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| Puts on Jack Sparrow |
| Has he said anything about Greenland at all? |
| Bottom is 676.76 |
| I’ve been asking all day and I got a warning from Reddit |
| Selling cheap GLD calls, MU calls. Fresh, arrived this morning. June expiration, come get them. |
| He is just a master of his craft, you hear how he weaves a whole story and ties it all together? Chef's kiss. |
| "The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time" |
| "Biden bad. Mexico bad. Somalia bad. I know Congo. My numbers are the best. We'll bomb Norway now. Biden bad. Mexico bad. \[...\]" |
| It's called ADHD |
| He's talking down the market and giving himself credit for wonderful things. |
| IBRX 💪 |
| I’m a still a regard if I believe in an eod pump |
| You’re a legend |
| I almost bought SOXL at open. Feeling like Neo dodging bullets now |
| Did he get a stinky wine at a restaurant last night and assumes that sommeliers are from Somalia? |
| bro wtf is he talking about lmao this timeline is fucked |
| The pirates are out be careful |
| Downvote this if I haven’t been shadowbanned |
| LMAO the word vomit is great to watch |
| Ok the market hates him talking about killing cocaine dealers but loves him talking about killing Somalian pirates |
| I know that I sold this MSTR puts too early, faokin holding the SPY ones |
| on top of his bone spur too, ouchy ouchy. Brave little baby |
| Market is down 1%-2% I think we’ll be okay |
| Billyon |
| Big port... big port... massive and these simolians, they just blow them up in one hit. |
| Only he can steal the oil freighters |
| Losing that fight. The man doesn't stop talking lol. |
| Ready for him to say 1 word to make today end green |
| More normal, meaning still completely insane |
| Big ships. Yuuge ships. Millions. Big weapons. \n\nThis guy is the captain now. |
| Bol is fuk. Fuk is bol. |
| We have this kind of drop and the AI froth hasn’t even burned off yet. |
| So nothing new, got it. |
| ? its at 677 now |
| HE STOPPED THE PIRATES AND SUNK THE BLACK PEARL |
| Not yet, I can lose more by EOD |
| somalians have big weapons confirmed |
| lol. |
| Cash gang where you attttt where my boys atttt😎😎😎😎😎😎 |
| YUGE MILLYENS |
| If you aren't loading up on calls for this TACO trade, do you even have a pulse? |
| we’re all in this til the closing bell 🥱🥱🥱 at least! 😩 |
| Same..I had to close it or I could have killed myself |
| Talk about a blowup... Yeah, my port |
| Ok Grandpa let's get you to bed |
| # WE DO NOT WANT GREENLAND.. LEAVE THAT SHITHOLE AND MAKE STOCKS GO BACK UP PLEASE...\n\nthis is too much, i can't handle it |
| Because that’s where Ilhan Omar is from |
| He’s really doing everything he can to tank the market rn |
| Said 5 other people already |
| we went from drugs to pirate in like 2 minutes |
| talking about Pirates now.... jc |
| Lol.\n\nWe gonna have ourselves a -3% day on nasdaq? |
| what can I say about this speaker that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? |
| Who doesn’t |
| I gotta call my pirate broker |
| Yall are gonna be big mad when spy rockets to 680 without you. Calls |
| I was told that there would be tacos served here today! |
| right, next leg down |
| Which one of you sick fucks shit my pants |
| I got a feeling that he knows he doesn't have much time left to live so he wants to do something big so people will remember him as a great leader etc. |
| He will destroy the world before he lets the files come out. They are worse than anyone can even imagine. He should have been in jail for the last 30 or 40 years instead he’s fucking in charge. It really is disgusting. |
| Like, at what point does one of his inner circle commit a coup as it seems less insane than having him in office |
| This shit is crazy in all seriousness. |
| It's like his brain is 100 monkeys with 100 typewriters |
| I guess we’re tanking them next too |
| Jack sparrow is in danger |
| he is roasting somalia now lol. |
| You could tell just scrolling through WSB for 2 minutes that it’s verbal diarrhea based on the amount of different topics in here 💀 |
| He gambled, no technical analysis and drawing stuff on charts. |
| But her dad is a trump fan the best who isn't a fan the greatest sad but great |
| father in **LAW** \n\nbig difference fatty |
| imagine if he was the CEO of a publicly traded company and this was the kinda shit he's doing during an earnings call |
| Yeah, ICE deal with rough people, like lesbian Minnesota wine moms, real fucking menace there |
| I wouldn't even talk about myself like this in front of a mirror all alone. WTF. |
| Alright Donny time to sell your VIX calls and stfu |
| I think im gonna fucking puke… |
| the british empire took 90 years to fall.\n\nLooks like the US empire will take 90 months or so. |
| Puts on piracy |
| Greenland to be renamed Somalia |
| Most people in the cult think this guy projects strength and respect lmao |
| He wants that man’s love so bad |
| 2025 trade agreements with all parts of the world\n\n2026 peace agreement with all parts of the world |
| Look at me, I am the spy now 📉 |
| I do love the way that man retardedly says his Ls. |
| we also stopped Jack the Sparrow!!! this guy now lives in gay France |
| This comment makes you look way stupider than I previously stated lmao |
| Fuk you hood can’t even go up |
| As long as SPY doesn’t dip below 680 we gucci |
| I thought leader Noem said the conditions in Somalia have drastically improved, so the Somali refugees can now be deported back. Why am I dumb? |
| My monkey brain likes that silver is spiking even though only like 10% of my investments are in silver, and even then it was a gift. |
| Back to Somalia, third time. |
| im waiting to see them dump as soon as he says "tariff" |
| LOVE A BUYING OPPORTUNITY |
| Learn sentence structure before getting into options lol |
| He's basically the grandpa from the Simpsons. Senile and rambling ad nauseum. |
| Somalis only good as pirates! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Okay but have you ever seen numbers this big? 700? 900!? 1200%! |
| That's fair |
| Oh good we’re back to Somalia |
| Wait why does this racist regard hate somalians so much |
| PIRATES |
| Lmao just waiting for him to shoutout black beard atp |
| “You know that girl my goons murdered? Well her parents really like me” |
| Thank fucking god I put everything on gold a week ago. +3% so far |
| SUH-MAL-YUH |
| puts on somalis apparently |
| I do travel vlogs and I called some tourists orientals once and got called out for it by some old woman in the comments. I did apologise as I hadn't noticed it was on the bad list. |
| PIRATES |
| 🙁 |
| No it isn’t – cock and ball torture is more enjoyable. |
| Most of wsb even |
| Oh God |
| Somehow I am still up $500 today. Am I a genius or what? |
| I'm just gonna get some enjoyment out of the fact that the majority of 🥭 voters are gonna get burned WAY harder than I will when shit gets really bad |
| Holy shit Somalians are only good at pirating |
| Just \nStop \nTalking \nFFS |
| FUCKING PIRATES ARE TANKING THE MARKET |
| get their names out ur damn mouth |
| Wow, daughter was killed, but her dad was my fan.\n\n \nLmfao |
| SOMALIA |
| Suhmaylyuh |
| Of course ice is full of J6 goons lmao |
| 2025: Glenfiddich\n\n2026: Wild Turkey 101\n\n(That's how it's going) |
| He cares about her now because her dad was a fan? We are cooked man |
