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NVIDIA 500 BILLION TECH PARTNER 🚀🚀 |
I was too scared to put calls on UAL (think I’m gay) |
Fuck. Stonks ripping and I’m sitting here with covered calls and cash |
Adda boy |
I might have around 10k to put in tomorrow. What would you get into for that? |
Stargate sounds an awful lot like Skynet. |
We'll just send the AI to Cancun for the week 🧠 |
Knew I should've bought more calls lol |
NVDA MSFT mentioned ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258) |
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) |
That's why I downvoted. |
AI isn’t gonna solve shit |
Why are these tech CEO's completely unable to articulate anything... CEO's used to be 50/50 intelligence/personality. These days you get a bunch of spergs who can barely form a coherent sentence. |
There would definitely be some Founding Fathers into crypto. Given that banks in that era regularly issued redeemable notes to customers that served effectively as transferable currency, you can argue that the crypto wild west isn't that unprecedented in our history. |
AGI isn't coming |
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258) |
LOOOOL fax |
I know this is a Wallstreetbets sub... but you do know there's a thing called compound interest and most likely he didn't keep all his net worth in a savings account lmao. So all your math is basically meaningless |
God I hope so |
PUMP NVDA GO BB GO |
STAR GATE |
His wife's boyfriend is gonna be pissed |
NVDA spoken!!! Let’s goooo!!!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) |
All to make some dumb stupid fuck a bunch of more money. This video made me physically sick. It’s disgusting. |
Thanks 😀 |
joining the vietnam war was way dumber than throwing 500k down the drain |
why is apple down half a percent after hours? |
💦🍆 |
AI won't save you from your poor choices. Look into market cycles, you might learn something useful for once. |
At least he didn't shit his pants like you did ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) |
100-200-500 now billion how much do that goes straight to nvda |
Worth it |
why is Mr miyagi on TV? |
AI stocks are going to rip |
This dude drank too much koolaid |
Yeah buddy. |
The Donald doesn’t understand…. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) |
Lol, now what |
maximum glaze initiated |
How long before nflx gang realizes those were one time signups for the game and fight lol |
Intel 3 is not 3nm, it is 7nm, it's a grandma technology \n\nif nvidia are forced to change fabs, it goes to samsung first\n\nx86 is a shrinking market\n\nMy take is, there are better things to invest and Intel has not turned around yet. |
If you look at the daily price chart for ORCL you can actually see where all the insiders started buying a week ago. |
What size? 5 times XL? |
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Meeting with 🍋 tomorrow 500b investment in AI infrastructure |
Masayoshi say "you say bring me 100, I BRING YOU FUHVE HUNDUD" |
\- Oracle: Electronic Health Records \n\- Softbank: Investing 500B in AI |
I knew the stargate program was real! just as was fortold in the 200th episode documentary. |
I say after earnings 160 |
He said pump bullish |
CAME BACK WITH $500 BILLI FOR NVIDIA |
Why do you think so? |
They had SAKI bombs in the back |
Hope this person roblox themselves. Complete fucking idiot. |
this generation is so fucked |
Which country? |
I said the same shit like damn he came back as Larry who knew |
herro prease |
Yeah only had one contract but did well |
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on DJT |
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Had some big nuts, went on the 995c 😹 |
The next 4 years condensed into a minute long clip |
https://preview.redd.it/oz19yl21bfee1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23b6a01849633526472acf1d12db980b7d67858d |
I want to hang out with Masayoshi. What a cool dude |
How old is grandpa? Possible he happens to drop dead before seeing this.. |
Bling me a stoor! |
Masayoshi drunk. |
Kamala vs trump was orange meets black. Couldn’t focus so had to go watch the show ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) |
God I bought in 2021, held all through that dip and sold when I broke even.. only for the rally to just start. Dammit |
Doll hairs… |
NVDA 150 tonight |
Stargate, run by the CEO of everything (Ellison)\n\nSo this is the gov't sponsored version of what GOOG/MSFT/AMZN/TSLA is trying to do. This is Larry's big move against MSFT, calls on ORCL (for at least 2 years). This is about access to highly protected healthcare data (*your health data was just sold*). That's why Sam & Masa want in asap.\n\nKeywords where the trump grift will be involved: "I won" and "Real Estate". |
I had a sell limit for covered calls that never hit. Thank god they didn’t haha. |
Ok general tso, bring back the tariff talks |
I bought calls in November that expired worthless 1/17...congrats |
It’s like a circle… |
Trump making even manlets feel tall |
Keep going nvda I'm almost there |
This doesn’t sound that big. We already knew this was happening |
trump low energy lately |
softdick bank |
Holy Shit McAfee's alive?! |
Lfmfkfoaoaooooo |
That would be fucking sweet |
200 tomorrow |
Well fuck HIPPA I guess ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) |
Monopoly on fuel for those data centers: LEU |
Don’t call me handsome unless you’re gonna hand some of that 😺 over |
Ugh…why did I sell half my ORCL calls before close ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)…oh well, rest of em are gonna print tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) |
Bullish ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) |
SAVE ME, TOM CRUISE! |
ORCL |
I’m sure Texas’ renowned power grid is up to the challenge. |
With the NFLX beat, you’re going to see FOMO into big tech earnings starting on Wednesday next week with META and MSFT |
This guy lmaooo |
Get some help immediately |
I may do something crazy tomorrow; buy Advanced Money Developer shares ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275) |
Sweet best of luck to you, I’m hoping it does well this week and the future |
LMT and RTX up over 3% today\n\nWar is fucking bullish\n\n![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) |
Puts are good play but need to time it really well. Otherwise fucked |
Melania wore him out last night. |
Lmao “I feel tall now” |
You deserve the worst in life. Here’s hoping you die miserable and alone |
Lol |
A 900 3dte call costs around 2k and would be worth almost 10k tomorrow if price stays. Fuck, I can never getting on these plays at the right time. It's just depressing |
Wouldn’t be surprised if you don’t even know what theta burn is |
Omfg dude needs a stool 😭 |
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omg shoes |
Thank you for your service\n\n😂 |
I won’t trust Larry Ellison with my poop, much less my medical records. |
Don’t get greedy |
Market-Makers will pump AAPL when it's least expected; I am holding it tight for a run toward 230 at least. |
80 yo Ellison on Adderall. 78 yo Trump on Valium. |
TEM gonna moon even more now on this healthcare AI use case. I am gonna go long like Nancy grandma did |
Wth is he saying lol |
And you think so because … ? It will rise astronomically. |
STARGATE aka ORCL |
https://preview.redd.it/oxqdanxqafee1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=046f2c777f24f2d836b8aedd02e0a80a48def67d\n\nfuck yeah! |
https://www.saudihouse.org/events/39/\n\nThis one, I saw people posting about it on stocktwits, that’s a 5:45 am EST and then at 8 am I guess there is an announcement or maybe it was this morning of a $100billion investment in future of aviation |
One of my favorite tweets is Elon going from being the Henry Ford of our times to the Henry Ford of our times. |
Here goes the pump |
Bruh |
LMAO. Get wrecked. Regretti smashed it. |
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259) |
Shoes |
He owns .0001 BTC lolol |
I got that thus the theoretical part |
lol. My bad. Forgot the sub I’m in. Take an upvote 🙂 |
Bet he got like 1h of sleep tonight |
> Being built in Texas\n\nCalicucks in SHAMBLES, but at least AI will be safe from the fires |
Jesus OKLO |
Might still be a good decision tomorrow… |
By the Emperor, that’s just the right amount of |
Intel spends more on R&D than Nvidia and AMD combined, yet continues to lag in market cap — Nvidia spends almost 2X more than AMD Nvidia spent billion on R&D, and AMD spent .5 billion, but this pales in comparison to the billion that Apple spends on its future products annually. |
If gramps was still around to witness this, it would definitely kill him. |
I bought an spx call 6100 strike that expires on the 28th. Bought it 11 days ago and it's now up 350 percent. Now I'm just hoping it sees 1000 percent 🥴 |
It’s not gonna hold this price |
lol, Trump has no idea what AI is....neither do I, but at least I'm not on TV talking about it |
ORCL 200 incoming |
NUCLEAR POWERED AI DATA CENTERS\n\n>#SRUUF |
> You can't put a price on Karma.\n\nSure you can. There is a whole industry around selling thousands and thousands of high karma reddit accounts for marketing or whatever |
Sleepy Don. |
https://preview.redd.it/25zlbs4lafee1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07ed5e8061dba248e1e7c2a87f7faeec229c8789\n\nLFG! |
Yeeehaaa! 😹🤑🫶🏼 |
he could have just brough VOO and retired??? |
You don't have a wife. |
Am I dumb for wanting to buy nyflx puts |
