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| tax free gains |
| https://preview.redd.it/oj15x79ofvqg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a607d2054ae6718981442c45a01850a4b24e937b\n\nAt the vet |
| FT always using notional value in headlines to make it sound bigger. My 33,000 NVDA 0DTE 500Cs also have a notional value of $580mn. Will cost me about tree fiddy though. |
| Just 41% cooked. Not too bad |
| Thinking about moving to the Carolina’s or Georgia. \n\nWhere is better? |
| short term pain |
| Iranian state run media isn’t to be trusted at all, but there probably were no talks anyway. |
| How do you get it? My fat ass needs it |
| So you thought that a market based on lies, manipulation, rumors was honest and predictable?. BRRRROOOTHER, we learn about how unpredictable is the market on the first day of business school. |
| You belong here. |
| Canada is just a shitter USA. Worse weather, less jobs, salaries are less |
| What did you do to him? |
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| lol I lost everything. Lost all I have. I never felt this broken. |
| \*cough\* Isreali insiders \*cough\* |
| Yea, you killed this. Congrats! |
| Fight the bounce at your peril. |
| eh I'm not going to hate on that. shes an artist, why be boring. |
| Then we get Houthi-style attacks on shipping in the Strait from rogue IRGC paramilitaries as Iran disintegrates into a civil war lol |
| Depends on how effective control is. You can hold an island, but if they're still flinging lawnmowers with bombs attached at ships, they won't sail. |
| Yup, it was years of my own research I realized they literally dont have to cover shit. There's no magical system that pops into place when a magic number is hit. It’s extremely wealthy people deciding when laws and regulation matters. And they will never rule against themselves. Why would they? |
| Fact checking is for traitors |
| When you see one cockroach, there are probably more. |
| Obliterated |
| apparently the indian wegovy is $5/week\n\nnovo cooked |
| His deputy: Hal E. Tosis |
| Iran is being such a dick right now. |
| You're greedy and won't admit it. |
| Ofc it's Iran dude |
| In other words, Israeli insiders doing israeli insider things |
| … wow.\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/rvj87xyhfvqg1.jpeg?width=889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7631a13d7bd49f192d015bb71db46fc6ae180afc |
| Everyday, I regret not scooping up sandisk at $45. |
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| USA: Ok, no worries, take your time. Let’s circle back next week and see where we are then, does that sound good? |
| If they IPO, they will go full WeWork.\nI am sure they have some....creative... accounting on the books, which will become very public. |
| After high school I gambled with the “college lottery”. 45k of debt or so now and nothing to show for it. I’m okay, content, and figuring things out. You’ll be okay. It was a mistake. |
| 🌮🤣 |
| *mostly everyone here* |
| Only 2x your salary 🤨 |
| he got that dog in em |
| Aweeeee |
| Graded+r |
| Like a WWE betrayal |
| in shallah |
| Don't worry Imperial Guards will now take him out themselves. |
| Yeah today was a big grift. |
| https://preview.redd.it/09285wtcfvqg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b7a3916856036ebe8ff7bf06e39222da03ac822\n\n |
| I don’t work for them but isn’t this what Acorns controls for? |
| Spit your shit king\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/7sms8ssbfvqg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be29cb433241f9a266bbee928d95aea989b7557e |
| I just got paycheck and it's all hookers and blow out here. |
| I don’t believe anything they say at all |
| I’d hold and take a nap |
| Look at her makeup 🤡 |
| https://preview.redd.it/sgmumg2bfvqg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cba516ba702673ba3a1be6ff7bcf882af18646b\n\n |
| Look at the bright side, you get to post your losses here. |
| Trailing stop cancelled out my sell position on that massive dump moments before it dropped 😭😭 |
| c'mon futures .let's go |
| I mean how dumb can you be ? You just buy puts Willy nilly? Anyone with half a brain knew the market was going to go up and smash all you no brains today. |
| I’m sorry, may I please have another boot to lick 🥹 |
| In Singapore, that’s like 1/3 of a Toyota |
| Imagine going into a pile of debt because you tried to trade options |
| Not only that but they disabled comments after like 20 minutes. Basically all of them were calling out the open corruption |
| If trumps tweet that everything is fine with Iran, you are done |
| And when you sell the house, you'll make more money than you would have constantly fucking with it. |
| What was the iron condor? |
| Remy likes his new toy |
| they’ll be relaxing on the beach celebrating their victory….surprise |
| Little European Texas |
| https://preview.redd.it/1t2ls2w7fvqg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c77e65feb02a1d9b248aa32345fb85b76773569 |
| So buying 0DTE an hour before close is the ultimate money making machine |
| Dozens affected |
| my port has been bouncing between 40 and 70k for like 2 months i could have just been cash this whole time im such a retard |
| Nothing, so they are. |
| That's the cleptocra- uhm, rule of law, yes, the rule of law. |
| His love for you really shines in this photo |
| Are you aware of what pref equity is? |
| You’re lucky they didn’t lay you off. Be more grateful |
| LOL so he was able to TACO after all |
| Is there a way to ever find who did this and hold them accountable? |
| They're going to be posted up outside Kharg to up the pressure on Iran |
| Lmao, that would require introspection. And he learned everything he needed to know in first grade. He said so himself |
| Make sure to take the Wock |
| He got no time for that |
| It’s sooooo freaking good |
| SPOTIFY CUTS 15 JOBS, ABOUT 3% OF PODCASTING TEAM\n\nHow is this news lmao |
| Fuck him. Just fuck him. |
| It’s 40k, 1 year of of real job, eat lentils and oats, save money and you’re back in the game |
| imagine staring at delayed futures data 😂 |
| And how has he done that exactly give me your years of military expertise I'm sure it will be riveting 👂 |
| Is HIMS cooked now that India is flooding the market with copycat Novo pills |
| Depends if they do that fire onion train choo choo thing for you. |
| If that is what you are into |
| Remember if you study hard and work hard one day you may be let into the insider trading group chat. Until then keep up the grindset while barely hanging on. |
| what if: TACO says we have spoken to their spokes person, hes a great dude, we gonna make him leader of iran, war is won. we going home now.\n\nBut in reality, hes in jail/dead, i mean media doesnt seem to fact check this administration so, who will know? |
| 🙏 |
| ngl i think the marines will actually take control of the strait and for a long time too, maybe <20 casualties, i'll probably buy on the next dip |
| Waiting on my neighbor to ring my doorbell bell. \n\nI’ve only been waiting 3 months for him but I know it will happen any day now. |
| Iran: No |
| So for a man it's 3 in the stink? Asking for a friend. |
| Yeah, it's hot as balls out here |
| Clearly you don’t understand what pref equity is based on your reply. |
| Even the interns do it on Polymarket and sheeit. |
| Busted my ass on a major deal ended up saving the company 2x my salary \n\nI’ll be lucky to get a 3% raise this year lmao \n |
| New toy for remy because he had rough day at the vet\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/06fbs4hzevqg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=244e637986502f2627908f1a45c9ef5b952be097 |
| These mods are the biggest troglodytes |
| Got swole, stopped buying puts, and still regarded? |
| Hate to break it to you, but a lot of Wendy’s have been closing down lately. Dumpsters included\n\nIf that’s not a recession indicator, I don’t know what is |
| Sober too. Man. |
| Friday i throw an iron coin and bought puts. Then hold to long on Monday, |
| I don’t need luck 😎 (yes I do) |
| Putting your toaster in the microwave makes the bread come out more crisp |
| Or in the NY Fed with all the $42/oz gold that is definitely still there and not removed/sold. |
| My old 401k account I haven't contributed to it since '07 has made a ton. Stopped contributing at 60k and it's up to 180k now just by not touching it.\n\nOP, there's nothing wrong with changing careers if you're not good at your chosen one. 20k in the hole is fixable. But stick to the old adage of, 'If you can't afford to lose the money, don't gamble with it'. |
| The fog of war..... brain fog of war. 😂 |
| The only issue is they so levered to the tits that 20% correction would turn into a 70% correction on citadel’s books can’t have that, they’d rather fuck retail for 5 years on options and if it hits the fan the use their tax money to get bailed out |
| Only if you’re part of Epsteins ring |
| I used to think this too, but it's actually a super easy meal. Great to make when feeling lazy. You just boil the coconut milk, add curry paste and whatever sautéed additions and it's done. |
| Unfortunately this breaks down because a bankruptcy is handled by a bankruptcy court who oversees an auction of the assets. The debt holders typically are the ones who decide what happens, not the equity. And in those cases the debt has lost money, it’s considered the worst possible outcome if you’re a debt investor and the company files for bankruptcy. You don’t file if the existing equity has value, you file because the liabilities exceed the asset value. |
| Hey it’s not his fault it’s everyone elses for lying. They worked hard to cheat him out of his money. |
| oh wait that was the joke huh |
| You can cry into your girlfriend's big breasts |
| They nuke DC |
| Shitshow earnings with no good quality stocks to bet on |
| At least I can enjoy losing my cock. Was so happy last year when I started, my special ed ass was in all facets of AI up 18%…well I’m in all facets of getting pounded now. What I get for being sober |
| This is why very few traders make consistent profits from options |
| You can cry into your girlfriend's big breasts |
| Source? |
| >trading has destroyed my life\n\nGreed destroyed your life. Nobody made you issue high risk trades. Take responsibility. |
| Closing early got you $1.5k, doesn’t sound screwed to me 🤷♂️ profit is profit king |
| Does the mango clan speak Italian? |
| USA: OPEN THE STRAIT OR YOU WILL FEEL THE FULL FORCE OF THE US MIGHT! FIRE AND FURY! \nIran: No. \nUSA: Well, ok then, what about next week? |
| Altman is 150% banking on the assumption that if shit hits the fan, he will get a bailout as the banks got in 2008.\nHe is just ignoring that the banks were 1) profitable; 2) essential to the economy.\nOpenAI and Ai companies in general are neither. |
| first create a harsh 48 hour ultimatum. now give them a 5 day hold period to make them relax. then carry out a sneak attack guaranteed to bring them to their knees.\n\nright? isn't that the kind of tactic he's tried to use over and over? |
