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| what tickers to buy? |
| Women play that |
| https://preview.redd.it/edkofnglgbeg1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13e818d6ba83d14ccd9f720ab9cdf04c82983aaa |
| Better than sitting in cash right? |
| hows the weather in Davos |
| Libteurds always wrong, but who’s counting anyway? LMAO |
| This may be one of the most terrible divorces in history. |
| *enter European stock market* |
| Some AI bears at the start of 2025 said AI models will run out of human-created training data\n\n+1 year later there is no sign of running out of human created data yet |
| When Obama publicly roasted him about the birth certificate |
| Wut? It's down like 0.4-0.6% depending on which index you look at. And that's with the UK market being weird and 70% of revenue coming from outside the UK, there's loads of things like miners and Asia-heavy banks who barely care about the tariffs. |
| Back in April’s liberation day last year the Pre market sold over 1000 points. You dumb fucks are too hysterical and overreacting now lol |
| that was pretty funny |
| I mean he is digging that hole so deep that it would be imposible to reverse course. |
| What’s fat, orange, and if you kick it screams tariffs? |
| 8:30am EST |
| Natural gas gang! Up 17% |
| right! i mean we can make this much more efficient if we let the office of the president decide these things. lol |
| Imagine not trading futures and waiting for stocks to open |
| I have dream ahh day |
| HOT 🥵 |
| Man. Are futures really about to get smoked? |
| 3 minutes and 24 hours. |
| considering Denmark came to Americas defense and lost soldiers in middle east makes the comment dumb as hell |
| Nasdaq 100 down 1.6\n\nOoof |
| Send it |
| We'll give the French Venezuela |
| Market open in 3 minutes 😎 |
| Reasonable response. Thanks |
| no casino today\~ what\~ I don't even know holidays anymore cause unemployed. |
| Do you know anything about woman’s tennis? |
| Danger Danger Will Robinson. Just buy Space stocks, Silver and Gold |
| Ironically the French helped them win. |
| Plan on slamming calls, probably not short dated ones tho |
| Skip. |
| lol there isn’t going to an Olympics. |
| VELO got another momentum pop to it? Or we pulling back all next week? |
| Downvote if obese |
| Cause that’s his daddy |
| RepubliCUNTS make fun of participation trophies while their leader moans for one. |
| Wednesday 2pm local I think |
| A simple puzzle/game \n\nIf you see a machine where you put in a dollar \n\nand get on an average $1.01 for each $ spent\n\nover 1000 iterations\n\nHow much would you put in\n\nAnd when will you stop\n\nBonus points if you can name two companies who are like this machine |
| Well that’s wonderful news |
| Abolish SCOTUS if it rules against tariffs |
| SI go up mfer |
| That's the best part of wsb . It unites us in our retardation |
| This can only lead to positive things happening to you |
| TRUE ALPHA BRO ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| I will pay 1 cent per month on my medical debt |
| Naw im chilln |
| PDF, Poopy Dick Fart |
| Agree completely |
| Haven’t traded in months, the excitement, dopamine, adrenaline I’m getting right now is crazy \n\nI LOVE GAMBLING 🗣️ |
| You and I both pal |
| Yeah dude! So sick man! Rock on! |
| Flair checks out |
| May as well |
| Has Canada started building their wall yet? |
| Nice.\n\nKeep us updated |
| …I never said I wasn’t ❤️ |
| Honestly, the 2 dogsleds comment kinda cooked. |
| SPY open at $685 tomorrow? |
| Who’s gonna tell him? |
| There’s an old saying ‘if you’re asking in WSB daily discussion to place a trade, you are truly regarded’ |
| Ya, I had a really bad cold/flu. About a week in I went to the doctor and they said I was negative for COVID, this was October. In November, I went in for a checkup and my doctor said that it was likely covid as the newer tests don't pick up this strain. |
| ..I’m down $80 |
| He just invited putin to the Board of Peace too.. |
| His ladybugs are tingling |
| All time top post - 800k upvotes - gilded and gifted 2k in Reddit gold on the ape subs guy…Go get it |
| Liberals are fucking nuts 😂 anyways, calls! because you can’t stop our stock market. It’s a freight train of cocaine and hookers and I’m gonna ride it until we crash and burn 🇺🇸 |
| Ask the supposed custodian of SLV |
| interesting PA |
| So in 1776 USA broke away from Britain and won the war. Imagine if in 2026 USA took over Britain/EU just for the double tap, kick em in the balls shits and giggles? |
| Obeseicans are cooked |
| That's actually an excellent and relevant question. Game theory and simulations show that a population of individuals who optimize for short term personal benefit drives itself off a cliff without ever noticing anything is wrong. But a population of individuals who optimize for long term benefit keeps improving the apparent short and long term personal benefit. And funny thing, when you characterize the behavior of an individual optimizing for population long term benefit, the behavior looks a lot like empathy. |
| Jingoism peaking just in time for Olympics CMCSA calls? |
| https://preview.redd.it/wlxsumwyebeg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0e0e8a4ebed2bb97d0a73b0abaf5838bf1bb0cf\n\nHe’s not fit. He sent this letter saying that “since you didn’t give me the Nobel peace prize I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace.” |
| bull in shambles |
| I just need to know if it will be extra red so I can buy my etfs today or tomorrow |
| Nasdag looking pretty toasty . Would be amazing if supreme Court takes 🥭 tariff authority away tomorrow. |
| Trying to trade prediction markets to get my gambling fix |
| "Through reluctance to sell, more than one investor has avoided the capital gains tax but lost the capital gain itself." - RKLB & ASTS 🧐\n\n |
| Balkans are cool . The rest are socialists |
| Haven’t seen this much European and American animosity since 1776 🇺🇸🦅 |
| I'm shorting as well and my portfolio is so green I'm gonna call it Buttercup |
| Your hunch? Or a source? |
| I currently have 84 Euro 50 puts open\n\nMeanwhile look at you sat like a fucking bum, complaining markets closed \n\nClearly not a real degenerate trader |
| https://preview.redd.it/6rpz5py7fbeg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0beac72581b23152f7ab652e9d901eafe9b3d920 |
| This Greenland hype is just to get NATO countries to spend more on defense. Denmark already making purchases from LMT and BA to chill the 🥭 out. |
| #QQQ 100 tomorrow |
| In the NYT this morning. Maybe 1 or 2 more R senators will give him a little more resistance:\n\nWhat We’re Covering Today\n\nGreenland: President Trump said one reason behind his push to acquire Greenland is that he didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize, according to a message he sent to Norway’s prime minister. Jonas Gahr Store, Norway’s leader, received the text message on Sunday, three European officials familiar with the matter said on Monday. Read more › |
| Have heard nothing about ALLY is years |
| Egoistic old fucks they just don't care anymore. Donnie probably thinks when life is so unfair and he gotta die in a couple of years at least the world will go down with him aswell. In general old people are fucking up everything everywhere around the world (of course only when it comes to politics). Retards why not retire already I really don't get it |
| We need a new term for when a retard fucks the market. How about Orange Swan? |
| Only real ones have work off today |
| prolly |
| Smdh he’s a an absolute madman |
| #.🫵🤡. |
| The hotline will get pinned |
| Time for a double 25th Amendment and SPY 1000. |
| True. But not yet |
| Alright TSX opens in T-10 mins, everyone go buy MDA Space!!!! 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Tomatoes turn red when ripe; green again when you replant their seeds.\n\n\~Sun Tzu, probably |
| Is there. Im in big |
| The European idiots posted that forgetting US market is closed so all it’s done is anally red dildo’d through their assholes meanwhile the US market is untouched \n\nGenioos |
| lil of this, lil of that |
| buy a golf cart |
| Mango told Norway he is taking Greenland because they snubbed him on the Nobel Peace Prize...which is chosen by an independent organization, unaffiliated with the Norwegian government.\n\nAlso, Greenland is an autonomous territory of the Kingdom of Denmark. It has nothing to do with Norway, which has nothing to do with the Nobel Peace Prize.\n\nSo, yanno. Everyone everywhere else is selling everything American. Because we're at the mercy of a senile narcissistic shit gibbon. |
| Even if I bought beyond meat at $194? |
| I told myself to buy 1 spy put over the weekend but didn’t have any money left.. \n\nWill it be too late to buy in Tuesday at open? |
| Ah shit |
| Nobody tell him of liquidation |
| You clearly don’t belong here |
| In Davos? Do you recall the day/time? Too lazy to look it up |
| Euro50 is dropping since they announced retaliation 😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵🫵 \n\nOh shit I’m from UK |
| If 1-2% is wrecking people, but the markets have gone up insane amounts everyday for\nThe last 3 years, then I can’t imagine a 20-30% dump |
| At least. And well justified. |
| A who what now? |
| Clearly you dont teavel much otherwise you would know the worst tourists on the face of the planet are the British. \n\nAussies pretty cool though. |
| Rug pull?! The market isn’t even down 2% after going up 50% in the last 3 years |
| Can't say I'm familiar, unfortunately. I'll look later though. That said, MP is the king of the industry and the favorite among this administration. |
| Line only goes up, so you know what will happen. |
| I am scared for Bitcoin hodlers… they are about to be blindsided |
| I think you guys all need to calm down and realize I have 1k of puts expiring this week and there is literally no way they print |
| We actually don’t call him that. He goes by a different nickname but Mango is on the ol birth certificate. He’s 4 years old now. He is a fat, lazy, orange tabby. Appropriate. However—he is very friendly and doesn’t molest people to my knowledge so there are some differences. The Venn diagram is kinda funny now that I think about it. |
