Redditのwallstreetbets（WSB）でやり取りされているコメントの最新1000件を掲載しています。スレッド毎には分けておらず、WSBで投下されているコメントを一気に抽出しているため、コメント毎に話題の中心になっている内容は異なります。とりあえずRedditのWSBの雰囲気を感じ取りたいという方は下記リストでも十分かと思います。
1時間に1回更新しています。
| コメント群 |
|---|
| BTC repeat of 2025 for 2026 , except whole year. this is truly fucked. been telling everyone this last year . I even convinced my my dad to buy btc shorts, and he's up big too. |
| Right at support put a sock in it weirdo |
| Natursprudel |
| Can't that be said for the majority of posters on this subreddit? |
| It’s hated in here, that’s just the default 🤷🏻♂️ |
| MY CORN!! .. oh wait I have MSTR puts |
| It went as low as 26 on Liberation Day, which was just 9 months ago. I'm shocked there are bagholders on a stock up 2000% in 2 years lol |
| The fact that you think you haven’t is hilarious |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 9 | **First Seen In WSB** | 4 years ago\n**Total Comments** | 63 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 4 years | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Fuck the memes, I want oversized angry Pepe emoji! (Angry Pepe emoji) |
| When do futes open? |
| shorting btc was so obvious. ppl were given so much forewarning this woudl happen |
| RIP corn |
| Some are sharp still but 🥭 is rotting |
| Meh. It's Iran 2 and the original was a nothing 🍔 |
| Fireweed FWZ, still in the exploration stage but lots of exposure to zinc and also some critical metals and best of all backed by Lundin family. Also hold HBM. |
| They did a huge raise back a few months ago, plus they are likely due a huge DOE grant soon |
| I say they beat earnings, gap up, then tomorrow open give about half of it back. |
| Have u guys ever tried to have a conversation with a 79 year old? Lmao. Your president is 79 years old. Bruh. |
| You’re witnessing a $2 trillion pump and dump asset collapse before your very eyes right now |
| If Trump uses the energy lasers on Ayatollah Khomeini tonight, I’m gonna make like $30k |
| I’m long WRN. They have one of the largest undeveloped copper-gold projects in Canada, backed by Rio Tinto and Mitsubishi |
| Boomer confirmed. Dude is literally a dinosaur |
| Give people the highest rate possible and say “this is the best we can do.” Works everytime. |
| 🌽 isn't trendy anymore, HOOD isn't trendy anymore \n\nHOOD is a btc company.\n\nWatch the insane sell off on earnings because they didn't reach insane target numbers analysts have in their head |
| I have about 8 years of banking/finance experience. Also I interview really well. |
| Amazon anyone? |
| lets gooooo |
| imagine the liquidations at 85k...DO ETTTTT |
| never seen this one lmao |
| The hard part is not to dig for it, the hard part is processing hundreds of tons of dirt, to get a few grams of the rare stuff you want. |
| lol does anyone |
| For every $1 that 🌽 loses. A trillion dollars is wiped from total market cap |
| Indigo today cancelled flights to tblisi and almaty. Those fly over Iran. And Iran just issued NOTAM. I smell something. |
| Lmao it’s number 1 in HAIR |
| Saylor liquidated |
| Imagine not winning the nobel peace prize. Total loser |
| Unlimited demand for their product, world-class supply chain, management never sells shares. And they have a grip on the governments. How can I invest? |
| Even if the navy fleet is in the region now, they have to do some spying first. I bet the headline comes out Thursday. |
| Boomers were born **between 1946 and 1964.** I was born in 76. One piece of advice, take it for what it is from some 'boomer on wsb with a e36 drift car'. 😂 Be sure someone wants to read your autobiography. Peace man! |
| Guys this is your last chance to buy below &87k, BUT THIS TIME I ACTUALLY MEAN IT |
| 🤦🏼♂️ what he say now? |
| I wrote risk-reversal LEAPS (short put ATM, long call OTM,) and have GTCs on more. Calls only go up to 820, and only that high recently, but I think they will be ITM or close by EOY. It is one of my more conservative trades. |
| -2% on BTC \nWSB <Monkey in chaos throwing shit>💩 |
| [The resemblance is uncanny](https://www.reddit.com/r/wisconsin/comments/1qmnhbj/he_was_from_green_bay/) |
| People on the left are eating eachother for “not doing anything” but they dont hold any power or position to outright stop it, what does infighting do to fix anything? If the average retard on this app bothered to google how the government works they wouldnt currently be calling for the heads of democrats |
| Damn coin just fell off another cliff |
| Gonna be insane week taco canada, fomc and tech earnings, and gov shut down. Im starting Monday with USAR |
| You know HOOD is over fucked when you see the DELULU BAGHOLDERS masturbating furiously saying it will go back to 150 on earnings \n\nSTEP 1 OF THE PROCESS: DENIAL |
| TSK, SAE and KCP |
| S2 is very mid |
| 2027. |
| > People saying corn is dead \n\n> Checks price.\n\n> Still positive value \n\n> day ruined. |
| I don’t think you understand. \n\nThey don’t outright ‘deny care’ because that would make it too obvious. They underfund and understaff emergency/intensive care units specifically because these are the ones which have the highest proportion of people who will be unable to pay for their care, so instead of ‘denying care’ they are ‘unable to handle it’ and as a result thousands of people die.\n\nOr, another example, they will outright shut down hospitals in unprofitable areas because they’re not making enough money and leave the people in those areas without proper healthcare. Again, not denying, just relocating! But people die.\n\nAnother way they ‘deny care’ without formally denying it is increasing costs of drugs and treatments to exorbitant points where thousands of Americans choose to take their chances rather than be plunged into debt, resulting in (you guessed it) thousands of deaths from people not taking the appropriate medications, treatments, etc.\n\nYou should do a little homework on your own healthcare system, I could go on and on and on with this. |
| Yeah for sure, happy for him! Just not something I would gamble everything on, deff worth taking a shot, an all in yolo tho, when this drops it’s gunna drop real fast. I will be waiting for puts on silver, just keeping a strong eye on the dollar tell then. |
| Updated previous response, i need you to understand how dumb you are |
| IBIT puts 3-4 weeks out bout to print |
| What if Iran tonight? 😳I mean, what if? |
| How do you feel about bitcoin? Do you think it hit\nIt’s peak for the cycle? Do you think it will continually go down. \n\nI was all in for bitcoin but today came to realization that it is hard for it to go up more than 100k at this specific time. \n\nIt has only one use which is to hold money. You can’t even make transactions with it like normal currency. It seems like wall street is manipulating its prices. It seems like the real winners were the early whales who made a fortune this go around.\n\nI feel like an idiot for buying at 116k 25,000$ worth. I’m down like 7k or more. I think it’s time to cut my loses and put it into gold and silver because they are the global store of value since the earth was created.\n\nSorry for the rambling but all this has been on my chest and Reddit is a place I feel like I can say how I feel about my “investment” ideas \n\nAnyways what do you think about all this ? |
| Why |
| maximize duration. maximize hidden fees. postpone repayment of the underlying value and frontload repayment of just the interest. short-term fixed rate followed by automatic switch to floating rate.\n\n \nBasically, maximize the debt trap. |
| Bring your laptop and buy in flight WiFi. You can trade on a plane. |
| EVERYTHING COMPUTER! |
| Ucore metal, ucu.v. Hree refinery with high margin.\nCrml for the great reserves.\nMP for the solid investment. |
| I didn’t but this is exactly what im talking about, anything that challenges Reddit’s viewpoints are instantly met with “Nazi” and “pedo supporter”. Everything is so black and white that you cant think reasonably, i don’t support 🥭 and have never voted republican but yet still catch a label. Hivemind echochambers aren’t exclusive to twitter or the right |
| 10 of you vibes=1 Shrute buck |
| Make productive people pay for it too |
| monday mornings are better now for me than weekends, lol |
| Giving everyone mortgages be nice they jut want homes! |
| Buttcoin just Diarrheaed 😩💩 |
| Donal on a tweeting spree again I see… |
| They did it for the benefit and yes they are in a position. |
| $UAMY for rare earths/antimony |
| Did you not do your homework that industry is gobbling up the remaining silver supply? Stupid move. Silver is only going higher. I swear some people in this group are actually trying to lose their life savings |
| naturwissenschaften? |
| Won't happen, unfortunately. |
| Who Biden? Kid sniffer? |
| Maybe they do, but it's a ceiling not a floor. |
| Trump always chickens out\n\nHe always reverses on these. They’re pump and dump manipulation |
| I must not have been paying attention to the sub. I usually put my selective commenting skills to use, but totally missed it this time. This sub is filled with edgelord teenagers and young twenty somethings thinkingntbeybare hot shit because they invested in this technocratic fascism project we are experiencing aceoss the globe.\n\nThank you for the solidarity, it *never* happens in this sub |
| Is it just me or is the fallout show kinda mid |
| LAC LEAPs. We love you, Steve! |
| Fake it til ya make it bro.\n\nPS, how did you land a job you're not even qualified for? Everybody else is getting rejects for stuff they've done for 10 years. |
| They should have a mandatory iq screening everytime sometime buys podcast equipment. |
| i have come around to your way of thinking! |
| Not quite a regarded enough record to make me full port into SLV |
| 3-0 incoming |
| Why do you think he is a clown? |
| It's not the earnings that you need to look at for this current report. Need to know Zuck's progress on his AI related ventures. That's where cash is bleeding away from META. Remember when he finally toned down on his metaverse vision and announced that $40B buyback? That's when the stock turned around even though earnings wasn't all that. Either way, you've got time to buy or short it. Good news from Zuck and META breaks $675, then buy and hold up to $750s. More data center related costs from Zuck, drops below $600, and you can short it down to $500. |
| Instead of doom scrolling and staying celibate clean your apartment while the casino is closed. It’ll keep your head clear |