| I don't think TACO matters if/when europoors have decided to send an old-world message that enough is enough. |
| Sold my puts so definitely |
| SPY |
| Boomer portfolios really got btfo by yields over the last 5 years |
| He thinks this is going well and he’s winning. This is what winning looks like to him. This is winning. |
| He is.. he made 1b+ last year.. |
| Pirates |
| How are we back to Somalia |
| awful |
| Happy birthday! Don’t eat the cake |
| Quiet piggy |
| Poor Amerifats living under the rule of the orange King Kong. I‘m glad to be a Europoor |
| IT JUST HAPPENS |
| We have to get rid of the NEETs so we’re sending them to war |
| we at -2% lol MM's never let us finish the day at -2% |
| This was all an excuse to get maximum eyes for a campaign speech |
| Just end the speech already so the algos don’t have any more “insanity” triggers to dump |
| Can’t someone please stand up and spark this guy out |
| using a dead woman's father to praise himself and give an ego stroke. oh Donnie, never change |
| He's like the cobra charmer |
| SO MAH LIA |
| don't know about SPY but the term "25th amendment" is rocketing on google trends these past 48 hours |
| Rough people* (soccer moms) |
| Me to sold all my puts |
| Will we break 6800?!? If we do break 6790, SPX is truly fucked. |
| he only felt bad she died when he realized their family are tr\*mp supporters???? |
| 😘 |
| After earnings |
| My list of stocks as in stocks I follow like TSLA SPY and such and so on |
| This is literally cock and ball torture |
| I think he mean the bad angels. The angels from hell and not the bike gang. |
| I can’t hold on to the words, my brain can’t do it. What is this? It is like sitting in a hospital side ward. |
| CVNA red thank you 🥭 |
| BUT HES A BUSINESS MANNNNNNNNNNNN |
| We lost 70,000 manufacturing jobs |
| He's pissed because he pulled out at the last minute and can never clear the L he took in 2020 |
| Probably like next week lol |
| ? |
| He's made China great again! |
| This is obscene. |
| Common, make it at least -4%. |
| he can't focus on one singular topic ... |
| Market's slow inevitable decline with briefs sparks of energy perfectly mirrors the President. |
| The most powerful country in the world was bamboozled by a guy who just throws out a big number and goes "nobody has ever seen numbers this big before" |
| Did he just admit that ICE is made up of insurrectionists who “make mistakes” lmao |
| He just said ice is full of insurrectionists????? |
| Our NATO allies neglecting their security commitments at the expense of Americans to favor social spending and our administration being absolutely retarded and america involving itself in dumb wars are not mutually exclusive concepts. |
| Spy \ for a long time now |
| For a while he's sounded exactly like my grandfather did before the dementia really took him from us. People think dementia is simply slow and blank stares but it can also look like this. He has no clue what's going on, just monologuing. |
| can't wait to see all the loss porn today |
| post taco gop is going to be .... interesting. |
| I got some Feb 6 calls and April calls, we will see |
| When the woman was what.... murdered?.... |
| Every word he says means SPY -0.001% 🤌 |
| Correction corninflation is down 600% |
| does this guy know the world at large thinks he’s regarded? It seems like he would definitely care, so he must somehow not know… |
| Only half of us are completely retarted |
| The algos don’t like what he’s saying. What he’s saying. What he’s saying \n\nI think he’s said 4 things total |
| I might need to reevaluate joking about this deranged man even as a coping mechanism. |
| cant listen to 🥭 anymore, bought the dip, good luck guys on the rest of the trading day |
| Yeah he honestly sounded like he was heavy on Xanax or something at the start, but more normal now |
| HAAHAHHA ICE CAN MAKE MISTAKES BRO THIS GUY THEY KILLED AN INNOCENT WOMEN WTF |
| We spend trillions on ai so no human being has to endure the agony of such a task. |
| Have you ever had a grandparent or parent get dementia? It's like watching the early stage where they can still barely string thoughts together but they don't make any sense |
| Big scary guys, those Congolese. |
| Macron roasted mango at davos, thats why he didnt go…hes too scared to face critics |
| Bullshit I see Epstein just as much lol your algo betrays you |
| Be cautious when people are frantic and be bold when the market is cautious |
| I want to buy a call but I like… I just can’t |
| Yields mooning. Calls it is. |
| I am the exit liquidity… |
| He executes flawlessly everytime The plot armor is just too strong |
| Then let her suck my ass |
| Excuse me, this man lowered drug prices by more than 100%. Show some gratitude. |
| He is so demented… |
| fighting to stay above 680 |
| How quickly do they lose 70% after we have a regular president again? |
| Fuck🥱🥱🥱 |
| I just tell them I am a regarded stonk trader |
| didn't he just earlier say the countries respected US so much now, that they jail the people they send back? |
| Gentleman, it is a great displeasure to inform you the market is really gonna tank now that I sold my puts |
| The dog pissed on the market. |
| 💀💀💀 bye bye liver.... |
| ensconced |
| holy mother of drivels |
| hang in there, wait for the other pensions to drop treasuries… then drink up |
| I know of a fraudster and child predator that I would like removed |
| 97% drugs by water taken out...... how the F does sum1 know this? You don't know about the drugs coming in illegally |
| Calls on dementia medication |
| Down 2%... those are rookie numbers. TACO V coming soon |
| Wow amzn |
| Gen z labor is useless now so we’re sending them to war to get rid of them |
| Agreed |
| Gonna start drugs coming in by land I’m fucking dying man |
| 🔥🔥🔥 |
| "........lot of Black people" 🍊 |
| It's a helluva lot of Nanas and hick uncles of the people on this sub |
| I mean he talked about it on his campaign trail a lot |
| Intel apparent does not give an f. |
| Yep there goes dry January |
| Why is every press conference an impromptu state of the union with made up bullshit |
| drivels |
| #lmao inflation down 600%? LOL CLOWN STATITISCS |
| Imagine being in prison and as a torture you have to listen to this shit 24/7. I swear I would rather die. |
| Is he filibustering something right now? Is that why he’s talking? |
| My first 100% |
| *BESSENT IN CONTACT WITH JAPAN COUNTERPARTS TO CALM MARKETS \n\nHonestly Japan should do a power move and sell all their US debt |
| At least he’s reading somewhat coherent sentences now. Albeit with the trademark ad libs sprinkled in |
| I survived the 1000 points down intraday in November on Nasdaq, on NO NEWS, after NVDA earnings, from +2% to -2%, while everyone kept talking about correction and bear market\n\nthis is a joke in comparison |
| Just hit -2% on SPY! We did it, everyone! |
| Those are American jobs! |
| These numbers are absolutely epic |
| Hey so spy is at -2%. Can all the bulls post their loss porn already? |
| Through the magical border |
| It always feels like that at the start |
| If it drops another 1% Trump will have to hold another press conference lmao |
| His sycophants are ready to lick up his diaper |
| Lmao |
| Did he just announce we are going to start bombing Mexico??? |
| But her face destroy everything else.... |
