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**Enshittification** describes the decline of digital platforms, coined by Cory Doctorow, as they progress through stages: initially attracting users with quality, then favouring business customers (like advertisers) by degrading the user experience, and finally extracting maximum short-term profit from both users and businesses, resulting in a worse service for all. This process hollows out the platform's original value, turning user-focused systems into tools for shareholder extraction through increased ads, spam, and monopolistic practices. \n\nNFLX 🤝 META
Panic, sell and buy everything at the same time. Its a fundamental strategy employed by a majority of people in this sub.
They don’t know what to do with a gun-loving, liberal veteran who hates their guts
But it also makes it easy to invest into Berkshire. From what i was normally holding as "cash" that i can invest, i have now 70% invested into Berkshire... i cant time the dip, they can.
Tony, no more
Ok asmongold
Solid investment right now💪
But your dick still smol 🤏
6750-6720 tomorrow.
We can invest & put more bases on Greenland. Mango wants the whole thing though.
Faster we pull back the faster we pump\n\nGo on, do your duty
Netflix beat earnings and there were no surprises, so why did the investors suddenly decide to sell?
so tempted to buy even more MRNA calls at the risk of ruining all my gains
Stay strong brother
I mean, do you like rowing? There's your answer. I'm a peloton bike kind of guy so I can workout and goon to thoughts of the instructor after
People acting like NFLX has been some great stock that's just nosedived for no reason - but the bitch has been dropping without let up since July.
☝️😂👆\n\nNo wonder you delete and hide all your comments.
CALLS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOIS
We just have different priorities.
💎16)for a high profile product, vix futures and ETPs sure attract a lot of very dumb information-sensitive flow.\n\ni’ll write about this in detail at some point, but vix futures tend to trade very cheap (vs fwd spx variance) when something truly chaotic first happens.\n\ni suspect this is because there’s so much dumb mechanical selling flow in the vix complex.\n\n17)you could do the math (i’ll show you how one day!)\n\nor you could just panic lift the most liquid front vx future (or one of the ETPs) when you’ve confirmed that something serious and unexpected has happened and there is massive fear and uncertainty surrounding it.\n\nfor most people it’s not a good use of your time to learn the math. just know that this tends to happen and be prepared to do the trade.\n\n18)4) hunt for dislocations\n\nnow that you’ve played defense, it’s time to play attack.\n\nit’s time to look for opportunities amidst all the chaos.\n\n19)this is not nuanced or subtle. this involves simple observation, not complex prediction.\n\nyou are looking for very obvious dislocations in the kinds of things that are likely to get hammered.\n\nyou are reading prospectuses and working out what is likely to get hammered next.\n\n20)for example, in march 2020, we were in an environment of massive chaos and uncertainty, triggered by a totally unexpected event (covid)\n\nwhen the gravity of the situation dawned on the market, everything started moving like crazy.\n\ntraders were forced to massively cut positions.
They dont work, their household income is from their wifes' boyfriends
Micron is the goat. Bol safe haven
Fight John Wick.
explains why they are how they are
Oh they had an absolute tantrum yesterday when like two protestors in MN were open carrying. Just clutched their pearls into powder.
NFLX might actually be a buy again here soon
Tessler announcing a new retardium mine
I’m super bullish, I’m only down 1.4265% on the day and still up 2.7485% on the year without investing in silly stuff or holding options\n\nIt would’ve been nice to be over 4% but it’ll be a long year of governments printing money and inflating real asset values
I'll allow it. People who take their freedom for granted vs people who want a better life. Seems like a no brainer
RKLB to 90
Damn how far otm were those? I thought my 548% was crazy. More gains on puts tomorrow imo but we'll see.
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Ayo Bul this cock won’t suck itself
Seems like a really bad idea to mess with anything tomorrow. If theres really money going out, janes gonna scam as many degens as she can on the way down. Wont be touching puts anymore this week.
Yeah but how would they get the 24/7 Leafs doomerism?
You have shares in RCAT?
gradually became my 2nd largest market allocation (but sold of 70% to cash today for the time being)
they deserve worse than today tbh
Wondering who the whale was that unloaded all of the Netflix shares. Seems like they are still growing and making money and with WB deal in place doesn’t really make any sense.
Is buying a used rowing machine worth it? Only have a rack, bar/plates and free weights right now
we're a long way away from investors pulling back on something that is already reducing the cost of some of the most expensive and critical forms human labor.\n\nyou are certainly right though that an AI bubble burst would be accompanied by a global economic catastrophe.
All in favor of deporting "activist" types instead of the foreigners? 👉
TE Bull here
Because the eurocuck leaders think he’s crazy enough to actually do it so they’ll bend the knee and sell us it instead
Bols punch you 10 times. Bers punch once but it fkin hurts.
Yeah..ha..haha imagine
I just woke up after binge drinking since Friday night…. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON
I’m afraid Alabama and Louisiana already did this 60 years ago
Comparing this with my long dated GLD call I've bought half a year ago (and holding)... 😢\n\nA completely different risk profile, though.
*"Sir, less and less people are signing up to buy our products with the clearly manipulated prices..."*\n\n"WAIT, I GOT IT...!"\n\n....\n\n"Two words: Predictions. Market."\n\n💀💀💀
Hold me now\n\nI'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
assho
Check the stick
wtf nflx lol
Same
eh,\n\ndems make changes to make the system worse. \n\nreps maintain the shitty system as-is, blocking any fix.\n\nboth are cancer.
Wish I could type in sheet music
they have that pos netflix at 122 average price on yahoo finance lmao. correct tht shit to 70s what a shit stock
Correct
Buy the dip? I AM THE DIP.
Even ORCL went up during its earnings for a little bit. This is probably going to be flat rest of the week
I am shorting the fuck out of bonds. The old world order which gave them their value has evaporated. I don't see a scenario where they appreciate going forward.
yeah, but that's too long
Imagine if you didn’t get out of positions before this. Whew
Go to bed Timmy, it’s a school night
We cooked dawg, you finally win after years
Is the hotline number up yet?
next time instead of playing the mag 7 just play the meme 7
Imagine buying puts eod 💀
believe it or not, yes.
NFLX is 18% higher than it was in November 2021 lmao
YOU CAN CHANGR YOUR HAIR AND YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES
Nah i know how to behave being a regard who needs to distract the wife from finding out the $$$ lost on options
You cut Netflix then your girl’s never going to chill with you over her boyfriend.
making $10 an hour made you feel like a god damn king back when jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers were $1
Excited for Intel this week
Work?
i opened some put credit spreads today that were a tad aggressive. I hope we stay at this level atleast.
2036
30 k on Friday 15 mins before closing
It's ok bulls, on up market days when I looked like an idiot the night before I also disappear for a day or so and shut my mouth, only to come back more obnoxiously the next night.\n\nCome on out, wen V, calls it is, bottom reached, we moon tomorrow, BTFD, etc.. let's have an orgy of spastic retardation tonight.
Deez who
Boggle is fun with a group too
🤡
Probably not getting laid if I had to guess
I actually didnt buy anything. Stayed the hell away from market last week. Market .makes zero sense. Ive been busy working a 14 hour day so didnt know wtf was going on
Why did 8 of the questions in NFLX earnings call come from the same analyst.. lol. Sounds like they’re desperate
Thanks for my nighttime gaming inspo
Nvax to the moon
"Members ahead of you: 374886\nEstimated time to enter: more than an hour" \nanddddd nevermind
Bunch of yappin
I might be too europoor to understand the unhinged taco shenanigans \n\nNobody told him that he already has a military base in Greenland(Pituffik Space Base)???\n\nWhy does he explicitly use invasion in any speech he gives when he can send troops there any time\n\nHow much money do his looney tooneys even burn that they need to rig it again lol
Netflix is on a roll
In 5 years we will beg to buy at current USD prices
A lot wfh these days. Only a small % actually trade daily like these wsb nutters
Haven't felt this in a while
Fear not. It will creep up at night somehow or on weekends. I'm exposed to it too.
My twin
I'll just grab your fiance instead
Recession proof? \n\nEhh the first thing I cut back on is streaming services, down tier plans. Combine accounts etc. \n\nIf all I want is cheap TV Amazon prime is both cheaper and dual use. (Easier to justify as the last service standing). \n\nNetflix is just Netflix with shitty ads at twice the price it was a decade ago when it was ad free.
Smart
How about you grok on these balls
Believe it or not, calls
Yes
in the 'virtual queue' for fucking pokemon cards at costco.com wtf am i doing with my life
Apple?
back behind wendy's, succing me dry for liquidity rn
I'd roll it forward if possible
To try to offset the publican boomers who would fail this hypothetical IQ test?
