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Don’t worry look at the chart it will hit that ATH again in 2060.
I hope you failed that paper with that little conviction
Remember October what they did to metals? There is going to be another leg down, then we resume in a couple of weeks or months. They simply cannot allow silver to rise that fast. Hold on and stop panicking. If it rockets you win, if it takes a while you just win in a couple months. Netflix and chill until then. Oh, and don't forget to buy the dips.
idiot, no one's buying mi300x. \n\neven the mi325 barely sold.\n\nwhy are you trying to compare mi300x prices to current buildouts? you might be the dumbest person on wsb.
Maaaaan don't mention it. Not every degenerate who posts on here will admit it but they have probably been where you are at as well after a few bad trades. Don't let it be the end. There's always hope and a way to come back from the brink. Also too many men end up going out because they didn't reach out. You reached out. You're already on the right path. Don't give up.
Foreign shit
11 hrs ago:\n\nINTEL - SELLS 214.8 MLN SHARES TO NVIDIA FOR $5.0 BLN - SEC FILING
Pls not now. After 2026. I missed this year's rally 🥀
Early 30s dentist took over the practice ive gone too my entire adult life. I asked him straight up whats that education cost. Told me $800k wouldnt be unheard of.
Silver has more downside ahead, pull-back is far from done.\n\nShorted some SLV again at 66.3 and 66.4; 🐻🐻
Better thank Robinhood for that free btc
Anyone ever tried it? I didn't want to spend that much on chocolate
Yes, almost forgot that. I was thinking, 'does that 'M' mean million or something?'.
Be honest, who became a long term precious metals investor today?
SMST. MSTR Stans delusional
How was your year?
MI300X pricing ranges $10-15k depending on volume. Fine, let's use your $10k number since you want to be precise:\n\n8x MI300X @ $10k = $80k | 8x H200 @ $44k = $352k\n\nYou just made my argument stronger. Now it's a $270k difference per rack instead of $200k. Thanks.\n\nOn "AMD makes awful deals": AMD won El Capitan and Frontier ($1.2B) in competitive bids against NVIDIA. They're taking market share from zero to 327,000 MI300X units shipped in 2024 across Meta, Microsoft, Oracle. That's not "awful deals" - that's the EPYC playbook. Undercut on price, gain share, scale volume, expand margins over time.\n\nIntel made "amazing margins" too... until AMD took 28% server share and Intel's stock went nowhere for 5 years. That's the pattern you're missing.\n\nAnd I never said "focus on CPU crumbs." I said AMD offers complete CPU+GPU solutions that NVIDIA can't match without partnering. That integrated offering + cost advantage is the competitive edge.\n\nYou've spent this whole thread moving goalposts. I'm done here.
I do not think that is how B-school is supposed to work.
The new Witcher trilogy on Unreal 5 combined with Cyberpunk sequel has me optimistic of the company’s growth and success for sure
I’ve always wondered why people like Olive Garden, I mean they grate real cheese in front of your plate to make you forget they microwaved this ready made pasta
a sea of red and rule two hasn't been triggered. I guess I'm paying off some margin next payday unless we drop 2%
Thesis?
Were assholes but at the end of the day we all want people here to make money or at least have fun. No one should lose a life because of money. I think we all know that here
I am 38 yrs old, and have it set up so my brother inherits it. Its available on fidelity.
Damn 😂 /s
We got a bot here mods
Yes haha
Dentists are the biggest scammers ever. Why is 30 mins-1 hour of cleaning like over $500+ before insurance. MFS scamming insurance companies so hard
Rotel 🤤
Good idea. Wouldn't want them to miss out on an extra side of guac
I love when my place is clean but it’s rare
It is. Just a joke
Do yourself a favor, get a real broker and this won't happen
Am I the only one that wants achr above $8🤷🏾‍♂️
I bet on asts puts this morning, still have them. ~$500 at 61 for .22 cents. Prolly should have sold at .10 cents before close but I'm not that bright.
Make more money on Odte AVGO!
The receipt says “MN” so I assumed it refers to mini
Were getting closer to doing just that!
Should be in the comment above you?
$CLS:NYSE
people have killed themselves for far less
Idk its getting risky now
If you are not shire what the market is doing why not only trade during high volume events or announcements. That’s a huge loss to see it over and over again
This is not true. Robinhood for example closes them out early automatically but that is not because they expire earlier than market close
Just get out of crypto and move on dawg. October 10th crypto crisis event marked then end for that asset class
$FOMO\n$GTFO\n$MEME\n$MILF\nAll these are underrated and I’m buying it all day everyday
No way man you still got that RH unwrapped gift!
You aren't alone there are literally millions of people out there in the same situation as you are. And billions doing worse.
More puts on Tesler
Never close the market ever.  I want to be in a constant state of fear and euphoria and always be exhausted
If China invaded Taiwan every semi is fucked. Keep that in mind.
Fear and Greed at neutral
how long you been waiting to slam that one! haha im grateful for the laugh
Unlikable dolt.
Please let 2026 be the year the Dubai chocolate bubble bursts. I'm so sick and tired of seeing this overpriced and overproduced garbage everywhere.
If you die tomorrow, can your family even log into your trading account?\n\nMake sure someone has access so they can take out whatever is left if you suddenly pass..
What’s your play?
wmt
My 25 percent stop loss is based on option premium paid. When lol buying stocks or using the chart your stop loss must be below the previous support level preferably a moving average like 20/50/200 or the VWAP or 8/21EMA.\n\nOptions are riskier. Keep in mind and stock in bull uptrend can pull back 38.2 percent of the last move up and still be bullish. Good luck. Also not all options trade the same. If I am trading a stock option on NVDA I will observe how it moves with price fluctuations to learn its personality.
Wish I shortedddd derrrrrrrrrrr
Off yourself for 30k ? This is all the money I’ve added in the last 6 years. Depending on how much income you make this really isn’t that much money
Tried to warn you SHEEP all week
thanks dude, you ar4e right, i still have my health!! i need to be grateful
I think we should all skip paying taxes for a year.\n\nWhat are they going to do?\n\nSend 80k IRS agents after 200M people?
I somehow lost money on puts
I bought 300 shares at $88 and wish I tripled that.
yeah, i gotta keep going no matter what, every day is shit, but maybe next week the sun will come out
The buffet indicator says that the market is more overvalued than a great depression
Analysts thought people wanted to lose twice
ARWR
TSLA can sell $400b cars to xAI and then have TSLA pay xAI $400b for compute rentals
Can the market crash already? Please
thanks brother
It’s almost January and Wendy’s are accepting applicants. Come on in and join the team
Do say more
Sir, I use Magnums😏
Don’t spend a year saving to try again in 2027. Start small with just one contract at a time or just go back to paper trading until you figure out whats missing. But don’t save a lot of money to try again. If you can’t make money with little money you can’t make money with big money either. It’s actually harder the more money you trade with
And when you get called out by your ONS,\n\n"Whoops! I always get those two confused!"
Exactly my feeling.\n\nBtw, I love you degens lol
Don't be a pussy. Had your father done that, you wouldn't be here right now.
Exactly😂 ill learn options when i have at least 100k
You seen these new pussy scent pill advertisements? Heres a bold idea, wash it.
honestly i just had a bunch of people talk me off a fucking ledge, i couldn't stop crying, now i already feel some hope. i love the random people on here for that. honestly means alot to me
I mostly maintained around 60K after the second half of the year. So if I had to guess, it'd be about 200%
Shots
ppl really thought last night there would be a rotation out of gold/silver into btc? lol
And the last two years have been -50% earnings growth sooo... Not exactly on the right trajectory
Fuckkk. Sorry man.
Cause you followed wsb
It’s only numbers on a screen, take it one day at a time my man, don’t castrophize your perspective
Reddit
u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR i would like to speak to your manager
As a paramedic I have about 1% blood in my nicotine / caffeine system. I'd quit, but I'd die.
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Too bad innocent kids in gaza cant as they dont have beds or home anymore even if they are lucky enough to be not crippled or killed by israel war machine. And I am sure you are okay with that too 👍
Been buying the dip all year- guess I know what I’m serving for NYE
Don’t sell unless you need the money. Do cc
imagine buying btc at 90k last night lol ...worse than silver. At least silver will recover.
Elon has to make tsla have 400B in earnings yearly by 2035 to earn that trillion dollars. 400B earnings in a year is insane lol. No other company has done that before
The market doesn't care about any of us, don't look for signs from your trades. Your life is worth way more. I say this having suffered loss recently too. You got this king take some time to nurse your wounds and sharpen your sword, the battlefield needs you
Imagine being poor because you bought too much silver.\n\n**Goddamn LMAO** 🤌
Taylor Swift only invests in ETFs
Where are my Bers at, I am completely over leveraged on 1 DTE SPX Puts.
Some guy yoloed on calls so it tanked
down 13k on spy
My biggest life regret ? \n\nI wrote a paper on MU back in 2018 for one of my finance classes recommending it as a strong buy when it was $37\n\nDespite that I haven't purchased a single fucking share of MU
#Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Sarikz9 made a bet that WU would go to 12.0 within **1 month** when it was 9.435 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
honestly, all these comments have cheered me up a bit, thanks regards!! 🙂 at least i can enjoy a joke
Hurry up while it's worth something
Jacked to the tits with silver puts.
