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| I missed it are amd and Goog taking over some Nvda market share? |
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| Someone get the mommy milkers in here |
| Nvidia is so lame lmao |
| Sold all my ASTS, dead company |
| You've lost 2 cars in the past month? \n\nHow do you do that? |
| Okay what’s happening with Google |
| You sure about that? |
| At this rate it’s gonna be 730 overnight holy shit |
| No crying in the casino!!!! |
| AMD guy bought $30k of 340 puts for two weeks is having a personal guhhhh |
| Buddy your whole sentence is full of inaccuracies, I’m sorry you didn’t make money, best of luck out there |
| Oh shoot sry, forgot to respond to this... Actually sold all my Intel calls and bought AMD calls. Against the backdrop of Intel rising 14% today, if AMD earnings knock it out of the park (which it looks like), AMD will see a much larger boost. \n\nHope you held onto Intel though, should still see a nice chunk after hours. |
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| Theirs bullish and then theirs BULLISH. This guy fucks. Sign me out though if this happens. |
| Fuck |
| To think I sold my AVGO still for profit but moved that into ASTS which I’m way down on. Truly regarded |
| AMD BERS ARE FUCKING DEAD LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌 |
| this shit is gay |
| my GOOG, AMD port lookin juicy AF |
| My google 420Cs PRINTING boyoooo |
| sundar did the needful |
| hey amd bers, ur puts are fine LMAO 🤌 |
| So QQQ is gonna nominally overtake SPY this year yeah? |
| Friday 726c were such easy money on that dump 🤑 |
| Yeah sure. Clippy will save the world 😂😂😂 |
| Spy at ath in ah how could anyone be ber-ish right now |
| LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌LMAO 🤌 |
| Rip to the guy that noughts AMD puts lol |
| No I meant 40% on SPY , whatever shitcoin tier stock you are talking about will be 85% or more. |
| um why are my google shares giga up lmao |
| amd bers |
| Thank fucking god I held my AMD calls 🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯 |
| Goog at 394 ah? Let's fucking goooo |
| Hunt the Bers to the last cub |
| What part of what I said is doubting. I spent years working for them |
| Really? 10%? 🤣 |
| bound to happen after years of pain |
| Why is google flying after hours? |
| So 3 more years of this yeah? |
| because GOOGLE! |
| Dawg I'm pretty sure if this collapses we're just going straight to Mad Max |
| I was fully expecting a crash just like every other ER. But let’s see what Lisa has to say. Can’t celebrate too early |
| Oh no. |
| So Tesla just tanking for no reason now? |
| https://preview.redd.it/nv8qsskcpdzg1.jpeg?width=1223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c479769326b79cfd74c66d7e413de39248c4436e |
| It's not AI we don't care |
| how are you feeling? |
| I can't stop laughing at the fact that those over at valueinvesting have been fully invested the last couple of years and are in the red due to their belief that tech companies and companies with P/E's over 25 are overpriced and not value.\n\nI'd probably buy $ROPE if I invested heavily into $PYPL, $ADBE, $LULU, etc.\n\nLast time I checked buying stocks was about making money LOL |
| 1996 December greenspan |
| It's on its way to $48 ... then to $56 after next er! |
| I don’t know |
| I did. Nothing. Google sucks now.. |
| I literally only came to this thread to watch that exact cinematic scene. Loved it |
| time to all in nvda for earnings. AMD earnings basically pointed to massive beats on nvda |
| God speed |
| Stocks go up |
| To think that I bought AMD at 79 and sold at 105 |
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| Straight up FOMO buying across the entire semi sector right now. AMD is 50% higher than where it was prior to their last earnings call off of a 5-10% beat lol. |
| Another ATH for SPY |
| Where’s that guy who had puts against $AMD |
| #LFG THIS ISN’T HUSSEIN OR SLEEPYS MARKET |
| I think a nuclear bomb could drop on manhattan and we wouldn’t have a -1% day |
| 93%….. AMD is up 93 fucking percent in one month….. |
| EVERYTIME I SELL IT GOES UP AND BUY IT GOES DOWN.\n\nI WANT TO CRY. |
| BB |
| TO THE FUCKING MOON WIHT SOXL!!!! |
| Crude trend breakdown\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ewo9n9napdzg1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d19aeee5b7c604abb1657ef7bb76d56c93fc4bb |
| i think google bigger than nvda now almost right |
| SMCI calls 🚀 |
| this works until it absolutely doesn’t but damn nice timing |
| Semis so strong even scam SMCI going up lmao wow |
| Strong American company |
| Fk all the AI chip and semi stocks. Fk you all I hope they crash and burn fk |
| Right it so more opinion not anchored to fact. \n\nDid to not listen to mag 7 earnings?\n\nHave you not seen any of the large scale surveys conducted recently by the big banks or big 4 on s&p customers (along with all of them referencing in their q1 earnings) |
| YOOOOOO WE PRINTING CASH |
| Thats going to hurt in the morning |
| New all time high AH lol omg |
| My 400C gonna print nicely tomorrow |
| Guh |
| skynet calls |
| SOXS going back to single digits and reverse split yet again |
| thats right, none of what has happened in the last 6 months has helped nvidia at all! their stock has no reason to go up. |
| Good thing I was brave today |
| Just found out Lisa Su is just Jensen Huang with boobs |
| intel 110 AH... how much are you up now? |
| imagine buying puts against this rally |
| Tomorrow kudu gonna watch my SIVEF, IQEPF and SLOIF continue their march to heaven while I shop online for homes in Majorca 🤑 |
| now imagine u would have bought 725c instead of |
| Haha you lost |
| This market is literally fucking retarded. I am here for it. |
| pump baby 💰 |
| DO NOT SHORT. I REPEAT, DO NOT SHORT!!!! |
| Bers, just join the bols in the sun |
| Party |
| Chop |
| I bought June 5 $760 spy calls. Am I regarded? |
| hang on. asking AI if I should question it ... |
| $AMD UP $30 |
| You are seeing the validation of the AI thesis. The fourth industrial revolution. 🏳️🌈🐻 who don't understand this will be left behind for the next 5-10 years of nonstop stock market pumping. |
| Yep glad I'm holding amd calls |
| Thank you |
| Nothing will stop semi stocks from now on |
| thank you for your donation to su-bae cuck fund. |
| INTC should open up another 10% tomorrow morning |
| haha i should of sold that crap 2 weeks ago. now im just waiting around for it to tank |
| QQQ +23% in the last 5 weeks |
| LOL BERS |
| This is like the only time AMD didnt eat shit after ER far as I can remember. The times, they are changing holy shit lol |
| Will my $AMD 400$c 08/05 be IV crashes tomorrow? |
| $CRDO |
| Should have bought more calls. Only bought 10 5/8s. Been burned too many times on them. |
| RIP!!!! |
| Now he sees 'gambling' in markets? Bro must be new here |
| AMZN acting real fishy ah. |
| the irony of complaining about the lack of logic in a scenario where the stock does not go down after a great earnings report |
| 40% discount on a 200% run up, good luck |
| Thank you God |
