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| what? |
| AI stocks weak, software weak, FAANG lagging. What are we bullish on now? |
| Get sndk back to all time highs then we’ll talk 🤡 |
| LOL some people genuinely thought Bitcoin was going to 0! |
| https://preview.redd.it/54v14mxnu9dh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d519e975ef35b66a24f0243b4e05715e9c2a704 |
| It ate the lettuce |
| IBM, ORCL, MSFT. Plus OpenAI and all the Neoclouds. All of them are paying for the AI party (for now). |
| Thought on UNH earrings |
| And for some reason you're defending someone that recommended putting two different types of leverage on a bet that the imaginary currency would go up?\n\nLook, I'm going to give you a passing grade on reading comprehension, I'll even give you a bonus for the roast, but I have to fail you on financial literacy. Don't bother asking me to improve your mark after class, there's no extra credit that redeems you at this point. |
| what are you buying then? ServiceNow? |
| These were ripe alright. Super sweet and soft. \n\nMmmm |
| Gonna go touch grass. I highly recommend it |
| Pshhh trillions more trillions |
| Japan is legit approaching Haiti-levels of vassaldom |
| Calls on nvidia or wait for the crash? |
| You smooth-brained Neanderthals… |
| Good ol banana in the tailpipe |
| You know bananas are radioactive? \n\nPotassium decays |
| You can make chips with potato which mean A.I is back baby! 😎 |
| What happened to IBM dang |
| Ain’t got time to read that shit, I’m trying to 0dte by the second. Someone tell me if he can help regards. |
| 1 billion |
| these are alternate numbers |
| I'll sell covered calls if the premium makes sense. |
| If I had a job, I would use okey dokey Smokey on the regular |
| I always wonder if he was just the fall guy for the bigger whales |
| not sure whether i should watch porn or american ninja movies from the 80s/90s...hmm |
| Perhaps. I don't think so because they will have access to Chinese EVs, which are cheaper, or in the least, have a lower total cost of ownership.\n\nThey also have shit for established gas/oil infrastructure, which might actually make it more efficient to go to EVs, instead of gas. In much the same way they went straight to cell phones and bypassed landlines completely. It was a lot cheaper and easier to throw up a bunch of cell phones towers, than to try to dig and lay cables all over the continent (It's fking huge) |
| Imagine falling for the memory fud lmao, i can respect any bear but a memory bear is the absolute lowest of scum |
| You're laughing? People are explosively defecating, and you're laughing?! Yeah me too 💀 |
| But REDWIRE |
| I sold some in my CFD account, currently going well, probably blows my account by the time I wake up |
| Was just sitting here considering how notifying congress of war round 2 hasn’t caused a blip |
| Depends on the level of ripeness |
| I just want public transportation in the Midwest |
| Haha classic |
| JAPAN CONSIDERS LIFTING BAN ON U.S. POTATO IMPORTS - NIKKEI\n\nBigly on po-ta-to |
| Hell yeah |
| Is that a euphemism |
| Lost 20k on robinhood prediction markets during the world cup\n\nBought HOOD calls with the rest. I'll win right? |
| I wouldn’t buy that POS even if it was $1 |
| 🥰 beneath a forbidding exterior |
| Oh yeah it doesnt help people make decisions or complete tasks more efficiently, helps correct mistakes, give recommendations for design, provide fast instructions. Work smarter not harder dimwit. |
| I heard some athlete is using PEDs? Anyone hear about that one |
| Damn. Don’t bananas usually plug someone up? |
| covered calls or let it ride? |
| *Tarvis |
| Bitcoin is pumping. You know what that mean? 🫦 |
| Lawyer here, was top of my class in bankruptcy and had a short stint at it in work.\n\nDon't go there, your clients are broke. Shocking, I know |
| SHORT EVERYTHING !!! |
| Is ibm that important? |
| remember that time you panic sold your lcid for -80% returns and then 90 minutes later it was up by double? |
| The 6 bananas I had yesterday really jarred something loose. Shat 3 times. \n\n |
| I had success increasing the swap file size so I could run a 17Gig LLM on a system with 16Gig....gemma4 from memory, it was surprisingly good considering!!\n\nThe thing to remember here is that if the OS is installed on an nvme drive, then this is on the PCI express lane and not on storage, so the access is many magnitudes faster being directly on the CPU channels.\n\nWhat you can't overcome is the hallucination of these smaller models the model needs to be in the vicinity of 31B parameter. 8Q to get those "reliable" results!\n\n\nThis means.....more RAM....not heaps, but more! |
| Welp. I'm holding 100 shares of MU at 984. I'll let you know how this works out. |
| I don't even own a home and I own an EV, regarded? |
| Koreans cant wait for market to open to sell all their leveraged stocks at a loss |
| Comments are so bearish im 99% sure it recovers 10% by EOW |
| Are you? |
| Ok my bro Apprehensive |
| IBM Bag holder spotted |
| Lmao |
| Hahahahahahaha get wrecked |
| Jumped out of mine earlier today for a small gain. Didn’t like how it was moving |
| In the past, why did I sell at a loss. Why!! |
| There's also Mbessi I think. Confusing |
| How much did you regards loss today? |
| Someone out there thought of this and made this |
| Yeah but only because Excel doesn’t buzz my phone every 30 seconds with some horseshit. |
| Lol 4% up is not ripping.\n\nI'm going to start a petition to have the mods ban anyone who says a thing is ripping or dumping when the move is less than 10%. |
| Are you in charge of AI spend at a Fortune 500? |
| Are you? |
| Youre correct, i have no clue what that guy just said ngl |
| > Volonaut Airbike\n\n> Max pilot mass: 95kg (209lbs)\n\nYou sure about that! |
| dump it!! |
| So calls? |
| 🌽 will pump if enough people get desperate for a win |
| https://preview.redd.it/b9n2fkatt9dh1.png?width=238&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae8165d2bbd57636317a457b5bddbc9e1e9ef441\n\n |
| working the system |
| [adult swim] |
| Imagine not making the 1st legend the WSB Mod that ended the greatest bull market ever.\n\nPokimane |
| Liquidation in the KGB sense |
| And we are back to stopping the bombing if they negotiate. Master at art of the deal 👌 😂 |
| Looking for nvda to test that crazy 221 wick from premarket tmr |
| Its what they get for supporting the nazis |
| And they use ai to check. |
| Also means you’re getting instant replies, not their smartest agentic thinking models |
| Stock market is a clown show and people somehow think SNDK, SKHY and MU will just go up forever because why not. |
| Oh no I’ve made thousands selling CC’s and am still up on my shares |
| gains dissappeared after close |
| HOOD, don't be shy, go to 125. My calls need it please |
| Does the SK Hynix run continue into tomorrow? |
| 10-15 min expiry 0dtes. They go for 10-20x every day on average, and few times a quarter ndx goes around $0.5 to $60-80 per contract. |
| Oppa Gangnam Style!! |
| Watching kospi at night was like watching the cartoon network at night |
| Your daily conversations with your wife and her boyfriend is the next generation of training data |
| easy there stud. Dont break anything |
| He hwangs them so low they touch the ground |
| I would've bought these puts if anyone here told me yesterday |
| War news will hold us back\n\nGonna need some big (legit) business deals or gov spending/regulation to pump |
| Dumb \nRetards \nAlways \nMad |
| SPY is down 7 Wednesdays in a row. Core PPI tomorrow which will be benign. I think we will get a green Wednesday after all. |
| It kinda hit the wall with the iphone |
| But they are not remotely similar in what has been driving their moves. You’re comparing oranges and apples. |
| somehow its on sale now but not in march lol, id be careful here tbh, might chop side ways for a minute |
| Has anything changed about 🌽 being exit liquidity for criminals? No. |
| Well, my evening is planned out now. |
| Pretty funny that like 1/30 Koreans got margin called this past few weeks and then we got a monster memory rally today. Market is cold. |
| I love my fellow American brothers and sisters - but collectively, sometimes we are the biggest dumbasses on earth.\n\nWe literally created the EV market (The cool ones, anyway) and 20+ years later, total EV sales of new cars is \~6%, despite having one of the most expansive supercharging station infrastructures. \n\nMeanwhile, China 60%, Norway **90%**!!! FFS, In Nepal, 57% of all new cars are EVs - and their second car is usually riding on the back of a sherpa.\n\nThat's why I find it so special when I hear retards bitch about the price of gas.\n\nThe biggest hindrance: "Range Anxiety" - How many people legitimately drive more than 300 miles a day (or even in a week?)🤦♂️ \n\nIf pulling into your garage at the end of the day and plugging your car in is a challenge, you probably shouldn't be allowed to own a car. |
| The 370 strike for 1/21/28 did coincidently have the most volume for that expiration today |
| Your thinking was good. If a challenger to Tesla feels interesting, Lucid and Rivian are possibilities. The way investing works, you get a higher +EV if you get in early, but it’s higher risk. So I bought into both companies. Small positions to open. After a few weeks, they weren’t moving in the right direction so I closed them for a small loss. \n\nHad either or both started trending upward, I would have added more. Jumping into the water with a huge position is how you get hurt. |
| You'd have to hate money |
| Any respectable college checks for AI usage. |
| Except it’ll probably cost 10x |
| The market is just feening for a reason to leave this range, which way do we go |
| So basically Amazons Alexa? |
| Probably true \n\nUK has just got to 50% new car purchases being EV and I think that's largely real preference. There's incentives but not insane ones. \n\nBut there's ships and aeroplanes not transitioning yet. Gonna be a year or two |
| Imagine never being flirted with and no lingerie but you’re spending $30k+ a year. I used to have a very rigid view of betrayal |
| Between now and earnings might be a good time for a small position, although I do not think the earnings will give a big positive boost. Idk honestly, on the one side it is bad on the other side it is probably not the bottom but idk |
| Buy |
| Friendship ended with silicon, time to move on to corn |
| FOMO's a bitch |
| Russia slowly imploding in the corner |
| Thank you, WSB mate! |
| Losing all of my money still doesn't hurt as much as losing NewJeans |