| Non paywall version? |
| H3N2 Subclade "K" |
| I love volatility, screams MURICA’ |
| This isn’t r/diariesofanedgelord |
| long enough for puts to print |
| Weak towards their allies? Or not getting rid of them? \nThe US can't stand alone. |
| No relax for 🌈 bearrorists 🐻 \nPut your hands up 🙌 and stop shaking ‘cause of Greenland crisis! |
| Long overdue imo |
| Epic rap battles of history!!!! |
| What do we expect to happen tomorrow with the markets? |
| The UK is billy no mates though, they have nothing to retaliate with. |
| Make a little jig onto your golf cart and just pull that sucker down there |
| Idk if u know this. But defense companies sell world wide. They are corporations. Not the government. |
| Honestly I’d rather just work today and have market open than a day off work just staring at futures |
| Mango speaking is on the economic calendar. We are either gonna get a 10% correction or ATHs. |
| AIDS |
| How do you lose 50% of your net worth on a 1% drop……. ???!!! The markets have been up for 3 years now |
| Trading is so fucking simple - just don’t have a stop loss and you **CANNOT** lose |
| Did the girl even notice you doing that last rep on dips? |
| 15 minutes till MARKET OPEN!!! Oh wait…. 😭 |
| You've got the flu.\n\n\n\n\nThat'll be $20,000 |
| So ICE? I was targeting the wrong companies lol. I was buying GLXY & FIGR. |
| The world woke up on Saturday and unanimously agreed to cut off the US: \n\- EU-Mercosur free trade (landmark) \n\- The Canada-China trade agreement |
| they didn't say I can't cry right outside the casino though |
| ya, today sucks |
| Lets get a 2016 rap battle between EU & Mango, guaranteed SPY to $800 |
| wtf is nato on board lol |
| She's a nine, but she talks and talks and talks and talks 👄 |
| What was his art school moment? |
| Theory of mind is seeing the world from the other person's mind, comprehending them. \nEmpathy is sharing their state of mind/emotion (feeling with them)\nSympathy is feeling for them\n\n\nHence the latter two is quite common, the first one should be, but well, look at the world.. |
| CBP has no choice but to adjust collections at ports\nto comply. If he orders them not to, they’ll all be for criminal charges if they comply. |
| That is an RF connector for a cable called Waveguide. Used mostly in GHz frequency applications. |
| Since algos do all the trading at a big scale, holidays are dumb lol |
| Yeah, good plan. I'd rather invest in Iran |
| Imagine getting taken over and losing your healthcare, employment becomes at will, and your new leader is a giant regard. Sorry, Greenland bros we can’t stop them otherwise the CIA will murk us |
| Open..the..fucking..casino.. |
| At the end of the day most people don’t truly care about the wellbeing of other people at the cost of / over themselves outside of their immediate household regardless of generation. Just survival instincts in humans. Very few willing to suffer for someone else vs. take the spoils for themselves. |
| Just long enough to keep the Epstein files and ICE murdering US citizens out of the news for a cycle or two. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kmtbg3u8ebeg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=406202f95ed1377bb4adef5e8e9badd0a504da54 |
| i should prolly 0dte puts on SPX for tuesday no? |
| It’s already 80% down what’s the point |
| It’s not your fault |
| All my life working hard with no handouts from my friends |
| #Europoors so mad at the US right now that they keep buying our weapons LMAO 🤌 |
| I like this take. Give the 🥭fake prizes. Seems to work. |
| It's always Filipina |
| Chamath predicted copper to be the big winner in 2026 for most of the reasons op stated. live him or hate him, he’s likely got more ears on the ground than anybody here. |
| Sell organ fast 22 years old lightly used market rate |
| nah mine do! they’ve made their money yk |
| Fuck dude 3 more years with this bullshit how many more rug pulls |
| Xvideo |
| https://preview.redd.it/o74n04a1ebeg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aa1d2a11ca482d23c746c957060f43310faba4f |
| A PDF doesn’t take no for an answer and now ones in power |
| JPOW has two options: \n\-1. sacrifice the dollar, to save spy index \n\-2. sacrifice the spy index (short term, one decade max) to save the dollar\n\n🥭 wants 1. \nJPOW wants 2. |
| Whats all this talk about IREN |
| I thought it was too square to look like a keyhole but guess I should've trusted my eyes. |
| Scrap metal/yard companies are also good value then. |
| If you’re implying to buy now, he didn’t say ‘be retarded’ |
| Take money from the american stock markets and put it into the european stock markets. Europe outperforms America last couple of years. Surely it will be the same this year |
| My shoulder hurts and im pissed 😤 about it |
| Living on a big acreage is nice until you gotta take the trash down your fucking endless driveway. Can’t wait until my kid is old enough to have chores lol |
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| Today: \nEU / EU arms / precious metals stocks are deep green. \nUS stocks are deep red.\n\nWorld doesn't seem to agree with you. |
| UK already ruling out retaliatory tariffs. When people say that there will unlikely be a significant EU retaliation, they are pointing out observations not shilling America Corp. |
| Your love for construct and surplus of emotion makes you all blind . Never become a leader. |
| Doorknobs are a healthier alternative. Every crayon eater needs to know their options. |
| As one of said offspring I can tell you that the feeling is mutual ... it's time for them to take a back seat. |
| Anything SCOTUS does is 😡. The majority are lap dogs who shouldn’t be sitting on the bench. And we’re f-ed cause the 2 with the highest likelihood of dying would be replaced by younger even crazier ones. |
| What if the flair is "cock gobbler" or "🥭's #1 fanboi"? |
| Front or back? |
| I LOVE TRADING NEWS\n\nIt’s like boring through the day but then somebody says something and market jumps \n\nIt’s literally like a slot machine but better |
| https://preview.redd.it/qnkhqncrdbeg1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16d468dcecd51b824792806ded9852ed23c3a9c8 |
| Yes. At this point markets just want the checks and balances we were promised. |
| We know why you are the way you are now\n\nIt’s not your fault |
| Crazy true |
| You forgot option 3. They rule against it, he continues them and we end up in a constitutional crisis |
| You didnt learn that in April |
| Alaska next after Greenland? |
| Never ask the racist Southern man the ethnicity of his wife |
| Imagine taking orders from someone who has never seen the battlefield lmao |
| Europe is dying and poor . Idiots . |
| She said she was gonna debank me |
| https://preview.redd.it/bdur9p2odbeg1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f08ab50af2659afa674c25602dbd560af3e921ff |
| TSX open today, fyi |
| right in the asshole |
| #🤌🏿 |
| Sent dm also.\n\nEQ Resources from ASX, Australian stock exchange. |
| Didnt know, iam not an ameripoor |
| And Euro50 is going down like .15% |
| It's gone now. Whiskey helped lol |
| >Then come the midterms\n\nLmao. Lmfao even. |
| Boomers (the majority) really don’t care for their offspring that much |
| MY FRIENDS ALL DRIVE PORCHES I MUST MAKE AMENDS |
| Congratulations, you are cordially invited to my ‘Board of Retards’ for a small fee of 1 Billion dollars… |
| I'm no master negotiator, but I would think that putting a counter party into a position of only two options, conceding or fighting, and the latter provides the best outcome for that party, the negotiations are going poorly |
| For your information, when Germany & France released the news retaliation just now, on the LSE S&P599 went down .05% lol |
| Even the image isn't really that good. For a bunch of crayon-eating fucks what is it even? If you're gonna write about copper, show us a copper ingot or some shit. |
| Gld gonna pump on Tuesday. |
| He might ignore it but CBP won’t be able to. They will have to immediately adjust their collections at the ports to comply with the law. |
| Gives more time for the printer to get everything bought up 30 mins after open on Tuesday, but I also wouldn't be surprised if we are due for a real 10% correction. |
| Here's hoping they got the pic of him blowing bubba |
| Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz! |
| I bet this Greenland drama wont go for long.. |
| Wen Anduril IPO ffs??? |
| Is she angling to be the next fed chair? |
| Fuck me |
| Until we see one of these weekend worries manifest in the actual trading behavior the following week, it seems like a bad idea to assume there will be any follow through. |
| Hydrate and sleep. \nThen, calls |
| these pinned stocks, WAR NATO DJT, mods are cute |
| Yall realise you can trade other markets that aren’t US market. I’m currently -90% on Euro50 puts 🗣️🗣️🗣️ |
| I didn’t read all that\n\nAm I taking the copper pipes out of my house or not? |
| I think the party will have a hard time recovering from this because their entire identity is trumps personality. Vance is a ketchup dick and won’t be able to untie a coalition. |
| More like 🤦 |
| FAFO feels good |
| in short term sure |
| Ignoring consent is his one move |
| Ofc it matters if you can buy some of the best companies in the world at low forward PE. \nBest long term risk/reward plays ever. |
| I didn’t read all that. Everyone knows copper is an important metal and that will have demand from electronics. id be absolutely shocked if that wasn’t priced in. |
| If major bearish catalysts occur but the NYSE is closed, did they really happen? 🤔 |
| Never seen such juicy liquidity |
| ChatGPT ass post |
| Reddit echo chamber is hilarious \n\nThis is why I win in the market, because I get to trade against you idiots |
| god can the market open please there’s no other purpose in my life |
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| Yikes. This is just crazy coughing, feel like I got hit by a bus, then it backed up and ran me over again, plus a 102-105 fever |
| Maybe. Love the username btw! |
| You guys seem to remember them a little differently. |
| The trump admistration thanks you for your tiny donation. Next time please be a real american and donate a more patriotic sum. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATENTION TO THIS MATTER |