| 🐻🤡 |
| SMCI to 40 by tomorrow morning is NOT a big ask |
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| Congrats to SMCI bulls!\n4.5 shares + $23 calls!\nIt's on its way to $48 then $56 after next er! |
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| A gaggle of regards attempted puts |
| bro turned a car into leather seats 💀respect… but this is how people end up taking the bus next month |
| AMD I LOVE YOU |
| You can have cash and be sad/depressed as fuck. |
| Why is Google popping? |
| idk why don't you google it |
| Guess amd is a trillion dollar company by EOY |
| \#GUH |
| LMAO Spy eod drop erased completely |
| I'll just hodl my AMD puts until they pay off. \nThis is fine. |
| Well don't over do it bro. You will get em next time. Remember, If you have a job and can pay your bills you are doing better than 75% of the people on this planet. |
| Earnings on Monday though... |
| My GOOG CCs at $335.\n\nI might puke. So much lost gains |
| Crude Oil waterfall |
| everything is pumping with AMD |
| oof lmao |
| 300 next year is 90% likely imo |
| amazing huh? \^\^ |
| They wouldn't risk the embarrassment |
| "AMD BOLS ABOUT TO GET DIK IN ASS" \n*5 minutes later*\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/m59k7oxwodzg1.png?width=798&format=png&auto=webp&s=32a0a06d979cef175dc123ec17473b85f8a10594\n\n\n\n |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Old-Wash-3193 made a bet that AMD would go to 377.46 within **1 week** when it was 359.49 and it did, congrats regard.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 2 losses\nYou're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| THANK YOU AMD! |
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| I was wrong. I'm actually happy about this. But as I said above, the numbers and making sense to me. I hope it holds through the call. |
| Time to delete the account and apply to wendys homie |
| Up 23k on amd |
| AMD 🚀🚀🚀400🚀🚀🚀 LETS GO |
| MU jun 18 calls gonna fucking fly holy shit |
| AMD is the new Tesla. I guess prepare for 300+ p/e based on pure hopium. |
| Also what the HECK is going on with MU and SNDK?!?!? Almost feel like FOMOing in again |
| “hello this is the leader of FBI, we have warrant for your arrest UNLESS you transfer all your SOXL to us… no we will not accept target gift cards- …wait, what do you mean the CEO of ICE already called you about this?” |
| Sndk really tried to shake me out for 2 hours but I've been rewarded for my loyalty |
| DRAM to 200 by EOY |
| $400 calls on GOOG for tomm up 1000% rn LMFAOOOOOOO |
| I sold 38% of my AMD shares at the Bell assuming it was going to plummet |
| God is good 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| I'm declaring the Strait of Hormuz open tomorrow! |
| Mama Su the things i would do for Yu |
| Ill buy at 40% discount next month when the Treasury department is insolvent and there is a fire sale on literally everything except precious metals L0L |
| TOM LEE WAS RIGHT |
| Ber purge event live |
| why is GOOG pumping with AMD? |
| Tech and ai continue then NVDA holders left behind. |
| And GOOG joining the Lisa Su party? Im reaaaaaady |
| Juicy ASTS dip right here |
| you are cooooooked brotha |
| Still nvda |
| Bears literally had 30 seconds of fun with AMD until it absolutely ripped their face off 😂 |
| Nice of you good sir. Many become too selfish with 7 digit wealth. |
| dude someone explain this retarded market to me. how is SPY just going up and up and up. P/Es don't even make sense anymore. |
| BERS WERE SO HAPPY DURING CLOSE LMAOOO |
| And just like that, AMD wiped the few remaining bears from the face of the earth. A once proud species but a month ago, now completely extinct |
| Jfc SMCI lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/r3m6yg6yodzg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0f7c58eefac34d000ffce32aea88757cc97e665\n\nGUHHH |
| I own AMD, so I'm thrilled. But, the numbers aren't adding up. I hope it holds through their call. |
| Amd up 7%. My puts are screwed 🙁 |
| Fuck him. Was too cocky anyways |
| Well there’s at least one broke boy now. |
| 😄 |
| everything is pumping let’s go bulls |
| USA USA USA |
| No stopping those two fuckers |
| Sold AMD before earning and swapped with GOOGLE. Another day in the casino. |
| Thanks man |
| NEW ATH!!! |
| Google just 3% away from taking over as market cap king |
| 375 from 339 this morning , yes yes this is very sustainable. Indeed sir, yes it is. |
| Thank you so much for the insights. And i keep some longer dated xlf puts for that correction scenario in my portfolio. |
| This is easy print |
| upstart went retart |
| heheheheheheh |
| I was sitting on 10k when spy was 650, and i told myself "this will surely go down much more"\n\n2 weeks later spy is 725 and i still sit on 10k.\n\ni could have just dumped them directly into the index and still would have made 1k for 2 weeks.\n\ni fakin suck at this. |
| In the words of the virgin mary.. come again? |
| I only put your comment in chat gpt and had it write it out more understandably because I didn’t get what you were saying. I agree though. It makes sense now. \n\nRevenue growth and earnings per share are essentially the only thing that matters. |
| Alphabet just overtook nvidia as the largest public company by market cap. |
| Advanced money dispenser it is then |
| Full port QQQ tomorrow, tech rally has confirmed it’s not even close to done. AMD has saved America 🦅 |
| 🤑🤑🤑 |
| This is a once in a generation run up right now, turn your brain off and buy |
| \*enters theta |
| Ooops.... |
| #Bers LMAO🤌 |
| LITE dip in AH was free money |
| Is Ber okay ? |
| GOOGL going parabolic. I don’t mind it. Don’t mind it at all |
| Ouch this one gonna hurt |
| Goog man going crazy |
| BERS LMAOOOO |
| yeah I mean how are we supposed to make sense of the last 20 minutes of price action? |
| same and sandisk memory brrrr 🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| what’s the google spike for? i bought in today hehe |
| Kicking myself for trimming 1/3 of my amd shares |
| You know who woke up a loser? Jensen \nYou know who didn’t? LISA SU BAE |
| SOXL party continues |
| I hope you are still holding those calls omg.... |
| Uh it was Trump as a matter of fact the headline is what made me yolo in it. I guess this went over alot of people's heads at the time. |
| I'm already up 100% on the shares I started buying last than 3 weeks ago. |
| INTC cannot get away with this |
| Have a good day bulls. I’m off for today.\n\nBers- go back to your cave |
| The goog is #1 |
| What’s happening? |
| Wow QQQ is gonna catch SPY by year end at this rate |
| You answer my question you are new to trading because tomorrow is what matters it’s up now which is nice but you can’t do anything about it with your options. They often sell a good report during day training. |
| You’d almost be forgiven for thinking intel is profitable |
| Good news is I didn't pop yet. Almost bought after the 2 day dip. I'll check it out good looking out. Edit just looked at it dayum.. probably too late, yeah? |
| I told you to buy AMD because Cramer was confident about this..... |