| I dunno, maybe try to be as fair as you can and think about the little guy just trying to grab a slice of the pie. Don't be one of those lenders trying to strong arm the little guy and squeeze every ounce of profit that you possibly can. You know, typical sleaze ball salesman type stuff. |
| #BTC trash fake money going to 0 |
| Retail will continue to try to buy the dip in bitcoin. Without realizing there are a lot of things lining up perfectly for a full blown collapse |
| Please, we haven’t had a circuit breaker since 2020 and the memes have been terrible for it. Just once baby Jesus, feed us. |
| How does it scam? I genuinely interested, I have 5.2M in there. |
| We lost that in the 2000’s\n\n\nI’m a right winger and I’m shaking my head. |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Weak_Picture_3397** bet **SLV** goes from **94.44** to **101.0** before **01-Feb-2026 02:18 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Amazing 🥲 |
| !banbet SLV $101 1w |
| Cocaine has to be the only thing that’s never affected by inflation \n\nLike y’all can say whatever y’all want about the cartel it’s just they crazy business/management skills |
| This is the nice thing about commodities in general. As long as someone is using them they have a minimum price and will never become worthless. Hard to think of any commodity that would entirely stop trading forever.. Maybe there were some historically. Asbestos? Whale oil? Slaves? |
| Sure, all of this turmoil at home and abroad is bad, but have you guys heard of this guy Jeffery Epstein? He was up to some bad stuff too, and some of his collaborators are still at large! |
| HELL YEAH |
| government sponsored and sanctioned. and continue to lie about it. If you arent choking on orange dick, youre apparently a domestic terrorist |
| Oh my |
| BTC anything above $0 is a good price to sell |
| saylor: time to liquidate |
| Calls on HD |
| Took the fattest dump and my toilet didnt clog. GOD IS GOOD |
| I day trade and swing trade silver and gold (some uranium) almost exclusively these days and have been for a while now. At this point I feel uncomfortable if i don’t have a position in gold and silver.\n\nI feel uncomfortable because the dollar just keeps losing its value and there is no sign of it getting better. So I try to keep at least enough options in gold and silver that my overall account doesn’t lose value when dollar drops.\n\nBut also I have been making lots of money so fomo keeps me in it as well. |
| But its all computer. |
| Its consistently been scammer trash.\n\nYou go to Kluckin Bell, you expect to get short changed |
| Thank u boomer |
| Stock market to be closed tomorrow due to rain and snow |
| It has to be more than 340k to beat the guy that shorted it. Until then it will go up. |
| Could the high silver price not also mean that miners will mine more copper to get more silver, which leads to copper overproduction, and thus a lower copper price? |
| It is pretty sad. Luke grommet mentioned something similar. Football commercials used to be about Alcoa (American metal and manufacturing). Now the ads are for gambling and pharmaceuticals. |
| Somebody voted for the pedo. |
| I’m in |
| "How can we have insider knowledge, when we have no knowledge?"\n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Jim Cramer is the type of guy who closes the refrigerator door with his hips! |
| No way the broncos win. NFL does not want a backup in the superbowl |
| why is everyone talking about btc rightn ow. it,'s just doing its normal stuff ?? |
| It’s always the top, you’ll be fine |
| I entered calls on tuesday as well, on that same strike. I knew it was going to rebound. But IV was so high it was 1% move to BE. When it did the following day, I cashed out. |
| Shreked |
| Objectivity kinda went out the window when the state lies constantly without shame no? How are you supposed to reason with that? |
| I thought the 4 year cycle was over right crypto bulls?? 😂😂😂🫵🤡 |
| VG for LNG exposure\nCCJ / UEC nuclear. Eyeing UUUU now |
| I’m warning y’all I’m full porting gold and silver tomorrow at the right top, don’t complain I didn’t warn you LMAOOOOOOO |
| Oh I get it, people think this downward SPY trend is because they live in the southern hemisphere so down is up there |
| Whats wrong with using hood? |
| Prefutes 🅱️lood red |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/neverseengreen** bet **SLV** goes from **94.44** to **75.0** before **08-Feb-2026 02:14 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 5 wins and 10 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet SLV $75 2w |
| I start a new job as a Mortgage Loan Officer at a bank tomorrow. I have lots of banking but no mortgage experience, any advice? |
| If you bought MP after the same deal you would still make 100% |
| Don Durrett |
| Berish China news\n\nWinnie has sacked his most senior general and is effectively now c in c\n\nChina just got it's first iron ore import from Guinea west Africa which it pretty much owns. No longer depends on Australia \n\nTaiwan is coming any time from tomorrow to 2030 and gonna crash the market over 50%. Plan accordingly |
| People on both sides are willfully ignorant of what’s in front of them and are the reason this country is in the shitter, being objective and reasonable are the only way to be productive in society |
| Imagine constantly posting about ice so it feels like you have friends |
| 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Regards sir, be right back. Gonna do a line of Tylenol |
| >Being able to hold onto winners\n\nQuite the idea \n\n>resisting quick profit\n\nAlso a good idea\n\n> holding through temporary drawdown\n\nYet another great idea! You're so full of ideas on how this shit works! |
| Will Mark give us the Zuck? |
| Na, they look too sophisticated for Twitter. |
| If it can break 666 |
| Dave owes me $5 |
| https://preview.redd.it/6nwe4gfgojfg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=056beea183eb83a839a9414641ea7b9955dfec18 |
| Again, I honestly hope you did |
| Time to get a new financial advisor |
| Waiting for 🥭shitcoin to become the new currency |
| Nah just civil war and dollar implosion and 3% |
| And Google for their AI:\n\nhttps://techcrunch.com/2026/01/25/apple-will-reportedly-unveil-its-gemini-powered-siri-assistant-in-february/\n\nGoogle seems to be the only company actually winning the AI war. They're eating everyone's lunch simultaneously. |
| Rycey |
| Be that virgin who watches a football game instead of futes 🤣 |
| Get long-term options with that kind of money |
| LMFAOOOOOO “according to tom Lee”\n\nMaybe just buy BMNR if ur gonna listen to that clown |
| Meh, I’m over IV. If you need to place an over/under bet on IV why not just do it directly with price (up/down) and leveraged shares? What does HV show? I’m finding realized to be more useful. |
| Prediction for the Mag 7 this week. All, except Tesla, will beat and still tank because they beat estimates but not the retarded numbers analyst have in their heads. Tesla will miss and go up because Musk will say some retarded shit about robotaxis and sex robots. |
| No, He served me fries earlier today at McDonalds |
| The only possible way crypto makes a comeback is if AI disappears, and if you think that’s a possibility you might be a retard |
| Its Trumpstein time |
| All of that would be wasted on a 0dte anyway |
| RSI hasn’t been this oversold since 2008 I think. Odds are good we get a little bump up this week |
| CCJ all day!!! |
| I hate that I googled it to get the joke |
| Michael Saylor in jail yet? |
| No kidding, at least a dumpster has tangible value unlike imaginary currency |
| FUTES are way more important. |
| Will I be missed, if I don’t hit my banbet??? 🥺🥺😣 |
| 750 calls on META? anyone |
| Imagine dying to protest Somalis getting deported |
| buy Vaseline. |
| **Csg Systems International Inc** on NASDAQ is NOT this defense stock! |
| Still gotta score the ball. Hopefully they keep it close |
| What’s your input on their earnings? Beat or miss? |
| I got a taste of that glamorous life |
| If you buy or use Robinhood, you deserve this |
| > USA Rare Earth has hired Cantor Fitzgerald, a financial services firm chaired by Brandon Lutnick, the son of U.S. Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick, to help with fundraising efforts, one of the sources said.\n\nhttps://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/24/us-rare-earths-miner.html |
| Wendy's dumpster has more value |
| 🌽lmao, ✨🤣 |
| You already have a bet going - NFLX to 120.0 before 08-Feb-2026 10:59 AM -05 |
| Damn. You didn't check the chat for ZSL... |
| !banbet |
| Let him say stupid shit so we can buy dip before he Taco |
| #Roughly 30% of SPY (weight-wise) will report earnings this week LMAO🤌 |
| Bought my weeklies last Friday hoping for a 5-8% run up this week pre earnings |
| I think their earnings plus Tesla will be the most dubious, will just do QQQ calls instead because of meta and Microsoft |
| You have to send you SSN to the Nigierian Prince. He promises to get you hired he just needs to check your background 1st. |
| HOOD BAGHOLDERS \n\nHOOD UNDER 90 AT OPEN \n\nREMEMBER: NO CRYING IN THE CASINO |
| Evan Spiegel’s bot army. |
| Not good job, but, job |
| What else are people going to do when 80% of the time is commercials |
| Nice |
| Does anyone have some crypto liquidation crying porn they can link us to? |
| Oil and US natural gas |
| Sometimes the most boring play is best. XOM has been a beast the past couple weeks |
| Ok. Your thoughts on robinhood don't change the fact in dispute. This person is lying |
| Laziness is the privilege of intelligent people. And every technological advance in history has come from someone being too lazy to do some work the traditional way. |
| I’m so bored I wanna watch it all burn I need some excitement in my miserable life |
| This is why Duolingo is garbage |
| They are paying protesters 100,000 per month where tf do i sign up?? |
| Wash sales |
| If Mango stop all his talks and get back to business maybe not |
| I wouldn't hesitate at all. I can retire with that child support money. |
| can bitcoin just dump to 60k and stay there until next cycle? |
| Garbage coin LMAOOOOO |
| Gen X baby! The best generation ever created. NEVER FORGET THAT!!! Have fun doom scrolling your life away. |
| I never thought I’d be margin called trading side by side with some retards |