| wow, this is the person America elected. Just wow, America, take a bow. This is your guy. |
| Said LGTM to like 3 things today. Hard work |
| "we didn't have autism back in the days" |
| bro is doing a victory lap and forgetting the elephant in the room |
| Keeps talking we might see -1000 |
| I'm not buying spy till it's back to 450 |
| It’s been 2 months since I have had a drink 🥃. I’m not sure how much longer I can go |
| historians are going to be fucking perplexed when they study this dingbat and his followers. |
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| Puts on boats!!! |
| The secret to the floor is… there is no floor! 📉 |
| Bankers got soooo much dirt on this pedo. Basically just a sock puppet rn |
| Hells angels used to make out with each other to freak out the squares |
| Harley-Davidson to the moon 🚀 |
| He's invading Congo now? |
| Dont get me wrong i think bull has upside based on their recent growth and they will be turning a profit going fwd but if every punter here doesnt use them it is hard to be a believer. By my calculations it is prob $15-16 value but given i see everyone here talk about them but uses ibkr or hood hard to believe the potential upside as the user base just cant keep the growth rate. Are you short Hood? |
| What did he say? |
| Goddamn what did he say?! |
| He wont anymore. headlines changed to "Trump touts first-year wins at White House as Macron warns of shift to 'world without rules" |
| It’s been like this for 6 months |
| Times like this make you feel you should have invested in Gold, CVNA. |
| Nobody in the boat business |
| That would assume there was at least some intelligence, albeit artificial. |
| Bro what 💀 YOUVE BEEN FOCUSING ON THE WATER |
| 100% of the -70k jobs went to Americans 👊🇺🇸 |
| he fucks you while you sleep |
| Greenland is the Illegal Mexican in the room |
| It's fucking hilarious that he's talking about killing people extrajudicially as if it's a good thing |
| Greenland invasion is dominating the headlines and the masses have already forgotten about the Epstein files all as planned. |
| He has puts. |
| What did he say? |
| Not this time bud… |
| Wats the dollar devalued to now |
| bro should have just got on the plane to Davos. This press briefing was wholly unnecessary LOL |
| What does that even mean |
| What is he saying to kill the market rn? |
| This guy loves his percentages |
| AANNNNDDD THERES -2% |
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| I’ve never heard of 97% before |
| jfc, the mmore he talks the more my port drops |
| Times like these I appreciate having a toddler making me watch frozen all day. Way more wholesome |
| Same, even worse I bought a few calls =( still up big today but it hurts |
| Another 100 points gonna get shaved off |
| SPY $675 close then tomorrow back to $690 |
| “If you are not on the table, you are on the menu”\n\nMark Carney\n👏 |
| That sub has to be all Sergeys and Ivans just botposting. Every time I go in there I'm like people cannot possibly be this stupid |
| The 3% ARE CRAZY |
| Margin calls anyone? |
| Sounds like the price is 5 grand. |
| Doesn't surprise me but it's still ridiculous |
| Haha, his rambling is bring down SPY. He'll probably cap it if it reaches 650? |
| https://preview.redd.it/gkl59qjd2keg1.png?width=2926&format=png&auto=webp&s=4681e31fa68585163327bdc67d8349560be64b43 |
| 0DTE? |
| Eager to see a stroke kick in |
| Don't forget those strippers' kids man . |
| holy shit my account is down 11k without me even making moves, just all my positions took a shit. I shouldn't have opened it. |
| We are cooked |
| thing is he speaks tomorrow at Davos... again |
| So this is why he hated NAFTA. It didn't go far enough. He actually wanted a stronger economic union |
| The boat business is toast 😭😭😭 |
| puts on boat businesses |
| He just called hells angels bitches compared to other gangs. Puts on hells angels street cred |
| that "designated" was rough |
| Oh he will taco |
| Historically, it happens every time a US president threatens to invade a treaty ally. |
| He’s more of a 🤡 than nut lick at this point |
| -2% SPY |
| 123 not it! |
| At what point do we start talking about dementia? Cause this sounds like dementia. |
| Bye bye spy |
| he's such a fucking retard |
| Boat business |
| What the fuck is this press conference about? |
| You know what he’s saying… |
| I’d pay $1k to see 🥭 actually go to the Congo. |
| 100% of jobs created have gone to American born citizens?? How can you say that with a straight face. |
| If he had just stood still |
| He has to talk at Davos tomorrow. I’m waiting until then. |
| He just needs to end it with one of those microphone blow jobs he likes to do. |
| He still hasn’t mentioned the elephant in the room - Greenland |
| Did he just shart himself? |
| JESUS Christ. “I like the Hells Angels” |
| Lol if you aren't investing in mining companies right now you're gonna miss out, gold gonna keep flying under ol' Donny |
| Something about Liking hell's Angels 💀 |
| MS-13, jobs for white americans, sleepy joe...he's playing all the hits |
| 🥭 did dumb 💩 as usual. Markets didnt like. |
| I’m never gonna get a chance to cover my SLV short |
| Watch Barron Text trump he's all in on calls and at the end of the presser Trump will be like "Tariff's Cancelled" |
| This is me when someone asks me for my opinion in a zoom meeting that I haven’t been paying attention to |
| Wait so he hates criminals but likes biker gangs that sell meth and kill people? |
| Puts on watercraft |
| Calls on Hell's Angels |
| I might be down 5 grand today but you can't put a price on how much laughter I get from this |
| This is Pitbull erasure |
| Add in heavy taxation of billionaires and you're on to something! |
| I feel like I'm losing brain cells just from listening to this shit... |
| Google caching 30M answers to the web search "what is the 25th amendment" right now. |
| No never |
| Who would win in a fight: 100 men or 1 mean congo man?? |
| This would be hilarious if half the country didn’t cheer for this retard |
| GUHPDATE 2: I’m gigafucked. |
| CALLS ON THE BOAT BUSINESS! CALLS ON THE BOAT BUSINESS! |
| Lmfaoooo before he got elected 100% of jobs created went to illegals 😂😂😂😂\n\n\n100%!!!! |
| Not as much as his |
| Basset wants us to sit back and relax.. 😂 |
| Market either needs to fight back or tank.\nThis is miserable |
| No one can be quite sure |
| https://preview.redd.it/tp8bxul92keg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca7462f98c6de31e70754bbe12b1764923165334 |
| Bessent earlier on CNBC: "We were protecting the world while they have healthcare." Moron, you fucking rednecks literally invaded at least 1 jungle and 2 sand caves, sold your shithole of a country to a south african and now blame european healthcare on everything?\n\nYOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP LMAO |
| Would it though? Wouldn't IV be pretty high by the time VIX bottomed out in the morning? |
| “I like the Hells Angels, they voted for me” |
| Surely we are close to the bottom |
| "everything is good because of me, and I can only tell lies" |
| I know the Congo |
| HE KNOWS THE CONGO |
| Is this AI? |
| Ok, you’re my favorite bear, never change |
| Maybe MLK had a point keeping the market closed yesterday. |
| How would people come In from the Congo illegally? |
| Full port VIX? I’d say the markets aren’t buying this narcissist ramble. \n\n“They make our criminals look like babies”\n~ some retard |
