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| Waiting for the intc dump, so that 🥭 will come out tomorrow rambling about something and we moon |
| MILK |
| Cause AI that's why |
| I survived the SNDK recession\n\n1/22 9:30am - 1/22 3:30pm\n\nThank god that's over. This must be how my great grandparents felt. |
| my my first ever 0dte trade today and since closing it i have watched it triple in value 🙃 |
| HERE REEE GOO 🎢 |
| Alright, let me see them INTC plays for earnings. Show yourself, bussies. |
| I would rather by VOO |
| Intel guy is sweating rn |
| Tastes like ass tho |
| **BLOOD FOR THE THETA GOD** |
| End of last good dip was at the start of December. Surely we're due one soon |
| I'm convinced intel is gonna dump on earnings, but not by enough to weather the IV crush tomorrow, so not worth gambling on it |
| The usual suspects dragging SPY down again zzz |
| Absolutely none besides watching the slow decline of the dollar over the past 12 months.. Just watching flows for ancillary repricing events. |
| Up $400 but was down 2k so can’t complain here! |
| Probably accumulation. Will pop soon. |
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| If INTC pumps after earnings it’s because the market is being manipulated by 🥭insiders. Every other stock has tanked after earnings |
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| IMO INTC earnings cause AMD / NVIDIA to go up either way. Bad earnings? Cool, definitively go to the established and bigger competitors. Good earnings? Cool, invest in the sector. |
| Have up Vwap and now got slapped back down. |
| Gonna swing biggly! |
| That’s what she said |
| Anyone shorting intel tonight? |
| Might buy some teslurs, tired of watching that thing go up |
| I just opened a small position...it's pretty much at that point...might drop another 10$...but then it's uppies from there |
| Oddly specific |
| “They called me daddy” - Gold |
| Getting slippery again. |
| It’s basically just aapl and NVDA dragging this down 😂 |
| Brother, you have no excuse. \n\nWendy's is always waiting. If you sell your teeth to buy the dip, you can actually raise prices before attending the next RNC meeting. |
| I’m holding 693 1dte it’s gonna happen |
| IV over 200 on INTC options. Seems reasonable.... |
| $1.5 trillion company with $90B of revenue = 17x |
| I am from india and I can tell you its more than that |
| But at any moment it will make a Huge V. |
| ghey ending to a totally cool day |
| Good thing I didn’t put 10k into 1dte spy calls… |
| AXTI fucking me big time right now. |
| Rip my SPY calls |
| I have no idea what these words mean. Do I buy or sell? |
| You mean our mom? |
| They should've never gave you retards money |
| Intel has plot armor 54 locked |
| AVGO is such a POS these days |
| YOU ARE 25 YEARS LATE TO THE GAME |
| This is all AAPLs fault |
| lmfao |
| spy 0dte calls are fked |
| Im going to rev up the rumor mill a little.\n\nThe EU Trade Bazooka just fired. |
| PLTR has lost all of its power. Now it belongs to ASTS lmao |
| Feel like too many players in INTC. anyone touching ISRG instead? |
| Oh I agree absolutely. I’ve been saying divestment of us bonds/t bills/ and notes is inevitable. I’m just looking for a number that says money went that way today.\n\nAll I can see is just a broad slow subtle movement. Which is what massive players unwinding positions would do, like pension funds. |
| Jesus christ AAPL...What a piece of shit. |
| solid strategy |
| Uhh...Um...PG pumped 2.9% after earnings!!! |
| all the NFLX hatred making me want to start a position and inverse u retards 👀 |
| boutta get freaky |
| dumb stonks |
| The drill team is hungry and soxs waking up 😎 |
| Plays a YouTube video for family . First ad be like " You have a UTI at 30000 feet..." from Amazon Health like bruh no I don't. But now I have to get it checked. You got me looking at my fly you bald cunt, GG . Calls on AMZN |
| Gitlab Anthropic rumor? |
| my shit always works sometimes |
| All eyes on BOJ, surely the governing bodies are telling them to calm this shit down. |
| ACHR going to wake up to $10+ with all the contracts they’re signing |
| I declare tariffs on Europe starting tomorrow!!! And now I take them off!!!!! Did the market go up? |
| You know EU strategy is just to drag out negotiations until 🥭 term is over, right? 😂 |
| thoughts on MU for tomorrow? |
| you're right, instead he should put half a mill on $SNDK that just did a 12x in 6 months instead. ezpz |
| INTC dead after the bell |
| When SLV to 70? |
| Everyone saying intel puts watch how this shit is going to stay flat |
| One of these days we'll stop closing flat |
| No that would be your mom. |
| Oh ok |
| Wonder if Bols will sell or hold overnight and slowly watch their port get decimated |
| Thats about the average daily wage of a worker living in Indian slums |
| What's your experience trading fx? |
| Because we know we will get a V. Bears get nothing! |
| SPX 7000 will be glorious |
| Show us the millions you made Nostradamus |
| we know (don't ask me how) |
| Y'all are bankrolling Palentir? Wild |
| Rug pull coming |
| I remember when ghey bears were hated in this place, now they're having sex with bulls, this used to be a decent place |
| Now do Tesla 😂 |
| Intel to dump back to $35 would just great |
| Fuck I saw this from some dude named ceowatcher that records insider buys but I didn’t buy it |
| BOOOM |
| Me too! |
| Umad |
| Could be worse. I lost a lot of money on Netflix puts last year...not wrong, just early |
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| loaded the fucking boat NFLX 90c for next jan at 10.80 average, bought 75k worth so far |
| Green close bullish signal |
| https://preview.redd.it/7pqg8vsxmyeg1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=08c5057f437c6810d143a17358a30a9d90875ccd |
| false and misleading statements |
| why is everybody saying intel will pump when every other stocks dumb after positive earnings |
| Dude you've not sold have you? Nice little pump today... Few months ago there was rumours on DDOG acquiring GTLB... Today - apparently - rumours Anthropic may be the buyer. CEO has some history of leading companies to a sale. He also had bought in recently at about $38. |
| you are other thinking this, he will sell "the robot" to himself |
| Go to sleep |
| I dont think medical bill will show up on your credit report (just make sure it does not become a credit card debt vs medical debt) |
| Sweet, tesla just gained 1000 trillion capex |
| 😮💨 |
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| So buy SOXL |
| !banbet RBLX $78 2d |
| Im mostly on X |
| What else is new |
| In about 2 days that'll be a Musk tweet word for word. |
| I'm in for 300 shares at $113. Considering a Zebra spread to free up the cash. I believe in the company still.\n\nNever done such a spread before. Anyone have any experience? The idea is that you sell one ATM call for every 2 ITM you buy. The spread should move $1 for $1 just like the stock. Should free up majority of the cash. |
| Eh, Aliexpress is good competition and beats them on price a lot of the time. |
| My dad’s boyfriend is already my screensaver though |
| and investors amirite |
| Yay we keep dropping and I just keep getting fucked |
| You're going to buy puts on a company with >5000 PE? Good luck with that bro |
| The memory chip trade was a no brainer. How did you miss that? |
| Nasty crypto selloff coming tonight |
| got some ACHR 10 CCs i sold for feb 6... am i getting my shares called away? |
| ASTS 🚀 |
| Trading options whole day made 3 dollars |
| Try following experiment: use a pic of her as your screensaver for 2 weeks and you’ll get used to her. |
| Microsoft down for thousands of users |
| I’d respect bears a lot more if they didn’t completely disappear everytime a green candle shows up. Bulls at least shit talk their way down the red candles but bears go straight back into group hibernation |
| Yes, which is miles better than a 1500.- one. I’m more confident in making 200 tomorrow than making 1300 overnight again. |
| !Banbet |
| NVDA will go up on INTC's earnings\n\nTSLA will go up on INTC's earnings\n\nINTC will go down on INTC's earnings |