I did something similar but only about $15k, after holding it all last year waiting for the “next April”. Then I proceeded to buy at the top what an idiot
RIP any company driven by intl growth. Long domestic producers filling in the gaps.
Yes
anyone lisrten to the nflx call?
Despite the declines today is a good day to buy CNI CP CNQ CVE and NTR because they will benefit from expanding partners and investment in industry
Anal?
Can gold and silver go back down to 2024 prices so I can buy in big? thanks.
https://preview.redd.it/iygqz5muxkeg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68b20995acc15398db08e0decf2276d93818c682\n\nI was in puts as well. And I also sold at open then when it came up I got back in but after the sell off again I sold so I’m no longer in. I trade cons one month out.
...or it won't...
Congrats!
And after market is -5% 😀
Down 9% YTD
they just LOOOOVE losing money
Hmm sounds exactly like the sort of tests they used to give to black people trying to vote during civil rights movement. I wonder if the government could be trusted to pick and choose who can have kids or vote? No I'm sure they would never abuse said system. Surely not.
I sold my shitty calls last Friday for 60% loss. Best play I’ve made this year lol.
The problem with the truck nut, try that in a small town crowd is that their small town is an incestuous pigsty. \n\nThey also forget a lot of their boogeyman libs also love guns. Me for instance, I can’t wait to go fire these new 30-06 hollow points. (I’m not a hunter btw)
do i get points for spelling my name correct?
crisis averted
Have you heard of enshittification
i did everyone a favor a picked out the worst portfolio imaginable.\n\nnetflix\n\nmeta\n\nmsft\n\nno need to thank me and congrats to everyone who inversed me. enjoy you happy life in the bahamas
TSX was the best performing market last year\n\nUnironically not the worst choice, natural resources, metals, oil and gas\n\nWe're going to be ramping up so much of it in the next 5-10 years
I am very regarded
what's canada?
Yes but the Lego party game is fun
Also, what was up with his sunglasses?
💎11)you sized your positions when everything was calm.\n\nif everything is now moving twice as much, those positions are now twice as big as you wanted them to be.\n\nyou need to immediately hold your nose and eat shit and cut those positions.\n\nprobably by about half in this case.\n\n12)don’t get hung up on the idea that it’s gonna be harder to get yourself out of the hole if you cut size.\n\nimmediately cut size.\n\nunfortunately you are going to need to be a price insensitive panic seller too, at the start.\n\nstay alive.\n\n13)hat is your immediate unfortunate priority.\n\nthis is not a time for precision or nuance.\n\nyou are bleeding.\n\nyou are performing meatball surgery on your risk book.\n\njust do it. do it roughly. do it quickly. do it good enough.\n\n14)3) panic buy protection if you need\n\ntail hedges are gonna look real expensive to you now, but that’s mostly because you’re comparing them to an environment in which there was no chaos.\n\nif it’s truly an environment of extended uncertainty and fear, you won’t regret buying them.\n\n15)also... and i have done precisely zero analysis on this... i’ve also never regretted panic buying short dated rates futures (or calls on them) in an environment like this.\n\nrates are gonna get cut pretty damn aggressively if the chaos ensues.
I put 70k into VTI 2 days ago most of my excess cash talk about worst timing
Never forget what the "A" in TACO stands for.
Tonight
Bears winning superbowl was supposed to reverse the timeline, and now we're fucked.
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It’s a 20% 5 year IRR. But could go down another 40% first.
Do you know what the "A" in TACO stands for?
True
Serious question for all the American regards. With the market opening at 9:30 in the morning, how do you get any work done at work? Arent you just on your phone all day making stupid financial decisions?
#🤌
Ouch
fuck that guys trying to pump fake bags
Dude Netflix is literally 25 bucks a month now
Sui guy? No clue, but with (A) his BMI, (B) dodginess about who he voted for, and (C) knowing this fuckin timeline, he's probably an ICE agent by now lmaooo
Gonna need SPY 670 by Friday
Tell that to my 7% loss
BOLS GOT COOOOOOOOOOOOKED
Listening to my Linkin park Playlist tonight
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Consider stop loss.
umm i think this comment speaks to ur poor decision making skills on multiple levels
I probably should start buying puts to hedge my fat long term port. I just can’t get myself to buy puts though that’s the thing…
before market open is really interesting\n\nusually he picks that timing if it's bullish. I can't imagine it is though unless he's capitulating
Hey Lil E my bro !
canada's prime minister
0 and 12!
I'm only focused on the bond market right now. Tariff refunds could hurt too, no?
Preach 🙌
🌽 could hit 50k this week
He's saying people sell the most easily sellable stuff when they need money fast. Which changes everything we thought we knew \n\nSubtext is he sucks dicc
Theta decay starts ramping up around 90 days out.
Thanks Biden
Greatland resources has rescued my portfolio these last 12 months.\n\nEveryone trump opens his gob, I see green
good luck getting politicians to allow that.\n\nWhy do you think dems have been pushing so hard to lower the voting age to 16?
Click apply. Thank you for your attention to this matter
Wouldn’t be suprised if we see another red day tmw nothing really bounced back today
You think this fourth kid is his, or Elons?
I need $124 by 2/20 to break even
100 year old homes on my street are selling for $2m+, leaky basements and all\n\nHead a couple hours up north and you can get better ones for 200k though
Not this god
who is carney?
Its priced in
Woman!
Canada, we love you BB. We won’t let them hurt you.
They patched that a week ago
You could full port shiny rocks and outperform 90% of daily traders
I'm sure your wendys experience would come in handy
Netflix is going to pay ~$70B CASH for WBD. This changed from being a part stock deal.\n\nThey are in $10B debt right now, and make 44B or so a year, maybe 50B revenue next year with 20% profit margin that's going to get worse with the acquisition. This debt and profit margin loss is going to hit their return on capital growth that shareholders were loving.\n\nExpenses are going up as Netflix continues to pay acquired WBD talent and cleans up their bureaucracy. I don't expect much from the stock unless they raise prices across the board significantly in the next two years. Competitors DIS, PSKY, CMCSA, GOOG, AMZN are at an easier entry point today.
NFLX has sucked ass for several years with stale content, ads, no password sharing, and executives demanding studios dumb things down "because their viewers are on their phone while watching" is the nail in the coffin. It's not seeing ATHs ever again, it will be the PYPL of TV entertainment. \n\nCouldn't have happened to a more greedier company.
Trump rumped my portfolio ;(
What do you mean, have you lost $500k in the market because you can't predict mango
Its essentially the same thing... what???\n\nomfg the people here are going to give me a stroke
Cry about it
AND SHE LIKED IT
puts on mag7, calls on industries key for decoupling, leaps on gold, silver (miners)
Just trying to make sure you understand the fragile nature of the derivatives you have purchased little guy \n\nHope they don’t go to zero on you \n\nDid you know that’s possible?
I propose a 25 question multiple choice test with real simple shit on it and if you can’t pass it, no voting or having children for you bud sorry.
Write a hand-written request to the CEO?
Tom “fat cuck” Lee begs you to buy the BMNR dip
The valuation on ZETA is really attractive. Very bullish, I think it can double by eoy. Probably going to report profitability for the first time next earnings call in Feb.
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you really think so? like.. really?\n\nAs a canadian myself I can’t see it improving enough to put calls on it.\n\nI wish you all the lucks tho
Better yet, forever.
🥭if you want to go true tard and distract market from yourself being a pedo tell everyone tmr that US will start selling gold to buy 🌽 . -mstr bagholder
Dip is dip
time to load up the options loss calculator
How does a double beat make it tank…..
they drop every earnings even when they beat, retarded play
My puts hit nice and tidy today for 950% gain. Bought more 2dte and already up 150%
So what are we buying tomorrow??
Believe it or not, calls\n\n\n\nOn canada
Damn that’s crazy. \n\nHey Siri, what’s the median home price in Toronto?
This was sell the rumor buy the news
They are a recession proof stock, more like 30x
You think I care about your “if”? lol
A rrrrrum dum dummm da da dum da da dum a rrrum dum dumm
The strat is to inherit 10 mil from your grandparents and turn them into 1 mil. This guy's strat is so retarded I guarantee you he lost WAY more than he won. He just posts winnings here, same as every addicted gambler.
YOUR MOM IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES
The valuation on ZETA is really attractive. Very bullish, I think it can double by eoy. Probably going to report profitability for the first time next earnings call in Feb.
Sometimes i post snips of my gains in here but the mods proactively have my back and hide them. Real gains should be hidden becouse we cant have jane dailing in on us degenerates like that.
i'm pretty sure its illegal to have a red day after a 2% down day
Beads were whatever shiny round object you wanted them to be dumbass, or are you under the impression they were mass produced in factories under contract? Gtfo of here rofl
well why did you buy AMZN then? Worst mag7, yes it's worse than META, takes ages to go up and dumps first when market deep red\n\ncut that one out and buy some MSFT imo, set aside some cash if you think we are going into correction territory and get some long dte
of course it can - it can go to $0 champ
What was your biggest red day and how’d you react?