Its worth the entertainment for us and the friends/degens we meet along the way |
Cheeto wants to pull a Rockefeller and drop prices dirt cheap to crush other countries oil exports. Once they start failing, we step in as global oil export leader. OPEC+ is in our crosshairs. |
real estate is almost certainly not worth what anyone says it is. |
Do you think Sam walked past Elon and gave him the finger? He's doing some lame efficiency thing. Meanwhile, Sam Altman is the genius |
You already have a bet going - SPY to 630.0 before 22-Jan-2025 04:55 PM -05 |
lol |
Are we still doing the proof or ban thing here? |
How’s this a bottom? |
Imma be real regards, I might be pulling out the casino for the next ~4 years but shit will be volatile and I don't have the stomach for it |
!banbet spy 630 1d |
MAYBE EVEN SPY 607 BY OPEN?! |
big beautiful buildings |
I don't have an understanding of any of that and I am still fully aware that this was the stupidest decision that bro could have made. This pump has been over ever since it made wallstreetbets front page and everyone was flexing their money. Doesn't take a genius |
It's the lull between the lunchtime triple Big Mac meal (super sized) with two apple pies, and the 8 Junior Chicken mid-afternoon snack. |
Orange man sounding very flacid |
Low energy |
Don’t get confused by the stock price vs the fiscals of the business. AMD is having record revenue growth in 2024, almost no debt with billions in the bank, and is overall a super profitable company. There isn’t one division in AMD that I look at and have any concern. They are crushing it in datacenter, client, and embedded… gaming is down but everyone knows the gaming cycle is 7 years, and we are at the low there…. \n\nI’m not telling you to buy AMD. |
why |
🤐 |
Banbet! Spy 630 1d |
He sounds like the dumb kid when it’s his turn to read aloud in like 6th grade |
I also came here for the tasty schadenfreude. |
500 billion? |
The man worked his entire life to save up money so his family could be set up, and you’re gambling it on this garbage? \n\nYou should be ashamed. This is one of the most disrespectful things I’ve ever seen. |
keep it pumping NVDA ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637) |
Jesus Christ he sounds strung out |
Just a moment... |
So this is concepts of a plan, got it |
He was wrong. He meant EASY $200k tomorrow |
Why |
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If it comes down to $15, it's going to be a very short opportunity. |
Bro opsec, hello? |
ORCL |
yea that would be too much of a damn coincidence |
Trump taking credit for the CHIPS Act lmao. Just as predicted. |
ORCL ripping |
Is this real? Like honestly |
Where can I buy Stargate???? |
Larry Ellison. Yuck. |
Yeah we probably should stop electing actual mummies to the presidency. |
NFLX stuntin on the bears |
Made 6k today already ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) |
They were saying how high the premium was even though they expected a bump. |
Oracle is mooning |
I’m gonna help a lot |
I need a Xanax after that TSLA price action |
Just put it in lunr and forget your login |
You shouldn’t be using leverage, Youre a paper account type of guy… |
This is real shit right here |
I dont think $15 is possible without a truly severe blunder. Their valuation now is already under book value. $18.50 was already absurdly low and was likely the bottom. |
500 billion AT LEAST 😵💫 |
Well it’s gonna go to someone else’s grandson now. Gambling is an addiction. Seek help. |
First gate will open to GREENLAND |
Did Trump take a Valium? |
Half of the posts on BeAmazed are like I was a mentally ill drug addict, now I do HGH and could kill someone with my bare hands 😂 Like nah man it’s not good for unstable people to be walking around all yolked |
Lurch, is that you? |
You're gonna have to talk with HR. |
Hell yes half a trillion bucks my boys ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) |
Calls on stargate, wait it's not listed ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421) |
wtf happenend? |
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Look wat 1/24 10c cost last Thursday. Almost bout a few but my reguarded ass thought they were taking the SP back to $5. |
Wait, is he opening the stargate?? |
I’d sign that Porn should be outlawed start with onlyfans |
Any AI CEO not in that room right now has catastrophically failed shareholders |
Ai and other…. *things* ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) |
I think im going back into RCAT, this AI investment that they're talking about ($500B) with Orcl, Open AI and Softbank - that surely will bring something to PLTR and to Drones. |
Love that Netflix keeps going up right in that rat fuck Bill Ackman’s face |
How? 2 calls at around 20 premium. At 980 we're loking at 60 times 100 right? |
what an idiot HAHAHAH |
They don’t even expire yet |
YOSHI SAN |
STARGATE |
STARGATE PUMP |
One has to wonder what life is like for a 🌈🐻 celebrating every 13 years like a cicada |
the shaky breathing at the start was raising my cortisol levels so I bailed |
Stargate calls |
#STARGATE\n\nIt's real |
AI INFRASTSCUTRUE LFG. NVDIA WILL PRINT |
Yes, if young enough could likely stop contributing and be okay if you’re still working and can live on that income |
SOFTBANK ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)NVDA bull |
People are saying this is the best market ever. Bigly |
You have to be special grade regarded if you think META is buying TikTok. |
Look at those chuds lmao |
🥭 say Pltr |
Quite frankly that was, well, a tremendous and bigly first day |
Buying a handful of NFLX shares this morning was good, but not incredible. Was too scared of the call premium, but I’ll take it. Might sell and swing something else. |
Sell it fast in morning before it loses value lol |
https://preview.redd.it/iof89pa0afee1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15cf6d19191e26a90e8427c065215168e62e156e\n\nMore |
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Yeah pretty stupid decision, I went in with 45 leverage. But tesla is a kinda different story, since elon went crazy yesterday. Just not sure if I should sell apple tomorrow, since it already went down that much. |
🥭 go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
RDDT out of control. The power of the regard is stronk |
Most wall street bet users are unlucky their parents didn't own emerald mines and make generational wealth from slave labour.\n\nIf they did maybe their autism could be called eccentricity as well. |
Other “things” lmao |
Buffet once said buy the shares of businesses you like, not FOMO. This dude did exactly that! He likes it. |
My first day back from having a nice life\n\n![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) |
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"CEO of everything" ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) |
Dude is 100% absolute scum |
He looks tired. Tbf at this point I‘d be tired myself lol imagine how exhausting those days must be for some 80 year old dude |
This is the way ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) |
Most of us suck. |
You might have a winning bet |
Betting on anything right now is absolutely wild too, we've had so many red days, bro couldn't wait a little while for the turbulence to ease up? |
as per usual, I sold at 6.80 for a 20% loss a month before it blew up after holding for two years with zero movement but down \n\nAnd of course I would have been x2 today. I don’t understand how everything I hold just burns cash and every I sell off moons months later |
Trump is talking. |
THE TENDIES WILL PRINT |
I'll have what he's not having |
I've seen this before once. It seems that if you're left holding the bag enough you... become the bag |
Why didnt you sell at open? lol. |
Do your own research. If have a good feeling then buy. If your questioning it then dont. U personally think itll run to 20-25 range after er. But its your call to decide what your comfort level is and find a strategy |
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Finally goddam let’s goooo say some good chip shit ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421) |
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AI AI AI\n- 🥭 |
🥭 speaking right now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275) |
Looks who's in his ear now; Zuck, Elon, Bezos, etc. They are going to require vast amounts power to drive their AI initiatives. I'm not just talking GPUs to train the latest and greatest models, but the data centers, infrastructure, etc. that are involved as well. All of these require energy to operate. |
Its starting now. |
615 EOD TMRW ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) |
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Imagine working decades to save this money to give to your kids or grandkids. Day in day out grinding knowing it’ll all be worth it one day because you can sit back and relax knowing you’ve created generational wealth for your family. You did it; the American dream.\n\nJust for your pussy of a grandson to not even show his face while he literally burns half of it and laughs.\n\nYou’re actually the worst type of person. That money could’ve helped people. Real people with real problems. Hope you enjoy your 5 seconds of clout. |
There is something so psychological about the first major company reporting that sets the bar going forward. Now they’ve conditioned us to think that the bias on all big cap tech earnings is explosively up. Then they harvest on our emotions. |
