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| bers coming out of hiBERnation - let's drive them back in! |
| Sure it did... |
| PETITION TO REMOVE MSFT FROM THE S&P500 |
| ALERT ALERT BUFFET SOLD UNH ALERT ALERT |
| This would be a legendary V lol |
| Careful. Lately we’ve seen 1-3 days to stop dumping and another 2-3 to pump. Hope you win again bro |
| Exactly this! I was about to write the same thing, why does it feel fabricated? 😭 |
| Saved my port and stops set to lock in profits. Finally |
| Thx brah. Still holding PUTs but been trimming. GL |
| You can tell when the bulls are having a bad day because they don’t have any humor about losing a trade like bears do lol |
| What happened to the guy who finna went all in on SNAP |
| So the job bloodbath started under sleepy joe? Is JPOW regarded too |
| Why TSLA? We all know it's a crazy stock, that doesn't behave rationally. |
| Not more |
| Yeah bc it’s mostly robots and they have shit for brains |
| is the V in the room with us right now? |
| So whats the occasion. I was away 30 min and my port is down 10% from open |
| He might have sold and made bank. Post is 6 months old and these already expired. |
| Mango say something yet? |
| Actual numbers for January 2026 not expected until January 2029 pending |
| Why is the market down ? |
| I’ve lost 40k from the October peak \n\nThose VOO and chill guys seem pretty reasonable nowadays LMAO |
| BRO we've only been open an hour?!?! |
| Time for another episode of Tempted To The Dark Side: A Berlequin Romance |
| SPY would have been over 700 if they had not killed that gorilla. |
| FUCKING HELL BULLS LMAO |
| Ford is such a trash brand def gonna go outa business soon the canada china ev deal def gonna tank even more of fords revenue |
| Market collapse cancelled? |
| HOOD price target end of year? |
| Upside down W |
| Yea |
| Too late |
| How will CNBC spin this? |
| Hey there. Sorry for being an idiot i rarely comment in this subreddit and my economy understanding is shit but help me learn today by answering me this... does that negative number mean jobs lost? Or the deviation from recorded numbers? Sorry if its a stupid question. |
| Yeah I called it on new years. I knew we were reversing |
| V time |
| I did and I bought again at 694.\n\nThen I bought puts at 692 |
| There's your V, assholes. Don't spend it all in one place. |
| This is a W |
| Probably all the average family needs. I live in a neighborhood with a ton of young families. All with 1-2 children. Vast majority of them have 5 seaters. |
| Brutal |
| GTA6 is going to come out before SPY hits 700 wtf man |
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| How much |
| Probably saying look at all of these volunteer first responders we never included before! |
| !Banbet RKLB -10% 1w |
| So who bought calls at 9:30? |
| I'm seeing used Mach-Es around me with 20k miles or less for $29k or less.... Do people like these cars?\n\nWill long term maintenance be a hell without formal Ford support? |
| The kangaroos take control once again 🦘 |
| seriously, impeach this guy... |
| Ahhh behavioral meme finance at its finest! |
| Big bois are de-leveraging into any strength |
| Why that works? My puts started -85% and for the exact opposite reason the DD is, they print +100% |
| I’m gonna need a link for that one, as far as I know they used a licensed quadrivalent SFV as control. And once again, FDA endorsed the trial design. The new guidance is to require placebo controlled trials for all vaccines…which is insane. It locks in profits for existing vaccines. Nobody is going to roll the dice on a new pneumococcal vaccine for their kids when the control is placebo and not prevnar. |
| +170% on my put should I take profit |
| Gg mate |
| Yes, but why was he saying the day would be red? That's right. Job numbers being over-estimated. |
| Fuck you amazon. Fuck you very much. |
| Google is already at fair value |
| Made a couple of wrong decisions today it seems. |
| Thanks! Now going calls 692 for Friday |
| TSLA 435 eod |
| God damn. RIP Unity lmao. Would it be regarded to buy calls here? A 33% drop? Hmmmm |
| Eat shit rocket boys |
| They did it because the CEO visited China and realized they were hopelessly behind Chinese tech lol |
| Of course spy will v but my stonks won't. The old classic dump with spy but stay flat when spy pumps |
| I kind-a lost money today. |
| Fat juice 🚀 |
| Ight, look, if we're going to fall, let's fall. No more of this touchy, feely, teasing bull. I take this relationship seriously. It's about time you do too, SPY. |
| These types of straight candles down usually get bought back up quite quickly. The selling pressure gets exhausted. It’s been an hour of non stop drilling. Will have to end |
| Because everything in this market is as irrational in its red days as it has been in its green days. GOOG and RDDT both had insane earnings and yet they’ve just sunk since |
| They need to change their ticker symbol to NWORD 🤣🤣🤣 |
| LMFAO pre market bulls really thought |
| Deals! |
| My monthly always get fked every time |
| Good thing I held after the fake opening pump. Thanks boss |
| Watch this V |
| I have massive BUY orders for HOOD at $69\n\nHope it gets there. I actually think I should lower my target to $60 |
| Ok I feel less bad about selling everything yesterday and going mostly cash xle and xlp. Of course shit reddit couldn't hold its gains from yesterday what a joke lol |
| $696 by noon. Just how it goes. |
| We gonna repeat last Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday at this rate lol |
| Crypto slow bleed lately |
| I swear leaving all that money on the table feels worse then losing i needa go back ti sleep an stop watching what i coulda made |
| I mean, they had to hit reverse after seeing SPY getting too close to 700. |
| If I’m reading this right his call options are $30C for Jan 2026? He was ITM up until the end of last month. |
| Fuck it buying calls here and lighting a prayer candle |
| DEI has been replaced by DUI |
| You ever feel like a higher power is stopping you from succeeding in life? I have watched every single market open for the last 6 months, and today of all fucking days i manage to sleep through 4 alarms and for a total of 11 hours and missed the clearest short opportunity of my life. I give up no matter what i do i cant not self sabotage |
| Cloudflare the safe haven eh |
| Get out while you still can |
| Bro stock going down why did you sell |
| Wheat is up |
| Files were the top |
| Health services and probably flubbed numbers |
| Puts are free money 💰 |
| https://preview.redd.it/jd00gij2wvig1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e26ccc282db54632cf79578642401e694ac43f3e |
| Bears blame Apple |
| Now 692 calls for Friday |
| Its a red day innit. Fuck you bear. |
| Why the fuck is Google getting dragged by a horse through the streets |
| Reversal is because MMs realized that good job reports means less likely we get another rate cut. |
| No. It’s going to bounce then stall. |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Starkfault made a bet that RKLB would go to 67.78 within **1 week** when it was 75.32 and it did, congrats regard.\n\nTheir record is now 55 wins and 45 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| weak SPY, i dare you to do a -5% |
| Damn, so glad I was patient and didn’t sell my puts at the open. What an absolute screw up that would have been. |
| I mean you get fucked by proxy here no matter where you pick |
| From down -25% on my GOOGL puts to +50%, we take those |
| I need a V. |
| https://preview.redd.it/bscggc41wvig1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=388a39ace356cdd2e75706f56c57dbe78e92e45d\n\nWe ok |
| Everything non-US in my port BIG GREEN, everything US in my port RED.\n\nUS is cooked. |
| Let’s all laugh at this guy 🫵🏾😂 |
| What do I know I’m just a goy |