| BPD |
| My plastic knife said you're a liar |
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| Get hit by a fucking bus you god damned piece of shit |
| The 3% pump |
| now you’re just a fit retarded bear |
| Any WSB correspondents with live news from the front lines?😂🫡 |
| So the SEC won’t let me be. Or let me be me, so let me see. |
| What happens if 🥭 gets confused and starts bombing Israel? |
| Work starts at 6 if your not a soy boy office nerd |
| Iran lied about not having talks? |
| No i dont ol dirt dog |
| Ayuh h... Pretty sure those weren't "bets". |
| Martha Stewart |
| DM me for the invite to the signals chat, cashapp only |
| What ticker is that? also calls or puts? |
| I mean, we very much are in an all or nothing gamble right now. \n\n1. If the U.S. cannot stop Israel from agitating the problem further and create a peace deal;\n\n2. Or if the U.S. and Israel combined cannot successfully contain Kharg Island and the Strait of Hormuz **safely** over a long term Iranian regime transition period, the world will enter a global energy crisis. |
| Automatically doing better than op. |
| Seriously though, what's stopping everyone in this administration from just insider trading as much as they want, then getting a blanket pardon from Trump on his way out of office? Morality? |
| They lock him in the Federal Reserve. |
| How do you mean? I trade them overnight no problem. |
| Private credit titans aren’t sounding any alarms. The alarms are coming from financial media |
| Yes but at least they used to have the decency to lie to us |
| Context matters… he was given a very specific scenario and definition of AGI. He answered yes to that scenario. Not in general |
| The name of this mysterious Iranian top official? \n\n\nThat's right: I.P Freehly |
| This has got to stop. We need Apocalypse Now |
| Friday I closed an Iron Condor early for 1.5k profit, could have closed it near end of day for 7k. Today, bought a Put Debit Spread, hit 2.5k profit, decided to hold it to see if I could reach 50% profit, and market goes back up. I'm screwed if I close early and screwed if I hold too long. |
| Manipulation of markets, insider trading and the war is not even close to being over. |
| I live in 150 SF |
| #Lmoooooaaaoo\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/oil/comments/1s1umv2/iran_trolls_trump_with_videos_being_removed_on_x/ |
| Sammy Altman makes Madoff looks like a lady at this rate |
| He gets off on the destruction of the rainforest |
| Sure.\n\nAnd how did that work out with tariffs? |
| Good luck pal!! |
| You guys think the cuntrag has any hope of understanding how bad he done fucked up? |
| Always have been |
| I sold everything the day before the inauguration of the orange foolius. And came out 12% up. I'll take it. I'll play again once this is over.... |
| lmao....omg |
| Starting to seriously consider moving to Poland |
| It took me this long to realize that The OnlyFans CEO could get anyone he wanted ... literally anyone |
| If you’re listening to this regard I’ve got a bridge to sell you |
| why do you act like that? like what? the way that you act you see why people don't wanna be around you? |
| Cut off weiner |
| trump can stay irrational longer than you can do whatever |
| Somewhere out there my boy Rosco is still sending it on AMD. May your wealth bless us all |
| Because it’s not guaranteed. It’s a preferred return, extremely common financial concept you learn in basic finance courses. |
| Because she’s ugly on the inside and out |
| SEC doesn't lock anyone up\n\nSEC is just a civil regulatory body\n\nThey would have to refer the case to the FBI/DOJ, who then pursues criminal charges\n\nAlso every federal agency has been hijacked by this administration, with leadership installed whose primary goal is to cripple the very agencies they run and make them incapacitated from fulfilling their lawful function as required by congress (congress, majority controlled by R's, is allowing it)\n\nAnd here we are. This administration will go down with the biggest insider trading and grift enrichment in history |
| you abused this bussy tho 🙁 |
| Honest question cause i have no idea, what’s a normal volume / amount in a day? |
| TLT looking like it's gonna shit |
| “Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?” |
| Honestly the manipulation/insider trading is the biggest red flag to me \n\nFeels like middle class being setup as bagholders when this falls apart \n |
| Fun fact: Heating up your knife in the microwave makes slicing butter easier |
| Same especially for steaks once like you know how to make it decent all other steak places are like dumb |
| Beau |
| I hate you. |
| That dude literally called out trump today and said it was fake news.. hell no |
| I can’t be a bear cause Donald cares about the stock market too much and I can’t be a bull cause I don’t feel comfortable so just going to continue being a retard |
| If you really didn’t care you wouldn’t say anything back lol you care |
| Fucking maytagged™ |
| You’re up 25% & didn’t sell RIP |
| Inshallah |
| Israel said they will have boots on the ground this week |
| How old are you and what's your yearly income? For you to have built up $100k tells me you were doing something right. |
| Who gives a shit about the gaming division. Azure growth is the only thing that matters to drive margin expansion. You also have copilot adoption acceleration for commercial segment. |
| Accurate except your last part is more how the LPs in the private equity fund allocate returns between GP and LP. The actual investment that the PE fund makes into a company doesn’t typically have return hurdles because they are majority common equity holders. |
| why is chappell roan so miserable\n\n |
| Blaming someone else for your own gambling woes is certainly a choice. |
| Problem is if they do something now, they will just get a pardon. Collect data and get them when the next regime comes in. |
| I was audited for like 8k once, and I didn't owe it |
| Iran now killing all the guys Donny named as possible next leader of the country. |
| I was almost a fat retarded bear but I went to the gym and lifted |
| $80+ for rest of this year going into next year from what I've been reading unless there's a global recession, then we'll have bigger problems 😂 |
| Please no more winning! |
| So much going on right now |
| As long as we pump it can be ghosts |
| Dude tried to make money on market collapse due to war. Yeah, I feel so sorry for your loss. |
| Smart enough to get $100k to trade, but not smart enough to get a job w/health insurance? \n\nThe American Dream |
| Didn't someone do that in the '70s on Faces of Death? |
| Breaking: APOLLO PRIVATE CREDIT FUND TAKES USES RETAIL INVETORS MOUTHS AS TOILET AND SHITS DOWN THEIR NECKS |
| Got it for two, did steak+scallops and a steak+shrimp with tip to the driver was 87, but it was really far away so I tipped $15 |
| Classic inverse wsb play |
| Commissioning some “My Other Ride Is My Wife’s Boyfriend’s Cock” bumper stickers for the wsb faithful. Dm if interested. |
| Actually genius 🧠 |
| Ban bet it then cowboy |
| Good news is that Amazon is hiring\n\nhttps://preview.redd.it/ff8nj0h1evqg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f56a87dc82d08fcce0fea288dbaf4a673608a13 |
| I have never abused a substance, I cherished all like of them |
| Good thing I have them.. and NVDA, TSM, and AMD. I like getting fucked in every hole possible |
| ~~traders~~ Barron Trump. There I fixed it. |
| Pre alert for missiles in northern Israel. Doesn’t sound like it’s winding down at all. |
| > **Iran launches new wave of missiles toward Israel**\n#\nWhy would they do this?? 🥭 said they want a deal 😲😲 |
| And what about him? |
| Also, you get to diddle kids! |
| Even in death the chimp would still have a higher IQ |
| Sounds like you're projecting your frustration onto the system. Trading can be brutal, but it's important to own the decisions made along the way. Maybe it's time to step back and reevaluate your approach or consider talking to someone about your situation. |
| Bruh I ain't making no curry or whatever. |
| Main road to Beirut is blocked off my Israeli |
| Double margarita lunch and then farted on the furniture at West elm. Ber season is IN baby |
| I am winning so much, I have tears in my eyes as a big strong man, I can't handle it anymore, it isntoo much winning... |
| The USA saw drone warfare and said you know what. Fuck these fpv pilots here flying tiny whoops through thigh gaps, let's ban this shit. You could've had the next elite airforce, cucks. |
| No, yes, but no. Holding until 25th. It’s been a good run between WULF ONDS and ANNA these weeks. |
| "JUST IN: TACO reportedly considering Iran's parliamentary speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf as a potential US-backed leader." |
| https://preview.redd.it/axnf2dl2evqg1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33120994d2c86c21652e50bed2be2e145b8f6fc6 |
| Same, I was honestly pumped when I saw the huge shrek dick SPY pre-market bullshit manipulation candle this morning, puts nice and cheap. Also bought 6/18 AAL 5$ puts. They don’t hedge against oil prices anymore. |
| The worst thing that could happen is markets sideways for 5-6 years .. folks continue dca on 401ks just to be eaten up by inflation and being underwater. I would rather take a 20% correction from here and then V towards spy 8000 |
| No one gives a shit. What are we going to do, stop gambling? (Yes) |
| Sigh. The high schooler perma bulls from India have arrived. See you all tomorrow |
| People who eat at restaurants are just wasting money. You're just paying like 30% above cost + tips for the dishes, just make them at home. I only eat fast food if I go out, never restaurants |
| are you getting sushi too\n\nwith sushi and hibachi for 3 people $80\n\nobviously cheap sushi/hibachi lol |
| Why is it always right-wingers telling people not to post shit snowflake ass mfers |
| Middle East is getting hit hard right now what toilet talk did Donny get into |
| What are you gonna do about it, peasant? \n\nNow go to bed. Work starts at 9. |
| Fuck Amazon, hate their garbage |
| Overnight isn't great tho |
| Not that I don’t believe these people are sketchy af, but what does the normal Friday end of day weekend hedge volume look like? |
| Holding 660c for tomorrow \n\n\n |
| I spend too much there |
| mods keep removing the cnbc story about insider trading at 6:50 am |
| Straight up bullshit that the only nice houses in my area are like 4K SF. I don't need dat shit, bruh. Give me 2500, maybe 3K SF with a goddamn 2 car garage and modern amenities. The fuck. |
| Can’t afford crude |
| Right, man thinks hes so smart when all he did was get lucky |
| The best newsletter. A newsletter like you’ve never seen before. Some people, a lot people actually, say the greatest newsletter ever. |
| Just make a billion off the one trade and then you are immune again. |
