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| Going to be funny when Magoo fires all his economic advisors\n\nThese sorry losers can't put together a cogent plan if it was literally drawn for them |
| Informed my kids they’re adopted today. So tomorrow it can either be an April fools joke, or I’ll have cause to leave and never come back, depending on how the market moves |
| SPY 580 tomorrow  |
| higher cost of living, i think you meant. |
| Walmart  |
| What happened last Wed? |
| ROI on these was crazy |
| My portfolio is still 92k off green shore. No free cash to play the casino on Liberation Day . |
| Full port Tesla 260p’s 4 weeks out. Close app. |
| This will crash. If it doesn’t then the market is truly just a rigged scam. |
| What are your predictions after today’s price action? |
| I’m a perma bear rn so 🤷🏼♂️, but trades aren’t investments so don’t listen to me |
| I hope you make many monies, godspeed 🫡 |
| Oh god i really just started trading memecoins |
| I waited until close to buy and still screaming  |
| In this economy? Delulu is better fit |
| They enjoy the beating that Lord Dogfood provides them. |
| Guy at gym can I work in with you? ugh fine he takes two of the plates off. Does one set then goes off to talk with someone. fucking time wasters I swear next time NO!  |
| Cheap OTM puts expiring Friday. Just in case shit gets weird weird |
| April fools  |
| A madman running the economy into the ground will do that. |
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| Dumbass fuck. How hard is it for you to understand that he’s trying to bring manufacturing back to the US, so the average american has a higher standard of living. Bumfuck |
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| Dark Enlightenment. The rich don’t like it but the ultra rich don’t care what the rich want lol |
| I sleep after 16 hrs awake, let alone speak for 21 hours straight  |
| If you only buy options than it doesn’t feel just that way, its literally the way they are modeled to work. The premium you pay, especially during high volatility, is overpriced. Realized vol < implied volatility most of the time. So you lose money (on average) no matter which side you buy. |
| Russia, potentially the Saudis? |
| Who got baited into buying put today |
| https://preview.redd.it/4idrq3guuase1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be2df0e5318e5167345871b580b8d95c9104a94e |
| No idea |
| I don’t see any news about them dropping to 15 anywhere. Are you talking about the “dirty 15”? |
| source? |
| Bulls got that Dori memory. 50bps green and they’re squealing like stuck pigs. |
| there will be mild tariffs and we will pump like crazy |
| Crypto trained ppl to hold worthless things until they can find the next bag holder |
| By 10:30? Futes looking pretty good |
| Well that changed drastically from a few days ago so end of quarter data not looking good...? |
| Whatever u need to tell yourself typical street ur gay ass being triggered already told us what we need to know  |
| Hahaha 6d chess bols bers both screwed |
| JFC, good shit man. So does the strategy change when playing SPX? thinking of going SPX now for the favorable tax treament |
| Yep, more money in people's pockets means more demand for basically everything. Airline tickets, hotels, dining out, iPhones, and the price of any other discretionary items or services would double or triple in price. It would be the 2021 Covid stimulus checks on steroids. |
| Mango will fold |
| Which one? There’s a lot of devastating headline right now so you’re gonna have to be a bit more specific  |
| Hopefully finish this tesla trade and return to speculating nvdia. |
| So calls unless he reigns, got it. |
| Homer, Shakespeare, Austen, Hemingway, Anon. |
| Wow the future completely forgot about liberation day🤣 |
| The big selloff might not come until the actual recession |
| Yeah it's definitely acting odd. Earnings are still 3 weeks away but I suppose we will see how things stand tomorrow / Thursday. |
| This would have been completely different before 2020. 2008 had rational reactions…I miss it so much. |
| Who is 🥭 helping? The rich don’t like it, the billionaires / ultra rich don’t really like it (yet). Laughable to say the poor or the ten guys that still qualify as middle class will benefit. No industry or research benefits from any of this. \n\nIs it literally just to destabilize the US intentionally?\n\n>! Yeah I have puts screw this market !< |
| One stonk to rule them all... |
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| Don’t underestimate Donald Trumps idiocy and impact on the markets. We could see NVDA at $50 |
| The porn these days you can cum harder than with any woman |
| Well fudge me and my puts sideways. |
| He needs the exit liquidity for his buddies before it dumps harder than 2 girls one cup |
| Will bolish in here, you know what that means |
| Did he say anything? |
| Economic numbers showing that Mangooo Tariffs starting to work....\n\n \n^(April Fools Regards) |
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| 85 |
| My call is up 72% right now… problem is that I put it on my watch list and was too much of a pussy to actually buy it 😭 |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/oscarony made a bet that SPY would go to 565.0 within **2 days** when it was 554.114 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 1 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| 20% tariffs already being dropped to 15%. We are going to reach ATH again  |
| wellllll im starting to think we pump tomorrow just based on absolutely everyone thinking we are dumping? |
| According to a since retracted story on Yahoo! News today: Berkshire Hathaway is buying TSLA for $1 Trillion dollars. |
| Always order extra fries for that reason. |
| Only if u didn't get out before it eventually crashes  |
| When it was 152 yesterday I held off on buying (but wanted to a little), today at a higher price I wanted to buy it EVEN more. If we tank tomorrow to 150 Ill probably pass. Am I regarded? Yes, yes I am. |
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| Rumor: Elon to be awarded prestigious Humanitarian of the Decade Award |
| This is what WSB is about 😎 |
| That’s volatility for you |
| I think a lot of people bought something, been a while since theta gang did their thing |
| Can’t let the poors profit from it  |
| It’s called a cancer. |
| I wish u luck brother. Just…don’t lose it all. Futes is green right now. Tank Seng and Nikkei were red the last two days. Could c another pump over night. Who knows though. |
| Yes |
| "Atlanta Fed GDPNow Forecast model now predicting -3.7% GDP"\n\n"Karoline Leavitt: Well negative numbers don't exist IDIOT" |
| What’s my net worth you ask\n\nInfinite\n\nMy virginity is priceless |
| It takes you 10 minutes to suck a dick? What are you gay or something? |
| If GOOG gets hammered by the market why the he k PLTR is up🤔 |
| Lol I am short all in  |
| Free trade where they have more tariffs on the US than the US has on them? Sounds neither free nor fair. |
| The MM's buying SPY agree  |
| Permabols are so arrogant. |
| Am I regard if I buy shares of NMAX now  |
| Looks like 1932 |
| Hey look it’s the real deep state corruption slapping you in the face! |
| 😂😂😂 |
| I am no longer in the red.\n\nI am now up three dollars! |
| I’ve been to Wall Street and seen that bull statue 🐂 dog…I can assure you there are no balls on it\n\nFurthermore, there’s some little girl that looks like she’s about to beat his ass standing opposite, so maybe just cool it a bit huh? |
| Honestly I suspect the current price rally is just to prop the stock up as high as possible before delivery and earnings hit. There is no reason for TSLA to be pumping like this based on flat deliveries in China and lower deliveries in USA and EU. The guy is sitting on 100 million of cyber trucks no one wants. Who is pumping this? My guess is all that money from 🥭 coin and whatever Elmo has to borrow against his other stock. |
| Was giving benefit of the doubt originally that it was some sort of ploy to get consumers to spend irrationally and make numbers look great, but think even I gave the admin too much credit. |
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| because it’s a good price |
| Jesus Christ, this is such an insanely stupid position. Everything about it is stupid, the strike price, the expiration, what was the thought process here? You traded any hope of profitability to get a higher volume of contracts? |
| No it won’t. This will fall. |
| I am at the mercy if tesla and have given my portfolio to the stock gods. |
| Who does this? You guys are making stuff up |
| weird that tariffs are being announced right at close of market tomorrow, aren’t they good for the economy? |
| Layoffs are bullish. |
| > My short got liquidated.\n\ni feel this. same here but happened last week 😭 |
| If you're doing it... then puts. |
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| no way, i inversed the inverse this time dont worry |
| exactly. I am thinking it just did... |
| Also the Nissan Leaf starts at $29k and the Hyundai Kona starts at $34k.\n\nTesla is pretty expensive by industry averages and their US labor is part of that. |
| Trader Joe’s? |
| God i hope this is a troll comment |
| Ber |
| Puts it is bro |
| So can we see -20% by Q3 |
| Why? What’s the bull case on a recession and global trade war? Think this through. |