| AAPL & MSFT will absolutely beat. META though..how many billions burnt and nothing to show? |
| This post is going to inspire more people to buy a 1$Contract straight $100k club |
| Yeah, these corpos have too much control. Where even we can discuss openly lol. |
| Not really, just doing my part to not support Nazis |
| nah, its only so they can hide CPI, GDP, unemployment and other stats from the fed. |
| Works until it doesn’t. Enjoy it while it lasts! |
| I will full port calls at 60k. |
| Why tf does robinhood need until mid feb to get me tax docs. Shit annoys me every year always waiting on them. Just let me harvest my losses asap |
| I'm trying to learn Latin. \n\nHow do you say the color black? Doulingo won't tell me. |
| Denver defense is good and they will show up. Will be close still |
| yup. and I am short btc |
| The bug Mags have to crush... right? |
| I posted my gains on the main feed |
| there is no such thing as oversold crypto.price just spirals lower forever |
| 120% |
| You must be one of those “intellectual” redditors |
| What journal are you using |
| GUH! I agree though |
| For fucks sake, the USD will end up below 70 cents on the EUR this year at this rate. |
| share the next big play |
| i got a warning for saying we should know ICE's names when they murder American citizens |
| Is this the week we go to 3 days of option selling? |
| I like how YT is making some creators use all these weird euphamisms for words dealing with death while their video is showing an illustration of Medieval tortures and whatnot. Stupid advertisers. |
| This looks more like Twitter |
| Circuit breakers tomorrow |
| My cc’s are absolutely getting called |
| None of that matters. The only thing mattering now is the fed intervention with the yen. And that isn’t going away. |
| He can't his overtime at McDonalds got approved and no one else can cover his shift |
| Yeah, capital preservation is the goal currently. |
| “According to Tom -fat cuck- Lee”. Stopped reading there |
| My money is on 69k though. People love the memes |
| Would you pump Cathie Wood? |
| Tom Lee is the new Jim Cramer... prove me wrong |
| We lawyers |
| Selloff Saturday and Taco Tuesday are nice |
| Is Saylor leaving the country or…?…? |
| I'm disappointed in the low level ber panic this wknd. Usually, there's a lot more dooming for an imminent 10% correction, ww3, and or economic collapse. \n\nMeanwhile, earnings will crush. Happy Sunday |
| I told that to my Mom\n\nDidnt help |
| I'm tired of this pump and Trump market. |
| Nz |
| Im bullish on OXY they are undervalued, the have deleveraged their balance sheet, having been paying off debt aggressively, and youll see continuous dividend increases. Fair value is over $60/share |
| You know most of that spending is to spy on other nations right? Like it's not for their benefit and they couldn't get the usa to stop even if they wanted. |
| Possibly the biggliest week ever of all time upcoming? |
| Not even gonna be a game without Bo. Bigly sad |
| Nein? |
| AAPL Calls youre welcome everyone |
| My point is that it didn't seem like down weeks. I also doubt you made that much, but I hope you did |
| Idiot |
| The bottom is gonna be MSTR avg buttcoin price.\n\n76K |
| Ummm, if $42 is your yolo then I think there’s some deeper issues |
| I got a warning from reddit. I said german N-word. Damn |
| She got ironic tattoos on her back. That ain't ironic, bitch, I love Rugrats. |
| Corn heading for sub 40k |
| Tacover? LMAO🤌 |
| Yes be the virgin to check futures during afc game |
| Super ugly yes |
| Tim: Hold my Apple. |
| don't worry, there's only three people working there now, so they won't notice |
| I like my Seacawks |
| I think the upcoming government shutdown will make any company that need money from the government will go down? Like government contracts etc... |
| I never clean my asshole. That's ghey!!! |
| it's legal tender in Florida, so you can |
| Best idea I've heard all weekend. |
| Fuck no, that’s my point |
| Apple is not going to miss |
| Ive been bald since 19. We're all friends here. |
| Dave |
| Why target 65 ? |
| If you’re looking forward to watching football today you’re 🌈 |
| #My prediction for this week's earnings: Microsoft = miss, Apple = miss, Tesla = miss, Meta = miss \n\n#LMAO🤌🗽🦬🦅 |
| What's the current equivalent for "It's Joever" ?\n\nEdit to add: \n"Don-in"? \n"Mangoed"? \n"Orange Crushed"?\n\n(Taco is an action/reaction action so it doesn't fit, imho) |
| with OPM |
| Yep, smooth sailing from here on out.\n\n\nLololololololololololol |
| What year?\n\nActually, doesn’t matter. 184. |
| Defense may be too big to fail (maybe) but it’s also not been profitable in years. Taking on horrible contracts they can’t execute to like Air Force one. |
| Stop spying on me in my apartment 😭 |
| They pump. People love to get pumped |
| He just pops off with random crazy numbers |
| Always was |
| Oh damn, just looked at crypto…really in the 💩this weekend |
| remindme! 24 hours |
| You want every tard on the road who is scrolling on tiktok while driving to fly a fucking car? |
| I’m about to organize a protest downtown Manhattan to get this fucking casino open |
| 50 bucks?! He is onto something here… |
| 🙋♂️ |
| I never seen someone cum on bald head before. May be you have potential. |
| $3B company just got a $1.6B crony capitalism bonus. It’s gonna gap up Monday bigly. |
| Check your ego or go broke |
| r/buttcoin |
| Avoid the argument more retard. Self conscious cope to protect your ego because you can’t accept you’re a dumbass.\n\nI'm going to recap so everyone and hopefully yourself included can see how stupid you actually are. \n\n1. You gave a completely unrelated response to a question even though you didn't know the answer, but still had an urge to demonstrate your "knowledge". A sign of low iq and low self esteem.\n\n2. Your answer to why a large account helps is: "the greatest strength of a trader is their ability to generate new ideas". Which is completely incorrect, and not dependent on a large account. \n\n3. You (hopefully) realized that your statement was incorrect, and shifted to an "understanding of economics" being the crux of your argument, instead of creativity. But it's still unrelated to the benefits of a large account.\n\n4. You then try to close out as if the opposing argument was that understanding economics doesn't help trading. No one said that. You moved 2 entire goalposts and didn't think the other party would notice?\n\nHow fucking retarded are you? We're online, there's literally a paper trail of what you've said. You developed some retard level habits because this kind of stupid shit probably worked in your retarded circle. |
| Didn't they want to buyout one of the other company? How do they pay for that? Just curious. |
| Idk whether to be a tariff, shiny metals, or 🌽expert this week |
| My chili I'm making is almost done who wants a bowl? |
| https://preview.redd.it/go4agjjoljfg1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cd2ce3c2242676b800a8847f75dbe3e9719ea78\n\n🌽 Is fukkd |
| Let me get my crystal ball… |
| How do people like Tom Lee and Cathie Wood even get wealthy in the first place? |
| We need to switch our currency back to Denarius\n\nIt sounds cooler. |
| This isnt investing. U just bought a lottery ticket is all. |
| Meh, think he gives a fuck? He's gonna be rich no matter what, it's the ape retards that got in late who will lose their money. |
| loll these are your average redditors commenting on wsb. Everyone is long RDDT but this pic shows the bear case. |
| Look man, if you are trying argue that not understanding economics isn’t an incredibly valuable skill in trading, then you are the one wasting my time. lol. My work is done here. |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| So call on shinny rocks and put on NASDAQ? |
| this is wtf mods |
| So much butt pressure happening! |
| When did you buy these? |
| Might? Already has. Everyone who got their retarded sound bite and talking points to parrot already won. |
| If not, he can do it again in a half hr when he earns another 42 bucks. |
| Tom Fat Cuck Lee is actually retarded. |
| Lol we all know one person like this |
| think it's gonna be about them? |
| Lol, love it |
| Congrats on your $10k scratch off ticket win |
| By WSB definition, not a yolo. Retard |
| Its a bunch of bullshit. Step 1: be born with a rich dad OR find a lonely old rich man and gaslight/ extorting him into being ur dad. |
| I know, but I don't want to get in trouble with the SEC. |
| Thanks, this makes my confident my puts and vixy/uvix calls will print. Retard. |
| That's why I sold all my crypto last year. It doesn't matter if quantum is anywhere close to cracking encryption, it only matter that the masses are afraid of the possibility. The market is very forward looking and risk averse. |
| Ain't nothing light going on back there, it's basically a soup kitchen sans Prius |
| No but I think really highly of my F150 |
| I got one inch. We can double team and OP will be good 🤗 |
| canada tariff threat and bitcoin already dipping so its possible |
| Can you elaborate? I have no clue and it’s driving me bonkers! |
| "This is all part of the 4 year cycle"\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/j1ruka0aljfg1.jpeg?width=405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=812f1a0b424b26ee44dc6ee23b02ed9366994fe7 |
| i thought you were being legit. i was worried about you |
| me too bro , spent like 700% on slv puts and zsl calls . we are coooked |
| I'm like if Dick Butkis and Joseph Merrick had a butt baby. |
| First off, there are dozens of different ways to trade, and an understanding of economics is not required for many, so you’re wrong there. Secondly, what in the fuck does understanding economics have to do with the benefit of having a larger account. Your brain is rotted and your thoughts are jumbled, quit wasting everyone’s time with your dumbass shit |
| Anyone know what NVDA stock will cost on Feb 6th? \n\nthinking about buying calls, so I ask. thx and God Bless. |
| $TSLA reports earnings after the close Wednesday with a $29.56 or 6.58% implied move\n\n \n\n\nNext day performance after the past 8 reports:\n\n \n\n\n📈+2.28%\n\n📉-8.19%\n\n📈+5.36%\n\n📈+2.87%\n\n📈+21.91%\n\n📉-12.33%\n\n📈+12.06%\n\n📉-12.12%\n\n \n\n\nAvg. move: 9.64% |
| https://preview.redd.it/rsc5gnm6ljfg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58de5a994eeb48052fb7ff706d9d321c2da8fa74 |
