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| I'm holding 75 202.5c for tomorrow bought at like 10:30 should have sold before noon |
| they leave that boy ass with a carton knot |
| Oil seems to want to be $100+ going into this weekend. That should be good for stocks. |
| Iran this iran that \n\nI ran up 6 figures in debt 😎 |
| Why do people go there, repeatedly? |
| Once all the AI companies switch over to making shoes the market is going to go crazy. |
| Mango went from “I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY” \n\nto \n\n“I DECLARE CEASEFIRE” |
| up 10% in a month already |
| My tits are NOT jacked |
| You already have a bet going - ASTS to 105.0 before 19-May-2026 01:02 PM -05 |
| !banbet I am absolutely convinced ASTS has some huge announcement coming up, PR hasn’t said a fucking thing in forever. I am speculating a Blue origin investment or some sort of Amazon partnership. Grab calls a month out at $100 and watch the gains come in, PR has been dead silent, won’t even congratulate or retweet static fire success |
| 🌈🐻 unite |
| What happened yesterday? |
| Wen spy 800 |
| That I fully agree with. |
| Post Numbers pussy 🥱 |
| Have you considered starting an inverse ETF? |
| TSM does that after every earnings |
| No |
| Oh no. |
| It doesn’t have to it’s provacative |
| You belong here. |
| call time |
| https://preview.redd.it/wovdj5bv7lvg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a5506c03caecbd63eabb05cbdbfc220382111bc\n\n4 years\n\nFor most investors, pretty low\n\nFor most people, can't believe their flipping minds.\n\nAnd all it required was to not spend,not sell and watch YouTube because Netflix is expensive :)) |
| Do bears unironically think the market will just tank after 10 straight Green Day’s? At best AT BEST you’ll get a day or two of consolidation before a real move back under 700 |
| Bought DOCN this morning at 77, looking at CAT and HII, below the trendline rn. |
| At least SecDef quotes other Tarantino movies in private…like Django Unchained |
| MARA is so bullish rn |
| Not buying TSLA 0dte calls yesterday will haunt me for the rest of my life |
| Fomo is a b tch |
| 4/20 690 🙂 |
| 🍆💦🫵🫶😈🤌🫦🥵🙈🥜🥽 |
| CAR puts |
| only half paying attention today \n\nwas there news, or just a good old fashioned rugging? |
| So many folks convinced they can read the market to just get burned down the line.\nI know cause I’m folks lol |
| AMD up TSM down.... Interesting |
| I can't believe I bought puts at 680 and calls at 700 only to lose everything on both |
| Maybe if Netflix pops on earnings I can afford the new Netflix price increase! |
| A little more then that |
| You realize it just goes down by as much as the dividend payout on the ex div date right |
| Wow that energy screams confident in oneself and loved by many /s |
| QQQ and SPY barely green should get another nice move up |
| Yes it works for bullshit too |
| Not sure how this will help anyone, or what plays you could make from this info, but:\n\nThere is a big increase coming on May 1st for oil and grease in addition to the increase that happened yesterday. \n\nFlagship 5w-30 oils are not being made right now because base 3 stock is heavily depleted. They are doing this in order to make the cheaper full syn 5w-30 products. If this trend continues, there could be a major shortage on full synthetic oils. \n\nSo, if anything, get your oil changed now if you're close. |
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| Psyche you thought???? |
| HELP - I'M MILDLY SCARED BUT VERY HORNY. |
| Next stop 705 |
| I asked you about airplane tickets, not concert tickets. The concert ticket company is already breaking the law (see OP), them also being negligent or doing other side scams at the same time is not surprising. That should all be pretty much addressed if there were a lot of competition, people would just stop using the scammy one and go with a competitor with competition available.\n\nI asked about airlines because that's a case where we DO have healthy competition, between ticketing sites I mean not just airlines. You don't see anything like these problems there, nor double bookings, etc. BECAUSE THEY HAVE COMPETITION.\n\n> This isn't the airlines pal.\n\nYeah, because they don't have competition, and the airline bookings do |
| Moon. |
| i bought nvda calls cause you called it grim and it started immediately pumpng |
| It's strange to watch the entire economic and financial industry to throw every penny they have At one of the shittiest proof of concept deployments you could imagine. \n\n\nIt has its uses but like a tool it depends on the artisan most of all |
| California: Man becomes obese while training for marathon |
| I didn’t close out my calls for $300 profit and instead got stop lossed go $200 loss. \n\n$500 swing and I’m\nMad at myself |
| there ain't no way this shits ever dying |
| I just bought some SOFI actually , and MARA. Bought Oklo last week, which is 👌 |
| people gotta stop shorting rental car companies. lol. didn't this happen a year or 2 ago with Hertz too?? |
| Cope harder |
| Cadbury fruit and nut |
| 1.2k* |
| Damn I hate being out of settled cash, only 10k now before I can play with the big boys |
| well i hope i didnt miss it. heres to a 4th |
| Sofi calls for earnings are cheap everyone. Just won best bank of all time award. |
| markets rubbing their big round bellies after lunch.....refreshed and ready for shrek |
| Stop being poor |
| Nice, keep it up 👍 |
| We're going back to Islamabad |
| More sellers vs buyers for nbis\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7qxe6vgj7lvg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b132a68b6d9564ddbbee871c5c467994bfeddbc2 |
| Cause I thought we were going toppier |
| Reality is finally setting in for oil that the situation has straight up gotten worse |
| And now the red candle is turning into a doji. Glad I didnt sell. |
| power of friendship ass market |
| Until GLP-1 is in Doritos form, I'm not f\*cking with it |
| The level of corruption a country can tolerate is directly proportional to their gdp. |
| Your swiggly lines mean nothing and u are poor |
| I’ve contacted Shoppers Drug Mart to stop selling me Tylenol. All I can do is Fentanyl. |
| Honestly what the fuck even is this market. Absolutely nothing makes sense lmfao |
| ATH |
| Fucking boring just drop |
| https://preview.redd.it/lfu2w32j7lvg1.jpeg?width=1033&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb72e4d0ba7865c751ef95696a169837a318c6fb |
| Uranium or Sofi |
| ngl spent too much time in last 2 days with 0dtes, having made 4x, its still not worth for my brain damage and butt pain from all the g force, time for a break fak you bradar good luck |
| Why don't futures move to reflect that? Oil has been over $100/barrel for at least several weeks yet futures tend to stay around $90s |
| Hope you guys loaded up your 702c cause this shit is about to blow |
| Certainly this pump will stay |
| All of that could be priced in already, and even moderately good news could result in selling, or IV crush. Or it could moon. I know nothing. |
| probably higher lol |
| ;( |
| NO RED DAYS ALLOWED ❌❌❌ |
| 11:05 SPY bounced off yesterday's close and did it again if you bought puts thinking no way would they F me twice that's on you. Never EVER short at ATH on daily chart, if you do get in and out quickly |
| LOL |
| May4th is victory over Romans day, how do I short the pope |
| bers reminiscing fondly of the days people were getting blown up and companies collapsing |
| bears never learn sigh |
| What would you recommend instead |
| This shit closing flat red zzz 😒 |
| SPY Head and Shoulders 🤞 Also unreal that a -2% day means going from $700 to $686. That's the lucrative gamblers bet over Calls right now imro. |
| This hurts |
| $MARA ✅🤝🙏🏻 |
| ⬆️⬇️? |
| Is AMD still worth a buy? Should I divert some of my Roth IRA into this? |
| Market runs on similar algorithms to Stake. If they see you have low battery they'll take your money cause they know you're desperate and poor\n\n\nCharge your phone for infinite gains |
| Whiplash that nobody but the billionaires got in on |
| Do you see me eating mice? |
| I guess it will pump back to daily highs? |
| That’s why you hold all day |
| Whew that was close |
| there is no european socialism and you’re a retard |
| Bro that shit just bounced off 700 like it ain’t ever going back |
| Exactly why it still is going higher. Inverse Reddit currently won’t work because bears are just pretending. So, just follow sentiment |
| why not? |
| Noooooooooo my pooooootz that I bought on a confirmation signal. How could anyone have predicted it was going to green dildo off a 5m ema50. \n\n\nI’m in shambles. |
