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| Kim Jong Un is pure aura. He’s the only fat guy in North Korea. Citizens cheer for him like WII sports characters. And get food welfare every year by threatening war with South Korea. |
| Sold my SPX6780C calls so it will likely continue to rip, but happy to collect some quick profits. |
| Thank you for your service |
| Calls an hour to 90 minutes after market opens* |
| Believe it or not,\n\nPuts \n |
| No alarms and no surprises, please |
| corn about to decouple |
| Sounds like a bear trap to me |
| By 684 today EOD |
| WHAT COULD GO WRONG? |
| When it all stops being fake and gay and makes a little sense again? |
| Mine has also had MTDR and Target. Target +5% no dip wtf? |
| MSFT 400p p p p printed 🥳🥳\n\nWill ride this 400>395 train up and down all month i guess |
| Bro just go enjoy your day |
| I hope mango opens a big golf course where Iran used to be. \n\nIt might be hard to find grass but if we can’t build a golf course in Iran no one is terraforming mars.\n |
| Lol mu is down 7% . If you are in margin, you gotta factor downside lmao 😂 |
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| Plunge protection team spending billions to try to get qqq to 600 |
| 98k realised loss is crazy |
| chilling with PYPL calls |
| Puts at close and calls at open type of week |
| Dude what if it’s Iraq 2.0 an we get mega fucked |
| If you think goods and services are expensive now.....just go take a dump and check back later. |
| How does one invest in Qatar Airways? I feel like now is a good time. |
| #Bol are too stupid LMAO🤌 |
| just delete the app |
| any links to DD about $DXY? |
| Lowest low of the week so far |
| Too late it’s already priced in … look at the run up since when it first started negotiations… |
| It was like -2%. And my calls at the bottom are looking pretty good now. |
| Nivida is less risky then spy at this point |
| Million account. Not small. Ytd is 20k lost. Im not yolo like most people here |
| 🚀🚀🚀\n\nbers getting shot rn |
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| MSFT SAFE HAVEN |
| !banbet APP $435 3d |
| More efficiently? Why do you think $160 is more efficient than $150? Why do you think May is more efficient than June? If you don't have an actual answer to these questions, nobody can really help you except throwing another dart at the board and seeing where it lands. |
| Did you buy it |
| Damn should have bought some AVAV calls at close yesterday. |
| I didn't look at my port today. ...kinda scared to. |
| ***IN WHAT CHAMP?*** |
| ending flat |
| Every country which Iran bombed will retaliate. They are done |
| Get the mission accomplished banners out and we’ll go straight vertical |
| Waffle House in Iran is still open, so not that serious. |
| Seemed like a good idea at the time... |
| Any reason for ASML being particularly shafted? |
| Don't think NK is religious enough for them to matter |
| Volume on this V suggests exit liquidity... |
| Kind of them to allow another short entry, i suggest you take it |
| WSB is a WMD |
| I’m green somehow now lfg |
| I bought puts at 670 you are welcome buls |
| Bingo, straight state sanctioned theivery. If the Federal Reserve was not stealing everyone's option premium here they would literally have went insolvent LOL.\n\nYour financial system is so fragile that a little 5% move down from a fake giga rally ATH is enough to cause liquidity issues. Imagine not full porting metals here. |
| # JUST BOUGHT AN SPXW 0DTE CALL. THANK ME LATER BEARS. |
| Upon first review in minutes of looking, the vix/ovx ratio shows compared to past war/oil vol periods, this move has only just begun. Currently sitting at a .33 with past spikes reaching .75-1. The key tell on all previous spikes and Volatility was a large body candle with a large up wick which seems to accurately mark all the tops. (Oil vol top, equity market bottom) |
| Cope alert 🚨 |
| I thought it was straight of Hormuz, not gay of Hormuz. |
| 🤞🤞🤞 |
| This, on face, seems like a financial disaster waiting to happen. Do Citibank and BoA really think they will make money off of this? Does Redbird (UAE, essentially) think they will get their money back? |
| IV crush can be brutal at times |
| Saudi Arabia & UAE set to attack Iran\n\nFrance & Britian are sending warships\n\nThis skirmish will not last much longer |
| I was happier for the bers than the bers were for themselves…\n\nWhen will you ne’er-do-wells be satisfied? |
| XOMEGALUL |
| Huh? |
| "This is the moment for the American fracker." Who up fracking they wells? |
| Yup. Mongo nvda googl. Wiped out all gain this yr. Ytd lost about 20k. Million account though. Not small account per Reddit |
| I’ll have a huge drop at open with a V later in the day. Daring today aren’t we? |
| You can have nukes so long as you aren’t Muslim and have oil |
| lol this |
| Oh we mooning?!? |
| If meta can be green so can nvidia |
| Sell more. I want bigger discounts. |
| I just bought em lol |
| We are going to recover… until some oil refineries or data centers are hit again and then it’s total chaos |
| Green by close |
| whats her of |
| Why cashflow and bearhunter so quiet today? |
| As the saying goes.. "ya win some, ya lose more" |
| 678 incoming |
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| TQQQ up 3.5% since I bought it this morning 😜 |
| Rip |
| Knew should have held a bit longer but at least I made my losses back for the day and then some |
| Aaaand I’m out 😇 |
| Sell dip buy the run |
| give it an hour...we going green fella's |
| Averaged down from 90 cent 680 0dtes.\n\nJust sold em for a cool $43 profit. |
| #Entering CALLS LETS GOOOO |
| ASTS TO THE FUCKING MOON!!! |
| That title is messed up |
| Idk what’s happening but I like it |
| I have a whole port of infuriating stocks. : ( |
| BX looking chunky. Is Blackstone going to keep going down? LOL\n\n\nSitting at a 4% divi right now at this price. That's better than CDs and longterm Blackstone going bankrupt? Lol |
| Oh wow, go look at that $DXY chart |
| Bulls celebrating -1.4% instead of -1.7% 💀💀💀 |
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| You’re welcome, I sold my calls for this |
| !banbet $spy 700 3d |
| Do I want to believe this pump? Hell yeah\n\nDo I close my SPX puts? OH HELL NAWH |
| !Banbet NVDA 185 1d |
| Ok John loc |
| Spoof it harder. Green EOD |
| We beat inflation FOREVER |
| how much did you lose buying puts at the bottom |
| Starting a regional war is a little different than retracting persona tariff threats. It’s not really up to him at this point |
| Feels like everything is set to crash a certain amount and the things that already did aren't going anywhere, or even up (ASTS, avav).\n\nUh and target and Costco dgaf |
| BTFD on Google whenever it is under $300 |
| I've tried this, but I always get beat up by the homeless people who live around the corner store that sells the lottery tickets. |
| It was nice to do my monthly contribution to my boomer stuff at the lows this morning |
| Luckily sold my puts earlier. Would like for vix to go down now a bit so that it makes sense to reload puts before close. |
| RSI getting low too, $686 coming in a day or two 👀 |
| Genuinely what the fuck |
