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| Which condiment packets will meet my nutritional needs? |
| That was the fastest trade I’ve ever done bought and sold in 5 secs |
| SPY 700 was promised 3000 years ago |
| What that pump? what’s the news? |
| we love them puts, our precious puts <3 |
| 😌🤌🏻 |
| So wait I'm supposed to be full port tech Ai because everyone wont always need Healthcare forever. Old man buffet did me dirty. |
| Spy/qqq both can not be stopped 😤 |
| *I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world.* |
| We haven’t pumped yet |
| It must be depressing to be a bear |
| Even Burlington coat factory has outperformed buttcorn over the past year and that parking lot is empty 24/7 |
| Obviously not but it doesn't really matter what I say right lol |
| They announced they are removing all the porn. |
| I’m cancelled mine based on the terrible products theyve put out recently… seems like im not the only one |
| Your pp is tiny and they couldn't find it |
| Who gives your favorite stock analysis? Favorite shareholders meeting? |
| Fake ass NQ pump |
| have 5 million in the S&P means you get like a new Corolla on boring days like today where it's up .6% |
| How do I short this |
| Are you a 30s something single childless woman hitting the wall after girlbossing her way through a product manager position at Google? |
| I was planning to sell my TTD for that purpose. Didn’t need UNH to add to it 🙁 |
| You can trace his current path right back to his russian mob money laundering business, which he wouldn't have had without his real estate failures. |
| No one buying that pump anymore, Elmu Tried several things, doesn’t work |
| Ngl this looks like the 700 day |
| Should i sell half my PL shares lol |
| Spy GO DOWN BURN!!!! |
| I day trade as well. I’m currently up 4K today. 11k in total. All flipped from $1500 |
| OT but for example 14 Presidents have used Autopens including 45/47. |
| Yeah. Buy puts. Fucken idiots. |
| That was some bullshit 😂 |
| Good idea. Roll some, this -20% is overblown. This behemoth shouldn’t move like this. |
| Bogdanoffs are watching |
| 7万円をFXに投資しても、大きな成功は期待できません。得られるのは、わずかな利益とそれ以上のストレスや頭痛だけホー。本当の利益が生まれるのはコントラクト（先物・オプションなど）の世界であり、最低でも10万-20万円規模の資金が必要やで |
| Glad for that little pullback to renter AGQ, and MSFT and GOOG calls |
| Hopefully some degen with otm puts became rich off unh today |
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| they remembered red candle illegal |
| I told you SMR would pop and popping it is doing. |
| !banbet sbux 90 1d |
| Poor Netflix . Cannot find a bottom |
| We back in business slv |
| what is truely regarded is believing that AVGO and ORCL are good investments |
| Yep, bunch of them out there |
| Someone compressed the y-axis of the graph? |
| Tesla shares soar to $500 after -84% sales beat forecasts of -86% sales. |
| I bought a silver bracelet a few years back for like 16 bucks, basically doubled in value. I'm afraid to wear it in public now I may get robbed. |
| *zooms out*\n\nbig **oof** |
| What did he say |
| I sold my fuckin Richtech Robotics last week. Will I buy in again 40% higher? Of course. |
| 🙏 |
| Those were LEAP bought before buffet went in. Shoulda took profit. I am still long though. Prob gonna roll some out. |
| Definitely a consolation day\n\nCongrats on your gains |
| I finally bought some nice decorative candles in beige colors, some low and wide, others high and narrower. I’m placing them on a wooden tray on my saloon table. All very cozy and they also have a pleasant scent. Like inbetween a spa and hotel lobby with a fireplace.\n\nThank you for your attention on this matter. |
| More than Trump? Yes he did |
| “This is completely irrelevant to the stock market” \n\nYeah like 99% of my comments are. The stock market is fucking boring to talk about. \n\nWe’re going to dump because tech earnings aren’t going to be quite as good as expected, JPow is going to be hawkish, and mango is going to say something dumb. \n\nWe’re 3 months flat heading into tech earnings with the dollar tanking, FOMC, and geopolitical tensions. Metals have outpaced QQQ and the SP500 over the past 5 years. \n\nThere you go. There’s your market talk. \n\nNow back to my regular shitposting. |
| There was a pretty fucking big catalyst, its just not be covered by the news |
| Who made money from the UHN puts? I sadly missed it because I was trading spy instead. Someone could've gotten a 10,000X today |
| weird that we are under the same administration and I am not down 60%??? what could possibly be the difference?\n\na fool and his money are soon parted. |
| How come every single time and i do mean every time i decide to buy puts when qqq looks lik its heading down the second i buy thrm bam that mf shoots back up |
| The market has been so fucked up lately lol |
| Realistically it makes an assumption that the internet is full of truth |
| VRT AVGO 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Stairs up elevator Down is a miyth |
| Well, the war on Iran is about to start. Calls? |
| Me buying slv put leaps |
| You’re trying to outsmart the market. Don’t do that, you can only outdumb the market. This id a paradox, because if you’re smart enough to know you can’t outsmart the market, you’re too smart to outdumb the market. You’re fucked |
| WTF IS UP WITH POET DID IT TAKE ITS VIAGRA. HOLY |
| UNH is gonna go bankrupt at this rate. |
| Last time we fell at 10:30, SPY jumped up .24 from the bottom. Lets do that again |
| MSFT deal |
| Well then come on bounce!! good luck |
| I wish I had balls of steel like this |
| I bought the dip at open\n\nI bought the dip at 1030\n\nI missed the dip at 1215\n\n😭 |
| Playing the earnings was crazy, we knew this was dropping.\n\nJust lowered my cost average with shares after the drop. 330 by EOY\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rl3dqp8hfxfg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aa91be12942f515638f237554ad09401f89927b |
| Puts it is |
| Medicare and Tricare bleed subsequent generations dry paying pharmacos $30/day forever for biologics to keep every boomer’s wet AMD nominally at bay. |
| I mean, if he's 120 lbs, 155 bench is good! I'm almost 200lbs and can't bench 155. |
| this is because you bought puts |
| Full port Rddt it hurts man |
| idk I dont have any money left |
| slow 1 hour downwards movement destroyed by 2 minutes of pumping |
| Fuck I definitely would of shorted this woke shit hole of a platform if I had know that was an option |
| better rotate that SLV to GLD before its too late |
| Guess 696 again |
| Don't sexualize them unless you are hot |
| WTF is that VIX chart lol. I have never see it do that. |
| I need 693 by 2:45 central time for my calendar spreads to go brrrrrr |
| After surging aggressively past the euro for some time, preceded by years of trailing behind it |
| Why apple is moving up?? |
| Did - if I held 3 hours more it would be like +1100% but who cares. Will buy again sometime soon. Think it's sideways time for a day or two. Good luck on your physical stacking! |
| Buying copper rounds is one of the most regarded things I’ve ever heard |
| Speculation: Immigrants stopped spending in case the worst happens, better to have money saved on other side of deportation, its not like getting a lawyer helps. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ii0s9bfdfxfg1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f3c3e2f82ec6d02713eff0ffba1b296997f260f |
| Maybe don’t market buy your 10000 share order bruh |
| Our Daddy |
| "Don't sexualize him." |
| Dude, they make atomic clocks. They sell 29M a year. That's a third of what a Walmart store sells per year. That's better than QUBT who doesn't even make a product, but it's still not worth 800M. |
| I totally believe you. There are so many new slop subs that have been created in the past 2 years it has become like slogging through mud to find anything I care about. And since you can't actually block subreddits (just "mute" which also seems 100% intentional) there's no way to remove all the bullshit without having to *constantly* curate your Front Page. I shouldn't need to see posts from 5 anime shows, 7 free to play video games, 6 Indian foreign language subs and a bunch of other BS if I'm not interested in it. But because Reddit wants to be like Meta I think it's only going to get worse from here. We'll get no say in what we're shown - we'll just be forced to consume whatever they demand we look at. |
| Imagining the guy who dropped 1mil on sil yesterday |
| Just Glad I could get some green out of it lol. Taking some profit to the HYSA while Waiting for it to pull back a bit and I’ll jump back in before the next big jump |
| I’d take the risk, what’s the worst that can happen? |
| with the way the market is trading 🥭 will liberate call holders from their money lmao. |
| I do understand all the hate US is getting, I also do think cutting losses here would be the best action before going deeper into losses, but it's just if it does in fact bounce in the next few days I feel like I would hate myself for selling here |
| Tbh if meta crashes tmr, half of u guys will be roping |
| Boo the retrace is gay |
| So you are full porting puts every day besides today right? Because you have to inverse this sub right? You are always doing that Im sure right? It certainly isnt some retard cultist cope that is selectively repeated ad nausem right? |
| When he was in congress he did. Not when he was president. |
| Yes, losing 15% of its value against the Euro in a year isn't scary at all! |
| It’s gotten a lot worse. Too much “international” content these days too. |
| My old boss just texted me and said he just bought 2500 Copper rounds, I went to look online and they're all sold out LMAOOOOOOOO |
| Luigi gave the rich the opportunity to become richer. |
| you’re not my dad |
| I’m literally not even trying to become a lawyer. I’m a data scientist. \n\nI just like riddles. |
| So sell them right before earnings? |
