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| Someone post an image of this boy blinged the absolute fuck out. \n\nThat’s all the explanation you need. \n |
| bruh, Nvidia fumbling the Q/A hard bruh....\n\nit's not as bad as Tim Apple when he really fumbled last earnings, but still bad |
| Regards still thinking AI is a bubble? LMAO |
| … so nvda.. flat? |
| intellectual |
| Well there goes all the after hour gains that were lifted with NVDA |
| big money’s rotating into fartcoin |
| Bloody Thursday will be remembered for ages 🩸🩸🩸 |
| THIS. IS. PATHETIC. |
| I’m m bearish but this is unlikely |
| Ecosystem is new word for circle jerk |
| Good one loser |
| Nvidia pump is like my penis, 5 minutes and its down |
| On the bright side at least were all theta fucked together lmao |
| What am I missing |
| I’m so stupid for not having 220k to put into a single stock. |
| “Wall street expected 87% YoY forecast for Q1, while NVDA only forecast 75%.” |
| Fuck this stock. Been holding too long. Blowout earnings and the price is still stagnant. Don’t see what could possibly catapult this any higher anymore |
| NO JENSEN DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT GOODNIGHT |
| this retard needs text to speech LOL |
| compute = revenue says Jensen\n\nYEAH MAYBE FOR NVDA 😬 |
| Someone here not going to 0…wow! |
| You heard it here first, folks: flat is justice. |
| K Shape BABBBBY. Why are average home prices up when the economy feels like shit? Amazon pouring increased revenue from enshitification into the hands of a very minor few. |
| I did. I even built a computer with a 3090. Like it wouldnt have been a bad investment at the time i was familiar with the product. Lost 60k in the meme frenzy. |
| See you're immediately thinking that if you were to go in you'd have to full port. If you think it's a good setup just put a couple thousand or so, that's the only way you'll make it back unless you're willing to lose it all on some other yolo |
| Rip regard bols |
| Regardless of everything i fucking hate AI, Ai slop and that damn horrible and cringy videos that are almost everywhere. |
| Boats n Hoes! |
| Yeah, no. Companies aren't going to throw infinite money at this shit |
| I smell blood in the water |
| Hear me out, what if today was to shake everyone out of puts before the world ends |
| This doesn’t look good |
| What happened why red candle now? |
| MY PUTS ARE ALIVE. MY MARRIAGE YET STANDS!!! |
| Lulz bulls |
| https://preview.redd.it/8p74m88vvplg1.png?width=168&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0c1c86d3a9ee1365fed18460140b9bd6d9b9c24\n\ntell me more |
| #LMFAO |
| Aaaaaannnnd... ITS GONE. |
| Ok drink a shot when Jensen says AI |
| BOLS ARE SO FUUCKING COOOOOKED |
| QQQ +0.01% postmarket LMAO |
| Mag 7 don't have enough cash to buy more NVIDIA GPUs without taking on debt\n\nEx. how can you keep increasing spend 100% y/y on chips when your revenue is growing only 10% - 20% y/y\n\nEventually the math doesn't math |
| Fuking call holders and put holders, as per usual |
| relax that hole and DUMP ITTTT |
| MSFT gonna fly tomorrow |
| less than 1% lmaooo..we're fucked |
| NVDA revenue est:\n\n$78 billion (+ or -) 2% \n\n…When your revenue margin of error is more than almost every publicly traded company earns. |
| red lol |
| "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.” - Obi-Wan Kenobi |
| I agree and I hate them too |
| depends on your expiry tho |
| Oh my god he really just dropped hard r on the call holy fuck |
| I hate all of you |
| here, according to google ai 🙂 "Sell the news" is a trading strategy where investors sell an asset, such as a stock or currency, immediately after positive news is officially released. Traders buy during the rumor phase to profit from rising prices, and sell once the news is confirmed because the price has already "priced in" the expectation. |
| Look at that red candle |
| What about NLFX? |
| That's software company margins, from a hardware producer. Bitches be printin' money. |
| How the F is CAVA still a thing? Didn't it fail to become the next Chipotle years ago |
| I hate you. |
| there goes 197. |
| It’s joever |
| My puts are saved |
| RIP to those who played NVDA earnings |
| Whew, thought for a sec it was neutered |
| An insane amount of calls are going to be sold tmro trying to salvage money. |
| The girl of my dreams and I have been playing hide-and-seek for 5 years. I still can't find her |
| It’s priced in |
| n shaped for nvidia |
| So the market priced in nvda to perfection today. Well done guys |
| surprise surprise bols, it went flat LMAO |
| AI ain’t gonna help poor folks like you and I. Yo I see these hedgies and algos? Creating a pool of liquidity and trapping retail brokies in record time. AI make you lose your job AND your savings |
| Cuda wouda shouda |
| well yes? |
| AMD reporting or why the fuck is it drilling? LMAOOOO |
| Send me your screenshots then 😂 |
| NVDA almost back to closing price |
| rip nvidia bulls |
| #NVDA GANG SOUND OFF\n\nHow we doing? |
| Beats are -3%. Just pray you don't miss. Then it's a -20%. |
| CS PhD students circa 2015 |
| oh well. what a weak ass earnings report |
| Having to listen to bulls jerk themselves off all fuckin day for this sad shit lmao |
| Dump it |
| Dont forget Nvdia round trips and pays companies to buy processing units |
| … as it continues downward |
| That didn't take long |
| Alright… tomorrow, will be the dumppity dump of all dumppy dumps. Swear this time. |
| We are like in a cult of personality when it comes to Ai salesforce ceo looks like he's being held at gun point to mention Ai, his company is having record sales not because of Ai but he has to force himself to mention Al because that's the magic word for a company not to get exterminated |
| look at that back to the high of the day lol |
| One stock to end them all |
| It’s gonna open below 195 lmao |
| They’re only up because their own investors don’t want the Warner deal to go through lmao |
| These will print. |
| How they can sell off like this to go flat with this kind of earnings is appalling\n\nWhat more do you want? |
| Nvidia tanking but spy still flying I see. |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/abcxyz2357 made a bet that NVDA would go to 197.0 within **1 day** when it was 200.93 and it did, congrats regard.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Dang NVDA bols silenced much quicker than anticipated |
| Probably just MM facilitating trades after hours |
| The dumbest guy on reddit ^^ |
| #AI DATA CENTERS MENTIONED |
| Sorry who are you??? |
| Only Jensen getting a neck tattoo and a motorcycle will save options now! |
| Please NVDA, do not cause 🌽 crash I'm begging 😭😭😭 |
| how are nvda earnings bearish? |
| Fuck you very much |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/BagHoldersOfAmerica made a bet that NVDA would go to 197.46 within **1 day** when it was 201.49 and it did, congrats fucker.\n\nTheir record is now 2 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| someone scratch my sweaty ballz |
| Pastrami and EERNINS |
| NVDA back to flat, lolz |
| Edge mentioned 💦 |
| FACTS |
| New here? |
| Depends how we feel tomorrow like usual doesn't it? |
| there’s no bigger let down than an earnings play brruuhh |
| And it actually does seem tasty |
| "We are confident that capex will keep growing because AI is awesome," is basically what he's saying. Jesus. |
| in other news. Resident Evil Requiem is getting great reviews. too bad Video cards cost more than a whole computer now, but consoles still got some life. |
| They use a ton of power and water and are noisy. |
| Some of you watching AH fake moves like they are real and it shows lol |
| Bring on the leather jacket!!! |