| AMD 400 |
| JFC |
| Can we let that happen tomorrow so we see MU at 6474.54 EOW? My lack of patience would appreciate that |
| Ya i think its like nvidia and micron make up like 70% of the nasdaq gains |
| the year is 2175. SPY is at 3 million. NVDA is at 195 |
| Googl and amd do the mu and sndk tomorrow |
| I don't think these people look that ahead. |
| Hol fuck what is Google doing??? I bought one OTM call before close for tomorrow when I clearly should’ve full ported… |
| Believe it or not calls works every time 😂 |
| GOOG AMD SMCI...THIS IS TOO MUCH WINNING |
| I was about to rope myself until I got the notification that it went up 15% |
| First INTC went from $20 to $100, now it's SMCI turn. It's all computer from here. Your car? Computer. Your stocks? Computer. Your wife? Computer. You? The filthy useless sack of meat that the computer is serving. But hey, some other sack of meat created those computers, so that's pretty cool. |
| Damn... should have bought SMCI today, I got cucked |
| google world largest company |
| ALGOOOOOS |
| Everything but NVDA and MSFT dude what the actual fuck |
| You watch and wait till 930 when they all come back flat and you make 5 bucks |
| ffs, AMD not stopping |
| I’m the goat |
| Bro how the fuck is $MU up another 1% after hours. This is getting comical |
| BERS!!!!! |
| THE WORLD IS HEALING!! \nTHE WORLD IS HEALING!! |
| 😃 |
| >I should have known that simply keeping it alive wasnt the plan...\n\nWe are getting a war with China. Who knows when. But probably not before all our strategic industries are local. Making chips is one of those strategic industries.\n\nAll of TSMC's profits from western countries will be Intel's profits soon enough. Intel will be making chips for hundreds of millions of drones we'll be building in the next decades. |
| Will be funny to watch the meltdown when META and MSFT announce a pause on their AI capex |
| Dammit |
| Advanced Money Destroyer somehow is the ONLY one that BEATS estimates and then goes UP after I sold it? GRAAAHHHGHGH |
| RIP AMD 30k put guy . |
| no |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Chiinoe made a bet that AMD would go to 375.0 within **1 week** when it was 334.97 and it did, congrats autist.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 9 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Playing AMD earnings by holding MU |
| Blow off top |
| AMD HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT |
| ARM Calls |
| SNDK was $216 6 months ago. |
| CHIP PARTY CONTINUES BABY 🤑 |
| AMD BERS IN RUIN. HAHAHA FUCK U |
| My 2 shares at $75 cost basis was the worst decision I have ever made in my entire life |
| guy who sold AMD below 340 just now > 🤡 |
| Wtf... why is Amazon getting dumped all of a sudden? They dont have shit going on lol.\n\nThe AI managing this market really just does whatever and all you dunces dont even question it. L0L |
| Intel to $800 \n\nI'm gonna buy a Call at open and see the magic happens |
| CRUDe oil breakdown\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ya4v2copodzg1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33c8f4b2399a224ac4eb457ded60d49d17fe5f0d |
| Holding DRAM calls for 5.15 |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Fluid_Product6292 made a bet that INTC would go to 111.0 within **1 week** when it was 100.78 and it did, congrats autist.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 0 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| How the fuck are their numbers so weak are they straight up gifting chips or what |
| LDOS calls? |
| SMCI lol |
| Assume market crash 50%, how much Apple % BRK would be able to buy? My point exaclty.\n\nThey are stable blue chip, but missed the boat in recent years. IT is impossible to catch up now. \nAlso Buffet lost some magic, if you arę not buying during covid when arę you going to deploy the money. |
| I’m putting my whole paycheck tomorrow for spy puts expiring Friday |
| It’ll bounce back quickly |
| Wreckt |
| Hope my lotto SMCI calls will print tomorrow |
| Amd calls printed smh I should’ve bought them |
| Two different businesses... |
| Why amd up? Meh earnings |
| The classic everything goes up but nvda during semi earnings 🙄 |
| ofc i gor amd puts |
| Panic buyers are going to be holding generational bags |
| That was fun yall…. How do I sell these calls after hours |
| Goog going nuts |
| Let’s FKIN go mu going to the moon tomorrow. Thank you Lisa Boo |
| MU $700 opening price tomorrow |
| Why is it fully erect right now |
| What's the news on GOOG? |
| HOLY FUCK AMD |
| MU and SNDK literally pumping off again lmao |
| bears gonna drink a glass of warm milk to take the edge off |
| damn homie |
| Nice move!! 🚀 |
| QQQ is going to suppress SPY this month |
| My PTSamD lef me to.only purchase shares, wish I'd bought calls 😒 |
| HOLY FKN PUMP!!! |
| Smci wow |
| Oh man, I wish I had told you to buy those this week. Check out the price action tonight. |
| Why had amd dumped and now pumps? |
| To dust |
| you was better off going to the casino $30k dang.. |
| 🙏 |
| Damn bro did it |
| Consdering MU has a 700b market cap... SNDK being at 1400 with a 200b market cap doesn't seem that crazy. |
| I care ❤️ |
| Construction companies |
| Oof |
| rip dumbass |
| y? |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy made a bet that AMD would go to 370.0 within **1 week** when it was 350.84 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 0 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Maybe Cohen should just buy all the meme companies and create megameme. He can call it Krispyopengamc and beyond |
| Well.... about that buddy |
| $VECO is shreking too goddamn |
| You cůcks are silent today, good bois |
| so over |
| Poet dump at open |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/ChickenYip made a bet that AMD would go to 370.0 within **1 hour** when it was 354.61 and it did, congrats fucker.\n\nTheir record is now 7 wins and 57 losses\nYou're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Let's do it |
| Dayummm fucked |
| Told y'all amd wait no I didn't |
| I lose $400k and never recovered and have been gambling non stop ever since with 3k in my port you’re fucked |
| RIP puts |
| Those earnings are mid lmao why is it up 7% |
| Just be careful if US continues going after them |
| So is ASTS over or what |
| Lmao bers getting destroyed with AH pump across the board |
| “Stocks close at record highs as ceasefire holds” what the fuck are we talking about 😂😂😂 |
| GOOGL shrek cock |
| Regards who shorted AMD, take that up ur anoos |
| Advanced money deity!!!! |
| You get sndk, I’ll kill mu and amd, fuck it the whole S&P |
| https://preview.redd.it/dj5xqhneodzg1.png?width=1320&format=png&auto=webp&s=7470cc6e0201a3169498aa9df1c6c5a0d85a0b9c\n\n \nYou better check your puts…… |
| Shut it. |
| If they knew how to read, they would be very upset at your comment. |
| Wow. These AMD numbers are absolutely unreal. I'm officially raising my price target to 5 gajillion |
| AMD will ruin the party by tomorrow morning. |
| what to buy now???? |
