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| > Easy UI doesnt mean good UI.\n\neasy to use UI is .... honestly that's like 90% of the way to a good UI no idea what ur smoking |
| Buy more Nvidia |
| ? |
| Oh yeah? Up when and by how much? |
| THETA gang taking home NVDA this week... literally teetering on the precipice of a breakout of the 250 Day Resistance Line or break down... of the current 6 month uptrend...and no one wants to budge. |
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| I didn't play nvda earnings I'm a fucking genius! |
| No the long play is reprogramming AI functions to use less power. We will enter an age where apps, programs and services use a huge amount of compute power for no reason. There will be another "Green" initiative to rewrite AI apps traditionally to save power. Large computes and actual AI workload won't be effected. Right now AI is being overapplied to everything. \n\nRemember when drones were becoming popular and everyone tried to get them to do ridiculous things. Like package delivery. Or mapping for google maps. Well turns out they're shitty for package delivery and Satellite is much better for imagery. Same goes for most apps besides form fitting applications like "generative AI". Art is a waste of time. Now you can draw 2 circles and type "owl" in the prompt and it draws an owl for you. That's useful. |
| Quick everyone pile into bitcoin! |
| Pessimists sound smart, optimists retire on beaches. Short it or gtfo. People said it was a bubble in 2017 and we've 5x'ed from there. |
| lmfao\n\n!remindme 24 hours |
| Found the bagholder ya'll. |
| What a thread. Best of luck to you man! |
| Yes please short the fuck out of RDDT so I can come and squeeze your nuts with my longs |
| Down goes PANW! Down goes NVDA!\n\nINTU tomorrow. |
| Filthy bers emerging from their caves |
| Strong suspicion that NVDA bounces in the morning but just enough to screw everyone 👌 |
| Well good thing I only bought one NVDA call at close. Could've been worse. |
| you either sell now or sell at $135 tomorrow - position 200 shares |
| there was a suspicious amount of phatties outside when reddit servers were down 🤔🤔🤔 |
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| > like putting a 15% mark up on everything\n\nhttps://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/TGT/target/profit-margins\n\nYou under the impression they made some huge profit spikes or something? |
| Reddit's servers 🤝 🌈🐻s\n\nFailing every day. |
| NVDA meeting expectations that was already priced in is bullish things, pluck |
| Anyone else thinking MARA could jump on the MSTR hype train with FOMO hitting? They're replicating the strategy with a massive zero interest loan to buy BTC, seems bullish. |
| Sir ain’t this one at an all time low? |
| Ccp |
| Trader TV live on YouTube had like 12K people watching for AH. |
| endless puts on reddit all day every day |
| Jensen should say that through NVDA we contacted aliens or something |
| Ccp |
| I went short on MSTR so the only outcome will be a 550+ open |
| Chortle my balls RDDT |
| Damn, dealers eating like **kings** off of those NVDA premiums this week |
| What are your thoughts now that NVIDIA has had positive earnings? |
| Ccp |
| If you don't understand bitcoin and crypto you're not gonna understand microstrategy. You're trying to understand a company without understanding what they are selling. It won't work. |
| Okay guys, turn the NVDA machine off and back on again. |
| MSTR has great earning reports EVERYDAY Nvidia... what can you do.😒😒 |
| Wasn't reddit down also the last earnings too, or am I schizo? |
| Ccp |
| Crazy to let someone who can’t read do the webcast |
| NVDA doesn't waste money on useless things like a half decent microphone. Bullish |
| To all those who joined me in SNOW tonight, congrats. |
| Unless I'm looking at the wrong coin, there's 420.69T coins in supply, and at it's current price the market cap is only around $1m. That means it's mathematically impossible for him to have $24m worth of PepeAI. |
| This shit is going back to $100 by EOY lmfao. The hype train exited and left all the bagholders at the station like always. |
| 135x forward earnings, this market is quite a bubble lmao |
| Damn, nice gains. I bought in when it was 2.00 and flipped it and sold at ~3.50 back in early October. Should've held 🙁 |
| its 'governed' by the protocol. the responsibility of any action on the network is with those using it. |
| MSTR has great earning reports EVERYDAY Nvidia... what can you do.😒😒 |
| Ccp |
| Ccp |
| Ccp |
| Lots of more upside before Jan Mid Dec might be good |
| MSTR has great earning reports EVERYDAY Nvidia... what can you do.😒😒 |
| I played a call Q1 earnings, it went down, I sold to cap my loss, and went up within a week...my vote is hold at least for a day or two if not a bit more. |
| You are truly regarded. Truly, truly regarded lmfao. |
| Did last earnings too. Rigged. |
| NVDA IV CRUSH HOLY SHIT ERRYBODY FUCKED |
| lol check again |
| Ccp |
| Did last earnings too. Rigged. |
| America |
| Reddit🤝My PANW Calls |
| sold my SPY 591c at close, ported into 594 calls 2 more days out. make me rich please, ONE TIME!!!! |
| Ccp |
| Show your ass Jensen! \n\nI was promised tendies  |
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| Sooooo reddit down so nobody can overreact due to Nvidia? |
| SNOW is down -31.73% ytd, it was poised for a rebound since market cap don't make sense compared to revenue |
| Study bitcoin trnny |
| Is Jensen gonna speak? My ears hurt from this listening to this hoe  |
| Seems your name is a misnomer, me thinks! |
| Reddit went out the same hour of earnings 2 in a row. Someone is preventing realtime information |
| HEYO I’m only down 15% now on SNOW 🤡🚀 |
| I just overheard a construction worker say "I'll be sittin on a beach in Arugula" |
| Main thread is up again, shit posting is back on the menu |
| Amazing! nvda was priced 100% to perfection. |
| I was wondering if old.reddit was just having a senior moment. |
| I just overheard a construction worker say "I'll be sittin on a beach in Arugula" |
| Bitcoin - United States Dollar -> `94368.66536` (2027.595 / 2.196%) |
| We will call you |
| Buy more MSTR and wait for my nvda to moon. |
| Breaking News! Big Money's Algo is using NVDA A.I. Nothing can kill NVDA from now on |
| Im addicted to selling weeklies and watching them burn. |
| Reddit finally working again??? Dogshit company |
| Genuinely asking - what do these do better than helicopters? Are they just faster or something? |
| How did SPY end st 590...?? |
| Show your ass Jensen! \n\nI was promised tendies  |
| I feel suddenly threatened. |
| Exactly. It was funny for a while but now its a distraction. Posts like this is the equivalent of a class clown making noise whille everyone else is trying to get ahead |
| !p BTC |
| Oh really? It’s unbelievable? That someone would want to hold their bitcoin with the US set to announce a strategic bitcoin reserve? |
| damn.. getting html errors now.. RDDT is hot garbage |
| It's only down a dollar! just buy more! It's gonna dump tomorrow |
| Show your ass Jensen! \n\nI was promised tendies  |
| Wendy's career |
| Exactly. It was funny for a while but now its a distraction. Posts like this is the equivalent of a class clown making noise whille everyone else is trying to get ahead |
| Will we be seeing daddy Jensen with our eyes |
| It was priced in all along |
| I love coming here to confirm that the mainstream regards haven’t caught on yet |
| FLAT  |
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| Seems your name is a misnomer, me thinks! |
| Who needs to retire when you can work your whole life ?!! |