| Would |
| They scared to let my poots print so we probably going higher |
| https://preview.redd.it/fvowfv9imyeg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6336ea4ad19413366f22757ea30a76d490a1b1e\n\nBought some for fun |
| HYMC has a ton of buys from Eric Sprott. He's an insider on the company. Google him. |
| I don’t care about tik tok memes. I just like me some DP. |
| 🗑️ |
| just DM all the mods |
| He got nothing the US did not have before his recklessness. Now go back to your cuck chair in the corner. |
| Why can’t Nasdaq and SPY move like GLD |
| https://preview.redd.it/x5fgt0oimyeg1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=407bcc7c53026d7604ab59e34b667b77ef88fd7e |
| good luck w that |
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| I'm broke that's why |
| BOJ expected to hold, nothing burger inbound |
| Lmao |
| Remember Tuesday when the world was ending? Good times, good times |
| I'm in and it's going to make me a killing later this year |
| ATM options on $INTC like 207%\n\nthis ain’t your daddy’s Intel anymor |
| why! |
| https://preview.redd.it/glyip5kemyeg1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45c1f98d79d964ef6808f215b157b673535f2023 |
| Platinum price is up ~6% today alone, and more than doubled over a 1 year period.\n\n\nYou're buying at historic high valuations |
| can i buy intc puts? is that even possible to make money? |
| Who’s with me? Ceragon $3 March calls\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/jj1rptwdmyeg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bf6751857266c4b6ce27137c9860732f2687947 |
| Doesn’t the US government own like 10% of INTEL ? |
| Is Caroline Ellison the ugliest human being on planet earth |
| im only enjoying reading this sub sometimes, as a non regard - while you bet 800 - could you have lost more than you invested? or was 800 just what you could lose at all |
| Where |
| Even if intc earnings is good you know they gonna dump it just cause, and drag Sndk with it. Ready to buy the dip 👀 |
| all eyes tonight on $incel |
| $50 by eoy - they have key tech |
| BITF and HUT are now into AI data-center providers, please don't class them as filthy BTC holders/miners. |
| You can never go broke making a profit |
| 📝 |
| blessed be the bearhunter LMAO |
| Lol |
| I'm so fucked since july ish it's not even funny anymore |
| Yeah, they're also far away from a satellite constellation and what autonomous vehicle project so they have? |
| There were plenty, earlier. But since mango doesn't like to overpay they were all from certain subcontinent. Went to sleep by now. |
| Trump is still POTUS, that’s about all it takes. |
| You are on the hook for 50k and you can't do anything with that 50k other than keep it in cash, so at best it is only gping to earn 3.whatever percent for the next two years, assuming you have a Gold subscription in your Robinhood account. Yes you get what looks like a 50% gain immediately, but if AMD doesn't hit $500 then your gain is less than that because you have to either buy the shares for more than what they are worth, or you need to buy back the put option for more than zero dollars. In the meantime that 50k that could have earned 10% on the S&P 500, or more in something else, can't be invested in anything. |
| Yeah seems to be next week |
| nflx and drill |
| As soon as rare earths are mentioned here, you know that the top in that sector is imminent. |
| Every dollar under the 500 strike is $100+ premium. That's where the 26k comes from. You are betting that the stock is over 500 dollars in 3 years. Not likely. You will be on the hook to pay 100 dollars for every dollar that AMD is under 500. So if at the end of 3 years it's at 400 dollars your contract will be worth 10k that you have to pay. So you would net 16k in 3 years. If it's at 200 after 3 years you net -4k |
| yes |
| Set algos to "fade every pump" mode |
| So...gold accelerating to 5k and spy still holding strong...looking for a huge spy dump of 6%+ within the next week... |
| They’re probably committing voter fraud too |
| What's a 1 or 2 then? Will I go blind looking at them or puke until dehydration |
| I should have stayed away from this place |
| Sour hour has blessed us. Losses into gains. Just as bearhunter predicted |
| https://preview.redd.it/ekxn9122myeg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9c718f6d8f2a9e2e0f3c728e2b35b77a69f1614 |
| The only truth youll find in the daily thread lol |
| MANGO TACO MAN! NOW IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE! SAY SOMETHING TO MAKE IT GO UP, IF YOU DON'T YOU WONT GET GREENLAND |
| Fuck i hope |
| Tomorrow would be the greatest day for them to to drop the tariff ruling |
| Anyone here in FEIM? |
| Scam companies dont run on news |
| How do I place a banbet |
| If you own Carvana stock. Should you be legally allowed to vote in an election? Serious answers only! |
| President ~~Business~~ Bezos is going to end the world? But he's such a good guy! And ~~Octan~~ Amazon, they make good stuff: music, dairy products, coffee, TV shows, surveillance systems, all history books, voting machines... wait a minute! |
| Do you think Netflix will go up?\nIt's been on the market for months now. |
| My guy, you have no idea how much people are struggling out there just to put food on the table. We’re all lucky we can lose that much in our Wall Street casino and not have to worry about eating at Wendy’s |
| Here we go, bears talking about double tops again. 🙄 |
| WSBers have never heard of companies burning through VC cash to attract a userbase |
| Yeah, Robin Hood took away the sell button. I lost about 20k in gains. Made it back with second pump. Fuck vlad |
| Is she fucking melting???? |
| Went to 38 bux yesterday. No one listened to me about it. Look at today lol |
| Remember to post your losses to the internet ledger so everyone will remember how much of a dumbass you are |
| super sad it really wants to dump\n\njust bring the 🅱️azooka and release it from its misery, meh |
| What the fuck did I just read 😂😂😂 |
| That might work |
| !banbet |
| This post has been certified HIGH QUALITY and designated as a HIGH QUALITY post |
| Stocks are ghey |
| I got in at 113 🤡 |
| Good god Himothy |
| 🙃 |
| All 7000 of them? |
| Why is DXY (usd) going down today? Yen carry trade unwinding? Foreign hands dumping bonds? Foreign hands selling equities and general repatriation of money?\n\nI don’t see a direct single action but maybe I’m looking under all the wrong rocks. |
| If you had to choose only one, which one? |
| rumor mill says amzn layoffs before eom\n\nget ur calls in now |
| WITH SHARES |
| You might just make a ton in sour hour and close them then... |
| You silly |
| Not touching |
| Simply cannot wait for WEN to announce it.\n\nTendies for everyone!\n\nRemember me 👽 |
| It wasn't until I read your comment that I realized what subreddit I was in. |
| Oh no please let him do it. You know for science. |
| It happens. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. As long as you’re in the green no need to kick yourself too much. |
| CHECK OUT MINING COMPANIES NAMM & HYMC THANK ME LATER. |
| Debating holding these spy puts overnight |
| Dude, Silver and Gold were valuable when Rockafeller was born. Silver and Gold were valuable in the Age of Sail. Silver and Gold were valuable when Alexander conquered the known world. Silver and Gold were valuable when Egypt didn't have the pyramids built. \n\nSilver and Gold will be valuable as long as humans will have an ounce of Ape in their biology. |
| GenZ spotted |
| 32 |
| Calm down |
| Flair checks out |
| any bears left? 🧐 |
| I wouldn't be surprised if gold flies past 5000 tomorrow! Let's get this breaaaddddd |
| 😂😂😂 |
| 07:00 PM BoJ Interest Rate Decision |
| CVNA is up $56 in 3 days . No news has been reported . 🤔 |
| How old are you? |
| SNDK is upstream from intc, so any dragging downside i feel would be limited. |
| I was up 9400 and figured Id yolo in again trying to 10 or 15k and gave back 6. \n\nChilling on a 3k win feeling like a dumbass. Gave back my taco money |
| Tesla fsd owner network going live in feb. \nI should have bought more calls |