| zoomers manifesting 67,676.7 bitcoin |
| Ok, grandpa, time for bed, it's getting late. |
| This place is sadder than a crack den...more entertaining tho |
| Just a few weeks ago Tom fatso Lee was pumping crypto by saying ATH by the end of this month. |
| Bomb an eighth country to distract from the Epstein files and Minneapolis? |
| Trump ranting about China and Canada again this afternoon. Time to buy more shiny rocks |
| shorting btc is the ultimate hedge against weekend bad news. always dumps ,never recovers. |
| That’s what I said |
| I wonder if we will ever see a Gold standard currency again |
| Not even back to weekly lows yet |
| Mmm.. I think that's overly generous.\n\n\nBTC consumes a lot of resources. Value should be like -$150 but might be hard to get people to pay that to hold them so I guess 0 might be realistic floor. |
| low hanging fruit risk |
| I imagine gold, and silver trade flat once the volatility dies down.\n\n \nBut they really can't go down until demand goes down, and demand isn't going down. |
| CNC |
| !remindme 5 hours |
| Nah that wasn’t me. You got some orange on your lips tho |
| maybe i can be the cameraman |
| I'm going long on "zoom out 😏" post futures. |
| Flat futures open |
| She wants to make point of view corn with you |
| A guy getting shot has nothing to do with the stock market. |
| death spiral begins. |
| Vietnam. KPHO! |
| 👉🌽👬👉🍆🍆🍆💦💀 |
| saylor time to liquidate lol |
| “Remember, time in the market beats timing the market” |
| LMAO Buttcorn 🌽 |
| how about $3 |
| Trust |
| Solid. Most of it is tucked away at Goldmans, Wilmington trust and Raymond James. I trade with a portion of it. Built houses, started businesses and have essentially retired at this point. |
| Its about my feelings being hurt |
| watching people getting liquidated in 4k on buttcorn right now is so entertaining, let's do 86 next |
| Im gonna do onlyfans as a bald and fat dude |
| imagine paying for healthcare lol |
| with crypto, all price targets are wrong but lower |
| $1M |
| I made $1.5m last week. What’s your point? |
| What, the Fed is playing football now? |
| Chrysler 300 is a great car. I have one |
| it did for him |
| lol this is btc. never goes up |
| For btc maybe not markets |
| Honestly same |
| Bear thesis under threat tbh. Canada tariffs already cancelled; nothingburgers in Iran, so only thing left is minnesota and frankly that might kinda fizzle out too. |
| why’s everyone commenting 🌽 it can’t be that ba… HOLY SHIT |
| I made like 30k the last 2 weeks |
| You've been sounding like a less spastically retarded bull lately. Cut back a bit on the Tylenol and meth cocktail, did we? |
| BTC back to 80k tomorrow, futures flat lol |
| Yes |
| Why do bers talk so much shit only when the markets are closed? |
| 🌽 will probably rip tomorrow when everyone bought their puts |
| Hot tip: if you see anyone say “stay calm and DCA” about 🌽, they’re desperately trying to get back to even so they can offload their bags to even bigger retards than them |
| shorting btc free money. always right |
| You guys just don’t understand why this is good for the country |
| I don’t believe in options but I believe In gold. Don’t worry about the naysayers calling you names. Hopefully it works out for you because I think gold and silver is a safe bet. |
| Why is everyone saying Monday will be a bloodbath? |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 3 | **First Seen In WSB** | 3 years ago\n**Total Comments** | 28 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 5 years | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I've lost so much money and hope with these guys over the last 8 years... I wonder if this will be like investing in ASTS 5 years ago once it finally takes off and sustains |
| Hot Pockets are all Michael Saylor will be able to afford after this |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| \+ even if they lost it all in the divorce \nthey still have ponzi social security\n\nthat the gen z and beyond definitely wont get |
| What happens when you generate trade ideas if you have any understanding of economics? You find out how good those ideas are and you tweak your understanding of market dynamics. It’s literally half the battle. |
| On Wall Street, they call that a "picking up nickels in front of a steamroller" strategy. |
| Top is in, even the impoverished regards are piling into gold |
| Fear and greed index was at 5 not long ago, now it’s at 52. Does it reset at the start of the year? |
| reis, cok erken satmissin. congrats! |
| Me likes |
| I was promised 300k 🌽 |
| Sir, a second Hot Pocket has hit 🌽 |
| Or how hard work would lead to prosperity for you. You have to work hard AND be cunning to get ahead now. Heck, I would say cunning and lazy is a better combination than hard working and honest. |
| $CEG: Energy, Nuclear, Data Centers, AI \n\nGold/Silver/Copper\n\nUranium |
| I’m joking about that part\n\nBut just stay out of MSTR for the time being \nSafer and better investments elsewhere |
| She wants your pee pee |
| I got some short puts and PMCC on $XOM, $CVX, $MMM, and $HAL. They’re a bit of boomer stocks but you need the capital and connections to play the energy and infrastructure game. Oh and $DOW too. |
| Any names? |
| I’ve already cum twice to the chart |
| Oklo |
| 🌽🤣 |
| Crypto drilling, I’m so glad I switched from hood to silver Friday 😮💨 |
| This is an hour or two of work. Are you 11? |
| I've only got 3, is it enough for you? |
| The company is actively looking for acquires after the founder Tom Siebel stepped down. This is publicly available information. Also the possible interested buyers could be Oracle, Palantir, Microsoft or Nvidia, in my personal opinion |
| -5% tomorrow not a meme |
| If you don’t buy dips you’re literally a pussy |
| You're going to have to lose a lot more money than that before you can start your own hedge fund. Nobody's going to trust you with their money until you've lost as least a few million. |
| RobinHood has a long history of hosing users. From freezing stocks, disabling trades, and then sending condescending mass emails about how they saved you from yourself. |
| That’s every company. Anything with gor Tex is that\n |
| Is this a fearful or a greedy moment |
| everyone expected more innocents to get shot. it's the admin's handling of the situation - \n\nthat has everyone worried |
| That's a Chicago weekend alone. |
| Ber thinks a chrysler 300 is a luxury car |
| I made around 45 mil in 8 years but I reach for the billy. Should be doable in 2-3 years. |
| Oh oh ooohhhh |
| Love it, earlier "BTC only down 1% you babies" now that shit is down 2.2% which is almost enough to get excited about. |
| It’s not about that |
| Goodbye |
| r/wallstreetbets after another weekend of world changing news looking at +0.06% futures |
| I don't even dare hold puts over weekend, and you regards hold calls? |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 1 | **First Seen In WSB** | just now\n**Total Comments** | 0 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 4 years | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Nice yolo bro 👍🏻 |
| Light dumpster work |
| I am hot |
| Bols in here acting like we didn’t just have 2 down weeks in a row 🤔 |
| Very dangerous. Bubbles can go way higher than anyone thinks possible. They often don't pop until all the shorts have been squeezed out. Proceed with great caution. |
| Is mods wtf this |
| You'll get 17 and you'll TAKE every last one. |
| That was my thought. Saved what? About $5k? Easy to say in hindsight now though. Most people on here would be telling him to salvage what he had left and put it on something else. |
| So you all think we crash because someone got shot? That happens over 1000 times a day in the US probably. |
| Chuds get laid sometimes |
| 🌽 being cooked |
| Bitcoin is butthurt. |
| You know when Gold hits 5k GLD won't be 500 right? |
| Upvoting all the bearish comments each weekend in here so the algo's think everyone is bearish, and we go to new ATH each week.\n\nPlaying 4D chess with these retarded robots. |
| Maybe they're the people that made those jokes on X. And maybe they made them here first. And maybe Reddit is just acting up and it takes a while before the post/comment registers. |
| SmallSidewalkBets. Gotta put your life savings into this. Your net worth. Get rich or die trying |
| Imagine having enough money to be able to buy a house, own multiple vehicles, and support a family, while still having plenty of "fuck you" money left over to spend however you please....all from just working at a grocery store for a living stocking shelves.\n\nIt's just insane to me how fucking easy boomers had it back in their day. |
| Thanks Brad |
| It’s all promoted by the nazi because TSLA has 11k bags to offload |
| hope I get 4 inches today 🙌 😮💨 |
| What happened to this sub man |
| Its really sad to see so many people having a PROBLEM with tbe American government investing in an American company.\n\n\nIf YOU had an American company and the American government wanted to invest in it, you absolutely would have no problem with that tho, huh?\n\nMaybe we should just keep investing in a foreign war and let this American company go bankrupt and have even more Americans without jobs?\n\n\nReally sad how people cannot think past their own nose.\n\n\nShameful. |
| Some say 🌽 is pricing quantum computer advances that can crack crypto. Perhaps that is why whales with older coins are selling relentlessly.\n\nThe fed cut rates multiple times for over a year now yet 🌽 is barely moving up. |
| Look at this poor |
| Someone actually posted real DD on WSB regarding SanDisk when it was trading at $44. I listened but sold it when it was at $70...I have regrets. |
| That's just what a lot of people do. Steal from others and pretend to be something they aren't. \n\ncalls! |
| We're trying to lick our own assholes, stop distracting us Chad! |
| Only retards still use Twitter so I’m okay with the funny reposts |
| URAA . It’s the 2x uranium etf |
| If you look at the technicals, this is rational price action for BTC. My next retracement line is at BTC = $0. For those following along, you'll recognize that as it's inherent value. |
| Wendy’s on-call |
| BN - they own the infrastructure and energy assets surrounding our increased energy demand |
| I sometimes try to imagine what you all look like. It's always wise to consider the source of all this shit you regards say here all day long. |