| You're too focused on immediate monetary value and kiss the point. They know this isn't a great financial move (at least not directly), they're buying more propaganda outlets. They'll get bailed out if need be. |
| 👍 |
| same boat brother. 679 after the initial dip |
| Green eod |
| Grats |
| A5 miyazaki wagyu BMS 12 grade cope and retardation coming outta some of yall |
| good one. why is it in quotes? |
| Yes. What else you wanna hear? You're handsome. You have big pp. Your wife loves you. |
| So dip buyers never lose? |
| Congrats! |
| BND, GLD, VTI, VXUS all down in my portfolio today. But PINS is ripping. Who would have thought PINS would be my safe haven. |
| Kim Jong Un lowkey genius.\n\nMf sitting on real nukes daring someone to test them. |
| Imagine being Iran\n\nFunding Russias War\n\nWhen they need help - Russia is like Susan Collins “worried”\n |
| yeah, I’ll stop immediately |
| we gonna rip up for the rest of the day |
| Bers are demanding for circuit breaker upside 🤣🤣 |
| Where Nvidia 180 gng |
| I’ve doubled my Roth ira in 2 weeks LETS GOOOOO |
| She’s a 10 but her ex is from Florida |
| Trying to figure this out now |
| And yet, the volume is fucking insane. |
| Sold waiting for 10 straight Green Day’s to buy back . Retail has about 1-2% of stock ownership btw |
| naked covered you say? |
| Think gold 18 months ago |
| We are fuckin V'ing \n\nLet's go boyz! |
| Here comes the V, right on schedule |
| Oh wow, look at moneybags over here. |
| Qqq $1 from my massive calls strike 👽 |
| This is it. The last 32 years was just a big bull trap. Starting from March 2026, the next multiple decades will be straight down. Your grandkids will see SPY back in double digits.\n\nBull is fuck. |
| I tell ppl PTON is good and they make fun of me while buying silver. Lesson in that |
| Nah Apple and Netflix pay basically double what you'd make working at WB or Paramount. If you are elite level tech talent you've already left for Netflix. |
| God my 6785 calls would be so fucking green right now, if I hadn’t bought them at open 😭 |
| Nothing ever happens |
| Green at EOD would be so funny |
| They’re DRINKING the OIL! |
| Is that a V I see? |
| Butcoin 🚀 |
| LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO |
| # 🚨 BULL TRAP alert 🚨 |
| So it's going to crash? |
| Is it too much to ask 693 |
| He probably lost about 20% |
| Somebody knew I was quitting the stock market today and had to liquidate my last $1600 |
| Buying META calls on dips is my roman empire. |
| The future of the lean hog market looks grim |
| Betteryou liquidate than having them do it. |
| See you after lunch |
| There is actually no way WHAT |
| So over it... So fucking over it bro. |
| Backed by quasi-friendly nations. What a thing to be beholden to. |
| No shit. 🤣 Look at all the double passport holders in the government. 😬 |
| My pp goes from .5 in to 3 in which is like 600% but 100% likely when we hit SPY 680 today |
| “Everyone freak the fuck out it’s over sell everything” - Warren Buffet |
| Msft too |
| I would be worse than homeless |
| My only rationale, is that the market sales for oil is done in dollars, and those petro-dollars are in demand right now to to try to acquire *any* oil that *anyone* is willing to sell, given how long this strait closure could last.\n\nThat would explain the broad sell-off across asset classes.\n\nAfter that all calms down, I could see precious metals popping back up again, as the other, long-term, 5-6 narratives driving it really haven't gone away at all.\n\nI've got about 100k ready to DCA on my miner stocks once this looks like we've found a bottom. |
| Gotta flush this bitch out for the final push to ATH before we all go broke next year. |
| Dude my strat is play hava nagila on loop all day while trading im up 80% since I started |
| btc green spy still fucking down 1,5% |
| Everyone's banking on the US becoming a de-facto dictatorship. When it does, every company that didn't trip over its own legs to become part of the State Media will cease to exist, or be broken into pieces and handed over to the friends of the Holy God King.\n\nSo it'll make a lot of money because only Paramount will exist. |
| It's a piece of shit stock, agree |
| We’re still fucking rallying what the fuck |
| you think it’s us? retail is buying the dip/ exit liquidity |
| Saw here yesterday people saying 7/7 times the war month was green. Is that true? |
| im hard |
| Even if TACO holds true, I think it's a bit late to expect the oil to start flowing again immediately through the strait at this point |
| Fed governor Williams soothing the markets by sounding like there's an adult in the room\n\nDespite all we've done to him, JPow has not abandoned us |
| Terrible timing |
| WHY IS THE DOW NOT 50K |
| Ugh my cost basis is 24 I need help |
| You lost 98k realised??? |
| Among other 'freudian slips' including going 'oopsie poopsie musky helped with my puter' about the 2024 election. |
| Same |
| Gambler's market. Risk-off. No volume. Closing the app. |
| There are only 3 certainties in life: \n\n1. Death\n\n2. Taxes\n\n3, The complete and utter collapse of VIX |
| A drop from 670 to 660 right now would literally eradicate the western world and causing large scale financial system collapse LMAO |
| Do it |
| U perking up. We are in strange days. |
| UAE is now involved in the war |
| That crushing feeling when you watch the option you sold for a loss shoot up 200% in less than 30 min later |
| USA! USA! Get those communists in Iranistan |
| Fake pump, destroy puts, drill after hours and premarket, pump on command after everyone loads puts, rinse and repeat, hope they rot from the inside out |
| Any good theta gang plays? |
| Yes. It all makes sense!\n\n🤡\n |
| Mine shows this at the top of my Capital One app. What the hell is that supposed to mean? |
| These are mostly SPY? |
| bears.. |
| Any play you make now is just going to make you exit liquidity for the people who knew beforehand |
| LMFAOOOO BERS THOUGHT A THIRD WORLD “COUNTRY” WOULD ACTUALLY TAKE DOWN THE MARKETS 😴 |
| Getting V'd so hard |
| Yes.. where do u think the money for warfare is coming from ? War is never free . By the time this is over , America will be totally broke and in a trillion dollar war deficit while trump fills his own pocket . |
| MSFT is green? yeah right, do they think im an idiot |
| To those of you who bought puts this morning...I salute you! |
| At least we've established that microsoft has well and truly bottomed because if it can be green on a day like today it's definitely not dropping any further |
| Does anyone have any technical analysis on Sofi |
| I don't know if I hold a stock more infuriating than ONDS. |
| Everything is red except for SoFI\n\nUnhinged and unapologetic autism \n |
| Getting strong 2022 vibes! Going to roll my puts out in exp and down in strikes when I reload later today. If/when I play calls they will be ATM and shorter duration. Trying to minimize premium cost. And have a hair trigger on those calls.\n\nGoing all in cash has dropped my blood pressure measurably.\n\nExactly how I did it in 2022.\n\nEdit: Targeting VIX in the low 20s to reload |
| Starting to feel like we’re governed by another smaller country |