| I’d spy hits 700 I’m buying 0dte puts |
| Order book on SNDK is so thin, no wonder it’s easy to push completely vertical |
| is this the same loser who keeps complaining about occasional mag7 dips? |
| Lick my ass? |
| Letz go big moneh....fire da bazookas!@ \nFIYA FIYA! |
| POET a shitty fake meme or you think we go to $20 by the end of the year? |
| Ya with that battery power |
| Dont want to see you son. Go home and lose some money |
| Taco |
| So a -$200 net loss? |
| Did we forget what Robinhood looks like? |
| wtf did I just read |
| happed to me on the micron runup to earnings bruh fuck me |
| You could sell 22 Jan 15th 2027 covered calls at a $5 strike for around $1,6k premium. If the stock gets called away, you recover around $5k from current situation. it's not great but might be the best you've got! |
| i feel like stock analysts pick a random number out of a hat and think to themselves, "yeah, that seems unreasonable so it should work - send it" |
| Is this a double top? Maybe back down to less than $100? |
| Well I misunderstood then. |
| Remember when 🌮 said 6 7 yesterday? |
| One day META, NVDA, AVGO & GOOG will all rise together \n\nWho am I kidding. Not gonna happen.... |
| I hope Apple has good results this time and stock moves to 270 |
| Dude belongs here lol |
| I gotta feeling nanas gonna drill |
| Lmao 🤣 |
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| Dude belongs here lol |
| Because if you get exercised you’ll pay 500 bucks a share or 50k for shares that are currently worth about half that. Pretty dumbass trade if you ask me. You could probably make more while risking less by just buying calls. |
| 🥰 |
| Apes will sit on a -80% position for 5 years, see it go to -72% and say shit like "wuts happening?" |
| She has man hands |
| I know no one care but yesterday I lost 1500 on that Trump pump on spy, bought 1$ calls for Friday and sold them for 1300 profits today at the top of the range. I’m a small fish BUT IT FEELS GOOD MAN |
| ☝️ |
| Flat but with more steps |
| You're better off buying that put instead. |
| Hmm is SNDK gonna rise or fall on intc news |
| ☝️ |
| unless ur inside nana its only one of two options eh |
| shit sucks man, on the hunt for the next 😪😪 |
| Puts now? |
| ASTS calls at open, just for once i got it right |
| Weirdest PA I’ve seen in my life |
| That's ok HOOD, you rip for no reason when you're ready |
| Wow halfway back to being breakeven on ENPH |
| Oh god |
| ASTS gotta be some news dropping after hours with this pump |
| where are all the mango bots in the chat today? RDDT couldn't afford to pay them this week? |
| Seems to be the case. We’ll know for sure next month I believe |
| Hm. Looks like onds is gonna hold above 13. That's nice |
| If majority of your funds are invested in SPY you're going to fall behind |
| me too, i sold at 120 |
| Heres a nugget. Dont be mad with thetagang. Remember that god candle yesterday where a 2 dollar play became a 1000? Took a look a the stats, and no one was buying calls there. Which means thetagang was chilling on a ticking time bomb they sold to the wrong person. \n\n> Theres a very high likelyhood they did not get out becouse that massive, sudden price leap (extremely rare btw) that skipped an entire 2 points broke their outs completly. \n\n> Sad thing is, the mm's know about this. They even know where the gaps in the stops are and how to avoid them\n\n> someone was looking to make bank thinking a 2% move impossible as it just doesnt happen with spy. Likely risking millions to make 20k or something\n\n> but it did, becouse a million dollars plus leaving puts in the dust is deal worth breaking character for. So they did. It was revealed how far the control stretches. They could move it 2% in an hour. By they, i mean citadel and friends.\n\n> your entire future is now based on the profitibility of these market makers. If they cant find a move worth jocking the market up for they can move it by 10% either way in a day. Theyre so powerful, they even made POTUS change course on something major in less than 24 hours. \n\n> Best start reframing the way you think about society |
| you cant win |
| ^^^^i ^^^^have ^^^^a ^^^^small ^^^^pp |
| https://preview.redd.it/u5cmjn28lyeg1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a1746000fb9f1547810dd490b5891ee52ec8068 |
| Either use an ad-blocker, or pay for Premium. |
| I'm just so retarded |
| drove his tesla into his garage and closed the door |
| Blow my mind tonight, SPY. Close at 690 then go up 1.5% overnight just to tickle my package about $700 that will never happen in the end. |
| Gonna ask my boss if I can be paid in GLD instead of USD |
| Ok fellow regards… what are we thinking on intel. Calls just seem too easy idk. |
| Actually insane that some of y'all invest in profitable companies lmao. Have fun retiring in 50 years. |
| fckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk spy |
| Do they tell you, how much collateral they're going to lock up in your account for the duration of the position? If this is not a traditionally margined account, you may need to post $50k per contract sold. You can calculate the lost opportunity cost on that (vs. e.g. rolling it in CD/HYSA/TBills at 3.5% p.a.). |
| Cvna dumps every Friday like clockwork . All the options holders sell and take profits |
| USD index -0.41% \nSPY +0.58% |
| Spy loves a quick burst upward before it shits the bed just to fool more call buyers |
| 50$ call for 2028 😲 |
| Next ASTS leg just dropped |
| thinking the same on my 690Cs |
| u/PaperHandsTheDip\n\nyou were right, the miners doing extra well. im up 40% so far\n\nyou still in the play? |
| Oh yeah |
| Imagine what it would have cost if the avatars had legs. |
| I wonder how that Tesla put person is doing |
| Republicans are so good at managing the economy the wealth transfers up to the rich so effortlessly! |
| NVDA is treading water and every other semi stock is pumping (including AMD), AVGO seemed like a good opportunity but it's been trash since that ER dump |
| You 😘 |
| I got a stock for you guys it's the one you didn't buy |
| Or you could just take shares and get like $20,000 in dividends on this stock |
| Diet Mountain Dew is the ultimate drink. 1st ingredient is orange juice, 10 calories, 91mg of caffeine, carbonated for satiety. Doesn’t get better than that. |
| I bought 86 puts this am and diamond handed them right at the bottom before it rallied. Thats the only move i didnt fuck up today. Rolled some 690c SPY til tomorrow, hopefully that doesnt get wrecked. |
| I need UNH to $400 stat. I’m getting impatient |
| Do people not use YouTube? What do y'all do all day? I spend like 10 hours a day watching YouTube videos. |
| Aspi next potential squeeze, buy now! |
| I’m selling shovels. |
| or calls |
| 🙏🙏🙏 |
| ur tying up 50 k to make 26 k in 3 year not worth dont do it. |
| say that to my avatars face in the metaverse! |
| You’re saying AMD will be above $500 by expiration or else you’ll be assigned at that strike price. And who is to say AMD can’t crater below $150 IN a recession/bear market ever happens it is a horrible trade. |
| he bought a million bonds not stock you dumbass. bonds trade very differently.\n\nif you buy 5 year corporate bonds, you get paid pretty much as long as the company is still around and not completely in the shitter.\n\nthats not the case for stocks. a company could be doing better then ever and the stock could be down from when you bought it. that happened to basically all of mag7 in 2022. but anyone that bought mag7 bonds in 2022 for 2025 or 2030 is doing just fine |
| People whoever is not buying gold now are dumb. |
| No idea why this is getting downvoted. YouTube is the true competitor to every social media, entertainment and streaming company right now. |
| Yep |
| I need to pay more attention to options. This reversal was pretty predictable. |
| I doubt they would even let you sell that without the capital |
| Preach brother |
| nana, please. just this one time. i'll be a good boy i promise |