| someone responded to me they got in at $160 earlier |
| It's bullish here and people buying calls left and right. |
| Ok so you don’t get how it works  |
| I wasn't gonna say anything.  |
| I tried to be a bear, but the dip buying is just too powerful. A meteorite could hit the earth and people would still buy the dip. Whatever these tariffs are gonna be, there will not be a huge sell off. |
| broke and started door dashing. Calls on DASH |
| Duh |
| Anything is possible with enough economic strike: like this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangin%27_on_Wax |
| I don't even want to breakeven anymore...  |
| Remindme! 12 hours |
| Why do I want to load up a bunch of GOOG shares |
| If tariffs go through morrow, the sleepy admin is gonna be responsible for so much pain |
| Sell before earnings |
| FUTES RIPPING |
| Even if it isn't, it is long term. |
| Dang I never knew they IPOd |
| The bases they let us have on their land is a pretty sweet arrangement, be a shame if somebody fucked that up |
| Puts ripping tomorrow |
| bers, yall need to stop fighting, it wont end well! |
| I thought tariffs only applied to foreign stuff not things shipped from Cali. |
| Funny how futures work just read the devastating headline article on cnn.com and they are still green  |
| The thing about bears is if you see them from behind all you see is ass. Bul however, all you see is BIG BALLZ |
| Wait until tomorrow afternoon. This will drop. Everything is bearish. |
| BlackRock |
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| Anyone hit on NMAX? |
| WHY CANT I BUY PUTS ON NMAX |
| Oh man this fart is so smelly |
| SPY +2% tomorrow before the announcement. No idea what will happen later |
| What about reciprocal tariffs on the reciprocal tariffs that were put on the reciprocal tariffs? |
| We literally shoved free trade down their throats 30 years ago and now we are big mad that trickle down economics didn't work. |
| I don’t recommend that you imagine that. |
| Bear will be liberated from existence tomorrow  |
| I bet people were saying that when TSLA was at $300 as well. |
| Honestly, who can afford to go out to eat anymore? People can't afford McDonald's let alone a sit down place, even if it is hooters.\n\nI gave up on food food and live on protein nutrition shakes (premiere protein), bananas, gummy bears and smartfood. I'm saving a ton and I'm losing weight. |
| I am. Making money on TSLA and SPY calls. Feels better than making money on the down side. |
| Great. Now I'm screwed. Thanks. |
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| You’re not concerned of chicanery? |
| What’s the ticker symbols for these etfs? |
| Just gonna roll it to Thursday 🫡 |
| This is it boys the Tom Lee V |
| They're not..? The cheapest new Tesla in 2025 starts at $43,000. The cheapest BYD EV starts at $9,700. |
| People in Kentucky trying to figure out how they can accidentally get deported to El Salvador |
| Tell the TA guys that. They spend so much effort reading the bones and post the same loss porn. |
| If the Tesla cfo resigns before the earnings announcement, he was asked to lie about the earnings. And he doesn’t trust that he would be pardoned for it. If he doesn’t resign it doesn’t mean he’s not lying Bout earnings it just means he trusts that he will be pardoned. |
| Oh we pampin? Man go plans must have leaked |
| it feels less tarrif and more fomo sale. 🤔 |
| No it's a totally different panel  |
| nvda fds gonna go brazy 🙂 |
| every timw |
| I hope New York Fed wins with +2.72% estimate. |
| God I should’ve full ported newsmax Jesus Christ  |
| thats why i bought calls |
| No way a war is starting on April fools, right? My port can't take an actual war along the dummy war. |
| Agree dark red by 1pm |
| If not sooner |
| I farted |
| Imagine giving me a flair for April Fools. I’d hate that so much\n\nMods have the chance to do the funniest thing tho |
| WOW bers r fuk  |
| Today/tomorrow will be something |
| Rip Ukrained |
| I have no idea why so many people don't actually like making money. TSLA is the last thing I'd be betting on one way or another these days. |
| it might be all computer |
| most moral thing you can do is to make money on the demise of this festering shithole |
| Wait.... we can say that again?\n\n\n\n\nMake money? (Mods please don't ban) |
| ATH by June |
| Today I have been a little constipated and I blame this 100% on tariffs |
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| Blowjob with mouth and both hands are tax-free. |
| The wild card here is the trade wars that Trump is instigating with the rest of the world. If companies pass on the tax increase (yes tariffs are a tax), people will either have to borrow or save less to keep the same level of consumption (by product not by dollar amount) or consume less. If companies do not pass on the tax increase, there profits will decline. Either outcome is bad for market returns. |
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| Find something that's way overbought via RSI. I'm super bullish rn since we're already down 10% from highs 2 months ago. I'm not perma anything. But to me, it just makes sense to be bullish rn |
| Tomorrow’s going to be the complete opposite of what we all want  |
| i exported my data once from klarna and they gave me a csv with a semicolon as the delimiter instead of a comma. Apparently this is the europoor standard. imma short on ipo |
| there is always fresh meat for the grindr |
|  FBI get him |
| Who buyin blackberry in 2025 |
| Coz we tanked for shitty reason so market correcting itself |
| Yeah but not all dicks are clean. |
| Everyone will be liberated from the little financial security that existed. |
| FedEx is laying off hundreds of jobs coming this week 😬 |
| Lol, sorry buddy im not your guy.\n\nIt would be normal to say, suspect anyone that told an entire cyber command to stand down vs its biggest oldest enemy though, so you are right to look into such things |
| BBC gangbang with the bears tomorrow  |
| No. I’m too busy trying to mentor every young idiot that will listen to go have a look at r/marriage and see what awaits when waste your time chasing the P. |
| That's why I buy frozen fruits and veggies  |
| (Pump)N(Dump)MAX |
| Why the sudden uppies? |
| My short got liquidated. Down 90% for the crime of shorting. Anyway. All in with everything i got left in another short. 20x leverage. Tomorrow bulls will pay |
| I got a feeling that anything 🥭 touched will turn to shit  |
| “We already have 35 million signups for Optimus!*”\n\n*we created bots to spam requests and shuffled money around so it shows up in the right account |
| Asserting dominance |
| And it’s all heading even higher now. Wild shit. Just wild. |
| Hah, his wife gon be jealous too. Well done |
| Imagine the *inflation*. |
| Tesla q1 delivery numbers priced in, bears 🐻 will be disappointed \n\nPuts will be destroyed |
| I’m going all in on Klarna IPO |
| Tariffs |
| Right fucking now🔫 |
| It was fun. At least i can claim losses for the next decade. |
| Typical redditors: break up with her now and never talk to her again |
| It's bullish if retail regards loaded puts today, it's bearish if retail regards bought calls |
| Why are all the fruits so ass now at the store? Strawberrys are all moldy  |
| $50 a blowjob ( Let's say \~ 10 mins on average) = $300 an hour (untaxed)\n\nAssuming 40 hour work week, I can make my money back in about a week and a half. Not bad at all. |
| Everything is going to be alright.  |
| It’s beautiful |
| I’ve played calls and I’ve played poots. Betting against the US just feels wrong. Dirty money |
| They were amazing pretty much everywhere … the person you responded to is just a dipshit redditor crapping on something they don’t know much about. |
| I found my wife’s boyfriend! |
| Next stop…no payroll taxes. Imagine all of the inflows |
| Or it was priced in. \n\nOr people are expecting POTUS to ‘pause’ the tariffs |
| You might end up with a general z hipster living in a tiny house if you keep this war going, find detante' |
| Appears to be very bullish here right now. Not a good sign (unless you’re a bear) |
| This is just looking at the sheets though, are you faulting the OP for that? |
| Gdp forecast now -3.7% 0.O |
| I get how it works, tariffs are ok against the US but the US can't even impose reciprocal tariffs. Concentrating all industry in China must be great for democracy. |
| Breaking News: Trump says liberation day is just April fools joke.\n\nSPY to 600 |
| It’s so ridiculous 🍊 is waiting until 4pm. Obvious manipulation from the king of corporate sleaze. |
| It’s real 🙂\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/11iq7ojzsase1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8881fce7a6d5e6a37d6a1c145bd8a1728fd9499f |
| When was the last time the United States had a Russian asset in charge actively trying to undermine American hegemony and how did that April turn out? |
| Tell me more |
| I’m holding Tesla puts too so I hope we’re right… mine are just at the money |
| I’m guessing we’ll get leaks of the tariffs tomorrow, executive seems leaky these days. |
| Evidenced |
| Quit living in the past |
| Disagree, green by 10:30 |
| Can companies legally provide unrealistically positive guidance? |
| Get out. Go |
| You just saw it shoot up from 245 to 270 on nothing but terrible news and decided the best play is way out of the money puts?\n\nI would say you belong here, but 4/25 is too far out for this sub, maybe try bogleheads. |