| Probably hedges for stock, \n\nwould be overall down massive |
| Hue hue hue\n\nGottem |
| I’ll cash out at $250 by the end of the week. But I have a feeling I might have just become a lifelong community member. |
| is it charging a fee |
| I was expecting France to win.\n\n Now, my Norwegian ass will probably have to put up with the Argentinian GF's gloating for four more years. |
| Dang IBM apocalypse.. unreal!!! |
| It’s sooo tight wow 🥴 |
| could have been much worse tbf |
| Dang |
| SOXL going back to $150 this week. \n\nPeople still digesting the IBM news but it’s not good. \n\nPlus OpenAI making a fn Alexa in 2026. We are effed. |
| https://preview.redd.it/epsn6ek6t9dh1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e7975c33792b75b85ba9cf02bf8bc5fb7e46ab |
| Imagine owning DRAM lmao |
| Seems money is rotating from AI to crypto. Time to buy butt🌽? |
| 👺👺👺 |
| They getting rugged right now, look at $SKHY |
| Probably saw the snap glasses and said “Shit, let’s go sound. Thats another sense.” |
| Guarantee it was someone on this sub who lost 30k selling those puts |
| I sold my 600 ORCL shares to buy 25 x 100cs. I’m 4x leveraged now. Just go back to 140 🙏🏽 |
| Are they in direct competition? Why would MSFT attempt a deal with them if that’s true? |
| I'm holding these diamonds to 0. |
| Probably. It's fairly close to the \~12 year cycle low / lul that we always see tho. Probably not a bad time to dip my toes back in, just a little bit. |
| Iran would respond with destroying gulf infrastructure and oil will hit $300 a barrel. Never gonna happen lol |
| Exactly why I own ORCL |
| You might wish that you bought IBM puts yesterday but the SEC are likely on the way to your house rn if you did |
| I know some of these words. |
| You’ve got $190 BILLION raised and you’ve hired Jony Ive - THE IPHONE CREATOR - and after all of that, HE DELIVERS YOU A FUCKING SPEAKER.\n\nThis AI garbage is fucking doomed. So, the iPhone competitor, is, a smart speaker, like Amazon and Apple already have, but with significantly less support.\n\nJony Ive has flopped so hard recently, the Ferrari was a global flop, ridiculed as destroying everything Ferrari stands for. And now Jony is delivering you a speaker? \n\nOpenAI is going to go down in the history books as one of the largest corporate fails in the history of the world. This is Enron level shit.\n\nAre you for real Sam? A fucking speaker? Where the fuck is the next revolutionary AI device?\n\nNobody, I repeat fucking nobody wants OpenAI in their homes listening to their every fucking conversation.\n\nFacebook Portal did the same fucking shit and tanked so hard it was DEAD ON ARRIVAL. |
| step 1 have insider info |
| Koreans got all their money in 2 stocks. The whole country finna get rugged lmaooo |
| Make it 200bps, I need to refi about 10 mortgages |
| Hooly Sheet. Well done |
| sounds like we're taking kharg island tonight |
| He’s hooked 🤣 |
| | Ticker | Target | Entry | Current | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **NFLX** ▲ | $76.70 (above) | $74.47 | $73.52 | +3.0% | Jul 16, 5:32 PM | |
| !banbet |
| lmao |
| Good point |
| I don’t expect it to get there, just looking for an oversold bounce to sell soon and wanted a little time value and not spend like 3k per call |
| Just order your “extra big ass fries” and move along |
| 40 minutes until the Korean premarket unleashes. Brass your buttholes both bulls and 🌈 🐻 |
| I’m one bout of 🥭🥬 diarrhea away from my goal weight. I don’t need no LILY NVO HIMS |
| Depends on how you use it. If you probe it's memory - yah it would likely be. If you ask it to look it up and verify with sources it'll immediately get back to you with it isn't. \n\nAgents I'm using don't report it as private - as I ask them to validate assumptions. It's in my [agents.md](http://agents.md) / [claude.md](http://claude.md) file, and forced via various plugins. |
| Bear market rally that will fade again soon enough. |
| Never |
| Imagine selling $40 worth of options to make lunch money and wake up with a 30k loss |
| And then there’s me: sold over 1000 shares at $60 during the first round of tariffs. My stock sale was someone’s once in a lifetime win.\n\nThen invested it in gold and silver near the top.\n\nI’d have a fully paid-off house by now. Watching MU stock take off has been very, very painful. I even reconsidered buying back in at 300 before backing off on principle of not paying 5x what I sold a stock for (doubling down on foolishness). |
| You would have saved so much time to everyone. Is that guy Hwang? |
| Fox News like 5 minutes ago he said “strike on Iran will continue until I say it’s enough” |
| Everyone is nice until the money runs out |
| Finally a little pop, my bags are heavy |
| Isn't that also just because there is a 30% cap on the largest stock? |
| pre earnings warning - relatively small double miss - but it just got rerated up because it wasn't a misser, so rerated back down... took NOW with it... which is kinda funny because NOW isn't really married to ibm, but they had announced a deal last month. |
| I’m jacked to the tits on ORCL |
| No more semis for me |
| Tech really seems to be hitting a wall with consumer products. |
| more like margin called |
| c00ked. \n\nPuts. |
| My best guess is look for stocks whose P/E multiple just went stratospheric due to implied future promise, and pray their earnings call implodes and shows weakness in that same factor that caused the initial multiple expansion. |
| 250/275 next 9 months |
| Okay fuck so now I’m curious with OAI’s speaker what’s their little “attention” phrase gonna be? Hey Alexa/Google/Siri all feel pretty natural to say |
| Flat Futes means green at open🚀🚀🚀 |
| https://preview.redd.it/eqhsp3xls9dh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28f386c64b7553121ea7c907eca9508597a0e467 |
| That’s honestly pretty wholesome |
| wtf does IBM even do anymore? Regardless its calls. |
| Leaps are calling me like the green goblin mask. |
| What’s he saying? Not seeing anything |
| IBM news was supposed to be a good news for semis. SaaS etf IGV dropped below 50 day moving average but bounced back and closed above it. IBM news only affected IBM mostly and most SaaS stocks closed way above their open price. I think this is bullish for SaaS. |
| Did you say $230 by Friday? |
| The Neverending StooooReeeEeYYyyYY\n\nAhhha Ahhaa Aha aha... |
| Interesting that across SpaceX and Tesla the senior leaders in design, engineering and management are pretty much nice, friendly people - brilliant and driven but humble. Other large caps I’ve noticed can have brilliant but awful people. Musk the true personality hirer, maybe making up for something lol |
| Really tough call. Not something I would have touched. Leverage and inertia are going down and have plenty to drop. But earnings coming in after this week could pump those numbers back, especially if it drops like crazy now (though the 'pump' may not reach our current levels if the KOSPI dumps enough). |
| hes gonna livestream it during his thing thursday |
| Most degenerates are "religious". |
| Here’s to Bill Hwang. May your options always be in the money you degenerate fucks! 💵💰🍾🍻🥃🍸🍹 |
| Iran and US exchanging missiles |
| Definitely |
| Welcome to the r/ibm community. The channel is full of lifetime members. 😂 |
| Big Thick Cock |
| >TRUMP: WILL SAVE ENERGY TARGETS IN IRAN FOR LAST\n\nYes, after 100 bps of cuts |
| BTC |
| bunch of drunken koreamen gambling on leveraged etfs with 10x their net worth and panic sell at a loss at the first sign of trouble |
| im so bored i’ll go full port nflx tomorrow just to feel something |
| Tldr; Bill "Owns ya mudda and sells her rudda" "gimme a dolla today and I'll have 20 tomorrah" Hwang |
| I just need money for a Volonaut Airbike and a storm trooper costume...is that too much to ask for? 😫 |
| Didn't have enough tokens to include "And"... So Keep Calm, and STFU 😅 |
| Imagkne holding Oracle for the past 2 years just to lose 12% |
| Lolll |
| At what point do we start buying ORCL |
| ORCL is gonna ruin my life |
| Docu on esrnings in 2021 Q4, gave 1200x. It was better cause people actually played that one.\n\nThis one was unexpected\n\nShares fell from like 225 to 135\n\n200p went 50x\n180p went 200x\n160p went 1200x\n\nHow do i know. I sold my 180p and 160p 5 mins before close |
| What happened to the 300k into spcx guy? Is he alright? |
| I'm expecting your calls to print. |
| TRD is managed by psychiatry typically. You’d be hard pressed to find a family doc that feels comfortable managing TRD and the liability associated with it, or the adverse effects of spravato. |
| And just like last night, the market has zero faith in the Koreans |
| Bye bears |
| Brutha. While true, those options were already worth $3,000 4 minutes after market open. And they were purchased close to the end of the day yesterday |
| Did anyone take JNJ lottos |
| I like how every AI still thinks SPCX is private, they think I'm an insider whenever I bring in it up |
| Can this tard stop saying shit unless it’s a TACO |
| Great. Now teach us how to predict these events |
| 755 tomorrow |
| Poor earnings report |
| Zero chance. |
| For a short? |
| Is there anything better? |
| IV was crazy, you are right on that, it was higher than any other semi name, I entered on high margin, basically 2x leverage. I unloaded because thesis played out and I didn't want to hold the sector, but tbh I also thot it was running to 350-400, I just didn't want exposure to something I don't even understand tbh\n\njensen + s&p rumors here on reddit + the actual announcement were enough for me |
| Just wait until Indians and Africans have enough money to buy oil consuming shitboxes |
| 7/17 $265 |
| Different Asian guy. Nvidia guy makes chips you can eat. This guy blows up banks and ends up on Squid Game |
| Why imagine? Just ask your dad how it felt |
| That’s ambitious. Only touching leaps rn, too volatile |
| Do u got ne crack |
| Sorry, iPhone can’t do that right now |
| What time you got on that there pocket watch mister? |
| You can rub my crystal balls |
| because hormuz is closing her legs |
| Will the Koreans have the balls to buy 2 days in a row? |
| The problem is TRD is seldom just a medication issue. And we have cheaper alternatives like rTMS available. If you’ve ever been in a psych clinic you’ll know that most patients barely have access to good evidence based psychotherapy. Any discussion of starting spravato starts as a discussion around logistics and access to care. \n\nAnd this is excluding the apprehension most people have to ever trying something like this. \n\nMost people are hesitant to keep trying SSRIs when the first one or two don’t work.\n\nScaling will likely be limited to the infrastructure that is ultimately available and how many wealthy patients you can find. |
