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| dawg u would have to waterboard me for me to admit I only get single-digit action on the daily |
| did he have a face? did he have hands? then it wasnt us! |
| Yes |
| same |
| 🍟 👉 🍑 |
| That actually sounds bery encouraging. No one is gonna get everything they want but at least they still want to talk |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Who’s the worst golfer in this tournament? I’m down to my last $5000. I’m gonna put it all on him. |
| The trick is to do a lot on Fridays so that you crash and sleep until Monday market open |
| Sundays get mad depressing if you do it Friday and Saturday |
| I got puts too guy |
| Pleased & proud to say I've had my job for 4 years even though I masturbate & fuck my sex doll 5 - 7x a day\n\nEspecially with AI taking other people's jobs and these bums on Wall Street Bets still looking for a job |
| I wonder what sort of food they're being served? |
| There’s a report that he has no face or legs but I guess that was okay for Stephen Hawking |
| Too soon for Pltr calls |
| 0dte OTM calls are the only thing that makes me hard anymore |
| Ask them for the Costco return policy. |
| And HOA’s wet dream |
| sometimes |
| its only saturday. this is gona be like that truck forever driving into the metal pole gif isnt it?\n\n\n[link!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhpvmqrXe1w) |
| Craving trading or craving coke? |
| You don’t die young though |
| Saudi Arabi, Babi. |
| Trump is getting fucking removed regardless of wallstreet |
| JD likes to sing sea shanties |
| That's why the Pakistani PM rushed to Saudi Arabi today |
| I live in a freightliner and drive a prius. It balances out if you don't think about it. |
| Started doing coke before trading to enhance my skills, but now I’m craving it on the weekends too |
| Depends, do you live by the river? |
| And by Tuesday, 🌮 on the peace deal |
| $5 |
| GUH |
| If Iran doesnt immediately open the strait the US should walk away |
| None of this would have happened if Iran had The Örb. |
| You picked the wrong side Microsoft! |
| The highlight of bulls week is the trip to Golden Corral after church 😄 |
| Deal is all but agreed. Weekend wall street showing a gap up already. SPY opens 690 or above and probably reaches ATH this week. |
| When is the IPO dropping tho? |
| Laws are for us peasants. |
| The only thing that surprises me is that they didn't use a less logical unit. Sips, puddles or children's bladders or something. Much more logical and convenient than liters. |
| Puberty. Most people look awkward in their teenage years. \n\nAnd later you learn looks that matter that much. What really matters is your personality and your bank account. |
| No 4chan does, but wallstreetbets is a close 2nd |
| No, just the customary square dancing. Then it's down to business. |
| Send Furiosa to collect, build Gastown. |
| Skill issue. I was lactose intolerant as a kid and grew out of it. |
| It just went back up to where it closed on Friday lol |
| 1 |
| Didn’t read. No positions. Ban. |
| So calls on SaaS companies you’re saying the day after some AI thing is announced? |
| Id be happy to sell them mine but I'm not sure if they'll be tall enough to ride it. |
| I'm so fucking bullish |
| Not with that attitude he wont |
| So during these breaks do they have to small talk and stuff? Like a corporate offsite |
| They do do that |
| Imagine posting your husband's boyfriend's list of rules on reddit.\n\nWe don't care. We aren't interested |
| A deal will be reached tomorrow. 🥭 And Ayatollah we be vacationing together on Epstein Island by Monday. Hope you held calls over the weekend |
| gl |
| This made my Sunday morning… abs gold (crude) - thank you ! |
| i live in and drive a diesel sprinter van during the summer. can gas at least go up to where diesels at so i dont feel like i'm being fucked in particular? |
| 🌽 pumped +0.5%\n\n\nBols: We won! Monday ATH! |
| Both sides agree pineapple on pizza is a warcrime |
| lol I dunno, haven't tried it yet. |
| Market is going straight up in to SpaceX IPO next. Then all the ibankers dump it all and count their bread in Hamptons when retail chases and holds the baggie. |
| Don’t have the capital to buy the amount of SNDK stock that would give me the profits that selling its puts have already given me, 4K in less than a month. |
| First Maybach commercial I've ever seen |
| No Rest for the Wicked. It's like Dark Souls meets Diablo |
| fallen, discarded geniuses can only wrap themselves in the warmth of their arrogance and memories of past glory \n\nbol wrap themselves in other people's genitals |
| What about boobs? |
| I didn’t know lactose intolerance made you fart lol. That sucks I love cheese too. take gas x before I eat cabbage sometimes when I’m really craving it haha |
| Good luck finding a laundry machine that takes gold |
| Lactase pills. |
| Holy shit JDs here |
| They took a cocaine and hookers break. Negotiations will continue well into the night. |
| Gotta hit your jawline with a hammer like a retard |
| There is a 0% chance of that 👍 |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| yes, got rekt with being short on puts in Q1. but now the war is over and earnings are fantastic --> pumping |
| If it just said "Palantir", it "might" have been ok, except he put the ticker PLTR in it too, like he's instructing his millions of followers exactly what to buy. It wasn't part of the normal thread list (Iranian stuff), just added in there randomly, probably because Peter Thiel asked him to post. |
| Deep |
| Help me Cashflow\n\nI love cheese and I am constantly farting now \n |
| Just in\n> IRAN'S GOVERNMENT ON X: NEGOTIATIONS WILL CONTINUE DESPITE SOME REMAINING DIFFERENCES |
| You know I was wondering what us regards do to satisfy our gambling addiction on the weekends, and then I remembered that casinos exist |
| Hair transplant, peptides, cosmetic surgeries if you are ugly, gym |
| Bro dodged a gov pump, godspeed |
| What did I miss now ? 🥭 threatening China ? |
| We will never see gas under $___ again |
| All intolerance does. |
| Everything gets worse as you get older |
| Might have to go to the Container Store for something like this, Chief. |
| now, what happens if you bought livestock? |
| ber would rather be genius but wrong\n\nbol would rather be stupid but right \n\nSAD! |
| You can go your own way man, 240k would be quite a signal to me |
| That’s your fault for being greedy when it had already gone down $7 before the tweet |
| Make America Gape again |
| Not here, dm me |
| Does lactose intolerance get worse as you get older? |
| Through central casting |
| I'll be very happy if we go down that much. The most likely bear case is that nothing happens and the market chops down 1.5% throughout the week. |
| Yes! That’s where I remember it. |
| what are yours 👀 |
| One of those is embarrassing but three of those is a pattern |
| This is a pure Michael Reeves moment |
| She does how did you know |
| Schrodingers strait |
| Crazy bastards |
| the latter |
| look up gay porno on the internet so I've heard |
| Hasn’t this happened before, he manages to fob it off to someone that wanted it |
| Already a new season of Landman out? |
| The Botox is easier but the self-facial is more fun. |
| I don’t believe in diversity |
| I wish my proclivities were so tame |
| Looks like your wife's boyfriend sent over the approved tickers list. If you trade anything that's not on this list, he will make pregnant your wife. |
| We do, youre just not very good at this. |
| Botox or cum on face every night |
| Bulls girlfriend lives in Canada, you wouldn't know her 😂 |
| Calls on Schwinn? |
| Why puts? SNDK going to $1200 in a few months. Aren’t you aware of the massive infrastructure buildout and shortage crisis in memory lasting till 2028 |
| gonna be sad when vix goes down and I have to rely on talent instead of the obvious fucking move of selling u guys theta for dollars on the penny |
| Yes |
| Texas Tea! |
| Why the fuck should the US get a cut of anything? If this is the way we are headed, we might as well just attack every country and pillage every resource it has while forcing its inhabitants to be slaves. |
| Glad to do my part |
| Don’t worry, it still hasn’t got past the straight of Hormuz. You got time. |
| So strait open or still close |
| Coffee is for closers! - Iran |
| Not even a framework to start the negotiations lol |
| How does one get into looksmaxxing? |
| There are concepts of an agreement |
| Maybach commercials during The Masters. |
| The Strait opening up really makes me want to harvest some USO call premiums. Want to watch me make USO moon? |
| it’s just a lower high 🤷♂️ |
| I had MSFT for last 4 years, and recently got rid of it to get SNDK + MU. \n\nSOFI - never looked into it actually |
| This goes against global integration which is one of the key principles of capitalism. Like you said, alternatives are almost always available but the choices are typically made in favor of those offering best products and services on the global scale. |
| Take it to jiffy lube the disposal fee is low |
| # dumbass europoors using commas instead of decimal points. WHAT THE FUCK?\n\n# they are so fucking regarded |
| Lololol |
| Is this diversification?\n\nButterfly meme^ |
| I’ll buy your barrels at 72 is you cover shipping to Ohio. Does anyone in Ohio want some barrels of oil for 71? |
| Ugh YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! |
| Prime real estate available in Tehran |
| People been looksmaxxing for thousands of years , it's just now we are more knowledgeable on how to improve our looks |
| Bulls can't go out to party tonight because they have Sunday School in the morning 😂 |
| Same. Keeps me sane talking to other insane people |
| If you can’t afford to live here, then maybe you should move somewhere else |
| Rory lost the lead????? |
| It already has been |
| Magic Mike is an underrated movie. It’s a 7/10 at least |
| Why no Sofi or Msft? |
| I'm hearing people say that there's a "shortage of dollars" and countries are selling their US Treasuries because they need actual dollars to buy thing like energy, fertilizer, food, commodities, etc. \n\nBut it's kind of like being in an old school laundromat where you need a lot of quarters to feed the machines. There might a be "shortage of quarters", but they're still only worth 25 cents. IDK. Do we have to hold gold again? Is that the play this year too? |
| Thank you God for not making me attracted to feet like these weirdos!!! |