| Surprised no one made a AI photo of replacing Jensen's face with Lisa Su's when he was signing titties |
| Sold my lucid puts by accident earlier 😆😆😆😆 fuck my ass |
| if you're the kind of person who thinks you've ended 7 wars in 1 year then I guess you're also the kind of person who thinks this is still a ceasefire |
| 130 pe totally for a company that's flat the last 3 quarters. Y'all losing that money eventually. |
| Ehhh, good results. Hopefully it’s there by Q2 report or after. |
| If you say so... |
| Well Oxy finally getting their debt down. Should give their CEO one last chance to make an absolutely horrible acquisition before she leaves. |
| I SOLD AMD, IT WILL GO UP |
| No they didnt, you probably made like 20 bucks |
| All bears had to do was buy spy and hold |
| google to infinity |
| W-was it you? |
| Considering they usually tank 20-50 points after earnings, staying above water is a pretty big gain for them. |
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| this didn’t age well. it did at close for a second but rip boys puts. godspeed soldier |
| It was from the sale of a home post divorce, lost the wife, lost my dog, then lost the money in an emotional spiral, lost my job 3 months later, but luckily I got recruited by another company relatively quickly. I contemplate ending it all more often than not. |
| lost so much over it now |
| Invest in an index fund and leave the money there. You'll see regular profits. Don't try to be clever. |
| Cathie don't do me dirty |
| Yes daddy |
| advanced put depreciator |
| Fine I'll do it myself, I'll bring this whole market down single handedly, time to get long sndk |
| I have a limited memory and only remember about 1 week of the market. This shit can’t go tits up! |
| I think this pump is kind of insane but who cares what I think |
| amd assuring data center demand. lets continue pumping tomorrow |
| Either shorts came in wayy overlevered or you degens keep adding to your already overlevered position. Those amd numbers where mediocre given the stock price. Could easily be down 10/15%, only a regard would add here. |
| LEAPS on appl |
| Just send me 30k next time |
| Shit's already getting bought back up |
| In pieces |
| Ha! GOTTIE! |
| Wait so why did they pop today |
| AMD to $420.69 EOW |
| good job retard lmfao |
| Fuk em all nok to the moon |
| Smci the easiest buy |
| AMD always has these incredibly pronounced fake outs... |
| Wall Street stole your shares at $338 if you’re a pussy 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| Stfu |
| The amd curse has been broken |
| AMD can't decide where to go |
| Another giga pump tomorrow. All puts will be worthless at open |
| Most stock articles are algorith or AI generated from what I've seen, its all trash |
| AMD ripping |
| Someone is being tracked on their token usage so they're just meeting that metric and writing shit |
| We used to talk about upstart here |
| No, it’s your wife’s boyfriend and you need a loan. |
| MMs run up MSFT pre market then short the crap out of it to free up cash and pile into MU and SNDK |
| One more pump for semis and memory tomorrow confirmed lmao |
| NVDA back to dead money |
| After watching these run ups after earnings I can’t wait for SOUN on Thursday. 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Lisa Su dick slapped Jensen |
| Su Bae has an absolute hog |
| AMD? Is that a gain for ants? Puts and calls are both done |
| Don’t know it’s pump |
| Does AMD have a Bro-tard like Alex or Elon that could still screw this up? |
| ALL IN SNXX |
| Yeah you did |
| Leather jacket industry i heard |
| Gotcha |
| Buy puts coward |
| Someone should tell him 🤯 Your so cooked |
| how kind of you but no actually i definitely am. risk management is not my strong suit |
| RIP to that broski with $50k puts on AMD before close! LMAO🤌! |
| LISA SU'S LITERAL COUSIN IS JENSEN HUANG \n\nHOW TF ARE YOU ALL SO COOKED BRAINWISE. \n\nno bullshit, there is a chance GayMD, Bricktel, and NVidia join forces to manufacture better chipsets You know *for America,* since huawei wants to make Chips for LLM's. |
| Once you capitulate and decide to buy calls |
| Hmm 🤔 |
| Wrong. |
| Oh lawd shes pumpin |
| AMD bers .lmao 🤣🤣 |
| What's the point of betting against non-software tech companies at this point? Lol |
| Losing money on ASTS, thats all but guaranteed |
| what does NVDA do again? something about shoes? Clearly isn't ai related |
| Sold some covered calls on AMD…what a dumb idea that was |
| Nah you’re chillin, congrats |
| Remember gentlemen, better to sleep on the corner of a roof than to live with a contentious woman. |
| ADVANCED MONEY DONATOR |
| AMD earnings is priced in 2 weeks ago. current top is in, see you in 3 month after it pulls back and good news start accumulating again |
| Semiconductor day confirmed. AMD and INTC shall rule them all |
| Articles like “why MU popped today” are pure brainrot |
| NVDA 205 tomorrow |
| My NVDA calls looking cooked.. wtf |
| Wellness check |
| OF COURSE I SELL CALLS AT 3:59 NOW IT UP UP BIGLY |
| First move is always fake |
| You have poor insight into your problem. You have a gambling addiction. You need to disable option trading on your account. I would suggest buying 1+ year bonds on treasurydirect so your money is safely locked away for awhile. That way you won't be able to gamble it as you will surely be tempted to. Buying SPY or VOO you could just sell it and then gamble it away again.\n\n\n\n\nSincerely, from someone who suffers from addiction. |
| AMD 400 |
| Agreed. |
| i'm not playing the money destroyer but what a crazy swing |
| Only nukes Bears are getting is in their accounts! |
| Lmao I sold my MU at 500 thinking oh there’ll be a pullback. All its dom since is rip |
| Rest in Peace |
| AMD short sellers = Shambles\n\nNeed a PhD in mathematics to have figured this one out a couple years ago |
| AMD REACHED ATH |
| Now |
| $BCAR AI SPAC this week for me |
| AMD so overpriced compared to Nvidia for that growth and eps. Crazy |
| First move is always fake |
| How? I’ve been losing money for a year and I can’t stop printing it right now. |
| RIP 🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦 |
| AMDeez nuts |
| Not even SNDKs earnings but they're like the annoying kid that keeps going like LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME |
| No anti semitism please |
| 👏 👏 👏 |
| how that stock is worth almost 600B is insane. I own some and been buying AMD chip laptops, but it's way overvalued. |
| Why you toying with my emotions Subae... |
| What happened? |
| Oof |
| It does not appear that this is going to print lmao. |
| This is the way of the regarded |
| There has to be delicious BER LOSS PORN |
| Sorry pal. I wish they woulda printed as I'm sick of this chip run |
| I got some calendar spreads riding this |
| We’ve never had this level of momentum at the top. Stairs up, elevator down is officially an outdated statement. |
| Literally made up numbers, fake lines drawn by engagement based market making AI's. This shit is so nonsensical and detached from reality, no one has ever seen anything like it.\n\nCasino destroyer man really has outdone himself, hes going to bankrupt the biggest casino in the world as his magnum opus(more like magnum sized Trojan condom full of piss.) |