| Is NVDA about to go negative on the day? Is this the end? |
| Outperforming qqq at least. |
| are you alright? |
| aapl is still green |
| We both spoke too soon, it seems. |
| No spy 700 means this valentines day i will be spreading hate instead of love. |
| 🦀 market |
| Bought puts yesterday\n\nHappy to come out with profit. Hope any one else in the green collects their profit as well |
| either the economy is doing great or we’re getting rate cuts there’s no scenario where stocks should go down STUPID bOL |
| What a rug pull |
| BOLS LMAOOOO |
| Damm. The numbers were cooked just right, why the market doesn't believe them? A mystery for sure 🤔 |
| VIX about to takeoff |
| #YOUVE BEEN PROBED |
| Where were you when videogame was kill |
| Burnt ass Donnie didn’t know releasing the real numbers woulda pumped the market for days. |
| is the orange STILL TALKING? |
| Remember earlier In 2025 when calls were basically free money |
| how the hell was the jobs data good when we had two house reps come out and say we should be expecting -1 million jobs, am I regarded and can't understand a headline or were they just feeling like saying something funny? |
| Is anything worth anything if everything am become generative software? \n\nMore importantly \n\nWhere is UBI??? |
| Index drops, brings down my PM miners with them while the metals rise \n \nStupid algos lmao |
| Deleting the app will be the best financial move I've made in years. Goodbye, my friends. |
| if you bought calls at open, you deserve this... |
| 20 dollars is 20 bucks |
| Guess who sold the 0dte 485p at the top! It’s literally listed as the low price on RH |
| He probably did tell the one thing but then changed his mind later |
| Everyone has been hiding out there the past 2 weeks. Sell software/AI, buy AAPL |
| Wow we are tanking today! 😆 |
| V |
| this morning: SPX 7000!?\n\nnow: SPX 6800!? |
| Trump investigate Cramer. |
| fuck the dip, i like money |
| Proof futes don’t mean shit |
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| guys its falling |
| Fuhh we drilling to the core or wtf lol chill 😭 |
| MOOOOM THEY COOKED THE BOOKS |
| i was promised SPY 700 eow, i would like to speak with a manager 😡 |
| Congrats on the profit! |
| Everyone jobless\n\n🥭 : job numbers great, market ath |
| No dopamine this market is boring as fuck |
| Surprisingly controlled selloff. That line is straight af |
| I’ve noticed a pattern dec all month bearish Jan all bullish feb so far bearish. |
| Know when to hold em, know when to fold em, I’ll see you regards tomorrow |
| shit is unity a buy? |
| First time? |
| It’s like being minimally exposed to AI as a tech giant might actually have been a decent call. |
| glad my intc puts are green again, stay down <3 |
| People bought that shit at $200 on the 1st of April. Can't make this up |
| Freefall Friday came early. |
| if this market doesn’t change soon i’m going to be sucking skin flute on the corner for change |
| Damn msft i Should ve buy puts |
| Is it going to v |
| Love the part where everything just FUCKING TANKS |
| Was gonna wake up at 9:30 to buy puts and woke up at 10:15… |
| I bought calls this morning to end this misery. Drill tessie to sub 4s for the culture. |
| MSFT isn't going back up you clowns 🫵🤡 I told you all day yesterday this garbage stock is going back down to 390.. Microslop!! Hahaha eat trash you goobers, I told you!! No one listened!! Only got downvoted, but now.. you lose your MONEY AND ITS IN MY POCKET 🫵🫵🫵🫵🤡 |
| Bingo. Everything over inflated |
| I wish I was more confident in my plays when I need to be. My puts would be up 400% if I held. Sold for a measly 100% 🤷♂️ what can you do |
| Ber trap |
| And yields up?? what in the fuck man |
| Are we really going to do this again? |
| No bounce at all is crazy work |
| This market is exhausting |
| Bro can make shit ton from selling calls |
| Fking unbelievable. |
| Im pretty sure they are consistently selling in the low to mid $60s when I was looking at the Gen 2s back in 2017. Those things have always been over priced, but it's essentially a "luxury" niche car. |
| What a RUG |
| #HOOD, LMFAO!! |
| Thanks for the tip! Made a quick 360% ROI this morning |
| boomer stocks like KHC is pumping buy buy buy |
| Maybe early but made 4k, 100% on my puts from open. Had to take it |
| Explain in rational terms the RDDT price action. |
| my puts would be worth 5x what i sold them for... EVERY DAMN TIME |
| Market dumping and then there's AAPL lol |
| bolpocalypse |
| oof, the jobs report wasn't the only thing that got cooked today\n\nRIP Bullz |
| Some MM fat fingered the wrong button and now they’re just committing to the dump |
| Spy will never break 700 |
| XLP lol |
| are you new to the stock market |
| March 2025 revised down 898k lmao |
| The stock market is doing great considering how fukt america is |
| I missed the puke but didn’t lose money at least. |
| if you were a manufacture, do you target a segment that has no competition, IE EV trucks, or a segment that is growing, IE SUV/Family haulers. \n\nYou probably target the segment that has no to little competition |
| Damaged! 😒 |
| Because all these tech companies are going billions in dollars in debt for shit they can’t make money on and the market no longer trusts it |
| RED is the only color. All other colors have been removed from existence. Accept it. |
| Poor jobs data -> economy bad -> dump\n\nGood jobs -> no rate cuts -> dump\n\nLmao |
| bro he’s talking all day? \n\nputs |
| I’ll nut |
| I was told Goldilocks report |
| Where |
| SPY puts were glorious |
| He said today is a red day, its not entirely wrong though |
| Shhh shhh carvana it’s ok. Just look at the birdies. |
| Cramer: buy google after earnings 😂😂😂 |
| Whenever I play SPX is stays in a completely horizontal line. |
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| next support at 688 💕 good luck! |
| UPST earning was good, why is it being so oversold? |
| Is THAT GUY STILL going to film porn in his mom's Tesla when the company is bankrupt? |
| SPY to 0 EOD! |
| Double trash |
| They're from people and an institution with credibility, respectability, expertise, and experience. Unlike the current admin. |
| yesterday bad government numbers = **absolutely true**\n\ntoday good government numbers = **completely fake**\n\nmore great convenient thinking from redditors here. put all your money in the markets you will do very well |
| What are the jobs? |
| Meta makes me want to scream |
| No you are incorrect lmao. They came in overstated like he said are you being intentionally obtuse? |
| so people are selling U because they're scared that AI games will take over real ones? come on. |
| uh excuse me I thought we had a V ordered |
| okay thanks |
| batman pattern on tim aapl |
| Need t see a 3% day here |
| Wall street told Trump STFU |
| WHY IS GOOG DOWN EVERYDAY SINCE EARNINGS?! WHY?! FUCKKK |
| The new jobs are subreddit mods |
| I wonder what 🥭 feet look like u guys think they’re all busted up |
| SPY 700 🤡🤡 |
| Market is trash |
| i know god damn well the second i cut my losses its gonna switch direction lmao |
| My brain told me either to short Spotify or Shopify this morning. Can you guess which one I picked |
| Is that a… ghey dildo! Dance ghey bears! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| got it thanks, so then there's an element of games within games I guess... |
| buy more, $250 by EOY |
| Yeah once I get liquidated |
| I do not focus on other companies' or other people's debts; I only mind my own business. Borrow serves my needs, that is all think about. It is the reason it keeps my head above the water when markets dip. Guitars, cadillacs and $NEXO that makes me smile everyday. Zen) |
| PBS NewsHour live is where it’s at today. |
| Down 70% to up 100% today. \n\nDon't look at my yearly chart. |
| I guess Apple didn’t get the memo |
