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| tape worms tbh |
| Wow! How was it |
| I have the risk tolerance of a much younger man! |
| Bers be saving receipts to make fun of bols when SPY drops to 620-630 that they’ve had since SPY was 550 lmfao |
| CRWD, DDOG, CEG and NOW will be targeted |
| Sort of. It's actually a form of bovine tuberculosis that stimulates the immune system to kill non-invasive bladder cancer. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zltj2e1ap6eg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50aa89e39360328a1726a3beddbeb40ec38de0b4 |
| You prefer not “speculate” about why she did it but you know it’s not coercion.\n\nBullshit. |
| alll signs point to BTC going back up.. dont miss the train! |
| I love how MLK day is omitted by other exchanges. This Europoor gonna get rich thanks to silver |
| Can I identify as a Europoor so I can trade my stocks at their open? |
| Silver? Nothing like arriving to a party at 4am |
| Imagine if Dumbfuckistan actually pays substantial dollars for annexing a country w no economy. 6 million danes are gonna be fucking loaded - and they are already fucking loaded. Free welfare millionaires. |
| You both are underestimating and overestimating EU. EU shouldn’t have done it last year itself. On paper they might be bigger than China. But they’re not as united and don’t have the economic influence of China. |
| The EU runs a surplus in good, however runs a big deficit in services. If you take both into account, there is not much different between the two. |
| where's everyone tbhhhh |
| It’s down .09% from after hours Friday |
| Schrodinger's China Cabinet |
| They call him Taco for a reason |
| agreed; he doesnt have to be a premiere operator to know when he has leverage over someone, and ask them for money in not so many words. it's a pretty simple shakedown.\n\nbut i disagree with your last point; everyone who enabled this takes it very seriously. our fellow americans have inspired a new axiom: \n\n'fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, cant get fooled again. fool me thrice, and i'm yours.' |
| Im not saying ur wrong I own thousands of shares of ibrx.. |
| BCG is not chemo. Every tumor needs some kind of stimulation to become visible to the immune system. (A cold tumor must become a hot tumor.) Unfortunately, that's how it works, but it's not a bad thing. |
| Which one of yall bought the 14 million Ferrari Enzo |
| Nope, it’s not |
| Why gold instead of silver? |
| I have never heard of Gap-and-Crap, but now I love it and I will be using it in place of pump and dump for the foreseeable future. |
| The EU is the world's b!tch |
| I got slv calls on Friday I'm thinking tariff talk will make spy take a dump and slv will be green. But tbh I'm not sure what slv will do. I'm still confident in my calls. |
| Probably the only stock that can open green in this environment |
| I dont see any gain porn on ur profile so ur word is as good as the next.. look at my profile lil bro |
| France is already figuring out how to surrender |
| Dude my ass is killing me. Pulled a muscle last Monday and it still don’t feel right. |
| $100 EOW |
| I mean, did read that he was mostly a Ho. But I Can’t really judge someone for that especially considering all the good things he accomplished, right? |
| But TACO will back down |
| Come on j Noel TD pass want some fee cash |
| Yes. Didnt they already bow down and spread their cheeks when they were slapped with liberation day tariffs? \n\n\nArent european nations begging US to sell them weapons to fight against big, bad Russia?\n\n\nDo Europeans even have their own financial payment processors? Their banks beg Visa/Mastercard to give them a discount. \n\n\nTheir people are addicted to American social media, where, if push comes to shove, they will be trained to cooperate fully with Americans. \n\n\nAWS could shut off entire European corporations for years - and they have no European Cloud provider.\n\n\nSorry, what economy are you talking about? An economy that was granted to them by the Marshall plan and one they have taken no steps to secure - financially, technologically, militarily or diplomatically. |
| Unless the plan was to taco until markets expect it, then you switch it up.\n\nYou can always trust on an unreliable man to be unreliable! |
| Weekend Nasdaq just cliff diving lmao. Lmfao even |
| ~~We're not going back~~\n\n👐 And we're back. |
| Am I right in saying commodities markets still open tonight despite the holiday tomorrow? |
| Ukraine flag. Lol. Why aren't you there fighting? |
| Fly into France and get a dinghy over to England and claim asylum. You'll be fed and housed for free for a couple of years whilst your claim goes through and then you'll be able to stay forever. |
| Great time to have a strangle strategy |
| I was going to quit sniffing glue next week |
| You’re going to die as a learning experience |
| Daaa bears vs bers who wins |
| ahh yes. U already anticipating tuesday market open. |
| Oh buddy im googling at lightning speed rn |
| Finest tradition of this sub |
| So will I be ok? Or what 🙁 |
| Found one. |
| Unlock about to start and that’s when it will bottom |
| So far. Im talking about months down the line. |
| What are they saying?? |
| Doesn't everyone on this sub have this card??? |
| Crash wen? |
| He belongs here with us |
| Shares |
| -1% on Tech100 is not slightly in my book |
| Do some coke or luds then you'll be in the mood for calls again. |
| Hey I was spitting facts. Google it. |
| I hear oil companies love that |
| Everyone will be so pent up for Tuesday because they couldn't trade on Monday so the market will absolutely go up. |
| Hey SLV bears, you guys still short on SLV considering Cheeto’s EU tariffs? |
| Currency markets are trading, and it looks like nothing / no serious reaction so far. |
| It’s okay bb |
| Joe |
| The Mexicans |
| It’s down slightly and that’s the after hours 4pm to 6 pm after trading day Friday |
| >raised by women\n\nIsn't that the "traditional family values"-ideal? |
| I meant to say raise my bad |
| >raised by women\n\nBro just say your mother doesn't love you |
| Fuck it, we ball. |
| It wasn't named "Big Beautiful Bill" for nothing! |
| Bruh every week yall find a new 'most shorted stock ever' guess only time will tell. If you guess every stock is the most shorted youll get one right eventually eh? |
| The beauty of supporting the Packers is we don't have to be stressed this late in the season. |
| You a extremely fucking retarded to buy it at that price it’s like you didn’t even open the fucking chart |
| Just buy the whole gang SHLD. |
| Well you can just check Weekend Dow, Weekend tech 100 and so on. Deep fucking red rn. |
| Obligatory "priced in" |
| But that's the caveat-- yes, you are paying *slightly* more, but for higher quality products. I hardly see that as a tax, and there's an argument to be made that it's better long term financially for both the individual and society to not be throwing mass produced Chinese crap out every few years.\n\nWhat is the better option? Rely on slave labor from other areas of the world to artificially keep costs down? Or employ Americans to produce quality products, pay them a fair wage, and pay a fair price for that labor? \n\nSo, again, I think calling it a tax on Americans is disingenuous in many of these cases. These particular tariffs are forcing Americans to stop making short-sighted purchases. I will contend that this is not the case for all tariffs, but my industry is thriving as a result. |
| Negative oil is happening there is nothing you can do to stop it |
| DIS went from tranny to prayer maybe it will work for you. |
| Sydney Sweeney alt |
| [it’s cool to learn something](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGgxTFYF844) |
| My port is up 22% this year, my man. It would be more if you and your pals weren't slacking it tomorrow with your 'day off'. |
| VIX calls for early retirement. |
| idk do they have the Epstein files? |
| I think an awesome feature would be a poll where each person is able to vote one time if on Monday of each week the futures are going to be green or red. |
| So gold, the most gold, many tell me... worthy of a peace price? Yess |
| They raised rates last month, society is fucked, we have basic chat gpt and people still insist on saying dumb things all the time |
| Locking chastity butt plug with USB phone charger. |
| This went viral at the time. Iirc, they rescued all the dishes without breaking one. |
| Good job I YOLOd into gold last week before the new tariff announcements. \n\nOnly reliable thing in this presidency, every person and country is moving to gold from the dollar |
| Cogent and logical. Yes. |
| I know. It should be more like -23.75% |
| I have daddy issues |
| Just saying, if Musk or Larry or Bezos buy all the houses in Greenland, tear them down, let residents move somewhere else. We don't need to go to war with Europe. Did I Ace in my cognitive test? |
| I fuk'd up with JNJ, I wanted to load up last week and missed the entry\n\ngl, could be already priced in, I am extremely bullish on healthcare/pharma tho |
| r/oddlyspecific |
| You can still be drafted until age 45\n\nFortunately for this sub, you can’t serve if you’re autistic |
| Yeah, fuck us lady liberty 🗽 |
| Depends whether you are short or long... My short calls will probably print. |
| 1738 here |
| You play too much red dead to have a clue about the market |
| Europe will bleed too ofc. |
| That's what she said. |
| Im imagining by tuesday we open up 2.5% some how |
| ⬆️ ⬆️ ⬆️ |
| Don’t bother!! |
| Nah shits already priced in |
| Oh my bad sorry |
| You gonna be good bro |
| > I grew up in a trailer in south Florida\n\nyeah, we could tell |
| ice trying to deport em |
| 8 turnovers and we still haven’t hit the 4th quarter, this game is bad |
| I want to borrow money DIRECTLY from the Fed.\n\nHow do I make that happen? |
| Project Bluebeam |
| TSLA +4% |
| Schrödinger's Plates |
| You better say thank you, motherfuker. |
| Bitcoin isn’t giving any red flags, I doubt futes go crazy tonight |
| Save your prayers for Tuesday, regard. |
| What’s up with this alien talk? |
| Germany will indeed bleed too. |
| Anybody got any picks for our DOGE check and Tariff check? |
| Sir, this is Wallstreetbets. |
| I just need MU green Tuesday and I’ll be chilling |
| You can just make 10k on Tuesday on 0DTEs |
| Most are sold to Chick-fil-a |
| Every single tariff threat has had a continuously decreasing effect on the market and people have learned that after 2 or 3 days you get a +20% for scratching your balls. Buy the dip. |
| Amuricans been amuricans. Wait to see all people here enrolling the army to confront all countries that are opposing USA after so many open fronts. In my opinion it looks like the end of a cycle that for sure will not make America great again, if it ever was |
| Please tell me this has anything to do with nvidia chips, rams or graphic cards and ai overall |