| The level of bearishness in here makes me confident my weekly calls are going to print tomorrow. Bozos. |
| At some point when it eventually does enter a downturn they’ll all start linking back to a single comment saying shit like “called it 😎”. Ignoring the 26 times previously they were incredibly wrong and lost money. |
| you mean out of everything into slv lmao |
| Yes the American government investing in an American company..\n\n\nThats bad now?? Lmfao\n\n\nWow.. where's your moral compass? Maybe send the money to Ukraine instead huh? |
| Why do ppl feel the need to copy jokes from x and post them on here like they’re their original ideas? Like I don’t get it this is a shit taking sub not x. If I wanted to read x posts I’d go to x. I get it for breaking news and shit I do that, but dayum. |
| Is that a joke? |
| Those spikes are fun to trade |
| I like you, too |
| I had INTC puts and sold right at open Friday. If I just waited 30 -40min I would have had $5k more. 100% wait shit is going to bleed tomorrow. |
| What time does the Canadian Communist Party start handing out the maple syrup |
| I am going to say no, only because I have calls and a shit ton of shares. |
| I would have said USAR months ago but looks like it's gonna take off again on Monday |
| UUUU all the way. \n\nGlobal level miner/refiner in the making. Uranium business rapidly expanding. Latest BFS release with fabolous economics on China level producers and acquisition of ASM really put it on the global champion level for REEs. \n\nNo debt, tons of cash on hand, unique processing in the west, top class management … Could go on and on, not enough praise. Much more room to grow from here. |
| Cornball shit |
| Micheal saylor already down almost 10% on his recent $2.1 billion purchase last week. How much millions is that? This was on borrowed money btw. Has to the be the worst degenerate trader of all time. |
| I’m just saying , lot of negativity everywhere right now . Cheer up ! Fla flinky alfalfa burger bob . Thank you |
| No, you said a bunch of wishy washy verbose garbage. \n\n> Your greatest strength as a trader is the ability to generate ideas\n\nAre you retarded? New ideas don’t win trades. And you think that is a trader’s greatest strength? |
| Might sell my bitcoin and nvidia and get into silver and gold on Monday |
| nah he looses on purpose to get his ELO down so he can beat noobs and feel good. |
| The future of finance is not doing well. |
| Wtf is this mods* |
| I'm waiting on some stuff happening to pump a few drone stocks, and when it does, probably will sell those and add some shiny rocks. |
| But but but...What about my short???? |
| You are going to get wiped out. |
| After I build a position in Axon. I was looking to build Bloom energy. |
| LOL. Yeah I think I should have put /s people are very literal on here |
| OLOY |
| TMC is free money. |
| 0.22 |
| Everybody knows, everybody |
| Silver. |
| I’m bullish for everyone else with a more stable not dementia pudding brain pro civil war to cancel midterms president |
| Omg thuh PE guhhhhhh |
| 50, take it or leave it |
| Same tier as “art of the deal” |
| K |
| I guess I mean, “I hope”. |
| I know plenty. And I also know a dumbaz when I hear one |
| Who is margin and why is she calling me? |
| Prepare your anoos |
| “Mr. Slave, position 7, please.”\n\n*zziiiippppp* |
| In the case of South Korea, it's North Korean nuclear sub surveillance. |
| I know plenty. And I also know a dumbaz when I hear one |
| Nope. |
| Yall forget this is pretty regular for fake gold nowadays |
| Yet I still lose money |
| Did they really? Thought that was a lock |
| Relax Karen |
| Qqq and spy? |
| Rip to your dog |
| Let the jerking begin |
| X is the biggest pro crypto anti precious metal platform I've ever seen lmao |
| Why not? |
| 70s this week!! |
| Retards calling the top on Gold and Silver after calling the top on QQQ and SPY for the last 2 years.\n\nYeah, we all know what's really dying soon. |
| it doesnt walk to the ocean for food, \nor to the nest area (mate area).\n\nIt walks 70km away to a mountain. |
| So all the money is going from crypto to Spy and then to my pockets, hopefully |
| Sounds like a pump and dump |
| Prediction market for the degens bro - go wager on some football |
| I wish |
| With this POS clown yes |
| The thing is, you need a specialized facility to make the DRAM chips that are used in RAM. The actual PCB and assembly can be done basically anywhere, but the photolithography step is the limiting factor as you only have a handful of places that can do it. Combine that with a huge spike in demand induced by tech companies wanting more AI shit + other companies stockpiling in advance in case RAM gets even more expensive, and you have MU at 400.\n\nHonestly, it seems so obvious in hindsight, I wish I had stayed in MU 😭 |
| Seeet, my longer dated calls are going to be super red tomorrow |
| Boomer |
| I no nOt UnDErstand. Overbot.\n\n \nDespite the fact everyone wants it to go up. |
| I would love to see BTC tank to sub 75k levels. Now back to what matters, who’s buying silver at open and holding for 2026? |
| Let’s have a small moment to realise that 🌽 bulls still exist. |
| regard made back 1/3 of his drawdown got on here and started bragging 😂. This is actually an account j may keep tabs on that so funny. |
| So many margin calls tomorrow |
| everything will be red tomorrow except Sarepta $SRPT |
| Yeah good for my puts!! |
| My financial advisor said I need to buy mstr why is this? It’s down 50% in 3 months |
| Yes. Real bulls are metal bulls. 🌈 Beras are equity bulls.\n\n\nIt's all very confusing. |
| i already passed that step a while ago. i passed the losing whole port step too. |
| So glad I decided to not ever have kids. I found the right woman but took a while. Don't compromise for anything or anyone. |
| Should‘ve loaded more poots on Friday |
| Just finished just finished reading “Rich Dad, Poor Ber” what a masterpiece. |
| Gold is going to $500 soon. You heard it here first. |
| Corn futes lookin good |
| Lot of crypto bros on twitter trying to pump their btc bags. |
| Go fuk urself! |
| Mods wtf is this |
| I don’t have a ton of cash to invest lol |
| Did he pay for the car/military spend that was agreed to and/or fair share? Big brother pulling that weight for a long time and there is significant risk to the family of that continuing lil bro. |
| I mean this is one way to to burn $42 |
| Wait till you stop making money |
| Corn might actually be on it's way down, and may stay down for a long long time. It's becoming disconnected from everything, even high beta tech. |
| i mostly just see you posting gay stuff\n\nand not the gay bear kind |
| FUTA cumming soon at 6PM 👍🏻 |
| "CaN SoMeOnE eXpLaIn WhY sTonKs GoInG uP?" |
| This lmao. Also, the country is super socialist, using similar logic |
| This guy is buying a sex robot for sure |
| YOLO? |
| Precummies is down 15% |
| BTC let's see 80k tomorrow. |
| Won't someone protect us from this scourge of selfless Boy Scouts who grew up to be ICU nurses and care for sick veterans??? |
| Went to my local Walmart and bought up all the ammo. Brass, copper, lead and steel. I'm rich as fuck |
| $50 is a yolo? |
| Wasn't Arcteryx using a bunch of really bad (poisonous/cancerous) chemicals for their water-repellent coatings? |
| Recycled slop |
| I'm in SLV calls right now, but I'll say that the price for entry has gone up significantly over the past 3-5 months. I'm ITM in my options right now and trying to decide my next play. I may go Puts on OP's Short Silver fund with the cash I got from closing out one of my options recently. |
| MSTR liquidation spiral begins monday\n\ntrump cannot help, no amount of btc purchases can help, no amount of tweeting can help |
| $UUUU for uranium and rare earths, $DNN for uranium, $CRML cus they own the only approved rare earth mineral site in Greenland. $B cus solid company, gold mine and chart looks good.\n\nLooking for copper plays this week. |
| if apple keeps down trending I’m going to buy the shit out of it |
| A lot of you people are going to lose money on silver.\n\nNot me, because I sold too early. |
| Posts today from bears: RIP, BULL'S SCREWED.\n\nPosts tomorrow or Tuesday from bears: SCAM MARKET, NEXT TIME, BUT, WHATABOUT, DURDUR. |
| "if I run directly into the tsunami wave I can stop it!" |
| Yes it's sfw |
| i love that i can tell a human wrote this post because your T's became Rs |
| Well done |
| Bring back HARAMBE! |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 1 | **First Seen In WSB** | 3 years ago\n**Total Comments** | 9 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 13 years | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Stonks go up ooga booga |
| Pre pre futures down10% |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/qx2 made a bet that SPY would go to 670.0 within **1 week** when it was 691.41 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Yes I’m a ber but I don’t puts on spy like a regard to bet against the USD, there are different breeds of ghey bers |
| I am convinced it’s actually over this time… |
| Cryptards going to be crying when futures open.\n\n\nThis is what you get u greedy fucks. |
| Damn near 80 degrees! |
| I get that Kitco isn't exactly a neutral source in metals news, but this came up last year and is part of why the "kilogram of silver per EV" is resonating. Again, I don't know the accuracy of it - I'm not involved in the development process of solid state batteries at all - but I also know you can't exactly retool these industrial processes in a day either. Maybe copper works, maybe it doesn't. It's pretty complex stuff in play, but I'm catching the news and basing my opinions on that. I could be completely wrong about all of this, but I'm trying to use data points where I can get 'em.\n\nhttps://www.kitco.com/news/article/2024-08-19/silver-set-soar-samsungs-solid-state-battery-breakthrough-analysts |
| There is a RAM shortage and the forward PE is still 11. |
| HSA is ballsy. Love it. |
| amazing how some random person online invented the best trading method: hedging bad news by shorting btc.way better than VXX.UVXY or puts. |
| Perfect time for MSTR to buy gold and silver |
| I own a truck because I need to pull my wake boat, standup jetskis, dirtbikes, race car, drift car and race motorcycle. If you don't own a truck I am pretty sure you have a pretty boring life. You also probably don't own a house. And if you do own a house and don't have a truck that is a sign you don't do your own repairs. AKA you are pissing money away. |
