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| There are secret tricks, if you know she'll call you very soon! |
| you’re welcome |
| Just use buttcoin as an indicator, its been following that recently |
| Nah, I'm fully invested except for 10% cash I'm doing the wheel with. But, I do think it is possible that this is a prolonged dead cat. |
| Win some lose some. Nothing new for wallstreet |
| Everyone on r/Stocks thinks the market is going to dump again today. Hedge funds and algos will probably take advantage of their recently acquired short positions. Their extreme opposition to everything going on in America seems to be an echo-chamber that makes them overly nervous about the markets. Seems out of the ordinary for them to be so bearish.\n\nThis makes me think hedge funds will take advantage of this. \n\nCalls are on the menu boys! |
| We need you to make this game work! Just continue your hard work! |
| Love the technical analysis of experts online . If this does that then this. Up or down . Like that last month hasn’t been truth social and Twitter news drops . |
| Why aren't we pumping ? |
| Well it worked a day later 😅 |
| you will all pay for calling MU names like micro slop and micro peen |
| Theta bending us over today |
| mango address the nation tonight, expect a dump before close |
| Yeah I think the move is full port calls tomorrow morning because this speech is definitely gonna be a self jerk session |
| The way oil/energy stocks are dying today is unbelievable. Trilions got moved in a matter of hours without any real news, just rumours |
| So calls and puts were the April Fools joke |
| Because America hates bers and gay bers are Haram in Iran, market will pump. |
| I think we're heading down as well, but there's nothing fake about 26 points up on SPY in 8 trading hours. This is a real pump. |
| 🍟👉🛍️ |
| I had $340C may 1 and sold yesterday 😑 |
| Guys the announcement is saying he’s gonna nuke Iran just buy puts |
| I've been looking at the market the last couple of months. The trick is to think logically then do the EXACT fucking opposite. I'm not built for this shit. |
| What the fuck is this PA |
| # SHORTED 200k [RHM.DE](http://RHM.DE) AT THE LITERAL BOTTOM. GETTING COMPLETELY OBLITERATED RN. FML |
| Yeah but saying "in 2 weeks we will be out even if the Strait is closed" might seem important but is clearly bs |
| "No, no, I said there will be wars over tonight, not 'war's over tonight'." |
| many times already |
| What a delusional comment. Russia can't even take over Ukraine. That country is a dump outside of St. Petersburg and Moscow. |
| If you use agentic coding effectively, you should have memory files, etc, and it has heaps of context. I use it to write documentation that I’m proud to author too, but I take an active role — I list sections and get AI to fill the blanks and of course double check and do a final pass on everything before submitting my PR. \n\nWe are not talking about someone using ChatGPT.com. Frontier AI with **active*+ human engineer steering can write great code. Sometimes it writes suboptimal and trash, but as long as you treat it as a TOOL, it’s majorly useful. |
| Oil stocks reversing |
| This suit is black not. |
| MP MUU ZSL AHCO |
| Tell me something. I'm a fan of hood but damn if I don't feel angry at this shit. Market up, HOOD flat or down. Market down, hood down even more. What the fuck man?! |
| Fuck today. See yall tonight in the gamethread |
| So all the pensions and target funds rebalance yesterday, pump up the market and today just an fu. |
| Didn't they hit an Amazon data center already or was that fake news? |
| Keep telling yourself that, ber |
| You did buy MU calls right? Or did you get psy op'd by your fellow bers? |
| There's no way they would leave after Iran asked for a cease fire. That's like putting a game on sale after someone asked you to restock so they can buy it.\n\nBoots on the ground is more likely.\n\nAlternatively, it *was* a choice to leave and now they are scrambling to figure out wtf to say that isnt a decision to leave. |
| I think it was 3 hours after market open, 8 PM their time |
| "healthcare jobs are booming!!!". Dial down..certified nursing assistants pay on average $19.05/hr. Would rather work at Walmart than wiping buts and changing diapers |
| Theta day. Guessing the entire market is waiting for whatever TF he’s going to announce AH today. |
| the war ended? |
| Nah, I agree she’s way overrated |
| "There was clearly a feeling that his prime-time address, in less than 12 hours, would announce an end to the war. That was the speculation late on Tuesday.\n\nI think Trump’s fairly put that to bed now. I was told last night and also this morning that it was likely to be an announcement that the war will last maybe another couple of weeks.\n\nHe’ll say he understands the financial strains on families because of the increasing costs that have been produced by this war, but it is just short-term pain for the long-term gain of not having a nuclear Iran.\n\nHe feels that his message isn’t breaking through, and that’s certainly reflected in the polls, which give him a low approval rating and a very low approval rating for this war. And so they’re trying to break through to get to the American people and say in the long term, this is a good thing." |
| im very close to throwing in the towel on MSFT. Probably a bottom signal |
| the gayest market open in a long time |
| Nike is for boomers |
| Cause he's gay too |
| Really? Right in front of Larry, the Sasquatch?! |
| Does META see 585 again today? 😭😭😭 |
| He has to be saying something important. More concrete timelines and actions. All the broadcast networks will carry the speech. |
| Same. What we thinking? Hold till tmrw or cut today |
| Theta day after all the volatility is the worst April fools joke possible |
| What are odds that we hear at 9pm that we are withdrawing troops, war is over and wake up to see ground invasion?\n\nThe guy will just post that “ last night was April fools” |
| Larper investors. |
| Theta gang is destroying us today wow |
| Get me my applesauce, troll! |
| Lmao |
| SYBAU |
| As of October 2025, 21 of Russia’s 38 large refineries had been hit since January 2025 alone — a 48% increase in successful attacks compared to all of 2024 — resulting in roughly 20% of Russia’s refining capacity being at least temporarily dismantled. So there’s that. \n\nAm I arguing with a tankie bot in fucking Wallstreetbets? |
| Think ur right tbh. No reason to not pump the markets for tonight's address |
| IRANIAN FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON SAYS TRUMP'S STATEMENTS ABOUT IRAN REQUESTING A CEASEFIRE ARE FALSE AND BASELESS |
| The other half is that everything is going well |
| much better questions is... who is telling the truth, if any? |
| just buy VOO every time we drop 5% |
| Accurate |
| With what? From where? When have they ever done anything other than puff smoke? |
| I don’t care for Star Wars in general, pal |
| Probably a hedge but theyre loading 1dte qqq puts per cheddar flow.\n\nYesteday they reported massive qqq calls before the pump. \n\nSo who the hell knows \n |
| Microsoft is really living up to it's name. Micro & soft. |
| go up or down so i can enter this bitch god damn |
| IRANIAN FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON SAYS TRUMP'S STATEMENTS ABOUT IRAN REQUESTING A CEASEFIRE ARE FALSE AND BASELESS\n\n \nbullish |
| Bill Ackman bought Nike at $93 and META at $625. Bro literally can't stop winning 😦🤌 |
| Options becoming mainstream has cucked the market |
| Can’t get to my account right now, what’s the trading volumes like? |
| gimme 370 |
| Some are here for profit. I am here for love of the game.\n\n*Narrator: He never won, and deep down, he knew he never would.* |
| Just wait till the launch |
| #ZSL |
| lol -2% |
| 🥭 will announce wars over tonight then markets will pump all day tomorrow then after close tomorrow he will send in ground troops for the long weekend and try to finish it before Monday. |
| NOAA corps if you're actually smart. |
| SNDK isn't worth 700 get outta here |
| Add a happy ending and you could get added to the will |
| pfft, 401ks are for people that want to live past their 50s. |
| Even if he doesn't say anything important tonight, we are still going down bigly because for some reason the market is pricing in an amazing agreement for both parts which I highly doubt will happen. |
| all the big moves are made pre market. scrambling for scraps during market |
| Jukeing my junk rn |
