bad countries that posed such a huge threat to the US, and that carries to Cuba as well. None of them gave a fk about us 2 years ago, just sayin |
| I actually forgot about that |
| I feel old and decrepit. |
| Honestly - fear of losing what is already life changing for me. It could double and that’d be amazing. But if I lost 6-700k at age 36 that I’d put into indexes for 20-30 years… that’s losing millions and it’d eat at my soul every day if that occurred |
| Have any of you guys applied for the Trump Accounts for your kids or know anybody?? |
| I think you were supposed to go full retard on $GOOG 1 month ago... |
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| 🍼 |
| What's an option? |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| 🐥 |
| God bless the incompetent pit bosses at the El Cortez who let it go on for *way* longer than it should have. |
| My mom loves Stargazer Lillys and they smell so good in my truck on the way... |
| Look...\n\nNobody is shitting in anyone's mouth, ok? |
| This should be illegal, but buy your 1DTEs on Friday. Gives you 2 extra Ds FOR FREE. BIG WALLSTREET hates this simple trick but THEY CAN'T STOP YOU!\n\nThis is financial advice. |
| Anyone heard back from JPM? |
| This isn’t a terrible strategy, he could sell weekly slightly out of the money CC’s and make $22k a week |
| What is this 0 ass news no conflict or crazy ass statements on a weekend bullshit. |
| Casinos never tell u this but on the one rare occasion a whale decides to make 1 big bet they employ a rig. In roullete its a magnet under the numbers, in blackjack its a hidden 8. There are more but you get the gist. |
| This is stupid advice. Stock only goes up. Just wait 5 days and it goes up 100%. Why sell? Are you stupid? |
| Nate wouldn't appreciate |
| As someone who just dropped 65,000$ on a mustang\n\nYes |
| It’s all over X/Twitter, it was all made up but the Dailymail ran the story anyway |
| Legend |
| Now wait for a c@c@ s_cker HR representative to reply to your inquiry. |
| Same here but I'm holding |
| I heard that too |
| Bot-breakin sonofabitch |
| They're kinda like family...the black sheep of the family, but family nevertheless |
| There goes my hero |
| now you know why long term investing exists |
| https://preview.redd.it/54935wyvksyg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4f660ac8575bbf3611b6bd0e6612299df32b224 |
| Dammmnnn i heard he iced airport material 5916 |
| retire paltry fall party lush rinse lantern waiting fuzzy memorize |
| I hope the infant management isn’t going this poorly |
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| 🫠 |
| I used blackjack winnings to pay off a substantial portion of my student loans after a digital 21 table malfunctioned. I pretty much stopped playing blackjack after that because I knew it would never get that good again. |
| They declined me based on how much debt I owe them |
| I think they run it down before earnings. But it’s possible Rklb earnings could be bullish but I would get out there’s lower support at 50. That’s just my opinion though and you know it better than I do. It depends on how long you are I guess |
| Benefits are insane though |
| I expected a much happier reaction |
| joke chop rhythm scary late automatic childlike humorous party familiar |
| Nah\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1gx3wzwpksyg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15ad80954d18d64b545f1d8d028bc8460abeab5a |
| Why I don't believe the story. That dude is way too goofy looking |
| Again?? |
| not it |
| JPM made this up to pay yall bottom dollar |
| That would be most unsatisfactory |
| I should buy a Corvette. |
| From the extra chair they give you in hotels |
| They have the internet on computers now |
| Come over I’ll shit in your mouth |
| #M A S S I V E |
| Orange Nacho couldn’t find a way to profit off of it so he let it fail. Which is oddly one of the few ethical things he’s done since taking office. |
| Prove it |
| I 100% don’t believe that without any numbers to back it up.\n\nHaving said that…even if you were right, who cares? None of it means that they should have been bailed out using taxpayer money. |
| Yes looks good on balance sheet. But remember Luis said they’re cutting down on margin expansion so expect lower top line revenue and eps. |
| I must urinate |
| Goddammit, who left their pubes in the microwave? |
| Oh shit its airport material 5917 |
| basically you are betting 3 rate cuts this year while Fed do not reduce balance sheet AND China start buying US treasuries again. /s |
| Basically, you're betting on a market crash and rotation into bonds as a safe haven.....good fucking luck! |
| adjoining terrific six resolute squash scale pause juggle sophisticated reminiscent |
| Zuck always sounds like he’s narrating an inspirational film for youths |
| "5 years of 0dte spy puts experience" |
| Purple Power |
| alive badge placid scary meadow jeans outgoing consider dinosaurs air |