| If you just did SPY and USO TA all day you could more or less predict marketwide movement every single day. Genuinely crazy. Then there’s the freak days where they’re both up |
| Fak you bradar, fak you bols, fak you bers, fak you being priced in, fak you why dip, fak you why pump, fak you oil, fak your V, fak your corn, fak your mango bradar, fak your puts, fak your calls, fak your fakink fak bradar |
| Mid ass chocolate crackers |
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| 🙂 |
| This is an engineered squeeze btw. 87% of public shares are shorted. There's are two funds that between them own 100% of shares, one of them bought with the intention of starting this short squeeze. Avis is doing a 5 million share offering but you know they're going to drop it out slowly over months. When the dust settles I'll bet the two hedge funds don't sell a share but Avis raises enough money to wipe out its debt. |
| Congratulations 🎊 👏 |
| instant 1 dollar bounce on SPY as soon as it hit red\n\ncouldn't make this shit up if you tried |
| wut |
| $TSLA |
| 10% up in 11 straight days... I'm getting erect thinking about what will happen when those stop losses start to kick in during a low liquidity market. |
| GLXY |
| I’m gonna wait for a week and put it in rddt probably |
| It’s only Lebanon and Israel |
| Default rate doesn’t matter as long as you charge enough interest |
| pump NVDA pumppppp |
| I hope some of y'all listened and full ported like I advised an hour ago |
| We all knew it was going to be a chop/flat day. |
| they won't let this drop lol |
| I feel like having a KitKat |
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| bear delusion as per usual |
| “OpEx tOmOrRoW bE cArEfUl” |
| unreal |
| They might be okay. \n\nWe had a post of a bunch of Canadians talking about this one day and what we found was that the CRA didn't bother with most people if they weren't trading many stocks within a 7 day period and the amounts had to be significantly high. \n\nIt's hard to say, the rules are really grey and not clear at all besides just a vibe of what the CRA thinks as far as what they constitute as day trading and they won't seem to be clear in a way of like "X trades in Y hours" kind of way. \n\nThere were a few redditors that ran into issue but out of the self reporting people it only seemed like 1-5% of them had any experience with such a CRA issue. So there's definitely a chance but I wouldn't say it's likely. Their employment numbers have been decimated the last while too which helps.\n\nYou definitely shouldn't day trade in a TFSA but if it's not been long and they stop, they might get overlooked. |
| there is an Israeli ceasefire on my portfolio right now |
| Buls about to start a prayer circle bc they’re so over leveraged on copium and truthings |
| Bears thought they were getting thrown a life jacket but it was actually a dumbbell 🤣 |
| Why is that..what changes |
| Started buying at $99.7. Spent $1000 on the initial position. $110 calls for 4/17 Then I sold them for 73% and entered the $111 calls for 4/23. I started selling the $111 calls on the way up and sold my last bunch at $107. All in all I made $2450 in profit. |
| What the fuck is happening with avis. Shorts getting destroyed |
| Amazing flair btw, just superb |
| All ceasefires will come to an end this weekend just watch. And by that I mean "the war will be over" and we go up another 8% over the weekend |
| thanks for announcing the sale |
| Say what you want about the market dropping right now, but the fact that QQQ is still +0.45% on the day is pretty crazy |
| V |
| Just a healthy pullback you fools |
| as we talked about SPY bounced again off yesterday's close to trap more bears for next leg up first it was at 11:05 |
| it dropped. |
| That’s not the actual loss, that’s the loss of buying power. Which is orders of magnitude different. |
| there was 3 days of it |
| surely the position i have is not in trouble since i went to a meeting for two hours. surely there is no way the market dropped or ripped. |
| whyd you buy calls at the top then |
| Why the fuck would you buy anything right now? |
| the buy the dip guys |
| Congrats in advance if you bought that comical little shitdip. See you at 702. |
| Rip up commencing in T-3…2… |
| 50, cause it either happens or it doesnt |
| Bears pretending to be bulls. Lol |
| Just the absurdity of the whole situation.\n\n-> 6 months of sideways below 700\n\n-> Tech earnings more AI Capex and no AI returns, dump, fears of bubble.\n\n-> War in the middle east, critical shipping route closed. Oil doubles, dump.\n\n-> Couple of BS tweets, new ATH, 700 is the floor now. No change at all in the previous bullets.\n\nEarnings again this month.\n\nHonestly Im not even a ber but what the fuck… |
| we chillin |
| Shut up and Just buy the dip |
| they bought puts? pump it |
| I haven't used Claude but my programmer buddies do, and my partner who is doing her MSC in data uses it and they design LLMs of sorts for data management, and they all love it as well. The capabilities are pretty good, but of course there's a long way to go. Running out of tokens seems to be an issue. |
| What the fuck SPY, my calls at the top are getting fucked. |
| it's literally magical strength that's keeping spy green |
| Theta fucks you both for the flawless victory |
| 100%. mfs really think it's gonna close opex this high above max pain skull emoji |
| Guys there hasn't been any good news yet. 🥭 Proclaiming there is a ceasefire holds less weight than a rumor until Israel and Lebanon actually come out and confirm it. We should all know 🥭 just be saying shit by now |
| TSLA calls exp tomorrow .05 for 445 strike, only a 14% gain, could happen with a squeeze des nuts |
| I hope you don't think the pump is done. |
| IV crush if you win, gains wiped out if you lose |
| This chat is always more fun when things going down even if ur a bol |
| ok bad news over! thank u for buying puts let's get back to pumping |
| i was promised brainless melt up. \n\n \nwheres my 1% day |
| Playing earnings for the first time since I swore them off last year… Netflix calls…. I’d recommend full port Netflix puts to all of you |
| if you were to put 3k in shares rn what u got? |
| Yes. |
| Airlines are beginning to cut flights due to jet fuel scarcity |
| This is my favorite newish meme. |
| algo boring |
| This is when the full port 0dte call retardation unfortunately doesn’t play out. |
| Please V PLEASE |
| Works until it doesn't |
| take nbis profits before convertible notes |
| We hit the floor obvious calls |
| V incoming? |
| HEZBOLLAH said no |
| nice, i would’ve done the same for a quick scalp but my calls haven’t settled yet 😭 |
| I needed to hear that ❤️ |
| But it’s still above 700, people like you give ber bad name |
| The drop will be Biblical |
| I hope this shit snaps like a mortal combat finisher we are so over extended |
| Price action tells me algo regardless |
| I'm gonna touch some grass |
| so we gotta keep track of 2 ceases fires now? us and iran and israel and lebannon |
| Now turn 70000 in 7000000 in 3 days |
| I've been thinking about buying puts on this stock. I'm waiting a bit longer for it to exhaust itself. Puts at anything above $300 I think are a guarantee with a time range longer than 3 months. |
| i thought oil and spy were inversely related |
| Tesler stop going down you stupid fuck |
| Fuck you |
| If $700 doesn’t hold I think we bigly red tomorrow |
| Why? |
| Did you lay yourself off? |
| Kodak Camera had a secret nuclear reactor in their basement for "research" once too.\n\n[https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kodak-nuclear-reactor\_n\_1515463](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kodak-nuclear-reactor_n_1515463) |
| MSFT wants to break 420. Let’s give it some juice! |
| It’s going to go back up so quickly you won’t even be able to buy calls |
| I feel the urge to buy 702's.... |
| SPY IT IS ILLEGAL TO FALL BELOW 700 |
| I knew we shouldn’t have let bers start buying calls… |
| with the way this chat is, you would think spy was below 700 |
| Please MM shut these cocky bulls up 🙏 |
| I think you meant 705 😏 |
| Tell me the last time you wore shoes |
| GOOGL reversing |
| This |
| No I dont, im betting on the scheduling statements due from all parties next week and any states AG making potential statements in the meantime to drive the price back into the mid-low 140 range which is where I would like to sell. If it doesn't happen I lose $500, if it does, I profit ~$2500. |
| Sh-long! |
| 🤣 |
| Honestly, I still like NOW at this price. |
| Bols 😂😂😂 |
| its def not a bear market, ppl just taking profits right now |
