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| "make no mistakes" |
| Watching CNN saying that young Americans don't view Israel favorably even among Republicans... Liberals were right again. They are just too early and too fast. |
| Jason Christ it’s Donald Bourne. |
| MSFT took the little blue pill. |
| MOOOOOOOO 🐄 |
| What happened at 12:25 that sent the stock market down |
| # I would like to take a minute to thank all the bears for their kind donations |
| Can I switch to cash account and day trade a bunch of positions without using my 4th and final margin PDT day trade? |
| They can only talk the talk\n\n\nWe can also walk the walk |
| I just realized i could be buying calls in the company that sells everyone options and i feel dumb for not doing it |
| BERS LOL \n\nBYE |
| MSFT is unstoppable lol |
| I want to thank those of you sold MSFT in the last few days. Your service is appreciated |
| We must get this to 700 |
| Spy bounced around 670-690 for months, dropped down and consolidated and bers are surprised we are at ATH...... you are supposed to buy the dip, not try and short spy after it dropped 10% |
| Added more TSLA 390 calls for tomorrow bring on more ATHs |
| You belong here! |
| I stoped buying MSFT calls just to buy QQQ puts.I am retardedd as shit |
| Bers must hate money |
| i remember when project baby came out |
| Margin is being destroyed due to fuel costs. Very likely going to miss top line revenue. Also, guidance is going to be very bad for next 12 months. |
| You’re a beast! Happy for you bro\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/i37l92cpdevg1.jpeg?width=436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04e00f319895225c100844818947357ebdf75012 |
| I am smarter and gayer than the market |
| RATIONAL EXUBERANCE |
| Cool man! |
| It was a block chain company before that |
| Whats the difference between a fridge and a 🐻? The fridge doesnt fart when you pull the meat out. Bers over here getting the whole shaft holding these bags |
| wdym? aren't we over that? |
| Lol the all time chart on allbirds |
| Well the outcome here should be obvious if that’s the case |
| None of this feels normal 🤣 |
| SPY gonna break 700 and then go flat for a couple of days to fuck everyone’s options and then dump lmfaooo |
| thanks for selling your MSFT last couple weeks, now we fly |
| Back from my 2 week hiatus. I wonder how my puts are doing. |
| Jaaa ich genauso haha.. eigentlich viel zu gute Stimmung… |
| I SAID WE PUMPING |
| I knew msft was undervalued but I listened to u guys on here… 😡😡 |
| Everything is priced in, 3/30 was the bottom because the psychics did palm reading on 3/29 and determined that peace would happen in the next three months and therefore markets are done panicking. |
| Donald Christ or Jesus Trump? |
| Yes |
| Come on SPY you sexy slut, give us 700 |
| this bird stock shit might have been the craziest pump ever, 600% in a day what the actual fuck |
| https://preview.redd.it/dl9mr1bmdevg1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb3a559f22438c4caa160c7945f294fb1b7c859e |
| I think OP got this news while they were swimming in the strait this morning |
| ATH |
| Lmao the whole reason I opened a shorting account is to short stocks.\n\nBut no I can't short stocks when it's free money What a rigged game\n\n\*facepalm |
| Imagine the pump when the strait is actually open |
| This is the type of market movement that happens every time I’m not playing calls |
| straight up 20 dollar pump in 3 days |
| Bers didn’t pray to Allah lmfaoooo\n\nPraise Allah |
| I was here |
| But wait. They actually buy GPUs and rent them out. So maybe they will make profits!!! Think about that. |
| you know efficient market hypothesis is wrong when you read comments like this |
| To be fair it normally pumps on bad sales, not on "there might be a new chip layout" |
| I wouldn't count Antichrist as Jesus |
| This chat is absolutely WILD today |
| MSFT wants to recover all losses in 1 day |
| The stock isn't *that much* higher than it was in Nov' 2024, 18 months ago. It ran during those 18 months and came straight back down.\n\nThe people who say "priced in" haven't actually looked at the chart or you'd realise that you're implying the stock priced itself in on GTA VI and then... priced itself back out? Are you thinking **that** is the GTA VI movement and it's **not** going to ride back up on the absolute fucking mountains of content, hype and news within the next 9 months?\n\nIn that 18 month timeframe, it runs from 185 to 250, back down to 190 and is now rallying (with the market) to 210. What about any of that is priced in, especially considering it's the movement from **one trailer.**\n\nThe actual marketing push will be June - September. |
| #They will NEVER let you buy options at the real price. They all add 5-10% to option price when you are buying. Institutions buy them way cheaper. Fools!!!! LMAO🤌 |
| stupid defensive bull |
| Sure, that’ll be when September ends |
| Where was MSFT 6 months ago wtf |
| I buy puts as insurance and a hedging strategy. I also think the market is rigged… us normies are just along for the ride. Up. Down. Whatever. A single tweet does it these days and we are all cool with that. We know insiders are trading on inside information. SEC and the IRS has been neutered. No question it is rigged. \n\nWe have been trained to send the biggest companies in the world our money for “investment” — average joes have doled out 100s of thousands to the worlds richest organizations in the hopes of not having to eat dog food in old age.\n\nWe work at these same organization or work at places that rely on these organizations.\n\nWe shop at these organizations.\n\nWe are basically unwitting slaves to the S&P500 and like slaves, we move at the whim of master. \n\nWhatever. I keep on doing what I am doing — responsible allocation for my age, some individual stock bets, and some puts on occasion. I, too, hope not to have to eat dog food in my old age. |
| it will go down once u believe it won’t till then CALLS |
| Its about damn time |
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| MY APPS KEEP FREEZING |
| Please HIMS I need this. |
| Dotcomish some may say |
| Please give me a little V msft, let me buy some more |
| Should have bought |
| 🥭 is gonna brag about the stock market for days if this shit hits 700 |
| I am no longer doing loan underwriting. I am pivoting to AI. Send me your money now please |
| You’re giving up now? Buy more puts |
| Get Fucked |
| They are going to put the data centers in the soles of the shoes! |
| Negative. It'll rip again |
| What the hell is Allbirds? |
| Fuck you！but good luck! LOL |
| amazing, you actually took a screenshot at the literal top of the day, lol |
| yea algos buying all shoe stocks now |
| Honestly tho tomorrow should be a good puts day eh |
| BER EXTINCTION EVENT \n\nPOST THE HOTLINE |
| MSFT HOLY SHIT |
| Imma bul but imma kindly exit this lmao |
| If...***If*** this shit rugs before 700, there's going to be a bear/bull civil war in this sub, and it's gonna be *ugly*. |
| DXY says otherwise. |
| PUMP IT UP \n\nYOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP |
| I just goon |
| But if I wanted to see losses I'd look at mine 🤷♂️ |
| NIKE STOCK POPPING ON ALLBIRD NEWS LMAOOO |
| No you don’t understand, OP is getting his information from the super secret source of WSJ. Just wait until the normies catch up! |
| “S&P hits new ATH during the worst energy crisis ever” finally a headline that actually makes sense lmfao |
| trying to find a dot matrix printer so I can make a banner for the Last Regard party. |
| #I can move entire options chain of Microsoft by 5% by simply placing a buy order for 1 option contract. There is insane amount of manipulation in this market. LMAO🤌 |
| $MSFT 🤙🏻 ✅✅✅ |
