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| Santa rally is back. Money printer goes brr |
| mike jack would never |
| gonna full port QQQ 621 |
| Did you write these CCs in early June? Particularly before June 6th? |
| I still think its fairly important to analyze the bigger charts though. TA is changing. It won't always be the same, or whatever, but I don't think its appropriate to completely disregard it. \n\nThat's akin to just closing your eyes and clicking short / long and hoping for the best lol. I guess alot of the time it will workout because of naturally bullish market but....\n\nIdk. The whole world is different. Nothing even matters lol |
| Box of nickels is $100 face value while the base metal value is $124 so yes it is likely not far off. Especially now sine they are printing digits again. |
| People will call me and tell me they’ll be coming by in an hour \n\nLike bro, do you have any respect for my time? I’m not even going to be here lol |
| What’s the catch? |
| Was it worth 40 twitch followers |
| Wow there |
| Wut dat is |
| Can rivian go any higher? 😆🤌🏻 |
| I’d let a man nut all over my face for the amount he made, you tripping |
| Walkers Shortbread |
| Does a ber smell bad? |
| Cocaine is an option everywhere |
| Where can I buy them? |
| launching OnlyLossHarvesting dating app for women with capital gains looking for WSBers to offset them |
| Hes in Columbia so I bet Cocaine is an option |
| She’s a ten but she’s got a history of drug abuse, 2 DUI, previous manufacturing of methamphetamine, 4 or 5 children “somewhere,” involved in triple homicide and question in relation to multiple missing persons reports, doesn’t work and needs money all the time |
| Does green portfolio mean im watching or buying the monthly subscription |
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| Wall Street would like to have a word with you. I worked 100 - 120 hours a week for 2 years straight. |
| donno if i'm excited af or just drank too much red bull |
| Imagine being a ber going into the most bullish low vol week with all good news and perfect charts setup? LOL stuuuupid ber |
| Phat |
| 79, was way more 3 weeks ago. Did some stupid trades. Well not really stupid. But for short term it hurts. |
| QQQ WILL BREAK THROUGH ATH THIS WEEK AND PUMP Q1. ON GOD. |
| Some of you are fat, glasses wearing bald headed fucks hiding behind female avatars on reddit and it shows |
| The future is fancy |
| What does sweet smell like? |
| Just me |
| This is all well and good but I just want to know if the OSRS market similarly predicts the s&p. |
| A lot = diabetes. If it smells sweet too. |
| $75 |
| Its an investment |
| You get me, this would work 10 years ago. Now market is too heavily influenced. Musk or jensen can miss a meal and tank the market. It’s all sentiment. I quit doing TA after 2021. |
| Have you ever felt the urge in the middle of the night in cold winter to take a dump?\n\n🐸 🪧 yes |
| Mr. Zuck comes out with “who wants to be a giraffe in the meta verse.” |
| She a 10 but doesn’t send me nudes unprompted |
| Dont talk about god ash like that. 😤 |
| Give enough data sets, you're bound to find a correlation eventually. |
| Are you an employee? |
| I hope you bet… because I made a bunch of money on fan duel…from morons like you…I’m prob cleaned you out too scumbag |
| By a shorter house |
| monday pump? |
| I've done the research & analysis and the market for a $100K sex robot selling to a man is way larger than selling to a woman\n\nThat's simply because more men have the disposable income & are more likely to pay for sex than a woman. \n\nSo no I'm not discriminating or being a sexist\n\nI'm just a sex robot businessman making smart sex robot business decisions 🧠 |
| Man, I'd call your story a success despite the socio-financial setbacks. Sometimes there's no other way to learn invaluable life lessons that have the net result of making you such a better person. Possibly not a wealthy, frivolous, or glitzy one, but a rich one nonetheless. \nYour story was clear and honest. Having spent much of my life learning these types of lessons, I know that it can provide you with a much broader perspective and reset priorities. These lessons along with aging are painful, but pure gold. You have an absolutely awesome mindset and without knowing you I would bet you are going to do just fine. Best of luck buddy! |
| I don’t care how much Jake Paul got paid, my face is not willing to take that much punishment for any amount of $$ |
| NBIS calls |
| This could get so degenerate 😭 |
| You gambled away the wealth your parents left you. Your only real hard asset |
| You think? |
| Terrible AI click bait, and I just helped by commenting. |
| https://preview.redd.it/s8902lmqof8g1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=38d95ad94ef042f0a71420005d6126547d0d76e3 |
| See, Mom, RuneScape does utilize value in real life. |
| No. |
| Holy the insecurity, I’m sorry for your loss.\n\nNext time don’t gamble based on ta on an etf |
| I want this person to be right so bad |
| Homelessness |
| Cuts to Margot Robbie in a bathtub |
| At least you got $46k to work with \[at least I hope you still do\]. |
| This shows that multi-day OSRS bond drift denominated in GP from 4 days ago are correlated with multi-day SPX drift denominated in USD today (single day returns ACF breaks down to mostly indistinct peaks though, so noise is likely not covariant). Returns are dimensionless quantities so denomination doesn't matter unless exchange rates cannot be ignored, but it could be interesting to see how daily exchange rates incorporate into this. |
| You’re a god damn genius Gump |
| Bought 20 Puts on NVDA at 175 on Friday. Your calls are basically now guaranteed to print monday. Total regard move. Thank me later. |
| I would freak the fuck out |
| In that sense we are all innocent in one way or another |
| 😞👮 |
| Try this with WoW and Eve online, I think reciprocation will be higher |
| I considered holding one but never worth it even if that 1% chance you get a candle right before close |
| I believe him |
| 🐻👑 |
| All of them |
| And what the hell is Micky doing in this photo hahahah?? |
| Ok… so what are these implications then? \n\nCalls on US rare earth magnets or just puts on TSLA because idk what this data means |
| The beauty about AI is that nobody believes shit anymore. Example,\n\n“I swear my penif was never in that photo. Someone must of photoshopped it using AI.” 😉👌 |
| Depends for what |
| I need 4k in 10 days or my moms gonna KILL me |
| We hitting 700 next fuckin week |
| Calls. Go birds. |
| I am *part of this subreddit? |
| Zezima, is that you? |
| 30k in 7 days minus holiday\n\nDoable definetely |
| These are the types of analysis i look for. I've thought about this before but I'm too degenrate to do the analysis. |
| better indicator of inflation |
| Spy definitely seeing $705 before February, mark it |
| And the great cycle of the older generation complaining about the younger ones continues... |
| the indian guy was happy |
| #I think so also 🥵 |
| Fair enough. Not looking for intraday though so it doesn't even matter. Point of my post was to say I atleast am remaining bullish for the remainder of the year or unless the 4h tells a different story. |
| How to short housing market? |
| 😂 |
| #take it back |
| Nope. Between compliance at my firm and my wife’s it’s just not worth the hassle and I don’t believe I have enough of a differentiated insight to beat the market. I’m also subject to minimum holding periods and run the risk that any stock I own could end up on a restricted list and then I can’t sell it. Just easier to index and focus on the career. |
| whats your ytd gain |
| You don't have a phone? |
| which is why i dont bet one intraday movements... im looking at a 4h chart in the pics posted. I sell CSP so what matters is large structures that you can identify and make some predictions based on. I'm saying in general, im still bullish for the remainder of the year, as the 4h looks that way to me. \n\nDoing some menial TA on the smaller timeframe charts to think that maybe we see a dip before the bullish structure continues. But you are right, the smaller time frames give less weight to TA especially these days when someone sneezing can trigger a pump or dump lol. |
| My family tradition was watching the fights at black Friday and they've entirely stopped. Heck- most stores weren't even open! \n\nI miss it \n\nIt really doesn't feel like Christmas this year, idk what it is. |
| They’re bad, but Gen z can’t read, have a conversation, or put their phones down. It’s not looking good |
| I’m 20k away from this year’s goal, plus 10 for taxes. Not looking too promising unless I go full regard which I will. |
| pssshh |
| Ur the bubba |
| FedEx has lost two of my packages this holiday season. Calls |
| "TA isnt real and only works in hindsight hehe" - Micheal Jackson |
| I think you and u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR should kiss |
| but its also a giant phonebook |
| Lol |
| …positions? |
| 92 is half way to the top |
| Have you tried osrs bond prices? Are the results similar? |
| # u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR and I decided |
| That one AI Circle Jerk trick no one wants you to know about:\n\nInvest in OpenAI -> OpenAI buys said services using that money -> Company revenue increases -> Company gets money back -> Rinse and repeat |
| It’s always just vibes. I bet you it’ll open .40% and rally maybe till .80-1.1%. Don’t get me wrong, technicals sometimes help predict. You’re leaving out every other factor like news, vibes etc. |
| https://preview.redd.it/pn4sp35zmf8g1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e3cc5a3adada410ba9b3d2501291fc992e7eab1 |
| I left a while ago. It's all the worst people I know posting nonsense. |
| #you spelled banned wrong. See you later bubba |
| I'm still surprised they forgot to censor Ehud Barak the former prime minister of a particular country. |
| And you think the porn actress in this picture is? |
| Elong is at 748B now wtf 😒 stop giving him money |
| nobody tell him |
| I hope your MD buys this as why you've been playing RuneScape at your desk all day. |
| "Please stop, Mr. Mouse. Please." --- "HAW-HAW-HAWWW!" |
| Yes |
| No I will not. wtf. 😂 |
| True.... |
| Get assigned and rip CCs, don’t b scared don’t b broke |
| I am this subreddit |
| IWM and DOW closed in the middle. Honestly it’s a toss up going into next week |
| my favorite reddit post has been published, there's no topping this |
| Amazon is a shit co, so probably buy that. Buy the dip and all |
| they are if they married a Ber |
| Ok virgin |
| # u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR and I have decided that u/stupidber is not the right fit for this subreddit so you are banned buddy buh bye. It’s not you..it’s us…really.\n#\n#edit: we have also decided that u/31andnotdone will send everyone daily nudes |
| This guy woke up and chose violence. |