| It pops deep into monetization. \n\n\nRight now. Claude misto or mythico or whatever is being marketed to businesses for managers to input a set amount of money for their employees to utilize Claude on projects... If you've used Claude, you know that you can put in a perfect prompt and Claude is still going to ask you a bunch of dumb questions when it's done. The project is still going to require you to go over the whole thing and fix his mistakes. Any mistakes that are made will be put on the employee because of how AI liability works. Now it won't take too long for the managers who are deploying this project to realize how trash it is compared to just having people who know what they're doing. \n\n\nPretty sure that's when the bubbles going to pop. Soon. |
| Imagine listening to idk Belgium or something and deciding to sell |
| Calls on butt stuff |
| Bro is not me |
| Don't you guys think orange word for ending war is not really something we should trust |
| As the spy still sits at 700 lmao |
| that's a lot of taxes to pay too |
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| The 1Hr chart for NVDA today lol. Huge red candle wick. On 1/4 the volume of last candle (green). 35 minutes left. |
| I’m not selling Mr. Market my puts. We going lower |
| SPY is playing red is lava |
| So is this the ber market they were yapping about? |
| I'd rather play "guess which hand" at this point |
| # AUTISM |
| Too many open puts this week being opex. It’s pinned (not well given the thrash) |
| nvda chart looking grim |
| Also, according to Bloomberg (as of today), private credit is continuing to get hit. Top banks are raising interest rates on them and marking down loans, forcing private credit to swap out holdings. Private credit is already struggling with their own debt management. Banks are de-risking, and private credit may be forced to de-risk as a lender themselves, all while facing an unexpected increase in redemptions. Happy buying 🙂 |
| Wen V? |
| Time to load puts. Israel and Lebanon agree for ceasefire. So its big badaboom on the weekend. |
| I just look at the chat and dont look at the price and imagine my 0dte puts printing |
| Red on good news, reality check incoming 📉📉 |
| Algos like us doing terrorism in the middle east maybe? |
| Anthropic releases a model which replaces oil. We are fine |
| Groupon about to FOMO I’d say a double is probable |
| lol it went down a dollar and everyone’s saying bear market, it still hasn’t gone below 700 for more then a few seconds and is still trying to climb even with all the shorts |
| Blackstone tends to run up in the Spring/Summer, are you positioning yourself for that still? I'm on the fence whether or not to buy some July Calls based on that trend. |
| Oil is going up now whyyyyyyyyyyyy |
| Same 🐂😏 |
| This is hilarious 700 is actually a floor now 😭 |
| Throw it into a TFSA and put it into XEI or XEQT. \n\nSet dividends to reinvest and forget about it for 15 years. |
| If that turns out to be a bear trap to coax people to load up on 0 an 1 DTE puts, that was absolutely diabolical. |
| So crab day today, but like spicy crab gumbo |
| 10Y is creeping up |
| I have 0 monies, does this math still guarantee my spawn can live in bushwick without having to worry about matcha costs? |
| Some bols, not all though, are straight clowns. When market pumped non stop for nearly 3 weeks it was only “lmao bols” and so on, when it suddenly goes down 0.2% and still green on the day “but but good news why red”.\n |
| why does it feel like 700 is hanging by a thread before we gap down to 660 and then launch to 800 |
| CRA be taking all of it. You fucked up. |
| Groupon stock about to surge |
| Yup. I’ve got balls of steel. |
| I just put my spy 600 hat back on |
| Back to today's highs 16 minutes after closing. |
| New floor |
| Damn bro, I really am the market’s cuck ass bitch boy |
| Just a little 900% gains in a month, fuck you! and congratulations. |
| Same situation here. I was getting hammered pretty bad earlier this year but my portfolio’s been at ATHs for months now. Mostly the big tech stocks and large cap ETFs for me, as well as a little small and micro cap exposure for variety. |
| $300 today? |
| Got that ticker mixed up, SMCI only invest in ones willing to go to prison for a profit |
| Why take a glp-1 when you could take your fatass to the gym |
| i feel sick |
| Lot of stuff still at great value. Buy the dip |
| ceasefire soon bro. just gotta pump 6 more months before it happens |
| Pokemon cards remain as my highest roi ytd |
| Ts getting ridiculous. 3 halts today alone \n\nI’m up 375% on XNDU last 3 days |
| From what I've read Israel hasn't confirmed anything. Could be that the markets know 🥭 still just claim shit despite reality being entirely different. Hopefully there is a ceasefire though |
| I haven’t had a normal bowel movement in 2 months now |
| Or that neither of them agreed to shit. All the shit 🥭 said was to hopefully get them on board and/or to pump |
| I think u mean corn flakes and soy milk |
| https://preview.redd.it/qqcesnva6lvg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb17f455f32eacd8f6d8d9f944e7c55a8153e8e2\n\nSame brother. |
| regard |
| Stop kicking SPY back down she’s trying to recover |
| Can you explain thsi in more detail?\n\nAlso where do I get a primer about spread bid ask for daily trades? I did daytrading 20 years ago, also just one day horizon, scalping mostly with commodity or forex with knockout contracts. 0dt seems pretty much exactly the same, like literally but in a different named contract.\n\nYou seem to know more, would be nice to read a primer about that. |
| someone else dropped this link like 3 days ago and its been very useful |
| fake tits |
| Haha, money printers and systemic fraud go brrrrrrrrrrr. |
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| I am BOL what happening ? Did I get calls again at the absolute top ? Hell no |
| Think we may be going back to the lows of today. |
| Dude... 🥭's about to solve his 10th war. Everything's fine |
| My Ai lied to me sorry I’m regarded |
| stop trying to apply logic to mango markets. literally markets move off his tweets |
| but what happened to the rebound?!\n\n |
| The amount of 🅱️ussy popping bols will need to achieve tonight to remain solvent will be tremendous 🤌 |
| Today is world whack-a-ber day did you know? |
| Hell yeah |
| us has better reserves than most of the rest. it’s an interesting result of the Trump II ex-US trend that is now looking fragile. |
| Like wtf Europe ?? It starts plummeting as soon as bunch of European bussies make a comment about a war between USA and Iran.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/dim6bk086lvg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec2354be20b6b9c9ada42a6275e91fb2330272f0 |
| FITB and TFC tomorrow if you can |
| I was hoping for another low-volume simple melt up day. Instead I get this theta fuckery pinned to 0% |
| What was your drug of choice? Redheads? goth chicks? |
| Solid record |
| 695 tmrw. We've had a good pump, we'll see a little blip for OPEX and continue on our rise! Good work, Bols. |
| Me too thanks |
| Was is HPQ holding after the denial of an acquisition? |
| I think the rally is over. Buy calls |
| SPY going to bounce off yesterday's close for the 2nd time, oh my |
| Lol I sold my 699 puts at a loss and immediate 50 cent drop. I swear these fucks be watching me |
| Up 300% past month u belong here |
| The timeline is so stupid that this is actually going to happen now |
| Doesn’t even feel like a dump lol |
| You need to pay good money to get such shoutout |
| This might be the trampoline floor to 725 over the next week |
| UNH gang… what are we thinking?? This thing gonna rocket or keep us miserable over the next few sessions? All DD welcome here 👆🤟🫶 |
| My man! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Dumb bul |
| lol do people realize the Lebanese gov does not speak for Hezbollah? |
| congrats.\n\n \nsee you tomorrow. |
| His planet got blown up so spy |
| Well.... That did not work out so well. Long-Term! |
| due to being a bear and getting so rekt - today i got so stressed that I broke my 3 month no porn streak 😭 |
| Sorry bears I bought puts just now |
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| $MARA calls |
| What else are you holding? |
| Definitely photoshop. |
| how's that going for you mate? |
| This |
| How many 6+ sigma moves will it take before the average dunce participating in this scamfest realizes every single risk model is broken and literally everything is fucked and the entire thing is cooked.\n\nWe should not have a year with 10+ large scale 6 sigma moves. That doesnt happen in a bull market, that doesnt happen in a functional market with functioning risk pricing models. |
