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| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Shoganai_Hito made a bet that CAR would go to 100.0 within **1 week** when it was 202.5 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Why? |
| It's amazing how, all of a sudden, a fish-headed lady entered our collective consciousness lmao |
| MSFT just don’t wanna print like google it’s not my fault. |
| As a manager\n\nshe always gives \n\n \nGOOD DIRECTIONS (say that fast) |
| Doubt it but made some good money today on calls and that gamma ramp is very nice. \n\nThen will exercise into shares and sell more CC\n\nAlot of money to still be made on this stock |
| Very disappointed in Joe for no letting them merge. This and the train union bust. |
| Meme market is back lol |
| #IMAGINE NOT HAVING CANNONS LIKE THESE\n\n#LMAO🤌 |
| If you're happily married it's still shit and not worth the fuck |
| Just buy the stock you dumb fuck. |
| Well, of course he hopes for that - for they stink! |
| 45 minute accident |
| Some weekend food for thought: \n\nI bought LLY @ $30 and almost dumped it at $70. Today the average price target for that stock is $1260 |
| Certainly strong enough to make an announcement about a potential offer that will be rejected a never happen. Bold. |
| START THE CLOCK! 😂 |
| 🤣 |
| keep doing this, youll win every time |
| That Indian guy who made up the JP Morgan story looks like an AI rendering of Quagmire \n\nSame jawline lmao |
| I bought AH, it’ll stop now |
| And fish heads get cucked |
| How are you negative 95k |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I only flew it once and it felt exactly being on a bus\n\nFun fact - I was eligible for a class action because of that flight and got back more than the cost of the ticket |
| Thats still just the backup plan. |
| Imagine getting free booty from your boss at your luxurious job, then snitching about it \n\n\nsmh |
| He risked 200k to make 8k, regard |
| They are getting into the psa graded cards market. |
| Reminds me of that physical eBay store in 40 year old virgin |
| This is why I can’t get a ddr Ram, but I ain’t mad after watching this |
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| Ready for the Recession? Don't believe this Rally it's just the last hurrah for ERs is why. Oil now stuck above $100 is fucking Armageddon as history has always proven. This time is no different and prob going to be one of the worser ones given how much pure Retardium went into this run.\n\n\nOn the flipside, short term Calls are going to be giving you a guilty pleasure if you indulge. 😉 |
| Unders have been cashin... |
| Fuck MSTR its a ponzi scheme |
| How sure are we that he actually has an Asian wife because this whole story has been debunked so I wouldn’t be surprised if that was also made up and it’s just a weird fantasy or fetish thing |
| Why do bers think the market has to go down? Companies are smashing earnings and until that stops, nobody gives af about a straight of whore moose. |
| This is probably as good a time as any to announce I am preparing an offer to buy the Eiffel Tower. |
| You can buy a cheap calls spread overlay to go with it. That's what I do now. |
| So, it's a non-canon event? |
| Dude no need to be racist here. The guy is likely lying but whats race got to do with it. Do better |
| I strongly disagree because that assumes immense demand destruction at prices that have not historically caused demand destruction. And we know demand destruction isn’t there yet because the US is on pace to deplete the entire SPR in approximately 2-3 months. If oil has topped, it is not a natural result of market forces, but the result of BOJ and Bessent interventions scaring bulls and institutional buyers out of the market. If that is the case, that’s actually worse for the broader market because the current oil prices do not encourage further production and we need to increase production if we’re going to avoid catastrophe. To make matters worse, UAE’s exit from OPEC makes more drilling all the more unattractive because it will likely result in an oil glut 1-2 years after this is over. I’ve seen lots of traders post bearish oil sentiments and I get the sense that their theses are based on charts rather than the physical reality. Since oil powers the entire economy and there are over 1 billion missing barrels, with that number increasing each day, my thesis is that the physical reality will force prices higher, no matter what lines traders draw on their charts. |
| Anyone betting on nba playoffs while the casino is closed? |
| “Accidentally”\n\n |
| Your mom thinks my face is cute enough to sit on |
| It'll run up & they'll dilute again. I've seen this movie before. |
| GameStop is a meme stock. That logic and rule doesn’t apply. |
| Oh yeah nice little casual 97k return, no big deal |
| Not 1 word of what you just said is verifiable.. |
| Yup, weird timeline |
| I mean I guess it depends the environment\n\nI am always at home when it happens so I hate it, but I love the ride! |
| You guys remember when Adam neumann from WeWork started spending huge money on growth before IPO so the company could remain in high growth period and investors won’t get spooked even when they couldn’t even find customers for previous buildings? |
| Nvda calls are in the toilet, pray that pltr calls will get me out of this hole |
| yeah and he looks like a doofus. there are plenty of more attractive brown men out there who are available for drugging and CNC |
| IREN CALLS - THE MOTHER OF ALL AI DATACENTER DEALS IS COMING\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vm2tokzfqlyg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c018d44be69f94aa48a4db6c09372e6a3992bf79 |
| Institutional bers began backing off from poet today while retail bers doubled down. Why u guis hate me 🤨 |
| This is like INTC wanting to buy NVDA \n\n🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
| They’re called Double standards because they’re twice as true |
| Yeah! Go spy! |
| Price goes up doesn't always mean company is making the right moves. A company can be tanking itself while the price still goes up. I mean, just look at Tesla, that shit makes zero fucking sense. \n\nDisclaimer: I know fuckall about everything |
| Toto AI bidet ad right here |
| Marsellus no!!! |
| Taking a personal loan is a true sign of being unable to math. Good work you regard. \n\nYour parents basement will soon give you the economic freedom you’ve been dreaming of but not in the way you expect (Wendy’s application joke) |
| pareidolia - seeing visual patterns in random chaos. it's normal, but unreliable. |
| Monkey JPEGS or something like that. |
| Thank fuck |
| I did microwave drunken noodles for lunch!\n\nI loved it so much. I was actually going to figure out how to make it\n\nI made homemade jalapeno poppers too |
| Are you British or Pakistani? |
| on her side, on her back, prone, etc |
| Dianna Russini |
| Goldman cannons are more prestigious. |
| Then the US will claim unfair anti-capitalist practices for not allowing US corps to have their global reach, lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/z6hxpiedqlyg1.png?width=1320&format=png&auto=webp&s=87db32baa579adf3229205cfdfcec8079d094580\n\n |
| lol |
| Amazon has always been the big bear thesis, but if it was going to kill them it would have happened years ago\n\nThey have their niche and they're very good at it. They establish trust with their customers and that matters a lot in this industry |
| I swear someone posted a SOUN DD at open, I can’t find it anymore but it ran up 20% after |
| Ubisoft is cheap because of nepotism. A sale like this wouldn’t happen unless it was Tencent who already have a big stake. |
| To be fair, eBay is already doing AI.\nI guess it could theoretically do good AI if someone kicked the right butts over there, but I'm not sure Ryan Cohen would be any good at making a tech company improve their R&D |
| I was lowkey hoping GameStop would pull a $BIRD move and buy an AI datacenter instead. 😂 |
| Turns out HE is the fish head |
| I need karma |
| Need more of them 20 million $ missles to shoot down 1000$ drones |
| https://preview.redd.it/5c4miiraqlyg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10a5aa95be1cc3fb393bd8712d511145c8f2302a |
| This is the type of regardation that only exists in this sub |
| Mans must be buying Pokemon cards. |
| Very much so, for good reason |
| When I sell a covered calls it seems the stock will always have its best day |
| Having just grazed $1M you're giving me bad thoughts. |
| As in you’re having a hard time understanding? Me too |
| Yeah, I didn't wanna say anything cause "believe victims" and all but like..... the story just did not sound real\n\nIt sounded like something he jerked off too\n\nThe complete lack of evidence, despite there supposedly being dozens of incidents, is glaring |
| Smol peepee saying they have big peepee |
| 100 |
| #Bers would be so upset if they could afford internet and read all those comments LMAO🤌 |
| Wow, racist much? |
| Nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative... gets the people going |
| cannon confirm his GF does not talk like this\n\nexcept in certain sir cum-stances |
| I only feel alive when the dice are in the air |
| where is that hello kitty or roaring kitty guy |
| But Tesla's price doesn't follow reality. You shouldn't think that it's correlated with its success. |
| And leave it open 24/7 |
| https://preview.redd.it/uuxt7kk3qlyg1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c9e3ec47eeaa6960095cb41d2bd3b587bd0df69 |
| Dumb money: gives wife entire tax return on that "You keep da money" Hey Arnold shit\n\nSmart Money: plays musical chairs with sector rotation in an effort to rugpull retail until they need a government bailout. |
| Been buying lottos for months and the one week i dont the news finally drops |
| I would too but if I was this guy, I’d stay with options |
| Debt and dilution is how |
| Yes and |