| Go move back in with your dad. He’ll show you a DINK |
| 100 eom |
| the bond market is the only thing that can stop the orange man |
| Well, Airbus helped, but Boeing did that to themselves letting bean counters take over what was a great engineering company. |
| >read\n\n🦍❌📖 \n\n🦍💶📈\n\n\n\n\n📉 |
| I like how, on the board for the thread, NATO is down -.23% |
| They should wait until the US Supreme Court decides if Donny can still play with his tariffs or not. |
| EU is so pathetic! They cannot even shoot down Russian military aircraft violating their airspace without asking permission from the US. So how can they take action against the US’s takeover of Greenland? |
| Totally agree |
| I'm not fat I have a surplus of energy 😤 |
| What silver gonna do ? Lmk\nThanks |
| Why is the EU so passive lol. The only way to fend off a highschool bully is by throwing hands. |
| Im paying 1700 a month to live on my own. Its quite nice, living by oneself in a proper place. A year ago i would have said this is worth it. But realizing how much i am spending in a year to do this is starting to drive me fucking crazy. i could pocket nearly 10k in a year by having just one roomie. I am very jealous of DINKS who dont have this problem. |
| Why does my ass hurt? |
| Buy or Sell, or What to buy or what to Sell. |
| Long some Gold and short some NOVO at OPEN |
| It's crazy how misinformed Americans are. \n\nFYI the EU is the second largest economy in the world, second only to the US. Its ahead of China.\n\n\nYou really think an economy that powerful is going to bow down? Think of how much economic power there is behind them, its like thinking China would back down. Its absurd.\n\n\nThe US has been the big boy to China/Russia because combined with the EU we economically destroy them, without EU backing the US starts to look mighty small. |
| What’s my move tomorrow? Pray |
| We europeans are dumb enough to let him press even more money out of us which he then uses to buy greenland from us..maybe he is a genius after all, we paying the usa for taking greenland from us |
| I go there and never seen one |
| Me like cake. |
| Genius ,\n\nYou must be up bigly on the market |
| you forgot supreme court tariff ruling tuesday |
| I can confirm this. I'm in one of those countries and I can say that we don't need the government to act, the public is doing it on their own. American products are being boycotted to an exponentially growing degree as the information spreads like wildfire through all possible channels. I'm in the Nordics, and I can say that we're proud people who act on principle. It won't be long before stores stop importing american products because they're not going to sell well enough to justify the import. This is just the beginning. Buying a local alternative is the easiest and most low effort action a person can take.\n\nThis is no different than the brands who still operated in Russia after they started the invasion of Ukraine. From this invasion alone, 40% of the population actively boycotted any brands associating with Russia, and 33% already boycotted american products due to their change in political stance with Ukraine and Russia. This was before the most recent tariff threats. |
| fake ber\n\nreal ber know their fuk and they like losing money |
| Both things can be true.\n\nDonald Trump can be a complete fucking moron with dementia AND he can be a ruthless, sociopathic conman.\n\nThere’s pathways for what he’s doing, even right now. He’s going to invade Greenland, he’s going to destroy NATO and I wouldn’t be surprised if Putin and his ilk already bought quite a bit of Trump Coin or something similar to enable all of what Trump is doing.\n\nTrump knows how to play the game. Here is what Republicans will tell you in 2027 and 2028 when we try to hold them accountable for what is going to happen to Greenland:\n\n“Well, Woodrow Wilson strong armed Denmark in 1917 and bought the Virgin Islands for $25 million, why is this different?” |
| Sleep in |
| Apple Intelligence |
| Usual being that no news has stopped the stock market from continuing to go up. |
| Trump can do this bullying of Europe and Europe takes it like sodomy-enjoyers, precisely because European rich are mostly invested in SP500 and MAG7 to begin with\n\nSo American rich fk euro rich, then they fk kids on Epstein’s island together, then they fly back home to fk their constituents |
| FBI yep this guy right here |
| How do I short this guy's cheeks? |
| DRS |
| All of those companies opening up tax haven offices in Ireland are about to be in for a ride. |
| Ummmm The UK has higher obesity rates and Germany isn’t far behind. |
| sports ball with another horrible product |
| it's live footage from bers HQ |
| I’m just waiting for JNJ earnings tbh… |
| who will pay for it? |
| Don’t worry bulls I’m sure everything will be fine |
| me hearing the US starter WW3 so I can buy the dip\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ga28edf4n6eg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=061350888d632d9e0acd3c8d07ec862d4fc57e1f |
| Spy put and vix time |
| Hahaha you see the bullishأt they try to pull with their credit card? Gave everyone a 10$/mo fee after advertising no annual fee (after all, it’s monthly!)\n\nThey rolled it back after huge negative response and cancellations \n\nGood luck buying this crap at 45PE! |
| My bad. 0dte calls coming up 👍 |
| You're doing a weird thing where you're disagreeing with me while agreeing with me. I'm trying not to be too combative here, so please don't take it that way, and I apologize in advance if this comes off that way.\n\n> "The Onyx Collection", based out of Kansas, were being undercut by cheap acrylic shit from Mexico, China, etc.\n\nThis is another way to say "their products cost more money." If the price of the cheap acrylic shit goes up, then the cost of installing a shower *on average* goes up, because you can no longer use the cheap acrylic shit.\n\n> Americans are forced to purchase higher quality fixtures instead of disposable shit.\n\nRight, that's my point. If the disposable shit *is cheaper* than the higher quality stuff, then it results in higher prices for American consumers, like I said.\n\n> When tariffs went into effect, their production soared and they were able to hire more American workers. They're good jobs.\n\nThis is the small group of people that I said were gaining at the expense of the rest of us. |
| Turnover city |
| Best way for a country to lower its healthcare costs is to encourage smoking. People drop dead in their late 50's/early 60's instead of hanging on for another 30 years. |
| Hope for green? |
| And I fucked Sydney Sweeney |
| My heart Skipped a beat 🤣 |
| market is closed tomorrow so it matters not |
| One side has no balls, other side has no morale. Let’s see how this plays out! |
| America is far more than 4% unemployed in actual figures as they are not counted after the first two years of leaving the workforce. About 40% of US adults over 16 are not employed and not looking for a job. That accounts for caregivers and people with health problems, but it's still a large percentage. Nearly 20% from ages 25-54 are not working. |
| And the American economy a shot in the head |
| lol 🫵🤡 |
| EU trade *surplus* with the US: something around €200bn.\n\nGermany is already squealing from China stopping buying their stuff. Macron can tweak his pee-pee all he likes with the French trade deficit with the US. The Germans have already told him to STFU. |
| So if I wanted to buy SP 500 (never invested before), when is a good time? Want to avoid buying at a peak |
| Thank you god I gotta cash out before the world burns |
| Apart from a ridiculous amount of pharmaceuticals… the us imports over $600 billion in goods from the eu whilst the eu only imports around $350 billion from the us…. And you can’t even tariff 8 eu countries, you tariff them all or none at all… eu trades as a bloc |
| so greenland is worth only $42.6 billion? can we not sell denmark a 60 DTE put for greenland instead of all this? we can like, keep harvesting premium until they realize there's only ice and walrus there. then if they drop the price, we will be happy to own it. \n\ni trade the stock market so I know how these things work |
| Just let the liquidity flow |
| hope all the bears are enjoying weekly "simulate my returns" day |
| LOOOL the title of this post is completely wrong. They are literally setting up 93B retaliation package. Let’s be honest, EU WILL NOT back down on Greenland. But guess what, Mango won’t either.\n\nHonestly I think we are getting into very dangerous territory. |
| RemindMe! 44 quintillion 201 quadrillion 2 trillion 123 million 10000 picoseconds. |
| MLK was a free market capitalist… The markets being closed Monday is disgrace to his memory!!! |
| Oh shit he’s right |
| >Philippines Becomes First Country to Put Entire National Budget on Blockchain\n\n>The Philippines has become the first country to integrate its entire national budget into a blockchain-based platform called the Digital Bayanihan Chain. This system records every stage of the budget process, creating a tamper-resistant digital ledger to enhance transparency, accountability, and reduce misuse of public funds. Officials aim to modernize government systems and improve auditing and public oversight, positioning the Philippines as a leader in digital governance.\n\nPretty tight. |
| If South Africa won’t take him back, Greenland won’t |
| https://www.reuters.com/world/supreme-court-plans-rulings-january-20-with-trumps-tariffs-still-undecided-2026-01-16/\n\nPossible Tariff SCOTUS opinion Tuesday. |
| out of weed. puts out of spite |
| That’s what Boeing said before being downgraded to junk bond status bc of Airbus. All American products can (with some losses ofc) be replaced within a relatively short term except maybe Microsoft Windows. |
| 8=✊🏻=D💦\n\nWait, no! I mean\n\n(🫱🏻💢🫲🏻) |
| Make Nana proud. Put everything into INTC calls as Europe contemplates their anti-coercion weapon that aims at big tech 🗣 |
| Russian ^ |
| I mean you're not even wrong. I'm more saying the rumor of these events is the runup, they are not going higher unless something happens, which it never does. Do you believe we'll take Greenland by force or there will be an additional 25% tariffs on those countries? I don't, I'm not buying stocks assuming they come true. Better play is to inverse that reality. I think odds are in favor of the bulls and nothing ever happens.\n\nI don't know, you seem smarter than me on this all. I might just inverse myself here and get rich. Hmm |
| What’s going on?!?! |
| Yep! They stay stuck together like dogs. |
| Then this shall be the day I don't lose any money |
| So fucking real |
| Which is the way the US has wanted it for decades. To feed their military industries. |
