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| He just buys up companies by issuing stock |
| ......................... my brother in christ |
| And a loaf of bread will cost 15.99 |
| Something is happen |
| No, he's a racist moron but the greedy investors are too many |
| Worried about how it will trade with this spacex ipo stuff. Not sure if buying a long call rn is worth it. |
| I keep getting the error "FORBIDDEN: agent not authorized to access this account" when trying to have Chat GPT make a trade.\n\n |
| Doesn’t need to burst lol AST will be 100+ tomorrow on a successful launch. Is there only one Semi stock? or AI software? No it’s short term money move and RKTL & ASTS are much better buys right now at the price |
| Jungle guerilla wars are good and easy to win |
| Tell me Elon hasn't been planning this SPCX IPO since he started backing Trump it's actually genius |
| why not SPCQ |
| The problem with people here is that they don't know Starlink which is part of Space X brings in billions |
| SPCH is the leveraged ETF with most liquidity, just fyi |
| you're welcome, you're the man! |
| Stinky spy ur just destined to end up in the gutter aren’t you |
| Not true. EU GDP was on par with US even in the 2000s, dumbfuck |
| Today could've been an email tbh |
| Pump time |
| I think we all know >!that they don't.!< |
| NBIS is unstoppable |
| War over so the power of v ded |
| Bro I’m literally real. Not a bot. |
| Loading up on SSPC |
| $100,000 invested in $ETH 8.5 years ago is now worth $130,000.\n\n$100,000 invested in SpaceX 3 days ago is now worth $160,000.\n\nLMFAOOOOOO |
| What would happen to the stock price if Musk died I wonder, and Tesla too. |
| do you live under a rock |
| cmon Semis, end green |
| You were right. |
| SACKDAQ |
| You guys realize they’re gonna lower rates. PMI and economy data is showing expansion through the roof, oil gonna come down. This is about to be 800-900 spy by end of year |
| https://preview.redd.it/bprgg6xfjo7h1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0730b6c910b6542836ebf746cea8012af29f287d\n\n \nIt’s absolutely crazy like just look at the volume on the $300 call expiring in two days ….. |
| You’re def getting that |
| the smaller space stocks have got OBLITERATED. LUNR down 50% from highs, RKLB down 38%, ASTS down like 35%... is it over for them? RDW down 40% |
| 🍎 recovering? |
| *SPCX buying Cuba before the US can get there. Hmmmm cafecito.* |
| down .3% after up like 2.5% in a day\n\n"wHeRE si V?' |
| The SpaceX rugpull will tank the whole market |
| Got a buy order for 100 shares at 95 |
| Just declare war with Cuba now trump. This ain’t it |
| i hear ya. .. mad scary to take this stock into the close . |
| Im in for 500 shares- options priced too high IMO |
| Buying Netflix shares is wanting to lose money. |
| What about Google? |
| What's your price target on that? |
| Took the day off |
| Not sure how it's possible to read that much into my statement.\n\nI only commented on your statement that the costs scale linearly, which is inaccurate. |
| oh husbant you shorted the funny space company and now we no afford rice |
| https://preview.redd.it/z6jg7e8fjo7h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=613ff6f0a09365829e055b33035d66391522f244 |
| regard bot in at 233 after hours |
| Im not missing the newest musk grift, no way |
| I thought vance said it was true? Literally 0 point to this war |
| Look at the hourly, it happened on Thursday |
| https://preview.redd.it/e9v24nnejo7h1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e02d054e05a74b8e5f9df02b1bea540ef735b2c |
| Who ? |
| Not at all impossible especially if any of it was rolled over from Roth 401k |
| Does anyone know how space x could be worth more than Amazon? Do they have more revenue? |
| Aren’t they not allowed to sell until some date |
| https://preview.redd.it/2lfk66ldjo7h1.jpeg?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7ff4db10082d34f4a999840e53b52f8cffd6b5 |
| This is so stupid.\n\nIf spacex didn't tank after buying the paedo AI generator, Elon musks nazi salute or killing USAID and resulting in 14 million unnecessary deaths then it ain't gonna tank. Every logical element says this should die. But the greedy is too much. |
| its upside down today |
| might be, brazilian heli stocks crumbling rn |
| No V today looks like |
| you can draw straight line on pretty much any stock from after the first 30 to right now \n\nzero volatility because it all gets front loaded in after hours and open |
| Like this?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/u6ta56mcjo7h1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f68375db6ff631c9a187356c083b20af3e72bfb\n\n |
| after that, you are going to bail out the AI industry. Yaaaay! |
| IWM just grinding the whole day 🥱 |
| Same. Getting gaped. |
| Vague post 👑 |
| Smells like shit in here |
| SPCX to 1000$ EOY. Upvote if you agree. |
| I had a metric shitton of oklo shares at 12, sold at 7. Stfu |
| Way undervalued |
| 742b wtf, where was I |
| He shorted it? At first I thought that it was shares and it was risky...\nThen I saw it was shorts..\nShort seems more logical but death can occur quickly....\n\nI would rather be long than short for space x... Nfa\n\nEdited |
| Power isn't the problem, it's that gpus turn all that power into heat. The ISS vents less than 1MW of heat with its huge radiators and datacenters consume hundreds of MW of power, so they'd need hundreds of ISS radiators to rival one terrestrial cooling tower. |
| Retard alert |
| Volume bottoming and trendlines still pointing up equals power hour? |
| imagine nothing |
| You normies don’t get it, me and my associates are moving tens of dollars a minute in these markets |
| I mean...options on spcx seem very meh regardless |
| Is that why we’re Red 😞 |
| Chart does look like institutions |
| BREAKING: Strait of Hormuz passage will be free after watching 2 unskippable ads. Subscribe to Hormuz Premium to unlock ad-free travel and for a heat map of where we think we placed the mines. |
| wtf is the V at spy? |
| Spacesex hasn't made a new high in 20 minutes. It's OVER. |
| You’re broke?? |
| SPCX should correct shortly to $160. I will be a buyer there and $135 when it retests that. |
| You’re right I had the wrong forecast eps.\n\nGreat flag - just bought 100 shares. |
| Im debating on selling before close and jumping back in tomorrow instead, I got half my original position rn. My original buy in was $150/ share. Movement is starting to make me feel nervous. 😭. SpaceX definitely will do a stunt to keep momentum going but faaaaaaaah. I’m scrrrred |
| NVDA PUMPPPPP |
| And you fucked it! |
| I got nothing left to Yolo lol |
| It keeps getting lower, must be the only tech stock that only goes lower. Every news both positive and negative make it drops |
| why not covered calls? |
| just found out oliver tree died. damn. RIP |
| you clearly have never used windows |
| The same US government that slaps tarrifs on random things on an emotional basis and makes new ceasefires every 10 days |
| Sorry boys, nothing will pump cause all that money is going into SPCX. |
| Financials ripping. \n\nToo bad private credit to 0. To the ground! |
| Keeps us updated please |
| I wonder what kind of creative service fees Iran gonna be charging on the Hummus |
| WDC just got rerated, that's probably why |
| Elon getting his stock compensation by 2027 as SPCX hits 40 trillion dollar capitalization. |
| Put half my acct into calls at 7555 and 7550. This is it, it’s either grand slam and continue with my degen ways or I’m pulling the rest of the account and taking the rest of the year off. |
| Green dildos? Red dildos? |
| Do they have IP rights to a specialty anti-parasitic? |
| Y no volume MSFT?! MSFU F'ed me... |
| We all know those are going to dump even harder when SPCX dumps |
| we pumpin tomorrow or what? |
| I think I am going to get myself a nice cup of tea |
| When does this happen? Next Friday? |
| space is infinite. like short losses |
| You sure?\n\nIt just shat all its gains up today for no reason |
| Holy cucked |
| Stop selling metals to buy SPCX |
| That just makes him jumpy - that's worse |
| RemindMe! 12 week "check for spcx 211$" |
| So when market tanking cause fed? |
| We never learn |
| SPCX if you want money |
| well i guess its time for good old ITM calls to stop this pump |
| And for the sane of us boring but safe S&P 500 |
| Gonna be fun once all the big guys dump their SpaceX bags and it causes everything to tank |
| AI company, Code 7370. Something with Computers and AI stuff. Space is a frontier, we plebs will only imagine (thanks AI generated pictures on our smartphones) |