| Still time to get in on the red eye |
| Don’t….. |
| LOL |
| TSLA going to be merged with spacex to get musk his 1T pay package. |
| Author's debute novels be like: |
| remember that thing , with the digital pictures that were supposed to be currency? I can't even remember the name of it. that was a funny time period. |
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| Legally, it's still called the Department of Defense. |
| Why? |
| They are going to take it back if the stock drops. |
| Unfortunately im deep as fuck in corporate, im just missing the cannons |
| Anyone playing around FLEX earnings? |
| Yeah something about him knowing jpmorgan would just settle instead of doing the lawsuit\n\nI’m late to the party, but for the few seconds I heard about it, shit was kinda hot ngl |
| https://preview.redd.it/2vstc5kyplyg1.png?width=634&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb3112bde5399eac1bba748bd4006eb2ed78a6ce\n\n |
| Murmured been around for along time |
| SoUnDs LiKe NiMbYiSm To Me. |
| Why are they even placing a bid? They should just hit the Buy it Now button. |
| Exactly. Yet, they stay here indoors for 7+ months living with pets. It's crazy to me lol. |
| I got some 9.5 and 11C. Do we sell Thursday? How high you think? |
| Illegal taxis, electric semis, robots? and space data centers. The future |
| Not confirmed but seems unlikely from what JP Morgan has said but of course they would say that. \n\nBut yeah I do think its unlikely to be true. |
| I tried to take a poop but the poop took me |
| Look at this guy owning land. |
| Post 4:1 split |
| Triggered my fight or flight |
| Ask yourself why the price going up makes you upset |
| I dont shop for one meal at a time like an asshole, so false |
| It is common with stocks that surpass the $1000 mark. NVDA being the most obvious |
| NOW at 90.9 has a bear case partially priced in |
| >that was a 4chan thing.\n\nAgain .... Do you realize what sub you are in. Read the sub description on the home page |
| N fuk |
| Sometimes I think about mocking Mr. Raya, but then I remember that most of you are cucked in your everyday lives and don't even have a finance career to show for it. I wouldn't want you all to realize that you're worse off than him. |
| damn we haven't won the war in a while now |
| Markets are efficient because of insider trading |
| It’s a plot to solve loneliness by pairing Etsy witches with GameStop degenerates |
| lol found the poor… can’t even afford 3-ply |
| I can make almost anything\n\nTonight homemade jalapeno poppers! \n\nCream cheese, cheddar cheese, garlic powder, chives\n\nPanko bread crumbs on top\n\nAir fried at 400 for 9 minutes!\n\nI am apparently also AI |
| Name more than one that people care about/are itching to play more of that can't just be spiritually succeeded. |
| Yep; neither happened today |
| God, please send me a beautiful lady. I’m too retarded and anti social to go out and look for one. On top of not wanting to get an std, 😭I need me one |
| They need to go AI. |
| Bitcoin is a sexy motherfucker |
| Far OTM bro, not deep. |
| Agreed - Not when you could be in Philippines with a 25 yr old gf and living large for $500 a month on the beach |
| Great. You paid $130 for ingredients and still gotta wash dishes. |
| Japanese government would never allow for a takeover. |
| A non regard among us you are |
| Oh my god, Fuck GameStop already. |
| https://preview.redd.it/00mxzh4kplyg1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c9d97ca84a7f2b3f87aee93de3a210fbf1ed4d3\n\nOnly Lambo you’ll have. |
| My ai girlfriend doesn’t even talk like this |
| I have 4 shares, so I think I'll be up $26.04 total. Huge if true. True if huge. |
| The man was a creep who cheated on his wife and wrote a porn fantasy script because he got caught. |
| yeah pretty much. same thing with bbby and amc. |
| This is actually stolen from somewhere else. I saw this same thing yesterday somewhere on Reddit.\n\nSo not even OP's work. |
| Mass eruptions |
| Microwaving your leftover chipotle isn’t cooking |
| Upvoted this. |
| Hehe yeah it takes me like 30m sometimes to realize "hey idiot you're not buying or selling anything, just doing caveman pattern scanning for no reason, go back to bed". |
| nothing a quick lick can't fix. |
| Wait really? What a legend |
| How is turning a profit failing? |
| \nIs Mr. Bob & Vegene's H1B running out of time lol\n\n \n |
| Always use Charmin 2-ply |
| So? |
| I'm so hard right now |
| Do you ever want to buy a stock, almost click on buy, think for a few seconds and decide to wait it out\n\nAfter that the stock rugs 5% in a few hours |
| the fuck? serious? |
| Papa Retard loading up another ATM equity offering. Needs some cash to buy the NASDAQ. |
| I’ve been trying for 22 years |
| In honor of the guy who commented about his $30 hamburger, I am baking brioche buns and making burgers |
| lol nicely done. I like how obscure this is. |
| If you consider the fact that share holders got 4 shares for every 1 share, the price would be $100ish compared to what it was 4 years ago. And again, it may be at the same price point now, but it did not trade flat. Do you not see the squiggly line going up and down? Plenty of opportunity to gain and lose money. Definitely isn't flat though. |
| I just wiped my ass and accidentally poked through the paper and got shit all over my finger. Whoops a daisy |
| Mr money bags ever here with his lawn |
| Why? Usually it’s the acquired company who rockets more. |
| how's their moat? while I agree they are popular , have nice services, and in general I like the company and how it treats customers. but what do they offer that's different that Amazon couldn't do? |
| Sir this is in an IRA mostly, RH sure |
| I hate Spirit because my standard is Ryanair…which happens to be a hell of a lot cheaper. |
| So, reverse mermaid? |
| you should check out shares, they're like options that never expire. |
| Thinking my lawn care company might acquire IBM. Offering $675 and an 08’ Ford pickup. |
| On twitter all morning |
| GameStop owning eBay, idk how to feel about that |
| Never heard of drawdown I'm assuming |
| Because the market makes no sense right now. |
| Vcm Askwkwoamak\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/egzibimaplyg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=97496746569da4863ae93f9014af451326002745 |
| This is how it’s done! |
| yo what happened to that grandma intel guy?? |
| Bro the stock is at $28 lmao calm down. |
| Looks like it lol |
| They are about to announce offer to buy Ebay. |
| Where was it pointed out? |
| This \^\^\^ |
| GameStop offered eBay $4.00 in store credit or $2.50 in cash, but only if eBay included the original box and all the cables. |
| Ban bet spy to 750 before may 15 2026 |
| Slower fap |
| Only NVDA bears are celebrating amongst all bears |
| Robinhood buying Charles Schwab next? |
| I'm down 40%, I never had sex, i drive a 2001 Toyota Camry and i live in a trailer with my mom...almost 40 \n\n \nYou have no idea how the "retard" way looks like |
| Honestly probably a better entry point than today. I now have to run the risk of war news tanking the market over the weekend. |
| Just wait until tax season next year and be ready to cut 40% of the wins |
| Gee I wonder if there is a name for this Business model? \n\nTheir core business hasn't done shit. The entire rise in value has been via dilutions. \n\nHmmm can't put my finger on this ... scheme. |
| According to JP Morgan, a notoriously trustworthy and honest company. |
| What’s up u/VisualMod? |
| https://preview.redd.it/w2rr94m3plyg1.jpeg?width=1194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0c2def72d55a5daa59cee5cb566b5703101e870 |
| NVDA ATH next week.\n\nWE WILL BE AVENGED |
| Mine expired dead today |
| Hell yea |
| Don’t you put that evil on greyhound. |
| Fwknkskmzzm\nDodixkxkbjxkvjhvfi |
| I don't even think they'll be able to make a new season of black mirror. We are literally in it. Oh how far we've fallen.... |
| Hes Indian, of course he made it up |
| He was married and they both likely had an affair. He probably got caught by wife so he's making this shit up about being a victim. \n\nI mean "cannons" really??? What woman talks like that in real life? |
| ok I think I got it, I take it most of them are insufferable because of the loss? the hate might be justified then |
| Bagholder spotted |
| … |
| “If I stop working my mind will go to shit” |
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| Why are we still talking about that one meat when something has been held hostage from years of suppression and finally released from the shackles of KGs side bish. |
| No one wants shitty American cars |
| Are you highly regarded? |
| What is GameStop even about anymore man |
| My grandfather retired at 55 and is 92 now. His memory started declining at 91. Military retirement, work pension and SS. He lived well. |
| Wait, spy and oil goes up together now? Why is high oil good for stocks? |
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| Wow they were right lol.\n\nSo many retail traders were pointing out the weird EBAY volume this morning and called that something was up.\n\nOf course I ignored them because who wants to invest int eBay |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/FriedCheeseSanga made a bet that SPY would go to 715.54626 within **6 hours** when it was 722.774 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 9 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| That department had been defunded already. Only the Department of War remains. |
| So clearly MSFT needs to spend more on AI to not get left behind. \n\nSo getting punished for AI capex spending is dumb as shit. |
| So let me guess, they're gonna get Saudi Arabia to fund the deal? |
| It did trade flat though? Stock is even a tiny bit down compared to exactly 4 years ago. |
| need a -2% or +2% weekend...ofc nothing will happen |
| just drinking a beer admiring the lawn I just cut ☺️ |