Looking back on this year, boy do I have a plethora of regrets
😂
I'm with you. They are already profitable during years when they don't release any games, because of W3 and Cyberpunk sales (which is rare for game devs).
yeah i just left there, fuck, the people there were cool though, everyone here seems a bit shit
I heard it said that 10% is a good stop loss to have. From your experience did the stocks and or ETFs that dipped from between -10% thru -25% bounce back a majority of the time?
Shorting btc so easy. still making $ in afterhours . 87k break = fireworks begin.
> A rack of 8 MI300X GPUs is ~$112k, not $320k. You just made my point.\n\nomg, now you're inexplicably talking about the mi300x.\n\nWHY?\n\nWHAT YEAR IS IT?\n\n**AND YOU'RE STILL WRONG, THEY'RE LIKE 10K/EA! my god, man! you can't get ANYTHING right!**\n\n\n>You keep saying "focus on GPUs not CPUs" while missing that AMD sells both sides at better economics\n\nFOR THE CUSTOMERS - which is why amd makes amd money, instead of nvda money. ffs, i mentioned this like 10 times now - amd makes awful deals for amd and amazing deals for their customers. ffs, i mentioned that open ai is getting gpus for free on amd's dime like 10 times now. \n\namd will **never** make the kind of profits that nvda is.\n\nbut i guess you forgot that you just backpedaled to arguing amd should focus on cpu crumbs to pair with nvidia gpus (what)\n\n\nyou continue to strawman as if i said no one uses cpus. when, instead, i **explicitly** stated that gpus cost more, have higher margins, and outvolume cpus 4:1 in ai dc.
80% of the FIRE sub has to be lies
Is it inflation adjusted
thanks dude, i think ill take a week off minimum, the trade expires in a couple weeks so who knows, and if it doesnt turn around and i lose more, i might have found meaning in my life by then
Cant chat me and remy at Starbucks\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/swh380ghx7ag1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51b9d9c7486daf15a3d337ecb36bde14c8cebff3
Yes. must be done by 2035
Imagine what we coulda had without the 🥭
what the hell happened to opendoor
thanks for your thoughts man, i appreciate everyone who took a minute to write to me
Yeh I can't disagree with the power aspect but geez Israel isn't an ally of America not like Canada, Australia and the UK. Someone tell NVIDIA to set up shop in OZ because we are true friends 🤝 \n\nLetting ya boys down.\n\nAll honesty Israel might have the talent.
Tsla gap fill . Now next target is 500
Same, 100c 6/18
I wish I had more money…
haven’t seen this much fucking by theta gamma and delta since college
Qualcomm
Shortly after joining
its worth a try thanks, ill try it now, im not really religious, but at this point ill try anything
I used to sleep so much sounder when I never held any positions overnight.
400B in 1 year?
yeah, my parents are about to get back from a vacation, i cant bring myself to let them find a dead body when they get home
> The H100 being 3 years old and still used proves Burry's depreciation point, not refutes it. \n\nregard, burry claimed these die before 3 years.\n\n>ompanies are depreciating these over 5-6 years while economic value erodes faster.\n\nyeah, which makes zero sense.\n\nwhich is more likely: the biggest, most solid companies suddenly all collude to commit the dumbest fraud where they need to pay more in taxes up front so they can be punished in years 4 and 5, as if they're fly by night pump and dump schemes.... or burry's an idiot who went short, got burned, and started pumping out fud (now with a blog!)?\n\nyou really need to can it with spamming specs. it's not relevant. i pointed out the cowos/hbm bottleneck, the dilution/free gpus to oai, and the sweetheart deals/lack of earnings. you have yet to refute any of it. **you didn't even know nvidia had cpus.** you think supercomputer deals are worth a damn. you backpedaled from training to cpus to apus (not realizing the mi300a is all cpus).\n\nyou have no idea what you're talking about. you're rambling about cuda, as if it's relevant to anything i said. all you can do is sperg the same bs - you don't know what any of it means and you can't refute one single thing i said in any of these strings.
we do?!
It’s so good, DM me if you wanna get that sweet loot and play together bro
Kind of clever. People are getting conditioned to the long cycle of videogames and constant delays now. CDPR looks to be trying to do a trilogy in relative quick succession so if it hits on all 3 they could print money. Low risk medium reward is my thinking on this play.
“Look how much we made by diluting shareholders and these dumbasses still pumped it!” - Future Elon.
So what were you in? I dropped from the highs of the year but solely bc I’m heavy in Semis and other Tech but didn’t see such a massive drawdown. I used options buying to protect my holdings and selling CC and CSP to reduce the damage. When I say I’m heavy tech, nearly 35% is in NVDA solely and then PLTR, VRT, AMD(trimmed a lot), ARM (exited), GOOGL, AAPL, AMZN, PANW, MU, ANET, META etc. Most were in my portfolio since 2021 outside of VRT which I added in April during liberation day.
happens to the richest of us
thanks dude, i think i need a week off the trades, who knows maybe they turn around, who knows maybe my confidence and motivation will return
All major analysts are bullish for 2026. That is contra-indicative, so buying more PUT leaps. 🙂
What the fuck is an underrated stock
If everyone gives me $1 for a share of my new ai start up, hentAI LLC, then it will have a 10m market cap
Dang dude, you won for a few days there. Just didn't walk away from the table before the dealer got it back
I did not but that might play into my position. Maybe
this brought us back pre 2020, wow fantastic work OP
thanks man, im gonna go outside and get some sun, maybe that will help
RBRK Rubrik last line of cybersecurity against ransomware, ai and agents
thanks mate, im gonna keep pushing, today felt like the final straw, but its just money
I've found fentanyl works better, personally.
No missed my flight looking at big tiddy goth girls
What is the % gain?
yeah fuck it, i think im going to go camping in the bush here for a bit by the beach, at least i can perve on some hot surfer chicks until my confidence and motivation return, thanks for your words
Good
Gonna start checking coinstars for rejected silver coins as a full time job
i should have updated my previous comment to except for today which was a massive precious metals pullback across the board. however i am still confident the metals will recover in the next 1-2 weeks. had to leave my calls open today did not want to sell for a loss!!
MU
thanks dude, maybe thats what i need
No one is going to investigate this when u lose money. Mine just tipped me to go full port $ASTS and $RKLB short calls
This will pass. One day at a time.
The final boss in Musk's 2025 Comp Plan is achieving $400B yearly in Earnings by 2035.\n\nPerspective:\n\nThis figure surpasses other major companies like ExxonMobil ($102.59 billion in 2022) and NVIDIA ($34.48 billion in fiscal 2024). \n\nWill Elon be able to hit this mark by 2035 with TSLA by mainly using Robotaxi, Bots?
Nothing much, look up their yearly statements. GOG was not much revenue contributor anyway. It was barely profitable.
Wonder what SPY or VOO was on that day
its true, ive hit the real bottom here, time to start over
just be honest and push in on the top of the shaft to see how much you'd have if you weren't overweight lmfao get in some cardio and practice pushing through nutting so you can reduce your refractory period. That will make a bigger difference than anything.
I will say this..... for all the trash talk on here, when there is a post subjecting severe depression or talk about self-harm, this sub really rallies in support. I love that about this sub.
Covfefe
thanks man, thanks for your kind words
LMAO
So gold and silver trade like fucking crypto now🙄
fuck thanks man, this does give me some hope, im surprised so many people replied to me? im here thinking about hanging myself and all these random people reach out to help? it gives me hope
VT
Boring ass couple months.
A rack of 8 MI300X GPUs is \~$112k, not $320k. You just made my point.\n\n8x MI300X @ $14k each = $112k | 8x H200 @ $40k+ each = $320k+ \n\nYou're paying $200k+ more for less memory per card. That's the entire thesis. When hyperscalers are spending $30B on infrastructure, saving $200k per rack adds up fast.\n\nThe $1.2B in supercomputer contracts proves AMD can execute at exascale for AI. The business case is hyperscalers seeing that execution and adopting the same architecture at massive scale with 3x cost savings.\n\nYou keep saying "focus on GPUs not CPUs" while missing that AMD sells both sides at better economics. NVIDIA can't offer that without partnering. Newsflash - you can't have an AI server without both a CPU and GPU. You need a CPU for any computer. AMD makes both and has better TCO than Intel or NVIDIA. Thank you for this. What a lay up.
Dont know if thats a good or bad thing 😆, ive been trying to get a job there for the last 3 years lol
Yall chasing money, I buy underrated stocks. Ez money everyday all day, just need patience.
Interesting. Silver futures on Russian Exchange is currently trading at a 2 dollar premium than COMEXs price. Some serious price suppression happening.
lol same, now I’m bag holder til it recovers in 15 years
They 1000% dont have anywhere near the silver to cover those contracts.
621 calls at open QQQ
Including the taint, I’m .6 inches
Dear Santa, I think you forgot about me. It’s cool, just get me back whenever please.
