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| $3 more than what bers have LOL |
| What’s up with HIMS? Just going on momentum? |
| Just fucking go to 692!!!! |
| I cannot express how much everything in nvidias earnings report is priced in. It won’t go up, won’t go down. |
| NVDA 200+ today or I walk around walmart butt ass naked |
| Jensen aka leather man is about to tap his fat cock on bears tongue today |
| print("That's nice") |
| #Paul Blart mall cop ahh economy |
| Relentless pumping!! |
| You’re never gonna believe what MSFT, META, AMZN, and GOOG committing 600B of spend in 2026 does for the company theyre going to give large part of that money to.\n\nNVDA is selling shovels brother. Guidance is about to go ballistic |
| I’m always confused, that’s why I’m here |
| Why would banks hate that? |
| Any evidence this happens other than "i thought words and then typed said words". |
| u/penguincheerleader as per your request.\n\n🦘 Kangaroo gang:\n\n>The game is too easy. I have everything I want, yet I am as empty as a WSB bank account...\n\nNSFW: https://i.ibb.co/XrwdbWyH/thetagang-game-is-too-easy-Copy.png |
| God speed- I don't have much confidence either way, so I'm going cash and I'll jump in with calls IF we tank. |
| Microshit, GooGUH, hell even Crash-a-zon all remember how pump today why the fuck isn’t SPY already at 695? Damn algos. |
| Wait, did bears really think? |
| Does Alligator Alcatraz not count??? |
| You guys are so good at getting gains |
| Turns out My gaming pc was best investment i ever made percentage wise |
| nah |
| Yall |
| Two days ago |
| I am so glad I threw a bunch of cash at MSFT the past two weeks |
| lol |
| I'm confused and not replying to the right comment. |
| Like a true Russel Wilson fan |
| we gonna hover all day till nvda earnings huh |
| 695 today ??? |
| Gulp |
| so what happened? \nwhy stocks are pumping? |
| Barron: *secures puts*. Sir, everyone says you’re winning too much. Can we ease up on the winning. \n\n🥭: no son, even More winning. \nPete, send all the ships to Iran and liberate all the oil. \nNutlick, give us all the tarrifs.\nMelanie, you’re in charge of ai now. Make everything computer. |
| If you’re going to play earnings, calls. A whale bought 12.5M in 205 calls that expire next month. |
| I think I want Paramount to win. They'll make better movies, and NFLX will go back up. |
| (((Boo))) |
| who even needs earnings at this point? NVDAs been pumping for a week straight |
| https://preview.redd.it/0n4lvp3tsnlg1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b717459f0ba2c21a85f56edc053a68d3554215\n\nWork it |
| Told you not to fall for it |
| Remember those 10 glorious minutes SPX was above 7000? Pam remembers |
| maybe i was a goober for taking intraday puts before NVDA earnings |
| Bye LUNR, you will be missed |
| calls on every SPY dip continues to be the winning strategy. Never stays down |
| Are the bers ready 🫱🍩🫲 |
| I prefer Opus 4.6 as well, but folks aren't going to really pay attention to what you are saying if you start wildin' out with stuff about Gemini fanboys having never used Claude. |
| well, that was a nice 1 hour of believing my life won't suck. |
| i think it might actually pump this time. Since expectation was lowered a bit to 68% margin. If they maintain margin to the old 70+%. Then it will carried through. If margin matched expectation, then we are fkked. lets hope scam altman long term memory contract include price ceiling and share some of that cheap ram with nvda. \n |
| Would be poetic as fuck if Nvda takes the market to all time highs to top off the overvalued AI hype era.(I believe its overvalued but I still think it will pump because regard market) |
| Lol literally zero volume compared to the normal so far. They legit are just routing every single sell into the dark pools and it still cant pump 😂\n\nOh man its cooked. |
| Skynet is priceless to corporations/government. |
| The PG chart is stuck at its support |
| 🙌 |
| Don’t lie |
| Need god just as much as Jensen to smash their earnings tonight tbh |
| If you ever feel like a loser, just remember YOU 🫵 dictate where the market goes. Since MMs always work against you specifically |
| calls it is then |
| Qqq calls are up a ton for how modest qqq went up today |
| Valhalla cancelled. More sideways until april. Any money going into Mag 7 instantly transferred into VXUS. |
| Everyone clutching pearls over NVDA is keeping volume way down |
| Had me interested until CVNA fuck that scam. |
| 35 mins |
| All will be revealed in the after-hours when NVDA earnings come out. This right now is all irrelevant foreplay. |
| Yes every token of you |
| XOM is gonna break out so hard it’s gonna pay for my vacation |
| When’s the dump |
| If Microsoft moves 7%+ in either direction from here until Friday I promise i will never touch options again |
| Yes, your $3 is helping |
| A lot of the tech jobs AI is taking are the outsourced jobs that got sent off internationally and were lower stakes / more boilerplate. The trouble is when the current crop of senior positions starts to rotate out there will be less of a skilled junior class to choose from to replace them.\n\nAI doesn’t know company-specific legacy knowledge by default without it being engineered into custom agentic flows so if no one is left to do that a lot of companies are going to feel the pain in 5-10 years. |
| It’s certainly not everyone’s cup of tea but I just think they’re being mispriced at the moment and can have relatively violent moves from earnings |
| CHOPPA-SAURUS |
| Since tradingview is acting up my tinfoil hat is on! A big mov3 either side on the table ? |
| “Netflix is a monopoly because of its stock price. Who said stock price?”\n\n-you |
| I’m never gonna recover from this financially |
| How close are you to the roughly $8m you would have had had you held? |
| Kind of a boring morning 😒 |
| Damn, ok brb |
| Need a other pump so I can start buying 600p SPY for December |
| #**THETALITY** |
| # [700B invested -> zero results](https://gizmodo.com/ai-added-basically-zero-to-us-economic-growth-last-year-goldman-sachs-says-2000725380)\n\n# Gotta spend money to make nothing LMAO |
| Fuck your puts 🥸 |
| I have SPY 700c for Friday .. just seemed like the most retarded play |
| Imagine being pumped cause I guy said stuff lol. Thats how stupid everyone is. |
| Insert image of Kylo ren yelling more |
| Don't. Theta kills everyone. |
| MacroHard |
| Believe it or not, both |
| Lolbers |
| ber trying to break SPY 690, but bull here to buy and save the day |
| I need SPX to move 40 points from here. |
| Yes, set up your mind to get out at that trade, hoping for break Even would be the best case scénario but maybe not even possible so I would recommend you to set a amount to lose and take a rest!! Start selling spreads instead of yoloing in puts or calls and you will make in back in weeks chunk by chunk! |
| Everybody knows that the fair market value of tesla is 420 and we're all just choosing to trade it at a discount |
| So much selling on AMD lol |
| I sold off all my monthlies and it pumped... |
| Oh man |
| Same, I just read these thread comments, then call my broker and tell him to do stuff based on what I see the most comments for. |
| If it’s holds 425 this week I’m more bullish and uber excited if it holds 450 going into earnings |
| If they don't know it's sell every rip and buy every dip by now, I don't think they ever will |
| If SPY was going to dump it would have done it already. Back up to 6950 we go |
| It’s genius on their end, keeps the regards gambling |
| can someone from the future tell me call or puts for nvidia earning |
| Dude! |
| He’s being downvoted because he’s editing his messages to take out dumb nonsense that was there before. |
| Not happening! |
| Turns out ai took his job not yours |
| Bers okay? |
| Godspeed! |
| Isn’t looking too good fellas |
| The first "cooked number" cause at this point a false hope is better for them than a harsh reality. |
| I fold |
| He sold MSFT? PUMP IT |
| 'help me ~~step bro~~ nvda, im stuck!' - spy (probably) |
