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| Since Honda has several plants in Ohio now, they should release a small truck that competes with the Maverick. Ford basically has no competition in the small truck market right now. |
| But just what if this time, MSFT goes to 600 and my 1 dollar calls will turn into 2,000 dollar calls? |
| holds up |
| They just purchased a hugely successful egg operation in northern Indiana. It’s been around for 100+ yrs |
| What are you looking forward to doing in Japan? |
| You don't need to attack the US military, they totally fucked by incompetence and friendly fire |
| Like I always say, if that was truly expected by smart money, we'd already be there |
| ^ |
| I just want to live near the ocean. |
| Brooklyn |
| spy pumping so hard woahh its about to come all over my face |
| I guess USO is the safe haven trade |
| Truth is the first casualty of war |
| Not shot down but crashed |
| Man the market has been really aladeen lately |
| Must've been the wind |
| In Brooklyn or Vegas? |
| Calls on whatever makes sense |
| ‘But but but, war is bullish’ |
| Microsoft? |
| She never wanted you, it’s just your turn. |
| STAGFLATION BABY |
| Erryone jus needs to put down their kebabs and hug it out |
| We invented the term |
| Top 1% strikes again |
| They're insignificantly better.\n\nThe only way to get a big efficiency increase is pure electric, and they've got Nothing. |
| Ngl, this doesn’t seem very FIFA Peace Prize-y |
| Why has India been so anti EV and anti hybrid? Hybrids are already often an inexpensive option here in the USA as well |
| People will be like, yeah, well it's like $14/gal in Hong Kong so still pretty cheap. |
| lol |
| Kinda? |
| jesus christus maybe its really clever to fullport the CHF |
| Ahhhh right |
| Yes, but no.. VIX moves extremely abnormal. It only has weeklies and doesn’t move the same as it used to 4/5 years ago. I’ve played it before and gotten crushed. Avoid at all costs in my opinion |
| Dollar rising and no more rate cuts this year |
| Once Bonds tank, this will be the reply |
| More like Strait of HormuchmoneyamIgoingtolose |
| You have a point, and the Regimes goal is to basically survive, that won’t do it. |
| true. but i think all the fake announcements over the week give it less weight over time. hopefully i have enough time to get out if it turns on me before i get margin called. |
| Is Peter Luger still good |
| centcom confirms a loss of tanker aircraft and says it wasn't an attack.\n\nyeah right. |
| “It’s a gallon of gas, Don Jr, what could it cost, $10?” |
| So range bound? |
| housewives rather big dicks than gold |
| shut the fuck up |
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| Oil rises = dollar rises. Dollar gains value = Gold goes down. Vice versa. |
| You da real hero 👏🏅 |
| Going home alone was the happiest ending yeah |
| lol I was joking, but eh, I've done the same thing. Hardest part is knowing when to take profit, then when you do for once lol, it pumps like a giga chad and U get even more mad 🙁 |
| Tomorrow. All I really trade are 0dte or a 1dte that I'll buy the day before right before close. I like the volatility |
| I will also invest. But OP I need you to cover my losses. |
| Oil at 200 even would absolutely decimate America and the global economy. Maybe it’s classic 🥭 4D chess? Ruin the economy = preside over warring tribes in the fallout as some sort of unnaturally tangerine-tinted Mad Max chieftain? |
| Literally what I was thinking the whole time\n\nShit came up because we were talking about Chris Brown lol\n |
| Higher rates |
| May I ask what is SI%? |
| https://preview.redd.it/o0xba8n7xoog1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3da7eb09e7d87033f2431192dbf963a5c0bd8c05 |
| Skyrizi my nizzi |
| We already made them terrorists like 50 years ago lmao, the only way we can win now is to not get nuked (maybe) |
| Iran Supreme leader lost his left leg, meaning spy 2% leg up tomorrow |
| You already have a bet going - QQQ to 588.68233 before 18-Mar-2026 01:40 PM -05 |
| I have power grid infrastructure on the shopping list, but I am near term ber and don't want it yet. |
| !banbet |
| While my 19 RDX hasn't had this issue yet, it always worries me. It's ridiculous that I should even have to worry about it, and even more ridiculous that I've seen dealerships refuse to work with customers it happens to. Especially since the glass can fall into the rear hatch and make it sound like a bag of marbles, which is welded from what I understand so no real way to get it out. |
| Liquidity crunch.everything selling off. |
| We will reverse 3/19, please don't bother buying until then, how do I banbet this |
| $ELPW penny play lol 😂 |
| Who else went all in on calls this morning?\n\nCome on, don't be shy ✋😔 |
| I love strawberry licorice. |
| Indo-European yeah |
| And basic military competence \n\nBut I'm sure all involved will get purple hearts |
| Bols don't get it. This is worse than 2022. Vix to 100 |
| Keeping the strait closed just handicaps them as well doesn’t it? They also have to be careful not over “peacock”. High oil prices piss off a whole host of countries not just the US. They will have zero friends and the combined firepower of multiple superpowers reigning down on them. They’ll get turnt into a parking lot if they fuck with the world’s energy supply too much. |
| Ngl…..\n\nI really want JPow to create an account and reply to that post saying “Fuck You.” |
| No EV will be able to tow long distances with a heavy load. Under max weight capacity I just looked up the F-150 Lightning does 10,000 lbs and most EVs that tow lose ~50% of battery life doing that. I don’t know if the F-150 had problems with towing bc I could see that, it’s Ford after all. |
| Can we turn on CERN and jump to a new timeline? |
| 😵💫 |
| Ok but for real why is gold going down? |
| so USA now has its own Специа́льная вое́нная опера́ция - Spetsialnaya Voennaya Operatsiya - Special Military Operation |
| > Iran’s Khatam al-Anbiya Central Headquarters said the slightest attack on its energy infrastructure and ports would result in “all of the oil and gas infrastructures” in the region in which the US and its western allies are beneficiaries, “will be set on fire and destroyed”.\n\n🛢️🔜💯➕💸 |
| Whats the word on Tankers? War not going well for companies like $DHT or are we just waiting it out until things get better? |
| Don’t hybrids take advantage of regenerative braking as well? From all of the research I have done, which it’s been a while but it was a lot, hybrids offered the best of both worlds. They offered amazing range, fuel efficiency, and environmental efficiency. They also somehow simplified things which was very counter intuitive to me, hence why hybrids can be so inexpensive.\n\nAt the time I last researched this topic, hybrids were also more environmentally friendly than pure BEVs in the majority of states. |
| The banbets today are spicy I like it when you do that shit |
| Buy again. You wont regret |
| Since America makes money when oil is high I think we should deduct gasoline usage from our taxable income next year lmao |
| I have shorted oil, the destroyer of bears |
| Elon stole everything he has. There is nothing original about him. |
| Give me some good fertilizer, sulfur or helium tickers that produce outside the Persian gulf and don't rely on oil from there |
| Free nut |
| I mean he can say that iran has no offencive capabilities and just call it a W |
| Fr |
| $7.00 GAS IS A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR FREEDOM.\n\nLOL |
| The US government lies all of the time, they used to lie about the cause of American aircraft losses in Vietnam because they couldn't handle getting mogged by a 5'2" 115 lbs fighter pilot |
| Maverick: Started up on his six, when he pulled in through the clouds, and then I moved in above him.\nCharlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?\nMaverick: Because I was inverted.\nIceman: [coughs whilst saying] Bullshit.\nGoose: No, he was, man, it was a really great move.\nCharlie: You were in a 4G inverted dive with a Mig 28?\nMaverick: Yes, ma'am.\nCharlie: At what range?\nMaverick: Um, about two meters.\nGoose: It was actually about one and a half I think. It was one and a half. I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be one and a half. |
| I can’t believe this sub has news faster than any major network. |
| BREAKING: JD VANCE STATES IF IRAN JUST SAYS THANK YOU THIS CAN ALL BE OVER |
| Glen |
| What was the cost basis |
| HOLY CF AND USO PUMPING AGAINNNNNN ! My goodness gracious 😵💫 |
| vix? should be the move no? |
| The fries at Five Guys are solid but what is the best thing to order at the Strait of 4dudez? |
| I also have some SM - lots of blue sky’s ahead - $40 price target |
| 4.81 at the nearby Costco but yeah its a lot |
| 🤭🤦♂️ |
| Bulltards: Just put your hand down my pants for a little bit.. Once you start fondling my penis, you might find quite enjoyable 🌈🐻 |
| All I'm saying is that I've never seen a bear driving a Lamborghini. |
| SVRA cheap stock will get approval and probably double…..MU till the earnings report $$$ |
| And they’ve earned that. |
| Morgan silver dollar premiums are higher than ever ($10 premium for cull on APMEX) indicator of supply shortness.\n\nBuying Morgan’s at melt (or under which in this market is possible privately) seems like the best entry to the metal imo.\n\n |
| A refueling plane just got shot down, you might wanna rethink that |
| The people who decided to go to war were not generals, it was eternally pre-pubescent Kushner, drunken dickweed Hegseth, '8 ball hates to see me coming' Rubio, and poopy pants ms teen USA enjoyer 🥭.\n\nThey got rid of all the competent military brass, and if there are any left, 🥭 would do the opposite of what they suggest just for the lulz/because he thinks he knows better. His nickname for his former chief of staff John Kelly was 'General Jackass' (admittedly hilarious) |
| You have to do the injection thing. My sisters cat had that problem. Still lived a long ass life, but I'm sure it's expensive |
| did you try changing the spark plugs? |
