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| Unlike dotcom, many (all?) of these dogshit ai startups tho have never gone public and never will. They'll just dissolve. |
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| Terrible |
| Iran is 4% of the global oil supply and it sells exclusively to China. I love the expert geopolitical analysis from wsb regards... |
| At first, I read as TPB\n"Unleaded tastes a little tangy, Supreme is kind of sour,and Diesel tastes pretty good" |
| How do u check? |
| AI isn't a bubble, no one's going bankrupt. The fact hyperscalers are currently making record profit despite their insane investments should tell you how undervalued they are right now.\n\n\nNeoclouds and mag7 + TSMC/Samsung will moon like nothing ever seen before within 5 years, it's a historical tech revolution you absolutely want to be a part of |
| Ya Köch |
| Good day to hold oil futes |
| They peed on it. you can smell them |
| I planned ahead and bought an ev. Get bent, gassholes! |
| Who’s bro Mein Port? That’s racist. |
| just came home after grandson's inertia tour show\n\nfucking epic\n\nhe is pretty anticapitalist tho, so dont tell him im on this sub |
| Venezuela was because he forgot to fill the strategic national oil reserves last year.\n\n\nOopsie poopsie.\n\n\nOutta missiles, outta oil...not running low on AIPAC calls though. |
| BOLLS ARE FOCKED: THIS IS BEAR TERRITORY NOW |
| I’m an ugly loser. So easy. |
| 20 mins ago?\n\nhttps://x.com/AdameMedia/status/2030402771816460432 |
| The “nothing ever happens” guy must’ve been shot back in early 2025 |
| Look it up, check my weekend comments. I totally called the last few huge reversals. Not that you will, I wouldn't, but nevertheless. Even called the massive silver drop last Friday beforehand |
| Taxes? lol |
| Might be priced in already no? Fedex down from $387 to $358 since the start of the war and UPS is down from $116 to $102. Granted, if this continues they might dip further than they are now which is why I have a UAL strangle rn. |
| He probably thinks he’ll get player of the year too, exactly as likely as a nobel prize actually |
| Apparently the pics are ai generated. Who knows. Truth is the first casualty, always |
| It’s like 1.6 million dollars |
| Retail investors buy oil....Sophisticated investors buy "I did that" stickers with whatever current POTUS is in office pointing up, and stick them on the pump. |
| Why the downvotes? Are y'all implying I should be a gay bear? 😖 |
| Woke up hungover as fuck, wore my shirt inside out to the gym and im on the toilet for the 3rd time today someone fucking kill me already. |
| That's assuming oil will stay high for the foreseeable future. And assuming both companies don't raise prices to correct for margin loss. Also assuming the institutions even care... they usually just take ppls 401k contributions and buy and hold index funds. But other than that I guess your thesis is solid lol I bought puts on doordash..much shittier company than ups and fedex gl regard |
| Don’t tell the idiots in this sub that. They all are crying about going “cash gang”. Everybody begs for a dip like last year April and when we get one, everybody starts crying that this time is different . No wonder everybody on here is poor. They don’t know how to invest. Wild. |
| Uncle Sam needs your contribution. Those GBUs and B52 are expensive |
| Can't afford gas anymore so Iran |
| There's always FIFA 2030 |
| ER kinda ruined other games for me too lol. you should check out the DLC if you haven't yet |
| thats like 6 months rent in Switzerland good job brother |
| Asking the congress of retards felt on brand for reddit. Figured I’d get a few outside opinions too, and yeah… 0dte NDX sounds like a great way to speedrun losing the gains haha |
| Iran purposely destroying Oil infrastructure in the region might be the biggest brain move in generations. Instead of popping off on Israel, they popped off on Saudi. 🥭 can win a war, but he will get raped by his own people if gas goes to $5/gal because he wanted to play war. |
| You should go out more lol. |
| Weekend oil. Up 3% |
| Luckily I didn't get my paycheck yet otherwise I would've blown it |
| They're about to get Alan snackbarred |
| Woke slop is temporary. The back log is eternal |
| He sure as hell won’t ever get one now |
| Just dont sell. Everything will bounce back in a few years..... |
| Sir the racially sensitive term is AI |
| Of course he would. He’s a syphilitic narcissist surrounded by drunk halfwits |
| I had an inkling that something was about to happen in the Middle East.\n\nI live near MacDill Air Force Base, which is home to CENTCOM. Over the past few months, the amount of fighter jet activity increased significantly. I'm talking about going from a fighter flyover every few months to several happening a day. Then, right before the attack, it all stopped around the same time reports emerged of American F-22s and F-35s showing up at Israeli bases. |
| You can come out of the closet. You’re safe here |
| 102 |
| agree, really liked it |
| Its hard to face the cold hard truth |
| If we were drawn into this shit I’d be called in for service. But I would tell them good luck, cos I’m sitting this one out. The game ain’t the same with these drones and shit. Bombs and missiles = also insanely gay. I’ve served as rifleman in the infantry, as sniper and recon. Hell, for the love of the game put me out in the bush with my rifle and a spotter, but ain’t no way I’m falling victim 15 minutes into the fight to some nerd sitting somewhere cosy AF playing with a drone. Either the world leaders can fight this out hand-to-hand or we need to fight this out with 100 % war robots or something. Shit isn’t about skills or stamina anymore, mostly about coward technology and gay warfare. \n\nTl;dr modern warfare is gay. |
| If Iran really did capture some US soldiers, I really did bet in the wrong direction on this one. |
| No matter how stupid you think you are you're not as retarded as Americans and the guy that started a war without a plan. |
| Awww shit |
| Too bad they ruined it with the add campaign. Literally spoiled the movies hook by renaming it when it didn't do good in the box office |
| Definitely |
| What do you guys think if he did get that nobel peace prize, would he do everything the same? |
| Tendies strat: wait two earnings reports from now buy FD puts on UPS, FDX. Elevated gas prices will ruin their fucking margins. It's probably the single biggest contribution margin hit for a delivery service. |
| Pullback at 100 ? |
| At best |
| Statistically you’re due 5 good offers.\n\nCongrats! |
| If the market opened right now would it be down? Tell me! |
| Groupon is still public? |
| Why leave? It’s safe, warm, consistent employment |
| lol both of these are trash. |
| *bitches! |
| Who buys extra gas? |
| Nah, just blame everything on the broker. |
| https://preview.redd.it/msh5iakt6png1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=7988d4eeeb092f1fbf6058138ddab21989e73608 |
| FED cutting rates but unlikely to happen |
| lol A+ effort. An alternative to cash over the weekend. Us degends wouldn’t waste that day of buying power. |
| lmao get fucked autocuck |
| Refresh reddit |
| Smart, those are all franchised so not subject to mass closures. You can also parlay off the $6.99 footling deal - the marketing writes itself |
| Rookie numbers |
| Taco about to give him them the John McCain treatment |
| Maybe but when it's way up dow seems to be Sunday and same if it's down so yeah |
| Fuck this I'll play Elden Ring for a 3rd time. No other fun games to play |
| Justified |
| I’m convinced a SpaceX IPO is the worst possible thing that can happen for TSLA stock. |
| Same and that's gonna suck at the pumps |
you do realize ur comment history isn't completely hidden right  Blocked www.reddit.com |
| don't doubt it have you seen the gigantic refinery fire in Iran? Looks like Israel won't have issue destroying their infastructure related to oil.\n\nOil gonna skyrocket I see zero pullback in the near future. |
| You can still sell a cash secured put and get assigned to get around that if you want. |
| I severely fucked up last week closing some of my puts and futures shorts. |
| Get this non-freedom garbage out of there! We only post in patriotic languages !! |
| Google weekend oil price it's the ig website same one that has nasdaq and dow |
| Criminally underrated movie |
| #Fill your gas tanks now!! ⛽️ |
| Its like 3 fat basement nerds trading pokemon cards on the weekend dow |
| Don't like it that Obama started this war, wat was he thinking? |
| Their pay needs to be tied to results 5+ years out. \n\n\n\nIt's too common at this point... |
| I am quoting authoritative sources, "plants, algae, and bacteria" |
| Remy is eating Cashlows face right now. RIP |
| Why is YouTube music queue so fucked up |
| Iran was never pursuing nukes. |
| Where do you see that? |
| We literally used them on Japan in the EXACT SAME SITUATION AS THIS |
| Weekend oil up 3 percent lol |
| Double or nothing. No fear! |
| I agree that is 200 plus scenario. Spr (half empty) not going to help very much. |
| I know that. I wasn't really referring to them. Greater Israel does not include Iran. |
| Weekend oil up 3 percent bro |
| Hopefully just the ones here rooting for things to get worse because they think it will make them $100 |
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| Ya Allah, did you mean to visit r/MuslimNoFap? In challah you will be victorious.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| #[AWW YEAH](https://youtu.be/imxxWDgGJOg)\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| *This “pivot.” Is it in the room with us now?*\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Looks like you're not fucking eating either\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Lel white boobs. Fap fap fap fap fap bagholder spotted ! Guh sell oh my gourd l've been hit by a bus and I spilt my choccy milk. What will my Muslim wife think when I stopped doing no fap? I'm not fucking selling. Illuminati is watching. I must pivot before it's too late |
| I've done 500 applications. Still no offer. |
| Paper gold from a country with no capital gains tax |
| Im a staunch advocate that the world needs to elect only hotties and thotties |
| VLADIMIR STOP |
| So you could save like $10 on gas? |
| Fair |
| Soon |
| hahaha I did my time brother.\n\nNone for me |
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| So anyone else look at bearhunters history recently?\n\n\nIs it a cry for help because he lost it all?\n\n\nOr is he just doing his usual cry for attention?\n\n\nPlace your bets people! |
| Gonna rewatch Edge of Tomorrow tonight\n\nGotta be prepared for an alien invasion next based on 2026 bingo so far 👽🛸\n |
| 🌁 |
| They cancelled a planned exercise for the 82nd Airborne. And there's no explanation for where the troops are now. And they're moving a third carrier group over there.\n\n Odds of TACO dropping. |
| To be real hegseth legit seems dumb. As does Rubio. Like I think mango is smarter than they are |