| I have also stuck this shit :/ |
| selloff is short for you sell and fuck off |
| Buy. Home Depot crushed |
| googl pump alr so i can gtfo before this time bomb |
| Regard action is back on the menu! Actually, it’s always been there |
| “AI is going to take your job within 12 months” \n\n - some dumbass techbro 18 months ago |
| Hey did you hear about this new technology? It's called AI or something. |
| You mean you don't like Robinhood's unlabeled axis and poor granularity? |
| Yea tell me about it, I've been holding long term since it was at 18 🙁 |
| Higher daddy! Higher! Give me the pump to Valhalla! |
| It’s a fakeout, trapping bears before heading north. |
| Kweb is killing me |
| Oh dear lord have mercy. What on earth will I do with the $30k I made selling that pump? |
| [When I'm about to bankrupt again](https://external.fagc3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/emg1/v/t13/2711896784860672933?stp=dst-src&url=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia2.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2Fv1.Y2lkPWFlZWNjYzExdnJjc25ydzBhaXZrNWtibm5qbjh0Nm44bGl1Zmw3YXVlbzIzYm9vNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc%2FBgw7ipIGLM3Tr6Ak1w%2F200.gif&utld=giphy.com&_nc_gid=sMSEx1nWwEz-xzA66HJCsw&_nc_oc=Admeg1SxmjQ--Ky6yArEe6S5r6RxajvC_UrseVpOVg6rK3ZzZ5n3Lyrz_Rjucm75oi5z92kmp41qhg8oPsWdK2wX&ccb=13-1&oh=06_Q3-8AfhUNYf5pyKhmhrVe_J4amJWeXZDLc8HdwhZCPdN9vUt&oe=69A0F267&_nc_sid=1d65fc) |
| It is if you’ve been holding it for 17 years now |
| Ber are like the losers sitting last night. How embarrassing |
| It was running to the liquor store, now it’s got the bottle |
| SPX pls dump. Just for 30 min. You can pump after that, I just need to sell these puts 😭 |
| just take the L with puts, SPY is not going down this time |
| It’s about to get unstuck |
| 70 mil what? |
| Whose watching that stuff anymore |
| $22 figma was free $100 bill on the ground money |
| Microsoft literally waited for me to sell covered calls to moon. Lame |
| That’s when the dust settles. |
| The force is strong with America 🦅🇺🇸💪 |
| Join the Xwell 🤑 |
| All this means is that there are a lot more overvalued stocks in the S&P 493. I looked at some that had almost no revenue but had multi-billion market caps because they were going to be the next NVDA. Broad Market Indexes scare the heck out of me. |
| if this breaks up right here, ber anus is going to get gapped |
| position size is based on downside risk, not upside |
| Shorting CRM through earnings. $165 puts 40 contracts let’s go! |
| Yup that pump was def human |
| You either make money in the market or hold your position long enough to give it all back. |
| Can someone with higher intelligence than me explain how a selloff works? |
| Ban betting SPY 700 eod Friday is too close a bet? |
| We leftists don't believe in crime, so Trump's agitprop about illegals murdering people is beside the point. |
| 你喜歡書法嗎？ |
| Everybody calm ur tits |
| I’m tired of the pump and dump, I miss 2025 where everyday was a pump |
| Ok market meddlers you have baited enough dunces into SPY 700 calls you can dump tf out of it now |
| Im printing today. |
| I’ll be watching closely. Also think ROOT currently way undervalued |
| What do you mean QQQ is up over 1 percent, why is my portfolio down 6% today?! |
| just gotta buy puts and calls |
| At this point I think they should keep it as a novelty |
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| 690 gang |
| It’s been trading like a meme stock for months lol |
| Damn bro I wish you gave yourself at lease a week. But I’m routing for you. Will come back here to give you props if we zoom |
| Theta is the house and the house always wins. |
| I hate when I pull the office raid card from chance |
| No no no, we keep going |
| https://preview.redd.it/ue5j3ruxrnlg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15d076a54920061b7bddb531d9b471f944bd8f09 |
| https://preview.redd.it/95mmgjkxrnlg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb11bce74c911610e93b64f286f9898e8e4cbded |
| Mercury goes into retrograde tomorrow and you clowns are out here buying calls? You probably don't even know that next month has a Friday 13. |
| Meh all AI is about the same, use multiple. Who the fuck is is fangirling for an AI lol |
| If they used it, they'd actually see it that Opus 4.6 is way better than Gemini LMAO |
| HOLY CHOP |
| That is the smart thing to do. Fuck I think I'm spiraling. I'm going to look for an exit on these puts and then just stop and take a break |
| came sprinting out of the gate and immediately went into a junkie stupor |
| Netflix isn't buying CNN and Paramount can easily buy Discovery Global after the split if they want, regardless of how this goes. The idea that this deal is about the media is nonsense. |
| But can it love me long time |
| Congrats bro |
| That just means if it fails Microsoft gets first dibs in the scramble over the IP and models. The debt and horrendous outstanding obligations can become someone else's problem if their lawyers are good enough. |
| HTZ I'll rent a car from you just lemme see a calm and collected +30% |
| oh my gourd! |
| NVDA earning coming up? Oh I know what I’ll do, buy LUNR premarket and lose 7k |
| Spy stuck. |
| You are OG GOAT sir! |
| Yes |
| Two solo Canadian geese just flew over my house heading south. \n\nI live in SoCal, those mfs lost as hell |
| Engagement based market making, they literally make their AI skynet system draw certain patterns on the charts to bait people in then just ruin the move. |
| Every time it gets close to 690, buy calls, bulls holding the line easy |
| Imagine thinking TA matters for earnings. It’s a fucking coin flip |
| I really want to trade today but not sure what I want to do until after NVDA earnings |
| Nah, I like money |
| BORING SO BORING |
| This Friday lol |
| THETALITY |
| Breaking News: Claude can now emulate Thai ladyboys |
| If we lost $690 this bitch dropping |
| All these AI solutions stocks are getting fucking slaughtered the past 6 mths lmao, APP especially got their ass fisted by an elephant |
| boy! you asking for way too much |
| Just dump im rich😭 |
| NVDA with the classic cum dripping from cock formation |
| https://preview.redd.it/mnvu4hfprnlg1.jpeg?width=1405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e3e7a5eb363c386beb2d95f9935a12959ee93a7\n\n |
| Been stuck in this range since Nam. |
| WRONG! Everyone is losing these days unless you are playing ITM options and getting entries very very right. There is no alpha in this market they are extracting every cent they can from options players and thats the only thing keeping this market afloat. When retail is too broke to keep gambling on 0dte the whole thing will crumble. |
| If by dungeon you mean 200+ then yes |
| the keyword is "after"\n\nshh don't tell them, take profit and run |
| Everytime SPY tests that $690.7 they just pump Apple a little more lol |
| It’s possible. But if you go long it doesn’t matter. Market makers can fuck around all they want but eventually their has to be a repricing on strong earnings and guide |
| I didn't. I'm just not retarded enough to think a company making 65 billion a quarter will keep beating year over year revenue by 50% until 2028 |
| Going on a hot streak then a month of being down from ATH while bagholding positions in the red feels so bad man. Everyday just sit and pray lmao |
| Microsoft office raided fue to monopoly. \n\nMicrosoft +2% 😂 |
| This is so dumpy |
| THETA WINS |
| Im up $6 on my $3800 position or +0.15%. To think I'm beating 90% of people here.\n\nedit: I'm now down $2, I am financially ruined |
| >Google fanboys (who never used Anthropic)\n\nYou think there are people using Gemini that have never used Claude? Never? lol |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Scarfaceb1tch** bet **SNDK** goes from **641.64** to **660.0** before **27-Feb-2026 10:21 AM EST**\n\nTheir record is 12 wins and 10 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| B***S R FUK!! *this comment unlocks after Nvidia earnings* |
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| chop chop chop for the last 20 mins lol |
