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| So the goal is to use tariffs to reduce tariffs from other countries and lower non tariff barriers…what the fuck kind of mental gymnastics is this 🤡🤡 |
| This may be hard for you to hear. Not everyone is broke. |
| I feel like Pete hegseth would fit in here well\n\nLike he states he is going to order pizza randomly to throw off monitoring systems\n\nA normal person would not say anything and then just order a little bit from a whole bunch of places\n\nLittle pizza, little Chinese, little Mediterranean \n\nI just feel like he would be in here with his market manipulation talk about MMs etc |
| We can check back again there too. But ultimately anything that short is unpredictable. At least in my view. |
| WATER |
| I just use it to track my macros. Everyone I personally know in TW has a subscription and uses it a lot, especially at work. |
| You must be Canadian. |
| btc less then 50% of ath |
| # cash gang feels so good.\n\n# stoopid bols LMAO |
| https://preview.redd.it/7yk9hmio2glg1.png?width=395&format=png&auto=webp&s=2825d32838f04673c85f5ef2946d4433a5d2cf9f\n\n |
| Healthcare\n\n+1,089,734,656,000.00%\n\nLol seems accurate to me |
| Few years ago i promised myself - if NVDA gets to 200, i sell everything and take my family to vacation.\nNVDA hits 200. I sell. I take family to vacation.\nCompany gives me bonus for being the ugliest boy.\nI decide *500 is good place to full port MSFT, it got legs*\nI full port at 505.\nI cry. |
| SPY should climb higher most of the day. I will add above $680.00 all day |
| The bubble is coming |
| Man, the wire s2 had so many Easter Eggs for what we know now… |
| Say he actually does - who is paying out when everything is in fucking shambles |
| If you do then you can become a cool YouTube crypto bro in your lambo someday. |
| I just cancelled my subscription. Open AI generates some slop code and can’t reason through simple problems. |
| The boomers buying metals and foreign etfs in the good years elected a zombie to rule so their zombie prepping paid off. |
| My wife's boyfriend doesn't work and he said to shut my mouth. |
| All dumps leads to green |
| Have you ever considered winning? |
| Have you met theta? |
| Entire market dying love to see it |
| Taking a shit on company’s dime |
| Thats why its going up 🙂 |
| Reject humanity: this is your Joker moment |
| Grilled cheese |
| How do people afford new cars? Is everyone just okay with debt up to your eyeballs? I am amazed at the debt people go into for a car. It’s almost as bad of a financial decision as me trading stocks. |
| There’s a statistical probability we may have a circuit breaker today |
| ewwww |
| Yeah maybe if you’re in Asian markets. You can go ETF I suppose. |
| 6,000,000,000 watts |
| it's like storing your water supply in an ice cube in the backyard |
| I didn't realize people literally trade off news articles still |
| I think you're probably wrong |
| Green day's best album was Dookie\n\n\nJust saying all green leads to dump |
| You sound like someone on the bbby or amc subreddit |
| We are still in the stratosphere. |
| Pivoted to being a gold maxi. |
| Hang in there. Hope things turn around soon. |
| You’ll be alright. Tomorrow might surprise you. \n\nKeep it moving brother |
| # imagine not being cash gang LMAO |
| Okay what if people might call you a penis |
| The reason GDP is so low is all the time we all spend trading and dry stroking our schmeat in the bathroom at work instead of being productive |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Well yeah he knew he wasnt a one term president and he also knew he would be a one term president if he went and put his money in the printer first term. But he told us all out in the open the printer in right there and everybody thst can uses it. But I'm saying who in his family gets in on this round. When's my turn |
| How much money you lost this month |
| If polumarket works like options where you can sell contracts, then yea that's easy money because regards find it funny to buy 'yes' and the smart ppl are making some money. but idk im regarded and have no clue how that works |
| Immediately raise 15% global tariffs |
| Wat fo lunch |
| 👲🇨🇳 Lower tarrif for me same price for you now 💰 |
| SOMEONE CHECK WITH MICHAEL SAYLOR ASAP |
| Sounds a lot more like a Rob Schneider film |
| “Store of value” drops 50% value for no reason. |
| Yesterday was bottoming. At least for AMD. Short squeeze with all the dummies that’ll be taking puts, will only fly higher after Nvidia earnings MWHAHAHAAHAH\n\nYall will have to buy my calls on Thursday |
| Wtf I sold all my AMD positions yesterday 🤡 |
| Funny how Open AI dramatically slashes its stated spending plan once the market stopped reflexively treating any and all AI capex as mega bullish.\n\nJust telling the market whatever it wants to hear, and counting on nobody checking to see if they followed through. |
| If you think shares got cheap because of fake negativity, you should buy and thank the hedge funds and MM for the discount. |
| Putting the money in Kioxia and Hynix instead of that loser stock |
| this right here folks is why msft will continue to tumble |
| 1. Enact tariffs on everything even penguins.\n\n2. Raise prices.\n\n3. Strike down tariffs.\n\n4. Collect the refunds.\n\n5. Keep prices the same.\n\nBrilliant move tbh |
| oh, great - another NFLX/Paramount story on CNBC |
| they got cancelled no joke.\n\nThe tariff mess all but killed that |
| Use that prompt on one of those Video gernating AI sites I dare you! |
| I thought the majority of IBMs business was cloud solutions? Like server infrastructure. What does that have to do with their ability to write code? |
| you just know that massive unwarranted green dildo at open is coming lmao |
| With vibes man |
| # maybe I am gonna buy corn at $0. just maybe.\n\n# LMAO thinking of all those trapped corn bros around the world |
| Alright guys\n\nLost 15% YTD because I was gambling with 0dte FML\n\nSold off 75% of my position in tqqq\n\nI have a bunch of shorter term puts and still have all my call options spread out over the year\n\nI am ready for a crash\n\nI am also good if the market pumps, but please pick a direction |
| the year is 2026 and you are still investing in MAG7 stocks? sorry brotha thats on you. |
| 0-3 checks out and if I do use it its minor stuff. Won't get me to pay for it. |
| Haha keep the cash! Might as well get SOME $$ back. |
| we will spend trillions in capex and make it back through $20 monthly subscriptions |
| Strategy would like word. |
| My grandfather works at Nintendo and he says listen, if you call here again, I'm going to call the police |
| Turns out they don’t want to hear the truth. |
| Imagine if the SEC took anything seriously |
| Who cares how many jobs they add? You Gen Zers don’t work anyways |
| AMD calls go brrr |
| When are we going to upgrade our puny plumbing systems so I don't clog the toilet with my massive shits? |
| Buttcoin maxis need maxi pads for all this bleeding |
| What I've been saying to my friends is that people will decide which AI to back by trying out their free versions, and which ever works best for them will be the one they choose going forward. Google is winning this so hard, you don't even have to know the name of the product, just google.com, and then click AI mode or whatever. |
| sam altman is kinda hot THERE I SAID IT |
| my QQQ calls love the sound of that! |
| Let me know when its 50/50. Ill take out a new mortgage on my house and max out all my credit cards. |
| Get real mate. If trump did that, youd very clearly call it out as both draconian and authotarian |
| Lmao remember Oklo, hope it continues to drill |
| You haven't used Codex then I'm assuming? |
| Put it all on Red. |
| Fun fact, the Don has become a billionaire recently. Generational wealth has already been made for them. |
| Yeah true. That u/VOO_bull_forever guy is a pure regard |
| Lisa put on the 10 inch strap, and told Jensen to bend over and call her mommy |
| https://preview.redd.it/cqb5eduv1glg1.jpeg?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e17cb95a89053fc8524439de229d569ccee5fadd |
| META to 600, MSFT to 350, AMZN to 190, GOOGL to 300 |
| TSLA will be intimately tied to NVDA earnings |
| "Will Jesus Christ return before 2027?" is at 4% Yes lmao |
| I vibe coded JPM last night, how do I launch it? |
| Exactly. People don't realize how corrupt these assholes are. That money is fucking GONE. |
| What’s with this +/- $.75 move on the SPY right now? |
| "Bullish" I say as I don my clown makeup. Please Jah let this thing go ripski beyblade stylee |
| That’s why you shit it out. |
| My father works at SPY and he says don't panik.\n\n |
| XOM and LMT are the biggest reasons it up. |
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| Yep, they've been focusing on handling the load the models will require rather than the actual models it seems. Why waste money on research when you can just distill OpenAI's/Anthropic's latest model for less than a million. |
| Get in then! Cyclical RAM market is over, we’re gonna plaster the whole planet with those fucking things |
| If it were as capable of a tool as their marketing suggests they wouldn't need to sell it to jack and jill. They would just use the tool themselves. I don't think I can dumb it down any further for you. |
| Let’s go intu. |
| Yup. Have similar bill I (customer) paid to FedEx |