| Come on SPY. Crash already! |
| SPY 700 is not a meme 😁 |
| Ok calls it is |
| What did you hear when it was trading at 64 a share. Taking the lowest entry as the starting point for profits is not a healthy way to invest. |
| is CRWV gonna print more? I wish I picked up some of that damn |
| I entered a small position |
| Holy fx\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6i1o7ip4fxfg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e8d28d28b89d58941e9be6a3d44e212629b0938 |
| the fact that you (1) felt the need to share this entirely irrelevant personal anecdote on an internet forum; and (2) think that an LSAT score is truly reflective of one's ability to actually practice and interact with humans in that setting suggests to me that you may end up facing more difficulty than you expect |
| Nbis underrated now |
| Puts on that man’s IQ\n\n$276k by February what was he thinking |
| Thats whst im thinking too 😒 tryna find something today before the big ones tomorrow |
| Thank god, I thought for a moment I had to pay capital gains taxes this year. |
| The newest gen of young trader is mega doomer and their truncated education has left them unable to sift through the FUD |
| When fomc and all the other talks |
| im all in silver rn, send help |
| Hes just early |
| TF is going on with RR? |
| And then there’s you benching 155lbs for 3 |
| i will venmo u if true - 🐻 |
| This rally in silver will be in history books! It is even bigger than 2010-2011. |
| What's the use case for silver again? |
| It went down it seems |
| I closed out a bunch of positions yesterday out of annoyance of its movement |
| Sometimes stocks go up, sometimes down. #TheMoreYouKnow |
| Donald. trimp |
| He is the only one keeping the price up. |
| Holy fuck FactSet |
| I only rolled and sold 1/5th of my contracts. Kinda wish I took a bit more profit but took enough out to get some nice physical \n\nHope you cashed your 700% gains! |
| Just use chatgpt for lawyers and be the frontman |
| I'm pretty sure I didn't, but if I did I edited it immediately after sending, it wasn't after I read your comment |
| Everytime spy dumps $1 it triggers an endless wave of buying |
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| bought silver yesterday, now i'm underwater, which is fine, i'll wait & slv will come back ... but while i wait, i dont have any cash to trade today, lol ... b-o-r-i-n-g, lol |
| and proud of it |
| I can't stand how dumb bitches look at the gym with a fake tan in january. But I'd be lying if I said they didn't get my attention. Guess that's the point huh\n\n"Don't sexualize us" though lol\n\nEDIT: I knew the twinks would downvote this lol |
| Im still laughing at the world's smartest man (whoever that Asian dude is) and his predictions for February, that shit is hilarious |
| Ok.\n\nHow much of that is profit? 🫵🤡 |
| I can’t read words with more than three letters |
| comeback? cope |
| Mag 7 all stalling. They’re driving today |
| 100% |
| good luck out there homie |
| https://preview.redd.it/safsftvvexfg1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca8f588cb59c4a642110f270ffbd9837ff7dc03f |
citi sees a possibility of silver hitting 150usd, tomorrow is going to be interesting  Bloomberg - Are you a robot? www.bloomberg.com |
| Reddit is defacto run by mental midgets who block people, posts, and comments that hurt their fee fees, i.e. all the good ones. |
| Bing bong.. wake up tommy the wars on |
| Speak for yourself |
| UNH providing early tax loss harvest 🤌🤌🤌 |
| Saylor might be the only retard still buying bitcoin right now |
| It makes like 125 billion a quarter my friend |
| No |
| Honestly, I probably sold to early . I would have caught that profit take |
| I've just been market ordering 1$ otm spy calls at open and selling 15 minutes later, is it truly this easy |
| Lmao the way they protect spy look at that |
| Don't look at unh |
| Is UNH a buy now? |
| 😇 |
| Entire WSB must be in short dated puts. I see so many DIE SPY DIE only see it being up 0.4%. \n\nAlways inverse this sub. 700 EOW. |
| Thatd be wild. |
| I feel like slv might make a comeback after 🥭 |
| I too believe in Santa |
| Silver? Buying 500 shares of that as I’m typing now |
| No? You can take the test whenever you want. You can decide to go to law school or not.\n\nWhere in the fuck did you get this idea lol |
| Gld |
| UNH may be beaten down but it’s also without a catalyst…maybe Buffett will save us again |
| "we have less disposable income and are spending less on the things we really want to enjoy."\n\nAKA...Commoners are reaching extreme stress levels, anger, and hopelessness. A very volatile population is growing. |
| Huh, who knew you all were so homophobic? Just cause you don't like something it's gay? |
| You know. I think it might actually hold today. |
| SPY 689 today and I name my kid Standard Poor |
| He’s just a cook |
| What can men do against such reckless retardation? |
| and Mango’s ’Merica isn’t? 😂 |
| No, plz don't. \n❤️\nLook for help! |
| Lmao buttcorn is so pathetic, another Saylor sponsered fake pump faded within the hour. What a joke. |
| Same |
| It's not whether China should be trusted, but whether they'll be trusted more than the US, who's lost an awful lot of trust lately. Everyone else in the world is now making mega deals with each other to help be able to move away from the US. |
| Fake memory shortage |
| Nah just gotta re-do it |
| Poors don't matter |
| A lot of people holding ONDS here lol |
| But you have to remember for every buyer there is a seller. So technically someone did buy all these lol. |
| Zuck will just say cap ex is like 700B or 800B (it’s all fake) |
| They have you do it online with your webcam recording you. They just make you redo it. Shit is so fucking dumb, the writing literally isn’t even scored. |
| slv will got to 150usd at least |
| Erm 69k now but yes. What blew my port is because I day trade so price action can’t play out even if right. |
| Damn, Gemini is just fucking impressive. |
| buy puts if your so certain. banbet it too while your at it. |
| #Fake |
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| No no! Trump bad! Always trumps fault unless good, then still trump bad and pivot back to bad! |
| 😢 |
| Bullish AF 🔥 |
| SPY, ride out with me. |
| Michael Burry bought UNH 2 quarters back. |
| Their management are the shadiest motherfuckers known to mankind. I was doing a bunch of DD when it crashed to $5 a few months ago and decided against it because I listened to their ERs and these guys do not give a fuck about the company. Btw the float has more than doubled since it crashed from 20s half a year ago. |
| I always severely underestimate the crack pipe hope that markets get priced for leading up to Fed calls/big earnings.\n\nFed won’t cut and Meta/Msft showing accelerated returns on AI capex is sketch at best. |
| Just let silver go..take ur profits. |
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| LOL CORN |
| I had +700% yesterday 😀 |
| I’ve got $20C for 2/20 lol |
| How are we feeling about precious metals going into FOMC? |
| Still going down. |
| I got 5 on it |
| I have a strong suspicion they are working on killing off Old ASAP but can't because of some type of reliance on it internally as legacy code or something. If they could have killed it easily I think it would have been gone even before the API/3rd party app ban. |
| I bet on world peace. Because if I'm wrong we're kind of all fucked anyways |
| UBER is a dead man walking, autonomous vehicles will murder them |
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| DCAing on my UNH LEAPS |
| Just remember you got a -10% pay loss on your salary because the dollar is straight trash. |
| Canadian ?? |
| Big sell off just beginning 😎 |
| Of people he will never meet who type things at him, maybe some of which are positive |
| time for the after lunch Onds dump |
| Why is there Badussy aroma on the sofa |
| and I didn’t see your meme btw |
| Ladies and gentlemen buckle up |
| I’m a holder too, OP. However, if history taught me one thing, news about legislations are just noise and companies go back to their own worth. Most recently happened with solars, I made a good money off of the news. I did cut some of my UNH positions at the last day of 2025 for tax purposes but I still have a good chunk in my brokerage. It may go further down honestly, no one will know but I’m not selling on this crappy news. |
| Market may continue grind up if nothing burger at 2 pm |
| I forgot what clifford dong looks like even |
| I caught the bottom ser 😂 I am already green |
| If meta slips up with cap ex spend again say good night to the market tomorrow |
| SLV, USAR |
| I’m always loading up on AAPL shares\n\n- posted from iPhone |
| why is mu ripping |
| this is some domestic terrorism shite |
| It will die a crazy (temporary) death on Jan 31. There is a massive debt wall incoming that will rock IWM |
| I was so excited for this week and now I just want it to be over |
| I should have just left it but I was leveraged to the fucking tits and didn’t want to risk getting margin called if it crashed\n\nHonestly would have been fine if I just set a stop loss . |
| Google told me to add a horse manure poultice |
| It will recover |
| My fault I bought more ONDS calls |
| You cant stop a freight train with your puts and little posters |
| the ticker came back from the dead but i didnt get any money back. bull crap. |
| wow reading the comments and this post wallstreetbets just gets worse and worse.. this type of post is regarded af, not even worthy of a “you belong here” you’re crying about selling too early a tale as old as time sthu |
| So yeah last year I was going through a bad bout of insomnia, and I was binging Suits, and decided that being a lawyer didn’t look that hard. \n\nSo I took a practice lsat that night. Never looked at the test before. 168 first try. \n\nIt’s literally just reading and saying what people are talking about.\n\nSo basically being a lawyer is easy you just need to be willing to do hours and hours of boring ass paperwork that isn’t shown on tv because it’s boring |
