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| Can’t believe they reversed that goal. NUMBA ONE BULLSHIT |
| Disappointing Norway team. make use of your fucking goal scoring machine, Haland. He barely has had 7 touches whole.game |
| Why aren’t the Americans supporting England for world cup? I mean they’re basically…. You… |
| isn't most of the debt to themselves? we gonna rise the rates.. to ourselves.. doesn't have quiet the same impact. |
| So what workload can you do only on space or better in space? \n\nWith extreme costs to get it running, without maintenance, radiation, difficult cooling? Again, for what? Your talking bullshit.\n\nNew workloads in the space economy, you mean selling Grok tokens to aliens? Wtf. |
| WEEKEND OIL SHREK DILDO CANDLE |
| One of us |
| It's what plants crave! |
| She was evil, girl. |
| Yeah talks continuing |
| Got banned from r/soccer for cheering for Norway in the World Cup, because Britain is ga=y |
| and why exactly do you have to burn hydrocarbons to generate electricity? wind solar and nuclear can power humanity for the next millennia if we actually gave a shit |
| thats uhh, pretty good.\n\nim in for 250 shares of RKLB @ $140 (less embarrassing to share this than share my approximate one rep) |
| any NEWS this weekend? I need the market to drop monday to full port calls |
| England bers thot |
| Rubies or emeralds for bar hopping tonight? 😎 |
| not really I’m pro my life, im very anti others |
| Rigged towards england. That foul had nothing to do with the possession or the goal. And people complain about Argentina lol |
| To make money - move to other stocks. |
| He won’t, not until he truly hits rock bottom. Which I guess isn’t yet |
| "homeboy" - Is this how white people try to flex their street creds? |
| Norway bols thot |
| Imagine losing 1.5m while you could have just put it in SPY and have over 2m now.\n\nThats what you should tell him. |
| I mean she probably gave him HIV without his knowledge, so theres that. |
| R/soccer are pussies |
| Bond market is already pricing in 2 rate hikes. No rate cuts are expected. Of course, if it’s really bad, market could start pricing 3 rate cuts. But higher for longer is already the default expectation. |
| We should send him as the advance party though |
| Norway goal called back because a dude from their country took a drag from one of Churchills cigars 2 seconds too long 90 years ago and they decided to call it now. |
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| You will find that with options, if a call blows up and goes to zero that does not mean the put of the same strike and date went up. \n\nSo unless you are selling calls (which is expensive as fuck.) you can’t really win by simply inversing a loser. |
| Don’t because I need the money he is putting into the market |
| With that kind of money, sell them instead of buying them. The point of buying options is to leverage capital. He apparently doesn't need that so much. |
| Let’s call it’s football because we hardly kick it and handball sounds 🏳️🌈 |
| \nYeah, “You don’t seem to understand that SpaceX will be worth more than the rest of Earth if we accomplish our goals,”\n\nAnd how many decades will that take?\n\nIn the meantime, I'm making good money in other investments.\n\nI WILL NOT wait on a "Maybe" and another "Pie in Sky" Musk PUMP. |
| Cage match please. |
| TIL the oil reserves for SPR are in actual caverns that can collapse and become damaged when drawn too low. We are below that damage minimum line. |
| Barak ravid drop\n\nIRGC fired a missile at a commercial cargo ship that tried to pass through the strait of Hormuz, U.S. official says. Ship was hit and suffered damages |
| Calls |
| Literal reason will never win a World Cup is the Reddit thread r/soccer. Corrupt garbage |
| Zero advantages and vastly more expensive. What could go wrong? |
| Also, remember when he tried to impress some gamers and he got called out |
| im seeing a lot of similarities between Fifa reffing and democracies |
| Jenny wasn't a villian. She felt she didn't deserve Forrest. Prove me wrong. |
| Musk chickened out |
| honeslty, people like this that are dead set on playing the options game should join theta gang and wheel some boring shit like SPY |
| Dumb guy |
| TELL ME SON, WHERE DID HAALAND TOUCH YOU |
| Iran hitting another ship in the strait so assume the weekend bombing is now on? |
| Does anyone know how much WEN’s land is worth? I can’t find solid numbers. So far, it’s not McDonalds, but it looks like it’s the value of their market cap?\n\nWEN could def be worth more. |
| Musk is far worse |
| If he made $1M I would have the same opinion. It’s not about the gain or loss, it’s about the magnitude of the swing. A gambling addict isn’t any less of an addict just because they won. |
| Referee is French |
| Calls on uranium lmao. |
| Is it even a real sport when you can drink beer while you play? |
| "space cloud" and "space economy"... truely I have no idea wtf you're talking about, and I feel like you don't either, literally just run your servers on earth where the climate is perfect, heat can be dumped anywhere, energy is easy to generate, and you're electromagnetically shielded by the earth |
| If you bought Scam X, you hate money* |
| Meanwhile if Kane would kick in some dudes teeth and score a goal 10 secs later, FIFA would be completely fine with it\n\nJust hand the trophy already to England or Argentina if you're going to rig it anyway, you pussies |
| No it’s not lmao |
| It’s unironically gonna rip. Market’s stabilized and bers r fukd |
| so that’s why it gets red? |
| Speaking from experience, you seem to be overly focused on macro economic indicators moving the stock market. The stock market will move independent of the economy unless it reaches disaster levels. Most institutional investment is going to individual stock winners at this point rather than overall ETFs. Look into which stocks are driving ETF performance. You do need to pay attention to this factor if you want to be a more successful investor.\n\nYou should look up the expected S&P 500 price movement if a rate increase does happen. It isn’t much, typically a 1-3% immediate reaction. It falls further only if other indicators collide. Some institutions may even view a rate increase as good for economic health. You are focusing on something that isn’t significant enough for the risk of puts.\n\nThe market doesn’t expect the low interest rates of the past. Interest rates are fine right now. If they go up, interest rates will still be below a 30 year average by a full percentage point. |
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| I spend a fair amount of time at my desk at work, but I don’t get to sit on my ass nearly as often as pro soccer players do while they’re on the clock. |
| It ain't just California either. |
| more like /sucker |
| all of that, and it still beats killing everyone due to global warming. Although if you've read the Laundry series, you may suspect that Elon is going to summon Ctulhu. |
| Elon still piss off about court battles he lost |
| Man these Argentinian cuckold referees are scum of the earth. |
| fifa bigger scammers than casino itself, fucking lol, joke |
| Peace talks going well, market rips for another week |
| Why would you convince him to stop? Seems like he's having fun. |
| Lol sit down clown |
| You can drag a horse to water, but you can’t get it to drink. |
| Fuck England |
| So true! |
| Halland has a bet on Eng |
| Nah, some whales have posted numbers like that from a single trade / week. |
| Buy SpaceX stock to make this happen |
| all sports ball entertainment just gotta pick the right side |
| L M A O RIGGED AS ALWAYS\n\n \nWhenever a non-popular country scores, the fucking referee brings up a completely different moment 10000 years before the goal to call it a faul |
| Norway 🇳🇴 scores again\n\nCalls on Neutrogena Norwegian Formula |
| Woah woah, I assure you that I have multiple friends that are blue! |
| And there are so many fucking rubes at the highest levels of investment firms. *So fucking many.* |
| Are u a girl |
| Lol strait is closed again |
| England mad they got manhandled by Haaland for being a weak bitch |
| #EAT A FAT DICK |
| England bunch of whiners |
| Claiming 39 billion in back log orders over 20 customers. Margins last earnings was thinking, so they need to increase that. They had a new Linux based Ai edge device launch last week. Whole Ai data racks now shipping, new NVDA chip support completed, etc. The company is doing great things for all that they are. Mgmt though, hits just keep coming. I waited to enter after I watched the recovery from 22.00 when the first news hit, got in around 32.00 as I was hoping for support at 30. Then the raid news......my gut says they will pop after earnings, my beaten ass tells me they will dip. |
| numbers don't matter brother, its always calls. May dip for a few hours or a day but will just pump again. I don't see any reason to fight the market, just buy in |
| Scam Altman? |
| Mods in that sub are the worst |
| That doesn't narrow it down!! |
| ofc u would gear ber |
| See, that’s why it’s interesting to think about - the absolute worst design possible for outer space is a large warehouse as it does not dissipate heat or funnel it in any way. It has to be an entirely different design to discourage typical thermal radiation and hvac theory we use on earth. There’s a lot of design and testing to be done before we really even know what’s functionally the best cooling options. |
| This is literally nothing, I’m not kidding. You’re only up a lot of money because you were rich beforehand. In terms of percentages, this is pointless. “.77% brother I am up 300% YTD, I’m just not rich. |
| Congrats! Hopefully the market has made you money |
| Goooooal!! I got banned from r/soccer for cheering for Norway! |
| Get him a fucking intervention like that tv show |
| Well if Nokia doesn’t print on earnings I will have blown my account |
| Confusion is the plan |
| #SUCK ON THAT YOU FUCKING WANKERS |
| 🚣🚣🚣🚣🚣🚣 |
| Fair point, wasn’t viewing it from the standpoint of anime waifu users. |
| Until I see a 60 minute of these parties talking, it didn’t happen. |
| 🚣🚣🚣🚣🚣🚣 |
| This guys bumper sticker says\n\nPro Life, Pro God, Pro Gun 🔫\n\nI don’t know. Seems contradictory 🤷♂️ |
| 🥁🚣♂️ LETS GOOOOOOOO 2-1 |
| Baby\n\nI'm not always there when you call\n\nBut I'm always on time 😠\n\nAnd I gave you my all\n\nnow baby be mine 🥺 |
| u sound dumb |
| why would he withdraw from his IRA ? why doesn't he just trade options in it .. ? |
| We are a capitalist country that feigns moral values. |
| LOL |
| tell him to send me his trades, I'll inverse them, we will both lose 500K in 3 months. |
| To be fair there is a use case for new workloads in the space economy. Workloads that don’t exist today can organically grow in the space cloud\n\nWhat doesn’t make sense is taking existing workloads that work well on earth and put them in space because it’ll be more expensive |
| Completely agree, you're saying what everyone is thinking. |
| Sam Altman calling the SPCX scam out loud will carry some weight in some circles. SPCX will go below $135 this month on its way to $50 within 6-12 months... |
| Where does he find these millions in the first place ? |
| Been DCAing into COF. Their Discover merger caused writeoffs but the future efficiencies should payoff. Look at their forward PE and I know people love Capital One and tend to be more affluent. |
| Both massive douchebags. |
| It’s not coming in hotter than expected. That’s why the market ran Thursday and Friday |
| I think we should work to get rid of real estate agents and the car dealership model (really just like 99% of “sales” jobs) so D3 college athletes have to get real jobs like the rest of us. Sorry, no more $200k a year for being attractive and giving out catalogs |
| Yeah this was honestly the most shocking part of this image lmao, I never would've guessed sam Altman uses homeboy and now I hate the word |
| dumb question, it's 50/50. at this point, there isn't any analysis going on. everything is turned upside down and has no rhyme or reason. \n\njust bend over and say more plz\n\n |