| MMs dump at open then retail buys lol how long can this continue |
| Fuck Burry and his Adobe |
| Higher highs baby let’s keep this thing pumping |
| Hello 676. Goodbye 676 |
| Bruh how much net worth do you have? |
| Damn they were really after my baby oil I mean oil stocks this morning. |
| It was but u guess im not allowed to have it since i got downvoted to hell lol!😂 |
| google to 260 then full port |
| What a beautiful buying opportunity today way |
| Ty for your sacrifice |
| Feeling scared! My RH margin call notification is popping up every 15 min! I am broke! I can't deposit any money! Dissolve my positions already! |
| This war could have been an email. |
| Imagine choosing ONDS over RCAT |
| Im sure there’s a Discord for that |
| No it’s joke but I’m sure some are |
| LMFAO NO WAY. IMAGINE IF WE END GREEN LMFAO. |
| A drop from 690 to 600 is only 13% \n\nAnd it would make you all homeless LMAO |
| Can you do it Budd Dwyer style and have someone post it here? |
| They've discovered I've been selling naked ADBE calls |
| So USA owns putin and ordered him to attack Ukraine? |
| What the fuck is wrong with everyone buying today |
| my non-trader friend called me a regard for buying calls... |
| Same but $16 my odds are much higher |
| bear turned bull today. i ain’t gonna lie |
| CRWD is the new gold, act accordingly |
| Fuking shit day. Just sold everything. Need to calm down a bit. Took 98k lost today. Every single trade is the opposite of what its supposed to do. |
| CIRCLE ❤️ |
| too retarded to understand this, so how much are you up today? |
| One neverending mess into another for a century round these parts |
| F, time to find some conspiracy theories. |
| Hey hey 👏👏 ho ho 👏👏 every red dildo is to be bought 👏👏 hey hey 👏👏 ho ho 👏👏 |
| Bears in full panic as we speak. |
| I kinda wanna do my port right now\n\n40% Amazon\n\n40% goog\n\n20% Apple \n |
| We really gonna end green today lmao 🤌🤌🤌 |
| Id bust |
| BEARS ARE SO GAY 😂😂😂😂😂 |
| I also sold my OpenDoor shares to cover an account deficit 🫡 |
| It hit 28 close enough |
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| MSFT being the only thing green in my port |
| Get it through you thick skull, IT ONLY GOES UP |
| I mean not bad since they are expiring EOW |
| SOFI 💪 |
| When the VIX hits 30 that’s when you buy btw |
| Another flat day with extra steps |
| Oh absolutely, its just funny that today people are remembering that haha |
| If this turns out to be a bull trap, am going to the manager |
| Of course Nvidia and Apple gonna be the cunts |
| Next keg up 680 |
| Soon we’re all gonna be able to publish a book called “Making money in a market where SPY is always between 670 and 690” |
| Oh lord, you've been holding that bag for a while. F in chat |
| Short LMAT 🩸🩸🩸 |
| When lunch |
| Empty the prisons in iran if nothing else for pure entertainment. Imagine diddy rolling up to the frontline |
| when was the last time we pumped AFTER open? feels lik months ago |
| Play the actual lottery |
| This market is insane |
| Godspeed regard. I too sold around $6 in December with a $10 cost basis. So glad to be free of those bags despite the loss. |
| Loaded nvdl today |
| Everything going up. Feels like yesterday. And we ended greenish |
| I am regarded, someone please brosplain me: Does this mean OP has to find $297,500 to give to Robinhood? |
| Great now we got the Houthis threatening another Strait (Mandab) if Saudi engages in any way... which they are likely to do to some extent... this whole thing is about to get insanely messy.\n\n |
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| Very clean technical batman signal on Spy |
| My left leg is sticky all the way down to my sock |
| U want believe this but profitability is bearish |
| 7% profit on that recovery, guess I'll sit out the rest of the day |
| I can barely hold my actual shit. Leaked a little today during class. |
| Big ask |
| The market is rational and healthy |
| Pls 🙏 |
| Imagine the gall required to have such a garbage financial system, literally send out messages that the Fed Reserve is having issues with liquidity right now, and then try to force silver/gold down that same day as if the entire thinking population is not full porting the metals to hide from this upcoming banking system collapse. |
| You are 100% right, but remember only us poor people are allowed to make bad investments. Rich people cant lose. |
| SPY “community member” now |
| Inverse me |
| Why tf is ADBE ripping 💀 |
| I appreciate it brother |
| I have not seen the color green outside of my toilet since January |
| I can feel the v coming |
| Bols are so hype in here you know it’s about to drop 5 dollars |
| It kinda makes sense that the market has to be propped up through this. This war is going to be the most unpopular thing. The market is down on the year and flat for the last 5+ months. A negative/further down market that affects rich people money would be a death spiral for this shitty administration |
| U missed it by an hour |
| Was such an obvious bottom idk why I only bought 1 call 🤡 |
| I’m impressed that you are so passionate about something. Unfortunately it’s dicks, but it moves me to see you love something so much. |
| In Japanese, "mu" means "nothing", which is the price this is going to. |
| Fu |
| I need to turn $15 into $100k by market close tomorrow. How do I do? |
| Volatility junkies been rocking a hard-on since opening bell\n\nThis is THE gambler's market |
| NO BUT I AM AN EXPERT IN BUTT SEX |
| Dude way too late lol come on. Last couple weeks was the time to open some longs on crude futures not xom |
| IV crush |
| I use an EMA plot not sure which is the 200 but my levels are 586 and 545. |
| Nvda gonna rip faces the next 3 weeks |
| my bullish balls are tickling right now. Feeling green. let’s go |
| I don't k now who needs to hear this but you don't chase puts with VIX at 30 |
| I fixed it. The originator misspelled Pedophiles wrong three times.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/nqmz4g6ovumg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3d33685f94e94c24a31e0e78e275206e7342736 |
| Bye the dip. |
| Yeah, buyers. |
| Damn depending on timing that was a great decision. I sold half and bought MSTR calls, but I should’ve sold all and sat on cash tbh |
| You are now a moderator of r/pumping |
| You really think oil prices will remain high until May? |
| Things over there must be calming down and resolving themselves /s |
| You should have bought the ex-US dip you regards |
| Imagine being this fucking retarded and drinking this much koolaid LMAO |
| SLV and GLD can you please wait I need to buy, markets closed here 😢 |
| MU PLEASE 🥺 |
| If this can end at 681+....ill touch myself. Emphatically. |
| Fuck my shit UP. What I get for trying to trade when I’m too busy lol |
| Sold Opendoor Technologies 4.57 (Cost basis 8.76)\n\nTook losses 🍻 💰 🪦 \n |
| There's retards on here ... then there's you. |
| Makes me suspect the calls I bought at 672 are still worth less then what I got them for |
| Bears got greedy |
| This is the greatest market for trading in my 43yrs of trading. Never have there been such insane swings for years now, ever since COVID basically |