| Somehow in both the worst stock of the day UNH and the two best RDW RR. Thats diversity baby |
| No, not for Medicare advantage. The MA companies get a fixed amount for the year calculated based on patient age, health etc. The MA plan then has to pay for that patients actual health expenses, no matter what they are. Some patients will cost much more than the formula allots, and the plan will lose money on those patients. All the plans are struggling with the actual cost of care getting closer and closer to the government payment. I assume the 0.09 proposal is a Trumpian strategy of starting the negotions very, very far away from where you expect to end up. If .09 was the actual number, you can expect a massive exodus from Medicare Advantage as it will be impossible for any insurance company to possibly break even. |
| Staging units on your borders followed by denouncing you. |
| Most of it is locked up by institutions and then \~40% of free float is shorted which is why it makes compelling moves on positive news. The mgmt team is ex-Delta operations with some automation/AI experience on the board. Its stacked and will continue to return to profitability over next few years. I've been buying since the $2-3 range. Several exits. |
| If you knew how to read price action you wouldn’t be down 73k over 5years |
| Why do I feel like we’re going to get some asinine tweet that sends us into a tailspin? |
| 😂😂 kallliiimmmaaaaa. Take its heart out. |
| RR 👀 |
| 5 yr notice auction and money supply within an hr\n. Spy is gonna dump to 690 |
| chance of stocks falling on gov shutdown announcement ? |
| SLV KALLLLIIMMMAAAAA. KALLIIIMMMMAAAAAA |
| Floor is lava moment |
| If WSB has taught me anything, it's that opening an accidental position always works out |
| UBER has been straight ass not gonna lie |
| I’ve been waiting for CCCX s4 to be approved since freaking October.. bag holding between 10%-40% of my port, trading down to $15 a share. \n\nWhere’s my pump? I want my pump. \n\nThe compression is juicy. The calls are juicy. Volume is trading low. It’s worth more than IONQ. Yet here we are. Drunken starfish. Where the R team at?\n\nReverse merger vote on February 12. Hurry hurry |
| Also, people buy houses as it gets warmer again. April is a pretty hot season. |
| Death taxes and ONDS losing whatever its AM gains were |
| Somebody is going to make generational money shorting silver. |
| This was a gamble at best… if you threw 130k in the s&p 1y ago would have made you over 20k with dividends. Don’t blame someone else for your short comings |
| SPY GO RED |
| Stephanie Link must have the most punchable attitude on half time. |
| 550 |
| Ah yeah time to bleed out to 692 EOD |
| BOL TIME TO GO TO HORNY JAIL 🤌🤌🤌 |
| you need new friends bud |
| i take that back LOL |
| Dominate me 😏 |
| There's a high chance that the number goes up. I wouldn't call that a TACO. These numbers tend to change no matter who is president. |
| Steve Huffman? \n\nMore like Steve…sucks man |
| ofc and GM ☕️☕️\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/v08lvlp4exfg1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5c17ea8dacc783ff4cd695b95c4ad5453188cfa |
| It’s iv crush season |
| I've just been selling OTM CSPs over ER's. High variance but overall it's been doing alright |
| Just as nature intended <3 |
| NVDA is so afraid of 190 |
| This is why you don’t buy old man stocks like healthcare. You can’t trust the government to prioritize the health of it’s citizens |
| Blackrock's Rick Rieder emerging as probable Fed nominee. Dude was railing high rates recently and is totally aligned with mango's idea to crash the USD to avoid paying the US debt back. \nThe current Fed is already flying to save the Yen by crashing the USD too. \nCurrently US portfolios are 0.18% gold only. In India it's 15%, China 10%, Goldman Sachs now recommends 20% to US investors.\n\nPrecious metal miners are about to get absolutely crushed with demand and will fly this year while gold and silver reach new ATHs every week. Next week Q4 earnings for miners start so this week is probably your last chance to buy reasonably priced LEAPS. |
| ONDS hit 11 momentarily yesterday just so I can win my banbet 😉 |
| Saturation of mobile phones and the whole API debacle/destruction of the best 3rd party Reddit mobile apps. They only wanted their official app to remain so they could force more people into using it, feed what they want into LLMs, and steal more user data while trying to make real anonymity harder to achieve (unless you're a misinformation bot or a company anyway - then it's completely fine and protected from any consequences). |
| Clifford coming? Been so long |
| If the dollar simply returns to where it was at this morning, SPY would go down over 7 points. Probably more because no way bond rates wouldn't go up substantially with that. |
| It's frightening to see just how much my peers are spending relative to either their annual income or their total net worth. People are leveraging credit like crazy to keep the illusion alive and are not preparing for the potential that both the economy and the market can take a huge hit. |
| It's not like they have this stock in the brockerage app. |
| thats good man, whatever it is just always have a plan. its the people who never bought silver in their lives, who decided to just pile into SLV earlier this month.... theyre who are gonna fuck around and find out the hard way |
| PUMP INCOMING |
| Thx somehow thought those would be call buyers 🥲 |
| Might have something to do with me getting banned when I started sharing a bunch of ICE posts to my bro. Reddit gave me a 3 day ban for sharing all that stuff. |
| I have all 850 of Jenson leather jacket |
| So all software companies are being priced like they’re going to bankrupt. Does this mean AI is going to run on hopes and dreams instead? |
| When I immediately closed an accidental mu position on margin a few weeks ago \n\nI’d have been up 10k since then . \n\nShoot me |
| Have a good day homie! |
| How much did you lose king |
| For sure! 80% of the newer subs are designed to build interest and engagement in whatever is being marketed. \n\nSome posts are elaborate attempts at marketing. Not too elaborate but a multi step process: first the post, then shills, then some back and forth, and THEN the sales pitch and link. |
| i dont see ads..and neither should you. |
| Buying calls here |
| Sold all my small/mid caps and sitting on 50% cash once again. IREN and APLD will be my swing plays for the near future once this week is over. RDDT fucked me hard today tho |
| Die iwm you stupid bitch |
| https://www.macrotrends.net/2324/sp-500-historical-chart-data\n\nThis is a chart of an index fund. Notice how even though the overall trend is going up, it still goes down sometimes?\n\nIf you're going to LARP like you're some knowledgeable daytrader you should act like you know that stocks aren't actually always going up every second of every day.\n\nPeople in this thread are going to come up with all kinds of reasons but the reality is none of them know what the fuck they're talking about. There doesn't need to be a reason for such an insignificantly small slip, stocks are volatile. |
| Watching NBIS, shits playing catch up |
| I don't like the way the market is making me feel right now |
| Well looks like the Cultural, Diplomatic, and I guess Science Victories are now out of the question... You know what that leaves Globopoors? |
| “Populist politician can choose **’his/her/their/zheir,zer,zem,apache helicopter’** goals…..”\n\nYou bigot. |
| Nah, they're selling your information to ice instead |
| Also, high praise 😆 |
| let me have fun with them TD 🥹\n\nThis is all I've got. |
| what happened? |
| Your life is precious and priceless. Money is nothing.\n\nEven a single ordinary man can change human history.\n\nThey can also quietly serve others and bring joy to many.\n\nChin up, king 👑. |
| My best trade of my life was getting out of UNH leap calls at the New Year for a gain\n\n\n\nWOW |
| SPY READY TO COMMIT SUICIDE HOOOOLYYY |
| META 750 tomorrow or am I regarded? |
| https://preview.redd.it/hgdv4m2xdxfg1.jpeg?width=1041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a303f1ff2d7e62f860b24cd973c4b87ccb5284 |
| Allegedly 4pm |
| Bulls told me SPY only goes up🫠 |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/lAzXhWrsoB |
| Tank to red QQQ please so I can laugh myself into a straight jacket |
| Good work |
| 50k shares deep 🫡 |
| Dow Jones be like, “All y’all mother fuckers are coming down with me” |
| #DIE,SPY,DIE |
| This is a casino, not polymarket |
| *silver millionaires \n\nyou should’ve stacked 31 |
| https://preview.redd.it/514fvastdxfg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61695eb41bacb64dbbba1636b71b47df830997b8\n\nIts hardly even on sale... |
| lets get this on polymarket asap |
| Hey spy wrong direction |
| META to 750 tomorrow or am I regarded |
| Reddit? \n\nMore like….Suckit |
| The year is 1832. The owner of your business fell off his pennyfarthing on the way to the office. The local doctor, nice lad of 24 who achieved his doctoral degree in just shy of 3 months, has prescribed your boss cocaine. This strikes you as odd because he gave you the same prescription to deal with your night terrors and ghost visitations you experience after your time fighting in the war. It begs the question:\n\n"Wot's all this then?" |
| Not enough Arbitrary Capitalization. |
| If you think unh is going up anytime soon, Ive got some bad news for you. It will be lucky to hold above 235. |
| What time is he talking? |
| Up 102% to break even |
| What we buying instead? VTKX? |
| Is that a full or partial sale of all of their shares? |
| UNH getting Mario dicked down so good i luv it |