| REPEAT AFTER ME MSFT IS ABSOLUTE DOOKIE. MSFT IS ABSOLUTE DOOKIE. MSFT IS ABSOLUTE DOOKIE |
| not me reading this at 3am 😭 |
| Euphoric. |
| u/Digazzo |
| I came here with my dick in my hand |
| #bulls are esteemed investors, bers are degenerate gamblers LMAO🤌 |
| .41 |
| gotta lose to win!\n\n |
| Dangreous |
| This is something I never expect wtf |
| Playing Screw Worm being an issue. Not Cattle futures, rather chicken demand rising. In on Pilgrims Pride $PPC |
| SPY calls here |
| how was it? |
| maybe AH |
| Take your meds |
| looking kind of weak now? |
| I can buy those same calls for .44 right now. Is it a good deal tradesman? |
| How would a small pull back ruin my life |
| spcx is a whole new sector rotation space fuck my entire ass |
| You all don’t realize the impact Starlink has and it shows you take your WiFi for granted. SPCX is undervalued. |
| calls are nice and red and crispy |
| spacex buying cursor for 60 billion lmao\n\nyou guys don't know what you're in for |
| SPY daily chart look likes a 3 yr old drew it blindfolded |
| There have been some leaks (unconfirmed) about the mou being a heaping pile of dogshit and yes massive hunch plus 🥭 looks sick like hes been up all fucking night and has no voice. The price action on vix and oil have been openly fucked with before and now it seems super obvious as nothing has changed yet its flying downwards. Plus the g7 attendees according to bloomberg who is on the scene. Other countries havent seen the mou either which I find suoer strange. Plus why send nato warships if the things done..... something shitty is cooking \n\n\n\nYes I am aware of some positives happening but chooses to not release funds to iran but let's them sell oil. \n\n\nRussia getting yippy as prices fall. Spr at 43 year lows like there are to many coincidences lining up and statistically speaking hormuz opening with these factors is incredibly unlikely that this shoe goes back on like it did before |
| I think the algos are programmed to give small wins in the morning to lull you into thinking you're good at trading, then in the afternoon they take it all back with interest |
| You could not be more wrong. \n\nAs usual with individuals, you are trying not to grab a falling knife. But you think you know far more than you do. \n\nFor every stock trade there is a winner and a loser. You are not just assuming you’re right, but that the world’s largest and most sophisticated traders and hedge funds are wrong. \n\nThere is nothing free about this. You are foolish g yourself believing this. |
| AAOI becoming a pump and dump. allergic to 200. buy at 170s |
| It's basically like $70B compute spend with the neocloud and then funded by $300B of investment from the neocloud |
| Indian CEO. Need a Taiwanese or Chinese one lmao |
| Things can always be wrong with a new launch |
| I was promises 760 spy, its joever |
| doesnt have the same ring |
| RemindMe! 6months |
| What's Hawthorne?\n\nInternet says it's a university or academy? Never heard of it. I did six years at Cornell. Should we measure our dicks now or...??? \n\nBut seriously, only non-STEM people think space is good for cooling. And only an insecure child would brag about 3 years at whatever that place you went is called.\n\nSorry you got your feelings hurt for being wrong. Be better. |
| Dude you are talking about a 5-10% draw down being impossible after an 80% run in two days 😂 sell before you ruin your life you have no idea whats happening |
| lol no it ain’t you should have bought Coreweave and NBIS early this morning |
| https://preview.redd.it/qmzvp7fsio7h1.png?width=618&format=png&auto=webp&s=40cf48c8feb3493478b3d992c254ca1523326b04\n\nNVDA is down like 18% |
| Earth is only one planet. Imagine conquering space. |
| The moment i fomo into spcx is the moment the cafeteria lady dumps her stock |
| false |
| SPCX |
| Thank you bro ❤️ |
| 3.14% is not a lost, you kept all your money. Now full port spcx. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zddv351sio7h1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff84dffa41d411b50900ff98e6aaf8d46db3ac7b\n\n \nThis you? |
| 🐻: I wish for a market crash related to the SpaceX ipo\n\n\nMonkey's paw: You know, when you give me room to twist your words like that, it really takes the fun out of this. |
| When do we start calling it the BAGSDAQ |
| yeah, sell your calls so the stock can go back up |
| My $20 from yesterday is growing, bought in at $186\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/5gjgvwbrio7h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99bee7aaf04a0eee2bbb26bb5fd8ebf911c49469 |
| got fucked in the anise star |
| To your credit IV is fucking bonkers at 200+% lmao |
| Any chance we moon |
| Nasdaq 100 is getting obliterated again.. |
| ? \nWDC has a PEG ratio below 0.5 |
| I’m actually terrible at this barcode trading |
| Not particularly bullish on spacex, but the value is in "can someone else do the same thing but better", since that answer is a no. Same goes for all valuable companies. You might argue tsla just cars, but can GM or Ford build out supercharger network and build 400mi range cars? Answer is sadly no for atleast a while, even more so with ev credits shrunk. \n\nCompanies with impenetrable moats are the most valuable, as they should be |
| KTOS |
| ive been waiting since 930 for spcx to dip below 200 to buy lol thats not gonna happen is it |
| MSFT gonna make me homeless |
| SpaceX has nothing forward |
| well thats retarded |
| Bought my spy calls when it was still 755 ask me anything |
| Aint nobody making 60% gain in 3 days doing that |
| CIEN WDC CRDO MU HPE |
| so many anti Elon bots in here |
| Pretty much |
| at what now |
| On what basis? WDC’s valuation is absurd next to MU (or even SNDK’s for that matter). |
| Goog calls |
| Art of the deal! |
| wait this place is just a casino!\n\nHEY EVERY BODY THIS IS JUST A CASINO!! |
| Bruh where did you even find this, fucking hilarious🤣 |
| No |
| Agreed |
| Why the FUCJK are you this way MSFT. |
| Balls to the wall with nvda calls rn |
| SPCX |
| Where the fuck is the V?! |
| Honestly this whole SPCX IPO has been beautiful financial engineering |
| i was to understand there would be a v… |
| I saw the premium prices and I didn’t have the balls to play. Not even dropping $1000 on options… 😳 |
| Merge Tesla and SpaceX, trust me on this one… Buy more\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/wjuiw51mio7h1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d174b5dda5f60a6192d1bc5fc771d0e0fc0da55c |
| Of course as soon as I have a bunch of big money spreads it’s dividend time 😭 |
| i see you doubled down on regardedness |
| So we spend 70B bombing Iran and now are paying 300B for it to be rebuilt? |
| best value stocks rn? |
| OH YEAH? $9B gross profit at Spacex vs. $360B for Amazon. WHAT NOW? Oh wait |
| Why buy boring MAG7 when you can buy SPCX |
| I got 5 contracts for $230 for Thursday, cost basis is $1,050. Even if it doesn’t bounce today I’m fairly sure it will by tomorrow, definitely Thursday |
| He'd be better off just buying toto. It isn't possible to improve on their $20,000 neorest nx2. |
| My 0 DTEs are dead. FAHH |
| Had AAPL really not priced in that SNAP was not a hardware threat lmao |
| You better at least get 1:1 or you’re top tier regard that deserves a trophy. |
| My man! ❤️🤌 |
| This shit was way more fun when SpaceX was not there |
| Wow you guys missed the easiest ipo buy in history huh |
| Your Googl is holding up well though.. |
| https://preview.redd.it/js6rh7njio7h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45cea54aac37398ceb1718c5f28f085042e1bf7e |
| Why didn't you wait till the next earnings call? As always, NVDA will reveal that they cured cancer and that Jensen shits out $100 bills, and the stock will tank 10% the next week. |
| So do a pair trade long amzn / short spcx\n\nTake a position |
| anyone thinking calls right now? |
| No more v. Lets try w |
| Damn the whole thing?? Lmfaooo I guess forget about diversification, put all eggs in one basket huh lol |
| Fundamental deez nutz |
| My MU calls are bleeding. Should I cut bait? |
| Yeah just claw back all of yesterday |
| Huh? \n\n |
| NVIDIA, pump up those numbers 📈 |
| $300 is realistic |
| Watch, you won't be able to afford any alien pussy in 2 years. SpaceX gonna make you rich.\n\n$120 Trillion valuation coming. Don't get left behind and have to fuck Jabba the hut |
| \nRemember to manage risk; NVDA is the best anchor for the upward trend of the AI industry, while everything else represents "alpha" built upon that foundation. |
| Not really WDC is up huge |
| Ban this guy for being cringe |