| Yes they do |
| Made a quick 400 on calls and now im done cuz dumb pdt |
| Made good money on puts, but got out of my calls after that first bump when it started dipping again. Fuck if only I knew lol |
| Most obvious bull trap in a while |
| Breaktime looking over, belt going back to ass |
| Yay made about 60 bucks scalping 0DTe but I used my last day trade. This isn’t fair! They need to hurry and rid of that rule. |
| This. Is. Why. You. Cannot. Hold. Shit. In. This. Market. \n\nLmao |
| That just means you still live in reality. |
| US remembered they could just rig the market. GG bears. |
| Or Call me, also works. ) Me as in Blondi, not myself). |
| Well, that’s one way to do it. |
| Bitcoin climbing and yet data center/miners are still getting crushed lmao good shit |
| Back to 695 lmao |
| If this shit ends flat like yesterday i'm gonna kys |
| Son im criing 😭 |
| More leverage with midcaps at the moment, since they have lower PE's |
| Bers sweathing rn |
| Once in my trading life I'd like to see 100 0dte calls hit strike.. is it today? 🥲 |
| Yes, I’m aware of that. Is there anything else because of the war start over the weekend and yesterday, it was green. |
| Cheers to PLUG! Dicking all over the market today |
| My TP is broken could someone please just lmk exactly where the 200d sma for qqq is at this moment. Please? |
| DONT WORRY CANADA, WE’LL LIBERATE YALL NEXT! DONT WORRY, YOURE GONNA WIN SOME MORE! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 |
| I’m not sure that would cover their debt servicing costs and existing year on year losses. |
| It was a sarcastic suggestion of what will the government say to bail them out tism anon my beloved |
| Yeah seems like our posts were right at the beginning of the V lol |
| All I'm buying is MNST atm |
| u/sck178 bought puts? ... Pump it |
| It’s becoming clear that there are greater forces that are preventing sustained selling pressure. It makes sense since this administration’s only selling point is the stock market’s performance lmao |
| Annnd Hormuz was priced in, we good on 670 support |
| I've been getting pissed cause I do the right play but close out at the wrong time. I would have made so much money already this year if I wasn't a pussy. |
| man the worst thing is waiting with cash not buying calls then finally deciding to buy, then spy drops -2% the next day and then recovers +2% so now ure even instead of just being up, so you double down and then they drop -2% again lol.. |
| Kept shorting QQQ around 598.1, what a deal. |
| Can’t believe I sold my puts at the bottom and bought calls. Is this real life |
| SOLD MSFT RIGHT BEFORE IT V’d I BELONG HERE ⛳️ |
| $680 0DTE Calls more than doubled on that pump. Thx Mr Market |
| Shrek |
| Is that the only thing? |
| why do we need the Hormuz? just use AI lmao. |
| Dip buyers will be rewarded. Just not sure when. Some companies have been beaten so hard they are an incredible value |
| Can international ETFs resume the pumping |
| sure.. |
| only a bull would write this |
| I’m supposed to believe in a market crash while BTC rises gtfo u pussies |
| lmao holy shit Rubio just said we attacked Iran because we had intel that they were going to be attacked and would retaliate. I don't even think he's giving us bullshit. all Bibi has to do is threaten nukes and we'll leap to go do his bidding like his trained attack dog. jesus piss-chugging christ |
| Some of you have been waiting for this pullback for a while but you will chicken out and talk yourselves out of doing what you wanted to do all along |
| Bro don’t tell me you’re not holding Flux Capacitors Inc. smh |
| Dude what news are you watching. USA is fucking destroyed, internally and in the middle east. Because of false flag attacks in Saudi and Qatar, they are losing the middle east allies. Iran is depleting the USA Anti air defense so bad that they are planning on moving their Air Defense systems from Asia to the middle east. Its a complete shit show and they are panicking. |
| GREEN EOD🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| MSFT is actually green |
| SPY 700 .. we are so back |
| If we end on green I will shit my pants |
| Too late buddy |
| amazing 6 dollar pump lmfao |
| Everyone said calls no one listened |
| If you’re not buying CRWD right now idk what you’re doing. At least buy shares in your grown up account |
| So they shouldn’t have been given the loan? |
| Are we gonna fill the gap? Can we see 688 today |
| Stock market always goes up or somethign |
| fuck yeah baby bought the MDB dip and flipped a quick 9% |
| Thats what they should do, but when you take into account the fact that all of that is mostly rich pedophile money... yea not gunna happen. |
| They r cooked tho |
| fight little spy fighttt |
| today was just pricing in the hormuz strait closing since yesterday the US was still claiming that they had control over it. only goes up from here |
| And a good chunk of their collateralized debt is secured by those same rapidly-depreciating Hopper GPUs. Compute rental rates and resale value on them keep plummeting every time Nvidia drops a new chip.\n\nI don't see *any* scenario where this company doesn't eventually blow up, and all of their lenders end up eating shit. |
| Why i am still down 5% |
| Yes so war is bad but I think Blue Owl capital might actually be fuk this time |
| Wow great day for me. Rode puts all the way down and bought 673 calls literally right before it took off. Which I had gone deeper now tho |
| 😘😘😘😘 |
| Damn ass tits strong |
| last year was big bounce back mid april, i wouldnt be surprised if we see something similar again this year |
| "Iran talks going well" |
| I guess it is possible for VXUS to go down while Trump is in office. |
| this. during the [dot.com](http://dot.com) bust i was bartending and this guy came in margined to his tits, and was went on and on how fkd he was. the older guy next to him said, "you have money to cover it right?" The look on both those guys faces was priceless. |
| 700 eod |
| SPY down:\n- 1.6% on the day\n- 1.28% on the week\n- 1.86% on the month\n- 1.5% YTD\n- 0.75% the last quarter \n\nBulls: those bears are so cooked |
| I bet on oil and I'm still a loser |
| Lol wut? I didn't say it's not down, I just don't think it's going that low again before close |
| Rigged index V missed my port |
| Going to tinker around with some ratios on OVX / VIX to see if I can find some early signals or patterns in passed war events. |
| Getting gaped in Robinhood jail |
| Did Walter Bloomberg tweet that the war was over? |
| All right bols, this is your chance. Break 676 or it becomes the new ceiling, and we are certainly not staying here if that is the case. |
| Soo.. why did gold spike then crumble? |
| Oops.... |
| Wtf happen |
| The V of Vs upcoming |
| COVID will be over by easter, trust me |
| This rally is so fucking regarded the one yesterday was fucking stupid too |
| wtf is happening |
| Ok if it ends green I’m a need SEC to do their fucking jobs |
| BREAKING: Marines used Bing to search the straits of Hormutz |
| 🦅🇺🇸LOOK OUT PATRIOTS 🇺🇸🦅\n\n🦅HERE COMES THE V 🦅 |
| Iran has 92 million consumers. It's all just economic units. |