| Well NVDA has 98% of its revenue from data centers now, of which well over 50% is like three hyperscalers. So its revenue is highly concentrated on data center demand, which we have recently found out private credit markets maybe arent as enthusiastic about as the public circle jerk.\n\nWalmart on the other hand have said the rich people are now shopping there, technically now making them a luxury retailer. /s |
| btc always dump |
| https://preview.redd.it/nbjsi9blvplg1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e116133056599ff423dc8d8b094b2bcda077db |
| Im buying any fade, this is ridiculous, at some point earnings have to matter. |
| #Jensen: "I'mma fuck bers while wearing my leather jacket" LMAO🤌 |
| Uhhh great attempt at a copy pasta? Nothing I said is false. You tell me why their shares have been absolute trash for the past 5+ years? \n \nOne of many sources on [Demographics ](https://insidethemagic.net/2024/05/disney-phases-out-families-sets-sights-on-disney-adults-zg1/) \n"woke" = most recent example of Snow "White"... it was a box office hit wasn't it??? \nStar Wars = scrapping Acolyte and several others in the pipeline, the sequels getting very little love and rumored to reboot them, Audiences are Star Wars fatigued and Marvel fatigued. \n\n\nYou can act like a typical redditor all you want and deny reality, but prove me wrong instead. Where's the lie? Or better yet put all your money into DIS so enlightened individuals like yourself can go bankrupt. |
| How are they making money from data centers? |
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| PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH |
| Ask the Workday put holders how that went for them |
| NVDA $300 tomorrow\n\neverything’s computer |
| Theta always wins 😒 |
| Jensen is tired from all the attacks on NVDA and AI. 💔💔 |
| That isn't what earnings measure. |
| Every business uses power, not just AI. The government is supposed to support energy plant expansion to meet demand. This is just some populist slop. Where does the logic end? Do we just not allow new businesses because "muh power bill"?\n\nChina is gonna eat our lunch. |
| Advanced Money Destroyer doing its thing again |
| Don’t worry it’s not what you think and he adds the balls later on… |
| At the end of the day all that matters is AMD is gona get nuked 🥰 |
| Right. Imagine being such a vile, evil piece of shit where you're praying that millions of people's retirement funds crash and burn. |
| Nothing exciting on offer, dump it |
| 2/27, my b |
| Unbelievable |
| Poop Boy chill |
| Because the methodical money was being polite by not putting it at 220 and waiting for 200 again. |
| Yeah it’s over, the market doesn’t care about earnings anymore at all |
| Jensen is tired and just wants this bubble to be over, understandable |
| Rut Roh! |
| Going red lol |
| Back to back Indians LMAOOOOOOOOO |
| lol what did he say??? 😂😂🤣 |
| #only up 2% after earnings\n\n#ITS OVER |
| fu nvidia |
| Not even one single day we can be in peace |
| That’s bullish |
| soo, the ai bubble just got bigger, noice. ath tomorrow. |
| AND THATS WHY YOU BUY AMD puts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| That's what I'm saying like I get the argument it's cheaper on earth, but local and state officials ain't gonna risk their re elections for them which means fk it I guess they go in space |
| We are like in a cult of personality when it comes to Ai salesforce ceo looks like he’s being held at gun point to mention Ai, his company is having record sales not because of Ai but he has to force himself to mention AI because that’s the magic word for a company not to get exterminated |
| breaking: Jensen reportedly yelled n-word during NVDA earnings call, blames Tourette’s for sudden outburst |
| That makes sense. I bought into both PCT and Kraken 😂 those are doing pretty well for me. Ill see how it goes tomorrow and look more into the company. Thanks. |
| That was all pretty anti climactic. |
| He basically just told that guy to fuck off lol |
| That literally wasn’t a question . |
| ber penis so small he plays horseshoes with cheerios |
| NVDA going back to 190 tmr |
| How do I become an algo |
| IV crush for bols |
| It’s funny that bers are cheering about nvda only being up 1% while q&a is still live not realizing that’s the most important part of the call |
| Brother look at your spelling 😭 enjoy the iv crush tomorrow |
| Dropping 😱 |
| I kind of want the maximum comedic outcome of the most hyped market event of the year ending with the stock flat. |
| Obviously I'm off putting to women lmao |
| CRM puts were the easy money today. Yall crazy buying nvda options lol |
| Getting nervous? |
| just move the people somewhere and convert the residential areas to data center\n\nAI more important than human according to mr altman |
| If tech goes down, 🌽 crashes again |
| Amd dumping action |
| None of you regards talking about NLFX |
| Beat doesn’t equal stock price mooning. Noobs these days lol |
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| big mad |
| This has to be one of the most confusing markets I have ever been in. What the fuck is even going on, are we in a bull bear or theta market. |
| Exactly, f your calls and puts…just as the gods desire |
| tf |
| Not before 686 |
| great dumpster selection |
| COMPUTE = REVENUE\n\nGenerate tokens to make money, or fall behind |
| Yes, I agree youre retarded |
| If NVDA brings the market down with it, then go bonds. But this earnings feels anticlimactic.\n\nAlso, HPQ closed exactly the way it opened which is the textbook definition of being priced in. |
| Jensen sounds off |
| Whew they are reaaaaly trying to push SNDK down but she don’t wanna go |
| wallstreetbags stay losing |
| Another glitchy ass candle on spy down to 653.5... so sus man. Oh well this is why I spent money on put hedges 🤷♂️ |
| Hope bulls and bears both get fucked |
| NVDA should fly towards 250 then. These projections are really good. \n\n\nI sold a big chunk of NVDA to diversify. At this point I have diversified those alternate investments to 10% losses :)\n\n\nAlso, I think ORACLE has been unfairly punished. If there is so much demand for NVDA chips still, then risk for oracle is much lower. |
| My puts are going to print will all this hype. |
| Fuck you puts\n\nEdit: your |
| Nvidia doing Nvidia things. Magnificent. |
| Drink a shot when Jensen says Claude |
| Anti Capitalism. Suck it wage slave.. seriously. Suck mine and I'll suck yours |
| computes = revenues..... each one of these calls sounds more and more like a scam |
| Not if you gunna fuck over votersby raising energy bill |
| Once AI really disrupts things and takes everyone’s jobs you’ll see even more backlash against not just data centers but these company’s as well. |
| sell it all |
| If we keep calling it a bubble maybe it will turn into one |
| They should make a dog park in your area and employ you as the dog shit gobbler. This way people don't need to pick up after their dogs. A guy like you will come crawling enthusiastically on their knees to gobble up the "yummy" dog turds. |
| Who cares about their cashflow?? They're going into debt to fund their Capex at this point. Either way NVDA is getting their money one way or another |
| LMAO THE INDIANS HAVE DONE IT AGAIN.\n\nbols you can thank him for fucking the stock with that question! |
| Wendy’s is closing 400 locations. Godspeed regards we will all need a new dumpster to meet behind |
| I think he's gotta be out on his NVDA short and all in on that PLTR short. |
| Dame. The more bearish the market the more bols lash out at bears. Thinking that will save them from their worthless calls lmao |
| Then why not sell all your position instead of just 1/3? |
| Jensen does not sound confident |
| I was making my city’s minimum wage at $10/per while interning then, if only I knew I would have eaten so much more ramen haha |
| UHOH\n\nFreak out time? |
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| Litterally everything is AI. Why the fuck would it be a bubble |
| Big tech love the word “inflection”, recession indicator |