| Not sure about the accuracy of this meme... The money go round implies a circlejerk where as this implies openai is about to get spit roasted |
| Yes but my point is their forecast is banking on a good roll out of the R2. If consumer spending slows, it can hurt them financially. The EV credits were a huge part of their margins.. losing that also hurts them. \n\nGood luck to them though. |
| Canadian whisky and cuban cigars |
| band for band otherwise eat a dick poor retard pleb lol go mop some floors |
| I’ve made good money selling SG calls this year. Absolute dog of a company. |
| im not even looking that deep into it, only really looking at broad market structures. Semi's can drag down iwth more weight but other shit can drag up. If the structure as a whole has a pattern though, I take notice. |
| Hey, Kentucky is moving on to making Zyns and stuff too |
| Wait is peeing a lot good or bad? Which one means diabetes? |
| fomo is how you lose a lot of money |
| 🙁 mods put the gambling addiction phone number up |
| How can a large shirt become a small after a few months. Something's off there. |
| After blowing up my account in 2020, I was very careful this year. Bull market blessed me with a 30% return. Portfolio size $140k. Sold $50k collateral (margin) MOH $145 P expiring in March. Now I am getting scared that it would go wrong way. Should I stop being greedy, deleverage, stay with GOOG and VOO? |
| keep thinking that |
| Unh may be cooked. Meta for sure |
| https://preview.redd.it/bx2y5g90mf8g1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=26a2dcbf9f5e4d7fd115dbb5a57947a390d8ddb5 |
| what do you mean?\n\nWhy not |
| Probably |
| \+ its not necessarily about trying to call the drop. I see a bottomed out chart on the larger time scales that matter - but short term were topping out. Small dip imo to trick the bers into buying puts, then xmas rally or whatever u vibe traders call it |
| Deep into meta leaps, can’t go wrong |
| yep, if theta gang go to be willing to accept the underlying and add more time to the trade to end up winning. |
| Could have just simplified it by saying it closed under its 18 SMA…semiconductor etf and NVDA are under there SMA. Will drag the market down Monday…. |
| Wonder how long bols have till they start freaking out out their stocks going down again 🤌 |
| im using gemini from now on |
| https://preview.redd.it/jzoral7ulf8g1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=423629a3968f80993825938c1167734751901f3b |
| Tom cuck Lee?? |
| is your logic behind that just straight vibes? |
| are you peeing a lot? could be diabetes |
| OpenAI ISN'T innocent. |
| No, but because it's an old people song |
| Really? I thought that concession speech immediately after she lost and then going to his inauguration was sort of an admission, no?\n\nOr do you have to incite an insurrection for it to count? |
| Oh it absolutely won’t drop Monday. This is etf sir. You should focus on art. |
| thanks used my new foreskin lodged paintbrush |
| thts why I have more money than you |
| Wow. u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR please ban this user he is obviously like 12 years old and regarded |
| I’m drinking so much water all day but I still feel dehydrated, am I dying? |
| Well, thats fair. But isn't more effort generally rewarding? I'm not saying to necessarily back that ass up to the dick of TA but, it's a tool that exists and shouldn't be ignored. Always buy the dip imo, just makes sense to take the time and give yourself a hypothesis for future action eg will there be more dip? |
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| My mom also took Tylenol while pregnant |
| What the hell are RuneScape bonds |
| Confirmed gay |
| Why are you still on Facebook? |
| Doing your cpes |
| What was Tom Lee’s nickname? I forgot |
| You act like children are playing RuneScape. No child is playing RuneScape in 2025, it's adults who started in the early 2000s. Iirc there is a secretary of commerce or something for a country in Europe that used to be in charge of market economics at jagex |
| The problem with crypto is it is too opaque for you to reason about. There are whales that can swing the market easily, and it is extremely poorly regulated. It will be volatile. There likely won't be a clear reason for market moves. It's even worse than the old days, because of all the exchanges and different blockchains diluting the market and spy shit and leverage and network effects and so on. |
| She loves me so much. Literally messaged me all caps about how her pussy is on fire. Her dirty talk is a bit mean but I am into it. Like sure call me an asshole and swear at me baby |
| Why did you break up? |
| I also love the zebra starting with B which is a pig |
| That’s a damn perspective to be honest. |
| Lmfaooo I never expected to see my 2 goat subs intersect |
| my Facebook has become a mix of cute little animal comics, fem boys crying about how people don't like fem boys, the miscellaneous of old, usually hot friends, and people constantly yelling about how other people can't keep mangoes name out of their mouth |
| Can’t wait until stocks trade 24/7. I won’t be able to sleep at all once that happens. |
| ??? Me when I make things up on the internet |
 Spurious Correlations Correlation is not causation: thousands of charts of real data showing actual correlations between ridiculous variables. www.tylervigen.com |
| Is this ai? |
| META |
| waiting for this thing to hit $500 into the santa clause rally |
| Bro is doing TA on an ETF LMAOOO |
| Lets be honest, no women are sodukoing |
| Rolling when itm is effectively realizing a loss and saying, "run it back" |
| quit fapping all the time |
| What the fuck |
| Lott effort when you can just say buy the dip |
| This says that that returns of SPX wrt USD is correlated to the returns of OSRS bonds wrt gp? |
| This is a nice drawing 🙂 |
| Was Bubba really that much better than me? |
| Many tech stocks pumped |
| Sugar cookies are trash and so is sweet tea. |
| i have 70k in robinhood and they telling me I can borrow up to 85$ on margin. |
| This is so retarded it might actually work |
| Good, bourbon sucks |
| NVDA to $500 |
| haha what a load of crap |
| You have no idea, homie |
| https://preview.redd.it/xu6l6nikjf8g1.png?width=367&format=png&auto=webp&s=0a5317724b729bf2bf54d987daf50cc58999c929\n\n1st the blue bullish structure pushed the chart back into the channel, \nas it did that, it formed the 1st bearish green structure - resulting in the most recent dip under and out of the channel you see, which then led to RSI and MACD to structure back bullish (orange).\n\nim betting on a drop on monday / tuesday and follow through pump into the end of the year.\n\nCall it magic, bs, fairie dust, idc, im calling you a gay bear. |
| Considering going balls deep on AMZN, UNH, or META and i cant decide which one to go all in. |
| 600k of what? |
| This guy ignoring all my customer service requests to unban my account after 10 years |
| Is it ok to like Rock n Roll Chigger or is that song cancelled |
| Jork peanits |
| If people still commonly sopuku after losing their jobs in these times then weve lost a lot of good men and women this year. May they rest in piece |
| 100% materialistic bitch |
| Come over |
| Coins tend to be like that. |
| The Champaign of beers |
| What is this guy even talking about🤣🤣🤣 |
| I knew it |
| Tax cuts absolutely can cause inflation, doofus. Particularly when the economy is already near full capacity. Read an econ book. |
| jorkin it |
| oh |
| You did it wrong |
| Getting weekend trading withdrawal symptoms, almost went outside to try speak to a woman |
| There’s this young guy at my golf club. I chat with him from time to time. He’s always talking about how everything is in a bubble. He talks a lot about which new short positions he has.\n\nOnly cool bear I know. \n \nI think he washes the balls or cleans the toilets for the club. |
| Marry me so I get a green card🌹? |
| Theres a good chance your net worth is halved on monday |
| Yen carry trade will carry bols to esptien island next week. |
| Price spike is temporary. Look forward and consider what's possible in an oversupply environment. |
| Why is bitcoin so flat? |
| If he does then he deserves to get rich. |
| What the fuck am I supposed to be doing? |
| i don't think it will shoot back up to ATH any time soon. By 2027 or 2028 it should recover though. Probably won't perform better than just qqq though. |
| I felt bad for you until you said that you had puts. 3k is enough to at least get a quarterly and make some of that back. |
| My net worth is about 400k. It was invested already and on Friday I bought another 600k on margin. I have done it before but...this time I did not close the position the same day and held over the weekend.\n\n\n\n\n Needless to say I am not having the best weekend. |
| Fr tho |
| Your mama pretty tasty |
| Just got my 20mi in. Time to sleep until futures open. |
| Oh shit, are we invading Venezuela to steal their RS GP? Is it more than a coincidence that we start sinking & stealing their boats right around the time sailing comes out? |
| They don’t have bourbon in Colombia only shit scotch and Irish stuff 🤮🤮 |
| Thanks to the AI bull market I was able to afford a wonderful engagement ring for the love of my life 💍\n\nI proposed to her and she said yes!! 😇\n\nA few weeks later we broke up 💔\n\nI asked respectfully to give me the ring back 🫴\n\nBut she refused and said either I have to go through with marrying her or the ring is a sunk cost\n\nIs this even legal or is she manipulating me? |
| Aren't **all** cookies kind of sugar cookies? |
| A day later it pumps 15%, I should be on there rather then here |
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| Then rim it |
| These are my two targets at the moment. CVNA was a decent hit on Friday. |
| What are you all doing here it’s the weekend. go outside. |
| This is a better dd tbh. |
| Have you tried being an American? It’s way more money here and they will dock your paychecks directly |
| #based |
| How about OSRS bonds? |
| They value tradition. |
| I don’t know |
Think about this for a second. It's already too small of a sample size to begin with, but the OP concludes that by decreasing the sample size further post 2022, it's more proof that his findings are real.\n\nCheck out this article to increase your ability to see through BS\n\n Correlation Does Not Imply Causation: 5 Real-World Examples This article shares several real-life examples of the phrase: correlation does not imply causation. www.statology.org |
| I couldve told you that |
| Sugar cookies are the tasiest fucking thing of all time |
| i have been owned |
| XD WISH I WAS DRINKING SO I COULD DO A SPIT TAKE. Whole scene played out in my head with crayons added |
| This guy on r/valueinvesting said NBIS a buy. Is the stock fucked now?\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/ValueInvesting/s/NsCKSbn2s0 |
| Hey bark boy |
| Nothing to spit on 🥲 |