| Why ask for rate cuts if everything running hot and war going great |
| So much winning |
| Brings me back to 1r0nyman days and others. |
| What a crazy, wacky, fantasy world you've imagined. I'm glad it only exists inside your sick, twisted brain. |
| This is what happens when you try to bully the quiet kid and they suddenly hit you in the jaw so hard you can barely walk. |
| 666 close going into Friday the 13th 👍 |
| Shit do kinda suck right now |
| My market neutral algo trading bot has a sharpe ratio of 8.. go play with your crayons |
| $3 a gallon in Oklahoma where it’s almost always the cheapest. You sad fuckers in California must be paying $5.5 or more. Christ. |
| pump fridays from expected PCE expectations? |
| Im making money of oil |
| idk how you guys think it's still possible to TACO he already tried setting an offramp and failed spectacularly |
| Hello I am trader from Rajasthan I just been relegated to wsb from r/indianstockmarket |
| You’re welcome and don’t be too quick to trade out - the last distribution was crap because one of the plants was down for an extended period of time - most old timers fert bros like me are in this for the distribution and the next one should be $5 for just the one quarter and should be $20 a year going forward (conservative) \n\nI have been collecting distributions for about 5 years and have accumulated a ton of units by reinvesting \n\n with this recent run up I also some options that I can sell to pay back my margin quicker then planned |
| Spam filter keeps hiding the pic of today’s healthy dinner sorry guys |
| Snorting oxy's to ray charles my way out of this back pain for tonight 🙃 |
| Oil shortin |
| i dumped eonr at .89 |
| BESSENT: WE KNOW IRAN HASN'T MINED THE HORMUZ STRAIT |
| Nah, I was up like 6k and kept DCAing calls until it expired worthless to make me -1.5k on the day. Then made this last trade to finish -370 something. \n\n\nI keep on doing this shit and losing all my profits on the hope that some good news will come out and I'll be sitting on 200+ contracts |
| ADBE why 😩 |
| Honestly. A year ago this time I made 100k off of PM calls. Might need to do it again, people are gonna be ripping cigs after this |
| Fucking yes. ***PAMP IT***\n\nRight in the bussy. |
| I guess the mighty US military is not that mighty when they are not fighting against useless Venezuelan forces |
| You can sell them at a loss to offset the taxes on your profitable stocks or the taxes on a Roth conversion for your retirement investments. You win some, lose some |
| [SPY puts](https://imgur.com/a/6Iaqsn7) \+ \~1k from XOP calls i closed out around noon |
| Bols how much drop u want by Monday 650 or 640? Bers will give u what u want |
| The year is 2029. I'm running through rubble in the streets of Ethelbert Manitoba where a fleet of Palantir death drones are scavenging for me and other survivors. (I said democracy is a good thing on reddit) |
| You belong here, fomo mofo. |
| $ROPE gonna hit 5 year highs tomorrow |
| Expect gold price to drop, they are mining Strait of Hormuz. Huge quantity of gold found |
| I had to check. |
| They dont eat taco in iran sorry |
| Want to bet on it? \n |
| U.S. Central Command is aware of the loss of a U.S. KC-135 refueling aircraft. The incident occurred in friendly airspace during Operation Epic Fury, and rescue efforts are ongoing. Two aircraft were involved in the incident. One of the aircraft went down in western Iraq, and the second landed safely.\n\nThis was not due to hostile fire or friendly fire. |
| Jerome or Collin? |
| Have you said thank you once??? |
| Ngl this looks like a job for Austin Powers |
| love watching my stock dump 5 days in a row |
| Turd |
| They already blew their load on tweets and reserves. Not sure what else they have. |
| Put them on a diet. Mostly/all wet food |
| For 99% loss instead of 100% |
| Name checks out |
| THE CRAMER CURSE IS IN FULL EFFECT.\n\nOIL $300 |
| Did you get a happy ending at least |
| The issue is marker doesn't trust a single world that comes out of their mouth |
| People have money for dates? |
| Looks like it pumped for no reason when it started appearing in the dashboard a month ago, lmfao. |
| I can’t put down the cup… |
| OMG the Iran conflict really is summoning the Anti-Christ. |
| I would do unforgivable things for the data to be bad tomorrow |
| No saar |
| My bad |
| All his buddies not us regular folks |
| I haven’t seen any data to pump the market yet. 😂 |
| You have to time when Iran decides when they want to open the straight. They don’t have any reasons for opening it lol, and they want revenge. |
| Where’s Powell |
| even if he ceases to strike right now Iran would still have the strait closed he'd have to offer heavy concessions |
| I heard they have Spartan Lasers |
| Very possible, SI% suggests that we will |
| So much for complete air supremacy |
| you can tell when someone holds no oil positions |
| ...why would Biden do this to us? |
| As his Sexretary I cannot confirm nor deny he said this |
| RBRK can be anywhere by tomorrow |
| This war is costing us $1B a day and they can’t even pay TSA agents guh |
| Was about to reach another milestone, so itll be down for sure |
| Real |
| i thought this thing that was not a war was already over |
| I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins |
| replaced the battery in my jeepy and she still didnt start :ccccccccccccc |
| oil bols 😆 |
| Trading is very easy in times like these. The market actually does what it is supposed to do. Spy goes down oil goes up. Until that strait is opened. Period. |
| Only 1. The other limped and landed in Israel |
| already feel stupid for dumping USO at 116 |
| Calling it now \n\nTomorrow we get whatever data\n\nIt’s bad \n\nWe then get a relief rally, like back when SPY hit 349 |
| Farrrrrt |
| #45-47 25th amendment |
| I was just about to post this. I'm thinking that the days of seeing a bunch of stocks in your port hitting new ATH's are behind us. Maybe for most of this remaining year. Maybe this will be the one year when we actually do get a Santa Rally, but the Santa Rally is going to come after 10 months of a shitty market that mostly goes sideways and down |
| #This market got me fucked up |
| USKKAF\n\n(Keystone Kops) |
| The main reason I’ve come to realise is that it’s due to a loophole in the law where SUVs are exempt from mileage regulations. So thats why we keep getting them. Also, it’s about the minivan dying because of the stigma but man some minivans were def made for the passengers. Second is probably just one upping each other. I can’t imagine driving an old Miata around nowadays, I’d be terrified that the lifted truck behind me can’t see me over his massive grill. I live in the South, it’s an epidemic. Apparently, your dick size is proportional to how hard it is to get into your lifted truck. |
| They shouldn’t have gone in at all. What does a “win” look like for USA? We’re just making generations of new terrorists. |
| I can’t put down the cup |
| ☹️ |
| ☝🏻man’s got a point |
| Mazda seems good. |
| Isnt 100$ a barrel point where taco starts to taco |
| Grabbed 666c 3/16 at close. Can’t go south 😂 |
| They are not |
| Whoever this Brent Crude guy is he’s a real jerk |
| Time to blast some Iron Maiden in honour of this auspicious sign |
| Once this war is over in 10 years we are so rocketing to 700 |
| Cramer said the rebound is gonna be tremendous. |
| Believe it or not… PLTR |
| Any excuse is good to pump the market this is 🥭 market |
| Yes, from what I’ve seen, the massive array in Qatar was ~$1.1B by itself. THAAD radars are ~$500M a piece |
| He can’t lie about gas prices going down anymore, so instead the new spin is the US makes a lot of money if gas prices go up 🤣 |
| They certainly are in Reddit |
| Try farting instead |
| Didn’t China slap Iran’s hand for reckless destruction? |
| You should have ordered them then cancelled them coz she sounds a real bore to be talking about culture war bs on a date doesn't she know there's a war on?? |
| # **This Iran war thing is getting bigger than Dave Blunts** |
| They told me it would just be a haircut. |
| They have the economy of the entire world by the balls you retard. Strategic victory is pretty much impossible for USA and Iran can keep the strait blocked forever |
| Eventually USO puts will pay out heavy, you just have to time when Donnie inevitably declares victory and actually ceases to strike. Only tricky part is if Iran keeps the strait closed regardless. |
| Whats this about calf statues? |
| Actually no I think we decelerate to the lower 20s |
| The chairman will eat it |
| Tldr you dont understand credit cycles, or the crayons used. Hint *they are measuring volatility, and variance of volatility ie standard deviations* \n\n\nCombining the right tools with a deep understanding of drivers of macro, volatility, and positioning is how money is made. The best fund managers out there use T/A🫡 if you have a market view but the market doesnt see it or support it yet you dont make money. |
| I can’t stop sneezing |
| Any bols left after today? |
| didnt the Epstein army sell you retards exploding phones? lul |
| I have exited Honky Highway and merged onto Latina Lane and life is 1000% better. |
| Nothing ever happens |
| Bulls you can still sell |
| Wen r the kurds gonna kurd |
| Are you Indian |
| Wot no 🍆 |
| 2 refuelling airplanes got downed. One crashed in Iraq with crew of 6. |
| #C'mon kitten i know you wanna bounce on dat thang |
| Can easily pump up your banbet record betting on 1% moves on something volatile |
| Get Mounjaro |
| SPY trading is for losers, pal. Many other individual issues are down 15 - 50%. |
| My moves for tomorrow??? Rope!!! |
| as much as I trust admiral bessent on this issue, i think now there’s a consensus of CBS (right wing) and NYT (liberal) |
| Oil prices got me 😳🥵 |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/SOROKAMOKA** bet **UCO** goes from **40.68** to **50.0** before **27-Mar-2026 06:20 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I'm about to do the same (sell off most equities). Which types of bonds are the safest (bonus points for inflation hedge)?\n\nHonestly, the bond market makes little to no sense to me. For example, I invested in TIPS about a decade ago. Then we had high inflation a few years ago, and their value fricken **dropped**. What the hell? |