Prompts or ban?
giving me 2 weeks off work with no adult supervision at home was a terrible idea
come get in my van. I got 0dte
Bro is in an echo chamber here thinking this is normal behavior. I suspect he's gonna revenge trade SLV, not realizing IV is jacked to the tits. And will lose whether he holds calls or puts when IV crushes.
you actually get one dogecoin instead, redeemable as an extra sauce at Wendys with a $15 purchase.
So you have like $1.84 now?
i love you 🙂
Ah yes blame 2004 \n\nYou could’ve in 2005, or 2006 or 2007, or 2008 or 2009 or …\n\nYou get the point
LMAO
Whole world stinks anyway so what’s the point?
You are living the most normal good life. Get it together and don’t always think of yourself. People have it way worse. Your situation isn’t even bad.
I’m fucking creasing
My worst investment this year was selling csps on nbis. Now down over 20k bagholding this garbage stock.
Measure in cm, call it inches.
It makes you wonder.
Up 84% today. Yay
Market will be red for 2026. Guaranteed
Which is going to happen
You so easily accept defeat.
I should have kept a log of how much crap we were promised has actually panned out.
stocks that go up
It was a Microcenter saleman who told me how these “new” Mixture of Experts LLMs can offload of RAM back in May and I started buying Micron first when it’s at $105. Hopefully that dude is also balls deep in MU too
Do you guys measure from the back of the balls and including or excluding the taint?
So whatever happened to those DOGE checks before 31st this year
Sweet mother Mary
UBER showing some strength today
Fuck you pal im a genius!
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You already have a bet going - MU to 300.0 before 07-Jan-2026 12:18 PM -05
!banbet
It looks regarded in hindsight, but I bet it felt good at the time 🙄
Sirpotfor
They got a lot of power. One thing you can’t call Jews is dumb. Look at them leveraging power over the U.S by using blackmail they have of U.S politicians diddying children…
Me either, I know right where it went
What kind of stocks
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My dude, a few years back I also lost everything. My industry was in the middle of a work stoppage/strike, my father died, a few friends died by accidental od, suicide, and murder, I lost my apartment, my girlfriend's left me, I lost an entire circle of friends, had a mental breakdown, the rope was literally around my neck at one point, and I ended up living on the streets for 6 months before I was able to hustle random construction gigs and begin to crash with people. \n\nYou can come back from so much worse. Tap into your inner strength. It may not feel like it's there still but it is. You will overcome this. And you will be stronger for it. It will take time. It will not always be easy. But you can get through this. You got this bud. Don't give up.
I am so sorry. Tomorrow would definitely be a better day, trust me. dont lose hope. I wish you the best. Pls hang in there!
Their pager tech is booming
I haven't showered all year 😂
Dude. Down 7k on gold futures like a moron. Bought the absolute top. Hahah. So fucked.
Chat gpt fucked me last week falling me that 😂
I didn’t lose money, I provided liquidity during a historic volatility event
Jesus, fuckin ruthless.
At a weird place in my life where I think about real puppies more than I do sweater puppies.
Pfff you still have 13k to lose. 0dte spy you can do it!
I’m in the same boat…went against my rule and do dumb shit with house money.
# Need to Talk? Call or text 1737 (24/7)\n\n...... \n\nIt's just numbers on a screen brother... have a drink... start going for walks and STOP gambling. There is absolutely no "quick path" to rich. \n\nYou are battling hedgefunds and quants with 1000s of analysts. \n\nRock bottom is a great place to build from.
What’s the insider info then?
The H100 being 3 years old and still used proves Burry's depreciation point, not refutes it. Companies are depreciating these over 5-6 years while economic value erodes faster.\n\nBut here's what you're missing: AMD's generational leaps blow NVIDIA's out of the water.\n\nMI200 to MI300X: 3.4x performance jump H100 to H200: 1.05-1.1x improvement\n\nAnd looking forward to 2026: MI400: 432GB HBM4 at 19.6 TB/s NVIDIA B300: 288GB HBM3e at 8 TB/s\n\nAMD has 1.5x more memory and 2.45x more bandwidth than NVIDIA's next-gen chip. Both shipping in 2026.\n\nAMD had the performance advantage with MI300X but nobody wanted to deal with ROCm immaturity. Now ROCm is maturing, MI400 is coming with specs that destroy B300, and the software excuse is disappearing.\n\nNVIDIA's been iterating incrementally while coasting on CUDA. AMD's been making generational leaps. Once the software gap closes, the hardware advantage becomes undeniable.\n\nArgue some more. You're showing the thread how dumb you are.
Need to check on their market again. Honestly i was never really checking on Israel from perspective of research driver and innovation.
ermahgerhd.\n\nthat 1.2B is shit. it's a drop in the bucket, LIKE I SAID. worse, it's revenue and barely any earnings - LIKE I ALREADY SAID.\n\na rack of 8 gpus is like $320k. the 2 cpus with it is like $10k. you're a moron for arguing that the 10k is where the focus should be.
Holy fuck, how many of you have heard about Valley Fever? Phoenix is actually screwed. It's over.
Bro, smoke a joint and play arc raiders
New Years resolution hold 500k in stocks and don't log into broker account all year .
Theta gang approved comment
(Second home). NVIDIA becomes the second Jerusalem.
New Years Eve is Wednesday. I hope you bought calls on DWI arrests.
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why not just walk away from everything and start new? Just get up and disappear man...you're allowed to...i mean, it's at least worth a shot!
Wish I started a daycare with my Somali friend instead of getting into stock trading
Slvr killing me bought at top
Thank you, you too!
did u make it there safe ?
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We always get abandoned…and addicted.
Honestly, that might be a good thing. Who wants to be associated with *that* anymore?
The bot throwing shade might be the last straw ffs. Who thought robots without leashes was a good idea?
For the rest of my life.... Lol
Brace for more pain.\nDamn it hurts soo bad.
Bought 25 calls I won’t say where. What are the catalysts for this week
have u been to a microcenter recently? u see those ram prices?? this shit is never going to stop lol
all the action happens overnight nowadays
Did you have a seizure mid post
Can you give me here some rope? Where can i find some deeper analysis on this.
We're likely in for half a month of a combination of sideways and downwards movements while the new CME margin capital requirements shake out some of the over-leveraged futures speculators. We could be also seeing a lot of overnight liquidations over the next few days, which will further depress prices, due to firms running risk-assessment models that are poorly tuned.\n\nOnce gold consolidates for a few days and starts an uptrend, then it'll be time to amp up the leverage again. This will, likely, correspond with the Lunar New Year, which is one of the biggest buying periods for gold.
Suck my fart through a straw cunt
If you don’t have the cash to exercise all of the contracts rh will sell at 3:30 NY time
All right 30% of my port is SLV now let’s see how high it can take us!
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Haters gonna hate
Let's see the prompt
bro should be saving what capital he has left
Back to bed for you
nooooo dont eat your mom
Regard the map
Sell the dogs
AVGO has been a beast lately, those custom ASIC deals with the big cloud players are basically printing money. I'm long shares and might add some calls if we get a decent pullback
Comex is the government suppression system. Let’s see if china plays ball
If they wanted to diversify, they'd invest in things outside of AI. Is Nvidia investing in quantum? Groq is the only investment off the top of my head they've made recently that makes sense. They've invested in related companies supplying horizontal and vertical products and services and that's probably what I would do too. \n \nIt's the insanely large 100b+ investments into other big tech after other big tech makes similarly insanely large investments into other big tech. \n\nWith the backdrop of the president dictating whatever AI vision he has and threatening anyone who stands in the way, and big tech now effectively being above the law, as a whole, it all seems like a forced narrative.
lol, no, cause no matter how the technology evolves there will never ever be any sort of restrictions to what can be exported or shared with Israel, if the US found out that Israel was providing China with American military secrets to hedge in case China out does us, they will find a way to twist it into Israel is the victim and they won’t be cut off, I think it’s the smartest to build there, more than any where in the Middle East,
Keep your head on your shoulders king
You got some youth left. You got the motivation to post here. You can be ok. Seriously
You're either first or your last
Micron Technology, Inc. -> `295.7` (10.91 / 3.831%)
!p MU
Need me a steak dinner.
Because I’m not as Israeli bot, and Bill Clinton isn’t in charge of shit for the past 30 years—-unlike your master
ppl still don't realize how bad the btc and mstr situation is. Trump has abandoned any support for bitcoin . That was the only reason it went up in 2024.
JFK wouldn’t have let this country go to shit
As I understand that happens when you take out more than what you actually put in, wondered the same thing myself for a while
At least lots of other people got fucked today and not just me.
Earnings were less than 2 weeks ago.  Also, just look at all the news on them with a Google finance search.  \n\n\nFair enough.  You may make a little.
YOLO vix calls like a degenerate
Letting my calls bake. Couldn’t get the fills I wanted but fuck it
https://preview.redd.it/gn88n87iu7ag1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3451853c7b2723061ba4f1fbdea00bbcdafda90d\n\nreally? no way? so like any other stock?
