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| I’ll be looking over the edge of a very deep canyon… |
| Imagine if you got SPY calls at open and then changed to puts at 11:30 |
| Same all my mu and dram calls are 60% down |
| I'm not fucking gay bro! 😉 |
| MAG7 earnings are way more important now |
| Western digital is an awful company, their margins are weak, their revenue is weak, their forward p/e is awful. At least lose money on mu and sandisk. |
| Look to my coming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East. 🌅\n\nI will be holding Micron at $2,000/share with one hand and SanDisk at $3,000/share with my other hand. \n\nAnd I'll be surrounded by sex robots that will be waiting to kiss you on the cheeks for the true heroes of this AI bull market. Those who held even in its darkest days shall be rewarded for their bravery & fortitude. |
| Good news it will still continue to be lame |
| I think we pump back into earnings, but from where is the question\n |
| **BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 1W - 1L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **QQQ** | $724.92 (above) | $710.01 | +2.1% | Jul 10, 10:29 PM | |
| I have money coming out of my fucking vagina bro… |
| My weather app really be like, "It's not gonna rain today, come on, I would know"\n\nThen when it rains, "😳😡 Hey how was I supposed to know??" |
| !banbet qqq +2.1% 3d |
| Just got rejected from a job after 4 rounds of interviews. Green tomorrow. |
| Barron, is that you? |
| its down 35% in 2 weeks and you're initiating puts now?... cmon mayne |
| Stop being poor? |
| 👽어허 |
| Think about this way, you have 500k in your retirement accounts growing on average 10%. But you can borrow at 3% to buy a house. Would you borrow 500k to buy a house at 3% or sell your retirement portfolio that was netting you 10% a year? That’s a difference of 7%. Sure you are paying 15k a year in interest but your portfolio is also making you 50k a year. That’s a difference of 35k a year compared to using all your cash and getting 0 gain from it. |
| Yeah it's a bit of a K shaped job market, but the market overall sucks. \n\nThe folks who were mindless ticket drones are having a harder time. Coding typically isn't the bottleneck in high quality engineering. |
| My portfolio is down 18% from a week ago. INTC, MU, NBIS, and RIVN all need to stop being lame |
| Fair, I recently got into Gunpla so I guess they should be allowed a missile or two on the side. |
| Guys I just saw ai slop in memory subreddits its over |
| Me three. Keep loading more when it hits 25.8 each time……. Building heavy bags if my thesis is wrong, but still have conviction on earnings |
| Looks like the only thing its doing is going straight to fucking zero |
| Might just rotate into fertilizer stocks and say fuck it |
| I may be retarded, but at least I’m not in a cult. Fucking Gamecucks voted to dilute themselves by 2.5 billion shares. |
| I think how bad it gets really depends on whatever the hell China is doing. Unprecedented for a country to be able to cut imports 60% like that |
| Perfect then it's nothing you need to worry about |
| How is the world is it bullish? The US also announced a phase out on the purchase of all Iranian oil by jul 17th. |
| OP really fomo bought at the top ☠ |
| Shut up, Meg |
| This is how to get rich! Lmao |
| Why though |
| Buying calls rn. Thanks for the heads up |
| yeah dude just got reported on today, happened early this morning apparently. |
| Pakistan |
| Thats what I am thinking but the technicals look weak, think it will fall more. |
| #MU & SNDK GANG HOLD FIRM, WE SHALL NOT BE TRIFLED WITH. STAND BACK AND STANDBY, STAND BACK AND STAY UNITED, STAND BACK AND SEX ROBOTS!!! 💪🦾🤝🙏🫂👥️🕺💃🕴👯♂️\n\n*ahhh yes every sex robot needs DRAM, NAND, a CPU, and a decent AI model* |
| I chose the wrong hobby |
| Also can use xsp, but a little less liquid |
| The one positive for the markets with hormuz is an opportunity to announce a deal and moon! |
| Turn $60 into $450 into $20 SPY challenge (MANY TIMES COMPLETED FOR ME) |
| Let it go buddy |
| they cant have a hobby?? |
| 5,000 |
| Thanks! |
| What the fuck are our elected leaders doing? Don't they know you should only fight on the weekends when the markets are closed??? |
| Now it’ll go up. We are all regarded |
| Wait wdym died I actually knew him when he lived in Austin |
| AAPL is not just a phone company it is the closest we have that connects us to everything including AI . It is our health monitor , it is our Personal assistant and more . It is no longer just a phone company . |
| Its true, this will continue working indefinitely\n\n…until they run out of oil they can release from the reserves. |
| That’s cool and all but imagine the great feeling you’d have paying off my $60k student loans |
| shes broken inside how |
| Bottom is in |
| Gently, bro |
| Sold all my calls for a 80% loss today in Western digital, took the remaining capital and bought puts on western digital out of anger. |
| Hashbrowns in the bag (I’m cashing in at 9:30 AM) |
| # No attempts at manipulating the market will stop the Koreans from selling. The prophecy has been fulfilled: Bol R cucked. |
| imagine if space x ipo was indeed the top lmao |
| That Hormussy sure makes the market nervous |
| Why so bullish?? |
| Press F5 for a change |
| I hope you will recover your port in daytrading, step by step |
| More like $1000 lol |
| Its okay.\n\n\nthe US can always print oil!!!!\n\nBuilding more datacenters, powered by nat gas generators is the future of the US economy, the tokens must flow! |
| Cool bro |
| Love her! She needs to be loved! |
| War dkesnt matters, oy Chad Koreans selling matter. |
| Son decided to celebrate his father, wife and daughter's public funeral with some drone strikes on shipping.\n\nPeace negotiations are going well! |
| 730 |
| Yeah but the guys who actually deserve 200k are probably finding it, hard to get good help |
| We got saved by the Europoors last night, after the Koreans forgot that stocks are supposed to go up after great earnings. |
| Market has been parabolic for 6 years it's just too easy at this point |
| Just sucks because I was literally tapping buy lmao. \n\nStill managed to scalp an NDX spread tho, so that somewhat made up for it. |
| Double inversion analysis confirms this conclusion |
| I was told SPY would be zero by now |
| Market is trash so I’m all in on WM |
| Top signal |
| Don’t worry that shit is probably gonna pump to 130 before weekend just like last time |
| u/opinion\_is\_unpopular |
| Yeah, 32% over 5 years… or zoom out to 10 years and it’s over 550% |
| Mu to $800 by Friday |
| AI is burning capital like my EX .. and all you get is a blow job with extra teeth |
| Connor Murphy died, swam away from police and drowned in Thailand, crazy that I know who that was. |
| You had me, almost. 😂 |
| Remy passed away today from heat exhaustion. He was almost 11 years old. In all that time we didn’t spend more than 10 days away from each other. We were always together. He meant so much to me. Thank you for letting me share him with you |
| I’m so proud of humanity for this sequence |
| PIO |
| Hell yeah me too |
| SNDK forward PE is 9 |
| You guys are missing the big picture.\n\nThis just means we are back in ceasefire mode infinite money glitch |
| Good for you, hold your bags with pride. Market took it as a negative and started selling, doesn't matter what your pea brain interpreted that as. |
| May not? 100% of the time if they dip, dram and soxx dips. If they're up 10%, no effect. |
| Kospi gonna be blue like our balls. |
| WDFC?!$ |
| Hmmm probably flat in the morning session |
| Unironically. |
| I tend to follow the trade the entire time I’m in it, usually seeing a doji or price being stagnate for 30-45mins is when I’ll sell |
| Switzerland |
| Don't we all do sometimes? |
| Can you sell that option? |
| Calls on bear mace |
| What else \nR u buying |
| Get fucked by SMCI for the 11th day in a row |
| I’m rooting for whichever country produces the best wrist watches |
| Is sndk still the play tho |
| Sure, but i can make an image of a crocodile pooping on a dinosaur and for that calls all day on AI\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/hw6c4hewuvbh1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=bce2e3ea2eeaca3cd56353c1873be5149507a32a |
| There’s always another trade pal |
| each iran war sends us to ATH... since the war ended we went down... now the war is back on the table. this is so bullish |
| Dude |
| PEP did +4% into +1% in couple hours and that's supposed to be a stable stonk lol |
| Because historically DRAM has been a component secondary to the GPU/CPU in computer hardware, which is why we talk about a DRAM cycle, but not a CPU cycle. \n\nThe need for HBM on the GPU die changes that equation, and we can expect Hynix to consistently trade at a forward multiple similar to TSMC from now on. |
| Talk about something other than the “bears”, some of you guys are actually obsessed |
| each war sends us to ATH... since the war ended we went down... this is so bullish |
| Its a simple plan with two parts:\n\n1. If my instincts were right, panic sell at a slight loss immediately before the option moons.\n\n2. If my instincts were wrong, hold those options for dear life and ride them down to zero. |
| Perfect comment. They’re all on my buy list. Then I zoom out and I’m like mehhhhh… |
| Calls on nuclear 🔥 |