| !banbet UCO 50 15d |
| The military industrial complex is bigger than any one person. Eisenhower tried to warn us. |
| How is data supposed to even matter tomorrow? |
| Is a period of time where you are trading under where you were 6 months ago and have been slowly bleeding value for 3 months a bull market? |
| what if it will be over for a long time, not over and back in 6 months. |
| I have an overwhelming urge to load up on IWM futures contracts tomorrow at close to hold over the weekend. |
| Israel is attacking Hezbollah because they've been carrying out attacks on behalf of Iran (Israel recently killed an IRGC commander in Beirut), that said Hezbollah is effectively the government in parts of Lebanon. |
| Absolutely no volume. It's just some trading bots buying and selling within the channel now. |
| Heard |
| Got ghosted after I told date that I donated plasma for a living |
| Bottom of this week for sure |
| No shit Sherlock.\n\nHold the fucking front page, American idiot confronts fact there's more than one not-America country |
| I would’ve guess Eastern Asia honestly |
| If it wasn’t for Trump we wouldn’t be speaking Persian in 5 years |
| He looked extremely uncomfortable and hostage/forced in that interview ngl |
| Gotta be a few million. Enough to set a few people up for life. |
| be a better trader. \n\nthis market is a dream. the more nonsense mango spews, the more money I make. |
| There are no mines. Also we have destroyed most of them already. |
| Lol imagine voting for mango, he sends you to Iran and you die crashing into another US plane |
| Bro, watch out, they everywhere. you never know: is your pizza delivery guy a Basidshi-militia-sleeper-cell? Or your Postman? YOUR NEIGHBOR? \n \nthis is how people react to stupid and senseless wars that cannot easily be won and start a worldwide economic crisis. |
| “ITS A GOOD TIME TO BUY”\n\nI really still can’t believe that lead to generational wealth for some 0dte scalpers |
| But Scott Bessant just said there’s no mines lol |
| What’s the prediction since he can’t TACO? |
| Another interesting point to consider - the Strait of Hormuz situation is currently putting severe upward pressure on urea prices. Urea is produced from LNG and is the N in NPK for fertilizer - The US is a net exporter of phosphorus and potassium but an importer of nitrogen though it's my understanding the bulk of N in american fertilizer comes from ammonia and not urea. This will have a pass through effect on cost of feedstock - all livestock is impacted by this but beef and pork are hit considerably harder, I think because of inefficiency from being larger animals and also from their feedstocks being more nitrogen hungry (corn vs soy). This could work counter to your bet as cost of inputs go up but LNG and nitrogen both don't go far because they're a pain in the dick to ship so there are geographical considerations - it could also work for your bet in that eggs are more readily substituted for meat than the other way around.\n\n\nsource: saw this in passing on hacker news earlier today, way more insightful discussion than what I can provide in the thread - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47345364 |
| Another oil tanker blown up rn |
| he got the fifa peace prize |
| Get ready to learn Persian, buddy |
| 👦: Grandpa I don’t know if I can keep doing these 0dte’s I’m tired. 👨🦳: WELL THATS TOO DAMN BAD |
| Offset it with the ikea table though |
| Bam, billion dollar idea. Let’s pitch draft kings for seed money. |
| Which makes it even more retarded yes |
| Poor kitty |
| Please sir its too much winning, im finally liberated of my money. As it was written lisan al gaib. |
| Took a younger white chick on a date and she complained about cancel culture \n\nYes I still paid for her drinks \n |
| \*top |
| it's kind of suspicious how i haven't seen any carebear flair regards this time around, usually when they're out and about that means it's the bottom\n\nit's possible they all roped in the previous pump |
| Also up to several THAAD batteries, their radars spesifically |
| You think there’s going to be an AH pump? Tomorrow I think will be interesting as well as next week. If there’s going to be any sustained pump it should happen within that timeframe otherwise we might just kangaroo or very slowly rise until next ER |
| Most likely 6 |
| everything I'v thunk about is parroted by some other regard on WSB, home lmao |
| Just to symbolise the crisis a US military refuelling aircraft has gone down over Iraq.\n\nIn other news I'm too late for the fert stock pump |
| What expiry? |
| My cat has diabetes |
| Oooh good one |
| See you in one month when you’ll be collecting food stamps |
| Fucc that number |
| at least let me see my baby first |
| And only 7 killed? |
| Crew of at least 3, probably more. |
| 🫵❤️🤝 |
| USA is a complete dictatorship from what I understand. Both this furry stuff and the tariffs could be put into place by just one man. Unprecedented lack of checks and balances |
| CALLS ON SEADOO JETSKIS |
| What no |
| If you asked WSB what the Strait of Hormuz was a month ago they probably would’ve thought you were saying something lewd |
| ISRAEL, I LOVE YOU\n\nBENJAMIN NETANYAHU\n\nFOR A QUARTER DIME PALESTINE\n\nGIVE A GOY A LOAN\n\nHIS TAXES FUND THE IRON DOME |
| How are corns still over 70k? |
| ⚡,⚡⚡⚡ |
| Oil do be rippin. I’m gona hold on this time, another squeeze is near. |
| #🥰 |
| Robin |
| Yeah, but is it 3 days, 300 days, or 3000 days? |
| Omg spy was 666.6 we are cooked |
| Serious question: how do I profit from rebuilding of USA, once mango is finally out of office |
| Tomorrow is the bottom |
| Damn high roller, Skyrizi is expensive af |
| Real shit great time to invest in your own physical fitness and good food\n\nMade 50% on QQQ puts and 100% on SLV puts \n |
| europoors yapping lul |
| Watched this crash happen in slow motion and decided to hold my damn calls |
| Oh wow |
| Big facts. And it makes me livid having to fucking share this planet with these pedophile voting mfs. |
| as much Karma as i wish the USA here from Europooria for all the shite you do to us smol fluffy bunny EU ... i dont wish for the desintegration of USA as an empire. \n\nIf not Europe fills the void then (hahaha just the thought of it makes me laugh) then there is only complete despondency, because south america and africa also cannot take it, so its pretty much clearly china. \n\nAnd we dont want that. \n\nWe want to have some space for democracy outside of europe, too. |
| -Pete Cringeseth |
| So we’ve now lost, 3 F-15’s, 1 KC-135 and 11 MQ-9’s from what I’ve found so far. \n\nPlus the crew in the KC-135, shit sucks |
| No. Take it like a man |
| Bull market ❌\n\nBear market ❌\n\nBeast market ✅ |
| CEO of the board of peace btw |
| Watch bitcorn outperform the stock market since saylor will never sell. This timeline is fucked |
| Quit fear mongering it’s not like they’re putting microchips in peoples brains or fighting a war to bring about Armageddon and there’s not been like, a plague or famine or flood Or using golden calf statues to honor leaders. \n |
| Market casually pricing in $300 barrels incoming |
| You know, American indexes are only substantially up in USD because the USD has been rapidly turning into a third-world currency since that fascist child rapist was voted into office a second time, even though everyone knew exactly what would happen if he were allowed to. So when you zoom out a year, it shows barely a 10% increase in most currencies other than USD - and this is basically from the bottom of the "Liberation Day" BS. Devaluing the USD does not mean that the line going up is a good thing. But you probably do not understand that anyway. |
| Keep on dreamin |
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| 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝💨 |
| Yeah ngl, this entire thing reeks of his doodoo diaper stench… he probably thought it would be just like Venezuela. \n\nThis isn’t a movie, you can’t just take out their top guy and win. \n\nIf you ask me, if we were going in, we should have gone full scorched earth. Form a coalition like desert storm and completely take control by going in on foot… where we go from here is still undecided I guess… |
| When you pay for tinder premium and tinder itself still harasses you for premium + and Tinder U and Double Date...it can get a lot worse than worse |
| I doubt even the vikings would go through there it looks perfectly setup for an ambush. |
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| The world did end in 2012 and this is purgatory. |
| NYT confirmed the mines, if that matters |
| Oh here comes the crude oil pump finally. We're going to $110 today. |
| "Oil people"\n\nU know how the Rockefellers and Gettys made it? \n\nAnd Arabia and Persia have a history and a culture |
| Are pizza Lunchables still good? May Doordash ONE pizza Lunchable for dinner and finance it with Klarna while snorting Skyrizi off of my Ikea coffee table that I had delivered using Postmates. |
| Should’ve gotten USO calls instead of SPY calls |
| There’s a blockade to the pimple face, denied |
| One rumor is that Khamenei Jr. has no legs. Another is that Netanyahu is dead. All we know for sure is that the Strait is closed and oil is $100 a barrel. |
| The strait will be open within days |
| I blame Dick Cheney |
| 8% of the usual flow and that's on the absolute high side. It's more like 2%, which is about 3 ships. |
| \n🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 \n🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕😜🌕🌕 \n🌕🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓 \n🌕🌕🌖🌑👁🌑👁🌓 \n🌕🌕🌗🌑🌑💋🌑🌔 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🤌🏼🌑🤌🏼🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌒🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌓🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌑🌑🌑🌔🌕 \n🌕🌕🌘🌔👍🏻🌑🌕🌕 \n🌕🌖🌒🌕🌗🌒🌕🌕 \n🌕🌗🌓🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 \n🌕🌘🌔🌕🌗🌓🌕🌕 \n🌕🌕🤌🏼🌕🌕🤌🏼🌕🌕 |