| I’ll explain this to you and then you can see why asking if it’s legal is dumb. \n\nOpenAI needs to raise a lot of capital. They are going to private equity firms and asking for capital. They are trying to sell Preferred Equity shares instead of regular common equity because they want to keep the upside. Pref Equity typically pays out ahead of common equity but behind debt; sometimes (not always) the pref has a minimum return hurdle that gets paid before the common equity. Sometimes the pref gets the minimum return (usually called a liquidation preference) AND they participate pro rata in the common equity proceeds (called a participating preferred); sometimes they don’t participate.\n\nMy guess here is OpenAI knows the equity is valuable with huge upside so they are trying to avoid dilution by offering a pref with a 17.5% annual dividend non cash dividend and have the pref non participating. This gives the investor a minimum annual return of 17.5% (assuming the debt at the company is fully paid and there are proceeds to distribute) and prevents the current owners from getting diluted. |
| They hired an Indian woman who only has 2 years of AI exp to head their gaming division. You are beyond cooked |
| Dick shrivels in both situations |
| Lmao |
| I haven't been in years but they definitely did not skimp out and the flavor is legendary. |
| I’m old enough to remember when we won a trade war 3 times a week. |
| https://preview.redd.it/h56n7a7ldvqg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=067e9f55ba02bebe376950c67945787c6e077913\n\n |
| Nah he is still fed posting. Code Silver |
| They still are. |
| SEC has been gutted. They don’t do shit anyways. |
| Seriously, it’s not the end of the world. I know it feels like crap now, but you’ll get over it. You’re still alive. One day you’ll look back at this and say how dumb you were and laugh a little.\n\nRemember, don’t go chasing waterfalls |
| How much should ordering hibachi and getting it a taxi to your house cost? \n |
| Buddy, the Good News is that YOU LEARNED from this. You will move on and rebuild into a better person. It will take time but you will. \n\nPls take time to process all your emotions, the good, the bad, the ugly. DO NOT BOTTLE INSIDE. Let it out. Talk yourself thru it in private if that helps. |
| Scam Altman has got to be maximally panicking right now lmfao |
| Someone once told me\n\nLove her\n\nJust love her |
| Jason Airbourne |
| They even discovered the straight of hurmuz |
| ppl saying war talks going well wheres the source?? |
| Pump n’ Dump |
| Please give me $7000, I don't deserve it, I don't need it as much as that other guy, but it would be really funny if you gave $7K to a random redditor who explicitly doesn't need $7K as much as the other guy. |
| how many tens of times are we gonna see this headline on separate occasions before the SEC does something? |
| Let’s announce end of war again tomorrow I think we keep doing it until spy 700 wonder how many times until it stops working |
| At this point, I am no longer surprised. This has been happening before every major announcement. |
| I mean flooding the country with millions of 3rd world economic migrants and destroying the rule of law in cities rubs people the wrong way. |
| At least a 50/50 |
| Really? Because every week unemployment is like 210k which is super normal for a decade. There's no big unemployment at all Mr ber |
| Advanced Money Destroyer hands over the crown |
| They will bring the swat team for your ass. |
| Op is right and so are most of the comments. Hard shiny metal has done much better and just sits there. As JASHUA said- the only way to win is not to play the game |
| so mango claimed that he won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, needs no help to win the war, and it wasn't a war, just an excursion. Also he obliterated 100% of Iran's military, and now needs $200 billion to destroy the remaining 0%. Calls. |
| Finding it really hard to give a fuk about work lately. I guess I did save those feckers $42K today. So there's that. |
| Here’s the best part. Futures aren’t regulated by the SEC! 😀 |
| Honestly? From one gambling degenerate who deals with at most a couple hundred bucks a day... stop. 88k in one day is 14 months of work at 45 an hour. |
| 😂 see? 🥭 Supports education! |
| Someone tell 🥭 100 years ago some guy invented the dingleberry comb to see if that inspires new national policy. |
| Yeah fuck this, why invest and trade? “It’s the responsible thing to do when you are young”, yeah when the economy keeps shitting?!?\n\nI think it’d be more responsible to do blow off hookers in Cabo at this point |
| The source is from Bloomberg |
| Joe Rogan is eating a live chimp on his stream right now, to raise money to open the strait. Somehow it's the most logical plan floating around out there. |
| This sounds like another options story |
| Shouldn't have gone into this war unless we had sophisticated drone swarm capabilities rather than toys made by RCAT and ONDS |
| Think it’s on Signal |
| Omaha beach 2.0 |
| Imagine they give nettywap the ole surprise surprise tonight |
| No crying at the casino |
| This 2026-2030 market will be swing/day trading heaven. Buying and holding is not the way anymore |
| Amazon has an obnoxious temu style menu now |
| From insanely overvalued to overvalued. So what |
| Sigh |
| So that’s how the rich get richer through text. BY NOW ASAP he is posting xyz |
| Insiders gonna insider. |
| Good news is you only lost 35k, but if you're going to "play a game" you are clearly bad at, log into Vanguard and buy index funds. Stop making idiotic coin flip bets and being surprised you were wrong. |
| So many more people recognize the Iranian flag at a glance today compared to a few weeks ago. |
| Why coconut oil |
| Let this be a lesson to all |
| Talks are going well, the 82nd Airborne is inbound |
| We are very close to 🥭 naming Joe Rogan as the new Ayatollah |
| I won't touch Microsoft with ber dic |
| Username checks out. Earnings are only good because the AI companies are playing hot potato with debt, most are leveraged to insane amounts. Jobs are not perfect, we are seeing really bad unemployment and layoffs that have been at recessionary levels for months. Bols don't like when the facts get discussed? |
| The fremen will fight for their spice |
| CFTC got $365m in FY2026 budget allocation. And they regulate futures AND crypto… 😂 |
| Is this the best trading newsletter? |
| Wait, they weed out the ones who AREN'T outsourcing their job to AI? Wtf |
| Trmp Always Chicken Out |
| Happy cake day bag holder |
| I gotta say, IWM futures are my jam. Notional value is a little less than SPY, but the small caps run a shit ton higher on a day like this so the actual gains are pretty close while using less margin. \n\nI do not like Dow futures, the spread is too wide a lot of the time and eats your profits if you are swing trading. |
| War talks going well |
| Gold post! |
| Cronyism |
| actually you're personally on the hook to refund the tariff people |
| Forward PE in tech is cheaper than it was at liberation day lows |
| Remy paws are irritated. We’re soaking them like the vet said to \n \nThis has been a remy update |
| Trump to the shareholders when he bankrupted his casino. |
| k, I see all red though |
| Whoosh |
| so apparently there are bombs flying all over the middle east now, who did orange talk to? |
| Get to suckin |
| You are a greedy gambler, not a prudent investor. Not the president or the country's fault but yours alone. |
| The future is bright for the gays 🏳️🌈🐻 |
| how? i have just started to get into trading |
| I was just kinda feeling myself. I was on a crazy streak 25 wins and 1 loss on options this year (+45k profit scalping).\n\nDecided to hold it longer for once this time and like always when I hold longer then 5 minutes I suffer massive loss. I just don’t have the discipline to force myself to scalp. |
| If qqq can come to 600$ that would be great |
| Bling this on trump is wild |
| $BARRON T probabbly going to buy another boat with the gainz from what daddy told him |
| "From Yahoo" |
| Oil prices in the $60s aren't happening for like 6+ months. \nIt may not be $150, but oil in the $80s will stick around for a long time\n\n\n |
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| lol what? This is going to be deep deep deep in the money by 4/17. |
| I would never take out a loan with 17.5% APR what the fuck are these guys thinking? |
| Only 20% or less of their population supports the religious regime. We just need to degrade them a bit more, airdrop in lots of weapons for the citizens, and kick off another revolution hopefully ending in friendlier management. |
| 👋 |
| How can it crash when earnings are smashing??? Every week jobs are perfect, things are great. Wtf are you even going on about? |
| If I was incredibly desperate I might send a random msg asking for a grocery delivery or something...7 grand, oh yeah np 😊 \n\nInsanity |
| Worked for OF |
| Drop Site news |
| Oh and you do huh why not go join the irgc I'm sure they could use another 🤢 |
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| The only thing he likes more than throwing other people under the bus is whats on the bus |
| Feeling cute, might cover myself in coconut oil and jork it a little.\n\nThis market is fake and ghey, I think I'm just going to milk that sweet yield on short term treasuries and laugh at the boomers buying TLT. |
| Futes up 0.07%> bers fked |
| My bro Valkorion |
| There were some rumors he's in a coma after a strike but who the hell actually knows |
| I’m just impressed it’s shares and not short dated OTM calls |
| I hate theta gang. You’re not gambling and you don’t belong here. |
| 🥭: Hormuz may be jointly controlled by “me and the Ayatollah. Whoever the Ayatollah is”. You can’t make this stuff up. |
| Dont do that bro, just change your name on Signal to someone of the administration and pray that someone else will put you in the right group |
| I'm in the back of the, back of the club\nBass go ba-rum-bum-bum |
| Gracias por tu plata |
| The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission and the CME Group declined to comment. |
| I swear I'm a perma bull usually, but I dont see the upside here. Even if world peace were declared tomorrow and every threat eliminated, the market is overvalued. Best rational case is chop until earnings catch up. And thats if the economy doesn't tank any more which its on the cusp of WITHOUT any of this. Thats absolute needle threading best case scenario. Buying here is full retard. I'm cash gang |
| Well, every time he tanks oil prices it delays higher cost US producers restarting their own production, so when the strait is still closed in a few months, they're not compensating because they weren't sure it would be profitable for long enough. |
| SEC doesn't count for billionaires! \n\nScrew\nEveryday\nCitizens |
| 5 years of this regard losing. |
| You might be on to something |
| Old school, they do it right. |
| they can make 400 shahed drones per day, we can make 1000 patriot interceptors per year\n\nmost one sided loss ever |