| If energy keeps falling and Iran conflict ends. I can see the trajectory back to before the war. |
| You having a laugh at community college then realize most people here didn't even finish high school |
| ATH->fear of bubble->no more mister nice guy-> taco 🔁 |
| Corrected🤗 |
| Tell him to give it to me instead, same diff. |
| But you just said you couldn't tell??? |
| Nah hold on you have my erection |
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| The cooling is less of a problem than the power generation needed (until we have mini SMRs or something |
| 🥁🚣♂️ |
| I added a link that goes over how the SpaceX white paper is stupid and the area of panels required for the 5 GW bullshit they're trying to sell. A more reasonable 100 kW satellite is entirely possibly and really not that big of a deal, but yes I agree there's no fucking reason to do it.\n\nI would love to see some more research spent on getting SiC, GaN, or even diamond working on general compute though. I've always wanted a Venus probe that uses a diamond CPU so it can handle the surface of Venus. Wouldn't need to run super fast or anything. |
| Spy down 5% Monday and I would cream my pants |
| Good thing I'm nearing my retirement after a long successful career. |
| LOL. I don't even own SPCX, what are you even talking about?\n\nRemindMe! 1 year |
| How regarded is it when it's normalized that you should buy a stock before it's record breaking earnings because that will make it tank. \n\nPeak irrationality and void of logos is this market. \n\nSigns of the end of an Empire. |
| So 🍊 said Iran is begging for a deal, and then threatened to destroy iran if a deal isn't made...and Iran immediately told him to fuck off?\n\nWill dipshit actually follow through on his threat or does he care about the market more? |
| They truly believe that AST will take over all the telcos business, not just that random National Park hiker that may sign up for 16 minutes per year. |
| I think they have an affair with each other. They seem to be obsessed with each other. |
| So how's Claude's image generation doing |
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| Tell him to play blackjack instead |
| One of the things we learned in rehab was that there’s nobody out there who can make an addict want to stop… they have to want it for themselves. Usually that means that they hit rock bottom first. All you can really do is be there for him when he hits it.\n\nRock bottom for him is probably going to be when he runs out of money and starts giving handies behind the Wendy’s dumpster for 5 more bucks to put in the market. Hopefully he doesn’t have a family relying on him for support. |
| Claude basically has no real competition at the moment. Gemini had a solid couple months back in the fall but it’s a 1 horse race otherwise rn. Maybe different for enterprise level experience. |
| I work it space and I can tell you are wrong. |
| Fuck both of these scammers |
| norgey |
| Buy it brother. |
| Love it when they stand them up and it ruins the fight. |
| Norway can bite my Fiskesuppe. |
| Haaland looks like a bleached version of Pete Hegseth lmao |
| They coulda just taken shit and sold it as is, so much easier to😭 |
| Felon Husk vs Scam Faultman.\n\nWho’s going to win ? Place your bets now ! |
| It’s not about the loss. If you had a fundamental understanding of the market you just don’t day trade. If he made 1m I wouldn’t think he had a fundamental understanding of the market. \n\nThats the problem with this sub. If you are not an advanced algo trader with highly complex hedging (which nobody on this sub is) you might as well just gamble. Or find insider info. |
| I for one am tired of all of this winning |
| Yeah most people who have stopped by just grabbed things they wanted which was great. Glad to have helped some people out. I’m pissed that these fuckers ruined things people could have used |
| The birth of a wallstreetbets legend! 🙌 |
| This makes me want to buy more now |
| Lol? |
| it’s not sunday night is why |
| What's the Discord link ? I'd like to join, and Jim Cramer those trades lol |
| I would like to join this discord |
| Yeah lol I was just asking cuz I thought you were a bot |
| Sam getting more brave with the lawsuit dismissed |
| Have you done the math on how much acreage (yes acreage) of radiator you need to dump this heat? And how would you service it? And why on god's green earth would you do any of this in space to begin with? It's an impossible engineering challenge, made most impossible by the fact there's no fucking reason to do this |
| if he's got money to burn, let him? the ~~economy~~ market depends on people like him |
| Norwegians are just more likable than the English |
| IDF vs Neo Nazi |
| That’s what Trump is saying, all the time, no? |
| If they’ve lost $1.5M and aren’t fellating a pistol, they’ll be fine. |
| all aboard the WDC train before earnings this month |
| 100 years ago if you were to even explain the concept of an iPhone to someone they’d think you’re insane. |
| Brewster's Millions |
| Top is in |
| this |
| In what way? |
| It'll be relatively elevated but inline. Markets been shrugging it off. So I wouldn't bet on it. |
| That's racist |
| i’d never bet more than $10 on a sport this incredibly random, that’s been investigated for fixing, and will likely have a very fast stoppage by the ref either way tonight\n\ngodspeed soldier |
| One of us! |
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| How he can call another person a scammer is hilarious!\n\n |
| America is the hottest 🔥 country right now! |
| Too funny |
| What kind of stupid ass spcx pump is this? How heavy are your bags? |
| Tell him "positions or ban." |
| Idk this seems pretty in line with 6 of the last 7 places I've lived |
| Also remember 🥭 holds > $1m in NFLX bonds. |
| Tell him he REALLY belongs on /r/wallstreetbets and is a special person and we will welcome him with open brains. |
| market doesn’t give 2 shits about ppi cpi job numbers etc \n\ncapex is what matters |
| My initial point was that a stock ballooning after IPO then inevitably crashing is kinda par for course, and its likely to keep going lower, and despite this, the company will still be in business. |
| Mu is most underrated, however recent SNDK price action is more bullish. It will drawdown harder if there is a drawdown. If we are running up, I don't see how Micron will outpace SNDK. It looks like it wants to hit 2600 before earnings |
| 130€ buy in let's goooooo 😎✨ |
| I moved outta Cincinnati back in like 2020ish, did the same thing and everything was just gone the next morning, including all the trash bags??? Idk but it was fucking convenient. |
| Never has there ever been this level of concentrated control and it’s not really left or right it’s just this is the result of like 80 years of compounding institutional capture |
| Because he will make everything back in one trade |
| # Lets pop the AI bubble this earnings season. Lets kill the semis. |
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| Free |
| It’s yummy |
| Everything including the next mass extinction event is priced in |
| Pretty sure I would just legit live in the matrix while my real body wastes away, although I'm talking more like if the matrix was a bit like a holodeck from the Star Trek universe or whatever the fuck from that *Youngblood* video and I could just do crazy shit all the time, maybe even simulate being in an Isekai or whatnot.\n\nBut nope, gotta sit here with some sweaty balls and a slightly achy mid-back. Woo. :'( |
| The only good stuff on Netflix is all the older shows they didn't produce, just bought up the rights lol |
| Monopolists always fight each other it is their pathology. |
| Dude, your wife's boyfriend is not your friend. unless you like your friends diddling your wife. |
| Enough gambling, I don’t need a mansion anyway. I’m selling everything and putting down 50% for a shed, prices never come down anyway. |
| Elon has actually done stuff though, Sam has only burned investor cash for his entire career |
| Haaland was emoting wtf to Sorloth when he didn't pass the ball to him lol , dude just stood there and watched Sorloth do clown shit |
| Probably calls. |
| lolz @ comparing starlink satellites to the proposed satellites full of enormous, power hungry GPUs. |
| my buddy’s portfolio got wrecked after june cpi too |
| 99 % of gamblers quit right before they were going to hit it big |
| Oof, Wendy’s bag holders filing for bankruptcy |
| You don't even need to lose it to make karma, just have a "friend" who lost it. |
| Hmmmm, idk if she’s gonna like this |
| It's why there will never be a 'League of Supervillains'. |
| I did. I got laid off a four year job and used my severance pay to travel thanks for asking. |
| A quick ai search, retail investors estimated success rate is less than 1%. Seems right. |
| not gonna lie i saw some of your other posts before so i got calls on DRAM cus they were cheaper than sndk or mu but it hasn’t been working out too great for me LOL (buying calls on the way down) |
| Send the discord lmfao |
| Pretty accurate imo but people do make it work. I dropped out of uni and went back to get my associates at CC at like 24, then finished my bachelors online at 26. I’m 37 now and am on track to make \~400k this year from my job alone. |
| Gonna rocket, btc and Mstr to the moon with silver kicker |
| I think public sensibility has it that space is cold and functionally infinite, so why not put data centers up there? But heat doesn't dissipate in space as it does on Earth where everything constantly makes contact with air. They'd basically be spending billions to put expensive slag in orbit. |
| Football sized radiators!\n\nBut, no it's really that last part because you hear like 3/4's of MM interviews of CNBC saying space is cold so space data center good.\n\nThe last 1/4 refer to the impossibility in the most indirect diplomatic way possible so they don't anger Elon. |
| Yup |
| Options are for either idiot gamblers or insiders. Buy stocks |
| The most impactful advice to this is “your greatest risk is **NOT** being invested” in this/any other broadly diversified holding (source Ben Felix on YouTube) |
| Another adjective noun 3 number name. \n\n Totally not a bot/alt/smurf/astroturfing propaganda account. |
| Time to explain to my wife that we can’t afford a new mattress because I sunk all the money into a failing fast food chain |
| > Or is he just hoping investors remember people freezing in movies as soon as they enter space and assuming space cools everything?\n\nliterally this. not even kidding. some of the early talking heads on cnbc (~3 months ago?) were using space being cold as the actual thesis for this since "it's free cooling." along with solar, pitching it as the perfect environment.\n\nmeanwhile, physics. |
| \*unzips\* |
| They fluctuate so much… leaps can cost more than everything I own, while a 1DTE contract like 300pt OTM can be under $500. I’ve overpayed on all my initial entries and only get a decent cost basis by DCAing |
| No because they will just spin it to be whatever the powers and be already wanted it to be short term data does not matter and has not in years |
| Gotta ask it one of those last questions, "I can provide more details on how these satellites handle cooling in a vacuum," |
| two people can mutually accuse one another of being morons and both be absolutely correct |
| Actually radiators don't have to be as large as I would have thought, especially if they're coated in a paint like AZ-93 that only absorbs around 15% of solar insolation while radiating over 90% of a radiator's blackbody radiation potential. The main issue will be how much more power you may need to run cooling and trying to pump some thermal energy out to the tips of your radiators. They're actually surprisingly way more doable than I would have thought even if you're looking at 100 kW.\n\nEven radiation damage I don't think would be all that troubling considering how quickly it will get a bit outdated. Overall though I think it would be substantially more expensive to deploy while being substantially slower particularly if you try to space out GPUs to make cooling more efficient or just need to have laser communication between different satellite nodes. Ultimately you'd probably want some custom chips that could handle higher temperatures and be a bit more resistant to radiation damage so they'd likely be quite a bit slower and lagging behind and therefore power requirements wouldn't even be quite so astronomical.\n\nI think there's far cheaper and better options than space but it's not as much of an engineering challenge as I would have guessed. [Granted a 5 GW satellite is a bit stupid.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qpdUNMt2yg) |