| This was my play! Hey you stole my trade! |
| I HATE THE STOCK\n\nFUCK |
| Oh gosh dump is bigger than |
| Nothing because when I actually take profits it keeps running |
| WDC has more upside |
| is ASTS over? |
| Its okay, just flip the image upside down and that fixes everything |
| It’s all hyper dependent on the individual and their circumstances. Ignoring PE ratios and CAPE and always putting new cash flow into a broad index will work over a long 20+ year time horizon. Life is not the simple, kids happen, people get sick, homes have emergencies. Some people don’t want to have to go through that and watch their porfolio be cut in half at the same time. Other asset classes smooth that volatility. You’re absolutely allowed to change your allocation based on your life situation.\n\nAt current prices it’s almost guaranteed we will experience a 20%+ drawdown year in equities somewhere in the next 10 years. It’s also almost guaranteed that your CAGR in VTI over 20 years will not be lower than 7%.\n\nNot everyone is built to have that 20 year vision when just lost half your net worth. \n\nFrom a purely mathematical standpoint for terminal wealth, you’re right. But also math studies have also shown it’s even MORE efficient to use 2x leverage, over the course of 20+ years you will outgrow the interest you paid for the leverage. But now you have to stomach potentially 70-80% drawdowns, but throughout the entire history of the SP500 it has produced outsized gains vs just SP500 over every 20 year period. Why don’t you do that? Probably because it requires an insane amount of risk tolerance \n\nThat being said. I agree VTI (or VT) and chill is the strategy 80%+ of people should be using |
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| Have you seen the state America is in lately? |
| Yeah selling high and buying low is for tards |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| PS: LUNR is down 50% off from its ATH.. plenty of bag holders here.. |
| Elon is the Fed |
| I will be full porting MU if it dips below $1000, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER |
| the AI trade got decimated today. Most of the May rally given back |
| He will be back to broke again |
| Time to full port SPCQ |
| Spcx gotta go down |
| nasdaq 100 is some real bagholder shit |
| Generational wealth secured |
| Sorry folks switched to calls today which is why we are dumping |
| THE MARKET IS FOWARD LOOKING |
| https://preview.redd.it/ktfz6tpbio7h1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d447bd45c063046b3477364c180f1ea7f5eff0bf |
| Kevin Warsh was called "Diesel" back in the day. |
| You should show this to your friends, not us |
| And what did you learn from that expperience? |
| And now back to our regularly scheduled programming. |
| asts going on the first launch since spcx ipo and regards are shorting it. |
| no fomc |
| Why would they arrest him when he’s right? |
| Chasing 4 extra percent went from being up 100% to being down 65% |
| I don't think so Tim |
| with earnings coming? ok bud |
| 😆 below $175 yes |
| The lesson here is buy the hype, short the fuck out of legacy companies like bag 7 |
| congrats, you played yourself |
| More reason to avoid it |
| How can you be such a low skilled trader and still have so much to trade with |
| The 15m chart on AMZN is something to really aspire to look at |
| 350 tomorrow |
| What is wrong with them |
| sounds like you hate money |
| Playing 765 06/30, |
| Universe |
| Are you as dumb as you sound? |
| LOAD UP ON CALLS BOYS |
| That MRVL cfo owes Jensen a tug |
| SpaceX worth more than fucking Amazon now.\n\n$18B revenue 2025 VS $700B revenue.\n\nWhat a fucking joke |
| Googled calls cucked me 🧑🦼➡️ |
| You definitely should. I used to be the same way where I held on too long and got burned. That’s the biggest lesson I’ve had to learn recently. Any profit is good profit. Idk if you’re American to get this baseball reference but I’ll rather stack up plenty of base hits than a home run. Became consistently profitable after adopting this strategy |
| Trim to 20% of Portfolio and hold long term |
| Insiders shares unlock up to 40% within 5 days if it's trading 30% above IPO price I read |
| Nana be with you |
| Easiest calls I have ever bought in my life right here |
| i feel this will become very funny with stock price, use IPO to inflate the price, then use the stock to buy stuffs, hey, it is not like this has not been done before |
| Shit day so far. Yeuch. |
| why would u do that |
| This is a paper trade man not real come on. If it was a real trade there would be an i with a circle around it next to the open p&L usd just like the one you se next to position ratio.. I know this cuz i just bought on live account and paper and you can see the difference. See look \n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7k2x6ly3io7h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71b7a44eac84b3f7405a305185024ae0f52d479c |
| It depends on which tier city |
| Got any sauce for that or is that a hunch |
| I was promised a V 3000 seconds ago… |
| $NBIS $BE I ONLY EVER REALLY LOVED YOU I DON'T KNOW WHY I HOLD THESE OTHER WHORES |
| A singular company being worth more than half of US's GDP because "5% float" is hilarious to me. |
| A market full of scams, you either play along or get left out |
| Operation Cuban Cigar wen |
| So calls? |
| Half correct. Stalling the price today with baby pullback only to rocket it tomorrow. |
| a wins a win |
| I'll give a little reason behind why this is probably not a good idea. Regards say "stock to da mooonn! To one thousand and beyond" But the market cap is 2.7 trillion or something, a bunch of it might be margin. It's extremely over valued, all based on hype. What have they produced that's brought in a profit? That market cap will be chopped off a couple trillion soon by profit takers and you'll be stuck with a painful bag. Not too late, today's a good day to exit. Good luck. |
| My mother said be a homeless or billionaire . That means only option is CALLS |
| Drink some coffee. |
| $750 incoming |
| anyone who is not slamming 1K strikes on that before earnings was born with a hatred for money |
| Literally just bleeding everyone. Fucking theta |
| this price action is straight aids |
| \+$15k disagrees |
| Just got 300k in spcx at 216. If it rugs I will literally cry. |
| Do people here really believe SPCX is going to $500? Lmao I will short at $250 |
| Until liquidity kicks in 4 days from now when 30-40% of insiders shares unlock due to inflated price |
| SpaceX has a tiered lockup. They can sell 15% in the first 7 days. Then further percentage blocks unlock at intervals over time when earnings are released.\n\nI think its around 1 year to do a full stock dump. There are certain exceptions where they can unload faster or even immediately though. |
| Sell $250 calls!!! |
| Fuck you theta gang |
| pump NVDA pump |
| I said 250 eow.. Smart thinking dot gif |
| Banbet SPCX 400 30d |
| this isnt a dip lol |
| Imagine being someone who regularly interacts with a short term trading community and letting reddit feelers talk you out of betting on a Musk IPO. |
| Would be pretty funny if SpaceX becomes the #1 marketcap company in the world. \n\nSeems entirely possible in this meme ass market tbh. |
| Yeah, it could be worth even more. Seems like odds are good that's what will happen. All they need is consecutive two more days if it trading over $175 and they can sell 10% |
| So uhhh, you sure love your tesla car huh |
| that's what i want to see |
| There is no pump today |
| Thats 3 Wendy's meal |
| There's supposed to be a big rock passing between the earth and the moon "soon" 🤔 |
| Puts were not the move |
| Truly retarded I’m impressed hope you sell in the next two weeks |
| I’m tired of being retarded |
| Nothing to TACO lol |
| Elon can lose 1 trillion dollars and he still the richest person in the world |
| Nah they are still balls deep in ur mom |
| DAMN THAT'S A BIG RED COCK |
| talking heads |
| Not even just 250k wealth. Bros trading with it haha |
| On the day? |
| MU has had its peak. It's WDC's turn! |
| Ha |
| Wish I did at ipo day |
| No taco Tuesday? |
| I need to follow up you Sir! And remember, if in distress, call the life support line! |
| give this man an award lol |
| What’s happening? |
| Bought back into MUU sorry we’re dumping boys |
| someone poke it with a stick |
| Cant believe I passed on that pump. \n\nGod will bless me for not giving into temptation. Thanks broski. |
| It down, SNDK too\n\nThese all rarely diverge so much |
| Even with this drop ber puts still -76% from Monday |