| That’s why selling after 100% gains in weekly calls before noon (pst) is always the play |
| the absolute lunacy that is $SNDK |
| If we all pick up a fry or two |
| This is like when the pope says that war is bad. |
| Let me know your moves next time I will inverse you I’ve been a bad bad boy I’m ready to be face down ass up |
| It’s up 7 again lol |
| I saw the AMD drop like a rock and turn into a rocket in the span of 1 minute |
| 😂😂 |
| LITE V incoming |
| Sndk going to 1500 on this news ig |
| I’ll report back in a month or two bud. |
| Check again little buddy |
| Lol I bought 1dte spy 725 calls at the bottom of that drop right before close |
| AMD did not crash on earning. That means SPY up 1% again tmr |
| W AMD LFGGGGG |
| BERS THOUGHT! THEREFORE THEY LOSE MONEY! LMAO🤌! |
| Massive cocks |
| Alright shows over, time to pile back into NVDA |
| Advanced money dispenser? |
| SPY you dirty dog. |
| NVDA was thinking of rallying on the bad news then just limp dicked. |
| # An hour ago sold my 1 yr old SMCI which was -20% for me and bought MSTR which was +8%. Just now SMCI +15%, MSTR -2% FUCK!!!! |
| I think they'd only attack the ships that didn't pay their toll tho. America's Navy will attack the ships that do pay the toll. |
| Love it😂 |
| My wife had a vbac |
| Such a strong end of day sell off and I still sold for my puts for a loss. 😔 |
| Yeah, AMD is going red. No way it holds.\n\n \nEdit. I WAS WRONG. |
| have yall not been watching the same market as me over the past month? |
| Someone checkup on 30k amd puts guy lol |
| AMD reverse uno |
| Reverse GUH |
| I think you guys have it wrong this time. This is going to dump |
| 97 |
| AMD the new wsb stock |
| Clueless |
| Sansdik |
| AMD Thetality incoming |
| Bears will literally never learn. They really thought they had something here 😂😂 |
| Flat to kill anyone playing earnings. RIP |
| just like your mom |
| F ANET and AMD all V back |
| Did they hunt stop losses on AMD |
| amd popping after hours!? were in the twilight zone for real!!!!! |
| Since when does this sub allow pu$$y gains / positions like this? |
| Bears about to cream their pants just to get cucked by BBC (AMD) |
| IV crush tomorrow |
| Margin and margin guidance on AMD is pretty bad. But the amount of put volume bought today will keep it afloat |
| Kinda mid earnings from amd? Beats but not crazily. |
| SO I GUESS AMD FLAT? |
| The ol uno reverso!!! |
| I am convinced that 🥭 has threatened the lives of the market makers. They will have their pp chopped off if SPY has a -1% or more red day. |
| amd bears celebrating early like always |
| If AMD is pumping so will INTC |
| anotha day anotha san dick, sandick 2000 by next week |
| Some dumbass probably just sold AMD one minute ago at $340 and now it’s at $360 lol |
| Wooo party 🥳🎉 |
| Look now |
| AMD doing PLTR dance.... |
| ##🐻 got to cocky |
| HOLY FUCK AMD CALLS PRINTEDDDD |
| Will my 28c 10dtes still print? 💸😁 |
| Advanced Money Dealer 🤝 |
| LMAOOOOO until the next reversal |
| how did you know docn would spike? |
| Gains modest \nIV crush will take affect \nTHETA GANG WINS |
| AMD TO 500 BY END OF MONTH |
| Support hours are at 9:30 am - 4:00 pm EST Monday to Friday |
| Call the ambulance... but not for AMD\nRip donkey boy who gambled 30k on puts LMAO |
| The semi bubble is going to get to cartoonish levels |
| People that get upset over internet comments are definitely poor IRL. Only poor people get triggered over silly internet comments LMAO |
| OMG AMD!!! |
| AMD to $400 overnight. |
| Advanced Money Destroyer turned into advanced money doubler real quick |
| lol I bought in today not realizing they had earnings |
| Ok, done for the week. Should've inversed myself... |
| Based on my approximation, AMD to become the most valuable company by morning |
| Oh dang now we pamp it |
| V shaped recovery post release |
| Nah I haven’t touched AMD in years because I generally don’t trust CEOs that don’t wear leather jackets |
| Should we feel bad for bears ? |
| AMD GO 400 ALREADY |
| Right as I commented they must've released the report cause it was down bad for a minute. |
| AMD WILL OPEN FLAT. BOTH BOLZ AND BERZ ARE FCUKED KEK |
| Advanced money printer lfg |
| Damn Lisa really hit them with the siKE |
| I said fuck it and bought today. It will go 3x before the top is in. |
| The greatest bull market for AI companies! |
| u/veryveryuniquename5 , I SUMMON THEE!!!! |
| Advanced Money Destroyer no more |
| Rip puts holders |
| My 290 is even more fucked |
| 💯 \n\nYou forgot SHOP, those clowns at motley fool loves shop and it tanked hard today 😂😂 |
| Why |
| The funniest part is when AMD bleeds back to even at market open tomorrow |
| Stocks. Only. Go. Up! |
| Stop loss limit on Nokia to preserve my $100 earned |
| reversal look now crazy |
| HOLY SHIT AMD😂😂😂 |
| Bought 3 shares at the bottom. Sold just now for a quick $60. Thank you for the new video game AMD |
| #RIP 30k put AMD dude |
| Amd 400 tomorrow? |
| AMD pumping now lmaoo |
| AMD with the legendary reversal, the semi bull run goes on another 3 months!!! |
| Amd pop lock and drop it |
| Straight |
| AMD gonna pump |
| What the eff is that pump in AMD lol |
| OH FUK AMD BACK FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL LOL |
| Are ya winning, son? |
| Very nice. I have 5 calls @$27 |
| even if it’s up 15% it’s still only trading at like 22x growing 100% or more yoy |
| I am sure you know! |
| Straight up schizophrenic market and I'm here for it |
| Did you say that too when it was 190$ weeks ago? |
| They’ll print |
| **LMFAO COST BASIS FOR AMD SHARES ON THAT FAKE ASS DIP WAS $349.27**\n\n**AND I'M OUT, THANKS FOR THE FREE CASH MONEY** |
| Those algo bots are smoking crack |
| don’t get faked out |
| 2% green day confirmed tomorrow .. this pump aint stopping |
| LMAO AMD OPTIONS HOLDER CUCKED BY THETA |
| Uno reverse card |
| I will never understand why you guys play earnings. |
| Stop loss pussies got fucked on AMD |
| damn son you lost OD..\n\nouch. \n\n*AMD 1Q ADJ EPS $1.37, EST. $1.28\n\n*AMD 1Q REV. $10.25B, EST. $9.89B |
| We got unod |
| Advanced mind deceiver 😱 |
| RIP OP |
| I think you missed the negative sign |
| HOLY V |
| Bers obliterated again. Incredibly telegraphed V |
| Holy fuck i almost got shaken out 😭 |
| Got a feeling that theta gonna win |
| # ADVANCED MONEY DESTROYER TURNING INTO ADVANCED MONEY DISPENSER LOOOOOL |
| Let's see what happens |
| 4.5k shares and $23 calls!\n |
| Mmmmmm... $SMCI!!! |
| ADVANCED MONEY DEFENDER \n\nBULLS WIN |
| It’s a game. I’ve been trying to figure out what are these options for. \n\nI just looked and it was traded in a single block at 13:55pm. Stuff like this doesn’t have much constant volume, which is why you wanna look at more regular strikes, but it appears that this contract spiked to approximately $0.20 on Wednesday April 15th 730am . I’m just spitball in here, but I think we’re gonna have a very large correction tomorrow or Thursday and this is just a tail hedge. I have no idea why it spiked that morning on that Wednesday because XLF didn’t sell off or gap down lol it was between the Monday to Tuesday. XLF is at the same price level from those dates in middle of April. So right now XLF is sitting exactly where those tail puts could pop off if this is market maker driven. |