| $83 billion WB, something became all cash, and there are spin offs. <== no idea if this is good. \n\nHow can I be excited to hold against Amazon who is in that space, storage space, bringing crap to my prime space, and even fucking outer space. |
| I missed it. Who was it |
| Profit? Yeah right. A small upside is that he's losing a lot of money on every ride right now. |
| I’d like one power hour, please. |
| I haven't seen a YT ad in like 5 years and i use it everyday |
| Why? |
| Puts on intc? |
| Rumor going around they are buying Funko. |
| Ur right at home here |
| 😢😹 |
| I thinks it’s time for Amazon to show that they are the backbone of the internet by causing a outage again. I think this is the only way to move the stock at this point. |
| When will it dip |
| YouTube is better than the streaming services in a lot of cases. Just watch with an ad blocker |
| huh? its down like 38% from ATH bro |
| The theta is strong with this one |
| THIS - It's basically snapchat but for space. |
| Double down on it |
| B side of the 45....dont try suicide |
| FOR REAL THOUGH. SMH |
| I want a RAV4 Prime but that shits expensive |
| Operation use Reddit to pump my investment |
| Waiting until it hits 50 something then buy |
| Thought of doing that too but I would still need a lot of money to do the pmcc, I would rather just own 100 shares and do proper covered calls. I was just curious what would happen if I did this. Seems like max profit exceeds max loss, get a huge chunk of change up front. |
| Wait another 10 more years when there is zero competition and you’re only way to get things will be Amazon |
| shut up and kiss me |
| Do people actually use YouTube? It's 80% ads with an unusable UI. |
| I'm going long on bottle caps |
| bro you full ported on a day its up 15%? |
| The safety monitor is out now. That’s why |
| Msft email and admin access down |
| That looks like a TastyTrade account, they should give you a probability of success. \n\nAs to why shouldn't do it, AMD will of course come out with some bad news right after you execute the trade. That's how it works when you sell puts 🙂 |
| GOOD SHIT! |
| IT WILL RIGHT AFTER OUR CALLS EXPIRE WORTHLESS |
| Robotaxis will be cheaper |
| The train carrying SPY bols got derailed today. They suddenly saw a shadow passing by, and they looked up. They saw the GLD train filled with bols laughing and pointing at them but the most important thing was...\n\n#ITS HUGE |
| Oh sweet so the stock price will be up on Monday cause he sold Friday. Excellent. |
| I'm just gonna DCA down if it drops further |
| Yes baby! I’m still red |
| KOPN tmw |
| $UUUU $NVDA $UEC 🌙 |
| I asked Gemini,\n\n\n The Earnings Numbers (Hypothetical)\nRevenue: Miss. The legacy PC market is soft (as seen in recent data), and the "AI PC" cycle (Panther Lake) is only just starting to ramp. Expect revenue to come in light ($13.8B vs $14.0B expected). This causes the initial knee-jerk drop.\nEPS: Beat. Aggressive cost-cutting (layoffs, exiting Europe) has improved margins faster than Wall Street expects.\nGuidance (The Rocket Fuel): The focus will be on the 18A Foundry Node. If they announce a "Whale" customer (rumors of Qualcomm or a small Apple secure enclave contract), the revenue miss won't matter. |
| You have to put up money as collateral |
| Retardo Sanchez wished he was this retarded. |
| You need 50k to sell 1 contract of this, and ur essentially trying to get 26k by waiting 3 years. Maybe AMD rips to $500 quick but theres still time value left that will make this hard to collect 100% of the premium. |
| The max you can earn is if the stock declines to $0 which is unlikely. Basically each dollar of share value beneath the break even price is $100 profit multiplied by the amount of contracts you entered.\n\nWhile statistically you can profit a massive profit like that is unlikely |
| Unfortunately Nana was ded… |
| Raise your hand if you’re also a permabitch 🙋♂️🙋🏻♂️🙋🏼♂️🙋🏽♂️🙋🏾♂️🙋🏿♂️ |
| god damn who’s this Baddie on cnbc right now??? |
| You just got unlucky that the price didn’t follow the lines you drew on the chart. Put more money in your account and try again this time is different |
| Now you have to pay a buncha taxes on it. I wouldn’t have even bothered making the trade |
| I think I overheld these 0dte 689Cs :/ |
| Intel about to make Nana real proud by visiting her down there in the graves. |
| Remember when The Zuck convinced regards to buy real estate in his metaverse for hundreds of thousands of dollars? |
| If its a bet you make you can always lose |
| Are they abolishing the Pattern Day Trading rules? |
| The thing is platinum doesnt have use cases. Silver is best for batteries, solar panels etc. Thats why the price is surging. |
| If you're asking that question you shouldn't be selling options lol. Go do some reading on it please. |
| You belong here |
| Shit fucking stock |
| SPY refuse to make a decision |
| $IREN is easy double if you buy here |
| AMD will need to grow to $1T market cap for it to no longer be ITM. Given this is 2 years out, it's not unlikely but seems there are easier at quicker ways to see that kind of return. Why not buy a call at the same strike for the same date and sell PMCC's in the meantime to generate income and offset the premium cost? |
 Blocked www.reddit.com |
| Why would I take a robotaxi when uber exists? Just to avoid any interaction with people? rather pay for an uber knowing that someone is getting a cut then just give Tesla 100% profit |
| ele🅱️ator |
| NFLX is a bag of dicks |
| Dollar plummeting |
| Maybe you’re just bad at this… Did you ever consider a stable job at Wendy’s? |
| I bought apple on New Year’s Day because I thought it was the safest tech stock lmao\n\nCan’t believe my luck |
| You know this shit about to dump when META is +5% on the day.\n\nZuck about to rugpull you mfs so hard on earnings when he annouce that they’ll spend hundreds of billions on capex with no return to be determined 😂😂 |
| HOLY |
| No feeling quite like buying at the top |
| And 14 billion a year run rate…. \n\n\nEven Uber was only losing 1 billion a quarter for the first decade… |
| I believe tomorrow will be our last day to play these options. I hate a taco weekend |
| Nothing new, another day of selling early |
| Yo mom |
| I hope you didnt actually buy leaps on margin. Your’re going to get cooked bud |
| It's a 1% return over 3 years.... You can just passively get 3.25% annually. |
| do ya all think silver and gold will remain this valuable or correct in the future? could they become the next "cryptocurrency"? |
| She's no Elizabeth Holmes.... |
| Why is dumping which pussy is selling |
| Buffet invested in ketchup and Zuck invested in metaverse lmao |
| Prump It! Nords gonna Nerd! IceGreen! Let it thaw, brotha! Then, and only then, Timothee Chalemetrics: be careful. Just the right drugs. Struth. |
| Unironically this. |
| They really want to bring PLTR back to 161 huh. They just cant help themselves but to non stop sell everything right? |
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| Da fuck SPY GO BACK UP |
| How am I locking up capital if I am receiving $26K? |
| whats the pattern |
| dance gae bers |
| Wait isn’t the only reason INTC jumped because 🥭 said he invested ? Why wouldn’t you think he’d just pull out his money?\n\nOr am I to regarded to be here |
| should not have sold my MU at 235 for a loss what the hell man |
| AHHHHH |
| # I have a Concept of a Framework of a Deal to lose a lot more Money today ……. 🌮🌮🌮🌮 |
| HATE DAYS LIKE THIS. YESTERDAYS PRICE MOVEMENT WAS PRETTY DUMB ALSO. |
| We're turning sour, aren't we. \n\nWTF! |
| Because the bubble will pop once it knows you entered this trade |
| What, no? increase prices |
| Intel sucks, we know this |
| Ape ceo just bought stock |
| I held my gold calls yesterday, woke up at noon to a pleasant surprise. Tempted to hold again |
| no but i am poor now 🥀 |
| Gold just does not disappoint lmao wtf |
| And there’s the top |
| Priced in |
| Lol bools |
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| Have you ever heard of the term “Sell the news” bud |
| You should keep trying though. What are you, a quitter? |
| According to Jim Cramer one should sell SMCI now.. |