| So much winning! |
| HOOD is cooked |
| 🎶 🎶 Return of the VIX (There it is)\n\nReturn of the VIX (Hold on)\n\nReturn of the VIX (Don't you know)\n\nYou know that I'll be back (Here I go)\n\nReturn of the VIX (Oh, little girl)\n\nReturn of the VIX (Once my pearl)\n\nReturn of the VIX (Up and down)\n\nYou know that I'll be back (Round and round) 🎶 🎶 |
| NMAX puts = free $$$ |
| I have no reason to lie 😆😆😆 \n\nI’m not really worried about your pockets I didn’t ask how much money you made on your puts . I’m just long Nvda and was bantering with you lol no harm done . \n\nAnd idk man I personally avoid selling at all costs cause I don’t like to create taxable events before my horizon is up , I’m not quite there yet so why would i sell it all ? If it’s steady making money I have no reason to lol . |
| This is like if dogshit was eaten by the same dog that shit it...only to be shit out all iver again...except right in the ne2 carpet but like 6inches away from the hardwood where it would be easy to clean up...but they did it on purpose in that spot to just piss you off more. |
| So many stocks for cheap!!! |
| Flash crash that’s the word ive been looking for thanks |
| It would be hilarious to see ber get rekt if this V’s. \n\nIt won’t but it would be hilarious |
| Schrödinger’s job numbers |
| I hope you're still holding! happy for you |
| WSB, I ask you... ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? |
| Still very early |
| I am now 95% cash. All of this is fucked. |
| December = highest retail sales ever\n2025 = lowest job creation ever\nInflation = totally not happening guys! |
| Man. All I need is for the HR regards to approve my promos and hires and I can just fucking chill out for the next 10-15 years, maybe retire early. |
| The cult in Midsommar had the right idea about the elderly |
| Lands between your strikes for a good theta dick hole fucking |
| # everyone knows the USA adding 130k jobs in a month = global financial collapse STUPID BOL |
| Once again, bears being greedy when they mock bulls for it constantly |
| Are you still okay bro |
| Sell it all today type selling |
| Puts went brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttt |
| I got puts at open. Sold those at 691. Picked up 695c but for next week. I never do daily’s. Always 10-14 days out. |
| What happened to defense stocks? |
| Feature, not bug.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/hePRA9yVdQE?si=bXW0B4UOh5TYbV0y |
| SPY opened at 697 and it’s only 10 am wtf |
| If you live within 100 yards of other people, you’re not allowed to have an exhaust on your piece of shit 2008 WRX. Fuck these people. |
| Can we skip 2026 |
| Big tech trading like shit |
| Im the scatman |
| Calls on $U 😂😂 |
| I’m getting crushed… from this pile of money from puts |
| Yea, he said the numbers were over-estimated. In fact, they were under-estimated. |
| The play is working currently in the green |
| It's the ambiguity |
| Oh… nvm |
| Bulls are not all that familiar with this type of drill. |
| We're not touching space this presidency... |
| Vix coiling like a fucking rattlesnake - bulls prepare anoos for pain ⭕️ |
| Gotta keep all the boomers on their pensions, social security, and Medicare alive while they vote to turn the country into a capitalist hellscape |
| imagine buying SHOP at open only to lose 12% in less than an hour. I know it's one of you regards, show yourself. |
| Vix 19 |
| Ohhhhhhhh I get it now, no one knows what the fuck anything is worth. |
| perfect V day 🙏🙏 |
| FLASH CRASH IT |
| 99% loss lmao sold my calls for 1.96$ |
| Didn't think sell the news could occur at the bottom of a stock. |
| So this is how it ends |
| Utter nonsense. |
| theoretically Google & Amazon will have a green day eventually, right? |
| Just close the stock market for the next 10 days already |
| Can't wait to see what they try to blame this dump on. |
| Algos are gay |
| wonder what amount of bonuses the execs took home in december. 20 million? 50 million? 100 million? |
| Hey! No crying in the casino |
| Must be all the protestors getting hired in MN /s\n\nI'm mad that I had to put, /s, but just in case |
| I bought calls so it dumps. Time to buy puts so it pumps |
| Sold VIX and out now |
| CaLLS ON tESLA |
| 🥭 going crazy on his lil echo chamber this morning huh? |
| Only times I’ve lost money is listening to people in this sub. Guess I’m the real tard |
| Same can be said with Dodge and Jeep. |
| Another -2% day incoming |
| Also removing 210,000 jobs, so still a net negative |
| Fake jobs=no rate cuts hope your proud of yourself Donald dump |
| Green candles are officially illegal. Bols r fuq |
| RDDT 1.6k shares 190 average checking in LMAO |
| If only I had gotten VRT calls instead of hood…. |
| the market didn't even believe that fake ass jobs report lmao |
| The only way that looks possible that SPY reverses at this moment is if I buy puts right now, then it will V certainly |
| I guess when AI starts hiring us? |
| U dump!\nAPP dump?\n😱 |
| All my investments are bleeding today, fuck. |
| Why that works? My puts started -85% and for the exact opposite reason the DD is, they print +100% |
| I'm waiting for an actual guh moment where it drops 1-2% in one candle |
| jesus christ Microsoft. |
| Ford has no right being so expensive when Chevy has better reliability. Heck Hyundai and freakin Kia is better than Ford.\n\nIf they had the reliability or the best warranty at their dealerships instead of having to fight tooth and nail for a covered warranty part and timely fix then maybe they could justify a reasonable price.\n\nTheir trucks aren't really worth it and nobody wants to splurge retirement money on a truck you'll be paying a home loan on trying to fix over the years. |
| Because we might have other positions besides Spy! |
| That’s why ya get for being greedy bulls during these terrible times |
| Have bols tried unplugging SPY and then plugging it back in? |
| This year is bear market year, isn’t it ? |
| MY V IS FUCKING SPECTACULAR |
| OK I revenge traded and bought puts after a 7 dollar move to the downside. Bottom is in. |
| Yep USA is over pack it up |
| 696 to 689 in less than an hour |
| We had two solid green days and now a modest pullback. Even then could finish green today |
| I don't understand it anymore. Markets down should mean yield down, bonds themselves up. |
| Lmao Bols |
| I got some 685 poots yesterday on the cheap. Lets make it happen before expire today.\n\nThen blastoff again or whatever idc |
| Gotta wait until someone gets the real good shit in the Epstein files. |
| PLAY SOME EDM & LISTEN TO THE DROP |
| You owe me 500 bucks |
| say when |
| We are cooked with the numbers |
| Make stonks go up again.\n\nMSGUA |
| Bols full ported for spy to hit 7000 |
| SHOP dropped 17% from its high in less than an hour lol |
| Good ! They have lost their way and slinging shit at the wall trying to chase fads. |
| Hood bleeding like stuck pig |
| Grabbed 8 0DTE QQQ $615 puts @$1.25 like a boss and sold for $2.08 like a bitch. |
| way too freefall-ey |
| Why drilling into earths core? |
| looking at all the spy 690 0dte puts i coulda bought at open for only $20 🥀🥀🥀 |
| I knew i had to inverse WSB but WSB wanted to inverse that so I had inverse that again\n\nWait a second...\n\n💰🙂 |
| Guh. Who shot Google? |
| Let them puts ride this drill session ain’t done |
| No bids on sight |
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| It could’ve been the other way around and I could’ve lost everything. Sheesh |
| check in on the noisy loud bols this morning |
| My puts expired worthless yesterday. Curious |
| Unemployment bottomed. Inflation will ramp. No more rate cuts. Tech collapses into OpEx.\n\n😘 |
| wtf is going on??? |
| yea idk man i just bought some calls for a quick v and the v aint happening lol |
| I think hubs is next. ER today |