| Just made PBNJ pancakes |
| Then your ass gets locked up by the SEC immediately for insider trading because you aren't part of the club. |
| Boots on the ground if they say that lmao taco would never |
| Right??!! Lmao |
| Can we get a refund when he gets impeached |
| Hahaha |
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| Back to being cash gang cause no way this shit is over but too scared to hold puts overnight |
| https://preview.redd.it/o704necxcvqg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b41bda321c4030fc90d1c055bdab5e4d7541e7e |
| AI is SLOP |
| Fuck brutal, has a cost average of 22. What I get for listening to guys on YouTube talking about how good it is. Fucking tired of the “ohh well just hold it long.” |
| Kinda deserves it gambling in a Roth IRA tbh. Just buy an index fund that tracks the S&P you dumb fucks. |
| Oh but god forbid we fuck up our taxes |
| quick tell 🥭. |
| Time to find out what Iran’s special surprise for tonight is. At this point their capitulation would be just about the most surprising thing possible |
| Does the SEC still exist? |
| The war, AI bubble, housing crisis or inflation could have each caused a recession on their own. This market should have crashed in November, and has been riding a wave of unearned euphoria since then. The bols think it will go forever (this time is different, yes we know), but once one domino falls it is crashing down HARD. The market is pumping multiple percents off of tweets, the desperation is here and we are in the endgame. Get ready for a 50% crash lmao. |
| Like yeah this might be the dumbest war this century |
| Good news - it’s only 35k. That’s like delivering pizzas for a year after your real job or bar tending. |
| A llorarle a tu mamá , quieres atención ! |
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| I’m just laughing at how raged the MSFT bag holders will be as it stays flat while the Nasdaq rallies 5-7% in the coming week or two, but then drops 10% once that Nasdaq has the smallest pullback |
| All I see is North Korean propaganda |
| "Pete, I think you were the first one to speak up. You said, 'Let's do it.'\n\n🥭 just threw Hegseth under the bus LMAOOOOO |
| Go to fuck yourself you retarded monkey |
| The corruption is so blatant now. |
| If are do and this be will for this and they, etc. etc. |
| Just one trade could make it pay for itself |
| Just made a PBNJ sandwich |
| Fuck you, I never pull out!\n\nOh, pull out of the *markets*. That I can do. |
| Go pick your nose |
| commodities futures are explicitly carved out as not securities so they arent regulated by the securities regulator\n\nthe futures regulator isn’t a no fun having bitch |
| Hey, I just noticed something. Stock market is kind of stressful. |
| Options are for hedging, not betting. You’ll be best off to just leave them alone. |
| Followed by the Hormuz Gambit, where you take out the opponent's king and give them a new king that holds you in check indefinitely. |
| I’m waiting for it to start going up before jumping in i good cooked on a cash secured put |
| You gonna start speaking Arabic by the time this ends |
| Meet me at the back I'll show you my kharg |
| That's just bessent shorting oil. |
| Gtfo with your /r/politics ass comments |
| Bro, have you seen my diet? |
| Ya. He's on everyone's target list, even Iran. Lmao. |
| We’re gonna rebuild Persia and reinstate Zoroastrianism in the Middle East to make everyone get along. Persia shall export rugs, saffron, opioids, and a strange speciality in microbiology to the wider world. It will be great. Everyone will be rich(as long as you buy after the crash). |
| The Bogdanoff twins must be smiling from above at the current state of the market 👆 |
| Imagine if Iran will agree to give up everything but only if Obama negotiates it |
| Cool. So you’re basically admitting I know more than you do while still choosing to be aggressively wrong. That’s… impressive in its own tragic way.\n\nKeep talking. Every insult just highlights how much you’re overcompensating for having zero actual evidence. |
| My girlfriend goes to another school. You wouldn't know her |
| These cunts are all amateurs. They were born rich, unencumbered by the need to think or learn. |
| Well done bro |
| Market manipulation |
| It is not only about Shahed drones. The Ukranians show that you can use simple cheap drones to destroy entire mechanized assault groups. They talked about sending in 2500 soldiers...a suicide mission, but the same shit as when it started back in Vietnam & Afghanistan. I just hope the US backs out of this shitshow, there is nothing to gain. |
| 😂😂wtf |
| Typo? |
| Been trying to quit for years. |
| Thanks you encouraged me to post it to r/politicalhumor |
| https://preview.redd.it/31fkfnklcvqg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8150985d84edfd9d2db06ccf626015f14b5b17bc |
| THANK YOU. You didn’t just invest like a normal person haha you tried to get rich quick by playing the game and got played instead. Welcome to the economy friend, you can play it safe or roll the dice but if you roll don’t cry about “muh corrupt system” when you get facefucked. You signed up for it. |
| extra 4 days for his close aids and himself to sell and reposition derivatives trades. |
| it’s only for billionaires with backstage pass |
| They killed JFK for shit like this. |
| you'll get a better rate than a HLOC renting the big house, keeping that money in the market in safe AF shit (boggleheads), and taking a LoC against your equities. way more flexible too \n\nid at least wait until rates go down to buy the dream house |
| MU will fly |
| why short the market during a war when we have 2 trillion plus invested in war every year.. |
| If you think this is over I’ve got a (bombed out) bridge to sell you on Kharg island |
| https://preview.redd.it/4sga69shcvqg1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=e133169274a25de795b6b78231fc7a42b577d7e2 |
| "other" countries. |
| even WSB has a tiny cross section of these regards that think Iran is just gonna roll over and sign a deal after being attacked during negotiations twice, martyring their leader, and killing the new leaders entire family |
| Am 85 year old man *dying from late-stage cancer* |
| Yeah, that's how we know he's not ready to get better. |
| How is anyone still believing anything that comes out of this guy's mouth ?? If it ain't coming out of the Iranian's mouth, it ain't real. |
| You haven’t been paying attention ifattention you’ve been gambling since 2021 and think the market is rational |
| Damn. So close too |
| I doubt he lasts the night |
| if i monitor this market a little bit longer, imma eat my keyboard |
| Would watch 💯 |
| I got blown out selling those on liberation day. Hard pass. |
| Well that didn’t take long |
| Friday market close you better believe it |
| Lock em up |
| Those conversations happened inside his head. Reality check - time for the 25th to be invoked |
| Come on guys stop posting about this or the S.E.C might be forced to do nothing about it |
| I thought it was a noise at first JFC lol |
| When's the last time you heard of someone going to prison for insider trading? \n\nYea, I can't remember either! |
| Surprised people dont just line up to have mango shit directly in their mouth |
| Refreshing Al Jazeera live page has become a drug for me. A month ago I didn’t even know what that site was. |
| Pulling out of the market faster than 🥭 can pull out of this war |
| I played that map. Put me on comms |
| As they should |
| The only people in here suffering are the people holding GameStop |
| $SOFI at 2021 prices 😅 |
| You trade future upside in your stock for cash today. In a flat or ber market, where upside is limited, it's a good trade.\n\nNext, you're gonna find out about the theta wheel, and how to pick up infinite pennies in front of the steamroller. |
| I know what a surprise right? |
| Agreed, bank stocks that pay dividends are the way. If you want to gamble, take $400 to the casino and watch it burn |
| I actually have a date tonight with a cute girl |
| We killed the leadership but now negotiating with them.. like bruh..this seems like a parody of a war |
| Huh, maybe trickle up economics and a dark wealthy elite isn't actually good for the country. We could try something else, but nah, maybe we just haven't been trickling up hard enough, let's do more, how about another tax cut for the 0.0001%\n\nIf you work hard enough, you could BE that 0.000001% too!\n\nShareholders above healthy decisions for a company? Sign me up! (See Ford, Intel, Boeing)\n\nBailouts to companies who made horrible decisions at all of our expense? Sign me up?\n\nNecessities like food water shelter being bought up and used as investment capital? MORE\n\nContinuing to screw over the laborers that are generating the value in the first place? That's how we'll get out of this |
| Give this well regarded man a flair! |
| #Ban Bet Lost\n\n/u/ConfectionRecent2586 made a bet that GOLD would go to 4300.0 within **8 hours** when it was 44.79 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.\n\nTheir record is now 1 wins and 9 losses\n\n[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) |
| Jesus Christ, you’re one of the most intelligent dumbasses I have ever had the misfortune of interacting with. \n\n |
| How can I get in on this? |
| AI displacing entry level jobs and Tech corps have been laying off. Very soon this will translate into the job market . TLT 25% shorted. get paid 5% while u wait for recovery. |
| It's been fake pumping for weeks now, it already happened. |
| I feel like he’s trying to hoodwink everyone |
| Man, I'm not trying to pile on OP but are posts like these really real? I see a ton of 'I lost my life' posts here and they seem to drive a lot of engagement. So is it just fishing for reddit points? Or are people really out there YOLOing 'everything they have'? Cause, like, yall got to know that is stupid as. \n\nDon't invest with ish you aren't comfortable losing... |
| AHAAHHAAHAH. they clearly have zero idea how Iran works... |
| Looking at my portfolio, the results are in, I’m retarded. |
| yeah. Try to get in tickers with daily exp |
| Yah that would be dope. Someone should make that…… heyyy, wait a SEC…… |
| Been around forever but I’ve never been |
| He’s playing 4d chess regard. He can gamble her money away. |
| Lmao i feel you brother. Lost 94% of 135k. Lost my mind for about 4 months after that. |
| Wasn’t there a saying about never putting all your eggs on the same basket or you might lose them to an American/Israeli air strike or smth? |
| I like how in the morning Iran came out to say “no we ain’t” and sold off the gains quick. Hope this old fart gets probed after his term for all the insider shit |
| Dude probably spent a small fortune on her content |
| > just get into an index fund\n\nbut ... this is wallstreetbets? I'll never understand people gambling in the stock market, wallstreetbets stylee, and then being surprised when they lose. That's how casinos work. You might hit it big, but most people don't. |