| 57 degrees on May 1st Texas Coast....WOW! LOVIN LIFE! |
| Well I wasn’t on here. I just picked based on looking at technology advancement. My thoughts were simple: \n\n(1) this type of technology needed chips and NVDA was set up to dominate. Only had 17k and put it all on NVDA\n\n(2) sold little over a year later (long term gains) for \~120k. Thought who is going to utilize these chips and thought PLTR was going to dominate. I also invested 3k in PLTR at IPO so was very aware of them already. \n\nLuck mixed with some sensible thinking (not going to call it skill). |
| Super jealous. Too much redbull. I'm pooping chalk shards |
| Did you list Wallstreetbets on your resume? |
| Do I take a loss? My cost is at $79, and I'm kinda holding out hope that I catch a small pump and sell |
| He wouldn't get stoned for that. Probly said down for maintenance 2am-6am |
| The problem with a budget airline is that people don't like to travel budget, and real budget people don't travel. |
| They fired most of their employees to go Ai from what I remember. That's usually good for the stock, right? |
| Bonds move in mysterious ways. Good luck. |
| https://preview.redd.it/su6h3g5tjsyg1.jpeg?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21731c101d4511a44446ff508267ae7bd135720b |
| Fucking huge |
| Pin this |
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| Return the infant |
| I do 10 secs TE options literally |
| Just took a satisfactory poop |
| Hi 🙂 never did it again, but going to do it again. |
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| QS short squeeze scheduled |
| 700 still better than zero? 🥰 |
| And futures gamblers think they're smarter than the options gamblers. |
| You, my friend, have a nice penis 🦖 |
| !RemindMe 5years |
| How we doing chief |
| Still no reason to go all in |
| Which crayon did you eat to gain this ability |
| I would like to bring your attention to my massive avatar … it’s huge. |
| Why people hating on vanguard?! |
| Yeah 🥭 needs a win so bad I hope he doesn't overkill |
| Thanks. I’m just thinking why did you pick these two vs tons of other stocks that keep being mentioned. I made few bets like HOOD and AMC type and ended up in loss or UNH if I had put the same in Nvidia or Google, I would have made amazing returns |
| bro just invest in index funds holy shit |
| I’m buying two puts just cuz you said that |
| Or just sell puts on the poor baby.. 😭 |
| You weren’t a fool. You just didn’t gamble. I’m now doing exactly what you’re doing with the winnings |
| Baccarat |
| And sold right before Google skyrocketed lool |
| Final 10 minutes before close for me. |
| When the player learns how to code and maturity isn't required |
| Someday I want to meet someone who got super rich playing black jack one time and then just walked away and never did it again |
| Could you clarify what you mean? Are you implying that SpaceX will tank after IPO and therefore you want to buy puts on DXYZ? Why wouldn't you just buy puts on SpaceX at that point if that is your hypothesis, you would make way more money doing that? |
| I wonder if Jesus last words were open the fucking casino.!!.!.! |
| Bath and Body Works giftcard |
| Ohhh man...I feel bad for those people rn...hope this gets resolved quick\n\n$40 a galon gas |
| Every + is better than a - |
| The newest Odds on Open episode is a pretty good intro would definitely check it out. \n\nI mean there are tons of systematic strategies out there that provide some return at x risk type and risk level. Something you might be interested in are carry strategies or other ARP strategies. Broadly speaking they rely on market dynamics in other asset classes (FX, commodities mostly) to harvest consistent returns with (at least in theory) very minimal correlation to other asset classes and conventional factors like equities and interest rates. Honestly I’d put some time into learning python and developing some fundamental data analysis skills and then just start fucking around with backtests on interesting data sets and ideas. Claude can help a lot with this too. You are never going to beat institutions but it can be a ton of fun and doing is always the best way to learn. |
| Wait.. ya’ll work? |
| Whats gonna happen? |
| Cannons, fish head wives, a president of the most powerful country in the world who regularly shits himself among other things...\n\nThere's no way we're not living in a simulation. |
| what % of your portfolio is that? |
| Lower dollar, higher stocks… careful if you’re planning on holding puts |
| All thay chit is priced in to the tits. |
| WTH really just with Nvidia and than pltr?\nI was a fool to put so much into sp500 index fund so early on |
| Might as well let the infant pick the trades next time |
| That was the blow off top huh? \n\nFuck. I just got money. Great. |
| I know this’ll sound dumb but… I’m a chill guy! Also don’t fool yourself, I got lucky. The NVDA bet 10x and then the PLTR bet 6-7x’d that 10x. It was some guided thought process mixed with luck and some balls. |