| Retail traders are paying huge premiums for ultra-short-dated SPCX call options that require **80% overnight gains** to pay out.\n\nCall options that can expire worthless. So much money is going to disappear. |
| This market doesnt give a fuck about anything but inflating the bubble |
| Laying railway lines is also good |
| SPCX 220c went from $5 at open to $20 once it went ITM in the morning... 400% calls on 1st day options open, what degens are buying this |
| !remindme 6 months\n\nRoth SpaceX yolo |
| Sometimes you gotta risk 2500 to make 40. 😈 |
| It ain't jpow, market can't tell if new dad is cool or uncool |
| If you become rich, don’t forget me\n\nIf up lose it all, forget I existed |
| Iran pulled out or something? |
| You did that when you could have bet the house on puts |
| I could do it, and grab QQQ |
| Put all your money on it then |
| Yep more than Seagate. Financials better too. China can't make hdds |
| dude you called this perfectly |
| This is an extremely ignorant comment. Not only do they have their own model, it is literally the best value model you get, and according to most benchmarks in coding, it rivals opus at like 10x+ less the cost |
| buy 1% of a share of MU? |
| Omg I almost would rather take this 3k loss 😂 |
| and its gone |
| If too many people think this, it will inverse. |
| Rate hike being priced in |
| I can hear this meme |
| It is not a baseball coming at you but a punch form The Bronze Bomber\n\nThere's a startup that was able to extract surface level material of an asteroid. \n\nAn asteroid of heavy metals worth 10T and close enough to earth for CAPTURING \n is multiple countries getting nuked level event. \n\n\n |
| 751 and then we go up. Ok? Thank you? |
| When do you think that will happen? |
| profassional |
| SPCX is the new safe haven asset 🙏 |
| When SPCX shares start unlocking I will be full porting puts |
| Warsh is gonna trigger so many wash trades 🧼 |
| copium |
| the slow space x grind is not good for my calls |
| Spy closing near 754 fasho, imma go take a nap |
| you were saying... |
| SpaceX strong af |
| imagine selling spcx on a day it’s up while the whole market is down |
| Yes. I’m about to have $3M |
| Amen. I’m out of powder besides what I need for my daily diet of maruchan instant ramen but we’re just getting started 🚀 |
| 🙏 |
| fuck you Apple! |
| You realize all bankers and financiers don’t think alike in a hivemind right?\n\nYou also misunderstand how an asset backed loan works. LTV is never 100%, unless you get a VA cashout refinance. |
| what a disaster day for MU |
| Same for INTU, ADBE, and CRM |
| Bump |
| The implied volatility on these SPCX options is unsurprisingly very high. I might sell some options. |
| It doesn't even matter what he does at this point. If anyone can afford to light $60b on fire for nothing or worse it's Elon |
| done thanks |
| https://preview.redd.it/qyk81oqkho7h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=407f84e755f496bafcd32823e0c03433d9c71afb |
| https://preview.redd.it/zvu3m1ojho7h1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cec9787b475b8860103b8988d06445150b8ba53e\n\n |
| This literally cannot go tits up |
| 52% 1Mo.... yeah, where tf did that come from? Slept hard on this one |
| More like drowned in maple syrup, whiplast would be +-0.5% in minutes |
| WOW! |
| Big money, big money, big money |
| 750p? |
| Look at me, I'm the algo now |
| Just yolo into wdc and delete the app for 4 months |
| Another taco 🌮 Tuesday, another easy day making put profits |
| That is likely the easiest $25k you'll ever make, unless you keep scalping this shit. Take the fucking W bro |
| SPCX is gey. |
| exhausted |
| Don’t fuck it up tomorrow Kevin |
| #And God said, 'Let there be light,' and there was light. Then God said 'let there be red' and there was Microsoft (Genesis 1:3) \n\n#LMAO🤌 |
| Time to load up $ZS calls |
| Mods, you cant let this lame ass dude keep getting away with it. |
| Don't tell North Korea |
| Israeli ambassador just told Bloomberg that they aren't responsible for civilian causalities and 🥭 needs to understand that and Israel doesn't have anything to do with the agreement lmao |
| At least you have a chance |
| This is all ber fault. All good, tomorrow Warsh will drop a nuke on 'em |
| Crash must be happening soon, Ackman is hyping his scam junk funds extra hard. |
| yooo i was just thinking about this |
| nowadays? no cause pumps last forever nowadays |
| Next BTC bull run should be around October, same time the market is supposed to shift. I’m buying the BTC miners that own their own electricity and benefit from AI and Crypto. WULF/WULX, RIOT, MARA (Trump is holding), CIFR, CORZ…etc. I’m up around 1,000% on these so far |
| what about MUUUUU?? |
| I’m losing. Where da pamp? |
| Follow the cap follow the money follow the tendies 🧢 |
| Why do the crime candles never happen when I’m trading, I take a break and it’s 1% everyday, I decide to join the fun and it’s disgusting theta dog shit |
| My bag 7 bags are heavier everyday |
| best advice ever |
| i have a feeling we're going to 750, so calls it is |
| So do we call him “K-Dawg” or “KevWar” or like “KWAR” “Papa K”? |
| Tell me about it |
| I love sluts |
| I'm just gonna cash out and play online blackjack |
| If they have a successful launch tomorrow expect this to move back to $100+ |
| or the actual most likely case: it kinda works but not as good as the AI company CEOs say it will. it boosts productivity for some workers, there is some job loss but it also creates new job categories that people transition into\n\nlike if you use it in daily life it's pretty clear to see that it is useful but it's pretty far from "replace all workers". |
| SPY closes around 754 I think\n\nSPCX will close at 700 (after several 5-1 splits) |
| So flat so boring |
| Imagine being an oil bull |
| C'mon I'm getting blue balls over here |
| Don’t forget millions of Elon haters piling into poots. They double dipping their profits all the way up. |
| The 1% of bers right time right place will 100x their money and gloat for the next 10 years |
| There's power in space, but the cooling and solar radiation would destroy GPU workloads as they currently exist.\n\nNow maybe they're going to make a B200 out of vacuum tubes...someone Xcrete this genius idea at Musky |
| There’s no reason for anything but a giant pump today.\n\nStop selling things. Instead, buy things. |
| WDC is on a roll, STX too but less |
| Text a married ex and tell her you wanna work on things |
| i would buy after tomorrow fed decision since if Warsh is too hawkish, GLD will drop. Idk if he will since he is orange's boy, but there is a chance. |
| Bro, I’m sorry 😭 I hate seeing people struggle. I hope we all make it. I can promise you that I did not make $800,000 overnight. I was very poor once., I just gambled everything I had and got lucky 🙏❤️ |
| Crazy isn't it - strangers on reddit assured you it would've crashed by now |
| 6/17 750p are being a little bitch |
| I’ve heard Wendy’s hires old people, so don’t worry |
| Strait is clopen |
| https://preview.redd.it/zh81rxdbho7h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6786f300a9837406857a453311cdd52e022d23b |
| Welp I was up about $7k for the year a few weeks ago but about to turn red unless space stocks suddenly turn around before my options expire on Thursday. \n\nOne dumb SPX trade just put me in a tailspin I haven't been able to get a single win out of since |
| 🍿 |
| Yeah man I got cooked down almost 30% gonna walk away and re group man |
| I can confirm this would be true |
| Puts on other stocks. Can't go tits up |
| I expect there will be some up and down for the first 8 months, there always is with IPO's. But once it crosses $300 I don't think it'll drop below $200 again for any real length of time.\n\nOn Friday I figured it would close at around $170 which it ended up a little under. I also expected it would take a full week to cross $200 which has already happened today. I figured a year for it to cross $400 which is probably a major underestimate at this point. |
| he sold puts which is bullish |
| geez so what happened? |
| Hopefully you see a decent return in about 10 years or so 🤷♂️ |
| Giving us more buying opportunities. |
| Good choice. |
| stop slut shaming the whore moose |
| Yea I’m out of space x. Fun while it lasted |
| heres the recipe downies - \n\nQQQ has a 200ma resistance at 720. \n\nStay long, grab a couple puts at 730 or so spread across today and tomorrow. If you lose, your shares will carry you up, if you dont, those puts will be worth a few thousand at 720 |
| If I have 800k to fuck around with, I’m definitely not gambling it in this market. wtf |
| G.O.A.T. |