@grok is this true
Inside and out
Positions or ban, we cant be having this here
🎵 Trump man you don't have to put on the red light 🚨
Was Jake Paul mentioned?
She was asking for it.
3 weeks ago
My ass is still sore from all the ai dicks I got fucked deep inside me
now that the markets closed, time to lose money betting on the high temp in LA
jd vance is one ugly fuck
so puts?
Selling everything (all 50 pesos of my portfolio), deleting Reddit from my phone, and submitting my application (Wendy’s)
Half life 3 before spy 700
Wtf is SGN
Hi
guys read carney's speech at davos, the world has entered a new darker chapter:\n\n...."For decades, countries like Canada prospered under what we called the rules-based international order. We joined its institutions, we praised its principles, we benefited from its predictability. And because of that, we could pursue values-based foreign policies under its protection.\n\nWe knew the story of the international rules-based order was partially false that the strongest would exempt themselves when convenient, that trade rules were enforced asymmetrically. And we knew that international law applied with varying rigour depending on the identity of the accused or the victim.\n\nThis fiction was useful, and American hegemony, in particular, helped provide public goods, open sea lanes, a stable financial system, collective security and support for frameworks for resolving disputes.\n\nSo, we placed the sign in the window. We participated in the rituals, and we largely avoided calling out the gaps between rhetoric and reality.\n\nThis bargain no longer works. Let me be direct. We are in the midst of a rupture, not a transition.\n\nOver the past two decades, a series of crises in finance, health, energy and geopolitics have laid bare the risks of extreme global integration. But more recently, great powers have begun using economic integration as weapons, tariffs as leverage, financial infrastructure as coercion, supply chains as vulnerabilities to be exploited.\n\nYou cannot live within the lie of mutual benefit through integration, when integration becomes the source of your subordination." ....\n\n\nhttps://www.weforum.org/stories/2026/01/davos-2026-special-address-by-mark-carney-prime-minister-of-canada/
I feel like the second I buy one NFLX call, it's going to speed run to that breakout area from years ago at ~70
Are NFLX stocks cheaper via VPN?
No its not that. Wait , looks downhill shit just started, will dip maybe 20-30% unless trump makes live greenland invasion on netflix
Davos. Or this is the pitch for a heist movie involving faking an asteroid.
Bulls are cooked
Sentiment changes so fast
My fiancé voted for Mango. I think I should send her to collections for owing me half a mill. Hiring a new fiancé now. Competitive pay. Excellent benefits. Please click easy apply
#BULLS\n\n#LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Whoever taught the middle schoolers the word squeeze should be shot
💎6)this means that you’ll find a ton of opportunities for trades....\n\nthis is one of the best arguments for tail hedging, in my opinion.\n\nthe best opportunities for active trading are typically when risk positions have just lost a ton of money.\n\nthat’s when you want the most capital to put to work.\n\nbut also when you’re likely to have the least.\n\n7)here’s a blueprint for dealing with real market chaos.\n\n1. be sure we’re in extreme market chaos and you’re not just being a pussy\n\n2. cut risk positions, like everyone else has to, so you can stay alive.\n\n3. panic buy protection if you need to\n\n4. hunt for dislocations to trade\n\n8)1) is this actually extreme chaos?\n\nwe’re talking about extreme panic.\n\npanic caused by:\na) something real and unexpected happening\nb) massive fear and uncertainty around what it means\n\nthe lehman brothers collapse in 2008 and covid in 2020 are good examples of what i mean.\n\n9)i’m not talking about uncomfortable drawdowns here.\n\ni’m talking about spoos going limit down multiple times a day.\n\nso make sure something bad and unexpected has actually happened. and there’s real fear and uncertainty around it.\n\nmake sure you’re not just being a little bit\n\n10)2) cut risk positions\n\nnext, understand that all your risk positions have got a lot bigger and riskier.\n\nand that the going for active trading is likely to be good in this environment.\n\nso your mission is to not get rekt before you can gamble and make money.
Bought into some 6 month calls on sofi and goog today. Maybe I should stop watching the market every second of every day and just trust the process that in 6 months the market will look better than today
it can't go up everyday but yes $100 by Friday completely possible.
Oh no at 10% drop would mean I’m only up 30% this month
It's so easy, and so much fun to rile up those grandpas. Well done.
replace it with broadcom
i cant feel pain anymore.
SPY
Really? I’m a beginner.can you give me some advice🤝🤝
I’m bearish and proud.
I did today as well, it was insane, that's why I was scared it might be real\n\nhe should be removed 100% ASAP btw, and this is old stuff even LMAO
If he is late as he usually is it will end up market close
Coherent
What do yall think about calls expiring on 3/20? More chances of going back up ot should i get rid of those too
Where did all the bools go?\n\nOne day of pain and poof.
do you believe in constellation software. Should i invest?
Let one more red day pass then grab month out spy calls 3% OTM those should surely print
What time does the orange one speak at Davos ?
Source?
How can he simultaneously calm the nerves and continue with the Greenland shit
SPY hitting $685 tomorrow would be very nice (I am expecting it to drop more)
What goes down also goes down
700 by 2026
Why, though? The remaining time value is under 2% of the premium already (if my napkin math is correct). Might as well ride it until the end, unless you expect a correction within the last 90 days.
Benny Harvey RIP
So you didn't right?
We’ll start a class action lawsuit
Well you see our country elected a fat orange pedophile and then... you know what even explaining it wouldn't explain it.
Literally no idea how he can say something positive when he hasn’t spoken to the EU
Uphill battle for sure.  QCOM may be the better play.
lots of tech companies starting to pull weak yearly performances, I'm starting to get nervous ngl, might move to banks
Who bought puts eod ?
You read that other post in value investing and went in didn't you regard
Calls on ANUS
Don't gamble it. Park it in VOO or an ETF.\n\nOr start a Roth IRA on RH and put $7k of that and max out this year so you can start building there if you don't have one already.
How come when Mango fucks around, WE find out? That's not how its supposed to work.
80% chance he backs down and we're fretting about something else in two weeks. 20% chance this is the one shiny object he cannot take his eyes off and the entire world order falls apart.
You left out his narcissistic rage that follows hurt feelings.
Epstein files
Oh my bad. That’s depressing
The United States education system is what is wrong with them. Or processed food. I’m not really sure but somewhere we lost our way and started producing morons.
shoulda sold those apld calls as soon as they hit 200% im a greedy insolvent bitch
Idk, most of them are already matched with their cousinmothers
Netflix should stop between $77-$82. We won't go any lower than that.
My NFLX leaps just keep bleeding. I was led to believe NFLX was free money\n\nDo I get a refund?
This is a cool feature, well done whoever made this
not reading all this
Username does not check out 🤔
Do you realize if we eat shit for like 30-50 days you absolutely ***will not*** get some of your money back
700
The year is 2027.. and SPY is still below 700
Goddammit RKLB! WTF?! I’m still saying $100 by Friday.
neggfliggs
Heck just take him to Blizzard Beach in Orlando.
If you liked spy at 695 you’ll love it at 677
I managed to lose on every option including my favorite, my SLV puts
💎1)trading through extreme chaos.\n\nmuch of my insufferable schtick on here is...\n\n“you can get away with doing very simple things if you pick the right place to do them”\n\nyou can also get away with doing very simple things if you pick the right time to do them.\n\n2)when the proverbial excrement really hits the proverbial fan, a lot of shit starts dislocating in very clear and obvious ways.\n\nthis is due to forced trading.\n\npeople trading because they have to, rather than because they want to.\n\n3)trading that is entirely about necessity. nothing to do with price or value or predictions.\n\npeople forced to cut size because they are mandated to.\n\npeople forced to cut positions cos their risk manager is screaming at them.\n\n4)in an environment of extreme market chaos, a lot of forced trading happening at the same time on similar things.\n\na lot of people are getting caught with their pants down in similar positions, all at the same time.\n\n5)crucially, a lot of liquid stuff, which usually trades really tight, is getting absolutely hammered all at the same time.\n\nwhy?\n\nbecause that stuff convenient and liquid - so you’d hit that stuff first if you had to get out of trouble too!
Well from ATH yes.
Considering subbing to Netflix just for Just A Dash Season 3
Nah, he wants a favor in return.
“Dump it”\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/nu2zrybnwkeg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0dcd80de1e6a2e3fa3db5631b30f69264be282b
TRUMP IS SPEAKING BEFORE MARKET OPEN TOMORROW ON 'GREENLAND + EUROP'\n\nGET READY TO GET FKED
What is the earnings date?