| Americans be like "nothing ever happens... To me. So yeah nothing ever happens 🥴" |
| 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Wtf are the bols doing |
| bers devastated by the rise in cost of microwave breakfast sandwiches |
| Bulls in shambles. The world is healing |
| You are not thinking far ahead enough.\n\nThere will be zero employees. No owners. Only AI. |
| This isnt the latest thread 🗣🗣 |
| Israel actually considering a ceasefire and markets dump LOL idk wtf is going on anymore |
| dafuck the bears doing |
| Look, the spice must flow.\n\nAll of humanity depends on the spice.\n\nThere is no substitute for the spice.\n\nThe Fremen on Arrakis aren't negotiating.\n\nPadishah Emperor Shaddam IV Trump lands on Arrakis to personally handle the disruption of spice production caused by Paul Atreides and the Fremen, arriving in a massive, ornate ship to deploy his elite Sardaukar army. |
| You better believe it bucko |
| feelin a lil dumpy in my loins, could be the chili tots I ate |
| Until corn rips we aren't seeing the next leg of this rally |
| raccoon dick |
| People this morning were telling me its a nothing burger like we are at crazy levels of stupid rn |
| Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue\*\n\n\*buy a bunch of calls after the initial pump |
| Reality setting in |
| Is this a serious question? |
| Didn't we just watch someone get wrecked on $car like a month or 2 ago? Lol |
| Pure retardium |
| You’re not poor. You just didn’t have enough conviction in AMD like this fella. I mean I can’t blame you either because 10 years ago, AMD was in the cusp of bankruptcy and for some divine intervention Dr. Lisa Siu was hired by the founders of AMD to save the company. \n\nIntel in 2024 is like AMD 10 years ago. Look at where Intel is now. How did you feel about Intel in 2024? Most of us we’re shitting on intel until Uncle Sam (or we the people) saved the company haha |
| and the 10 year |
| https://preview.redd.it/ly4ehphv5lvg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=2efc14f2812eb77408275993307bb2bdc1875dbc\n\n |
| Do bears get to use the elevator too this time, or do they have to use the stairs again? |
| Show the amount and all time chart too cmon don't hide |
| ´´ talks going well´´ |
| so bad news meant pump and good news means dump now ? |
| How can this happen? Stocks only go up. Clear manipulation. I’m calling the SEC |
| still up on the day |
| Two very different things |
| No way this dip gets bought... \n\nRight?? |
| I need SPY to go down don't hate me I have a family |
| Buy oil |
| 5% on a "the war is over" tweet |
| Another little pump here then if not sustained permanent red |
| Thank you FatGaymer2 |
| They’re playing lot of games with spy |
| Pleaseeeee |
| #bol thoughts LMAO |
| It was until I didn’t sell while up 44% |
| $YES |
| Want a 4 bagger? It’s SPY 702 0DTE calls from here |
| The story about Europe having no jet fuel is so wild\n\nThat’s a real issue |
| Is announcing ceasefire to which non of the parties agreed good or bad for the economy?\n\nasking for an orange friend |
| Can we get a -1% from here pls |
| lol why is crude pumping |
| it's getting tired of 2 more weeks. |
| alright i'm buying puts |
| Theta always wins |
| Im guessing more than half this sub full ported calls 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Your highness my lowness! |
| vix up, oil up, dollar up, bonds up. Indexes flat. Just let the fucking thing drop already |
| And that person is himself lmao |
| Robinhood hasn't even phased out the regulation on their brokerage yet lol |
| I was just thinking I saw 3x, then 7x, and now 8x... |
| Bers thought LOL |
| https://preview.redd.it/c4ysae7p5lvg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb5518ea90946ec8b8593971e6efec0b8ee7e056 |
| Why didn’t the bers warn us??? |
| well yes |
| Crazy to think it goes up 1% from here on a tweet |
| You can fake the market, but you can't fake oil |
| yessir. got $$ ready fir poots and ill make it all back |
| 703 pls. |
| Holy shit lmao |
| Ok if I've learned anything I should buy the dip rn |
| And its gone |
| Ok, now is time for Santa Rally to start |
| I know what you’re saying but I’m going to pretend I donr |
| Apparently 🥭 announced Lebanon ceasefire before it was even voted on so Israeli's are furious because it looks like they were forced into it and now they have to spin it lol He's such a child |
| not possible |
| Well we’re in the subfloor already, LMAO |
| save my poots pls |
| Bro WTF is this |
| Bro thanks for this |
| I just bought a bunch of $90 calls for May |
| My morale is pretty bad rn |
| 698.8 is the old ATH |
| How do I make an upside down V?\n\n |
| To much winning |
| You want more pump? |
| spy you piece of shit |
| That was fun. |
| The stock market rn 📈 📉📈📉 |
| Obviously, Taco announces Iran peace talks tonight |
| I need 685 today. It is possible? |
| 700 is an unbreakable floor that we will always bounce back from. Unless it breaks |
| Hypothetically if a ber sold half his puts for a 50% loss how much gain would he need on the other half to break even |
| Spending is already slowing did u not see what openai did. Everyone is slowly unwinding spend. Memory costs are going to come down and leave so many of these companies bag holding. |
| Chickened out. Thank god |
| Ber and Bol got shafted today |
| Hope you enjoyed that. SPY is never going above 700 ever again |
| as if any of them shower |
| Anyone still looking at buying HOOD? |
| Well 700 was good while it lasted |
| Positions man cmon |
| I’ll take that too lol |
| Don't be that guy who regretted not selling near the top. Yes, this is still near the top. |
| It’s jahover witness |
| Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person in the U.S. not taking a prescription drug |
| Wow. Next level regardedness. |
| a world of perfect rationality would be a world without entrepreneurship, without venture capital, without most of what we’d recognize as economic dynamism… RETARD elites assemble! ALL IN CALLS |
| Just waiting for 1 more month and you will get rewarded you have never seen before patience it bloodbath is on the way |
| Market rallying 14 days straight on endless bad news is not though |
| They popped off in the wrong direction.. nice call |
| the end times are upon us |
| Stairs up elevator down |
| Bears have been pooping in the shower in an attempt to reduce their water bill |
| What was the old floor? |
| Bear cycle careful |
| SPY 900 |
| God this SPY action is so fucking choppy andbgay as hell. GO BACK UP you bastard |
| im praying it hits 702.50 and maybe ill break even. |
| Violent V loading up right on cue |
| Oh shoot puts it is |
| no oil 4U |
| sir this is ATH |
| Imagine buying calls on the 6th day in a row SPY is pushing the upper bollinger band. How greedy can a lifeform get? Like how is the entire stock market full of delusional retards with bottomless pits of greed in place of a brain?\n\nYou are at the extended top of a 10 sigma move. You wont see a move like this for the rest of your life, and its played out, and you bought more calls at the top asking for more... HOW CAN THIS GREED NOT BE PUNISHED? |
| I guess this means bears win \n\nI guess I'll pack it up |
| Congratulations and no fuck you this time. Because you went through a lot of stress and anxiety holding on AMD. Mad respect 🤝 |
| War = Money |
| im a bull and i got fked bcuz i fell asleep and didn't sell my call after 12:20. |
| Dump eeet |
| Keep buying!!!!!!! |
| From here big bounce to 800 |
| why is oil mooning |
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| Not with Hezbollah, with Lebanon |
| Might as well all in 705 |
thread is still bearish somehow\n\n Bagholder Index WSB daily discussion market sentiment dashboard bagholderindex.com |
| In a sense, you need the Clifford dicks to fully appreciate the beauty of the shrek dicks |
| This is the biggest dip I've ever seen in my trading career |
| DONT BUY |
| I think we’re out of oil in two weeks from yesterday based on the math I saw. No problems here. |
| lol apparently no one either cares or believes about the Israel/Lebanon ceasefire |
| i wish, we'd be up 3% if that was true |
| Death Grips (the algos) Are Online |
| It’s not summer yet |
| I think abiut 2pmish. Just hoping we can stay above 700 till then. |
| Steve Madden? |
| Market dropping on a peace deal is crazy lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/u5lkc0e85lvg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1715f23a8b9219279887c7e12418e131858645a\n\nTo any other bulls. You're welcome.\n\nJust pop a Mentos and then the market turns you into the guy from the commercial. |