| You forgot gambling on 0DTE options |
| Typical Gen Xer, unironically supporting the bombing of Iran because you make a few extra bucks is absolutely pathetic. Lead brained loser |
| I’m still raging because my phone died before scalping a $500 to 50k trade. |
| I need a 1% gain to make some profits tomorrow lmao |
| You got really lucky. It was an unexpected move, with the help of Samsung |
| Who gives a fuck about gay marriage wtf this is a casino |
| He's right on this though. Dirty commie ber, treasonous! |
| ☝️Half of this thread |
| I made tons entering SPX trades at 3 & 4 am when the UK and German markets opened. |
| Yeah |
| Dump it\n\n>The government's plan to build a massive semiconductor cluster in southwestern Korea to house chip plants for Samsung Electronics and SK hynix is facing growing questions over whether sufficient power can be secured. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kl8l43rouvbh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b39660808b578f7106455131dade0db0c0cbd8a7 |
| Yeah but SPX volume scares me |
| Theres no blood left, Ive been drained |
| It’s not the prescription drugs we enjoy |
| AMD AND MU GONNA RISE TOMORROW I THINK\n\nTHINKING OF MAKING A QUICK BUCK |
| Holy motha of dilution, how many times they going to sell gamecock stock and do nothing with the cash. Cohen is the Saylor of stocks.... |
| I do! Your wife loves when I use them on her. |
| Hiiiii |
| Fuuuuck I really hope they don't throttle me any more. I only know enough HTML to ask where the bathroom is! |
| Price action |
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| Yeh ur boned |
| You live in a pineapple under the sea? |
| Hey that’s family business, shut your mouth |
| Getting hit the same way all $SOXX stocks are |
| Looking back, Trump tweeting about shorters being anti-American was probably pre-empting |
| If I hear about this fucking company one more time I’m gonna lose my shit. Anybody investing in this scam is the literal embodiment of a retard. Do like 1 minute of DD. |
| It’s called a commercial break. Wait till you realize recess at school was for the teachers to have break |
| Only if the composition includes evidence of tumescence |
| umm. Are you sure about #5 and #7 bud |
| lol did you really think we’d have AGI by now…? |
| Yeah agree on water, just dont know what to trade to get in on this. |
| They didn't say shit, they mentioned an idea. There is no excess compute and they keep spending more and more on semis. That got spun into them overbuying, but they actually keep buying more and more with no end in sight. https://x.com/i/status/2074568161299771394\n\n |
| Made 10% on $PENG earnings to save the day. |
| In the before times, this sub literally existed for SPY options |
| I get hopped up on Adderall and buy impulsive SPY options at work |
| Shaping up to be memory bloodbath |
| Anybody in here have those sausage fingers? |
| Unironically Iran bombing news is bullish !remindme 7d |
| Then tooooo late to invest |
| Whats going on with Intel |
| Everyone selling hardware cares about Meta, they are one of the biggest buyers you idiot, what happens if a major buy stops buying?\n\nAnd what happens historically after it’s pe reaches 10? |
| Yup, I think this shit is pumping tomorrow for no reason. Everyone one be careful! |
| holy fuck ! you're my lost brother, arent you ?\n\n |
| Why is oil going up |
| service now just did a +5,5% day to +1% now in ah. |
| This is called wsb not ws value investors regards |
| As someone who has traded SPX for years you sound like you have never traded any options, your post is a word salad. You get assigned when you sell options, not when you buy them. Yes SPX is cash settled, but once that cash is gone, it's gone. If you get assigned on SPY it will come back. I could go on. |
| this is what AI was built for |
| In fact war wont change much Unless bab el manded is closed aswell i guess |
| How good are the hand jobs tho? |
| Congratulations Amerifats!\n\nYou have created an economy and society where your only pleasures are eating junk food and taking prescription drugs! |
| They’re doing the Turkey tactic. Wait for Friday 5pm and put out news that will destroy the market |
| All true, bol r fuk |
| What a brutal day, is this what Cathie Wood feels like everyday goddamn |
| My USO calls went from down $9k to down $8.5k. Wanna see? |
| you broke automod |
| The contract disputes should be fun as they unwind this bullshit |
| Every oil ship attacked lowers the price of CL so this is actually incredibly bullish |
| Yeah |
| NFLX in another bidding war. What could go wrong? |
| NVDA did not announce that Kyber was delayed, the opposite is true\n\nEdit: actually read through these, 0/10 effort |
| So calls? |
| Everything kinda dipped tbh but Nvidia recovered |
| Because they went up a lot and the market sucks |
| Futes clapping back hard\n\nYields surging, the entire world selling off semis, oil parabolic again, inflation soaring, fed hawkish and less than 0 reaction from SPY\n\nBears going to be very surprised when we hit all time highs on nothing but bad news |
| It's been like 1 week since people started building data centers |
| What does “we never achieved AGI” even mean? It hasn’t been achieved yet. Doesn’t mean it won’t happen. Also, is AGI even the most bullish use case for AI? |
| Cathy, is that you? |
| Maybe shorting calls to buy puts was a bad idea.\n\nTune in later when I’m sucking bbc in the arbys dumpster, or driving a pimped out CRV |
| Imagine if you were born attractive with great tits. You wouldnt have to be here rotting with the rest of us in this thread. |
| Middle East, priced in. fed mins, priced in. u buying call? Not priced in, dump it |
| I am saving this comment for wen we actually crash in 1-2years and people will have no clue on what's the reason |
| Someone send pit bull on a first class flight to Korea |
| Bought soxl. Either I look like genius or going to have to double down tomorrow. |
| or you can just trade SPY and not get fucked on the spreads |
| Why would semis go down? |
| Please MUU you can still surprise me by going up tomorrow |
| I'm sorry but as a believer in the Keynesian Beauty Contest I can't be caught holding Adobe or Paypal or Microsoft. |
| At your moms |
| Anyone else buy Intel dip! |
| Only thing korea gonna buy tomorrow is oil cause they need that shit to survive. |
| I hold, if dumps, I sell early, it pumps… make it make sense |
| Shut up, dad.\n\nI kept doing that and now I live under the bridge |
| Congrats on the big balls. If I go down $1k then I'm panicking and selling just above breakeven. |
| Initial reaction from futures is barely even red lol. We are green tmrw |
| Imagine raising a $400M fund and returning nothing to investors.\n\nThe dream!!! |
| Not going to read all this |
| 게이 베어 |
| Gam Gams be ballin. Just asking the INTC guy |
| Let's go boss |
| DOUBLE SECRET CEASEFIRE |
| Anyone else almost lose their ass today but somehow managed |
| Snake slither chart on SPY? |
| Margin of safety? gone |
| Its still amazing they genuinely wait for market close to start bombing. I know its happened like 48 times now, but its just so absurd that its beyond parody, so my brain reflexively rejects it. |
| Ai slop has got to stop. |
| 🎯 |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| If you're still scratching your head on why people are selling their AI stocks:\n\nA few observations:\n\n1. Scaling didn't work.\n2. We never achieved Artificial General Intelligence\n3. AI Labs are hemorrhaging cash.\n4. Corporations are throttling usage.\n5. Data centers are being canceled.\n6. Softbank couldn't get a loan against its OpenAI stock.\n7. OpenAI canceled its IPO.\n8. Blackstone is selling off its AI assets.\n9. Meta and SpaceX are dumping excess compute.\n10. NVDA just announced extensive delays of Kyber.\n11. The Silicon Data LLM Token Expenditure Index is crashing.\n12. Sam Altman is begging for a bailout.\n13. Michael Burry is massively shorting AI stocks.\n14. China is rapidly transitioning to home-grown GPU and 3 - 6 months behind U.S. models\n15. Microsoft is replacing OpenAI and Anthropic with its own models and Chinese models\n\nThe reckoning has arrived. \n\nRun for the hills. |
| We rally tomorrow. All the shorters thinking war matters. |
| Did you buy the dip, son? |
| how many breaks do they need in soccer, just get on with it and score a goal |
| Shut up boy |
| [Obligatory Wendover](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL0umpPPe-8&t=514s) |
| Suddenly I’m feeling bullish. Why? Because now Trump can start tweeting another 40 times about the concept of a deal.\n\nStart preparing to buy. |
| How to say "gay bers" in Korean? It's for a work email, so it needs to sound professional |
| trust me, I watched my port go from +120% ytd to flat this last month. All the overnights I held through waiting for a pump that never happened have me feeling not so great |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| *This “pivot.” Is it in the room with us now?*\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
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| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Hi |
| I’ve already lost my mental health so this seems perfect |
| damn, this is sad |
| This is a totally fair and regulated market and I’m tired of people questioning its legitimacy! |
| And those 3 shares and now worth 2 shares because MSFT is 💀 |