| Historically they do well on 4Q ER and stock goes up thereafter |
| Are this fucker’s dentures loose or something? |
| RIP TSLA |
| Nobody really knows bro |
| 100% of all new jobs were in the private sector except for the 250000 ICE agents we hired… |
| Not worth your time |
| Didn't he say he wasn't going to read all of this? LMAO 🤌 |
| I have a large number of strippers relying on me to get my portfolio back in shape... |
| No one can |
| We still have good leaders in the world |
| Did he just say 100% of jobs under Biden went to migrants lmaoo |
| He loves Hispanic and knows the Congo. Thank you pesident tump |
| this mf pedo |
| Chat gpt itself couldn’t |
| puts on hells angels |
| fucccckkk, i knew this setup, fucckkk, i was just a pussy, i should've held my puts. made $160 when i could've made $1000 \n\nfuck me |
| Rotation from Tech company to Grandma's basement today. 🤡 |
| The hells angels side eye rn |
| The hells angels, notorious drug dealers and work with the cartels…he loves em…they voted for him |
| Those asslickers laughing at his dementia jokes |
| Where were you in 2025? |
| Lmao. This idiot just said the hell angels voted for him and protected him. A biker gang known to kill people and sell drugs. What a weirdo |
| At work, should I watch this later? |
| Is he gonna last the week? He had a stroke or his dementia got 10x worse |
| Calls on gangs? |
| Nasdaq100 -2% 📉📉📉 |
| Market is just offing itself, can't take this anymore |
| Spy might see negative numbers for the first time |
| wtf is he talking about |
| How many of you regards voted for this regard? |
| I just can't believe there's people out there listening to this shit going "Yup, he did all those things. Those numbers all sound totally reasonable and accurate."\n\nWe deserve a crash... |
| We need emergency stimulus packages |
| Someone give TACO a hug 🫂 before he nukes us all! |
| ok but how about unchecked secret police instead |
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| “Who put the dip in the dip dip dip dip dip” |
| Steve |
| Many such cases |
| Calls on HOG |
| Anyone see that robinhood glitch… |
| SPY V When? |
| Is this marshmallow in a suit going to take any questions |
| **JESUS CHRIST CALL ON A REPORT FOR QUESTIONS ALREADY, YOU PUT THE ALGOS TO SLEEP YOU SLEEPY FUK** |
| Just like with Covid, we just aren't reporting them anymore |
| "I know the Congo." |
| This is worlds worse than the Brezhnev era was for the Soviet Union. Pure dementia |
| Did bro completely forget that he mentioned the border about 15 minutes ago? The guy’s brain is fried |
| my brain is beyond melting point |
| Oh that’s wonderful news. 1%’s are good people and don’t deal with anything bad lmao |
| SPY has no floor today. Keeps dipping |
| Calls on Hells Angels! |
| Spy to 590 before Valentines day if these shenanigans keep up |
| Can they put the babe back on instead? |
| my meager portfolio was up $600 when I went to lunch and then he started fucking talking |
| Calls on Hells Angel's |
| WHAT…. HELLS ANGELS??????? |
| Hell's Angels, they protected me, they are beautiful babies\n\nWaiting for greasers to get a shout-out next |
| It’s gotta be almost time for a diaper change |
| “I like the hells angels” |
| You under estimate the power of the darkside... |
| Mango was there when the Hell’s Angels movie premiered |
| Goddamn, I shouldn't have sold my puts. |
| Hells angels are nice |
| Did he just say reverse migration Lmao |
| Can’t listen to him. Can someone summarise what he’s saying? 🤡 |
| -5% is not a meme |
| jfc just end me. Being in that room listening to all that shit must feel horrible |
| # LMFAOOO THEY CHANGED THE HEADLINES. FROM "PRESIDENT TRUMP TO SPEAK ON GREENLAND" TO "Trump touts first-year wins at White House as Macron warns of shift to 'world without rules" |
| Karoline's tits would help right about now |
| Retail bought the dip and now there’s nobody left to buy this next dip |
| “Hells angels are a high quality person” -Mango |
| that one illegal hearing this like... o\_\_o |
| Canada!!! |
| $Added into close$ |
| "not my numbers" \n\nCheck the note, it's written with a black marker pen. |
| SPY is cooked today but will be up tomorrow |
| the rest of the world is reverse migrating out of our markets too |
| But he will solve everything day one. |
| “These are government numbers, these are not my numbers”.\n\nDoes that mean other times they are your numbers ? |
| Hells angels |
| Jarvis print my curriculums for McDonalds |
| Donnie jacking himself off and rambling about his achievements. Did anybody really expect something else? |
| VIX 18c that expire tomorrow morning went +650% LMAO |
| The girls I subscribe to on OF not gonna appreciate this dump |
| reverse migration aka illegal deportation |
| This speech is un 🌮able by now. |
| he fired all government employees and they started LEARING CENTERS IN MN 🤌🤌🤌🤌 |
| Where is the off switch on this moron |
| But they did say “friend” right?\n\nRight? |
| 57 |
| Green by Friday.\n\nNothing ever happens. |
| He’s gone at the midterms. Not a single republican thinks he’s got 3 more years left in him. Let alone another term. |
| BA is strong |
| “these are government numbers, not my numbers”\n\n**????????** |
| Yeah I pegged you as a member of the Uganda army |
| My brain is actively melting |
| First time in 50 years we have more people leaving than coming in and that's supposed to be a good thing? |
| And the market isn't even closing for another hour and a bit. |
| I love lamp |
| Man, that jobs report must be really bad |
| Why is it always "it could be way worse if I wasn't here" |
| He has his own numbers |
| SPX futures now down 2%. |
| Time for term limits, age restrictions, Citizen United removed, and strict regulation on trading in office. Would solve like 90% of the problems in our government. |
| Who is that one guy that crossed the border? |
| honestly wtf is this 😂 not trying to write a funny comment just wtf |
| yall were enjoying senseless green days for far too long. stay humble next time |
| "These are government numbers not my numbers" my brother you are the president |
| If you're thinking about buying calls today, you honestly deserve to lose all of your money. So I say, go for it! |
| It won’t tho lol |
| The only thing you guys should actually care about is does the market panic long enough for option flow to materially decrease. \n\nBecause that's what actually ends this party. We have long had a market dynamic that mechanically forces short term risk to outweigh long term risk.\n\nNo one is going to have fun anymore if we need to price long term risk again. |
| SOme of us are watching the world burn down in our underwear eating that viral japanese biscoff cookie hack |
| Say the line, Donald! |
| AI looks real af |
| There is some more to fall |
| "Zero came in illegally... unless they came in illegally" |
| the hegemon of the world looks dying and has dementia wtf is going on |
| Is there polymarket action on this stuff? |
| Low unemployment = Great America\n\nLayoffs good, government benefits bad |
| I hear all of the bodies falling and hitting the ground |
| "These are govt numbers, these are not MY numbers"\n\nsure, Donnie. sure. cause you are not the govt right?! |
| # what is this fucking ber shit? |
| I was told to buy the dip 😩 |
| You took the screenshot. Down it blows. |