| And as expected, it didn't matter because we needed a bigger beat. Down 1.5% |
| kept telling you regards not to bet on earnings lmao. Tomorrow Black Friday Sale on Nvidia Calls starts 💰💰💰 |
| reddit in shambles |
| This mic lady needs to join us behind Wendy's. Shes really good at it. |
| NVDA 160 by year end |
| You cooking! Talk that talk! |
| Like Hawk Tuah funny?!??? |
| Theta gang getting all the bitches tonight  |
| When Netflix does a stock split I'm going long on calls |
| I had that job as a younger man. Like shoveling coal for the devil! Congrats on your gains, i think it continues to run its speculative attack. |
| #$SNOW going up like bob the builder |
| If it were this simple, wouldn't a lot more people be successful? |
| Holy shit Qs are up slightly..maybe there is a jah |
| if the interviewer said thank you for your time at the end of the interview, does that mean I didn't get the job |
| I need to go return some luggage I got at Target and see if a price adjustment is available |
| The real king play was SNOW lol |
| 😔 |
| kept telling you regards not to bet on earnings lmao. Tomorrow Black Friday Sale on Nvidia Calls starts 💰💰💰 |
| same each fkn nvda earnings |
| LMFAO you stupid “AI” bulls never learn. NVIDIA is dead, this is the top, and it will be back to $5 soon enough. There will be no need for AI once Elon implants Neuralink’s into everyone’s brains. I am the happiest I’ve ever been since getting mine. |
| Nice crash, Reddit |
| If it were this simple, wouldn't a lot more people be successful? |
| My NVDA prediction was pretty good |
| More of a lowercase r than a V |
| Can you explain why you think it will be $40 this year? I lost all my money months ago so I haven’t been paying attention much recently. |
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| Reddit still being cunty. Because reddit is a cunt. \n\n\n\n\n#AND BRING BACK OUR THIRD PARTY APPS |
| selling NVDA puts was FREE MONEY  |
| Gonna dump again in the morning like it has all week |
| absolutely flat yet again to cuck both sides, told ya ! |
| Call and put holders in shambles |
| My farts sound funny |
| I don't usually play earnings but I bought SNOW $150 17 Jan 25 Call on a whim. Debating between selling at open or holding through the day |
| I was promised a 8.5% price swing in either direction  |
| Surprisingly no one is talking about meta… |
| You are cooked  |
| Netflix calls and chill 😎 |
| Welp at least my SNOW calls printed... NVDA option sellers in heaven rn |
| I missed the fun for the last hour!! |
| I think it’s important for you to know that you got lucky and are not a genius stock picker. If you keep yoloing u will get had eventually. \n\nIf ur fine with gambling that cool, but understand u are gambling and got lucky. |
| Darn |
| PFE chart looks great |
| Guys we fr need to buy reddit back from the ccp\n\n\nFUCK the ccp |
| NVDA earnings broke reddit |
| As expected, NVDA beat earnings  |
| the most anticipated day turned out to be a shitshow. daily thread down, stock didn't move enough, also placed the wrong futures trade in the end like a regard. fun  |
| PFE chart looks great |
| So back to our regularly scheduled programming? |
| Calls on Mstr forever |
| wtf is a redcat |
| NVDA lady voice  |
| So back to our regularly scheduled programming? |
| every time theres something important reddit goes down |
| can we do another mike tyson fight |
| HAHA. \n\nThat's literally why I bought the stock to begin with. PLTR's website scared the shit outta me and I thought, "This is 100% the future of America". |
| Do not listen to the butt demon below. Bitcoin is going to 250k and Microstrategy to a trillion dollar company. |
| I missed the fun for the last hour!! |
| Theta gang just cucked everybody. |
| MARA moon |
| NVDA is like a dude with erectile disfunction: you never know when it goes up or down |
| SPY and QQQ had the NVDA earnings run up expecting NVDA to pop 10% and it didn't and it hasn't even given up a cent lmfaooooo |
| i'm suspicious that reddit crashed because 10+ million regards tried to log onto WSB\n\n \nUsed it as a buying opportunity for RDDT shares |
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| Best time to rotate from $MSTR to $MARA \n\nThey started now as well with Saylors strategy and their NAV is very low compared to $MSTR \n\nMy Calls are green again. Still no desire to sell. |
| NVDA beat everything but institutes expected 100x and Jensen discovering the key to robot slaves so it will trade sideways to infinity and beyond |
| NVDA neither going up nor down. Stays flat. .. Theta wins! |
| Algos on pause because RDDT went down  |
| If you have preferred stock, you might get something when the assets are sold off, but common stock holders likely won't get anything. |
| Netflix calls and chill 😎 |
| Jensen just said SPY 600 EOD on the call. Bulls country, let's ride! |
| Sold too early, way too early, but congrats |
| Trump's gonna warp speed it |
| *NVDA gang gonna get Theta fukt.* |
| Question: Silenthillfan12, is it true you were cancelled and then run off from the wallstreetbets community?\n\nAnswer: No, actually, not only did I voluntarily leave, I also t |
| MSTR DONT GIVE A F  |
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| Bro it went to 137.91 what are you talking about |
| Ever since Reddit IPO'd they've been going down a lot tf |
| so hedgies can skin retail before the WSBs hive mind takes over trading |
| IV crushed |
| #Told yall to buy $SNOW we going up 45% tomorrow like APP |
| What I don't get is why they're buying so much now? It was almost half what it is now just like a month or two ago. If they have so much faith in BTC then why only show it at ath?? |
| Spy green  |
| Yup, it's on purpose \n\nThe ccp infiltrated reddit and intel\n\n\nThe voices in my head told me |
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| See those little spikes up that happen? You want to have more of those than the drops downward.\n\nAlso you want the line to be green, not red.\n\nHope this helps! |
| A trillion dollar company and they can’t afford a better microphone. |
| That's what i was saying |
| I knew they are gonna buy NVDA up again. Whales are loaded up with this stock. Can't allow any panic. |
| Nvdia screwed up the options buyers. They also brought down Reddit |
| It's possible for Elon to nationalize it and have them produce AI for him |
| That's what i was saying |
| Yeah, sucks, but them’s the breaks. Expiring this week too. I’d hold on to them, in the off chance there’s a rally on Thursday or Friday. |
| I couldn't post my sad pepe emoji after nvda dump and now I have to do theta gang joke.. \n\nputs on RDDT no doubt.. i'll go gey ber on their ass |
| 🥱, BTC corn 🥱 🌽 🥱 |
| ROCKET LAUNCH TOMORROW. REPEAT ROCKET LAUNCH TOMORROW.\n\nRKLB launches rocket after hours tomorrow. Expect to see a spike for Rocketlab before launch, and volatility depending on how it goes. |
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| damn I had target calls that blew up this morning and now I got panw and snow puts, at least panw will make a little back |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 138.51264 before 21-Nov-2024 02:55 PM -05 |
| How my NVDA 150c lookin too scared to check |
| Finally, we're back. |
| Wtf was that huge dip? |
| Stuck on this thread because the regular one is still down |
| Leather jacket 🧥 broke Reddit with his earnings call 😂 |
| I ALMOST WENT OUTSIDE |
| Waiting for the first -10% drop on MSTR and then full sending to into SMST |
| !banbet |
| >for my son’s education\n\nI don't think anyone will have type of education in the future. |
| looks like my puts are saved |
| nvda 160z |
| Reddit down again during NVDA earnings... very weird. |
