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| Someone said MU is a safe haven stock |
| pool algae can't melt peace treaties |
| We were just down like 0.8 ish on Nasdaq, just a small bounce |
| Cause leopold hold it |
| MU at 1350 tonight confirmed |
| One of my teachers back in school once told me, "If you die with even $1 in your bank account, you managed your money wrong."\n\nWas he speaking facts, or was he retarded? |
| Honestly that would be pretty exciting |
| I full-ported TQQQ on Thursday, so may God have mercy on your portfolios |
| So many oil buyers have been screwed by headlines that theyre nervous to buy in again |
| Like the T-2000? |
| Yo lmaoo, how the fuck are futures only down 0.5%?\n\nThe QQQ ripped 5% on this fake ass deal, only down a half upon collapse?\n\nHaha my lord |
| No |
| The Mexican cartels are giving them 5 star accommodations in between games 🤣 beautiful |
| The fact that we aren’t down even close to 1% means that we will be up 1% within the first 15 minutes of market open. Another day of +700% gains from buying any and every dip on the menu boys. |
| How did you find out you were ugly? |
| >sell everything\n\nNah imma wait til my port drops lower |
| Oh fuck. You’re really mad, huh? Lmaoooo |
| -1% day means wsb gets liquidated |
| Pretty wild if MMs put out the futes to discourage you from making the money play |
| of everything. I am sure msft will dive down first thing tomorrow morning. |
| #Why is Iran's soccer team still banned from America? Didn't we sign a peace treaty? LMAO🤌 |
| Achktually... |
| It is so, so over. |
| My Warfolio should do well! |
| No you dont lol where have you been last few months |
| Perfect ratio prediction 🫵👍 |
| Bears you will be in my prayers brothers we will all go down buy either a news pulse Nasdaq rebalance which will fuck us and if you are holding over the weekend time theta will fuck you no matter if your bear or bull |
| That mf Russell 2000 is swinging it’s bit juicy cock |
| That is the most work that guy ever did in his life.. other then trying to cover up his association with epstine |
| Solid price. Might be a drop, especially if there's a share offering (no clear signal but honestly seems like the move at this price) but I'm holding as well and if they do raise, I'll just double down. |
| The gas pump. |
| Sonic Inflation |
| Delisted or bust |
| Yeah nobody, and I mean nobody believes that shit anymore |
| If that doesn’t work, try: \n“Open the Strait of Hormuz” |
| What will Nasdaq sell tomorrow? |
| I did Friday and made a little money, not much though. No big puts for me, I'm cash gang mostly.\n\nIt will feel better to buy bulls' bags at 1/2 the price they paid for them. |
| Loll bears dancing @ -0.4 |
| #Oh no SPY futures are down -0.35% which means MSFT will be down -7% tomorrow LMAO🤌 |
| Can SpaceX bypass the strait using rockets to deliver the oil through space? |
| What if everyone wakes up tomorrow and decides to sell everything? |
| Ohh I see. SPY grinding higher on decent volume, semis holding the bid (MU/QQQ green). But the real question is whether this has legs into tomorrow or if we’re setting up for a rotation/fade after the recent run. \nAnybody seeing clean institutional buying on the tape, or is this just low-conviction pre-holiday chop? My bias is still constructive on AI infrastructure names, but sizing accordingly. What’s your read? |
| [https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/1j84kg9/guy\_says\_hes\_a\_day\_trader/](https://www.reddit.com/r/dating/comments/1j84kg9/guy_says_hes_a_day_trader/) |
| so, lots of crying in the casino apparently |
| Unfortunately not fake. |
| Bruh those news were already announced. You need something new. |
| Index performance and valuations at historical highs what are you talking about\n\nQQQ up 20% on the year in 6 months. |
| I mean it makes sense to sell eventually but if you’re expecting the stock to spike on release, are you expecting it to drop right after? Can’t have both. Likely not going to be sub $300 ever after release cause that’s when the money printer goes brrrrrrr |
| Quick someone shoot my screen too much red |
| Price of beef going down, ig |
| Damn, looks like his progression to Trans-humanism will be a easy |
| When Claude says your sell side thesis is better than any it’s seen. You know your stock is about to 10x \n\nClaude is ruthless at destroying you |
| Better if you did it from your tesler though |
| guh |
| Erica and JD share eyeliner 🦸♂️ |
| What key inflation readings are we awaiting this week? |
| NJ government to overwatch the straight of Hormuz construction continues on a new off ramp that will never be finished |
| Look at the inventory data. We are on track for a literal all time low in US oil inventories, even without the SPR, by end of July. The market is mispricing this commodity because of the promises of imminent oversupply by politicians |
| this just isn’t doing it for me any more. gonna go bet on competitive hobby horsing results |
| What’s your favorite verse from the Quran?\n\n“I wouldn’t want to get into it. Because to me, that’s very personal,” he said. “The Quran means a lot to me, but I don’t want to get into specifics.” |
| It's that time again, freak the fuck out and sell everything. It's fucking over. |
| Dxy has appreciated vs the other currencies. I know what you mean medium/long term, but short term the opposite of what you think is happening. |
| Make no mistakes |
| It's literally gonna play out like this: Iran (and US) will go long the market at open tomorrow and TACO from their side. We have seen this way too many times |
| Thinking back, the dramatic guyliner should have been our hint as to what a queefy little twink JD was. |
| Wait for open.\n\n2 fridays ago Nasdaq had barely moved, and then -5% at open |
| Fascinating I had never heard of Powi till this post ! Best of luck |
| The Japanese still need to fill that massive gap from the peace deal announcement, maybe today is the day |
| So MSFT is basically Costco or Walmart |
| Schrödinger's Strait. |
| All you gotta do is look at crypto |
| Not red enough |
| I heard we'll be using EZ-Pass |
| They know nothing. Their time horizon is always a secret and thats what makes them a scam. They can be short for one day, or one minuite, you don't know. They don't publish when they close their shorts.\n\n \nThey released a short report on EOS, an australian anti drone company that I own. Hasn't worked out for em. |
| Sell your pother, sister and daughter. |
| You can do that - a lot of them are safe to eat now |
| Oh shit we fucked futures deep red I thought we were fine |
| At 9:29AM - New 14 point deal has been signed for 60 days. The strait is open and oil is flowing. Thank you for your attention to this matter. DJT |
| how about u eat my ASS\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Dare you to short it\n\nDo it\n\nDo it |
| It's crazy because we can see in real time that we are going to be flat out of exportable inventory and the market is going to hit another 1 mil supply shock in a few weeks and have apparently decided hopes and dreams are all that matters |
| Margin |
| 15 years and you’re still broke |
| MR *spatial* and *temporal* resolution are lesser than CT or radiography but still fantastic and OK, respectively. MR *contrast* resolution is actually the best of all the modalities. \n\nTomographic US is inherently limited by the physics of wave transmission (bowel and bone say no thanks). The image acquisition technology Midjourney is touting has actually been around for decades, but always comes to a dead end because the physics just isn’t there to make it clinically useful. \n\nAlso to add that MR slice thickness is a matter of how long you’re willing to sit in the scanner. I can get 0.1 mm slices on a 0.75T magnet if I want—it’s just going to take forever. |
| They shorted it?\n\nPahmp it |
| MSFT usually green when semis are red, so kind of helps dampening dips, also whenever MSFT is slightly red everything else is ripping so not a big deal |
| Have you seen how oil been moving? I swear to fuck we could hit barrel bottom tomorrow and futures would only jump to like $101 |
| “please god just give me one -3% red day and I swear I’ll never buy puts ever again.” |
| Bols about to be wiped out on their 500x leveraged longs by the coming -0.2% bloody monday. |