| Since you're just deferring taxes until the age of withdrawal, and you will probably be in a much higher tax bracket then, the pre-tax SEP doesn't really save you taxes but rather defers them to a time when you'll pay more. Based on your comments, I'm presuming you don't have a Roth SEP. However, you'd be wise to borrow at a much lower interest rate (under 5%, for instance) against your portfolio than withdraw at your then higher tax rate (over 35%, for instance). Then, you'd be saving on taxes. I'm not a financial adviser. |
| What’s the point of starting a new thread when the market isn’t even open tomorrow for 95% of traders? Mods are so dumb |
| https://preview.redd.it/5grsib3am6eg1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a0a4ceba0f23cbbbca89b3320d9fb2b02ba3230\n\n7973 years is the limit 😀 |
| If this is the case, they're fools. The Venezuela thing is a giant nothingburger, mark my words. Actually, I take that back. Not "if this is the case". They are fools. |
| As far as I know, Android & SteamOS both use the actual linux kernel.\n\nMacOS & IOS are FreeBSD.\n\nIt's all unix-like & works pretty similarly at the end of the day. |
| lol fuck |
| Define "usual" for the last year and one month |
| Its coming back to 51 |
| Exactly. |
| Did you miss the tariffs and escalation with the EU? You are looking at 5 red days.\n\n6000 here we come |
| Tariffs might get rolled back on Tuesday - Supreme Court is ruling on a couple cases that day |
| That latins in South Florida love eating those fuckers |
| Wait until EU claims their Treasury bonds... |
| I like how people are like it's for sure going down but if it goes up it's rigged. Just can't take a L. |
| Dump and pump or pump. Lets just say the U.S. dollar's trust factor just keeps dropping with the stuff 🥭 pulling |
| Is this Bazooka in the room with us right now? |
| Hopefully those strong men can take care of that child rapist DJT |
| Maybe we could talk them into taking Elon Musk |
| Technically…Black Monday tomorrow |
| What are you talking about buddy? Just wait for it to trickle down. |
| +100 retard aura just for that |
| Are they stupid. How long will they hold back. Lol. It's war now. Tariff Americans to shit. |
| Real men don’t pull out\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8o5j2vc2m6eg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddfb523641220a2d6e12f38f44e1771e0ea35632 |
| No crying in the casino |
| Sidney_godsby with 109 comments, he really got no life if the markets closed |
| Still nowhere near, you remain the most reliably obese nation. |
| !remindme 9999 years |
| UCLA cheerleaders 10/10 👌😦 |
| Gold and silver gap up 🙏 |
| Instead, they will release the Epstein Pedo files! |
| A year ago I saw an old lady sitting on a bench, feeding bread to a bunch of iguans.\n\nThe new gta is ganna be lit |
| I just wear a helmet and bring a napkin to wipe my drool |
| I can think of reasons, I just prefer to not speculate on why someone did something. Believe it or not, people may have no opinions on something. |
| Yes 😔 |
| Can’t really blame other countries for trying to keep peace with America. Congress needs to grow a spine. |
| The trade bazooka was much worse and also affected US services; it would significantly decrease US activity in europe. |
| lol Blackrock just withdrew 2 trillion from US bonds. |
| Trump's reported offer to acquire Greenland priced the territory less than Elon Musk's net worth. |
| What the hell do you expect when another country pays for their military? |
| Yeah, it was like that this past April. I remember. |
| "INTEREST RATES? NEGATIVE, PERFECT. \nI PRESS ONE BUTTON, SPY ALL‑TIME HIGHS. VERY COOL." |
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| This hits hard. |
| You will have to go to hell for that. They didn't release the files on him for a reason. They say the guy was a real scumbag. |
| Super red monday, super green tuesday… 😁 |
| I have puts, but objectively, green futes would be the funniest shit ever. |
| Its a banana Michael, how much could it cost? $10? |
| Waiting for the monumental crash coming from the greenland shit.\n\nHave some put into silver, gold, and defense etfs. The rest is cash (sold positions) cuz ill invest when the dip happens. |
| We are not crashing this year, occasional 1-3% pullback but nothing insane till next year is what I think. |
| i think of those more as environments built on top, as oppose to a vanilla Debian or arch at the extremes but you're right you can get terminal unix like access on those |
| Those europeans would have died for greenland |
| Definitely some 0DTE… |
| This is like going to a random birthday party and asking how much cake there will be AND I LOVE IT |
| there is no front or back seats if there's only one row. |
| just don't know if it's a smart idea to run air hoses between the garage & the basement. apparently running anything other than romex is a no-no bc fires or whatever. \n\nbut it would be trivial to do. there's a old vent register in the garage that no longer has a duct. it's full of insulation now, but the opening goes straight down to the basement. |
| It’s Denmark, all the Euros have land outside of Europe that they need defense for also |
| Welcome to Costco |
| I was waiting for a buying opportunity, can you scream when you see the spikes at the bottom? |
| Isn't the casino closed on 19th? |
| I dont need to buckle up, i shoot the horse and hibernate for a year |
| You can always turn to sniffing glue. |
| Not true. Real life industry example: Take bathroom and shower remodeling, for example.\n\nAmerican made cultured marble shower manufacturers like "The Onyx Collection", based out of Kansas, were being undercut by cheap acrylic shit from Mexico, China, etc. They pay their workers well and all of their drivers are always happy to be working for the company. When tariffs went into effect, their production soared and they were able to hire more American workers. They're good jobs. Prices on their products have not increased.\n\nTake Bertch or Fabuwood vanities. Manufactured in America, more sales, more jobs. The garbage coming in from China is cheap MDF. Yes, it is a bit more expensive than Chinest shit, but you are getting a quality product for that increase. Same goes for Onyx Collection.\n\nIn both of these cases, it is disingenuous to call it a "tax on American consumers". Americans are forced to purchase higher quality fixtures instead of disposable shit. Which, by the way, throw away culture is *horrible* for the environment. You'd think the same brain dead idealists would be applauding the manufacturing of quality products that don't immediately end up in landfills. But I digress.\n\nI have no particular political stance at this time of my life. I am just telling you what I am seeing inside my own industry. Take that as you will.\n. |
| CVX (300b mktcap) and XOM (500b mktcap) are up about 10% on the event, what the hell do you mean they're nothingburgers lmao. Look at almost any defense stock in just the past 2 weeks.\n\n"Certain sectors" is what investing is, yeah. Knowing how "certain sectors" will go up is how you make money. If you keep calling them nothingburgers and wondering why the needle on SPY isn't moving much, you're just leaving money on the table.\n\nAnd if you're only bulling your ass off at SPY without any macro on sectors, it only takes a consecutive couple of WSB style plays to zero your port when the needle moves against your logic. You'll find that the needle makes a lot more sense when you look at individual sectors, per my comment above. |
| Whoa, I've got like ten of those; I'll mail you sum! |
| 100%. |
| Watch Tuesday be a moderately green day |
| No immediate retaliation here; theyre (somehow) open for talks. Yet talks wont do any good cause nobody is gonna give donny greenland |
| Just don’t open. Problem solved |
| https://preview.redd.it/tb78bmqml6eg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bd52d34f7eedbe160ed24aa0241c4bbe1cd3ce6 |
| Genius from eu here, we already have a tarrif plan ready that will launch on Thursday |
| Yes |
| Hello buttsex enjoyers and queers, both your calls and your puts will be fucked equally. \n\nIt’s over !! 🐻👀🫵 |
| “They smoke cigarettes so I can’t be retarded” |
| High volatility is where the money is made!! \nLove this time right now. \nWe got tarts protesting, Europe in a tizzy, Gold and Silver on a tear and BTC still holding before its hibernation into winter. \n\nYeah, I’m cautious but cautiously optimistic! \nI see now that during times of peace and stability it is really hard to make killer gains. \nWith instability and high volatility it’s a whole different game!! |
| China enter the room. |
| Thats right |
| "bro it's just an archduke dying, nothings gonna come of it" |
| but a 4 door is more expensive to build than a 2 door which suffices for 90% of the market, the cost for the assembly lines is small in comparison and they want them anyway because their 2 door introduces many other optimisations |
| Just buy European defense stoxxx. There is always a bull market somewhere. |
| Smokers know full well the ramifications of smoking, even a little bit more so than non smokers. Nothing to do with intelligence or being informed |
| And US TACO as always. World order restored |
| Don’t you dare debank me, bro pls |
| Once again this wouldn't ever happen because soldiers would just refuse to follow orders if commanded to go on an offensive war against the EU. BUT in this hypothetical I dont think you realize the disparity in combat strength of the two groups. Theres a good chance the EU would run out of missiles before the US ran out of planes. |
| I hate to spoil the illusion but that wasn’t his wife either. |
| All your portfolios perfoming after JPowel gets ousted |
| "Buy European" sounds great until you realize they don't make anything. |
| see, the problem is that we got too rich for our own good in the 20th century & not enough of that money was re-invested in education\n\nmfers thought infinite generations could get rich by working at Ford without getting replace by automation. |
| They will play at 630 pm today |
| That's true. Mayo would be a better substitute for sour cream. |
| I don’t know who this MLK guy is, but I feel like I wanna fight him |
| 3 years 💀 |
| Mettez mes frites dans le sac |
| I think the uk has passed us with the fatties |
| You’re the same flavor of autist as me if you avoid adding to a winning position because it’ll up your average price |
| Lmfao |
| 🥭 should've gone all in on an 0DTE play. You can't get debanked, if you debank yourself first! |
| EU got no balls |
| Over the last 250 years, every brave and courageous European man either left to make his fortune in the new world or died in a trench. \n\nAll that's left is the pussies raised by women and the cowards that stayed. |
| mango is obviously gonna invade Greenland, or something equally retarded and the EU will phase in a 5% apricot tarriff over a twelve year period and the guys on here who love the EU will pass it off as some genius checkmate |
| If so, they are killing their own economy. I think EU are too weak to fight back |