| This dude is retarded |
| Relax man. Think of this as a buying opportunity. |
| Open the Casino already!!!!!!!! |
| Only 11hrs until Hood 24hr opens and I get to see my port gap tf down because I chose to be cute on Friday |
| Imagine how many foxes you guys have in the henhouse even when this particular one is dealt with. |
| I still don't understand why Obama did this to us. |
| Look at this dude 😂🫵 |
| \>No more chasing gains\n\n\>Aiming to hit $2M net worth sometime this year\n\nsomething doesnt fit my dude |
| "It means the anti-whites are out to get you, buy Tesla." |
| I should stop learning finance and start learning when Trump is about to run his mouth. |
| It's a holiday go back to bed |
| What’s your plan on Tuesday? |
| Any thoughts on ccj? |
| With the leadership they currently have i doubt they'll do anything constructive. Smart people usually get pissed at authoritarians. And we've seen that during ww2. |
| most people knew. but it was way to late at that time. |
| Nothing because the congress is a bunch of simps |
| Nobody cares. Everyone is buying unprofitable tech companies. |
| Stomach bug ripping through my part of the world. Highly contagious, liquid coming out both ends. |
| Oh 🤣🤣\nThere is a lot to respond but I guess I will not argument with a disastrous |
| Market isn’t open today you regard |
| lol btw that post affected the Euro 50 by like .05% \n\nMM’s know they chatting shit 😭 |
| Sure.\n\nIf by week you mean not stupid. |
| 🐻 day. |
| Not the crossover I was expecting lmao |
| Who cares about morality and politics. Get rich going full regard 0DTE or bust |
| Guys, market open in 30 min, should i buy the dip at the open, or wait even more? |
| It was pretty evident already in 2016 |
| Always pray and give sacrifice to the trading goss |
| asking too many questions. 500 shares of [arx.to](http://arx.to) market buy at open. You're welcome. They are in a bearish technical pattern, so could be good to scoop and wait. |
| OPEN and VIX calls\n\nReady. Willing |
| Here's a picture of me undressing your bank account. UwooO |
| Should have voted Obama |
| 10,000€ today straight to trumps pockets. Fuck |
| PE doesn’t matter anymore. |
| Hey Alexa, play under pressure |
| Guarantee one thing here - Europe will not sell those bonds, for a whole host of reasons. If they act it will be through reciprocal tariffs/restrictions of market access through quotas. |
| Grok Is ThIs REal?? |
| 😲<- ameritards when scotus votes in favour of tariffs 😡<- europoors when scotus votes in favor of tariffs |
| Saving money today to lose it tomorrow |
| So you’re predicting 10% more upside |
| If we are going to do that 2%-3% “healthy” market pull back, can we do it all at once and then just rip after that? |
| Is there a poly market for whitewashing? Gotta think that might be the sure bet with this admin. I don’t know what he’s going to do economically, but I do think this might be the last MLK holiday the US observes. This timeline sucks. |
| Yup. I as well. 🤣 Going to be a great year brother. |
| The only 5 stocks talked about on valueinvesting are bleeding over to this sub. GTFOH with PYPL. |
| LMAO bers thot\n\nSorry just practicing for tomorrow afternoon |
| I have a dream that one day...there will be no more trading holidays |
| Just rewatched 11.22.63 , shit is great |
| lower or higher vix tommorow than today? |
| X ain’t gonna give it to ya, no siree |
| Obama got one. He didn’t.\n\nHe’s just a petty, selfish piece of shit it turns out. |
| ###DISGUSTING |
| And that’s especially true at $100 |
| Errrmm grok, why am I such a cornball 🤓 |
| Tariffs will only get escalated so of course they're holding off |
| Meta 21 forward PE. NFLX 27 while EPS growing 25% a year. Money printing machines. Getting very cheap |
| Fuck I totally forgot about that. |
| Took a COVID test, it was negative \n\nBut perhaps science doesn’t work and it is |
| No trading today has angered the gods |
| I dunno, mate - my money is on the US tech industry over the European tech industry. \n\nAnd the EUV tech still belongs to the US. I don’t doubt for a second that the US would go so far as to bomb their facilities if there was ever a chance that they might lose control over that tech. Again, it’s way too sensitive, and they would absolutely not risk it getting into the hands of China. |
| Agreed, in the meantime, give me some discounted shares! |
| Ameritards about to witness power of the Europenis twinks. 🇫🇷 🇩🇪 🤌🏻👌🏻 |
| I am annexing you. |
| And weak. |
| So he’s really butt hurt about the Nobel peace prize eh? Amazing |
| markets have been completely flat though since he came in power? accounting for the dollar drop in value |
| > A meeting, to arrange a meeting, to decide what options will be on the table at a third meeting, which will be called by a further emergency meeting on feb 1st or 2nd, when the trump tariffs come into effect. \n> \n> Don't ever change, EU. \n\nYeah, we europeans definitely need our own orange baby to tweet impulsive threats instead of these fucking meetings where smart people debate the issues at hand |
| If it's the one that goes on for weeks, it's COVID |
| How can you see that? I don't see it's after hours anywhere |
| Still quite expensive PE tbh |
| True that 🥭 invited Putin to the Board of peace?! |
| This fucking syphillis is fucking kicking my ass |
| Safety means run away from inflating dollar to silver |
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| There will certainly be some blowing after that action, cuz you'll need a sugar daddy. |
| Everyone needs toilet paper |
| That's syphilis |
| If you bought those calls in 1987 you're still printing |
| What if he just ignores the ruling like with TikTok? |
| DMX has been dead for nearly 5 years!? |
| \*rolls up paper ball and throws it across the room\* energy |
| META NFLX so cheap\n\n\-10% more and i might go all in tbh |
| We’re so fucked! We’re so totally fucked! |
| Next Monday latest |
| Hey Grok, what does it mean if my trading account is in negative? |
| > Why is the EU so passive lol. The only way to fend off a highschool bully is by throwing hands.\n\nPassive? You mean because they don't instantly and impulsively respond to a Trump tweet? I'm european and I really want my leaders to consider their moves before jumping the gun and escalating |
| The phrasing Ive come to prefer is 'hire a clown, expect a circus' |
| I'm not surprised. But it doesn't change that he's going to keep pumping stocks up.\n\nTrump's chair will be megadovish. |
| I hope they sell the bonds this market needs a large correction now. |
| I remember reading when silver hit $40 how it was too high to buy |
| As fear rises, so do rare earths. Big year ahead for MP, which already has had a phenomenal start to '26. |
| empathy is comprehension of another's pov / feelings. sympathy is sharing in another's pov / feelings.\n\ncommon definitional error on your part.\n\nthat said, who would you like me to have more empathy and sympathy for, why, and is it still acceptable for me to limit my sympathy if the logical implications of doing so harm me in some way?\n\nor am I irrelevant |
| He is overplaying his hand and now making critical mistakes |
| This cold or flu is fucking kicking my ass |
| You overestimate the intelligence of American voters, but I’m hoping for a massive blue wave ngl. If the Dems get the Senate as well as the House the markets will rally like crazy. |
| Eww |
| Putin is joining Trumps Board Of Peace now? |
| We'll see, giving my prediction. I've been trading 43 years now and understand market psychology more than any other aspect of trading. Metals might pop out of the gate, but if people have big losses elsewhere they often sell big winners to lock in |
| They were always toast in that value trap stock. Flat for the next 15 years. |
| Haha looks like half the posts on any sub without bot water marks... is reddit mostly bots!!!? |
| Otakubots |
| I'm ever gonna make $10k on Tuesday buying calls, or lose $40 trying |
| He should take over for ice barbie |
| That’s not good. |
| 3dte on a leveraged etf |
| > FRENCH FINANCE MINISTER LESCURE: FRANCE AND GERMANY AGREE ON ACTING STRONGLY IN RESPONSE TO TARIFFS THREATS RELATED TO GREENLAND\n\n>FRENCH FINANCE MINISTER LESCURE: BEST WAY TO PREVENT THREATS FROM MATERIALIZING IS SHOWING EU IS READY TO REACT STRONGLY |
| MDMA therapy for everyone! |
| Why is the entire France soccer team black ? Get flooded punk , bye bye France . Worry about yourself cuck . |
| Ngl I need to buy FIGR and more GLXY because of this tokenization stuff. The technology will be used before we even realize it. |
| I kind of agree with the thesis...it's always the end, and the market always eventually shrugs it off and moves higher. But it might take 3-5 years before the market can do that. So in the short/medium term you might be wrong.\n\nUnless the entire country gets sick of this enough to overcome the Fox's stronghold on the smoothest of brains. |
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| earnings estimates keep rising anyway, market will recover easily later on |
| As soon as these talk become reality, ASML will become an EUROPEAN asset. Probably nationalised by the dutch and guarded with all available resouces. In the meantime alternatives will be developed and Europe might be forced to develop a domestic chips industry . Probably another tech race. In the meantime the US will be crushed by sanctions from all directions. |
| Apple now has options expiring on Mondays and Wednesdays now!! |
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| Next time there’s a three day weekend everyone should go all in on puts because Trump likes to do this shit when the market is closed longest it would seem. Maximum time for panic to build for his buddies to close their shorts |
| SCOTUS will effectively neuter 🥭when they issue their IEEPA ruling. Sure he will huff and puff but will be unable to do anything about it. Then come the midterms and the massive blue wave and we all just end up with an 80yo dude posting crazy shit on social media all the time that markets largely ignore. And probably another impeachment. \n\nOn the other hand, if they somehow rule in his favor. He will be an emboldened 🥭. Things will get much crazier because he will think he can do anything he wants. |