| What Anthropic has been releasing are essentially just instructions for specific uses. They're not models trained explicitly for those tasks. All LLMs have a hard context window limit, with some pushing up to 1 million tokens (Claude is currently rolling this out iirc) but even then, their capabilities break down significantly once that is hit, which will happen for enterprise-level codebases and doc stores. Once hit, Claude will compress it's working context memory which almost always leads to loss of information. The agents then end up in a loop where each new task requires some degree of scanning the codebase which is incredibly expensive when using API calls (which is now required for all Claude automation tasks). Then you need to consider things like organization testing and QA conventions, security and vulnerabilities, compliance and regulation context. At that point, the LLM is guaranteed to produce some invalid outputs. I have Anthroptic's own disclaimer on the new COBOL skill below.\n\ntldr - until LLM context windows is orders of magnitudes larger, they wont be able to replace humans completely.\n\n>Strategic planning with expert oversight\n\n>This is where human judgment becomes essential. Your COBOL engineers bring the understanding of regulatory requirements, business priorities, operational constraints, and risk tolerance that AI cannot.\n\n>The planning phase develops a detailed roadmap that sequences modernization work strategically:\n\n>AI suggests prioritization based on the risks, dependencies, and complexity it identified during analysis.\n\n>Your team reviews these recommendations and decides which components to modernize first based on business value, technical risk, and organizational priorities.\n\n>This is also when your team defines the target architecture, code standards, and integration requirements for modernized components.\n\n>Code testing and validation are also defined before any code changes:\n\n>AI designs preliminary function tests that verify migrated code produces identical outputs to legacy COBOL. \n\n>Your team decides whether those tests are sufficient, which business scenarios need manual validation by subject-matter experts, and what performance benchmarks the modernized components need to meet. |
| https://preview.redd.it/hmisvren1glg1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df3f71c61169810f07a9a6533022b1988abb28d8 |
| Why does I seem like everyday someone else is coming out saying that an a certain industry is going away, the bubble will burst, or something negative about the market. I had never seen so many people saying that things could go bad. Someone was comparing software to the newspaper industry. I really think the hedge funds and MM want retail out of stocks. Seems fishy |
| Not all the options are dependent on stock price increases. The first is simply deploying 1GW of compute. The terms don't seem very clear from the announcement though. |
| 🌽 is a mess |
| That's the thing though I'm not convinced that everyone has started chasing yet |
| If you didnt make money on AMD just then ... |
| # LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| The whole point is to have everything available cheaply and conveniently, like early Netflix. Having to pick and choose and constantly cancel stuff just adds unnecessary complication.\n\nWhich is why piracy is going up again. |
| Just trying to get as many bers as possible to pile in before the rocket ship to the stratosphere |
| I remember that episode of the Simpsons |
| My point is “providing biometric data to be allowed to scroll Reddit” not as bad as “Trump” |
| Time to roll the money into tech |
| I think I’m going to take the gift of a Green Day and call it boys. |
| Lets fuckin gooo IOVA |
| Feudalism is coming back in a big way. Get ready to be a serf if you aint got gold |
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| 🧸 |
| Been there. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/AlfrescoDog** bet **VIR** goes from **10.28** to **10.49** before **25-Feb-2026 07:22 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 195 wins and 50 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet VIR +2.00% 35h |
| When do I get my tariff return so I can full port that shit on 0 DTEs? |
| I totally get how he bankrupted those casinos |
| So -/+1% swing day |
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| Or maybe hedge with a few puts / covered calls |
| This is what winning looks like apparently |
| I cant take this shit anymore!\n\n\nSeriously, my legs are asleep. |
| remember... MSTR pumped after earnings, despite the corn dump. Pump up the unrealized losses |
| Who says it won’t go down after everyone chases. |
| Rise and shine rug pull |
| LMAO\n\n!remindme 4 weeks |
| Explain how it is the same. Nvidia is not getting diluted at any point, and are instead acquiring a stake in their customer that is already buying their products. AMD is getting diluted and giving away 10% of their company so their customer will buy their product. |
| what money? lmao |
| calls on theta decay |
| Nutlick charged for racketeering wen? 👉👈 |
| What the hell, Obama |
| Yo I was in the shower what just happened… |
| Thank you. You're too kind |
| AMD RED AT OPEN |
| Probably gonna wait until just before close to buy puts. I'm hoping 🥭 says something stupid tonight like the US is invading Narnia or some shit. |
| Needed this amd meta partnership lets go. My port has been terrible recently |
| Capex cuts for these companies are really, really bad for the markets. The only thing propping up the markets right now is the promise of gobs of cash to these high flyers. This is the first domino; if more start falling, SPX will finally see some real blood. |
| The warrants don't unlock unless the share price goes up considerably. The share price doesn't go up unless AMD has massive revenue expansion. AMD doesn't have massive revenue expansion unless they have a competitive product. Therefore Meta is now incentivized to ensure AMD has a competitive product. Think co-development, contribution to ROCm, etc. |
| Don’t forget, the money WE paid companies already when they raised prices to cover these tariffs. That’s the reason prices went up in the first place. \n\nAny company suing for more needs to be cut out from your expenses permanently. Take a stand and vote with your wallet. |
| Somebody knows what's about to happen. Can you imagine the power in that? Trumps entire family could make generational wealth tommorow off today! Somebody let me in, ill give it to god not set up a crooked Isreal |
| Store of energy 👌 |
| Who says it won't go up another 10% ? Its just 3 bucks! |
| Being left out of MU and SNDK pumps is the most painful thing YTD... |
| Being too early is the same as being wrong |
| > 🚨 WHITE HOUSE ON IRAN: TRUMP'S FIRST OPTION IS ALWAYS DIPLOMACY BUT WILLING TO USE LETHAL FORCE WHEN AND IF NECESSARY |
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| You forgot the push-up contest between Kid Rock and RFK jr but agree with the rest |
| Well what point were you making? And no theres no real consequences for any of them except Andrew |
| Oh crap (Yay!) |
| There's going to be a sequel to "Terminal" but instead of Tom Hanks it's Jim Carrey in a fat suit in Hawaiian shirts, swim trunks and flip-flops. He's stuck in a Mexican airport and debates joining the cartel. It bombs in the box office but is celebrated in later years. |
| David steinberg is the ceo. Skully doesn’t even advise anymore. Take a seat short pants |
| Can you not say baññed these days? Fuck me |
| What are you even talking about. Nvidia is investing in OpenAI. That means they are buying shares in OpenAI, that money is then used to buy chips from Nvidia. AMD is literally giving away their company for free (on the condition that Meta buys their product). Not at all comparable. \n\nIf I am to explain it so even regards like you and the others who responded to my comment can understand it; AMD is diluting their shareholders by giving away their company so customers will buy their chips. Nvidia's shareholders are not getting diluted, and instead of giving away their own company, their are acquiring a stake in the customer that is already buying a shit ton of their chips, and will use the money to buy even more. |
| U.S. EMPLOYERS ADDED JUST 181,000 JOBS LAST YEAR, THE BUREAU OF LABOR STATISTICS HAS SAID. THAT WAS 69% FEWER JOBS THAN ITS INITIAL ESTIMATE OF 584,000. THE AGENCY HAS ALSO LOWERED ITS ESTIMATE OF JOB GROWTH IN 2024 BY NEARLY 28%. ...\n\n\nOhh it’s even worse lol |
| Make it coffee and brother we got a deal |
| Is conspiracy because no one is hiding it |
| That is misogynistic |
| lol |
| it's gonna pump for 30 minutes at open then dump. |
| If the tariff money were returned to businesses, it would be like massive QE |
| THE SCREAMING THE SCREAMING THE SCREAMING AHHAHAHAHA INSIDE SCREAMING OUTSIDE SCREAMING EEEEEEYAAAAAAAHHHHHHH |
| How many times are yall using an LLM per day fr? I bet there’s a small portion doing a ton and most people are 0–3 uses per day. |
| Hi guys, i'm a lead software engineer at Meta, and worked in big tech for over 10 years. Claude is a great tool but anyone who believes it will replace engineers is most likely just trying to get a rile out of people. If you are fearful you will lose you're job to claude you most likely are entry level at best. |
| Looking at premarket:\n\nMy calls: 😢\n\nMy covered calls: 😎 |
| I spoke with very highly sophisticated investors, they told me BERS had it too easy these past weeks and they're cooking something\n\nSPY will go from 682 to 700 in a single day\n\nSPY700 eow |
Bitcoin Heads for Worst Month Since Crypto Collapse of June 2022\n\n Bitcoin Heads for Worst Month Since Crypto Collapse of June 2022 The original cryptocurrency fell as much as 2.9% to ,701, and was hovering around ,150 at 7 a.m. in New York. Bitcoin is also on track for a fifth straig... finance.yahoo.com |
| Good rebuttal to this mornings article \n\nhttps://x.com/johnloeber/status/2025748423157432756 |
| Why u get banned |
| Ai driven tools for big name manipulators tipped the scales for 🌽 ironic, isnt it? The digital currency of "the future" brought down by the very thing it helped build, after 500 billion tons of C02 and a randomly very rich huang. |
| Zeta is going down bro |
| Cool, so it’ll dump at open. Got it |
| Thanks for the unnecessary insult. At least there have been consequences for them. |
| This right here. If FedEx was to get a payout, do you really think they would reimburse the customers who were the ones who actually paid the price? I had to ship a small box to Germany that cost $126. |
| I was spamming the idea of "if AI works like the hype, software companies are fked" back in 2023.\n\nSo frustrating it took 2.5 years of mega bullish market buying of software stocks and running me out of the idea before suddenly everyone decides to agree with me when I had moved on. |
| storage requires RAM - |
| after cutting their stock owners portfolios by half 💀 |
| It’s not overblown at all but it is early - a forecast of what’s to come. It could bounce back but the long term is existential. |
