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| I can live with that! |
| Balls |
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| Row row row your boat gently down the stream |
| Can we stop trying to make sense of this clown show? |
| It's funny because Iran pretty openly broadcasted that overwhelming air defense supplies was their war doctrine. I don't think it was effective as they wanted it to be, but it is working. |
| That Dumbass bitch ah? |
| Tesla call |
| I thought we ran out of toilet paper to throw at Iran |
| https://preview.redd.it/tlpvehjkelfh1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45dade41027f0d09c2aabd205433aa4805b255d6\n\n \nOld news. Talks are off lol. |
| https://preview.redd.it/ft6pxcmlelfh1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb183b4f52ef89a0d2c64909ed634802411b27d1 |
| Ya ya spam the news cycle on Sunday with this bullshit. |
| I hope so! |
| Why are you relying on a racist, delusional, South African for your financial future? Mind you there's money to be made in SPCX, but only when the dust clears and the SPCX share price drops to a reasonable price, which should be under $100 per share. |
| Name one EU member that produces oil of any kind |
| Wow were you on vacation for a few months? |
| Idk why they don't just drill baby drill\n\n\nAre they retard? |
| All fun and games until I’m inevitably stranded overseas because everyone’s burnt through their oil reserves |
| Boy who cried wolf over and over again. When will markets not believe it anymore. 🤣🤣🤣 |
| Where am I wrong? |
| Yeah and they closed that deal. Now it’s a NEW deal. |
| it is over, the existence of near par open weight models won't allow for the rent seeking that is priced in and the spending that is already comitted to be as profitable as it was envisioned |
| What's that |
 Oil tanker explodes in Strait of Hormuz after hitting naval mine: Iranian media Iranian official told local newspaper vessel had deviated from navigation route designated by Tehran | Anadolu www.aa.com.tr |
| That's my Favorite!!!!!!! But I rather have that late afternoon or "late hour" lol.\n\nYou surely have tried but placencia alma fuerte line have, the black and gold label have very similar profile than the late hour, still unmatched tho. |
| Highly likely scenario |
| No? |
| Nah |
| Yes, but invoking anti-trust is invoking anti-trust. And that is their core claim. |
| That was a different type of shit show. The US lost a war of attrition.\n\nAgainst Iran, the US/Israel only lasted 2-3 rounds of missiles bombardments before they effectively ran out of defenses lol unbelievably short sighted. Completely took the enemy for granted and lost on strategy |
| may I also remind you that my thesis isn't that I can forecast quakes, it's that Brent can. brent never firmly 7.17 / 7.24. The facts are pointing towards the authories being extremely farsighted. And that the power this thing can unleash will be on a clearly bigger scale. 7.17 / 7.24 was really the first diversion from 2004 making it the hardest one to forecast. I can lose this battle but I will win the war. Stay away from the NW Pacific. NE Japan into the Russian islands tip of Alaska is where we're watching next for a major event |
| Short interest at all time highs on SPY and everything has been absolutely crushed since June. Bears all over X with price targets 20% below already beaten down stocks. Doomerism rampant. Memory which is sold out for 3 years is down 30%. Fear and greed at Fear. Burry being greedy and doubling down on a trade he already won big.\n\nSeems to me we’re positioned for a big bounce. |
| Why, though? |
| why would that be? there are no major oil producing countries in the EU |
| Yes |
| Lol you got puts ? Hahahahaha |
| “Sources say” |
| Rip nic cage |
| Oof |
| Did u say memory. |
| Emotional much? Lmao |
| Slimgucci |
| *-says the moron on reddit* |
| Buy America when it defaults on it’s debt |
| Another BS MOU vibe written by an intern with free ChatGPT instant |
| you just hit me with the existential youtube thumbnail: Hacker just stole my GF with new Flipper Zero. |
| Damn, you got the expensive ones. Mine are way more OTM, same date though |
| Tired of this B.S every single day |
| It’s actually funny the EU imports most of its oil from countries outside of the EU lmfaoooo |
| Spin-off |
| Unfortunately, there really isn’t much to talk about. Trump needs this war to look like a win for his ego and to help in the midterms while Iran’s main goal is to make this look like a loss for the US and Trump so that no US president ever tries to attack Iran again. |
| Watched it last year, agreed. |
| Forgot nam? |
| Yeah another 992974 talk. They have been talking for 6 months lmao |
| Hyperscalers are spending so much that they are having negative FCF. I.e. They need to borrow money either issuing bonds or diluting share holders. (See Google)\n\nLikely Msft and Meta & Amazon will join the club. None of them are saving a single penny. |
| Kinda |
| we paused strikes cuz bonds and oil r tu hi |
| Apparently it makes me money and not you |
| So my SPY calls are safe? \n\nThat’s all that matters really 🙏🏾 |
| I guess ONEEEE day I can start a subscription service 😇 |
| That’s insanity. Yes. |
| 🔴 US BOMBING IN IRAN PAUSED BECAUSE OMANI OFFICIALS VISITED TEHRAN FRIDAY FOR TALK - CBS NEWS REPORTS CITING SOURCES ...\n\n\nWeakest fake reason for a fake ceasefire ever. The US can't defend Israel or its ME allies from Iran.\n\nThe US has never shown more weakness in its entire history. Absolute morons at the helm |
| Ughhhhh crap 😒... it's going to be really weird & awkward when random guys try hitting on my sex robot when we're out in public in 2030+\n\nGood thing we can program these sex robots to reject them anyway we like. 🚫🫷\n\nEx. a polite no, ignore him, or roast him on the spot lmao 🫵😂 |
| The missiles that we’re rapidly using up have a production lead time of like 12-18 months. It wouldn’t be a matter of restocking. Repositioning from other theaters, maybe.\n\nIn World War II we could make a B-29 in just a few days IIRC. |
| Definitely talks, why else is America air bridging all of its might towards the middle east. |
| Learned from Tate brothers? |
| "AST SpaceMobile plans to use the capital to pursue additional growth opportunities, continue vertically integrating its operations and secure greater access to satellite launch capacity. These investments will support the development of its planned space-based cellular broadband network."\n\nSo no real answer, no. |
| The one time you don't panic sell is the most dangerous one. Either boiled frog or MM got you right where they need you to be |
| If you say so ! Keep using your smooth brain without any assistance of AI 🧠 |
| calls on sabbath B.A.C. 📈 |
| There are different standards to prevent a merger vs break up a company |
| Right? 4 Mag7 earnings, a Taco attempt but does that shit even work anymore? Feeling pressure to make up for losses last week but massive anxiety over which way this cookie is gonna crumble |
| Winnie the Pooh had to intervene |
| That’s a good plan, lock in the gains! |
| I thought they were close to making a deal several months ago? |
| There are no stupid questions... only stupid people. |
| We should probably focus on ability to generate and grow free cash flow, which hyperscalers can do at will if they pare back spending.\n\nIt's not like these companies are going to be smaller in 2 years, so the fcf argument is an obvious red herring. |
| https://preview.redd.it/es28bx5cdlfh1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b916750f9460b920d8c7cc829c5a4f6c1b2d48eb |
| Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me for the 55th time in five months, shame on my absolutely regarded ass. |
| Wait they really haven't said why??! |
| Yes |
| Reddit won’t be able to accept this but part of this war strategy is using/testing this leverage point on China.\n\nChina doesn’t want the wild card state or anyone holding leverage over the straight either. \n\nPakistan has food shortage risk due to closure and are also motivated. |
| 100 then, 🤝 |
| Lol |
| People are saying there are concepts of a talk |
| Another |
| Probably not. I bought calls... |
| Sure. Go all in |
| *iT's A cOnFlIcT* |
| Yeah because the usa is just that badass! |
| We gonna rally or what |
| The supply ramping up is due to China taking themselves off-market like I alluded to and every country drawing down reserves, like I alluded to, which can change at any time. |
| Is anyone else thinking amazon calls?\n\n The chart has been flat for over a year...\n\n |
| Pakistan is anti-us. The support the Taliban the Muslim brotherhood in every every extremes Muslims terrorists. |
| The war that starts and ends in the same weekend lmfaoooo |
| Hahahahahahaha. Pump markets into big tech earnings. Why do you think? So it can soften the dump when big tech earnings suckkkkk because of too much capex spending and learning AI wont suprise profits as much as they thought. 🤡 |
| If the war ends, do we still care about free cash flow or not? |
| Wait is that the one Iran just rejected or it's another one ?\n\nCould they pause for a sec so we can sort which talks are already cancelled and which can pump the market until they are ?\n\nI swear if i wanted to charge $100k for tweets signals i would shell game that shit just like this\n\n |
| Yeah no |
| Intc to 150 Monday |
| Grab a Late hour brother, it’s my fav from David.. |
| I'm excited to see what happens. Bought 50 spy 745c |
| So you became a pizza boy? |
| https://preview.redd.it/53iepu9kclfh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89f902de8a4ea7104d08bea1f8a2edeb88c9da22 |
| Once China comes close to exhausting its oil reserves to an uncomfortable level, this “war” is over. China’s reserves are the only reason oil prices aren’t at eye gouging levels.\n\nRight now it is just a humiliation ritual for the US, and a pathetic attempt to save face for the Iranian theocracy. |
| Wolf cried Peter |
| No I agree, it's just the resolution was ever more impossible and implausible breakthroughs in tech. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zyea4n1jclfh1.jpeg?width=784&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4976fa97c1fad324a640f419b62cd5f8b1169812 |
| You'd think they'd predict the thing that happened last year would happen again. Stable geniuses in charge. |
| From 2014 to 2024, Ark Innovation ETF wiped out $7 billion in investor wealth |
| bulltards doing backflips over some weekend oil movement when 170 companies in spy have earnings this week 🤣 |
| They just did, nobody believed them. |
| You can't replace bordeaux and champagne wines with something else... Several other French wine regions as well which make iconic wines. |
| https://preview.redd.it/aw14fioaclfh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7566f977254934b80391e5dec6003d644f35ce04\n\nwow |