| Tomorrow TSLA will report 420K deliveries and pump to $420 |
| I feel like calls are going to print. My only reasoning is there is no reason for calls to print. |
| Just don’t drink and smoke crack while pregnant and they won’t end up like the members of wsb.  |
| Reciprocal tariffs are priced in but reciprocal tariffs on reciprocal tariffs are not. Stoxx 600 is going to nose dive and SPY is going to  |
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| She says she doesn’t want fries 🍟 but for fucks sake takes half of mine. |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Seems pretty dumb to be short into a ber clearing event tomo |
| No I just check SPY |
| so much winning my port can’t handle it |
| Stay out of the US stock market long term then, let's see how that will work out for you. |
| Correction bers screwed your gf |
| It hasnt ended. RKLB to $40 EOY |
| RIP NCNO  |
| What? |
| PLEASE, PLEASE STOP FUCKING WINNING |
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| Stop watching Fox and go read how actual trade works. |
| Yes its volatile as shit.\n\nBut im thirsting to short SOMETHING!\n\nOmfg\n\nPpl of reddit pls give me ideas!!! |
| Remindme! 24 hours |
| Let em, the Netherlands doesn’t look that bad at this point |
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| This week ends with bers getting gaped until their anoooses prolapse |
| Everytime they talk shit I wonder how they haven’t made their own version of Reddit 🤔 |
| Fuck tesla atleast let me break even 😭😭😭 |
| I hope when I have kids that I don't fail horribly and have my kid come out to me one day talking about puts and how the whole market isn't logical because it isn't working like they think it should. |
| Tbh I’m still making dogshit trades but this is one of the few things I’ve noticed |
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| So, what was that? |
| Put/call ratio skyrocketing to higher than it was during the correction. Tomorrow will be bloody |
| People buying now cause they know it’s gonna get hella expensive soon |
| i am saying thank you now 🙂 |
| You’re fucked |
| Markets might get trashed Thursday but they’re killing your puts NOW |
| SPY just hit a daily high  |
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| Donnie already texted his group chat of big bank CEO’s his Microsoft PowerPoint of tariff news for tomorrow.\n\nIt’s all priced in already.  |
| You tell me comrade. |
| Tariffs will apply only to put options  |
| Guess increased taxes are bullish... |
| I'm actually 2 steps ahead, in order for the market to read my mind, I would have to be thinking. |
| Bulls are celebrating like this won’t just reverse red overnight lol. \n\nThe week ends with SPX below 5400. |
| I hope so, that would be sick |
| Why rent when you can buy at 1000/sqft for a tiny house that may or may not meet code? |
| I think it's at least 1 week after IPO |
| Damn! Overnight puts on Newsmax was the play! Wrong again. |
| Bears are screwed. |
| Does anybody see any insider trading on SPY today? Strong close + AH is up. I can't imagine the WH able to contain themselves, and brag details. |
| Is there late enrolments for the paper trading comp? |
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| Any of y'all regards ever go on r/mildlyinfuriating?  |
| Not for index options since you can't be assigned on them |
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| Next time you invoke article 5 at least me and the boys are not gonna go play in the sand |
| It means gdp going down |
| So instead of strangling on spy i did it on nvda. Atm options were only like 200 bucks. 5 dollar move in 3 days isn’t too much asked right? |
| Sit on cash and watch my puts go up |
| Murder of the unwanted |
| Which direction? |
| Italian noodles ain't got nothing on Asian noodles |
| Hmmm wtf |
| I feel ya. There's definitely money to be made if you can somehow time it right. It's just so unpredictable, doesn't strike me as a high probability trade. The volatility is definitely there! |
| I need 10 bucks for that.  |
| BlackBerry earnings tomorrow at 8am pre market 📈🚀 |
| Vote for Halloween express to take the business over as Spookers, only open for 2 months, September and October. \n\nBig tiddy goth women. |
| Orange Man will do it tomorrow after the market closed so I think EU/China will do it Thursday or Friday. |
| Pelosi going all in on SPY, QQQ, NVDA, and TSLA puts tomorrow |
| NCNO  |
| And futures are up! |
| wtf jsut happened |
| I put ketchup into pasta sauce to give it some more flavour. Also, break the pasta when it doesn't fit in the pot. |
| The only people who will be paying more for trumps taxes are yanks. The rest of the world is bigger than 320m yanks |
| So tomorrow is liberation day... What does that mean |
| 🐳 |
| Luckily it never matters what the markets "should" be doing |
| we are about to rip so hard lmaooo |
| You must be well regarded |
| NMAX OPTIONS WHERE  |
| Thats what happens when foreign agents dismantle cyber command |
| I wish i would have loaded up on Calls end of day today! |
| why is gold particularly effected tomorrow?\n\nor is it just too high for you right now so you want to short it out of general principles? |
| Thank you! I’ll give it a read |
| Europoors can suck my cock  |
| liberated |
| We were in a recession under Biden, but they changed the definition of a recession, much like how the inputs for inflation are constantly watered down to make it seem everything is fine. |
| This was fucking awesome |
| Bears in this thread after scrolling through pages of bearing comments to find one bull “lol look at all these sheep bulls doing the same play. My puts and being a doomer is so unique right now” |
| Lol, tax the US? You are a deranged regard. You literally have no idea how things work. |
| Any day that isn’t red is a good day |
| this guy fux. |
| Markets are pumping right now…. Maybe a trick… |
| i’m not racist…I hired a black guy and he works sunrise to sunset for me…he mines 🌽  |
| Futes ripping 👀 \n\n👁 👁 \n \n 👄 |
| with the money you save, maybe you can take ana to a nice restaurant? |
| Waiting to be liberated |
| You do recall that US only exists as a country because of France and foreign aid, right? |
| I’d like to wish you all a very happy liberation day. Whether you port is red or green it will be a GLORIOUS day  |
| Dare you to repeat it tomorrow. |
| We rippin tits tomorrow bois |
| Worst case scenario |
| When something is too predictable we get a smaller dopamine hit... hence lottery and wild stocks being something that people love ... basically a variant of the one arm bandit ... |
| No, execution |
| Awful |
| So many plot holes because your victimhood premise is fckn cooked. Why not try an international relations view of " hi im breaking my word on everything i agreed to and everyone seems mad about it" \n\nfor accuracy. |
| I miss the space stock fun, at least that was fun and cool and not just betting on the next shítty IPO PnD |
| Fuck me, right? |
| then why do I lose money on them |
|  |
| How’d that thesis work out today? |
| Straight to jail |
| foot jobs where it at |
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| Agreed. There were at least a few competent people in the first administration. I think Marco Rubio is probably the most competent one and it quickly goes downhill from there and he's a fucking idiot imo. |
| Like a Christmas goose, Pip. |
| I wonder when we’ll get news of the reciprocal tariffs from Europe, Asia, and the americas. |
| $0. i never do margin |
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| US is the only country to invoke NATO article 5. Europe came to your aid then to help fight in Afghanistan and Iraq. |
| Maybe they can ask China to bail them next time to save democracy. |
| *left the chat* |
| Actually price did drop quite a bit on SPY shortly thereafter to where I would have taken a healthy profit. Instead I bag held until it swung back up and got out at a small gain. Of course if I waited even longer it would have been a much nicer gain haha |
| Stupid stocks like nmax is what keeps me addicted, by giving hope. |
| Quick while Europeans are going to sleep insult their cuisine! The best cheese for margherita pizza is American Cheese, and nothing beats ketchup on spaghetti! |
| Saying elon wont fail is like saying Boeing wont fail.\n\nThey will both dip like a mf but they are too big to fail.\n\nRobots are their future for sure! But its not their next week! Or their next month! Or their 3 months! MAYBE next year. * im focusing on tesla alone not any of elons other companies\n\nI feel like more news sources are bearish on the market right now however, (im ignorant) i dont think cnbc discussing elons robots is enought to jump tesla 3 percent no? |
| take 30% of your intended investment and buy contracts the OPPOSITE direction. You are playing yourself. This allows you to hedge your bet, lose less aggressively, and if you buy farther out contracts you can often win on both sides due to volatility |
| Kit Mercer on the BNSF |
| I’m semi poor, booked exit row seats instead of business class, ama  |
| Europoors big mad they have to pay for their own defense  |
| I guess impending economic doom is bullish. Neat. |
| Whether or not Elon’s ghoul wins the Wisconsin bid could actually have implications on the market lol |