| Institutions are selling off, taking profits so they can be ready to invest in Trumpland Minerals Co! Patriots in control! |
| Look at this guy being ‘sensible’ and shit |
| You morons elected a dictator and are surprised with his antics..'meritards living up to the name. |
| Just tell the market to wear a tampon |
| Where are you seeing this updated? |
| Thats not even counting the gas coming from my ass |
| gonna need a -10% drop on shiny rocks before i feel safe touching them again 🪨 |
| I cannot find that ticker? Interested tho so can you DM? |
| A gambling addict |
| Lmao |
| To be fair, space stocks have been decoupled from indexes for quite a bit so you might be fine. Also we have Artemis 2 hype coming up in the next 2 weeks or so |
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| Empathy is the antithesis of evil. Evil people are defined by a lack of empathy. Evil people don't want you to have empathy, because that will cost them money and power. Mr Rogers taught us to embrace empathy, thus why they hate PBS and seek to eliminate it. They want you to hate, because those that hate are easier to control. It's easy to fall for it, and we should have empathy for those that did fall for it, but they must wake the fuck up before it's too late. Having leaders without empathy only leads to one outcome, they take everything for themselves and destroy everyone and everything in their way.\n\nAlso, don't forget to buy the fucking dip. |
| Time the bottom, buy the falling knife, yes, YES!! This is the way |
| And usd is safety? Lmao |
| Double or nothing |
| I’m not saying it’s good or bad, it’s just funny.\n\nOfc you can get more expensive gas from other countries to support people’s lives while causing inflations to EU nations. |
| ICE has the Epstein files in the 9/11 tunnels |
| Mango posted AI video of Keira starship twerking quoting ‘no backbone but sure got back’ |
| Ngl I miss the last administration so much. It wasn’t perfect but it sure as hell was competent. |
| LOL. |
| Shit that 🥭 took all my fun |
| Sonofa! |
| You guys really think they’re going down ? 🤔 |
| I see no problem here |
| All of the billionaire insider traders will be reddy. |
| I predict many people will take all profits out, including shiny metals. Safety means risk off, and hyperbolic shiny metal is no longer safety, it crossed over to a meme stock |
| Why are futures dumping? Just woke up |
| Logon and see S&P sold off 100 points since yesterday and now EU threatening dumping $8T of bonds and other investments. This seems more serious than I realised. Gonna be a bloodbath tomorrow |
| Sir this is Wendy’s |
| I mean I don't like the liberal cucks on reddit at all, but Mangoman is currently the biggest force on the stock market futes lol |
| BUY THE DIPS |
| Isn't he a pedo |
| Valiant effort FIFA. People made fun of it, but it was a decent idea to keep his mind off the shit in his pants, his tiny dick, and his low IQ for a little bit so he wouldn't keep throwing tantrums. |
| Yep. Should have started a long time ago but now there is no choice. Calls! |
| Hardcore History podcast is doing a series on him, crazy story |
| Where’s Hilary Clinton when you need her |
| Nah |
| Except European leaders would have to be literal regards for it to work. Everyone knows that SCOTUS decision is due and won't make any impulsive decisions till after it is announced. |
| Do i be responsible and withdraw my money to pay off debt, or try to time the dip for a profit |
| He already got his $500b from oil sales in a private bank account in Qatar, he is over that now |
| My problem is I've held MU since 2017. Saw so many pumps and dumps that I didn't trust this insane runup. Sold 90 percent of position last year |
| Die put sellers die. Your theta gang gay strats are set to fail eventually |
| the good news: 20% cash, 15% metals\n\nthe fucking terrible news: ALL THE REST IN MEMECENTERS AND ROCKET STOCKS |
| Greenland rightfully belongs to the Turks! 💪🦃 |
| I am sure you cannot understand a joke |
| All calls toast son |
| big fan of James Franco |
| yep, i'm going to do so |
| Government does not create culture. No government official is going to make books cool \n\nAdditionally the government policy on college of ‘anyone who wants to take on massive debt for life’ has wrecked both the value of the college degree and many of the young borrowers |
| okay Lindsey |
| BK breakfast today? |
| Go back to sleep bear, it’s still winter |
| Go on… how was your portfolio performing in that dream? |
| So you're saying that my 1/30 680p has a chance? |
| Sure, ASML could commit suicide if they wanted. But they don’t want to of course |
| The RCAF has only 18 upgraded F-18's capable of meeting NATO & treaty obligations. The goal is to end up with 25 upgraded to HEPII, and even then that's the bare minimum to last until a new aircraft comes online.\n\nThe rest are 40yr old outdated, worn out, paper weights used for parts. |
| I don’t think the motherfucker knows how to read, have you seen him trying to pronounce acetaminophen? |
| Realization it’s just 🥭 awkward way to start a conversation |
| I’m not high enuff fir this.\n\nEdit: Typo |
| Bad bots! BAD!!! |
| By choosing Azure, you know that you are being tracked by the US. By choosing AWS, your data can be stored anywhere on the planet and subject to any jurisdiction.\n\nThere are several AWS data centres in the Middle East that are problematic. |
| Market is in danger!!!! |
| Don't make me explain my shit post |
| /liberalcuck you mean |
| I read the wildest view on this whole situation: \nOrangoman in chief already knows tarrifs will be removed by SCOTUS, so until the decision is public, he is making one last gamble with the fake tarifs to get to "expand amerika more than any pedozident to ever live", whitout having to fight. \nThis is so batshit crazy, that ... it actually makes sense. |
| My adobe calls are worthless tomorrow morning |
| #Ahh, remember the good old fucking days when I sold MU at 83? No? |
| Um reading |
| yeah i wonder why traders are keeping tabs on the guy yo-yoing tariffs willy nilly\n\noh i wonder |
| Dr doom arrives just to find earth completely collapsed |
| It isn't green. Yours, an Anglopoor. |
| NYSE stablecoin announcement good for bitcoin price? |
| China and the US are the only countries who could pull it off. The US has the core EUV tech already (since they developed it) which does put them ahead of China. And they have the money - this would likely be done in a consortium with Nvidia, Apple, Intel, AMD, Qualcomm, etc. who have absolute mountains of money to spend. it would cost an absolute fortune and take years so it’s obviously a last resort. The status quo is still very much the best arrangement for the US and ASML. |
| When RKLB $9000 |
| Is it just me or does it feel like people are taking these tariffs shenanigans less seriously this time? |
| You looking at the right day? |
| Where is Rodman these days? He belongs in this administration |
| Why do u feel obligated? |
| Vix is the new Silver! |
| Someone check the animators hard drive |
| Sorry, which futures are you looking at\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/iir75ukz9beg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8443eb29137de889c8cf09a309e339e78fe4592 |
| Hot damn |
| Yeah, it’s not like he has any impact on the market! |
| 😂🫵 this guys a boot licker, if you think the president isn't affecting the market you're delusional |
| Reduction of funds isn’t the only way to attack education. There is no culture of education. Families don’t care. Half the government doesn’t want your kids going to college so their kids have less competition. The other half is too afraid to do literally anything. |
| Speaking of Greenland, isn’t 🥭 busy also running Venezuela? Or did he appoint Dennis Rodman to run the country? |
| Who said anything about China? Europe just stops producing and servicing existing ones. Simple as that. Sorry, no machinas for sale segnior! Je ne compris pas?! Hello? Hsss, tsss... you're cutting off. |
| #finnishtungstenmafia\n\n$EQR from ASX will print like no tomorrow. Check skyrocketing prices on tungsten, EQR is 2x FCF company and risk of dilution is gooone!🔥 easiest pick for ten bagger this year |
| y'all know VIX is spiking right.\n\nit would be extremely funny if it went parabolic and made record ATHs every few days. |
| What are you on about -1% |
| I’ve only lost 90% - stop giving me hope either drain my monthly pay check or make me a millionaire 😡😤 |
| That's when you should realize it's all manipulation.... This is already a fraud and now has another sub level of fraud |
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| Top signal |
| Hmm. I wonder why the fuck we are? It’s as if the entire market is moving based on what he says |
| Lol it's just shitty hedge fund guys promoting doom and gloom. Buy any dip, cause it won't dip for long |
| Only reason I don’t support it is that the measures taken have been half assed.\nMillions more must go. |
| I am french so guys tell me why your leader is that tough\nWe are exporting healthy products, all I got being in New York was platic pizza slice, rainbow/unicorn brownie with more ingredients than needed to build a rocket and eggs whites as skulls |
| I see, it’s Gyna’s Canada |
| I can’t believe infants are using the ‘Hood 😱 |
| All the ult rich are hard and throbbing at the thought of getting a cut of Greenland. Are you sure? |
| She is Japanese, not American duh /s |
| https://preview.redd.it/j82fycrj9beg1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bdc86d10b7a27f586a431e53262888a0f427b5a |
| Every market outside of the US is open, including the LME |
| I think it has potential. It still basically has every software company in an enterprise headlock. No real competition in site (other than Adobe).\n\nThat being said. I did lower my holdings by quite a bit. I expect it to go lower when employees can sell. |
| 🥭 reading the biography of Alexander the great right now |
| I just want US to bomb Iran. Pretty please. |
| I feel obligated to do something at work today instead of secretly trading stocks all day. This double sucks |
| Full port |
| Yeah, the dumbest voters are in charge by their pick. |