| !banbet SNDK $660 2d |
| Buying a pump because you listened to a mango speech. Exit liquidity. |
| The market hasn't learned about win-win yet. It always wants someone to lose. |
| Spy gonna be at 690.50 till GTA6 comes out |
| I feel like hes missing something |
| I used both and u can also combine their products you ape. |
| maybe theyll just buy it and press the delete button on the whole thing - never underestimate the value of just eliminating your competitor outright |
| https://preview.redd.it/33x83lblrnlg1.jpeg?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19e6fabc1d9602b5ac6411802f1912436d59b2e5 |
| Reminiscing about when I used to make $$$ 🥲 |
| Fuck my calls and my puts huh |
| The JEWELS |
| why would you dump it man |
| If you can’t beat em… |
| RTX shitting itself like 🥭 |
| Regards paper trading |
| Yeah, I'm guessing that this is how they get crocodile meat for brunch after their 2nd beer breakfast. |
| Puts on TradingView |
| Might lose that! I see 202-204 |
| Oh shoot, I saved this comment back when it was a kangaroo with a naked babe and a ton of money. Now it seems the image is gone. Can I PM you for the original image? |
| CRM pop was an easy short. |
| <$2 intraday trading range for SPY nice job theta gayng |
| Daddy of all earnings calls today, hope you are as excited as me for this big one. #VICI |
| No!! Omg your timing sucks bro, Check gamma and delta levels before you make any move! |
| I don't know how to feel about this guy having a decent record. |
| FAKE PUMP SELL EVERYTHING ITS FUCKING OVER |
| Ignorant. You. |
| Look at IOVA go |
| "wrestle" |
| Help I trusted a fart |
| it's pretty good at that, isn't it? |
| IBRX |
| Yes |
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| !banbet nvda $207.50 2d |
| I knew 🥭speech would pump the markets, SPY 690c is free money |
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| !banbet LUNR 17 3d |
| LOW killed home builders |
| Make a bullish or bearish statement and see how many upvotes/downvotes it gets. |
| Google Gemini sucks so bad compared to Anthropic Opus 4.6 and it's not even close\n\nAll those benchmarks are bullshit, they overfitted their model to perform good but when you actually use it you can tell it sucks compared to Anthropic\n\nGoogle fanboys (who never used Anthropic) will say it's not true, but anybody who used both of them know it's true |
| Iranian rials? |
Lol Anthropic and OpenAI use Workday\n\n Bloomberg - Are you a robot? www.bloomberg.com |
| Actually, yes. How did you know? |
| Why the FUCK is it trying to hard to reject 690.7????? |
| The globalists work against my portfolio |
| Trap …. |
| Lemme borrow 10k I’ll lose that shit so fast |
| NVDA going back to the dungeon |
| Covered some QQQ shorts at 614.1 (from 615.5, 615.9) and took profit, 😅😅 |
| That IBM dump was such an easy buy |
| divided sentiments in here, make up your mind guys. i'm struggling to see which direction to inverse. |
| Zimbabwean dollars? |
| You’ll be safe |
| Look at mr coffe change over here! |
| no rugs today big fukin day,,,,,moon mission cummin |
| Lets go spy get your bum ass back up. |
| Did you sell? |
| Xwell pumping so hiiiiigh |
| Did Lunr sideways crash land again? wtf |
| Lol. Keep spewing complete bullshit and then trying to lie and backtrack your way out of it. Classic bootlicker. |
| that's nice, sweetie |
| Zimbabwe dollars? |
| I sent a “complaint email” mostly asking when it would be up.\n\nThey sent me a generic “Something New is Coming!” Email also explaining that it might be HOURS before the upgrade is complete!\n\nHow stupid can they be?!?\n\nAgreed. Something that takes HOURS should definitely be done on a weekend.\n\nPray for me that things don’t take a massive tumble before they are finished! |
| Love that I got Nvidia the day before it split!!!!🔥 |
| Fair enough, congrats on holding from sub $10 |
| Puts on NVDA for the clout? Or calls to take the wife out for a steak dinner... Decisions decisions. |
| #NVDA GANG Members checking in |
| I knew you could do it NFLX |
| Days like this are like that, when they theta cuck and gaslight and deny reality like this and just refuse to move the market its all funded by stealing pieces of everyone's 0dte options throughout the day. Literally coinclipping your options contracts every time they oscillate the price up and down. Its literally stealing from anyone and everyone that dared to hold options incrementally the whole day and using those funds to prop up the bags. \n\nLegit when you see lots of oscilation in a very small range thats exactly what it is, only their computers are fast enough to reliably trade those moves. Its basically big players hitting the pause button and stealing small percentages of every single option traded in that window until they figure out their next move. |
| Made 70 mil off that pump |
| oof |
| Gamma these NUTS |
| Brb going to throw up |
| Thought I was a genius last week cause I hit 14 0dte in a row. Blew it all this week. Stupidest trade was holding a put overnight last night, got gobbled alive by theta |
| It always pumps AH then gives it up. |
| Bro, I had been there, think about how survive another day, don’t hold till zero, you have enough capital to get it back slowly! Selling credits spreads the way up and Down! Don’t yo any more yolos one direction!! |
| NVDA and AMD calls locked in! Let the games begin at 5PM est |
| On EVERYONE IN THE WORLD NVDA OPENING AT 165 TOMORROW |
| this was a scheduled pump |
| 🫡 |
| SMCI is about rip faces |
| When you become a billionaire scamming your investors but the scam Altman scams you and you just keep suing him cause you are so mad |
| I guess that's why 😒 |
| 52 new ATHs since 🥭 took office. #53 by Friday |
| GOAT typa shit |
| They beat every estimates last earnings too, however they went down anyways. What are the chances the SP goes down regardless of an exceptional earnings beat? |
| Spread those cheeks |
| Unless that's your girlfriend's period. Then we're just meatballs in dirty blood. Just sayin. |
| Jensen has forsaken me |
| I have 27k worth of puts in nvda. I can still get out but people are too bullish. Im letting it ride. Fuk it |
| What on earth is going on with $TRI |
| Y pump |
| I don't even believe NVDA can even pushing that shit up more than 698. \nFucking clankers already making continues job claim increase . \nEven if the clanker thingy did bring those number up do you even believe there will be revenues from other sectors than energy and utilities from the future ? |
| Insiders clearly know what Nvidia call will contain\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vrkix90vqnlg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98088474af93c40715ff9824d939575c4bd81f9e |
| The price is way too goddamn high |
| NVDA is in positive gamma, that 190-193 call wall got destroyed. Any bear out there that doesn’t understand this at this point is about to get fisted |
| Sorry you bought puts |
| Yall got too happy |
| I bought it at 40 a week ago, solely on vibes, I got lucky (after burning my excess money on UNH though) |
| That’s how you know it won’t happen |
| Spread on my spy 0dte are pretty wide |
| Someone buy puts to save spy |
| Anyone getting bullish on $NTDOY or $SONY |
| YEAH IS THIS BETTER |
| Wicked smaht |
| The mag in mag7 stands for maGUH |
| OP is... winning? I don't understand, we're on WSBs. Congrats, fuck you |
| 693 would feed families…. My family in particular |
| wtf dude let us know before you buy puts next time |
| EZ MONIEZ |
| Some of them have sub market multiples! MSFT\n\n |
| What’s happening!!!!!!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/iktr0a3rqnlg1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e974d39170c6e8a50c9b3b8b5cd23cf80421658 |
| Is there any volume at all |
| 1st mate: \nSir we're taking on water off the port bow!\n\nCapt: \nQuick play some music for retail investors and lock up VIX - we need their exit liquidity before she sinks\n\nRegard: \nJust a trickle, nothing to worry about - calls\n\nNarrator: \nAs we dive deeper into the wreckage we try to imagine what retail investors were thinking..\n\n |