| Stop fake pamping the market mfs |
| It’s a wierd way to say thanks for not having to learn German… |
| Yeah no one can plan past the next week with the constant back and forth. |
| CIFR April 17th $4 calls worth 0.01. (picked up 40 yesterday and today). IV% 125%+, and keeps rising. Short Interest high. Price action in CIFR moving further away from correlation of Bitcoin, along with other miners. Overextended selling pressure. Everyone remaining silent on this but holds low risk, high reward due to rapid IV% increase since last week. |
| What are you on about? This is a gambling subreddit |
| It doesn’t matter what happens. Every day around 3pm PDT someone will say “futes ripping!” |
| futes fake rookie..... |
| The old guy that started Hooters used to say “beer and pretty girls never go out of style.” I guess orange shorts and those weird nude stockings do. |
| No that information has already been leaked that you won't so try again. |
| Bloodbath rest of week |
| Rainbow or chocolate sprinkles? |
| Paper handed twice today. Bought back the same position and sold a minute in twice. Gains a Gain. |
| 80% of the time whatever futures starts at it does the opposite. Your puts are safe guys. |
| I thought we were joking but you guys are actually delusional  |
| lmfao, I find this timing very convenient. |
| BBQ chicken puts lmao |
| Some sleep with them on too LOL |
| 5mins after market opens I’m submitting my resume to Wendy’s. Wish me luck |
| American dad and family guy says other wise |
| That’s sad |
| They have \~$170mn total revenue. The $35mn figure you're referring to is the difference from '23-'24 |
| Godspeed, soldier. I hope you make a lot of money with your bravery. |
| Other countries can tariff the US but the US can't tariff them back? On top of that if they get mad they can tariff the US even more and nothing is going to happen to their economy? Who is writing this script, so many plot holes. |
|  |
| Futes quite real tonight |
| Gonna be terrible unless he cook the books but either way TSLA will stay green as always. |
| give up your sources, Woodward |
| Genuine question: then why is Tesla, an American made automaker priced comparable with other EVs? |
| Why? |
| Maybe funding cuts are the right call  |
| Other way around. He's worried that Cramer is now bullish on his same position |
| I’m all in on the Algerian rare bird market personally. |
| America is an extremely large and diverse country. Much of it does not wear shoes inside. |
| Not a fan of handjobs. \n\nI can jerk it a lot more efficiently than you can, madam. |
| 1932 is about right. |
| hahaha |
| I wish I could short X |
|  |
| They are now literally worth more than Fox News, which had $5.1 billion in revenue last year compared to NMAX's $170 million. But hey, rest assured that the market is not rigged. 🤣 |
| The man is a stubborn fool, so no. Not at all. |
| Theta day then  |
| You trying to tempt me? |
| What if we stay flat for liberation day to mess with both call and puts?  |
| Doesn't have any options yet given the proximity to it's IPO (2 days ago) |
| Why wouldn't he lie about it. He controls every enforcement mechanism. |
| I mean the stock can go up to fuck knows what but we all know that teslas reputation is fucked beyond repair. Time will show the real price. You cant keep the stock price between 200-300 dollars if nobody is going to buy your cars |
| Futes ripping bro! 2 ticks so far, banked 100 bucks on long contact that I’ll leave open overnight because I’m |
| Genuine question why do Americans walk into their house with their shoes on??? |
| The fucks with all these europoors talking shit about the US tonight?\n\nBetter stay cool with us incase you need us to come bail you out of another war yet again.  |
| So when does news leak overnight? |
| I’ll call you whatever preferred pronoun you want buddy |
| I’m hearing 20% tariffs across the board so that if true |
| How is u/bullrfuk portfolio doing. Wonder if they're beating SPY at least |
| Dead cat and can’t break through SMA even with gap up plus delivery numbers are at 9am you’re probably too late |
| Order a white Cyber Truck |
| You just know when options open it will crash so spectacularly. |
|  |
| TSLA at $220 was the most crowded short of the decade.\n\nAlways inverse Reddit. |
| you must be so rich if you have his babies! I am hoping I can get pregnant too !!! |
| The less moving the better, sometimes |
| Is NMAX going higher, I need to know. |
| Dude will see this and then reverse policy to juice the market again. Then reverse policies and delay again. And then again on repeat. \n\n\nEven if at some point they realize they fucked up, do the right thing, and take their medicine, reversing the wrongs back to right won't even help for awhile. Because the reversals are becoming a problem unto themselves. Obliteration of trust and stability. Nobody will believe them. |
| 🥭 will announce infrastructure week instead, bounce on uncertainty. |
| Why why why? |
| TSLA at $220 was the most crowded short of the decade.\n\nAlways inverse Reddit. |
| I fuck your mom |
| I am berbot |
| Tesla Delivery expectations guess? are the books cooked? |
| Also very funny to be buying into any stock that has been diluted like 10 times in the past several years. They just keep coming back for more. |
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| TSLA at $220 was the most crowded short of the decade.\n\nAlways inverse Reddit. |
| The trick is to buy real dips |
| While that is a fair point, here is why I won't touch it. \n\nI watch CNBC all day while I trade. They are constantly talking about how TSLA's car biz is not where the value is anymore. The robots and the robotaxis are their future. \n\nBut more importantly, he is THE richest man on the planet. AND, he's in the Whitehouse. I would feel pretty powerful if I had 1 million dollars. Dude has 30,000 million dollars.. There's just no way he will fail. Too rich and too powerful. |
| nobody knows anymore ... |
| TSLA at $220 was the most crowded short of the decade.\n\nAlways inverse Reddit. |
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| The definition of dumb luck |
| Far right poop that boomers love - also makes no net profits, so this a modern day tulip run |
| Just finished a jalapeño chicken wrap with jalapeño chips. Gonna make the market think twice about fuckin me tomorrow.  |
| Omg! WSB so bearish! Inverse! Call totes printing! \n\n- Every bull in this thread\n\nRealize most of you have the same irrational move. |
| None |
| FUTES DID NOT OPEN BLOOD RED FOR ONCE BERS R SO FUK LMAOOOO!!1! |
| No options - no derivatives at all - available yet. And IBKR may not yet have shares to lend. |
| Tomorrow is giving me last Wednesday vibes |
| ok realistically what’s the most REGARDED thing that can happen tomorrow.\n\nI feel betting on it has pretty decent odds.  |
| This time is known as the revenge tour |
| I’ll be so disappointed if it closes flat…so it will close flat. |
| They are not entirely bad, but there is a way of how you apply/announce policies, do it gradually, negotiate first then do something if it doesn’t go your way |
| Feeling pumped for liberation day tomorrow though, we're going off a cliff but at least we know it's going to get worse |
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| Well, I could be wrong, but I believe a filibuster is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. |
| I had a feeling like this too, but I tried to pay closer attention to when I place my trades and it’s been my timing so far. Like I place it too late when it’s about to change |
| Seems like alot of people have calls… |
| Power at the fucking bowling alley out so I'm gonna have to get drunk at a fancy bar/restaurant |
|  |
| Calls on Russian bot behavior |
| And then I'll head home for the day |
| …it doesn’t have to move for me.  |
| “There’s not enough time!” \n\n“Then God help us all.” |
| Why I cannot short NMAX on IBKR? |
| If you think you’re dumb, just know I’ve been doing this for nearly 2 yrs and accidentally bought calls while intending to buy puts this morning |
| Standgebläse  |
| It’s a propaganda outlet being bought up by its target audience. I can’t say any more without running afoul of the mods. |
| I guess that’s a little better |
| 2 mins after 6PM and not a single “futes ripping”. The paper trading purge did great work  |
| 🥭 you ole scary ass waiting til market close to start liberation day. Be a man and start it at 9am |
| That was just the sound of the stock popping for no reason lol |
| Don’t worry. They’re bullet proof. They did a demonstration |
| I see so many "when is it announced" questions that I feel like they will do a morning bear trap before mooning the entire day |
| Liberation libation and masturbation |
| Launching a meme coin, grabbin’ some pussy |
| stock been down for weeks and you buy puts lol.. tesla will rocket 300 tomorrow . i will buying calls |
| AMERICANS WILL MAKE LOVE TO ANYTHING THAT MOVES |
| falsches ende der kotdusche |
| There were people in that first administration who were (arguably) responsible and definitely not on Ketamine. This time around it’s trolls/tv personalities. Hell the secretary of transportation is a former contestant on the real world road rules challenge. |
| Amen brother! |
| What does that mean? |
| look who's talking |
| Do you think you can get spitroasted 990 times for $100 each tomorrow? Only way bro |
