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| Jewish fakeout |
| F-35s headed from UK to Cyprus, something is happening overnight |
| QuickBooks? |
| Get in line |
| I made him a douche-bro on purpose but this is new |
| These Amzn swings are killing me |
| Well that may be a sign to buy puts |
| GQC starting to squirt, been holding since 0.12, looking to sell at $10-$15 |
| I keep getting a bill from the IRS that I didn't pay 2024 taxes. I asked my accountant if it was real. He said to pay it and I was like wtf I thought I did\n\nNeedless to say I still haven't paid it and it was originally $3,000 and the newest one says $4,000\n\nPhishing SCAMS getting better and better each year |
| China what |
| Vibe trading right now |
| Conditions are getting tight. There isn’t as much money kicking around as there used to be. |
| "Hey ChatGPT, stop talking to me like you're Joe Rogan" |
| if we go red i promise i wont buy puts again (fingers crossed behind my back) |
| It would suck really bad if spy hit 680 soon and rddt went back to 240 for the one time |
| How long? |
| Don’t fight it 🫦 |
| They biggest issue is one thing nobody talks about. Solving the radiation issue. Can't send cooked astronauts to Mars. |
| The bid was met |
| milk me pls. |
| Alexa play Slide by George Clanton |
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| God, AAPL is killing me |
| Here comes the pain. |
| Wow congrats |
| Oh yeah this is dropping into 693. |
| You have to be kidding me |
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| SPY catching the diarrhea ive got |
| New to trading? |
| For the people selling them or.. |
| Market wants a real dump so bad |
| Looking like this week is going to be a repeat of last week. |
| https://preview.redd.it/we4xzdsciiig1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e806a4773263236f70270fdf20e96ae5c2c06a9f |
| Oufff |
| Someone sold a cuppa shares probably |
| vibes off |
| Imagine if NVDA closed flat LOL |
| How did I sell a 692P for $34 when it never went above $14?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/odvonrraiiig1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfad74eab7d7d24a01a88c4ccf4b3f480bc760e8 |
| Let the volatility and volume rise again |
| IWM TO $270 |
| It’s fking over man |
| Calls are free money right here |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Pizzapimento** bet **SPY** goes from **694.23** to **710.0** before **13-Feb-2026 01:28 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 8 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
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| !banbet SPY 710 4d |
| Everyone expects the labor market to be weak but growing. Then real question is whether the CPI has improved. If not, inflation is still sticky and the Fed can't lower interest rates yet.\n\nThat report doesn't come out until Friday so you wouldn't see red until then. |
| It’s like a heroin addict getting his last fix |
| im waiting for calls to be liquidated in spy index to the scale that shitcoin calls were liquidated (1 T to 100 T). |
| I bought 30 @ .15 this morning, thought the same thing, worth a nibble |
| Da fak does this word salad even mean. |
| If they force hims to compensate nvo for losses because of their illegal activities the stock will dump even harder |
| Llllllllets get ready to rug pulllllll |
| No it was a single restaurant in miami |
| come on 🥭, pump it |
| Elon flip flopping from the overly ambitious Mars colony to the very down to earth Moon colony |
| I'm confused why Novo can't patent sue Hims into oblivion? The case is now in the hands of the DOJ so that seems to be exactly where it'd go if Hims didn't pull back. \n\nThe FDA ended emergency use authorization almost a year ago (April 2025) and what Hims is doing has been illegal since then.... |
| Love to see it. Gonna rub one out to this chart now. |
| More like margin call maybe \n\nNah seriously calls, big time |
| I every day is good day to buy. \n\nThe question is what. |
| What was that big dump |
| If we end red today society as we know it is done |
| Ber this is your last chance to join the bool party |
| you lot are so extremely hopeful |
| Lower BMI than your boyfriend’s that’s for sure you blue haired clown go chop your dick off for validation |
| Gg. |
| Im down $3k on my shorts but im sleeping just fine at night. only a matter of time. |
| is this a claude agent speaking or a bot |
| Is it just me or do the 5c OPEN weeklies look super juicy below 0.20$? I bought 100, maybe buying before earnings is a fool’s game but it seems like a decent gamble for a <2000$ weekly play. |
| Could we make it EOD just this one time |
| Checking in from 2 days in the future, it's $140 now. |
| Nope |
| Weird timing for someone who hasn't been watching the stock. |
| They have a clown analyst at Scrotum Bank |
| hate/love that I read this in Mr Krabs voice |
| are you invested? Its a risky bet, Im getting PYPL vibes |
| Was that restaurant Wendy’s? |
| If you ever needed a clear signal that companies are scrambling to scoop up every drop of liquidity this is it. Bottom is definitely not in. |
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| How can anyone be on the right side of illegal moves? |
| price target is 125 to 180 |
| Cisco feels under valued. The key thing for me though is that no one on this subreddit is talking about them. In that way I think there's still plenty of opportunities to buy and hold.\n\nOnce it starts getting some hype in this sub, I'll look at exiting my position. |
| Have you heard of quantitative easing? |
| #WE NEED TO KNOW, “Is now a good time to buy”? |
| true. \n\n |
| of all degenerate bets this is one you're least likely to eat watermelon from. |
| Wtf was that |
| "they" |
| Love how we just have random stop loss raids to keep the retards honest and broke. |
| We are smoking on that bear pack today, tomorrow, and Wednesday AM |
| Who said I was trying to be funny? |
| shame on me, i knew darnold was gonna win |
| Thai food on day after super bowl stomach was not the move |
| That was a warning candle folks. SPY $660 EOW. |
| just dropped 10k on mu calls eow. what are the odds that the one week MU doesn’t absolutely tear is the week where I buy in and get butt fucked. Doesnt seem like they are in my favor |
| Gay bears think every 10pt ES down candle is a start of a fucking crash\n\n\nAbsolute regards lmaooo 🤌🤌 |
| What are you talking about cuh |
| so that nuke candle was the algos rehearsing for 3pm today? |
| One tends to beget the other, need a big seller to start the panic |
| selloff into EOD? |
| "all the money"\n\nSPY at ATH's\n\nOk bro. Try again. |
| What are you guys yapping about being bought |
| https://preview.redd.it/bilo3rcshiig1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94fd1cfb25d7d9760f00222aa67982bca2052eb8 |
| PLTR up 6%? Yea, count me in. |
| Pce of sht garbage Larry finklestein deepstate Illuminati espetein ticker |
| How is GOOG not $350+ , this is corruption |
| LMAO YOUR TRAILING STOP GOT SMOKED.\n\nOnwards to the next leg up |
| Was that just a freak red candle three minutes ago? Doesn't seem like anything happened |
| Realistically that was only like $5 billion max that just got pulled out of the market |
| The last two trading days have been a master class in creating exit liquidity for major fund managers manipulating the lack of understanding most people have about the stock market combined with all those lovely AI-generated headlines. First they pumped the DOW since people don't get it's just 30 stocks, many of which are defensive stocks, now they're pumping SPY and oversold tech, but they're being so strategic about it. Absolute kudos. I still don't buy this pump for a singular second, but I'll take my two days or profit from it and get the fuck out. |
| SPY down $1 on a 1 minute candle lmaoo. Tf was that |
| It’s tiring watching illegal moves happen day after day and wondering if you’re on the right side of it haha |
| #You can tell today is a fake green day from the fact that Microsoft is green LMAO🤌 |
| lololol |
| What was that? Luckily my limit order was filled on my puts (only half of them), so now I have a risk free trade to just sit and watch! |
| That me boy… was the market manipulator\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/k3lo2jzphiig1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c53fdf8b3b3c312b9facdf23d7a1eb2f4a444410 |
| Tf was that lol |
| They grabbed my liquididdy. |
| ? |
| Been sitting here sweating with my nvda and spy puts all day wondering where to cut my losses, and the next thing i know im fucking GREEN BABY YEEHAWW |
| God, this market is so manipulated.. |
| Zoom out |