| And the suits got their exit liquidity on NVDA, nice |
| Doesn’t NVDA always go down after earnings? I guess it could go up like this one time 🤷🏻♂️ |
| Please tell me when you are selling. It means will go up so I can buy |
| I sold half my VRT right before it went to ATH. And now it’s looking unstoppable. Hmm. |
| Stonks always go *check notes* to the side |
| If Nvda shits the bed we all dying lol If it fucks tho, Spy 800 eow |
| Well if this doesn’t dump, and Nvidia earnings don’t tank it all after market, we may finally be done with the 5 month sideways move |
| I have the feeling we are gonna have a big dump today, but I assure you, mr president, we will end green |
| Why the fuck is it allergic to just going UP????? |
| Insane |
| [https://nitter.net/hecubian\_devil/status/2025731262132920820](https://nitter.net/hecubian_devil/status/2025731262132920820) |
| I yoloed back into calls |
| When is the expiry |
| Spy being Ghey |
| Nvm |
| Do I sell my puts and yolo back into calls? |
| go cash negative or short BIL. |
| I sold CRWV $110c for this Friday last week before this pump. Think I’ll get assigned? |
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| Why would anyone ever get tired of winning? |
| Lilly has Retatrutide coming out and it's better than the previous GLPs. |
| Shit wont dump till we hit 695 this is the most obvious trend of 2026 |
| Hey, nice to meet you Chad bro, my name is John |
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| can we touch 689 today please |
| lol ya fuk them |
| How much capex are we thinking? 100 billion? 200 billion? 500 billion? |
| Sold my Spy Call Debit spreads for +2,400% and yeeting into 3/6 poots BURN BABY BURN |
| googuh |
| I hope you're joking around. If you're consistently losing money it's not funny. Money is security. It's how you can take care of yourself and loved ones. Don't mess around with what you can't lose. |
| The sustained earnings growth on top of current already sky high levels of profit with all this big tech capital outlay that is needed to justify Nvidias price is ridiculous. |
| #Anyone who thinks nvdia is going to moon after seeing it being green is crazy sell the news buy the rumor |
| NFLX let’s go buddy |
| 2.5 weeks |
| 300 trust /s |
| Looks dumpy |
| SPY 700 CVX 200 plz |
| Up 360% in a year... Now is the time |
| C'mon SPY. Pop back up so I can short ya |
| Are we finally past the AI hysteria? |
| I had a INMB call on my watchlist that was .01 yesterday and now is .4 per contract. 390x bagger. This is the type of shit that is in my watchlist while I’m down 50% YTD |
| Do the thing when you just drop 1% spy |
| SPY wants to repeat Feb-April of last year. It’s being shy though |
| really up to NVDA |
| Every fucking day. |
| I got dia puts. I'll be fine |
| Can I interest you in a company suing OpenAI all the time, but the lawsuits are getting dismissed as frivolous? |
| The ruggings will continue until morale improves |
| SEC this guy right here |
| >The AI boom is delulu. There’s no money to be made, only money spent.\n\nIf you were referring to the AI labs who's only asset is IP, then I would agree. But when it comes to compute providers, I think you are woefully wrong. Demand for compute will exceed supply for years to come, even if AI capabilities stalled (which they won't). |
| Chad |
| All this green makes me think NVDA is gonna tank the entire market, but maybe I'm just traumatized |
| I trimmed on the way up and spread it out. The rest I’m letting ride. I have high conviction in this company over the next decade |
| Don’t worry Redcat is up 50% in the last 2 months. 17 million in revenue and 1.5B market cap! |
| we gonna go back up even a little? or time to sell |
| Next leg up for tech now that the talking heads convinced everyone to buy 3% growth dividend stocks |
| I’m in for 5x $197.5 calls. We’ll see what the market thinks this evening! I’ve been doing a lot of research and do think they have room to grow. The increase in inference and training on Rubin compared to Blackwell is insane. |
| fry's electronics. so sad. |
| Just give it up already. You know you want to dump |
| Just please go back to my entry 😭😭😭 |
| interesting tactic cotton |
| Charles Scab lol |
| Deport VIX |
| Me, it's me. Actually I don't even look at charts at all anymore. Vibe trader |
| this sub is dumb af.\n\nyou think he needs to drop 100% of the cash for it? he'd only need to finance some of it, and he'd likely just do it through a bank or 10, maybe even leveraging his assets, like usual.\n\nand yeah, there are other people involved. obviously. i never said he's 100% funding the deal. but ffs, he's LITERALLY part of the deal. one of the major components, according to wbd, is larry's guarantee. |
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| SPY won't go below 690, plunge protection squad back to save the day from any SPY dips |
| Spy was dumping so good till i bought puts and the second i do it fights back up |
| Idk feels pretty dumpy with a lil pumpy |
| Dam stop loss got hit at breakeven I guess gonna be choppy today |
| Fuck it. Retard time |
| Tonight's the night. Lambo or homeless, I'll be riding it out with the rest of you regards. Godspeed 🫡 |
| Type harder loser. |
| Just say it |
| You just do !banbet and say something crazy like SPY to 685 in 5 minutes |
| The market really doesn't want Netflix to take this deal. |
| I don't believe SPY will reach 700 this month at this rate LMAO. |
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| !banbet nvda $165 2d |
| Eleventy quadrillion dollars, dump anyway. |
| Only downvoted your comment for the redditspeak at the end of it but otherwise I agree |
| defense contractors got hammered sheesh |
| Sell everything. Ameritards finally woke up. |
| We now know Paramount max offer. So if Netflix buds higher, we know it won't be much. Also, if Netflix walks away stock will moon ... And that's a possibility |
| They are definitely losing mid terms after that retarded speech, at least then market can FINALLY go up bigly |
| Compare the chart on Google search to Robinhood. A .01% drop on hood looks like a cliff lol |
| There are a lot of companies I will take a short position on before IBM. Actually see it as a buy right now. |
| Hut Hut baby |
| So far, it may have actually “saved me from myself” as I woulda taken profits a tad early (just to get some)… but things are falling fast, not sure if I’ll end up losing money because of this (it’s still out) |
| I used to do that but I stopped a while ago. I don’t want to get called away on any of these so just letting them ride |
| Wen crash? |
| damn bro u cooked |
| Nvda earnings leaked they beat them by 100% 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 |
| careful out there, youngin. don't get cocky now just because of 1 green day. |
| Fed reserve is buying Apple shares to float this shit market |
| I use bastard child a lot |
| They make more than just fiber.\n\nThey are in AI pretty heavy though. \n\n- Leader for materials required for lithography (for companies such as ASML) \n- Sole supplier of [touch screens for iPhones, and iWatch](https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2025/08/apple-corning-to-manufacture-all-iphone-apple-watch-cover-glass-in-kentucky/)\n- Decently large in auto infotainment systems \n\n- Moving into solar panels (not sure how I feel about this) |
| AI Bubble will pop tonight. |
| To flat? |
| Anyone who stays in UUUU deserves what happens. |
| Yeah. I remember driving past their headquarters in the early 2000s when I would go to Santa Clara |
| Sold a CC today \nFuck it \nLet’s go |
| Its so weird trying to trade in a state controlled, command economy style stock market. Like its just straight gaslighting from the top down day in and day out L0L |
| Dollar range here for QQQ until the last 15 minutes when NVDA picks a direction to move violently before close |
| That's what you cryptards said at 120k when I said it would go to 50k then 30k lmfao\n\nI'm up +114% YTD btw bitch |
