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| I’m not worried at all. Chillin |
| “Once again, the Gods see fit to jam cock in ass!” |
| In the snowflake subreddit they are saying that everything is going to plan and we just need to bomb them more |
| There is 2 type of investors -those who read and follow random people vision/advices. -those who are capable of making their own opinion/research. |
| So.. gold digger? |
| Someone told you to buy SNAP? That’s on you friend |
| Is that a declaration or begging |
| Uhh markets dont care besides the current dose of news which is just that. Since TACO will TACO you will 100% get burnt from thoser $50 puts you bought from your mamas OF money. Tough talk from someone who bought his first options contract this week. |
| You did a stellar move buying at high, now what’s left is selling at low to complete WSB cycle |
| Its joever |
| Elephant team 100% dropping the ball for midterms just fyi |
| in english also, and italian (which I am) too lol |
| you're tarded if you're in the market right now |
| Full ported SMCX. Easy 100% gains by mid May. |
| I feel like they clamped down on ai limits |
| He's negotiating with himself. |
| she's a mod on here |
| r/lostredditor |
| u/31andnotdone just wants to be loved. Someone love her please. I can’t I’m busy with latinas |
| The market is down on the year but lots of big names are way way down. Not an options play but people are always wishing they bought a lot of the big names when they ripped 100% and now they’re down 30%. Anyone buying some mag7 for a long term investment? I want to buy because I’m confident in the future beyond AI but idk man |
| It's a fantasy for them |
| You think hes ever shit himself with people sitting right beside him |
| I want to see lines at the gas pump - 🌮 |
| The vix is outdated\n\nThe market doesnt run between fear and greed\n\nIt runs between copium and reality \n\nAnd we are at extreme copium \n\n |
| I think Hegseth and 🥭 watched Top Gun and based their war strategy on that shit |
| brb |
| For all of the dumbass posturing, the moron dream team won’t dare mess with China’s energy supply. |
| I'm honestly not sure who "we" is in this scenario since I don't know anyone who thinks the market movements around Trump news is logical. If you find "we" give them a good spanking for me. |
| Did you hear about that Florida girl that got arrested for recording herself pee on things at an air bnb then posting the vids her OF? The air bnb owner said he smelled a strong urine odor. She has a reddit. 🤣 |
| Ffs what fucking idiots |
| AI is overall a bad technology that is overconsuming energy and water at an insane rate, the AI bubble was going to burst this year but it's gonna happen much sooner now. Accept reality, we got at least another 10% to go but I'm thinking 20 with AI and private credit woes. |
| Looks like we’re dumping tomorrow on this fake news |
| I’m happily watching the Phillies home opener on my Vseebox Elite Ultra right now. |
| I think the cult doesn t understand him and itself |
| What peptides you on bro? |
| israel announces that Tucker Carlson is now 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb |
| Can we just give Iran California or smthing and call it a day |
| https://preview.redd.it/h3v8dxqaugrg1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fe62d47b8fade203c60c05b76dda9afd1d473f0\n\nI trust Noto too, actually put his money where his mouth is when he says he's going to do something |
| REMINDER: 🥭s new book, “The Art of the Deal 2: The Art of War” releases April 1st. |
| And a tiny submarine. |
| So what you’re saying is, calls? |
| And pp |
| Buy physical media, take back control of the art you consume. |
| Why does he need 5000 marines there? When will he attack Iran? |
| They are making like 1000% more money than a year ago. |
| And? Last time you morons were this confident we went back to ATH's last year |
| Bro you couldn’t find a longer link? This one too short |
| Doesn’t matter, subscriptions will still go up and it’s stock. Despite the reddit bubble people will continue using it. |
| After they close. Always something Friday night/Saturday Morning |
| Still looking bearish for gold tomorrow. 🎉\n\nThis might also be a good hint for where SPY is going since they’ve been moving sort of together lately.\n\n |
| Bro's pitch is completely messed |
| Put some respect on Iran. They are a country of highly educated people who also have been preparing for this moment for 50 years. |
| >HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON: IRAN SITUATION CAN BE RESOLVED WITHOUT GROUND FORCES\n\nThe war will continue until the debt is devalued |
| Art of the Squeal |
| Deserves to lose 100% of his entire net worth for shit like this. Just Get a financial advisor atp, ffs |
| Zuckerberg’s wealth up 5% |
| SMCI is going to the fucking moon. Will hit 40 by June. |
| Every second the contract its not in the money, you are lighting money on fire |
| Whatchu talkin bout bot |
| The mango who cried peace |
| Why would retirement funds be required to purchase? |
| I think the most insane thing is that Iran has seized international waters and is openly saying that they will blow up all civilian oil workers from NATO and UN countries and the whole world is just like ‘welp, guess we’ll kowtow to their demands…” |
| DUE TO BUDGETING CONSTRAINTS I AM REDUCING THE FREQUENCY OF MY SHITPOSTING OUR AI CANT HANDLE IT |
| IPTV lol. |
| Nobody on the street thinks that way. They understand the levels of enemies. Their government, Israel then the US. |
| Well we don’t care |
| I don’t disagree with you. That is why this whole thing is a huge mistake. |
| lol |
| i bought the dip but it keeps dipping 😡 |
| Then they should make id creation free |
| No price went directly up so there's zero support on the charts. There's good fundamentals yes, but price went up to quick + timing (macro). |
| TurboQuant killing all memory companies |
| Yeah bro let’s do it after finals for sure! |
| Trump to release new book called the art of the rial |
| Slow down there Goldilocks |
| Got my retirement into RH now. Can’t wait to blow up my retirement and work until 90 |
| There will always be more options. When one app dies another rises from the ashes. |
| Elizabeth Taylor, do you think it’s forever? |
| Sure but they’re also taking very expensive damage that won’t be easy to repair. Like in purely financial terms this clearly isn’t good for them. \nBut they’re obviously willing to sacrifice for their sovereignty |
| I just made the same point.. \n\nI know people don't like Trump but come on guys.. \n\nI don't see this whole thing as a positive win for iran.. |
| Mods!!! This one needs the Hotline! |
| This is where you are making the mistake. Iranian government has been saying Iran as a whole is fighting for their survival for 40+ years. Imagine your country being surrounded by military bases of the world imperialist superpower. To them, they are fighting for their survival. |
| 285k$ into some shitty stock? It’s painful to see you have this amount of money to burn. Legit send me 10k$ I’ll send you back 15k$ in 3-4 months. |
| Ya sounds good if you’re ignoring 40% of the worlds gas/oil infrastructure wasn’t destroyed and the strait is still closed and/or being tariffed for passage. But sure go on |
| #WE DID IT, MU is the cheapest SP500 stock! https://www.marketwatch.com/story/microns-stock-falls-into-a-bear-market-and-its-now-the-cheapest-in-the-s-p-500-f90d9114?gaa_at=eafs&gaa_n=AWEtsqcBdxbtJldpadKUMaapDOt8jxL2Au9K5kuhtP88jowodH-TzbUOAEwMxKEzBYE%3D&gaa_ts=69c5b4aa&gaa_sig=Ffkh-_isbouHb504-sEWGquyyI_JIeiaGuhdcCkBVi9rEc4otqAkf5wr-ZKj-L8QqbTE0TkkDS9IfyqXLFdbHw%3D%3D |
| Regards head companies too 😂 |
| Craving for a ceasefire |
| This guy got the last shipment of hopium |
| We would briefly drop to around 5700ish on SPX if we replayed the exact liberation day low scenario. |
| Your wife’s boyfriend is going to be so disappointed… |
| Remember when Russia thought they would take Kiev over the weekend? |
| If it does a reverse split, this turd not only floats but actually rises out of the water to touch ass |
| Breaking: To Honor President National Park Service Will Rename Old Faithful "Old TACO" |
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| Ding ding ding they’re actually bringing in more now since we’ve lifted sanctions on a country we’re at war with in some 5D chess ass regardery |
| It's pretty funny to watch Iran take American by the balls and squeeze. |
| If he took his inheritance and invested it an index fund he would be richer than he is today |
| Short term pain for long term pain.\n\nArt of the Deal™ |
| Ah ok |
| With mountains 😎 |
| > CHAPPELL ROAN\n\nshe kind of cute when she's not in drag |
| who reprogrammed the stock market? |
| You mean the suicide one or the Burger King one? |
| More like hand JOBY gain porn |
| mongo means retard in german, nice one there 😄 |
| The Sri Lankan acumbag. |
| God we are all regarded |
| Second new yacht with a helicopter. |
| How stupid are SNDK 700c at today’s close exp tomorrow? Asking for a friend. |
| \-tucker carlson |
| Did you even say thank you for the silent transfer of generational wealth? |
| Not until market sees boots on ground and dumps another 1% |
| They are selling more oil for twice the price. US lifted sanctions to keep global oil prices down. Something Iran has been trying to get us to do for decades. |
| Who in the hell is gonna pay $27 a month for Netflix |
| Who's worse - scamath palipoopy or scam "twink" Altman? |
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| In the US, a lot of electricity is produced using natural gas fired turbines. The US is a big nat gas exporter, so not a problem. Almost no electricty in the US in produced by burning liquid hydrocarbons. |
| Cancelled Disney and Hulu a couple months ago and realized we didn’t miss it. \n\nBeen a Netflix customer since the days of red envelopes. 🧧 but this is too much and I’m on a cancel binge. |
| ? their leaders and military got crushed... I don't think they are "winning" |
| Bro, ever heard of nam ? |
| If your port is down 30% you’re gambling. |
| American leadership's bank accounts. Us plebs don't have shit. |
| Plot twist: \n\nBottom was in. Ceasefire actually achieved in 10 days. He doesnt want a longer war because that means rate hikes. Bragging rights that the shortest war ever has been won. \nPeople buy puts over, and over again because “there’s no way we can keep going up”. He created the great depression !! \n\nThe vibe here in April 2025 and June 2025 was drastically different when everyone loved the rally. It doesn’t have to make sense. |
| You need a Disclaimer at the beginning: watch til the end |
| This is why your a regard and OP has left the club... |
| Tomorrow I intend to watch wsb until I see someone say “bERs lMFaO!”, then buy puts |
| A wavier for oil already at sea for a limited period. Yes the sanctions off Iran are extremely bearish which reflects the current price |
| Kinda embarrassing to try to manipulate that market but it doesn’t work because no one believes you |
| Bers killed my father, and raped my mother! |
| But the volume has stayed basically the same, the US doesn’t dare to blow up a tanker. |