You already have a bet going - NVDA to 200.0 before 30-Jan-2026 12:11 AM -05
!banbet
META calls. I love to get Zucked
Alternatively, he could send 🥭 a Limp dick text to be shared on social media
kinda a long post to share with yall so please bear with me
Trying to convince wsb to squeeze ENVX
Yeah, I think publically traded is only 10% of total outstanding with SB owning 90%?  Must keep it elevated.  \n\n\nI'm looking at it, but want to see how NVDA ARM chips do.
That's what I thought when I bought more at $90 and $87 and $85 ... LMAO
pop down
JNJ will rip up early tomorrow. 225.
Can i get a refund for my netflix call? Or go back in time to sell it during opening?
SLS or SGN
she'd clean up on [farmersonly.com](http://farmersonly.com)
It's so over
Hey guys
Trump is speaking before market open tmrw.\n\n \nget ready for more red basically.
He’s just going to declare a truly historic, amazing wonderful deal achieved in ways only he could achieve deal with Greenland stating the us can build as many bases on Greenland as they want in the name of national security… oh wait
When’s the earnings call?
My analysis incoming ⬇️\n\n\nCause you bought calls dickhead
Mango will calm the nerves at Davos \n\n690 tomorrow
They are probably fuk because of RISC V? Just guessing
Based on people here I thought Netflix dropped 20% and it’s not even down 5% 😂
I’m only 4% from break even. You’re a tard if you think I won’t even get some of my money back
NFLX leaps tomorrow? After that shitty guidance 🙄🙄
Honestly? Accumulate SPY and S&P500 equal weight long term.
Everything Trump does makes sense if you assume he is a narcissist with easily hurt feelings. You don't have to make up convoluted secret plans.
Maybe if we threaten to invade and annex more of our allies I can finally put all this cash I'm holding to use.
Bottom is in. This rockets the rest of the week
If these after-hours prices sustain, what’s a good buy for tmrw? Thinking of buying with my yearly bonus
NO ITS RON
Msft boutta pop
It's gotta be around 20 at this point lol
The folks who think Kkkaroline is hot have never left their small rural town
NFLX is finally at free leaps money right? \n\n... right?
Have you heard that mother fucker talk? This is the norm lol. \n\nAnd yes it is truehttps://www.c-span.org/clip/campaign-2016/user-clip-donald-trump-sentence/4546796
I’ll keep buying NOK. Bet my balls for Nvidia some other to buy the whole company during 2026…
Woke up with a bloody nose I shoulda known how red it would be today
Netflix can't go any lower...right?
Que?
Depends on what you go to jail for and what sort of political connections you have. I'm sure Gislaine gets to trade from her country club.
More puts on nflx
Then why is it going down?
1 share or 6 months of Netflix, choose wisely
#🤞
$VELO, $RDW and $ZETA seem cheap.
It's just gonna keep dumping till Trump says wbd deal isn't allowed and then it's gonna spike.
You would probably be able to sell your $ANUS shares
$GLD age of America. Bye bye usd
Do you switch parties everytime there’s a 2% dip?
Plan lol
It is undervalued
Oh boy here comes the fake spy gain posts. We get it jane, today was an ad for bears.
Knew I shouldn’t touch netflix when the whole sub was bullish af 😎🧑🏻‍🦯
It is until it isn’t. I felt the same way a couple years back buying puts. “Surely it will dump again” became “v”
Netflix, you dumb bitch!
IAG +16.4%
True, ready to fuck bitches after the speech
INTC seems genuinely a coin flip, it should go down imo but has regarded strength and we know what happened with MU last ER, so this makes me actually bullish on it\n\nit's also Friday and who knows the market by then, potential taco on the weekend
You? Obviously
And here I was thinking about buying netflix calls
1. Tariff threats on everyone even penguins\n2. Market dumps\n3. Buy everything on the cheap\n4. Supreme court rules tariffs illegal\n5. Profit\n\nThis is his plan right?
Thanks, bro. Will read into your recommended picks!
Gone by Friday
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Can the pump stocks hurry up and dump before I fomo into them
!banbet NVDA 200 60d
Gonna need SPY 670 by Friday
🫵fat
low float and softbank playing games
“Buy the rumor, sell the news” \n\nHow much fucking news was there today?
I deserve SPY +5% tomorrow
petition to rename the daily discussion to the daily depression thread
Celebrating Black Portfolio Month
Damn, NFLX
we don't cause we are
Seriously? You are joking right?
The stock is absolutely stupid bullish STILL. The most overbought stock on the Nasdaq from a technical view.
I’ll get back to you with my analsis
$NFLX has stopped BUY BACKS for the future as it conserves cash for the all cash buy out...\n\n \nYIKES\n\n \nREVERSE V
I would advise Macron keeps his mouth shut.\n\nIF you are going to shit on the US, please do it properly, thats the only way they will back off (see Vietnam, Afghanistan, China)\n\nNo pussy strongly worded letters, vague snobbish public conferences or following 🥭 like a dog on foreign policy while claiming you are shitting on him.\n\nMacron, you should do shit like dumping us bonds, embargoes, full autarky, rapid re-shoring, tripling eu military funding.
Ever day trade and snort red Pez?
Time to kick NFLX out of FAANG.
It's time to goon for stress-relieving purposes
140k in NYC is barely above minimum wage. That’s what college finance bros made 10 years ago and you work 100 hours a week. I would expect it to be at least 200k+ by now.
“You’ll find out”
That’s not that bad, what could it cost, $70, $80 to make a pot of decent tomato sauce?
Sell
don't worry you will get to buy at that price soon enough
+0.07. Absolutely flying he says.
stopped buy backs aswell....
Our president might actually be a special ed student.
if i were to go to jail for 5 years, would i still be allowed to trade stocks? say via contact person? do i get to see the news and have access to the internet? (im from texas)
V INCOMING\n\nGuys how do you know when u are highly regarded?
Damn bulls you really pumped it hard today
Who remember wen spy 420
so gay bro
Beads were amber.
NFLX 100c 3/20 at open.
Because of the retard in the White House
Tomorrow
"...cheeseburger *is* healthy" got it thanks coach
Because the market can consistently go down for a long ass time
Genuinely think this is possibly but then we get some relief as the tension eases off post Davros
When is the meeting?
No Costco near me yet.
It’s not a very long time relative to the life of an option \n\nYou don’t have very long to recover
more to come...
1800 -> 7700 today 0dte puts
Loaded up on SLV calls, so hoping it prints like GLD did today. A lot is riding on what longtie says in Switzerland tomorrow. I expect him to say more dollar-killing stuff, so won't be surprised if the precious metals continue their upward march.
Why was today so fucking red
Sam’s Club, Jesus are you too poor to afford Costco?
Someone needs to develop an automated trading system or index fund that reverse trades wsb but I am merely an ape.
Legend has it that every episode of One Piece increases the share price by one dollar.
*BREAKING: Jimmy cracked corn and I don't give af*
How was ARM trading at $175?  It's way off Its high and still over 60 forward PE.
The netflix drop is the same as the Meta drop.\n\n75- next week.\n\nToo many retards saying it’s easiest buy ever buy calls free money “its only guidance” lmao.
dang I should have bought even more Netflix because it's a large market cap so it can't go down basically technically
let them offload the bags first
Brace yourself. The year has just started.
NFLX V coming into formation \n\nRSI must still be about 0 😂 so oversold
But the president said prices are lower, he just told me a couple hours ago
Looking like an absolute Chad though
Half a V today
NFLX V'ing
IBRX
GL 🍀
You can go leaps on Senior or Junior, or buy stock from developers.\n\nAmongst the three largest seniors Newmont is the most undervalued compared to production.\n\nAmongst the juniors EQX sold their least productive mines to pay their debts last year and now only have high grade mines.\n\nRio2 just started production and the price doesn't reflect it yet.\n\nAmongst developers (high risk high reward, that can go 20X or down to 0) Tudor. No calls though.\n\nOr you can just buy GDXU (3x leveraged GDX ETF) and chill, last year it went 800% up and was the best performing ETF in the world.\n\nThere's even more possible upside in Silver miners. But more risk of a correction.
Who you calling 'you people' 😂
Bers eating good today after almost a year
Everybody being bearish on Netflix is a buy signal now
87 days from April 17th. Don’t know what you’re getting at
this is not true, rrright? There is no way
I’ve only read headlines, haven’t listened to the call
Had me until you couldn’t spell inefficiency, calls it is 🚀
I really get the sense I should’ve bought more calls today. Seems like a classic case of nothing ever happens
smart man
Bro is Jim Cramers sibling.