| Bruh can this shit V already |
| SPY IS 1.5% AWAY FROM ATH\n\nWHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE THE WORLD IS ENDING |
| 689 puti’s was the way |
| I don't know, but I bought it back at $60!\n\nWoot woot for me! It was the stock and I only put 3% of my port into it |
| My strike was 20 and it was a Put |
| Who has the sharpie |
| 🥁🥁🐍 |
| So when do we just all go back to work and stop doing this? |
| AAPL has turned into quite the rebellious teen |
| Cool already revenge trading after the fake pump broke my ankles |
| That means you're in calls right now? Position? |
| Puts went from down 60% to up 20 |
| Because not everyone is invested in the S&P7. |
| Ain’t nobody believing those bullshit numbers coming from trumps admin.\n\nStop cooking the books, you fuck |
| I feel so bad I had the gut feeling but didn’t buy the puts |
| This is not a crash little bro lol |
| just sold my calls for a -70% loss. it will bounce now |
| I guess the algos finally realized with a jobs report like that, the fed isn't going to have much pressure to lower rates. |
| Slippery slope after 690 is breached |
| 🥭 needs to figure out how to signal to Wall Street that he just puts out fake jobs numbers to ply gullible rubes into believing the economy is good, and that there’s no real concern over rate cuts because everything is secretly bad. |
| Chased a call when could’ve bought a put |
| Yeah this time i have cash |
| Who the F is catching these knives. Can't be buybacks - it's earnings season. |
| Jpow cuts rates to stimulate jobs.\n\nJobs go up.\n\n🐻: they made it up! |
| Even my puts from yesterday are printing and they opened -60% |
| \*Shouts from the back*\nSome people are poor, ass hole! |
| # it’s fucking accelerating not decelerating |
| Bool hubris has been punished |
| Doing good now OP. SELLLL |
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| Plenty of tards living kick ass lives |
| bulls got rugpulled again |
| Is this the golden age? |
| holy shit asts 100 calls from +20% to -60% im cooked -15k just like that i thought news = free money |
| real crash will be much more violent |
| Can we go lower? I need some more payout on these puts |
| I ain't even looking for gains lol just go back to zero amend letter me start again tomorrow |
| Rigged economic data just like the rigged elections man!!! /s |
| Car's at the shop this morning cause I saw premarket ripping. Think I'm walking home now boys |
| Made $5 in this bloodbath lol |
| I sold my 695p for a $30 gain. |
| (unironically someone did and there was a guy who looked like Epstein there, not even kidding.) \nnow there's black SUVs outside his house |
| Puts at open such free money |
| Dw everyone, my puts are printing. Holding til QQQ is below 600 tho |
| Why the crash today |
| whats apening |
| I was told AI was taking all the jobs |
| Calls at 690 and puts at 697….this is easy |
| joe biden did this |
| I hecking love COKE |
| looks green at the end of the day. |
| 4800 |
| just buy puts no matter what earnings, the only sureshot way to make money |
| How retarded are you on a scale starting from 100 to 150? |
| Stocks will never go up again |
| Pre market pumpers were dumb or fake |
| Hope you still keep your put |
| RKLB why are you doing this to me? 🙁 |
| Zuck cucking 😩 |
| Why? |
| oops |
| Lmao this market is straight cancer |
| Unity getting clobbered |
| I just created Ribbitcoin using Claude. Welcome to the new world order, peasants. 🐸 |
| Totally agree. |
| We start pumping \n\nBros buy calls\n\nWe dump\n\nRepeat |
| Ow my balls! |
| Beautiful dump today lfggg |
| Great jobs, uh huh, sure. Oh yeah econ going so strong, uh huh, sure ya.\n\n(Whole market dumps on puts) |
| He wasnt though, did you look at the year revision? |
| Setting up for a massive V |
| Metal heads only ones up rn |
| Obvious fakeout |
| All Aboard. Next Stop: 675 |
| I sold my puts way too early lmao…. Gg |
| Did they delist yet? |
| I was wrong to doubt you, I bought more puts yolo |
| *inserts Pepe the frog with copium emoji* |
| Spy is down 1% from ATH and people are freaking out? Why? |
| Russell falling 2.5% in an hour because they continue to cook the books |
| If you go CPO you’ll get a better deal and esp for something like Honda Toyota or their luxury equivalents they’ll still be reliable and last forever |
| Yall mind if I cry in this casino? |
| puts, this dude is going to wendys fast |
| What’s up with VRT? |
| HOW ABOUT SHORTING |
| UNITY V |
| There is no such thing as a bear market. Only sideways or up. |
| Those plants get converted very quickly during wartime. Having an autoplant set up to transition to war production is way easier and quicker than trying to just stand up capabilities out of nothing |
| Oh fuck |
| How do you determine that?\n\nAnd when's the next cycle? |
| FUCKING SELL IT’S FUCKJNG OVER |
| Has anyone checked the Epstein island to see if he is there? |
| Fridays are usually dump days so it might be theta today and tomorrow then dump a little Friday |
| Apparently not |
| All that tells me is Ford didn’t want someone looking into their books or assets. Ford is not an altruistic company. No company denies free money. |
| You want to get started with investing? Well that’s fantastic. A really smart decision young man. We can put that money into HOOD and Sofi which are revolutionizing trading and mobile banking and it’s gone. What? Gone it’s all gone |
| Feels bad man, I got too cocky and thought we'd have a clean pump |
| tears can be shed in the market |
| even I'm surprised how correct I was in premarket |
| We all know how this will go. Market will drill a little then have a little relief bounce today. It will close flat and will trade sideways for the next six months |
| It does this all the time it’s only down 1.73% . |
| Sure, but he was still wrong about the job numbers - i.e. his whole thesis. But I guess it's better to be stupid and lucky than smart and poor. |
| More posts about the bestliest hot economy on earth, how trazillions in tariffs are coming in and how approval ratings are 108% |
| jobs numbers mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files |
| don't worry lutnick will make a phone call to fix this mess. |
| Let’s short useless coin below 50k fellow regards!! |
| So what changed since morning? |
| where is the guy that posted puts was the play today? crown him |
| I fucking told you asshats. \n\nRight to 690 at open. \n\nFuck you all. \n\nThank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Any update? In drunken mode, I agreed after reading 1 line. It works.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/sv8yzl24vvig1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=78ae2b451b6cb5f9a167960eea1d09cfb48b426e |
| I mean good job numbers should never have been bullish. It wad a head fake guys |
| goyims can’t be profitable |
| raise your hand if you bought at 697 |
| We really gonna see 68x again |
| SPX could drop 100 points to reverse the gap from last friday. |
| why are we going down? |
| 690 looks fucking weak… |
| Good for you bud how much cash are you up |
| Can’t we all just get along. We all lose money. |
| 🌎: 🧘 \n\nVIX: AHHH 🔥 ⚠️ |
| I take back my “spy to 700 today” comment from this morning. \n\nI will try again tomorrow. |
| Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk i always hold my losses so fucking long and sell my wins so quick sold my fucking puts for what i lost in the morning which was 800 now them puts are worth 13k why do i do this to myself |
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| Poopy-di scoop\nScoop-diddy-whoop\nWhoop-di-scoop-di-poop\nPoop-di-scoopty\nScoopty-whoop |
| It can't even hold 400 for more than 2 min |
| It’s just snowballing down LOL |
| If your positions are fucked, does it really matter? |
| I mean this is ok, but when will I see politicians in cells? |