| Iron Condor |
| Going long US dollar and short Gold Silver on market open full port |
| Arcteryx is actually Chinese owned, making it the perfect Canadian brand |
| \-.17%. |
| imagine the POV gay porn from these things |
| If the aliens could reveal themselves now that would be great timing and might chill everyone out. Tysm |
| USD |
| shorting btc as a hege best method ever--invented by random guy on the internet. |
| You mean 2, so far 🙃 |
| It's 1.5 hours away from football and I still have 20 things I want to do and I'm single!!\n\nIf it isn't clear already, I really don't have time for a woman or kids. I just don't. 🫷🚫 |
| We get to buy 6800 again!! Yay!!!! Been saving up cash for years just for this opportunity!! |
| Greenland deploying their weather on us was a brilliant first strike. |
| UURAF and SMR |
| should i sell my puts at open or wait a little |
| I take my losses like a man. I bitch and complain about it here and at work. WHY IS MU $400??? It's just fucking ram. |
| Yes |
| Actually saw a hot waitress at the local work lunch place. New girl. Recession is coming for sure |
| The snowman outside has a better sense of market direction than I do ⛄️📈📉 |
| 11 here. 😎🏝️ |
| 69 🤤🫦 |
| The run-up of precious metals has been insane. I think silver is going to top off, and I would expect gold to have a small correction before crabwalking for a decade. Typically, though, these metals take a few years to adjust back down. |
| For whatever its worth. Im with you man. There's much better words to use. |
| sometimes shootings outside / around the casino affect the casino |
| 🌽 it's time for you to go 69k bro come on |
| 2 liberation days within 1 year |
| LAC |
| With bonus commentary from a Chinese bot. Reddit in a nutshell |
| How about ASM. Im thinking of going hard on it tomorrow at open. But also thinking SOUN is making good moves and ready to ramp up |
| Even with the recent run-up, Gold & Silver miners are lagging REE. People are pricing in a spot crash which, I can understand but I don’t personally think we see Silver below $50/60 or Gold below $3800 and oz anytime soon. |
| V Monday dump Tuesday pump wed amc? |
| Once they hired Barbara, I knew something was up. You don't leave Siemens as CEO of 17 years to go work at a pre-revenue speculative minining company for no reason. |
| MSTR finally gonna crack under 150 tomorrow inshallah |
| https://preview.redd.it/slzj8khghjfg1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b61e7c3b04ea3e621d7b59d117a1baadf2ad53e6 |
| Impeach the orange gorilla, send the fucker back to russia |
| The outside temp is currently 4 |
| Only after your puts hit. |
| It's like taking away lil bro's keys to the car he paid for, and then telling him to get a job. |
| Calls are cooked monday |
| Ted Cruz is not very smart. |
| Everywhere. There are only two things that are faster than the speed of light: quantum entanglement and fiscal devaluation. |
| This bartender I'm trying to smash was wearing them. I thought she got prescription glasses but said they were meta raybans. She looked good in them. |
| Ytd return? |
| Bye 🌽 |
| So every weekend a there will be market dumping event now? |
| I think doing dd on the weekend is why I made 73% gains last year |
| https://preview.redd.it/llr7sh36hjfg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa9782d32a33ce06271c75bd025f754848bad07f |
| CWEN.A |
| The coin will never see 100k again |
| Durrr. |
| What tickers? |
| At what point in the recession do we get hot escorts |
| I did not see the video of that dude getting shot in the back while on the ground until just now. Calls on puts. |
| Pre futures down 5% rip |
| Your timing is impeccable |
| Heard a lot of players talking about rotating silver profits into gold. |
| Penguin is the harbinger of doom (censorship). |
| You know I'm something of a gay bear myself |
| The hard on that gives me could cut steel |
| You gotta be gay to wear a bracelet. |
| Noo!?!! |
| I got Reddit strictly for the casino . Why the fuck am I getting so many political posts wtf |
| So you predicted silver would go to 100 just as it was about to hit 100? 😐 |
| Pants are for squares |
| Only if they bought gold in 2019 |
| Cuz this is reddit so you can just parrot the front page talking points and the bots will upvote you |
| The illusion is breaking, fear and uncertainty are rampant. Trust has eroded. As a wise man might say, "It’s a great time to sell! Thank you for your attention to this matter!" |
| People are starting to realize that there is actually no net positive to BTC mining. At the end of the day it's just a virtual token, and to acquire it you burn electricity and hardware. |
| We had to. We are broke with trillions in debt, there is no other way out of this that can maintain the current status. |
| Quick, someone tell him to use the ISS for deep space mining! |
| bul is fuk\n\n>!🐻!< |
| You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? |
| You think its going to go up $3.50 more |
| Meta Calls, Sbux Puts \n\nAlso for Earnings in upcoming weeks MU calls and AVGO calls |
| AI has made visible the invisible thoughts of retards around the world that were held back by laziness and lack of talent. Thank you so munch Jensen |
| Has anyone else actually tried the Meta Raybans with the display? The controls with the bracelet are incredible. I can definitely see why I see so many fucks here in California wearing them. |
| Yep, and they seem intent on keeping it |
| Cause it's the weekend thread you tard |
| Buy SLV and hold starting tmrw? |
| If someone buys precious metals, it means they are in part at least bearish on currency adjusted gains of the stock market. So gld and slv bulls are actually, in part, gay bers? |
| QIMC... |
| That’s a great point to not overtly trust but then you go and be emotional with the name calling. Easy to see the doom. Can you see the happy path and branches in between? Better to have perspective and emotions cloud that ability. |
| Ready for silver to open up 3% |
| Chargpr: what is a cascading chain reaction economic death spiral? |
| digITAL GOLd |
| Not as long as gloval population keeps raising, gold will start losing value by 2056. |
| So, im on wallstreetbets and I write about stocks tickers and no one responds, but I write about how much I hate ice and suddenly im the most popular guy in this sub |
| Nothing I said contradicts that you absolute moron. |
| Yes I did one round of shoveling. Will do another st night |
| Bahahahaha Bitcoin. |
| Both weigh the same. If one is lighter people switch. Its supply and demand there is more silver than gold. If the supply were the same the price would be very close to eachother. Demand is about the same. |
| Amazon warehouse in crypto capital Miami has received tons of orders for ceiling fans and rope |
| Trade or gamble ? |
| BTC is still upward trending, it dips just like every other crypto stock or etf, you won’t be blabbering when it recovers 😂 |
| fr everyone mad in the comments but he’s done it |
| 🌽 👬👈 👉🍆🍆🍆💦💀 |
| Was it not foretold, "Drill, baby, drill"? |
| Just go to Peru, silver is everywhere there. |
| FML I follow the most depressing sports teams |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 1 | **First Seen In WSB** | 1 year ago\n**Total Comments** | 11 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 13 years | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Shut it down |
| Flair checks out |
| EOSE for energy storage |
| True dat |
| Ok then what happens. Seems like alliance isn’t working for either. |
| Cruz is Canadian, it’s unconstitutional for him to be president |
| oh it's not cope, I'm seething. I WISH my bags were shiny rocks instead of a bunch of absolutely dead biotech tickers. |
| Copper. Over 70% of the world's silver coming as an unintentional co-product from copper. The rise in the price of silver. Means manufacturing may turn to copper as the cheaper alternative for conductivity. |
| About tree fiddy |
| https://preview.redd.it/2s3hdp7hgjfg1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7412e1156445745dc5c7cda9d8a723a81fd6a463 |
| i think a gradual unwinding was priced in, BUT takaichi sees the charts and headlines like we do, and called a february snap election for a reason, causing the jpy10yr spike. this acceleration i don't think was priced in and we're about to see some fireworks. fast deteriorating US political conditions (incl. venezuela bombing, greenland threats, and ICE/no funding bill next week) are accelerating it even more, it almost feels like taco is debasing the dollar on purpose imo, i bet he and his inner circle are loaded with gold |
| Stfu I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast |
| It's depressing it only went to 125 and eth only 5k.\n\n\nWhere do u see bottom bottom for the winter? |
| Is it Tuesday already? |
| Vibe check |
| $UUUU for uranium and HREE’s but besides that idk |
| He still hasn’t forgot about his wife being called ugly by 🥭? |
| ASPI |
| Ouch |
| Please post more ai slop in the main |
| She said that? |
| That's gay. |
| Or is silver finally catching up and the GSR is returning to the 20th century mean |
| Physical stocks show continuation for both metals. Don't listen to me though, I rarely wear pants. |
| Why has Saylor been buying at ATH when he could have purchased at 1 dollar in a couple weeks? |
| its snowing faster than i can fucking shovel |
| Probably\n\nJust saying how retarded leveraged crypto is cause every week I see X posts about people getting liquidated |
| Dey took er jerbs |
| He’s trading SPY so he’s perfectly diversified. |
| Where? |
| eventually it will come, but not anytime soon. |
| Good Job! |
| Demand for silver will die down with alternative metals taking over and target rate for silver will be closer to $70 or below and this is from a person who called out the silver hitting $100 4 days back.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/46fm0js3gjfg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dbe56081cfcca4b59914fc17e3a2a42e536a457 |
| The value of the options have decreased because the share price has gone down, not because the IV has changed. Like I said.\nI cba to explain more to someone so uneducated in this like yourself, please go read about intrinsic and extrinsic value of options if you want to learn more |
| The instant 10 upvotes is the dead giveaway |
| Brain rot |