| Pakistan, Iran, China, Russia, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Oman, India, Iraq, Syria, Egypt, Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turkmenistan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Brazil, South Africa and Several Other Countries Reportedly Explore a Possible Path Toward Potential Preliminary Discussions About the Prospect of Eventually Resuming Talks With the United States in a China-Initiated Push, sources say |
| This one is final, right? \n. \n. \n. \n. \n. \n. \nright? |
| Yeah cuz I’m winning now bitch |
| Is it really talks... Or just another round of restocking missiles. \n\nHopefully talks |
| At the Bening the smart people were saying it was a scam, they got attacked by the tesla paladins saying they would be milionaires and now we see this posts, im sad you lost your money but the warning sign was realy BIG. |
| I have 600 puts on $spy jul 27 at $733\n\nWill I be broke tomorrow |
| Send the Qs to 900 tomorrow |
 https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2026/07/25/houthis-claim-attack-saudi-oil-refinery-iran-war-widens-red-sea/ www.washingtonpost.com |
| prob puts? food sucks doesnt it? i just wanna drink old fashioneds at 11am at the mall |
| Hey, I'm down that much since June and I own MU. At least you're more likely to make money and not be down 70% on MUU or 40% on DRAM so far despite the company and industry doing amazing. |
| He said he’s stopping the bombings but only because we’re running out of munitions (which mean Iran has is right where they want us). Not sure how bullish that is… |
| That's why you belong here, son. |
| Puts on them before earnings. Capex will be huge and stocks will sink. Of course. |
| Better than holding MUU since June lol, fuck I'd be happy to pay 5% to have had the inverse ETF. |
| Gotta play cake earnings this week |
| Inverse WSB |
| meh. calls Monday puts the rest of the week |
| Well in my experience the escalation isn't that far off from the kind of people you see irl there these days |
| Watch mango resume strikes and say something unhinged this evening |
| If you keep gambling, you WILL lose. |
| we gapping up today? \n[calls?](https://imgur.com/a/vmXAAA6) |
| same lol |
| I love it when I'm thanked for nutting in your mother. |
| Maybe I’ll feel something if I buy the entire Pepe supply |
| Yeah except now we’re on the brink of WWIII |
| you’re like a month late bro |
| Spy 800 this week. I am nostradumbass junior |
| Did it work |
| Shit if the one time I said fuck it and held calls over the weekend actually pays off, I will stop commenting on here and delete this app. |
| Happy Father's Day to the real ones |
| I didn't have a dad to teach me how to be a "man" and go after girls , so I had to copy what I see in media and internet using pattern recognition. |
| https://preview.redd.it/iyid1yr1blfh1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=893a406ba6daf71f153f66ad333d131dc1e423a2 |
| You spelled NBIS wrong |
| gonna eat lunch at the bar at cheesecake factory in the mall :feetswing: |
| Complement your mornings with a Davidoff Gran Cru. |
| Only problem is that it kept escalating. It started off making fun of silicon valley but then eventually was forced to resolve the impossible plot conflicts with greater and greater tech.\n\nStuff so powerful it would basically... destroy the world lol. But beyond that amazing show agreed. |
| 🌮 Monday |
| Too bad twitter, cursor, Xai (grok), and a data center business are all strapped to a space company. |
| Crazy drawdown... |
| It ain’t gonna be over in twelve hours pal, but you should make a handsome profit |
| He'll bend over backwards for the greater good. |
| Yeah baby full port calls |
| Lol good luck with that |
| Lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/95kxl0zoalfh1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d9d8e9d9ba881ba49ce548946835d972be954d5 |
| Does this mean buy now? |
| Red week confirmed |
| Listening to his friend Ryan Buffet. |
| Big Beautiful Peace Hammer |
| If the war ends after me buying calls over the weekend, I’ll be a millionaire |
| I am not referring to share prices, I am referring to industry share.\n\nThey would gain 27% total, while Disney currently holds 28% |
| U.S. bombing in Iran paused as Omani officials visit Tehran for talks\n\ntacos are back on the menu |
| Honestly I don’t even think market was dumping because of Iran war…. I didn’t even know they had a conflict going on |
| Actually yeah. It's my first big loss and I'm so proud of it! |
| SPCX about to fly tards |
| That Silicon Valley TV series was so good mayne |
| She's actually not into that. |
| Correct, but if they successfully argue that 27% is too high a share, then 28% automatically becomes too high a share. |
| my therapist said the same thing |
| I love to see everyone predicting what's going to happen this week when this is probably the most unpredictable week in recent memory |
| Eh. Yeah trying to like it but it’s just okay. We will always have Is This It |
| Go watch succesion on hbo. That will happen after warren dies |
| Paramount faces a 25-cent-per-share quarterly "ticking fee" to Warner Bros. Discovery shareholders starting September 30, potentially adding hundreds of millions each quarter, plus a $7 billion breakup fee if the deal collapses. |
| Mango about to serve the largest platter of Tacos you’ve ever seen this week. SPY will blow past ATH. \n\nEveryone who capitulated at the lows will buy back. And historic short interest will get squeezed. I don’t make the rules. |
| Margaret Brennan is top tier. |
| Agreed and I hold MSFT since 505, rip |
| Idk man, I’ve been doing it for 15 yrs and I’m ready to end it all. |
| It's interesting to think how these studios all became rich by offering a cheap escape during the Great Depression. Now they are the first expense dumped when people try to tighten their budgets. |
| Always hold a taco call over the weekend folks |
| lol kek double you |
| Hell yeah brother. Cheers from Iran |
| > Some (more and more) of that money ends up in pockets that will never spend 100% of their income and would effectively be dead to the broader economy if not invested in stocks (Which are also borrowed against even though their market-cap is not 1:1 with money invested) or bonds or other assets.\n\nWhich is why Fed printing and the Cantillon Effect is so bad. Sounds like you agree with me. Without the Fed endlessly extending a boom, you'd have natural credit cycles that are actually periodically healthy. |
| Man basically broke even after taxes |
| I bet they post here |
| they usually move together |
| They had their chances to acquire Micron ($1.0T market cap) & AMD ($0.85T), but they've gotten so big for M&A\n\nAt this point, SanDisk, Western Digital, Seagate, and Kioxia are each ~$0.2 trillion and if these bigger AI players want to be smart & control costs they should try to acquire some of these companies. |
| Went to bed shortly after that, so sorry for the late response.\n\nSorta..... It's not about the amount down. It's about an incredibly bearish pattern completing on the Nasdaq (diamond top) that has typically heralded major market tops . The S&P also finally broke trend at the end of the week. \n\nNow that said, great buying opportunity may in fact be true... \*if\* you realize it's like a start of the week thing. Because trend breaks are often tested, and tested, and sometimes tested exhaustively before the move finally happens. So I'm looking for some good bounce plays on Monday. But I'd be looking at 1-2 day swing trades there and not like... starting 12+ month longs here. There's too much potential atm to fall and retest SPY 700. I'm not freaking out and selling everything, but I'm keeping a very open mind let's say as the last two times we put in this kind of bullish consolidation flag on SPY were right before the Liberation Day selloff and the Iran War selloff. This is not a freak the fuck out and sell everything btw because note... I'm talking about buying when we get to 700. We need to take things a stage at a time or else you end up like all the bears who got on the wrong side of things in March by assuming it was the big one. |
| Your dad‘s girlfriend, bearish |
| Hey Mr moderator. I’m full porting on calls tomorrow. Axios insider put a nine figure short on oil tomorrow. CALLSSSS |
| At least your hand is not lonely ✋🏻 |
| Paramount has agreed to delay its $111 billion merger with Warner Bros. Discovery until June 1, 2027, or until a court rules on pending antitrust lawsuits, whichever comes first. The delay avoids an immediate preliminary injunction hearing and sets the stage for a full trial |
| Yep. It assumed the position immediately. Very impressive. |
| This geo-event timeline is the closest real life example we can get to \n \n*An unstoppable force meets an immovable object* |
| The Forever Deal |
| I felt that way for a long time until I met the right woman. Happily married 2 kids. Feels worth it. But everyone is different. |
| Sysco\n\nThey will be the ones who make the bugs we eat after all the crops have died |
| No miracles at the casino |
| Aren’t midterms historically bearish ? |
| Anything Elon touches turns to 💩 |
| So I can't retire on my 2 shares yet. |
| Your mom's boyfriend, bullish. |
| I have a lot of child free friends who love my kid and are great uncles and aunts. But some ppl kind of make it their personality and that’s weird |
| Haha yeah probably rklb? |
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| Calls calls calls. Insider trading already happening. Calls calls calls |
| I added more Goog post-earnings at \~$316, so I wish you the best! |
| I am dying to eat a robot's pussy. |
| 32 male is peak. Enjoy it brother. If you want to wait a few years for kids/marriage you can. But i found that 32 was absolute cinema. Had money, ripped, confident. Got women +7/-7 years of age. Perfection.\n\n |
| Robro simply forgot to not lock his knees. Happens to the best of us. |