| alright not even a hint of a v for a small gain.... pshhh |
| Meh, just giving ber enough hope before we rug em |
| my puts have 5x in less than an hour |
| Im so fucking done!! u want MSFT at 350 be my guest sell the fucking shit out of it. u want amzn to fill in the 160 gap go for it. fucking sell those 2 stocks to buy fucking TESLA you piece of fucking shit MMs idiots |
| I’ll believe it when I see it |
| Vix is re-alived |
| Honestly a lot of us remote workers do have multiple jobs. 😂 |
| Ahhhh… it’s a typo… they meant to enter -150000 and they entered 150000. Makes total sense now. |
| Nobody on this commie platform gives a rats ass about locking up Dems or progs or any accountability for the left in general. The dissonance is strictly coming from this platform and their npc reaction to a decades old story that nobody here cared about until March of 2025. That’s what I’m saying regard. |
| 😭 |
| So dump till tomorrow and pump on Friday? |
| Y'all touching this? I refuse to buy calls, but the second I get puts it will V |
| Mmm jerky |
| Can’t believe ai bubble popped like that |
| No V today. We’re in full flush mode |
| Maybe earlier than I should have, but sold 692ps for +300% and switched over to 694c |
| YET the dip I keep buying keeps on dipping |
| The MMs manipulation is becoming too much! |
| (This means we've hit the bottom for now and will bounce savagely, erasing all my gains and then some) |
| 340-> 313 in a week is barely down? |
| Yup |
| Update? |
| then it would just be hardware |
| Oh for sure, I bought my Camry in 2018 for 30K brand new and they’re about $5K more this year for the same trim level. \n\nIt got rear ended and totaled and so I went searching for CPO cars recently. You can get a lot more car while still being under the average price. |
| bol extinction event LMAOOOOO, pump fake premarket |
| 🧸🧸 |
| real or fake? fml |
| I guess I’ll do the smart thing and take my 11% port gain and stop while I’m ahead |
| quick stop at 690 now all the shorties will sell and callbuyers see the cheap oppurtinity and we go back to 695 right guys |
| # $SLV go back to 72 where you belong |
| Not really... Same People separated by Religion. |
| today's -862k **is** the 2024 number (period is through march 2025), final revision. \n\nso this has nothing to do with "2025 payrolls" or trump or "worst since 2009" as the OP is implying. \n\nhttps://www.reuters.com/business/us-employment-growth-through-march-revised-down-by-862000-jobs-2026-02-11/ |
| Thx ameritards everyday my anger grows lmao |
| stoks only go up buy the dip |
| Not even the almighty micron will be able to withstand this this sell off |
| Damn, I sold my puts too early |
| Can MU please go back to 400 |
| Can someone plz help my smooth brain. Why does my RH account still say I have individual margin used even if i deposit cash??? |
| wen V ? |
| Look out below goys |
| Mods are gay |
| “Priced in” |
| worst decision ever. Give us a focus sized EV car with 200 mile range and mechanical buttons |
| Aaaaaand it’s gone |
| That was another fakeout. Your calls are probably fine. |
| Anyone check on Benny Kleeger? |
| They aren’t necessarily good. They are interesting and cool. But not good. |
| this will be green within an hour wont it? |
| Barley even down |
| AL Gore has announced he is running for president. |
| as if the market ever paid attention to gubment numbers |
| Buttcorn going to 0 |
| Breaking: SPY to remain rangebound forever |
| lol all that premarket euphoria seems to be gone |
| Is this another fake spy turn around |
| Market tanking. Lets roll out Kevin fucking Hassett with a stupid smirk to say how great shit is. that should fix it |
| yea talking about child abuse isn’t bullish |
| The jobs revision news is not showing up in any of my feeds, only this months 'beat' |
| Insider just bought too |
| Holding DUOL is just torture. Fuck me for thinking a 50% dip was enough to wait |
| Closed my short positions for a profit on the Russell futures. But, you know, I'm shorting again. This can go another 1% lower easy. |
| The option P&L projection thing has been broken for years but yeah let's play with the colors |
| Only way to win is not to play! It's cash gang time. |
| OP was wrong about March 2025 final numbers, but market took a nosedive due to the unexpected strong jobs in Jan 2026. Task failed successfully |
| 800% now |
| Sorry what was that bud |
| Sounds like a win to me |
| Spy puts paid for hood loss on shares |
| what was your strike? VIX options are cash settled. if you had 19C and it settled at 18.3 it's worthless |
| TSLA went up 2% because of a jobs report. Wtf that has got to be a fetish trade for rich fucks. No fundamentals can explain the meme. |
| Hood is a JOKE, I sold my trades yesterday at 9:40am and I still can't use my funds to trade today, would've made money on puts, F*** Robinhood |
| Soon, we’ll realize this market is just a house of cards and when mango sits down, it’s going to shit 💩\n\n-wallstreetbets poet |
| Software needs a fucking viagra fml |
| The bottom fell out of of STX |
| # SHAMBLES!!! WHY DO I EVEN TRY |
| Ok we got $690. Can we test $692 again |
| WTF |
| I’m so glad I don’t take any advise from the people who put there unemployement checks on HOOD RKLB calls. I was certain red awaited |
| agreed, we need another civilization reset |
| Is this why markets just took a shit? |
| Because you are. |
| Hahaha damn son. That pump at the open ALMOST got me out of my puts. Not today! |
| So did we strike Iran or something or what? |
| what about that strategic bitcoin reserve? surely this is a strategic crash to buy in, it's not a cope, I'm not delusional I swear |
| just your average -1,5% qqq drop in 30 minutes |
| no\n\nthere are like 10 data services that track real time employment and economic data that professionals look at more than gov data lmao |
| try to be more disgusting |
| why are we dropping? market manipulation?? |
| Uh oh I feel like we are in a ber market |
| Fakest jobs report I've ever seen lol |
| 0DTE puts up 1000% since start of the day. |
| With the fed disputing jobs claims, are we about to see a showdown between Mafia Don and Powell? And if so, what's the fallout? |
| I miss the ODB. |
| No cuts? |
| good jobs = no reason to cut |
| Attacks only happen on weekends |
| why are we dipping? Did the market realize that cooking jobs numbers mean less rate cuts? |
| I see thousands of jobs cuts and factories closing every week and somehow job numbers are great? this is all that communism lie feeding you seemed in movies. |
| aged well |
| i’m so glad i bought in at $40. every up and down since then has still kept me in the positive, at least |
| The house always wins. |
| Bro same lmao. Sold 15 mins early |
| The El Paso airspace closure could be due to Jeffrey Epstein, you guys |
| no recovery... this is crazy |
| took a $200 gain off puts at open… could have been a +7k if i held….. even when winning, why do i feel like a loser 🥲😓 |
| goog is really the peak epitome of market manipulation. Holy fuk |
| Port opened +2%, now it's flat. |
| SPY about to break under 200 SMA on the hourly. |
| Wait… it’s not great again? |
| We really fucked the market up since November |
| Looks like another week where I'll be buying VIX puts. |
| The panic for -0.4% means we will never see a -4% day again 🙂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ul5vllcsuvig1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=953a72d4ee7718f39219ef19b3b927b60d789acd |
| 🎶 its a beautiful day 🎶 daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay 🎶 |
| R.I.P to that guy who made a 3M bet on Unity 6months ago. Another fallen soldier. |
| Is this just a "They bough? Dump it!" situation or did something happen? |
| Right. But if it has value why would it expire worthlesd |
| You don't, but WalMart does. So does Ralph's and Costco. |