| gpu demand is basically restricted by power and infra at this point. it is otherwise still in a free climb. we wont see an actual reduction in gpu unit demand probably in at least 5 years |
| Highest option increase I’ve seen on IBM was 118,000% increase. Imagine you had insider info for that drop….. |
| Ask me if I’ve got time |
| Imagine working a 10 hour shift and coming home to a fat wife. |
| That’s my ranking too! |
| i got shorts on Sandisk, i'm going with sell |
| can't wait for kospi to twerk at 8est |
| Up and down nearly 0.5% on SPY 4 times throughout the day? |
| Forgot to rub my crystal ball yesterday. Otherwise would have totally made this trade |
| You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could make that list that you didn't stop to think if you should |
| What are we thinking about $TSM for Thursday morning? |
| That doesn't necessarily mean someone bought it for $2 and held it until $3000 to sell. |
| No you |
| Its a couple feet into my property |
| I bought $7k worth of Micron at $70 in 2022-2023. \n\nStill own 80% of that position after locking in quadruple digits gains. |
| is this why memory is selling off AH |
| It went up a little, but did so strongly. Thing is, we 'know' the bear market will probably end between now and the end of the year. That's got some people hopeful that the end is 'imminent'. In reality, Bitcoin just barely broke highs from last week while barely eking out higher lows in between and most people (judging by prediction markets and analyst comments) predict that the end of summer will see new lows even if July seems to be up. Basically, a subset of people are optimistic that the lows for the year are in because there haven't been lower lows since... two weeks ago, lol. |
| Damn. The Koreans are gonna really panic now |
| True story. Didn't work out in the end for the man, but nobody can doubt this man's faith |
| IBM |
| Might be a sign ordinance violation and/or (god forbid) an HOA violation, but either way you're looking at fines in a worst case scenario.\n\nsmartest thing to do is to just use margin to pay any applicable fines IMO. good long-term returns on this one. |
| What a joke. So glad I sold that shit this morning |
| Openai really said what if we make a speaker but with ai lmao overpaid bastards |
| Over reliance on an LLM to think for you |
| Well yeah, the last time it moved this much in a single day was multiple decades ago back in '87. This was a generational event. |
| How are you going to paint it without trespassing in their airspace? Maybe if you can pull the fence into your property, paint it, and then put it back up. They can always put their own fence up on their side. |
| Why's oil suddenly rising? |
| Cramer needs to stfu I stg. Last time he yapped his mouth the memory sector crashed |
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| Like hitting a 9 leg parlay\n\nWelcome to the casino |
| I bought a 370c 9/18 today lol |
| No no no sir, please hit it on the way back. We need your services in the office tomorrow. Thanks! |
| WSB: Don’t buy NVDA at $190-200. Wait and buy at $235 |
| IBM would like a word... |
| It will never pop as long as there are college students with papers to write. |
| Can argentina win? |
| in a completely shocking >!(to no one)!< turn of events, the futes have resumed being ghey again 😒 |
| What happened to Oracle? |
| Well… you know why… |
| Maybe it's time to buy MSTR calls |
| An anime archetype of a girl who acts cold and like she hates someone but actually really likes them. Think of it like a love-hate relationship trope. |
| Hey, it ain’t over till it’s over |
| Holy fuck, what happened to ibm today? |
| Am I crazy that skhymen actually looks like good entry point over night? |
| But I was told to sell TSLA because competition was coming? \n\nAre they not coming? |
| Did not read it, can you summarize and post again |
| Yessir\n\nMasculine balls slapping my chin would be no bueno\n\nBut feminine balls slapping my chin is :drake approves: |
| WHY AM I DOING ROBINHOOD PREDICTIONS AND UP MOMEY RECOVERING MY PUT LOSSES |
| Imagine being an ahole holding spcx $200 calls right now |
| Sad to see another African team eliminated. |
| I like memory because I forget easy |
| up or down? |
| it’s been a good bull run no doubt, i’m not necessarily even bearish yet because I can see the way the wind is blowing, nobody wants to hear that transformers might not be the end all be all.. hell, maybe someone figures out a new way of integrating another algo that makes it even better. i’m not weirdly assuming anything about your money, not sure what that’s about. |
| How far Nasdaq dump before the Asians tho |
| Id wait for more guidance |
| its meant to say 'KEEP CALM AND BUY IBM' you bloody regard |
| This is everyone’s dream. Literal lotto tickets |
| Slaving at the office, hopefully I'll hit a tree on the way there |
| phew my shorts for tomorrow are safe... |
| Tfw you poach a bunch of amazon and apple employees and this is the best they can come up with |
| Whew. I thought I was safe because I don't eat much lettuce. I'm double safe |
| That's too many words for some |
| Dinosaur as in old and about to be extinct or strong? |
| Historically, bubble pops started with large drops of well-known companies that were part of the bubble. Like [Pets.com](http://Pets.com) in 2000 and AIG for 2008. Of course there was Lehman, WAMU etc., but AIG kind of exemplified a good bit of what had created the 2008 bubble and it's fun to look at its chart from back then.\n\nMaybe IBM won't be the canary in the coalmine, but imo it's a candidate right now. |
| Is that you son? If you give up the back of the dumpster work we will acknowledge you again. |
| England is 3:1 in bet market, an Argentina win can tripple your money instantly |
| Cramer just pitched KOSPI as a great buy. 😔 |
| https://preview.redd.it/fv9i6qx9r9dh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84e8ca3f5a6f8fd67b6d97d386abafe6d67533a9 |
| Where tf is the IBM put gain porn did no one called this shit ? |
| Honestly kinda wanna full port corn, because the memes. Ain't no way it doesn't go up...? |
| https://preview.redd.it/grgtlk59r9dh1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48cdc43480389fbd05be03f0be6db0b6ea7cf51d |
| People did get mad, isn't that the point of the mad money show? |
| Congrats cybersecurity bros i guess. The thesis finally came true after all the bloodshed. |
| NVDA at $190 last week was such a no brainer for calls. \n\nToo bad I have no balls. |
| Pretty sure there was some government intervention from the treasury behind the drop |
| Just in: Explosive all diarrhea victims has been identified as ORCL investors. |
| well done cooked |
| IN \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/feoe31n4r9dh1.jpeg?width=765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3c8ddf23b4cac14d54dfc82aa6d6f28fb445d1e |
| Come on Korea |
Agreed. Lots of Iran noise. Once (hopefully) this crap is over, I think it will drop faster than most people expect.\n\nChina is buying almost nothing.\n\n reuters.com www.reuters.com |
| Mods sacrificed a goat for the best tickers today. The stock market CEO will decide if it's good or bad news for your portfolio tomorrow. Best of luck. |
| Is that the NVidia guy who wears a leather jacket? |
| Imagine the AI bubble popping from this |
| Man, I wish I could read |
| John? |
| SKHY, LMFAO! |
| JP3 is better than lost world imo |
| Bitcorn ripping |
| Puts? |
| Bro it's like three paragraphs |
| Wendy's is a family |
| You gotta order it there or you get like 1/4 portions of everything |
| ASML is literally prohibited from presenting underwhelming earnings |
| what I thought, was crazy, read that he refused to sell his position, because he believed in Christ and had faith that GOD was going to reward his patience... |
| I hope this is true but what the fuck is wccftech |
| I don't think so, numbers already sucked and now the stock market finally reflects it. |
| I don't want profits anymore, I just want a loving family |
| Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do |
| Asian guy |
| Funny, just last week my ex was bragging that when her parents kick it, they'd be leaving her $2 million in IBM stock.\n\nHa! Let's see her make ends meet on $1.5 million. Bet she's embarrassed now.... |
| Hopefully we are in the 1927-1928 range but it’s inevitable. |
| He isn't there to make correct calls but bring in viewers and he's good at that. |
| Yes. Future expectations does not equate to future though. |
| The key is to say it after they've dished the first portion. "Can I have chicken......... and veggies?" |
| Just like sk hynix today? |
| How do I factor this into my investment strategy? |
| Nah ur good definitely do that |
| Dumb AF |
| How can making memory be THAT valuable. Think about all the economic activity that goes into an index for a country. This is completely insane and I’m sick of pretending it’s not. |
| Living in NV , i gamble 1k on 0dte but so hesitant on putting 20 in the slot machines. |
| 🌽 |
| Nvidia has entered the chat |
| Jurassic park rankings: \nJurassic Park \nThe lost world \nJurassic world \nJurassic world rebirth \nJurassic world dominion \nJPIII \nJurassic world fallen kingdom |
| nobody wants or needs this |
| Down 7% yesterday. Up 2% today. We're so fucking back |
| All that horsepower, just to draw dumb imaginary lines on a 2 dimensional chart. |
| Because that’s an everyday sort of thing for them |
| Pray Google pumps into earnings |
| Weird one boys. Taking morality out of it, is it illegal to paint "Dumb Fuck" on my neighbors side of a fence on my property? |
| $20? In an airport maybe. |
| Don’t forget this guy was the reason behind the discovery pump |
| Science |
| SK economy will truly go down the shitter once the IA craze stops.\n\n1929 all over again. |
| We will find out tomorrow at 7:30! |
| Is that what IBM stands for? |
| Hey king, you dropped this: \n\n🍟\n\nNow get back to work\n🫵🤡🍟 |
| Guys I held SKHY call expiring on Friday. Am I cooked |
| Too busy buying Wendy's stock. See you nerds later, I'm going to space. |
| Can’t decide whether to pick up tomorrow or Thursday |
| same with me, i bought nebius the pos instead |
| If that's actually true then just trade during those two 15 minute windows and then you have the entire rest of the day to do whatever you want. |
| Depends how much the big boys decide to manipulate it I guess. Hedgies have a history of doing that |