| Yea maybe in a month or two later |
| Shoutout to OP he is 100% correct on every comment in this thread. XSP is not as liquid and the spreads are horrible. \nFor the regards saying why don’t you post your gains, screenshots etc. most don’t bc have you seen those threads?…you’ll get trolled and accused of making fake screenshots by wsb losers. I know from experience and the gains were not even that big, not like I was claiming millions 😂 |
| Maybe once they start talking seriously about AGI? |
| The more retarded, the bigger the pump.\n\nHopefully he tweets that Gamestore is buying an airline or a heavy equipment manufacturer |
| 🍏 |
| Glad I held on to my XOM calls....BOMB, BOMB, BOMB.....BOMB, BOMB IRAN!! |
| War➡️Hurmuz close➡️M.O.U➡️War➡️ Hurmuz close✅️ |
| 5-10% OTM with weekly or 2 weeks expiry. Looking for big moves in one direction that don’t really make sense, then bet on them reversing.\n\nIn this case, AMD shot up 7% on Monday and showed a clear down trend in the afternoon. It seemed random so I bet on it reverting to around the same price it started within the week. Just got lucky that the entire market came down, otherwise it was a 20-30% gain (or loss) likely rather than 250%. \n\nAnother example is ADBE and META went up big today on no real news.. I bet on those coming down tomorrow. Ditto for DRAM / memory in the other direction. |
| premarket opens in 45 mins, and market an hour after that |
| Def not dad |
| # KAMEHAMEHA 💨 |
| IPO price was 135? |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| I’m great at halving money |
| Not really like I got them and it expires this Friday so I brought it 4 days out because the way this company are moving |
| Lol. If MU was any indicator… then what’s the catalyst for the astronomical jump that has to come because this AI bulshit is obviously going to be monumental? |
| Somewhat yes. But I don't see big tech reducing capex at all anytime soon. META is literally just juicing their stock before their equity issuance. Google just did it and Amazon just today announced a 25B bond offering. They especially have to because their model is simply too far behind. |
| I feel like dumping a whole bunch into SPY tomorrow. I hate money. |
| Hello, \nwhere can I find the companies that make money and give it to their shareholders? |
| Pics please |
| Reddit bullshit. We own two new teslas, they’re the best you’re gonna get |
| Show gains or gay |
| Its KST |
| Mom? 🥹 |
| Can’t wait to see what the narrative is in a month. Going to be a lot of egg on faces. |
| Yeah, I don't mind ) \nI feel like my nerves are not good for holding anything overnight anymore. |
| jfc |
| SPY gonna die at open |
| it’s more stable than semi/memories rn 💀 |
| MU 700P and SNDK 1000P expiring this week. |
| p sure the market will get jumpy if they drain the SPR much more |
| I believe in you. Don’t quit |
| Each time USO pamps I get slightly more tumescent. |
| This official holding up the substitution board is pretty easy on the eyes. |
| Why is the Red Cross playing Colombia in soccer? |
| They will dump. Very realistic folks 😍 |
| I just sold my 2005 Civic to buy Microsoft puts, good luck. |
| That seems like a deceptive stat. That just means growing revenues not retaining customers. |
| Time for you to get a watch, in korea |
| Baron? |
| WEN dumps at open. Rinse and repeat |
| The top for semis was within an hour of me opening margin |
| drill time |
| I think AMD its gonna kill it, record earnings and share on servers, new server CPUs, GPUs for AI, etc. stacked earnings for AMD.\n\nwith all that said, its gonna drill like a mf. |
| We have to rally right |
| I did the same what you said lol |
| Unfortunately they’ll give you a slight hope for the first 20 minutes of their opening to then sell off for the rest of the night, the amerifats might save you tomorrow |
| has he ever announced something not stupid |
| I’d imagine that it won’t be a universal bear/bull signal so it’ll be an interesting few days watching semis jump 10% back and forth. |
| Ok Trump |
| some of the comments in WSB are genuinely so unhinged it’s hilarious |
| Time to buy |
| Loss $20,000 so far goof job |
| Bro I exited from my MU and SNDK already might load up on MSFT and NOW lol |
| Bingo brother !!! |
| I thought Chewy was the play all along |
| 5pm pst will tell |
| GAMSAHAMNIDA IN ADVANCE, MY KOREAN BROTHERS AND SISTERS! |
| what puts you got lmao\n\n |
| Yup I’m getting donkey punched right there with ya! |
| Please announce something incredibly stupid tomorrow, Ryan Cohen |
| FUD peddlers? You mean realists? |
| What time is it in Korea |
| How r u underwater on puts it’s been going down |
| Bessent flooding the oil market with shorts at market open barely even left a scratch. Can’t believe we’re still doing this. |
| Going to wait for the ceasefire pump, buy Calls on the top, and watch them wither away on sideways-SPY. Rinse, repeat. |
| Wish I cashed up last month... My port is down 23% with no end in sight. |
| Name checks out. Special afternoon. He’s obliviously special. You know, the retarded kinda special. |
| Okay I want you to look up Madison Dearborn and their history and tell me what they do and when they’ve been a pump and dump firm historically. Also why do we need bombers like every year? Why? We don’t bomb people every year but we still find a way to make and buy new ones correct? Think about that for a second. I’m not sure what you’re arguing here besides the fact that there was a block sale. Dearborn still holds a huge percentage of the shares. the IPO was reported as oversubscribed, and IPO allocations go overwhelmingly to institutions. The June follow-on at $27 was also placed through Goldman, BofA, and Jefferies to institutional buyers. underwriters did not distribute 8 million shares to retail accounts. As of June 29 it joined the Russell 2000. Institutions hold stock at three separate entry points. All of this information is publicly accessible |
| You’re gonna shit when it’s $150 |
| Assuming your buying 0dte: if it moves strongly in the desired direction, OTM is most profitable. If it moves slowly in desired direction ATM most profitable then ITM. \n\nObviously if it doesn’t move in desired direction they all loose but ITM retains some value and what was ATM and OTM expire worthless. |
| Dare I say the Korean leveraged traders have been wiped out by the FUD peddlers and we're at some kind of price stability? |
| All things considered it’s still a miracle WTI didn’t shoot up to $150 |
| he sold? pamp it |
| switzerlands crazy imagine if like MA + RI + CT were in the round of 16 lol |
| I know I'm far too retarded to get into using margin. Id fuck my life up so much worse |
| Had the largest one month gain in history, then a crash, a double top, and then a crash to prewar before a deal was even signed. The MOU hasn't even been implemented almost a month in, but people were calling for 30$ oil. People still say 100$ oil again is impossible like it wasn't 120 in April. |
| You should join all of them |
| Let’s all cheer in unison for the Koreans when they start logging in to their trading apps for the day.\n\nWe need to help them with their self esteem and self confidence. |
| Definitely not my first win! |
| Can’t even afford the oil based lube to get drilled tomorrow |
| Literally the only thing that has been working for me too, quick five minute scalp. You never know when a trump tweet is gonna hit |
| AHH of course they attacked Iran it's 🌮 Tuesday |
| its going to beat records... with that statement alone i wonder do we crash or skyrocket. |
| sir, you can't say bomb on a plane |
| Wut |
| Woah, they've successfully made robotic ranked match teammates |
| And just like that war matters 😂 fuk it |
| Closed with around $600k profits. |
| The training side is true, but same for per-token cost. Just saying "Hello" to some models is like 100 tokens LMAO 🤌 |
| Bomb bomb bomb |
| Gam gam |
| He must of seen the video where Trump asked everyone to buy in Dell stocks, btw the move done and now you liquidity. |
| Thumbs up if you should have wait before using margin |
| They thought there were greater fools. A classic trap for the greatest fools. |
| 믿기 어렵겠지만, 콜옵션 |
| hi |
| Oh no boy don't play |
| Thoughts on semi earnings at the end of the month being bullish or bearish? Seems the bar is still incredibly high. |
| I thought it would be power hour\n\nTurned into sour hour\n\nNow it is cry in the shower hour 😎 |
| money is fake and 🌈 anyway 😭 |
| Lol the safe ETF being RAM |
| Thanks grandma! |
| this guy is either an op or a true fucking idiot, probably both |
| Sadly prob true |
| Always buy, join to spacemob and lose your remaining mental health |
| PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP 📈📈📈🐂🐂🐂 |
| YOU. ARE. HANDSOME. 🫵 |
| Ok. I'll start. They're cool and my girlfriend has big ones and I play with em and like watching them bounce up and down and side to side |
| Loll |
| How out of the money are first contract |
| See… I’m not even smart |
| Get new material yall just repeat the same shit |
| MU and SNDK already drilling. Better up lube up bols. Going to be a bloodbath tomorrow. |
| 99% of the people on this sub can't afford SPX options past 1DTE |
| Going to sound like a madman when I explain how we saw the largest monthly drop in crude prices aside from COVID and the largest net short positioning in crude in over a decade while over 10% of global oil supply was offline and we were setting records for crude draws each week. Honestly sound like a madman now and we fucking lived it. |