| Yeas...we all know his promises are always fulfilled. 🤣\n\nIts only 5k, but I still expect some pumping instead of some egghead beefing. Well it was 5k... |
| 🧸🚅 |
| Tons of bullish news and headlines this weekend, thank god I sold my calls at close. Perfect setup for a limit down to re-enter. |
| MFs with this setup will still be -36MM MoM |
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| As someone who used to work on space missions at NASA and ML inference at a very very very large tech company serving on the order of 100m+ qps:\n\nSpace datacenters is one of the stupidest things I have heard of in a very long time. Anyone who has spent more than 5 minutes in spaces ops or phase A mission design and isn't a complete moron can tell you this.\n\nThat said, it is a great filter for knowing who the rubes are; so keep at it, I guess. |
| I'm sure some regard out there calls themselves guru in trading but I'm referring to the regarded guru options trading strategy |
| You can't, also you may be codependent and want to look into help for yourself for that 🤷♂️ |
| its a big warehouse in space, when everybody lives on earth, sounds both boring and impractical. i didn't look up any renderings though |
| Stop buying options and sell them. |
| CPI always finds a way to surprise the people who think they got it figured out. Everyone staring at gas prices while the real action is in 47 other line items nobody talks about.\n\n \nIf core comes in at.4, treasuries get smoked first. Equity puts work too but the bond move is cleaner, less noise from whatever random algo nonsense is happening in SPY that day. |
| While we're at it. Posted any good vacation pictures lately? |
| 10k on Holloway |
| 😠 |
| You don’t, you tell him do whatever he wants |
| If england get through to semis i’ll buy a single LSE stock and pay the dumbass stamp duty |
| CPI is not going to come in hotter than expected. \n\nFuel prices alone are going to give us the headline number that is going to be viewed as “cooling inflation” \n\nI know that doesn’t matter for PCE as much but it’s the headline number the market will react too immediately. |
| Remember when Sam was starstruck and they talked about their favorite video games ? |
| Before getting into the market ,I always look forward to the weekend because no school rest. Ow it's just miserable opening the app on my phone out of habit or think what to buy sell next. |
| He was definitely aiming for a pass, and made a goal ... lmoa |
| “Which of us will ensure that grandma has to eat catfood to survive?” “Oh wait, both of us? Nice.” |
| Edward Scissorhands |
| I think the 2 main uses for AI will be: 1) acting as a crutch for offshore workers in like Eastern Europe and the other usual places CEOs go for. 2) Mass surveillance\n\nGeneral chatbots working for regular people probably isn't high on the priority list anymore now that they got the tip in. Specialty ones that companies have to fork out big money for will get better, if the company doesn't cheap out in the implementation ofc. |
| Remember Elon got rejected from Epstein Island. |
| Sorloth went all in Messi and Mbappe winning the golden boot. He didn't pass the ball to my boy haaland. |
| “Don’t worry guys spacex will be worth more than earth, all in” |
| I mean that’s what everyone said about robot cars and now cars are fully automated and we don’t even have steering wheels! Oh wait yeah nvm, he lied there too lol. |
| Throw in Zuck and Thiel... |
| Solid, will print |
| Nvm chat I just remembered England might get a free bank holiday if they win the WC I can’t believe I’m actually supporting England now 😔 |
| For that amount of money you could of at least had something serious right? |
| Hate him, jævla ape |
| It’s coming colder than expected . |
| Ask him to at least post his outcomes here, might as well get some karma for his losses |
| They love each other |
| Unless it's their plug |
| Holding scam stocks over the weekend that don’t move with the general market is surprisingly easy |
| Winner gets nationalized |
| Earnings start this week🚀🚀🚀 |
| Is it Monday yet? |
| The "view all comments" button is now white instead of blue in the reddit app. Puts on RDDT 😔 |
| Your talking about yourself aren't you 🍿 |
| General razin Caine > Harry Kane |
| Lol, you'd lose that bet. I'm not a genius by any stretch, but I am firmly above average. |
| Wait what about the SALMON!!! Not talking salman nela wth bruh hahahaa make it make sense e |
| I have it on good authority that bers will never ride 20" chrome. |
| Promised by musk? 🥹 |
| England is not the UK. Scotland will be loving that Norway goal |
| Or smart kids that want to save money and do two years at community college and transfer to a 4 year university. |
| "Midwit"\n\nI'd bet 100k you're not even above average intelligence. |
| Stay strong bruh and sistas |
| He's not wrong |
| Gemini Plus sucks |
| That's fair, though for SPCX in particular does that describe every person on planet earth including wall street themselves |
| He used to use hyperloop to torpedo train development. |
| You can find a solution to all. The question is, does it make any sense. And we can answer the question already: hell no.\n\nThe plans with humans on mars is even more bullshit. No sense. |
| Oh, it's GayLord |
| Sam Altman x Elon Musk Rap Feud can’t wait |
| I think the GPU smuggle scandal is a tough black cloud to shake. My broadcomm calls are dead in the water as I anticipated a bounce back and it’s taken longer than expected and they didn’t have the same miasma. I’m not sure what type of earnings SMCI have to announce for the market/ whoever to look past it but damn the options are so much cheaper than sndk… they dumped so hard at the start of June the sentiment might still be following idk. If you get some and they pop for whatever reason before earnings, I def wouldn’t greed lmfao |
| I love decentralized networks! |
| How did they take being called a data center scammer? |
| AST subreddit discussing whether it will go to 250 or 300 from here. |
| Send your friend here and you stay on discord |
| Can't believe this sorloth sloth mf. his ass better get subbed out if Norway wants to win |
| Calls on Harry Kane’s hairline |
| They'll likely beam it via IR radiation.\n\nYou do realize this problem is already partially solved via SpaceX satellites, right? What a circlejerk of Elon hate lmao. |
| it landed tails |
| Honestly, you’re right. Idk how I missed that. Sorry, my apologies. |
| its such a horrible idea that just sounds cool, it provides zero benefits and now you have to deal with massive overheating issues, cosmic rays, data bandwidth issues, power supply issues, and like a hundred more, investors are so stupid man |
| Yeah he scored 20 for Madrid in his debut season... as a midfielder. The guy is unbelievable. |
| Tell him if he just gives me the money, he’ll get the same results |
| I have a coin, let me flip it real quick |
| The biggest scammer in history vs the biggest scammer of today |
| Yeas....😮 tiny bag but still want the promised riches. |
| My favorite part of this image is the fact that Elon was 42 years old when it was taken. The cringe stuff most people get out of their system in their 20s Elon started doing in his 40s. He is currently 55 and obsessed with wanting people to think he is "cool". |
| Forced buying is done |
| Jersey if full. just in case. |
| Dialectic (Ancient Greek: διαλεκτική, romanized: dialektikḗ; German: Dialektik), also known as the dialectical method, refers originally to dialogue between people holding different points of view about a subject but wishing to arrive at the truth through reasoned argument. \n\nThe truth is both are grifters. |
| So no TACOs this weekend? That’s gay. Almost as gay as all the soccer comments |
| Can the ALGOS fuck off and stop giving me Supergirl shit. Not going to see that trash movie |
| Made me laugh |
| Right now I am holding 12/2028 $250 LEAPs up 20% on them, they are a .84 Delta right now and sell a .10 - .15 Delta against it. |
| Many are asking when does Europe play thinking it's a country. |
| Bellingham is world class |
| Just post what he picks and we will all go the other way. |
| No I want some |
| You |
| I feel like full porting 120k into sndk how regarded is this, or should I go for MU |
| If AI can take over mathematics then accountants are cooked |
| Pot meet kettle 🤣🤣🤣 |
| My girlfriend hates his ass |
| Thanks GOAT. Which of these do you like? |
| Tell him put all the chips on red. |
| Fuck those crusty wankers |
| Aside from how insanely expensive it is to get things into space, how does he plan to deal with the heat? Something famously difficult to get rid of in space? Or is he just hoping investors remember people freezing in movies as soon as they enter space and assuming space cools everything? |
| Hes scored 6 goals this world cup. |
| Hmmm...\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/4laxezp59och1.png?width=1437&format=png&auto=webp&s=44d31a18d2546a73b6ac99a95d21196fd1ae25e3\n\n |
| Why are all open ai founders beefing 😂 wtf was going on there? |
| It’s the first time you watch football right? |
| Why? |
| My girlfriend hates his ass |
| So why tf is it so hard to believe if the two cities you are in the most are the exact same way? \n\nI’m in a small city and don’t need to doxx myself for no reason. \n\nKing of autism is right, goddamn |
| World Cup in USA is a Geography class for Murricans |
| Introduce them to wsb so he can yolo on 0dte spy puts. He’ll make his money back in no time. |
| Community College Class Roster:\n\n- High school dropouts\n\n- University drop outs\n\n- Middle aged construction workers looking to change careers\n\n- Drug addicts\n\n- Ex cons |
| England annoys me more than Norway, so I'm hoping they win, but not on penalty kicks. |
| Every accusation is a confession. |
| it has good stuff still. or just don't pay for it. easy peasy. |
| Imagine sucking billionaire cock for free |
| Do the opposite of his trades and give half the profits. |
| Saranghaeo SK Hynix! |
| gonna have to root for bane |
| He’s not that hot bro chill |
| His wife’s boyfriend doesn’t pull out, why should he? |
| Well, this is why most people lose money on options. But learning about a specific industry and finding out why stock price movements happen in it can let you make good enough guesses about the future. Doesn't help with 0dte, but that's just straight up gambling. |
| He is a 9. If he doesn’t get enough chances he cannot shine. |
| Let them eat each other |
| https://preview.redd.it/143txz1r8och1.jpeg?width=751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54e3212acdd55b2dcf9858c905d1198ae405411c |
| On the one hand I don’t wanna see England happy on the other I don’t wanna see Norway win 🤔 |
| This is all sorloth’s fault smh |
| You can’t tell me data centers in space isn’t an awesome visual concept. I’ve been thinking of designs for a while. I mean every step of it is asinine but come on, that’s some cool scifi shit. |
| Europoors playing |
| What is \nBrienne of Tarth doing on that court |
| wait is that the guy on xhub with big green candle? |
| Ummmm, spicy. |
| harry cocaine tbh |
| If this really happened you would have just named the city. The shitthole i live in (Denver) or visit regularly (Portland) are both like what you described, so I’m not clutching my pearls here. |
| I have a friend addicted to trading options. Not sure how much he has lost but I think it has been a lot over the years. |
