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| RemindMe! 1 month |
| You seem very knowledgeable haha. If you have any tips or tricks on selling options I would greatly accept them. Or any outlooks into the market. Always like some different perspectives. \n\nThanks for the help though I’ll definitely look into EquityZen more. I would imagine they are slowly more and more regulated if they were acquired by Morgan. |
| It hasn’t moved in 7 months.. |
| “Iranian dildos reportedly flying over the Strait of Hormuz.” |
| Stfu. What does it mean |
| buy some barrels, fil them up at your gas station, secure your garage |
| lol bye bye Bondi 🎉 |
| Is everybody ready for tonight's fireside chat? I can't wait to see what wise words the father of the nation has in store for us!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/pkxg76ounnsg1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d649dbf02ea2363d052fb4497e98399b26aed7f9 |
| Surprised futures aren't already pumping with all the fucking articles saying he's going to outline the end of the war. We're just going to be in a holding pattern for 2.5 hours just to pump on some bullshit |
| How are you going to trade the end of the rebound? Aren't we excited? |
| Do you think the astronauts have any options expiring tomorrow? |
| Initial Jobless Claims tomorrow before open |
| Wow, NVDA datacenter hit and stock doesn't move at all |
| Idk, we can tell you how to lose money though |
| Best I can do is new TACO tariffs every week at maximum retard strength. |
| That’s from a week ago |
| It’s at $294 so you still have a chance. Orange man might announce peace so it could bust past $300 |
| Its ok I held onto a 20 bagger until it was 200% |
| I don't think people realize where petrodollars get invested... |
| Show me |
| How can I make money out of this |
| "Iran’s Foreign Ministry spokesperson has said that Tehran has received messages through intermediaries and that these messages are being reviewed." |
| Donny speech wont be worth staying up for. |
| Abnormal amount of open interest on spy calls expiring tomorrow. Like more than I’ve seen since May 2025 lol. |
| You'd think you retards would stop using it. |
| Heh |
| Best we can do is letting a sundowning dementia patient make them up every day |
| Trouble is, if you ain't working you are going to spend more money doing stuff. Can't read and clean your house for 9/5 for 50 years, if I'm retired I am going to sporting events, beaches, etc. \n\nIf I can't do that shit then I will end up working for more money to afford a pontoon boat or new guitar.\n\nBut a part time job doing a job that doesn't suck would do the trick. 2 Milly locks your future in, part time gig for funny money |
| so dramatic |
| Truly a budget investor. |
| But the markets only listen to 🥭 |
| Very zesty! |
| Nvda is gonna single handedly save the market |
| So brutal. I’ve had at least 3 massive paydays I can recall of exact same kind of thing happening. Never gets easier |
| Innocent cops are killed every day just for wearing a badge. Not every cop is a bad cop. We are just trying to make it thru the day like everyone else. 😅 |
| NASA is NOT in the Epstein Files… musk is… |
| Yeah it does a little. |
| SpaceX can’t put a man on the moon |
| This is making me nervous |
| Where? |
| Tbh, that’s how must innovative forms of transportation work. Automobiles were reserved for wealthier people until manufacturing costs dropped. Same with plane flight. \n\nI’m a bit shocked that people are so opposed to SpaceX here, but if space exploration is anything like the development of aviation we’re going to see a lot of collaboration between governments and manufacturers and hopefully a growing private demand that reaches critical mass. Think SR-71 and B2’s for the military and 747’s and 777’s for the public. |
| SPY puts |
| # WHAT!? HOW!?\n\n# WHO IN THE WORLD COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SEEN THIS COMING!?!? |
| Copiummaxxing |
| I'm going to be more stupid and reckless than usual tomorrow and instead of buying around open, I'm going to wait until later the day between 1:30-3:30 and bet on a big reversal of the day's trend. I bought a 656p at 1:40 today while SPY was around 658 and watched it soar to +800% but like a retard, held until it was down to only +200%. |
| When is lunch party |
| I wish i would have bought more calls |
| Mago lying to americans that everything is going good reminds me of how I lie to my Mom when she asks how I'm doing |
| That’s literally the plan they presented to him per wapo |
| Everyone expecting troops decision but all he says is : Mogibaba Khameini or whatever his name is said I get no huzz? I do in fact get all the huzz, just ask MELANIA. She’s a movie star you know? How great is that 😊. Did I mention I’m donating my paycheck? How great am I 👍 |
| Please tell me your positions so I can inverse them |
| Is the launch even real? or is this an elaborate April Fool's day prank? |
| WHAT? THE US GOVERNMENT LIED TO ME?! |
| So hyped for trump to say in the new speech that the war is 100% over, then when people realize it’s not he just yells: APRIL FOOLS DUMBASSES |
| No biggie, you can make that back with one flip |
| Iran will not surrender no matter what the US does, they have literally zero incentive to do so, being able to project their force over the region and maintain control of the strait gives them a huge advantage over others in the Middle East, the only reason they didn't do this before was because they were afraid of intervention by Nato but old Bone Spurs saw to that not happening |
| Good thing we elected a man to run the country. He never gets emotional. |
| pussy from a girl named Kristi Noem’s husband |
| I thought you were doing a bit |
| Pretty amazing IMO, considering the tiny fraction of a percent in funding they get |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| Then how will I give you shitty dick like your username? |
| Honestly I have nothing bad to say about any of the services. Pick the one you like the mission or specific job for. |
| Well, worst of your career *so far*. |
| 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇨🇦 |
| Artemis! |
| Koi hai apna bhai yaha |
| 🤔but how is their sharpe? |
| I have to wait until 9pm to know if my puts die tomorrow or not. the fuck am i going to do for hours here. |
| they won’t get them and they certainly won’t last |
| poly market is out to lunch of what the president will say tonight. I am like 50/50 on whether he says that he will economically punish all the nato countries that dont immediately assist with Iran. Punitive/coercive tactics are his MO. Not one "tariff" item on poly market and I bet there he talk of new tariffs or something like no more money to Ukraine etc. |
| russia is like..\n\nso.... u buy my oil\n\nand u stop giving ukraine weapons and support?\n\nwinning! |
| Bamboozled |
| ABU! |
| bought puts for tomorrow |
| You love to see it. |
| What we have here is Poverty of the Imagination\n\nThis 19th century clown is dictating our lives, and he won't be around 10 years from now\n\n |
| USA USA |
| 5/7 ragebait |
| Opening remarks released: Aya-Tolah Kho-Manay… he died like a dog, he died like a coward |
| Watson on paramount+ is hands down the best show in the past 20 years |
| My growth vibes on it are...negative. At the end of the day it's a software company that makes Office software. I don't deny its a great company with a great balance sheet...but no real growth to it anymore |
| I stay out of kitchens to avoid them. |
| comparing Gold to Bitcoin is wild. Gold is a genuine rare earth metal not a useless speculative digital asset. |
| But he doesn’t need congressional approval. That’s only for “wars”, he’s basically using a loophole by calling the Iran war a “military operation”. |
| Let's go Artemis , make the 🌍 proud |
| Why does this all feel so dodgy |
| Where in tos is that, is it a watchlist |
| Capitulatory foolish decision, definitely should’ve just let it ride to either expire worthless or get saved by a miracle |
| Who wears a suit to swim you dum bitch? Also this whole episode sounds very bearish! |
| he shouldn’t be doing options. selling is like a crybaby “fine you win and i lose” sore loser play. If there’s still time left you an idiot if you admit defeat |
| Artemis is Go For Launch!!! T - 10 Minutes LFG!!! 🚀🚀🚀 |
| 🥭 speech at 9est |
| Are you watching it |
| lmfao |
| Based |
| Filling up at the pump and there’s cops on the other side filling up their cruiser and dead ass some dork just stopped to thank them for their service. \n\nDownvote it, book lickers. I was a firefighter. No one writing songs called ‘fuck the fire department’ for a reason lmao |
| Okay cuck. |
| *monocle pops out* \n\nNo! |
| AGG down 3% in march |
| Eastenders |
| depression |
| i usually utilize most active NYSE and NASDAQ stock charts for buying options but ToS has top 10 sizzling stocks and i have been finding a ton of under the radar winners lately\n\nyesterday loaded up on YMM calls out til Sept because of huge call volume and today i see 4 mil shares getting bought after hours |
| NYT will release anything that hurts mango |
| What if NASA rick rolled the live feed as an april fools day prank? lol |
| Please elaborate on this "coming value." Space datacenters? |
| SpaceX funded itself on hype until it got regulatory capture through Trump admin and Isaacman and emphasis on commercial systems. To do that they chose superhero suits and giant touchscreens with sci fi graphics and mood lighting for the gram.\n\n\nThe systems are designed with automation to a fault and rely on the relative safety of LEO and the ability to just end the mission whenever if they need it. A touchscreen with no buttons sounds great until you realize *one* touch controller needs to go inoperative for an entire screen to lose its ability to input commands.\n\n\nOrion looks antiquated but it is a much better capsule for self sufficiency. The astronauts have physical access to almost everything they need to troubleshoot problems. This access has saved previous missions from problems that could have killed the occupants outright or crashed the vehicle or prevented it from coming home. A big benefit of this physicality is that you can look/feel at a panel and know what actions have been done, which is useful for low power situations when electricity is going to be rationed. There is also zero consideration for visual aesthetic (except human factors involved in operating the capsule), so naturally it isnt going to look very clean with wires and stuff hidden away (which is what you associate with modernity)\n\n\n\n |