| Underrated….. |
| Do 🇺🇸 and 🇮🇷 take hydration breaks during love taps? |
| Grok is dead.\n\nSince 70% of SpaceX purported value is its (badly failing) AI business, this is a disaster.\n\nGreat work NASDAQ!\n\nAnd a big "atta boy" to the corrupt bankers and analysts at Goldman/Morgan who pimped this IPO and are providing aftermarket support!\n\nToday - a day that will be in infamy in the research world - these banks set a target price of 220X SALES for Musk's money-losing conglomerate.\n\nFor shame! What the fuck were you guys thinking!! |
| SPX options are cash settled so whatever the closing price is at market close is the cash settlement price. It's completely pointless to get assigned. |
| We both know they are gonna fuck it up. Hope they pull the breaker 10x tonight to stop severe losses. |
| Only thai ladyboys |
| Think vol have settled enough for the next leg up ? Holding that pump like a champ setup's interesting |
| Trump was sick of seeing SPY sideways and wants to fuck the short sellers, so is getting war ramped up to have the ultimate TACO and get SPY ATH tomorrow. My fantheory cope thesis |
| # Look at your favorite companies. Now look at their insider sales in the past 4 months. LMAO 🤌 |
| how is ur MULL doing? still open? |
| Need more money for USO calls |
| Musk has a cult compound town for his spawn and baby-mamas. |
| 🥭 won’t let it go down. Did you see how Dell and his beautifool wife were hanging out with Trump every month? |
| That USO spike to 112 was scary… |
| Let's talk about boobs |
| To be fair, wasn't Mitch McConnell kinda always brain dead? |
| Lowest level in 43 years |
| Haven't looked at it in a while, but XSP has had really wide bid/ask spreads. Unless this changed it's prob still shit. |
| Yeah...that's working SO well for me right now. Cries in all my gains lost today \n\nEdit : it'll rally by the 9th!!! Right...right... |
| Lets just get a tiny little -3% on SPY |
| Yes. It was hard for him to break from the herd and reduce the flamethrower. 🔥 |
| No but the CEO selling 5 million shares for $495 million right after the acquisition has some rightfully upset. |
| Depends |
| We getting 755 by noon tmrw lmao |
| Kinda wish I would’ve held. Then again I’m a degenerate, but not a fuckin degenerate. |
| Nah dude it's all incredibly honest and transparent |
| No one needs to see your screen shot. Keep private stuff private. \n\nI know trump seems to favour that shit. But why dell? |
| Spy to 800 eom. We can finally have new peace deals🥳 |
| SpaceX is now below its IPO price. Everyone except the insiders are in the red and holding the bag while Elon Musk is laughing and getting another woman pregnant 🤰. Being a trillionaire is necessary when you have all those kids & baby mamas. |
| Feel like oil has some catch up to do to be in line with reality. SPR drawdowns have been covering the problem, but it's getting pretty low. |
| # ARE THERE ANY BEAUTIFUL KOREAN WOMEN IN HERE? |
| coming for that guaranteed SMCI contact high with my $437 |
| Ber r fuk as always. They still don't realize that everything is bullish LMAO |
| Upvote AMD puts everytime |
| Still better reasoning skills than the average regard here |
| Grinding through my white color job listening to:\n\nThrough The Wire (slowed + reverb) |
| If you have a specific amount of money, say like $500, ok? Do you think it’s better to buy one ITM contract, one ATM contract, or perhaps 5 OTM contracts? You spend the same amount on each one and the underlying moves up $10 total for each contract so which is the most profit? |
| Toyotas models made in Japan are immaculate and pretty much immortal.\n\nThe ones made in the US are constantly recalled and breakdown. |
| $10 diesel coming. Fearrrr |
| Is Cramer ok? Sounds like Porky Pig |
| I like the hot pot |
| Dont play with me bro |
| If you have a specific amount of money, say like $500, ok? Do you think it’s better to buy one ITM contract, one ATM contract, or perhaps 5 OTM contracts? You spend the same amount on each one and the underlying moves up $10 total for each contract so which is the most profit? |
| Who? |
| I fucking hate how untrustworthy this entire market is. It’s like literally everything is designed to pump or dump certain stocks. |
| It won't. Instead of dropping a lot and bouncing back a bit, it will drop a lot and then drop a lot more |
| Sounds like a you problem |
| Still better YTD than 80% of this sub |
| This is it. This is the big one. 700 by open |
| Buy for RKLB? It’s bound to blast off |
| So u reinvented the slot machine. Nice |
| Sounds like the pools closed again, oil prices will reflect accordingly right? |
| Blew up my $4k account last week selling 0 DTE puts to bears and was down to my last 1.5k. Threw $920 into AMD puts yesterday and now my account is back baby! |
| Koreans better not do what they did last night. It was very gey |
| Yeah its a narrative problem, but it will come out eventually. META said the quite part out loud, and looks like their stonk is getting rewarded LMAO |
| That the Houthis can take out at a moments notice? |
| IMO the only way to make money with SPY for sure is to get in, scalp $30, get out 45 seconds later. Holding it always fucks me |
| No no those are mlms |
| KOSPI will shit the bed |
| futes futing |
| Was 120$ in February but you buy at the top. Nice |
| did someone actually write a short report on RKLB? people want this to be a shitco so bad lol |
| Fake News! Elon rules the moon, space and Mars! Grok is his and Grok will rule! But don’t believe me! Just ask Grok! |
| Yes |
| That’s why Nvda dipped in the morning… |
| NO! |
| I felt like warzone when they appeared |
| You know it’s bad out there when Campbell company is outperforming a company that makes in 3 months more than they make in 5 years |
| McConnell about to guh |
| Eh, there's a lot of fucky stuff in the AI space, but the per-token cost of just using the models has good margins. It's the training that is a black hole of money. |
| https://preview.redd.it/pijjrf7xrvbh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ae20b567887639d1db6f35178a6806bd2af881f\n\n \nNice |
| You and me both. We've been long oil since the beginning and it's been the craziest year in oil history |
| Yeah NVDA and CBRS fuk |
| Can July be another April where we made fun of bear celebrating on the AH dips and we were “LMAO BERS” before market open ?\n\nI made so much money and I was so happy 🙁 |
| he busy…with Korean shit |
| Vote for a clown expect a circus |
| I love LLMs, but not nearly as much as being smart |
| Being broke isn't bad enough gotta rack up some debt too |
| Alright why we going back up |
| Memory has a narrative problem. The bottleneck aint as bad as the bols have been talking. Anyways, fundamentals always matter. Its a matter of timing, something something market irrational, solvent, etc. |
| I wish my hemorrhoids would go away these things fucking hurt I can barely move. |
| Logically, yes. But it won't be that simple. |
| What’s the rest of that sentence? Paperwork for $4k….unless you use that $4k for options and turn it into $100k? Jk hahaha seems like a bad idea |
| Iran saving my puts, thatta boy |
| You give BJs behind the Wendy's dumpster for money.\n\nI give BJs behind the Wendy's dumpster for the love of the game.\n\nWe are not the same. |
| can we just do we n korea do their thing |
| Omg the world ended again 😱 |
| Deepseek developing it's own AI chip? Nobody here mentioned |
| Parents. |
| How could they possibly fall another 22.7% |
| what, is it over already |
| I think he’d just wet himself after being pulled over. |
| Just woke up from a coma how are my MU 1200 calls expiring this week looking |
| Alright that’s it you want a pump you’re gonna get a pump 😡 No more Mr nice 🥭 |
| Korean brothers and sisters, sell and free yourself of this financial burden. |
| CVS saved my portfolio today |
| 🤣 |
| 1% move is… yikes brother Iran might have ruined you |
| Then Dip-shit Von Oranje will announce it's open and only because we're the ones who closed it.\n\nThank you for your attention to his diaper. |
| it'll take Korean Jesus for KOSPI to not dump today |
| Taking into consideration that I’m dumb trader, I’d probably be a good soldier, so I should be looking forward to ww3 |
| Lmao |
| 3 hour war? Classic |
| market reminds me of the girls from high school in my dm's asking me if I am ready for financial freedom and looking to sell their products |
| Robinhood even works to trade SPX overnight. Never had an issue with getting filled either. |
| Are we really about to start this war back up. God damn dude can we get a little relief at home? Holy shit |
| Theta is basically the house at this point |
| if you put away half in a stable investing account you can still play options and feel safe too |
| Wait till you make the mistake of kids |
| Bros what the fuck \n\n\nI could buy a 4-bed 2-bath in Gary, Indiana right now , cash \n\n\n\n\nHow much meth do I need to smoke to survive out there |
| >besides a complete breakdown in talks\n\nThe unspoken assumption here is that they're the weaker party and want the deal more. Which they are not.\n\nApart from that, they are trying to push towards Iran being the only party that controls the strait, guarantees safety of transit, collect the tolls etc. |