| Green fn |
| Think the iv is going to crush |
| I know |
| # LMAO🤌 |
| watf amd |
| My AMD 320 puts are fucked |
| V of despair |
| Every move is fake besides the ones I profit off |
| Hahahahaha |
| When will this market fucking burn |
| Holy massive AMD viagra V |
| First move is always fake and… |
| Congrats IV CRUSH on AMD |
| runn |
| Yall spoke too soon |
| Good for you, AMD. Well done. |
| Lol. It’s basic supply and demand. The demand is being artificially inflated. So of course price goes up. \n\nThey are trying to force integrate AI into every industry, most AI platforms these days are garbage to work with anyways, with few exceptions.\n\nI don’t need an AI refrigerator\nI don’t need an AI Car\nI don’t need an AI barbecue\nI don’t need an AI House\nI don’t need an AI lawnmower\n\nAi and tech is being force integrated into these kinds of things and it’s just clunky and another feature to break. There is absolutely huge manufactured hype behind all of this. |
| Annnnnd V |
| GUH |
| LFG AMD |
| AMD be like *Sike* |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/AdOk3638 made a bet that AMD would go to 361.16 within **2 days** when it was 343.96 and it did, congrats autist.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 5 losses\nYou're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| V |
| The invisible V |
| Look now LMAO |
| AMD LMAO🤌!!!!! GREEN!!!! |
| LMFAO. Bear really thought |
| Yall are retarded. It’s green |
| After doubling recently, that's not too bad |
| Cramer was Right? |
| AMD first move was wrong!\n\n |
| oh no lisa su pulled out her cock |
| That was the funniest 5 minutes of panic I’ve seen |
| I AM CONVINCED 99% OF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ PRICE ACTION. |
| AMD LMAOOOOOOO |
| I forgot which president was in office when i saw the government getting a slice of intel. I should have known that simply keeping it alive wasnt the plan... |
| buy more puts and then cry again when it runs up to 730 |
| AMPump? |
| Imagine not buying AMD shares on that dip |
| too soon? |
| Arista pulling the uno reverse |
| CALL AN AMBULANCE!!! CALL AN AMBULANCE!!\n\n \nBut not for A M D! |
| Amd flat mstr flat everything flat |
| First 15 moves are fake |
| Ofc I didnt buy 2 weeks ago , I will not buy now... |
| Imagine losing money at ATH markets. |
| Holy amd |
| #AMD skullfuck these haters |
| LMFAO |
| Nah bro the ginseng looking ass dude |
| amd numbers came out yet? |
| Gonna V to go Flat lmao. Everyone gets destroyed.\n\n |
| WOOOW AMD |
| Unreal quarter for AMD I bet that thang reverses positive |
| And we green |
| Yes bro. |
| Did you amass your fortune of 7 figures before the discovery of options? |
| I actually thought its a big ass scam company as well. But financally they arent that bad off if BTC holds up.\n\nNow im not a fan of BTC but if one believes in it Strategy does have quite some potential. |
| It’s going green lol |
| Both? |
| Hey /u/Dramatic_Draw_6881 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: GME.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| wtf is going on |
| LMAOOO |
| green by now |
| AMD bears 🐻 celebrated for 2 minutes. Back into the dump\nYou go… LMFAOOOOOO |
| Yuppp |
| Bruh wat. |
| keep up the good work |
| AMD down to levels not seen since yesterday 🥱 anyway, MU $800 EOW, DRAM $52 EOW |
| Drop? Must've been the wind |
| Mstr incredible beat and still flat |
| Damm |
| The entire sub would be full of gay bears and would be supr gay |
| I’ll take that as a compliment! I saved you money so shouldn’t you be giving me a proper thank you?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/967b5g5dndzg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ea6155636fc7747ee4a54c1a2b3cab92f4c1fc9\n\n |
| Advanced options destroyer |
| Babe is making a come back |
| Bro looks like he works at a ginseng store |
| Amen |
| huge beat on all line items for AMD |
| Amd might go green GUH |
| HOLY AMD CLIMB BACK UP |
| SMCI 🚀 |
| Lmao. Looking cooked |
| i was supposed to but i pussied out:( |
| what is that volatility bruh |
| How about when it’s green in 3 minutes |
| pumpin back up, Fukk all yo options! |
| And it tanks lols |
| AMD topped the semi run |
| Just need to put $10k on another call option\n\nHopefully you 10x to $100k, then go in again for another 10x to $1M \n\nDon't give up now |
| AMD Ving |
| AMD earnings out? |
| Has AMD even reported or is it just going haywire right now? |
| Bro AMD is reversing wtf |
| The V arrived. LMAO |
| Imagine minding your own business with TQQQ calls and AMD wipes you out. That's like getting hit by a tree that was hit by a drunk driver. |
| Wait hold on |
| idiots dont remember the recovery SNDK had lol |
| STFU ber. |
| lmao at that V advanced money destroyer |
| donkey move |
| See you tomorrow |
| AMD living up to it's name. RIP regards ports who bought calls |
| it was 1500 so im not to sad but still sad:( |
| Amd beat is meh, surprised it didnt do a -10% rn |
| They are still growing at mid 20s to 30%.. |
| Wait till the picture is finishec |
| Amd first move gey |
| Not a bear, but I would love for this sub to just get wiped the fuck out lol |
| AMD will recover. Out of it, but when a stock is up that much into the print it’s only going down if you see an instant -15% |
| DGXX made up for my swamp ass stock, NFLX |
| Lisa tried to copy cousins homework.\n\nShe didnt realize there were other versions. |
| AMD with the ED |
| Look down three comments |
| Hahaha amd, like a 60%+ runup, what were you expecting mayn |
| Someone did a DD on it earlier this year and posted in WSB, I got in right then and sold for 150% return a few weeks ago. Of course now I wish I held seeing today's run, but am happy regardless. It was a good DD post compared to most so went with it for a small position that paid off. |
| amd to 500 eod |
| But what do they do? The company does nothing but hold btc. |
| 💀💀 |
| Good point. Thanks bro.\n\nI also took ZM profits today, bought at 70ish like a month ago, it's now well past target price and I think the anthropic stake is fully priced in.\n\nSo expect that to keep going up. |
| First 11 moves are fake |
| FUCK it was calls because of this post |
| Good play bro |
| *AMD 1Q ADJ EPS $1.37, EST. $1.28\n\n*AMD 1Q REV. $10.25B, EST. $9.89B |
| Gonna be funny when AMD is green tmrow |
| Get shitted on |
| If AMD keeps drilling it’s going to take SMCI down with it |
| AMD\n Q1 2026 Earnings Summary (Released May 5, 2026): \n\n• Revenue: $10.3 billion (+38% YoY, flat QoQ) — beat \nexpectations (~$9.8–$9.9B). \n\n• Non-GAAP EPS: $1.37 (+43% YoY) — beat (~$1.28–$1.30). \n\n• Non-GAAP Gross Margin: 55% (vs. guided ~55%). \n\nKey Segments:\n\n• Data Center: $5.8B (+57% YoY) — strong EPYC + Instinct GPU ramp. \n\n• Client: Strong Ryzen demand.\n\n• Gaming/Embedded: Solid but smaller contributors. \n\nQ2 Outlook: Revenue ~$11.2B ±$300M (+~46% YoY midpoint); Non-GAAP GM ~56%. |
