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| Lol |
| Microsoft shares, thank you for your attention on this matter |
| \> Be me \n\> Be JD Vance \n\> Get sent to negotiate peace deal with Iran \n\> Iran ends up deploying it's Navy to the Reflecting Pool in Washington D.C., achieves sovereign rights over it |
| People finally got bored of that crap 🙏 |
| When and where ever. Doesn't matter a bit to me. |
| I want to know the answer to this badly. |
| The fact that market is dumping on no news, es No Bueno |
| I think Wendy's taking apps soon |
| No idea. But every time it drops below 400, shrek dongs as far as the eye can see. |
| good time to buy WDC |
| There are already scanners to look for vulnerabilities, they are over blowing this shit to try and get the government to finance their bullshit. |
| 800% on intc? wait what timeline is this from |
| Market manipulation duh lol |
| So if everyone is naysaying this then what’s the reality? The complete opposite? Or is the reality similar just not as bad? |
| Honest question: Why the fuck would you do this? |
| The private credit market is undoubtedly experiencing structural stress due to a prolonged period of higher interest rates and elevated redemptions. Borrowers *are* feeling the squeeze, and some funds will see their returns compressed.\n\nHowever, the narrative that this is an invisible, unregulated bubble poised to trigger a systemic financial meltdown completely ignores the fundamental design of the asset class. Private credit was built precisely to absorb this kind of macroeconomic friction by trapping liquidity, utilizing flexible payment structures like PIKs, and keeping the risk locked inside institutional balance sheets rather than letting it spill over into commercial banks or the broader public.\n\n \nTLDR: Close the youtube video and put the fries in the bag. |
| $85 billion by issuing new shares, which represents about a 1.8% to 2% dilution of existing shareholder value. didn't know 2% = 7% |
| Focus on the aura. Not the person |
| So we buy calls? |
| Where?? |
| Yeah, no way a new IPO would be worth $2 trillion. |
| You lost (lots of) money during bull markets. Idk what to say dude. I don’t even like Trump but it’s clear as day that betting on green has been the play for a very long time. |
| Side note: how is copying your text and feeding it into an LLM and then reading what the LLM says failing to read? Sorry, but that's an ableism take. (Still read all your text though.) |
| Afternoon V for semis? |
| Supertheta |
| SPCX: It's $165, stupid. |
| SpaceX beat them there |
| what a glorious V on mrvl, moonshotting from the depths of hell |
| agree |
| Look at my quant |
| 5% here |
| Satya? More like cuckedya.. Jesus |
| Don't want to jinx it but MRVL is having a nice afternoon recovery. Might break even today. |
| Time to buy I guess |
| Is today a fucking holiday? Jesus do something |
| NFLX the new LULU |
| Nikka are you retarted |
| Why the duck I didnt take my profits and run im regarded |
| it's getting from bad to worse the last few trading days |
| Knees and toes |
| Bag7 holders slurp a succulent dilution for the semi chad's payday. |
| Man I need some time to check if my 90's pokemon cards worth anything before that shit bursts |
| SOXL go UP! |
| it's 800%? |
| Narrator: “he was, in fact, not good bro” |
| Its moving, just slightly now |
| 🕯️ |
| What’s keeping SPCX above 165? Keeps ramming into 165 but not breaking through |
| Where he watched the Big Short while snorting adderall. |
| Positions or ban (see what I did there?) |
| MU is my favorite slot machine today. |
| Sandisk is committing war crimes?!! |
| Apparently |
| i'm so fcking glad I bought META calls today. FML and end me |
| Too bad the market sucks rn. |
| By low-level I mean mediocre, not where they sit in an org chart. We already see the truth that AI makes mediocre people more mediocre, but skilled and time-limited folks more effective. |
| that already happened.... and it sold off |
| A few days ago at 380... |
| I hate days like today |
| Market stays here for the next 2 years |
| Bingo, comments are eating it up like it's a real post. Maybe the comments are bots too. Maybe we are all just bots. |
| It's been a bear market for a year, just not ai and memory |
| it's a theta market |
| This shit just makes OP's scenario sound even worse lol. When the bot corrects it as "you don't understand how bad things are", shit is fucked. |
| Getting fck both front and back |
| I feel like we wont see a move until 2:00pm\n\n |
| "Smell to model"\n\nPeak clanker. |
| none of this matters since money is made up and there is no such thing as an economy |
| Make no mistakes |
| at $50 a share 🤌🏼 |
| short the market then. |
| You bought companies that are profitable instead of INTC? Do you hate money? |
| AI’s probably better than 90% of the “traders” on this sub 🤷🏼♂️ |
| All short dated options getting obliterated. |
| There’s a lady at work that prints her word docs then walks to the copy machine to scan them and convert them to .pdf… we will all survive |
| Wow, new level of stupidity unlocked. |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Fire whoever is in charge of this price action immediately. |
| Bros thinks he’s Michael Burry just cause he got the assburgers too. |
| "It's Vance's fault"\n\n\- Don Tzu |
| its not profitable?? |
| Just another low volume no news day of down 2.5% on MSFT\n\nMost unloved, most undervalued stock on the market right now. If you have some overhyped space garbage or whatever, consider putting some in MSFT long term. |
| Just hold bro. the whole sector is down, not a rocket lab specific hit or something structural. |
| Fuck your Space X for ruining the hype around space stocks. You suck. |
| LITE is lit!\n\n |
| use it with https://github.com/headroomlabs-ai/headroom to stretch ur claude tokens further yw |
| I would not hold through earnings if I were you. Take your massive profits and after the IV crush buy back in for cheap on Thursday |
| Bears hibernate on green days. |
| **M**y\n\n**S**tocks\n\n**F**ucking\n\n**T**rash |
| need some shit to pop soon otherwise daddy's kneecaps are gonna be in for a bad day |
| I mean take two themselves are estimating very strong early sales. ive seen numbers saying rockstar expects 45, yes 45 million sales on launch. now i do not know the definition of how long "launch" is for them if they mean in the first 3 days or first week or first month. but if they get 45 million in units sold on launch, that would equate to roughly like, $2.6-$3.4 billion or so in total sales at a $70-80 sales prices. rockstar also says they expect like $6-8 billion within like the first year of its launch.\n\nedit: 45 million in sales within the first like week or whatever would put it already in like the top 15 best selling games of all time, right after pokemon red/blue and yellow and right above wii fit and black ops 3 lifetime sales, and would already be 50% of red dead 2's lifetime sales. |
| I bought google |
| Can't wait until I can catch that ride up with SPCX |
| When will msft actually go up? |
| Thank you for your sacrifice |
| where is the ALL-TIME? |
| So, calls on Klarna? |
| that would be Volatile\n\nAnd Citadel and Jane Street make all their money off suppressing volatility as much as possible while selling you options |
| All good no hate I get it |
| I refute this with my own 2 points:\n\n\n1. Most americans have no other realistic way to plan for returement other than buying stocks. There are no pensions anymore. Real estate is out of reach. The social security system is on the verge of collapse. Most decent jobs are still offering 401(k) contribution matching, though. Money is going to keep flowing into the stock market until that type of retirement plan is no longer the norm. Individual socks might tumble, but the market as a whole has a constant money inflow.\n\n\n2. Retail trading has detached stock value from company performance in many cases. People now treat many stocks as having intrinsic, collectible value that will always increase in the long term, as opposed to having value because it represents a fraction of a company's future performance. Stocks are now beanie babies for wannabe finance nerds. Here's the thing: if enough people think this way, than it actually becomes true. The value of a stock is what people are willing to pay for it. |
| Yup, would need to do my own DD because these wiki pages are super dodgy now, but this chart suggests delinquency for Prime ARMs is on par with Subprime FRMs:\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subprime_mortgage_crisis#/media/File:Mortgage_delinquencies_by_loan_type_(2000%E2%80%932010).svg\n\nIn other words, those prime arms were just as risky as subprime fixed. |
| Fuck you NFLX, META, MSFT. I'm officially down -9.90% YTD. And its shares only. |
| For real I collect shiny cardboard for fun |
| SPCX bols are gonna be bottoms by tomorrow |
| Imagine the amount of debt those people are taking out to go on those cruises |
| The collectibles market bubble as a whole, everything from Lego to sports cards, is gonna pop within the next 3 years and it will be glorious |
| and now its all gone |
| Where's the life-savings SPCX guy? You good bro? |
| Exactly, yet they still think it's justified to spend $400bn annually buying these products when more than half don't even have a place to be used since the demand is not existent. This is an exact copy of the dot com bubble, we are over building for a technology that has not yet been solved but the greed is taking over and these companies believe that the new cloud business will AI data centers and they think that if they don't have the business already set up before the demand arrives they will be behind the ball. However, they are also buying all this product today which there are not yet enough data centers built to store them and most definitely not enough energy to power them. By the time demand for these exist there will be a whole new line up of chips and other tech specs more suited and so the money was spent unwisely. However, nobody cares because until now the capex spend has been getting rewarded and the market has just pumped on a circular system where hyperscalers invest in the AI companies and announce deals to spend and that deal just creates more equity which is then actually used to fuel the deal, meaning that in the end the whole thing is just being fueled by speculative investing. |