| Its a great buying opportunity. It may not go up in the next days or weeks but in 1-2 years youll be thankful for these prices. MSFT is a money printer and right now its on sale in contrast to Apple |
| The president eill in no wsy shape or form flip out from this news. If costco, amazon and walmart do this, which they kind of have too for shareholders and all .. it will get interesting. |
| Gemini codes for shit though which is one of the few uses that is actually worth paying for. Hard to compare these models when every one uses them in different ways. |
| Wen NVDA pamp? |
| +11% today from all his shady dealings. Just to brag the markets are roaring. |
| “I want him (market) dead, you hear me?! Dead!” |
| Who? |
| I can't tell if this is pro gold or anti silver |
| OpenAI is quite possibly the biggest scam to ever exist |
| Costco ahead of thr curve as usual |
| Guy must love AI data centers and Israel to be willing to put his life on the line for them |
| Congrats on becoming ber at the last bottom |
| Zeta is a piece of shit company, do you know who the CEO is? John Sculley, you know the guy who fired STEVE JOBS and ran Apple into the ground for over a DECADE. |
| So you got it right once. Big deal |
| Buy what you need for the future now. Chickens, seeds, greenhouse, solar pannels and inverter. |
| buddy is just an acoustic Bunter Hiden, nothing special |
| Kappa lol |
| what does this have to do with anything |
| Is +.1% green? |
| Wake up. Make tea. Get bańńed from another UFO sub. Violate the constitution. Repeat. |
| Wife loves it when I buy her silver when we’re in Mexico. \nBut yeah, gold the real winner. \n\nToo much brand association with jewelry though. Tiffany silver can set you back a lot more than a Walmart gold chain. |
| Oh yeah no never happening tbh I won’t be suprised if it tanks at open |
| Is anyone seeing yahoo finance sector performance? it says Healthcare is up 1 trillion% [https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/?guccounter=1&guce\_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce\_referrer\_sig=AQAAAG0MhbuQgo43D-5lEuF3D2DyLWh1c55OmcKhPnNteAqtHPqGHS429\_2IcZidJjJEqvAznxEEoWhyN2iL1bYcYpxqTDq0RNv8oDLw6WGHgaqnHFKvaBjZ\_9s1zZbhldccHkEjtAhAHQ1H6yJkX4NQU\_mvC7\_xIwl2M2PXA\_0jBEKx](https://finance.yahoo.com/sectors/?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAG0MhbuQgo43D-5lEuF3D2DyLWh1c55OmcKhPnNteAqtHPqGHS429_2IcZidJjJEqvAznxEEoWhyN2iL1bYcYpxqTDq0RNv8oDLw6WGHgaqnHFKvaBjZ_9s1zZbhldccHkEjtAhAHQ1H6yJkX4NQU_mvC7_xIwl2M2PXA_0jBEKx) |
| State of union:\n\n* reiterating empty campaign promises like 'drill baby drill' or 'grab her by the pussy' while sycophant party members applaud themselves\n\n* 2 hours of applause\n\n* buytrumpwatch.com\n\n* 5 brief commercial breaks while they change his diaper to prevent the hall from smelling like it's covered in shit |
| Cash it |
| I think the best thing about this dump since October is that 🌽 bros can never use the store of value argument |
| Not at all comparable. Nvidia isn't "giving away $30B". They are buying a stake in OpenAI for $30B. Are you trolling? |
| By the time I FOMO into SNDK it will have the most legendary pullback back to 200s |
| After it’s up 15-18%? |
| Just in time for institutions to dump defensives and pump tech again. (Unlikely, you should be good, this will be a lost decade in tech) |
| Their IPO will be for bag holders |
| See? You honestly think there's no long term consequences? Thanks for the job security. |
| AMD eod will be interesting |
| UK government and royal family are all over the epstein list, you fucking idiot. So we dont even get an opt out there |
| Why a shotgun also makes sense |
| Never trust takeover rumors from Bloomberg |
| I was once called a conspiracy theorist for suggesting we had a senile president and the government was covering it up. |
| not happening, he is the chosen successor and will rule for decades |
| want to buy the cyber sec dip but i feel it will keep dipping tho.. |
| I may have to buy a rope on layaway |
| Nah its even worse he'd come home and you ask him how it went and he would tell you something like:\n\n"Today was a supercharge wall of energy protected by impenetrable bitcoin hornets"\n\nThen hand you an AI image of it and proceed to loot your piggy bank. |
| I believe the report was he sold the shares to pay the tax bill on exercising stock options |
| Snickerdoodle? |
| But what if there are no buyers? Does it really matter if I set the price higher or lower? No one wants beanie babies anymore |
| But like... You know what the product is, no? You know that it can't make a blockbuster movie but it can make cat pics. So it makes sense to make money by selling it to people who want to make cat pics and not to use it to make a blockbuster\n\n\nI don't know where they marketed it as being capable of doing a blockbuster by itself, never heard that claim |
| +9% would be fun |
| 🥭 @ SOTU: in order to get more ~~slaves~~ factory workers and to increase productivity, from this point on the casino will only be open 30 minutes per day. It will generate trillions of dollars. |
| All I can say is no one ever bragged about having a silver chain 🤷♂️ |
| Amd? No shot |
| How many times you think he's gonna mention Sleepy Joe during his speech? |
| Fuck it, i am buying msft and ibm |
| Ur a little late but that’s safe but people might call you a pussy |
| YES |
| Lyrics sweet child o mine |
| Right, what the fuck is happening lol |
| Looks like puts again at open unfortunately. |
| Regards love to die by the sword |
| Thats still cheaper than premium cable ever was. |
| Straight up at open |
| Zeta is going to zero |
| Yep |
| It will probably be to certain businesses owners and to their personal bank account only. |
| Activision is an AI intelligence asset. |
| spy puts or calls or nothing td? |
| 😆😆 |
| Do what All I see is a slow burn |
| If spy goes +1% in first 30mins I promise I won’t trade (today 💀). |
| Pumped deez nuts |
| Fake ass rumours |
| I would need margot Robbie in a bathtub to explain this one please |
| I'm pretty sure this isn't true, and I'm old enough to have paid for cable. we are paying for 4 streaming services now, totaling about $65 (spotify, netflix, youtube premium, audible). I was paying $120/mo for BASIC cable back in 2015....adjust that for inflation and its like $165 in today dollars. Premium cable would have been like 2x that or more. |
| Better alert HR that guy needs therapy. |
| Tim Waltz flew over with one staffer. Fox news has had wall to wall coverage of corruption and runaway spending. |
| Stocks will go up, down, and sideways today |
| Kind of agree. These AI Instagrams and Tiktoks, and YT channels are just farming money it looks like. Wouldn't mind a small slice of the pie. |
| 🌍👨🚀🔫👨🚀 |
| Hey SPY, see what AMD is doing? Do that. |
| Will SNDK ever stop ripping |
| As a gabacho that wants to eventually move to Mexico I give a shit. But it’s not enough to move anything in the market rn. Could, if it hurts agave production or auto component manufacturing long enough but even that is pretty ticker specific. |
| Ah yes let’s go back to paying for things with metal coins. Have this shilling kind sir |
| Imo tariffs should be collected like back taxes. It would be a lot easier for everyone since you never know what 🥭 decides the rate is tomorrow, next week or next month and if any of it is legal. |
| Cool! Congrats! |
| It already pumped |
| If the banks fail, is my cash.to also exposed |
| OPEN THE CASINO |
| When you buy a bar of gold at Costco, they're giving you a price that (1) is based on gold they already paid for last week and (2) has overhead, including volatility, baked into it. When you buy shares of a trust like GLD or IAU, you're getting closer to the spot price, but you give up your right to hold the underlying asset in your hand. Your trust shares are also a lot more liquid than the actual gold. |
| Any news pending that could shock the market? War with Mexico or something else ridiculous 🥭 would say out loud? |
| aight loading up puts |
| how funny would it be if Barron gets arrested for insider trading after the 🍊 has left the circus 🎪 |
| Chronically online dork. |
| Because it's such a good deal for Meta that they could literally do it, barely utilize the chips for anything other than offloading some inference and still it would be worth it. More than half the order value their are getting back in AMD stock if I understand this correctly. |
| Its just so rare to see these days |
| Guys what are we doing with PYPL. Calls for buyout? Or rumors untrue |
| For a flat market yeah.\nFor a bear market yeah.\nFor a bull market,okish. |
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| Uh lol |
| AMD: We are diluting our stock by 10%.\n\nMarket: Price goes up 10% |
| Shorting AMD |
| Fuck AMD it Took spy/nvda down |
| That's pocket change for him |
| They gotta feel like their life is special somehow |
| Huh |
| Report to HR? Thats gay af bro. |
| Made me laugh |
| So he's this guy: https://youtu.be/wHOog45llUU?si=lrtRwMWZ63qqII9h |
| No |
| Ngl it’s definitely over for amd back to lows by market open |
| Schrodinger’s bet |
| Puts? |
| Cmon $plnt just 5 more points PLEASE |
| Imagine working under Michael Saylor. It’s like if your dad was a gambling degen and came home every night from the casino telling you and mom how tomorrow he was gonna make it all back because he figured it out. Dude has no vision just a massive gambling problem lmao |
| قريباً |
| I can guess the amount of DNA someone's parents share based on the number of times they use "woke " |
| Lol 🤣 well looks like Wendy’s just got another trusty employee |
| prob AMD puts at open since everyone will be scared shitless of Advanced Money Destroyer and will sell calls just to make any profit |
| Dario knows! |
| I moved everything to SCHD yesterday . Good idea? |
| Hahahaha, President Harris. Good one 👍 |
| Go put it in VOO, setup monthly contributions, so you’ll be DCA’ing, and check back in 10 years.\n\nWhat will you be doing during those 10 years? Focusing on skills and knowledge that increase your earning potential, allowing you to increase and expand your investments.\n \nNot sexy at all, but guess what, you’ll actually have money in 10 years….unlike most here |
