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| You ran! |
| Ber trap |
| Psychotic high demented market |
| New brainwashing update from the department of thought. War, price inflation, and mass layoffs are now good. Please clap for supreme leader donald now. |
| QQQ red is forbidden. |
| Israeli and U.S. Officials Say They Are Preparing For At Least Two More Weeks Of Strikes In Iran’- \n |
| spy calls here? |
| Bunch of sickos that just want the economy to collapse to make a quick buck |
| Sick fucking manipulation holy shit |
| Up we go |
| https://preview.redd.it/tb6j3503ffog1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=767a458604187339fcfe6a245fa521d77e3803d2 |
| 671. |
| MSFT jumping off a cliff. In other news, the sky is blue. |
| And hegseth got 5 drone companies building each 2500 units to be delivered... in 6 months. Explains why he's running to Ukraine to get stuff. fyi, all china needs to do now is *speak of a* rare earth embargo Mar 31. |
| Bought more NBIS yesterday nice |
| Same lmaooo |
| Does Baron have puts? Highly unlikely 🫵🤡 |
| Quick 1DTE spy puts, what could go wrong? |
| I'm just going to quit the market until Iran is over. |
| #LMAO🤌 |
| Thought the war was over.. lol |
| Funny no one has mentioned Elon lately |
| Why is tesla pumpin? They aint a car company anymore.. |
| Spy puts hardly moving on this. Need more 0DTE and less 30DTE |
| lol |
| Dont you dare buy puts now hoping to ride the train. It's too late and you'd just cause it to go back up |
| It will go lower |
| 😗 |
| Time for the 10:30 rebound |
| 400m = shit's more serious than 280m would indicate = oil up |
| Wrong way |
| I really hope a lot of you loaded up on calls while doing all that shit talking this morning |
| HOLY MICRO-V |
| what's your point |
| That big SL hunter broke me right out of my puts |
| Algos are so nasty today |
| Dumpppeed like an ugly gurl on promotional night |
| NBIS and MU were the only safe heaven suddenly but few days ago they were dumping like trash |
| excuse me, but I can vouch for u/Wide_Open_Buttcheeks expertise and I can say it is well worth it. |
| Not if it scales over decades. |
| Because that's going to last us barely any time. That's only 20 days worth of oil. Meanwhile, Iran is actively attacking ships in the strait. They're not letting up any time soon. |
| VIX calls in 32 mins |
| BOLS ARE FUK |
| I find myself hoping for WW3 because I sold everything last week. Wouldn't even make me any money, I just want to feel like I did the right thing |
| Up 14% on my Nintendo shares I bought a couple of days ago. Should’ve full ported |
| Lel -1$ bers celebrating? It will V with a 3$ cndle |
| Honestly, it will probably be back in the 90s/80s within a week, I would wait. This market is too choppy. Its a great stock to collect premiums wheeling, though. |
| Wtf happened |
| Saving this to come back to for when we V back to green lol |
| The crab is superior\n\nThe contrast between two magnificent beasts and a petty sea-bug is hilarious. The crab suggests the absurdity of today's climate. Market movements are random and ephemeral, identical to the nature of a crab. There is no glory of the bull, bear, or kangaroo. We are in a crab market. And we have become crabs ourselves. |
| Always getting me to cash out puts early. God damn |
| Oil Buls about to climax |
| China and North Korea waiting until U.S. weapons a little more depleted to make their moves |
| I’ll take mine sloppy ‘n’ choppy |
| Thank you chatgpt, so puts it is. |
| APPLE getting fucked |
| Thank you for your service, u/DingDongDingDong6969 |
| Micro-freaking-slop |
| Stole bols liquidity and bers taking it back to their holes LMAO |
| Too much shit talking from bols this morning 🤣😂 |
| The ol rug |
| Not gonna lie, this stings |
| Inflation is defeated!!!1! |
| Idk guys TSLA gonna dump hard |
| RIP market! |
| What tweet did we get this time. |
| I just lost 5k under 1mins. Fml haha |
| r/woosh |
| It’s important to buy a small position in the direction you don’t want as offering to market algo gods so it reverses in the way you actually want 👍 |
| If Anthropic drops “Oil by Claude” right now, I’m gonna lose it |
| Puts are free fucking money lmao |
| flip flop ass clapping when walk orange pig. |
| NBIS bears in absolute shambles\n\n |
| LMAO iea releases 400 million barrels and oil goes green |
| Why is it not curve of hormuz? |
| -3% day🥭 cannot save it he used his bonus up |
| I have a trout stream near by. Lemme get my snorkel and interview them |
| We need deep red. Not fucking SIDEWAYS. Come on |
| You’re welcome. |
| Ukraine: 🫲😇🪽 |
| da bulls r losing lmfao |
| cage? Na, i want it to bring me squirrels & shit. |
| Wait theyre claiming that Iran is using Crypto to avoid sanctions? ¯\(ツ)/¯\n\n_whoever would have thought_ |
| NBIS a buy under 250 |
| Dudes named Brent hit different like Kyle |
| Timber... |
| I like to invest in companies making the world a better place\n\nHair loss and boner pills |
| idiot mango, couldnt have just kept his trap shut |
| XOM calls barley holding my port up |
| Yea it's a lose-lose situation. People are complaining about restaurant prices but most are facing bankruptcy right now. In my neighborhood in nyc that used to be full of different ethnic restaurants, many are closing and being replaced with luxury condos, hotels, and expensive af hipster cafes. |
| Everyone talking about red when I literally don’t see any in my port??? |
| Mhmm mhmm, so far I’ve crashed 7 blue chips |
| how bout that candle? 😂 |
| I also have a CC for 103 and 100, hahaha. It will probably fall before the end of the week, and we'll hopefully be able to roll out a bit. |
| Bruh....BRUH!!!! |
| I feel like puts on google rn would be a banger |
| Man if it weren't for hims this week amd marvel last week and Netflix the week before my port would be all fucked up. Hims seems to be the only play |
| Rotation into TSLA and Boner pills. Not a coincidence |
| Hey market! Instead of being down .15%, why don’t you go down 15% to make my puts print. Please and thank you. |
| No calls til 6620-6650 |
| Lulu ever gonna recover smh! |
| Its joever and if we are really honest it never began |
| meat only |
| Might be the ships that got blown up around Hormuz last night and a threat to bomb Nvidia. |
| Guys is anyone making money on SYK rn? |
| Oil market still in backtardation |
| Oh so you're trying to trick the market with your banbet? You get em tiger! |
| If NBIS breaches $115, it could **squeeze** a bit \n \n"How bout you squeeze my nuts, fuckn nerd" |
| Hims is trashhhh |
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| HIMS has it, and it to 30 |
| What if it’s not a trap though? |
| Bessent right now is like Spiderman trying to keep those trains from crashing in NYC |
| Microslop never holds any pumps, just short the hell out of it |
| Hate that POS |
| Buy shares dumbass |
| You mean the Strait of America disruption |
| Tesla is immune to red |
| AMZN has exited the chat. |
| I fell for that bull trap |
| Yeah oil reserves released, like pissing your pants |
| Bers have won todays |
| flipped mu shares too early, entered short puts on the rip.\n\nrip. |
| > Satan |
| Hmm, time to sell my XOM? Keeping it seems awfully like investing |
| Am I gonna FOMO into APLD even when I bitched out on buying at $24? probs. |
| I made 100 dollars today yiipppeeeee |
| Calls again here for thr 100th time |
| It’s fine bro if I bet it’s gonna go up it’ll go down trust |