| Dude, we are NEVER getting those checks. |
| When you say 'iran says' who are you talking about exactly. That country is basically a bunch of roaming gunmen going around and keeping people in line. |
| A diaper? |
| You think things suck now, just wait, it's gonna get much worse |
| You belong here if you think that was the point |
| Yes. It might have worked eventually. Unfortunately we marched in and gave the regime an absolutely perfect scapegoat. \n\n“I know I was rough on you baby but we told you these Americans were dangerous and now look what’s happening.” |
| Trying to get ready for his SpunkX to fall flat on its face |
| Goin str8 to 0dte |
| Shorting USD, long Brent, balls deep in ultrashort Eurobonds. Let the 🥭-Epgermanwordforstone market crash commence. |
| The press secretary did say they expect the war to end mid may. |
| feeling great on some of the puts I am holding after all the love afair with calls here |
| I just will never understand the cult. I think even he doesn't understand the cult |
| Down 30% in a week, just like last time i got fucked. Maybe i should leen something before the third time |
| The sand people got hands |
| My peace talks with your mom are going well and she plans to let my ship pass through her strait any day now, regardless of what the fake news media is reporting. |
| How many times has this embarrassing fuck made up threats for himself to 🌮 out of shortly after?\n\n\nThis is going from bad, to silly, back to really bad because a child, a literal mental child, is in charge. |
| nice |
| Sometimes its nice to go back to normal TV rather than shows and movies made for people with no attention span |
| Claude make this guy super gay and horny ⬆️ make no mistakes |
| Please remove at least half and play with the rest. This market is ruining people (myself included) |
| little by little people are getting tired of this shit lol |
| what do you mean? Cleveland is actually pretty nice. |
| Im leaning towards being an etf investor in times like these |
| Half cash in Nov and the rest yesterday \n\nDidn’t change the contributions, just the sitting money. |
| How about floor is lava. |
| They have 90 million of those sand YBNs running around over there pumping oil and making drones and whatnot |
| We need enough hope that the Republicans might win the midterms that he sends us all $5000 stimulus checks |
| Step 1: Tariff everybody, Step 2: Start shit, Step 3: Cry for help because shit stinks - thank you for your attention to this matter |
| 😭😭 your comment got me fucked up 🤣 im finna go long on SoFi now \n\n\nhttps://youtu.be/enV9Rudcz3o?si=0-jXjEoVXeB0zuvT\n\nBam still got to two finals tho. “Imma say Bam” |
| THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER |
| https://preview.redd.it/945sk5obtgrg1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a879a3d551f30773993212a7d275aba25055c2d |
| In my defense, I was young and I wasn't cult-likin him at all |
| Just shares, no balls to play oil options |
| Buying puts tomorrow to hold over the weekend. |
| At least until open source gets good enough. You can run with the Chinese models but they’re still mid. I give it another year |
| HBO max it is |
| Do you mean retail bag holders? |
| Options are for maybe 2% of my nut. The other 98% is VOO or cash. |
| SMCI bout to buss all over bers tomorrow |
| Wait till you find out what happened in Vietnam….. and Korea |
| No one else could've got it to $10 a gallon tho. That's impressive on some level. |
| Not all oil prices are the same. China will be prepared to offer significantly more for the oil than the US, because they are much more affected. |
| You belong here if you think oil burners are supplying power for data centers |
| Global markets ripping. VT pumped over 1% AH |
| Its not whataboutism to point out your hypocrisy and moral confusion lmao- if you could read you would also notice that I also provided you with explicit reasons that disprove the genocide claim\n\nIt seems like they are trying to wipe them out but its only 70k out of 2.4 million? That is 3.18%. If you consider all of the Palestinians (5.7m) it is 1.228%. That seems like trying to wipe them out? And mind you that these are nearly all civilian casualties striking valid military targets. The Palestinian population of the region has literally grown over the past 3/5/10/20 years. This has to be the least successful genocide in history |
| Bro was tryna recreate the china tariff pause tweet & spy only jumped 2 dollars😂😂 |
| This is all just a bunch of bullshit grifting so rich people in the know can get richer. \n\nSame as it ever was. |
| I don't even know in what to invest. Feels like I'm playing with stock loot boxes lmao |
| Wait for green, buy more puts |
| At this point, just do calls if market is down sharply, as we know fat man is going to enrich himself and make his cronies happy. |
| Why the fuck are you here then? Loser. |
| This recent tweet is ass. By now, its looking obvious a ground operation is inevitable, market is spooked finally and shits gonna continue dumping, imo. So of course, I inversed myself and went heavy on calls for tomorrow. Thank you for your attention to this matter. |
| We should send her security guard to sort out the Iranian situation. |
| You keep jockin on her dick just let it go |
| both knob and selector. but yeah that's what I'm sayin. seems like overkill to have the knob + switch. like who's out there setting these things mid song or w.e |
| Sell off before options open up fucking everyone in the ass before it takes off again. |
| It's not really catching up this time |
| Bro what? |
| It's not really working, the markets aren't reacting positively \n\nWhich is arguably more worrying |
| Aftwr this much red today it cannot be red again tomorrow! |
| Fuck yeah we were, bears were pumping that ass. |
| It was a blip |
| pfft, you think they'll shut down the data centers first? They'd have half of us sitting the dark before that happens. |
| Josh Brown says DELL is a buy now at ATH. |
| It’s the decentralized command structure that has let them endure this war. It’s no longer reliant on one person or even conventional weapons. So despite all of the destruction, the regime hasn’t collapsed. You look at how hard they’ve been sanctioned and cut off from the world economy. The pain that they can cause the rest of the world is asymmetrical for them vs all of us because they’re already in that bad position. |
| Might have to post that phone number after we circuit breaker down tomorrow |
| Lmao this is why this subreddit is truly full of people who lose money. If you think this is “exit liquidity” then you are just outright stupid. |
| Me right now |
| More about natural gas than anything. |
| We are all going to die. Is that bearish enough for you? |
| His obsession with the stock market is concerning ... price was never real |
| After it does a reverse split |
| I feel bad. But not as bad as I would holding 40,000 shares of SNAP. |
| I mean, the Heritage Foundation ain't shy about wanting a weak dollar for... Some reason? Lol |
| They're in fact making bank on their oil because they're the only ones sailing and Trump even unsanctioned some (which did f-all for prices). |
| Only TODAY have I really realized that the world belongs to CHAPPELL ROAN… |
| The lowest ad tier is now exactly the same price as the original subscription price 🙄 |
| cope bitch |
| I wish I had a 1bn dollar problem. |
| Have a great night man\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/6kaahqh1tgrg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24b4fcf854a71f17a84f38182b3158a67d39e3b7\n\n |
| Yes |
| Strongest military on the planet and we can’t take control of a tiny ass straight in a country filled with sand. 🤡🤡🤡 |
| Get out now while you can. This comes from someone who did the exact same thing before losing over 50k in one second with a rapid change in spy by 0.5%. Don’t be reckless like I was 🤦♂️ |
| Once azure is pumping |
| last call at the money bar |
| lol no. people gonna starve, data centers will be fine |
| It is easy to understand why the Vietcong and Taliban kept fighting. They were fighting for their survival while the US is not. I was just pointing out it is not a priority to worry about economic issues when you are more worried about surviving. |
| I like it and I like the thrill of creating but I hope some brand will fuckin pay me also |
| He thinks he's technically not losing. |
| My salt cell is exhausted 🏊♂️\n\nYou and me both buddy, you and me both |
| I think the compelling case was their own government slaughtering 30,000 of them for protesting |
| Lmao |
| narcissist |
| "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!" |
| just here to remind everyone that BF2 was better and it's a shame there's no more community servers. |
| Got a huge payout from paramount and still raised prices. |
| So Microsoft 450 when |
| It was all a long con to get young men ready for the draft |
| Hulu is way better. |
| Calls end of day tomorrow seems like a no brainer. Would go parabolic if they do some\nbetter lying. \n |
| Either he reverses this decision and they post way less of the shares, or the stock craters immediately or right after the pump on IPO. |
| Mark it: Iran says tonight that there are no meaningful talks happening and reiterate the strait is closed. Market does its last TACO pumped before free fall. TACO tweets get more frantic and turn counterproductive for the market as they becoming even more desperate and transparent. |
| Eight tiny paragraphs... Not even one single page of a book.\n\nIts a 60 second read even if you are dyslexic and highly regarded. Get your shit together.\n |
| Yeah Noto is incredible |
| People ain’t ready for the oil rationing coming. Data centers will go offline to conserve energy. |
| The crash is happening right now |
| Yo these pumps are getting smaller and smaller. \n\nCrying wolf too many times is losing its magic |
| You have a fickle wife tbh. |
| Rightfully so |
| I mean, I get why people liked him. He was entertaining! But that isn't what a president should be. And the cult-like love for him has always weirded me out |
| Did y’all see that Clifford dick Grand Canyon candle on /CL at close? 🤡 |
| Throwing in Noto there is like throwing in Bam Adebayo |
| spy down over 5% in last month btw |
| well the one good thing about inflation is that the 5 cent deposit on cans/bottles is really useless now |
| Fun fact: They called it '300' because that's how gay it is on a scale of 1 to 10. |
| Vaya con Dios, amigo |
| Switch to xhamster! |
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| 🤡 "Now I have a billion dollar problem" 🤡\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/p6c2uyictgrg1.jpeg?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27b92a39ae78265e81d3ee464e10d05e0de1e916 |
| Buying puts ? |
| Sold my ars today for a 1k profit. I dont think my anoos can handle recovering 60k |
| Who else knows the feeling of having absolutely no money to buy the dip just because you invested in something new a few days ago that already dipped just for itto dip more today? Yes it’s me |
| $12.99 in 2019\n\n$19.99 in 2026\n\nThey act like they bought fucking Warner Brothers |