| Fuck you and that monkey |
| Where are my EONR regards holy shit. I might need to buy Disastrous some Wendy’s soon looking at this massive fucking leg |
| Iran can just see them from shore. The strait isnt very wide |
| Just for reference: Bessent took a 900 million fund and turned it into a 300 million fund |
| For it is a human number |
| fuck off jihadist |
| Why is it so bearish here, didn’t your president said that you’ve already won the war 🤔 |
| What about HIMS? Seems smarter to yolo there for a quicker gain/turnaround |
| Is better to buy stocks of Sofi. I bought when it was three dollars something. |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/GoogleKushforLunch made a bet that USO would go to 120.0 within **1 week** when it was 112.72 and it did, congrats fucker.\n\nTheir record is now 8 wins and 15 losses\nYou're a part of the [WSB Discord server](http://discord.gg/wsbverse), therefore you earned 10,000 coins for your win!\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| You have to be a real dipshit to join the military (officers included). |
| # ( ≧ᗜ≦) BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA\n\n^(KEEN TOCKY) |
| How much does a KC-135 cost? |
| WHO else bought a decent stake of HIMS at 26 today? Do you also have this strange gut feeling AH? |
| What the fuck, we won in the first hour??\n\nOperation\n\n# Epic Fury 🤘😝🤟\n\n |
| Tomorrow? 😃 |
| What else is going on with Iran war ? I’m seeing a lot of headlines Israel is also attacking Lebanon . I understand it’s complicated but american media is making this out to be a USA - Iran conflict but clearly there’s a lot more going on here |
| Why say that after OP just broke even at $118? That is basically winning on this sub. |
| Fake and ghey |
| NEVER |
| That's the worst part, bogleheads always win |
| Sofi always letting me down idk why I keep running back to it like a crazy ex girlfriend |
| TSLA holders makes me feel better about my life choices |
| ➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩 \n➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 \n➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 \n➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 \n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥 \n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 |
| He's Thiel's hand puppet. Bearish as fuck. |
| can I get a t shirt and hat it’s cold outside |
| u/puffinnbluffin has a cuban ex too but his is loca |
| Some dude posted about the pump and dump and it got to the front page. That's why |
| Shit. Do we have to approach people in bars and shit again? |
| Hey guys I’ve come from 2016….I just wanted to tell you guys to not to kill that Gorilla. Shit becomes crazy. |
| and we already did our own Afghanistan |
| Bers the us navy is planning an “excursion” into your greasy ass pimple face |
| Got me there. I’m a bleeding heart I agree |
| Profit is profit especially in 5 min |
| what a long way to tell us u made $1.1k |
| Lolol the Epstein Army lost a Stratotanker to Iraqi militias\n\nMan in sandals with unshakable resolve remains undefeated |
| Most modern EVs are incredibly nice. At least the KIA EV6 I get to drive every once in a while is fantastic. Feels like a luxury brand car and man can EVs fly. |
| Literally only bought RDDT out of the list |
| ➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩 \n➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 \n➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 \n➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 \n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥 \n🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩\n\n#pump to Valhalla tomorrow |
| This war perfectly lined up with when I was about to buy a new car lol. Decided to go from a v8 to a hybrid |
| Remy |
| it died |
| This guy gets it |
| So glad trans people can’t use whatever bathroom they want. Tanking the world economy was worth it. /s |
| Heck, am I banned? |
| Slave |
| I bought 9k worth of qqq puts expiring tomorrow 5 minutes before market close and planned on holding them over night. About 5 minutes before options could no longer be traded, it had gained $1100 and I ended up selling. \n\n\nIt will dump tonight because of this. Qqq never drops when I hold puts overnight but it does drop on the days that I decide to sit it out. |
| Any car that isn't the cheapest working car you can find on craigslist is an "objective waste of money". Cars aren't investments, they're purchases, like shoes, and computers, and clothing.\n\nIt's like going up to a guy in a Polo sweater and being like "that's an objective waste of money, I rummaged around a goodwill and also found a ^ripped/stained/paper-thin sweater for $5, ur bad with money lol"\n\nSpending for desire vs. spending for survival |
| Hormuz is more of a curver fwiw. |
| Hail 🎅 |
| Just reversing all the paper handed bitches that sold off the last 15 mins |
| This bot fuks |
| maybe they fuked around and found out |
| Thank you for your service |
| sidekick |
| WTF happened to WTF? |
| ANY LESS DANGEROUS? |
| TOFU man. Trump Only Fucks Up |
| My girlfriend was the old lady who fainted at the trump speech in Kentucky yesterdays. she is fine thank you for asking. |
| As somewhat of an expert in bird law myself, this is exceptional work. |
| Oil? Who said summbout oil bitch? You cookin? |
| I bought DBA calls on margin based on one WSB comment with 4 upvotes |
| JFC my AI told me ULTA was basically guaranteed to hit, even though it was fucking up all day today I believed it. Gonna have to Kristi Noem him. |
| It means the rest of the world can buy oil but not isreal or America |
| "Weather With You" by Crowded House is built around that central idea — that your internal state colours your perception of everything around you, and you carry it wherever you go\n\nThat's pretty poetic |
| Did the retards source this too? |
| # sooo THIS was the Satan Rally?\n\n# 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜\n\n^(KEEN TOCKY) |
| Hey guys at least we can still say slurs! |
| Im so stupid. Bought WTI crude leveraged only to sell it with a meagre €200 profit bc it dipped close to my buy in price. Then it went up again yet decided to not buy in anymore. But then it went up a lot so I bought in anyway and then it went down again. Now it’s going up so I’m good but this whole fiasco made me miss out on maybe a €1000 if not more. I should’ve just held on. Wtf man. I’m no trader |
| wat data comes out tomorrow and where do i check the box for "medium rare" ? the last time they fuqed up and sent me well done data i want a refund too wats the phone number for their manager |
| Wow did you steal that joke from elon |
| aerial refueling is kind of freaky |
| Whats a good name for an app that can act like your sidekick helping you with stuff |
| My casino play for oil is brazilian AZTE3, pennies for a share on a company thats goin down since inception and had no positive reaction yet to this war, but who knows… I gotta conquer my regarded title. |
| Boobs firm enough that they don't need support, but full bodied enough that they are curvaceous and delicious. In a tiny crop top so short it extends to a little below the nipple, revealing the fleshy underside of those caramel globes every time she moves. And under that a flat stomach, down to her genuine army surplus combats, which being a men's fit are wide on the leg but tight on her butt. FUCK. The 90s were the best time to be alive and the peak of our civilization. |
| Of course not but if half our cars were EV the gas price spikes wouldn't be hurting us much now would it? |
| What happened the last time spy closed at this number? |
| Nothing else to add; play again tomorrow |
| generational run to $0 |
| This 100% is Americas version of the USSR in Afghanistan |
| 2 Weeks in we have the islamist murder Regime seriously \_dictate\_ the conditions to end the war and how to have the Strait reopened. \n\nWhile the mighty USA is struggling to find better terms for all this epic fury winning.\n\n... what now?!\n\nIran seems well prepared - WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN THAT? \n\nffs, this is too stupid for me. How could the Generals even allow this bullshit? Nobody have the courage to tell the leader in chief that this is all huge bullshit?\n\n |
| stop being a poor |
| People have been using steering wheel locks in my city. The only other place I saw that was in South Africa |
| MU is a large position for me but this is already very well known by the market. Being sold out limits the near term upside. Hence why I own shares and not calls. |
| First L of the week. Fuck you adobe |
| I wonder if this ends up being an empire toppling mistake that'd be kinda funny |
| Why are futes green? |
| Time to dust off the 🚲 |
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| Oil calls over the weekend spy puts GAP GAP GAP GAP |
| knee how |
| Already happening bro. Refueling planes, jets, radar destroyed. No more tacos left to feed to the public. The emperor is truly naked now |
| I identify as a house plant in 2028 |
| Triple six mafia indicator |
| LOL 😂 |
| it was downed over friendly air you regard |
| No amount of domestic oil production would isolate us from global price spikes though |
| Damn we cooked |
| Next stop 650$ until 🥭 says I m sorry |
| Was wondering if we’d get Cuban baddies after the Iran war but this Iran thing is taking too long 😢 |
| Ni how |
| Hail Satan |
| I have some oil puts expiry next month not feeling so good Mr Starks |
| Source: retards.\n\nDaily ship flow is available from numerous sources. |
| Anyone else long and just watching your shit slowly melt away?\n\nJust reminding myself to zoom out. |
| For all that’s happening, market is swinging casually 10% in safe haven baskets\n\n30% in risk assets\n\nBut indexes are unchanged\n\nTherefore, nothing has happened |
| He’s the only one left buying. Cant wait til he owns all of it. |
| https://preview.redd.it/8c69bvpiuoog1.png?width=281&format=png&auto=webp&s=016eae6e80a4a8f45908e2b2a7b578c58b60561a\n\nI got it boys \n |
| ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY |
| I was told, a few days ago by a YouTube investing guru, that Adobe had bottomed and that was the perfect time to scoop up shares before a generational run. |
| Apollo Brown’s shit is dope. |
| this time will be different |
| Insurance prices still will be fucked and most sailors probs won’t risk their lives. |
| A gorilla named Harambe was shot in the Cincinnati Zoo almost 10 years ago. |
| Red for that Cajun spin |
| cuban ex with gorilla grip\ni should call her\n |
| This country has had 30 god damn years to wean its dependency on foreign oil to power our economic engine and after many many periods of gas price spikes we never learn our god damn lesson and keep driving the fossil fuel cars. This Iran crap is no different in about a year when gas prices go back to normal people will forget and drive their 3 MPG gas guzzlers again. |
| Oil only $97? That's practically free. |
| America has a wonderful record of incompetence operating in/over Iraq. Remember the attempt to rescue hostages got thwarted by a haboob? |
| It does, it just got priced in right after oil peaked because it was widely viewed as likely |
| BYD stole from Tesla? I’m sure they may have taken a few things but that is the Chinese way. Either way BYD has become a critical supplier of its LFP battery to Tesla. Elon know how this works. You want to sell to the Chinese market, get ready to do joint ventures with Chinese companies and use Chinese suppliers. |
| what does the label matter |
| Have you been not looking at all this entire week. We've had green futures to end in market open rug pulls multiple times |
| I miss the OPEN price action from the summer |
| Aye, I can do that |
| Spring break in straight of Hormuz |
| arab, persian, same difference. oil people. |
| The bots in mad mode. |
| Beauty |
| Walt until you find out what people think Sikhs are. |
| Anyone know if I should season my roadkill with brown or red dirt? Trying to make this dinner as nice as I can. |
| Can the $ chill for a day or two |
| Inverse! |
| adobe puts? rbrk calls? just to scrap something for friday? seems too obvious ofc💀 |
| MID AIR FUELING OVER IRAN IS A DANGEROUS SITUATION |
| Yeah I saw that too and also 666.69, may be wallstreets folks are trying to make jokes before unloading more bags on retail |
| And tomorrow is Friday the 13th… |
| wait... theyre not? |
| If we go to 0 at least let me have puts during that time |
| The more I think about it the more it seems like bessent lying about the mines is like criminally reckless |
| Exactly what I thought |
| It was dropping fast enough I didn't yet lmao |
| Waiting for oil to spike 120 |
| sold at 10.70 buy at 9.69 |
| Michael Saylor buying it. |
| Of a ‘military man’ who says f slur? I don’t think so.\n\nI also don’t care. Just explaining the other guys joke |
| USO 120 BABY, BRONCOS COUNTRY LETS RIDE |
| The next day. Maybe because of low balance? |
| Those are lucky numbers in Chinese culture |
| Bessent is a joke |
| buy both |
| Which names to check |
| We need a 🥭 emoji that has devil horns |
| I mean in the distant future |
| Tell that to my 150k amg I bought new 😂✌️\n\nOnly one life I'm enjoying mine as I wish. I don't judge your car, so don't judge mine. |
| the juce |
| CF and MOS for me |
| #fuking IEA needs to release 666 million barrels of oil |
| One thing that Putin and Trump could certainly agree upon is that only poor people die in wars and they dont matter. |
| Buttcorn up. Fake dump. We pump tomorrow. \n\nMark it. |
| You mean they're literally piling them on top of each other? |
| "The speculation was that it could be from the US Treasury" -FT \nYou think? |
| Us consumes around 200 million barrels a week so pedo 🥭 is really fucked and his Republicans for the midterms if he doesn't fix his mess like right now. His excursion as he calls it now |
| 你好吗sb |
| I'd certainly hope so, I have calls expiring March 20 |
| You know who did this |
| Don't forget their shoes. They all have to wear the same as Trump now. Did you see the pic of Marco wearing shoes 3 sizes too big for him that taco bought him? Classic |
| First Son in law?🤡 |
| Which names |
| It honestly disturbs me how many of you think Iranians are Arabs |
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| omfg, so China and Russia are both quietly providing support to Iran? \n\n# WHAT A FUCKING MANGO MESS! \n\n# 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜\n\n^(KEEN TOCKY) |
| north-east of Iran is still a no-fly-zone for US Aircraft. they dont dare to touch it, only 2 strikes with cruise missiles. \n\nIt puzzles me what is the exit plan here. \n\nThat Netanyahu does not need an exit - okay. But the USA?! \n\nIran is going to dictate - is already doing - the conditions for opening the strait again. \n\nWTF have you done Mango?! |
| Makes no sense they didn’t roll out the integra with a hybrid option too. |
| AIRLINES IN TURMOIL |
| USO 200C EoM printing |
| What do you say boys, we take this market on one last ride before shit really hits the fan next week? |
| > Pentagon officials say a Boeing KC-135 Stratotanker has crashed in western Iraq with six crew members on board while operating in the area during Operation Epic Fury. Officials say the incident was not the result of hostile or friendly fire. Two aircraft were involved in the event one crashed while the other landed safely. They are continuing to investigate the cause of the crash. |
| it's like drop |
| SPY hitting 666 right before OPEX week… markets really do have a sense of humor. \nCurious if tomorrow turns into meme-level volatility. |
| U bought |
| Morons voted for a moron. |
| Just the tip pls |
| NYT is certainly more likely to report the truth than this admin |
| Update: I will be learning mandarin |
| rotten kc-135 lost over iraq airspace ... |
| 666.66 will be an auspicious number or sign of calamity who knows |
| 666.66 because you know who caused this |
| Ahh the good ole days of Tarrif Taco. |
| ADBE is almost impressive in its ability to go down with no bounce |
| How does BTC do nothing on a day like today that’s what makes me think fake and calls is the play |
| I am cnn |
| KC-135 refueling aircraft downed over Iraq\n\nPlus mines in the strait are real after being lied about \n\nYeah $666 SPY is the harbinger of death \n |
| Cramer's already talking about catching the "rebound", uh oh |
| I will cum. |
| can't they just have more |
| Bitch fuk dat |
| ONDS |
| SOFI may not recover tomorrow. Roll it for May |
| He is already retardment. He has nothing to lose. Genius. |
| #Wen war talks going well?? |
| Frankly, nobody’s ever seen anything like it before |
| Careful what you wish for |
| The good idea is to sell everything and pray for a good monday? |
| Kramer telling people not to sell |
| Calls it is |
| Something retarded no doubt. |
| Coming from the guy that claims he shit posts yet hides his comments |
| Oh I’m a broke dick, not a broken dick. It’s hard for non military guys to get. You will always be a bit jealous |
| Naw we will go down 10% straight will stay closed until August at the latest... Iran isn't backing down... teflon Don doesn't have the cards. |
| 🍆💩 |
| Take a man’s tariffs and you get war |
| Bfd |
| I mean the name does sound like some shit you made up |
| James comey and that letter |
| struck more fear than anything else |
| Well … your mom and I loved each other very much and |
| Oh I bet on XLE going to 60 not USO going to 120 my bad |
| !banbet |
| /CL goes to 115 overnight? Lmfao. |
| oil for my buddies\n\nnothing for you |
| On a scale of get even or get even worse, how screwed are my Intel $47 and sofi $18.5 calls ending tomorrow? |
| War not going great. We don’t have healthcare but we can’t even do war properly |
| That car's an underpowered, overpriced boat. I'm glad I bought an amg instead. |
| food inflation gonna be out of control, cant get chemicals from qatar, etc. |
| How come hgraf is down so much? |
| How does it make New York Times more authoratative? |
| Mm rage bait is working |
| Tbf 90% of this cabinet isn’t qualified to talk about anything in their positions 🤣 |
| I'm tired of winning\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/dovos6nmtoog1.jpeg?width=1388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ad5c85767ce0e1ecd6f8a5e650d6bcf85d906b\n\n |
| You can manipulate the order flow but you can't print oil and gold at the Fed. |
| No I think bots are mad dumb |
| Marker doesn't give a shit about 300 million barrels iea will release |
| 666! Sign of the beast! |
| like with the missile launchers, 2/3rds are gone, but the remaining third is too mobile |
| That's what storage and batteries are for.\n\nYou still need some baseload production for night demand obviously (wind helps with this, but will likely still need some sort of extra baseload production from something like gas - at least for now), but the only actual hard bit is the time between late afternoon and ~10pm, where demand is still high (due to people running AC and appliances after work). We aren't very far off being able to scale battery storage to fully cover that time. Solar production in winter doesn't drop off that much here, and we have so much more solar than required that even a 30% drop in efficiency doesn't matter.\n\nAll your talking points have been roughly debunked if you care enough to actually get out of your bubble. |
| You already have a bet going - XLE to 60.0 before 19-Mar-2026 07:55 AM -05 |
| Does the Pope work for the Rothschilds and fuck little boys? |
| !banbet I saw USO hit 120 so u should say I won |
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| I bought 0dte SPY puts yesterday and lost it all. Then today it drops lol. FML |
| I, for one, look forward to a new age. An age we fight over the last precious oil, and claim what we want by defending it... |
| Tempted to funnel all my money into WTF |
| #🤥 |
| \* Epic Furry |
| Ah yes let me check on my VZW and MO dividend yield |
| How did we get here |
| Can't believe there is someone out there willing to buy qqq for $697. If it were me maybe I would consider it for $500. Need that wartime uncertainty discount personally |