| They had a backlog for years. The US just blew through years of production in the last week. They'll want to replace those patriots. No wonder trump was getting on their ass about increasing production. |
| Where we think oil open tomorrow? |
| Soo..how many of you guys are in risk of being sent to Iran? |
| !Banbet TSLA $382 5d |
| Selling naked calls |
| You guys need a younger presiden over there. The old one always gets angry and start some random wars. |
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| Fuck |
| We'll see ber, my track record on calls is impeccable. This doom nonsense never works because.... Nothing ever happens |
| So who else got cucked by that robinhood IPO. Immediate -15%. |
| OP had a shot to get me out of the Wendy's dumpster. The temerity. |
| #On average it now takes 100+ job applications to get one good job. This number used to be 20 just a few years ago. LMAO🤌 |
| I’m also offended he didn’t convert this to freedom dollars from whatever nonsense this is |
| # SUFFERING!!!!!!!! AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA PLEASE MAKE IT STOP HAHAHAHAHAHA |
| There's like 25 people on camels with rocket launchers left |
| Barron? |
| Good\nBuy Telesat buy oil buy defense |
| I have decided to drive to a bespoke butcher for fancy meats to grill this evening. The only way to stop this hangover is another bottle of wine. And if I’m gonna open nice wine I should have some nice meats too. |
| me at the absolute worst time to buy:\n\n"ALL IN LFG!"\n\nme at the best most profitable time to buy:\n\n"I AIN'T BUYIN'!" |
| I promise you that losing 20m barrels per day from the international oil market for perhaps months is not priced in |
| Lol |
| IMO a new inflation wave would make a recession guaranteed |
| Iran just captured some dudes. So yeah probs not. \n\nhttps://x.com/deitaone/status/2030403155737895355?s=46 |
| too poor to buy anything besides expired hotdogs and instant noodles |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 672.0 before 06-Mar-2026 04:47 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| The peace of mind of having your own house and space is immeasurable. |
| Go on a hike? |
| He’s got dementia who knows |
| I need a 🌮 by open |
| You get drunk again ofc |
| "Yeah, huh, yep. I know some of these words.” |
| Is this Mango tweet just meant to edge? Its clearly a sign that TACO is near (i hope so for my port's sake). |
| Ditto. I have some metals and commodities as an inflation hedge if it lasts a long time too. |
| 😂 |
| Oh fuck yes. We are so fucking back.\n\n\nLet's get retarded in hyah. |
| While our orange retard speedruns societal collapse I am destroying a double chicken guac bowl.\n\nI will not be deterred. |
| Tell me you're from Switzerland without actually telling me you're from Switzerland: "My dad and people in his circle.." |
| Fair. Thanks man |
| With Intel, Oracle, FedEx, UPS, Block, GM, and every other company under the sun laying off 10-30k+ employees each nobody, NOBODY could have seen those jobs numbers coming.\n\nNobody! |
| I wouldn't look at Tesla vs BYD as a binary trade.\n\nBYD has a GREAT battery business, and the new blade is no exception. In fact, Tesla uses the current blade battery in made in china vehicles and will probably use the new one as well. Tesla uses batteries from CATL, BYD, LG energy, Panasonic, and their own. There are trade barriers and lots of incentives to build domestic battery production in the US, so Tesla continues to ramp it's own production, and also is taking over GM's abandoned LG energy project. Tesla will essentially buy all the batteries they can get from whomever. Wish I could buy just the battery business and not the auto business. \n\nBYD's auto business, however, is pretty meh. High volume on very low margins and their offerings don't really have any differentiation from 20 other Chinese brands. One of the big problems is BYD was essentially hiding massive amount of debt off balance sheet by dragging out payments to their suppliers as far as they could. The government had to step in and tell them to knock it off. They are not a direct competitor with Tesla because they are generally a cheaper class of auto. Tesla is competing more with Xiaomi, Li Auto, Expeng.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7wuef81b4png1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1b4b7d275c788944f54020d9a2f636e6934bba2 |
| Pumped for f1 tonight. |
| Selling a covered call gives you a credit, and the joke is that SPY keeps diving every time it gets close to $700, meaning you will never have to sell your shares at $700 and can keep selling calls until the heat death of the universe to make money. |
| Car wrecks and cancer |
| I have done 90 percent of this. Currently in the music stage. |
| 900s seems crazy high but I did also hear a rumor about a much higher death toll than what is currently reported. |
| I got 27 racks in it. Down 5k |
| …., beautiful friend |
| You won’t be able to get it registered and street legal. BYD has no models certified for U.S. Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards or EPA rules.\n\nThe car needs to be at least 25 years old to get around this. That is why 25+ year old Japanese imports are popular. |
| Yeah to be fair, you didn't need to be an insider to see what trump was doing last year with tariffs 🤣 |
| Set up a 2 year residential gas contract before companies were able to react and raise the price |
| take this horseshit back to TikTok “in the 900s” lmao ok retard |
| Maybe the Israelis. They are in the hundreds. Some of the BM's are getting through the dome. |
| Set aside money for taxes; set aside some for yourself; put some in TQQQ; do it all over again with the rest of |
| people do not realize the insane about of money it takes for the worlds richest company to move that much. |
| https://preview.redd.it/k0m9lcsz3png1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d545d40d9ad47506f52faf22eab443fb159a8897 |
| But your name bro! |
| Yeah they said that during the market on Friday, so not new. The oil field attacks in Saudi are the latest |
| I think they meant full port OTM weekly calls. |
| The Venezuela crude can only be enriched and made useful using oil from Iran. Read up about it. It’s that and the closed loop banking and financial system that Iran was threatening to unravel along with BRIC nations. Oh and the distraction from Epstein files. |
| Good time to fire up those non-goyim space lasers I've been hearing about 🛰️ |
| Shower and get dressed, go grab something to eat at a nice cafe or take out spot, eat it and smoke some weed in a park while listening to music or a podcast. |
| Watching Indy car myself. Good racing actually |
| Its fake brother, come on. |
| All week. Was fast as hell buying up oil calls. But def feeling old af after a night out. |
| Meme without the titties? In this economy?! |
| Run naked on the streets screaming “buy high, sell low” |
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| Witchcraft |
| Green by Monday I’m bullish 📈📈📈📈📈📈 |
| Sooo INSIDER TRADING!? GOT IT! ..hello, FEDS SEC…🗣️ LOCK THEM ALL UP!! Also drop the tip in reddit next time WEASEL |
| Bro’s source is Kristi Noem. |
| “Is this the end” |
| When are you not slow champ? |
| I’m gonna need more info than that regard |
| Source: trust me bro |
| This level of retardation needs to be studied. |
| Are you winning yet? |
| Pray |
| If youre a man and you call yourself a bad bunny you are definitely gay |
| If inflation lights you might want to use the debt and inflate it away, but I still like option 1 better. I prefer a slow payout of debt though, like 1.5x payment schedule for if the war changes. I hate the PMI the most. \n\nI would have a fat cash or cash equivalent for an extended 24 month recession too, and the slow payoff of debt helps extend the war chest.\n\nI just think we have a lot more to drop. It’s possible the value of the dollar will decline too; as it did in the Iraq war late into the conflict. |
| Just let the b2 bombers transport the oil, idoits. |
| Pay off the debt and jump back in at a later date |
| Where’s Marc Rich when you need him |
| I’m bored. What do you do on a gorgeous Saturday afternoon when you’re a wee bit hungover and feeling slow. |
| Most of the people most likely don’t even read what the policy covers. Just getting free annual health screenings are not going to help you. Also, most of the employer sponsored insurance covers 75% cost. But actually the other 25% is the real cost which the employee pays 😝 |
| What needs to happen for Nvidia stock to go to $200? $250? |
| It’s all computer |
| Well said |
| Hood didn’t mess up anything. U didn’t let them know which lots to sell. It’s FIFO. first that comes first that goes. Problem is u not the broker |
| The guy down here 👇 |
| Do people actually believe Iran is currently united under one leader right now???? if so I've got a beachfront in utah to sell you |
| Lmfao no shot |
| So buy the right options |
| Kuwait saying no exports |
| Absolutely, and I've been right every time. Each weekend ber preach WW3, every Monday we moon, for like 5 years now, ber not been right once |
| Well give it to ur dad |
| how funny would it be if everyone moved their money out of *SLACKSTONE* funds on Monday because they're running out of money ☺️ |
| It’s made up egg, just your 🌮moron talking shite, as per. Whilst I’m here, Churchill would have torn him a new asshole fr |
| They attacked oil fields. One got damaged. |
| We open SPX at 7000 and go up from there |
| $150 a barrel oil is gonna cook our asses! |
| A guy I know on reddit says he has Intel from a military source, someone who he can't even suggest due to how much he knows, said the real US death toll is in the 900s |
| I'm so confused about this math. What happened here. |
| That got changed a year ago retard, we are now free to say retard |
| Please don’t escalate until 6pm tomorrow\n\nPlease don’t escalate until 6pm tomorrow\n\nPlease don’t escalate until 6pm tomorrow |
| I closed all my positions yesterday. Currently cash gang and I will focus on buying puts for the next 3 months\n\nThe market is showing all the signs for a little correction.\n\nBe safe regards |
| Downright dumb |
| Oil is going to open at 100$ on Sunday guaranteed |
| Why sex robots is the most lucrative industry & most profitable use case of AI\n\n$100K sex robot\n\nx 10 million units sold per year = $1 trillion revenue\n\n75% gross margin & 60% operating margin = $600 billion in profits\n\nx 25 multiple = $15 trillion company |
| 1. I'm part of r/wallstreetbets \n\n2. I'm retarded\n\n1 and 2 are the same, but basically that. \n\nIf you're asking for my underlying logic.... MSFT crashing from 555 to 430 after beating on both top AND bottom line earnings was still. Then add in how it dropped more with it's P/E near S&P500 level? Made it feel like to GOOG's dip last year (I """"""missed"""""" out on the GOOG dip because my portfolio was already overweight GOOG since the 00s. I believed in GOOG but couldn't buy due to extreme overweight). Started buying MSFT around 430 and will keep buying as it goes down more. \n\nI call cap on BOTH narratives being true:\n\n>*"AI is going to eat everything so we must sell all the software stocks"* narrative \n\n>***AND*** \n\n>the *"AI is just flash with no substance. Just a bubble where the Mag8 get cooked because the over-invested into a meme"*. \n\nIt's either AI drives real productivity or it doesn't. I'd rather bet on the Mag8 than the entire software space. I've been overweight GOOG so MSFT seemed like a good opportunity. |