| Bear trap.... |
| Fuk everything |
| Whole market moved like penny stock |
| Yes that is why I'm saying Iran would be 1st world if the Ayatollah followed the path of the Gulf States.\n\nPersians are some of the smartest people in the world, just look at how their high schoolers do in extremely difficult competitions like the International Mathematical Olympiad. They have the human capital and the resources to create a 1st world country. |
| finally a big nebula pump |
| Why the fuck is this going straight down. This is so fucking pathetic |
| if you bought at 9:50 and sold at 10:00 youd 2x+ ur mooney |
| OKLO $80 next week |
| Where that Satan candle come from? |
| just harvested 20+ years of income tax deductions 😎\n\nart of the deal |
| when ever I buy 1 contract, it prints so hard. then when I do 10+ it immediately goes the other way |
| Damn bro |
| We going down |
| Oufff you're delusional boyy |
| This V is about to be hilarious |
| It is unlikely the IEA release will be able to reduce all of the impact of the strait of hormuz disruption; as combined outputs from IEA should hover around 5M bpd vs the 20M bpd that usually come via the strait a day |
| Wrong direction |
| #baby what is you doin |
| contrarian ▶️'s |
| Drill time |
| Put credit spreads were not the move today |
| Where have you see that consensus is they are killing it now? I did see that Oracle mentioned helpful automation technologies in their earnings call and I believe they're used by Oracle. |
| Why all red? |
| Time for the speculum bols |
| I think it’s a ber trap tbh be patient |
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| The Strait of America? |
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| Rawrrr 🐻 |
| WTF AMZN..... fukin joke! |
| !banbet SPY 690 10h |
| Somehow I managed to pick the loser everyday for the last three months straight. I might just have to stop (See ya Monday ) lol |
| Stupid little bool 🤣 |
| Return of the Mack? |
| This feels like the type of day that is suppose to be a -1 but end ups +0.5. Might be good to snipe some 680 lottos |
| scalpers paradise |
| We can't V if we don't go down, duh |
| vibin |
| My strategy is to pay down debt and build up emergency savings over the next 18 months |
| Seriously, it's a cartel not conspiracy. |
| BULL R FUK BULL R FUK |
| Was up 75% then it tanks when im about to sell |
| But oil if you think war will continue and get worse. By spy if you think war will end soon or if you think war is bullish. Get hookers and coke if you are unsure |
| Wtf was that whole ordeal. Oil spike down then up? |
| Sold my AMPX call too early. 75% is a decent return. But it could have been so much better. |
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| There's always money in the banana stand |
| Meant to reply to the mod, he was trying to get War off the board and asked if we could still type it in chat |
| Even Steven |
| It is so stupid, that this makes sense. |
| yea. 😂 |
| TSLA 405p 0DTE\n\nI am a rational man |
| Ghey algos |
| This war market moves like a baby giraffe |
| If he cuts inflation goes up, so you want him to raise? |
| Hims bears can't even get it below 26 now lol much more 25 |
| Drilldo for new oil deposit cuz everyone fuk |
| One big beautiful HS. \n\n(Gonna pump) |
| LTPU, STPU, or instantaneous? |
| Byeeee Byeee miss american SPY |
| Even with Russian taps fully opened, the G7 all together has enough oil to last till about the end of June.\n\n\nAfter that what? Are they supposed to pull 10million barrels of oil a day out of their asses? |
| HOOD you whore |
| dude what in the actual fuck is this market even doing. Seriously. |
| TSLA hasn't been relevant in like 6 months keep up |
| lol, it wasn't *that* dope. If i payed that much in taxes i'd have better things to do with my time than goof off at work. |
| 0dte 680 was not it |
| FICO Your my last hope |
| China made Tesla sales up 92% |
| wow hims is actually squeezing, time for more bag holders!! |
| Bers will pay for this |
| War intensifying and Market keeps mooning this ist so fucked up |
| thank god I listened to my profit goal and stopped trading |
| Yes. In future |
| Here we go |
| You already have a bet going - PLTR to 140.0 before 25-Mar-2026 09:23 AM -05 |
| They shook off retails (Me) from memory disks trade, and now they are making it go vertical. Story as old as time lmaooooooooooo |
| Bulls down bad |
| open bol anoos |
| Made money yesterday against all odds. I think I need to sit today out because I’d probably give it all back. However, winning again today would actually be worse because then I’d get delusions that I’m a good trader and lose everything + more tomorrow. |
| Do people think since gas is high for a week they will buy a tesla? |
| RIP |
| Christ! People really are clueless!!..................I am people |
| So long as the Dow is over 50,000, it's all good. Right? |
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| First bear market? |
| WTF |
| !banbet $PLTR $140 2W |
| Just die already Meta |
"I was wondering if the white smoke over Tel Aviv was an indication they had picked a new Jeffrey Epstein" - best bangers ive heard in ages \n  trout mask (original) (@BranPuffin) on X I’m gonna call bangers where I see em x.com |
| **circuit breakers today.** |
| Things do, but there are much bigger events going on clogging up the headlines and cables |
| 😂 |
| Like a shitty bird you keep in a cage? |
| bitcoin up, sp500 up, hood down\n\ntale as old as time, short this mf to the ground |
| Banana market |
| Tsla the type that can go up $10 in 5 minutes and down $20 in 10 minutes |
| Shouldve bought at $85 and hold until $120 |
| Cum earn them first big boy |
| They priced in at least a dozen, bullish 😂 |
| MSFT is heavily dependent on oil. |
| Why does it always fall at 10:30, like what is the reason? |
| Something has to stop this so I bought HIMS |
| Wtf is there to even buy in this current market im all cash |
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| Bro I was NBIS bag holder for months the moment I decide to sell and short it moons |
| Sold my NBIS call yesterday. God dammit. |
| The Bols went quiet HAHAHA |
| https://preview.redd.it/j1dqj0bsdfog1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79e116110cea413fc5814fb8a5122b7e3939b6bf\n\nNBIS to $900 ONDS to $20\n\nRetirement secured 💰💵 |
| Hindsight bias |
| Not so late for Micron |
| How much |
| only in your mind. \n \nRemember, war almost over, ahead of schedule, everyday the most devastation yet. |
| SNDK and MU wow |
| I still don’t understand why there would even be a bid right here. It would be different if the market was down 20% or something and it was a matter of figuring out how long the war is gonna go on, but the market is not even down. |
| I have SPY calls. There's your answer. |
| Nbis finally shines |
| **cnn** now reporting on the tankers getting bodied in the strait |
| It seems any positive bit of news gets sold.... |
| Being a net exporter doesn't mean anything when it hits everyone and everything in your economy. It's not like internal producers give US citizens a discount. |
| CVNA a safe haven asset |
| used to think that until I turned 1k into 40k in 3 months. not guaranteed but it can happen |
| IEA release is bullish af for oil - no confidence in 🥭 to seal the deal |
| ✋ right here |
| Will NBIS puts print? |
| It's glorious |
| HOLD\n\nHOLD\n\nHOLD\n\nHOLD\n\nPUTS NOW! |
| This market literally does the exact opposite of what I want |