| Will I be rewarded my banbet |
| Fuck the ccp and everything it stands for\n\n\nThe voices in my head tell me reddit and intel were infiltrated |
| Not dead yet |
| looks like my puts are saved |
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| Reddit/Netflix merger confirmed |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 155.0 before 21-Nov-2024 08:54 AM -05 |
| Let it SNOW let it SNOW let it SNOW ❄️❄️❄️ |
| So priced in? |
| is it too late to buy mstr???? |
| the error message is from the cluster service mesh. they probably took those down or the target service |
| *Awe No Nancy noooo! But you promised! My PANW calls are in shambles.*\n\n |
| 3.5 Trillion company and they couldn’t give this lady a Rhode mic or some shi….. |
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| Some day Reddit admins will learn what a fucking branch policy is... Hopefully |
| If I couldn't shitpost in real-time, did NVDA earnings even happen?  |
| dang did reddit broke intentionally to set up nvda bear trap |
| You’re telling me a 3 trillion dollar company can’t get better microphones? This lady sounds underwater |
| FINALLY mods holy shit took you long enough, useless jabronis |
| Do they make a vaccine for WW3 that i can get so im safe? |
| Same thing happened on last earnings 😤😤 |
| At least $20,000 down the drain. Nice job  |
| !banbet |
| Can NVDA just buy INTC? Please? |
| NVDA Earning broke WSB |
| Bit of a win for covered call sellers. |
| OH THANK GOD I WAS SO LOST |
| Glad I bought puts, and calls so they both expire worthless |
| Reddit actually crashes during last NVDA earnings too 🤔 |
| Nvidia can't afford a decent microphone for their conference call.\n\nAnd Reddit can't afford to pay their server bill. |
| This woman robot should not be presenting anymore |
| Me earlier: Puts? Calls? Let’s be risk averse and do a strangle |
| Me too... this guy is either the biggest genius in the world or the biggest fool and only time will tell |
| I hope |
| FUCK YOU REDDIT WTF |
| Just spent $1000 on BTC mining stocks this morning |
| why is Reddit such a PIECE OF SHIT |
| Those are bad odds 1:28 |
| Fucking embarrassing watching Reddit try to play at the grown-up table of sites, only to be the most most reliably unreliable site out there. |
| I hope |
| we can start a go fund me |
| Yes |
| Lol NOTHING F*ING HAPPENED |
| Reddit had crippling depression 🫥 |
| Sell the shares and buy calls, problem solved |
| Flatfolio  |
| Reddit, brought to you by Netflix |
| So boring 🥱 |
| we can start a go fund me |
| Bro fr everything is fucked |
| RDDT's garbage networking. cannot handle any spike in traffic. garbage website with garbage valuation |
| Cya later, Alligator! |
| Generational grift by Saylor. Will go down as one of the greatest to ever do it. |
| They collected all the premiums and that would be it |
| This is the second time Reddit has done this. It’s not “broken” they knew what they were doing and what to expect |
| Damn Reddit’s back |
| Theta gang eating steak and lobster 🤌 |
| shorting RDDT \nidc anymore |
| Are we pumping or dumping |
| nvda ends flat? i aint even mad |
| PUTS ON THIS SHIT SITE |
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| benchod bitch basterd |
| !banbet MSOS 4.80 1d |
| Reddit can't even function |
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| Yep devouring my spy strangle |
| Hi |
| For Frodooooooo!!!! |
| # OH FUCK WE ARE BACK \n\n# |
| bro hit the lotto, decided to try again and failed. then hit another lotto on the loser wtf |
| Top is in. |
| Let's go Jensen sign Tits!!!!✒️ |
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| Reddit can suck my tiny 0.1 inch cock |
| "Only 20k" lmao having that at 22 and being able to toss it all into a stock like this is not "only" |
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| Daily thread came back from the dead unlike bers' portfolios |
| !banbet NVDA 200 1d |
| every time |
| Holding SPY calls overnight. |
| Nvda to the moon |
| This value is based on the idea that it keeps on growing at a crazy pace which it has stopped doing |
| Full port rddt puts at open |
| As much as I would love for it to do so, idk if it will |
| Imagine not buying the MSTR dip at close |
| Anyone else get this annoying red bar "..encountered an error.." |
| Implied move of 10% or something only to be perfectly flat, what a day |
| I bought 1 call cause someone told me to, enjoy those gains because you did great! |
| IS RDDIT BROKEN AGAIN |
| I bought 1 nvda share and 1 nvda share. That make 2 nvda share. Follow for more recipe |
| My move for tomorrow: To Send a new MIC to NVDA |
| Oh god NVDA's loading up a rocket |
| Reddit is being dumb again |
| puts on RDDT |
| Oh, because the building is curvy. |
| Did nvidia collude with reddit to prevent WSB from real time reaction to earnings |
| I went in on Monday cause of you, thank you so much for the call out 🙏 |
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| Think it happened last time too. Lol |
| Do i get back into MSTR tmr  |
| The hard part has passed my friend tomorrow we ride with Daddy Jensen to the freaking moon |
| Just sell 3k worth each year |
| What makes you think this has room to 40? |
| NVDA broke Reddit lol |
| puts on RDDT? |
| short reddit. shit just not working |
| Needs to sound realistic |
| Theta gang feasting. |
| OKLO one more time bb ik it's maybe dead but it's still a company owned by the incoming DOE sec. So if I have to own for 6m I have to own for 6m but I think it'll raise up bc of that. |
| # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS!!!!! |
| Damn first time SNOW is green after earnings since slootman left |
| NVDA earnings broke Reddit |
| V for Victory, V for Vini See Vici |
| what happened |
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| its so ready to run, may have to wait til open. |
| V for Victory, V for Vini See Vici |
| Oh, because the building is curvy. |
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| GAP bring back real Pima cotton  |
| Should’ve known better |
| It dumped 7% immediately after earnings last time what are you talking about |
| diaries of a poor ber |
| Honestly? If it stays flat, that's a welcome scenario for me. It was looking really dire for a second lol |
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| Wtf haha good for you |
| So much for that $300B swing the markets were pricing in |
| Harry “leather” Potter LoL |
| Oh no |
| I knew it hahhaheaehahhah |
| Damn this is the first time SNOW is green after earnings since Slootman’s departure |
| if he didn't lose money, he wouldn't be in jail *sips tea* |
| Yeah, sucks, but them’s the breaks. |
| NVDA got off the mat. Eyes are glowing, leather is shining. Time to rip |
| Ding ding ding |
| Lmfao!!!! |
| Aaaaand fully recovered 🙌\n\nSee you on the moon, boys. |
| Full sent my whole portfolio into NVDL before close  |
| https://preview.redd.it/70phk9g9r42e1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=308a102d47b2a6503d598b8a5f201a5cbc043287 |
| Extremely confidently incorrect |
| It was a Hail Mary to make up for all the shares I bought at $160 earlier this year. It’ll probably cover those losses now |
| Yo that lil pump |
| Looks like the west coast is waking up - bitcoin is taking a huge dump. |
| Wow. Rocket to the moon!! |
| Same sex intercourse. |
| You mean they won’t be selling GPUs to everyone on earth 50x over? |
| Did u regards break this sht |
| Yep  |
| \-6000 on Nvdia puts  |
| Was looking at SNOW calls this afternoon, checked the chart, thought "this looks primed to rip."\n\nAnd then did NOTHING.\n\nBut had I bought calls we'd be -18% rn. |
| Yes SEC, this guy right here |