| Notice how there are always bulls here and yet the bears only seem to appear on red days |
| it was the fed rate decision last wednesday you mong |
| 2 weeks into a new job and they finally gave me enterprise Claude access\n\nIt’s showtime |
| I would try but I’d have to hit up my advisor as to why he actually \nBought it.. very lucky it kept going to the moon |
The Toronto Stock Exchange is doing a good job for me again going up on the down QQQ days. \n https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/quote/%5EGSPTSE/ ca.finance.yahoo.com |
| Once the big dogs fall they all fall. I fear this may be a bear market |
| Retard |
| Please just dump $20 spy |
| Meh this is boring af, time for a nap.\n\nGood luck guys, hopefully something will happen. |
| So everyone thinks Anthropic will be the death of SaaS, but the government can see one line of dangerous code, call it a national security risk and force them to halt operations completely. Then Europe freaks out and says they want their own Anthropic so the US government doesn't have that button for them. \n\nWhat about we have a SaaS sector with actual people that look at things in real time to avoid all of this 🤯 |
| 😂 |
| Thankful for not losing 12k on one trade but now even more upset for not making 8k on another trade. I need to call the 1-800 number |
| Spy is done bruh, I thought my V was promised to me 3000 years ago |
| My NVDA calls are literally half the price since open. Unreal. \n\nWhy can't you be like the other kids MU, MRVL, DRAM?! |
| I agree with all of this, and I've been sounding the alarms on it + the Carry trade for years now. People of course think I'm a crazy doomer and essentially believe that everything will keep going up forever. \n\nI'm positioned against a dip as good as I can be (minus a retirement account stuck in indexes - but "parked" about 50% of it in a Money Market to reduce exposure). You truly think they are going to stretch this looming disaster out to 2027+ \n\nIf so, what do people recommend as a safe alternative vs. being exposed to the impending "omnibubble" as I've named it? |
| Intel to 1T pls |
| They paywalled Grok a while back |
| Holy shit. It's Chad Dickens.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| Same thing that made RKLB go to 150 then 100, and OKLO to 194 then 58, and PLTR to 200 then 120 |
| Source I’m dead |
| AI slop. I’ll buy it |
| Got stop lossed on MSFT for a 25k loss |
| You need a gambling support group, not whatever this is. Everything you said is false outside of the context of someone that has no idea what they’re doing |
| 1. Why is every numbered point just another sentence that can easily be made into a paragraph? \n2. You missed two important things that make it crazier: \n2a. The private equity loans are almost always not fixed loans which is why defaulting on loans is more common and why piks are being overly utilized to avoid default \n2b. Private equity is reporting piks as still good loans and therefore is still paying back interest on money they haven't collected putting them at risk themselves.\n\nPrivate equity is retardmaxing which will again leave the tax payers holding the bill, but that's what happens when you roll back regulations from 2008 and don't put white collared criminals in jail |
| I hate holding through earnings.. I would personally get out now, but that's just me and I'm banned from Wendy's for life |
| Well, this sucks balls. |
| He probably sold at $209 and moved on. |
| what does the pattern say if ur not an idiot |
| SPY 📌ed |
| foundry trade working out really well TSM TSEM INTC 🤔 |
| “If I break this down into 17 separate rants instead of one big one it’ll be much more productive.” |
| man i remember when MSFT was +0.08% green today, it held such promise... |
| Oh he’s probably sleeping.. but forever. |
| We all know about this. As Mr. Soros himself said, when there's a bubble, buy it. Just have an exit plan |
| The total addressable market for space is $3.50 |
| Market efficiency 🤡 |
| Blow harder Dr evil |
| My LLM says you’re 70% accurate but the rest is alarmist fabrication |
| Their big AI guy left |
| Bro forget about spacex |
| Until 2026 I understood this shit they kept saying about semis being “cyclical” |
| Zero chance they won't at some point. It's a question of when. |
| Tell OP to text me when it begins.. until then gainzzz😜 |
| Oh just the normal pulling money out of SPCX to funnel into TSLA .. lol 1 up 1 down |
| Bro watched New Money's latest video |
| Man, what happened to that guy who fully ported his Roth ($315k) to SPCX at $211/share? I wouldn't be able to sleep if that was me. |
| nflx 60 eom. nty. |
| "The bread doesn't refinance"\n\nbrandnewsentences |
| Congratulations to RKLB for being -8% on its first day of NSDQ100 inclusion. Way to set the stage. |
| They thought it was gonna reverse with iran rejoining the talks again.\nThis is what happens when idiots think they found a pattern in noise. |
| OP discovered leverage is 1.5x not 40x, immediately deleted the 17-point manifesto and bought BCRED puts expiring Friday — see you regards in the redemption gate, NFA |
| Thats how you know this market is fucked |
| Have mercy on software, they’re already deader than dead |
| SPCX changing the name to earth center soon. |
| Quick buy a bunch of dollars, inflation is bad and one 1929 dollar is worth 19.47 today, but, best part is, you don't have to sell it you just use it.\n\nBigbrane.jpg |
| So when happening? |
| CCL will beat the earnings. Overall business is booming. 🚀🚀🚀 |
| tell me something I dont know.\n\n \nyou think the market doesnt know about it? |
| Wish I had APGE calls |
| Let me introduce you to my worst enemy, THETA |
| Source on point 15 then? |
| Peace talks a failure. Oil down. No interest rate cuts and 10y yield above 4.5 again. Stocks sideways. I've said it before but macro doesn't matter. Institutions only use it as pretext for what they're already going to do. |
| Nice try bond dealer. You almost had me |
| Thought spacex wouldn't dump until nasdaq inclusion lmao\n\nMaybe it's actually a buy now |
| can anyone explain to me scamdisk? they make no ram and the disks are shit? we have mu and wdc but scamdisk is always going to the moon everyday? dont get how or why? |
| Bears are dogshit, crashed the market last Wednesday and gotten eaten alive by bulls |
| Didn’t the sec just say companies could go dark for 6 months at a time with no reporting, or something? |
| I’ll be back when CRDO pushes 320 by tomorrow |
| Ahhhh. The Flywheel. The most over-used Corporate buzzword bingo term from consultants the past five years. |
| Hotdamn...you lucky devil. You got fucked by Gianmk. I heard he once fucked Margot Robbie. |
| This is no place for rationality. And nor is the market. |
| I pasted this in ChatGPT and it told me the best streets to panhandle are in LA |
| Semi bros living in a different reality then the rest of the market |
| Wait until you hear about this guy’s track record |
| Move over let me smell |
| In nana we trust |
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| This |
| Working at Wendy’s is hard |
| Puts in boots |
| INTC market safe haven lmfao |
| I'm dying to see what happens if it goes below 165 now |
| So what made Amazon go from 200 to 278 if it’s just going to give it all back? |
| Yes |
| No shit |
| MSFT META NFLX beat value stock rn BUY BUY BUY |
| Market doesn't want to go down, market doesn't want to go up |
| Next to a Holiday Inn. |
| Gonna just have to max out another credit card then , fine !!! |
| poverty, with receipts |
| “It’s not just X, it’s Y!”\n\nHello ChatGPT… |
| Show dem puts |
| today's trading volume is probably one of the lowest of all time |
| Life is good |
| 😎 |
| Eat my dongus you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| It's a good movie. ...to be fair |
| Lolling the bell around the tongue like a calf taking it's first frantic drink at his mother's teeth before remembering that it's not about the taste but about the journey, and so parting cheek like a moses of the anys and preparing for the veiny throbber to approach ramrod-straight and true to begin a pummeling for the ages with all the rhythmic power of a steam engine piston that would have isambard Kingdom brunel in awe of the forces of cosmic engappening as the moan turns to a bellow turns to a whimper in four pulses and a dribble and we collapse a writhing sticky mess in the car park covered in off-brand vaseline and human gravy |
| At 250 they bring windows 7 back |
| Turn off hidden post history so I can follow you and tell me where to dump my kids college fund |
| why is everyone surprised this sub was preparing for a red day all weekend |
| It’s always fun to joke about how tarded the people are here, but sitting here at work having to hand lead people through the simplest of things I realize you are all likely geniuses by comparison to the morons I have to deal with on a daily basis… |
| AAOI up nearly 5% in under na hour what changed lmao |
| SPY fair market value is 750 |
| Why $GOOG, $META down, $CAT. Up ? |
| I feel like it wants to moon |
| Wtf happened to googl lmao |
| Starting to look like CEO cannot make a deal |
| 😂 |
| What ever the reality is stock market crashes trump is impeached and Fed will drop to what ever they need to. The problem is very very few fed chaimans actually are good at it. We really haven't had a real fed since Greenspan who actully knew how induce recessions. |
| Buy puts here it’s obviously gonna get smacked down again |
| Such a healthy market, 10 semi/AI stocks are up 5-10% every day while companies that actually make money are red every day |
| I'm not a fan of the guy myself, but reddit takes it to a while other level |
| Good day to buy some GOOGL |
| Those SPCX guys nonstop pump for their unlock day 😂, |
| Long SPCX at $165.00, \n\nstop loss $164.99 |
| RIP TO DA GOAT! |
| Where it starts every time son.\n\nBottom of the shitpile. |