| I’ll save you the trouble from not breaking any so called NDAs with a Gemini search. The entire concept is still in dreamland. \n\nSeveral major tech giants and specialized aerospace startups are actively planning and deploying **orbital data centers** to solve the immense power and cooling constraints facing AI infrastructure on Earth. \[[1](https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2026-space-data-centers/), [2](https://qz.com/orbital-data-centers-ai-space-tech)\] \nDriven by the need for continuous solar energy and the zero-land footprint of outer space, the following companies are leading the charge: \[[1](https://www.facebook.com/vaibhavsisintyofficial/videos/spacex-is-building-data-centres-in-space-up-to-one-million-of-themai-is-not-slow/2505902176486272/), [2](https://qz.com/orbital-data-centers-ai-space-tech), [3](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dgpBzGDEexI), [4](https://www.geekwire.com/2025/starcloud-power-training-ai-space/)\]\n\n**Aerospace Giants & Major Tech Platforms** \n**SpaceX**: Recasting much of its long-term corporate strategy around space-based AI infrastructure, the company has submitted applications to the FCC to deploy a massive network of up to **one million solar-powered data center satellites**. Its initial design, named **AI1**, is a 20-meter-tall spacecraft with a 70-meter solar wingspan engineered with onboard liquid radiators and laser communications. \[[1](https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-ai-data-centers-spacex-will-send-into-space-2026-6), [2](https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZnPBcikjgN/?hl=en), [3](https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/data-centers-in-space-a-pipe-dream-or-ais-next-big-thing-c13bb184), [4](https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/06/260618041501.htm)\] \n**Google**: Pursuing orbital computing through an initiative called **Project Suncatcher**. Google plans to deploy an initial 81-satellite cluster to run AI workloads in orbit, bypassing terrestrial power-permitting bottlenecks. \[[1](https://www.npr.org/2026/04/03/nx-s1-5718416/ai-data-centers-in-space-spacex-elon-musk), [2](https://enkiai.com/data-center/top-space-ai-data-centers-12-key-players-in-2025/), [3](https://qz.com/orbital-data-centers-ai-space-tech)\] \n**Blue Origin**: Led by Jeff Bezos, the aerospace company has filed regulatory requests for **51,600 data center satellites** under **Project Sunrise**, aiming to scale up gigawatt-class infrastructure in orbit. \[[1](https://enkiai.com/data-center/top-space-ai-data-centers-12-key-players-in-2025/), [2](https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZnPBcikjgN/?hl=en)\] \n**Planet Labs**: Partnering directly with Google on Project Suncatcher, the satellite-imaging firm plans to launch its first two **AI-driven prototype test spacecraft** to validate in-orbit data processing. \[[1](https://www.npr.org/2026/04/03/nx-s1-5718416/ai-data-centers-in-space-spacex-elon-musk), [2](https://enkiai.com/data-center/top-space-ai-data-centers-12-key-players-in-2025/)\]\n\n**Specialized Startups & Infrastructure Providers** \n**Orbital**: A fast-rising startup that emerged with plans to deploy up to **100,000 low-Earth-orbit data center satellites**. The company has petitioned the FCC to bring 10 gigawatts of space-based computing power to market to fulfill AI processing needs. \[[1](https://spacenews.com/orbital-files-plans-for-100000-orbital-data-centers/)\] \n**Starcloud**: Positioned at the forefront of the commercial demonstration phase, Starcloud launched a spacecraft equipped with an **NVIDIA H100 GPU** and successfully trained an AI model in orbit. The company plans to deploy its scaled-up "Starcloud-2" architecture. \[[1](https://www.npr.org/2026/04/03/nx-s1-5718416/ai-data-centers-in-space-spacex-elon-musk), [2](https://enkiai.com/data-center/top-space-ai-data-centers-12-key-players-in-2025/), [3](https://www.racksolutions.com/news/data-centers-news/are-data-centers-headed-to-space/?srsltid=AfmBOorOjblCvYSGY9OWGghMbd4p6hrGH8-qsUgbwdBk4j6j3fG0M3Xh)\] \n**Cowboy Space Corporation** *(formerly Aetherflux)*: Developing the **"Galactic Brain" project**, which integrates space-based solar power nodes with orbital data centers, targeting initial orbital deployments. \[[1](https://enkiai.com/data-center/top-space-ai-data-centers-12-key-players-in-2025/), [2](https://spacenews.com/planet-bets-on-orbital-data-centers-in-partnership-with-google/)\] \n**Lonestar Data Holdings**: Focusing on data security and backup, Lonestar has signed a $120 million contract to build **data-storage satellites** operating from the Earth-moon Lagrange point (L1). \[[1](https://www.cnn.com/science/data-centers-in-space-spc)\] \n**Axiom Space**: Exploring the development of commercial **orbital data center nodes** meant to integrate directly with future private space stations. \[[1](https://enkiai.com/data-center/top-space-ai-data-centers-12-key-players-in-2025/)\] \n**OrbitsEdge**: Working on architecture to deploy hardened edge-computing racks into orbit, relying on hardware partnerships with legacy firms like Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE). \[[1](https://introl.com/blog/orbital-data-centers-space-computing-race-2026), [2](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/orbit-data-centers-market-report-100600284.html), [3](https://www.facebook.com/yourstorycom/posts/indias-space-tech-stack-is-moving-beyond-launches-into-compute-infrastructure-ag/1374802314681739/), [4](https://orbitsedge.com/in-the-news)\]\n\n**Critical Hardware Enablers** \nWhile not launching their own constellations, chip manufacturers like **NVIDIA** (which recently hired specialized orbital data-center architects) and **AMD** are actively designing the radiation-tolerant, high-efficiency GPUs required to power these extraterrestrial server racks. \[[1](https://enkiai.com/data-center/top-space-ai-data-centers-12-key-players-in-2025/), [2](https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/data-centers-in-space-a-pipe-dream-or-ais-next-big-thing-c13bb184)\] \nIf you would like to explore this further, I can provide more details on **how these satellites handle cooling in a vacuum**, outline the **projected timelines for commercial launch**, or break down the **bandwidth and latency limits** of processing data in space. |
| Both of them should be in prison. |
| Google is free buddy. |
| Quickest way to get him to stop. \n \nWhisper to his ears the *power* of ~~the dark side~~ trading on margin. I'd give it a week before he loses everything. Or hits 100m. |
| NVIDIA is still a gaming company to me. |
| How much do clothes cost in the Matrix? |
| Serious question what is the difference between "edge" and "insider information?" What could I possibly know that hedge funds don't know? |
| Can someone explain to me what Kane does other than sloth around and have a receding hairline? |
| Elon would coward away like a rat. |
| But Elon more tbh. Scam Altman can only dream of reaching such levels of scamming |
| Looks like a bear shit next to.it . Signs for monday |
| B!chass halland, pass the bolll |
| He is as regarded as the come. |
| Judging by 4chan, everything turns gay with time |
| California. |
| You don’t know my city bruh. Trust me, it doesn’t surprise me in the slightest. |
| I’d like to see these two cage fight and bet on it on some type of prediction market app. |
| What are you? Some kinda party pooper? |
| Love Norway, but Argentina - England game in semis would be epic. |
| The big company? Starts with K... And ends with erbal Space Program 🧐 |
| Sorloth is so annoying smh |
| meta to $1100 soon |
| I looked at SPY and a solid handful of individual stocks. Albeit many were high volatility tech but even a pretty stable industrial had shit premiums.\n\nI want to play SPY options for fun but I'm not seeing anything attractive at any date. Calls or puts. |
| Letting you know I read your post and can confirm you still don't know what you are talking about. \n\nYou are a child fresh out of school. Who doesn't have the experience or maturity to look things up or seek to learn. More over youre very afraid of AI because of its prospects for your career. Especially mathematics. \n\nGood luck. |
| who’s the middle guy u bast |
| How many single moms deperate to get out of Taco Bell? |
| I won't forgive Elon for [fucking with Tim Curry.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Sq1Nr58hM) |
| you belong here. |
| You genuinely have zero reading comprehension skills, you fucking braindead retard. I didn't tell you to go fuck yourself, I said that in this country, when something happens to you, your only option is to go fuck yourself.\n\ngo be triggered somewhere else, and while you're at it, learn to fucking read retard. |
| Why is Netflix so bad, it's not even all the dei and lgtbqia+ stuff it's just truly bad content no wonder they have been dethroned. Literally let that one woman producer ruin the Witcher. Unforgiveable |
| thanks for your attention on this matter 🥭 |
| the world would be better if both these YNs had convenient closely timed aortic dissections |
| Won’t grow forever |
| Nerd fight! |
| Lies!!!! |
| If they can’t make sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their heads how in the hell do you expect them to make space data centers. |
| Jesus is King |
| Tell him that if he take a loan for 3 million and got one great opportunity to double it he will show everyone that he is right! |
| So just like you but with way more money? |
| Puts on UK housewives and children |
| One big point about being successful at trading, investing or gambling is you have to have an edge. And you have to know why you have an edge and what they could do about it. If you don't figure this out, you're the one that going to be on the losing end. |
| Did you know Brawndo has electrolytes? |
| "Friend" |
| Imma put that on my list of things that didn’t happen today. |
| Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know. And if one looks throughout the history of our country and other free countries, it is the latter category that tends to be the difficult ones.[^(\[1\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_are_unknown_unknowns#cite_note-defense.gov-transcript-1)\n\n |
| Mf look like he gonna cut heads |
| Their name is ResponsibilitySea327 and lying would be irresponsible so obviously they can't lie. |
| you should send him to me, i have premium stock tips for just the low low fee of 20k |
| We’re moving out of our city and out into a house in the suburbs so we sat a bunch of miscellaneous things on the sidewalk for free.\n\nA crack head cut all the wires off things and took the wires.\n\nI fuckin swear man |
| Butterfly flaps its wings and brits call for a foul |
| spcx to $65 soon as they gonna unlock insiders to sell |
| Normal companies: get IP, show it works to some degree, get money.\n\nMusk: come up with sci-fi, lie you can deliver in 2-4 years, get money, start research, delay, get more money, deliver <50% of the promise.\n\nSeriously, he promised so much that inventing fuck g reusable self landing rockets from scratch is under delivering. |
| I had this happen years back in Forex trading. I'd wake up at 2AM for the London market and followed all the rules. I had the books on pips. I had post-it-notes for the kinds of price action bar turns. I'd been working on baseline fundamentals. You ever play DND? Some of us rolled Nat 1's for luck when we were born. It really didn't matter if what I did made sense based on anything, it would be the exception to the rule. My old BIL and MIL had view-sharing on the app we used. They secretly started trading the opposite positions I was taking. Again, it didn't matter if what they were doing was intelligent or not, it was close to foolproof. I'd take out a $10 position only to have the damn market realize I was playing and just butt-fuck me with no lube instantly. The other two would over-leverage whatever the opposite position was and make bank. I didn't have a ton invested so only lost about $1200, but they both made tens of thousands off of my bad luck. Then they got shitty when I quit because they're bad luck charm wasn't in play anymore. Never did give me any kind of kick-back either. Assholes. I don't even play Keno in a bar these days. |