| God damn. My NVTS calls just got resurrected. |
| https://www.controller.com/ |
| "Trump tells Axios there's "practically nothing left" to target in Iran" Axios, 22 minutes ago |
| Atleast dubai escort prices are deflated |
| once you go red you dont go back |
| Fucking MSFt, you god damn silly boy. |
| They love getting drilled |
| they hit 3 ships and uso didn’t move 😹 |
| Ppl been like this since Covid \n\nExpecting an index fund to behave like 🌽 |
| the mag 7 rotation is beginning, buy mag 7 calls. |
| Breaking : The war with Iran will end "soon" because there is "practically nothing left" to target. "Little this and that... Any time I want it to end, it will end," 🥭 said. Per Axios |
| I also masturbated a lot for those 6 to 24 months. It was like all my life I was just practicing for something that finally came. |
| cmon just a small pump to hit my entry |
| Why does absolutely nothing happen intraday anymore |
| Kangaroo market |
| Microslop LMFAO |
| Short microslop again boys |
| Macrohard is truly a micro soft |
| Actual retard. |
| A lot of institutional manipulation |
| HIMS GANG LETS GOO |
| mango can do the funniest thing rn |
| why dude |
| It’s ’Laughing my ass off’ in proper English. |
| Let’s just skip the back and forth and go to the part where we close at 680 |
| NBIS is fucking PUMPING |
| Nvda saving the market today |
| I literally can’t even sell my options on robinhood lmfao |
| Bunch of people just watch from sidelines today. Too many people got burnt yesterday |
| Bers only read headlines, and they are not even good at that |
| $200 |
| Payed taxes for 2 all last year cause I never changed my withholding after the divorce... Got a dope refund ready to deploy & I don't want to buy any of this shit. Maybe I should get a falcon. |
| So the real news is at least a couple more weeks of "war", but orange tries to pump the markets with "nothing left to do", these people are comedians. They care more about the index than soldiers |
| Crude prices are higher after IEA announces historic oil reserve release\n\nPublished Wed, Mar 11 20263:26 AM EDT |
| Why do people expect SPY to skyrocket suddenly in a day? If anything it seems like something you hold onto long term like VOO |
| Spy not moving but all the stocks I'm in are straight vertical? |
| Woooo gooo my worthless meme stonkies 🤗 |
| Like, Malcolm? |
| length of war directly correlated with number of Epstein mentions in media |
| Yet still soooooo far to go to make up losses |
| Fuck your puts and fuck your calls |
| Breaking: Mexican Cartels are stopping all exports of Fentynl until the Strait is reopened |
| Flat chests and flat days are not my type |
| How will this affect Marlon Mack? |
| SEND IT JENSEN |
| Because only Persian rugs are getting hit. Oil safe |
| Wow, they let one of the ranting giga bers in this thread on CNBC |
| Once the US Navy is able to open up the Strait of America oil will flow freely and the global economy will take off, you guys |
| Yea. Keep holding. It's going to $500 in 3 days. 🤣💀 |
| does Tencent own Jagex yet? |
| that's why it's not called street |
| Wtf is up with avgo this shit is crazzyyyy |
| 10 min til blast off (to the downside) |
| It's quite disturbing how obsessed bers are with miners. |
| Howd you see me chug my Mad Dog |
| This market is not for the faint of heart.\n\nWe are all one tweet away from Wendy’s or lambos. |
| Last week the war was about lighting the torch to begin Armageddon, now it’s all about keeping oil below $90 a barrel ROFLMAO |
| elite ball knowledge |
| People that say “X” can do the funniest thing right now, are fucking retarded mouth breathers |
| Apple and Microsoft are really red while every other tech stock is >1% |
| ##SPY CAN YOU PLEASE FUCKING MOVE |
| God damn Hims is running |
| Literally entire market just went vertical. Trump must have said something about oil again |
| Oh right, yeah they should be happy that today's not as bad as tomorrow will be. |
| The strait is fucking curvy how am i the only one seeing this! Shit’s fake |
| Send me funds |
| WRD 🚀 |
| HIMS doesn’t need their product today boiiissss 🚀 🌕 |
| And they called it a MINE! |
| Al Jazeera reporting that Iran declares Jagex's Cambridge headquarters 'legitimate target' in response to membership price increases targeting Odablock's viewerbase |
| Where are the guys that commented they were shorting nbis premarket lmao |
| Have you ever been to Iran or seen what it's like though video/pictures? \n\nIt's not mud huts like Afghanistan far from it |
| High beta stocks ripping. Short angus also ripping. |
| only way i can change your mind is a lobotomy |
| If you think oil prices being compressed is a conspiracy you can complain about you are genuinely fucking retarded\n\nWe literally have a global committee to ensure oil prices remain stable |
| LUNR going to mars now |
| Midgets need love too |
| Collect profits |
| Hims?? |
| Chop all day |
| Structural inflation would be a lot more believable if wages were up and companies weren't making record profits.\n\nIt's just companies charging more to make more profit. |
| Why did Tesla go up only 3% |
| Nvidia has the opportunity to do the funniest thing rn |
| Are we having some kind of relief rally now all of a sudden ?? |
| The amount of cuckolds in netflix shows is proportional to the amount of baggies holding it rn |
| Staples drilling because no one can afford to eat |
| We will know SPYs plan for the next few hour in the next few minutes. |
| That big candle was actually our 401k money |
| No one more homo than a tsla bol. Or little Dan Ives |
| It’s gotten worse* |
| Huh |
| wtf is a HIMS |
| https://www.bloomberg.com/news/live-blog/2026-03-11/iran-latest\n\n“Record 400 Million Barrels of Oil Approved for Release From Emergency Reserves” BBG |
| Yes I'd like to place a SPY sell order for 24,453,654,432,000 shares at 678.00 please |
| The holy war being fought over dollars and oil was not on my 2026 bingo card |
| BER HUNTING SEASON IS ON |
| My point exactly, he shouldn't be gambling in his Roth account. |
| C H O P P U S -- A U R R E L I U S |
| Fsly is a 10 bagger |
| Release the files! |
| I like it |
| To believe or not to believe\n\nThat's the question algos are trying to decide on 🥭's bullshit |
| Oil's not going back to $100, change my mind. |
| Planet Labs baby |
| Fly\n\nBe free |
| Excuse me, I was told there would be a Dow 50k here. |
| Boomers ain't letting this shit drop bro lol |
| Time to rip |
| The M stands for Market Maker. |
| Gemini art creation is very nice. ChatGPT stil does garbled funk mess. |
| Shits gonna puke its guts within 30 minutes |
| Mistake would be if his balance drops and he would still be liable to pay his taxes. |
| No, next question please |
| Yeah you weren’t getting a good rate on it anyway |
| last time there were numerous unjustified buys,,,then a trump tweet |
| It is impossible to draw 50 million barrels a day from the reserves; US reserves can be drawn with 2m bpd, Germany can pull about 2.4M bpd; so its gonna last longer but can't fill the 20M bpd gap hormuz leaves |
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| Loading up on this small company $AMPG ***AmpliTech designs, develops, and manufactures custom leading-edge RF components*** for the Commercial, SATCOM, Space, and Military markets. |
| Bulls happy with flat these days |
| Lol okay then hims. Going straight fucking vertical |
| Why is rcat and lunr going crazy? |