| The Japanese? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders?? |
| This dump is honestly not even that bad so far. Plenty are still up a lot. Think it will eventually reverse back up maybe |
| WTF IS THAT SPY GREEN DILDO LETS GO |
| Margin: For when losing all of your money isn’t enough |
| Cash gang for the rest of the year. I cant trade this gay insider market |
| Omg another 20.5 % drop tonight ? |
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| Use a margin and spend your brokerage's money. When you get margin called just yell you declare bankruptcy and start over. If you win then none of that applies! *This is not financial advice.* |
| Tough, never heard of it before \n\nStarting to trim my SLS after some time looking for something new now |
| Dude chill , there’s no way it falls 22%? |
| Touché, you rich sonuvabitch. I can’t even be mad. |
| Argentina is going to lose next round. They’ve been too lucky |
| If you cashed out at around 74' you would have gotten about 8 million btw 😭 |
| You just know amerifats will win this “not war” 38 more times in the next 3 months, how can we buy calls on that? |
| Peace deal before market open tomorrow. |
| # You just saw that "good" earnings from AVGO and samsung weren't enough. Zuck and Musk are selling their "excess capacity". Wait till we find out the agentic/LLM companies have been losing BIG on tokens, especially on bullshit things like memes/cat videos. No amount of market manipulation can save who bought the top. Early bols should lock in their gains and bail. |
| \#Never! |
| Just do it. Actions speak louder than words. |
| They now an AI play? Gamers will love that |
| Europoor cousin texted me. They have not enough money to move the market either way. |
| That’s it? LMAO BEARS |
| lol MU |
| is Iran listening now ? |
| Buy a Dell computer! |
| Easy, Mitch |
| why doesn't this shit work |
| Sorry boss, not going to be productive for the rest of the day as I am physically incapable of doing anything other than staring at the oil chart. |
| u really think it's gonna fall another 19.5%? |
| Don't worry, it gets better. Spr is way lower than 10 weeks ago |
| US raining ceasefire from the skies over Iran. CVX calls |
| !banbet MU 1200 10d |
| the ones u own |
| When's it time to dump it all into MUU? |
| Yea |
| I’m not sure if are open to spoon feed me because I have had my experience with options, rsi indicator and volume indicator. But this pre market action and what not, is new. Do you use Robinhood to make your plays?\n\nAny YouTube recommendations? I definitely want to become familiar with this. \n\nI’m bleeding right now because of bad play with soxl |
| South Korea is going to fall another 18% tonight |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SNDK** | $3000.00 (above) | $1630.78 | +84.0% | Aug 6, 10:00 PM | |
| ty Nick |
| !banbet SNDK 3000 1m |
| This is getting old tbh |
| samsung, sk hynix and r/kpopfap are carrying the economy of South Korea on their backs |
| At this point I am going to need Koreans to heavily buy their over leveraged bags, Axios article that ensures MoU still in effect and Taco to publicly admit the superiority of AI semis made in US\n\nThen I can recoup some of my 7 day losses |
| Stocks only go down 📉 |
| How is not trustworthy. Iran or US or Israel? |
| War back on the menu. |
| PAYWALL |
| Same with yen carry trade. Oh suddenly we care about the Japanese, cool. |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Oh my. I’m up 480% on my shares. Not sure if I’d be buying here lmao, retard |
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| *This “pivot.” Is it in the room with us now?*\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Ligma?\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Ligma balls under the bus during this short squeeze in which I lost it all you fkn bot and Michael Burry likes to pivot. |
| Saving us from ourselves |
| Theta burn is worse than losing |
| Spruce Biosciences sigh. |
| Same |
| Less risky? (But less potential profits...?) |
| time to buy oil calls again.. I guess Iran will close down Hormuz again? |
| WSB: come on in the waters fine\n\nMy portfolio: blood bath. |
| Context is key! |
| **BanBet Created** ▲\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **DRAM** | $70.00 (above) | $60.22 | +16.2% | Jul 9, 9:59 PM | |
| Funny thing is, no one EVER mentioned Korea just a year ago... \n\nNow you'd think they're half our economy |
| !banbet Dram 70 3d |
| They don’t want you to know the line moves up AND down during the day 🤫 |
| 1min until random +1% |
| 2.5m in the morning until Iran war news came out. Now about 2.3m |
| KOSPI may not impact our markets overnight but the past couple of sessions have ended eerily similar to how KOSPI ended the night before.\n\nEdit: obviously semi and memory stocks |
| Are you aiming for 50% profit and dropping them? Nice job |
| Every possible event that could occur is priced in, but only when you invest, hope this helps |
| Bombing Iran really a kick in the dick after the last 2 weeks |
| # STFU. Korea finna give u some attitude adjustment fr |
| wake up as europoor, qqq -1,5% into american open -2,5% \n\nthen 1 random day of the week is +2% and then we repeat -2,5% days |
| SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP\n\nESCALATOR UP\n\nELEVATOR DOWN |
| I read your comments about Iran, freaked out and quickly sold all my 10 shares on SNDK lol. \nStill 100 dollars of profit, and I can sleep peacefully while the price drops |
| I'm a lambrokeini |
| I used to find 🍊 funny but lately he makes me so sick I hate seeing his retarded face |
| Mass bull copium going on here |
| love taps\*\*\* |
| Might age like fine wine or stinky cheese, either way, the French are happy. Only time will tell. |
| 😂 |
| pew pew good for my vix tho |
| Sorry only the rich can be rich |
| Markets are barely flinching to any of this. CALLS |
| called it! |
| **BanBet Error** — You already have an active banbet — wait for it to resolve |
| US Military Says It’s Launching New Wave of Strikes Against Iran\n\nhttps://www.nbcnews.com/world/iran/us-launches-new-attacks-iran-retaliation-attacks-commercial-ships-us-m-rcna353411 |
| Chart looks strong |
| Calls on fear. Actually, calls regard |
| !banbet SNDK 3000 1m |
| I have leaps so if it dips now I’m cool |
| Ironically i strat at wendys tmr. thanks MU |
| Tell him thanks from us. We love our Korean friends. |
| As long as they are able to sell for that price. |
| What brokers let you trade spx? I have Fidelity & SOFi, but I don’t see SPX. |
| qqq -5% or +5% rest of week |
| !banbet MU 1250 10d |
| Is he hot? |
| they are going to fire everyone and send us to war\n\n |
| Still don't understand given its making profit on cars unlike many other EV makers / EV operations of legacy automakers. But sure |
| Korean cousin texted me, people are very bearish. Consensus is that ai and chips are way too overcrowded. Do what you will with this info. |
| 🤡🤡🤡 |
| yo i smoked alot of weed and def thought you bought 2026s. |
| It's showing 70.44 for me. It was 72something an hour ago the last time I checked. |
| banbet my port -10% 2d |
| THE NARRATIVE OF THE MARKET CHANGES EVERY SINGLE DAY BTW. I BLAME IT ON JPOW LEAVING. |
| They are sitting on piles of cash, they just want to tie up liquidity before it dries up |
| Kimbap and Tteokbokki are fire tho |
| “Iran’s foreign minister condemned the suspension of sanctions on Iranian oil”\n\nHey Iran, maybe stop shooting at ships you fucking retards. |
| Double it and give it to the next person |
| You sound like Phil Leotardo |
| Wasn’t jokes lmao 🤡 |
| I think just them stick with Internet/network and Data storage has got to be the best option. Forget Ai/compute, that can be done on land. But Data storage for enterprise and consumers would be highly beneficial now and worth the build out asap. Ai/Raw compute can be done some other decade. |
| The dip keeps on dipping |
| Oil looking like it wants to rip |
| I miss old banbets |
| They do have cash, they just want tie up liquidty for some reason. Don't see how they'll use it, stock buybacks I guess |
| Anyone else thinks ZETA is boiling up for big movement?\n\n$40 post earnings target |
| Me too like four |
| Random comment of the day |
| let me hold some |
| are any of them good ? |
| I want y'all to do the math |
| Hele azz n levis tomoro\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/gdihceubqvbh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b8d74ea73f0e7b233260c37951afac3a1c45a2a |
| # No amount of market manipulation will stop Koreans from selling. |
| WE GOT THE HEAT WE CANT BE BEAT |
| I found the price ceiling it’s $418 |
| Sold at the very bottom, very nice |
| *"Man vs. Nature: The road to victory!"* will always remains as my favorite unseen nature film. We underappreciate how long our ancestors took to wipe out the Woolly Mammoth population, although upped our game during the existential war with the Dodo and secured victory in a fraction of the time. \n\nWe earned our spot as the Apex Predator on this planet through blood, sweat, teamwork, and honest hard work. Still much work to do, the war rumbles on... |
| Only down 0.2% today despite the bloodbath that’s a W |
| can someone let 🥭 know that strikes can be found at a baseball ⚾️ game |
| It's actually a pretty popular pick on X |
| Probably better start tying that rope |
| 989k shares here |
| Why even bother redacting your gain when your purchase date and amount are visible? |