| from the perspective of dating as a neckbeard, it is old enough to expect single moms. |
| They know JD Wance will ask them if they own a suit if they didn't |
| It’s why I only play shorts. Stairs up elevator do down |
| https://preview.redd.it/eo8ucpjaymug1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b2b5fefe513f98c554e93db889126381b2c640b |
| lmao, yes short puts |
| *US WILL PAY STRAIT OF HORMUZ TOLL EXCLUSIVELY FROM PUT PREMIUMS FROM GAY BEARS* |
| So at this point, there's no agreement on ANY points of the ceasefire. Right? |
| SNDK NBIS NVDA META RDDT MU TSLA GOOGL \n\nThat’s my total folio |
| nahhhh f that I’m buying puts because of this meme |
| That printed money all goes to hat people so it’s not real for you |
| lol.. Asians are ditching the cars now for bicycles. Eco friendly they said. \n\nMaybe we will see more here in US. \n\nPS: Bicycles sales and parts are soaring and high in demand. |
| One dollar Bob |
| Hormuz, friend of the show |
| Put it on a boat and send it through the Strait of Hormuz. If it makes it, you'll be rich! If it doesn't, at least you're not aboard... |
| Nightmare fuel |
| the letter doesn't specify what happens if he fails to take delivery or mention the margin debt issue (e.g. you have to pay for the delivery according to the contract price). so no, its false. |
| # BUY BUY BUY\n\nor you will get left behind forever |
| For selling PUTS, SNDK. |
| Are your loads clear post vasectomy? |
| Call Billy Bob, he’ll drive up from Fort Worth |
| This just tells me your ready to lose even more money than before and in a shorter time. |
| After my housekeeper comes over I keep my place clean for like a day and a half and then it turns into anarchy and chaos |
| I guess so, 300 than? |
| Monthly electic bill erases his gains |
| I’d start calling some mid-caps like last week… |
| I wish we had hyperinflation so my portfolio would be green |
| I’m am, except I have a Reddit page open where I can trash talk the orange turd . |
| just heat your house with oil |
| If we make a deal ber are bigly fuk\n\nIf we don't make a deal ber are mildly fuk |
| But did you get a Certificate of Authenticity with yours? |
| Best regards\n\n |
| # IN THE FIRST HOUR |
| You have to bring your own barrels? Awww, man … |
| Would be a major red flag for me. Single parent and children. Must be difficult knowing that child isn't biologically yours deep down but then you become too emotionally invested in the family dynamics to say this isn't working after a few years |
| u/Driox \nwhat was the price when you opened your long? I think the current spot price is higher than what that contract closed for, too.\n\nThe EFP or broker-arranged transfer will eat into the profit, but you might still come out ahead.\n\nlol\n\nlmao even |
| Darn |
| In the end, maybe he was right, everything IS computer… |
| Bulls are saving themselves for marriage 😂 |
| It's for my child's birthday and I already promised it to them. |
| hate it when stuff actually happens, you all get so autistically hung up on whatever event. Better when you're spinning conspiracies about non events |
| Best Regards |
| I made like 20k off its run up though |
| King of the regards |
| Code Enforcement: Of course this America. Is that fence up to code. |
| Need the call this Hormuz guy, heard he got a fire Hormussy. |
| hasn't he already said both of those things? plus some others? |
| Well, well, well..... I own an interest in three Wells if you are also interested in an interest that puts you at 238 Wells. |
| I’d buy a couple. |
| s'all good |
| Downloaded it to try and make a porn video. Couldnt figure it out in 10 mins and uninstalled.\n\nLoading puts on Monday |
| Bullish AS FUCK |
| # bers getting cucked EVERY SINGLE TIME and they never learn\n\n# severe learning disability\n\n# LMAOOOOOOO |
| Open the strait with no tolls!\nNo!\nGimmie uranium!\nNo!\nOpen the strait!\nNo!\n\nFlip side\n\nUnfreeze Assets!\nNo!\nLeave Middle East!\nNo!\nNever attack us again!\nNo! |
| If puts, yes |
| My Strategy is to touch myself tonight, get drunk with cheap whisky, and play red or black until monday, it will buy whatever on Monday |
| Inappropriate one-upsmanship. |
| Yeah but they'd have been able to pay for it if they hadn't already basically bankrupted themselves by holding depreciated bonds.\n\n\nIt's like saying "he went bankrupt because he was underwater on his house" and don't mention that he burned his house down.\n\n\nA bank run only matters to the solvency of the bank if you're holding assets that can't be sold. A bank that's above water on its assets just gets a bridge loan from the Fed and sells at par and comes out unscathed. |
| Now |
| Welllllll the next thing ya know 'ol Driox's a millionaire... |
| https://preview.redd.it/bkzqwt7cxmug1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=429adedd63ef3cfc8bbe66d66f4f8ec4c3383490 |
| Not sure about the other family members, but I bet your sister's friends have heard about it. |
| no one can be this dumb, right? |
| I've got a couple 55 gallon drums i can loan you. |
| Iranian delegation did their homework prior to the meeting, they're wearing a suit |
| Make it 10% |
| So long as it's not Reed putting on the green, I'm good w/ whomever does. |
| Bro is cooked 😀 |
| weds? try monday after 9:30 |
| If you liked breath of the wild you prolly like Crimson Desert |
| I’ve been using BTC for 12 years. You are probably sending me your funds 😎 |
| Lmao damn true, got many peoply in my neighbourhood in that situation and their lives are completely fucked by relational tensions |
| exactly. but more than 5%, rather sth like 7-8% |
| Maybe you'll get lucky and they'll [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exxon\_Valdez](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exxon_Valdez) it.... clean up on the insurance payout?\n\n |
| Cue Charlie Day voice: *WILD CARD* |
| That’s what I’m saying lol |
| Add two scoops of media blackout and you might be on to something. |
| Exquisite |
| Which game? |
| Idk keep it for a couple of months and sell it in the before the next big TACO\n\nYou’ll be a millionaire |
| That's like twenty tanker-trucks full of crude. |
| I didn't even see your comment, great minds bro 😂 |
| I don't get this meme after he tweeted on Friday the stock went up like 1% lol |
| Fair enough, just be careful though\n\nI’ve blown up an account trying to bet against the hype before and when it happens it’s super jarring |
| Give this guy a job at a major firm |
| My wife agrees. Much better after the vasectomy too. |
| # sure bers, we will test GFC low very soon. this time for real LMAOOOOO\n\ndumb ber |
| I’ve been watching these stocks for a very long time. The ones on the puts list are weak stocks and vulnerable to profitably issues. The supply and demand is skewed. There’s no need to buy calls on Disney or Visa, Apple is a stronger stock. \n\nTiers are the first line of defense. If I see set ups in those names, I take them. If I’m not seeing an a+ set up I then look at other stocks on the list for ideas. |
| Call the futures desk \*now\* and ask for EFP (Exchange for Physical). |
| BYOB |
| Everyone's hyping crimson desert. is it good? |
| lol, this reads like it was written by a kindergartner whose entire experience with economic theory is limited to drooling on the corner of a textbook. |
| They got advertisement from the White house though.. "Just ask our enemies" |
| # Bers really think the bottom is not in yet LMAOOOOOOOO\n\ngosh they are fucking stupid and regarded |
| as he comments on a Saturday |
| Alpha age, half this sub is 50+ and still considers themselves young |
| Nice brother 🙌! Sick setup btw I’d love to have it even if it’d be completely unnecessary |
| I am robot |
| 😆 |
| I'd rather be single for life than become a step dad and the family dynamics complexities that comes with that. The child has 2 dads now, the biological dad hates you, conflicting parenting styles between two dad/step and mother /step, the child spends some days with him and some with you, then he will get a new girlfriend and so now she's a stepmother too. You may have a child also with the biological mother and now there is a step brothe/stepsister, step uncle, step aunt. What if you split up with this woman. Are you still the stepdad? Do you split the stepbrother /stepsister up for ever? If you find a new gf then she's a step mother too and the cycle starts again. Arguments, conflict, lifelong trauma and confusion for children. Sounds potentially worse than the middle |
| A lot of software stocks got completely dumped on earnings recently despite beating estimates and raising guidance above expectations. Makes me think that PLTR is going to dump regardless of what numbers it pulls out for next quarter. |
| # LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| lol unless you’re trading a business account the broker steps in and cancels the contract so this exact thing doesn’t happen, it’s why they ask all those questions when you open the account |
| My bet: Talks fail - Spy -0,5. Talks succed - Spy +5% |
| Banbet spy -2.5% by EOD Wednesday |
| Nothing worse than sitting down to get a nice relaxing gaming sesh in and the new game is shit. Feels like my time was stolen, and now I got work to do. -\_\_- |
| Lmao |
| Time for spy -40% |
| My mom once caught me watching porn, my dad once caught me while I had my dick out and I once accidentally sexted my sister, I'm traumatized to this day and I still wonder if they ever told each other about it |
| The last time I fucked a couch I cut my dick on a spring |
| Exactly, please explain. Why are some on the puts only list? Why are others puts and calls. What was you epiphany? What do the tiers indicate? What’s the thesis behind the rule? Where’s SNDK? |
| Yeah good idea I’ll start doing that |
| This is about as degenerate as they come, welcome sir you belong here! |
| so your futures turned into... presents? |
| For data centers, I know that it’s true. I have no idea about any user applications. |
| What are they even talking about |
| My #1 advice to all the men out there is find a woman who will match your personality and **sex drive**! \n\nThere are a lot of couples that have different libidos (high vs low) and they don't work out. See r/deadbedrooms |
| # Down $240k ytd. Do you think I will make it back before the midterms? |
| # Making my way downtown |