| 🎵To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left |
| I refuse to believe the marker is less regarded than I am |
| Can't wait for the energy secretary to make a video about how we found 90 quadrillion barrels of oil off cuba or some shit |
| anyone else think someone knows something with that big buy |
| Spy get back to 680 please 🥺 |
| i mean peep the username |
| When’s his speech |
| Wow Netflix caused this war? |
| Less |
| Holy shit hims |
| Can I ever do anything right |
| Oil up 37% since a month ago. Worst job numbers since Covid. Private credit hitting circuit breakers. GAAP updates inflating paper profits through unrealized capital gains in the AI bubble.\n\nBelieve it or not, all time highs. |
| He already told us the small p p thing? |
| #UAN |
| W |
| LULU dying before earnings next week. Watch it rocket post earnings 🚀 |
| 20 days worth^ |
| I’m on boat it’ll go to 1,000 this year. But you be your own judge, |
| You stuck Kamala against him, there blame to go around here |
| People moving their wealth out of ME into SPX |
| everyone is wrong |
| RCAT wtfffff |
| Mission we accomplished nothing but making things worse. |
| Small caps about to go on a run |
| I have spy calls, should I sell them? Prolly because of me it’s holding up 🤔 |
| Literally almost every candle completely reverses and changes color |
| imagine having |
| Market just remembering neoclouds exist after nbis deal |
| because musk has screwed every American by trying to destroy all of the safety nets that help protect the general public. This included the elderly the handicapped and the veterans. If there was justice in this world the retard would die. thanks doge |
| Was trying to find the joke but than realized You probably believe this. |
| I’m more concerned abt the smol pp |
| then we panic |
| If it breaks above 10.50, it's going to rip. The Israeli company acquisition should be a catalyst |
| Did he say war will be over this week but not this week in same press conference again? |
| CHINA! |
| Kangaroo is a blessing for WSB, it means all degen options gamblers win. |
| She's from Texas I can tell by the way she saved 80k on state taxes |
| Riding that hims wave\n\nLet it all work out 🧙🏻♂️❤️ |
| even if the earth ran out of drinkable water, the S&P 500 would probably only drop like 0.06% |
| Oil to 80 |
| Apple and Msft gonna hold it down |
| Hormuz is blockaded, mines are being deployed, arab states have been attacked, no end of war insight, usa cannot stop the war if the IRGC keeps the blockade “ cant just say we are done and have iran agree with it” this will prop be till the midterms buying oil now is a no brainer just dont overleverage ur POS |
| The market is healthier if we have to release SPR? Isn't that a bit like my financial health is higher if I have to dip into my long term savings? |
| Why the fuck can’t I buy it On vanguard or RH yet? I’ve been checking for like a year |
| Ah shit. I’m regarded |
| bruh lol |
| Tell us something good going on for you |
| For those who didn’t join |
| Everything is so fake now lmao |
| ✅ |
| every single mag 7 is green, nvidia +1,2% and tesla +3,2% and spy is red lol |
| I guess market is either waiting on oil numbers or taco speech |
| You belong here. |
| Reddit since it’s IPO* |
| When is he going to lie again today |
| I still dont think most Americans know what a data center is or does yet... they just know its ai something. bullish? |
| Yeah, also draw down from reserves can't fill the usual 20 million bpd that come thru hormuz usually- maybe 5mil bpd can be filled by that |
| Spy about to rocket and lead this sea of green to ATH |
| Lol |
| This will get buried so no one will see I lost $450k and also have a small p p |
| 🤡 market propped up by a 🤡 government |
| Priced in already |
| If troops will be in the ground, then the real shitshow starts. Army of 1+ million strong. And they all truly hate everything American. Imagine how many ied’s and rpg’s will be placed and shot 😵💫 |
| Wow 400 million barrels! So a mere 20 days worth of oil…\n\nThen what? |
| Drill then spike for prez speech. Then tomorrow who knows lmao I might go puts but that’s too obvious 😭 |
| Just woke up... America |
| Remember to save the straws while the mid east burns in smoke 💨 |
| They threw it all away by making Israel and America blow it to smithereens? |
| Well duh it’s not a secret lmao |
| Jesus fuck SPY cannot get out of this 677.5/678.5 zone. It better fucking start moving up |
| I bought NBIS at 120$, sold at 85$ 🤡 |
| 😂 understand this: I’m not going to waste my time responding to you again unless you actually have something productive to say. |
| Well, I'm sure the Iranians will just give up and won't retaliate any further if he says so /s |
| Can this fucking piece of shit stop changing directions every second |
| Fake tweets losing power xD |
| Potus may have killed the market permanently with this debacle. Arabs are now gonna take their money out of US markets. Thanks, red voters. |
| Ayyyo this guy's a psycho lmao |
| Okay we are good thanks |
| “Random” |
| Cashed in puts and calls already 🤷🏻♂️ |
| That’s most of this sub |
| We use that in like 2 hours in the US |
| “The emergency stocks will be made available to the market over a timeframe that is appropriate to the national circumstances of each member country…”\n\nBig oof\n |
| 🥭 trying his very best to 🌮 |
| We keep rejecting 6800 maybe puts is the move |
| I will now thanks |
| Ok dokie I will get on it |
| Microsoft sux in a way that is beyond comprehansion. |
| safe to go waterskiing in the strait this weekend? |
| Theta day |
| Still shorted at 46% btw, there's a long way to go |
| just carry the oil across Saudi Arabia on foot to the Arabian Sea, like Mel Gibson in The Road Warrior |
| Why buy mega caps when you can buy profitless shitcos |
| 🦞🦞🦀🦀 |
| Will NBIS puts print? |
| Bols getting slaughtered too |
| Looney tunes ah market |
| Small steps |
| Spy 683😎 |
| No but she was a biter. |
| Didn’t even hit $170 again. Got real close, I was thinking about it. Probably should have. |
| I have to bc as soon as I buy calls it’s going to dump |
| SADDLE UP, PARTNER |
| Food away from home keeps going up. Restaurants are not going to be able to sustain this. |
| Hey my glasses are broken but do you mind telling me what spy was at in October please and thank you. |
| No it isn't lmao, it's a country of 90 million people that's been under military rule for 50 years it doesn't matter how many times you kill the guy in charge when there's a literal entire military waiting in line behind him to take over |
| Yea because they know the release means the govt doesn’t see a resolution in the very near future |
| Welcome to the party pal. |
| What I would give to have Dubya back in office right now |
| LMAO - When I walked up on her I thought she had a normal sized drink then I realized she was holding a shot glass in her baby hands.\n\nI was drunk and did not fully realize what was happening until she hopped off the bar stool. |
| Green across the board |
| 1 massive drilldo then flat |
| TSLA spike nicely on china sells growth |
| Mission accomplished |
| Doesn’t CPI include Patriot missile prices? When did they take that out? |
| I truly do not understand what is holding this thing up if someone can enlighten, largest release of research ever and Iran attacking ships in the strait pledging to not let a drop through does not sound positive lol |
| Tesla Puts a few days out will make you a couple bucks |