| I literally can’t do puts they are just mystifying to me tbh, so for me oil bol is the next best thing. I can stay principally a bol and never learn anything new while still taking advantage of declines in equity |
| To people saying overbought, we've been in a correction for almost all popular stocks since October 25. This ATH was carried by mag7 which has been beaten down for too long. \nMy prediction is software keeps grinding up till earnings. |
| Who wants to sell when we just rip higher everyday?? |
| So may bers deleted their accounts lmfaooooo |
| ill be back im out to get myself the non-fizzy celsius so my calls can print |
| and spy is 800 |
| I lost half a million in paper gains. It hurt for a year. After that, I paid for quite expensive training and it has worked out well over time. |
| Bulls be the type to keep their star players in during garbage time then cry when they tear their acl. 😂 |
| remind me in 2.75hrs |
| Good luck you’re gonna do great. Just tell them you trade options. People really like that. |
| is the pump in the room with us? i dont see it |
| 700 is the new floor lmao |
| Whos stronger? Thragg or SPY? |
| Bers really scared me for a bit lol |
| Well I’m done for today , Robinhood decides to sign me out for no reason and is now requiring a picture of my id that I don’t have access to while at work |
| 703 right meowwww |
| There’s a reason why they’re cheap |
| man its so sluggish and slow moving. where rocket pamp |
| Buy the dip boys, we goin to the moon |
| I closed this morning sweet tits. Just holding a few UVIX for fun. I'm not even a permabul. It just looks stupid.\n\nWhat I said angers you because you say stupid shit. |
| not the best h and s butt good enough |
| you belong here |
| Looks to me like it's already squeezed |
| Good luck 🫡 |
| Good luck sir. |
| Last chance to buy callz. Or buy poots abd lose money |
| Wish me luck boys, have a 3 hour final round on site interview. |
| it's summer we've run out of jetfuel, gas is $10 a gallon, the strait is still closed, shortages are occurring, oil is $95 |
| looks like another pump calls NOW |
| were you sleeping this whole week? |
| Well that’s also where I bought, but substantially less cause I went all in on Nvda so it worked out |
| Every Thursday and Friday 🎉 |
| Ah shit here we go again |
| 30-day extension of the ceasefire and a "phased reopening" of the Strait of Hormuz announced |
| Oil >95 EOD |
| New Opus sucks. Calls on IGV. Kill the clankers! |
| I only made 35$ of the stock lmao. |
| Ohkay butterporn |
| Iran and Lebannon war was priced in till end of April, yall arent ready for the pump |
| FAKE OUT back to ATH |
| Yikes theta day |
| Oh how the tables have turned lol |
| You think you'll pull a DFV. Good luck!!\n\n\n\n\nSorry to burst your bubble but the market can stay irrational for FAR longer than you can remain solvent. |
| I bet they call you single too |
| Rishi Ramdani, is that you? |
| Made a couple hundred bucks, sitting out till Monday now \n\nGood luck retards staying in for opex |
| So he announces a ceasefire with Hezbollah. The VIX now green with the market, the upward trajectory seems to be stalling.\n\nWhat's going on? |
| You can guess it’s dips until the dips fall lower and you’ll lose all the profits on one play |
| so boring |
| Come again? |
| It’s like LeBron bragging about 10 finals runs when he got fucking thrashed in most of them |
| https://preview.redd.it/hjsb3eau4lvg1.jpeg?width=1484&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4850de6f9019b122c2524c73824481099e5b2c53 |
| How many minutes will this new ceasefire last? |
| https://preview.redd.it/0pdhcyit4lvg1.png?width=504&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6f35d114f29906cfeb73b23aaf88e0460fd1737\n\n |
| Rest now brother, we have the watch |
| It’s a battle to even get the thing to drop a dollar, gets bid back up in 5 minutes. |
| 4% by close? stonks only go up |
| You woulda banked hard today if you did |
| It angers you because you know literally at any moment this shit could go down 20 dollars out of no where and you are liquidated L0L.\n\nThats the game you play retard, get out before the last guy or else enjoy your bags. |
| https://preview.redd.it/014pq19s4lvg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7336bcb2b98d37ef1b846d21f0f22f6f60ec38a0 |
| Little pump here then we go red if it isn’t sustained |
| Bottom was five minutes ago |
| That’s because bulls be complaining they losing all their gains over the last month after 0.1% drop 😂 |
| Motherfuckers forget spy only does big moves after hours |
| bank earnings today? how’d they do? |
| VZ looking good |
| $MARA has broken away from btc and is entering its AI pump phase |
| Just buy spy dip\nIt's not rocket science |
| stop. fucking. bouncing |
| The pope is pulling all the rhetoric figures out to show how retarded 🥭 is. He is literally shit talking him with the power of god |
| Cheap spy calls buy now |
| Pretty good chance we sell the news on the real Iran deal whenever it happens |
| -2% tomorrow if we close red 😂 |
| You're the only mistake they laugh at |
| But you know it’s not though… right? |
| Boy that shoe pump n dump is wicked |
| This dummy on tv really said "Look at the cost of not doing it" like he was making a point 😂 |
| Oil, VIX and SPY all gathered up for the ultimate pump |
| 50% otm calls expiring in a few weeks is a real wsb play |
| Valhala is here |
| Anyone try this new options analyzer thing out? It’s pretty cool |
| 700 is the new floor |
| I look forward to the upcoming proxy battle at CVNA. Could be juicy and salacious 🤤 |
| United States Oil Fund, LP -> `127.512` (4.922 / 4.015%) |
| Buy now |
| TOO MUCH RECOVERY 🥸 |
| idk, looks like the rip is in |
| !p USO |
| Very funny bers, we all know where this is going and it's not down |
| This is the new big dip |
| Bonds getting nuked from orbit again |
| Nah we are going back to ATH today |
| realized losses for dinner |
| "it's only up a bit today so technically that's a big W for the bears" |
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| Dip is in |
| If I have been bear trapped I will be most wroth |
| !banbet QBTS 31 7d |
| 💀 |
| Friendship ended with bulls.\n\nNow Bear is my best friend. |
| If anything this last 10 day pump has showed us bears truly never win. |
| I guess it makes sense CAR is pumping. Avis has AI in their name |
| 6 months is a lifetime in dog years. |
| We’ll never have another green day bolz. |
| u might be regarded |
| Imagine studying years the market and charts to learn spy supposed to go down just for random 20 years old slapping full port spy calls and make thousands while you lose |
| Just go down 2% I know you wanna you dirty slut SPY |
| Check 1 month chart, April 10th 10am. You’ll thank me |
| Nflx crushes earnings right? Record subs plus sub price increases? A few billion of Ellison's cash. One piece hype |
| Cmon bols 703 awaits |
| so wen is izrayell going to pay us back for all that aid or do they have rare earths I don't know about? |
| Ugh my greed is getting the better of me again |
| If you didn’t take profit it’s 🫵 fault. Stop being greedy. |
| https://preview.redd.it/fjnd197c4lvg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d1f8c8a772ee6e2f413814ba25dec16d6977381\n\n |
| Wtf was the point |
| Only because they meme’d the shit out of it lol now it’s moving with fundamentals to back it up! |
| Yes, I was one of them. |
| Seems Investors about to hate money as much as Bers if they don't take profits. |
| If they take 6 months 🥭 has already lost the midterms |
| 🤣🤣🤣 |
| id dump those at the first pump. right now looking at 697-700 as spy range |
| Wtf.. u have diamond hands, balls etc.. nice 👍 |
| ONE MIRE PUMP I SWEAR ILL SELL THIS TIME |
| can't wait to buy calls at bottom. |
| Did I… did I actually time for cvns puts correctly this time |
| "Get your ass to Mars, VIX!" |
| Rest now brothers, we have the watch |
| Bronny jr. did |
| Last chance to load up on this micro dip, next chance will be the micro dip at 710 |
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| Indeed |
| You do realize China is laughing at us but not saying anything because we are making so many mistakes, but hey, the market is up, right! |
| Spy dips after 11 days, bers come out "wha hoppen, buls?". You look like an idiot. It's like getting one goal when the other team is up 100-0 |
| I think we get a 2pm hard fucking pump bqck to 701.50+ |
| Your news feed is 20min behind apparently |
| $MARA 🧐 |
| market trying to ignore oil going up be like "NANANANNANA I DONT SEE YOU" |
| aaaaaand it's back to pumping |
| its over, freak the fuck out and sell everything\n\n \nbears win |
| There’s no way people bought calls after SPY pumped 10% due to Mongo tweets |