| KEEL money printer by Friday |
| This is the real DD buried inside of the cat shit wrapped in dog shit original post. |
| INTC GONNA BE THE FIRST $1T NON PROFITABLE COMPANY LOOL |
| 📞 |
| Deepseek is cheaper to use |
| why are people not shorting the market with everything then? |
| It’s all fugazzi lol |
| Except they aren’t printing cash. AI is eating it all. AI spend is like 120% of FCF with questionable profitability, which is exactly what happened during the dot com era. All these companies are spending more to “keep up with competition” in AI, which may never make money. AI might end up being like an airline, no differentiation between products, high spend to operate, low profit, a great benefit to people but a terrible investment. |
| Leg down? |
| Asts only moves in 8 percent increments |
| Ayo when my baby grows up he ain't gonna bring no iPad into the daycare on day 1\n\n**I AIN'T RAISIN NO IPAD BABY**\n\n**WE GOIN STRAIGHT FOR THE APPLE VISION PRO** |
| My understanding is he was stock picking not S&P investing |
| Look at the 1y bruh |
| That’s some luck there. 😂 |
| one week of creating and dissolving as much market cap as some companies needed decades for in growth.\nYeah, sure, nothing to see here |
| Ffs pinned 😤 |
| I’ve been both and the latter is a horrendous existence |
| Hi guys, it’s me Margot Robbie. gianmk totally did what he said he did. |
| Holy snoozefest (I’m up 3% today) |
| This is my new all time favorite post on Reddit lol |
| Because sentiments drive stocks too you dumb regard |
| PACE PICANTE! |
| Yes, because it's cooked |
| w |
| “Dark pools” hidden away |
| Market unraveling while semis are partying. |
| Somebody stayed at a Holiday Inn express last night. |
| Bro really just triple banbet you |
| a true regard would buy the SPCF 2x leveraged spaceX etf |
| Netflix looking juicy now👀 |
| Why does love hurt |
| as a longtime windows user who recently evacuated to mac this MSFT dump feels well deserved |
| But what are the Strippers saying? |
| Will it go up |
| Soooo calls? |
| 750 or 740 eod plz |
| I'm down 40% on ASTS lol. Luckily shares. |
| Look what happens when arrogant bulls get cocky |
| It IPO’d at 135, it’s up 20% since then. And still up 2.5% from retail gaining access, what the fuck are you talking about |
| Who knew The Boring Company was actually a collab with SpaceX for drilling all you regards portfolio values? (Everyone, everyone knew.) |
| sell the news if there ever was one |
| Come on spy |
| Pro tip 11 to 230 is theata time |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| Who is worse messi or msft |
| Hell they stopped going up before that. After the most banger ER of the MAG7 |
| Multiple stocks sitting at breakout EMAs. Might get spicy for Berz |
| Amkr if someone is looking for a slow train and resilient. Expecting it to touch $100 + soon. Went up to 96 today and back to 91 now |
| Its always there you just dont notice |
| You don’t know shit about chop, I’ll chop ur credit card in half |
| Yes bro predict it down to the year, good job! |
| intc overtaking mu was not on my bingo card today |
| nah, it's already went shitty on friday asian market and way at the bottom during overnight when the deal talk, it went up with the positive result up until open. maybe it's because of the expected rate hikes by BofA |
| All in’d $23k into $INFQ calls |
| My ass that would be too convenient |
| This is so ass |
| Just wait for elon to tweet a rocket emoji and spcx goes back to 200 |
| I’m somewhat of a payment-in-kind man myself. |
| Another 745 rejection |
| Imagine investing billions in OpenAI and then deciding to just use....DeepSeek\n\nLmao |
| This is a proof for Coreweaves business modell.\n\nHave servers and rent them out.\n\nThe demand is there, just don't make the mistake of having Zuck or Musk as CEOs to create products. |
| Due to my googl and amzn positions I now offer around the world |
| they remembered that recycling exists, higher the price, the more scavengers and recyclers enter the market |
| Little bit more time in case you time the profit taking dip |
| Declare victory and announce new bombings in the same sentence |
| They need to announce agentic tax agents full automation. Then stock will rip |
| Well nice to meet you Advanced Micro Devices 718! |
| Yawn |
| Nothing good comes from trading options after noon |
| Time to freak out boys |
| wdc has gone up for around 8 straight days and today it drops and people calling it SHIT lol. |
| Mara you POS ....I JUST BOUGHT LEAPS |
| And here come the Trump algorithms slamming buy on the AAPL dip |
| Go msft go |
| What's up with Tezla retardation strength today |
| VLADDY IS GONNA SELL MY CALLS FOR .03 cents is what’s going to happen |
| # 😆 |
| Both can be true lol |
| What are u thinking? |
| Unfortunately for us, if everyone sells their puts they’re going to dump it. |
| The sun sets probably |
| https://preview.redd.it/k83jrsmgbv8h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=994f21e6b0b5f9d0137ee754da8875886edcb5d8 |
| Green eod |
| I bought at 161 sold at 210, bought back in today at 173 limit order while I was asleep. I agree i think it will bounce again and that’s when I’ll sell it again for good |
| I think ai is already making too many decisions for banks lmao, so much volatility and everyone running through the same door at the same time for the past year. |
| Wait margin isn't free money?!? 🤣 |
| MU puts for earnings |
| Hear is my theory: If spcx goes below 165 it somehow snowballs and goes to like $30 shortly after that |
| A 30% drop is still a 30% drop, sure. But without using a log scale, it doesn't always \_look\_ like a 30% drop.\n\nYour chart makes the tech bubble look like it's on the same scale as covid, and the '08 crash look like a blip. And it makes the last few years of growth look hyperbolic.\n\nHere it is in log scale. Now all 30% drops are the same vertical height on the chart.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8dpyxggebv8h1.png?width=1776&format=png&auto=webp&s=09e119d4cc4221e0b48af2471d8b18830f9835ea |
| Spcx buls in shambles |
| Too long, how do I make money? |
| Blah blah, how the fuck do I gamble on this? |
| It’s tough being extremely attractive and fit I wonder what life’s like for you ugly fat fucks |
| That would make me trust it more |
| I think WDC bottomed |
| Why tho |
| This is a ‘dog shit wrapped in cat shit’ statistic, the investment grade spread is incredibly tight at 0.74% while high-yield spreads are 2.66%.\n\nYour number might be the CCC spread, but that’s merely the riskiest \~10% of the already risky high-yield (junk if you’re old school) market. |
| what Ai investors? SOXX is up 1.6% today and 110% YTD, hyperscalers is not AI. |
| Well, Apple devices no longer use Intel, as they have been building their own chips, so there's a segment of the market that was lost basically overnight. \n\nAdd to that, Intel does NOT have the grip it once did on the consumer market (with AMD making VERY good chips over the last 5+ years) |
| MSFT negative by end of month. Investors will have to start paying dividends to Bill Windows. |
| Me when I pull numbers out of my ass |
| buy calls please, need jane to fuck you so I win |
| There’s literally no ROI on this shit yet |
| ok but can we address Amazon for being the master of being shit and not doing anything over a 1 yr even 5 yr period |
| market makers killing all options |
| Damn |
| Just hanging at 745 is ghey |
| !banbet SPCX 185 4D |
| SaaS replaced by AI? You people get dumber each day I swear. Name 1 company that cancelled its Atlassian subscription and rewrote its Agile products stack in Claude. |
| So is it bulls turn now to claim that low volume is the reason the market is moving the way it is |
| Anyone who bought asts at the start of the year is down lol |
| Intc puts |
| Something deff gonna happen at the end of the day.. I just don’t know what |
| If you're only invested in the index, you'd have no idea that it's literally the bloody ass gape apocalypse right now |
| I bought spcx at 165s |
| It does, except it's my initals |
| I was insanely bullish on MU earnings until I saw the new whisper twrgers coming out over the weekend \n\nGoldman Sachs now has its predictions so fucking high that even if MU falls in with a MASSIVE beat and guidance raise, it will only meet the unofficial wall street expectations |
| Well, they do both chip design and chip fabrication, which are having problems. Build leading edge node fabs is very expensive, so if you don't have customers to maximize its capacity and good "know-how" to keep the highest yield ( lowest defect rate) possible, then it gonna be a huge loss. And on customers side, in one hand, intel is their direct competitor so they would be very wary about IP thief if they order intel to make their chip. In other hand, back in that time( 2023-2024) intel own internal affairs and pipeline is not great, leading to their own chip becomes not as good as expected, so customers, especially the ones like Apple who need new chip fabricated in the latest node every year, not put their whole annual schedule to intel instead of proven fab companies like TSMC, who both good at their job and not having interests in Apple chip architecture |
| Just bought $MSFT and $ntflx calls |
| Sir, this is a Wendy's. |
| Easily, it will run up into earnings |
| Holding mine till it hits 350 |
| This market is clearly too efficient |
| Your port seem cheap rn |
| Movie, based on real events. Definitely worth the watch! \n“Just stop fuckin dancing” |
| Wasn't able to start trading futes til 11am today and now nothing is happening. Ugh. |
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| 🥭EMA tweets just fucked your poots. Short term. |
| LLMs aren't THAT great with code either. High level languages? Yeah, sure. Bit I actually think that data scientists & low level devs are the few people empowered by LLMs. They should have enough baseline knowledge to be able to build things with AI that aren't total shit, and that they otherwise wouldn't have been able to. |
| tldr. Need it explained in an Aaron Sorkin movie |