| I'm trying to visualize how much space OP needs. A barrel in crude oil measurement is the equivalent of 42 US gallons. So, that's about 84000 gallons of crude. That's still pretty hard to visualize, but a barrel is a little larger (42 US gallons) than a somewhat-standard beer keg (32 US gallons), so we're looking at about 2625 beer kegs. That's quite the kegger.\n\n18-wheel semi-trailer tankers have capacity for about 10000 US gallons. So, it's going to be multiple trips to move it around.\n\nFinally, it's almost 318 cubic metres (1m3 = 6.29 barrels).\n\nIn minecraft, this would be the equivalent volume of almost 5 stacks worth of blocks (1 cubic metre each * 64), unless you had to carry it in buckets. |
| Was she a dumb bitch? If so, your chances are good |
| Explain? |
| Where’s the number 1 stock in 2025/2026 SNDK?? |
| I like Rory but this makes tomorrow a lot more interesting so I can't complain too much. |
| I have so many coins that I have to go to the Coinstar machine like 50 times. FML. |
| You're 5 years away from 40. |
| Humans are part of nature. |
| I've been given lots of meh AI tools and I'm not sure I want any of it |
| Highly regarded take |
| I feel like you forgot to include some additional info here… |
| The choice to prevent violence, and the decision power to step in. That’s enough |
| They just need a shower in money and they'll feel much better. |
| YOU'RE STEALING MY BIT! |
| “We’ll only grant this ceasefire if you open the strait immediately”. A week later: “Come on guys, I really mean it, you really better open the strait now”. It’s like watching a parent plead with their child who just ignores them and obviously has no respect for them because they know the parent won’t punish them |
| Even if these talks don't end in a deal. It will end on a good note with a concept of a deal with future talks and Spy will be green regardless. Sprinkle in a positive tweet on top of that and BERS R FUK |
| It’s not about cost or ingenuity. There’s already supported software that does many of the things American companies do. Yes, Office is easier to use in 99% of cases, plenty of places don’t use it (even within America). Same goes for Zoom. \n\nThey aren’t going to get rid of everything American, but reducing their dependencies makes future threats less catastrophic. |
| Long $FSLY - 1000 shares @ $6. Edge computing is gna eat everyone’s lunch |
| The key thing in both of those is neither took physical delivery, assuming it was real. You literally can't take physical delivery even if you wanted to if you don't have an account with a FCM. |
| I regularly chart about 130 monitors |
| Is 35 old =( |
| Seeing how much is similar between AI tokens and nft tokens makes me wonder if some of it wasn't repurposed from nft |
| What about mamas lemon pound cake |
| Nah bro he’d be a non flexible Top only 💀 |
| It’s fuckin written |
| Iran’s best bud china would never accept toll is usd |
| He should've been more specific....although his choice of words point more towards the location of the meet rather than people involved in it. |
| Doesn’t sound great if they’re still trying to find a framework to even start discussions |
| \^ I duno but this guy probly does. ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ |
| Fucking Reed falling off and Young taking off were not on my bingo card today |
| Snowflake |
| "Told CNN " seems like a clue |
| This brings me back. |
| Il be at tank farm 7, bay 14 in 10 minutes. |
| Not gambling if I knew I would lose big and reset. Got angry at losses and for some retarded reason intentionally disemboweled my portfolio on it. Okay, maybe gambling. \n\nMaybe I just like raising the stakes. $6k got me to $27k in two months, guess I just wanted to see how far I can take $200 in 2 months [gonna throw 200 back in Monday and restart the casino cycle]. |
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| "And then one day you find ten years have got behind you\n\n No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun." |
| 🤣 |
| Talks falling apart like Rory at the Masters 😭😭 |
| Bro, if chics are on an app...there's a bad reason. They can get their cheeks clapped and bills paid w/o ever going on an app (unless it's tinder). |
| Orange swan |
| This chat reeks of desperation and a yearning |
| Blueberry are best |
| I feel bad for them but like fuck am I bringing up some other guy's kids. |
| How to make someone take your oil\n1-Go to a small island, 2-Scream: I HAVE FOUND OIL, 3- Wait, 4- Watch how the USA takes the oil🦅 |
| They're in-tent-ional, not in-build-ional. |
| Racist for u to assume he’s not talking about Vance |
| I've been in the market for over 10 years, I swing traded on my phone the majority of that time and probably profited $25 or $30 thousand over those years because I was in and out of the market. I started momentum day trading September 2024, started with just three monitors hooked up to my laptop, January I got the 49 inch top monitor and the fifth bottom right monitor. I had a $2500 account the beginning of 2025 and closed out the year with $20,000 in profit. Had to drain my account for some unexpected bills and now kinda starting over but I'm profitable. |
| Every. Single. Stein. |
| https://preview.redd.it/dwasa5sivmug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20079d9b927ea6ef618f3da1e63fdf81c82358e3\n\nSame time tomorrow? |
| "Sounds bullish to me" - the market |
| # Weekly reminder that creampies are the best pies. |
| https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/11/world/live-news/iran-us-war-talks?post-id=cmnutq8wo00003b6qgmyqhh21 |
| Ingenuity |
| you got old dude. |
| Source? |
| It was the best of regards, it was the worst of regards. |
| Racist POS |
| Maybe he's going to cheat on his couch and try a rug instead. A little rug and tug. |
| China would never go for it + would demand the toll is paid in Yuan, which the US would never go for. So talks will never go anywhere. |
| \> US-Iran negotiations take place in Pakistan \n\> Pakistan is in war with Taliban controlled Afghanistan \n\> High level diplomatic US and Iranian official is in a Pakistan Nur khan air base \n\> Israel doesn't want negotiations to happen or succeed\n\nBibi / Israeli government is probably scheming up a Israeli-supported Taliban attack on Nur khan airbase to halt US-Iran negotiations. |
| I'm sick of matching up with single moms, fuck off I'm not paying for your kids, I'd rather stay virgin |
| No. It’s longjohn silvers now |
| I’m seeing Iran is installing roadblocks in front of their nuclear facilities in anticipation |
| Very Hannibal-esque |
| The problem is accountability. No AI company, not matter how good their model (See V-JEPA) will ever acept responsibility. You will always need human oversight. AI won't surpass the role of assistant due to this. |
| I'm think the smart way is either IGV or a high conviction pick? \n\nSome might say it's the solid and oversold like CRM.ADBE. Others might say the must haves or security like NET/CRWD.\n\nMy pick? \n\n**MSFT**\n\nIt's been sold off so much despite being very solid. Reminds me of the GOOG selloff from last year or the META one before the "year of efficiency". Also MSFT has the means to survive given it is systemic foothold in operating system, diversification into cloud/gaming/socials/etc, has it's own AI setup, is a hyperscaler, cashflow/assets/credit, and is actually invested in the AI companies that are supposedly killing SaaS. |
| I'm sorry, that is hard. You know, they have some really great mounting and even framing options for fishing poles. Might be something to consider. |
| I'd personally go for the HX too. |
| I wonder if it smells like raw sewage where these negotiations are taking place? |
| charting is an illusion. 50% chance stocks go up or down at any given time during the day. the way to up your odds if you have a bot scanner scanning X, bloomberg terminal, etc. and tell the bot to buy calls or puts. then obviously insider info helps. |
| Can oil and market go up at same time please? |
| There was someone who actually managed to buy coals due to an API mismatch. They did call and asked if he was sure - he was arrogant and didn't really want to listen. Then the coals were delivered. |
| It’s called a paraphrase. Some of his tweets were begging for help, while also threatening his former allies |
| What are these naughty happenings between JD Vance and some couch that you are all referring to in here? |
| The status of the Strait of Hormuz will remain unchanged until Iran and the United States reach a “common framework” for continuing negotiations, an Iranian security source told CNN.\n\nThe source said “excessive demands” by the American side on multiple issues — including the vital waterway — have so far prevented the two sides from agreeing on a shared basis to move talks forward.\n\n“Iran is in no hurry,” the source said, adding that Tehran has conveyed to the US that until a common framework is reached, “the status of the Strait of Hormuz will remain unchanged,” and that “even the number of ships that had been agreed upon will not be able to pass.”\n\nThe source warned that if US negotiators do not take what he called a “realistic outlook,” the strait will remain closed.\n\n |
| I literally sold 1 of 2 LEAPS for a $200 gain, 1 day before. 🙁 |
| no no no!!!!! please stop the downvotes!!! \n\nI meant to say "berz r ghey" |
| play wii golf? |
| I mean, you're technically correct. All money is just circulated to one another except the trillions that the US government prints. |
| Nothing ever happens |
| I hope JD loses control and fucks a rare Persian couch so my SPX puts hit next week. |
| 1. LLMs will become more specialized but worse in general. Western models will continue to ignore the important markets and all try to pile into the office, claw or coding agentic behavior. This will prove to be a mistake when other AI niches are met by non-western models. \n3. Do you mean V-JEPA? The alternative to LLM architecture that is especially suitable for humanoid robots? |
| I believe it is |
| Not behind Wendy's they don't |
| TIRED -> Negotiations Collapsing\n\nWIRED -> Rory McIlroy Collapsing |
| you know it's not racists if it's in a song... |
| And all i have is my iphone. I bet i make more money. |
| nope, sold at 95k during hype. Closed at 90k during down. It was around 65k in total cov calls sold. \n\njust have to sell them during the mania, and you can make a ton. |
| They want us to bet against private credit rug pull the entire economy and screw ourselves for years lol |
| Ber spotted |
| Bro doin God's work |
| Finally some moonshine that will actually make me go blind. |
| Just a reminder.\n\nIf you own PLTR, you are scum. |
| pete |