| Already off to a good start, he didn’t even know market is closed Monday 😂 |
| Bastards can swim and run FAST if they need to. |
| Europe ain’t gonna do anything but fold |
| "WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH NATO. YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT, EVERYONE KNOWS IT" |
| I escaped data center investments last week after breaking even. Gonna hold that dry powder to seek out buying opportunities this week. |
| They are invasive... |
| Dumb rich ber lol |
| 😭😭 |
| 👁️ 📱 👁️ |
| Yea, Id be surprised if EU tries to fight back. They dont have industry (i.e. technology), finance or military. \n\n\nSome agriculture sure, but they cant even stop buying Russian gas 5 years into a European war with Russia. How could they possible stop buying American? \n\n\nI don't think they are American vassal states yet - since they could choose China and become its vassal states, but yea I am not sure they are sovereign today. |
| Uh |
| https://preview.redd.it/qqn96bh2l6eg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=117adc2e303f4918444cf06b9c972dde48a48cda\n\nI am ready |
| Nah, it will open green or close green like 99% of the time... |
| lol CJ Stroud looking dumb af right now in the playoffs after giving Caleb Williams a stern talking a year ago lol |
| What is AI, it is 100% legit. |
| They’ve pretty much caught us on obesity as well while banning all the tasty carcinogens. Bums |
| Europeans aren't going to die for greenland, it's just not going to happen |
| Leave the poor iguanas alone. You ever think about how that iguana could be a regard in the iguana wsb on the iguana reddit gambling on the iguana stock market. One of us |
| That really had me. I was stressed. |
| Full body condom |
| Absolute fire 🔥 name |
| neither can i |
| Yes and no I want to buy back shares I sold lol. Still holding 560 shares |
| Source:\n\n>*The European Union backed off from triggering a trade ‘bazooka’*\n\nand\n\n>*The EU could however revive a €93-billion retaliation package*\n\nOP:\n\n# EU holds back €93B trade bazooka\n\nDo y'all read before buying options or just throw some dice? |
| Real americans do fent |
| **Week of 1/23 Market News and Data**\n\n**Hello WSB members, this week we have some quite few data, we have Supreme Court Tariffs Ruling at market open by Tuesday, we have President Trump speaking Wednesday morning before market open. Earnings season starts this week with $NFLX on Tuesday after close.**\n\n**Monday 1/19:**\n- Martin Luther King Day Holiday market closed \n\n**Tuesday 1/20:**\n- Tariffs Supreme Court Ruling \n\n**Wednesday 1/21**\n- President Trump Speaks \n\n**Thursday 1/22:**\n- GDP (QoQ) (Q3)\n- Initial Jobless Claims \n- Core PCE Price Index (YoY) (Nov)\n- Crude Oil Inventories \n\n**Friday 1/23:**\n- S&P Global Services PMI (Jan) \n- S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (Jan) \n\n**Have a great week @everyone** |
| Maybe they know something |
| I knew he was tarded, I just thought he was tarded and incompetent, so nothing would happen. Turns out he found enough yes men this term to be competent at implementing his brain dead ideas. |
| Lol my mom fell for this😆 I told her they forgot to fill an olympic pool in Russia and nobody knew because the water was so clear, showed her the video, and she gasped so loud |
| MLK day. What a useless holiday |
| "Hello afternoon" |
| And yet they still live longer |
| he’s gonna be one of our best and brightest, i just know it |
| Is this really wat ber does? |
| I didn’t know I could buy puts on NATO, why didn’t anyone tell me |
| Please 🥭 tweet that you are open to negotiation before tomorrow morning |
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| Smart. Sell the shovels. |
| Feel better soon, bro. Market will kick back up in a bit. |
| Dope setup if you're the type that would actually utilize it.\n\n\nIve been putting off buying an air compressor for years now. |
| In Cuba iguanas have a nickname.\n\nThey are called, "chicken of the trees". |
| A j.Noel TD pass would be sick |
| I love you.png |
| Cool, I'll throw 5 bucks at that.\n\n!remindme 3 years |
| EU smoking rate twice as high as the US and we’re gonna pretend they’re the smart ones lmao |
| THIS! |
| https://preview.redd.it/1ht3vs9mk6eg1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b07e084b2acddfc2068555bc14ed70320809bf5 |
| So the person who made this meme pictured a Redditor and asked for someone with an 8-pack. \n\nI shouldn’t be surprised, since being delusional is kind of the message of the meme but still… |
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| What in the Squid Games |
| Tarriff Tuesday ruling |
| !banbet UVIX +15% 2w |
| Earnings coming up |
| NO need to bend over….they can do it just as well if you are speed walking.\n\nExperience matters |
| thinking about replacing my (broken) air compressor w/ a slightly bigger one, then plumbing quick release connections to exterior wall (for car tires) and my 2nd workbench in the basement. |
| futes just can't come fast enough |
| Hoping to spread panic. |
| just put the fries in the bag bro |
| Me asf I fullported calls for this week 😭 I need pltr green or else I am cooked |
| You have to send the fed 1 BTC so they send 2 back. |
| No monkey.\n\nJust a white man with a lot of money ! |
| Why are republicans suddenly okay with starting a war with Europe. Can these people really not come to any conclusion unless Trump tells them to? |
| A bank with a P/E over 45? Nah I’m sure you’ll be fine 🤭 |
| Sadly, I dont know how to work Options in my boomer Vanguard IRA... |
| The whole of the EU has less balls than Canada alone |
| Stocks only go up tho |
| Winter in Florida should just be renamed, "catching and selling iguanas to pet stores for option monies." |
| Can you substitute “Jerome Powell speech” for “president of the United States truth social ramble” |
| I don't see any scenario where the market isn't red on Tuesday, so calls are going to print and I hate it. |
| He loves them jewish cats tho frfr |
| Can you picture a mustard stain on his tie as he says it?…. Don’t let your hate consume you |
| The market is locked in for a soft landing. |
| HOLDDDDD |
| Is anyone else concerned about all the bodies that just disappeared. |
| Hahahaha |
| I would be angry too. I am not sure I agree that he meant to fuck up his businesses. I say that because he is a childish narcissist who has an ego so big it needs its own zip code. Failing on purpose is a hard proposition for someone like him. Regardless, he did use that as pretext to make more money and not pay his debt. I still think he is an idiot, but he is surrounded by people who know exactly what they are doing. They use him as a conduit for their twisted agendas. \n\nIn any case, I understand your anger for sure. |
| hello.jpg |
| Probably a new useless Air Force base in Greenland and named DJT and $2 trillion rare earth mining deal.\n\nMove on to Canada next. |
| Don't forget Supreme Court decision |
| PEAK INTERDIMENSIONAL CABLE |
| Or you enter WW3 broke and forced to enlist |
| I think I saw something like EU retaliating by halting EU trade deal with US. \n\nSo, potentially not business like usual. |
| Don’t threaten me with a good time |
| KFC crusader from the knights of the round table, he had a dream about chicken living as equals, well seasoned and deep fried. |
| Colonel Sanders invented chickens. |
| Donnie’s followers. He said the water would catch us. 🐐 |
| Lots of american companies with a big presence in Europe, might be in for a rough ride. Repercussions will follow fs. Not only tariffs. American companies will for sure (either officially either unifficially) be banned from government tenders in Europe. Lots off buzz also concerning “Buy European” programs. Anyway, trust in US companies is already gone as all Europeans realise that the orange man might force them to stop deliveries or services. |
| Genuine question, If Fed is injecting why are people panicked of a tariff crash? |
| Monday -> WW III |
| https://preview.redd.it/2dne1mqzj6eg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ddc7445739915b66ffa3a80a4e9cf8f481a1d49 |
| No you idiot he invented peanut butter |
| I like it, im in (come tuesday) |
| ded ber bounce? |
| MacOS is basically linux with retard protections.\n\nAlso Android, IOS, SteamOS, etc. but those aren't traditional desktop operating systems so whatever. |
| https://preview.redd.it/26sp8heyj6eg1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d03d8ec004031a1c8e4cd34570f79fda8a1649a9\n\nThe market next week |
| ALMU. It’s what everyone in here hopes POET becomes. Don’t know why it isn’t a more common ticker in this sub. |
| This is my expectation at this point |
| Honestly seeing the most unhinged comments getting downvoted in seconds gives me a little hope |
| THE bearhunter???? HOLY SHIT |
| Pussys. Do it now!!! |
| Massive drop followed by massive pump. |
| #bers really thot LMAO 🤌 |
| I’ll give you 80:1 |
| I bought two 1/21 SPY 686P for like $200. |
| Don't be a child. |
| That was Trump in his prime. Current day Dementia Don doesn't even know what year it is. |
| What’s Tuesday ? |
| You forgot to use ALL CAPS |
| Do people not watch the Olympics anymore? Jesus |
| $UVIX calls finally on the menu |
| it's so funny when big shit happens (Maduro captured, new tariffs drama) and the top comments on the weekend thread are blissfully unaware of what was about to unfold |
| Lmfaoooo |
| I'm black and I have no idea who Martin lufer king is🤷. Don't he invent fried chicken |
| Ok, wen? |
| Schrödinger's Dishes |
| I had no idea NATO was a stock ticker 😂\n\nI need to buy some puts on it. |
| lol, your argument of them being single digits is dumb, that just means the economy is diverse.\n\nDo you want oil being 50% gdp you regard? Give your head a shake you degenerate loser.\n\nAlso, you said no manufacturing but manufacturing is double digits. \n\nEverything you say is idiotic. And everything I read from you actually makes me dumber.\n\nGet lost |
| Gnarly. |
| Friday and Saturday evenings for heaux-hunting. 🫡 |
| Fuck me lol |
| Stop sleeping |
| Lmao |
| Glad I bought at 37. |
| I'll get you 40:1 that his party would rather let him launch a nuke at a frirndly nation than confirm an impeachment through the senate. |
| You can tell because the pool has too many fingers. |
| ASTS let’s go Tuesday |
| SLV calls at open and just keep buying the entire week |
| They Debanked me too 😒 |
| Bers will win before we get the year of the Linux desktop nerd |
| You heard the woman. Buy gold. And gold mining stocks. |
| https://preview.redd.it/dpnohrfkj6eg1.png?width=927&format=png&auto=webp&s=93bb25a2a062a3eaa4c94ada632f685d13db571b |
| Ha! |
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| Or $550 |
| Hahahah they don’t want the smoke if they went through with it |
| Bers. |
| According to this sceeen shot, you didn't scoop up any. |
| Buy more $ASTS |
| oh we are doing bad shit in Greenland. Check Channel 5 on IG |