| 1 billion gallons is enough water to supply 40,000 people for an entire year. |
| Okay, does this thing explicitly WANT ME to loose money because whenever I make a spy options trade it moves the exact opposite direction within seconds nearly 100% of the time (even gambling is 50/50) and never gives me a single chance to sell at even a tiny profit because of course I’m not gonna be rational and sell at a small loss and instead hold to -90% before I can even sell at a tiny profit. It’s like this thing specifically hates ME for some reason… |
| Got it, call time |
| Because the WB deal might not go through, with Paramount creating a "better offer" for now. |
| GLW remains undefeated |
| Might be time for rope 💀 |
| is there anything else? |
| See, SPY always recovers |
| Damn, I KNEW I should have gotten some Spy puts to scalp at the top(well, top so far) |
| How does someone do that Banbet shit? |
| Inversing my plays would literally make y’all billionaires JFC |
| workday ceo: please clap |
| Thanks bro |
| State of the Union address made us green today |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 202.0 before 26-Feb-2026 12:49 AM -05 |
| tradingview is big g4y |
| Love these numbers! I can see both sides, but valuation risk + competitor entry over the next few years that will erode margins is a big bar to clear. |
| felt |
| !banbet looking to go 2/2 today |
| We are assuming for now that numbers aren't cooked. |
| NVDA earnings leak? 👀 |
| Entire world economy hinges on a man in a leather jacket selling video game graphic cards. \n\nTruly remarkable. |
| I swear my puts lose value so fucking fast |
| > sell puts at 60% loss\n\n> convert to calls\n\n> dumpit.jpg\n\n> sell calls at 60% loss\n\n> repeat till 0 |
| Bearish action, calls skedaddle, we'll be baack tho |
| Yes |
| How can I take responsibility of my losses if my Tradingview watchlist doesn't refresh? |
| How yall guessing NVIDIA earnings will go? |
| Ahh $Tsla :/ |
| Does anybody actually unironically use the word bastard irl? It’s like one of the most common “swear” words in movies and tv but I can’t remember the last time I’ve heard somebody actually try to use it. |
| The merger is over, if they counter with a bigger deal then it will drop again. If they let Paramount win then NFLX goes back up |
| Mmm bought the SNdK and TSLA dip now. Hoping I timed it right |
| YESSIR. I got my +5500 and got out. |
| Dump it |
| It’s actually cheaper than it’s been in a while. When they first started zooming their pe was super high. Everyone bitched about it but they ended up growing into that multiple. I think anything under 200 is a buy |
| Ive stopped all of my streaming subscriptions and have more content now than I had before. Well I think i pay like 1.99 a month for real debrid |
| MP and UUUU earnings tomorrow after hours |
| Everyone said the same thing last earnings and you can go look at a price chart and see what happened. NVDA has gone straight sideways. Congrats regardless but damn I hope you people take some profit |
| Just go to 693 already, so i can can out my 0dte |
| I am retarded, oh so retarded. |
| Alright yall. I’m coming in HOT with one call option on Spy. Wish me luck |
| I'm telling you regards, SPY 695 EOD, and then it's a coin flip on NVDA if we poomp or droop\n\nPrepare your portfolios accordingly |
| Already closed my trade but cant stop watching. Absolute cinema. Ber on sui watch |
| What a beast. |
| SPY $688 |
| can we get a day with more than 30 minutes of pump ? low energy, sad market ! |
| Ok bought my lottery tickets on Amazon instead of NVDA because I want to see terminators come out of the Amazon delivery vans sooner than later. Let’s hope my thesis works. |
| holding these options till 0 or riches, most likely 0, tale as old as time |
| Golly MSFT, Please dont bleed back to red. |
| Sure, it is still over 10 billion gallons of water they have used and will continue to use because even in the closed loop system water evaporates. Not including the indirect water consumption to create the electricity. |
| You have life-changing money why not just wait. You already won the lottery once. Who says you’ll be right again |
| It’s this afternoon |
| Here we go again |
| We will hit 700 soon but not this week. Maybe next |
| I need 90 so hoping this gap up sticks |
| Made 400% on 0DTE MSFT $400 calls timing the peak, feelsgoodman. Now pullback and re-do it 🙂 |
| You need more niche semiconductor plays like teradyne. |
| It is extremely cute they are trying to vix crush here as if everyone is not treating this as the literal make or break of the entire financial system and AI bubble. lul, VIX should be at 50 at least tbh. |
| When these finance media talk about employment numbers, are we talking the real data or the cooked data? I can't tell anymore. |
| What is your major malfunction, Goog? |
| Sell sell sell |
| no worries bulls, 690 will hold |
| Glad the dollars I'm gaining are worth 10% less than they were last year |
| Take back your cost basis and gamble the rest obviously |
| Did someone say NVDA 220? |
| Why is Netflix going up thought it’s going further down |
| not true. I'm also buying with my $10. |
| remember we all bought nvidia g cards for counterstrike and thought wtf would buy stock in that company? |
| I thought the state of the union was strong? |
| RSP tanking. This is the top |
| 😭😭 |
| Rug it to 685 |
| They're not today Russell is green. But they will because most of them are trash companies. |
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| Congrats man, good play! |
| These pre NVDA earning days are always so uneventful. |
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| There is a reason GE Vernova is up 188% over the past year. |
| lol delusional |
| Right?!?!\n\nEspecially the morning after SOtU!\n |
| C'mon SPY, give me a 3% drop! |
| If they expire in less than a year I probably would. At least 1/2 |
| Bols literally got the chance of a lifetime to sell right there |
| Take a piece of |
| Sell dumbass |
| Should I buy here or wait for NVDA earnings? |
| If you have to ask… take profit |
| A lot of you only look at Robinhood charts and it shows |
| NUCL - largest mineable uranium deposit in the US! 🚀 |
| 🫡🫡🫡🫡 |
| Bounce off 690 |
| Yeah I think buying stock in a 5 trillion dollar company trading at 47 P/E is a good investment. Lol. |
| My port is an hero… |
| just bought a couple calls at the top\n\n\nsorry guys |
| Setting up for SPY 700 or the last great bol trap. I like to think the latter. All up to Jensen |
| Oh yeah MU is gaining today . |
| pstd implied move is 20% lol. Premiums are very high to say the least. Im debating if I should buy the $75 calls. I would need it pump 15% to make money though. |
| The bottom of BTC is $0\n\nThe top of Gold will be 10K |
| Don’t get sucked into puts here. Obvious bear trap. I am waiting for 6950 and will go long puts |
| Speak into my earnings call whispering eye |
| Up 120% on nvidia calls, do I sell or wait |
| Same. Well done. On to the next one. |
| Hurry up and buy puts |
| we all did, like regards |
| Fake dump spy 695 eod. |
| I could've exited my SPX puts for only a 6k loss, but I got greedy 😭😭😭 |
| Chasing esoteric ass options plays |
| Rallies will be faded |
| It's market cap is up like 80 billion in half an hour that's still pretty insane. |
| Bear about to punch air. |
| only real regards rebought ibrx at open\nI'm a regard |
| Tech pump into Friday then bail. |
| Pure storage changes name to Everpure. Boolish |
| Sell it all an maybe buy eod for nvda shrek |
| Do you ever sell unrealistic OTM calls on this for extra change? Seems like some easy income over time |
| I sold it lol |
| QQQ was $635 in October 2025 btw |
| desktop was being weird earlier |
| WTF TSLA😡 |
| Another dip for SPY calls |
| After 30 minutes cooking. \nI come back to see what sector is gaining today in USA : \nFinancial ,Tech , health care ,Consumer discretionary. \nFunny market. \n |
| What is this? A positive day for BTC? Yall just think SPY is range bound. BTC is terminally locked between 60-70k. |
| why are small caps getting slaughtered |