| Only up from here. |
| Nvda recovered to the moon we go |
| Not her again  |
| Imagine still holding BTC, waiting for it to dip below 30k again |
| nvda 160 |
| Reddit is such a POS |
| Is Reddit collaborating with Netflix on the NVIDIA watch party? |
| I bought two whole LEAPs expiring 2027. I need more powder. |
| Fight back, Nvidia, Fight back!!! |
| Educate me im dumb af |
| So why no go up? |
| Theta gang fucking feasting on nvda |
| Fuck you reddit |
| https://preview.redd.it/0z62xxnxq42e1.jpeg?width=1195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c9305ed06ce0e069ee34ef3a234a00ff6ef28af |
| It's a sad state we find ourselves in, isn't it? |
| To bend over, right? |
| Wtf? |
| 😐 someone fix her mic. I need this |
| I’m so glad I live in a “democracy” where rich scumbags can legally dictate the direction of open market assets |
| comments are shadowbanned |
| “Look at these bag holders-🐻” |
| Reddit down? |
| I have 10+ calls ranging from 27-37 strikes on 12/20, 1/17, 3/15 |
| nvda will pump market tomorrow |
| Yeah, the worst thing can happen is gain much money i couldn't imagine nothing worse |
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| WTF is wrong with this? |
| Uhm why lol |
| These words sound very fancy, but I have no idea what they mean. Wen Lambo? |
| You rich madafaka |
| NVDA DOUBLES revenue and the stock is more or less flat ?!? 👀 |
| Theta wins. Obvious in hindsight |
| Theta gang gonna win this NVDA earnings day |
| in totality, we r fuk |
| Buy target or wait |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/AffectionateBird8477 made a bet that NVDA would go to 150.0 within **4 hours** when it was 144.95 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| NVDA going up |
| yeeeesh! 18 yrs |
| Not me. My last 4 plays beat earnings and then dropped. \n\nIm cursed. |
| It’s finally the season for snow! |
| AI and blackwell but can't have better audio engineering then 1980 lol |
| $11.86 is some weak buying power. Rookie numbers there kid. 😉 all kidding aside, helluva job having the wisdom and foresight to do this at your age. |
| I bought 6k worth of snow 145 calls yesterday. Now I wish I bought more 😞😞 |
| Still an f-ing powerhouse |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/No-Situation-2001 made a bet that NVDA would go to 200.0 within **1 day** when it was 147.135 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 11 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Looks like it's $SNOWing.. |
| How could AI voice be stuttering SMH… |
| Reddit not working again |
| Did it jump 20% in after hours just now or am I misreading this? |
| How is Kristina P's body doing post-pregnancy? Anybody gotten a decent look? |
| Now buy Joby and Archer air taxi |
| Yup, dumping RSUs to diversify is one of the r/PersonalFinance 10 commandments. |
| The only reason NVDA is going down is because of the shitty mic. |
| First |
| Is this trash??? Looks trash |
| they reveal st the end it is A.I and we moon |
| endless puts on reddit |
| SPY goes up NVDA goes down... can't splain that |
| Looks like NVDA theta bruhs won |
| why is it always this robot woman talking |
| Smart boy! It will be up in December. I loaded up on all the cheap shares too. Selling Dec 2nd! |
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| Bitcoin is the most moral way to do money ever invented. There has yet to be a more fair way to do money. It is a value suck, and will continue to suck value, because the TRULY immoral way of doing money is infinite money printing which essentially has made the entire world into debt slaves. |
| Hopefully the snow turns into a big juicy SNOWBALL and keeps getting bigger |
| puts on RDDT |
| https://preview.redd.it/bguehuk9q42e1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc416c93d19b4a342d176cb1ccb3acb70d71b131\n\nMy LEAP positions |
| Smart Money rotates the next days from $MSTR to $MARA \n\nMara stole the strategy from saylor and they have a lower NAV currently + mining BTC |
| Market makers are buying each other green lambos tomorrow, while we all circle jerk behind the dumpster. |
| The A.I speaking on the call now kinda sounds regarded ngl |
| Market makers are buying each other green lambos tomorrow, while we all circle jerk behind the dumpster |
| Doubles revenue. The dawn of a new era of AI is upon us!!!\n\n\nIt'll be down 8% tomorrow. |
| A tech company with 3.58T market cap is just another tech stock? Do you hear yourself? |
| Just ooops, just okay👌🏻 |
| Beat average estimates - bullish |
| I’m in, just bought 50 shares. |
| Beat average estimates - bullish |
| Sell my SNOW calls |
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| Tesla has a large charging network. How are you so confident that EVGO will take the market? |
| RedCat is certainly a long term play. It’s so small I wasn’t allowed to talk about it in this subreddit until today. |
| The call could save NVDA. Please say some amazing shit |
| So they shut off reddit for Nvidia |
| Here are the results.\n\nRevenue: $35.08 billion vs. $33.16 billion expected\n\nEarnings per share: 81 cents adjusted vs. 75 cents adjusted expected |
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| !banbet |
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| wow, servers are crashing |
| Its joever |
| Jfc, reddit is as useless as the mods |
| Can you share an article or something confirming this? I haven't been able to find it on the web and I want to share it with a friend |
| N>!VDA!< PLEASE |
| is wsb broken? |
| Damn SNOW crushed |
| People will sell off NVDA during the next days and weeks. It‘s still a solid stock but it‘s not gonna grow exponentially for now. People will look for the next hype to jump on.\n\nIt has become just another tech stock |
| Which people? |
| So Personally $GAP calls and then I would go $PDD puts |
| Hey there |
| dayuummmmm...you're right |
| How is this piece of garbage website worth 24 billion? |
| just buy NVDA lol some of ya'll are so dumb |
| Imagine not making money on the stock market |
| Theta always wins in a long enough timeline. 🐢 |
| Back to fucking SOFI again |
| Sign some tiddies and let's moon Jensen!! |
| We’re actually near target corporate in Minnesota. They have a lot but it’s complete shit quality |
| The illuminerdy |
| Why is this so hard for you to understand? The value of the network is backed by its inherent qualities. Its units have value because the qualities they possess have value. A bitcoin is proveably finite. Easily transferred over long distances. Permissionless. Unable to be readily confiscated or frozen. These are very simple concepts. It is 2024, these are 2015 level arguments. |
| Where's the information on this? I'm having trouble finding it online |
| Great DD! I'm long on $ACHR, but I think they've done a great job developing their eVTOL and are executing a solid go-to-market strategy, right now is the most bullish I've been on them |
| Back to fucking SOFI again |
| In Jensen we trust |
| Went theta gang for NVDA, gonna eat good tomorrow |
| With this outlook, NVDA 165+ by EOY |
| Do stocks that you like & slow and steady Nivida \nPalantir, Tesla sofi all long term stocks that will go up you just gotta wait for your 200-500% return |
| Yea I think so too |
| Yoooo |
| Dumb on both counts  |