| learn from mistakes, don‘t grieve |
| It's amazing to me how many people think "he's a great businessman." He's a fucking moron, probably couldn't successfully run a lemonade stand and is in SO FAR over his head. As a result, puts on humanity. This fucker is going to bankrupt the entire planet. |
| Theres better alternatives to porn hub |
| Fuck the bears were pumping \n\nThank you for your attention to this matter! |
| I'm tired boss.... |
| Melon Tusk strong personality?? Lol, who invites these people for interviews. |
| Screenshot after u sell |
| He was right so many times so I hope he is right with this one |
| Biggest peace of dog shit this man is |
| >NEW: Trump's signature will appear on all future U.S. dollar bills, a first for a sitting president, Treasury says\n\nAre you trying to create a loss of confidence |
| Nov midterms can’t come fast enough. |
| No energy to power them |
| We're gonna have to tap the strategic copium reserve. |
| \*ANTHROPIC DISCUSSES GOING PUBLIC AS SOON AS 4Q: INFORMATION\n\nevery company trying to go public before the crash lmao[](https://x.com/zerohedge/status/2037291981940900028) |
| I only invest in index funds long term, I just browse this sub to laugh at all you regards panicking every time the stock market moves a few percent. |
| Why don't they just say "Loss" instead of gain so it can be green instead |
| Oh that pump lmao. It’ll be gone by 8. |
| iran won lol |
| Correct, as per an article in the Financial post: \n \nIran has likely earned hundreds of millions of dollars of extra income from oil sales since the start of the war, benefiting from a surge in the price of its crude after it became the only major exporter able to use the Strait of Hormuz. |
| I mean… their playing it as best as a nation that has had a lot of its government infrastructure bombed to death over the last few days can. I wouldn’t call it “beautifully” \n\nThis is a really nasty situation for everyone involved. Iran is playing to its strengths because they are literally being attacked and the country will cease to exist as it does if they don’t do literally everything in their power to win a war that they were not even wanting to fight. \n\nSomething something, a caught animal will bite off its own limb to survive. \n\nI think everyone is going to walk away from this a loser. Just an idiotic waste of time, money, resources, and most importantly actual human lives. |
| sure |
| Why did I screenshot and not sell? Why screenshot?? |
| I just paid 9.59 for a gallon of gas, thanx🥭 |
| Nailed it! |
| Sending my 15 point peace plan to Donald rn:\n\nStep 1) stop fucking me in the ass please. |
| 40% gulf infra destroyed is correct, I don‘t see how this is positive for the US. Europoors are even more fckd, that‘s true |
| Maybe it’s for the best… her best |
| doubt it gets as low. |
| Glad I canceled last year. Not worth it anymore. |
| I bet it's Megan's fault! |
| Kharg Island was basically the main map in Battlefield 3. It's the only one I remember. I think it was the map featured in the demo too.\n\nFrom 13 years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/battlefield3/comments/v31jv/bf3_kharg_island_vs_real_kharg_island/\n\nRelated news:\n\nhttps://www.middleeasteye.net/discover/call-duty-co-founder-says-publisher-activision-wanted-game-about-iran-attacking-israel\n\nhttps://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/jared-kushner-saudi-arabia-ea-games |
| Uh that is from his crazy threat of 48 hrs. They’re still bombing. You’re literally stupid if you think this matters? Until his fat ass opens that strait we staying red. Sorry for the money you’re gona lose though. |
| Fatality, TACO wins!! |
| Posted a bear thesis and the # of people who agreed with me was somewhat concerning, yeah. \n\nBut the # of people who either saw me mention AI valuations being frothy then immediately stopped reading and started defending their positions, and the # of “believe it or not, calls”, or “priced in” comments really cancelled out that concern. |
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| Something about his voice sounds like there is sucked dicks embedded within it and it's very annoying. |
| Hahaha don’t let Chamath make another SPAC |
| what was the timing between these two? |
| Just got off the phone with Baron guys. Sorry to say, it's calls tomorrow 👁️👄👁️ |
| Every year this happens and my fellow Redditors react as if this time Netflix will surely lose half their business |
| cash gang is nice til you realise you have to time a proper short term entry before the ceasefire |
| Pathetic liberal drivel |
| Bull anoos sore. Need relief. |
| I dont see arabic writing |
| Just gonna load up on oil whenever it dips now |
| it will be too late. |
| Quit 2 months ago.\nI don’t miss it one bit. |
| I re-read Winston Churchill quotes every so often and what comes on my mind now is -\n\n"Americans will always do the right thing, after they have tried everything else" |
| Because the stupidity of the Drump cult is unfathomable |
| You're referring to the 10 year yields, right? Because 20 year & 30 year yields are nearly 5%. |
| This |
| Probably should add #4 - he's manipulating the market |
| I’m all in on Noto, let him do him his thing. |
| If you’d bought calls they’d have expired worthless. $0. You still have $40,000 because you weren’t dumb enough to yolo options |
| .2? Hahahahhahahaa. You’re fucking toast bro. |
| WHY AM I SO GREEDY? |
| I love this sub, better than any comedian. Always so sure about things they hav3 no grasp about. |
| Don't tell me what to do with my money, show me what you're doing with yours. |
| the fact I kind of liked mongo before his first term makes me sick |
| CNBC Brent oil still showing $106 though.. |
| Just gonna buy oil whenever it dips |
| GIGACHAD IRAN LIFEMOGGING LOW TIER NORMIE MANGO\n\nMuh Muh the want to make a deal so bad\n\nKEEP COPING INCEL |
| They're Israel's negotiators |
| Why? |
| Same thing israel does to Palestine |
| Nope social media is pennies on the dollar especially insta. Its now you do it because you like it or dont bother. |
| And replace it with the foreign-made knockoff dubbed in English |
| What about liberation day |
| Those strikes are never going to happen. Everyone knows Iran will flatten Qatar's LNG plant and Dubai's desal plant in response, and that would end Qatar and the UAE as states.\n\n\nBecause Iran said explicitly they will do this and they already bombed part of the LNG plant. It's not a bluff. \n\n\nDon't shove people who are happy to pull knives. |
| Same energy on his latest tacos as my crazy aunt posting “facebook does not have permission to use my photos!!!! This is a legal statement!!!” |
| One final dump before they flush |
| Smiling in Putin |
| Agreeing to do this is why Russia will divert their oil tanker away from Cuba |
| And they’re still managing to make Trump look like a little bitch. |
| You’re thinking of this from an American perspective. We never understood why the Vietnamese went on fighting when they got their asses handed to them in more or less every battle. The fuckin afghans were hiding in caves as we dropped bombs that sucked all the air out of those caves…and their lungs. \n\nThe Iranian people might have been convinced to overthrow the regime if we gave them a compelling case. We’ve given them the opposite. |
| If oil has doubled in price but they are selling less than half the volume then they are making less money. |
| Lol |
| Is China also not paying Iran to allow access of their tankers. I think I read that Iran is getting 2M per tanker from China |
| Openclaw needs a backend. It ties in another model like claude or GPT and isnt a stand alone solution. |
| ATMY |
| Sparrows on curtain rods |
| Can’t believe anyone’s going long on anything right now, shit blows my mind |
| One last dump before the flush |
| They want to cash out before the crash |
| Agreed. He will pull some shit tomorrow before they close. Still crazy they react to all his bs after all these years. |
| Well he can't stop because no military goal has been reached. If he does, he looks weak. Israel wants him to continue the war, and it looks like Saudi Arabia and the other Gulf states want him to continue the war, too, though for different reasons.\n\nIran has a chokehold on the Strait of Hormuz, America looks weak as fuck because wtf are they trying to do so I think mengo is going to hammerfist his way in with a ground invasion. |
| Is it the new post war industrial boom for US with everywhere else crippled? France says 40% gulf energy infrastructure destroyed? |
| Iran is like, holy shit we could have been doing this the whole time? |
| No; direct bitcoin exposure been holding and adding since 2018 |
| Yes it would. |
| WHEN YOU FINALLY TIME A PUMP TWEET RIGHT!!!! but it’s in a time where the pump don’t hold ): |
| So is there more to the post-tweet pump, or was that it?? |
| Literally all in English besides 1 comment, stop |
| Same actually. And I never finished it. |
| Makes sense |
| Why is Witkoff still taking "15 point peace plan" when I ran told him and Jared to literally to fuck off the last time\n |
| to the gills with CL long contracts. this mango tweet was not great for me |
| I'm thinking about signing up for the Options Trading Class hosted by futures/options master trader Barron Orangestein. Apparently, there is none better, so it must be worth every penny. |
| dude, the reason for these swings for the last 14 months was a mango tweet. What fo dou think it was this time? |
| The cat bounces less and less with each pump. Lmao\n\nTime to finally send it to oblivion |
| War cancelled, Iran paying restitution to US, oil pipeline being built directly to the US. Take your pick. |
| The news is the emperor has no clothes |
| Price increase = more money |
| You should just put this in a HYSA and work on not being such a baby. |
| GulliBOL. Deep red at open. |
| Weak green after market. We are super doomed tomorrow |
| It’s the same thing that happened last year, he’s fighting the treasury yields as they’re approaching 4.5-4.6% |
| One last dump before the flush. |
| Read that as cock 19 |
| Are you joking? Mango sent out a new 'truth' about extending the hell unleashinh from 48 hours, I mean 5 day, to 10 days. Such a joke this man is |
| https://preview.redd.it/4hd394l2sgrg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5b7278259a4e005f04ee2fddf039dab0b3def7a |
| Slight disruption, won’t be long |
| I only need 251 of these $.32 AH pumps on Rddt to break even. Leeeettttsss goooooooo! |
| 🥭: But why is the war still happening? I truthed that it was over |
| idk bro, this is a pretty weak response to a Taco Taco |
| >Anthropic discusses going public as early as the fourth quarter - The Information |
| As if one real person gives a shit either way moron |