| No, it’s theta is upside down or something |
| Oracle in my opinion. Whenever the market finds anything good about Oracle and it finally shifts to bullish I think it will go crazy. Backlog is insane 600B+ |
| So, ibm reporting that they missed earnings cause everyone was buying ai hardware is the start of the bubble popping? No doubt there is a bubble, I’m asking how ibm earnings pops that bubble. |
| The hedgefunds sold |
| Clueless corps trying to adopt AI agents and fire real people just creates more security vulnerabilities. Higher cybersecurity spend until there’s a “safe” and viable AI native competitor, which most likely will come from one of the already established platforms. CRWD, PANW, NET, FTNT all still relevant. IBM cited cyber security spend today as a reason they made less money competing for capex |
| you can read many books on the subject with thousands of references. this list is generated by chat gpt with the prompt "can you make a reading list that discusses china's projection of soft power / propaganda"\n\n* **Maria Repnikova —** ***Chinese Soft Power*** **(2022)** The best concise starting point. Repnikova explains how Chinese officials and scholars have adapted the Western concept of soft power, then examines Confucius Institutes, international media, educational exchanges, training programs, and diplomatic spectacles. It is analytical rather than polemical and emphasizes the gap between Beijing’s ambitions and actual audience reception.\n* **Kingsley Edney, Stanley Rosen, and Ying Zhu, eds. —** ***Soft Power with Chinese Characteristics: China’s Campaign for Hearts and Minds*** **(2020)** A broad edited collection covering the Xi era, with case studies extending from Hong Kong and Taiwan to Africa and Latin America. Particularly useful for understanding what “soft power” means inside the Chinese political system rather than simply applying Joseph Nye’s definition unchanged.\n* **Kingsley Edney —** ***The Globalization of Chinese Propaganda: International Power and Domestic Political Cohesion*** **(2014)** One of the clearest treatments of why external propaganda serves both foreign-policy and domestic-regime purposes. Edney shows how international messaging is intended not only to improve China’s reputation abroad, but also to validate CCP rule for audiences at home.\n* **Anne-Marie Brady —** ***Marketing Dictatorship: Propaganda and Thought Work in Contemporary China*** **(2008)** A foundational institutional study of how the CCP modernized Leninist propaganda through public relations, audience research, entertainment, advertising techniques, and more sophisticated message targeting. It mainly explains the domestic machinery, but that machinery provides the organizational basis for external messaging as well.\n* **David Shambaugh — “China’s Propaganda System: Institutions, Processes and Efficacy” (2007)** A classic article mapping the organizations and bureaucratic processes behind CCP propaganda. Read this alongside Brady for the institutional foundation. Shambaugh’s later work also argues that Beijing has frequently confused government-produced publicity with the attraction that constitutes soft power in Nye’s narrower sense.\n* **Maria Repnikova —** ***Competing for Soft Power: China’s Image-Making in Africa*** **(2026)** The strongest new book on how Chinese influence is experienced in a specific region. Using Ethiopia as its central case, Repnikova divides Chinese image-making into material inducement, promotion of ideas and governance practices, and control over the production and circulation of narratives. It is especially useful because it studies local reception rather than judging success solely from Beijing’s spending or intentions.\n\n |
| DRAM overnight ez money. Koreans are loving this |
| Even when I select double protein they give me the exact same scoop |
| Holy crap, good thing they lost... |
| Mods told me they were planning to sacrifice a goat. Does that help? |
| You should dabble more heavily in 0DTE’s if you’re looking for fast excitement |
| Wow! What an innovation! Maybe they could call it the Amazon Alexa Circa 2017! |
| Nice one! Get this dumbass his badge of retardness💪 |
| What lottos |
| Which one? |
| tee hee |
| what's a share? Is that kinda like an option? |
| Further proving the old adage - if you lose $1m it's your problem, if you lose $10bn it's Credit Suisse's problem |
| Kimchi Krew getting ready to smash that button |
| Guess what? It’ll do the same thing, or the opposite of that, tomorrow. Weird how that works huh |
| I don't care who's AI it is if it works and makes me money. |
| Bill just needed plot armor |
| Low Summer volume, boring af |
| Penny flip 0dte in the chop it’s actually profitable but yea I feel your pain |
| Bro hold onto it, the Koreans need it and they will thank you by not bricking the touch screen on your samsung fridge |
| Screenless means you can no longer tell when it is making things up |
| Pray to fuck blackrock sacrificed a cow for their earnings |
| It does seem really dumpy for all semis/memories right now in AH |
| Paper trades. Physical oil and spot prices based on futures have diverged to a ridiculous degree. Long term, yes, oil should trend towards being a commodity input for plastics production. But that's not where we're at for the moment. |
| It’s kind of strange that people come here to brag about only buying shares. |
| no happened to me once they become closing only besides some niche markets and seemed to lose interest faster |
| Options volume too high. People aren't trading the underlying, they're trading the leveraged instruments more than they are trading the underlying, so movement is largely from dealer hedging based on the option flows they're getting |
| tsundere? |
| Entered at 290 but let's say 300 because of IV, saw some gains, didn't set up a stop loss because this shit always backfire, and thought it was gonna at least gonna reach 350 before tapping out.\n\nAlas, it lost 10% the day after, then it kept dumping since, with no opportunity to unload the bag. |
| If you look at the 1 and 5 year chart these indexes look extra toppy but with how rigged this market is I’m definitely not buying puts anytime soon |
| who tf is selling rn |
| I’m only in LITE and i won’t bet against Jensen but you do gou |
| It's got some room to fall but yeah I'll nab some shares when it stabilizes |
| It's a Microsoft AI, so... |
| Is she selling the used ones, asking for a friend |
| I immediately bought it |
| Dang, dude is right. How do we invest in him? |
| Visa has talked about allowing their mainframes to run AI for faster and/or more in depth fraud detection. |
| just in case no one mentioned it...what da fuk is that font |
| Joke doesn't even make sense lol |
| If I was the Koreans I would be taking profits here. Up 30% in a day is a no brainer to sell. |
| Great advice. Buy a falling knife |
| Shit, I'd do that too, if I weren't a pussy. |
| Cramer says it's not 1999 again. Top is in |
| Did you remember to thank your Brahmin CEO today? |
| Bought at $388 awhile back…hold, hold! HOLD!! |
| But sir, the price did go up O.o |
| Tax loss harvest time |
| I sold my 290 bags on Monday your welcome |
| Were those experts part of this sub? |
| said bers are gay |
| I can't believe they allowed Jim Cramer to still have his Mad Money show after pumping IBM and it dropping by +25% today |
| Loss porn is still a win |
| Bot invasion |
| "Samsung Electronics and SK Hynix together account for \~52% of the entire KOSPI index, with Samsung at 27% and SK Hynix at 25%." \n\nwow |
| Guys, I saw 3 bullish corn comments today. WTF is happening over in magic internet money world? |
| everything is fine and gay in this world |
| There was like 10K OI |
| if by 2DTE you mean July 16th puts (not 17th) then you're losing anywhere between 33% to 80% overnight to theta tomorrow depending on how far OTM you are, would need a substantial move to offset that of at least 2-3 dollars down on SPY to break even |
| See u in a week |
| I feel this comment in my bones. \n\nAlthough, it is kind of a relief at the same time. |
| Does anyone get sick of the entirety of the market movement happening for fifteen minutes in the morning and at close. Objectively, the stock market is boring as shit 90% of the time. |
| what did BTC ceo say? |
| mine started out above the flat line..... then the same looking plunge of death, and back above the flat line but a little over half of the initial climb. |
| The 'if we dump a bunch of money into AI it will equal guaranteed profits and needing like 10% of the workers' bubble inside CEO heads. |
| WSB patron saint of 'it literally cannot go tits up' |
| That’s within the fist 5 minutes lmao |
| he bought puts |
| DONT TRY TO TEACH REASON TO DEGENERATES |
| Ah, you bought it *after* |
| Indian Business Machine is going to 0 |
| https://preview.redd.it/i5ft8wbmp9dh1.png?width=241&format=png&auto=webp&s=53d67a908c9d8f6b2920d5372c22c6b28386b10b\n\n |
| Ask it to tell you the best ticker to invest in that's gonna make you rich. Make it PROVE it's worth. NFA |
| ok but seriously, you are regarded, I loaded in the 260-290 zone for two weeks and exited mostly at 325, with the same exact thesis. What the fuck were you even doing... I wasn't even early lol |
| First half is nonsense but I’m with you on the pushing of medically assisted suicide, insidious stuff |
| Yea, they didn't make it strong enough |
| U trusting the Koreans not to slurp up every last drop of that +20%? |
| man took a 77% loss and still holding, respect the dedication to the cause. nana would be proud of that diamond hand energy even if the account is bleeding out |
| 740? |
| Have the 320 avg MRVL holders sold yet? \n\nTrying to find the bottom here |
| Yeah but it was down 55% before the clawing back most of it |
| “Buy-a-mainframe-after-every-3-years” bubble |
| IBM is pretty good at counting numbers… just ignore their business from 1933 to 1945. |
| Honestly, Bill is hard to beat! He has done something very few regards in history have managed to do. Not only was he capable, but he had the cajones to do it as well! |
| GAP - Hailey Bieber |
| Very true. Happened to me with Nike and The Trade Desk |
| What are your moves tomororw?! |
| Uncanny ability to full port at the top |
| What’s your price target |
| Could have taken out way more boomers tbh |
| sir, please just pull up to the 2nd window. |