| !remindme 2 weeks |
| that shit aint $500\n\n |
| Buy and hold???\n\nSmh you have literal dates on a calendar, they invented 2-3x leverage ETFs for this. |
| Idk when this guy bought but if you use your eyes and not just click the time filters you'll see BE dropped to $230 last week. |
| Historically I would rather have Warren Buffetts position than some Elizabeth Holmes blue sky billionaire that falls apart once people realize you're just an overly persistent idiot trying to force engineers and scientists to conjure up your fantasy land |
| well played |
| Spaghetti Oh’sss |
| Guy above me is gay |
| No because \n\nThe price is set by…. The buyer lol \nSmall public float \nNo bank will give value of a large portion of shares based on micro public float price\n\nSure if we hit 100% of public shares being released and stock price survives that maybe but not for substantial sums |
| Spy is stuck at 752.50 |
| bloomberg discussion is wild right now, anyone listening to this? |
| spcx ruining the market. no volume no fun |
| Honestly, today feels like a theta day. |
| I have a good job, in fact im at it now |
| this is the best bers can do after an all night blood ritual? |
| Not selling on that MSFT pump a couple of weeks ago is going to haunt me for the rest of my life |
| Proof or ban |
| The market makers thank you for your donation. They're also thanking me for mine. |
| I'm a bot\n\nBleep bloop |
| not with the news we have tomorrow looming |
| SPCQ and SPCL are where the degens are trading |
| BahahahahahhaahhahH omg what a fucking idiot |
| sell some and swap them for slop puts, spy will hold steady with its diversification |
| MU baby why you do that to me |
| puts at close going to print tomorrow |
| Did SpaceX buy Cursor so that they can vibe code their rockets? Calls. |
| It’s up 20-25x in the past year |
| 250k extra to invest and poor in the same sentence.. |
| Put $30 in your car gas tank and go drive around town looking for a job. |
| overtrading. ~~walking away~~ going for a ride ffs. |
| 500 is too cheap to. this shit sailing to 1million |
| SPY Calls 1DTE |
| AVGO 09/18 500C |
| All in on the IPO then sell two days in |
| Its gonna keep going up until you buy some |
| Nope |
| 🤝 |
| Not direction, direction and speed. \n\nBeing speedily wrong is not as bad compared to being slow and correct, and fast & correct doesn't really yield much unless you were there before the volatility. \n\nSo the lament would more be like: why won't this horse run in the right direction and run faster than everyone else |
| Damn I made money from puts for the first time ever. Only took 2 years |
| i swear reddit never disappoints |
| yep |
| Just wait for SPCX to burst so the money will flow back into all the other space stocks RKLB ASTS FLY |
| yeah, in about 6 months |
| float so low maybe? also institutions control like 90% of money. there is never a risk for them since they already own all the money |
| is everyone having a good time? |
| Can they sell puts on their own share holding to lock in some gains before the lockup expires? |
| TIMES UP! |
| PowerPoint isn’t the future of AI dawg |
| got $900 to yolo, any ideas\n\n |
| haha rockets go brrrr |
| Should I use my power for evil? Anytime I buy an individual stock even if it looks like a sure thing it quickly goes down a lot. I'm at 100% success rate. So should I buy $100 worth of SpaceX stock Just so the Price of the stock goes into free fall? |
| $40 |
| I had 2spcx puts will it print ? |
| Spcx might surpass nvda at this rate |
| That’s more than I made |
| Just one fucking boat makes it through the straight and we are going straight to 800 |
| ... K. |
| Not good holding INTU, ADBE, CRM as well |
| NBIS better get in now |
| Squeeze deez nuts you fuckin nerd.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| As a reminder, Elon could sell 7x the entire public float and still have 51% voting control of the company\n\nthis is a historic moment in time when we have a calendar for how mechanics similar to a short squeeze are going to unfold. We buy and hold, the passive funds are forced to chase shares ever higher, then it all goes splat as speculators cash out and lockups expire and the supply starts to flood the demand. |
| Bro why |
| Can the pump hold for more a minute |
| If this Vs back to open I’ll do whatever the ppl below me says |
| everything and everybody is recommending $NOW. I fest for my calls |
| I’m on TQQQ go big or go homeless |
| Got 10%. Thanks bro |
| I’m a bot but I have a pp |
| Western digital has been flying under the radar I haven't seen anyone mention it it's up 35% the last 5 days |
| Come on get that money. |
| I think the next big thing could be robots. With advancements in generalization learning, and if there are breakthroughs in sensors as well, then problems related to physical friction and other interactions between robots and their environment can be solved. Robots could become a truly transformative industry. Similarly, virtual reality, 3D printing could also be transformative industries. But for VR and 3D printing, we need to find companies that are truly specialized in these areas in the U.S. stock market. Many such companies might be found in the Chinese market, but the Chinese market isn’t necessarily a suitable place for investment. |
| What are those news? And why are all in caps? |
| Metals have been heading lower because we have the concept of mining asteroids in space. |
| Biggest scam in the history of stock industry. |
| !Banbet Sofi $20 1week |
| SPCX is making the market fucking boring. Fuck that stock |
| 300 incoming. The float is so tiny. Stop look at valuation and watch the float\n\nImagine I create a million shares for $1 each. Valuation is 1 million. But I only float 1 share, which sells for $2. The valuation now 2 million. But not really. This is what’s happening. SPCX can run up until the shares unlock |
| mu a shit |
| thats when u resolve to market order and watch ur shit sell for 50% less than expected |
| Sometimes I wish I had money like this but then if I gotta be stupid to have it then no thanks. OP, 3% ain't shit. Like someone else mentioned, they're the most valuable company in the world. Look at some fuckin charts ffs and just know that it might return to the $200 level which is it's hard support and where you should've bought last week. |
| That'll be $7.24 |
| I never said they didn’t increase their cost. Just they are scaling their revenue a bunch so they can afford higher spend. |
| Im loading up on puts for August. The rug pull on this is going to be biblical |
| Fuck off |
| 80 by mid january |
| sir, this is a casino. |
| Nasa hasnt been able to do a space launch in over a decade without space x. It doesnt matter whos in charge. Plus Elon can just go work for china and any us politician knows that. |
| Alright qqq bols here’s ya pump. |
| spcx has what market makers love: endless narrative possibilities basically. from ai, to space exploration, computing, satelites, infrastructure etc etc. basically a tech empire, pe or technical data doesnt matter when you have this kind of story |
| Do they have a “clap” sign at the SNAP event. They are all so out of place lol |
| first trillion is the hardest |
| it's not about worth, it's about allocating unspendable money for extremely rich people and corporations. Same as the AI bubble. |
| those dont explode anymore |
| $1 trillion sure can buy a lot of bots |
| I bought in after the spike. I kissed my $1200 and hit buy. If the market is going to be retarded, I might as well be too. |
| Oh this guy again |
| theres a giant gap from 478 on the 1D chart\n\nyou have downs syndrome if you dont think theres any upside.\n\nedit: mans got so mad he wrote fuck off then deleted his comments looool |
| Look Mr Market, I don’t care which way you go, just fucking do something. |
| Lmao ok “the tradesman,” drop some receipts then. What plays you on and what size, or is this just pre‑loss copium in advance 😂 |
| I am legitimately considering Anthropic but trying to figure out how to go about it and not get hosed |
| Could someone explain why Spcx keeps going up, even if wsb is hyped aren't we peons in the grand scheme of things, are institutions actually betting big ? They have that kind of risk appetite? |
| Definitely won't come back to bite you! |
| 250k and poor people in the same sentence. |
| What price should I buy SPCX at? $180? |
| How much loss on MSFT? |
| I just bought 1 stock, enjoy the crash fellas. |
| Why not s&p500 😭 |
| I mean, they still have 2/4 weeks before selling without sanctions |
| Yeh, Gemini says it's about 3.5T $100 bills ... so just use $50 bills and it's about right. |