| ghalibaf just warned against market fomo\n\nthe oracle of tehran has spoken |
| Humans are weird. I mean that person was smart enough to figure out how to get $20,000 of disposable and spendable money, yet absolutely stupid enough to dump it into a video slot machine, literally programmed to take your money. |
| [No more SLV SHORT SQUEEZZE??](https://x.com/i/status/2039317823693177182) |
| i still have legs |
| LUNR & ASTS having casual back to back > +5% days |
| Bulls who are in it because the market is stupid are wonderful, but If you genuinely believed the fake tacos this week after 4 weeks of fake tacos you’re ngmi |
| 😆 |
| Right here ready to lose it all on dailies |
| 🐻🧸 |
| Had to ask ChatGPT what you meant that’s a loaded comment |
| If Iran not friend, why friend shaped? |
| The drop that is incoming is gonna be hard on some of you |
| This actually is conterintuitive as fuck. Google releases an algo to reduce memory usage, these two should if not dump - at least get a decent correction to the downside, yet they don't give a fuck apparently. This I do not understand |
| did you know that the entire stockmarket depends on whether you 🫵 upvote bols or bers? |
| Okay. Credit the source so people can skip over you and go there for info if they want. |
| I'm down 90% on the ones I bought yesterday and have no cash left |
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| Ya’ll 🌈🐻 see one red candle and think you won, every time |
| These last 15 minutes felt like 16 minutes man |
| LMAO.\n\nBUT ON THE OTHER HAND, A $100 PORT IS NOT THAT TRAGIC |
| 10:30 is the deadline the IRGC gave before attacking us companies btw, not sure how well they will make on that promise |
| Insane euphoric pump on SNDK MU |
| the announcement cannot be a peace deal with Iran. So its either boots on the ground or we leaving, everyone can clean up the mess.....or its another playback of his greatest hits..... I don't think any of those things make oil cheaper. |
| How far do we crash if Iran follows through and hits the 18 tech companies in 2 hours like they said they would. |
| Msft can you do 10% day for once? |
| You just know all the bulls are only reading the last three words. |
| Think I'll have Chinese for lunch 😋 |
| If it's racist to hate ICE goons and thugs who beat up and murder innocent people... I guess I am. I mean... one dictator in particular has orange skin and I'm not a fan of his. Maybe that makes me racist against face masks and Ommpa Loompa's. Hard to say. |
| Unsustainabol |
| and you allowed him to |
| It’s a golden butt plug kind of evening. |
| Telling everyone in here the market will chop, and no money to be made while still looking for a play because I’m addicted as fuck |
| I hope you all learned an important lesson about betting against the main character (USA USA YOU ESS AYY!). |
| I wonder if brokers are fusing all sell orders into giant blocks rn before exercising sell orders, so that their own puts on SPY can print 10x more. |
| Fakeout #69 today, flat all day |
| That all is an aprills fool joke guys |
| INTC loves you. Nana loves you. |
| i want to yolo oil calls so much |
| Iran rejects Trump claims that Tehran asked for a ceasefire. |
| Hopped back into MU when I whined.... thanks, I'm full now. 😊 |
| I feel like it wants to pump 660 |
| No more sellers sorry bears |
| QQQ puts are gonna be so juicy |
| Those penguins were jerks though |
| Puts ? |
| I don't view it on Twitter I have a twitter viewer, so I don't have to have an account. \n\n |
| Smelling like a theta day |
| close the app and go back to bed |
| Theta day, go to bed |
| God just do something already |
| 5 maybe 6 strain. |
| "Iran Foreign Ministry spokesman calls Trump’s remarks on Tehran allegedly asking for a ceasefire ‘false and baseless’"\n\nWho would have thought LOL |
| A walk through the park? In this economy?! |
| Lo rddt god tier candle |
| It’s posts like this that remind me of why 80% of my equity portfolio is index funds. |
| UN |
| This shit is pinned at 6570 fucking hell |
| Take the profit and give me a bit, I'm fucking drowning in losses here thanks to this lunatics antics. TAKE THE PROFIT. |
| I’m bracing for a massive dip |
| $WDC and $SNDK on fire right now. Are Middle East datacenters on fire too? |
| I wholeheartedly believe they put him on the phone with irans pres to keep him preoccupied thinking he’s accomplishing something while they continue to bomb |
| Where are all my bears salivating at cheap puts |
| Some of you will be wondering if you should buy into ETH when it hits 8k instead of buying here at the bottom |
| People start pulling out of their 401ks despite fees and stuff. \n\nIf you've been jobless for 6 months or whatever, those fees and penalties are a worthwhile tradeoff for being able to continue to pay the mortgage while you job search. |
| Mass unemployment |
| I mean yeah probably |
| On the one hand, this is very funny. On the other hand, it needs to rise above 660 to break that downtrend because if it doesn’t I might begin to believe in the fuckening |
| Sold my call yesterday...your safe |
| This lawyer is bad lol |
| This two-day fake pump is to draw in retail for an epic dump after the POTUS speech tonight. \n\nNot manipulated.\n\nAT ALL 🤣 |
| i have a really funny feeling we're picking up pennies in front of a giant steamroller |
| AND AGAIN ITS BLOCKED BY LEBRON JAMES |
| 150k-200k is needed for a growing economy. In March 2025, 147k jobs were added from the same ADP report. |
| Lmfao nuke this market plz |
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| If you buy put, just think of those who short call |
| LUNR going parabolic on moon launch day, who would have thunk |
| last time trump made an announcement this big he slapped a 30% tariff on an island of penguins |
| imagine if she texted you and asked if you wanted to go for a little walk through some cool park |
| 5 straight Thursdays were down days. Will tomorrow be the sixth? |
| Hello my name is Tehran Iran, please negotiate |
| Ending up hedging perfectly but now it's just stuck. Cmon market pick a lane 🦔 |
| What’s the poly market O/U for ballroom mentions? |
| Always has been |
| If AMD is up you know this shit is fake |
| They didn’t. Market doesn’t care. Only goes up now. |
| When’s the last scheduled 🥭 announcement where he actually said something important? |
| On exiting nato and continuing the war lmao 😂😂😂 |
| WSJ, huh? \n\nBUY |
| Spoke too early 😅 |
| Whats the move |
| The bers are real quiet hahaha |
| I heard memory was dead |
| Nah. Nike is dead |
| So obvious it's gonna pump to 700 when 🥭 bombs the shit out of Iran and they destroy 5 more tankers for no reason |
| Why would you think Al Jazeera has the inside scoop on this lmfao |
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| The only damage Iran needs to cause to achieve its goals is keep the strait closed. I believe both sides are actually capable of much more destruction kinetically, but thank God we're not there yet. |
| !banbet SPY 648 5h |
| $1.50 in 30 secs ☝️🤓 |
| Did you remember to say thank you? |
| Bers R F _ _ |
| Made 267.33, goodbye for the day needs |
| INTL is absolutely pumping right now, up 8.4 percent today after being up 6 percent yesterday |
| Thanks Chatgpt |
| I also follow ben. At least post the link to his Twitter \n\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2039073741641031955 |
| Eat shit bears |
| Oddly enough I’m not even playing this. I come here for news mostly. Usually we have headlines before they are headlines. |
| Mu omfg |
| less go MU, tho I have a CSP @ 280 and wanted shs, dont mind it soaring 🙂 |
| The same ones that value Tesla and SpaceX. |
| This is like the quiet 5 minutes of the horror movie |
| Wants to pump sooooooo bad and spy will |
| Part of his pump scheme. An ambiguous scheduled announcement to say nothing and keep the markets green for longer |
| War is over??? I need NVDA to 1 million |
| I needed this |
| Get yourself some 1DTE puts before it’s too late |
| Is this a comedy bit?\n\nFFS, 3 days ago it was $550 - now $700+ |
| I feel like ive seen this exact comment at least once every day. |
| Strategery! |
| jesus storage stocks raging back |
| Lol NATO made the big board |
| Stop calling me aunt marge! Ya bitch, I aint got that requirement moneh |
| No pump till eod puts at close |
| I like how they get everyone to load up on puts and then blow them fuckers out. |
| No leg up yet too soon |
| He’s gonna announce a “short” ground operation tonight to secure the strait and American interest in oil and freedoms |