| https://preview.redd.it/2qzvgi1edevg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3b4131e7af58ae8c1376b0575bbc3e6b05d4847 |
| Fuck you！but good luck! LOL |
| tonight |
| A 3 legged chair is the most stable thing possible. A truly regarded analogy. |
| Literally me with voo over the past two weeks. |
| How can you be a bear with Jesus as our president |
| Eat shit |
| 700p the MOMENT it hits 699 |
| Only thing that could save them at this point |
| You forgot the part where you bought between #1 and #2 out of FOMO, then panic sold at #2, then missed #3 after only just selling it all. |
| Trump wins again yeesh I wish I had such a charmed life |
| k |
| After hours. They'll pahmp after hours |
| Might be the most reddit comment of all time |
| Yes |
| 720 wen |
| He bought puts??? Pump it!! |
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| Stay tuned for next week when Wendy’s announces their pivot to AI. I hear it’s been named Carl after their sassy social media account handler. |
| no shit, and I think even most of the volume traded on this stock is aware of that, I don't think most buyers are like "yeah this is a good long term investment" but they all realize AI will pamp eet, so, the algos and momentum traders pile in and drive it up to +500% and then eventually sub 80 iq morons get left holding the bag.\n\nbut thats kinda the circle of life in this capitalist world baby |
| Subway pivoting to AI |
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| Lost it all getting a loan to short this bullshit tip |
| if you bought when bird pumped 300% you would have DOUBLED ur money, crazy shit |
| Revising my crwv price target to $1000 |
| #Give me 700! |
| Shitstorm a brewin, Bobandy |
| Member when Kodak tried to be a vaccine company? |
| the for fun 300$ call i bought is up 400% lol |
| Be a twink instead |
| This may be the most diabolical bull trap ever to exist |
| 👌 |
| It is quite literally stronger than it has ever been |
| Sell all your GLD and SLV to buy tech and SPY calls |
| i am |
| Just a few more bers need to switch to calls, a few more bols to double down on calls, and then they dump this bitch ... Before pumping it tomorrow |
| Welcome to Kodak. I love you. |
| Fuck at this point I might as well by both lmfao |
| Not only did bers miss out on this rally, they lost money betting against it. Idiocy doesn't even begin to describe this behavior. |
| Repeat after me gay loose bears. I am not smarter than the market |
| WSB always puts there pay check into the casino and only post there gains. |
| Uhh is tesla gonna drop or what ...cause im broke and broken |
| we did u moron |
| just so you know this is exactly like tariffs... any war news from here on out will not matter just like it didnt matter after we bottomed last april. |
| bears i say this with complete sincerity, all you had to do was buy calls. it was as simple as that. How'd you fuck that one up |
| 5min candles are best candles. |
| just closed all my puts, fuck you bulls |
| Time flies when you're having fun |
| MASSIVE BUYING OP IN MU..IT JUST DROPPED .10 cents |
| Simply: yes |
| good news i bought calls \n\nbad news it was asm calls |
| Conveniently timed release of the Cuba rumors to help get over the 7k hump |
| BREAKING: Hot Topic transitioning to AI |
| Believe it or not, this is bullish |
| SPY 700$ call received. clock’s ticking🕰️ |
| Spy is balancing on a three-legged chair at this point. |
| whats happening with NKE\n\n |
| 700 calls? 😂😂 I mean, with these markets, never say never I guess. Why didn’t you average down? |
| The crazy part of today is that I made more gains on puts than I did calls. \n\n\n\n\nThe prophet was right. You gotta know when to hold them, and know when to fold them. |
| 710 tomorrow. Gamma squeeze this bitch. |
| closing my puts here before spy 700, it is going to happen and i dont want to see my account drop in half |
| The real Jesus ain't no market manipulator. Gotta pray for the fake one.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/m6uf2bs4devg1.jpeg?width=1336&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd6cc7ac7369143ef71c7efad3e20d39f57a6df |
| It’s so close to 700…on a random fucking day 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| yeah sure bird pumping over 600% in a day what the actual fuck |
| Blockade over! Mission accomplished! |
| They weren’t gay all along ? |
| Barely anyone buying |
| I’ve seen it all now. A shoe company can identify as an AI company. Wild times we are living in. |
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| Tesler sales is so great that it pumps 8% today lol |
| Even ASTS is going back up bers in shambles |
| Congratulations to bul for winning the stonk market |
| Wake me up when this irrational market gets a reality check |
| And shoes, apparently. |
| Suspect rally = insider trading\n\n\nPump it |
| im not bothered by the market going up. im bothered by how quickly it's gone up. we're not the same. |
| cum |
| Microsoft |
| i simply just needed to accept that stonk go up |
| I haven’t bought puts in a while so you guys can thank me for the rally. |
| if you didn't load up on MU calls today you must hate making money |
| Honestly this whole ceasefire is so lame stop edging us and just let the missiles go |
| If SPY is at ATH and you are not, that is completely on you |
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| Fool: ‘Did HIMS just become an AI company?’\n\nCan AI grow hair? |
| wtf today went quick only 1.5hrs left??? |
| SMCI |
| Wut |
| No worries. Ur good! I’m suicidal! 😀 |
| If SPY hits 700 a lot of us bols will be rich |
| No one is selling. |
| 💃💃💃🤣 |
| If I’m gay and retarded, we will hit 700 today. If we don’t hit 700 today, I am straight and sophisticated |
| Interesting to see the call put ratio on SPY flip to almost equal now lmfao |
| Everything's going to plan.\n\nBers are now questioning their sexuality. |
| HOLY SHIT 12 GREEN DAYS \n\nAND BERS STILL TRYING FOR PUTS \n\n\nLOOOOOOL |
| This would 10x my position, no chamce 😅 |
| Roughest 2 week period I have had, and I'm not even holding puts. I swear my life is just one big joke |
| Can you feel it Mr krabs? |
| My MSFT 12/18 700C are still down -45%\n\nI need MSFT to hit $460 by earnings to barely breakeven.\n\nWhat a FUCKING joke. |
| Ai |
| Have income. \n\nPut in market, buy calls on the dip/when big $ enters, ignoring bears. Feeling like a scared bich? Zoom out. \n\nSell calls on the way up. Use profits for shares/dividends. \n\nBuild up cash to buy the next dip. \n\nRepeat. \n\nThat's it. \n\nThat's how to make it. |
| lol did you think I was being bearish? |
| I thought today was gonna be puts but that was too obvious so I went full regard and all in'd calls |
| You’ll be done when you rope |
| Printing for early retirement... |
| go silver go! get in on AG$ while ya still can lads! 🚀 |
| I just farted and now something’s dripping down the back of my leg |
| We pay the most money to the most useless people to society. Yay capitalism. |
| Going straight up 12% is insanity |
| https://preview.redd.it/6t82148wcevg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74aa9c9bac1e3912c4288485d307f28216bbf56c\n\n |
| Show us your puts |
| They are making shoes that can talk, yuck you stepped on shit |
| The timeline for a "quick" reopening has passed already |
| umm why SPY go up |
| Why no volume |
| Pump it baby pump it! |
| just paid $17 for a month of claude pro \n\n"claude create me an app that is exactly like robinhood." |
| The people who say it's priced in are fucking morons.\n\nYou just need a decent time to buy in, under $200 is fine. Realistically, it's going to $250 with a huge rally starting on trailer releases.\n\nYou go from the summer trailers, hype to release, highest selling game of all time - breaking every record, then the first ER after is going to be fucking insane - maybe there's an argument that the first ER is priced in after release.\n\nProblem is, does that shit get delayed again and how much more money can I make before it starts rising. |