| Gold is a slow moving asset normally. Imo the bottom isn't in and it's gonna move sideways for LONG time before it pumps again imo |
| 500 million civilian guns in america.\n\nNot one is used to get us out of this misery |
| and are we looking at the same SpaceX? hypes gone |
| Hows it feel now having to support him to make your money back? |
| oil has been going down though so your analysis seems wrong. that's why usa took over venezuela beforehand |
| Breaking: This just in. Bulls still spastic retards blathering copium. I am monitoring the situation. |
| I mean it does though, you can see the millisecond the market suddenly shifts based on war news. |
| I think the only thing the market cares about is the devaluation of the dollar. At least in my schitzo brain.. |
| Open it up you crazy bastards!!! |
| Kospi will drop like penny stock |
| Automobile factories can be a safe bet during wars. They start making war equipment and vehicles. |
| Get this poor shit out of here |
| Nutella isn’t done with railing us just yet |
| Possible |
| Nasdaq rebalance event is tomorrow from 6.30 to after hours so this red is very bad sign for bears due to this being needed for tomorrows chaos this will either stalemate or bullish by tmm morning to mid trading day |
| yayyy glad someone listened , heavy in puts myself |
| This is some interesting cherry picking number-wise. Butterfly iq3 costs around $4000 (looks like $3500 currently). Suspect the next transducer will be closer to 5k but really doubt they are going to charge 10k per chip to a bulk customer. Then there's your choice of a 100K MRI....That is going to be the most awful, ancient MRI imaginable. |
| Lmao short MU AMD this week |
| Make a second account and place double orders in the opposite direction of your own 👍 |
| How do you not know that nothing matters til 8 |
| This is accurate |
| Still doing the classic ceasefire +5% no ceasefire -1% I see |
| Buy a Lambo tomorrow |
| Probably lol. Wonky-ass market manipulation Mondays |
| They pricing in taco already |
| Im not surprised Israel is ruining the negotiations but im actually lost for words how oil still this cheap 😮 |
| Priced in |
| Yeah basically. |
| There are reasons |
| looks like green by open |
| $SOXL possibly crash 90% by next 6-12 months |
| WSB is bearish which means only one thing….\n\n>!Bers r fuk lmfaoooo!< |
| Do you have bicycle seats that contour to your balls or something? |
| Close the casino |
| You underestimate greed |
| Bro let her move back in. Not like you’re gonna anyone better |
| Mmm I smell good |
| Slurp dat dip |
| I can’t believe I waited 3 days for this weak action. Mom, I’m going to the casino! |
| I am being serious...can S&P 500 and Nasdaq get rid of MSFT? This shit has been dragging down performance of these indices. |
| Release the Asians, let’s have one of those nice -6% circuit breaker kopsi |
| Can someone fix futes? they're misbehaving and bers are getting ideas. |
| whats your motivation for spending time to write this weird stuff? |
| Bers betta hope this isn't a large V coming up |
| You are a thot for the bulls? |
| They’re just moving to the right |
| Quick everyone sell everything and buy safe heaven only stocks like MU |
| Dickbutt |
| Oil is new Semiconductor 😁 |
| Some people never learn.. |
| Ceasefire off -.5 percent … ceasefire on + 2 percent holds. |
| Cheena regard |
| Cry harder bitch |
| A large % of growth for US companies atp is in global markets. Youre right, it absolutely will fuck us |
| Fuck me going reddddds tomorrow |
| I thought I was the only one. |
| Robinhood is where I go but you can just Google stock futures and get results. |
| Then just switch sides |
| MU 1300 EOW |
| lmao |
| China regard |
| So -5% it is 😁 |
| Are we in the movie tenet timeline now? |
| I'm trying to update my Bingo card so I can win the clock radio |
| You should follow your nickname |
| MMs rigging bug fight btw |
| I bought spacex at the top while being a notorious Elon and tesla hater. How is it possible? AMA. |
| Short everything but oil |
| futures trader are buying the bottom now |
| As long as \[people believe\] we have nukes on submarines, “credibility” it turns out only matters to people trying to make the world a better place. Unfortunately, the generation that is on its way out is looking to burn, pillage, and neglect anything beyond their last hurrah. |
| I’m just looking to feed myself. I don’t need to be a philanthropist are what not |
| What’s wrong with futures? |
| China regard |
| Green by open |
| absolutely bud! |
| No. More like praying |
| You can exclude msft and meta.. market doesn't care those 2 anymore.. |
| That still almost 100 a share more than it's worth. |
| My job gives me free Gemini pro. I’ll do my part brother 🫡 |
| I challenge you to take 24hrs of no posting about girls in general. You're better than this\n\nI'm probably the only one that upvoted you 🤷♂️ |
| I think we go down some just to rage up to aths for our big birthday 🎂 |
| Still better than most analyst notes I’ve seen lately, somehow both bullish and catastrophic at the same time |
| You mean DEFCON-2 or 1. The bigger the defcon number the less severe the issue being signaled. DEFCON 4 is the default state. |
| https://preview.redd.it/usu5348znp8h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e95f1c062837f2f87598f723e3cdf60f61c9d843 |
| Too early to tell |
| I still don’t understand how people don’t realize this could truly fuck other countries which in turn will fuck us |
| I went full exp for the first time in months in Friday. Meaning * have no free cash. Of course we're red |
| Does it really matter? It's whatever you want it to be. |
| You would be better off just deleting your stock app and moving on with life. Then come back to it in 1+ years. Good luck! I hope it works out well for you. |
| US 10y gonna creep up to 4.6 and the next TACO trade will be US making Iran the 51st state and 🥭 converting into Islam on live tv |
| I took a couple of my dogs on a lick🫴 |
| With what cash? |
| It’s the users with Robinhood accounts lol they are really good at exaggerating |
| We usually go multiple years without a 2-3% daily draw down and you’re betting on it happening? |
| He just said the Strait was open an hour ago in another unhinged tweet\n\nWHICH IS IT DONNY??\n\nGOD. |
| Ok China. Man. |
| Since when was -1% a crash it’s flat since Thursday |
| Yeah no |
| Ok china |
| Agree. This is not Nam. There are rules. |
| Something he has never once done his entire life |
| Ok china |
| Puts at open are going to feed villages |
| I look forward to MSFT nose diving another 5% for no reason this week |
| Why are women’s bicycles the way they are even though we men have the balls? |
| That means a hike is a possibility. |
| UNLEASH THE AXIOS!! |
| feel like my ibit puts are fucked |
| I think we have a lot of middle schoolers pretending to trade in here |
| Oil goes to +150 and you get a massive inflation shock. Usa oil reserves are now the lowest they have been since 1983. Thats why oil +150 was avoided for now by depleting the reserves. |
| oh boy, here we go |
| But 10,000 shares of RXT |
| No he said he’d talk again in 6 weeks. No future guidance |
| I‘ve invested a lot in automobile industry and software AMA |
| Yeah and he sounds a lot like him, it’s pretty good |
| bruh opened futes, and they're pigeon shit brown |
| Fuck you bulls, y'all well know Mango will come to your rescue by tomorrow morning and pump this shit green. I hate this rigged ass game |
| Lmfao |
| Even if it opens red, stay calm, buy the dip. Bers fuk by close |
| I mean that’s a given now. Bad earnings = drop. Good earnings = also drop. |
| Go dammit. 3% and I never have to interact here again |
| Most of my plays are fake and ghey so tomorrow moves will probably be fake and ghey |
| Is this the market not caring about the Iran situation? |
| Noice 'shopjob, m8 |
| We are looking for circuit breakers here. Nothing else matters otherwise |
| Bols Thot 😆 |
| Start grabbing all the toiletpaper you can get |
| WHY THE FUCK ARE FUTES PURPLE |
| Yeah it’ll be back and forth could see some good swings |
| Damn oil just reached an all time median |
| Will the Fed hike rate in 6 weeks? I remember Warsh saying that his taskforce will decide in 6 weeks. |
| The comments that show up once futures open really highlights how many of you are bots or retards.\n\n“LOLOL IT IS COLOR ANIMAL R FUK” |