| Ber r ded |
| I laughed at it, ngl |
| That’s wildly unfair…to Ryanair.\n\nSpirit was Ryanair without the reliability, class, empathy, or comfort. |
| your comment is very far down, and it appears no one has heard of the boycott.\n\nwhich means it's a pretty shit boycott. and it was 3 months ago. people don't have that long of attention spans.\n\nit dropped because they missed earnings last quarter because they had issues with production. if they have fixed that and regained shelf space, they SHOULD easily beat projections this time. They were projected .38/share and only got .35/share. right now, their earnings projection is .10/share. They haven't had that low of a projection in like 3 years, and last quarter was the only time they missed projection in a looong time. \n\nearnings is on may 7th. people are betting they destroy their projection which would send it north pretty fast. |
| The retraction is a fabrication |
| Statistically, if you were guessing you would have gotten at least 1 of these to be green.\n\n \nGreat job! |
| Just put the fries in the bag and quit telling us about your dumb investments. |
| I’m crying over my LMT calls as well my friend |
| \*hot pocket\* |
| Incidentally, that's why CHWY is going to skyrocket in the next year. Because people can't afford kids, but they still want to splurge on their pets. Not only are they posting growing revenues, growing gross profits, and net income, but I see Chewy boxes all over my neighborhood. |
| Anyone else holding heavy NVDA bags 😭? |
| I don't care. I'm making barrels of money on stocks. |
| Facts. This sub from 2018-2021 was the absolute peak of reddit. |
| Buffet is gonna buy both once merged |
| Oh it's a racist and rape condoning sub? Didn't realize that. Thought that was a 4chan thing. |
| I think PFE $24 Put. Its 2 dollars OTM and selling for $.13. I bought 5 today for $50 bucks, and if earnings are bad, it will might 10x. |
| he won't be sleeping at night, he's working the night shift at wendys |
| they are losers that took a trade too far and became sheep, instantly lashing out at anyone that opposed their great stonk. |
| When I read what she supposedly said. I thought it sounded really dumb like a little kid made it up |
| You win for post of the day |
| Yes but the memes don't stop |
| Can't believe SPY700 is now a ber thesis. Not even a month before this was like bol Constantinople or something |
| $bull should definitely buy $Hood |
| only reasonable explanation. |
| Made yourself a hot pocket? |
| 99% of day traders underperform the market long term (with most having negative lifetime returns). Play around with 10% of your portfolio, sure, but quit while you’re in the 1%. |
| they fell for a moronic obvious psyop and donated their money to the exact people they thought they were "fighting" whatever that even means. its like if millions of retards were still talking about kony 2012 all wiring their money to uganda every month. |
| I can finally sell my 5 EBay shares and afford to buy a PS5. Patience truly pays off. |
| Jan27 $15. I don’t think it’s going to take that long though with the current short interest |
| >brown Inspector Gadget\n\n😂😂 |
| PLTR puts |
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| How is that even possible |
| He’s gonna need to squeeze game stonk to $125 a share |
| We seen’t this in 2020.. nah, not the demand destruction.. the Xerox-HP bidness 🥴 |
| I just believed in my thesis and technically it was pretty obvious to me it was a retest. I’ve been a part of many major breakouts and had sold too early and I was not going to make that mistake again |
| Buyout would be for the IPs, not an engine or devs. |
| The thing is, if they are the last choice and that is clear. That would imply that as soon as AI boom slows down a little or TSMC increases production enough Intel's earnings once again will crash down. Market will react to that future.\n\nIf it's not, it's more like %50 %50, I would say it will pump. I expect it will be even better for Intel, as AMD is very capacity constrained from TSMC likely. |
| I'm a real man\n\nI know how to cook |
| That’s wild considering fish have massive eyes. |
| Guys we are so fucking back! 🚀🚀 |
| Imagine being so devoid of creativity that, even with AI, you can't create a funny meme :/ |
| eggxelent |
| Whenever you’re sick of having money. |
| Was it not confirmed he made this shit up?\n\nApparently he wasn’t very social so the complaint sounds like a literal fantasy he wanted to happen.\n |
| How the hell can a MEME stock end up biding for eBay. CEO of the year. |
| Bought a 5/8 104c for incel how retarxed am I? |
| GameStop buying eBay…WTF is even happening now. lol |
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| Yes you're in stage 1 keep going |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/damnthatbooty made a bet that NVDA would go to 205.0 within **1 day** when it was 200.531 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 12 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Repost. |
| But the gimp’s sleeping. |
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| He's married to an Asian woman and the accused said something about his fish head wife not having cannons like her |
| Been wondering how to invest in these guys, thanks for sharing! |
| AXTI surprised me today. Hope it becomes like LITE. |
| I guess that can afford you a tire for now |
| Did you forget what sub you're in? |
| From what I have heard on macro interviews, seems like oil has probably topped somewhat, but what’s underpriced are the longer dated futures contracts. Significant backwardation, and market underpricing possibility of long term persistently high oil prices |
| Rip spirit, u fk! |
| AI-Bay!\n\nTo the moon! |
| It’s his supposedly fish faced Asian wife |
| Im tryin |
| Log off bro |
| Oldest trick in the book. “Oh I’ll buy this bigger company” so the bigger company will end up buying them. |
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| hope you aimed it right at the wendy's dumpster |
| OPEN THE CASINO |
| My portfolio? Lol you know nothing of my portfolio? |
| Flashgitz certified. |
| I’m still holding BB lmao |
| Same here.. before I had trouble waking up at 6am, now it's fine.... but the worst part is I wake up at 6am without even placing any trades, just watching lines go up and down 😄 |
| It’s cool guys, I think GameStop is just listing themselves on eBay! |
| They're afraid to stop working because they know they will die soon after. |
| Have you *tried* to use Copilot? It told me it didn't know what Foundry was |
| right, it's replaced us having children. |
| She sure did not mind on her side, \n\nAlso r/hangryupvote |
| What correlation does the fish have with anything |
| I just cant...suffering from post traumatic meat 🍖 disorder |
| the mf was lying anyway so |
| I enjoyed my time in EWY. DRAM is doing well! |
| Autistically taking profits every 100-300% off of photonics and plasmonics. I might regret that… |
| Make it clap |
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| Why not just cut the middle step and announce a pivot to datacenters. |
| Small company is planning to buy big company lol guys am I right |
| because airlines aren’t money printers. Their % margins are quite small compared to most industries. That’s why airlines don’t exactly have large market caps despite appearing massive on the outside. \n\nThe CC provides outsized advantage because the small subset of users who either use it for every transaction then cash out their miles for pennies or the users who pay interest on it subsidize the rest. |
| 727 easy, 730 was in reach .. that retard 🥭killing his own pump |
| Show us next week when it’s down 80%, then you’re doing it right! |
| the etf that never goes down |
| You didn't hear the news! \n\nMike Carney got with Iran and he raised the money |
| CEO Darren Woods warned Friday that the market has not absorbed the full impact of the unprecedented oil supply disruption triggered by the Iran war and the closure of the Strait of Hormuz. - Puts when? |
| Yahoo made a bid to buy GOOGLE? |
| Ah yes... the initial spike. Another fish finds his bait. |
| Nothing I said was a subjective interpretation but hey whatever helps you sleep at night. |
| Bros celebrating a small dip after a huge run up lmao |
| Lol |
| I Just put in an offer to buy spirit Halloween. I can offer $500 |
| dang I hope so. new month, new crash. |
| Everyone in my building has a dog ffs. I don't even have anything against dogs but this is a clear sign these people have mental problems from loneliness. A dog is not going to resolve your emptiness, you anti-social regard. |
| Suck a fart |
| I don’t mind blowing |
| Anyone want to buy some SPIRIT shares? |
| GameStop. If this goes through, their price will rocket. |
| Please no.. I've used ebay for some 20 years. It's been great. I don't expect it to be after this...why is everything going to absolute garbage. |
| How can they buy a company 4x their size |
| What made you keep holding once you recovered the 100k? Did you have a price target or just planned on holding closer to expiration? |
| DRAM gives best exposure to sk hynix/Samsung without having to invest in the south korean index on american exchanges if anyone is interested |
| I also thought it was crazy how people bring their work phone with them everywhere. now I get it. I subconsciously will bring it with me on the weekends sometimes. some days I don't even use an alarm to wake up, I just wait for someone to call about a problem. I get a lot of 5:30am calls |
| put their mouth where their bags are* a lot of peeps lost $ on it a few years ago, most moved on but the bag holders are still waiting |
| Gme to 100 |
| Haven’t lost enough of your dead granny money yet. Keep going. |
| Watch it or I’ll get my boy midge from west Miami Wendy’s on your ass |
| Gamechump apes have been saying that for years and have been negative the past 5 years missing out on the biggest AI bull run |