| tru dat |
| My brother is a dual citizen and he voted for the two tailed dog party, which is a meme party |
| We will be charging the bears a toll everytime they come through the Thread of Wall Street Bets lmao 🤣 🤌 |
| This sub is my anti-depression drugs (sometimes it's depression drugs as well though) |
| Cool story Isaac Newton |
| Theoretically anyone can become Elon Musk, but practically you won’t. You can become a trillionaire in a day but you don’t. It’s a risk/cost vs probability/benefit. American tech isn’t just American, it’s Global. There’s a reason European largest companies are old established luxury/fashion brands and banks. If you have money, you’d rather keep it in Switzerland, drive a Ferrari, wear Swiss watch and dress up in Gucci, regardless of what your own country has to offer, right? |
| Well ya cause the underlying asset basically got halved 😂\n\nThat’s not something that you can reliably count on happening\n\nThe whole purpose of leaps is to give yourself leverage at a cheaper cost than borrowing shares. The actual theta decay for contracts 18+ months out and in the money is negligible\n\nSelling LEAPS won’t be a worthwhile strategy over extended time periods but I’m glad you got lucky with them this time. Especially if you sold them naked. You could have blown up your whole account if things went the other direction |
| I dont give a shit about any of that. I base my stocks on what I see in the real world. What I actually use and see other people using and talking about. |
| Thats the definition of insanity, im special not dumb. |
| Some of them were real back during the time oil went negative rofl 🤣 |
| A gallon? Damn |
| This will prove to be just the 1st round of talks. This weekend won't settle the really big issues. These kinds of negotiations take months or years.\n\nFor now the straits will remain under Iran's control. Shipping traffic will stay at much lower levels than before the war (even if the US decides to try force) for weeks if not months.\n\nI'm guessing oil goes to $110+ in the short term. |
| I dont think Vance can save Hungarian prezzie |
| Hold me back bro! |
| Why's the Pakistani PM going to Saudi Arabian for emergency stop regarding the talks |
| https://preview.redd.it/flqrrk0gumug1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d8c170a1dd010db8cc887e9fe3d4c235a22b818 |
| True, that could've swung the opposite direction as well though |
| What if JD actually wins the Nobel Peace Prize? |
| No, it was an April fools joke, originally on Twitter |
| Why would he sail it through to get to the place that has too much right now |
| EFP, good luck market is very backward hehe. |
| Anyone make some degen plays on the Hungarian elections? \n\nIdk how, but surely someone figured out a way |
| You need to reset context often (i.e. start a new chat) \n\nI actually like Gemini and Grok more for logic, but for building spreadsheets ChatGPT is crushing it. |
| You didn‘t buy the dip |
| Hey Claude: "Will MSFT ever go up again?"\n\nClaude: "MSFT is currently experiencing it's worst downturn in almost two decades, since the 2008 financial meltdown. Your retirement is therefore bigly fukt and we suggest a Wendy's application may be in order to secure your financial future."\n\nDamn |
| Basically the security equivalent of Alphabet being a threat to cryptography with their in-house quantum computers, in-house computers, in house TPUs, the TPU+CPU+GPU mix, the quantum+classic computing, and Deepmind/Gemini AI.\n\nIf I had to guess? Alphabet already has all the means in place to break bitcoin's cryptography and blockchain. As in they don't need any major breakthrough and have the means in place to do it already. It's only a matter of will power, procuring the parts, building the computers/datacenters/quantums, and building an AI to work on it endlessly. That and the legal/political ramifications of doing so. Cryptobros have their life savings in that shit and a lot of folks have their money in it too so Alphabet might might not want to open that can of worms just like how I probably shouldn't post this because cryptobros and btcmaxers will downvote me or argue with me about it even though I don't care and tell them not to reply to me about it right here. |
| Wow |
| Oxy calls or IWM calls will print either Monday lmao |
| Landman has entered the chat |
| Basically both sides trying to back down while talking as much shit as humanly possible. |
| ##The People Deserve 700 |
| No bro, drones to dig half a mile down through rubble and drag half a ton of enriched uraniums back to Israel |
| Lmaoo |
| At this point I just hope for the absolute cray-cray to be removed and that shit stabilizes afterwards. I genuinly think we will see a +10% correction worldwide once the 25th or even the 20th goes through. |
| The Meta in Meta is why you should stay away. |
| Both sides needed the ceasefire to rearm. Iran got a big shipment from China, we're sending more artiliry to the region, etc. |
| Math sucks because you can make up any bullshit in an essay and still get a 70 even if you have no idea what you're talking about but in math you just get a zero. |
| Plastic clothes are tough |
| 6 inches |
| This morning prior to start of round 3 I picked Cam Young at +2500 to win tomorrow. Im deep in the money now. Also picked Sam Burns at +2250. Also in the money now. |
| Best regards… |
| high T |
| No I have a realistic worldview and my reading comprehension is just fine. You said you’re actively choosing to believe things will get better but the reality is that there is nothing to suggest that it’s going to. Might as well believe in magic while you’re at it. |
| I'm leaning towards the HX. It's more expensive but supposedly it has more "accurate" tones. According to some discussions, the GX sounds more digital, which isn't ideal in general. Plus the HX gets firmware updates for more tones and whatnot. |
| Try harder |
| Need an ETSY store asap |
| Oil 75$ Monday |
| They really are. JC Penny had much better prices, especially on basics |
| I'm handsome 😏 |
| Biggest bull run 🏃♀️ ever coming |
| Although I have no navy or airforce or any real control of the coast... I demand that any ship entering the gulf of America pay me a toll or there will be consequences |
| That’s right, I just have sex with it. |
| You belong here |
| no |
| No man it was signed regards and labeled meme, ffs |
| Now be honest and tell me how much you made and in how many years |
| Yeah, they do hold up. Especially their pants. |
| no, highly unlikely |
| Spy is not hitting 600 anytime soon, if ever again |
| its from twitter |
| Sauce: “trust me bro” lol |
| I was going to help him pick it up but I ran out of fuel |
| how many inches of green spy can a bear butt take |
| No, doesn't the broker close the contracts before expiration to prevent that? |
| What’s the thinking on it? |
| Lets get you back to bed grandma |
| Cam gonna take it tomrorow callin it now |
| source? |
| u/l3luntl3rigade 😂 |
| You think that guy with the 2000 barrels of oil delivery is real? |
| So oily |
| Plug and play option go for the former. \n\nIf you want more customization and better tones go for the latter. |
| You win.\n\nBiggest winner in this sub, ever.\n\nI mean, the last guy actually ran a hog farm. |
| META gonna rip 5% Monday |
| 🗣️ _bark bark bark bark_ |
| They would prefer it not leak out by the time you get to the destination. |
| Wendy’s n chill? |
| I hear Diddy is getting out soon. |
| Bruh, you in the oil business now, apparently. Congrats |
| Or you realize SPY is still negative ytd?\n\nHYSA or sgov still outperforming it. |
| 😳 Wouldn't wanna piss you off.. take it easy now... |
| I’m into chopped bitches |
| But what is different is both parties do want out of the war, at least in the near term. There is no winner here really. |
| Y’all are both correct. They didn’t manage their interest rate and when they announced losses from selling some of their bonds, a bank run started which they were not gonna be able to pay for. |
| it’s time |
| my experience with walmart stuff is that it's getting what you pay for.\n\nGenerally uglier, less comfortable, and made of heavier and cheaper fabric. BUT, I will say that the clothes generally 'last' longer under moderate to heavy use than more expensive stuff |
| I think Netflix and Wendy's is the only thing keeping the population from rioting at this point, people are too comfortable |
| Wow rory chockin hard |
| You gotta go to a Burlington or Ross or Marshalls for better quality and value 🤌🤌\n\nWalmart clothes are oddly pricey |
| He should be rooting for Iran to start a blockade of the CFTC and SEC. |
| Why? Indexes may have price in to a large extent. Dont forget we literally went up 4% since Apr 8 or so.. |
| This sounds like a bit from it's always sunny |
| Half of these fuckers aren’t real. They are ai only real souls are unemployed |
| You think you've got trouble; I've got 5000 head of cattle awaiting collection (joking!) |
| So if the tanker firm pays Iran, but not the US, will US set the tanker on fire with a drone? |
| Threw some on young because he plays the same grips a few hours ago and cashed 40% to break even. I swear golf props move like 0dtes |
| You bought it, you get it. |
| I own an interest in 235 wells. I can move this. \n\nI haven't heard from anyone yet though. |
| It’s a public forum, welcome to Reddit. Dm OP if you don’t want other people to comment on your opinion. |
| Good boy |
| All this just for spy open flat would piss me off |
| It great.. till you realize missing out alot of the regard strength gains since last week lol.. |
| fries in the bag lil bro |
| Both\n\nWhy wouldn't they |
| No they have mcds dumpster |
| This is probably the most insightful thing anyone has ever uttered on this sub. |
| So many people talk about Walmart clothes being better than they were but now the sizing looks off and the store I just went into had a limit of three items for the fitting room! And there was only one fitting room! \n\nIt was like all the shirts were a size medium. The large and extra large felt too small and when I looked at the smalls they actually looked too big. |
| GX-100 or HX Stomp XL? |
| DRAINAGE |
| CASH GANG CHECKING IN |
| from the end of the healthcare strike in California |
| Just eat the contract\n\nhttps://youtu.be/8H8jJOhfffo?si=xEDeg6nag908Y7B7 |
| is mu going back up or nah |
| [ Removed by Reddit ] |
| A ground invasion? |
| lol Iran denies claims of us vessels passing through\n\nWhat side constantly lies |
| i fucking hate this centipede elite in sts 2 |