| A well timed tweet will ruin my fun like always so I refuse to get excited |
| MRI expense is multi-factorial. You need substantial space requirements to ensure adequate safety zones, there's the liquid helium to keep your superconducting magnet functioning, and then the machinery itself is absurdly complex. I wouldn't expect axial US to be comparable to MRI for a decade or so but there's compelling reasons for the tech to advance this direction. |
| Oh fuck don‘t open that shit |
| I can stay retarded longer than the market can stay irrational |
| that’s it? that’s all the bears got? |
| why would they need to hike big time? sounds wrong |
| our greatest ally at it again |
| All cash is the win 😁 |
| Because the longer it goes on the worse the impacts on the global economy are |
| 🐻 praise to be Allah 🐻 |
| Honestly, MU earnings Wedn and CPE on thursday, it’s going to be a volatile week |
| Mstr going sub $100 this week |
| https://preview.redd.it/pgyaknqgnp8h1.jpeg?width=32&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59747c55196e79f35bf7c71bde547561729c1b71\n\n |
| Dude the bears were hyping the crash so hard and the futures open down 0.79%.\n\nLet’s see where it lands but the wet dream doesn’t match the reality |
| Lmao 🩸 |
| I mean I’m looking at investing.com the actual futes only down .5% so far |
| Nah |
| I'm not touching this stock with a 10ft pole if it ain't obvious you fucking troglodyte |
| *-0.75%. for now |
| The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. |
| Wow, a sabotaged deal ruined the market. Predictable |
| Shut the fuck up. |
| I was promised task forces! |
| Why can't I have nice things in life |
| our greatest ally not helping the ceasefire |
| yeah |
| Why does market even react to this conflict anymore it's genuinely been 3 months of potential resolution lmfao |
| priced in |
| Woww grape |
| GTA 6 is beyond hyped already, the business model is extremely predictable, and TTWO is at $240.\n\nAny meaningful price movement is going to be based entirely around early sales figures. \n\n |
| Bulls all in their feelings today. Haha |
| It's all ~~computer~~ Docusign |
| If hormuz isnt open by end of july fed has to hike big time and its the end of the cycle with equities dropping +35% and nasdaq way more. So how is the tech index responding to this potential outcome with iran leaving todays negotiations?? With a -0.22%. |
| I think its time for baba folks |
| Yeah idk it’s down but not down hard but seems to still be heading to the down side I would think like -1% maybe -2% but I’m sure flat by Tuesday |
| Ha. Of course not. They create their own reality round here, LMAO |
| bears keep winning futures. Good for them |
| I'm so numb to the stupidity here. Green af at open, no other way 🦹♂️ |
| You’re the one butthurt |
| the redder the futes, the bigger the V. this time will not be different. |
| In Futes We Trust |
| Semi Monday |
| Idk why I look at futes, my port is 100% $HOOD shares |
| Bulls spotted trying to summon Barak Ravid |
| So calls again next week |
| Those kids from the Pakistan grape video are old enough to work in the government now and they are the sanest persons in Switzerland rn |
| If you are on Robinhood, then yes 📉🩸🩸 |
| Every Monday? |
| Lmao. Butt hurt ass bull. |
| QS leaps, upside potential is too absurd to ignore, these could 39x\n\nCELH $35/$40 calls\n\nQXO $18 calls\n\nRDW $15/20 calls\n\nCRSR $10 calls |
| Ok futures, .5% down. Make it 10% down and my puts will be break even. |
| berz, if market didn't care about no passage thru hormuz the first time, it wont care about no passage through hormuz the sixteenth time |
| Free the koreans, hopefully those ultra leveraged samsung fanboys dont crash the market |
| What about the billions squandered on The Metaverse? |
| Corn crashing as it should |
| \-5% day tomorrow unless Taco publicly apologizes |
| welp, that's about straight down |
| On which we used to rely? |
| Well this was anti climatic. See you all at pre market |
| so confusing seeing both sides claim they're fokt, which charts are they looking at |
| Micropoop gona open red regardless. My puts are very happy 😃 |
| Oooof.. tomorrow gone be FUGLY |
| Cry harder bitch |
| Hey, I bought Ondas at $1.91, nice.\n\n \nI had Micron and Sandisk in my watchlist and was waiting for the dip to buy. I wanted to die after a while - I could have bought SNDK for $55 but kept buying other stuff instead.\n\n \nAnyway how the hell did you put all that money in if you don't have a job. |
| Yall believe futes now? 🤣 |
| Futes don’t look good, need a V |
| crashing |
| It’s actually down 0.7% from Thursday close not 0.5% so suck it bols |
| Bulls posting laughing emojis. Sad. |
| Futes trading on low single digit volume and y'all losing your shit over that 😏 |
| up 1 point |
| Futes down -0.5% is that right? |
| Internet |
| posted bussy pics on gonewild |
| It's over Bol, I have the high ground |
| Are we looking at the same futes? |
| 2 Cease 2 Fire. CeaseFire Tehran Drift. Fire 5. F9. |
| Robinhood — Stock index Futures, Energy Futures |
| It’s joever |
| You should realise that all software stocks basically trade in the same direction day to day, SpaceX has nothing to do with this. When MSFT rallied, every other software stock rallied and it was because of the earnings of other software stocks like Snowflake and Okta being really good. |
| Bears cheering about a -0.3% red futures open after QQQ was up 2.5% on Thursday and +25% over 2.5 months 🤣🤣🤣\n\nShit is literal comedy |
| Full Self Driving mode |
| ^ delirious ber |
| Oil futes open yet? How’s it looking? |
| Tealeaves and gipsytears |
| 🥵 |
| That's when 🥭 usually posts |
| Imagine thinking the war was magically over because some intern in Iran hit accept in DocuSign |
| My calls BETTER print tomorrow… |
| only cope is ber cope |
| We're all just guessing |
| Yeah, it’s a great game now and I love it. But release and the first year or so was def a flop, the hype did not live up to the expectation whatsoever, and didn’t for a few years until it was updated and fixed enough. Unlikely for that to happen to gta 6 imo |
| This is so gey smh |
| www.viewfutes.com |
| Duh. |
| The suicides and foreclosures would be hilarious |
| Found the put holder |
| Green by open |
| So much winning |
| holy nose dive |
| BE, WOLF, OUST, AMBQ charts looking good.\n\nOther notables: TER, UMC, NBIS, SEI |
| Hahahahahaha |
| Some people need to become bi in here and play both sides. Perma is bullbearshit. |
| Short the ES till morning is easy money 🤤 |
| If we break below the low of the Futures Thursday session, Bulls are fucked. I doubt its going to happen that quickly even if it does. |
| Oh lol me either half the time |
| Futes please don’t get my hopes up, please. |
| haha |
| On Netflix |
| >It’s not about the investment he’s making (which is great! Kudos to him!) it’s about him trying to manipulate the city and state government to favor him disproportionately through bending taxation\n\nNo, you're missing the argument. The argument is that his investment is worth a lot to a city, and that the city doesn't need to do anything to compete for your business, but that bringing his business to town (or keeping it in town) literally impacts the city budget in a somewhat significant way.\n\nBusinesses do the same thing. Volume discounts, loyalty rewards, etc. If I have a customer who is responsible for 20% of my revenue, they're gonna get a better deal than a one off customer. This isn't a difficult concept.\n\n>You could say the same for citadel\n\nSure. And then they moved out of the city when they didn't get better tax treatment. The city lost revenue and taxpayers as a result. The city would've almost certainly been better off giving citadel some kind of tax break in exchange for staying, gaining more revenue than the alternative - Citadel leaving. |
| If you have calls those are already fucked you stupid idiots. Try again in the morning just stop with the cope. |
| On the wsb panel |
| Twas not a flop. A temporary disappointment, for sure. CP is in a really-really good place now. |
| Oof.. bol so fuk |
| be nice if everyone just rotated into just RKLB |
| that ain't gotta be healthy |
| You are not bearhunter, only he can do this text |
| Bruh |
| Not even Warsh himself could keep MU under $1200 tomorrow |