| They are over now and we're nothingburgers. A little runup in certain sectors on the initial fear, then because it's nothing the actual event goes back to even. Look at cheap oil, or defense stocks. I suspect we will soon see a gold/silver dump right about peak fear as dumb money gets in... Big money will be using them as exit liquidity |
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| Absolutely not, EU is managed by the US deep state to make Europe a continent of vassal states. |
| Picked one hell of a week to quit drinking |
| This ain't saving your calls on Tuesday |
| Yup just slide it on in there and you’re good to go |
| Bulls* |
| Thanks for being irrelevant. Thanks. |
| Bro what Nigerian futures are you seeing -0.59% lol |
| I think buying daily puts end of day Monday for Tuesday is a good trade, unfortunately. Never been a 🌈🐻 but 🤷 |
| Nope, new sport. Who can play dead the best. Pretty convincing on a couple of them. |
| Put the glizzy in the chicken bake and wrap a piece of pizza around it\n\n#CostcoHack |
| Monday is a holiday |
| Anrg 👀👀 what’s the outlook? |
| https://preview.redd.it/0exdcu6ej6eg1.png?width=2731&format=png&auto=webp&s=74d3af630cbafd237a6e30bd673cc4cd6dcabacc |
| No, it's real, I am the tile. |
| Friendly reminder that the median age of homebuyers is 59. |
| If you were profitable, you wouldn’t be trying to put together a small team of traders. You’d be working on your own trades. |
| 🍿 |
| It’s just 10% tariff, why are you panicking about it |
| piss break at the moon, then straight to mars |
| Xom calls?? oil should rally more right ? |
| Got it, all in AI |
| Why can't the fed give me 122 mln, man? |
| No its bers on tuesday morning |
| Tis but a flesh wound. I'm sure they will be fine. |
| Eh I think some are open |
| Don't forget scotus wednesday |
| https://preview.redd.it/srg5ll87j6eg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98e84bd98e554620fc0a9084ddb9441dc04a781d |
| More excited for the VIX spike to juice them than the actual downward movement |
| No it just doesnt make any sense |
| If market is open tomorrow doesn’t matter because we just copy chinas homework and they open tonight |
| TARIFF RULING POTENTIALLY TUESDAY |
| If this Trump-EU feud results in Europe making a high-quality, widely-supported Linux-based OS then Trump really was the greatest president of all time. |
| prob |
| Not if the EU is to suspend the trade deal with the US. |
| NICEEE |
| You don’t, hope this helps |
| Count on it |
| Haha i had a good laugh with that one |
| Aren't futes still open? |
| https://preview.redd.it/mokku5t0j6eg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd9962ac49cc9c7f32d53337e549496355fe3b61 |
| I predict the market will be flat tomorrow |
| This time wear it on your ass |
| "EVERYTHING TREMENDOUS, POORS ARE A HOAX" |
| Who bought puts Friday 🙋🏻♂️ $30k on $SPY $QQQ $VIX hope we dont see taco before Tuesday!! |
| Wtf am i looking at? |
| Is it ai ? 🤭 |
| He didn't. His son Jr. did. |
| USAR and Silver to the moon |
| https://preview.redd.it/g58lqbwxi6eg1.jpeg?width=1464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61835b95eef131ec128022e55747f458995fcc75 |
| They are still trying with margin hikes, but demand is overwhelming it. |
| Canada is on the clock… |
| Seriously. Noobs. |
| Frustrating how fucking funny this is. \n+1 my good man |
| So prez day |
| Shares for sure |
| Not an insult guys. Im not a course seller either. If your wanting to join a group im making one. |
| No, Macron wants to tackle Trump, but EU is a political tool made to help the US dominate Europe and led by weak German women. |
| Just bend over, and the fed will inject the shit out of you. |
| They gotta offload their calls first |
| Exactly, a functioning government that is not going to jeopardize the income ASML generates, and the spillover effect any retaliation would have to all the suppliers in the area.\nUsing private companies to play politics will not fare well with the shareholders, they will push for relocation. |
| Ber here.. no rate cuts til May. Think we will be fine. Thank you for your attention to this matter! |
| Nice time to sell cc |
| None of those are adjacent to what happened this time. Most of my port is reliant on conflict. Tariffs are a selloff, however. A lot of you guys aren't actually looking at direct effects on sectors. There are stocks that will do well when EU imposes tariffs. There are stocks that will do well if we go into Venezuela (as proven). Bad news for the people aren't bad news for SPY much of the time, and bad news for SPY isn't bad news for many stocks in and outside of it. All news is a somethingburger for some industry or its subcomponents somewhere.\n\nGaza for example is an extreme case of suffering and "bad news" for people. But the market is completely detached from it. Venezuela and Iran on US oil. Greenland on minerals and defense. None of these are nothingburgers. |
| Huh? |
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| Add anytime this week, the scotus could rule on tariffs.\n\n \nSounds like this week could be our yearly *liberation* day. |
| Already down 1% |
| does polymarket let me bet on treason charges? |
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| If you watch sports you are gey |
| 🥭 pretty much acting like how Hitler started acting, and the Russians predicted history repeating itself |
| Any hand would recommend taking a strategic asset first. |
| Pusssiiiiiiieeeesssss |
| I think no one really cares anymore |
| hey peter thiel fuck this poor LUL PLTR calls |
| It is rare that I have no retort. I just.... Wow. |
| If shares, yes, if options... gulp |
| WEF do some shady shit, fuck them |
| so whenever we have a 3 day weeked, THAT's the ripe time for Trump to fuck up the market. noted. will load puts for the next extended weekend. |
| 🙏🙏🙏 |
| Tupac is going to be there |
| Hey peter thiel i know you are reading this because your surveillance programms will flag this comment. Seriously fuck you you pos |
| did you hear those Mexicans somehow snuck a NEW Mexico into the US?! |
| I'm sure he'll understand |
| https://preview.redd.it/lnf1j42ki6eg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90329aebf596db4e9090caf51d26b0892a043441 |
| wow u know so much about me! |
| 😭😭😂 “ instead go the other way. I mean go up preferably after you buy them” you want Godspeed . Damn you wanna win so bad |
| Have a finger in my ass rn and want more. Dm me if interested |
| Really hoping the EU finally sends a BIG fuck you to Trump. It’s clear he won’t stop bullying while he know it works. |
| https://preview.redd.it/jrludowii6eg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b28c593636ab4052fd89296e806cfba7fe5b08c |
| 🚨RETARD ALERT🚨 |
| Never |
| Yea, coincidentally the World Economic forum is taking place starting tomorrow, and going on for 5 days with the largest U.S. presence to ever show up. |
| Yes |
| What is everyone's thoughts on gold and silver on tuesday? 2-3% possible? |
| It’s a very difficult terrain for mining. |
| Sigh. I really hate when people say this.\n\nDonald Trump didn’t accidentally bankrupt a casino. He did that shit on purpose. The guy is a fucking con man.\n\nHe took massive massive massive amounts of loans out, he didn’t put his own money up and leveraged financial risk on investors and creditors. Trump HIMSELF didn’t declare bankruptcy, his businesses did. He put people out of jobs, shuttered businesses and fucked over a lot of people, all the while doing it.\n\nI don’t know how you could track the money , I’m sure there’s a way but he obviously personally prospered while all these businesses faltered. And now he’s doing the same with our country. It’s working exactly as designed. He’s enriching himself, bankrupting US and he’s going to set sail just fine when all this is said and done while all of us watch our economy collapse.\n\nI mean for fucks sake, people can’t even seem to grasp that he’s pardoning criminals who he has literally no connection to. Gee, I wonder why Trump coin and other bullshit crypto investments keep inflating when these rich criminals get pardons. Maybe we should connect the dots? Well, good luck since all of it is happening in a way that’s close to impossible to trace\n\nI say all this to say the SAME FUCKING THING IVE BEEN SAYING SINCE 2015:\n\nSTOP UNDERESTIMATING THIS GUY\n\nStop saying he’s some idiot buffoon that ‘Mr Magoo’ing himself to wealth. He’s playing you. He’s been playing all of us for the last decade and people KEEP underestimating him. All this shit didn’t happen by accident, you’re getting conned by a racist conman and you’re going to have nothing left.\n\nThe time for people to take this guy seriously was 10 years ago. Instead, people just shrugged and said the system will take care of him, while he systematically took the system apart.\n\n/u/BetCrafty590 I saw your post and I hope this brings some clarity too. He didn’t accidentally bankrupt a casino. It was a deliberate con and now he’s running the con on the rest of us. \n\nYes, I am very angry. I fully suspect my mom to lose social security, I suspect my 401k will get drained and I suspect jobs will evaporate over the next couple decades and we could have prevented all of this if we took this fuck face seriously |
| So calls? Sorry, trading for the first time in my life starting Monday and this is what I've learned so far. Wish me luck 🤞 |
| I hope, I bought 100k of palantir on Friday 😶🌫️ |
| Max opportunity for Trump and cronies to profit? Market dips on Tuesday open, they all slam calls, SCOTUS rules at 10am tariffs are illegal, and market rips. Would certainly be the most entertaining outcome. |
| INTC earnings on deck on Wednesday....Nana will come to the resuce.... |
| Got 65k of April puts in holding on qqq lord please deliver me from the darkness |
| Orange man minor deity |
| Opened fire vs killed are completely different. \n\nThose 32 were almost 100% medical emergencies. I’d strokes, hear attacks, suicides, murder by other detainees.\n\nPot meet Kettle! You are complaining about 32 tragic deaths but don’t acknowledge that 500 children didn’t die in the Mexican desert like 2025 or the 1500 adults. Or the hundreds of children being rescued from child sex traffic rings during those raids because it doesn’t support your narrative. \n\n2000 - 32 is fewer deaths overall in 2025. I get math is hard. I know the actual lives involved don’t matter to you. Only supporting your narrative, thanks for being an evil person. |
| Your probably down 10% this year |
| Pussies |
| What's the best time to use a hinge boost? |
| Orange piece of shit for sure |
| Yeppp |
| That’s why you gotta wait for the dip’s dip to dip… oh wait… ATH again 😔 |
| From game of thrones? |
| Would I be way off to think that Trump’s speech will give INTC a shot in the arm? |
| Racist. |
| I been in POET since 2014. This is our year fam! |
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| Username checks out |
| Hope you yolod in stocks |