| I get its done nothing all day but dropping 20 points is not a rug pull or a drill session |
| Being great again, since 2024 |
| Ayo whats the vibezz |
| Are intel earnings immediately after close? |
| Trillionaire in the house! |
| True. I got in at $71 not very long ago, so I shouldn't complain. |
| With this altitude, you'll be handing out the handy behind the Wendy's dumpster in no time! \n\nDon't be a pussy. Change your life tomorrow. |
| Funniest and most true thing I’ve read today |
| either rug pull starting or shaking out paper hands |
| Just full ported ASTS 180 leaps. Used whatever margin I could too. Would've gone higher but that's unfortunately the highest strike available.\n\n2 years to reach 230 breakeven... that might genuinely be the easiest guarantee of our lifetime. Could see this at 300 by march, 1000 EOY. |
| Land of the free ladies and gentlemen |
| Ask for the itemized receipts and be a pain in the ass to them. They’ll lower it.\n\n“I have $400 dollars, I’ll either give you that now or pay $5 a month or you can send it to collections.”\n\nThey’ll work with you, just have to advocate for yourself and kind of be a dick/assertive. Fuck ‘em. |
| Spy 😭😭😭😭😭😭 |
| TIL that averaging down on a losing 0DTE position doesn't always work |
| Nice |
| trailing yeah, although the 70+ for forward pe is still pretty high anyway |
| my port dropped $3k in the last 5 mins after a steady climb all day. im\nSensitive to it as its been happening everyday this week to me (except yesterday).. so I guess just on Tuesday |
| More sellers than buyers i heard |
| The Scandinavians are talking about selling |
| Emotions |
| There’s no time, get in the van |
| Say thank you |
| Did bears really think today would be red lmfao |
| #Shit fadin LMAO🤌 |
| Yeah their software side does not have any longevity as the software industry has shown over the years customers will ditch your ass for a similar if slightly worse service eventually if you charge too much. They just seem to be about acquiring and milking as much from customers in the short-term, and like you said just kind of hoping in the long-term big companies are either too lazy to swap or it's just too embedded to make it worth changing. |
| INTEL is likely going to have a positive earnings reaction because the market is never concerned with now, its forward thinking and intel may only bring in a yr to yr decline in revenue of 13 billy but they’re likely going to focus on future guidance rather than past performance |
| You can grill frozen pizzas right? |
| Buying asts at the price it’s at now is mind blowing |
| Bought some 684p 1dte just to be cute, nbd |
| PM of Greenland basically says he has no clue about this deal and F that... |
| ACKKKK |
| This regard means copper not platinum |
| Because I don’t even understand what I’m looking at which means you probably don’t either. |
| Oh shit , still not bad homie ! |
| Thank you for the wisdom |
| because it peaks at 690-691 and then dumps OVER AND OVER. Has been for 3 months now |
| Healthcare is a joke. Took my son to ER last month because we thought he had appendicitis. Hooked him up to IV, did an ultrasound and MRI. Turns out he had a kidney stone. In ER for 5 hours. Sent home with instructions to drink lots of water. Billed my insurance 14k of which I owe 2k. |
| Dang I really cooked us on CRWV huh 😂😂 |
| Maxwells case was on going how would you release something like that? Furthermore if Trump has nothing to hide why not release it instead of violating the law that passed a few months ago ordering the DOJ to release it? |
| I don't even know what this means |
| Same as your kind |
| Gotta be ASTS |
| It's actually worth 25%. Which isn't ridiculous. |
| Oh no I bought at the peak stock so dumb |
| When u put it like that… calls it is |
| What the fuck? None of the axises or plots are labeled. Are you regarded? |
| AVGO bros why do we live like this |
| 🤷♂️ |
| Who we talkin biut |
| We do not give a fuck |
| https://preview.redd.it/2skfi5mbjyeg1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb4eb6f82a4a174f5ac730b1340202fac93f0f6a |
| It’s not a good trade. The high fill likelihood is a good indicator that this is a stupid order. They’re basically begging you to send it. Don’t send it. You will be some desk dealers EOD easy money. |
| \-0.3% but okay |
| Then why are you here, retard? |
| what was the reason for the selloff |
| There’s blood in the water, buy when others are fearful, etc. I picked up leaps today, see you next year. |
| sold at 2:55 because i thought we'd get some green candles at the 3pm mark lol +30% here but could've been +70% |
| I think its just this day in particular. Def moving differently than anything ive seen |
| Dump it! |
| Intel will piss off the whole tech sector when it tanks like a bitch |
| Their 5k+ P/E makes Tesla look undervalued |
| Imagine buying a company that made 14 mil in rev last quarter and has a negative 80 PE ratio. Regards |
| Of course, months of shitting the bed and the moment I sell a fat META CC, it decides to rocket 5.5%. The highest I've ever fucking seen it jump in the last 6 months.\n\nFuck my goddamn life dude. I'm going to get assigned and lose my ass on this shit. \n\nGODDAMNIT DUDE. |
| Thank you for letting us know |
| **The government is going to end up bailing out these AI companies at a scale we have never seen before.** |
| Office 365 down. here comes the calls... |
| and so it began son, $INTC was tasked that night, ahead of ER, to save the markets. Unfortunately, even Nana couldn't help it. |
| my calls seem fooked 🥀 |
| Nah. YOU are the reason |
| Fuck off Spy, just running back to where it opened |
| Why my equity curve look like Seattle skyline |
| If INTC goes back to $20 I'll die laughing lol |
| crazy dump |
| Looks really good and safe to me boss just go forward with it |
| I don’t buy that the consumer demand is there with the current cost of living. I think he said they’d go for $20-30k |
| Ouch. I had 109c and sold for a 3x. Now it's 10x. |
| Rent free |
| Locking up a lot of capital for that return. |
| Agreed but Same As AMD and other growth stocks |
| Just look at SPY the last 3 months and just follow the CLEAR pattern. Its that easy |
| Foreign governments and enterprises are dumping dollars for gold and other assets. They're negotiating deals without the USA. Inflation gonna be fun in the next few years. |
| What tell's you that Brown Dog |
| We used to get about a week before TACO. |
| Intel is dumping like Grampy without his prostate |
| See you next week? |
| COPX calls today, hold until mid year. |
| Yep. Totally normal... |
| Are you crying about being down less than $5k? You are softer than a marshmallow salad |
| Is sour hour happening again |
| Give the regard a break. He’s a Tesla fanboy. He believes in imaginary sex robots 😂 |
| Me, now a longterm POET investor 😎👍 |
| Nah shes hot as fuck and works for apple so I could knock her up and she would pay me child support 🤌🏻 |
| damn I think it’s gonna drill the final\nHr |
| Man I timed figma and ttd just right. Yesterday I said I'm going to buy the biggest pieces of shit I can find . It worked |
| I am going to climb mount Carvana! It is the tallest peak in the world. It makes Mount Everest look like your penis and mount Carvana look like her boyfriends penis! Love this stock. I climbed up mount Carvana with equipment they made from the new technology of used cars! |
| FOMO and not understanding it has no business being worth 30% of Verizon. |
| Because not doing it would be dumb. |
| Think I’ll be holding my AMD calls overnight |
| RDDT obviously |
| WHY ARE WE DUMPING FUCK MY CHUNGUS LIFE |
| Whoever loaded up on ASTS calls from yesterday’s lows must be laughing their ass off |
| Robots are going to bore a tunnel thru mars and then autonomous vehicles will drive thru it |
| That shit rugs and goes up 10% every week, take profits and re-enter would be my advice |
| Should’ve said “currently” |
| Spy 695 tomorrow or I quit till next week |
| Thank you SPX. Sold my puts for 2k gain. |
| Scare about what? Making money? |
| You’re talking to a 🐻 femboy |
| # Space force, Tech force, Board of Peace, Legion of Good\n\n# zzzzzzZzZZZ |