I have a Gold account. I doubt I will buy any crypto in the future. Is it worth accepting the $2.56 of Ethereum?
When is this MU rally going to stop? 300?
market sometimes go up
A non yielding asset is a worthless one. Charge these degens rent
sorry shit seems to suck so bad right now, ive been in bad spots with those dark thoughts before. It can get better, find something positive to do with your time, even if its just working out or getting a dog and walking the dog. hope you can pull yourself out of the hole and find some joy bruh
Could be worse, you could be this guy 👇, that guy 👇👇, or that guy👇👇👇. Keep going.
Chicken, arise
Uh, just looked at the chart for silver. It has been running for months.
Don’t worry, justice will be served eventually.  The rule of law is due for a revival
How could you name those clowns and forget Bill Clinton was dungeonmaster 😂
I’m an Arsenal fan but goddamn it GLORY GLORY MU!!
.6% return already beating everyone on WSB bro
I don't think you can solve engineering problems by bombing their hospitals and paying off investors to look the other way though.
My only familiarity with this term is that it's what happens when I drink eggnog
Based
🫠noted thanks.
I promise you it will get better. Do you have anybody, even and old friend that you can reach out to?
Pray to god / Jesus for hope and strength, you might be surprised what you find
The first screenshot looks fake. It doesn’t have % increase along with $ amount which you see on robinhood.
Is there any other kind?
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Market closes early for 0DTE
puts on ibit, or buy biti
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Was a good time to sell covered calls on Google about a week back me thinks. Love the stock, but I think I’m feeling some theta gang vibes rn after being up over 80% and I want to take advantage.
Because Israel’s engineers and tech industry in general is incredibly advanced and talented. Other have mentioned it but the moment someone says something good about anyone or anything in Israel it gets downvoted and hidden. Yes their government is fucked, yes a lot of people there are fucked. We get it, it doesn’t change the fact they’re advanced in that industry get over it, there are plenty of good people there too that wish things were different.
Fyootes 🤌\n\nLMAO 🤌
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Cope
no such thing as oversold crypto. will keep dumping
👃
Risked 1000 dollers to make 6. Idk man.
Maybe the baby killers bit?
It will get better. Stop doing speculative trades right now you aren't in the right state of mind to handle the likely loss. Just chill for a while. Hit lawyer, delete gym, hire Facebook
Could be worse man, At least you dont live in America.
Funny title
Does anyone know how the options sell-out process works? I had a 0DTE that was up $700, then it dropped about 15 minutes before market close. As it was starting to go back up, Robinhood automatically sold the option contracts.
Next time buy and hold
btc so finished. keeps dumping.
Expertise not required to see the obvious, you just need to lift your head up from Cheeto’s crotch
Good good
I do believe it will. Seems as though there was a truly massive amount of silver contracts shorted into the market to get the price to drop, kinda doubt they have the silver to cover all those. The differential is for sure crazy, and makes you wonder how much worse it can get before snapping close.
Sarcastically calling a comment original is not original
Your purpose is to entertain us fucking regard. Fries in the bag!
did quantum pump today because its investors continue to be decoupled from reality, or did I miss some news?
You are wise beyond your years and I can see your modesty and clarity \n\nYou gonna be set
You buy a month long or further? Debit spread on silver now still worth it?
Genocide, 🍇 , apartheid, racism, spitting on goys.
So you think Nvidia was forced to open an office in Israel as part of some Israeli conspiracy?
This
You get to feel smart. Until the tides turn. Then you feel like a massive moron.
Check TA35 chart and try again
So bearish in other words?
Unveiling BLK:\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/StockMonitoring/s/g1ZMeFgsBb
Because you touch yourself at night.
Up.
I have 2 comments, I don’t believe that’s how a squeeze ends and I think any people feeling smart for shorting silver are about to get smacked
“AI is programmed” is up there with “the earth is flat”. Same level of error.
This was promised to them thousand years ago🤷‍♂️🤡.
Why are you replying to every comment? Zio bot behavior
Calls on TA35. 50% up this year
All the plays currently with this low of volume and open interest are terrible and risky af. Good luck.
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I was seriously considering suicide the other day, my marriage came to an end after 7 and a half years, my ex wife and mum talked me out of it, but since then things have only gotten far worse, i wish i'd done it then and not have to had gone through the last few weeks. I decided to make a few bigger trades on JOBY and if they went well i would maybe not do it. But as you can see from the chart i lost thousands and thousands. I dont have any reason to go on now, absolutely no purpose left. Every day is literally just worse than the one before it. I lost my job, i left the country and came back to new zealand, but i just feel like a foreigner here in my own country, i've lost all motivation to even get out of bed or try anything new, not even sure what id do. I feel like im very very close to the rope. literally the only reason i havent done it yet is i dont want to hurt family members and friends or my ex, but even those reasons are really beginning to fade. ive lost everything and my last attempt, the one thing i thought might bring me some hope, that trade, is gone.
They will just call it Hezbollah and Iran propaganda and deny it lmao don’t bother 😂
I suppose I have not thought about it too much but aren't most, maybe all, mirrors made with silver and vampires can't see their reflection? Wonder what a room full of silver bars looks like to them lol
Says the overnight geopolitical expert on WSB
Bags gona be as heavy as actual bags full of silver. That's an industrial metal shit can't be 100 an ounce they won't let that happen
Means you're not dead. Congrats!
I been actively trying to use calls options more with moderate risks. It's not for the faint of heart that for sure. Silver pull back today, have to buy covered call, hopefully it recover.
I keep refreshing hoping for a breakthrough and reversal
Gets car washed. Parks. Morning dew. Guy with leaf blower says fuck your car, bitch. I hate leaf blowers.
come on nvidia
The chain looks too thick to be the mini? I think it's the full-size.
RIP pork belly futures
This was also posted in The Guardian so you’re not intelligent.
ONDS
Why I’m getting downvoted? People are really not aware of the Israeli Tech industry..
https://preview.redd.it/bdc87t2gt7ag1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f94cf1f5aad558aeb0bb1dc49c1db67ea2fc574\n\nIs the Guardian Hezbollah too? 😂😂😂 This is why nobody believes you guys anymore.
What people that parrot this don't understand is with the SPX this bloated and inflated, dropping half a percent is horrible for individual stocks since that means they're dropping way more. Most here aren't doing long term option plays, lol. A drop of 1% in a day or two can easily blow right past the strikes.
🙃
Well if you think that you should have just bought NVDA in 2004. Your cost basis would be around $.20 cents
Offended Zionist found
If Nvidia doesn’t, bibi will release the Epstein peepee tapes
I’m sofa king we Todd did
Sadly I'm just a few ^^^^million dollars short of getting a Bugatti Veyron.
Cautiously bullish for tomorrow!!
Because Mossad holds the epstein videos.
Watch it trade sideways for two months lol
Yes but if it would reposition every week or two weeks based on Sunday data, it could potentially perform well or abysmally, lol
😂😂😂😂
lulz
Is it though, I don't really know.
Of all the reasons, this one is the least
I’m Jew, and if so what’s the problem?
What’s there not to like? Smart people, beautiful beaches, amazing food
Dude that was like 7 hours ago
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Lost $1,500 from longing GLD today. Losing on both sides like an idiot.
Puts on Nvidia is more like it. Israel is a sinking ship.
Yahweh finna get sloppy toppy from big tiddy anime biddies.
At your local Somalian daycare center
It isn't profitable because of the research and training new models. If the big three stopped training new models, they'd be turning profits. Each are racing to AGI, so that won't stop until then. Google has enough money to pump into their overrated Gemini model and back Anthropic. Open AI is the only wild card with how much they promised and how much they're making, but they're still growing and multiplying revenue each month. They'll be fine.
Still a huge disparity between china spot… thats what i don’t  understand , i thought such an imbalance would be arbitraged aggressively, guess not
They're selling it for $1700 now, so maybe he can get somewhere near that assuming he didn't engrave it.
Short time
You can short Hamas by being long Palantir.
Because you touch yourself at night.
Please say what I believe or said before, cause I doubt you actually understand my position
More like calls on LMT
I do like the formatting, I initially wrote it as a giant paragraph
Seems like it.
His leather jacket did too.
The community is tired of the pricing posts taking over the feed everyday it's supposed to be a stacker community
It would also inherently be backwards looking
guys, this isn't funny!
You sound like you wear a small hat on your head
Annnnnd the bots rug pulled your silver calls.\n\nWhen will wsb learn???
WHEN VOLUME!!!
You didn’t, you’ll be okay. Nas to at least 25,800 by next Friday.
Where do they sell crystal balls?
Did to
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At least it’s original 🤷‍♂️
Your comment history bro actually believes in the ancient birthright defense lmaoo
Can someone explain why?
[stragedy dips further on MORE bitcoin buys](https://imgur.com/a/WcIA0EY)
bru tf this bot talkin ab
This market is like the last couple seasons of GoT. Shit.
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Because they’re terrifying gangsters being run by a corrupt war criminal who is pals with Trump and Putin?
when you fuck a wall you put another brick on top?