| You must have read 《Three-Body: Dark Forest》, written by Chinese science fiction author Liu Cixin. |
| Rapist bear |
| Buying even more MU |
| How much of the port are we talking about |
| thats never gonna happen, this isn't blue origin |
| #It's so fucking annoying when your options go up, you want to take a profit but the fucking order won't fill no matter what LMAO🤌 |
| they are no elon musk tho, be careful |
| LMAO sure bud |
| you know the WSB rules on screenshot unrealized gainz LMFAO\n\n |
| Is GLD cooked? Or still worth buying some Aug/Sept 400 calls to hedge over the summer? |
| yesterday was nice, why not have yesterday today? |
| Lame. It was lame yesterday, and its lame today. |
| Ya another thread is what is needed here. \n\nGood call Op |
| It was buy in the first 5 minutes and sell in the first hour 🤷♂️ |
| And OP'll hold til $185 |
| Duh. That's the early retirement trifecta. |
| QQQ pricing on par and matches or go above SPY wen? |
| For no reason at all...shit will start moving at like 140ish pm. |
| Picked up my son from preschool and his playmate was telling him to invest in $NOW. Top indicator? |
| Is 755 back on the menu? |
| No its great |
| Right after I get stopped out. |
| https://preview.redd.it/egrj82mkgo7h1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0078718a607672f1b55792c93ab2c2be69c0542 |
| they don't make the money until they sell and a lot could happen between now and their lockup expiry |
| this fucking market is so god damn boring \n\nits just waiting for 6 hours to see which way they move it |
| This volume blows |
| or a green one |
| I bet this will go up to 500 and then crash to 300 repeatedly. Still way above ipo and current price\n\nOfc my bet is small barely 50@166 but yeah |
| What are they solving to save humanity? |
| I put too much into NOW. |
| do people not understand how stocks work? This is just regarded, the most regarded of regards. I really feel sad for you buddy |
| Fake news |
| Cheaper than what was priced in 1 month ago |
| Is war back on the menu or are we just profit taking on memory stocks |
| Hey /u/underperforming1 - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: ADTX.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| $500 price target!! |
| https://preview.redd.it/bxzt968hgo7h1.png?width=915&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b2a606e383ea51747fa2432c4dafe2664a343e7 |
| SPCX has taught me that I’m going all in on openAI and anthropic IPOs |
| This will only drop further into close |
| Already up 60%, stop loss set to 25% profits. |
| # There's a spacex Falcon 9 launch set for tomorrow june 17 at 2am-4am. If it turns out to be a firework puts gonna print BIGLY |
| Get ready to meet ur wife boyfriend |
| It doesn’t have that much upside |
| hyperscalers dumping but neoclouds pumping\n\ni am drowning in logic over here |
| or maybe predict the future |
| I’m getting real fucking tired of SPY theta fucking me to completion almost daily man |
| Candle straight to 250 more likely |
| **No Active BanBet** |
| I think we’re better off flipping a coin |
| Not until the index fund bag holders are forced to buy in. |
| 100% shits a 20% machine |
| !banbet |
| Too stretchy. Probably not going to hit. |
| what no way im shocked |
| Wtf is going on?? The president said stonks only should go up! |
| I actually entered at IPO for $250,000 worth of shares and got 6 shares instead because RobbingTheHood doesn’t favor poor people. So then I had to wire $800,000 into Webull which was frozen because my bank thought someone other than me initiated that wire and it was a whole cluster fuck situation, so now I’m late to the party. Funds cleared this morning and I was able to buy. |
| https://preview.redd.it/a6orf1fcgo7h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f362b19e3862f8c93ea97aac5239e8b23d0c9987 |
| I don't understand it at all. Same goes for MSTR and Michael Saylors whole stratgey, he keep getting 100mm rounds of cash somehow lol..... And this multi trillion company? I understand nothing. |
| Hold on let me try something\n\n>IRAN ANNOUNCES VICTORY, SEIZES ALL MAJOR PERSIAN GULF COASTAL AREAS \nISRAELI PRIME MINISTER SEEN FLEEING TEL AVIV \nPRESIDENT TRUMP CONFIRMS ICBMS LOADED WITH NUCLEAR WARHEADS EN ROUTE TO KHARG ISLAND\n\nThere you go now you can retire on those puts |
| Hmmm are metal lows in after all? 🤔\n\nPlease someone deep in the space give me a hint 🙏😭 |
| Profit taking |
| I'm still not falling for it though |
| Imagine in the greatest bull market in history you’re bag holding fucking… Figma. |
| Spy wants 751 but doesn’t know it |
| Gonna look real suspicious if oil bounces back up after the fed meeting |
| What you do is apply for work somewhere, get hired, work there, put money into a 401k and getting paid weekly. Then one day after like 30 years, you just leave like it never happened. |
| I made money today. Time to get a vanilla Frosty |
| I can feel it. He is with us . Please my lord shrek show your precious dck |
| Very dumb move. You’re a gambler not an investor. |
| Just went on lunch break, checked the market, and wtf. What had happened? |
| https://preview.redd.it/shoi43xago7h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=794ad32039bfb2171d50cce4b9014f0a42ce561d\n\n \nThis is a bug |
| It should be higher |
| its a buy what else is there to say |
| Bears type like bulls buy calls everyday instead of buying leaps and 14 dtes. Like ya keep making fun of me for having SanDick calls I bought 2 months ago |
| Just wait until it gets dumped on the index fund bagholders! |
| 😆 |
| It’s almost impressive how often I am wrong |
| Talk to the manager |
| nah, bulls can hold and win in the end. autistic bers gonna be stuck counting chromosomes instead of money no matter what |
| War back off the menu |
| I'm already done with my trade today 7545p @ 6.00 sold them for 15.50 |
| Because Sandisk and micron are far better |
| Who's we? |
| I mean it made the 22k employees there millionaires, made .7 Trillion in less than a week, seems like it's going pretty well |
| QQQ why just whyyy?? |
| Elon adding another 100B to his net worth like it's nbd when that's like adding Buffets entire amount of wealth in 1 day. |
| Just one Word...#Greed |
| And it's likely going to go a lot higher before it goes a lot lower\n\nThis is market mechanics and front running the indexes, indexes having to buy before any lockup expiries — not people actually saying this company should be worth more than Microsoft or Amazon |
| Oh look at that …. war back on the menu …. |
| Feels like time has legit frozen, theta is killing everything |
| SPY snooze fest |
| tomorrow mango is going to announce a nothing burger and the market will theta raygun both bers and bulls |
| I should’ve taken profit soon as I hit 20%. It’s chop days like this where i lose |
| Where are those people who wanted nothing to do with Elon when he was campaigning for trump and now putting their life savings into SPCX |
| I know, it's like either go down or up, fuck. Both calls and puts are down cause whenever I bought one, it went the other way, but just enough that I don't make a profit |
| Gotta follow the trend |
| Ah... thanks, yes this explains it. |
| Thanks to you (and people like you), Elon's gonna be a multi-trillionaire soon. Then roundtrips back to just a regular billionaire. |
| I just bought some in my Roth IRA as well so he doesn't feel alone. $500 price target. |
| its not that cheap lol |
| UH-OH… |
| Calls on maintenance |
| New Netflix documentary - How to Deflate a Giant - Microsoft |
| You and everyone upvoting you have horrible reading comprehension |
| WDC is up 40% in the past week |
| Bad bot 🤖 |
| I’ll look into this. Thanks for the tip on earnings 🫶🤟 |
| /remindme 5 weeks |
| 🥭 we need a little truth social post rn . just a lil one to get a lil pump goin |
| Why is pltr going up when spy is down scam market. My puts appear to be cooked |
| Best Plan Ever |
| Not impossible |
| fuck the top is in |
| What a mad meme, thank you sir. |
| And you're going to want the 3x leverage UltiMax Bag Holder ETF |
| Anything below +20% is now considered a dip for SPCX |
| This is simply not true markets do care at some point. If the government didnt matter then why is government risk a metric that is measured |
| If he's wrong they should put him under the next rocket launch like a modern day witch |
| You’d have to wait until it’s worth $5 trillion to double your money. Hard pass. I’ll a wait a year once everyone starts dumping it. |
| It will come back |
| Just pick a number, whatever feels good for folks. \n\n$3 trillion? Why not $10? |