| Compute=revenues |
| Whole market needs a hard reset |
| You will never know \n\n\nUp until you let her go\n\n\nFive more syllables |
| There's a lot of money in the world |
| sounds like another theta day |
| bear ass question but I get it, the mag 7 won't have enough cash to buy more GPUs |
| This is the bit I never understand in these type of posts. \n\nI'm not saying it is, but I'd understand it more if it was fabricated. |
| Microsoft already said it's starting to happen, and end of the year in the sense you wouldn't keep buying cards if you had nowhere to put them. \n\n\nSure sign would be gross margins dropping as demand eases, which hasnt happened yet. |
| We were all dying! Yea benioff! Preach! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| ROFL |
| Currently working on building a data center and people literally get mad at me for working on it like I’m responsible for it. |
| Remember when I said red by open 😆 |
| It’s + 1%; I think he’s doing fine. |
| Fuck |
| Me when I'm retarded |
| need sofi under 19 by eow so i can keep my shares pls |
| salesforce you piece of shit, I think I am forever a bagholder now |
| Says who bitch |
| Back to 180s amirite |
| ☝️🤣👆 how mad are you retard bers today. |
| P A T H E T I C |
| I’m a little leery of the gray market. Sure they say it’s certified, and have certification pdfs - but pretty easy to fake documentation these days. But yeah, obviously way cheaper. |
| So you're challenging me to make a worse price appear for you??? 🙂 |
| Bomb Iran tonight and we may see ATLs |
| its called sell the news bro |
| Damn dude I would sell most of it and just retire early, maybe go do some cool hobby shit/back to school for fun. You are a lucky lad. |
| Imagine being such a disgusting ber that you actively get excited by companies losing value. Completely anti-American. |
| AI is so efficient now that it allowed salesforce to reduce their headcount.\n\nUnfortunately it also allowed its customers to get rid of salesforce too. \n\nCan’t have it both way Benioff. |
| Big boys trying so hard to dump NVDA. Retards. |
| Sir, I'm not sure a Ferrari is the right car for your budget. Four wheel is going to be a stretch with this after hours move. Maybe a used bike. |
| wow another flat nvda earnings. 2023-2024 was like a dream . i guess the market was pricing in today's growth as far back as then |
| Don’t worry, it’ll go down |
| You’re gonna be okay. 👍 |
| banbet thegreatgumbini 8 wins and 11 losses 1d |
| selling my puts at open |
| Jensen sounds like his bubble is already popping |
| Money is made up. |
| Nissan al guh-ib |
| Jensen losing the sheen of the VVS Cuban on his neck |
| be honest would you have participated in the alcohol smuggling business during prohibition |
| On track so far lol |
| The need of compute power |
| The great circlejerk |
| The bulls ran so hard they had a heart attack |
| 0 wins 6 losses\n\nCalls it is |
| Heading to $190 tmr |
| Already did. |
| Jensen has robot dick or something. Long day today |
| rip for all the NVDA call. IV crush |
| He sounded shaky |
| GET THIS JEET OFF THE PHONE CALL |
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| Your pocket |
| ❤️ |
| SIGN MY CALLS JENSEN |
| Bruh is this the real CEO or AI lmao |
| No one got hurt taking profits. |
| Wen S&P500 7000 pamp? |
| Didn't even read. Just downvoted. |
| !banbet Spy 686 1d |
| Sell all your RAM but damage it before selling, then buy MU longs and profit from people having to replace the RAM. |
| I been here for 10 years and still don't know why we hang out at Wendys |
| Accelerated Production: The upcoming Rubin platform has been fast-tracked and entered full production months ahead of schedule to meet this persistent demand.\n\n\nData Center Dominance: Data center revenue hit a record $62.3 billion for the quarter, up 75% year-over-year, accounting for 91% of total sales\n\n\n\n\nDamn smoking numbers bruh. Well good luck to all |
| AND WAT A DAMP!!! |
| STOP THE COUNT |
| delta crush, NVDA needs to be above 204 for calls to print |
| phew, NVDA calls are safe |
| Who knows what can happen in the short term. The market sold off amazing LMND earnings just the other day, you never know how it may react tomorrow |
| What |
| Jensen sounds subdued |
| Data centers keep trying to go up in the suburbs around me and people literally riot. Communities absolutely hate them with a passion I've never seen. If we truly need more data centers than we currently have, they may HAVE to go in space to avoid backlash.\n\nNot gonna support SpaceX because of my views on Elon, but as a space investor in RKLB, I do think Starcloud is interesting and would like an IPO.\n\nEither way, people fkn HATE the idea of living near a data center. |
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| Ain’t readin alat |
| !banbet NVDA 194.00 1d |
| I don’t touch NVDA. premiums are too high…I do have a straddle on qqq for todays earnings…at this point expecting to completely wrecked by theta gang… |
| NVDA earnings call made by AI |
| We’ve been in one since October |
| Nahhh that’s not true bro |
| #many of you have calls with a 200 strike and it shows |
| Puts on Reddit this shit is crashing |
| There levels to this shit, and it just added a Fords market cap over night. Sit down |
| Jensen is a failed prophet |
| Banbet den |
| Bears are quite nonsensical rn. |
| I too like to LARP that I love men. |
| listen to the conf call regard NVDA issued a warning on China and basically begged America to save them wont happen under Trump |
| So glad I sold HOOD at $77.60 😌 |
| At the end they gonna say "these voices were the fake ones! you didn't notice did you" and then we pump to inf |
| Where does this money come from? |
| What do you mean Peter capexing himself to the tits to buy chips from Paul isn’t sustainable forever? |
| For those of you seeing this. No, this isnt ai. Yes he made this.... |
| flat just to fuck everyone. |
| thotiana |
| A 🐻 and his 8 yo son go into a drug store. The boy asks, "What are those dad?"\n\nThe 🐻 replied plainly:\n\n>Those are condoms so men can have safe sex.\n\n"Oh okay! We learned about those in health. But how come that has three?" \n\n>Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.\n\n"Neat. Why does that come in 6?"\n\n>Those are for college men. Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday.\n\n"WOA. So then who uses the ten pack???!!"\n\nThe father shuffled a bit and cleared his throat.\n\n>Son... Those are for men like me. One for 2026, one for 2027, one for 2028... |
| ONE STOCK VERSUS THE ENTIRE STOCK MARKET...\n\nLOL |
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| !banbet NVDA $190 7d |
| bro really said openclaw 🤡 |
| Will buy a boatload when it gets to 145. |
| what makes this NVDA earnings "rally" so shit is the fact it dumped $2 at the close. |
| All that happened this time is....shorts covered their positions during the last five market days, instead of after hours today. |
| Coreweave is totally independent! We just supply them with gpus. For free. Which they put up as collateral to buy more gpus. \n\nVery legal, very cool |
| $500 Billion Pipeline: Management has reaffirmed a $500 billion revenue pipeline for Blackwell and Rubin through late 2026. Some recent reports suggest this backlog has grown even higher than previously stated.... |
| Market dumping |
| not sure about that, we'll see tomorrow |
| NVIDIA earnings got me feeling like I should’ve majored in GPU worship instead of finance. |
| Person Ally |
| Would’ve been even better to start in 2008 or the 1980s or 1930s. Etc etc etc. Best next time is to start now. You don’t know if you would’ve picked winners back then. There are several that skyrocket daily but no one knows what and when. |
| I feel you are a bagholder |
| There’s 110k 200c on NVDA expiring Friday. You really THOT? |