Should have vetted his beneficiaries better. |
Mango is live |
Squid Games had a trans person on the cast. He might.... |
Netflix just go to 1000 and make me a proud papa |
Here we gooooo |
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275) |
I hope these shitty quantum stocks continue to pump |
I have 10 shares |
Thx |
RCAT calls who’s with me lmao ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) |
Bears getting wrecked. Love to see it. And it’s gonna continue 🤣🤣 |
🎶🎶Rocket Labs 🎶🎶\n🎵🎵Burnin’ up bear puts 🎵🎵\n🎶🎶Like a SoCal home 🎶🎶 |
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What a clown. |
Probably about 5% |
Put credit spreads were the call. |
I bought some more achr today, im in at an average of 9.78 so I have some catch up to do, I have a feeling that tomorrow is going to be a big day for them - one of the ones that are up after hours today. I may grab some more tonight and see how it goes. |
I appreciate you.. but will still probably ask in like 30 minutes |
March |
Spy 615 this week![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) |
"Everything is worth what it's Purchaser will pay for it."\n\nAt least tech (mostly) mints |
This has put me off options for life 💀 |
Shoutout Jenna Ortega |
Nope, not at all. Intel has been investing heavily and it has made a lot of their numbers look bad. They also held back on 20a (completely scrapping it basically) so they could jump to 18a.... which is the big thing that is coming up. That means they leapfrogged a generation while investing a lot.... and, yea, it looked bad from a top line perspective.\n\nBut if they can execute on 18a, things are going to be wild. And right in time for huge investments into AI.\n\nBut, 2025 might still be rough. They have to figure a lot out. But it will be a turnaround and some big announcements (such as new leadership announcement soon). I think they hit rock bottom, their current valuation is under their value of their property / plants / equipment.\n\nSeems like a great time to invest before they join the AI party. |
This has to be fake. Even a crypto-trading MAGster can’t be THAT regarded…right? |
Do you still own HPE? Still bullish? |
How long before someone checks on him lol |
Good. |
Oh I stayed far away from this. Just chilling in the sidelines and soaking in the lols 😆 |
Only way we're seeing SPY $599 tomorrow is you bought $598 calls to fuck us all |
Alright thanks for the info. Yeah I’m not gonna let this sub sway me too much but I got a decent bit of info about the actual stocks from my dad, I’m doing it alone for the first time, so I’m still learning the buying and selling part lol. Any recommendations for tomorrows earnings |
R.I.P Grandpa and Grandma |
Gotta have bigger nuts |
Low, but realistically all it takes is a Trump ~~tweet~~ truth™️ |
No. We are still waiting for trump to start the press conference. Watch bloomberg tv. |
Netflix puts? How far out? |
Remind me! 24 hours |
Daaaaaamn, Lambo overnight |
Well at least there’s time for it to go up 💩 |
Imagine putting a bag on your head? |
The U.S. government probably doesn’t care as much about Intel failing as you think. TSMC is significantly ahead of Intel in fabrication technology and most importantly 3D stacking (System-on-Wafer). Research that last sentence if it’s not obvious what I’m talking about. I won’t say more. |
Apple's not the only game in town, poor. Look at $TSLA, it's been on a tear recently, up 3% today while AAPL is down. Maybe time to diversify your portfolio, if you even have one. |
https://preview.redd.it/p22jxqvi9fee1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58ca5554c550016103453a6616f7848ce188ee4d\n\nGuh |
Unsane |
Haha look at this nerd fighting with a bot. |
I bought last week and i have sweet sweet gainz |
He blew 500k of his grandpa's retirement. If you support that you should do it too. |
Thank you for teaching me. Now I will go disappear. |
I didn't say 50k is luxurious. I said that it is not poor. |
100% IV wasn't too crazy. |
Let TSLA hit 440 tomorrow, ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630) |
Regretting not buying RGTI on the dip, was so obvious. All I needed was money. |
That means buy more |
Congratulations NFLX Call holders…..up over 14% 🥳🥳🥳 |
If it holds 980+ then this contract will have an intrinsic value of $80 (underlying - strike) + extrinsic value of a few dollars. Contract will be worth +$80 so 400% gain |
Netflix opening +20% tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) |
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Holy shit my $945 Calls for NFLX 1/31 r gonna MOON BABY |
Open the casino |
Fr bro I got surf n turf tonight let's go |
I do not want the words "Pump" or "Dump" on my ass. |
We made it |
My call expire feb 7. Its been a good few days so far |
At the request of our members, we've started allowing some bets on BTC and ETH, but take your shitcoins to one of the 8000 crypto subs. |
Im sorry what is S? |
Options can't be bought outside very specific hours |
Hahahaha exactly |
Nice now I can afford some drugs |
he $roped homie. |
I thought the same thing, but ITM weekly calls are up 300%, not 30,000%. |
Im so glad the market is fixed and pumping. It was so close to correcting and creating another buying opportunity ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) |
Can someone go wake up Grandpa from his nap so I can listen to this speech before dinner |
Not Great, Not Terrible |
Are we still talking about stock? |
Well, that's one way of calling the rest of reddit. |
Broo my broker (wealthsimple) doesnt show it, however I think Im looking at like 48k in gains if it holds |
It doesn’t even have to stay there we can just hop down there for a minute and then blast off to $607 |
10% |
At least donate 1k USD to me. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob) |
SEND THE BEARRORIST BACK WHERE THEY COME FROM |
Dont need to manage businesses, when you are in the white house and can use your position to generate income. \nIt's a damn well paying job with even more well paying supporters, if you sell your soul. |
I'm currently rotating between Tylenol and Advil with ice packs to my face due to abscessed teeth because my insurance only covers extractions and not root canals, and I really don't need anymore teeth pulled otherwise all my meals will need to be smoothies. Can't afford a root canal so I have no idea what to do besides continue to suffer the neverending toothache and hope the antibiotics keep it from killing me... AND THEN THERE'S THIS DOUCHE just throwing away money. An amount that would literally be life changing for me. \n\nI hope any remaining living relatives don't make the same mistake gramps unknowingly did and do hope the ghost of gramps haunts the fuck out of him. |
Einhorn is Finkle! |
Am I stoopid for buying ALLY puts today? They can't possibly hide their bad carvana car loans can they? |
Netflix 900 puts for march |
Literally snorted reading this |
My DOD contacts say we've stopped sharing satellite and SIGINT intel with Canada for all areas along the border \n\nCalls on LMT |
People like Mango either die really early or live to be 100. There's something about an absolute trash diet and drinking nothing but Diet Coke that pushes you to the extremes of the actuarial tables.\n\nSee Buffet for another example. |
The puts are dropping one spicy-a-meatball on my port. |
Kys |
Ual please pump to 120 by tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) |
most of tech is way too overvalued right now. as someone who has majority of my long term holdings in tech , am worried. they need to keep a balance on these valuations, everyone's greed is getting out of control |
We are not that lucky ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226) |
Will the sexy Indian lady be at the conference? |
Okay but seriously, what are the odds of SPY $599 tomorrow? |
NFLX premiums were insane though, I was eyeing the 990c but thought it was way too OTM. Giving money away for free basically, can't believe it hit. |
I mean the options showing 940 calls for like $15 and a profit since it’s at $990 |
Has anyone introduced OP to the OG nana? |
I’m just watching nflx moon |
I really don’t want to think about when we get the correction. For now we ride to ATH with tech earnings and deal with that after |
It's not great but not terrible. I think Intel will definitely drop once these takeover rumours fizzle out and after next earnings. I was thinking I would pick some up when it hits ~$15. |
I've conducted the scientific research and I can confirm unequivocally that money does indeed buy happiness |
Wait until they release happy Gilmore and Fifa 2027 women's world Cup. Narnia next year as well. Bullish for next 2 years |
Just left the company. I’d say this is a big no go. They’re splitting up all the pieces to sell it. They aren’t getting nearly the amount they expected from the US government. \n\nIntel can’t figure out GPUs.\n\nAI pc is a gimmick \n\nAll the good engineers and workers in general have left. \n\nTheir server business is dying and will continue to die. They didn’t take the cloud serious until 2021. \n\nThe only way they beat AMD is giving a bigger discount to the OEMs. That strategy dies a little more each day as they bleed money.\n\nThe culture has become toxic. It’s basically a bunch of people who have been there for 20+ years. That don’t want to leave because their skills have not developed. \n\nWe needed an SE, the original SE retired because of the awesome package. We didn’t have the budget, so we couldn’t hire anyone from external. What was the fix? Move over a lady from marketing to hide her from the layoffs and we pretend she is technical. That’s how most of the company operates. \n\nI wouldn’t invest. Your money should go some other place. |