| Undercutting is actually kind of a myth. If you undercut both companies make less money. The main reason to undercut is if you can sustain losses longer than your competitor. Which in turn drives them out of business. |
| Bols thought \n\nBol extinction event |
| Not good for rate cut probability, market has to price that in now |
| IN THE GREEN NOW DOUBTER |
| https://preview.redd.it/li545vrquvig1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e73016f5282dcc89c72a2bdf0a5cd0636d4b91c |
| Thank you Tim cook. You can rest now. I will see you in Valhalla. |
| Bear feasting on Bool anoos |
| Hood and bull puts been easy money last two weeks |
| I don’t think we stop drilling till we hit -2% today. Something has to give |
| hmmm what days did their books close is the key here, before the big drop? |
| God damn it I sold my puts too early |
| The jobs number came in beating expectations by 2x. Market is up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ |
| Aaaaand I’m red |
| Gains offset losses |
| Wtf?? Was up 12% in the premarket |
| Aka they are insolvent now |
| I've lost money today, I'd like you all to consider my theory that this market is manipulated |
| Dumbfuck idiots didn't realize a good labor print would mean the fed keeps rates higher for longer |
| Already, but inverse |
| Ok. Nice. Puts print |
| Yeah, looks at my 🌈🐻 puts making 🏦 |
| TIMBURRRRRRRRR |
| Hey, Grats on the Calls, I'm currently in July $45 Calls, think $GFS is on pace to hit the mid $50s by March, and there's all those huge April $55 calls bought as well that should drag the price action forwards *hopefully* |
| WTF |
| ok maybe ai was a bad idea |
| if anything, foreigners are dumping before inevitable big drop in usd hurts their total return |
| All execs know is charge they phone, put unneeded ai in product, and lie |
| Before revisions |
| Entire msci canada got rugged big time. |
| AAPL doesnt give a fuck, as usual. |
| what a shitshow market |
| sorry, i did not explain this well. So companies will cut jobs in January, but report that they will do so in December with the warn act so the Government knows what's about to happen. \n\nAmazon, FEDex, and other have done that for this Jan, told the goverment in DEC that they were going to start layoffs after Christmas. |
| Today’s dump was as obvious of a dump you can have. Trade with facts not emotion |
| Everything to 0, confirmed. |
| Thk goodness I rid my meta and reddit calls for break even in the opening pump |
| What happened |
| Bols really thought 😭 |
| You can tell it’s ai sell all across the board because AAPL is green lmaoooooooo |
| Excuse me sir we only 0dte here |
| Because your a degenerate gambler |
| Last week all over again, I just want to get out this market already |
| And now we in the green. FUCK THE DOUBTERS |
| Please? |
| I truly hope & pray the market gets SLAUGHTERED today. Truly do. Why? I bought calls this one time. This one little time. I truly hope we drop 2% some how & it’s a slaughter. Truly. |
| Geyyy bear party! |
| Imagine how much of a bloodbath tomorrow is going to be. Today is going to end bloody red, tomorrow is going to even worse, Friday relief rally off a cooked CPI (yes I think they will pump it on the cooked CPI even though they are dumping it on the cooked jobs), and then Tuesday probably drilling to Earth's core when DJT goes crazy over Twitter/Mexico invasion starts. |
| Seems like they have....down |
| We are all in this nightmare together! 🫡🤝 |
| Starting to read like my Zomboid Server backups when troubleshooting lmao |
| so do I DCA or bend over |
| Yummy, love the smell of cooked boiled in the morning. |
| Same with my 6990p brother 😭 |
| Almost me lol |
| Yes got GRAB calls this morning |
| AAPL be like.. OH YEAH I PUMP BITCH |
| Go up |
| This is the setup for an actual crash |
| My dog! I doubled down too…but might get out soon |
| So you’re saying there’s still a chance. YES! |
| what is the meaning of this |
| Anyone hiring a trader that's good for -80% A year? |
| Yes this market is even more regarded than I am and I am VERY regarded lmao |
| Was down -$700 now at positive $400 lol, 2/13 694 puts. |
| Euro funds divesting from US equities faster thanks to a fake jobs report providing exit liquidity. |
| Haha def did |
| this is what i was sayin, VIX is AM settlement |
| Yeah\n\n\nNo one believes this, right? January having the absolute worst in YEARS and I'm being told to believe it's 140k vs the 55k guestimate?\n\nNo\n\nFucking\n\nWay |
| Knew this good news pump was fake |
| Conversion from bear to bull canceled. We are back bear bros. |
| muh jobs tbh |
| Hi I'm Sarah Eisen your witch head no booty financial adviser BUY TESLA CALLS YOU TINY DICK GOLDFISH. |
| coping with loss is easier than missed profits... sold my puts for 10% instead of a 150% |
| Hope he didn't sell lol |
| Glad I sold my SPY 696c at open! |
| MSFT STOPPPPPPP |
| That didn't happen.... |
| Before opening: Bers hate money, line only goes up dumbass bers.\n\n\nFive minutes after open: Can anyone explain the fundamentals on this dump? |
| Added more TE captain 🫡 |
| The premiums on the options chain are pretty expensive. 15% move up/down isn't enough to cover premiums probably. |
| I mean people when will you learn? Monday, Friday we pump, Tue, Wed and Thu we dump. |
| I retract my woof and hope this genius didn't panic sell at open |
| Of all days to forget to wear a belt.. |
| I am the biggest paper handed bitch. Why do i feel worse on missed gains than all my losses |
| Shit I have those |
| Talk your shit!!!!!!! I was looking at Hood today thinking of your puts.\n\nCongrats |
| FOBO! |
| I mean, I purchased my new 25 AWD Hybrid Maverick XLT in September, with added options like the ruby red color, power, and luxury packages, and it was still $36.5k before taxes. For better or worse, the Mav is still one of the cheapest us cars. Unless you found a dealer adding crazy markups. |
| the market has the ability to do something really funny right now |
| .60% intraday swing in 0dtes are huge |
| the reason why the meme about stocks pumping after selling is real is because patience is always king, fundamentals look good, ath is in reach, just be patient. |
| imagine going for something called "software" when there's clearly something called "HARDWARE" lmao |
| Spy 700? Hmmm |
| I just lost 18k on SPY calls, sold them, bought puts and got out with 5k profit over the loss on the calls. Fuck you to high hell SPY |
| Is there a reason here? |
| but i want to charge you more. |
| It will actually never leave 680-697 range |
| I didn’t realize all u have to do to get rich is just buy mull calls |
| What just happened? |
| not even a little v?\n\n |
| Doubtful |
| lol of course straight down with zero chance of getting out at breakeven off any buying. |
| that's the rational exlanation, yes. the CPI may confuse things even more friday whether it comes in hot or cool, because this is all set to the backdrop of the regime demanding lower interest rates. but this data lessens that probability |
| No cuts |
| But records jorbs!!!! |
| I would argue that it totally depends on what you are using it for. It is seriously limited by its towing capacity which can keep you under 100 miles of travel before needing to recharge and is severely hindered by cold weather. If you are buying it to use practically it is a very crappy pickup. If you are buying it in a location with a strong infrastructure for EVs and only driving it on the pavement, it might make more sense. |
| I will sacrifice my 4 digit portfolio if it means 🌽 dies with it |
| Why we pump and dump. I paper handed my puts when I broke even 😡 |
| And it’s still going |
| Calls here are free money |
| MMs are suspicious of the numbers? |
| Spy circuit break today |
| Haha bulls thought (I’m bull) |
| Market said sure susan to jobs report |