| I'm nice and high with some severe self awareness going and i gotta say\n\n\nI am fucking terrible at this trading thing. Like objectively awful. |
| Sauce or it didn’t happen. |
| I listened to some of your Twitch account. You seem like a genuine and good dude. Bad things happen to good people and you don't deserve this, nobody does. Disregard all the people calling you names. It's going to be tough, but I hope you pull through. |
| Sold 50 more Oz yesterday. I’m over 300% profit. Still have more to sell. I’m averaging out. Mining cost is less than half the current price, so I have zero expectation the price will not retrace but no idea when. We had the exact same FOMO back in 2010 and I was a buyer then. This time on the right side of the transaction as a seller. |
| The boys with your wife last night\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/w0audkolhf8g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f7bd4c0a67c0035a3f5abb6b467cd4a3b7df652 |
| Until one bad trade |
| \[Here\](https://ifunny.co/picture/ami-emerson-eats-a-cum-omelette-xp-finally-some-good-6ydjQr8v6) |
| So how much did that end up netting you |
| It’s giving BBC that ole Hawk Tuah |
| They better redact the PCE report next week if it's bad. |
| I completely agree |
| SPY |
| “You cost me the election to Trump!” (First ever admission that she lost) |
| Modern heavyweight is nuts. Your head and neck are not designed to take that kind of force. |
| FWIW I agree with you |
| Inverse logic |
| no |
| I love this sub lmao |
| That's great. You know, I've also noticed that when women wear short skirts we get a bull market, and when they wear longer skirts we get a bear market. I must be onto something. |
| all the weekly charts look primed ready to pump except NFLX of course. |
| Ahhh you just gotta give it that Ole Hawk Tuah! Spit on that thang |
| Damn, RuneScape brings back so many childhood memories 😅 |
| ETH short. I know this thing will go down but I didn’t want to look at charts over the weeknd lol. Especially with this non existent volatility. |
| UK so it works more like an extra tax then an actual loan |
| Whatever names we call people here this is infinity worse. |
| Nothing. Same thing she’s been saying Bill since the 1990’s. |
| This pic looks fake as shit |
| How much short term capital gains tax will you pay ? |
| Gonna be a 10 bagger on Monday |
| Same here. Washed my 3 cars today since it’s nice out. Not shopping. I don’t need anything, especially cars, and none of my family members need jack shit either. |
| you still got $30k |
| Ohgodenoughinternet |
| Can you make an ETF that rebalances based on this signal? 😹 |
| What was it? |
| This whole thing was just a ‘Rush Hour 4’ promo |
| Girls gone wild metal drums theme intensifies |
| How much |
| Turned $20 into $197 on Hard Rock slots, I need to go to rehab, got the money now!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/xnxxpe13gf8g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=827719fb777e1f5bd59676fab4b3f5e2a5739b75 |
| Have you ever heard of a cum omelette? This chick Ami Emerson ate a 25 man cum omelette on camera and made like $325K |
| Closed my position yesterday at -600$ just because I wanted to have a peaceful weekend. Best decision ever. Follow me for more financial advice. |
| Could you work the term “non-parametric” in there just to make it even more triggering? |
| lol @ Ackman trying to juice out SpaceX |
| Both are true |
| Don't forget diddy hes a diddy ahhh blud |
| That's a horrible ratio. What are you, like 56 cooking? |
| Y RDDT gae? |
| Yes |
| CyberJerking |
| Be self aware and start buying puts. |
| Damn, this is like medallion fund tier DD |
| Did you take out student loans? |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/KnewTwoDiss made a bet that NKE would go to 70.40065 within **3 days** when it was 65.795 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 10 wins and 11 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Emotionally I've retired decades ago.\n\nFinancially Im working till im dead |
| New Strat for 2025 |
| I love the idea of some poor (fellow) geek like “I dunno guys, I’m telling you, I think I’m on to something here” and getting laughed out of the sub, then going on to make a few hundred mil, the whole time wondering why nobody will listen to them. |
| Does spx mafia take the week off for christmas |
| Thats Judy hops and a lot of other people think so too... there's ummm... questionable content of her on certain websites. |
| Thumb in the ass. yours or hers. |
| Thats cuz this year sucks |
| Yeah ok but what about PLEX? |
| So you're saying there's a chance? |
| I’m talking we see spy at $705 before febuary and amzn at like $270 |
| yea. I was so confused why Panasonic, who makes batteries for Tesla, has been trading at or around $10 for YEARS. But then I realized that Panasonic is a huge company and batteries is just one thing that they do. But QS will moon if they get a deal with TSLA. |
| Anal |
| You think that's good?? It looks like shit photoshop and airbrushed to hell |
| Why this decade is like the decade of the pedophiles? 🥭... this D4vd guy... Epstein death... Prince whatever the fuck his name is.\n\nFuckin weirdos |
| I truly don't get why some people just won't paper trade 1st especially after realizing they suck at trading. Also, if you got that much cash best to buy shares and avoid the extra head ache of the greeks. |
| well… If you have a job or a business and know how the make money, then, you can invest. Easy |
| I should buy $RKLB. Thanks for you help |
| Soooo is rush hour 4 going to be released after Chris Tucker picture was leaked or… |
| I’m bored dear boys, don’t feel Christmassy at all |
| The data they used was readily available online so I decided to attempt a replication of this to prove them wrong, but it seems like there may be some substance to this. I have used OSRS bonds rather than RS3 bonds since there is a kaggle csv available for download.\n\nI have used the multi-day log returns using look-behind windows, and computed ACF with equal sample counts per lag.\n\nThis is with checking through 40 day lag:\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/yDtATBh.png\n\nAnd this is checking just through 10 days:\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/i2PI3SO.png\n\nAnd again through 10 days but using a 2 day log return window:\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/m04HZYB.png\n\nI would encourage someone else to also attempt replicating this analysis to ensure no errors have been made.\n\nEdit: btw I am using an exogenous ACF methodology |
| This guy knows |
| paper bag |
| Weekend daq flying |
| Called my dad and said hey dad his first response was, so its money right? |
| There's always uncertainty, it's how existence is. And they will buy, just as they always have, day after day, year after year.\n\nClick here to know more. |
| >You’re in a $803.32 Day Trade Call in your Individual account.\n\nPuts on HOOD. But can I have some cash first? Thanks! |
| 🫲🏻🫱🏻you can go down 300, 400 as much as 600 percent. some people including terrible people such as u/free_aardvark4392 said would never be possible🫲🏻↔️🫱🏻 |
| https://preview.redd.it/atff393ydf8g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e1c1e20a71a98b0aac5aca2750ea55ad16443de |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/brucekeller made a bet that NVDA would go to 222.22 within **3 weeks** when it was 179.8 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 5 wins and 16 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Buying gf 10k |
| Jeremy Grantham Is long on QS, that fact alone was enough for me to get 20k shares @ 6. But I did research a little and while their tech is great, it is not at the omg level. Just gradual improvement, and that is why I am now selling weekly CCs for 12 or maybe like 14 for few weeks out If current ones do not get assigned next week. I feel dumb doing this since I likely lose fkton of upside when market wakes up. however, bird in the hand and bird in the bush etc, premiums have come down but still like 50c per call.\n\n \nhere is what AI summarized about the improvements compared to current car batteries:\n\n* Higher energy density → potentially 400–500+ miles of range vs \~250–350 miles today\n* Ultra-fast charging → target \~10–15 minutes for 10–80% charge\n* Longer battery life → strong capacity retention over many charge cycles\n* Improved safety → solid, non-flammable electrolyte reduces fire risk\n* Potentially lower cost at scale → simpler materials and manufacturing long-term\n* Lighter and more compact packs → more energy per weight and volume |
| We have a term called “financial nihilism?”\n\nSTFU and get rich dawg |
| I heard they invited fans to go with them to Puerto Rico or DR to hear three different sets of songs on different nights, but they mostly played the same songs each night and it cost $10,000 for each fan |
| So amazing! |
| cheers my guy!! |
| Like our wrinkles in the brainz! |
| You probably have grip dick. Cut out porn.\n\nIf she's fat though not your fault, move on. |
| I learned my lesson when i lost 100$ |
| Yeah we’ll be $120+ by March 2026 or June 2026, depending on macro, so if that hits by March you’re gonna has a great time, because if it’s $120 in March it will be $150+ in June. |
| saw them about a year ago, loved it! visuals are great. |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Between Michael Burry warning that the AI bubble could go on for several more years and Friday’s green orgy, I think we may have actually reached capitulation |
| It used to be the shit back in the day. I grew up on that show. Definitely not the same anymore. 10 year old me loved all the hot chicks on there like 20 years ago |
| Guys!\n\nMy wife and I went to the TOOL concert in Honolulu last night. We ate some mushrooms to enhance the experience and fully immerse ourselves.\n\nTwo words: MIND BLOWN! |
| You're gay for watching survivor |
| welcome to the team |
| For the picks an shovels play, buy $LUBE |
| Should i quit if i lose money |
| Sure but the movement is very similar. You just apply leverage. |
| First of all, my name is Jiang, and I speak perfect english. Secondly, I got second in that burger flipping competition 😢 |
| Harder daddy |
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| You need all that to notice that the graphs don't really seem to affect each other? Two generally upward trends are not predictive of anything. By that logic my age is predictive of market sentiment.\n\nBesides, wtf do a bunch of children know about market sentiment? It ain't stock brokers and investors playing RuneScape. It's like seeing patterns in clouds and concluding they were formed with intent. A bunch of nonsense. |
| That usually means you are attracted to men instead. Start loading them puts brother |
| 🐈 ♻️ |
| Stop gambling. Buy and HOLD Vanguard ETFs. Reinvest dividends. Be patient. Be disciplined. Watch the power of compounding. |
| we get dogs |