| this shit is about to blue sky. fucking rip baby |
| Phew, got nervous there a sec |
| Probably calls but I would not mess around today |
| The sooner you realize this, the sooner you are free |
| What platform is that? |
| Is tsm earnings gonna bring down the market tmrw? |
| Rule no. 1: Don't be a bear |
| Who likes bologna? |
| Everything reminds me of her |
| Finally, a weekend ber shows up |
| Rookie numbers. They’re pumping that bitch like a stuffed turkey for thanksgiving! |
| let it be known AI investment is more important the price of oil! |
| ATH boys ! |
| Apparently they're never going to let market stay down even if the poors get hit with endless inflation. |
| Pretty sure they can't |
| Are you just doing spy calls or what? |
| This is retarded nobody knows what's happening |
| GFY ! |
| Im selling knee pads to bers, gather around for a great price |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Who downloads new apps in 2026\n\nI use like 3 apps\n |
| MSFT making me 🤤 |
| Easiest call of my life is calling this drop |
| They sent more troops over today idk man i’m stayin cash until atleast one of those ships leaves the region. Reachin ATH’s with this pump could be a last chance prop to pull then the flood comes in. \n\nDoomer gloom ik but 80% cash gang\n\nCALLS ON INTC!!! |
| No, I'm done with this thing trading in only one direction for two weeks straight, a market needs ebbs and flows. |
| I think youre 700% too late |
| Blaming 🥭 again. I am not claiming I know how his mind works; however, ever since he sold Monday night RAW back to Vince Mcmahon for double the price, I kinda understand his playbook. |
| Dumb move I sold my VOO at 596. Had it for years I was up 25% and I figured Microsoft is gonna drag it down in the war would keep having negative effects . But it only lasted a few days. It came right back plus . I got cash so I’ve just been selling out of the money PUTs like INTC, MRVL, MS, OXY. APPL, TSM, SOXL |
| If you guys can keep slamming SPY puts for me through tomorrow I will love you forever |
| They are about to send oil to the gulag, $70.. |
| The most hated rally 2.0 |
| 700 eod or i'm banned COME ON SPY |
| lol dude you gotta explain the run up, I just ran through all your recent posts \n\nCrazy shit\n\n\n |
| Yes. There are plenty of other opportunities to make money out there. Don't throw your hard-earned money into a furnace. |
| MSFT 600 eoy\n\nif u had calls htey're up 50000% over the past 2 weeks but theres still another 50000% to go |
| they may be thinking ahead to the next time they're attacked |
| Me too brother! 🫂 |
| I bought more calls. Fuck it. |
| It's because they know some people will get greedy and forget it's happening, they need some of that sweet sweet exit liquidity and they are getting more than they ever could've dreamt of |
| Its actually gonna happen today, SPY700 🚀 |
| seems like you’re still early to me, it’s only up 700% |
| Cuck |
| Hey its me your broth... broker. Imma need you to send me my 20% fees asap. |
| Any remaining bers must have a red fetish of some sort |
| 👉🏻👈🏻 |
| Same here. Goddammit I haven't been so sure about something for ages! |
| as one of the bears this weekend i have realized that all my "logical assessment" of the market had been null and boid, the market has retardmaxxed, so I too must retardmaxx and have been making bank from call |
| I mean, the current crisis isn't fully over... |
| 🥭 renewed SPY's Viagra prescription 2 weeks ago and it's making up for all the lost ber fucking it missed out on |
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| And I can't even short it 😒 |
| Do you think she will invade Taiwan |
| I’m just kidding. I’ll wait for next recession to buy back in |
| just touching red would be nice... |
| Yep, its just crazy lol |
| okay I finally switched to calls. let's pump this bitch |
| 700 eod 😘 |
| are you trolling? \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wedxrkamcevg1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e539887200d43c0ee4f6319ef5be66c6281ea6e\n\n |
| Wow I caught that 700c .06 to .39, sheeeeesh |
| 🇺🇸6️⃣👶🏼♥️♥️👍🏼 |
| Shorts are in serious danger now lol |
| I was a bear but I saw the light, now Im bull and proud. |
| The Proper Way to Pray\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ngvilxljcevg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ddd05958eb201184c67d957f5d1a90d6244720f\n\n |
| That too |
| It only goes up |
| Euphoriaaaaaaaa |
| SIVEF 👀 |
| Micron just announced a partnership with adidas..... 1,000 EOD |
| Puts on SNDK and MU looks mighty juicy. Too bad I don't have the $$$ to buy because I work at Wendy's |
| So it’s ok. Live and let live |
| Is just one circuit breaker day too much to ask for? |
| will it ever stop pumping? |
| By what metric? |
| "tend" |
| "I don't trust this pump"\n\n\nHe mutters into his double well vodka. Furiously scrolling r/politics for doomer news could not, in fact, bring his money back. |
| BERS LOL \n\nJUST ROLL OVER AND TAKE IT |
| This reminds me of the days of TSLA 420.69\n\n |
| Lmao tf is this |
| SPY gonna touch 700 then drop isn't it. |
| JUST PUT THE FRIES IN THE BAG. IF YOU DON'T DO YOUR JOB, ALL YOUR FELLOW BERS ARE WAITING TO TAKE IT. |
| Bruvs beating the earnings is already priced in. Look at the run they had in last 2 weeks. Gonna stay flat or drop even if they beat earnings.\n\nPretty common scenario these days. MU, NVDA, CVNA, MSFT |
| BanBet Intel $160 a share 365 days from now |
| New to investing and a permabull.\n\nIs it starting to look too good to be true or is this how good the bull market is? |
| This market eats geopolitical tensions for breakfast |
| Ima also a fellow retard, I’m doubling down on my puts. I just wanna see if this mf hits 699 first |
| 🇺🇸🛳️💥💣➡️🧸\n\n🧸😢\n\n🇺🇸💪 |
| I'm too scared to buy calls or puts at this point, fuck! |
| Robinhood’s dogshit option pricing 😡😡 |
| Lol, I closed my 1d calls every day at open. I'm on like 120k of missed gains, but still made a shitload of money. Will keep buying until it fails. |
| Time and time again we all get spanked in life\n\nStocks go up. It’s a shitty fact. Our government is actually doing a decent job by not letting this blow up\n\nBut, stocks still tend to go up. Over time |
| Only up .6 today. Bers could and should consider this a win after the last few weeks. |
| Thats what you get for screaming that the end is near for weeks straight |
| 0DTE? |
| I also love your wife |
| It seems like Western nations are urging a quick resolution of the Middle East conflict I don't know what Iran is doing, you guys. |
| “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this SPY 700 wall!”\n\n\- Ronald Reagan |
| Everything's computer |
| Loaded up on 695 poots 6dte |
| Highly suspect rally. I'm scared to buy puts but dear Lord this can't be sustainable. |
| Quick, someone pledge to drink their own piss out of a martini glass if SPY gets to 700! |
| Why didn't I buy back in on that dip |
| 🎢📉 |
| Nice pump you got there. Would be a shame if someone sprinkled some geopolitical tensions on there |
| Yeah baby thank you we're going to 700 now |
| Bers are totally anihilated. LMAO\n\n\nEvery single put open is losing money right now |
| Fuck no lmao |
| Come on let’s get it to 700 for the memes |
| Bers, you really wanted to live under Sharia law? |
| genius |
| Chats moving so fast. Nobody will see that I actually love my wife. |
| Figure out how to be funnier, jeez that was wack |
| I trust them |
| Expect a two day dump after today. Goodnight |
| just buy calls on this dip again, it will not stop pumping |