| Peace deal by open |
| Maybe bers arent so bad after all |
| Psychics |
| ChatGPT:\n\n" \nExcellent idea. Historical analysis suggests that every geopolitical challenge can be solved by simply opening the Strait of Hormuz. In fact, I have already prepared a 47-point plan involving aircraft carriers, strongly worded emails, and a PowerPoint presentation titled *"Just Open It, Bro."* |
| Notice how the Bulls ride a ramp up before they die\n\nThe trick is to jump off before that happens |
| I edited because I cannot type |
| the dollar is dead, I just traded a coconut for some manngoes 🫴🥥 |
| I call bullshit it’s at an ATH right now. Positions or ban you 🤡 |
| 🧃behind everything |
| I used to think that game dev stocks moved when high profile releases happened but then Nintendo educated me. |
| Where are you guys viewing futes |
| Iran war is irrelevant 😂 nothing matters. |
| Bulls have their eyes on the exits… and the doorway is narrow |
| Naw |
| Your puts are cooked |
| # BERS ACTUALLY THOUGHT, L M A O 🤌 |
| 😂😂😂 |
| xhamster.cum |
| Yes, except unironically. |
| So many commenters are bots, retards, or retarded bots. |
| On yo mommah |
| I got a feeling META and MSFT will be red |
| Oil is up 2% |
| I don't even have to look to know MSFT is going to open red at 8:00pm |
| I think AI should just develop a human genome that can't get cancer and rare diseases. Nobody need healthcare then and Countries can spend their tax money on wars and defence instead. |
| thats the funniest part.. spy down 1 percent..\n\nmy stocks are down 15% and bleeding out. \n\nwhat did i do wrong lol? |
| bers are so fucking stupid lol |
| \-0.45% is nothing. it's a dip for ants. Easy 750 tomorrow and 800 by end of month. |
| so are we cooked? |
| What’s the little casino tab on the daily thread |
| search /ESU26 for sp500 futes |
| Whoever it was i hope for them they wore a condom |
| BERSES THOUGHT LMAOOO\n\n🤌🤌🤌🤌 |
| Coping or hoping, tonight bears bulls they all cope lol |
| Degiro gang |
| Some of the best days this year have started with futes -0.3% and a seemingly blown Iran negotiation. |
| Please crash |
| I rode that one for a while too |
| lol weekend futes were wrong….oil up 2% |
| These are the times that turn trader boys into trader girls. |
| Your calls are FKD, thank Taco for that |
| LMAO. 🐻 |
| Lmao just as expected futures with a full recovery and massive bear trap.\n\nHuge Green Day tomorrow |
| The people posting 10,000% gains in the posts on here after the market goes up like 1%. What do you think. |
| Buy dips and sell rips!!! |
| Maybe $925 |
| opens at 6ET |
| https://preview.redd.it/6poe3o57mp8h1.jpeg?width=1258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f36495b2c59f9ad29eeaf7c96890d9107dd488 |
| Lol can relate. Next time I buy semis I'll make a post so that everyone else can sell. |
| Didn’t realize I was gay until now |
| Who fucked with my Futes! |
| Real talk, don't get confident w/ predictions off a 5 minute candle right on the open. |
| Magic 8 ball |
| Riff Raf, street rat, I don't, buy that |
| I can’t see it still on Robinhood |
| Thats a lot for those who are recovering or just entering |
| Search for futures if you are on Robinhood. |
| That’s why family guy exists |
| Dumping |
| Nah I don't like the chart |
| Wow nvm holy dump |
| Thanks |
| Laugh and fucking cry |
| I would have thought oil would open north of 80 but that's pretty tame really |
| Give it time. MRI resolution is limited and even with 3T, you can get max of what, 0.5mm resolution? Axial ultrasound has the potential to get substantially finer detail. |
| futures at 6pm, overnight at 8 |
| Us100 on trading view |
| War priced in months ago. |
| Have you been living under a rock? They are just nicotine pouches |
| Red futes. Means green open, SPY 800 EoD, semis +10% and a new bol run for the rest of the week |
| Well that guy ain’t fucking every week |
| Lying* Now put the fries in the bag, already. |
| Oracle of delphi is lit rn |
| Half this sub going to mars cause it’s red |
| Prince Ali, fabulous he, ali ababwaaaaa. $BABA |
| We've already signed a "deal" Lmao |
| Investing.com |
| Yeah because most of the time pre market pumps and then at opening it falls or goes slightly up more and then falls just to end the same as we openend |
| Isn’t that in 2 hours? |
| bears actually thought this manipulated shit was opening -2% bless their pure hearts |
| I've a bigger dump this morning after my coffee |
| Its fucked up how it seems these days that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv. I often find myself wondering what happened to those good, old fashioned values. |
| robinhood |
| blood flat was the name of my jazz punk band in highschool |
| Futes : red \n\nBols: haha ber r fuk 🤣🤣 |
| Every fucking week |
| Believe it or not PUTTTTT |
| \*slaps the roof of my theta machine\* i can fucking fit so many worthless options contracts in here |
| Who’s into $EOSE? |
| in their heads |
| The real move hasn’t happened yet. How will stinky respond? |
| 300x |
| Where you guys seeing futures? |
| https://preview.redd.it/kb9om5iplp8h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a9b1d8b13f4b4f7dd15cc57ee5dbf28a4318240 |
| 10x |
| \>!pornhub.com!< |
| This is why they had to make fable illegal |
| 0.3% down |
| It’s going to go green, GG I hate this shit |
| market did not tank. ignored everything |
| INTC trading for $5 on the Vanuatu stock market. |
| How over leveraged are you regards it’s literally only down 0.3% |
| opens in 2 hours |
| I finally understood the meaning of "French fries" when I encountered 40C heatwave in Paris. \n\nNow it all makes sense. |
| Cortisol spike all weekend just from some flat ass futures fuck trading |
| Release the pubes!! |
| high fiber |
| What did those fucks do now |
| Short term maybe |
| Trailer 3 too |
| That's literally what Citrini Research did. And shorted the market in April based off that lol |
| "you guys have futures?" |
| God Mode sounds great!\n\n |
| 1 piece of American blue paint going for $1k\n\nBuy back a piece of taxpayers dollars 🤌 |
| and margin calls XD |
| u eat shit for breakfast?... |
| only 🤣 |
| Futures down .1%\n\nWERE SO FUCKED |
| So far |
| Futures don't mean shit, the futures in 2 hours don't mean shit, pre-market is where the action really starts. |
| Boring ass futes |
| Gold is gonna tank too |
| Bers are just furry twinks |
| Wait thats not too bad |
| War is coming. |
| Bots |
| I had a nap and dreamed about gambling earlier \nI don’t remember what positions tho 😢 |
| Gemini: \*Here's what you asked me for.\n\nThe Straight is now opened for: pillow fights, long walk in the forest and long nights of binge watching Gilmore Girls.\*\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/lxs57xcdlp8h1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddc2f7b0badd093ba604fd54c3f94d5a1c0ed6b9 |
| What do you anticipate the pre-order numbers are going to be? It might be in the millions on day 1 of pre-orders. It might crash the site. |
| Shes 70 |
| chances are fart puncher is losing all his gains and more by next week many such cases |
| Micron may only add $100 per share tomorrow |
| I swear to gawd y'all are schizo. First comments as I read the thread: "futes mooning!", "futes blood red", "futes flat AF". Y'all are like the two doormen where one always lies, but instead of two there's an army and instead of lieing you're just extremely well regarded. |
| HOOD is quite liquid so I am able to get in and out pretty fast. I’d love to go ITM though! |
| This pattern will also work \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ruwzsxu9lp8h1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e529a4275ab4d15b0dbf9bb3b899ea056506994f |
| 8pm can't come soon enough |
| Hey Jane Street- Fuck you |
| Seek help. |
| In uk i get rice strak chicken some green chiliand lettuce. Ita pretty clean |
| oh we are green as fuck tomorrow |
| Cisco was the Nvidia back in the day, and the weird stuff like Allbirds shoe people pivoting to AI and suddenly shooting up in price are the dot-com trash like back then. |
| Which ones you usually do? Never bothered to look into them much but I’d like to |
| Bears were expecting circuit breakers |
| I just DCA this stock. Auto buy $60 a day |
| Nvm I found them |