| No need to invade Taiwan when it’s already part of China. |
| someone wake up RONNY FROM HIS GRAMPA NAP! |
| God damn even in this sub you guys are obsessed with the president. Go to /r/politics |
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| IIRC this country spends the second most per capita on education. The failures of education are systemic and not monetary |
| Nah brah, calls |
| People still support this… embarrassment and shame doesn’t exist in their world |
| I thought girls only made money through OF, not the stock market. |
| I’ve figured out why us bears are gey- we just constantly take green dildos up the ass 😔 |
| peak cinema |
| Lmao, UK market already green. I guess bears in the UK can only eat beans. |
| Greenland is okay. But let’s just invade Taiwan, |
| And? Will they produce them themselves? Look at Intel. They barely got it up with perfusions. |
| Europoors were only able to bring it down 1% lol. Market open won’t be pretty. |
| It's insane how insane ppl think Bernie's ideas are...or at least how easily convinced people are by the boob tube. \n\nFox is actually super impressive if they weren't such absolute pieces of shit. |
| Speaking of fat cuck, whatever happened to Tom Lee? After the BMNR fraud he just cashed out his bonus and dipped? |
| up 55% over 5 years... kinda dogshit ngl |
| Dunno if that would help you tbf, your issue is less EU vs USA and more you vs. The US calendar |
| I would be disgusted by that. Or if I had a license plate that started with DJT which I’ve seen. I’d have to change it. |
| Yes, I don’t doubt the US would risk war to prevent China from getting their hands on EUV. |
| Yep, gonna 🌮 tomorrow after bloody opening. His family and friends will probably make a ton buying calls at open |
| We are currently contemplating on having an idea of when we can have a meeting about your suggestion to grow a pair. I do believe you have to be more specific, we could start growing 🌽 |
| "The [National Park Service](https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/politics/2025/12/10/trump-nps-mlk-day-juneteenth/87698878007/) eliminated [Martin Luther King Jr. Day](https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2026/01/12/mississippi-alabama-robert-e-lee-state-holiday-on-martin-luther-king-day/88141937007/), along with the Juneteenth federal holiday, from its calendar of free admission days for sites that charge entrance fees. \n\nInstead, the new lineup of fee-free days will include Trump’s June 14 birthday, which is also Flag Day but not a federal holiday. " |
| Let us know when you buy puts so we can buy calls |
| Believe it or not, puts. |
| Well I know the reason. I’ll hold my butt until it happens. |
| Market is closed today. Volume is still low |
| Don’t forget titty tuesday. |
| Even crypto bros gotta admit that 🌽 dive kinda funny |
| Haha! Gotcha!\n🫵🏳️🌈🫵 |
| UpUpUp |
| Thanks |
| In case things really reach this point, that means total war over something significant. |
| I already went in on Umamusume:Pretty Derby based off the last time this happened 🙁 |
| I had a dream |
| https://preview.redd.it/mh800i4z8beg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=171bd8702d03c1da11f3cfbae2ff57fdfcaaec59 |
| It's 8:46 a.m. in ameritardian east coast |
| No. They’ll just ensure ASML no longer produces EUV machines. |
| sounds like u down bad gang |
| How funny would it be if europoors endured a -1% market day, and 🌮 makes us green by tomorrow |
| you are retarded |
| Doubt |
| I don't think Europe is a contender for anything, they are more woke than the US. One man could take out like 12 of em. China wins in the end in case it wasn't clear |
| If you blow your account, just trade on margin and make it back for free. You literally aren’t spending money. It’s literally free money to trade with |
| I just want tor the market to open green and sell my calls and double down on puts. There is no scenario where all of this is bullish. Even with TACO the confidence in US is too damaged |
| 🙂 SI is a short at current levels |
| I love when my president is cool, calm, and collective. I'm missing some love in my life 😭😭 |
| And? will they invade Denmark next? |
| Send a pick of Jeff bezos dick, not your own! |
| I think the next FIFA World Cup will take place in Greenland. |
| Its pathetic how angry I am that the market is closest today. What have I become? |
| Wen taco pls? |
| Only 36 more months to go guys!!! I'm not worried, are you worried? I'm not worried!! |
| This does not bode well. |
| I see she went all in on Krispy Kreme. |
| The US already blew things up in Europe… Nord Stream.\n\nAnd they would absolutely do that again rather than let China get EUV. |
| Hey this phone call is for you think, they’re asking for the dumbest person alive |
| Ofc I loaded up on Vix calls just to be shut out Monday when the Vix is up 20 fucking percent. He can Taco on Tuesday after open. And for fucks sakes can the Europeans grow a fucking pair. |
| Who would’ve thought buying puts when all the real movement is done during pre market was a stupid idea |
| They’ll Nord Stream it. The tech is still owned by the US gov. |
| It’s overnight market. Low volume. |
| How short are they anyway? I thought Dimon was smarter than that |
| Not a main villain tho - he's more like fat bastard |
| Chyyyyna |
| You have to have some connections with the banks. Otherwise, those fuckers are supremely reluctant to give you money. I can only imagine the blowjobs. The guy must’ve given to people for the Bankster, except bitcoin of all things as an investment. |
| When they want, there isnt really a deadline. They already could have done it 2 weeks ago but they are stalling for some reason |
| 🙂 |
| I knew that. I’m such a pinecone |
| > They’ll be required to adhere to their agreements with their partners.\n\n\nAah, like NATO. i see now. You understand that Going against an ally opens a different can of worms. ASML can simply be dissolved. We'll call it LMSA now and it will be governed by the EU body. Wacha gonna do Donald? Put more tarrifs? Invade Tenerife next? Beat yo wife? |
| DJT is an Austin Powers villain fleshed out into real life |
| When does the USS Lincoln get to Iran? Maybe they can fire off some bombs, kill the Ayatollah and the fat retard will forget about Greenland |
| thats why we drill |
| It has been 5 years lil bro. Move on |
| You don’t understand. The U.S. only has a tiny amount of leverage because people still care about what it says, and the country is moving in a direction where its words are rapidly losing all weight.\n\nIf the U.S. were blowing things up in Europe, it would lead to an even more decisive response. Everything about this situation lies entirely with the U.S. and its reckless, monkey president. |
| Stocks Lowkey recovering 🤲🤲 |
| Humans use about 100million barrels of oil per day. A barrel of oil produces about 435kg of CO2 from combustion. \n\nThat’s almost a billion ponds of CO2 per day every day. |
| And one positive one to rip higher. Pretty tough to think puts are safe |
| GOLD 👀👀👀 |
| Trump is not that bad. I mean if he was bad he could have always cancelled MLK day and open the casino. |
| Now is a good time *to die* Mr.Bond |
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| Yes please |
| You are correct that the Fed would buy up the difference. However, in doing so to cap yields, they would also drive domestic investor money out of Treasurys, because Treasurys would not (could not) offer a return that matched inflation.\n\nI read [an interesting Substack post](https://www.macroisdead.com/p/stop-asking-when-the-us-has-already)\nlast week making the case that paying a negative real return on govt bonds is equivalent to a sovereign default. Your bondholders are getting their capital destroyed in the same way as a corporate bankruptcy and restructure.\n\nNo one would hold bonds from a bankrupt government who wasn't legally required to, not domestically and not abroad, and that would become de facto de-dollarization. The USD would become the new Venezuelan bolivar.\n\nThe international market is what gives the USD its value, and Treasurys are how USDs keep flowing abroad. Any country can print its own Monopoly money internally, from Venezuela to the USSR to modern China. But having a freely-traded, super liquid international market is what makes the USD the global reserve. If that international market collapses, the USD just becomes another internal accounting chit. International trade would likely start getting done in Euros or even gold - central banks are buying that up like a Zerohedge commenter. |
| God willing |
| CNR |
| Texas doesn’t believe in holidays |
| JPM sure as fuck doesnt |
| I swear I'd trade snot futes if they would let me today. Big loogy index of coal miner crustys |
| ill try |
| Grab ‘m by the Eskimo’s. |
| Ew, You belong here homie |
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| They are going to defer for the next 3 years. If we get extremely lucky they will rule after the midterms. |
| Of course they work like this - see Nord Stream.\n\nASML will no longer be able to produce EUV lithography machines if they break their agreements with the US. |
| Nah |
| I do too. My job sucks |
| When will it be decided? |
| All it takes is one negative tweet from mango 🙏🧎♂️➡️ |
| This country has been attacking education for years. They want us retarded, working blue collar jobs, and spending our time sports betting |
| My one regret in life is not having the gall to start a business where people just pay me millions and millions of dollars to buy BTC/ETH a few times a month. |
| China |
| Wat dat mean |
| Amerifats vs europoors, who wins? |
| Fierce Green is the only Gatorade. |
| Why is everyone is bunch of fucking pussies nowadays? When did America and our checks and balances get so weak? Didn't take long to ruin 250 years worth of work.\n\nI guess our room temperature IQ is finally coming back to bite us. The law of averages: smart people could only stay in control for so long, it was bound to happen.\n\nI think allllllll of us centrists need to come together and start flexing our muscles. We may lean left or right, but I'm sure the vast majority don't want THIS. |