| I thought I was the only one using vanguard! |
| I've read "AI" instead of "All" first time and thought how the fuck you go down under during a gold rush. |
| Epic summary |
| Goto Cuba for what's about to happen. That takes iron huevos 🐥 |
| Cause you don’t do Dd. |
| Or can’t understand them to save their own lives. |
| You gotta hand it to a fucker that's willing to go to Venezuela after what just happened....that takes some kajones |
| Dennis sang |
| Well for starters it's probably a good idea to not trade options against your entire portfolio lol. Dude would have been way better off by simply buying index. Or, better yet, any high yield ETF |
| Tickle |
| His name is unfavorable building foundation, who cares 🐥 |
| 0112020109 |
| AI Infrastructure. That's it |
| Hello |
| I have no idea how you guys make these kind of play and able to nail your bets so well |
| lots of hate on OP here. also whenever 30yr hits 5% they jam it back down again. maybe there's something to this stupid play |
| MooseMan |
| BRK.a reports earnings on weekend so as not to be crowded out by other companies in the news during weekdays, I think |
| OP is a Berkshire investor, they're not good with dem compiters |
| Why? |
| listen focusing on bankrupt companies and investing probably not the best idea |
| Funny that the first two huge losses didn't stop him from getting the third huge loss. How to even sell options against your entire portfolio???? |
| Sure thing Alien Zuck |
| Klay Thompson cheats on his girl and is now celebrated. |
| sounds terrifying |
| I don't get this reference. |
| Full port 76ers ML |
| Hope you do better with the infant |
| Paul get out out ASTS before you go insolvent |
| And $WAR is not |
| Long as it's not mortgage backed securities lol |
| Ya they’re pegging it to $1T market minimum. |
| The weekend is the only time I can be a normal human being. |
| Trump and Republicans in Congress have one response to everything: bailouts and tax cuts for the rich.\n\nNever before has an entire political party been so devoid of policy ideas, yet so committed to their political patrons. |
| don't lose hope. when things get really bad we can all find work in the military. in fact, we won't even have to seek or apply for those jobs. how cool is that? |
| My thoughts exactly. Are you really gonna blame your child for your day trading addiction? |
| Party on, Wayne! |
| You know it's going to be good, when $HELP is on the board 💀 |
| Tactical pause ends when we're done tacticaling |
| That's what I'm saying. |
| Whatever happened there |
| Tequila will always treat you better than she did. Except for when it doesn’t |
| This is on federal government, rejected the takeover of the company just to let it die.. |
| I have a Tesla call and a spy put both bought yesterday. How we feeling |
| So war restarts Monday? |
| Get her a stock certificate lol |
| There’s no way he’s never splashed the pot a few times with $1 million bets on 0DTE Lulu or some shit. |
| ye, but calls or puts?\n\nI am thinking calls\n\nidk puts are fake |
| So 'merican my skins Red n White 🧔♂️ ...n muh balls are Blue |
| Outing yourself as employed |
| calls on spirit |
| They will all race to sell as fast as they fucking can as soon as we see a 20% pullback because of Fomo and CEO shilling. When has blind trust in the sales pitch of corporate America worked out well for the world? |
| Go to Epsom on 6 June and see for yourself, or watch a lame ass no-account colonial knock-off. \n\nUp to you |
| really? wow, this is huge news for me. I thot it was a small regional bank |
| It is likely to be Seedance |
| That's straight down, nice work! You should continue in a paper about and post all the trades. I'll pay to do the opposite. |
| Which is why you should have simply bought VOO and chill |
| He was always wearing suits, I think it's the first time I see him in anything else. |
| Always flowers man. |
| Brand / franchises by a big cloud kitchen company. Not a big store footprint. Me wonders if they just use the brand on delivery apps in certain cases. |
| My AI says if I want to get promoted to Excel user I have to fuck her input ports good |
| Cmnd prompt |
| I just got fancy bath soap for Mother’s Day because I had no other ideas\n\nI am a horrible human |
| Steeeeeve |
| You still have a personality? Nice |
| 😬 |
| This⬆️ |
| Outing yourself as unemployed |
| Who's your horse? I'm leaning towards The Puma. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kzlj9cfzgsyg1.jpeg?width=1677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63821f4f2074255e64db718f594f956d66c77df5\n\n |
| I HATE WEEKENDS, OPEN THE CASINO |
| Keep my ledger nano in my ass for safekeeping. Buttcorn suppository |
| The guy buys shares 🤮 he might not now the difference |
| Was there a reason to not also go in on BA and HII? |
| Rupert? *in stewie voice* |