| Reddit needs something like community notes or grok to fact check stuff, retards on this app spread so much misinformation and cherry pick. Until then I hope RDDT gets shorted to death |
| Bull says Muuuuuuuuuuu |
| Iwm 264 puts gonna make all the money |
| my puts |
| UnitedHealth.com/refunds |
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| Apld got my tip sticky |
| SILVER! I demand theee drop; BIGLY! |
| This “4pm” 🥭presser is going to make something moon. But what? |
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| Well I'm probably just going to kill myself lost everything I hate myself no point in living fuck this |
| I don’t even want profit anymore I just want to break even |
| The Nasdaq chart is straighter than a line of ❄️ |
| silver tards\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/350992spdxfg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75ff600bc150b9af5ce8898b5bf0391efc6fc16f |
| Buy sliver and gold not shitcoin |
| Bear market starts today 🐻🐻🩸 |
| It's all just vibes and 🥭 narratives unfortunately |
| Nah dog medicare spending be flat in the next budget proposal |
| Let’s buy more 🚀 |
| Nobody should trust China. Deeply deceptive culture |
| DUOL, TTD - Your welcome |
| r/wallstreetbets bought? dump it |
| Its going down?! How are you guys making money here hahah |
| GUHNH |
| when you turn the body cam off and **\*buy puts\*** for the love of the game |
| The proposed 0.09% average payment increase for Medicare Advantage (MA) plans for 2027 is a preliminary figure and is highly likely to be changed before it is finalized. |
| this price action kinda screams a lot of institutional buying and selling |
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| 1. Rent a 1 BR apartment from Blackstone\n2. Commute to work in a Waymo bus \n3. Work 9am to 9pm 6 days a week at Amazon warehouse \n4. Eat beyond meat / Black soldier fly paste for meals\n5. Go back home to Netflix where every movie is generated by AI\n\nCan't get better than this. |
| Fucking moron. Obvious there is a difference on paper. But what difference does it make in action? |
| Trump wants to ruin their business model |
| Is music over for SLVR? |
| How can HOOD be so genuinely dogshit |
| HOOD will absolutely beat estimates on top and bottom in Q4 results. In 2024 HOOD didn't have prediction markets, but in 2025 the revenue from them was very substantial for them. Calls on HOOD will print money |
| They're going to ruin WhatsApp. I guarantee video calling is the first thing locked behind a subscription. |
| an very outlandish yet sadly possible scenario:\n\n\> 🥭 sends ICE to guard US olympic delegation in olympics\n\n\> ICE attempts to ~~kidnap~~ deport a resident\n\n\> Public outcry, causes ICE to get \[REDACTED\] by everyone from pacifist liberals to hardened football ultras and italian neofascists and Italian communists.\n\n\> 🥭 invades Italy to make himself pope |
| Just wait til the rest of the world trusts China more than the US in general and thus starts favoring Chinese AI. All these >30 PE 13-figure companies will start cratering because there's absolutely no way they can compete with China on price of anything. |
| UVXY calls and spy puts will print tomorrow |
| Australia trying to make social media stonks go down undah |
| need to get out of these weekly SLV puts, IV just pegging me raw with these small swings today |
| No good DDs lately, why? |
| Everyone making money except the crypto creatures |
| You gonna hold to zero? |
| Sure, but it’s an integral part on oiling the machine that it’s congress, a good President will make congress be more effective, one that’s sows divide makes it less effective |
| Can someone tell me RDDT will recover? My bags are heavy |
| Hard left leaning mods and bots I'd say |
| Can’t talk about it with friends. |
| Acting like a lil bitch as always |
| GOOGL, AAPL, AMZN, and NVDA call leaps |
| Reading helps bro. They are signing agreements almost daily. lol\n\n# "Planet Labs signs enterprise agreement with Slovenian government" |
| Ya was this morning before open |
| Wtf happened to UNH? Were earnings really that bad? |
| I mean it’s still after earnings today. You fucking regard |
| VIX has been rising very steadily since the morning. I would prepare for an ass fucking |
| I just did a test on Fidelity, and I'm now the proud holder of 1 share of TWNP, so not blocked on my end. |
| Everyone (consumers) being squeezed is why the stock market is hitting all time highs. They're milking us dry. |
| Average WSB’s user due diligence. |
| "Facebook is and stays free"\n\nLol |
| People who aren’t paying attention to memory move by dollars not percentages. |
| The hell is spy doing |
| Yea drump sucks but the problem is you on this one buddy |
| AMZN calls the move? |
| #🥱 |
| Anybody seen tommorows 10x? 401k run it is |
| predictions for fed decision? hawkish neutral dovish |
| Silver already hit its avg volume crazy |
| Pretty sure he knows that and it’s making a point about the president using executive orders like they were legislation |
| Have a friend who does wealth management stuff. I tell him my option positions from time to time to give him a good laugh. |
| You idiots not watching CoreWeave? |
| appreciate you pumping it more 🙇♂️ |
| They have a thread. It’s a lot of fighting |
| Not my first time. Aint worried. |
| Well deserved. Don’t blame Trump and I hope you go to zero😀 |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| Tax refunds are coming soon to save them… for a month. |
| Reddit is more far left than blue sky, or equally. That’s probably why. It will keep going down like the mental health of those on the left. Anyone not on the left for the most part avoid Reddit because most users are intolerant, close minded, overly sensitive, can’t think for themselves, hate anyone with different opinions or ideas, aggressive, and somewhat brainwashed by mainstream media. |
| Yeah seriously what happened to USD. European investors getting shafted here |
| Unironically I did, and I knew it was a bad idea, but I just stayed up too late last night and bad decisions were made, it's 1am for me rn |
| Lol. You mean in April? Fucking regard |
| The door is alot farther away than it appears |
| Amzn print please. |
| The entire basis of the post 2008 US's economy has been a strong dollar. |
| SPY looking down the floor. Jump now. |
| Being mostly leftist isn't profitable in 2026 anymore lmao |
| Oh it already ?. Well it’s basically cooked until it touches $230 |
| The chart is, and continues to be beautiful.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/3mn9xda3dxfg1.png?width=1635&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0d65e1792dcd4bfe760f32405f1b29ccf10a815 |
| I think we might have different definitions of shambles |
| Eventually…….\n\n*the year is 2035, I’m still sitting every week out because I don’t trust any of what’s been happening* |
| Yall when is the government shutdown vote expected ? |
| What a bold prediction considering earnings have already occurred |
| Lol... |
| None of them are as interested in this as me |
| I sold mine because of the new layout |
| I need this entire market to catch on fire and die bro this sucks |
| Rip to my portfolio |
| Dont be surprised when they turn the sell button off, are you sure you can get out in time? |
| lower the health care costs ❌ Make government pay less ✅ |
| Can we all rally together to blow this up? |
| Anyone else talk options with their boys? My friend group is lame and only buys voo |
| ZSL Calls will make millionaires |
| Biden did |
| 99% MU, 1% SLV for me. |
| 1000% going back under 600 after ER.\n\nWS ain’t got the stomach for Zuck to spend 100bn on capex and more going forward |
| I tried both market & limit orders, they are blocking the trades on TWNP. |
| Ooof that hurts, i feel your pain. I bought meta weekly 630 calls when it was 605 last week, sold 30 minutes before mango backtracked on greenland and it shot to 650 the next day lol |
| Tired to scalp a Iren short but that thing squeezed me. It does look for a break out though. So might go long pretty soon |
| Congrats |
| All the ice comments |
| But..earnings happened |
| Bulls in shambles |
| bro i feel exactly the same. have 1400 shares and options and im just gonna keep adding. |
| Got Wood? $WY |
| Calls on Dickbutt |
| May tickle 698 balls today, but i don't think we see 7 bills just yet. |
| The SLV rug will be swift and brutal. It’ll happen after hours and puts will be too expensive to get in on. |
| Market paused for some reason. |
| Hahahahah yeah right buddy |
| Medicare stonks down\n\neverything else up\n\nhit my DMs for my course or coaching lessons |
| Sure, but he would do emoluments either way. Emoluments for him isn't an ROI thing, he's not investing his own money and into a legitimate business that will grow in value proportional to his investment amount. people just give him free stuff for access or promoting them or whatever. The value of those violations would be the same whether he was a mere billionaire or a multibillionaire index fund gigachad.\n\nThough now I think about it, he probably wouldn't be nearly as ego driven if he did the boring path to being a decibillionaire. so maybe those emoluments opportunities wouldn't exist in that world since rich and powerful people might not think that he has a price and its very low as long as you make him feel important. |
| Fr. That title says, flatly, “Don’t think you sloppy dolts, just thank the glorious leader for the mysteries of His divine governance.” No investigation please, only gratitude. |
| Iron condors is where it’s at!! |
| Should I buy puts hoping it drops to 250? |
| When my stocks go up, is because I'm smart and I make solid financial decisions. When my stocks go down, is because the market is dumb, overreacting or being manipulated. |
| Dollar being this far down + Dow being this far down means Dow is actually REALLY down and being masked by the dollar being a total joke. |