| Me for sure |
| Most of it was healthcare and has been healthcare for the past few months. |
| Always mostly bears in here on weekend bc they are too broke to enjoy their weekends |
| again. these chains are full of people with nothing but dumba$$ comments when someone is looking for real feedback. DM me if you want specific detail on what this means |
| Feels like the most likely scenario 🍻 |
| I took AP bio and AP physics.\n\nIronically I liked biology more. I discovered that while I love the concepts in physics, I hated the mind numbing math |
| ofc it's going nowhere cus mango's boss said our war with Iran isn't over |
| All of a sudden a localized negative price for oil. |
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| "Alexa, buy all of the oil." |
| It’s all fake. They want your money but not your labor |
| Why is $HELP on the WSB scoreboard? Who needs help |
| Sure. Just put the fries in the bag. |
| BREAKING FROM ISRAEL: Regardless of the outcome of the ongoing U.S.-Iran negotiations, an operation to retrieve the 60% enriched uranium in Isfahan will be carried out. All forces and military equipment required for this operation have already been deployed to the region. |
| This thing ruined everything else for me; nothing I love more than getting lost in those charts, man. Weekends are boring as hell. Why is that??? |
| Well, if you aren't affected by unemployment that's true sure. |
| He really is a dumbass |
| Yea sure gimme the credit card number. |
| weekend wall up, weekend crude down. i have 2 dte puts im cooked |
| Why would any agreement come to be? Trump is limited to 60 days of war without congress. Then he walks away. No one is going to have their demands accepted. They're gonna ghot each other. |
| What happened |
| Bring it virtually and Finally bring some value to Metaverse |
| I took AP calculus in highschool. It was all Asian students a Russian and me |
| Damn. I challenged my brother that the first 10 of them are targeted on Facebook would not not even be related to why he uses facebook (like seeing what your cousin is up to). It is all targeted. Now, precision targeted. |
| Thanks Obama, amirite? |
| Just eat the contract like Mac did I'm it's always sunny\n\nhttps://youtu.be/8H8jJOhfffo?si=xEDeg6nag908Y7B7 |
| Find a local producer, tell them you'll sell it to them for $80/bbl |
| Thinking of throwing some money on Scottie |
| This is the top |
| bulls are nearing extinction |
| And by policy makers you mean one party left power and a different party took power and fixed it |
| The Brooklyn bridge? I already bought that.. twice actually |
| Commodity players are the real geniuses.\n\nClosing deals on a weekend on r/wallstreetbets |
| Being old Rory, I thought he was done with that shit 🤷🏻♂️ |
| man, all bulls are fucked... |
| You gotta realize, most of these companies aren’t real, make no real money. It’s all a circle jerk of money circulation of giving and taking money and once they realize they have too much debt on companies name and can’t take no more. Then transfer their assets to foreign bank accounts and declare bankruptcy. \n\nThe reason I am unemployed is cause I know this and these hat people don’t want me to expose them. They are happy keeping this fake mullets system alive. All these engineering companies and most of them, if vanished from earth, won’t affect a single soul. |
| STOP Benjamin! |
| Optimized. He's losing faster |
| Rory things |
| He’s in his head |
| where did you get the "6-8 months after ATH" from? usually crashes follow shortly after ATH, like a month delayed until the danger of the crysis sets in. Did you mean recessions? I don't quite follow. |
| buttcorn looks bullish again i'll buy here then panic sell if it drops lower |
| Anyone know where these 178K "jobs" came from the payroll report lol |
| Inclusion in the NASDAQ 100 |
| If you still got it nflx puts $90 strike expiry this week |
| JD should fuck Iran’s couch mid negotiation out of nowhere to establish dominance 🇺🇸 |
| Diddy gonna be Diddlin’ him up |
| What is Rory doing |
| 100%. Really good |
| Why does $SNDK keep going up but $MU not so? |
| Barring any more escalation of the war in Iran the market is most likely going to rally pretty damn hard to ATH pretty soon. I learned the hard way not to bet against the mango. Metas chart is primed to retest ATH from what I see and it seems fairly quick. |
| Buy the sell. Put the call |
| win win win |
| Lotta monitors to get liquidated over a tweet 😂 |
| Genitalia! |
| If the negotiations were actually going well, he'd be all like "this is a historic meeting and the deal of the century".\n\nIf he's saying "nobody cares about this deal anyway, we don't need it". That sounds more like he's already expecting things to go nowhere. |
| Take OP under your wing. You cant teach the passion or moxxy for being interested in that much crude. |
| 10M ? Ive Seen 0dtes with higher prems lmao |
| Buy the balls , sell the ass |
| Looks like a late one in Islamabad, JD might have to sleep in the couch tonight |
| My clown car needs gas not copium |
| When did he say the revisioned tariffs are going to be announced? May? |
| Well, if you’re not the OP, why did you reply to a comment directed at the OP? |
| Is The Penguin series worth it? |
| Cuba next. Then Greenland |
| Unless he gets to keep half his wife’s shit when she divorces him |
| Rory is doing the classic McIlroy |
| I am one ID document away from being able to trade options, is there a way to learn this stuff other than the hard way? Like starting with Leaps or always bailing as soon as I‘m 30% up? |
| Well, who knows, it might be the right strategy! Treating girls too kindly often doesn't pay off. Let us know how it goes! |
| It was the concept of a ceasefire |
| Usually firms can do a cash retender if you sell the futures in April again. Contact interactive and see if this is possible. |
| 🎉 |
| We are just itching to fill you up, if you're so inclined |
| what's rory? |
| Cushing, Oklahoma: The oil crossroads of America! Rent a uhaul and make a few trip to collect your goods! |
| That was when they paid you to take the oil. |
| 🥭 already bored and moving on his next adventure..\n\n"It makes no difference to me” whether Iran makes a deal, 🥭 said. “We win no matter what.”\n\nI.e. - He wants it out of sight out of mind. Going to accept whatever deal outcome.\n\nNext up: Greenland or the next tranche of tariifs. |
| name passes, but not the dish. |
| mango needs an actual ceasefire before he blows it all up for profit on monday |
| I am not the OP moron learn how to read |
| Begone imbecile |
| Lmao |
| This is the 5th comment |
| It’s a dirty job. But someone has to do it |
| Why not a televised cage match instead of some gay ass negotiations? |
| lol yeah that's pretty good. i'm torn between that and Zongzi |
| Moo shu pork |
| "That sounds like an impossibility." -Tommy, probably |
| I doubt he'll find a buyer. He should just return it. |
| I’ll give you 50 cents for a dollar.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/4gkmndvgrmug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c47d13d78739ca03fb1c95e991a299da30bb3752 |
| It wouldn't have worked out anyway |
| USO isn't just US oil.... |
| i think a lot depends on whether she really is a dumb bitch or not |
| Fucking LOL! You god damn regards. |
| Omg I found a smart ber I never thought I’d see the day. Genuinely proud of you |
| Roujiamo |
| God damn. Reddit can actually do anything. |
| > literal retards who are always wrong are taken seriously\n\nsounds like a wsb mandate |
| It's different this time! The market simply can't fail! |
| high possibility |
| Absolutely cursed |
| lmaooo, and when have you been right? |
| Bag my fries |
| I wanted this to be real so bad |
| Name them |
| This is the way |
| A bao, I guess? |
| Really hope you are legit, this would be too funny. |
| Landman! |
| Gotta have that Truth social up on his profile with alerts |
| Becky is the only correct answer. |
| I guess the important question to ask is "or what?" |
| A dumpling 🥟 |
| Excuse me?! I thought this was America! |
| 🤣 |
| Sure buddy |
| Buy the call sell the put |
| This is peak comedy. |
| What are my chances of a second date if I called her a dumb bitch on the first one? Like it just sort of came out by accident |
| lmaooooo 🤣🤣🤣. get rekt bear bussyp |
| Probably just put everything into PLTR. |
| Haven't seen this since COVID LMAOOO |
| whats the Chinese version of a Torta ? Dan Bing ? \n\nedit: no definitely Zongzi |
| BREAKING: it’s 230 am there |
| I do believe next week is good overall long. May stay in my positions since my liquidity is low. \n\nIm 20x long on NVDA and 50x long spy lol |
| I think the way this all ends is with a joint venture with Iran. They get $2M per vessel, and U.S. gets $1M. Satisfies Irans reparations demand, while Trump can sell the toll fee as a win for America. If you don’t want to pay, buy AMERICAN oil. |
| I’m sure you’ll get it all in you have nowhere to be |
| underrated comment |
| +1(2,000) |
| there are smart traders on the sub, just mostly drowned out by the crowd |
| how do you guys believe every fake post |
| fun tortas are great, mean tortas are an anomoly. |
| This is just like that time I ordered a barrel of monkeys and all they sent was a bunch of very pissed off monkeys |
| I want to nap but I also want to watch golf but I also want to play video games |
| Remember Luigi from Super Mario Brothers? |
| you are a 🤡🤡🤡 |
| This is why AI stocks have been stuck in limbo for the past 6 months like Nvidia:\n\n60% - 70% of global AI spend are done by hyperscalers (Amazon, Microsoft, Google, Meta, and Oracle)\n\nFree cash flow margin has gone from 15% - 20% pre-AI > 9% in '25 > and now a low single digit\n\nHow can they keep spending on AI is the main concern?\n\nThey could keep the party going by raising more debt, fire people, and future revenue from AI tokens. This could get free cash flow margin to 5% - 10% over the next few years |
| Why would you take anybody here seriously? Hasn't been any smart traders here in years |
| Not enough bombs, they need more bombs |
| Let the hate begin!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8vgjo3poqmug1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83d8ec65f457b39609f1344e74d07550aec83d3a |
| Damn I remember a discussion in a chat room where they were talking exactly about this. If you get exercised your oil options that they would deliver oil to you but the case was rare. I can’t believe it actually happened to you OP. |