| Didnt they all just finish a round of funding/loan financing to fund Capex at cheap ass rates? Think they’re about to crank the capex in q3 again. But idk I’m retarded |
| Until capex spend normalized, the current trend will continue. Hyperscalers deserve to be completely repriced for their idiotic capital allocation justifying paying 300%+ above market prices for memory and many other components simply because they created a demand war amongst themselves. Those businesses should have been broken up long ago to avoid the exuberance we are seeing today. |
| They'll never let the market crash again.\n\nAll this research is useless because the stock market is off the rails out of control and the right people are getting rich, and they control the legislature.\n\nGood write up though! \n |
| Ok hear me out - ghey secks in space |
| Crypto bros down 60%+ looking at AI investors like 'welcome to the party' |
| Username checks out? |
| Is SPY going to be flat for the rest of the day? |
| So what was the reason for the quick sell off to crab walk? |
| SPCX wants to drop below 165\n\n |
| MSFT 400c 9/18 seems cheap rn (i’m a delusional bagholder down 30k) |
| This has to be a joke… |
| Remindme! 4 years |
| No, might swap over to calls if QQQ breaks 738.5 but right now it's in no man's land. |
| I’m happy with my $135 average and knowing how IPO‘s go, I am prepared to double my position when I feel the bottom is among us. \nI will enjoy the ups and downs of this bag and like always assess it in 4 to 5 years. |
| Bro I fucking hate this shitty stock it goes down everyday |
| Adjust my boy, adjust |
| Down 50k on it avg 302$ |
| What are you a gay bear?!? |
| Oh you haven't see the one sucking a dick on his head. \n\nI can't find it though, who's got it? |
| For real, can’t wait til 2031 |
| TSLA will not stay below 400 |
| Bought a dip on goog and already bagholding 😆 |
| PDT ended so they have to fuck retail poors somehow |
| NFLX holy shit, might start to DCA some long dated calls |
| That big ass silver shortage, whatever happened to it? |
| That’s kinda soon bruh |
| It's only like what, another 3T flowing into those companies? |
| Sunbelt rentals calls? |
| Don't get me wrong I also hate Elon but I still think many of his companies are useful and have great value in the long run |
| Naw, you just suck at the game, and are looking for excuses. Back to the penalty box. |
| https://preview.redd.it/tfybscp0bv8h1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d024b3c7f973e44c1247e98fa5ee89caf789eac\n\n |
| SPY is 0% for last 30 days 🤯 |
| Wall Street cares too much about execs, these tards are so dumb ai could do their job today |
| He may be right but it’s all about timing, it can keep going up until it doesn’t but it might double against before it crashes 30% |
| In the long term you could be right, however I'd excersize caution in the short term since its fair value is far lower than even it's IPO price listing and they have yet to be in the green with the information we do have, so just dont put all your eggs in one basket if you do average down as it goes |
| Intuit why are you so gay |
| Was this all because of the expected rate hikes? Seriously? |
| This sub has turned into a bunch of whiny little bitches. If you bought this stock at a 3 trillion valuation you’re a moron. It’s not a rug pull, you’re just an idiot. |
| Yeah bro the guy who just scored three last game |
| Time for GOOGL calls |
| WSB don't wanna hear the truth. Never change, regards! |
| QQQ hits 741 or ends 732... lunch is almost over let's start moving somewhere again please |
| tbh, he could just buy otm put option on mstr and use the premium to buy more butt corn. He's already scamming investor with these regard ass bonds, why not insider trade put and short his own company as well. You can only go to jail once, might as well stack on as many financial crime as possible. |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| more like glory-hole stock |
| What the fuck is up with spy having one morning swing and then just flatlining into theta hell every single fucking day? |
| U bought puts? 😡 |
| Where’s $Peele |
| Intraday is so gehhhh |
| It's literally every IPO chart ever. |
| Claude's opinion: \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/qzq0dmwxav8h1.png?width=657&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f79c2e50089f161fc13d860c524aff0c2112bf1\n\n |
| Wen shrek? |
| Couldn’t be the 85 billion dollar dilution. It’s clearly that one guy |
| Spy like “if you can’t love me at my 745, then you don’t deserve my 750 |
| Boring algos I just gotta wait to see what happens when everyone wakes up |
| Hahahahahaha |
| mini V |
| Giorgia Meloni fucking kicking 🥭 in the pussy. |
| I know a couple who did a 2-1 buy down. Now one has 2 jobs to be able to make the payment |
| Sandisk |
| Time to eat discount grocery store meals for the next 2 years everyday to recuperate losses |
| T1 fellas, we cooking! |
| Bought the AMZN dip. Now fly back to 240! |
| For one, tons of insiders with equity haven’t worked at SpaceX for years. \n\nTwo, they all know it’s going to be volatile and most of them are not stock traders or interested in playing the market. They aren’t going to try and game a bigger windfall. They’re going to sell |
| Stop loss saved me. Imagine holding just because |
| Could happen 🥱 I was doubtful it would go past $55 a month ago |
| google sellers. take 5 please |
| logging on after a long weekend and getting bombarded with meaningless pings and meetings... how ghey are we? |
| So what am I supposed to do? Put the fries in the bag or go back to degen gamba? |
| Messi is cooked. |
| 10 minutes before it flying past 751🤔 |
| Market makers always pumping MU at lunchbreak when they think nobody expects it. We don't eat lunch either fuckers |
| 744 - 745, over and over. Do something |
| Bro wdym half |
| Yeah I’m going to stay the course. Thought about closing it out at a loss. But the upcoming news this week has been bearish still:\n\n1. Thursday: final Q1 GDP estimate, May durable goods orders, and weekly jobless claims\n\n2. Treasury bond supply wave \n• Tuesday: $69B in 2-year notes \n• Wednesday: $70B in 5-year notes \n• Thursday: $44B in 7-year notes\n\n3. Another Hawkish fed announcement could come at any time\n\n4. Iran negotiations collapse at any moment |
| lol good one |
| im so glad I had a three day weekend before I came here for this shit. another monday of disappointments all around. |
| What's fatboy up to today? Soaking his diaper rash? |
| Congrats -- To me it's a menstrual day 😞 |
| Nope. Would u like a ticket to the hater’s ball? |
| Is that fat orange prick going to do anything about the strait being closed? |
| I'm starting to think that investment banks are lying to me. |
| The fuck is this sideways booshit |
| THIS IS ALL COMPUTER MOVES! |
| Buy more it will all work out 😜 |
| ok so deepseek told me the ocident is bound to fall but everyone else says its gonna be ok after all, call or puts? |
| LOL |
| 👇\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/KqVOduNodw |
| Msft keep going down sir |
| Can’t wait for Big Short 2, maybe they will finally release those Yenga sets |
| that's the problem. all these software companies have been putting their money into AI instead of labor. |
| Most of this is true. But the markets don’t care. Government doesn’t care. This ride could be going for decades before it explodes. |
| Sir, this is Wendy’s |
| Cmon now v to flat lmao |
| I felt pretty confident going into the market today, make of that what you will |
| how much longer are we gonna stay stuck at 745 for |
| NEW YORK CITY!? |
| 🤔 |
| You could have seen this coming from the Andromeda galaxy. |
| Yeah let’s start cookin |
| SMH down 30% |
| It's so bad. It just reminds me how bad they are.\n\nI think a little bit of it is self selection. I get to see how far AI is on non-coding tasks is on every google, vs GPT/Claude where I have to seek out it's shit responses (again, rip data scientist and low-level devs, y'all are fucked, get those Wendy's applications in before that market is oversaturated). |
| !banbet GOOG 370 4W |
| Guys, i was promised v, where is it |
| In one of my small accounts I did not have enough money to buy options. So bought 8 sndk shares on june 2nd. Today sold those shares for 5k profit. |
| 900 contracts is so wet lol |
| Bro we all know we are all sitting on a nuclear bomb. We stick around because it’s nice and warm and we can grill hot dogs on it right now.\n\nI will be long gone back to my beach bungalow by the time this bad boy finally decides to blow |
| The memory dump when Mag7 announce spending cuts for AI will be biblical |
| Fake |
| They’re waiting for everyone to sell their calls so they can let it rip |
| That's how it goes. It's rare for everything to go up but I do agree it is hyper concentrated. |
| https://preview.redd.it/4m4hya6mav8h1.png?width=390&format=png&auto=webp&s=27eba8ac567ed6985a7ae291482de30e42a07105\n\nPop! Ratatatatataatatata! |
| Stonks only go up regard |
| my bull case was that it wouldn't be red 9 days in a row. here we are at day 14 lol never seen this before |
| !banbet GOOG 370W 4W |
| 45% at 3x leverage |
| How exactly does one wrap a dog shit with a cat shit? Asking for a friend. |
| V pls |
| Thoughts on PLTR? I thought last week was the low, derp |
| Ty, but just out the fries in the bag |
| AI stronk\n\nlets make some more unverified hype about claude models before IPO while crying about energy bottleneck \n\nDATA CENTERS IN SPACE\n\ntoo much retardium this year |
| Truuue, sell all your shit and make a "I'm cashing out" post like everyone else in the last 3 years. Worked out great for them |
| Half swallow, half spit |
| What do y'all think of DRAM $105 calls expiring July 10 |
| You might want to start bagging these fries… you’re holding up the line |
| My full port SaaS is down 20% but u gotta do what u gotta do |
| Also means SpaceX is now mostly an AI data center company. On earth. Problem is some anal-ysts say these AI computing power providers are fucked most because the hardware depreciates so fast but is expensive as fuck to get and to power and people hate them to have in their neighborhood. It's not the most profitable business model long term. |