| meanwhile past 30 years index only go up. |
| I use graph paper |
| # 👀 |
| Thanks for recommendations. I'll check those out. I'm not looking for a get rich quick scheme or anything. what im looking for is something not as boring as regular trading but not as lottery ticket-y as many options strategies are. There's gotta be some strategies out there that are more in the middle or even leaning more towards regular trading at the cost of a little extra risk. |
| Grab it like a bowling ball tbh |
| lol, actually I haven't used mouse and Microsoft Excel for probably 10-20 years... Only use MacBook Pro touhpad, and only use Google Sheets... |
| I mean we're not denying it, what's your point grandpa? |
| Damn, did you know stops exist? |
| ☝️ |
| I'm more of a 1 week max holder, turn n burn |
| What's excel? I just ask AI for the answer or sheets |
| Björn |
| I had $600 travel credit 😢 |
| At this point you have little to gain from selling it other than getting the 1200$ back. You can just let it ride. Either it will go to 0 or it might end up being worth something. You never know with Trump. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0zt9vkzhgsyg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c30a40a2538a19c20caa5d4038ac4b5062b6fa59 |
| You guys are still using Windows? |
| Most people won't notice |
| considering increasing my job search promiscuity by 1%, up from 0 😎 |
| Maybe. But if it tanks I’d never forgive myself. Bird in the hand, this is trajectory altering for me. Not gonna be greedy and risk tha |
| You can use Excel without a mouse, e.g. via ctrl, alt, shift shortcuts. |
| r/casinoregards was taken |
| Microsoft paint, duh |
| I miss her so much. Tequila treated me right. |
| Bad addiction, but damn, do I love it. |
| I don’t get it lol \n\nEdit: NEVA GONNA GIVE, NEVA GONNA GIVE! \n(I’m tired it clicked) |
| In case anyone needs it for a reply....\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2r12a2y6gsyg1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=966a3af6c1798c50f35fc5faf8527a044206d33b |
| I had a finance professor that would explain concepts through excel formulas and tables. Watching him work in Excel was like watching a conductor lead a symphony. He’d rapidly hit keys - never touched a mouse - and numbers would just appear in cells; gaps between numbers would magically backfill; columns were precisely spaced. I missed a lot of instruction because it was hypnotizing watching a master excel craftsman in his element. |
| Why don’t you like vanguard |
| I owned a brief period of time during the meme stock rally last year but had a stop loss in place that was tripped. I sold in the high 9 area. Debt to equity ratio is an obscene 47x. They have to refinance almost $1.4 Billion of long term debt in the next 5 years, most in 2028 and 2029. They have time to turn it around but bankruptcy could be in the cards in a few years. |
| I use a PowerGlove |
| Power hour |
| Already paid em. Owed 140k |
| How else to get charts for PowerPoint? |
| Those files will be as transparent as the Epstein files. |
| Who's gonna win the Derby? |
| He listens, he doesn’t judge |
| What? |
| They're definitely not A or B. Got to be C or D at least. |
| My entire personality is dependent on the internet |
| I sold NVDA at 90ish if I remember correctly so definitely compounded by going into PLTR between 13-30. |
| Yes, I use mouse in Excel, fuck you accountants. |
| Op I'm bored. \n\nIf you even want to experiment on some moves without any blowack (non options plz) let me know. |
| (He’s lying) |
| I know someone that got one for free through insurance prescribed by the doctor. I don't know the details, but either they were about to die or some shit. |
| \*Gambling\* |
| I do not give a shyt about golf. I just bet on it. |
| Is the day trade limit eliminated yet? |
| I actually got assigned on my cash covered puts that I sold. I sold those puts when it was $450 with 2 days to go. Had no idea it would tank another 35% in a day and a half of trading |
| I was BBAI, but decided yesterday to sell and not wait for earnings. Just not worth it at this point. All money in indexes besides 5% (80k) in PLTR |
| What you fail to include here is that this probably kept you so occupied that you missed a lot of your babies first moments and could not enjoy it as your mind was always chasing that one trade to get it all back. |
| The Ebay and Game Stork merger creates 10 billion of value lmao |
| https://preview.redd.it/41p04jxlfsyg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c12fcf65eb276c5754b6d522327a4b77ea941a2 |
| 😂 |
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| its not very grippable tbh |
| save spirit airlines |
| My portfolio is 1.6M, I’m 36, and an emergency physician. It basically created my nest and I’ll just slightly invest into it while living large (for me, I’m frugal by nature). |
| The most dangerous thing is winning at the casino. |