| !banbet intc -4% 1w |
| What drugs are you on bud |
| Always take a couple week break. When the market bucks you off your rhythm you revenge trade and it just gets worse. I honestly got lucky I slowed down for a month then got in ASTS when it was in the 2s |
| i'm so glad i didnt buy that fake pump |
| Watson |
| Adult entertainment |
| Is it just me or is April fools day a bad day for a rocket launch? |
| Loll he’s going to claim victory and taco. Cmon guys |
| We all assume he's going to try. |
| "It does seem like a market trading on momentum, positioning and technicals rather than long-term fundamental views."\n\n-DJT Jr. |
| And its gone. |
| Green by radiation |
| lol no shit huh \n\nMULTIPLE U.S. INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES HAVE ASSESSED IN RECENT DAYS THAT THE IRANIAN GOVERNMENT IS NOT CURRENTLY WILLING TO ENGAGE IN SUBSTANTIAL NEGOTIATIONS TO END WAR- NYT |
| What's everyone watching on TV tonight? |
| RKLB 20% day tmr cause of Artemis 2 |
| Lmao we’re gonna drop them in ishfahan where they supposedly keep their uranium, then build and control an airstrip and air lift it out. |
| Happy to help, cheers. Best wishes to your sister. |
| lol 100$ a month on groceries? What you eating a bag of rice and beans?? |
| Is this satire? |
| I bought a new pair of the same swimsuit I’ve had and the fucking thing is like slim fit now. I’m muffin topping 😡 |
| My worry is that anyone except rich people with money to burn can deal with just throwing money at a mode of travel that takes so much to perform safely right now. \n\nUntil going to the edge of space is a vacation destination like Niagara Falls no one will be making money from it. Just vanity photos between rich people.\n |
| Jim Cramer is that you? |
| Absolutely agree. Foolish decision to sell at that point. Anything below .20 cents range, may as well have just let it ride. Price action yesterday was bizarre though in the AM timeframe. Just no bids and wasn’t reacting at all to Google up on the day |
| You sold at 10% correction and both indices oversold on the daily |
| Been there. All good brother. Get the next one and don’t go on tilt. |
| 100% |
| Gonna go bankrupt real quick. Futures is as close as I can get |
| Yeah I think the parents are the best move as well. Hardest part is trying to get them to understand private markets and wtf I am trying to invest in. I’ve slowly taught myself options over the last few years and trying to explain that to them is gruelling haha. My dad is an index guy and invests both my parents money so. \n\nThats very interesting, I wasn’t aware that it was common to get a lawyer to look over the paperwork, I whole heartedly thought they would be regular enough not to. \n\nDo those platforms more or less “legalize” the transaction similar to how Adobe promises your file is locked or how trivago promises you certain services? \n\nI have heard of equity crowd funding platforms, they get accredited for me. My only issue is that I tend to not love many of their holdings and would much rather invest directly. Also I am Canadian so I’m unsure how the taxes work through that if they are American based. |
| why are you cutting losses when the market is mooning. yea it could have been a 1 day bull trap i guess but this only matters if it expires today |
| How much did you lose? |
| Taco time |
| Nah we dont |
| Option spreads more wide than the Strait of Hormuz. |
| "Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say." |
| I know the Macro effects of the market are real, but shouldn’t $IREN be unaffected by the higher oil prices since they are 100% renewable. They seem to be in a good spot here. Tell me if I’m wrong |
| Jane Street salivating at all the exit liquidity 🤤 |
| redditsisters, this is an april fools joke right? there's a WAR in the MIDDLE EAST! how can markets possibly think this is normal?!?! |
| Adobe? |
| Ground invasion on good friday |
| If you must |
| No way he’s not pumping right lol |
| Oh thank god, I'm off to buy a rack for dinner |
| If there isn’t some crazy 🌈🐻 magic that happens tonight-tomorrow then we’re back to buying dips |
| k |
| I can't believe we get to hear him speak tonight! How rare. I think I'll keep the kids up late for it. Wouldn't want to miss something as historic as...uh...whatever this is. |
| We need 24/7 stock and options trading donny cmonnn |
| The US obviously can’t invade Iran over Easter weekend, Kegsbreath is hosting Kegs n Eggs in his mother’s basement on Sunday. |
| Makes sense tbh |
| Surely we won’t fake this moon landing. No way LMAO 🤌 |
| But you can't spell Japanese without Jeans. So there is that. |
| Never liked that mustache. But Charlie, he pulled off. |
| assuming you didn't steal that, good one |
| Shoot first ask questions later |
| Robinhood hit me with a 172k account deficit message. They didn't sort out my expiring spreads properly I guess. Isn't that why that kid offed himself? You'd think they would have fixed that. |
| SELL SELL SELL |
| That’s a huge cumshot on my screen |
| I was playing off it, not trying to take it seriously. |
| Same, April 18th exp. Godspeed fellow regard o7 |
| Yugoslavia |
| tomorrow flat before long weekend, then pump next couple of weeks.. Iran effed up bombing its neighbors so they need to regroup and US voters are sick of funding wars |
| beer is good for you |
| Bagholder Asset Group |
| I don’t feel dope wearing that brand |
| Sure thing Elon! |
| April fools there is no announcement tonight |
| Maybe it’s Ladies Night. |
| $100 a month on groceries? What are you eating? Sleep? |
| BREAKING: Rappers seen hanging memory chips from necks instead of gold |
| Talk about a potential black swan right here |
| WHEN DO WE GET TO YOUR ANUS? |
| I invested in MSFT twice and got out of it twice...and lost twice |
| Different time zone than epstiens island |
| Long, very Long |
| True true true |
| You gotta pay the troll toll to get into Iran’s hole |
| What if he announced new tariffs on all NATO countries that didn't help |
| Depends on where you started. If I had sold my $650 spy calls I would have saved $250 but lost out at the $9600 I made 🤷🏼♂️ |
| Sir this is WSB. |
| Priced in |
| We got boots on the moon before boots on eyeran. Stoooopid bers lmfaoooo |
| Basically I’m just gonna talk about how great I am |
| How long until the launch director and all the people behind the screens at a NASA launch are all Egirls |
| Transition from inflation scare to growth scare |
| Where are living where rent is 700 dollars? You can t rent a one bedroom for less than 1200 in WNC. |
| This is going to be his legacy, just straight up ditching the gcc and giving control of the straight to Iran where they can charge 100 ships a day $2million each all in Yuan. Iran will shut down the straight if anyone looks at them funny. |
| lol k libtard |
| Too late. Options market closed |
| Ok thanks bro I appreciate all the info |
| Same here I think.\n\nI have a few Wemby rookies. One of them is really good.\n\nI have a few boxes.\n\nMost of my old junk wax-Adjacent stuff like my Shaq rookie aren’t doing well though.\n\nI also have silver coins.\n\nThe stock market is too much like a video game for me to take it 100% seriously. |
| How come we can fly to the moon but we can't make beer that's good for you |
| hmm...let me think and get back to you on that |
| everything mooned. you had an extra 1-2 days to let it ride. why are you trying to save $800 of 18k when there’s still time left. expiration is still a tax harvest loss lol |
| O/U on 🥭speech length: |
| Pausing the launch timer so they can run more ads, classic burgers |
| Looking at you Taiwan 👀 |
| take your meds |
| >Realized losses\n\nGulp |
| Don’t jynx it. I want Artemis to be a success. |
| Artemis production quality sucks compared to SpaceX |
| T-10 and ready for lunch, maybe some Wendy's |
| Are downvotes antisemitic? |
| $MSFT |
| They don't make pennies anymore. They're nickel stocks now. |
| Give it a few hours and it might act up. |
| FULL FUCKIN' SEND |
| is this good or bad |
| Bond prices barely moving |
| >!`AFTER THE MARKET PUMPS AND OIL DUMPS TAKE YOUR POSITIONS, THIS IS TRUMPS LAST CHANCE AT 'REASSURING' THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. TLDR: LOAD UP ON PUTS TOMORROW AFTER THE FAKE PUMP`!< |
| You don't |
| Trust me, i am not pretentious enough to think of myself as a great trader. Just a side hobby. Meant it purely in the sense of worst individual short-term position loss in 7-8 year history occasionally dabbling in options. Painful lesson regardless |
| 6/18 $35c\n\n |
| Do you still think I was wrong yesterday? |
| Boots on the Moon, Go! |
| Does Levi’s do it for you also? |
| At 0.15 it’s not even worth closing out |
| concepts of a plan were being conceived 6 years ago at the end of his first term |
| We'd still be green tomorrow believe it or not |
| You guys got any of them penny stocks?? Spy acting flat as usual |
| unfortunately, no |
| THE ETERNAL TWO WEEKS!\n\nIt seems so close, but ends up so far away ... |
| Bonds have been no safe haven lately |
| Why is the rocket launch and Donny speech at night European time? Why do I have to stay awake? |
| I'll never get tired of her. She's perfect |
| the amount of movies she is in is growing, at this rate she is gonna be in a trillion movies by 2028. |