| One of China's biggest disadvantages is that they have very little in oil that can be drilled. So, they encourage EV adoption. It's actually amazing. Unfortunately, they are also building enough coal power plants to kill us all.\n\nIn the US, EVs are \~6% of new cars. In China, it's reached almost 60% and appears to be trending upwards. That has an outsized effect, considering the population size.\n\nNow add in European adoption because of their comically high prices from regulation (In Norway, **93% of new cars are EVs** \- that's bananas), countries in the middle east leaving OPEC specifically because they want to pump more, and I think Oil will inevitably collapse.\n\nI know oil has many uses other than cars, but this must have a huge cumulative effect on the margins, especially as worldwide production continuing to steadily increase. Once this Iran shitshow is over, and the risk premium evaporates, oil is going to tank, and head far below $60. We saw how fast it went from $100 to $70 (mere days), despite all the experts claiming it would be 6-9 months after the war was over before prices really started to drop.\n\nEdit: I forgot. If oil does drop, Russia is going to have a hard time funding their war and if that conflict ends, the drop in oil will accelerate even faster. |
| "Hi! I'm CoPilot, and I am ready to help you as your AI companion. Just let me know what youd like and I'll take it from there."\n\nCoPilot this is so cool!!!!! Okay type up a word document about server backups. No? Okay just turn off the PC. No? Okay just enable dark mode. No? Why the fuck are you here? |
| How do you have 40k loss when it pumped 27% |
| We're all just faking it until we make it big dawg |
| Meant puts* but ts doing a 1-10 stock split so do by $5 puts become $50 puts? |
| seeing him in that blue suit i cant help but think he looks like a man who just told his broker "one more contract please" with a completely straight face\n\n \nthe part about goldman selling before everyone else is so perfectly wall street it almost hurts. they really sat on that call nodding along about teamwork then hung up and clicked sell faster than i close my trading app when my boss walks by\n\n \ni lost like 400 bucks on a bad options play last month and felt sick for a week. this guy lost 20 billion in a day and apparently his first response was basically "no thanks" to the margin desk\n\n \nthe mcdonalds backstory got me too. went from flipping burgers to blowing up credit suisse whole prime brokerage division. thats some real character development |
| Chat, do I hold my 40k loss on sk hynix or sell right now? |
| Berzkit |
| Watching the after hour market, why do i have a big hunch Korea is going to giga dump |
| PE ratio above 25, what the hell are you all complaining about? The company is richly valued even after the selloff.\n\nMy brothers in casino what are you rambling about |
| https://www.seriouseats.com/pambazo-mexican-chorizo-potato-sandwich-recipe-8602681 this will change your life |
| Because of math |
| Up 70% in the past thirty years. Fuck this turd |
| It’s so disappointing when you get over your imposter syndrome and you realize most people are also retarded. |
| My SOXL Calls fed me today lmao |
| Yea 2-4 weeks out is probably the earliest I’d start building a position if I had interest, but I’m just trying to save them from the worst of it lol. You see these kind of moves often be followed by -3 to -5% days repeatedly in the first few days afterwards. |
| I'm a well respected gentleman from where I come from. |
| Good for jewelry and that’s mostly it by now |
| What happens w my Sox’s puts ? |
| Which is the 2x etf? |
| Would you like me to play you a song? |
| Can MRVL stop dumping only to be followed by the most pathetic pumps?\n\nI did a full port on the YOLO account thinking there was a quick easy buck to make with the S&P500 inclusion, only to be left holding the bag. |
| Oil has real world utility where silver and crypto do not. The first 4 digit day I had was when /es bottomed out at 662, I have been at this for a long time I am well aware how this works. I don’t even have uso calls for the record. |
| I was wondering that exactly same thing wtf |
| Great write up, literally 80-90% of this sub would top this give the opportunity. |
| Pair this with RTO mandates, and now you’ve got company data on lock down. All conversations, relevant or not, being eavesdropped on? Employee monitoring? Damn, the synergistic solutions will truly be a catalyst for cutting edge pivots. |
| **BanBet Lost** — /u/more_aero (1W - 1L, 50%)\n\n| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** ▼ | $748.25 → $742.00 | -0.8% | 1d | Lost | |
| So a Amazon echo |
| The old retard-double-down. Nice! |
| btc just had good earnings send it higher boss |
| It’s down 16% bro |
| Lucid? I thought they went bankrupt. |
| The reason is because you can eat more if you have this as the drink. If you drink 300 calories of liquid sugar, non-diet, you fill up super quickly.\n\nThis is why DC is goated. You get to eat more food 🫃 |
| turns out the secret was having the commerce department call CEO's and tell them to make a deal with you or else. \n\nidk why people didn't think of that sooner, are they dumb? |
| Yeah I do. Eric the Red, so suck it pleb |
| I bookmarked for when I learn 2 read |
| OpenAI thinks hardware is as simple as buying Jony Ive lol |
| An overreaction is the stock tanking cause the CEO got merc'd by Mario brother |
| Where did the bears go? We hardly went up and they scattered back to their holes |
| A man who wears a bra is not a man |
| a bit I like to add:\n\nOwe them $100 billion, that's the taxpayers' problem. |
| I never understood why people were betting on Lucid |
| Limp? |
| No that’s not the difference at all. But just keep losing money. |
| Where’s the earnings calendar?! Always f%*%ing with sh*\*t. |
| My Space X calls and SK putts will feed generations |
| retail just realized btc will go to 1 million (obviously infinite) and dont want to miss out. lol. |
| Average cost $270 holy fuk 😂🤣 |
| https://preview.redd.it/7z0iqcwto9dh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bb579dce6ac28d76256643cb901272c076f9cd5 |
| IBM is one of the key players in the quantum trade but who knows how many decades away that will matter. PE is 25 plenty of room for this to continue lower this is not a value play |
| If you were familiar with the GOAT you’d understand |
| i’m going to pretend you meant no |
| What bubble would be popping from ibm’s earnings today? |
| That's the delivery guy |
| Ok, maybe it’s Elon. |
| How could you beat the GOAT? |
| Lol. Inverse wsb's is actually often not the play. WSBs beats the spy almost every year. They even track it in the thread at the start of every year |
| This is antidotal, but Samsungs memory division made more this year than its entire ~40 year existence |
| How many $’s in groceries for one trip from the car? I’ve maxed at $278 of Walmart shit. Was like $150 5 years ago. |
| diet soda is disgusting. tastes like cancer. And paradoxically, the median person I usually see drinking it is fatter than the median person I see drinking normal soda.\n\nDiet Coke is more like Diet Cope. |
| btc bull w |
| https://preview.redd.it/7b1usz8no9dh1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43d4995170f101cd2ea41967444e5b006680763a |
| I want to believe, but all I feel is\n\n| \n| , \n| | \n| \_ |
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| What’s up with LCID? Short squeeze? |
| Love the optimism lol |
| I just don’t want to be banned by pink haired folks from every sub I enjoy |
| why is the 2x leverage SKHY only up 28.72% when SKHY is up 27.28% lmao |
| Damn those 940 spy calls today huh |
| Cramer! |
| What about ibm in quantum computing realm? Any prospect? |
| we are so back |
| I mean if you're eating out |
| https://preview.redd.it/mcvdyjwfo9dh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7870b99cca4007ac4701f6cd309915e8684a4a5\n\n \nWhy am I degenerative regard |
| I thought Mbappe was the goat? |
| Congrats ur rich |
| hmmm, you might be ok. I doubt it rips higher tomorrow. |
| Retail dumped hard yesterday so o assume that kind of had something to with it. Felt bad for them man. 1/32 Koreans getting margin calls is fucking insane |
| I’ve been shorting since I made 13000% of that earnings call when price when from 210/220 to 340/330 overnight. Chart wise it has a lower gap to be filled at 98-120 so once that fills you can start buying leaps, I started grabbing leaps today but I think it needs to fill that gap worse case best case this is the bottom |
| IBM hit just one hit after another for ORCL. Down 12% over last month in my port. |
| Yep |
| Hi all I'm a retard office worker. How i can get rich? Ty |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SPY** | $759.47 (above) | $751.95 | +1.0% | 23h 60m | |
| WHERE MY WORKING LATE GANG AT, LET ME HEAR YOU ROAR!!!\n\n🦁😭😭😭😭🦁 |
| !banbet SPY +1% 1d |
| I will pay for 2 Koreans’ annual AI girlfriend subscriptions if you ball out tonight. 🙏 |
| Iran is not tsundere, Mango: they really fucking hate you. |
| You have low iq amerifat taste buds. Just drink water |
| But I could use the chatGPT app on my iPhone. So? |
| What’s everyone playing for earnings |
| If someone would just give me a small loan of 10 billion dollars I could do this\n\nI promise to only lose the 10 billion dollars and not a dollar more |
| https://preview.redd.it/1ref1pcao9dh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7484145d0c2c569ba16ed5bd5ded129cdde1919 |
| Hell no lmfao |
| Your post made me check IBM and holy shit.\n\nMy MRVL bags feel somehow OK now. |
| Why did it crash like that though |
| Going in for LCID short squeez ride |
| Nope |
| They have $130b in debt and had half a century of revenue. Need to work out if it’s worth what they have to show for it |
| Bearish sentiment. They want to go down all the time. If they gap up on premarket, they will likely fade during the day |
| yea i agree its pretty dumb movements, very little market analysis. |
| We wouldn't have this problem if Norwegians would just hit the "buy" button. |
| So what do we think about gold and silver, dead for another 15 years or? |
| We will learn diddly squat |
| Things are getting extra spicy 🌶 heavily long oil ! 🚀 |
| Yeah margin call to receivable there got to 5% already, probably near or at the top now |
| Total. |
| Why the hell is it up so much? I thought software was dead? Or is cybersec hot? |
| Have you tried Bing? |
| If you choose any drink other than diet coke at the fountain when you eat your meals, you're a dumbass.\n\nPullin' a rip from a fresh DC mid-meal is unreal |
| Calls!! but I'm retarded and don't know what half of those words mean. |