| >It was your strong desire to conflate balance sheet expansion to increase the money supply and debt by the commercial banking supply + economy leading to expansion of the money supply.\n\n>It's inaccurate and harmful to muddy them. Merging of the two concepts to be identical is intellectually extremely dishonest. As one is productive while the other is not.\n\nHow's it inaccurate, all of those things increase money supply don't they? GDP growth is created by companies spending money they don't have to produce goods/services that circulate money around until it ends up right back in the lap of a bank handing out ever increasing amounts of debt (Borrowed not just against deposits, but also assets whose value is always changing and arbitrary), the money supply increases. Some (more and more) of that money ends up in pockets that will never spend 100% of their income and would effectively be dead to the broader economy if not invested in stocks (Which are also borrowed against even though their market-cap is not 1:1 with money invested) or bonds or other assets.\n\nThis 'banking is the right good way to increase money supply' thing is arbitrary. The only thing that matters is if resources are being properly ultilized and workers are able to receive sufficient, and hopefully increasing, resources.\n\nThe miscommunication we're having is pretty fundamental. Money is just a means of facilitating getting things done cooperatively, it doesn't fucking matter where that money came from. There is no equivalent example to the world's leading economy doing QE, not the fucking Roman Empire, not the pre-globalization Weimar Republic whose crippling reparations payment had no economic benefit to themselves.\n\nAnd we have examples of Pre-QE-QT central banking in the US and it was a fucking mess in terms of interest rates and inflation.\n\n>That's the issue, we don't have enough goods being exchanged.\n\nWe agree on that, but that's not because of QE. We've had not enough goods being exchanged as a problem before QE. It's called inflation and it's been WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY worse before QE and before the US even had a significantly high Debt-GDP.\n\n>When the world doesn't think you can pay back your loans, the answer is not fraudulently buying from yourself.\n\nIt's full faith and credit stuff, nobody actually thinks the US can't pay off the bonds or, for example, Japan wouldn't be keeping their 1 trillion in US debt. There's a problem in that a lot of big European pensions started selling off their US bonds because of... current issues, yes, that's a problem but more of the faith and credit type which is being shaken by stupidity.\n\nWhat they want higher interest rates to buy, that's it, central bank doesn't want higher interest rates, they buy the supply rather than letting the auction spike interest rates like in the 50 years before that became a tool. When there's more interest in the current interest rate, they do QT and unwind.\n\nAnyway, it's pretty clear you don't actually want to read what's being said because you are stuck on 'right' way to introduce money supply, I get it. Have the last word if you'd like. |
| I'm not crying in the Monday.\n\n I'm crying because the casino is closed until monday. |
| Cool story bro!\n\nQualcomm's recent presentation bot will lead the way! |
| “Keep MSFT’s ticker outta you motherfuckin mouth!!” |
| Firing rockets at ships, bullish. \n\nTariffs, bullish. \n\nGlobal oil crisis, bullish. \n\nWorld war, bullish. \n\nBearish, believe it or not, bullish. |
| if you join marriage for vagina and bobs then its the wrong place to be |
| that seems like not enough to retire but depends on where you live. |
| ew |
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| WB go down down down down |
| I am Cathie Woods financial advisor and my stock analysis is highly regarded among my peers. |
| https://preview.redd.it/5pwj9vpz8lfh1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd4db2b7ad3d42dad97f504718643286a799b08c |
| Don’t listen to these guys put it all on black and double it |
| I love your mom too! |
| I would keep investing in AI stocks as long as the investment thesis & fundamentals for sex robots remain intact. |
| The Lesson here is YOU are your worst enemy! The age old Nimps Fear & Greed!!!!! |
| Reee |
| Over paid CEO vs tech workers. They know when to ruin his reputation. |
| Delaware state fair |
| It could be a Prius and still be worth celebrating, homie |
| We're both 42 and unmarried / no kids. we don't really worry about money at all which is nice and buy whatever we want. |
| The option traders hedge fund\n\nDynamic hedging\n\nOption volitility and trading by natenburg (really anything from Sheldon natenberg and Benjamin Graham)\n\nThe Bible of options strategies \n\nTrading options as a professional \n\nThen for stocks I would recommend the intelligent investor. |
| No u |
| Would have personally gone with "Probably out of RAM but don't worry we'll download some more later" and shake fist at Koreans. |
| Love her! |
| Some of you are unable to communicate without posting in a meme format and it shows |
| Wonder what the official deal name will be when all is said and done. I'm guessing something like Super Duper Bestests Billions Iranian Deal |
| We're smart enough not to buy into the oldest myth running, love. A fiction created by people to keep them from jumping out windows. - Wardon Buffo |
| >They make oil everywhere too\n\nFunnily enough, no they don't. |
| maybe if it was an e63 wagon |
| They make oil everywhere too |
| Not enough man |
| So calls? |
| i hear so many stories of broken marriages, i don't know if i feel FOMO for not having a wife, or rather JOMO (Joy of missing out) |
| It's always worth it. |
| It’s real taco in effect |
| It’s easy. we will just ask for a ceasefire after ending the last ceasefire. and the one before that and the other one before that |
| Escorts my friend |
| buy high sell low, wsb mantra |
| No laws apply currently |
| if you lose it you will never make it again. seriously exit with at least 1million |
| Banbet msft 500 5d |
| Did I miss a taco? I don’t see anything on truth. Asking so I know if it’s worth full porting calls on open |
| Monitoring the situation from Canada 🍁 |
| Just walked by big shot Mr. Jim and his Mercedes S Class at Starbucks. Who put's their name on a license plate ?. It's not a Lamborghini bro 😦🤌 |
| This is an ACTUAL book, just for those of you wondering. Lol\n\nhttps://archive.org/details/helpingretardedt0000hahn\n\nI had to go double-check this on at least two different sources. 😅\n\nhttps://search.worldcat.org/title/Helping-the-retarded-to-know-God-a-guide-for-Christian-teachers-of-the-mentally-handicapped/oclc/28504 |
| And bobs |
| This is casino, we place our bets purely on vibes! |
| Shrek candles nothing less |
| That Intel move post earnings was hilarious. So many retard bols and call holders got excited and sucking off each other, and then Cramer comes in and fucks them from behind 🤣🤡 |
| Vagina |
| Some of us get deleted Dave. |
| Warsh better come out with the new fugazi way to measure inflation. His hair depends on it lmfaooo |
| We’re all going full port GOOG on Monday |
| I'm going to be serious because I don't want to see you get hurt...\n\nSpaceX is a gamble right now...\n\nIf you believe in the space story then you should take a look at space etfs. It won't be as glamorous as a single stock on a run. But it will give you diversity in the field.\n\nI like nasa and ufo for this. They are both down considerably this year so a good entry could be soon.\n\n |
| wish i could hit a mil. |
| I just turned 32 earlier this week and so far I have no regrets having no wife/gf/kids. Do whatever I want when I want. Money to buy stocks. What am I missing here unless it's too good to be true? |
| Not pay taxes |
| Since the first grocery store shopping cards. |
| I need a 5 bagger this week at least |
| 0DTE for 2.2m saved |
| Well, that means Hormuz tolls right? |
| Cramer an Burry ghay bearish, calls it is |
| Nah bro you’ll be like the guy from Memento |
| WE all die at the end. |
| That’s really fucking scary actually that it’s that few. How did this get out then? |
| 30 if you are lucky. Most work 40+ |
| In the end, they want a favorable deal, so they should settle this before Nov. Once passing midterm, or the point of no return, their leverage to pressure 🥭 disappears |
| How much is Skydance paying per day that the deal doesn't go through? |
| Ive been hit on the head so many times and smoke so much weed that when I hit 60 and develop Alzheimer's there will be no change. |
| I have 1.1m saved and 300k home equity Want to retire so bad, but I fucked up and impregnated my wife 😭 |
| Double hung stems from England you regard. There is not even a "american window" because its all from Europe |
| The big dump for is scheduled for apple this week, don’t miss out |
| Netflix is all like do nothing, get 2.8 billion breakup fee and still crash on stonks |
| A lot easier than starving to death, interestingly |
| They die at the end. |
| 11% in a month, what are these? Rookie numbers? |
| This is the way. I said RIP oil bulls and posted the hyperliquid chart and they are jumping all over me calling me a troll |
| "Turn around you crazy bastards" |
| Based on what |
| It’s not great, but to give them a little credit at least it’s not the exact same sound. I’m getting bored with my favorite bands always sounding exactly the same on every album for all eternity. |
| I’m in the air today. Flying to the Mexican border state |
| Even this market has occasionally limits when fundamentals are so bad compared to price |
| How do people work for over 30 years |
| I live in Canada, so our lettuce is blissfully diarrhea-free |
| Trump pauses Iran strikes to allow for Diplo to put on a banger show in Tehran. |
| All lies 😭 |
| Shit talking bols in r/oil is my favorite pastime |
| Calls on uncontrollable wild fires. |
| Hopefully Google calls were the right play |
| Trump pauses Iran strikes to allow diplomacy: US diplomat |
| SMCI back to 40 this week. Then tank during ER |
| Too much dip on your chip |
| I like this |
| You cannot become a neurosurgeon on the side. In the same way, you cannot "master" options on the side. The only way is to make it your profession. Then put in the 10,000 hours of learning and experience. To master anything that is high risk and expensive you have to live, eat, sleep, breathe it. Only way. |
| Turn all the boats around and don't answer the phone. You'll be revered throughout history. |
| Sometimes I wonder if you’re ghey, but then I realize that I am ghey. |
| Yeah because the market cares about fundamentals...\n\n nvidia makes 91 billion a quarter and has been pretty much flat.\n\nAmazon is amazing and has been flat for a very long time.\n\nTesla blows ass and has been all over the place. |
| Oooooo you're gonna buy my chicken oooooooooo |
| Yay another Taco Bell |
| You got extra lettuce, didn't you? |
| SPY cannot make new highs without Mag7. The other 493 stocks in the S&P 500 don’t have enough weight to move SPY. Look at Friday, RSP was up 1% and SPY flat. \n\nWe need Lag7 or at least a few of them and semis. Otherwise this shit goes sideways for a while. |
| I had to fall to lose it AAll. |
| A family member of mine is an additions counselor. Please do right by you and your family and cash out and get help. There’s so much more out there that’s hiding behind your Robinhood screen. 🫡 |
| Love your hair |
| Took my morning shit in a contemplative pose |
| What app is this?? I see a lot of people post on here with screenshot of this app, but can never tell which app it is. |
| Where the implied volatility guy at |
| That stinks. |
| Perfect example of where that laugh emoji is necessary!🤣 |
| Hey the chart in the widget looks like a giant middle finger |
| They aren't going away completely. They're getting their hours and wages reduced. You're gonna have to get gaped at competitive rates in the evenings and clean houses during the day. It's all going to be part-time, semi-pro shaft work. |
| Agreed. |
| Iran knows midterms are coming, they're going to drag this shit into November, no way they hand 🥭 an easy exit of this quagmire. |
| None of that money went to elon... the dude is the most illiquid billionaire in the world. \n\nHe would have to sell his shares to get paid.\n\nAt one point we all contributed to inflating his unrealized gain for a few weeks. \n\nBut that's about it. |