| Diesel will be higher soon, probably by the end of next week, and that’s the real source of inflation. Moving stuff, growing stuff, and building stuff all require diesel.\n\nWe had a few months of inflation under sleepy. He used the SPR and knocked it down. Mango didn’t bother refilling the SPR when price was at all time low. The fed couldn’t control it and still can’t control it. This is a different animal, it’s global, and there is no easy off button. |
| Do they know that? |
| What do you think is on those tapes? |
| You're not supposed to say retard you retard |
| Someone's over leveraged on calls and it shows |
| That I highly doubt |
| And they always offer right at the bottom of the range. If they advertise $90 to $190 they offer $95 LMAO🤌 |
| Where exactly are these deaths supposed to have occurred |
| Well, fuck. |
| is your dad Trump? |
| Calls on china\n\nAlso holy shit their photonic stuff |
| *“You can’t take the same action as everyone else and expect to outperform.”*\n\n\n— Howard Marks |
| Nah I trust 🥭s totally real numbers |
| And everything else 75% more. Retards gonna retard. By by juduehe |
| Ukraine war over in 1 day! |
| Jokes |
| I don’t think that will have the intended effect |
| The big correction of around 20% happened already over the last months. Mag 7 are as cheap as years ago while still growing fast. Nvidia growing revenue by 70% YoY while still trading for the same price as in August. |
| They never expected the oil ships to stop moving. They kept moving with the war in Iraq. Oil spiked then because of the oil fields being set on fire as the Iraqis retreated back to their own country |
| USA declares victory, Iran declares victory and UK has egg on their face.\n\nI'm fine with that |
| Well, people say Chelsea Clinton made all her millions when she worked for a hedge fund😂🤣😂 with no prior experience |
| When nothing was around to do anything with? |
| I earned more since Monday on leveraged cfd oil, than your whole portfolio is worth buddy. Get real. |
| As gay as the day is long \n\nHe’s not actually I just find that expression funny |
| A military source, someone who I can't even suggest due to how much he knows, said the real US death toll is in the 900s |
| Yes |
| Ecuador |
| With what? |
| That was 300 days ago, so 300 deals. |
| Prediction is Mojtaba gets made supreme leader and Pezeshkian and other moderates get purged within the next 48 hours |
| Did you know you could calculate the effect of oil prices on inflation? |
| > US Envoy Witkoff: I have communicated to Russia not to send targeting info and other assistance to Iran\n\nThanks guv, good looking out 🫡 |
| Any even slightly good news on oil will +2% the market in about 5 seconds... And some of you are ber? LOL As it is with Iran saying they won't bomb other countries is pretty bullish. The doomers are nuts to think the strait will stay closed for long. Get wrecked ber |
| He was gay, bad bunny? |
| Yay! I love my gas doubling in price to own the Chinese. |
| Just like they want. That’s why it’s called FUD 🤌 |
| Yes, I did |
| Everytime i look at USO i jus wanna divorce my wife… “jus close em out i doubt they really wanna risk war” |
| Definitely |
| I mostly agree. only thing that will maybe work is if we cut off their electricity, water, oil refineries and get them to protest. probably only chance |
| You know what this country needs and is probably about to get? A secular bear market. |
| look at UNH, it wasn't even able to recover |
| oh cool explosions!\n\nwait I'm paying? |
| Dont pull a trump card on here |
| Canada? |
| Wait bad bunny is gay? |
| Nah, you need to read it again, no one Said diddling with kids… except for you |
| I don’t understand why do they even buy that kind of insurance policy. It’s sad. I am willing to charge less if They pay me cash. |
| Leave and never come back. Until Monday at open. |
| Quite likely actually. Cut the losses, announce mission accomplished, do the victory lap. Most of the world will be polite enough to pretend it's all true.\n\nThe alternative is to find out if the interceptor stockpile is really big enough to stop cheap Iranian drones from hitting stuff at random, pissing off everyone in the middle east. Then sending in troops when they realize you can't just keep bombing things and hoping for the best. Then realizing that Iran is quite like Afghanistan, both geographically and culturally. |
| Draft or no? |
| Dementia. |
| Thats practically the Capital of PDFs, wont ever be touched |
| Tell me you are insider trading without telling me. |
| Unless the plan is to go full regard, create a reason not to have the mid t’s and there you have it. No elecshiones. I’m betting on a 🌮, but it is anybody’s guess. Shit is unhinged. |
| And meanwhile china is trying to beam solar energy down from low orbit to free up infrastructure and cut costs |
| Take some profits (about 30%), trail another 50% on the 20 daily simple moving average, and move your stop on the rest to break even. |
| Which ones |
| Im fully convinced the DOW is below 50k not because of any real reason other than pure spite and I think thats hilarious. |
| You should get a van and operate out of the back of it. Keep some lolypops for the kids |
| Are going up or down Monday? |
| I love tech gold and silver. |
| Well you gotta tell us why now |
| Good yarn |
| when you diversified your lifesavings between $Trump & $Melania coin & are about to be shipped overseas to fight in the 3rd Iraq war |
| I normally fill up twice a month. A buck a gallon doesn't mean much to me anymore. |
| 90 days. 90 deals. |
| The USO puts I bought on Friday should do well |
| Most of my patients have $7000 deductible insurance and they are not paying me copayments. I am going cash only. |
| Vatican City |
| I looked in my house oil for the year back in January #blessed. |
| Sold 4,000 mid week as well 🤦♂️ |
| Also, it’s a small circle. Who’s gonna go bust? Not OpenAI or Anthropic or Xai or Gemini. It’s not such a vast group of companies that we can’t try to speculate who might kick off the dominos falling. But I can’t think of who this would be outside of some major fraud. |
| 🥭 is desperate to be liked and increasing gas prices in an election year is not it. this shit will not last. |
| Bought XOM cuz I’m an idiot. That’s actually why I stumbled in here just now |
| I thought it was too obvious, so didn't bother selling anything.\n\nMy stocks handled the first dip really well also.\n\nThe second larger one, not so much. |
| This is the only option that makes any sense. |
| Boots on the ground... nahh we using lasers and satellites from a thousand miles away |
| O we going down bigly this week boys |
| Bad Bunny has his boots on the ground in Iran rn |
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| full port hims short squeeze monday open? |
| My calls expire on friday the 13th again and that didn't work out well last month for me |
| hell yeah congrats man! the usual trading with a tinge of degeneracy |
| I don’t mind SPY crashing\n\nBut this job market and imminent inflation is scaring me |
| bearish |
| You know the bond market sets our interest rates, right? The Fed only controls the Fed funds rate. |
| Iran is their new home now |
| Venezuela, Greenland, Iran, and Cuba\n\nWhat's next after that? |
| I'm holding spy calls over the weekend so at least one of us will be happy. |
| https://preview.redd.it/063xb4m11png1.png?width=260&format=png&auto=webp&s=eff6a9cba073652cac8a7d22a6616a2229a7adbb\n\n |
| Thanks for being a part of it |
| How to join your inner circle for such tips? |
| I guess bro |
| It’s been a minute since I’ve been on here just came back a couple days ago! Been good bought a house and I’m fixing it up so that’s my life lately lol 😂hbu |
| So this is like $4.72 American, I would say go buy a Wendy's burger and give it to the guy by the dumpster. |
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| !banbet SPY 2% 2D |
| My mom just told me she has a bunch of FE stock. She told me a while ago she bought a lot of COST when it was $80 a share. Might have to start asking her for financial advice. |
| long time no see how r u bb |
| Bunch of kias and hyundais were targeted in the area I was parked at. I have insurance but yeah still sucks getting your things messed with. I liked that car too lol |
| Jfc. That's like a lifetime for some folks. |
| so if USA won already everyone's going back home? |
| Thx |
| This was my buy signal |
| Yeah it's a bummer |
| And funding doesn’t seem like it will be withheld any time soon, LPs are trying to figure out to deploy even more capital into VC. |
| Time to move to a big boy brokerage. |
| So, you're saying calls? |
| Your responsibility to yourself is to fufill the goal of your port. For most people here thats probably 'to make more money'\n\nNo shame in cutting line now |
| Never hurts to take a profit. Put it in $SGOV and chill for a bit |
| When warsh comes in and we get negative interest rates spy will go to 1000 but everyone will starve to death |
| 1.67 m |
| Weekend DOW says nothing ever happens |
| Buy high, ride to empty. Repeat. |
| I love Barbie 💙 |
| 🥭: We are not looking to settle on Iran. No timeline. Whatever it takes. \n#\nOil: ☺️☺️☺️ |
| Monday bro |
| Sovereign wealth funds, large family offices, high net worth individuals. 2026 vintages have been record breaking for the size of funds raised. My VC raised a fund 3x their last vintage. |
| Yeah two years ago... I miss me |
| It’s a requirement here |
| Delta force are probably already operating there |
| Bubuubbuuuut Davey "Regard" Ramsey said to purchase everything! |
| VERY LOW IQ THREAD! sad! |
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| MEIN PORTFOLIO\n\nNEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN |
| I’m actually considering to paper hand everything green in my port. I mean, people always say «this time it’s different», but I mean… I see no end to this shit show, at least no happy end 🫣 Tariffs were easy to hold through, cos they could be taco’d at any point. I didn’t think much of covid besides it being a damn cold, so I held through that shit no problem too. But now we’ve got USA:ISRAEL hammering a vast (and undoubtedly prepared) middle eastern nation who’s basically in control of 1/5th of the global oil trade. And the primary fucking customer for this oil is no other than China 👀 This is genuinely really really bad…like really really bad. And you can’t taco your way out of it at this point. And for fucking WHAT… |
| why would you invest in msft? |
| Stupid |
| Neither can Tesla. |
| Theres no war in ba sing se its alreafy won. 700 monday. |