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prob. saying/twittering Paramount is his fav. Streaming Site so NFLX Tanks ( ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)) |
Where can I watch? |
https://preview.redd.it/oxduvhlz8fee1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de7b2df3bb2561dfdb6942c0ab0156277b38fbdf |
Is 🥭 💀? Or just napping? |
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267) |
He’s old as shit now. He’s gonna be later and later. \n\nBut I hope the media stops giving him air because it’s extremely annoying |
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We're invading Canada |
SPY 610 tomorrow |
Was holding anything over this weekend. Was to chicken to enter anything this morning. Well scared money don’t make money but I’m not any less poor right now… |
I mean by that logic gambling shouldn't exist either. Can we really blame the tool when every source of information on trading is filled with warnings? These morons would lose the money either way. |
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I’ve seen this… |
I bought $15 puts today when it hit $18 expiring 2.7.25. Thank me later |
Please wear a bag on your head and record the downturn of this trade. |
calls on RTY perhaps\n\nsource: my hunch |
Well.. did it happen? |
It's harder to ascertain since their private, they were 90m back in 2021, and looks like their last funding round was at a 70b value in 2024, so only like 20% less. Meanwhile, Paypal's stock cratered from 2021 highs and lost like 70% value. \n\nThat said, I wouldn't put Stripe in competition with Paypal, Stripe has serious competition with Square from the places I've gone to, they usually have one or the other and dominate the market. Square is publicly trades through Block, and that's worth \~56b. A quick google shows that Square has \~4m merchant users and Stripe has \~1.6m, so Square/Block has 3x the users. Block also owns Afterpay (which is more a paypal competitor), and that's very, very popular for online sites.\n\nComparing them to Block/Square, any valuation over 56b seems a bit sus since Square has 3x the customer base on the payment platform side, PLUS whatever Afterpay is worth. |
STX TO THE MOOOON |
There were some posts regards |
what? their D/E is <1 I wouldn't say their debt is "through the roof" |
Options expire, your money doesn't. Don't let your stupidity expire with your options. |
We are back to watching press conferences now? |
Sam Bankman-Fried approves\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/u75tr34q8fee1.jpeg?width=947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68eae5709d3f7551d44176bd5d36bc2aab960219 |
Wrong. Look again. Have fun heiling your leaders you dunce |
Trump has been brainwashed by Russian assets in the US. He is just too stupid or arrogant to see what is happening. |
It never is |
if it's your first day investing I suggest you promptly leave this sub and do some independent research lol. Seeking alpha/yahoo finance/Nasdaq i ususally use to guage the sentiment around a stock's earnings, and some brokerages don't let you play with options outside of market hours which is why he can't sell. |
$DIS and $GAP. Been holding for 2-3 months. |
Yea but they’ve got Breaking Bad which is fuckin awesome |
fr fr |
Funding secured |
hope so. the one stock that deserves to stay up, doesn't stay up ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421) |
I thought I was depressed, turns out I just needed to buy Netflix calls |
I don’t think you read that properly but wait till ya hear about DJT inheritance guy |
I’m going to retire early |
Who knows but I put 20% of my port on it so it better |
The chances of mango man saying something off the cuff and triggering a black swan event is not 0 |
Pahmp me daddy 🥭 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421) |
Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! No need for logic or well-founded financial reasoning in this sub, pal !!! Take it elsewhere ! |
the united states does not negotiate with BERorists |
What do you mean by "investing like crazy to play catch up", seems like you mean it in relation to the AI boom, can you elaborate, please? |
Don’t sleep on RBRK |
That will be awesome |
Source: trust the grandbro |
Nflx overvalued |
Never gonna stop until I hit one of those 2 cent options that goes +4500% or some shit in one day. Never gonna stop. |
He’s rugging his coin |
Since they are working with Carvana, I put them in my “don’t touch list”. I think they are a legit company but it does show at the very least very poor risk management. |
We need one more share buyback and they’ll show insane returns on their OpenAI regenerative AI investment. |
I have no new news. In 3 weeks there’s a meeting where more news should be shared. Might bleed until then but its lowest it’s been |
I remember like 4 years ago when this Wendy's dumpster thing was funny. |
Saw some regards post about buying NFLX. I just hate the company so I refuse to buy . Wish I had picked up those options now tho…. \n\nAnd I sold RKLB expecting a -10% correction like usual so maybe this time it doesn’t happen 🤣🤣 |
I caught the flu. Puts on my lungs. |
The emergency is AI in regard to power consumption. He has Zuck, Elon, Bezos, etc. in his ear now and their AI initiatives require vast amounts of power to progress. |
$6-$7, no. But around 2-3% yes |
Intel copium is crazy, respect the gamble |
“My wife is gonna leave me”\n\nYeah, I came hard at that part |
So negative. Must be a ghey ber |
Can we get a reddit mod in here to check the two accounts to see if they have logged in on the same device? This is almost certainly rage bait and someone trying to karma farm. \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/s/OTcXp5tQas |
My OIL STOCKS ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)\n\nmade it all back and some of spy calls |
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Yay happy I bought Netflix call during the dip today ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) |
If you check his comment history, he's the most dedicated DJT stock troll ever. I don't think he's a troll. |
I didn't hear anybody in here saying by Netflix this morning. Missed out again boo |
Losers didn’t put their life savings on Netflix calls. Lameos get no LAMBOS |
Not without a cialis |
Why is he late to the podium |
How much it cost to buy? How much does it cost to exercise? How much can you sell it for? Do the math. Is it worth? |
please trump save my NVDA calls lmaooo |
I mean alright, thanks I guess |
He’s gonna bust through the door, scream the word TARIFF, and leave |
Did you print DJT puts? You must have made insane gains. |
U new bro? Search intel you Fuckin regard |
The new technocracy points to bol market for the next 4 years ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) |
what has become of this market. seriously...what is even cooking. this shit is too sus ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) whether you making money or losing money, you probably can see that this has been way too sus since the feds cut rate. everything is starting to look even more fabricated and made up ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) |
Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson plus Squid Games. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) |
There’s no fucking way they built this city on rock n roll ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) |
Fell asleep and forgot to sell my SPY0DTE. \n\n\nI am such a moron sometimes. |
Yes, don’t ban, as we need X-rated relief.\n\nIf you mean The Social Media Platform That Shall Not Be Named - although that might be the Reich move morally, it’s too important a source of memes for this sub! |
Someone had to hard earn that money before it was inherited... |
NVDA staying up? |
Something small just moved |
Just faced an entire joint after 6 months of no smoking |
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Hope this works out, but without a buy out, I don't see this going well, their profitability is trash. On the upside, you bought stocks instead of calls and avoided margin, so you can afford to hold. |
Good job you made my yearly salary in one day 👏 |
b/c no one likes Meta for what it did? same as UNH stock ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) |
I sold, so it went up 30% that’s all. |
For context I’m a 25f and not the best at grasping concepts |
I'm in $KODK too. If you can. Go even heavier, or you will deeply regret you didn't. |
Sir this is Wendy’s, this will expire worthless after sell off |
Oh alright thanks man. |
Dam that sucks. You’ll have a lot of opportunities this earnings season |
Good luck, 6 months for a break and it aint that bad. Think of being sober as another state of mind |
please daddy T dont let these bearrorist win |
Will it really ? |
This is some new level material |
What conference? |
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I’m in for this Friday and next Friday bro. Balls deep. |
Just go man. Leave. It’s genuinely for your own good. |
But isn’t the market open 24/7 on Robinhood Monday to Friday |
![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267) |