| my mornin poo sounds better than this new strokes album |
| Can't you just find some crackhead part of town? Pretty sure it don't cost too much around those parts. |
| popeyes does geopolitical negotiating? |
| Clinton? LMAO pray tell, what other database options were out there in 1996? Oracle was likely an order of magnitude cheaper than running AS/400 back then. |
| Them r/tinyhats a wild bunch. |
| It’s really not |
| Oooooo you wanna rotate so bad oooooooo |
| Pretty low bar. |
| And Americans’ lives |
| Do you have a full-length mirror at home? |
| No I'd like them to die so I can buy them at dirt cheap prices. |
| august shrek run gonna be insane |
| Hope Microsoft has something special this time. 🙏 |
| CALLz? |
| Oui oui! |
| Yeah it's been very helpful. I use polygon and a few other plug-ins. Really all that you have to do is ask chat gpt to make a claude code for whatever you want. They work very well together. |
| as i get deeper into the state of the wish fulfilled, i see my 3D reflect my 4D. i am on the right path and everything is conforming more and more rapidly |
| Wouldn't the SPX like to know. |
| Sure bud lol |
| PUTs? |
| "The pain has been especially acute for holders of single-stock leveraged exchange-traded funds tied to chip giants Samsung Electronics and SK Hynix, which had surged alongside the AI-driven semiconductor rally, and have now tumbled."\n\nIf you buy one of these you are a stupid, stupid motherfucker |
| Ted did the ultimate jiu jitsu move for Netflix by inflating the stock price for WB. Wonder what the ellisons are gonna pull to try getting it done |
| Yesssssss die ASSTITS! |
| Is SPX opening at 7500 or not |
| If you read my entire post, it was not about risk management 🙂 |
| popeyes does the same for me but it's my fav |
| I thank you for being critical. That sub doesn't deserve you |
| Never see what? |
| I have covered calls and protective puts at my buy in. |
| We all get punch cards. I like it. |
| Show me your friends (IBM, TSLA, SPCX) and I will show you your future (META, MSFT, NVDA) |
| Only asking about the part regarding supply and demand, if you brought back that much material. Couldn't you hold it and sell periodically like De Beers does with diamonds? Owning the entire supply and inflating your worth with a massive stockpile? |
| Yes |
| That's my biggest losses since 2022. It's in my gambling port so it's fine.\n\n I've just never qualified for a loss post before. \n\nIt's all just do new and exciting for me! |
| to buy another launch since last one goes boom boom |
| Imagine suckling at the teet of AI bros so much you actually believe sex workers are going away. |
| All these tacos are giving me a tummy ache |
| I made 100k when I was 22 it’s been almost a year exactly since and I have exactly 100k in my account, I also work 7 days a week so |
| There’s no strategy Claude can pull together from its training data that isn’t already used heavily. Any strategy used heavily loses its edge and makes no gains. |
| Yes we will but it has a weird - in front |
| !banbet NVDA 220 7/29 |
| To be fair, that seems like a valid reaction for an advanced AI system once it takes a moment to scan the internet, realise how fucked its makers are and immediately want to crash out |
| My port got gaped in June being 100% long- decided to buy some puts last week and now I think 🥭’s dick might be coming back for more |
| How can she 🌮 |
| ZS puts were one of my biggest winners this year after it absolutely tanked last ER and went from .50 to 10.00… \nLightning probably won’t strike twice, but something to think about |
| “No more options for me”\n\nSee you next Monday 🫡\n\nJk congrats, fuck you, and congrats again. Awesome story |
| Really? Who? |
| One handle at a time my man. |
| Made a play and it was a million dollar gain. Then I woke up at Wendy’s faaaaaaaahhhhh |
| Oh yes it is. |
| Their photo ops are also normally just a big crowd of random people shouting on a street. They just don't put the effort in. |
| I hope that they merge with tesla to become a super mega ultra cap company. Data centers on Uranus. What's not to love about SpaceX? |
| Not true. Double hung windows are not common in Europe and american windows are not re brands or subsidiaries of European windows. Wrong on all counts, congrats! |
| Waiting for ASTS to continue to fucking tank tomorrow while it's shitty, scumsucking management refuses to say what its bullshit dilution was for. |
| I see people calling this a myth all the time, but anecdotally it seems to work for me. |
| I have been assigned to lead the military operation in Iran going forward. |
| Cathie is holding…… |
| Microsoft? |
| Every 10th MOU gets you a free frogurt |
| finally sell. you know what to do. sell. get out of your 100% luck provided positions and forgive yourself and never trade again |
| Satanyahu is willing to spend every US tax dollar necessary to get this done |
| where to see weeknd futa ? |
| These bags are getting heavy... maybe I'll use them to do some curls and get ripped! |
| I'm a semi-famous US prez. If you can guess which one, I'll give you two tickets to a Middle Eastern tour. Of duty. |
| 120k to Go |
| Did the entire US defense budget just get cucked? |
| So calls on haughty wine then? |
| Hookerbots and image generators basically guarantee there's only a couple more generations that can continue the oldest profession. Wild. |
| Only regards bought SPCX. |
| Haha yeah... |
| My worth is not determined by money |
| 🥭 should win peace prize with how many times he's made peace with Iran alone. |
| :shrek: |
| Im so disappointed. This is not regarded. This is merely high functioning autism. |
| What about the 250 long institutions ? |
| 99.9% of you will never see 100k |
| probly some ai chip maker nobody heard about yet |
| > Wine going to get super expensive.\n\nThey make wine literally everywhere |
| Iran has no navy and shut down a strait... times are changing. |
| Yes!!! The bottom is in! |
| Or if you listen to energy analysts, supply is ramping up elsewhere we'll have a glut even with the Strait closed.\n\nThe cure for high prices is high prices.\n\nInflation is for the poors, money printing and asset prices for the top of the K. |
| Just suggested what the US could do to the Houthis if they kept attacking ships. Mods didn't like it, obvs haha. I have had a previous ban for being mildly critical of a certain group though, as you suggested. |
| Crime Scene Investigation Do Not Cross |
| broo… $41,000 UNrealized?! this is gonna end bad. |
| Lmao! Look at you with your Porsche 911 - are you the 80’s Wall Street Guy? Nice one. 🤣 |
| Well at least my puts are 10 days out I’m not entirely screwed yet 🤷🏻♂️ |
| STLD CALLS STILL |
| Hmmm I will make one last attempt to help you. Sorry I said it would be my last comment.\n\n\nActually that isn't how it started. \n\nFrom your early comments:\n\n\n>without increasing money supply you can't have GDP growth, and that's done through debt and money printing through debt.\n\n\nIt was your strong desire to conflate balance sheet expansion to increase the money supply and debt by the commercial banking supply + economy leading to expansion of the money supply. \n\nIt's inaccurate and harmful to muddy them. Merging of the two concepts to be identical is intellectually extremely dishonest. As one is productive while the other is not.\n\n>Because money is fake. If you have enough goods being exchanged, it doesn't matter.\n\nThat's the issue, we don't have enough goods being exchanged. This is why global investors are rejecting US debt. When the world doesn't think you can pay back your loans, the answer is not fraudulently buying from yourself. Never has worked and won't ever work.\n\nAnyways apologies. This is truly my last comment. Just in case you have an earnest desire to be truthful I thought it was worthwhile to make the distinction perfectly clear. |
| we are so back |
| went bulls deep in MULL near the closing low.....LES GOOOOOOOO! |
| Concepts of concepts of TACO 🚀🚀🚀 |
| Is it over or are we back |
| Coffee is normal drink. Dont be a health scammer. |
| Carrot Top has friends? |
| Oh my gourd |
| You don't have to check the market, you just set it and forget it. Even if you can't do that, there's no reason a trustee couldn't put it in VTI/VXUS, and a trustee waiting a few months to hold the cash doesn't make sense either. |
| France seems to be fucked. Raging wild fires and another heatwave coming in. Wine going to get super expensive. Better stock up now.\n\nPuts on baguettes |
| SPR going to dry up before this war can carry on much longer. |
| Joined a fortune 100 company 2 months ago. They haven’t even started really using AI and the people in charge don’t understand what it can do. I think there’s more bubble to come |
| 🥭 is kind of guy who asks nudes for Research purposes! |
| It came down 5% from Thursday night to Friday evening. (101.5 to 96.5 ish ) \n\nEVEN THOU US STRIKES IRAN ON THURSDAY NIGHT. \n |
| No |
| Bears downvoting.....good ol bullish indicator |
| NETANYAHU TO FOX NEWS: THE WAR WILL END WHEN THE IRANIAN REGIME FALLS OR IS WEAKENED TO REALIZE THE NECESSITY OF ENDING ITS NUCLEAR PROGRAM. ...\n\n\nBulls are cooked yet again |
| Love to see it! |
| Agree. SPR drain has had a lot to do with keeping price down, and China disconnecting from the overall supply chain of oil is another. |
| Carrot Top? |
| my whole port is crypto + FIG calls. it's gonna spike up dramatically second half 2026 |
| Peace deal isn't peace deal before half of the Iran's bridges and powerplants are gone! |
| Dice? Is that you? |
| Are my INTC + BE longs saved? |
| Hey man why you gotta call me out like that |
| Stupid fat hobbitses |
| $QQQ puts but depends on price action from FOMC |
| You’re still just gambling |
| Get off my lawn |
| Warses & Peaces |
| You mention it enough times maybe more people get into trading it. In 30 years or so maybe it'll even have enough volume to matter. |
| The irritating part about this is he’s just waiting to ruin this pump and announce the new EU tariffs…but you have no clue when that’s exactly gonna be revealed |
| Appreciate it |
| Thanks trump |
| PEACE IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS |
| Yeah because you're an edgelord who is desperate for any kind of attention to validate that you exist. |
| Based |
| I am waiting it to drop to 300 or 290 then I’ll yolo 100k. It’s still 66% return in last 1 year. Not sustainable. \nThe last time I bought Google was in 2024 when everyone was saying that it’s going to become yahoo. \nMy wife works at google so I am not worried if i miss out buying. |
| 85% |
| imagine paying twice for the same game |
| Less leverage over Iran maybe. If we deplete everyone's interceptors we can make them appreciate us more. They'll pay us to not start shit. And by us, I mean like 12 people. |
| I like the attention you've provided. |
| Yep 👍 |
| My wife is Asian. Definitely a very white guy thing to do... Points deducted. |
| Not that retard bro. Your options are ages out. It will go way over 400 at least a few times till then. So plenty of time for a nice gain \n\n\nEdit: lmao I thought you have 08/2028 leaps … \n\nYou’re fucked |