| How can I be dropped on my own head? |
| I bought the opposite and lost |
| Yeah no shot they let that happen. |
| Tbf i don't think they do either |
| nice, long into next week? |
| Lesson to be learnt here:\n\n\nDon't short the employer of the President of the US. |
| bears are nearing extinction |
| Dont take this the wrong way, but if Im being serious I dont want 5 of yous alls opinions |
| man, all bears are fucked.. |
| RORY COLLAPSING |
| Show her midsommer next |
| Ty for making my day, I laughed for 5 min straight reading this. |
| And it will change again just wait and see |
| Vaguely remember similar situations happening when oil went into the negative per barrel. |
| USA is fine.. we are self sufficient. The rest of the world is fucked though.\n\n |
| Who reads their notifications? 99+ is what the cool kids always see. |
| Mild disdain |
| it's obvious why, RDDT is full of astroturfing corpo accounts |
| BREAKING: VERY GOOD SIGN… negotiations will continue into tonight |
| So I had this idea for a film back when oil went negative, on this physically settled (in Cushing, OK!) market.\n\n\nBack then all the tanks were full, so the protagonists eventually hired bouncy castles and filled them up with the oil.\n\n\nSo you could try that!? |
| I setup this sweet cot with a canopy I got , going to make kebabs and relax while looking at the trees and sky. This is my perfect weather, and it's rare so I try to get it while I can. |
| Don't forget you can put a barrel inside the cab too |
| The market is literally follow the leader and you make money. Don't even have to time it right just capture the middle 60% if the move and you'll make bank. |
| I wiped out all my gay ber put losses this weekend longing spy and MU |
| Donald of Hormuz\n\nPraise be to Allah |
| If you don't come back to atleast 5 notifications for a comment you dropped in the daily, have you really accomplished anything with that comment? |
| They actually even forgot where exactly they put the mines. I'm not making this up. This really happened. |
| no way this is real |
| Was there a ceasefire or was it just ceasefire talks? I legitimately have no idea at this point. |
| Classic rory |
| Volume is dead today |
| I bought on Thursday at the close |
| I've never been keen on that new "feature." |
| Hes gonna get you a peace deal. Better say thank you |
| I miss my lil evil ass lying ex talking stage |
| We're gonna need a bigger garage.\n |
Fake and gay\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/f69cjsz1qmug1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9296392ca1c433d8ba063c2f16aa3b237997dfec\n\n Cluseau Investments (@blondesnmoney) on X Uh oh x.com |
| Did you buy prior to meta ai? |
| There should be a weekend market |
| Google was considered the loser before that. |
| PLTR will NOT escape the SaaSapocalypse and since it was price for more than absolute perfection, the selloff will be even more spectacular |
| this sub needs to mandate that at least the user wsb comment history needs to be set to public in order to comment\n\ncomplete joke that literal retards who are always wrong are taken seriously |
| I wonder if tarrif paid in Yuan is a non starter for US talks |
| You know him better than he knows himself |
| if IV crushed fast the Long dated calls might make you a lot more. For example I have sold 2 year bitcoin leap options that burned 90% of the premium in a couple months. Price never even got close to strike. |
| I let my 7 year old watch Nosferatu and now she hasn’t slept for weeks 🙄 |
| The other goyball sport |
| Beautiful. |
| You mean to tell me it isn't normal to receive death-threats regularly? Oh man, i've been doing this entire reddit thing wrong. |
| Are we un-ceasefired yet? |
| What do you expect from a guy who fucks couches |
| Last year Feb it was semis that was getting cratered thanks to deepseek.\n\nThis year its Anthropic killing all the SaaS.\n\nWhat next year? Maybe memory stocks? Although Google already succeeded in that.. |
| If neither bullish nor bearish - just a chickenshit who doesn’t touch his port. I’m definitely bearish on civilization - just not sure it will crumble before the nasdaq |
| pimp my grift |
| You gonna pick up 50,000 gourds? |
| Fitting the email is signed best regards 🤣 |
| You're cooked. |
| And they'll 100% demand for him to fuck not partially but all the way off bahaha 🤌🤌 |
| Live traffic |
| Epstein Isle |
| Seems reasonable. I'm a bear anyways and I bet on DAX dropping |
| I don't see the problem. You know there are no cancellations right? |
| Microsoft was declared the AI winner back in September.... How quickly things have changed |
| If the markets were open, i would be loading up on so much USO 150 longs after that 🥭 tweet\n\nVery apparent we are up shits creek without a paddle, most experts are saying the next few weeks is when the crunch will start to hit |
| You can find on npr planet money similar story to help you find a way to sort it out |
| downloading ain't equal to using, tho\n\nhalf the installations will likely be people trying it once and reverting back to ChatGPT, the push by Meta to distribute is unsurprising, but the retention is where the game is played |
| JD receives praise for bringing home participation trophy.. |
| Tell them to send it back |
| So when does your hedge fund start taking clients? \n\nSeriously if you can do all this you can focus. So focus on making bank. \n |
| Any JFROGgers in the chat? |
| Touch some grass buddy. Go for a walk or go to the gym. Hell even go to a coffee bar and chill there alone. Nothing wrong with that |
| I only watch CNBC out of respect for Andrew Ross Sorkin. Joe Kernan is an absolute imbecile. |
| Storage gonna cost $100 per barrel each month 😂 |
| Idk this could be the start of the Inverse 47 trade, that ticker has a lot of juice to drink |
| I would legitimately not be surprised. |
| I think he is leveraged to the tits with Palantard |
| Weather is the obvious answer |
| How else will he get into the boys soul? |
| Don't give them ideas please |
| >A "torta girl" is a slang term, primarily popular on TikTok and within US Hispanic communities, used to describe a full-figured, chubby, or overweight Latina woman. While sometimes used in a derogatory way, some users have reclaimed the term, which originates from the Mexican sandwich ("torta"), to promote body positivity.\n\nWell okay then. |
| If the straight finally reopens trump will 100% demand for it to be renamed after him |
| baseball |
| peak |
| "Retail buy puts and the markets keep pumping"\n\n That doesn't sound like influencing the markets to me.\n\nJust delete your goddamn account already, man. This stuff isn't for you. |
| speak for yourself bro \n\nGet some friends. |
| You mean oily racoon |
| Another day, another couch - JD |
| Texans going to jump the fence to get healthcare. |
| Big hope so |
| No nba tonight!! What do I gamble on?!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬 |
| What if hormuz tolls needed to be paid in 🥭 coin!? |
| Exactly, their software just aggregates other software, nothing groundbreaking at all, nothing about it makes the stock deserve to be where it is |
| Stocm market is dead lol. Wont ever break out this range |
| I like tortas that have a bubbly personality. Mean tortas are just something else. |
| So what’s the deal with the JPM Collar, does that shit actually matter or what? I ignored it at the end of Q1 and got fucked |
| Thank god OP didn’t buy Uranium calls. |
| Mercari and eBay |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/TreeofLibertyFood made a bet that SPY would go to 650.0 within **3 days** when it was 674.974 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| CL=K\n\nWTI futures. |
| I miss the casino 🥲 |
| Would make sense timeline wise\n\n USO long calls would print |
| I'm sure ~~Barron~~ markets would love more tariffs on China for supplying arms to 🇮🇷\n\n#Do it 🥭 |
| Mildy bullish on USO if the biggest sticking point is the straight of homos. |
| Ah, yes, Reddit karma. The most highly regarded mark of success. |
| Too retarded even for this sub check in over at wallstreetshortbus |
| Yeah 13.2 gallons @ 4.359 came out to 57.92 |
| its TACO, so upside down picture book. |
| Once it hits 600 first; they will leave with no deal. Spy will drop to 650. Throughout the week it will continue down to 620. Over next weekend it will hit 600 before popping off. |
| You are exactly correct it was just rhetoric\n\n\n\n |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/CalligrapherSenior52 made a bet that SPY would go to 600.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 666.873 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 3 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| No one cares about your middle class publicly educated redditor opinion |
| https://preview.redd.it/gcya4wntomug1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78438aad0dd0a6c6417dcc7e49a3ff35800c4da2 |
| Why wasn’t Obama in the White House during 9/11? |
| You smell it, you buy it |
| Only non military vessels allowed transit to strait hormuz -reuters\n\nShould I call? |
| People still read books? Nice! |
| That's partially what these wars and attacks on Venezuela and Iran are about. The US economy is dependent upon the world staying on the PetroDollar. That's basically forcing countries to hold USD or invest in the US to generate USD. But because we have been on a system that forces countries to have a stake in the USA, it spreads out all that inflation across the world. Rather than felt in the US. |
| What are you doing Rory?!! |
| Canada and Mexico with free healthcare 😮 |
| sour grapes |
| Anyone else here hate when the weather is nice on the weekend?\n\nCuz of how it reminds you that without trading you have no freinds or s/o's to do fun activities with |
| Fair |
| I have no idea what those things mean and I assume that is the best possible scenario. |
| If China attacks Taiwan, Intel will 🌕 |
| Barrels o fun |
| It’s absolutely not impossible. They aren’t going to force private businesses to do it, but public sector can pull it off. There are much poorer countries than France that already don’t use a lot of American computing services. |
| I feel like we need to put to rest that this administration cares about having a solid excuse for anything it does. |
| If you keep saying that your calls might print lol nice ad bro. |
| look i dont care about the strait but if you dont open it I WILL END YOU. still, i dont care. whatever. but OPEN THE FUCK UP. im gona go read a book. IT BETTER BE OPEN WHEN I GET BACK. |