| Most people would’ve paper handed too. Hindsight is a real bitch |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 195.0 before 26-Feb-2026 04:16 PM -05 |
| !banbet \nyou mocked me for my daring and in the end i was right, i accept your apologies |
| And it’ll be the last time in this year it’s below 200 |
| Nvda is gonna open red isn't it |
| I'd be happy with just 685 honestly. I don't need to be greedy. |
| Nvidia only 70 cents above todays high... |
| 🐷 |
| I wish we were |
| How many times we gotta go through this? \n\nTonight means nothing. All up to the algos tomorrow |
| bers pay money to sniff farts from Bulls. |
| Jensen lisan al gaib |
| If you are serious, you're welcome if I could help.\n\nThe problem is that most chip buyers don't build software of value so they are just cash eaters. Most sustainable (i.e. useful for the average consumer) AI applications (those other than robotics and scientific research) are already taken up by the likes of Google. Even the largest dedicated AI company, OpenAI eats cash without any return. So long as Nvidia does not completely transition into being a robotics-scientific AI company, they can't grow more even if they print money. Contrast that with AAPL whose revenue stream is actually sustainable because many people actually use their product. \n\nSmall AI startups often get born dead, and consequently they spoil the debt market. Nvidia needs a shift in its business model if they want to stock to grow further. |
| Avgo??? |
| If someone first started in 2022 and hasn't doubled or tripled their money by now they really messed up. Literally could have just thrown a dart at a wall with tech companies written on it. |
| I've got $100...I'm now more vested in a good outcome for YOU!! ha! |
| Red by open |
| Yes! Bought 3000s worth if puts on Tuesday. First time Ill print instead of burn money |
| Are you remembering the part where NVDA always over-delivers? If they're upping guidance that means were getting vertical lines over the summer. |
| expected a sell the news moment but nvda holds stronger than i thought, seems like even market makers are suprised xd |
| Microsoft to $200 was the meme back then. |
| If he utters the words memory shortage, market is done for in the near term lmao |
| 😏 |
| I don't feel like we're in an AI bubble |
| Let the big gey bear market begin 🥀 |
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| i don’t have time to google, can someone tell me what’s going on with china |
| I heard the Open AI mention and thought the stock was about to drop another 1%. |
| watch nvda be down 1.5-2% in morning. that is what it always does it seems |
| !banbet NVDA 195.00 2d |
| it wont be by open |
| 207 by EOW |
| Angry and seething retard bears mass downvoting in silence as they are forced to move goalposts again to 3 more months. |
| List of historical global enemies of the public:\n\n\#1 - The Big H \n\#2 - Market Makers |
| What kind of third world shit hole have we become where businesses have to build their own power plants? The whole purpose of the energy commission is cheap power for businesses.... |
| Let the profit taking begin! |
| idk how much more of their own market they can make. their customers are the leading edge innovators looking to maximize use of their tech. idk how they could out innovate them. Their cuda moat is going to get increasingly challenged, and otherwise i wonder if a lot of customers might find they can do a lot with less expensive chips. then capex spending on data centers has got to hit a wall with energy costs and lack of energy infrastructure to facilitate them. that's before getting into the ai profitability questions. |
| Let her leave you so she can do great things you stage 7 clinger. You know she’s too good for you. |
| OpenAI😂 |
| Afterhours and premarket mean nothing. Bers and bols need to stop celebrating so soon |
| DADDY J!!!! |
| ok baggie |
| God damn. I’ve met some dumb motherfuckers but Jesus Christ. |
| NVDA tryin to catch that fade to red |
| Nvda ia Sold Out Through 2026: Huang previously confirmed that Blackwell chips and next-generation Rubin systems are effectively sold out until 2026. Every unit of these systems has already been booked and paid for.... 😂 Yet we re priced to fukfextion. These people lying their asses off about priced in..... |
| Sold everything I could and hedged the rest with nvidia and crypto shorts, think we made the right call |
| Nvda calls printedddd. The stock went up so that means my calls will make money |
| if you didn’t know this thing was going sideways, then that’s a skill issue honestly |
| AND WAT A PAMP!! |
| And get called away 5 years ago. |
| Jensen voice sounds off |
| I mean cmon bols. What did you really think was gona happen? |
| Not much if they’re not basically ATM and out pretty far in time |
| # FUCK |
| Real I’m so glad I didn’t stick in with my silver trade 😭😭 |
| What’s in it? |
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| She’s fading 🥲 |
| !banbet NVDA 192.00 1d |
| everything isnt computer? |
| https://preview.redd.it/zmd4mdlguplg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe430c770546a4b1ce7951baba9cda60650b82f7\n\n |
| nvda gonna dump at open tomorrow |
| come back tomorrow boo |
| glad I got out of futes before 5. |
| flex |
| Are you Muslim? |
| With $27K I will upgrade you to the premium cardboard behind my favorite Wendy’s |
| Ooope turns out Jensen was the whale dumping at $190 for the last 3 months |
| It's gonna rip after they make sure they don't hear anything they don't wanna hear on this call. Algos didn't rip up to 200 for no reason |
| DADDY |
| How much are nvda calls gonna make |
| HE IS HERE |
| HOLY SHIT ITS JENSEN |
| Market realised Jeffrey is financing NVDA |
| > How much of that is their own investment money coming back to them? |
| Here we go |
| Mods need to clean up and start doing proof or bans again, we got some lying ass bitches in here |
| flatVDA corporation\n\nyou should have bought last week, that was the ER move |
| Relax it’s going in whether you enjoy it or not |
| So they don’t just let companies make up numbers anymore? Why is this dumping? |
| Being born in ‘83 isn’t easy is it |
| Yeah but, even more time mean more opportunities |
| I am listening |
| SOFTWARE RIP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I mean RIP not Rest in Pieces |
| We better open deep red tomorrow |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/SpoopleDuck** bet **XLU** goes from **47.38** to **48.0** before **26-Feb-2026 05:20 PM EST**\n\nTheir record is 0 wins and 0 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Who’s Personally? |
| !banbet XLU 48 1d |
| Qs given back that pop is NOT bullish😈 |
| bragging is more fun |
| Yeah, cause the guy just had extra money and didn't know how to get rid of it. People on a gambling sub not understanding how gambling works |
| BBB: beats back bubble |
| sounds like you're coping |
| #WTF I HATE COMPUTER CHIPS NOW |
| that was good, exhaled through my nose |
| why? sell the news, better than expected tbh |
| For a 4.5 trillion dollar company it is |
| this is 100% bearish don't downvote me cause you aren't listening to conf call lol |
| The reason Nvidia isn't pumping regardless of their revenue:\n\n\- Other than datacenters, all other segments were modest or no growth, including gaming, and car vision stuff that people expected to be the future of nvidia or robotics \n\- They had 30 % more costs than they anticipated last quarter \n\- They reduced their buybacks by almost 1/2 \n\- They issued a warning on China, and basically begged Trump to save them \n\- They expect costs and "investments" (like in companies that use this money to buy their products lol) to increase as well |
| Good enough for screenshot good enough to cash bro. Good luck |
| This your first earnings or something? |
| Naaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Gotta take a stand against this abuse.\n\nNO MARKET NO!!!! |
| They are not selling to Chyna |