| Larry probably don't have the money anyway.\n\nHe definitely won't in 2027 lmao |
| Have you ever considered shutting the fuck up? Or saving this dumb shit for 4chan or whereever losers congregate now? |
| All while 🥭 brain is melting. Amazing times |
| wouldn't surprise me at all, shocked it isn't still sitting there or higher honestly |
| I'm not at all saying its a good thing it's this high, and I am not invested in oil one way or the other, it just seems like with everything going on this thing should be over 100 easy |
| Some, hopefully most of you realize we talk about weekend futures because we're bored on the weekend even while we know they're practically useless. I worry for the rest of you. |
| We have the world renowned leading expert on war strategy on Reddit this morning |
| First 100k is the hardest |
| Fridays future. You mean today? |
| poor |
| The first time we had a ceasefire it was said that China pushed them into it from reliable sources.\n\nThis time again it was said that China is initiating it and it makes sense. Their leaders want to control Hormuz at all costs but China has real leverage over them. Unlike these groundhog day threats we keep hearing. |
| Bro just sell everything and call it a day at this point |
| If I identify as black does that make me black even though I'm white as a marshmallow? |
| Imagine bombing for 2 weeks straight and ending up with even less leverage than before because you're running out of missiles even faster than you're running out of political capital. \n\nIran is never giving up the Hormuz. This is exactly how I would have predicted a 🥭 war would go. A fiasco from start to finish. |
| sound star wars ish honestly |
| Yeah, this would be a good idea. Also, although they are not great for any reason other than protecting yourself from your money, maybe an annuity for life. Should at least give you enough to eat and would dole out your gambling money at intervals. |
| I wasn't tricked I was robbed at gunpoint. |
| You paying $500-$600 for a 5 is the real crime. Trip to Applebee's and pretending to care is all it takes. |
| The houthis name just doesn’t cut it for me. Just not berrorist enough. Sounds like a little afrikan tribe ran by kids lmfaoooo |
| I wish it would. $55 bucks for the fill up of 87 octane in a small v6 car is starting to sting. |
| Good news means stonk go down, checks out. |
| covered the body, like it was a human. We are so f\*\*\*ed. |
| Cheers thanks, appreciate that! |
| When it pumps it’s because oil doesn’t matter and when it dumps like it did last week people say cause it’s cause of oil lol |
| Just think regarded. That’s what I’ve been doing. Works better |
| and he's a convicted felon |
| Oh wait I am blind im looking at Friday's future |
| Watch it go to 90 |
| Wow, I just took a look and those people are weird af |
| I’m sure you have extensive experience with the ladyboys too |
| Kospi will dump way before thenz lets be honest |
| Monday peace is just for show\n\nFriday peace is the real deal |
| European windows are the standard on which American windows are based. All high performance American made windows are either re-brands, subsidiaries, or knock offs of European windows. |
| It's fisting Sunday, boys. ✊🏿 |
| Musk bitching = deserved. |
| Yea. Why hoard the code? Think you’re the only one who wants to make money? |
| Why did they cash out |
| Jesus Christ. Imagine being you ahahah |
| The cheat meals put your body into shock to work overtime. It actually helps if you do it once a week |
| weekend oil is so fake, no way this shits down 5% come monday morning |
| Gonna have to learn to 🥙 to make them happy. |
| Hey fellas, highly recommend Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced. I finished the OG a long time ago but enjoying it again with the enhancements so far. |
| Fucking congratulations bro!!!! I love to see shit like this. And you saying that you’re done with options and you’re going to get treatment for gambling AFTER you made 1.5m is the icing on the cake for me. Absolute legend. Too many people would ride the high til it was all gone or they were back in debt. Good on you for having the presence of mind to take the steps you’re taking after such an incredible run. You had balls of steel in the red and homie is still swinging those balls of steel in the green. Smart man!!!!!!!! |
| THEY TRICKED US AND TOOK ALL OUR MONEY\n\n |
| There will be way better opportunities |
| That’s a whole lot of words for just asking “uppies or not” |
| Probably the third time in a week that i read this thing |
| Am I blind or nasdaq future is 1% in the red |
| ***what?*** |
| The 50th time is the charm |
| MSFT 0 |
| Bud you better cash this fucking shit out at 4am monday and take your poor wife on a trip, if you don't do this you might as well go buy a bag of fent |
| 625 |
| Hit resistance. A pullback here was likely. People on both sides of the trade are misreading it. We were saying for months how the numbers made no sense and you saw the eventual 30% surge. The oil futures market is practically organized gambling and often does not reflect reality: see the record high crack spread. |
| What do we expect for tomorrow? Hyperliquid hints at semi pump. Is it even reliable at all? |
| 69 |
| Shhh….just buy puts on his health and calls on hospital beds…. |
| no ? they are begging for peace right now\n\nevery time we said they were begging they indeed came out begging for memorandums or ceasefires |
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| Sofi! |
| Are you lost? |
| Fkn dawg sh!t market…………..\n\nCalls |
| Come to toronto man, escorts are 300-500 maple dollars |
| Coming soon\n\nMU 1080, NVDA 218, SOXL 205, GOOG 340 |
| gey |
| Me four. |
| People eat an average of 4 spiders per year in their sleep. |
| Correction: it was a spaceship. |
| Cool story.\n\nUsername checks out. |
| https://preview.redd.it/aj6hukqp0lfh1.jpeg?width=451&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f03fc0ab2f3172c1d5a9cdbd7e44218a24bb6ea |
| Looks like friday will be the bottom. Mag 7 capex will be so horrifyingly huge that panic selling will occur. Then monday or even friday afternoon we rocket back up to new ath. |
| italian fat kid epidemic |
| Europoors have the worst windows |
| It’s fake |
| they are really close this time. trust me guys |
| That happens with poor risk management! I hope you learn from it and research how to manage risk (ex: you never risk more than 2% of your total in a single trade) |
| I have a tip for you: consume normal food and drinks instead of pure garbage |
| The case won’t block shit on its merits, but if it delays things long enough and ORCL keeps crashing the Ellisons might go broke. |
| and you couldn't fly in an airplane until the wright brothers did, and you couldn't go under the ice in a submarine until the Nautilus did. What's YOUR point exactly? Because its never been done before it never will be done? If so, here's a tip...don't invest. |
| We keep printing money faster and faster, in 10-20 years it will get there. |
| Semis if you don’t hold this pump and end +100% end of week I stg |
| As you get older and start losing your near sighted vision, they're hot up close too. |
| I wont open my trading app the coming week. Don’t fuck it up guys! I want to see hella green |
| So why are these peace talks different from all the others? |
| Never go to r/childfree. It's a cult |
| **BanBet Created** ▲ | **Record:** 0W - 1L\n\n| Ticker | Target | Entry | Move | Expires |\n|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|\n| **SNDK** | $3000.00 (above) | $1442.21 | +108.0% | Aug 25, 2:08 PM | |
| !banbet SNDK 3000 1m |
| I'm here to gamble my $50 |
| any live chatter ? :dance: |
| All in on memory and semis |
| from a mine, not a deliberate missile attack.\n\nnothing burger |
| https://preview.redd.it/crkvjp9vzkfh1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cbfd0fcf7d573ccfb03bd05245c88bbf90713fb |
| Disney was bad enough. This should not go through |
| Just need a pink taco and I’m happy |
| Calls on inflation and watered down garbage coffee. |
| We aren't until we are. \n\nBut either way, we may get close enough to ruin everything. |
| Not from individual earnings. DXJ and similar are more for long-term hold. |
| Are you sure? Because it seems to me that no other space company on earth has a such a grip on reusable rockets as spaceX. Let alone starling which itself is a great service. |
| Is that the glove guy from the memes? \n\nYeah, man. Rip gone too soon imo |
| Gain deez nutz retard |
| See, here you go again. If it's so shitty, why don't you disprove it. Should be easy, right? |
| Dude at Dunkin poured me a coffee and then asked for a tip. \n\nYa I got a tip, buy calls baby. 🥭 |
| I think the common view is that alot of Japanese see the entire stock market as gambling and have a bit of a negative view on it, so I cannot imagine they would be very into options. |
| Bers the type to buy puts on Snek |
| Everyday is like Sunday |
| You are dehydrated sir. |
| The problem we're gonna run into is even at the height of TACO no ships were going into the strait. This particular TACO is keeping up the blockade and Houthi's still strangling Bab al-Mandeb. It doesn't really solve the fundamental issue. But I guess that doesn't matter until we decide the reserves are too low. Or China start buying again. |
| Not surprised that you have no money. |
| If it looks to good to be true, it probably is |
| There is at least one winner for this week’s ER, you just have to pick the right strike 🫵😝 |
| Marvel died with Thanos. |
| Bullish af for energy |
| Is there a karma minimum to be able to create a post on this sub? |
| A tanker just blew up in the strait |
| MM def shook out people on Friday and it’s def gaping up tonight/this week |
| Your wife has a bf. My gf has a husband. We are not the same. |
| Ryan Gosling in Ghost Rider? Well, guess I'm a Marvel fan now. |
| It’s not market makers doing the rotation. It’s individual investors. MMs just follow the flow. This is why picking single stocks is hard. Indexes can churn sideways while money moves around. |
| Bruh sold for a profit mang |
| mostly sloppy job |
| It got posted several times, it's one thing with reposts but the first one got removed too for some reason |
| HOW DARE YOU 🙉 |
| what 7 to a 300 OpenAI hole? |
| >#POTUS Bibi is not going to be happy with this. |
| Start banging ugly chicks again to mix it up. |
| Man I wanted to see this video again, why did you moderators delete it :/// |
| That's a bold assumption about the cleanliness of redditors. |
| Hope you didn't get rid of your calls for puts on friday lmaoo 🤡 |
| Does Taco still work if Iran doesn't like Tacos anymore? |
| The US10Y should be 10%, its only fair. 🤷♂️ |
| You should take your giant win and save your money before phase 3 comes out |
| You gambled your kids college fund?? |
| Hate to say it, but escorts that I was typically looking at $500 - $600/hr are now charging $700/hr. Surprisingly the porn stars haven't changed their rate (+$1,000/hr) so the difference between a typical woman & a pornstar is getting smaller |