| They seem to have gotten all the stuck tankers out but they don't seem to be able to safely escort on the Oman side without being struck. \nUSA may be forced to escalate if they lose control of the far side |
| Lowkirkuenly glad I was able to exit most of my positions by EOD, shout out to JPow for getting rid of the PDT rule |
| Ok McConnell |
| Well we just attacked Iran again so... |
| Mexican Coke >>>>> American Coke |
| https://preview.redd.it/khdnxluxpvbh1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85e462720348b02d2f69c63572f22d408b2f3cc5 |
| HOW CAN SHE strike commercial vessels in the strait of hormuz SARRRRR!!! |
| why |
| Your just jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all, day. |
| $ROPE |
| he admitted it ! \nHe loves his mother in law !! |
| Stocks moving 10%+/- in a day used to be headline news. Now it’s just another Tuesday |
| BTC/SPY/QQQ ignoring the "war" news so far. Ber and their puts may be fuk |
| Held my calls overnight and legitimately couldn't tell you if bombing the middle east (again) feels bullish or bearish, which is pretty silly |
| They are going to argue it's temporary first. Market has to psychologically process it |
| https://preview.redd.it/vxj3xlnvpvbh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb303d3409280f16f4f62f6f595bea7ee91e38c6 |
| It'll be back on in an hour though. |
| Can spy still open green?? Or should I tie a rope |
| So more attacks and oil drops 2.5 percent just like that? |
| You're right I mean I'm not putting more money cuz I don't have any outside of my living expenses, but I sold my bearish stock with 1 or 2% gain and loaded back up on SOXL and MUU, we're riding this all the way |
| Ya man surely after going up 250% in 6 months theres nowhere to go but up |
| New normal has been established , peace on Monday war on Tuesday |
| You had me at sex robots |
| prayers |
| What happened, the market wasn’t going up fast enough so we had to start the bombing to get the shorts to load and sign the 69th peace deal ? Yesterday he said he hates Shorts. 😂 |
| what would happen to US if KOSPI were to go down 20% in a single day? Can it even do that? |
| Been doing that for months and every time it drills I’ll buy again…… I am almost out of liquidity after buying so many dips ☠️ if I’m not shot to the moon this year I might actually cry in the casino |
| Seems like🥭 escalates against Iran whenever the market sells off to make people think the drop is about Iran, and then 🌮 to pump the market back up on “good news.” At some point this might stop working 😂 |
| walmart hiring as well u good |
| They've been shooting at ships for days. Not all are going on uktmo. |
| What are you whining about lol |
| Eyeran doesn’t have leaders, just a bunch of goat herders |
| Ceasefires raging across Iran rn |
| Wars over btw. Just in the event people haven't heard ... |
| Vegetables turn you gey |
| That means you’ve peaked in your leverage tolerance. Increase the leverage |
| I was just gonna say NEVER has someone been so in the right place at the right time. |
| They have a dellicopter tho |
| XSP exists for poors like you |
| On second thought, perhaps I don't want to see those moves 💀 |
| Holy fuck the bots are out today, I’ve gotten 3 chat invites to join trading communities |
| PINS |
| In my opinion memory did better when the strait was closed. Bring it on |
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| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| I’m rooting for whichever country produces the best cocaine. |
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| Higher highs, lower lows |
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| Ligma balls under the bus during this short squeeze in which I lost it all you fkn bot and Michael Burry likes to pivot. |
| fine fine. you guys win\n\nordering Korean 🇰🇷 for dinner |
| I got calls at the open, sold at the bottom, more calls in the after noon, and sold at the bottom again |
| Hi, I'm u/Valkorion335786! You might remember me from such films as *"Smoke Yourself Thin"* and *"Get Confident, Stupid."* |
| A fucking pipeline that carries most of the Saudi oil out |
| >U.S. OFFICIAL: THESE STRIKES ARE A PUNISHMENT NOT PROPORTIONAL, THESE STRIKES WILL LAST A WHILE\n\n\nSPY 800 EOD |
| We need these strikes so he can reannounce the ceasefire to pump the market |
| Inshallah |
| **BanBet Error** — You're banned from banbets for 23 more hours |
| !banbet MU 1000 3d |
| Calls on PayPal |
| Iran and the US should settle this by having their leaders face off in a dance off. I wanna see those moves! |
| Why you should not sell Micron & SanDisk in a nutshell: under 7x forward earnings, long-term contracts, memory & storage are essential for sex robots |
| The highs are mid, and the lows are BIGLY low\n\n😭😭😭😭 |
| What is PA. Me knows long calls or puts only. |
| Wendy's is hiring |
| No way market lets all your puts print .. spy 756 tomorrow |
| I have calls so you're good |
| advanced money doubler |
| Why are you doing this to me market? I just wanted to become rich |
| This will be the deal of a lifetime zooooooooweeeeeeeee |
| How very strategic of them LOL |
| USA striking Iran\n\nOil crisis back in play \n\nShips being hit\n\nHow are we not down 10%? |
| !banbet MYPORT 0 16h |
| Been trying iron condor with SPX with very wide spread and it’s really good so far (just doubting the VIX can sit still below 18 until midterm tho..) |
| So they just casually doubled their investment in three years while living in that house. \n\nDamn I wish I had the money to invest in real estate instead of grinding the stock market. |
| Betting we're green tomorrow |
| I thought we got all those already |
| Can someone give me words of hope, I’m holding Spx puts for tomorrow 4k bet |
| Coming right up!!! |
| 3500 dead last I heard. |
| Dude your edit made me laugh. “Sad face haha |
| We are basically saying "i know know what's going on" and no shame in that |
| \*ISRAELI FIGHTER JETS ATTACK BARACHIT AND BEIT YAHOUN, SOUTHERN LEBANON |
| Sell covered calls easy weekly premium money |
| Still, my respect for him as a man plummeted |
| Watching these two teams it’s pretty apparent how superior they are than the US at soccer ⚽️ |
| G🇮🇱y |
| This war is killing more retards by rope than anything else |
| OPEN THE FUTES🫴 |
| Panic buying from Koreans tonight \nNot that they matter either way really |
| Pffft, a mere +100%? My PC's ram has gone up by +300%! |
| !banbet SNDK $2000 9d |
| Wtf does that have to do with any of this |
| Glad I'm not alone. |
| Why does he look more human here than real life zuck? |
| This sub never fails. \n\nIran launches pointless attacks. \n\nUS and Israel respond\n\nwsb - why are the US and Israel always being so mean. \n\nAbsolutely never fails. |
| "these strikes are PUNISHMENT and not promotional and won't be over for a bit" |
| the 300B promised are coming out of 1dte puts |
| GOT ANY MORE OF THEM TRICKS? aka 🥭 stock picks? 🍀🧿🪬 |
| Want me to call my cousin in korea to ask about their stonks? |
| The US Central Command says it has launched a series of strikes on Iran, describing them as a response to Iranian attacks on three commercial vessels transiting the Strait of Hormuz. It said the operation was intended to impose "a significant cost" for targeting civilian shipping in an international waterway, calling the attacks an "unprovoked and dangerous" violation of the ceasefire. |
| Right not because it's good for the planet or whatever |
| Nah it’s crashing now so they can rip later. It’ll be above $2000 by end of next week |
| This is the most deadly ceasefire in history. |
| \*US STRIKES TARGETED AIR DEFENSE SYSTEMS, DRONE SITES, COASTAL RADAR SITES, SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILE SITES, ANTI-SHIP CRUISE MISSILE SITES, UAV LAUNCH SITES, PORT FACILITIES |
| He’s a total cuck |
| I’ll have one nothing burger by morning |
| "...these strikes strain the ceasefire.." Barak buddy you can do better than that |
| Agreed. Keep that shit overseas where it belongs. Watching golf on TV is less boring. |
| The more this drills, the more this will spring back idgaf with you gay bear prophecy. I refuse to accept memory stocks are less value after repeated earnings beats and some fake ass manipulation from meta and burry |
| Yikes we dump to $700 |
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| Unless a short squeeze were to unfold. |
| What is profit taking for 500, Alex |
| All indicators point to a fairly pronounced slump until end of july, then august/september faceripper. |
| Bro if you think valuations and fundamentals matter anymore I don’t know what to tell you. Let me guess, memory is overvalued in your book too? Because if you want to play that game memory is one of the most undervalued plays on the market |
| They bought Puts |
| kinda stupid ending to the trading day. I usually don't trade options towards the end of the day because anything can happen. Well I saw the crash coming and waited too long... then bought some puts and sold them before they really moved. \n\n \n |
| 🥭 mad and lashing out by striking Iran in the middle of a trading week because 🇨🇦 bought submarines from 🇩🇪 and NATO announced it's buying a fleet of Bombardier Global 6500 outfitted with Saab GlobalEye long range surveillance system. The latter will be built in 🇨🇦.\n\n😆 |
| Please, enlighten us on these "work arounds" |