| Flat both sides lose just like citadel intended |
| Nah c'mon amd this ain't it. |
| closed my intel short calls early cause I thought AMD would pump and lift all semiconductors. fuhhhhck |
| Snagged some AMD right here. TBH. Maybe it does a Apple and goes up right after this |
| Advanced money destroyer |
| you were saying? |
| Everyone is fucked eith Amd. |
| AMD still at opening price |
| AMD BOLZ KEK |
| Called it |
| HOO LEE! |
| He really gets up my nose 👃 |
| Well,\n\nPretty obvious AMD wouldn't be able to sustain the massive pump |
| Well anet was not the play. Oof. |
| first move is fake |
| Guh |
| \*AMD SEES 2Q REV. $10.90B TO $11.50B, EST. $10.52B \n \n\*AMD: EXPECT SERVER GROWTH TO ACCELERATE MEANINGFULLY\n\n |
| this actually big brain |
| Bers celebrating befor the V |
| Yes AMD HAHAHA |
| I have no position now. Not touching it. |
| Here for AMD live callouts |
| lul ALAB +10% to -3% |
| First move is wrong said every bull ever |
| # ADVANCED MONEY DESTROYER DOING WHAT IT DOES BEST: BANKRUPTING PLEBS LOL |
| Whats happening in the middle east? look at OXY! |
| Always has been. |
| Nvda just gonna dump on any news lmao |
| Half cash, half stock. What part of that isn't fucking clear |
| nature is healing |
| AMD holyy |
| is it time for Advanced Money Destroyer to live up to its name? |
| Wtf my 3 earnings plays again red |
| NET premiums were crazy |
| AMD I call it "Not enough AMD" because they never do enough |
| I don’t think I can handle another day, let alone weeks or months, of “Iran wants a deal” while Iran yells “fight me, you bitch.” |
| Remember the first move is fake.\n\nAlso, the second move is fake too |
| Prob bc ur not a moron |
| LOOOOOOOL |
| Lmao you may have just printed |
| wtf did you do, short SNDK? |
| Fake dip on AMD. They won’t let it stay down |
| Bears only hope now is ADBE, soon to get fucked too! |
| AMD calls rekt |
| chip + ai dc stocks all dumping, red day tmrw |
| Most predictable shit |
| You already have a bet going - AMD to 330.0 before 06-May-2026 08:14 PM -05 |
| The king? |
| ANET feels like one of those stocks that people panic sold at -9% just now are gonna regret...in about an hour |
| Don’t worry bears they will dump overnight but pump at open so your puts will return as little as possible. |
| Eat 💩 AMD\n\n^(I have no positions) |
| The SMCI trampoline incoming |
| Idk man im just checking after hours spy price |
| Mostly just chilling haven't bought puts in a while just shares in stuff i like 😎 |
| !banbet |
| Tomorrow INTC will surpass AMD market cap |
| It's not called advanced money destroyer for nothing |
| AMD LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| OMG I have to go dumpster diving again\n\nfck AMD |
| OG AMD is back!! |
| SMCI blasting off into anus |
| Advanced money destroyer living up to its name |
| Amd lol |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/5hipe made a bet that AMD would go to 340.0 within **1 day** when it was 352.33 and it did, congrats autist.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Read the fucking title! There are no poors in WSB No poors allowed to worry about me! |
| # ADVANCED MONEY DESTROYER IS BACK YOU BITCHES LMAOOOOOOO |
| Big oof amd |
| AMDump |
| So SNDK is unstoppable? |
| Oh Shit Advanced Money Destruction in PROGRESS |
| AMD NOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Netflix was the biggest terrorist of the day |
| AMD EPS and revenue down QOQ lol |
| MSFT - lmk if regard |
| Their average went down 20'000 USD. They are likely deeply green tomorrow. |
| Nobody here that's for sure... |
| YESSSSSS DIE AMD I SOLD AHAHAHA |
| That's my boy AMD |
| lol |
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| Efficient market btw. Literally no one could have ever seen a major computer component would blow up during the AI bubble, it makes sense that it is repriced 3300% up.\n\nNonsense, anyone claiming its not the blow off top short squeeze of a lifetime trying to prop the AI bubble is capping and is scared they might take a 50% haircut overnight if they dont type enough propaganda stating otherwise. |
| AMD beat and raise as expected\n\nThe headline numbers: \n\- Revenue: $10,253M vs $9,892M est \n\- Adjusted EPS: $1.37 vs $1.29 est \n\- Adjusted Net Income: $2,265M vs $2,114M est \n\- GAAP EPS: $0.84 \n\- GAAP Net Income: $1,383M \n\- Gross Margin: 53% \n \nQ2 guidance came in well above consensus: \n\- Q2 Revenue: $11,200M vs $10,516M est \n\- Q2 Adjusted Gross Margin: 56% \n \nThe strategic commentary: \n\- "Customer engagement around MI450 series and Helios is strengthening" \n \nThe numbers translate to: \n\- \~3.6% Q1 revenue beat \n\- \~6.2% Q1 adjusted EPS beat \n\- \~6.5% Q2 revenue guide above consensus (\~$684M above midpoint) \n\- \~3 percentage points of gross margin expansion expected from Q1 to Q2 |
| think about the AI value stack\n\nVibe coders are being told they are geniuses by AI when its just telling them where to pay to host their AI subscription site slop\n\nNew people paying to host AI SaaS slop, list platforms that are publicly traded\n\nAMZN and GOOGL too big, lets see who else\n\nDOCN was the only one not managed like dog shit\n\nThats how I wound up in them december 25 till now |
| Wtf why is AMD tanking? |
| BYE AMD |
| AMD😆😆😆 |
| Nobody ever lost money taking profits |
| ka bloom |
| ADVANCED MONEY DESTROYER LMAOOO |
| Stocks aren't going up because oil is falling lol |
| AMD RUGGED, AS PREDICTED |
| You already have a bet going - AMD to 370.0 before 05-May-2026 04:07 PM -05 |
| First ones fake |
| Down 2% pea brain LMFAO |
| Deserved u greedy pigs |
| LOL |
| First five moves are fake? |
| AMD LMFAO |
| !banbet |
| Let's see tomorrow |
| Smci 30c printing 🚀 |
| It might be flat? |
| MEGA MISSS AMD HOLY |
| DGXX Gang going strong. Cookin a few sept exp calls |
| HAHAHAHA |
| GUH |
| AND🤡🫵🤡🫵🤡🫵🤡🫵 |
| GOD DAMN IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU |
| I have never lost that much money (I've never quite had that much money yet - UK). I won't bullshit you, of course it's absolute shit to lose that much money. BUT, you'll get through the other end of it, and believe me, money is not the most important thing. Health, friends and family are definitely the most important things. Money just makes everything a bit easier, and you'll get back there eventually. Concentrate on doing some hobbies you enjoy and exercise. pay a bit more attention to family and friends. Looking at stocks all the time is not healthy for any of us. It's great fun when we're winning, but it can't go forever unless someone is VERY VERY lucky or has insider information. Look after your physical and mental health and you'll end up in a much better place. All the best pal, you'll nail it 🙂 |
| there GOOES AMD CALL HOLDERS |
| Sorry bro. |
| G Fucking G |
| SMCI!!! |
| Can always believe in advanced money destroyer to destroy your calls after earnings |
| AMD red rocket red rocket |
| Rip |
| amd wtf |
| what direction do stonks usually go |