| We can't claim that yet, the actual congress is undefeated. |
| Big if true |
| I don’t want to name names but the last time I saw u/cashflow_ he was drunk twerking his peener outside of a McDonalds for a Hot & Spicy McChicken |
| Also what about that book seems realistic to you other than the genocide and their prophets raping their father |
| Do you think we will see spy 700 in our lifetime? |
| anyone understand what he said? why would you use robing hood if you understand that option shit |
| After a run like that it might be smart to lock in at least some profits and move part of it into safer long term investments |
| Idk, I’m too rich from options to notice the gas price. |
| Iranians are not Arabs. |
| That statement was pure bait. 🥭 loves a ruckus. Eeejit. |
| I use electric for everything. Petroleum is just useful for shipping and creation of physical products like plastic and fertilizer from my point of view. |
| US airlines don’t hedge. Southwest did one time but that’s about it. |
| it genuinely feels that way. Bloomberg writing that article few days before earnings feels like a bear trap but at the same time oracle is just a dogshit company and running on pure AI isn't an option anymore |
| Saying he was going to do shit and not doing it. Different |
| In 2030+:\n\nWe bought a robot that was supposed to help around the house. I paid extra for one that looks like a smoking hot 10/10 supermodel\n\nBut the robot was a little clingy & flirty\n\nSo I had a private chat with her and told her look: your job is to help around the house. I have a wife and we can't escalate beyond what you're programmed.\n\nThe robot then told me "Fuck your wife. Now come here and fuck me." 🙄😬😮💨 |
| Bul and their thuggish activities |
| Sorry man sucks |
| Holy shit… Big green Monday |
| #I keeps it real |
| Yeah I think oil needs to stay elevated for an extended period of time. There’s also lag on jet fuel prices. |
| Volatility trading is opportunistic. But it should definitely exist in a portfolio as a spread of some sort, with expiry length depending on the immediate macro environment. To me, it's kind of like trading gold. Need to have a feel for when it'll go up or down.\n\nAs for triggers, absolute value and range is one thing, psychology is another. Trust your gut. |
| https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b5/Mission_Accomplished_banner_on_the_USS_Abraham_Lincoln_%28CVN-72%29_%281%29.jpg |
| The more external witnesses, the less he can ... do |
| I'm not one of those but isn't it still cheaper than it was under the other guy? |
| Word? Sorry bro, even if you have it fully insured its a pain.\n\nWhat happened? |
| I’m going to keep mine in the fridge though |
| Fuckers, man. |
| 🥭 doesn't want UK carriers because... the war is won! LMAO |
| It’s close. |
| Bro look it up…. Gaming companies went to hard with DEI, in some companies 80% of the people hired are part of the LGBTQ community and are mostly women. It was ruined |
| Well im going to keep riding with your strategy. Good luck brother |
| whats funny is he said to the Iranian people now it's time to see if you can sieze the opportunity. Dude could literally just be like oh nah you didn't, we tried, bad guy dead, later. |
| Not in the current market sentiment. Every truth social shit from the baby in the white house can possibly cause 10% in those tech stocks. |
| So now he bombs little school girls, he finally did something! |
| I swear, more than half of reddit was talking shit about Mango not doing anything the week when all those protestors died |
| Glad it worked out. The oil calls should be good…I think they can really print (I can’t trade them since I’m an energy trader)…if this continues and it seems like it will, I think stocks will tank hard but it’ll be a good buying opportunity…I’m long cash and gold and will be buying all the way down. |
| Can 🌽 just hurry up and go to 65k before Monday? |
| Nice bro |
| This is what will happen, question is when |
| I liked seeing how the market gapped down but went flat right after the tape opened. And then it just went sideways for the rest of the day until the last hour or so. I think this is bullish for the market (excluding the oil factor). This is just based on my own intuition, though. I can be wrong. |
| Got my car stolen today. 😞 |
| The year is 2055\n\nThe Depression of 2029 lasted 4 years, with the SP500 dropping 60% at its lowest low. The markets fully recovered by 2038, and the 2040s and 2050s have been prosperous\n\n>“What caused the Depression Professor CLAUDE?” Little Tommy Johnson, 20 year old Finance sophomore asks. \n\n>“Well Tommy, it was these things called ‘FDs’. You see, the people of the 2020s were degenerate gambling addicts. They’d bet on sports, on the stock market, they’d even bet on absolutely regarded shit like the weather. Eventually everyone went broke buying FDs because the market moved 0% every day for a week straight. The economy collapsed overnight.” \n\n>“But what are FDs Professor Claude” Little Tommy asks \n\n>“FDs stands for F***y Delights Little Tommy. They’re extremely short dated far OTM options. Only absolute fucking morons buy these, but enough of them get rich that it seems appealing.”\n\n>!I buy them all the god damn time!< |
| If US gets boots on Iran's ground the war is going on another level - I reckon US might get lost in Iran's mountains like in Afghani |
| It is at the office 😎 |
| He just told UK not to send their warships because the war is "practically over". TACO getting very close, probably because gas prices will go to the moon if the war keeps on |
| Yeah they are flush with cash and putting it all on AI data centres. If the AI bet fails then there will be hope for humanity. |
| hell yeah 😮💨 pretty chill so far but not doing much |
| Stagflation still relatively low on google trends. If you think about it, it's crazy that the stock market has been able to outpace inflation. That's not the case in many other countries. It all comes back to shiny rocks in the end. |
| "I resign" |
| Im here for the poor 🥭 dick riders not being able to afford gas. |
| How much is that in burger bills? |
| Yeah it really is easy to forget how many people here just full port options.\n\n\nThe only thing I used to full port was shares in TQQQ and I did SOXL a couple times back when it was around $18. \n\n\nAnybody full porting weeklies during this time and blaming current events is drop dead retarded. |
| You are cooked because you think that the percentage increase of a stock tells you anything.\n\nYou are one of those regards who probably said the same about nvidia when they were up 300%. Guess what came afterwards - an increase of even more than 1000%. |
| Cash metals and commodities |
| Yes I’m aware. He bought it before the announcement |
| Cmon 🥭 just taco already...we'll all pretend this was a massive success |
| what’s new |
| You are retarded |
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| Groupon isn’t on here but it’s down so much on significantly improved fundamentals. It could short squeeze hard if earnings are good. Earnings Tuesday AH |
| Good my bro I just took a nice dump hbu |
| Close. You live in your parent’s basement, eat tendies, and do the dishes every Thursday while your mother and I shoot onlyfans and your papa films. |
| I started played left 4 dead 2 today again after a 10 year hiatus |
| They just announced a partnership with Novo to sell GLPs. |
| Why would you have an underpayment penalty? Just pay your taxes before the end of the year |
| Imagine watching sports with ur kids these days just asking for them to be degenerate gamblers at the age of 6 . |
| So |
| 1 if it's anything you're up on or close to breakeven, 2 if you're down thirty percent or just friday\n\nAlso depends on how much profit you have and tax bracket |
| how’s your weekend my bro lil e |
| > The congress of retards\n\nNew sub banner |
| My bro Barbie! |
| Mein portfolio 😂 |
| We’ll see how it goes. I may dip into some poots on them if they take a nice bounce up. |
| Now that is interesting. Doesn't want to be shown up? Is about to retreat? |
| Lmao insider trading\n\n>my dad and some people in his circle tipped me off last February about what they thought was a good opportunity\n\nAKA “my dad and his finance friends saw the 20% tariff crash on one of the safest investment choices on the market and told me to buy” |
| Not a Pokémon-fan then? |
| that's true for soooooo many graphs |
| Dont worry you’ll be deployed and eating iranian dirt very soon before that |
| China is losing Iranian oil, now they should lose Taiwan's semiconductors. |
| Im going 50% cash on Monday. Bers can't hurt me |
| Do whatever it takes to get off PMI. You are literally throwing money down the drain. |
| It is just a classic panic sell, the fundamentals are the same as they were. |
| omg congrats on the win! honestly i'd take at least half out now and put it somewhere safe.. nothing wrong with securing profits while you're ahead. |
| 1 for sure |
| It is just a classic panic sell, the fundamentals are the same as they were. |
| Saaspocolypse, iran oil blockade, now eagerly awaiting next weeks crisis 🤣 |
| The government saw Limp Bizkit perform Break Stuff at Woodstock and had to come up with options trading to occupy white dudes’ free time |
| but d2 got a new class, also no rest for the wicked and vrising are pretty dope. |
| I thought the attack would be 1 week later and did a dumb play that wouldve worked out if i didnt close it early, oh well there is always the next trade war coming this april when the meeting with xi is a disaster |
| going back to 680. maybe we’ll break out of the range in a year or two |
| Help me decide boys:\n\nOption 1). Cash out of my brokerage account. Refinance my house, pay off PMI and save about $480 a month. Also pay off my car, which is about $400 a month. So I’ll be saving myself $880 a month. This is about 50k in total.\n\nOption 2). Keep the money and buy the dip on some stocks. |
| Not sure what I’m looking at. But 👍 |
| No one knows today where the top will be. Only retards look at a chart and try to tell if a top or bottom is there. |
| Can you share why this is a terrible idea? Would love to hear your thoughts. |
| Hmmm guess US going to drill for oil and oil stocks push DOW to soar |
| Maybe Greta will sail to Iran LMAO |
| This GOP-controlled congress of Yes Men 🙄 does whatever their leader tells them and fall in line.\n\nConstitution? What's that? |
| That's because a lot of the action happens overnight/pre-market these days. Also the EOD dump was very much a reaction to the Oracle news no? Friday was actually by far the worst for the week, all the other days we saw at least half the dip get bought up. |
| And OP kept it to himself instead of tipping us off.\n\nThere truely is no more honor on this world. |
| Double down or no balls |
| oil keep going higher regard |
| We really needed FIFA Peace of the month awards. And the Most Peaceful award at the end of the season. |