| Microsoft looking very Macrohard right now |
| WTI saving my life right now |
| I am feeling bullish as fuck right now |
| Insane dip buying again. So predictable |
| Kept shorting QQQ at 597.8, thank you! |
| There’s like 2.5 trillion in the crypto market? Can they just liquidate that, delete it from the internet, and put that in SPY? |
| Bull trap guys |
| Sure they do - they waited for the NASDAQ/DOW to peak before manipulating the market and driving prices down by starting a needless war. I'm sure everyone in the Whitehouse sold before the order was made, and will buy back when they bottom out. They're willing to destroy the world to make a "killing" in profits. |
| Imm holding a lot of 600qqq calls... bought for low price of 30 pennies each 😅 |
| the theme music on the cramer investment club commercial is hilarious, sounds straight out of a 90s espn montage |
| Imagine we go all the way to green like this |
| are you telling me there's a chance??? |
| Was holding TSLA puts overnight, swapped to TSLA calls waaaay too early and was actually down for the day. This random ass recovery is saving me at the moment.... |
| I now own 30,000.shares.of Nintendo |
| Can we tariff China into bombing Iran? |
| Fuck yeah. Almost even on my calls |
| Straight pumping |
| 700c 3/20 how regarded am i |
| if you missed out on that 10am dip on silver/gold you lost generational wealth lmao |
| Here i am thinking theta time. Shits mooning |
| $PATH has held well these couple of days and it's now going slightly green. With earnings next week, it makes me think someone knows it will have good results/guidance and is buying every dip |
| ANF and AEO? |
| Pro tip: If RH gives you a quick fill on your options then it means you're about to lose all your shit |
| behind wendy’s, come by 11. My shift ends then |
| Thank god my previous losses for the past 6 months trained me not to paper hand. *my port will drop a further 4% in 24hrs* |
| America out here dismantling a country in a fuckin weekend LMAO\n\nThe rest of the world hates us until they need us to save them LMAO |
| Oil is and always has been a difficult game. It's barely rational at the best of times |
| If you have puts, just get out now |
| Think of how much bigger a ballroom we could have built for the cost of this war. |
| Bers tried |
| Missed my alarm today woke up right at the bottom… I owe my life to some higher power |
| They must've reopened the Hormuz |
| Moving into the "we're back > we're so back" phase of the cycle now |
| The soul of america |
| Cvx let go green! |
| Got in at $1.00. Thanks regard |
| Cope? Spy is down 1.6% and you think im coping? Every accusation is a confession. |
| Damn SPY playin’ the hits |
| Ok got about 6k in covered calls for May to act as a buffer in case we go further down\n\nHopefully we rip going forward and I cap profits on everything instead but rather be safe at this point |
| Keep dreaming ber |
| Can't revenge trade and my girl will get pissed if I revenge drink. Man fuck this day. |
| Huh. \n\nI thought red every day was just the new normal until orange magoo leaves |
| The the war going on, I would recommend viewing OVX as well as the VIX. OVX is moving strictly on M.E. tensions and lacks noise from day to day event risk like econ data, etc. |
| Calls at open was not the move. Switching to puts at the bottom was also not the move.🥲 |
| Is the bottom in, out, or nut? |
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| It’s the opposite for me I missed my alarm and woke up right at the bottom |
| Bot |
| Dollar surge |
| BWahahahahahah yeah right... |
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| Or you could x2 your money by buying 2 of the right direction calls. No time for your pansy penny picking |
| Big Beautiful Ballroom. Definitely on time and on budget. You need *more* info. |
| Don’t V please just stay down |
| MSFT very patriotic 🇺🇸🦅 |
| Break the opening range high and a lot of shorts are going to get stopped |
| Crazy how MSFT has been falling for weeks, even on green days, but suddenly now shows this insane regard strength |
| bear starts buying calls right about....now\n\ninverse dum ber |
| Bought some calls a bit ago, I'm retarded bull now. How do you guys always slur it out, "Durr, letsth Veeee!" |
| Wheres the guy that dropped 400k on MU with margin |
| Fucking giga corn dildos |
| Copee |
| Shit, I sold my NOW calls too soon. Hopefully ZETA pops off next and I can sell those too soon too 🫠 |
| HARMUZ REMINDS ME OF THE SCENE FROM JARHEAD WITH THE IRAQI OIL FIELDS ON FIRE. \n\nOIL $120 |
| V let’s go |
| Imagine Nvidia goes green |
| Chile is green. We're saved. |
| Please 🥭 don't say anything retarded in 20 minutes 🙏 |
| Prior support is now the new ceiling |
| SPY rallying $5 straight up in 15 minutes\n\n\nCriminal |
| Anyone know what happened to metals? They got absolutely wrecked. Thank fuck I was out lol. |
| Ayotallah Khamenie's last message was "Do not stop buying calls" |
| Feels good. Hoping for a slightly lower entry, these things whipsaw |
| Asts is the goat |
| Fed bagholders and PPT using so much of the systems liquidity to prop up this dogshit scam market that captial one is giving error messages like\n\n"Something went wrong. The Fed Reserve is experienceing issues with certain transactions. We're closely monitoring the situation."\n\nSpy 700 today for sure!\n\nLiterally the fakest pump the world ever saw LOL |
| Gonna be classic\n\nWar -2%\n\nCeasefire +1%\n\nWar over +1%\n\nWar super duper over with the greatest peace deal in history, thank you for your attention to this matter +1% |
| When you time the V near-perfectly, just to wake up to hear the fryer beep go off. |
| yeah i realized im retarded, i took 3% profit and fucked off for good this time |
| Holy mother of god MOBX |
| what happened |
| pure retardation |
| LOL WRONG |
| how they doing now big boss |
| The market IS rational it just fucking hates me |
| Now that was a V. |
| Why are we rallying\n\nI swear to God we always rally for no reason |
| DO NOT CUT MY HOTDOG |
| Held hostage in this price range. Gonna break out and up or get dragged back down to the depths of 670 and below. |
| Crypto should be the first sign that we switching to bolish once this shit is behind us.\n\n-Retard |
| for 5 minutes probably lol\n\nedit: damn its goign good |
| I've seen enough. Green by close and tomorrow ATHs. |
| Did google drop due to Gemini being slow as fuck today? |
| Believe it or not calls |
| I love when the hillbillies try to write directly to 🥭 on their Facebook 🤣 |
| My calls are looking nice again |
| Just waiting for ICE-FIGHT to sell his goog calls so we can rocket up |
| This shit can't be real. |
| You knew it was coming ya bish |
| They say sir... this V is beautiful sir... |
| Same shit as yesterday just a little more dramatic |
| imo wait a couple days\n\notherwise get a more OTM strike, don't full port basically |
| So buy Netflix stock? |
| Russia delivered energy even during the conflict, they are far more trustworthy than the US.\n\n\nIt was America that caused the conflict through the 2014 maidan coup, there is plenty of evidence and motives.\n\n\nImagine if Mexico was regime changed, would state China military exercises and wanted nukes. That is Ukraine for you. |