| Who new I would turn into a commodity trader wth is even happening |
| a -2% day tomorrow would *seal the deal*🫴 |
| It’s just the same fake bs as last year march into April liberation day selloff that’ll snap back after the same stupid self created conflict resolves |
| start moving into a degen gold position for it to hi $6k EOY |
| By barely a small margin right now lol |
| SPY 420 IS NOT A MEME |
| Another good thing about oil/commodities is reality sets in much faster than in equities |
| To be honest, it could get a lot worse. There were some pretty awful friendly fire incidents in desert storm etc… |
| Omg SPY 666.06 |
| CLOSING AT 666 ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME |
| What a shit show |
| SPY 666 on Friday the 13th |
| Sure buddy, go gobble up more Iranian propaganda. |
| It will be 666.06 on Friday the 13th. Wow |
| Fertilizer to the moon |
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| Oh look Admiral Bessent lied again: U.S. OFFICIALS REPORT THAT IRAN IS LAYING MINES IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, ACCORDING TO THE NEW YORK TIMES. |
| Woe to you, oh Earth and sea |
| Clear objectives ❌\nAdaptability ❌\nIntelligence and information ❌\nCenter of gravity ❌\n\nClown show ✅ |
| #🫵🏻Sybau🫵🏻 |
| My contract expired before it pumped 🙁 |
| Say that humanity will end in your lifetime what epic way do you want it to happen? I want the fabric of space to go mental and we're suddenly time travelling, teleporting, zooming through space, meeting aliens and suddenly it ends |
| Ber kill bul. Tomorrow red ded |
| Skyrim level sneak lmfao |
| Again everyone will look back and think holy shit this crash was obvious |
| You can bet percentages and the guy bet oil to go up 1%. Idk maybe some people just wanna bet easy shit to make their records look better |
| After, before I had calls since before the start of war when it was trading between 92-95 |
| yeah very weird that he'd talk about it at all tbh |
| Now all of China will know\n\nwe ACT before we THINK\n\n# 🛢️🛢️🛢️🫡\n\nSALUTE TO OUR DWINDLING OIL RESERVES!!!! |
| 120 oil wow. I literally shouldn’t have bought the contracts |
| found the CEO's throwaway account |
| Both\n\nLFG |
| Tbh he had a pretty good take the other day when oil futures shot up 20% & then dropped on a tweet that was later deleted.\n\nHe basically said “if you’re confused by all this volatility - sit on your hands. It’s OK to do nothing. You’re not a hedge fund that needs to show results.” |
| 4, maybe 5 |
| Tesla is lucky it aint trading at x20 less |
| big dump, then sideeways for 6 hours. then a small pump |
| Yes |
| NYT's just confirmed you're correct. guh. |
| oil seems fun to play, but too bad im a poosay |
| yes |
| Hell yeah brother |
| He's pretty much a super villain at this point, except it's a battle of super villains trying to gaslight others that their opposition is much worse than them |
| |
| Wouldn't it just be easier to tell Iran about the ship? |
| It means it's effectively closed and they will sink the ships they want to sink. But some will get through so technically it's not closed. |
| Those bags of potatoes are going for big money right now in Dubai\n\nThey are airlifting in produce |
| Next stop: 420.69\n\n\n📉 |
| I just want them to make an Acura Integra that starts at $25k bare bones and hits $35k with insane packages. It can’t start at $33k+ because who is the demographic for that car. People who are slightly less than broke? Lexus mogs them with the IS350 and BMW with multiple models at higher price points and they have been on a slow trend into oblivion after the Acura NSX. When I see a modern Integra I just go oh, a Civic. |
| Will tomorrow pump or dump? |
| I love getting my geo-political intelligence assessments from a gey treasury secretary |
| chop chop chop, lets get SPY to 600 already. |
| True but what we need is a good washout like SPY at 480 for people to be comfortable with market valuations again and get a long sustained bull run |
| I should have filled full tank two days ago sigh |
| CNN is freaking out |
| too early for calls too late for puts, guys idk what to do |
| Circuit breaker in the next couple of weeks? Or SPY 700? |
| Bang bang let’s go |
| Ramen 🙏 |
| Green futes. Bers are fuk |
| That would be the funniest shit ever |
| Basically we get to hear nothing, but what we still heard:\n\n\- 300m radar gone \n\- 2 refueling planes gone \n\- 3 jets gone\n\n..tip of the iceberg? |
| Had my Sportage stolen last summer 😞 those Kia boyz are no joke |
| What? You sold Google in 1953? |
| FYI, they buy oil on the open market as well. |
| Every single person telling you short term pain for long term gain is lying to you and needs to be removed from office. We've lost control of the escalation. This is an utter fucking failure that we will feel for decades. |
| Oh wow futes are green this means tomorrow will be green excellent time to full port |
| One day a regard will buy puts and take a rocket launcher to the Strait of Hormuz and fire upon oil tankers |
| Only if this repeat on Friday the 13th |
| You look at the news or nah |
| Yeah, not necessarily war with Iran, but a string of catastrophically incompetent decisions was a guarantee. |
| Not a good day for stocks huh |
| the sooner you accept it… |
| USO touching $120. |
| $50m |
| Finally oil reacts how it should 📈 |
| You think I’m a bot? |
| Plane down and not because of malfunction or friendly fire. War going great |
| Damn man, you like Nostradamus or something? |
| Finally oil reacts 📈 |
| We won so bigly |
| I’m tired of this grandpa |
| ***BREAKING NEWS:***\n\n*🥭 IN CHIEF STATED THAT THE ECONOMY COULDNT BE MORE PERFECT, SUPPORTING THIS WITH THE FACT THAT THE S&P 500 INDEX IS ABOVE 6671, AND STAY TUNED FOR MORE 'WINNING, WINNING, WINNING'* |
| So your telling me . You have calls on friday the 13th ? |
| Aint paying for software I can crack in 5 minutes |
| 6 lives 🙁 |
| USO hits 120 😲 |
| What's happening is he speakinf |
| Congrats and fuck you |
| $MU and chill |
| It’s they/them! |
| My heavy bags hope you’re right |
| Why the fuck is Greece wasting all their oil on olives let’s just invade there instead. Puts on $GRCE |
| “The war is very complete” |
| we’re fighting a culture from the Middle Ages |
| I sold Google at an enormous loss in 1953 and I will never do that again. Holding peloton until death, they will become the biggest company on the planet when they stop selling bikes and start investing in coal mines. |
| Oh.\n\nI didn't know my enviro degree had stuff that has "no scientific basis". I better go email all authors of the peer reviewed papers I read to tell them some strange person on reddit think they don't have any scientific basis. |
| It just keeps pumping while spy dying lmao |
| Whelp, there will be blood on the streets…. SPY 701$ C 7DTE |
| USO back at 120 LMAO |
| You ever seen the movie rainman? |
| Let him who has ears, let him put the fries in the bag. |
| Crew of that KC-135 wouldn’t have died if US just stayed at home. |
| If you got dicc and balls it’s SIR! |
| I just buy TSLR puts every week in hopes that FSD drives someone off a bridge or Elmo does a line of Ketamine that takes him out |
| must... pump... markets... at all times.. |
| Dayum got in on oil Futes at 96.60. Dk how that happened |
| gg WTI to 100 |
| Twas a smart move long term |
| Yeah seems like they have a fundamental engineering problem with the V6 in the Tundra for the last several years. They claim it is machining debris but it does not add up. |
| Hahahha kc - 135 wasn’t even hit, just ran into another plane\n\nYou poor stupid Americans |
| Well you better buy now to lock in the mark of the beast. Those without it can't buy/sell:\n\n\n> Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead, so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark |
| Buckle up 🙈🙉🙈 |
| We're F'd |
| It's ma'am! |
| Original Proverb: "When an ox enters a palace, it does not become a king, but the palace becomes a barn" (Öküz saraya çıkınca kral olmaz ama saray ahır olur).\n\n |
| Israel/US planning for some crazy shit this weekend. Always outside of market hours. |
| $50M - $60M and 6 lives |
| It's nicer to talk to I find and quicker |
| Why the fuck is a Treasury Secretary commenting on mines anyways? |
| CF ripping again ! SPY RED COMIMG ! |
| If this war doesn’t end by end of the month can we just skip to the part everyone nukes each other and get it over with? |
| onward and upward 🫡 |
| they might not disappoint but will they blow the roof off? |
| You clearly belong here 😂 |
| Gg bulls |
| This operation furry shit might be the cringiest and dumbest war I’ve ever even read about |
| I once subsisted on a bag of potatoes for a full pay period because that was all I could afford.\n\nBut today, things are different. I now have three bags of potatoes, of different varieties. \n\nLook where I've come. |
| This isn’t the wsb way but you can buy options that aren’t weeklies |
| Switching to Claude from chat didn’t make me more money necessarily. But it did help by not reaffirming every regarded idea I have |
| The Mollahs and the revolution guards have nothing to lose. If their own people turn against them and they lose against the mobs who want freedom, they're going to be purged. Good thing for them, now they can unite with their own people against the bad foreign invader that bombed a school and made toxic rains over the capital. |
| Wait they bet it would go to 119.16?? why?? |
| Prolly a few hours |
| "Are you completely sure this is a Basidshi-Base? we cannot make any mistakes"\n\n"Underdstood. Your concern is completely valid. Let me once again delve into the maps from 1983 and rigorously reassess the outline of the Basidshi-Base again to be absolutely sure that this is our target." |
| no bulls have to endure a year or more of fake out V's as the market makers take all their money too. |
| wait yall are getting paid for this? |
| When he said you'll be tired of winning he wasn't talking to you |
| bruhs an other friday the dirteenth |
| Shits gonna get real when the military can’t refuel ships and planes. |