| Sir please sir this is too much winning |
| Sounds legit |
| Can you imagine the money the first person who finds out he dies before it hits the wire is gonna make on calls? Gonna be the biggest green candle in history |
| This president is an expert in percentages. |
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| Up 40% on 678P I bought during the fake pump early in this rambling screed.\n\nI should probably get out... But I think there may be more crazy soon. |
| Bloated federal jobs - Yes |
| Bbbbbbut AI AI AI 🤖 |
| I'm gonna go with Mr Mime because of the face paint or Drowsy because of not being trusted around kids |
| I don't think illegal immigrants are allowed in. I think they just come in? |
| Who’s the .0001 |
| “These are the government’s numbers not mine” lmao |
| Gold mooning |
| Wait, he didnt hire any new federal agents? Are all federal ice agents private employees? |
| Definitely playing with fire with having Nvidia, Netflix, and Spy calls 3 months out. |
| 6,800 almost done |
| Aight Imma go watch Forsen Im not feeling this shit anymore and the market is just straight up doing nothing anyways. |
| retard lmao |
| ive taken a shot every time he said b i d en and i can barely see my screen anymore |
| and these are govnt numbers not my numbers lmao |
| First -2% red day in a while and mango man rants, perfect time to buy the dip - regarded bol bleeding out 🤓 |
| Watching trump speak, I'm proud to not be american |
| Confirmed. |
| 99.999999% |
| Being all in on precious metals rn feels like being in a fallout shelter |
| start the term? blame Biden\n\n\nfinish 1 year? blame Biden\n\n\n\nend of the term? blame Biden |
| This guy doing more damage to America than China and Russia ever could. |
| I’d like to file for divorce from IBIT, but it’s complicated… |
| MM's realizing they supported an absolutely regard's administration thinking he would spare them.\n\n🥭 is a blind guy with a axe, swinging it for fun. |
| I havent been paying attention, checked robinhood and saw we were down bad even more than earlier. Check wsb and see hes rambling. \n\nIt all makes sense |
| 99.99999999999999999% |
| Do you think people care if their job is public or private when they won't make 60k either way? |
| Really, they got private jobs and earned x3 times the money? This guy is a fucking rambling idiot, and is in charge of the most powerful country in the world. |
| SPY IS DOWN 99,99999% TOO |
| Everything is down except the penny stock I pumped a bunch of money into for some reason. Recession indicator |
| exactly what I was thinking! |
| And now we just pay those private sector jobs to do gov jobs. 3head |
| GUH |
| Is this the inverse? |
| Bols still believing in a V at this point are actually retarded. |
| Dollar started going down again as well vs gold/major currencies. I hold S&P 500 CHF Edged and almost broke even today. Those who are holding S&P 500 Gold Edged (index or artificial) are probably making gains anyway. If you are holding stock in dollars you are down much more than the red number says you are. |
| People who drink iced coffee in negative degree weather, what mental illness you got |
| Man this fella says the same shit every press conference |
| Alright wrap it up pal I need to go get lunch |
| Russia asset in the White House is doing in one year what the Soviet Union failed to do in 45 years. |
| Come on QQQ give me 605 |
| then leave |
| $PPLT Platnum calls are free money. Should be more expensive than gold by weight, we're going to see a near term 2x. |
| He's bragging about people getting fired and not hiring anyone lol. |
| It’s just bots jerking off |
| honestly he speaks about b\*den like one would when they're bitter about their ex |
| Yep |
| Over 100% of new jobs created has gone to the private sector - Mango in Chief. |
| this is slam poetry for old people that smell like piss and talcum powder |
| That has to be bullshit lol. The federal government hasn’t hired anyone? |
| Are the bulls tired of winning yet? |
| Somebody do a side by side YouTube video at 2x speed please |
| Actually my horrible job numbers that look like shit are actually great, thanks |
| Learing the hard way |
| 99.999999999999% |
| Sold a 2/27 590 meta put for $2,260 in premium |
| Nobody told him what happened to Herman. |
| Mine expire today |
| Im beginning to think he isn't a stable genius |
| I’m ready, lfgggggg |
| 99.999% |
| Or just buy it under 600 tomorrow |
| Just go buy scratchers at that point |
| #Today proves that America is a shithole LMAO🤌 |
| So newly hired ICE agents work in the private sector? |
| some terrible news is coming if he is talking himself up so much |
| Oh, I still had my usdx chart up. I guess the market has not been taking this well lmao |
| SPY almost at -2% |
| alright let's see what the pedophile protector is talking about today |
| generational buying opportunity with those 0dte, I wish I full ported I'd be up huge |
| What a delicious buying opportunity (I am completely illiquid because of mistakes trading options) |
| When tariff talk? |
| Weird how the market goes Biden whenever Mango is a dumb ass. |
| I get why the dumbest people represent his highest percentage of voters…you have to have a 5th grade education to decipher the bullshit |
| Pretty much, you can tell who in my family isn't a 🥭 fanatic because they're not broke as shit with a criminal record or a broken marriage. |
| $678 broken LMAO |
| # Some of the Big tech is just ripe for an escalator down LMAO 🤌 |
| Can’t go wrong with NFLX during 4Q ER |
| SPY absolutely not buying any of the economic data being spouted by DT |
| /rconservative is hilarious right now |
| Happens a few times a year. Usually overnight news blasts a hole in the market. |
| And this guy said biden has dementia lmao. Cant even read what a fucking idiot |
| Come on man!! We need some help here |
| through... ol' Clotty. |
| Rule #whatever: dont try to catch a falling knife |
| buy the dip |
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| I’ve been happy for a while so I didn’t follow the markets, can someone update me with what happened? |
| how many people think "trump will definitely taco and save the stock market before mid term election", we have two ways of interpreting this: either they are right and trump will taco eventually, or they have all already went balls deep and we need everyone to believe this time is fully different to hit the actual bottom |
| If you're a male under 12 he likes you too. |
| Turns out EU is pretty important to mango |
| he regarded completely |
| yea but every line of that notebook are wins dude |
| Holy fuck. FIRE EVERYONE |
| Remove the workers |
| Factory jobs. 3x the money. He is a genius folks. |
| yup cut jobs, that’s how you make it great lol |
| He took out jerbbssss! |
| I wondered that |
| Looks like a sale to me |
| holy fuck SPY dead, I looked away for a second\n\nYEP cashing out calls wasn't a bad idea, I wish I held more puts |
| If spy goes green you could potentially turn $300 into 30k |
| One big bounce. I promise I’ll sell. |
| Algos refuse to pump until 🥭 leaves to be safe |
| Unemployment is a blessing! I mean how else would people find the better jobs and get paid 3x more? |
| Not anymore...🤣 |
| BIDEN, DRIIIINK |
| Fire me harder daddy🥭😮💨 |
| I can't believe there's still an hour and 40 minutes left |
| Spy up 12.5% now. It's lost a lot in the last 5 hours lol |