| Ask him what he is doing and then do the opposite. One of you will now get ahead. |
| I'm rooting for whoever is playing against this Norway psyop |
| just put the ai in the bag bro... |
| Get a room in space |
| do the opposite of him |
| Community College Class Roster:\n\n\- High school dropouts\n\n\- University drop outs\n\n\- Middle aged construction workers looking to change careers\n\n\- Drug addicts\n\n\- Ex cons |
| Anything short of refineries exploding and Israel getting bombed is just negotiation and theta chop |
| Harry Potter is not happy RN 😔🤌 |
| Market doesn’t care |
| England bamboozled by the fact that Norway actually has more players than Haaland that can score a goal |
| 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Do you see your “friend” when you stand in front of a mirror? |
| Watching porn I assume |
| I like to leave live poker playing because the ambient noise of the casino *soothes* me |
| Unknown, unknowns have always been the difficult ones. |
| What a goal, damnit, guy w/ a baby face |
| I liked gaming so I bought $20k of Nvidia in 2022.\n\nI got quite lucky and have made 1130% gains on it |
| Foul all day long. Argentina v France final conspiracy lives on |
| Trump just posted suggesting pardoning OpenAI and all those involved. |
| Im talking about Sam Altman buddy |
| At least Sam is competent. |
| On home page, if you click on options it’ll take you to another menu that shows daily, weekly, monthly performance for options specifically instead of the whole portfolio |
| So how do they dump the heat? I’ve still not heard any solid plan on that front that first fuck with you know, fundamental physics. If there’s nothing there, there’s nothing to absorb the heat. Also if something breaks, do we just discard the entire module or? |
| lol no it’s okay |
| The fact that these guys r richer than god tells you everything u need to know about where humanity is at the moment |
| Like 8 billion people on world, everybody is aware of their scams, people are quietly fed up with this corruption, saying stupid shit and scamming public with non existent reality, sure buddy |
| Yeah it absolutely looks like straight up casino-odds for the trader |
| No crying in the casino. They let you cry in the parking lot though until you're ready to liquidate again |
| Bag holder? 😭 |
| Depends |
| Calls on viking longboats |
| I’ve been fixated on SNDK. I would say pick another stock that’s volatile, has good daily volume, and most importantly contract liquidity. I get stressed enough as is I’ve stayed away from SNXX so far |
| Are you fucking kidding me my stream broke as he was shooting it |
| Ndas as in multiple you just dont get it he is in too deep. |
| Why is it your business what your friend does with their money? |
| Not exactly, their secure comms business is actually earning them a decent amount of money. I'm pretty sure a similar amount to QNX at this point.\n\nNot to mention Canada just signed a deal with the Saudis where they'll be using $BB secure comms. |
| #SUCK ON DAT YOU BITCHASS TRICK |
| Do the opposite of whatever he does |
| # That’s a fucking thunderbolt from Zeus himself of a goal dame 🇳🇴⚡️ |
| Yeah for maximum smelliness |
| You're posting on a gambling forum. \n\nWe are all that guy at one point or another lol |
| "My friend" |
| LFG vikings |
| WHO IS GOING HOME FUCKING LOL |
| 1 - 0 Norway lets gooooo\n\n* 🥁🥁.............................. 🚣♂️RO! \n* 🥁🥁....................... 🚣♂️RO! \n* 🥁🥁................ 🚣♂️RO! \n* 🥁🥁......... 🚣♂️RO! \n* 🥁🥁.. 🚣♂️RO!\n* 🥁🥁.🚣♂️RO!\n* 🥁🥁🚣♂️RO! |
| Are you looking at single stock or index options? Currently, the correlation between single stock and index is at an all time low meaning single stock options are expensive while index options are cheap. |
| looking for residency? |
| GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
| Blackberry, nokia, dell in 2026... we're in the weirdest fucking timeline |
| do it in a small confined space 👃 |
| life hasnt been great for me. all this money everyones making and my family is in debt 6 figures over cancer treatments, and consistently being denied access to the latest and greatest treatments due to "lack of medical necessity"\n\nthis country is great when nothings wrong, the second something happens, you can go fuck yourself |
| Damn people with that much money and gambles away. He has been looking at only those success posts on Reddit and not like this! 😂 |
| Trust me bro |
| It takes one to recognize one in this case |
| Cat fight over the pension funds |
| is the cape may zoo nice? |
| best I can do is up 3% |
| https://preview.redd.it/vy6xnt8b6och1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3543e39c78d95b12c7e1d46bada9ad90081833a |
| They all do go down once the lockout period is done. Then fundamentals take over and good ones go back up |
| Market makers write calls and puts because they think that in aggregate, they will make money. This means that enough of the ones they write will close out of the money, that the premium more than makes up for the large payouts they have do with something moves against them. So if you don't know more than the market maker, you're just handing them your money. |
| ILL DO THA CHICKEN PAHM WITH A CEEZUH SALAD🫴 |
| Can't belive sam Altman is the good guy in this debate. |
| You have a goldmine there, take the opposite side of their trades. |
| > Get a room already\n\nHonestly |
| Why lose less when you can lose more? |
| Let it ride? |
| Uh no, you can request a video where they refresh the page or start anew. Live clock in background. Bunch of ways, but all a fucking a hassle and just as pathetic |
| Haaland and Jude playing with each other butt on live tv |
| Norwegian women aren't a terrible alternative |
| Maybe both? |
| Sam you never made profit in your entire life lol |
| im happy they are going back but im glad i sold on loss when i did as well |
| Iran is rejecting peace talks. Give me Vix 30 and spy down 3% Monday. Is that too much to ask |
| How was any of that a foul? |
| Rklb does legit stuff as per the actual space force mission \n\nSpacex is a great company but is getting dragged down by data centers in space and probably being used for laundering Tesla |
| Tell me more… |
| Don’t be an idiot. You are sitting on a gold mine. Ask him to share all of his trades and do the opposite of him and you will be retired in 3 months. Buddy of mine did that to his brother in high school. Just bet the opposite team all year in football after years of listening to his brother talk about how bad he would lose every single year. |
| -99% |
| I have to fart |
| What do you even root for? Lightening to strike the cage I guess? |
| Whatever happened to the Musk - Zuck MMA fight? |
| Elon’s mom won’t let him go |
| Sounds pretty scary so glad all 👍 |
| if Q2 earnings (starting this week) don't sufficiently justify the retard-grade amount of capex by big tech we are going to the fucking shadow realm\n\ni hope that doesn't happen so i can stop getting mauled selling spreads but i dont fucking know anymore lads\n\nlegit mouthbreathers are running the country and they very much don't fucking have a plan |
| 🚣♂️RO!🚣♂️RO!🚣♂️RO!🚣♂️RO!🚣♂️RO!🚣♂️RO! |
| To lose 1.5m when the market has been ripping the last 3-4 years is crazy work lol |
| Every redditor is calling SPCX overpriced and going to $30... so inverse them. |
| Send him a picture of a load of burning cash and say “this is you bro !” |
| Calls on $EQNR if Norway wins |
| I’m never selling imma hold that fucker to zero or till it pays for my new house time will tell |
| He's better off financially than u just let him change that |
| I am new to options and looking at long calls and long puts and the premiums at any date don't look anywhere NEAR worth it. And we are at exceedingly average premiums apparently?\n\nWhat am I missing? This seems like a huge rip off. Theta decay is INSANE. Break-evens are absurd.\n\nDo people that buy options just have insanely high conviction? |
| Bro I lost 500k in an afternoon. It's fine |
| Flights are fucked today\n\n2pm flight kept getting delayed and now delayed till 8pm\n\nEven that looks sus |
| Being early is the same as being wrong. Translation: buy 0DTE regards |
| Zoom out regard 🤌 |
| Pirate movie or 2013 Christian worship band? |
| Go full regard here on wsb; that’s his only option |
| Spacex calls ready to deploy 🍟 |
| 2 idiots with nothing better to do, all that money and they are still not happy or content, more is still never enough. |
| Imagining the word homeboy coming out of Sam’s mouth makes me cringe like no other |
| The general advice is something around 0.75 delta on the long and 0.25 on the short on a 45 day ish contract. You tend to get a decent balance between theta burn and premium without capping your upside too much. |
| Like AOC says, the girls are fighting, aren’t they? |
| Also switch crayon colors. |
| calls on american medical sector \nleap puts on your health tho |
| Congrats. I hate you |
| Deleting this after all the death threats.\n\nBut you can google Suncatcher which is being designed by LM.\n\nCan't believe someone not even defending Musk is getting so much hate and death threats. You people really need to get a grip on yourselves. |
| If you have 1.5m to trade, I’m sorry but you can’t do shit about it |
| Try again tomorrow |
| https://preview.redd.it/sx8g7gjz4och1.png?width=1230&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3954b0f820214ceffd4ebe9a79ceb7b1cd552fa\n\n |
| Send them both to the sun |
| Your thinking of hedge funds with billions of dollars that can't go all in on one name, and can't buy or sell in one go without destroying their own entry. For them, betting the market is a huge fucking win.\n\nI'm up 70% in 5 months just swing trading. Yes bull market helped a lot but I also had 0 experience prior, first few months was literally clueless.\n\nWhy doesnt everyone do this then?\nBecause it requires constant chart analysis and monitoring... |
| Very correct opinion 🫡 |
| There is no good guy here. |
| They should box it out |
| I had a endoscopy done because I threw up blood. Took 6 weeks to actually take place and by then I was fine. \n\nOf course, it found nothing, but now I get $3,200 of medical debt for that bullshit |
| Yall are all gambling addicts. Seek help |
| Oh they FUCKIN’ in space. No doubt in my mind. |
| Did Iran say sorry yet or is the deadline passed |
| Always nice to see someone calling Musk out on his ridiculous promises |
| It's always two dumb bitches telling each other "exactly". |
| I see the problem is you're not being a good friend. You gave him advice on how to manage the NEW 40K HE TOOk OUT, but imo you should've told him to cancel it. Stick to your guns of not supporting bad behavior |
| well asts is prices in to literal perfection so please enlighten me as to how the risk/reward ratio would be better there except for getting dilluted 10% every 6month, i m curious |
| We let these people be in charge of everything and that’s why everything is how it is |
| Muskk is a sore loser., can't beat Open AI it's about time his whole house of cards fall |
| lol tell him to have one account with 95% of his money that is just index funds that he can’t touch and a RH account he can screw around with for the other 5% |
| How does it sound amazing when at first blush it’s obviously bullshit? |
| ride a scooter 🫴🛴 |
| I recommend reading FX Fighter Kurumi-chan to feel the thrill of losing your entire bankroll vicariously through anime girls.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/o39lwahh4och1.jpeg?width=1115&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4cf94c40699cd0a90b917ddb8f635a188ddd2bf |
| you were looking for your keys.\n\ni don't have them. |
| Oh my gourd! \n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/wallstreetbets) if you have any questions or concerns.* |
| People like this usually only stop after they’ve lost everything. |
| Culver's is top tier! |