| Stinks in here |
| My puts really went from -30% to almost break even in 40mins |
| Puts on salesforce |
| Ho lee fuk\n\nBer r fuk |
| they anounced it some days ago, some openai idk what. |
| if it now starts going downhill again, i'm blaming you |
| You’re a legend |
| JENSEN HUANG IS DELIVERING US ABOVE THE CLOUDS TONIGHT, SOARING LIKE EAGLES, ROARING LIKE LIONS, HEE WILL TAKE US TO HEIGHTS WE HAVE NEVER BEEN BEFORE. I AM READY FOR DELIVERANCE, YOU HAVE MY LOYALTY OH GREAT HUANG, I AM AWAITING NVDA $220 IN AFTER HOURS, LETS FUCKING GOO. |
| Selling off, well that was fun while it lasted. Almost like sex. |
| I need 17+ for my calls |
| What does it mean genius |
| If spy doesn't break 693.37 and 694.72 it will come down straight to 673 |
| Rug time as usual, too predictable at this point |
| ty |
| 420 & TSLA! Name a better dynamic duo |
| Looks like you're going to be door dashing for life at this point, or until some future robot takes that away from you too. |
| Bears need Apple to drop to negate this Nvidia scam pump |
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| Yes exactly |
| im selling all AI related shit before NVDA earnings, i dont trust this pump |
| Nice cost basis |
| Puts at 690 is always the answer |
| It’s funny bro I actually am up like 25,000% but I originally bought this on Scottrade. They got sold to ameritrade and then they got sold to Charles Scab. It only tracks the gain from the most current broker but I’m def trying for the 10k on Scab lol |
| Red by 10:30 |
| Market has been so sideways dumpy these 2 months that the pump looks extra sus |
| In fairness I’m outside the U.S. and we have only one stock trading app that lets us trade American Stocks (at an unfair level of fees to boot)\n\nSo I can’t really switch apps or anything as we have limitations on what we can use.\n\nDont mind me, I’m just whining. |
| not gonna hold these NVDA call for earning |
| looks ruggy |
| And it isn’t lasting. |
| “The problem with some of you is that you are too regarded”.\n\nWarren Buffet |
| Rugged |
| Sure, let me run out and buy the next big gamble and have it yanked out from under me, like I’ve done EVERY OTHER TIME.\n\nFuck this shit. Until “gains” aren’t happening overnight, then rug pulled over the next night, I’m out.\n |
| except that its pretty cool |
| Claude just requested 50,000 h100’s so they can replace IBM’s service division |
| Keep us up ! Make a post on WSB when you liquidate port so we'll know it's time for those OTM leaps ! |
| It's obvious amzn will gain the most from Anthropic going public and no one is counting that yet |
| I also need the fella who used to say "you've got 200 trading days left, you can do this". |
| I grabbed some CRM ahead of earnings. Benioff is going to announce something to pump the stock. |
| uh oh, i started to make some money. you know what that means |
| rug time |
| What is happening with trading view mobile version 🤔 |
| And there it is, the rug. Spy will literally NEVER only go up ever again |
| We are all here, I’m in at 16 |
| watch ber get trapped again LMAO |
| Congrats! |
| Get ready, we goin down…. Byyyyyeee… |
| The one time everything’s mooning spy is falling? Make it make sense |
| Bools MAD loll |
| igv pumps 2% is minutes and drills in like 1 minute. |
| At this point, looking at the current price, it looks like earnings have been priced in? Not sure. What do I know 🤷♂️ |
| ASTS gonna be 82 eod |
| shambles |
| Wish I bought more \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/oq1xKtf.png |
| Meanwhile Sony just prints money by licensing theirs out, then burns it on shitty Marvel villain movies. |
| damn NVDA gonna moon huh |
| leaps, bro, leaps |
| No reason for this massive pump. |
| $1 trillion in capex and you want to short NVDA. Fuck outta here |
| The NVDA of old would be up 10% today and another 10% tomorrow after annihilating earnings. This is just sad |
| I'd post my papers if it wouldn't result in me doxxing myself. But I honestly don't give a fuck about your whims, so there's that. Have a good one. |
| This might not age well |
| No more 10 am slam from Jane Street we lit |
| The app is dead simple, you could get the basic functionality up and running in a weekend. This kind of app just needs market dominance. If there is not a saturation of drivers/riders then it doesn't work. |
| WHAT TF cmon just do what u did at open SPY |
| IBM sell off was the bottom, how retarded was that |
| Cringe Americans becoming the europoor |
| SPY will hit 681 by Tuesday. Thanks for your money bulls |
| MSFT pumping after retail gave up |
| Spy Puts 2 weeks out smart? |
| Puts are going to refuel this action\n\nCarry on bers |
| 🫡 |
| Same!!!’n |
| 🥲 |
| Why would they do any update during the week lmao \nJust do it on weekends |
| What price u think it can go to ? |
| spy 🙁 |
| Let’s test yesterdays open |
| Microsoft is doing well after sooooo fucking long so trump gonna nuke Iran tomorrow and send it to new lows. |
| So did AI kill consumer staples and now everyone is back into software and tech? |
| I hope IONQ keeps stretching its neck out |
| Holy Shrek penis on NVDA |
| Friday |
| It used to be every time he mentioned the market being up it would tank? When did that uno reverse? |
| I want to but outlook looks like even more pain coming. Have to hope for a major shift in the company |
| I don't understand the mentality of waiting for the day of earnings to buy NVDA |
| Buy the top of GLD/SLV or the bottom of BTC.. hmm |
| Long term hold |
| Jork me, macrohard |
| Russell quietly drilling |
| Spy is so weak |
| It's time for my daily comment about Iran! |
| Even netflix pumping. Now I know this gotta be fake |
| My HIMS calls are back from the dead lmao |
| Gonna go up and down |
| Was down 50% on this shit. Just broke even |
| Guys just watch NAMM 🔥 |
| NVDA earnings are bigger than the Super Bowl |
| Exp |
| Thanks for your sacrifice |
| QBTS bounce 4 sho |
| Me with 187 shares 😭 |
| RIP |
| That is what I’m most afraid of. |
| NVIDIA adding billions of market cap |
| No he just has a preference for 12 year olds |
| You already have a bet going - MSFT to 405.0 before 27-Feb-2026 09:04 PM -05 |
| Saw the ticker RERE today and made me think of you guys |
| !banbet |
| Usually how it works |
| Go bulls go |
| Let’s be real. This sub is euphoric on .2% gains |
| https://preview.redd.it/irl5x9lsonlg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99abcdfa1371b462df69fbcca16eaba59382933a |
| Q |
| man every time i feel like buying puts the entire threads saying bearish shit |
| There's a 100% chance the stock goes to 0 tonight and Jensen announces bankruptcy.\n\nThose shares are essentially worthless bro\n\nI'll take them off your hand for $12 a piece because I'm feeling generous and willing to help a bro out |
| Puts all day |
| Did you bet against America, son |
| Another day another regarded TSLA pump |
| Oh shit, you are the guy - I'm sorry |
| All of the g*y boy MM’s at once: “ok we scared retail out of software enough with our fake narratives, let’s pamp it” |
| AMAZON WILL PUMP THE NEXT 6 MONTHS\n\nMARK MY FKN WORDS |
| Qqq 610 puts |
| Bye bye SPY |
| Ofcourse I sold out of NVDA after all these months and now it does this |
| Which one? |
| Now why didn’t Yall listen when I said Nvda is going to pamp |
| MM’s have HOOD by the throat |
| SPY ain’t up nearly enough for the thread to be so euphoric, has it been that long since we had a legit stock only go up day? |
| Made another 400 today. Everyone is making money right? |
| RDDT is the future of social media (as much as corn is the future of finance) |
| Rip everyone selling their HIMS right after the earnings 🥀 |
| Spy needa grow some balls and break 692, stop edging 691 |
| Bears will try but SPY 690 is here to stay |
| After NVDA earnings regard |
| IBM IBM IBM |
| Not quite up to saved position but the bags are a bit lighter for me... |
| And I'm buying a gaming PC lol - should have bought more calls.... |
| This is where spy stalls for a little while. Makes all the bears purchase 690’s and then blows em out of the water. |