| is this all just a big V? |
| Yeah, go ahead and sell your oil stocks lmao |
| Just don’t fight it |
| Al jaz reporting speech tonight is to get Americans on board for long term occupation. That’s why it’s at fuckin 9pm. If you thought we were leaving winning nothing you are totally stupid lol. We sent another carrier over there YESTERDAY. Why to just turn around? lol. |
| Hey regards! We are going to the moon but you are getting drafted for discombobulation. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| stocks only go up\n\nbuy triple leveraged spy!!\n\nwhat could possibly go wrong? |
| Either Donnie is lying about all of his Iran talks, or he doesn’t realize that he’s not actually talking to the people in charge lol |
| I made the mistake of selling my hedges too early. Nevertheless, thesis hasn’t changed, have enough liquidity to let it ride 2+ years, will just keep holding, but bring down delta exposure by converting longs to spreads, and cover my margin usage when the tax refund hits lol |
| SNDK wtf dude. was 560 Monday at close. |
| Guarantee spy drops to open price in 5min |
| Iran Foreign Ministry spokesman calls Trump’s remarks on Tehran allegedly asking for a ceasefire ‘false and baseless’ |
| Giant green candles appear every time there's a pullback. This is the Fed AND Treasury doing this. There's not this much enthusiasm to buy stocks from institutions or retail |
| wait. are we sure there's no Fed money printer running full speed somewhere? maybe they moved them into the basement of the new White House ballroom. |
| So anyways, I started blasting 👁️🏃♂️ |
| SPX rallied 2.9% today. This marks the first time in 90 trading days that SPX finished at least 2.85% above the prior close.\n\n\n\nHistorically, these outsized upside shocks have tended to precede higher volatility rather than sustained momentum. Looking back to 2006, similar occurrences have generally been followed by choppier price action and weaker risk‑adjusted returns over the subsequent one to two weeks.\n\n\n\nWhat stands out in the data:\n\n1) Near term returns skew negative. Average performance is negative across every horizon from 1 to 10 days, indicating poor follow through after the initial surge.\n\n\n\n2) Weakness tends to deepen with time. Drawdowns are modest early but deteriorate meaningfully after Day 4, with the Days 6-8 window showing the worst combination of win rate and average return.\n\n\n\n3) Volatility increases with a lag. The largest downside outcomes do not occur immediately; historical worst‑cases widen from single digit declines early on to roughly ‑20% or more within two weeks.\n\n\n\n4) Upside tails are narrow. Strong positive follow through beyond one week is rare and largely driven by a single historical episode.\n\n\n\n5) Even at horizons where outcomes are positive roughly 50% of the time, average returns remain firmly negative, implying losses have historically outweighed gains.\n\n\n\nBottom line:\n\nLarge upside shock days have tended to mark inflection points within downtrends rather than new trend accelerations. Price action becomes choppier and risk skews to the downside. History argues for expecting higher volatility and poorer risk-adjusted returns, not a smooth continuation higher. |
| Both were in fact free money. |
| It will still go up some how |
| Someone’s Arab uncle has been calling Djt pretending to be Tehran again |
| im a stupid ber. look at me. As poor as can be.\n\n😂 |
| We will watch your career with great interest |
| You and I both brother. We’re keeping the streets safe |
| I feel like casinos were more fun 30-40 or more years ago, when table games were the draw, people talking and good looking waitresses bringing free drinks, and a few actually won at games like blackjack and Texas hold em. Now days you walk around a casino and it’s almost all video slots with Individuals sitting there alone silently pecking at the screen, the only thing you hear is the stupid sounds of said video slots. It’s fucking depressing and sad. And there’s no way to play the odds, no strategy, they’re computers programmed to take your money. |
| Doesn’t the Artemis 2 launch today? That sounds way more interesting to watch to me |
| What's the polymarket odds for mango shitting himself during his talk this evening?\n\nShould be low. |
| MU straight up blasting off🚀 |
| Can SPY please just go to 660+. Like right fucking now. |
| Didn’t realize autocorrect took over lmao |
| Space is like the perfect combination of retard strength + billionaire snake oil salesmen |
| Every morning I check the chart and always think it’s the top and chicken out |
| Exactly |
| I think it's honestly a lot of Yolo from covid hold over.\n\n\nDINKS and the like are saying fuck it and still spending |
| > BREAKING: U.S. military planners are preparing potential ground operations inside Iran, including a possible assault on Kharg Island, the country’s main oil export hub, and a separate mission to seize enriched uranium, with plans awaiting approval from 🥭, sources tell The Atlantic.\n\n\nHow did bulls fall for it AGAIN |
| Crash by eod pls |
| MU .... I think... I think I love you |
| these are some huge 1 min candles on spy. wtf is this barcode activity |
| Market won’t fall as long as I hold this put |
| it is funny to me that bulls have gotten so soft that the threshold for fed money printer protection was -5% off ATH when before it was back to back whole market circuit breakers |
| You'll never afford a house and whenever you want to buy stocks you'll be too nervous because we are always at the top |
| It looks like it. The support at so many tickers is just not there. |
| "Massive" = 40 cents 🤣 |
| You inspired me to take a look at Rigetti’s stock price and indeed, rightfully priced as the joke it is |
| # just need 320k to break even for the year.... orange man fucked my asshole |
| Unfortunately market ≠ economy |
| we may all call it that in 3 yrs |
| $4bln valuation for a wool/foam shoe! LOL \nPeak tard at that moment |
| god i love snxx |
| It very well may be, I wish I "knew" anything at all lol. I just try to make my best guess based on 110 years of market history and how price/volume are manipulated in relation to sentiment. I haven't had a swing trade or leap open since November, just scalping the volatility. I think buying the dip is back in play for at least the next few days. Preying on retail right now is keeping the market propped and taking it higher because most of retail has been accustomed to and rewarded for shorting every pop for 3 weeks straight. |
| $SPY $USO Was pretty inversely correlated until today...\n\n\n\nWho's lying?! |
| 🙂 🙂 🙂 rolf |
| wait.. I missed the news.. we leaving Nato? really? |
| BERS LMAO |
| Hate to see it ☺️ |
| 🤔 |
| Yet you will see 100 posts *this time its different* |
| Thank your for your attention to this matter |
| Thank you for responding! |
| Are you going to sleep better taking profit now or not sleep if you don't.\n\nThen take half of it because I always undershoot |
| well done and that 3k write off in losses will help:) . now for those who know all losses can be written off if done as regular income under llc\n\n |
| Pump to 660 then rugpull for the rest of the week |
| top is in |
| I have noticed my local Aldi has gotten a lot busier in the last year or so. Recession indicator confirmed. |
| Have you forgotten COVID or the 2008 Great Recession? Economy is still here and chugging along in 2026. |
| I heard if you win the next paper trading comp, they’ll make you a mod |
| Its gross cuz its true 🤢 |
| sndk barely dipped when the rest of the market dipped. |
| CL going down to 97 or lower today |
| business as usual then |
| Complaining about the ballroom will be half the speech 100% guarantee. |
| NKE still trades at 2x ONON’s multiple\n\nNKE revenue -3% YoY\n\nONON revenue +30% YoY\n\nDoesnt make sense ⚠️ |
| How many inches can your wife take?\n\n\nThe reality is most likely only 2 people know this answer |
| I never made those claims. A lot of their infrastructure has been damaged during the war though. And it appears anecdotally to be a worsening problem as Ukraine’s drone capabilities have increased. They’re striking farther and farther inside Russia. \n\nI was trying to make a value judgement on the situation. |
| Bulls be like "why are we trading sideways 😭" stfu it's up .7% just take your profits from yesterday and hold cash |
| In case you had too much fun for a couple of weeks, now we get theta! |
| We’re all on the chop block tonight |