| the smalllll difference being, nobody invested trillions of dollars into 4k TVs because they thought they would replace the modern white collar employee.. |
| Wild. Not sure how inflation is decreasing then |
| JUST CHANGE THAT MF TICKER TO "HBM" |
| That is too much work to just inverse wsb |
| premarket |
| I think it’s more just that he doesn’t want the market to tank before midterms. If he has a position he bought in during the March madness |
| Friend pin only creepier. Masayoshi Son you done it again! |
| 🤣 |
| Bring back the 5 stars |
| Why am o gambling bitcoin prices dear lord and it’s workong |
| cybersec stocks are free money |
| A True Regard! |
| I would even say wait a few months or just pick an amount you want to put in and DCA over like 3-5 purchases over the next 6 months. |
| you don’t even know who the CEO of the company you’re shilling is??? lmao |
| Future millionnaire... |
| Wtf just happened 🌽 |
| Yes |
| Hodl |
| https://preview.redd.it/7qzi4r1vn9dh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=676f97ee40df3165d5db23a62a840e7515ea30bd |
| Downwards, yes |
| She sucked my hynix |
| No clue how i messed this up, b and d aren't even close together on the keyboard. |
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| Anyone else think orcl is the move? |
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| Which one is MJ12? Michael Jordan? Michael Jackson? |
| Did anyone take JNJ lottos |
| i bought 2dte spy puts at close. am i cooked? |
| Bro thought a Chinese company would be successful in America LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| IBM fucking sucks. Their products are terrible. I’m surprised they’ve made it this long |
| Was she saying “oh yes Lil E yes” by any chance? |
| BREAKING: Korean Government have restored the buy button after an intern accidentally removed it |
| Bookmarked. I'll finish reading over the next couple of days and then comment. |
| You're not wrong. But Larry Ellison is a deranged fundamentalist ideology kind vs. the normal fuck everyone else as long as I get rich "normal" company leadership kind. |
| Present.\n\nWaiting for my dividends to hit to offset my loss lmao |
| holy fuck reddit is so stupid. thank you for this subreddit. |
| Don't they open in just over an hour? |
| I’m sleeping pretty good at night being a bystander to this shitshow. I got front row tickets just by coming here and taking advantage of the godly amount of entertainment value this sub has. |
| Am I a regard sitting on MSFT calls? |
| \+/- 10% |
| https://preview.redd.it/uhig8gyin9dh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c50c59a5b1ec2672d729bdf67c132eb84e9b1b70\n\n |
| Mudbone is a terrible porn name. |
| The world really went to shit right when YouTube removed the dislike button and only kept thumbs up. Bad move |
| Just rely on it's intelligence and validate behaviours / error surface yourself. I model the error surface of things (everyway I think it can go wrong) - then ask it to iterate on that. Often it finds nothing, but sometimes it finds things I missed (or was wrong about).\n\nAfter error surface is defined, ask the agents who are building it to enforce TDD with 100% coverage (test driven dev) and to essentially work together with subagents for as adversarial analysis, audits and code reviews. Etc (pending the risk surface). You can do the same thing for documents / planning / etc.\n\nA single prompt from me often spins up 10+ subagents at this point. Be explicit about where you prompt it to spin up new agents - think of it like a new worker doing a task. A prompt is also like 10-20 sentences from me tho... as I feed in the relevant context <- the most important part. |
| bought 2x inverse SKHY at close 😎 |
| Hallmark channel halfway through Christmas in July... |
| Idiot |
| Ah, a fellow Microsoft customer! Licensing server 2025 today are we? |
| Trackers showed it close last 2 weeks too and oil plummeted |
| What’s KOSPI doing tn fellas |
| I’m thankyou. |
| My bags are heavy\n\nWith cash |
| Not me I’m a legend |
| Built different. Swag unmatchable. Groove unstoppable. |
| I keep having to check and make sure I am indeed looking at the daily timeframe on SK Hynix with that price action today. |
| All the companies are right wing. 😆 |
| MSFT got me feeling like shit man. |
| Yes he has calls or something not exactly sure but I know leverage of some sort he seems like he's stuck holding a position its why he's not dealing with Iran in the manner that he should |
| Your parents shouldnt have had kids |
| Up 100% on CRWD shares in 3 months lol |
| I know. I was the cereal |
| Bag holder spotted. Dump it |
| Love when someone gossips about so and so’s 300$ sports bet and ya gotta be like ya that’s crazzyyy 😬 😬 |
| We’ll be fully back once you pussies start saying retarded again |
| 10000% true |
| Something to look forward to ig |
| IBM is going to be fine, not necessarily its stock price. People have the wrong mindset about this\n\n"I'm investing in google and amazon because if the world crashes they'll still be standing" No shit but their stock price won't be |
| Americans are so stupid they can't even run companies, every top company has a Brahmin CEO |
| Koreans, PLEASE just hit the buy button. Thank you. |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| SKHY trading at a 50% premium should have all you regards running to buy DRAM. Once this wave of margin calls is over and Korean SK starts to play catch-up…the pump will be glorious |
| Oh yeah please GOD target is 666. |
| Bevalue is not a word |
| I’m the last MSTR bull left. \n\nI’m going either up or down with the ship. \n\nPuck you, bers |
| Only 1 more month until the first stores start advertising christmas products again\n\nWhen does the santa rally start btw? |
| I think their chat bot was modelled after HAL when it started losing power, “daisy, daisy…” |
| Imagine having kids thinking you are going to have a legacy. Do you even remember your great, great grandparents names you regard? You will be forgotten just the same.🤡 |
| Feels like I have an old man back |
| Someone said that On July 16, 2026, MJ12 will launch a fake alien invasion. 60% of humanity will die\n\nGuys, we only have two days left..what if this is not fake |
| Open the flood gates of Valhalla. Korea please do us a solid one time you bts loving homos |
| I bought a single put |
| This is going to be a tough week unless the Don hits us with a strong tweet |
| Benjamin Button? |
| Yes, like that. |
| It’s Mexican for short fat Latina baddie |
| ASML going to tank qqq tomorrow |
| SPCX down 40% from ATH and more downside coming\n\nThe next trap is SKHY ... don't get fooled with these overhyped IPOs\n\n🤌🤌🤌 |
| Bye bye SK |
| I guessed all 3 teams left in World Cup so I’m guaranteed to win something. Might be better at that than my other gambling |
| Trumps style in this situation will be handled by him praising the players and talking more shit about their government. |
| was reading oracle will be the next wipeout. 😬 ….. I just buying more MU! Staying the hell away from be nebius. Rug puller |
| WHEN OCEAN GATE IPO regards👀 |
| AND booty it’s the best of both worlds |
| You guys are getting paid? |
| I'm a brokie stuck in a Tarquins body, hulp me axios your my only hope |
| What is the bull case for IBM? There are a few legacy companies still running mainframes and cobol, but with AI these are being replaced more and more. There hasn't been an innovation from IBM in a while and it doesn't seem to be leading in any particular area to my knowledge. What am I missing? Why should I buy? |
| Bagholder spotted |
| Probably a lesson I will learn tomorrow. |
| you're missing out on a horrific rollercoaster |
| The people I respect the most in life are those with a wonderful spouse. That’s success! |
| 0dte unless you have a huge amount of capital to cover overnight margins |
| Got it. Not really. Maybe. Clear enough for me not to understand |
| is that spanish for titties? |
| I think he will wait til the AI replaces Mainframe machines... Then he'll buy the dip |
| Yes. Give it 3 to 6 months |
| Or say that actually when it says 7% that’s actually a .7% |
| explain |
| 🥭 handing England the trophy on American soil would be the most traitorous act he’s ever done |
| Jeezus fucking Christ. Logged in to Coinbase after some time and I cannot believe what a piece of shit of a website it is. Even their chatbot is dumb af. Fucking clowns. |
| Yes |
| Let me clear that for you. Inflation going up is bad, but sometimes good depending on context, recently thought to be bad with our scenario, but 🥭 said it was good, but now if it is in fact not going up as fast, that would be then deemed bad, no? |
| Tortas are slept on bruh y’all are missing out |
| I mean the drop was all at open, the rest of the day it was practically trading flat. |
| That would bevalue the cards.\n\nPut them in charge of the fed. |
| My friend was showing his kid LCID chart as an example of exponentially falling function...and the kid said ..."Didn't BOFA say, lucid will be next tesla"....LMAO... |
| You guys will hate me for this but I want to see some dumpies. This range has become stale |
| Chamath is 🤡 |
| When can we start trading 24/7? This shit needs an update. At the same time my phone time average would jump 400% |
| Look at Chegg stock |
| September. Not taking my chances any sooner |
| 60 times is the minimum requirement. He saw Kramer recommend them as a buy and knew what he had to do. |
| It’s true and real |
| I went in and am hoping on a correction upwards. Feels like a bet on shaky ground, though, because I don't believe it's undervalued. |
| Wait what lol |
| Overleverage deez nuts nerd |
| Conscription |
| Bring this meme to value investing sub haha, this is one of their favorite dividend stocks =)) |
| The cramer effect is real around 70% of the stocks he picks, one example is Goldman Sachs which he picked more than 10 years ago and continued on pumping. If you followed Cramer picks you would still more profitable than the average WSB gambler |
| ? |
| Some will claim this is AI |
| I mean when you’re down 90%+ why bother selling lol. Just hold on the lotto chance some miracle happens |
| They don't count the items that have high inflation. That's how you get low inflation. Duh. |
| I will buy 50k of mstr right when it seems like the most insane possible play and noone can stop me. |
| problem with futures is you have to be super disciplined, which might be impossible. And as soon as you go big and get it wrong, they auto liquidate you. With options atleast you have a chance for it to swing back. |
| Wendeeze |