it's not fake, the OI and transaction timestamps match with his stream |
$ET for the win |
Did you even read the title of the post you are on. |
If they got em for tomorrow they’ll probably make a good profit |
or this is a massive multi-year top and you’re going to get your depression back when your $23,000 brokerage account goes to $4,000 |
Sometimes, it's hard to realize your losses and throw in the towel. I had a bad day in November when I realized 40k in losses. Kept on thinking "SPY will go back up", but it never did (that day, at least). |
Listening to congress bitch and moan is insufferable I just wanna see 🥭 pump my stonks ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225) |
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Everything is going to rip next week SPY 620 |
The most beautiful tariffs. Just perfect. The best. |
NFLX about to hit 1000$ ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258) |
Visa is super cheap, like .15% its the bank with the name on the card that takes the other 2-4%. |
After two weeks of nuking my account day trading, I am back here to make it all back |
Cornhub ban really got people migrating to NFLX for soft core huh? |
You should have to defend Nazi Salutes in life if you’re so chill with it online. |
Robot plumber lol okay. |
It's up bigly on Crypto news and SPY being up... |
I can sell shares now (I already sold some), but I can't sell options until tomorrow's open. |
Smart man! |
This week for sure |
What about the 69 day MA resistance? |
Only if you're stripe. Shite |
You’re really dumb |
Made money off Amazon calls and Apple puts. Need a\n 5x play now |
Why is WSB only right when I’m inverse 🤦🏻♂️ |
ORCL bought it |
How do you buy it at market close ... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267) |
Bear |
https://preview.redd.it/4lu87v218fee1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa2107f9f85583dd18713dbabdfb4eeb04ae961e |
Let's gooo! |
Should I invest 8k in intel now? |
These plays are actually regarded |
TSLA is a little high for me but if there's a big dip I'm going in. |
Ugh anyone who didn’t know this obviously doesn’t know enough to be messing with calls in the first place. This makes me sick.. |
Fuck you Netflix, Jesus christ |
in bull season, crypto, speculative stocks like Tesla Meta Apple, in bear mostly army bullshit or just economical stocks. |
Netflix makes just as much sense as carvana, don't fight it just go with it and hope there's lube when the red dildos start. |
Imagine not buying NVDA rn |
🤣🤣🤣 |
This is taking too long... ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) |
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Can you not sell now? It’s my first day investing so im genuinely asking why you can’t just dump with the crazy boost right now. Are you waiting for it to go up more. Also, any advice for tomorrows earnings calls |
Go ahead and find the videos behind the pictures of Kamala or Hillary “doing the salute”. Musks is the only one that’s actually fucking doing it, TWICE.\n\nYou’re so quick to BOTH SIDES but instead you’re just excusing a fucking wanna be fascist and being a beta about a NAZI SALUTE? |
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Rocket Lab doesn’t just do launch services regard |
Mr. Meeseeks, I admire your rich fantasy of me\n\nYou bring so much joy to everyone 🩷 |
Nuh uh! i learned gld atm weeklies is infinite money printer (i will not watch market trends and will be caught pants down by the shifting 10 year yield as the price of gold falls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|52627)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)) |
They literally always dump right after earnings, but usually it’s all good news right before so people take profits… now it’s not.\n\nI’ll be curious which way it goes 1/31. Wish I knew! |
Nah.. MM's won't allow it. They invested too much into it lol... like their own meme stock ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) |
ORCL just keeps pumping after hours prob 180 tomorrow |
Why don't you people diversify? |
HOOD up on strong IKBR earnings ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275) |
I forgot people on Reddit only care about nazis that doesn’t exist anymore in 2025 and not the people actively killing Jews in 2025, they like those people. |
There's a video of him doing the salute. Just like Hitler. Multiple times. \n\nAny more confusion? |
Why you banning porn? We degens baby |
Found one! |
Nflx is insane, mad i slept on them for so long. Too late now smh! |
the 30th |
X86 is now dead weight, Am64 is ok for now, the arm ISA is the new king, risk-v is the new up and cuommer. Intel could be ok at manufacturing chips but their IP is still inflating the value of the company. |
Citadel laughing when he put a order to sell 1654 contracts |
Damn NFLX is murderin'. Didn't even realize how much it had gone up since its 2022 lows, damn son. They have Quantum Space AI or something? |
”We’re going to mars” might be good for space companies, don’t you think? |
Taking bets, left door or right door |
Don't abuse the NSFW tag... We can send you NSFW examples is you need to compare? |
You need to not take the loss that is coming your way. It will come. Intel just had a huge bounce. It's probably going to dip for a bit at least, maybe even 10 percent. You'll be tempted to sell. Don't. Intel is a huge company and at worst, it will be bought out buy another company, driving up the price before the purchase |
I sold at $31.46 🙂 |
ACHR calls are cheap, conference in the morning |
why isn't META mooning? Is everyone too dumb to realize they purchased TikTok? |
Granted, downward ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) |
Idolizing Musk is like believing the stripper really likes you |
Netflix 1000 break ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275) |
I came to reply and say that this comment made me $5k today |
Can cvna die? Thx ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258) |
Prez said mars |
Thanks |
Cam on 1k?? |
congrats to everyone who took UAL, IBKR, and NFLX. i \n \nI can't prove it but I know deep down that they ripped because i chose not to participate. \n\nyou're welcome 🙂 |
Probably someone jealous of your gains 😰 |
What is this? |
I wonder the origin of this meme |
Intel going to be bought by a big boy like nvda.\n\nWell played |
Who is this lady yapping 🗣️ |
my rgti puts ruggetti'ed me too. |
You got to kidnap CWE to get his attention |
Imagine Sleeping Joe coming in through the one door, looking at all those cameras and mics and then leaving through the other, visibly confused what hes doing there |
Musk is about to buy intel. |
Me too, I hate the timing of this. S&P gotta have a correction eventually.... but there isn't much room for INTEL to keep dropping. Unless it is just going to 0 and bankrupt (which is very unlikely). |
You are truly a reckless, belligerent piece of shit. Jesus. |
I 100% agree. My point is that more information that just being non-correlated is needed. Bitcoin fits that more information, but has a lot of caveats that people don't like to talk about because it's not favorablee for using as a hedge. It has high risk of regulatory invervention. It has high volatility compared to other solutions. |
Hey SPY. How about a 2% day tomorrow. Thanks. |
my rgti puts ruggetti'ed me too. |
I invest exclusively in companies that make our lives worse. |
what did NFLX smoked? |
I’m so confused. |
LMAO |
He has arrived |
This is not his grandpa’s money, it’s super fake. |
Nana didn’t hear no bell\n\n![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) |
Lmao trolling everyone with the door ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226) |
I think “short” pertains to the capital gains tax. |
wth is planet labs ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) |
i cant believe he is gonna say drill baby drill and then fuck my calls |
It was 34.4% per the US Bureau of Economic Statistics. If you can't even get a basic fact through your head, you're not going to grasp the economic damage of federal pork spending. |
Oh i see. They took some profit then bought 500k worth again. Good \n\nhttps://finance.yahoo.com/news/nancy-pelosi-buys-alphabet-amazon-133922565.html |
There’s images of like every politician doing that, almost like it’s easy to be caught in that pose while waving. Reddit is a fucking dump fr |
What happened with RKLB today? |
>It's really infuriating. \n\nIt absolutely is\n\n>This guy deserves every bit of all the shit that's going to happen to him in life\n\nYup, this is true\n\n>and I hope and expect that it's indeed quite a lot.\n\nHow can you lecture someone about lack of empathy, and then end it by saying "I hope lots of terrible shit happens to this other human being, even though I gain nothing from it"\n\nThe guy is stupid, but he is still a human. Wouldn't you prefer he learn something and grow as a human, and then have good things happen - since it costs you nothing? You may never have been dumb enough to piss away a life changing amount of money, but surely you did some things you wish you hadn't when you were younger...\n\nI unironically wish you the best, even though I disagree with you. |
Yeah but none of this helped AMD either. Not everything needs to make sense unfortunately |
Surely 1000 tmr.. |
https://preview.redd.it/slybf71j7fee1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc6534864ab2de300026268b55d1de88232b87ba |
Who was bro? 🚪 |