| I have some SPY $700 calls that have performed very good and I'm willing to sell to one lucky bull in the room |
| I never seen anyone with a flair from that day. I don't believe you |
| Bers have never been more sore in anoos. |
| But did you? |
| Any boat blaring Free Bird is allowed passage, those are the bros getting thru the straight |
| Lets close 710 |
| NOW to the moon 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| Does that come with at "Little Miss No-Name" doll or Northern Soul Club dancing abilities? |
| This is going to be a fun ride down |
| Grabbed 697 and 696 puts. I'm either retarded or a genius. |
| Bulls have had their fun jorking on their ball bags. Let’s see some real panic now |
| insane |
| EOD dump |
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| Nike needs to pivot to AI pronto |
| Your mother wishes she was pumped 10% in three weeks. |
| Poorest rich person in America, the tallest dwarf, weakest strongman of the circus |
| Danger zone 😀 |
| Bols may have money, but do they have the thrill of living on the edge? |
| u/OSRSKarma face your audience, coward |
| Puts it is |
| https://preview.redd.it/tx82y316cevg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fcab20c10b0508aea6c87a91499509ea89e11c4\n\nSeems like the short interest is extremely high while the float is extremely low |
| BERS STILL PUTTING THEIR MONEY IN PUTS BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THURSDAY IS THEIR EVENT BUT THURSDAY IS OUR CATALYST TO THEIR CLOSED CASKET DEATHS! |
| Not me! Still down $30K from 2021 |
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| SPY YEARNS FOR 700 |
| Microhard |
| DXY\n\nPlz come back to life. Show us who’s king |
| Imagine taking profits |
| Don't lose it now |
| BERS ARE DUST |
| Iran could consider concepts of a deal |
| mods = gay |
| When the dip exists exclusively to trigger your stop loss🤣 |
| So youre telling me if I dumped $5k into BIRD yesterday, I would be up $45k because they went from making shoes to AI datacenters? Bro what timeline is this 💀 |
| Are you guys getting on board with SoFi? Still has a chance to make some good money , the earning call is on April 28 |
| finally time for sndk 🚀 |
| A few cents over last ATH and you think puts? 🤦🏼♂️ |
| How did the uncertainty go away? Because TACO? That's it? There is still significant uncertainty |
| back on Jan 2024, when SPY reached ATH, mods were giving free flairs to anybody who replied to their comment.\n\nmaybe it's time to do it again |
| I still don’t believe it, shorting again going into close. |
| Maybe Algos gained sentience and are buying tech stocks to boost their own capabilities |
| This rally is not over until the Dow is over 50,000 and Bondi is off the hook. Calls! |
| All that means is that we have plenty of room to run nerd |
| Tesla going to 420 tomorrow |
| Spy at ATH and nothing moves lmaooooo. |
| WHERE IS MY SPY $700 HAT |
| This entire year has been buying opportunities homie, I’m already nearly maxed out on the max $23k employer 401k at work 🤣 |
| Yikes.... thats gotta be the top for these shitty jokes |
| Sounds good |
| Gonna have to tax that happiness |
| Better than buying puts at the bottom. FUCK |
| 698.50 the top? |
| Ramen 🙏 |
| BERS LMAOOO |
| Wow I missed out on 70k from closing my calls yesterday AM. Truly regarded |
| Keep making that money. |
| First one is free |
| When they dropped the market before 1pm. I loaded up on. 699c expiring tomorrow. Theyre almost ITM. God what a fuckin day it's been. Holy fuck. Turned 2k into almost 25k since yesteday morning. Fuck i needed this SO BADLY |
| trying man |
| Prepare for eruption. |
| Brb moving to Dubai.\n\n(Is what I'd say if I made any money investing.) |
| 🍟👉🧳 |
| I am a perma bull, but even I am in complete disbelief. This rally is insane. And I don´t see it stopping anytime soon either. |
| IM THE ELDEST BOY |
| Wow you got really lucky!! Unless ur insider trading. What good timing |
| i’m down $1500 too, liquidated my position, deleted my trading app, cried to my mommy |
| wheres the guy who said he would get a tramp stamp if spy hit 700...... he might be in trouble this week |
| bears when the infinite money making machine, that has gone up consistently over the past 100 years continues to go up: ITS FUCKING RIGGED |
| BLOCKCHAIN, BITCHES!!! |
| HOOD to triple digits please lord🙏🙏 I can finally break even |
| Applying rationality to collective retardation. They end up right and poor. |
| BTW The market is only up 2% YTD |
| Mid girl, a 5th, and stimulants |
| wdym ? like down? |
| ATH under these circumstances really is wild. |
| A moment of silence please for all bers |
| That’s only 100%? |
| Theres an actual message in here. I see what you did |
| Catch up rookie. |
| Puts it is. too juicy |
| Fuck yes. |
| Red flag let’s dump |
| Weird, I went in. \n\nBest of luck. |
| It's not even canceled it's just paused! |
| Cry bitch boy |
| MAGS earnings end of month, don't be ghey bears now |
| Aww, don't be sad Bers - I am sure it's just a "matter of time till everything collapses" 🤡 |
| Gap up tomorrow to $708 open |
| Always consult with the fear and greed index |
| Eod |
| A physical version of this sub would make 80s wallstreet look like a Japanese subway station. |
| BERS ARE DEAD\n\nBUT KEEP SHOOTING \n\nWE WANT CLOSED CASKETS |
| dubble top |
| https://preview.redd.it/krn5akjvbevg1.jpeg?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aa9004d96ac73f8cc4f5a3cb5594335bcb5ba4b\n\n |
| Watch this big green dick inbound |
| lol da bears |
| You can make retarded moves, just do it with $500 at a time. Maybe throw a gamble in once a week, but it's once you're like, "Wow, 200k off $500? Think what I could do if I put down $10k!!" |
| Holy shit theyre still buying puts |
| Yeah worked well when I bought ttwo for like $7.5 and sold at $20.... |
| down 80k yoy |
| This reminds me of the blockchain hype. All you had to do is put blockchain in your quarterly report, and your shares would go through the roof for a minute. |
| Praying for the mother of all rugs |
| BERS PUTS ARE PETRIFIED FOSSILS AT THIS POINT |
| Get ready to learn ball gag buddy |
| KEEP SHORTING STOOPID BERS |
| My broker says BIRD doesn't even have options at all. Schwab. IDK how |
| I see an erect penis pattern forming on the 5min chart what does it mean |
| Looking promising so far |
| Hooray! 😀 |
| Dude is single handedly going to crash markets and he's all nonchalant about it |
| Imagine panic selling two weeks ago only to see SPY back at ATH |
| when I grow up I want to be like you OP |
| Fuck Real Madrid |
| I’m getting a stroke for waiting to long |
| bers are already ded and the SPY still shows no mercy. |
| Bers r ultrafuk |
| Just imagine buying the bird at open. Just doubled your money in one hour LMAO |
| It’s already surged over 600%，this thing is insane! |
| I have been out-tarded by SPY |
| SPY $725 |
| 705 eow |
| Risk vs reward getting questionable on this low volume move. I’m out |
| 🌈🐻’s are in absolute ruins right now |
| How are you losing in this market |
| Don't give me hope |
| it is, and its one of the only casinos in the world you can win at, but wallstreetbets is too retarted to do so |
| Feel like I’m watching history |
| It appears he bet 260k and he returned around 800k |
| From -2.5k to +3k thank you QQQ |
| 7010 and going strong! 🚀 |
| It pretty much is eod |
| Time for puts now? |
| Hey bears, did you even say thank you? |
| Pam Bondi cleans my house |
| SPY710 |
| Bought some IWM weekly calls boys and girls. This is your heads up to get your puts. We're going down for sure! |
| Where did all the sellers go? Did they all die during the war? |
| It’s giving [Techrity](https://youtu.be/cjc5DqMsWkY) |
| No |