| They were waiting for you to sell so they can finally buy |
| So sick of hearing people cry about things being “expensive”. Live within your means. Rent or mortgage should be $700, $100 groceries a month, $200 car payment, and $150 utilities. Lay off the avocado toast MORANS and you’ll be fine. |
| But lol |
| The first bit of movement ah |
| It’s a wild ride to ride an option to zero but maybe it’s not the best decision. It’s okay to cut losses. It’s okay to try again the next day. |
| Doesn’t have to be Japanese |
| if launch is successful we pampin' tomorrow |
| Way too many actually luxury heavy weight selvedge denim jeans out there to be fuckin with Prada dog. Naked and Famous 1/5th the price and actually well made. |
| Plus it’s Good Friday for all their wackadoodle end of times revelation bullshit. |
| Been hoarding shit ton since covid. Collecting my retirement fund. |
| Nah. dumb. If you lose 20k you shouldn’t mind letting it expire, never sell for a 95% loss when there’s still time for it to go back up why even bother |
| it’s so weird, the medical establishment generally won’t recommend fasting but ozempic basically does that already |
| The launch director needs a better headset |
| THE UNITED STATES OF SPACE bitches. |
| Yeah I’m good with the Japanese jeans bro 🙄 |
| Levis is better |
| Two weeks from everywhere! |
| Yes that happens to everyone. In the absence of insulin, the body has to burn fat directly, leading to high ketones and eventually DKA. It's toxic; acidifies the blood. Basically like the body turning to a really filthy fuel source as an emergency measure. \n\nNow with insulin back in the picture, the body is able to metabolise carbohydrates properly again and wants to pack on some fat because it just came out of famine mode. \n\nThat weight will come back off over time. |
| I love a man in Prada jeans |
| April fools! All the money you lost is back and you have a girlfriend! |
| Calls on your sister. Gotta get in while it's cheap and before stem cell works |
| market is bored of iran. its looking for the next thing to freak out abot. |
| Silver and gold back to swinging like memecoins |
| I thank him everyday. |
| You will be able to tomorrow |
| my ex's ex-wife |
| I thought old people went to bed early! |
| Prada jeans? Get some real denim. |
| Here I'm acting tough but irl I'm a shy guy |
| STC chick sounds hot af |
| Not surprised |
| this will teach you to never try to save like 3% of your last dollar on a bet when you still have time to win. wtf just let it expire |
| Nu Hear??? 😂 |
| lol |
| I was gonna buy some Prada jeans or something. I was thinking 500-600 who cares. FUCKIN $2000 |
| sheer number of bonds getting bought after hours says market is going to have a bad day tomorrow |
| I was tired of her when my kids watched her on that stupid kid show. |
| MULTIPLE U.S. INTEL AGENCIES: IRAN NOT WILLING TO ENTER SUBSTANTIAL TALKS TO END WAR – NYT |
| You should really get rid of them, lots of insider buying right now for the upside and other random insiders who have correctly predicted the past few TACO events are saying we'll be green tomorrow. |
| That is several chipotle burritos sir |
| Humans about to go to the moon for the first time ever! |
| Thank you for your attention to these huge nuts |
| If you buy stocks solely priced off of analyst price targets, you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Invading Iran with 10k troops? |
| My numbers aren’t looking good |
| Lmao at “trading career” … may the odds be ever in your favor |
| To clarify, that $18k loss would’be been a $38k+ gain.\n\nWhy the fuck would you hold until -95% just to paper hand two days before expiry?\n |
| The speech is at 9pm so he can talk about the nuke that hits at 8:55pm |
| The monster rally after Trump’s Liberation Day announcements last year, when the president’s reversal of levies suddenly reversed violent stock declines, is fresh in some traders’ minds. Many hedge-fund firms were caught flat-footed when the Nasdaq suddenly gained more than 10% in a single, dizzying session. They want to avoid that fate this time.\n\n“You get a whiff of good news, or a whiff of progress and people are quick to re-risk,” said Tom Keen, a derivatives trader at Piper Sandler. |
| When Margie calls don't answer. And delete the app immediately. Works every time. |
| Don't we have some sketchy polymarket bet that could hint on what the speech will be ? |
| You see Black Rabbit? It's pretty good |
| Nike is up more than MSFT in the past 25 years |
| What? |
| speech is pump, boots on ground is on weekend. Didn't you get the insider memo? |
| you're so dumb 🤣 |
| 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Overpriced AND comes paired with a large investment into Grok if I'm not mistaken. |
| You’re gay- said by me |
| Who |
| If it makes u feel any better earlier this week I was close to a margin call lol |
| Within the constraints of the funding they got from the Senate, it’s fine. A stupid program though |
The 25% rate would apply to derivative products, those that contain steel and aluminum, the report said\n\n https://archive.ph/hPabq archive.ph |
| Lol. We’re not even sure which country we’re bombing tomorrow and you want clear tariff rates? |
| Reminds me of when regards bought heavy into puts during liberation week then got completely obliterated after 🥭 had twitter fingers |
| Don’t worry. I cut $60k in losses yesterday. Today it would have been $47k in losses. |
| Oh boy, you got me. I repeated it elsewhere too |
| That’s a good advice thanks I’ll bring it up. Yeah she’s a little down and also is upset she says she gained 10 lbs in like a week |
| 9pm is late af |
| Me when I miss the joke |
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| fuck Fuck FUCK FUUUUUCK |
| What kind? Been thinking about a revolution cooking toaster, but they're pricey. |
| why they go down tho? |
| Still is 2 weeks away |
| there are not enough troops in the middle east for boots on the ground, they'll continue their bombing campaign and call it a day\n\nsource: i am in the us army currently in the middle east |
| Dune, Spiderman, Odyssey, Euphora and the Drama. They are trying to make us tired of Zendaya. |
| #OFFslaught |
| He doesn't have the cards |
| Well it didn't blow up. |
| Well fuck |
| Not really, I think private and public space exploration and exploitation can coexist. I think NASA does great things but it’s constrained by budgets outside its control. I don’t think SpaceX is constrained in the same way and isn’t as constrained either. |
| If the gulf oil states feel vulnerable say good bye to your overpriced ai plays. Pdf can't go on TV and say the usa are leaving Iran |
| This will be WeWork 2.0 once people read the financial statements lol |
| Maybe basketball cards. |
| Jus give 10 trillions to spaceX, Elon never missed timelines |
| No. He destroyed so many ports and the economy |
| Could be worse\n...\n\nYou could have picked Nike\n\n\nCmon just do it |
| real? |
| PINS |
| I mean we’re literally going to the moon |
| I've noticed less meme stocks being talked about, did we do it? Do we only have experienced degens left after that onslaught |
| you vs me and my put spreads. |
| Im old enough to remember when 🥭s Healthcare plan was 2 weeks away. |
| bamboozled by the doozler |
| Absolutely should have. Saw GOOGL up on the day and the option just didn’t budge at all. Waited until almost noon, thinking the 2-3% up day would have some impact on the price, but No bids. Was just hovering around .03-.04 cents all morning. Seemed inevitable to expire worthless, but the second i sold, it rocketed higher. Hindsight always 20/20 |
| Hell yeah brother. Just get a new dog then lol |
| Dude wtf |
| I went with 30dte puts for that reason |
| Would be really funny to see video of two interns dusting that thing off and unrolling it. |
| The government sucks at doing shit, get over it |
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| What announcement |
| Much different |
| For my sake I hope this pops for you. |
| To the moon… but like literally |
| redditsisters i borrowed 30k to short the market because you said everything was doomed. what do i do about my margin call????? i hate dermpf soo fucking much why does he do this |
| Launch procedure halted. Thanks Biden. |
| The speech is to announce his new trump brand dress shoes in partnership with Cole Haan |
| Can't believe 🥭 is possibly going to take the war to the next level in light of Artemis launch and Easter. 😞 |
| Yes, also "Destroy little crying bears" |
| Also a handy tool when your port goes -99% and it becomes a bath bomb. |
| #RAYTHEON GOING TO THE MOON, $200B GOLDEN DOME CONTRACT. LET'S FUCKEN GO!!!!! |
| Americans are slow |
| The 25% tariff on steel and aluminum is going to apply to the entire value of the finished product.\n\n🤣\n\n |
| so retared |
| Market will tank on his speech almost to new lows only to recover back to flat at open then we pump up 0.30 come back to flat and stay in-between all damn day |
| Nah fuck that I’m dying alone. |
| we stopped caring about truth 2016, try to keep up |
| WSB about to get overrun with chinese and russia propaganda in a couple of hours 🤣 |
| Mango will destroy the USD with hyperinflation !remindMe 12months 4770USD |
| real talk tho.. have you even thanked mango ONE TIME!??!?! |
| I hope so I bought a shit load of calls |
| Ohh there was more to the story. Yeah, then he's being a dick. |
| Yes King 🤴 |
| Started a business, get paid a lot of money. I've made a fuck ton more outside of the markets but my ego makes me come back in. It sucks. |
| Prenup next time bb |
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| BUY BUY BUY RAYTHEON |
| They're about to launch 4 people into space with a Commodore 64 and a toaster. |
| stonks are the real checks and balance it seems. |
| You don’t walk into a bar and start yelling fuck you at everyone |
| Dope, let’s regroup in 12m. I dont have crazy conviction on this play versus the other plays in my port, but hyped to see how it plays out |