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| See you 1 year soldier. Godspeed. |
| Max out that Roth shooter |
| Praying on it |
| I’ll just plug this into chat and it will probably be able explain this better then any of the regards here. Which ironically is what OP should’ve done first. “Chat am I cooked?” |
| WAR |
| Perfectly sold my USO calls at the absolute worst time. Government 1 : Me: 0 |
| Nah, it’ll continue to rip. My DD: save me from my bags |
| ask Michael Saylor how its going |
| Im going to spend the rest of the day wondering why I didnt buy USO at 102 |
 IEA Member countries to carry out largest ever oil stock release amid market disruptions from Middle East conflict - News - IEA IEA Member countries to carry out largest ever oil stock release amid market disruptions from Middle East conflict - News from the International Energy Agency www.iea.org |
| Shorting NVTS cause wtf is that bullshit LMAO |
| Keep buying puts bers lmfaooo |
| What a waste of time. |
| Yes but in a straight line |
| Apple and microslop 😂 |
| Will releasing the Oil reserves make Iran dig their heels in deeper knowing there is a ticking time bomb of oil supply? We are going to have to send troops in to figure this shit out in the next 10 days or we might actually have a real crisis lol |
| The games changed little bro. Now we bribe and create blackmail material |
| A lot of wicks, not enough candles today |
| ONDS going to have a big day |
| Yesterday - Don 🌮declares war is pretty much over, market pumps. Turns out it was not true we dump towards the end of the day \n\nToday - Don 🌮declares war is pretty much over. Market pumps.\n\nWe really going to do this same song and dance again? The MMs who run these algos are more retarded than the guy who bought NVDA 120 puts for July. |
| Oil is being supressed , same price as 5 days ago yet nothing has improved |
| Stonk Wars: Revenge of the retards |
| The price of missile interceptors is out of control how are working class, blue collar families supposed to get by in this economy, you guys? |
| Paying to get the truth social draft posts a few minutes before they go live |
| No, because only idiotic humans can be this bad at trading. AI can't stoop to our level of degeneracy. Building of kids gets blown up? 🚀🚀🚀 |
| I think it can be at certain things, but replacing people entirely is wrong. You need multiple perspectives for a lot of monitoring. Letting the same biases get in the way is a good way to fail. |
| I’m gonna be finding my damn border collies hair two decades after she dies. That shit gets everywhere. |
| $gmg Graphene Manufactuing Group has better graphene plus products lubricants hvac coatings and batteries. $hgraf 15 x bigger \n$gmg has the potential |
| IREN +10% hoooly |
| PLUG |
| AI will never lose thousands as good as me |
| BREAKING: IEA agrees to release 400 million uncooked lobbies to help address Old School Runescape's membership price increases |
| Great thanks, that's going to be so helpful for all of ... 1 month maybe. |
| Longer term silver is fine. |
| Oh, so like what we do now? |
| that 15minute candle is fking wild lmao, just pinned af |
| my man |
| Fucking mega candle stopped me out. Wtf |
| It's 20 days. |
| Too late to hop on sandisk? |
| is everyone having fun? im not, but also not having a bad time |
| Release the oil |
| Guess hims took some of the pills it makes. Damn thing literally won't go down at all |
| Enlist or ban |
| You can't really lose with long dated GLD calls right now. Inflation is going to keep marching up, especially with oil and gas disruptions. Fertiliser prices (made from gas) going to drive produce prices higher, oil driving transport prices higher. |
| War |
| I have to say I agree with nvdas investment in the data centers. I used gemini ai for the past month and its honestly quite amazing what it can do...\n\nAm I an I shill??? Ehhhh.... possibly |
| Just made 74 cents. Only down 299.3k |
| Go go gadget money pumper! |
| We could still just bid the price up. Take turns buying and selling at higher prices |
| NVDA 187.50 break will cause max pain to bear |
| Guy at the gym told me to get into silver and gold. Tops in on metals |
| Bullish |
| SPY was 482 about a year ago LMAO BERS 👶👶👶 |
| I will drink oil, hopefully I will become smart like that mathematician Oiler |
| Don’t little people have normal sized dicks? Don’t feel shame brother |
| i hope |
| Sold my 571 p on Spy +40% im out 😀 |
| Did ya get clap |
| watch ramaco for the most beautiful lemon sqzeezy |
| Converted my oil futures into calls |
| I mean, things were going pretty well there till the Ameripoors installed a puppet back in the 70s and sent the whole place to shit |
| If he didn’t need to keep saying it maybe it would be believable. |
| It paid off all its debt. |
| Ahhh I see okay |
| Big if true |
| I have to come clean. Sometimes im not in anything and just make fun of whichever side is losing . |
| THE COOKING ONE |
| "Make a light hearted meme about a happy person with down syndrome trading stocks to encourage diversity" |
| Do yall think AI will ever be as good at monitoring the situation as flesh and blood is |
| straight from the source, all good! |
| I did, nobody's said that and you're just easily manipulated |
| This market truly makes no sense and I love it |
| Let’s go! |
| Why do I see graphite on the roof? It's only used in the core as a neutron flux moderator |
| Nebius comedy continues 😂 |
| Uso green🧧🫶🫰🏽 |
| why |
| I have only made two bad decisions in my life. The first one was selling three ORCL 220CSP and getting assigned in December. \n\nThe other was banging a midget in Vegas.\n\nWill I ever recover from either of these mistakes? |
| This is such an obvious trap! Rip or dip any minute now tater chip |
| for every buyer there must be a seller\n\nbasic stuff bro. |
| $200 |
| SOUP EM BOYS! 🗣️ |
| Oh ok sweet |
| Wish CPI was higher, we'd be +5% already |
| Oil price is not buying this “oil reserves” released headline lmao, going green \n\nInvestors are jaded from this circus, only so much mango can kick the oil can down the road |
| Their time is coming to a close sooner or later. |
| Theyre the 70s and 80s land cruiser pick-ups, but theyre built brand new and sold as brand new. |
| They follow a regarded offshoot of a regarded religion, and are paranoid of the Israelis, unlike the Arab states who learned to just ignore em. |
| lol no |
| Haha oil going up on the release news |
| #LIES, DAMNED LIES, AND STATISTICS |
| Big brain move, ngl. |
| Zoom out. Mag7 down like 20%, crazy flush |
| trump can wake up and tweet anything random though |
| 400 million barrels is a whole 20 days of what the strait normally supplies\n\nTick tock |
| spy flat as per usual, \n\nno good green days anymore, always either \n\n-1% to +0,01% \n\nor +0,5% to +0,01% eod |
| Bols thot |
| Yeah, but once volatility spikes it's future value is priced into the option. Since you can't exercise VIX, expected drops are priced into the options, making them difficult to sell for profit. |
| Day ending in red like yesterday. Just another bull trap |
| 🇮🇷 threatening $200 oil is just empty rhetoric, we need boots on the ground to call their bluff |
| Are bers still yelling FUD? Lmfaooooo |
| Green dildo up ber assho |
| because 2 companies own 50% of everything |
| Haha no fucking way. Its a bandage on a cut off limb, at best |
| Forget about geopolitics, just get loaded on the HIMS squeze |
| If only... |