| https://preview.redd.it/9yyngs3e4och1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98c7f6ef8b5eaeaedb036012907ec328d6bb2c7a\n\n |
| Yeah so are parasite evasion policies. \n\nLeast worst explanation for sexual reproduction is that chromosome shuffling confuses parasites\n\nProbably purely theoretical from your pov of course |
| So has 🥭 successfully freed up hormussy? |
| Wow. Two nepo toddlers fighting |
| I had a really slow and boring Saturday\n\n😡 |
| Tbh it’s a tie |
| 'Don't tread on my pitch black soul' |
| fries bruh |
| Musk needs to spend less time fighting with Sam Altman and more time pumping his shitty Space Ghost stock. |
| If he stops he can’t win it all back. I think you should just start placing the opposite bets as him and win it all back for him. |
| What the fuck am I supposed to be doing? |
| space datacenters- lotta money in this shit! 🚀🛰🌌☄️👨🚀 |
| Known unknowns |
| Just have them have Claude design his next trades. |
| Anyone competent enough to start doing simple addition realized it immediately. Sounds amazing till the very first roadblock’s appear. |
| 🍟 |
| CALLS ON BOXING STOCKS |
| In what world do you live where 100k doesn't give you a ton of room to mess up. \n\nYou gotta be regarded if thats true |
| Reminder, this just banter between homies most likely no different from insulting the boys when they get online. |
| Sam Altman is the leader of one of the largest ponzi schemes in America. They’re cooking their books rn for their public listing |
| just curious, were you able to retain this knowledge and recall this on the spot or did you have to go back and check yourself ? I can barely remember a Plato quote or Donald Rumsfeld's "unknown, unknowns".. |
| Calls on Lockheed |
| Just put the fries in the bag bro |
| It sounds like this stopped being a trading problem a long time ago and became a gambling problem. Someone who loses $1.5M, blows up multiple accounts, admits they have a gambling problem, and still pulls money out of their retirement to keep trading isn't making decisions based on logic anymore.\nYou can keep being a good friend, but you probably can't convince him with charts, risk management, or position sizing if he's already rejected those ideas. The best thing you can do is encourage him to step away completely and seek help for the gambling behavior. If he keeps trading, he'll likely continue finding ways to fund it.\nSometimes the most supportive thing a friend can say is, "I'm here for you, but I can't support you continuing to do something that's hurting you |
| Time to sell before lifetime baggy. |
| Altman is probably the worst there is right now. But man does Musk make it close. |
| Yeah don’t have this person in your orbit. |
| because you said slip\ni know you are gentle |
| What‘s that |
| ONDS |
| A foreign country’s military held our elected officials at gun point in handcuffs, after knowing we were visiting. \n\n🥭 silent. \n\nThe level at which this country has been taken over by a foreign nation should make every American sick to their core. \n\nIdk what this means for markets, but this is very fucked for us long term unless things change quickly. |
| Aren't we all a bit background-nothing? |
| CINEMA 👀 |
| is that the overwatch logo i see? |
| if they shrunk the field by 50% the game would be 100% more interesting. |
| Lol homeboy…. |
| You contact ChexSystems and have him banned from opening a bank account |
| Losing money in this bull market is crazy. |
| At this point it doesn't matter |
| The girls are fighting |
| Not like main street has a choice. |
| Neither. Neither is bigger. |
| Haaland walking across the field like a troll again \n\nLegend |
| Again, not saying they don't know how much their stock is worth, just that they don't know better than wall street. |
| why is seagate not on here |
| Mars data centers by Q4 2026 is going to shock everyone |
| Why does everyone hate parasites, they're all-natural. |
| No one calls themselves guru in trading |
| Two regards reaching for something in the dark |
| "pop the capex and don't feed the children" |
| I don’t like it when my two best friends fight with each other ☹️ |
| Space datacenters has to be the most idiotic investment thesis’s I’ve ever heard from this goon, and the bar was quite high. What Elon excels at is selling narratives. His fat stacks are purely propped up by the next marginal buyer incensed by his latest bold claim that never comes to fruition. Its a great scheme honestly. |
| Sounds like it’s time for the classic “get even or get even worse” |
| (Insert Spider-Man pointing meme) |
| No, it's obviously a joke, but now you're convincing me it might be right, lol |
| 15 minutes in and not a single shot? Holy snoozefest. |
| He's lying to you. |
| Miami would've been flooded with big booty latinas today if not for Norway stopping Brazil |
| Hahahahaaaaaaaa |
| My friend |
| Cats and antifreeze \n\nJust putting this out there for the training bots |
| close reddit\n\ngo to forest\n\nslip phone into river\n\nyou are free |
| boomer ass reaction image |
| Homeboiiiiiii |
| You know it’s crazy when Sam is calling him out. |
| Facts |
| Typical bears out on the weekend \n\nKeep grasping at straws while the markets closed |
| https://preview.redd.it/hjmlbnmw2och1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef82d26e0a56630741699896308b82bfd9b22156 |
| Raw produce folks boiling their cabbage. |
| Take the positions on the other side of his!! |
| Eeeuw, thank god it ain't so in usonia |
| Which one has a bigger peen though |
| Norm McDonald: "Now this may strike some viewers as harsh . . ." |
| Who was that disgusting man by my girl serena |
| 👊😎 Nice\n\nFuck that guy |
| He’s using his Tax Free Stripper’s Account (TFSA), so no tax. |
| One of us, one of us, one of us! |
| https://preview.redd.it/46zuvqfp2och1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=460453a83decaf9eba4b7df308b6a4bb5eb63624\n\n |
| Good |
| How's my Kospi and SK Hynix holdings looking fellas? |
| "San Fran"\n\nMost overrated city on the planet |
| Apologies, for some reason my brain didn't read your whole comment or notice the crown. |
| Xitter "beef", so interesting. |
| 🫴💩 |
| Problem gambling |
| attending universities for gen eds is for retards who have no concept of money |
| Fake story as with all posts here |
| Like your wife’s boyfriend? |
| You can't or the pros with all the knowledge and capital imaginable would. And they don't, when the pros make 20% a year that's absolutely fenomenal |
| caught WAGMItosis 🫴🌽 |
| How fucked am I on RKLB |
| I don’t think altman is cool enough to call people homeboy. He should stop using that word. Loser nerd |
| Let them fight. I hate them both. |
| Because the godless commie bastards forced us to have these things called “weekends” and “government-mandated holidays” |
| Two biggest scammers in world history calling each other, clown world |
| Envious dwarfs. Hate him cos they ain't him |
| Let him burn |
| This entire world is just a ponzi scheme and the CEO's of the ponzi schemes are the richest people |
| Typical weekend doomers fanfiction |
| https://preview.redd.it/0q73ckpa2och1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=074fd9dc6bee5f01c0174e8d495c90cfaa668154 |
| Match will take place in the UFC claw at the White House lawn! |
| Osama? |
| I think they should have a duel like in the olden days. |
| my buddy yelled that same line at a steakhouse once |
| Let's settle this with a contest of who can hold their breath longer. Do it in space so no cheating. |
| Community college is for losers and drug addicts. |
| Dialecticism at its finest. Kant, Hegel, Marx, and Engels called it 150 years ago. |
| https://preview.redd.it/61o0apd62och1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd4012840cd9ed60358ff4123b6507c30df87291 |
| We aren't in the 1930s anymore, if you think there is a single person working at SPCX who is not extremely consciously aware of the value of their stock and stock options in the year of our Lord 2026 then idk what to tell you |
| Mods have a better chance of being straight than England winning |
| Fuckem both |
| Or decades |
| Daaaaaaaammmmmn!\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/324ao0n02och1.png?width=977&format=png&auto=webp&s=d6fa699586d5ae93856c6fb4af8a6a34b2037285 |
| No, I bought memory at the top |
| If you dont buy blackberry, you aint black - joeseph bidden |
| Every time someone offers me a discord for options trading. Instant block 🚫 |
| Ironically tech also ruined San fran |
| https://preview.redd.it/rz5ca6fx1och1.png?width=220&format=png&auto=webp&s=b6b530dd458905cbeca89ead4b128acd87e9330d\n\n |
| then WSB buys puts at the bottom and SPY rips 10% intraday |
| Ohhh shit. |
| who cares |
| My boy Haaland have 5 people from the enemy team surrounding him at all times |
| Inverse his trades and become rich. Show him the way... |
| Broke ass bulls couldn’t even afford real grass why they had the hot surface sign |
| you can literally buy retarded options with longer expirys that dont practically guarantee your money lights on fire by EOD. |
| Well said. UEC, ASPI, NNE, Ensilica are probably over 50% of my holdings. |
| Someone who thinks that's a compliment (and can't spell that correctly) is probably in the 5th percentile as well. |
| You are well done |
| Alright. Nice to hear. But doesn’t seem like it’s right. |
| This is a truthful insight. I am an electrical contractor, and this is the real struggle. Finding someone capable of handling the extensive field work of an electrician while I maintain contractor duties. I am no genius, but I am highly experienced and skilled. It is so hard to find someone capable of doing what I do. |
| Really upset I ever found this subreddit |
| Sndk needs to do a stock split asap. |
| Its not your money. Mind your business. |
| # FULL PORT NORWAY |
| Its not your money. Mind your business. |
| Sorry but your calls are done for |
| Oh yeah. I got calls. 🤦🏾♂️ \n\nBring on the 🌮. 🤌🏽 |
| Stocks are memocoins now. |
| No, it actually analyzed your posts and came to that conclusion. |
| I've got NEVER AGAIN written on my wall, I see it every day. I don't know how to help him, but I've lost enough on options to write a letter to myself, and summarize it on my wall. |
| He doesn’t care about money anymore , all he cares is to get back his dignity |
| Yes, your logic and reasoning is very sound but sometimes the market just go dumb ass mode from time to time and scarily a long time and I've seen bears get liquidated from this reasoning and logic trap. \n\nEven the high end shorts get burned like Ackman who lost a couple bil shorting herba life which btw he end up being right. Still lost 2+ bil though. \n\n\n\n |
| Fkn wankers |
| Just tell him to send you all his plays and then do the inverse |
| Where dat money come from? |
| Tell him to keep going. |
| I can't find anywhere that specifies the deadline was any specific time, just "Saturday", which could mean 11:59PM Eastern for all we know.\n\nI also would not expect us to make any moves until there's an official statement on the Omani negotiations. Last we heard, there was an Omani proposal to open the Strait that would need to be approved by folks in Tehran. |
| Free Hormussy so that my calls can print |
| I’ve had a few acquaintances over the years who doubled down on losses, be it gambling or investments, and generally they have to lose it all before they stop. For some that’s just money, for others it’s their family, relationships, home, whatever. Usually follows the same arc as with other addictions, if you’ve ever known an alcoholic/substance abuser. Sad, for sure, but often not much you can do or say to stop them. \n\nI don’t know if anyone else has witnessed this, but I’ve found with some people they seem to enjoy the notoriety. Like moving that much money on bets looks like a boss move, or riding it all the way to the ground makes them some kind of legend, being all in all the way to the end. Part of the addiction cycle, maybe? |
| They pay Kenyans to parse data and if you centralize poisoning data it could be used for a negative training and actually help fight disinformation if the model maker does due diligence. Of course, a lot of it is sloppy so maybe. |