| It's MLK Day tomorrow 🤯🤯🤯 |
| https://preview.redd.it/dbc8u437i6eg1.png?width=543&format=png&auto=webp&s=98fa568fab02439f1432617c7242526c2e2c83ee\n\nIt goes here. Their healthcare is not free you know. |
| I know that shit was actually retarded |
| We had a numerical and technological advantage so it doesn’t count |
| No. |
| MSFT back to $350 |
| ASX seems very undervalued. |
| I’ve never wanted coronary plaque to win so badly |
| BRIE - Brussels Retreats Instantly Everytime. |
| 🌚 |
| EU announces reciprocal tariffs |
| Might go all in on zuck coin |
| they will do nothing as usual |
| My back of the napkin math is they likely will have TTM in June 2026 of $26. Using a lower PE ratio given their historical cyclicality of 20, potentially nets a $520 price in June of 2026. It's possible to see 25x PE on $26, for $650. Per the person below, calls ARE expensive, but I'm very much in a lot 9/18s of various strikes, 270, 320, 350 \[since December\]. They're the best way for me to capitalize on my narrative. |
| Why YOLO 200k on Sofi ? It’s calls or puts ? |
| “I KILL THEM. MARKET GO UP. LIKE NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN!” |
| I know some people as I am an immigrant myself albeit legal. They are scared to go out but they can't afford to stay home either. If anyone sees someone help them with money. Goes a long way. |
| I just bought a contract for Shultz to get a TD I didn’t realize he got injured lmfao |
| THIS is why I wear a condom at all times. |
| What's wrong, sweetie? You've barely touched your pesto salsa. |
| Alright calm down Paris Hilton. |
| Davos WEF all week with a crazy lineup. 🥭 dimon, Larry fink, DJ D-Sol, Mag7, special guests, goodie bags will be handed out at the entrance. Ladies drink free till midnight. |
| market is not open tomorrow buddy. |
| Just buy the dips. Either 🌮 or the EU will fold or delay the tariffs. |
| Sounds gay |
| Always RKLB & POET |
| Just as i thought SLV is going to drill, 🥭 begins with new tariffs 😂 |
| Why? |
| https://preview.redd.it/g1xx70uzh6eg1.png?width=395&format=png&auto=webp&s=8fc364af39d22cdaed0feda81711260732f18397 |
| Europe is now TACOing. |
| Do you guys add seed oils to your skim milk before or after you warm it up in the microwave when you drink your warm milk before bed? |
| Political bets tho |
| Full port SPX futures. Delete the app if you get margin called |
| MLK day should be renamed to Janteenth. |
| Patriots Seahawks Super Bowl imminent |
| TACO Tuesday. |
| I'll take that bet!\n\nAssuming ALL stocks includes international? |
| Multiple times |
| JFC day |
| Not US government bonds, I hope. |
| who tf is MLK and why he closed the casino |
| Lebron James |
| Right?? It’s just hard to see these gains being sustainable. It’s boring but I should probably just take that money and but UFO shares. |
| HOOD is down bigly recently, it’s almost guaranteed to make you a lot of money if you hold for a few months \n\nIf you want a day trade do IBRX but it will dump at any moment |
| Off |
| 🙁 you think I will survive this? |
| For losers like us, yeah. For dark pool trading, no. |
| Whatever you say my slippery friend. |
| MK Ultra Day |
| Ah. ACORNS again. Maybe. |
| wen eu bazooka |
| Broooo I was literally about to post this. I sleep on my right side strictly and the pain fuckin kills man |
| You're* |
| only in burgerland |
| The EU purchased more US goods than Mexico and the US purchased more goods from the EU than from China. |
| #thanoswasagenicodaltwat |
| Putting together a small group of traders. Msg me. |
| I regret that I have but one upvote to give. |
| Yes. And Americans do absolutely nothing to dispose of their deep state. The US is a pariah state nuking its own economic credibility already but American citizens seem to support this for some reason (or are too ignorant to even see what's going on). |
| All the $MSTR millionaires can now be found near or inside a Wendy's dumpster |
| Right into Donnie’s bruised vein |
| Calls? |
| We don’t like what the prez is doing |
| I would bet more on TACO or at most a one day sell off and markets seeing what happens as we get closer. |
| SPY |
| Whose watching the new game of thrones prequel tonight!? |
| I YOLO all my savings at all time high last friday because stocks only go up |
| The market is closed on Monday, right? |
| I wish for a selloff, everyone does, but like Venezuela or Gaza, or Iran or whatever it's just a nothingburger and won't sell off because everyone wants in too badly at a better price. We'd need some actual black swan, like a nuke is dropped or whatever |
| Dog it’s gonna be green idk what casino game you play |
| No need. Just spread your cheeks. |
| The banks that got a bail out or the covid loans? |
| I got some bad news |
| We have that with gold. The problem is there are not enough market participants, so it is somewhat illiquid. |
| I was sleeping under the rock this weekend, what did trump do this time |
| The Schrödinger's plate |
| POET |
| Calls\n\nThe answer is always calls. \n\nPut sellers are sociopaths btw |
| Get out of my kitchen. |
| Half way up, kept telling myself it was ok |
| It'll be ok bro, theres a lot of ytd left! |
| SAP and ASML are buys. |
| Idk |
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| Yeah, well, in RL I'm broke AF too. Becha feel dumb now! |
| Trump should replace MLK day with JFK day |
| Luckin coffee |
| ME TOO BROTHER |
| I think the tariff decision is on tuesday. |
| 200k full ported on Sofi at 27.40. I’m afraid, down bad already YTD |
| Fed injects money. All right, up it goes. |
| Political bots in here need to go |
| How much are you up this year pal |
| And it will continue to fall because I'm finally prepared to buy the dip... |
| https://preview.redd.it/f0uf1gi7h6eg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f89ae725ad1751586a271b580d9e069d50da0974\n\nAm I doing it right? |
| 100%. I 100% do not care about things that I can’t change. I also give no shits about different socio-economic statues and your victimization. \n\nThat Complete BULLSHIT. I grew up in a trailer in south Florida in gang land. I don’t feel sorry for anyone who made poor choices. I’ve worked my ass off to avoid crime growing up, get into college. Worked to get it paid for through scholarships and military. I’ve worked 1 full time, 2 part time jobs for 30years. If I don’t feel sorry for my felon brother who had 4 kids by 3 women. I definitely don’t feel sorry for anyone else’s POOR choices. |
| I call that cope or sarcasm do to any mother Reddit sub and you will find out. |
| I need these lines to start moving, I'm getting the shakes |
| If he was a good businessman, wouldn't he not had to shield his assets in the 1st place? Then again, he protected his, as his shareholders were his exit liq.\n\nCasinos is not a high risk, high reward environment....\n\nAI is.... |
| All the Greenland stuff right before Davos is just coincidental. |
| Ok, what are we shorting, boys? |
| So the responsible financial thing for me to do is put my entire 401k into Intel about an hour after markets open and retire when it goes to the moon. Thanks anonymous Redditor! |
| Got cash like he's level 35 |
| # and this is why the eu should’ve stood up the first time around |
| they say it's lookin gae but pay no need. it's genuine and heterosexual. |
| Printed |
| Threads having more active users than X the stock has to go up right? Right guys? It will go up right? |
| Fuckin gold |
| Idk why you are downvoted I was genuinely asking |
| The kids meal? |
| Open futures!!! 1 hour 17 minutes too long to wait. |
| Pussies\n\nEU holds back trade 'bazooka' as it seeks diplomatic solution with the US over Greenland\n\nhttps://www.euronews.com/2026/01/18/eu-holds-back-trade-bazooka-as-it-seeks-diplomatic-solution-with-the-us-over-greenland |
| Not a ber and never buy puts beyond swingtrading, it's just not a great look. I'd definitely double down when it does open, though. |
| I have a dream... that i'll be rich some day |
| Holy shit those puts are about to print harder than the Fed during COVID 📉\n\n \nSomeone's wife's boyfriend is gonna be real happy tonight |
| Yes, but just among each other. Just ask the Dutch what they think of Belgians. |
| What do they all have in common besides mining? They like 🍆👄 |
| Financials |
| #ibrx YOLO 🚀🚀🚀 Need a movement like back in the days |
| what are some good stocks to buy? need some that will not go down, instead go the other way. I mean go UP. preferably very soon after I buy them. |
| where do i give my direct deposit info to get Fed Injection |
| Big yikes indeed |
| Agreed. Retaliation mostly hurts EU consumers, so there's little point. Let the market in the EU methodically cut out US products where they can, similar to what is happening in Canada. |
| I guess the house doesn't always win. |
| # 🥭"ECONOMIC" speech LMAO🤌 |
| Fucking dumbass |
| Nothing ever happens. |
| Yes. |
| I was feeling good about my jpm puts but now I’m not sure anymore |
| Did you send bhole pics ? |
| Anktiva, their drug is currently used in combination with other cancer treatments.\n\nAnktiva stimulates Natural Killer Cells which we all have in our bodies. These killer cells know how to identify and execute cancer cells. Crazy. I think it's legit. |
| Priced in |
| No, seriously |
| Corona sales at bodegas are down in NYC.\n\nICE is the most un-American organization to exist. They hate beer, they hate bodega cats, and they hate Mexicans. |
| Hows the market looking boyz |
| > Eldoran\n\ndont buy alderaan puts. buy death star calls. |
| This would be possible if the god damn legislation around it was passed, it was supposed to be done this last week but they surprise added a bunch of shit to the bill to cement large US banks into the system and stifle competition from new organizations. They did that by added 30+ amendments to the bill with less than 48 hours to view before the voting. |
| And you're there reading. Regard. |
| billionaire ghouls with major mining interests in greenland: ronald lauder of estee lauder, michael bloomberg, sam altman, peter thiel, and howard nutlick of mangos inner circle |
| Until the dip keeps dipping. |
| I logged in just to upvote this. |
| Salsa literally translates to 'sauce', so 'Spaghetti salsa' is, technically, correct. |
| Buying more UMAC and RKLB they both go up like 7% every day 🔥🔥 |
| https://preview.redd.it/g683cj6og6eg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67752583f049366b349dd3470901969dbd332ee0\n\nAm I doing it right |
| They are until you have a deranged little bitch in charge of them and the soldiers stationed there are ordered to kidnap your leaders. |
| Pumping his Pats prediction market bets |
| Here in Alabama government offices are closed for MLK day and Robert E. Lee day tomorrow |
| Ain’t shit open tomorrow |
| How can I bet all stocks will stay the same tmr for 1:10 odds ? |
| That’s ok, I hear Ms. Yellen is a freak |
| Senegal is gonna win this one |
| i love goyslop |