| havent seen green weeks like this since taco day of 2024.\n\nthe bull trend is back. we will slow down and crawl up from here until end of summer guaranteed.\n\nso you missed the boat? many of us did. but options are cheaper now than before too, so the old play is back.\n\nwhat's the old play?\n\nBTFD is the play. |
| WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU WORK 40+ HOURS A WEEK\n\nTAKE THAT HARD EARNED MONEY\n\nAND BUY SPY PUTS\n\nWHEN YOU KNOW ITS RIGGED \n\nBERS LOL |
| Instead of panic selling, try panic buying next time. They shook u out bro. VOO sub 585 was delicious |
| They’ll just come up with some new crisis to artificially drop it again |
| Sold early but made money |
| If it touches 700 im gay |
| 700 today for sure |
| Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for banana bread |
| thats the cost of having an opinion :/ |
| bers would buy puts here if they had any money |
| infuckingsane |
| Nice. I full ported in the 370s |
| I've made so much money off 0dte calls this week that I'm about to buy some end of day puts and see if a reversal makes me even more fucking money |
| They all want to be that guy in the corner that knows when everyone else is clueless. |
| Who's pouring all this money into our pockets? Been saving for a house, might be able to get it this weekend! |
| The Israeli logic |
| #GIVE US THREE WHITE SOLDIERS PATTERN MSFT |
| yawn, people say this every day LMAO |
| Death |
| Allbirds shoes |
| Spy poots |
| Complete euphoria !!!! |
| 1.18m. He pays attention to details. You emotionally miss them! |
| Selling cc at the start of a relief rally was a bad idea |
| Spy 0dte actually apid for the first time this week crazy |
| What to spend my 1k profit from Allbirds on at EOD? 🤔 |
| I guess all you need is to make a war and then cancel it to get to new aths huh |
| MSFT 500 EOD |
| I lost money on calls again today. Same play as yesterday. Buy high, panic sell low before it goes higher |
| WAR TIME HIGH |
| So what’s with that Hims candle |
| When should I sell meta? I just broke even |
| bought with you............ |
| We will make an AI version of the Strait |
| NBIS almost up 100% since first of April is fucking insane |
| Might as well go all in SPY puts |
| The moment I bought puts after I saw a double top it shot straight up 😂 |
| Friday January 1st?\n\nJfc, your bullishness is making me hard. |
| I'm going to ride a ber carcass through the Strait. |
| love that |
| BEARS KNOW SPY IS RIGGED BUT STILL BUY PUTS \n\nWHY?? |
| Market cap is $3.09B, so a couple of digits off. |
| Nike AIr |
| A lot of people just get lucky once.\n\nYou can turn $500 into $10k if you hit the right option at the right time. |
| Man that’s crazy you gambled the Ira Roth \n\nMore power to you\n |
| they are losing the AI race to google. They have more baggage than google. |
| We at ATH\n\nBur: WEN DUMP |
| Wanna gangbang Ai? |
| This isn’t going to hold eod |
| more pumping? 👀 i can’t take it anymore! 😩😩😩 |
| 2020 all over again |
| Put a sign on our workplace that says “AI” on the brick outside and people just started throwing $100 bills into the windows. This is awesome. |
| fomomium is the most powerful substance on earth |
| All this pump on msft and my calls are still worthless 😔 |
| Everything is God candling 😃😃😃 |
| The negotiation will not make a deal. Nobody won the war, everyone try to get everything they want from the other on the negotiation table. |
| New ath hell yeah |
| And this is why I will never stop believing UNH is an irredeemable POS |
| # STOP SELLING YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! 700 IS RIGHT THERE |
| Just buy the dip |
| 12 straight Green Day’s 😂 |
| AI Bundy |
| I actually have a 10 bagger rdy for once 😀 |
| we welcome all, come as you are. Full port calls now! |
| I'm going to start calling out my Microsoft plays so you can do the opposite and actually make money |
| There is no logic in the stock market, everything i hold crash but the other stocks will keep going up 1000% per month, even if they don't have revenue |
| That’s a terrible idea |
| Ok I'm tired of edging WHEN 700 |
| Oh I’m tripling down |
| Bears its so over… |
| Im a regard. I sold my MSFT to play the TSM earnings. \n\nAMA |
| pump till friday probs |
| lol |
| Fuck man, I don’t even know what calls to buy anymore. |
| Nike to release AI Jordan's next quarter |
| In for 150 fuck it |
| "IRAN COULD CONSIDER" lmao |
| VIX is locked down, wouldn't expect that |
| I actually saw a goth chick in real life today. I thought they were a myth. Only ever seen them in memes. It's like some sort of rare pokemon. |
| Are CNBC anchors only allowed to buy puts?\n\nFFS, high after high - and not a goddamn single positive comment from these betas. |
| Only if you sold at the low. |
| Bears losing is even better than the sensation of winning |
| Should probably keep betting against it |
| Where do you see that SPY hit 700? High of the day is 698.62 |
| Ah fuck here I thought I could short spy. |
| SPY baby! PUMP PUMP PUMP! |
| my guy, we are close!! |
| Keep shorting this guys please lmao |
| This is an even lower volume pump than yesterday wtf is going on |
| enjoy those taxes. |
| It was open global trade that was holding down the market all this time. |
| https://preview.redd.it/y2528j27bevg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eb37597b5bd4d2dd83a024d9683828495059426 |
| When you keep buying the dip and it finally fucking works |
| spy is up 70 fucking dollars in 11 trading days on 30% of the normal volume, crazy |
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| Was ist eure Einschätzung für morgen ? 📈📉 |
| Shorting the bird. Chirp chirp chirp |
| Closes $699.99 |
| Every dip instantly bought. wtf |
| Thinking about opening up a bird store |
| “This just makes no damn sense” I say as I take my profits |
| You lose perception very quickly.\n\nWhen you hit 100k, all you think about is 150k, then 200k.\n\nIt doesn't matter. It's the exact fucking same as everyone else's mentality, you want more and then you only actually give a shit when you're down 40% and think, "I should have just closed the app and left it for a month." |
| the boat went down and came right back. new ATH.\n\nwhat do they do after an ATH? they push for a buffer. 7050 will come sooner than 6900. |
| Puts we go |
| Rigged bullshit |
| Do it, give me hope |
| Calls on divorce lawyers |
| lMAO THAT CANDELE |
| Correcto, Greenland was a lil embarrassing too |
| MSFT hooolyyyyyamoooke |
| That’s why it’s going up like this |
| Luckily no one dares about any of that nonsense. We have trillions of dollars in liquidity that is gonna send market higher. You are fighting a tidal wave of money if you’re short. Guarantee to get crushed. |
| When they going to stock split the spy? |
| This all makes perfect sense if you dont really think about it |
| I didn't have Allbirds pivoting into AI sending us to all time highs on my bingo card, but here we fucking are. \n\nLOL. |
| naked shorting? |
| wow it might acutally hit 700 today |
| Historic |
| 710, hold! |
| "close to 99% of the market is owned by the 1%"?! If by "close to 99% of the market" you mean more like almost a third of the market, then you're exactly right. But I do agree with the overall point you're making. I think closer to 90% of the market is owned by the top 10%, so that's a similar problem, but a significantly larger and more diverse group of people than the top 1%. |
| Your whole thesis assume a short term oil disruption. \nThe US creating more oil shocks with a blockade not less.\n\nOil infrastructure capacity is already down and will be down for years. |
| i know at least one of you is going to be full porting puts once we cross 700. It's not too late to sell them. |
| People actually sold MSFT at 350 |
| 700 eod |
| Whatever you think you know is already priced in. |
| This is some of the most outrageous stuff ever. I love it!!!!!! |