| I just watched MLK's speech powerful stuff, especially the line,\n\n"I have a Dream that one day financial markets will close on the Monday that is closest to my birthday." |
| Unc 💀 holy millenial… |
| Grape Jolly Ranchers are elite, retard |
| VPN |
| I don't think a lot of people do. I'm just selling CSPs while IV remains elevated. |
| Hmmm do I close my extremely OTM options that are 80% down. But what if they make a come back? Holy dopamine they are gonna come in 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ |
| ASK HER OUR ASK HER OUT ASK HER OUT ❤️ |
| Wait, you work on a Holiday? |
| Do you guys think we have better sled dogs than their sled dogs? I know Alaska has been preparing for this shit. |
| By this time you just sell on Fridays and hope for a weekend of shittery, buy in on Monday and let it ride. |
| They really don't want silver above 93.50 despite it testing that level multiple times today |
| #WSB - a Reddit echo chamber of fa and poosays LMAO 🤌 |
| I feel like I am being cheated out of buying the dip because MLK Jr. |
| last one for today\n\nQuick update on GameStop: \nMy EW model projects a target in the **$59 – $66** range.\n\nThat’s the zone I’m watching. |
| Please stuff your “EW model” up your ass |
| They’ll be required to adhere to their agreements with their partners. Doubt any of their contracts have a “take a break” clause. |
| One of those ultra rare days where I will get to focus on my job instead of looking at lines on a screen |
| Well, nat gas has been heavily shorted and some majorly cold weather and snow is moving south in the US, like very cold. Also Syria took over some gas wells or something. Kind of a safety play too with world instability.\n\nI don't know about mining. |
| Oh yah, Why don’t you write down reasons to be a bull and reasons to be a bear and see just how logical that argument is. Or, you can do the smart thing and investment in parts of the economy/world that have room to run. |
| They don’t want to stand in his way because he will clearly defy them striking it down and it’ll be a constitutional crisis which would be so incredibly bad lol |
| Yep, Uranium will continue to go up, banks will continue to profit, O&G will just keep rising and life will be good\n\nTSX outperformed every other market last year, keep on rolling |
| Starving Greenland will be quicker than Maduro capture |
| Some might say it’s impossible to drain your account when the market is closed.\n\n*enter Europoors* |
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| As it should be |
| Just learned the hard way about Theta 🥴 |
| They do that anyways in Mississippi. |
| INSHALLAH |
| They can’t even afford to pay interest or the military how can they afford to buy an island lmao |
| Gatorade tastes like somebody poured that disgusting grape jolly rancher into a bottle.\n\nwhy? who? |
| It'll be abused right away sadly |
| Spy to 550 again? |
| Bought and sold some QQQ puts around close for a quick profit Friday. Wish I held them. Market never gives me fair warning. |
| We still hiding in gold and silver and bronze? 👀😝 |
| Quick get a gay couple from Europe to start twerking and tag mango so he increases tariffs to 150% |
| umm guiz, dont want to alarm anyone but my stonks arent stonking |
| Yeah, things dont really work like this. ASML can be ok, ZEISS is still a thing, and other miriad of suppliers. It;s enough for some of them to boycot ASML just enough to prevent ASML doing their job. |
| So Calls it is |
| When market closed it disrupts our space time rhythm, so we come here to make sense of the world |
| Just be careful because a lot of those fish are sharks 🦈 |
| My concern with canceling the tariffs is Trump looking, and finding, a more f’ed up way to get what he wants in their place and going for it. |
| Ironically, my cat’s name is Mango. |
| buying EU sovereign stocks leaders, OVHGROUP in cloud and EUTELSAT in satellites. Already up 10% today. EU has no choice now but invest in their "good enough" leaders to develop them and reduce dependency to the US |
| You mean silver? |
| There's only one person who benefits from blowing up NATO and the transatlantic partnership, and holds Dementia Don's leash with his kompromat. |
| Pornhub is blocked in my state for age verification BS. WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?!?!?! |
| Why are either of those better than SLV? |
| Idk sometimes I think the literacy tests for voting isn’t such a bad idea. |
| Why natural gas specifically? And how do you think junior mining exploration companies would do on a day like today? |
| Quick update on PayPal: \nMy EW model projects a target in the **$99 – $108** range.\n\nThat’s the zone I’m watching. |
| Nasdaq futures blood red down 1.5% and dropping |
| 🎶Things I once thought\nUnbelievable\nIn my life\nHave all taken place🎶 |
| Hey Alexa, play diamonds in the rough |
| Dress rehearsal behind Wendy’s at 8pm tonight. Make sure you shower beforehand |
| Ain’t no way with that military spending you need extra land |
| Highly likely, unless trump got something on them |
| Get ready everybody\n\nHe's about to do something stupid |
| Quiet kid, The real traders are trading |
| Declaring war on NATO? Lmao obviously bullish. Duhh |
| treasury futures are open today, its 2bps higher right now |
| All in nat gas |
| They can’t, per their agreement with the US. You realize that if ASML gets cute with the government they’ll get Nord Stream’d, right? Nobody is playing around here - the tech is far too sensitive to risk it falling into the wrong hands. It is certainly in the best interest of ASML to continue cooperating with the US. |
| Imagine thinking there's only the NYSE or NASDAQ lol |
| How likely is it that the Supreme Court cancels the tariffs? And how long does it take? I'm a europoor so I have no clue what's actually going on |
| Zeta time |
| Ignoring illegal immigration entirely the public schools are graduating kids from high school who can’t read |
| Tim Hortons coffee, followed by the headlights of the car getting so covered in Snow that they gotta pull off to the side of the road and wipe them off. Then government job where they day trade all day, then some POUTINE for supper |
| Quick update on AMC: \nMy EW model projects a target in the **$2.30 – $2.72** range.\n\nThat’s the zone I’m watching. |
| That’s no way to raise a child. Rewarding bad behavior is a recipe for a little entitled shitbird. |
| Just go for it. The world is ending anyways, so you'll only feel humiliated for a couple more weeks and it'll all be over. |
| I think ASML can simply take a vacation for the next turbulent period. When shit breaks, they'll call back as soon as they return to office. |
| They are getting fucked by this nonesense too, European arms production on the other hand🚀\n\nBuying American weapons to placate them quite clearly is not the move anymore. |
| 🥭 just wanted to make European markets red on one of our special days when NY is closed |
| He's staying in the 90s and I want to join him |
| Why would Biden do this again? |
| Hasn't stopped him b4 |
| Too big to fail? Or "Fuck it, we're taking all of you with us" to fail? |
| On my hands and knees praying for mango to post something bad about the EU is peak trading. \n\nIf you’re new you wouldn’t understand, there’s levels to this shit. |
| Grow a pair and tell her. |
| Buying some exploration companies on TSX and then chilling, wait till Tuesday to play SLV |
| Apologies, and then some more |
| Welp, guess it's time to practice twerking. |
| My old cousin who allegedly has a good programmer job still has a 720p 32inch TV. |
| Enjoy relative stability of O&G, LNG, and bank stocks. Maybe suffer a small dip, hopefully thats all. Keep collecting my dividends and reinvesting on pullbacks. |
| I think mango saw MLK, and thought in meant MILK. So here we are, promoting milk. |
| I don't have either of those in my positions lists. Fuck em. |
| I thought the market was about investing in companies that make money not having to chase or run from random tweets. What a time to be alive or not? 🤷♂️ |
| Brain rot |
| I like keepin families together too. I will settle for two sisters |
| All that risk just to give half of it back in taxes… |
| Dear Amerifats. Are you planning to remove the scissors from the orange 🐒? |
| Send an unsolicited dick pic to find out! |
| Bruh 🥭 doesn’t understand Greenland doesn’t consent |
| #THE GAME IS RIGGED |
| People have been saying this for a year now while the market keeps going up lmfao |
| US is too big to fail. EU ain’t doing shit lol |
| Last year he told a report that because of what he did he wouldn't be go in heaven. I think its more because Obama got one so he wants one too lol. He hate Bide n and Obama. |
| For Canadians, what is your plan today? |
| Why do you think gold and silver have gone mad over last 12 months. |
| And don't forget the weak ass dollar. This is an artificial ATH. Although, dickhead will definitely continue to weaken it bc who the hell will ever trust us for the next 3 years?\n\nSo let's keep ripping off more ATHs! What's the name of that show again? 1M is the new 100k? |
| That's what gold and silver is |
| Historically checks out |
| And? They will cease operations and move some people. I'm sure they can figure shit out. As far as i see they're kinda smart people. |
| Puts gonna be expensive af tomorrow and then they will theta fuck you. |
| Goog down 2% on tsx |
| Dude, just ask her out. If she says no, oh well. Plenty of fish in the sea if you take good care of yourself |
| mango would do a great job running a place like panama, or congo |
| I cant believe this epstein disciple actually got elected again now that its his last term he doing fuck all and everyone in the White House mini diddys just sucking their master. |
| Probably Greenland will become TRUMPLAND |
| I mean at some point people are gonna stop playing whatever retarded game the orange fatty wants and just wait it out someplace else (market wise) and I feel this is rapidly approaching |
| He thinks the prize will get him into Heaven |
| Some futures and other instruments are open |
| Like 🥭with Greenland? |
| Futures are still trading |
| We need to put this piece of shit in timeout ASAP. He is worse than Joffrey Baratheon |
| Are futes futing yet? |
| It's not a guideline when we have to keep showing up and saving everyone. |