| In 10 years it will be assisted living companies |
| I got 9k back I left 39k on the table … |
| SPY was 687 before Halloween lmao |
| You’re the only person in this thread who understands their business.. |
| My friend says using ChatGPT is bad for the earth. So I asked ChatGPT if that was true and it said nah I’m good to keep using it. |
| Practically nothing left to target in Iran? What does that mean? They still have the strait closed. |
| 400 million barrels of oil released seems like quite a bit |
| Religion is ass |
| boe jiden used up all the reserves too for hunter |
| I wish I was half as smart as Kevin |
| Its about to get wild |
| most people here are degenerate gamblers that believe if they say something it’ll be true. This place is a perfect case study of how delusional people can truly be |
| clearly he hasn't made any good choices lmao |
| Me RN |
| Why can't we just all buy and never sell and become rich together and just take loans against our stocks. It'd be an infinite money glitch |
| You know what a spread is? |
| threw what away they're still in charge |
| We all died in the war |
| personally i like it when BBW is up there |
| What do these oil numbers mean at 1030 |
| Now gold can spend the whole day slowly selling off that tiny pump |
| Lots of words from leaders and zero results\n\nJapan will release strategic reserves later in the month which means this isn’t the top on oil or they would dump into it and push it lower |
| Sorry I use Internet Explorer |
| Theta day |
| And now we neuter bulls |
| Calls on J&J |
| NET will be the biggest winner of 2026 |
| The International Energy Agency approved its **largest-ever release of emergency oil reserves** as governments seek to contain a spike in energy prices driven by the Middle East war.\n\nIEA member states will release 400 million barrels, the agency said Wednesday. |
| Back to 200 |
| It really just shows how wsb has grown up... Started with a video game store... Not it's older and it's all abound a boner pill company. Amazing |
| **IEA notes it has proposed largest release of strategic oil reserves in history** |
| Game over. Your 675p will not print. Insert coins to continue. |
| IEA releasing double the barrels they did for Ukraine - market senses panic |
| It represents about 20 days of replacement oil supply for the strait. Lol it’s a short lifeline |
| TSLA still on retard strength. Just let it die |
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| > oil markets severely disrupted\n\n > new war in Middle East US cannot win without ground invasion\n\n > US does not want to ground invasion\n\n > desperation move to use strategic oil reserves\n\n > buys a few weeks of time\n\n > what happens after depletion\n\n**Markets:** *bullish* |
| $6 calls, it wants to fly I can feel it |
| And they got way more than that, we don't really need hormus, got plenty in resereve and can let number go down as much as needed, lol\n\n |
| Wth I got bann |
| Not that breaking - happened hours ago |
| They haven’t cut any jobs yet this year. |
| CNBC talking about whether or not there’s been a flush lower to buy yet. wtf are they even talking about?! Qqq is at the same level as th Friday before the war |
| “Ber fucking liquidated” - SPY up 0.06% |
| Nvda be like why the fuck y’ll going down |
| SPY was 662 earlier this week.\n\nSPY 677 right now\n\nBear cooked. |
| Manipulation just like every other day |
| While yall buying the fake rally I’ll be buying puts |
| The market is jerking my chain. |
| That is what we call tersting the waters. Next attempt will have less resistance, and soon it will stick, so the trading levels will be higher and higher. Bers are fuk, of course |
| Bait |
| Exactly lol |
| What I don't understand is why the Iranian regime decided to turn the country into a shithole.\n\nBeautiful country with amazing history and an abundance of oil. They could have still kept complete power and let the people prosper like the Gulf States. Instead they threw it all away for absolutely 0 reason. |
| Cause data centers up cause of NBIs |
| They conditioned bols with a low vol pump to ATH 🤣 |
| just hit the "sell" button. it's not hard at all |
| Why are there almost no comments? |
| Usa using reserves is a w for Iran |
| They just tell the government and media what to say and do. It’s way easier than actually trading |
| Amazon ready to plummet |
| Short oil on cfd just before 🥭 speech is the way |
| Hey, we make fun of her but she called the peak! Now give us the files. |
| NBIS flying |
| Is 400 million barrels enough to mitigate the crisis? |
| UBER deal with ZOOX Amazon |
| Also at 28 you have So much more time, if you can do it once you can do it again. talk with someone about real money management and you will be just fine. Thanks for the liquidity the last few years tho |
| hmm the temptation to burn money on useless options rn is immense |
| Im all in on a leveraged oil position. RISE |
| Why not throwing complete oil reserve in at once?\nWould crash the price |
| Market dropping after realizing releasing reserves means this war isn't close to being over |
| BREAKING: IEA agrees to release 400 million barrels of oil to address Iran war supply disruption.\n\n |
| That’s hell of a diarrhea 🫵 |
| Hookers and blow as is tradition |
| Anyone know why CRWV is up 8%? |
| I’m going to buy 1000 shares of POET because a snake oil salesman just gave me a good pitch. |
| NOTHING LEFT TO TARGET IN BER PORTFOLIOS |
| So we literally pumped at 10AM $3 IMMEDIATELY and then just dropped it all minutes later. Wtf |
| yea but i bought calls at open and i got my $$ 9.5k HBU?? |
| Exactly |
| Sheesh. |
| its actually a joke at this point how fundamentals are completely irrelevant\n\n50 years of stock picking and analysis down the drain\n\ni wonder what actual hedge funds with billions to manage are doing |
| Fr tf |
| Lol, can't believe WS still falls for this dudes bullshit. Is the entire market run by shortsighted reactionary adderall addicted twenty somethings? |
| wake up fellow regard it's time for reality to kick in |
| The stank exiting my "port" is unreal |
| BREAKING: Israel, the U.S, and Iran agree to keep bombing gold miner stocks. |
| When is lunr earnings call? |
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| That was it Lads. Get your plunge protection ready. |
| Is Amazon ever going to move? |
| Targeting us tech companies, bold strategy cotton and doesn’t sound like a well thought out plan 🤷🏻♂️ |
| 400m barrels released |
| Ouuuuffff that was a nasty move |
| trap |
| Im so bullish because iran got the us by the balls that they are gonna use oil reserves |
| EOM! |
| Those were old anyway.. glad to put new Venezuela oil in its place.. harder to refine because of the quality.. |
| It’s my biggest position even after the trim. Just trying to unload some higher cost basis positions just to reduce my exposure. I added like there was no tomorrow when it went into the 70s |
| It’s been under 2 weeks.\n\nIt’ll be over soon |
| looks like some after hours shit |
| The amount of people here rushing to comment about their unrealized gains is hilarious. They’re gone in 2 minutes half the time. |
| Put an e in there and now you have dogeshit, and thats a meme |
| My wife’s boyfriend made fun of me for shorting oil |
| That was GROSS |
| Make me happy bers, keep buying puts at the ask |
| Tslas up? You just ruined my day. |
| That’s it? |
| The trout are roamin to your mom's house |