| SPCx got stuck at exactly 165 again. I admit I don't know enough about stocks to know what's causing it or what it means if it somehow goes below that |
| I'd be sad if I held something other than MU right now\n\nCan't stop, won't stop |
| How much has GOOG lost in mkt cap since they raised $80B? |
| Intuit has gone back to 2018 today.\n\nI get that it's not a datacenter, but this is retarded. AI can't even handle [300+100](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tjxa6g/googles_latest_creation_gemini_35_flash_puts/). That shit ain't doing my taxes. |
| 746 |
| # CRM ACTUALLY DOGWATER LMAO 🤌 |
| INTC\nMU\nSNDK\nAVGO\nMDA\nPNG\nMAXQ |
| TSLA dump incoming |
| The dip to $410, $390, $380 or the current dip to $365? |
| Markets telling you there’s no ROI on this AI spend, yet also telling you that these AI infra companies are gonna get the same checks next year? It’s just regarded. Both go down or both go up imo. |
| Its really due to all the fucking sister kissers thinking this guy "knows business" legit fucking cretins |
| Hard to say whether it will keep going up or not, shit, I don't think it won't.\n\nBut,\n\nbuying stocks that have gone up 5000% in less than a year is a sure retarded bet. doesnt matter if they keep going up, the safety level is off the charts braindead |
| After watching SPCX, Musk defenitely sits down to pee pee... |
| I guess no one is winning? |
| Naw its Monday afternoon already |
| Aren’t we already following a janky script? |
| In a much better position. |
| RKLB? |
| Not sure why he would sell btc to get $2.5m \n\nA tiny amount just to troll believers? |
| thats only qqq and semis. lots of stocks near 52w lows |
| Imagine we talk about it on reddit, it's not priced in and it happens |
| same flipped puts and made 25% today its never to late |
| Alan "Fed Walker" Ghostspan |
| The thing is, even if the stock goes down 50% from here, it would still be massively over valued, so early investors will be fine. The IPO price served as a psicológical anchor to justify the company being over valued in the long term, it will take years for the stock to go down from here to where it deserves to be, if it ever does. |
| chop chop |
| jane street is so greedy |
| It will pop when everyone stops talking about the bubble and go all in. So SP500 hits 10K and then we go down. This is my theory based on just vibes. Lol |
| wtf is strf, strk and strd ? are they just shorthand for regard but prefix with Strategy brand name ? |
| You fell in the so called adbe trap. LMAO |
| https://preview.redd.it/y5clitbeav8h1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb8c3fbc60dc51f43b77045c25ffe8a0b8df202c |
| If you feel like you’re having a bad day just remind yourself that there are dudes who bought SPCX calls at 220 |
| Tell me ur msft loss porn 🥰 |
| Keep trying don’t give up |
| They take advice from the internetz. The stream of cope is kinda entertaining |
| Short dated options, risky space stocks etc |
| Are there any chances at all to get 748 today anymore?? |
| VOO is +25% TTM, while VT is at +27%. [WSB's picks](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rrqci3/if_youd_invest_10k_in_wallstreetbets_stock_picks/) are at +49% today:\n\n| Stock | Price (Jan 2) | Price (Current) | Current Value | YTD Change |\n| --- | --- | --- | --- | --- |\n| **MU** (Micron) | $315.42 | $1,191.25 | $3,776.25 | +277.67% |\n| **ASTS** (SpaceMobile) | $83.47 | $73.86 | $884.84 | -11.52% |\n| **NBIS** (Nebius Group) | $89.95 | $278.44 | $3,096.25 | +209.55% |\n| **GOOGL** (Alphabet) | $314.93 | $345.97 | $1,098.18 | +9.86% |\n| **TSLA** (Tesla) | $430.41 | $407.56 | $946.94 | -5.31% |\n| **RKLB** (Rocket Lab) | $75.99 | $99.29 | $1,306.66 | +30.66% |\n| **AMZN** (Amazon) | $226.50 | $232.35 | $1,026.55 | +2.58% |\n| **PLTR** (Palantir) | $167.86 | $120.85 | $720.27 | -28.01% |\n| **IREN** (Iris Energy) | $42.70 | $56.58 | $1,325.10 | +32.51% |\n| **RDDT** (Reddit) | $241.89 | $173.24 | $715.48 | -28.38% |\n| **TOTAL** | — | — | — | **$14,896.52** | **+48.97%** |\n\nRare $DEGEN fund win. |
| 😂 |
| big dicks in ya ass is bad fo ya healf |
| can google take Gemini out of search now?\n\nliterally every result is a hallucination. what are we even doing here. |
| # EVERYTHING’S COMPUTER |
| SpaceBags |
| lol ok retard wait for 500 to buy back in with your autism |
| i cant believe ive spent so much time watching spy bounce within 1 dollar range |
| We were close but then we dumped... |
| What would it take for you to believe the AI trade was over? |
| Who TF even knows. I haven't checked in the last 5 minutes so it's probably changed again. |
| \> Many loans written to SaaS companies that are now being driven underwater by AI.\n\nAsking: what happens to your theory if the SaaS-pocalype ends up being largely on-paper but profits and margins remain high? |
| yes feel so bad for those decamillionaires |
| Let me just vibe code windows and then vibe code YouTube and ask Claude design to make entertaining YouTube videos while I’m being paid in memory chips and ai tokens |
| Lol did you execute? |
| Seems like a good time to buy SPCX calls for August now. The 1st BS pump is done, the 2nd one is about to start. |
| OP rules for options trading:\n\n1. Don't be retarded\n\n2. Don't not be unretarded |
| You are about two years too early on this. |
| Y |
| Where would MSFT be without their 20% share of OPENAI revenue 😱 |
| Same same June 2027 500-600 call spreads for 10.50 all day |
| You answered your own question |
| You full port into AMD calls and after that it 10xs you do it again and again |
| MSTR doing better than CRM and ADBE ytd. LMFAO |
| And people said it wouldn't be a pump n dump.. |
| Cope |
| tldr.\n\n\nstocks go way way up.\n\n\npurchasing power of the poors go way way down. |
| Stupid axti calls didnt get filled last Friday. I feel sick |
| >Up to $12,000 of overtime I think is cut. New policy last year.\n\n**Tax Cuts and Jobs Act (TCJA)**, which permanently slashed the top federal corporate income tax rate from a maximum of 35% to a flat 21% vs that, I am sure that is very fair and balanced, not to mention, if you have to work overtime, that is not good, instead of getting another worker where both get a comfortable job, you now have one that is overworked, but earning a bit more.\n\n>What does this even mean? What specific rights are you referring to?\n\nI don't even know if there are companies with pensions anymore, some countries even had housing being built by their employers etc.\n\nThere are less and less unions, Amazon famously is known for pulling out of an entire state if unions pop up, that was your richest man until recently.\n\n>But skill less labor jobs are getting their wages increased. Federal minimum wage hasn't changed but no one pays federal minimum wage unless you're like under 18.\n\nIt has not kept up with inflation and there are more exploits than before, be it jobs that are not bound by minimum wage like tipped employees, such as new delivery apps which are an industry of their own and even some farming labor. |
| I’ve been reading this same exact post since 2021, so 5 years now |
| you'd have like $940 or some shit bc inflation |
| 750 today plz |
| MSFT/NFLX/any SaaS/any FinTech\n\nOnly way to win in this market nowadays is semis |
| I thought deal was over |
| You and me both junior |
| You're a couple years behind. They no longer have anything close to a monopoly. AMD. |
| Was probably a dog telling you that |
| Memory and INTC holding the line |
| So you would give 2B to a 20 years old? |
| Ahh yes so easy when every day there’s 15 stocks up 10% and 30 stocks down 5% |
| Hitting my meta and msft call buy buttons like a maniac |
| I zoomed out and I realize there was an undefined error% increase on June 12! This stock is a must buy! |
| Long hold, you’ll be fine. |
| ya |
| And you thought getting a multi bagger is easy? Not going to be a straight line up |
| https://preview.redd.it/81jp6iz4av8h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fa2300a8d422aee88053c1a5623cede47c9d09a |
| Messi thinking about his MSFT and GOOGL bags |
| Position or sybau |
| He'll probably take this as a compliment and a sign to take out another loan |
| I've got my dick in one hand and this put order in the other for the last 2 hours. |
| More drops will be happening |
| Redefining inflation to 0 is bringing inflation down by any means necessary\n\nRetard |
| This one is even worse/better than the electric plug cutting his dick one. |
| Perhaps MSFT could attack a small country and then announce progress on a ceasefire |
| CRM giga lows. I'm down 10% on this crap in 3 days. wtf I've been robbed |
| Black swan event = MU earnings |
| Felt |
| Bought a call \nHit a wall \nMy portfolio bleeds red today\n\nWithout the red, \nthe road ahead, \nisn't one for yall\n\nBuy the dip, \nsell the rip, \nmake money all at once\n\nBut if youre dumb, \nyoull sell it all \nand you wont buy calls. |
| https://preview.redd.it/1bztans3av8h1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=283835270bfd0afce9f4a30b1f5d27d453dfa5d3\n\n |
| What about dram and soxl at the top? Still retarded? |
| youre retarded if bought Microsoft |
| You can grab MSFT for $365 soon (also, fuck subscriptions) |
| This omen should account for a crash of at least 10 times the magnitude of the pigeon shit sell off. |
| Positions or Ban |
| Any chance we get good news |
| Google going bankrupt was not on my bingo card |
| it puts the fries in the bag (being careful not to spill any - this isn't a fckn 5 guys) |
| > You can be a good space company and have no real plan for profitability.\n\nThat's why I exited from my RKLB and ASTS. Early investors will make good money on it; late comers will be slaughtered when the markets move on from space stocks. |
| Theta stealing my hopes and dreams |
| There goes half my port lol |
| We should probably just get it over with and delist everything that isnt MU or SNDK. Why wait at this point? |
| This whole fuckn timeline is insufferable all due to one orange retard |
| Nice. I am in for the long haul if gets near $100 |
| Dedicating my next bagholding buy to Greenspan |
| No |
| mmmm MSFT and GOOG going back to 200 and 300 respectively? |