| fucking legend |
| NVDA bulls returning Camrys to the lot |
| SPY going to 675 tomorrow |
| Putting on his Leather cloak of genius |
| have you not heard this is the age of endless greed and growth |
| So, going by the stock market logic the price will tank tomorrow. Right? |
| Hold my pump |
| nvidia at 40 ttm PE.. with these beats.. good luck shorting that |
| Guys I went to poop, is nvda still above 200? |
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| Did someone say something about using 100% of your cash? |
| NVDA fading quick |
| Wish god gave me this type of autism instead of the crayon munching type |
| and flat of course |
| you expect the largest company in the world, at $5t to 10x to 50t...\n\n \nnot happening in your lifetime bubby |
| Idk how it can get any lower |
| Why |
| thx, missed that |
| My nvidia short position is saved! |
| Imagine paying ANY attention to any other earnings today except NVDA LMAO |
| Because the markets are closed Already dipshit, they released earnings about one hour before market closed |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 686.10069 before 26-Feb-2026 04:00 PM -05 |
| NVDA theta gang wins again. |
| !banbet |
| More like, NFLATIA |
| Bounce here, Nvidia will be $200+ by open |
| China😂 |
| Wait for $VIX to spike over 35 on Iran next. Max tendies autistics. |
| Once again Michael Burry loses. |
| #With Nvidia reporting, this quarter's earnings season is officially over. Nothing but shitty companies left to report. LMAO🤌 |
| You must be looking for "congratulations," but I only carry "fuck yous." |
| One could only hope the tard wranglers assigned to him just tell him to talk about golf and nonsensical ramblings to keep the rally going |
| AI bubble burst |
| It went down a dollar🤣🤣 |
| I think so |
| Felt convicted this time around |
| man Facebook is an absolute graveyard of boomer comments, scams, and AI 💀 |
| Wallstreet sees through the bs. \n\nNVDA has different divisions placing orders from each other to cook revenue numbers. It’s unsustainable. |
| NOW WHAT |
| Better chance than 210 tbh |
| NVGUH about to fuck the entire market |
| Bulls and fake gains. Story as old as time. Lmaooooo |
| bulls in shambles😂 |
| Been like that for the past like 4 earnings |
| what did he say?? |
| Thank god I exited today. 100% cash gang. Gonna scoop up some shit tomorrow 😭🤌 |
| At some point perma bulls gonna have to learn that \n\n🫲everything👁️🫦👁️isfucked🫱 |
| Tops in boys. Looks like I have to dig my rainbow shirt from bottom of the closet |
| I bought calls 🤡 |
| House in.. arkansas? 8x9 is 72000 so thats like.... 18% of the average price of a house yes? fuck that pmi |
| Who said you could copyright infringe with a picture of my anus |
| NVDA dumping |
| TY, setting aside the right amount for taxes now since no telling what happens rest of the year. Some going into HYSA, some into an index. |
| How can it fall with those results ?! Are people allergic to making money? |
| I hope you survive till dawn |
| Life has been so much better after learning to relax and play the IV crush 😊 |
| NVDA at prices not seen since.... lunchtime... 🤣 |
| I'm still playing the Q3 Nvidia earnings. |
| I bought 1000 shares at about 4 with my bonus in 2016. lol wish I would have bought so muxh more |
| Stop the count! |
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| No shit - did someone think the CEO isn’t gonna be optimistic? |
| first move always fake |
| Is anyone trading Sandisk and Micron?? |
| Death, taxes, and Nvidia dump after earnings |
| Who knows how the market will react but this “beat” is pretty weak if you consider all of the circular financing |
| Call or put? |
| Only up 1% now |
| NVDA IV crush gang wins |
| They're all sticking their phones up their asses. I have puts on AMD |
| Next time do the same thing but buy it a little further before earnings and keep an exp date minimum 3 months out (I would do 9) in case you still get crushed for more time |
| I have literally never heard a single positive comment about Salesforce. I was actually shocked when I saw how huge the company is lol. How do you dominate a market with such a terrible product? |
| it was likely not a trust fund for him \n\nbig trust funds are rarer than you think. typically it's people with high paying jobs who invest |
| NVDA dumping |
| A 40 billion dollar move is nothing to shake a stick at. Bers coping so hard |
| if you give out 100% of your cash, which in turn is used to buy your own product, how much cash do you end up with? |
| ber market blitz |
| Bers getting too excited, I'm still stroking personally |
| im always skeptical of posts like this\n\nthe more money i make, the more i hide myself away from society\n\ni would never dream of posting some of my positions given the small chance of unwanted attention |
| it is already starting to bleed |
| No never had that much, started with like 10k |
| Yall gon be so mad when hertz is the 1 million bagger tomorrow |
| Reuters |
| wtf is this chop bruh it genuinely sucks |
| Have you considered Amway? |
| Crm only talk about shitty agent force bots that everyone hates and nobody actually gets what they need from them. Don’t talk about the enterprise software component |
| Hoping to see revenue/demand beat to ease worries about debt. Personally I think they are smartly using debt as a tool to be the dominant infra provider, and are not worried due to being backed / guaranteed by NVIDIA excess purchasing and existing demand for compute by Meta etc |
| Nvidia is going down. Fuck this |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 188.0 before 26-Feb-2026 03:40 PM -05 |
| RIP NVDA call buyers |
| !banbet |
| Because markets are closed dipshit, they released earnings one hour before market close |
| 😭 |
| LOL BOLS 🫵🏼🤡 |
| Ahahahah Nvidia will be red in a few minutes |
| NVDA should partner with HIMS |
| Gf has a McKinsey solve test to do before Saturday, and an interview with them next Friday, any tips for both? |
| Omg. Get this lady off the call - someone get Jensen and have him talk about global buildout and crap. |
| You didn’t even have to play earnings on NVDA. Just buy AMD puts, it will always be an advanced money destroyer |
| What does peanut butter and 🐻 have in common?\n\n>!They both spread for bread 🫱(‿¤‿)🫲.!< |
| Yeah, what is that like 2% of their revenue? |
| how to get rich: start rich |
| Water load. Works every time. |
| Think you missed the part where this was 1/3 of what I was holding, of a single company. I'll let you keep the box, you'll need it behind Wendy's |
| SPY could be blood red if NVDA bleeds tomorrow |
| Jensen has the same disease as the BAFTA guy r what? |
| Where did all those people who were creaming themselves over their NVDA calls printing go? That was pretty funny |
| when you think youre rich but its AH |
| Nvidia fading still making money in CC |
| Get ready for the profit taking dump |
| $8M just in the Robin Hood account. He says he has 71k shares total across accounts. Over $14M and still fucking around here. Dude cash out and go buy whatever the fuck you want, help others, and enjoy life! |
| The market is selling the fabricated NVDA estimates |
| nvidia flat is bullish |
| 8% beat versus the 20% beat the market wanted |
| 40 minutes ago, I was richer |
| Of course not I wasn’t born yesterday |
| I rest my case. Might pop back up but this ain't encouraging |
| Tightness in supply? |
| certified pre owned. now with new HIV disinfectant spray. |
| AI stonks turning red AH in anticipation of tomorrow 🤌 |
| this whole thing is survivorship bias |
| Seems metals are still the play |
| Spy 700 tomorrow! Don't ruin it bers! |
| Triple beat and it's losing all its gains. \n\nWe r fuk |
| Of course they did |
| Goog gonna be rekt tomorrow |
| That erection certainly didn't last long. LMAO |
| I’m gunna finally sell after holding for 2 years. This pig is done |