Thank you man! I actually just started trading 2 months ago and i’m 20 years old, but my dad is probably the best teacher I have when it comes to this stuff. I didn’t need to watch any youtube videos or pay for any courses. I’m very lucky to be able to get this knowledge for free. I love trading and am trying to take it seriously. I started with 400 dollars 2 months ago and I’ve grown it to 5,176 as of today.
Bonus check hits tomorrow. Give me your best play, you stinking apes
well what now silver
Intel did this years ago and it didn't do much for the company.\n\nIf anything this will cause activist investors to pull out.
Jews?
Because Israel is full of talents at the tech industry, and Jensen sees the potential there..
Worse. Great grandfather and there are 3 other grandkids. He wasn’t suppose to take the money for the house to himself in the first place.\nEdit: I'm his sister that he blocked and he hasn't told his maternal family (also blocked) the status of the house. That was all of ours. We have to find out online!
then dont bc u could lose that same amount in one trade 😂
Now that’s a fair bit of coin
Hopefully they put it underground\n\nB/c that's the first thing that will be aimed at during the next game of rockets
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Fuck this timeline.
!banbet TSLZ $20 90d
Comex is corrupt as fuck
I have 67c because well ya know
lol reading news from Al Mayadeen, a Hezbolaha newspaper.
Ouch, but a few good trades and you'll make that back
They might be part of it, but vampires have access to significantly more capital.
Tonight will be interesting, let’s see if China’s silver market corrects or us silver gaps up tomorrow
na
Does Hamas still control anything near water?
God damn it Nvidia
Wow great comment
If your full port doesn't work on day 1 and you have money to port on day 2, you are full porting wrong.
Thanks chatgpt
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wouldve lost everything on ts 😂
How do you not do anything where intelligence is worth something?\n\nI mean she should pay for Claude, but ignoring that.
nvidia joins BDS list. love that the last thing holding up the economy is joining the Zionist suicide cult
Great question that I don’t have a great answer for. AI would probably be helpful for whatever metric is used, but knowing this forum, some degenerate is gonna game it and fuck it up, lol
When you up take profit and reposition.
Jensen’s List
Why is Israel getting this ?
Buy MU everyday…
They’re calling it golden variability. Some say the most volatile the markets have ever been.
How do you manage to get up like 30k and then lose it all in the span of like two weeks? Baffling
Along with their werewolf buddies... it's all coming together.
Very because there are 3 other grandkids, he wasn’t suppose to take the money for the house to himself in the first place. \nEdit: I'm his sister that he blocked and he hasn't told his maternal family (also blocked) the status of the house. That was all of ours. We have to find out online!
They clAp
I know it’s a real knee slapper. Certified Gut buster even if I do say
I love volatility-Peter Lynch
i would have offed myself ngl u strong bro
Well that sucked
32 year old here who also pays for it 🙋🏽
Fair enough. Fuck you. You win! 🤣
So everyone is going to ignore the 8 dollar difference in Shanghai vs COMEX spot silver prices. Something is brewing in the background.
Bro would do better with that strategy.
Mooning happens if the Supreme Court rules Taco's moronic clearly unconstitutional tariffs are unconstitutional. If not, then we're just going to bounce around between 6800-6950 SPX or drop knowing the house of cards economy is straddled with tariffs until this idiot is out or croaks, unless Dems can take back the house or Senate and finally end the tariffs.
AI slop post
Appreciate that brother
I don’t think being unable to source motherboards would help intel.
is jensen on the list?
Sounds more like he bought the wall dinner kissed it took it home then added another brick to it if yk what I mean
Puts on Nvidia
Shoulda sold them after Jan 1 haha
At least they were shares, right?
Rddt
You still got skin in the game man.
ironic how much volatility happens after hours
🥹have mercy on me Mr market
I think I worded it poorly, meant to saydoing more ITM vs OTM, and more DTEs
pcsc is the next scam spac you'll start hearing about- Freenome
Wow great joke bro, never heard that one before
Make volatility great again 2026
BLEED!!!!!!! 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸
LOL
Right. They say it’s to devote all their attention to upcoming video game projects. Personally I don’t think this is a huge loss for the stock but I’m regarded so 🤷
It’s not over until it’s zero
Oh the irony of me losing 8k on the july 31st 130 calls I had bought in june 25th...
Yup. Me too. $56k —> $224k —> $66k.
By the way laughed at that picture from Witcher 3 🙂 good sense of humor man 🙂
Up $100 today. \n\nNext will be up $200
So what was the actual trades you made. I know it's too late now but I'm curious. I feel like the inverse can be done on silver here shortly. The crash is looming.
Fuck I bought the top
Abraham was the first insider trader
My wife has started to notice that when 🌽 starts to dip I’m ready to ravage
You're right - rotation won't be 100% AMD. But here's what matters:\n\nNVIDIA grew so large because they were the ONLY option powering AI companies. Once investors realize their money machine has real competition that could become a primary provider - sentiment changes fast.\n\nThe AI companies benefit either way. They save 70% on hardware costs with comparable or better performance, which lets them scale higher than the NVIDIA ecosystem allowed. More efficient capital allocation = faster innovation.\n\nI'm not saying AMD takes everything. That's absurd because they don't need to. If AMD takes 20-30% share by 2027 (same as EPYC did with Intel), NVIDIA's margins compress and the stock reprices.\n\nThe AI bubble doesn't burst because of this. It gets healthier. Competition lowers infrastructure costs, which means AI companies can actually scale sustainably instead of burning cash on overpriced hardware. GPUs are commoditizing. The companies putting them to work are what matter - and cheaper, competitive GPUs help those companies succeed.
Held my hood and open puts I got today. Sold my SLV puts at loss though intern day though
Why was revenue down 50% in 2023?
Tomorrow will be flat for slv and Wednesday it’s gonna surge again
Jensen kissed the wall
Well I'll be, actual words of wisdom on WSB 🙏🏻
Semiconductor stocks are too hot for me.\n\nI'm moving to hyperscalers (NBIS) and data (RDDT).\n\nThey will be the next AI boom stocks.
2 words 👆
Thats because they cornerd the market on Ram, there is only 3 providers now globally, samsung, micron, sk
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Me, behind the Wendies dumpster.
What is an example of a "high-probability trade"?
How do you define a “favorite” though? Mentions? What if mentions are because it’s bad?\n\nGPT sentiment scoring?
lol It's so over
Got u bro
Asian sessions opens in 3 more hours. Gold and silver to sky rocket???
This is Jessica Alba, sorry
Kalls on Kosher AI
I’m going out for happy hour because that’s less of a waste of money than this market
So, they just let go of GOG,
GOG is getting acquired by its original co-founder: What it means for you | GOG.COM
Hey everyone, GOG Team here.
(https://www.gog.com/blog/gog-is-getting-acquired-by-its-original-co-founder-what-it-means-for-you/) Not sure what that will do to the stock.
Smart guy
🕵️ 0dte of course
The profits were promised to wsb 5000 years ago
You’ve not fully lost until you’ve sold it.
The printer will run out of ink when there is no incentive to buy it.
Starcraft 2 Collosus... and Mamamoo? Weird combination, but okay!
I had the 2001 S4, turbos died right before warranty expiration. Was blessed I had a few miles left to replace it otherwise would’ve cost me like $6500. \n\nThen I got a 2004 S4. It was the worst engineered car on the planet. I’d pop tires multiple times per year. The engine repairs required full removal of the engine. Over engineered trash. \n\nNever driving there overpriced Volkswagens ever again.
Only way to finish green on a day like this
Good lad--it'll suck in the moment, but it'll suck a whole lot less than perpetually looking over your shoulder for the tax man
I know this sounds counterintuitive, but knowing when to stop and readjust your plan/strategy is a win in itself. Count yourself lucky that number doesn’t say $0.00
Dear Jessica Biel, if you’re out there reading. I accept the job as your sugar baby.
Should have mine tmr
Or perhaps a nice vineyard
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Alright boys. Got my bonus check. Where do I blow it.
For leaps, sell Puts to fund the Calls.
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Earnings run up, in most cases, don't last 2 weeks Sudharsan. There will be profit taking and pullbacks from earlier investors and traders.
True but this isn't amc where they sold 10x more new shares. Industry has to buy. Then again I think we may see comex or slv cash settle before things go bonkers.
Take life and death in stride if you're not satisfied, go for it. all in!
drinking matcha right now
Hope you will get to the valley of plenty.
Grokette is going to be throwing it back all night.
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no it wont be tht company trying everything to stay afloat, its user base doesn’t even like it anymore
Good luck. Probably putting in a short term top and what happens 3 months and beyond is anyone's guess.
Yes
Intel is my hedge in case Gina attack TSMC.
Reddit says they removed custom emojis because nobody used them when in reality I think it’s because they never figured out how to fix the large emoji bug
Sure it will be great in the long run, but right now it isn't profitable at all. Everyone nutted too early and now the baby is due.
!banbet MU 300 4d
Anyone got Noah’s number?