| Economy aside, it's a lot of things but I think Target was masking a lot of numbers by aggressively reducing the cost of labor through payroll cuts and elimination of positions entirely. Think about shopping at Target 5 years ago vs today. Just over the last year and a half I noticed that the front end would have a line a mile long on a random weekday. I stopped in a few times during that time and just turned around and left without buying anything because of it. They're awful at organization and efficiency. Look at how much of their clothing is folded vs a Walmart. That takes a lot of time to repair but a short time to destroy. Walmart has the majority of their shit on hangers. (Not to say Target doesn't but Target has way too much shit folded for a store with skeleton crews.) A lot easier to maintain and shop. You can't sell your brand as a mid-tier shopping destination when it routinely looks like a goodwill outlet store with checkout lines that rival disney park rides. |
| Nvidia Beats Q3 Targets But Sales Guidance Disappoints. |
| I think temu in America has slowed down the initial craze died down. First time customers see how junky their products really are |
| Sell half please |
| If you think about it N in Nvidia is just two Vs merged. Hence Nvidia $160 EOW |
| Inverse wallstreet 🙂 |
| Bitcoin is not useless because the people say it is not useless. If this sentiment is any indication of its growth to this date then I’d ask what reasons would make it plummet after the fact |
| Nvidia Beats Q3 Targets But Sales Guidance Disappoints. |
| Why you don't see the patterns and changed your bets to the opposite? |
| it’s SNOWing baby |
| You'll be fine 🙂 |
| reddit crashed because the violatility of nvda |
| Mario here we gooooooo |
| Yes |
| Not too impressive tbh... for othrr companies this is great but wallstreet has NVDA on a much higher expectation. Hopefully they see something optimistic that im not. My calls are gonna open a new one  |
| Pretty pumped for buying the dip at 141.00 |
| I don't know who R fuk without the main thread 😭 |
| My moves are: buy calls, God Bless the Usa and Nvidia, and Gentlemen, start your engines for the rocket ship to 600 and beyond. |
| Test |
| Well atleast the damn adds work |
| Get theta fucked |
| "Investing" in stocks. Right. Take note of the last part of the name of this sub--that is the operative word here. |
| Nvidia recovering holy shit |
| Yeah you're getting Theta fucked lol |
| I knew this shit was gonna happen |
| They won't make money for God knows how long and driving to the nearest helipad to pay an exorbitant amount of money to fly to another helipad pretty close by -- by which point I could have just driven where I wanted to go anyways -- seems like an awful business plan. They'll likely need to dilute shareholders multiple times to raise money until they are profitable. \n\nThat being said, I thought similar things about oklo and space stocks and missed insane gains on those, and this play seems stupid enough that I see similarity. I'm in |
| Nothingburger as expected |
| NVIDIA didn’t jump 20% after becoming most valuable company? \nEveryone with otm calls:\n\n/surprised pikachu face |
| ? |
| Study? Pssh i saw a wsj headline in 2017 that said bitcoin bad and my mind is made up forever. |
| Chill, the earnings call hasn’t even started yet you regards  |
| Hilarious how when banks screw over and outright rob people they get tap on the wrist fines and their CEOS get golden parachutes. \n\nBut when the average man finds a loophole against the banks he gets 18 years after the banks margin call his portfolio. |
| Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the gayest of them all?\n\n1. bers - Upvote\n2. mods - Downvote |
| DIE NVDA DIE!  |
| Groundhogs Day |
| well maybe ai will find the point of itself |
| Outlook (Q4 FY2025):\n\n- Revenue: $37.5B ±2%\n- GAAP Gross Margin: 73.0% ±0.5%\n- Non-GAAP Gross Margin: 73.5% ±0.5%\n- Operating Expenses: ~$4.8B GAAP, ~$3.4B non-GAAP |
| their "tech"? Its a fucking wright brothers 8 propelly flying machine lol |
| Wow... what a day boys. Anyone wanna join me at the local Wendy's Dump? |
| I see no comments in this thread. If you can see this, feel free to shake it a couple extra times the next time you take a leak. YOLO. |
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|  |
| Only use I’ve seen is avoiding google and stack overflow to write excel formulas and python code. Must admit, 10/10 use case. Everything else, useless |
| Depends on when they expire. I got dec and January calls. |
| oof |
| i have NDX puts (happy with the result), this gives me hope - thank you! |
| I don't know why I should ever use options instead of just trading futures/CFDs. Sure if the stock moves by 10%, options deliver outsized returns, but in most other scenarios being able to exactly control how you get in and get out especially during the postmarket when the results were just announced is so much more flexible. |
| Does an interviewer saying thank you for your time mean I didn't get the job? |
| Did they give guidance? I don't like talking on this part😖 |
| Not me, I bought puts on $MSTR earlier this week. Rip |
| Does an interviewer saying thank you for your time mean I didn't get the job? |
| Ah I see you’ve refused to do any form of due diligence |
| https://preview.redd.it/xrwczqswo42e1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b4c6fbd0ea0619523fed76cedba45f211238e45 |
| This has been my experience. The second I get a short term call or covered call it goes in the opposite direction. I told my friend about MSTR and taught him about call options and he instantly goes and gains 22k… 🤷🏻♂️ |
| SNOW party baby 200$ eow |
| Nvidia Beats Q3 Targets But Sales Guidance Disappoints. Stock Falls. |
| Just spent $1000 on BTC mining stocks this morning |
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|  |
| Not so fast. Nvida will be up in December.! It's Nvidia's best season! |
| GRINDR |
| Would it be better to buy shares instead of calls if you believe the stock will go up? You guys are always buying calls. |
| I’m holding these calls to dirt  |
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| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 138.0 before 20-Nov-2024 06:12 PM -05 |
| Or both. Tank tomorrow, then moon next week  |
| See you in a month |
| Would it be better to buy shares instead of calls if you believe the stock will go up? You guys are always buying calls. |
| I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight |
| I hope my MSTR calls aren’t fuck |
| wtf is going on with Reddit |
| yep, on road trips especially. cant risk a shady walmart. target is always the go-to. once that mirage fails, we are end-game USA. |
| Puts on Reddit |
| Or both. Tank tomorrow, then moon next week  |
| !banbet NVDA 148 2h |
| He doesn't know yet |
| Imagine being regarded trying to gamble for 0.1x on NVDA when you could have made 20x on 0DTE SPX in 30 mins. |
| Or both. Tank tomorrow, then moon next week  |
| Bro u should not have downed like this 💀 |
| Or both. Tank tomorrow, then moon next week |
| What was the implied move for NVDA? Sure looks like a theta feast. |
| So NVDA 160 tomorrow |
| There should be a hub for all that corn. |
| In the last NVDA earnings, the big dip didn’t come until day 2 |
| Bro u should not have downed like this 💀 |
| Wash your mouth before meeting me behind Wendy’s dumpster tomorrow BEAR |
| It literally has more profit than Apple now. A lot more.\n\nApple last earning gaap net income: 14.7billion\n\nNvidia gaap net income: 19.3billion\n\n\nFor anyone asking how can they be the most valuable company in the world they are making more than Apple. |
| Theta gang emerges victorious. |
| just milking the IV implosion |
| Not all Rivn models qualify towards the EV tax credit. Some are only have of the full credit, they should survive if it’s cut. Live in Monterey, CA and in the last year I have seen more Rivn than Tsla. |
| That 10mins after ER was the most intense AH trading I've seen... |
| Walmart doesn't care. |
| RKLB🥳 |