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| !banbet PBM 10 1d |
| Lebron needed a ceasefire? |
| The only regard that the Advance Money Destroyer couldn’t touch |
| one week? this saturday. |
| Is AMD up 7% on no news while TSM is down 3%? Can we fix that. |
| 700 points up on fake news 15 points down on reality lmao |
| Take profits or regert |
| 😂 scoot over and make space for me to cry with you |
| Fucking hope so. |
| I have puts on everything |
| Get your ass up there, VIX. |
| At this point just give me 695 |
| Jarvis call iron condor |
| Wow. How? |
| How can you have a position if you have $0 left? \n\nYou can only be bearish in sentiment with no money.\n\nGive OP some time. OP will just be bearish until his BJs and Wendy's check comes in. Then the 🌈🐻 will blow it all on puts or something stupid again. \n\n-------------------------\n\np.s. You can tell OP is dumb as fuck because he quotes Buffet but even Buffet/Berkshire isn't selling. \n\nBerkshire rarely sell if ever sells (that just creates taxable events). Sometimes BRK will reposition out of good/bad stocks they like/dislike. But most of the time they just use their income from insurance to rebalance their securities, treasuries, and cash positions by adding to one while not adding to the others. \n\n[Berkshire is around 54% ST cash/notes but still 43% securities. They've mostly wound down their LT bond exposure over the past 2 decades to just 3%.](https://www.gurufocus.com/buffett_assets_allocations.php?1) If anything they have MORE equity as a share of total portfolio construction than they did at any point since 1996 (data on site doesn't go back any further).\n\nSo is Buffet/Berkshire bearish on stocks, the market, or even America? \n\nNo.If anything Buffet, Munger, and Berkshire are massive USA bulls/glazers. \n\nThey are more defensive due to high valuations, increasing chaos, weak bond risk:reward prospects, and probably Trump/Washington's BS. \n\nLastly, Buffet/Berkshire doesn't need to "YOLO" their life savings to get rich and out of wagie town. Their job is to not lose their money so they don't have to ever see our bum asses. That's why they are holding more cash than normally, but OP out here acting like WB/BRK going 3000% short on the market after selling everything and dumping it all on 0DTE puts after taking out a 5th mortgage. |
| All my homies hate Sherwood |
| Go ahead and buy them puts. 😂 |
| Peace through carpet bongs of strength |
| WHAT HAVE THE BOLS DONE TO DESERVE THIS?? |
| Being an oil bull instead of equity bear is the greatest feeling |
| U know what, that makes sense. Essentially free money (and use it on big purchase to minmax the cashback) esp if ur about to buy the tix anyway. |
| spy line chart is a middle finger |
| 10-day ceasefire ain’t shit, and Israel is notoriously bad with ceasefires |
| Just bought some 703 calls 🔥 |
| Ber trap. Again… |
| more like 1 hour |
| Bulls made tons of money in the last week or so. Maybe it's time to take profit? |
| Bay of Pigs anniversary is April 17th |
| Jarvis pump it |
| Dont try and save it....let it rest |
| Is the stock market a ponzi scheme? |
| LLY is so handcuffed by this idea that a pharma company being worth this much doesn’t make sense. It just isn’t that simple anymore. I can’t stop buying. |
| Some actual good news and it drops? |
| Yup loading up on calls |
| So you’re down like half a point? Who cares |
| Reports saying Iran talks could take 6 months. Just in time for midterms. Also I can’t take 6 more of these headlines whipping us around. |
| Can I get a PDF for this or next time just gove a google drive pdf link so we can rea h the comment section faster. |
| That Fairfield ring cam freak out guy is one of the mods |
| What happened |
| Now its starting to REALLY piss me off |
| Months to finalize peace agreements? Israel gonna fuck this up in one week |
| NBIS dillution at 175 |
| I meant I only bought 20 shares, not that $22 is small. |
| what strike you got? what expiration? |
| Probably waited until most every sold their puts. |
| Why did Lebron sign a deal with Israel? What happened to the Lakers? |
| Will they let $700 go or naw?? |
| RUG or free ride back to the top ? |
| honestly, nothing would surprise me at this point. we could be 705 or 695 at eod and I wouldn't be shocked |
| What happeneduh bulls |
| Holy shit they finally fucking dumped it! |
| It's gonna crash! |
| Every gay retard on the internet frothing at the mouth to buy 0dte calls at the top of an unbroken $75 SPY move straight up in two weeks? |
| Damn I was having fun |
| One or two more of those giant 12:30 candles and it’s gonna waterfall down to 690. Calls it is buy the dip |
| Thank god it’s tanking. CHEAPER SPY CALLS 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑 |
| your calls are cooked 🤣🤣🤣 |
| jarvis jerk it |
| People here jokingly calling themselves Artificial Intelligence (and not real intelligence) is ironically very telling |
| Bols 😂 keep holding buddies it’ll surely go up again like every other day |
| This blockade isn’t gonna do shit Iran has tolerated 47 years of sanctions and has 6000 kilometers of land borders to smuggle goods in and out |
| ok just loaded pu 0dte puts can we dump now |
| You do realize Trump posted a ceasefire this morning and markets are going back down right |
| Spy 700 calls getting denied again 😭🤡 |
| looking sketchy boss |
| 685 window maker |
| looks like you're starting to doubt |
| Spy just went up 12 days out of 13 lol |
| SPY really going dump below 700 |
| RIP.. It was a good run to watch |
| there's definitely ramifications, but competition around AI is way too tight right now. Spending isn't going to slow. All other sectors are going to suffer at the cost of this |
| Vwap was penetrated severely |
| Can’t resist the red candle sometimes… it just feels too good, but I made 10K 2 days ago on SPY 0DTE calls so I’m not that ghey |
| What kind of comments get shadowbanned? Some of the stuff I post gets 0 views even though it doesn't contain any pic or link |
| The cameras on the solar panels of that moon trip were GoPros |
| Tesla to purchase Chevron |
| Glad Lebanon is out of the way, but I need a ceasefire on my port |
| Nice |
| I have this Chinese professor and I'm beginning not to trust him. |
| #Abbott crashes because investors think it's a Canadian company. What are you talking abbott? LMAO🤌 |
| hm 2 dollar drop from here maybe |
| See you boys in Valhala |
| Lol I remember when $28,000 was a lot 🤣 |
| Bear topic. Downvote. |
| lmao. make an entry |
| All this put talk got me feeling like it’s time to go to valhala |
| Lebanon is basically a proxy for the Iran war at this point which is a proxy for the strait opening/closing which is an indicator of oil price, which is an indicator of geoeconomics which effects the stock market |
| what dip |
| the dump is real. no denying that head and shoulders. |
| Red in 3.. 2.. |
| AiMC incoming |
| Netflix to buy P Diddys old house |
| Show us the all time chart and value, you coward |
| Please be right, my puts are cooked |
| ⬆️ |
| Get ready for the V…. |
| Brief little pump and another leg down. Are we close below the 700 we worked so hard for? |
| why are you ghey? |
| Pretty shit post |
| alright this guy is actually cool as hell |
| Bers think tsla worth under 1.2T why |
| Same |
| It doesn't. No one gives a shit unless it makes the iranians happy: because oil\n\nBut really they care about HEZBOLLAH not LEBANON |
| I'd bottom out on that ass |
| Sheesh |
| Cool coolcoolcoolcool |
| Can’t wait for this new ceasefire about to hit the market. Bullish af. |
| Shampoo TA |
| as official as it can be |
| Damn I’m praying on a 🥭 tweet to save my puts |
| Nothing affects the market except the ratio of puts to calls |
| i bet they call u broke instead tho |
| I almost spit out my drink, fuck you lmao |
| You are incorrect again, this pump is all because MM's were entering a liquidation spiral selling their major index securities when literally no one wanted to buy till march 30th where the SEC declared nvm you dont need cash or cash equivalents as collateral, just use the toxic ratshit SPY securities that no one wants to buy instead. This effectively gave them hundreds of billions of dollars of collateral power without the need to sell the securities and drive their price down to get cash. Thus we got the biggest two week move up in market history, because the rules changed and they took the liquidation pressure away overnight. |
| It's Thursday |
| Trump about to make so much money off you bulls. |
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| I don’t get it why are people taking Europoors seriously |