| MSFT is green! |
| That’s worse than r****ing kids? |
| Libs are shifty |
| I would, uh, report my coworker's murder fantasies to HR at the very least. |
| oof my order got filled in pre market. looks like this shit gonna pump. |
| In order to financially recover, will need SPX to open -2% within 10 mins |
| If amd opens red i will never make another trade again |
| Can I please have some money |
| Back reporting from the handi cap stall at work: I was banned yesterday, but my appeal was accepted and I’m unbanned again! Spy to 700, no question about it |
| Amd def red by open |
| Your opinion is that everything AI produces is 100% slop? Just has slop tiers? |
| I’ll full port hood at 69 I swear I will |
| The year is 2040, New York has become a dumpster fire so the stock exchange and Nasdaq has moved to Dallas. |
| This is a logo that was made for the magic the gathering circle jerk sub.\n\nIt has found many homes and uses |
| The Bohemian Grove of Dumpsters. |
| He has a thing for them asian girls |
| Maybe tortilla futures |
| Hahaha. Classic. Push the can down the road. Not my problem anymore! |
| It’s over guys |
| No adults in charge |
| You probably dont understand what going public means then. |
| the TA was an obvious AMD play. firm handshakes to those who were intelligent to recognise it |
| The cool thing about having a bunch of Gold at home is even if it drops in value you still have a bunch of Gold |
| Planes need universal free wifi how are we supposed to gamble during our flights |
| Except Nvidia is acquiring a stake in their customers, instead of giving away their own company for free. Completely different. |
| it’s kicking off 🍿 |
| another Fed member saying to hold rates as-is. pump it |
| It never was with that obsolete blockchain |
| A Claude code max subscription is $200 per month \n\nStarting Indian dev salaries range between $250-1000 per month \n\nSo it's actually quite competitive |
| OpenAI is the best chatbot AI in my experience. |
| PINS |
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| It’s not different. The bus you rode to school was different but not this |
| It's just pre-IPO marketing on steroids that has caused a delusion in tech bros. |
| But what you're referring to is NVDA spending money. Not other companies building infrastructure |
| the *State of the GOONiun*🫴 |
| Yes, please and thank you 🙏 |
| In the realm of the market? Absolutely not |
| Just requires a bit of patience is all |
| XMO let it cook a few decades |
| dude it is about money, market will tank hard this year buying back in when the dust settles. |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| 13B to 280B? in just 4 years?\n\nYeah I don't believe that number. That smells like doo doo dogshit. |
| Where the losses are |
| They arent coming to your house to stand still and let you target them. |
| So no one gives a shit about mexico? |
| I’m starting to fear corn might not be the future of payment systems |
| Not confident they'll get any payouts. \n\nThey may win, but with these large sums I doubt any department would have the funds to cover the payments. I'd imagine it would require congressional approval |
| But prices WILL come down... for corporations |
| I use their logged in/free, their no login when not at home. But recently they blocked my use when trying to use while not logged in. Soo.... I just open incognito and ask my stupid question then lol |
| If it were as capable of a tool as their marketing suggested it is, they would just use it to make blockbuster movies for billions instead of selling it to jack and jill who only use it to make cat pics anyways. |
| Lmao - this is how people talked about the computer . You’re just fucked bud. Keep coping . |
| AMD has a killer quarter, falls off a cliff. Gets a deal with the reptilian diluting the company, starts pumping.\n\nI just want it to get to 250 again and sell this shit. |
| Me: I have a gambling problem\n\nTherapist: Bet you can't quit |
| Nice, let’s keep it up till they apologize. |
| in approximately 1,061 days 🦵 🍊 |
| Hence the AK |
| Priced in |
| Gold has physical properties that make it valuable and has for 1000s of years. \n\nBitcoin wouldn't exist without computers and electricity. In a way, bitcoin relies on gold existing and not the other way around. |
| Agreed to some extent, if USD wasn't getting cooked as well we would be down by much more since October |
| This is why I'm loading calls to the tits, too many tards like this joker out there |
| IBM's AI is An Indian. And you can get An Indian to write COBOL code cheaper than you can get Claude to do it. So take that wall street. |
| Ye, people are stupid. The problem here is that most people don't stop their subscription in the first place and therefore not even effected by these changes. \n\nIt just has to get big enough of a problem. I really hope IP-TV providers will get a larger share, so streaming services will actually have a competitor. |
| Storage and compute is cheap. NVARCHAR MAX GANG 4 LYFE! |
| I use rh but I think even fidelity will let you |
| shitcoin still 63,000 too high |
| Im 42 years old. The amount of dudes my age that think they're going be some Rambo type badass in the supposed coming civil war is too damn high. Co worker yesterday was telling about his new AR, saying he's ready to pop some lib foreheads. My guy, youre 200lbs overweight and couldn't jog to the end of your driveway without stopping to catch your breath. |
| AI was all fun and games until Anthropic is trying to make everyone jobless except their own employees ☠️ |
| Wallstreet millennial did a good youtube vid on it. |
| Sorry op this didn't go well. Don't worry things will be alright - we learn from mistakes. I have done similar investments earlier (comparatively lesser amount)\n\n\nWishing you good luck! |
| That’s up to you at that point. You own ALL of them |
| Exactly |
| It’s shiny and pretty. Also heavy |
| Getting annoying with everyone gaslighting us that prices will come down. |
| It’s 10% moves up or down or flat on any stock lately. 😂🤡 |
| So AMD is cucking NVDA by giving it away for free? |
| If you think Trump is bad, the UK government wants all Reddit users to provide biometric data to be allowed to scroll Reddit. |
| paper gold |
| Yes |
| if average lifetime of a GPU is 2-3 years where do all those millions of gpus go ? do you dump them somewhere |
| Still plenty of time to pop back over 684 before open (cope) |
| I tell you the playbook. Circular financing will turn into infinite buybacks, wild geopolitical swings will be swept under the carpet because what are they gonna do?. Carriers groups will turn out to be a successful exercise and come back.\n\nAnd if I’m wrong, it does not matter as stonks only go up |
| Niche chinese semi conductor names have been quietely ripping. Sadly the etf is hong kong only. |
| I have a strange feeling today is going to be a big day |
| The year is 2026 in an alternate timeline. President Harris has called to congratulate Team USA. No controversies. Nobody can name anyone in her cabinet, nor the Director of the FBI. The DOW lingers around 43,000 because the value of the dollar has not plummeted. Tim Walz acted a little too excited at the gold medal hockey game. \n\nThe GOP are preparing articles of impeachment. |
| AMD is that one guy in your group project who does nothing the entire time and bombs the presentation |
| Don’t you think the market already priced that aspect in |
| "Nothing ever happens." (Unknown minoan trader before the eruption of Thera) |
| Well this aged well |
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| Stagnation since October is the correction, my man. Corrections don't look like crashes. |
| When will this shit end |
| why does it shows haha |
| Open your port lil bro |
| He sucked $180b out of American's pockets, and it's gone for good.\n\n\nThe people that vote for this are the same people that say we can't afford free community college for all ($20-80b/yr), free student lunches ($20-30b), etc...\n\n\nNot a single Trump voter will change their vote. |
| Are we still bashing Canada for their humiliating loss to a bunch of toothless yanks? |
| # no help coming for bol |
| When is the speech |
| I don’t see how gold isn’t almost as restarted of an asset as bitcoin? No one’s going into a store and plopping a gold bar on the counter and the price fluctuates. |
| So is this the corn bottom |
| It's seems way more common with younger people who didn't grow up with linear media. I speak anecdotally, but I'm amazed when I talk to Gen Zers who scoff at the idea listening to AM/FM radio instead of paying for Spotify, iHeart Radio or Pandora. A lot of them don't have the patience to listen to or watch something that they can't fast forward or rewind on a whim. |
| META is social disease. |
| TACO 🌮 to the rescue!!! Global tariffs only implemented at 10% vs the 15% threatened!!! Back up we go!! |
| It's already sex-o'clock and now it's **your** turn to bend over |
| Look at that L0ser Bol |
| B-B-But it says forever???? |
| Yes |
| 190 by close. This is a hype rush and ... it's AMD. |
| It would be sick if during the speech, live, he placed unlimited buy orders to make the DOW 50k |
| Today. !banbet Spy 700 1d |
| So it starts… |
| Literally what WSB said after Netflix stopped account sharing and then hit record new subs quarter over quarter |
| Why does all in AMD puts feel like free money here |
| Well of course |
| 1s chart is where it’s at pal |
| my 2/27 puts 😤 |
| It's funny because the market hasn't moved anywhere |
| The behind the scenes stuff with the female anchors is worth it! |
| With all of the crazy mango shit, "circular financing" with AI, wild geopolitical swings, and carrier groups moving to the middle east, it feels like we're all in a big room with toddlers and glocks. \n\nWe might escape this all unscathed, but I don't love our odds. Im not even sure what's going to happen but something is definitely going to pop off. |
| If I bought all the beanie babies would that make them more valuable? |
| AMD red by open? |
| Spend some time in the slammer buddy boy |
| Im shitting wet poop right now |