| Shares. Shares are the way. DD is excellent after a quick google search. |
| https://preview.redd.it/g7d80gascxfg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c44263e1a95574b9a80a9817016f28f887f7f764 |
| They actually do something at least |
| I ain't smart enough to set stop losses so fuck you MMs, diamond hands! |
| A lot of brokerages dont allow market orders below 1 dollar.\n\nAre you placing a limit order? |
| US dollar worthless ponzi currency |
| UNH will fall to $230 after earnings |
| about to do the same thing as yesterday. No downward pressure at all |
| GUH |
| Refresh them for gamma convexity on IV compression once exhausted. |
| Who's that and what do you mean by forgetting about him? Is this Kirk trmp family? |
| Penny stocks |
| ligma?\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| have you ever got a good ad or clicked on one?\n\nis anon rddt user bighairyligmajohnson good source material to be cited by LLMs?\n\nthere in lies your answer |
| I didnt even name the major negative catalysts but youre right, now excuse me im off to blow people behind Wendy's |
| i prefer farthings and crumpets. |
| It’s not, look at RDW. |
| Calls or puts? |
| 69% to go |
| This place feels like it did during the 2016 election. Welcome back trump supporters! I mean bots. |
| Bruh you're really doubling down on rental cars? HTZ already bankrupted once, these acquisitions rumors sound like hopium to me lmao\n\n \nGood luck with those puts getting assigned though, might as well own the whole float at this point 🚀 |
| Canada tariffs. Government shutdown. |
| Be patient, it's gonna get worse |
| When your SPX option prices start ending in .03 or .08 you know they have the Wallstreet SKYNET working overtime trying to rig this shit up lol. |
| She can't tell you what you can or cannot do. Remember that. Only her boyfriend can. |
| "they" didn't murder anyone. One man murdered the CEO. Don't pass it off as some kind of group thing. |
| Right, it would have worked out if there had been a nice bounce, not trying to bust your chops. \n\nBut it's about more than Greenland. The American Century is over, and money is moving around the globe now. |
| Nokia calls? I got some $10 12/30/2026. Maybe weeklys for earnings? |
| META next |
| I had a UNH 305 weekly put that I bought Friday for 29 cents and sold yesterday for 50 cents. AMA |
| I genuinely enjoy the pain of folks downvoting everything after making terrible money choices :D\n\nEnjoy your life “winners” 😀 |
| 35x leverage on Swiss franc futes. Go get em. |
| I posted non-partisan due diligence on UNH and HUM yesterday and it was removed from r/stocks ... what are they doing? Wait for earnings too come out and delete posts that confirmed the narrative?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1w5uifklcxfg1.png?width=728&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0264ddd2362bdf178a93f28a8331c072b6b5363 |
| healthcare insurers should include into calculation that 'Medicare Advantage rates' will be flat next 3 year trump regime. and dont forget to say thank you to russia asset trump. |
| I tried hard and believed in myself and I’m only down 51% |
| Definitely happening. I work at a food bank and we are simultaneously seeing record need among the populations we serve and record giving, especially major gifts. |
| Should've already started but crybaby orange peel had his goons manipulating everything to save face |
| Unh death |
| Do me a favor and throw 500k in it jk |
| Okay silver has been played, I'm done with that. I'm gonna bet against the USD now. JPow's term as chair ends in May, 100% that 🥭 installs a lackey. Also, the shutdown and shit are coming up. |
| Bring some dip to this party. VIX has entered the chat |
| My hands going to have so many scars from trying to catch this unh knife |
| I want to buy calls but I don’t trust the pump so that makes me want to buy puts but we keep going higher\n\nSo basically I should stop thinking lol |
| Clawdbot |
| Are we waiting for some impending news? |
| They got shadow banned |
| I bought more |
| Thank you😁😁 |
| Will TSLA finally get a meaningful -10% on earnings for once?\n\n^(prolly not sadpepe) |
| SLV nice support here at 97, could get ugly if it breaks through |
| Why the fuck is planet labs up the most out of the space stuff? They just take images of earth. |
| APLX* \n\nI loaded up 200 shares at $50 and sold 50% at $80, 30% @ $100 and 20% at $110. I have one left that just peaked at $130 😩 \n\nI had lot of conviction in it but guess what I sold for? Corn momentum 😂🔫 |
| UNH down more than Intel after earnings, didnt think that was possible |
| lol then the LEAPs go OTM. |
| +66% YOY. You’re doing fine. |
| Can someone give me a TLDR on today? |
| Negative nancy over here |
| This volatility is going to end badly. It’s still going down. |
| Bro is quite possibly on the spectrum |
| Buy more |
| where do u see that |
| Anyone wheeling mrna? I feel like that shit will go to 100 in 2 days randomly. |
| I bought calls. So will probably go down now |
| if a bot had posted it it would be. |
| Psh. I didn’t need that 200$ anyways. Pretty sure they can’t turn off your heat when it’s cold enough. |
| Are you sure? |
| I call Bed Bath and Bullshit |
| calls on cremation |
| just another day... \n\nGLD crushing USD\n\nVXUS crushing SPY\n\n\#SELLAMERICA |
| Quick refill for Barren |
| Black rock executives are selling… Massive downturn will happen in the next three months |
| Chat can I make it big without trading options. The wife says I can’t trade options anymore |
| Calls on space stocks |
| Is anyone allowed to buy TWNP? My account is not allowing any trades. |
| And every republican administration since Coolidge has had at least one recession start on its watch. Is this one a separate admin? |
| VOO and chill is for boomers. 50% CIFR 50% ONDS |
| Price pinning by institutions on PLTR is hilarious. Any time this stock goes up for the rest of the week I’m shorting heavily. My April call has done nothing but bleed for weeks. |
| ONDS moon time |
| really damn bro looking it up |
| this guy for fed chairman |
| Am I the only one who shorted the top?? |
| Those guys are even more regarded than us. At least we admit it! |
| People found out Reddit mods are pro-pedos and pro-nazis and that the Gov is more supported than the users here. |
| Food for thought, depressions are called depressions because they cause depression. When economies break down, they disrupt typical social behavior.\nA great example is the cliche of ripped clothes during the depression. Middle class mothers always bought their clothes from the department store. They never learned how to sew. When they ran out of money, their kids simply had to walk around in their busted clothes because their parents didn’t know basic soft skills. Random people called pointed and called these people losers as they passed on the streets |
| whoever bet on that is the goat |
| we got micron bags due to ram, now lets take them ssd, all in stx and sndk calls |
| Who the hell wants to pay money for OUR data? 😂 |
| BAYER, thank me later. |
| gain porn |
| Yeah they could have butthole of the day but not tell anyone if it was male or female and have an odds market for it. |
| Im a bol look at the chart im charcoal steak |
| They really weren’t kidding with the whole “own nothing and be happy” bullshit |
| Dude ran a very successful hedge funds back in the day now hes retired and fucks with gamblers looking for an edge. Shits kinda based. |
| Imagine if Value Investing had a live chat. They’d be losing their minds over UNH right now. |
| tbh it’s just standard institutional rotation. the strong weakness was by design, institutions took profits and then bought back in at a lower cost average |
| fuck u/spez |
| It’s not retail moving the price. |
| Bed Bath and beyond is going to be next silver 🙈 |
| Big if true. |
| I’ll help you cope this into existence. |
| PLTR what is you doing bb. I need you at a PE of 500 not 50 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ejq67m74cxfg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe2ff7ad54f482fea795356a1d0d1fe2e00854de |
| Subscription model is the biggest cancer ever introduced. |
| UNH 300p up 7855% for the day |
| How are we feeling about AAPL earnings? Earnings season has not been kind to anyone who shows even a shred of negative sentiment. I personally bought 2/2 250P. Market sentiment gamble |
| It is called a K shape economy. The people at the top of the K still have money and are even spending more. The people at the bottom of the K are being pinched which is causing 2 different realities to be present and allows things like the stock market to continue to climb.\n\nThis is going to create an even bigger gap and inequality. We are headed for a civil war, just going to come down to when at this point. |
| *swirls and sips whiskey, takes a puff from a cigar* |
| INFLATION OUT OF CONTROL |
| ALLL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOOLLLDDDDD(AND SLV),\n\nONLY SHOOTING STARSASS CAN BREAK UP MOOLLDDDUD |
| 1.80 each? ill take 2 dozen |
| ONDYASSSSSSS TO THE MOON |
| https://preview.redd.it/hvdhzw02cxfg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcc81c4a9a67513d738f835d1bcaa7074cf7210e\n\nI went deeper ITM & much further out, good luck. |
| Diversification is for the elderly all in one 100+ pe ratios only |
| I\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wnlromv1cxfg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=9b3e6be81f7192c103bb472c12f9d6302ae578b4 |
| Greatest economy, possibly in history. War in Ukraine, would have never happened, Byron let it happen. Byron let trillions of illegals into our country. Ended 8 wars. 401k's up 5,000%. Drug prices down 10,000%. Affordability at an all time high, inflation down to -1%. It was 55% under Byron. |
| Huh? What’s your hypothesis on why folks are dumping into gold and silver while speculators whip the price around at an all time high ? I don’t even have one, I only suggested a possibility. |