| The bunny from Zootopia is kinda pretty |
| What do you think Hillary is saying to Bill right now? |
| Let me simplify that for you:\n\nDec 22 - Dec 31: 0 dte calls |
| New gf |
| Just got perma banned from r/survivor because I said one of the contestants acted like he was gay lmao Reddit is fucking so gay and retarded |
| Dog's are fucking weird when you're tripping. I feel you. |
| Im having a hard time cumming during sex with my gf, what do you suggest to help |
| Thing is we trade short term 0DTE options here and research like this is not helpful. |
| Can't go wrong with NBIS or APLD afaik |
| In his defense, if you were in the same position, would you not do the same? People that own multiple businesses do that shit all the time. It's like a fundamental of Hollywood accounting to always have a 'loss' from getting services from other companies they own, then they can avoid paying taxes or people dumb enough to get a % of net in their contracts etc. |
| Was tripping balls so hard last night I thought my friends dog looked like a Star Wars AT-AT 😂 |
| Getting a 60k bonus this year. Thinking of LEAPS on nbis, poet, apld, meta, and rivn 12k each position. hopefully one of them 10x |
| Yes |
| Yeah that’s why I quit smoking weed and doing psychedelics but last night I was like fuck it. Shits definitely not for me anymore. Although I would love to do a little dose of DMT one more time in my life |
| Good lord |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/_Rexfest_** bet **META** goes from **661.47** to **694.54** before **27-Dec-2025 04:04 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 6 wins and 40 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| !banbet META 5% 7D |
| I can get overtime which is better than rideshare/delivery, also told my GF and she is shocked but she is supportive |
| Sir this is $46,797 |
| That social anxiety is the word feeling ever |
| 96% ytd gains, that's some risky business you're entertaining |
| Get that mermaid cloaca |
| RKLB and ASTS are positioned to be huge. I’d get back in. Trump already said space is the focus |
| Ha, this lends to the CIA informant theory |
| I'll allow it. |
| I had invested in some cooked trout, but troutman rugpulled me. |
| money will be worthless in 10 years. |
| R=0.43 aight buddy |
| No shit. Runescape bonds go up and the market goes up. Of course there's been correlation. Now do the same analysis in 2019 to 2020. Or your mom's scale weight. |
| I fought theta and IV crush all year with my options trades. Do I get the warrior dividend? |
| This is the water\nAnd this is the well.\nDrink full and descend.\nThe horse is the white of the eyes and dark within. |
| I confessed to my girlfriend I have a gambling addiction, it’s hard to admit so I (mistakenly) chose to say adhd since dopamine chasing |
| Same blow to the brain part of the skull would have r left him disabled in some way minimum\n\nJaw shattering was like a protective crumple zone for his brain\n\nHe would have gone down the first punch of the three combo if he wasn’t in the corner, no defense stunned full force finisher |
| Haven’t taken them since the birds won the Super Bowl last year |
| I had to walk back from my friends house because I didn’t feel like talking to anyone anymore lmao the Xmas lights looked crazy though on the walk back |
| It's not the number that matters.\n\nThe 10k players on RS3 are all S&P500 executives. |
| I have a question about centaurs. Specifically, a female centaur. |
| Stop taking them 24/7 then |
| Planning on not being another statistic, my girlfriend knows now and is being supportive and kind to me, she knows I fucked up and I confessed to her I have a gambling addiction/addictive personality |
| SpaceX buying thousands of unsold cyber trucks to boost sales…the circle keeps jerking |
| Youre supposed to not even feel it but the 250mg was too much. Gonna cut it in half and try again |
| kk |
| Yeah I can’t do psychedelics anymore 😂 |
| I got some microdose ones but they were too strong |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/gayforgoblin made a bet that NBIS would go to 180.0 within **1 month** when it was 104.03 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 6 wins and 17 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| So easy to make money when you have a ton of money. |
| let's not go crazy |
| u/stupidber humps his body pillow every night |
| I just got crushed by Carmax puts. Inventory is piling up on lots and car loan delinquencies are rising but people are still buying the stock. Can't win. |
| It all looks really cheap and tacky. What were these billionaires all thinking? |
| Dude, did you read what you type? |
| OP must’ve been an orphan |
| Mushrooms make me socially retarded for a couple hours |
| Men do not have the luxury of unconditional love. That’s reserved for women and children. |
| Everyone hates dentists, all you need to do is pay and leave. |
| As a permaber im starting to believe in spx 7000 before new year so you know what that means. |
| I got one on Amazon Black Friday for $16 (22 oz.). I know people like to hate on Amazon for whatever reason, but I've been using them since 1999 and they very often offer the best price |
| Hello, thank you for your comment it means a lot and I 100% agree with you, I’m happy someone knows how I feel and I assume you’re doing a lot better as well, if you ever need to chat let me know, thankfully my girlfriend now knows and is being my rock and anchor |
| Please |
| He is pointing towards his bedroom. Kevin was tricked! |
| Okay. |
| Epstien hat shit taste in interior decor. He also let a lot of things get scuffed and rusty. Like you think someone who was rubbing ducks with the worlds elite could afford Rust away. |
| Dude you could be president |
| I redacted my loss this year. |
| Nah. Just a lot of can kicking.\n\nIf you mean like several years down the line probably. |
| It’s scary but my girlfriend knows now and I feel light despite the shame, the guilt I not telling her hurt more than I imagined. |
| you can say retarded now. |
| I made sugar free jello and mixed Greek yogurt with it. Will report back in 4 hours |
| 6.5 trading days left in 2025. Santa rally?\n\nHere is the schedule for the remainder of the year:\n\nMonday, Dec 22: Full trading day\n\nTuesday, Dec 23: Full trading day\n\nWednesday, Dec 24 (Christmas Eve): Early Close (1:00 PM ET)\n \nThursday, Dec 25 (Christmas Day): Closed \n\nFriday, Dec 26: Full trading day\n\nMonday, Dec 29: Full trading day\n\nTuesday, Dec 30: Full trading day\n\n**Wednesday, Dec 31 (New Year's Eve): Full trading day |
| This homey can't wait to find out. |
| Imagine being dumped for a woman made entirely of silicone |
| Alright, Jesus.\n\nQuit acting like Jake Paul could’ve died from the fight. That’s a 1 in 10,000 possibility.\n\nThe dude did know he would suffer something bad fighting a heavy weight. Aka it’s broken jaw\n\nYall making boxing seem like it’s to the death lmao |
| The flat line is when I exited the market because it seemed obvious it would crash. I didn't have loses, but also missed out on the gains.\n\nI made some mistakes, but learned a lot. It seems the market is mostly psychological.------ |
| There is a God. |
| Can’t lose it, since I already sold it… |
| Probably listened to cramer ! He has destroyed more families than Hitler!!! |
| Clear case of what not to do. YOLO!!! |
| Generational refresh pull |
| Billionare are wich but none so poweful as kim j |
| That's how live TV works retard |
| Another $22k from me lol |
| I read, this shits out of hand.\n\nCrash incoming |
| Can you run the same analysis with OSRS bonds? Curious if there's still a correlation. |
| I'm making it 10% of my portfolio. |
| No, I just bet Texas A&M to wiagainst Miami right now and price dropped to 1 cent 15-20 seconds before that interception. |
| Thank you for your message, I’m doing better after telling my girlfriend |
| I told my girlfriend and I agree I am a gambling addict, she’s going to be keep a watch on me and I told her I do not trust myself with finances anymore. |
| When you include powerful politicians the group gets much larger. |
| Zero, just had trading |
| Tyty |
| You are a living legend, thank you for the sacrifice, shame I didn’t sell you any of the contracts or else I’d be buying myself a nice new car for Christmas |
| Just get really wealthy and you won't need to. |
| Every day, I’ve noticed this community just gets more and more retarded. You are all really retarded. \n\nThank you for your attention to this matter. |
| Thank you,\n1. My gf knows now and I won’t do anything stupid, since I already done stupid shit.\n2. I have a decently well paying job but it’s going through major changes.\n3. Will work with the irs first and then creditors but currently doing my best to stay current with payments but I was without pay for two months (a month ago) and missed a loan payment so credit tanked, first missed payment ever and I had credit since I was 18 yrs old. |
| Green confirmed. |
| For those interested in why the Fed decided to start printing money unexpectedly way earlier than people expected:\n\n[For How Much Longer Will the Highly Leveraged Treasury Basis Trade Finance U.S. Budget Deficits?](https://adamjosephson.substack.com/p/for-how-much-longer-will-the-highly)\n\n[China earlier this year used the basis trade as leverage to get the US to fold on tariffs](https://robinjbrooks.substack.com/p/the-basis-trade-must-die)\n\n[ECB Official and Governor of Bank of Portugal - Fed loses control of the Repo Rate. Will the basis trade unwind? Is “Non-QE QE” coming?](https://vconstancio.substack.com/p/the-fed-loses-control-of-the-repo)\n\nUS is beginning to struggle to finance its deficits and find buyers. They're losing control of repo markets and short term funding for banks, dealers, funds etc. They had a choice:\n\n* Rely on random hedge funds in the Cayman Islands sometimes leveraged 100:1 to finance our country. Be at the mercy of countries like China that can get us to fold on anything by dumping our debt.\n\n* Soft default, start making some dollars again, buy our own debt back and take back some control.\n\nTL;DR for "ain't reading all that" guy - SPX to 7500 next year, we mooning, yes get in now and keep buying. |
| Makes sense... Yea I've been whipsawed to death the last few weeks |
| This. |
| I just got ripped off by Yankee Candle of all stores.\n\nShit had their candles marked at $35 in the mall I was at.\n\nI’m shopping for parents so fuck it I’ll get expensive candles.\n\nThen Kroger sends me an ad for $11.99 Yankee candles. Fuck me\n\nNow I’m the cheapskate |
| What if we now see an absolute monster of a rally through January |
| \[low volume?\] Are you betting on D3 womens basketball? I haven't seen that much of a delay. |
| this is like in stocks where microseconds matter. gotta be live there in the audience with your app. |
| Monday worries me |
| How so? It's free. |
| Got sick and forgot to exit my calls, you’re welcome whoever sold me those contracts lol |