| Imagine working for 50 years of your life making retirement contributions to your company funds so they can throw it at blue-chips and fees, and then some guy named fart_puncher67 blows past your life's net worth because the Internet told them to dump their part-time fast food paycheck into something called "moo" |
| If you’re not expecting cancer to be cured by 9:30 am tmr morning to save the market then idek what to tell you |
| Anticlimactic futes. Bers fucked |
| the fact that this thread is talking about futures being so green makes me think tomorrow is going to be a huge crash and all of my calls will be screwed. can you all start talking about how red it is please? |
| Honestly might have better outcome fuck it |
| Bers in shambles |
| Investing.com \nRH in 2 hours |
| More like a blood tinkle |
| Buy the Hype, sell the News. Heard of that one before? You telling me news is coming out now? Time to sell? \n\nIn reality, I see a bump, but nothing that will make anyone rich who isn't already. |
| and futures open blood flat |
| Market goes up 2.5% when they say the deals happening and -.25% when it falls through every time |
| Why are banbets so shit now? |
| Futes already shot dead lmfao gg |
| claude model names are getting ridiculously grandiose the next model will literally be named god |
| HOLY futes 😳 |
| war is back on |
| 🤣 |
| You forgot that this is a casino |
| I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast |
| PREMARKET IS A SCAM 🤌🤌🤌 |
| Green by tonight |
| 2 hours from now. Green |
| Whats Nvda trading rn in the overnight market? @Americans |
| HOLY SHIT DEEZ FUTES WHAO. \n\nOh, sorry i was watching some hentai, meant to say futas - s-sorry for shouting. Oh yeah futures are doing something as well, I heard they opened mainly flat after a 72hrs weekend? Cool stuff. |
| Where yall seeing futures? I ain’t seeing shit move lol |
| Omg. This is a bloodbath |
| Green by tomorrow morning |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee said BTFD |
| green by open |
| Lmao idiot |
| What is this? A drop for ants?! |
| Futes are giga red |
| Stop the 🧢 |
| 🫒 |
| Fake shit |
| yall drank the Kool-Aid. your punishment is monday market open |
| you won't even make it back to your own fcken country - Sun Tzu |
| Only down .3% \nBullish |
| HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! |
| Rookie mistake. Honest mistake too. |
| Futures down only .2% and oil up only 1%, I guess this is because everyone thought we gonna go down so now it go up |
| What? |
| Oil green and futures red, Taco shittin |
| Bulls, you’re fucking pathetic. I swear. |
| Futures and oil both fake, they don’t know a truth is coming declaring victory and war is over for the 100th time. Calls print |
| What’s the move? |
| I am convinced some of you dont even look at the futes before commenting 😤 |
| You know what they say, red at night FUCKING THETA AGAIN CUZ FUCK YOU🖕 |
| To be honest I'm just a degenerate gambler who scalp's options so I don't even know what timing the market is, but I know that all financial advisers say you should definitely do it |
| Guys guys, calls or poots tomorrow? My QQQ 745 calls expire this friday 😐 |
| Futes open red. Sorry bois\n\nCant wait to short uso tomorrow 🤤 |
| first move is always fake |
| Not in my circumstance! |
| Finally learned who owns this fuckin place eh |
| I'm a bear. There is no specific exit strategy... But you do get to be happy for a couple of days, when you close 5% of a short position (holding the other 95% though, of course) for less of a loss than you otherwise would have done. |
| \+1 |
| Red day tomorrow |
| Totes are tootin |
| August futures are trading. This shit is funny. |
| prolly yolo some calls or puts idk yet |
| **BanBet Error** — BanBets can only be placed during market hours |
| hasnt won any either |
| !banbet MU 1500 5d |
| Lmfao oil dump spy pump gg bul |
| except gold |
| I thought I was the lone dumb woman on wsb. Good to know I'm not alone here! \n\n(Love your name btw) |
| Everytime he says he thought the market would be lower it's like he's daring it to happen |
| He only murders people |
| Why are futures up so much any news? |
| That’s mean huge red tomorrow |
| or have a physical body |
| Freak the fuck out and sell everything. It’s fucking over. |
| goddamit, you just knew JD wasn’t gonna close… guy ain’t a closer |
| Go suck a dick there bro |
| INTC to $15 tomorrow? |
| In the great words of Mrs Potts from the 1991 animated film 'Beauty and The Beast', it's "A tale as old as time-ing the market" or some bullshit like that |
| It wall cause GameStop to top revenue |
| No. 200k (the TFSA - Tax Free Savings Account) is top 0.2% for clients born in 1998. This is not the entire population but its still impressive because you can only contribute ~7k (varies per year) a year from turning 18 in a TFSA. So for OP, born in 1998, he was allowed to contribute 68k of net deposits and he grew that to 200k. |
| #We waited for 3 days for this bullshit LMAO🤌 |
| Lol green by 30m from now. |
| I'm finally unbanned! I have learned my lesson and will never mention questionable arm gestures made by the richest man in the world on the eve of his big IPO ever again. Thanks Reddit. Very cool. |
| Finally someone gets it |
| Bears r so fuk |
| Sell some at $246, then at $258 hold 100 shares to sell a CC at $270 and short it @$280 \n\nSimple plan |
| It was an internal explosion, wdym? I can’t find anywhere showing this to be true |
| Futures r mooning |
| #Futes DRILLIN just as I be PREDICTIN LMAO🤌 |
| RED |
| **BanBet Error** — BanBets can only be placed during market hours |
| My man claudes |
| spy already green! BER FUC |
| Que up the “And here we go” Joker GIF. |
| !banbet spy -1% 1d |
| Lmao oil +1% gg ber |
| Futes flat |
| heads up bro you're on overtime tonight |
| The world is already burning. Look at the Middle East. It's time to burn harder. |
| AND THERE IT IS ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE GAP UP LETD YO BULLS!!! |
| 🍟 ➡️ 👝🙏🏻 |
| Let’s have some fun |
| FUTES |
| #Iran hasn't lost a game in the world cup yet after 2 games. They closed off their goal just like Hormoz Strait LMAO🤌⚽🥅 |
| Yeah it’s not easy being hot. |
| That's why mango banned it. |
| Both bulls and bears and their annoying “u r fukd” comments are retards\n\nThis snip snap market belongs to the crab people |
| 2 years ago people were telling me it was priced in too. LOL the time to buy is now brother |
| I’d like to pile drive Cathie Wood while she has her glasses on |
| All this talk yet there are ships flowing through the straight left and right all day and all night |
| Bols gaped |
| Short $LINE |
| I’ve been a doctor for over 8 years… so that definitely wasn’t me. Maybe someone with a similar name. \n\nI definitely don’t sleep in until noon, ever haha. The only post I made here two days ago was “wtf did I just read.” |
| 🐂 and 🐻 locked in a 3-day weekend pissing contest posting thousands of comments shitting on each other.......only for Sunday futures to open flat LMAO 🤣 |
| AHAHAH BER SO FUCA |
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| Circuit breaker day |
| My bus pass still same price as before |
| I love when companies put me in missionary |
| Bears out here like Mango isn't going to let loose a taco tomorrow morning. |
| GIANT RED CANDLE |
| Fable and Mythos banned. |
| We go green dildo tomorrow |
| “Wow I sure hope my balls don’t get crushed today” - me clocking into my shift at the ball crushing factory |
| Don’t buy short dated options, don’t only trade options, use more than one strategy and don’t trade one direction |
| hell yes family |
| There is a non zero chance SPY will have negative growth this year. Love it |
| BER R FUC!!!!!!!! |
| Missionary loves company |
| Our guys are better at kicking a ball ⚽ than your guys 🤌 |
| Yea his son is the singer now. Wake up |
| I'm a woman in my early 40s and I swear to god every 20 something dude I meet tries to fuck me. It's weird AF. |
| Gap up into the incinerator |
| BERS LMFAOOOOOO\n\nsorry just practicing |
| Claude mythos is too powerful. It will literally open the strait of hormuz by itself. It will get in there and push the ships through. All by itself |
| Big green of course |
| CLOV to the moon 🚀 |
| Claude wouldn't start this war in first place |
| Seeing loss porn will always be more satisfying than seeing some regard make generational wealth |
| The only world leader who hasn't gotten any shit from anyone yet. |