| I have $30k that says otherwise |
| enable margin and use that to make your other trades, so that you don't get tempted to sell the leaps to fund said trades |
| looks like APLD was the play not NBIS |
| I feel your pain. I had to buy a specialized bicycle seat. |
| Buffet retired. They gave him a gold watch. |
| The crazy part is there is nothing left to hide behind, OpenAI is hemorrhaging money and the other companies are literally begging their employees to find a way to use it because they cant account for the rising costs vs profitability, consumer confidence is in the dumpster, orange man is playing monopoly with the world (could be a positive objectively instead of ethically), but besides that it looks like economic doom, idk wtf we use as a catalyst anymore but the show goes on |
| "killing elderly quicker" WTF ☠ |
| Look at SLV volume 345M. That's classic long holders dumping on FOMO and blow off the top.\n\nEven higher than 280M on 2/1/2021 meme "squeeze" frenzy.\n\nYou **don't** want volume. Volume means a lot of people selling.\n\nLow volume is very bullish. |
| That’s IT, I’m increasing prices. THREE DOLLARS A HANDY! |
| Jp morgan doesnt want to lose money eh |
| That’s what I thought on NBIS ASTS so much shit hell I rid my crwv at 82 when it hit fuckin 70 and I bought it at 96…. It’s just not the best spot to buy calls so why hold but do u. It’s fine to hold some but imo stock + cc is safer it’s hard to make money |
| Been waiting months for it to get back to 130 pre split. Only another 10% to go sigh |
| Has anyone checked on COIN lately? He's looking kinda down rn. |
| Hayyaaah |
| "get rekt regards" |
| I wish |
| Apparently silver is the cure for aids. |
| MM: “We trained him wrong, as a joke.” |
| How do i avoid taking decent but not great profits on leaps? |
| Bear trap dont fall for it |
| He's going to be pissed and threaten tariffs and no one will care |
| ?? Why did you sell |
| It's warmer then being outside. |
| RDW keep going |
| If reddit ever monetizes the nsfw content it’s would moon |
| average bear on a green day lmao |
| ONDS SHARES |
| my office |
| Ya i feel like i will execute some of them, but it might still run. I bought 110 call for a 1 usd yesterday lols. Feels like it might go up to 120-125 this week with all the big guys reporting and nvda doubling down in crwv |
| Seriously though, if she would have hired a voice coach like Thatcher did, she may have pulled it off. |
| Who cares? Poors don't matter in the new economy |
| Really annoying that thinkorswim ios no longer updates the screen in the background |
| Are we having FUN!? 😵💫 |
| Jokes on them I live in a dumpster |
| Noone is saltier than a silver bear. |
| https://preview.redd.it/9e69fk6qbxfg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=6fca16e05ece6a701b8a4ab2fe53364409882bf9 |
| Is the FUD in the room w you now |
| i use schwab. |
| need spy -2% nothing major |
| Instagram now charging $4 for ad free service lmao |
| y’all sound like chicken little but I’m out here makin bank |
| I think space is done pumping for now. RKLB shit the bed and SpaceX IPO hype has settled for now. I think RKLB’s going to announce a Neutron delay and absolutely dump at earnings. Probably a time to be thinking of puts if you’re ber-curious. |
| Our monkey strats r being feed to israelgpt, we’re cooked |
| Fair |
| The only thing red in my port is IWM. |
| Bought ONDS calls instead of RDW, fuck me. |
| It's been 16 hours since the last Truth Post, the suspense is killing me ! |
| WE CAN'T HEAR YOU IN THE BACK |
| No spend 2026. Everyone. Don’t give to trumps economy. |
| About time |
| get your puts NOW |
| What are you even yapping about buddy. |
| will BE continue to skyrocket? |
| I'd be flat to slightly green if weren't for UNH |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Reddit has forced Jaime Rogozinski, the founder of [infamous r/WallStreetBets](https://tech.slashdot.org/story/21/01/28/000205/discord-bans-the-rwallstreetbets-server-as-subreddit-goes-private), to [strip the WallStreetBets name from an upcoming Miami conference](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/reddit-lawyers-force-founder-redact-184500502.html) after legal threats citing trademark rights. According to a press release, it's the "first known case of a social media company enforcing trademark control over a user-created community." From the report: *After years of litigation, courts ultimately sided with Reddit in a decision now referred to as the "Rogozinski Ruling," a precedent that grants platforms broad authority to assert trademark ownership over user-created communities. That ruling now forms the basis for Reddit's demand that the words "WallStreetBets" be physically removed from the event. "They aren't afraid of the name being used," said Rogozinski. "If they were, they'd have to sue the internet. What they're afraid of is the creator hanging out with his creation. They're afraid of the community's independence. And they're afraid it's evolved into something bigger than a subreddit."* \n \n*The irony is difficult to ignore. The original subreddit counts around three million subscribers, while conservative estimates place more than seven million WallStreetBets participants spread across other platforms. For a movement that built its reputation confronting corporate overreach, Reddit's decision to extend its authority beyond the confines of its web-based platform, reaching into real-world gatherings to police culture it did not create, risks stirring a hornet's nest with a long memory and a track record of collective action.* \n \n*The event formerly known as WallStreetBets Live, will proceed as scheduled on January 28-30 in Miami. In compliance with Reddit's demands, all references to the name will be physically redacted on-site.* "Reddit's lawyers did one thing right," Rogozinski continued. "They proved exactly why we need a decentralized future. This event has become a live case study in what's broken about modern social media. Platforms can deplatform creators, and now, with courts backing them, they can appropriate what users build." |
| The mini pumps are low volume. The rugpull, if it comes, will be brutal |
| spiderman meme |
| Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up |
| It had already run up the week before due to insider trading, pretty obvious sell the news event. I sold yesterday shortly after open, had hoped it would moon, but it didn’t have the juice. I’m just going to buy the dip when it’s settled down. |
| https://preview.redd.it/9unxmipkbxfg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e448728e10d82d291d970da35ed7548bba85200c |
| Yes. 5% however is reasonable |
| RDDT will be green by close 😁 |
| Holy cow! The password actually works!! Lol |
| Well taking the test for a reason other than to get into law school is a violation of their terms so you may have a problem |
| Not sure why you’re being downvoted, this is exactly what I’ve heard from local dealers |
| Make VIX 30 again |
| C suites regularly sell off their stock to both balance out their portfolio and just plain use. Scheduled stock sales also alleviate scrutiny because of the sensitive data they know. In general I’d take top level stock sales with a grain of salt unless the sales are significantly higher than years/quarters past. |
| Biggest mouth in the room and morons listen is how |
| Time to finally pawn grandma’s silver plates |
| https://preview.redd.it/9bbktjmhbxfg1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed542c80197772bfb88ffbbde097c56bc515b95a |
| Rklb you beautiful beautiful slut |
| absolutely.. really dumb tho |
| It doesnt work when you ban people en masse for having some of those opinions during the first trump presidency and covid. |
| The wash-sale disgusted as another operation |
| He is a puppet for wall street. Hey Jim we want to quietly exit some positions go get us some fresh exit liquidity from boomer retail |
| I am the dollar now |
| What bums me out is to see shit in my corporate email talkin bout “the one big beautiful bill” \n\nWe used to be a serious country lol |
| Whoa, are you really trying to discuss guitar pedals in this political environment? That’s extreme! |
| what’s that mean ? they think you cheated or something |
| *laughs in Apollo* |
| Yeah on second thought, I’m gonna sit this week out. I don’t trust ANY of what’s been going on thus far |
| I bought one call at 9. I hope you are right. |
| It’s gonna rip. I’ve been running ads and it is getting better and better. Allocating more funds there. |
| Lmao that’s not what’s happening my dude. \nquite the contrary. \n\nThey’re receiving less money from Medicare now so they’re going to increase monthly premiums, deductibles and co-pays. |
| I always buy puts here / when we hit a new ATH, today I didn’t. Expect a dip. |
| 21 GMT |
| Whole lotta nuthin |
| Pltr struggling past week smh |
| \*Every six hours |
| Regroup, come back tomorrow |
| USD you okay? |
| Mmhm. New construction in my area with retail and restaurant space just sitting empty. Talking to some friends who looked into renting and apparently the rates are insane. These developers are happy to let these spaces remain empty |
| Don’t be so logical |
| Up $900 today after being down $300 yesterday so net positive for the week so far. Could get some bigger gains if SNDK would get off its ass and blast through 500 instead of insta rejecting there… |
| Done trading SPY. Always get faked out but every other stock is more predictable |
| USD Down = Stonks go up |
| Earnings will be interesting |
| come on SPX just get to 7000 already so i can start shorting |
| Wait I thought that was a requirement to be a mod????? |
| Better than a loss. 🤷🏻 |
| Has the Grand 🧙, aka 🌮, aka 🥭, given us his take on the mother of all trade deals between India and the EU?\n\nMaybe Modi should teach 🌮 about the Art of the Deal |
| This. |
| I hope I have calls |