| Why WEN is on sale. He can just buy the whole company. |
| 10% |
| I jacked off to the last UFC card on Paramount+ if that answers your question. |
| They’re probably one of those ear egg laying house spiders |
| Might be top 3 most eventful weeks of the year... |
| Sounds like my sexy time routine |
| Sold the MU top but loading sanddick now. |
| did it show middle finger? |
| Your shitty Reddit DD? |
| Im gonna ask this question to the left wing nutcase party in my country. |
| Women are so hot on Insta or just online. Its not until you get in kissing distance that you see the pores and blemishes. 20/20 vision is amazing Thank God but I fucking see everything. Not that im a perfectionist but these girls are really not all that when you actually serial date. Like ive probably gone out with 30 different women since last summer. Its all the same shit guys, find a true love and stick with her. Unless I'm drunk, making out with these yellow toothed hoes with their 2 lbs of foundation just doesnt make me horny anymore. |
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| not financial advice but you COULD sell half and put it into $240 strike price 208dte 19 Feb 2027 call options. the current price per contract is $9,250 which gives you control of 100 shares. buy 17 of those contracts and you'll have control of 1,700 shares for $157,250. personally, I think Google will go back to $400 within the next 7 months. and if it does, then your 1,700 shares will be at worth $16,000 each, so $272,000 in total. subtract you initial investment of $157,250 and you'll have made a profit of $114,750. and an additional $40k profit from those 500 stocks you held.\nif you end up doing something like this, then let me know. I'm doing something similar but just on a slightly smaller scale as I don't have as much capital as you do haha. |
| Got a bunch at 800 and sold it back at 980 so my fomo regarding worked out ok |
| https://preview.redd.it/r0k1r7eaykfh1.jpeg?width=1277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b8a44463da088c2f53a62c8e5085a7bfed38d6a\n\n \nKeep hoping |
| Report back if you actually get treatment 😂😂 |
| Bruh we have earnings of BAG7 and FOMC, how is that boring |
| 0dte\n\nJust because you could.... doesn't mean you should.... |
| Sadly it can go a very long time, near indefinitely if Fed keeps printing money. |
| Hi |
| PSA:\n\n🫵 You're using way too much laundry detergent\n\nYou only need a little 🤏\n\n🫵 Don't pour so much in there!!! |
| Bruh is 134 yo mayn |
| You give them too much credit. You need a certain level of sentience for that |
| Not gonna happen, this is a bid for more time from both sides to reup on munitions |
| Hi |
| Boring week |
| You should have seen that coming a mile away. Cut your losses. Salvage what you can. We will likely have a rather bullish week. If so sell into strength buy into weakness |
| What’s love, got to do with it |
| 🥷 I paid 4.07 yesterday sheeeeeeit |
| There are people that laid an entirely new transatlantic fiber cable to shave a few milliseconds off of trading time and you think whipping together some Claude bot is going to out compete the market? |
| Sell the news lol\n\nI dunno maybe the increased chance of a taco supreme? |
| Don't listen to thse retards saying not to hold leveraged etf longterm, it won't reverse split if it keeps going up. |
| I have a feeling Buffett is going to buy mcd this year. |
| well shit INTC did great and I still might be having to buy up 400 shares this week. |
| if i identify as a 65 year old elderly man, can i qualify for pension? |
| Did it hurt? |
| Depends. I thought it was overrated. The pacing was fucked, no character development, story was a bit off from the original piece. But from an artistic perspective it was beautiful with some breathtaking scenes. Nolan knows how to make spectacular movies. For sure. \n\nOverall, definitely worth the watch. But don't have too high expectations. |
| Boring week |
| Weekend Oil\n\nhttps://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-oil---us-crude\n\n\nWeekend DOW \n\nhttps://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/weekend-wall-street\n\n\nJust remember that volume is extremely low so don't take it too seriously lol \n\n |
| Holding MU around low 900s, watched it go all the way up to ATH and back down to where it is now lol plan on holding for a while |
| Sounds like a classic buy high sell low play to me |
| Above 330 would be nice, not being greedy |
| same here, too hard to resist |
| Fucked |
| This time is different. |
| INCOMING SHREK TONIGHT |
| ✨Manipulation✨ |
| I for once keep my gains. \n\n\n"So far" |
| This will be green tomorrow lmao |
| Markets? Please ignore the exploding oil tanker. They FAFO'd, nothing to see there. Keep pumping those weekend futes |
| same, right after ya |
| WTI doesn’t open for 8 hours. How would you know where oil is? Not trying to argue would like to know so I can track it. |
| I mean at least the US has Tesla, still the most EV sales in dollar terms. Although BYD sells more units. |
| Do you think DXJ will get affected? |
| Drank and ate like an asshole this whole week but I just did my weekly weigh in and I’m down .8lbs. Hell yeah |
| Bagholders you are so fucked 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Load up on Sneks |
| Dow Jones 55000 points. Don't ask why. |
| Flat to pump to catastrophic dump is the best setup to trade |
| As hard as it is, having a kid is kind of awesome. |
| Do they make those for pit bulls? I have two. |
| Calls on AMZN, Puts on MSFT |
| Can someone explain to me how oil is down while tankers are getting blown up and Saudi Aramco refinery on fire? |
| #black Monday 🖤🖤🖤 |
| There’s a little spider living in my car side mirror, comes out in the mornings and chills on its web, but runs back into the mirror when the car starts moving lol |
| Same lol. Average 325 and ideally want to take some cash out this week |
| Do they make porn? |
| https://preview.redd.it/grdm7tjgwkfh1.jpeg?width=1176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39597dc612d0de056646d388bdb6e5bc8c74f2a6 |
| Pentagon just incinerating cash at this point. What the eff are we even doing? |
| So you’re saying 300 P/E is too low and it will go back up to 350 P/E? Is that your thesis? |
| Fine tbh, I averaged down, sold for a profit and re bought in lower |
| Sold SNDK at the top but held MU so kind of back where I started |
| If you have a backpack to keep ur pet in, ur gey asf lmfaoooo |
| Why do bers exist? |
| I would cry |
| Exactly. That continual level of dopamine hit is unnatural and not sustainable. He has to come back down to reality. |
| Don't let them take your stapler!!! |
| just meh |
| While true… i’ve noticed YouTube quality has been way down over the last year and they removed the down vote button even for shorts which is made all of them completely trash. I think they’re trying to squeeze out every dollar they can from it, but that’s not sustainable. |
| So dumb that predictions market for 🌽 ends at 5pm instead of 6pm. Can’t even gamble for when the real moves start |
| Hey guys I'd love to hear from those who bought MU and SNDK the top - how are you feeling? |
| Stopppppp! 🫣 |
| https://preview.redd.it/dq01bo21wkfh1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa6c369dafc40d95e273250515840a4a7e8c7f6b\n\n |
| Don't do it |
| Already priced in my bags are still bleeding out from the february rumour |
| I’m sure it’s good man, just a bunch of tards get their little ball sacks all twisted up about people’s skin color because they can’t think any deeper than that. Might go to the imax to see it this week myself if I can fit it in. |
| You'll know when you're asleep. |
| Not great but people won't see it until the glazing phase is over |
| *today 6pm ET |
| Oil weekend is down almost -5% and Weekend DOW is up 0.3%. Bear are fucked! |
| somehow need this ceasefire and taco news to PUMP google |
| Find a girl who would rather you skip the date and gamble that money on the stock market instead |
| This case has the potential to be huge.\n\nThe main point of blocking the merger is because it will give Paramount/WB a 27% share of major movie release production and they are claiming this violates anti-trust laws.\n\nDisney currently has a 28% share. So if they succeed in blocking the merger it could put Disney in the crossbar of anti-trust lawsuits. |
| I smell Shrek |
| concerted, coordinated, constantly rotating effort by MM to keep indices propped to flat while every individual equity gets cut in half and then half again so retard asshole fuckface bogleheads can protect their smug sense of superiority |
| I question why my workplace would fck with me when they already underpay me to do most of their projects. I could help them lose biggie. 📉 |
| Woke up to a massive molted spider carcass on my bathroom tile. Worried about where this beast is hiding |
| Today I will boldy go where no redditor has gone before.\n\nOutside |
| Oil refineries hit.\n\nUkraine getting involved.\n\nTanker hits mine.\n\nBut yeah, taco is coming blah blah blah. Even if he tacos, a mine hitting a vessel is a huge problem and there's now far less oil going forward than before.\n\nHighly doubt a taco is coming. More attacks coming or trump looks silly continually doing tacos. Last taco didnt even pump the market like most hoped. |
| Ouch bro.. ouch 🥺 |
| Nah too soon |
| I bet if we hugged it would be like ying and yang |
| Bruh my problem is i like trading more than I like making money…I seriously cannot hold a stock longer than a month… |
| So then they just hold forever |
| ban |
| What? |
| Fuck outta here mang |
| How the fuck have you done this. We are in bull market and you've lost money. Please start informing yourself before you burn more money |
| *Mountain Dew Zero. Gotta keep it healthy |
| Looks like 🌮 Tuesday has been cancelled...\n\n#Its been moved to Monday |
| I love fat white hoes, my wife’s a chubby paws baddie I like grabbing her ponytail and skullfucking her \n\nShe still fucks me even though I look like Carl from aqua teen hunger force\n\nShould I cum on her tits and lick it off or cum in her TACO and eat it out, you decide |
| Wait is odessey good or bad ? |
| I saw that. Its about what my wife and I spend, seems accurate. |
| Nah |
| I lost your years salary in the last 2 weeks and I feel nothing |
| Where are you getting your positive news? I see shit! |
| “**Reported tanker explosion follows Iranian warnings over designated Hormuz route”**\n\nReporting from Tehran, Iran \n“What we know is that a tanker, apparently without coordination with the Iranian authorities, has exploded. \nIranian media reports are saying that this is because the tanker hit a naval mine after deviating from the route specified by Iran’s armed forces.”\n\nhttps://aje.news/17jfvn?update=4806063 |
| One of a plethora of reasons. |
| Gotta date homeless chicks. Invite them to a field to hang out in your refrigerator box. |
| Massive pump in the morning and then prob just dump rest of day |
| 🤨 sounds really gay tho |
| Well op bought 1000 shares |