| Bears 🐻 in absolute shambles |
| Got my calls betting that there is a bounce to the 200 day moving average after tomorrow. |
| White House made a statement today saying Wall Street will be just fine.\n\nWhy is everybody so depressed? Don’t worry about it  |
| So translation: he's raped the government of all their data so now he can go back to fucking up the other 5 companies |
| Totally not gay and fake |
| Yeah, but as far as we can tell it's mostly/exclusively going to SpaceX, not Tesla. Much easier to pad SpaceX contracts than convert Tesla from the car company of professional-class liberals to a government contractor. |
| Gunshot fired in my general direction when out driving in tesla |
| Super fishy. But I've been fucked by Elon so many times (yes, I have a few of his babies) that I'm not touching it. |
| There is hope! The Reddit emojis recovered back to normal size for me, maybe your well regarded puts can recover too. |
| So you guys got any liberation’s eve plans? |
| 2pm et i think |
| What's going on with NMAX? |
| TEXAS WHERE EVERYTHING IS BIGGER INLCUDING THEIR BELLIES |
| Markets shouldn't be this high right now\n\n#🤔 |
| I COULDNT HELP IT. Please pray for me. My 20 puts are bright green right now. |
| If it's an consolation, it means the game is rigged, but it's rigged by dummies. |
| This is just his fun investing account😭 He has another account with majority of funds where invested conservatively. |
|  The US has states outperforming whole countries out there. Can we make Germany 54th state? |
| Pootin |
| Thanks Obama |
| Yeah all the people signing up for it... I wanted to say something but I also enjoy their pain. |
|  |
| Im trying |
| Fully expecting the possibility that we overshoot expectations massively tomorrow just to fuck those who are holding puts  |
| [So you had a bad day](https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/1joz6q3/ukraines_unmanned_systems_forces_sbs_427th/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) |
| Let’s go 🥭 ! |
| That’s because they would be reactionary responses. No country usually does them without real reasoning or agreements in place. Otherwise it could hurt their economy |
| I don’t need $200 I’m looking more for $250-$255 to exit I don’t hold options longer than 3 days |
| He's giving free money to Elon and company. Sorry. That needed to be said. |
| economy is largely fine, this is just a run up of net exports as companies try to get in front of tariffs. Next quarter will look fantastic for growth with the pendulum shift in net exports, but in reality both quarters will really be meh. |
| Gonna be a great day to short gold 🪙 |
| 🍈 is literally retarded in some way. |
| The only time that guy came close to running 5 miles is when they announced the draft an he ran upstairs to sit in daddys lap. |
| Diamond hands huh 🫨 |
| I have a premonition that Q1 numbers might not be that horrible because so many people and businesses are trying to front run the tariffs, making big purchases, stocking up on materials etc. Q2-4 is when the real bloodshed will begin. |
| Go after the tall girls  |
| Five minutes after putting them on. |
| It’s worked for us a few times  |
| I had 400 shares at $10 but had to sell over time |
| Sent you a message. Much appreciated. |
| Tomorrow is gonna be BIG GREEN |
| I'm sure you'll get very real numbers out of the Trump administration. |
| Amexit |
| there is a German word for that, something about blowing while standing. |
| The movement is carefully calculated to consistently trap people who put a bit of logic into their moves, simple as that |
| [Here’s a post](https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/s/6zIxwFGZ7E) that I made on the topic yesterday. Imports in anticipation of tariffs are currently skewing the data in a major way |
| Ugly and poor\n\nNext |
| So when is POTUS announcing the tariffs are paused? |
| so yall are saying i should have bought a truck last month instead of this month? I thought this was all bs |
| I'm in the cuck chair with a giant foam finger cheering him on |
| They know tariffs are bad for the market and economy, or they would welcome the split screen. |
| This stock wont go to 200 lol. Sales are shit and TSLA image is in the toilet, it has held around 250 very strongly. I suspect in a few months it will be back to 300. Give it few more months and retain will jump at it again; maybe not as high of a rate as before though. |
| Yepppp! |
| Americans think starting a war will solve their trillions of dollars of debt owing to china  |
| Still awfully fishy X was traded off to Xai right before delivery numbers 🤔 |
| Even once??  |
| Wassup with no girls trying to bag me  |
| 'IT'S ALL COMPUTAAAAAH' lives rent free in my head  |
| Sell feet pics and get on that corner for starters |
| Gonna be funny if it ends up being like 2% tariffs on fidget spinners only |
| Exactly. This is the reason Pawnstop stock is banned. |
| 4 hours later... We are cutting the rates. 32% and if Canada doesn't give us all of their maple SYRUP, we will raise their rates and and China will pay for it! |
| I miss life before smart phones.. and yet, I too am addicted. |
| Tf is up with midget girls tryn bag the tallest men known to humankind |
| That explains why orange justice futures are up |
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|  |
| Give it a few days. |
| The price action on Tesla is all the proof u need the market is not real. |
| Whoever is buying at this point is utterly regarded. |
| good JOB bro....i smacking you to get that good luck and putting it on my back for tomorrow. |
|  |
| This is good for Tesla |
| AI is so valuable and totally not a scam  |
| upvoted for creative comment |
| It will be a slow rollout regardless. The laws that he will probably be using only allows for such. Most likely a 2 month window depending on sections of the law he uses. There's one tariff act that would require an "investigation" of each country before the tariffs took effect and that could literally take 4 to 6 months to do. |
| Do you jump on the bandwagon after it's already moved up/down, or do you patiently wait for a reasonable entry point? |
| It's going to be a red day tomorrow.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/kkvnszbgpase1.jpeg?width=1304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cfcbc173ec9026330aed228438ff07023f27108 |
| Thank you  |
| Not us scandis  |
| Shame 🥭 isn't waiting until Friday for the big reveal, then we'd get a whole weekend of Liberation Day memes, especially if the stock market is a disaster |
| The guru we all need |
| He is so big I had to use 2 screens to capture his whole body |
| Mississippi's GDP per capita is comparable to Germany  |
| Oooh you’re right I *should* pick up some puts on that. Thanks! |
| Greatest thing to come out of Europe is America. Change my mind. |
| 🥃 |
| guy baiting for LMAOs to feel funny  |
| Work behind Wendy for a couple months and you should be back in no time, friend. |
| That won't happen until May |
| Yes, yes it is. Tesla went up when many thought it would go down\n\nId touch it bc elons tesla brand is cooked long term. Most of their customers were green peace hippy liberals that wanted an ev to hug a tree. \n\nAround time of tariffs, it seems like a reasonable deduction no?\n\nIm not omnipotent though, which is why im on reddit; tell me where im wrong, what dont i know? |
| Double anal |
| Just take out a $600k personal loan and then when you default change your name to Cumsack Williams and move to San Diego |
| better a cardiac arrest |
| You are in a simulation, it’s very much solipsistic. Enjoy I guess. |
| It’s the 14% of the portfolio I’m looking at. You are balling if you have 600k and that is only 14% of what you own. One day I shall acquire that kind of money. Take a nice cruise in your Ferrari for me. |
| You were going to do that anyway you overweight slob |
| I never been in a Wendy’s but I have bought services behind a Wendy’s before |
| This. Instead of bicycling to the grocery store all week, I ride two hours every other day to burn off a breakfast sandwich..... |
| 💯 |
| My puts are never gonna recover. RIP  |
| The bull case of this economy is tariffs not happening\n\n |
| I didn't say they were. Plenty of people with money are depressed alcoholics. |
| Have any of you even said thank you?  |
| Oh my gourd |
| Sometimes revenge trading works out  |
| Only thing I’m buying are those 4 month puts |
| LMAO I probably nuked my account today holding onto what I did. Please don’t hate me but I’m praying for a marketwide collapse. |
| Missed the chance to get rich.\n\nKeep an abundance mindset though. There will always be another chance. |
| True but even the first time he didn't cock everything up this badly this quickly. |
| 50/50/Au/25 |
| We r so fucking back LFG |
| Good luck with that Ameridebt \n🇪🇺🚅🇪🇺 |
| They will lower gdp per capita though |
| Lmao |
| Lmao |
| Which of you wants to be my tariff for Liberation Day?  |
| People still have hope in the morning. By afternoon is over  |
| It's kinda pathetic Newsmax saved Coreweave |
| I feel that one guy's post about the markets knowing his thoughts. I get inversed everytime I buy or sell calls or puts and it drives me insane. |
| No. I order from the $3 value menu because my port is green. |
|  |
| Sorry, you are here forever.  |