Yup saved up for that... not gonna a be fun
Lucky! I bought at the top 😂
Two words, "Money Printer"... the dollar may be worth nothing but it will still climb....
Should have set a lower AMSC limit buy this morning. AXTI tomorrow?
Good call brother 🤝
Bought the bottom on SLV 70c 3/16
It’s a great opportunity. If you look at the chart, it’s at the same level now as it was a couple of months ago. It just ran up too quickly and then people peed their pants on earnings.\n\nBut, like ANET, the problem ‘is we can’t earn money fast enough’ which is a pretty good problem to have.\n\nWhen you look at the rating agencies’ target prices, you see that it’s just a matter of time before it hits $450.
Paid off mortgage so I can’t relate to any of that. 2 year old etron with 30k miles was 30k.
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Hourlees made me bank today but gotdayum the commission on these is bazzare. 10000 contracts for 25 cents a pop thats 100 bucks in fees right there just to buy them lol
Here’s the story, Temu silver needs to be sold ASAP and that’s all there is to it. It’s gonna be bought back at 40 - 45 levels. \n\nIt’s the most important metal resource in the world for electronics and conductivity and if it gets sold everything else gets sold cuz it was all fake Temu ponzi shit.
Silverbugs removing balloon posts to do damage control. Reddit is just pure comedy
Lmao nahhhh 🤣🤣🤣
People will always have to take responsibility for their own trades that’s not what we were discussing though. The point is RH was designed in a similar way to casino games with the same psychological elements.
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You'll be saying this through 2028. AI is still advancing, getting ingratiated into more and more products, and becoming more and more useful for finance, health, coding, and service industries. It's not going anywhere, especially if big banks or Taco give the hundreds of billions of dollars Open AI is asking for.
Might actually work 🤔 keep me up champ !
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Just wait till the penny retires and u have to bet in fives
!banbet crcl 77 4d
It's the earnings catalyst and massively upgraded guidance that's powering the recent run. Ever seen a stock run 100% in a few weeks?
FU. HAPPY FOR U
Military drilling planned for my port
Buttcon may not last that long
I miss 2021 when hype could last for months , nowadays the very fucking nanosecond something starts running they break its kneecaps. YES I FUCKING LOST MONEY ON SILVER !
I like scalping 10% of $1k positions. I really like when my entry is perfect after a good amount of research and analysis and I’m immediately in 30% profit and can let it run bc I have 10-15% profit already secured. That’s how I hot random intraday gains of 100% \n\nThat’s amazing to double your money or even making say $700 out of a $1k position . Feels amazing. And to be able to continue with 10% scalps all morning makes trading so amazing. \n\nI really need to get my pdt back \n\nIt’s good I learned this lesson \n\nI will value it so much more
Ooh look at the big spender! Lol. I’d drive an electric car too but I can’t charge it at my apartment building and there’s no way in hell my landlord is putting in chargers. They’ve owned the building outright since 1950 (built in 1910) and “maybe” put in $50k since then, at most. They’re cheap asf. \n\nUpside is my rent is only $800, all utilities included, and they will literally never raise my rent because they absolutely fucking hate having to find new tenants lol. \n\nMy Prius was $23k new in 2014, still going strong. I spend about $25/week on gas. $1,300/year. My guess is I’m still ahead of you on long term costs. Maybe not. \n\nHow much was that e-tron?
Did you ask her why or just point and laugh?
Almost as if a under 10 forward pe tech growth company is undervalued
Praying gold goes up, crying if it don't
Light work
Prayers up for the old man.
wow youre all even dumber than i thought
he fkd alr
Honest question. Did u miss the trade or are you shorting
Jesus. MU to 300? Market cap in 360 billions. Not trillions. More room for growth?
Looks like bubblegum
You mean I spent thousands of hours perfecting a trading strategy that got outperformed 10% by wsb yolo?????
All over my thigh before he was even in. 😔
Noooo I’m not being mean I’m sorry , appreciate your message and your time! I sent you a private message !
It's solid, but since when did that ever matter.
Maybe AI isn't a bubble after all - just found out my 75-something aunt actually pays for ChatGPT...
yikes
#Only 2 days left in 2025 bull market. Then we'll start 2026 bull market. LMAO🤌
We here bro
If you full port spam spy calls every day you’re either going to be filthy rich or filthy
Been staring at ¢6 bid ask difference for too long to give up.
When the AI bubble pops, bitcorn will go with it.\n\nI'm calling it now, set your !remindme 2y
ALL IN CANT GO WRONG, LETS GO
Next year
He nutted instantly didn’t he 🥀
Jokes on you, the Santa Rally only applies to Eli Lily.
ASTS was green at some stage
its terminal
Ooh cheese curd flavored almonds
I think I have my AMZN position filled. If it goes down now it’s bonus shares.
\*Everyone except the guy with actual downs syndrome raises their hand\*
Very different market to the one in October
Made $15 off of SPY puts today, AMA.
What strike and expiry
Red
#You don’t get to make a wish just for being regarded 🙄
Long Call on CRMD with 12.80 breakeven
What are you doing step slv
Check out changing his diet to foods that are better for aspiration pneumonia. Recurrence rates are high for the elderly. Avoid dry and crumbly foods
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#『 The good ending』
Considering how fucked the economy is and Taco is on the cusp of starting another war maybe two bombing third world countries, it's a Christmas miracle the stock market isn't tanking hard as it is.
who got cooked in the casino today
I came this 🤏 close to getting margin called today but held strong
Show him your green port
this is an administrative matter specifically for u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR
And also thinking about just taking it to Vegas. Savings is useless in my account collecting cents interest
What did gashflow do now
“I have a green”
This market is literally a retail options premium stealing machine and that is the only source of Alpha in the whole market. Entirely different environment than two years ago.
That's the secret. You always were regarded.
I know, I like to push their buttons though.
Same tons of recalls fucking ruined mine. It’s about to get parted out lol
According to Elon by 2030 we’ll all be on Mars living off our universal income coming from our robotaxi back on earth and chilling with our AI girlfriend Grok
You rock, you must be doing great in life yourself!
What did he do?
If SPY don’t pop off tomorrow imma get popped fr
When are we gonna have a real green day on SPY
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stfu retard
Imagine being poor and a bad trader and then blaming the silver bots in this subreddit for spamming SLV all weekend 🌚🤡
Yeah when everybody is bullish you're most likely to get a pullback, cause nobody left to buy. So we might have topped on Silver. However i am still long and if we ever get back to $50 i will buy more.
Taxes
Silver, the original cash.
I cut them weeks ago to TLH gains from the year. I’m sure they will be ok but just better opportunities in the market imo
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What’s that
u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR, make a wish reached out to me and I told them my wish was for you to ban u/cashflow_
i guess youll have a good tax write off bro
Dunno if you’re joking but I’m considering
Based on the amount of shit OP is getting might just throw some into it. New year same regard
Midwestern Girl: Hi y’all my name is Stragedeigh!
🙁
Can't wait to receive my $3 in SOL tendies from RH in 4 hours, lost my shirt on TSLA calls today...
Nevermind rechecked all red
guy at work also pushing RZLV. CANT LOSE ALL IN. literally what he said.
I can’t count
🤦‍♂️
Son I have no clue what to buy
Yo chill!!!!
If we can close 692 tomorrow that'd be cool
Magic City on a Monday, we worship this like a Sunday 🙏💵
SLV gang in shambles
AVGO isn’t exciting, no leather jackets or r2d2 remote controlled trash cans talking to the CEO. They just simply execute.
Omfg i just checked silver annnnnd I'M FREAKING GREEN HAHAHAHAHA FAWK UUUUUU BOOLSHITERS!!
My move tomorrow is to stop trading this sideway market and then fomo when it finally does something cool
Due Diligence right there, distills all the data into a single sentence.
Doesn't matter, its financials were the same 2 weeks ago. Literally no catalyst for it to run 30% in the last 2 weeks. Small term play.
Anyone else read the title as glory hole. 🕳️
Just paid off my 3k credit card bill.\n\nWhat an expensive month...
At the gay strip club with their boyfriends doing homosexual activities
This market is certainly different than the one i visited 2 years ago. Back then id just buy a call or a put and it was usually 50/50 and i had absolutely no idea what i was even doing. Now im basically pro and im seeing nearly every angle lose. Like if i was me 2 years ago i would have lost all my money by mere participation. This month is wiping out the regards
NBIS gonna moon at Feb earnings
MicroStragedy
This is a short term play. I'm not shorting it expecting bankruptcy. Literally no catalyst for it to run 30% in the last 2 weeks.
Pick me pick me. I’ll fuck over millions of people for a yearly salary of a few million. Then y  ok u can fire me for doing a bad job but we both keep millions
Another day of vicious butt fucking in the market smh
SA, and B.
Noob I have one green
MU still pumping AH. Was waiting for an entry but it pumps literally every single fkn day and every fkn session. It’s up pre market, it’s up during market hours, it’s also up AH
All that $ wasted \n\nGambling isn’t a way to build wealth
Someone should tell him ……
who is this?