| Microsoft teaches us, what goes down, can go down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more\ndown more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more\ndown more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more\ndown more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more\ndown more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more down more, and more and more and more\n\n🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸 |
| Today’s action is gay asf |
| green by close |
| At least I was smart enough to get some puts on it for August |
| brb testing investment thesis. |
| Honestly surprised amd isnt dipping much so hard to get another entry with all these algo trading |
| These French girls are freely showing their tiddies at the beach. Definitely not haram and super 👍🏻 |
| I don't even begin to understand the level of regard someone needs to be to do something like that. |
| I’m such an idiot… had I invested $1000 into AMZN in December 2024, I’d have $1000 today, I’m so dumb guys |
| I'm not a fan either, but I thought because of the limited amount of shares on the open market, and Musk being known for trying to shortsqueeze, they'd try to shortsqueeze |
| Why do you assume all Private Credit has bullet repayment? Most of them have amortising structures. |
| I didn’t buy CAT at 279 because someone said it wouldn’t do good with the tariffs. Are there still tariffs? 😂 |
| With MU earnings on wednesday, is it safe to buy memory stocks? asking for a friend\n\nThis thing could tank the whole market. |
| I’m sorry you’re trying to give advice but you’re literally giving advice to people who proudly claim themselves as “regards”. You’re yelling into a void. |
| That was the opposite to scored. |
| Made $700 on SPY puts. Bought CCL stocks and calls |
| even Messi is done lmao |
| HOOD IS THE NEXT GLORY STOCK |
| Iran war crash bottom was $356 |
| Bitcoin with earning reports |
| wtf Amazon and google |
| Re the maturity cliff: a lot of people said the same thing on commercial real estate, did not come to fruition, or at least there wasn’t contagion from all that commercial property that is now worth less and have to be re-underwritten at less attractive financials. Mostly because of all the accrued equity and cash taken out in the last 15 years.\n\nThese private credit markets may be a a bubble, and all that analysis may be correct, it’s not gonna fuck the rest of us in the same way that the gfc did because the banks already found bag holders for all those shitty loans.\n\n |
| How anyone loses in this market is beyond me. |
| Extra Crispy Fries please! |
| But since we already have a deal there's no more he can do to pump thr market |
| Ain’t you fking right lol. |
| o7 |
| It’s on the website |
| Stairs up, elevator crashing to the bottom floor. |
| https://preview.redd.it/fljzoz7t9v8h1.jpeg?width=1952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da019591d464a710b8162907f75b564e5f49ed89\n\n \nFeeling great. Best investment ever, 💎 🙌 |
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| Who cares? The lender will take the asset and keep or sell it. |
| Say a prayer for the Roth IRA guys 😱 |
| I'm not an expert, there's only one way to find out 🤷♂️ |
| How to spot a regard |
| Just wait until we are mining asstroids. |
| https://preview.redd.it/z7famomu9v8h1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=25102b97f50a56af7ffd7cc617ef5af0374002ba\n\n |
| Thats why they are putting that shit in 401ks and pensions so when defaults hit the bailout follows. Dont sell your longs but get ready with the poots when the fire gets lit. Worst case we get a covid V recovery. Best case stocks stay irrational and we pump like nothing happened |
| It’s not just a \_\_\_, it’s \_\_\_\_. Ok clanker, just put the fries in the bag. |
| The difference between a Google with the world's leading AI models and a Google with the world's distant third best model is night and day. The market is pricing those probabilities. In reality it is probably a significant overcorrection. |
| I is. Should I panic sell now and buy back in at 500 the WSB way? |
| Not even remotely |
| No one can explain that RBLX pump Thursday hence just instantly bags everyone from that day |
| I have a bunch of Sept calls and can't decide if it's smart to keep them lol, I'd be sad if I missed the dip next day but I'd also be sad to miss a rocket the next day. |
| U forgot that mag 7 is making record profits with AI but spending it all on memory |
| People are gonna look back on MSFT and NFlX and punch the air saying they should've bought the dip |
| You sure the crisis isn’t in your pants? |
| The deeped it goes the harder i get |
| You were wrong |
| Wow Messi scored first goal |
| Last I checked private credit exposure is nowhere near MBS exposure for these guys |
| I bought the NFLX dip earlier…. and it keeps on dipping |
| I am |
| I actually think a fair amount of this is hand written due to the fact it's so retarded and wrong. So props to that from someone that works in the space |
| At least the Yen is up .! lol |
| Good, maybe I can get into the hobby again once the hype dies. |
| zoom out |
| It's Spain opening their doors to Spanish-speaking immigrants. The rest of Europe is closing theirs. |
| Hahahahahahahahahahauahahahhahahaha |
| Messi missed bearish 🐻 |
| Thus gone is your opportunity to ever buy SPCX above its IPO price |
| MSFT is now down -2.83% of the day. I hope none of y'all are invested in this company |
| Put it in AI as you Said: statements mix **real trends**, **reasonable concerns**, and **a fair amount of exaggeration or unsupported claims**. The overall thesis—*private credit has grown rapidly, carries refinancing and valuation risks, and could experience stress if defaults rise*—is broadly correct. The stronger claims that imply an imminent 2008-style collapse are much less certain. |
| Can you really bet against Elon stocks? Look at the history of Tesla as an example. You know it’s going to rocket up over time. Pun intended. |
| I ain’t reading all of that, but congrats, I’m happy for you. Or I’m sorry all of that happened to you. |
| I bought a couple shares for shits and giggles. |
| It’s all options Jan 2027 calls, September 18 calls, and aug 21st calls. Most of it is in Jan 2027 calls |
| Watching spacex crater is almost even better than my own stocks doing well today |
| just wait out a few quarters |
| it's crazy how much messi dick fifa likes to suck |
| Classic drop it like it’s hot spy |
| We are going to Zero with MSFT |
| I made 2k on the first 2 days, so I’m happy. Holding a fresh ipo is always risky |
| Periods are only once a month, what are u doing?? |
| 2-0 was looking pretty good until Messi fucked me over just now |
| they don't call me the bag lady of bets for nothing so fuck off junior. |
| I’m a little sad. Planned shorting it, expecting the hype to hold for a few more weeks, so I waited. But well, nothing lost… |
| If you didnt load up on Google, Amazon, Microsoft, and Netflix today, congratulations - youre retarded |
| messi LMAo! |
| JFC |
| Dumbest market in existence and im here for it |
| MESSI LMFAO |
| i concur |
| Now almost 69K |
| Is it worth more than Canada still? /s |
| Half hands, half knees. |
| Dram still pumping |
| If it's shares you should hold. How soon do you need this money? |
| But then when I eat it what will I spin? |
| I was banging my head on a wall for taking profit on wdc last friday when premarket opened. Now i feel like a genius |
| How deep in those bags are you? $465? |
| Told ya… Tegoprubart is good. If the Eledon diabetes thing works it’s gonna be big time. Buy ELDN, sell PODD. |
| Need a third Karp appearance in two weeks on CNBC just for some exit liquidity |
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| Yeah, this is why I know you don't really know what you're doing. Gold is not ideal in a high inflation environment, and with cash you're missing time in the market. Which can be significant even in the face of a big drop.\n\nDon't time the market, react to the market.\n\nMeanwhile, here's what Gemini Pro says about this:\n\nSummary Verdict\n\nThe financial engineering (PIKs, DDTLs) to hide deteriorating fundamentals is real, and the "Maturity Wall" will undeniably cause pain, fund gates will slam shut, and some retail investors in BDCs will get burned.\n\nHowever, calling it a "2008 and dot-com combined bomb" misses the fact that the leverage is vastly lower and the risk is held by institutions designed to absorb illiquidity. Instead of a catastrophic sudden explosion, the private credit crisis is more likely to be a **slow-bleeding, multi-year drag on corporate growth** where underperforming companies are quietly restructured behind closed doors. |
| What's the bottom for msft? \n\nI could short it and make it go up |
| I closed some $435 puts around then lol. I shoulda known it was a false shrekening\nBut at least I don't own Microsoft 🤣 |
| Has trading just become AI making micro profit trades back and forth and insiders controlling the market? |
| !banbet AMD $600 1d |
| 730\* |
| Such a pump and dump stock |
| I bought the google dip and then the dipdip and then i bought the dipdipdip and made money. How do people lose money trading at some point stock goes back up (i am down 250k over all) |
| Market is overreacting. Google will be fine |
| Gonna put my "fell for it again" badge and smile proudly |
| I LIED I LIED |
| Just not mu I guess |
| 350 by tomorrow at this point |
| bro just sell it all and buy fartcoin u emotional trader |
| WSB the land of bag holders. |
| relax. it won't go below 744 |
| It's so obvious when you can straight up ignore a post |
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| Give me a reason why not to full port GOOG |
| But but but crude is down |
| lol yes to what? |
| I bought some puts what you are talking about |
| Same but the good way |
| I am bleeding frally bad everyday lol |
| Bought 20 shares at $135 IPO and unloaded all 20 at $215. I’ll chalk it up as a win. |
| Honestly! Where's my 5% gone |
| Good luck mate, i would hold because i would be pissed if it goes back up but I am also not the one down 120k lol |