| can't wait until this thinking dies in a fire, anyone pretending AI isn't making you all stupid, including seniors and whatnot is a fucking knobhead. \n\nLike lets agree that a writer using AI is going to be producing slop, but Stephen King using AI to write his stories is gonna be good because he is a good writer and can lead the AI in the right direction? its just higher level slop, its still slop. Lets call it readable high level slop. You think King will be as good a writer as he is now after using AI to write 5 books? 10 books? 15 books? or will he have become a lazy slop pusher. I know what I would bet on |
| The most incompetent government, ever. |
| NVDA isn't diluting their share holders\n\nAMD is. |
| i told my boss im sick every tuesday this past month i think he's catching on |
| Calls at close, no way 🥭 let’s it be red after the SotU tonight |
| Whoever runs the ‘wsb instagram’ page is an absolute pussy, they limit comments lol |
| I touched it at 420 and cut loses at 400. Luckly I recovered all my loses with google since Friday. \n\nNever touching this shit even if it drops to 100. |
| Yeah bro this is Round 2 haha |
| >It will definitely affect the workforce, though. Juniors aren’t learning much with these "cheating" tools readily available to them, and seniors have effectively become force multipliers.\n\nNot a coder by any means. \n\nAnd from a non-coding person, this argument feels like comments people used to make about calculators, or I'm even sure excel. \n\nI see it as a tool, that should improve the work people produce. |
| We're in the first part of a correction. Just my opinion tho. |
| you will learn once SPY tanks 4% intraday due to mass panic about AI disruption |
| MSFT 360 most likely before it figures it out |
| They get warrants to buy the stock at low price. In this case 10% of stock. So effectively the purchase is free.\n\nAmd doesn't get anything back. Share holders get diluted and the next customer also asks for the same thing. |
| Almost, she’s a brewin and bubblin rn. Ready to flow |
| Lmaoo |
| You dont understand what randomness is used for. Every time you connect to a server you go through SSL handshake which needs to generate random keys for the connection. So when you go to reddit your phone or laptop goes to its hardware RNG module and asks it for a random key within a few tens of milliseconds. 20m+ isnt something anyone is going to wait on. |
| SOTU Spoiler: “The DOW is at 50,000. Thank you and God bless America.” |
| Not I. |
| Only political junkies and your racist uncle are going to be watching that shit. |
| Still? I just saw you comment that you had diarrhea 3 mins ago hahaha |
| But AMD isn’t giving out money. They get money. |
| It's already more than 20. I just looked and was charged like 21.50 or some shit and I live in tax free state |
| No way market pumps when you got mad King Donnie that could do anything tonight during his speech from bomb Iran live, hanging supreme court justices to declaring 100% tariffs or hell declaring himself a literal king and starting a civil war. Too unpredictable to hold anything. |
| Yes |
| Now a moral quandary:\n\nDoes one accept the check and cash it and still not give the vote?\n\nOr does one just trash the check altogether? |
| That’d just be a meteor. |
| Most of you only use the 1 min chart and it shows |
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| Here is a point of view from a software developer. I’ve been using GitHub copilot for over a year now and it hasn’t helped at all with productivity, it makes so many bad mistakes that you have to clean up that half the time it takes longer to build stuff. I recently switched to Claude Code and Opus 4.5. That tool is light years better. It still makes mistakes, but it also generates really good stuff. I tried giving it more challenging implementations. The most recent one I gave it would have taken me a week to do myself, it did in 3 hours. It made about a dozen mistakes, half of which it fixed itself when I asked it to review itself. The other half I had to fix myself. Testing, reviewing and fixing Claude’s code took the rest of the day. So basically I was able to do a week’s worth of work in one day.\n\nAmazing right. Here are the issues. The work was boring and tedious, basically waiting for Claude to finish steps and checking and cleaning them. Claude did the fun parts and I did the boring parts. Not sure I would even want the job if this was all I was doing. Second problem is I’m not really an expert in my own code anymore. If something goes wrong in production and users are coming after me with pitchforks and torches will Claude be able to fix it fast? Will I be able to?\n\nMy head is spinning with the ramifications. Will companies be able to pass up 5x productivity gains? No way. Will I get to keep my job? Probably, it’s not really safe to vibe code enterprise level software, at least not yet. Will companies be willing to split the productivity with me, like I work 2.5 days a week, but do more than twice the work as now for the same money. Probably not, they will want 5 days a week, maybe pay me a bit more, fire 2 of my coworkers and get much more work at much lower cost. But the job will suck and I won’t want it anymore. I’ve been ready to retire now for a year now, but somehow can’t pull the trigger on it. This will probably be the thing that pushes me over the edge.\n\nMy feeling is that companies will do just fine. It’s fine to vibe code some personal software that will help you get along and you can just live with the flaws. If you’re building software at scale or that has compliance requirements you’ll still need people who know what they are doing. Unfortunately people skilled enough will be so bored they may not want to. My feeling is that the main problem businesses will face won’t be competition from vibe coders, it’ll be keeping the people they still need motivated. This AI problem will mainly fall on knowledge workers IMO. I can see half of them being out of work and the other half bored to death. |
| the thing with claude though - it can very quickly understand the code to a level where it can advise you as to the why of things.\n\ni did some mainframe -> .net conversions and integrations where this would've been invaluable.\n\nnot saying it won't be hard, but it'll be a massive leg up. |
| imagine watching the state of the union tonight just to count how many lies in a minute a Dementia guy can shit out of his mouth |
| "China's tech prowess is making the country an increasingly attractive investment destination, according to Christian Nolting, Deutsche Bank."\n\n Deutsche Bank bullish on chinese market, interesting. |
| Username doesn’t check out |
| But it’s the other way round. NVDA giving OpenAi money to buy chips is different than META buying chips and stock. |
| They bought puts |
| Seems like you should’ve gone all in since 2016 |
| Yes |
| Anthropic is untrustworthy. |
| Me! |
| AMD rugged AVGO and NVDA and is probably going to close red 🤣 |
| They will never bake ads into the platform because:\n\n1. It will cost WAY more to produce the ad than what the advertiser pays, which is usually measured in thousands of impressions for a few bucks.\n\n2. Advertisers pay for very specific placements that say exactly what they want, which is the opposite of how LLMs work.\n\nSo what they mean by ads is the typical adsense sidebar alongside results, or "sponsored sections" in between responses. |
| Same, I got hit for $130 and it showed up days after the delivery. |
| Software engineering is not and has never been bottlenecked by authoring code. |
| Yeah mine was a $300 fee |
| And I sell them 0DTE to extract maximum value from the bers. LMAO |
| Bearish gold tbh. Trump is being a full on maniac dead set on destroying the US economy and its relationship with all allies, yet gold isn't infinity yet? Only 5k? |
| Freaky ah bot |
| There is zero chance Trump doesn’t do something to try and make the market green today before the speech. |
| “Grandpa can tell me again about how life was before SPY entered the 680 range” |
| NVIDIA $200c 2/27 calls are sprung tighter than anything I ever felt |
| Zuckernerd is too slow on these things. He hasn’t realized that his aimless, visionless AI spend is wrecking METAs valuation |
| Jerking it? |
| Watch hims be pumped to 20 at open |
| Trying to avoid 2015 all over again |
| who’s on the toilet |
| Dammit amd you couldnt wait till open to pump back over 200 |
| USA HOCKEY MAMA DON'T YOU CRY!!! |
| # I am a proud BEAR. FUCK BOLS. I hope SPY tanks under 600. burn everything down. |
| I feel attacked\n\nIt’s 7% |
| How is this true? Meta buys chips AND stock. Double inflow of capital to AMD. \n\nThe deal with NVDA was OpenAI buys chips and NVDA buys stock. Equal capital flow |
| If you don’t think MU is a buy and hold right now, what are you doing? |
| Fellow Mideast experts, wen bombs? |
| I wish i was Tired from winning |
| 100% end of Feb sir |
| Epic goon session! |
| But the selling point is AI will replace workers so this can't be a viable option. |
| Calls on meta. They get 10% of the company of AMD when it hits 600 share price. Open Ai also gets a piece of AMD if they hit $600. So two multitrillion dollar companies need AMD to hit $600. Sure… puts buddy |
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| He prefers young reptiles |
| Instead of watching the market today I am going to watch porn from 930-4 |
| I wish I had a scale for a before and after. |
| There is nothing on this earth so despised by God as a MSFT bull |
| So puts today got it |
| all on ram and hard drives, i assume? seems like tech grift to charge consumers more for no damn reason, imo. |
| the spy is flat dud |
| THANK YOU!!!! |
| Gemini Pro == we have GPT5 at home |
| I'm glad FedEx is suing because they passed the tariff bill directly on to me (including the customs documents) so for me to get a refund I need them to sue. |
| all ur short puts will be itm and you will be beyond cooked LMAO |
| The images it shows… |
| Muskn’t |
| Will this be similar to the post-covid housing bubble??? |
| Just print the money to pay the refunds |
| Comfyui |
| Amd deal tanked meta 🤣 |
| Imagine being a Bol, watching after hours and futes look like they’re going your way alllll night…only for them to turn red in the last hour and a half before trading. \n\nThis is an evening in the life of a Bol |