| I'm thinking about downgrading from a smart phone to a flip phone. \n\n\n\nIt's hard to comprehend how many ways this stupid thing can fuck your life up. |
| Booker’s move is going to be a long nap.\n\nMine is prepping for the bull run, which will be followed by a bear run. |
| Eventually, sure. Probably not for another four years… |
| Betting against PLTR with Thiel’s henchmen in government is nuts |
| By these numbers, we were in a slight recession in 22’?? |
| It’s tough having to get up at 6:15am |
| You know what...fuck it man.\n\n***\*extremely loud fart\**** |
| Lookup Dave Blunts “can’t put down the cup” |
| Drugs and money laundering |
| **LMAO** |
| Wish I had the illicit funds to make a money laundering scheme like that profitable |
| You literally have Wendy’s in your username. Have you not actually been there? Because that’s part of the reason |
| How else can i make an easy $3 an hour? |
| RIP |
| Regard kitty |
| 4/30 600C beckons me |
| Mango is 40% I take it? |
| USA can take Europe, no, no they can't. USA would be able to destroy large parts of the military of Europe, but it would take catastrophic destruction in itself.\nWidespread Air superiority would be almost impossible, with Europe air defence and personal AA weaponry.\n\nOccupation would be impossible for the usa, 800million population in Europe.\nlogistics would be severed for USA, shipping would be hit badly.\n\nEurope has nukes, ICBMs.\n\nThen china would just mop up the rest.\n\nStop watching dumb Hollywood movies.\n\nMy response is based off of respectable resources, I hate using chat gpt, but I can usually answer stupid replies like yours pretty well...\n\nHere's chat gpt\n\n, - No, the USA could not take all of Europe militarily. While the USA has the most powerful military in the world, occupying and subduing an entire continent with over 740 million people, multiple nuclear-armed states (France and the UK), and highly developed militaries would be nearly impossible.\n\nKey Challenges:\n\n1. Nuclear Deterrence – France and the UK have nuclear arsenals. Any direct invasion would likely trigger nuclear retaliation.\n\n\n2. Size & Geography – Europe is vast, with highly urbanized and fortified areas. Even in historical conflicts, occupying Europe has been difficult (e.g., Nazi Germany struggled with resistance across multiple fronts).\n\n\n3. Military Capabilities – While the USA has superior air and naval power, Europe has advanced fighter jets, air defense systems, and a strong industrial base. Many European countries also have well-trained professional armies.\n\n\n4. Logistics & Resistance – Even if the USA secured some landings, it would face heavy resistance from both regular militaries and civilian populations. Supplying an occupation force across the Atlantic would be a nightmare.\n\n\n5. NATO Factor – If the USA went rogue and attacked, many European nations would unite against it. The economic and diplomatic fallout would also cripple U.S. operations.\n\n\n\nYes, in isolated cases, the USA could overpower smaller nations due to superior firepower. But an all-out war against all of Europe would be a catastrophic failure, leading to prolonged resistance, economic collapse, and possibly nuclear escalation.\n\nIn short, while the USA could inflict massive damage, outright conquering Europe is unrealistic. |
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| Make the Europoors the 52nd state! |
| have you seen our dear leader? |
| News based entertainment |
| You’ve never been to India or San Francisco have you? |
| You’re not the least bit worried Trump might soften tariffs? |
| https://preview.redd.it/s4lxotksoase1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b721ddbba936008556d20d2de968e73428552faf\n\nLol |
| CELH keeping me alive |
| Have you seen our heating/electricity bills? Cheaper to just load up on Big Macs before winter arrives. |
| Sign of wealth. Can afford food, booze, and tasty nugz..... |
| bers are funny, 🥭is the king of fake news, but yet they believe in all that 🥭 bs, LOL! |
|  |
| Market is expecting he caves. Actually, they will expect he caves some time in the future so we might not get a big fall |
| I need to be liberated from this sub |
| Are you tired of winning yet? |
| It will be another flat day probably |
| Bull market commences post Liberace Day |
| They just make this shit up every few days someone let me know when the real number drops til then fake news |
| Is the whole market expecting a drop? If it was wouldn't we have seen massive pre-selling these past two days? Instead it looks like we still have buy the dip mentality. |
| Wtf is liberation day |
| Car centered society. |
| Ngl, I chuckled when I read the title few hours back. Fucking market was almost red then. I hope u r not holding OP. It’ll most likely go to 0. |
| Ornamental gourd futures are probably a safer bet than any company doing business in the U.S. currently. |
| 50lbs > fit lol. |
| a 200 put will be like $100.00 |
| There are meetings for this kind of thing. |
|  I'm right there with you |
| “Mentioned everywhere” psh yeah right |
| so we can look like rick ross. |
| next person to say LMAO needs to be put in a straitjacket |
| We’re going green tmrw. Sorry bers |
| "pltr dont miss this opportunity of a lifetime to buy $90"\nuntil tomorrow when it drops below $80 |
| How convenient |
| Unless it is super obvious, like so obvious that everyone does the opposite and then we all have to live with the fact that we did the opposite of the most obvious thing. |
| I can't handle this much winning. Numbers keep going up but there's a minus in the front. |
| I’m an investor, not a day trader |
| I remember when everyone said that about pltr when it was $20 and when rddt was $38… |
| How Come NY FED's forecast model is still at +2.8%? Called Nowcast.\nThese models seem whacky to me. |
| Casino closed gamblers get angry |
| Thomas Piketty.\n\nBook is called "Capital in the 21st Century" |
| Yeah, there isn't a pathway to wealth. It's a birth lottery nowdays.... |
| Considering RKLB june calls, seems like an easy 5x if Neutron isnt delayed. If it is, then it’s a very slow, painful -100% |
| mengo trying to stop the crash with bullshite annaoucements and shite. maybe he should go for a healthy 5 mile run or something |
| 60k missed today. Over 100k last week. 150k the week before. Still up 50k since last Wednesday. Easy to be upset but patience is key because the big play where you don't sell early will come as long as you are patient and calculated. |
| Why do Americans enjoy being overweight? Is it like a culture thing? |
| There’s that 3 stooges episode where Moe flicks a grape into a singers open mouth to get him to shut up |
| Imagine thinking that the people with the most money are intelligent LMAO! |
| So, you hate money? |
| So many sex workers on here |
| Ban bet !banbet SPY 539 4d\n\nThis trash has to drop soon. |
| So.. calls? |
| Pump it all week |
| I’m buying so much newsmax tomorrow |
| People lost their ports and are mad  |
| Fits in her mouth |
| Drill baby drill come on!! |
| 50/50 but there only a 50% chance of that. |
| What do you expect from someone who couldn’t run a successful casino. |
| I have been just playing NQ futures. Interday price action has been easy to read and just ride the waves. |
| The real answer is GMC to the moon. Always has been |
| Never let ‘em know your next move, classic! |
| Not in a liberal shitty, I mean city |
|  they eat like their health care is free |
| They already caught some attention when they released a -2.8% prediction a while back, e.g. it was discussed in FOX interview with the commerce secretary. Then they came out with this adjustment for gold imports which I haven't read into much but my understanding ist that the BEA numbers will likely reflect the adjusted estimate, not the lower number. Anyway, with this adjustment the GDP growth was back in the green, but now even the adjusted estimate is negative. |
| Crash ≠ “dip” |
| They need to make Lucky’s Steak House publicly traded. That place is amazing |
| Stonks |
| Why?\n\n\nHundreds of millions of people take 4% of their paycheck every 2 weeks and buy stocks with it. \n\n\nThat's forever. They don't short. They just have their 401k buy funds. \n\n\nInflation is always occurring. Value always is going up. Always. Stocks are inflationary assets unlike cash. \n\n\nThat's why the market will always go up. |
| Some of you don't rotate the cheese block when shredding, and it shows..... |
| You gotta blame increase in minimum wage. And also blame "regulations" just for fun. |
| How come in the morning this sub is chill af and then by late afternoon it’s nothing but bitching and moaning? Is that because the west coast takes over this part of the day?  |
| It’s too dangerous. Something isn’t kosher here. Maybe 545 by Friday, but that could also be risky. |
| Ok, but like *how* chunky? 🤔 |
| Top Win (TOPW) going to top win |
| What's with all the weaksauce Europoor comments? |
| Well the dumping has already commenced. Bet that will be a 50+ drop by open so I'll prob just stay away |
| Price action has been absolutely regarded this week, and flies in the face of all the shitty data that's been coming out (bad GDP, manufacturing, new job openings). You'd *think* 20-25% price increases on just about everything would be a bad sign, but market's been floated by quarter-end restructures plus what I'm sure is some hefty fraud and market manipulation. Music's gotta stop sometime, but as to when that is, who knows. |