Good luck on the NVDA puts though.. stock just broke the 50 day MA resistance. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883) |
I think I get it.\n\nWith 100Bln in AI investments. If you are a tech bro or a Finance bro you will be fine.\n\nEveryone else is fucked, we are totally getting AI robot plumbers and construction workers. |
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Should be 'Proposal to ban [x.com](http://x.com) links \no/ |
HOLD THE LINE![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) |
Fuckin' shame you can't cash in on Reddit karma, eh? |
Look up the post-market price. |
THETA GANG RISE UP |
I always miss where that senseless stonk is going ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226) |
Must be taking a fucking nap, sleepy part 2 |
INTL blue, green card red , a massive dump green. |
I have a girl following me around on YT calling me controlling and not to leave any comments ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) |
I fuck with that |
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You deserve every single loss you get. |
Okay good deal, I’d did see they have a conference going on tomorrow? |
I agree. Just grateful.. especially since it's all hard earned money and no inheritance! 🙏🏽 |
That's why i think sacrificing your life for generational wealth is scam. And that scammer is you. |
But his children could have a Game of Thrones house moto: "Winter is coming, buy only index funds." |
Grandma puts |
If he says he's late because he was watching Netflix it's breaking $1k |
I googled it and that's what google spit out for the answer from 2022. It's entirely possible it's wrong and I'm too lazy to dig into the numbers and figure it out right now.\n\nThe stuff you're talking about is better represented by household income not personal income. Also the number of unemployed people whether by choice or not is important. And no not only the ones that got employed in the last 3 months and are actively looking for work. Is specifically speaks to the number of people opting or forced out of the economy in ways that directly affect the rest of us.\n\nPeople brining in 0 income are relevant regardless of if they're students progressing toward being relevant members of society or people falling off the wagon. They're still essentially dead weight the rest of us are carrying, though hopefully moving toward no longer being that.\n\nIf 50% of the population [edit: i mean working age here, not kids under 18] is 0 income students we're just as fucked as if they're homeless and uneducated. There's still no one to employ them or buy their goods if they start a business.\n\nThis is why extremely poor countries even with relatively skilled workers \nand valuable natural resources can't just suddently compete with the US. you need actual value circulating for that success to really take off in. You can work toward that in time, as the US did with the great depression, but it's not something that can just be hand waved away as an issue. |
Premium is cheap wut? It’s like .42 per contract? |
Their peak valuation (around 2021) was back in the days VCs were still fooled by 'growth hacks' done by tech bros. At one point they were valued close to $100B (half of Visa market cap at that time).\n\nMacro condition has shifted and people pay more attention to profitability, Block/Paypal/Adyen also compete fiercely with their checkout/payment links workflow. TBH, it's not that hard to implement, it's not rocket science obviously. |
The Mexican salute? |
This might be the dumbest comment in reddit history. If it was 50/50 every crypto trader would have half a chance to be a millionaire. 99.9% lose money on alt coins. |
I’m 3 weeks no MJ. Puff it for me! |
HAL & APPLE Calls for tmr?? anybody else in it with me |
This can't be real. |
Yea, negative earnings from all the heavy investments.... \n\nIt looks like a perfect time to invest, BEFORE it goes up and everyone is happy. I want to buy when people are scared, and sell when everyone is having a party. |
Hahaha. Think NFLX will be fine tomorrow regardless |
Thats what this one song is about that always plays on his rallys |
WHERE TF ARE DADDY TRUMP AND LORD MUSK WITH THEIR $500 BILLION AI INFRASTRUCTURE ANNOUNCEMENT |
She bought more lol. My prediction: Runup to 160s before earnings then coin flip afterwards: either it pumps even more or dumps and makes the 140-150 range the new 130-140. |
Wait for next friday |
NVDA RKLB ORCL RDDT AVGO puts. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637) |
Calls on your food bill |
Embarassing u mean? |
Tell him to buy Intel. |
Nerd |
Thank you. Hoping it opens tomorrow where it’s currently at after hours |
Get an app that offers fake trading (Thinkorswim calls it "paper money"). Watch some videos and read some tutorials about trading options, then try your hand at it. \n\nAfter you lose the $100K in fake money they give you, rethink your plan to trade with your own money. |
Today’s my first day trading I made a little bit on some small trades. Im trying to see what might be some good buys before the rest of the week’s earnings calls. Any suggestions or tips. Thanks in advance |
\*handed the medals to Trump |
Bro it might be your own money - but grandma will still be watching. Make grandma proud 🥲🌚 |
If Joe Team can play with the Inflation number so can 🥭 Team ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275) |
Why the hell did Gap pump 5+% today after i sold it on Friday after its 3% pump. |
It would be fucking nice ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) |
Netflix is a cash incinerator, not a printer. They're hemorrhaging money on content nobody watches. Their debt's through the roof. You think that's sustainable, you're just as delusional as their subscriber growth. |
He gonna walk up like jpow, say good afternoon, and we’re gonna see a big ass red candlestick |
Risk of fintech |
Porsche is the best ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) |
Just curious.. \n\nAre you at all concerned about the 50 billion in debt Intel has, the declining revenue numbers, the two full quarters of negative earnings per share, and the negative 16.64 billion in earnings they had last quarter? \n\nDoes it bother you at all that Dell ended the monopoly on only selling Intel computers and is now selling AMD models that outperform Intels higher priced models? Remember that Dell stronghold Intel had was 13 billion in revenue they use to count on. How about AMD outselling Intel in datacenter?\n\nHow much can Intel lose on their next earnings before you get nervous about your purchase? If they only lose another 20 billion are you still good? If I was you I’d cut my loses and get out of this losing position before the next earnings. Intel is a sinking ship…. |
yes please, i wanna know too. need to understand all of this. |
needs to mention the fine programming that NFLX has to offer |
My precious shit coins (pepe, shib) mediocre meanwhile XRP is on crack 📈 |
Can you post your next plays as their own thread |
This mf never heard of nvmi |
Awesome. Lol. |
Jesus these are gonna print. I didn't have the stones to drop 3k+ on earnings lotto so I went with UAL |
What an Netflix’s last 12 months makes you think it’s gonna go down. They’re fucking printing money over there. You sit on Netflix for a while |
🙏🍆💦💦 |
It’s wild, like in the degrees of things I feel like losing would have more of a negative affect on your life than the positive effect from wining. |
Sold SO MANY puts below 7, and it just held horizontal non stop. |
Good price man, small chances that you will be a bag holder. Thumbs up. |
win is a win. there is AAL tomorrow for thursday premarket. |
![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637) |
DFEN is the future, we are going to war. Up 10% aint no fluke boy. We out here in the trenchs |
God it feels good to be American ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)🦅🇺🇸 |
This is so funny |
Dude he never knew the value of that money so why stress it now lol |
it has to be a larp. |
Where you going to spend all those thousand of dollars. |
Feels like waiting for JPOW |
Man had enough money to invest and live comfortably without working a day for the rest of his life, but instead he threw it all away.\n\nTruly regarded. |
I didn’t say that every day was gonna be up lol. Just that I think tomorrow sets the direction of the next month. |
Aw man... Eh, might as well tho... |
Robinhood says on simulated I’m up 15k. So 20k total but it could go down again |
I have 22 $7.5 call contracts so… I’m definitely getting a little risky now lol |
Srsly, hopefully Blackwell numbers move the needle. |
you are a fucking disgrace |
me too, so like 10 shares. LFG |
lol sure buddy |
Hey now I was defending this sub’s existence. My point is that options shouldn’t exist much like cigarettes shouldn’t exist. |
U.S. median income is $37,500.\n$500k / $37,500 is a little over 13 years of work. Up in flames. |
Urgh… and I’m over here fucking struggling to pay school… you don’t deserve this… |
bought NFLX calls before close, I hope the price holds until open |
Spy 607 tomorrow ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) |
Spy calls and mangocoin ftw |
This is the funniest shit I've read all week.\n\nYou unironically used fundamentals, the thing which Tesla is more disconnected from than just about any stock in the market, to justify the price.\n\nDo you do birthday parties? I was thinking of hiring a clown for my nephews party. |