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| Investing isn't a team sport.\n\nBut yes, if you made any profit from a meta call you should take it and sprint in the other direction |
| Sold my calls at 499.50 and im upset |
| Hi my name is options trader and I’m regarded as fuk |
| Of all the companies…. Why?!? |
| What’s ameta with it? |
| They were rocketing the last several weeks even days when everything else was red so 🤷♂️ |
| SPY is not being very cash money right now |
| I sold lol 4x good enough for me haha was just for fun |
| Girl I’m talking to just sent me a Pepe the frog meme. She might be the one boys 😩 |
| What idiots is still buying asts. |
| Me too, I’d be up another $150 per call |
| RETARD RETARD RETARD |
| Honestly that’s what I did all of last year and now I’m worried I’ll fuck it all up later in the year lmfao |
| The company I work for is seeing a lot of people wanting to move out of AVGO's / Broadcom's enterprise software / SaaS offerings. I also used to work for the Symantec (enterprise side, not Norton side) group that was bought out by Broadcom. Broadcom's whole model was to lock in their enterprise customers into their ever-growing suite of tools and crowd out all other offerings, and to ditch the smaller customers. Maybe that's starting to bite them now. |
| >all the market knows is sell\n\nYear on year all time highs |
| who was that? |
| Platinum will revert to its true value: 1 platinum piece is worth 10 gold pieces, while 1 gold piece is worth 10 silver pieces (or 5 electrum pieces). |
| I sold too early. Fack |
| I’ll pay a 1% expense fee for the inverse op ETF. What’s the ticker? IVOP? |
| Full self driving since 2015 am I right? |
| Should I sell my meta call? I’m really scared |
| Green being a better color is all the strategy you really need. |
| >You don't know about TACO yet after all this time?\n\nRead my first comment brother. I was specifically talking about that being predictable. Please learn2read. |
| Intc go down to 41 for me |
| Oh, look… Another orange day |
| Those bitches overcharge me? PROFIT??? Who said they can make money! \n\nMe personally, I work for free. |
| Wow that is impressive |
| What are they gonna do? Start selling ads for revenue? lmao |
| Pretty crazy that Nvidia pumped like the game company solely off Turbo Nerds who knew the name by the card they put in their Virginity rigs. Now they are in bed with Planatir and mass government surveillance companies and gamers think they are an evil mega Corp. Probably should have done more DD.\n\n(I also own a Virginity rig) |
| Should I sell my asts 115 calls exp 1/30? Or let it ride |
| If you have a big enough port it's probably easier to just pay the ER |
| This guy really scammed his way to being a trillionaire lol. Inspiring |
| Stairs up, elevator down |
| the dollar is now back to 0,85(compared to the euro), it's falling below orange trade war talks regarding greenland. weird |
| Rob O'Tesla |
| NOOOO |
| All the market knows is sell. Yesterday was never supposed to happen. We will be going right back down. Watch. |
| Yup |
| Fake dump to be followed by massive AH pump |
| 🐻 initiation is to take a dump while the market sells off |
| next leg up you mean |
| Bet |
| Same you holding? |
| Rat poison |
| Tesla was going to have FSD by today right now. |
| Lol same, as always.\n\nWon't complain about a quick 20% gain though |
| Man this stupid fuck was talking so crazy he shook me outta my positions at break even, now everything rocketing without me |
| Those 688p lottos are hitting 🤑🤑🤑 |
| Even if earnings screw you, you've still got some time to bounce back up. GL |
| Yeah, there’s a silver shortage. |
| Tempted to buy 100 for scratch card economics. I might win £10 😂 |
| Find the next asts and don’t make the same mistake lmao |
| Please which stock to swing trade :(? |
| Mostly stock but yeah im doing very well. |
| Google dimensional fund advisors etf list - should take you where you need to go to look up the prospectus of all of their funds. I typically aim for a 55/45 domestic/international split (with 12 of the international really being emerging markets). Technically they are primarily focused on value, among other factors, but they are backed by years and years (and 6 Nobel economics prizes) of research. Ben Felix is a great YouTube channel that discusses their investment strategy. |
| Fucking brutal |
| THATS ALL YOU GOT BEARS 🤣🤣🤣 |
| 🤫 |
| Ohhh look a dandelion ! Last one of the season |
| It's called a bubble. Everyone riding the wave |
| No the brag would be saying I’m up 11k for the month |
| Sour hour incoming =( |
| Ffs sake what now? |
| Well, they always go to the right |
| ASTS absolutely blasting |
| And doubled my Dow Jones puts today using DIA |
| dam sold my puts too early |
| KTOS is like "everyone else is being cool and green and I'm just gonna be a bitch and lose another 5%." |
| asts is a dear friend of mine |
| RPG money lol |
| pretty gay little slide these past 30 mins |
| Dang that’s pretty good steamy dump |
| Finally some movement! Bring this down to 686 |
| \nI bought back the short term ones I sold yesterday at 119. I’ll get longer dated ones if we continue higher tomorrow |
| terrain, terrain\n\npull up, pull up |
| Step 6. That never happens. |
| It’s gonna pop! 😔 |
| SPY 685 soon, flat by close |
| Brag |
| Pumps are for day trades only |
| 😳 sorry for your loss bro. That will haunt you for the rest of your lif6 |
| Internal dialogue: they seemed upset I hired a bunch of people from Goldman last time, maybe I should try blackrock and expect a different outcome. |
| #SNDK's IV is insane. Expected movement is 400% LMAO🤌 |
| I mean the downside is pretty small right now 50 shares Xan only lose you 150 |
| Dumpy time |
| Reddit took away our custom emojis that everyone used and added Reddit Answers that nobody uses |
| This is the third drop since going up past 200. TBD if it goes down further or shoots up from here. I suspect earnings should be great and they will show additional growth and it should shoot up. So I’m in. That’s where my moneys at. But reality is any bad metric will shoot it back down and hard considering the recent drop. And in the days leading up to earnings no way to now what the market gods will decide. History for this stock is a big drop doesn’t just stop after a few days though. A quick turnaround would be a good sign though. |
| The one piece is real |
| Buy more |
| Meta rug tomorrow. So eazy to predict |
| 🥂 |
| That's called the Ponzi premium |
| It will move up or down |
| I just looked at the ASTS chart on my Webull app. I can see where I drew lines in 2024 when it pulled back from $33 to $20. Apparently thought “nope”. |
| That's why I won't sell my XWEL. Reverse split and dropped so many times I now have 1 share worth 33 cents. It would literally cost more on the transaction fee than I would get from selling. Permanent reminder.\n\nLuckily I didn't put much into it. |
| bet spy pumps harder than your wife's BF in 30 min |
| Hahah you’re right took some good bets on PLUG but nothing that meets the submission reqs. @7k RN but will take bigger bets when I reach 25k within 18 months |
| Yeah IV has come down some |
| We're finally taking AVGO out behind the woodshed. It was a good run. |
| Why do none of you degenerates upvote this thread? |
| Sell now please |
| Alright TMC |
| Index red from opening price lol |
| Show me the money!!!! I meant to get into some options a couple of weeks ago but got distracted. You must be printing $$$ at this point on calls |
| If anyone ever feels bad about a trade just know I sold 20k ASTS shares at $2 a share (40k). It would be worth 2.2m now. |
| META and RDW pumped my port today |
| it worries me that gold and silver continue to grow, (in regards to the global economy). the dollar starts to lose value again as well, despite orange not having a trade war with europe. something is going on |
| 3/3 on trades today. not bad |
| Yes sir, she get to enjoy with all that money she hid |
| He bought? Duump it. |
| This is like amc stock now. |
| Same for me for tesla. I took a $900 payout instead of holding for a $10k payout. |