| Learning which way the safety equipment is installed half way up climbing the side of a mountain is insane |
| Hold on to your butts |
| I like Llama |
| we only get crashes for ants now |
| I click on Excel but Pandas does the real work |
| No clue dawg idr how I even found this |
| hot single moms in your area really want to |
| Elsewhere too. |
| If it fails I’d never forgive myself. I already won big either way. I’ve learned to take the W. Already held through massive gains and went way higher than I ever dreamed |
| that’s not what it was |
| Then how are we commenting here ? |
| And casino gamblers think theyre smarter than casinos |
| She is tough to look at. |
| overdue for a crash. I guess the victory declaration might do it. |
| My portfolio is up over a million. The photo above is just the PLTR graph |
| Dawg you consider 5 paragraphs to be a thesis |
| Fun fact: eBay had one of the best IPOs ever, in the 90s. |
| Bout tree fiddy |
| There's a running gag in IB finance that using a mouse for Excel is a no-no. Or is it a running gag elsewhere too? Idk. |
| I don't think so |
| I understand your frustration 🐤 |
| Found the euro trash |
| Just here to read all the comments 🫣 |
| This post is back? |
| If you sell your infant you can get a few more attempts at it |
| stay on ur side of the bed damn |
| Should I use a gamepad? |
| What’s wrong with gambling? We love casinos |
| Well i now have some egg on my face |
| Everything is computer. |
| That's when I load up on shares, the draw back |
| This is not normal? 😭 |
| Tmf is the way |
| Make them come true and short MSTR my guy. Probably headed back to $100 by June |
| Rabble Rabble Rabble Rabble! 🐥 |
| If Ryanair and Easy Jet had a love child created out of anger |
| ignore the negative comments, i like this setup. hormuz gets open, rates go down, TLT go up. maybe not everyone agree with that thesis but i like your odds here. godspeed! |
| I was going to name my kid total schedule 591 but I can’t now |
| make sure to post account balance in 1 yr |
| That’s a really good question because it’s been around for a minute |
| INTC grandma mUsT hAvE sold his shares = "copium"\n\nSimple fact is this WSB is full regard. ALWAYS inverse these herd sheep clowns.\n\nGrandma knows best. Life lesson. INTC at $20. Life changing. Unless regarded\n\n |
| This is becoming one of my favorite meme templates |
| Idk I have pretty wild dreams |
| Lots of people \n\nBond market is like 3x the US stock market |
| Not the cool BMWs. Non-SUVs for the US market are generally not built in the US. |
| We're getting unredacted examples of military optic capabilities so our enemies know how to counter them LMAO |
| Cathie didnt sell in May but should go away |
| wait since when is Ebay a stock? How is this the first time i am hearing of them being public |
| who wants to nap with me rn\n\ni may suk your pp |
| I bought all my BTC under 30k and sold it all over 110k based off the cycle. Gonna do it again. I made more than you probably dream of 😂 |
| Omg the prophecy |
| The enigma of buying low/sell high evades 99% around here... |
| With Spirit closing down is this a play for hertz and avis since lower income travelers cant afford delta,american,or united |
| Kinda pissed, I was gonna name my kid Grok 🦖 |
| The infant mashing buttons would have done better! Seriously! |
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| His donors won't even notice a $50k or $100k price hike on their new car. |
| Yes, it is the same. And you would pay CPP premiums, but not EI premiums because you need to retire, but you can't fire yourself from a company that you own. |
| https://preview.redd.it/on43faz7esyg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc8ce5da472563ab794dc0a4561f2bd17276bffe |
| Do you work at jp and have cannons?? |
| Honestly it’s ripe for nationalization |
| "buffets too old to understand this rally"\n\n"Berkshire boys r dum lmaoooo"\n\nJesus Christ, shut the fuck up.\n\n*None of you dumbfuck monkeys* are smart enough to understand this rally. The extent of your trade strategy is "stonk go up buy calls", it's the trade depth of one of those lab mice that has access to a morphine button.\n\nWarren Buffet is not a retard. He knows this rally isn't fueled by real solid growth; everyone's just gambling hard. Corporate debt issuance is having a record year; bond sales have already outpaced 2025 in *four months*. \n\nSame with stock buybacks, Q1 2026 was the first time in history that companies executed over $300bn in buybacks within one 3-month period. The only times we've ever had buyback yields higher than these were 2018 (when the 🥭 tax cuts hit and gave companies a shitload of free money) and 2007 (when companies were going full retard and crashed the world economy).\n\nMost of you are stupid fucking human beings. You don't know how a Pop Rock works, or the plumbing in your house, or how to talk to a woman. Most of you couldn't even do your own fucking taxes, and you think you understand the goddamn stock market better than *Warren fucking Buffet?* \n\nShut the fuck up, that shit's stomach turning. Don't conflate getting wins in what's currently one of the easiest games in history with actually being smart. |