| Oil stocks crashing really hard.\n\n \n I still think it's fake but maybe not, anyways all cash rn. |
| Retards make money in this market |
| Ohhh i think i understand it now.. IRGC has puts and the rest of the Iranian leader has calls |
| You forgot. The billionaires are fucking morons and think they can get away with anything. You bet your ass they believe they can lob a nuke at Iran and nothing will come of it. |
| Wrong as hell. Apollo affair for starters. |
| cause you're illiterate |
| There are forward looking cohorts \n\nLooking 3 6 9 12 months out\n\nLooking 2-5 years out\n\nExplain why near term events \n\nShould determine 100% the movement of the markets?\n\nPlease help me understand why you are so certain this is how the market should function?\n |
| bookmark |
| It’ll keeping dipping once it gets to 3. If it goes to 2.50 I’ll add, sell just before 4 |
| bro finds a TACO that works and just spams it until it doesn't lmao |
| Idek what that is i just put a bunch of money into mobix hoping it would go up. Pray for me it keeps going down |
| man this is so fucked up. reminds me exactly of COVID. the worse the situation gets the more stubborn the pumps are |
| PVH as well |
| How did you sit down and type this fam |
| Spy doesn’t know what to do with her hands |
| i dont feel so good mr stark\n\n |
| And then elevator down? |
| If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! |
| I'm gonna go ahead and guess that investigation will end with Les Wexner getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom and a tax break. |
| Nitrogen based fertilizers are locked in at the Strait. MOS doesnt produce nitrogen based fertilizers. Why would MOS be a long? |
| https://www.marinevesseltraffic.com/HORMUZ-STRAIT/ship-traffic-tracker |
| Implied volatility taking a shit 💩 |
| Will MRVL actually hold this time instead of selling off every time it breaks 110 |
| Top is in |
| Sndk puts easy money |
| From WSJ "Oil prices are likely to follow a short-lived but sharp spike pattern rather than a sustained breakout, Julius Baer says in a research note. It maintains a neutral view, as supply disruptions appear to be easing with alternative routes ramping up, including flows into the Red Sea, Gulf of Oman and the Mediterranean, and the Iran-safeguarded trade around Hormuz" |
| You are in the COPE stage |
| i usually sell whenever my loss is biggest |
| Piece of shit HIMS |
| then sell them |
| It's so funny how people don't talk about quantum stocks anymore |
| 🤚 |
| yes sorry |
| Ayoooo 😂😂😂 |
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| Calls on calls on calls |
| Yeah, not selling anything, will bring leverage down over next couple months by adding money + converting pure longs to spreads |
| The worst. Wait til it hits $5 again to buy in. |
| There’s no way trumps announcement will be good news right?! |
| 2 green days in a row we’re likely red tomorrow, lock in that profit |
| Every ship passing through is most likely not an Allied ship and is paying Iran in other currencies. This kills US influence in the region. |
| Need a bust down ghalibaf meme with diamond grill and watch |
| Fingers crossed haha |
| Options premiums are insane. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Might not even touch $653 again |
| heyy |
| This shit is actually untradable* |
| The Gooch!!!!! |
| That’s funny. My calls and puts are down today |
| last 24 hrs.. only 4.. sure it's open.. but it's almost miniscule. |
| This is not what I expected |
| We are channeled brother. Tomorrow it moves. Stay cash |
| SNDK out here moving up and down by 100 pts every other day |
| reddit mods yes |
| ship just hit in DOHA |
| it has been the worst investment I have ever made in my life, much worse than any 0DTE |
| Insiders green dildos now |
| I am bullish as fuck right now |
| Jesus fuck this market is infuriating. Big move overnight to be flat intraday. 2 years straight now |
| That low volume melt up :/ . Godspeed yall |
| Buying strength in full regard today |
| until they expire |
| Gib 660 |
| Yes. |
| wildest story thats dropped in the last 10 years |
| It’s about to rip up to 660 isn’t it |
| Yes that’s why everyone keeps calling me an “addict” what does that even mean! |
| all the volatility is being sucked out, massive movement in the next few hours? |
| Hmm. The real estate mogul or the IRGC. Hmmm |
| They can pry them from my cold broke hands like lotto tickets. |
| Lucky |
| Who else bought puts at the bottom!? #imregarded |
| Till they expire worthless for funsies of course |
| I propose a reban |
| Sand dick absolute Shrek boner |
| My. God. |
| T\_T |
| Donnie gonna pull out of Iran like it's a 13 year old girl he's done with. |
| Is AMC going to $1.50? |
| No |
| Haven’t we been doing air ops this whole time? How is this news? |
| Bers have disappeared |
| Memory stocks back to before prices lol fake war |
| This drop will be biblical |
| Until the broker pry their worthless corpses off my cold dead hands. |
| will take a bunch of surprise bombs to make that happen. no dice. |
| SNDK is up 22% in a day and 40 minutes. This market remains stark raving mad. |
| Until they’re worthless |
| Can someone explain to me how leaving NATO is bullish for the US economy |
| Until they expire worthless usually |
| Know what bulls? Yeah you’re up money today but you just lost **The Game** |
| The only person I borrow from is my broker, but then this margin guy starts calling me every now and then |
| Yo this almost at 1.50, guy might just make it |
| i hate being a bear so much im going to sell my puts and buy calls now |
| mods can we get like a ban bet for this??? |
| Calls calls calls |
| It sucks when you play low volume stocks and they cavitate for no discernible reason. The best lead I have is 'here's how this stock has done on april fools historically'\n\nThat may as well be investment by astrology |
| Jeez SOXL baby you are so good to me |
| markets will do everything in their power to ignore fundamentals until its too late lmao |
| 30 seconds |
| does the ticker NOEM have anything to do with the guy likes to wear giant fake titties? |
| I can believe I sold my MU calls like a little bitch this morning |
| ban bet |
| mods are bigly ghey |
| Isn't there a website I can see that information? |
| you too bought more puts? |
| I hear its nice there this time of year. |
| SOFI piece of shit |
| Shit products. |
| am I still banned? |
| Why wouldn't you take profit? |
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| No sell means PAMP ATTACK |
| Yes yes. I’m also bleeding out my ass from my puts |
| !banbet TQQQ -10% 7d |
| How long do you guys hold 0DTEs for |
| I just creampied your wife |
| You cant go broke by taking profit |
| Im the double champ of losing money to the stock market |
| Anyone else love refreshing their portfolio every second? |
| He didn’t say WHICH Thursday! Checkmate |
| When markets would rather believe lies than accept the truth, Trump is in heaven. Faking out the markets and trying to pretend nothing is wrong. Will make the global supply-chain problems. Worse in the long run though. Pretty similar to when Trump claimed Covid was going away in the first month. |
| The EU Nato countries are puzzling. Last year they were super scared the US would abandon NATO because they really thought Russia would invade Europe. They couldn't bow often or deeply enough to Washington. \n\nNow it seems like they're perfectly happy to tell the US to fuck off with this Iran war. \n\nDoes that mean they never really believed Russia was going to invade? |
| SoFi just obliterating my anoos |
| They just meant Trump haven't made a post about it on Truth Social yet. |
| you'd think, but if we do actually break this downtrend they'll get torched faster than you might think |
| It’s painful whenever I go to Vegas and stroll thru a broke person casino to watch dozens of retirees squandering their retirements |
| Theta boys are having the time of their life |
| I thought you were sincere 🙂 I will also be using this more often |
| If SPY drops to 640 today, i will shove 10 ice cubes up my ass |
| No way this optimism holds out the first week of April right? |
| Dog 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Chop then eod drop |
| 4 ships a day is up? |
| I really could have full ported into NKE puts after seeing the DD on here following the inverse WSB rule and printed.\nFML |
| Nothing makes sense anymore |
| Let's see what mc fuckhead has to say tonight |
| I’m old enough to remember when Nike used to be a big market indicator. An earnings like this would’ve plummeted SPY. |