| I’m fucked |
| these minutes are a torture as much as the entire weekend was |
| I've been going on a rampage exploring all desserts at places around me. I'm right now in my exotic flavored Asian themed puddings era 😁 |
| Im a bit early but ➡️ Bers are u fukd |
| Long oil and believe it or not….. long SPY too! 🤣 |
| Happens too often here it is a shame. Breaks my heart when I see loss porn like that |
| I reject your reality and substitute with own |
| Aww jeez, dewd |
| 2 minutes until an absolutely massive gap up |
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| fable 5 is pretty nuts not gonna lie, for software engineering its on a different level |
| Bers never learn. Calls |
| Flatter than my balls after a shift at the ball crushing factory |
| A technical missile has struck Ras Laffan in Qatar. This should get interesting. |
| Me too no I’m kidden that’s gross |
| Kim Jong Huang |
| I had some for Juneteenth. It felt right. |
| iran left the negotiations and said trump has to personally apologize and izreal has to withdraw all troops from lebanon\n\n\nlmaoooo bears lets fucking fiest |
| Full port mu before or after earnings |
| I think this stock could really fly this year. I’ve got Aug calls and I think it could easily move and fast if tenant is signed. Hoping OpenAI since everyone knows them and they would be very hype train. On the other hand bad news could see it tank. But the recent run up makes me think stuff is going to materialize. |
| Imagine being under 40 and falling for AI videos |
| Has anyone tried asking Claude to open the straight? |
| Give me rational |
| I'm excited for a different type of Fable in 2026 |
| Should have went QDOBA |
| Big PP FUTES |
| RemindMe! 4 months |
| https://preview.redd.it/yhufmu11kp8h1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=418fded075cabb07eadf9f47180544b20788e016 |
| Fable can’t make images |
| IT GIRL MEOW BABE |
| It’s just food bra. The snacks and desserts you feel guilty for, but food like that actual nourishment. |
| AXIOS AND BARAK PLS WE NEED YOU GUYS |
| We're fucked. OP isn't even using a Mythos model or hell Opus |
| She’s just a fuckin cunt |
| Also means Strait is staying closed until they lose! |
| no tutorial island, straight to final boss |
| Honestly probably LRCX. It’s overvalued right night and volatile (might go down but goes right back up) but it doesn’t really follow the rest of the market when micro’s dump. It pretty much just keeps going up. |
| The market would have to just not open |
| I am the former ruler of all Americans. |
| first fute move is fake; if they open green it's over guys |
| I need me some white pu**** |
| What did Cathie do?? |
| If you think about it, all the BS silicon valley tech bro ceos shilled since covid has been kinda wrong and disastrous for society. Be it corn, AI or paying for your burrito in 5 installments. No one asked for it but everyone got it! |
| Bers |
| IV on those babies about to go in raw on a lot of ape buttholes |
| I’d smash tho for sure |
| Alternative take:\n\nSony has the an exclusive marketing deal with Rockstar along with exclusive content. Sony is also a low-key semi play as its growing semi business dominates the camera sensor market for physical AI |
| I ate a Chipotle bowl and now I feel bloated and fat and lazy and worthless |
| Yep. So much volume to ride. |
| What did he do? |
| Full port MU |
| that's true, but often people making your comments have their own non trading statements. so I can't really trust you either way. |
| Iran to win the World Cup |
| Yeah. Then we can lose money every day! |
| Vozinha looks like his mom |
| I'll probably just cover my port 1:1. Use DRAM instead for MU/SNDK. |
| Fuck you cathie woods fuckin bitch |
| 4 minutes until the end of the world as we know it |
| truly fucking is. not even reels can give me this much dopamine |
| And once they confirm 30fps even on pspro it'll tank! Probably not but it should cause fuck that shit |
| https://preview.redd.it/ts23yhhpjp8h1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dc5c7761741198339e61e6b6eb12812073b2be0\n\n |
| I didn't hold for that long I just bought some near trailer 3 rumours in end of may and will cash out soon enough, plus alr got most stuff in memory so ig it's some diversification |
| Fun fact, Sandisk stands for Sanjay Disk 🇮🇳 |
| That's not really how pricing things in works\n\nSimplistic example of pricing things in for an upcoming binary event:\n\nChance of A outcome (bad): 20%. Will make the market 20% less valuable\n\nChance of B outcome (good): 80%. Will make the market 20% more valuable. Mutually exclusive with outcome A.\n\nConclusion: Anticipate the average of A and B. So, 0.2\*(-0.2) + 0.8\*(0.2) = the binary event is worth 12% gain on average. The bots price in that 12% gain.\n\nThen the day comes, event A actually happens, so B is no longer possible. Result is the market is 20% less valuable than before, and you wipe out that 12% gain too. Bots price in all that loss and the market moves down. |
| Post the loss porn pls |
| Fuck Cathie woods too |
| "Release Fable 5 immediately! I have some very important AI cat memes I need to make!" |
| What kind of Tampon does 🥭 use in his neckgina? |
| 5 minutes until whatever positions you took on Thursday get fuk |
| Only Europoors enjoy soccer. |
| So they're down just like me. Such losers! \n(I sold OTM puts so I'm only down 2%.) |
| Being dumb as fuck is actually a virtue in modern society, because being stupid makes you more prone to taking on risk, and risk is the primary means of reward nowadays.\n\nBeing born as an upper-middle class or above dipshit is basically a success trajectory for life. Call your dad and thank them today for being not smart and not poor. |
| ok shakesbeer |
| Gas prices and overall inflation impact essentially everyone, yeah. |
| Should qualify as inhumane torture |
| No more flat days, we are at that point, maybe 2 flat days in 30 |
| Killing floor?\n\nDon't let the name fool you kid....\n\nIt's not really a floor |
| Shitcoin sinking |
| Called my local GameStop to ask them a question\n\nAn automated system answered, let it ring three times in store, then said their sales associates were busy and to call back later and automatically hung up on me\n\nStellar customer service 👌 |
| All moves are fake until MU earnings |
| Tired of winning, son? |
| Speak for yourself. |
| what is zyn. does it make you high? |
| Open the casino |
| Pampers |
| the longest market closure EVER |
| See now that is stupid |
| Are you Nigerian? |
| Except oil investor portfolios went to the moon |
| Bulls think the market already priced this in\n\nBears think their puts will finally print\n\nIn reality we’re gonna trade sideways and theta wins ultimately |
| That's the Australian market |
| Mulligan the !banbet ? |
| Just found out sublime has a new album 🤯 |
| Very close to 500k gain this year. I only need to make 525k |
| Simulate all eventualities. |
| Bet |
| Yet 🥭still lost to them |
| so what. we are mining coal again. |
| Are they? What’s the scoop |
| This! |
| Dump seal six reporting for duty |
| Google told me to check WSB |
| Ain't that the truth 😅 |
| It depends. |
| Market this week will want to close the “MOU deal signed” gap that was made last, so get your shorts ready |
| You wanna run for President? |
| I mean, has the status of the straight really impacted us at all? Not you guys trading barrels, but everyone else. |
| Open strait of hormuz\n\nIs that too much to ask for father's day |
| Iran's inflation is 78%, what a bunch of dumb dick suckers |
| Imagine receiving a inheritance that sets you up for life if you made the right decisions but you decided to gamble it and lose it all |
| Skipping dick and going straight to cock was the right call |
| Whatever the drop is +1% |
| clear inverted head and shoulders |
| Wondering what brand of diapers Donnie uses? |
| Just go strait, can’t miss it. |
| Yeah |
| Brother it’s a trading thread idk about your views people like this piss me off |
| This game will be an embarrassment. Uruguay’s downfall has been greatly exaggerated |
| See you on monday apes |
| I ain't taking this shit no more. I threw the cuck chair out of my house. Thank you Micron & SanDisk for buying my freedom & dignity 😊 🫂 🙏 |