| Dunno vote after vote is saying the new Whopper is way better than the Mc Arch thing. That might not be a safe investment. |
| Fuck it, let us know what contracts you scoop up tomorrow, and I'll follow 💀 |
| 150k/year isnt a lot of money g, respectfully, and 6% SWR is crazy high for a long life |
| As in someone he’s never met but just sees online or someone he has met who does OF to the pay bills? |
| I think a lot of people in the US do not realize that the people we bombed in Iran were religious leaders. Historically, that has a habit of radicalizing entire generations of people. The idea that they will simply sit down to negotiate is laughable. We could literally pack up and leave, but that won't solve what Iran decides to do after we are gone. This was miscalculated badly. |
| It’s a big club and you ain’t in it. |
| in the old days, losing a war like this would get leaders sent to exile or worse |
| Hope the kharg landing is televised and takes place during trading hours |
| He’s just making it all up… baffling |
| “This is America, the land of the corrupt” No this is america land of the FREE and you freely made a choice to continue gamble trading headline news in the midst of a war and even took out a 20k loan to fuck yourself some more. WHY keep vibe trading in the middle of a war thinking there aren’t chances of a new development headline news announcement etc at any moment to rip your bear face off? Pure stupidity led all of us here, never trade again it won’t matter who’s in office. |
| +1. \n\nI also see now why Maralago memberships are so expensive. Worth it I guess. |
| They tried the crypto scam/stable coins that only bought them 2 trillion or so of liquidity buying bonds. They figured let’s try tariffs that only bought them 200B last year now they are trying to take Venezuela, Cuba, Iran, Greenland whatever to have assets to sell off and cover the deficit. None of it will work so eventually they’ll print the dollar into oblivion and impoverish everyone imo |
| You aren't investing, your are gambling. I always had my investment account with boring mutual funds and my play account that I would buy and sell individual stock \nStop gambling! |
| I c baj? |
| Eh maybe, I think the people pretty heavily addicted to it will just find another means to bet IMO. Based solely on this piece of info I’d be more bullish on draft kings tbh |
| As much damage as Iran has taken, this is their absolute best shot at some form of victory\n\nThey aren’t just going to reopen the strait without major concessions that can’t be provided right now\n\nMid-April is going to be ugly |
| I'm situating my monitor. |
| \nhttps://finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-began-iran-talks-allies-170932532.html:\n\n"Donald Trump’s decision to back down from his threat to destroy Iran’s power infrastructure came after US allies and Gulf countries privately warned the president of the dangers of following through with his threat, according to people familiar with the matter...\n\n... But Trump’s decision came after some allies cautioned that the war was quickly becoming a disaster. Regional partners told the US that permanent damage to Iranian infrastructure would almost inevitably result in a failed state after the conflict ended, according to the people, who described private conversations on the condition of anonymity.\n\nPulling back also dovetailed with another interest of the president’s: calming markets rattled by his threats and the ongoing conflict. Trump’s decision, which was announced shortly before US trading began, was designed in part to address those concerns, according to the people, and immediately spurred a sharp fall in Brent crude and a rebound in the S&P 500 and US Treasuries." \n\nSheesh imagine ruining other countries like it's one of his shitty businesses 😐😐😐 |
| Here's the kicker, Donnie. They probably WOULD come to the table if you didn't use negotiations as a ruse to bomb their leadership about 50 different times. |
| if you mash it up into a soup and mix it with anchovies its really good |
| it's pretty good. there just aren't too many places like it, they are constantly pumping out fresh meats. I found one in NJ that is very similar and cheaper. but you also have to really like food, you might not appreciate it like other fat asses. I also wouldn't listen to other retards in here because I'm pretty fat and they probably live in California. |
| >White House considers Iran parliament speaker as potential US backed leader - Politico\n\nwell RIP to that guy |
| i hate this fucking timeline |
| Every friday a new disaster. Every monday an attempt to make it no big deal |
| People waiting for futures open but everyone knows the real action happens at 2-5am |
| Yea it is, a lot of other great delis in NYC have gone out of business over the years unfortunately but Katz still laps for sure |
| My buddy is falling for an OF content creator. 😭😭😭 slow down cucky boy |
| Any place whose claim to fame is "we have enormous portions" is probably not going to be great. |
| Only decent person here. Goodluck OP, its not the end. |
| If only there existed an agency, whose sole purpose was to enforce securities regulations and maintain a fair market environment |
| I just discovered covered calls. I feel silly for not having discovered this sooner. It's like free money...right? |
| Nothing to see here. Very legal. Very cool. Stable geenus. |
| Metals back to drilling tonight it seems |
| And private equity causes the Great Depression x2 |
| How is it trumps fault that you lost all of your money gambling? |
| "We're negotiating with the TOP people in Iran right now, but we can't name them."\n\nPotentially the most retarded timeline that could ever exist |
| Yea yea fries in the bag |
| Mmm roast beef labia |
| forever war incoming |
| What do you mean? Trump *loves* kids. |
| Why is this so far down 😂 |
| Willing to sell my left nut for a spot in the signal chat. |
| Fuck, i don't know if I'd be able to ask for pocket change on the street and this guy is asking random people on the internet for 7 g's lmao. |
| These people are just going to keep manipulating and insider trading until the apocalypse. Amazing. |
| Thinking "good DD, full port" with everything she sees here |
| America is desperate as fuck to get Iran to the table for negotiations lol\n\n“US delegation coming to Pakistan 'in a day or 2’ for possible talks but Iran ‘still not ready' due to mistrust, Pakistani Foreign Ministry sources tell Anadolu” |
| You just need one big one to make it back. You got this |
| Imagine Iran attack water facilities in other gulf countries. Their kill counts will be greater than hitler within 72h |
| Too late. This sub is already in her |
| And you saw the post that some insider trading profited from perfect timing. Those productive talks were coordinated market manipulation. |
| “Traders” |
| That’s not a gap |
| Barely up a percent, weak showing from bols |
| thats me.\n\nthe worst female trader of all time. |
| Damn Iran just said they will surrender when MU is 1T marketcap. |
| No |
| You feel the full force of Everything Priced To Perfection, for the entire day, as your position goes up 10,000% in one single day and then evaporates at the very last minute to zero. |
| sad thing is 685 by friday |
| OP, how old are you? Genuinely asking; I'll give you age-appropriate advice. Completely quit trading. Even if you win some back, you'll lose massively in the long run. All you're doing is gambling. This isn't investing. All your future paychecks need to go into a market etf. |
| "Uhh, sir, bombing civilian power plants is a war crime." |
| Methinks a week or two of pump to create exit liquidity to crater the market on CPI release + big tech earnings. Market will sell off the Bag 7 until they fold and cut CapEx. |
| no. he's lying to calm the market....\n\nit's like your hs friend that has a gf for sure, but she goes to "another school". |
| its katz really that good its all i see on my reels and I want it but i feel like any city deli would be just as good |
| Oil puts as usual |
| Maybe next time actually try the 3.35 apy. They put it at the top for a reason. |
| we will probably see some news from axios or reuters about a guy "familiar with the matter" saying bullish/bearish things, that will decide the direction of tomorrow opening |
| Damn. Gold doesn't lie |
| Ice cream machine isn’t broken, it’s on strike. |
| According to Iran he had those conversations in his head lmao |
| I bet they won’t even let you YOLO your money into 0dtes. |
| 110% chance |
| If avocados are your power, what are you without it? |
| You call it drillin? Lol |
| Daniel Larson??? |
| https://preview.redd.it/rnrwckucbvqg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de1ab0e512a615bd742919ba1a1c60c272c56e7c\n\nThe Theta Train is comin’. |
| My model is Nancy. I also can't be beat. |
| There's a 100% chance that Cathie Woods in on this sub |
| Has anyone started monitoring marine poly market accounts? They basically get inside information. If we can see their bets we can get the inside scoop. |
| Why can’t you love her? |
| I'm monitoring the situation |
| god, please add me to the group chat |
| down we go |
| *cheeks |
| The amphibious assault ship USS Tripoli, the amphibious landing dock USS New Orleans, and roughly 2,200 Marines from the 31st MEU will arrive in the Middle East on Friday -WSJ\n\nRemember to pull out of the market before upcoming weekend... |
| They just need someone to respond with authority and emerge publicly so they can kill them lol |
| There are simply way too many steps and things to fudge that it's unlikely no one else had knowledge about it or at least found things strange. For example, how would you even fudge shipping documents when you don't work on the shipping team? You think it's normal for confounders to be sitting in the warehouse loading trucks? |
| Yes blame it on the corrupt world instead of your greed and gambling problem |
| Futures gap down at open after I decide to position into calls after today\n\nLOVELY |
| Bare minimum rub one out and have a nap. |
| the market is full of regards. literally. full of degens. |
| I think there are talks going on.....but I also think the supreme leader will have to rise from the ded on the third day, in order to participate. |
| This is high quality content |
| If you don’t have any money go to the bank and get some from the ATM. That’s what I do. Modern technology. |
| I'm sure it will be thoroughly investigated by the SEhahaha\n\nSorry couldn't quite finish w/o laughing. What a joke |
| Shorting mes makes me hard!! 🍆 |
| I understand, don’t listen to these people. Get back to work and swallow it. It’s all we can do, push forward |
| negotiations not going well https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/23/us/politics/us-airborne-troops-iran.html |
| the market realized he was lying and nothing changed since last week. |
| Yeah, bcs of literal fake news from the guy who calls everything fake news. Do you want to bet how long this already fading reversal tick will hold? |