| The pumper in chief did it again. Bers r fukt. |
| After close |
| Why is it starting high like that then moving lower? |
| So… I’m really just a lurker but I have something to whine about.\n\nWhy would ANY stock trading app decide to do a software update the morning after a State of the Union Address? \n\nI could log on at about 4:00am this morning, but by 9:30 it was undergoing a software update! And I STILL cannot use it!!!\n |
| Hey guys, dump here. Just to let you know I’m running a little late - I should check in at about 10:30. Thanks! |
| Yes |
| Yes, IMO the big problem is that faster + cheaper + just-as-good-for-your-task models are already here. \n\nYou can run models that would have been "frontier" models last year on your laptop today.\n\nDo you really need a Ferrari to commute to work? Or is the Toyota Corolla just as good for a small fraction of the price? |
| GOOG deflating |
| That was the top. |
| 3,000% not enough? 😆jk good job 👏 |
| Qqq puts from here |
| It's hit its low imo |
| Corruption is legal now and all three of those parties know and fuck the right people. |
| Was it Microsoft calls for weeks got fucked now that I’m out it’s pumping lol |
| Were so fuckin back (for now at least) |
| https://preview.redd.it/9nyn7ftfonlg1.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2b6c1600c69c91c07aa79eb9b37c131e93ffdf2\n\n |
| I'm making too much money today |
| $FIG starting its recovery |
| Everything is perfect bcuz the dude cooked. Let him cook.\n\nStop being a doomer poon and invest in the most beautiful record setting greatest ever economic market.\n\nIf you weren’t poor you’d understand 💅 |
| Another day of literally zero buyers except the Federal reserve L0L. This is going to be the biggest government bagholding event in recorded history when it goes tits up. |
| All it takes is one bout of poor mental health and a couple of bad decisions in a row for all to be lost. Move some of the profits into a long term savings account thats is prohibitable for trading |
| NVDA straight line to god |
| Goog 👍🏻 |
| Your buy in price is impressive. You've inspired me to buy an nvidia 1c and exercise it. Then I'll have cool numbers too! |
| is bro tryna flex lol 1 year only |
| *yawn* Nvda 210 eod |
| Up +114% YTD. Feels good to be right |
| Is this the time for Netflix to go up or can it go more down |
| Hims lot of power since earnings |
| No |
| I sold today so it’ll pump 🙂 |
| Might just full port MSFT and call it a year |
| This gonna print?? |
| Too many here looking for dump. You know what that means. |
| the market is waiting for me to sell, i can feel it |
| Would your mother be proud? |
| Mercadolibre is not gonna be up because its one of my largest position, the same for MSFT and AMZN, they don't gonna be up until i sell |
| I’m in with a good bit right now. Trending in the right direction! |
| I know a top when I see one 😉 |
| I never said it wasn't and none of the GLP-1's are really at that stage yet. Reta is more about less side effects, same or better results not time. If anything Novo's drug I mentioned in their pipeline's specifically only advantage is speed of weight loss which is 12 weeks which is why I said Novo has an inferior current product and future product pipeline. |
| dump it |
| We are feeling awfully toppy today |
| 16k |
| nearly every day in 2026: "I bought puts 😎"\n\ntoday: "I bought puts 🤡" |
| The 10:30 dump is gonna be crazy isn't it?¿? |
| What time is dump |
| Nvdl |
| My dick is chapped and sore |
| I am riding 5 April calls, loving my life RN.... sad that I did not get more though. Already up 100%. Good luck to us! |
| Everyone here is celebrating a green day so...puts? |
| Why is 🌽 up |
| Holy shit CAVA my bags are saved |
| Never sell, need that 10,000% pic |
| What time is le NVDA earnings report? |
| I have serious trust issues now and that's gonna keep me poor |
| Red by noon |
| It was a trap |
| VIX is about to fucking collapse |
| Will not fap till SPY 7000 |
| Want SNDK calls but they aren’t letting it stay up so avoiding for now |
| I got COIN Cawls yesterday because someone said crypto isnt coming back unless magically buyers show up\n\nAnd I definitely believe in magic |
| Bought 1000 shares in 2015 and trimmed along them way. This last lot I’m letting it ride |
| not buying this crap above 9$ |
| Well this blows cheeks |
| Everyone is so bullish on nvidia earnings..should I jump in? |
| Nvda puts post earnings easiest money ever |
| Save the ass kissing down the line by taking them profits |
| They sold a lot of computers |
| Reddit cares about small pp message |
| What is with this WEIRD and bitchy price action????? |
| Had me going buying 3.6 premiums yesterday high. Thank the lord. Nice profit taken |
| SERV is going to the moon omg |
| Can Goog start doing something |
| Mmmmm poo |
| #imagine managing risk when you can just wait for SPY to make new ATH |
| I’m not saying I don’t care, but ik damn well the market doesn’t care about casualties. |
| I feel better now |
| one of u ta nerds tell me when to short pls |
| Show us 5 or 10 years. |
| Everything AI is shittier. No Clanker, If I wanted to not be on hold I wouldnt have called the damn number and agreed to be put on hold |
| ferraris or food stamps. its the only way. |
| MSFT, I knew I could trust you to give me my money back |
| I’m tired of constantly winning. He pulled that on e out of the bag of one liners he uses yesterday. |
| 0% chance msft pump holds |
| Kept shorting QQQ at 615.9; what a deal. |
| Ber anoos GAPED |
| Puts here on spy? |
| I’m sorry but Lyft is too cheap. I’m buying. |
| 110k OI on HTZ 9C 👀 |
| All it takes is one day for sentiment to swap lol |
| Or don’t, whatever |
| Hope they nodded and agreed |
| MEGA GIGA GREEN DAY MAKE IT BRRRR SPY TO 700 |
| E or Q? |
| Where's the guy that always congratulate dip buyers, bulls, and such. Come on, do your job! |
| Congrats all regards who have been suffering holding MSFT, you deserve this |
| Sell half bro, profit is good |
| Will VIX go all the way down to 14 today? |
| I'm still retarded, but my calls are printing. \n\nWhy else would I be mad at the market going down, dipshit? |
| Were gonna moon |
| Okay I buy 690 put here. |
| How can anyone be bearish these days when trillions of $ are put into virtual coins that do nothing lol. It's beyond me. There will never be any corrections etc folks, put your cash in the market or lose its value overnight, that's the name of the game now. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kzw2vhf2onlg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=787a8488c2e645a1ec035be43c581b0c7e002598 |
| Dow def gonna be red 2nd half of the day when people take nvda profits before close |
| The SOTU is fucked. How can you not sue the USPS when they intentionally miss delivering your mail? |
| I was kinda hoping NVDA wouldnt run up into earnings. Makes Calls a little less appealing. |
| Retard strength is back |
| Pretty massive net sell volume the last ten mins, wonder what will happen... |
| 😭 |
| NVO buy or nah? |
| Whats the current loss right now on spx put |
| # i love you /NQ xoxo |
| I'm cranking one right now |
| Nah. I think they are due for a bounce. Been treading water lately an they just make too much money. If it traades down ill buy calls |
| you really want to satisfy me? |
| NVDA might squeeze past 195. Or it will drop sharply because MM realize there are like 100k 195 Calls out there. |
| I should have been this retarded and gotten 10 |
| Maybe I should start drinking |
| ? no it's not they are two different drugs, Wegovy is just the renamed Semaglutide that is specifically marketed as a weight loss drug, it was previously marketed to diabetics. Mounjaro is Terzepetide. Wegovy is just a GLP-1 while Mounjaro is GLP-1 + GIP.\n\n \nWegovy = Ozempic |
| No corntard |
| Damn now they're going to make it hard for me to decide to hold my CRM calls through earnings. It pumped already. I already won. Shouldnt I sell.. hmm... |
| even nflx caught a break |
| Microsoft Green Day??? Holy shit miracles can happen |