| I guess oil isn’t buying that news |
| Already made 2K small dip |
| I understand the math here but can anyone explain how he lost 23M but also bought a call for 23M? He started with 46M ? |
| Nice rug on AVGO LOL |
| Spy is up 0.2 guys chill out |
| Reserve pop is priced in |
| Go up, SPY. The liar-in-chief said we won. |
| Made a quick 400 today on 689 calls at the bell. I win the market, fuck you spy |
| Did the emergency oil reserves just get sold on market? That was insane |
| This is such bllshit |
| Bear shambling begins.... |
| Uh oh oil rising careful bols |
| Tech is pumping but SPY is flat. Buying opportunity for SPY or rug indicator? |
| KangGang has been feasting |
| Oil going up already again lol |
| Don't worry bers grandpa will give another interview at 320pm and say war is back on and that he's gonna drop a deuce on Cuba tonight. |
| First mistake when trading options is thinking that 2x or tripling down will save you. The only thing that will save you is paying yourself first. Once you make profit, real traders take their money and go home so they can laugh to the bank. |
| Up, then down, then up, then WTI down, then Brent up. |
| Ya i think thats fair, we usually have to be careful with tickers cause when i remove there is a chance it ends up in the abyss and i can’t bring it back \n\nDont think losing WAR will matter, although i cant just put up AMD or QQQ… thats on you guys\n\nSpam that shit if you want idk |
| Rip to all the bulls that are about to get sweeped |
| Rcat been my best stock this month dam |
| Microsoft is so dogshit I could have put money into crwd |
| Why do ppl get so mad when TSLA goes up |
| Cpi now counts back of Wendys dumpster prices. Its been deflationary there. |
| Bols got FSD |
| Good luck with that |
| 🥭 shouldn't be allowed to talk during market hours jesus |
| Funny how retards mock but don’t even have skin in the game |
| Put asts into the BECKY index NOW |
| Lmao Iran pulled out the mines like it was some badass shit |
| Just need a ~~greater fool~~ investor to buy these RDDT shares off me |
| Just a pump to trigger stop losses before sending it down |
| Why don't you buy tech stocks and crypto stocks? |
| Oil reserves popped means we’re pretty much fucked… imagine oil price in a few weeks when reserves are drained 😩 |
| ONDS BEFORE THE BREAKOUT |
| market has indigestion |
| Ships being actively attacked in the strait - Market: Bullish. Makes sense. |
| fucking bear |
| technically there is a land route pipe line that bypass the strait. But it's only at 2/3 capacity and only allow certain grade of crude. Then there is loading and unloading at the bypass port. People thought the strait might be blocked in future war 40 years ago and built a pipeline beforehand. But trade volume has grow considerably that the old pipe line cant handle it. \n \nIt's not the end of the world, but it's certainly more expensive. The actual cost is probably going to be more expensive. But commodity trader wont waste this opportunity to overcharge down stream customer. |
| I thought about the Haitians immediately as well. Saw somewhere that at some point in time they were making cookies out of mud in Haiti.\n\n |
| One of THE greatest rallies in history lesssss go.\n\nAnd it all started on Monday with the iconic "war could be over soon" pump. Thats the day we will all remember |
| all in pump it!!!! Ath!!! |
| IG were arent in the business of killing whole dynasties yet |
| You could be rich but YOU decided to bet against the whole fucking world |
| stop looking at tweets. trust me bro.\n\nall you need to know is Fed policy.\n\nRight now? Monetary policy is loose. Later? It will be even more loose.\n\nCheap money, or cheaper money? or slightly less cheap money? Pick one.\n\nEither way., STONK ALWAYS GO UP |
| VIX keeps going down and bers think they haaave a chance LMAO. This will end with some blown bers |
| NBIS buyers rejoice |
| Fake pumps real dumps. |
| Great, that just means they cost more to get if you don't make it yourself.\n\nAlso doesn't stop the fact that you need 10 times the current power production of the east coast just to power the currently planned build out. |
| Don’t you just love a market that hasn’t gone anywhere in almost 5 months? Lmfaooo |
| We aren't getting to 195 but that would be nice. |
| Imagine if you fucked up and disnt sell your puts in that 20 minute window |
| Ok, Kevin |
| it is good but this is reddit |
| Stocks would still be goin up when the nukes fall, bers need to learn to bull |
| All in.. pump this shit now |
| You can sell USO OTM calls for so much. 2 day expiration 15% otm is like 300$\n\nIV is juiced |
| Thoughts and prayers |
| So let me get this straight…\n\nA headline is released saying “g7” considering releasing oil reserves, oil drops from 115 to 90 as a result\n\nMango then claims war is over to get oil to drop from 90 to 80, which turns out to be nonsense \n\nNow g7 come out again today saying yep we’re doing what we said we would and releasing the reserves\n\nHow many bearish headlines do they need to announce the same thing lmao\n\n |
| IM HERE TO HARASS BROKE BEARS |
| Breaking: All Tesla Oil Tankers Will Have “Full Self Destruct” Feature By Friday |
| Oracle looks like it’s gonna drop |
| i knew i shoulda pulled the trigger on those 680 0dtes |
| The squeze is real |
| Dragflation |
| "soon"... as in 2 weeks is sooner than a year 🤣 |
| Nothing can go wrong buying tsla at these levels |
| Are you a bear? |
| Including the new supreme leader that had his whole family killed? |
| What's oil gonna do? |
| u/OSRSKarma can we take war off the ticker and add AMD or QQQ |
| If you dont Long oil Here you are delulu |
| LMFAO SALTY FUCKING LOSER BROKE BEARS GETTING LIQUIDATED |
| Only reason price is holding up is because of all the puts bought on Monday, they’ll wait till all premiums are killed friday to let it dump heavy next monday |
| maybe more tankers go blown up |
| Cy harder ber. |
| Movies soon replaced by AI and uploaded on YouTube. GOOG calls, NFLX puts |
| If the tariff had a no missiles or landmines guarantee a 10% tariff would be paid without question. |
| All numbers are fake and it’s the only thing 🍊 cares about that isn’t himself. I’m sure there’s no manipulation going on. |
| I’m staying clear of this shit today. Guess I’ll focus on wage slave shit |
| Kevin Green on Schwab is da man! Best market analysis out there |
| Aw man I was taking a shit and missed that spike wtf. |
| 680 let’s go for that! |
| Only JPOW can pump liquidity. \n\nYou're so fucking dumb. |
| That was a negative volume pump\nLmao |
| The oil reserves are on average 90 days, more realistically 60 days with tank bottoms, pipeline minimum masses, and government panic/rationing/industry frontrunning. Basically any bullish position on almost anything other than war, oil, and other energy producers is a bet on the war ending within 60 days, or the logistical nightmare of clearing mines and escorting 100 tankers/day while under fire. |
| Congrats bulls I should have been a bigger bull |
| Not really feeling a trade today |
| Rejected at 1000sma and bounced up. Bullish volume came in but swept back down. Entered 0dte calls. Quick 100% scalp and I'm out for the day. Thanks 🥭 for the volatility and thanks algos for the predictability |
| what u wanna do is anchor to your previous high water mark, and add excessive risk taking thru leverage and options in order to make back everything you lost as quickly as possible |