| SPY with another flat out rejection of ATH and QQQ clearly beginning stages of a down trend |
| We're nearing 263 now damn |
| Bring back the 90's F 150 |
| Lots of people simply ignore issues and then proudly boast they’ve never had any problems. |
| BTC AND GOLD to 10k LFG |
| Space stocks really can't make up their mind... |
| Retard in charge will destroy thing.\n\nChina is unfortunately winning the electric car race. |
| LOL |
| ?? |
| Didn’t they change the equation for how new jobs are estimated?\n\nI’d like to know how that equation compares against past numbers when run with historical data. |
| You just suck. |
| V when |
| God admit I saw this coming a mile away and got stuck in a fucking meeting that wasn’t even important enough to be an email. |
| RDDT and HOOD singlehandedly dragging me down to Hell |
| The pre-market pump tricked me. Ouch. |
| I think job report this morning was good? So finally, nobody believes fake news anymore? |
| Look around online on any job board and you'll see that there's tons of openings for health care positions. They're just not the types of jobs people can't get without years of training, however. |
| Sold my 694p too soon 🙁 |
| This will only happen if US refuses to attack iren |
| Awaiting your gains, OP. |
| We never where |
| It’s legit so regarded. You just got to take your gains when you see them. |
| I want to buy the dip, but the dip keeps dipping |
| Who woulda thought $KSS would rule the day? |
| reading the comments, not a single person seems to believe them. and for good reason, its blatantly false information. |
| When V |
| I want to thank all that is Holy for saving my puts, wow. |
| What is this volitility on qqq spy |
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| why tesla above $50 tbh tbh tbh |
| Every day I go to work and pretend I give a fuck about any of my work. Lmao idk how much longer I can do this. |
| buy SLV |
| They bought 0dte calls when it was up .8% |
| 300 points erased in literally one candle lmaooooooo fucking algos |
| should i buy the dip again....how long can i DCA until i run out of money |
| Rates to zero! This is unAmerican |
| Everyone here knew the numbers were cooked. Everyone kept telling everyone the numbers were cooked. Everyone kept saying ignore the numbers and check the revisions, which were an absolute disaster. \n\nBut WSB is so regarded they saw one little pump and thought Wall St had bought into the whole scam and FOMO'd in. MMs would like to thank you for the exit liquidity. |
| Weak jobs means we need rate cuts which is bullish for stocks, so really quite the opposite. |
| Someone got the unredacted jobs numbers 👀 |
| GOOGL going to be de-listed soon |
| Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this feels like crash territory let's go |
| MSFT if you keep going down I might fucking hang myself |
| We're grillin fresh bull steak tonight, boys |
| I thought we were gonna see 700 on spy finally apparently not lol |
| you regards though you aren't exit liquidity this week? |
| Execute those calls fast before the corrected numbers inevitably come in next month |
| N today. |
| NVDA still green. Y’all are freaking out. |
| # [sPY 7o0 tOdAY!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2TXY6SNuD4) 🤡🤡🤡🤡 |
| “Flat” as most other stocks are currently down -1% |
| Bought microverysoft leaps at 409. Im so fucked. |
| Somebody buy something |
| AAPL 278 today? |
| Add a couple 0 to that buddy |
| Imagine buying Shop at open |
| it will take other side of that bet sir. You sound like someone who will crash the market by buying. |
| * numbers are smudged to reflect a narrative. \n* director of labor statistics fired for not smudging |
| That’s insane |
| It only pays a lie in the short term. In the long-term, this will be catastrophic when the truth comes out. |
| lol was about to buy some RDDT calls near open, but thank heavens I got distracted and didn't do it. |
| R.I.P |
| the reason is because i grabbed calls\n\n |
| It's barely red why bulls panicking |
| Let’s get all the posts on down days out of the way:\n\n\n\n1) it’s so over\n\n2) FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING\n\n3) bol fuk\n\n4) sorry guys, I crashed the market \n\n5) does anyone feel like this crash is different?\n\nAm I missing any? |
| AAPL still up 😅 |
| dude has "kid" in his name just so 🥭 likes him lol |
| Oh good I’m an Ondas big bag holder again. FFS. Um I like the stock? |
| How dare you mock the official narrative. |
| Lies |
| rude ass market makin me mildly upset while i had my coffee earlier for no reason |
| PPT taking a dump rn. |
| Holy rug pull |
| I feel sorry for bulls |
| This one was a rollercoaster |
| Thank God I sold my calls at open LMFAO |
| Sold my puts at 694 for small profit. Now it's 690 fuck me |
| Holy shit bulls, you good? |
| that's nothing, to me usually happens within seconds lmao |
| I DO NOT NEED AI IN MY FRIDGE \n\nI DO NOT NEED AI IN MY DISHWASHER\n\nAAUUUGHHHHHHHH |
| Same |
| Who sold puts for a loss show yourself |
| Good you sold shopify, down -10% and still falling. |
| Calls on Kagan |
| Holy fuck, had spx calls and was getting g raped , doubled down and got booty raped even more, switched to puts and somehow made all my money back AND then some . I’m so done for the day FUCKKKKKK this shit lmfao |
| would be if the fed was independent. now i think they are going to cook the numbers and cut rates despite the good cooked numbers |
| Learn to take profits bro. Fuck |
| Hood cooked fr |
| I hate it here. |
| Vladdy can't make money even after putting gambling on the app |
| Every month it's the same report\n\n1. Current month: +200k jobs\n2. Correction for last month: It's actually -10k jobs\n3. Correct for a month 6 months ago, it's actually -80k jobs\n\nAnd then repeat. Every month. |
| He bought? |
| Fake job numbers got bol excited . |
| GUHHHHHHH |
| Are you saying that your "unrealized gains" are "soft, greatly exaggerated, and potentially non-existent?" |
| erased all gains from the big pump last monday |
| SLV's about to get nuked, puts printed |
| Bearrorists at it again |
| not putting a penny into this market, trying to close out bags is the whole game for me just now |
| 100% |
| Breakers on |
| Down literally £500 in 24 hours lol |
| So according to Fidelity rep it expired worthless because it expires in the morning. I would have had of sold it yesterday. Doesn't sound right |
| I sold 1/3 at open. Once it started falling, I bought more to average down my cost basis. Now I’m a bit green overall. Still holding. |
| Nvda and apple holding the market |
| Well well well |
| I called the red by 10 lmao |
| Red and bloody |
| GG |
| You only need Gyna to invade Taiwan |
| Best thing that can happen to this market tbh |
| I am holding my five for moooonths 😀 I believe it will get there, no, I don’t, I am just stubborn that I need to make money on it 😀 |
| Who the fuck buys MSTR instead of anything else. \n\n\nId rather have penny stocks |
| 500% on SPY and 100% HOOD |
| Tesla meme stock only down .34% lmao |
| Shopify 😂🤌🤌 |
| Dirty indian |
| Same for me |
| Spy got too close to the forbidden number so rug |
| +0.5% |
| Anyone grabbing any GRAB? |
| BTC to 10k - not a meme |
| They never seen the reverse V coming |
| My 0dte nvda calls were up 300 percent at some point now im in red FML gonna grab my instant ramen now thank you 🥭 |
| upadate? \n |
| Weekly calls here is the move. I know it looks bad. |
| Lot of air space below from that irrational rally last friday. |
| Now they theta us in the ass at this level for a little while |
| Aaaaand it's gone |
| What else can you use shopify for? I'm curious |
| Good news. |
| Did IBKR change their color scheme on mobile? It feels wrong. |
| We’re going to be in a bear market but SPY will still manage to trade sideways |
| lol can’t believe y’all voted for this f(a)g |