| Does he have a kidney he’s not fond of? |
| It,s going down to 100 before xmas |
| "my friend" |
| I can't wait |
| Should I say that's how you make money without dying young from f****** all the stress you go through?Because your options suck |
| Why living in a capitalist society banks are not open 24/7 along with the stock market? |
| Your friend has a gambling addiction |
| He will stop when he hits absolute rock bottom or owns every dollar in the world and theres not a thing you or anyone else can do about it. |
| I don't care who you are.How you do, if you are an options, trader, primarily an options trader, you're a f****** gambler, you have a gambling problem period and it's just option trading sucks, okay, buy some stock, believe in a company and hold on it for a long term hold.That's what you do.That's how you make money |
| Too hot outside. Too bad stupid AI can't figure out how to keep every place like San Fran. |
| You can't sell someone $50k of options when you don't have the millions of dollars you'd need to pay out if they hit. Or if you do, you end up having a low return on that money since it's just sitting around as collateral for the options you're selling. Or you have it invested and risk losing everything if you get margin called.\n\nThere's no free lunch; the gamblers lose most of the time, but playing as the house without a big enough bankroll will wipe you out every once in a while. |
| Have him post his plays so we can go the other way |
| If you only know him from online, I’d take it with a grain of salt tbh. Could be pulling your leg and using prop funds with trading and not funded accounts for all you know. |
| At the time the market only went up even if it dropped it went right back and even higher so I don't know what you want me to say. Context is everything in terms of trading, even then I bought puts and they rarely made money because I thought it was stupid that every time it dropped it would rebound. They way I frame things doesn't necessarily imply I don't understand the significance of the market. Its just representation of how stupid the market was during that time that every time it dipped it would rebound. Most of my trades are swing trades from when the market is volatile, I don't earn as much from holding long term positions overall. |
| The world cup taught me that there are black people in England. 🫱🏻🫲🏿 🏴 |
| The secret casino's don't want you to know - you always have the option to bet on something else. They think you're going to bet on black or banker, but no no no, you have option to bet on red or player. If you plan to play craps go play baccarat instead. Have your friend do the same ... you're welcome! |
| Algos bought. Not Wall Street. \nExpect Meta to give it all back next week. |
| Gonna dump Monday based on how hard they ramped and camped EoW |
| How do you know he's telling the truth.\n\nAnyone can just make up "screenshots" or lossporn. You're probably making up this story. So many levels of possible bullshit.\n\nI lost $25 million in the last 23 hours and I don't have a problem so I think your buddy is just fine.\n\nGullible ass dudes lmao |
| Crazy last night I dreamt I was sampling gas station slurpees. Didn’t realize it’s 7/11 day. Hmm |
| Is data poisoning real? Should I start a blog about how my cat loves carrots? |
| Yep, not arguing that, just that a scientist won't have any additional insight to provide in that regard. |
| Only bubble going to pop is dez nuts |
| Vikings gonna crush these Anglo Saxons |
| The Axios that has basically been the admin's mouthpiece through the war. |
| Show him that image of the guy who stops digging right before he hits the diamonds.\n\nHe should be rewarded since he already has diamond hands. |
| For tech it is. |
| Leap puts ITM. |
| Why do so many people fall for these “down $294,726,816,078.17 in the last 90 days” things? Lol |
| Went short? |
| Based skinny wsb milf. |
| The deadline that was invented by Axios? |
| Yeah, cause once everyone sees the party is over, they all want out as fast as possible. |
| OPEN THE HORMUSSY |
| Fuck harry kane |
| Today is 7/11 day |
| Every other Chad at a bank is a VP |
| Curious, what would you do with SMCI, narrative on mgmt is rough, company and products are good. Earnings coming. What's the move you like? |
| Tell him to send whatever money he has left to me. |
| fake bullshit post\n\nur homie is forbidden from trading securities due to being a senior position at a corpo firm |
| You can take the hottest under-dog in the World Cup against the biggest historical choke artist. Do you hate money? |
| shape it into a shiv, let it dry, then escape |
| Aight. Deadline hit. Boom or TACO? |
| 24 fwd p/e is not low, you're delusional \n\nI own a bunch of undervalued stocks with fwd P/E of 2 or 3 |
| Calls on FIFA if they show some hotties again |
| Don’t discourage him, do the opposite of all his trades and become rich. |
| Deez nuts\n\nWalnuts that is\n\n7 of them to be in fact |
| Isn't it crazy that the company who started and growled up by stealing the information and knowledge of all the humanity, now it's stealing again. |
| Why are you stopping your friend from making some money? You're not a good friend |
| https://preview.redd.it/kol61zouznch1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3565eca89fd28f86d2e42c52a16dcfda7d742394 |
| I'm an anglopoor and I could get 25k with no collateral on Monday no problem just through an online application, where are you? |
| Sell it when it’s in profit or break even then buy some shares. Long term it’s going to $2000 |
| I hate modern technology and social media as much as anyone, but how did people not ask for this? Everyone is using their shitty products all day, most of the time by choice. Market demand that is being supplied. \n\nBefore the internet it was movies and TV, which are what you think is an acceptable level of tech, but people thought they were antisocial and destructive in that time too. People want to mindlessly spend their time scrolling, or at the very least are not willing to resist doing it |
| He could’ve just given it to me |
| "Online friend from options trading Discord"\n\na) Is he your actual, irl friend? \nor \nb) Is he your online "friend"?\n\na) If you actually know this person: \nDon't? Why would you stop him from losing $1.5M? That's not your money and he probably does not care either. Let him play with daddy's money. Worse case is that he will have to work for a living\n\nb) You don't actually know this guy: \nHe's bullshitting you losers with edited pics. What a bunch of suckers LMAO |
| You're dealing with an addict, you have to treat him like an addict. \n\nYou can't help someone who doesn't want help. People don't change until they want to. |
| You do realize which subreddit you're commenting in, right? Maybe time to head over to r/investing. |
| All my money goes to my ex too, but she's on Earth. |
| Zuck said they were going to sell cloud compute and chips in spite of their AI morels lagging, them trying to enter a very crowded cloud compute space, and there not really being a shortage of chips, but a shortage of RAM, hard drives, and power. But as usual, it got Wall St to buy in even ad they were aldo getting huge fines put on them by the EU. |
| He's gonna do what he's gonna do. You can only do you. |
| May be if you ask noice, may be u/eddyg987 will let you. |
| You don’t stop an addict, they need to see how deep the rabbit hole goes and maybe one day decide to pull themselves out |
| You could call it Ferruberi! |
| What if this is a set up |
| those wings are gone bro |
| Small loan of a million dollars |
| Are you sure those are vibrations? |
| its Saturday its time for blackjack, porn and crying at night |
| He can clearly afford it. Maybe it’s chump change |
| If you dive deep enough into the economy you will find things nobody knows about and that's why it doesn't affect the market and you should just vibe |
| why norway all wearin jackets isnt it like 100 degrees lol |
| But you impressed a bunch of Internet guys by saying you had iron hands or diamond hands😹 |
| eli5 whats this 5 minute deadline about? |
| You can’t. Let him stop on his own. You can suggest he read about risk management, especially position sizing.\n\nHe either stops trading all together after blowing out or he learns the hard way and becomes a better trader - don’t get in the way of his journey |
| I think crypto risk/reward here is great! Personally I like sol and eth |
| What can this money guarantee you? Can you name one thing specific? |
| No really, don’t talk around it |
| I don't think any other IPO in US history has given a company a market cap above $1T. IPOs usually go up because you can buy in early enough that you can make money with the company such as GOOG ($23B market cap at IPO) and META ($104B market cap at IPO). SPCX coming in at $1.7T market cap at IPO is just insane given its current revenue projections. |
| Elon is secretly gay and he wants to fk Sam Altman's gay ass |
| England will have to change their name to Haaland if they get defeated |
| US starts to hit Iran hard, Iran hits US targets hard. Lots of causalities. By Monday 30 minutes after opening bell circuit breakers are triggered. And all of us in WSB will lose our collective shit seeing trades not being completed. |
| Can anyone explain why NVDA is trading at such a hilariously low forward PE? \n\nFFS, it's half of WMT's \n\nWhat's the secret? |
| Wish I was an Amerifat sometimes.\n\nThey give credit to hobos on the street with no colateral to go and buy crack. \n\nI just want 25k to buy stonks. \nI need a mansion as colateral to get that kind of money around here. \nEuropoors be europooring. |
| Like 5 bucks or 5 million? |
| I know |
| He’s one trade away from making it big is encourage him to keep going if anything. |
| Depends on if we’re counting unrealized losses or not. |
| As it turns out, Culver's scoopie tokens are actually the best hedge against inflation |
| normies went from AI deniers to "experts" in AI |
| https://preview.redd.it/gfk0phlkynch1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcd0a058895eeade712ab3423ad0dfe22d982260 |
| Thanks for the kind words king I hope to prove you right🫡 |
| Rent one with a fake id and dont return it |
| `[unavailable]` |
| Let's go Norway! 🚣♂️RO!🚣♂️RO!🚣♂️RO! |
| Just lend him some money. |
| Rule of 2 bud, first and last name are Asian that's too much. Hope Chang has a nickname. |
| MU bears, how mad r u going to be on Monday? |
| Damn! Just one more trade bro ! |
| He is losing generational wealth on betting. |
| he's either beyond help or full of shit and grooming you for a scam |
| Yup, just after 24h ultimatum ends |
| Report him to different Brokers having a gambling addiction |
| He's not up $15, that would indeed be a tremendous achievement if we're talking all time. His net worth is $15. |
| Im buying more and more every few days still at this point 🤷 |
| Greenland is about arctic claims and supply chains. The way he's going about it is of course... full regard. |
| Just inverse him and make 1.5mil to motivate him to keep going |
| Yes I'd say 220+ to 140 is plummeting what's your definition |
| Sell bussy |
| Can we get a market wide tech rally soon. 2 months without one is like 2 years for a degenerate like me. |
| https://preview.redd.it/iuevkmlyxnch1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=207be5771b4af4f8cef66f7ee1301fdc8775afb4 |
| But boss |
| See, you're mistake is using chatgpt when you should be using Grok. Switch to Grok and you'll see that everything is fine. |
| What about the one after 909 |
| I think Charlie Mungus also said once during one of the Berkshire Hathaway conferences "I always buy 1DTE ATM SPY options, there's no bigger rush on this earth" |
| I think you're in \ntrouble here |
| I like how polymarket has a market for whether mitch McConnell is dead or not but they phrase is at "will mitch McConnell cast any votes in the senate this month"\n\nLmao |
| This thread has died. Just like my port |
| https://preview.redd.it/f2lp9gspxnch1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7cae6ae605addfe17f0316fa26f54c614af9826 |