| The Snyder Bros are going to finish off DC? Go take a look at box office performance. The Snyder era made more money than anything since. |
| Rage trading with my largest play 50 SPY 687 6/27 puts |
| BMNR go brrrrrrrrr |
| My only regret is not buying more puts |
| Msft only went up becuz you sold… |
| shits pumping uncontrollably |
| why all green today? |
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| Yikes someone just overheard me muttering “damn that’s a nice shrek cock” |
| QQQ calls for friday went from 0.04 to 0.34.\n\nif NVDA print today, i'll get my first 100x bagger.\n\n |
| So sad that I only bought 5 calls, but still up 100% on them woooooosh. I only started regarding a few weeks ago and this is the first major "high" I experience here. |
| Mmmmm poo |
| That stock having 1/5 the MC of something like OPEN is criminal lol |
| I don't have a msft product subscription for the first time in \~20 years, since college 1.0 |
| WAY TOO BULLISH HERE NVDA PUTS (thank me when your calls print regards 😎) |
| Did people finally realize Microsoft has an insane moat so much so that they thought me their software in elementary school or… |
| Slow ass day it feels for SPY |
| We are breaking ATH tomorrow. Dip is OVER. |
| U got to be buying at least a bit of corn on a green day like this, at these prices right? |
| That is good bro. Keep racking gainz |
| Ignorant. You. |
| well so much for that idea |
| Is this even a serious market if we don’t circuit breaker today |
| when microsoft has a googleesqe rally, don’t say i didn’t tell you about it |
| Ngl feeling like too much uppies for one day |
| 🥭 is just so bullish |
| A second leather jacket has hit the gey bers. |
| Just relax. Don’t fight it bears. |
| Seems no one in here gives a shit about CAVA. That’s fine. I’m going to celebrate with a nice steak bowl for lunch. Maybe double meat. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. |
| that was the dip of the day, SPY back up |
| No, why would you buy a company that just diluted* |
| APPlovin is hungry for dat $450 price burger |
| Everything so green. Is it St Patrick's day |
| Is it spy or you ? |
| MSFT finally going up, almost shed a tear at the market 🥹🥹🥹 |
| 175M dilution |
| Microdick really came alive today. but if you zoom out, it's still a massacre. |
| Fuck IWM, shit drops but all other stocks pump |
| Everything overextended. Pull back soon, then theta rest of the day. I am out. Made 150 bucks, it's not much but that's all I get in this trash market. |
| SPussY |
| Low of day 691. Book it |
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| Microsoft back to 400 pls |
| It bounced on the trendline from early January |
| SPX 7000 is where the momentum starts, if it exists |
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| Been practice trading on my RH\n\nTime to do real trading on my retirement 😎 |
| what a day to be a technological innovation |
| NO SHIT , WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT OPENS |
| ignore US, buy Peru |
| SPY is ripping for no reason. Will wait until it inevitably hits 6950 and will throw puts on |
| Soooooo much winning |
| Someone should vibe code a better TradingView |
| Lunr a buy at these prices? |
| Come on need 620 on QQQ to break even and then valhallla never selling. |
| **'Rent and groceries are cheaper now'** \- State of the Pump |
| Opportunity. 5% dilution but -17% drop. |
| ASML is such a fucking chad |
| Did another LUNR lander tip over again? 🤔🤣 |
| Is everyone just hoping NVDA actually pumps and lifts all tech after earnings for once since the split? Like I don't get what has changed since we were flirting with 680 |
| it was obvious today would crash. \n\nthats when it doesnt |
| I'm guessing everyone in here has puts lol |
| MSFT IS SO FUCKING BACK |
| WAIT |
| My port has never gone this vertically green before. Fucking buy everything |
| Damn, the fact that you’re still holding is insane. \n\nHave you not boughten any shares since? |
| Well?? |
| #my tits are sore |
| As the Ancient Greek curse goes “may you live in regarded times” |
| 691 support confirmed, SPY back to ez mode |
| Modded instantly. |
| Can I interest anyone in a company suing the California DMV to remove a false advertiser label? |
| Bers have been execute! |
| what's up you even poorer now? or still just a retard |
| go microsoft go! |
| Need spy to shid |
| yep, NVDA hitting 206 tonight bois |
| Had a tiny fake dip. I almost got worried. |
| Unless Nvda announcing they are merging with google, stock will be down after earnings. Everything already priced in. |
| Bought a ton of MSFT today. Feels goodman |
| That's what she said |
| POET is going to jump 30% when they finally get some good pr. |
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| Good job bro now sell before they smite you after they open tomorrow post earnings is always brutal |
| Usually the finance sector is a leading indicator of a downturn lol |
| ALWAYS BELIEVE IN AI INVESTMENTS |
| Minimum, lol. |
| *smug wojack mask* - Ber trap\n\n*rage crying wojack underneath the mask* -Please don’t fucking rug fuck I never take profit in time |
| How can she pump |
| understandable. |
| Same thing as yesterday |
| Omg spy is being so fucking stupid |
| Iran deal? Ww3 cancelled? |
| MM's desperately trying to keep HOOD at $75 (again) before the Robinhood Venture Fund IPO next week. |
| Come on, invade Canada or something. |
| Oof lunr on the board, not good |
| get your shit together MELI |
| IOVA to the moon |
| Lower high in the 1 month chart |
| Look at my gold miners flying 🚀 |
| Perfect analogy |
| I apologize we are pumping! |
| Just bought. Free money here. |
| HUGE DISCOUNT ON SAND DICK |
| Noo where you going |
| This is a pathetic recovery icl - saying that holding calls |
| every single dip on SPY is another buying opportunity |
| Spy puts looking tempting 👀 |
| Small caps getting shit on again |
| Down goes Frazier |
| Exiting to what?\n\nCash when core PCE is 3% and earnings are double digit growth? Silver, India, China LatAm and Venezuela?\n\nUS GDP growing at 6%-8%. The growth and durability of US is still unmatched. |
| Generational poverty canceled |
| Get ready to load up on VIX boys. SPY is getting too close to 700. |
| SPY, this isnt very pee-is-stored-in-the-balls of you |
| I need at least six days like today to breakeven |
| To the guy who suggested SoundHound last week - thank you. |
| Yeah, but I'm bullish on nvda earnings today. |
| Close casino |
| Why tf has the XLF banking sector been moving like we are having a full scale liquidity crisis and just absolutely shitting the bed so hard since the new year? |
| The people of Seattle have awoken and are out for blood |
| This pump is sus |
| late run just as I thought |
| We’re so back |
| Yup. They cooked |
| But they did spend money on it, so calls |
| Oh god why do i not have the liquidity to buy CAVA puts. |
| fuck, i do not wanna go to work. I can see why you redditors are all commies |
| Fuck you to hell, Microsoft. Now you wanna go up?\n\nKeep going pls 🥺 |
| UCTT as well!! |
| Microsoft? |
| Makes sense. A few years ago we were told that Nvidia has the shovels in a gold rush.\n\nWhilst they still do, the market is now beginning to understand the real bottleneck to large AI models is not just GPUs, it is HBMs and DRAMs. |
| Yep sitting on my hands for a bit. Think this will pull back some before more rocket. Waiting for a good entry is the hardest damn part |
| laughter |
| Legendary position lol. I thought I was good getting in at 22 |
| Puts on CEOs |
| I deserve this. Buy a couple of NVDA calls at Open and cut my losses exactly at the bottom. Then watch it moon 🙂 |
| Mi Bomboclott |
| Buy BTC as quick as you can |
| Obligatory “get fucked ber” |
| NVDA wants to regain $200’s |
| m burry is not making money today tomorrow or next week\n\n |
| U make money in options timing the reversal right either way, not just buying puts over and over again when it's been going down 🤣 |
| I decided to yolo SPX puts instead, worst decision of my life |
| Sold HOOD bought AMZN 💅 |
| Who tried the new Big arch burger? |
| Thanks, guy |