I went to Sam's club for the first time in 4 months yesterday. Freaking Tomato is a $7 WTF?
You trying to flex but 140K in New York is like 70K everywhere else other than California lol.
Have they discussed anything about WB
Sweet baby Jesus 😂
Ive seen people with them. I just thought RH thinks I'm too poor
Imagine what they would find on his hidden hard drive.
Thanks for buying my 94, 93.5, and 93 calls
do you want to gather yourself and try that again, this time more coherently
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Danish pension selling $100 million in US treasuries? Pft. Our president bought that many NFLX bonds last month.
Imagine taking that😂😂
Insult you? That's rich of you to say after all this banter.\n\nCiao Bella.
love my geforce now subscription.
I've taken about $17,000 out of Robinhood. Didn't want to gamble it all away lol.
Guidance lower than estimates
why would you be fucked with those expiration, only AMZN can fuk you realistically\n\na correction can always happen and that one is early
Or (and hear me out) don't
!remindme
banbet PLTR 175 3 days\n\n \nif it doesn't i am fucked anyways
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So why did Netflix fall despite a beat?
Lmao, just saw that macron was wearing aviators during his speech \n\nDefinitely did some coke last night and his eyes were fucked 🤣
bud.... april is 70 days away
I’m holding for sure and buying more! But I think it’s funny to post my bags.
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Crypto will be worthless when quantum arrives. Get ready
The bead market would have been copper broseph
it would genuinely be so retarded to push such an important ruling out that far. They were expected to rule on it this month.
Gonna test how strong my neck is against this hanging rope
Yep and he needs atleast 30-40% of his early capital ready to get sooner to prevent the decay
In other parts of the world a wife beater might be a person, a thing or both together. Unfortunately some of the wives have no choice and are very young. Sick fucks!
Fuck I need to buy NFLX at that price but I dont have after hours. That drop is ridiculous
Calls tomorrow as Trump says jk about tariffs at Davos
Not a loss if you didn't sell!
Damn that NFLX guidance is 💩\n\nRip
20 'strategies'... More like 20 🤞s
I tried telling the market to chill but it just kept dumping, idk what else I could have done?
congrats for noticing a stonk that went from 135 to 88 without any bounce, with aggressive down pressure is in fact a scam stonk\n\nhalf this sub downvoted me for telling them a week ago market doesn't correct this hard without a reason\n\n"but it's low, it's cheap now"
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I thought maybe but I doubt it
Tomorrow all of our calls will print brothers. \n\nWe can’t let anyone tell us how much spy costs
When they did the buyback or split or whatever it was it was clear they were reaching to keep their valuation
Warning: Being an NFLX bagholder might cause mild gayness.
140k in New York is poverty status bro. Enjoy living in a closet
Going on about 18 months waiting for my Robinhood gold card, wbu guys
It didn't close well either 😬
Will let netflix hit something below 80 before i even think about buying.
Good luck fellow regard
Id rather bet on Tesla at this stage of the clown show. Musk be like bros, 420, now we go up.
A million here a million there Sicilian bicth with long hair w cok in ha derriere
Another 2% drop tomorrow 🤔
Save meeeeee\n\nCANT WAKE UP\n\nSave me from the nothing my ports become
I am tired of buying opportunities
correction: angry twink
Market absolutely flying after hours
I'm starving. Zepbound not working.
I knew when NFLX announced they would no longer report subscriber count to investors the writing was on the wall. Weak ass company
I noticed that. Bots even gave up.
The only time a retail trader is on the cutting edge is when they're catching falling knives.
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Dang unlucky. I passed on pretty much everything. I think I will sell some Intel ones tomorrow though
I...can't believe I've never seen that one before. Well done
-1% by open
No, most likely 🌮 will 🌮.\n\nAnd to some degree market knows Fed *could* step in. And the implication alone is most likely enough to deter vigilantes from doing too much.\n\nOfc it would be better for bulls to just cleanly 🌮. But yea even in that case we are covered and will V.
ORCL down almost 6% today, daddy can't afford it anymore lmao
Oh, it's gonna be way more deranged than that.
June. The month you're looking for is june, when the deadline is\n\nSo that's another 4-5 months
Tik tokers will be reviewing food banks
You could take that, or just sit home and get rich trading
we just getting findomd by market makers
To give you a buying opportunity. Have you said thank you?
Will buy nflx at $70
Netflix is clearly a power bottom
It's quite raw...no lie
Looks like I found one from the wipeout half.
like i can't afford to lose my last $12 😎
that wasnt a horn you got
He withdrew money
can you take me with you?
I was being sarcastic, I literally voted for kamala it’s just a joke you people need to lighten the fuck up
God have mercy upon me, ive entered MSFT calls …
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You know he's cooked when he's even lost the regard WSB demographic.
April and March NFLX calls not down that bad. Just gotta be a bag holder for some weeks/months
Still a chance it bounces HARD at $82. If it breaks that level, it’s a long ass way down to the $50s.
It’s an amazing buy right now retard
Hehe
Clearly has been excessive and unwarranted.
totally
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🥭 at Davos meeting:\n\n\n- Give me the Greenland or I will tariff American people more 😠😤
You are a bitch. Thank you for your attention to this matter
NFLX down almost 40% from ATHs, their content is so bad this makes me happy
This is your reminder to quit while you're ahead.
🥭 makes $ on NFLX bonds in either direction… as long as interest rates drop
The market lost 90% between 1929 and 1933. NDX lost over 75% between 2000 and 2003. QQQ at $60 was not a good buy when it had previously traded at $100.
After a further 50% rise.
AISC (cost to produce) as percent of gold spot has been usually 50-75% since 2013, with dips to 30-50% during gold bull markets. Room to run even if gold stays flat.
your anus should recover in a year or two---should
they were buying immediately after a fucking rally? but now that the stock is down... they are pausing buybacks??? These guys belong here, except that they have enough capital to no suffer any consequences.
I don’t think I’ve ever played an earnings successfully. Fuck me
SCOTUS is going to push their tariff ruling out for another fucking month. I am so sick of the courts taking fucking forever.
Markets markets take it slow I really am about to blow
THERE WE GOO\n\nNext leg down after hours.\n\n \n\-$1.4 $GOOG\n\n\-$7 $NFLX\n\n\-$11 $IBKR\n\n \nMORE RED LETS GOO
I guess it’s better than being wayyyy in the red. Just have to restart
Holy shit MU 🚀
No open with a small gap up, then dump hard... start bottoming out by Thursday
Dumb motherfucker is speaking before open tomorrow. I can only hope he backs down, but I know he's going to sabre rattle more.
Yes bro lol
If tomorrow doesn't gap up, I'm gonna be wearing my ankles for earmuffs
after earnings
Nah not interested
At some point SLV is going to correct 10% and take out half this sub.
Yeah after this year, we won't feel the fucking anymore.
Amen. Any gold miner you can recommend? I am mostly in copper and little in gold still
graduated in september 25, got offered a finance job for 140k full compensation in new york, should i take it?
more red to come
You’ll find out!\n\n-your port to you after you wonder if the balance can get any lower
Those of us on the cutting edge of timing the market know good and well how rigged it is. Often times when i sell something, such as a put, the market swiftly moves in its favor. I have never once in 5000 trades held onto anything that moved in my favor while i held it. The only money to be made is in price innefficiancy, the rest is myth.
Nflx💀
things are looking good for paramount now, netflix bankrupt
I'm so glad I held my QQQ put... and did nothing. Gotta wait for this meeting in Davos where he will either TACO or be more aggressive before deciding... I did buy a SLV call ending friday
Clean up the mess I made today…
I think NFLX is a scam stock.
Guys, it's all OK. That simpering little creepy 🌈liar Bessent just said market went down today because of Japanese bond market, \_nothing\_ to do with Greenland.
Time to buy Netflix soon? 2 days rule
Just entered DEEP into tech calls near close today, around 60k worth. \n\nPls don’t fuck me on this….\n\n7/17 META 600C, 9/18 AAPL 250C, 3/20 AMZN 230C
How can you be up $27k in 3 months on a $14k account?