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| No mlk day in Europe? Are they racist? |
| AREC/MP/EEENF |
| Bro your wife married you for the green card /s |
| I just send a risky text. I think I really went too far this time guys |
| 12x leveraged etfs |
| Sources: Starmer is beside himself. Driving around downtown London begging (thru texts) Bessent's family for address to Mango's home |
| Idaho can't celebrate a black man so we got Idaho human rights day or something like that. |
| Won't this help domestic focused companies? |
| ***WHAT THE FUCK IS CJ STROUD DOING.*** |
| Surprised the prediction markets aren't offering odds on whether Donnie acknowledged Robert E Lee or MLK first tomorrow. |
| tremendous calls. \n“Sir, what about the INTC 43C?” \nI tell them, nobody knows IV like I do. \nSelling now is a guaranteed loss. \nMagic 8ball says HOLD. Could be yuge. Could be a total catastrophe. Full port even |
| I’m ready to go off grid, I’m tired of most humans |
| Celebrating the Bears win |
| Thats the neat thing, they won't be |
| Y’all couldn’t make this post before the market closed Friday?????? |
| Count the 🌮s in the thread… |
| Bruhs. I think I'm in the metaverse |
| I am going to be honest, I never looked at it that way, and that makes it that much worse |
| Yep |
| I’m going to go pickle shopping all day tomorrow bc I don’t know what else to do with my day |
| if you think you're regarded, theres still people actively posting in the weekend thread |
| Whoosh |
| That’s Juneteenth my brother |
| $69, i keep the toenails |
| There is a realistic 50/50 of this happening lol |
| There might be one issue for your pain. Switch shoulders or try sleeping on your back |
| Lots of innovations and inventions happening here, bud. You just gotta look for more than five meniutes. |
| What will you do when the internet monies and the paper commodities crash? \n\nYou think the banks have your shiny rocks available for delivery ? \n\nGuess again!!! You have no skills but to sit on your ass and press buy 🐻👀🫵\n\nYou will be culled like cattle Mr. Bol 🐂🪤🛎️ |
| Tilda Swinton |
| Wait wait hold up\nI genuinely think gold could hit $15k–$20k per ounce within the next 5 years.\n--- (つ▀¯▀)つ |
| Well, they don't technically work for home depot |
| That is fantastic. |
| Well, at Epstein's he preferred the Extra Small Macs... |
| I honestly think they are |
| Unless he actually invades greenland to get causus belli on canada for them defending greenland. |
| Bro my wife has a green card and is basically afraid to go out. I think she’s being a bit irrational, but fuck bro. |
| Over your head.. |
| Hey Siri who is the Texans backup QB? |
| NEVER OPEN THAT CABINET!!! |
| Yes |
| Tactical chunder |
| CJ Stroud is bad at football |
| might have eaten too much fiber with my brogurt 🍦 |
| Imagine still commenting in the weekend thread 🤣 |
| Why? |
| That's a mango, though. |
| Yes son, but so are we 🤷 |
| Why doesn’t someone create a coin that is just SPY and one that’s QQQ so we have 24/7 price discovery and liquidity? Some kind of KYC/SEC restriction? |
| Tomorrow the EU will announce their response, the gathering of their diplomats is now concluded. I think it doesn’t matter if Trump caves, EU will need to respond firmly. It’ll be an interesting day tomorrow regards |
| Everyone is convinced the market will go down…guess what? 😂 |
| As a point of note the mayor of Memphis has repeatedly backed xAI's claims since the data center went online, dismissing any and all complaints from locals.\n\nxAI's claims they need no enviromental certifcation for the generators because they only run a few intermittently. They had, last i heard 36 such portable generators and there's thermal images taken repeatedly by drones of the site showing the opposite. That most of these generators are running 24/7 with only a few offline for maintainence.\n\nThey're also planning a massive expansion of this facility which would mean even more portable generators shipped in. |
| Tell me why |
| I ate too much Greek food |
| 🔫 |
| To be honest with earnings coming up they were cheap, avg about .34 right? So I figure a potential run could happen, then the big orange guy threw a fit over the weekend |
| lol buying physical is an investment. This is a place for gambling good sir. |
| Market can’t crash yet I gotta sell out of my IBRX. And then get back in! |
| We shall see. Every month ber have a new list of worries, every month they don't happen and market keeps going higher like all through history. Ber sound smart, but bol make money as the saying goes |
| Thank you for commenting. IP address confirmed. Rotating chair. 😩 |
| Goldmember |
| Yup, if America decides to take Greenland by force, there is nothing Europe can do about it. NATO will die in this instant, and America loses a sphere of influence that so far has been its sphere of influence quite willingly. Losing Europe as an ally will be a geopolitical disaster for the US, but apparently, the administration doesn't think that far. |
| Top tier DD only at wsb |
| SOFI calls |
| Is reddit trash? |
| Europoors are going to use their bazooka to basically ban hammer US companies in the EU. |
| palantir investors sub is a terrifying place |
| Taco |
| fucking orange pos with his fucking tariffs. all my calls are gonna be gone now\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/nb3zztuqf6eg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54da498b99cdb56347c8b01e434049f733e5b9a0 |
| Help me understand your decision making here.\n\nWhy would you buy a 27 Call instead of like 20? |
| It’s rigged in just the right rigged way ya know? |
| Sidesleeper? |
| Thinking new strategy be 50% in ETFs to be minimize losses |
| It can’t get anymore boring that’s for sure |
| I make the weirdest dreams since I stopped weed, can I have my own national day |
| Best I can do is a small group of retards |
| Market is closed tomorrow. |
| I actually am going to simp out and make grandma proud by buying ETFs of government bonds. |
| My shoulder hurts and im pissed 😤 about it |
| MLK is going to rise up from the dead and stop the tariffs tomorrow. Mark my words |
| every time sofi has a chance to run it gets fucked by macro \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n... and dilution |
| Hmm so like 80% of what happened thus far under the current administration benefited Russia either directly or indirectly. What a bunch of wacky coincidences. |
| That's why it will sell off. Perfect liquidity event for big money. You are buying thinking Orange trying to buy Greenland is WW3, and big money laughing and selling |
| #we’re all FUCKED |
| One share is worth USD 70-90 even without a squeeze. |
| See trough schroedingers box |
| This about Greenland? Literally everyone I know, even people who usually dont care have started boycotting US goods. Even companies that seem European but are owned by US companies are being boycotted.\n\nPeople are pulling out of funds with too many US stocks. Investors are talking about european alternatives. |
| Their record against us is currently 0-1. |
| I am shocked another person in here has heard this term |
| Telescope Innoovations, Full Circle Lithium, Telesat, MDA, Kraken and Gatekeeper have given me great gains. Perimeter Imaging and California Nanotechnologies are gonna make moves this year, I'm betting. These are just the tech plays... There is a lot more in the Canadian market, you just have to work harder with your due diligence. The stocks this sub hypes up have a lot of information out there on them, it's a lot more DIY with the canadian tickers. Mining and Energy have done great in 2025. Banking did really well, probably plateaued but still a safe place for your cash.\n\n \nThere are a lot of other tech plays that have done well, I just don't have my money in them. |
| I finally pulled the trigger on sqqq friday morning. I opened with $6k and will buy the dip 1 time for another 6k if it goes down a few points. |
| So short home depot? |
| intc can manufacture DRAM- youre fine : \] |
| MLK day. The markets are closed in the US. |
| That isn't even remotely true. I'm a rocket surgeon |
| They dont get data. |
| Yea I knew a few indirectly. They do go out. They can't afford to stay at home, they have to work. |
| I blame Peter thiel |
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| !banbet QQQ 600 2D |
| Commie |
| I want to put together a small group of traders. If you are profitable in 2026 dm me |
| It’s ogre |
| The actual real answer is that it [requested the closure of its own license](https://nypost.com/2026/01/08/us-news/minnesotas-infamous-quality-learing-center-is-now-closed-records-show/). Whether or not this is because they were "caught" and are trying to hide, or because of the fact that there are now swarms of angry right-wingers outside of it all day every day making it impossible to safely conduct child care services, is up in the air. When Nick Shirley visited it for his video, it was indeed outside of business hours which offers an explanation as to why no children were there. After that video, children were indeed witnessed regularly attending the center.\n\nAs far as I'm aware no evidence of fraud from that particular daycare has been found, even amidst the extra scrutiny. |
| Apparently the EU is looking into cancelling the US trade deal this time around. And France is calling to start the EU "anti-coercion mesures" which means tariffs against the us, restrictions on investments, etc. |
| Just go to home depot, you can ask them that yourself. |
| Nice try Mr ICE agent |
| Alright I’m not done with the NFL yet. There is unsettled karma\n\nSeahawks beating Patriots after the 2015 absolute improbability\n\nOr Rams beating the Patriots from their 01 Defeat and beginning of the dynasty |
| Anyone here know someone that is illegal? Are they scared to go out? Do they just stay home all day? |
| "smart business, taking advantage of loopholes. "\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/0adpnwqee6eg1.jpeg?width=1006&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0709b8d0961ebf6658c1367c1f1177a4e496e1d\n\n(Something only a cuck would say) |
| Just deposit more to my margin account to survive the volatility. Then closing the app for next few days |
| I see what you did there. |
| Emergency market open.\n\nThe SEC will authorize the emergency IPO of 30 SPACs to run all facets Of Greenland’s economy. |
| What about LUNR vs PL? |
| I think you can buy gold 24 7 |
| I used to think this market was rigged. I still do. But I used to, too. |
| I have Sofi Calls 27 expiring Friday… what do we think… I’m nervous |
| Invest in founding a vibe coding SaaS company that will take down Workday, Salesforce, Microsoft 365, Adobe, SAP, Snowflake, Palantir, DataBricks. \n\nEventually you'll also vibe code replacement for Instagram, Facebook, X, reddit and Google Search. Trillions in TAM. |
| Europistan? 🤣🤣🤣 |
| One win... so not always wrong. |
| You should make right with whatever god you believe in |