| It tired and has a long way to climb still |
| Saudi's going to pump it to the red sea, we all good |
| >might indicate the market is in oversold terrority ( peak fear).\n\nIndicates that people think the market is going to tank because Donny is fucking something up again, and the only way we get a quick recovery is if he immediately stops the war he started and gets on good terms with Iran. |
| Stop loss hunting should be illegal. |
| Thats right spy get it out of your system youll be under 670 again by eod 🙂 |
| The bulls erased the post open dip of 1% and now just have to erase the entire 1.5% pre open dip.\n\nDefinitely not a bull trap, no way. |
| Unh red to green/flat by close |
| Lol 3/11 686C finally in my budget |
| Btc above 68k |
| Generational V incoming |
| At least selling CCs has made me some pennies 😭😭😭 |
| Gay ass market 😐 |
| Captial One has a error message that the Federal Reserve is experiencing issues with certain transactions, my mom said western union wouldnt let her send money to her mom yesterday, gas shot up like 60 cents in a few hours yesterday and you guys arent buying bank sector puts for the upcoming bank run/collapse???\n\nNGMI |
| Starting to think these guys don’t know what they’re doing |
| Buying calls and puts should really have a IQ test before purchase, I would’ve saved so much money by now |
| I bought SNDICK calls! |
| Big companies don't trust Chyna. |
| Green by close |
| What was tweeted |
| 🍆🦅 |
| why red???????? why.... |
| Pete Hegseth is tanking market faster than a 40 oz. |
| My brother. |
| as a calls/puts noob, could you explain this like im 5? or maybe 15? |
| Current resume: Tour Guide in Tehran 2025-2026\nWendy’s 2026 ~ |
| Double down but extend the expiration to 3/6 or 3/13 |
| 🫴🔥 |
| Why V stopped |
| The thing they are producing and transporting is more valuable today and in the immediate future because their competitors are getting bombed.\n\nAnd it’s not just the Canadians, it’s the Brazilians too. \n\nMy vibes are off today. This is nonsense |
| I've moved about 90% of my portfolio to insider trading prediction markets .. |
| ive been trading since 630 PST |
| Very bullish for Microsoft the rest of the week |
| I am the strait of Hormutz and I am WIDE OPEN.\n\nBUY |
| I’m convinced all the bulls saying we going up this week were just bots trying to make yall exit liquidity. Luckily I got puts and sold for 75% at the open |
| Ok how do you go back to yesterday and buy |
| MSFT was oversold but also lmao |
| Oh my calls will love this |
| Holy freedom dongs |
| anddd it's over |
| Not a crypto bro, but I swear playing these IBIT calls and puts intraday has been wild lol. You either crush it or get liquidated on half a 15 min candle. |
| Does the midterms have a meaningful chance of the Senate flipping? Without both houses, nothing is getting done. |
| Msft is green, very funny 🤣 |
| Let’s go green |
| One of the manipulators said rate cuts are possible |
| nothing |
| Leave before u regret it |
| What did you predict? |
| MSFT bouncing to the $415-$420 level this week |
| How the fuck did you get my photo. |
| lmao you say this shit every day and every day you are so wrong 😂😂😂 |
| Cracking up at MSFT of *all* stocks managing to creep into green |
| From deep red to touching green. \n\nThe portfolio rises from the ashes |
| yes, has started last week |
| Ok I was right! |
| algos |
| Working with a guy that does this regularly - finished rehabs are a premium product compared with the white-wash landlord specials. Chicago. Only desirable neighborhoods where the renter pool self-selects for successful people. Rent projections he's getting on other buildings seems astronomical, but people line up willing to pay. Self-managed as the ideal setup involves an owner's unit. |
| Oh dang we were right? |
| Hey US Navy, you might wanna deal with Hormuz bc global markets and such. \n\nWas an obvious move but better late than never, right?\n\nThx. |
| OIL $120 HERE WE COME.\n\nHARMUZ SHUT INDEFINITELY. PIPELINES UNDER ATTACK. OIL IS SHUT DOWN. |
| https://preview.redd.it/awb17e34uumg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03b7d281154396f832f4da6d7431ae4039a79539\n\nIt’s that easy fr |
| Soooo what changed that it's suddenly recovering? |
| It went up $4 on qqq... then keep volume low 😂 |
| Weekly puts yesterday on EVERYTHING was the move |
| Drops like 4-5 days but with all of us regard, more like 1-2 days and then buy the dip |
| You belong here |
| Today is fake dump. \n\n \nSee I can do that too. |
| My elite day trading is the only thing keeping my long dated portfolio intact |
| Is it still available? Will you take SPY 690c? |
| Unironically, rotation into beaten down software finally? |
| the hero we need |
| Do I double down on these puts or cut my losses and move on hmmmm |
| \-50k |
| Closed my puts i held from overnight 20 minutes before market open thanks to futures. 12,000$ overnight 🫡 might take a scalp day trade or just sit rest of day out if nothing jumps at me. |
| Just made money in prediction market for the first time |
| nah, tech oversold af\n\nsemis might die yes |
| When the midterms come around 🥭 will be bragging that the dow is above 40k |
| I know half of you haven’t brushed your teeth, let alone flossed in at least 3 days. \n\nPuts on dental hygiene |
| When can we start pricing in looting all of Iran and building hotels and shit? |
| Both low float |
| yesterday was just fake pump |
| Robyn Kush sounds like a good stripper name |
| I can’t catch a break today, wtf |
| Make VG go parabolic 💵! |
| Damn I searched the svix ticker on Google before buying on the fidelity app but the Google ticker is 15 minutes behind so I missed the good deal |
| Must be new. Your paying huge premiums |
| We gonna eat ghey bers today |
| How regarded is this play? MU 385c 3/20 |
| Gassy, even |
| Alright bers, move along back to your caves, nothing to see here |
| check my latest update, see you today actually |
| Look at that BTC V holy shit\n\nMSFT just went green as well\n\nBer are fuk |
| why would you do that to yourself? at least cut some calls |
| On the bright side, I could finally afford a non 0DTE 685 call |
| Bulls were awfully loud yesterday |
| It never does sadly |
| VIX PUTS FREE MONEY |
| these +1% candles feel like nothing because the market is doing these candles every fking hour lol |
| Yea, I know. |
| Bulls just woke up after partying all night LETS GO |
| And he makes those |
| but ASTS is up? what loss porn |
| The drop may last 4 or 5 weeks. |
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| Cmon. Give me 677+ |
| SPY CLOSING AT 679 |
| !Banbet SPY 688 2D |
| ez bull put spreads but u regards only know puts and calls |
| Is V in the room with us? |
| Im buying more puts |
| Guess you just had to wait like 24 hours. |
| does it matter? |
| You could simply buy RKLB calls at 10:30 and by now you would retire. Instead, you ... |
| Pump it to push the put holders out and then dump it again |
| Qqq pumped $4 and it's so quiet in here 😛 |
| CRIMOSOFT because of the crimes it committed in my port |
| V are back |
| This V is going nowhere there’s no volume |