| Maybe instead of 30 year loans on a wooden box, they should make the same product to invest in the sp500....I'd totally do it |
| No 700. The Curse of Jerome. \n\n |
| Robert Paulson, is that you? |
| now rugpull the bird |
| RH force sells 0DTEs 30 minutes before close |
| At least during the financial crash it took massive injections from the fed to prop things up not just tweets and hope. |
| almost there 💦 |
| Funny part is we’ll be even more green tomorrow lmao |
| Yes pltr you beautiful regard |
| it is. this whole thing is a meme. |
| 😂😂😂😂 |
| why are there still so many code words fot bitcoin here? It hasnt been censored for years |
| *leave |
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| Holy pumpers |
| Believe it or not calls |
| Beautiful |
| So... Puts? |
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| Do you think it would be a sin to have sex with a sex robot? like is the robot consenting? |
| Sold my calls to take profit so now it will go to 700 for sure, y’all are welcome |
| It happens. There will be more opportunities. |
| When will bers learn 🙄 |
| 700 is not a meme |
| Hertz is now doing space and Ai, boooooom |
| in the day when SPY reached ATH, jan 2024, mods were so happy that they were giving free flairs to anyone who replayed to their post. good old days! |
| FIGS to $30 you heard it here first |
| we can joke now but imagine AI compute engines ...... on our feet! who needs cloud when we have feet! |
| bro just take that profit lol |
| This is lot more similar to the 2021 meme stock and post covid stock frenzy. \n\nThe company has a very small cap, not too different from a small cap chinese company randomly spiking up. |
| US - Iran negotiate fail. And now whole market pump back. Wtf |
| Why would that matter? |
| Haha I love fake gey free money |
| forget red days are illegal. it's now punishable by execution to stop pumping for more than 5 mins |
| US needs a victory in Cuba after making itself look like an ass in Iran |
| I’ll check it, thanks |
| Sure! Let me move out of NYC and live in Michigan.\nWow who knew it was that easy!? |
| The meltup is not to be stopped is it smh |
| That's not what the stock market is saying |
| Thinking about opening up a shoe store |
| every dip just get calls |
| Had my take profit set up at 25% and seconds after it hit I would’ve made another 150% lets go I’m so good at missing out on moneh |
| Calls to the walls. Cheers. |
| Never too late the top only gets higher not a joke |
| NVDA needs to run ads on Youtube telling people they are an AI company. That would pump the stock real hard |
| Don't tell me they're gonna spoil this with another strait potentially getting closed. We haven't been able to figure out how to open even one. |
| I can’t decide on puts or calls to close out the day. Clearly the market can’t decide either 🦘 |
| NONSTOP PUMPING |
| Yo fuk ur ber DD, fuk ur polysyllabic words, fuk ur puts and FUK UR OIL CALLS |
| Bers: low volume fake gey pump lol |
| Costco and live like a king |
| A new fed chair can’t drop rates unilaterally, they need a majority of the regional chairs to vote for one too |
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| This is the way |
| Keep the strait closed forever at this rate |
| not yet 😅 |
| Beyond meat AI |
| Does TDC do anything? Buy or Pass? |
| If you were savvy you’d start setting up the Amazon store for selling Cuban flags and the Castro cap now |
| HOOD 10% again Lfg |
| The No, More War president |
| People were just writing MSFT obituaries |
| Pam Bondi dusting off her DOW 50,000 hat |
| LMAO BEARS THOUGHT |
| Im going to be very honest bers. Either be happy with 5 cent contract gains or set stops |
| Has been a good decision so far 😂 |
| 🥭 is it you? |
| Me that’s why I bought |
| You know the song; sing it with me!\n\n \n"I'm a stupid ber, look at me!"\n\n"I'm a stupid ber, as stupid as can be." |
| I get that stocks are where we should be if Iran didnt happen. but it did happen? |
| Just .5% more to get a full percent day |
| Don't ruin this. |
| I have, but you get margin, \nIf it drops enough - you’ll be called.\nCheck the math, or you have a 1M port, then it’s different league. |
| Omg spy on a generational run this week |
| Welcome to the team |
| Does Pam Bondi get her job back when the Dow reaches 50,000? |
| Anyone want to split a hotdog from the local gas station with me? After today's price action I was only left with 5 dollars in my account |
| Getting to load up on it in the 150s last spring was such a gift. |
| Alright, time to buy the top |
| Who would've thought Microsoft would lead us to ATH |
| Rigged |
| Remember two days ago when bears were celebrating absolutely nothing because it was pre market ahahahahahahahahaha |
| Bro |
| Thats a you problem. You chose to get married and have kids |
| That would be so sick. |
| Did he actually say that? |
| That chart is disgusting |
| what was that spike? I saw 700c almost hit .50 in like 3 seconds |
| i get it now calls only |
| Shorting, puts, and selling have been declared illegal by order of the mango. |
| Ber here. Too late to buy calls? |
| I'll give you a tip |
| Great spy 750 |
| FIG going back to 100 well before end of year. You heard it here first b |
| 🥭 : look at spx!!!! its over 7k |
| Did the strong week price it in or was today a nice fakeout? |
| How much? |
| Nope my wife she’s flat |
| Watch them wait until 2:45 to break 700 😂 just to crush the poorer bull’s spirit |
| I just trust my gut on this one |
| Imagine casually selling naked calls on BIRD without being an insider |
| Damn in hindsight I really should have put money into that AI shoe company. Anyone have a Time Machine I can borrow? |
| Why get a family be single with 3 mil |
| haven't heard that one before...I had a good chuckle...a real knee slapper! |
| Been trading for some years now. Not sure if I've ever seen anything like this. |
| Fuck, I guess this is the wrong thread for this kind of talk |
| Bers are just too funny lmao |
| $QCOM |
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| *scratch scratch*. Y'all got any more of them failing clothing companies about to pivot to AI?? |
| yes |
| at what price would u close? |
| started my day by pooping my pants but I still came out on top🫴💩 |
| The taxman thanks you |
| How did you get a flair? I sent a message to the mods a month ago and got no response. It's easier to win money than get a flair! 😆 |
| I should probably smoke more weed？ |
| I'll remember Julie for life |
| My broker rejected my order to short sell BIRD\n\nwhy?? wtf |
| Yessir 🎉🎉 |
| Buying puts on the elevator up. Fantastic idea by me |
| yeh thats why i kept one contract just for fun in case it baloons above, its at 600% now but ill use last 5 candles to make decisions |
| Fuck I will admit it I’m jealous. This would set me up for the rest of my life and I could retire. |
| so I could have bought BIRD today after. 300% pump and still almost 2x my money by now.\n\nLESSON LEARNED |
| new game, jork it everytime spy hits an alltime high |
| SPY |
| new ATH retards, i know you all lost money |
| Yeah but at some point it’s gambling and I’m not here to get lucky. I’m here to be responsible 🙃 |
| it already corssed, what are u looking at? |
| The problem with this market is once it goes up it just stays up no pull backs. I mean how can they let call buyers win practically everyday. It just seems too good to be true. |
| How would someone get into the market? I see a lot of movement and want to join in myself in whatever capacity I can. |
| I welcome 700 with open arms. Its about 12 months late but welcome my friend |
| Really seems like that happens more often than not. |
| yall just bad with money. 250k here WITH a kid and expensive mortgage and student loans. we're doing fine. not balling flying first class but just fine. could i do more than 12% in my 401k? sure but to say you gotta watch what you buy at 220k with zero kids is laughable. |