Yes. Did I stutter?\n\nThe FUCK happened?
morons like him live to a 100, u will be holding cash for a while
you are a twink
>No single person, or President, has done more for NATO than President Donald J. Trump. If I didn't come along, there would be no NATO right now!!! It would have been in the ash heap of History. Sad, but TRUE!!! President DJT\n\nThey just have to say "right", and he will just move on to the next rambling
There’s ~14 million illegal immigrants in the US that we know about. Unfortunately some legal immigrants will have their 4th amendment rights violated as well as citizens. But, what is so hard about answering a question or providing proof of status? If you were here legally wouldn’t you carry ID? It blows my mind how many people leave their home without their ID. I think that alone would help limit those violations. \n\nNot only that, but this “gestapo” is doing an extremely hard and dangerous job, not to mention stressful when you have protestors following them around to impede their work. \n\nI don’t agree with the violation of the 4th amendment even though border patrol and ICE do have a broader scope of authority than say a local cop or sheriff without a warrant. But cmon. If you know ICE is in your city, wouldn’t it be best to carry your ID?
since Jan 6, everyday robinhood users had a net buy on netflix.. *GUH*
Don’t worry guys. Gay boy Bessent told us to take a deep breath and calm down. Now all we need is for the fat orange fuck to tell us not to be PANICANS
10 years or so ago people heard this and said that's my president. The j is for jenius \n\n"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it's true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it's four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."
Why GOOG dropping after maket?
What make you think that ? I've the exact opposite feeling, I'm particularly worried by this one with this escalation around greenland
I used to have anxiety then I discovered how to leverage it with options
Projector.
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Anyone who bought calls this morning is riding a very short bus. 🚌
I'm not a bear either, but if somebody whips it out, I might just suck it...
its only money... \n\n \nand today i have a lot less of it
Everybody ok now?  Today was just some panic over mango running his mouth again.  Nothing to sweat.
stfu
What is this, a dip for ants? Show me some circuit breakers and it'll be fun again
smokin cig butts put the ash tray kinda day
Spelunker next
Cooling those data centers up in Greenland should be pretty alluring to the Tech big wigs!!
yeah just remember if you lose 50% you need the security to increase 100% to get back where you started
Just think, this morning the clowns at Citi downgraded EU stocks instead of US stocks.\n\nActually a circus full of cucks and not just clowns.
Turns out it only sounds good on paper
Arrrgh matey... you've doomed us all
Wouldn't surprise me if it dumps more. I'm sitting it out for a while
fuck you and congrats
Pm ticker plz and ty
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3 more
SPY at 500 would be a good buy
> Put in the work to get where I'm at now\n\nlol. lmao even.
surely 678 is resistance
That’s why I’m thinking
Did the exact same thing fri
take me back to when I could get 5 beef n' cheddars for $5 and I didnt know what the fuck a tariff was 🙏
The bull run is over until the orange clown is dragged out of office
best DD I've seen in a while. Invasion better happen quickly tho, ice melts
How the fuck SNDK +9% on a SPY -2% day
I'm full ported and the idiots on this sub will be my exit liquidity once they finally FOMO later this year
Thank you
NFLX calls tomorrow?
Funny how you edited your attempt at insulting me again with a misrepresentation "mangicake". \n\nKeep going
Moving average of price? That is an arbitrary statistic, i.e. it changes with how you reframe the sampling and fidelity of the data, so I wouldn't care for it, or any similar stats.
lol
I bought a single call just before close, your fate is sealed and you will lose it all 😔
If only any of that mattered
Netflix dropping
Right here, bought a bunch of 684 calls for march
🫵🤡
Aye aye cap
True
"Apples ytd is fucking predatory..."\n\nYou mean two weeks.
Meh
No
A fucking penny stock held my whole portfolio together today. Thank god for side bets.
681, 680 & 679. Completely nuked my entire days gains of 0DTE's.
Fucking knew NFLX was going to dump when I saw everyone saying calls, yet I still chose calls. So I’m a regard till the end apparently
Smells like a buying opportunity
What tweet ?
The Vance trade. Yep, a true winner.\n\nEdit: have you said thank you.
Someone take him to Alaska and just tell him it’s Greenland.
Plans for tomorrow include buying even more SNDK and MU calls 😍
Yup, final straw
Rumors are Trump is saying there is a neighborhood of Bangladeshis\nin Philadelphia who are stealing hundreds of billions from the SP500. Once we get rid of these Bangladeshis then everything will be all better he says!
😶
Cancel elections by stirring up war $hitstorm. Ofcourse you think this is a fine strategy.
Never have a %1000 gain month that way
SPX. I don’t fuck with spy. That’s for kids.
I wonder if there is any alpha tracking whale bets on "smaller" markets.
Bread to 1000 too
Don't gamble
Well I can tell you one thing. We’re going to have to redefine “retardation” \n\nWSB looks like a bunch of savants after whatever the fuck our orange retard rambled about for 1.5 hrs.
That may be the most regarded thing I've read in my life. There isn't a shred of a chance a cap raise gets consensus. \n \nIf you looked into it for more than 90 seconds you'd find out that transaction fees will be the majority of the block reward long before the last one is mined.
This sub wouldn’t be the same without the increased bold font and that emoji
Hi it's me the CEO of Greenland. FYI we're going to have a blowout earnings next week then announce a deal with Nvidia and OpenAI for our agentic AI dogsled management system. But then the following week we're gonna dilute to take advantage of current heightened interest. Plan accordingly.
Ohhhh wow\n\nJust fucking wow…\n\nApples ytd is fucking predatory and imo should be studied…\n\nAgain.. WOW
I did. Sold 4k for $16
Me 😀
One more year of this ass fucking guys.
Next time I’m up %200 of my monthly goal someone tell me to sit the rest of the month out. Now I’m back to zero
Light green tomorrow and dark red Thursday?
Fr
They usually also don't move to 0%
🥭 hates Mexicans so much he didn’t want to 🌮 on Tuesday
Guys, what crazy stupid thing will dementia Donnie do next? Any Polymarket tips?
Save some cherry chapstick for the rest of us.
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who else caught the falling knife at 680
They say we get what we deserve
Why did I read this in nick offermans voice. Is this you nick?
every -2% day removes 2 centimeters off my hairline and 2 inches off my penis (it's gone)
The only beat they have is their stock pricing being beaten red
GIVE ME ANOTHER DUMP PLEASE LORD 🔥🩸
I never said it is a good long term investment, it's a good buy for quick 15-20% bounce back.
I was about to pull the trigger in all honesty...but I felt as if this might not be resolved for a few more weeks. The knife didn't begin to fall and you couldn't take it from my hands
They’re making a ton of money. Samsung and sk Hynix haven’t signaled they will meaningfully increase production. Demand is surging. I don’t think we’ve hit the top yet. Why do you think so?
Everyone upset about greenland but I am here with my 75 bags of ice waiting to cash in when the invasion happens and causes an ice shortage
Hello. Lol\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ixd2lmhttkeg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=226dc0688289201035222fe9e8785fa617202d7a
is everything woke I dont like?
NVDA to 300
The Korean dating shows are very goated. 💅
Bagholding apple has never been a bad thing
congrats and GFY
WEF is finally getting what they deserve.\n\nFuck around: Support a clown (🥭) both financially and politically at the expense of the people \n\nFind out: Clown (🥭) evaporates your financial holdings and invades your puppets.
Anybody seen a good comet recently?
Need OPEN to stop the bs and pump
Which building when?
TSLA closed below 100ma for the FIRST time in 6+ months...\n\n>> In general, losing 100ma is a clear signal of mid-term weakness, which often comes with lower low tests to fill major gaps down.... \n\n>> BUT, in case of Tesla, last time it lost 100ma, it came back above it the next day and never dropped below it for the following 6+ months.....
this year feels crazier than 2020 during covid
It’s done
A lot of my fellow Americans thought it was in my best interest not to be led by a lady with a funny laugh. I'm beginning to suspect those people are morons. My port certainly thinks so.
You know it's full coping hours when I'm content that RDDT and HOOD only* lost 3% today
I’ve been watching bond markets, it’s looking scary out there. Gold and silver looking like meme stocks also scares me. Never been a bear before but I’m starting to feel gay
Make Europe poor again
Highly regarded to buy a 2 week call when this could easily turn into a 5 month dip. Massive gamble. The real TACO is June escalation to 25%. If he's willing to kill markets that close to midterms we'll know for sure midterms won't be happening and it'll be time to full port puts.\n\nPersonally I *started* to buy the dip with LEAPs fully expecting us to be lower next week than where we are today. I'll buy some more when we're down another 2-4%, and then another 2-4%. And then at the start of 2028 when we're still down 40% I'll start to worry.
Good start 😎
You don't hold the door to get thanked, you hold the door to check out butts
Did you forget to sharpen your green crayons, smh.
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Nobody talking about the something something Files is another win for them.
Thought about puts in this today. Glad it was just a thot
Gold miners, silver miners, copper miners and rare earth miners. That's the play
When it gets done isn't really relevant in my opinion, market will react to any acceptance of increased US control over it but there's little chance that comes anytime this week/Davos
ive hit rock bottom, but atleast i can add geologist to my resume.
You already have a bet going - RKLB to 67.0 before 19-Feb-2026 06:26 AM -05
Sir this is a Wendy’s.
!banbet
Love how you mention TSLA as a quality stock.