| i have a crush on a girl, but I'm not sure if she's into me |
| Fuck stocks, I really want to know where the 10Y yield goes tomorrow 💀 |
| What’s with all the people posting as if market is open today? Are they bots programmed to post M-F or are they just dumb? |
| Won’t let me attack my ally?? I’ll increase tariffs (taxes) on my own people |
| Even better |
| I’m working on a time machine to get Bernie Sanders elected back in 2016. |
| Just think about all the money you are not losing today. Just turn on PornHub and enjoy yourself for once. |
| Peter Thiel and cathie wood keep trimming tsler.... I love to see it |
| I have a nagging feeling you’re a jackass |
| Just open it for like 5 minutes for good behavior |
| I guess Trump had puts |
| Fifa president tried to sugar coat Mango with that shitty peace award, but the mad man cannot be stopped. |
| Volatility is the best currency |
| Look where they are. |
| Criminal trump and his crooks are doing worse shit |
| Nah, Epstein files |
| Hodl |
| Even if in order for it to happen spx goes -2% and ndx -3%? |
| Thinkorswim: if you don’t have at least $20,000 don’t even open our app |
| Kinda thinking today will be a good day. I can't lose anything if the Casino is closed. |
| Qqq to -1% by the time Robinhood starts showing individual stocks tonight, then -.5% when overnight trading starts then green by open 🎤 |
| $100 is the real starting line. Will grow exponential after that |
| Seriously waiting for Mango to name a city after himself. Not sure if a US city or maybe a city in Mexico |
| This is a serious sub where people come to discuss matters of financial importance, not a hangout for jokes |
| *FIBER*🫴 |
| Hoping 🥭 doesn't 🌮 until after market opens tomorrow morning. Looking like I might finally make money on some Vix calls. |
| > Cymer\n\nLook who owns them. |
| Everyone with more than two brain cells |
| Pimco said they are moving away from the ameeican market because of an unpredictable government. Donnie once again shot himself in the leg. Ufff |
| Hey guys, it's 2026 and it is okay talk about our feelings here. How is trump making *you* feel? This is your safe space. |
| You got me all messed up |
| Here's hoping SLV hit $100 today |
| I have a dream that one day this nation will keep the casino opened 24 hours a day. Thank you for your attention to this matter! |
| ALLY no one can afford to live anymore without living on credit |
| Gold +1.75%\nCorn: -2.70\nS&P: -1.14\nOil: -0.54 |
| Short term CALLS on HOOD, Long term PUTS. long term CALLS (LEAPS) on BULL, short term PUTS |
| im convinced 🥭 is gonna attack greenland and do martial law to cancel elections |
| When does the tanking start? |
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| Because I only short it so people can pay less. |
| LMAO |
| I multiplied my portfolio last year what are you on about ameritard |
| The higher the better |
| Get a grip |
| Unless you get the margin call |
| VIX 20 is a good thing, right? |
| Seriously for fucks sake |
| schrodinger plate |
| I want a puppy. Actually 2, brother and sister from same litter. I’m not breaking up families. I have morals |
| Listen guys. The only reason the S&P isn’t in hell right now isn’t because the market is strong. It’s not acting strong now because Europe thinks everything is going to be ok. It’s strong now because institutions need time to unwind their retirement funds and other obligations/investments worths 100’s of billions of dollars. Sell it all. |
| Might have to sit around and hit the Cart-in Luther King all day if I can’t trade |
| #Time to recognize TARIFFLAND as a country |
| Or, and just hear me out, you do everything you can to have the midterms actually happen in an as fair and accessible as possible fashion? |
| I expect them to be ok. I expect sentiment to shift in q1 though and people will no longer be ok with just positive guidance as we’ve seen in the meme sectors |
| For those that are wondering spy is roughly at $684 and qqq at $617. |
| Will nvidia ever outperform spy again? |
| Don’t be a bearrorist, change your life, wounds will heal and you’ll be the one partying with champagne instead of gangbanging each other inside caves waiting for humanity failure before coming out again. |
| 🌮 sent a ranting letter to a gov that doesn’t decide Nobel prizes and whose territory doesn’t include Greenland \n\nJFC |
| Can we all just chill and get back to the only things that really matters in life- making as much Money as humanly possible |
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| rotated out from us to aus all ords + cash in aud just before friday.. i dont expect anywhere to be great but i just want to preserve what i can and here seems best back to actual physical assets and a currency not held together by sticky tape and hope. All ords was down 0.34% today... still better than what the futures is showing for the tech stocks. |
| Norway chooses peace nobel. All other nobels are decided by Sweden. |
| Impatiently waiting for the big beautiful obituary |
| In Honor of MLK the supreme court needs to get off their ass and do something this week |
| I have done this partially with IDVO and FRDM, a few weeks after the stupid liberation day. Both have smashed the S&P since then. I add periodically. Managed ETFs better than broad all world imo. Also prefer to avoid too much China exposure (which is why I looked into FRDM). |
| 'Dear Jonas, I lost money on calls so now I'm going all in puts. It's your fault I'm regarded!' |
| Lmao stocks price goes down = bankrupt, I'm sure that's how it works. |
| No dumb 🌈 🐻 you’ll see 400 shrek dildos inside your back before 700 but you’ll reach 1000 if you keep shorting trust me bro |
| Russia and China get the west coast, Mexico the south border, Canada north's, Europe the east coast... Yep sounds good to me! |
| I also had a dream, that my regarded friends would be able to trade me every holiday |
| Why did I just read under Tesla stock news that the Chinese ev tariff lift will benefit them the most? Like we went to China cause we’re tired of shitty teslas😂 the news is so wrong |
| It’s so scary that we have to worry about this… 😢 |
| Trump about to to something even more ridiculous to cause civil pushback so he can declare special measures.\n\nCan’t wait for what it is. |
| After posting a sarcastic joke, I now understand it is hard for some of you to discern sarcasm. 😂 \n\nwe all have it, it’s ok. |
| Yup. All that “checks and balances” bullshit we were fed in school and this fucker is allowed to trash the country like a toddler that didn’t get his way. He even has the diaper. |
| Don't you mean retardless? |
| Donny turning world history into a WWE wrestling plotline |
| Nice personality you got there |
| Idk man. Boomers are pretty fucking happy about their market returns since he took office. |
| Don't short meme tickers |
| Why tf am I seeing news that China's birthrate fell everywhere? Bruh they have 1.4 billion people. Literally who gives a fuck? |
| Nothing is fair is Mango’s USA |
| House always wins |
| Never thought I’d get to the point where I trust China more than my govt |
| 🥹🌹 |
| But Taiwan just had their tariffs slashed. And ASML has monopoly doesn't matter how much you tariff it. |
| line only go up |
| Another brand new peace but this time call it the ‘Prize Of The Nobel Peace’. Lots of gold and he’s allowed to keep it forever. |
| I literally laughed out loud |
| At this rate, WWIII is going to be the US vs LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE.. all because of 🥭 |
| Likewise ameritard |
| Don’t point at them.\n\nWe the proud 🐂 never get involved in talks with bearrorist, especially the most dangerous ones, the 🌈 🐻 caught with pants down and 🙌 inside the empty 🍯 |
| Don like europoors. Nothin personal. Jus don like em. |
| Market closed, freezing outside, market red, and constipated. ☠️ |
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| Knock it off. Stop Shilling Stop Spamming. |
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| Black guy? It's Morgan freeman you uncultured swine |
| Webull: you’ve got $65? Hell yeah brother trade 1oz gold futes. Just make sure you’ve got $230 to hold it overnight. \n\nRobinhood: you’ve got $303.60? Hell yeah brother. Trade 1oz gold. But first, make sure you have a minimum of $1000 in your account, also we don’t have day trading margins, we’ll auto close positions right before prices move, and have shit trading hours. \n\n\nRobinhood actually fucking sucks, but Webull stock fucking sucks. |
| I’m trying to figure out which 8 wars 🍊 is referring to? |
| Panicans |
| You think the midterms will happen peacefully and fair? |
| Gotta be PLTR hasn't it? |
| Midterms cannot come soon enough |
| casino might be closed but your options are still getting theta fucked regardless 🫵😂 |
| Can we get bro a peace prize so that everything goes quiet and the markets can consistently pump? |
| Is there a polymarket for 🥭 to speak on MLK day against civil rights? |
| Do you expect tech earnings to be good? |
| Ouchy ouchy Mistress Nikki whiplash stretched me out again 😭 |
| That's a pretty tame response considering the shit that's been happening the past year, Norway prime minister should consider pointing the middle finger too and say "fuck you orange retard" in that thick Norwegian accent |
| Maybe that means on the tail end of his term there will be an epic blow off top into a depression for the new democrat president 2 months in. |
| Moral of the story, the EU needs to get a hold of the Epstein files and start blackmailing mango with them, or else he's going to keep bullying them. |
| This wouldn't have happened if you didn't import millions of people for votes who rely on welfare btw |
| Temu? |
| How can the market be closed on one of the 5 days of the year when you have the most opportunity to make money? |
| The rational gops are dems now. Orangutans running the ship. |
| Careful big bro, mod threatened me with a 2 week ban here for roasting that sub LOL |
| Yep green by open tuesday |
| Imagine being on the brink of WW3 because a Nobel Peace prize... |
| Fifa already did this |
| You’re not a 🐂 but a filthy 🌈 🐻 with anus destroyed since liberation day.\n\nYou want young 🐂 to fall for your trap but it won’t happen, get back to your vaseline / lube ‘cause that green shrek dildo is going to tear you apart young 🌈 🐻 |