| You should never yolo as in full port. Coming from someone who did that a lot, you just think let me get lucky this one time. |
| Jensen queefing and farting hard inside his leather pants right now damn |
| Green tastes the best |
| These statements are not mutually exclusive. |
| Dream on |
| I sold my puts today before close. I am scared |
| Sell the news! |
| Aaaaaand it's gone |
| The earnings sell off bers got NVDA too 😭😭😭😭😭😭 |
| Wtf did the street want? 6769% growth? |
| https://preview.redd.it/zt4q6gyttplg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f754377a436c1fa43797478e7fbbe44279d925a0\n\nUnfortunately I needed to sell some so this is only half of what I had 2 years ago. Always wish I bought more back in 2016. |
| Wow. What a real shitty fucking earnings day and market reaction. Pathetic as fuck. |
| nviddyguh?????? |
| Nvda posts unbelievable numbers, only up 1% lmao |
| Its Joever |
| Stop the speaker |
| No IV crush from calls that would have been wrecked tomorrow because I went shares instead |
| So why is nvda not up 10% right now? |
| Holy moly its fucking over |
| What’s the next one 😂 |
| How is NVIDIA not higher with how wild they beat |
| TTD with another garbage quarter. Wish I shorted it at 100+ |
| WHYYYYY |
| Yeah so COMEX may tank it before then? |
| How is this possible. Data centers are about the replace grocery stores lol |
| Despacito |
| Nutty Vaginas In Damp Iguana Alcoves |
| Holy shit man. I hope it turns around for you soon. For both of us. |
| In the end we all victims of theta gang. FUCK THETA GANG |
| # NVDA is crushing* it boys!\n\n \n\*crushing call premiums |
| Bulls, what happeneduhhh |
| Nvda lol. Dafuq |
| Nvda beat or na |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 188.0 before 26-Feb-2026 03:40 PM -05 |
| Boo Hoo did you buy overpriced OTM calls at high IV? |
| LMAO bulls thought |
| rip nvda |
| Dale |
| I… don’t see the connection. |
| Hey nvda bulls, pls post your gain porn tomorrow! 🤑🤑🤑🥰🥰🥰 |
| I guess by not mentioning China. |
| The 180 Nvidia two week banbet might hit |
| What weather, I’m in LA |
| BULS ARE REAL FUCKIGN QUITE RN |
| Definitely should've done that the first time. Thx bro |
| bols cant be this stupid, can't even hold 200 LMAO |
| lmao nearly a nothing burger bols LUL |
| Gulp. Bols getting nervous |
| NVDA almost in the red... you can't make this shit up |
| Did he say sex robots yet? |
| straight fall soon |
| lolololololololol |
| Anddd red |
| There is a glimmer of hope at the end of my bearish anoos tunnel. NVDA will dump. Bols are fuked |
| Well, their hardware still makes it to China anyways through Singapore and other countries. |
| speaker is sleepy so listening is tough man |
| WE ARE THE LOVESICK GIRLLLLL |
| WHOA SON... GRAVITY IS REAL. |
| Coarse buttplug |
| https://preview.redd.it/vucc32rotplg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=369dda37981715a5edf13547de9d90db3b547f98 |
| uh oh NVDA not holding 200 |
| What the FK Jensen says in conference to crash the stock? They had perfect earnings |
| My puts are absolutely saved |
| Big Tech companies to meet 🥭 at White House to sign pledge on data center power costs\n\nThey will sign a pledge to supply their own power. \n\nThings get expensive when you cant suckle off taxpayer teat 📉📉📉📉 |
| When life-changing money is still not enough… |
| NVDA pop , then sell the news for the next day.\n\n \nedit: sell off right now |
| NVDA ANOS CRUSHED YET AGAIN BY CHINA AND IV. |
| Ask chatGPT about IV |
| Strap it to your leg |
| This is why you never buy short dated calls |
| It’s reached $200 before tho |
| The profit taking on NVDA has come so early. It’s less than 2% up today now and people are selling 😂 really ?? |
| Nvidia yearns for $192 |
| So... What's happening |
| Is the the surge the buls were talking about xD? This is barely an inch up |
| Dynamics 365 (with embedded Copilot Agents) > Salesfoce**³** |
| NVDA weak again. I guess blowout earnings were not good enough even after the stock has done nothing for 9 months now |
| What the helliante why we dumpin |
| anyways how bout the weather we’re having |
| Get yourself an Arepita con queso for me when you break your fast compadre |
| there’s always next week |
| Buying more SNDK |
| My tendies nooooooo 🙁 |
| good luck |
| $NVDA going back to $170 before it even gets close to sniffing $210 |
| Y’all keep this bullish sentiment at open tomorrow please. Don’t let that ominous fade put you off. 700 tomorrow this time for really real. \n\n lmao |
| lmk how u experience IV crush on shares regard, that was the point 😂 |
| Enjoy the IV crush 💙 |
| 🐻 who is innocent and committed no crimes, was wrongfully arrested by the FBI,\n\n>!for being a pedophile after he uploaded a video of himself jerking it...!< |
| Am I dumb or is this guy saying he’s gonna buy a house with 9k |
| NVIDI-GUH |
| It's because this woman is talking, get Jensen on the phone |
| Anytime NVDA gets into the headlines, it's a sell signal for AMD.\n\nJensen always one-ups Su Bae at family dinners |
| It’s his tattoo under the jacket |
| how is this bearish? they are talking their book lol |
| JENSEN SAVE US\n\nTHIS LADY IS RUINING THE PUMP |
| 🤣🤣 |
| *🎶🎶🎶🎶*\n\n*fade me to the earth's core*\n\n*let me play with the red candles*\n\n*and let me see what the lava spring is like*\n\n*on a faux leather jacket and 10 gallons of copium*\n\n*in other words, these puts will print* \n\n*in other words, baby kiss my ber ass* \n\n🎶🎶🎶🎶\n\n\n\n |
| Another nvidia earnings, another flat price action. Congrats options holders! |
| NVDIA is already fading. Red by open |
| [SMELL MY SANDWICH BERS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHVpgfQOWZ0) |
| Big Daddy Jensen fucking somebody's baby mamma tonight! |
| So the 100 billion open ai deal was never a deal? |
| What news sherlock? |
| he bought? |
| Buying a house in 1-3 years on $9K gains since 2018… I can offer you a nice cardboard box |
| If you bought NVDA at $197 in the morning you would be up $2. |
| 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Pedo lover is being eerily quiet 🤫 |
| Selling calls on shares is probably the play for a long time. |
| NVDA bulls are gonna get theta fucked and IV crushed. 🫵 |
| Poots it is |
| Thank you Mr. Xi |
| for the first time in history my AMD puts will print after NVDA er |
| 👀 |
| Summery: Bols are fuked |
| "physicial ai is here" - Giga bored woman on NVDA call |
| Shit nvdia |
| "Alexa, play the same song they played on the Titanic as it went down" |
| I think you lend money to your customers to buy more..? |
| Thank you for info. Best regards, regard |
| Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good... |
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| On my mama this market is fucking gey and gonna come down tomorrow like that day in November 😭😭😭\n\nStupid ass street |
| !banbet NVDA 190 1d |
| Vibe from NVDA bulls completely different now as opposed to 30 minutes ago. Y’all ok out there? |
| NVIDIA dumping tomorrow from bag holders and profit taking, $190 put expiring 3/20 on the open |
| Fuck you how dare you judge me for my piss poor character |
| Bears, assemble! |
| Are my $685p for Friday gonna be ok? |
| Dance ghey bears! Dance! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| Let me introduce y’all to my friend Poison IV |
| So glad I did not waste $ on nvda calls . there will never be another 2023-2024 again where NVDA actually goes up a lot on earning |
| Thank you for your kind words, stranger. I appreciate it a lot ❤️\n\nI was looking at SPX today, thinking of buying 1DTE options, then just had to close to app to avoid it. I think we can slowly work our way up |
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| Congrats on the gains, hopefully you get that house soon! Put it in a money market or something similar until you need the funds |