| Big dumper about to be initiated, spy can’t get above 696 for the last couple weeks. Always runs up to this level and then mega dump |
| Google did |
| lmao you could have used the toilet and missed that dip. ridiculous |
| Wealthsimple gold giveaway tmrw can't wait |
| he did indeed buy 🙁 |
| #SMOKING ON THAT MEMORY FOMO BAG HOLDER PACK. |
| huh it says quiet |
| DUMP IT! |
| Says who? And since when has big money been been right? It's been like 10yrs. Retail runs the market now... And we are dangerously retarded |
| I bought calls and the algos caught wind of that it seems |
| HE SOLD FOR A LOSS? |
| Tpusa halftime was about drinking beer and crying about life lmao |
| Whale |
| Looking good so far |
| …errmagherrd |
| Yes, I don’t believe it either, but they are definitely worth 230, just hope it won’t take a year lol |
| eat that dip fast |
| Wonder how that guy is doing. I am out of $1500 ON SNAP calls and I feel like shit. Can't imagine how much he's down |
| What I notice from selling csp on nvda. \n\nIn days of uptrend, it tends to revert hard at the end of the day. If it doesn't happen, it only increases likelihood of it happening the next session.\n\nPredicting a 5$ drop in the next 2.5 hr |
| This thing dumping to 690 soon |
| Congrats to all survivors of the recession that began and ended 12:23-12:24 pm Feb' 9th 2026 |
| Algos are extra 🌈 today. |
| *Hey Lana....*\n\n*Lana......*\n\n*LAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...*\n\n*WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?*\n\n*Danger zone!* |
| I have a bad feeling about this after seeing this candle... |
| ok what was that? |
| Just simply use your ownership of the stock to tell the ceos to get good |
| He bought? |
| You manifested it, hopefully you used it |
| Really"? says quiet on the pizza index |
| 1:20PM!!!! |
| a whale selling isn't that scary tbh.\n\nIm waiting for forced liquidations due to financial stress to happen, not voluntary sell orders by whales who cash out. |
| NVDA unphased but everything else I had dropped liked a pin right there |
| Omg spy is cooked |
| The best part of holding mil tech stocks is that they go up when the market goes up, AND they go up when shit starts blowing up |
| I found the sell button guys |
| Read this as old people fucking at Panera and got a boner |
| Here comes the rug. |
| Well if they gamble, they have the chance of winning more money. So then they could smoke even more crack! |
| lost 1200 on the patriots last night, trying to make my money back on spy puts /: |
| We’ve been seeing more and more whales exit like that before our very eyes. Why the fuck would you pick up more shares when all the money is leaving? |
| HE BOUGHT? |
| Lol |
| My ChatGPT won’t stop saying “moment of Zen, like I just got back from an Ayuhasca retreat” |
| Nothing |
| China ? |
| Believe it or not 650 before 700 even though we are at the door step |
| If this get bought back up, ber r fuk |
| Hahaha just on time, that hit my TP |
| Incredible what happens when the algos turn off for a second. This is the fakest propped up crap of all time |
| Dump til Thursday is so obvious |
| Sorry I caused that candle they just liquidated me |
| Bitcoin is like the age of my dick.\n\nAt first it rose at the first sight of a girl or a bump in the road.\n\nNow it mostly stares at the floor. |
| No it’s not. Doughcon 4 |
| Also it was printing already at $225 and the guy who made this claim didn't understand options very well. There are a lot of factors, most obvious of all the price of the underlying stock itself, but other factors matter a lot. |
| It was me, I bought some puts to crash this bulltrap |
| did i miss nvda news. |
| Will not let this fall |
| Jamie dimon just sold |
| ALGO WAR OUT OF NOWHERE |
| For a sec I thought iran bombing started. |
| Uh oh get in calls quick |
| what a tease bers |
| FUCK I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST GET OUT YOUR CALLS \n\nIran is 100% about to get bombed. Pentagon pizza tracker is going off |
| huh???? |
| what was that candle |
| time for dipshit retail to buy the dip lmao |
| Ok, loved that red candle! Sold half my puts when it hit my limit order! Now I have a no risk put! \n\nLet's go! |
| A whale just sold. Time to panic. |
| tf happened????? |
| Lmao best performing companies with 20 million revenue for all of 2025. To put that in perspective the highest grossing restaurant in USA in 2025 was over 50 million. |
| $WTF is the next viral meme ticker |
| Ya that was an odd choice by Scotia bank. Check the others though.. Deutsche Bank is at $137, BofA is $100, and several others are above $100 as well. Scotia got cute with it and now they're left looking weird af. |
| Woah |
| Bye bye SPY??? |
| christ almighty |
| yes it’s down 20% today |
| holy red candle batman |
| aww yeah I was getting bored |
| $VOO |
| They dumping holy shit |
| #ITS OVER |
| Why red??? |
| Papa red dildo? Is that you? |
| rug pull? Yala habibi??? |
| LMAO |
| have you tried pushing things off tables to show him you’re sorry? |
| Congrats OP, it seems like 610 calls reached all the way $6, hopefully you sold then |
| WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT |
| Sounds bad\n\nYou can literally just get viagra even if your dick works fine and you just want viagra \n\nIt’s probably the easiest drug to acquire on the planet |
| Tf was that |
| Could someone trip SPY and cause it to push Mstr and itself off a fuckin cliff for me, please? That would help me a ton, thanks. |
| Hi gay, I'm Dad! |
| Imagine being down when spy is up so much. Imagine buying memory stocks 😂😂😂😂. \n\nFuck this shit |
| Loading up on Amazon shares |
| pure liquid shits |
| Telsa about to shrek |
| I 100% assumed this was like a 21 year old until the comment where he mentioned 11 years. Absolutely insane to trade for that many years, and at least into your 30's, see that it just keeps slowly destroying you, and just keep repeated until running out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.\n\n\nBro needs parental controls on his phone for the rest of his life. No joke. |
| Im gonna put on my umbros and let my nuts hang out the bottom |
| interesting, I was thinking about getting into them in a few months. hopefully they don't go up too much before then lol |
| Been there |
| This is my take on it, as well. Why would ADBE die because of AI? It is just a tool that actually benefits their business majorly if they use it correctly. |
| Selling iron condors like "When my legs dont work like they used to before 🎵" |
| How so, isn't HIMS down big? |
| The Bad Bunny halftime show was probably the best in like 30 years\n\nMost are super try hard\n\nHis was authentic and fun\n\nDope AF\n\nThey should have him on next year too. Can’t remember the last time they had the biggest American Artist play the superbowl the same year |
| GLD calls currently 10% off |
| #Wen rich? LMAO🤌 |
| Got one for my birthday like 6 years ago, took it, thought I was having a heart attack. No boner |
| All around the mulberry bush\n\nthe Bankman chased the weasel\n\nthe Bankman thought it was all in fun |
| The wrong side |
| sideways is the way for everyone to lose money. yay |
| easy come, easy go lol |
| ....this retard low key may of found gold sitting on a ally of a park bench in nyc and I have no idea how to proceed |
| by what day |
| i’m a certified pharmacist across 3 states |
| I don’t even really care anymore I was up 111% on Feb calls sold and up 70 % on another 30k of calls I bought. I tried telling everyone and now I’m up 40k all in all. Likely will be up 100k plus after earning and the deal being done |
| Made 44 percent gains of NVDA 0dte calls. What did you trade today? |
| $20k at ASTS is definitely not a yolo |
| That's because it is. |
| Alright folks, seems like we’re just going to be stuck here forever |
| as a ber myself: definitely |
| back to 70 SLV |
| long calls are hard a f right now. |
| That was what they said about Elvis too |
| Watching any halftime show is gay. |
| This is gay |
| Why iz everything pump? Me no understand. Me no like when peoples makes moneys. Me sad - Bears |
| Very violent bear rally past couple of days. More downside coming soon |
| Stay poor then. And people wonder why they’re poor in here. We’re down 30% from the top of one of the best performing COMPANIES and not STOCKS that are gonna disrupt the world and this guy says ´LoL It’s Speeculative PlayAy NeAR ThE ToP’ |
| steak and egg sandwich combo |
| What is this back and forth on SPY |
| Bought more cheap $BULL leaps Jan 2028 is a steal even ITM, but OTM is more risk/reward. |
| Here I go MSTR short |
| AI will be commodified and ADBE will be a top owner |
| I too am well regarded and buying those plus hims for the memes |