| The bitrate is just how many bits of data per second are being streamed, but in the context of a video it's really talking about the video compression - and Netflix is using either AV1 or X265 compression which are both very good, but since they are lossy compression algorithms, you can control how much loss in video and audio data is acceptable to you when you compress it, which affects bit rate and therefore file size. \n\nStreaming services have an incentive to minimize both bitrate and file size since it correlates to profit margins - lower bandwidth demand and less server space can mean more profit. The quality on Netflix is pretty good, but it is not equivalent to the Blu-Ray. I doubt the quality of your IPTV is anywhere close to even Netflix.\n\nATMOS and DTS-HD are just the new many-channel 3D surround sound standards, you probably dont even use them, dolby or dts is fine. Audio is also compressed with loss, and also has a bitrate. |
| This ain’t shit lol |
| Saunas are relaxing |
| I rode in moms car |
| The oil situation and energy crisis only gets further delayed. Still betting on oil and energy prices increasing. |
| Oil, bad. Tweets, bad. Taco, bad. Mango, bad. Iran, mad. Calls |
| Forget about the war, look , I fucked kids. |
| Monday Tuesday - pump\n\nWednesday - chop\n\nThursday Friday - dump |
| concepts of a fake plan |
| Again? \n\nWorst part is.. Stock price will go up so they’ll keep doing it |
| Doing laps by getting all of their senior leadership killed, all their navy and airforce, hundreds of bases flattened and being forced to hide in caves while internal dissent keeps growing. Sure thing buddy. |
| How tf brent went from 109 to 100 |
| Come on. You’re acting like it won’t at least pump for a few candles. Just be quick. |
| I tolerate slop tbh |
| Dibs on this dudes wife |
| Shut up and go watch your pixel porn degenerate |
| I feel you. But unless you need that money tomorrow , next years, all you have to do is stay invested, DCA, VOO and chill? Shit will go down with or without him. Pandemic , AI bubbles, inflation. This stupid fuck is just much more vocal about his agenda. \n\nBut if you’re trading options, theoretically his volatility is a traders dream. |
| that's not an issue for someone in this sub who doesnt have us paper currency |
| lol p0wned |
| hes kinda wearing out that play |
| they dont make tacos like they used to |
| One drone thru a window into your face sounds a bit troublesome |
| Good job…… But not that company! |
| Iranian oil is priced in yuan. |
| so he just set a time for invasion day? |
| Institutions buy at close prices, that's why you get the pump, so on a big negative day you always get a blip up, it's going to be red for months |
| lol he was right betch |
| If this were to be a replay of 2022 index-wise then we would bottom around SPX 5100 this October. |
| Old news, minuscule pump |
| Why? Why does he focus on this stuff? |
| Kind of. Have you been to Toledo or Cleveland lately? If somebody showed up in a time machine from the 40s they would think the plague came back. |
| Options traders when us casual stock buyers get the nice dip we’ve been praying for: 😡 |
| Yeah, why search 10 apps when you can fuck around with 30 torrents that have varying quality, most shitty as hell, some no sound or mislabeled to a different language or whatever. Piracy so much fucking leg work that I'll pay the $20 to whoever just to watch in peace |
| 🥭 is what happens when a retard gets dementia |
| Burn them, cause deflation |
| I really enjoyed Cobra Kai, but that was the last show of theirs that I enjoyed watching and looked forward to. |
| Iran isn't listening to any of his stupid jibberjabber. |
| More than all coins ever multiplied by 100 |
| Tehran is sending a wave of missiles to Israel as a thank you for the 10 day pause. Very cool. |
| BREAKING: US weighs diverting Ukraine weapons as Iran war strains supplies: Report\n\nThe United States is considering redirecting weapons meant for Ukraine to the Middle East as its joint war with Israel on Iran stretches military supplies, according to a report by The Washington Post.\n\nThe report said air defence interceptor missiles funded through a NATO initiative could be reassigned, raising concerns about Kyiv’s access to critical systems.\n\nSource: Al Jazeera |
| We do but not a man that looks like one |
| Unfortunately, no. But the helium does rise through your intestines and cause you to burp. Still tastes like a fart tho |
| I got out at a loss today and looked at 2 to realize that was the worse timing ever. Lol |
| 🫴💩 |
| > TRUMP: I AM PAUSING PERIOD OF ENERGY PLANT DESTRUCTION BY 10 DAYS TO MONDAY, APRIL 6, 2026, AT 8 P.M., EASTERN TIME\n\nSure they will bud |
| You get all the streaming services for $6 a month with MullVAD and you can pay by the month. |
| The dump will resume shortly. |
| I'm guessing not. But if you are talking about just that Island I may be changing my mind |
| Yeah, +0,5% after a 30% drop nice |
| Bruhs it's like I have to learn how to speak arabic to figure out what the fuck people are going on about in this thread now |
| 🥭 said the ayatollah is 🌈 on air. Apparently a lot of people have been saying it. Stock market is making sense now 🤡 |
| > TRUMP: I AM PAUSING PERIOD OF ENERGY PLANT DESTRUCTION BY 10 DAYS TO MONDAY, APRIL 6, 2026, AT 8 P.M., EASTERN TIME\n\nShould've bought more calls 😔 |
| now that I reached 30k followers in 3 months on my photography IG, how the fuck do I monetize? subscribers only? I got 100 and I only get half of the 400 bucks I actually make because taxes, this shit ain't worth it |
| Next tweet: Guh! |
| Password sharing is my way of beating the price hike. Every time they jack up the price, I add more folks to my password-sharing group buy. |
| Bet that fish would have left his ass in the water if he knew how much I was paying in taxes rn |
| 👍 |
| Time 2 buy |
| Hahahahaaaaaaaaa |
| That’s where it went |
| When I was a teen, we were learning about metaphors in books, and I thought it was a clever way to say "wacks off". I thought the movie was a metaphor about learning how to sex. |
| Price per share at ipo |
| Okay so mengo definitely needed more time to move in more troops so he put out this statement to manipulate the market even more so that the talks break down tomorrow after close and then he can bomb Iran some more while troops move in and by April 6th he'll invade |
| But elites and black markets use foreign currencies |
| Oil?? What’s that??? |
| Highly doubt the US actually takes the island in any material way |
| He said peace talks imminent |
| Then she never loved you anyway. Unless it was all her money and you took it without her asking. Like from an inheritance or a fund for you kids college. |
| I remember the days when a TACO ripped markets 2% up |
| Is there any reason spy is up 0.35% after hours after dumping all day |
| GD the only green thing in my whole port. Too bad I only got 30 shares |
| it‘s staying as closed as your hole in a sauna between jeffrey and donald. \n\nSo if it‘s gonna open, it will be by force. |
| She sings? |
| this is a joke right? |
| Yeah if you believe -1.77% in equity index futures means that, sure |
| I can. First, MU is in a very cyclical business, and there’s a lot of speculation that memory prices will drop soon, like in a year or two. SK Hynix and China are building out a lot of capacity. I believe this concern is overblown. I think the macro trend looks strong for now, through 2029. But it makes it very hard to count on the good times lasting long, so no amount of earnings is much comfort if it can all disappear next year. Second, war in Iran, supply chains, blah, blah, blah, helium shortage, blah blah, you get the idea. Your guess is as good as mine on this. Lastly, Google just demonstrated a way to have AI hallucinate a lot less with 1/6 the memory. Oh noes! Nobody needs memory anymore, right? Yeah, maybe, but they said the same thing when China released DeepSeek and I don’t see these AI data centers slowing down, do you? It’s called the Jenkins paradox - things that improve efficiency actually increase demand rather than reducing it. So, there will be more need for memory, not less. The market is wrong.\n\nI’m long this one. Remind me what a dumbass I am in 3 months if this thing keeps tanking. |
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| We've all been there. |
| If you knew what private credit is |
| Sydney gives blonde bridge troll\n\nI would know |
| i know my port will go back up at this point i just want to see bears lose |
| Looks like he TACO’d once again |
| Well at least when inflation ramps up it'll be easy to pick which bills to light on fire to stay warm. |
| Correct. The issue is, no one knows when it gets shut down somehow. It all relies on the app continuing to function. And I believe it’s hosted outside US but that’s the only concern I have |
| If you're Israeli, yes. If you're American, no. |
| Yep, I don’t want to give away spillers but… we’ll I guess I will so stop reading here if you don’t want spoilers.\n\n>!She is married but her and her husband are drifting apart, she goes back in time and falls in love, then later ends up back in the semi modern time and he agrees to help her raise her kid together but thy end up basically separated but living together for the kids sake, she also become a medical doctor, then eventually she goes back in time again to be with her true love and they join the American Revolution where he fights and she works as a doctor with 20th century medical knowledge. !<\n\nThere’s 8 seasons and counting so a ton of stuff happens |
| Wasnt January 2025 more than a year ago? |
| What did he say? |
| Calls on false flags |
| Isn’t it funny how the most useful AI use cases have been free open source and capable of running on a Samsung fridge level of compute(deepseek and Openclaw). |
| Live fireworks everyday |
| she sings? |
| GOOG is back where it was when I got out in November |
| I got shit on for saying nobody uses that shit 🤣🤣🤣 gonna look for that thread and talk shit |
| Yarrrrrrrrrr. IYKYK |
| So they should reverse everytime a limit order is out of bid/ask spread? That’s essentially the same argument. |
| If it really gets closed for 10 more days (and beyond), oil price should increase. |
| SOMETIMES WHEN MY TUMMY GETS ALL FULL I LIKE TO RUB IT IN A CIRCLE AND THEN I HAVE MORE ROOM FOR FOOD |
| Dude stop trading already |
| It's all started because that one fish decided to go to the surface bro |
| Holy…. I can’t believe trump just said this. Calls at open Jesus!!! |
| risked 600 to make 150 on a prediction market bet. Worst R/R ever. |
| Who watches netflix? Its just slop. Youtube is all you need. |
| This was the post I was waiting for to buy snap. Confirmation confirmed and jergens + tissues locked and loaded. |
| All already priced in, it's gonna be "buy the news" |
| Someone call Ryan Gosling. |
| These years and years of 'investors' just blindly piling up on the American market might finally come to call. A bear can dream |
| WE PASSED 6500, BOLS YOU ARE SO BACK |
| lol a commercial for a Dubai hotel just played during my local news. |
| You did right |
| You Think us will attack Iran this weekend ? And the deadline stuff was to make it a kind of unexpected move… what do you think? |
| no?\n\nIran is a modern nation perfectly ingrained within global energy infrastructure. they have hypersonic missles and fighter jets.\n \nit was always going to go this way.\n \nonly idiot hick Americans would conflate Iran with the rest of the middle east |