| SPCX bagholders lmao |
| Messi is finish |
| That wasn't a penalty Bruv. |
| just drove by a local wendy's many MSFT investors offering services in the parking lot |
| You did? |
| I’ll never sell, this is a gold mine |
| Moved to cash along with buffet in 2023 did we? |
| Microshaft lol |
| Any other NOW bagholders ? $120 here |
| they deserve it all. |
| It’s not just, it’s…\n\nI’m tired of the ML boss, I’m being trained in real time on what to immediately stop reading. |
| Which AI companies go bankrupt for big spending? \nWhich Trillion dollar companies need bailouts, impact to economy? Still lot of unknowns for $QQQ $SPY $SMH $GOOG $MSFT $META $MU $AVGO etc\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/708jo4fd9v8h1.png?width=654&format=png&auto=webp&s=29ae91c41068b48f2212df966cdfad5fad3de251\n\n \nAlways 1987, 2000, 2008, analyst says this time is different. \nHuman greed is always same . |
| completely no willpower at all |
| It’s already down so much? Is it really going to go down anymore tho? |
| Wtf is spy doin bro. |
| Depends how you played the game..I traded the ipo so I sold half my shares at 220 and ended up with free spcx shares at 135 on the second half. Im going to hold remainder of shares for the rest of my life and dca into this one.\n\nAnd by future I didn't mean 6 days lol. I meant 10-20 years. Of course I will be looking at the anthropic and open ai IPOs as well. But I am more interested in anthropic. |
| at the end of time, when the universe is collapsing into a super-giga-mega blackhole you will be able hear me laughing at michael saylor declaring bankruptcy. |
| Even now? |
| Lmao msft chart looks worse than when war broke out |
| #SMCI GANG WHAT COLOR LAMBOS WE GETTIN |
| just say u missed the boat on GLW without actually telling us |
| SOXS full port yolo |
| let me just ask 🅱️ill and i'll let you know |
| MSFT sub is hilarious |
| messi getting another hat trick by halftime |
| Where’s the fb “I’m not giving financial advice” guy? …don’t arrest me. |
| WDC lmao |
| Better start with one bro 😃 |
| Any thoughts on dividend 15 split |
| https://preview.redd.it/47lof1he9v8h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c6d071e3d68048281fcea210f980a736238a143 |
| I been sucked dry |
| Feels like its been undervalued for like 4 months man |
| Nah that's a solid play |
| Oh no my 1 share of spacex |
| We are at least getting some good loss porn these days. Something to distract as from a Wendy's shift. |
| Why hasn't anyone pulled a Panama Canal and dug out a shorter path? |
| SpaceX has already created so many bag holders… |
| Imo MSFT is big enough where it will bounce back. Depends how long you are willing to wait- do you need that position in cash soon or can you wait it out |
| Put the fries in the bag |
| Wrong time and not getting out |
| I’m stupid and I fucked up, I just need some help |
| Who do you trust? |
| it's really been this shitty ever since PDT rule is removed, eh. |
| vic vinegar 4lyfe\n\nor country mac |
| I don’t think they’ll ever be “worth their valuation” necessarily. It’s always going to trade well above its true value. But I don’t disagree, it’s definitely a gamble. |
| get a hobby then, this isnt healthy. Or run around on reddit crying because a stranger called u naive. xd |
| We got another 12 months of Extend & Pretend at least\n\nVerdict: priced in |
| Think Thursday was a bit too green |
| I’m so broke i gotta do spreads now |
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| pakistan, iran, and the mango admin... the most reliable sources on the planet |
| Donald Pump can save it with 1 tweet, but he won't pussy |
| I’ve been thinking once this comes to fruition/ semiconductors are no longer in short supply things will dramatically flip |
| Just hold and wait, this sector goes up and down dramatically every few months, SPCX IPO or no. |
| Going to 350 again? |
| I sold when I was up 46%. |
| He shorted it. |
| Atleast dram never fails me |
| 740 pls |
| https://preview.redd.it/6yc9b6sa9v8h1.png?width=918&format=png&auto=webp&s=237292f7cd1b87ef8da11c1d48390188f95a9fb4\n\nI had no idea... \n |
| Doubled down on my goog 375c 01/27, could be a mistake but oh well |
| sentiment is king in this retarded leverage only market |
| Btw check your source before you post trash. Anyway pointless. This is a money sub not religion. |
| Just give us 740’already |
| buy the palantir dip!! undervalued 🚀🚀 |
| Same shit happened in January with $490. MSFT is just a bag factory at this point |
| Thy name is chop, destroyer of ports |
| https://preview.redd.it/l381xme99v8h1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=d90353b0a69ddb31b97c5c0553f38b4ea2fad724\n\nif the default rate goes up to 8% this happens: \n |
| 10 mins for nvdia to drop $5 and now 4 hours for it to range .50 fuck this clown market |
| And I guess you also have an ability to earn multiples of average salaries, whereas most people in Britain make peanuts and subsidise pensioners, the unemployed and illegal immigrants 🙂 |
| cooked |
| Next move? |
| GG |
| Nobody with 3% debt will be able to refinance at 6%. Dooooom! |
| if it was money you couldn't afford to lose, why'd you take it to the casino? |
| If this isn’t fake, OP is one of the dumbest people to exist. Impressive |
| More like AI can find bugs in a bunch of old production code. And if it is bad in companies where they hire the "best" software "engineers". I can promise you it is going to be 10x worse in the industries where they are happy to take the discount "engineer".\n\nI've worked with enough software devs that have top secret clearance to work on government software. And they definitely didn't get there on merit. I can tell you that much. Not hiring the best of the best there, that is for sure.\n\nNot because the best aren't in America or other countries have better or any BS reason like that. But simply because of what it takes to get that clearance.\n\nIf you don't get it your employer wants to know why (huge risk). It is insanely invasive. I could go on, but the point stands.\n\nIt is a huge risk for the US government, more so even than the software companies |
| Down 80% on spy calls lmao |
| I just zoom out till I find a graph I like and I hold |
| They’ve taken me out back and shot me in the head today with this price action |
| Christ, sorry my dude. I believe in spaceX too, but it sure does suck that it’s done nothing but dump after the first two days. |
| Just like how bill likes them… |
| Welp! My last prediction aged like milk. |
| Its not money unless you sell for money. |
| To the back of the Wendy's dumpster! Now! |
| Did you lose your short position on SPCX? |
| MSFT 3%\n\n\nGOOGL 6%\n\n\nAMZN 4%\n\n\nhyperscalers dying |
| you think this shit is easy 🅱️🅾️y? |
| i agree this is a solid bottom for today |
| As soon as I pull the trigger, the paradigm will change 😔 |
| For a moment I thought that was on Strava |
| I am not particularly smart when it comes to anything finance related stuff... but getting a loan at 12% to put in index fund where return is about 10% a year or gambe it on options where realistically you have the same chance of winning like putting it on color on roulette is... such a bad decision. |
| No I'm mostly seeing how far you'll take this. It's kinda amusing |
| Your sister |
| U should see r/nvda |
| This is the bottom for MSFT! |
| Your mom? |
| You bought jean shorts, I bought jeans and cut them off |
| Same play with anthropic and openai later this year? |
| Anyone who bought that thing deserves exactly what they got |
| But like the company can survive even if they leave a 6% drop is dumb |
| this post is either milk or wine |
| Gonna pick up mstr soon at deep discount 😋 |
| Hi |
| Generational bagholders were created with the MSFT Bulltrap at 460$... holy shit, if this dips below 350 we are fucked. |
| 100% true, but now you have to tell \nUs: WHEN \nGet that right and….. |
| In other news, PC gamers have been stocking up on IDE Hard drives and Geforce 210s as they anxiously wait for half life 3 |
| Is the memory crisis over? ... |
| NFLX 52wk low? lmao it’s a streaming service like the other 100. I only have it for the women that come over |
| Lmfao ur really mad huh |
| i see we have an elon musk stan here |
| sell ccs |
| Indeed |
| Wait for longterm. Your stocks will rise in the upcoming years but for now bite the bullet |
| A weekly chart. |
| Listen up, Dr. Burry, when you called the weaknesses in mortgage backed securities, you did genuinely good work. \n\n\nWhen you then invested against them, you were acting in the worst possible interest. You were betting that the US - the world - would collapse. You even said the world would collapse on a near-term timeline. \n\n\nAnd it didn't. At least not at first. And your boss told you so. \n\n\n\n"I wasn't wrong; I was just early" \n\nIs the same thing as\n\n"I timed this wrong and it could ruin me" \n\n\n\nThe real lesson from 2008 was that you shouldn't be an early adopter of economic doomerism. \n\n\nYou've predicted 19 of the last two recessions. Go have a cookie and some milk. Realize that what you're seeing is valid and completely useless to act on until other people start noticing it too. |
| MSFT PE in the teens. That's new. |
| Hold on Jensen still didn't finish circle jerking intel yet. They are primed to built the next 1 nm chipset for NVDA. Spoke with Vance earlier today. He said Trump confirms. |
| Oh I'm stealing this |
| elevator down |
| Yes finally someone mentions the name! |
| 🥭 you mfker say something lmao |
| Hey guys I need some serious feedback, I fucked up big time I’m down $120k on Microsoft, this is money I can’t afford to lose, should I sell everything now and get out or wait for earnings run up and sell a week before earnings? Is sentiment going to improve or not? |
| Ok, but what happened to cause the pullback. We were pumping today and oil is low... |
| So how’s the future going? Looks like I didn’t miss the boat after all, huh? |
| That’s a fucking penalty bro |
| So this is the 6769th impending global financial failure since 2000? I guess someone will be right some day. |