| Nobody cares how brokies feel about the economy |
| Gtfo n switch to shares if u rlly wanna be in it still |
| Haha no your not... what you making? |
| Do yall ever wonder how Jim Cramer is employed? |
| Ok john lennon |
| yeah move to futures, what is your cfd broker? |
| Literally same here |
| At this point we could wake up to 300 or 100 in this market. |
| Would a half port into NBIS be retarded? |
| Today feels like hot dookie where da money go? |
| You edited your comment lol. |
| that said I like the chart so I bought calls and shares |
| what’s the over under on how many times he says “low IQ” |
| Until now, he would have been better with the S&P. But now, he is taking emoluments from every direction totaling billions of dollars. |
| Just on CNBC talking about them in a partnership with Intercontinental Exchange selling access to streaming sentiment data. |
| Selling 1000 raw lobsters 180ea |
| 5 bagger on crwv. Itm calls. How long to hold lol? |
| If stocks are pumping cos DXY is dumping\n\n\nAnd DXY is bigly oversold\n\n\nIf DXY goes back up, then stocks dump? |
| Keep an eye on CEG, down now, but wait for the energy production cycle to take it's turn this year. |
| Some of ya'll practicing being an April fool early. I guess that's what they teach at Silly Goose University. |
| Did Cloudflare go into the Silver business |
| Hell yeah that sounds bad ass. |
| https://preview.redd.it/cnneek34bxfg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7384851bda51ebd0540dd0e315aa50cf82de01a2 |
| When it was summer all I wanted was to be grown up |
| https://preview.redd.it/qn6j9mr2bxfg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=686b33fda1e178159e66f2313aae42b344a935d4 |
| The market is hesitant to dip into the red because of concerns about ICE profiling 😂 |
| Finally gave in and learned enough coding to create my own custom indicators. Wish I’d done this year’s ago. I’m ready for options again |
| Maybe too late for STX today…? |
| It’s ok I just sold my SPY puts for 40% off now it’s gonna dump |
| The Oracle of Gary, Indiana. He can guess where you'll get robbed. |
| Will the fruit talk today about: \n \nA) same shit as davos and the day before that \nB) the economy, actually \nC) bombing Iran to shreds \n\n\nFuck around and find out! |
| Either way at least you're not in the DXY / Us dollar |
| Fuck slv |
| Hecla diee |
| MMs trapping as many bears as they can |
| The chart is epic 🤣🦅🔫🇺🇸💵📉lmao |
| Buy the fkn dip |
| Looks like burry called the exact top on pltr. Gamecock is next! |
| Great Depression 2 over, World War 3 over, Civil War 2 over. What’s next |
| Lol don't remind me. Just funny how 300 felt inevitable at one point and now here we are. |
| this META move was so sus, from strong weakness to a random rally like that, won't be surprised if MMs erase this whole move after earnings |
| In another universe I made a million today on UNH puts |
| I mean why not? Macro looks bad, so get that premium, and if it ends up above 220 then that's further gain. Classic play. |
| He’s allowed to celebrate ATH with some high noons! |
| Here comes the $1 pump |
| Another completely flat pin day by Netflix |
| Yes |
| Them bags is heavy boss |
| I understand the recent USD drop(s) is likely due to US & Greenland situation, but if they decide to give up on it, USD (may) restore at least for a brief moment, then I felt that would be a good time to get out of this trade |
| If NVIDIA ever busts 190 . . . |
| SPY won’t be 700 today, we’ll get em next time |
| I’m curious if it’ll bump up after earnings…. |
| HERE IT COMES MY POOTS ARE SAVED |
| If you followed my $RDW DD congrats you're rich! |
| Maybe, I would probably agree that signal to noise it’s better on YouTube but I also feel like Reddit overall has more info. But idk, I’m talking out of my ass clearly |
| I get banned alot for bad reasons. I excel in the real world and have yet to have a mod try to ban or censor me in my everyday life, so there's that. |
| yeah this ain’t my fault bro |
| So they failed you? What the hell |
| Unh sheds 50 billion market cap from a tweet, welcome to America |
| Possibility but this is also the strongest quarter. So, should see moon |
| Why you gotta fight with me at Cheesecake |
| You know when it dips before lunch so retail traders are convinced they're not buying at the day's high. Yeah, classic rug-weaving maneuver. |
| Normally I’d think AI moderation would be a terrible idea, but with reddit there is no possible way it could be worse anyways |
| Sage of Saskatchewan |
| Crazy how I’m celebrating 500 profit off 0.05% spx moves this is stupid |
| PLTR is genuinely boning me can someone give me a new play? |
| BTC is a stablecoin |
| Amazon adds a Reddit button to items with verified posts discussing it on its subreddit, eliminates bot reviews on Amazon problem, increases Reddit DAU immensely. RDDT AMZN $500 eoy. |
| Would’ve never ever guessed your invest would’ve ended up down the drain….. |
| Beyond retarded. Better plays to be hard in the short term |
| Up to ~10% of Americans' income now goes to health insurance premiums and deductibles. The way for profit health insurance operates is not sustainable. Something will give. Plus United Healthcare is literally Satan in the healthcare world. There is a giant target on their back. Plenty of downward pressure |
| Who would have though that buying corn would be less risky than buying gold or silver right now. |
| Landlords fucked everyone and every business including food. Businesses had to jack their prices to cover rent, workers also got fucked in rent and want raises. It’s a debilitating cycle. |
| We are proud to be Americant's. |
| Silver is boring. |
| auction results? |
| This baby dip to 696 bottom before 700 |
| Can't you two see that you love each other!? |
| Nvidia trying its best to prop up spy |
| That’s right, SPY. Take a fuckin nap, you’re drunk |
| We waiting for 🥭 at 4 pm east looks like. Well 455 he’ll be up there. Fat old fuck |
| Why isnt asts up there ugh |
| its the end of an error |
| Imagine wading in now, lmfao |
| This thing wants to dump but I don't know if the algos will let it |
| every time I looked at NVDA for the last month it's always +2% but somehow still in the 180s lol |
| “Oracle of Omaha” just sounds clean asf. Imagine being called the “oracle of Saskatchewan” lmao not a soul alive would take you seriously 💀 |
| i would go see a doctor if i were you |
| -20%\n\nAny other stock: "sorry I over reacted"\n\nUNH specifically: "no, you don't understand, I'm literally retarded" |
| U.S. market is over we only have 4 hours remaining today |
| Brother it was 230 2 weeks ago |
| Scraping video content and transcripts has been a solved problem forever, it's really not that hard. \n\nI would wager a guess that the signal-to-noise ratio on YouTube content is a lot lower than with a public forum like Reddit, which is full of half/mis-informed comments (like potentially this one). Vs a YT video which often will have a script, and be researched ahead of time. |
| Oh you looked in his windows and fetched tax forms on everyone? Good work man. Goooood detective work. What’s his AGI? |
| I added 21 UNH to round it up to a cute 50 |
| buy asmg then |
| How is UNH still dying 😂😂😂 |
| Seppuku |
| Look at where you are right now. |
| Rofl if I may |
| With USD at this valuation I can only afford half as many anime girls |
| Pretty cool, huh? |
| Wow, my fucking LSAT argumentative writing got denied due to a “security irregularity” and I have to retake it. \n\nI don’t even want to be a fucking lawyer just give me my 173 so I can stunt on all of these law school nerds that I didn’t even study for their dumb riddle test |
| Ever close a losing position because you're sick of looking at it? At least it can be used for tax purposes |
| You don’t know anything lol. Intel consumer chips are doing great and Foundry is making good progress |
| Market unbelievable past 10 months. All time run |
| everybody and their mom is trading the silver volatility, so trade something safer and way less volatile like crypto |
| It's impressive theyre still trying to keep it going, everyone received their marching orders |
| The number of times I’ve seen you people panic and say the U.S. market is over is crazy lol \n\nLiterally every 6 months there’s a new massive fear that never materializes |
| Troy ounces are fine, but can we go back to doubloons and pistoles? |
| Risk 5k to earn 100$ this is the way |
| Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything, it's over lol |
| Tough homie. No use crying over split milk though. You made your choice from a risk perspective and lived. There's another reality where you stay in the trade and it tanks so you lose all your money. Be happy you pocketed the 50K and try to learn from your losses that bled you out that same 50K. |
| https://preview.redd.it/cgkq8e5gaxfg1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86f015b94e08a405ef84e67f6449555257954efa |
| 🌈🐻 rise up |
| During the 2018-2019 government shutdown, the S&P 500 returned over 10% gains \n\nLMAO |
| ONDS |
| You really need to read FX Senshi Kurumi-chan. |
| 16 out of 256 |
| It is more like you are stupid |
| Happening, silver could hit 150 usd https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/citi-sees-silver-rising-to-150-within-three-months-led-by-chinese-buyers/ar-AA1V6f3N?ocid=finance-verthp-feeds |
| Worst consumer confidence in 12 years, and we're up. |
| Just blundered a presentation at work. \n\n \nPuts or calls? |
| Girl math says you're only down 2.5% |
| GJ! Im back to only -30% with the same play almost. Really some good days for mental health. I took most of the money and put it into safe investments. Stop gambling and it will compound faster. |
| Luigi has done wonders for the UNH bag holders |
| let me sell you my poots |
| Imagine buying a shiny rock for an investment lmao lol even |
| Bond rates going up while the dollar is cratering is kind of a bad sign, mmkay |