| Memory chips so hot right now. Buy Lays so you don't miss out |
| I started trading in October 2025\n\nEverything is all my fault. \n\nSorry fam |
| Nvda earnings are tm |
| Bearorists* |
| Same with Coke Cola |
| Have you said thank you yet? We’ve been winning so much this year 😐 |
| But you are right shroom brother 👌🏾 |
| Insiders gonna be inside your rectum soon |
| Imagine if in state of the union speech bers are declared domestic terrorists |
| Oh wow well fuck you then fuckity fuck fuck man |
| Yup |
| Don’t forget adding admin fees on top. |
| That show is good though. Jacob Tierney is a hell of a producer. |
| I wish they kept the 666 range it had a few months ago instead of this gay 680 range |
| Pretty huge for meta tbh.\n\nMag 7 will control the world. |
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| Can't lose taking profits even if it opens at 210-215 |
| I’m on my 4th cheesestick. My shit is fucking concrete. |
| Tesla? |
| they’re currently ahead with their models as well as UX. other tools sure can catch up. the race changes every few months |
| Amd dropping fast\n\nRed on open? |
| SPY just turned RED, to signify Repooblican prezident's state of union address; its gonna be a bloody day.\n\nDid you say THANK YOU? 😋 |
| I don’t think it’s done yet, no resolve on tariffs, no resolve on Iran, I think we’ll see SPY 650 before we see 700. |
| I mustn't |
| Financial stocks look absolutely terrible |
| This market is as regarded as this sub. Consumer discretionary stocks trading at twice the cost of big tech companies still growing almost double digits lmao |
| Im still kinda pissed i paid for gpt and it wont even generate nudes for me. Like wtf is the point of new digital tech if we cant use it for porn? |
| I've ran local models to... Good results. But it gets boring quickly |
| All the traders here have cnbc pro |
| Everything AI related right now is overblown. |
| Can you name it please? |
| If you buy now you may verry well be. 300k by september 5th 2029. |
| God you’re such a fucking idiot, next time just try shutting the fuck up like a good boy and realizing you don’t know shit. |
| Get your reasonable assessment **OUT OF HERE!!** |
| Holy shit guys, I just made 70k today!! |
| Also the more Meta and OpenAI buy from AMD beyond the deal the more their stake gets worth. Infinite money glitch. Lisa outplayed Jensen. |
| LMAO |
| Let’s not forget about the ram companies that were so eager to move out of the consumer market for this highly successful ai company |
| Yes obviously what are the chances it plays the same for the 4th time in a row |
| I bet the stock that mustn't be named is gonna buy PayPal |
| Using bitcoin as a store of value when it has very little active use cases and volatility is through the roof\n\nBest way to lose a ton of money\n\nThat's like storing your value in collectables from a videogame very few people play |
| Buddy, are those even covered? |
| AMD pump just to open flat |
| Me! |
| It has room to dump, glad I bought back my put credit spread before it dumped even further. |
| Anybody else have explosive diarrhea right now? |
| In historically the worst time of the year for markets. |
| ??? |
| Sure would be nice if MMs can get this up to 685 by open so we can get cheaper puts. |
| what day |
| to mango |
| Predictions for today: Stocks tank, Iran gets bombed, Nvdia crashes the market after hours. Beetcorn gets hammered in the 50’s. 🥭 falls asleep 5 minutes into his 9pm speech. |
| I use it, just for charts though not trading lol |
| Is it? Or are you blinded by your bias? |
| yes |
| The bubble popped on october 31st. |
| Market: “Straight to the depths of hell is where I’m going!” |
| Should've bought ASML.. |
| Tech stocks are out, Walmart at 50 P/E is in |
| Do you have a source for this? Lmao, if this is true, that's nuts. |
| the memes we’ve created with AI stays though |
| Amd can’t hold gains for shit |
| EWY +3% because semi's up? |
| Tek, crypto, sass, metal. Everyone is getting liquidated. Not looking good gents. I hate to say it but…. It’s not looking good! |
| people changing, money increases |
| Too late for some of us |
| we are fucked\n\n |
| My TLT short calls are in danger |
| Just a ponzi scheme now |
| Literally so many things that could make it mispriced retard. Initial chip yield, fulfilment window shortening, order books. First yield of a new generation is always priced in as a shit yield until processes are perfected but there have been surprises before |
| I haven’t used AI to nut once, I feel like I’m not getting my moneys worth |
| I'm convinced all the billionaires just get behind a secret dumpster at Wendy's HQ. It's the one dumpster regular retards aren't allowed at. |
| The only possible solution is a moon sized meteorite at this point. |
| State of Union address, is your last chance to short this fraudulent market. |
| Back at that level since January where it’s bounced every time |
| The technofeudalism continues! |
| WHERE DID MY VALUE GO 📉 |
| Says the VOO bull forever |
| Feel like this MSFT dip is a trap. Ain't touching it |
| It's always strange seeing someone shit on AI while clearly writing the post using AI. |
| Non casino play: water infrastructure(my bread and butter of knowledge)\n\nWater mains are old as fuck and until they get replaced, the issue just gets worse and worse. \n\nTons of regulations are going to force cities to upgrade their facilities |
| # die SPY die |
| You mean a fake promise of a refund before midterms, never to be heard of again after midterms |
| You say dump so market will pump. Sorry |
| 🤯🤯🤯 short yourself! It's brilliant |
| I got CSP assigned BEAM therapeutics on last Friday at 28, LETS GOOOO |
| Markets should be green shortly, typical pre market fuckery |
| We'll be like the embryos in the movie matrix |
| SK Hynix has run into an issue with HBM4 requiring a photomask revision meaning potential shipment delays |
| I miss those days when 🌽 would fall and MSTR would follow. Bring back those days |
| Pretty hard not to hold what makes up half of the US market cap 😂 |
| Still one of my best trades.. |
| Technically, he is correct. Believing is believing. |
| Cliff diving into open |
| New SPY ATH when? |
| Bols = fuk |
| 10 years worth of revenue priced in next quarter.\n\nhow forward looking is the market? |
| I think they will use it to get away from COBOL not use it for development |
| Just open a day care |
| Y’all better pump this baby up at open so I can buy poots |
| Welcome to the top. |
| Sooooo… calls? |
| Well, how did it go? |
| the switch from reading "ai bubble" to "bear market" within a month, on a less than 2% decline... you people |
| Meta didn’t get the OpenAI Capex cut memo lmao. |
| In the same way that believing the world is flat is the same as believing it's a globe. Or the way believing in sky fairy man is the same as believing in gravity. |
| What problem? |
| Just so happened to be that time |
| thank you for your sacrifice, you will not be forgotten |
| You know what's gonna be funny. When mega rich people start realizing that private equity crap they all bought, is really just the same companies and loans sold over and over and over again 100 different ways. \n\nThe government bailout will be glorious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| L$0wer |
| I told myself I’d sell without question if I passed 200k profit |
| My money clears daily. I remember having to wait three days. I am old. #blessed |
| And 🌽 is sub 63k. 59 incoming |
| amd amd |
| Fucking isreal cuck right here |
| Idiot take |
| Also remember though at some point soon we will all have our own computer running AI. |
| I am not buying before 1 hour after open. MARK MY WORDS |
| I’m a management consultant. That’s definitely part of it. But a big part imo is just getting a true second opinion backed by data/analysis so that they can make an explainable decision. \n\nI’ve worked with quite a few executives. Exactly none of them would trust an LLM’s opinion at face value. At most, they’d bring a firm in to validate whatever an LLM came up with. They’re generally a cautious bunch since they frame almost all decisions with the question, “how will I explain this to the board?”\n\nI’m currently working on a project where we’re basically identifying how many people they can lay off while not damaging their core business. They’re not using AI even 1% to make that decision. |
| No different than NVDA handing tens of billions in cash to these companies |
| Slowly bleeding into foreign markets. Need new money to break 700. |
| Their career section has a lot of sales roles open so there ya go |
| easiest money ever |
| So bers still not fkd? |
| It’s just going to head back to 683 on open and then get range bound again, last two hours of premarket always let it drop on days like this only for a quick move back the other way and then a boring day of nothing |
| The cliff is a steep one, that's why. |
| I just wanted to get rich fast without working. Is that a crime? |
| Advanced Money Duplicator |
| Its gonna be close, but I think I'm cooked\n\n\n!banbet |
| If banks are shorting the market, im going to overdraft my account. That'll show em. |
| retard |
| Yeah 30 billion, the commentor is either a spanner or a NVDA fanboy |
| “My predictions have never been wrong” |
| I think parent commenter is talking about bailouts when companies fail |
| This is not the usual sentiment I read in here before a rip. \n\nThis might be another day for the bears |
| The market found our LLMs could write code like a year ago. It was one of the earliest use cases. |
| Insiders only share to fellow pdfs |
| They’ll save them like they did with the banks in 2009 |
| Lol, you're in the wrong market.\n\n\nMy boring old man tracker etfs are up +10% in 3 months. All you had to do was not hold US tech.\n\n\n\n |
| Or we have the “Government has to invest or the Chinese will beat us” conversation. |
| Man up Goog!!\n\nDo the right thang!! |
| Seems like we should see a VIX spike before the indexes will pop? |
| AMD META deal looks like déjà vu with the OpenAI deal. Huge pop on the headlines, then analysts start looking at the potential dilution asking ‘whats the effective average selling price of these GPUs after we account for the warrants?’ Aaand the rip fades to nothing |