| God damn did I overtrade today... |
| Not enough |
| I don't know how Intel would only be selling scraps when we hear news of them selling out their leftover storage as well. The AI boom is at full power and not enough chips to satisfy all demand. \n |
| never go full 🎮 |
| You save the AI until after acquisition to boost the stock and cash in big. |
| Beyond meat calls gonna take me out the trenches |
| My wife needs to join this subreddit so she can learn to negotiate like this |
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| People should do it tomorrow morning, shop clerks will be surprised |
| Poor man's equivalent to GME's plan for eBay |
| Who knows... this circus isnt even a coin toss... its just absurd fuckery |
| Trading last year broke me on the west coast. I'm a night owl but then I started reflexively waking up at 6am even without an alarm and I had the worst sleep for months.\n\nI got better. |
| Trump: "We are delivering discounts with price differences of 600, 700, and sometimes even 800 percent reductions" |
| How is 7 consecutive green quarters a fail? |
| Let's give it the weekend. |
| It's like flat earthers. They are retarded lol |
| then xerox buys blackberry |
| Billions and billions and billions and billions |
| I sold NOK at 300% and dumped it at its peak today and full ported gamecock calls just before the rip, I am John Wallstreet |
| It's a quote from the court documents |
| Nintendo isnt for sale, even Microsoft got laughed at when they made a offer. |
| Nah the numbers r supposed to be red |
| One day your parents carried you for the last time. And one day spy is going to hit a number and never go back that high. |
| hi i'm new , is there a bear in here that can explain to me what ATH means ? |
| all these newfriends don't even know ryan "rugging champion" cohen |
| You will be broke by the time it does. |
| Shut the fuck up. |
| LOL |
| Getting pegged by Nana from the afterlife\n\nF\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/4x6f28ofnlyg1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=554070a8fdaee4f94db0f87512487861f49b3f33 |
| Been around wsb since like '18. Was/occasionally am still ape. Believe in RCuckman to eventually turn the company around.\n\nThe problem is how shit some of them act here instead of staying in their respective zoo. |
| Pop dat thang |
| I didn’t have any skin in the game because oil seems dicey but isn’t it a little early to declare victory? |
| literally just intel and amd calls? |
| How do you find calls like this |
| Cum here Deagle |
| Tell me again how often the company buying another company goes up initially? |
| No |
| Buying any game-dev-space company is a terrible decision right now (and usually) -- you're buying aging-out and spaghetti-code tech (when you can just build new tech for much less (especially in this new age of AI enablement)) and burned-out devs. ❤️ |
| Ain't no way she said this lol |
| blackberry should buy apple next |
| So you made all this money off the stock but yet are sitting here talking shit to other people who are trying to make money on this stock? Sounds kind of dumb. |
| Can we give it a rest? How many rape and racist jokes can this make? |
| Ask Paramount acquiring Warner Bros. |
| My comment was in regards to "it traded flat over the last 4 years" which it hasn't. They've also had like 7 profitable quarters in a row. |
| Balls of steel |
| My Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have a right cannon like that ☹️ |
| Paypal next-day business loan using your receivables as collateral |
| Goddamn why did I sell NOK when it 1x bagged on me. |
| Boomers entire personality is their job. You can see they don't even know what to do with themselves in retirement it's like an existential crisis. |
| Suffering is necessary until you realize it is unnecessary |
| Dude half of London is black/"minority " |
| Speaking of terrible fills I got fucking owned on wealth simple today. It was like $0.04 spread on NVDA 0DTE calls and the second I clicked buy I had a market order of $1.08 and got filled at $1.28. I was so mad lol. I usually don’t get terrible pills but sometimes you just get like a terrible one and you’re like what the fuck. Can’t wait to use IBKR. |
| Man fuck! Please pay your taxes |
| Love this market. Once he buys ebay Gamestop will talk about ai powered sales and shoot to the moon. |
| Would have been running once we broke 725 if he didn’t speak.\n\nInstead people lost confidence going into the weekend and closed |
| NOK, EBay and the game store pumping… millennials bringing back their childhood heroes |
| “You get us eBay, we get you that fooken cat guy” |
| Why didn’t he throw AI into the announcement, just insert it randomly between those words above. Instant 100B market cap |
| ai slop driving the markets |
| yummy |
| *slow clap* |
| That’s what I call greenpeace! |
| Ric Flair quoted I’ve had a lot of women in my life. Even some heavyweights along the way. |
| All I want is Tesla to dissolve, is that too much to ask for? |
| https://preview.redd.it/xsk6d9g4nlyg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6250afe95d1527620d14c684cc3b65a4849d7719 |
| Trading while living in Hawaii must be the worst\n\n Market opens up 3.30am Hawaii time lmaoo |
| Think it's supposed to be Kevin Warsh, the new fed chair. Don't think he's happy about this though, unless he wants to avoid blame. |
| Interesting. I *hate* the spins, try to avoid at all costs for me |
| Yeah, I don't agree with your subjective interpretation of an objective fact. It's really not that deep\n\nTake care |
| They will also probably be overturned by the courts in a few months (again), so I don't think it's even real. |
| Wow\n\nThat is something to be proud of\n\nImagine what all humanity could do without the internet and a little productive boredom |
| PLTR calls |
| The FAFO |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| In America, you can finance a $100k hellcat for 108 months on fast food worker wage. So yeah !! |
| If the Iran War has been terminated, as Trump stated, surely the Department of Defense doesn't need more funding? Right? Right!?! |
| Damn dude you’re an ASSHOLE, no doubt. Shows how you were raised, if at all, mama’s boy. |
| not really. if you were here from 2014 onward you'd likely agree too, hence why they banned it. what did the sub gain ? lower quality posts and comments ? lower quality content? brigading? |
| Ahhh u in Credit Card debt? Cash fowarded to trade options I presume |
| Doesn’t take much to get these 🎮 bros excited, does it? |
| Popped a viag too early now I’m sitting at the bar waiting on my date harder than a cow peein on a flat rock |
| Perfect ebay rating since '05 so you know I'm as good as my word. Had a friend in college who had like 20 accounts get banned for selling fake authentic football jerseys |
| Mob is probably involved here |
| Dicks out for Geoffrey |
| It is called financial engineering |
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| Why would you ever sell calls below your cost basis? What a Regard. |
| I honestly have PTSD from a couple weeks ago getting burned on puts. I made so much money in March and then lost so much of it in April during the craziest bull run in history because I kept thinking we would go back down ever since that original 🥭 tweet April 7th or whatever lol. We will get it back. |
| Its the smell. |
| Don’t fuck with the 🐭 |
| This absolutely was not on my bingo sheet |
| They were actually kinda catching a bid today |
| I mean it already happened. $3 to $400. Just that in this current market those sort of numbers seem to occur routinely |
| GM-Ebay |
| Damn she does have a nice rack, although the Asian wife is hotter |
| Hey man, you don't like my take that is fine with me. I was just passing through as the "news" caught my eye. Peace. |
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| Us Govt is kicking in the credit facility. GameStop is the next intel |
| WTF |
| 6 American Dollars. Held these for years and finally decided to test the water on options trading. |
| Citadel is probably just as full of psychopathic debotchery as JP Morgan is |
| It’s 25. |
| Like successfully closing stores? And dilutions? Apes think those are meta level business decisions only a super genius can make. |
| He said fingy not thumby |
| Just give us 3 more minutes |
| This is like the president of my regional bank thinking about buying JPM |
| They have to ban it |
| Pick the winner next time |
| Sounds like you need to read about Buddhism. Life is suffering.\n\nOr golf. Golf teaches you the same lessons as Buddhism. Finding joy in the suffering. |
| Alright that makes sense. Thank you for the explanation! |
| Pink one |
| its all fake and gehey |
| And they love you |
| if you are not buying right now...I'm sorry for you |
| dont understand the hate for "apes", at least they believe in something and put their money where their mouth is no? anyone care to educate me? |
| Wait, you can buy options on margin? |
| I got calls on MSFT and puts on GOOGL. I think they're gonna try to balance Big Tech out so that the disparity doesn't get too big, similar to how they're trying to keep INTC and AMD at the same valuation. |
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| May his algos rest in peace. |
| what does your stink finger think about that..?? |
| I am sitting on $9,000 cash and looking to make a $46,000 acquisition. Anything looking good out there? |
| Fat but no tits? Love that. |
| Lol becoming a meme stock really got into their heads. What are these clowns smoking. |
| one of us one of us |
| 💯 Calls on EBAY then? |
| I guess the rumor is they’re potentially getting purchased by eBay/Google? |
| 11 |
| At least there wouldn’t be traffic anymore |
| Im putting in an offer to Jensen to buy NVDA.\n\nI’ve been quietly accumulating shares the past couple years and am up to 2.5.\n\nGoing to put in the offer at the end of the month.\n\nWish me luck.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2ruvgwagmlyg1.png?width=1184&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ca2938ad152cc7fd3e37867e2a05140ee5d8b1c |