| Why is AVGO getting beat down |
| The book is thin. Send help. |
| BTGO anyone? |
| Your calls are fucked |
| Dumpers |
| losing it on other stupid bets |
| Vol |
| Think I might move to Minnesota , looks fun rn |
| I’m holding these Apple calls through the night 🙌 about to get smoked lol |
| anyone not buying here is either smart or stupid |
| Market isn’t even dropping it’s literally just Apple |
| So it'd just report no driving whatsoever right? Wouldn't they catch on? |
| Ah yes the best kind of chart: two nondescript lines that aren’t matched on the axes. |
| I don't know if your comment makes sense. Americans are too dumb to be arrogant. |
| I will believe it when I see the stock price move by more than $2 in 6 months |
| https://preview.redd.it/gu5fawlwgyeg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1221b06cbb3ffd1dd87755b38d69da2cbf94e728 |
| META strong like bull |
| wtf is everyone doing with their 100% gain in GLD? Do I just start making regarded bets to harvest or what |
| I mean it’s so obvious they’re going to make it waterfall at the end of the day. Just fucking dump it |
| More sellers than buyers |
| Buying SPY puts at 691 earlier was a no brainer. I’m chillin. |
| 690 puts printing |
| Im an s&p bagholder |
| Tard splainer here\n\n\n\nBecause it up 277% in the last year\n\n \nTard splainer out, like your net worth |
| Drill baby drill 🫠 |
| I’m down 27% on their stocks. Good thing it’s a small position. Relatively cheap lesson on why I don’t pick stocks. |
| Keep HODL |
| same pattern as last 5 days, sour hour sell off into close? |
| Please do so we all know when the top is in. 🙂 |
| RUGGING RIGHT NOW |
| AMA: I bought SLV 87 put 30 dte when it was over 87 and it is now worth less now that SLV is lower |
| # You want a V????\n\n# More like \n\n# Violent pounding for your Vagina. |
| I missed on this but bought the 2x levered security on it to catch up. |
| What is GTLB doing!? More takeover news, maybe? |
| She was also worth hundreds of millions if not billions at one point. Who doesn't want a sugar momma? You can just close your eyes. |
| same reason we pumped |
| I’ve never related so hard to a comment. 100% this fuck all those chuds with their RPG money and stupid space shit |
| When you scalp some ASTS calls for a quick 100% gain in the morning, but check back later to see they would’ve been a 800% gain \n\n🤢 |
| Boooo, should have just held the 0 DTEs and closed the app\n\nAh well, still a +2.2k day |
| nikka i stole dat |
| I really should just port ASTS whenever it has a steep drop again.\n\nI had enough dough to grab a few 4/17 130C yesterday, tempted to call it a win and close. |
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| Rug rug rug rug rug rug rug….. |
| An entire day of gains gone in minutes, holy fuck can we go one day without a rug??? |
| I think anyone with at least 5k is lol. Just need to be all in before a parabolic event you’re on the right side of. |
| im not feeling it. time to buy |
| Reddit is a leftist echochamber. It is terrible. |
| 2:15 puts printing as planned. Long wait |
| BOL lol |
| Is the merger happening though? |
| Dump baby |
| Classic EOD sell off |
| Lmao cliff diving |
| It is for retards |
| WTF HAPPENED TO SPY |
| Bass pro shop banned me from taking a shit there |
| Today |
| Bought a 100c for ASTS this morning and had no idea it was gonna pay off this fast |
| WHY ARE WE CRASHING AHHHH |
| speak now |
| INTC prediction? |
| here comes the rug pull |
| Serves you VOO cuckbois right, pick out stocks like a real man |
| Tsla |
| pray |
| Is SPY going to rug tomorrow? |
| On your other hand you can tattoo "don't listen to lefty" |
| You thought a company that wants to spend almost 2 years revenue, not profit, on another company would bounce back right away? |
| There’s the cliff if you guys need to jump off it |
| Buy the dip 🤡🫵😂😂😂 |
| bol anoos gape |
| whoa whoa whoa |
| And my ass barnacles will be president in 2028 |
| Bottom of the 9th in the Silver Ponzi |
| Intel can't possibly drop after earnings, mango and his buddy bought |
| Something like that, abd i also said i kinda like netflix, saw it red and wanted to buy |
| But they make money? I’m in. |
| RUH ROH! |
| I’m going with physical palladium. Palladium is approximately 15x rarer than platinum. |
| Lmao i read this and lookedfi thjought it had crashwed laready thank god |
| If your not buying quantum stocks I don't know what the fuk your doing $RGTI $QUBT $IONQ up over 10k today |
| Bottom is in |
| So my next job is either assembling borgers or spying on every person and shoving ai down my throat, I'll pass and gamble unemployment monet on 0DTE's |
| "Media sources always trying to manipulate the market" |
| Hahahaha good one |
| Im on 8 green days in a row now, should I still come to the market tomorrow |
| what dump? |
| Copper. |
| ASTS ATH by close I have fucking chills |
| why |
| Elevated selling pressure triggering. |
| Anyone holding BULL here ?\n\nAny suggestions? |
| #France said, “I STOLE THAT SHITTT” |
| BAG 7 |
| Im 1 trade away from being on a yacht in fiji sippin on a mojito |
| bols about to get dicked down |
| I’m sure they said the same thing about Yahoo and Blockbuster. I have 470 shares of this dogshit, I want you to be right but we all know. |
| oh dont fkn rug me bitch, come on! |
| Look up how platinum is used in data centers space etc….. it is next. |
| (～￣▽￣)～ |
| Take your remaining money and buy a very large tub of generic vasoline\n\nSet up behind the Wendy’s dumpster\n\nProfit |
| anyone in RKLB or ASTS calls? my god |
| gold and silver continue to surge despite the normalization of trade, interesting |
| I'm with you |
| I'm gonna wait two months then buy probably |
| but they did so well with their \n\n***\*checks notes\**** \n\n200 dollar sock with a hole in it. |
| Their population is approx. the size of Harrisburg PA (50-60k) |
| Theta gang told me there'd be days like this |
| I’ll won’t be greedy in 2027, 2026 ruined😒 |
| Whenever the retarded wbd war is over time to buy nflx calls |
| have you even said thank you once? |
| Just buy and hold shares brother |
| Look at premium on puts |
| No we’re good |
| I remember trading AGQ at $100 in December ahh good times. |
| Low vol as fuck |
| Lol yes all beliefs are Bayesian and without priors or bias, you'd be nonfunctional and dead |
| Hahaha, ya good one man! You’re so witty. |
| ***”NO WRITTEN DOCUMENT MEMORIALIZES THE FUTURE FRAMEWORK FOR GREENLAND, SOURCES SAY”*** |
| Why is he calling me on the phone, does he think it's 1995? |
| I-RAN so far away |
| Delivered by self driving teslas.. Trust me bruh |
| Yeah just use market dude |
| It’s 2026\n\nPrice is a feeling and metrics are dead |
| Just fullport them instead of buying profitable trillion dollar companies like a fool. |
| Power hour never fails to deliver |
| Wow you were right |
| It prob gets rejected at 692 again |
| That would be the play at this point - try to get in calls as close to the bottom as you can. Trick is finding the true bottom though because if you miss and it goes lower and those exp dates can’t compensate.. you know. |
| omg meta wtf |
| MU $440 lottos at close for tomorrow. Fuck it. |
| Go for a jog |
| Brother, I don't know what to tell you but recognizing the patterns of a total fucking moron who has no conviction isn't the same thing as saying he is predictable in his overall actions. I'm sorry you are confused though. |
| And RDDT, ADBE |
| As the cook wills it, it will be come within expectations even during a nuclear winter. |
| will you be able to heat them up? |
| Give them justtttt enough hope to leave them holding their calls |
| can we have one hr of dumping so i can go to strip club tonight thanks! |
| AAPL is crashing the market ahhhghh |
| Sheesh man |
| This may not end well. I’m not confident in their Q4 earnings, crypto was reportedly weak. GL though |
| You dont need to take laxatives, just go to chipotle |
| Ruby and emeralds are soooo rare lets buy more |
| Nothing like seeing a +250% option with a limit sell of a nickel higher, it fails to hit, and instead drops so fast in price you can't enter a limit fast enough. Fucking awesome... |