| You could pay off my home and I could upvote this post. Fair trade? |
| https://preview.redd.it/sqdz084j3lvg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=103a29c9209239cf76ae90076c14b673dc8332c6\n\nGG |
| Can I borrow $10 for a ham sammich |
| the sheer confidence after the fact is the funny part |
| Recession indicator |
| is the the S&P ship blocked at houmous |
| Just sprayed some deodorant on my gym clothes because I didn’t have any clean clothes\n\nMaybe one day I’ll be a proper adult 🤔 |
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| SPY puts have made me $39 today |
| according to sources close to the people who regularly discuss with the entourage of the President, not to be named |
| alwayshasbeen.jpg\n\nthough on the bright side at least it means those people are over there and not over here |
| From your lips to God's ears |
| How does lebanon having a ceasefire affect the market in any way ? |
| Only in a bears pea sized brain can spy be above 700 and somehow “buls r fukt”\n |
| Idk this isnt the latest thread wizarddd |
| Oh so you dont know how to buy on Wednesday you cunt |
| US-Iran deal will take six months lmao |
| #I LOVE THIS LATEST CEASEFIRE. CEASEFIRE WITH LEBANON WHO WASN'T EVEN THE OPPONENT. WHAT ABOUT HEZBOLLAH? YOU KNOW THE MILITANT ORGANIZATION THAT HAS BEEN DOING THE ATTACKING THAT DOES NOT OBEY THE LEBANON GOVERNMENT |
| Not gonna lie, I was ready to throw like 50k into that stupid ass museum AI company when it was around $5 in premarket thinking it could be a repeat of that shitty shoe AI company. Thank god I held off |
| Got ‘em again boys |
| If we made new lows would this still be a dead cat bounce? |
| Enough grease and oil for an engine to run off of. |
| calls |
| pumping very shortly |
| I’m tired boss. I want to quit my job too |
| The bers poking their head out to speak now have a humiliation fetish. Don’t engage, they’ll cum. |
| it’s official we r cooked |
| $695 EOD |
| 21st century schizoid man |
| I don’t \n\nWanna buy some calls I think |
| rdy to meet the man behind the curtain. feelin gurlish. |
| The hard part is walking out of the casino after a big win |
| chat is spy really at 700?!?!?!\n\n |
| Holy is this from the free stock? |
| is it finally it? |
| Damn that’s a whole Wendys meal! |
| Woah!! Slander!!! My fucking wife could have heard that shit |
| #I'm rebranding myself to BearHunter.AI from now on LMAO🤌 |
| IT IS ALWAYS TWO WEEKS! GET YOURSELF TOGETHER! |
| I think exactly one person calls you that. |
| All right...which one of y'all dumpered my CELH stock?? |
| Beat off a guy song |
| I see signs of top. |
| https://preview.redd.it/exn22nr93lvg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=177b8f02c183b33a6561925bd81a51faa4efe96a\n\nThe duality of man. I sold out the money calls and all it took was one good month to destroy me. I hope whoever bought these calls does something nice with it |
| Getting Popeyes for lunch. It’s been years 🍻 |
| Brent at $100, good thing oil is no longer relevant to the global economy |
| It’s Thursday you massive absolute fucking regard |
| Just told my boss I’m now an AI company. They’re calculating my new salary |
| The market is barely up since October\n\nAs much as I personally need a dip due to some questionable positions rn\n\nI'm wondering if there's just a lot of pent-up buying demand desperately ready to blow this market sky-high at the slightest hint of anything bullish. |
| Sell CCs now on half and let the rest run |
| youre fcked now bools.. buying calls at ATH lmfao |
| Ber anoos will never recover from this one. |
| That’s already what a tropic and chatGPT are pivoting to. They must be desperately seeking an acquisition so they’re hitting the buzzwords. \n\nSad. It was the free stock RH gave me when I first signed up in like 2018 or whenever it was |
| Ta geeks are still waiting for that amd gap to fill💀 |
| Isn't one of the rules in art of war "dont mess with ur enemy when they are making mistakes" |
| Jup got in this week at 0.91 |
| Should’ve bought puts lil bro |
| same my dude, I bought all the space stocks last week for shits and grins, more grinning than shitting |
| Yo, listen up, here’s a story \nAbout a little guy that lives in a green world \nAnd all day and all night and everything he sees is just green \nLike him, inside and outside \n\nGreen his house with a green little window \nAnd a green Corvette and everything is green for him \nAnd himself and everybody around \n’Cause he ain’t got nobody to listen \n\nI’m green, da ba dee da ba di \nDa ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di \nI’m green, da ba dee da ba di \nDa ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di |
| Waiting for pump O CLOCK BABY 😏🐂😎 SPY TO THE MOON |
| fuck we going down arent we |
| > I bought at like $22 (a small amount)\n\nHigher than the average bol's port |
| wallstreetbets is a small number, but by the time someone notices this and puts in the effort to post a graph on wallstreetbets then it's pretty much guaranteed that the rest of the market is aware of it too. |
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| Y'all really crying after 11 days of pump. One of the top pumps in the past 15 years? If you didnt take profits that's your own damn fault. |
| SIRI, play “In the Court of the Crimson King” |
| Canadian dollars? That's like $50 USD |
| Yup - Buying the FUCK out of this dip. |
| My dick shriveled looking at this. |
| Not as much as you think, the premium expects +10% itself to breakeven. Not saying you are wrong, calls in long term always win. But we in WSB try to predict short term movement. That’s the sub “bets” part. I don’t even have enough money to buy leaps on spy. |
| When did you buy this cost average $10? Back in 1960? |
| That means 6 months of winning. Woot woot. 🥳 |
| 🤣 |
| good fake news in bull market: buy!\n\nbad real news in bull market: \[ignore\]\n\ngood real news in bear: sell!\n\nbad fake news in bear: sell! |
| Everyone should know by now if you are thinking puts you wait til friday at close when the post rants start flooding thru the weekend. Not on Wednesday of pump week |
| just so happens AXTI up 22% today |
| Live head first! |
| knees and toes next? |
| If you have it ur an idiot |
| The green goblin spy mask will haunt you. “Buy calls. It’s pumping. You can make a fast $200 dollars.” |
| SPY/DJI yes \nSoftware no. |
| Fakest dip of the week.\n\n3rd ATH EOD. SPY 702 calls 0DTE from here. |
| something head something shoulder |
| Dumb bools thought...🤣🤣🤣\nEnjoy the only green days of 2026... |
| I don't even know if this is a meme or not at this point |
| THE ONLY DAY I NEEDED THE MARKET TO STAY FLAT DON'T YOU DARE |
| I’m full port naked short on margin, threw up twice today AMA |
| #Pam Bondi's "Dow 50k" comment was the top and Pam Bondi getting her ass fired was the bottom LMAO🤌 |
| Top signal |
| Ai defense/space?? 👀 |
| Thats because literally everyone and their grandma is in calls , not buying a single share of anything just hoping to scalp some of the biggest fraud pump in modern history then GTFO before this shit goes back to $550. If it stops fraud pumping then why the fuck would anyone hold up here L0L |
| Look at the competition. You and the other retard above. I'm fucking Albert Einstein |
| So 9 years |
| MYSE rebranded to MYSE AI. The stock is up 300% \nI wish I was kidding. |
| Now leave 700 in the acc and do it again |
| cash gang before weekend? |
| Doesn’t matter what you would do theoretically the point is when I sold a covered call against a put or a call option that I purchased. I still have not called in the shares, purchased the shares, borrowed the shares, I own nothing but a right to purchase, and in some instances the options that were used to be able to sell the covered call is closed. All the other shit doesn’t matter what is what if it means what if it doesn’t mean what if it fucking tanks and I purchased a call and I sold that call immediately after selling a covered call against it I never owned the shares I shouldn’t be able to have sold you an option to buy 100 of them. Edit voice to text |
| XI is a real poosy \n\n\nWe aren't even going to get a little critical mineral restriction after cucking their oil supply ??\n\nsmh |
| Got my SPY and QQQ charts confused, and I thought QQQ was at 700 and SPY was at 640 lol |
| Entering ber territory? |
| Where did the 9th war came from? Did he consider his X exchange with the pope a holy war? |
| Buy oil simple as that |
| Now they are saying the Iran deal will take 6 months to finalize ... |
| Damn bro--I tried my hand at some inverse leverage and just walked into a blender each time. I'm not sure what the best way is to deploy that stuff yet but a 6 year buy-and-hold... I didn't last 2 days 😅 |