| Yeah? Televisions have a delay ya fool go watch it live |
| Upset no, ashamed yes, it’s not like I’m flipping a table over |
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| No no no fundamentally $DJT is now a nuclear fusion play |
| It's all fun n games until you get assigned on the stock and that dips 90% and stays flat for years. Looking at you PYPL and MRNA |
| Delay between live games and Robinhood markets are ridiculous. Contract prices on Robinhood games will change drastically before a big play is shown 20+ seconds later. |
| First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect.\n\n\nAlso, ChatGPT. |
| What a shit post. I applaud that regards exist in such force that this post is a real thing. Rather than learning about the market, or even just…going outside, OP spent time to build an A+ quality shit post complete with graphs and everything.\n\nVery entertaining. I feel bad for your family, obviously. But very entertaining. |
| Tinder AI has identified your ideal woman, don’t fight the machines |
| I sold everything on Friday. You can have black Monday |
| What is this about? |
| Feel bad for Bezos ex wife\n\nImagine being willing to pay $40b to not be married to someone |
| Thank you China for the Oil Tanker LMAO |
| Little mommy looks miserable outside watching her kids play sportsketball\n\nmaybe if she got involved instead of moping on the sidelines |
| Put the WHOLE thing in options? Breh, you prob coulda put a quarter in just voo or nvda or some shit at least just as a safety net. This is madness.\n\n\nBut thank you for your sacrifice. Made me feel way better about my little $800 in losses 🤣🤣 |
| Don't do any trading with adhd I found out the hard way too |
| You can’t survive on $30 an hour in Los Angeles |
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| You had the formula for infinite wealth and you just post it in WSB? |
| *I hope I don't die because I'm gonna make a shitload of money* |
| you rang? 🫡 |
| Definitely how it works |
| https://preview.redd.it/8483ocb67f8g1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbbaccb3a9ca1b40f4b5d983a219b5412e8c0a6b |
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| Bro got busted shoplifting from Target |
| Just add Newey-West adjusted t-statistics that use Heteroskedasticity and Autocorrelation Consistent (HAC) standard errors to correct for issues in time series data where errors aren't independent (autocorrelation) and have varying variances (heteroskedasticity), and the sub will happily present you your autism certificate as one of us. |
| People are calling you retarded but Econ phd researchers will reference this post in years to come |
| I’m not paying any tax to this government. They’re not working for me |
| So how big is the Billionaires Kiddy Diddlers Club? \n\nRIP George Carlin, he knew. |
| i wanted to believe in ORCL but earnings call burned me out i knew a tiktok deal as coming but i just couldnt buy calls again, i should have now they are almost back to 200 |
| Agreed and it has the lowest PE from the semis 🙌🏼 |
| Tax evasion, obviously 🙄 |
| My offer was only about 30% equity but that was as a new grad, it's much higher for senior roles. |
| My gain for this year has been redacted. |
| It pops next week. Nvidia to 10 Q2 2026 |
| What did you do |
| CPImages report |
| No swordfish? Need to be diversified |
| Teenage is a bit far fetched ngl. Pre-pubescent at most. |
| You guys are letting your personal emotions get in the way of a great stock |
| I check out RAM prices every day, because I like to remind myself how much we're being screwed over by greedy RAM manufacturers. |
| *[ Archived ]* |
| $MU will cross $300 in January, $400 by Summer. Still the best play in the entire semis/AI space. |
| This is the sub crossover I've been secretly hoping for. |
| No hope with criminal record now |
| I almost missed what happened in that boxing match but fortunately every single subreddit told me |
| I literally just did my master's capstone on OSRS price action lol, nice work. |
| Holy fuck, reddit is flooded with Jake Paul posts.\n\nI’m not surprised they paid him $92 million for the fight. Fucking worth it |
| i hear jake jaw broke |
| You are a free meal |
| Yes? |
| Although RKLB is already too rich, it has little dependence on NASA contracts. It should continue to run as SpaceX little brother. |
| Thank you for making this post. This is 100% just bad econometrics. |
| Got emmmm |
| Uncensored copies will go to the highest bidder |
| These girls are eating out here, brother |
| That would imply there were numbers to censor, when in reality, the numbers aren't even being monitored anymore.\n\nPuts on HPQ |
| Strippers to dead computer game |
| Lmao they forgot to blur out his cock |
| This is Reddit not AI. If you don’t know the answer just keep scrolling |
| When I was younger, I was poor. But after years and years of hard work, I am no longer young. |
| You’re prolly ngmi if you don’t sell those lobbies at world 2 Fally prices… |
| I said this because i started in 2018 took a huge loss first 6months. I scaled back and keep trading - just barely treading water. I finally knew I was ready 2 weeks ago… I did 20 trades since then. And 50% up since that point…\n\nI will not have time work against my options holding = i do not buy them… I issue them. |
| >Los Angeles is actively implementing a phased minimum wage increase to\n$30/hour for hotel and airport workers by the 2028 Olympics, |
| It's minimum wage for hotel workers not everyone.\n\nBut yea for sure, better not be a retard ber in cash. |
| This would actually be a good shitpost if you didn't throw it into ChatGPT to write for you.\n\nr = 0.428? |
| How do you buy Samsung ? I bought EWY |
| He’s dead lifting his boyfriend |
| Why is every chick that likes me on tinder 300+ |
| Now this is the shit I am HERE FOR |
| Lmao yea I'm sure rent and housing will go down. Imagine being this dumb. |
| Yes. He was starring in kevin alone at home. Creepy scene |
| It’s a dentist not an airport. |
| Sir, this is a casino |
| On the butthole* |
| Rock & Stone miner |
| Jeez, just want to say golden trade comes once in a while. Use your ADHD and make different goals and plans for your trades… 1-10% gain per trade max loss 1/2% - trade duration 2 hours max. Stay cash and stay positive.\nI had been in your place years ago and still in the negative for my all times. \n1. Don’t start with all your net worth\n2. Don’t start with what you can’t afford to lose\n\nIf you start with #1 or #2 you will end up getting your portfolio totaled\n\nYou will know when you are being ready and by that point you won’t need much money to make millions - I would say 2k would be the just right amount to start at that point. Things to check off to know when you are ready\nA. You know your entry and stop loss zone and the optimal exit\nB. You understand trend clearly\n\nTips: price action is KING - indicators are there for confirmation. And don’t fudge with lagging indicators. |
| You’re so retarded you managed to lose money during an historic bull run but we should listen to you when it comes to how to run the run world? |
| Good one. |
| Wage inflation and housing deflation |
| Well, it’s not worse than all the articles that explain why Tesla stock will hit value xx within xy time (TLDR: curve always goes up). |
| I want some to hold me the way Jake Paul held Anthony Joshua over and over again |
| 5-10% isn’t a fraction of a percent |
| I get that reference. |
| Bruhs even isis terrorists are packed with Benjamins |
| It looks fake as shit to me; like everything is too smooth. |
| #KENOBI!!🫵😠 |
| wasn't Project Athena seen as bearish for rklb? |
| u/stupidber kisses his mom on the mouth |
| I am moving in, if I live out of my car on skid row I can save a lot of money. |
| Goddammit u/[Traditional-Sink1537](https://www.reddit.com/user/Traditional-Sink1537/), that's the greatest DD I've ever seen, you must some sort of genius, you're gonna be a general someday! |
| what's the charge? |
| not satisfied with my purchases, how can I get a refund? |
| Zezima Stock Tracking ETF - $ZEZI\n\nJust like $NANC |
| Autism makes me ausome |
| Fuck off rick |
| Discontinue the lithium |
| I just want someone to hold me the way that ref held jake paul after he got knocked out\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ryzgadet4f8g1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f22fc9faf9095addd0702f3e99d2ed64043cea |
| 3 more times, is that okay? |
| It’s true |
| It's Christmas in Killarney |
| #Los Angeles preparing to raise minimum wage to $30 an hour LMAO🤌 |
| The teenage boy? |
| I'm afraid to tell a dentist that I don't like them and want to see a new one. It's hard being sensitive in this world |
| https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/yXebt7fBuC |
| Arent we all trading based of gut feeling? This WSB |
| My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue. People call me Bubba. Just like one of them ol' redneck boys. Can you believe that? |
| Dell puts someone did some dd the other day. |
| Micron out of retail business |
| One day I wish to achieve this level of autism, truly remarkable. \n\nWe all should salute you |
| Some guy in here said he has a penis\n\n\nPLTR ASTS UEC TLRY DJTU \n\nAAPL TSLA PUTS |
| Space stocks are back in vogue it seems. SpaceX $1.5 trillion valuation talk caught everyone by surprise, administration's new focus on race to the moon with China and Musk who was always pro Mars and skipping the moon is now talking about massive lunar bases, and billions in new money just passed congress to Golden Dome and missile defense. |
| the economy used to be so decent ppl thought u might be gay if u had a roommate |
| No that’s Jxffrey Epstxin’s closest friend |
| What if all those pages are redacted because Half Life 3 is in there? |
| How long casino closed next week 😭😭😭 |
| Fuck you Oziach. \n\nPetition for more DD like this |
| lot of the trades pay 6 figures and hire people with a past |
| Give her a break, she was good in that picture and rolling Stones clip |
| The study is not statistically significant as it is over optimized and has no reserved sampling data to verify the results, k-fold works well for this. |
| Is this why the paper index is gaining?! |
| Is that >!Donald Trump!< ? |
| Are you questioning the ultra official Fed report??? Must be woke! |
| I'm told that 3.6 is not great, but not terrible |
| Damn |
| Never gonna give you up |
| dont go chasing falling knives, please stick to the 0dtes that youre used to |
| You need more than one rare Earth element to make something of high tech. |
| I agree which is why I buy em, but someone is always on the opposite end of the trade. |
| Guys I lost almost 40k after a stellar run. Any loan sharks in the chat? |
| The 🙌 |
| Something |
| Me with cs2 market |
| 2001 was a documentary... The black obelisk is here. |
| Very interesting 👌 any reason no data pre 2022 is used? |