| Nooooo. They're going to buy ebay on ebay. Best offer now deal. |
| I didnt know he was at JPM |
| If they had said that in the other order, I would of been saying "Yeah, ok, weird but I see it happening". But this tomfoolery is way off base. Everyone involved should just pick up their balls and go home for a Snickers bar. |
| Damn it, I hate being a tard and still buying things like condo's for cash!\n\nLeft soooo much money on the table over the years, it hurts. |
| only here can we see someone royally fuck up CCs |
| Watch as other countries start finding local alternatives for US companies. And I think the easiest one to replace is META. |
| How is game store gonna be able to buy eBay. I mean if they pull it off though, nice work |
| Thank you for your service\n\nThis memorial day\n\nI will remember you |
| Brother I think you lost like no money. What was your premium? |
| What's in the briefcase? |
| I don't feel as bad about my Intel position anymore. In @ \~30, out around 43. 3 weeks later, 100... |
| He was worried about his dad, so he had to. |
| Every man with an interesting personality gotta face gay allegations at some point |
| Np. I'll buy it for $10 max |
| In reality it is. Online distribution, NFT store, digital wallet, mass down sizing, tanking revenue and gutted customer perks.\n\nIt’s why gamer hate the brand and it’s just scalpers and people buy cheap junk that shop there.\n\nYou can go anywhere else and get better deal, an updated store and don’t have to shop around a pawn shop crowd. |
| And Ebay owns TCG Player. It all comes back to Pokémon somehow. |
| Ape stronger than we realized... |
| I've got 12 bux, maybe I can buy JPM next week |
| No |
| Damn right! And made right\n\nPatron\nCointreau \nLimes\n\nThat's it! |
| 🤣🤣 |
| TastyTrade if you trade mostly US options, Interactive Brokers, Degiro |
| You don't have to. |
| intel up 107% in the last month. nana happy about that… |
| Unironically one of the greatest delivered monologues of all time, Glenn Howerton should have won an Emmy for that. I hope aspiring actors are using that penetration speech as their audition piece to get into Juilliard, his alma mater |
| Just stringing along the believers while he milks them. |
| It wasn't Eagle McEagleFace? |
| Are u working in JPM |
| Who goes to a store anymore? You can roll (gamble) for PSA graded cards online with Gamestop now. They have indeed taken a large chunk of that particular market share in the last year or so. As a collector's resale platform, eBay is honestly right in line with the work they've been doing. |
| Try the 3mg\n\nI use the 6mg. The first few times I tried nicotine with alcohol and I got the spins badly! That is what got me addicted! |
| You had me at margarita 🛫 |
| https://preview.redd.it/k1vc82j8mlyg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cec29beb47c4a5c95c2a3768fa21b0531b42120a |
| these retards actually believe it too. stock actually went up. this is just so fcking retarded its insane |
| bet on his failure then? |
| Is gameslop the move again? 😭 |
| Well did you offer them some? |
| Naw foo, there’s tomato sauce and grease on it. |
| Buying out LULU just so they let me hang out in the store again. |
| Or like this after he saw the cannons\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/g0sc3q16mlyg1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6111c675f080aa8531c2752f390d18d232f9fa7b |
| At least half of that 20 million can scrounge together $10.00 from behind a Wendy’s dumpster fire |
| Life is so overrated. If you look at it objectively, most of it is suffering, traffic, and then theres glimpses of joy and they fade fast af. |
| You can afford a call! The premiums are cracy. |
| Make this same call on intel now! |
| I have puts |
| 🚀🚀 |
| lmao that's the perfect reference for this |
| All in SOUN! Going to $125 |
| fugazi |
| My liquidity just exited my bootyhole |
| But is it PSA 10 |
| this only works if mercury is in retrograde |
| Told ya |
| I knew you weren't! \n\nI just thought you were joking because this is the internet! \n\nYou are good! Come on over! \n\nI am on my second homemade margarita \n\nStrong, very strong! |
| only after you get a job. . . |
| His face needs to be longer... Like this...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/o7dt3202mlyg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07bedb44f0bd6efbb824f6b04d87dbd23f1c1fde |
| Who says they aren't still #1, /u/ShartInYourFace? |
| Good luck. Just prepare your resume for a job at JP Morgan. |
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| INTEL $120 next week |
| Mine calls him “sweet boy” |
| Same. Too scared to jump in because it's too high. Then just keep watching it hit ATH after ATH. |
| Bobs 📈 \n\n\nVegene 📈 |
| Exit liquidity |
| Fuck. And I was eyeing EBay calls early today when I noticed weird volume. Insiders man. |
| https://preview.redd.it/r1ciiykzllyg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b86221a415428d5fbb0c2b3b4fed79e6a0df6ac7 |
| Leveraged buy out |
| Ghey |
| Wow, I did not expect Lululemon to buy Berkshire. It is going to turn interesting |
| Best he can do is his wife’s boyfriend’s “stock” |
| I CANT WAIT TO SELL YOU MY FIRST EDITION SHADOWLESS CHARIZARD |
| I noticed this. I can speed run the mind rot now |
| It’s okay regard |
| Waiting for an announcement of Allbirds buying Nike and Apple. |
| At this point, they GameStop should rebrand itself as the (One Shop) Stop |
| He was talking about 5/8 expiry |
| Girthy? |
| I'm gonna prepare an offer also and bid $1 more. |
| That's how you know it's Friday |
| Yes but by how much? does AMD meet most and Intel get scraps?\n\nNote I have Intel calls. Just playing devils advocate |
| we're back! |
| Agreed. But being early is often indistinguishable from being wrong… |
| Borrow money from Saudi. It’s pretty easy. |
| You don't even know what a write off is. |
| How in the fuck do companies keep making new ATH's like AMD/GOOGL/SNDK/INTC. And yet fucking companies like MSFT that have a choke hold on corporate OS and office usage, fucking can't even break even for the year? Let alone hit their ATH's from last year?\n\nCome fucking on dude. Fuckers ripping million dollar profit moves on goddamn MU and SNDK and INTC and shit can go fuck themselves. |
| ebay? |
| See you understand\n\nIt is what every mand could want\n\nEven that junior guy at JPM |
| Ah, so splits must be to show weakness to investors and damage confidence? \n🫠🫠🫠 |
| finance with a SOFI personal loan ez |
| Do you still have a store open around your place? That's amazing. They shut four down around my neck of the woods. |
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| How the fuck are you down in a record bull market on \~90% calls? |
| BREAKING: \n\ni like a fingy in my anoos |
| That isn't true at all |
| I don't see no cannons |
| Super duper eagle was runner up |
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| Moass is peak stupidity, GameStop shares won't become millions of dollars a piece and the apes certainly never foretold it was an eBay acquisition that would trigger it. |
| My wife calls her boyfriend "dark eagle" |
| Posing for this pic standing on a conference room table is certainly the sign of an aggressive person. \n\nI don’t hate it. \n\nAnd the tits are compelling. |
| I use it\n\nOMG I am dead |
| Up $300 on the week because of META win. Everything else bled 10% on average. Held all positions with no adjustments yet. |
| HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT BLOCKBUSTER? THEY ARE PUTTING IN AN OFFER TO ACQUIRE NETFLIX!!!\n\nHow the turn tables or w.e |
| I love unicorns |
| war over, I-ran buying US |
| The CEO of eBay is a great guy and literally a genius. Very high IQ and memory recall. I am confident this would work out well for everyone. |
| I had tesla shares pre split. Or combining, whichever it was. |
| Nah i just a spectator |
| Me after buying TQQQ calls on margin |
| Smart move. |
| MOASS wen? aPeS tOgetheR |
| We mustn't overlook that it could be somewhere in the middle too |
| Loser ceo with no plan for over 6 years just trying to get himself another payday off the backs of the poors holding this turd of a company. |
| Is this actually a real thing. It would only be worth the $ if you could direct it yourself. |
| Gotta wait for a confirmation your just gambling |
| Thinking about it and being aware is an important part of growth! |
| This becoming as the new WSB mascot is a **canon** event |
| it is up again |
| Funding secured! |
| No it's a garden |
| Gamestore news is retarded.\n\nWhen RDDT buying Meta you guys think? |
| no, you're just fucked at that point |
| *BREAKING* Blockbuster is acquiring Netflix! |
| OMFG STOP GOING UP SNDK, WTF |
| Lol why. \n\nAll you've got is Elon's "charisma" pushing this stock. It'll run out some day. \n\nAnd wtf is tesla even doing, they killed off the S and the X, the 2 fucking starting vehicles of tesla. To focus on the 3 and Y and shittruck?\n\nCome on dude. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ekmssnnillyg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5db09e24781eedc160098a5270c8fe6c939f1a6 |
| Gracias! |
| Hoping that "Sell in May and go away" happens? |
| I think the market right now is too big, none of them can fully satisfy demand. |
| They couldn’t name the missile a better name than “Dark Eagle” |
| This 👆 |
| 550c |
| Or is it the brownest white guy? I can't tell. |
| RobertSaleh.gif |
| 💃💃💃🤣 |
| The last time I smoked crack in front of a mortgage lender I was not approved |
| This is a casino |
| Youtube finally added fast-forward to shorts. |
| Appreciate it! I waited so long to post this haha |
| okay i forgot ryan cohen kept issuing more shares every time it squeezed and screwed everyone but has cash on hand |