| Google’s Capex for this year is larger than Russia’s entire military budget (while at war mind you). I wouldn’t count of their downfall for quite a while. |
| In the same boat with both high calls and low puts. But I’m expecting a soar tomorrow night at open. |
| 17 black, let it ride |
| Me too |
| Dont be a cussy |
| I agree |
| Yes |
| I’d say so |
| Now the Iranian who are against the regime will understand that the real motive of US-Israel is make it like Libya. Getting back the Shah Empire is just a dream |
| Especially if we open down |
| Hoo! |
| How do you say things like this two days after the release of Slay the Spire 2?? |
| Prob 15 mins after open |
| blah blah blah.. who gives a shit. buy option, sell option for more than you paid.. or less. repeat.\n\nopen the fucking casino |
| I have been copying your strategy since the first time you posted it. It did surprisingly well. I didnt want to hold over the weekend and sold after hours on Friday. Hoping to get back in at a good price on Monday. Riding some oil calls over the weekend. \n\nThanks for the good plays |
| Maybe ask your dad and people in his circle instead of coming here to ask the congress of retards. My advice is take the win and 100x your port by betting on atm 0dte NDX options on Monday |
| SPY calls Monday? |
| Regard |
| Much cheaper an internal combustion engine vehicle with gas prices so high |
| I did but oil FDs! Sold 'em on Monday and was a bit disappointed to only get 2x. By Friday the price had risen by 4 times as much as it had on Monday even though absolutely no new information had come out in between. I fucking hatte this market, so many times I'm not wrong, I'm just misjudging how long it takes the other morons to react to what's already happened. |
| Unapproved containers go bad faster |
| african ladies with giant jugs are peak. Fresh water swag |
| Bombing Iran’s oil infrastructure is going to put all those Just Stop Oil protestors in a real bind |
| Your dad told you about a good opportunity in the S&P? All 500 companies? |
| he probably would've been invaded 100 times without his nukes so he has effectively stopped 100 wars |
| Both calls and puts will print.\n\nMorning - Puts Print.\n\nEvening - Calls Print |
| If you have enough fake and ghey solar panels |
| That's you gotta let er rip right in the morning 💥 |
| ech wörd de gwönn realisiere ond met 100k wiiter zocke |
| What the fuck happened to the video game industry? No new fun games to play. |
| banks having layoffs, slackstone getting margin called...life's good 😊 |
| Why didn’t you post DD for the rest of us OP!!! |
| This is the time to buy, great stocks for cheap |
| Minotaur centaur confusion here. I quite fancy being a centaur making out with a centauress |
| I own 120 contracts for Monday…but I sold some 260s against 80 contracts when we got hit late to cover the IV…if we rally, I’ve been buying as we’ve been getting hit…I’ll reload if they print Monday and buy more for the rest of the week…at some point I’m going to lose 20-30k on the puts because we will rally but at that point I should be plenty long to make it back and then some |
| If thats what they call an 'opportunity' im gtfo after this is done |
| Why is electricity free now? |
| So what, no fucking ziti? |
| I went and filled up all the vehicles, equipment, and gas cans on the day of the strike before anything went up. I looked at my 175gal L tank and said “nah, let’s not get too carried away”. Today I paid almost 40% more for a tank of gas. Should have filled that damn tank. |
| I always thought short-term trading VIX is better than individual stocks or even indexes. VIX does mean revert while stocks don't always and indexes can take years if not decades. Neutralizes a lot of the gambler's fallacy, representativeness heuristic, and anchoring bias faced by traders when they trade stocks.\n\nI was going to ask what's your VIX trigger, but then I looked at the Friday VIX and saw it was at 29. Yeah. I would trade VIX going down too if it's that high too. Sadly no bites on my SVXY put sales. |
| Before leaving, he wants to leave a big, smelly turd on the desk |
| I hate this time of cycle.... |
| Lockheed Martin ceo . |
| Who would’ve thought buying an electric car was the best decision i made |
| I bought puts on Friday. You’re good |
| TACO already? |
| Millions killed over nutmeg |
| yiff ? |
| Insider trading brag? The degens are in full control now |
| Kim. Bombed 0 countries. Threatened nobody. Wanted to take Greenland 0 times.\n\n\nClear winner. |
| Don't give them ideas |
| Well at least you got shares but this is a terrible idea. I hope it works out though |
| My calls might actually be cooked |
| Gas goes bad |
| No it‘s not priced in at all. All the hyperscalers reported way higher capex in January than any wallstreet regard expected. These translate 1:1 into higher demand for micron products but the stock is trading at the same level since then. |
| Israel begins striking Iran's oil infrastructure.. \n\nOk boys.. Congress definitely went long on oil on Friday... you know what does that mean come Monday..\n\n |
| another big test for Tesla approaches on March 9, and it could matter far more than price action in determining whether the stock sees upside in 2026.\n\nMonday could be Big up or Big down for tsla \n\nLet See if bulls can hold 390 for the third time |
| All-in; red; 32 |
| The best financial move I’ve made all year was getting a full tank of gas on Feb 27. Proven genius.\n\nI’m happy to manage your investments for a nominal 10% of portfolio value. |
| Don’t think it’s too easy otherwise you will end up losing all. Take them out |
| Depends of your concept of the value of money. |
| “Why don’t my brakes work?” |
| Tommy Lee Jones? |
| I’m ngl that episode in it always sunny where they buy gas when it’s low and sell it later is starting to sound really smart right now |
| Yea but that massaman curry tho |
| I'd take at least half of it out and put it into something more stable personally. You'd be happy if it goes higher, but if it goes lower and you didn't pull out something, you'd feel like you lost out. |
| Prius a big dick energy car |
| None of that has anything to do with the US using nukes though. |
| Imagine paying money for a car wash instead of letting a storm wash it for free |
| Ethereum |
| I’m just saying it doesn’t seem very de-escalatory. |
| Eth 1900 is Really stubborn |
| A rumour going around that he is part of the \nAyatollah . \n |
| And to think that in just two weeks time they would have had a nuclear arsenal 😲 |
| And better yet, a lot of it was the British who took over the world for spices but never learn how to use them in their food. |
| no joke, actually eye catching. I parked my a90 next to one the other day and I see the same design language. I'll probably switch to one when I decide to become a responsible human being lol. |
| I drive…… electric automobile |
| Bought ethereum at the top |
| When were you under the impression anyone was trying to de-escalate |
| Well 🥭 only likes soldiers that don’t get caught so….. |
| Relatively, compared to the previous few sessions. It was flat for most of the day until just before the close, when traders derisked for the weekend. It doesn't look clean on a chart now, though. But if you had observed during the day, you would know. |
| Micron is not a competitor of TSMC the way that Intel is trying to be. \n\nMicron focuses on memory. That being said, they also have foundries in Taiwan, so expect the company to drop like a rock too.\n\nIntel will also drop And it's silly to think otherwise. Intel's foundries are not up to par yet. They still depend on tsmc. |
| For sure the aesthetics have been greatly improved |
| This exists today, chargers at destinations like Walmart are underutilized and not maintained well. We are quickly moving past the era of lvl 2 chargers at destinations being desirable beyond specific use cases. The average charge time to get a decent range increase at a lvl 2 (destination charger) is measured in hours vs 15-20 minutes at a lvl 3 (DC Supercharger). Biggest drawback is you can’t rely on them for necessary charge stops because they might be full and you could be waiting hours. |
| And the whole fucking slave trade depended on people liking a nice cup of tea or coffee with a sugar lump in it. |
| Probably Putin |
| What happened to Tom Lee? |
| I wonder who will win the 2026 FIFA peace prize 🤌 |
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| We did hence Venezuela |
| Word fair I guess “media” in general. \n\nWe view it as a story, and we know stories are fake, so the like abstracted horror, even if somewhat scary, is nowhere near what it would be if we actually experienced it in reality. |
| Trump posting the wars basically over no need for uk carriers 🤔 |
| gold bugs gotta gold bug. |
| Exactly. Big ceramic jugs 🤤 |
| Equities held steady...? |
| How long will HIMS pump?? |
| Fidelity messed mine up even for simple cost basis calculations. I would never switch back to those pre-historic UI brokers.🤮 |
| Like those homey african and indian women who can balance a giant jug on their head? |
| policy isn't even accommodative yet. 💰 |
| I'd probably get out |
| They can’t mine anything because their navy got sunk and they’re already spamming drones anyway so what changes? |
| They’re pulling jobs everywhere across the economy and it started before the Iran war |
| Pokopia looks really fun - maybe one day I’ll play |
| You mean the people that live somewhere have a better idea of how to navigate the region than retards like Pete Hegseth?\n\nI don't believe you. |
| Hopefully he lubes it up with the horsey sauce first |
| Dude, they’re sick. I live in a very rural mountainous area of New England and this thing has been a beast. |
| That would basically force the gulf countries into the war no? |
| Now we fight wars over oil you can buy for a couple dollars. |
| I need a chick with massive jugs |
| One green day and Vix will drop pretty quick |
| This is the timeline where stupid prepper plays get rewarded so yes oil will keep going up just like gold. |
| They actually look pretty damn good, prius prime or plus or whatever. I strangely like them |
| Biological warfare is real shit |
| 🫡 |
| Good point but I can't find the quote but someone said it about Alice in Wonderland when it was published in 1865 - Alice finds a flower which talks to her but if a flower actually talked to you you would "know terror". So it's not TV specific |
| The only larger spike was liberation day in the last year... so unless you're expecting that just take your profit. |
| I’ve been long oil through GSG for about a week. Started shorting South Korea on Wed. Both through strangles weighted towards my directional bias.\n\nIf the current narrative doesn’t change it’ll be an interesting week that’s for sure |
| Are there even any Israeli ships passing through the straits in the first place? |
| Sources are Iran are deploying their catapults this week\n\n |
| 3/18 but I bought calls right before the last hour jump on Friday so already in profit |
| Gen2 gang checking in. My other car is a freightliner though so I'm fucked. |