| Trump on JPM, EU trade deal, Trump tariffs on EU, EU $110B tariffs on the US, it's too much to be numb to. If you have calls on a high Beta stock, you most likely shouldn't open your brokerage app on Tuesday morning. |
| I'm going balls deep in gold as soon as the casino opens, raw |
| I'm holding the line aint nothing going to make me sell tomorrow.\n\nMight sell on Tuesday though. |
| Usonia is unique in that its deadliest war was a civil one. You are good at killing indigenous people and dropping expensive bombs from a great (and safe) height. United States of Cuckonia. |
| Believe it or not, alcohol |
| I have INTC 43C exp 2/20. Nervous now. What do I do? Sell asap before IV crush? Wait and see what happens at earnings and hold? I paid 6.10, they are down to 5.83. Sell half? Tell me magic 8ball. 🙏 |
| Europoors can actually stop being europoors for once if they actually decide to print euro and invest in their own economy |
| These are my grandpa's stocks XD There's a lot of new up and comers out there. Telesat and MDA are big enough that you'd know, I think, but after this year MDA might plateau for a bit... Ten dollar jump at most. I'll do you a favour and mention Telescope Innovations and Full Circle Lithium. Innovative products, no crippling debt, industry partnerships and new products. Look them up and evaluate. Maybe you won't buy, but buy or not, they'll be in the news in 1 to 2 years. |
| At this point I should just full port GLD and come back in 3 years |
| Silly goose on the loose |
| america is about 80% services 20% manufacturing and 4% unemployment, there is no workforce for assembling iphones lol |
| The markets will be green no matter what Trump says or does in honor of MLK Day |
| Putin: is that what I sound like?\n\n*replaces US in NATO next year* |
| Playing with fire |
| so how does it work tomorrow is it that black people can't trade or only black people can trade |
| It’s actually opposite everyone thinks market crashes -14% Tuesday that’s why we think this will recover |
| Agreed |
| Time for puts ? |
| This is wrong. Approval of the trade deal which was scheduled for wednesday in the EU parliament is cancelled which means that the retaliatory tariffs will come into effect as scheduled. |
| Yeah it’s exhausting when someone easily shows how your “Statistics” are bullshit. If it doesn’t come off a talking point. You are clueless about the rest of reality. Troll on though. There are plenty of sheep out there to fool. |
| I did this too but I think the Texans Offensive Line hates us |
| Wait what EU markets are doing tomorrow then decide on Tuesday |
| Gonna be a slow stumble to the crapper at 10am, followed by sitting in front of a PS5 till futures open. |
| That's a long time to be jerkin |
| Putins having a field day rn |
| The US have literally cucked themselves into a position to completely reverse this dynamic and are openly antagonizing countries with markets that their latest economic bulwark would crumble without. \n\nYou think the EU can't plop down a few dozen datacenters and spool up their own competitors? Web service is one of the most thoroughly-solved issues on the market. Investment scalability and anti-competitive pricing are the only reasons why AWS and Azure have such an unbreakable foothold; take that away, and the product is as homogenous and ubiquitious as bottled water. \n\nZeroes and ones are the same whether they're stored in the US, or in Europe. |
| I'll make sells \nI had some $GLD calls\nProbably I'm gonna buy more also |
| I have GOOG calls |
| My moves for tomorrow are to watch the charts in case they change their mind and decide to open casino |
| I was on optionsprofit calculator seeing which ones have least decay lmao |
| Back to $685. And why are my tacos $20? |
| jerkin to anime babes until futes open |
| The next pick is definitely going to be kid rock. |
| As would Jesus |
| Take a day off. No trading tomorrow cause a guy died for a dream :(. We have similar goals but the difference is that we lose money for our dreams.\n\nRip M.L.K. |
| No problem. Get those gains. 💪 |
| So what you’re saying is close my CCs on Tuesday and sell some CSPs? Lmao |
| I sold a bunch of covered calls that all expired slightly in the money. Sold 80% of my holdings and I thank God those contracts were all exercised. Lost all my shares but gained the premiums and lost the risk of a red red Tuesday. |
| The amount of people the genius complaining about 32 deaths in detainment and your snowflake melted when someone points about that there was statistically no difference yet there are 200k more immigrants in detention centers. You like sheep who don’t call out your bullshit. Your statistics are irrelevant and ignore life savings in other places. Your lack of intelligent and coherent self thought is amazing. You only care what your cult masters tell you to think. \n\nIgnore the 700 migrant child sex slaves in US cities in 2025 freed in government raids in 2025. https://www.justice.gov/usao-ut/pr/justice-department-announces-results-operation-restore-justice-205-child-sex-abuse\n\nhttps://www.fox5dc.com/news/30-children-rescued-us-trafficking-raid-amid-growing-crisis-warning.amp\n\nhttps://www.actionnews5.com/2025/11/09/101-missing-children-found-by-memphis-safe-task-force-us-marshals-say/\n\nI’m sure since they are children you don’t care. It doesn’t meet your libitard talking points. I dislike far left and far right equally wish you both would disappear. |
| How come? |
| Genuinely if market crashes I feel like all this big money movers are all fucking retards cause why would you sell trillion dollar worth of spy when you know trump will chicken out my next day |
| I would definitely tell my moves for tomorrow, if only the market was open |
| I HAVE A DREAM THAT THE MARKET WILL BE OPEN TOMORROW |
| Nada |
| buy stonks |
| the problem is people don't read the fine print. when you ask to be reminded you agree to pay for the reminder and over 100 years you could owe $250,000. of course i didn't read the fine print either so this could be complete bs. |
| Me asf last few dollars went to pltr calls if market crashes I end up broke and driving uber |
| UKhaveneverlostwhenoutnumbered.co.uk is |
| EUAD pumps hard |
| First |
| One more thought if this Administration would happen to announce a "Kill Cancer" initiative for the nation, it would probably be Yuge! Just saying. |
| Put the other half in on Tuesday |
| R/investing |
| Could you elaborate? |
| Because I can’t invade my allies , I’ll tax my own people 🥭, you couldn’t make this up |
| This just in: Trump wants to golf and has decided that America need Scotland for strategic defense of the Ryder Cup. \n\n20% Tariffs on sheep and scotch till America is given all those red head green eyed lassies delivered to St Andrews by Groundskeeper Willy. Also ICE will come after Rory McElroy if he enters a PGA tournament.\n\nCalls on wool. Puts on a LIV golf and for some reason grape juice futures. |
| My boss said that was just "smart business, taking advantage of loopholes. " |
| Can you help me to invest please I don’t have much, I need to learn how did you learn? Thanks |
| Bond market yips, WH gonna 🌮 |
| “HEY JARVIS FAST FORWARD TO MONDAY 6pm FOR ME!!” |
| War Green, NATO red (stock ticker) for the regards\n\nLmaoo |
| I am a fortune teller by reading semen on my belly and it tells me we‘re gonna have a big market crash followed by something that looks like a taco. But if I look further into it, it will make absolutely no difference because we‘re all gonna get nuked anyway |
| Place is overrun with crypto vermin. All the comments rightfully mocking that fraud garbage are being voted down.\n\n\nFuck your fake magic beans fraud money, and fuck you crypto scum. |
| thenightthelightswentoutineurope.com available? |
| YES |
| CRML will save me |
| Why would the market really going to react negative to 🥭’s new tariffs if the courts will likely reject them anyways on the 20th? |
| During |
| Go up or down or be flat |
| how fucked are my goog calls? |
| 5pm |
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| IBRX was the most shorted stock in the NYSE late last year. The theory is Big Pharma is shorting this stock big time. Then there's the retail bears that are eating each other up the last two days. The word is that BP shorts took on all of the buy pressure in stride last week. How long can they keep it up?\n\nOutside from a short squeeze, Anktiva, their Approved drug stimulates Natural Killer Cells we all have in our bodies. These cell know how to identify and execute cancer cells. What?\n\nI've been following this stock since 2020. I think it could be worth $100 in five years. It has yet to find it's true value due to the shorts. Good luck. |
| As more people realize the power of the markets and buying and holding, the more bearish news headlines you see to attempt to shake that timeless power. |
| Lmfao |
| TLDR |
| me sitting on cash waiting 🙂 |
| all your 50 pesos? |
| $BAESY |
| To the right |
| I thought it was based on low volume trading that goes on outside of after hours? |
| Yes |
| VIXY might get interesting… |
| Ketchup would be more salsa adjacent. |
| Calls.. after the dip tuesday morning. Taco wednesday |
| I just put half my bonus into VOO on Friday… |
| Wsb needs its own data center to combat these bots. |
| There based in Europe.\n\n\nThere's still a functioning government there that runs things, not shareholders. |
| Dumping might not happen on Tuesday. The dumping might happen after 🥭 rambles at Davos on Wednesday |
| Lmfao would be over before breakfast |
| Tldr just wondering what yall thought of the upcoming AI court case btw altman and musk |
| Everyone on WSB saying this will recover by Tuesday morning. \n\nDeep in your hearts, each and every one of you regards knows *exactly* what that means. |
| I just checked with my black friend and he told me it’s all good we can open the casino tomorrow |
| Hoping to get a good entry on rocket labs on Tuesday, waited too long lol |
| how fucked am i? holding a lot of goog calls |
| Bonds is for people who don't want their money back |
| op bought long dated calls on goog when the whole market was slammed by orange man tariffs and google had an extremely attractive fwd P/E relative to the rest of the mag 7 due to several concerns that have not materialized as real issues. he had long long dated call timelines and google has obliterated the breakeven so the calls are worth a ton more money and he is selling them to take some profit and now add some longer horizon leaps |
| There is a NATO stock? |
| If people really do start calling this world war 3 then it will be the second world war in the franchise which isn’t actually a world war |
| So you are telling me I have to cry at home now? |
| Not futures |
| Meh. I still like the meme king in office |
| proof that wisdom is not something necessarily earned by old age. |
| Imagine bankrupting a business built on house-skewed probabilities. Pure genius. |