| Everyone saying goodbye to $50 flights like that was real?\n\nNever seen a $50 flight in my life. lol |
| Why not puts they are going to need to dilute more and sell convertible notes etc.. to achieve this. Will be a clusterfuck for a while.\nMy guess is they want to allow 3P sellers like amazon and make their money on fees instead of stocking items themselves. |
| We dit it reddit ! |
| You got me I'll join you monday |
| Oh I’ll put money on it this post is going to be taken down in this sub by tommorow morning |
| And how ironically true was that for the 725 call holders for today who got absolutely crushed, their money taken from them like taking candy from a baby? |
| 27.50 after hours little bro 😘 |
| BREAKING NEWS: I am preparing an offer to buy Nvidia |
| Wen tsla collapse to $50? Before or after SpaceX IPO? |
| You've seen more than a few clouds shaped like unicorns in your lifetime haven't you |
| dat was me 2 |
| Robot apes out in force down voting anyone with a brain, pathetic |
| i guess machine doesnt want to live with his mom anymore. |
| playing this with a small EBAY position but i can also easily see them saying no on monday and losing 10% instantly lmao |
| Half way is the right way |
| Hard to predict a governmental pump and coming dump. |
| eBay used to be pretty solid in Canada. Craigslist never got a foothold here actually because of eBay. Kijiji, until FB Marketplace, was the big online classifieds place here. |
| but it has a lot of chinese shit too |
| VM\n\nSilence him |
| Both, i daytrade, take profits, then re enter |
| Stock for stock merger |
| So they can steal the Pokemon cards enroute |
| Sold my QQQ for KWEB before close. Pray for me. |
| hommie trusting his life on a trailing indicator like RSI\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9dg6mrnallyg1.png?width=399&format=png&auto=webp&s=3d77fdd1af94d64b6892300066a247186b34632a\n\n |
| BB to acquire SPY |
| It wouldn’t be the worst business move I’ve heard this week |
| Game store should buy the federal reserve printers to up the trading cards production. |
| Just stating the obvious: the picture is speculation, not confirmed.\n\nAnswering your question: they can leverage their assets to borrow against to make the acquisition happen. Like putting a 20% down payment on a condo and mortgaging the rest, but on a larger, more complicated scale. |
| https://preview.redd.it/6y65drwallyg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=366b192e1ec22b38a842af3d15de12ddf82cb8d6 |
| I thought that was Southwest.... Or was that Frontier..... Or Allegiant |
| Yeah, inner-city teachers are losing the battle for debt forgiveness at the Supreme Court...can't see the Roberts Court forgiving someone who made calls on margin |
| On margin? See you at Wendys. |
| Sophie Rain made 100k first month on OF\n\nJPM girl would make more because she instantly got fame. No joke |
| once u acquire them, bring back the fuckin' iphone phys button |
| Bed Bath and Beyond buying out Wal-Mart |
| Yeah, it's why I went all cash few days ago - the next big dump can't be that far, 6 months tops. |
| Can't tell if this is serious or not but yes around 750,000 per year or so. We take in about one fifth of all exported cars from EU. |
| If they didn't have any potential funding lined up I doubt it would have been leaked. |
| Synergy |
| his joke but worse |
| Did you lose money to SNDK or what |
| Is blockbuster making bid for Netflix yet? |
| eBay's market cap will probably increase by more than GameStop's entire market cap on this "news" |
| They could still, though. |
| Bro - I had to reread what you commented. I just realised you've got your kids with you. I read it as your wife and kids has gone away lol. So I take back what I said. Fuck. \n\nFYI I'm not an Epstein Island attendee |
| Must be fucking nice. I wish that could happen to me. |
| Thanks and all the best to you! |
| Citadel maybe |
| ***"believe it or not, calls"*** is so unironically true it's not even funny |
| RIP air travel. You gotta pay out the ass for the big 3. Frontier sucks ass. Southwest used to be cool but now they're trying to join the big 3 in the bullshit. \n\nJet blue is ok, but now we've lost Spirit. RIP. |
| oh my gourd |
| wow, a blast from the past |
| 2002 called 😤 and wants Circuit City resting in its grave |
| Grab Toys r us and Sears while you're at it |
| IMO the move is this, and also try to take AMZN’s lunch - eBay has been missing a ton of opportunity by not offering a Prime rival, but in reality eBay is the OG drop shipping/reselling platform long before Amazon was. They need to revamp their UI and develop a service like prime. |
| I can kind of see GameCock having a path to success as a collectables resale shop.\n\nThey've got these bitches all over Japan; Book-Offs, Lashinbangs, Surigayas, like whole 7-story buildings of used anime titty figurines and One Piece cards and shit. Most of them were for sale for more than their original MSRP, the value came from them being out-of-production runs.\n\nI know GameSlop (or at least the last time I went into one) still had their reseller backend for consoles and games. If they can shoehorn this into figurines + TCG, there's a lot of dork/weeb money to be had. They're already shitty mall stores, and if they can secure a bunch of inventory for regional large shops in old empty Sears/JC Penney slots, they can probably pull some good cash from people willing to drop $200 on some hard-to-find Chris Jericho action figure or some shit like that. Or they can keep being a buttcorn repository or whatever the fuck they're doing for money right now, idk |
| For the love of all that is holy, can we please focus on the other side of autos? You know the gas that I'm paying over $4.25 a gallon for right now goht damnit? |
| This is going to be great as they will have to dilute their cult even more to afford this. |
| Ebay will then come in with an offer to buy GameStop! Eventually one will win |
| I can stick my finger in their bum. |
| Ubisoft is quite cheap ngl |
| I just put in a offer to acquire Apple, just waiting to hear back. |
| INTC and game store flying next week?!!! |
| Dress for the job you want |
| Short ladder attacks on eBay for pretty cheap |
| Hi 🅱️uddy |
| Correction completed last month \n\nThank you for your attention to this matter! |
| rblx fake and 🌈 |
| Here I was thinking the people loading 30 calls on gamecock were regarded LMAO |
| https://preview.redd.it/qcgafz2yklyg1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa4fcb4c5e621c75946d8915ca8963c06eb61553\n\n |
| Maybe GameStop is listing itself on eBay? |
| I have to say I was skeptical about MOASS all this while but it might actually happen now ? Damn. Well done to the Apes who held on to the stonk. |
| I'm glad I've finally found someone else in the wild who never forgot that warlocks line from Superbad, it pops into my head randomly every now and again lol |
| If AMD says they have now 90% market share etc, it would mean the only reason INTC saw a good earnings report is because AMD couldn't procure more chips.\n\n\nIt won't happen imo, but that will lead to a sell off. \n\n\n\n |
| I need to YOLO into AMD puts for earnings but honestly I'm terrified of blowing up this account I raised from a little $1600 seedling into a $17,500 sprout over the last 3 months |
| Dear Diary, \nSNDK went from -7℅ pre market, closing at +8℅ after hovering around +/-1℅ for so long. I was safely part of it, I was able to sleep well even when it was -7℅. I did not panic sell. I was not greedy in biting more than I can chew, I could have earned more but at least I slept well. |
| cough cough vinted cough (they're trying to gain a north american presence and offer free shipping promos a LOT right now) |
| It was honestly Oracle taking over WBD rather than Paramount. Who is GameStop going to find? |
| Blood red +.28% day |
| Japan! Japan! Japan! |
| I am lucky, because I am married. No need for surprises when you are married! |
| BREAKING: amc is acquiring etsy for absolutely no fucking reason |
| Trump: I thought the stock market would go down by 25%.\n\nIs this a hint |
| Oh shit! I bought shares of spirit airlines at $0.41 this morning and am up 150%😂. I thought I was giving an offering to the gods! |
| The last 4 years they have traded flat and failed at multiple things. They are way behind the rest of the market compared to normal investments |
| Kramerica Inc. |
| I really hope so |
| Circuit City is buying out AMD |
| Funny thing that I sold at big loss and at the end of the day it went back up and I would sell at no loss of hold… casino is casino |
| Working out pretty well for you right now |
| I can’t believe that I might actually buy GameStop calls on Monday |
| I’m gonna say it again……..we are due for a correction |
| Yoink |
| PayPal credit |
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| It's okay, just get some NINJA loans |
| Every round of dilution during the kitty runs went directly into Gamecock accounts. Effectively increasing the values of Gamecock and raising the price floor of the stock. |
| Lol it wasnt a flex it was a joke. If I wanted to flex I'd show what cars I really so have |
| The overlords have their positions ready so it’s ok now. You will win a little and the will win bigly and not care about ur little win |
| Shorts legitimately never covered… GAMESTORE |
| https://preview.redd.it/exaqjd5pklyg1.png?width=594&format=png&auto=webp&s=f5b219a09685a5dcc745481709734de1e6249000\n\n |
| yeah? he’s been at gamestop for 3 years and have they made any gains taking over amazon in the gaming category?\n\nthe stores are half funko pop\n |
| Not a smooth as you think. stock price reflects the market's collective valuation of a company. It is a vote of no confidence.\n\nGameStop has a market cap of around 12 billion, they are never gonna be able to take over a company 4x their market cap. |