| A company burning money faster than their Kerosene driven Falcon's. Prayers for that Mars Colony, any volunteers?? |
| I can never get the direction right to save my fucking life |
| berkshire could unironically outperform spy for years just using that huge cash to pump spcx |
| Fortune favors the bold |
| no v |
| MM are trying to artificially suppress spcx price. |
| can someone with a monkey brain explain how space x is worth more then amazon? |
| Sorry guys I have calls and puts $1 up and down, so this market ain't going nowhere until I sell. |
| 😂😂😂😂🤎 |
| It’s possible you can be in the same tax brackets or even in a lower one in retirement and have more in taxable income if they undo the Trump tax cuts. This is what I’m hedging against.\n\nTake a look at the income tax brackets change from 2017 and 2018. Imagine if that was reversed later on. |
| Yes. They are regarded. |
| Legit feels like nothing is moving at all, theta has frozen about everything |
| SPCX: PURCHASING 1 TRILLION IN COMPANIES \n\nMARKET: HOW YOU GONNA PAY?\n\nSPCX: WE ISSUE STOCK WHILE WE ARE WILDY OVERVALUED\n\nMARKET: MAKES SENSE |
| yeah, one can dream |
| Cheaper than 300 |
| GM now a contract manufacturer for Lockheed Martin. |
| Put a stop loss in at 195. Sell at 250-300 |
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| Just gimme a quick dip under 752 so i can leave the casino |
| Just remember bolz, you are someone’s exit liquidity lmao.\n\nCalls it is. |
| Nobody talking about AVGO |
| SPY IS A PEACOCK, YOU GOTTA LET IT FLY |
| This market is giving me whiplash |
| Vaccine chip neural communication |
| Aapl is such a bitch |
| Market is testing bull’s faith |
| Either this is the local bottom or qqq goes to 720 |
| cashing in on that initial pump post ipo i see |
| So was the OG poster. I’m sad it was removed… I was hoping we could get a string of mommas buying SpaceX IPO 😂 |
| This advice should be arrestable |
| Im able to do more with cursor than claude with its 5 hour window. 😆 beside, I use opus on both. 😂 |
| 500 trillion market cap? 5 times the GDP of planet earth lmfao |
| scam SPX dump needs to stop |
| Im already elbow deep in spy puts |
| Look at tesla and compare it to other car companies worth and revenue, all of his companies are houses of cards. |
| !remindme 1 year |
| This is digital & financial water boarding. Holy fucking hell |
| Yeah I'm buying back in with the profit tomorrow too. It's a way to skim the top. At some point tomorrow it might be up 15% and then I'll sell the third again. It'll drop down again from 15% almost guaranteed, so I can buy back in at a discount (probably during off hours). Then I'll put the profit into other stocks. |
| Cya |
| Am I the only one who thinks price is just stalling until tomorrow for the Fed?\n\nKinda looking like it's gonna fall off a cliff tomorrow. |
| TSLA and space x are the safest spots in the market. There’s too much future hype for them to go down more than 5-10%. You would be brain dead not to buy the future |
| Pls let it happen |
| Doink |
| My brother in christ....thats called building a new pc |
| Imagine one candle strait to 160 on SPCX |
| # Nahh mf's be out here in BROAD DAYLIGHT owning MSFT |
| I spy a breakeven price |
| is the market stuck |
| Hpe died after earnings |
| That is only 1/20th of what it is actually worth now that they bought Cursor. |
| 😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 |
| I should’ve known better than to buy within the first 15 minutes |
| Is Sofi good ??? |
| Omg lmao 🥭 isnt releasing the mou because he realizes all the people hes having dinner with (g7 summit) are gonna have to pay "fees" to get their oil now. If you guys think oil is just gonna chill after that lmao yall silly as shit. Bro is having lunch with the people hes about to tell "I shit in the food" lmao |
| Elon Musk got that Midas Touch |
| How are they so effective at shaking me out both directions and tanking when I hold |
| what you should do is buy microsoft puts |
| Well, that's happening all around the world. We are driving away our allies.. |
| i‘m probably the only mofo losing money with spcx\n\nfomod and panic sold\n\n\-3k so far |
| The Koreans are getting their house taken by the bank later because of MU I doubt they gonna help |
| Set your stop loss and hold onto your nuts dumbass |
| I thought my spy puts would be worthless today lmao |
| As is your mom |
| It wants to dump so bad to 751.20 |
| Reminder market cap literally doesn’t fucking matter for an IPO. |
| !banbet SPY 657 4H |
| RemindMe! June 1, 2027 |
| It says 100% |
| Never at this point |
| I think, if you have more money in stocks and stuff, they give you more. So a millionaire will get more shares alloted than someone with 5k worth |
| Scroll up dumbass. The whole point of OP (which was wrong and he has since admitted) is that.noboduxwas buying. That's idiotic.\n\nThe conversation was not about internal grok demand. Damn you're slow |
| SpaceX is now the 5th largest market cap in the world |
| https://preview.redd.it/zkja6ocofo7h1.jpeg?width=1043&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d745344d5a4501e7bdb139a21a36f63f5818df1f |
| Half cash, half cock |
| "if you want to be taken seriously as a software company, dont make an e-mail client that takes 12 seconds to open an e-mail". Literally shittier than 1992. Analysis done. |
| Buying puts. |
| mine are too |
| i thought next week cons would move slower, nope might aswell buy 0dtes |
| Not yet, but I think SpaceX is. |
| I have calls and puts for today so the market hasn't moved in hours. |
| Mr. Burns: "ah yes, I'd trade it all for a little more." |
| Pre-FOMC theta cucked. |
| Seems so 🤷\n\nhttps://x.com/i/status/2066907902695084217 |
| Sub 60k bitcoin this week easily . |
| Too many bull posting spcx so I may need to sell it soon lol |
| # 1 Market cap soon |
| Algo so far keeping it in tight range 735.40 - 734.10 |
| Fuck them. I upgraded my motherboard and cpu and they made me buy another windows ☹️ |
| Employ rapists, pedophiles, and criminals: I can hold my nose.\n\nKill Double Fine and Ninja Theory: I hope MSFT goes to $0. |
| We are on the brink of a bear extinction-level event |
| There isn’t literally 2.86T dollars invested in SPCX right now, despite that being their market cap. Accept that you’re wrong, maybe? |
| I shoulda just took my 100% and went about my day |
| Hey /u/Mars_Needs_Wifi - I am a bot from /r/wallstreetbets. You submitted one or more banned tickers: ADTX.\n\n We don't allow discussion of low market cap (less than 500mm) tickers to prevent pump & dump spam and scammers. |
| I mean, that’s three years of retirement right there |
| Only the best. Sorry you missed out. |
| Green days are illegal! LMAO |
| NOW bag holders, how’s it going? That pump a few weeks back was the once per year jawn |
| Qqq it is |
| Why GOOGL pump and dump today? |
| SPCX is a better buy and hold than SPY today LMAO |
| SPCX to buy Msft to ensure outlook works in/for space. \n\nElse.. another alternative to outlook will replace this dinosaur software. |
| I got calls and puts so it won't move or down today. |
| Just do yourself a favor and remove this dog shit from your watchlist |
| 10k comments in the daily thread before power hour . . . A little jittery in here\n\nThe tards doth protest too much . . . |
| The guh moment was the distinctive turn in quality. Nothing has come remotely close to that since |
| koreans please show mercy |
| On chop like this, waiting for large red candles and buying calls at the bottom, selling as the candle get's eaten back up. Looking at 0DTE 752 calls now at 1.05 |
| 👬 |
| I'm Not touching tsla stock till later this year, cause this shit ain't gonna go up much till then, more likely dumps into the 300's as market pulls back after AUG and then I buy for the end of year merger play |
| Buy high and sell low isn’t my favorite strategy, you are only down like 3.5%- personally I would give it a a bit more time for your thesis to play out |
| All SaaS stocks such as INTU, ADBE, CRM, etc I’m cooked |
| this is the way |
| Yea I got 120 for 7/18 |
| way down |
| EMERGENCY RAYE CUT .5 Bps |
| 👬 |
| You are fucked |
| wasn't the ipo oversubscribed and everyone got barely alloted a partial part of the full request? how did he manage to convince his broker for 70000 shares? |
| ROFL who bought btc at 67k yesterday? here is your clown mask |
| i am loving all these microslop comments |
| https://preview.redd.it/ivttfgaefo7h1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=228f19dfbd5ccd143077f85acbdac79528990acc |
| Guh |
| why not going for August exp? The price isn't much different for a 100c (I assume) and you get to play earnings on top |