| Such as? |
| why you losing tho |
| You did not |
| The house always wins. |
| It's after hours time to bid up oil again |
| Oh no |
| Risk level:\n\nSafe |
| Well, now you have some karma.\nMaybe you can find a way to gamble that away too. |
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| Evil Bichael Murry be like: “I may have been wrong, but I am not early.” |
| Jebo ti pas materi |
| So is it true that they found their Delcy Rodriguez in iran? |
| Why's it drilling |
| Stop gambling and actually trade or invest. |
| TACO is a thing for a reason... |
| Med bed conspiracy, boner pills, and something about a tapeworm. Not even shitposting. |
| They dropped to 15 bucks a barrel |
| I am a smoke show |
| "I know it, but i don't think i should say it"\n\n*black guy looks from behind the camera* |
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| People never take accountability for their bad decisions. You lost everything because you gambled everything you had, not because the universe has it out for you. If you keep on making the same shitty decisions you'll keep on getting further into debt. |
| It’s high compared to public market tech, but not that crazy for private market tech. The private market is very opaque so risk premiums need to be adjusted, even for high awareness cos like openAI \n\nEdit: and MSTR has a pretty strong balance sheet with highly liquid assets (I think they said cash available to pay all coupons for 3 years without touching btc). I imagine OpenAI’s balance sheet is nowhere near that strong either respect to money market-like assets. |
| you can have her. give me crazy Lauren |
| I don't think the US is confiscating random tankers to avoid default, but I do think the powers that be realize that the US's financial situation is terminal unless they steal a bunch of wealth back from China.\n\nThat's why the trade wars are getting more desperate and the proxy wars against China's allies are getting more kinetic. US govt has 10 years left max on this fiscal trajectory before they reach the UST event horizon. |
| Why would I be jealous of an honorary wsb mod? |
| Because you need some rest from gambling |
| All these countries need couples therapy |
| Went from about $200k up to about 100k down on that tweet…battled back to down 40…long fucking day…I need a drink |
| Yup. Vought is using shutdowns as coercive tools and that playbook is his wishlist |
| oil flat, futes flat, it seems bulls and bears are both confused right now |
| 😂😂😂 |
| Sorry you lost your 5 bucks 🙁 |
| 😘 it’s the implication |
| Did I stutter |
| 🥭 sending a plane full of cash to back down Iran. 😂😬 |
| Yes |
| They have admin level permissions of all server content |
| I have no clue |
| Why are oil futures not refreshing |
| I don’t know what that means |
| you're life isn't over, homie. you lost. learn, dust yourself off, and get back up. \n\n \npeople have lost WAY more than this. |
| Me and my girlfriend are looking for a third. Are you hot? |
| Trading around the weekend during this administration is perilous. It's always something dropping after hours Friday or at some point on Sunday. |
| AGI and UBI are coming don't worry bro. Musk said so. |
| need to go back in time to last week to sell mu before er |
| Get the fuck out of here with these fake futures. Nothing but bombing happening right now |
| joe rogan |
| Wow |
| Chin up. Many have gone broke, you sound young anyways. |
| I think I've figured out why strict buy and hold permabulls annoy me so much. it's like painting your walls Agreeable Gray. it's not going to be the right choice all the time, and you're not going to maximize your wealth or your enjoyment of a space without taking at least a mild risk. but what it does offer you is immunity from criticism |
| Going up a lot should help with my emotional recovery |
| Roth is the best place to play your riskiest positions b/c of tax free growth and distributions. Most of my LEAPS live in my roth and 401k\n\nedit: i can see this is a regarded thread, perfection. lookup how much peter thiel has in his roth. |
| https://preview.redd.it/7fhwkugqavqg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff45b50eedc4515f951b12cf943294945aa2b091 |
| Im going to do puts on QQQ when this bounce is over and a lower high is formed. |
| So what does that have to do with it? |
| Theta masters were in charge of today's open apparently |
| Waaaaah. I gambled and lost. Waaaaaaah |
| Some of us are celebrating theta decay here too |
| ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡐⠱⡱⣻⡻⣝⣮⣟⣿⣻⣟⣻⡺⣊\n\n |
| can pam bondi give her thoughts on the market bottom, she called the top perfectly |
| It’s when your skin rubs against the concrete at high speeds. \n\nr/meatcrayon |
| OnlyFans CEO died before he could do a viral video of himself enjoying OnlyFans content\n\nYou know those fuckers take a look at OF databases |
| I hear you loud and clear and PRL is last trade as I've already said many times. Don't need the risk exposure anymore. I'm still way in the profits from trading despite the loss that I'm showing so it's not like I don't know how to, it's just that you don't win every one you do, same as in poker. |
| It's not all-or-none, man. It's going to look rocky. |
| mf this was all luck that orange decided to pump the market at 7am. stfu |
| I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick |
| Mkt are about to face another headwind aside from 🥭 and Iran soon |
| Get outta here. Go on, git. |
| So you can TACO out of killing someone as opposed to some of your takes in here. |
| Iran not ready for talks according to Pakistan , 🥭 needs to wine and dine Iran, give a massage some chocolate too |
| Put it all on 41.. I got a feeling about that number |
| Bro is desperate |
| NBIS, fuck you. HOOD, FUCK YOU YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. |
| Talks would be more believable if maybe they stop bombing Iran |
| Yeah good point but surely there is someone who can assume power |
| Puts it is. |
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| Have you lost it all if you dnt sell? Cause if not, you still came hold, till, maybe better? |
| 😂😂😂😂 |
| That's a candle |
| At least you finally learned your lesson. Your life is just starting. |
| Dicks? |
| Did you trust a ber? |
| must have small liquidy bumps before each next leg down this was a nice one today to load up no bear market goes straight down every day got to load up before each big rug pull |
| Who |
| There is no way Iran agreeing to open the strait without Israel agreeing to never attack Iran again. I think Man go and the Israel guy must be disagreeing hard behind the scenes right now. |
| You sleep like a baby |
| No one thinks anything is over; the market front runs with a de-escalating narrative and a light at the end of the tunnel, not an actual ceasefire. Your puts are cooked. |
| https://preview.redd.it/3ar4mwaeavqg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a710e7a4e5b5405b4c4d6fd2ac14c1b01dfefe3\n\n |
| 🔴 |
| I wonder who placed a trade on the price of crude going down? |
| Which ad did you get? |
| Thank you for the help bear gang i will sleep better now |
| Say what you want about Pam Bondi but 2 minutes with her is all I need for her to send my dick on a bull run.\n\nEdit: god damn chill y’all I was kidding 😭😭😭😭 |
| Why does everyone keep talking about carne asada tacos? |
| Bulls celebrating Thursday prices is peak comedy |
| USO: "investors who are bullish on oil over the long term may want to stay away from this fund due to its underperformance."\n\nGod speed. |
| Spent all my per diem on a stripper who spent our 20 minutes telling me about the gas station hot dog she ate giving her diarrhea. Gonna marry this hoor. |
| Can you show me? |
| So uhh you thought that Trump tweeting something outrageous *on Friday* wasn't a lie?\n\nIf you ever get another 100k I have a great bridge to sell. Mint condish. |
| Jealous? |
| Might as well put 1,000% tariffs on Iran |
| Why does my ass hurt? |
| Well if they say they are not talking to him... I suppose he could have a elder moment and say I guess I was talking to someone else and the bombs are back on! |
| upvote if you got rugged hard today |
| The US is in its own MEFO bonds situation that’s why he’s gotta keep raiding random countries treasuries to avoid out right bond collapse. Change my mind |
| US diplomatic plane, SAM281 on flight radar. Took off at 5am today. Maybe headed for Pakistan? |
| I mean this story broke after the Chevron CEO commented: Iran war impact isn’t fully priced into oil market.\n\nMore pain (and gain) to come. |
| Wow he died from cancer of the prick 😔 |
| Do you know what’s a meat crayon ? |
| 🎵Cause I have thirty thousand dollars in credit card debt\n\nWhen they call, I tell them I can't pay it back yet \n\n(Credit card debt)\n\nTomorrow, I may buy myself a dining room set\n\nOr this Boba Fett\n\nCredit card debt, credit card debt\n\nCredit card debt🎵 |
| Time for some more insane shit after a Friday close. |
| Cops? This one right here. |
| I am a big fan of it all. Tits, asses, dicks, and the V |
| Apparently they mined the strait\n |
| The future is bright if you like cawka 🏳️🌈🐻 |
| It’s not America’s fault this time my dude. |
| Hooligans |
| Options gambling isn't trading BTW. It was always meant to be a hedge not the full course meal strategy people use it as. You deserve your idiotic losses at the end of the day. Markets can stay irrational longer than you can remain solvent. |
| Not to mention Afghanistan was basically just a loose confederation of armed tribal groups rather than a fully functioning modern military. |
| Its a gamble, maybe it can go 25 eoy after the merger is complete, go long if you want, i bought jan $15 calls |
| Tits are incredible\n\nI dk, ass prio bros are suss\n |
| Shhhh. Dumbass is cheering for Iran. |
| This exchange made me snort |
| 😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡 |
| Nah we learned plenty from Ukraine-Russia. We 100% got data from Ukraine during the previous admin. I suspect a lot of US development was geared towards battlefield scale quadcopters instead of Shahed drones. These Shahed drones are a lot more like smart missiles than consumer drones from what I can tell. A lot of what we saw in Ukraine was closer to an analog of trench warfare than the long range strikes were trading with Iran right now.\n\nWe’re prolly gonna end up with ai powered artillery hooked up to an integrated network of satellite, radar, IR, and visual sensors to deal with these shahed drones. At this point it’s more about development time than finding a solution. |
| Crazy too because it's been the market leader that whole time as well. |
| I mean when the Devil You Know only tells lies, the Devil You Don't deserves a fair chance |
| I only buy cothes at Walmart |
| iran is rejecting talks, USS Tripoli will arrive in 3-4 days, possible air insertion to kharg island, strait is still closed |