That's not investing. It's gambling. No pity for you. |
Reddit has fallen, Billions must goon |
same i bought apple calls at the bottom today sitting on them till eow |
Well said mate |
![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) |
Shit okay bet you a real one ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) |
Let's leave x links, but make a requirement that if you post one you also have to post a pic of you doing the same "salute" as Muskrat so we all know who the true regards here are |
geeze![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640) |
How about 50/50 INTC and AMD? |
Soundhound back to $20 |
Nah bloody Friday even if it pumps tomorrow |
I think a good size cash position isn’t a bad idea… but yeah, definitely going to miss out |
Yolo’d everything I have into $PL |
Good day for Palantards. After hours jump. Trump talking about AI investment soon. |
First time smokin weed in months |
![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189) |
Is netflix gonna keep going up or should I sell it tomorrow? |
You guys are awful people |
Squid games S2, Live Football, Live RAW\n\nUnfortunately they keep adding stuff the masses like |
It was just lucky guess. but now i'd probably keep going with all calls from now on because I think everything is saying that people are spending on luxury, even if it means no savings and more debt. debt is about to get cheaper. regulations going down. inflation will come back. banks do well, markets do well because banks gamble in the market too. poor CVNA puts guy, rip bears. |
Please make another video of you losing your shit even more!!! I got a taste of your sorrow and I WANT MORE! MORE!!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267) |
Dont |
Bro you have a 50/50 shot of winning the lottery, you either win or you don't, only two possibilities. |
I mightve paid reddit a small fee to continue using RIF. F this app. |
That seems like a distinction without a difference to me. |
No…. I swung some AAPL calls for 2K\n\nCould’ve made like 100K if this holds. |
Hoping Oracle hold overnight 🙏 got 2 calls for next week |
If he was smart he'd realize how dumb he is with money, put it into an index fund and forget about it. That way maybe his kids or grandkids can benefit because he clearly doesn't know the value of money. |
Is it standard in the industry to charge $6-7 to process credit card transactions around $200? |
https://preview.redd.it/t2b0aqxi6fee1.png?width=595&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe413a398f4239461119b3d009329d2e5622a29a |
>"you press the button, we do the rest" - George Eastman(KODAK\n\nYou unbutton, we do the rest - Every man. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xmr9dvki6fee1.png?width=334&format=png&auto=webp&s=791baccb341c5dff8e65fc6dcd6d03654471f0db |
Vile. |
it will be back under $30 tomorrow |
Is he in a portashitter? |
Get out of here with your perfect & sensible explanation of the situation, nobody needs that. |
Guys am I regarded for thinking this guy is on to somethin? |
Crypto |
I have saved up enough money from last year and decided to put it into one stock and let it ride rather than buying 0dte Spy calls than losing it in less than an hour. I have read some good sentiment on the stock recently. My crayon lines speculate it to be good. |
He’s right , you’re an idiot |
Thank you fuck yourself? |
NVDA needs to hang in the 150s for a few weeks |
That’s a lot of words…. 1000 shares it is |
Just don’t |
Reason #69 to spend our money vs worrying about leaving money behind for the grandkids. |
nana ? |
I can only afford a Porsche from before 2015 😂😂😂\n\n\n\n\nIDGAF still buying Porsche |
That's when I lost all my gains ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) |
I thought it looked familiar. |
Dumbass cash gang are gunna do the same thing they did last year. Wait for a dip that never comes and sit on the sidelines the whole year because they think the market is too hot ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) |
Top signal ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189) |
nah fuk trump, he got what he deserved |
https://preview.redd.it/h7l1knhb6fee1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d86bedff1378c6375a99f835cf16db1df42ce1c8 |
AAP* more likely |
Omg. I tot forgot LOL |
If you didn't take profit to cover AT LEAST your initial investment when it popped >20% last week then you need to go back to school |
And yeah… it would have made me some $$. But I don’t have extra funds to gamble like that. |
I lost money on puts too. I don't even know how. -12% and I still lost money on puts |
How to buy puts and calls please explain like im 5. I'd like to put my money I to so.ething worthy to make some money I have 500$ |
💯 |
Well done if I do say so myself |
So how much does it drop before open tomorrow ? |
Yay your measly 8% gain is what alot of folks wish they made at their job in a year. |
I feel like I've seen this before |
You see guys, Elon Musk is a *console* gamer. PC gaming is for poor |
What a buttguard. |
Someday, scientists will try to bring them back using DNA preserved in amber. |
Regard balancing, nature healing |
Is this guy in a fuckin portal potty |
This website is off its tits when it comes to these numbers. People live off less money and that’s before counting some supplemental income. |
Naah, It's timing the market, not time spent in the market. |
Day 3 of summoning up Mr. meeseeeks! |
Did anyone print off the TSLA drop this morning? |
buy $992 NFLX calls now, buy car later |
TSMC has 4 fabs outside of china and Taiwan so this kinda just a mess. Also considering Samsung is still an option and GlobalFoundries has used samsung designs and even done die shrinks of samsung designs in the past it means there are 2 other options for nvidia and amd should they need it. This is kinda based on a falsehood declared as fact. So perfect for a wsb post |
That tldr is kinda weird idk lol |
What? I don’t understand options? I understand that I don’t have an extra $3600 to gamble with… that’s all my comment was paying. |
The grandpa willingly gave it so at least he had a comfortable life (hopefully). The money just flowed to a more deserving place in the end. |
Tomorrow will set the direction for the next month |
3. The suicide hotline operators, that will get to know a lot of (1) earlier than some of you guys think |
Your grandpa worked his whole life for that money and you shat it away because you were a greedy prick, and you just laughed about it when it happened? |
Yea that’s prob best for me haha |
El oh El |
Oracle calls was a good decision |
How many grandmas have to die before INTC takes off??? |
I read this as incel. |
Tell me more, I sold my 5x leverage position after it jumped 15% right after open. I thought I made a great deal and didn’t open the app until later in the day and saw it jumped to 30%. :(((((((( |
Im inversing you regard |
Shirtsleeves to shirtsleeves in 3 generations love that quote |
NVDA CALLS BABY |
Hi handsome |
I'm a huge NVDA bull, but what are the chances of us getting, and staying above 150 this time\n\nI'm getting tired of the fucking 130s-140s, and apparently Nancy and Paul are too, as they sold\n\n![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) |
You didn’t like INTC@ $18.76, but you like it now@ $21.97 - I don’t get it |
Trump gonna talk Ai any minute now. |
The same option is at $24.85 right now. But the market is closed at this moment so there is no way to get the exact number until tomorrow morning. \n\nIf netflix holds its value of $980 plus tomorrow morning he should at least have 100% profit. \n\nCan anyone please tell me if I am wrong. |
Long 🍆 |
Playing the gap for expiry tomorrow. I was able to squint at the candles to the point where making a trade for a couple bags seemed ok. |
i knew it would beat huge bc of the ridiculous amount of ads |
please don't ban [xxx.com](http://xxx.com) links.\n\ni'm cool with anything else, tho |
What a day |
While I am very optimistic about Intel you fuckers just don't learn. But keep it coming |
You already have a bet going - NFLX to 827.6400000000001 before 21-Jan-2025 05:44 PM -05 |
Is the dude regarded or a genius? I've been hearing both |
For real, most people would do anything for a fraction of this kind of safety net. I’m struggling to pay my bills and take care of my elderly mother and help her with her bills and rent and have to alternate some utility bills most months just to keep them on, while cutting down on most recurring bills - after she worked 52+ hard years as an R.N. before cancer forced her into retirement and a wheelchair from the nerve damage caused by the life-saving chemo. Damn shame that the stupidest and least responsible people sometimes get the luckiest breaks and just choose to blow their rare opportunities. |
Fucking TRUTH |
You're going to end up with a 92 Buick |
Intel doesnt have the nano-tech to build Nvidia chips |
Is bro in a portapotty with a bat with the eyes cut out? What the fuck is this an impromptu moment? Oh shit my stocks are dropping... point me to the nearest portapotty... do you have a bag??? |
You could have bought a lambo. Or a Rolls Royce or even both |
Congratulations 🎈 |
Omg I watched it like 50 times already! When he started to lose his shit, I started to get hard. It’s down to 35 so he lost over 600k on paper. Love to see him at the dinner table tonight. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267) |
YOU AINT TAKIN MY FAREEDOM YOU KNOW GOOD COMMIE FRIENDS SHOW LOVING LIB! |