| America is truly a retarded nation |
| How much a KC135 cost? |
| of course |
| Ye ye, you read made up stuff without any scientific basis and come to lecture here ofc |
| Tomorrow is going to be the reddest day for a long time. |
| Wet timing belt, cylinder deactivation, direct injection. Not exactly the hondas of old sadly. |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Lanky-Ad-4579 made a bet that USO would go to 119.16 within **1 day** when it was 117.98 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.\n\nTheir record is now 6 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| I’m not touching it but I don’t think this pump will hold. Dating apps have been dying ever since we got the vaccine. One day bumble will be no more |
| Then zoom out 5 years and you would make an even stronger case. |
| Just seems pretty obvious to me retail will try to chase the downward movement from today into tomorrow only to get rugged or theta’d to death. |
| but fancy ramen, right |
| When you guys say #Calls and #Puts..\nWho are you guys #Calling? 🦧And what are you #Putting where?🙈🙉🙈 |
| We strike their oil on the ground, they strike our oil in the air\n\n\n |
| What does cramer say about all of this? |
| I was put off buying it at $80 from people here and watched it run to $283 😂 |
| 66666, Israel must be celebrating. |
| What about night, what about rainy days, what about during winter? Can you imagine your workplace without power or heating your home in a blizzard with an unreliable power source? |
| Your shit post has raised global temperature .00000000000001% |
| If the was the only rational Turkey and Azerbaijan would have been bombed as well. |
| wtf is the treasury secretary doing talking about it? |
| On Friday the 13th, what could go wrong |
| Ofc the planes that went down were boeing lmao |
| US at war = Keystone Kops. It's only proper fighting nations backed by US money you need to worry about |
| How about instead of interest rates down, tariffs off, try that buddy |
| mufugger is gonna get the treasury margin called |
| \-->🛢OIL🛢 <-- world wide ocean drilling 🛢🚀... RIG ...Transocean Ltd 🛢🚀 filthy reach in black gold any where any time drill baby drill |
| We pump to 700 that’s what’s gonna happen partner |
| CALLS ON WEAPONS GRADE ROCKS. |
| My CRM put is in the money 💰🤡 |
| I want to build a classic Mustang and/or Camaro from repro parts with a modern suspension, drivetrain, and interior but classic body. |
| I don't know if it's worse that I lost 50k from Trump's BS about the war being over or that I'm a top 1% commenter again. |
| The dip gets dipping |
| I miss sleepy joe |
| Admiral Bessent assured me there were no mines in the Strait, ignore UK intel, NYT, WSJ etc. FAKE NEWS! \nLets just roll our billion dollar ships in there.... |
| how many Khamenei's are there |
| Or 700 either one |
| enough to feel something |
| Was hoping someone else noticed too, mark of the beast/devils number crossover …… that means calls right? |
| If this doesn't work out, we can always start a war with Canada instead. Either way, SPY 700 EOM |
| 😂😂😂😂 |
| L15? That sounds like L15 activities. \n\nAlso extra credit to whoever thought it would be funny to boost that motor to the moon and recommend regular gas for it on the Accord. |
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| Yeah that’s good reasoning. Let’s see what happens in the next 12 hours with the Strait |
| Are we winning yet 🥭 |
| These bots are mad dumb |
| I am arguing with at least 8 boggleheads over in r/valueinvesting rn who refuse to acknowledge nanobanana even exists |
| Six hundred and three score six |
| As long as the Americans are drafted for the front lines |
| i am proud! still 30 btw, not birthday yet, my wife has 2 of her ex over for dinner soon |
| How much loss |
| U.S. OFFICIALS REPORT THAT IRAN IS LAYING MINES IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, ACCORDING TO THE NEW YORK TIMES. THIS CONTRADICTS EARLIER REMARKS BY TREASURY SECRETARY BESSENT WHO STATED IRAN HAD NOT MINED THE STRAIT.\n\nwhat a shitshow[](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2032214216783118431) |
| Bibi pleasee call it off. I’m sorry I used to use Jewish as a synonym for frugal when I was younger |
| You really believe they unalived 30k people? |
| Checking posts on x |
| "Never argue with a drunk or... something..." |
| They can fertilize these nutts 🥜 |
| And a KC-135 down over Iraq? This war is not going how a certain leader thought it would |
| National Guard by my house been loading people and hummers on buses/trucks the last week. |
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| Tomorrow it’ll go up watch, entire market is fearful atm |
| it is march now, thx |
| I would really like to get a new Kia Telluride but the Kia Boyz in my city are too slick |
| So Calls tomorrow |
| this what happens when you have a deadbeat dad 🤕 |
| Can we just open spy at 400 and get it over with |
| I like this take... |
| 30% of global lng exports are lost due to Hormuz strait being closed. Oil and LNG prices raise together in this situations |
| No that's the mark of the beast indicator |
| spy 666,66 into 688 |
| 🤌🏻 |
| what happened on April 6, 2025 |
| Means they aint closing it |
| it's literal poetry! |
| work for a supermarket and pocket some on your way home |
| Hahaha |
| so no zickzack? thats something. |
| An American Idiot |
| Remember when Executive Orders were a thing?\n\nThen it was tariffs\n\nNow it's **war** |
| Honda Marine make a 5L v8 outboard for motorboats, they could literally just drop that into an Accord coupe or a Pilot with a lift kit and they'd make back all they lost |
| > The US admits the loss of a refueling aircraft over Iraq\n\n> March 12 2026 5:40pm EST\n\nhttps://www.centcom.mil/MEDIA/PRESS-RELEASES/Press-Release-View/Article/4432850/loss-of-us-kc-135-over-iraq/ |
| addicted to breaking even? |
| Cause there is a shit ton of sellers up there |
| Nice try xenomorph! |
| even warner bros is down 1% and they are literally the definition of free money |
| I wish I could afford ramen |
| Plus 3 fighter jets lost in Kuwait and having ai mistake a girl's school for a military base |
| Or the bullshit case for chickens! |
| Depends, if I wake up with wood then I will be bullish. If not then bear all the way |
| Getting in value territory... Might dip in 🫡 |
| I'm too much of a pussy (and too poor) to try to short, but godspeed to you, you glorious degenerate gambler. |
| how do you feel about your original thesis? anything unseen so far? have things unfolded differently than expected? |
| Who tf could expect a green day tomorrow? |
| #What happens next will shock you# 🙈🙉🙈 |
| i had no idea women could be so regarded! rejoice!! |
| You think it’s crazy that nothing is happening between 5pm-6pm EST?? You belong here |
| War? What war |
| Lol years early on puts? |
| 2 refueling aircraft down, not due to hostile fire though. Must have been the wind, just like with all those radar sites magically blowing up |
| This week wrecked me, might be eating ramen all weekend again |
| Iranian ambassador to UN says: “We are not going to close the strait of Hormuz, but it is our inherent right to preserve the peace and security in this water way”\n\nWhat the hell does this even mean? |
| Trade? |
| Banbet it pussy |
| https://preview.redd.it/g0fzqhpsroog1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c111219bd9011d603c89aab2a4b7b0820ddd52b0\n\nWe ready boss…! |
| It was already starting to turn this seems to be giving it the push over the edge. |
| US incinerating billions a day in a fog of confusion while sandal bros with slingshots and kayak mines rally. |
| man the guy who claimed the Ukr/Rus war was dumb and would never have happened if he was in charge, starts an even dumber war |
| Addiction |
| Those will be some nice LEAPS once the market recovers but they still might go down another 50% from here |
| He will make sure to call their president and threaten them with tariffs |
| they just bored so wanted to touch wings but went a little awkwardly wrong |
| I'm not saying they invented software as a service, but they weren't too far behind |
| sure, there is a chance. |
| Why do you think |
| Approved |
| Your mother and I have known this for a long time, son. |
| That guy is empty and possibly dumber than mango. |
| Lmao actually not surprised |
| Market is real quiet right now 👀 spooky\n\nAlso that vol is crazy, some puts went from .35 to .7 in a day 🫥 |
| He’s is years early like always. Decent odds Taiwan gets invaded or the AI circlejerk collapses in the next few years |
| Reddit not showing the nsfw subs when you look that up has to be at least 50% of that loss |
| 0 |
| Need a 5% pump tomorrow! I wanna sell my calls! I dont wanna hold em over the weekend! Omggg! |
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| Business has gotten better while sentiment has gotten worse! |
| My ADBE puts will be pay for Japan trip tomorrow. Godspeed retards |
| amazing! |
| When you hold spy calls overnight, you see all bad news everywhere 😁 |
| Bro tried sneaking young in there |
| Wait wat |
| Ive been buying them if we pump into close. Free money with all the volatility. I’ve been ~20-30% at market open and sold a few times recently. |
| wait for the dump and long margin |
| nothing I do is ever good |
| Where can you buy Nintendo puts? |
| if something bad happens with the mines I think that respect evaporates |
| The "news" pictured at the bottom may very well be an improvement. |
| Pump and close around $670 tomorrow is my estimate. \n\nWe will see what happens after the entirety of Fridays (and the weekends) news dumps. The regime has absolutely nothing left to fall back on besides the market, I expect every fucking lever in existence to be pulled to ensure it doesn’t crash. Will it be enough? Who knows. |
| The fuck is this ai slop |
| Thats KC crashing will end up being a big deal |
| To quote land man: It’s in every fucking thing. |
| What are the chances of my 671 calls going itm |
| avg HOOD user lost 4.9% in february, how much worse did u retards do |