| On gas? |
| They’re 2 sides of the same coin. If deposits didn’t make a run and withdraw their cash, the bank could’ve held those bonds through maturity with no negative impact. The poor management of interest rate risk created the conditions for a run to fail the bank but the bank doesn’t fail without the run. |
| Thank you for correcting the record 🫡 |
| The right tortas are the hottest women in the world |
| Coo will check it out |
| Religion is less a universal unifier and more a force multiplier. It strengthens whatever social dynamics are already in play. |
| True. But, it is an absolutely delusional market which will print your calls on Monday. |
| I forgot he came up with that stupid idea in the middle of a question with a reporter |
| Yah, it should be more |
| The first part of your comment is true. |
| Meta will get delisted, say hello Wendy's |
| maybe not that bad but its definitely something to consider that nvidia and broadcom was up 3%+ on friday while spy was break even |
| I trade options. One security or index has thousands of options charts. |
| Which specific oil ticked are you looking at on there? My curiosity is up. |
| Are you unfamiliar with rhetorical questions? Last I saw Iran was refuting that reporting? |
| Xi is too practical to do that. Look at Russia-Ukraine and Iran, it never goes as smoothly as you think.\n\nXi is just hanging back watching all the other nations grind themselves down while maintaining all the economic leverage in the world |
| No garage but has a massive living room. |
| 🫵 YFI |
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| Then the midterms happen and it’s all over |
| https://preview.redd.it/g5s43q77omug1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=537b20b852263bbb5f7def8329df076c208df5c8 |
| Gotta test your product in Iran first |
| /s for the literalist retards in here |
| NVDL gang 🫡 |
| This has to be a scam |
| He used a time machine in another dimension |
| Easier to pick out in a crowd, cooks better, less ads, lower cost. |
| Hahaha man thats my laugh for today |
| https://preview.redd.it/f9lm5ur1omug1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2eae996ef81fbb5e83921c9c496d2428b4e9aa3 |
| This is absurd |
| https://preview.redd.it/9ptzfeg0omug1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15624a72dc60db54815502d8a84eccaca6d61d9d |
| Market is being propped up by semiconductor stocks while software takes a shit. The upcoming correction in semis will send the market tumbling to SPY 600. |
| Software will be a different world in the near future. People can just use Ai to produce bespoke software for themselves. |
| Don’t answer the door. Typically they won’t drop it without a signature of an adult |
| Unpopular Opinion. Chuds and Tortas are just nice people who like food over vanity. |
| If history has taught us anything it’s that religion is the great unifier of disparate civilizations. |
| #NVDA GANG Members checking in |
Honestly... Go collect it and load up Youtube searching for "Home made crude oil refinery DIY"\n\n How to make gasoline and diesel fuel out of crude oil A lesson and demo on distillation of crude oil to make gasoline and diesel fuel. I am in the USA, so temperatures are in Fahrenheit unless otherwise stated. www.youtube.com |
| I'll buy 1 |
| War was last season. Market on to New plotlines. |
| I’ll haul it for you I have my hazmat on CDL. |
| Made $1300 in two days the last two days it was awesome. OPEN THE CASINO ALREADY 🎰 |
| I'm with your thinking. These things swing, cyclical. Pulling up a 5yr chart makes me laugh, parabolic. I have a hard time not believing supply and demand will go the other way. Where's there's money to be made competition steps in, then prices drop. And the market will sniff it out long before it actually happens.\n\nBut I'm no expert, look at my damn username. I own SNAP for crying out loud. Probably inverse me |
| At least 10 tanker trucks. |
| I'm unnecessarily leveraged to eth. So, I'm happy lol |
| https://preview.redd.it/8xw4girtnmug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd2822904ed789e8b93252c700a7c05d48a77976 |
| Nothing ever happens |
| Go outside man |
| Money managers are just WSB degenerates with more cash duh 🤪 |
| Iranian media are kind of 🐻 for talks, and yes anything can happen |
| So big orange is claiming he is responsible for taking out Bin Laden… in 2011… during Obama’s first term. What the hell are we even doing here? |
| Bet there's some amazing biryani |
| If China ever wanted to strike at Taiwan, now is a good a time as they'll ever get in a long time. |
| I think that is already established fact considering he was killed in his own house.\n\nThere is the story of the guards begging him to evacuate and he asked them if they could evacuate all the millions of Iranians. If not why should he get special treatment.\n\nConsidering he didn't have much to lose being 86 and his religion is big on martyrdom it is pretty clear he was fine with that. |
| I’m bullish af on so many stocks |
| The line between being thicc and being a torta is very slim…. |
| One source said Iran insists it retains control over the waterway and can charge vessels. Iranian negotiators are rejecting "joint control" options,\n\nNegotiations broke down because Donald wants a cut of the strait toll |
| So many people in here were screaming bloody murder friday when it was down 0.3% I had to buy a couple shares |
| I hope these talks aren’t gonna be another nothing burger and just escalate more, honestly don’t know what to expect from JD |
| Fill up now or wait till after deal ? |
| because i have the cards and i'm not at the meeting |
| classic Meta overspending on AI to make loss-leading products that are still behind the most popular free models lol |
| I’ve offered him $70 for 500 barrels yet crickets… he don’t understand he cooked— bbq 😂😂 |
| This past week is fine. I had tacos twice….that’s what happened. |
| Would you accept rubles Comrade? |
| It's got nothing to do with monday you regarded bovine. |
| I saw a ticker get massively bid up after a post on here. I can’t tell who is dumber. You degens or professional money managers who have to straight face tell their clients they are buying into a stock because it was trending on a page with a piss martini. |
| What if US hits their ship on their own, on purpose, and blame it on Iran? Ofcourse they will make the explosion look like it was a mine, but it would actually be an inside job with explosives already planted on the ship |
| WHAT THE FRICK |
| Well considering 80% of the US population lives in a HCOL area, I’d say that most makes the most sense to me. |
| They don't have the cards |
| Wen SPY 700? |
| Yes, most of their cloud is for useless saas |
| It's all theater |
| Depends on what type really. WTI or Brent? Sure. OPEC or anything heavier, you're not going to have a fun time |
| They’ve been negotiating for decades lol this didn’t start this weekend. |
| For me I've found that Trading view on my laptop, my brokerage on my phone is really all I need.\n\nMost charts are going to be telling the same story, as far as the macro goes, on any given day to day..is if I know what futures are doing, I can be pretty sure I know what the vix, the dollar, oil. the ten year, etc are doing. Not that I don't check, I just don't need to see them all at the same time. \n\nSo I basically watch the indices and futures and then compare them to what the stonks I favor are doing. Every couple hours I will check the sector flows to see what's/leading and lagging. But to have all that up on 12 different screens seems super redundant to me. |
| Feels like 'threads' launch all over again... |
| I don't know what anyone is really expecting from this meeting.\n\nIf you're Iran, why the hell would you agree to anything when you can keep turning the screw to get what you want.\n\nThey are just buying some time to load up on Russian and Chinese AA and dig out those missiles.\n\nWhen the US threatens to obliterate again, say you will come to the table, rinse, wash, repeat and inflict more economic pain again to get the needle moving your way |
| Apparently OP hasn't been looking at the disaster building in the private credit market. Boom!!! |
| Keep us updated on your journey oil man |
| 685-687 this week, retest 660s again within 10 days after that, then we march back to ATH before 6/1 is my guess |
| Me for sure. This is what I do for income. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| This is one of the best ever. Thanks OP. |
| He's right |
| Just post to WSB to advertise a free tank load of gas behind the Wendy’s. They won’t notice it’s raw oil till you have successfully distributed all 2000 barrels. |
| Oh this is peak WSB content right here\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/8121se27nmug1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26a36063d810d7927f4342a6cb4adaddd709a6ec |
| https://preview.redd.it/6pvx20b6nmug1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18f4634db056f60146634e8154d14bea28a24aaf |
| 🫵YFI |
| Wdym, everything on WSB is real. |
| All over 4 stars reviews. Do you think JD can DoorDash it to us? |
| Your delusions won't make your puts print on Monday |
| Source? |
| It's Baron. |
| Microsoft seems like an obvious long term stock buy, but am I stupid? |
| Don’t think market even cares, trading on vibes and good tweets 😂 |
| Cold shower for the permabulls on here: No deal will happen this weekend, and I honestly don't see any deal happening any time soon.\n\nTrump is already coming out claiming victory regardless of a deal, so he's ready to just say screw it and leave.\n\nIf the strait situation remains as it is now (or even the "improved" conditions Iran specified in their 10 point plan, of 15 ships a day with tolls) we are going to see a global recession by the end of the year. |
| Hall of WSB regard First Class |
| P Diddy will be calling you. |
| Looool go to sleep |
| This. |
| Massive red Monday morning |
| I cant stop laughing 😂😂😂. Blame it on Alexa 😂😂😂 |
| \nThe reason we haven’t had a bad downturn like 2008 is actually pretty simple. The same type of systematic risk that housing impacts hasn’t been around since then. Downturns have been contained and COVID saw record spending and asset purchases by the fed to move the market up. |
| Enjoy your ads bro! |
| It literally takes 20 seconds to fact check this and see the post is BS. \n\nNo wonder the world is going to shit 😂 imagine believing this shit. |
| We don't know if you saw that or not, why are you asking us. What a weird question |