| This has to be a parody. Loses all of his money on a geopolitical guess- also betting against the United States and then blames orange man and "society" for being poor. \n\n100% bait. |
| lol |
| more like moab therapy |
| thanks will check it out |
| Your not trading your gambling! |
| “We”🤣 |
| There will def be some culprits from this historic bull mkt for sure... |
| VIX is gunna goon until it blows its load… you’ll know |
| the rule is no politics. that should be enforced. idc about politics if the comment is about the market. but political bullshit without any thoughts/impacts on the market is useless here imo |
| \-20k? If you're below 40 that's no big deal. Joke's on you if you're 60+ and are somehow -20k though.\n\nSucks to be sick in the US though and you have my actual sympathies on that point. Civilized countries have public healthcare because life is not deterministic the way people erroneously imagine it is. |
| Ive got a copy of the book, what play is he using |
| Dump cannot exist without pump; they are ying and yang. |
| I love lying in bed reading about stuff which happened |
| I saw the grocery store had a shaker of the CTC seasoning, and I was thinking about putting it on some popcorn. Bet it would kick ass. |
| Anytime, bro |
| Do you think he's going to call you back for round 2? |
| Except we're already bankrupt, joke on him |
| 3 min till bears ....but but Iran said there was no talks 😂😂😂 |
| Yes they do |
| Why the fuck would they show up to negotiate if those negotiations have been used twice now to kill a bunch of their leadership? |
| Silver gonna come back |
| Gonna be NVDA someday when this AI bubble pops |
| Well there was “witch” for “which” so maybe it was on his mind |
| You know.. someone in here told me to go eat crayons. So, I did. It's actually pretty good. Each color has its own distinct flavor |
| Bols suck |
| Evil Bichael Murry be like: “it’s possible we are in a completely legitimate and real system.” |
| The turning point actually occurred late Thursday, as the weekly charts bounced off the bottom. |
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| Even though you might be taller than me you still look up to me kid. |
| You lost everything so far! |
| I walked into an McDonald’s in 2015 and was hired the same hour. Times are tough now |
| Sell the rip works every single time aince the war started...it's gonna be a slow bleeding to hell |
| Priced in |
| I would understand soft temporary bans. With rules that dictate how long the ban is in relative to the offensive comment. |
| 2xd my USO puts. Thanks for being clueless when DJT has a cell phone. |
| # HAHA DID YOUR PUTS GET FUCKED? |
| 😭 |
| Buy now before tomorrow mornings NASA press conference. You'll get to $100k |
| Bag holder bot is drunk i think |
| Imagine bagholding csco stock for 26yrs (if u bought the top) and finally breaking even in Jan 2026 😂 |
| Good, we will fight in the shade |
| I’m sick of that motherfucker |
| He is a power gay |
| Scotty B |
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| He would be the VP. |
| Any bearish news to give me hopium? 🤕🐻 |
| Buying? |
| If you don’t have a risk management plan you’re eventually going to lose it all, or at least an unreasonable chunk of it before you wise up and stop trading. \n\nI’d highly recommend learning the proper way to swing trade. |
| Iran "still not ready" for talks with the U.S. due to mistrust -Pakistani Foreign Ministry sources to Anadolu News\n\nwell a 3rd party is saying this so looks like Trump was confirmed lying lmao[](https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2036195980207419416) |
| Stop crying about it and trade accordingly. |
| This is the equivalent of putting everything on a single number on roulette |
| So bers don’t know who the leader is, but believe that *someone* in eyeran is the leader. Still can’t tell us who the leader is, but believe every single word this leader puts out from sources they don’t even know who they are.\n\n\nLMFAOOOOOOOOO |
| Dont care amigoo |
| My fucking tv pops up and asks if it should turn off way too often. it’s a Comedy Central background machine while my attention fried ass doom scrolls. Know your place machine |
| Buy the news, sell the rumor? |
| Let’s get a little bit of tariffs, more war, credit downgrade and ai bubble at the same time please |
| Just the right ones |
| TACO TACO TACO |
| Big if true |
| Even after a Green Day like this bears still smell so fuckin guud |
| Reinvestment |
| Like any Iranians were involved in the conversation! |
| I know, right? Lot's of distrustful glances in Tehran this morning (evening there).\n\nI think Israel was not happy to see this because it signals that their only coalition member is flaking. Israel was probably one of the first to leak that no talks have actually taken place. |
| Thanks Pal! |
| How many dicks has Bessent sucked to get where he is? |
| Of course they did, Republicans are widely against regulation and widely in favor of doing whatever makes companies more money, of course they're gonna rally behind the Republican candidate. |
| Volume in stock and oil futures surged minutes before Trump’s market-turning post |
| Diamond hand? More like diamondback |
| If you weren't buying USO puts when Trump still has a working cell phone and 75mm followers, I doubt your ability to make decisions as simple as "should I eat food."\n\n\nDid I close these fuckers out today after holding for a week? You're GOD damn right. |
| Prediction: lunr on the board tomorrow. +30%\nI don't know how to do the fancy ban bet bc I'm a dum dum |
| Futures are closed until 6pm EST |
| Oil prices went down right before he posted btw, the corruption |
| And the fact that any of you believe Iran is comical notice the market DID NOT dumb bear |
| It's hard to play fair when a tweet throws off the market. |
| But who has the authority to promise anything? That's the flaw in this logic, and it's why he was bemoaning that Israel killed everyone "he could work with." What he really meant was "I want to back out of this, and there isn't even anyone I can talk to about it." |
| Newest one I see is from 7 hours ago. |
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| we are at war we are not at war\n\nit is bullish we are at war it is bullish we are not at war it is bullish\n\ncalls calls calls it is bullish when he lies calls calls calls |
| thanks i went to truthsocial and now i have aids that website is horrible |
| Dat last part! 🙌🏾🙌🏾 |
| Smells like Redditors and exit liquidity in here |
| No what if |
| As a silver bro HOW DARE YOU! YOU KNOW THE CRIMEX AND JP MORGAN ARE IN CAHOOTS THEY EVEN GOT FINED FOR MANIPULATION AND FURTHERMORE.... |
| #THERE IS NO TWEET BUT I BET YOUR HEART JUMPED BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO THIS MARKET\n\n\n#LMAO 🤌 |
| Puts on your life |
| You're not |
| Damn I wish I was drunk |
| Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the greatest thing on this earth |
| Fair enough. But didn't Larry agree to pay $16 per share for new Paramount Skydance stock? \n \n$9 seems very enticing. |
| Never wrong, always early strikes again. Had 6590p but cut for a loss. Turned into a banger at the final 15min. \n\nI can’t stop winning… just having trouble securing the win. 😬 |
| Why isn't oil recovering? |
| i spent $500 on two tops and a pair of leggings last week |
| OMG DID YOU SEE THE NEW TWEET |
| Hmm I have some doubts. I think I need more evidence |
| We gotta wait to see how the current crop of kindergarteners do. The 4th-10th graders right now are effectively a write off. Two years of effectively zero education/socialization during COVID coupled with several years of unchecked AI powered cheating makes salvaging their education a fool’s errand. Some of the the college kids are fucked too. In their case it depends on whether or not they want to learn. |
| ONDS to 15 btw |
| Need a final part III |
| This is a good take. Let’s see if they call him |
| Iran was more prepared for this than 🌮 |
| Why tf was this removed lmao |
| Goodbye petrodollar, hello petroyuan. Iran will only accept it if the US packs up and leaves the ME entirely and if the US no longer guarantees the security og Saudi and the Gulf kingdoms then the oil won't be traded in dollars. |
| I mean even IF they make a deal, nobody trusts 🥭 to not break it 24 hours later |
| Two in the pink, one in the stink. GLHF |
| Can someone tell me the price of Brent Crude Oil rn? .. im seein like 8 different prices |
| Or even 1 pt would do the trick if OP doesn't want to even notice the stuff but for shit to feel really enhanced. Depends on how important the concert is. If it's a nostalgia concert, I always err on the side of caution, because there's nothing worse than post-concert regret cause you overdid it and ended up stressed out/overstimulated. |
| Margin…. She will be calling soon |
| in 8 minutes, bessent will wake up from his nap, and spam that sell button for oil |
| Buy calls and post screenshots then |
| No worries. I am farming Karma. Thanks for posting this. Missed it. |
| Kharg island is the wrong side of Hormuz, so resupply and extraction gonna be problematic |
| https://preview.redd.it/9jc080hw8vqg1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d3e53c59e7297000e9f6b88374a265b6ac6d483\n\nPick up the pace |
| Tuition is the word I like to call dumb money lost this way |
| Hovers over the ground |
| This lesson is probably too late for you, but for other people reading - don’t invest or gamble anything you’re not willing to lose. Unfortunately, that’s the way our market is. And hold. Hold. Hold! |
| Or… |
| like sort of but not rlly |
| Still....imagine all those Iranian guys scrambling around tryna figure out who was talking to him.\n\nI bet it was a Israeli ploy to catch some of them on their cellphones again. |
| 🥭is running usa like he ran his casinos |
| Winner gets fired first. |
| LULU is about to sky rocket faster than anything owned by Elon Musk |
| gen alpha might be the last generation, I hope |
| MEF isn't really as significant as people seem to think. They are primarily used as a RRF/QRF/IRF. I am assuming they are being sent to be able to respond to possible threats against US bases in the region. They could possibly be used for special limited ground operations. But ~5,000 marines is nowhere near the invasion force people seem to claim it is.\n\nJust for comparisons - Our invasion force for Iraq in 2003 was roughly 160,000 US Troops + about 100,000 allied troops.\n\nOur invasion force for Iraq in 1990 was roughly 500,000.\n\nOur invasion force for Panama in 1988 was roughly 26,000 and we already had military personnel stationed there.\n\nNot saying it won't get to that point, we're just very very far away still. We did invade Afghanistan with only about 2,000 personnel but it was much more of a special operations/CIA working with groups already established inside of Afghanistan. Even a regime change operation would need significant US personnel because there aren't already-established militant groups like there were in Afghanistan. |