| Ya no. Idc what he did unless he marched his fat ass out to that strait and opened it. |
| Calls on HIMS |
| True |
| 🥭 is desperately trying to cook the books to prevent this term being looked back historically as anything other than a disaster |
| > Madison Beer \n\nwhat genre she sing |
| Not enough institutional interest |
| Man, there really is a sucker born every minute...\n\n |
| And they deleted it all with a keystroke |
| Treasury Department: “Donald J. Trump’s signature will appear on future U.S. paper currency along with the Secretary of the Treasury, marking the first time in history for a sitting president.”\n\nlife keeps getting worse |
| Seems that way doesn't it, oil reserves have to be bleeding pretty badly at this point. |
| GIGACHAD IRAN IS MOGGING VIRGIN MANGO |
| “15 Points? Here’s the 15 missiles we built yesterday” |
| I sure did and they’ll continue paying. |
| He will be forced to 🌮 every 5 days |
| Is it unpatriotic to be holding puts? |
| Bruh this is like a 5th grade amount of information to read 😭 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/sibalbyonshin made a bet that IBRX would go to 12.705000000000002 within **1 month** when it was 8.47 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| If anything, this is the least distracted I've ever been from the Epstein files. |
| You’re so delusional it’s sad |
| What low valuations? |
| Solid gold diaper, used |
| Sorry 🥭, but whoever controls the Strait controls reality |
| Hes lying about the oil boats gift, those were Pakistani boats which Pakistan got approval from Iran to let them through |
| I stand corrected, you were absolutely right abt today being a red day |
| Yo dog you the best let’s get organscle slushies |
| If you ran it up once, you can run it up again. Don't blame America for your gambling results and speculation.\n\nGet back to work, get back to saving, and don't put yourself in a position to bust. You tried to get rich quick and it bit you in the ass. Learn and adjust. |
| Am I talking about todays events or futes retard |
| Wait wtf how is Netflix green? Lol l |
| Those are rookie numbers chief. If your wife will divorce you over that, you’ve got bigger problems |
| Ugh *waves arms around* literally everything. But go ahead and fling money at calls. Might have more fun flinging it into the wind tho |
| Madison Beer > Sydney Sweeney |
| You did. You just dont know it yet. Poof. |
| And yet they'll still drag this conflict out for as long as they want. They are in control. \n\n \nTotally (not) out of military capabilities btw: \n\n[https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/1s45y5x/sahed\_drones\_being\_launched\_at\_night/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/1s45y5x/sahed_drones_being_launched_at_night/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| https://preview.redd.it/zlwc2pj7rgrg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38286e2f64deb820f042fa42df59bc8c38b23331 |
| I still know a handful of people paying $120+ a month for cable. Its literally never enough for some people. |
| That's a nice ATH you got there |
| Sofi, MU, NVDA, AMD, etc triple beat… tank\n\nFundamentals don’t matter, it’s all a vibe economy now |
| plenty options: he could join ice and figt american citizens or he could join the army and fight iranians. |
| Will my stocks go up? I'd like to think I cared more, and maybe I do, not sure, but I feel like it only matters about my stocks |
| open futes dumbass |
| The market seems to be growing tried of all the pauses and misinformation being said to keep the market from crashing. I’m sure the pauses will drag on and so will the war. I’m not falling for it. |
| the only reason futes are green because dumbasses like you keep being exit liquidity keep buying those puts lil bro |
| So the Strait will remain almost closed for these ten days? |
| I got a crypto mortgage for 1000 BTC in 2016 and bought my house with it.\n\nNow all I have to do is sell my house for 1100 BTC (housing prices go up it's worth more now) and I will be rich. |
| its a lot of work and a lot of food to commit to eating |
| RemindMe! Tomorrow |
| Those data centers working overtime |
 Coinbase program terms and conditions Coinbase program terms and conditions better.com |
| Never experienced that. |
| We still have the geography, it's all that matters |
| Yeah Trump threatening to kill more Iranians next month than Hman killed Slavs 1941-45 |
| You belong to WSB. |
| We’re still in the hole |
| Bout to bankrupt some brainded bols |
| OMG Lololol |
| It’s up 300% over 1Y ago. It was up 400% until last week. Shit can still fall for a while to get back to reality. |
| SPY PE ratio is like 1/3 of what it was at the dot com and financial crisis. |
| cool nice what aboutism bro. You act like they aren’t trying to force the palestinians out? what would you call that? Seems like they are trying to wipe them out to me. Pretty fucked up. On top of all the dead civilians which you say oh but it’s only 70 k |
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| Same brother |
| The boy who cried peace |
| My throat has an itch only a glock 19 can make it better #MSFT |
| Trump is 100% invading the oil island on the close of Market Friday. |
| I like to eat when I’m sad.\n\n>!This is the story of “My 600lb Life.”!< |
| Good luck with that. Data centers will go offline soon. |
| Their military capabilities are irrelevant when the fighting is so lopsided. \n\nThe US can't meaningfully send troops in because of Iran's strategic positioning.\n\n\nAnd Iran can afford to keep shooting cheap missiles up perpetually while the US burns through it's stockpile of consultant inflated defense supplies.\n\n\nChina has a bigger strategic oil reserve than the entire G7 and has increasingly electrified as a backup measure.\n\n\nAnd Russia has no issue continuing to support Iran.\n\n\nThe US cannot meaningfully destroy or capture the oil fields without severely hurting themselves. |
| Lololololol |
| YouTube University. You trust regards in here. Trust regards on there to get you hooked up |
| Iran called me with tears in their eyes and said sir, please sir, accept this gift worth a tremendous amount of money. |
| Space is infinite. This little gem of a stock has an infinite growth opportunity. It will go to the moon and beyond 🚀 |
| I mean… their currency is worth nothing. |
| A few simple Google searches about how much LNG and oil production has been lost is sufficient for me to know this is not the bottom. It will take 1-2 months (maybe less) for the oil and LNG prices to start eating at profit margins of most products, food included, that we consume. Possible rate hike, rising energy price, and a total shit show of a midterm that’s coming on. So for me personally, this is far from the bottom. |
| I did the weeds on a work night 🤭 |
| Lets get back to torrenting |
| I hacked his email and deleted all the offers 🫴 LMAO |
| The US broke the all-time heat record for March. is this why the us wants canada? |
| If you can’t afford a dollar increase, you don’t deserve your allowance. |
| i dont understand this portfolio, to have losses in all those you had to have done the majority of your purchase recently for the entire portfolio.\n\ndid you just put 350k into the market at one time in 5 stocks then get stressed about a 9% decline?\n\ndid you have a portfolio and liquidate everything for these 5 stocks?\n\ntruely weird |
| That's the spirit, Orange man will say the war is over for the 11th time. Markets will go up 🙃 |
| jokes on you I'm italian |
| "Military is up in flames" and yet the only thing that matters to anyone in america is still shut down. |
| that's like getting a degree in stable management in 1908 |
| They sail the high seas for a pirates life is for thee |
| I thought only apes were regarded enough to excercise otm calls |
| Is MU at a 3x forward pe expensive?! |
| Market manipulation |
| Lol. Opposite of that, sweetheart. Who do you think does all the work for half the cost? WITCH.\n\n\nGoing to be a huge year for Infosys lol |
| I wonder if you inhale helium up your anus, if it will make your farts sound high pitch |
| Nasdaq officially hit 10% correction territory today can we go back up now please |
| I think they may actually be making MORE money during the war? We're too scared of oil prices (and possibly of China) to risk blocking their oil exports, so Iran making mad bucks from the higher oil prices. |
| They deserve those bags because of their greed. |
| I don’t have any. That’s why I didn’t say that. |
| What happened? |
| ما عاشق انبه هستیم!!! |
| Watch about 10:30 tomorrow morning |
| A Whore Moose bit my sister! |
| I pivoted from systems to cyber for the extra money. Still can do both if winds change tho |
| Yes “pumping” 😆 |
| We’re heading into ground troops for the weekend and a short week. Private credit is blowing up. It’s so obvious that we’re selling off. No wonder you people lose so much money. |
| stremio |
| Dude in the car next to me at this light looks like he is fighting for his life to not shit his pants |
| That hardware allows you access to someone's server that's conveniently set up for you to watch live tv or VOD (ie IPTV) |
| Lump summers punching the air rn lol |
| Having all your crap blown to pieces > economic turmoil |
| Lmfao, based on what? |
| I took a 2% port hit not getting out 3/2 when I had the chance |
| Is TSLA above $50? \n\n✅ = we drop more\n\n❌ = we probably drop more |
| Didn't they just raise it? They are raising 5 times a year |
| Bringing back the classics |
| These trump pumps are getting faded quicker and quicker |
| Classics Fallout New Vegas\n\n“The game was rigged from the start” |
| Cost more money for the data trucks to gas up enough to drive the data to your house. |
| Every war |
| This scenario killed Crypto on 10th October 2025 and it is going to kill the stock markets this year. Take all the cash you can get, we are heading for a 10 year deficit on the S&P 500! |
| Iran: we’ve never spoken to 🥭 |
| Why are you so .. |
| Lmao they made up another prize for diaper Donnie holy shit \n\nHow are you the president twice with billions of dollars and a FIFA peace prize and its still not enough |
| There's nothing default about the levels of wealth distribution in our modern age |
| I use to be a torrent freak back in the day, when [What.cd](http://What.cd) was still around. Waffles, PTP, Bitme, Scene Access, RevTT...etc. I moved so many endless hundreds of gigs back then, passed out lots of invites to others I met IRL. \n\nNow? I'm old, and just pay the ~~$8~~ $9 bucks. |
| You have 4k nuff bragging |
| who watches tv in 2026? |
| Tech is overrated \nOnly $LMT can save you |
| ..They lifted sanctions of Russia.\n\nHell they lifted sanctions off IRAN! |
| Not a war! 🥭 said he’d need approval to do that so he just called it something different |
| Go back to your hole dumb market. Don't make me have to go trade some futures. |
| It got reversed because this call is OTM 😂. Just buy the shares you regard |
| +0,2% spy pump after trump brings out the news why we dropped -2% is crazy |
| Valuations based on what? P/E? \n\n\nWhat's the guarantee Mag7 will keep on posting stellar revenue and eps with the mess in the oil/gas markets? |