| Yes they have expiration preset..and if ya don't close it out you could wind up having to purchase the physical product one dude messed up and kept a cattle contract too long and had to accept 80 head of cows lmao |
| $1000 |
| This post alone will prevent me from buying the dip. Thank you. |
| https://preview.redd.it/wlodo9vdm9dh1.png?width=696&format=png&auto=webp&s=26221fec2a9825901ef71020d5e24412d7dffaef\n\nepic |
| Buddy, no you won’t. Vast majority overstate how much they are gaining and losing, most are using disposable income for this. You should try to find a way to earn more |
| I woke up in a fog this morning. Stressed from recent market behavior my dreams had been unsettling. I poured myself a bowl of Cheerios and scrolled Reddit. As I started shitposting I looked down at my cereal bowl. What I saw can only be described as a miracle. \n\nIt’s over bears. \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/2hps6ygcm9dh1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac3bef1edd805bfeb55ec1c0932ffc5e5442dd9\n\n \n |
| what, you expect it to drop another 25%? |
| ~~Is anyone here playing ASML tomorrow?~~ Can anyone here afford ASML options? |
| Never owned retard coin. Never will. |
| What's ur fluoride daily dose? |
| you dont think hes not gonna just talk more shit in front of them before handing the trophy over? |
| He gets paid via manipulating the top movers of the day 🙃 |
| It’s gonna be pumping again so it’ll be fine |
| How much fluoride you take in daily? |
| I'm using both fable & sol right now.\n\nI got into it via complete luck. I started trading crypto about a decade ago when it wasn't cool & built a simple arb model for those markets. Surprisingly it actually worked. Met a couple people in the industry via that medium and kinda went from there ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ . Been building arb systems for over 9 years now\n\nMost people get internships when they are in school and start that way, or know someone already in the industry personally - and get in through their network. The current people I'm working with I only met because of my existing network / connections. |
| Why do you need 192gb of ram |
| Cup is going home |
| Kinda looks nice |
| He don't even remember saying that now... |
| Sometimes I feel like a child stuck in an adult's body |
| wtf did you just say |
| Easy to say now. Different story last 5years |
| I would avoid ORCL. They’re deep into data centers but so is Google, meta, Amazon, Microsoft. By going long oracle you’re basically betting against the others and I think that’s a mistake |
| That’s what keeps it a money printer |
| IBM's "software" is a dinosaur consulting shop masquerading as an AI company. Not coincidentally, no one wants their shitty hardware either. |
| Don't you have a test tomorrow? |
| So 🥭 says Hormuz is fully open but all the trackers say it’s closed??? |
| Koreans waking up in a cold sweat and ready to sell |
| Yikes. |
| Gonna be awkward af when 🥭 has to present the trophy to Spain after talking all that shit about the country last week 🇪🇸 |
| Ooo ok idk how that works I’d prob get burnt |
| I’m thankful for the dude that shared his gf w me |
| Market makers. Evil 😈 humans |
| Did he not mention AI 30 times? |
| You can hold quarterly or until you run out of margin when your position inevitably turns against you. |
| It's wild the Pokémon card company literally has a money printer and they don't run it 24/7 |
| Waiting for him to say IBM is still good |
| $1.07M CAD. Is that like $7 in real money? |
| so yolo and post your position |
| imagine having to work and not being able to watch the world cup |
| How long until lockdowns |
| While I do work a low paying job, I will prob still come out ahead of most of you overleveraged option junkies with only buying stocks |
| too late lol |
| Where will sandisk be one year from now |
| Never bet with Cramer |
| Undervalued compared to others. It's a buy buy buy |
| To my dear Korean brothers and sisters,\n\nI will keel you if you fk this up! |
| Bagholder spotted.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Lemme give you a pro tip. When the market reacts like this, do not immediately buy it. Wait a few days at least. The earliest buyers are very very very rarely rewarded quickly. |
| Hopefully trump will talk about my psychedelic stocks on Thursday |
| https://preview.redd.it/e1opovewl9dh1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b64a9acaf522092dc6511d538727c39b5ef1fe1a\n\n |
| I think you're onto something here. |
| Meh, you gotta start somewhere champ. |
| Still a dinosaur of a company |
| I'll touch your semi, just don't tell anyone. |
| Seems like you overleveraged IBM |
| boo. leave our poutine-eating brethren alone |
| Ahh ok. Is it expiration 0dye or can I choose? |
| Diarrhea Epidemic in the summer LMAO |
| How is using Ai make me a moron retard? |
| If SNXX could get above 27.5 by Friday that would be nice. |
| Having kids you can’t financially support without the assistance of your government is irresponsible. |
| AMA closed |
| lmao |
| Got me a biggie back xxxtra bacon 🥓 |
| https://www.cbsnews.com/news/alex-kearns-robinhood-trader-suicide-wrongful-death-suit/\n\nKid was from a community not far from mine. It was over ~750k. |
| No but the risk reward is somewhat similar on futures you trade contracts on things like es nq USD/jpy etc |
| Did the most retarded thing imagineable and bought deep otm uso puts expiring friday. Should have gone mondsy these peace deals never come in on weekdays fuck |
| Iran: "No casualties or damage from any of the bombings, enemy will suffer" |
| Did the actual WSB avatar right this? |
| Am I really doin Bitcoin guessing on RH now. I’m such a fuck |
| Sure, Arvind. |
| 🫵🏼 are gonna be ok. |
| I have become exit liquidity, destroyer of portfolio |
| https://preview.redd.it/arhn7umpl9dh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d276acbb42c9d73ea4776ac2c6064d9c68c5adfa |
| "Grandma who art in heaven ,hollow be thy name "will make this stock go back down to 22 dollars 😭😂 |
| 🤣🤣☠️ |
| Yeah I do a watered down version of this already by asking the model to tell me why I’m retarded and then follow up by asking why *it’s* retarded. But you sound like you got your life together LOL |
| Easier question to ask Claude. It’s 2026. |
| She doesn't need to fantasise about that |
| Margin calls in South Korea is fucking wild. Semis aren’t going on another run until it’s over |
| World cup matches during the day? They really inconsiderate huh, don't even let the people at work enjoy the match. Schedule for the evening or something |
| come on jamie. how about another bull run to spy 830 in 30 days. those arabs are gonna buy at the top didn they? |
| 🤨 |
| Everyone go to r/Korea sub and tell them to start taking out their 5th bank loan and 3rd mortgage to pump KOSPI tn |
| worst post ive seen on here in a while\n\n |
| what ibm even doing, dividends or what |
| Or fantasising about you getting fucked (by the market) |
| Who fudged the numbers |
| CEO didn’t run his letter through PR first so they could edit the shit out of it |
| Guess who dumped ur mom last night |
| SLS 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| Lmao bro |
| Negative ghost rider 🫡 |
| I blew up my account 2 weeks ago, and have been living the good life ever since. Haven't looked at the market at all. Good to see it hasn't moved. |
| I'm working with a mid sized hedge fund, no comment about datafeeds, etc. They're proprietary, low latency and designed to be consumed via HFTs. |
| the rest of us really don't understand the cuckhold fascination, but you do you buddy |
| IBM? What year is this |
| Bro, what the fuck. The line is flat before going straight down man. Please tell me you were cash gang last night and you are actually up bigly on all time? |
| If he likes inflation but inflation goes down does that mean CPI going down is bad? I’m getting mixed signals. |
| So if I wana trade futures is it options? |
| Hilariously the rich are crying because poorer people are not having enough kids. |
| Ive actually had very similar experiences. I think it’s just a product of obsessing over markets. |
| Hoping the Koreans pump for a good 30mins so I can dump these SPX calls overnight before PPI |
| 🥭 slightly mentioned companies in his speeches such as Dell, Intel, Micron(all pumped like crazy for weeks after), then signed an official government grant for quantum computing companies mainly IBM, guess which company dumped the most |
| \*so far |
| Market MUST be rigged |
| Prob correct. I bought today anyways at 220. I might have to wait longer to be green, so be it |
| Who are these people who brush their teeth before breakfast? You just like that extra dose of fluoride inside you huh?\n\nJust brush at night only to remove all the food you ate during the day and that should be good enough |
| https://preview.redd.it/q0b9uqwal9dh1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a6a104cbf9f7c1cf6a271eb09075868b2eefb6\n\n |
| Jeez the body isn’t even cold yet and we have a “buy the dip” post. Do people not even wait for things stabilize anymore? Holy shit 😂 |
| What a dumbass statement let me explain this to you like I would my autistic son ...without poor kids you run out of poor people and rich don't want to do shit so they have poors do it all ...no point in being rich if you still have to work and do everything you did when you was poor ...if you ever were lol |
| Most manipulated market I've ever seen in my life. |
| Present them something that you are familiar with. Ask them to rip it apart / propose alternatives. I often ask an agent to do that - then I ask it to validate it against an adversarial agent. The agent I ask designs / does a "strong" sweep / figures out wtf things mean. Then... the adversary comes and it's goal it to rip apart the initial agents findings (like a security researcher in a way). They work together to create / present a good plan.\n\nKnow how there was all the buzz about how good the models are at finding exploits / loopholes? Well... use them for that, against each other. The end result is you get "strong" and "good" results - which quality is honestly incredibly good. |
| Or this is kind of the start of the bubble pop (probably more of a rotation into commodities and land ultimately). I mean, it was straight up one of its worst days EVER. Maybe I should get a law degree and specialize in bankruptcy, might still have time. |
| Highly regarded indeed, mmm yes |
| Why wait, let’s wake up to 760 |
| Why in gods name would you average down on lucid. Vegas is a way more fun way to lose money |