| He’s gonna say all that and we will have boots on the ground Sunday |
| It's gonna be a fun night shit posting with y'all during the speech and watching spy either climb or shit itself. |
| It's not our fault that you fried your brain gooning |
| We are invading brother. Calls. |
| Cardboard 2.0 😼 |
| the stonk market is the real president |
| Didn’t this dipshit say 2-3 weeks 4 weeks ago? Why would it hold any weight when it’s a known lie? |
| Hey, $35 is good Chipotle money |
| You think on that lesson I just taught you, boy. |
| Dont worry gays are not drafted |
| 9pm is past my bedtime, keep your autistic screeching to a low volume. please and thank you. |
| Calls on tumor growth |
| Fuck Elon and fuck SpaceX. At least when NASA developed new tech when they were funded, they shared it and didn't wrap it up for retail sale. Just another shot in the face by the "free market". |
| We are looking at a Covid style market correction this is just the calm before |
| now kiss |
| speak for yourself |
| shalom my regards! 🇮🇱 |
| I expect nothing less from this sub. |
| In a way it’s kind of brilliant how the US has a system where a wannabe dictator can still be vetoed by the stock market |
| They're young and/or have only invested in post-2020 bull markets, I think. But it is truly absurd when I look at the total % G/L, people acting like 15% is down 50% |
| Does it have ai? If not still not better |
| No crying allowed in the casino |
| Is it gonna be disappointing unless he says the strait is open?? |
| I miss my dog. My bitch of an ex wife got her in the divorce. Plus half my money but fuck all that I’d rather the dog. |
| Strike and date? |
| Thanks for keeping this sub up and running |
| We going to the moon literally 🚀 |
| This subreddit clearly isn’t for meant someone as smart and rich as you, sorry man. Hope you find your people. |
| I think you just laid out a great case against privatization. NASA figured this shit out 60 years ago. SpaceX has accomplished only a tiny fraction of what NASA has.\n\nOn the other hand, if NASA is better at it, but the government insists on sending money to SpaceX, I guess there might be a chance for retail investors to pick up some scraps from the slop bin. |
| Looks like paper trades. Now real cash |
| https://preview.redd.it/fnepj601lnsg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f85cdc76251cd34f14b94c8b427502898e452d8c\n\nClose, but you can't beat the classics |
| He expected the stock market to perform worse than it did when lit this off, bottoms not in for ol Donny |
| Like they did with EVs... |
| Hopefully they still have the “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” banner in a back closet somewhere still to reuse. |
| 🤣 |
| mango been dropping hints all day. hes gonna be talking a lot of nonsense today |
| Astound these nuts retard |
| > Copilot is a huge problem for them, and they are going to be behind the AI race when Claude, Anthropic etc are the young guns innovating the field.\n\nMicrosoft Co-pilot now gives you the option to use Anthropic. |
| dont tell me what to do |
| We are sending in the bers |
| I got a sweet new toaster so, yes, I am better than the average ber |
| I can't help but think the braintrust is convinced that they can declare victory tonight, then Iran will go back to their daily lives, and then the US can catch them off guard with an invasion over the weekend. |
| Different time. Different market. |
| Iran says there are no talks to keep oil high. Trump says there are to keep oil low. If you think the truth factors into it, sorry but ur tarded. No telling what is really happening |
| I’ve been coding from my phone all day. No issues here. |
| He's going to walk out with the new Ayatollah and they are going to profess their love for each other and that they are both retiring to go open a bed and breakfast. |
| You watch who you’re talking to, boy. |
| That’s what my balls smell like rn |
| Wash your ass |
| head to wendys now and grab an application before they close |
| in 3 hours. |
| Of course, it’s WSB. |
| Well that's just plain rude |
| Which one of you are trading back and forth that one share of META after hours on Robinhood!? |
| Mine was at 41 when I was diagnosed. In mg/dL that's roughly 738. \n\nMorale is the most important thing. Diabetes is a drain on morale. Tell her don't hesitate to go get some therapy if she needs it. I've been a few times to address diabetes burnout. Diabetes burnout is dangerous. \n\nBut like I said, it's doable. Don't despair. \n\nIt'll be a whirlwind for a while. Much to learn. But it'll stabilise. |
| Yeah, Salty |
| We need to get that strait of 🥭 opened up asap |
| Ping |
| I think we are them? |
| 5g internet is also a thing for a ton of people who can't get fiber. It's not a market with no other options. |
| If the options are a) we ask people nicely to stop eating and continue to spend a ton of money on the issues stemming from obesity or b) we pay for them to take a weekly jab, then I am going for b) because a) clearly isn't working. |
| Gg |
| Why not ride it into the ground at that point? I mean, why bother with the stop? |
| It astounds me how highly regarded most of you are. Most of you pathetic MFs cream your pants offer making and losing the same $35. It’s fun to watch. Pathetic. |
| Where the fuk are those goddamn new datacenters?!!?!?! |
| when does mango talk? I have puts. |
| Nana is not pleased. |
| Thinking the ship blasts off just as Mango goes live. NASA then defunded. |
| I’m glad you clarified but pubes aren’t usually the first thing people think of when you say curly hair |
| Security! |
| Are these covered calls or just naked calls you sold? |
| How’d you get quotes from the mango speech early |
| The war will never end. |
| Why tf you sold at 4c 🤔 |
| And bols instead believe in 🥭. Clearly burka guy is more trustworthy |
| If Trump ends NATO relationship, wouldn't that make the market tank? NATO countries would likely divest from the U.S., at least partially. Right? |
| Did the market care when a plane hit buildings |
| Jesus died for our calls |
| Ban |
| He’s gonna do the Tom Cruise stunt of coming down the rope, spreading all the limbs like a starfish and declare we have won and boots on the ground to keep winning |
| Jesus died for our calls |
| In other news gas in my area went up another 20 cents. Powell and the fed boys have got to be annoyed if they aren't insider trading. Spent all that time facing congress and having to repeat inflation is transitory just to revert back in the blink of an eye. |
| 🥭 is going to giving a long ass speech about securing the enriched uranium they are not gonna find. Iraq deja vu all over again. |
| Regard |
| Trade rules can change overnight. |
| I was just messing around |
| Silver futes makin some real funny lookin moves |
| Anyone charting how some index reacts sentence by sentence to Trump's speech tonight? |
| Smells like bear sweat and bull piss in here. |
| Breaking demorats attempt another steal by creating fear and panic over gay fake virus...luckily people aren't as stupid anymore....stay tuned \n\n |
| hot take, homie |
| Why would you type this out loud |
| I was excited for the new Harry Potter but it's not diverse enough |
| That’s what happens when you pull your pp out for Harambe. We humans need clothes and get smitten if we get completely nekkid. |
| But it *is* legacy tech. The solid boosters are from the shuttle. The actual engines are from the shuttle too. NASA even acknowledges that Artemis is the product of compromise. |
| Claude will return soon\n\nClaude is currently experiencing a temporary service disruption. We're working on it, please check back soon. |
| chalk that one up as yet another war Donny pump n dump solved |
| mango will announce that he has won biden's war |
| Why not September 6th? |
| What?? |
| Yeah anything autoimmune is tough. Good job. I know she’ll get it under control she’s still figuring stuff out. Her glucose was like 400 and she went to the hospital |
| Of course it’s that easy. Why did no one think of this before?!? |
| my spy puts say no\n\n\nOne thing in our favor is he will be sun downing right when the speech starts. No telling what this creep is gonna say. |
| I didn’t buy 1dte puts at close because it’s essentially just gambling on what a crazy person will say. But I’m not dumb enough to buy calls here |
| https://preview.redd.it/p0vfqqafknsg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aca9faaf694be3945a7ac7627f403f547e556402 |
| I gotta quit holding cash, I have too much margin and keep opening CL contracts because I’m bored. |
| On their upper lips 🤤 |
| You can't just deny your draft, that is not how it works |
| I'm not falling for that shit again! |
| Well he's the first guy to probably drop the sun on a small conflict. |
| just as likely to go the other way |
| After a long day at work, I love getting to relax and watch the latest slop that Netflix put out for us |
| Yeah I think the only real checks and balances this country has anymore is the price of S&P and DIA |
| If you aren't planning to retire and you are already holding assets that make sense and aren't unnecessarily volatile, then it may be more appropriate to wait it out. Trying to guess where the market will be in 10 years is near impossible. |
| We do something very innovative with the dough |
| For sure he gives a fuck. |
| Too many in a bunch of accounts. But I have 120 calls at various strikes up until 2028 on BTO, that would be the most direct opposite of your play |
| Ok super model |
| ☹️ |
| VT and chill is more my style. |
| i’m telling you guys this can’t happen because i spent $500 on deep OTM 0dte calls and if this were to happen i would make too much money markets can’t allow it |
| Brokerage 90% invested, no margin. ROTH/IRA all cash. |
| Everyone is lying. It won't be real until it is. |
| 100 percent |