| I loaded up a few weeks later with a ton of shares averaging $11.75 |
| 🫦 |
| Test |
| He's trying to say even tho it's age is infant, it's quantum learning puts it at an advanced 58yrs old |
| Glenn |
| Go attend Gamblers Anonymous |
| . |
| Birds Of A Feather is a banger ngl |
| Guess the goal is to leave a legacy, just not the kind you’d want to inherit. 😅 |
| Their tech is amazing… its so good |
| Finally I can stop filtering them out in Google flights |
| Holy shit what a downgrade honestly I guess he’s not married but whatever picture I saw wasn’t great |
| link |
| WSB is still great but people like who you are replying to are a little silly. Also, he thinks calling them a "kid" is an insult. It's not. WSB can produce wayyyyy better insults than that lmao he should be embarassed |
| Bought a peleton cheap off FB. Pretty pumped about it. We’re going into Hotter Than Hell season in FL until Halloween. |
| Sure blame it on the child… |
| Well she bought the Amazon dip? She was early but she bought it that’s something right |
| 😏 |
| Ya no shit retard |
| Imma steal this to spam in every investing related subreddit lmao |
| So your saying there's a chance |
| Congrats that’s a big comeback. It’s not easy to do..especially mentally after going down so much. |
| Why do mods hate SOUN? |
| Not touching it at all, not appealing in either direction at this price. Boooom get fkd |
| So you are a true believer in BTC! Good luck amd may time prove it's real value |
| I'm on the lookout for a bargain Airbus\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2qpv1oqjdsyg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a52aa1df326dad5df499c2b509cf5553212c0a69 |
| War is good business. Invest your son. |
| he serviced me well |
| If it wasn’t it is now |
| Cathie just confirmed the bull run will continue. We cooked |
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| Can we take bets on which name will be ruined next with a new ChatBot? Alexa, Claude, Grok, all off the list, who's next? Carlene? 🐥 |
| That gotta be a copy pasta lol |
| What if he was just too busy fullporting on ko |
| you can you my likeness for whatever necessary |
| i am |
| 2022 S&P was down 20%, do we really need to even ask why people lost money in 22? I was down 250k, but unlike OP just added more fuel to the fire and doubled down on ITM options,lol |
| Did a few hours of yard work listening to Motley Fool. \n\n\nWife is making me go have dinner with people and be social 😩 |
| And you would buy now in the bear market when we’re probably about to dump? Lmao get wrecked |
| Fuggin eh |
| Scroll down someone committed like 15 minutes to a whole ass paragraph |
| 🥭 has experience bankrupting casinos. So he has to turn the US into a casino first before bankrupting it |
| Yeah sure lmao. Get wrecked bro |
| So we getting UFO files before Strait of Hormuz opens…what the hell |
| But did you say thank you? |
| Rule of thumb is once this hits WSB the squeeze is almost sqooze |
| this guy's port: -60% ytd |
| why do i see green? |
| I’ll suck on his mama’s tit right now |
| Almost there! Admire your consistency, something from which we can all learn. |
| in the 1950's average household income was about 3 - $4k a year. equivalent to around $40k a year now. average home cost was $7k , smaller homes, but not by a whole lot. |
| Would read \n\nEdit: oh actually someone did write it. What a dummy lol |
| yes...but we have MEMES🫴 |
| Yeah its his 2026 Ai Maid-bot |
| Yeah but he makes bank from the insider tips he gets off the coconut telegraph. |
| Yeah..A million pennies. |
| No crying at the casino bud\n\n>None of you dumbfuck monkeys are smart enough to understand this rally.\n\nAI. |
| Maybe if you were posting on Greendit instead! |
| Phoebe buffet is Warren's love child |
| PWR baby |
| Nailed it |
| I didn’t exactly quit options I went from buying to selling. But the key thing for me was to stop trading on margin |
| Really. Just drove by the visa hq yesterday. \n\nA lot of fuckinin you say? 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Put it all on black. Win. Put those profits on 0dte SPY calls on Monday. Win even more |
| 👆👆👆 |
| I prefer to leave the profit taking to others. |
| Tom Brady got remarried? |
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| idk 50k for 4 bedroom home seems worth the sacrifice |
| Just the way to look like an alcoholic |
| Funny how all the gamecuck hype died off so fast as most people with brains realize ain't no way eBay is that stupid lmao 🤣🤣🤣 |
| I know, he is awesome. |
| Tom Brady/Warren Buffet, same athletic build, same net worth, same age wives 🦖 |
| Downvoted for bearish take |