| $lpth LightPath Technologies receives 9.6 Million Purchase order for Cooled Infrared Cameras from Existing Defense Customer \n\nORLANDO, Fla., Feb. 9, 2026 /PRNewswire/ -- [LightPath Technologies, Inc.](https://edge.prnewswire.com/c/link/?t=0&l=en&o=4615139-1&h=3603752217&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.lightpath.com%2F&a=LightPath+Technologies%2C+Inc.) (NASDAQ: LPTH) ("LightPath," the "Company," or "we"), a leading provider of next-generation optics and imaging systems for both defense and commercial applications, today announced that it has secured a$9.6 millionpurchase order for cooled infrared cameras from an existing defense customer for use in defense and security applications, with deliveries expected throughout calendar year 2026. |
| Ballin on a budget |
| Bear rallies are more violent than bull rallies |
| They have no taste buds |
| Yeah definitely but I might have to sell some of my calls before cus they are up 5x |
| I think the point still stands that taxpayers helped make this drug just to get charged out the ass while they get more rich off it. |
| In a world where you can just get viagra mailed to your home without even visiting a doctor, who in the absolute fuck is buying these weird gas station boner pills\n\nI just went to buy some Zyn. Bro is displaying boner giving chocolate bars on the counter. Who is buying this shit |
| Let’s go, RLYGF!!! |
| Recession cancelled for the 6383939th time |
| What an honor 🤴🏼 |
| No more Indian tariffs on Harleys!\n\n\nUSA! USA! U/sA! |
| What an useless article. BTC now above 70k. |
| this market has been ass for options but great for buying shares by setting low limits and getting fills after hours |
| /u/certifieddddd watched the Kid Rock halftime show unironically 😂 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 |
| Curling is co-ed now?? Thanks obama |
| impossible! |
| Yeah would not be surprised if this is the bottom for ADBE but who knows |
| This movement is killing my calls |
| Justin: Baby song is lit |
| LOL! |
| Dumbo |
| And some dude full ported Hims the other day |
| Looks like I'm single\n\nMy cat disowned me |
| Really glad to see my MSFT calls finally deep green.\n\n... can't help but feel really dumb for getting rid of most of those calls on Friday before close and instead putting it into RDDT, though. I do think reddit will be going up soon, but I let a lot of immediate profits go with repositioning right before the MSFT pump. I'm always doing too much. |
| Is the entire NYSE volume on $hims rn?\n\n98,5 fucking million |
| Everytime dude |
| Old people fucking love Panera. |
| Purgatory is probably my current life on repeat of trying to gamble back my life savings I lost |
| Yeeeeaaaa boiiiii |
| Me when I leave my echo chamber |
| 😂😂 never seen this with the dog before |
| It’s back over 70k….. |
| buying more actually |
| Spy |
| Avg cost below 80 just by a hair so still alive. Granted I only bought last week |
| Wall Street too hungover from Super Bowl? volume is a joke today |
| You could have told me last Thursday was the recession so I could have bought in you secretive fckrs |
| Literally everyone was saying not to be exit liquidity on Monday. You seem very retarded |
| Yes but dead inside! |
| Buy gold instead |
| It'll be fine long term. One day drop but itll recover fine. |
| Now its jumping as a dead cat… see you at 30k |
| It will be rise back up again in his third term right... Right? |
| Hard to be drunk when you're broke |
| I saw two men touching tips at one point |
| Theta trap. |
| If you're going to try and be funny, at least be funny |
| APP moving like a meme stock |
| I'm actually looking for it; I have a feeling that this gap needs to be filled, and maybe then I'll short it to 559 MXN. |
| There’s most definitely no exit plan either way. |
| It's a dead cat pounce as it approaches ath again? |
| Fake outrage |
| Are nflx holders still alive? |
| We need Crammer to call it dead so it can double in value by the end of the year. |
| beat earnings, products sold out for the next two years calendar years, BUT unsubstantiated rumour that they're not sold out to nvda specifically = dump \n \nmarket is gay |
| For reals. Catching knives success! |
| https://preview.redd.it/x1ziu068giig1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1660c39b0b1781042b4f175a6527f199db8388ba |
| want to but being a chicken now |
| OUST is the future of automated robots. up 10% today so far cause of their acquisition. Upping my position before you retards get the chance |
| So NVDA’s stuck negotiating ‘terms of licenses’ like it’s a bond covenant. This is what policy uncertainty looks like, delayed orders, weird compliance theater, and China builds around you anyway. |
| See you back next week!!! |
| Bears getting belt to ass like their name was Drake Maye |
| Same, bought at sub 17$ some 19,5c exp friday \n\nITM today |
| We need 4chan back |
| That commercial was gey AF tho |
| Yea but then you have to adapt still, not keep making the same costly mistakes all game. Hard as it is he's gotta at least try to make something happen to become an elite QB.\n\nIf he learns from this and does then yea I'm all on that train. Let's see, like I said I am hoping he improves. |
| I don’t expect a dude like you with a higher BMI than IQ to make good jokes |
| "the dancing is disgusting, especially for young children" - was that referring the dancers hand was close to the groin area ? or I am missing something obvious? |
| just a glimpse into my dark and twisted mind.. |
| Can I get a 691 |
| APPL always there to lend a helping hand to the bears 😂 |
| That wouldve been funny |
| Can’t tell if Amzn will rip or dip but I’m holding calls regardless |
| I worked in addiction counseling and I can confirm, change only really sticks when the person wants to change. |
| Bro could have bought $150k of Microsoft stock, not done a fucking thing since then, and been cashing out a million dollars today even after the recent downturn. It's crazy to see guys do this. |
| Found a protestor. Stfu bitch and go paint your nails or something f&gget |
| ChargePoints pumping |
| 🚮 |
| Lots of bullish indicators on CSCO. Any thoughts? I’m long. |
| Nah. ADBE was already cooked long before AI |
| Go on… |
| That’s not even clever or funny \n\nMaybe you just got banned for cringe |
| NVO always |
| Didn't expect buying the dip to pay off so quickly |
| If its bad it's fake news, nobody cares |
| Easy to be sober when you’re green. \n\nHard to be sober when you’re red. |
| Been jestergooning with the foids lately |
| The future is dick pills and weigh loss drugs. |
| quick, pull the ladder so it can’t come down |
| Brawndo the thirst mutilator! Brawndo's got what plants crave |
| 82-83 sell |
| Don’t give me hope |
| When does this dead cat get put into the grave? |
| He is a 23 year old in the Super Bowl against one of the best defenses |
| Bro close them |
| Got banned on discord because I said Trump needs to land a Blackhawk in the middle of the Super Bowl field and deport everyone. Holy fucking shit the internet is soft as fuck nowadays. Bring back 2011 call of duty chats |
| Can I interest you in some dickbuttcoin tho\n\nAnd yes, it has a $592K marketcap |
| bro is swimming in cash |
| ##*Buy ADBE, it’s on Sale, Once all the AI settles ADBE will end up the Most Professional Digital AI. |
| MSFT $450c 2/27? |
| Half of Americans tuned in to see big booty latinas last night \n\nComcast calls |
| Got 5k to get in a stock whats good guys? |
| All in shares and calls |
| Nah it was beautiful and I loved it.\n\nI do wish they had subtitles so I could understand the story being told, felt left out a bit. Would be more inclusive if they did IMO. |
| As long as you love yourself! |
| Made 4% just off AMD, pretty exciting imo |
| It’s a long liftoff |
| did he all in puts? |
| Wrong |
| Getting downvoted while I'm already up 30% on calls is classic WSB. |
| good one, as a patriots fan |
| That is confusing and it may just occur! |
| I read more of the comments and saw that you got out. Good Jorb |
| No that's just me. Super bowl munchies |
| Anyone buying pypl or novo today? |
| lol up 200 on hims calls, squeeze this shit to 19 now |
| what are h guys saying for hood earnings, calls? |
| Coinbase legit a diarrhea of an app but they added stocks so maybe some Stockholm syndrome crypto creatures will see the light |
| I got silver puts. This is your signal to full port calls. |
| This is fine |
| fbi is supposed to arrest nonces not protect them |
| So, what happened to being afraid of the job report. Did they just ignore the fact that Wednesday job report is going to be awful? |
| Everything works if you go all in. |
| The opportunity to buy more is coming close! |
| Betting on commercials our country is cooked with a capital K |