| He's going to have a big Mission Accomplished banner behind him tonight. Say we've won, we'll be out in two weeks (which will be an additional two weeks indefinitely), NATO are jerks. Market will pump. \n\nSaving you guys some time |
| a visit to the apollo 11 landing site with a hi res live stream would be so baller |
| Is a -2% day too much to ask for tomorrow? |
| ##Reeeeeeeee! |
| There’s too many comments in the comment section. Lol. Can it nerd! |
| CLF🚀 maybe |
| Do you think Donny gives a fuck about the market? He's trying to create a legacy for himself. Donald the Great conquerer of Persia. |
| Cool |
| Insiders buy in. By the time the rest of us find out, the ticker has peaked. |
| Ima take my bra off BLAST MY NIPS |
| Advice for all traders here: try not to get drafted too soon. Iran starts being nice during jasemine bloom, but up until end of august it‘s too hot to really go outside and enjoy it. So if you can‘t be done by end of may, go for september. |
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| #IM NOT LEAVING |
| Source: random guy in burka |
| Do you guys like curly hair? Not like your pubes like on chicks heads |
| There’s way too many comments in here constantly, stop spamming slop. |
| Already shilling for a stock that hasn't even IPOed |
| you still think he wants to pump the market, what evidence can you point to that suggests that? |
| I sincerely hope you bought calls. |
| are you actually stupid? |
| Don't worry it's just going to be the same dementia-riddled nonsense it usually is |
| This speech tonight is guaranteed to be retarded |
| Loading up more MOS calls. |
| How many ports have you blown up... |
| Military expansion is soo last month, April is all about the 2nd moon landing |
| Yeah single most brutal loss of my trading career. The price of this contract was oddly subdued Tuesday morning. Somehow within 30 mins of selling at .04 cents, it just rocketed higher. Not one to call MM manipulation, but it definitely felt a bit artificially suppressed as GOOGL was up on the day. Then after capitulation, bids arrived out of nowhere |
| This is the highest probability scenario. Calls for tomorrow, puts at close for Tuesday. |
| I did not! |
| NEW: An Iranian source tells Reuters that no talks have been conducted through mediators for a temporary ceasefire.\n\n\nSnip snap snip snap snip snap |
| Iran isn't so who is |
| Went long on lean hog futures in November, EZ MONEY |
| "why buy Gold mining stocks when you can just mine an asteroid" ahh comment |
| Incel vibes bruh |
| Check economic calendar on Google. Monday doesn't have anything |
| My names Artemis and I bleach my butthole |
| Battery issue cleared on Artemis. So far go for launch <19 minutes 🤞🤞🤞 |
| Only on Reddit do people think having 276k left when you’re down 600k is somehow a “good thing” just because YOU think 276k is a lot of money… yet ignoring the fact you lost 70% of your money. \n\nIt’s clear why so many of you belong here. |
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| Aaaaaaah my baking supplies. Wait, luckily I already bought more. |
| Donnie D dropping the famous line one more time. NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO BUY |
| BREAKING: New COVID-19 variant nicknamed “Cicada” has been detected in multiple U.S. states and countries and is being monitored by health officials.\n\nWW3, new COVID, more tariffs(?) oh baby we going to see 500 again |
| Yes! To all! DM me plz |
| actually quite high |
| That would easily be back to 700 |
| Sounds like a fake account |
| Ha. Look at this guy who believes that's rice and not sleepy forbidden rice |
| T1D is a massive PITA. I hope her trial goes well.\n\nIf not, it's doable. Just annoying. 26 years in the bag, here. Can live a normal, long life. Just important to keep it under wraps. Once shit breaks, it's hard to fix. |
| Why |
| This speech is not Déjà vu of last year\n\nBut it’ll be fucking hilarious whatever swan comes swimming after this shit LMAO |
| Battery issue , sensor issue, ffs. If this doesn't launch today it will symbolise this year very well. |
| So trump pump confirmed? Is my credit spread gonna actually make me money.???? Find out soon boys |
| Knowing he wants the market to pump and ties his entire ego to it has turned me into a bear |
| Can people just stop spamming their slop in here constantly? There’s so many damn comments constantly it’s had to actually have quality discussion. I know I’m apart of the problem posting this but come on |
| WOAH!… oh |
| Brave Sir Robin ran away, Bravely ran away, away. When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat, Bravest of the brave, Sir 🥭. |
| I left that life behind me |
| The universe just wanted to F u dry. |
| Ok Elon |
| There's Richut here |
| anyone making popcorn tonight |
| Giga pump tomorrow after news tonight that they’re opening the strait. |
| You think it's different there? |
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| Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.\n\nNahhhhh this is fucked up |
| because she is a fan of that underwear shit |
| I thought that was Monday. |
| Yeah the volume on that is wild |
| HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA unlucky |
| mcl let’s do this donny |
| Damn, how did you manage that comeback?? |
| more than likely he will just pack up and leave. claim victory. withdraw like nothing ever happened. and then let the world figure out what to do from here. |
| Tariffs are so 2025\n\n2026 is all about military expansionism |
| The gap down will be HUGE |
| If you’ll believe me, it used to be much worse. |
| What about second port |
| Thanks |
| don't be |
| Yikes. |
| What are the chances that Donny will praise himself for the moon mission instead of the astronauts during the address to the nation? |
| We get a lot of practice |
| Good luck |
| Trump will announce something to boost the market today, invasion of an Iranian island will come over the long weekend, book it. |
| you think i can afford that shit |
| US to Set 25% Tariff on Finished Steel, Aluminum Goods, WSJ Says\n\n https://archive.ph/hPabq archive.ph |
| Satellites = ASTS \nA new type of defense stock |
| Definitely. |
| It's all cgi, the earth is flat |
| Well said. Thanks man |
| Asking?? He won't need to ask he will have sensors in his gut and blood monitoring nutrition and glucose levels that will set off an IV micro drip to feed him a solution derived from bugs and twenty somethings with purple hair. |
| I'm terrified of this upcoming speech |
| It would be especially funny because I dont think you can draft a vet\n\nSo have fun, GL, remember to bring sunscreen |
| Will continue buying oil on the cheap. \n\nTonight's speech is GW Bush declaring "Mission Accomplished" all over again. Absent a bloody occupation, the US doesn't really get to leave in a way that materially affects the oil supply/logistics issues until the Iranians say so. |
| Gay gay gay |
| Let’s be real this dude is gonna talk for hours about how amazing and done and over with all this shit is, market up tomorrow, then ground invasion over the weekend 😴 |
| Yeah but this doesn't blow up |
| You're getting close. Careful with the YOLOs from now own. |
| Some of yall unmatched in being annoying as fuck. |
| Yes it was appalling! The butler put a grapefruit knife where the fish knife should have been and someone tried to serve me caviar with a metal spoon! I almost spilled my tea into my saucer I was so aggrieved. One star. |
| Why did she buy |
| We were so close too getting the boomers to liquitate their retirement accounts. So fucking close you have no idea. The trump pumps really did save the market. At least so far |
| 🥭: the beatings will continue until moral improves |
| Why? His approval rating is cratering, the war is incredibly unpopular, and gas prices are through the roof. He has to do something to justify why he did this and what the endgame is supposed to be, and it doesn't have to be a victory lap. This could be him getting in front of the bad news of boots on the ground, because no one is going to believe the victory lap anyway. |
| I hope all goes well for your sister. I hope the trial helps. |
| His speech is how I’m going to get the contracts for $0.50 a piece |
| \*looks at the tech sending people to the moon\* \nah yes, old and dilapidated. \nGTFO. It's not made for retail sales. It's made to send shit to space. |
| well if we get a TACO tonight, you bet your ass theyre not giving back that land in lebanon. mission accomplished!!!111 |
| Lmaooo for real? Thats wild theyre not on base |
| Throwing $240 down is ballsy or retarded |
| Lmao. Hope not. I think tmrw will be redddddddddddddddddddddd |
| $LEXX $LEXX $LEXX 🚨‼️ |
| Cool so Iran is gonna keep "spot hitting" our shit over there. Fucking brilliant |
| Cheers bro |
| Every missile Iran fires from here on out will cause spy to pump .25% |
| Damn man, how did you make it up to 500k?? You guys are some motivational motherfuckers |
| There's 25k volume at 608p for tomorrow. That's just delusional. Who in their right mind would be buying those? |
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| Oh yeah been there lmao |
| So love the theory, have questions about the practicals |
| 3 hours. big event,. |
| 50K troops staying at 3 star Hiltons. Calls on hotels as they're not going to the base anytime soon. |
| Do you include “Top 1% WSB Commenter” on job applications? |
| WSJ posted an article about it at 4:53 |
| Or maybe they go on a fucking diet and stop being so fat |
| I think thats its going to be far more valuable than that very quickly. Nothing else even holds a candle to the coming value to the marketplace that it offers for the future. |
| Imagine mango has a draft board on display and the board is set up with income brackets 0-5k, 5k-15k, 15k - 30k and the people getting drafted are basically everyone making less than 80k |
| Frank enjoys it in the Wendy’s dumpster |
| the time to buy was before the speech gooner |
| Go back to r/valueinvesting |
| And medicationed-up. |