| Don't have to imagine |
| \*\*MAGA IS A CULT!\*\* who said that? |
| SLV is not going to do the dippy hour today, fam. |
| Yes |
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| V already starting and market only opens in 24 hours🤣 |
| there is a 0% chance that i would have held past 100k let alone 2 mil. I want to say well done but feel like this could have just as easily ended in a loss porn video where you showed that you were up 1 mil, didnt sell, and lost it all |
| this is how I know we're in a simulation |
| Where is your source? GDP growth stats are inflation adjusted. |
| We see spy 400 before 700 right? |
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| Probably a good idea to remove him from office. Congress needs to grow a pair. |
| Can we just dump so all the CSP theta fuckers can lose money pls |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/s/jU1nMFsh1s |
| All that for a drop of blood |
| Oh yeah they been really on point lately. Great indicator... |
| we can now once again squeeze 2 people per seat to double revenue passenger miles |
| Ending flat today. Mods flair me if true pls |
| Dear Jonas Norway inventor of Norway |
| It’s only funny if WSB 🥭 dick riders lose money, otherwise, no. |
| This is the worst timeline. |
| How dare you... |
| How to sell calls when market is closed? |
| Imagine how booming things would be right now if the Orange Man just didn't say anything ever. |
| 🥭 burner acct found |
| I've seen a few and they were immediately removed because it's actual conservatives indirectly questioning if their president was truly retarded. Those subs were already exposed to be monitored by Turning Point USA staffs, they do not actually care about conservatives and just want to keep the narrative that he is the 2nd coming of God's chosen one. With that said, calls because he will TACO since there's actual risk EU decides to align with China |
| He just want his Peace Nobel prize lol. Someone make one for him before this Tuesday please. |
| Bullish on the TSX today, markets trending back up slowly and were not involved in this tariff war anyways, selling our canola and lobster to the chinese for a handful of cars, metals up, could be a good day. |
| Imagine your favorite Beaver was assassinated |
| I’m looking forward to tomorrow morning when the market opens at it’s bottom and I can stare futilely at my impotent positions. |
| Downvote for 🥭, Upvote for literally anyone else |
| DAX? What is this, Deep Space 9? |
| 20 years of trying to put everything back together |
| The moment ASML violates the controls is the moment they get Nord Stream’d. that tech is waaay too sensitive for the US to risk it falling into the hands of the wrong people. |
| Canadian here. Can someone explain this mlk day thing? Do we have an equivalent here? Is it like valentines day or something? Ty. |
| My portfolio always tops when I decide to buy <1 month calls without fail. And then I stop doing it, forget it after a year or so, and do it again. |
| my put shuld be itm by now!!!! |
| Imagine the guy from the Apprentice starting a war with Europe over greenland |
| I so wish to be in that alternate universe where the bullet didn't graze mango man's ear |
| You’re the one doing the trading |
| Didn’t the one time tax hit take their EPS from like ~$8 to like $1.7 or something. Plus they keep spending big on AI, which isn’t new, they have been spending big this entire time. Idk if the last earnings really showed a drastic increase. I think the market just panicked and dumped the stock. Hopefully the next earnings sets everything straight and META goes back to trading in low 30s P/E like most of the other mag 7 |
| Airlines saving $100s of millions because of ozempic is reducing weight of mostly American passengers |
| I do have to stress - the people in sub, when it comes to international policies, are far more grounded and logical than Orangutan in chief. \nThey are massively in favor in Ukraine, in Nato, in Iran, massively against Israel. \nAnd also - massively against aquisition of Greenland. |
| You mean Sweden? |
| "Considering you counrry did not give m the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS,” Trump wrote in the text message, according to Støre. “I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America.” |
| I’m a bull. Yes, this is the END. It’s always THE END. No, this time is for real. The media is always right. The market will never ever recover. Please go crazy and short tomorrow. |
| I can't tell if it's all bots or are they actually that delusional. I know most left leaning people will say the latter but I'm always interested to hear what rational gops think |
| i refuse to identify as poor therefore i will not indulge myself with such an inferior market |
| Well it's up to you to decide when to open the door in this case. What if you open it on Wednesday or a year from now |
| Futures only down 1% after all the dumbassry that was said this weekend.\n\nCalls. |
| There was it was nuked because rank and file were not on board with it. |
| but they have not been breaking since last couple of weeks have they |
| The uncurible epstien island kind |
| It is. Right here. |
| Dune's sand has better spice anyway |
| Abraxane has sold tens of billions of dollars. A huge success. |
| It is awfully slippery there, icy. Too bad. |
| I have a leap for next year 99 strike. Hoping it gets above. 140 by next year |
| they'll huff regimium till they overdose, I only go to that sub sometimes to lose more faith in my fellow americans |
| If I was Norway's president, I'm not sure if I'd have the restraint to remain professional and not simply reply 'suck my balls idiot' to 🥭 |
| Silver market still open. bored MMs going to manipulate today? |
| Wait till you discover the europoor market |
| Wait until you smell my supply |
| More like all your coworker’s desks |
| casino closed but i still gotta work. Thank obamna |
| But if supply goes up price goes down |
| No because they’re not from the same blockchain |
| Still better than nothing, though XD. |
| Maybe it has finally bottomed out.\n\nBut yeah why did it even drop so low? |
| Nobody's perfect |
When something so absurdly stupid happens, I usually go to conservative sub so I can check if they are thinking the same. \nBut this time there isn't even a topic on the morning mail to Norway. \nThat is wiiiiiiiiiiild\n\nEDIT: THERE WAS SUCH TOPIC! And it was deleted, as pointed out by fellow redditors: \n Blocked www.reddit.com |
| [insert stock] will destroy everything you know and love |
| Crazy to think we all ended up in the alternate universe where an old man with dementia can destroy your port in a single tweet |
| Because I don't own it. |
| Unpopular Opinion: Sports card collecting ie. "ripping packs" is just a way to get kids addicted to gambling. Calls on DKNG |
| I’m gonna lose my all money this week buying shorted calls at open |
| Randy won that |
| I have a dream….that all our calls will print |
| No respite for commies! |
| Futures getting yippy |
| Come on! We all know that the dark side hates sand. |
| Don’t bring us regards into this |
| Bearrorists mad that markets are closed today 🫵😂🫵😂 |
| Now he’s going to release Cripto, the world’s first spite coin. |
| By the time the market opens 🥭 will be demanding Planet Tatooine because they have tremendous sand and sand is now critical to national security. 🇺🇸🪐 |
| Pull my finger for the answer |
| Gonna go with its snowing in Florida. |
| Crypto waving 👋🏽 |
| 110% the reason why he wants it so badly |
| I'm still at work |
| Congress is filled and run by his hand picked ghouls? Rs run all 3 branches |
| He would just counter with “no takebacksies!” |
| And to think, on top of it, there are 2 other supposedly equal branches of government that could step in and do something about it any time they want. And neither is gonna do a goddamn thing. Don’t want embarrass myself by getting serious on a WSB thread, but yeesh, kind of fucked up to see in real time that everything you were taught about your country’s government (“checks and balances” and all that) was a lie, or at least incredibly naive. |
| "listen up limbrul"\n\n \ndestroys the market (again) |
| Market is closed because of some fraudulent cheating activist loser who did underage orgies for his elite buddies behind closed doors |
| You must know how Trump would react to that right? Get the prize, boast about it all the time and ignore all future contact from the Nobel committee as deranged. They would hardly seize it back by force. |
| Why is natural gas up 13.5% |
| Aim higher |
| I'm going to be so surprised when I'm vaporized in .1ms. Not sure how I'll live with myself |
| Eventually this will catch up to them and the stock will collapse. Starting to believe the people predicting a recession in 2027. The cycle esoterics line up well. |
| If congress doesn’t step in now, when will they? America doomed |
| You all know American would not have independence if was not for France? 🤣😂😅🤣 |
| (TruthSocial ETFs/their funds are also the play lol) but yes. My money doesn’t care about my feelings. |
| Best decision if you hate making money |
| I almost forgot that Obama got a peace prize , thats probably where all this is stemming from , thats how petty and childish 🥭is |
| That is not true. |
| Yes |
| I’m still struggling to fathom the size of 🥭s ego, these White House plaques are crazy. Really feels like a South Park episode. |
| WAR and NATO as top trackers in the thread lmao |
| We're going to see a photo of a blindfolded polar bear in pawcuffs soon |
| Spy down 1.5%, msci europe down 1.1%, qqq down 2%.\n\nUranium and uranium miners and silver miners finally gapping up quite a bit (10+%). I'm tempted to drop in more money. |
| I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of your mothers. |
| MLK would want the markets open today |
| Taco 🌮 mode is activated |
| When you’ve got a conman who only cares about making money in office, buy his fucking ETFs or at least buy what they are invested in. Because that’s basically going to be the Mangopelosi trade.\n\nMoney doesn’t give a fuck about morals. |
| Just chill. |
| It's gone on for way more than 2 decades. |