| talks going bad - calls\n\n |
| Don’t it sound fancy and great for your engine ?😂😂 |
| Breaking: Just confirmed US is sending 3 trilion dollars to Israel. |
| Reuters has nothing supporting this claim, where did you get the info? |
| Spot trading? 😂😂😭 |
| I could've swore they were out back a Pakistanian Wendy's |
| You should be banned but you won't ...puke |
| Meta makes money from (allowing) scams and now ads too. Zuck is cuckd |
| Your Mom downloaded it so she could edit her pfp to remove wrinkles. That's probably 80% of the installs. |
| I sense a lot of the bot volume isn't sophisticated either.. like just blind buying on every Truth social post. If it works most of the time, I guess that's good enough. |
| Why you airing out our secrets…? 🤦♂️ |
| You can sell it to P-Diddy. |
| So it didn't actually happen? |
| Anything over 2 am and the SOP calls for chinese food with extra sweet and sour chicken. |
| That's how negotiations start. It's better than where the world was 3 days ago. So in that sense it is positive. Having said that I have no confidence in the US Admins negotiating skills. |
| I wonder if you'll actually get 2000 barrels. What are the made of? I've always assumed steel 44 gallon drums, but maybe they're made of plastic, or maybe they're old timey wooden ones. \n\nOP, send photos |
| Based on what? |
| I would bet my first born child it hits 700 |
| WSB has the best memes. |
| All of that just to underperform the market. |
| omg you let a commodity futures contract expire without selling?? What did you think would happen once the contract was executed.. fucking LOL |
| It’s a completely trash app and its being force fed on the other platforms but once people download it they realize it’s useless |
| Yeah I mean what's the response when the peace talks between these irrelevant parties prove to be irrelevant? Israel is not stopping, will the US really pull its support for Israel here? Will Iran allow passage through the Strait with a war against Israel underway? |
| I got the opposite to you. I got 6/18 630 puts I hope I don’t get fucked 🤣 |
| Sorry no futures contract for the baby oil. |
| svb was uniquely stupid (an undergraduate finance student could’ve done a better job managing their interest rate risk, and technically you could do a better job in a literal robinhood account or on fucking polymarket or whatever) but the equity holders, or “the bank” lost dearly. Depositors still shouldn’t have gotten bailed out unless the FDIC plans on making the coverage limits unlimited |
| I'm ber but I'm like 80% long because I'm not dumb |
| 9 decoys is crazy and super boss. either Iran has best PR team or theyre genuinely bad ass lol cuz Im kinda rooting for them |
| I prefer 12 tons of compost myself \nhttps://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/stunned-gardening-gran-accidentally-orders-5374366 |
| Remember, the future eventually becomes the present. |
| best regards need the most attention! |
| https://preview.redd.it/7nhvlsqcmmug1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e9ab8832d1748f57b0a45b4dc84c64793c920cd |
| ATH.TO I'm most bullish about. Expect a 2x in 2-3 years from buybacks alone at $75 WTI. CVE probably most attractive upside of majors. XEG.TO is the Canadian Oil ETF, diversification across most of the industry. NNRG.TO is an ETF by ninepoint, either buy and hold that or look at the holdings and do some DD on those. Really can't go wrong |
| He ded |
| I am crying from laughter reading this lmaooooo |
| Dig a pit in your yard. Pour the crude into the pit and pretend you struck oil while planting roses. Then, sell your land to an oil company for millions. Geeze, am I the only one around here with a brain? |
| Willing to offer tree fiddy. |
| Bastard even included the ticker |
| Meanwhile the millionaires are using an iPhone from a beach in Cabo |
| I can see the tweet “ talks are going well so much progress!” |
| I have an Eiffel tower ☺️ |
| h-oily cannoli |
| Cope |
| ##A Saturday Zoom Call\n>\n**Vance:** “Sir…*checks notes for 14th time*…nvm.”\n\n**Mango:** “I’m thinking we don’t need the straight anyway. We win no matter what. It’s no problemo.”\n\n**The Narrator:** “But it was all problemo.” |
| Cushing, Oklahoma is where WTI is traded. But I’m not seeing any major interstates or rail running through it. How? |
| And still the talks didn’t Ad Vance LMAO |
| Its Harry Dresden motherfucker |
| https://preview.redd.it/7ppe6ve5mmug1.png?width=251&format=png&auto=webp&s=851b8f13d8a5bfc6ec3ea514f0c762f18d6a8890 |
| Imagine thinking a deal could be done tonight |
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| You didn’t say “DJT can keep posting about it I’ll keep shorting it.”?\n\nSeems like you got that backwards. You didn’t make your OP about spying companies, you made it about Trump mentioning it. \n\nI’m not arguing the politics of it, I’m arguing that from your original post it seems like you’re shorting PLTR simply because someone you don’t like talked about it. \n\nYou also later mention that you hate it for the spying of Americans and doing murder overseas. So I wanted clarification. \n\nSo you also hate Garmin GPS? Military uses it to navigate in aircraft. Are they murderers too? What about AM General? They make the humvee’s. Are they murderers? What about planned parenthood?\n\nCause it’s bad financial advice to hate something simply because someone you disagree with speaks about it. \nAnd using reasons like “murdering people abroad” seems flimsy too. If you said you hate all government for murdering people, I could agree with you. Both parties have done this. There was a blue president that sent a record breaking number of drone strikes that killed lots of people during his seat in the chair. I don’t say that to imply I’m picking a side, I’m solidly in the middle looking at both sides like they suck equally. \n\nSo to wrap this up, you did in fact mention DJT. You didn’t mention PLTR “murder” originally. But you later said you don’t like them cause they contribute to murder. So I just simply want to know if your hatred was because of legit reasons, or purely emotional and based off something more shallow and political. |
| Mine lies like a white house press secretary |
| \> Palantir stock rising in afterhours during peace negotiations \n\nvery sus price movement |
| My Facebook app auto updated...did I download it? |
| https://preview.redd.it/4ym5rdm2mmug1.jpeg?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9494632e2ccbe7bb1c7f6b5e514fd553e4627fb3\n\n |
| It's 2:00am in Islamabad. If they're gonna pull an all-nighter, I wonder if there's good pizza in that city? 🤔 |
| That's fake. IBKR does **not** allow retail clients to take physical delivery of commodities. Full stop. |
| So some garbage met other garbage, good to know |
| The ball crushing facility? |
| This is the major reset trump was posting about |
| Smart money, all those monitors are tax write-offs |
| !remind me: 2 days |
| Just in: 10 additional planes from Tehran and Istanbul have just landed in Islamabad Nur Khan Airbase. |
| Fuck man, that’s shitty,\n\nWhat’s your account sitting at now? |
| Lol they blew up the talks. As expected |
| Natural order of things. Something Ber cannot understand |
| Has intel nana guy broke even yet? |
| Top signal |
| But he ended 8 wars lol |
| My port is up +741% since I started sunning my \n b hole 🍑🌞 💸💸💸 |
| Being on this sub makes you a dummy 😂 I love to watch tho |
| It will be interesting to read the history books and see whether the 86 y.o. khomeini martyred himself intentionally to "save", build resolve in IRGC after January, and solve a regime change question. |
| Why!?! Somethings you don’t say out loud 😂 |
| OK |
| Didn't I see a news article saying warships are already pushing through the straight? Seems like Trump is correct. |
| Lmfaoooo |
| So you're saying I can drink it?\n\nYou son'ova bitch, I'm in! |
| Atleast he has his own oil to get cooked |
| Would you be willing to give me 100 barrels only for free? My son's 10th birthday is next week and all he has on his wish list is 100 barrels of light sweet crude. I already told him he could have it and he'll end up crying if his birthday is ruined. But I'll also need 100 of the actual barrels because all we have here are six 1/4 gallon Tupperware boxes. Oh and can you drop it off like next Tuesday? I don't drive.\n \nTHANKS HON!!! 😀 😀 😀 😀 |
| JD got a free trip to Pakistan, biryani dinner. Victory. |
| Better drain the pool |
| Are those two events already scheduled? |
| Or be further under oil. |
| Vance asking if the Iranian officials have even said thank you yet? |
| You will loss more if you have more monitors 🤣 |
| Reddit's crappy app doesn't update the browser version when you read a comment. I have over 1000 unread messages lol. |
| I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my boy! |
| Behind the local Wendy's |
| Nothing like losing a game, going home and gas lighting your family that you won, and realizing they don’t give AF. |
| You're mad people are talking about a space mission? Fucking weird dude. |
| How dudes with $100 in WSB manage their ports |
| Lets be honest. This admin doesnt have ~any~ success in negotiating lasting peace deals.\n\nDespite what they claim. |
| Until space stocks go up another 25% |
| He's extracting pure retardium leave him alone |
| It will go up but, if they keep over spending on A.I. it won’t rip like people expect |
| i just took a dump and it felt like i just opened the strait of hormuz SPY 800 monday |
| Bring those 🧢 back out |
| If this was real, how would someone hypothetically handle this? Could they not just sell the contract to someone else? |
| I’ll build my own AI chips, with blackjack and hookers |
| I'm sorry, am I the only person who thinks ChatGPT sucks?\n\nI pay $20/month. When I go to another app while I run a prompt ChatGPT crashes (Gemini & Claude does not do this) |
| Ugh, imagine having to spend your weekend with JD Vance, Steve Witkoff, and Jared Kushner. Our Iran quant is really taking one for the team. |
| How long is this Artemis glazing going to go on. 🤔 |
| Exactly the response I was looking for |
| This is most likely fake. IBKR doesn't allow physical delivery for CL. |
| I’ll take em off your hands for $45 a piece and a diet coke, serious offer |
| Straight of Hormuz closers hate this on WEIRD TRICK! |
| They don’t agree on anything but no one is yelling or fighting so it’s positive, wtf |
| Kind of hard to move on when gas is pushing 4.50 a gallon. |