| Tell me why SMCI is still solid? Genuinely wondering. I made money and got out well before the huge crash. This company has been through the fucking ringer. Still a buy outside of trading options on it? |
| Same, got out of calls for 10%….would of been royalty fucked if I held |
| Holding for the next 10 years, so I’m feeling grrrrrreat |
| Market is gonna chop this week but my only question is holding DRAM calls past MU earnings or not |
| Big techs dumping their cash on semis so you buy semis and sell big techs\n\nLiterally free money |
| That's actually a smart play |
| Jesus the glasses gave dude UFC ear |
| Netflix is trading at low 72. 2027 EPS estimate is $3.83 per share. 2027 PE is 18.8x. Freaking wild |
| The real insider trade is being the web admin at reuters |
| Explanation: Elon hate |
| High profile AI people left. Buying opportunity. |
| Did you make it out? SPCX is at $165. |
| And now windows itself with that windows-on-arm crap |
| Energy / Nuclear stocks green since last week |
| The space sector is insanely inflated. Why should companies hoping to operate a shittier high latency internet service to rural people and 3rd world countries using extremely expensive satalites that can't be maintained whatsoever be considered a real investment? |
| Yes yes more Doom posts please, its a sign we are about to launch... TO DA MOON 🚀 |
| LOL |
| There’s a whole other world out there Jesus Christ |
| SPCX BUM BAG. HOLDERS |
| I always gets confused is big short documentary or a movie |
| Hopefully this means the top is in. I just sold all my semis. |
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| But even with the market speculation of this company brings more value then it's equity I think it is worth 90 because the space it's it for example no other company really does what it can do. Not necessarily saying that's a good thing or necessary but for example it can eventually compete with nasa for gov contracts for space missions or gps systems or even do wifi capabilities in India for way cheaper the the current telecommunications services |
| Fk it I bought some Spcx, if Leon is going to manipulate the market I may as well be in on it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8strqqmw8v8h1.png?width=907&format=png&auto=webp&s=49f32832cb12ce1da5cdff307128179e9653cb81 |
| I need to sit down and rethink my life while playing with two fidget spinners. |
| So glad I took the nflx loss a couple weeks ago holy fuk 😭😭😭 |
| Bag7 |
| Markets been red for a few weeks.. a handful of stocks are keeping the economy even. |
| Nothing ever happens |
| Best to sell before more supply comes in, else it's gonna be a very painful bag. \n\nEnter again when everyone is losing huge sum of money. |
| How do I keep losing everytime |
| Why do you think the insiders will sell? \n\nImagine, if you were to work at a company which you think is "making a difference" "for humanity", would you sell it it or hold? especially when you know there are bag holders propping up the stock and will keep propping up for years? |
| He saw this from the future |
| money isn't real |
| \*worked a shaft |
| FYI, option sellers aren't going to lose money, so they sell puts at a premium. The only way to make money as a buyer is if the price craters even more than what the premium is (e.g. that's why robinhood has a breakeven price for you to look at). I wanted to buy puts but premium was so expensive that it wasn't worth the risk. |
| traitor |
| lol thanks |
| Trump's weak truth did not help my position in the stock market!! |
| I don’t understand. Was that a bull trap 2 weeks or something ago when software was pumping? |
| Bought some PLTR here |
| I am losing money expeditiously |
| Lunch time is almost over, back to the grind |
| GLW 10 bagger? Nope, CLFD is the 10 bagger. Math makes more sense for CLFD given size. |
| Its going to be a long week for some... |
| Why is software gay |
| Goodness gracious me\n |
| Same |
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| Saylor lost sight of the plot. The original goal was to pump it up and then slowly get out.\n\nHis recent sell and ego got the best of him. He is now stuck. He tried to test the waters with a small sell to see how the market would react. Of course it overreacted, but that was enough to convince his backers to send angey letters to him so he buckled. He forgot that any action from a huge whale such as him, it will cause oversized reactions in the market.\n\nNow, even a lot of btc miners are pivoting their infrastructure to AI. You might think that this would be bullish for btc, seeing as how new supply is now cutoff. But this is actually bearish, because they provided liquidity in the markets too. Now, they want to dump btc to full pivot AI, so Saylor is fucked. |
| Easiest 30k ever on HIVE |
| Clearly there should be earnings reports every month so books can be cooked and the market can print every week. |
| made like 5grand with it and then never came back |
| Should have put it in airline stocks over a week ag96 |
| Removing PDT really fucked this market |
| It might sound crazy but I would never buy his shares just because of this graphic. In the past when I have seen carelessness like this in presentations, the company has always turned out to be a fraud. |
| Predictable)) \nGuys just need money |
| Hey $20 is $20. |
| So calls then. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ow5vzvtn8v8h1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4bb34c86e0012d99ded29915b262783e9b8bd06\n\n |
| it makes sense to hold SPCX bags, because gravity is lower on Mars, so the bags are not so heavy |
| OP isn’t lying, I saw the same YouTube video essay he did. Sadly it’s all true. This isn’t sarcasm either |
| Well that really is priceless, the lack of self awareness right here from the guy who clearly cares about what I'm saying about him. \nJust can't resist replying can you |
| I know it wants to dump, but I also know it won’t |
| They held it up Thursday. |
| People have been posting this shit since 2015.\n\nStocks only go up. |
| Public Service Announcement: don’t have any scalp positions open while you take 15 minute break to goon to r/throatpussy 😒 |
| if you missed the move you missed the move |
| penny stock by EOY. going down like enron |
| while having 1 P/E and forward P/E at 0.5 because saaspocalypse and bag7 selloff |
| So what you’re telling me is zero percent interest rates from 2029 onwards? |
| I can't wait for a chance to buy this under $100, or better yet, preferably closer to a market cap of its real value -- around $500B. |
| Boomers: "execute order 67" |
| Only way to make everyone lose |
| Here are a few pieces of advice for both existing and new investors:\n\nCOPIUM ADVICE |
| Do not pop over to /r/MSFT , there is a meltdown going down. |
| I feel like I missed something, what was this sell off about? |
| They just never let anything fking print. Did you bulls enjoy your lomg weekend to watch it chop .10c at a time lmaooooooooo |
| amzn back to its happy place of 220 |
| !remindme 2 years |
| MSFT is basically bitcoin at 0.5x leverage. |
| If I sell right now I can still make $17. |
| Because boomers have more faith in the market than tech bros |
| Seriously. How could anyone not see this coming? |
| Investors really want Bag7 to pop the AI bubble by curbing runaway spend |
| netflix sit down please |
| Today could have been a MySpace post |
| Microsoft will use low cost DeepSeek from Chyna!! 😂🫵🤡 \n\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6jnv2knl8v8h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=186567196a332c36659d7d731875a6765c9ce48f |
| absolute joke of a day for SPY, stuck at 745 for literally 3 hours |
| I mean it does always save my port |
| Wtf is going on at NFLX |
| Yes, just like bears have been right every month for the last 36 months since the AI bubble began! |
| F\*\*ck this!! YOLO on Argentina winning |
| Agreed, it’s pretty beaten down, but I can’t imagine it going too much lower. Who knows, though. I just keep buying it, and hoping for the best. |
| uhhh...different stocks? |
| NVDA's price action will likely be sideways for months. |
| Elon probably wouldn't sell anyway. Its not like he needs the cash. Its all the engineers who will dump. Everyone knows working conditions at SpaceX sucks. They can cash out as multimillionaires now and go do nothing at Boeing. |
| hey there, spacex has some runway with starlink until blueorigin catches up\n\ngive them their credit\n\n😂 |
| I have my sell limit at 460. Best belief that price will never come as long as I hold. If it does. I will be out and MSFT will go to be next 10 Trillion company. |
| SMCX been a good trade for me today |
| Your first mistake was caring what strangers on the internet think |
| Why? |
| Let’s see it then |
| Tl/dr, including the tldr; |
| Graph is beautiful just like my Oracle bags |
| Except INTC baby |
| Any chance we moon |
| Hey 🥭 who’s everyone? |
| Full port INTC 150c weeklies |
| I think it's possible but not probably. Likely a 2x in 10 years which won't outpace the market at large |
| Usually a pump is after a dump so yes |
| Yet |
| yes |
| I thought you were locked in for 69 days or whatever |
| Why is S&P and Nasdaq falling and DOW chugging along? |
| I thought no one was allowed to sell their ipo stock for a while. |
| All charts are identical |
| Q’s are literally 2% off ATH but if you didn’t check and were just here you would think we were close to a circuit breaker |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| OP definitely watched the big short. And is definitely over sensationalizing this. But he’s not wrong, a lot of facts here. A bit of detail removed. \n\nYour problem Dr. Burry is that you are early. If this causes a bear market that’s 2028-2030 timeframe. Michael Burry was years early. |
| Great, now you can lose money in both directions |
| No chance with rates not going down |
| Has another 20% to drop for that |
| It can never succeed, unnatural things must be dealt with in a certain manor.\n\n\*gets up from chair and walks outside, drops trawl and takes a nice steamer in the front yard, while saying good morning to the neighbors.... |
| I’m very familiar with his work. He was a star pupil of Succondes. |
| Stocks or options? |