| loser |
| Job market brutal for new grads right now 🥺 |
| Ok who reported me as ultra regarded to the mods |
| It’s been open 7 minutes. Shits gona sell off all night starting now and more at 8pm |
| Ok you win. Shit. I am going to have to go full nerd and learn what those words mean now.\n\nDamn you, I have other things I need to learn. |
| What market are you looking at with low valuations? They're at historic highs across the board |
| They were lower this week sir |
| Not yet, i mean its very poorly planned fs |
| 🥭: Iran is begging for a deal\n\nAlso 🥭: Iran better start negotiating |
| I used to love prepping with a slow cooker. |
| Cynersecurity programs are a scam.\n\nSorry but your bro got GOT. |
| Hold on to your butts |
| I remember when the Bush admin was making the case for the Iraq war in front of Congress. There were massive anti-war protests all over the world. This time, it feels like people have just given up and accepted that the world is shit. They're overworked and underpaid and feel powerless. They know that there's no point in protesting against the Epstein class. The Epstein class won, they own everything and everyone. |
| This is the most ironic comment I have ever read in this subreddit, you have to be trolling? Besides Im not doing anything on vibes I just hold index funds long term you regard. |
| 6.5% from ath |
| People voting for him because he is a 'business man' has been the most hilarious thing for a whole decade. |
| no. thats basically a paid streaming. Its limited and only in 1080p so not too great. dm me what you use? |
| 🫡 |
| Its the weirdest thing. \n\n“We have reduced our debt to $0, have a PE of 8.25, a 6% dividend and solved world hunger”\n\n-17% after hours |
| Non of this would have happened if they warned 🥭 about Pearl Harbor. |
| Playing COD with hacks on thinking he's mint |
| Good one |
| I had no idea API pricing was so expensive lmao. You’re telling me I have to pay hundreds a month for data to lose tens of thousands of dollars? |
| Healthy like when you got that early scratchiness in your throat. |
| Canceling Netflix and resorting to rabbit ears antenna to catch the local station |
| Lol down all time, should of just stuck ur money in spy in 2020 |
| It's the absolute worst, but it also doesn't feel like any normal person has any influence at all anymore, which might explain it slightly. |
| lol, it sounds good, until you know, he give himself a pay package so large it dilutes everyone. |
| What low valuations? Valuations are in the top 85% of all time. Only times valuations have been higher in the past 3 decades is tech bubble and ‘21. |
| Best comment all day right here |
| I mean they closed at 147.56 so you can just buy 100 shares on the market for 14 756$ and do whatever you want with the 244$ this saved you (assuming they open at the same price). |
| My brother got his cybersecurity degree last spring. Still no job lmao |
| Crock pot dinner tonight |
| TACO CAN NOT STOP TACOING |
| Valuation are not that low. Exhibit A: TSLA |
| Yup can't even afford your mom's services anymore |
| Great news... what a good show. |
| Did Martin martingale get you? |
| People, especially regular people better pray they don't stop the massive AI CAPEX spending. It's the only thing keeping the economy ticking at the moment.\n\nPretty much anything that empties rich peoples hoard is good for everyone else. |
| Trust me. Just stop trading. Hold those long term. |
| I went for a nice joyride today so I could enjoy gas while it's still cheap. |
| Sounds like a ponzi scheme being discovered to me |
| Lmao do you even look at charts? You have to be a bot no way a real human can be this stupid |
| But *this time is different* |
| Spy only down 5% but bols' cock and balls inverted back into their bodies already. |
| https://preview.redd.it/0hibthl7qgrg1.jpeg?width=1100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94d1cbe7b742c04548f9771d42f07e70616e76b1\n\nWen spy 700 |
| Not overseas markets pumping on that tweet 😂 |
| Dude ive been saying this before he ever became pres AMD the funniest part is they voted for him AGAIN 😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤡🤡🤡 |
| Are you blind? |
| Iran leadership dead and military capabilities up in flames, this clearly means \*checks notes\*, Iran is playing this game beautifully? |
| Jerome drop the scythe and raise the rates. You did all you could |
| Eating sushi assessing portfolio damages. Life good bros |
| 🥭 and his goons get rich, Iran's government solidifies control after years of upheaval and Isreals government looks tough to their populace. Only people that lose are the everyday Iranian and American people so it's essentially a huge win for all the shittiest people. |
| Is this why it spiked earlier? |
| "Jobless claims tick higher, remain at healthy levels" \n\n🥴 |
| After the bloodbath today. I would be surprised if it didn’t. |
| Never before has a country coasted harder in modern memory than Americans on shit their great grandparents did. |
| 8%? Shiver me timbers |
| Correct me if I’m wrong, but with those don’t you have to download the content individually? Mine is internet based but it’s managed by the device. It’s connected to my tv. I’m sure there is numerous ways this is done. Either way, feels good not giving Netflix or Amazon my money anymore. I only pay for YouTube premium, which is still ridiculous in its monthly price |
| They need to be taxed.\nProgressive income tax, the more you earn, the more you tax. You can still be rich, but only to a certain point.\nIf you already have $10 million, there is no need to have more. |
| Your wife will divorce you over $30k? Sshhh mine is still with me and I lost $86k so far |
| For real. I’m up the last month by just betting against that ding bat. |
| "No, please, go back to my entry point. I don't want profits anymore." |
| Has their ever been a stock market collapse with valuations this low while companies beat and raise with record margins and revenue?? |
| Thinking of putting some money in Renault. There is no way the French let it die and it gives 7% dividend. They’re also collabing with the Chinese now |
| Trying to time the hyperinflation so I can take a big personal loan the week before |
| this war spiraled out of control |
| I have lmao |
| Bro it’s not complicated, they rip the show and uploaded on there servers, are you regarded. |
| Largest mag 7 drop ever |
| $CAPT |
| Its gonna pump overnight |
| The new JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure season only got one episode and they refuse to announce when the next episode will come out - so it can be worse! |
| For what? They saved him several hundred bucks.\n\n“Yes hello Robinhood I’d like to re-reverse this options exercise so I lose out both on the options premium and over-pay for my PLTR shares.”\n\nIf an exercise gets reversed in your favor you have no damages. |
| \-9% loss??? You must be new here. |
| Toys R Us went bankrupt for this exact reason. |
| 1 dollar per upvote to this comment |
| We’re not done going down until the boggleheads stop posting their networth calculations lol |
| For the oil island, not Iran itself so not much will change.\n\nThe real sht show will be when the oil island boots on the ground goes horribly wrong. Trump will do anything to keep the market from sliding, it'll have to be something absolutely insane. |
| Was a headline but it had no effect uh oh bol uh oh |
| And importantly Iran has been largely cut off from the global economy for a while due to sanctions, so all this economic turmoil has relatively little effect on them. |
| Sure, but MSFT and other AI companies were priced to the absolute max with 0 margin for error. Being too early is costly, too and that's what investors aren't fans of: the premium is too high for being an early adopter. \n\nI agree that long term AI will be fine. MSFT was a steep price to pay when the PE was at low 40's and looks to be a much better buy now that the PE is heading toward the 20's where NVDA is. |
| What’s the problem? Bears seem to be winning |
| Night sky 😭 |
| It’s worth a try brother |
| fucking regard |
| Oh he’s cooked. Iran does not need to win. They just need to have a few guys hidden in the mountains launch enough shitty drones so that commercial ships don’t want to pass through there. Then Asia goes dark and hungry and the GCC doesn’t have the oil revenue to prop up the stock market. |
| For getting boned |
| this guy would like to enlist 👆 |
| Too bad Herbert Hoover couldn’t send out tweets. |
| Gonna be even better in the future when its hundreds of millions displaced and everyone decides xenophobia is the only solution |
| THIS FUKKFACE BANKRUPTED SEVERAL CASINOS.\n\nAND YOU WANT TO FOLLOW HIM??\n\nLOL |
| 32 dollars. Nothing off the table. 👅 |
| 70k out of 2.4 million civilians over three years in one of the most densely populated areas of the world is not a genocide in the slightest.\n\nIf Israel wanted to genocide the Palestinians it would be stupid easy to kill every man woman and child. Why would they agree to a ceasefire? Why would they drop door knocking bombs or make calls/texts prior to bombings to get civilians to flee? Are you not concerned with the explicitly genocidal doctrine and goals of Iran/hamas?\n\nAlso weird how you folk never bring up the 70k dead civilians in ONE WEEK in sudan or call that a genocide |
| No but you can use logic and existing known principles to have a pretty accurate guess how things are gonna go. I don't need to pull a trigger to know it will go off. |
| Aw man, I was feeling good about my calls for tomorrow until I logged on here and saw you guys thought the same. I'm cooked. |
| You will need to borrow money to make rent, tho |
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| Just wait till the tax deadline. There's a reason seasonality typically swings positive around mid-April 😉 |
| La France would be on fire by now. Americans want to finish watching their stories first. |
| 80 billion spent on the metaverse |
| MSFT has no floor |
| Chilling and looking for good opportunities amid the shit pump |
| Bad move friend |
| https://preview.redd.it/vfyqpohupgrg1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be39dc734ddef34c52716b04848670974391afa3 |
| thank you to the guy yesterday who posted some DD I didn’t read about oil supplies and disclosed they hold USO and BNO calls. I immediately bought some BNO shares to follow since I own USO and am up 5% 👌 |
| Large boobs will save us |
| What a tool you are little bitch and this is going to be removed |
| If you’re shook at 8% losses, you are not gonna like the next… 10 years or so. |
| how much |
| What’s your research to be so bold claiming this is the bottom? |
| Unless Australian |
| P/Es are all almost at 0. How is this possible? Lol |
| The crypto backed down payment loan and mortgage are two separate products. It’s about the borrower being able to make both the payments and not the value of crypto. The payment schedule stays constant regardless of the LTV. |
| They are totally guilty of everything they are accused of. Actively contributing to a generation of retarded iPad kids. fuck em. |