| I don't see a reason to sell either but I have taken a fucking beating over the last two days already and idk if I can mentally handle two more green days and then a long weekend |
| MM: “do you think retail will buy it? They’re fucking morons… just give them more time to buy in…”\n\nCan’t imagine what’s happening |
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| FAKE PUMP YOU BUM BOYS ARE IN FOR A RUDE AWAKENING. |
| Because I bought puts yesterday |
| You’re gonna loose your mind this season!! |
| Reality |
| calls? |
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| Look at gold futures. My god. Definition of theta |
| Apparently you retards dont know shit ab politics and it makes so much sense |
| chop until market close and trumps speech |
| !banbet MU +4% 7d |
| Nice I'm up $75 total on my micron calls after being down $6k yesterday. You just gotta have faith. |
| Hm, lots of doom and gloom in here, which can only mean that market will pump like crazy tonight following regard in chief's gloating on Iran. Like fucking COVID all over again. |
| Market hates the unknown and that’s what 🥭 gonna give us tn |
| Download MarineTraffic app. Look at strait. See that plenty of ships are moving through and traffic is increasing. |
| TRUMP: DOES NOT CARE ABOUT NUCLEAR MATERIAL; WILL WATCH BY SATELLITE \nhuh |
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| sell at least half of them just in case dude. You have no idea what is coming tonight. And whether they will even have a positive impact. Yesterday was a short squeeze. |
| https://x.com/i/status/2039345176074960898\n\nAmerican fighter jets prepare to carry out operations in Iran |
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| Imagine being an MSFT long. Too funny |
| THANK YOU NVIDIA |
| Or 90% insider trading and 10% luck, depending on who you are |
| I'm gonna be real sad if I lose this banbet considering it hit $15.82 this morning. |
| lol this is before they even said they would start doing it. They said 8pm their time. Expect more, along with a ground invasion lol. |
| Fomo pissed |
| Watching Game of Thrones for the first time to get away from stressing about politics and war. Just a nice, light fantasy show about a cool guy named Ned. Can't wait to see his character arc throughout all the seasons! |
| I hate you so much |
| Has everything bounced back? |
| just do it this market is way too unstable |
| 630 even better |
| mu is flying |
| Look at the strait. Traffic is actually way up. |
| I have some international travel that is required. I wonder if I will be accepted into those countries. |
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| Iran said to short it after a pump so what we doing |
| memory prices going down my ass.. the stocks seems to be running again back to all time highs.. fuk you MSM. |
| I’m gunna buy so many MU puts! |
| Calls |
| https://aje.news/taks27?update=4452717 |
| Good jobs MMs obliterating my puts, what next |
| bool delusion mass buying of mango lie tweets |
| Fuck you, and fuck me. That's why. |
| I did and am currently being smoked by theta gang |
| You already have a bet going - RIVN to 15.8634 before 03-Apr-2026 10:47 AM -05 |
| !BANBET RIVN +5% 7d |
| NKE what a shit show |
| If you are in a profit situation, take it! Shit gonna be all kinds of fked up tonight. |
| War is escalating and long weekend. Tommorow is gonna be the most obvious crash I’ve ever seen, no way people aren’t profit taking |
| The OP is possibly a Chaturbate model. 😄 |
| What the fuck was that |
| That was an over reaction. |
| Algos will call this fake news |
| Spy 660’s 1dte your welcome. |
| Better than giving it to weak "allies"...... Russia can have Europe now. |
| Is this some kind of humblebrag ? |
| We are watching it collapse because of the impulses of corrupt senile fools. Nothing to do with ber/bol |
| S&P up 4% on reports Lucy will really let Charlie Brown kick the football for real this time |
| This is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain, and 100% bags |
| Listening to Clint Eastwood on Spotify. The GIF is each of the Gorillaz members during various parts of the music video. Murdoch is getting his nuts absolutely WRENCHED by a monkey paw.\n\nOver and over and over again...\n\nThis market got my feeling like Murdoch... |
| someone talk me into taking profit and selling all my 1dte spy calls right now before it's too late |
| Our market is a meme |
| Advanceastro subreddit said calls today, calls it is |
| Both buyers and sellers are exhausted |
| I have one for 4/6 😭\n5/15 is far enough out to hold imo |
| 9pm. |
| *IRAN: STRAIT WON'T REOPEN BASED ON TRUMP'S 'ABSURD' DISPLAYS\n\n\nLiterally all headlines are negative, why are we pumping? |
| Get range bound bers/bols |
| They have us fighting a proxy war for them, are you daft |
| Perhaps the greatest fools were us thinking we could make money |
| thats tomorrow! |
| A dumb one I’m down 25% on |
| It was specifically about the Iran war but I wouldn't be surprised if the ballroom snuck in there. |
| Spy, may as well test that 200dma, fuck it, it’s only money |
| Having fun in the stock market |
| The wise words of Kai Ryssdal - "This market is an Idiot" |
| That was your exit ramp, bers |
| but she gotta drip first |
| Market: yeah, I'd better trust Trump |
| who cares anymore? Let 'er rip! |
| Wen announcement |
| I bought an spx call at the top 😭 |
| VIX GETTING READY TO FLYYY |
| Right. Can't believe how flat it was yesterday. |
| she wants to rip |
| 640 by Thursday. prepare accordingly |
| Iran don’t eat out their women. War crime |
| Idk could be an hour long prime time rant about his ballroom |
| 🌈🐻 praying their broker is playing an April's fools joke on them. |
| when is mango speech today\n\n |
| Link? |
| I'm going to make money today... April fools ☺️ |
| Its about who has the influence in middle east at the end. If US just gets up and leaves now, the gulf states will lose all faith in US security guarantees. Iran will control the strait of Hormuz for foreseeable future and will rebuild its military and ammunitions and will make the gulf states pay for the damages US caused from its bases on their soil. |
| > IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESMAN: NO TRUTH TO TRUMP'S STATEMENTS THAT WE REQUESTED A CEASEFIRE\n\nhttps://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2039345230282158446\n\nSomeone here is fucking lying |
| Bear market rallies are annoying |
| Which way will the dildo land? |
| April fools |
| Babe their whole personality is bringing on the antichrist thru the end times 💀 |
| 10-11am reversal coming |
| Another 6 billion to Israel |
| Do you hate RKLB because you missed a sure fire opportunity to get in on a $4 stock that's now trading at $66? |
| Qutar Airways is increasing number of flights.\n\nIran clearly want a ceasefire; otherwise a missile from an unknown group would have missed a commercial plane by now. |
| Their fame PM? Because the IRGC said the strait stays closed |
| Down 20% on some of my puts. I don’t see a reason to sell for a loss yet though. I have a feeling it dumps the next couple days because the Middle East is still in shambles and getting worse daily. I’ll probably still get fukt by some rally off of a tweet or some bs knowing this market |
| Why calls over shares when you're paying almost 40% of the share price for the option? |
| Puts might gain a little\n\n\nTotal loss on those calls |
| > IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESMAN: NO TRUTH TO TRUMP'S STATEMENTS THAT WE REQUESTED A CEASEFIRE |
| Zero |
| Starting to think iran may actually be obliterated. Just imagine being a citizen over there lol |
| Breaking: Trump considering tapping Omarosa from The Apprentice to broker Iranian deal |
| Someone buy some calls so this shit can dump |
| What’s this fucking brick wall at 654 |
| Oil infrastructure too destroyed for oil to meaningfully drop in price compared to pre war. Even if straight opened tomorrow. There’s going to be long tail winds as is. sharp V seems unlikely. Maybe a slow grind higher at best. |
| The answer is ‘naggers’ |
| because we already have an inflation crisis, so that would be an insane thing to do, and an even more insane thing to want as a bull whose gains will end up getting nuked by their reduction in purchasing power |
| NANI??????!!!?? |
| On what pos? |
| Time to give up those ill-gotten gains from yesterday, SPY. |
| If you do it I'll do it |