| cant blame em, those pencil pushers are fearing for their jobs |
| What are they gonna do, quit sending us cannolis and baguettes? 🤣 |
| FUCK GOLD FUCK SILVER FUCK URANIUM FUCK SPACE STOCK FUCK MY LIFE |
| Only the most regarded |
| Haven’t showered in 5 days\n\nAMA |
| EOD |
| same. i've got a cost basis of 91 and change. may end up becoming a long term investor. not exactly what i wanted... |
| I’m with you |
| News is concerted and coordinated American product boycotts |
| Before or after full self driving is implemented? |
| I just want to sleep and make a milly this year |
| Inflation data so fake the market rally |
| Ok, so this is the type of day we end close to open and old me would have gotten wrecked. \n\nClassic |
| Lol. Those numbers are totally real, bro |
| In buying a couple |
| Bought apple calls that expire next week at 420 a contract. Yolo |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/BearContra made a bet that SPY would go to 680.0 within **1 day** when it was 687.54 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 8 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I need a warm mamacita to feed me tortilla soup, hit me up. |
| Don't give a shit. |
| Silver 100 eow? |
| No catalytic converters on electric cars. That market is declining fast. Platinum can also be recycled and recaptured from old catalytic converters. Meaning new supply isn’t that essential. \n\nGold and Silver have far more uses in electronics and demand is increasing. |
| may he rest in Reese's Pieces. BRUH |
| $MU going above $400 AH |
| Not good enough yet |
| Aww, Eurotards found the downvote button. 😢 |
| Need PLTR to moon. |
| Flattest daily candle weve seen in over a year. Say bye bye to investing lol. Spy 681 until the end of time |
| What play do I make w my last 1k |
| USAR, UUUU, MP gang |
| And here... we... go. |
| You’re a fool if you don’t realize how loathed we are worldwide and how that will affect conspicuous US brands. |
| SPY bouncing off VWAP .. if this bitch breaks back to lows the day |
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| Their entire port most likely consists of neoclouds and crypto |
| europe and asia are unwinding on positions every time we near highs |
| It hit someone’s $251 price for block sell |
| When calls expire worthless it will |
| Fake out before the break out |
| Sunken cost blah blah blah |
| Here we go V |
| Not rly |
| Enough to make up for my losses. So like 5? |
| calls calls calls |
| Someone forgot to tell Nasdaq that today is a green day. |
| i dont play SPY, its been sitting at the same peak for 3 months. i just comment on it cuz its all wsb seems to gaf about on the daily\n\nall my shit in DELL, INTC, SLV, SILJ, IBRX,RCAT and DGXX |
| IRAN? |
| Didn’t it do this before where it got absolutely prolapsed then it climbed out to insane highs? |
| Trump is like a WSBer who keeps using a dumb "strategy" for profit without realizing that the "system" will eventually break down and all gains will be lost and then some. I learned this from my gay uncle, may he rest in Reese's Pieces. Good gal. Loved the movie ET. |
| Believe it or not, bankruptcy |
| Why do you like it? Is expensive right now from a valuation perspective |
| Iren |
| Meta pump was pretty wild, so I decided to write a CSP on its leveraged ETF. There is no way this goes tits up. |
| the demand for gold since it eclipsed platinum price has nothing to do with industry |
| Down |
| Most likely |
| Just need to jump on it. |
| HOOD is not the house |
| 690c expiring tomorrow night be good |
| Do you know who the fuck I am? |
| What’s going on with SLS |
| IREN if you could stop being gey that would be great |
| because I just don't understand: read this and tell me if the company deserved a dump of -6% after earnings release mmmmkay?\n\nTotal orders of $27.0B, +74%;\n\nTotal revenue (GAAP) of $12.7B, +18%; adjusted revenue\* $11.9B, +20%;\n\nProfit (GAAP) of $2.9B, +24%; operating profit\* $2.3B, +14%;\n\nProfit Margin (GAAP) of 22.4%, +120 bps; operating profit margin\* 19.2%, (90) bps;\n\nContinuing EPS (GAAP) of $2.31, +32%; adjusted EPS\* $1.57, +19%;\n\nCash from operating activities (GAAP) of $2.1B, +59%; free cash flow\* $1.8B, +15%\n\n \nLooked at it? Yea. This is GE Aerospace....this dump is fake af. |
| RDW?? kaboom |
| You are all behind, Palladium is where its at. |
| 1k in 1dte intc puts!!!! |
| y |
| How many do you want son? |
| What a horrifying dump |
| It's overvalued. That's why it's down |
| Prediction markets have combinations |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/WarenBoffet made a bet that SPY would go to 694.0 within **4 hours** when it was 688.951 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 6 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Any point holding a 695c expiring tomorrow till tomorrow? |
| more like chockful of cum |
| just fill my order you hor |
| Short Ericsson, results coming tomorrow red as f 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈 |
| Probs 25% |
| You were saying? |
| So are tankers just up for grab? Like can I get one? |
| Can we set up an OP inverse? Im looking to make some money as it just so happens. |
| Yea man, looking like the start of the avalanche 🙁 |
| 🤖🍆💦 |
| HAH… and Tesla owners will be able to make revenue by having their cars operate as Robotaxis by the end of 2019. |
| #Did AAPL slip on an apple?\n\nWTF was that price movement??? |
| Uppies pls |
| Either 0 or 100 |
| End of day pump looks lucky |
| Our GDP will only be 4.1% next year? 😢 |
| I bought NFLX after it dropped 30% and I'm still getting blown out lmao |
| Shit…I seen this before |
| Grabbed spx calls for Monday and Tuesday let’s hope it rips |
| Uh, where did my AAPL calls go? |
| But how much did you make |
| PUMP THAT SHIT |
| Mr promises to pump stock |
| Lmao think about the data they’re worth more than 100 on that alone. |
| \-30% day incoming |
| You know |
| The humanoid can be your wife’s next boyfriend |
| Oh no, Denmark is boycotting American products. Oh the horror. A country with less people than most states is boycotting us. What will we do? |
| still seems fake |
| Flipping to 0 DTE calls, seems like these random moving averages matter for some reason to the algos right now\n\nTrading out if we go below 689.40 though |
| Last 15 min. 100% |
| Yea fuck em I got burned too. Lol twice. Down like $4k on two different Netflix positions in the last year. \n\nSold the last of it earlier this week and rolls it into GLD and SNDK lol. |
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| That’s what happens when we’ve reached peak valuations and liquidity is tight |
| Lol i’m not taking this bait. If you have to ask why you’re in the right place. |
| Sbux said NOPE |
| Wait for a dump and then buy puts cause that's the trend |
| Apple took 5 hours to go up +0.75%\n\nAnd literally 10 minutes to lose it all, no news just algos. |
| intel down or up? |
| Called it 😉 |
| Yeah I'm also in position cause of reddit. Bent down. |
| Need a stable genius to announce a new stimmy to really crank this shit up. |
| nop at all , if i am bullish i dont need to ask here , i am really curious to see different views on RDDT current condition |
| Don’t blow it tomorrow |
| reloaded calls here, mango give me a tweet |
| ok whew, time to buy more calls |
| huh? |
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| France took a tanker? Well damn \n\nYall hate them now too? LMAOOO |
| If you didn’t make money on RKLB and A S T S this week you ain’t black |
| this shit is chalked |
| Unless it’s a power hour straight past SPX 7000 I am toasted. See you tomorrow |
| Like rn |
| Danish chicks are hot too |
| Mastering the buy high, sell low strategy this week |
| This dipshit and Donald have definitely had a conversation or two about trying to bend reality by blatantly lying. They both do it in the exact same way, knowing that when the bill comes due, they'll just drop it and lie about something else to keep the con going. Fucking gross. To go from a successful tech entrepreneur to a lying conman is quite a fall. |