| Uhoh lisa |
| Couldn’t have been more accurate. |
| We're used to it vro |
| Visit r/stocks, plenty of embarrassing perma bers there.\n\nThey take it very seriously too. Fun fun |
| Advanced Money Destroyer is back LMAO |
| First move plz b ghey |
| Ruh roh |
| AMD destroyed |
| AMD 🤡🫵🤡🫵🤡🫵🤡🫵 |
| Amd wtf |
| Lmao |
| Hahahah |
| https://preview.redd.it/jy7omz9wmdzg1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dda8cd0aea100d2d7a8e1b4be9063cff20943cab |
| I bought PLTR and Nvda calls today and got to watch them sink all day but I went heaviest on SMCI calls. This shit better hold up until market open tomorrow. |
| I've seen your posts, damn, I'm sorry |
| Bitcoin my sleeping giant 🤫 shhhh don’t wake him |
| Advanced Money destroyer |
| Crash will be epic |
| Their internet service got cut off due to nonpayment. |
| WTF |
| nvidia been a stinker these weeks |
| Prolly just kms. Would be the more financially effective strat than whatever the fuck I’ve been doing |
| That was ways back. I'm talking like April 29th. Had calls and it just dropped dead almost 10% |
| Imagine trusting a man named Charles |
| ugh why did I go with SMCI shares instead of calls... |
| Wtf cohr wrong way |
| can't blame you with all the accounting fraud |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Chokeslam2Hell made a bet that AMD would go to 350.0 within **1 day** when it was 356.75 and it did, congrats regard.\n\nTheir record is now 3 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I can’t hold my breath any longer!!! |
| AMD +20% or -20%. Find out on next episode.\n\n |
| Hooolllllddddd |
| AMD bols get ready for dick in ass |
| Real talk |
| Its going to pump aint it? |
| CRUDe oil breakdown\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/re5oolvtmdzg1.jpeg?width=747&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcd610183c0e17354aa2625eb4fb01d5cee7bbeb |
| Bers don’t even comment anymore 🫡😭 |
| Alright so bunch a baboons in this thread just dumped 5 million spy shares afterhours... \nWHO WAS IT!?!?!? |
| Drone stocks not pumping more during 2 drone wars\n\nIm not a buyer just cuz of that |
| GFS is heating up. Massive volume into close. investor day on the 7th. 80+ here we go |
| So COHR to the floor and tomorrow we have earnings ummm |
| Kinda glad I got out of that mess, their sub is pretty bad |
| Wut |
| Charles Liang cooked the books once again. Yessss |
| LMAOOO |
| All I can do is laugh at these price target increases for SNDK, “ok it’s up another 12% today to $1,400, price target is now $2000!” Tomorrow it’ll be $2,400! |
| Wen Nvdia 225 ? |
| Details are on our website |
| Amd will beat and stock will fall lmao. Hope I’m wrong though |
| *fool me once, shame on you*\n\n\n*fool me-- Well you can't get fooled again!* |
| Sold SMCI before earnings. Still took about 30% gain on the position but it hurts to miss out on another 20%...\n\nGuess that's the casino for you. |
| Oh yeah gg |
| # LMAO🤌 WHERE u/VERYVERYUNIQUENAME5 ?!@? |
| AMD PLEASE PRINT MY CALLS |
| Why does is always have to be so hard being an mstr perma bol absolutely incredible earnings and it’s flat |
| I never ask you to judge me on my losers, I ask you to judge me on my winners because I have so few |
| I just sold 16,16.5, & 17 ccs today on all my shares. 10DTE, I'll follow it and let them go when they go. |
| Yup! I signed away almost 300k back in covid. Stung hugely. |
| Why isn’t MSTR -99% rn what they just produced wtf |
| I thought purchasing UPST shares was a smart play |
| No one is talking about that. I was watching it since 183 and I didn’t do anything like a regard. |
| Lets see if Ms Lisa can pull it out here guys |
| bought 20 calls earlier today finally don’t buy something and it immediately dumps |
| SNDK to $2k...? |
| FR that shit does the same revenue as Intel yet has 1/32th the market cap\n\nits so insanely undervalued its ridiculous |
| https://preview.redd.it/4nfovv5omdzg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afff1e7a6410cd7af2cfb6750b976e24218733d6\n\n |
| No US growth, Zero innovation, market not good enough to sustain the consoomer mindset that got them into the spotlight anymore, not even focused on privacy anymore, literally no one upgrades because its all the same phone L0L, fake "China growth" narrative crumbled in 2024, Warren Buffet had to pull out because it was such a bad stock with no potential.\n\nYea bro, you stumbled onto a real gem! |
| SMCI $50 tommorow |
| Is the Whore Moose Dip happening? |
| Wow so Super Micro really is all computer |
| Grabbbed qqq calls. If she nvda goes along with her |
| Bro! It’s you again! You’ve been watching me ever since I bought those SNDK calls\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/sncjgn3omdzg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14ae0167266916e89b487ab9436e37d91a0ab76a\n\n |
| Smci why you do that |
| Has AMD reported yet ? |
| after 7 years I'm up by negative 28 percent |
| when INTC go down |
| HOLY ALAB! HOLY SMCI! HOLY NVTS! IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOM |
| Dude, who in the *fuck* are these buyers? \n\nBrutal-ass EOD dump getting eaten right back up, tighten these fucking margin requirements |
| Stock is green after such a massive miss. Can’t believe it. |
| I knew ALAB would go vertically up after this comment from wsb. Git gud, dummy! \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/Toet4ad3Hr |
| No it means they were expecting to lose X per share but they lost X\*2. Of course this usually works for normal companies, not sure how it maths out for them |
| bro their financials are terriblr |
| smci clam down bro |
| SMCI start covering $100 EOM |
| #AMD to $500 LMAO🤌 |
| Are you watching the earnings reports? |
| I can't do banbets for this reason |
| Does SMCI still make server racks |
| Im still waiting for that MU dip 🫠 |
| it tanked because the company got busted smuggling nvdia gpus to china. |
| Ready for the AMD tanking? Are you ready? |
| Does it have quantum? |
| SMCI juicyyyyyyyy move |
| Literally ponzi scheme company, still able to miss kek |
| So calls? |
| Launching synergetic memory startup please give 100m seed funding 🙏 |
| Lots of misses this week so far |
| update? |
| Uber might be the worst stock of all time |
| My SMCI 32 calls are printing |
| I knew it would pump after your message! Thanks! |
| $32 let’s goo |
| Advanced Money Doubler |
| Now that SMCI has gotten rid of the shady people this shit needs to soar like crazy |
| I feel like I bought the top of MU. Sorry boys - top sniper reporting for duty |
| Just great fucking cuck zuck continues to bleed AH |
| Pump SMCI and dump AMD. Cause the people expected it to be the other way around ofc |
| Careful, hes a doctor |
| AMD forgot to block their calendar on Outlook, no earnings announcement today |
| SNDK is only pumping because i didnt put my money in it |
| When AMD earnings released? |
| SMCI thank you so much. I really needed that! |
| Damn SMCI wtf |
| This is going to be legendary. For once I think the contrarian might win. |
| AVAV is such dogshit |
| I declare victory on the bers |