| For the record, I think it's a good idea, but my track record is abysmal 💀 |
| All their nukes are from USA. We control them. |
| 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘪𝘵\n\n\- Nike 2026 |
| Given the lack of energy supplies to China, South Korea, Japan, Thailand and East Asia in general, wouldn't all of these countries start to think, "We need to pry Israel's hands off the controls"? |
| If this hits 652 today bulls are going to eat it up and squeeze these bears again. Better hope it stays flat today bears |
| Inb4 “fucking do something today, up or down just go” |
| What a weak ass day |
| Buy Tech stock now and near the end of the day Buy Oil stock ✨️ |
| Time for me to yolo my account on puts at 6pm |
| Agreed. The only question is if Iran will actually start levelling tolls once it's over, because the US has made it clear they're not going to bother fixing their mess. |
| Dont be shy MU |
| he's losing a lot of his base. |
| Iran just asked for a ceasefire |
| If we actually put boots on the ground and this drags out for multiple years I could absolutely see it happening. |
| try 640 bitch |
| get pumped both bulls and bears |
| Getting destroyed by all these April Fools |
| Well damn |
| Can I get a pump to 6600 real quick Barron? |
| You can't read bro. |
| I dont think BiBi is explicitly racist against africans 👌 |
| Support at opening price on spy but also it’s a fucking maginet |
| Oh yes |
| If we can come back down to 651 I'll be happy |
| 650 today? |
| Only theta wins |
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| yeah that was the marine corp. They don't tip their hand to that extent unless it's pretty serious. |
| Yeah this chucks everything out the window is it's not resolved within the first two weeks of April. |
| Fighting my inner degen to not buy hella $665 0Dte calls |
| Pick a direction already, pump looks sus |
| Iran hit Amazon servers in Bahrain. \n\nMy Google shares will fly? |
| Thetaaaa day |
| iran has some fanatics thou. not like American religious people who play pretend. |
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| He's not as dumb as 🥭 |
| Going to war isn’t a decision he can legally make either, or raping women or attempting to overthrow the government for that matter, yet here we are. |
| Your puts are going to expire worthless. |
| Fucking barcodes |
| Somebody tell Hegseth to load puts and leak info about a ground invasion starting this weekend |
| Oh wow, I’m so scared to lose money ber, what ever will I do?\n\nAs if I haven’t been losing my whole life |
| 700 |
| Damn already up 12% on my axti short |
| played the first week of war super well. But after that it feels im the idiot in the room. Literally cant win a trade to save my life rn this market feels like shit. |
| Calmest 1 hour of the market in a year |
| I wont even make fun of bers bc it’ll just be a back & forth day today |
| !!!?!????!?!?! |
| Spy has now touched opening price 16 times today and it’s only 10 |
| All the bears are salty as hell, ya'll had your day, now it is is bullish bias once again\n\n\n*stomping feet and puffing faces*\n\n |
| Same. |
| Calls on $CLWN (clown co-op) then. 🤡📈 |
| Battle of 652 vs 656 |
| What do yall think the actual chances of bibi dropping the big N are? Like, should I just take a vacation and stop hoping for a future |
| I dont but poots buy i do want a good entry for my calls 🙃 |
| We'll save a bundle if we dont have to protect the euro trash! |
| Im still at a 75% cash port, still a little bit skeptical of all the pumps |
| Puts this weekend feel to obvious |
| Is trump quietly sitting through this court hearing? |
| This fake pump is like when Alzheimer’s patients have a moment of lucidity before they go |
| 658-659 next 2 hours. |
| yeah Hegseth has said we need a few months. |
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| I expect some bleeding prior to the speech because 🥭 is a loose cannon at best. 50/50 wars over or we're taking the oil! |
| You can still sell your calls and buy puts… \n\nNothing has materially changed. Yesterday was a short squeeze. |
| Late last year I kept seeing discussions/arguments in the pundit-sphere about whether we're heading into a period of money printing and higher inflation, or into a strong recession which will destroy demand and lead to price stability or even declining prices.\n\nThen the orange men threw a big fat war into the mix. Gold went down. Bond prices went down. Now it looks like gold is going up? |
| Valuation is likely inflated |
| At least go to a craps table with that kind of money. Damn just hitting max bet button over and over is real degenerate behavior |
| \*ahem\* Fuck those guys. - you know who |
| He should end his three hour long speech with “April fools” |
| Yes, there was no war\n\nAnd if there was, then Democrats did it\n\nDJT is saving the global economy. No one has ever done it like he has |
| 630 EOD??!!??!! |
| So either the market believes the orange has some genius plan to fix everything or it does not care about oil prices doubling or tripling. |
| He froze the market. Master manipulator |
| literally not moving... So bad |
| Besides Israel, the war is actually winding down a fair amount. I really don’t think Iran wants to continue this much longer or has the ability to cause much damage. We are dealing with with two 🌮 who like to posture with strength. |
| Oh Spy, don't give up nooowww |
| Oh man |
| Oh boy, why did you have to give me this information |
| Bers didn't get a GFC this time around either...\n\nEconomy too stronk!!\n\nCovid, too stronk. 2022 inflation bomb, too stronk. Iran oil crisis, TOO STRONK!\n\nAI bubble will never ever pop!! TOO FUCKING STRONK |
| Is this it for my calls? |
| Let’s get a quick -2% in the next two days |
| Guys what are ur positions for today I have no clue where to fullport |
| js forget ur phone |
| What those titties look like now girl? |
| Almost a year anniversary of liberation night too |
| Godspeed regard |
| When I walk around I just have to spread my feet a little wider than a normal stride it's not too bad. My wife is not a fan tho. |
| I’m wondering this too the people who dumped believing Trump will end the war quickly are wild |
| Yeah, those assholes, thinking that a war stopping 20% of global oil flows is a bad thing. Idiots amirite? |
| It’s like he just says things and believes it’s reality. |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/regardedmemes/s/KN9NWdIBsk |
| Everyone thought liberation day is a nothing burger until he pulled out the boards. |
| dump it |
| Yep. At least the Germans have wizened up and Rheinmetall is spending big but we've got nothing to compete with the F-35 because we all helped fund it. |
| What happen to trust issues? Market acting like a Goldfish. "Ooh wAR iS oVeR?" Lmao |
| Tomorrow's definitely red |
| What is going on with TPB? |
| To a reasonable person. To a person in a cult, no. |
| I took profit cause it’s getting a bit ridiculous even as a perma bol |
| SPY7000 IS ONLY A MEME IF YOU STOP BUYING! \nTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! |
| Sell CSPs on Visa? |
| Old news |
| Just gonna fuck around flat all day huh |
| Im all in long now leveraged to the tits |
| They were extremely busty in junior high |
| Just bought some SPY 0DTE 660C and 650P. I can't lose now... unless |
| Only Iran and Oman will decide.\n\n\nSo. There you have it 🐂 😂 |
| I swear if you take me back to breakeven I will sell immediately pinky promise. No crosses count |
| Memory stocks do be a wild ride |
| Pick an og meme and gets puts if u like free money |
| It's not going to be what anyone wants to hear, it's going to be more dementia brained "we'll see won't we" and "Iran doesn't know we already won" |
| 50% of 401k now in MSFU (2x leveraged msft etf) |
| Bad news = calls it is |
| 🐻 I didnt hear no bell. |
| Spy is about to collapse all at once |
| Did you take my trading course? That is my exact move! |
| Then they're not actually poor. They're well off and actively destroying their lives financially, but they're not actually poor. |
| I guess I should have bought more MUU |
| Well the market is acting like it 😅 |
| Ok, looking at all the news... it's pretty clear this is a dead cat bounce |
| MA too |
| I dont trust these yoyo dildos |
| Nobody knows. Least of all him. |
| How do you know there’s not? They won’t tell us, of course, but I’d be very surprised if the government isn’t printing money and manipulating the price of oil behind the scenes. |
| Is it just a coincidence that 🥭 Address tonight is being held on April Fools day? |