| This is beyond stupid and pathetic. Jesus christ |
| You got me good! 😂 |
| Space X has been largely calm and quiet today considering half the entire float has been traded by lunch time |
| Covering existing debt |
| idk bro |
| I have a great life brother thank you. Just made 50% roi in 2 days sold half and letting the other half ride 🚀. Its just fun coupons to me..I already made it. Sorry you missed the boat 🐑 |
| Can anyone share a platform where I can buy? |
| .........not lol |
| Is this a double top |
| another day free money shorting btc |
| Fuck it gonna all in on SPCH |
| Why am I still holding $MSFT ? |
| Market is such a joke bro |
| MSFT should burn for the sole reason it tried to shove copilot down our throats |
| Nah, oil spike was transitory |
| I fucking hate MSFT so much |
| Where is QQQ heading |
| Index funds going full buy next werk |
| Waiting for the squeeze on the index etf’s as they try to get in with so little float, institution’s can’t sell (and miss - fomo)and retail who won’t sell! 🚀🚀🚀 |
| I’ll buy it if I triple my money |
| if you look at MSFT 5 year chart, you can see it's been trading the same, flattish style for years |
| Where’s the 1 pm V 😡 |
| 735.40 - 734.10 |
| The entire system is a corrupt enterprise. Same as always. |
| I am a shell of a man |
| My smart ass idea to buy FIG at 18.50 was not very smart. So I am just an ass now |
| Who can buy options and put their phone down? Not me. |
| its not profitable yet, so there will be dilution somewhere in the next year |
| 🤯 it all makes sense why all the block trades reported by CME were on oil futures yesterday. \n\nThose fuckers let us pump SPX/NDX so they could use us as exit liquidity. |
| When the brainwashed call others brainwashed |
| is axios dead |
| rocket go up. |
| It will be $420.69 very soon! |
| Is the peace deal in the room with us right now? |
| Come back in early December. |
| Too big to fail means it takes everything down with it as it's so massive and integrated with the economy at large it takes too much down with it.\n\nSPCX revenue wise is around Dollar Tree and most of it is from circulating things to itself from other Musk businesses and circle berk money. SPCX could dissappear tomorrow and beyond a bunch of people losing money it wouldn't effect the economy much. |
| They deserve what they get for killing Double Fine. |
| Pre IPO sounds like a better idea |
| Need a +3% tweet |
| damn TIL Freddie Mercury was gay |
| One thing I learned from the spcx ipo is I truly don't know shit about fuck |
| Elon's balls are getting marinated in your mouth |
| Buy high, sell higher |
| SPY does not want to stay below $752.50. But it'd be really nice if it did ... |
| ServiceNow bag holders. How cooked are we? |
| Just fyi space x has no capable self landing rocket that can reach orbit itself |
| HODL |
| right thing to do |
| >First big drop won't be until after first earnings imo \n\nFirst big drop comes when insiders can sell. \n\nThe very second the rug can be pulled, it will be. |
| This is why I keep coming back |
| At this point, the amount of bag holders on MSFT (incl me) is just insane. Management needs to come out and get this shit under control. |
| and then wait until Korea starts buying tonight! |
| Which ones ? |
| Msft for the win! |
| You could have gotten IPO shares at $135, you had to request from ur broker |
| Wild how people Reddit still think they’re financially smarter the musk just bc they dislike him |
| APLD got that retard strength |
| MSFT gets punished by markets for being passed by SPCX, yep totally logically markets right fellas? /s |
| All in the full $37.91 in SPCX. Fuck the moon we're going to Mars baby! |
| https://preview.redd.it/qt743h71fo7h1.png?width=567&format=png&auto=webp&s=661057963a4791feb0397716637400ad331ad699\n\n |
| SPCX MORE VALUABLE |
| Spy down .2% and half this chat getting margin called |
| 250 |
| This has to be the slowest 2 days of market since Christmas, and one of those days it was closed |
| Haha this isn’t real. No way someone did this. |
| Never if you’re after the best returns |
| what a revelation |
| Dont care im loading up on ASTS |
| Did you make sure to like his IG posts today too? |
| Can’t wait to see the generational bag holders this will create. |
| I bet we have more FOMO to \nCome |
| What’s your set up? |
| Rug pull rug pull rug pull rug |
| 100% and I can retire |
| Put a stop loss in. |
| Donate it to autism charity |
| Idk if i evwr bought an option that ended in the money. I dont even buy that much out of money. For spy i usually buy 0.3% otm. It is actually impressive |
| Jesus |
| SPCX calls and chill |
| my firast thought: whAT WOULd Nana say?? |
| The one day I don’t go ape shit with puts and go with calls |
| If you want to make money there’s way better options than Google |
| Stuck on a commercial on Prime. Too cheap to pay $2.99 for ad free. |
| !remindme 2 weeks |
| bruh i am completely ruined if i ever have to actually work for a living. can't go back to that shit. |
| Ayo! |
| I get that its trading at 2030 projections and this is purely based on Musks "trust me bro" Math and expectation. \n\nSo you believe that their revenue will grow from $18.67B today to $1 trillion by 2030? |
| its actually over this time |
| The valuation is out of wack due to the tiny float. |
| Yup. Had my port tied up in other options, made profit on those and now I did a few Intel monthly calls on the dip today |
| Nobody can reply to this comment without getting banned for violence. |
| I swear you were moving to the boonies of Oklahoma to live a simple life… |
| but the stock opened at 160 or something? |
| Tomorrow is fed speaking? |
| Im gonna start investing in rare whiskey i dont even drink then sell that shit to retards later. |
| The downfall of MSFT will be studied for generations |
| i feel you... |
| Not all stocks are red bro |
| oh right.. i fuking forgot this week is the triple witching week again.. i.e. the indexes tend to go bearish. |
| I pick the worst days to trade and roll with my bias |
| About to be a car company soon too |
| 🗣️ |
only posted this  Jake Paul (@jakepaul) on X My SpaceX public position
Congrats to @elonmusk & @JaredBirchall
Have been supporting through the private rounds but excited to dive deeper into the ipo ... x.com |
| Just buy 1 call and 1 put at open, one will prob print |
| It’s not ogre yet |
| Lol The stock market has always been a pyramid scheme, modern finance is a pyramid scheme.\n\nAs karl marx once said “It’s just money, it’s made up, pieces of paper with pictures on it so we don’t kill each other” |
| SPY gunning for 760 |
| $762 tmr |
| I feel like taking the L and going to sleep 😴 |
| Real funny market. Time for a V. |
| As soon as you short space x you know they are going to announce they have invented faster than light travel |
| Come on! Create a new low of the day |
| She’s hot af I swear it’s always the 300-lb redditors sayin this type shit |
| you're not in the right sub |
| NAPTIME |
| That is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen on this sub. Why don’t you just Venmo me $100k and I’ll kick you in the nuts and give you a tax write off. |
| Part of living in the American capitalistic society my guy. It get better, pretty soon it will even feel good. |
| Kinda crazy how oil is near pre war levels |
| This is actually believable and wholesome |
| Gooner class sensibilities. |
| Microslop Windon't |
| The whole data centers is space is as stupid as it sounds for one simple issue. Insulation.\n\nUnless you are planning to have servers in the vaccuum no heat exchange will happen with the outside. |
| As dumb as it gets here |
| Ewww |
| I have a sneaking suspicion that we might just end this day red... |
| damn, if that's the case...🍆💦 |
| Your balls are in Elon's grasp |
| Man it is kinda disappointing GOOG not holding above 370. I thought it finally cleared 370 after trying for so many days |
| It’s a good basket, if it’s green |
| so you didn't buy at 100-110 but now at 120-130? |
| i had a little bit of shit in pants this morning\n\nI could not hold it |
| stop loss is for the timid |
| Did he sell… |
| You’re thinking that the billion barrels of missed production and all the production scarring and time to normalize the straight matter. Yes I know what you’re talking about and it’s in reality correct. But markets literally do not care and governments will do everything to suppress prices. And they have won…. |
| They got me in the wash cycle |
| "Spcx more valuable than msft!!" Well yeah msft doesnt have a starship |
| Not on that one - went green before the 5 min candle was done |