| This has been being said since late 2024 though, what makes you think it'll all of a sudden be an issue by year end? I don't disagree that this will eventually happen, but giving a year end timeline seems a bit early and rushed. Not to mention the big names have been looking to identify new methods of energy production, so who knows. |
| #N V 🍆 A |
| thetagang feast tomorrow for NVDA |
| Ruh roh |
| NVDA earnings buls going to get gashed by IV tomorrow |
| Sad trombone noises |
| Need to piss clean for a drug test and don't particularly want to shove a vile of synthetic urine up my ass again ✊😞 |
| DAMMMMMPPPPPPP ITTTTTTTTTTTTT |
| any source for those claims? |
| lol retards |
| I like this nvda action means likely to rally tmr every time nvda moons non stop on earnings it dumps hard next day ...looking for 210 eow |
| NVDA up, AMD down \nNVDA down, AMD down\n\nTHIS IS WHY YOU BUY AMD PUTS |
| #Ban Bet Won\n---\n\n/u/Sad-Airman made a bet that NVDA would go to 198.8 within **2 days** when it was 202.86 and it did, congrats you fuckin nerd.\n\nTheir record is now 17 wins and 4 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Because that actually happened a few times the day after NVDA earnings |
| NVDA\n\nH200 approval, but no revenue, not sure on imports.\n\n**Competitors are making progress and thread to disrupt.**\n\n6yr products still sold out in cloud (Burry note)\n\nChina mention (bearish) |
| Deepdick 2: The Return of Deepdick |
| NVDA such crap. .fuck this lol |
| how did anyone know to buy 40k shares of nvidia when it was selling for $5? |
| #**QUICK, MAKE UP ANOTHER “PARTNERSHIP”!!!** |
| bers said they would all sell the news, nvda suprised market makers xd |
| CRM revenue doesn't paint a good picture either |
| Simple, lose all the money I made today. |
| As I’m all out of booze, I’m currently taking shots of angostura to ease the pain of my ber butthole. Ngl tho it works as a bitter and on its own, same vibe as fernet branca |
| Guh my spy calls |
| How do you have options that expired last week |
| Puts at open! |
| En Vi Die Uh |
| NVDA theta burn again? no way |
| always priced to fukfection |
| Dump midday tomorrow on my mamma |
| Id like my cake and eat it also |
| Micheal burry will soon come with a post to cry about rigged earnings |
| Spy puts back on? |
| **/s** FTFY |
| Don't bet against big tech. |
| Just finished vibe-coding a cybersecurity company using a Mac-mini & two engineers 🐈 🧑💻 🐈⬛. Now how do I vibe-code the FedRAMP certification ? |
| I've made this same earnings play like 4 times now with NVDA and every time I get IV crushed lmfao fucking sucks bro |
| I initially intended to sell at close, got sidetracked, and didn't so I get to stare at my position being up 22.9% all night just to watch that hard flip at open being down 80%+. |
| GYNA grabbing bulls by the bussy |
| Theta fucked |
| Easy, you charge exorbitant 80%+ on your monopolistic product selling it to other monopolies who have too much money on their hands from selling their monopolistic products / services at exorbitant margins. |
| Huang Dawg never lets us down |
| He sure does have his fingers in a lot of pies. |
| Deepseek told NVDA and amd to fuck off, they’re not sharing their new model (buying mad chips tho) |
| China has no deal for h200 that has gone through yet |
| Why does it feel like tmr feel like a pump and dump day? |
| Eggs were expensive because of bird flu. |
| nvda bears grasping for straws |
| Damp it by open. |
| https://preview.redd.it/vly19dw3tplg1.jpeg?width=917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2deafa62996ce9280de32481b5a8be6416f82582 |
| They are still ghey |
| Based on what happened after resumption of trading, those rockets should be pointing downwards. |
| Mods post the hotline for Nvidia bulls |
| Ghey bears! We have CRM… we have SNOW… we have TTD… let’s get NVDA! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| China and openai |
| Still alive ?😂 |
| Ill sell at 100m?\n\nSo when NVDA is a 40 trillion market cap company?\n\nThats with your total 72k shares. |
| TL:DR It's time to buy some shares. Mark my words. |
| What is this China news? |
| THETA GANG WINS, FLAWLESS VICTORY |
| The irony being that movie would end with a very significant put. |
| This stock is just opportunity cost in the portfolio, good for minor swings lol |
| Not eating until 5pm tomorrow. Already 17 hours into it |
| no lol |
| Profit is profit |
| tomorrow ath, america is back |
| Market only gives a shit about china sales apparently. They could make trillions but if they ain’t in china the stock will get shit on. Bullshit lmao |
| Same. I had 2 BTC for shits and gigs and sold them to pay on my student loans during the 2013 run up. Hindsight 20-20. |
| Bulls done moo’d themselves out lmao |
| go look at it, 100,000 volumes today. |
| NVIDIA finally up |
| I was! Made some good money on GameStop... sold my free robinhood share for $12. |
| Uh ohhh |
| NVDA was better than quantun what u meam |
| sheesh spare a dollar? |
| Go to their investor website? |
| NVDA china mention (bearish) |
| #LET ASIAN LEATHER JESUS SPEAK |
| nvda going red? |
| STFU... damn... well done.. |
| Thank you for an actual non-meme answer good sir 🙏 🫡 |
| The best stock on earth is TTD. It might be first one to be delisted from S&P500 |
| Fucking LUNR man. It was _just_ about to turn positive on the 1D. It feels almost like it was planned this way. |
| Made my salary in a day\nYeeesh\n\n |
| Your own investment returning to you is the idea of investing. Maybe not in WSB though. |
| dow can't go back over 50000 because then pam bondi won't have called the top and life won't be as funny. puts! |
| Jensen deserves better you animals!!!! |
| The bears stopped the trading and ordered gold to stop climbing so much |
| Get ready to open wide NVDA bulls |
| American homeowners are regarded ....\n\nI keep hearing this line "Ohhh wow the value of my house is sky high!!!! i cant afford eggs, affordability is tough" \n\nLike you can't have it both ways, your house value is going to have to come down for eggs to aslo be affordable. |
| lmfao nvda |
| NVDguh |
| CHINNANANANA DOES IT AGAIN! |
| Why no proof still? Show that loss porn pls |
| Combo fried riced in |
| There’s the NVD-Guh we know |
| Wow |
| 2024-2025: "Let's buy up this stock in advance because it will beat earnings later!"\n\nBeats earnings later\n\nBulls: "Why is not up 10% on earnings beat" |
| https://preview.redd.it/gnun41gvsplg1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f34c08d5ce7cb7fb116ef94fb8f747fc2837f4a1 |
| What’s the China news? |
| The bears calling it after slipping 1 percent in aftermarket trading is so fucking funny .mad that your on the sidelines of the ai revolution |
| AI boom continues.\n\nNow final leg of the bear thesis about to completely snap.\n\nGeneva talks will lead to Iran deal or this weekend fast, limited strike.\n\nRally can finally resume and break out of this Theta🏳️🌈ng hell. |
| ok nvda went up you can take your profits and dump back into google now |
| Mu dropping did Jensen say something about AI |
| When mag7 give up on sloppy chatbots, nvda will have 0 sales lmao |
| China 😂😂 |
| The butter is getting spread to everyone else. \n\nA high ride lifts all passengers. |
| Ceiling |
| https://preview.redd.it/624n4q7usplg1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=86421dcce09c77a78f9364f25aff20ddf350f372 |
| **ameripoors…🤬** |
| As usual |
| Savage |
| STFU Sarah!! |
| noooo my moooney |
| DAMNVDA |
| Two days until expiration how do you even figure. |
| Robert, it do go down! |
| Nvda fading already lmao |
| CHINNA NEWS GOING TO DO DESOTRY THE BULLS\n\n \n |
| Nvidia dipping because they found out their revenue is a bunch of IOUs from Altman |
| nvda dumping LOL |
| The only one able to afford NVIDIA shares is NVIDIA |
| Back to a 172-192 trading range until they get permission to sell to China, trade accordingly |
| Dang Jensen |
| Double down on my WULF short? |