| It’s not about the tariffs, it’s about the EU is not willing to make a deal anymore and is looking into anti coercion tools. Nobody cares about tariffs |
| The only way out is through |
| It’s true. I lost my job now I have a house and a boat! |
| How ya doing champ LMAO |
| It is safe to buy calls now? |
| Clearance Thomas crying in the bathroom rn 😔 |
| inverse |
| Biden, another shot |
| I’m all in for a bounce rn, f it |
| This time is pretty diffrent to the last year of this, last time was just scoring own goals and midly pisisng off everyone, this is 10x that at least |
| It’s like…crazy 🤣🤣 |
| We're closing green, aren't we? |
| They went from not liking me to liking me a lot. |
| everything looks genius after that clod speaks |
| Imagine watching this holding calls... V at close |
| Cut me 🥭 I need a pay raise |
| I did that |
| If Karoline doesn’t jump in he’s gonna end his dementia rant with the N word |
| She got a dump truck |
| 36 P/E\n\nI don't believe in forward pe in these turbulent times\n\nIt's less diversified than a lot of other lower pe stocks. |
| I've been trading closer to the money ones! |
| what's your gofundme? |
| should have went to cash before this. my calls are fooked |
| glad I'm not getting brain damage from this shite, just flipping options |
| shockingly stupid |
| depends when you close them |
| THANK YOU FOR THE LAYOFFS PAPPI PLEASE MAY I HAVE SOME MORE |
| at least it's not META 🙁 |
| Is it 67% or 77% ? He has a fucking notebook in front of him and cant read ☠️😂 |
| Karoline was the code word |
| Ok but you don’t gotta say it like that |
| ITS GOOD FOR THEM THAT WE FIRED THEM |
| Not this time I don’t think |
| Mine expire on Thursday |
| HOOOOOLLLYYY SHEEEEEETTT |
| NFLX earnings report gonna look like a genius dissertation after this 🥭 rant.\n\nSlam calls |
| https://preview.redd.it/7b6jhifh1keg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=965fe4893703fd5c05000bb24742902a211e4437 |
| Based on his advanced age he’s definitely a hard r kind of guy |
| Put the fries in the bag grandpa |
| LMAO He said he has one black friend LMAO |
| Right now is a great time to buy QQQ on the charts |
| Oh, and that he knows more about finances than Warren Buffett. His wife loves him more when she realized that. |
| How rare is it for VIX to swing 8% in a day? |
| Please say the magic words to reverse today’s red |
| Are we getting liberated again? |
| if we asked him to repeat the his last sentence at any point, he wouldn’t remember what he said 110% |
| Freedom ™️ |
| How could Biden do this to us |
| Yeah man, one of those better jobs, not like the job market is frozen at all |
| Sounds good |
| This shit is gonna drop so fucking hard |
| Market Maker support (put wall) at 680. The V is going to be a face ripper. Market Mechanics will reverse the price action or else MMs r fuk. They won't allow that. See you at 680 😘 |
| Full regard mode dump on, clown show is the headline. Clown running the show. |
| Watching SPY gush out blood as he speaks is quite the spectacle. |
| theres no point in trading SPY when GLD just continues to go up daily |
| Remember we all have TDS and he’s a genius |
| well danish about to sell 100m of us reserves. its only a matte of time everyone else does the same and the whole thing collapses smh |
| I like Trump |
| We fired millions of people. But don’t worry they ALL got jobs paying 2 or 3 times more |
| Same bro, same 😞\n\nThe laughing man + belt emoji combo was the best |
| Urine infection? |
| calls that he brings up hillary |
| I assure you they are not getting factory jobs for 3x as much as their current job. |
| It's a wonderful talent, but it is not necessary for executives or presidents. You must know people that speak well, but don't perform well. |
| homeless schizophrenic guy or president of the united states? |
| He is making sleepy Joe look like Tom Cruse |
| He might have some delisted tickers hanging around, can't really get rid of those. |
| My calls are fucked. At least they expire tomorrow and it’ll be +2% 🤡🤡 \nI’ve blown up another account, anyone want to gift me $7000? |
| HE’S STILL GOING |
| So he cut half the federal payroll? lmao get him out of here |
| Fake rate ... wtf this guy is unbeleivable |
| Is the jk on tariffs coming soon? Getting nervous. |
| So funny people saying they voted for 🥭 for their wallet when we could be heading into a depression if foreign countries dump US bonds or tsmc is destroyed if China gets funny ideas from 🥭 |
| Factory jobs paying 3x a government salary sure. At the retard factory. |
| This is putting me to sleep |
| The envy I feel watching an actual leader speak |
| sleep paralysis but is Trump speaking about women's in men's sports |
| I do not understand the mentality of buying calls at open especially today |
| 🥭lives in an alternative reality. |
| How is he ignoring the price jumps in drive-in restaurants? Google “Sonic Inflation” for more info |
| Imagine if he says "Greenland will be mine and idk how many swiz soldiers have to die" |
| Bro get speaking about Greenland orange fuck |
| Right now is a great time to buy QQQ near 609. 608.8-ish has a great chance of being low of the day or starting a bounce |
| Nobody but gamblers listening to this rambling |
| I told the family that if they buy from Target they will incur a 25% charge to me. This is to help bring down the household's trade deficit with Target.\n\nCurrently trying to sell shit around the house to Target and they won't buy. Unfair! |
| 61, 110, 300%, up 1% down 4%, 35. |
| Holy fuck. |
| # Nobody called me their fat friend before. 😢 |
| Where’s bear hunter I heard he’s behind the dumpster at Wendy’s |
| they’d have to tell him the Dow is down. Thats the only index he looks at or cares about |
| WHERE ARE THE EMOJIS\nWE NEED THE EMOJIS FOR THIS |
| I am convinced this is a good stonk, but it's getting murdered and has little pops\n\none day you'll be right |
| 🥭 is the ultimate DEI hire |
| siri play “timber” by ke$ha |
| What do you think the report in front of him actually says do you think it just read you da best boss |
| Yields going up... |
| Big if true |
| Canadian PM Mark Carney gave the best speech, wow |
| Which past election is he talking about now? Hilary yet? |
| I havent been paying attention, checked robinhood and saw we were down bad even more than earlier. Check wsb and see hes rambling. \n\nIt all makes sense |
| CVNA turn on the news and follow everyone else |
| Is it 66, 29 or 77%?? |
| Where bul? Listening to their messiah? |
| lol |
| kind of reminds me of the last guy they had there |
| MM are crushing put value all day and will drop it in the last 5 minutes like assholes |
| NOBODY KNOWS |
| You waited over a three day weekend for this. |
| call it unemployment or employment, hm… ok mango |
| Buy quantum garbage. It’s pumped daily on 0 basis |
| In other words, Amazon is gonna start taking a fatter cut. |
| If you're thinking about buying SPY calls rn, DM ME FIRST I have a crazy deal on some Black Lotus cards in the hatch of my Station Wagon. |
| lmao I guess lower? |
| Not red enough for me tbh |
| TE making another run |
| I’ll bet you are |
| but have you considered that they wore a tan suit? that is what truly matters |
| I'll catch the knife fck it |
| I’m too fat and old to get drafted hehe |
| He’s just fucking lying. The data is public |
| They were big in the 50s |