| Anthropic is gaining market share like crazy |
| Look at their valuation in terms of PE or cashflow. They are printjng money. Their PE is around 10 while Walmart sits at 46! \n\nThe stock price or increase alone tells you nothing.\n |
| When I looked at the site they do have a disclaimer that the running ticker is based on what the government is saying. Then below says chances are the cost is way higher and talks a bit about the number of intercepts and the cost of each intercept missile. Someone may argue it was already paid for, but each one fire should be in theory replaced. |
| I knew it was coming because I follow the flight radar sub and was still regarded enough to send two employees to the Middle East… fuck I’m stupid. |
| It blows my mind that nearly 600- 500 years ago, wars were fought over spices that we can buy for a couple dollars lmao |
| Sauce? |
| You ever heard of the BYD Worm of 2052? 40 million EVs going 140mph without breaks. Ended with almost 120m people dead and $40 trillion in property damage. |
| ChatGPT knows what FDs are let’s see if Claude does \n\nEdit: yeah it does. |
| We'll be getting those doge dividends soon! Just you wait! Soon! Just like the Tesla roadster! |
| We re so fucked hahahah. Thank fuck I only have shares now - just means I he’ll have to watch on the side line for next 7 months |
| I’m glad I drive a new Prius like a true boss |
| Sheep farmer |
| what date of expiration VIX options are european style |
| X should takeover Xfinity already |
| It’s not over until the Arby’s ceo fucks a roast beef |
| Iran is significantly bigger than Afghanistan and Iraq combined, and full of mountains for insurgents to hide in. It's also got a population of 90 million people. Counterinsurgency requires 20 troops per 1,000 residents. That means we need, at minimum, 1.8 million troops to do nation building there, which is way more troops than we have, and we haven't even gotten to that part yet. |
| Well if quora said so |
| Do you remember when Elon was waving a chainsaw around on stage lmao |
| The new shit is balloons with feces inside like NK |
| A hybrid creature with the upper body and facial features of a Greek god with the lower body strength of a horse?\n\nYea, fuck that. |
| What are my options if AI takes my job?\n\nJoin the U.S. military\n\nOnlyFans with my sex robot\n\nWhat else? |
| Some of you bought fart coin at $1.75 and it shows |
| I drive a Tesla too and I was never bothered by the charging on long trips. It’s basically charge after 2 hours of driving, which is when I feel like taking a break anyway. Long trips like that are infrequent enough that it doesn’t matter much anyway. |
| You should look up the video of the guy eating a giant isopod |
| Id believe them more if they didnt say that a few days ago and haven't been getting their shit pushed in for like a week. It's kinda about time if you have it! |
| His ass |
| I mean, that was their modus operandi in the last conflict, right? use their oldest shit first, to deplete the missile defense of their enemies, and then use their best equipment. Or im misremembering? |
| I expect VIX to rise, but Im not expert |
| Brown please |
| Espelón Anejo is where it’s at 😮💨🥃 |
| Well I feel like the fantasy stuff would actually fuck you up more because of the whole “not supposed to exist” factor \n\nThat’s just my thoughts tho |
| Honestly if they could actually get chargers built in similar fashion as existing gas stations that could be big. Today a big pain for ev is charging is slow at stations, and basically it’s a royal pain in the butt if you don’t have a place you can just charge your care while you go do something like at home or work. If you can get charging down to 5 minutes it’s basically at the level of a regular gas station speed for the most part and this becomes a mute issue.\n\nOn the flip side I’m just ganna guess that probably degrades the battery a lot and you need a crap ton of power for these stations. So I think this is worth paying attention to but I think it will have high hurdles in the form of electric grid and proving they don’t destroy the range on your car over a few years of just charging like this (some loss is expected). |
| They have no moat. Stock is going to the wood choppper |
| Salamat Po |
| Source? |
| We’re pretty much flying blind in the Middle East now |
| Start a new low-capital-intensive hobby, like handcrafting buttplugs and selling them on Etsy. |
| I should devise an algorithm that just automatically buys gold when all indicators point to it being weirdly undervalued relative to where it ought to be. Sadly 5k is just about that value so it shouldn't go crazy again like last year unless things that really bad again with the money printing. |
| Do I ride my Vix calls next week |
| I use an electric motorbike.\nSo nothing changed that much for fuel cost.\nEverything else is still going up in price thou.\n\n\n |
| Talk about getting high on that gas |
| Friday gave a very clear initial sign of decoupling already. Oil went up, but equities and gold held steady. VIX rose a bit before the close when retail trimmed risk before the weekend.\n\nI won't deny that there will continue to be volatility, but it's tolerable. The overall message is, equities will recover, but oil will keep creating speed bumps along the way.\n\nI'm going to keep volatility trading. And likely nibbling into some discounted stocks on my watchlist. |
| Agree, Micron has a massive upside the coming years. \nAll devices are changing to AI first & need incremental more memory.\n\nDC’s, Automotive, Biotech, Defense, etc have massive memory demands.\n\nImagine when/ if AGI hits, memory demand will quadruple.. (just ask your local AI bot about this…) \n\nLOOOOOONG (at least 2 more years) MICRON\n |
| End of 2024 |
| Iran claims the shit they’ve been hurling at Israel and the gulf states is just the shit they’ve made and been hanging onto since the 2010s and the hot new shot they’ve been developing is set to be deployed in the coming days. |
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| Cash and watch |
| Speak for yourself |
| Is it bigger than covid? |
| Yeah I mean there’s also like, what exactly you’re doing with your investments and when you’re retiring. \n\nIf you have like an *actual*, diverse, reasonably conservative portfolio, or you’re retiring at least 10 years from now ignore all this shit. If you’re close to retirement and you’re heavily in stocks, maybe rebalance, we haven’t dipped much yet and there’s a lot of risk. \n\nIf you’ve been *full porting weekly calls*, now may not be a great time for that. Gotta remember what sub we’re on. |
| Neither is China. In fact - 99% of China's businesses receive subsidies.\n\nIncluding 200b+ in solar and 200b+ in chip manufacturing.\n\nChina spends nearly 2% of their GDP in subsidies. |
| Sooo spy calls around 9:40-9:45EST seems like the move |
| What the fuck am I supposed to be doing? |
| A gremlin is a bit different because it’s fantasy, like if I saw a fuckin Minotaur anywhere I’d shit my pants for sure.\n\nYour point still stands though, some of the shit we’re desensitized to online would absolutely traumatize us irl. |
| I thought so too but now my car drives me to work without me touching the wheel 99.99% of the time. It’s not perfect, but it shits on everything else for the same price. |
| NO YOU ARE BUT THANK YOU ANYWAY BB 🥰 |
| They're providing lifetime warranties... So I have a feeling it's a very good technology |
| Whats crazy is that there are only 8 active thaad radars in the world. And iran destroyed half o them in 5 days. |
| I remember telling myself that one day we will look back on this as a distant memory, but not believing it |
| BREAKING: FORECASTED US GAS PRICES JUST HIT $4.20 |
| Filled up my car and several plastic bags, storing the latter in my apartment.. /s |
| Thats far too few, this figure in reality is surely higher. |
| How is this horrible? The tech exists, they’ll end up using it too. This is a huge fucking win for TSLA, because BYD can’t sell in US. |
| It’s both, cripple Irans economy and conventional weaponry while also destroying their nuclear capability, it’s possible to multitask you know. |
| Ugh some of them creepy\n\nThe ocean is full of nightmare fuel |
| Sorry. I write like a boomer regard.\n\n\nThey can easily close the strait. Insurance will not help move freight.\n\n\n\n\n |
| Absolutely, I'm a bag holder, the management will find a way to fuck it up, no doubt |
| With all that's going on there is absolutely now way the market is not completely flat Monday. |
| And the funny part, sorta, is killing the ayatollah may not have been a big deal? If some of what I’ve seen is true, the guy was old and terminally ill. Woulda been dead in 6 months anyways. Maybe why he was such an easy target? |
| "i dont even know how to ATTACK that product" |
| Morocco is already at war on its stray dogs, shooting them by the lorry load to clean the place up. |
| Always lease or rent depreciating assets, always. |
| Making a 40 year bond bullrun culminate in a beautiful blow off top. |
| Oh, yeah I agree with you on that. My target is honestly more 4-6 months out rather than 4 weeks. \n\n\nBut im not worried in the least bit, just collecting dividends and loaded security money until I see more stability. |
| Go into protective services and pray to god they give you the identify of someone who’s rich |
| Y’all ever think about how like we’re really desensitized to seeing weird shit on TV so we go “that’s not scary” to a ton of stuff, but like, if you saw that in real life you’d totally freak the fuck out \n\nLike picture a gremlin. It’s not that scary, right? \n\nIf you turned around and there was a real gremlin in your room with you right now, you’d probably lose your fuckin mind. \n\nLike that’s interesting to think about |
| Busting your first nut |
| What are your Moves on Monday?\n\n...you... guys... have any moves left?\n\nme and my portfolio both bleeding from my eyes and ears and ass. |
| 😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
| They could put floating land mines or we they are called in it . |
| Most people qualify for safe harbor |
| No they are not lol |
| Rules for the thee and not for everyone else I guess. Robinhood explicitly states in its policy that shares get called away at FIFO. You’re mad because they didn’t make an exception for you? Lol. |
| The stock went up last earnings. I think he didn’t predict the earnings specifically but came out as bullish on it |
| That's only been true so far and about other people. |
| Have you ever had a moment when you snapped and life was never the same |
| What kind of post is this |
| There’s other sea bugs that are closer to cockroaches I feel like \n\nYou ever see those giant isopods |
| He will deliver |
| You think so? It's tough to tell with things like this, but Trump does tend to TACO. Problem is there is no guarantee Iran wants to stop. Trump can't easily TACO out this time. \n\nI wanted to sell SVXY puts but no one was buying. Also very busy with my own things this week, but bought some BLK and sold some IWM puts. |