| as long as they aren't short-dated, probably not a bad move. |
| You can't say this without a Korean version of the meme \n\nEdit: what's the name of the Wendy's pornstar?\n\nEdit 2: asking for a mate |
| https://preview.redd.it/uvn574g4l9dh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6062ba542ee270cc79d44bd61cdc2dded1f1356b |
| Bro the IBM dump today was wild. You don’t see a big name company get its back completely blown out like that in a day often. |
| I have SPX 7590’s so I hope we’re both right |
| Nnnaaahhh ☠️ where all the WENtards at |
| Live has been fantastic since my self exile from options a couple weeks ago |
| I'm more inclined to envision something similar to Simple Jack. |
| Anyone else cannot achieve an erection after losing money? |
| 2 months ago I had a dream for 744, was a new ath at that point. Bought weekly calls and it hit the following day far past 744. \n\nI've also had experiences where I'm barely awake, eyes still closed after my alarm goes and I imagine myself checking my port and seeing a certain amount. It's so convincing I fully believe I've already looked and that money is already mine. Then I actually wake up and its super close to what I imagined. \n\nFreaky |
| Everything will go back to dropping tomorrow as normal, SHORT EVERYTHING !! -5 to 8% ACROSS THE BOARD ! |
| This is Murica - you can hate everyone! (except me: I'm lovable) |
| https://preview.redd.it/srf19xd0l9dh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faeefed2eb5bca16dc7c302e6b051e49cad214df |
| Draft beer |
| Yes |
| My wife was moaning in her sleep probably fantasising about a man who can full satisfy her 🤡 |
| Puts on Paris tonight |
| Saudi Arabia has water and it’s all desert, but Vancouver, BC where it rains 9 months of 12, is running out of water. \n\nCould it be mismanagement? |
| Interesting. Care to elaborate more? You can find a lot of data for free from brokers but its hard to make sense of all that data contextually. Are you finding data that is available via open source and designing systems around it to provide you an edge for trading options? Or finding needle in haystacks trades that can give you an advantage before others discover it? |
| Honestly I’m just DCA my current portfolio YOLO |
| once again, send me money |
| Of course you do, it’s because you’re a moron |
| Altman and Thiel would be such a power couple |
| Can one of these dusty ass politicians propose a massive capital gains tax on Canadian investors in American companies? Tired of these losers stealing gains |
| Why semis always drop after hours man 🙁 |
| Will be buying more calls soon |
| But then I wouldn't have been born..... fucker is onto something here |
| I’m looking for at least a $235 bounce🏀 idk what going on here they really scapegoating this |
| That's my boy! |
| true. It could def could dead cat bounce and then head back down, or just go straight down.\n\nBut at some point Forward PE of 15 (as it stands) is pretty damn cheap. And they have been growing rev/earnings. \n\nIt's all very weird. I still don't understand what happened. |
| Nice try Jim Cramer |
| Tell me hertz is a buy |
| hey guys i may have fucked up\n\ni forgot to close my NQ futures contract and now there's 1000 bushels of unfiltered Nasdaq delivered to my front yard\n\nmy wifes gonna flip |
| I can hate them both? |
| Nice try coke rat |
| I was a bull yesterday around this time but now I’m a gay bear |
| Django Unchained |
| Permabears will never understand what’s happening. They only see bubbles.\n\n10 years ago a 4k TV I wanted was like 7 grand. It’s $1200 \nbucks now. It’s a fundamental law of computing that technology gets cheaper. It always does. The new shit will cost a lot of money but the older chips will be dirt cheap. And those older chips will enable all sorts of automation that are inconceivable to Permabears |
| Barely over a 100 years ago many people didn’t even have electricity, plumbing or running water.\n\nHaving kids is one of the few joys in life, don’t deny it to people just because they don’t have a new RAV4 lease or timeshare in Miami |
| And its goneee |
| Missing revenue by 3.4% and dropping a quarter of its value during pre market isn’t complex analysis, it’s giving swing trading bots unrestrained power to cause havoc. |
| First you need to buy a time machine. Then we’ll tell you the next step after you do that. |
| I dunno man. I heard about bitcoin at work in 2017 (though I'm positive I had first heard about it back in college in 2011/12). Guy had 3 coins that his son told him to buy when it was a couple hundred and it was now a few thousand each. My net worth was only like $30K back then, mostly locked into retirement funds, I figured I missed the boat, and wasn't investing on my own at that point so I had no idea how to buy it anyway. I probably would have sold it off when it collapsed after the first big pump after that. |
| Oh, I'm memory gang...\nBut yall ☝️need to stop with that shit. |
| I'm sent here by the chosen one |
Forget how you feel about Musk, this Altman dude is shifty as fk.\n\nApple about to drop a law firm on their heads:\n\n Bloomberg - Are you a robot? www.bloomberg.com |
| Almost 8 percent move expected for NFLX Thursday.. My calls are sweating... |
| Which draft? |
| Same here |
| "Did you have a satisfying life dad?" \n\n\n"I was a top 1% poster on reddit son" |
| INTC BABY |
| Why you do that |
| thats just high beta dud |
| 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Brother, ewwww. |
| I'm waiting till EOW, if we go down further in general this will keep dipping. \n\nFalling knife right now in my opinion |
| 1. How does one get into this? 2. What AI are you using |
| Nobody tell him |
| I would love for it to go down to 30$ |
| Some dude showed me his 401k at half a mil at work but watched him buy 30 shares of space x at 150 🤣 |
| orcl to zero |
| https://preview.redd.it/0lndy1tdk9dh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45ff74e84718378aba418395d28a45adfcde5211\n\n \nHorrifying and I’m headstrong on getting out of this lol |
| It was averaging down on 0dte QQQ. |
| KORU stock split |
| I'm waiting for it. I have my $44 dollars ready to buy 10 shares. |
| you shouldn't have held to 0 |
| wage or salary |
| You like being poor |
| Thanks, man) |
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| Buy high, sell low. As always. |
| no you dont |
| Poor people need to stop having kids. Having kids should be a rich people thing |
| I also need the strength of the frontier models in some cases. It's not just "blind coding" being done - there is a significant amount of hard reasoning that I'm asking of them. Basically adversarial analysis of my programs / approaches / etc.\n\nI want them to take my worldview and rip it apart. Weaker models still kinda suck at that tbh. They do a fantastic job at coding / building what you want them to - but if you ask them to challenge you often they fail / just "agree". Present an idea that you're hyper familiar with / studied / area you understand well. Ask them to iterate / improve that - and weaker models often fail.\n\nThis is the "confidently incorrect" behaviors we often see on weaker models. About 1/3 of my subagents are actually adversaries, another \~1/3 are code reviewers / design reviewers, etc. I got an entire pipeline setup where agents work together (and against each other). I want strong agents for that type of work |
| great puts it is |
| I dont really care about him losing the final to be honest just dont want him lose to the British that all I ask for. 😭 i know he got 1 game left in his leg |
| IN THE NEAR FUTURE rich texan chads gonna start posting about their supremacy oof, america needs the europoor memes for the states |
| Or if can make 135% on 0dte puts at 3 o'clock like today |
| I love you brah |
| Lmaoo |
| You just answered your own question. |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I honestly want to see stats on whether r/valueinvesting dudes perform better than us lol |
| Guys, I have the opportunity to get in on the ground floor of a tech startup. AMA. |
| I mean I'm up 100% on my RIVN stocks rn |
| Ok boomer |
| The -25% drop seems irrational so unironically this might be a buying opportunity. It seems too obvious though |
| Let’s see what he says today lmao |
| Im still getting class action mailers for all the stupid shit I bought years ago lmfao |
| Except jimmy boy just told everyone to buy IBM so it should look like this:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8ju45k11k9dh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ca89e2226db4bfdabae7084d44d4293e7280263\n\nThat’s supposed to be Michael Burry too 🤷♂️ |
| A car will cost 1 million by then. |
| Yeah but it's us that is crazy not you. It's too much . |
| Find the one you want. Press buy |
| Scam Altman? |
| Hes the one whose gonna lose his job and his boyfriend |
| 👌👈 |
| Probably a lot of underutilized data centers. Compute and memory costs will fall. Semis will re rate. Main hyperscalers will survive. Oracle and openAI get bought by one of them for a fraction of today’s valuation.\n\nI might be talking shit though. Maybe this can keeps getting kicked down the road. |
| Im pickin up what you're puttin down. \n\nBut when? |
| Far otm puts specifically that’ll get u there |
| How do u trade futures |
| Virgin spotted |
| Diamond hands |
| If you invest $50 a week into the S&P500 from 18 years old \n\nYou are a Millionaire at 60 \n\nJust eat $50 less per week |
| Do kids still read? |
| I think mu is on sale and it’ll rip to $1500 in the next few weeks catching up with Hynix. |
| Yeah better to listen to bankers with their 800 per share valuation for SPCX lmao |
| Time to take off the VR headset and power down your virtual wife |
| Both IBM and MSFT CEOs are \*Brahmins that are superior to you |
| He’s not. He’s bragging. |
| It won’t bounce right away. Gonna lay here for a few sessions, like a sick dog, before slowly getting back up |
| Oh you listened to a retard? Guess what that makes you. |
| 🚀 |
| They need 10 other Messis |
| ai models grow exponentially |
| If you liked SPCX at $220, you gotta he loving it at $136 |
| I think he's in the pub reading a letter he got from a solicitor |
| Like docking? |
| Your heavily invested in an imaginary currency and calling people stupid?\n\nFries in the bag thanks |
| Who? |
| The guys comic name |
| Up to 25.6k now 👹 |
| wtf does this even mean? NVDA is 7.87% of QQQ. |
| Been holding CW since last year Let’s go |
| Post the loss porn you tease! |
| Free money |
| Market has been operating in that mode since April unfortunately |