I do my own escrow throw it into a HYSA. Made a couple hundred a year just holding it
Like everything else we measure...the S+P isn't going to give us the gains under TACOTITS we had under the Sleepy Guy (2023,2024).\n\n \nO well. Lets see if THAT will be "his fault" too!!!!
Strike and date?
Entire port is red lol
wtf is up with his cheeks.
What if silver has been running up in price because vampires are planning an attack and trying to buy up all the silver first?
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Hahah def joking
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Hit magic city boi
Fries 👉 bag
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Made it to Atlanta\n\nWhere my Atlantards at
gay silver bers i hope you will be fcked as long as you can settle you puts with physical silver
Escrow only goes up when taxes and/or insurance goes up. Which means it goes up every year.
im not even gonna look at my portfolio for at least a week XD
arent we all?
SYBAU and look at SLV in 2011
Why did you not just get 10 ITM LEAPS for 2028? This is beyond retarded, I honestly can’t fathom how you pressed the buy button. \n\nRemindMe! 3 months
He'll be fine.
not with that attitude
Who else shorted SLV today?
I haven't blown up my account again... yet 👀 but thank you sir!
I paid cash for my house, so I just pay the insurance and taxes separately. \n\nContributions are going to change yearly because insurance and taxes are not constant.
Found the cat
Stonks only go up
My guy has no mercy
I will not
$MOLY
this is crazy. Is this purely demand driven or are there some sudden supply constraints too? Anybody know?
Yes exactly, the end goal is to retire early and wnjoy life! Think about it this way. \n\n100 dollars is a little less in my opinion, but 1-3k on each trade would be good. Look for perfect set ups and have proper risk management. It’s better to get those small gains that add up instead of losing a bunch of money and then hoping to hit the lottery with a trade to cover it. \n\ni’d only risk a lot of money, if i’m like very confident with the trade.
NKE calls it is
Fuck off ya cunt
Micron hitting 300 tomorrow
I am I’m down $51k on my silver trade
Scalping SLV tomorrow, calls and puts. Today was fun
you're weird
im responsible so i pay when its due. cant speak for the other gambling degenerates here
Just ignore the redditard / politard bots man, you know that lol
Guys when is it my turn to be rich?
If someone was selling them, I honestly would.
Overrated. Got rid of mine.
Do it
YOUR LOVE YOUR LOVE YEAH YEAHHH
Why are these almonds so fucking squeaky? Im chewing and it sounds like Im eating live mice and they are crying out in pain or something
Yes
So when military exercises around Taiwan ends are we mooning? \n\nwe've been bouncing between 690 and 680 for the last 3 months now.
Free repairs in most of the world
🥀
I see u had TTD as well. Thoughts on that? Hold?
Officers, here is a picture of the man who touched me\n\n>!🎅!<
Just. Do. It.
That plan sounds\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/bjs3bscto7ag1.jpeg?width=417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1f122a24ceb2234a151114265a522950227526f
Oh god. Colorado Springs SUCKS.
I wonder how much you'd have made if you were trading the silv futures.
Definitely pay into escrow, I can’t be trusted
I was so close to cancelling my SLV sell order before market close...
Powell during his speech\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/9mvqc1bqo7ag1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=386bd6f570f2e1cfe51286c08f4dffcc3e9a46c1
Would there be a way to create a WSB etf that trades on the top favorites each month or will this just whiplash and ruin the forum and how it operates?
hopefully he drops some good loot
santa really dont exist, yall r fuk’d next year
They just recently turned stranger things(the only thing they had going for them) into a 🌈 coming out party so I’m sure a ton more subscribers are gonna dissapear
Probably exactly what it is now.
KRKNF
You had like 6 chances to stop and take rest for the remaining year. Enjoy the $2 beer for new year’s now
we don't like happy endings here buddy. congrats 🙂
Hopefully, he'll be okay. At least they found out what the problem is, and he's getting treatment.
Same lmao sold stock at $99 and bought calls instead
Self control was also skipped apparently?
The Giants suck both at winning and losing.
Yall pay into escrow or just pay taxes and insurance when they come due? Kinda fed up escrow contributions changing yearly, but don’t want to have to remember to pay insurance and taxes
My apologies. 🫣
Short micron thats like 8-9 forward pe, what could go wrong?
Sold 10x $63 strike SLV CSPs today for about $550 in premium. They expire Wednesday. \n\nLet's see if it pays off Cotton
SLV is fake silver paper lol. you think the custodian add and remove silver from the vaults daily?
hell divers mid
Nah. Picking off one of the plays on DD tab
Colorado Springs offers the same exact thing for a fraction of the price. But I guess it doesn’t have the name brand.
I have an e-tron. It’s electric. I pay far less than you do to drive.
What should the expiration be?
Automod balls 0 1d
Based on the bots shilling; SLV.
Uhhh please refrain from saying those words, thats illegal.
Oh my no. Look at the last time SLV went retarded back in 2011.
Today sucks a little more than usual, mates. My old man (late 70s) had been under the weather...thought it was just a cold at first, but last few days didn't have much of an appetite and was extremely fatigued. Went to the hospital, and turns out it’s pneumonia. He’s on antibiotics now, so I’m hoping he pulls through. He's always been a tough old bloke, even with his health issues.\n\nAnyway, just gonna try to focus on the grind while I can, and bring him some good food and hope he eats it.
Die SLV die!
It’s an away game so Spurs will win unless Dr. Tottenham decides to show up
And to think, I skipped losing money at an irl casino for this, where there are at least waitresses that have at least one booba
Don’t be discouraged but use the time to take a good look at your trades and identify the things you did right, the things you did wrong and then improves.\n\nTrading options is not easy but for each trade you must have a trading plan. I have been where you are and when I was there I took a whole day to analyze my trades then U made a game plan and when I came back I had 22 months of continuous gains.\n\nThe main thing I did was less FOMO, and an established trading plan to take trades that offered a 1:3 risk reward and establishing a rule for position size not greater than 1 to 4 percent. Most importantly my stop loss was 25 percent for each trade no exception.\n\nI let my winners run and took small losses
ANIC
Haha silverlining and all that...
Even if they beat earnings ?
Ready to go full tilt. Someone stop me
🔺+💜= Good Stock\n\n(Red + Violet)
it will eventually. no reason for it to pump like that
When price discovery
Theres some sick satasfiaction i get wen an hourly expires and i was right. Like i dont even give them back the penny, i just let it die hehe
I keep averaging down 3 contracts per day to keep the theta away.. it’ll pop one of these weeks. Then I’ll be rich. Heck yeah.
My bad it was 10 not 5. Markets close at 730 morning so yehh I missed it why didn't wall street call me to let me know..bastards.
Screenshots that were Photoshop to show these massive gains on options might be the worst thing that has ever happened to every young guy who has a sports car wallpaper on their phone. And a couple of ladies too I’m sure with a dream to get that bbl
$80
"market went up so im bearish now"
There are like two vacuum chambers on earth capable of inspecting the mirrors, in the lenses, of some of the high end tools. There are bottlenecks everywhere in this industry.
i have peppermint oil on the ready
people taking profits my dude
What price can Netflix go by the end of jan or mid feb
You’ll see
u need to leave gang
Yeah this Santa rally feels like Santa's tired near the finish line.
Don’t give me hope
RAM
Gay porn is just to remind you of what failure looks like on a genetic level
Been gone a while. What's the play im putting all my savings in to
Why did they remove them tho so sad
I'd nut
Your micron is already too short to be shorted
Investing in MSTR has to be designated a Mental illness at this point...
Sounds like you like calls?
Low volume bullshit with indices basically at ATH but under the hood is garbage. Eat my short dick!
🐻 🤝 🐂
I’m not being emotional. You’re being emotional!
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I watch it all weirdo I’m not asking about à la liga match
If there's no liquidity and he presumably still believes in those plays, getting out just to have money for other gambles could be costly
Happened to me aswell, what a pussy
January actually, was debating wait and long term em but this was too good to pass. I'll be beating myself come January when this are worth way more for sure
folio slightly green. back to sleep. see you tomorrow
They're late to *everything* bc all they do is chase other people's gain posts
Ok.
Watch La Liga you sissi boy
Day 2. Worst headache of your life. Brace yourself.
LMFAO
Yeah, for sure, nobody wants to lose, bro
Betcha thought you had it all figured out first big bump up there
yeah, all my gay porn is also for blackmail, totally
Who said *any* of this makes sense?
It’s not a donut, it’s my anoos from market
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Fair correction on MI300A - it's an APU, not a discrete GPU like MI300X. I should've been more precise.\n\nBut that doesn't change the core point: AMD delivered integrated CPU+GPU solutions (whether you call it APU or discrete) that beat NVIDIA in competitive evaluations for El Capitan and Frontier - $1.2B in contracts for exascale AI workloads. And yes, NVIDIA has Grace now - another fair point.\n\nThe thesis isn't about semantic distinctions between APU and GPU. It's about AMD being competitive across the full stack (EPYC + Instinct MI300X/MI400) at a 3-4x cost advantage. When MI400 ships with 432GB HBM4 and hyperscalers are deciding where to spend $30B, the integrated offering + cost differential matters more than whether one product is technically an APU.\n\nYou've pointed out technical imprecisions. Cool. None of it refutes that MI400 specs are competitive, ROCm gap is closing, cost advantage is real, and the EPYC playbook worked once already.