| dissolved styrofoam adds to octane rating. Right? |
| YOU TOO BRO 🤜🤛 |
| Dumb ass comment it's not the difference between 0 and making 333k it's the difference between paying 40k or not |
| No thats bullshit. No one cares if they go bust because no one knows those one people AI dogshit companies anyways. |
| Spoiler alert |
| NO U 🫵 🥰 |
| Wait so who destroyed what and are u asking in a way like u think Iran can close it or not? Legit can’t tell ur opinion lol |
| Not Republican but work with a lot of people who are and they arnt happy about this. About the only people happy are the Christian Nationalists and the people who slobber over anything AIPAC tell them. \n\nFor the average person, Democrat or Republican, Middle East game of thrones shit just isn’t popular or wanted. |
| oh no |
| Seems fine. Too many DTE for an adrenaline junkie like me, but respect it. |
| If confirmed n Hormuz open it gets to markets oil has been heavily speculated on big drop if tankers can go tgrough |
| The Wendy's is only like a mile down the street, I just ride my bike. |
| One man's bottom is another man's top 💀 |
| It’s not the size of any one it’s the volume of them |
| They took out 4 THAAD radars....you think they can keep the strait closed pretty easily?\n\n\nWe are going to backstop insurance. These tankers are still going to eat shit. |
| YOU. ARE. HANDSOME. 🫵 |
| Institutions *have* been selling and moving into treasuries and metals. Obviously everyone is waiting to see how long this shit lasts. \n\nIf the strait remains shut down for longer than 4 weeks that could be real bad. \n\nI absolutely believe there’s a chance this all resolves itself within the next two weeks and we V, but acting like there’s not a shitload of risk and the market might not drop further is just sleepwalking. |
| Twit |
| Yea i only trade futures. If i go long or short and nothing happens, i don’t lose all my money. Pretty big advantage IMO |
| Mass-energy equivalency baby |
| Full EV household baby. |
| Wiki, saw the deleted video on X. Pretty weird… Also the guy is super anti white/anti american |
| It’s crazy how fridays bottom might actually be next weeks top |
| Isnt it crazy that we all die in the end |
| I sold my spy because I figured the jobs report was going to be bad\n\nu sold your SPY because you thought Iran could lock down Oil for more than a week.\n\nWe are not the same. |
| Pure retardium\n\nThe fact I just shat my bed is short term bearish but long term bullish if it turns out I can sell my faeces for 1m usd and ounce |
| Lmao stay poor 🤌 |
| Wiki, saw the deleted video on X. Pretty weird… Also the guy is super anti white/anti american |
| Did you win?\n\nWinners get steak and sea cockroach |
| hims at 22 it looks like hell yeah |
| No see the move is not to get in at the top and get clapped |
| your calls will be up 50% but the boner will be up 500% haha |
| How many are we at now? Just seen KFC this morning |
| 🙁 |
| Time for a training arc Mr. Wick |
| Teach me ur ways |
| Not until oil prices go down |
| You gonna tell us? |
| Literally everyone is long oil, in before clapping |
| First, he didnt to any meaningful effect, or we wouldnt have had the most recent supreme court ruling, which also didnt effect the market.\n\n\nSecond, how did the market do during operation inherent resolve? Iraq in 2014?\nSyria and Libya in 2015?\n\n\nIt doesnt fucking matter. If it did, MM and insiders would have crashed the market before the initial strikes. |
| Those drive me nuts |
| I deserve steak and lobster for what happened to the market 😔 |
| The question is if CoreWeave can drag the entire market. Oracle and Blue Owl have more potential to do that. |
| **THE CEO BURGER WARS ARE A DISTRACTION** |
| I dk I think he’s a narcissist whose feelings got hurt because they rejected him so now he’s taking it out on the world. He even said as much lol. Something along the lines of “since they didn’t give me the peace prize I don’t feel the need to think of peaceful solutions”lol. \n\nIf you look at trump through the lens of an abusive relationship his actions make more sense. It’s just the the partner he’s abusing is literally the rest of the world. |
| Hey man! Fuck you! |
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| Someone once had me do a sephiroth remix from some video game. Sounded very similar. |
| Puts on \*gestures broadly at everything* |
| Remember al qaeda were the "relaxed" sunni muslims. These guys are the angry ones that hold a grudge for 1300 years. |
| You possibly mean fiancée \n\nNo judgement just saying |
| yeah, everybody knows that. I always store my gas in styroform containers instead! |
| Good old days |
| Probably up, if it starts to go down, it’ll probably be gradual. We won’t see it come down as fast as it went up. Some is instability, some is oil infrastructure that is crippled/destroyed that may take a bit to rebuild and become operational. |
| Literally my favorite line of the series |
| 15% cpi in July and $5 gas enjoy |
| They are not even that high. Especially mag 7 (ex Tesla Memestock) are at the cheapest point since years.\n\nWalmart has double the PE of Nvidia. Absurd.\n |
| believe it or not, I meant vix calls\n\n**lmao** |
| do we start wars every time the economy the looks bad so we can just blame something else? I’m sure that’s just a coincidence. |
| Realistically they can't kill all of the Arabs though. Their plan is to slowly absorb land from their neighbors, if it's too sudden they'll take too much heat from the rest of the world. |
| I saw somebody animate a video of a spanish bull and a turkish wolf kissing.\n\nJust wanted to share |
| This explains why the last ant man was so shitty |
| Priced in |
| Nah it's jif |
| Memories~ |
| Realized that earlier today, it’s wild how recent that time still feels |
| Ban bet then |
| So how are those calls working out for you? Hope you had listened to me.. |
| Too fat |
| How so? |
| 1. Choose to use RH\n\n2. Choose to YOLO into NBIS pre lib day\n\n3. Choosing to hold more than +1yr to get the long term cap gains \n\n4. Choose to to have mortgage\n\n5. Choose to put more money towards mortgage\n\n6. Choose to run call debit spreads\n\n7. Choose to not pre-switch off FIFO to LIFO\n\n8. Choose to try having their cake and eating it too with options YOLO, mortgage minmaxing, running extra options plays, and micro tax strategizing. \n\n9. Choose to not have a backup plan with potential unrealized capital losses to offset a sudden outsized capital gain but still play the options game for the lulz.\n\n>"""""""""""""""""""Robinhood screwed up"""""""""""""""""""\n\nI don't know about that. \n\nDoes Robinhood owe the IRS more ST cap gains? Sure OP might leave, but Vlad won't think for a sec about 1 account with 500K when they've lost many more with just the GME fiasco. |
| The FIFA Host Curse is getting out of hand 💀\n\n2018: Russia (At War) \n2022: Qatar (At War) \n2026: USA (At War)\n\nSpain, Portugal & Morocco prepping for 2030???? 😯😯😯 |
| It’s about their thirst for genocide. Look at the book they said promised them the land 3000. It’s full of calls from Yahweh to commit genocide |
| They gave you so many opportunities to get out. |
| My girlfriend? |
| It's legit |
| I give the market about another week before we start seeing equities recover, detached from oil. Already bought quite a few volatility puts for that, a set expiring this month, and a set expiring next month. |
| You gonna finish that milkshake? Mind if I drink it up drainage? |
| y'all realize buying like a single call or frankly share of an oil stock would more than easily offset the cost of filling a tank of gas right? |
| Computer, play Global Thermonuclear War |
| But surely we get something out of it right? Oil? Healthcare? Anything? |
| Anf what LLM wrapper companies are actually out there that are as big to bring the whole market down? I don‘t see any. |
| You seem to be well out on the left of the bell curve |
| I bought peanut oil and fried fish |
| Yeah. This is November 2025 all over again. It's a buying opportunity. Would've loved to have more dry powder around to own a few more positions, but I'm content with the handful that I managed to ease into so far. |
| Gawd damn it |
| you can sell both kidneys |
| Its been 6 years since the beginning of the covid lockdown. |
| Wait for it |
| Spy 650 by Friday |
| Uh colored chandelier |
| Oh my fucking god save the daylight! |
| Same, it was pretty interesting, it's all smoke and mirrors. |
| As sad it is, I hedged on oil and oil.wti buy CFD. Either it will suck and I have something to offset inflation or nothing happen and I close positions. |
| Invest in mob hitmen in your area |
| r/latinas\n\ndo it\n\n\nP: oh its just softcore amateurs |
| Fuck daylight savings. |
| Doesn't surprise me. This is about Israel crippling Iran's economy and conventional weapons. |
| They cancel 82 airborne divisions training. They specificalize in ground combat. Boots meet ground |
| Sir, this is a wendies, pay starts at $11.50 an hour and you qualify for a $0.25 raise after 6 months |
| Private credit derivatives are exploding while commodities are spiking with no end to either in site. Kinda the exact same setup really. You do you though |
| Im no common tater 🥔 |
| He can TACO but he’s permanently fucked this up regardless. |
| He immediately walked back liberation day \n\nWhat part of this currently makes it seem like we can just turn around tomorrow and it all stops \n\nIran isn’t even the only headwind ffs why do you think we’ve been flat for 6 months. Why do you think gold has been rallying? Iran is just a catalyst. |
| And it’s just a small amount of what the total will be. |
| And you know the exact time range for his event from? |
| A top 1%^commentator comment |
| It's pretty good |
| We are still a long, long (okay maybe only one long) way from one-point-twenty-one jigga-watts. |
| I'm going with SHY + BOXX but SGOV has it's upsides. Esp in IRA/roth/401 |
| Dude, you are averaging up. That's not the way it works.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/od98x6hqrong1.jpeg?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa4a380018c593507ca5cf2cde211f1a5e49eec9 |
| God bless the guy who suggested /r latinas |
| Duffy jail cam |
| Oh the daily doomsday prayer who exist as long as humankind. who has most of his money in gold related assets. You are not some enlighted individual. You are just one of us with a lot more level of irrational fear |
| Of course. Never pays to be dogmatic. I just can't find any solid verification of a strategy shift. Especially one that isn't logical. We will know soon enough for open. |
| If i am starting with nothing right now. No money, no education. Is it possible me to make 100k by december? If so, what would i need to do aside from trading? For 3 jobs? Sell my body? Need a life hack, the mob is after me |
| Blacks aren't the only poor group! Lol |
| Yep I bought 7 55-gallon drums that are sitting around in my living room. Should be able to make a couple hundred bucks once I sell. |
| Blessed, brother to live in the pinnacle of civilization |