| No electricity for coreweave. Maybe they can trade gpus for a power plant |
| ya it already expired |
| doubt anyone bought any short term 230c |
| Lady on the conference call talking about $70 billion revenue sounds bored as hell - they need a hype man, like The Walrus. |
| New floor discovered at $200 |
| Why? |
| Looking like a fade in the morning |
| China😂 |
| https://preview.redd.it/henrwcmqsplg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a19f69019b4dbcd8cbdfeda91aa1351be9a0340 |
| damn that’s a perfectly adequate amount of snow, any more would be too much\n\n👀 |
| NVDA has no reason to go down. Just go the fuck up! |
| Could barely break 200. Ghey bears! LFG! 💃💃💃🤣 |
| 200 support just flipped to resistance yikes |
| Got in with some calls baby! |
| Idk why yall don’t just give me yall bread if ya wanna lose so bad |
| I think the question is\n\nIs Jensen wearing his jacket during the call or is he nude? Both bullish but 1 slightly more than the other |
| limp dick ass rally |
| Send the whole hockey team after ‘em kash |
| NOBODY TELL MY WIFE! |
| Why the fuck would you risk generational wealth |
| I gave him 30 to mow my lawn last week. |
| Just pump it |
| Can I buy your MU longs then? |
| SNOW results show Databricks IPO is dead in the water. $134 billion valuation my ass, be lucky to get $50 billion. |
| You’re pretty fucked with that iv and theta crash |
| I bet NVDA sinks to red overnight! 🩸🩸🩸 |
| ur regarded |
| Dude sell it |
| NVDA pumped to 197 last ER too before falling\n\nIt’s made like an extra gazillion since then too, why the fuck is Walmart as expensive as this |
| Still green on my screen |
| Bear market indicator if nvidia can’t go higher on these insane numbers |
| Participating in Shorts slaughter on $NTLA around market open |
| Is it possible for Spx to climb above 7005 tomorrow? |
| The market is less than a percent off of the ATH. I don't think you can call this a bottom. |
| Boring tickers to the moon by Friday. $GS $PG |
| Yeah but its easier when im already using my laptop.\n\n |
| Innovation doesn't make sense as long as you pay money to Scam Altman to buy your stuff\n\nI have nothing against Nvidia but this service model is not sustainable. You need to have vertical integration like Google, otherwise it's nonsense |
| At least he still has his PLTR shorts! |
| LOL |
| nAAAAAAAAAAAvidia |
| I don't think Michael Burry gave landscaping a fair chance. |
| Okay bro. Imma still need you to put the fries in the bag. |
| You sound retarded |
| Booooooooooooooo |
| Lots of penniless debt-laden greedy fucks bought NVDA 230C lmao |
| See you at spy 680 next week |
| #BOLS.. I don’t feel so good.. |
| we got 3 inches of snow last night. it is soggy, salty, cold, and wet.\n\nThat is not stopping All these little shitbags from riding around in their little scooters |
| RIPVIDIA |
| Mine are still dead since they’re far OTM for June/July 😭 |
| Not cucked |
| Your only hope is with the Orange guy. He can say some sh\*\*\*t anytime. |
| you’ve expired already. 2/27* |
| nah shorties like the term priced to perfection a dum term and they know it,,,it wil consolifate forever here after the 180 mark lol |
| LOL |
| it pumps everytime, but it fades for the next few days. |
| Wish I had sold at 203. Short 195 calls though. |
| Pleather jacket man |
| NVDA is priced in for years..no one wants to hold a $5 trillion. |
| They missed their shot and are salty |
| #**YIKES** |
| Because everyone bought calls 10% OTM and are able to learn about Mr IV Crush |
| I like NVIDIA, but it needs to work a little harder for a WMT or COST multiple |
| why tf are you using robinhood |
| NVDA bolz nuts got crushed |
| If NVDA can’t keep at least 200 we are really over. |
| No. Papa powell is preventing me from taking loan at such a high interest rate either way.. |
| They call me "Profit Mohammad" for a reason.... 👀 |
| It always goes up |
| Nvidia typically goes red the day after an earnings beat. \n\nSo I bought puts. \n\nHow fucked am I with 2/27 $190P? |
| Give me the zuck |
| Not even a huge share buyback helps! 😆😭 |
| The man. The myth. The Legend. Jensen Huang, ladies and gentlemen. |
| The market can stay retarded longer than you can stay rational |
| Yes my son? |
| DO ITTTTTT |
| I'm ll in bro. Like $50k |
| is the pump in the room with us right now bols LMAO |
| Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.\n\nThat is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| Michael Burry still bearish on NVDA if so how much is in the hole shorting it? |
| wtf happened to GLD at close today? Holy manipulation lol |
| To be fair, very few of us had, 'Billionaires buy the entire world's GPU supply to run chatbots." on our bingo cards. |
| Did you mean to write this in your diary? |
| Qqq ath EOW |
| Eventually investors of said companies will want to recoup their billions spent on AI. |
| BERORRISTS ARE DOWNVOTING THE THREAD\n\nIF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON NAMES AND LOCATIONS, PLEASE FORWARD IT TO THE FBI |
| 😂 |
| # WELL SHIT |
| May I please have a crumb of volatility sir |
| I know exactly how you feel. My account was at 150k…it took awhile to get there….i ended up dropping all the way down to 20k. Truly thought I was gonna lose it all and be majorly depressed. I make an ok salary as an accountant but not nearly enough to be having swings like that. Luckily im back right around where you’re at, 60k, so let’s just chill accept our losses and slowly grind our way back up the right way with proper risk management. \n\nI also had my grandpa get a real aggressive form of cancer at the time and i dont know how much longer he’s got. So i resonate with that aspect as well.\n\nFeel free to dm me if you feel like revenge trading because odds are i might be in the same position. It’d probably help me to talk it through as well. |
| lol NVDA blowout earnings and only $3 higher than it was in the morning . what a joke |
| What’s with all this negative hate for NVDA. Are all of you short, or just sipping on that Hatorade? |
| The typical threshold, that's right. If a stock exceeds about four fiddy, it usually goes hyperbolic. |
| No one wants to hold a 5 trillion dollar company. Growth is priced in |
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| I have no cards in this game just a banbet |
| Once the buildout is complete, it has a long way to fall.... |
| Will it? Like there won’t be a market for GPUs? We can’t find uses for the energy? OpenAI is basically unnecessary and certainly unprofitable. I think no one will care if OpenAI disappeared for good… |
| Hello I bought the 120 NVDA top two years ago. |
| It’s FADING |
| The one time I am a bear Mr Jensen saves the market. Frick. |
| Long term for sure but worried about earnings tomorrow for short term |
| excellent movie |
| Absolutely. Use Vaseline next time! |
| I’m at $5.51 on 2,500 shares! |
| Did Jensen say the n word? |
| NVDA skipped the Super video cards 🙁 now we have to wait to play native 4k over 120hz |
| if you trade NVDA ur a retard. Trade literally ANYTHING else |
| I dont partake in that degeneracy, I only have shares and leaps, no nvidia |
| a lot of you acting like this can’t go red by morning & it shows |
| SPY needs to dump tomorrow. We are winning so much that the bears aren’t happy. Bears and their cubs begged us to stop winning so much. |
| And sometimes that. |
| Yahoo headline? |
| Sold my nvidia shares at 202.5 nice little profit no IV crush |
| U better hold thru when nvda craters soon |
| Sorry, I forgot it was one of their premium episodes. I subscribe to their patreon because I really like all of their content, I'm not sure where the best place would be to find it for free |
| Is this the green candle bols were getting their coochie wet all day long? 🤣 |
| NVDA is already headed back to flat |
| Pamp it |
| Just bought more mu 422.5c 2/27 |
| Guh-idance |
| 🤣 |
| Multiple is still rich |
| Sell some covered calls |