| That's what she said |
| "BREAKING: The Pentagon is reportedly planning for a potential Cuba operation, per USA Today." |
| ATH was the confirmation I needed. Going all in now |
| So you say:\nIt will go down, I will buy in, I will lose cause it’s going down more.\nOk, what’s the point in stock at all then, it will drop.\nIn my setup I at least buy additional chances. |
| 10 days to start the spread of ATHs. Congrats bulls |
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| I did like two hours ago.... But I'll go again. |
| Micheal Bully 🐂 is back in Town. \n\nSit down Bearry 🐻 |
| Microhard.... |
| we got it . what are you looking at? |
| Im not sure how to respond without writing a book but I emplore you to look a little closer bc none of what you said is even slightly true beside the fact you can buy oil from other places which is besides the point. |
| Another lesson to just hold your calls |
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| this short squeeze is making every hedgefund puke |
| YOURE OFFICIALLY A JENIUS!!! |
| HOOD pushing towards the 90’s |
| US is exhausting its fiscal capabilities between April and June, maintaining stable yields and high stock levels, in order to finance a war effort that will ultimately justify bankruptcy as a necessary patriotic sacrifice. |
| What fun is fuck you money if you cant go around telling everyone fuck you |
| Dude I’m a man it’s a curse not a gift |
| unless youre retarded enough to buy in the last 5 minutes, CONGRATULATION TO YOU |
| We are getting 700 today aren't we |
| If you told me SPY would be at ATH a week ago, I would tell you to fuck off |
| Phones, tablets, self driving cars, selling US citizen information to three letter agencies |
| I think allbirds should be specifically an AI military company so it feeds the birds not being real conspiracy |
| $698 👀 |
| 👀 |
| Come on SPY, papa needs a new pair of shoes |
| For most Bers, I just picture Steve Buscemi's character in Billy Madison |
| Told ya |
| What the fuck just hapoened |
| "Could consider". 😂😂😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/u9p9vvj8aevg1.png?width=710&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e2eff11acf4736fa6211a3b332ce358ea85ae12\n\n |
| We did it Joe 🧢 |
| better to make money than be right. i realise dumber you are the better |
| I do and they're good, but not like mind blowing or anything.\n\nIt's a shoe rich white waspy people like to wear |
| If you trade XSP we're already at 700 |
| reminder that last 10 days had last 5 candles be green, is pattern breaks exit from your calls |
| can I get one little insider tip please? |
| Don’t think he sold the pump |
| I am tempted to buy even more oil. The squeeze on Friday will be epic. |
| Margin loan is the easiest if you have a big portfolio, which he does if he made 120k on Tuesday. It's also pretty easy to get balance transfers and personal loans - I don't have a ton of money but I have good credit and could easily get 50k quickly that way. |
| wait SPY still not at 700? I am watching SPX its past 7000, I guess it's not 10x exactly |
| Come on Donaldinho Pumperino, truth nuke us over 700 |
| Is TDC garbage or good? 👀 |
| buy stop order above point 1 following the dip |
| Imagine the most corrupt market Manipulator in recent history telling you essentially what to buy, AND including the ticker, and you don't buy??... PLTR |
| We need to take these sources with a grain of salt.. they are never right and always seems way to optimistic. |
| $2B call wall cuk blockin SPY $700 |
| Quantum AI drones! Better buy now! |
| Quantum AI drones! Better buy now! |
| I am new to investing and every week I hear so called experts here screaming that market is gonna crash lol. Glad never listened to |
| Where is the “congratulation to all dip buyers” all caps guy |
| 700 is cursed |
| If META or NVDIA can break through where they’re being pinned right now, $700 EOD. If both break through, who knows.\n\nAMZN can be added or subbed in as well. |
| It IPO on robinhood lol |
| It's at an ATH right now. |
| The US doesnt and thats what matters |
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| Fellow bearish sentiment peeps:\nConsole yourself with this: couldn’t have seen this shit coming. And it’s better to be safe than to be irrational |
| Are you donating them to your mom? |
| Thank me guys for the pump was playing some straight to the bank in the car to work |
| The SPX over 9k memes will be epic, should happen by June at this rate |
| haven’t closed my shorts yet but it’s getting a little ridiculous \n\nalso closed my msft calls when they jumped from 750-> 1000 and suddenly they’re at 2000 lol rough |
| Sometimes it really do be like that |
| That pesky little strait is still closed tho. Darn it |
| FU, 40k of that is from me 🙂 |
| Seems like luck honestly |
| That's like slapping God in the face for giving you a beautiful gift! |
| you're like a week late sorry to say bro shoulda just held |
| 700 happening imminently. |
| The stock market is the only way to let your money grow in alot of peoples eyes. |
| Anyone ever owned a pair of allbirds?\n\nCurious about the comfort \n |
| Anthropic please release something, I need a dip to buy. |
| why would we ever stop going up? |
| Anyone loading on 700 calls? |
| The market just pumped over something that "could" happen? Seriously? This is insane. |
| Googl is literally like an etf, YouTube, Gemini, search, Gmail, Cloud, partial owner of spacex, Anthropic, quantum |
| Did you just sell on that pump ? |
| 700.01 |
| He bought? |
| Inshallah today habibi |
| Got ATH, now what 🧍 |
| Dude, I think I'll quit my job |
| In a month the news will be onto the next thing that is going to crash the US economy and spy will be $715 per share. Best of luck trading off Fox News and CNN hit pieces. |
| Nothing to see here, just the longest consecutive Nasdaq green streak since 2021. Who needs 25% of the worlds oil to flow anyways? |
| Hate indexes\nThey are slow, they are for one of two:\n1. A lot of money, so 5% a year is enough (actually I’d go for it if I had M)\n2. Young, those who have 30 years to get wealth. |
| If it goes to 700 I’ll finally be able to get a breast reduction \nCome on spyyyy |
| Blockades are bullish |
| Allbirds lol, that stock gonna go back to where it came from in a couple of days. |
| I saw bird up 400% figured that would be that, check again and it’s up 750%. Jfc |
| bought 699 monday thinking itd be a joke, may actually be in the in the money by expiry |
| This thread is so fascinating. I'm super risk adverse and over 5 year built up 12k worth of share in a company share scheme, which on the day they matured were worth 18k. I decided to leave them for a bit as at that point the share price was recovering from a hit 2 years earlier (has been twice as high) and 1 month later I now have 8k so might as well have spent my 5 years putting money down the drain. \n\nThen you have people like this just rolling the dice and coming up millions up. I just want my 10k back 😂 |
| betting it gets rejected |
| SPY 700 when??? |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 705.0 before 17-Apr-2026 01:49 PM -05 |
| !banbet |
| NFLX |
| Can I have $20? |
| > Iran could consider allowing ships to sail through the Oman side of the Strait of Hormuz without interference or attack as part of a deal with the U.S., Reuters reports, citing a source close to Tehran. |
| have u closed? yeah its oer |
| Spy 700 boys |
| No clue why Carrier is down 9-10% today... anybody got a scoop |
| #More. |
| It no like $200 |
| So don't live in a HCOL state? It's not like you need to live somewhere expensive for work if you are retired. |
| World doesn’t revolve around your trades. Pls be more open minded. |