| Maybe the true pdf file was the presidents we made on the way. |
| if you lose all that fat your dick might actually get bigger |
| I have 30 of those 630s |
| Yea and oil opens up at $80 |
| Futes are gray |
| 🥭: I'm not fecking leaving. IM NOT FECKING LEAVING 🎤🫲🥭🫱\n\n\n👏🥹👏👏😑👏😎👏🤑👏😳👏🥹👏🤯🤯👏😍 |
| Wait till mango finds out that the launch is from kennedy space center, and not trump space center. Oh, the rage |
| Couple years ago I took a 6 figure account down 90%. Back at ATH |
| -said everyday |
| Don't forget to copy and paste this in tomorrow's IPO thread |
| unlikely. unless he is asking for congress approval (which he wont). they would likely just march in for an specific mission without announcing beforehand. its how he handled the bombing and other "military excursions" before. |
| wonder what the timeline is like where 🥭 got the nobel peace prize, that felt like his Vienna Academy of Fine Arts moment |
| Someone check on the bears. It’s going to be rough when spy opens at 670 |
| Google supply and demand, that would be a good start for ya |
| I'm already tired can we just listen to the 🥭 now |
| 9pm et |
| 🥭 right now like those astronauts on the pad sitting on his royal commode getting prepped for primetime with make up/hair up/amp up |
| Market was up today tho. |
| Satellites are *perfect* for looking far underground. He's thought of everything! |
| - Inflation from oil hasn't actually hit us yet. Rising gas price is the start. Soon food etc will rise squeezing investors even more. \n\n- Many are drawing from 401k. \n\n- Private equity is exitmaxxing. \n\n- Petrodollar at risk of replacement \n\n- newest jobs numbers are shit\n\n- increasing rate of layoffs including the recent massive layoffs from Meta and Oracle.\n\n- vehicle past dues and repos continue rising\n\n- AI flop risk\n\nLots of downward pressure and that's not even mentioning how the strait of Hormuz is now the property of Iran when it previously wasn't along with the GCC likely looking for protection by siding with Iran if the US leaves. |
| If someone conceived him to make a shitty April fools joke to seem hip and funny to the kids I die laughing at him.... something like I am King now or aliens are in control LOL just kidding |
| Futes HEX #FFCBCB Red. |
| SPY 560p 4/30 - buy contracts tomorrow after TACO’s hallucination speech tonight. See you in Valhalla.\n\nEdit - I will return in the morning with proof of my position so your mom knows how lucky she will be on our upcoming date night. |
| Never baked in. |
| Might want to go back. Pedos and pedo supporters are running the show here |
| tru |
| $VSCO is the only stock my sister has (since 2023) and she only opens the app like once per year and she is up 47k (148%), meanwhile I check the app + this sub 24/7 and I'm red YTD\n\nI keep telling her to sell it but she won't listen, what the fuck |
| My sister just got diagnosed with type 1 diabetes :/. She’s gonna participate in a stem cell clinical trial |
| What catalysts are you expecting? Failed peace talks? War escalation? |
| Ive lost 25% of my port. About 100k over 5 years due to my idiotic 0DTES, and shit like that.\n\nI can tell you, i needed 3 years off. Came back, I have about 500k now into VOO/Diversified funds that i just simply do not touch.. and i have 50k that I mess around with stock trading/picking etc. It is absolutely abhorrent to come back from a loss like that. But what else you gonna do? Cry like a little bitch? Or get to work? |
| The way he comes up with those bullshit stories on the fly like that is truly an amazing skill you have to give him that. Watching that dog shit about sharpie pens the other day I mean who the fuck could come up with such wild shit when he is supposed to be talking about a war |
| i wonder if Bibis goal was always gaza 2.0 in Lebanon and Iran was the smokescreen and US the retard left holding the blame |
| I think making assumptions about large groups of people is wrong. |
| Exactly, otherwise he'd do it on the weekend |
| I don’t have much need to burn or freeze things tbh, can I be a chocolate mage instead? |
| Artemis I has a bleached asshole. |
| I hate having to go 50% cash everyday 3:58pm...don't know If i should feel happy or sad if the market dumps or pumps |
| The Israeli ones? |
| Nvm Futes r real and straight |
| Was anyone here aware of the steel/aluminum tariff "overhaul" news before noon today? \n\n$AA started mooning at 10:40 this morning, but nothing was published on Schwab about it until an hour ago... |
| Ironically we're talking all day about a space company's eventual $1T IPO: that can only reach LEO and land a few rockets... instead of 4 folks tomorrow literally going to the moon, loop a few times and back...and marks the first woman (Koch), the first Black person (Glover), and the first non-U.S. citizen (Hansen) to make a lunar journey: needs to be a polymarket on whether someone taking credit for DEI at 9pm?\n\nBuy the rumor sell the news, 9:48pm. |
| So tired of this ass boomer actually mattering |
| “What about, we kicked their butts and will keep doing it until the strait is opened.” Victory and no troops on the ground. |
| There will be one final shock and awe show just before 9PM |
| You gotta think the only reason he’d have a presser is to take a victory lap to pump the markets |
| Sounds like peace talks going well |
| April fools? |
| Ohhh it was imaginary ok phew 8) |
| Overnight trading opens Sunday night |
| Doesnt mean anything. Tomorrow we pump |
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| 670c has 33,000 open interest and 630p has 55,000. Talk about some lottos lol |
| ? Source |
| You can get that 25% back in one move… never give up never quit if lebron quit after missing one basket what would we have? |
| Futes back to being fake n gay |
 reuters.com www.reuters.com |
| Fire. |
| I got 630 puts too. I dont give a shit |
| If already said 2-3 weeks then it’s understood that we won’t be there for long. Why a speech to say what you’ve already said? |
| Yes, SpaceX is far ahead of all other companies in terms of space launches. That doesn't mean it should be worth $1 trillion |
| TrumpCare Ho. Its the concept of the plan. |
| Can we bet how late he will be to the speech? |
| 🥭 tonight: “Bibi saw his shadow, 6 more weeks of war” |
| Months of gains is 4k? Might have made more working at Wendy's |
| Frost is always better |
| Futes are waiting to analyze the data that comes in |
| those little hats are to die for |
| Putas is calling my name |
| 🥭's speech tonight: "This Iranian leadership is much more reasonable than before. That's why we need two more weeks to wipe them out before we can withdraw." |
| *hello Al Jazeera, are those corpses on the ground really his wife and daughter* |
| Einstein was wrong. God does play dice. |
| it is a leading indicator |
| How do you guys recover from blowing up your port? I lose more than 25% and im ready to quit. |
| Lost a bit on a spy put and crcl call today, hoping SBET reprices to .8x mnav soon. Still holding the crcl call, lets see, will it shoot back up to $100? |
| hey just moved here from tehran \n\nwhat’s going on here? |
| Calls on trump saying:\n “maybe we will have to put boots on the ground, I don’t know, maybe, but we’ll see, lots of people saying it. It would be good but probably the greatest. They are going to be gold, gold curtains, in the ballroom. Where’s Pete? Anyways….” |
| arcane |
| lol yea i saw a few posts later. godspeed. |
| Frost if we’re talking PvP. |
| It’s way more likely to go 30 points the other way. |
| Imagine Trump does all this just to announce an April fools joke. |
| He is going to announce end of war and strike missiles with April fools excuses. |
| fucking oil\n\n |
| I want a bigger dick and longer erection like 5 minutes |
| The degenerate gambling on here is such a great advertisement for indexing. |
| He is speaking but there will be no truth. |
| Would you rather be a frost mage or fire mage |
| I've seen losses way bigger than 100% |
| God I’ve seen what you did for other regards. Choose me this time plz |
| Hurray! |
| wow…that spike |
| I get the sense that any news other than a ceasefire and the market will tank tomorrow. \n\nBuy the rumor sell the news type shit. |
| 👉 Bullish expectation is already baked in |
| Red pre market tmrw |
| He's gonna talk |
| It because you are not under the satelites |
| You sure it's not a limited time promotional rate with a discount code you need to enter or something? |
| They are launching Artemis on April 1st. It’s all fake, guys. |
| This shit is hilarious bro |
| Cool |
| It’s also the stock |
| I made the most money I have ever made in a day today. (Still red though LOL) |
| That probably flows from a simple expected value calculation.\n\nIn reality, I need some level of wealth to pay for my material needs, and I wouldn't be able to spend wealth beyond a certain point. Losing 100% would be very detrimental, and gaining infinity is pointless.\n\nI'll take 6% real instead if it's on offer, lol. |
| The market won't do shit until people actually see a US soldier get blown up by a drone. \n\nIt's like Covid. When China, the biggest manufacturer in the world was shutting down in Feb. The US market acted like it was a small flu. Things only got real when the NBA shut down. |
| > as they obliterated all the US bases in the gulf??\n\nLiterally the dumbest thing I ever read on reddit. The US has barely been scratched after a month of war. |
| I've heard a whisper that trump may be speaking tonight. Any truth to that |
| Address soon right? |
| That’s not very patriotic of you |
| Space stonks to the moon🚀🌒 |
| Bols still think huh |
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| please god |
| 🚀to the 🌕!!! Hope you got some calls! |
| Let’s play what’s that sound. A-10, or JPow on the printer? Brrrrrrr |
| My buddies who gave me a heads up on the initial war / strikes told me they have no idea what trump is going to say tonight and "I don't think he does either" |