Wooo those NFLX 2/21 $980 whale calls are gona print tomorrow and you definitely could have gotten them at a steep discount compared to the whales |
UNH calls anyone? |
I stand corrected, thank you |
Don’t worry brother we will have our vengeance this week, thy puts will print ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421) |
For those who tried to short SPY....I had warned you yesterday |
Its his grandfathers fault for giving him the money.\n\nHe should have known his grandson is a fucking regard, and gave his money to charity. |
Short or long? |
Very good chance |
i didn't have any bets on netflix. but to paint you a picture...netflix isn't just in the US. there's atleast 5 billion people in other countries especially especially asian countries with growing population that adds to their numbers. i still believe the stock price movement is absurd, the financials aren't even that great. |
This is the stock of 2025 |
NFLX is life, it will sustain us |
2 min |
Just bought some intel !! Let do this 🙌🙌🙌🙌 |
Oh we already have taxation on unrealized gains in my country. Not a proposal here. We’re among the top ten countries in GDP per capita, easy, so I’d say it’s going pretty well. |
this is prob the ans. |
Dude just said a whole bunch of jibberish to say nothing.\n\nAlso crypto is 100% positively correlated to equity markets, it doesn’t derisk a portfolio at all. That’s just factually true, you can look at it over the last 5 years. Whether you believe in crypto or not, that part is a total lie. |
VST has a bad fire at their plant and it’s up 9% today. 😂 |
My chart is green for some reason ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) |
610 |
4k minimum weeklies no thank you |
I want a 992 Porsche. One day Bruvs ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) |
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ORCL |
I always tell my kids I have two rules. \n\n1. Don’t do anything stupid. \n\n2. Don’t film it. |
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Should we all pump the stock, putting $100 in each and help this total regard out??? |
If that regard just bought ITM calls he could've sold them a week ago for like +100% |
>Netflix added 18.9 million subscribers during the quarter.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ty6nu3zp5fee1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57b4ace0252bd9777da25b01189a98a5ad1287bb\n\n![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) |
Why this first sentence about your grandmother? |
That's the loss porn I come here for. Grandma pics |
RKLB what a ride today |
Do you know that tsmc has fabs in az right? |
I’ve been laughing at this comment and his sound all day lolllllllll. I’m sorry grandpa ctfu |
Just buy other tech for pre earnings |
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AAPL puts gonna print |
Sorry to hear about his loss (his money) |
i forgot that donnie always ran late to his pressers ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) |
Recovered 60% of my all time losses from 2 years ago after reentering the casino in September with $5k. Cash out everything except for a couple grand to repeat the process again. |
What a horrible thing to do this one action will define you for the rest of your life. |
Flipped mine I got at $7 too early at $11. Been waiting for a dip to get back in ever since. Might just get in this week since ER should pump it. |
I feel really good about taking his money. |
He's 100% correct, of course, but like anything the question is \*when\*. |
For real, if I’m ever rich enough to leave someone millions (I won’t be) they’re not touching that money until they’re 30 |
Take 2. Let's see if it goes any better ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630) |
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You know that's just my flair 😅 |
Nice man, enjoy your happy meal! |
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Inner peace? More like inner poor. Compassion won't pay the bills, gains will. |
Which of you fuckers is rich because of NFLX |
![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630) |
30% so far ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275) |
Holy shit i never thought anyone would disrespect their grandparents this hard, you basically threw 50 years of your grandpas life in the garbage, congratulations. Really hope im wrong and he actually left millions for the whole family and you were just the dumbass loser of the family |
I'm in it with you big boss |
As ashamed as I am to admit, SPY 590ps 2/7\n\nBut we shall see ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787) |
tyfys |
True happiness comes from having a sense of inner peace and contentment, which in turn must be achieved by cultivating altruism, love and compassion, and by eliminating anger, selfishness and greed. |
Can’t believe r/stock is just soups. |
They are delaying the construction \nAlso they have significantly reduced the number of people they initially planned to hire |
Down 30% on my SPY puts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|52627) |
Theres a surprising lack of ‘regard’ being thrown about.. you may be onto something |
Crazy like a ♿️ |
Letting people have the freedom to massive fuck up their own life is a god given right. If you don't like that, shuffle your ass over to r/investing |
Update? |
Wish I could have had OP as my paypig. At least their money would have been put to good use instead of *this* dumbass shit. Bad piggie. Off to the market with you. |
Imagine that djt regard bought nflx. He and grandpa would have coke and hookers rn. |
Yes, 7 to 1 split when they reached $700 for the first time. |
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He’ll be in with a belt and in a minute…. |
inlaw moocher checking in |
It depresses me to see a moron handed more money than I’ll probably earn on my life and watch them piss it away on the dumbest gamble imaginable. At least betting the colors in roulette would give him a 50/50 ^sort ^of chance! |
growth is fine, and has been for 10years now. about 70% annually\n\nbut this is old news, always was. need to turn the corner on share compensation. as of today, all the revenue growth is paid out (by management) to management.... |
Are you fucking dumb? Its a fucking subscription to a streaming service not a dot com bubble |
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Too pussy to gamble on Netflix 😭😭 have fun for those that did |
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Bro you just invalidated your grandpa's life every thing he build in his life just for you to destroy it in seconds |
I bought a $1000 C exp 1/31 for $10.\n \nI hope that turns to at least $50 tomorrow! |
Bro needs to install a torrent client |
630?? bro you crazy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) |
This has to be staged? |
imagine seriously believing this lol\n\nbuckle up, gonna be a long couple years if this is your perspective |
Probably a decent chance of it happening with the NFLX blowout, right? |
Goof |
My spy 630c expires Friday, five percent by then can't be hard, right?.....right? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630) |
Bears r ded.\n\nIn a way, it’s sad to see the extinction of a species but I’m also happy that Bulls have now proven themselves to be the alpha creature. |
I took a screen shot of $12 calls I was looking to buy, those are worth double now 🤷🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ |
Lmao and still today! Sad. Many such cases. |
Mango sleeps only an hour a day LMAO |
Those things were expensive |
Someone give him ropes lol |
Well, it's fate. Like if you could time travel you couldn't change anything because it's already happened. If you try to inverse yourself, you'd then need to inverse that.\n\nWSB misunderstands inversing yourself. You meta inverse and raise the decision to the level of invest vs. not invest. Then, your decision is to invest, and inversing is to not invest. Since not investing only has opportunity cost (which you will not realize, being a regard) the only choice is to not invest at all. |
I love my Tesla, but there is much more hate than love for Tesla from the public. Partially from the perceived quality, and partially because of Musk's antics. As for the stock it's overvalued by a big margin but that doesn't mean it won't go higher. |
It literally doesn't work like that. Big moves pre-market are wiped out at open b/c everyone wants to sell at the highest price and move on to the next stock which'll make em more money than holding nflx.\n\nLook at TSM. |
When is that |
Shkreli quadrupling down on his quantum short |
Intel is not a bad company, but certanly not under valued. |
People like you are why I’m wealthy |
How’d this do for you after earnings tonight? |
Thanks |
Most people here were too busy buying puts back then LMAO |
Of course RKLB goes to 31. Oh well, I sold at 30.80 and locked in profit. |
doesn't work like that lil bro |
I need more! More! I have an insatiable appetite for life! - Vinnie McMahon |
Portfolio YTD is +14%. I could stop now and be okay but that is pussy shit, let’s keep going ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882) |
Degenerate goof is all I can come up with in regards to you.\n\nGood luck in life kiddo, you're really going to need it. |
Wife finds out and will ask for a divorce? |
You bought puts ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275) |
Are you fucking real? |