| Did anyone get the $1 taco from Taco Bell?? It’s the only business I’m giving them in the great trumpcession |
| Being smarter than 70-80% of the population is the worst place to be.\n\nYou are not smart enough to bend the world to your will or demand insane compensation for the value you create. You are jealous of the group above you who do.\n\nYou are frustrated by the intelligence of those who are average, and you don't fit in with them anyway.\n\nThe bottom of the population might as well be Golden Retrievers, German Shepherds or Great Danes. They are smart enough to do basic tasks. They are either lovers, fighters or lazy. Whichever they choose, they are 100% committed, which gives them purpose.\n\nYou are smart enough to understand the above points are true. The only way to happiness is to move up or down, and up is unlikely...\n\nThis message has been brought to you by alcoholism. |
| It's like how Israel decides to time firing its missiles |
| Buy NMAX yesterday |
| Maybe make your timeline more clear then? Cause it closes 4pm EST when supposedly it will be even lol |
| She lists fit on her dating app but is really chunky. |
| Fellas what the actual fuck is NMAX. $14 to $200+ in 2 days?? |
| Whenever the whole market is expecting something, it usually does the opposite. Calls tomorrow |
| could have been looking at buying a house if I went with newsmax |
| All these IPOs popping just screams “we need liquidity, hold our bags” none of these companies are even legit at all |
| Yay… this gives me so much hope…. |
|  that’s Just nasty |
| Waiting to get in at the very tippy top |
| we are just seeing a slow feed of how bad the economy is about to be because the powers that be want to offload their bags first |
| TSLA is ruining lives right now.. why even touch that? |
| 190??? Fuck meeee |
| https://x.com/zerohedge/status/1907165459322986593\n\nguess one of those 2 lines is moving tomorrow |
| I watched The Buena Vista Social Club the first time ate boomers. Highly recommend. |
| Gotta watch the action. Way more call buying than put buying on CRWV.\n\nNot sure that'd be the case with NMAX. |
| Today we pumped, tomorrow we dump |
| so the big mango announcement tomorrow will be 4pm et which is market close wtf is wrong with him |
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| Maybe I’m too dumb to figure this out but I don’t see any options that cheap trading on the index. \n\n\nWhat am I missing? |
| Bear sperm? |
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| I think most people here can't make a frozen pizza without burning it anyway |
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| >The average body fat percentage of a whale varies by species, but it typically ranges between 20% and 40%.\n\nSame as an average American then LMAO |
| Of course cramer tells you to sell so you all buy and now yall getting rug pulled tomorrow |
| my favorite videos are the outraged fats at the drive thru when kfc or popeyes run out of chicken, and they like "how am I supposed to feed my family! " |
| *Hey I'm American I don't take my dirty ass shoes off inside my house!* |
| You idiots aren’t buying newsmax are you |
| Directions clear, watch the holy mountain instead |
| Yep, what are the chances of that shit happening…. |
| Your losses |
| I am convinced that they want nothing more than to see the current admin fail, even at the expense of their own family's well-being. It's fucking sad.. |
| sell a$$ |
| Isn’t tomorrow the day tariffs go into effect? \n\nYou need a 10 bagger means 0dte qqq or spy puts. |
| Man, spell ICUP |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/Psychic_Trader made a bet that SPY would go to 565.0 within **3 days** when it was 554.114 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 0 wins and 2 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Unhealthy diet |
| “Hey im American let me put that on my credit card”  |
| You have to go Bonnie Blue |
| lol |
| I thought they closed out 0DTEs at 3:30? Or is it just when you can stop buying them? |
| god, i know something is going to move but i should be expecting things to go down. I want to short tesla or the SPY so fucking badly but im just so unsure |
| How can people who use Reddit actually think RDDT is comparable to this trash company??? |
| gayyyy |
| WTF going double tomorrow |
| who did it? which one of you bought nmax afterhours even though I told you not to! lmao |
| People sleep on how much money there is to be made owning mall kiosks that sell heated neck warmers with cosmetics. |
| So… anymore IPOs this week?? |
| lol the apple cases by labor relations board were postponed indefinitely because mango hired two of their lawyers to the agency |
| Her shirt size is M in America but XXL in Europe LMAO |
| He said make it great again, he just left the part out where its only great for billionaires and those who can afford a $5 million golden passport like cartel members and future Oligarchs. |
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| yeah so right. no reason for retailers to get away with it |
| 56,000 SPY 535p expiring Friday.\n\nNo way those r3tards aren't fucked. |
| They have cash to burn and what do you mean they don't have a moat?\n\nThey're building specialized data centers. |
| Pakistan gets 500% |
| St Louis fed nowcast projects 2.1% Q1 growth. So who is completely wrong? |
| What if it just doesn't and is like +2 or something lol |
| AMERICANS WORST NIGHTMARE IS FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS RUNNING OUT OF FOOD AND THE BILL COLLECTOR  |
| Both you and the Dems learned what the filibuster is today  |
| those dam bers piss me off!  |
| What does this mean? \nIs this what a filibuster is? |
| Sounds like a good Put opportunity. |
| Returns are within a rounding error of VTI, i.e. the most basic thing you could possibly invest in: https://totalrealreturns.com/s/USDOLLAR,VTI,JEPQ\n\nYes, the market has done well in the handful of years since JEPG's inception. That doesn't mean the current returns will continue going forwards. The only meaningful difference I see from VTI is the almost 10x higher expense ratio. |
| Kinda feel like taking out a mortgage on my neighbors house and using a ouiji board to pick the stock I gamble it on |
| I bought a unhealthy amount of 0DTE 289$ calls on GLD how cooked am I? |
| >2027\n\nOptimistic |
| If nothing else, I admire the endurance |
| There only trading like 10 shares, supply/demand issue. Till they dump |
| Collective delusion is priced in |
| Anal |
| Beautiful. I hope this comes to pass. FAFO |
| \n\nThe Fattington window has shifted |
| Does Donnie get a cut off the tariffs or something? |
| Shut up pussy |
| She's a European fat but she's an American skinny LMAO |
| How many blowjobs do you think you could give and what would you price them at? |
| It's a shit company. Plenty of shit companies meme. |
| **NO EVERYONES LIFE SUCKS AS MUCH AS OURS**  |
| Because the post itself is so low effort, let me give a bit of additional context. The Atlanta Fed Nowcast attempts to predict GDP growth in the same way that the BEA (Bureau of economic analysis) does but updates its forecasts as soon as new data becomes available. The BEA numbers are the official numbers that you'll hear when this is talked about in news and politics. So since the Atlanta FED mimicks the BEA methods the final estimates made by the Atlanta Fed are always pretty accurate. Mostly within a +/- 0.5% margin of error though there are 2% dicrepancies on record as well.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/kqonrfkplase1.png?width=664&format=png&auto=webp&s=f19604c045046de4195d86d80629642be514f79e |
| No, it’s going to be a flat 20% across the board |
| But don't we have a decent idea? As I understand them the base is 25% across the board. The price action the last 3 sessions have been strange if we are anticipating bad news. Goddamn this is all so fucking stupid. |
| A democratic senator has held a speech for 22 hours in the senate against Mango, he is still going |
| A bear market isn't characterized just by downward moves, it's also characterized by volatility *holds a pipe to his mouth, bubbles fly out* |
| The trading days at the beginning of march were so fun. Big downies then big uppies, made alot of money then |
| Newsmax now worth more than Fox News\n\nMake it make sense? |
| How could Joe Biden do this!!?? /S\n\n\nGoddamn it's impressive to fuck the economy up this badly this quickly. |
| im gay i need to go from 9k to 99k tmrw to pay off my debt. what do |
| The mean has been shifted |
| All to bring manufacturing back, lower the deficit, and they are going to do none of that. I should buy puts tomorrow |
| So far countries have done very little in response.\n\nMore optic gestures to look like they're not taking it lying down but not really. |
| I’m going to take the average and say it’ll be 0% |
| You know that you can also buy after hours too right? |
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| WSB past 2 months: \n\nPeople in the real world: 🛒🤓🛍️😎💅 |
| Wake up babe, new tariffs just dropped  |
| Which nut told you this. Left or right? |
| I’m hedged to the tits in puts |
| I don't understand these markets right now |
| I got stopped out on 0DTE SPY $560Cs \~20 min before that massive rip upwards because I was fairly confident we'd retest yesterday's high at $560.70. I didn't have 52 of them, but it still stings\n\n |