| Here are the files!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/f51vtxdq2f8g1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dd420ccf8f7f9d2132ba8d2e2a2a7ff902270ce |
| Is there any coming back for someone whos broke and ends up in prison at age 36 or checkmate? |
| Buddy, I just wanna know if the line goes up or down coming 49 days, don’t wanna read all that 😩 |
| https://preview.redd.it/l7jpvz4o2f8g1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28ffb559729226b447c37583fd556e351df0f53b |
| Welcome to Costco, I love you |
| 0 DTEs it is |
| doesn't robinhood already do this? |
| ”Claude sonnet for coding assistance” is an understatement |
| 🥭 is like Epstein files deez nuts lmao |
| 4-5 years |
| yeah me too, and you. I never bought asts |
| ok i'll bite how tf do you get 182lbs on a bar? |
| "The exchange said it plans to submit paperwork to the Securities and Exchange Commission to allow U.S.-listed equities and exchange-traded products to trade nearly 24 hours a day, five days a week. If approved, the new schedule would launch in the second half of 2026." |
| Reddit ain’t interested in the files anymore as they don’t implicate DJT. \n\nTERMINAL TDS |
| Eat until you can do 180 in overhead press |
| First award I’ve ever given on reddit. \n\nExcellent post and excellent work.\n\nThis is the type of quality content that reddit should be meant for. |
| Musta been somethin you said |
| Well, I, for one, would NEVER hope you get hit by a bus.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| u/cashflow_ kisses his dog on the mouth |
| If its too obvious it won't happen |
| The decay isnt that fast and the premium isnt worth it for the risk imo. |
| Samsung on the KRX, Micron, or RAM ETF |
| I imagine he is happy |
| Now this is some high grade genius shit right here. It really is that simple, I just need to trade based on what is happening in Runescape 3. Holy shit! |
| Honestly seems legit |
| It’s hard to say considering it hits 52w highs every day 🤣 |
| isn't that how science has worked for a few decades? Just use a different statistical model? |
| Shaq agrees |
| It’s gld to 410 by December 31st |
| Imagine being this regarded |
| Am I regarded or just redacted 😏 |
| Give it to me straight doc, is this going to hit?\n!banbet |
| K then it would’ve taken you less than 36 trades to get to your own 80k. Do you not see how dumb it is to be bragging about how you’re a good trader who makes at least 50% profit 60% of the time when obviously that’s not the case and while you’re likely still living paycheck to paycheck commenting on Reddit on other people’s winnings? I would love to see your account loll |
| # GET SOME FUCKING REST, DEGENERATES |
| God, someone show moistcr1tikal this, we need someone to rival Elon musk |
| Bulls are rollin in their 5.0s with the ragtop down so their hair can blow. Latinas on standby, waiting just to say hi. |
| Maybe say 1995 a third time and ignore facts, might work! |
| Spurious correlations: https://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations |
| Any DVLT baggies? What's the craic, they've basically been diluting holders for a month straight. Nice christmas bonuses for the scammers whilst we squeal like piggies? |
| You guys live in reality...in 1995. |
| You gotta eat |
| Cross it out, baby, cross it out!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/j8sxwh2n0f8g1.png?width=361&format=png&auto=webp&s=668ddca94bcccf9138af8e11c484bdf72e8c6086 |
| #I once saw a baldy guy walking down the street and asked him how his puts are doing. He said "how did you know I had puts?" LMAO🤌 |
| I believe |
| Sell ram |
| https://preview.redd.it/rth1hb9c0f8g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c09aa2907f74029809116d4de3f6171ee7d366fe\n\n“Something just came across my desk John” |
| Probably will be higher in a few years due to all the focus space is getting |
| Why is your account in monopoly money |
| Spurious correlation goes brrrrr |
| How will this affect the price of Rune scimmys? |
| Believe it or not...\n\nCalls on ink |
| What’s the best way to play increasing RAM prices ? |
| Maybe bers will take a shower this weekend |
| Scrub ass ber |
| This is where you roll over your stock into your calls |
| We are really living in a simulation aren't we |
| Americans hate foreigners. They'd rather buy a US co at 50x than a foreign company at 5x. |
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| I’m just here to be a part of the autism |
| Bears hang out the passenger side of their best friend’s ride and try to holla at T-Boz |
| What makes you say so ? |
| 182 pound deadlifts\n\n9 sets\n\n10 reps each\n\nAnd I'm less than 145 pounds\n\nWhat do you think? 🎤 |
| I did not say you would be wiped out or anything, merely that your gains are not from options, as you have no advantage in those. But from your ability to correctly speculate the future direction of stocks. \n\nIn a pure options probabilistic sense, you’re still losing. But you made more from being right that you don’t feel that. |
| Still worth buying $Asts and $RKLB? |
| Im gonna straight pass out |
| still can't wrap my head around the public humiliation of mostly European pharma giants on last friday's trump press conference |
| Wow, rare good news of someone actually fighting and resisting. Thank you for sharing. |
| Your initial reply to the op implied that credit spreads have lower risk to reward ratio per capital invested than puts. This statement is false, nothing else. In fact the opposite is true. |
| AVGO opening at 350 on Monday |
| This is either the most autistic DD I've ever seen or actual genius level analysis\n\n \nThe fact that you correlated fucking RuneScape bonds to the S&P with a 49 day lag and got statistical significance is honestly impressive. Like who even thinks of this stuff\n\n \nNow I'm wondering if we should be tracking WoW gold prices and EVE market data too. Virtual economies as economic indicators is such a weird concept but your data actually looks solid\n\n \nYOLO puts on SPY based on RS3 bond movements when |
| Roll mf tide |
| Ironically the ones on the lower end of that curve are more likely to reference it |
| QUANT |
| Keep picking up those pennies before the steamroller... |
| If I didn’t get hurt in high school, Could have gone pro in Quidditch |
| Theres free lunch, and then theres allstate |
| Ah, yes, I remember *my* first time taking Adderall. |
| Top tier content. |
| On the 🅱️eekend? 🤨 |
| r/GrandExchangeBets is that way. |
| Can I plug into yours with my USB-D? |
| You've said staring at him without blinking: "I'm a bergapper" |
| **I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT** |
| We're only making plans for Nigel. |
| naaah respect for putting in so much effort on shitpost |
| At first they laugh….\nThen they fight\nThen they panic\nThen he wins |
| Stop desiring shit. |
| ^ This guy lives in reality. |
| Palantir to 210/220 on Monday? |
| This makes more sense then all these stupid jobs reports, yield curves etc.\n\nI think this is the indicator no one is watching except this guy |
| Unfortunately. Sad. Everything but "lame ". Sorry I have to admit that I do gamble here, but i I am old but not lame...\n\nAnd unfortunately you are right that nobody cares |
| This is the kind of stuff that makes wsb worth every penny I pay for it. |
| Wendy’s closing 350 locations nationwide. Guess the rugrats won’t be getting any toys this Xmas. |
| Can we get the same run on OSRS? |
| OP will be going back to the cooking range to flip some lobsters |
| buy 0dte tesla calls, got it |
| This is like that strippers predicting a recession based on tips but with basement dwellers instead of |
| Fuck yes, incredible DD. This is the kinda shit I joined this sub for all those years ago |
| Every cubic inch of financially viable fossil fuel will be extracted and consumed. It's far too useful not to be. (We still haven't invented anything as energy dense and portable as gasoline).\n\n\nThe only unknown is how fast it will happen. |
| Lmao why |
| #I was at the grocery store and saw the guy in front of me buying puts on his phone so called cops on him \n\n#LMAO🤌 |
| Alright smart guy by that logic what’s it gonna do Monday then. |
| American propaganda loves to brainwash everyone into thinking were the best. meanwhile we have some of the oldest infrastructure and worst support for its own people. |
| Love it |
| Imagine saying “continuing is not a good look for you” and then posting an AI summary instead of responding to what I said. What a douche. You must have a ton of friends irl if you act like this |
| https://www.wsj.com/articles/new-york-signs-ai-safety-bill-into-law-ignoring-trump-executive-order-f1ece21d?st=cAMD5a\n\npretty sure its inevitable more states will follow and congress will not do anything to prevent it |
| https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pqw5o9/weekend_discussion_thread_for_the_weekend_of/nv2wjsq/ |
| Someone is selling them, so what you mean “not supposed to?” |
| I expect crypto to keep tanking and i I think it’s trash. Do I inverse myself? |
| Never buying puts again. Calls now and forever |
| No Mercy For My THROATUS |
| That means the options contract will move 99.9¢ for every $1 move on the stock. |
| considering trump was literally known for creeping on teenage models in his modeling agency, you know he makes up the majority of those black boxes. he was exactly the same guy as epstein. |
| Developed country |
| /u/cookmeplox |
| last 3 mondays it has, dont expect anything different this time. |
| You gonna go make magnets outta silver? |
| I’ll be behind the dumpster at the Grand Exchange |
| Dump on monday, and Im not a bear |
| the stock market isnt connected to reality anymore. My parents will say shit like “it always goes up” but were at the point where the system wont even let it go down a few percent because we have to make it to next quarter in the positive. Its ridiculous. |
| "developed" |
| Idk wtf is a "nation"? |
| The many man one does hit tho |
| I mean if the famous chics are making noise about Tilly Norwood, imagine the shit storm the regular chics will cause when real AI sex robot is commercialized. |
| imagine losing $2 in the stock market for every $1 you make at wendy's. the myth of sisyphus |
| Poland also have some. |
| why apple did not call their dongle the apple tree is beyond me |
| Appreciate the TED Talk, professor 🫡\nYou’re right though, market did things nobody could’ve predicted, I paid the price and sustained PTSD permanently |
| Interesting turn of events we have here.\n\nGodspeed, retard |
| How is .999 delta indicative of holding shares? I’m regarded and trying to learn |
| So you don’t do any individual positions then? I make okay money (about 100k) but currently going back to school for a bba and then pursue a mba so i can go into operations management and like you, greatly increase my income and invest a lot more |
| Bro what the fuck lolll |
| #Sydney Sweeney's new movie is out in theaters LMAO🤌 |