| Guys, got a call for sept $1100 on MU am I cooked? |
| I experienced my first bidet in Japan 10 years ago and it was life changing |
| I’m gonna be sick this dude Abdul is holding my 12pc wings hostage in his civic bruh. \n\nIt’s been 1:15hr I don’t want them anymore I’m gonna get Sam and Ella |
| Counter trade him. You will be up 500K |
| hey |
| Starting next week, we are going to experience the bull candles along with the veins, enjoy your weekend and expend some money |
| Just took a look at this. Fundamentals seem good, technicals look even better. \n\nMove from $16-$26 has opened the door to $30 soon. Above that $35 then $41.3. I think earnings run-up with options is the play, shares for long term. Last time it was in this area in a bull trend was 5/2025, squeezed up to the $40 range. could happen again. I will bite. |
| I want to become a professional scat artist. \*clears throat\* \n \n*Skibity-bee-bop, duba-doo-wop!* \n*Bip-bam, flippity-flam, skeet-scat-skoodle-do!* \n*Za-ba-da-ba, diddy-boom, shoobee-do-wop-bam...*\n\nThat's all. Carry on. |
| Basically Apple for most of its lifetime. \n |
| Yeah I look like I am in my 60s because I am in my 60s |
| He’s onto a winner |
| I want in that group |
| Umm, I think you're in the wrong sub with that kind of advice. r/investing is over there in the back. |
| Don’t. Just become his wife’s bf |
| Don't tell him to stop. Instead c hallenge him to take 10k and turn into 40k |
| Gay |
| Monday 🚀 🌕 |
| The odds will be locked in by then. Too late to make any money. |
| 🅱️on't 🅱️now, I just conform to the norm. 🅱️tory of my life \n\nI just have a cnpaste of 🅱️ and now you can too |
| Double down? Not here. Tell him to use up that margin and double down. |
| Iran deadline 16 minutes. We're about to TACO so hard. |
| About the same as their sub-100 IQ |
| Don't let him stop. Worst gamblers stop just before they win big. Best keeps going! |
| How deep in the money do you buy the calls and do you have a certain percentage or spread that you look for to sell the weekly on? |
| Thank you. Every time I usually bring that up I get downvoted straight to the bottom. |
| I'll tell you after my 5th burrito |
| Damn you must really be giving it to your bf for him to be farting on ur ballsack like that. Props. |
| Google Veo has had too much traffic all day, the AI boom is just beginning |
| drop the discord link boyo |
| requires proper a proper seal |
| I officially broke positive net worth last week |
| What's the polymarket on you breaking your plumbing |
| You’re gonna get cucked. Zuck is pushing this to 900 EOY |
| Through its doors |
| Big peace deal announcement Sunday night before futures open |
| I can find out for you if you really want |
| i just love when a good fart vibrates my ballsack on the way out |
| That boy would be a legend in wsb. He's the Sultan of Swat, The King of Crash, Colossus of Clout...$1.5M loss is like adding all the regarded losses in here together. |
| Everyone sayin the market is rigged or the world cup is rigged, but what really needs to be rigged is my toilet for heavy use. Cuz I'm going to pick up some taco bell right now. |
| I mean this is straight up corporate theft and espionage. |
| Didn’t he know with a million bucks he could hook up with two chicks |
| You are certainly right. But he looks like he is in his 50s and I seriously doubt it. |
| Does he have a wife? She might be lonely. |
| Just tell him to give me the money and a couple of days later I'll say it's gone. |
| profit engines” sonuds like a weird flex ngl |
| Unironically calls on Openai. |
| Yeah I would be thinking about laying some of that off |
| If its green jack it, if its red jack it |
| how do you type the B? also what does it mean? wahts the significance of replacing the letters with a B? Question I've always been wondering (but too scared to ask until now). |
| One of us |
| About tree fiddy |
| Suck cock |
| Let's gamble. I got a wad on Norway 3-1. |
| I feel like murdered people don’t get enough hate. A lot of times they are just inconvenient as fuck for the murderer |
| What do you think is the average person’s net worth writing comments here? |
| UwU |
| full port 0dte calls every day at open |
| The only money I have made in options is covered calls. |
| 🏴💪 |
| Praise be to allah, thanks Obama |
| Oh boy, a new Elon and Sam Altman beef 🍿 |
| He's vice president at a firm? Tell him to dip into his firm's capital to fund his trading. He can keep doubling down on losing positions as long as he has enough capital. |
| Just tell him what move will get him to +250% on his original investment... problem solved! |
| If the extent of your “friendship” with this person is chatting on discord, you’re not in a position to help him with this kind of thing. |
| Stop? This is the source of our equity. All our “self-guided” retirements and ex-pdt rule degenerate gamblers need this equity. |
| Hahaha |
| UK brokerages need to post their client win rates...you know up to 90pct of retail traders lose money right? It's a retarded game you guys keep playing. The sooner you realize buy and hold without leverage is the correct strategy the better it will be for your retirement. |
| Peace deal |
| Haaland in 24 minutes 🤤 |
| 😅:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/blursed\_videos/s/L6YhKoCVGy |
| Switching to drugs and alcohol might be a little less costly |
| Good time to bet on Norway? |
| Money on Zuck he has lizard person strength |
| In my pocket then |
| 🤌 |
| Just ask him what trades he is making before he does then you do the opposite. You'll make alot of money. |
| No |
| The best thing is to tell him to reduce the amount hes willing to gamble till he starts noticing hes profitable and if hes not then tell him to just stop trading. |
| 🫴👇 |
| bers in shamgles |
| No that's fine Mr T, we already did that. You sit right down and the nurse will bring you a nice cup of tea |
| Yes |
| In my pocket |
| There is no way this doesn't work |
| MOAR UPPIES PLEASE🫴 |
| Sound like 50/50 and that's a good chance |
| I think we all have cashed out that old IRA account from that bullsbit job where we had and quite at 27, took a trip, bought some drugs and toys, and funded a Robinhood account, doubled our money, cashed out profit, rinse/repeat, lost all but 10,352, brought it back to 150,372, cashed out, Yada yada, Trump…Tariff….Iran, now $42,538 and just scalping QQQ OPTIONS, right?!? |
| IS THAT THE SOUND OF A MOWER I HEAR🫴 |
| whats the quickest way to a lambo |
| Nonsense. |
| To the Moon next week |
| Need to park 10k on Monday |
| Buy low sell high, retard. |
| I’d like to 6of9 7of9 on 8/9 because she’s a solid 9/9 |
| Posted this as a comment but I'm gonna put it up here to help the dum dums that don't understand the significance of this;\n\nMost of Japans economy is tied up in US equities (the Yen carry trade) because their currency is shit. They can borrow money cheaply over there and invest it in the US stock market to make dat skrilla\n\nWhen they hike rates it forces the people who borrowed yen ( the $ they used to buy us equities) to call it back to pay off their debt before the inerest hike makes the trade unprofitable. That causes a cascade sell off in US equities, because thats where the money is. \n\nTLDR:\nPuts on US equities \n\n\nYou're welcome |
| October 2022 no? |
| Low unemployment, high real gdp growth, bussiness friendly government, low interest rates, the fed moneyprinting for 6 years and going, a rich middle class with money to spend, a revolutionary new technology being rolled out. \n\nIts hard to see when the American economy has ever done better. |
| Solid advice, at least get that loss karma and become well regarded in the community. |
| Did you not watch the blackberry movie? That company is done |
| 1. You don't have discord friends.\n2. We have a saying in surgery: every bleeding eventually stops, when you loose all the blood. |
| At least aircon and déodorant aren't treasonous acts. |
| Help him lose the rest |
| This an ad for whatever discord group you’re pushing isn’t it |
| https://preview.redd.it/ovdk0apkunch1.jpeg?width=487&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f9c8b2c25dc4a98a908854559881ba3db6d0440 |
| Throw Zuck in there for shits and giggles. |
| We did the needfull |
| Fuck is this? I need a green or red line to understand if I can jack off to this or not |
| There's a funny story about a guy who worked for the Naval Nuclear Propulsion Program hiding a USB with submarine info inside of a peanut butter sandwich |
| Tell him to post his trades on wsb. We like loss porn. |
| Sndk to 1T market cap. |
| I hope Norway wins, simply to keep the rowing going |
| 1 year before it was at 790 |
| What now? |
| 80085 🤭 |
| He will earn my upvote |
| you make a good point |
| Try btc 100x |
| Bikini 👙 booties 😩 |
| I don’t see any green or red, so idk what I’m looking at.. |
| He will crack the code |
| Most likely |
| Sting is slowed down by having to carry the rest of them. |
| Avg bull market lasts 5-9 years, this bull run started in Jan 2023 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 |
| There's no way grant cardone has very much money |
| Support him more. He'll be done soon. |
| Gotta work with what I have. Not expecting to become the 1%. But I am expecting to not have to work until I die. |
| Praise Kier! |
| That’s not incredibly bearish. Microsoft’s chart is incredibly bearish |
| I hope the market is red Monday not because im a bear but to load up on shares |
| When his account hits $0 is when he will stop |
| OK I understand you're a bot made to advertise BYD and hate on tesla but would you actually answer my question? |
| 🅱️EEKEND 🅱️ASDAQ 🅱️OOMING🫴\n\nGotta respect the conventions bro |
| bear mentality we are always one step away from market crash , pandemonium, and Armageddon. |
| In 2026, making 100k per year doesn't give you much room to mess up. You're doing the right thing for your situation (assuming you want a normal life, family, etc.). |
| I have an in-real-life friend of over 30 years that meets this same description. He's not really a trader (although he would disagree with that take), he's a degenerate gambler and makes terrible choices. The most I can do is to nudge him in the direction of not making absolutely terrible trades, like trading naked shorts of volatile stocks. \n\nLike any addict, there's nothing one can do directly, that's a decision they have to make. |
| PLTR should go up with trump announcing 1000 missile at Iran and a continuous war, correct? |
| https://preview.redd.it/kmhhempqtnch1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4757a26249f8a34a6e11b33d691a11086fc5ab61\n\n \nDailyhub.io sick app |
| Sounds like an addiction. |
| the article states they bought a startup by ex-apple prodyct designer for 5 billion |
| bro wtf, META is at 670? wth happened |
| Is he crying in the casino? |
| Hahaha! Basically a way better description of my bet |
| Uh huh, “my friend” 🤣 |
| If losing 1.5 million won’t do it, you can’t. |
| and Engrish |
| Here’s the neat part. You don’t. \n\nHe’s an adult. It’s his fucking problem. |
| **BYD 10% to 97% in just 9 minutes**, even in freezing conditions down to -30°C. \n\nFor a standard Tesla (like a Model 3 or Model Y), going from **10% to 80%** in severe sub-zero cold typically takes **30 to 45 minutes** if the battery is cold. If you want to push it all the way to **97%**, you are looking at well over **an hour**. |
| Come back Monday and you will see |
| Wow sick |
| So glad I didn't chase and buy SaaS stocks over the years |
| “BOLS ARE THE BEST TRADERS OF ALL TIME! CONGRATULATIONS, MR. BOL. YOU HAVE BEATEN US BERS FOR 10 YEARS, AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO WASTE OUR TIME FIGHTING YOU ANY LONGER. WE CAN’T WIN. DO A GREAT JOB, SIR, RUNNING OUR MARKET.” |
| Honest talk.. he needs to stop or just make tiny bets.. maybe long term and sit on them.. |
| They hid him in the Epstein Files along with the rest of the parties dirty laundry |
| Amerifats all got that gut parasite so shitting themselves |
| Where 👀 |
| Ask for positions and reverse them |
| BEEKEND BASDAQ BOOMING🫴 |
| Why? |