| Seriously considering buying reddit down here. |
| https://youtu.be/cWaPS8R94ho this video should be cathartic for you. I go totally nuclear on a terrible mod in a completely unreasonable way. At least watch the ending. |
| I'm now a gay 🐻 🌈 |
| shit ain’t leather nga |
| Aha 😀 |
| Sigh. Fucking Snap. I said I would never trade it again. But...time to sell puts and buy calls |
| That argument that the dollar is in free fall is clueless. \n\nThe dollar was at its peak value when the market had gone down 30% in 2022. And today, in "freefall" of value the dollar is at higher value than it was in 2021 or any time previous 2015. \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/u2d11b5f9xfg1.png?width=328&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2f09ea48dce524180b38a4481aa8cd23c162a91\n\nThats a healthy channel the dollar is in compared to euro.\n\nGLD and SLV going up because china is attempting to upend the root of US hegemony. The dollar. It is warfare and nothing less. |
| Lol imagine being such a disgusting soulless corporate mf that you get murdered in the street for denying coverage to suffering cancer patients, then you still miss earnings |
| Can we get some tacos or something? Anyone regarded enough to buy UNH? What's SLV doing? |
| Just remember line always go up |
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| My port startin to look like a fuckin EKG readout |
| Didn’t you get the memo? Woke is dead, Rip Reddit. |
| Guys, I just looked at the USD to Zimbabwe Dollar chart and IT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD! |
| Can we buy TWNP? |
| Jesus dropping a penny is like pulling teeth. |
| silver is the currency of the future |
| Silver has gone “no bid” in the physical market. Dealers have way too much inventory and aren’t willing to buy. We will need significantly lower prices for the market to unclog. This is going to be very ugly. |
| Laughs in RDW, ONDS, SLV, APLD |
| Might sell some short-dated calls if we’re up tomorrow, don’t think earnings will be *that* strong |
| My bomer will not start |
| Sanjay Micron got a big green dick |
| 195.22 😉 |
| "Had about $600,000 (I am not even rich, I just had won a lot in sports betting, put it in the market and made even more"\n\nSo that's how you describe laundered drug money now ? |
| Now show us the real dump |
| Yeah. This stock got beaten on wsb. They always talks it down |
| RIVN $20+ possibility is Dec 2026 or after, boy. |
| Bro payed more for brokerage fees 😂 profit is profit though |
| It's controlled by the fourth reich. |
| Port yesterday: -10%. Port today:+ 7.5% my brain hurts |
| Why im always late to the party |
| Too much open interest on puts, they wont let this drop |
| Will Trumpy be an hour late to his own press conference then spend 30 minutes flipping through pics of brown people? |
| Everyone selling now to capture profit |
| We go higher but big dump next week for sure ! |
| Kinda crazy to think RDDT was at 230 a year ago |
| Monopoly money season. Starter Homes will cost 5m, your 401k will be up 50% and you will think you’re rich but in reality you’re still poor. |
| Lol don't forget Elon needs a great distractor for upcoming blood bath earnings. |
| you never played chutes and ladders? |
| Jimmy Buffett would be so proud of you son |
| SLV bols trying to keep a broken chart alive |
| Just remember tech killed last quarter and AI stocks still haven't hit ATH since then. |
| UNH YOU ARE DISGUSTING |
| Bruh yall freak out so much the dollar is fine and will be fine for a long time |
| Ah yes, the robust British economy |
| even Ryan is laughing at the dumbass. . . |
| Yea I mean Reddit is nice that it is kind of a summary of all things internet and your interests that doesn’t take long to grasp. I think that’s incredibly valuable. |
| Reddit is on a crash course straight to the burn pit. The platform quality has continued to plummet. The main engagement driver is rage from mentally ill users. Most comment sections are people yelling at each other. If they are trying to sell user data, it’s mostly garbage in, garbage out. It’s only a matter of time before something replaces this c dumpster. Maybe WSB can split off into a new platform thing but with more gifs and better deep fryer operation tips. |
| It 100% will lmao |
| Facts\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/mki6hsdu9xfg1.png?width=879&format=png&auto=webp&s=1da13b788ec01ef8ba9d4753430b865d45775555 |
| Yeah imagine debtweave getting more attention and buyers. NBIS just needs good earnings to show confidence for buyers and its good to go....but nah. Even today when short sellers stopped selling vs what they did yesterday its still shit |
| Markets are boring rn |
| !remindme - 10 months |
| 7250 today? |
| Soon my internet friend |
| Great now I gotta listen to Peter schiff |
| How dumb is my unh $310 3/20 |
| I've been in and out of it for a while. It's very unpredictable. |
| Meta has room to run in this list. |
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| As soon as I switch from Corn to GLD, everyone one in metals will pivot into crypto |
| DXY dipping like 3% in 2 weeks and bols in here saying short silver/gold LOL |
| 2% lol |
| Stairs up, elevator down |
| Shorted gold futures at 5100\n\nGonna swing this bitch to the downside for a week |
| What are your contracts. |
| My balls are so big i cant wear underwear, it constricts me |
| Either we moon now off tech earnings, or tech earnings are shit, stocks go flat, they dramatically reduce expectations for the next earnings, and then moon when they beat those expectations. Soon enough we gonna have a P/E of 50 for big tech. |
| it's me |
| SCOTUS when ruling? |
| The end of the unlimited collateral that was provided by the carry trade |
| Seems like biotech is getting all the healthcare money for a while |
| It is |
| Someone sold these many covered calls for premium?? ✍️🥹🥹 |
| I just bought more |
| Or that 50% of tifu posts and more are AI posts as well. |
| People buying Tesla puts like the algorithms won’t drain your premiums within 48 hours lmfao |
| in your dreams while you're flipping burgers at wendys |
| I think tech earnings this week are going to send all ai infrastructure plays up |
| Rich wen |
| I never learn |
| the plot just keeps getting better |
| TradingEconomics states the USD is down about ~9.86% over the past 12 months\n\nSucks to anyone holding cash\n\nGood time to catch up to those who made it rich and went cash |
| You idiots didn’t buy meta leaps when you had like a month to do it. |
| Sitting on 2k shares of Bull. Averaged down. Not pulling my Sofi miss again. |
| It is until it isn’t. Just dont get greedy, bubba |
| You just summed up my life. Thank you |
| rheinmetalllllllllll |
| 2% is unrealistically low you should aim for 100% daily instead |
| I am rich >!in dollars!< |
| Google is about to melt up to a new ATH |
| considering my positions…the new unemployment number needs to account for one more person |
| The problem is US equities are priced higher, which means US economy needs to grow faster than Europe over the next 5 years to justify current valuations. |
| Funny how USAR is big red after great news |
| Not even an analyst upgrade can move Netflix higher. Stock is hopeless |
| I DRINK\n\nYOUR\n\nMILKSHAKE |
| Dollar falling like a stone |
| Exit the positions bro. Play the other side. |
| I will take VXUS over SPY over that period of time for sure. |
| Maybe not directly, but if you're banning an entire side, you're leaving money on the table for DAU and advertisement targeting. So yes, stock is going down because of this. |
| UNH pricing a Luigi win |
| the volume on these options is almost zero... not great |
| I've found this also happened with google searches, top results are ALWAYS either hindutimes of timesofindia URL's |
| I've been waiting for it. Maybe he's sleepy today |
| Still, they are selling for a reason. Market cap is super high for one. |
| $ABTC $DVTL $hit .. bags getting heavy |
| What is the catalyst |
| Holy shit im addicted to making money on RH.\n\nI mean, it’s not realistic to expect 2% gain every day, right? Right?! Please tell me it’s not realistic before I think it is. |
| Don’t fight a rising market |
| Remeber the big 4 in 2024: ASTS, RKLB, RDW and LUNAR. 2 of the big 4 alr pumped, lunr and rdw will do the same |
| Come on in and lose money on spy puts with me, the water is fine |
| Spx7000 |
| Shiny\n\nDoesn't tarnish\n\nCan trade for opium |
| Google please pump by march 🙏 |
| US owned social media is a bad bet these days. |
| 😳😳😳😀😀😀 |
| go gitem TSLA! |
| dump eet |
| Yep...housing is taking >70% of my take home pay. |
| dollar dump beginning before americas 250th anniversary lmao.\n\nstock dump when the US celebrates its anniversary lmao. |
| Bers always somehow convince me to buy puts and lose money fuck bers |
| Maybe the average person just don’t want to look at all the politically captured cringefest going on in the front page |
| heheh |
| hey leave Costco hot dog alone, it's a store of value now 😭 |
| Calls on V because people are spending money like crazy that they don't have. |
| Load into NVDA so MM can bend you over. My put is needing it! |
| Wondering if there is any upside left for today… probably not.. already 7% up today. Too late for the party, I guess |
| So the problem with currencies are they are tied to world events. The whole world is pissed off at the US and that wasn't a one-day event, it's going to go on for years. A lot of people around the world are busy getting out of the dollar and dollar assets. |
| 🙏 |
| It's gonna keep going up as the dollar falls,\n\nSave 🥭 does something or black swan happens |
| Puts here for sure right? No way we go higher! |
| I'm addicted to selling cash secured puts... |
| If you can't handle silver at her worst you don't deserve her at her best! |
| Hold on, let me get some calls before you double down so you can make money |