| AAPL you fucking rotten shit. |
| Nice to see Kamila get a name drop |
| Keep going down |
| My gld and slv did great today |
| He’s keeps trying to pump it but it’s just making the market drill even harder lmao |
| SO REAL, what does he mean by that |
| Many people are saying it just went down another 20% |
| Bro everyone is up these past few weeks since Christmas. If you doubled 100k that would be worth a post maybe.\n\nCongrats but not fuck you. |
| No inflation btw 💀🤡 |
| Imagine being stuck in hell with that thing |
| I can’t believe the right actually voted this guy into office again |
| Can’t kill the dollar without higher yields\n\nCheckmate Mango |
| SPY going down by 3% today, Trump himself said it |
| I am normally a permbull but knew this Greenland stuff was bad news. Everyone shouted me down as a doomsdayer yesterday and Taco gonna 🌮 and green by 10 am blah blah blah. \n\nWhere are you all now? This isn’t just tariff bluster. This is Venezuela part 2. Next? Who knows? All I know is, market is fucked with 🥭 spouting nonesense and invading sovereign lands. |
| I miss the sad Pepe emoji |
| banana republic lmfao |
| dang hell is about to break loose , wtf stop him |
| Omg my dad does that at 70 lol |
| The longer he speaks, the lower it goes, got it. |
| WE HAD INFLATION BUT WE HAD NO INFLATION |
| I thought I was the only one who noticed 🤣 |
| *the goggles do nothing* |
| u/championshipmoney656 Mr.ShitForBrains has to create burner accounts because he’s seething. Loud and wrong since yesterday, couldn’t accept his loss today and tried to reshape reality. Pathetic. |
| Is the trade deficit down cause no one wants to trade with us anymore? |
| Everything with 🥭 is big, huge. Bigger than big booty latinas. Puts. |
| Market maker support (put wall) is at 680. They're not going to allow it to stay below that level |
| #Today, Jan 20, 2026-- a date which will live in infamy -- the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the leader of the free world |
| Trump is gonna a big dose of his own FAFO |
| Hey babe , instead of going out to eat tonight......why don't we just stay here and make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches every night for the next 3 years? |
| Id rather kms than having to deal 3 more years with this shit lmao |
| How big is the company? |
| 420.69 bout to be 42.69 |
| "we are never seeing 680 again" (within this decade) |
| Yeah, wtf I caught that too. At least be consistent with your made up numbers, Jesus. |
| Good catch. |
| wrap it up lil bro, give us greenland news |
| EU is dumping Taco |
| He is literally rambling from one random topic to another. He thinks he's flexing and a third of the country actual believes this man lmao |
| Taking a victory lap for now, still talking. |
| Those OOM calls seem juicy but I’m not confident enough for a 1.5% move so soon |
| Or not |
| “We’re doing great, the best, they said we couldn’t do it” |
| I fuckin knew it, the tariff on wine did this |
| What do you guys think about MSFT? |
| Let him keep going. Lets see how weird it gets. |
| Ok so much will SLV rise tonight? I just picked up some 1 dte puts so I expect +10%. |
| Bro we can see the data why are u lying on inflation |
| Dance ghey bears! Dance! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| No they aren't |
| Shit…here it comes 🫠 |
| Always is... |
| “Essentially no inflation…no inflation…well some inflation…” |
| Remember remember |
| it's a live televised mental breakdown |
| Prepare from war |
| Everyone should give up on him |
| Did the trade deficit just get slashed another 15% in the last 5 minutes? That's incredible work. |
| god i cant listen anymore tell me if i missed anything important |
| Your average is 8.22 - you'll be fine. Not sweating it with 4x amount of shares and 8.39 average. (Also have made like \~10k selling covered calls) |
| Did the republicucks tell him to knock the Greenland shit off? He hasn’t mentioned it once |
| my portfolio is redland |
| AMD showing resilience |
| He's just making up numbers off the top of his head hahahaha |
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| Mr. President, the King of Denmark asked if you plan to place tariffs on Ligma? |
| He ain't panicking .. all he has to say is "now is a good time to buy stonks" |
| #DOUBLE TOP |
| I bought them at the what I thought was the bottom so we might be in the same boat |
| Dementia man rambling |
| *November 5th!* |
| This might genuinely be one of the most unhitched speeches I've heard from him. That's really saying something. |
| to him same same, but different |
| 😭 we're so cooked. |
| Uh oh, he's looping |
| Wait, he just made up a different number for how much he cut the trade deficit literally 5 minutes ago. |
| um...yes |
| Yes, they do. Or if they don't they just consider this owning the left. |
| 🥭 press conferences are like deranged cia advanced interrogation methods.\n\npain in the ass.\n\nwater in the face. |
| I was gonna say, he normally looks like he's yeeted out of his mind. |
| What do you mean? He probably has 2 more hours to go. I mean he either does this or he’s watching Fox. Golf is for later. |
| pumper tards gonna loose their ass |
| My Puts aren't putting as fast as my Calls are calling |
| Dude get to the point. I regret tuning into these every time. |
| Almost killed by a paperclip |
| So... Calls? |
| Bulls I really like you\n\n*shows puts in backpack*\n\nDon't come to the market tomorrow. |
| Bro makes talking in circles look like childs play |
| "essentially no inflation" |
| He always has. Have you not learned this after 10 years? |
| You want him to talk more? |
| Rgti pumping lol |
| Please say we are melting down the venezuelan silver and selling it on the open market |
| It's still only Tuesday? |
| Sigh... Once upon a time in 'merica we had presidents that had great public speaking skills. |
| No inflation hahahahaha |
| How we put this guy back in charge is beyond meat, I mean beyond me. |
| Just get to -2% already. jfc |
| SPY 900 if kamala is president |
| I was in a meeting, what did mango say |
| He's going to talk until SPY $650 |
| what now bois |
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| Can't have a trade deficit if you don't trade |
| maybe Kanye should’ve run for president |
| yes, he has been making that conflation for years - he’s been known to mention hannibal lecter in the same sentence.. |
| Bloomberg tv just totally gave up on his talk and is just waiting until he takes questions |
| soup kitchens are the way |
| The more he talks the more spy goes down, close the casino |
| My hedge with SPY puts from Friday keeping me green while I theta away with my calls. \n\nI have a feeling the market might rip after hours and we open SPY 680 ish tomorrow to fuck over everyone piling on puts today. |
| Can I just skip to November? |
| WTF IS THIS RETARD TALKING ABOUT |
| I have to wonder if his most ardent supporters listen to this and eat it up as pure fact. |
| What retarded is your still holding them |
| Vagina monologues |
| My non-scientific vibe-based analysis is that he's all mopey and trotting out the greatest hits compilation because nothing will be happening with Greenland and it's leaning toward the Supreme Court ruling against the tariffs\n\nThis is investment advice, sell your internal organs and go all in |
| He can’t be hurt bro. Finger said so |