| LoL ROOKIE NUMBERS |
| And nyse25 sinks a 3 to cut the lead to 42 |
| Iran basically said lol no to the US president and it’s kind of funny |
| not in a post-logic society |
| Ceasefire marines sounds really funny though. |
| No such thing as bad student. Only bad teacher. |
| Yo ho, fiddle-de-de. |
| I mean yeah but it’s valuable to explain exactly how him being retarded is impacting things |
| For god's sake do the smart thing, dump it all into an ETF, and leave it alone. |
| Late stage Rome almost had universal basic income for citizens, just enough so the kids feel motivated to join the military as their only chance to break out of it.\n\nLate middle ages had serfdom, those who were born into it and were talented enough, could even become functionaries of the church later.\n\nOne more tool to keep the masses under control, the system running, and the exploitation going.\n\nOur only chance is stonks now, which they want us to believe, so we can get wiped in a pump n dump. |
| Semiconductor manufacturing requires helium. Helium is like premium air. It’s stable as hell. \n\nhttps://www.innovationnewsnetwork.com/why-helium-is-essential-to-the-future-of-semiconductor-manufacturing/64493/ |
| Dominoes for you tonight |
| Bro docusign has a hellscape too, so fucking annoying to work with |
| I dont think you know what a ber is |
| interested. Better than the tor of the flix? |
| Who asked |
| Mod this sheet.\nBillionaires need a pool of ppl to buy their products or they're cooked |
| I think I'll sell myself as a slave and short oil with the proceeds |
| There's no offramp. There's nothing to catch the bubble. Anticipate cannibalism in 6 months I am not even joking |
| It's crazy to think about how numb we've made ourselves to thousands of people dying and millions being displaced. |
| ??? You’re happy about today’s events? I’m sure you made lots of money as a bol lmao |
| Market is down 7.5% so you being down 8% is actually mad respect. When the market bounces, you'll reach new highs |
| Iran has already launched more ballistics in response to 🥭 de-escalation attempt. |
| I think that's what we saw when the Shrek dick shriveled and went back inside the body. |
| April lows were based on tariff fears and counter tariff fears. The supply chain originating from oil and gas is kind of fuk right now. |
| Huh? I use a hardware, so I don’t know what that is exactly. |
| Nice try bulls |
| The only way this could get any more chaotic is if he was found dead outside of a Waffle House with a note that read “Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un” \n\nFor legal purposes: Not wishing that, long live the king! |
| I’m thinking he finally hired a PR company, who told him to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up for a while |
| They genuinely have carried out a genocide and have randomly attacked Iran again after claim they were “building nukes” for the 1000th time. Nothing is can overblow that. AND they are using our money to do it! |
| Hoooo is winning? |
| In the regimes eyes. They are fighting the greater evil. They won’t back down so easily especially after their previous supreme leader was merked who btw was preparing for 47 years for a war against US and Israel. \n\nNot to mention, Israel is continuously bombing them while these concepts of thoughts of a plan to negotiate with a mirror are happening with iran. \n\nIran is not gonna let that slide |
| The day is probably coming when he needs China to support him more than he needs the US to support him |
| Hey Iran, twist the stock market's balls |
| 100%, agreed. I like to throw little $20-50 FD bets on 1dte calls on the side, just in case mango tweets. |
| Damn, good luck to your delusion son |
| yeah back to the 9 to 5 job. monday is gonna suck |
| Raising prices by 3 bucks max. Yawn. I would truly hater I be in a position where a 3 smack increase was a make or break for my decision.. lmao.. |
| REMEMBER WHEN CNBC RAN THE BANNER \n\n"MARKETS IN TURMOIL!" ? \n\nLOL |
| Let me introduce you to this management. |
| Is supply and demand an important part of economic theory? Asking for an orange make up friend in Washington DC. \n\nIf demand is inelastic and we have a monopoly supplier? Is that a market failure? |
| Too busy generating AI jail bait and complaining about white replacement |
| Did META suddenly go bankrupt or something? |
| I would just like to remind Bul we closed red |
| Something needs to happen. You cant live on minimum wage so whats the point? And ive had this argument with many employers and my favorite thing to say to a boss is "can you live on what you're paying?" And its funny how dumb they look when they cant answer it or take it offensive and get upset like a little bitch. And like ive told others to you get what you pay for. |
| Running the RNG |
| Pfffft come back to us OP when you’re in real negative territory |
| I can’t believe sleepy joe did this to us |
| Probably some deal they made after he was overdosing in the Oval Office and threatening to reveal Trump’s Secrets. |
| So gear 2 and then bust? |
| All iran needs to do is deny negotiations and keep the strait closed, trump is completely cornered and the one on the clock for a solution |
| Luckily my job is 100% AI proof. Wish I could say that for everyone here |
| i switched from puts to calls |
| What is this, a farewell episode? |
| The amount of people buying dips while SPY is like 6% away from ATH and there are 0 signs of strait of hormuz situation getting any better freaks me out. \nPeople have an addiction of buying all dips and they're gonna get punished for it in this case. \nRisk/reward on buying dip now is awful. Wait at least for SPY to be down 15%... \nI mean SPY can dump 10% on some bullshit yen carry trade blowing up and you're buying SPY down 6% on global energy crisis that's getting worse week by week? |
| He’s the one financing it and giving his starlink/satellites use for it. |
| Thought I was leaving money on the table selling Meta at 650 after buying at 600....turns out I was a fucking genius (ignore the other bags Im holding) |
| Europoors while 1€ buys 1.15$ is crazy |
| https://preview.redd.it/ad9kh4eepgrg1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fca6a136125b506ea562bb80d7bd3c423a4cc7e\n\n |
| Sure hope so! |
| A lot of people are stuck holding their bags anyway, no more money to spend on this shit. |
| Baron needs a new yacht. |
| Adobe cloud services is so godawful it actually makes me want to vibecode a competitor pdf handler and short their stock. I just wanna email a form and get signatures and I gotta wait for their server to stop shitting and pissing itself. |
| I think at this point the best thing to do is just stop and go home and act dumb when everyone asks the admin why they left the region. Just keep acting confused until everyone forgets about the whole thing |
| I aint fucking leaving!!!!! -ber |
| With the way they are doing now, doesnt that mean luffys actor and all of them will be around 46 by the time it ends? Playing a character that doesnt appear to age past 19 years of age in the anime? |
| Flush this turd down the toilet |
| Is she as glad as you about having that company? |
| true true |
| LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BERS |
| Not even that bad compared to market performance lately. unless you sold. |
| the great 22bp TACO pump |
| Because I just like SPY and QQQ. I play the macro picture more than focusing on specific areas. |
| Can you share your research to back up that statement? |
| UBI would work if it's paid out of taxes on economic rents rather than taxes on productivity.\n\nThe plebbit mind cannot comprehend this. |
| Every day reinforces their belief that the longer they can hold out, the more painful they make this war for the US, and the better concessions they can extract. They can stand being bombed for longer than we can stand bombing them. |
| Next week |
| my balls |
| Why isn't the hotline number posted why why why???????????? |
| Ditched it a year ago and haven’t looked back. |
| SUP BISHES!!\n\nDOWN GOES THE MARKETS!!!\n\nLOL |
| https://preview.redd.it/7pgcjavapgrg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da12a1b53dbef5237e7bbc11002f49e0eb53ea94 |
| Good I do sugar dating and as a sugar daddy I need it so I can get good deals on sugar babies 🙂 |
| I though Google‘s moved to India ? |
| Taco overnight but fade the gap up on open tomorrow |
| Ask her to smell your junk. |
| if i had got drunk last night and slept all day, id have so much more money |
| The default setting is always blame the rich. |
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| The "deadline" to open the strait and target energy infrastructure has been pushed back again. Iran is doing laps around these fools. |
| Tell me |
| Maybe the real wealth is the friends we made along the way... |
| Elon Musk has been oddly quiet.\n\nThe guy who spends 17 hours a day posting and has an opinion about everything has said absolutely nothing about this war lol |
| Did slim buy calls or puts tho |
| People thinking things are going well has absolutely zero benefit to Iran. They will wait till market open and say in no unclear terms Trump is making this up.\n\nIt's a good bet Trump is making this up. Some rando middle guy said "don't attack our energy infrastructure" becomes "Iran government has requested a delay. Talks are going well" |
| I'm used to the Trump family manipulating the market! |
| Back to market manipulation so soon--- |
| I wonder if Barron is a chill guy or just a total psychopath like his dad. |
| The longer I look at this post the funnier it gets. lol March 27 expiration |
| In some cases they have acted abhorrently but the anti-Israel brainrot is wildly delusional and overblown |
| pussy ass pedo |
| Great show |
| Yeah this taco pump isn't taco-ing or pumping |
| One of my biggest single day drawdowns after nothing but red since October and there wasn’t even any material news today lmao just an acceptance that shit is fucked |
| January 2027 is not loss porn |
| I mean, the closest thing you got that we’ve actually done is communism…and look how that turned out. |
| I mean this has nothing to do with buying and holding indices or shares genuinely good companies \n\nThere’s some stuff I’m buying already, I expect things to go lower though. \n\nThis is an options trading sub dawg |
| It just means that Trump is hoping for a Hail Mary over the weekend.\n\nToo bad he will just sit in his own crap like usually\n |
| Please make a post about it with screenshots. You’ll be famous. |
| Real talk? I worked my ass off to accumulate what I have, including suffering through some very dark times. When things operate rationally, I'm in asset growth mode. When things operate irrationally, I am in asset protection mode. |
| It wasn’t ahead of its time. It was 2004 after we already found out Netanyahu lied about WMDs in Iraq.\n\nhttps://www.c-span.org/clip/house-committee/user-clip-netanyahus-expert-testimony-on-iraq-in-2002/4529120 |
| Iran is playing this game beautifully. They know the best way to win is to hurt the americans bank accounts |
| I think I’m developing a rugpull fetish. |
| Such a good show |
| Bleach |