| So it was a fake war? |
| $BULL looks so dead compared to everything else. Might be time to cut losses |
| I used to 1 min now I go 15 min |
| Bols would rather we have high inflation and wear chastity cages and recommend Star Wars Force Awakens as a “really good” movie |
| ABXXF shorts are under massive pressure to cover, no liquidity so it’s gonna get interesting |
| Regarded |
| Here comes the $3 rocket |
| MU gonna keep going down because of Google's data compression |
| So Iran has a ‘new regime president’..?\n\nWTF is he even talking about..? |
| Yup just sold off my DFN |
| 666 😈 knocking the door eating the bunnies 🐰 |
| the only thing taco has decimated is VIX |
| I refuse to sell my gas and fertilizer. I refuse to buy this illogical pump. I have principles man. I'd rather be fucking poor than participate in this illusion. |
| Yelp, that’s it for me later guys |
| So pumpy |
| They are losing terribly to Sony and Nintendo |
| Yes. Some tickers are already showing weakness and they usually move in unison |
| ill check back in a few, then ask for further guidance |
| Market has gone green after every 🥭 primetime speech.\n\n(Liberation Day speech was not primetime) |
| Yeah, no moves till evening speech honestly |
| Amazon center hit in Middle East lol |
| Iran rejects 🥭 claims that Tehran asked for a ceasefire.. lulz.. |
| >Hormuz\n\n>opened\n\nwow, and market goes wild!! |
| Is there a stock for pickleball?? I heard this was the right sub Reddit to ask |
| THETA |
| It might be time for the geopolitical experts to beg for their jobs back at Arby's. |
| Nope. Eating some salmon and shitting in the woods as I type this. |
| Amazon’s cloud business in Bahrain damaged in Iran strike - FT $AMZN |
| PSIX on the rise again |
| 🥭 thinks war is a video game or something |
| It is when you're stealing all the money.\n\nGrift and he's bleeding murica dry! |
| Yeah I honestly think this is the most likely hahaha |
| Meta moving like a penny stock now. Bah |
| Fuck this I’m going to go play Echos of Wisdom. |
| Lets go for +3% again. VAMOS |
| That does, actually lol. To be honest I got greedy off NKE puts. I should be happy with what I've already made. |
| #Today is SPY Wednesday, the day judas agreed to betray Jesus for 30 pieces of silver. Which explains this price action. |
| MU just need 10% more so i can breakeven 🥹. |
| Wish I had bought those sand dick calls on monday |
| Retail traders are exit liquidity... |
| Hasn’t anyone told Iran that the war is over? |
| Watching one minute SPY candles is more stressful than surgery. |
| +.7% is flat 🤡 |
| Gonna be that one guy and buy strangles on Vix , this shit is going meta |
| I know im getting theta'd, but I am so stupid, I stick around. |
| Lolz |
| You already have a bet going - ASTS to 87.0 before 14-Apr-2026 12:25 PM -05 |
| !banbet off by 5 cents 😭 |
| Waar iiiisss oooveeeerrrr iiifff yooouuu wwaaaanntt iiit |
| most of them, but love your Target price\n\n \nI hate RKLB as well, your comps to it is like watching cripples fight\n\n |
| This feels like an absolute bull trap, and I say that as a bull... |
| Only MSFT could ruin their entire gaming division |
| should I hold SPY 635p 5/15 overnight? through the weekend? I'm down 15% on them now. Got them figuring I wouldn't have to sweat unless we broke the downtrend channel, and now I'm sweating |
| lost 50k on micron $500 calls.... only rational thing is to sell and put your last 5k into way OTM calls expiring in 2 weeks. BALLIN LIKE BILL RN |
| Doomer bers really would rather have the world economy collapse than admit that they’re wrong |
| If I didn't roll my puts to December last week, I'd be dead. |
| MU calls I bought from the bargain bin yesterday wiping away my spy put losses |
| 9 pm eastern. We got 11 hrs. The market will be flat today. |
| Nah fr |
| UPDATE: IRGC says Strait of Hormuz will not be opened by 'ridiculous displays of the US President'\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2039330460078133626 |
| This is flatter than me in junior high.... |
| the only two buyers in the market are US treasury and Federal Reserve lmao. |
| Standard House Advantage on Slot Machines is 11%, so every 100, he gave us 11 |
| My Iranian quant with a PhD said manufactured FOMO, do your own research \n\n\nI will hold my puts sir 🫡 |
| SNXX (2x SNDX) is the equivalent to the money trees in your backyard you read about as a kid |
| Both Albanese and Starmer gave vague addresses to their nations--both are emphasizing partnership, community, and that "tough times are ahead". These words of hope sound a bit ominous for some reason. I'm curious what tonight's address will be about. |
| 28 Years ago, South Park trolled the world with the Terrence & Phillip: Not Without My Anus special, aired in lieu of the promised reveal of Cartman's father.\n\nWouldn't be surprised if the world got rugged again today, in some form or fashion. |
| how do you walk around with those massive balls |
| Why do I listen to retards in this chat it’s always green when I buy puts |
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| Did we get an april fools aaah open |
| Sometimes the play is no play at all. You’ll have that. |
| Market should care as it will shift the military spending. I will shift away from holding DFN to other areas |
| !banbet USO 116 3h |
| yeah i’m not watching this i have things to do. i just know we dump tmrw |
| Jesus not even LeBron can save Nike. Their 3yr is on the path to oblivion. |
| No wait I've seen this one before\n\nIt ends with gay. Today ends in gay |
| Ubers having awhite boy summer this year |
| Bears definitely losing hope rn |
| I have a single long dated put; but this wants to go up. It would have dumped by now. |
| Did you miss Iran’s leader saying he also wants to end the war? |
| When is 🥭 speech? |
| Get a Samsung if you are a cheapass. |
| Trying hard not to throw it all into 660 calls |
| Nobody's falling for another fake ceasefire |
| True, did not even take that into account, 100% correct. |
| feels like we are gonna tred down all day to like -2% |
| They have it on the desktop but not app. |
| Shouldn't WAYFAIR ($W) be doing well in this environment soon? |
| Yesterday was an epic rally bull, time to go back down until further notice. |
| If it makes you feel better I sold 1 of my $400 calls after riding from 370 down to 314 but I held onto the 100 shares thank god |
| Yea same today looks like a theta fuck |
| Software dip only to go back up in two days, rinse and repeat. |
| motherfucker... |
| We’ll lost my gains from yesterday |
| 200->350 and sold at 280. Similar boat tho. |
| Ok option trailling stop loss is available on webull how about we get that on RH? |
| Well that’s the problem. That interim perioid takes years. |
| please buy MU puts |
| April fools it’s a chop day |
| Has it? |
| Definitely right about that. I'll never even get near options or I'll go to ground. |
| Sometimes I just buy a slew of 0DTEs, close my brokerage and just say I'll close these out after lunch. Win or Lose 🙂 |
| Why is META not up 3%? Did it catch a case again or was it because it remembered my banbet? |
| https://preview.redd.it/u98kcdv16lsg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3227779130e6ab20a925056e6e173d52516c1ea7\n\n |
| Defensive stocks getting dumped for tech |
| buy the dip was 2020 \n\n2026 is sell the wick |
| Guys, it was all an April fools joke! SPY is actually $705 rn!\n\nSource: |
| Barron literally loading up on so many puts right now. |
| Trading on emotion is best, and the best emotions are pure existential terror and self loathing |
| MSFT being green is a very bad omen of things to come |
| It's at the moon. |
| Think oil will climb back up soon? |
| Like always? |
| PEOPLE short everything, they are doing a fake pump. Short then buy oil before markets close |
| 654 is SPY fair value and it will stay there forever |
| I had calls on the way down and puts on the way up |
| >[](https://www.financialjuice.com/#)Iran would welcome Russia as a mediator - TASS cites Iranian envoy\n\n>10:01 Apr 01 |
| Yeah, but have you seen congress do anything to stop 🥭? Right now it seems like is able to what ever he wants. |
| NKE 55 5/15 calls. Printing or nah |
| Not anyone smart |
| surely puts here? |
| oh, interesting - Uber that is. |
| Market might be getting a little ahead of itself here |
| $10 gain. And others made hundreds 😭 |
| lol cow is alive and goes muuuu muuu I forgot I even have sell limit on this micron overhyped stuff, hope it goes back to tanking lmao |