| Man you bols are insufferable... the first green candle and you're off. If you had GFs they would be soooo upset with how premature you can be\n\n |
| Lower highs |
| lol yes I am! Holding for 2 years min and buying every dip! |
| Like I said |
| Sofi carrying my memefolio today |
| You smell a V? |
| Ok it must be planning on ending flat just for lulz\n\nI love this market. |
| No my puts!\n\n\n\nJk it’s calls |
| If you zoom out you can see how we are barely down. So on the bright side we still have 5-10% to go. |
| I'll coom if we end green |
| just a little bounce or we get any relief news? |
| Huh. Whoda thunk |
| i actually timed it correctly. wow. |
| I have CRWD calls and shares. Any thoughts on tonight's earnings? |
| The worst part is he made this as justification for his ego for not being right about holding over the weekend. guy he sold to is the real winner lol |
| MSFT green again is so funny |
| 😉 |
| CRCL leaps carrying my whole port this year. |
| https://preview.redd.it/zo20dzzptumg1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e1960ab17981dbe78b96b19fdf03ddfc70e7e10 |
| I heard we close at 675 today\n\n765 tomorrow |
| Deepseek 4 is coming this week, it will include image generation and video generation. Of course with 1/5th the price of the current new-gen models.\n\nDeepseek 3 is already challenging the current models\n\nEntire tech market will evaporate this week. |
| D |
| Go on spy, make it the biggest ber trap of all time for the jokes. |
| Continue to short QQQ at 597.5; oh yes! |
| Nvidia lmao |
| Apple gonna hold spy down |
| 🥭 always TACO.. by Friday ez. Load up calls for Monday if u buy up side |
| STRAIT OF HARMUZ GETTING SHELLED. |
| Amazing |
| V please! |
| Fake dump at open and V to green everyday until war over |
| Ber, accept your inevitable fate. We are going to ATHs and far beyond asap. |
| You not familiar with what happens when the system is forced to deleverage? \n\nEverything goes down because there are usually 100x more dollars in the system than actually exist, all rehypothecated and used over and over and over as collateral for other derivatives in a big chain. When sells are forced and liquidity drys up and people still need to sell to cover obligations, everything goes down not because something is forcing it down but because it cannot be pumped up so ridiculously anymore.\n\n |
| This just in, Iran said Thank You. All is forgiven. |
| https://preview.redd.it/kozbtcbgtumg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59f38c4ababc33e853cb7bf069cdbc36bdbe1386\n\nwho the fuck am i kidding, i bought into 111 SPY 675C exp 3/20/26 @ 12.70 each average price |
| Told ya about MSFT get on the rocket still room |
| Any news? |
| Fake dump incoming |
| She says I don’t spoil her with enough luxury so I’m flying her on Emirates Air to Jumeirah, Dubai for 5 nights to change that 🥰 |
| #DO YOU FEEL IT NOW Mr. KRABS? |
| wdym? it didnt ge below and we are bouncing |
| feels like aug 2024 crash, loading up korea, semis, lasers |
| Stairs down elevator up LMAO |
| Israel bombs compound of group that chooses new supreme leader.\n\nIsraeli is trying to obliterate 🥭's off ramp. He can't taco easily at this point |
| 15 minutes to erase the entirety of today's intraday drop lol |
| CNBC guy: "Conflict is inflationary." Kiss those rate cut hopes good-bye. |
| Bols bringing piss 💦to a shit 💩 fight! |
| Are we fuckin ending flat? Lmfao |
| buying a 605c for fun, this is all an overblown knee-jerk reaction anyways |
| Nvda big man energy |
| Spy trying a Steph Curry logo 3 |
| bear ded |
| Bers 😂 |
| https://www.reuters.com/business/feds-williams-says-rate-cuts-still-possible-does-not-address-iran-war-2026-03-03/\n\nPrinter go Brrrrr |
| you should throw all of your money on NVDL and THEN close your brokerage and fuck off for like 6 months |
| BREAKING NEWS : PEOPLE BUY THE DIP |
| Hold on spyyyy! Wait for me hoe |
| I’d name my daughter Robyn. It’s a cute name. |
| Upvote for 685 close downvote for 665 |
| Never have been lol |
| Obviously there's a lender involved... That's just the initial cost down for construction loan and soft costs until project completion and converted to a traditional mortgage |
| Hello everyone is this the Gambling Anonymous support chat? |
| Post the loss porn you cowards |
| This is the real story. Not only did Netflix drive up the deal but they got a giant fucking envelope of million dollar bills to do it. |
| Lol BTC just went positive |
| Im so done I sold NVIDIA at 176 and it just jumped to 179 |
| Continue to short QQQ around 597.2, what a deal. |
| Glorious can we ask the market gods for some green |
| 7 feet |
| omfg yes\n\ni still dont know why NVDA has stake in CoreWeave...\n\ncoreweave is stuck with hoppers, and cant swap cheaply or quickly while NVDA just keeps pumping out new chips at LUDICROUS speed |
| lol at the heat map...rekt |
| Microsoft our lord and saviour |
| NVDA sounds like an STD name |
| Some of you have never bombed the Middle East before and it shows |
| Green by close and tomorrow continue dumping. I just saw the same plot yesterday |
| lol fake. you get the pump you were looking for and you still need to cope |
| But vibes cannot be quantified /s |
| Tech is sort of collapsing. I know a bunch of guys making 65-85. I got in at the right time a few years ago and I'm hanging on for dear life at $125k. |
| Its never not funny |
| Are you retarded? If you can’t see a major breakdown in markets on the horizon I feel sorry for you |
| Yall get reliefs? Dax was down 4% |
| Careful, volume is light on this V |
| this is hardly a dip at all. looking for another 20% ahah |
| Fakest shit of all time |
| uh-ốo , 😂 |
| aw man your puts are getting dumped on :/ |
| As a bear it’s hard to- ooooh- to talk today withou-aaaaaah- without having multiple orgasms uuuuh |
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| V? |
| Damn timed that bounce pretty well. This isn’t going to end well. |
| Ok 😞 back to losing money |
| Smart man |
| This 90-minute recession was scary |
| 700 by noon. |
| ASTS is a safe haven |
| 🤷♂️😭 |
| I dont even know what to think anymore after today's market action. I think tarrif stuff and outlook will be bad for the next quarter so I still have puts.\n\nAlways a gamble and NFA but I feel pretty good about puts here. |
| How do I reload previous save |
| WH says Barron too tall to go into military ... David Robinson left the NBA to join the Navy, He is & feet tall.\n\n |
| The only thing I can see is that the Fed's Schmid is speaking and he seems to be saying good things. My smooth brain can't make sense of it. |
| The Pakistan short I chose VEON is illiquid as fuck |
| Signals of rate cuts |
| Why does the Ellison spawn and Thiel have the same sweaty look? |
| West coast woke up and started buying, nice 💪 |
| Episode of " Bears in shambles" will now commence |
| Semiconductors on a discount of the century LMAO |
| But we had to strike Iran. They are dangerous religious fundamentalists. |
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| EVERYBODY GET IN WE'RE RECOVERING GO GO GO GO |
| market priced in nukes, back to ATH we go |
| Prob just relief after getting slammed over -2% |