| 365dma here we come! I hope that will be the bottom of this downturn and that it's not a multiyear cesspool. There's a lot of strength still in our market so I want to believe this pullback will be short lived |
| Source? |
| How MANY times have they been doing this in the past 1-2 years? People still not dropping them…they will keep on doing it. |
| Brother... this is how it's done:\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/makswb31pgrg1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe416fc89244c64da32f11fbcb0e555e48294dab |
| Big balls ngl |
| And from the Iranian perspective that is absolutely the right move. They've been bombed out of three negotiations now |
| It is in China. Honestly a massive W. |
| what makes you think we'll get to April lows lol. Bear hope ? |
| https://preview.redd.it/ixpcd8izogrg1.jpeg?width=838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8aa5727836a86c7dd3b47e7ef004159c7ffe402\n\n |
| Pisses me off that you know someone was ripped off and made bank off that truth post that is basically meaningless |
| Holding puts bro 😆 |
| wait for 381 |
| Reality is, no matter how much redditors complain about this. People are still willing to pay. Once Netflix notices a significant slowdown on subcriptions, then they might halt their yearly price increases but otherwise this is the equilibrium they're trying to reach, just like all other products that have increased their prices. |
| agreed |
| Ok |
| You mean bullshit case |
| Good story bro. Click that little zoom out button on the graph and take a breath. You’ll be fine in no time at all. |
| They settle 1. They gotta settle 1000. They should take this upto the highest court. It will get tossed out. If it doesn’t get ready for bigger reprecussions. You can’t allow clowns to shake you down |
| Best comment of the day |
| Okay perfect now I just need a billion dollars |
| Wow left Australia in 2022.....you've made me really sad after reading this |
| I refuse to open Robinhood to see what happened |
| Too many other countries involved now |
| Wen MSFT delisting? |
| Rats will smell me and chew thru the paper thin attic and come over. \n\nCats are gonna sleep on me trying to warm my cold body and hunt for those rats. After I start decomposing they will move to another room and mourn their memories |
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| Now we just need some retard to spam the other side of this talking about taxing net worths like they are all liquid. I miss visual mod having powers, he'd have smote you |
| IIRC, Robinhood is a dark money brokerage. They do not work under the same rules as a regular brokerage would.\n\nThey may be perfectly able to do what they've done under your agreement. I'm not a professional broker, but understand just enough to know there's a difference that the majority of their users probably don't realize. |
| Just YOLO on TZA and she’ll want you forever. |
| I love when the rentoids get mad about Netflix increasing prices and they double down on how bad Netflix is only for it to climb higher and higher. |
| As soon as the chump CEO gets canned though, this boy gonna triple up |
| When you own a billion dollars of KO and can chill out on the divis, duh |
| You lost nothing all shares. Maybe when you’re down $300k you can talk. |
| 1. IDK what this has to do with stonks\n\n2. Your evidence is some guy said it? |
| Yesssss cancel all the subs fuck em all |
| I agree with you, but I wouldn’t try and trade it too much tbh. Just buy long enough dated puts and don’t worry about the days where there is volatility to the upside. It’s a downtrend not just a straight down plummet. |
| idk but they might be on to something. UBI is a total bull case |
| I miss Sleepy Joe. |
| notice he said that was a 70's term. but didn't give name for today's economy. \n\n |
| It’s pretty stupid.\n\nBut you have to make it free and give a notice of like 6months for people to fix it |
| I love camera pans to sad fans |
| If your timeline is 2 years and potentially losing another 300k you go for it bud\n\nOh and hope you’re accounting for Cuckerberg being retarded and starting up 5 more failed “ai” initiatives by then. |
| Cant go blowing up the oil when the boots are on their way to take it for ourselves |
| Just set up a GoFundMe for them, fuck |
| Too many baggies\n\nToo many bought at $23 |
| Feel bad for your sister. |
| Shit yes thank you brother |
| 1500 points to April lows, we have a long way to go ladies & gents |
| does she what ? your question don't make sense bro |
| IM COOKED BB |
| Hahahaha monkeeee monkano the money is gone buddy |
| Treason is a capital crime. \n\nhttps://fortune.com/2026/03/24/paul-krugman-treason-oil-futures-trading-trump-white-house/ |
| Iran better get serious before 🥭delays strikes again! |
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| just buy 1 share of the other 499 companies |
| Rule 1. |
| Every single one of us who got fucked in 08 have the same dream buddy\n\nBut its a retarded one |
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| Pump or dump |
| And added fucking commercial "trailers" that auto play between episodes. |
| Exactly. \n\nI pay like $29 ***a year*** for 50,000+ channels plus everything from all streaming services...\n\n...and I probably watch like 10 of those channels and it's still worth it lmao |
| the fckin head of the european central bank said today that markets are overconfident. Those fucks are known to be very careful with their statements so they won‘t influence shit. To be a bull you have to listen to truth and nothing else |
| 300k??? |
| Oh no poor Mark Zuckerberg 😢 he’s done so much great stuff for humanity |
| A few dollars increase per month. This is what y'all really crying about while at the same time throwing a thousand + dollars at 0DTEs?\n\nRoflmao\n\nMan you are in the right place. |
| Cool. Good thing I don’t have a subscription 🫡 |
| Why not XLF27/12/17 45p ? |
| Pausing energy strikes is not pausing an invasion of boots |
| Wonder what bears were upto during the great green erections of 2024 and 5 |
| Yea I cancelled it several years ago. They haven’t created original content that I think is worthy of entertainment in a long time and the movie industry being full of low brow super hero shit is only compounding the problem. \n\nNot to mention the growing competition who in some ways surpass what Netflix offers. \n |
| WSB turning socialist\n\nBottom is in, calls it is |
| I already saw it today… |
| Have you guys seen that scene from The Wire with Slim Charles?\n\n"Don't matter who did what to who at this point. Fact is, we went to war, and now there ain't no going back. I mean, shit, it's what war is, you know? Once you in it, you in it. If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie. But we gotta fight"\n\nWay way way ahead of its time |
| US wants their enriched uranium, you only need 3-5% enrichment for power plants and 20% - 90% for small modular reactors, \n\n\nTheir uranium is at 60% lmao, they are RACING towards 90% for nuclear weaponry so they can defend themselves like North Korea. Ground invasion is inevitable |
| Dumb post but there’s no evidence to back this up anyways. Can’t say something works or doesn’t work when it hasn’t been implemented for a long enough time to compare and contrast. Scientific method is there for a reason |
| The world is gonna look like the hunger games and we gonna need a lot gladiators |
| It depends how sophisticated your strategy is if you have any at all but I also pretty much full port every play. I only hold for minutes at a time. Break of structure I sell and my entries are high convinction. Currently at a 90% win rate YTD.\n\nThe risk isnt the account at that point its whatever the percent loss is at break of structure. \n\nEveryone in the comments is saying your risking 100k to make 1 percent, thats if your an ape and you dont have stop losses or at least a structure to trade off of and hold all the way to zero. |
| Lost 300k but doubling down on META tomorrow because I bet you META is taking this all the way to the Supreme Court and smacking these loser of parents into oblivion. Bullshit base. Bullshit decision. |
| Bros been coping for the last 2 weeks |
| you're a wolf in sheep's clothing pal you arent fooling anyone |
| Gyna |
| Uhhhh that last sentence is definitely 100% accurate. Yepyepyepyep.... |
| The nasdaq broke through, though. It's in free fall now |
| No |
| Nothing says “secure” like “No one in our organization actually knows how this works” |
| Eat the rich! |
| Even if the US backs out Iran still won't open the strait without concessions |
| You sound smart.\n\nWhich one of us is a millionaire?\n\nHow did they get that way? |
| lol look at my comment history bro. Just got like 12 messages. Going to look through these profiles before deciding who to message |
| TGT is in another Boycott because of ICE \nThey are just making shit up to cause selling |
| And that gives Iran total control over the strait. And that will make them richer and literally able to control the Middle East. |
| well. they definitely haven’t been the good guys |
| Holding my puts til tomorrow. Hope we don't get the taco V! |
| A lot of them are just in it for the racism and/or bigotry. \n\nA bunch of them also want an end times war because they think that will bring Jesus back |
| Surely they can appeal? No damn way this flies given how much people have attempted this shit in the past |
| You give me UBI, and every deposit will be yolo’d on some FDs |
| Why so many smci tardburgers in here trying to pump that shit? |
| seriously??? rookie numbers! |
| Yep good point, banning the export of oil would do the trick too. |
| I can confidently tell you I couldn't have given two shits about Israel until they decided to actively fuck the entire Middle East up in pursuit of their greater Israel project that we've gotten to witness first hand over these past few years. When my tax dollars are going towards whatever the fuck they want to do. When they're celebrating and championing the literal right to rape prisoners by their government heads, Im not in a rush to celebrate their actions. Particularly when they do it while sucking at the teet of the US to make it happen. |
| That doesn't re-open the strait. |
| Further devaluing the dollar |
| Hi Reddit addict |
| You’ve been a bear for years?! Genuinely how? |
| The billionaires must be removed.\n\n\nFTFY |
| 8%...... you clearly have not lost 75% of your account and clawed back to breakeven. |
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| The lawsuit was more about targeting children with it |
| $5/month |
| Copium |
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| My account finally dropped below 300k today \nHad around 450 in January\nNot good |
| actually thinking about holding longer, 1,5 because i think btc might reach 150k until then |
| Cant wait to tell my grankids |
| Private credit and shrinking work force due to deportations |
| China has less propaganda than the US right now |
| Or be like me and keep a list of shows you want to watch… then rotate streaming services 1-2 at a time. |
| The CEO’s from Google and meta moved to Florida this year. |