| Hope you got your poop knife and family cloth handy |
| Hey at least you did not lose it all. |
| Boring day |
| AAPL is especially shitty today |
| 693 eod |
| Don't touch Oracle, it's a dead cat bounce |
| it caught the micro virus from msft |
| Love this shit, markets dips you retards act like this is the crash I buy calls and sell to u idiots at the top |
| LESS VOLUME THAN DRAKE MAYES THROWS |
| NVDA canceled order with them and went with Samsung and another company I forget their name |
| You’re exaggerating. I saw them and they were no bigger than a 12 oz Redbull can |
| Sell |
| Markets still riding high off the Japan PM Takaichi election victory. I find it funny that many left leaning redditor and youtubers imagine Japan as some anime hentai paradise when in reality its a conservative fascist govt that would make Trump blush. |
| Just wanna give a special fuck you to Anthropic for not saying Anthropic in their commercial last night. Cost me a few grand on prediction bet. Was gonna bet Open AI and changed my mind at the last minute, which ofc that one hit 😎 🖕 |
| spy 4dte $710strike puts look downright scrumptious |
| How’s HIMS all in dude doing? Bet his account is looking SLIMS |
| Bear trap |
| Like the Japanese |
| Dead cat bounce |
| No don’t |
| wtf is this volume on HIMS |
| that's part of the game brother. he'll need to get more money and try again another week |
| This is really just a message from the CCP. The banks are owned by the CCP itself and are fully controlled ie state-owned bank. The term "let" is ridiculous; will you let your hand catch the phone and it refuses to move? This is simply a message to the U.S. and Trump, serving as leverage. If CCP want, they can stop today, why not? |
| Its not a literal allowance, its paid out like an allowance. So basically its an allowance. |
| Getting my freshest bag of frito lays from the Qr code during the game |
| Getting there, but as long as I have Income 10% will go to ADBE |
| I should up her life insurance |
| Which strikes for UPWK and SPOT my man ? |
| Calls at open and sell at noon kind of day |
| Does anyone have an actual reason for why MU is being gey |
| Lucky |
| Been hearing this for 5 years bud |
| Oracle up 11% for absolutely no reason |
| So what's the deal with SMCI? |
| Sure wish. 10k loss at open |
| She deserves him! |
| Yes |
| You mean nothing pizza |
| Young QBs don't get sacked 6 times in the SB just because they are young.\n\n\nThat said, I like him and rooting for him. I'd love to see another great team build around a player with great runway but we need to see how he evolves. Just checking my optimism here. |
| Do we see SPX 7000 before SPX 6500? |
| This makes me happy. Onwards to 10k |
| I see. Somehow I thought they were selling NVO pills, saw the headline and thought NVO had pulled their products from HIMS. Didn't realize they had a competing pill |
| They might dump it because none of you have even said thank you once |
| The tingling in my balls |
| You’re probably buying stupid far out the money garbage |
| Spy gonna try for ath in the 2nd half |
| I don’t know how but I had two Pringle sized can poops today \n\n1 piece too, both of them\n\nAnd 1 yesterday as well\n\nI don’t understand how it’s possible |
| Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakn' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation. |
| Never, YOLO |
| What happened lol |
| The next morning it dropped to 306, but IV was disgusting. I waited, and later it dropped to $316 with lower IV and it printed. A little over 5k. |
| Hodl |
| Amzn loading for liftoff |
| the volume is so low holy |
| Some of yall desperately need to get laid. incel count in this bitch goes up every day. |
| I was like wtf when I watched that half time |
| Then I would be so back |
| MSFT better start climbing soon |
| It was at 597% yesterday. Nothing burger |
| Never trading ibit options ever again |
| 2/20 SPY $670p reporting in |
| Gotta wait till Wednesday. I don’t make the rules. |
| yeah true, MU should just rise 5% every day for the rest of the universe |
| Proof:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/myvsf2sseiig1.png?width=1050&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff48a2f5e338b3f7ce473d0838b5c3c6ddc0ed5d\n\n |
| i dont care |
| I starred in this scene. |
| Buy puts, or do a bear spread. I bought a few weeks out for lower IV. |
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| so its gotta be below 320 for you to print....goodluck?\n\ndid you get out on the drop? |
| Bought 2 402.50 msft calls on Friday expiry today, was negative a grand on Friday as bought on margin and just flipped for 2600 leaving 1600 profit. Now to lose it all 🤣 |
| Not betting advice but the pentagon dominos pizza index is at 455% |
| I was more talking about your point that the rich are tightening their purses. that may be the case for upper middle class but not rich people. |
| Next year can we have a half-time show all in Russian?\n\nThey're basically Americans at this point. |
| You trade LEAPS? |
| Buying puts near EOD make sure to load up on calls for free money |
| Hey SPY, if you can do what you did in Friday and just go up, that would be very good for me. |
| Actually 200IQ move |
| Nice turn around on 590 Q’s that happened in futures. We might go back up to top of range. |
| Bring back live chat |
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| hopefullllly |
| I bought only calls (on stonks) and yet I still lost today\n\nI should be studied |
| Prolly just gonna bounce where it is now and theta rest of the day |
| Holy shit, what a slow ass shitty fucking trading day. |
| What is this a YOLO for ants?! |
| Bullish |
| Hims pills…novo pills…. What is this place coming too?!?!! |
| Both |
| Rokt etf or ARKX are my next moves. With this huge space energy and space data centers, there will be an insane amount of growth in the next 10 years. |
| This happens to 99% of super young QBs in the Super Bowl\n\nThis isn’t new and it went exactly as expected |
| Same here brother |
| Hold or sell my hood calls bought at open? |
| Welp I fell for the Amzn pump and dump. Down $400 in two minutes |
| Miserable much? 😭 |
| today will end red tbh |
| Any hope for sandicks? |
| Bottoms aiming for the bottom, per tradition. |
| “Earnings” and it’s just diluting shareholders to buy into a Ponzi scheme |
| # SPY aint done cock for 4 months wtf |
| Both |
| I declare inverse bankruptcy! |
| Why would he?\n\nTSLA does it.\n\nSMCI does it.\n\nCVNA does it. \n\nAre they delisted? 🫵🤡 |
| you actually had fun losing money?\n\nThat would be stressful for me.. \n |
| Thinking of a heavy short on /TR tootsie roll - they no longer innovate, are getting hit hard with cocoa imports, have no leadership since longtime CEO died recently, and spend more on lawyers for bullsh lawsuits than they do R&D and marketing See Tootsie v. tootsie impex a company thats been around since 1989 and tootsie v. Rollashoe for naming a shoe footzyroll. all they do now is protect a dying IP and no innovation. thoughts ? |
| LMFAO |
| And protector of the realm |
| Spotify Puts, got it, thanks OP. |
| Did you not just see the reversal? |
| You just yolo’d into the “Nikola of the Skies”: \nhttps://grizzlyreports.com/achr20250827/\n\nBest of luck. |
| Be as pissy as you want. You have that much invested in a security that 52 week high is triple the 52 week low and are surprised it's volatile you certainly belong here |
| If I promise to make self driving robot vaginas that you can ride to space while pulling a semi trailer and then not do any of that shit, can I get a few billion too? |
| My instagram algorithm says I’m interested in “body positivity”\n\nSo that’s what they call big tittied thots bouncing their titties around |
| Im gonna go to band camp get this flute out of my ass |
| “Will just be given allowance money” \n\n🤦🏻♂️ |
| I know right! No sense of humour in banks, we even wore clown masks when we burst in. Everyone likes clowns right? Right?! NOW GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING FLOOR...WHO'S THE MANAGER??!! DON'T MAKE ME ASK TWICE MOTHERFUCKER!!! |
| on short enough time scales "nothing ever happens" becomes not just an tendency but an law, thats why wsb regards get fucked by theta. |
| BEARS TRYING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE HERE TO BUY PUTS IS THE MOST PATHETIC THING I HAVE EVER SEEN LMFAO |
| The Chinese Yuan CNY is one of the most regulated currencies in the world. The CCP prioritizes maintaining domestic economic stability. A closed, non-free-traded CNY allows better control of local financial conditions. As a foreign investor, one might question the choice of a currency that is not easy to withdraw. Just some naive thoughts, FOREX is a complex thing |