| Imagine writing an entire thesis about how dumb everyone is here |
| My strategy for picking horses for the Kentucky Derby is to pick the horses who are the most angry. |
| Have u tried not being fat |
| OP is certified gooner (insider info) |
| You and Warren buffet can go suck a dick. Calls. |
| Spy gained 90+ in a month. Healthy |
| not really |
| open the fucking casino you crazy bastards!!! |
| Yeah, except for that whole Vietnam thing. |
| It's not profit until you pay the taxes |
| Figured I would grab a picture now since I am probably going to be back in the red pretty soon once things tank lol |
| Regard be exit liquidity, thinking their meme coin is worth a lot and be happy |
| All the retards clowning on Buffet makes me nervous |
| Ich habe auch ziemlich viel Geld verloren durch Trading (vor allem mit Risiko/Leverage) und versuche gerade, wieder auf die Beine zu kommen. Wie bist du konkret vorgegangen, um deine Verluste wieder reinzuholen? Hast du deine Strategie komplett geändert oder einfach disziplinierter weitergemacht? |
| clearly you aren't blue collar enough to know. |
| I’m sorry, are we on /r/wallstreetstupidlittlebitch? Run that into a 0DTE QQQ put right now OP |
| That’s cool |
| Can’t help but think about where I would be if I didn’t piss that money away but you live and you learn |
| Wait till he learns about morning expiry options lol |
| Bro, same—dad of a 3yo here, turned $500 to $50k pre-baby then revenge-traded back to $3k on SPX calls while changing diapers. Sold winners early, held losers. Infants > theta decay every time. Pause and swing trade lol. |
| put it all on 24 |
| That’s going to be me when this market drops 25% |
| I mean it’s such a highly efficient market you aren’t getting alpha. Returns always come with risk and typically “good strategies” you see on this page come from unforeseen risk factors. Usually tail risk. If you want to have fun and gamble that’s one thing but seriously don’t expect to be able to see real consistent long term returns without 1000s of hours of expertise in a specific field. Again you are competing against the best of the best - you really think there would be easy money still on the table without huge incremental risk?\n\nIf you want to learn or even just become more informed on the industry I’d listen to the Flirting with Models or Odds on Open podcasts. Pretty technical but excellent for learning.\n\nEdit: point I want to stress more then anything is that this is the most efficient market in the entire world and although strategies can be profitable for periods of time, you won’t be executing these strategies anywhere near as well as the HF’s that have been running and perfecting the exact strategy systematically for 15+ years. Just always be aware of the source of risk and factor exposure for what you’re doing. It’s not a real long term way to build wealth.\n\nAt the very least learn how to and start running back tests for strategies you want to run. Use something like databento for good data and make sure you are using clean data always. Do things systematically and focus on managing risk not targeting return. |
| "buffets too old to understand this rally"\n\n"Berkshire boys r dum lmaoooo"\n\nJesus Christ, shut the fuck up.\n\n*None of you dumbfuck monkeys* are smart enough to understand this rally. The extent of your trade strategy is "stonk go up buy calls", it's the trade depth of one of those lab mice that has access to a morphine button.\n\nWarren Buffet is not a retard. He knows this rally isn't fueled by real solid growth; everyone's just gambling hard. Corporate debt issuance is having a record year; bond sales have already outpaced 2025 in *four months*. \n\nSame with stock buybacks, Q1 2026 was the first time in history that companies executed over $300bn in buybacks within one 3-month period. The only times we've ever had buyback yields higher than these were 2018 (when the 🥭 tax cuts hit and gave companies a shitload of free money) and 2007 (when companies were going full retard and crashed the world economy).\n\nMost of you are stupid fucking human beings. You don't know how a Pop Rock works, or the plumbing in your house, or how to talk to a woman. Most of you couldn't even do your own fucking taxes, and you think you understand the goddamn stock market better than *Warren fucking Buffet?* \n\nShut the fuck up, that shit's stomach turning. Don't conflate getting wins in what's currently one of the easiest games in history with actually being smart. |
| More plz |
| 😂 |
| Add inflation and you're still in the red lol |
| negative since 2024 here |
| Yeah man that’s what I am talking about. Awesome stuff patience and perseverance. Kudos |
| I make more money in a shitty job working part time than my dad made 25 years ago and he was able to send his kids to private schools, vacations and everything.\n\nthe boomer generation had it made. |
| You cant live in a mortgage retard |