| Ya it’s called filling the gaps brother |
| Shorted more QQQ at 596.5 and 596.6; quickly rebuilding my hedgies. |
| You already have a bet going - NVDA to 145.0 before 07-Mar-2026 12:51 AM -05 |
| What looks and smells like a fake sell-off usually ends with a strong V-shaped rebound. |
| As did I! And I posted it too |
| Let me guess green by close somehow |
| Thank you for the insight. |
| Absolutely disgusting |
| !banbet |
| EWY 200 by April |
| AI has been far worse from what others said. I don't have Netflix right now. What everyone likes and enjoys is different. \n\nLike, for me, I have ADHD so my watching without dubs is.... severly limited as I have to really lock in to keep up. Already locked in all day at work so just can't always do that at home |
| Don't worry my HAL calls are calm lol |
| Its too late |
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| lol bers 😂 |
| Need this to V HARD. I’m still hurting off theta |
| !banbet NVDA 185 3d |
| I never said I had puts on SPY. Take a look at TGT. Lol |
| Bols aren't daytraders. |
| Wallstsavant on insta |
| Any news dropped for this pump? |
| Bols hurry up its gonna V!!!😂 |
| Somehow lost so much IV on that V it barely bought me to breakeven |
| aight who bought puts at SPY 670 lmfao |
| Nah it will end green |
| 🅱️itch @$$ bers got shook out, let’s pump this boys |
| HERE COMES THE V FROM WAY DOWNTOWN |
| Someone here just brought puts I see |
| Today’s a win |
| why stop at a 300K asset? get 5 100K multi unit buildings and 10X that shit |
| Make love not war 🏳️🌈 |
| TSLA back to 400 by close I bet |
| Yup, and carrier companies like NVDA and MSFT have chained themselves to timebombs like OpenAI and CoreWeave. We've been setting the table for a *serious* potential fuckup. |
| Whack ass V |
| https://preview.redd.it/mf0ujj13tumg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a77cca7b6f2fa7a48439d5edd541db7b744dffd |
| 🫡 |
| Feeling v-tarded in here |
| Look what they’ve taken from us 😞 |
| GE postionings? i have extra gp id like to do sumn with |
| you're retarded |
| If they were 0dtes sure\n\nBut they are 1-3DTEs 😎\n\nGotta lean into the IV not be crushed by it |
| PDFs are buying again. |
| holy shrek |
| Thank's Fed Schmid. |
| 🌽 Green |
| That was the bottom it’s not going lower |
| what the hell sure, why not |
| ASTS be carrying my portfolio like a champ. |
| Wow who could have expected this… |
| Caught the bottom on SOXL. Feels good ghey bers lmao. |
| Don't even think it's possible, since it's not ultra short. |
| Buy 0dte calls |
| Exactly my point. They are bookmakers with dynamic odds and not exchanges or brokers with fair spot prices. |
| And here commeth… |
| Hey oil calm down |
| That's the pop I was talking out.\n\nShorted QQQ again at 596, hooray!!! |
| Dead calls waking up like a phoenix in the night |
| If you think trading war is fun, just wait till we get Lehman 2.0 in the private credit space. As a bear I would much rather short stocks on widespread fraud and ponzi than losing american soldiers and Infra for the 🧃 |
| VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV |
| If this is the current wick, I caught the top |
| Flying V! Quack quack |
| Somehow the entire military and Executive branch got taken over by people with identical beliefs to the crazy uncle who loved Rush Limbaugh no one wanted to talk to in the 90s. |
| How did you know? Wtf |
| You can’t get margin called if you don’t have service to begin with. |
| Market doesn't like war |
| Mighty V to the moon |
| when ber |
| small v to give bols hopium |
| Today is more of a 40 billion type day tbh. |
| Flair checks out |
| A regional problem with now no end in sight with the possibility of sending troops. Nobody in the administration seems to have any plan besides the powder keg being tripped off to start this. Currently you cannot get insurance for vessels to go through Hormuz. |
| 12 minutes to erase most of the intraday drop and already approaching session open\n\nAnd all the bulls wail and cry and whine about markets being down even though it's always an insane furious rip straight back up |
| Oh now you’re fucked gey ber |
| SOXL |
| Sorry that was my 5 day underwear... |
| How insane would it be to end green? |
| may be that they are already producing at (transport) capacity - or quite possibly the vibes where off today |
| AAAAAAWWWWWWWW DAMAGE CONTROL TEAM started buying |
| Too bad we didn't stop the school voucher bullshit when it first started. Most of the teachers in those schools don't have an education and they can teach whatever the hell they want |
| Just sat on my balls but tried to play it cool next to my female coworker |
| CMA CGM have suspended bookings for ports in Bahrain, Kuqait, Qatar and some of UAE, Saudi, Iraq - until further notice. |
| Why? War never pulled us down before when "for long" |
| What's the best stocks to buy during wars besides oil? |
| NVDA with that regard strength |
| You already have a bet going - SPY to 690.0 before 06-Mar-2026 09:55 AM -05 |
| leave my Hilti tools alone |
| !banbet |
| For once I’m in calls for the V…which means we’re going right back down |
| V IS HERE, GET IN BEFORE ITS TOO LATE, ALL IN CALLS |
| Let’s go just fucking broke even now keep pushing |
| Oil up for a prolonged period of time = inflation = higher interest rates = less investment in speculative companies that specialize in creating pictures of your dog as an astronaut..\n\nBut Trump’s guy will be in soon so maybe zero rates? Who knows |
| Generational 0dte put buying opportunity! |
| ROPE |
| Don't mean to alarm anyone, but it seems red today |
| you dont want this answer but imma tell you the real play, which is to do nothing right now and let this simmer. especially if you're trying to gamble lots of money. patience is ironically needed to wait for the best play and who knows where the market goes from here. |
| Preemptive defense |
| V INCOMING |
| Green EOD |
| We are in the "it's so over > we're back" phase of the cycle |
| No |
| How many of you regards bought calls? |
| Im not even putting up a fight, just put it square to my forehead. |
| I’d like to give myself and all those who held calls a pat on the back! |
| holy green candle |
| qqq 600 in no time |
| You have reached the end, this is why |
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| Aight if we doing that fake nonsense Imma just go ahead and clear everything out, buy a fute and go play yugioh duel links. Not gunna waste time watching this performance. Might swing back EOD |
| This is not a taco trade. Iran is in control, because this is now a religious war for them. |
| !banbet XLE +10% 13d |
| What should I buy??? |
| how about now? |
| P U M P |
| The regards have been fooled again now the real 'Muricans ride off tendies galore |
| Ytf bomb Iran. Why not Liechtenstein? Fuck Liechtenstein. |
| Got bear trapped because of work meeting 👹👹👹 |
| VVVVVVVV 🥰 |
| Want to see something interesting? Look at the VIX on a 5 year chart. The wicks were incredible back in 2022. Those are signs of money |
| sold my puts here... considered calls, premiums too high. I guess it's the sidelines for me for a while. |
| Absolutely not |
| Rotation into MSFT, everyone quickly! |