| I have to wake up every morning and trade 0dte's all day to keep my port from going dark red and I hate it. I shoulda gone cash, gone to the Winchester, had a pint and waited for all this to blow over |
| All stocks dipping post earnings more than expected |
| Just know you short sellers are on the list of very unpatriotic people |
| Honestly US global Projection capability will be severly crippled after this. Burning trough inceptor stockpile, fixing 2 carriergroups in front of Iran, losing tons of assets in the whole region, needing to withdraw from outpost basis.. \n\nAt the end of this, USA lost its projectionability into middle east, likely. \n\nAs was assessed before by US Intelligence service and concluded its a fuckin stupid idea to start the war... |
| cork. do you even trade? or just troll? |
| So fyi\n\nThose influencers that Israel hired to make those ads and other propaganda- never got paid lmao |
| He can’t lose bessent. Guy is retarded but widely respected in the financial sector. |
| so war over? \n\n |
| Calls on sling shot companies. |
| Good luck with your mental disorder for either making this up yourself or believing whoever told you this |
| Bro your news feed is like 36 hours delayed lol |
| They do business with the US and Israel, and Iran is striking anyone in the Middle East who does business with the US and Israel. Their strategy is pretty much create chaos and make people/countries who do business with us not feel safe. Honestly, it's not a bad strategy. Eventually Dubia and the UAE may get tired of it and start pressuring us to back down. |
| China has always known rare earths are the weak point, that was taco June.\n\nIran has known the strait since the "100% obliteration of their nuke efforts" (and even before that).\n\nIt's going drill another 5%, we go into stagflation and idle til midterms. Then buy the dip & watch it roar back. |
| Cuba is back to literal caveman times |
| Fantasy is almost always better than the reality for pretty much everything unfortunately. |
| Backtest those meows |
| Likely will pump |
| Really? Haven’t seen anything on that yet |
| IRAN BROUGHT DOWN A TOMAHAWK MISSLE WITH A ROCK. YOU CANT WIN WITH THESE MF'S.\n\nLOL |
| I get stop hating the jewish ads all the time now on tiktok |
| pfft who needs oil anyway |
| What an idiotically inaccurate number. Who brainwashed you I feel bad for everyone who encounters you |
| Not if they’re buying USO. |
| >When government debt spirals out of control, governments often tolerate or drive high inflation, which erodes the debt’s real value. This is frequently accompanied by appointing or pressuring central bank leadership to keep interest rates artificially low, ensuring borrowing costs remain below inflation.\n\n✅️ TRUMP: POWELL SHOULD BE DROPPING RATES IMMEDIATELY |
| Ayotallah in Iran thanks you for your service |
| It is a troll. |
| He’d be a lame duck. Guy is a total loser. |
| God you guys are thick. Think through the problem. |
| GAAAAAAY |
| I predict stocks will go up, down, or flat tomorrow. |
| Are these in a Roth or another type of account? Do you have any winners you think you want to sell also? Selling some could offset the tax burden on some of your winners, assuming it’s not a Roth. You can sell at a loss to lower your tax burden in general as well, regardless of if you have winners.\n\nMe personally, I would add more to QS and lower your cost basis. I’m going heavy on them right now, especially with their recent downturn. They are a long term hold for me. I don’t own any of the others and can’t say I’ve done my due diligence on them. I would cut bait on some at least for the purposes I already mentioned. |
| Iran says not a single liter of oil will pass thru the straight.\n\n\n/CL to 1000 incoming |
| Calls on Yamaha, sea doo and Kawasaki |
Norway just prohibited crossing the Strait for norwegian-flagged vessels. \n\n Unacceptable attacks on civilian vessels – shifting from level 3 to prohibition |
| Is judgement upon us? SPY 666 is an omen |
| 27 year age gap? Half these kids here aren’t even that old. Congrats |
| 666.66 on eve of Friday 13th is too good |
| Such an ominous number |
| They’re attacking all US allies and bases in the Middle East |
| 2 hugeass refuelling aircrafts went down. It was not to hostile or friendly fire. Which just cements my theory: There is a xenomorph loose over there. It's fukkd. |
| why tho |
| It's hardly like they have a particularly impressive arsenal on hand they are are just using their geography to their advantage. And none of those weapons would be being used against the US if he hadn't scrapped the nuclear deal and then declared this war, so it's a ridiculous stretch to blame it on anybody other than the bloke that actually made the mornic decisions here. |
| "Crashed" |
| The elites are actually trolling us spy is at 666.66 |
| Keep dropping like nobody's business. Getting worse everyday. The hole is too big. No sight of recovery. |
| 😂 no one seems scared of that buying. We take it as an opportunity. Should be called strait to the bank. |
| pfff now you spoiled the whole mission bro. now its on reddit. Now they need to palantir' annother proper courier... |
| We don’t need AI art to explain what’s going on. Just look at your portfolios |
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| Maybe we could react to yesterdays news instead? |
| Its already priced in |
| CENTCOM Twitter |
| Oil spike will force SPY down. Regarded dip buyers will finally capitulate IMHO |
| i am bleeding out my ass on RDDT, i bought at 50 but damn I was this close to selling at 250 |
| Puts |
| I'm in, but mostly because I want to say things like "The bull case for chickenshit." |
| Dammmmmn a phev civic would have been so good, it can definitely compete with the Prius |
| Things are a little different these days Buls. Shake anoos |
| Appreciate it sir. I have a specific account for SPY 0DTE and prediction markets. |
| WHO'S HOLDING STOCKS OVER THE CRAZY WEEKEND? |
| \#blessed |
| Were did I already heard that term used for a war that has been going on for 5 years? |
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| He will say a deal has been made about no nukes and ICBM. US will pull out of middle east bases nearby Iran will claim victory to their people and promise no more terrorism funding and will be kinder to their people pinky pwomis. Strait opens and Israel continue bombing. Boots on the ground finishes the republicans and any pseudo monarchy Trump dreams of. |
| Well he would be a bit more predictable than 🥭 that's for sure |
| I got the most metal screenshot of 666.66 today. |
| It was a weird play. The crossover segment is where the momentum is for the EV market. Model Y is a top seller. The F-150 crowd needed to be courted to the tech through their wife's car. |
| U.S. Central Command is aware of the loss of a U.S. KC-135 refueling aircraft. The incident occurred in friendly airspace during Operation Epic Fury, and rescue efforts are ongoing. Two aircraft were involved in the incident. One of the aircraft went down in western Iraq, and the second landed safely.\n\nThis was not due to hostile fire or friendly fire |
| Living the dream brother |
| 🥭 really thought that a country that unalived 30k of their own people would care about the rest like of the world is idk |
| That’s not the point whatsoever. An investment narrative can be false until abruptly it becomes true. The ability to quickly adapt to an ever changing world is one of the most important skills you will ever learn. The strait of Hormuz being shutdown is negatively affecting oil and fertilizer supply around the world. CF is an American fertilizer manufacturer that sources its inputs from America. Therefore they are a strait of Hormuz workaround. With the price of fertilizer skyrocketing and the supply from that part of the world dwindling they are in a prime position to gain market share as well as increase their profit margins.\n\nIt’s literally one of the easiest trades ever. Look at CF chart from 5 years ago. It also went up during the oil supply shock that happened in 2022 after the war in Ukraine started. Go even further back to 2007-2008 when oil hit its highest price per barrel ever and CF shot up 900% during that time. |
| They got bombed and now they're part of the war. |
| So bols r fucking fucked right |
| Me too |
| gay ass market |
| hahahahahahaha |
| I don’t even wanna know what this was |
| Welp i have qqq calls |
| If I bought ADBE at $350 im definitely buying at $250 ✅ |
| #The older the berry the sweeter the juice 🥤 |
| I know a lot of you bols got murdered today buying calls at the low only to see a new low lmao |
| 🤡🤡🤡 |
| The narrative is being set! |
| More like the bisexual of puffy |
| Nothing against Bumble, but this looks like an easy short, lmao |
| Fake news |
| Honestly, 🥭’s govt kinda made war cringe\n\nWhatever about the legality of it, at least the Iraq war was cool. Remember those playing cards with key targets faces on them, baller shit 😎\n\nNow we just get cringe tiktoks of Kegsbreath struggling on a rowing machine spliced with clips from Top Gun Maverick 🤨\n |
| Ominous |
| It’s literally up to Tesla to save the market |
| That’s what I said to the salesman, verbatim. He went through this whole pitch how it has haptic feedback so “it puts you in touch with your luxury Genesis”. My response after I drove it was just, “Why?” And I pointed at the “magical sphere” and the salesman really didn’t have a good answer besides “it’s really cool, huh!” I liked the car otherwise but was on the fence and went with a Volvo instead. \n\nDon’t regret it at all. I’m learning to maintain it, do some work on it like brakes, replaced the spark plugs and coils. Kind of beginner stuff but no one taught me growing up and my next projects are a bit more intimidating. I’ll never die in a Volvo unless I have a heart attack or that bitch Kyla (formerly Kyle) cuts my brakes again. Oh yeah and it has minimal screens with tactile buttons and knobs which I love. |
| Spent all week making Israel shitposts\n\nHope I don’t wake up tied up in my bedroom to see CIA agents planting a Quran and Manifesto on my nightstand 👀 |