| #Canada is the only country to use clowns on horses as a legitimate police department |
| What the fuck is a global citizen? \n\nI was shocked and appalled by 9/11. If it happened tomorrow I would LMAO |
| Everything is old as shit and boomers won't let anyone tear it down. |
| TIL. what does the enlightened protoss use? |
| That’s what he thought |
| Reddit said fuk the other holidays. It’s Christmas |
| Bored, maybe trip to Costco is the thing to do… |
| Onshore physical silver if you live in the west |
| Enjoy the shitty part of the Dunning Kruger curve. |
| My quantitative. My math SPECIAList. Look at OP. You notice anything different about him? Look at his hairnet, look at his dead eyes. I’ll give you a hint. He works at Wendys. He won a national burger flipping competition in CHYNA! |
| 🎉🎉🎉 |
| In +10 years I'll be invited on CNBC and I'll say:\n\nAI was never about taking people's jobs\n\nIf it was all about sex robots replacing your wife, girlfriend, escort, prostitutes, sugarbabies, and whores\n\nAnd then Sara Eisen is going to have a snarky comment and I'm just going to smirk 😏 |
| $ZEZIMA |
| It's a question. I would ask it in person, if he's available for a press release |
| I need whatever you smoked that compelled you to try and correlate these two metrics holy fuck |
| #America is the only developed country remaining that still uses traffic lights with timers LMAO🤌 |
| Double top |
| Arguably earth belongs to every global citizen.\n\nWhat now retard with moral high ground takes? |
| Eww RS3 |
| Position: rune schimi |
| Earlier this year a box of pasta cost $1, now it costs $3. That means the true inflation rate is 200%, mamma mia! |
| Start bagging up RAM and sell 20's |
| My personal strategy is to leverage my time as effectively as possible against my primary career to make as much money as possible and not try to play market games where I have no edge. So, I invest in funds from my wife’s firm or boring ass ETFs. |
| >Its consumption rate of increase is slowing. We will use less oil in 2035 than we do today.\n\n\nu/pmotiveforce\n\nAs always typical retarded take from you. Throw in gas as wells get "gassier" and coal seams near oil and basically our consumption will not stop materially stop growing for the next 10 years.\n\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/oSyjfCQ.png |
| Say that to his face |
| The fact that you’re asking is the reason why it’s top quality. |
| What are you saying makes no sense |
| https://preview.redd.it/lwiihdx5we8g1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8df1433536bb9f37710cbfe45f20dcefbfe6bae8\n\nOh yeah, good call 👌 |
| Just curious, What are those sudden and steep drops? Assigned, and then went down? |
| Love this content |
| https://preview.redd.it/lqqga6i3we8g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9fde8805bafebb9cc1f5ed2c72462a789c4f204\n\nYou’ll be back… |
| So....are the fries in the bag...or no? |
| https://preview.redd.it/6xyezu11we8g1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb21296888d316510a502fc8ca879c8315c36aee\n\nNothing happened for shit |
| The guy didn’t put a tldr let’s just ban him |
| Tylenol hits again |
| Drink water, have Cats or dogs and exercise and occasional sex |
| You want to see a s&p500 long position? Oh how exciting |
| This is some new level of idiocy |
| Typically non retards earn more than $2000 from their stimmy check |
| Your what |
| What the fuck is RuneScape |
| not funny at all |
| You wanna fight a corpse? |
| Imagine starting a war to gain control over a low class population who can produce oil for you* |
| How’d you get my photo? |
| >2 yrs ago \n\nThat's your problem? \n\nAnyone with any exp with options/investing/trading or those in r/thetagang would tell you that "the further out something is, the harder it is to predict". That's why you don't go ultra long on options unless you're fucking sure of it. How would you know that Feds would cut so much, AI would go nuclear, Biden wouldn't run, Trump would become president, liberation day would happen, and/or that corruption/grift would be the new cool kids thing? Answer is you can't.\n\nThen there's the being 🌈🐻thing. That's always a tough game to play even for the best of hedgies/traders. Markets are LITERALLY getting rigged by everyone in the American economy for it to go up: CEOs, analysts, bankers, JPow & the Fed, the president, the congress, the judges, the SEC, the states, the governors, the ethics review boards, city DAs, the janitors, ICE agents, illegals chilling outside home depot, Santa Claus (with his rally), Blackrock/Vanguard/Statestreet, private equity, public equity, your mom, me when I'm with your mom, dogs who destory their chew toys, fat cats who gaslight their owners into believing they forgot to feed their cat to get a 2nd helping, etcetcetc. I clearly knew MSTR was an over-valued leveraged con within a leveraged con and thought about buying puts on it this whole year (maybe just to have some insurance in case we got a correction/crash/recession since it was the most overpriced piece of trash in a sea of overpriced assets) but reminded myself the trade off usually isn't worth it. I was right about MSTR, but I'm also not upset for missing out on the trade because my bullish ones worked out just fine.\n\nLastly, you fucked up trying to express that position with calls (hope you had them covered). No pre-defined losses is bad news. I would have gone with selling many short term far OTM puts to pay for longer further out puts. Or maybe just buy puts when I felt it went up too much. \n\nTL;DR I'm pretty certain you didn't ask and probably wouldn't have listened to anyone back then. Just like how you won't listen to me now. |
| so? |
| How much Tylenol do I need for this strategy? |
| This is how WSB was before the great ape invasion... OP I love you and your autism 🥹 |
| Limit on the upside has a gray area. Sometimes you can roll. When UNH went from like 380 to 310 recently, it allowed me to roll some 300c 12/19 calls out another 6 months. I got to both sell at a higher strike price of 340c and also the roll was cash positive (I think even a 360c was cash positive if just barely). I just had to trade time for money. \n\nThat said, the roll opportunity was lucky. I only had to trade 6 months of time. Roll opportunities like that are definitely not a guarantee, so your argument stands. But the ability to roll means the limit on the upside can have some gray area. |
| #America's infrastructure in 2025: the same one as 1950 but with a lot of patches and band-aids LMAO🤌 |
| How many times are you going to post this? |
| 10 bagger |
| What’s your personal strategy? Shares, options, selling options? Genuinely curious and always looking to learn more thanks |
| Oswald_Mosley? Is that you? |
| Bought some LEAPS on TXN when it was around 160, I figure its pretty much guaranteed to go to 200+ within the next year or so. I'm up about 26% what yall think? |
| Damn, AI is getting good. |
| It’s something alright. |
| Venezuelan minimum wage is $3 a month. High paid professionals make like $100 a month.. imagine starting a war with a homeless encampment |
| Your sacrifice will be remembered tru the ages. |
| Its consumption rate of increase is slowing. We will use less oil in 2035 than we do today. |
| \n$ANUS |
| Be rich. Drink. Do drugs. Lots of drugs |
| Many people are saying this |
| ADHD has nothing to do with it, you have a gambling problem 😳😳😳 |
| No fuckin way🥹 Have you tested if these results are statistically significant? |
| my man |
| If youre not planning on actively trading, the safer bet is the way to go.\n\nPeriod. Think of the 10% less as gambling, and more as a savings account |
| Pretty sure all the people in pharmaceutical ads are AI generated |
| This is so fucking retarded |
| “And in exhibit A, we have Autistotle, who weaponizes his own autism” |
| World collectively cheered watching a YouTuber almost get decapitated. Society may be healing itself |
| |the choir| <- you're preaching to this |
| The tards are yippy today.\n\n Nations own their resources. |
| Is this my cousin? |
| thats my quant |
| Best advice |
| Beats me. Life is ass. Best case scenario you make it barely tolerable somehow. |
| This is pure Hunter2 |
| Cutie is just a girl regurgitating the same 101 course work from the sole college semester |
| Happiness is an illusion. Nothing matters. If you let go you will live. |
| Hate to say this, but investing $2,000 and getting an annual 10% return over 10 years is just $5,187\n\nThat's why if you're poor it makes 💯 sense to make high risk, high return plays\n\nIf you lose, it's you never had life defining money\n\nIf you win, then you actually have money to start talking about life defining\n\nOnce you have life defining money, then it makes sense to dial down the risk to preserve your wealth |
| Absolute regardation. Which makes it most probably brilliant and genius finding OP.\n\nSo according to this specific method of analyzing what do we see for near future ? |
| https://preview.redd.it/blf36z7fue8g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1156d6327c4d209137c89f9cd232a831d9396714 |
| Interesting, but I think there are a few econometric checks missing that could materially affect the conclusions.\n\nMost importantly: if any of this is based on price levels or smoothed price levels (e.g. 90-day moving averages), both series are almost certainly non-stationary. Correlations and cross-correlations between non-stationary series can look highly significant even when the relationship is spurious, unless you explicitly test for stationarity or cointegration.\n\nRelated to that:\n- Using rolling averages introduces strong autocorrelation and overlapping observations, which inflates t-stats and p-values if not corrected.\n- The peak at a −49 day lag looks like it was selected after scanning many lags, that’s effectively multiple testing, so the reported p-value likely overstates significance.\n- Min–max normalization makes unrelated trending series visually align, which can be misleading.\n\n\n\nTo really support a predictive claim, do:\n1.\tstationarity tests (ADF/KPSS) and returns-based analysis,\n2.\tlag selection done out-of-sample or with multiple-testing correction,\n3.\tHAC / bootstrap inference, and\n4.\ta clean out-of-sample forecast comparison vs a simple benchmark.\n\nWithout those, it’s hard to rule out a constructed lead-lag relationship rather than a genuine signal. |
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| I like mine pre penetrated |
| Only thing lamer than being on that sub, is coming to this one to tell us about it. Nobody cares |
| You are wrong, and my 5 years of total 2000% gains is enough to prove that.. According to you I should had been wiped out already at Covid or at 2022 crush or at April 2025 |
| .... this is his thesis that he just came up with, not his trading history. |
| *fond |
| Look at his post history. Its a bot. |
| All time favorite DD |
| Whats your level of scholarity ? That was incredible. 100% will buy your ETF |