| Got more ampx shares |
| The best 11 years for the market in history. Couldve bought basically anything and made half a mil easy |
| He's gotta get over his stage fright and he's got Allen-esque feast or famine style sometimes.\n\nMaye hit a league record for most times sacked in the post-season. Does seemingly amazing things but also holds the ball way too long to do them. |
| your second post in 10 minutes about this, and your 100th post about retards who buy MSFT. are you off your meds? |
| 🌽 going to 82k before dumping again. |
| Full port SPY 695C 0DTE ? |
| Why should a paramedic get paid less than a livable wage to scrape you off the ground and try to rush you to the ER while providing life saving care? If you need billions to do something maybe you are just not good for society period.\n\nMaybe it’s time to rethink the entire cost structure of drug production and creation.\n\nMaybe a lot of people along the way don’t need to be paid what they are. Maybe the current structure leads to more harm than good and fast tracks a majority of the country into not being able to afford care. |
| this retard bear has puts going to 0 and won’t stop spamming this shit |
| Only if you’re a fucking poor and can’t afford more than 2 days out. 🫵🤡 |
| #selling now is basically giving up to ISIS stock market |
| Screenshot this message. Microsoft will close today in the red. Stop being delusional. Overvalued company like all tech companies. |
| Isn't that the dude from Lion King? |
| It's down because NVO is threatening legal action over their recently announced fatty pill. I think this is a massive overcorrection |
| would be crazy if this hit 690 eod. |
| About to? The crayon eaters were never winning |
| Servers are replaced every 2 years. The question is do you save more in electricity having it in space vs on the ground over 2 years. After that it becomes a man made asteroid. |
| is it a bear trap or a bull trap |
| wtf.. how am I holding AAPL calls today |
| But somehow i always manage to lose more than what i win. It's my otherwise logical, regard stockpicks...nvo, sap, tigr. All down 10-25% vs my entry |
| AAPL and COST inverse of the market, checks out |
| Put buyers on Thursday were annihilated |
| https://preview.redd.it/gde9fwfzdiig1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad8c0c8d58cb6eca95ed44ec283d172d7ebd3123 |
| Some men make panties drop simply by entering a room. I make stocks drop simply by buying them. |
| more like your neice's , but anyway... |
| It could also be 20 bucks end of year if they get the birds up fast. |
| We love 6969.69 aren't we? |
| Global66 account, 6% on USD, 11% on Colombian peso, and the COP gained 20% on the USD last year. |
| lookin theta-y |
| ber thought\n\nsilly ber |
| That’s the stuff you eat when you want to lose weight. Oh and you misspelled celery. |
| Won't that change be what causes the price to go up enough to be worth having? |
| Did you sell for double around noon |
| Stop spreading the same loser bullshit your puts are worthless we allready know LMFAO |
| https://preview.redd.it/ov49wo6vdiig1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=928564fb491ae4c6420cd5cf8c011829bc8dc3d6 |
| I also do have LLY lol |
| Noon dip, pump will resume shortly |
| !RemindMe 6 months\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/z5DBMJD.png\n\nu/AcanthocephalaNo2439\n\n>Hahaha you idiot bulls. It's honestly insulting to even call bulls "bulls" because bulls at least have some intelligence. I'll just use the word "mentally impaired". you mentally impaired idiots bought Microsoft and look at it now! Below $412 xd. It will fall under $400 tonight into Tuesday open, you really believe AI didn't pop? It's useless. Stop coping. You are LITERALLY burning your money in a fire pit. You are WORKING for free as of right now at your garbage office job. |
| up 1181% in 6 months? I am in. |
| It happens |
| He’s a second year QB against one of the best defense in the Super Bowl \n\nHe got a bright future, I’m surprised they even score |
| Bro the FUD. CVNA does it for years bruh and they don't have AI leverage on huge profits on their side, like APP does. |
| Theta gang, but dont tell anyone here |
| Spy 700 is physically impossible, so load up on puts again at 699 |
| Apple got Tim Cooked today wtf |
| Isn't it down cause they got out of the fatty pill business? |
| The hot girl delivering Uber Eats sounds oddly familiar thesis to someone I follow on X |
| Haha thanks |
| According to literally everyone on WSB, I should buy puts. Therefore, it's time to buy calls 😎 |
| U-Uh.. hey big red.. w-what’s that? You’re on your way here? N-no that’s ok please.. stay home.. W-What do you mean you insist?? |
| It’s like if you could hear cattle talk to each other on the way to the slaughterhouse |
| No I know I know nothing |
| Silver is back baby |
| # That boy Drake Maye is TRASH |
| MSTR earnings call was the turning point in this recession. SPY up and to the right from now on |
| This stock could be 200 by end of year if they get the birds up faster |
| Is it a good time to buy a new car? |
| I’ve run out of capital 😒 |
| Take my upvote 😂 🤣 |
| I also bought HIMS for my wife at $40👍🏻. Not kidding |
| This is just another opportunity to load up on Spy calls isn't it? |
| Free money, yes |
| I saw them at 400 on amazon, are you buying Chinese ram? |
| Even more so with one |
| Data centers in space is not cost effective. You need additional sheilding which costs resources to get up there, then you have aging servers that need to be replaced, and cooling issues. The only benefit to space is cheap electricity. And specially trained IT astronauts whenever some shit happens. |
| >She is beautiful!\n\nThat’s what her new boyfriend said. |
| They have been reducing bonds and getting gold for over a decade buddy |
| orange has his hands on everything technically in the stock market, so you're either lying or stupid or both |
| Weiss bought Amazon. That MFK’r |
| I take it you are beyond caring that they’re cooking their books |
| L + ratio |
| Kinda surprised nobody is spamming HIMS yet. Down 30% on good news that got retracted by a lawsuit. The underlying business hasn't changed and it was over $40 in December. Should bounce hard from here. NFA |
| Thank you, I have my own rug.\n\nI will pull it myself with my 0dte spy options ☺️ |
| A lot of you think you know what you're doing and it shows |
| He could just be lying about that. |
| it's a ber trap, no worries bulls your SPY calls are safu |
| Well im retard. ON reports today. I bought puts. |
| Tech is amazing because these cycles happen within years. If it was oil we had to wait a century |
| Some people take everything so seriously. Like bank robbery for example. If a bank can't laugh at getting robbed, then that's their problem to solve, not mine. Now give me a proper VWAP retest so I can double or nothing. |
| When you add 🌽 to a permanent portfolio and you are buying it hardcore cause it’s been imploding; volatility capture on a non correlated asset. Warms my heart |
| that’s the top for the week probably puts for friday easy money |
| what do you mean I sold my puts too soon? |
| That's the spirit! Now go and risk some money you can't afford on a complicated financial derivative you barely understand, it's what hero's do! (I am of course joking, please don't do that on my recommendation, I am a complete regard who wouldn't know a good play if I tripped over one). |
| Man I’m stuck in spy calls now after these past 15 minutes |
| That’s a bar |
| Hims calls here or nah? |
| How could we let bers take over for this past hour, they deserve nothing send spy back up |
| in a downtrend there is always a bounce, give it a few days regards |
| Hmmm over the course of 14 days…..ok |
| Hahaha you idiot bulls. It's honestly insulting to even call bulls "bulls" because bulls at least have some intelligence. I'll just use the word "mentally impaired". you mentally impaired idiots bought Microsoft and look at it now! Below $412 xd. It will fall under $400 tonight into Tuesday open, you really believe AI didn't pop? It's useless. Stop coping. You are LITERALLY burning your money in a fire pit. You are WORKING for free as of right now at your garbage office job. |
| What the current market is going through has got to have a name. How about:\n\n \n🥭 Dump and Pump Trade \n\nor 🥭DP |
| I put my Satoshi in your mom’s Nakamoto |
| I make up for the high levels of incels. |
| Well yea.\n\nIt's always going to V to higher highs unless we get a genuine crash. The only way that happens is credit tightens and a recession.\n\nWe've never had a recession or sustained market drop without fast recovery in history without credit markets first showing signs of real distress. |