| Hookers reported some kind of earnings today. Just as usual. |
| Okay algos are you done with lunch yet and ready to come back and resume the pump? |
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| Anyone see this GoPro pivot to defense/ space? 😂 hilarious but might just work to pump the stock especially if they get a contract somehow |
| Do people think NFLX beats earnings? \n\nI’m playing earnings like an idiot |
| Pardon me |
| The cyber too |
| Stop buying puts regards I’m trying to be 🥇 |
| 3pm, race to the top |
| Very clear head and shoulders on spy |
| Bers, they’re called bers |
| For the first time in 11 days calls are cooked. |
| What is going on with BKSY? I bought at like $22 (a small amount) and am up like 60% since then with literally no public news I can see. |
| Maybe don't gamble money you aren't prepared to lose? |
| Trouble in bulladise |
| market priced as if hormuz is actually MORE free than it was before |
| oink |
| Btc looking dumpy after failed takeoff attempt |
| Take 65,000 and buy good index funds and ETFs \n\nLeave 5k as play money. DO NOT TOUCH THAT 65K OR IMMA CHOP YOUR MEAT OFF |
| #Even Intel is pumping. This pump is the most real pump in history. LMAO🤌🦅🗽 |
| We talk about whether we are bulls or bears in here as if we have any care or foresight beyond what our 0DTE is for the day lol |
| So they’re just gonna tease big moves all day? |
| calls here! |
| Obligatory “well done”. And “eff you” ;)\n\nWell done |
| This post is boring… there’s no story of what you did or how you did it or anything interesting whatsoever. |
| I only reply to texts with typos, sorry. |
| Boomers will be the last generation to lose hope. But if they do, god help us. |
| My puts are printing bools 🤭 |
| You can do either.\n\nIf you have the limit and don’t plan on withdrawing the money do it in rrsp. Just know you won’t be able to use any losses and it might not be ideal to gamble your retirement.\n\nIf you have maxed rrsp and also have investments in non registered, do it in non registered (all investment income in an rrsp is full rate income when withdrawn, you don’t get the 50% cap gain savings. So it’s better to keep your dividend stocks there and your CG stocks outside)\n\nIf you don’t own a house, go open a FHSA and max that. Never touch RRSP before FHSA and TFSA is maxed. |
| I bet he invested $10 |
| You'll be mad if you try to be reasonable in this regarded market bro |
| SPY and QQQ barely green today should pump higher |
| It would seem like it’s time for calls |
| Huuuuuh |
| Damn after 15 straight days of green, I bought calls at the top and now it's crashing |
| Good action but you only have paper money. Sell some, bank part and diversify your investments, no need to tempt the market and how 1 sentence from Trump can change it in an hour.. |
| Same it sucks |
| I have an account that I don’t touch it’s diverse it only goes up 1% a day 😮💨😔 at least u don’t lose 8% on some Rando |
| Saylor is an all-time regard and yet he still is rich AF and I'm still going to work, really makes you think |
| Much like SPY, I also make big moves during the day just to end up flat. \n\n\n\n\nI'm also barely worth $500 when looked at objectively. |
| Bears in here screaming for joy even tho it’s still green and up like 13% this month. Sad, sad creatures… |
| Man’s turned 10 into 100 |
| That’s interesting you bring that up |
| Still down $10k on $BIRD\n\nHaving a great day so far |
| Not as regarded as the smooth brains who thought and still think that’s the man for the job |
| The fact that there wasn't even a bounce off 700 is crazy. We going to the fuckin moon |
| not 2 weeks? |
| It was a but higher at 12:20 but i didn't sell. |
| you'd think vibe trading would be 50/50... instead of 7/93 |
| Man wtf |
| They wouldn't have been replaced. Even in advertising we are seeing a surge in AI generated image in ads that was previously impossible and those jobs weren't "inefficient". |
| Probably shouldn't have boughts puts today fuck |
| Itll be a part of the documentary on the "history of AI" and the stock market will have a snippet where itll show and talk about shit like BIRD and MYSE tagging along with the AI hype to boost their value. |
| Almosr pump-o-clock |
| I got that 197.5 and im struggling |
| How are things horrible right now for everyone you know? Everyone I know literally nothing has changed. |
| #**Half way thru the day and the ticker board is still 🌈🐻** |
| Call him saying you are regarded for giving me regarded advice |
| I need to make $20 today, so I can live. |
| 🇮🇱 about to pushback hard on 🥭 committing them to a ceasefire before they formally agreed to it |
| I love gambling |
| Made $16 from AllBirds, fine dining tonight |
| As the Nigerian king’s banker, kindly forward your routing and account numbers, and I’ll see that His Majesty is promptly notified |
| Most people here are trying to guess the market instead of trading what it’s giving them. That’s why they’re upset. |
| Dump time |
| I mean most options being bought and sold are MAG7 and those have like 3-5 expiration dates every week |
| She's right tho LMAO🤌 |
| SPY pulls back from *checks notes* 702 to 701, bears start acting like going from -99% to -98% is winning. |
| So you weren’t one of my hundreds of buy the dip downvotes? |
| 5m EMAs are all fucked. Great depression is back on boys |
| Sorry guys, I finally decided to buy a single spy call |
| Bear cycle just started now crossing macd |
| Exuberance vs doomsday, tale old as time |
| Sole Mates |
| how shit is BTC\n\nmarkets at ATH and its stuck at 70k \n\nand that too only because Saylor is buying like a retard |
| Disappointed I sold my options at $258 the other day |
| thats enough time to erase 1 or 2 more villages |
| SPY clears and closes above 701 today, QQQ 642 |
| Netflix drops most of the time after earnings |
| interdasting |
| Thanks for circling. I wouldn’t have gotten it otherwise |
| Mango only cares about peace prize at this point |
| To be fair WSB has been burned by BB countless times. |
| Typically I'd ask just how much more do you think it could possibly rip ... but the answer this week so far is "there is no limit" |
| Thank god I stopped trading 0DTEs I’m such dumbass for touching them. |
| It is “replacing” jobs that were operational inefficiencies to begin with, and would’ve been replaced regardless |
| Not like I’m holding 702c |
| This has to be 1000! FAKE |
| Amen |
| Is fear in the room with us now? |
| Mango saying he solved 9 wars gotta be the top, he’s the new cramer |
| I've never been so depressed being cashgang. |
| Attention, thank you for your attention. 🐥 |
| Will be good for everyone’s 401K |
| This salty bear made 10k off puts today, hbu? |
| am I retarded for thinking this: [Explore - Google Trends](https://trends.google.com/explore?q=how%20to%20cancel%20netflix&date=today%203-m&geo=Worldwide) is a great reason to buy netflix calls for this ER, lol\n\nedit: oh shit but if you search just "netflix" on google trends you get a dip the last couple of weeks. people probably uninterested after these price hikes.\n\nidk man, years ago the price hikes resulted in a bunch of bears thinking nflx was going to the gutter and it recovered just fine. but short term it was bearish.\n\nmaybe puts, actually |
| So I guess the last month of the reality setting in wasn’t really the reality setting in? |
| Prove me wrong. Tips are wanted in america because commoners dont want to be paid like a third world country and have very bad spending habits. Why can a foreigner with lower pay than u afford living expenses but u cannot? Because u spend it on starbucks and coachella. |
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| Nah I got $80 eoy |
| Buy buy buy buy buy 🤪 retards you'll see what a RSI pullback looks like in the coming days |
| Damn son! |
| I did tsmc mainly and a little and shoulda reversed it |
| So they decided that 7050 was the line? Huh. |
| 🥭: *It has been my Honor to solve 9 Wars across the World, and this will be my 10th*\n\nAre these wars in the room with us right now? |
| It's like I'm looking in a mirror |
| What’s worse than bear or bull. Europoors. |
| I was rooting for you 🥲 |
| Problem is you are a compulsive gambler so you are bound to be back to $700 in no time at all.\n\n\nTake your win whilst you still have the winnings and go attend a gamblers anonymous meeting. |
| Too many regards buying Netflix Calls, they're gonna fuck me up! |
| 12 pm east coast 3 pm west |
| INTC, Bro calm tf down. |
| HONK! |
| Congrats f u |
| fake news |
| can spy just stop fucking around 701 |
| Breaking: “Google Search restored in Iran”\n\nGOOGL calls |
| 685 window maker |