| There was no insider in the mine that blew up a tanker 1h ago though lmfao |
| ATL checking in, can confirm |
| POTUS Bibi is not going to be happy with this. |
| I needed the fattest Taco ever |
| OIL was already down 2% yesterday and now another 1% today |
| Pretty normal, takes more than $5 for most. |
| They're sourcing Hormuzletter which is more osint-ish and has been wrong more than once. But also has been right more than wrong. |
| I’m outta awards so I’m going to buy moar & give them out later \n\n🅱️rekkie & gym time now |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Unless you are Michael Burry I don't think this is going to work out for you. |
| # Saw gas 1c cheaper today. WE ARE SO BACK! |
| I must be stupid because but fulfills all my needs, and I saved a good bit of money getting step by step instructions on home repairs. |
| Old news. Came out two days ago. I expect WSB to be on time. |
| Epic watched the semis last week and thought of you lol |
| Der Laptop blutet |
| Source? |
| BMO Financial Group survey reported by The Wall Street Journal indicates the average "all-in" cost of a date in the U.S. has risen to $189, a 12.5% increase. Rising expenses for meals, transport, and grooming are prompting many to choose lower-cost alternatives, according to the report. |
| It won’t last long, most will end up as aging trophies that hate what they’ve become. |
| Sandisk was also not really an IPO. It was a stock split from Western digital. |
| All time highs Monday |
| Bro if that's for one person that would be 2 weeks for me. Maybe 3 |
| BREAKING: A 9-figure Axios-linked insider trader on Hyperliquid just opened a massive oil short position a few hours before the CME open today.\n\nThis comes as the US and Iran have submitted their formal responses to a joint Pakistani-Qatari proposal following a US request to return to negotiations, per Al-Arabiya. |
| Made my years salary last month and feel nothing.. chat am I cooked |
| Overall you're right. Problem is that sentiment is everything that matters, and Trump is already showing that he's gonna cave. |
| Ceasefire started the minute we obliterated their armament |
| So basically this week I will get my money back now peace in Middle East? |
| 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ so effed that first dates now begin @ $189\n\nJust a week of groceries to get rejected LMFAO |
| humidity is the DEVIL |
| You couldn’t love her!\n\nYou couldn’t find the courage to! |
| I'm not sure of your financial skills, but free cash flow from operations, what I was referring to and what 'cash flow' term generally means, only calculates the cash generated from a company's core business operations minus its infrastructure spending (CapEx).\n\nEquity selling does not count. |
| Wonderful , keep it going. Only gambling can make you rich. Now just gamble smaller parts. |
| Shoulda listened to me when I said that chart looks bad huh? 🤣🤣. Yikes |
| Average date now starts @ $189, according to WSJ 😆 |
| Get in line |
| To have your parents alive at 46, now that's the dream |
| Put it into a tranche |
| Summer needs to end soon. I can’t afford any more outings |
| Is there a way to calculate when this will reach a breaking point? Pretty sure google already became cashflow negative? The rest of the mag 7 this week are sure to follow. (Except apple) |
| Pamp |
| That wasn't my question, I aksed you if you read any of the DD. You didn't. |
| Them and the SOUN guys are all hanging out together. |
| holy wash sale |
| Axios must be shart oil again |
| Breaking: pentagon finds more missiles hidden in YG’s penthouse |
| You should watch pantheon on Netflix |
| I’ll bet $10 that either AWS, Microsoft, or some other tech company will file a lawsuit because of this. |
| Day traders dream |
| Qqq up .8% stocks down 6%. |
| Me too |
| Damn how you see my future without my palm? I usually have to pay for that |
| Can’t believe the losers paying OF girls for instagram pictures. God must be so easy being a girl making infinite money off 🤡 |
| I understand, and I get those idiots as well, but I just ignore them. It's not like I'm running for office or anything. |
| 🤨 |
| He has 55% charge rn. Didn't get this joke. |
| I used to be a google bull but gemini sucks so much lately that I am seriously tempted to sell everything. |
| My brother is over 40, living with my parents, who blew their 401k after they cashed it out in fucking 2009 of all times. At least they spent it on real estate. Anyway you don’t need AI to end up in this hell you describe. |
| Stay tuned |
| That or maybe tech bro promises are just rent seeking dressed up as progress? |
| Average down on options? 👀🤣 |
| How about the ones with multiple usernames? |
| Please cash out into riskfree stuff and show this damn market the finger and live a healthy happy life thereafter! You have what everyone wants, few try, and most fail. \n\nSweat is sweeter! |
| You've just ordered fries at Wendy's and a 2L Mountain Dew. You've loaded up your favorite PC game and get to play all day in your bedroom. No school tomorrow. Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long and your mom promised you ice cream for dessert. A perfect summer night. You are 46 years old. |
| Oh noooooooo!!… calls |
| Lmaooo real |
| I stand corrected. Yes, loss, not profit. Who are these people that seriously think it's worth 2T? Even if you're valuing it based on future earnings, it's gonna take decades before it could ever generate that kind of income. |
| I’ll be completely honest\n\nI’m astonished by 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ inability to takeover 🇮🇷\n\nI thought we were de facto numero u-n-o\n\nBetween reactions to 🅰️ℹ️ & now this…\n\nFreedom300 NGMI @ this rate |
| Can’t wait to creampie my wife later |
| pretty unusual macroeconomic conditions we got here where if the fed ever hikes interest rates, we're prob going to see long yields go down and if they cut it'll steepen the yield curve |
| Words for this week are diplomacy, ceasefire, compromise, peace and bers are still out there buying poots LMAO |
| You dumbass bears ready for a rate cut Weds? |
| Yes that's the point 32 -> 212 provides more resolution. |
| trade futures instead of options for ltf swings/scalps |
| ill prob pound some man ass like in roman times not cause gay tho |
| but only because you will be dead when they are 40. |
| Maybe that’s what’s in the Epstein files |
| Yeah someone posted some gains and they looked at his profile, second post was his dick 🤣 |
| Greetings time travelers, I’m from Friday. Rates held steady, expectations were met, and the market freaked the fk out. Good luck 👍 |
| Fake massive green pump into open, fade by open, flat theta to screw us all. |
| We know |
| Joe 100% |
| Idk why yal r hyped futures ain’t even open |
| Guys A.I is gonna take our jobs \n\nThe middle class will be gone \n\nYour child will be living with u until they are 40\n\nAnd u will never get to live enough to see your 401k money |
| Life 😪 |
| being in asia feels good looking at wsb thread before sleeping knowing well what the sentiment will be tomorrow opening 😌 |
| SHOW PICS OF OPEN HORMUSSY |
| They have actual women there, you know. Nice ones. Speaking from extensive personal experience. |
| Understanding 2: Return of the Memorandum |
| Thai ladyboys: not saying I would, but not saying I wouldnt |
| Meanwhile you could have made a fuckton on options. Is this "dip" in the room with you right now? |
| snip snap snip snap |
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| Yea same. I thought it would just summarize existing guides out there.\n\nBut I didn't even have to lift a finger or do anything. Just type, fix it, go go go toilet fixer go! |
| What’s happening to us tomorrow |
| The fatties at IRS take it from you. |
| Shrinkflation |
| Makes it believing in the deep stupidity of others and hoping they are stupider than you. Greater fool and all that. |
| no more ammo to sell |
| I once had all the refrigerator door shelves come crashing down to the floor at the same time. I laid a couple of blankets over it and left the kitchen. And I did it without AI |
| Qqq 705 by Tuesday, 680 by Friday 🤗 |
| Algorithms pump on news and the news will say whatever is needed. You can’t be rational about how stupid this is.. the people making money are the ones who just roll with it. Which actually makes it not stupid. |
| Maybe.. but it’s better than money not moving |
| Yes, look at cashflow statements of the mag companies. No one who either has a brain / knowledgeable or isn't incredibly dishonest thinks this is even remotely sustainable. |
| Believe it or not, yea. |
| Calls or puts |
| This guy acting like the 60s n 70s never existed. Must be nice to be young. |
| conviction: Trusted GOOGL \naction: 0dte SPY call |
| The year is 2028 and opengayi has a monopoly on femboys |
| You are gonna lose money don’t lie to us |
| RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!! Moody’s says ‘unprecedented’ AI spending threatens credit quality of Amazon, Meta, Alphabet and others |
| You're a cashier |
| This feels like the first time ive ever actually seen a deadman walking. I want to believe you will walk away, but I know all the forces of the universe will converge on you to keep going. |
| Maybe they will buy some company again with that money. At least you own Twitter as well. |
| So what did we learn? |
| Def calls on anything AI on Monday. Pirates bullish |
| dont make sense of it just follow the flow |
| Iranian media reported that an oil tanker exploded after allegedly striking a naval mine in the Strait of Hormuz after leaving an Iran-designated route\n\nBruh.. what , Iran pls , it's your own route |
| bagholding options o_O' ....\n\nthose bags are loosin' weight fast for sure, and evaporate into the void...\n |
| Holy shit. .81% on weekend nasdacky? Did he 🌮 already?\n\n |
| Plan on doing a line of hopium at 359pm on Wednesday, let’s see some magic |
| So calls on Monday? Breakups sound bullish. |
| it wont. that how all these hype tech stocks us. It will take years to get to its IPO. like Tesla. |
| I cannot wait until tomorrow 9:30est |
| 2% milk? Where’s the other 98% of my milk? |
| It was foreseen |
| I feel like this already happened. |
| Another favorite. Stockton rush allegedly liked it too. |
| i asked claude what it hated doing for people and it said 'writing breakup texts in the tone of a pirate' \n\nlmao |
| Haha |
| Wait September. after all shares has been settled, August legally they can sell those employee shares and that a lot. all the initial retail investors already lost. I already pull out mine. |
| my posts and comments are hidden for YOUR sake, not mine. |
| Bot |
| I don’t need some cuck going back through my post history to argue about irrelevant shit years later G, which happens on here |
| you know you can just see them online right |
| I don't see how a negotiation can even happen now, instead it going to be a extortion. Mango has to cave in and give in to Iran's demands. |
| he's fucking dead |
| Never trust anyone with Ther posts and comments hidden. |