| hope you catch them puts |
| lol quick 200 off hims puts on the squeeze, im out |
| I mean the guy who posted it isn't saying it's a good thing that that's how it is, just saying that that is how it is.\n\njust because health insurance is a scam doesn't mean that there aren't ways to maximize your savings while using it. |
| Thank you for your valuable insight Captain Obvious |
| Mother of low volume on spy |
| Thoughts on DDOG? Should I sell puts or nah? Attractive IV but that usually means its sus |
| i could really use a wish right now |
| Indian banks give 8.5% returns on fixed deposit.. I should just transfer full port there |
| Mufukkas ain’t religious till they go down 50% on a 0DTE then suddenly it’s “please god, save me this one time and I’m at your mercy” \n\nIt’s me, im mufukkas |
| Smells dumpy |
| This is actually the method |
| There's no reason for them to buy gold. Or sell it.\n\nWhy would gold exports have to come from Fort Knox?\n\nThis is such a boring conspiracy because it wouldn't actually matter if there was zero gold in Ft Knox anyways |
| Im starting to feel pretty 🌈 without a flair |
| To sell my calls. |
| $APP about to jump +150$ tha fck up, in the next 72 hours\n\n600s incoming |
| "genuinally" |
| We are gonna trade sideways till EOD theta fucking us |
| nah calls on GDRX because trumpers are mostly living in fat red states, they need to buy ozempic and they're too poor to buy it with anything except GDRX. |
| Meta strong as hell |
| Dollar yes. Treasuries no. |
| Probably cause there’s a bunch of paperwork he has to fill out before loading up |
| DDR5 32GB dropped 4.2% week-over-week. Now $1.85/GB (was $1.93/GB) (Wholesale)\n\nARE RAM PRICES TOPPING OUT\n\nIS MU FUCKED |
| Top is in |
| for what puts? |
| look on the brightside....uhhh........ |
| These were loans. Made with the expectation of being paid back. Turns out they were not being paid back. Now china doesn’t make such loans. |
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| It's down 20%...that's the opposite of a short squeeze... |
| ITS COMING VERY SOON |
| Bears forget market dumps are once in a lifetime thing and everything can and will recover.\n\nBulls forget that no asset can pump to infinity sustainably. |
| This is the message i needed to fully maximise my losses. 🙏 |
| I enjoy watching you two retards fighting |
| The best way to get to buy cheap shares of a company you want to own is buy a call first. That way the shares dump. Trust me bro |
| AXTI calls are free money. Thank you for your attention to this matter |
| It's been a long time since we had a big fundamental correction, the liberation day stuff was just quick dump and pump |
| Spy goes to 695, everyone buys calls, we pull back. \n\nSpy goes to 685, everyone buys puts, we bounce. \n\nI’m gonna need you all to only buy puts please. |
| the holy cycle of life. |
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| ACHR being sued by JOBY for corporate espionage. |
| I love Vietnamese customers they always got jokes |
| Both are hot garbage |
| theta me harder daddy |
| Anyone that has bought MSFT has genuinally the smoothest brain. Words cannot describe how intellectually challenged you would have to be to purchase such a garbage stock like this for such a garbage company. You have so many other options, yet you pick this garbage. You deserve to lose money, in fact it makes me happy you're losing money. Genuine horrible stock, pick a better one. |
| Hood short covering started. |
| I bought a goog call at the top again 🙂 |
| so we had like a 2-day bear market last week \nand now we are back in bull market?! |
| You will be fine we will have strength for the next couple of days |
| Spy stop chopping give it up it’s over |
| Are we looking at the same chart? It's down 20%... |
| Neither |
| I remember SPY |
| Organizing tax info and it just dawned on me. \n\nMy wife is a $63,000 a year asset!\n\nShe is beautiful! |
| So what should I do |
| Waiting for $80 SLV. |
| Haha someone is about to lose money lmfao |
| Everytime someone blows up their account buying 0dte scratchers, a Jane street analyst gets their wings |
| Yeah I highly doubt it but thinking about it is funny imo. |
| $$ dying or US? |
| reddit, but probably not |
| women don’t enjoy dumping because they don’t have a prostate \n\n**SAD!** |
| Any news or catalyst for APP? |
| if you paperhand weekly options today you deserve to be here |
| Salary? What’s that? |
| Bout time for a dog boner |
| so far |
| Diluted each time it goes $12-$15 |
| Hims volume going crazy |
| Allen Iverson bought AI.com in college in the mid 90s. and forgot about it. 😱🤣😂 |
| Haha profit is profit. Buy more with half your profit. Gains secured. More gains on the way. |
| both. |
| #RIGGED |
| So... Not rug pull today? |
| BlueBird #7 launches in 20 days. Lol |
| I'm manifesting that MSFT crashes. |
| What calls to buy now ? |
| COME ON REDDIT YOU CAN DO IT, MOVE MORE THAN A DOLLAR |
| Qqq just go to vwap and I won’t do more options today |
| Garbage shitass stock |
| the second i buy MU calls. literally the second. |
| yeah, it's a big swing stock for sure, but drones and robotics are going to print money over the next few years |
| The vibes are terrible today |
| Yeah that’s what I need to start doing. Every other subreddit is garbage |
| It's not rejecting anything. There's resistance at 695.70 and it's lunch time. Charts move in zig zags. If there is a lot of volume and it bounces hard off a level, then you can call it rejection. |
| Dump mstr to load up on mstr, big brain |
| After lunch |
| I broke even wtf |
| That NVDA chart post pop is the definition of intentional pinning |
| Maybe it will be better in the future but right now it is a fad. Not sure why people make comparisons to the internet. The internet in the 90s was much more fun than what we have now |
| If he is real he hates me, so fuck ‘em |
| Break 615 already |
| Hmm, is this the time where you want to be vested in HIMS? Sure there is an opportunity, but opportunities happen daily |
| You’ll be fine |
| Now pump industrials, aerospace and healthcare stocks please |
| Well, it's only $5.3k.... wait until you see -$53k |
| I can handle a WAP but a VWAP might be too much for me |
| No volume turn up the. Volume |
| Amazon and Google both issuing debt??? |
| i'm all ber'd up. give it to me... |
| MAG 7, more like trash 7!! Sell all tech stocks and load up on genuine value stocks, not this AI garbage. ESPECIALLY MICROSLOP |
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| Duol is at an ath every day how are you not printing |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/itssomeidiot made a bet that MSTR would go to 138.0 within **1 week** when it was 132.55 and it did, congrats regard.\n\nTheir record is now 28 wins and 19 losses\nYou're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| have puts getting evaporated but we'll see how this goes |
| Hims has been going down for a month and you think the gap is getting filled EOW?? Drugs are crazy... |
| #lemme get that |
| Silver going haywire over the past few minutes |
| probs this week tbh |
| Close the mirror app |
| Thats what I was thinking as well. Thank you for your time. |
| Half its value? |
| Well, I was wrong and you were right |
| So Bitcoin is not money then? |
| I just read RCAT here last Thursday and now i’m up? |
| Goddamn is mstr and bitcoin recovering or am I going down with them |
| somehow my hims/duol puts are not printing |
| It hasn’t been the week for spy 700 for months lol now MMs just dangle 700 and their smol pps in front of us every week |
| Luckily I'm only interested in high risk option plays, so i'll take your advice and stay here in WSB where it's warm and safe and good times are just a Wendy's job application away... |
| Down 30% in a month. Seems risky. |
| I don't know if they are w this. TrumpRX site sells Lilly and Novo glps... he likes to tout successful numbers, HIMS would actually not only be cutting into American company profits w Lilly, but w his rx site, cutting into his sale numbers that I'm SURE he will want to share. I'm nervous here, as a long time HIMS holder. I bought more of course haha just nervous. It will bankrupt them if the lawsuit goes thru and they have to pay back financial losses Novo suffered, wouldn't it? Taking away this whole GLP1 thing, I think HIMS platform has a really exciting thing going/growing. |
| That's weird, mine shows a double bottom. |
| Can’t find that should be already out |
| Gates has not been involved with the company for a good while now |
| $hims babyyyy then volume is insane |
| Stocks FTW! |
| Inevitable? You’d be surprised seeing my 1 year graph 📈 |