 FinancialJuice (@financialjuice) on X ⚠ BREAKING: Iran could consider ships being able to sail through Oman's side of Strait of Hormuz without interference or attack as part of a deal with US - sour... x.com |
| Literally edging 700 |
| lol at this rate only 1 month away |
| #Keep the momentum going and make gas prices higher. SPY 800 EOY |
| Time to sell it all I dont trust this shit one min I'm out |
| Wait +700%? Lmfao, who buys that |
| SPY ATH lmfao |
| When do I go 100% treasuries ? |
| About to does not mean currently are, so market can ignore it for now |
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| Damn, I just need 3 stocks to pivot to AI, and I can stop coming here entirely |
| All the oil tankers are getting through the strait. Also, they get oil from everywhere else. The factories running out of oil is the biggest myth. |
| Can we just Rocket through 700 and go to 725? Thatd be cool |
| NVDA is always number 1 |
| Oof |
| Sigh. I can’t decipher the chart for crude. |
| What app is this ? |
| Gotta get to 1% |
| We did it, Pam. |
| MSFT on it's way to 5T |
| Pay your taxes\n\nthen take at least half and put it in safe investments |
| $700 |
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| Nice pivot off ema, end of day pamp trippler all but guaranteed 👌 |
| Still a loooong way to pass 125 |
| I live in Hawaii. On 120k you're drowning. Gas is 6 bucks a gallon right now. Average rent for a 1 bedroom apartment is 2k/mo. Those two things alone costs you 30k a year. |
| we will literally never see another red day |
| Wait until it goes up another 10%. |
| It JUST crossed usd 698!!! 🚀 |
| here we GO, PLTR! |
| Nobody cares. |
| Spy at ath while hormuz is still closed.\n\nAbsolute cinema |
| since I got my flair, SPY is up 42%! BTW, today we have a new ATH. \nyou do the math with what will happen, bers! |
| I’ve havnt been checking stonks for a couple days, how tf are we almost at 700 rn |
| This will keep pumping for no fucking reason. I’d never buy a put again . Nothing is holding this down |
| Why are you bringing up Obama like that?? |
| start of the next leg up |
| I don't care |
| The war is over man, get over it |
| 5 most favorite tickers on WSB \n\n1. TSLA \n2. PLTR \n3. META \n4. ORCL \n5. MSTR |
| Best stock to buy a calls for upcoming earnings? |
| Rooting for u |
| Is today a good day to buy back into my VOO positions that I panic sold last month? |
| honestly fairly upset lol, i totally hedged all of this after the first 640-660 jump and just wtf? |
| 698! 2 more! I'm already gooning |
| Hell no. If he cashes out 50% goes to taxes. He should keep doing what he’s doing and take loans out against his account if he needs money |
| OMG it's Long Island Ice Tea Company all over again. |
| Both I believe |
| FINISH HIM! |
| That was exactly what I was thinking.\n\nI'll give it a month before there's a fire sale on Aeron Chairs and AI office space. |
| IT'S MADE WITH HALF A CHICKEN TENDER AND CANNED CORN! LEARN TO COOKMAX! |
| I think that may have been the nut. Time for puts |
| Send that shit |
| So the world's factories countries like (Vietnam, Myanmar and the Phillipines) about to run out of fuel suppppppper fucking bullish \n\n\n\n\n\n\nLike this is actually getting scary around the world look at Ireland they almost had riots |
| I looked away for 2 seconds and missed my opportunity to not be poor |
| next stop is 800 at this point (hopefully not in a straight line again) |
| lets get a +1000% on the bird\n\n |
| this shit has not pumped anywhere near enough.\n\nNeed a 3% day on QQQ. |
| Yes they will for $2 million a ship |
| On the upside ... no taxes! |
| war -> pump.. so. . more? |
| How the fuck do stocks like Allbird even happen.\n\nThat’s got to be illegal |
| Classic ber comment as we set new aths |
| Happy about the milestone and all, but we would have been here months ago without, you know. |
| I loved getting raped by nvda for no reason |
| Oh, one day when you're lookin' back\nYou were young and man, you were sad\nWhen you're young you get sad\nWhen you're young you get sad\nAnd you get high |
| It's 2028, SPY just broke $12,000 up 3% on the day after news says that the Hormuz may open. |
| april - all days will be green! |
| Record all time highs. Anyone who pretends to know what’s going on is clearly lying. |
| Oof, mailed the tax due check. |
| You still got 350% though |
| What do we think MU and SNDK are going to do tomorrow when TSM's earnings hit overnight?\n\n |
| I was in nvda poots praying all day |
| YES |
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| Old news |
| WHY WOULD YOU SPEND HARD EARNED MONEY ON SPY PUTS WHEN THE MARKET IS THIS RIGGED\n\nDO YOU JUST LIKE BEING POOR? |
| What happens after 700 is the real question? Dumpity dump? |
| This owns so hard turns out your long ass zerohedge cortisol ber screed was WRONG AS SHIT LMAO |
| Hell naw bro. Better off shorting it. |
| Just got off the phone with the president |
| STFU |
| WAR WITH CUBA HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED 🤯🤯🤯 |
| Of course market moon after I sell |
| Oil is kill. |
| errbodys a genius today |
| I think the only logical thing to do is to use $3M of that on $BIRD puts and then'll be really reallllly retired. |
| so fed says economy is fucked, and people buy. ok |
| Didn't he beat musk? Who now |
| New world screw worm getting close to the US again. Yall think beef expensive now, just wait until those bastards make it in. |
| I bought a call, so now it won’t happen.you are welcome |
| Time to sell MSFT? \n\n\n40% up on my spreads in 1 week. Max profit is 200% if above 460 by June. |
| #beers LMAO🤌 |
| another day another +1% |
| We're overdue for a v... |
| You can make it back by buying soxs...semi ready to tumble |
| Oohhhhh SPY! Come on my love. Pop again for daddy |
| It broke the resistance of the ATH. That means the brakes are off. And based on the volume spike, it was done deliberately. |
| Fed's Beige book pump I guess |
| Well yeaXD we’re not here to take part we’re here to take ova!!! |
| This is actually way more fun than yesterday. Hilariously stupid, but fun. |
| What "week"? They're kinda spread out.\n\nServiceNow\tNOW\tApril 22, 2026\tConfirmed (Post-market)\n\nMicrosoft\tMSFT\tApril 29, 2026\tConfirmed (Post-market)\n\nPalantir\tPLTR\tMay 4, 2026\*\tEstimated\n\nIntuit\tINTU\tMay 21, 2026\*\tEstimated\n\nPalo Alto Networks\tPANW\tMay 18, 2026\*\tEstimated\n\nSalesforce\tCRM\tMay 27, 2026\*\tEstimated\n\nCrowdStrike\tCRWD\tJune 2, 2026\*\tEstimated\n\nAppLovin\tAPP\tMay 6, 2026\*\tEstimated\n\nAdobe\tADBE\tJune 11, 2026\*\tEstimated\n\nOracle\tORCL\tJune 15, 2026\*\tEstimated |
| She wants it bad |
| I need a SPY 700 hat! |
| I don’t have any day trades and I literally sold two of these for a loss earlier, pity me 😢 |
| It’s because everything is fake |
| Fuck you im happy for you |
| Trump is pressing the fed to print again, and the war ending was also bullish. |
| Old news they said this shit two weeks ago |
| kinda regret exiting at 350% returns, coulve been 500 |
| I'm sure it bullish for some reason. |
| That’ll be another +.15% |
| Lol, Bols really thought |
| The market wants to bust. Bers, please let it hit 🍑 |
| I missed 80% of the TSLA gain today and jumped into 4/24 puts just now. I mean, there’s no way it could go up again. Just like I said this morning |
| I just sold this morning, glad OP gave me confirmation signal. |
| insane lmao. literally hasn't stopped pumping for more than 5 mins for 11 days straight |
| Not tryna brag but i paid enough taxes to keep the USS Freedom supplied with urinal cakes for a whole year |
| anymore bers "feeling dumpy"?\n\n \nthat's what I thought. What's on the menu is roasted bers! |
| someone tell Nike to join the AI club\n\nwatch it moon |
| We ripping like nothing is wrong in the world |
| New ath I guess |