| The moment market opens, it’s gonna sink like 2-3% from people selling 100% |
| I still don't get the point of A.I. I must admit |
| Hope CORZ continues climbing |
| I hope this goes the way of the tulip |
| NVDA dead and flat. All calls and puts smoked. Thanks for playing. |
| The Jersey Mike’s cheesesteak is the best you can do in a lot of the country. |
| Bullish on Reddit tbh , just like NFLX server fail was bullish |
| I got puts |
| Make 200-400 million losses per quarter. |
| Florida |
| just getting off work please forgive me |
| Lion > Bear |
| Read the room and go back to your stinky cave |
| I've seen your profile. Read your comments. \n\nI have a horrible feeling you will lose everything, please be sensible. |
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| 150 by morning |
| "I understand this math", okay |
| Puts on mstr.. absurd valuation |
| Hang on! I ain't losing my shit if you drop $2 and change in earnings. Bring it on, beaches!!! |
| Partake in what? |
| This shit crashed off NvDa |
| Wtf man? |
| Fake dip. NVDA huge bull move tomorrow +4-7%. |
| Hang on! I ain't losing my shit if you drop $2 and change in earnings. Bring it on, beaches!!! |
| I wait for leather jacket guy speech |
| IV is gonna fuck you up regard |
| "I understand this math", okay |
| Wtf |
| Test |
| Reddit went down last Nvidia earnings too. Way too coincidental. |
| Where my NVDA theta gang members at? \n\n#Show yourselves |
| That's cause you're deaf bro |
| Every ally will buy these drones after the most powerful land force on earth declared they were doing so. Just watch. |
| Too bad it's lion season. It's time for some poaching  |
| Reddit went down last Nvidia earnings too. This is way too coincidental. |
| Holding my leather jacket close to my heart right now |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| MY NVDA CALLS BETTER PRINT TF |
| Hummm they don't want us united... |
| They will even reach $7 trillion, it can only go up. |
| Too bad it's lion season. It's time for some poaching  |
| Hi |
| An idiot. |
| Every time NVDA reports, the Reddit servers implode. Annoying. |
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| You should naked short it.\n\nThis is official financial advice 🙌 |
| Any thoughts on overwriting? |
| Reddit? You alive? |
| going to my local chinese rubber and asking for 10 women at one time |
| GameStop when it’s near $20 then wait til it prints |
| Welp. |
| Lol I bought SNOW puts I'm like 0/100 |
| Nvda go down you bitch  |
| Good thing I sold CC....  |
| I did a little peepee move and sold 50k of tight credit spreads for 25k payout on MSTR for this friday exp. 540/550 strikes. |
| How does one stumble across such a stock before the big news release? |
| It's called a spirit bomb. It's gonna drop $20 just for fucking that up  |
| "Each GeForce RTX™ 4070 comes with two leather jackets."\n\n🚀🚀🚀 |
| I am the first to comment |
| I keep seeing that there are comments here, they are just mystical and not appearing in front of me!\n\nEither I’ve reached peak regard, or Reddit sucks! Seriously, crashing twice on nvidia earnings?! Cmon |
| Go back to your amc subreddit 😂 |
| Puts on reddit |
| Hah! |
| Time and place, and this is certainly the place. |
| MARA will moon |
| Puts on Reddit engineers   |
| Gloomy ahh boy |
| I didn't hear no bell!  |
| I still wear shirts from freshman year of college. That was over a decade ago. My office clothes are the same ones I bought when I got my first job. If it ain't broke dont fix it. Meanwhile my wife buys new clothes all the time. |
| I mean there stock is up 200% in a year lol |
| Obviously we need nvda, otherwise they’re going to shut down reddit servers lol |
| NVDA bears in shambles. $145C weeklies printing in the AM |
| Neutral play on NVDA earnings always works |
| We could get some good guidance too during the call for nvda could help |
| Tomorrow sell off or Shrek? |
| Whoever made that snow post thank you stranger. Made 217% |
| From previous posts everyone has faith in RKLB, LUNR, RXRX, SOFi, and ACHR. |
| Oh my Gourd  |
| TXRH |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 610.0 before 22-Nov-2024 10:06 PM -05 |
| Bro got generational debt instead |
| Like asking anytime from 2002-2024 if microsoft or apple was a good buy |
| This will trade sideways and all the weekly options will be worthless. Won't explode until the new year. |
| I would think the new administration would affect their affiliation. |
| Puts on this pos app |
| Too busy smelling each others heinies |
| Mstr |
| *NVDA: Demand is outpacing supply...*\n\nMarket: Short this garbage to the ground. Let's go buy MSTR. |
| Bulls “Bears are fucked”, Bears “Bulls are fucked” NVDA “You’re both fucked” |
| I’m still in for NVDA  |
| Many millions. |
| Hahahahahaaaaaa |
| How the hell is NVDA not extremely overvalued. I must be missing something. Like 140b in annual revenue and a 3 trillion market cap? How? |
| They said it could even be plus or minus 2% which would be between 36.75 and 38.25. I think this stock is being overvalued. |
| Reddit ain’t working smh |
| NVDA is trying to tank, but the world is keeping it up like theyre sending Ki for the big bang. tomorrow will be nice |
| Yeah, but the stock price is +195%. |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 165.0 before 07-Dec-2024 01:18 AM -05 |
| $MSTR |
| Reddit ain’t working smh |
| Bet? |
| !banbet |
| Mstr calls forever |
| Back to the kid's table with Reddit. Embarrassing that it's still so reliably unreliable. |
| You are 2 years late  |
| First |
| Booooo Theta Gang. So boring. 🥱 |
| Back to the kid's table with Reddit. Embarrassing that it's still so reliably unreliable. |
| wtf |
| Rapidly slowing revenue growth |
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| Here comes the V, all dressed in green |
| So mentioning a.i will not save a stock anymore ? |
| $snow just boomed and was talked about today |
| Heh heh |
| Lol at my Target at LEAST 90 percent of the models they have pictured around the store are of 1 particular demographic. I personally don’t care, but it’s worth asking why they’d make a decision like that. The answer is pandering, and it’s insulting. I don’t need to be lectured when I go there to pick up my $13 natural deodorant, thanks |
| If you follow the trend, a lot of de-spacs from a couple years back have been exploding and have become this sub’s favorites: ASTS, RKLB, LUNR, IONQ, etc... I would dig into what other despacs happened during that timeframe that got destroyed and haven’t recovered, and research from there. Lots of good names. |
| NVDA is fighting like a lion boys |
| We got one. Yay!!! |
| Holy fuk SNOW LOL  |
| You’re talking about the biggest company in the world at its all time high. The AI element is attractive, but is it priced in? |
| *que YMCA theme |
| NVDA is still the play. Rich assholes have nowhere else to put their money. NVDA is like a shitcoin, but better. See y'all tomorrow! |
| We got one. Yay!!! |
| # |
| Holding my very very few nvda calls to Valhalla. Stocks too. Tomorrow when the sun rises the world will know and will want to be a part of it. VAMOOOOOOSSSSS!!! |
| https://finance.yahoo.com/m/b544774b-dce9-344a-8b3e-1f54ca39db6b/nvidia-beats-q3-targets-but.html\n\n\n Cuckadoo dledoooshoulda bought qcom puts nerds 🤓 |
| That’s pretty good, right ?🍾👍 |
| v by open 🙂 |
| # |
| what is going on with this site right now? |
| Congrats. Now don't follow any WSB advice from here on out so you can keep that money |
| I just want to sleep in…\n\n\n…on my rocket…to the moon. |
| I joined the train and made $400 |