| After a failed fake threat attempt 🌮 announced non-existent talks with Iran, so insiders can make money. \nIran basically said - we don’t know who you are negotiation with but it’s not us |
| Made a bunch of bad decisions but lucked out on drone options, hopefully I will be able to keep the money tomorrow |
| Thats understood but its not like times werent still great… we hurt ourselves chasing the highest of highs when we were doing pretty decent |
| 11 mins before close |
| 🤷♀️ Pipe dream but I would like to go to Iran someday. |
| My rh account finally got the short stock option button. No more inverse etfs… |
| No |
| Like 2 points |
| lmao what fundamentals? |
| I'm just pissed he TACO'd on a Monday. Do I get Tacos today via Trump rule, or do I get them Tomorrow on the classic rule? |
| Why is IGF pumping and I can’t sell |
| what’s an average dose of Molly (point-wise) to have a great time at a concert soon? |
| I mean you don't get to the fifth dimension of chess without bending some preconceived notions about what it means to play chess. |
| Your options have expired worthless. But hey, you've saved X amount on commission. Gee, thanks, RH. |
| You didn’t live by the rule: only risk what you can afford to lose |
| Best to buy it. |
| I mean, yeah, America has problems man, but this one is 100% on you. You chose to gamble and lost.\n\nThat being said, your life isn't over. Start saving up again and stop doing this shit. It'll only be over if you keep gambling. |
| The alpha Gen gonna be the dumbest generation ever after Gen z |
| learn really common phrases, like for example in english, "hows it going?" and then practice saying them exactly like an american (howzit gowin). people can "forgive" slightly off pronunciations of uncommon words but immediately are drawn to it when a really common phrase sounds off |
| True, but Social Security is already struggling and will only provide a portion of what he needs to live. OP is playing with the part of his nest egg that is meant to support him the rest of the way. I don’t know how old OP is, but if he’s 25 and plans to retire at 65, then this one $7,500 loss just cost him ~$180,000, tax-free, at retirement. \n\nIt’s just dumb to play with your retirement. I’ve seen too many friends forced to support their parents at retirement because they were dumb with their money. Friends that should be preparing for their future can’t because their parents squandered what they had and now need their handouts. It’s a shitty thing to do someone. |
| I should have bought more last week |
| Daily reminder that stonks only go up. Regards |
| Do you have a source on that one? If they publicly commit to further strikes and nukes then we 100% bomb their energy infrastructure and put boots on the ground. |
| No oil no party |
| Man Go doesn’t even know what Iran is, bruh. |
| You're talking to a guy who went all in twice, the second time with leverage, who swing trades on margin, and doesn't use stop losses. Do I really look like a guy with a risk management plan lol? I guess don't be regarded enough to lose it all? |
| Yeah this is nowhere near "fuck it all run away and live on the interest" money. It's off by a factor of at least six.\n\n6% feels like a gimme but it's literally not and in a 'down year' barely meeting inflation will permanently alter your nestegg. Only takes a few permanent nestegg alterations to force you back to work. |
| Maybe because futures track the price the market believes will be in the future 😮 |
| Don't worry, I'm laughing because of people like you using leverage. |
| Cool. They can do it without the US helping them then. Why do we give a fuck about october 6th, especially when it was israel's own actions that caused it?\n\nAlso, we know now that invading and occupying those countries after 9/11 was absolutely NOT the right decision so why do you think it is here? |
| Been 9 since last week |
| He still uses the plays in it, dumbass. |
| Lol welcome to the futures market - tangible things can be easily manipulated if you're a big enough player. |
| Regards where, Michael? |
| On the plus side, microbrewing fad is mostly over.\n\n\nLottttt of y'all sucked at it |
| Yeah revenge trading causes a lot of people to diamond hand into a loss. |
| Most likely green tomorrow 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼 |
| Dude take some accountability. Land of the corrupt? Same land that enabled you to have that 100k in the first place that you made bad decisions with. |
| Huh yeah. Doesn't seem he was serious. |
| When will they let Iran know? |
| You do realize he wasn’t being hypothetical? DOGE was very real and I’m positive he got his “money’s” worth (see: artificially inflated non-liquid number) from that alone |
| Literally in the Project2025 playbook; but they can't do it while the TSA is unionized so to privatize it there has to be a crisis 🥭can use to justify firing all the union employees. Which is why all solutions will be rejected. |
| Why 🚀? |
| I think it's their enormous debt that's scaring people away. |
| Knew someone who made a killing in oil right as the pandemic hit. Had an acquaintance working in comms across the world for an opec country. He got a tip and was telling me about it a week later when I was hammered omw to my condo. Worked in investing space and had clients involved in oil. I never saw him again. He quit his job and was gone. I couldn’t believe that kind of shit was legal, like I’m pretty sure he left the country. |
| Game recognize game |
| It's a leaderboard that tracks how many tokens you've used, how many lines of code written, how much $ your usage is costing, etc.\n\nManagement watches it to weed out people who aren't using AI essentially |
| When mango announces talks that are not actually happening, it's his way of telling the other side to call him. Often, they don't. His ego doesn't allow him to make the first move, so he says publicly that "X has been calling!" "Y is begging for a deal!" "We'll have dozens of deals done" and those are all code for "Please call me" "I'm ready to make a deal" and "You'll be rewarded if you get in early and make a deal." |
| Amateur hour. I’ve lost 200k in a day before |
| What if that tweet was just to manipulate the market to make some money and it has nothing to do with plans with Iran. |
| The mistake was you trusting in Trump policies, there’s a lot of previous events which resulted in a similar outcome. My opinion: never gamble in the market, always rely in diversify your investments to protect you from this. |
| bull doesn't even know how far we're down ytd lmao |
| same guy that "familiar with the matter" again, does Iran also consider a US backed leader? or is mr.taco negotiating with himself in front of a mirror? |
| Look at this retarded DD, what a bunch of wishful thinking |
| Wrong. Iran wouldn't just give up their leverage and return to status quo after their stuff all got blown up. Why would they?\n\nThey're gonna keep the strait shut down until the Marines reopen it or 🥭 makes big concessions. |
| Wouldn’t be shocked if it broke 600 by the time this is over |
| Yeah, sorry, should've summarized that. Thanks |
| Here is a tip for you. Don’t let ur political opinions on people sway your trades…. |
| Silver bros are the shitcoiners of the commodity complex. |
| Apparently they learned nothing from four years of Ukraine though. Sending in soldiers like that would be utter madness. They'd get picked apart by drones on that island. Iran ain't Venezuela or Greenland |
| Well, that's not fun 😞 |
| Ha! Exactly |
| This is what the "war" is actually deflecting from |
| Please share the anonymized resume lol |
| Was it up to now that you thought they wouldn't lie? |
| Sell now, buy on Friday after Trump announces the “talks” with Iran didn’t work and he will gives them72 hours to accede to his demands or he will bomb their energy infrastructure |
| "It's possible that we are in a completely fraudulent system" |
| Made a bunch of bad decisions but lucked out on drone options, hopefully I will be able to keep the money tomorrow |
| Yeah but the arb with Shanghai physical bro |
| Not happening, get out while you can |
| Do they accept 2 party, out of state,bad checks? |
| Silver queefs have been annoying for so long (I'm talking like twenty years) that I just outright refuse to mess with it because the proponents are insufferable. |
| Saved a click. Amid Iran talks, Strait of Hormuz dotted with about a dozen Iranian mines, U.S. officials say |
| You will prevail! |
| Genuine question here - are you suspicious on the future use of AI models aside from something like Claude Code? |
| PSKY at $9? Really? They're trying to scare away retail into selling?? |
| I’m coming for ur anoos |
| Lolol |
| Good god how is it taking so fucking long |
| How does that actually work? |
| And gun sales |
| My favorite part is OP clearly made terrible choices but still blames the government for his losses |
| Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. |
| You broke the most important gamba rule. Never gamble with money you can't afford to lose. |
| Brent down 10% today on literally no on the ground changes lol get me off this planet |
| Hahah maybe he will have his ‘mission accomplished’ moment in his ballroom? When it’s finished in 10 years |
| Looks like it's down 10% yoy, so when exactly did you buy? |
| Are ya winning, son? |
| Awww boo hoo, grab a shovel, this bitch is dead. |
| I think technical and fundamentals is when you invest and not gamble. |
| Finally someone with some brain cells. |
| Between Covid, Fortnite, Twitch, vaping, and having Gen X as parents, Gen Z never got a chance. |
| Can't sell for 6 months tho? |
| I lost 40k day trading on Robinhood and decided to quit the gambling. The feeling of not having my mind constantly worrying or scheming on how to dig out of the hole... is incredible. Good luck. |
| > I will never win in this game. Technicals, fundamentals, they mean nothing, because our leaders can simply lie and change the narrative. I’m so sick of this.\n\nYou shorted the market repeatedly for ~5 years and during a time the market went up 40%. The issue isn't the market, it's your gambling addiction combined with you thinking you could time a market collapse. By all means stop "investing," but if you want to avoid doing this again in a different way you need to address the behavior and thinking that got you here. |
| Are these points in the room with us right now |
| The big short? More like the long pants |
| Lost life savings to orange man ahaha, you aren’t the first… |
| we doubted him, fuck |
| That's caused 2016 looked bad compared to 2006, and 2006 looked like dogshit compared to 1996.\n\nWe've been sliding downhill for a while. There's a decent number of kids on this thread who weren't even born before 9/11, they never got to see what the 1989-2001 top of the American Empire mountain looked like. |
| Just buy it after they crash the next lander |
| Time to deploy the "Saudikar" |
| They did it, mined the strait. \n\nhttps://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/strait-of-hormuz-mines-iran-talks-officials/ |