| Everyone confused about this but it’s pretty simple. They have 11b market cap which means they can buy 46b market cap which means they can then buy 460b market cap then 5t market cap. So their end goal is probably to acquire google or nvidia. It’s how math works, read a book. |
| god i love vinted, but it's not popular here in the US at all. I sell on it because they offer free shipping so frequently that if i list the clothes i was going to donate instead of donating them, i end up making like $50-60 per bag |
| can they buy my house too |
| just came. first? |
| One of these days SMR is going to be back at $17.50. And when that day comes I’ll be almost halfway back to my entry. |
| Radio Shack is working on a takeover bid for gamestork \n\n\nMonday is going to be lit |
| First instinct thought it was the otherway around too! |
| Shorts legitimately never covered… |
| Zjz thousand yard stare as the apes, once again, think they will be rich. |
| Bro this is vertical integration of my bad decisions. I can now buy garbage, sell garbage, AND hold garbage… all under one ticker. |
| No |
| Let me put in a bid as well for $20 |
| Interns? You mean sex slaves right? |
| Welp guess it’s time to open a game store position |
| Couldn’t they you know just build their own online marketplace? Oh wait they already tried that. \n\nWell hey if you can’t beat them you know what they say, risk life and limb to do a leveraged buyout against a company 4x your size and potentially have alternate bidders drive the price up. |
| guess he is too embarassed since he was so confident he was going to make 10k today |
| Got it, thanks. |
| I’m on the other side and full porting calls. POTUS literally glazed pltr like a month ago. What could possibly go wrong? lol |
| That whale shorting poet this week created a substained discount which is pretty impressive given the buy pressure. Basically transfering their wealth to us in real-time 👍 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Defiant_Bust made a bet that XOM would go to 162.3825 within **1 day** when it was 154.65 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 5 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| bers buyin' bols |
| when they ask *how are you single* but i dont wanna spoil the surprise |
| bot |
| I wouldnt compare it to either.. maybe alc after 5 drinks quickly, without the motor system impairment. Idk I just dont like it. Im on 6mg and cant keep it in for more than a minute unless im super stressed, or drinking* numbs the part I dont like |
| Debt, debt, debt.\n\nI will be happy when all these junk companies — Ellison’s Oracle/Paramount/WB and Kushner/Saudi-backed Electronic Arts and this new plan inevitably crash. |
| It be awkward when your boy sends you a Instagram reel link when you’re at work and you open up Instagram and instead of the reel, Instagram just sends you a random thirst trap reel NSFW\n\nLike come on Zuck, this is why you guys tanked, do better |
| I just wish eBay (and Etsy) sellers would stop raking us on shipping in 🍁. Biggest detractor for me. The shipping will be 300% of the cost of the item a lot of the time. Fuck that. |
| this retardation makes me dizzy |
| Allegiant |
| They are, but PE bought enough shares to garuntee themselves space on the board and influence the direction of the company |
| Cool man, I sold at $268 and moved on with my life back when it was actually cool and liked wasting my time\n\nIt's not gonna happen. Beat sand. |
| Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers |
| 25 years ago this would have been one of the biggest corporate events of the year if it was announced |
| What is this bro, your birth chart? You a Leo or something? |
| They need a Pokédollars cash cow. Free seller fees in partnership with PSA, which I’m shocked they haven’t merged or been acquired yet. |
| That's bonkers |
| They have 11b market cap which means they can buy 46b market cap which means they can then buy 460b market cap then 5t market cap which is nvda. It’s how math works, read a book |
| https://preview.redd.it/k1jqo07hklyg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71596905094cf69e94f36e0364d9f677298e282a |
| Crazy how BTC is less volatile than GOOG,NVDA etc. it can’t even go up lmao |
| And it's showing some age, wear and tear... |
| Well do you buy GameStop or ebay or both. |
| How retarded can you be ? |
| Me come now. |
| It was the same at the close of trading on Friday, lol |
| True. This has inspired me to replicate this using my dad's retirement savings. |
| 1st april was a month ago |
| Pretty sure I called this a while ago |
| Another Yahoo fianance user I see ahhhh |
| Where are their customers going? I want to avoid that airline. |
| Buy SOUN Monday trust me |
| Crazy how BTC is less volatile than GOOG,NVDA etc. it can’t even go up lmao |
| So cohen plan for his big compensation package is to buy big companies to get to 100bil mcap |
| Jimmy-Bay |
| Would eBay even sell? |
| Im 6 of those retards all by myself. |
| A ton of leverage and WSB hype. |
| $56 roundtrip from Houston to Chicago |
| honestly bring back the guy from school house rock |
| Sucking a lot of peepee for $20 |
| BREAKING: Gamestop preparing to make an offer to buy Nvidia |
| Up $1 in the after hours |
| all day breakfast is the only way that place is still running, prove me wrong |
| Thank you for donating money to the casino broski. |
| The only thing I'm seeing these days are regards yoloing into shit that's popped off in the last 6 months, and making boat loads of fucking cash. \n\nMeanwhile I'm holding my goddamn MSFT, beaten down as fuck, and it won't even hit 420. FUCK |
| Get rid of all that Ebay buyer protection and make it online garage sale again. |
| it’s the united states version of Chinese ghost cities. . . |
| No stonks for 2 days 😔\n\nMaybe we get strikes and a ground invasion and oil going up 50% more so we can get spy 800 by monday close. |
| Wow Gamestop Buying Ebay seems looney tunes..crazy |
| I'm gonna trust the CEO that founded Chewy and beat Amazon in the pet category 🤷♂️ |
| https://preview.redd.it/3zc38c78klyg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a9d1795930c1d3e6c5943a1b1516f5f53a03d5 |
| 🫡 |
| The bubble will pop |
| “According to people familiar with the matter” lmao |
| I dunno if it’s different in America, but in UK eBay is quite popular. I’d only say that women probably use vinted more often for clothes. |
| Turn it into Silkroad 2.0….. |
| The bubble will pop eventually |
| No |
| eBay doesn’t need GameStop. Now if eBay buys GameStop that would make sense. Like the best virtual flea market |
| Guess you don’t read basic investor materials. Gme is profitable and cash rich bubba |
| GameStop lost big to digital games. They lost to Amazon on some console sales over the years. But myself and others feel a lot better spending 600$ on a console at the store 3 miles down the road than having it shipped and handled by people who honestly couldn’t give a shit less about what’s in your box.\n\nCurrent leadership didn’t lose to anyone. They’ve turned the company around in a huge way. |
| gamecock loves to giveaway all the after hours gains.. ALWAYS.. |
| Next time just reverse whatever you are thinking |
| 100 billion in store credit |
| ?the little brown guy is down below, no way it'd reach up into the foto so I don't know what you're expecting to see |
| Yeah this may or may not happen |
| Ryan is a terrible leader though, failed nft marketplace, also tried to make GameStop compete in the e-commerce space but has already closed the distribution center.\n\nGameStop won't go anywhere only because of the billions he raised through stock dilution. |
| Space marine 2? |
| I have 10dte 2k puts on SPY. How fuk am I? |
| Have been for the last 4 years |
| Gme buyin ebay, wut’s next? Amc buyin Amazon? |
| I know how much you guys love Wendy's but Jack in the Box has a $234m market cap and 50% short interest. |
| i'm 3 for 3 on my banbets this week and now they are silencing me |
| $1000 is one days work for me so I’m gonna gamble at this point |
| https://preview.redd.it/jajai804klyg1.jpeg?width=1254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d07b7522ba5b0faaf00a24810df40c2f810838c |
| Ebay 108c last traded at 0.01, now it can be exercised for 1k profit |
| Oooh nice! \n\nNow he can keep his core business model of diluting his shareholders ad infinitum going!\n\nOn to the next grift I guess.\n\nI hope it doesn’t go through because not one thing this idiots invested in has panned out since his GameStop takeover. (Except diluting his shareholders as the stock runs up)\n\nThis whole phenomenon needs to be studied. |
| That's ok! I like hanging out with the kids\n\nAnd most of the neighborhood kids will be here this whole weekend. \n\nMaybe I will hang out with them |
| Grabbed 20x $30c at .35 during the late surge. I think everyone in the world should get behind this and pump the hell out of it. I believe in all of you more than I do the company. |
| You take out a loan, and once you've bought it you can put the debt on the company you just bought. You can tell I'm not making this up because of how fucking insane it is. |
| Ya they absolutely wear out, specifically their thermal regulation components. |
| Nah they can cause it’s only worth 3 billion trade in value you see |
| the gamestop ceo is a multi billionaire and the company has a lot of cash |
| Username checks out |
| Hey friends, gas and diesel prices will go down tonight, so wait until tomorrow to fill up. This is for the Midwest, but I would think it would apply in other parts of the country as well. |
| I actually use it a lot, and really like it. if it gets fucked up by gamestop i'll hold a generational grudge |
| I didnt hear no bell. |
| sorry fellas i have a low iq i made the typos, this is the fixed version, use this sheet to lose moni, i begged OP to repost it with calling him zaddy but failed to convince, shoulda called him chad instead\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/h9nyx6uyjlyg1.png?width=1878&format=png&auto=webp&s=06e2d6c85996e6223c19b7fc1bf39f84d2e5ec4f |