| Bro, I mean this in the nicest possible way. You're a kid. You've only been in the finance world for 5 minutes, and you're a truck driver.\n\nYou have done very well, but please do not be arrogant enough to think you have cracked the code and your set for life as a trader. You have a lot to learn, and I really, really hope you continue to smash it.\n\nYour strategy sounds plausible, but Saylor could easily pull the rug as well. This whole crypto space is new to the world, and no one KNOW's what will happen. I say this holding bitcoin and eth for years as well. \n\nTake some profit and play with the rest. If you have cracked this game, you will make more money anyway. If you don't believe you could pull anything like this off ever again... then that tells you that you need to take profit now. |
| loadd |
| RedWire Space.\n\nSpace company with almost no volume, despite doing great things. Slowly running up.\n\nWill explode like the other space stocks when discovered |
| Here till Dec |
| Oof |
| that SoB did it again. how the fuck are they able to continuously meet these high revenue expectations and add $2B surprise each time. with that said, the stock probably pull back after this lol. |
| u/spez has puts. |
| go ahead and start talking your shit, Jensen. 15 minutes til lift off |
| Let him cook |
| 100% YOLO in $BAER; CEO stepped down and became US Senate. |
| Let him cook |
| Selling AMD 😡 |
| Don’t worry boys\n\nIt’s going to stutter for a bit but it’s only going up |
| Welp it was a good run. Buying puts on Nvidia earnings from here on out. \n\nAlso fuck this dogshit site that’s clearly maintained by interns |
| The news is phenomenal for NVDA. This AH dip is just artificial from MMs to spook retail and gobble up shares at a discount. |
| puts on RDDT\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/comments/1gvan5b/mail_connection/ly0djwx/ |
| New Reddit servers… ffs guys, twice in a row! |
| Not enough glass cases |
| I doubt $COIN gets added due to the crypto narrative (for now) but what do you think. Workday and Trade Desk are on my list I posted [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/1gu7pfu/sp_500_rebalancing_trade/) |
| I joined the MSTR train. Up $400. |
| Where is everyone? At wendys? |
| Flat day confirmed. |
| Calls on Reddit. This crash is actually very good news |
| anyone? |
| Meet me behind Wendy’s, I’ll share my next play. |
| 🚀. How much are you up after hours? |
| Holding my very very few nvda calls to Valhalla. Stocks too. Tomorrow when the sun rises the world will know and will want to be a part of it. VAMOOOOOOSSSSS!!! |
| Going to bet on NVDA and going to bet Reddit gets some new Blackwell chips \n\nBullish |
| Calls on Reddit. This crash is actually very good news |
| Good thing nobody cares what you think |
| yeah you can figure it out. \n\nif stock is up pre-market, its a call day (not because its up pre-market) - wait till 10:15 am\n\nit will come down first and then take off |
| rklb anyone |
| nvda fails = full port on puts |
| Only $37 billion revenue expected for next quarter? Are they at maximum production? Demand isn't an issue as gross margins are 75%. |
| Bro don’t forget to take some profits my friend. I’ve been there the last crypto cycle. You could easy take initial investment out now |
| That’s the word on the street, hope to God yall right |
| Jensen still loves you, 🌈🐻s\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/mnjuuhlkm42e1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a03dd4d1184d286e850e90eeb72633902d75f5a |
| REDDIT WHY WONT YOU LET ME CONSUMEEEEEE |
| Anyone trade SPY options anymore? Or is it just mstr thru and thru |
| Oh…I had 134s. We on the same team. |
| The market is truly regarded. |
|  |
| Bioharvest Sciences (BHST) |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 130.0 before 21-Nov-2024 02:01 PM -05 |
| So it missed the most crazy unrealistic expectation but doubled what it did previously and beat the avg expectation... |
| !banbet |
| #FIRST |
| What could possibly go wrong with pension funds paying 3X the BTC price just to get around the rules that are setup to stop them from gambling on things like BTC... |
| cocaine |
| Literally, fucking bullshit |
| First |
| I get it's Reddit's fault, but mods you really need to get your shit together and fix the main thread. Beyond useless |
| This is pitiful, can’t see any comments in this thread  |
| It was just a quick joke at the time. But the more I think about it the more I think it’s correct. Powell has more direct impact on people’s lives than the President. The President can sign laws into place but they need to go through Congress. Powell can raise or lower rates and that has a direct, immediate impact in the lives of most Americans. |
| SPY +20%! |
| Nvda earnings unique opportunity they said… |
| It's the mods faults  |
| It happened last time nvidia had earnings.\n\nShould have prepped.\n\nCalls. |
| Pint and chippy |
| I am learning all of this 5c 12/27 is the 5$ call right? It alike already past it right? How does that work? It would be more expensive and any jelp on the greeks i am trying to figure them out? Thank you for your help man |
| Congrats to SNOW |
| They pay a 1 cent dividend 😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/4n6qkmjcm42e1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a69e5a39ec37444df8e745076af558df90655ef |
| Puts on reddit servers. |
| DJT will buy it don’t worry |
| This is messed up. |
| Wait until all Chinese made products get more expensive due to tariffs 🤣 |
| https://preview.redd.it/vbdvorebm42e1.jpeg?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb39b49022b573bb45080011a6aa637d19847be7 |
| I guess we won't be twice the size of GOOGL today. |
| Day 10 (+10%): Am I really just lucky? \nDay 1000 (-90%): No it's the market that is wrong |
| $COCK |
| Dude, this shit reminds me of the way people were acting in 1999. |
| NVDA will run tomorrow |
| It's time for NVDA to start paying a dividend and moving like the rest of the mega caps. The euphoria is over, guys.\n\nI'm not saying it won't go up in the future, but it's grown to its industry peak. Unless Nvidia starts branching out into other products, it's a dividend play. |
| It's time for NVDA to start paying a dividend and moving like the rest of the mega caps. The euphoria is over, guys.\n\nI'm not saying it won't go up in the future, but it's grown to its industry peak. Unless Nvidia starts branching out into other products, it's a dividend play. |
| Reddit needs some NVDA chips. Whatever garbage they're running on needs to be thrown in the trash 🗑️ |
| MSTR |
| Fuck nvda \nFuck reddit too |
| Hahahaha |
| Unfuckingbelievable  |
| And Down around 1% AH ? Hilarious 🙄 |
| You can make 5X money, you just have to figure out if it lands heads or tails beforehand. |
| OKLO |
| if people cant afford shit ... well... |
| They really had to put the blanket over our parrot cage huh? |
| Hi chatgpt |
| I’m giving out cheap handjobs to fund my gambling addiction. |
| Nvda whyyy |
| Here’s to hoping. NVDA is a monster and looks good through year’s end regardless |
| Nvidia Madoff Investments LLC |
| First 🥇 |
| Here because the other thread broken.. |
| Guh |
| Do not rope tomorrow folks. |
| NVDA: "What this market want from a ninja?" |
| puts on reddit server is taking shits. |
| Intel |
| Groceries |
| TSLA calls will hopefully print tomorrow. Its retesting resistance on low volume and if NVDA misses expectations even by a little bit I bet investors will want to diversify their tech holdings. Theyre too overweight on NVDA. Its literally priced for perfection. Theres also a Tariff risk(if Trump passes it) that might erode their crazy profit margins. Since most of their chips are made in Taiwan. |
| Dudes front running the nations to accumulate Bitcoin |