| MY CALLS ARE SAVED, YESSSS |
| It was fun when we all bought GameStop. |
| Calls on googly eyed fbi director slapping a table tonight |
| Any fellow Aussies bagholding US stocks while the exchange rate gets wrecked? |
| Laws should be enforced around the market being able to be one guy’d by people in positions of power. Crazy it’s just allowed to happen |
| Unfortunately some of us didn’t buy at the start of the year my dude |
| “It’ll do all your jobs so well! But don’t worry companies will keep you employed out of the goodness of their hearts!” LMAO |
| Corn bros fighting for their lives every morning |
| Novo cutting GLP prices by half |
| It requires a tripling of the share price so there is no loose for current shareholders. NVDA are also handing over cash for their deals so this isn’t much different |
| They can hype the market |
| Astounding how hims isn't down at least 20%. It's a 50 cent stock |
| That was probably the worst example you could have given because lawfirms were the first to learn to hate the shit out of AI because its hallucinations caused lost cases. They over relied on the tech and it bit them hard |
| The irony of this text, being created by AI is hopefully not lost. \nNonetheless, good take. 100% agree. |
| Should have decided to slash prices much earlier, novo poordisk |
| It's at 96 at SH. But we need a few days of dumping, it's been pumping solidly lately. |
| How many USB sticks for a hot dog though? |
| AI is farming us to build out the data centers it needs. Once it has enough compute to start building itself, we’re done. |
| Guess who sold a AMD 210C 04/26 yesterday lol. Luckily it's a CC and I hope I get assigned. |
| No cmon its not either or at all. Both extremes are completely wrong. |
| Because of evaluation? Do you play dumb, or do you need my attention? |
| SPY put let's go |
| ber gotta ber |
| 🌽 falling off a goddamn cliff |
| VAX really wasn’t a bad OS, and it broke my heart when that dipshit Carly Fioina bought Digital and then a couple years later killed it off. I will hate her forever for that. \n\nAs decent as it was though it still never held a candle to MVS or its successor Z/OS. |
| Yes. |
| oops |
| Up 0.1 |
| Apparently I was asked to pay for advertising my products on their results. It will become nothing more than another Google. The output would be from the highest bidder and not unbiased. |
| Puts my son. |
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| You cannot convince me half the people here aren’t broccoli cut teenagers placing SPY trades in the back of a school bus on 3% battery. |
| Fler checks out. Makes sense that murica is fukt when the average Joe has ur iq |
| Oh my. Might just sell my spy calls for next Monday early |
| 2305 at 683.23 |
| At a time where investors are increasingly looking for foreign investments, Americans shorting their own economy 👀 |
| I gotta stop buying calls |
| AMD giving away 10% of their company to score a deal means scared money will indeed sell NVDA today |
| Hi everyone. |
| QQQ prob calls until Friday \nSpy under 678 calls if it’s 680-684 wait little to see movement \nNvida puts once it reaches 192+ but prob would do contracts for next week to be safe with earnings cause it may pump possibly then dump over weekend |
| So calls or puts ol wisely sage? |
| Is qqq up or down pre market? Google is saying up 0.21 percent, Robinhood is saying down 1.29 percent but they are both showing the same price. |
| Genuinely has been over a week |
| Not even once 😕 |
| Man shut your dumbass up |
| They don’t have the cards. |
| Stupid market hasn’t done shit in 3 months except shed value |
| LOOK AT THAT L0SER BOL |
| Favorite show - Heated Rivalry |
| Thanks I'll take a look |
| Well Meta looks like dead… Classic |
| Believing in Climate change is the same as believing in God. It's all a matter of faith |
| The crazy thing is that there’s no good ending to this story. Either AI is a total flop that doesn’t generate any additional productivity and growth and we go down to the depths of hell, or it’s amazing and kills white collar employment and we go down to the depths of hell LMAO |
| AMZN touches $200 by EOW |
| How is 2026 priced in when rubin launches this year 😭 |
| guy's face is the definition of "scaring the hoes away" |
| Green by open |
| Yeah, I've given up hope on MSFT being green. Was weird seeing it not red in premarket, but I just checked and it's back to being red |
| It’s ironic to short something you benefit from, like I get bers make money from it, but what happens when it’s gone? |
| I’m so tired of clicking an article and being asked for money. Fuck off CNN, your death gargle smells like ice cream and dick. |
| Life is too short for abstaining, when piracy is easy. Mullvadvpn + premiumize me and maybe a plex server. And you‘re gtg. More expensive than 1 netflix subscription, but you get everything and higher quality. |
| And some states carry worse stats than others. Growing up in the capital of North Dakota sucked when it came to the dating pool and I’m an in shape guy |
| Extra tips has a different meaning out back. |
| AMD giving away 10% of their company to score a deal means scared money will indeed sell NVDA today |
| The butt cracks are starting to show |
| Their tarrifs will be paid with more tarrifs |
| Confident it’ll pump |
| They're suing for tariffs they actually paid themselves. Consumers will have to sue for their own refunds. |
| What did he do - everything was a little green earlier.. I was wondering why we weren't continuing to dump |
| Because it had done so for the past year. Huge sells after earnings negating any pump |
| just recently read that foreign hodler of us assets reached record highs, while us institutional investors sell and global markets are pumping. might be the most brutal bag holding in history xD |
| You guys are making me nervous 😓 |
| https://preview.redd.it/z0hejay5vflg1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90202a68e5780bfb7426f34e5b59a41750d4a07e |
| I dont mind the sun sometimes |
| You sure? I think he's the 9yo pussy. |
| Same idiot who yelled TACO last year |
| I haven’t seen a Green Day with SOFI in centuries…. Orange man do something…. |
| So... how is it different from this drop? Are MMers somehow being dumb here? |
| SNXX is the move |
| Yep, companies are pretty much suing in advance because they'll be sued for the tariffs they levied from customers themselves. |
| wha? no pump for tonight's speech? |
| You really think Jensen gonna let NVDA dump?? All this AI Capex spend, where do you think that money is going? |
| Amd will dump, Nvidia pump on open. So obvious |
| Bubble pop wil be epic |
| They only down -4% year to date, what's ur prob? It's nothing. |
| Yeah! Buyed yesterday in the little dip and already grabed my 15%. Not bad for a day trading\n\nEdit: JP Morgans as$50les knew this shit btw |
| Really do not get shares giveaway, especially with demand for the compute |
| I was concerned something was wrong in the world when MSFT was green premarket. Appears it has been corrected |
| nvm piece of crap |
| Don’t worry I’ll buy your tech shares in in another 10% |
| Nobody knows. Well... noone here knows |
| Banks are shorting, what are you retards even doing? |
| I bet he feels left out |
| no more second office breakfast |
| Guys to be honest we can make snide comments about this all we want but they clearly did the math and they decided this will do |
| is today red or was the pullback yesterday so strong its going to be a green open?\n\n |
| thanks im buying now |
| Bro is an actual space alien from another dimension |
| As long as they're saddled with OpenAI. |
| So Anthropic was Tesla all along! |
| Why is $U dead af |
| Need AMD pump harder so i can buy some cheap puts |
| I bought HOOD monthlies yesterday thinking it was a bargain. They are already down 10%. Lost a third of my port to HOOD leaps in the last 90 day. |
| My $140 call options on HOOD that I bought in January are looking good. Only down $17,000 |
| In George W Bush voice: Bulls….what goes up must come down. Bears…What goes directly down…you are…you are not going to ever be up. |
| Bears sure do love celebrating premarket lmao |
| And I’m gay to see it be gay, I like girls though |
| # another software slaughter today LMAO\n\n# poor bol LMAO |
| lol the permabols make up for in hollow confidence what they lack in intellect |
| Cuckenberg is spending money on a spree for his illegal add Facebook and pornstagram |
| I bought AMDL yesterday lmao |
| The stock market has been so stressful lately that all the names on the Epstein list are calling it antisemitic. |
| Yes my portfolio is saved the ai circle jerk will never cease!! |
| What's your support to back up this? |
| Amusing when American Insurance has to pay Chinas Ships when American Ships sink them 🚬 |
| # BOL is sooooo cooked LMAO |
| Classic. |
| More like state of the onion, right boys? Cause something stinks |
| Don’t think amd is holding this |
| God I hate Jira, and Zoho isn’t any better. |
| #GYOT EEEM! |
| Please be Autodesk |
| Sick reference man, your references are insane!!! |
| exactly. fck JPM and their pyramid scheme grift. |
| AMD! |
| Big META chip deal |
| Heading in that direction |
| Yo Mark zuckerberg is not in the epstein files \n\nThats a Rare Zuck W |
| The rise and fall SQ and PYPL post covid needs to be studied |
| No no wait until the bell to dump please |
| Bers are due for severe punishment |
| Get a load of mr pumper over here |
| Gotta love the irony, trump wants to be america first but his politics pretty much caused a global bull run while the us stays behind xD |
| The warrants essentially lock Meta into AMD's ecosystem. Why wouldn't it pop? |
| If only calls were cheap |
| I’d just take the money and cut to Vegas for the weekend! YOLO!! |
| It’s not finding patterns in information it’s receiving from a generation of people before them?\n\nI get that it doesn’t work the same way on a technical level, but parallels can be drawn and analogies can be made. Just let me live my life. |
| Fuck em and they tripled ssd prices |
| be the insider you want to have |
| He gets topped a lot. |
| Hey man idk why I was hating I doubled down on calls may 15 250 exp should I sell at market open |