| Iranian IRGC speedboats were hit by American airstrikes in the port of Sirik tonight.\n\nOIL IS SAFU |
| We wait for irans retaliation then peace meeting announcement later🙃 |
| I wonder if Pablo Escobar is at this game |
| How is Venezuela doing by the way? |
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| Ligma? |
| double it 10 times and you get 100million |
| Yall been talking about a bubble for a decade and it took a global pandemic to make anything close to it happen |
| 72th time |
| Regarded move. |
| My port was up 1% bc I’m heavy staples and stuff. Took some profits and added nvda and orcl heavy so I can be on the next AI run. |
| When doesn’t it |
| An American couple who spent more than six years and tens of thousands of dollars living out an Arctic real-estate fantasy is making a U-turn on their expatriate experiment. \n\nCharles Post and Rachel Pohl are trading the polar region for Montana, putting their 2,400-square-foot Norwegian farmhouse on the market for 15 million NOK, or about $1.5 million. They bought it three years ago for about half that price. |
| Can’t believe I held SOXS overnight, 3pm meetings should be illegal. |
| At opening ill be holding my pillow and crying a bit more... or not |
| Hot damn their quarterly revenue was more than their market cap |
| Well that's your first problem selling a camry |
| Bond sale? Why not stock shares…? |
| It's all screen in here |
| Honestly, besides a complete breakdown in talks that we don’t know about, I have no idea why Iran decided to shoot at ships today. |
| You left your equipment at my house. It's taking up a lot of space in my locker and I can't fit my nunchucks. |
| Notice how the entire bubble is not paying the actual cost for dubiously useful thing. |
| Probably because Trump mentioned the ticker a few days back again iirc. |
| Have we tried resetting the WiFi? |
| We usually attack Friday after close and have the weekend to declare world peace before it opens again so im guessing another peace deal will be announced in 12 hours before tomorrow open |
| we need more tranquilizers for all these bers |
| Ah this one is easy, it's because I bought |
| So you killed their spiritual leader, bombed school children, murdered diplomats and now you are bombing the country while they are holding a funeral for the leader you killed?\n\nThat's gonna make a peace deal so much easier. Absolute genius. |
| Mostly cash overnight\n\nTired of this bs market |
| ill have my first real meal in a while if it happens |
| # ROOFTOP KOREANS SETTING UP |
| makes no difference fool, are you going to volunteer to be on the front lines? i'm sick of your guys shit. |
| When does KOSPI panic selling start? |
| it saw your mom |
| Peace on Peace off, Hormuz on, Hormuz off |
| Good thing this war respects market hours |
| Oh yea. Paper loss is staggering. To me anyway. |
| Then calls back to 410 |
| I don’t get how people don’t understand that borrowing money at a cheaper rate than you think you can get in return isn’t a smart and common way businesses expand. \n\nBorrow at 6%, expect a 10%+ return, you make out like a bandit.\n\nI mean this is how banks operated forever — pay interest of 1-2%, lend at 5-6%, make your revenue on the spread. |
| Didn’t even know they still existed. That should be your sign. Bye |
| Peace deal at market open. Spy gonna be green. |
| Your moms goes to college |
| This market is obviously manipulated, just buy and hold, fuck israel and their stupid war, we have to deal with this nonsense market |
| Samsung posts 19 fold profit. Somehow isn't good enough for investors and not only does it crash, but it takes down the rest of tech hardware stocks with it. Fuck this irrational clown show :(\n\nSNDK is gonna post absurd profits in August, yet it's still gonna crash |
| Peace deal before market open? |
| Got it very insightful, thank you |
| What's with the up and down on the lines? |
| I couldn’t give af about soccer but it’s unfortunate we didn’t win just for the memes |
| It made me frown all day |
| Whore moose |
| High roller |
| Takes an hour+ to go from South Brooklyn to.... Central and North Brooklyn. NYC transport is prehistoric. |
| SPY V COMIN IN.... |
| It’s like $25 for the big one lmao |
| Looks like a frown |
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| Deal deal deal deal deal deal deal. Thank you for you attention! |
| Looks like they waited till the 745 put wall expired to start blasting \n\n\n\nVery nice |
| I need some grownups in the room with at least an average IQ\n\nI'm really getting tired of this shit |
| Why’d rklb lose its boner so quick? |
| We don’t allow that sort of thing here, mister |
| Yes I would. Look at the valuation, which should be based on technicals and fundamentals. Stop being too emotional for a company. |
| I got $60 on up |
| 70 7640cs 7/9 |
| It couldve been his last game with Argentina ever |
| Same |
| A blocked strait makes almost no difference now we’ve built so many work arounds |
| SPY could open 2% up or down lol\n\n |
| SPY chart looks fucking so retarded today |
| Oh shit what now? |
| Yeah agree |
| That's why I also track my port unofficially in ST. I can get the picture without getting the picture. |
| Well at least you're in the right place to post about it, you regard. |
| They what to buy the dip too |
| More war but don’t worry it will be over before market opens |
| Looks like war is back on the menu boys. My hormussy is ready |
| Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee\n\nGo back to your shit subreddits - This place is for people who want to make (but mostly lose) money. |
| Why was Messi crying after Argentina won? Shouldn’t he have been happy? |
| They are well aware that the current leadership cares about it more than anything else. They have said so in their media |
| >Iranian Deputy Foreign Minister: The US attacks violate the first and second clauses of the memorandum of understanding |
| Idk man I wouldn’t even blame the Koreans for selling tonight lol |
| I'm curious why you think this. I don't know what to think, myself. |
| Touché |
| So is the WEN trade ded now? |
| i would rather IBM |
| I think so |
| should be ok |
| Damn whats mod doing 😂 |
| I’ll buy in at 85 |
| CENTCUM |
| Why the fuck did we take after 120 today? |
| lol what’d you buy |
| Couldn’t bear to open my brokerage today. Of course I googled my stocks and did the math on what my losses were but can’t stomach seeing the red line in the app. |
| If they can pay 6% on $25B but think they can get 10-15%+ return on that capital it’s a no brainer to use debt markets. Raising capital isn’t always a bad sign if a company can easily service that debt long term. It’ll hit margins and EPS in the short term but long term it’s bullish |
| damn, you got $$$$ |
| Forward PE for MU is 10 they said |
| Meh |
| Will my USO calls (105) print tomorrow? |
| I'm only on the pro plan, not the upper tier, but I'm constantly getting throttled and have to wait hours and it has nothing to do with my job. I'm just using it to code a basic website which is pretty much done but I keep getting throttled much more than previous days. \n\nGuess it's just me but with all these downvotes I'm sure to make $$$$ with calls so thanks. |
| Morgan stanley can also be “incentivized” to give those numbers. |
| Don't worry, the Taco will be legendary morning |
| Today was puts. Tomorrow Calls |
| Smells like schrodingers deal in here. |
| Like my gains 😭 |
| Love taps |
| They are also taxed at 17% on gains instead of the full short term 30% for spy profits. |
| Lol I'm not in PR. I like tech/was in the field, and I can see them going this route. Mars is not going to happen (who cares, if they do anything its to build a 3D printed hotel on the moon) and I really don't care about that aspect of this stock, but the Space "Cloud" storage for data backup for enterprise is a big deal if they go this route. So I like the SpaceX engineers, Elon can go fuck himself, from a tech prospective it seems very doable and worth building out. |
| Typical Netflix series. Turn on a new show that sounds promising. The writers are saving and scattering good points so I inevitably fall asleep during the boring filler.....the show keeps playing through several episodes and when I awaken I have no idea how many I've missed or where to restart at. Easier to find a next show. |
| me, tsla to 390 tomorrow morning |
| What a market ⚓️ |
| Why you hiding your... 400k gain... don't be shy |
| Fake And Gay |
| Morgan Stanley price target for SpaceX is $300 and $600 for a bull case. I ain’t paying more than $60 for a speculative investment. |
| Elf already ran 30% recently |
| Cool mate, that's pretty random. Next time please give me 100k, my liquid, regarded friend. |
| Flexing on the poors I see |
| No. There's the occasional person on Twitter who is a good analyst but then they miss one small detail and end up being down 88.45%. |
| XSP is a thing |
| I think Iran wants to crash our market lol |
| That’s the job |
| Peeps be saying Watch the 10 yr yield since the Gettysburg address, nothing seems to come of it. |
| Oh no... Him talking about it if a sign it may be time to short (and still lose). |
| > U.S. Central Command forces have begun launching a series of powerful strikes against Iran to impose heavy costs for targeting and attacking commercial shipping crewed by innocent civilians in an international waterway.\n\n> The U.S. strikes are in response to Iranian attacks on three commercial vessels that were transiting the Strait of Hormuz. Iran’s demonstrated aggression was unwarranted, dangerous, and a clear violation of the ceasefire. |