| https://preview.redd.it/9p6cjxgzfjfg1.png?width=441&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4ef8b9e705a8fa17b6b171599dfba09860777be |
| They also wouldn’t believe that the party of limiting federal overreach became a party of bootlickers who fully endorse federal overreach LOL |
| Did you see what I said. I wasn't inciting violence wtf. And yeah I agree with silver |
| No dumbass, the reason it becomes easier is purely psychological, which is the biggest obstacle to overcome when trading. Being able to hold onto winners, resisting quick profit, and holding through temporary drawdown. Please shut the fuk up and stop typing like you know what you're talking about |
| What's the deal with that penguin on TikTok? |
| A Mossad bot arguing with a Russian bot. Classic |
| You really typed this prompt in, saw this image, and thought "yeah I should post this"\n\nIs AI art the greatest retard bait of all time? |
| Each share represents less than 1oz of silver |
| I order my food with no bread, extra veggies and no condiments. Extra veggies is free. Hamburg salad FTW |
| Nah, the 4 year cycle is a real thing. We’re returning to well below 80k |
| Oh Retard! You thought you are not losing money today? See dollar. |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 1 | **First Seen In WSB** | 4 weeks ago\n**Total Comments** | 1 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 9 years | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Is it too late to get into silver / gold ? |
| There is a recent article in Axios about Ted Cruz. Ted Cruz secretly is telling donors he thinks tariffs will get the genius impeached. Ted Cruz is angling to be the "free market candidate" in 2028 against Vance who presumably will be the "pro-tariff candidate". I hope they already realized that their party is not going to win shit for a good while. |
| Bitcoin might hit 10K soon and then down to 1 dollar |
| Is my Call of $510 by 1/30 a lost cause?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/38jtrukpfjfg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85ef18677ab28a0ed50afe0ed86b5e137ea65a04 |
| I mean, but c'mon, do you ever feel *normal* after a Chinese buffet? |
| After crypto goes down another 1% 500 billion of bulls will be liquidated and then it will pump 1% and liquidate 1 trillion of shorts |
| True but then your diet consists of Wendy's and that's not particularly healthy... |
| Cope detected |
| I gotta say, that’s pretty gay. Or, how about I just go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may. What do you say? |
| Jim Cramer is the type of person to cheat at chess. |
| Im sure they wouldn't believe what a bunch of soft little bitches we have all become, thats for sure. 16yo boys were volunteering to go to war, now they can't decide which dress to wear to school |
| Bitcoiners still arguing that it's digital gold while being down 30% from ATH's\n\nmeanwhile actual gold+silver is actually hitting their ATH's\n\nthe BTC experiment is failing but they're gonna make up some bs about a cycle or chart or some other shit to justify the fact it's just not working |
| Automated drive thru is here |
| Lol:\n\n>Made a few grand monthly since November in high-stress NBA props betting while jobless\n\n>Emptied a bunch into crypto\n\n>Had to pull it back into my gambling cause LOSING\n\n>win more\n\n>BTC crashes\n\n>My degeneracy avoided a crash and increased my value\n\nThe American Empire has failed. Calls on Pokemon cards and gambling. |
| My reply is all gut feelings. I wouldn’t base anything off it 🤷♂️🤣 |
| I’ve made over $30M in the last 17 years. I’m doing okay, and I don’t want to take on more. I could easily manage others accounts, as I’ve had several offers that would be in the 9 figure range but I don’t want that stress. Everyone has their own targets |
| Silver is up 200+% in a year\n\nGold only 60.\n\nGold still has room. |
| Call on silver , it’s going to be a bumpy week |
| Wendy's For Life Food Hack\n\nPays a 6.67% dividened\n\n30k will pay you $2,000 a year\n\n$500 a quarter\n\nYou can buy 90 4-for-$5 meals a quarter including tax and dumpster dive for the other days your food stamps didn't last you.\n\nCongratulations, you've won free Wendy's for life and you don't have to put fries in the bag either! |
| Were you also barefoot? |
| It was a currency 😂\n\nIt was a stored value 😂😂\n\nIt is crap |
| My dog doesn't mind the snow, but she likes to eat it which usually makes her barf |
| Kinda bored nowadays, can we start a war? |
| if the northeast, north midwest, and west coast band together, bullish for the union, bearish on the south. basically all net gdp positive/contributing states |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| How is classifying something a sign of not being able to build a second story? |
| Because SLV is not Silver |
| I’m tired of 2026 boss |
| You might be on to something with water. Now, idk about puts on KO & PEP because they have the means to get water due to their large revenue.\n\n$AWK might be a long term bullish play though |
| thats part of the greed cycles. \n"it wont happen this time" lmao, we will see....\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/htnw2rhjfjfg1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71abd583c853e065ea56c4ec017ed3280a855178 |
| Maybe go shovel someone’s walk |
| I feel like a clown that a year ago I was losing money on leveraged silver futures when it was merely $36 an ounce. |
| GUYS IM GUNNA ANNOUNCE!!! OH GOD IM ANNOUNCING!!!!! AHHHHHHH I NEED PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME AND CARING ABOUT WHAT I SAY , IM GUNNA FUUUUUCKIN ANNOUNCE!@@! AHHHHH IM ANNOUNCING!@!@! |
| Fucking jesus i didnt even consider what sub i was in |
| https://preview.redd.it/9xo6zox5fjfg1.png?width=270&format=png&auto=webp&s=76aa5d2ff3db1779e8527191bd618609b49b446d |
| Parabolic growth without correction?? |
| If only those living through the Great Depression, WW2, Cold War, Vietnam War, fight for desegregation, Desert Storm, Dot Com bubble, and great financial crisis could see the headlines of today. I’m sure they never imagined such terrible news and would definitely believe this of all times is our most bearish moments. |
| Watch it be about some bullshit lawsuits on the white house remodelling |
| Bitcoin thinks the sky is lava |
| believe it, ingot calls |
| Im being a good investor by being too lazy to sell my silver |
| Says the guy on this thread 🤣 |
| bro trying to stay relevant |
| I'm sitting here waiting for my maiden to cook me up a 🥭 steak, while I play my 🥭 guitar, wearing my 🥭 watch and sneakers, while my daughter reads from my 🥭 Bible. |
| 🎶 Flip on the tele, wrestle with Jimmy 🎶 |
| Agreed.\n\nSilver is in more of a retail frenzy, gold still has strong central bank buying. |
| Apple will continue to crumble |
| #dame even carrying a phone now is considered a weapon of mass destruction RIP USA |
| I like you most |
| Is it about Iran? |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/PureSpecialistROTMG** bet **IBIT** goes from **50.69** to **45.62** before **08-Mar-2026 01:18 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 5 wins and 4 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet IBIT -10% 6w |
| the problem with 🌽is it's proven unreliable when there's a crash on stonks\n\noverall gold and silver are just better at what it was supposed to do\n\nFOMO is the only thing that can pump that shit imo |
| And the gold coin and meme coin. Truly whoring him self any moment he can |
| https://preview.redd.it/ui83eshsejfg1.jpeg?width=458&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c360a93e1a0441a036b19204a68966a1f57a7c78 |
| you can't just leave us hanging like that |
| \*slv war\n\nCalls on SLV |
| I took my dog out to enjoy the snow. 5 minutes in and she says her paws are cold |
| The pump on GLD is, unironically, now paying for their war |
| Why is SLV (92.91) less than Silver spot price (103.28)? |
| TODAY\n\nPRESIDENT TRUMP HAS CALLED FOR AN EMERGENCY MEETING.\n\nEzra A. Cohen\n\n\n💥💥💥💥💥💥 |
| Some of us can actually trade and can make money no matter what, as long as it isnt the bs market manipulated fake pumps that is a bulltard's bread and butter. |
| Blame Chinada. |
| I was listening to someone say Thursday that he was full porting in to ASM Friday morning. I almost followed him and now regret it. How much higher do you guys think it could go? |
| SOFI 22.5p 2/6\n\nINTC 52c 2/27\n\nIdk I just like it. Got all on Friday afternoon. |
| I think their is also a video going around about a children’s camp in the United States of just constant pain and crying. It was going around yesterday I am not sure if they deleted it |
| "What the fuck is a Denver Bronco" |
| Imagine not being a professional athlete playing in the NFL playoffs today |
| yy-you know you can make money with puts, rr-right? |
| https://preview.redd.it/rm80ztfmejfg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f34554f61ea3c137cad4e421eed0f53215d40dda |
| Generative AI is gay |
| Gold won’t stop \n\nDon’t know about silver |
| 8/10 lame |
| Doesnt matter, last taco did nothing. Couldnt even sustain a 1 hr pump. Its not about the BS he is saying anymore, so he cant taco out of it. |
| The thing with holding bags is that normally the "bags" are worthless company tickers; but if you are "holding bags" and the bags are just silver and gold then those aren't really bags, those are just reserve metals that \*will\* remain valuable **at least** until humanity starts asteroid mining. |
| taco basically already happened |
| do girls like you? |
| Post an update when you either hit $1,000,000 or $0 pls |
| TIPS max profits would require the gov to tell the truth about inflation |
| Ah, there are the bots. I guess they turned them back on\n\nWhat they actually want is property confiscation, bread lines, suicide-as-healthcare, and violent riots. |
| Me and my buddy were cracking up yesterday about Trump Steaks. Remember that? lmao |
| Not like she had rich parents, or maybe she does, I don't know, but she made her money selling the idea that she's a stock picking genius. Hard to do that for years when you're dumb. |
| That gold is now adorning the Oval Office |
| LMAO |
| I too loved options, until the orange man started tweeting |
| Silver to $1000... Did you know that 70% of silver is a by product of other mining? There wont be more silver if there is not more demand for other materials. |
| Hey nice avatar, fellow regard. |