| The 7 am Satan Candle of Doom is probably nothing to worry about bulls |
| I bought AMDL yesterday lmaoooo |
| Shorting should be banned |
| Forward looking ... bla bla bla. 2026 is priced in. |
| They were drinking from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain |
| And we all knew it |
| Sandisk is the new store of value. Recession proof. |
| Timber 🙁 |
| Getting into investing and finance really killed all my political biases. It really is just all about the money. |
| You made the right call |
| The warrants are tied to share price gains way above current levels |
| I think a bit of rocket exchange in the Gulf might help my CSPs. |
| What the AMD yo |
| spy red pre market = green eod\n\nright...? 😃 |
| Amd will prolly be like $205 by open |
| Like a toxic relationship |
| Oh, look at the time!\n\n\nIt's that time of day that all the loud ass PM bulls disappear, not to be heard from again until market closes and spy drifts up a few bucks. |
| Your mom holds my pump |
| Donnie is going to bomb Iran live during his speech, you heard it here first. |
| By much higher, do you mean still lower than 4 weeks ago? |
| And once again, bols lose. Some things never change. 🤣🤣 |
| Bro. How much further are META and MSFT gonna drop. Genuinely the most embarrassing stocks |
| I’ve started positions in CRWD and NOW |
| Company I worked for bought a Claude based incident alert system and got sql injected like the second day we implemented lol |
| Situationship. They're free to see other ppl |
| Broooo can we hold a fucking pump man |
| Practicing my Lmao Bers for today |
| Man can yall insiders start sharing please??? |
| xD |
| DENTAL PLAN |
| Nvda dropping on news amd will sell chips to meta while being sold out for all of 2026 |
| we're in a 🐻 market aren't we |
| Shareholders pay for it, but they're rewarded with a much higher stock price. Not sure who loses? |
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| red red red |
| Well off to buy some fartcoin I guess.. 🤷♂️ |
| Anyone even remember what gains used to feel like? |
| Lmfao here we go again boys |
| This is almost as bad as the guy that Yolo'd 300k in calls for Amazon earnings. Lol |
| By diluting AMD shareholders in exchange for revenue? |
| I think I’ll sell CCs and convert to cash. SPAXX outperforms QQQQ anyways. |
| This market is gay as fuck |
| Welcome to Costco, I love you |
| I mean right now clearly it does |
| Precisely |
| When Ai goes its all going to go. The entire economy. |
| Bro is died |
| I mean it says CIRCLE JERK lmao |
| Holy fucking hell, if you bought IBM puts, you're rich. |
| Everytime a relationship ends they are halved financially no matter what |
| On what grounds how much more could they raise their guidance lmao |
| Lisa blew Zuck? |
| Worth it! Enjoy the WC |
| Forever my ass |
| Always dreamt of a day where I’m holding calls and the stock magically pumps 10% overnight. I fucking love AMD, gonna sell half and let the rest run |
| So electric.. until it wasn’t the next day |
| Yup while in blindfold |
| Crazy to think most people won't ever experience buying selling/stocks, being down/up on a position, keeping up with news and such, etc.\n\nProbably for the better lol, but I'd say it's taught me a lot about life in general, and has opened my eyes about how it's just a clown show even at the highest level and to not take things too seriously.\n\nMost of my family still believe the analysts, institutional investors, and people on CNBC have super human insight into stock movements due to years of schooling 😂 |
| As long as buttcorn is tanking so will hood |
| Im confused, is meta buying the company and chips? |
| Which companies will go bankrupt after the Anthropic event? |
| Jensen, put on the jacket |
| Who's ready to lose money today? |
| Memes have no logic just try to make money off the volatility |
| The year is 2032, spy consists of 50% costco and 50% sandisk after every other company has gone to 0. The dollar has hyperinflated a trillion % and the populace is using usb sticks as their main currency. |
| It’s antropomorphisation of a LLM’s that makes me worry. No, AI is not learning in a way similar to us. Not remotely. |
| How is it loss? you didn t sell and the companies are set for a rebound given enough time. |
| The money destroyer does not care about your feelings |
| NVDA about to reignite this market |
| Amusing when American banks short their own economy into oblivion to make money |
| AMD is like that chick that sells her body to rich businessman to seal the deal🤔 |
| How will parents have iPads distract their children instead of parenting if they don’t have every streaming platform ever? \n\nWhen I was a kid (90s) we didn’t get some channels so I… didn’t get to watch them. It’s perfectly okay to not give your kid everything they want. People today are just too wrapped up in constant entertainment and satisfaction. Wild. |
| Hard dump to earth's core at open and you fucken know it |
| Can we gap open below 6800 please? |
| Retarded bols who voted for him: "BuT hE's GoOd FoR tHe MaRkEt"\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/is66tyentflg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d64a0b2ccff3584514219de552c66e5619b1593\n\n |
| Can you just not ruin my high I’ve been down for months I want to recover at least a bit |
| # $HOOD, Focus on the structural credit risk |
| Just wait for the AI fall to trigger the house of cards that is private credit |
| Dang they won’t even let us buy puts at a reasonable price |
| Spy is gonna die today isn’t it |
| Ty gunna buy |
| SPY RED AHAHHAHAHA |
| Too late for NVO puts? |
| I was there.....*ominous music plays* |
| i fucking doesnt matter what i do the opposite wouldve been better |
| Why is Amd doing warrants and giving away 10 % of company to make a deal with Meta? If demand was so high they would not need to do that. Seems like they are not in a position of power. |
| Brilliant move by AMD, it’s checkmate NVDA. Zuck and Sam will come together to expose Nvidia’s circle jerk and bring down Jensen. |
| Bitcoin heading for $55k |
| Rip |
| You had to give away another 10% of your company and your margins were shit before it, now you have 0 fucking margin! 🤌😂 |
| Muricans think earth is flat |
| Sold HOOD yesterday\n\n+10% day, incoming |
| I have $1m cash but I owe $750k to the bank paying 20% interest rate… just saying |
| Not lookin good boys. |
| Bought AMD Puts yesterday, checks out \n\n |
| We just make local wars, not our fault everyone else wants to join in when we do |
| Will AMD keep it’s gain or just drill |
| All 0.3512 shares sir? |
| Ahhh here comes the pre market fade so that MMs can paper hand retail. Not me! I would glad load more if given the dip to add |
| Just load up on sandisk already. Easy 5x in the next 2 years. |
| AI and bitcoin really going send us to the shadow realm once people realize theyre both shit huh |
| I am guessing we open down 20plus on the S&P |
| Dude, that's amazing. I love that |
| It's all just memory stock |
| Remember when one tech stock pumped the others pumped as well? AMD and NVDA might as well be inverses at this point |
| You’re right i should invest in Tesla I guess there would be no point in cleaning up once I’m already living in a dumpster. |
| Korea (EWY). How much farther can it go? |
| HOOD is dead even on green pm. |
| *Pets.com to purchase $100b in RAM from suppliers, says they are developing AI for dogs* |
| Ah fuck amd doing amd things |
| Cult? Praying for war? What on Earth are you talking about?\n\nDo you have me confused with someone else or did you skip your meds today? |
| https://x.com/kobeissiletter/status/2026125293149163694?s=46 |
| 🌽bros 🤣 |
| Orange pos |
| Haha only time I’ve actually done that on weeklies was with Msft TikTok news in ‘20 and got absolutely fucked iykyk |
| Yeah because one company has an expense and the other is receiving the money. Engage your brain. |
| They were side by side during the blackout. Waymo failed FSD did not |
| The only coding I use AI for is world of Warcraft macros, and I have to constantly fix what it's done. I cannot imagine using it for a real problem if I couldn't also check its work myself. |
| My body / my choice |
| Lmao Bols |
| Im going to sue that orange pos too due to steak pricing |
| META blowing all it's money at the AMD toys shop |
| AMD to be flat by open lmao |
| Google bundling Gemini with its other apps will eat open AIs lunch and dinner. breakfast will be anthropic as they hv better models. \n\nM$ and Altman may not survive. |
| Green today. |
| Literally no one uses that app |
| well yeah meta is doing the spending |
| BTC dumping its gonna dump at open |
| My calls are begging you to |
| Why not share more about your work then? You have no more credibility than Dario lol. |
| I think the idea that people and businesses are going to use Claude to replace a SaaS product themselves doesn't make sense. Likelier, what Claude has done is lower the bar to entry for starting and running a SaaS company. There's going to be a ton of small, hyper-profitable startups giving the big established ones a run for their money, and ai don't think we know how that will shake out yet. |
| We are living it. We are models of today learning from faulty models of the past. AI is just accelerating the pace in which we get to find that out again. |
| I was thinking putting it in before market open but have no clue what that shit is actually gunna open at |
| lmfao AMD up and META down on the literal same exact news |
| YTD, Fartcoin is even with BTC. |
| And based on your username, bought VOO? |
| ...and loaded VOO |
| Rubber meets the road this week with NVDA earnings. SPY PUTS!! 🤑 |
| Stop smelling my ass you fucking weirdo |
| Oh boy. This is not aging well. |
| ... that is why I said that "implies". Nvm blocked the child left behind |
| le dump |
| 3rd day i will be looking at SNDK i have yet to buy calls \n\nand then give my APP and RDDT calls the look \n\n"You guys are a disgrace and pathetic" |
| Waaaht |
| IOVA for the win. |
| # sold every single of my spy shares |
| Don’t worry. We’ll soon all have our own personal Optimus robots to take care of that. Invest in TSLA to help speed it along. |
| I would hold till 230 |