You woke up
Today could have been a post-it note
Name checks out…
Bro… I’m down $30k this year and have a -12k loss I could’ve realized from 2017 . I was literally broke even , and tax exempt \n\nIt was literally a perfect timing gift from God that I ruined. \n\nInsane even gains from sale of capital goods taxes was not gonna be an issue \n\nGot all my losses back and was safe from paying taxes overnight \n\nYou can imagine how fkkkn happy I was those 2 days as a pdt but then I started losing money hard doing stupid yolos \n\nHey easy come easy go\n\n\nTm I’m going to buy 100 DJT call options at 2:30 pm after fomc plunge to recover and massive rally before 12/31 sell off take profits.\n\nRisking $1000 accepting $500 loss and praying for another $50k . Fifty big ones lfg
Goddammit I miss the Clifford emoji.
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wher santa
This is the best comment of the day!
Spy 700 tomorrow
Automod won't banbet me (it's a coward)
Prius gang! The money I save on gas/maintenance I can lose on options. Win:win.
They’re called behavioral cues or psychological mechanisms which are well documented in behavioral science. A quick google search will catch you up since you obviously skipped that class in school.
"on" the king? 👀
I got permabanned once for saying similar
#Risk: 🔛
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MSTR bought 1,200 more buttcorn? saylor stans gonna be losing their anoos rigidity next year \n\n🕳️🍆
I think that juice has been squeezed… no?
Crazy how two weeks later that shit still hasn’t rugged
Shorting one of the most profitable companies of 2026 is peak regardation even by wsb standards
Yes for a few, and I meant like deeper ITM trades and longer DTEs. Potentially less profitable, but higher chances of being profitable at all
Tomorrow is Tuesday. Isn’t it reg?
SLV puts
Who are these millions??? Things are ripping dude, look around
lol retard
There’s more than just delta in options pricing, Vega, theta, gamma, and rho too
You feel like a villain who is winning
Silver.
They used to piss on my fence now I black mail them with tiny cock pictures 🐻👀🫵
Hello there
Glad I sold all my MU at 100 when it was breakeven
Yet again, all the fake Tom Lees in here have ruined my day and finances.
Nobody tell em
Any premier league guys in here! Tottenham taking down Brentford again?
Been watching MU since it went up from 225 like an idiot. Ofc my 320 call didn't print cause it expired Dec 26.
After $300
You look kinda regarded to be honest. Sell everything and go into VOO if you don't wanna look like a complete idiot. If you had to own individual stock like a degen, stick to mag 7 only.
Yeah I really miss Shrek with his penis out emoji
No its is way worse since April of this year because we are in a ridiculous and unnatural position soley because the Fed and the big banks wont let it go down any time it tries.
That's the one thing I never doubted
lmao
Shut it retard
When are we shorting Micron
Actually yes
Bankers came back from vacation 🤕
You have to buy options like a quarter out on commodities, they're not just company paper that trades on nothing but opinion. Gotta give em time to play out
Your PNL looks like it started consolidating somewhere after the first quarter and, towards the last quarter, failed to hold support and plummeted.
I'm not sure MSFT can be any less volatile at the moment. Shit hasn't moved in weeks
You’re right it’s endless.
Sniiiiffff , stinks too. Gooooood
Millions can’t find jobs or affordable homes but at least 🥭 got Netanyahu pardoned and landstrikes in Venezuela
Today was so lousy.
Actually idk I’m going to at least wait for another Green Day before buying more puts this week
There's only ticker I would martingale bet the fuck out of TSLA calls. Gonna get more tomorrow
There's an insane amount of support at 70.
I’m going to fistfight anyone shorting silver. \n\nStop it! Now!
TLDR vix only moves when the index goes down
I mean the silver ball doesn't drop until Wednesday
Thank you sir 🎉
Good, I hope you learnt a lesson about gambling. Everyone learns this some way. You still have 13k left. Take 1k out and buy a prostitute and spend the 12k on the snp and add to it.
Per Walter Bloomberg: MSTR to pause BTC purchases, pivots to Silver
Instead of buying SLV puts, you bears should unite with us and we can squeeze this thing out of the universe like gaming stock.\n\nUnited we stand, regarded we fall.
SPY CALLS DAMNIT
all in RZLV
What is it?
We are the Cleveland Browns!
Closed my Gold puts too early losing about 3k. \nBought calls after dump, minus 300$ already lol
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Pfe
that's big brain
Spy Puts 01/02\nTesla puts 01/02\nSlv calls 01/02\n🔝
Lmao I’ve wasted winnings on Tiffany for wife. Ain’t worth shit and that’s a fact. You just paid for the name lol. Think the three diamond love ring or whatever I got her for like $4000 was like a few hundred worth of gold by weight at most, not even 25%. Diamonds are basically worthless. Earrings necklaces worth even less, maybe the bracelet got more gold. Would return and “invest” further
Sometimes I wonder if mods created WSB for their exit liquidity
Half of the loss porn here follows the same script up until the final act. Thank you sir 🎉🙏🏻
Do you guys remember wsb used to have all these emojis you could use in the comments? Like Pepe ones I remember there was a Powell one too. Why did they remove it? Want them back!
Woke up, what happened?
i bet theta gang guys are getting so many hookers right now 😞
Well. At least you found the right subreddit to be part of
Why is it so much fun being a ber
it closed only thirty points down from the afternoon rally peak on NQ
There’s no volume on any options no thanks
I think the SLV will print
If you threw her into a barrel of dicks, she'd come out sucking her thumb
Probably, but I hope not
Hey chat gpt write me a reddit post for wsb a story of gains then losses and learning before more gains big gains this time
Try being a Packers fan
Another glorious day under his majesty eh lad
Homeless looking guys stumbling down the street mumbling "Did you know you need silver to make electronics and stuff?"
You almost had it 🤏🏽
I only like market dump because puts premium go up and i sell puts for a living to bears
Why would it drop 20%?
Full regard
what are the higher probability trades that turned it around for ya? did you join thetagang?
My cum never misses
Never heard that myth
It's not a great day, but considering the rest of the market I'll take a +0.29% on AMD and be grateful
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New Year New Bagholders
Flick your tongue at the ladies, they love it
Shorting silver like there is no tomorrow
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Of course silver tanks the day after my puts expired.
Jojo reference
Elon being normal was just a myth
guys it’s the last time to buy corn under $88k…\n\n\nuntil next week 🤡
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Asts calls
Same losses
She was now she’s mom chopped in the worst way. She needs a round of ozempic
Pointing fist donuts?
Sobbing in fetal position actually
You can blow up and come back, but let's be real; if most people here borrowed that extra 20k, they'd probably just lose that, too, and be further in the hole. \n\n\nCongrats, you regarded bastard!
Ukrainian strippers really enjoy living in Los Angeles, CA
Thank you! I mostly just trade SPY or QQQ, but I like Uber and the Quantum and Space stocks seem intriguing. How about you?
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Fair question. Let me ground this in what actually happened with Intel/AMD:\n\nIntel during AMD's EPYC takeover (2017-2025):\n\n* Market share: Went from 99%+ server share (2017) to 72.7% (Q2 2025)\n* Stock performance: -15.45% total return over 5 years vs AMD's 53.30% annualized\n* Intel didn't die - they're still generating revenue. But shareholders got crushed as margins compressed and growth stalled.\n\nMy NVDA valuation thesis follows the same pattern:\n\nNVDA current: \~$187, 47x forward PE, 73% gross margins\n\nIf AMD takes 15-20 points of share by 2027 (same cadence as EPYC), NVDA's margins compress to 68-70% and PE contracts to 35-40x. That puts fair value around $130-145. Not collapse - just repricing as the monopoly breaks.\n\nAMD current: \~$215, 22x forward PE, 35% projected CAGR\n\nIf MI400 executes like Milan/Genoa did, AMD continues scaling from here as GPU revenue accelerates and margins expand toward NVDA levels (still lower, but closing the gap).\n\nThe trade: Long AMD from $116 (now \~$215, up 85%). Adding NVDA Jan 2027 $180 puts ($26.65 premium, breakeven at $153.35) betting on margin compression repricing the stock to $130-145 range. That's 50-88% return on the puts if the thesis plays out.\n\nThe thesis isn't "NVDA goes to zero." It's that AMD starts growing faster in NVDA's core market, margins compress, and NVDA reprices lower even while revenue grows. Intel's still alive - their shareholders just wish they'd rotated earlier.\n\nEDIT: I see higher cost pressure this time around. That is where I agree with Burry. The cost pressure for the EPYC Intel takeover was not the same as this one. I feel like this will contribute to quicker adoption and Burry's idea confirmed this feeling for me. That's my bet. You don't have to take it. This is just my reasoning personally.\n\nWhat's your take on fair value?
What exp & strike? This week? 185 for shits? Give me the details.
All full trading days except closed Jan 1
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