| # Just torch my calls and go old man |
| Didnt he just say he likes Venezuela now |
| Seeking Political Asylum - Def the same as mental asylums ...... genius |
| Jeez spy has been melting nonstop for 2 hours |
| same lol |
| Minnesota, very bad. Look how mad you have made him. |
| Or perhaps the greater fool theory? |
| I've made contact, the ghost of Jesse Livermore says fuck you! |
| SNAP, RKLB puts are so easy to trade.\n\nPut then call. |
| So wait. How many regulations were added ? |
| He’s doing a bad job |
| do you guys think he says the hard N word or mostly the softer animal-based epithets |
| You don't see anyone talking about the Epstein files, do you? |
| You know they are! |
| bless his heart he should be in an assisted living facility |
| **WHAT IS THE “EMERGENCY” YOU FAT FUCK** |
| I Tried that, it costs money |
| As opposed to 3 AM in the evening? |
| Biden Derangement Syndrome imo |
| It’s the “weave” as he calls it |
| You were supposed to stop the plunge, not accelerate it. |
| This guys refusal to address the elephant in the room is fucking nuts |
| It's literally called the One Big Beautiful Bill Act and it passed. |
| WELP! Guess we are all standard and poor now.... |
| u like men we know |
| GOP might never recover tbh. They let this go too far |
| I wanna say the n word |
| when we he bring up greenland only reason i’m watching this bs |
| bol extinciton event 1/20/2026 |
| 🌮 the type a boomer that calls them orientals |
| Is he gonna take questions? Someone needs to tell him Spy is down 2% |
| Nice job fellow Canadian regard.\n\nNow open a $10 per month USD account so you aren't paying conversion fees everytime you buy and everytime you sell, stupid. |
| the market is flat! everyone fell asleep apparently 😴😴😴 |
| Lmao I really bought calls at the top today 😂 |
| Can we get much ~~higher~~ lower?\n\nSo ~~high~~ low |
| # Gynese New Year of the Bear |
| What are you all banging on about... did some "numbers" drop or did dumbass 🥭 say something stupid. |
| He still thinks that "asylum" involves immigrating mental patients from mental asylums. He literally thinks that. |
| NANA |
| Lmao, I’m sorry not even during the election you picked the lesser of two evils, even exclusively in terms of economic policy Kamala’s plan sounded a lot more sane than all the tariff non sense that Trump kept talking about through his whole campaign. |
| Have to disagree, I’m definitely not a dumbass, and probably was more educated and up to date on both parties than 99% of people who voted. Calling me a dumbass in retrospect for a decision I made in the past is unintelligent. Obviosuly everything is 20/20 in retrospect, if you can’t see that, you’re the dumbass |
| He truly believes that 'granting asylum' means taking people from insane asylums. |
| Isn't it sleepy Joe's middle name? |
| Dirty |
| So, calls as soon as he stops talking? Or does the market just digest this insanity and throw its hands up in despair? |
| Looks like 678 is gonna hold. |
| Don't worry bols, the 7000 SPX eoy is still alive. You still got 11 months |
| Hahahhah |
| ... is he mistaking people seeking asylum with people coming from a mental asylum? |
| Why do y’all keep falling for this? This press conferences are always just a whole lot of nothing. If you want market shattering news just pay attention to Truth social on the weekend or 3 AM in the morning |
| Average down duh |
| I'm gonna start telling people I'm Canadian when traveling. This is embarrassing |
| People just don’t understand how fast 🌽will get cut in half when Europe starts dumping our treasuries |
| Zero fucking relief. Looks like the bleed will continue. |
| At least 49.8% of the country |
| SPY above 680 EOD for sure |
| A female luncheon, regard. |
| My portfolio is almost entirely European and Japanese stonks. Every one of them is red 🥱 |
| I thought Trump was at Davidson or whatever. |
| i hold it as a hedge atp |
| how could you |
| Spy to fucking 19 |
| https://preview.redd.it/ops4kper0keg1.png?width=2809&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc853a59b871d7077bb31baf6b36e77eebd72959 |
| Apple 235\nAmzn 220\nGoogle 290\n\n\nGive me those and I'll buy 1m each |
| Man this is truly just an all in one presser huh |
| Wtf is he babbling about? Just jumping from healthcare to borders to healthcare to the NYT and now murderers... |
| Hes just gonna casually slip in “were sending paratroopers to Greenland” isnt he |
| Biden, DRINK |
| hey chatgpt, generate a word salad for my speech today |
| 🥭 stfu and tell me when we’re going to invade Greenland |
| Bro he knows its a midterm year right?? ... sure dump the market moron |
| I can’t believe they forgot the vitamins in our presidents oatmeal this morning |
| Its true, I was one of the planes |
| This man is the personification of Fox YouTube comments lmao |
| Lets do the annual crash and following bull market |
| Yep my calls are beyond cooked |
| luncheonettes |
| RKLB is going to outperform every asset this year. |
| It’s the new Mr Beast product |
| I would do anything for the day to end just 1% down |
| MSTR killing BTC by centralizing it 🤣 |
| Picked a good time to buy my 678P, up 28% right now.. let's go you crazy old pedo fuck, say some batshit crazy shit.\n\nWe keep talking about Greenland, why are we letting Alaska off the hook? They are barely a part of the US. Let those fuckers have it! |
| Anyone have luncheonette on his bingo card? |
| I love this place for many reasons, but being able to just scan the comments and know what the fat retard is saying instead of having to listen to him myself is maybe the best part |
| I think his speech-making theory borrows heavily from the random walk hypothesis. |
| Send this guy on the elevator to hell jfc he's bad for the fabric of society |
| Mentally insane killers 🙁 |
| how the fuck does he ramble for this long..\n\nits a skill.. |
| Mentally insane killers |
| Interesting to see SPX crashing more than NDX |
| 👆👆👆\n\nDOJ literally gave up. Just straight up said we are not going to uphold the very law we passed and Trump signed lol. “There are no files” |
| “These are seriously ill people”\n\n\nWSB mentioned |
| is 🥭 the mentally insane person in the room |
| federal budget? down 27%\n\n\ntrade deficit? down 60%\n\n\n\ninflation? very low |
| folks running our simulation are laughing their ass off |
| I have news for you |
| Nah ur cool. I was being a dick |
| God I hate it when I see men in Women's Volleyball |
| Holy fuck Thanksgiving at this guy's place must be diabolical\n\nI'd kms after an hour |
| Isn't he himself a criminal? |
| I have to wait until May? |
| SaaS getting hit to much. \n\nMag 7 needs to bleed more. Mainly Amazon and Google. |
| will 🥭 pump my nvda calls? (no) |
| There is NOTHING happening on the markets, they are making sure to let it down slow enough and with enough chopping around that otm options will not print no matter what. |
| Anywayssssss, where's the Epstein Files? |
| take out a loan or go to a wendys |
| Finish the job, paper clip |
| “We have a lot of mentally insane” yeah no shit |
| 🫲ACCOMPLISHMENTS🫱 DID YOU KNOW HES STOPPED 8 WARS ?! |
| The same point as the whole federal government? |
| #bro about to get steamedrolled in NOVEMBER holy shite dat blue wave is going to be fuking BIBLICAL. |
| I mean, they profitable if you take a closer look 😏 |
| Zero that he knows of. He doesn't know much. |