| Someone messaged me. I responded back and they havent look at it.\n\nBRUH I DIDNT EVEN WANNA TALK TO YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT SHIT |
| I can't remember why I turned bullish on it, but I'm glad I did. Oh yeah ok I remember now...i bought right before the spacex drop because they made the ipo easy to buy |
| It might open back up again for only a day when i get there |
| Bruh pls dm me too! Im always curious to know how people do it |
| Someone talk about the fabled circuit breakers. It is time |
| world tour included |
| I have decided to inject 500B into MU and 500B into Sandisk tomorrow around noon. Plan accordingly. |
| I *think* it will print. I was recently reading a thesis on how WDC is actually helping photonics too. So, both storage and photonics!\n\nEdit: oh it's a weekly calls. Nvm, dunno what will happen this week lol |
| Post of the year! |
| How are we supposed to understand this chart without any big arrows?? C'mon OP |
| Yes. Buy at $5.89 |
| Experts seem to hate Take Two... No big guys recommending buys. The RSI is back to high levels nearing an over-bought condition. Anything over $240 seems like a good sell point... BUT... as volatile as TTWO is... You will be able to buy back below $200.\nGTA VI... cool. |
| google maps from 2025\n\n |
| Any particular favorites? |
| 8 minutes til we can all be so utterly disappointed on the complete flatness and meaninglessness of futes on Sunday at open |
| Fuck off we don’t need you |
| dealing with your decisions = adulthood |
| I did and I stand by my decision |
| How do we get there if its closed? |
| >I'm a dumb woman\n\nHey 😏 |
| Whats the neeeeewwws im 10x leveraged and worried |
| for sony im not eyeing the entertainment branche but more their sensors especially for self driving cars and robots in the future they have like 50% of the whole market and peoduce the best sensors |
| I’m thinking it drops on earnings. We’ll see! |
| This whole war coulda been an email *smh* |
| lol does this always happen |
| For everyone wondering if the strait is open or not, just go there and check it out for yourself |
| I like the target brand nic gum. Strong af and it's gum.\n\nI like gum |
| Fully ported WDC weekly calls on Thursday baby, lord prepare my blessings!!! |
| Dumb women? Oxymoron… |
| Fuck off |
| Spy CCs? |
| Then you should reflect on your own etiquette issues, shouldn't you? |
| When we needed fable 5 the most it dissapeared. |
| Solar |
| 🫵 voted for this mo’fer, deal with it. |
| So you're a doctor now. 2 days ago you said you were sleeping in until noon every day and didn't have a job. |
| Try Cool Watermelon Zyns. More addictive than 0dte calls. |
| Same. But I'm 42 so it makes sense. |
| Bulls and bears coping and hoping same time |
| Buy only the tip, tippety tips! |
| seeing so many of you think tomorrow will be a slaughterhouse makes me think stocks will be green tomorrow |
| 9 minutes until my life has meaning again |
| Heres what you do if you are Belgium world cup player who miskicked a backpass and are the last defender to goal. You remember your goalkeeper is an Octopus who might be the best to ever play the game and let him add one to the highlight reel. I mean sure going 1-0 down isnt ideal when your offense couldnt score in a Las Vegas brothel but you def aint winning with a man down for a half hour either.\n\nI know its spur of the moment but Id have taken my chances. Is Iran good enough to score against Courtois there? |
| All this war stuff makes me glad i'm fully levered in safe haven assets. (Semiconductors) |
| she's my MONICA LEWINSKY 🥰 |
| Damn lol |
| SpaceX...probly the easiest swing trade right now |
| O |
| I'm not saying people won't make profit off of the game being released or the hype around it, but mark my words, NO ONE in this sub is taking a rocket to the moon with this release. The hype is now 6 years old, sure it will intensify as release date draws closer, but knowing this, Rockstar shatters their own records, investors and smart money know this and have long since been positioned to capitalize on the most upside possible. There's not much room left for it to go any higher (fundamentally speaking). If you really want a GTA play wait til TTWO earnings come out post release and that huge hole they've been burning to develop the game gets filled in with revenue. Even then, that will be anticipated so don't expect a rocket ship, yet again. Another thing to consider is 5M integration to online services. Idk what rockstars road map looks like for online, but let's assume we don't wait a year for it to come out when it's finally released on PC (2027). I have faith in Rockstar completely, but there have been VERY few games that have minimal issues when rolling out new online features. There will be bugs and they will piss off the neckbeards that will cause headlines that can crater the stock, especially with so much hype and sensitivity around algoritmic trading. |
| I saw a permabear today outside the gas station. He was begging for change so he could charge his scooter. Seemed like a nice guy so I gave him a couple of bucks. His plan is to save up so he can “load more puts” because “the market is a scam”\n\nHe showed me his notebooks where he tracks cases of cruise ship diarrhea and how many ships leave the strait. \n\nNice guy. He got arrested not long after for loitering. |
| I think some intern just gave him paper to sign and keep him occupied. |
| Microsoft Copilot open the Strait of Hormuz make no mistake and remember Nothing is true, everything is permitted |
| Purchase at market open for a discount then watch it grind up to its usual $6.30 |
| Buy more ONDS |
| Cramer? |
| Show bobs |
| With missles |
| Sure thing. Here is a plan to open the strait: First pay Iran 300 billion dollars. |
| Or imagine buying 600 shares of Microsoft at 542, and being a bagholder ever since 😔 |
| Australia is up first 2 hrs from now we always get fucked up first. |
| get my friends monies deals |
| schrodinger's strait then |
| What?? |
| I wish I get free desserts for life 😁 |
| Collect them all! |
| Hoping Ryan Cohen is just acting insane |
| peak AI use right there |
| Lack of patience will get you every time. The only reason you should sell an investment is if the underlying themes that inspired you to buy it have changed. Ignore market noise and let your winners run. Sometimes they pause to catch their breath and then continue running. Only sell when the fundamentals change. |
| 🐻 😘 |
| That’s a solid tactic, I can’t imagine it not working |
| One hit shutout last week, 6 earned runs against him this week. \nThat's what I call reversion to the mean.\n\nAlso: SPY 700 coming up. |
| Bulls rule. Booyah. |
| Praise be to Allah🙏 |
| Closed |
| He just threatened to kidnap the emissaries so I'd say so |
| Tried zyns for the first time today to try to get off the vape. Fuck am I just gonna get addicted to these? They are fucking awesome |
| Good idea, you gonna go with SPY/QQQ or eyeing any individual stocks? |
| Hey ! You first!! |
| Barak "Hussein" Ravid |
| Art of the deal rookie cards |
| Christ |
| oh shit my SPY calls went from half a horse to 4 horses |
| So how do you decide between options and MUU? Or just holding a bit of everything for experiment purposes? |
| Tits or gtfo |
| Theres a difference? |
| If you're genuinely curious, use Google not wsb. |
| Rate hikes now! |
| What even were those peace treaties he was signing last week? |
| Inverse sentiment to get ahead of the pump 🦹♂️ |
| CDPR isn't GTA |
| Nintendo can do whatever they want. Little kids buy there stuff. Sony on the other hand is being outmaneuvered by Xbox. Soon Xbox will be able to produce direct to cloud controllers for $10-$15 per unit and give them away for free. Given the vast improvement in cloud gaming(see Geforce Now)Its a battle of attrition Sony cannot win, that is if they plan on selling the next PS6 at $800-$1000 dollars. |
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| guys just use googlemaps snapshot, I just checked and the Strait is open LMAO how can you close the ocean |
| except they did bye bye bye. so you aren't just retarded. you are also a poor student. |
| this makes a lot of sense. I tried it out a year ago and it just seemed so janky in comparison to Fidelity, and so lacking in robustness in comparison to Webull. But maybe they've improved the interface and usability since then? |