| And the EVs! You know what they say, "Better Chinese than Nazis" Thank you for your attention to this matter, Muskrat! |
| Yea that is basically irrelevant to the situation. The taco cannot work tommorow because its not about that, sorry. |
| https://preview.redd.it/71man13oejfg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=45a040a21bb03d065f3e98ca8d1d2faad8e5c45e\n\nIt's not over till it's over |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Oil maybe |
| They lost it all from the lack of volatility 🤣 |
| What about corolla war? 😱 |
| https://preview.redd.it/2dut6uiaejfg1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da4643a3700c39f9e95729a6ea68e3efa153013f |
| I’m bored open the casino lol |
| it was a top pick for 2026, it was like top 10 picks after rklb,asts ,amzn and so on |
| Yummy! We're you in the Wendy's dumpster? |
| Why C 3 specifically? |
| Well, I hope you are right about that |
| no1 wants to extend credit to the person threatening their military at them, they want to come collect and be gone |
| Believe it or not calls |
| I can see you did your DD. Those are rookie numbers, BTW. Aim for 100% loss. |
| Haha it's a significant position, but I'm not quite betting the farm. I agree that the cost of tags on metal is the biggest barrier! Grocery would suddenly open up like a floodgate if they figure that out.\n\nedit: You're right that Amazon greatly prefers its own in-house tech and has surely evaluated RFID in the past (but decided against it). But I assure you, they're not going to make their own tag ICs if they want to use RFID. |
| Germany: "Hey US can we have our gold back?"\nUS: "What gold?" |
| Priced in since 1861 |
| Eventually it’ll reverse like crazy and I put my bet on because there currently are no technical lines to give guidance. If I was up huge on the bet I’d be closing because otherwise you’re kinda a greedy pig. Entering or shorting here should only be done with peanuts.\n\nSlv traded 2.5M contracts on Friday with each contract representing 100 ounces. |
| Well he should stop pushing Sloppilot into everything then.\n\nWindows 11 is already like 33% Slopdows. |
| We'll get GTA 6 before Iran strikes |
| I know another way this goes |
| Time to stock up on Supersoakers with pee |
| This may be a dumb comment/question, but.....\nYou can gamble with HSA $? I thought that was only for medical expenses. |
| isnt that, like, the lore of Fallout?\n\nShit might be getting real real soon |
| cash/metals in overseas accounts, like every other billionaire has set up in case of a prosecution |
| \n**User Report**| | | |\n:--|:--|:--|:--\n**Total Submissions** | 10 | **First Seen In WSB** | 5 years ago\n**Total Comments** | 447 | **Previous Best DD** | \n**Account Age** | 5 years | | \n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| That worked when there was another Schmuck to buy your bags. Esrly buyers sold to the American general Public, who sold to the Chinese, who sold to Indians. Who's left to buy the "digital gold store of value" that moves down with the USD? |
| I’m starting to think that some of you people that want property, food, healthcare, and peace might be radical left agitators and domestic terrorists. Thank you for your attention to this matter! |
| I like both of u |
| https://preview.redd.it/n4mnyaazdjfg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6478453fdcff154ec48e5d219d9a2b04d87fd785 |
| Some pedo cock suckers too. |
| That Chinese food is gonna be 🔥 |
| i like u |
| As sad as it is, chronic depression is common. Behind the mask that is reddit, people feel open to talk how they really feel, or how an amplified part of them does anyway. \n\n \nI agree, it's a little disheartening to see so many, but you never know what goes on behind the monitor, unless you're spying on me right now (you'd see someone who resembles that of a naked mole rat with glasses, occasionally sipping a drink and staring into the distance for seemingly no apparent reason). |
| Canada already said they ain’t doing the china deal trump was scared of |
| Dumb down your senses… allow the memes to meme |
| Puts on Honda |
| The Chinese have taken over Canada!!!!!!!!! |
| Water - puts on KO and PEP 🤷♂️ |
| Are we even getting a dip tomorrow from 100% tariffs? or is the taco so baked in and anticipated no one cares ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ |
| If it was easy wouldn't these people be billionaires by now? |
| You already have a bet going - LRCX to 200.0 before 27-Jan-2026 09:52 AM -05 |
| !banbet |
| Whats the next meme? Toilet paper? Oil? Corn? |
| TOMATO CONCENTRATE FROM RED RIPE TOMATOES, DISTILLED VINEGAR, CANE SUGAR, SALT, ONION POWDER, SPICE, NATURAL FLAVORING. |
| Everyone thinks they are an excellent idea. Would you like your neighbour to have one, lmao |
| How lame am I? My whole weekend only comprises of refreshing this thread. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8lsngmaddjfg1.png?width=476&format=png&auto=webp&s=b415e1ab1bce4418984c76d00cea530dd47c401a |
| -.2% |
| It's hilarious bulls rant about money printer and US equities. Your best case scenario seems to be matching or slightly beating inflation in that scenario.\n\n\nUhh. Congrats? I guess? Maybe just buy TIPS though you boomer ass? |
| Yes you are just regarded |
| japan, south korea, brazil, india, canada |
| Tf is this language? |
| Being early is the same as being wrong\n\n!banbet |
| It's just the risk of getting margin called. It has nothing to do with the portfolio itself. |
| #**O** |
| It just broke the 88k resistance in the channel it was in. Next stop 60k then 20k, choo choo 📉📉📉 |
| Don’t be shy show some tickers |
| Historically that usually means it's a good time to buy. Just sayin |
| dame not even law abiding gun owners are safe now holy fuck gov is coming for their guns |
| Remove the point |
| silver drive a snowplow directly into shorts azzhoe in 5 hours |
| A homemade TACO is always more delicious than an instant TACO, but the latter is ready quickly.\n\nSimilarly, with a slow cooked TACO, the markets have large reactions, but with an instant TACO, we only see a small blip. |
| Buddy, 30% of circulating BTC are in ETFs now. It'll go to shit when the market opens. |
| Civic war is priced in right guys? |
| This can has been getting kicked down the road since leaving the gold standard. Every time it gets kicked, there's a load of economists preaching why it's okay. Now they're calling it modern monetary theory. |
| As opposed to field hockey duh |
| i think the overly emotional decision to reflexively trust the carnival barker/taco-in-chief and everything he says is great. when you look at the charts and start to think clearly, the truth is that things are not. many converging macro factors around the globe are just making this trade kick off |
| Depends on if we hit $698 by 8pm Monday I suppose lmao |
| “Investment”\n\n“Sir, this is a casino” |
| Say no more. I’m not stopping |
| What’s the difference? |
| I'm actually long on both shineys, but watching the silver price like a hawk to see if its peaked yet. |
| Ice hockey? 🥭 has officially lost it 😂 |
| Not an Elon guy but I think with Starlink & the CIA the internet will never ever go down |
| How my boots taste? |
| None of that will save your currency. American "exceptionalism" was funded by others buying your bonds. Then you started to irrationally threaten your neighbors, allies, and economic partners.\n\nYou had a good thing going on, and you had to fuck it up, didn't you? |
| we are mirroring Turkey and Erdogan iykyk \nFrom the Fed chair \nto the Currency debasement \nto the rate cuts\n\nimo, it means buy calls because stonks only go up |
| honestly i think corn and crypto are a fuckin ponzi scheme and i dont think ill ever be convinced otherwise. i will say having seen it since its inception its definitely not crashing. gay and retarded yes |
| this + all of the above |
| Futes down .4 any prediction for open tomorrow? |
| Why would the stock market ever even go down? Everyone wants to make money . |
| What? Your net worth? |
| I'm tired of doing.. nothing. |
| I was remembering the LTT episode when I typed that xD |
| Russia is not a fool. They aggressively de-dollarized from 2010 to 22. They definitely miscalculated about Europe. They thought EU wont seize assets because they are heavily dependent on russian gas. They have 300 bil in Belgium. Donbas region alone has 12 trillion assets. Risk-Reward. Now in dec 2025, belgium is already back-tracking this. They will give up the russian assets. |
| Retarded gambler |
| I will shove my dick up your ass so hard it will come out your mouth and you’ll be the first person to give an anal blow job \n\nCalls on $SPY |
| When was the previous circuit breaker before tomorrow? |
| Go away land be angry at the world somewhere else\n\n\nYou have contributed zero to this topic.. just btching about politics.\n\n\nBye bye |
| I too watched that veritasium episode. |
| By the size of the anus how fucked are we?\n. o 0 O |
| Have you seen some of the fights and theft that happens inside those cesspits?\n\nNo way a waymo clanker could handle that |
| Dang. Why are you going off topic and sounding like a lunatic? Hypocrisy wins again i guess lmao |
| The 🌽 subs are barely even active anymore thats how you know that garbage is ded |
| You aren’t entirely wrong… Colonizing other countries is basically a free money glitch when you already spend a trillion on military. |
| Thank you Joe Biden |
| You need globalized highly reliable internet infrastructure before Bitcoin liquidity even becomes possible.\n\nAll that takes for gold to be liquid is your chicken farmer neighbor Dave figuring that your shiny rocks are worth a couple eggs. |
| Go pats |
| Who hurt you lil bro |
| OPEN THE CIRCUS |
| War is bullish, but what about civil war? |
| Well, what are they? |
| It will dump again with the market |
| If you're only running 4 miles in this snow storm what are you even doing |
| big paid pharma paid me |
| Do it for the love of the game |
| Pamp eet |
| Automated McDonald's already exist in Texas. |
| It's part bots and part losers who just aren't awake yet |
| #GO DENVER BRONCOS!!!!!!!!! |
| Wrong. SPR is rising.\n\nSlowly but going up. |
| I would think the reaction would be worse if so. \n\nBTC to me is just an asset class that, if funds are needed in a hurry outside market-trading hours to cover margin calls, etc., it's easily accessible for that purpose. |