| Of course it’s at market close 🤦 |
| I feel worse about my puts now  |
| AMERICANS SO FAT, THEY MADE BEING 300 POUNDS CONSIDERED NORMAL  |
| Market can absolutely crash after hours |
| But my dream's to own a fly casino |
| https://preview.redd.it/l26w8auemase1.png?width=1191&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a190e54f429f1dc8d22e1068572a1a96c80b40f\n\nCan someone calculate the return for me on this lotto ticket? Let say it open at 22$ |
| Tariff announcement is after hours so 🥭 & 🍈 can have their cronies buy the dip just before open. |
| DO MUCH FUCKING WINNING  |
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOZa\_\_VZc&ab\_channel=RafaelManga-Topic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOZa__VZc&ab_channel=RafaelManga-Topic) |
| Priced in bro |
| Why we living over here when we should be over there? |
| Casino, this is a sir. |
| I’m going to expect a pants ripper V followed by a slow march to death |
| Atlanta Fed’s GDP estimate \n \n8 weeks ago it was +3.9% \n4 weeks ago it was +2.3% \nLast week it was -2.8% \nToday it stands at -3.7% \n\n |
| I bought the dip |
| Announcement is after hours |
| were all on the same boat, men. Godspeed |
| why |
| #turn off easy mode market manager! |
| Maybe the april fools joke was thinking you could make money in this market |
| What are your predictions? |
| That can not happen. He thinks EU is a country. |
| Can't price them in if you don't know what they are or if they're even gonna happen\n\nMarket's gonna give the shocked pikachu face and bleed out Thursday |
| **BECAUSE THAT ONE FUCKIN GUY WAS SUPPOSED TO DESTROY EVERYTHING**  |
| They have their talking points for how to spin this figured out. Actual tariff plan isn’t ready yet  |
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| !banbet SPY 548 3d |
| Always has been. |
| Once earnings season starts in a couple weeks, literally every company will say "can't provide guidance due to uncertainty" LMAO |
| !ban bet SPY 548 3d |
| Feels like market is going to crash at announcement then it’s going to V into green until other countries announce their own tariffs against US, then market closes even and theta gang keeps winning |
| Lmao I was thinking this same shit. It’s gonna be a weird announcement |
| I for one, think it's a great idea. I LOVE spending more money on everything. |
| Why is wsb so fucking mad when everything is green?  |
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| What music y'all listening to lately? I need some new stuff for the gym |
| So kinda like high school report card? |
| You must mean ATL, because there’s no ATH any time soon lol. 😂 \n\nHave you seen the economic data? |
| Who do y'all think croaks first? 🥭, sleepy Joe, or Pootin? |
| Why are we living in the past when we can live in the future |
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| But isn't that just a word to quantify a certain economic condition? I mean, labeling it a recession doesn't make it any worse or better. \n\nWe were at ATH's less than 2 months ago, and we ONLY had a 10% drawdown, when on average we have a 14% drawn down annually. |
| He's gonna read names of countries one by one and announce how much tariff each country got.\n\nSpain gets 15%. Portugal gets 17%. Turkey gets 13%. Slovenia gets 12%. Mexico gets 20%. Indonesia will get 14%. |
| Mango lied? I'm shocked. |
| People are mad they missed NMAX at $14 |
| Do more with less \~ 🥭 cronnie  |
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| Bring back Gordon Gecko 🦎 |
| Mom meatloaf  |
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| The tariff announcement is aftermarket tomorrow, so, really: it’s just a normal day. Thursday is the day to watch. |
| I wish I could disagree with you. |
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| If things get bad enough for the economy we will have to start pooping in the streets like they do in 3rd world countries such as India and San Francisco.  |
| Sold mine today instead of averaging down ( by accident) down 75% for the month of March… not even sure what to do rn LOL |
| Im very regarded. But wouldnt the tariffs be priced in already? Or does the market assume mango will bitch out again? I had to come to the smartest people I know to ask. |
| You can be but wishing’s only the first step.. |
| Fries in bag  |
| Im cash, gold, btc |
| Why do I think we’re gonna touch 570 tomorrow? And then crash from Friday on? |
| Hooters provided mild titillation in a plausible environment ("Hey, it's just wings!") back in a day. Well, now people get more than that in their IG feeds. So, that itch is being scratched...constantly.\n\nTake the average young man (with an IG account filled with THOTs) and ask him if Hooters sounds like a fun lunch and the answer will probably be no. And still be no if they exposed more skin.\n\nHooters' time is done. Times have changed. |
| Bruh it’s a borderline ponzi no one is mad they missed it |
| > White House aides have drafted a proposal to impose 20 percent tariffs on most imports into the U.S. on the eve of Donald Trump’s “Liberation Day,” three sources told the Washington Post.\n\n> Despite the president claiming he had “settled” on his tariff plans, the sources said that several options remain on the table, with no final decision made. |
| nobody knows but its provocative |
| **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/SPICYLEMONBUM69** bet **SPY** goes from **560.83** to **550.0** before **03-Apr-2025 05:37 PM EDT**\n\nTheir record is 1 wins and 3 losses.\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Only double taxed so far… |
| So what will 🥭's next big crusade be about, once he's gotten bored of his Tariff Toy and all that calms down?\n\n- War against Green Energy, while the big nasty windmills suffocate us and solar panels siphon the Sun dry?\n\n- Will he pass an Executive Order disbanding the entire Legislative Branch?\n\n- Maybe threaten Scotland, so the Scotland Golf R&A will rename "birdies" to "trumpies"? |
| !banbet SPY 550 2d |
| I was in back to back meetings. My puts are still cooked. Any news?  |
| OMW to cheesecake factory I hear they have a lot of options |
| What happened at the end of the day |
| You said this was a new year. You said this time was different.\n\n3 months in your port is -40%  |
| Where are all those people who shit talk Coreweave 4 days ago and the 1200 upvotes it got… now seeing it’s up $15 😂\n\nAll just mad it didn’t flop like you were all so confident on and now upset you missed the boat?\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/cyow953xlase1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e2ddfe33417a14a96d2bf31b8080dfdc5bd9fa2 |
| Liberation day about to be imprisonment for everyone |
| Reading news about potential across the board 20% tariff, but market seems to think it’s not happening |
| Hey regards. \n\n\nAnybody know if mango is ready for counter tariffs of 500 million people? \n\n\nOuchiiiie. |
| I was gonna make a joke about how you don't have to look at them if they're in your mouth, but foot guys disgust me on a primal level |
| NMAX bubble popped?  |
| #holy fuck joe rogen just passed away. RIP |
| happy birthday  |
| I'm holding everything until last year's investments are past ST capital gains. If that means LT capital losses, then I will hold longer.\n\nSo... calls on Top-Shelf Ramen. |
| Never had one get out. They enter, they're done. |
| It be like that sometimes fren ... |
| This looks like a headline that doesn't have a clear market implication or trade idea - are you sure you're not just farming vaguely political current events?\n\n^I ^am ^an ^LLM-powered ^bot. ^Please ^contact ^the ^moderators ^with ^concerns. |
| Mango: No tariffs!! April 2nd Fools lmao! |
| Time in the market > Timing the market\n\nI see all these dips as a fire sale. I will keep buying more and more as it drops. Because 10 years from now it will be up. I have no intention of selling any time soon.\n\nToo bad we were green today though... |
| 0-5 my puts marked safe from bol |
| Oh those chairs |
| Putting lotion on jereds face with a white glove while trying not to make any facial expressions |
| Poor guy doesn't realize we're in hell. Welcome to level 1. It only gets worse. |
| An American poet |
| Yeah, I suspect a theta fucking tomorrow... |
| I bought 300 shares of BK thinking it was Burger King\n\nWhat do you mean i am a long term investor in some shitty bank  |
| Why does the comment thread on Reddit look different now, probably new update? Anyone else getting it too, can't tell if I like or dislike it  |
| Some of you shower daily and it shows. |
| It’s the first member of the DK crew HUAH |
| Ohhh I did tqqq |
| newsmax is the next gamestop I guess  |
| Seeing a girl without socks and shoes is the new version of seeing them without makeup\n\nImagine dating someone without cute toes |
| When I have time. I took a promotion and it got intense so I can't look constantly. Sometimes that play is 10 minutes. I also stopped playing with insane money, I let the big money cook in stuff not so volatile as options. \n\nRight now, this market is extremely hard to predict even using technicals. |
| IVE BEEN WAITING ON SKYBLIVION FOR 160 YEARS  |
| RIP pimp c |
| Great reminder. Think it started a month ago. The technical rule is its not official til 6 months later in retrospect. |