| Means more rate cuts soon so they can keep inflation high so we can keep stocks mooning (but losing value)\n\nbelieve it or not, thats how it works. |
| How could it possibly be going up rn rip to my puts |
| Pumpin for no reason |
| 🤔 |
| Girls actually are buying asts right now, a female caller on mad money asked about it in Oct 2025... also some female youtuber daytraders same |
| Wow I knew I should have bought calls when SPY was at $660. Silly me for thinking it would never get to almost $680 by Wednesday because of a mined and closed off trade route for oil and could only do nothing but keep going down. |
| Damn this market sucks haha |
| Tappin that reserve more like tappin that loose bear ass |
| What did zion don say this time? |
| Algos have already decided that QQQ will touch ATH again |
| Lowest CPI YoY since 2021….\n\nWhere are these people shopping!? |
| nvidia next stop us 195 |
| there is a knot in the pump |
| Good man |
| Manipulation at its finest red eow until real fundamentals pump the market |
| So mango told Axios that theres just nothing left in iran to target |
| welcome to the future, everyday is another step closer to idiocracy |
| That's gonna be a fat fucking wallet |
| Bers wishing for the collapse of america so thier $5 puts print -> 🤡 |
| Puts on airlines and cruise lines. Easiest money in the market right now |
| Hims 🍆 |
| Well then nothings changed Lmao |
| HIMS!! |
| Bers are basically useless. Don't take investment advice from garbage-foraging squatters. |
| Netflix is going the other way |
| Welcome back regard.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1o6xgd0nafog1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b1882121a00261bec6c91b7b3c21a173652a016 |
| Bers getting even more clapped. LMAO |
| 🫵🤣 |
| Truly amazing how the market pumps every day \nAs Trump says the war will end soon |
| God the market loves inflation |
| You know treasury is pulling antics to keep the market up and commodities flat behind the scenes.\n\nGov't: Paper money, playing with numbers.\n\nYou: no gas in car, supply shortage/gouging (again), prices spike, **theta hits hard.** |
| welcome to The Market, where we wildly swap between Tech, commodities, and oil depending on which of those isn't getting fucked by negative news |
| this administration is pumping a lot of liquidity into the market to keep you docile and go along with the war. not an emotional thing, just pretty clear what's going on and you're either trading with it or against it at your own risk |
| 🥭 strikes again. And algos believe his shit lol |
| Ironically, releasing the oil reserves means this war is far from over... If anyone thought this conflict was ending soon, the oil wouldn't be released. |
| Definatly maybe |
| “Any time I want it to end it will end” |
| These oil price swings are fucking stupid |
| Why do tweets control the whole market now. Earnings don't matter its just good headline tweet or bad headline tweet. |
| Loaded up on nebius puts at peak, this reaction to deal with a bit over |
| store any receipts in your wallet to avoid getting them lost |
| no. lol. \n\nkey levels im seeing are roughly:\n\n663 \n653 \n615 \n480 |
| Everyone quoting the Axios news - Trump said this on Monday too |
| By the time anyone can write "bols/bers thought" your statement has become dated. |
| Bruhs are old people allowed to operate a vehicle when they are 90 years old? |
| TARRIFS NO TARRIFS . |
| Humans being green is a bullish indicator |
| [Trump tells Axios there's "practically nothing left" to target in Iran](https://www.axios.com/2026/03/11/trump-iran-war-end-withdrawal)\n\n |
| The damn strait is still closed. That would be big trouble if really there is no target |
| They already did |
| I whipped it out. She laughed. Puts on DKS. |
| hehe sorry |
| Unpaid janitors fighting tooth and nail to prevent shareholders from making the site managed by capitalist ($$) concepts. The capitalist majority shareholders/directors can't find a way to make people keep working for free and optimizing for monetization. |
| 🥭: you’re on your own Israel lol |
| As many times as us bols do |
| MANGGO TWEETS UNDEFEATED |
| Feels like TSLA needs to come down from that pointless green dildo...news of them working on an AI bot because the one at his actual AI company failed isn't really the positive news it reads like |
| Why dont they just put a small mosque on each of the oil tankers? Would they blow up a mosque?! |
| No way SPY rallies today |
| It's because of oil |
| Hey what if Iran says we don't care it's not over for us? |
| MAN, BERS CANT CATCH A BREAK LMAO |
| Crazy fake out by Oil |
| Iran hit the green candle |
| 🤡🤡🤡 |
| Planet Labs has earnings in a week and are going to crush. Their imagery has been all over the news lately. |
| Avgo massive volume on that green 🕯 |
| Shit moving so fast I can’t get a trade in |
| what are we doing here mr market |
| girl = asts |
| Balls deep in 0dte puts on tsla |
| that’s what im leaning toward too. I also have $15k in options that have been underwater forever so maybe there is some hope |
| exactly |
| Who turned the fucking pump off |
| so my red position went green, but my other green position went red. The fuck man, and no i dont have a call and put on the same thing |
| wtf even happened lmao |
| its gonna be tasty when it drops back to 400 |
| Listening to the Kingdom Hearts theme song and dancing to the green from my calls |
| Anyone know why semis are rocketing? Not complaining. Just curious. Got rid of some 3/20 calls and cut my losses quite a bit. Still red but not nearly as bad. |
| Lmao |
| Pulling off another bullshit 🥭 claim? He literally just tried this trick yesterday lmao |
| MU pumping |
| Thanks for the cheap puts on tsla !!! |
| hahahhaha |
| Oh hims finally broke through the 25 wall. Good for it. Didn't think it would happen. |
| Sounds good! |
| **swings up:** BER THOT\n\n**swings down:** *silence*\n\n**swings up:** BERS THOT\n\n**swings down:** *silence* |
| I'm fightin for this girl on the battlefield of love got me look like baby Cupid sendin arrows from above |
| Yeah - so why don’t tankers go through the straight \n\nWars not over until that can happen |
| The amount of money coming out of tsla and into other musk ventures is astonishing |
| The stupid FUD bers are quiet asf now lmfaooooo |
| nvda a joke of a stockm until it rips in the same range for over year...lolol |
| President Trump told Axios in a brief phone interview Wednesday that the war with Iran will end "soon" because there is "practically nothing left to target." |
| How many times will 🐻 get screwed this month |
| Bro is trying again to say the war is over lmfao |
| plague => lockdown => every one buying useless sht on amazon => amazon and tech stock goes up => QQQ pump |
| Mission accomplished |
| Maybe he was right about the winning |
| "IEA members agreed to release 400m barrels of oil - Statement."\n\n |
| ok with all the batshit news out of the Strait this morning, it feels like the early market bump is just institutions trying to strengthen their positions before another selloff hits |
| that woulda lost me money, but i didn't buy it anyways |
| Massive rally in memes... may 2025 glory days all.over again?\n\nIs it time to sell my house and dump into CRWV like its may 13 2025? |
| Scalp scalp scalp |
| We will literally never see another ber market because the numbers aren't fucking real. When will ber learn that it's not pre-2022 anymore? |