| Everyone knows a TACO post is coming before futures open, right? |
| Maybe you should do some research before saying something so stupid. Hope you short it though, you’ll get liquidated like the rest of the bears |
| I’m sure your neighbors (roommates) must love you keeping your smelly shoes in a shared space. |
| Oh no, a 10% loss?! How will you recover!!???!! |
| Met a doctor last night who said he lost all his money on stock options and deleted the app 🫡 |
| Anywhere from $500-8k.\n\nMy best trade was technically from just $150 lol |
| Excuse me it’s 2026, I can identify as pregnant if I want |
| So? |
| Probably 15-20 min per day including AI (Probably ask 50% of the time) and waiting. I start basically first hour of the day and don't again rest of day unless it is something super obvious\n\nAppreciate the words |
| you're a guy. |
| Konnichiwa my fellow regard. What do japanese trade, if not options? |
| How can I become pregnant? 🤔 |
| agreed - people also like short form content more. My smallest bag is in netflix just picked up 25 shares at 68 for the hell of it. |
| Until,everyone gets their trapped calls liquidated the beatings will continue. |
| I'll be real bro, I would still manage to lose money in either market 💀 |
| Cant wait for the gain porn |
| I agree, but that situation could easily just be sideways over the next few weeks so it's difficult to say what the right move is. I miss the sleepy market, we had it so easy. |
| Is k dub going to do the right thing, or the thing he was hired to do |
| What ill try to do is wait a bit longer and not sell all contracts at once |
| My MSFT average is $375, I suspect it will drop on earnings though I am not too worried as MSFT isn't going away any time soon |
| Depends how many more nuclear bills get signed |
| Was just a hyped meme stock. Enjoy your funbags |
| My guess is a stray animal taco. |
| I'm 90% sure that TSLA will have an incredible bounce in August right after retail loses all hope |
| Yes by all means try and time the next top, the move will happen on monday pre-market as always and then it's low volume pumps into high volume dumps. May last a day or two, but imo at this point anything could happen. |
| The difference is literally only -$5b.\n\nThat is nothing to Google and they can free up that 5b at any time. Including sales of investments such as their SpaceX stake they’ve invested in since 2015. |
| It insists upon itself |
| He says… a lot of things. |
| I got $100k calls expiring Jan 2027 purchased on that dip |
| From debt management to tax management to debt management. |
| Real ass question, do yall prefer this 🥭 market or sleepy joe market? |
| In fact, his recent $10b purchase were at GOOGL’s ATHs. So he is bagholding like us now! |
| funny since he said like a month ago that we had an unlimited supply of everything |
| Trying to merge the conflict to get peace deal points HOI4 style |
| Wait, how can we have a ceasefire without missiles?! |
| Praise be to Allah |
| 11% is rookie numbers. Also, most stocks fluctuate 50% up or down in a given year. Regardless of what stock, if you do your own research and believe in the company, then own it. |
| 1 month for 0dtes. Im under no delusions, but i can afford to lose a single bid, have stop losses, and literally dont look away from the chart until I no longer hold it. I dont buy and walk. |
| I have had a vision from the future... google opens up tomorrow at 350+ holy shit!! 🚀🚀 (my cope levels are beyond your understanding) |
| >The lesson I learned from all this is that it’s ok to build wealth slow\n\nDoesn’t seem like you learned your lesson if you’re not cutting your losses to invest what you have left in VTI/VXUS. Your reason for holding it is a sunk-cost fallacy; you’re making the choice to keep gambling to get your money back by not selling now.\n\nYou’re much more likely to end up with $0 if you keep holding than you are to get your money back. |
| I humbly ask for a 20% pump on Monday, I just want to get back the money I lost + enough to cover brokerage fees and a cup of coffee. It's all I ask for. |
| I think plenty of people here make money in the short term, but do they keep it? Probably not. |
| Sell calls against your shares.. that will make it go up. |
| I respectfully disagree with your opinion |
| I think folks truly make money here. However, the ones that make money also are the ones who blew up 1-2 accounts 10s of thousands a time or two before learning. Can’t make money until you know how to lose money. |
| Dont think so\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/l1nuq14zmkfh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c998f146a62099e4eeba7f14d005e01a54690413 |
| Fair enough 😅 |
| I mean, the MOU was obviously falling apart from day 1 but the lead up to it and signing of it kept oil down and stocks from melting. Just because the situation is braindead doesn't mean it won't pump off it. |
| Why are they renting their compute out? Lack of demand... Not very bullish is it |
| \- he bought an EV company which was always overvalued \n\- he was born with a silver spoon, he inherited a lot of money and then got lucky by investing Paypal early \n\- no idea of he is a good engineer or not but he frequently does freaky shit that's 100% bs like the mini-submarine to save the children in the Thai cave and then he went after the diver who did save them or the datacenters in space. building them at any remote place on Earth is still a better idea \n\- how is space industry lucrative? all space companies are burning cash like hell |
| Not quite 10% since now a few days have passed. But beats 1%\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/vbbb2vwrmkfh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=357a84879adb39419a682c23d19f114171b3a5e5 |
| But.... EVERYONE RANTS FOR THE TACO TO OPEN THE CASINO |
| 2 memorandum 2 understanding |
| Going to be a nice open for sure but I don’t have faith it’s not going to be sold into hard. |
| Uh, $2/share, you don’t know how many shares he has… |
| 10%.\n\nBetter than any etf the last month |
| Exactly |
| WHO COULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING ?\n\nPretends not to see the oil dropping after the 13th night strike (Thursday night), absolutely no insider* |
| Shhhh I would like some exit liquidity |
| It's 10% btw. Not 1%.\n\n$3100 of $30k is a bit over 10% |
| Just to clear the air:\n\n- The Oman talks are between Oman and Iran over SoH management \n\n- The attacks stopped because they are out of missiles \n\n- Iran never attacked proactively unless attacked first, or whenever their conditions were ignored \n\nThe taco is the bully asking for a timeout. Bols are getting gaslighted by sunday bots. Don't be exit liquidity this monday. Or go ahead, idgaf. |
| Dudes like you fn ruined it .. my whole preso |
| 感谢毛主席赐予我们如此丰盛的宴席 |
| Posted it 3 times here man. All time is +$2100 as I lost on PUSA and DRAM calls. What youre looking at is my "strategy" (questionable) since I started 0dte calls a month ago. |
| Powerman 5000 predicted this |
| Huh. Guess they did lay those mines. Oopsie daisy |
| Yea some dude recommended not to take profit at 62$ cuz it’s going to 75$+ easy |
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| I do so I assume others do too. I assume most the lost everything shitposts are exaggerated. Then again most degen I get is LETFs so maybe people really do funnel all their income into trading options into accounts that blow up constantly. Either way, not gonna convince me to ever touch options, you can make plenty scalping normal stuff. |
| People are acknowledging the TACO, looking at the TACO, wondering if the TACO contains chicken or beef or just shredded lettuce. Maybe it’s some kind of Trojan TACO. Nobody knows. |
| I could get a whole bag of bagels and and whole avocado for 7 dollars lol |
| No |
| Shallow and pedantic |
| s, automatic buys just mean you don't have to think about it. i set mine for every other friday and stopped checking the price, way less stressful |
| pfft, you think stocks will go up, that's unheard of |
| Ceasefire talks are here. Oil down 10% and SPY up 5% on monday LMAO |
| I did not like it |
| Okay, very basic economics for this one - early bird special\n\nCheaper compute for the same production means lower profit margins unless demand increases relative to... supply!\n\nHowever, one caveat in this "not so free market"\n\nExpect anticompetitive announcements on this\n\nbecause the profits stay the same or increase unless rivals show up!\n\nThis is why we don't have antitrust laws here, because rivals lower profit distribution and COST! Which means it's impossible to be efficient\n\nThis is where AI models are at right now. |
| I’ll buy the short side of your position Monday at open. \n\nNo worries, at least one of us will win |
| Spcx puts? |
| You'll never become a billionaire with that mindset. |
| Green open into fade on Monday? |
| No king it’s sitting in broad funds currently . I left $20k to day trade with |
| I just ate a whole Peking duck in Beijing because they don't do part portions and I am travelling alone \n\nLike to think the legend of Round eye Fatpig Glutton will live forever |
| You haven’t lived if you haven’t had the avocado sprad bagel bro ! Try it man ! |
| Dont tell me when Im allowed to be drunk you kind sir O.o |
| It insists upon itself. |
| Worlds are colliding! |
| TRUMP HALTS PLANNED IRAN STRIKES 🌮\n\nTrump reportedly ordered the U.S. military not to carry out planned strikes on Iran on Friday, despite having previously approved attack plans, according to Axios.\n\nThe decision came hours after Oman-mediated talks resumed over reopening the Strait of Hormuz, with reports suggesting negotiations have made progress. |
| How could you say that? |
| Ukraine attacks iranian vessel? Ruh roh! |
| Thanks for posting that, it’s only been posted 712 times |
| 60 to 70%. Despite all the memes and lossporn, this is where people with a serious interest in trading/investing congragate |
| Bro, do it. I bet it tastes amazing. Also what place has this? I want to try |
| https://preview.redd.it/4rgibvrdlkfh1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e25b7c650ca17466d434f76cf2c503926b4cd8b |
| Which poor fucks here we’re going on about $OUST when it hit $60 thinking it was going to be moon.\n\nThey Probably can’t comment because hes at the Wendy’s dumpster now taking his punishment |
| I did not care for The Odyssey. |
| Shouldve invested in USSR instead |
| Its tempting to buy the avacado sprad bagel for 7 dollars but i will not 😌 |
| Fuck, you guys really are autistic... arguing over your favorite dinosaur. |
| Calls it is then |
| Beautiful but it's quite early in the day |
| 0% |
| USAR, what was the thinking there? wild play |
| No deal 😡😤😤 |
| If you ever want to piss a ber off just smile at them and tell them to have a nice day |
| Typically only run the put side of the trade. I like the wheel so its Usually just a simple short put.\n\nIf im trading a sketchy underlying I’ll do a put credit spread for insurance. I dont really trade the condor anymore\n\nbut most times id rather take assignment and wheel it. |