| Nobody cares |
| the market |
| I think 🥭 tries to pump the market tonight before the long weekend |
| Back to living in a world of make believe |
| Probably open up a position for 130 a barrel but watch it drop to 80-85 prior to that. |
| Counts as a Viagra alternative on healthcare plans |
| Sold on Friday. My Calls would have doubled now. |
| it looks like theta is winning right now\n\n |
| Because he likes to jerk himself off, I think it's going to be an our military is awesome and we won kinda thing. Of course he still may put boots on the ground this weekend lmfao so who knows. |
| No kidding. Let's just dismantle the post WWII era which was the most stable in history. Markets go up. |
| MSFT green? whats happening |
| Someone is going to say the U.S leaving NATO is already priced in |
| does anyone in here genuinely believe this war is over |
| Its like the market is pricing in the best case scenario, whilst ignoring all the other possibilites and the fact oil is still 100 |
| Yeah fuck this im not playing this week, it doesnt make sense, just gonna hold cash |
| We just making up letters now |
| Donalds loading up on Uber Calls before the World Cup |
| We don't actually need NATO to defend ourselves against Russia. We've got more than enough men and money. The real risk is in the interim period we haven't gotten our own arms factories set up, because, well we've always just bought US arms... |
| Ew |
| Fuck this, closed some MSFt positions for a loss. Money better spent elsewhere. |
| Let's aim for 370 then? lol\n\nCALL |
| Thank you |
| Literally a basic web search you fucking dweeb. |
| I would but all im doing is my claude agent scrapes newfeeds for events that could be considered a TACO trigger event , scores it weighs it and the moves things in VXUS and VTI in and out ... The iran war thing didnt fit the model since it isnt a simple TACO thing.... Even if Your Majesty TACO's out of this , the damage is already done. Whoever suggested this war was black swan event here got it right ... Back to thinking of a new model....months of simulation down the drain... Fuckers... |
| bro, it hasn't even been 45 minutes, what regarded plays did you do? |
| I'm so happy the military excursion has ended. |
| Thank God I don't use stop losses and still have my micron calls that were down 70% yesterday but now only down 10% overall |
| Y'all are all acting as if the funny numbers actually reflected reality. It's a trust machine. It'll stay up as long as people trust, it'll crash as soon as people don't. |
| nO |
| Go back to the dental clinic and see the next patient. Gtfo lmao |
| You’ve successfully been fear-mongered. That’s not an issue. There is no scarcity of currency or goods. There is an obscene excess in America (sounds like you’re talking about America) and literally no reason to think there’s a need to gatekeep, limit or demonize what citizens receive in benefits that THEY ALSO HAVE BEEN PAYING FOR |
| Normally a bull but this is dumb... |
| DREADFUL. What will happen over the next 8 hours is chop in a tight, 15 point range, low volume theta-fucking everyone, whilst we await the 9pm self-congratulatory speech on all that he ~~hasn't~~ has accomplished. |
| 🤏 this much |
| Mandatory ozempic injections would fix this |
| Thanks for doing the lord's work |
| You’d be absolutely amazed with people’s ability to somehow pull something together even if they don’t have money. I’ve known plenty of people who are behind on bills struggling to pay their mortgage and still show up to a casino and lose several thousand dollars. Then manage to come across money a few weeks later in some spectacular fashion. Instead of fixing the situation they just go back to the casino |
| I don't. I deal with it by scaling gradually into my short if VIX keeps rising afterwards. But I always assume the worst (spike to 85) when sizing my added positions so even in the worst case scenario I don't get margin called (I short VIX futures). |
| Thank you for your contribution |
| I love kimchi |
| Didnt actually think of that. But what would he say? That they are doing well, have “obliterated” all the targets and will leave within 2 weeks? Why would he want to address the whole nation about that if he has already stated that |
| Hahahahah. Fucking retard bers got cocky for like 10 minutes |
| Nah bro, it’s too dark. Very fascinating though |
| I hope |
| bulls don't get that the denial in March-August 2008 is a major reason that Q4 was so ugly. if you don't take the ramp you get the cliff |
| Markets keep pricing in "negotiations going well" "war is about to end" "oil is about to flow", for the last few weeks now. \n\nIt's a long way from pricing in what's really happening, much less supply shortages hitting major countries around the world, nor even how many refineries went offline and aren't gonna be able to work at full capacity. \n\nAnd it's not even close. |
| No but you say I a big dumb TACO |
| >Create documentation\n\nJesus Christ |
| I mean who would stop them, it’s moronic but the French left and rejoined later\n\nIdk my copium is this will all work out in the end but idfk |
| Truly hope so |
| Something very different than the invasion of Iraq in 2003: the 10 year rate is going up instead of down. Investors are not seeing it as a safe asset. They are moving away from it. |
| I better not have just closed my MSFT position at today’s bottom |
| I don’t care I just want Tesla to get cooked hard |
| As always, puts lose |
| I like beer |
| Price target?\n\n |
| Nahh |
| Mr. Market doesn’t know what to do |
| Excuse me, On a fucking scripted E game slot machine |
| Visa dip looks like free money |
| Counterpoint\n\nAny forums that have survived have done so because the info being exchanged is good.\n\nAre you trying to say that there’s better info on Reddit than sites like Rennlist or Audiokarma?\n\nI mean maybe RDDT is better for info on Bronys and Pokémon but the reality is RDDT filled with bots and users with multiple accounts, disinformation is rampant and amplified due to its structure. Training AI on it means that AI will be at best retarded. |
| Streamers are payed by casinos and play rigged games to attract and hook their idiot subscribers on gambling. |
| The market just did an april fools |
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| Wiped out my whole years gains today |
| just read an article your mom has the herps |
| Bros gotta be a millionaire already save some for the rest of us |
| happy I need you to do some more manifesting |
| Thanks NIKE. Steak for breakfast |
| No her boyfriend works at Wendy’s |
| good enough for me haha |
| Leaving NATO is not a decision the 🥭 can legally make |
| RZLV thank you! |
| At some point they’re going to need job numbers ex farms and ex hospitals lol |
| - |
| Any source on NATO comments? |
| Can you imagine if we have +5 or 8% like the Japs and the Kimchis ? Wendy won’t have enough spots to support wsb |
| Full spread. 1 DTE to 2 months. |
| US pulling out, we'll just pay Iran for oil, they'll keep their fissile materials and the new ayatollah's even more of a dipshit than the last\n\nMission Accomplished |
| 660 today? |
| They were busy doing a flyby at Kid Rocks |
| Wait for the buying frenzy when the hummus opens |
| Ya guys think Mango and Saylor are homies? They could bond over their love for creating bag holders |
| Why do you insist on being a grumpy bear? Join the bull side and those dip tards become your friends |
| Yeah, I traded TQQQ on the pop. Back into oil for the long haul. \n\nBoy, did that pop on your lucky day. You break even? |
| All of those famous 3 day ground invasions |
| M coming |
| Great did I literally sell MU right before the big green spike? 😡 |
| Default setting |
| Fuck google. I held from 170 to 350 only to sell on monday at 270 and now it pumps back up |
| Lmao bears (my puts are -50% and will now no longer be gay) |
| Nazguls would get him. |
| at 9m mango just going to say april fools and cut to black |
| Literally how my day went but I lost $50 |
| Already done. 360 🙂 |
| Mango acting rationally, who needs messy fight involving ground troops just to keep the title of the superpower. He can just use tariffs for that |
| Sofi gtfu |
| Trillions moved yesterday for eoy so have to wait for June for same moves now |
| The end is near lads |
| People believing the war will end immediately are dumb as hell |
| Am I the only one who thinks she's butt ugly? |
| The NATO comments alone should be enough for a -5% day. Markets are way to complacent. |