| https://preview.redd.it/39t110zhrong1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=9fd87aba9a8126d8a8878e95f7f6497900f9fc6a\n\n |
| Yeah and people were worried when liberation day happened, but the market ripped harder than the end of WWII. \n\n\nHmu when something meaningful happens 🥱 |
| Why hasn’t ai replaced oil yet |
| It's pronounced nu-cu-lar |
| That’s my thoughts. Most cars have under 100kwh battery. Utilisation of most chargers is not 100% so you charge an onsite battery, and when someone wants the ultra fast charging you can provide it. \n\nEven a 400kw charger would charge these types of cars in under 15 minutes. Allow them to boost quicker for a few minutes if they are in a rush. \n\nAs it’s static you can use a cheaper heavy battery too. \n |
| How is this even remotely comparable to 2008 |
| Is it true oil goes up by the dollar, but down by the penny or will they somehow figure out how to drop it (I’m talking next 2-3 weeks) |
| Yup. He wants to be Putin |
| The theme that plays when I am in the process of blowing my money on failed investments\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wj7NxZJCGc |
| Moody’s gonna fucking downgrade us man god fuckin damn it |
| The touch of King Mierdas |
| Fun fact: We blew up the guy that issued the order not to develop nukes on day 1. |
| fries. bag. to go. now. |
| $6/gallon in my area as of this morning, we just can’t catch a break. |
Already wasted $7 billion on this war so far in 8 days lmao  Iran War Cost Tracker — Billion Per Day The Pentagon estimates the war in Iran costs billion per day. Track the running total in real time. iran-cost-ticker.com |
| If it works don't fix it |
| like, everyone? amd, nvda, meta, ai companies, the us govt, healthc are companies... basically, everything? |
| Chad dickens. The market can go down. See 2008. |
| das kapital |
| Marijuana illegal but cigarettes cool. I might look kinda funny but I ain't no fool. |
| 45k probably |
| 🥭cut the USAID program and “saved” $8-10 billion but that program saves MILLIONS of lives per year. Now he’s spending $1billion PER DAY to go kill people in Iran . I JUST CANT COME UP WITH A BETTER EXAMPLE OF HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS. |
| $30 calls a few months ago were cheap af. Right around when the brain worm guy was making vaccine approval tough for a day or two. |
| https://en.ilsole24ore.com/art/iran-usa-in-the-night-our-biggest-bombing-spree-israel-over-80-fighter-jets-against-tehran-AIQdZOpB\n\n\nDont know if it's legit oil might drop if so. |
| Tell em bring out da lobstuh |
| Oh, look. A 3 year old word-word -number account with hardly any karma posting market predictions. |
| Iran is really regretting not actually pursuing nukes right now. |
| bulls are like "they're bombing desalination plants because they already made a peace agreement!! TACO incoming!!!!!!!" |
| If you’re an oil barren |
| Bro I don’t know if you realize this but people aren’t worried because the market dipped slightly \n |
| OP: why would I pay more fees for better fill, support, and the ability to solve my tax problem by being able to specify the lots being sold!?! |
| A lot of countries only has 10 day NG supply. They will have to switch to oil very soon. |
| I think we get big green Friday. |
| oil floats on water |
| You still doing overnight puts? |
| Oil? who said anything about oil? bich you cooking? |
| Funny, my lawyer just did the same.\n\n \nwait... |
| We'lll be getting the inflation, but not in equities... |
| It's just the start of these layoffs, more companies are going to be following soon because of AI handling those jobs better. The "cash crunch" is an excuse. |
| I hate this parallel universe where they come only in bundles with tendies. Like can't we get one or the other and not both at the same time? |
| My portfolio is down 30k but at least I’m up $130 on USO! |
| Cash account, retard |
| Is this good? |
| You forget to wear pants a few dozen times, and suddenly you're branded a pervert. I'm sure you're perfect, Karen \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/t1ngm9mlqong1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8610926c87ac074bacd0e555efffa798a9a46fc\n\n |
| I bought gas on Sunday, price went up 9 cents on Tuesday. It was pretty predictable. |
| I hope you will be open to changing your mind if you see evidence to the contrary. I think America may be picking this fight to slow down China’s ambitions over Taiwan and to strengthen the petrodollar. I think the empire will dig in deeper. |
| When the economy is garbage, women want to look extra good, to keep their options open.\n\n\nIt is more recession proof than McDonalds. |
| black gold, texas tea |
| Find out what kind of porn she likes to watch before you marry her. |
| My gold miners failed me. I thought I was going to the moon on monday, but they’ve dug a hole in my portfolio instead. |
| Oil 120 is close \n\nhttps://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-889166 |
| so is OIL going up or down? |
| You need Jesus |
| I kinda got lucky and filled up the day after. Prices were already up 10%. It's up another 25% since. Should I sell? |
| They will have backlog orders for years. I bought around 2 weeks ago. |
| I just hope they don't think the cruise line is a speedboat and thanks! \n\nBlow. Me outta the water |
| r/sounding has something that will help you. |
| Poll had to be cooked. I'm registered republican and this retard in the white house has gotta go.\n\n\nEdit: they probably only polled boomers, that's his entire demographic. He lost gen z with this. |
| Gold actually trades over the weekend and if you knew where to look you would see that it is flat to down. |
| I see it at 40 end of week so your look at at an extra 5$ a contract roughly so 1500$ and whatever the rest of the Greeks net you I’d say prob a solid 3-5k in 2 weeks |
| Weekend oil is just what Diddy called his most coveted, top shelf stash |
| “It’s temporary” |
| My luck, I won't fall, but I will get a rotten coconut\n\nPut the lime in the coke you nut |
| Hell yeah brother |
| $120/barrel end of the week |
| How does a man win millions and give it all back the same week and be broke |
| So what’s he gonna say to pump Monday green somehow |
| My man! |
| I think this will turn out to be complete bullshit |
| Guys I need help\n\n\nQQQ is down 5% from ATH. Is this the sign of the apocalypse? Will we EVER recover?\n\n\nYes this is my first year trading, how could you tell? |
| Polymarket has odds for nuke |
| I just check your prostate for fun. |
| PDT is never ending |
| Premiums are going to be way too high to enter shit imo |
| Just learned something |
| My balls are still full of piss and I still need a 10 bagger |
| So are we ducked |
| Why aren’t people rioting over these gas prices? |
| Bol keeps moving the goalposts. Last week they said oil had topped cause they killed the ayatollah. Then they said 🥭 would protect the strait the day after. War still isn't over. |
| I hit buy around 130€ CFD on oil and oil wti just for giggles. Should have bought more and sooner. |
| Whats the move for next week fellas help me gamble |
| Oo didn’t sell when you were up?\n\nEdit: oof I see you bought on the falling knife. That’s tough |
| You'll live. Stocks will go back up (unless you bought some dumb trash like SNAP, MSTR, PYPL, crypto shit, or spac shit at their peaks. Then you'd lose even with no war.)\n\n500 SHEL. 130 CHRD. My only issues are selling like 70 of my CHRD early, to rotate into MSFT, and not having more of both. 5% of your portfoilo going up doesn't make up for the other 80-90% going down. |
| Market loves degens and deregulation. Wait til PDT rule is gone. |
| I don’t think you understand at what stage VCs invest. You don’t ’pick up losers for Pennie’s’ you’re buying a ticket on a rocket ship and it either goes up or goes up in smoke |
| Bro I just take a lawnchair carried by 220 balloons. It may not be too practical, but damnit, that's true patriotism. |
| Next weekend, you will be a Private Credit expert. 😁 |
| Just loaded up the tanker I have in the back yard?\n\nA car load of petrol ain't doing shit. |
| I realize there was never going to be a quick and, but this really makes things worse. |
| No way 500 brother. Maybe 50 percent |
| This happened to me twice. \n\nYou have until the trade settles to reverse it, easiest way T+1 . If it’s past that point, you have a possibility but it’s not 100%. \n\nIn my case, they sent out an adjusted 1099-B , adjusted cost basis, corrected lot assignment , etc…. If you can show it was a system error…which it sounds like you can. This worked for me . \n\nI also had it not work once with TD/SCHWAB and I just reported the amount it should have been to the irs and they hit me up with a 570 message and then a 8989 (maybe 8949) form .\n\nHope this helps regard |
| How in the fuck does Gucci Mayne not have an album/Mixtape titled “Trapitalism” |
| Just let us know your next move |
| Ratio'd |
| Locked in a 3 year gas contract for my business to start next January about 2 weeks before it all kicked off, so in a way, yes |
| Aren't you my doctor? |
| its true, cucks sincerely love their life otherwise they wouldn't do it |
| I’m so hyped to make up my losses on Monday I’m going to show up an hour early 💪 |
| With AI, we can be anything. |
| that's with the blowy discount |
| Feel like RTX is a good buy with the war on but I literally just got back into the market realizing that it’s probably a better use of beer money than pissing ten bucks here and there on sporting events so YMMV |
| Thanks |
| Maybe slightly but strong week I believe |
| They support whatever Fox News tells them to |
| Just filled up my F-350 and it cost me $18/gallon. As a proud patriot I will happily pay this cost or more! |
| USO was 83$ when I looked at it to see what a call would cost me, was around 100$. I had no spare cash, it’s 112$ now and a call is over $1000. |
 Weekend Oil - US Crude Weekend Oil - US Crude www.ig.com |
| Last weekend, I was a geopolitical expert.\n\nThis weekend, I'm a petroleum expert. |
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| Past performance is not indicative of future performance |
| The rug is pulling now. War in Iran affecting Saudi Arabia and UAE. They stop/pause funding for the AI orgy. No more free petro money. Panic. |
| 80% of republicans actually support this or was that poll cooked |
| 1200€ lol while I’ll have 1m+ ok bro stay in europoor |
| You cannot severely complicate a nonexistent thing |
| yeah, same site IG. Weekend oil |
| Yup |
| Can we put a bunch of ‘ I did that ‘ stickers of trump pointing at the gas pump now? |
| Why would biden do this |
| Tactics used to make lots of money are not usually the ones to keep money |
| Any where to see Oil price action? Something similar to Weekend dow? |
| By destroying Iran’s oil infrastructure we have severely complicated a quick end to this war. And people are bullish? |
| You already know he aint leaving office lol |
| Marriage after two years is pretty quick dawg |
| By Monday open |