| SNDK crushing +300% YTD on NAND rebound? Back-to-back beast mode. Meanwhile I rotated into MU at $90 last year—up solid but no cigar. Apes feasting on semis, I'm just holding my tendies. |
| Late stage bull market? How many of these have you personally experienced in the past? |
| Congrats, Bud!! I was down 40% and finally got back to even Steven last week. Had mental meltdowns and anxiety attacks but recovered. NEVER STOP FIGHTING TIL THE FIGHT IS DONE!!!🤗 |
| Wouldn’t be right if I didn’t give the house a chance to win their money back lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/igqzk45ubsyg1.jpeg?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f94c9d8bb4ea046c029da08e6cbdce226ae20ec\n\n \nEveryday |
| You are so close to understanding why no one wants to own an American made car, yet I doubt you will ever get it. |
| Weekend vibes: Xerox short interest 25% at $3? Tempting YOLO but my paper hands recall $PLTR at $8—bailed at $12, now $120. Moral: apes strong, me weak. What's your poison this week? |
| Parlays |
| PLTR calls |
| Relax. ☺️ |
| https://preview.redd.it/ca5ikeqqbsyg1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c5596da897de84aa2b1c7729cc25f43b336d9e6\n\n |
| I got gambling addiction what do I do |
| Retarded |
| Going to my fridge for the fourth white Monster of the day. |
| Straight up to 740-750.. sorry I don’t make the rules |
| 😂💔folk |
| Down 50% is nothing bro. I've blown $1-$5k accounts a dozen times in the last few years. |
| I was using a lot of margin trying to maximize gains, I shouldn’t have been fucking with options since I really didn’t know what the fuck I was doing. When I hit that low point I just tighten up learned and stopped using margin lol |
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| Ok, Chris Kempczinski |
| I love it when it rains but I swear it brings out the dumbest drivers around |
| Which of these stocks will actually double again? |
| Use your mouf |
| Rip ask jeeves. Yesterday was his last day of service |
| Yo, where da gilfs at? |
| Great, time to pull out |
| Betting on the Kentucky Derby. |
| The mental gymnastics used by those fully invested in Berkshire to make themselves feel better about underperforming the market is something else.\n\nSame with all the people sitting on cash because "Buffett is and I'm not going to pretend I know better than him". |
| Wie hast du das geschafft ohne Angst zu haben den Verlust zu verdoppeln? |
| logged in users are growing at a measly 7%, the biggest part of their growth comes from people getting redirected from google. They purely rely on google ranking them high in the search results... |
| Idk how I’m still on there today I haven’t been here much today |
| What the fuck am I supposed to be doing? |
| https://preview.redd.it/1i7catl8bsyg1.jpeg?width=1060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d3965fc0ad764cfaca460593e64e9f05b07bc21 |
| Fucking around with margin and Tesla options trying to get rich lol |
| LMFAO |
| Not today tho 😉 |
| Laughing, getting bailed out by insiders, being retarded/genius, gains/losses, and being an INTC bagholder aren't mutually exclusive.\n\n>https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1eqs237/this_ones_for_you_grandma_guy_you_get_back_up_to/lhui3b4/\n\nFor all we know INTC-guy might have sold his shares. \n\nAlso for reference I still have my INTC shares. Been selling upside covered calls on them since 2020. I finally got caught with this upside run selling $85 calls but I'm ok with missing out on the $15 extra. |
| Downvoted for bearish take |
| How did u even loose that much in first place? |
| Why don’t you convert your money in USD??? You are paying at lest 1.5% to enter and exit a trade which compound to more than 3% for every single position that you enter |
| Me neither dude. Good luck tho. |
| You’re not better and you know it you’re a 1% commenter too usually 🐥 |
| Dying is bad when ur rich |
| They need to short the shot out of the market |
| This is why people don't do leaps.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ylskkfpzasyg1.png?width=699&format=png&auto=webp&s=041fa570b4b6c2bbdf6adb0316093ca25c2039ab |
| You 1%ers 🐥 |
| I think we see 715 again then 725+ |
| Drip |
| And what if you are doing both? |
| Cost of tuition. Now you can go out and make real money. |
| OP could double up on Monday with the right investment. |
| We were waiting for you. Open the doors |
| What losing cause? Their ad business is still growing like crazy and the increase in ad impressions can definitely be attributed to their use of AI. Also there is not enough compute power in the market overall, so whatever infrastructure they build it can utilized. Worst case they rent it out and make it worthwhile... |
| Nope, it will boom |
| Dont think you can just go around being wrong on the internet pal. |
| ok I'm ready, you can open the casino now |
| It's not illegal it's just frowned upon |
| 1864 |
| 🤫 |
| No lies detected. |
| Hardcore mode |