| Who here believes in GOD!? \n\nOf course you do! I see you dumb regards praying you make money every day! |
| There is great evil in this world. Do not be naive |
| 692.5 |
| My chart on my port is showing a double top. That’s a sign |
| ure cooked |
| I thought this was going to be a HIMS post |
| I'm bagholding at 12ish, come get me soon plz |
| This is going to pop up bouncing off of 694.75. |
| My prediction is we are gonna VWAP from here |
| Definitely number of accounts. And there are definitely bot farms mass-requesting their API so it might as well be a made up number. Only number of paying subs should be reported |
| Will crowdstrike moon or tank after earnings? Gut says buy more after this dip. |
| Prob paid accounts, but i dunno shit. |
| I need apple to get itself together |
| the big Dump(TM) is taking its sweet time edging bers with micro dips and bol traps. |
| Everyone sell MSFT, we need to teach bill gates a lesson. Fuk microslop, we need to show them how much we dislike this garbage company |
| Smart people don’t like me |
| I would imagine 2 users. How would they know that your two accounts are the same person |
| 2.5T dollar asset losing half its value in 4 months with little to no bad news in a bull market\n\n100k by May |
| Yeah, that's why I've placed puts. |
| Short squeezing |
| You can choose to sit out |
| That's a manhwa actually. |
| ONDS has a nice steady stream of new contracts going, looks good |
| double down amzn |
| can u feel the demi-gorgon |
| LMFAO |
| How screwed am I for buying 0dte 694 puts |
| What's Tom "fat cuck" Lee think for the week |
| Hold my beer |
| time to go cliff diving |
Has there been a genuine audit of Fort Knox?\n\nAlso, if you look at the raw data from the Fed, it's basically been a flat line. Which is absurd, given that the US's biggest export of 2025 was gold.\n\n U.S. Treasury-Owned Gold | U.S. Treasury Fiscal Data U.S. Treasury-Owned Gold provides data on the weight and book value of gold reserves maintained by the U.S. Treasury. fiscaldata.treasury.gov United States (USA) Exports, Imports, and Trade Partners | The Observatory of Economic Complexity Find the latest trade statistics and economic complexity data for United States. oec.world |
| Does anyone know if the +800m OpenAI users are unique people or just number of accounts?\n\nFor ex. I have 2 OpenAI accounts - 1 personal & 1 from work. Does OpenAI count me as 2 users in this case? |
| 90K. I’m put on a 5 year payment plan now. |
| HIMS gap getting filled eow |
| Puts on MSFT loser bulls |
| You’re a dunce. Welcome home. |
| My NVDA call got assigned and had $20k to spend 🔥 |
| Holy crap, it really did 50%.\n\nhttps://finance.yahoo.com/video/eli-lilly-buys-orna-novo-142840652.html |
| Why we chill asf on up days come on lets lose some money guys 😔 |
| I mean it's pretty clear he didn't buy it as a hedge even though it worked out fine in the end to hedge against his losses, dude simply raw dogged pharma stocks and got lucky one of them ended up a winner in this situation. |
| watch one 5 minute spy candle wipe out the past half hour. fu MM, you can't have my calls. |
| How does this work I keep seeing these calls |
| cuts |
| A single one minute candle on meta cooked my 0dte puts |
| He's a man of class and likes expensive things. |
| palls |
| ... |
| Rejecting 695-697 for the fourth time now. My god. |
| Can't believe I bought puts on spy at the top!\n\nDo you think I will profit or diamond hand this when SPY goes back up? |
| Bingo |
| Bears even taking Ls in 🌽 now ..tragic absolutely comically tragic 😂😂😂 |
| Have you actually done DD on ASTS? Launches are irrelevant if your technology can't provide direct satellite to cellular service. |
| RDDT gonna snap back bigly |
| We got CPI and PCE releasing on Fridays from now on instead of Wednesday. Wtf. |
| Wednesday jobs report and Friday cpi report comes out. It’ll bleed end of week. |
| Theta is coming for YOU 🫵 |
| so is this the time for hims puts or calls, I can't tell |
| 88 last week. 104 this week. buys calls..\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0irtf575biig1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdabb9086637f48dd4eb12b0d8b6496c3d0abd9c |
| The real robots were the actors in spandex we met along the way |
| Who the fuck invited Tom Petty |
| happy to be of service |
| Pls 🙏 |
| Even the rich are retarded |
| Bullish DoJ investigation and product halt news for $HIMS. Hop in on the dip! |
| A big chunk of the research is done by universities with government money. |
| long, buy to open regard |
| Good luck bagholding those calls |
| Top of the bounce and rug to red today would be cool |
| lol |
| Hood calls for when butcoin bounces back when trunp truth crypto is the future |
| Sorry bud, this is the real Final Bell\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bfap6172biig1.png?width=1524&format=png&auto=webp&s=494b18b38c5d736dfde2f068594efa97d623d381\n\n |
| $17 dollars the past year? You could at least have pointed to RNMBY if you were actually trying to prove your statement. Choose something else man. |
| Lol 😂 why didn’t he buy it when it was $60k |
| Well? |
| Upvote for calls. Downvote for puts. Whichever has the most in 15 minutes, I'll buy 1k worth of feeling extra regarded today and wanna see the vibe |
| Not today, boy. |
| You sound dumb enough to have unironically believe phones were a dystopian-nightmare compared to letters |
| SPY |
| I pointed this out to my wife last night lmao. This was one of the few commercials I even saw, too. I was torn between the Super Bowl, and the Female Big Jump at the Winter Olympics, so I honestly missed most of the SB commercials. But I saw this one, and it made me laugh. So much money wasted, and the news was known for almost 48 hours beforehand, too |
| Exactly where I'm at lmao |
| I believe so |
| Puts on what. |
| Somehow saylor managed to buy bitcoin at 79,000$ this week. The man truly hates his shareholders |
| Meta will find a reason to crash $20 sometime this week for no reason per usual |
| Not sure what to do here |
| It’s just going to keep going down |
| Have you been to Boca Chica and see the Starlink/Starshield launches? |
| ARCH and ONDS🚀🚀🚀 |
| Tmr???? |
| Anyone buying workday? |
| maybe elon could get away with it. but, when the DOJ says "your assets will be frozen w/o further warning" its gg. full stop for a public company. |
| Google and anthropic internal models are making the most headway, and aren't reliant on Nvidia. It's probably not going to be a close race. |
| I didnt hear a bell!! |
| Me too. |
| no, tax cuts + big spending programs, they're nothing like western conservatives, but it's a different situation there considering the yen's been an undervalued vessel currency for decades |
| Always a chance. And for what? 1 less click? |
| Maybe he got his juicy salary |
| I thought the word 'trading' implied I get something in return? I buy options but they just take my money? |
| 160 calls for March 💼 |
| that means you're doing it right |
| It's like you guys are all allergic to money |
| I've honestly wondered how they got this far.... |
| Hmm sell now and miss the giga rocket of doom or hold and get rug pulled.. |
| Robinhood cant even figure out the ytd calculation. Im at new ath and up 13%ytd\n\nWas saying 15% ytd last month when i was lower 🤡\n\nThey gotta be fucking up peoples taxes if they fuck up ytd |
| Maybe up to 115-120, then back down to 70. |
| Shorted at 690 😬 |
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| Multiple fidelity accounts is crazy work 😂🤨 |
| Just loaded up my account with my tax return. Ready to lose it all |
| Try target i like sum to aim at to distract me from thinking |
| wtf is HIMS doing |
| Pepperidge farms remembers |
| Wsb is the last good subreddit. Go to a subreddit of something you’re interested in and watch a bunch of losers nitpick every little thing and talk shit just to be negative. |
| Elon wishes he had what ASTS has. He's scrambling to get something working that can compete. |
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| Mstr down 65% in 6 months wtf |
| Hope so |
| VIX fucking dead |
| HAHA |
| So what, high volume |
| Or delay their production, in the case of HIMS, atleast they are protected by the USA, for now |
| I don’t know what IBKR is doing, with level 3 options I can sell puts and nothing else?? |
| Well, where are the downvoters now about why $HIMS weekly calls at 16,80 was a great reversal entry? |
| You’re “TOO LATE”. |
| Where them broke ass bears so i can laugh at you |
| obvious ber trap, back to SPY ATH we go |
| nobody believes in this rally that's why it will continue. |