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| Poop |
| 100% growth priced in. What a time to be alive |
| Thanks Nostradamus. “In a time of massive IV, the stock will be volatile.” Insightful. |
| A YoY increase of 94%?? Pfft best I could do is three fiddy. |
| Shouldn’t it fucking rise? |
| My NVDA DEC 160 calls are cooked. Looks like Santa is doing a flyby my house this year. Sorry kids, you can blame Reddit being down for no gifts |
| If target is that bad, Nordstrom is next  |
| Idk if I should laugh or cry |
| just have to figure out calls or puts tomorrow |
| You’ll print brother |
| Lol what a take. Its not dollar general. Your car is fine. |
| Theta gang straight up about to ascend to godhood because of NVDA |
| Don’t kill the messenger,quit the game. |
| you can make 5X money tomorrow on nvda options. |
| Love nothing burgers, holographic meat |
| I CANT IM STUCK |
| All depends on your strike price. |
| mao + laugh = lmao |
| I had a panic when I forgot to close out my NVIDIA Jan calls before close but now I’m just confused. Is good news bad news still (or not good enough news)? |
| DNN |
| MAJOR congrats and fuck you! |
| A plain black goodfellow button up is like $40 bucks its insane and is also like, the very obviously reason they are losing their ass. Greed. |
| Degens flooding this website for Nvidia earnings info & aftermarket react |
| GET OUT OF MY HEAD |
| Nvidia lmfao blood bath at open tomorrow |
| and fyi Jensen still loves you even if you’re a bull becoming a bear\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/l0483mlel42e1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dbc1c74a336fa8258061ed5e4a6680e254891e2 |
| The only play that should be in consideration with a chapter 11 company is in the higher classes of debt (and even then there is a lot of risk). Equity holders will get wiped out nearly every time. \n\nSome classes of debt will be repaid and some can convert to equity in the newco—this is where money can be made if you end up with the right class of debt holders. \n\nHowever, if you buy debt as a small, retail investor, you’re just hoping the reorg plan the big boys push through benefits you…you won’t really have a say in anything unless you buy up 34% of the debt class (bankruptcy rules). \n\nThe defunct oldco equity is almost always worthless and should be avoided. \n\nInvestors in this space usually go or hire someone to represent them at class meetings to know what’s going on and who has an edge. \n\nRead Vulture Investors by Hilary Rosenberg to get a really entertaining look into that world. |
| I can’t believe Reddit went down earlier and I had to form my own thoughts and opinions for a whole 30 minutes. |
| Google “survivorship bias” |
| We either tank a lot or moon a bit next few days for NVDA |
| >NVIDIA will pay its next quarterly cash dividend of $0.01 per share on December 27, 2024, to all shareholders of record on December 5, 2024.\n\nLOL this killed me. Better get in now |
| Well how screwed are you? |
| Beats expectations, stonk goes down |
|  |
| LUNR |
| This is a 16 year old house of cards!! Haha I dare you to short MSTR or BTC. Do it! |
| Even if I go both ways I still get fuk |
| Nvidia got wreck 2nd earning |
| nvda. 💰🫡 |
| Get rid of my new TGT luggage |
| Some people greed is just delusional… the company has been growing incredibly well but of course no 200% this year |
| Rip reddit 😎🙏🏻 |
| Just bought 15k shares! |
| Reddit fucking sucks |
| Why is Reddit such a piece of shit |
| Calls and puts are both toast. |
| Up 20$ after hours. My options are in the money. If it stays this way on opening tomorrow that was a SUPER fair play. |
| Age of AI in full Steam surely means Shrek cok right |
| Direct correlation between price of corn and Reddit traffic. Calls all day |
| Theta   |
| Your wish is my command. |
| Reddit needs more gerbils to spin the wheels |
| This happened the last time nvda earning |
| Only said AI 4 times. Rookie mistake |
| How is this possible if it take 2 hours to earnings |
| 💯 |
| Heading to target to buy some SMCI computer with Nvidia graphics |
| NVDA Earnings broke Reddit |
| Wtf is happening here |
| NVDA LETS GOOOOO |
| Coke and a lady |
| Same thank fuck |
| Wtf Reddit!!! |
| Lmao this AI article was programmed to cope before the earnings dropped |
| Nothing burger |
| Reddit servers mysteriously crash on the exact same time NVDA reported earnings last Q, hmm. MM cucks, yall listening? |
| Reddit better buys some NVDA chips to let their servers run properly. |
| NVDA dropping because it didn't beat earnings by 1,000,000% |
| https://preview.redd.it/laqm9krqk42e1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=667beafaa235f39ff1cade997585e98b53689a1a |
| Reddit down while this happens lol |
| You may be getting a phone call from the SEC. |
| Does it still count as a V if the lines are vertical? |
| I was promised generational gains |
| BIDU was the Ai play. CHY-NA |
| What's NVDA doing? Temped to put a buy order... |
| Market has same vibes as a 5 foot woman not wanting to date a 5’10’’ man because he’s not 6 foot tall |
| Did you learn anything today?  |
| I would soo buy 👵 |
| It’s over, NVDA down. Go home  |
| I'm personally not planning to touch MSTR and the way that its business model is set up is potentially problematic. But as long as they can cover the cost of Bitcoin purchases by issuing new shares or taking on debt they can service, it really kind of is an infinite money glitch assuming the value of Bitcoin continues rising long term. It doesn't even really matter what happens to the price of Bitcoin or their share price as long as they are maintaining positive cash flows with their regular business operations. Bitcoin will enter bear markets, their market cap and share price will fall and yet they shouldn't have to do anything in a Bitcoin bear market except maybe push the pause button on buying more Bitcoin. As long as shareholders understand that they're basically buying a Bitcoin proxy, there's really no problem there unless the price of Bitcoin falls so low that their stock gets delisted or something.\n\nBut Bitcoin itself definitely isn't a ponzi scheme (even though some crypto currency scams with premining and central issuance clearly are). In the worst case scenario, Bitcoin is an example of a tulip mania, but that will only be proven to be the case if people collectively decide it no longer has intrinsic value. I can foresee several potential ways that might happen, but I firmly believe the most likely way it will is if it's supplanted by a superior digital currency because I think Bitcoin's underlying technologies and characteristics (like the Blockchain, proof of work, no central issuance, and a fixed supply) are critical to the success of a digital currency going forward as a long term store of wealth. For Bitcoin to be supplanted, it would likely require a sudden and total loss of trust in the security of the Bitcoin protocol from some kind of attack on the network or the underlying cryptography (e.g. if quantum computers completely break SHA-256 before Bitcoin switches to something superior or something). Otherwise Bitcoin has an incredibly difficult to overcome first mover advantage over other crypto currencies and that's why I don't see it going anywhere any time soon. |
| What kind of stupid ass bullshit is this. NVDA beats expectations and tanks 4%. \n\nWhy the fuck does this shit always happen when I'm holding. |
| Garbage server |
| Wtf |
| My NVDA 139p and SPY 587p go brrrrrrrr? |
| Oh my Gourd  |
| Rigged |
| Good thing I didn't hold any calls through these NVDA earnings. Literally expect NVDA to face rip green tomorrow if it holds above $135-140. |