Maybe it’s all a ruse in order to increase their Mag7 holdings positions before earnings
I didn't say I'm cooked. My CSPs are. I lost like 1k in a minute
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Someone get Donnie on the phone, I made a Nobel Prize out of aluminum foil and string that I would like to award him
(-2.34%)Today\n\nOof.
!banbet SPY 550 45d
Lots of hedging.
Ur algorithm is telling on you bro
🥭 ramble today.\nSaid his mother said he coulda went on to be a pro baseball player.\n\n\nHaha yea right idiot!
He has a gold padded panic room, he will be just fine. Now us losers with no bunkers, there will be everything wrong with us once they start raining missiles.
thank you
He already did. World gonna be safer than ever with Greenland purchase.
"Reporter: What are you willing to sacrifice for Greenland?"    🥭 : "Every tech heavy portfolio".
Google and apple just created some nasty fucking bagholders
They actually do give your arms the best aerodynamics and reach too
LEAPS?
🥭 opened the door to taco with his NATO tweet. They just need to stroke his ego a bit and he'll back down
it could rebound tomorrow honestly, shouldve doubled down right before close
We still have a lot more bleeding to do, hope you didn’t try and get smart with calls yet
ur ports f'd around and found out today huh?
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This is the documented truth, and it’s wild how the consequences reverberated across world history.
!banbet DKNG 38 30d
Maybe, this person seemed credible to me. 🤷‍♂️ \nIm not holding any of em tho
SNDK 400p tempting me for this week
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:\n\nPenis.
With fava beans and a nice Chianti
I’m extending tonights goon session to 3 hours versus the original 1 hour and 30 minutes due to portfolio volatility
This guy inverses
Helpline pinning when ?
I thought silver was supposed to keep rocketing. \nI quit my job on those numbers. I think I may be fucked.
Yeah I'm sure it'll keep dipping...oh well, back to the drawing board
How can I focus and be happy when I'm down money
I legit bought all the fallings knifes META, NFLX, and MSFT
Good luck
Gold miners have >80% margins at this metal price. \n\nAnd y'all are still buying Netflix, a company that puts ads on his paid plans, has no moat in a very crowded space and wants to buy WB's old franchises for billions to make Batman a trans lesbian SJW
You asked for a dip now you got it
same. i'm not in too deep of a hole just yet with a cost basis of \~90. but i am regretting this decision. lol
Still up 10% 1yr.
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Trump just bought a buttload of NFLX bonds.
Lmfao I love this sub man
Y'all are soft. \n\nWhen asked how far he'd take invasion of an ally, he responded "you'll see" and we didn't even have a full -2%.\n\nWar on allies is like mildly bad for the market, 50 years ago that shit would gone to like 0.
Fly to Asia he feedin me sushi
#That building will be full of billionaires, CEOs, government heads....etc. If the building got hit by a meteorite the world system would completely change LMAO🤌
I think I'm just gonna hold cash until trump passes, and then dump it all into calls.
No when I wake up and see the red canyon in my port my D immediately shrivels and hides because this shit is rigged, fkn mango
TIL there's a peaky blinders coming up and it's hitting theaters before Netflix wtf
TACO Tuesday
Lol not happening
\n\nNo buys from me today. Still waiting and reading the news.\n\n\n\nMany stocks have fallen below 50day MA so looks like a time for more red. Unless we get a recovery ( rare when 50day below).\n\n\n\nHoping to get some good deals on $AMZN & $META calls at 2-3% lower from here.\n\n\n\nAlso looking at a big position in shares for long $MSFT\n\n\n\nMade about 20% on $SNAP puts that i sold today - so now 98% Cash and ready to go.
Yeah, Netflix missed out on the streaming movie deal of the year. The movie is coming out on Prime instead \n\nAn Eastern European escort / porn star comes to USA and gets entangled with a dashing Israeli spy but then he disses her and she is about to be picked up by ICE agents. She meets a Fanta Mafia Boss erstwhile gold pro and offers to meet some needs while his wife is pregnant. Long story ... she ends up whacking the wife and burying her at the golf course. She marries the Boss. They say the sequel is kind of a stretch about the Boss getting a highly visible public position and swindling millions of people. I may have some of the details wrong.
Two kisses, actually 🤓
Melania getting wet first time ~~in decades~~ since that Trudeau meeting.
Not worth getting stabbed
You’d think the self hatred would catch up eventually
I insulted the boglehead’s mods and got a permaban, mission accomplished folks.
Momma showed him no love.
No it won't, you think it'll be around or top dog in 10 years? Maybe not
Few days ago was war with iran week before that was war with venezuela this week its "tarrif" war with EU. The sell off is the goal, more specifically lower fed funds rate.
Got some leaps and May ITM calls that's gonna take a hit tomorrow....
im shorting silver bc i know better than everyone else ever
When people don’t say thank you after holding the door for them
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It do be like that sometimes
You gotta get outta that one. Rough
Yeah the options were just rolled over profit from when it ran to 15+, shorts increasing, and I personally love the webull app even though it can be complicated to use, basically it’s a hold till 0 and shares I’m tripling down if it touches 6, then I’ll probably just roll the contracts over depending on how the sell off looks
If only he were famous then.
Mark Carney's not my type, but you do you.
No suicide hotline means were not near the bottom, still a lot of coping
Wait until the nominee for his replacement is announced.
Need earnings and growth for that.  30x forward PE is maybe $90.  Thats not a lot of upside to wait for.
NFLX leadership reading upcoming shows and movies like thats' gonna change anything
Good going regard. Me too.
With the NFLX loss & UAL gain + IBKR wash, I basically just washed the entire play lol. Riiip. Oh well
The European dumping will continue overnight.
Buying more at this level! 🚀 YoY still holding STRONG
Eat ‘em all
I’m sure he’ll find some pretty teenagers
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The RIP was bad, really bad.  Netflix movies suck.
Tru
That's a pretty brutal takedown, as highbrow as it was.
If Greenland happens and/or EU fold think about what that says about our attention span, that it's such that we think it will be done in about a week either way. It's kind of funny when you think about it. \n\n\n\nAgreed it's likely to be a dumb week no matter what - unless annoucement at Davos about a sweeping agreement for Greenland security, tariffs gone, some sort of 'win' of a trade deal......we witnessed similar goofiness throughout 2025. The regarded dip then the V.........de ja vu
!banbet SPY 615 30d
NFLX will go in an upward trend after destroying short term calls. Their earnings are great even with the conservative Q1 guidance
Donny Osmond? I'm more worried about his sister Marie.
Using money to invest into
Jail is not enough for 🥭. He belongs in a zoo with the orangoutangs
🥭is the bad guy but all the other parasite billionaires attending the world economic forum are the good guys
> I don't know if you've been watching the news, but the US is kind of on the worldwide shit list right now.\n\nSorry I went into a coma exactly 1 year ago today what happened?
I do agree everything within the general screens on the Meta Quest 3 VR goggles I bought looks like graphics from the 80’s. Seems like it should all be much better. I am a shareholder however so praying Zuck has a good plan in place.
Said the retard getting his ass reamed and his port emptied lol
I’m taking notes ✍️
No taco Tuesday
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So I just want to ask this question, for Netflix for example, how is it determined that they just start blowing down through stop losses? And not up to where a bunch of shorts would have closed and been closing? Because it could have been sent to over $100 today
Give your strategy more time for recovery from 🥭 crazy shit.
Nflx will be an amazing buy at 75-70 range
Laughing at the thought of billionaires about to be margin called because of Japan
They have to keep nodding along or else the car will not be there to pick them up in the morning. It's a good life, they're not going to mess it up.
It happens.
Some of you were born after March 2020 and it shows
$BSX AGAIN
I'm allowing myself an extra pill tonight.
I was like good shit but then i saw the expiry date..
Buddy I am already in my shanty and the city said I gotta move it because they want to build another datacenter with a Applebees in it
Weird how those tech industry guys have this spooky predictive ability. It's like they can predict the gullibility of the guy they are talking to
You could just straight up cancel it. Whenever she asks you about it just start talking about Somali pirates
No no, I have a problem
I bought gold etfs cos the world is going to burn down
how much did he buy?
if you want to talk for hours just go ahead now
Hey! That’s unfair to retards
If I keep transferring back and forth is that an unlimited money glitch?
Feb
Lock phone screen rotation, turn phone upside down, enjoy your up and to the left gains d
Why is your D shrivelled? Is it cold out?
There’s usually levels to depression\n\nToday has been something else
Swiggity swooty, MMs own your booty
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15000 tech workers still working in Meta's reality lab division, billions of burn per quarter still. Reality lab took a 2nd place followed by the AI play, but Meta has yet to pivot away.