| Don’t worry when it’s up more we know you’ll be sitting in front of your computer quietly reading this message again. |
| But im here, in the store right now. All I wanna do is buy this game and take it home with me |
| I’d like to dip into intel, but it’ll be the first to crash when the rug gets pulled on this market |
| Can space stocks stop bleeding for one fucking day?\n\nBeen nothing but shit since the Artemis launch. |
| But whyyyy |
| !banbet IBIT +5% 1w |
| honestly if they are successful i can see this being pretty huge for game store long term but cohen is gonna do offerings up the ass to fund this acquisition |
| Good thing he spoke up |
| make his face longer. the guy looks like he slipped right out of his mama |
| Failing game store that hasn't changed in years, despite random tweets, pivots to a dinosaur of the internet. Sad. |
| I just found a quarter on the ground. I am now in the green |
| Def agree with not ignoring risks and simply playing Devil's advocate here (also, I legitimately want to know), if AMD earnings say they are fully sold out for 2026 and 2027 (unlikely but using an extreme case), wouldn't that indicate demand for overall market is massive? Why would AMD stock go up 10%+ when Intel announces huge gains but then Intel go down when AMD announces huge gains? |
| Bros the "amazon" of trading cards, collectable garbage, and shoes is kinda a good idea \n\n\nIf they just focus on people sending in shit to be graded, they hold on to the merch until it's sold and then ship it off. The seller just needs to send in the crap and list it. \n\n\nJust like how old Amazon would take your stacks and stacks of used books and hold them for you until they sold, then ship them out. \n\n\n\nIdk im gay |
| reminder that ebay is actually not ded just because you personally dont use it.\n\n |
| Right now I'm full time trading, just love watching the charts and following the drama. Will probably be taking a step back starting this month. |
| It makes you feel slow? Like can you help me compare that to another drug\n\nAlcohol, marijuana? |
| this is gold, I've seen so many gains posts with MU and INTC leaps back when they were worth half of this. Congrats |
| Same way you buy a house ….? |
| if you had “gambled” and bought a $150 call you would have made money |
| Don’t worry guys I’ll be monitoring the situation this weekend |
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| The next Berkshire Hathaway eh? |
| I guess you're an Americant. |
| This must be that black snake moan I’ve heard about |
| yeah, it’s because even after 14% increase your contract is still out of the money… and you have no time value left so your contract is only intrinsic value |
| Gamestop is still alive? |
| I swear the entire planet shifted into an alternate dimension |
| Wait wut? |
| The Mouse? |
| More like two cannons blasting my portfolio. |
| Idk maybe Dimon’s into it |
| Unbelievable insider trading. So many sweeps came through on cheddarflow for eBay over the last 2 days and I wondered why. Lmao |
| Am I retarded? I know I am or am I seeing this right in wsb? |
| Like I say about 10% of your total portfolio. If you have $100 to invest you keep about $10 straight cash just chilling in your account for buying opportunities. Then you add more to your investment account as you are able and wait for more buying opportunities. Your total cash fluctuates depending on the market. In the meantime you tuck some away in bonds or preferred securities for steady low risk growth. The closer you get to your goal the less risky your portfolio should be. \n\nReally you should define your goals. Are you looking to make money for retirement? Saving for a specific purchase? Building wealth for yourself or more for your kids? That’ll define your strategy. \n\nOf course, if you just wanna gamble I prefer roulette but the dumb bastards of wsb like 0dte options and penny stocks. |
| Leveraged buyout. If a company has attractive cashflows, and the buyer thinks they can run the company more efficiently (aka spend less money) then it becomes a leveraged buyout opportunity. \n\nBuyer will get a loan from a bank or investors and then use the cash flows from the company to pay the loan off. |
| 0 DTE’s will do fine 👋🏻\n\n**NO THEY WONT** |
| Gamebay, no physical media , only subscription service called eStop, starting at 29.99/month with ads , eStop plus 49.99/month ad free. |
| Can Monday get here already lmao |
| Actually bullish for eBay. Scammer-Be-Gone. |
| he's probably gambled his was into homelessness by now, not the sharpest knife in the drawer unfortunately. |
| Thank you so much!\n\n\nAnd last question for sure: what does time commitment for this kind of trading look like for you? How often are you checking in on a daily basis or do you set a stop loss and just let it do its thing? |
| I only fall asleep with it when my wife is not in the mood! Lmfao!\n\nI wait in the morning, so I can combine it with my coffee |
| The same way hbo got bought for 110 from a company worth like 12. Munny from external sources |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Burr probably in on it |
| My smooth-brained friend, stock price by itself can't be used to compare tickers JFC\n\nTo put it differently, is every company trading above $200 more valuable than NVDA?\n |
| first time i see both the company making an offer and the company being purchased go up |
| i can smell them 😋 |
| What the fuck.gif |
| This is probably good or bad |
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| Well the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell\n\nDoes that mean nicotine creates ATP!? |
| Really happy for you! Best of luck 🤞 |
| Did they actually quote RC on this or is this just pure WSJ speculation? |
| One dying business buying another. So free money? |
| I can hear the apes |
| The red one. Repeatedly. Now. |
| Leave |
| I see someone hasn’t looked at their chart at all….couldn’t be more wrong |
| The fuck is gonna give them a 46 billion dollar loan. Thatd be like canada buying USA |
| Dont like that it makes me have to poop. Also makes me feel slow past a certain threshold. I use it sparingly somedays |
| Just passing through. Already retired. |
| Here’s an idea, maybe try selling options? At least you get paid up front 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Leveraged buyout |
| almost all of that 11B cap is cash and equivalents |
| I think that time it violently went up to like 400 bucks a share was when it squeezed. Then the bag holders made a cult with like a theoretical infinite share price or some crazy shit |
| Gay. Like much of the bankers world. 40% closeted. |
| Hot bol summer here we cum! |
| exit liquidity haha |
| does deeply fuckin retarded still own a million shares or w/e? |
| Oh yeah. |
| I give my service and life to MO |
| Fuck. Ok, I’m in for 1000 shares. Can’t believe I’m doing this again. |
| Ask paramount. |
| [There's always a ~~bigger~~ smaller fish.](https://i.imgflip.com/aqonz4.jpg) |
| Gameshit can't afford Ebay lmao |
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| Ebay and Amazon are two completely different things though. I have been using ebay quite a bit lately for good quality used or out of production things. |
| Gamestore bots are back time to leave 😤 |
| They originally were going to merge with Frontier, but JetBlue dangled a bigger amount in front of them, and they decided to go down that road. It was a huge mistake.\n\nThe routes Frontier has would’ve complimented the routes Spirit had. Oh well. |
| They are 6 mg too! \n\nI promise I can still out math you any day of the week |
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| Post two memes on WSB and watch the cash flow in. |
| It’s not outside the realm of possibility that scripts hunt for positions that can be stopped out and do so automatically. |
| Do you wanna sit in the corner while your gf is with JP and you can watch? Could tell your grandkids about it. |
| Imagine a world where 11billion is not enough |
| Maybe I don’t understand things but how the fuck is eBay getting acquired by GameStop. 11B market cap vs 47B market cap haha |
| Not buying puts on 🥭 stocks, especially PLTR |
| Wow, its perfect, but how can a company which is 4 times larger than the other, be bought out by the smaller firm? |
| Would prefer it if they bought xerox |
| GameStop completely failed at bringing back their physical stores and they failed to bring about their online marketplace, so this makes sense for them, just buying a working marketplace. |
| I wish to buy your stock. |
| you are asking to be gaped if you buy game store here\n\nryan "rugging champion" cohen is going to dilute you to kingdom come 🤡 |
| Yup, every 30-60 minutes and sleep with it, too.\n\nWake up and toss another one in. Fall back asleep. \n\nI’m addicted, too, brother. |
| Spy and qqq gonna be up every day forever. I think they figured it out |
| Well sure, but in theory that’s how non-tards get things they can’t afford. |
| 20.44 I just bought 500 shares the other day and averaged up actually. My cost basis was about 17 I believe before that so I'm sitting pretty I mean the s&P's doing fine too I got that in my 401K motherfucker you salty AF! \nThis isn't the first time I've made money off this stock. And the stories far from over obviously. |
| Gameshit can't buy ebay - that's not how it works. |
| Those are merely guidelines |
| I just stole this video and changed 'romania' to 'margin call' |
| 100 meta shares for a weekend swing, we’ll see |
| Pump and dump on news |
| There's no way this is real |
| Worked great for Paramount... |
| you did the right thing, buy high sell low ! |
| Hello it’s me Indian brown boy |
| so they go to.. gamestop?\n\nwtf do they know about beating amazon. gamestop lost just as hard to them.\n |
| I'd say Collectors tbh |
| Is this sarcasm? GameStop has been nosediving for a long time now. |
| So damn bored I decided to compute all powers of seven until 25 by hand. |