| This agreement will work well for her boyfriend |
| Look, there’s still dimwit fucking apes left.\n\nYou should direct register yourself into a bag of dicks lol |
| Ya I likely didn’t check a box when I was signing up for everything |
| Had a great day 🎣… what happened in the market, gotta be green right… |
| Oh my fuck bro 🥭 tf you doing you gigantic regard |
| https://preview.redd.it/jmrpg2rqnvbh1.png?width=415&format=png&auto=webp&s=9bdc8c803d17b009cca30434a439f9bcbd616120\n\nYes. |
| Algos waiting for another fake peace deal article like hyenas |
| This market is ghey |
| GR Detroit and Chicago are all awesome. The lakeshore in northern Indiana - yes even Gary (miller beach) is super slept on. |
| some of your comments crack me up\n\nothers make me sad |
| Any semi good biotech subs on here? |
| we're about to crash here keep dreaming lol |
| I can't wait for full hormussy closure, Bab al mandeb strait closure, Russian refineries blown to pieces, and the spr drawn to national defense levels--then getting turned off \n\nThank God we've been kicking the proverbial can down the road for two months as we dicked around while spending our savings. |
| Fuck that Company \n\n \nRip Ezio Auditore |
| July is a green month, they said. \nBuy calls, they said. |
| Congrats |
| Breaking news: The US military has launched what it called 'a series of powerful strikes' against Iran in response to the Islamic republic’s attacks on commercial ships in the Strait of Hormuz |
| imagining the concept of selling MU to buy DRAM |
| New hobbies are chess and degenerate stock trading so it evens out |
| Around 9am et. Hormuz may or may not be closed outside trading hours, noone cares then |
| Meanwhile I am having sex with her |
| I can't wait that everyone saying MoU still stands and ceasefire is in, deal soon tomorrow before market open |
| No more pump and dump. Its dump and dump from now on |
| Our WARFIGHTERS are STRIKING with KINETIC LETHALITY. you will see the STARS AND STRIPES and the STAR OF DAVID flying above raining DEATH- kegsbreath |
| 🥭 is cooking it for some reason. |
| Need 728 tomorrow |
| US double tapping late Ayatollah during his funeral because killing diplomats wasn't enough of a low blow \n\nlike chill, Iran doesn't have access to necromancy, that's North Korea |
| https://preview.redd.it/6zj0e1mjnvbh1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=412b6ed0417a3c7232e7a4137efc53965e215358\n\nYou've got balls bro |
| https://preview.redd.it/lnpjfk2lnvbh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=707bff078a31b17cb9c858a7cf6251d1e5214137\n\n |
| So stressed I’ve began developing ED |
| Supporting Switzerland for my Swiss girlfriend |
| So the stock was up 230% YTD and that's when you decided to pull the trigger? |
| I barely use 5% of my weekly allotment and am pushing out a lot more changes than my peers but I haven't tried the new model yet. Not bullish to me at all |
| Who is "they" ? |
| It's already gone up, I was paying like 9 bucks and it jumped to 14. Thinking about cancelling and switching to eBay as I can find almost everything I need on eBay with minimal to no shipping costs |
| Smart |
| Same! I’m still hoping the writers finish it as a book, graphic novel, anything. |
| I dont know current price but bounce after open dump |
| He deposited 87890 |
| Just like that guy buying Bear Sterns |
| Starting Thursday, we will begin a movement that movies will be made about. The Recovery rated pg-13 |
| I'll let my wife free use me for sex whenever she wants if Micron hits $2,000/share and SanDisk hits $3,000/share\n\nUntil then I'm denying her sex because I'm a little stressed out |
| Who feels like making TSLA puts tomorrow will be it? |
| OFF TO COSMOS MATEEEE OR YE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY ? |
| Gotta imagine these dumps are to make sure the poors don’t get sexbots |
| Just a few kinetic love taps |
| He didn't want to look like a pussy in front of NATO. |
| Quality went way down last 2 years |
| would be nice\n\nI held my calls and probably should have sold |
| Babe is everything ok? You’ve barely touched your 0DTE SPY calls and it’s already 3:45 |
| well \n\n\nIma ask my cousin if he would like to buy a house with me |
| Just crawl away feg |
| damn Jersey Mike's sub is so small |
| I got so fucking burned today. Today and June 5th. 🙁 |
| My guess is you didn’t realize it was a joke. Because the whole peace deal has been a running joke for months. |
| Bruh how is PENG not up 25% after those monster earnings, Market is actually cooked rn\n\nPattern day trading rule removal really fucked it. Thanks Elon. |
| Intel pls go up |
| Also includes grocery delivery which I love! |
| Hopefully my luck doesn’t run out before then |
| Well I should fit in well |
| It actually fucking sucks man. The pay is ass and everyone is super religious and fat. I’m serious. I live in Ohio. |
| Cease fire news when? |
| Yeah, go on then. Maybe drop me her email |
| Believe it or not, calls |
| I close out before 5pm. I don’t hold positions overnight usually. |
| SpussyX you are floundering my boy |
| 3 |
| Damn it, Mango. You're supposed to only declare war after the bell on Friday and be done by Sunday at 5. |
| Poor areas around Chicago: move to Humboldt park or avoldale if you like music and art and shit, or the south suburbs if you like chillin |
| Been buying more and more |
| QQQ is so guessing they will soon there has been lag on things recently like yesterday when NDX closed much lower than QQQ but QQQ took over an hour to start dumping to where it should have been |
| We’ve got about a week before I start taking the largest most obnoxious of victory laps after all the shit I took for full porting oil. |
| What are ur positions |
| SPY $754 tomorrow. Will buy calls in the morning 😝 |
| lol I’ve never had a problem filling SPX options overnight |
| Chicago is a warzone. Don’t come here unless you plan on paying me double the zestimate on my condo. |
 Blocked www.reddit.com |
| Tom “fat cuck” Lee, CFA (Certified Fat Ass) said:\n\nRegardless of what happens tonight, he’d be a buyer of tomorrow - BTFD |
| Because it worked last time? The chips are so delicious that they can be sold at any price. |
| Glass it gang |
| This guy pumps |
| Congrats dip buyers. You got fucked! |
| It is expensive. |
| Oil goin nuts |
| I’m cooked and with that I’m done until the market figures this shit out. |
| Good job. We're on the same page |
| Im not having fun guys |
| Incest is legal in Chicago\n\nThat’s what I heard |
| Guess the casino is open again for the rest of the week |
| Like dram or ewy right? |
| SPCX bros. 🤭🫵🏽🤡 |
| I woke up at open. Glanced and haven't looked back. This is truth |
| I've started spx instead of spy, got a couple questions for the sexperts. \n1. What time before and after close can they still be traded? \n2. If you let it run until expiration it just cash settles at the closing price? \n3. How long do I have until poor? |
| MFs talking about the price of oil like it matters. Watch the 10 yr yield, that's what matters. |
| Calls |
| I guess it only a problem cause it a Chinese company that’s doing it instead of |
| I just got off a call with the biggest bitch I’ve ever known. Client for 8 years and terrible vibes always. \n\nI found out she’s been single for 10 years. She has a nice house and makes a ton if anyone interested in someone super mean in their late 40s - no kids and a solid 6 without the personality problems |
| correct, I am not. |
| Thinking about Grand Rapids or the poor areas around Chicago lol |
| Would you say that if it was $350 right now? Cause I'm sure people "bought the top" at $150 and they're still up. No one knows. Stop acting like you do with hindsight |
| 44k for a car from company that loses $? I don’t wana have another fisker and worry about them being there in five years. Rivian tried which is nice but … |
| I’ll remember this tomorrow 🤔 |
| https://preview.redd.it/kzxxvxuwmvbh1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=750da1f32e28824221bac35c0361d8e42b5dc091 |
| After such a horrible morning having held MU calls, I told myself I would never play memory again......and yet here I am once again holding MU calls overnight |
| Life's not fair. My boogers taste good but my poop tastes bad |
| I need that |
| The market anticipates the DRAM shortage will end…by 2029. And even then there are reasons to believe that cutting edge HBM’s ASP isn’t priced like commodity as DRAM is.\n\nChina can double output all they want because if they can’t make cutting edge HBM it’s not going to be on the GPU, and if it’s not on the GPU the revenue share doesn’t go up. \n\nMeta is over capacity? 😂, in the AI ecosystem who cares about Meta?\n\nMeanwhile Hynix is trading at a forward P/E of 10. |
| Lol |
| retardville, USA |
| New explosions just reported, fucking hell I needed puts |
| I thought it was “Covfefe” |
| I think all five will be cease fire news. |
| Can you explain? Don't mean to be ignorant, but I'm new. |
| Whyyy sway??? |
| Lol RC does nothing but dilute and there are STILL desperate baggies who like this guy |
| It’s Amazon so nothing great. You’re not expecting the company to go belly up and therefore the bond is mostly safe. |