Was said about spy earlier roo
I think NFLX leadership is not doing a good job. Lolll
Sure yeah I’ve no problem with that assessment. I want a better life for my immediate family and my loved ones. I’m living for them, not yours or whoever might come down the line 100 years later. Ridiculously entitled to expect otherwise of a person IMO.
Would still smash ngl
Im very tired of all the winning
wtf i sold at like 23.50
They let you do it when your famous.
lol
I have diarrhea
Define a while. Think were looking at something 2027?
Once papa J Powell is gone the real recession gonna hit like a truck
Yea, but they dont move hundreds of percent
did I not show you how to work the fryer already?
Oh. So 18k is less than 10% of ur portfolio ok.
Lmao literally
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Sell them to me. Lettuce hands will sell, diamonds are not for everyone. You have been warned.
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His father didn’t love him
NFLX HAHAHahahahahaaaaah 💀⚰️
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!banbet SOFI 28 14d
Seems fine to me
NFLX was 82.9 and now 83.3 \n\nBottom found 🍑
Ugh, this is exactly how I feel.
>If you don't care about that, it still is a scarcity play. 21 million will ever exist. Less than a million left to create within the next few months\n\nRegarded. The 21M coin issuance is what's been paying to keep it online and secure. That cap is going to be removed.
Think it'll come to that? They've got something like a $5bn spread between the liquidity injection today and the auction tomorrow, and I have the feeling typical buyers may not be feeling as "safe" absorbing the rest as usual.
No, i like to donate to the wealthy
Cheeseburgers are very healthy if the ingredients are real
Most boomer post I've seen all day.
Yeah these won’t print buddy
Lmao it’s my biggest holding with like 650 average yikes
good plan - buy when it hits 0
Plot twist: he is gay
You and your poop have the same thinking capacity
Damn … shit tanked . Guess I’m a Netflix advocate now.
What’s wrong with Donnie?
if you cooked on a -4% drop maybe you shouldn't have sold CSPs
Imagine if the Euro ticket holders don’t show up tomorrow and 🥭 has a half empty room.
Im glad i didnt make a lot today. Becouse at one point, i considered throwing a few more bands into the game. Jane reminded me that im dumb for even considering it.
Bols, there’s nothing wrong with leap calls. You can still technically call yourself bols.
When Mark Carney, PM of Canada, says that the old order isn't coming back, he means we're not doing the 90's again. He understands Brittney Spears has gone psycho.
Wall Street already hates the WBD acquisition and these fucking 🤡 s running the show decide to suspend buybacks to double down
<fart noise>
yea its wsb.
Don't worry Donald Trump will say everything is fine and he never lies to anyone.
Bloody 🥭
Happy cake day. Don't over trade on days like this.
Upgraded by citi
The dude buys 500k shares and they can’t even break 22$ ahahahahaha
I am not enjoying being led by a fat retarded pedophile
Iceland is glacier and bare rock
NFLX making it really hard to hold shares for this past month
bruh are we not TACOing anymore or what
Yo your screen is disgusting
Greenland>Redland
Keep on holding bro, this shit will reverse 100% \nMy average is $95
My portfolio is shriveled like my D thanks mango man
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In a lot of other parts of the world they’d just call them “wife owners” so…
I'm really doubtful that the dip has or will finish dipping anytime soon. Trump is extremely adamant that he won't back down from the Greenland goal. However, even if the EU folds, which they eventually will if Trump keeps at it, it's gonna take a while for them to "hand it over," whatever that even looks like. \n\nFeels like a full red week.
Hopefully this in a Roth IRA
if you think this is bad you should’ve saw the weekend thread
Greasy ass hands smudging the screen. Salt and vinegar chips every day
That's what some retard in here told me at 300
""Jk" - 🥭" ---- wsj
Can I get an upside down shot too?
“Why can’t cheeseburgers be healthy, why does all the unhealthy food taste good”\n\nOne cheeseburger *is* healthy. Probably one of the most calorie dense and nutrient rich foods you could have if you add some greens/fixings. \n\n*20 cheeseburgers a month* is unhealthy. \n\nIf you were some dirt farming caveman, a cheeseburger would be the healthiest thing you’d eat in your entire life. That’s why it tastes good.
Took a pic of your ipad?
It fucked it! Bigly!
gold and silver duh
you know there is this new thing called screenshots\n\nand clean that shit
Punished for not brushing your teeth right
I bought SKYT a couple weeks ago just so I could say 'OHHHH SKYT SKYT MUHHFUCKA, OHHHH SKYT SKYT GOD DAMN!'. It's worked out thus far lol.
Clean your screen dirty boy
Google please pop ur badussy
One more dip ur contracts will be under water. I am not hoping for a dip. After that dip even if they raise high ur contracts will gain lesser value than u anticipate them for.
Netflix bag holder here
That was a cracking speech.  Compare that to the 'gramps is off his meds' performance we've just had- its night and day.
Assuming the dip isn't bought up overnight...
Bitcoin as safe haven? Lol c'mon man.....
#In America there is a shirt that's literally called "wife beater" LMAO🤌
They will default. Holy shit for you, lmfao for rest of world
Agreed the whole point was that TACO was supposed to mean that the trade war went away... but it never did 1 year later abs just got worse
Dividends.  $,KO $O
Gold
I got me some of those there rocks. I also quite like crypto rocks though only got a couple of them. Don't agree it's a waste os space and does nothing - it does at least as much than bits of paper with people's faces printed on them, and moves around more easily - but this coupling with indexes is interesting. Agree the institutional adoption will sway that.
Da fak happen with netshit, 300$ down a drain on this 90$ call. Fak, I could call a Hooker and get fak better for an hour.
While we’re here I really loved watching Dark, a mind bending series on Netflix
Sugar. You're getting punished for eating shitty food.
They will print 💯%
What's up with all pure political posts. At least add what it did to your portfolio
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I predict I will have to take at least two more poops today
Wait until TACO finds out Greenland is the land of ice and Iceland is the land of green. Then he will blame Europe for name-scamming US and will put 200% tariffs on anyone who didn't let him know about the fact.
Make Netflix Great again!!
Netflix calls at open FREE MONEY
The WB deal may take TWO YEARS to go through and no buyback till then. Lower guidance on every single metric. Can you elaborate why you think there is an upside?
Cash and bonds for now.
Even $70-$75 for me
Market as a whole is down...
Told my wife we should cancel Netflix because we never watch it any more. Sorry, boys.
Someone in the tech industry told me he predicts we will see a quantum computing boom that will dwarf what we are seeing with the ai proliferation.
Sooooo European leaders coming out 1 by 1 and saying Europe has to stand up to trump. Trump is remaining defiant.\n\nYeah this will go well tomorrow.
I've heard that one before
Or it just became a regular investment, and people treat it as a stock
Can NFLX continue to go down please? I want to buy some when it’s cheaper.
Dumped that shiz real quick and to the guy with tsla calls rip
NFLX is currently holding at April support. It could bounce hard from here.
I hope for your own money that you're right, but I think it's too early to buy the dip - still more dip-ing left to go..
Ya don't say
Beloved WST members,\n\nThink, please, think. If two of the most manipulated assets are skyrocketing (gold and silver), why on Earth should Bitcoin not? Its features make it the ONLY safe haven asset. \n\nHaving exposure to it through BTC treasury companies is just common sense. Buy ASST, MSTR, etc.\n\nDon’t cry later.
Did we even say thank you?
They’ve got content coming out there ears
So Jim Cramer was right. Tuesday is a bad day....guh!
No it doesn’t, such a load of crap
I would back up my big a$$ and load it up if I get NFLX at 65
I picked up some Feb 180 calls when it dipped below 178 today.
THAT DOES IT!!! I'm starting a daycare in Minneapolis..........
If I fail, I will just get 4 jobs
Donald Trump is a retard.
central banks are the only whales that matter
My nflx CSPs are cooked 🙁
The bears won💔
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Pro tip, this strategy is foundational to my investment activities : if you lost money today just transfer that amount from your bank account and boom you didn't lose any money
He seems pretty serious... maybe 50/50 he goes all the way on greenland so taco is a toss-up. He is deranged and unhinged.
In my defense I’m retarded
Seems like i just need to inverse the plays called out on this thread
Some ppl really have $ to 🔥
Cavities are weird\n\nLike getting punished for enjoying food
Metas earnings don't matter.  Everyone knows it prints money.  What matters is how much zuck intends to spaff on nuclear powered anime avatars or whatever.  Thats what's spooking people.
Where did u buy them ibkr only allows durring trading times
Diversification to avoid manipulation
Somalian daycare centers bought puts.
NFLX Earnings Call interrupted by Ads every two minutes
Need to take Greenland, Somalia threatening it