| Yes, but just imagine how efficient he is in his backyard.\nBetter then on the front |
| Artemis to the mooooon - literally |
| Congrats! You now have autistic aids |
| But he’s right, you know? |
| A lot of kids are going to have sour birthdays this year. |
| She’s got the worst power ups in Hades though, but they do slay if you start stacking multiple of hers. |
| Jaden Ivey will go on Joe Rogan show |
| 🥭's speech tonight: "🎵 I want to stay at the Y-M-C-A 🎵" |
| Liberation day 2.0? |
| I need META back to $500 please. |
| 9 |
| This guy 🎰 |
| You can be greedy with short positions all the same, though.. |
| Time to start downsizing |
| In 3 h |
| IPO this with 5% float.\n\nTake out loan leveraging ~5% of his own 44% ownership.\n\nMassively drive up the price by buying up stock and creating scarcity before NASDAQ indexes need to buy which drives up price even more.\n\nOnce price is sky rocketed, leverage remaining 35% SpaceX to get a huge loan at this crazy exploited price.\n\nBuy up Tesla stock with the loan to increase the price of Tesla.\n\nTrigger his payout from Tesla of $1 Trillion from hitting price target. - yep he has a performance based pay package of up to 1 trillion \n\nUse some of the $1T to pay back the loans. \n\nBuy onlyfans.\n\nRant on twitter for rest of life |
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| Break out the pappy |
| 134k of the 4/02 655p traded today. And I am in it. Good lord save us. |
| Get help |
| Tf u mean |
| You dont understand corruption do you... |
| Black Thursday or Monday? |
| That's way down low. |
| when does trump talk tonight |
| Thx |
| Based on the record you lose much, so it’s new account |
| lysergalien’s balls itch |
| because one thing you can always bet on is human greed |
| Probably not gonna be able to buy puts on this one for like a month... |
| That's.. Hmm. Wow |
| Heh |
| Hm well, it’s self certified, they don’t really check afaict, but you can be kicked out of the fund if they find out you’re not being truthful, and it might be well down the road when you’re losing real upside.\n\nMaybe if you can convince your parents, and they can hold it on your behalf.\n\nThe thinking is that these structures tend not to be as uniform, and you need to have the resources to throw at lawyers to review. But in modern times, EqutiyZen/Forge have done a great deal to regularize the structures of the funds that hold the shares. Happy to answer questions if you want. |
| NATO pumping |
| ITS THE AMERICAN WAY |
| It’s quiet. Too quiet. |
| Can't tell if anything on Politico today is a joke or not. |
| I keep getting all these emails and ads for starlink at $35/month ...then i put iny address and I get $120/month....lol. I'm like hell no. I won't pay a dime over $35 |
| Heh |
| It's a no brainer at the right price. Maybe $40 or 20x forward EPS? |
| clarity act and taco triple moon ahead |
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| BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY EM ALL |
| SHOCKED I TELL YA! SHOCKED! |
| yeah, trump fucked kids. hope that helps. |
| My balls itch |
| Praise Be. |
| It is funny |
| Wash out day tomorrow after 🥭 forces people to watch how mentally unstable he is tonight. |
| Would the market even care though?🤔 |
| War is going to require more money. US will have to print said money. \n\nUSD money printing = higher gold prices. |
| If you can only lose 100% but winning percentage is limitless, not betting it all is actually financially irresponsible |
| Remove like 50% of military budget and put it into NASA |
| You don't understand how the world works do you... |
| I’m not the brightest regard but that spread is massive and you got filled a penny off the top? Played yourself immediately right? |
| Omfg I’d forgotten about the ladybug story. Thanks for dredging that trauma up again. |
| This is the Tech industry in a nutshell |
| Lots of huge volume options trades today on the indices and they're pretty much all puts |
| Turns out investing in one of the largest companies in the world (MSFT) is actually a terrible financial decision |
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| Mstr calls thank you |
| Anyone think the helium shortage hasn't been fully priced in yet? |
| Key words “to date”! This turd has room to plunge |
| Employment report tomorrow gonna be fudged?? Or true oh shit no hiding it now. |
| Anyways, forget about the market and mango for couple of hours. Our prayers should go to Artemis now, especially since she was also the goddess of virginity which I’m sure can help a lot of you here. |
| It does |
| SpaceX has ~15B in revenue. At their target $1.5T valuation, the P/S ratio is 100. |
| If they’re so good he’d be a fantastic soldier on the front lines no? |
| I bought some too but I can hold them. Depends on your strike price…\n |
| Yo! Chill 🤣 |
| Anyone got the downlow downlow like the news before the news hits |
| If you only bought last week instead 😂 |
| Australia makes quaaludes still. So they have that. |
| RemindMe! 6 months |
| Trump gets on stage at 9. Doesnt talk about Iran a single time. Instead he introduces the distraction to distract from the distraction he started to distract from the distraction files. |
| Trump like that friend that randomly punches people in the balls because he thinks its funny |
| Be wary of any war footage that elicits a strong emotional response and have it corroborated. |
| It gave another chance to gamble tomorrow 😅 |
| boots in the air\n\nboots on the ground\n\nboots in your mom |
| Dayum. This will be interesting. |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 642.1695 before 02-Apr-2026 03:15 PM -05 |
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| I’m looking at a Green or Blue OP but would take an Explorer 40 as well. |
| !banbet |
| !banbet SPY 645 1d |
| just take some tylenol |
| Holy moly. |
| Crater tomorrow? Down 2%? |
| Draft announcement leaked (probably cancel midterms too) |
| I’m hyped for tonight’s announcement of brand new trump Crypto coin that’s backed by oil |
| oh boy |
| There's also five groups that can be *fleeced* and held by the balls by Starlink.\n\nFirst, aviation. In aviation, no one wants a repeat of MH370, but any sort of internet access on planes that is not Starlink is prohibitively expensive and slow, so the airlines want Starlink for their customers' inflight entertainment and for getting something better than ADS-B, particularly over the oceans where there aren't any ADS-B feeders.\n\nThen there's maritime. Similar reason to aviation - crews and passengers want fast Internet access and the tech maintenance facilities love some good telemetry.\n\nNext one is government. Disaster response - basically, in a large scale blackout in an area that isn't hit by blackouts all the time from natural disasters anyway, you can rest assured that after 1-4 hours mobile phone and landline service is *gone*. Not just because the CPE (aka, your phones or home router) doesn't have power left, but also because the GPON concentrators (the units routing all the traffic upstream) don't have more battery buffer. Starlink in contrast? As long as the on-site terminal has any sort of power, which in a pinch can be achieved with a decent capacity power bank, you're online. And that's valuable for all sorts of government sites - police, healthcare, firefighters, EMS, they all need Internet access of some sort to work.\n\nAdjacent is military. We've seen that in Ukraine when the Russians got cut off or with the daring drone strikes. There's *nothing* coming even close to the capability Starlink has. 'nuff said on that.\n\nAnd the final group is... phone providers. Guess what, while more remote towers are linked to a central distribution tower via direct radio link... that central distribution tower needs internet access to route traffic to the core network. Can't do that when these lines are broken, that was a huge problem in the German Ahrtal flood disaster a few years ago. Install a Starlink dish? Now all you need is someone carrying up fuel to the powerpack and some cop sitting around and making sure no one steals the fuel.\n\nIn all these cases, Starlink can easily charge 1k or even 10k a month - think one of these ultra large cruise liners, that's 7k5 passengers and 2k5 crew. 1$ a month (!) in cost per person, that can be re-sold as (easily) 100$ a month to the passengers. And government, 1k per site, that's what they already pay for their fiber lines, so as long as it's in the same ballpark...\n\nAs long as there is no competition - and that is far, far on the horizon - Starlink is basically a license to print money. |
| Whiskey if it dumps, whiskey if it pumps. Either way I’m getting sloshed |
| The boots for sure. He was 100% behind closed doors joking about how he could "surprise" the world on April fools day. |
| ^oh ^yeah |
| The two I am invested in are both later in the cycle, one is an acquisition target pending study results and the other has drugs that are approved and generating cash |
| Artemis 2 space mission is cool.\n\nThe US should triple NASA funding, research grants. |
| Mods Ban this man 👆. This is insider trading |
| the same |
| *clapping furiously* |
| Oh my god bro just hold and wait for a bit will you. Everyone bitching about Microsoft the third most profitable company on the planet that clearly has peaks and troughs. You people are such babies. It will be fine. |
| I know he's always lying, but gathering everyone to say the war is over while planning to ramp it up two days later would be insane. I don't think his fans would like that. |
| NEEDS MORE BOTS |
| While he does that. Iran bombs all American companies in the region |
| 🥭 said 🥭jr had the best genetics in the world . I just don't see it. He is definitely a coke head and has those beady little cokehead eyes . |
| Went to trumps truth social on my desktop and now I have aids. |