| Copy paste into grok. You're welcome. |
| Regard, you might be onto something here. Isn't there enough data on bond prices on the internet to look back even further? Bonds have existed since 2013 |
| Every American to receive (1) sanctioned oil tanker! 👆 |
| 2 month old account with top 1% who is the bot? |
| Instructions unclear: cleared out my 401K to buy RuneScape bonds |
| Ffs there goes another signal that is now ruined, bet the guy leaking this shit hasn't even used it |
| Imagine explaining to your family how you lost all your time and now money to runescape |
| Siri, what is autocorrelation? |
| You might be my hero. |
| Yea |
| OP is really Trumpian if you think about it:\n\n* Loses and says it's rigged\n\n* Says it's "gay" yet is the 🌈🐻 buying puts\n\n* Scalp ruined (just glue some hair on like Donny-T, OP!) |
| Imagine acting all high and mighty and being completely incorrect |
| You sounds like a bot. As someone from the former Soviet Union that was a take of an imbecile |
| It's a shit hole. \n\nWas big in the 20th century. |
| It hasn't- this exact problem has never existed. Similar, analogous problems have been addressed, but the specifics of this type of problems are in the details.\n\n\nThat's why the big organization with a history of solving these hairy problems us solving it with a lot of cross-functional brainpower and execution leverage rather than laughing it off- it's a really important hard problem. \n\n\nJust because you refuse to or are unable to grapple with the nuances and why they are important doesn't make them not important, it just means you wont be the one to solve it. |
| Being hot helps, but it's not the only thing that determines if you'll be a success on OnlyFans or in porn\n\nThat's why so few hot people make it big in the industry while other hot people don't |
| Perhaps the signal of a potential return to the glory days. |
| The 49-day lag was found by testing dozens of possible lags on the same dataset used to report results, which means finding one “significant” correlation is expected by chance alone. |
| Position: 2147M gp |
| Da world |
| The smiling one lowkey creepy |
| But did you hear about the AI 50 Cent songs? |
| Well I didn’t say consecutively retard, the winrate is 60% |
| Theres a runescape 3?? |
| He didn't post actual results from trading based on his strategy... |
| Horn if youre honky |
| If you care about substance my account is a good read. Thank you for being dumb please do it elsewhere. |
| https://preview.redd.it/b6gv01t4te8g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a060297e28cdfce9f218a5f084820e97ace6484\n\n~~Bro give me the TLDR, obviously you’re not a complete regard, but I am~~\n\nOp gave a TLDR. I’m regarded. Puts on my future |
| https://preview.redd.it/2o6agi18te8g1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c864cd643f0812f05d249014b2bb561bb2022d0f\n\nAll hail our new leader |
| Yee-haw!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/1eugevc7te8g1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=d31c0f24e2dd84961b372d1f09ef367befb10e43 |
| Wow, sounds like something putin’s bot farm would say! This is his wet dream |
| Joe Rogan will have some super smart guest on and say some utterly retarded shit and remind me why I dont listen to his podcast. |
| This is the type of content that built this sub years ago. I’m all in |
| My position:\n\n\n57 cooked lobsters\n\n\n213 uncooked lobsters \n\n\n11 burnt lobsters. |
| Is this even a shitpost? |
| Thetagang is a big group so there are some like OP with >90% gains, others like [me who just pick up the little crumbs](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1htpaje/1_year_65_options_760k_naked_put_option_downside/), and [some like that other guy who got BTFO](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1pqspog/when_thetagang_goes_wrong/)..... |
| And the MSM will tell you war with Venezuela is about oil and not gold farmers. |
| I fucking hate you for this comment. |
| This is way too legit for this sub. \n\nThat said I don’t have a data science background. It mostly looks like both just went up over the last several years? If it predicts dips too, that’s huge. \n\nAlso, how much of this is just that RuneScape is more sensitive to M2? |
| You can just say you didn't read it |
| Get this man a suit, he may have something here |
| “The enemy of the American working class is not in Venezuela, Iran, Russia, or China.\n\nThe real enemy? It's in Washington DC. And Wall Street.” \n\nWell said @berningman16 X |
| Position: Highly Regarded |
| Every time I think so, it fucking climbs some more. Still haven't played that hand yet. |
| Now this is what I’m talking about. |
| Yeah DOJ covered his ass up lmaoooo worst than watergate |
| 75 eoy |
| Had to double check the sub I’m on, wtf |
| no surprise that virtual gaming reflects consumer sentiment (and a general willingness to bear risk; risk-on and risk-off behaviours). it remains to be seen what will happen once Jagex phases out MCTs |
| just put the fries in the bag man |
| I would pay to read this and reddit is free\n\nPuts on RDDT |
| ON something |
| Eat more fiber |
| I dont get it...calls or puts |
| If you had said old school RuneScape it would’ve made more sense. Nobody playing that dog shit game |
| Oh yup we got another tanker, thanks Maduro LMAO |
| Wondering how many of you all saw the market creeping up Friday morning before the bell and decided to cut your losses before open, seeing as 9:30 kicked off a bloodbath each of the previous three days. |
| Exactly what I'm wondering, OSRS is the bigger driver |
| Did you apply the same analysis to the price of the bond in the terms of OSRS gp? |
| Would love to see how OSRS bonds fair in this type of analysis |
| How does this work with OSRS though? OSRS is the main driver, there's like a fraction of a percent of players on RS3 as opposed to OSRS.\n\nOSRS - 220K+ active players on the servers\n\nRS3 - 10-20K active players on the servers |
| That’s my quant |
| This is that good shit, this right here officer. Get this into my veins. Fuck technical market analysis, I want to see live charts of Venezuelan gold farmer and RWTing activity. |
| https://preview.redd.it/rdhenukase8g1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe7677782eaed8c2f505870962502707dce8b9d5 |
| omg. Wsb comments are last place on the internet that makes me laugh.\n\n\nSoon the swat teams will arrive and Waco this place but until then ✊🏻 |
| In hindsight, I should have just full-ported silver calls rather than theta-ganging it. Ah well, at least I have enough realized gain to buy 15 shares on the house. |
| Greatest in… |
| more important question, does she say swallow or spit? |
| If the IPO is next year then why are the hyping it so much right now? Monthly candle is already hitting the Bollinger band 3 sigma. Sure it can rise to 25, but it can also go down to 12 just as easily! I am not risking what I have. |
| i'm watching this, anyone tracking JGBs closely? |
| nice. we need to optimize and accelerate the k shaped recovery |
| Would you care to share your overall strategy? High IV plays in mega caps or taking advantage of meme hype? |
| https://preview.redd.it/f17lpzf3se8g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13952fdaf4d6e67b318e5b650e78c5c7949cb8da |
| TLDR? |
| Interesting choosing RS3 and not oldschool, how does it track in the more popular game? |
| https://preview.redd.it/fhdizg02se8g1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c047a723a2900c6127b5ebb3e4453920b8d37496 |
| Nope, Runescape |
| If this were true you would’ve generated your own 80k within 18 trades starting with 100$. 🙄 |
| ok. gonna go back to her to ask to recement 3 crowns. Then switch dentists ASAP. Dam! |
| $RTRD |
| I saw someone posting something like this in /r/2007scape about 10 years ago. I wonder if they ever made it rich.\n\nOr are you the same guy |
| Gotta have stronger pull out game than that... |
| Sounds like a free armor trimming scam |
| do the opposite of what you did before |
| A blockade is certainly an act of war. Eh... what stonks will benefit? Military ship building stocks? Huntington ingalls has had a good year... |
| Pin this one. I will show the woman I am seeing the kind of people I am in the company of. Majestic |
| America is the greatest country on earth |
| Sad, but just got banned by reddit mods from r/kittens for telling a greedy irresponsible backyard breeder to stop breeding and selling kittens on that sub. \n\nWill have to short reddit now, sad but I'll buy some putas. It's gonna be my 1st put... Hard feeling for a bull to be forced to try gay bear tools... am I sad - yes. Am I ashamed-No |
| Manifesting good luck and good vibes for my calls (bargaining stage of grief) |
| This is actually a quality shitpost |
| Every gambler has their strategy |
| Christmas is historically in the second half of December |
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| There's a testicular weight requirement to play that way |
| Fuck... I just checked and it seems I lost 50% right when I bought it. I didn't know that, always thought diamonds are safe investment just like gold if the holding period is in years... No gifts for wife next year smh. |
| man I love this sub |
| Going to be my last reply to you, since continuing is not a good look for you \n\nHere's an AI definition.\n"Equity exposure refers to the percentage or amount of an investment portfolio allocated to stocks (equities), indicating how much of an investor's capital is subject to stock market performance and volatility. It reflects ownership in companies and is a core measure of risk, with higher exposure meaning greater potential gains but also larger potential losses, often adjusted by an investor's age or risk tolerance. Investors manage this by adding or reducing stock investments, using derivatives like options, or shifting between sectors, depending on market outlook and personal goals." |
| This is regardium that I come here for. Now this is podracing. |
| >Nobody gives a fuck about oil anymore.\n\nLol, what? |
| So bored I’m dying, guess I’ll go to Costco |
| I’m not reading all of that but I think you might be on to something. |
| Silver can't keep this pace forever. At a minimum a correction is due. Long term yeah precious metals are still a good bet.\n\nWith ai i'm more sceptical. The large players will do fine continuing to build it out as a core pillar but smaller ai companies may struggle as the euphoric hype dies down and they won't get as much funding as quickly anymore. I will avoid 'ai etfs' for sure. Same with pure data center plays. Maybe a small allocation into some stupid ark innovation type fund which will probably just underperform qqq anyway.\n\nThis new space sector hype will also die in 6 months. Though elon will milk space x ipo hype for all its worth. |
| Can we still PK in the wilderness for bankrolls? |
| Low, low, low expectations. |
| You have $100k in capital? If not good luck 😂 |