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| This is the pivot point for the war and the strait. This changes everything. |
| The strait, as of right now, is clopen |
| Spain vs Saudi was definitely a taco flex |
| It's about to destroy every cargo ship on Earth to achieve that goal. |
| Oh sweetie, you don't know what drove me to WSB, but once I've earned enough money, I'll go and fulfill the wishes of myself and the people I love, and you'll never see me again. |
| This might sound like an insane negotiation tactic, but maybe try *NOT* bringing up him being disfigured and gay. |
| Keel?? |
| Mongolian markets green it’s a good sign |
| 🥭 just threatened to kidnap the emissaries if the straight doesn't open.\n\nIf anyone has suggestions on survival books I should pick up now to prepare for life without oil, lmk. I'm a dumb woman so I need a book with LOTS of pictures because I don't know the difference between a wrench and pliers |
| i got ecuador’d on this match too. draws are table flipping my picks |
| Right? GTA 5 makes like over 1 million a week without even trying lol |
| Imagine being over leveraged on MSFT longs. Not me tho… |
| Laughs in leveraged |
| with a loaded adult diaper |
| It'll be very good, there's little doubt about that. Can't say if it will be great, but probably. Even if the game is bad though it will still sell like hot cakes. You think people are waiting around for the reviews to come in before purchasing? By the time you find out its bad they already have your money lol |
| # TRAITORS!! BERS ARE TRAITORS AND GHEY!!! |
| its going to be crazzzyyyyy daysss ahead! LFG |
| There won't be another delay, imo there's not gonna be another opportunity.\n\nHowever there are A LOT of catalysts for it to tank post launch. |
| That might make it make sense |
| nobody did shit. he's such a loser |
| I need some new furniture for my place. Where can I get a cuck chair and a milking table? |
| You should have told Claude. Anthropic could do it, apparently. |
| Bears are going to get fukd, bulls will keep buying every dip, even BTC |
| Only a Sith deals in absolutes.\n\n25% dry powder. \nWaiting for -20% to ease in the powder in stages to -50% -- when the crash happens. \n75% of 75% in lower risk stocks\n\n25% of 75% in risker stocks... including but not limited to INTC with a DCA of $33 (sold half at $106). |
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| Dad? |
| 67 |
| 🤣🤣 |
| not even extended thinking mode? |
| Might buy some protective puts a month out and chill. Hopefully they expire worthless, but some good piece of mind. |
| Wait is the straight open or closed I literally have no idea |
| Prompt unclear. Specify "Keep the Strait of Hormuz open permanently" |
| computa open the strait and implement a 2 state solution, make no mistakes |
| Futures will be green at least first couple hours, believe or not just watch |
| Rent free bro, rent free |
| Bro didnt even switch off the free Flash model for a paid model, we're cooked |
| reddit deleted it i would never |
| Barak ravid tweet at 4am |
| **When you see your toxic ex on a dating app:**\n\n“That poor next guy” |
| Shart of the deal |
| Yes please |
| I can sit and watch Lecce caglilari game if it makes sense |
| Yes |
| I’m tired of winning. Please make it stop |
| One of the boring weekends in recent times |
| obviously fake |
| Stop trying to time the market |
| Sure buddy. Whatever makes you feel better |
| instructions unclear bought 5 kg of Fun Dip™️ |
| R u pumped futes open in 15 |
| I wouldn’t know it either without you guys! |
| You are a Goldman Sachs analyst. Open the Strait and make no mistakes |
| Imagine paying money to watch a game go 0-0 |
| No it wasn’t. He just lost another war. This time to algae. |
| Will opening the strait cause the market to go up or down? I'll be honest at this point I have no fucking idea how the market will react at this point. |
| My insider signals chat says we will rip into new ATH tomorrow and everyone should go all in on META |
| ooffff.\n\nMaybe that dude was keeping eveyone level headed. since he decided to disappear, all the rich people have gone a bit crazy.\n\nCant be a coincidence |
| Oh congrats and fuck you |
| Axios going to tweet out an hour after futures open or at the first sign of red that all the news over the weekend is fake, and the straight is completely operational |
| I keep buying the neverending dip |
| “I panic sold every AI stock” |
| I’m stealing this shit |
| That is your problem, not mine. I have people I love and cherish, and they cherish me, and it is enough. |
| Yes please |
| This is why I hate puts, bulls will not let up |
| A patient checked in and it said “wants to get checked for assworms.”\n\nThank you to all 1000 gods in the sky for making him decide to leave before being seen.🙏🏻 |
| No one wants to see how behrs live in their parents basements. Absolutely disgusting. |
| Nah. It was Dec. 2022 when the stock was around a 100 |
| I shorted the calls, i cooked someone |
| People mentioning news that impacts the market doesnt mean they have puts retard |
| Did you even say please and thank you? |
| I once saw a documentary of this Brazilian guy who got a surgeon to wrap some dead guys skin tissue round his sausage to make it girthier. \n\nYou should look into it. |
| Buy all the dip |
| Priced in |
| Wtf is all in? He bought 200$ worth of spy? |
| Iran soccer team tied, that surely means something for the stock market |
| “We don’t want to accidentally hit these ones like last time so let’s take them to Switzerland and hold them there” \n\nShart of the deal don tzu |
| Imagine being a long term bear |
| Futures will open up green and will be red later on, just to let you know |
| dippity dippity dip of the dippity dippity dip dipping dip |
| Boute\* |
| Ya that’s what I see |
| Cooked |
| salty bear in 15 mins |
| art of the deal |
| "Work will begin immediately on fixing the seriously vandalized Reflecting Pool. I just inspected it, and could only say to myself, and those gathered around me, WOW, who would do such a thing? SICK, DERANGED PEOPLE! We will fix it?" -🍊\n\n \nWas it actually vandalism though? Or just a piss poor job? I'm genuinely asking. |
| First SpaceX, next the World Cup. lol won’t stop winning! \n\nUSA! USA! USA! |
| Being down 40% on MSFTtakes a special kind of regardium. Not me tho, I’d never |
| You gotta type quicker, it's already going back down. |
| Why? |
| shall I buy the \n\n\[x\] dip \n\[x\] dippity dip \n\[x\] dip of the dip of the |
| 32k worth of 1dte short calls i opened on Thursday lol |
| Need cheap calls for open tomorrow. What do we have |
| 15 minutes until futes start fluting |
| OPEN THE FUTURES YOU CRAZY BASTARDS |
| Bears can't handle the truth |
| Need this im down 40% |
| Yes |
| Being reported as possible technical error |
| The monster under my bed suggests 100 $746 spy calls |
| You first |
| Ahuh didn’t ask |
| Midas |
| Need WDC to pump badly man omfg |
| Can we start posting selfies here |
| Ready to load up on calls market open |
| You don’t need to be Einstein to know that. |
| Gonna make like \*NSYNC and buy buy buy |
| I don’t know. Maybe saying buy oil? I have no fucking idea |
| What if it forces the strait to open causing widespread panic |
| Get me on the horn with the CEO of Iran, I’ll smooth this all over. |
| They literally had a whole island dedicated to that nonsense. |
| No mistakes |
| Holy shit people don’t understand the argument here.\n\nIt’s not about the investment he’s making (which is great! Kudos to him!) it’s about him trying to manipulate the city and state government to favor him disproportionately through bending taxation.\n\nAnd technically none, because the firm already existed in Chicago lmao. You could say the same for citadel 😂 Happy ? |
| It's open my bro just drove his bought right through it |
| 🥭 says its open |
| 😀 |
| Hoping Cape Verde wins upcoming match, simply to support Vozinha, what a legend ❤️ |
| No matter how many times you post about Middle East drama, it’s not going to save your puts. Or bring back all the money you’ve lost trying to short the market |
| *Insider trading hates this one trick* |
| the fries ain’t in the bag yet. |
| tell me, what are you going to buy next? |
| bro just discovered gta6 is coming like the rest of the planet hasn’t known for 4 years lmao |
| Dotardation |