| /es nestled right against the 20 and 200 sma, where it has rejected every time for the last two months.\n\n🥭 Is gonna give a little speech tonight and they will determine if we breakout out or go back down the abyss |
| This shit better not blow up |
| "Mr. Trump what do you have to say about the war?"\n\n"I ran"\n\n"Yes that one." |
| damn scarlet... |
| Earnings |
| Yeah because they aren't open yet 😹 |
| *Warthogs have entered the chat* 🐽 |
| Incompetence |
| 560 to 690 holy shit. |
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| I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF THE FIRST ANNUAL CASHFLOW PEACE PRIZE \n \nAFTER ATRONG CONSIDERATION OF A LARGE POOL OF HIGHLY QUALIFIED APPLICANTS WE HAVE UNANIMOUSLY SELECTED CASHFLOW \n \nSUCK IT I WIN |
| !banbet MSTR -5% 1w |
| Between this, Bryon Noem, and Republicans crashing grindr during their conventions, I'm starting to think the world would be a better place if they accepted themselves a little more. It's supposed to be a free country, after all. |
| Do you know what would distract people from these war crimes? \n\nHow about we just send a shuttle to space that seemed very popular in the 80s! |
| Just buy VTI over and over and over! Max out Roth every year and open an individual account if you have more $$ to do so and just buy VTI, once you get a decent amount then get some small cap also vbr or the like.. |
| This is the reason I'm balls deep in RDDT. People complaining about it on the site itself. |
| Gotta make hay when the sun is shining. \n\nI made a decent little oil trade at 2:00 AM last night. \n |
| He's definitely gonna say, "we won." |
| if u aint buying tsem calls wtf are u doing, literally a israeli company |
| What Flavor? |
| Futes flatter than my grandmammies gourds |
| Junge warum ist ein Foto von dir auf Reddit? |
| Watching that new mario movie hoping for a life changing experience |
| Nope. The US gets most of their oil f5ok Canada and Mexico. A very small percentage comes from the strait. |
| 🙄 You don’t even have good insults anymore |
| 9pm tonight |
| idk i did ok today. So, sorry bears |
| Kind of get that feeling too |
| Best short ideas? |
| Just saw a video of Iranian man coming home to find his house bombed and family dead\n\nGetting harder to rationalize this shit \n\n |
| Mental regardation |
| Rug pul wen |
| lol im not cash gang i just like smack talking them |
| You only get lucky once. |
| Look we don't want another Apollo 13, Ron Howard only has a few more years and Hillbilly Elegy wasn't good. Let's just remember Solo and Rush. |
| LMAO if NASA still had 5% of the entire US budget like it did in the 60s you’d be posting this on TranquilityStreetBets looking out over Apollo Lander Park |
| We have had so much success intervening in the Middle East before, not sure how this could've gone sideways. |
| Lmao I know brother just fucking with you |
| *"Who wants to live forever anyways?"*\n\n*-* Me after opening a can of original recipe 4 Loko |
| because stonks go up. Buy some more |
| Good |
| I wonder what happened to the people who decided to start hazing me on this sub two weeks ago |
| Bros been declaring victory for two weeks. Theres no way now he decides to get on stage and declare victory again. Thatd literally be the funniest shit ever |
| I saw that too. Very boolish. |
| IRS hates this one trick |
| Hence the calming rhetoric of 🥭’s speech tonight |
| Can I get a \n\n#OH YEAH |
| That's what happens when you get rid of all the smart people, and replace them with sycophants. |
| WFH on WFH off….we are about to be on again..fuel rations |
| Good thing tomorrow is basically Friday\n\nTime to break the trend |
| Which came first. The Chicken or the Boots? Find out live tonight at 9pm, 6pm PST |
| Why is anyone here bullish? |
| Flat until 🥭 |
| I missed the news. Did Nike fire bankruptcy? |
| This math fucks. |
| Yes |
| You think there was a plan?? ur more retarded than they are |
| Yeah … whatever happened to the WSB emojis? |
| They pack as many calories into everything as possible, then make sure we never walk anywhere because of our low density car centric development. Sure it's not a coordinated conspiracy to increase obesity, but they certainly aren't concerned about helping the problem |
| I am new to puts\n\nIf I am correct, does that mean you sold at 654.37? |
| I don’t understand why they need to risk human life for that mission. Pretty sure most of the space ship runs on a computer anyway. They could have automated that. |
| Kids don't wear Nike these days. Their brand is losing it's power |
| Unless Mango bundles the war with a tariffs deal, there’s no hope of shaking Iran rash out of his balls. Because on tariffs deal everyone knows he will taco. On wars it just doesn’t work that way. |
| The 2026 WSB meetup was a fraudulent luxury event in New York, marketed by influencers as an exclusive, high-end experience. Attendees paid thousands for disastrous conditions, including dis |
| I was just reading through the newest threads |
| #Reddit is down -40% year to date LMAO🤌 |
| So you think he is going to TACO out of his failing attempt at TACOING and go boots on ground? |
| But will PLUG benefit |
| And one -1x trade away from $0 |
| They're called xinterest payments now |
| Donald -who was in charge of changing rambling grandpas diapers- Trump |
| Are we going back to odd and even days!? |
| SNDK on a 3 day coke fueled bender |
| Everyone is waiting |
| Ground assault on the ready. |
| Well if they want USD to remain the default petrodollar they do. But sure if they cool with all the oil that goes through there propping up the Yuan instead then yeah they could probably just leave. |
| Bulls don’t forget to pay your Q1 taxes by the 15th, unless you gonna keep 0dte all day then one less thing. |
| Uh, we won duh… just like Vietnam |
| > BREAKING NEWS: THE STRAIT IS OPEN RIGHT NOW \n\n-Jo Mama |
| Then why did the USA go there in the first place? |
| Were watching Artemis II |
| We do if u want oil/gas prices to come down |
| Hello fellow underscore after username person |
| bullish for stocks |
| Lol. You missed about how the TREND is going...\n\nBut sure, we can debate the rest if you want. Here's **disposable** income, PPP adjusted (so healthcare and housing are included), mean and **median** averages are both available so outliers are already accounted for.\n\n[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disposable\_household\_and\_per\_capita\_income](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disposable_household_and_per_capita_income)\n\nPersonally, from the way you talk, I'm assuming you were born in America and haven't ever traveled to somewhere like India in your life. The rest of us immigrants have actually experienced true poverty, where section 8 housing in the USA is better than middle class in our native countries. |
| Australia low on oil?\n\nThey gonna stop exporting Bluey to cause a global uprising |
| Edgyness? You mean cringe? |
| Welcome to /r/dividendkings bossman get those gainz |
| So my Down 77% puts are a joke. Tomorrow we good right bols |
| Similar set up with tariffs last year. This wars much worse and if it doesn’t drop then idk |
| I'm terrified of inflation. The official number is clearly a huge understatement. At this rate we will all be poor soon and stocks just do minor damage control. |
| What are the odds, 🥭 goes "April fools Iran" today.\n\nAnd complains tomorrow how Iranians can't take a joke and keeping the the straight closed is too much |
| It's quiet in here. It's too quiet. |
| So not failure lol |
| Apr7 635p. Let's see how it plays out. |
| Friendly reminder: if you have $100 you are always just 10 2x trades away from $100,000 |
| I downvote anyone using a different font or bolding. Just a thing. |
| WHERE'S MY STIMMIE CHECK DONNIE🫴 |
| The U.S. losing this war is actually goddamn hilarious |
| in 30 years that kids brain will be AI fed mush and all hell remember is the last ad he got when asking Claude Infinity "where food?" |
| Unfortunately dump |
| U stopped out instead of holding to the end? That’s a beta move. |
| 🥭 does not give a flying fuck about any of that |
| I'm not ignorant, the market is. The war has been going on for a month. The oil price is 100+. But the market just acts like nothing ever happened. |
| Yes |
| Elon just a modern day Freddy prince jr. |
| BREAKING NEWS: THE STRAIT IS OPEN RIGHT NOW |
| Their president just sent a friendly letter to the population of USA. Dont think they will escalate after such a “goodwill” but idk |
| i’m baking cookies because i cope by eating 🇺🇸🦅 |
| So ... on Flightradar all sorts of unusual planes are flying around Iran... |
| Years ago lol |
| Not mine, they both need to be strung up.\n\nBut its important to know the precedent was set long ago |
| Here's one from this morning from the Ayatollah himself, but if you check the dude's feed he's posting non stop with the same language.\n\nhttps://x.com/MKhamenei_ir/status/2039360079258870240\n\nHere's one from 2 hours ago:\n\nhttps://x.com/khamenei_ir/status/2039412793951056000 |
| How do you find his comments? He has history blocked. |
| The conspiracy theory around Apollo 11’s moon landing in 1969 was that NASA lacked the technology to land on the moon. Fast forward to 2026 and NASA is going to prove the haters wrong and land…. Oops, I mean, fly within 4000-6000 feet of the surface of the moon, not land, then fly back. I’m tired of all this winning! |
| Is tonight’s speech going to be: Donald Pump or Donald Dump? |
| Who is*\n\nAnd the answer is always DT. |
| I know the insiders were loading up on options today. I just dont know what kind. |
| Yeah totally tgatll make them sign up to drill Venezuela |
| When did you cut those JD leaps |
| lol idk, that almost sounds like a Jesus situation. Orange man being the Jesus revival would certainly be funny but would chaos 3 times the normal chaos. |
| Equivalent of farting in an elevator before leaving |
| Yes but is it his call to make? I doubt he even wanted this |
| Wait you thought 🥭 was telling the truth? |