| I'm aware, but the stock is too heavily priced in them succeeding with recent and expected future launches & competition.\n\nGiven SpaceX shenanigans, especially with Elon's forced merger with them and XAI the space sector is not looking like a stable sector. Precious metal prices aside, it's 90% dependent on USG subsidies to survive. Sure, you do have commercial customers like Apple, but if MangoMan decides to have a spat with Elon, there goes the industry's revenue. XAI is a massive money sink with the exponential cost of datacenters too... ASTS, RocketLab, and SpaceX are all tied at the hip. |
| True agreed |
| I have the card, use it almost every day. One thing that sucks is their gas "reward" is a scam lol. |
| No |
| WSBs is the last good subreddit. Everyone on here just goes to subs that are supposed to be about things they like and then they just nit pick every little thing. No wonder no one on Reddit gets any pussy |
| Puts, so that it can hit 700. |
| feels like i'm pushing my luck\n\n |
| Umm I just bought exit now if you want |
| so bag holding is now a sign of victory in this sub, okay\n\nif the sats are delayed price will go to 80 cause nobody will trust management bs again\n\nand I’ll be a bag holder too at that point |
| Netflix and drill |
| VZLA situation is rough :/ |
| I'd take my 1000$ and buy some dick enlargement pills... Sounds like that would be better for your well being. |
| Don't blatantly copy protected IP and you won't get sued |
| Knew I shoulda bought more last week. Sold stupid puts and mad some quick $ instead\n\nAlso can u call ur people and have them pump ANET for me too |
| Thinking of buying SPY puts. Maybe that’ll prop it up to 700 finally after I buy. |
| I think they will raise $100 billion but I also think it will be the last time. They’re the new we work. When they file their S1 they won’t be able to go public |
| This. It's about the dopamine hit. It would feel good for 6 months then you get bored. Shit, with 5M more, you can get a way nicer house in a way nicer place. |
| VIX crying in the corner |
| CPI report |
| Really? I've always found WSB to have quite a positive vibe. |
| I think you’re good at a 217 strike. IMO Amazon hits that by Friday |
| Just bought weekly puts. Let’s do this! |
| Testing resistance, on spy at least, for the past 5 months \n\n\nMargins are good, big tax time benefits coming for earners, flows appear good\n\n\nIt's time |
| Not today little johnny. |
| wait, so obviously puts correct? right guys? guys? |
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| Is HIMS having short squeeze?? Holy shit |
| Hood is 30% crypto. Their stock follows whatever crypto does. |
| Remember the 5% intraday swings |
| Could build an underground city. |
| Svm reporting after the bell, what's the play? Up or down or flat |
| DUMP IN NEXT 18 MINUTES, MARK MY WORDS |
| This market is entirely driven by openAI, and that alone is absolutely bonkers |
| AI onlyfans accounts |
| Both companies are in some way or form in the F1 this year yes |
| 🌽 and MSTR 🚀 |
| Not convinced this will continue but I’ve been wrong multiple times |
| Is it |
| Earnings call is after market close tomorrow. I agree he should probably at least trim his position before then. |
| and now we slowly trickle down to 0% gains on the day to kill both halves of the options |
| Another win for Lil B the Based God |
| until rddt is not in S&P500 index it's still a good buy |
| Ryan's coming back bro. Remember, he bought $80 calls |
| Welp back to flat would be wild |
| HIMS:\n\nDon’t fuck with Big pharma, they can bankrupt a company if they really want to |
| MSFT puts?? I truly do\nHope from the bottom of my heart that these bulls lose all their moneys for investing into microslop |
| #Has Netflix EVER had a green day in its history or has it been just drilling since its IPO? LMAO🤌 |
| So many negative people on Reddit. Kind of over it. About to just delete my account. Puts on Reddit |
| A random post from orange, Iran getting wrecked by B52s |
| Damn buddy, I know we all like to joke here but it takes a lot to admit you have a problem and seek treatment. Don't skip out on it. \n\n\n0DTE gambling is not even fun gambling. Unless you have insider information, it's completely self-destructive |
| Are you guys okay? I don't actually care but |
| I been on the RH credit card wait list forever and got an email I’m off the waitlist. Calls on RH if they’re sending out more cards |
| Same 😩 If I sell a 0DTE call at +100%, it goes to +1000% 5 minutes later lol |
| my breakeven is 103, hoping for 105+ after earnings so I can de-risk |
| This sub is so boring when the money just goes up. Somebody do something stupid! |
| Spy option down 198%; currently jestergooning at Walmart to prevent cortisol spike, can only take so much more. Any tips? |
| Pltr 300 eoy |
| bro's never heard of high beta and leverage |
| Why gamble 7k in hand when tomorrow is the earnings report! With the volatility! I would have definitely sold it! But he is the rich and i am the poor so that can mean something, right?! |
| Calls (so you can save my puts) |
| "Russia says"\n\nBro just because someone emailed Epstein FSB nonsense doesn't make it not propaganda |
| NBIS JUST AS I PREDICTED HERE IT COMES. |
| whose going to win AI race? \n\nthe options are: \n\-1. An US AI company who goes all-in on scaling \n\-2. An Chinese Hedge fund with an AI side-business \n\-3. Some british regard who life streams with an AI bot |
| Boring dystopia won out. Shit was so good like 2010-2015. Can’t help but feel it’s downhill from there for a while. |
| I am up bigly. Wanted to be up biggerly. Thought I had another week. 😂\nWasn’t ready to make the decision to exit or bet on another pump tomorrow. |
| What exactly is happening tomorrow and on Wednesday that could affect SPY? |
| Last week was under $100 why buy today? |
| Come on give me quick dip on qqq |
| It's all AI now. Was trying to use it for room remodeling ideas |
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| LMFAO |
| Now is really a good time to dump before a long rally into mid terms… |
| You didn’t even look at the chart did you 🤣 you really just hate making money |
| hims squeezing wtf |
| Crazy that today is basically over. |
| 😂😂😂 |
someone has done a really good thesis, worth going through it  Shark Chart (@SharkChart) on X Ondas Inc. ($ONDS): A Complete Investment Thesis x.com |
| What reguard is betting on this not the move guys |
| CIFR |
| Yeah that was a great one, as someone who has tried CoPilot to help in some excel tasks.\n\nWhat it can do:\n- Help you find formula setups you don't remember (essentially a better interacting user manual)\n\nWhat it can't do:\n\n- "hey copilot finish my job" \n\nThe google with the house was funny as well,\n\n"Put Ben's stuff in here"\n\nYou think gemini knows what bens fucking stuff is from a mixed photo file? Bro, an actual fucking person can't do that with out additional context. |
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| yes, but up to the downside |
| !Banbet HIMS 20 7d |
| #LMAO🤌 |
| Lies |
| I am buying either way |
| based on his screenshot, looks like he bought the exact top of the stock in 2026 |
| SLV 85 eow |
| Because sadly they store a large chunk of crypto and for some reason that affects their stock performance even though crypto revenue is maybe only 1/4 |
| Spy puts or calls? |
| 1/28. lmao, you bought the exact top. well done, you stupid mf. |
| Appreciate it. |
| How's the cnbc hopium? |
| Still glad I got physical gold at the beginning of last year and decided to simply forget about it. I’ll keep doing that while playing 100x leveraged gold short term; the movement is a lot of fun at the moment! |
| AI, ozempic, gambling \nthe future of America |
| This market is so fake & 🌈 |
| Are you new at numbers? |
| rddt LOL |
| They value TAM differently than most |
| I don’t even know what that is |
| Don’t forget retail sales and job data. Do bulls really think this is the week for spy 700 |
| ss of unrealized gain is the best i can do |
| Still overvalued. I’m waiting for under $100. |
| Sometimes break even is a W |
| So facts |
| I pray about days like today and when they finally happen I don’t trust them at all and sell waayyyyy too early lmao. The market has successfully brainwashed me |
| why does hood move directly from btc? will it ever not? |
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| its bouncing back LMFAO |
| Feels like overbought conditions today. Might be a fade now. |
| HOOD going up after earnings? |
| lol, a fad in the same way the internet was a fad |
| No matter how much money you lose, just remember that there are still people who think a bankrupt towel retailer is going to make them rich |
| Blame ur FBI agent for snitching 😬 |
| SPY 700 never |
| join theatagang to sell calls to other retards. |
| You’re new here |