| Even if you ignore the engine. The rest of the truck around it is also a giant piece of shit. If you want non-stop electrical problems, buy yourself a GM. Absolute garbage vehicles. |
| I’m rooting for that guy who bought $600k worth of TSLA puts. I still think he’s regarded but fuck TSLA, that’s why. |
| I just need NVDA at $170-$175 by EOW. No big deal, right? |
| lol at guilbols believing fake job numbers, jus when will you regards learn |
| No |
| Reddit and bitcoin collapsing, good day today |
| Wtf is this absolute dogshit |
| should have. too busy sweating spy puts😭 lmk if you got any other plays |
| Lol |
| US hits 300% employment! |
| Just threw 6k into Google leap. jan 2027 350 call |
| 🥭 didn't even watch the alternative half time show lmfao\n\nHow much betrayal can Kid Rock take? |
| good job bols lmfaooo |
| We are literally flat right now and close to ATH. |
| The beating will continue until morale improves!! |
| Praying for another 9/11 rn |
| spy=crypto |
| Holy shit you mf you just made me a bunch of money |
| Shopify biggest rugpull I’ve ever seen and instant 20% drop |
| Didn’t I just read that January was the worst January for layoffs since 2009? |
| More likely cost and margin related. I'm sure they can develop anything...but can they sell it at a price point that provides acceptable margin against their cost. \n\nCost is why they're closing down their new battery plants and discontinuing the Lightning. They're losing money selling them because their costs have gotten so high in recent years. There's no margin or reasonable path to profitability in those platforms for Ford |
| You've heard of funny money ... now get ready for \n\nFUNNY JOBS. |
| "The first 30 minutes of the market today were great, we did such a good job, but the last 15 minutes are clear that I inherited Bidens economy. When it's up, we will celebrate how we defeated the sleepy Biden economic policies again"\n\n \n\- Trump just now |
| surely there will be ONE green candle right?... right?.... |
| Holy bull trap. Puts back on the menu regards!! |
| Lmaooo imagine believing those cooked numbers are real 💀 |
| Elon spotted. |
| Well eventually drop down to 580, and THEN we hit 700 |
| I hate playing the greedy game tho |
| Yeah fuck you RDDT |
| no......they did not. like its blatantly obvious that those numbers are inflated at best, but more likely just completely fabricated. |
| God job! |
| Turns out that bears were in fact, not cooked |
| Dame they really beating MSFT to death for no reason lmao |
| Great entry point on Circuit City |
| and now? |
| They built two V8s people *remember* as the best. This is the same argument most “Chevy guys” make. Every Chevy product they like is 30 years old, or a car they’ve never owned/driven. Ask them to name a car they like that Chevy makes right now and it’s only the ‘vette. \n\nBeing in love with a company that hasn’t existed for over a quarter of a century is delusional. |
| Panic buy the dip |
| fucking lol msft you piece of absolute shit |
| US execs will do anything but invest in actually making better products I swear to god |
| I’m just gonna get out of this shit bag of a market for a while and go cash, it’s beyond playable, I don’t believe in anything long-term either way |
| That's not what that guy meant when he said he was gonna tax your ass |
| wtf happened to Shopify |
| Rigged ass market |
| What a rug lmao futures are fake as hell huh |
| I agree I just meant given it’s runup you wouldn’t think it’s negative ytd |
| Good jobs berish |
| Agreed this looks like rotation |
| Did you not see the revisions on that jobs report? |
| Good lawd, now THAT was trap. RIP to your calls and thank you for your service 🫡 |
| what the fuk is with this goog force dump? |
| This is gonna be fun today lol |
| I’m confused and my dick is flaccid as fuck |
| I'll have the Bag Holder's Platter, a side of investor panic, and bool tears to drink, pls. |
| **No maidens?** *said Megamind sarcasticly* |
| same…. but mine could have been a +5k gain …. |
| I SOLD MY SPY PUTS TOO EARLY YA BASTARD |
| On behalf of the Casino, thank you for playing |
| Thanks to this post I got in on GFS calls before earnings today. Thanks for the advice! What's your strike price? |
| Just hold your calls. It may work out. The numbers are shit though. |
| Watch this shit be back at 694 by tomorrow |
| Guy claims all real news is fake.\n\nPosts fake news himself. \n\nSurprised Pikachu when spy casually falls off a cliff |
| SPY 5 min is disgusting |
| Nobody: \n\nMSFT: Hey wanna watch me chop $15 off my price in 15 minutes |
| I might give it till 11am personally |
| Haha, yeah it came quick today. Might still reverse tho |
| Chip sector (SOXX) is about topped out for this cycle. Could get ugly. |
| HAHAHAHA i laughed way too hard at this |
| fake job numbers new of el paso shutting down, epstein that bad that you all invading mexico? |
| i was down 30% this morning lmao |
| back in the day, over a month period Bag7 used to be in green |
| This is actually bearish as fuck |
| Is it really “fucking crazy” or is it actually a bit sensible that an unprofitable company gets a valuation that’s not built on sheer hype alone? 🤔 |
| 20x on SHOP puts if you managed to get it at open…wtf |
| Look at that bond yield turning upward. |
| Hurry panic sell everything |
| Right here 😡 |
| I just found out that Zombucks are a thing. For those of you that don't know, they're like NFTs for silver. |
| All CALLS wrecked - now they'll come for the Puts. Thinking the usual reversal around noon. |
| I had to look this up, but he withdrew EJ Antoni (the J6 guy) last year and the new nominee hasn't been Senate approved yet. The current acting head of BLS is William Wiatrowski, a long time veteran going back a decade. That said, I still think these numbers are total horseshit and there has to be some degree of pressure to the demands above; they know if numbers don't come in "right" they'll be fired. My guess is the compromise that lets them sleep at night is releasing inflated initial monthly estimates that get appropriately revised later, when nobody is paying attention |
| Everyone pump Google Dump\nEveryone dump Google still Dump |
| ATH my ass we are now falling back to April levels. Fck this shit |
| Nothing makes me happier than proving an internet troll wrong ... Mr guy who was just bragging on yesterday's thread how you "warned" me ... I hope you have a good day 🫶🫶🫶🫶 |
| Why is APP down so much?? |
| Only the Supreme Court could save my port at this point……. |
| boomers too stupid to cancel cable >> sundar ai slop |
| SPY 700 is a myth |
| LMAOO WHERE THE “BERS R FUK” COMMENTS NOW?? |
| I’ll keep Toyota but Ford can go. |
| I done fd up buying a 0tde when I want the 20th. I forgot to press the date lol |
| What happens |
| Don't try to catch the knife today, boys |
| Why is everything dumping did 🥭come out and say he doesn’t want to fuck anymore kids ? |
| Sold my spy puts for a $200 gain. I’m good for the day lol |
| Rip, my google call |
| Yeah. Red candle today confirms the downtrend. |
| Can one of the HOOD bulls please pass me the $ROPE |
| The answer was in the charts the whole time 🔮 |
| My financial advisor said DCA'ing on 0DTE's isn't a viable strategy. Fuck that guy. |
| Jobs report was fake |
| Fake numbers but stocks go up. Castrate to prevent reproduction of mocking birds in here. |
| What a great day to have bought 690 0dte puts at open |
| Why rug? |
| not rigged btw. \*clueless emote\* |
| where ya goin', goog? |
| Shhhh go to sleep |
| Your calls are bleeding. Sorry bro 😢 |
| For Vendetta, against your port |
| i love coming in here to see all the euphoria just fucking dead lmao |
| I went from +10% to -10% in 15 minutes, good times lol |
| Its so over for me |
| If they added a million jobs, this wouldn’t have happened |
| -10% everyday for me now lol |